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CHEAP MONEY AND THE DE-
MOCRACY.

A distinguished financier of the East
gives as one Of his reasons for supporting
the National Republican ticket, that:
1t is the avowed purpose of the Democratic
party, as expressed in its national platform,
10 f4cillJatea u return 10 an obnoxious bank
note system, through which in years passed
Widespread loss, misery ana disaster were in
ticteG upon our people and commerce. Upon
The abb litlon Of tae prohibitOry tax upon
state banks we should again have to deal
with all the complications of O chaotic cur
rtncy. With great majority in the Demo-
cratic party appearing unsOund upon tar
reaching financial questions, with the event
nallty existing of ITS nominee for the Vice
Presidency, II elected, being called upon to fill
the Presidential chair, with the power he ac-
quIres as presiding ofhcer OF the United 81 ates
Senate, having there the final Cecision on any
Tie vote, Democratic success IN the coming
election would, in my opinion, become per-
petual menace to the prosperity of the
country.
Mr.. Schiff, in this last reference, has in
mind the fact that Mr.. Stevenson, the
Democratic nominee for the Vice-Pres-
dency, is stumping the country upon the
proposition that it is the right thing to do
to return to the wildcat system of bank
ing. He has the courage, which not an
other Democratic cmouthpiece in the Union
has-to advocate the platform of his party
in its entirety.
Mr.. Stevenson's chief argument in sup
port of bob-tailed State currency is that
the people want plenty of money and
cheap money. But cheap money always
finds its way, when losing, to the pocket
OF the poor man, the wage-earner, the
artisan. In the fifties and sixties State
money was SO cheap that every man had
a roll of it nearly equal to knapsack in
size; but at the same time he never laid
down to rest and arose with the assurance
that he had by 50 or rs per cent. as much
money as when he went to repose. Yet
this is the kind Of money the Democratic
platform demands-State bank issue; the
issue that Tom, Dick and Bob can put
out as bank, without ten cents on the
dollar of capital behind it.
In Indiana, in 1857, there were not five
out Of fifty Of the State banks of is
sue currency-except the bank and its
branches for which the State pledged its
credit-that would buy twenty cents
worth of potatoes on the dollar called for
by the promise to pay" In Ohio and
Illinois the conditions were even worse,
and when the crash came there not per
cent. of the bank issue was worth the
paper on which the bills were printed.
The people of the States were as intelh-
gent then as now; the Legislatures less
venal; the law-givers as prompt as in this
day; the bankers every whit the peers Of
those of 1892.
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ARARE OPPORTUNITY
Good Agricultural Land for $40
to $40 per Acre.

The Pacific improvement Company has re-
Gently purchased twelve thousand ceres of
land IN the heart Of Tehama County, for the
purpose OF promoting subdivision and settle
ment. This land embraces lands from first
class Sacramento Valley agricultural land, to
land of fair average quality, and is offered at
nom $40 to $50 per acre, in subdivisions OF
40, So 120, 16o and 320 acres.
The terms upon which these lands are offered
are especially attractive. They VIII be sold in
subdivisions, as above indicated, by the pay
ment OF interest only for three years, at which
time the purchaser can begin the payment of
principal by paying the first of five equal an
nual installments. Thus no part of the prin-
cipal is tc be paid for three years. and then
the purchaser is to have five years in which to
pay five equal annual ipstallments. with in
terest at the rate of per cent. per annum,
making payments extending over a period of
eight years. Intending purchasers are as
sured that this is an opportunity to purchase
land of fair average quality at SO per acre,
and good agricultural land at $40 an acre,
with other grades of land at prices to CORE.
spond between these figures
The assertion is frequently made that good
lands, suitable for general farming and es-
pecially adapted for fruit-growing, cannot be
had in California for less than from SEQ to
800 an acre. An examination OF the land
subject of this advertisement will prove to
home-seekers that this is an opportunity for
the purchase OF good agricultural land at $40
an acre, and for qualities grading down to fair
agricultural land at $40 an acre, on terms Of
payment which should make the disposition
of these lands to actual settlers result easy Of
accomplishment.
The primary object of the purchase Of this
BODY Of land was the breaking up Of c large
holding Tor the purpose of promoting its set
tlement in smaller quantities and its devotion
to diligent husbandry.
For further particulars, call upon or ad-
dress VIM II. MILLS,
Land Agent of the C. P. r. R., Fourth and
Townsend streets. San Francisco. Cal!
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Waarhar Fnracnsr

