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Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1892-01-06
French Taasy wafer.

These waters as ~. .at relief and
cure Of painful and irregular mems 5,
and will remove al obstruction, no
matter yiit ;he cause, aad $50 sae
and safe every time. Manufactured
BY Emerson Drug Co, San Jose
Cal and on sale cay BY \. +. Har
ris, CITY Drug Store. oc2Sly
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1892-01-06
Funeral OF Ben TAYLOR,

Ben Taylor was buried from the
Methodist Church yesteaday, the
services being read by Rev. Logan
A long line of carriages followed the
body to its last resting place.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1892-01-06
Funeral Notice.

Members of Esther Chapter, No.
.. 0. Z. S are requested to meet at
their l.'l this Wednesday, afternoon
at l o'clock sharp to attend the flu
neral of their late sister Mrs. Glenn
ent Cushman.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1892-01-06
Dancing School.

Lindsay & Pierce have organized q
dancing school and have classified as
follows: Private class Wednesday
and Saturday nights from 7:30 till 8
o'clock. Soiree on Saturday nights
from 8 till IL. For further particu-
lars and terms apply to either of the
gentlemen above named. DIG
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1892-01-06

ADVICE TO MOTHERS. Wins
lows Soothing Syrup should always
be used for children teething. 1t
soothcS the child, softens thegums,
allays the pain, cures wind collie
and is the best remedy for diarrh9a
Twenty five cents bottle.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1892-01-06

P. Villiotte, Veterinary Surgeon,
has returned from California and is
stopping at the Carson Exchange
Hotel. / I'm
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1892-01-06
New Souvenir Spoons at Golden's'
Great Events in Reno.

The journal in its New Years
number publishes the stirring events
OF the year lo'l' here arc q Ic"
samples 81 tAe same
~ '"H's eOiN : Nv = 5
-. 80.
s;l.
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Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1892-01-06

Having secured the services o.
the well known Carson shoemaker
Mr.. Z. T. horton, we art prepared
to do all custom work and repair
ing at short notice, and in a first
class manner. Jason S. Burlin-
game. olO
New Line OF Jewelry at GOlden's.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1892-01-06
ALL SORES.

Sullivan is looking for fight Will
Slaven.
T. Z. Rail lrrived from the Bay
yesterday.
The Democratic house has got dow
to business
.supt. Laws of the c. & G., came
III last evening.
Sherman will probably capture the
Ohio senat-r,llip
Bob Davis the APPEAL job printer
IS Gown with III STRIP.
Pixies Opera company will be
along about tie 10Th.
The House elected Mcmillan,
speaker pro TEN yesterday.
Tho Worlds Fair Managers are
having trouble about securing ready
funds.
Eva Dangberg and Vernis Bright
left last evening for Mills Gene
merry.
The biggest thief on earth is the
photograi her. He takes things he
can't lift.
Go to Ely Barkleys, for bell
flower apples, and fine clear sweet
lder. dill
II Is now in order for the young
ladies to get in and give : regular
out and out leap year ball.
Tie report that an inmate Of the
Home died of diphths,ia is ineor-
rect. Shs has fully recovered.
1t is now stated the headquarters
OF the leaders OF the Mexican revolu
ton are sitauted III this country.
Miss Stella Coleorl and Miss Bes,
sic Channen, left for Mills GENE
nsry, Oakland, on last evening
train
A few more reports ike that which
the ship Baltimore brings IRON Caih,
will make Uncle Sam very hot i'll the
Ia.
4. c. Pratt and Ed. Stevenson are
in from South Camp and report
things already to hum when Spring
opens
Hr. John Wilson, the APPEAL
sporting editor, is indisposed. HIS
brother had to carry his papers for
him this morning.
The Salt Lake Tribune publishes
an excellent portrait and sketch of C. |
? Mason, formerly of Carson, and
now of Salt Lake.
FoR SALE Hard finished dwell
Ing house, seven rooms, barn, orch
ard, etc. Reasonable terms. APP
ply to hIrs. Billings.
Mrs. J. NJ. Osgoodby, who has
been stopping at the Arlington, de-
parted for San Jose Monday night
where she will join her husband.
John Carroll, the tomato man, has
invented new bucket to carry them
IN. 1t keeps the delicate morsels hot I
without making them water soaked.
At Macon, Ga, last Monday,
eight men were killed in fight
which ensued over game of cards.
1t must have besn a little game of
draw
The installation of officers of the ;
Esther lodge, No. 8, Order of
Eastern Star, drew a large crowd s
Monday night and everybody enjoy I
ed the affair
The following is the Roll of Honor
n Miss Roberts class Bobbie Gill,
Robert BAker, Lloyd Wooley, Burd
Lindsay, Stanley Trcwcl!s. Flora
Frechette, Ethel Rulison, Maggie
Wylie and Robert Rountres.
The following is the Roll OF Honor
in Miss Wagners class: Ada Mey>
srs, Louisa Ferratti, Seig Olcovich,
5ertie Bird, Lena Mara, Adelebert
Lee, Ethel Hofer, Harry Zehner, {
Ruby George and Clara Piper. j
Just Opened.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1892-01-06

