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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-04-12

The Chinese exclusion act that was
rushed through congress the other day
in twenty minutes calls to mind that the
anarchist with his bomb and the sneak
ing assassin with his stilletto are in
finitely more dangerous to the peace and
well-being Of society in this country
than the almon-eyed Oriental. There is
less chance for display of bupcombe in
excluding the former in preference to
the latter, but there would be a deal
more justice, and safety to the country.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-04-12

The Springfield, ILL.,, Times has an
article headed "Why do Men Marry
Women" If the question had been why
do women become enamored of women,
it would have had some relevancy to the
late female fanatical fad, the correct
answer to which might elucidate a mys-
terry and prevent further femicides on
that account. Any married man can
answer the Times query.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-04-12
REPUBLICAN CONGRESSIONAL CON-
VENTION.

A delegate convention of the Republicans OF
the Seventh congressional district Oh ene sta e
~ Kansas * hereby called TO meet in the city,
of Kinpman on Wednesday, June 10, lev2, az
l0a. m. for the purpose of nominating a can
didate for congress in the seventh coligres;
sional disfric 81 Kansas, and also TO nominate
one presidential elector. .
The basis Of representation in said conVeh1
lion shall he one delegate at large Tor eactt
county in the district and one delegate 1or
each 900 votes. and the major fraction thereof,
cast for Hon. J. Il. Hallowell for congress IN
1890 provided no county TO have less than TWO
,,ort5nped 10 the several counties as follows:
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-04-12

The worlds fair mas been investigated
and the world viii resume its hop, skip
and Jump through life. The investiga-
ton was very thorough and large
volume of evidence was cadged back to
Washington. lt will come up later.
fret its titful hour in congress, and die
that peaceful death of all congressional
Investigations
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-04-12
THE AGO UIslTIoN OF KNOWLEDGE
TOT the Edi,or Q; the E.ss>.

To the Editor ot the ExgSe.
Socrates. in his last discourse with bis
disciples. said that in consequence Of the
things with which bodily desires ELL our
minds 1.-THE time thai ought to be given
to philosophy is lost; that money has
TO be acquired for the sake of and IN the
service of the body. and too much time
and attention are wasted IN lis acquisi-
tion in order 70 provide for several en-
Ioymsnts. and that we make the
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-04-12

There is no sort of question but that
Wichita is the point where new factories
and jobbing houses will pay best. With
in year the whole Indian Territory
will be organized and under cultivation
and Kansas will have money to spend
more freely for goods and will be pro-
ducing more raw material for manu-
features than at any previous time.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-04-12

The original and only Hill organ in
Kansas, the Topeka Democrat, finds a
crumb of comfort in the circumstance
that only one state so far has instructed
for Cleveland. When the Kansas Demo.
Gratis meet in Salina next week there
will be two such states, and that will be
two more than have pronounced for
Hill
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-04-12
HI. GoRDoS, Secretary.

A delegate convention Of the Republicans OF
the Seventh congressional district of the state
of Kansas il hereby called 10 meet in the city
of kinsley, Kan, on May ) lS'2, at 10 3. M FOR
the purpose OF electing two delegates and two
hlternates TO the national Republican conNen-
ton to be held in the city OF Minneapolis,
Mimi. on June !. lSs2.
The basis Of representation in this conven-
ton shall he one delegate at large for each
rounty and one delegate FOR each 30 votes, and
the jor fraction thereof. cast for Hon. J. r
Hallowell for congress in 1890, provided no
rounty 10 have less than two delegates. under,
which rule the several counties in the district
are entitled 10 delegates as apportioned in
above call for congressional convention.
1t is recommended that the several counties
In said district select their delegates and all
ternates to said convention on April 30, lseZ2,
unless otherwise ordered by the county central
committee.
BY order Of the Seventh congressional dis
trict central committee.
SJ SHAW, Chairman.
II. /. GORDON. Secretary.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-04-12

The latest story in political circles at
Washington is that Senator Hill will
favor the nomination OF CIeveland-to
get him out of the way in 1896 This
has been the opinion held to by the
EAGLE and expressed months ago. Hill
has played his game on that line from
the start, but he made the mistake OF
playing it too far.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-04-12

