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manner never seen off the bench, and never
necessary on it, the judge said
"Daniel Horan, do you know the nature
of an oath?"
"Do you name swearin?" asked the boy.
~ do"
Faith do. Shure no man could be
drivin mules on dump for two years and
not know all about swearin. Would yer
honor loike to hear me?"
mo, sir" said the judge angrily. "Dc
you know why men are brought in here
and sworn on the Bible"
"Bekase they can't help themsel's."
"Perhaps that; but do you know what a
lie is?"
do know what lies is?"
"Yes. Come. answer. Well, what are
ies?"
Things that amt thrue."
"And what will happen to you if you tell
lie?"
'tNothin, if it amt found out. If ! was
to lie to the boss about licken mule and
he found it out he might give me the grand
bounce"
At this juncture the audience laughed,
the judge raped and the officers shouted:
"Silence in the courtp
what is your religion% asked the judge
when he could get his breath.
81 believe I'm a Catholic" replied Dan.
lei Horan.
"Are you not sure?"
mo"
"Do you ever go to mass"
'sNo."
"Did you never see priests"
"Oh, yis."
"Ever speak to one?"
"No."
"Did priest ever speak to you"
Eyes"
"What did he say?"
"He said, Come here, you little raskil,
and hould my horse; and if you let him
get away III lick blazes out av your"
Remove the witnessp' shouted the
judge. HE is not fit to be sworn"
And Daniel Horan stepped down, with
his left eye shut and his tongue in his
cheek, and there was general feeling that
the case for the prosecution had not been
strengthened.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-04-27

The plan for the reunion of the five
republics of Central America into q
single confederation has been again re-
viyed.
MIR. Allard, of Lewis, Que, has dis
covered method of tempering red
copper and has sold his secret to rich
American.
Ex-senator William III. Evarts has not
been able to read for u year, and his
physician says that in time he will be
totally blind.
George Watson, a San Francisco
jeweler, was picked up in the streets of
New York billing drunk, with 81, 900
worth of jewelry on his person and 80
cents in his pocket.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-04-27
Runcoer O,Hrien Escanes.

UTICA, n. z, April 22.-Thomas
C'Brien, the king Of bunco steerers,
who was cxtraiitcd from England and
sentenced for tea years in Dannemora
prison for fleeing an Albany man
named Peck out of $4,000, escaped
from Keeper Buck, OF Dannemora, some
,ime Wednesday, and it is believed he
Is now on his way to Cuba where he will
ha safe
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-04-27
DON'T RELISH THE IDEA.


Captured Stockmen Must Be Taken to
johnson County for Hearing.
CHEYENNE, Wy, April 25.-Gover-
nor Barber has telegraphed the prose-
cutting attorney that the captive stock
men will be turned over to the civil
authorities. It is stated they will have
to be taken to johnson county before
they can get change of venue, though
they do not much relish the idea unless
they can get a guard of soldiers. The
prosecution will bend every effort to
prevent the defense from securing a
change of venue. Friends of the rust
lers are much emboldened by the turn
of events and declare they will yet have
revenge on the regulators.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-04-27
One of the Penalties.

The little boy picked himself out of the
puddle where his rude playmates had
thrown him. He wiped the mud from his
velvet trousers, his silk stockings and his
lace collar and Strengthened out his long
golden curls as well as their demoralized
and bedraggled condition would permit.
This" he said bitterly, 'is what comes
of being mammals little petr'- Chicago
Tribune
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-04-27
IreIand,s EEission a Succass.

ROME, April 25.-The editor of The
Moniteur de Rome is authority for the
statement that the mission to Rome of
Archbishop Ireland, of st. Paul, Mimi,
has been complete success. All the
questions upon which his mission had a
bearing have been decided in his favor.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-04-27
Good Advice.

"Be careful of your use of the article
my son." said a grammarian to his boy
''Tell a man he is the stuff and he loves
you. Tell him he is a stuff, and-welL he
may thrash you. New York Sun.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-04-27
TIE MANITOBA WINS,
Thirty Settlers In the st. Cloud District
Lose Their Tracts.

Lose Their Tracts.
WASHINGTON, April Is. = Secretary
Noble has rendered decision against
Michael Foley and Others, and in favor
of the Manitoba railway. The land is
in the St. Cloud district, and about
thirty tracts are involved. The settlers
located within the grant after the land
had been withdrawn from market.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-12-10
THE ATHLETIC GIRL.
Foot Ball Interests Her Today as Fancy
Work Once Did.

