The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1892-10-16

the top crust of the pie. Now make 4
small opening IN top of thu pie SO that the
lava can ooZe out over surface while pie is
being kiln dried, and you have glazed
top and bottom TO it which, If decorated
with metallic colors in bright designs be-
fore baking. becomes highly ornamental
when framed or used as tiles in mantels
or ceilings. A prime pie glazed with ma
room juice and with embossed porcelain
figures in same, representing the discovery
of America by Columbus and framed in
fried CAKES, was very attractive feature
at the expo" here, celebrating the Tooth
anniversary of the first attempt to pave
Patton avenue.
/ A good wife, Mr.. Daggett, is not hard to
get, Judge. after reading few advertise
ments of same TO be found in a Chicago
matrimonial paper sent TO me in a sealed
envelope few days ago, from which L
copy:
No a0O,so1-Pette blonde only II years of age,
good musician aud good cook, well educated:
would make some man a good WIFE Will inherit
$4,000, but would not objec, to iarm life.
Here is very desirable wife for prune
farmer. With such wife, S48, 600 and a
prune farm of 8 is acres under cultivation,
one certainly ought to be free from care.
Love, / think-true love, earnest. honest
loye--with prunes, $3.50 and salt-rising
bread three times day, cannot be over
estimated.
Here is another:
No. 1925 North pakota-I know my ideal il
waiting for me somewhere. should this meet
his eye hope he Will write | widow of
Is. ieet inches. l36 pounds; brown hair,
sprinkied with gray; blue eyes, good looking,
tasty III dress, and now taking lessons the
melodeon.
Here is good chance for prune
farmer who never knew mothers love
and care 10 acquire wife and parental
love at the same time. This al. Is genu-
inc, and leads one to ask why woman
who should be looking around tor land
scape gardener to decorate her grave
should be paying out her shroud money
for a six-line advertisement to attract the
attention of some tOttering. two-legged
jabberwok with billygoat whiskers like
yourself.
Here is another:
No. SOC, 53i, Iudisna-I am considered a hand
some brunette maiden. well educated refined
and entertaining, aged AZ feet B inches, weight
us pounds, OF good family, tirst-class standing
socially, member OF the Methodist church, have
some means of my own. and would Ike To give
my hand in marriage to gent not over 81 or 81
who has no bad habits. no wife living, not over
2i0 weight when in good condition, Methodist
or willing TO become one and be married in
that church. man with auburn hair parted
on the right side preferred. such Il one who
would be willing to pitch In anu help me raise
a slght mortgage OF *2,o1o aud interest on the
old homestead, and hold my head VIXEN trouble
comes, would ind welcome shelter III these
willing arms.
-Four pages of these notices are in the
paper before me. but | give only the most
desirable Some OF the advertisers have
means-all the way from a sewing ma
chine or a mich COW up to $50, 900. Some
say they will marry any good, honorable
man except farmer; others bar the bar
Der and the barkeeper. Most of them insist
that there shall be no double life" bust
ness, and seem prejudiced against pretty
men. Some dropint poetry. like Silas
Wegg. One says she is fond of art, liter
AZURE, music, ice cream and corn in the
ear. Another says: "Forty-seven years
of age little widow four feet wide exper-
fence in all branches of housekeeping. etc.
widow four feet wide might strike the
prune farmer as a cunning little elf to hold
on ones knee of an evening when the
work was over and the tired prune cultur-
list had ceased from his pruning.
Possibly, however, in the absence of
punctuation we have misunderstood her,
and her experience is four feet wide. or she
may be four feet. with wide experience.
Another lady of Toronto, Canada, q feet
. inches, with no relatives. desires to cor
respond with the treasurer OF the national
committee; would be willing to nurse him
through a long III OF illness if welded 10
him: does not use tobacco In any form,
speaks French fluentiy and exclusively,
having come here recently via the Scandal.
She has all the chic and bonhomle of
France, it seems, and can still read hne
print.
She has also been fumigsted and would
make some man good wife.