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The Russellville Democrat., 1892-03-31

The late cold spell has damaged frui.
prospects 10 some extent
Messrs. Hasseltine and Wommack OF
Missouri have settled near Raspberry
Knob AMI say they are going to keep
BACH We have doubts about it.
Uncle His busy perfecting his metallic
indicator When finished We expert
sensational mineral discoveries.
Madam Rumor says there will be a
wedding soon near Quincy.
MARRIAGES.
March 80, by Ed j. VI. Prince. n. l..
HUFF and Miss Hempling.
Same day, by Ed. Vann, j. 5. Tread
well and Miss Mamie Prince.
DIED.
March l3, infant daughter Of Mr. and
Mrs. WI. G. Cole. The bereft parents
share our sincere sympathy. j. ID. II.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-03-31
"a GOOD

fer, wheuhis system needs a tonic. when
his system IS breaking Down from blood
impurity 2 some wasting disease. he will
demand ofhis druggist bottle Of Bulls
SArsaparilk, and on no occasion be per-
suasied 10 axe anything that may be Off
cred ia ii, stead As being just as good.
There IS II other remedy 80 good as Bulls
Sarsapariia for such diseases As scrofulA
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. salL-rheun, itch &C.
xeIna, pilpses. sores. rheumatism, lame
back, sNc len joints, aching muscles, nerv-
Gus veal cSs, nervous debility, loss OF
appetite loss II flesh, loss u strength.
sleepie.stess, premature cid age, etc
l. y woodruff, Jefiersoaysile. Ind, writest
q For lei. ears had been an invalid. De-
came a t,rpnic tAgaicl ne taker. Tiers Ia
NOS : bin.f remedy oF saAlc n&NGrtfsed
thai ltA!not tTy. From zone Of them did
Il derive ~ permanent good. I became
1iEconFa n. Ny system Nzs fun OF blood
In 1tsrftts Ny skin WAS cox cred ID places
rul.n Ern.n nAL.l s a..A L.l.ta sares Nv
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-03-31
FlsHBAck'S CLEAN SWEEP
In Crawford County Results of Sstur-
DAVIS Primaries,

VAN buren,. ARK, March Is
The Democratic primaries held in
this county last Saturday so far as
heard from indicate the election OF
the following: Fishback, for gov
ernor: Armisted, for secretary OF
state; McCulloch, auditor: Morrow,
treasurer; Mathes, attorney gen
eral; Shinn. superintendent of pub
lie instruction; Meyers, land com
missioner: James, commissioner OF
agriculture; Dinsmore, for congress.
For governor, Fishback made clean
sweep.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-03-31
Husbands Mistake.
Bright's Disease.

This insidious ailmear, If too long
neglected, viii undermine tie strong
est constitution and bring the victim t.
n premature grave. Heed the timely
warning. and FegaIu health at once by
timely use of the proper restorative
that great strengthened OF the urinary
and digestive organs, B. B. B. Botanic
Blood Balm.
David Rnnel, Cullman, g.. writes /:
II used 4 hundred dollars worth of
medicine for Bright's Disease, but il
did me no good. then took g. b B.,
which relieved me. Ny appetite is re-
stored and | urinafe without pain''
j. A. Maddox, Atlanta, Ga, writes /:
~ had great trouble in passing urine
which was filled with sediments. Ny
back and loins gave me much pain and
| lost my appetite strength aud flesh.
became nervous and unable to sleep
soundiy. Two bottles OF B. B. B. gave
me eutlre relief
Thomas Williams, Soddy, Tenn. :,
writes: 81 was troubled with severe
kidney complaint and confined 70 my
bed. Six bottles of B. b. B. made
we'll man of me-"
~ Subscribe for the campaign DEM-
ocsAT; 50 cents for months.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-03-31
COMMISSIONER Sale.

