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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-07-06
FINANCE AND TRADE.
Tho Features of tho Money aud Stool
Markets,


NEW YoRK July 6,-Money on call easy at
l>Sa5 per cent, last loan 1H'per cent. closed
offered at IL per cent Prime mercantile paper
saS per cent Sterling exchange quiet but
steady at 81 sal ss1S Sales 2sO7as shares.
The passage by the National Senate Of free
coiuaRe act last Friday was not well received In
financial circles III Wall street, and as q conse-
QuencC there was more disposition TO part with
securities than has been In long time, and
while the selling movement was not OF special
long duration, the losses suffered were not rG'
covered aud prices are lower all along the line
There was no other news Of importance to-day.
The coal Stock IN view OF the suits against the
Reading comb ne, were all dull and without
feature, though they were all well supported
and failed " yield With the leading active shares,
The depression lasted till the close. which was
fairly active, but weak at the bottom figures.
Raiiroad bonds moderately active, sales 81 9es2;
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WheeIIng Bridge 6 TernlnaI Railway.
Time Table No;4, 70 take slIect l2;Ol a M.

Leave Wheeling-tB:l5, 1850, $3.50, "9si5 1000,
oil :OJ a m; si2:iO. 1900 s2:0l. 1900 1895
al:O5 $500, 1910 1913, 1900, 800 1900 tlOOO
Leave Pcninsula-+6:22, F7:3S fs.Ss 1851,
Hi0:0s 'll:0s a IN; "l2!lS 81 0s, %iOs s3:1s S3:3l
nos aSos "6:lS 1851, I7os ''sios zoos tlO:os,
tlO:5S p, N.
D. M: 1877 p. IN.
Leave LanghlIn's Mlll-t6:34 n m. (: e5:2S p m.
Leave Dc HISS CroSsing-t6:35. 1855, t9:2j,
@lI:g7. a. nj; oI;27. 1880. oS:27, os:27 .. IN.
Leave Martins Ferry-tG:3s. $500. es:5S, 1850.
e10S0 oil 80 a. m. 1880 30 t2:33 e2;i0 1851,
1850 o5:SO 1855 1880 1880 $500. 1880 t1O:20.
tDally except Sunday. pDaily. Sundays only.
All trains Will run on Eastern Time.
n W. EAYRS General Manager.
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Wool.

PHILADELPHIA. PA. July 5,-wool guiet Penn
sylyaIlia aud West Virginia Xxx and above 2Sa90c:
\ 26a2Tl5C; medium 3SaS5c; cOHrSe S2aSiC: New
York, Michigan. Indiana aud western fine x
and Xxx a6a2Gc; medium S2a3Sc; coarse 32lSic;
washed combing and delalne 2s4assc; medium
washed cOmbing S2RSIc; tub washed choice sea
3sc; fair 35aS6c: coarse S3aSic; medium unwashed
comblnE and delRlne 25a27c; coarse do 25a27c:
Montana 16a22c: territorial lSa2Oc-
NEW YoRK. July 5-Wool steady; domestic
fleece 35c; pulled OS32c; Texas 17a29c.
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rheumatism Cured.

1bcltcye your MIcrobs Killer certain cure
Tor rheumatism. Up year ago was down n
Srcai pnrt OF my time with rheumatism. be-
Ian taking your remedy. and after taking two
Iugs have never been tronDlcd with II since but
law does II entirely disappeared. II have offered
In ,CvcTal cases to pay for the Microbe Killer
provided II failed to cure rheumatism: but have
never had to pay as yet as 1t inevitably did the
work
Respectfully, WM MATTHEWS,
Dealer in lumber and all, kinds OF building ma
taFial Lano TOXRk
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ChIlls and DebllltY Cured.

1tako pleasure In testiiying to the Tcmarka-
bic bguedt have recently received IRON the
use Of Radams Microbe Killer have been
much troubled with chills, night Sweats and
debility for months and after trying a great
many remedies to no avail, bought a Jug Of
Microbe Killer and was completed cured In ten
days Respectfully, u J. SMITH:
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HNHE WEEKLY. NTELLIGENcER
u. Il . bright, SPARKLING. instructive family
journal. Il u original In every department,
clean In every line aud suited ~ u y Intended
10 interest aud improve every membaE " me
family, whether III city " county
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Cotton.

New YORK. July 5.-Pig iron. American sl4 75a
is IS. Copper dull: lake S11 40a1l 30. Lead
firm at 81 20, Tin steady; straits 81 lOa92 20.
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HILL is A SVLEER.
Playing the Role of Achilles in
Spite Of an ooaxlng.
WHAT HIS INACTION may MEAN.

