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Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-08-01
Baron Joseph A. Hubner, Diplomatist.

Baron Joseph Alexander Hubner, the WELL
known Austrian diplomatist. Is dead. Baron HUB
ner was born in 1911 in Vienna. He was appointed
Charge d'Afaires at Leipsic in 1874 and was shortly
afterward Consul General of Austria. During the
troubles of 184S Baron Hubner was intrusted with
the conduct of the Archduke Regner's correspond
ence the Viceroy OF Lombardy, and when the
populace got the upper hand he was detained at
Milan as hostage, but was soon exchanged In
1855 he signed the treaty OF Paris, having during
the Crimean war been Instrumental, 1t is supposed
In preventing his sovereign from taking part with
Russia and IN insurtng his neutrality. Baron Hub
ner was recalled from Paris in 1852 and after being
employed in several delicate diplomatic missions,
especially at Naples and Rome. he was recalled
from the latter city in August 1889 in order TO-
ter, as Minister Of Police the new Cabinet which
he was again placed at the head Of the Austrian
Embassy In Rome and In October. 1887, he was In
trusted with the conduct OF the NEGOTIATIONS with
Rome in reference to the repudlation Of the Con-
cordat He was soon afterward recalled.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-08-01

Vol. q. No. I7s Entered at PittsourE Poston,ce
November. 1857, as second-class matter
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-05-15
PERSONAL.

Mrs. PIKE of Dunsland, Ireland. has become
more or less celebrated by catching 35-pound
salmon with a 6-ounce trout rod.
MRS. WASAMAKER, wits OF the Postmaster
General, will spend part of the summer at
Carlsbad, after visiting her sons family In
Paris.
DURING his stay in Memphis, James whitcomb
Riley was entertained by the women's Club
and local paper says that the post played
the lion with rare grace"
REV. COKE SMITH D. D., of Nashville Tenn,
late professor in Vanderbilt University, has been
appointed by Bishop Keener pastor Of CRANKY
Street church. Norfolk. Va.
Gov. FIFER of Illinois is fond OF good cigar,
but to prevent his liking for tobacco from get
ting the upper hand of him he abstains from
the weed for one week in every four.
THEODORE THOMAS and bis orchestra wore the
star attractions OF musical festival given ia
Nashville last week; yet the lady manager Of
the enterprise is $1,000 out OF pocket.
GoUNoD, the composer, is an eccentric indi-
vidual, and will only work at his own time and
to order, 1t is said thar he has twelve unfin-
ished operas lying in his MS drawer
IT ia not generally known that, TO her other
talents, the versatile Sarah Bernhardt adds that
OF the journalist She is, when in Paris the
regular art critic OF Loading daily paper.
DAN RICE, who was circus man before Bar
mum, and had a longer and perhaps greater
fame as a clown than any man of the century
Is now in the real estate business in New YORK.
PRESIDENT HARRISON will have wire from
Minneapolis to the white house during the ma
tional convention, and it is thought that he will
know the result inside OF two minutes from the
time the nomination is made.
ABDuL-HAMED H., whose SERIOUS nervous ill.,
ness" isannounced by the Turkish grand vizisr
has been sultan for sixteen years. His brother,
Mourad v. whom he succeeded, regned only
three months, wnen he was dsposed on proofs
OF insanity.
EMIN PASTA, whose death is again announced
for about the fourth or fifth time-assumed
his present name in order that it might serve
as passport tn the Mahommedan world. His
right name is Edward Schnitzel. Enin means
the faithful one"
THERE will be reunion OF the Army of the
Potomac at Scranton. Pa, on June Is and IS.
The Rev. DR.. John r. Paxton, pastor of the
West Presbyterian church of New York, who
saw service ia the war. will be the orator, and
William H. McElroy will be the poet.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-05-15
BRIGHT BITS.