II you want something nice use
the celebrated Lily White flour.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1892-01-06

Wanted-A first claAs woman cook
Apply at this Office.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1892-01-06

This popular Restaurant is now
recognized as the leading place in
the city for good service and square
meals. Tits my aim to make it the
most perfectly appointed eating
place in Nevada.
o23 c.. A THOMPSON.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1892-01-06
MORNING APPEAL
WEDNESDAY. JANUARY 6
STOCKS.

YESTERDAY sales In the San
Francisco ok Exchange:
YIcSrERDAY,S AFTERNOON BOARD.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-03-27
BURDETTE IN RHYME,
The Man Who Will Not Understand
Typifed by a Mad Woman.
SHE HAD GOT A LECTURE WRONG
And the Tired Lecturer Didn't Try to Bet
Her Right AboutIt.
R0NANCING ABOUT ARTISTIC GENIUS

WRITTEN FOR THE DIsPArcH.l
You may reason with fool till his addle
brain grows clear:
You may teach an idiot how to think II yo'
will persevere;
| But all the patience, all the wisdom eve
learned or planned
Can't teach lesson to the man who Will NO
understand.
You can teach pig the alphabet. I reckon
if you try:
parrot may be taught to read, . man ma,
| learn to fly;
It's possible that men may learn TO twist
rope from sand;
But the angels couldn't teach the man VII,
| won't understand.
Patient men have trained the restless windl
to tow our ships;
| The deaf man hears you talking by tho mo
tion of your lips:
Men have broken feas to harness, to b,
driven four-in.hand
But you cannot lead or drive . man WHIT
won't understand.
Spiders teach us how to put up screen.
against the flies;
Blind men teach their teachers how to read
without their eyes;
Each living thing in ali tho world has an
Except the man who doesn't want to learn
to understand.
The granite rock will shiver at tho ton hun.
The April sun will smile away the mountain
drift of snow;
The lightning's bolt will pierce tho frozen
heart of Arctic land.
But nothing shakes the putty man, who
won't understand.
From the cold and sullen flint the steel can
waken sparks of fire:
The slaves dumb soul, brave Freedoms
touch, with courage will inspire;
The miser throws away his gold at Duty's
But nothing moves the putty man-he will
not understand.
He's there just where he's always been,
and there he's going to stay,
Through time and half eternity, forever and
He cannot not rnrob. nor auiver, nor thrill, nor
Nor run. nor fv, nor laugh, nor ory-he's
putty that is all.
1 reckon when OLD Time at last has run his
long, long race,
And the Universe goes crashing or in end
less, starleSs space.
There's just one thing that won't be in the
transformation grand
The putty man; he'll see it all, but will not
understand.
Good Folks Who Understand Wrong.
Well nigh as trying to the spirit of
patient man as the Putty Man is that inno-
cent class of human beings who always
understand just the opposite of what you
mean; who hear what you do not say, in
fact. Innocent, well-meaning, good, hon.
est, stupid, excellent, pudding headed peo-
pie. You make a simple statement, and
with labored effort at puerile simplicity you
strive to make it so plain that the wayfar-
ing man can understand it with one hand
tied behind him. And straightaway one of
these good people will go and repeat, word
for word, just exactly what you didn't say,
what you never said in all your life, what
you don't believe and couldn't be hired to
say.
This they do, not from malice-thev
wouldn't Intentionally misrepresent you for
in the world-but just because it
is inherent with them; because, ha7ing ears,
they hear not anything just as it is said
They are not bad people. They try in re-
peating q message or statement, as Uncle
Remus says, "to gin it unter you ez de tale
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-03-27