The circumstance that Rhode Island
repudiated Cleveland and his chiefism
at last weeks popular election did not
deter the Democrats of that state from
instructing their delegates TO the Chi
caso convention to support the ex-presi-
dent for the nomination. Whatever the
Rhode Island Democrats may lack they
are certainly not short on nerve.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-04-12

Some New York chorus girls rebel at
showing bare knees in highland costume.
It is not modesty that inspires them,
however. out fear of rheumatism.
The chorus girls, however. should object
to exposing the naked knee on grounds
of protection. Tinted tights will catch
more spectators than natures own
garment
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-04-12

In spite of the loud cry from the east
that the Democratic party must confine
itself to the tariff and pass free silver on
the other side it is noticed that the tariff
talk at Washington by no means at
tracts the attention that was given to
the free coinage discussion. Fact is
the beastly majority party in congress is
a busted community.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-04-12

PATHS manager has instituted change
in the theatrical art. When Patti bowed
to the audience after song in New York
City, gallant Italian stepped forward
briskly and over The footlights handed
to the songstress small but pedigreed
puppy dressed il ribbons and a point
lace collar. During TIE succeeding scene
of glad enthusiasm Nine. Patti kissed the
dog on his snug little nose, sang Home,
Sweet Home with evident feeling and
the house went wild. This dog presenta-
ton is entirely new and original. Should
it obtain among the Thespian artists to a
large extent and supersede the old fern
of flowers, diamonds and such baubles,
the theater-goers may yet be edited by
the sight of an erected derrick and a
huge bulldog swung out over the heads
of the audience onto the stage where
that eminent actor, John L. Sullivan,
stands all smiles and bows.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-04-12
STATE CONVENTIONS
DELEGATES AND ELECTORS CONVENTION.

A delegate convention of the Republicans OF
Kansas will be held in the city Of Hutchinson
on Thursday. May 5, at the hour or II cLocn
n m. for the nomination of one congressman
ut large and three presidential electors; ais9
for the election of six delegates at large anu
six alternates to the national KePuoncan COH
Mention at Minneapolis Mimi, June l..
Delegates to the convention mentioned apoHo
shall be elected by county conventions, uuly
called by the several county Republlcan c ?l-
mitfees- under such rules and regulations
es NAV be bv them prescribed. The basis OF
apportionment of delegates TO SAID state COZ
vention will be one delegate at large Ior eacn
county of the state and one delegate ior every
ON yofes or fraction of 100 or more votes cast
Tor George W. Winans for superintendent OF
eubIic instruction in the election OF Isso, uAuer
which rule delegates are appoflIoneu " 'Ho
several counties as follows:
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-04-12

When. the gunners on the Chicago
wheat market winged Partridge they
thought they had brought him down for
keeps, but he rose and flew at EN- with
such vigor as to make them quail. And
now he is the gayest bob-white in the
whole covev.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-04-12
ExcHA.GE sHoTs.
What Does III

Plenty IN tie pantry.
Riches In the hand
OIL u glzdness syefyahsre 10
Tbis bsppg land
Every worker tsgaF.
Cash II pleute0;gs sbousrz-
Tsiling j. a profit
rs a land IKE Ours.
Ctnsr ns1LDns f9.lor.
kcns have sqzas ysy9srs
Safsouzl Bslistia-
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-04-12

The discussion in New York as TO
whether mother should spank her l6-
year-old daughter has been decided in
the affirmative and the question viii
now recur to the original motion as TO
the relative efficacy of the wet shiDgle.
omen hand or slipper.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-04-12

Robert Ingersoll says that Harrison
should not be renomInated. but that
Mckinley is the man. However, with
all Difference TO Mr.. Ingersolls intelli-
gence and foresight, ,he Minneapolis
convention will not be declared off.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-04-12

The Arkansas State Republican con-
vention last week enthusiastically en-
dorsed president and his administration
and selected strong Harrison delega-
ton to Minneapolis. The convention
decided to not place state ticket in the
tsnlI
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-04-12

