The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1892-12-07
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little dears
A good deed is never lost; he who
sows courtesy, reaps friendship, and he
who plants kindness gathers love.
- Truly this is year of record break.
ers. A Michigan boy has written 206
words in minute on typewriter.
= It is hard to find people in misfor-
tuse who will not stick to it that some
body else has been to blame for il.
- In year the food eaten by horse
is nine times his weight; that of cow
nine times; that of an OK six times.
- The readers of our publications are
requested to use Salvation Oil for any
and all pains. 1t is a sure cure. %
cents.
- The old Bible land is not very large
when you MEASURE it out by miles. Pal
estine is about one. fourth a. large as the
State of New York.
$50 Bingdad is married at last
I'll bet he is a No. husband" mo,
he is not. He is No. 2 husband. He
married widow"
Why throw away your money for
every new cough syrup, when you can
buy that standard remedy DR.. Bulls
Cough Syrup?
"Our Father" is doing for US every
moment what is best for us, according to
our capacity to receive. How could He
do more.
School Teacher: Why were the
prisoners who were executed called "poor
sinners?" Scholar: Because rich sinners
always get off.
- May: Why have you quit using
powder? Was it iDjuring your com.
plezion Mollie: No, but it was just
running Charles new coat.
A woman ia on exhibition in New
York who isS feet 6 inches high, and
New York paper in speaking of her says,
"She is tall and we'll formed"
- The 1900 tons of bullion now piled
up in the Treasury would, if coined into
silver dollars and placed edge to edge,
make chain 10000 miles long.
= He who fully rests in Christ is rich
though deprived of all earthly treasures,
while he who possesses worldly riches
without Christ is poor indeed.
He: But couldn't you learn to love
me, Ida? She: l don't shink could,
George. He (resching for his hat): It
is as feared. You are too old TO learn.
"A Brunswick (Me.,) man recently
paid for suit of clothes with 5000 cop
pers which he had been accumulating for
years. The lot weighed 81 pounds.
- In a shingls mill at Gray's Hsrbor,
WASH, recently, the entire works were
kept running all day on a aiDgle cedar
stick, which made 1856, 800 shingles.
Jones complained of bad smell
about the post Office, and asked Brown
what it could be-. Brown did not know
but suggested that it might be caused by
the dead letters.
- If she calls the dress she puts on
before breakfast "breekfast gown" you
may know she is bride. After she has
been married year ii becomes IN old
wrapper.
- Within three years the United
States have bought from the Indians
about thirty million acrss Of land, yet
the,e remains in their possession about
Eve times that area.
- Gedney: That wsa a very pretty
new figure they had in the cotillon the
other night. Marlboro: What wa' il?
Gedney: The gentlemen exchanged sus'
penders with TIE ladies.
- "Truth is stranger than felton," he
happened to remark. eyes," lis wife
replied very gently, ut sometimes seem
so to me when you are explaining what
kept you out 80 late"
When healthy horse is enjoying
perfect rest his pulse beats at the rate OF
40 times per minute, that Of an OK 81
times, while in sheep and hogs the aver:
age cardiac pulsations are 76 per minute.
"A London woman has patented q
machine for making watch screws that is
provided with thread cutter 80 delicate
as to be- almost inviaibie. 1t will cut
perfect threads on the finest human hair,
= The salary of the Prince Of Wales
is 5000, per year; Duke Connaughs,
$685. 900; Duke of Edinburgh, s125,0OO,
and the Duke of Cambridge, the Queens
cousin, 100000. The royal family costs
tie British taxpayers $4,000 week.
Thousands of lives are saved aznu.
ally by the use of Ayers Cherry Pectoral.
In the treatment Of Group and whooping
cough, the Pectoral has most marvel
GUS effect. 1t allays Inflammation, frees
the obstructed air passages, and controls
| the desire to cough.
- Residents of Elm Grove, ". Va,
had a Census taken last year, and gave
out as the actual results these figures {.
Males over two years of age, 14S; males
under twenty one years, 14S; females
over sixteen years, 14S; females under
sixteen years, 14S.
- For every variety and phase of the
msny diseases which attack the mir pass