nansested in any book. 1 try the news.
tIYers, but they do put such rubbish in
| lem. You take up paper and start to
fead something you thinks interesting and
jit goes on and on and on about how some
body-well, DR.. Snodgfass, for instance
Not a movement from Tracy, not the
culver of muscle. Sally was amazed
what command Of himself he must have.
Being disconnected, she paused so long that
Tracy presently looked up YEARLY and
said:
"Well2" -t 'h
ooh, thought that you were not listen ing.
Yes it goes on and on about this DR.. Snod-
grass till you are so tired, and then about
his younger son-the favorite son-Zylo-
bolsamum Snodgrass-"
Not sign from Tracy, whose head was
dropping again. What supernatural self
possession. Sally fixed her eyes on him and
began again, resolved to blast him out of his
serenity this time if she knew how to apply
the dynamite that is concealed in certain
forms of words when those words are prop
erly loaded with unexpected meanings.
"And next it goes on and on and on about
the eldest son-not the favorite, this one
and how he is neglected in his poor barren
boyhood, and allowed to grow up un-
schooled, ignorant, coarse, vulgar, the com-
rade of the community's scum, and become
in his completed manhood a rude, profane,
dissipated rrffian-"
That head still dropped! Sally rose, moved
softly and solemnly a step or two and stood
before Tracy-his head came slowly up, his
meek eyes met her intense ones-then she
finished with deep impressiveness:
manned Spinal Meningitis Snodgrass." -"
Tracy merely exhibited signs of increased
fatigue. The girl was outraged by this iron
indifference and callousness and cried out
"What are you made of?''
81? Why?"
Haven't you any sensitiveness? Don't
these things touch any poor remnant of
delicate feeling in you?"
""N-no," he said wonderingly, ''they
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-03-27

Ask your doctor what hap
pens to cod-liver oil when it
gets inside of you.
He will say it is shaken
and broken up into tiny
drops, becomes an emulsion;
there are other changes, but
this is the first.
He will tell you also that
it is economy to take the oil
broken up, as it is in SCOTS
Emulsion, rather than bur-
den yourself with this work.
You skip the taste too.
Let US send you an inter.
esting book on CAREFUL LIv-
ING; free.
Scorr s BowNE, Chemists, r,a South s.hAvenuA
New York.
Your druggis, keeps Seotts Emulsion Of eed-nver
ol-al druggists everywhere do. 81.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-03-27

blinded nv vour affection-blinded to thes
minor defects which. are 30 manifest t
others, who"
s'Minor defects? Do you call these mino
defectsq What are murder and arson
sIt is n dificnlt question to answe
straight off. and of course estimates OF SUI
tbings vary with environment. WltR
ont our way, they would not ,necss'
esrilv attract as much attention as VII ,,o,,
vet they are often regarded 'Ttb d;san,
proval-"
"Murder and arson regfded with disap-
proval?''
"Oh. frequently"
with disapnJvall Who are those
Purltans you a; talking about? But wait
how did yu come to know SO much
about this .amily? Where did you get all
this hasay evidence?"
'cs.GIily, it isn't hearsay evidence Tha.
as the serious part of it Iknew that fam
fly, personally"
This was a surprise.
You? You actually knew them?'
''knew Zylo, as we used to call him, and
knew his father, DIR. Snodgrass. l didn't
know your own Snodgrass, but have had
glimpses of him from time to time, and /
heard sbou: him all the time. He was the
common talk, you see, on account of his"
''0n account of his not being q house
burner or an assassin, 1 suppose. That
would have made him commonplace. Where
did YOU know these people 2"
I'm Cherokee Strip"
''Oh, how preposterous There are not
enough people in Cherokee Strip to give
anybody reputation, good or bad. There
isn't quorum. Why, the whole popula-
tioD consists of couple of wagon loads of
horse thieves"
Hawkins answered placidly-
Our friend was one of those wagon
loads"
Sally's eyes burned and her breath came
quick and fast, but she kept fairly good
grip on her anger and did not let it get the
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-03-27