NOTft F. Is hereby given. that BIZ virtue OF
~ an order OF the Pope Circuit Court at its
N9sea Der. 1891. term, +. "a special commits
sioaeTs will on ne Gin day Of April, iss2. dur-
iNz the hours for Judicial sales. offer for sale
to The highest and best bidder. at the court
house door sn the town % bus<cil vile, Pope
toanty. Arkansas. the following described
property, t0wit. Lets a. four and "a seven
and fractional lot s three. la block g23] twer-
ts-thFee ia Mary s. Epsseifs addition Ia the
Town Of Rnsseslsiile, Pope County. Arkansas
SAID property is sold because IL is not suseelFt-
ihie Of Partition and division The sftie l. per-
feet. Terms: Credit OF l0I ten sGoaths: gur-
chaser 70 give note with gooaa security. liea
being retained for purchase m0ney.
JAY VILLA MSDS,
special CommEs Toner
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-03-31

Al the residence nf the brides parents,
Laurel, Ark. March 20, ls02, by ED. y
- Hasseltine, Mr.. Doke Fakes aud Miss
Annie Jordan
Immediately after the ceremony a fine
uinner WAS SET to which all present did
ample Juslite. A. the bride and groom
are great friends Of the writer il i very
natural for him 70 desire this greatest
blessings 81 prosperity aud happiness
upon tneih- j. H. ID.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-03-31

We are authorized 70 announce H. sw ASsOS
Of Bayliss Township . candidate for Sheriff q
Pope County, at the ensuing election subject 70
the action * the Democratic party.
We are authorized 20 announce W. J. JOHN
son. Of Center Township. Il candidate for sher-
10 q Pope County, subject 70 the seton o. the
Democratic party.
WHITE Of Wilsgn Township q candidate for
sheria. subject - the acti0e % the Democratic
marty
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-03-31

his party, and the party has gladly
ayailed itself Of the privilege and
used both unstintedly. He has
proved his loyalty to party and
friendship for the people. He is
worthy Of confidence and the people
trust him.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-03-31

j. w. ADAMS, of the Pine Bluff
Graphic, is candidate for State
Senator from the eleventh district.
The DEMOCRAT hopes he will be
elected. He is thoroughly in touch
with the best interests of the state
and could do much for Jefferson
county as it's representative. He
would he a law maker of which any
constituency might well be proud.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-03-31

Our London correspondent writes
interestingly and pointedly on the
subject of candidates traipsing over
the county in quest of votes. We
commend his article to the hand
shakers as the sentiment well voiced
of large per cent. of the farmers
throughout the county.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-03-31
GOOD MEASURE.
xes, good measure, pressed down
and running over.

Some Of these little proprietors of sarsa-
parilias put up in half-pint bottles are en-
ylous OF the increasing popularity az Or.
John Bulls Sarsaparilla, put up Is it is Ia
large quart bottles, and intimate that their,
Is more concentrated. This is as false as
deceli can be. A teaspoonful OF Bulls
earsaparilla contains more concentrated
medicinal virtue than a tablespoonful Of
any other sarsaparilla made. A bottle Of
Dr. John Bulls sarsaparilla contains six
times the curative virtue of bottle OF anv
other blood purifier made. No exception
Is made. Now an invalid wants his
RQpey Ear.- He wants good measure.
Therefor, 'lsss asis.-d ts..c=sh ignor-
arce, while system needs blood puri-
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-03-31

We are authorized % announce LAWRENCE
RUSSELL a candidate for reelection 70 the Of
Zee - Representative q Pope County. subject -
the action q the Democratic party.
We are authorized - announce DR. N H
BUCHANAN. q Valley Township. a candidate
far Representative q Pope County, subject 70
the aetion d the Democratic party.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-03-31

M SiiSt = hereky given sast application
a MtM - mace % the March. i>s.4, term %
aNiS Ns"@ASS trnft Tot : asw road hegsn8ilg
. 49, = y rates Fv~sience * the Dassr &na
1s sle - gs.'s and raAasnx "a pavtheriy
49, ~. ss4 - ~ tht farms = N. ?. Menre, =, 81.
- 80 - y, iteN ART ". ~ ksQMn known
s,se SgnhRs BLOWN place. Aaa interesting the
AV'cF AAsa SLICK roN1 Scar SID ne,xro eharch
~ E Bk0oES
.-AAal IL ENn 4 3. ntheIs
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-03-31
tut IT y fJE NW' = ~
ECCLESIASTES.
A Brief Specimen of Nineteenth Century
scripture"
CHAPTER L.

