St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-25
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Ike to see pretty woman. Indeed, he
lieve my artistic sense Is better developed
than my ethical sense, for l can stand to
have the latter contaminated: but Phidas
and Raphael defend me. bomely woman Is
an unnatural product. Nature intended that
all women should be beautiful / confidently
think that If Adam had been as great a man
hater RS Maurice Kirkwood i'll "The Mortal
Antipathv" he would have fallen on his
knees and kissed Ewes dainty pink foot. even
if the second toe had been longer than the
+ first. They say II 1t is the woman will rule
the ranch and give this as a hint to all
young men who are being rung i'll by the
June wedding bells.
Ny especial grievance just now Is that none
kjof the curlInes or bangolines, or Whatever
those pre- rarations are called, do not do their
duty. Every woman you meet OF rainy day
or an especially sultry one has straight bangs.
Now. bangs were made TO be curled, and
have seen fluffy locks which were dreams
and poems. but the damp air makes them
|, nightmares or poems in blank verse, and in
/ respect 10 the pious people of the community
one had better leave their remarks blank.
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When endow an orphan asylum or an old
TO send it offerings. unless with the proviso
of Il reserve the right to reject any and all
bids" 1t is burning shame what people
will do i'll the name of charity. Their sacri-
fees are like the small boys who was going
to show his devotion to the heathen by
giving up salt fish-he did mt care much for
it anyway. l had occasion to go to an insti-
tuition, which is furnished partly by the
mission-spirited people of the town. and
hanging OH the walls found such soul inspir-
ing, contenting comforting pictures as these,
Last Days Of Calvin" death Bed of Webs
ter Pilgrims Exile" There was one COM
mon colored print of little laughing child
which, from moral standpoint was worth
dozens of those gruesome steel engravings.
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The manager of one of the theaters in
town evidently doesn't believe in supporting
an opposition orchestra contributed volun-
tarily from the cavernous lungs Of infant
humanity. Right where your eye will fall is
this sign, children i'll arms not admitted
to the night performance 1t is as infexi-
Bile as the laws of the Medes and Persians,
no exception made for race, color or pre-
vious condition of servitude. You can enjoy
your evenings pleasure undisturbed by the
minglins of the 'Bogie Man" with the baby
manikin.
The woman who isn't belted this summer
is decidedly not in it. Silk, satin, calico,
rags-it is all the same, there must be an
equatorial line and it may be designated by
anything under the sun, from iron to lace.
Cloth and velvet belts we have always
known: the leather belt is somewhat newer,
and itcomes this year in three narrow straps
held together by slides, each one provided
with a buckle. The bodice shapes are stud
ded with glittering nail heads; then come
the metal spirals, and lastly the solid metal.
1t is just pliable enough to slip into. and the
fastening is a kind of you press the button
and we do the rest" am not sure that it
agrees with the canons of artistic taste to
erase the curve of beauty and replace it by
all equatorial belt but it is change from
the curve of the princess gown, and life
would be awfully monotonous without the
yagaries of fashion
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All day Thursday in the Wabasha street
window Of one of the large dry goods empo-
RUINS was great mass of white and crimson
silk. The name of Cleveland stood out in
prominence in the midst of this glaring dis
play, while white scroll awaited the nom-
ination for the tail of the ticket. Yesterday
it was filed in, so that he who runs may read,
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