war gun ter n,e," but it simply Just isn't in
them to do it. And it is of no earthly use
to try to explain to these people what you
did say, or what you meant by what you
didn't say, but which they thought-nay
which they know you did. Explanations
only confound the confusion. Preachers
suffer more from these people than any
other men in the world. Sometimes when
these people tell me what their pastor says
in his sermons, wonder that preachers can
live to be over 40 years old.
The Role of an Innocent Criminal
One time, 'in the past hours weak and
gray" was called to stand before a teach
crs' institute-many times had 1 been called
upon to stand up before one solitary school
teacher, and never stood there any longer
than 1 had to-and rattle around in the
place of a wise man who had got on the
wrong train and was wandering around in
Maryland trying to get to an institute in
Ohio. delivered myself of a few i'm
pressive remarks for the audience to forget,
and among few thousand other things, in
order to illustrate some cloudy point, I
drew a picture of district school teacher
as living statue Of patient fidelity to duty.
1 pictured her as best could, and did
it all the more cordially because had once
taught district school myself, and, as
Knew tHaG Sic pOSScSScu dll CQe Quai1QCa-
tions lacked, colored her portrait most
faithfully with my, own deficiencies. I
dwelt upon her devotion to her calling; her
patience under the thousand and one
monotonous and yet ever changing crosses
and perplexities and petty annoyances of
her daily life; her self restraint and gentle
ness; her cheerful acceptance Of poor, in
adequate and oftimes grudgingly bestowed
rewards for all her patient toll; did the best
I could in a poor way with an excellent
subject, and went to my seat with the COM
placent air of boy who thinks he has
earned 40" because he recited the part of
the lesson he knew the best
A Woman who Wouldn't Understaud.
Well, straight to my side. unable to con.
tain her growing wrath until the tardy ad-
journment of the session, came a woman
with fire in her eye, full to her very top
knot of sarcasm and indignation, consider
able quantities of which escaped at her lips
on the way up. Didn't she give ME dress
ing down, in sibiIant whispers, to the great
delight Of all the teachers in our neigRbor.
hood, who craned their necks to hear the
exhortation? She said 1 'ought to be
ashamed of myself, to stand up there, be.
fore this institute and find fault with school
teachers for losing their patience now and
then; what right had I to call them cross?
"They were no crosser than other people;
not nearly 70 cross. when one considered
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-03-27
Placed on the Retired List with

every progressive man or woman in
the United States, or at least ought
to be placed there-that is the old
time methods, pills, and mercurial
and poisonous lotions and potions
sold for constipation, indigestion, or
stomach diseases of all kinds, and in
their place adopt the Carlsbad Spru-
del Salts. 1t is the most eficacious
treatment in the world; never-fail-
ing remedy for bad breath. Makes
life pleasure and you can eat as
heartily as you please. Try them.
Eisner & Mendelson Co., Sole Agents,
New York. su
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-03-27
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Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-03-27
On tho BilIow or the RAN.

Hostetter's Stomach Bitters are a most do
sirable companion for the traveller. They
are an excellent remedy for the nausea and
fatigue which many persons suffer who
travel by water or land. Visitors to ma
larious localities should have it with them
as safeguard. Incompatible for bilious
ness, dyspepsia and bowel complaint, and as
q means OF checking La grippe and rheu.
matte twingeA
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-03-27

he offers some worthless medicine in place of this
leave his dishonest store. inclose price in letter.
and we will send by return mail. Price, one pack
age. 81; six, $. One will please, six will cure.
Pamphlet In plain sealed envelope, stamps. Ad-
dress THE WOOD CHEMICAL CO., I3i Wood
ward avenue, Detroit Mich. Sold in Pittsburg BY
Jos. FLEMING & Son, AZ Market street
de17-5f-eodwk
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-03-27
WOODS PHosPHoDINE,
Tho Great English Kennedy.

