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Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1892-08-19
lsIockin ng It's Own Came.

That's what the Democratic party is
doing, very effectually. In its national
convention it snubbed and maltreatad
the New York delegates, offended Hill
and Tammany, and destroyed all pros
poets Of carrying that State. It
adopted free trade plank that will be an
impossible barrier to its success in the
other close Eastern States. It has thus
barred itself out Of the places where it
has custOmarily gone for It's best sup
port, aside from the solid South.
To compensate for this loss 1t must
make important gains somewhere else.
1t must carry Western States which
have ordinarily gone Republican. What
is the prospect in this direction What
has 1t to offer In the way OF inducements
to the West? The free trade plank will
probably be claimed as bid for West
ern support. But the West is not con-
cerninR itself much about the tariff now;
1t is interested In finance. What has
Democracy to offer In the line Of finance
that will attract the West?
The candidate and the platform prom
ise nothing. In fact, they are a guar.
anty that. IL Democracy wins, the West
has nothing to expect except that the
government will be steered further
away from the reform which 1t desires.
Still, II Congress had taken favorable
action upon silver, the Western States
might have been induced to overlook
the ticket and platform, and hold the
Republican administration responsible
for defeat OF free coinage provided the
President had vetoed the bill. But
Congress, acting under instructions OF
the party leaders. has shut on Ill hope
In that direction by permanently shelv-
ing the Senate measure.
In both the East and West the Demo-
cratic party has deliberately Slaughtered
its chances. It can no more carry lows
or Colorado on an anti-siiveI platform
than 1t can carry Massachusetts, o.
Connecticut on q free-trade platform.
Suppose 1t should succeed in turning
Kansas and Nebraska over to the ALI
ance, Its losses In the East will moro
than Offset any little gains 1t may get
from this source.
The Democratic convention and the
Democratic Congress together have
done much toward making the Republi-
can campaign work this year light and
easy, with full assurance Of reward. ~
Kansas City Journal.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1892-08-19
4 wall rails d.

Hartford City. Ind, special: A heavy
stone wall In the tank room u the Hartford
City Glsss Works cAved In, killing Ave
men and badly injuring two others.
A. the time OF the accident the men wefe
attempting 70 prop up the wall. which was
bullying out on account Of pressure from :
heavy dirt nlling placed behind the walIS
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1892-08-19
Arsss.le i sAs vvsll.

+, Laurel, Del, special: eeveral persons
have been polsoaed BY drinking water from
And two Others dying. number u cattls
wore killed BY drinkine from the saaas
well. Exsninatioa showed that sonee ons
had throvn arsssic in the well.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1892-08-19
CAN'T POSSIBLY DO IT.
NO HOPE FOR DEMOCRACY
WITHOUT NEW YORK.

Republicsns Can Win without New Yorik.
bat the State II Absolutely Essential to
DemocrsAac success Gerrymandering
II Uncoistitutional-wh what the Tariff
Means.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1892-08-19

Albany, N. T., special: Tho Catholic
Young Mems National Association Of the
United States met here In annual conven.
tiOn.
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1892-08-19

william 9naitA, asaloonkespes n Chlcaeoe
put thFss bullsts Into WiIilsn Psyt0a luf4
~ bae r0cm beawI
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1892-08-19
Dakota FIGURING Mills!
new DEAL new FIRM
lG(S4

These Mills having been ,horugh-
ly repaired during the recent "shut
Iown," now start up with improved
facilities with n new firm and n new
anil skilled miller. We are prepar-
cd to do merchant and exchange
work and guarantee results. We
desire To purchase corn and oats
and will pay the highest market
price, and we intend to make good
market fnr these products, our facili.
ties for handling corn making it M
object to sell to Us. We want i'm
lnc.iiately, large quantity Of corn
and oats. Call aud see us and bring
your grists for flour.
SuEAFE & RnYNTnN
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1892-08-19

The recent iAvestieations of tie Sem
ate oommjtteo showed that the average
daily wagss q Dsitish mAchinists wsra
4l.5o.e
but that The American EacAlni1t. und9e
The NcKtnlsy ~, gets On - average
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1892-08-19
New York Advertiser.

