St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-12-25

more than two or three can be trans
ported at time then. The rest Will
probably be transported with rage at
being left behind. but you-knOW that IS
wearing and does not do away with
stairs, either.
And the Easter parade! Why, even
last April the dense crowds could not
find room Oh the pavement. Next April
carriages will have to be ruled OH the
street for the day. while the entire
thoroughfare becomes a sea of bIlloWy
crinoline. There will be great demand
for carpenters next spring. ThIs prom.
ecy is not unconSidered. just think Oh
the doors and halls to be widened!
There are some awful thoughts con-
nected with this revival. There is the
tennis girl! What if she doesn't de
before next summer! What If she llves
and is very healthy, and persists IN
playing tennis in order to remain
healthy! 1t makes one vertebr8 rattte
with chils to think of what might,
could and would happen.
AS for dancing, that will have 10 DE
done at arms length. A system of sig
nails should be devised, such as hosting
colored lanterns or waving different
flags, SO that partners may communicate
with each other. Kissing WIlfEproOaDly
become lost art. at least among
women, while the sweet, low VOICE
which struck ShakeSpeare'S fancy Will
not be up to the necessities OF the new
case.
1t will be a great thing for the funny
man, however. He will announce WIN
a chuckle that the summer girl is cut
ting ''a wide swath'' in society. The
poor summer girl! A season OF crlho-
line will turn her HAIR white. How can
one gracefully inhablt hammock? VI
lean, syIph-like, over the edge OF boats!
Or spring lightly down from the dizzy
heights of stage coaches? Or pursue
any of the summer girls joys. hampereo
by large crinoline corral in which Sne
is the solitary prisoner?
We shall also have revival OF the
famous ballroom remark made by the
escort of a young lady whose clothes
had particularly wide circulation. he
was standing behind this desert OF crlno-
line. in the center of which, oasis like.
rose the damsePs head and shoulders.
A friend approached him and said:
Il say, Jack, is Miss Brown engaged
for this danceW
81 don't know" was the reply. sex
cuSe ME five minutes and FL go round
in front and ask her."
OF course. it is as Mr.. Redfern says.
We cannot adopt a certain slice OF a
fashion and leave the rest unnoticed.
We must preserve the external fitness
of things. This has been faithfully done
in the pictures here given. You will
find here perfect representation OF
lady of fashion as she Will appear when
dressed for garden party next May
You observe that no chirked-up, indie
pendent, dashing hat destroys the beau
tiful curves of this costume. AS for high
shoulders. they will have sunk into OBJ
livion by that time.
1t Is to be no halfway revolution.
The innocent children, who have done
nothing to merit such blow. come in
for their share of the affection. There
is Baby Ruth, for instance. when Baby
Ruth skips through the White house
next spring she will dislodge almost as
much atmosphere as her distinguished
father does. Her little skirts Will have
widened out like the Democratic COIL
stituency. Will no one urge protest
for the sake of the children? Crinollne
is Haunting itself in our very faces. Ii
will soon be literally upon US.
This is no joke.
Ask M. Worth, "a
And MI. Redfern. -