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Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-12
THE COLORADO.

1t Has Beaten Its Average Height.
The Yuma Sentinel says: The river
gauges "a feet 8 inches today, having
fallen IA inches during the week. 1t is
4 feet inches higher than the average
for the past five years. Last Sunday it
reached the highest point for the year,
rs feet 5 inches. 1t has carried more
water past Yuma thus far during this
season than in any year since the record
has been kept, having been from 2 to
Az feet higher than the general average
and 8 feet inches higher than at this
date last year.
The high water which covers the
country on both sides of the river below
Yuma was within one inch as high last
Sunday as it was at any time during the
food OF '91. What effect this great body
of water extending for miles in every
direction will have on the Salton sea re-
mains to be seen, as it takes several
months for the water to reach that
point, as it has to cross the desert for
300 miles.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-12
REDoNDO BEACH.
Shipping Notes-News and Social Ma
t9rs-ArrivaIa

Shipping NOtes-News and Social Mat
ters-Arrivals.
REDoNDo BEACH, July 1.-THE steam
ship Corona arrived in port at 2 O'Clock
this morning, discharging for Redondo
SO tons of merchandise and forty pas
sengers, and cleared for San Diego at
6 a. m.
The tug Pelican, with lighter in tow,
makes another trip in the morning for
Malaga ranch, with full cargo of lum-
ber and supplies.
Gratz Brown, Eq. son OF the late B.
Grstz Brown of Missouri, with friends,
are at the Redondo, guests OF Lieutenant
and Mrs. Charles Collins.
The convention of Foresters held at
Los Angeles on the 8th inst. decided to
make Redondo Beach the rendezvous of
the many lodges in Southern California
for their annual festival and fete, which
will occur August 10th and 21st.
Passenger Agent Shaw of the Santa
Fe was looking over the situation at Re-
dondo today.
Among the arrivals at the Redondo
this morning were. j. r. Cogswell, In
dependence, Mo. Chas. w. Chapman,
San Francisco; Mr.. and Mrs. w. HI.
Osear, John II. f. Peck, I'll. B. Baldwin, ;,
Los Angeles.
Latest arrivals at the Ocean View
house are: N. G. Young, Mrs. Young,
Santa Barbara; A. G. Heiss, j. S. Bald
win, Pasadena; Rev. Stephen Borcany.
Paris, France; Mrs. Stephenson, Cuca-
monga; John Millinger, w. Smith, T.
III. Zuglsr, Mrs. J. H. Hogan, Mrs. Ida
Ward, James H. Pedgrip, Hugh Thomp-
son. J. Bromite, @. R. Prouty, E. w.
Payne, John Wood, Los Angeles.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-12
NOTICE OF FORECLOSURE SALE.

7NYLEE w LA FETRA, PLAINTIFF, VS..
Il Nellie III. Gleason, r. G. Howes, Hellman,
J. Marion Brooks, Charles Ingler. the Los An,
geles National Bank, the California Loan and
Trust Company, defendants.
SheriFs sale No. 1S635
Order of sale and decree of foreclosure and
sale.
Under and by virtue Of an order of sale and
decree offoreelosure and sale, issued out of the
superior court of the county of Los Angeles
of the State of California, on the 29th Cay OF
June, AID. 1892, in the above entitled action,
wherein Tylee w. La Fetra, the above-named
plaintiff, obtained Judgment and decree of
ct al, defendants, on the 18th day OF June,
A. D.. 1892, for the sum of sixty-eight hun
dred lninety-four and 5-100 dollars, gold coin,
which said decree was, on the 18th day of June,
ADJ 1892. recorded in Judgment book
Ss ct sd 10 c0ug ss at M Ss ags 1t.n 81 iof
ing in the city and county of Los Angeles,
state Of California, ana bounded and described
as follows:
Commencing at point on the southerly line
of Temple street forty eight and ten-twelfths
e48 ] 10-l2) feet westerly from the intersection
OF Hill and Temple streets, being the north
Joseph Howe ct al. and now owned by o Nor
gan; Running thence westerly along the southn
ern line of Temple street forty t4O) feet to
point; thence s0utherly along the easterly line
of lot of land now owned by the grantee hele-
in to an alley mentioned and described in a
deed recorded in book 78, page q. OF recosds
along the northerly line of said alley to said
lot OF land of o. Morgan: thence along the
westerly line of said land of o. Morgan to Tenn
Pile street at the place of beginning, togsther
with nll the appurtenances thereunto belong
ing and also all the right, title and interest in
and to the said alley In rear OF above described
property.
lot of land allotted and pertitoned to the
grantors herein by certain deed OF partition
dated the 18th of December, 1884, which deed
is recorded In book 1877 of deeds, page. 313 OF
records of Los Angeles county, to which deed
and the records thereof reference is hereby
made for further description.
Together with all and singular the tere-
ments, hereditaments and appurtenances
thereunto belonging or In anywiss appertain-
ing
nesday, the Sd day of August, Nd. 1892, at
10 O'Clock m. of that day, in front OF the court
house door OF the County of Los Angeles, Bro d.
way entrauee l will, in obedience to said order
of sale ana decree of foreclosure and sale,
sell the above described property, OF SO much
thereof as may be necessary to satisfy said
judgment, with interest and COSTS etc, to the
highest and best bidder, for cash. gold coin.
Dated this 11th day Of July. 1892.
e. d. GIBSON,
Sheriff Of Los Angeles County.
ByF g. HANNoN. Deputy Sheriff.
| sc, Hubbell, attorney for plaintif, 7-12 tuat
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DIVIDEND NOTICE.