& ii A Il Il h X L.
THE words of scribe concerning GER
tain things which happened in the
year Of our Lord one thousand, eight
hundred, fourscore and twelve, and of
the reign of James surnamed the Ea-
gle, the fourth
Now, it came to pass in those days
that there was much murmuring and
complaining among certain Of the people
Chronic kiekers) because Of the general
oppressed condition Of the sons Of toll, 5
cent cotton, etc, and being nigh unto
the time for the creation Of a new king
over the land, the people were muehly
stirred up.
And a certain scribe, ex-preacher, po-
lifieal crank. etc. etc. etc, etc, whose
name was Thomas, thinking to avail
himself Of the opportunity, rose up from
his lair in the Land OF LO. and cried out
in his might y unto the people, saying
~Hearken unto me, oh people, O, glori-
Gus tribe Of . doWn-trotitien race Ye
who toll in Pharo's brickyard, .hsarlsn-
for what isssS = sssSsgi 1T goods. and
/ don't you forget it: Inasmuch, oh peo-
pile, a. have been fired out 81 the syna-
gogue because forsoOth--because-
anyway, now being out Of job, / pro-
pose to play this season in a new role
and If the mighty god Of the third party
Mephistophelos Beelzebub, frowneth up
on me Ia this thing. then will | HE me
away TO the uttermost recesses Of civil
zation, even unto the head waters Of the
River salt and drown my woes therein
Nov, while did languish in exile ia
the Land OF 10, the aforesaid god came
unto me by night aud adm0nished me
thus II command thee, 90 thou straight
way unto the land OF Ark-an-saw and
preach church and state unto the peo-
pie with more or less state Of course,
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-03-31
TIE AGRICULTURAL JACK "g!sses"
Win stand the season Of 1879 at
RUSSELLvIlLE, POPE COUNTY, ARK.

bESCkEPTloS AND PEDIGREE.
King is 4 beautiful blae, weighs about TO
POUNDS He Is n0tei for heavy quarters. clean
limbs. good style ard action. kiaa disposition
md general perfection.
king Is -four years old last fall. lie was sir-
Ell BY Owens j. ck.
IkRdS:-kfBg will serve mares at SO to in
sure mare with foal. 81 By the se4sor- Money
due as soon as fact is Ascertainett or mare trad
ed or about 10 leave the country care viii be
taken 70 prevent accidents. but W i'll not be re :
speussole for any. hold liee mare and
colt. .. l.. WILLIAMSON.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-03-31

III Tax Books FOR the collection u de Spec
~ la Assessment upon the lsnd IN Fencing
t1tstrict Ma have been plas,s.i tr 81, hands All
$50 81 tAno lying ie the district are required
~ ~ 49, itslS assignment a me within thirty DAYS
troA the lvth day ~ Marcn iSsys II ,s,sS nav
inens = not nsae. action Will -. sssal,se,a AZ
ss sia ~ tAt time for collection q said assess
ai'siss Sta igr lesat pen atty Az1 egssts.
~ Nv ~''Ascf NY nAAd THIS iCth dav of March.
W. = JOHNSON fnliecior.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-03-31
Your Blood

Undoubtedly needs a thorough
cleansing this season to expel i'm
pprities ~ sg.. mn the health-tone and
prevent disease You should taxi
Hoods Sarsaparilla, the best blood
purifier and system tonic. 1t is un
equalled in positive medicinal mer
il.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-03-31
RnssellylIle Dairy.

! am nov prepared to furnish sweet
milk ontieF milk aud butter III anan-
titles % suIt. Delivery made daily.
Leave orders at r.. Nj. Oates Il co.
w. X. McARTHrR.
Prop. Russellyilie Dairy.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-03-31

The Reynoldses, Joneses, Experts
and Waybacks are already exhibit
ing that tired feeling" we read
about. The peoples remedy, Fish
back tonic, is beneficial in such cas-
es. and we recommend it's liberal
use as a restorative and preventive
of diet OF CROW" later on.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-03-31

We are authorized 70 announce G. W. BER-
RTMAS a. q candidate for e-electI0s 20 the
oflce q County and Probate Judge subject 70
the action a the Democrats party.
TIE DEMOCRAT il authorized 30 announce
PROP. J. H. FRY. q Wilson Township a candi-
date for Ceunsy Judge % Pope County. subject
q tie action - the Democratic party.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-03-31

IT still looks like Cleveland or
western man The emphasis is
stronger on Cleveland than it was
some weeks ago.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-03-31

SENATOR Hill is quoted as saying
that he is not possible candidate
for president. In other words he has
discovered what other people knew
months ago.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-03-31

We are authorized 70 announce J. l. SIMPSON
a candidate foE reelection TO the ossce Of As
sessor. subject 70 the action Of the Democratic
party.
We are authorized TO announce W. l. SIBLET
a candidate faa Assessor. subject 10 the action
q the Democratic party.
We are authorized 20 announce W. VI. BELL
az Gala Rock Township. q candidate for Tax
Assessor. subject to the action OF the Democratic
party.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-03-31
ANNOUNCEMENTS.