The delay of the opening of the Chey-
enne and Arapahoe country means moth
ing so much as a larger population for
that settlement The incoming crowds
increase every dav.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-04-12

TIE True Secret OF Success.
Frgsa tAs clzsgfos Sew ssaL
The farmers who are suoce~sini are
shoss who never lose sight II the fscs
that the farm - hofns; THAI everything
done toward beautifying and improving
the place i enhansiug its value VITA
this fact uppeTmost, as = should D..
farm work becomes labor Of love
something more than dollar and osns
struggle
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-04-12

a bold. bad adventures is abroad in
Washington city, and detachment of
the state militia should be despatched TO
that city to protect our congressional del
egation.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-04-12

1t is recommended that the several counties
In said congressional district select their dele
gates and aiternates 10 said convention on
April 50. 1872. unless otherwise ordered by the
county central ccmmitteee-
BY order of the Seventh congressional as
trict central committee.
s, J. SHAW, Chairman.
II L GoRDoS Secretary
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-04-12

The secretaries of the several county conven-
tions are instructed TO forward to the under
signed secretary at Hutchinson, Kan, certi:
fed copy of the credentials OF their several
delegates. immediately upon the adjournmens
of the county conventions. Said credentials
20 be received at Hutchinson not later than
the evening of May 3. From these credentials
the Republican state central committee Wal
prepare roster of those entitled to partltipats
in the preliminary organization OF the cenVen-
fion.
BY order of the committee.
W. BUcHAN. Chairman.
JOHN II. SMITH, Secretary.
REPUBLICAN STATE CONVENTION.
A delegate convention of the Republicans Of
Kansas will be held in the city of Topeka on
Thursday the thirtieth GOTH day Of june
1892, at the hour of 10 o'clock a. M, for the
nomination of candidates for:
Associate justice OF the supreme court.
Governor.
Lieutenant governor, --s,A----
Secretary Of state. z,xSc-rtTlSSrsssS--
Auditor of state. SsssS-e;t-
Treasurer of state. --''@s
Attorney general.
Superintendent of public instruction.
Delegates TO the convention mentioned above
gball be elected by county conventions duly
called by tae several county Republican com,
mittees, under such rules and regulations Rs
may be by them prescribed. The basis of APP
POI tionment OF delegates to said state conyen-
lion will be one delegate-at-large for each
county Of tho state and one delegate for every
20; vo'cS. or faction of 100 or more votes cast
for George w. Winans for superintendent or
public instruction IN the election of $780, under
which rule delegates are appOrtioned to the
several counties the same for the Conven-
ton called TO meet at Hutchinson TO choose
delegates 10 the national convention and as
given in the table of apportionment above.
The secretaries of the several county CONVEX
tions are instructed 10 forward TO the under,
signed secretary at Topeka, Kan, certified
copy OF the credentials of their several dele,
gates, Immediately upon the adjournment OF
the county conventions, said credentials TO be
received at Topeka not later than the evening
of June q From these credentials the Republi-
can state central committee will prepare q
roster of those entitled to participate IN the
preliminary organization of the convention.
By order Of the committee:
W. j. BUCHAN, Chairman.
JOHN II. SMITH, Secretary.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-04-12

An Euglishman has invented ma
chine for measuring thought He ought
to try it on Clover to show the extreme
nicely of the fluctuations of his
nechanicisrn.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-04-12

A St Louis man has been struck dumb
by lightning attracted by a horseshoe
above his door. Even our old supersti-
tions are being destroyed.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-04-12

The Springfield Democrat has ceased
its advocacy of the ''claims" of d. b.
Hill for the presidential nomination, but
keeps up its war upon Cleveland. 1t
asks: "What good political Judgment
can there be in nominating Mr. Cieve-
land If he cannot carry New York? And
why cannot John G. Carlisle or some
other good western man carry New
York;" The first question answers the
second. If a New York man cannot
carry New York it is useless to expect
any other man to carry it. As for Dir.
Carlisle, he stands before the country
without peer in his party, both for
ability and cleanness of public record.
But it is idle to talk about electing him
president. His party, By its intense
sectionalism and in>istence upon recog-
nizing the Mason and Dixon line as the
boundary between the available and the
impracticable, has made the accident of
birth an ungetoverable bar to the presi-
deucy.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-04-12