Has Been Told by His Most
Trusted Champions that He Must
Win tho Senator'S support; But
viii not Break the Ice--Tammany
Leaders Who Have no Favors to
Hope for VIII Knife the Ticket in
New York.
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NEW YORK, July 5.-The petroleum market
opened steady fell &c and closed steady Penn
sylyanIn oil, spot b9ii9c; August option, opening
and highest 5S11Sc; lowest and closing 5Sc. Sales
8S 900 barrels,
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ARE you constipated2 Bastin's Kid
ney and Liver Tea effects permanent
cure, % cents, W
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The widows of Gen. Grant and Jeffer-
son Davis are stopping attic same hotel
at West Point.
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7ennsylvanis stations.
[ylRHR8yIVaRid LINES!
Trains Run by Central Time.
SorTVvRFT 5YsTEaT-"FAN H"NpI

rTcxEr OFYErEB At PENNSYLVANIA STAIloN On
WKTgR ST., foor OF RL:EyENTH sr., WHERLIHo'
AT McLUitE HOUSE. WHEELING, AMI At THN
PESNBYLvANIA STATION. BIID0EroRT
oo,,r,ryyyuT Eyarr5F-tpLS u1NDLH RotrFE."
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cNcIsvArt O., July 5.-cotton quieti mid
ding nc,
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CLOTHING, ETC.
yTTANAMAYER 4 BROWN

Again come with their elaborate spring sam.
pies. ovOt 1000 for Gonts' Suits, mora than all
wheeling combined and SO per cen less 70 tho
consumer. Also. Rfull line Of Gents Furnishing
J. W. FERREL,
mrA Agent cor. Main and Twenticth 81
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A resident Of Apalachicola, Fla, has
on his farm cabbage plant with four
well developed heads Of cabbage upon
o1,a StaIk
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OIL CRY PA. July 6.-opened at $50; high.
est SIC; lowest 59C; closing at SS1c sales 1000
barrels: clearnncos 1Ts,OO0 barrels; runs 248,9
haFFelR Bhippncpts l5l 295 barrels,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-07-06

PtrTSRURdH, Pa, July 5.-opened, closed and
lowest CSC; highest 631Ec.
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QUOTATIONS

Clipped heep....,........ a'.....' zH1SS3c
Hogg-The market was tirmer, and prices
were advanced in sympathy with the west.
There WINS dullneSs, however, which is ma.
lural at this season Of the year. and demand
was rather light. The hog yard was closed on
the Fourth,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-07-06
WHOLESALE PRICES.
weekly Report of the Local Market, III all
Lines.
OFFICE OF TiIR INrGLLIGENcER.
WHEELING Tnl3dhV, July

OFFICE OF TIR INrELLIGENcER-
WHEELING Tuesday, July6. !
Considering the season Of the year the local
johblng markets arc in good condition aud sales
arc satisfactory. Collections are fair, with aver
age huS,IinG.
GRAIN, RLouR AND FEED
The -four markets dullneSs has not abatod
and new wheat now beginning 70 come IN, VIII;
when in full supply, knock on the price stll
Sfaiin-wheut, sixty pound test, $50 per bush:
el. Corn per buShel ear, 6SaGOc Oats OUT Of
store. western crop, a0ai6o per pushel; nome
grown 81aiOc.
F76aT-Faucy rollor mill winter wheat; wood
at 81 6j pOr barrel; paper 81 80 per barrel:
spring wheat MinpGhGha s. 10 in SACK, - ~
GALAXY S. 10 In sacks, s. 10 per parcel
Feei-Feed is scarce. bran bringing 30 Pe6
ton: unlddlings SIS per ton. Hay, baled W
peF ton, retail; loose, SlIal2 per ton
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Hemorrholls Cured.

IwIsh the afflicted and suffering 10 know that
positively assert that for twenLy-nIne years. |
have constantly suffered intense agony. with
that most terrible disease known as hemnrholds:
or piles, In their very worst form. have tried
every available prescription. but no curative
end. have taken one Jug (which contained Quo
GALLON OF Mlcrobe Killer. and II has completely
cured me. 1t now feels ike dream that IhaVe
ever suffered with that disease.
mn Don't forget that VIM. R2d4m 9 Great DIS
eoyerv Is the original and old reliable Microbe
Killer toi which other similar So.callcd remedies
arc but feeble imlt0tlonsl has cured more dis
eases than all other proprietary medicines put
IognIher.
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ph.lndelphia 1.-Two stock Prices.

sheep--The market was moro active under q
better demand. Receipts were about the same,
and prices were without important change.
There was good demand, and all choice stock
sale Of 1850 sheep and lambs at the quoted
DricAS
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Mr.. Radam's Microbe Killer
Cures all Diseases by Re-
n1ovincy tha Cause.

