The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-09-25

| you and I. my friead, do not want to have
stop at our door.
MODERN ALEXANDER.
| But 70 return to Alexander. For he is
/ certain to return TO US. His pecuhRrities
I are fascinating. HIS hat may dscorats the
/ plst of my bed, or may be lost for Two
4 hours, when is Will be discovered as q
/ decoration on the dining room table. He
/ has trouble with his fee5-I d mt know eK-
! actly what the trouble is, whether it comes
I from govt or lazlneSs, bat it al Tays appears
whoa he asked 70 do anything be
/ don't want 10. he enjoys cigar
keenly and intensely, but he expresses
unbounde1 dislike for "cigareets.n He
| disikes being shaved, aud there Is a
blush tone in his compile xion that some
/ people might object 70, but We don't IL
there is likelihood Of anything to eat. he
can make a fire out of what seems not ing !;
but, if there isn't. and only request for
hot va or Is male, ton OF coal and a cord
OF wood viu only make slow fire. He is
amenstle to persuasion. but not 70 force.
| Undoubtedly, he is a type, but be hasn't
realized this fact yet, and It is to be hoped
he WON'T, for when he does his value as
general utility man will ce sc. He will
then shave and probably wear a bang,
which will destroy all his charm.
POSSIBLY YOU ARE LAUGHING
and saying, what is Bah telling us all this
about movingW simply because I can't
help 1t. have just gole through it, and
IL Is the one subject on my mind, and can't
be ybody buJ myself It isn't a regular
newspaper letter you get every week. 1t is
chat with Bah. 1t is just what feel and
what think at the time; If it weren't, YOU
would not care for it. By-Jhe-by, do wish
people no write to me for autographs wou d
write their addresses plainly. This applies
partcu acly to very nice girl in st. Louis
she must be a nice girl she seems TO like me
so much-buS can't send her an autograph
unless l can make out her name. think
after she gets it her collection will be oom-
pete, for 1t is like Chlnese-it can be read
eny way, aud you can make it suit yourself
50 in pc Sc sing it one really has some
thing to poGdeT over.
SOME THINGS WE PONDER OVER,
There are a good many things to ponder
over in this world.
For number Of years I pondered over
one tacs-why can't people troll bsefsteak
instead Of frying it?
For number Of years 1 have pondered
over another fact-why is it so difficult 90
get a cup Of tea stepped rather than stewed
For number of years 1 have pondered
over aaother facJ-why 10 it easier to pare
potato than to boil 1t with it's jacket onl
For number of years | have pondered
over another tact-whY are plated knives
that womb cut anything but butter con-
cIdered more desirable than steel onesl
For number OF years l have pondsred
over another fact-Shy do SO many pe3-
pie find it so difficult to cook the simplest
things!
For a number of years l have pondered
over another fsct-And that is why is it
that So many people who have to make their
living through the energy Of tle tyDevrter
always hA e an Inclination to cookl What
is the e alton between the dancing keys and
bottles uud pans! Tnere Is a question for
s'me scientific man TO Answer for the be g.
liz Of BAR.