York
Union County courier. [volume] (Elk Point, Union County, D.T. [S.D.]) 187?-1913, 1892-08-19
Highest q ~ in Leavenng PouerU. Report kue - 1854
Hhess Y ro0cf~-U o. GOVT Report ka9. =, 1889
@!a!!'!:!! e! Rss'ss Bsxd:s'
ABSOLUTELY Pure
FIGS AND rntsTLEs.

\ THE most clio /,
qucnt thing on
! earth ~ a godly
Ilife.
THE happy
Christian Is al
ways a busy
Christian.
THERE Is al.
ways q good time
coming for the
good.
GOD IS ALWAYS
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1892-04-13
nnenine apd Closing Of ths Maila.

Northern mails close ct 7:30 and $50 g. n
and 12:46 and GAG p. II. and 8:45 p. Ii. Open
at 300 q. L., 1900 "a, and $50 p. m.
Southern mails via Charlottesville. Virginia
close at 8 25 aud 400 8. n. snd S:45 p. m
Open st 500 snd La p. Il. and $50 p. NJ.
Manassas Division calls close ut 500 a. m
and 4:30 p. u. 0pen st i230 q. II
Southern mais, via Richmond Va. closes at
1920 a. n, 3.45 snd 600 p. Ii. Open at $40
o. n. and 1:3o p. n.
Alexandria and Roaad Hill, Va, msils ciose 8!
$50 q. M. and $40 P. II. Opsn CT 800 3. 10 anc
$3.50 p. n.
Closed malls 30 Falls Church, Vienna, Fairfss
Oh, Horndon, Lessburg, Purcellville and Bound
Hill, Va, ooso at A:10 p. n. AID cpon at 800 am
Western naiis close at 1890 S. M, 1916 and
800 Q. n. Open st $50 and 1000 o. m, anc
300 p. Il.
Washington, D c., nails olose ut 1850 and $50
q. IN. :ud 1880, 4:Ao and G:2o P. II. opep
at 9.;i nj 1000 3. a., 1900 sn.. end 500 and
Offco Houra-opon ct 500 a. II. Close st 5:aG
o. m. Open Of ESQ p. m. Cloee at p u.
Spndsy Hours-Open st 500 q. II. Gloss s.;
CAsaIEao' soaG0uln-Coilscton msds o. 6.
trip roatog-6:30 and 10:C3 8. IT,, 1890
2:0o and 5:45 p. n. On Strip Eoats-5:20 end
1860 y. n. and 5;45 2. N.
Deliveries made at 500 g. NJ, IL &c. sad 800
sanday-csrriar, window opaR at 500 and
o cso $40 6.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1892-04-13
y GAZETTE g.
"WEDNESDAY EVENING, APRIL 10.
EASTER EGes -.caere "a asos wass OF

FAsTER EGGs -.Caere "a t2s0S wn.e Of
coior,n. E ,eier esas. th9 eaaiest bsing tbe
bciiog OF than vita fee vs,ious coot:d
DIVES that e,e &c IL 'mal package at the
drug stores. IA olG-ia,h;oned maihod vas
10 tie each egg 4 piece CT fguret chiDtz
or caicr, which aond isGve lie pint on the
egg ai.e. it hsd been @zrtsad t, tbs ecion
Of boli,g wNie. Antt er good way to
produce vstis3sted r.dd!sh purple c3icr
was 20 bill win ths ggs the SKIN CT Fea
opiors
TO coior TIA sfg4 With c'i.iesi cssi sas,
an o,d-Jirae m9lhG5 was t. ifSos nsuies
upon TIE sbsns # rsg esss wt'E f 'it OF
hard tel!og caaGie, ihu- covering lie part
Of ths eDrn watch .ese o F-mein "nlt', Gno
taen to nut ihe ga Ia b.iieg oye water.
AeaiG, somstilios tte 'gss are eniireiy
Owed. End .hen DE gus s:e sS&iavsd upon
f5en t,he soarn knife or TT ocg trnessing
mr. dero;oe need.e. Waca {ho pa pared dye
stats ara not evii g, varied c9io's may
bs produced hY rsns .ae fo;laEInE-o
chemicals, billing email quantity Hi'h the
EGGS:
Red, Bail wood; ysIow, Pecsiao berries,
or d very ;t;Ie t2me,ic; brown, t. ttrorg dye
OF tumerit; o,acet coior. logwood; black,
loywocd end cbrcns:e Of potash; blue, q
mixture Of powdered icdigo, crystals OF
eulpha;e Of iror, ard H.te Dry eiacSe d
lime.
The eg: ahould aIwaya DC hai;ed for ten
minutes ct least
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1892-04-13