Official forecast for the twenty-four hours
ending at midnight, November 4th: Northern
California-Fair; followed by threatening
weather and scattering rains along the coast
and In the northwest portion; northeast to
southeast winds; continued warm weather,
except followed by cooler on the northwest
coast.
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S2,75O-A new Groom cottage. bath, barn;
loJ 40xl60; 23o5 street: cheap.
So, 2,25O--A nice 5-roOIa cottage: convenient:
lot 40XI60; J street, near Twenty ty-fourth.
s., ,1OO-Two cottages, i'll good quarter. lot
4OXoO; rents Tor $50 per month; speculation.
81 ,0CO-SiX-rcom dwelling; mantels. sta
tionary range; lot 2Ox160; 52l NJ street;
rents steadily.
S5,500-Double Dwelling, rooms each; lot
4oX16O; rents $42; 1926 and I62S I street
81, 1904 good building lot, s0x16o, Two
blocks from electric cars, in fine location
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EVoTERs y who do not wish both houses
of Congress given over to the Democracy,
should remember that vote for Boyne
for State Senator from Sacramento
County, is vote for Democratic United
States Senator from California.
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FAST TINE TO THE EAST.-The Atlantic
and Pacific Railroad Santa Fe route) is now
twelve hours shorter to Kansas City and St
Louis, and twenty-four hours shorter to Chi,
cago than formerly. Pullman Tourist Sleep
ing Cars to Chicago every day without change.
Personally conducted excursions every
Wednesday, with tourist car to Boston,
GEORGE W. RAILTON, Agent, 1904 Fourth
street. Sacramento. MWF
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MRS. WINSLOW'S SOOTHING SYRUP,
has been in use over fifty years by millions Of
mothers for their children while teething,
with perfect success. 1t soothes the child
softens the gums allays pain. cures WIND collie
regulates the bowels, and is the best remedy
for dlarrhoa, whether arising from teething
or other causes. For sale by druggists in
every part of the world. Be sure and ask for
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup. twenty-five
cents bottle MWF
PAINLESS EXTRACTION OF TEETH by
use of local anesthetic. DR.. WELDON, Dem
tist, Eighth and streets.
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$4,000 for block, Nineteenthan and Twentieth,
A ana B streets, north.
S2,0u0-That choice lot northwest corner
seventeenth and o streets, 4Ox16O; only a
few good corner lots left inside of Twentieth
street, south of G.
Sl,50O- North line of I street. between
twentieth and T@enty-first, 4OxI6O: owner
Will erect dwelling and take instaIlments.
S125o-soxsO, Twelfth street, between @
and II. y
S1,25O-4Ox16o, south line Of 7, street
between Nineteenth and Twentieth streets.
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5prrtul 21nttrFa.
EAT CANDY

If you will, but be sure to use SOZODONT
right away in order TO carry off its Injurious
effects upon the teeth. All candy-eaters
should carry SOZODONT with them. if they
wish to keep their teeth sound
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31rtn advertisements.

NOTICE TO REDITORS.-ESTATE OF
~ WILLIAM SANDELL, deceased. Notice
is hereby given by the undersigned, admins
tretrix of the estate of William Sandell. de-
ceased, to the creditors of and all persons hav-
ing claims against the said deceased, to ex-
hibit them, with the necessary vouchers
within four months after the first publ c ltiOn
of this notice 10 the said administrators, at
the Ofice of e. II. OaJman, 42O ] street, Sacra-
mento, California, or at the Office of Dodge 81
Try, 900 Broadway street, Oakland, Califor-
mia, which said offices the undersigned selects
as her places OF business in all matters con
nected with said estate OF William Sandell
deceased. AMELIA G.. SANDELL,
Administrative of the Estate of William San
dell, deceased.
Dated November 4, 1892. n4 5tF
NOTICE To CREDITORS-EST OF
" PHILLPEAN II. BRENDEL, deceased.
Notice is hereby given by the undersigned
administrator Of the estate of Philipean II.
Brendel deceased, to the creditors OF and all
persons having claims against the said de-
ceased, to exhibit them with the necessary
vouchers within four months after the pub
lcation of this notice, TO said administrator,
at the law Offices OF Driver & Sims, No. 42O j
street. Sacramento, California, the same being
the place for the transaction of the business OF
the said estate III the county OF Sacramento,
State of California
Dated November 8, 1892.
JOHN u. BRENDEL. Administrator
DRIVER d SINS, Attorneys for Admins
traitor. n4-5tf.
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During the most of the time mentioned in
the foregoing communication I was a Judge
of the court and heard no complaints against
MIR. Hamilton as Clerk.
JOHN W. ARMSTRONG.
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Entered at the Postoface at Sacramento as
Gecond-class matter.
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MRS. MATTE STICE

525 Street,
HAS LEARNED FROM MRS. NETTTE
Harrison (America's beauty doctor the
art of making the homely beautiful. She has
full line of Cosmetics. VIII be pleased to
see her friends. Ladies sending 10 cents,
with a copy of this advertisement will receive
a book on beauty, box of skin food and
sample of face powder. Mrs. Stice removes
superfluous hair with electric needles.
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Smokers Hrtie1es.