Promptly an1 permanent
" cures all forms of nerv-
| Ious weakness, emissions,
|sperma atorrhca, impotency
and all effects of abuse or
eIcesses. Been prescribed
over IS years in thousands
of cases: is the only reli-
able and honest medicine
known. ASK druggists for
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-03-27

THE offices OF the Burrell Improvement
Company, operating the Kensington prop
critics, are now at No. 70 Fourth avenue,
Pittsburg, Pa
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-03-27
Ayers herryRectoruI

Prepared by DIR. J. C. Aver & Co., Lowell, Mass.
Sold BY all Druggists. Price 81; six bottles, IS.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-03-27
MEDICAL.
DOCTOR
WHIT TIER

Ola fENN PA,
AS old residents know and back files oc
Pittsburg papers prove, is the oldest estab-
lished and most prominent physician in tho
city, ,deyoting ecialattention toall chronic
fissnses; Fro% mo FEE UNTIL CURED
psrs NERVOUS saa psgss physical dis ds
cav, nervous debility, lack of energy. ambi-
tion and hope, impaired memory, disordered
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ness, dyspepsia. constipation, consumption,
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tongue, mouth, throat, ulcers. old sores. are
cured for life, and blood poisons thoroughly
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rangements, weak back, gravel. catarrhal
discharges, Inflammation and other pain full
symptoms receive searching treament
prompt relief and real cures.
DR.. WhittierS lifelong extensive expert
ence insures scientific and reliable treat
ment on common sense principles. Consulta-
tion free. Patients at a distance as carefully
treated as ii here. ONCE hours, 9 A. NJ to3
P. NJ. Sunday, 10 A. NJ. to l P. N. only. DR..
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1.-THE END. I

BUY lots at Kensington and you will
make money.
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LOST
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C0NSu PTI0N.

Ihave positive remedytor the above disease; by its
thousands of of the worst kind and of long
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Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-03-27

Miss LoTrIE CARSON, of Sara
nae, Mich, writes: 81 have
been troubled with a terrible
headache for about two years
and could not get anything to
help me, but at last a friend
advised me to take your BUR-
DOCK BLOOD BITTERs, which l
did, and after taking two bot
ties 1 have not had the head
ache since"
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-03-27
DON'T DELAY TO

preparation. II
famed mem
notes expecto-
duces repose.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-03-27

soOtheS the in
brane q, pro-
ration, and in
Don't be with
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-10-01
Her Argument.

A remarkable instance of the con-
vincing power of feminine logic is re-
corded by gentleman who was one
day standing on the edge of crowd
which was hesieging the doors of a
bank supposed to be on the point OF
suspending payment.
The dialogue was carried on be-
tween a rosy-cheeked Irish woman
and her husband, who were standing
close at the gentleman's elbow.
MORA" said the man, stolidly,
''we must push up, so We can dhraw
yer money out"
'.But don't want to dhraw it out,
Phalim," replied the placid Nora.
"Nora, an don't We know they'll
lose yer money for We. if We don't hur-
ry up an dhraw it out?"
cam shure, Phalim, amt they bet
ter able to lose it than we are?"
'.Phalim." remarks the listener,
''was apparently stunned into silence
by this unanswerable argument, and
meekly followed his wife as she ell
bowed ner way past the crowd and
down the street."
Fortunately for this trutsing pair.
the banks difficulties were but slight
and temporary, so that its ability to
stand the loss of Morals balance was
not tested.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-10-01
Getting the Mitten.

The latest prize offered by London
Tit-Blts was for the best letter from
man describing how he was 'given
the mitten." The winner of the prize
sent the following: "Mabel was the
object on whom my hearts affections
were centered. l was sure my love
was reciprocated, but GOODNESS arose,
not to say Indifference, which was
never cleared up until the following
was received in answer to my request
for an explanations: DEAR SIR: /
decline to create in you false hope.
You can afford to go to theaters,
soiress, and other places, but on
mammals birthday you could not even
buy her an umbrella. With best
wishes to you and the future one who
may be foolish enough to have you, I
am, sir, yours obedlently, MABEL
Another rejected sutton wrote: II
shall never ask girl to marry me till
1 have seen the old mans check
book" So boosted I, in company
with some friends, at a social gather
ing. Three years after this was re-
minded of it In a most awkward man.
ner. I had fallen in love with and
proposed to young lady in c..
When my proposal was over she re-
jected me, saying: "You are very
stupid, you know, for you have never
seen the old mans check book, and
are not likely to, for he is dead, and
the check book is mine"