WARRENTON-T1ans Nos. 8, 10, 10 and ID
onnect daily. 10 and 16 daily, except Sunday, to
and from Warrenton.
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays $40 a. m
arrive Franklin Junction 6:3O a. M; leave Rocky
Mount Tuesdays, Thursdays and saturdays 1000
g M, arrive Franklin Junction 1:15 p. m.
Leave franklin Junction Mondays, Wednes-
days and Fridays 1:5O p. NJ; arrive Rocky
Mount 4:4O D. M, and leave franklin Junction
Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays 7:lo p. N. 4;
arrive Eocky Mount 1920 p. IN.
SLEEPING CAB SERVICE.
On trains Nos. 8 and 10 Pullman Buffet sloeo'
ers between Now York and Atlanta, aud AT
lanta and New Orleans and Atlanta and Memphis
via Bennington.
On trains Nos. II and 10 Pullman Buffet Veg
thule sleepers between Washington snd Char
lotte; New York, and Washington to Knox
vile via Salisbury and kshoylle and through
cosches between New York and Atlanta
Through tickets OF sale st the principal s5ations
to all points. For rates or information appiy to
any agent Of the Company, or to
WASHINGTON AND OHIO DIVISION.
ALL TRAINS DAILY EXCEPT SUNDAY.
Leave Alexandria FROM depot at 9:10 8. n
and 4:4O p. M; arrive st Bound Hill LAO g.
"a. and 7:1O D. M No 4:4O p. N. train Sunday.
Leave Alexandria Sunday ct 9:1o a. IT. ana
$50 p. m. Leave Washington ct $40 q. N. ard
6:26 p. m.
Returning, trains leave Round Hill 600 q. n.
and LOO p. m, arriving az Aexandris at S:23
a. IA. and $50 p. m.
Leave Washington at 6:25 p. NJ Sunday and
arrive at Leesburg at $40 p. m. Leave Leesburg
at 5:10 a. m. daily, except Sunday, aud leave at
Washington at 6:53 a. m.
The $40 8. m. train from Alexandria connects
at Round Hill with stage for Blue Ridge, Berry
Vile and Winchester, and at LaesbIrg With 5tagcr
for Aldie and Middleburg.
The $40 q. IA. train and 40 p. N. trsin from
Alexandria connect at Vienna with stages foZ
Fairfax Court House.
TO. TROY, Acting supt, Alexandra, Va.
W. A. TURK Asst. G. P a., Charlotte, NC,
W. n. GREEN, Gen. Mgr, Atlanta, Ga.
JAS. L. TAYLOR, G. A., Atlanta, Ga.
SOL HAAS, Traffic Mgr, Atlsnts, Ga.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1892-04-13

Washington and Southwestern vestibuled Linn
tied, operated daily between Washington and At
lanta. Leave Washington, No. 81, HOO p: M;
Alexandria 1928 p. m; Charlottesville 210 a
m; Lynchburg 3:54 s.m., arriving Danville $40
a. m; arrive Atlanta sos p. N.
Returning, leave Atlantis, No. 80, 1.25 p
M: Danville 100 q. M; arrive Lynchburg
3:2O a. M; Charlottesville OIL o a. m.; Washington
1888 a. M. This train ia composed entirely Of
Pullman car, on which an extra fare is charged.
not exceeding 81 over and above regular Pullman
charges to any point.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1892-04-13

DoGjle 1fGcS, Splendid Scenery,
SteeE Raia. SGgr;fcets Ean:ps,e'.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1892-04-13
FOE ALEXANDRIA, FOE VIRGINIA Ann
FOE DEMOCRACY.

