The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1892-08-10
ALI Sorts Of Paragraphs.

-tThe party who won't forgive is the
one who is always in the wrong.
"A machine has been invented which
makes 1000 corkscrews every day.
In all, there are 356 representatives
in Congress to be elected next Novem-
ber.
To please people with whom you
talk always know little less than they
do.
= It requires s1,oO0,OO0 every
twenty four hours to run Uncle Sans J.
government.
- There is river in Kansas which va.
ries in width during the course Of the /,
year from three feet to seven miles.
- When a boy begins to wash his
neck without being told it is sign heis
passing into the ordeal of his frst.love
| affair.
- Man is good deal like 6, fish. /,
You know the fish would never get in
very serious trouble if it kept its mouth
| shut
The right side of the body perspires
more then the left, and the palm of the
| hand four times more than the skin of
the hand. SIS
-Tfyou owe man, pay it, and don't
pay as if you we're doing the man favor.
he is the one who has done You sfavor
in trusting you.
1t ia said that in England there are
100 lives of Gladstone in manuscript
ready to be rushed to the printer ths day
the grand old man dies. ssiis
In Camden, New jersey, saspenders
for girls are unpopular because girl
there tried to commit suicide by hanging
and she used those articles for suspel,der.
ing.
"A Shasta Indian broke the egg.eat-
ing record by devouring thirty raw eggs
at one sitting. he would put an egg in
his mouth, crunch it and swallow it,
shell and all.
- If you want pair of boots to last I
four years, melt and mix four ounces of
mutton tsllow; apply the mixture while
warm, snd rub it in well; and then put
the boots in some closet, and-go bare
foot.
1t is fixed and immutable law that
to have good, sound health one must have
pure, rich and abundant blood. There is !
| no shorter nor surer route than by q
6s White.
-"I am glad to become acquainted
with you, Mrs. Montooth," said the lady,
somewhat embarrassed, to the neighbor
| who had called on her for the first time.
Chow is Mr.. Montooth and the little
Misses Monteeth ?"
| "A strange spider has appeared in
one Of the valleys Of Mexico in great
numbers and is creating CONSERVATION.
It's bite is deadly, while it is ferocious and
much larger than the tarantula. Itmoves
rapidly and attacks everything that is in
its way.
-,.::It is truth in medicine that the
smallest dose that performs the cure is
the best. De Wits Little Early Risers
are the smallest pills, will perform the
cure, and are the best.-Wilhite q VIII
hite.
= Newly Engaged Young Lady-Do
! IL think it's right for a girl to let the
man she's going to marry kiss herr
Confidential Married Friend with sigh)
Well, 1 suppose size might ss well.
She'll have it all to do herself aiterward.
= Take the hand Of the friendless !;
smile on the sad and detected; sympsthize
with those in trouble; strive everywhere
to difsuse around you sunshine and joy.
If you do this, you will be sule to be be.
loved.
The heat has been intense in the
North and Northwest Up to Saturday
nearly three hundred persons had died
from heat. In Chicago the death rate,
during the heated term was high. Hun.
dreds of people were overpowered by heat
in the large cities.
we truly believe De Wits Little
, Early Risers to he the most natural, most
effective, most prompt and economical
Dill for billiousness, indigestion and ins
active liver.-Wilhite d Wilhite.
= In washing mirrors and the glass
over pictures, wipe the frames and glass
: with dry cloth, removing all the dust.
Now dip a soft, clean cloth in hot water,
and after wringing it, pour upon it ta-
: bIespoonful of alcohol. Wipe the glass
with this cloth and rub with dry piece
until the surface shows polish and is
free from lint.
"A prominent divine who vas to Of.
, ticiate at wedding, finding himself and
congregation in the church considerably
in advance of the bridal party, asked
that someone should strike up hymn to
improve the time. A good brother start.
}. ed off just as the bridal party entered
with the hymn beginning, "Come on, ny
partners In distress"
= - "Late TO bed and early to rise will
l shorten the road to your home in the
r SKIES" But early to bed and "Little
EARLY Riser," the pill that makes life
i longer and better and wiser.-Wllhite q
J, | White.
3 - One of the things which the country
: farmhouse is not likely to have is cold
4 water. Cool mountain springsreadry rythm-
: ically, but they often taste very warm.
9 An exchange gives as rather a new no
r ton, the old one of keeping water cool
8 in flannel wrapped vessels. 1t serves,
r however, as q good suggestion at this
t time, when almost everybody has gone or
: is going somewhere for the summer. If
9 the "somewhere" is not a hotel with all
# modern Improvements, ice water inclu'
!. ded, get common earthenware pitcher,
9 the commouer the better, as it will be the