The Chinese will receive more con-
sideration when they learn to throw
bombs and carry red flags.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-04-12

Partridge is new name, but it starts
out in way which gives promise of
staying with us few years.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-04-12

The dealer in handwriting on the
wall" has stocked up for his spring trade
aud hired couple of extra clerks.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-04-12

DR.. Parkhurst is censured everywhere.
Men generally seem to distrust men with
an incredulity that is indomitable.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-25
AT THE GATEWAY OF THE NATIONAL PARK.

Great attitudes furnish gymnasium
where the respiratory organs are compelled
to be exercised, and consequently become
larger and more efficient.
Altitude, also, prevents instead of inducing
hemorrhage, as was the old opinion. This
TACT has been well established BY experience
and observation.
Prof NJ. W. Harrington, chief ofthc l.. :.
weather bureau, says:
Santa Fe lies in the driest part Of the
United States. This region is extensive. but
changes in form from season to season.
Santa Fe is always in it, however.
TIE WATERS or SANTA FE.
Dr. f. Danter vice-president Of the
American Health Resort association says
at is worth travelling miles to drink of
such waters as flow through this deep cut in
the mountains and supply the city of Santa
re for domestic purposes and for irrigation
OF the fruit farms. The water is absolutely
pure, cold and fresh from the meting
SHOWS above, or trickling from springs in
the mountain side. 1t is free from all lime,
alkali or other ingredients so very injurious
to the consumptivt patient. Such water is
a great boon anywhere and at any time but
here, where other features Of sunshine and
pure air combine to produce an ideal
climate, it is of special value"
STATISTICAL INFORMATION.
The annual temperature varies but little
from year to year. The following tables tell
the tale:
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-25

A careful mother had impressed upon
her little boy the necessity OF ejectlng the
skins Of grapes, and few days afterward
she told him the story Of Jonah and the
whale.
"The whale is a very large monster ;,
said the mother, "and he swallowed Jo-
nah."
odd heswallow other men too?" asked
the little boy.
"Well, suppose he did," continued
the mother, who was somewhat in doubt
and while she was hesitsting about the
continuation Of the story the boy inter
rupted
"And, mama, did he spit the skins
out, ?".-Texas Siftings.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-25
The Daily New Mexican
READABLE PARAGRAPHS.
History Handed Down.

|
Little Willie-Say, wasn't you in the
war with my father?
Gen. Gore hunter les, sir, was.
was with your father, my boy, in the
memorable affair OF Chestnut RIB All,
that was the day Shells bursting all
around; bullets flying like hail; men
moved down like grass. My son, that
was the day
Little Willie And didn't you run?
Gen. Gore-hunter-What run
l, with the ancestral blood Of three grena-
ders and q French marshal coursing
through my veins? | see myself now
being pursued by the enemy! Ha, ha !
Run? That's a good joke. Run? Ha !
No, Willie. should say didn't run.
Little Willie Slowly and decisively)-
than pop lied.
He Couldn't See Through Ii.
81 don't seem to quite understand the
drift OF this play YET" said one gentle
man 10 the other at the theater the other
evening.
"You dont"
"No: do you?'
"Yes, what I've seen OF it, There's
one thing, though, that can't see
through"
'What is that?"
THE hat ON the lady in front OF me-"
New York Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-25
In the Nick of Time.