Send 2.cent stamp for As.pago circular aud the
MIcrobe War, shoWs.what disease Is and what tho
remedy must be, aud do, to cure It Read 1t, cir.
ruiatG' It and you will bless the dtscoVerer for
saving your life Address
RADAM'S MqCROBE KILLER,
Nashville, Tenn,
or Logan DRUG Co., Agents, Wheeling W. Va.
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ARRIVE
From Pittsburgh, 1910 a. m, daily and l2:4S
u. m. daily, except Sunday; $3.50 and t0:lop M.
sdiiiy: 1900 a M, Sunday only.
Warrington accommodation, 7:Soa m, daily,
except Sunday.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-08-24
The Temptation

To go ont Of doors In rough weather Is not stxong.
but We are, many of us, compelled TO face rough
weather frequent y Diseases which arise from n
chill are peculiar TO no season Of the year. his
10 true. therefore there should bo in the closet OF
every household Not an unmedicated
stimulant, absolutely devoid of an, thing but IN
excitve action, but tonic combining, in the efec-
tive form of an invigorant and an alternative, the
quality of defence against changes OF weather.
Hostetters stomach ,itters has three or four pro-
perties that other article of Its class possesses
Not only does II relieve the complaints which it
eventually cures fortides the system against the
bad effects Of changes Of temperature, fatally and
too often shown In the deadly form Of "Ia grip, !"
it produces a radical change in the weakened con.
dition Of system peculiarly liable to be attacked
by it, and it tends to provide against the danger
resu ting from an impoverished condition of the
blood and disordored state Of the liver or bowels
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-08-24
A Car Adventure.

There were five of us-yes, five
as happy fellows AS ever were let
loose from college. 1t was "vaca-
ton" and we concluded to take a
trip to the Falls. We got aboard
the cars at n, and were soon travel
ing very rapidly towards our desti-
nation.
We had just seated ourselves and
prepared for comfortable smoke,
when in came the conductor. and
who should it be but our old friend,
Fred b. After the common saluta-
tion-"llow are you. old fellow"
ETC., had pissed, Fred said he had
some business to attend to.
"Out with it. old chum," said we,
anything at all will be acceptable,
so let us have it."
"Well, boys" said Fred in a very
confidential tone, lin the next car
there is as loving pair as it was
ever my lot to see. They are going
down to H., to get married, and
now if you can have any fun over
it, just pitch in. They must be
cared for. and | don't know who
can do it better than you"
In moment Fred was gone, and
we set our heads together to form
a plan for taking care of the
lovers"
IL have it, boys" said Bill Steev-
ers. I'VE must make the girl think
that her lover is married."
That's it, Bill, that's it," said
we, not giving him time to finish
the sentence.
THAT he is q married man, the
father Of children" said Bill.
That's the game, boys, now let's
play it."
1t devolvel upon me to- COM
mence operations. Accordingly /
entered the car in which we were
informed the lovers were. Sure
enough, there they were. The girl
thinking, | suppose, that she must
give her lover all the seat, had
taken seat OH his knee, and be,
for the purpose of protecting her,
had thrown his arm around her
waist; and so they sat in real soft
lover's style. All this ! gathered
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-08-24

