Asheville daily citizen., 1892-03-26

BETWEEN THE PLAINTIFF AND DEFENDANT.
ing the divorce works and ever and
anon sticking fork in her decree to see
if il was done. Her husband said that
she was crazy, and tried to put her in IA
retreat She has him on the run, how
ever, as this goes to press.
According to the baroness, who is
tall. handsome woman, the baron used
to open the exercises of the day by re-
versing his cuffs and calculating to his
wife. ii wish had never married you!
| met man who was here as a wit
ness He said he resided here. |
And how does witnessing pay hereT
inquired.
avery WE'LL" he said; very well in
most cases. have comfortable home
here now, all made rs witness III di-
yorce cases. Sometimes | act as wit
ness and again as a juror. Formerly was
an actor. played the doom Ill an emo
tional play one year and returned to
Chicago very much broken in health.
applied to a physician, giving him my
card and telling him my symptoms. He
looked at me keenly, then he read my
card and said:
"'You have made mistake. The
place where they cure hams is farther
down the street.
"l have since that abandoned the stage
to its fate
| have decided that lack Of suitable
employment has much to do with these
divorces in high life. If the husband
had to saw wood or jerk an engine over
800 miles of mortgaged roadbed every
day and could come home tired and
hungry six days in the week instead OF
loading himself up with spirits and club
- scandal, ne would probably be able to
d put more money into stock and less into
y alimony.
;. 1t is the same on the other side of the
t house. 1t is no fresh discovery that
f. Satan's intelligence office supplies more
work for the unemployed than any other
place.
The life of the party to an action for
4. divorce here is indeed bleak one.
Plaintiff and defendant at Sioux Falls
= live at the same hotel because 1t is the
t best one. There they NOPE around
- waiting for their turn at court, and
glare at each other across their fruit
meringue. Different cases do not gel
j acquainted much with each other, each
regarding his or her case as exception
ally aggravated, while the others o
course are mere disgraceful cat and dog
IT fights.
/ did not see the Baron de Steurs, bu
- | saw his successor. Being baron, a
a Dakota man said yesterday, is not al
o ways the snap that it is regarded by tn
IL masses. The heart of baron may b
,rs at times cast down even as others are
an A cold hearthstone around which ar
RS clustered the slippers of another perso
no doubt chills the heart of baron JUS
as it would the heart Of one who is i
trade.
sometimes think that possibly hav
hurt the baron business in this countr
by light and fippant manner in r.
u. ferring to some of our struggling baron
but am sorry for it now. Barons VII
e mean W oo r'sh' "hi ai""'o INV -
hereafter warm rllenu' pa1roh al
. chaperon,
Miss McSwellan Woertz writes a lie
- - ..a, l., No,,, uo,,nsb;
z Ter from posCoiioe III No"
~ which cannot make out. She says:
DEAR SlR-Pardon stranger from thus a
dressing you, no doubt, as your time Is I
taxing nm and YOU hate, dare say, to be bu
. Sened with the cares of others people, bu
- am 90 situated that must write or talk
IA some one.
Nv life thus far has been q Perfick he'll Y
cannot understand it with the sun of prospt
ity shining on you pro and con, but with
n ~ II Ia no shimera. 1t Is real. Oh. have pray
IN die and be shet Of the whole business. b
providence seemed 10 have 1t in for me.
NV father married injudiciously and has
DlNG. vays hated me because am 80 little like hi
How can l resemble papa by request2 cs
- not resemble people on such short notice.
cannot resemble people while they wait.
Even IL could resemble pa would hesita
-rr He "a plain and chews hard tobacco. His 81
EEL, IL inst IA sordid "a Il can be. Once m
called ma Pessymist and pa bit his ear
He was sorry for II afterward, because VIII
In iail a kind hearted lady showed pa the d
tionary and he saw that he was too hasty.
Ilost INV mother last week. Grief and
chloride Of gold killed her. And 80 at the
- OF tWenty-nne years hh tho'hoI iOoo' y. ~