The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1892-06-23
PLAN THAI FAILED.
At Least One Fart Did. the Other
Ended in an %Elopement.

At the age of twenty-five a mai has,
without doubt, many things to learn.
Therefore, for the warming of all con-
6ding young men. | mean to tell a plain,
u~nvarnished tale. Let him who reads
construct his own moral.
At the beginning of the year 1870 l
was nolninally a lawyer in the town of
Rockport.
/ had successfully engineered my way
through the academic department of
Yale by dint of hard examining during
examination weeks, and by the assist
ance of we'll stored shirt cuffs.
had gone through the law depart
ment of the same institution, and had
passed a year in the office of New York
city counsellor.
| was then admitted to the bar, and
began to practice in the town before
mentioned. For several months l prac-
ticed principally patience. AT length
my reward came in the shape of my first
client.
One warm day in June | was sitting
in ny Office. in front of which an ugly
tin sign hung to tell the passerby that
John Luther Abingdon, attorney at
law, was its occupant.
My law library, the food of my aspir-
ing intellect, had been fairly large when
| left the university, but it had gradually
succumbed to the urgent needs of my
physical nature, and it's volumes were in
the possession of the solitary Hebrew
who gave temporary assistance to the
rising youth of Rockport.
An elderly gentleman stopped in front
of my office, looked at the sign and
assembled the steps. knew him well by
sight; he was Mr.. Albert Sanford, one
of the most respected citizens of the
town, and we'll provided with the goods
which moth and rust do corrupt.
He was moreover the father Of a be-
witching daughter named Fannie, whose
seraphic eyes and rosebud mouth had
been the principal objects of my wor-
ship every Sunday at church. He en-
tered the room and / arose to receive
him.
"This," he said, sis Mr.. Abingdon. l
SUPPOSED"
Eyes, sir" l answered; "at your serv-
ice. Sit down, sir"
| waited in silence for him to con-
tinue, which he presently did.
There is" said he, "a man in this
town who owes me $s400. don't think
| shall ever be able to get it, though he
is abundantly able to pay it. Now, if
you can get the money you are welcome
to one-fourth. Will yon take the caseT
Certainly" | answered, my heart
leaping at the bare possibility of grasp
ing 800.
AS this has little to do with my story,
let it be ut once known that | secured
payment of the debt and in due time be-
came the happy possessor of the afore-
said one-fourth.
During the progress of the case l be-
came quite friendly with my client, and
he promised to give me what further le-
gal business he might have. More than
this, he invited me to visit his house,
which |, with my secret admiration for
the beautiful Fannie. lost no time in do
ing. .1.Gr4-
To hasten toward my crisis, let me
tell you that in three weeks l was mad
ly in love with Miss Sandford.
1t did not take me long to discover
that MIR. Sandford looked upon my de-
votion to his daughter without disfavor,
But Ihad one antagonist-her mother;
and Mrs. Sandford was a foe not to be
despised.
In this ~predicament l went to Henry
Burton, my tried friend, and her music
teacher.
"Well, Jack" said he, after a long 81
lence. Il see only II thing to be DONE"
"Name it, my boy" replied, land
I'll do it."
.The old mar likes you, you sayY
"Ol, beyond a doubt; | car count on
him; but he has no authority"
"Then," said Harry, with a look of
deep cunning, 1--WE must furnish him
with it."
Howl" l inquired.
"Show him that Mrs. s. is ruling him;
make him do something to acquire con-
troll. When he has once established
that he can arrange your marriage to
suit himself"
That very night l began with my cum
ming work. l told Mr.. Sanford that
his wife was a noble woman, but she was
too fond of having her own way.
knew from the way he looked during
the evening that he was rejecting upon
my words. The next evening l was
there again. He came to me and said:
''I've been thinking about what you
said. 1 opposed my wife in one OF two
small matters; but, my dear boy, she
nearly took my head off. | shouldn't
dare do it again"
"Ah," said |, "but you must, and that
so decidedly that she will be convinced
that you are in earnest. Do that once
and you will never have any trouble
again"
"But how am | to do it?"