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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-11-05

Act on new principle-regulating
the liver, stomach and bowels through
the nerves. A new discovery. Dr. Miles
Pills speedily cure biliousness, bad
taste, torpid liver, piles, constipation.
Unequaled for men, women and chill
dren. Smallest, mildest, aurest! Fifty
doses, 25c. Samples free, at The Logan
Drug Co.'S
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-11-05

IL thousands of cases the cure OF n
cough is the preventive OF consump-
ton. The surest cough medicine in the
world is DR.. Woods Norway PineSyrup.
Sold by all dealers on guarantee OF
satisfaction. D&w
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-11-05

500 Reward Republican Stale Committee.
List OF Letters
First Presbyterian Church.
Stocks for salc-Is = Irwin
Notice to BOndhOlder-.
Wanied-Cad and Harness.
Wanted-GtRernl Agency.
WRntoi-Employmen
Wanted-To Rent Three uniuTnlshed Rooms.
A Coal Miners acknowledgement Medical
Rhinestone & ThOmas-Elghth Page.
ladies Masu $50 Per Week
For Sa!c-English MaAtif pup
s. $40 Per bay at Home
PianOs-H W BaumeT & Co.
Bicycles-K HOge
Rookwood-E Bios
Notice-F. LniCIert.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-11-05

At Bridgeport last night, Miss L. J..
Newman, of Michigan, gave lecture
and exhibition illustrating the Delsarte
system OF gymnastics, the religion OF
dress, and the gospel OF good health.
The exhibition was revelation to the
large audience, and the Indian club
swinging was marvellous.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-11-05

IL you worlSinElncn do your duty {"
YOU will teach men like Hnrrity TINT you
possess intelligence and cannot be d.luded
into voting for your enemies. cannot say
one good word for the democratic party,
and am unable to understand how any
Worklngmnn can vote for its candidates
.. v POlrderiy, druad Master Workman RHiGhs Of
TVIa
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-11-05

women's genuine Dongola Button
Shoes 81 IS, worth 50.
Mems fine Calf Seamless Caters,
81 So, worth 50 So
Ladies' fine hand-sewed Button Shoes
s. 10, worth IS.
Mems solid Seamless Shoes 81 10,
worth 81 so.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-11-05

Cards arc out Announcing the coming
marriage OF Miss Sydney Heiskell,
daughter OF Mr.. and Mrs. Henry 0.
OFT, to DR.. ]. Edgar Belleville, Of this
city. The ceremony win be performed
in the Second Presbyterian church, on
Tuesday, November 10.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-11-05

THE shooting season is now open, We
have 1H5 tlrst-clnSS single and DOuble
Breech- LOndinE shot Guns, including tho
"Parker," "COlt" and fLefsvor." We offer
these goods at lower brlcos than any
i. G. DILLON s CO.,
Lending j jewellers.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-11-05
ART1SrIC l.EsULrs

Arc attained only mt Parsons Gallery.
The high class work now being executed i
beginning 60 tell. Tho gallery IL frequently
crowded with patrons. The real rush will
soon be On-the Fair and tho Holidays.
Order your work now, so that you will get
It promptly. satisfaction guaranteed.
VI. u. SYKES,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-11-05

Address by Rev. F. n Lynch at the
Opera House. Sunday afternoon at $3.50
p. m. The Ohio Valley Quartette will
be present. Admission free.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-11-05

THE Republican state Committee VIII
pay 800 reward for the conviction OF
every fraudulent voter.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-11-05

FANCY PILLOWS Mt 10 cents. worth "a
s-only one to each customer, at
ARE Bon TON.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-11-05

The latest novelties in Ladies' Fine
Shoes, in all the leading styles, sizes
and widths, at l. V. BLoNn'S
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-11-05

THE Republican state Committee will
my 500 reward for the convection OF
every fraudulent voter.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-11-05

BuGTNE IS a sure, safe and absolute de-
stroyer Of reaches, bed bugs and all in;
sects. A trial will convince you. 25c.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-11-05

THE Republican state Committee will
nay 800 reward for the conviction of
every fraudulent voter.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-11-05

CoseRAvE BREWING Co.'S ales and por-
ter on draught to-day. TTh&s-3
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-11-05
ATTENTION. X. OF p.

a full limo OF Pins aud Badges just re-
JACOB w. GRUBB,
JeWcIer, Cor. Twelfth and Market Streets.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-11-05

Thy cosgravo Brewing Co.'S ales and
porter; they are best.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-11-05
PEERS INTO TEE DARK CORNERS
OURS AT FIFTEEN DO,

Even he has been paying @ $50 alO We've sreatad
vantage over competition buy only Cloth
ing They're no. the kind patterns that gotten up for the
general cohiers They're better The kind the aOrS buy
dbbe ThoImpOred cheviOts cassime wOr'ted
We've got tho courage to buy novelties that's why such
variety such striking fashionable effects tables They win
their way to young men, THEY'RE FIFTEEN DOLLARS That
strikes the young man spot Among the great stock
Suits in this grade isn't possible not to be suited and fitted
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-11-05
GLa @atslI12sa1eG.