MAIN STREET SAVINGS BANK AVID TRUST Co.
No 426 South Main Street.
EoR THE HALE YEAR ENDING JUNE 80,
~ 1892, dividend No. has been declared by
the directors of this bank, at the rate of per
cent per aunum on ordinary deposits, payable
on and after Monday, July II, 1892.
FRANK W. DEVAN
+, secretary and Cashier of the Main street Saw
ings Bank and Trust Company. ~ I'm
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-12
STOCKHOLDERS MEETING

T>HE ANNUAL MEETING OF THE STOCK
Il holders oHthe Germain Fruit Company will
be held at the Office OF the company 500 North
Los Angeles street. on Saturday, July l6, 1892,
al ?. M, for the election of officers, and what
ever other business may come before.the meets
ing. +, u. WHITE Seeretarv
Los Angeles Cal June 27, 1892.
jul-7S-9-1l-13.l5
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-12
HALLS tANTisEpTIc, CREAM sALvE,

For family use, is rapidly gaining ascend
ency over all others For burns and scalds
it is the most soothing in the world. Try
it and be assured.
CoLUsA, CAL, Sept IL, 1889.
HALL MFG. Co.: Gentlemen, II can
heartily recommend your Antiseptic Cream
Salve to all persons suffering from sore Of
any kind of long standing, as have had oc-
easion to test its merits. For two and one
half years have had sore on my leg, caused
by erysipelas, and at times the itching and
burning were almost unbearable. After
trying medicines prescribed by physicians
and remedies suggested by friends, receiv-
ing no relief until tried bottle of Halls
Antiseptic Cream Salve, which found to
work like magic, because it gave immedi-
ate relief to the itching and burning sensa-
ton, and after all these years of suffering, /
feel that have found medicine that should
find its way into every household.
Respectfully, ]. D. ROGER.
For sale at
III BUEHLER e. CO., PHARMACISTS,
247E First st.. Los Angeles. Price, SOC. and 81.
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KELLEY !. .as'!.'.s' ..!..' '..''
Liquor, Opium and Tobacco
Diseases and Neurasthenia
Permanently Cured.

The only branch IN California Of the
worsd-renowned Keeley Institute Of
Dwight, ILL.,, is located at Los Gatos,
Santa Clara county, IS Miles South Of
San Francisco. This treatment has
been tested by time and has a triumph
ant record of more than Fifty Thousand
patients treated and PERMANENTLY
cured. 1T is NOT A SOBERINC-
UP PROCESS, BUT EFFECTS IN
EVERY CASE A PERMANENT
CURE without harm or pain to the
patient. Write to
KELLEY INSTITUTE,
6-21,m Los Gatos, Cal.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-12
MANICURING,
CRIMPING,
SHAMPOOING
SINGEING,
''lss4aP.n' s4 4as WONDER HAIR PARLORS
219 South Spring street.
NOTICE OF FORECLOSURE SALE.
21s South Spring street.