WHENEVER the devil can get a Christian to
believe that he is the only nice man in the neigh
borhood, he is well satisfied with his days work.
RAMS Horn.
II DON'T ike him. He's too fond of airing
But consider how moldy most of his knowl-
edge is. PUCK.
FLoRENcE-Is her husband a college gradu
ate?
Alice-Not exactly; but he lived in Boston
four years-Puck.
MoCoRKLE-why do you ask SIS, 900 for your
houser
McCrackle want to get $1,000 for
it.-Detroit Free Press.
ITS SUCH give-away for fellow to be re-
fused by girl, he said.
80. no. it isn't" she answered. "You aren't
accepted, you now.N-Astorid Times
CLERIcUs- So you told Joblots hell was like
a fiery furnace? What did he say:
Cynicus--Didnt care; said it would be out
more than half the time.-Neio York Herald.
PRoFEssoR-Under what circumstances does
money flow out Of the country?
Student-Why, when foreign nobleman
poon.
Wears wIFE-wilie Smith, how is it you do
not take Off your hat when you meet me?
Wilie-Well, mum, if l take off my hat to
you, what be l to do when meet { parson ?
Judy.
HE-Do you think your father is opposed to
our union?
she-I fear So Hs' Fold me when met YOU
that fhe had Helected you for my husband q.
Judge.
''THAT STYLISH looking gentleman was under
police supervision in his younger days"
NONSENSE. You must be joking.
Not a bit of it; his father was a constable ="
DorfbGroier
IRIsHMAN in gallery pointing to a lady In
box)-Sweetheart, me darIint phwats that?
She-Evening dress.
Irishman-Faix, and Oh thought ii was her
niRhtdress. Me Up.
BRUDDER 'RAsTUs- Gawdge said he saw suth-
in pretty neat in print tn other day.
Brudder Jones-Sho no! WhatI
Brudder 'Rastus-His best gal In a calico
dress.-JetcetlerS' Weekly.
CUMso las he aud his wife were leaving
church)-What refreshing sermon that was,
wasn't it?
Mrs. Cumso sharply)-I don't know. didn't
go to sleep.-Detrott Free Press.
HEvIwAYTE- thought of a very funny Joke
in my sleep last night, but when woke up
somehow it was as fiat as pancake.
Ltewayte-No wonder. l suppose you slept
on it-Kate Fields Washington.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-05-15
The Conductor Was Too Quick.


An amusing incident occurred the other day
on Fourth avenue car going up the Bowery.
says the New York Recorder. On the front of
the platform was mischievous looking youth
and q very dilapdated trunk. The conductor,
after collecting the boys fare, demanded fare
for the trunk also. which the boy promptly re-
fused to pay.
If you don't pay for that trunk and right
away, too, I'll throw 1t off the car" said the
conductor.
~ can't help what you do" the boy replied.
81 shan't pay you a cent for it"
After a wordy dispute. in which the boy per
sisted In his refusal to pay fer the trunk, the
conductor gave il kick whic lifted it into the
street. The car had gone about half a block
when sleepy looking German with very
rubicund face suddenly sprung from his seat
and gaLed wistfully back at the trunk, which
was fast becoming iudistinct in the distance. In
an instant his face became livid with rage, and
rushing 60 the rear platform he demanded OF
the conductor In words more forcible than ele-
CANT:
Vat you mean by putting mein trunk of the
car In dot way for?"
''If that was your trunk why didn't you pay
me for it; this car amt no free express wagon, )"
the conductor replied.
'Vey ter deyful didn't you ask me to pay for
it DEM You shust run back and get dot trunk
now or III preak your head
After a snort and bitter quarrel, in which the
German seemed about to annihilate his oppo-
neut, who was by far the smaller of the two
the conductor stopped the car and ran back
for the trunk. With an effort he ShouldeTed it,
and amid the jeers and laughter of the passen-
gers, and especially Of the small boy, who
trunk back on the platform from which he had
thrown it.
The German who was apparently perfectly
satisfied with the outcome Of the difficulty paid
his nickel for the trunk and again resumed his
seat, where he quietly continued his nap as If
nothing had happened to disturb him.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-05-15
HuShaby.

Margaret Douglas, in Harper's Young Poodle.
Hushaby. my baby. tits time that thou vert
sleeping
Thy mother holds thee to her breast,
And wooes thee gently to thy rest;
Then hush thy childish weeping
HushaSy, my darling, the brides long have
slumbered.
heard their mother softly sing
While safe they nestled meath Der wing,
And each wee bird she numbered.
Hushaby, my dear one. the kittIes, too, are
sleeping.
Their mother to them gently purred-
In pussy talk these words l heard:
Sleep, dears, while watch I'm keeping"
Hushaby, my loved one, the bossy COW is moo
ing;
Her little calf sleeps by her side,
And fears no i'll that may bet.de,
But happy dreams is wooing.
Hush. my baby darling, the pony low is neigh
ing;
Her little colt is dreaming, too,
or grassy fields all wet with dew,
Where happy colts are playing.
Hushaby, my baby, all these their nests are
taking;
So close thy little sleepy eyes,
And sleep until they all arise
To greet thee at thy waking.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-05-15
The Central Reorganized.

