The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-05-24
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The Kaw river is out-and-out truant.


The Kaw river is out-and-out truant.
Bernard Kelly is able to drive from his
house to the pension Office.
A curious thing about cats is that when
ever cat has blue eyes 1t is invariably
deaf
Ed Howe thinks that Farmer Smith Is
the same kind of farmer as Mrs. Lease is
housekeeper.
The seandalous story has leaked out
that Congressman Otis's dairy farm is
overgrown with milk-Ueed.
Papa, when man commits political
suicide. does he shoot his head OFF,
mo. my sou, merely his MOUTH
Kansas does not object to water as a
rule, but there will be general kick if 1t
continues to rain ice water in May.
"Thls RAIN" said the Kansas man from
/ force of habit, as he pushed the boat from
the second story, will lay the dust"
| From present appearances 1t seems that
| the props under the Kansas apple tree
limbs will have &c be twies as strong as
they were last year.
The Kansas delegates to Minneapolis are
| " So ehhoaSu all SUI ALI Sd tE0lf
| fidelity, They are instructed for Harri-
son aud Blaine will be in the race.
Chief Justice Horton thinks the Repub-
lican papers have made mistake in pay
ing So much attention to the Alliance
leaders and printing their pictures.
'Of the thirteen minutes allotted me,"
said Joe Waters, In his address to the
travelling tnen at Emporia. II will use
only twenty" lie spoke forty minutes.
Ben Glover is back in Kansas. Jerry
Simpson and John Otis will arrive next
week. John Davis and Baker will be- lefs
In Washington to superintend congress.
The scientific discovery that the contact
OF lips 10 the dark evolves visible spark
gives literal value to the word spark
Ing" undreamed Of by good old Noah
Webster.
One of the first things George T. An
thony did after receiving the nomination
for congressman-at-largew was TO send s.
for years subscription to the Leaysn
worth Times.
Martin Mohler will try to get the nomi-
nation for congress from the Sixth district.
The idea obtains with the Repu blicans
that 1t will not take very good man to
beat old Baker.
In Kansas last winter men ate their
Christmas dinners in their shirt sleeves.
1t begins to appear this year that they
will dine on the Fourth Of July in over
coats and EARN affs.
George Anthony would never make
circus man. The popular circus man has
hiS nintnpp Sand yyinbp6 I'm hat q ho
graph of an elephant on rampage and
hippopotamus with the whooping cough.
Whenever you see Kansas man in a
public position drop out of it with dull
thud, nowadays, you will think of Senator
Plumb. Plumb probably got the place
for him and with Plumb dead, he can not
hold it.
Kansas is eminently a state of surprises
year ago Judge Caius Galus Foster left
for Europe, moribund. A caucus was
held at Topeka to elect successor. Sat
urday he was in his yard at Topeka with
saw and Ratchet, trimming trees.
Congressman Otis must be impressed
with the formida bleness of the Republican
party. A Republican comes over to the
Alliance 10 beat him for the nomination,
when, should he win that. another Repub-
lican is waiting for him to contest the
election.
The remains of ex-Congressman John A.
Anderson will arrive in New York on the
18th, and couple of days later reach Kan
sas. His funeral will be at Manhattan
and Junction City some time about June
l. His wife and father and mother aud
two of his fathers sisters are buried at
junction City. His son will 60 to New
York TO meet the remains.
Andy Felt paid SIC. 900 for the Atchison
Champion. Governor Felt is an expert
enced newspaper man. and man of ability
and means. He came to Kansas from Iowa
in 1880, and has served four years on the
board of pardons, and is now serving his
fourth term as lieutenant governor of the
state. His home is at Seneca, where he
formerly ran a weekly paper, but he will
remove to Atchison as soon as lie can set
tie up his affairs.