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The state chronicle. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1891-1893, 1892-10-05
Will go on the War Path Again Soon

CoRsICANICA. Texas, Oct. 4.-Hon
Roger Q. Mills has nearly recovered
from his recent indisposition and ex-
poets to leave here the latter part of this
week, to fill his Illinois appoint ments in
Foreman district.
The state chronicle. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1891-1893, 1892-10-05
Annual Congress of Real Estate
Dpalpra.

BY telegraph to the State Chronicle.
BUFFALO, N. Y, Oct. 4.-The second
annual congress of real estate dealers
was called to order by President We'll,
of Milwaukee. After prayer by Rev,
DR.. Hubbell, and addresses were made
by Mayor Bishop and Governor Flower,
Col Henry L. Turner, of Chicago, re-
sponded in a neat speech, and the con
gress was declared formally opened.
President We'll then delivered his an
nual address. After appointing the
usual committees the convention took q
recess
The state chronicle. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1891-1893, 1892-10-05

l. and by virtue Of power conferred in a
deed of trust executed by A. W. Shafier,
recorded in the Office of the Register %
Deeis CT Wake county, book 81, page l9S,
and at the request of the cestui qui trust.
will on the 21th day OF Septemb ber at IL m.
sell at public auction n the court house
door in Rsleigh forcash the land described
in said trust and in a deed from the y. &.
Life Insurance Co, referred TO therein,
situated in the southwest corner of the
city OF Raleigh on Cannon street, partly
within and partly without the city limits,
adjoining the lands of r. $. Tucker, ID. G..
Fowle, c. b. Root and Others. containing
seven acres, more or less. except such lots
as have been heretofore sold
WALTER CLARK,
aug2s-tds Trustee
The state chronicle. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1891-1893, 1892-10-05
All IL Quiet.

BY Telegraph to the State Chronicle.
WASHINGTON, Oct. Admiral Wal.
ker @ cables the navy department from
venezuela that all is quiet in that coun-
try at present.
The state chronicle. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1891-1893, 1892-10-05
No VestiSe of the Gang Left .
BY Telegraph to the State Chronicle.

UNIoNTowN, Pa. Oct 4 4-Charles
David, another notorious member of the
Cooley gang. was captured yesterday.
This last capture practically wipes out
the gang of robbers and ruttians. A
long list of murders and other charges
have been fled against him and ne is
likely to go to Jail for a long time.
The state chronicle. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1891-1893, 1892-10-05
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Minister Egan's Return.

BY Telegraph to the State Chronicle.
New YORK, Oct. 4.-The Hon. Pat
rick Egan, minister plenipotentiary Of
the United States to Chill, arrived to day
ON the steamer New Port from Panama.
He seemed in the best of health and spir-
its. He was met at the wharf by quite
a throng of people, among them some of
the most prominent Irishmen in the
country. Mr.. Egan said he was charged
by President Montt, of Chill, to convey
to President Harrison cordial message
couched in very complimentary language
to the bearer. He had with him also,
he said, letters of credit of S75, 600 in
gold on a Paris bank to be distributed
between the families of Riggin and Turn
bull, the two American man of wars men
killed in the Baltimore trouble and
among those that were injured In re-
gard to home politics Mr.. Egan said he
would take no active part. He would
probably be OF his home in Lincoln, Neb.,
on election day and vote. He believed
that Mr.. Harrison would undoubtedly be
re e-elected
The state chronicle. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1891-1893, 1892-10-05
Sees the Error of His Way and Returns

By Telegraph TO the State Chronicle.
PHILADELPHIA, Oct. 4-Hon Wayne
MacVeagh who was attorney general IN
President Garfield's cabinet to day sent
a reply to John W. Carter secretary of
the Massachusetts reform club in answer
to an invitation to address the citezens
Of Boston on the issues of the canvass.
Mr.. MacVeagh aftes stating that profes
sional engagements would prevent his ac-
ceptance of the invitation proceeds to give
reasons why he will vote for Grover
Cleveland for president in which he
touches upon the several issues Of the
campaign treating with especial severity
the attempted passage Of the force Bill
In concluding his letter he says: AS
believe that the true welfare Of the
county would be promoted by Mr.
Cleveland's election, it is my duty to
vote for him; and as | recall the capac-
ity, the fidelity and the courage with
which he has heretofore discharged
every public trust committed to him,
the duty becomes pleasure"
The state chronicle. [volume] (Raleigh, N.C.) 1891-1893, 1892-10-05