The nick Of time to stop the course of bladder
and kidney complaints is when the orl ans CON
healthful impulse toward activity that they re-
ceive from Hostetter's Stomach Bitters rescues
them from impending danger, and averts such
dangerous maladies as Bright's disease and dis-
betes. suggshness OF the kidneys increase a
liability to chronic rheumatism, govt aud drop
sy, and since the blood Is filtered by these organs
the Bitters serves a doubly happy purpose The
medicine acts without exiting, like the fiery
stimuaDts of commence Malarial, oyspeptic
constpated and nervous invalds are thorous hly
relieved by II. Since the advent of that shock
ing malady, la grippe, it has been widely de-
monstratlng Its usefulness as a curative and
preventive of 1t.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-25
One of the BRIGHTEST Bows,

The Teacher: There is one of my
brightest boys sitting over there on tina!
rock writing, while his companions are
wasting their time in idle play. No doubt
he is writing bis lessons out for to.mor
row. Here Jimmy, let me see what you
are writing.
Jimmy: Nom; don't want to.
Teacher: All, see his modesty Come,
I want to read it.
This is what she read: "Please excuse
my son James from school to-day, as he
is needed at ho---''-Boston News.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-25
GEO. HILL HOWARD,

Attorney and Counsellor at Law, Santa Fe, N.
N. Associated with JefPries & Earle, 14l7 st.,
N. W., Washington, D. G. Special attention
given to business before the local land court, the
general land office, court of private land claims,
the court of claims and the supreme court of the
United states. Habla Castellano dara atencion
especial cuestiones de mercedes reclamos.
VIM. s Rosecrans, Washington, D. c.; Simon
6terne, esq, New York; Hon. r. G. Mccormick,
New York; Hon. John WATSON, California; Pablo
Baca, ESQ.,, Las Vegas, N NJ. William Miller, esq,
Washington, d. G.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-25
Tommy's idea of Italian Opera.

Tommy's Idea Of Italian Opera.
Little Tommy stares at the scientific
soprano who opens her mouth very wide
and does trill and many other wonderful
things. The conductor waves his baton
exc'tedly just behind her and the noise
gets louder and louder. Finally Tommy
can stand it no longer.
Mama" he whispers audibly, "what
il that man hitting the lady with his stick
for?"
"Hush, Tommy; he isn't hitting her."
"Well, then, mama, what makes the
lady cry so?"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-25
Bound to Obey Orders.

At Provincial Banquet. Flunkey--
Excuse me, mum, but the banquet has
commenced, and l can't admit you.
Them's my orders.
She--But the Mayor is here isn't he /?
Flunkey--Oh, yes, he's here, right
enough.
She-Well, but I'm his lady.
Flunkey--It makes no difference,
mum. ! couldn't admit you II you were
bis Wife,-Pick Me Up.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-25
Bucklen's Arnica saiye.

The best Salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblains
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required. 1t
Is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction,
or money refunded. Price rs cents per
box. For sale al G. M. Creamer's.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-25
Strength and Health.

Ifyou are not feeling strong and healthy,
try Electric Bitters. If "La Grippe has
left you weak and weary, use Electric Bit
tiers. This remedy acts directly on Liver,
Stomach and Kidneys, gently aiding
those organs to perform their functions.
If you are afflicted with Sick Headache,
you will find speedy and permanent re-
lief by taking Electric Bitters. One trial
will convince you that this is the remedy
you need. Large Bottles only Soc. at Q.
M. Creamer's Drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-25
Does Advertising Pay.

Does Advertising Pay.
First Jeweler: l have had proven to ne
that advertising brings results.
Second Jeweler: What was the case?
First Jeweler; Yesterday evening
advertised for a Waterman and during the
night my store was burglarzed. The
Jewellers Circular.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-25

The Old Man.
Will: You say you lost your sweet.
heart on account of dyspepsia?
Bill: Yes.
Will: Which Of you had it?
Bill: Neither. 1t was the old man.
And he was suffering terribly the day
asked him for his daughter--Epoch.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-25
Gone to Get Even

He They were married through a
matrimonial bureau, and he selected her
by her photograph.
She: And now they are off on their
bridal tour?
He: No; he's gone TO kill the pho
tographer.--Ne York Herald.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-25

You are trying to break your uncle's
will, l believe?
Yes.
How did he leave lis money?
lie left it all to build monument to
himself.
And you excect to break the will?
Certainly. We make the point that no
man deserves monument who thus
cheats his relatives.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-25
Didn't Hear any Come Ont.

Charley (who has been blowing the cor
net for an hour Ned, do YOU think
there is any music in me?
Ned don't know-there ought to be.
l didn't hear any come out.-London
Tid-Bits.