The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-10-28
Harsh, but :

"A T.
t'Ho!" said welEknown statesman, "I shall
never believe that woman has the proper judg
ment and sense to cast ballot or interfere in
politics. while she is so weak-minded as to pas
sively suffer. year after year. from diseases pc
cular to females, when every newspaper she
picks up tells Of the merits of DIR. Pierce's Fav-
orite Prescription. Not to take advantage of
this remedy is certainly an indication of men,
tai weakneSS!''
There is wholesome kernel of truth inside
the rough she'll of this ungallant speech. The
sFavorite Prescription is Invaluable in all
uterine troubles determinations, alterations, dis
placements, nervous disorders, prostration ex-
hauStion, or hySteria. For rundown, WORKOUT
women, no more strengthening tonic or nervine
is known.
His Definition.
The kindergarten class on physiology was be-
ing heard. "What is your hearth" the teacher
asked.
That's the thing that stops you from drop
ping dead" replied the bright little boy.-Phil
adelpha Record.
Run no risk! Be sure of your remedy and
take Ayers Sarsaparilla.
| Means of Protection.
'Ma," said newspaper mans son, II know
| why editors call themselves we"
"Why?"
"Sos the man that doesn't like the article
| will think there are too many people for him to
| tackle. Nv Washington Star
Ponds Extract, for every Pain and Sor enes S
A history without parallel: with but little adj
| vertising its sale has extended all over the
| country. Try it,
| Very Literal
| "This tree seems to be loaded with apples,o
remarked stranger.
YES, sir" replies the rural miss. "Pop says
thisis good apple year"
one?"
"oh, no. Only the apple ees"-Rare Bits.
Ayers Hair Vigor invigorates the scalp; cures
| dandruff and itching. An elegant dressing.
| An old woman walked into a bank the other
day in Inverness, threw down her deposit book
and said she wished to draw all her money.
Having got it. she retired to corner of the
| room and counted it. She then marched up to
the teller and exclaimed, ''Ay, that'n doe, me
man, list pit it back again. l only wanted to
| see II 1t was a. RIGHT dundee News.
To keep hair away and prevent badness use
| Halls Hair Remover.
| DeSSdr armed With a cOfneG stopped IN
front OF terrace on which a large number of
persons were dining One of their number
| asker him to give them a tune. The beggar
| humbly confessed that he could not play.
| What! You don't know how to play? Then
| what good is your instrument to you?"
| ut is only threat!''-GaulOiS.
Baby cried,
Mother sighed,
Doctor prescribed CastoriaI
| To Be put in Repair.
Footpad (three a. m.)-Wot time Is it, mis-
ter?
Belated Citizen-Eh--er-my watch doesn't
| run.
Footpad (producing a revolverl.Weli you
Just hand it over ter me an Watcn me anu IL I'LL
| fur a few seconds.-Chicago News RECORD
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severe attack of influenza and catarfh ana was
induced to try your remedy. The result was
marvellous. could hardly articuiate. ana IN
less than twenty -four hours the catarrhal Symp-
| toms and my hoarSenesS disappeaLe1 diu WAS
able to sing a heavy role in Grand opera Wlth
voice unimpaired. strongly recommend u 10
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