q some very flne tobacco lands
, have set In 1893 in tobacco will
10 lands to SOM one who unde :
the culture and curing of tobacco
rnish q rfce oot,age for the farmer
de In and stock, etc, TO cuitivat e
op with ! have no exp. rience in
at all. Any person or persons
q such . trade VIII do we'll to cor
d with me at once.
J. G. LAYTON, Jr.,
I. Dunn, n &.
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CHOWAN
BAPTIST FEMALE INSTITUTE,

This Institution offers superior advau-
tages in Literature, Science, Elocution,
Music, Art, Stenograpty and Typewriting.
So far as possible each department is
placed under the care of specialist
The health is unsurpassed. During the
past session the average Of medical bills
was thirteen cents
With most imposing building, located
IN the midst of grounds of remarkable
beauty, the situation is one Of great attTac-
tiveness
Charges are m ide as reasonable as the
class of work don willie allow. The Fall
| session begins on Wednesday, September
7th.. For catalogue or additional informa-
| ton, address
JOHN Il. BREWER,
| jy 23tf President
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-12-21
Notice of Partnership.

TINHE undersigned hereby announce that they
Il have this day formed partnership, I'M
der tile firm name OF seiders & Chase. for the
practice of law They will be found at their
old offices, Rooms /, . and 3. No. 80 Exchange
street. GEORGE NJ. SEJDERS,
FREDERICK V.sCHAsE,
Portland, Me-, Dec. 9Th, 1892. dec12'eod2w
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-12-21

The washwoman-Laws bless you, no! Why,
free days fore he died made him some slowed
chicken an he would MT hab it.. an knowed
when he did MT want no chicken he was a
goner.-Judge.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-12-21

EfOR SALE.-Land and buildings, No. 1876
IL Franklin street. consisting OF two-story
house, two tenementS, pleasant and convenient,
now well occupied, and stable. Monthly rental
sgt. BENJAMIN SHAW, 511a Exchange
street. 17-2
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-12-21
FEMALE HELP.
Wanted Immediately.

a COMPETENT table girl in boarding house
N in Newburyport. Mass. Good home and
good wages. Address MRS. s. S. YEATON. AZ
Fair street. Newburyport, Mass. dec17d1ps
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-12-21

ENOR SALE-I give you the straight tip dear
IL friends the Fairbanks BanjoS are par ex-
cellencen please examine them. For sale by
HALVES Ala Congress Street. 17-2
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-12-21
WIT AND WISDOM.
A Dead Shot

Dead Shot
right at the seat OF difficulty, is accomplished
by the sure and steady aim of DIR. Sage's Ca
tarrh Remedy Don't fool around with pop
gun, nor a "F1int-lock," when this reliable
winchester is within reach: DR.. Sage's
treatment of catarrh is far superior to the Ordi-
nary, and when directions are reasonably well
followed, results in a permanent cure. Don't
longer be Indifferent to the verified claims of
this unfailing remedy. $500 is offered. in good
faith, for an incurable case of Catarrh in the
Head, by its proprietors, the World Dispensary
Medical Association, Buffalo, N. Y. At all
druggists.
Too Hard.
Teacher-Tell me what is the meaning of re-
generation?
Ernest-To be born again.
Teacher-Would you not like to be born
again?
Ernest-Not much! might be born a GIRL
If you wish fine head of hair of natural hue,
use Halls Hair Remover.
CProviding for Christmas.
Dix-H my wife asks you my brand of cigars
between inow and Christmas, tell her these
And, say
Dealer-Yes
Dix-Don't charge her over dollar box
LII pay the balance.-Truth
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-12-21

TOR SALE-One light traverse runner Fung,
pole and shafts; FUSED one SEASON. also
double Sleigh with pole and shafts fused few
one o. both on easy weekly or monthly paw sS
ments. PRIVATE PARTY" Press Office.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-12-21

LyOR SALE-Square pianos; Chickering
Il Woodward & Brown, Gabler, Hallet s
Davis and Hallett & Cumston square pianos in
fine condition, at low prices. Grand chance to
JONES & ALLEN, 53s Congress street.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-12-21
Steamboat For Sale.