We are Authorized % announce W. l. TERRY
~ Pulaski County, candidate Tor Congress
from the fourth district. subject 70 the action q
the Democrats party
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-03-31

u virtue 81 Authority sestssl An nae A. Mayor.
II af the Incorporated Goun 81 Rmsseliyilia
- Sass iNiaee Is hereby given Ehat $50 election
49, s. ne.d an TUESDAY, Aprsl 5th ls94. tar the
tfS&sgsvx Au1 uxs AfdeFaacnsa sagEs As Council
* st,ll tors itr the ssersesa os enc YEAR
a AN, " Ssstk ~ zsna Aad seal ihik ieth day Z
AatsAs 49, J. MINpAY, MAYOR.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-03-31

In is highly probable that the sill
uer question viii not be considered
BY congress until December.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-03-31
For County Clerk.

We are authorized 70 announce g. Z HOW
ARD As q candidate for re-electi9n 70 the o@ee
q Clerk a the County and Probate Courts Of
Pope County, subject % the action u the Demo
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-03-31

We are authorized 10 announce HON. gEFF
DAVIS Of Pope C0untF, a candidate for Prose
cutting AfotrBey q this audscial District, sub
alertisr
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-03-31

TIE DEKocEAr IL authorized 70 announce ".
b. YOUNG. 81 Liberty Township as candidate
for Treasurer II Pope County. subject 20 the ae-
tign gf the Democratic party,
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-03-31
For Circuit clerk.


We are authorized 20 announce j. I. Bull
LOCK as a candidate for re election 70 the Office
u Circuit Clerk and Recorder Of Pope County,
subject to the action q tie Democratic party.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-03-31

This celebrated stallion will st2na the sea-
son at RUssELLyILLE AID GALA CREEK
season beginning March 10, iss2 lie will be
at RssseIlyIIie four days and Gala Greek
two days OF each week, beginning at Gala
Greek March II End is, Is and %, and every
nine days thereafter until June i. vhen be
will be foun at his stable at KussellyiiIe-
WHITE Nose is black. about II hands high.
weighs 1910 DoandA Il good saddle horse
Finely formed.
Sired in Paris. Texas by Bengal. fastest two
mile horse on record His dam va MissSE-
ri mare. famous for troktiRz.
TERMS: Insurance. $40.
Care will be taken 10 prcvent seeidents. but
will not be responsible Tor any.
w. X. MACARTHUR.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-03-31

We are authorized 70 announce REESE ,.
HOGENS. Of Pope. candidate for Secretary OF
state. subject q the scfion 0f the Democra &c
state Convention.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-03-31
THE AGRICUL TURAL STALLION
CAPITAL! \"
x,v... 60 - c. fcu9
VIII Stand The Season 0I Io3Z
AT RUSSELLVILLE AND DOVER
POPE Co, ARK.

DEscRIPTToy- is a beautiful dap
pie gray. weighs about 1909 ponads- lie IL
noted for heavy quarters clean limbs. good
style and action. kind disposis lon and general
perfection. He took The Erss premiums f1r Ag-
ricalture and all works In Cherokee County,
Kansas Fair.
TERMs-Czpitai will serve mares AZ 800 to
insure mare with foai, 500 By the season I.
Money due As sooa ss fact is known, mare
traded or about 70 leave the country care
will be taken % prevent accidents, bat will lie
responsible for acne. hold lien on snarss
and colts Ill. WILLIAMSON
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-03-31
ADVICE TO w OMEN

