The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-10-16
WOMEN AS T0ILERS.
SBABS DISCUSSES HER BREAD
EARNING SEX.

lous Women Names-An Old Cat
spinster Named PUSSY" - Thorny
"R9se," Tall "riny," Faded "Piuky."
Woman as Mother, Wife and DauRh-
ter-Man's Relation to the Home
Nest-Nice Suggestions.
COPYRIGHT 1921
New YORK. Oct 81 have been read
ing and hearing a great deal lately about
vomsn-workers. have read about their
possibilities. about their energy, about their
instinct, about their purity. aud about their
sll-around virtues, until In sheer disgust
wish could find woman who didn't know
how to work; who was lazy, indifferent.
aud who Just sat around and let people
wait On her. Yea meet a woman in the
street Car who paiats-I mean on canvas,
not her face-and she enthuses about the
women artists. She predicts that in ten
years time men will have no place In the
world OF srt-with q capital a. don't say
anything. but think that 90 far there has
only been one Rosa Ronhsur, and one Eliza
beth Thompson.
ALL KINDS OF woRKINo4EN.
get on q ferryboat, and meet woman
who writes novels, and she informs me that
abe sees In the dim future nothing but
womsn novelists. ponder over this, and 10
seems 10 me that Thackeray was very much
Of Q man; so was Dickens; 30 was Dumas;
90 was Victor Hugo, and 30 Is Daudet. But
don't contradict her. Then, on the street,
/ bump into woman physician; she rIotfs
ct the men doctors, and don't believe that
they amount to anything; and /, who am a
bit Of a fool wonder why is WAS tha; when
lrsA H. d. H. han
90 near alike that the disease Of one must
be understood 20 treat that Of another; and
i know that the women doctors do not walk
the hospitals as the men do. But ! never
utter word; / 1st sigh.
Then my peternal parent reads me an &C
count OF a woman clergyman. l think OF
what st. Paul said and / feel that l should
not be able to give the Difference due tos
PREACHER WHO WORE PETTIcoATs
Somebody talks to me about a woman
lawyer and enthusiastically rsoounts how
quickly sbe jumped to q conclusion; and I
think that that Is a womRn's way. But |
what Is she gong to do when it comes 70 her
summing ups When the thing has to be
reasoned out, is she going 20 work like a
crab. Backwards cannot understand IL.
According TO abe women workers, there |
viii be nothing for the men 10 do after the |
Chicago fair.
fully agree with them about one thing |
a woman can act It is born In her. You |
and l, my friends, put up our lips 10 be |
kissed and wear pleasant smile, and some |
body says; What happy little woman |
you are" and you know you arc not happy, |
and you know your troubles are many but |
you are acting better, apd yos d. 1t better
every day Of your life tksn docs any woman
on the stage. Life is fall Of ls. Acting isn't
an art. baby acts, 90 does my fox ter
l. I
he doesn't care for the milk In the cup in the
least, that his one desire is 10 give me his
paw and kiss my hand; then he looks sur
prtsed when the cup Is polluted out 70 him.
as Il ne didn't know 1t were there all the
timel
Some energetic young woman hit q man
over the head with an umbrellas the other
day for smiling &C ler. AL the newspapers
appiauded this act and made q heroine of
the woman. Now, it is old-fashioned
teaching, but it seems to me when women
Ignore smiles, stares, or sven words they
are much more womsnly than when they
go round banging heads with umbrellas. The
bost policy in the world is never 10 see an
Snsuit, then it falls of woman like water
on ducks back, and she is none the worse
rorlt, and has not made a rumpus. IL has
not been so long ago since ! read in one Of
the papers q love the paporsD
WHEN LOVELY VIOLIN KISSES,
Now, a woman in Canada sued a man for
~ OOO for kisBing her on the cheek She
claimed that the shock was no great that
she oouldn's perform her household duties
for TWO week0 Poor thing, What would |
she have done IL he had kissed her on the |
MOUTH It IS to be hoped that she WOE her |
SUIT unless, indeed, they compromised and !
she wrstched man agreed to prepare her |
Tor any shock that be might offer her in the |
future. Funny about kissing, isn't iti Some |
people like 1t so much. To my way OF think |
ing there are only swo things In the world
worth kissing--cne Is q baby and the other
Is the man you love, or rather the man who
loves you. have always thought kissing
Cain must have been a sort of consolation
10 Eve. A baby draws up Its rosebud OF
mouth, you lean over and put your lips to
IL, pressing them slightly, and then you
get the breath Of all the flowers In that one
Kiss.
Kissing a man is altogether q different
affair In the first place little woman in
variably has the better of 10, because
nothing delights the hoart OF O man SO
much as to stoop down and kiss a woman.
He feels as the elephant does toward the
dcesu't realize its power and
he fully appreciates it's srn ALuess. If I had
daughters should put weights on their
heads to keep them from growing tall, for
then their husbands would excuse them
when they committed any folly. Nobody
blamed Venus for what she did.
but Juno had cut up cspers. il
not only would have been In bad Taste, bur. 4
by Jupiter there would have been trouhle'
A student in the ara of kissing informs me
that woman should kiss a man on his
cheek, on the tip Of his ear, on his forehead
ADD on his threat, and let him kiss her lips.
tell this as 1t was told to me. II is a study
really haven't time to take up. because 80
much practice is necessary for one TO he
come psrfact in IL. But that il is an art do
not deny. However, after the Chicago fair
there Is no telling what re women may
achieve.
SENSIBLE CARD PARTY FAvoRs.
The great west is progressive-the great
west is evidently practical Not long ago I
saw 10 stated that instead Of favors made of
satin or porcelain, or sny OF the trifies usual
Tor progressive card parties, that 10 one
large western city, if you came out ahecd
OF everybody else you got an order on a
Iurulture shop for an expensive sicabtard
a brass bedstead, or. indeed. an entire sufts
OF furniture, according 90 the generosity II
the host. The BOBBY price was a check
thst settled your wash bill, or paid for
your newspapers. Now, / like that. /
have no earthly use for the ragtag and bob
tell OF progressive card parties; what want
10 something ns.ole; l hope TO strike that
town some day, and, perhaps-oh, joy, oh.
rapture, may get a kitty" containing the
deed Tor house and lot or, l may come or