The sound and seryiceable steamer
the s'City of Richmond" 600 tons,
and having 81 statero0lns. now run.
ming between Portland and Maehias,
on the route of the Portland, Mt. De.
sert & MacIlias Steamboat Company, is
offered for sale, delivered at either
Portland or R0ckland, after July Isl
next. She may now be seen ON her
present ronte. For description and
terms apply to PAYSON TUCKER, Gen.
eral Manager, Portland, MT. Desert 4
Maclias Steamboat Company, Port
land, Me.
r,ays-dft
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-12-21

MONEY TO LOAN on LIST and I'd mort
WI cages on real estate, life insurance poll
cies when 3 years old and over, and any good
unsecured notes at fair discount. W. P.
CARR room 6, Oxford Building, second floor,
1856 Middle street. 2O-1
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-12-21
ROOMS.

Two LET-Single room or suite Of rooms,
l. steam heat and use of bath room, with or
without board. Inquire at 552 Congress st.
Adj
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-12-21
Childrem,s Clothing.

This Department is always replete in
variety of styles and patterns, as we
have found by experience, that a full line
of all novelties must be kept on hand to
suit ALL v
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-12-21

EyOReSALE-Send orders for Holiday Musi-
IL cal presents to HaweS' Ala Congress street
Accordons, ali musical, Instrumental. and pop
ular sheet music and books. 1872
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-12-21

THO RENT.With board to gentleman and
Il wife or two gentlemen. Square room
steam heat, gas, bath room. Enquire 141 Neal
street. ~19-I
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-12-21

WTANTED-Position as salesman by young
w man in jewelry store. Address SALES
MAN, care Press. I'LL
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WANTED.

"ANTED-A small furnished house, CEN
w trally located for gentleman and wife,
Address B, this office. Ill
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-12-21

ITO LET-Tenements in various parts of the
il city and Deering; price $500 to $500
per month. J. G. Woodman, 1861 Exchange
street. 21-1
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-12-21
MALE HELP.

WANTED-We want an experienced boot
w and shoe salesman for the Knox s. Lin
coin. No other need apply, A. f. COX s. SON.
2O-1
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-12-21

WANTED-Agents to canvass from house
Mincing Knife" So to SO q day easily made.
address THE ROLL PAPER CUTTER CO.,
Richford, N. Y. 1871
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-12-21

Lady of the house Poor soul! Your has
bands death was very unexpected was Mt
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-12-21

VTyANTED-A good smart boy about 18
w years of age, one who is wiling to work.
None other need apply. FRANK B. CLARK,
SIS Congress street. 15-1
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-12-21

EOR SALE-The old reliable Lindeman and
Wheelock Pianos, besides an elegant as
sortment of Musical Instruments for the Holt
days, for sale by HALVES Ala Congress St.,
Portland. 1872
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-12-21

WANTED-Man and wife to take charge
w dairy farm. The woman must be first
class butter maker, and the man used to caring
a working family preferred. To the right party
steady employment and good salary. Apply to
BOX 1106, Portland, Me. 142
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-12-21

GTOP PAYING RENT-The Home AS
- sistance OF Boston will build OF buy you
house in any city OF town. Houses So down
and weekly payments OF ST. Send stamp, for
from to p. m. TRUEMAN E. STEVENS,
1929 Congress street, Portland, Maine. COL
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-12-21

THOR SALE-Houses for sale Prices $500
II $1,000, S11OO, $1,000, $14OO, $500,
s17O0, $1,000, $1,000, $1,000. $25O0, $270O,
Oil
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-12-21
TO LET.