Unless something unexpected happens to
prevent the carrying out Of the present pro-
Rramme a new board of directors for the
Central Railroad and Banking Company
will be elected tomorrow. The members
of the board have been decided upon. Their
names are published elsewhere in this issue.
With the exception Of Mr.. Fairchild they
are men who are thoroughly identified with
the interests Of the state and will
do all that is possible TO be done TO
restore the Centraps credit and make it
prosperous property. Mr.. Fairchild is q
man Of such high standing in commercial
circles IN New York that his connection
with the board will help to strengthen the
CentraIs credit, and besides, he is In thor
ough sympathy with the purpose to manage
the road on business principles.
1t will be noticed that. with the ex-
ception of one or two boards, there
are fewer Savannahians on this board
than on any previous board Of Central
directors. although Savanuah's interest
and that of her dependencies are
greater than that Of all the rest of the state.
This is an assurance that the road is not to
be run for the benefit of Savannah to any
greater extent than is for the best interests
of the road. The Central is
Georgia institution, and the aim
will be to make it helpful
to the state in every legitimate way, The
fact is recognized that the road is depend
emit upon the state, and that in proportion
as the resources of the state are developed
the prosperity of the road will be Increased.
Mr.. Conner, who will be chosen president
of the new board, has the confidence Of the
public to a degree that insures the road
all the help the people of the state con give
it. He is not only we'll equipped for the
work Of restoring the road to which he has
been called, but he has undertaken it with a
determination to succeed. II the next
business season proves to be favorable
one it will not be long before the Cenrrai's
credit will be something like it was before
the road got into the hands of Wall street
spectators.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-05-15
The WORLDS Fair and Georgia.

The only southern states that are not max
ing much progress in the work of collect
ing money and preparing an exhibit for the
Columbian fair are Georgia, South Carolina
and Mississippi. In Georgia the governor,
assisted by a number of progressive and
public-spirited ladies and gentlemen. are
doing all they can to prepare an exhibit,
but they are not meeting with much sue
cess They are giving their time to this
work without pay or hope Of reward, being
inspired wholly by desire that it shall not
appear that the Empire state Of the south is
so lacking in enterprise as not to appreciate
the advantage which fair exhibit Of her
resources will be to her.
There are a number Of reasons why the
people do not take hold OF this matter as
justify the apathy with regard to it, which
has been apparent ever since the first effort
in behalf OF an exhibit was made. The
time In which an exhibit can be prepared is
short, and if something is not done soon
Georgians will have the modification of
knowing that they have no part in the
great exhibition.
The people Of Georgia may think now
that it is not a matter of much Importance
whether their state has part In the fair or
not, but they will think differently when
they visit the fair and hear people from
other sections Of the country ask why
Georgia has no exhibit. Homeseekers and
those looking for good investments will be
apt to give only passing thought to
state that fails to appreciate the benefits Of
the fair sufficiently to advertise her re-
sources. There is yet time for Georgia to
get together an exhibit that will be credit
able to her and show that she has unsur-
passed advantages Of soil and climate, and
that her farms, mills, mines. forests and
factories compare favorably with those of
the most prosperous states.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-05-15
Turner's Brilliant Canvass.

The canvass of Representative Turner for
the nomination for congress in the Eleventh
district is an exceptionally strong and
brilliant one. 1t has commanded admira-
ton in the district and attracted attention
outside of it.
Mr.. Turner's canvass Is being made
squarely upon the platform of the Demo-
cratic party. He has not attempted to win
favor by admitting that perhaps st
might be necessary to go outside of
that party for principles upon which to
administer the government. He has said to
the people plainly that the Ocala demands
are not democratic demands and that the
most important Of those demands are not
practicable. He has dealt fairly with the
people, telling them the plain truth even
when to avoid doing so would have inn
proved his chances for getting the nomin a.
ton.
Even if Mr. Turner fails to get the
nomination he will not be per-
mitted to remain in private life
for any length of time. He is
the kind of man the people need. They
know they can trust him, and they know
oASO Vho" no WYNN iobuSl no uoAenbeu Aoi
any place he seeks than mislead them.
Even those who refuse to support him are
compelled to admit that he is a very able
and sincere man, and that whatever public
interests are intrusted to him are in safe
hands.
Mr.. Turner has not stood still, intel
lectually, since he has been in congress.
He has advanced steadily, and now ranks
with the foremost public men. When
Georgia again seeks among Der favorise
sons for a senator, it is very prob.
able that her eyes will rest with favor upon
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-05-15
The Way to Fix Duelists.