Features-Associated Press Dis
patches, Washington and Richmond
Correspondence, Daily Market Re.
ports, Local News and matters Of
interest to Virginia. but more es.
pecially to this city and section Of
the State.
The GAZETTE is now the Oldest
paper in the State, ard with few
exceptions the Oldest in the coun.
try, and its usefulness has been de.
monstrated and appreciated during
the NINETY-oNE YEARS of its exist.
ence. In its columns has always
been found a mirror Of passing
events and the CAREFUL chroniclinp
of the history Of what is going on
in the world has ever been its aim.
1t is always welcomed in the house
hold, while in the counting room
and work shop it has become in.
valuable.
The GAZETTE, situated as it is so
close to Washington, the great cen
ire of news, enjoys daily the bane.
fit Of the ASSOCIATED PRESS DIS.
PATCHES from every part of the
world hence its patrons can read
from its columns in the evening
what has transpired that day in ev-
cry portion of the United States as
well as from every part of the hab.
table globe. Consequently it ia
an every, day occurrence for the
GAZETTE to publish kilograms from
the various European capitals about
twelve or fifteen hours earlier than
the morning papers.
Correspondence from Washing
ton, Richmond and every section Of
the State is published regularly,
and all events Of interest occurring
within the bounds of the Common
wealth are to be found in the COL
umns of the GAZETTE.
The local department furnishes
full and complete history of every
thing that occurs in and near the
city, and this feature will, as ever,
receive careful attention.
Another feature that serves to
make The GAZETTE great desider-
alum with merchants is its after
noon market reports from all the
great centres of the country.
The GAzETTE's circulation in this
city is now larger than at any time
in its history and is steadily increas-
ing, especially among those who
consult its advertising columns be-
fore purchasing.
The COUNTRY EDITION is
nearly as large as that of the daily.
This edition is sent out three times
The Coconino weekly sun., 1892-08-25
She Knew.

A young woman answered an adver- tisement for servant and the lady of the house seemed pleased with her. But before engaging her there were some questions to ask.
 Suppose" said the lady-'now only suppose, understand-that you were car rying piece of steak from the kitchen and by accident should let it slip from the plate to the floor, what should you do in such casey'
 The girl looked the lady square in the eye for a moment before asking:
 "Is it private family or are there boardersf'
 "Boarders," answered the lady.
 "Pick it up and put it back on the plate," firmly replied the girl.
 She was engaged.-Tit-Bits.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1892-08-25
The Campaign Cigar.

 The rank campaign cigar Is here, The saddest of the lot; It smells of cabbage, rags and beer And goodness knows what not. It comes again our lives of gleo And joyousness to rob; Its scent Is just the thing for the Dispersing of a mob. It has an odor, you may know, Peculiarly it's own, Which really seems to us as though Twere made for crushing stone. It falls on unsuspectlng men, And with its awful frown It knocks them galley west, and then It kicks them while their down. We love the scent of sauerkraut, Goldfish, limburger cheese. Or tanneries that gayly font Their odors on tho breeze. We simply dote on sewer gas And burning glue or tar, But oh, we do not Ike, alasl The rank campaign cigar. They tell us hades is spot So out of rhyme today It doesn't hold O soul but what Would like to move away. And yet tho ones who there must dwell Might have 1t sadder far If they forever had to smell Our rank campaign cigar. The party who will pledge itself To cut this evil short, And lay the nuisance on tho shelf Wil have our firm support. Our politics Is bad enough, With this and that to mar, But nothing else is half so tough As that campaign cigar.
 Nixon Waterman in Boston GlobA
The Coconino weekly sun., 1892-08-25
Philosophy.


 In active business life the world over men learn to take their ups and downs with calmness. The rich man of today may be the poor man of tomorrow, with no course open but to pay his debts and toll upward again.
 A financier of Paris who had been at the "top of the heap" saw his wealth swept away. His friends came in to condole with him. They found him cheerful.
 "Ah, we'll" he said, ''I am living along and disturbing just as few of my habits as possible. get up at o'clock, just as always used to, and ring the bell for my valet de chambre"-
 "Whatp his friends exclaimed, "are you still able to keep a valet?"
 "Oh. mo-" said the ruined man, sigh ing little, 'but I keep the bellr'-- Youths Companion.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1892-08-25
It should Bo In Every House.