FTyO LET-A very pleasant desirable upstairs
Il tenement of six rooms; modern conyen-
fences, between Congress and Cumberland
streets to small family of adults. Apply
forenoons, 112 FRANKLIN ST. 21-1
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-12-21

THO RENT House 232 Oxford St. near Elm
Il down stairs rent. in good repair. Inquire of
j. B. PIKE, No. IL Avon Street. Ill
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-12-21
EOR SALE-Double sleigh. Apply to E. G.
n SPRING, Room 8, 191 Middle Street. 21tf

FOR sALE-For cash or on margins. railroad
L stocks, grain ard provisions Direct wire to
New York and Chicago. NJ. G. PALMER, 1873
Middle street, over Canal Bank. dec21-4
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-12-21

MONEY LOANED-On furniture musical
I1 Instruments horses, carriages, farm stock
and other personal property, without removal;
also assignments of wages; promptly and quiet
ly; money same day.. Address: PRIVATE
PARTY. Daily Press office. 1872
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-12-21
FOR SALE-The hotel property called the
y ROYAL River House. beautifully situated In

NOR SALE-SIeds, snow shovels, plant
IL stands, large assortment wood, clothes
and fancy baskets; everything in the house fur
nishing line at the lowest cash prices; call and
see US. w. C. SAWYER s. CO., and 9
Preble street. POL
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-12-21
FOR SALE.
TyOR SALE-One new traverse runner pung.
Il Apply to So VESPER ST. 2O-1

EHOR SALE-Oakdale, Fessenden street,
Il new distorted house with abundance of
rooms, conveniently arranged and all ready for
having failed am intsrucsed to sell to cover
mortgages. 1000 feet in lot W. FL. WAL
ORION, $50 Middle street. I'll
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-12-21

"ANTED-AI persons in want of trunks or
w bags to call at E. d. REYNOLDS, 556
and 558 Congress street, corner of Oak; as we
manufacture our goods, and can therefore give
you bottom prices; trunks repaired: open
evenings. lao
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-12-21
FOR SALE.

DUY New Hampshire Trust Company Deben-
I'D ture bonds Every 500, $500 and $1,000
class real estate. The only absolutely safe Sc
curity for investment. $4,8O0.000 secured by
Sl5,0OO.OOO worth of real estate. Send for cir
cular. W. P. CARR, Second Floor, Oxford
Building Pill
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-12-21

FEyO LET-A rent at No. Ocean street, Wood
IL fords. Sebago water, and with or without
stable. Apply to J. II. READ, at the house.
17.2
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WANTED.

" &A..LN L.El-Oe
Travelling shoe salesman having established
trade in New Hampshire and Vermont; also
one for Maine to sell line OF Mems Fine
Shoes to retail trade Terms, per cent com
mission Address P. OBox 24o9 Boston Mass.
dec5 3w
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-12-21

DICTURES! PICTURESi Those in want of a
Il good picture, for small amount of money,
would do well to call on us. Pictures framed
to order; moulding for sale; picture wire and
moulding hooks. z. ID. REYNOLDS. Cor. Oak
and Congress streets. 1872
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-12-21

TyOR sALE-For $4,000, a new 21s story
Il house of ID rooms, located on North street,
arranged for two families, has all modern I'M
provements, steam heat, slightly location. COM
manding fine view of Back Bay, Deering, Fall
mouth and islands of Casco Bay. E. G. s.
KICKER. Room 30, First National Bank Build
ing. I6-1
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-12-21

Baby cried,
Mother sighed,
Doctor prescribed: Castoria!
"See that team Of horses; how nicely they
go together, John. Why can't man and wom-
an pull together so?''
There's every reason, my dear. Those
horses only have one tongue between them!"-
YonkerS Statesman.
good appetite and perfect digestion soon
follow the use of Ayers Sarsaparila.
Landlord-I beg your pardon, Miss, but really
you have no idea how many nights sleep i have
lost on your account.
Tenants Daughter-Why don't you speak to
L diord-Why should I? 1t is not your
mother who plays the piano.-Fliegende Blaet-
ter.
For throat and lung troubles Ayers Cherry
PectoraI, seasonably taken, is certain specific
Ihaye been a great sufferer from catarrh for
over ten years; had it very bad, could hardly
breathe. Some nights 1 could not sleep and
had towalk the floor. purchased Elys Cream
Balm and am using it freely. have advised
several friends to use it, and with happy results
in every case II is the medicine above all
others for catarrh ana it is worth its weight in
goldl ! thank God have found q remedy |
can use with safety and that does. all that is
claimed fol- it, It's curing my deafness.--B.
w. Sperry, Hartf I'd, Conn
Little Johany--I must go home now, sir,
because my papa is going to write this eyen-
ing.
SclooI-teachef-Wel he can write without
your assistance. can't heo
Little .J0hnny-No. sir; because he uses my
hair as Il pcu-Wiper -Fliegende Blaetier
Lady of the house Poor soul! Your fus- I
bands death was very unexpected, was nj |
n>
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-12-21