Oalcoi No.. 70 anu y fourteenth strcot.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-11-05

sroNE's CASH SHOE SToRE.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-11-05

solid Seamless Shoes 81 10,
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17
IMPURE BLOOD.

Nearly all diseases OF long standing hav,
their origin in the unnatural and unhealthy
condition of the blood, or as this condition II
very properly demon mated, impure blood. In
Examinations Of long standing, rheumatic pains
lingering and s~crolulas diseases, and all skin
diseases, such as eruptions. pimples, ant
blotches, are all caused by Impurities in tn,
blood. If the blood flows through the vessels IL
a pure, fresh and powerful stream, it carries t.
every part of the DO ly and to every organ new
and fresh vitality and rarrles the waste matteI
away from them The chief care OF parents
who are desir1us of promoting the physical
well-being OF their children should therefore be
to guard the tender bodies OF their children
against susceptibility to the attack OF germs o.
all kind of diseases through impure blood. II
is a well known fact that people young as wei
as old whose blood circulatss freely can ex
pose themselves with IMMUNITY to the Danger
Of cOntagion. while persons with impure bIooi
will snccumb to it Il the first opportunity. Al
skin diseases in ptItiCu ar are the consequence,
Of impure blOod. No matter how many eXterna
remedies may be applied they will Away
return as long as the blood remains in.pun
though they may disappear for \ time. Scr0ful,
q vi cTofIlOus diseases such as sw ell ings of Thu
glands, DuilS and Assesses cannot be eradica
ted with salyeS ana Oihtments so long as thu
blood remains IN It's impure state. They viii
disappear however by themselves when thu
bl0oi flows fresh anu pure. For that reason
remedy that Will remove all impurities from
the bio ID which SO ire .uently deterlorare 1t II
children, most be regarded as a genuine bless
ing for the human race. Such a remety Is nov
offered us ia tie st Bernard Veget3Ole Pills
They are prepared exc. uSiYe,y from " holesomt
He.ic. ia hub of the Alps and should be KEEP
on hand in ey ry house as the first and fore
mot family m 'Giciue. A few st. Bernard Pill
taken, at the right time may prevent mucl
suffering and large doctors and druggist'i
bills. They Can be oh. aiHet of every frst,olasi
druggist. If your hru ,rists Invent them, sene
25c. 10 ST BERNARD, B XAr6, New York City
and You viii Tece.v We same by seturn mail.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17

1t has been said that one OF the
strong strokes Of nature was when
she made the 'lOon"-a bird which
represents the wilderness and solitar-
liners of the widest and most solitary
spots. Itdlyes with such marvellous
quickness that the shot of a gunner
gets there just in time TO cut across
Ia circle of descending tail feathers
and a couple Of little Jets Of water
flung upward by the web feet OF the
loon"
Speaking of this bird, Burroughs
says that in the water Its wings are
more than wings, 1t plunges into
the denser air and flies with incredi-
BILE speed. Its head and beak form a
sharp point to its tapering neck. Its
wings are far in front and its legs
equally far in the rear, and its course
through the crystal depths is like the
speed Of an arrow. In the northern
lakes 1t has been taken forty feet
under water upon hooks baited for
the large lake trout.
l had never seen till last fall,
when n appeared on the river in
front of my house. / knew instantly
1t was the loon Presently a boat
shot out from shore, and went ripp-
ling up the surface toward the loon,
The creature at once seemed to divine
the intentions of the boatman, and
sided off obliquely, keeping a sharp
lookout as ii to make sure it was pur-
sued. A steamer came down and
passed between them, and when the
way was again clear the loon vas Til
swimming on the surface, Pre- y Cly
it disappeared under the water, and
the boatman pulled sharp and hard,
In a few minutes the bird reappeared
some rods further on, as if to make
an observation. Seeing it vas being
pursued and no mistake, it Owed
quickly, and, when it came up again,
had gone many times as far as the
boat in the same length OF time.
Then it diyed again and distanced its
pursuer so easily that he gave over
the chase and rested upon his oars.
But the bird made a final plunge,
and when it again emerged upon
e surface it was over a mile away.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17
oeYRloAr iasI
Can be counted ON