Foot Ball Interests Her Today as Fancy
Work Once Did.
From the Philadelphia Times.
Any one who has the old fogy notion that
girls frail, delicate creatures, enjoying only
needlework and crocheting and in dense ignor-
ance Of all manly sports, would wake up with a
start if they were to find themselves at any of
the intercollegiate games these days and see
the great number of women spectators who are
not only interested in foot ball because they
know some men on the eleven, but from a
genuine appreciation and knowledge of the
game.
Fierce partisans are these girls wearing the
colors OF their favorite team. and it seldom
happens that there is one present who has in
tow some unhappy escort who volunteers TO
tell her the rules Of the game and the good
points in the play. OF course such novices do
occasionally attend, but as a rule the girls know
as much about the play as any man present.
and are quick to applaud in their own enthu-
siastic feminine way a ''touch down. or q
''good punt
And what an amount of personal discomfort
they endure for the sake of the athletic fad
Hands grow cold and noses blue as the chill
winds sweep over the grand stand and cause
little uncomfor table shivers to run IN and
down ones spinal column, but they stay il out
and, even if they take severe colds, are Just az
anxious to attend the very next match. even
though they are still suffering from the effects
OF q former one.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-12-10
A CHINESE MAN.

He Ceases 20 re B.y when ma. Head
4 shaved.
From the New york Lsircr
What is the most important, event in the life
Of an Ascrican boy or ht;.o English DO, ?
Why. il Il when he taxes ~ Ia knickcrbockors
and goes into long trousers. - .; not FROM
that time he ceases 30 bC a h 10 tos merely,
and begins 10 take some o; the carus aud
duties Of grown-ap man
Perhap- he is given a lstchkcy At that TINA
Perhaps his father trusts hi'n to b. has sister Q
cscor, upon h,i!e railway jpnraoys rcrhaI.
he is allowed voice in deciding famil, quo--
tons Something q sturdy done O. marx the
change from little DO, hood into Young 4 a.
hood.
That is The way with little BOYS in thu Ia.t q
the world
Bai IN China " is Different What 40 vol
SUPPOSE - done tor boy vheu h. has rcachr
the age when he = trcd ~! kit" hying aud Ilss-
Ing with Chinese toys. Mhs his h,4l l. shaved
and h. j. prepared - queue,
The celebration OF the event l. a very i'm
friends and relative are invited aud are 81
pecied TO give the boy very nice present N
money. The hov lin-, Il = elegantly dress.
In silk robes. and is urrfutnll - sweet A. f-s-h
spicc- can max, h!m. When all are assembled
ms .her makes a {rrch. the relative. present
him with She pUsse OF money. and then tho
Chinese prl"st shave the bows head Tor q
queue. And he = launched upon the world 40
a man. How different from The informal way
the American boys 80 forth into the world.
Isa't ii.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-12-10
THE SCARLET CLOAK.
Self-Sacrif1cing Women Who Aided the
Revolutionary Cause.
Eror ANA

SeE-Sacrifcing Women Who Aided the
Revolutionary Cause.
From the American Monthly Magazine
Inrevolutionary times, after the divine service,
special contributions were taken for the benefit
of the continental army. In New England large
quantities of valuable articles were thus col
lected. Not only money, but finger rings. ear
rings, watches and other jawelry, all kinds of
male attire, stockings, hats, coats, breeches,
shoes. produce and groceries of all kinds were
brought to the meeting house to give the SOL
diers Even the leaden weights were taken out
Of the window sashes, made into bullets and
brought to meeting.
On one occasion Madam Faith Trumbull rose
up In Lebanon meeting house in Connecticut.
when collection was being made for the army,
took from her shoulders a magnificent scarlet
cloak, which had been a present to her from
Count Rochambeau, the commander-in-chief
of the French allied army. and. advancing TO
the altar, gave it as her offering to the gallant
men who were fighting not only the British
army, but terrible want and suffering The
fine cloak was cut into narrow strips and used
as red trimmings for the uniforms Of the SOL
diers. The romantic impressiveness of Madam
Trumbulrs patriotic act kindled warm enthusi-
asm in the congregation and an enormous col
lection was taken, packed carefully and sent to
the army.
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4 CURATIVE MEASURE.
Stapbylococcus Aureus inherited Iaio O
Hog Comes out in Precipitation.