Beach Jackets for outdoor work,
heavy and warm, closely woven, from
S.. 25, $500 and $3.50.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-12-21

MONEY TO LOAN = SO, $50. $50
1v1- 500 to $4,000 to loan on furniture,
household goods, sewing machines, horses. car
riages, machinery of all kinds store fixtures,
cages and any good security, including life in
surance policies. PORTLAND COLLATERAL
LOAN CO., Room 6, Cd floor, Oxford Building.
10-2
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-11-09
NOT WELCOME.
Places Where tho Fair Sex Is Prohibited
From Entering.

Places Where tho Fair Sex Is Prohibited
From Entering.
Americans are SO chivalric toward
women that they find it difficult to con-
ceive the prejudice which has existed in
and which, in some instances, survives
to the present day.
No woman is permitted TO land on the
island of Fernando do Noronha, one OF
a group in the South Atlantic ocean be-
longing to Brazil. 1t is station for
men convicts from Brazil. and all wom-
en- are strenuously prohibited from dis
embarking there
On what is almost an island, the pen
insula of Athos, on the Egean sea, in
Turkey in Europe, there exists a mon
astic republic of 6, 600 monks. governed
by four presidents, the senior of whom
is called the "Man of Athos."
No female is allowed TO enter the
peninsula. The monks live on herbs,
fruits and fish, following the precepts
of St Basil. They dwell in twenty
large monasteries and number Of
minor hermitageS The community
enjoys complete autonomy in co1sidera-
ton of payment TO the Sultan of Ga
600 yearly
Women are not allowed TO sit in the
body OF the Temple church of London,
because many hundreds of years ago
the seats were reserved for the monkish
knights for whom the church was
erected DAYS
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-11-09
HUMOROUS.

~ don't think I'll ever marry" said
the summer girl. ''Why?" Because
then I'd have to quit becoming en-
gagged. "-Washington Star.
-She-''Miss Fussanfeather is pas
sionately fond of dogs" He-"Then
misunderstood her feelings when she
called me a puppy."-Yonkers States
man.
-Nephew-"Shall we take box seats,
uncle?" Uncle Josh-''Box seats moth.
in! If you amt got the money to pay
for a cheer. I'll loan it to ye."-Indian-
apolis Journal
-"Have you seen Tom lately?" "Saw
him only few minutes ago" "At some
political meeting, probab bly,, drinking
in eloquence?" mot exactly; he was
drinking in the corner saloon."-Bos-
ton Transcript
An 1nopportune 1nvitatIon.-Susie
-"Oh, come here, Charlie. and see this
funny picture of dentist pulling
tooth" Charlie-'I don't want to see
it. l am going to have tooth pulled
tomorrow. Yankee Blade.
do not leave me; I am lonely"
This was the last vocal item in the too
lengthy programme of our amateur
concert. and poor little Tompkins, the
ten-r, had to sing it, just as the worn
out audience rose to go.-Pick-Me-Up
Man With Cigarette-"Any obiec-
tons to lending me your cigar . min
ute?" Man With Cigar-"Not at all,
sir" lighting his cigarette with j.
and returning it)-"Much obliged"
Throwing the cigar away)-"Not at
all, sir. "-Inter-Ocean.
AT the Boarding House.-Hashbaok
Mary" Waitress-"Yes, sir" HASH
back-''Take back this cup and bring
me something else" Nary-"What
will you have, coffee or teao" Hash
back-"oh. am not particular. II this
is coffee, give me tea, and if it's tea,
give me coffee. Eagle
Awfully Mcrtified.-"Edward, said
his fond wife as she appeared 1t she
bedside, aren't you ashamed TO lie
there at this hour on Sunday mornings"
We'll, my dear" he replied. as he lam
guidly opened one eve and let it softly
close again. Il do feel mortified: but
hope to sleep it of before you get back
from church"