New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-10-08
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.

prttt.b Conservatives according 10 "The Boston
Transcript, say that nobody but a goose would
evacuatc Uganda.
Inst as Well % Re Correct" Yes, brethren" says
the Clergyman who Is preaching the funeral sermoi.
"our deccased brother WINS cut down In single
,,"h, iorn from the arms OF his loving wife, who i.
thus left n disconsolae widow at The early age oi
twenty-four years. 49,, A., ,ao,r In m.
front pew emerging from her handkerchief for IN
lnsant.-lloston Globe.
A farmer near Troy. Ind, has got himself into
ro,ble by n VOW no made when Cleveland was de-
feoted in 1883 that he would never have his mar
c,,t until Democratic President WAS elected. ITO
wears it in single pat now. about three feet long.
,,e will probably find It serious problem to dispose
OF II In the coming years.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
Ajr: "Gory IIalclujahl')
Free Trade may be noble. but II ID not buS'heSs-
lkc.-LOrd sallsbiiryJ
Reciprocity Is building In the North. and South ana
West,
New industries. and voters know this policy Is best
THEY'LL gre the Frcc1rade fnlacy an everlasting
rest,
For the plan is not busnessllke.
Chorus: Reel procty-Protccon.
Recproci.,y- Protection.
Reel procty-iTotecu0n.
This plan Is businesS!ke.
II makes d ready market for our cotton, wheat ana
corn,
And nil the other products of the factory and farm.
our foreign trade increases without doing any harm,
For the plan Is bnsnesSlike
Che: RccIprociy-Protectlon. etc.
The Premier Of the greatest Free Trade Nation of the
Earth,
That country where the Mugwlmp idea had lis sicky
birth,
Has said that "whlle Free Trade may have some
points OF sterling worth.
The plan Is not businesslke.'
Che: Reciprocity Protection, etc.
Reclprocity-protection. let work for with WILL
Protection IS Nations hope the other helps lis MI
Big orders from our Southern neishborS' Suoa ana
Brazil;
Doesn't that seem busnessllke'
Che: Reciprocity Protection, etc.
There's lots Of heavy WORK to do for Harrison and
Reid
Tell patriotic citizens their services we need
Lots hustle and elect our men, defeating British greed.
Doesn't that seem busncsslikei
Che: Reciprocity Protection, etc.
There 4. n little lane In Falrmont Park on the
schuylkll that Is pointed ont ms favorle haunt OF
Tom Moor, the poet. during his soioiIn In Phi'a.
dclphIa, nearly ninety years ago. Here hs wrote
the poem about the Schnyllll's vcrdant banks. and
hero It Is said he carved the name Of Quaker miss,
who had captured his fancy tho bark OF tree. and
his own name beside Il. The tree Is still pointed
out but the names. II they ever were there, hive
long since disappeared. The spot Is now Neglected
and little known.
A weli-known resident 81 the Eleh,, Ward con
templates presenting to the museum 81 Independence
Half the gold b0cadcd vest which hir ancestor
fined for wearing the streets Of this city In 1903.
The then scanty settlement known a. Philadelphia
was quite shocked to see mun 50 bold as a. attire
himself In magnificent scarlet wasto0at trimmed with
gilt md reaching TO his knees In imitation Of the
fashion prevailing In cfTets Boston The young mans
social influence saved him from incarceration In the
Dock Jali but Ills people had to work hard to keep
his hair from being cut on The vest was ordered To
bc burned ~ shown by letters of the time s In
existence but the abandoned owner Of II hid tn. Oh
ject In the cellar and the committee appointed 10 see
that tho sentence was carried out were Obliged 70