Can be counted on
to cure Catarrh-D DR.. Sage's Catarrh
Remedy. It's nothing new. For
25 years it has been doing that very
thing. 1t gives prompt and com
plete relief-but you want more
than that. And you get it, with
this Remedy there's a cure that
is perfect and permanent. The
worst chronic cases, no matter Of
how long standing, yield to its
mild, soothing, cleansing and heal.
ing properties. "Cold in the Head
needs but a few applications. Ca.
tarrbal Headache, and all the
troubles that come from Catarrh,
are at once relieved and cured.
You can count on something else,
too-s5oo in cash.
You can count on it, but it's
more than doubtful whether you
earn it,
The proprietors of DR.. Sage's
Remedy, in good faith, offer that
amount for an incurable Ease of
Catarrh. Don't think that you
have one, though.
They'll pay you, if they can't
cure you, That's certain.
But they can cur you. That's
just about as certain, too.
Can you ask moreI
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17

MIR. Henry ]. Jones, P~hilipshurg, NJ writes.
Enclosed find 25 cents In postage stamps, for
which please send me a box of St. Bernard
Vegetable Pills, F T a long time l endeavored
to find a remedy for malaria. However, |
found nothing, was induced to try a box OF
st Blrnard Veg table Pills, which benefited
me more than all the medicine l had even
taken. have used all | had and would, there
fore request you 10 5 nc me the box as soon
IS possible.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17

Jones-I saw a c3njurer last night
who would give You 40 different HI ids
ot drink out OF the same bottle.
Brown-That's nothing, my boy.
We have "a grocer in u streea who can
sell you three kinds of tea out Of the
same box.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17

"What a stir Belle and her young
man are making down stairs," said
Mrs. Brown, q, the sounds of laughter
came floating up from below at a late
hour.
ga stirl'' said Mr. Brown. THAT'S
very natural. Theyie having a
spoon"
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17
To Cleanse the System

Efectually yet gently, when costive or
bilious or when the blood is impure or
sluggish, to permanently sure habitual
constipation, to awaken the kidneys
and liver to a healthy activity, without
irritating or weakening them, to dispel
headaches, colds or levers, use Syrup
OF Figs.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17

Gentleman But Tan afraid he
wouldn't make a good watchdog.
Man with pup)-Why, L1c' bless
your 'alt, it vas only las week hat
this ere very animal held Il burglar
down by the throat and beat his brains
out with his tall
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17
IMPOSING.

Am'able Tourist Ito guide)-"Thst's
a very imposing statue. guide"
Guide-"Indeed you are right sir;
most people are imposed on by 1t. They
think it's marble, but It's only painted
timber"
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17
SURE ENOUGH.

Oh. myT" exclaimed Miss Passe,
with a little cream of delight, 'here's
an advertisement In the paper which
says. wives wanted.n
"What's that to us?' said Miss May
Ture, "We're not wives"
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17

WY V dat15il. and a0ea~ out your elf ana
your Clothes on wl,hiay, when, ever since 1854,
DnDolIs Electric soap. has been of red on pur-
pose 10 tighten ynIr labor, and save your
clothes, N9iCtry it. Your grocer has 1t.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17

Mrs. Chugwater-Josiah, am a'raId
Johnny has been exposed TO the
measles; he's been laying with those
Smedler children.
Mr., Chug water If the children are
anything like old S%me.lelor. 5 mantha,
they won't give Johnny tue measles or
anything else without a mortgage and
six per cent.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17

Jake-"You never saw the face of the
girl 1 love above all others"
Cora (agitated -"D-dldn't II"
Jake [compo seu -"No; you only saw
the reflection In the glass"
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17

THO lttttI Writing in its better part
May be 5sleem'd a gift and not an art
Yet much depends, as in the tlller's toll,
GA culture aad the sowing of the soil.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17
SEEMS TRUE.

Bloo5umper-"What's this story
hear about 70 IT going to marry o pfin-
cess?"
Spatts-"Well, she's Kings
Daughter"
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17
WE PAY FREIGHT
If you do not keep it.
We think you will keep it.
1t pleases everybody,
1t is an honest piano.
1t is the WING Pia7o.
FOR YOUR HON E..