A complete stock of everything
in this line is here and at prices
that will be found very low,
quality considered.
STRAIGHT STEM BRIER PIPES.
10 and 2oC.
FINELY CARVED BRIER PIPES
straight stems, at 4oC.
Many dealers charge you 81
for these same goods.
Call and see them.
HALE BROS. G CO.
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FOURTH WARD.
HAMILTON'S COMPETENCY.
What the Sacramento Bar Thinks
Of Him.

TNHE UNDERSIGNED, IN JUSTICE TO
Il Mr.. W. B. Hamilton, and because of the
attack made upon his com petencyand ability
as County Clerk, take pleasure in stating to
the public that We are practlcng attorneys in
the Superior Court of this county, and were
January, 1891; that W. b. Hamilton
was County Clerk, and in our business
as attorneys we were thrown into al
most daily contact with him and with
his methods of conducting that Office
and from our knowledge thus obtained
we have no heSitancy in saying that we found
him honest, faithful to the duties of his office
competent to perform them, attentive 10 bust
ness, courteous to all, ever ready to assist any
one TO obtain information from his Office, and
correct in his accounts with us.
Our business as attorneys often required an
examination of various records in the Clerk S
Office, as well those kept by Mr.. Hamilton as
by his deputies, and we found the same to
have been carefully and neatly kept Mr.
Hamilton always conducted himself both in
and out of his official position. in a gentle
manly and proper manner and made an eff
cient County Clerk.
Dated Sacramento, November 3, 1892.
Chauncey H. Dunn. Add c. Hinkson.
w. +. George. j. H. McKune.
c. w. Baker. n. Greene Curtis.
K. NJ. Clarken. Isaac Joseph.
II. C.. Ross, Jr. J. SOlOn HOll
Philip S. Driver. Clinton L. White
J. W. Hughes. Lincoln White
G. II. Oatman. Grove l.. Johnson
Matt f. Johnson. Albert NJ. johnson.
Henry starr. Hiram W. Johnson.
L, 5. Taylor. J. L. Counts.
A. j. Bruner. w. A. Gett. Jr.
j. Charles Jones. George g. Davis.
]. c. Tubbs. h. @. Hart.
During the most of the time mentioned in
the foregoing communication | was a Iudoa
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3aersr advertisements.
~ ctIUEL EL1E+TE4ILE4ILHe
@ * L L
FOR A.
Republican | City Convention
TODAY.

A Il A MEETING OF THE REPUBLICAN
"A city Central Committee OF the City of
Sacramento, State OF California, held Thurs
hold convention on FRIDAY, November l.
1892, at O'Clock p. H., Mt the old Pavilion,
for the purpose of nominating four School
Directors lone from each ward of said city, to
b. 20 ed for at the city election on Monday
December 5, 1892.
The following delegates We're elected to con-
sutute said convention.
A. J. JOHNSTON, Chairman.
f. BERGMAN, Secretary.
FIRST WARD.
Eugene J. Gregory, A Abbott Thomas
Harper, Hiram Crib le. Edward r. Hamll-
ton, arthur Miller, George Schroth, !. ]. Sim
mons, William Land, Daniel h. Hardy.
SECOND WARD.
A. Conklin, II. Lagos, T. J. Finn. w. D.
Stalker, 3. Schilds, E. Dole, Charles Root, p.
a. Miller, James Hopley, Fred Scheider
THIRD WARD.
Ed. F. Taylor, P. Z. PIatt, G. w. Baker,
William Hicks, L. w. Wilcox, Thomas
Holmes, Charles Dosh NJ. NJ. Brady, d. Fad
coner, Gus Zimmermacher, John Watt, e. j..
Dwyer, L. B. Nichols, NJ. NJ. Glenn, John W.
Greenlaw, Jr.
FOURTH WARD.
A. J. Wingard, j. H. Batcher George Muir
ray, Lincoln White, g. II. Holmes. John
Well, w. H. Jennings, w. d. Knights, John
Skeiton, ]. f. Slater, VI. +. Hornlein, J. II.
Dolan. J. c. Ing, Jr., f. NJ. Woodson, Samuel
Gerson. 1t
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Record Union' - Telephone No. 40.
For Editorial Rooms. ring one bell.
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COLLECTION
0VERC0ATS. .JEWELRY.