An amusing story is told of the Marquis de
Mores, who recently was successful principal in
another duel-t is difficult to say how many he
has fought, says the Paris Fi9G. o. The narrator
of the story was dining at the Maison Doree
with a stock broker, a well-to-do-fellow, who
cuts a very presentable figure in Partisan life
While the couple were engaged with their fish
the Marquis de Mores ente ed. and favored the
stock broker with most affable bow, to which
the man Of money responded with an almost
contemptuous nod.
FLOW is it," asked his companion. in amaze
ment, that you dare affront such mantle
most inveterate fire-ester in Paris?"
-Ah, mon ami" replied the broker placidly,
six months ago should not have veutured to
do it. but now it is different. II the marquis
we're to challenge me, he knows that Should
post him on the bourse for the sum he owes me-
am quite safe until he pays me, which will be,
hope-poVer. C'est tout.'
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-05-15
Tha State Convention.

The politicians who are managing Sen
ator Hills interests in this state are now in
sisting that Georgia shall send to Chicago
an unrestricted delegation. But what do
/ they mean by an uninstruoted deleg Ationf
| From the best information obtainabls they
mean a delegation composed of men who
will support Senator Hill for the nominal
tion If be has a chance fo- 1t, and who, II he
has no chance, will follow his instructions.
The delegates TO the state convention who
do not favor Senator Hill, and who are not
disposed to permit him TO dictate the action
Of the Georgia delegation, should be on their
guard, therefore, against the specious argu-
meuts that will be made in behalf Of an
uninstructed delegation.
Some Of the shrewest politicians in the state
are working in the interest of Senator Hill.
They will be at the state convention and
will leave no means untried to carry their
point. Senator Colquitt has considered it
advisable to leave his senatorial duties for
a while in order to be present at the con-
vention. 1t is well known that he is a sup
porter Of Senator Hill. That he is we'll
Informed with respect to Senator Hills
plans there is every reason to believe, and
it can be safely stated that he will not make
them known outside of the few politicians
who are Senator Hills managers.
The convention will be asked by Senator
Hills friends to send an uninstructed dele
CATION composed of Hill men, but 1t will
not be told anything about Senator HIPS
plans. In other words, it will be asked to
delegat it's authority to Senator Hill-to
turn over the Georgia delegation to him
that be may do with it as he pleases. II is
hardly reasonable to suppose that the con-
vention Will grant such a request. IL is GER
tainly as we'll able to decide upon the course
the Georgia delegation should pursue as
Senator Hill, and perhaps much better.
II the convention does not think it ndvis-
able to give instructions it should see TO it
that the delegation is not composed of Hill
men. II independence Of action on the
part Of the delegation is desired then let the
delegation be composed OF men who are
known not to be committed to Senator Hill
and who will not submit to his dictation.
There is every reason TO believe that the
state convention will be controlled by those
who are opposed to Senator Hill, but If they
are not watchful they will lose all the bene-
fits which their advantage gives them.
Under the guise of an uninstructed delega-
ton the Hill men hope to get control of the
delegation. II they succeed. the anti-Hill
men will have only themselves to blame.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-05-15
Legal Advice at 5000 Word.

It is not often piece of legal advice costs
$500 word, but yet this recently happened in
this city, says the indianapolis Journal. Not
long ago Morris Butler, son OF John NJ.
Butler, who hat just arrived home from an
evening party at 2 O'Clock in the morning, heard
carriage drive up to the house, and. a moment
later, answered ring at the door bell young
man of handsome face and energetic manner
blurted out, without ceremony:
What stotes can cousins legally marry in s"
Il don't know said MIR. Butler, as soon as he
could recover from the effects of his visitor 5
bluntness, but will ask father
He went upstairs, and. after much knocking,
aroused his father.
Father" said he. what states can cousins
legally marry in?"
Kansas" was the single word in response,
between what sounded suspiciousy like shores.
Mr. Butler returned downstairs.
We'll, what does he say?" asked the visitor.
kansas" replied young Mr. Butler.
THANK you" The door was closed and the
visitor gone.
Nothing further was thought of the incident
until yesterdays mail brought Mr.. Butler
certified check for $500 for legal advice" from
his hitherto unknown client
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-05-15
a Nautical Driverman.