J. B. Wilson, 27l Clay st., Sharps- burg, Pa.. says he will not be without Dr. Kings New Discovery for Con- sumption. coughs and colds; that it cured his wife, who was threatened with pneumdnia, After m attack of Ia grippe, winch Various other remedies and several Physicians had done her no good. Robert Barber, of Cooksport, Pa, claims Dr. Kings New Discovery has done him more good than anything he ever used for lung trouble. Noth- ing like it. Try it. Free trial bottles at D. J: Brenuan's, drug store. Large bottles, soc sud Fl.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1892-08-25
NNLhE@|.:N.
TOO MUCH.
He Didn't Like That Kind of an Engage
 ment Ring.

He Didn't Like That Kind of an Engage"
 ment Ring.
 He shuffled his cowskin boots along under himself into a jewelry store on Woodward avenue and leaned up against the showcase. "Got any finger rings'" he inquired of the clerk.
 "Plenty of them," said the clerk. "What kind do you want"
 ''Somethin fittin fer Q gal"
 "Oh, young lady in the case, eh" queried the clerk.
 No; she's widder," explained tho customer, "but the same sort of ring will do, won't it?"
 'I presume so. What kind do you wantg"
 "One of them sign rings"
 "Sign rings?' asked the clerk. Do you mean seal rings"
 "No, sign rings" insisted the man. "Sign the gals goin to git spliced.' "Oh, you want an engagement ringv exclaimed the clerk as the light broke in on him.
 "That's it, mister. Whats the tax?' "Want something pretty nice, don't youf"
 "You ain't got nothin in your shop too nice fer that gal, mister, Whats tho fggers on your besty'
 "One thousand dollars" said the clerk as easily and coolly as if it had been a thousand cents.
 The customer fell up against the case "A thousand dollarsY' he fairly yelled. "Why, the widows farm ain't wuth that much"
 "I suppose not" admitted the clerk; diamonds cost more than dirt, you know"
 'Is it diamondT' inquired the GUS toner, catching on.
 Certainly it is" said the clerk; "what did you think it was?'
 "Well, didn't know but what 1t was house and lot on Woodland avenoo." Ut isn't; it's a solitaire diamond" "Oh, it's a solitaire diamond, is it?' higgled the man. "Well, that brand grows too big for me. I suppose the dang things as big as pum'kin, and l don't want it. Say, hain't you got something as big as Q gooseberry fer $4.60?'
 The clerk couldn't accommodate him, and half hour later he was seen mak- ing deal with street fakir. Free Press.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1892-08-25
Caught.

In Wendell Phillips Lectures" an amusing story is told of Daniel O'Con- nells overthrow of the testimony of a witness who swore that he found by the murdered mans body the hat of Mir. O'Connells client. Taking up the hat in court Mir. O'Connell, looking inside, spelled out the name J-a-m-e-s. "Did you see this name in the hat?' he in- .quired of the witness. Faith I did, when picked it up," replied that worthy. Instantly Mir. O'Connell turned to the judge. "Your honor," he said, "there is no name in the at."-Argo. naut.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1892-08-25
They Were.

In tho Rev. W. W. Tulloch's "Story of the Life of Queen Victoria" is given what is perhaps solitary instance of a pun made by the master of the horse in answering Q royal question. On the occasion of her majesty's visit to the Mansion House in the first year of her reign, she said to Lord Albsmarle:
 "I wonder if my good people of Lon- don arc as glad to sec me as am to sec them"
 He replied by pointing to the letters "V. R." woven into all the decorations, and saying, "Your majesty can see their loyal cockney answer, 'Ve are.' '"-Iit- Bits.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1892-08-25

SeI. Tho Tyler Desk Co.,, of St. Louis, Mo-, have just thrown on the mar in.. roll curtain desk, complete in every de- tail, F. 0. B. st. Louis, for S2i, and ft., same style and finish, for s23 net, spot cash. Sec their card In this issue. Send your order di- ters and government work specialty. Send in your floor plans for designs and prices.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1892-08-25
A Dangerous Encounter.