For this season is the LARGEST
and the VALUES the BEST ever
shown in the city. Come and
examine and get prices.
OVERC0ATS in fall weights in
all the new things fOr this sea
son. Ask to see the dark color
ings in light weights that we are
selling for S and s..
CHINCHILLA BEAVER OVER
COATS, blue and brown, at So,
$40, $I2, $40 50, $I8 and $40,
BOYS OVERC0ATS, ages 10 to
IS, in nobby light and dark Ok
ford mixed worsteds. Price, $40.
A very fine assortment Of
CHILDREN'S OVERCOATS from
S. 50 to So.
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ARRIVALS

we nave Just placed IN stock
a new lot of Ladies LACE PINS,
CHATELAINE PINS and an ele-
giant assortment of fine gold and
silver-plated HAIR PINS at 3,
50, 75c, S. 50 and s. each.
METAL JEWEL BOXES, 75C
and 81 q.
Some fine novelties in SILVER
B00KMARKS and PAPER CUT
TIERS at 77C.
CENTS SLEEVE BUTTONS,
gold or silyer-piated; also a nice
collection of solid goods.
GENTS STERLING SILVER
SCARF PINS, in many neat de-
signs, at 27C.
A large assortment Of gold
plated and solid gold SCARF
PINS. We guarantee everything
in this line as represented or
money refunded.
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SUNDAY excepted. sMonday excepted.
A.-For morning. P.-For afternoon.
RICHARD GRAY, Gen. Traffic Manager.
i. d. GOODMAN. General Passenger Agent.
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On THE WING:
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The first stop we made was
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GRENADA. MISS, SATURDAY. MAY 2l, 1892

The material Of which it is built, is
mostly from the beautiful hard pro-
ducti0n Of the neighboring quarries,
which differ in color, with an almost
uniform hardness and density, making
the whole structure as solid as Gibral-
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done 70 make the Printers Home beau
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ed by friends, to the memory Of Mrs.
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her honored and beloved father, Hon.
Jefferson Davis. This is the cath an
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who has lasting claims upon all print
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friend be has ever been, but his gen
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voice. His rare and wide intelligence,
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The 9randly sred Stallion,
VIM. {. whitney,
No. 1857:
Standard and Registered.
VIII make the Spring Season OF
1892, at the Central Park,
Grenada, Miss.
TERMS SIS 90 per Season, $50 90
to Insure. Cash or secured.

This royalty and fashionably bred
Trotting Stallion is sired by Kentucky
Prince, 247o, the sire Of Guy, 2:l0f: Cy-
press, 2:1s!; SpotTord. 2:lSs, and 2o in
$50 class.
Kentucky Prince, his sire. stands at
Five Hundred Dollars per season.
Whitney's dam is Alma, 2:2st: the
full sister of Dexter. the old King of
the Turf: also of Astoria and Dictator,
the sire of Director, the sire of Direct,
2:0t.
Whitneys full brother. the black
colt America. sold for $4,000 cash at
two years old.
Mares kept at lowest prices.
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Special and Extraordinary Offer.

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FIFTEEN SERVICES FREE.
with the option reserved to take the
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dollars Or to charge no fee.
Owners of mares to have option OF
retaining colt and paying insurance
fee of $50 90. which fee is to be due un-
less colt is offered me, or if mare is at
any time sold or traded.
Only approved mares accepted on
these terms.
For tabulated pedigree address.
J. c. LONGSTREET.
Apr2 Grenada, Miss.
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The Adventures of an Arkansas Editor

The following dogerel was written
by our genial and bright friend Col. J.
A. Hoyt, Of the Enerprise and Noun
taineer, Greenville, Is. C.) with the
National Editorial Association, on the
train while running) near Alberquer-
que, N. NJ. The Belle Of Mississippi''
referred to is one Of Jackson's fairest
and freshest dsmsels, who is capturing
hearts almost daily on the train:
Mr.. Arthur Murray,
Was in great hurry;
And to his breakfast he went;
He led on young Miss
Not caring II 1t cost him cent.
Murray was sadly amazed
And considerable daxed,
When the landlord demanded money
A dOllar-and-a-hal
Did not make him laugh.
And he never did think II was funny.
He IS going to repent
And II now keeping Lent.
Distressed by his love for the charmcr.
1t Is costing too much,
Even tho there's none such
And the climate is getting still warmer.