"Avast, there Whoa! Come about"
He was driver on Fourth avenue car, SAYS
the New York 1dUsrtiser, and he was endeavor-
ing to direct the pranksome steeds which drew
the same by hauling on the reins and shouting
these somewhat unusual phrases.
"You see. mate, he remarked confidently to
the lonely passenger upon the front platform,
"a boss is craft that amt used to, an his
runnin' gear is perplexin'"
What led you into becoming car driver?
Tired OF the seaf'
''Well, kinder. I've shipped f,rty-hve times
in ALL an on the last wye arter Twin six days
in an open boat on weevilly biscuits an water, l
settled that I'd earn my duff ashore for spell,
anyhow. So I signed papers to go as sailn'
master with boss car. The pays good. the
Wy yes amt long an' there amt no danger of
never seein' port again. II they'll Just wait I'll
show EN- can lail a boss as well as any lands
man as ever tried. Say. when we weather that
corner which do leave on, the Iarboard or
starboard liner
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-05-15


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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-05-15
INDEX TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

MxEr1Nes-Myrtle Division No. $50. B. of
L. E.
MILITARY ORpERs-Orders No. 81, Savannah
Volunteer Guards.
SPECIAL Nor1cEs-For Tybee and Warships
per Steamer Bellevue; Attention, Knights of
Pythias; AS to Bills Against Swedish Bark
Sundsvall Enjoying It. d. Altick's Sons; Paper
Carnival at Yonge's Hall May 10; AS to Crew of
British Bark Gler Timing. Etc, E. c. Pacetti;
The Old Reliable Savannah Steam Laundry; To
My Patrons, J ]. Sullivan; Victorious Beer,
George Meyer, Wholesale Dealer.
You WILL Nor 1--we LONG ENoUGH-Appel &
Schaul.
BUILDING LoTs AT ISLE OF HoPE-F. H,
Thomson.
THE HIGHEST PRICES PAID FoR HIDES, ETC
Ranaolph Kirkland.
RAILROAD SCVEDULE-South Bound Railroad
Company.
SoHE SPEcIALTIEs-At Miller's.
PINEAPPLE. TISSUES, ETC.-At Eckstein's.
WITH THE MERCURY-D. Hogan.
FANS, RIBBONS, ETc.-At Gutman's
How TO GET 1OOO0-The Chatham Real Es-
tate and Improvement Company.
SUMNER REsoRTs-Hotel Belmont. Asheville,
N c.: Sweet Water Park Hotel, Lithia
Springs. Ga.
IT WILL PAY YoU-M. Dryfus.
LAY IN Your DRY GooDs SuPPLIEs-C. Gray
G. Son.
His DUTY To THE PUBLIC-Dr. W. A. Cook.
IT'S AMAzING-Foye & Morrison.
LOOK OVER OUR SToCK-James Douglass.
ALL OVER THE SoUTR-Savannah Carriage
and Wagon Company.
GIGANTIC Dissolution SALE-A. R. Altmayer
& Co.
KEEP CooL-Collat's
SPRING SUITs-Falk Clothing Company
CHEAP COLUMN ADvERTIsEMENTs-Help
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent; For
Sale; Lost; Personal; Miscellaneous.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-05-15
She Was a Lady"

The London Spectator recently gave consid-
cradle editorial space to discussion Of the
question, what is . perfect LADY," and few
days ago an Irish lady" named Weldon raised
a great ado in the Westminster police court be-
cause her husband against whom she had
brought suit, called her a woman" rs it a
woman you call me in your onpolteness?
Woman, indeedl I'll let you know what am ~
she cried. "Och!" replied the husband, Its
myself knows you're q woman, for I'm married
to you-worse luck" "Your honor" said the
lady, Its thus he always traits me- A woman
is it ye call me?" (this to her husbandl and you
call yourself man perhapsy Your honor"
continued the lady, I've come all the way
from Dublin to have my roights from this man,
who has got 1900, and won't give me a ha'-
penny. And now he calls me woman, toor'
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-05-15
Fad Lost Their Mouthpieces.

Gen. Custer believed in having martial music
on all possible occasions, says the Chi
cago Tribune. He would have the baud
out at O'Clock in the morning and the last
thing In the evening. One day when regiment
had just come into camp Gen. Custer ordered
the band out. The men were tired, and re-
ported that they had lost the mouthpieces to
their Instruments. Every WELL" said the gen
eraI you may take pickaxes and shovels and
help repair the roads. You may ind the miss
ing mouthpieoes while you are working" 1t is
Unnecessary to state that the band played soon
after.