Some years ago duel, which was much talked about, took place between Mir. G---- and MT. S.. The former had only one eye, the latter was short sighted and, to make matters worse, there was dense fog at the time. The first ball killed bird and the second a rabbit. The witnesses put stop to the proceedings, declaring that honor was satisfied.
 "How was that;" inquired A.
 Faith, they began to be alarmed for their own safety.r-Figaro.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1892-08-25
SHILOH'S CON s U M PTI0N
 CURE.

The success of this Great Cough Cure is without parallel in the history of medicine. All druggists are authorized to sell it on pos tive guarantee, test that no other cure can successfully stand. That 1t may become known, the Proprietors, at an enormous ex- penae, are placing Sample Bottle Free into every home in the United States and Canada. If you have Cough, Sore Throat, or Bron- chitis, use 1t, for it will cure you. If your child has the Group, or Whooping Cough, use 1t promptly, and relief is sure. If you dread that insidious disease Consumption, use 1t. Ask your Druggist for SHILOH'S CURE, Price 10 cts. 1, 50 cts. and q .00. Ifyour Lungs are sore or Back lame, use shiloh's Porous Plaster. Price 25 cts. For sale by all Drug gists and Dealers.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1892-08-25
The Wrong Man.

A young widow has married again, and friend of the family reproaches her discreetly.
 ''I am sure, my dear" he says gently, "that you have not chosen as you might have. Had your poor husband been alive, he would never have let you make such match. ."-1it-Bits.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1892-08-25
Seeing Him Home.

Here in Paris we enjoy days Of bright sunshine, while in London, we are told, dense fog prevails, and it is sometimes so dark that you cannot sec yard heaad. In this connection friend communicated to us a rather funny story. An individual ran up against 8 blind man and apologized:
 Beg your pardon, but it is so foggyw
 "Ah! there's fog, is there7' the blind man replied; "well, never mind; take my arm, and I'll see you safe. .'-Carillon
The Coconino weekly sun., 1892-08-25
Didn't Recognize It.

There is one fond parent in Hartford who is going to let his board grow with out molestation hereafter. He had it shaved of the other day, and when he appeared at dinner with clean face for the first time in number of years his five-year-old daughter remarked:
 "Say, papa, whose head you got onY'-- Hartford Post.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1892-08-25
A Rival Sxreef.

There's nothing half so sweet in life As loves young dream. Sang the concert prima donna at the lakeside casino.
 And the redheaded girl in the second row benches let go her gum long enough to remark:
 'Say, Name, 1 don't b'leeve she ever tried tutti frutti ice cream, do your Detroit Tribune.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1892-08-25
Getting on SpIendidlx.

"Well, young man, are you making progress with your Germang
 "Oh, certainly. Last week caught a severe cold in the head, and now my professor finds that my pronunciation has wonderfully improved. ."-L,' ,'Intran- sipeant.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1892-08-25
Their Way.

She-Why don't you pick cut some nice girl in your set and marry her?
 He-Humph! You don't krow the girls in our set. They do the picking out.---Life.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1892-08-25
Innocent.

"Yes, you must not be imprldent to papa" said Mir. B. to his boy.
 "I ain't impident, papa. I meant what l said the funny way, not the impident way" replied the boy.-Harper's Bazar.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1892-08-25
When the Hear. is Affected

By Rheumatism or any of the muscles near that organ it is like tampering with an electric wire for death may come at any moment. If life is worth $5, go to the druggist and get Dr. Drummond's Lightning Remedy or send to the, Drummond Medicine Co.,, 48-50 Maidan Lane, New York, and they will send you large bottle by prepaid express. It is not as quick as electricity, but it will save your life if you take it in time. Agents wanted.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1892-08-25
Asking for Inform ation.

Jones (producing one)-Have cigari
 Smith (taking)-Don't care if I do. Thanks! Smoking it-What was it you asked me to have?-Detroit Tribune.
The Coconino weekly sun., 1892-08-25
Sl2OO PER YEAR.

We will pay the above salary to any live agent or salesman selling our general line of and Supplies. Particulars and Catalogue on receipt of 25 cents for postage.
 A. KARPEN & CO.
 8 River street, Chicago, Ill.