You may have a preference for
some other make, Still you are a
reasoning creature. and open to
conviction, no doubt.
The question is too important to
he settled without due thought.
YsayS of satisfaction or of regret
e with a piano. Does it aOear
well? The WING Piano does.
Look before you leap"
Whatever piano you buy, there
are piano secrets you ought to know.
Our free book tells them. Send a
postal card for it. 1t may help you
to buy a different piano. We take
that risk. We also tell you the
nearest dealer where you can see a
WING Piano, 1t is worth h0ktng
at. So .s the price. WING &
SON, 2l5 Broadway, New York
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17

M:Wattv = 1 have thought OF a good
motto t.r the telegraph wires.
H. nw What is It?
There Is plenty Of room
under gro1nd."
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17
WILLING TO CHIP IN.

Old Bagley-You couldn't support
my daughter, sir. can hardly do it
myself.
Young Brace-Foss.bly not; but
every lite helps.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17
So,u-s KINNEY Cure for

Dropsy, Gravel, Diabetes, Bright's,
Heart, Urinary or Liver Diseases, Nerv-
BUSINESS, &c. Cure guaranteed. S3l
Arch Street, Philad'a. 81 q bottle, .
for So, or druggist. 1000 certificates OF
sures. Try 1t.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17

Dfizzs-Tsmpkins Is engaged 70 q
widow, I hear.
Brsggs-That's Just like him. Too
Lazy TO do any OF the counting.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17

Fan:ied troubles sometime, trouble
us as much as real troubles. but they
have this in tn ir favor, that they are
easier got over.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17
ONE ON THE TEACHER.

Teacher-"Your ansve to the prob
lem about two men building q fence
calls for six days too much"
Bright Boy-'Six Of the days was
Sundays, an they don't count"
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17

Sorlicus "A widow usually has a
hard row 10 hce.
fuhnlcu+r That Is ON account OF her
weeds, of Course
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17

FITS: All Fits stopped free by d.. Kline
Great Nerve RestOref. No Fits after first day
use. MarvelOue cures. Treatise and 500 tria
bottle free to Fit cases. SeEd 10 ID, Kllue's
e3l Arch St.. Philadelphia, Pa.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17
A HINT.

Foster (pocketing Q bill Thanks
awfully, old man; I'll never forget
this
Trotter -.sOb. ~ ..nl tc that
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17

A 6sh dealer In Bath, Me-, found
eight twenty.penny nailsin the stomach
OF a yellow perch.
A quarter of Scotland is owned by
twelve persons.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17

There is a whirlpool in the Sante Fe
River, three miles northwest of High
Springs, Fla. into which loco feet Of
line has been lowered.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17

Or. J. b. Mayer, S31 Arch st., Phil'a,
Pa. Ease at once. no operation or de-
lay from business, attested by thou
lands Of cures after Others fail, advice
Tree, send for circular.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17

The man who says he will welcome
death as a release from a life made up
of sorrow generally sends for four doc
Tors when he has a headache.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17

Wien the old gentleman of ninety
proposes to the old lady of e~lghtV"nve
IL IS Tile court" of dual resort,
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17

Nine young man ara about to walk
from Americas, Ga, TO Chicago, III "a
distance OF 1000 miles by roai, on a
Wa'er.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17

He who despises mankind will never
get the best out of either others or him.
self.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17
StJacobs0il
r az YEARS.

Newton, ILL.,, May %, 1888.
From 1868 to I9S5-about
20 years. suffered with
rheumatism of the hip, /
was cured by the use of St.
Jacobs Oil. T. c. DODD.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17

Tie largest piece Of asphaltum over
mined in California was gotten out near
Santa Birb r., it weighing two and
oDe-half tons
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17

"There's nothing like poached eggs"
as tne man said when le robbed his
nelgnbor's hen-house.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17

THAT remains to be gen." As the
boy said when he split the Ink on the
t~able-cloth.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17

Teacher What is qnicknessP
ScLolar-Quickness is When a person
drops \ hot plate.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17

hinf Tafty-What are you crying
that way for, little boy?
Little 10y Cause it's the only way
/ know how to cry.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17

Ifafflicted with sore eyes use DIR. Isaac Thomp-
sons Eye-wster. Druggists sell at25o. per bottle.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17

He-My horse got his foot 10 the rein
son chow and stumbled.
she-A sort Of a bride tslp wasn't
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17

IN oUIIUI!, NEhlUIs
MISS ), -"Some one told me the
otner dty that YOU had received seven
pr1Posa ) this winter.
have"
Miss 5 WI no is the na1P"
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17

