The morning call., 1892-08-13

Chronicle.
A Professional Opinion.
Doctor, what is a good cholera mixtu
this time of the year?"
wen, lcecream, watermelon and lag
er Will do very well. "-Indianapolis JoI
Education Not Necessary.
SO Jones has gone into literature and
ltlng Tor the magazines ?"
but L always thought him such an iii
ate chap"
True enough; but then. you see. he
lting dialect stories. baltimore New
The Lick Observatory.
Jimmy-Say, Pete. what's this Lick o
rVatory that the papers tell about?
Pete-I dunno abont the paper one. b
or since mas got into the habit of waiti,
me o. nights with one of pas slipDs
that bay window at the top of the stat
calls IL her lick observatory.-Min
Tribune.
Where Was L At?"
ID Congressman Cobb: You may bring m.
let's see
yes, you may bring me a cup of beer tea:
"a, boy. 1nasmuch as Pun feeling quite dry;
ave the horns on the heef'-and he wlnked I
lett eye.-Utica IN. " Herald.
Easily Tracked.
She (readingl-Joe, this paper saws IN
IN Oregon they have Just discover,
otprints feet long, supposed to belong
ost race.
Tel don't see how a race of people th
lde footprints 3 feet long could ever @
Truth.
Nothing Against the Ocean.
we are now enjoying ourselves in the su
S6 day. This cid ocean is a graz
air, but she costs like blazes. Still. '
We nothing against her, as she drownt
OF our relations who would be spendil
summer with us-if they were aliy
1t Is, they are spending the summer els
ere.-Atlanta Constitution.
A Kentucky Proposal of Marriage.
'am-Er-Arabella (wipes his mouth). W
Il join me?
Ara bella-Thanks. Sam. I-er-I don
70 II l do.-Truth.
An Artless Husband.
Ambitious namma-"Edith, noticed In
,ht that Mr.. de Rich paid you eonside
Re attention. l hope you showed him
per amount of civility." Ingenuot
Dutante-"Oh. yes, mamma, l did. l.
% he knows he can have me for the as
."-Brooklyn Life.
The Usual Way.
Friend-You took your son into your G
'lishment some months ago to teach hi
business, L understand. How did it tut
/?
Business man (wearily)-Great success
s teaching me now.-New York Week.
Be Careful About This.
Even il you wish TO speak in private to
n VINO has artificial arms and legs, do n,
him If you may take him apart Il
bile. lie may misunderstood you.
nth.
A Clear Case.
superintendent OF lunatic asylum-Tha
les, is summer hotel clerk Tecent
own out of employment.
The ladies-Why was he brought here?
uperintendent-He got to thinking /
$ no better than the guests of the hotel
,e.
Business Before Pleasure.
Ie ighbob-And you expect to suppo
daughter on $40 week2
'larklets-Y eS, sir.
eighbob-Well, go ahead; my heart r
'es. but my pOeket-bOok consents, 81
It me $50.-New York Herald.
Consoling.
1e-You do not love me; then farewe
ever. l shall commit suicide tonight.
George. Even though paI
II not let me marry you, perhaps he wi
d you little money.-New York Heral,
A Sad Honeymoon.
why are you so downeast, dear ?" aske
. bride.
I am afraid 1 shall be arrested for biz
""
'George!"
Yes, though / am innocent. This pap,
s picture of my bride and, as you see.
not you. Truth.
In Fly Time.
Did you go on that trout-fshing excr
mp" ~ did" ''Did you FISH with flies
'ish with flies? Yes, we fished wi
I'm, camped with them, dined with the
PIT with tbem-why. man, they almost a
alive. IN. 7, Press
An Obed emit Boy.
didn't you come home
lDer? Small boy-I was in swimmi,
hen why didn't you come home for su
-." II was in swimmiD'." 81 told v.
to go in swimming twice in one da
eause the doctor said it wasn't good +
L.. II didn't. 1t was all the san
i'm. Good News.
No Poets Need Apply.
You look awful blue. What is the ma
with your" THAT editor has sent ba,
: last batch of poems. l wish | knew ht,
get his goodwill" That's easy enous
le. What am to do to put him in GO,
mor?" "Don't send him any more {
lr poetry. Texas Siftings.
BELT MANUFACTURE.
e of the Most Striking Improvem
Now in Use.
)ne of the most striking improvements