II you would protect yourself
from Painful. Profuse, Scanty,
Suppressed or Irregular Men
situation you must use
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-03-31
iNNHSTEgEN

narSeles bad i1Def llfIf slrtnEtl. was very
weak. nv arAsets ana digestion we're mis-
erable Il kssst fowing worse and worse
until ftss.i III 10 )F Bulls SsFsapafiiia
/ then began fo wasiy AZ once. and grew
stronger sud ssgaSVT naxe now used
probs5ly n heff,s and rEy Improvement
fu look ard fessl4a IS 50 great I seem Ike
another fler~ar am now Well and strong
and glve The viii nsetilt Of nay recovery u
DIR. Bulls s8arSA grAil9-
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-03-31
BRADFIELD'S Il
FEMALE |
REGULATOR

CARTKEsvf.LE. April -. 1854.
This win certify thai two members Of my
Immediate family. after having suffered FOR
years from Menstrual KrregnHaritys
being treated without benefit by physicians,
were a. length completely cured b one bottle
Of Brad1eidss Female Regulator. Ito
eject h truly wonderful J. w. STRANGE,
Dook 70 WDn&H~ maslsz fRsE. whirh coas1ins
vAluAbss information On AL r@m&Ae diseases
aRApFlELD REGULATOR CO.
ATLANTA. CA.
EQR SALE BIZ ALL DIR UGaKAx&
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-03-31
Miles, Name and I.irer pilIs


Act on new ncipie--regulatIag the liv-
~ stomach and bowels through the nerves.
new discovery. Dr. Miles Pills specify
cure 5iiiousHess. bad taste. torpid liver piles,
cons tipAtion. tnequaled for uen, women,
child rem. Smallest. mildest surrsti 50 loses
: cents Samples free 81 W elmer Drug Co.'S
Within radius of ten miles OF Con-
way taere are NOT less than 800 foreign
families. all prosperous farmers. They
consist OF Germans. French, Swiss a d
Poles. They held meeting a.hort
time ago aud determined 70 raise their
own wheat aud appointed proper com.
mittees to ascertain the cost of a roller
mill.
- FOR THE BLOOD,
49, Weakness. Malaria. Indigestion aud
Bfliousuess take
BROWNS IRON RITTEKS
II cures quickly Eor sale b. ali dealers IN
medicine Sss The genuine
The Standard Oil monopoly has gone
into dissolution.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-03-31
McEIree's Wine of cardul

and THsDFcRO's aLscK 0aAUGHT ara
for sale by the following merchants in
Pope County:
WknMEk pguG CO., RusselIsine.
WILLIAM BROOKS
CITY DRUG STORE
W. A. GALLOWAY. Atkins
HINTON h son.
BLkDs0E & FORD.
]. y. eagle, Caslesvflle
W. A. BAIRD. Dover
BkANf a SON. Appleton.
\ SMITH. London.
~ h6kS> y ROBERTSON, l0ntIon
Z. II. 6ARDNkg. Pott. stss5ee.
W y Nk~ Ton. Scottsyilie
Bucklen's Arnica Salye.
THE BEST SALVE 10 the World a. es,,..
bruises. sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum. fever
sores, letter, Chopped Hands, Chilhlsins
oIns' snd all skin Ernptions. sna positivelv
teed % give perfees Satisfaction Or money rs
funded. Price IS eents pei BOY. par "a ~
W. WELLS.
Peru has offered Inducements 10
Americans 10 settle III that country.
For over Fifty ears
~ =; v aNsLows sooTHiSG sYKuP has beea
Assd ~ millions % mothers for their Children
Mhile tsething. II dis turbsst 81 nIght snS
1roAeA ~ your rest By sick child send Al
onse ami ger bottle o. -Mrs. wInslovss
Svothinx syrnpN for child en- teathips- Irrifl
relieve TIE little sufferer imsae. tfgXelf Ne rrras
Diarrh@a- regulates The StamacE ana RsSxa,s
Snses Viii tolie. S0ftns the q uns. relnees
whole sy4tcIn .4Ars. VI insioygis ~eetsEn, ~ s'.e
upN pleasant 70 the taste aud Is tha nrssr,ia
ton 81 ere II the oldest aBd best female ~
a. naFses Y ~ unssl states Price
gusts throughout the world BE sure anT ~
aoi NAs- niNsLows SOOTHING SrkrPw N
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-03-31