VXTILLIAM WHARTENBY, MAY WHAR-
w tenby and Emma G. Harris, plaintiffs, vs.
J. NJ. Thomas. John Doe and Richard Roe, de-
PENDANTS
sheriff's sale No! 1e ,9O5.
Order of sale and decree of foreclosure and
sale.
Under and by virtue of an order of sale and
decree of foreclosure and sale. issued out of the
Of the State of California, on the 2lst day Of
June, A. d. 1899, in the above entitled action
wherein william y hartenby ct al: the above
decree decree Of foreclosure uN and sale i against J.
Thomas ct al defendants, on the 18th day of
June, D. 1892, for the sum of two thousand
fve hundreds fifty and 81 90 dollars, gold coin,
which said decree was, on the 18th day of Jnne,
A. D. 1892, recorded in Judgment book 81 of
said court, at. page l24, / am commanded
to sell all those certain lots, pieces, or
said county of Los Angel s, State OF Califor-
MIA, and bounded andidescribed as follows:
block Rens ~ Gos
the city and county of los Al geles aforesaid, /,
as per map thereof recorded II the Office of the
county recorder OF said county In BOOK I, page page
map and the record thereof reference is hereby
expressly made for a full and perfect descripr
ton of said lands and premises.
Together with all and singular the tenements
hereditaments and appurtenances thereunto
belonging or in anywise appertaining.
pgb ReS S is heFebg f ye that On
O'Clock NJ of that day, in front of the court
house door of the county of Los Angeles, Broad
way entrance, will, in obedience to said order
of sale and decree of foreclosure and sale,
sell the above described property, or so
much thereofias may be necessary to satisfy
said judgment, with Interest and COSTS, etc, to
the highest and best bidder for cash, gold coin.
Dated this 11th,day of July, ] 892
Il. d. GIBSON,
Sheriff of Los Angeles County.
ByF. G. HANNoN, Deputy Sheriff.
Wilson e. Lamme. attorneys for plaintiffs.
Z-Ia tues At
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-12

For the Best Groceries
Go to II. A. Winslow, the old established Red
Store, Third street, Santa Monica. The most
complete assortment of groceries, etc. Best
goods; reasonable prices.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-12

Crystal plunge, Santa Monica, the only plunge
south of San Francisco, now ops for the sea-
son. Pure ocean water flowing in and out con-
stantly. g. w. Kintz, proprietor.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-12

We have a speedy and positive cure for
catarrh diphtheria, canker mouth and head
ache In 6HILOH'S CATARRH REMEDY. a
nasal Injector free with each bottle. Use 1t If
Won desire heslth and sweet breath. Price Doc
Sold whoiesale by Haas, Baruch & Co.. and all
retail druggists.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-12
NOTICE OF CONSOLIDATION.

NIOTCE rs HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE
IN Santa Fe and Santa, Monica Raj way COM
pany. the San BernaEiino and Eastern Railway
company and the Southern California Railway
co Dpany did consolidate on june z7tn, 1S92s
in accordance with the provisions Of sections
47SSof the civil code. of this state, under the
name and style 'Southern California Railway
company," with headquarters in the city OF
Los Angeles. A. MARVEL
Attest: President.
FRANK II. PAFTEE, Assistant Secretary,
Los Angeles, Cal, June 3d. 1892
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-12
Notice to the Publio..

Santa Monica. When visiting the famous
resort be sure and enjoy the luxuries Of bath
in the Crystal plunge.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-12

Hot commercial lunch daily at The Ex-
change, 12S south Spring street. Mussel Juice.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-12
Tor tho Ras@

An exquisite article for the toilet: Winter
lila,
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-12

Notice to the Publio..
We hereby announce to our customers and
the public generally that we have sold our d e.
ing and cleaning establishment to Mr.. Fl. Mar
teen. Thanking them for past favors, we are
respectfully, BOURSIER &, DE5TE,
800 w. Second st,
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-12
DOCTOR
WHITES
DIsPEESARY..
NO. 7119'
e asst First St.,.
Los Angeles.