legged silver mine in Utah, says the
the Kansas City Times. He under
took the task at the instance OF
certain capitalists who proposed to
buy the property, which was repre-
sented to be of enormous value
Appearances were certainly very
much in its favor. On the way
down the shaft the walls on every
hand cleaned brightly with Shin
ing ore, in the light thrown by the
lamps, and the sides of the drift
were equally beautiful to the eye of
the observing expert. However,
while examining the rock more crit
ically he noticed by chance a coarse
thread hanging out of it.
Ordinary threads do not grow in
rock and the finding of this one led
to the discovery of the whole swim
die, for the fact was developed that
the owner of the mine had taken
a great quantity of galena, reduced
it to powder, made it with water
into Il plaster, and carefully struc-
coed the entire walls of shaft and
drift with the material. The plas-
ter was carried for this purpose in
gunny sacks, thread from which
got mixed up with it.
Perhaps even funnier was the
sailing of IL mine in Colorado, which
was bought by ex-senator Tabor by
order from some friends of his in
Denver. Chicken Bill, a prospec-
tor of rather disrepntable notoriety.
did the job, performing it so sue
cessfully that $4,000 were paid
over to him for the property with
out any question. He was so elated
over the transaction as to be unable to
keep the secret, communicating it
to IL mum Der OF intimate friends.
In this manner the news reached
Denver, and the people who had
employed Tabor as their agent in
the matter refused to receive the
mine. So Tabor finding it left up
on his hands, determined to make
the best of the situation and pro-
ceeded to dig further in the hole.
He pierced the rock ten feet further
and came upon IL body Of ore which
proved to be one Of the richest ever
found in this State.
The gullibility of persons who
buy mines has passed into proverb.
1t is said that such properties have
actually been salted with half-melt-
ed silver dollars and sold toinvestors
who did not realize that the precious
metal was not found in nature with
the stamp of the mint upon it. Un-
doubtedly the most scientific meth
cd of accomplishing this sort of
swindle is to apply the silver in the
shape of a nitrate solution. When
it is ready for use, some salt is put
into it, and it is squirted over the
rock, the salt causing an immedi-
ate precipitation of the metal in a
manner that is equally conspicu-
Gus and deceptive to the eve.
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WHOLE NO. 1898.

at a glance. Stepping up to them,
/ said:
"Why, Jones, what in the deuce
are you doing with that girlP"
The girl rose hastily and seated
herself on the seat.
"See here, stranger" said the
fellow, "you are mite mistaken;
my name amt Jones"
"Why, Jones" said |, "you GER
tainly have not left your wife and
children, and tried to palm your
self off for a single man, have
you?"
II tell you my name amt Jones;
it's Harper. 1t never was Jones,
faint agoin' to be nuther!"
merely shook my head and
passed on to another seat to see
the rest of the fun. Girl looked
wild" after sat down, but Jones,
alias Harper, soon convinced her
that | was mistaken.
About the time they got feeling
all right again, in came Elliott
Gregg Walking up to Harper, he
accosted him with:
why, Jones, you here? How
did you leave your wife and babies?"
Now see here, stranger, you
amt the fust man that's called me
Jones to-day, an reckon l must
look awfully like him; but l amt
Jones, an MORN that, you mustn't
call me Jones. | hain't got wife
nor babies either; but this ere gal
an me is goin' to splice, an then
you can talk about my wife, and I
wouldn't wonder but what, in the
course of time. you might talk about
babies, too; but you mustn't call
me Jones"
This retort brought forth voci-
ferrous laughter from the spectators,
and it also brought bushes to the
face of the gal that was goin' to be
spliced."
"Ah, Jones'" said Gregg, you'll
regret this in the future. l pity
your wife and this poor girl"
$50, Mr.. Harper, your real name
is Jones, is it, an you've been foolin
me, have you? Well, we amt
spliced yet; and | don't think we
shall be, soon," said the girl, and
her eyes flashed fire.
Jane, Jane" said Harper, "don't
you know I'm Bill HarperP Thar
amt darned drop of Jones blood
in me, an Ill prove it"
At this moment, jeff Jackson,
Bill Steevers and Jem Byers entered,
and of course their attention was
called to Harper by his loud talk
ing. They stepped up to him and
said:
"Why, Jones, what is all this
fuss about?"
This was more than Harper could
stand. He leaped upon a seat.
Now" said he, my name is not
Jones, an l can lick the fellow that
says it is"
BY this time we had got to H.,
and our friend Fred came into the
car and made Harper keep quiet
The girl that wouldn't be "spliced,"
requested Fred to help her on the
train that was going back to S.,
which he did, and the notorious
Jones, alias Harper followed her
We learned, after, that he proved
himself to be Bill Harper instead of
Bill Jones, and he and his gal got
spliced."
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-08-24

Miss Smilar-"I've just been
talking to Mr., Bigbrain; he is 50
very clever: Il couldn't help. think
ing of you, Mr.. Sappy. all the time
| was talking to him." Mr.. Sappy
| am so glad, don't you
know" Miss Smilar-"Yes,
couldn't help thinking what an inn
measurable difference there is be-
tween people. Denver Sun.
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THAT beats me" said good Mrs.
Janson, as she read that fire was
supposed to have been caused by
"mice eating matches" 1--WE heard
of pie-eating matches and sich, but
this is new one. indianapolis
Journal.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-08-24