We authorize our advertised drug
gist 10 sell Dr.. Kings New Discovery
for Consumption, Coughs a Colds,
upon this condition. IL ron are affiict-
Ell with cough, cold or any lung
throat or chest trouble, and will use
this remedy as directed, giving IL a fair
trial. aud experience no benefit, you
may return the bottle and have your
money refunded We cenld nnt make
this offer did We notknowthai DIR Kings
New Discovery could be relied on. II
never disappoiais. Trial bottles free,
~ j. w Wells drugstore. Large size
SOC. and 81.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-03-31

Rn~ Yoar cbilden VIII be more healthy.
nanny and nretf3 N goa occasionally giTS
theia pr. John nais Worm DeStroyers.
Try them. Price, CENTS.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-03-31

na when vouhaye caills and fever. II
vgs, want 4 siaFe asS and one that does not
fsssSa 80. ts4a snithS Ecnic syrup, II
vii a,isase vSa <. Eer than qninins or any
other chill nieiie@e-
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-03-31
Guaranteed cure.

New York Is making another at
tempt to raise Grant Monument funds.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-03-31
Bucklen's Arnica saIxa


Pefn has offered Inducements Ia
Americans 10 settle III that country.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-03-31

Second-The land, including all
the natural resources of wealth, is
the heritage of all the people and
should not be monopolized for spec
ulative purposes, and alien owner
ship Of land should be prohibited.
All land now held by railroads and
other corporations in excess of their
actual needs, and all lands now own
ed By aliens, should be reclaimed by
the government and held for actual
settlers only,
Connecticut western news., 1892-05-05
A Bad One on the Deacons

An old lady iu an eastern state who was quite church goer, was deprived of her privilege of attending the Meth odist church of which she was mem Der. on account of illness of the pastor, went into the Congregational church and seated herself in the front pew. A few moments passed and before her ap- peared tall. slim man, very erect and dignifed. He proceeded and, as he was making fine point, he touched the old sister, who immediately said Praise the Lordl" The minister stopped, look ed at her and then proceeded, but. had not gone far when the clergyman touch ed her heart again when immediately came forth, Praise the L.rd" A good deacon thinking she was disturbing tie meeting, went and told her to abate her feelings. Silence reigned in her bosom for few moments but her heart over flowed and from it's depths came these words iu accents clear and loud :"Praise the Lord!' Another good deacon acting in harmony with the other. went and told her that it was not Methodi,t t meeting and she would have to keep still. Silence reigned for about five minutes but the old lady's feelings which were beyond control, burst forth iu a volume of those worls which ex- pressed her hearts desire: Praise the Lord! am used better than the Saviour was, for when he went ont of Jerusalem, he had only one donkey to carry him and have two.-Sel.
Connecticut western news., 1892-05-05
The Maid of All Work.

After all, the servant girl, whatever may be her shortcomings, increases the gayety of nations.
 Mary, green as a shamrock, was sent by her mistress to go to the Grand opera house to see "Mavourneen. It was an evening of mingled pain and pleasure. In the first place she went at o'clock and was tired before the doors opened. Then there was snowstorm in one act which troubled her greatly, as the evening was fine when she left home so she put oa her Sunday clothes and brought no umbrella. But the play was lovely; there was as fine a young man as you ever saw who saved a beautiful lady from a bad villain, and Mary knew that that would be match yet.
 But, Mary, the young man is married. He has wife at home-a nice lady"
 "That young mani A wife at homel The Lord be betune us and harmp"
 Mary answered a ring at the door. "Have you any furnished roomsS"
 "Sure an we have, plenty av them"
 "I'd like to see them"
 It was an English basement house and the lady was taken up stairs, where the mistress found her walking through the house.
 'I was looking for furnished rooms"
 ''This is Il private house."
 But your servant said"-
 Ut is a mistake"
 The lady retired indignant, and Mary was called up for explanation.
 'She asked, ma'am, if we had furnished rooms. An they is furnished, livery wan ol them. She could see that fur hersilf."
 A young couple went down 10 Castle Gar den to engage girl of all work. A tidy, trim little Swede attracted them.
 "Can you cooky" they asked.
 'No," she answered, demurely.
 "Can you wash and ironS"
 "No."
 "Can you sweep and make beds?"
 "No.n
 "Well, what can you do?"
 "I can milk reindeer"
 She was not engaged.-New York Even fOp Sun