Permanent Cures Guaranteed. DR.. White,
Is the oldest, only reliable and most suc--
cessful Private,: Nervous and Chronic Dis
fake. No swinaliug patent medicines for sale
Special diseases'promn tly cured. Syphilis; Com
OrrhGa Gleet Ssrfctuse, Seminal Weakness, lni--
potency, Varicooele, Nervous Debility Sexual
Indifference of both sexes, Bladder, Kidney,
skin and Blood diseases quickly and perma-
nently cured.
taking treatment.
DR.. Whites Dispensary, 116 East First
street Rooms IL. 13, Il, IS.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-12

J. ] BUEHLER & CO., PHARMACISTS,
247 E. First st.. Los Angeles. Price, SOC. and 81.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-04-12

and stately in his bearing, and very
rapid, industrious, clear-hcaded, and
sensible in the despatch of business.
You see ut a glance that he is not only
n man of fine culture but of high breed
ing, and the tone and bias of his mind
is obviously that of a simple loyal gem
tlcman with delicate sense of honor
only too rare in men of affairs He
usually speaks in monosyllables, and
though chivalrouG and courteous he al
ways seems shy in the presence of clev-
Ell women of the world. This is strange,
because his wife, to whom he was mar
ricd when he came of age, and in whose
society he has spent all his life that has
not been given to his profession or to
the state, is herself n remarkably bright
and clever woman. Nine. Carnot has
revived the social amenities of the Ely
see, but she has done so with grace
and elegance that invest her receptions
with peculiar but subtle charm. She
has carried from her home to her pal
ace the exquisite atmosphere of refined
luxury which no wealth can create,
which, indeed, wealth posons and pol,
lutes if it be divorced from delicate cul-
ture, great intelligence, and, as Mat
thew Arnold would have said, 'high
distinction of soul.'' OF NJ. Carnot's be,
havior in the recent ministerial crisis it
is not necessary to say much here
Though entirely devoid of vanity, or
self-conceit, or illusions as to his posi-
ton, he is logged and tenacious in
clinging to his ideas of duty He is n
rigid constitutionalist, and so long as he
is president he will not permit the re-
public to drift hopclcssly into the macl-
StrOm of faction
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English Law Costs.

Just how expensive Il luxury the law
can be upon occasion is illustrated by q
recent case in London where the costs
were seventeen times as large as the
sum originally in dispute. a Mrs
Large refused to pay rent for house
on the ground that it was in such an nm
sanitary condition that her husband in
hailed sewer gas there and died in consc-
qucnce. An action was brought against
her, and, for some reason which docs
not appear, she failed to defend it,
Judgment was given against her for the
s41, and the costs amounted to G7OO.
Mr.. Justice Grantham went so far as to
declare that it was lone of the most
scandalous things he chad ever heard
Of" adding that the moment fund
was III court it seemed to be treated
like cow--a thing to be MIXED"
The judges indignation, however, did
not help Mrs. Large, rs she had prac-
tically put herself out of court by not
defending the action.
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RAILROADS
N s s. :: vs. RorioIksWesternR
s0hEfb16JGIEE N KFFEcr DECEMBng g. 1sg,

