The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-05-15
Ehe dmhita 9ailu Eagle Sunday zornme gap 5, 1892

ana the young man started IN and lei
down on the third bar. 1t is really en-
conraging to find one young man in
Wichita who can not sing.
Arkansas City Traveller: The thistles
are taking Wichita Wichita is always in
trouble.
Newton Republican: Wichita has three
bi-chloride of gold Institutes, and yet this
is prohibition state.
Contributed: A little four year old on
North Topeka avenue, has been getting
his prayer and hobby horse talk mixed up,
He surprised his good. Presbyterian mother
the other day by mounting his hobby
horse and yelling: Get up, for Jesus
sake, amen"
Topeka Lance: "The Pirates of Pen
zance" Opera company of Wichita, fat
tered by their success at home, grew am
bilious for new worlds to conquer, so they
chartered Palace car and, on Wednesday
went down to Guthrie, o. T., to show the
settlers how Wichita people can sing. 1t
is said they enjoyed their experience very
much 1--WE have yet to hear from Guthrie),
and it is expected that they viii take TO
the road soon.
Rev. Savn has made his mark in De-
troit. The critical point in his career. he
says, came when he had to give lecture
on Napoleon. After he had finished, his
audience went wild over him, and gave
him an ovation.
Kansas City Journal: Colonel Murdoch
enjoys one marked advantage over his
competitors. He is the only man in the
race whose name is out of reach of the
punsters.
One of the oldest bachelars in town, this
week put diamond ring on the finger of
one of our oldest young ladies.
Kansas City Star: The Greenwood Coun-
ty Republican incines to the opinion that
the young crowd was sdetracked at
Hutchinson. Have Ewing Herbert or
Victor Murdoch any remarks to'make?
Henry MacLacblin of Pirates of Penzance
fame is in Chicago. He did not stop at
Wichita on his return from Oklahoma.
Salina Journal: A lady travelling sales
man-now that don't look right, but it
will have to go-who sells soap and halls
from Wichita. had things all her own way
in this section of the state for fortnight
pdSO SOtp Islo bcCH SOlN " Jul
tradesmen to clean even our politics.
Wichita sets an example. Amateurs at
both Empora and Junction City are play
the Pirates of Penzance.
Lyons Tribune: A Wichita citizen
named Dennis failed to secure an appoint
ment as policeman, for which he had ap-
piled, and now he laments the fates thai
gave him his name. Doubly named Dennis
is he
During one of the recent wind storm
the crucifix in the Catholic graveyard was
blown down and demolished.
Atchison Patriot: Nicholas Bird, a
Wichita lawyer, writes letter to Cover
nor Humphrey in which he walks all over
that distinguished gentleman. 1t seems
that Bird recently communicated with
Humphrey in regard to a crazy woman in
Sedgwick county, and received no reply.
This made the lawyer mad and he pro-
ceeded to walk. He also touches up Bill
Higgins.
The boys say that the most enjoyable
party ever given in Wichita took pla &c the
other evening this week.
Clay Center Times; 1t was queer idea
of some one that the state doctors and
state undertakes should meet in conven-
ton at Wichita on the same days.
Henriette is disguised. She says that
nearly all her friends have been running
her down to her face without knowing it.
Anthony Republican,: A new industry
making novelties out of corncobs-is the
outcome of a Wichita mans inventive ge-
MUS. The souvenirs of the McCulloch
birthday party are specimen of the work.
There seems to be utility in everything.
One of the most popular men in Wichita
says this: BE specially polite to very
homely woman, and you have made a
friend for life. A prettier woman will
think you are paying her no more atten-
ton than is due her,"
Kansas City Star: A Wichita girl who
weighs 2l0 pounds has been engaged three
times to a young society man of that
place who is clearly hating between his
affections and a prudent consideration for
the fluctuations in the provision mar
ket
There was an old tradition among the
Wichita Indians that a cyclone or tornado
NOolu hCNCi oOIlhO uCaA IAIO COHhhCdS u
the little and big Arkansas rivers.
Kansas City Journal: The Murdoch
boom has secured the services of the
Wichita special artist" and now hopes
to be able to cope successfully with D. 0.
McCray, statistician of the Smith boom.
A crowd of Wichita girls are very in
dignant at an old bachelor who dyes his
irEa ri oil THAR hands
when he shakes them.
Lyons Tribune: A letter from Okla
homa received at this office says: II
stayed last night with couple Of Wichita
men in a tent During the night one of
them was awakened by centipede crawl
ing across his face. He brushed it of, but
you may be sure that there was very little
sleeping done in the tent that night.
Contributed. 81 am a mother, and /
think not bad one, But l have made
this discovery. 4 pretty girl Of sixteen
has so much influence at home that il she
makes one kick, it is more efectual in
moving her father than If her mother had
begged and cried week.
Lawrence Record: Thistles are taking
Wichita Thistles are the sign manual of
a finished town. Dog fennel follows and
death follows dog fennel.
Four notes to Mother Grundy announce
the identity of Henriette. She is respect
lively said to be the wife of a north street
grocer, the wife Of banker. the wife Of d
railroad official, and the daughter OF a
loan broker.
Salina Journal: Wichita is "onto" the
eternal fitness of things more thoroughly
than any other town IN the world. Last
week when the undertakes Of the state
met there Mr.. Co fin delivered the address
If yveiconoe Or Graves in -oked the divine