Patient endurance attaineth to all
things.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17

Flower

For two years l suffered terribly
with stomach trouble, and was for
all that time under treatment by a
physician. He finally, after trying
everything, said my stomach YVES
worn out, and that 1 would have to
cease eating solid food. On the rec
ommendation of a friend l procured
a bottle of August Flower. Itseem-
ed to do me good at once. l gained
strength and flesh rapidly. I feel
now like a new man, and consider
that August Flower has cured me"
las. E. Dederick, Saugerties, N.Y.4
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17

DR.. E. Q, VESTS NERVE AND BRAIN
a specific for Hysterla, Dizziness,
Fits, Neuralgia, Headache, Nervous Prosrration
by alcohol or tobacco, Wakefulness.
Mental Depression, Softening Of Brain, causing
insanity, misery, decay, death, Premature DID
A ge, Barrenness. Loss of Power in either sex,
Leucorrh9a and all Female Weak.
1nyo untary Lnsses, Spermatorrh9a
by over exertion of BRAN, ~Self-abuse,
Indulgence. A mOnth's treatment 81, 6 for
Is, by mail, We. Guarantee six boxes to cure.
order for boxes, with s. will send written
to refund VI not cured. Guarantees
Sole Agts. l06 Market St., PHILADELPHIA, PENN.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17
Blood Poisoning
Mrs, Mary F.u'Fa'lnu 4 very lnteiiige LADS
1 Piqi,. on q. was 10 slncl While aSS'>tiiiz

Ho tD'- PIlLS sHuiti be in every latni y
reicne chest. urr used ! wayS preferred.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-06-17

MISS . w no is the ma1Y"
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-06-07
The Desired Effect.

Physician Did the medicine / fixed
up for your husband have the desired eff
facf2
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-06-07
Sleen on Left SidA.

Msny persons are unable TO sleep on
their left size. The cause has long been
a puzzle to physicians. Metropolitan
papers speak with great interest of DR..
franklin Miles, the eminent Indiana
specialist in nervous and heart diseases.
who has proven that this habit arise S
from diseased heart. He has examined
and kept on record thousands of cases.
His New Heart Cure, q wonderful remedy,
is sold at Har,z Il Bahnsen's. Thousands
testify to its value as cure for heart
diseases. Mrs. Chas. Benoy, Loveland.
Colo. says lis effects on her were marvel
Gus. Eleaa ant book on heart diseases free.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-06-07

Mrs. Gladwidder-Yes. I'm to be
married again next month.-New York
Herald
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-06-07

Woman has been compelled to suffer.
not only her Ills, but these arising
from want of knowledge on the part of
those with whom she stands connected.
In the mansions of the rich end novels of
the poor, woman has been alike the pa
tient victim Of ills unknown TO man. But
now the hour of her redemption has
come. Bradields Female Regulator
cures all diseases peculiar to her sex.
S I'D by Harrz & Bahnsen
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-06-07
Won't Cure Rheumatism.

But Krauses Germrn Oil will RIB the
rheumatic sufferers of many Of its terrors,
being powerful aosorbant in all cases
furnishes temporary relief. 1t is recog>
nized fact that any stimulating counter
irritant that is penetrating when properly
applied removes pain. and that is what
Krsuse's German Oil is-a relief, not q
cure for rheumatism. For sale by all
druggists. Hartz & Bahnsen. wholesale
agents.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-06-07
A Bad Beginning.

Mother-What! Do you mean to tell
me that during your wedding tour you
mended your husbands clothes? Ny,
my! What could have possessed you?
Bride-Dear me! What's the matter?
Mother-You foolish girl! Now he'll
expect you to keep on doing it.-New
York Weelly.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-06-07
4 Wise wOma an.

Husband. Where is the Ratchet?
Wife-In the attic.
"If you SAW it in the attic, why didn't
You bring il down."
81 didn't see it,"
''Then who did?'
mo one that know Of"
"Then how in creation do you know
it's in the attic"
Il heard you up there yesterday driv-
ing a nail. New York Weekly.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-06-07
A Good Word for 1t.

Report comes from London of the dis
covery of the thistle as an article of food
fer man as well as beast. The thistle
certainly has some very fine points,
Tenkers Sta esman.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-06-07

Borus with literary aspirations(-Nag-
gus, give ne an idea for poem.
Naggus Citerary critic)-For a maya.
zine?
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-06-07

"You don t need any idea, Borus. Get a
dictionary" Chicago Tribune.