sCHEDULE IN REJECT DECEMBER 6, 1891.
wEsTsoUaD, LEAVE ROANOKE DAILY.
9:2o y. m. for kad,ord, Pulaski, Bristol; also foz
B!ucheld, POcahontns, Elkhorn, Clinch Val.
ley. Division and Louisville via Norton.
pullman slccpcrs TO Memphis and Now Or
lcsne and to Louisville via Norton.
lHN n. III. for Radtordund intermediate stations.
No connection beyond
"1o p. N. for Radford, pulnski, Bristol Con-
necls ut kadfOrd for Dluoiled and Poea.
nnontas. Pullman slccpcrs to Memphis via
Chattanooga.
NORTH AND EAsrBoUND, LEAVE ROANOKE DAILY.
o'oV .. IN. for Petersburg and Richmond. No
a., connections for Norfolk.
Asoy Y. m: lot Hagerstown. Pullman Shoppers to
90 new York via Harrisburg and Philadelphia,
LAD p. M deily for Richmond and Norfolk Pull.
~. man parlor car to Norfolk.
o.U v p. III. Tor Lynchburg; no connection beyond.
'" =. m. Tor Shenandoah and intermediate
l1:lo p. m. for Richmond and Norfolk. Pullman
sleeper 10 Norfolk and Lynchburg to Rich
11:15p. m: for Hagcrstown. Pullman slecpcrs to
washington via Shenandoah Junction and to
MeW YORK via Harrisburg. Also sleeper to
Washington via. Shenandoah Junction.
Dur TAIL Ds1vaislon-Lcavo Lynchburg $40 a. M
aaiiy, 7uO a, III. (Mondny Wednesday and
friday, and 200 p. IN. daily for South Boston
aud Durham.
Winston-Salcm Divlsion-Lcave Roanoke 7:9O n
m. Except Sunday for Rocky Mount Mar
tinsvillo and Winston Salem Arrive Roa-
noko 7:30 p. IN. Except Sunday,
Office or to w. b. fIiSViII.
General Passenger Agent, Roanoke, Va.
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]. INSTALLMENT STOCK. - Mem
bership fec, 81 per share, which carries
the stock the first month, after that the
monthly dues are 60 cents per share.
Q. PAID UP INTEREST HEARING
STOCK.-S5Oper share (par value, 5000,
yielding a dividend, payable semi-an.
nually, January 1, and July l, of per
cent. per annum on the $50 paid in, which
is duly romitted by check to the share
holder.
s. The stock is expected to mature in
seven years from date of each series re.
spectively, the same being issued
monthly.
4. There is no investment anywhere
safer or more profitable than it's stock.
With the assets OF the Association In
vested in first mortgages on improved
town real estate, duly insured for the
benefit of the Association, on a basis
not exceeding so per cent. of it's value,
as ascertained by appraisers who are
themselves stockholders of the Associ.
alton, while the debt OF the member
borrowing is being curtailed every
month OF it's existence, it is difficult to
conceive of a safer Investment than it's
stock affords to the prudent investor.
Apply at Home Office, ITO Jefferson
street, or to
JAMES r. TERRY, or to SIMMONS,
CARPENTER & TINSLEY, Roanoke.
va. apr19-1y
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THE MAN OF THE HOUR.
M. Sadi- Carnot, President Of tho
French Republic.
Pen Picture OF n Successful Statesman
True to Republican Principles Under
Trying Circumstanccs-IIis Popu-
larity In Paris.

NJ Sadi-Carnot became president on
the Sd of December, 1887. He was the
only prominent man in the congress
who seemed utterly indifferent to the
balloting. 1t is doubtful if he had tho
least idea he would be chosen. At all
events, he forgot to telegraph the fact
to his wife, who, had she not been ac-
cidcntally informed of what had hap
pened by n friend, has said that she
would have been terrified out of her
wits had she without warning seen her
husband arrive at her door in the after
noon surrounded by troop of cavalry.
President Carnot was born ut Limoges
in 1897. AS boy he developed an ex-
traordinary taste for mathematical
science and his father sent him to study
engineering at the school OF mines. His
career there was brilliant one, and he
left laden with honors. He was state
engineer ut Annccy when the war
broke out in 1870. The provisional gov.
eminent sent him to organize the de-
tense of Normandy against the Ger
mans, and his solid services there pro-
cured for him the Office of project of
the Seine Infcrieurc, which he held
till peace was proclaimed. The Cote
dor returned him as deputy to the as
scmbly, where he joined the party of
the left center. From that party no
drifted to the opportunists, and in 1887
he was one of the republican 'inde-
pendents." He was minister of works in
NJ. Ferry's administration and of finance
in the governments of NM. Brisson
and Dc Freycinet. Then he became
president; and by tact and suavity and
sterling good sense rallied the common
sense of France to the side of the third
republic, wearing out all antagonism
by serene patience and rigid adherence
to constitutional duty M. Carnot
rouscs no enthusiasm, but he inspires
confidence and respect. lie is the very
soul OF honor, utterly incapable of the
pettifogging intrigues, sclf-scelling am.
billions, or super-subtlc finesse which
ruined the regulations of the three
greatest living statesmen in the repub-
lican party. He is neither daunted nor
elated by power. He is now as he was
when in Il private station-a quiet,
grave, thoughtful man, neither seeking
nor cvading society, very taciturn, very
kindly and considerate, very dignifed
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WHY, NfIRIAM!"