Miss De Trop had on the long
est gloves last night that | ever
saw. She buttoned them from her
wrist to her elbow" That's moth
ing. My girl buttons hers all the
way from home to the theater. y
Chicago News Record.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-08-24

- "Why did you leave your country
boarding-house2' asked Smithkins.
II couldn't stand the air." returned
Biddleman. "Couldn't stand the
air?' Yes; the air from the land
lady's daughters piano" ."-Balti-
more News.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-08-24

did you go on that trout fishing
excursion?" ~ did" did you
fish with hies?" "Yes, we 6shed
with them, camped with them.
dined with them, slept with them
why, man, they almost ate us alive" "
New York Press.
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Miss Sharp-"I'd think your
brother would show more attention
to the girls than he does" Miss
Olde-"Well, you see he is under
promise to me to act as my escort
everywhere until am married"
Miss Sharp-"I shouldn't think
he'd want to live bachelor all his
life. Kate Fields, Washington.
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Yabsley-"See here, Nudge, when
| let you have that So six weeks
ago, you said you wanted it for a
little while only" Mudge-"Well,
/ told the truth. | didn't have it
in my possession more than half an
hour" Indianapolis Journal.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-08-24

Citizen-Patrick, where is your
master? He was to have met me
here at 8 o'clock, and it is now n
half hour after that.
Pat-You don't know him, sir.
Citizen-Why, is he apt to be late
in his appointments?
Pat-Late is it? Bedad, in bein'
behoind hand he ladies' the wurruld.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-08-24

Mabel-"Do You know Nellie and
| have eyes of almost exactly the
same color. We've just been COM
pairing them" Jacques-"Pardon
me, that's quite impossible?"
Mabel-"How impossible?" Jac-
ques-"Your eyes are incompar-
able" Truth.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-08-24

CLARA, I'm engaged to be mar
ried already, and I've only been
here two davs.' You sweet thing.
Who is the happy man?". Dear
me how unfortunate! He forgot
to give me his card. Chicago
News.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-08-24

Second Thought.-She (after he
has stolen a kiss)-"I am surprised.
sir. | never thought that of you.
! never thought you would dare.
(Silence.) | didn't think you had
that much spunk. New York
Herald.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-08-24

Mother-Now, you have broken
my cup. You deserve whipping.
Come here. Fritz-No, | won't
come. Mother-Come, Fritz, till |
whip you, and then you shall haye
a piece of cake.-Texas Siftings.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-08-24

"Dante?" remarked Mrs. Brown
ley interrogatively. mo, l don't
know as | ever heard of him. But
the name IL familiar, too. Oh,
yesl Ann Dante! l knew had
heard Of somebody by that name.
Wonder if it was his daughterp"--
Boston Transcript.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-08-24

DR.. Paresis-"I think, Mrs. Butts,
it would do your husband good to
feed him on goats milk awhile" +"
Mrs. Butts-"But, doctor, my hus-
band is very headstrong now
Puck.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-08-24

A Boston spinSter tainted one
day last week because the mailman
brought her a newspaper in its
wrapper.--Life.
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How Mines are Sailed.

An amusing story is told by the
famous geologist, Clarence King, of
an investigation he made of an al
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-08-24

Even if you wish to speak in pri-
vate to man who has artificial
arms and legs, do not ask him if
you can take him apart for while.
He may misunderstood you.-Truth.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-08-24

He { bitterly } -"Pshaw! All
women are alike" She-"Then
why in the world do you spend so
much time trying to find the one
you want to marry?"-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-08-24

The news that the glass men are
trying to form a trust will be re-
ceiyed by the general public with
pane.-Rochester Post Express.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-08-24
HUMOROUS,

Mosquitoes carry no cash, but
bank upon their bills receivable
Galveston News.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-08-24

There is no use quarreling with
the milkman-he'll make you take
water every time. .-Elmira Gazette.
The Meridional. (Abbeville, La.) 1856-1906, 1892-03-19
NOH TRY THIS.

l! will cost you nothing and will
surely do you coed, if you have a
Cough, Cold, or any trouble with
Threat, Oh st or Lungs. Dir. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption,
Coughs md Colds is guaranteed to,
give relief, or money will be paid b OK.
Sufferers from La Gripped found it just
the thing and uGd4r its use had a speedy
and perfect recovery. Try u sample
hottie at our expense and learn for
yourself just bow good a Ting il is.
Trial bottle free a, N. G. Young and
A j GODDARD Drug Stores. Large
sig Soc. and 81 90.