New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-10-27
THE TAX or IHF DAY.

There i n big hotel I'm san Francisco, says Inc
Colorado -un.r that pays delrte attention 10 rs
guests, and also get some valuable advertising LOT
itself. by It's lbenl Of flowers 1monS the guests.
There when "a man AMI wife arrives and are ushered
into that most cherries % human habta,ion' hotel
bedroom the de.oatlon J., relieved by bellboy
coming with a basket II flowers which he says " N.Y.
--, the manager Of the house. sends TO Mrs. BLANK
with his COMMITMENTS This little attention has
made the hotel famous.
Perkns-Dh Lightly get Judgment in his case In
Uaysoed-Thunder M: he +, just as big fool a.
cVcr-(Ch cagO Inter Occan.
Apropos Of round shoulders, says "katc Fields
Washington decided the other day sat In
great public gathering drawn from all parts OF the
land that what need mot il not more currency, or
loss faxes. or Il now banking system. bat law 20
enforce sitting up straight. Take undred Americans.
men aud women. and you could not find enough good
shoulders among them 10 mike up table n whist.
hi, carriage usel be thoIght pee lar 10
the rural districts. |; Is not 50. Crf p 1p.e show
less IN: th, (, due 70 t cunning oil their talors.
and not TO any virtue Of their own.
EdItor-John. write to your uncle out in Putnam
As>istant-What on earth do we want OF him
Editor want some competent person t. c0.laOoiae
with our poet I'm writing genuine dialect vrr,e.
kate Fields Washington.
queer story IS told by "Thc Cincinnati Times
STAR as to the failure Clermont County merchant
few weeks ago. While In this city Er attracted
by t'c watches Gi,pnyed ~ paNIiShop window and
stepped f. side 10 examine them. Two three PR
sons from hi, village lypPencd to pass and saw him.
They went home and gos,lppsd abolt the matter.
report was spread tina: he hard NJ ard had been
seen pawnInS hi. waite. in Cincinnati. The report
injured III, business and bis creditors also begin 70
press him. In a shor, time he compe led to make
assignment.
In the lnfauL class there's 4 falling on.
There dcarth of reformed %ounS sinners,
II, little too late for picnics DOW
And too early for Christmas ci1n"r>.
\ disappointed fish retdcr was boaborins hi, slow
but pIt NJ horse In Boston street the other day ard
calling ont rs at intervals. A. icTin hcrrin
.re,h a. rir'.@ \ tcnderhear LADY. ing the at
u cruelty to the horse, called ont Stemly from an
upper window: Have you no mcrcy!1 NO, num-
was the reply; notldn' but herrin'7
81 will now proceed To draw the color line said
the b okkeerer AS he seized his red ink pen-Wash-
lnGiCn star.
\ witty individual one morning waGercd that he
would ask the gu stlon OF hny different persons
and receive the same answer hOm each. says The
,incinnati Enquirer" The wit went TO first one and
then to another until lie had reached the number Of
nifty. And this is how he won the bet lie Whispered
halfautity u each:
IL say, have yen heard that Smith has failed -
What smith ," Queied the whole fifty, one after
another: and it decided that the bet had been
fairly won.
Mrs. Irons dn loud tonc)- Have you any first
class poltcrhOse steak this morning. Mr.. ChOpsOn
Meat Market Man in surpri,e)-Mhy, yes. Mrs.
Irons, bat i>n this rather unusual iOf~--
TN her O,dnar, voice." Oh, we'll, II doesn't make
any great diiieenec. III take half dollars worth
f chuck steak and liver
All right by the way, I'd like 10 know who
that lady l. that has Just gone out OF here"
a" That, tic woman that IN, stated boaring house
acio.s the road from mine "-lChicago Tribune.