spot on the lawn slope. AS she opened
her eyes the stranger leaned over and
tenderly said:
"Do you know me now?"
YES" she said, with great inclina-
ton to laugh, Historically. "You are
Mr.. Rutherford
why don't you say George, dear
est" he said impetuously. and then,
suddenly recollecting himself he said:
but perhaps 1 have not the right to
use such an cXpression?"
why didn't you answer my lettcrs?"
asked the little govcrness.
why didn't you answer mine?"
81 did. I wrote you twice, and-and
Thought you had forgotten me" with
sob which opened the way to good
cry.
\ They went into the breakfast room
arm in arm.
Hello" circulated Mr.. Harmony;
'how's this?"
Uncle" said Mr.. Rutherford,
you'll excuse me, won't you, if / rob
you of sweet little woman who prom,
Uses to take care of your children for.
you Yes, sir, Miss Burns and l are
going to get married If you will with
draw from the field. We were sweet
hearts long ago, and have just patched
up truce"
''Humphl" said Mr.. Harmony, as he
attacked the sugar-bowl for fresh
lump for his coffee.
II suppose enter very little into
your calculations whether consent or
not But I'll agree on one condition
lonly--that you live here and let Miss
miss Burns-look after the children.
Whey .n2ed her,@and what they need
i t,ssi
s:..sessss BEN NJ JOHNSON.
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He couaoth.

Belle-oh, say, have you heard that
May Savalle, who went us missionary
to the Sioux, is going to marry q chief?
Blanche--No! How did you hearp
Bellc-She told mo so herself and
showed INC her engagement ring. It
has the cutcst kind of quotation in
side it.
Enthusiastically What is the quo
tation?
Belle-"Lo, the bridegroom comcthl'
IN. y. Herald.
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OFFICERS:


PREsIDENT-GEN. FITzHUGH LEE,
ex-Goverpor of Virginia.
1sT VIcE-PREsIDENT - PEYTON T..
TERRY, President Roanoke Trust,
Loan and Safe Deposit Co.
3D. VICE PRESIDENTS. w. JAMESON,
Secretary and treasurer Roanoke
Trust, Loan and Safe Deposit Co.
SECRETARY-JOHN OFT, late Cashier
City Bank OF Richmond.
TREAsURER-J. @. DAVENPORT, Cash.
Ter Commercial National Bank, Roa
noke, Va.
GENERAL CoUNsEL--Hon. O. A. Mo
HUGH, Counsollor-at-Law, late Of
Charleston, S. G.
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Blanche-Rcpllyl What is the quo
Her rirs. Cake.

She measured out the butter with very SOL
chm air:
The milk and sugar also; and sho took the
greatest care
To count the eggs correctly and to add little
or oal'ing-powaer, which, you know, beginners
oft omit
Then she stirred it oil together and she baked
it full an hour;
But she never quite forgavc herself for leaving
out the flour.
e. l.. Sylvester. In Judge
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Beauty Is n Curse.

Little Nell-Mamma says the preach
er says beauty is n curse. What does
that mean?
Little Brother-That means if mems
and womens was all ugly there'd never
be any more fightin' and quarrelin'.
''Why wouldn't there?"
'"Cause nobody nd ever marry any,
body."-Good News.
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Ho WAS nomely. Too.

Fangle-It seems to me very strange
that Mrs. McJunllin should lcxeish so
much affection on that homely pug dog.
Cumso-Not at all. You ought to see
her husband.-Epoch.
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A. True Woman.

Jacli-IYhat is your idea of n true
woman?
Harry-One who will kiss her rival
on the way to keep an appointment
with man she has hired to toll the
bell at the hour of her rivals wedding.
N. Y. Herald
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a Good Reason.

"Why is it you eat so much bread
and butter when you're visiting and
none at home, Jimmie?"
"Cause home l know there's some
thing else coming. Visiting, DON'T
uarper's Young People.