Staphylococrus Aureus Injected Into q
Hog Comes out ia Precipitation.
from tine Revue Scienti1que
Brunner. German sayant last wear songht
20 discover whether paihogenou. microbes
could be eliminated by the pcrsp ration. In hs
researches he met NJ first wi IA a great difficulty
that Of s;erilizing the skin in srch a manner
as to render certain that the microbes found in
the secretion have not been bred IN the sweat
glands.
The only way Of getting ril OF This difficulty
is 10 turn j. by injecting into an animal the
microbe of a maladv quite exceptional with it.
h ~ lual i IA IA sul gc'cl g. abundant sweat
ing by appropriate means. by pilocarpine foe
example. 20 which the powerful diaphoT,tio
quality i so well known. and search l. made in
49, pcrsri-a ION for the tnlcvobc with which it
was inoculated. Proceeding IN this fashion
Mr.. BiunGer injected into hog stayhy-
lococcus aureus. into = part ~ the bacillus
Of carbur,le. into a smoking pig the micrococ-
cIs Prod. si0sus. In adj ihr, .er the injected
microbe aa' found in the preparation Aadeyea
IN the saliva.
ThIs fact j. inrortGu; both in theory and in
practice. IL gives to SWEATING crises. both
. spontaneous and induced. a curative vaius
which can be logically defended aud IL explains
the danger 10 person who has prrspiret
ahundgnly IN reaasa~Sing has Precipitation foe
lack Of q change % linen. a rubJing. or at lea-t
OF Uool1n clothing capable % absorbing the
liquids sccrc;ed.
In this ease. in fac. the rerspiration has
been charged with al the nrrobos which can
exist On tie surface Of thu SKIN and has been
the cau'e Of the n .e-pbcs entering :he circula-
;ion by The rcahsor.ipu q the sweat. In this
way can ~ understood multiplied infection
by divers istA1Scaous micro-u r.anisrns. widely
spread IN ddst. those o. r,Uruleut matter, pnea-
mOHia, egysipo.as and Others.
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mnst give the impression Of simply oOn-n,.as


toiL
AFTnINfSF PARADOX.
Bu; IL Is not fair In speaking - this imf.or-
tan; subject Of getting ready Tor going oat-
10 ignore the fsircr sic q the population. 10
may sound like paradox 60 NV thata wonAn
begins her going out by being "a; home.
but IL IL true.
Are you going out this winter. my DEAR
says one lady 10 another.
YES. il the reply, Il am going to be %
home often"
She means wha; she saws u ,ou onlv under
stand her. b. saying she - gang b be AT
home she mean. that he l. guing Go give
many PARTIES. Mhen she invites von 60 .
party shc does no: send you card requesting
the pleasure Of YOUR company IN certain
evening. but issues a sort y military summons
IN Tie shape Of Iivce ~ pastcboard. witch
contains her name. followed By the words at
home such and srch an evening. 10 Noa a.
peci from that quic; home-iise evening 10
YOU so and ''briuS yolr knitting" ~ It wer,p
No. indeed. hoa PAT on ali vour recimental-.
the chw-hammcred coat. the patent loa'her
shoes. the white crRvaL no Yea look forwarl
TO quiet chat aud good cigar II yoa smoke
you vail be elected from the premises ana a.
FOR quiet chat how y shat possible in rooms
containing hundred poci o. ormore all talking
al once ~ the top % their lang
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-12-10
The Inner Moon of Mars.

, Prom tHe Sriar iir hul,Fir al.
PhoSos. sIe iuaer moon Of Mars. having .
diameter OF slog: eight u.licz l. of size easily
comparable with the earth anl objects upon
the el-th's surface. lis diameter and circum-
ference.
Let Il. suppose everything on the surface q
the earth 20 be rc7roducec On the surface q
lEob0s. ~ Iscn. trees. hips. tnoEutaius. rivers,
&e' al reduced IN sI.c rroporuouatelv. 10
would be oulv necessary 30 divide by 900 the
dimensions OF any earthly object ~ ascertain
It's dimensions a. nodded GA a phobau scale.
\ mac siN feet high would. on thi- scala,
stand OO92 inch Of our m.s>u-e on phobu.,
and looking doNa with our haaIan eyes TO fnl
hiIl We should nave Ia loos r. an oval ohiccs
about I. 22-.nch diameter la IN. Longest timru-
fions. - sc should only the head aLl
shoulders good n.nCui.Ning GLASS would 10
needed 10 dc.c.-iIar he real character Of the
mere .pocA that voU.d be yi.ble TO an un-
aided human eye AT a dls;ano- oi two three
fcut from The surface. on Shich u would bs
seen 10 crawl with laiail.iiy slow motion. A
81 . OF ihe size of ia Great Eastern sa.litg "a
The ph-.l-u ocean would he les than seven
aud a Ea.f ia-aes long. Nnale OF average
size reduced To oar lhlhisa -ga,u EOIld .
les ;haa iyc-eigh;h OF AZ inch long
/ Railway tram "f tea vesflbg4s cars with To-
comoti,e ald tender w"uid have a length q
&c y than SIX OF Car Inches and is bread IA
would be Represented by a liue less than 0.02 q
an zach m Thickness.
Aa clr a. river two miles IN breadth aud
100 feet deep would be rcp-czca'cd on Pholi.s
by stream a i.tle more than 10 % our fo~t
In breadth and IL inches ~ douth. Ict this
river be frozen over wlth shoes 81 ice four
phVbian fee; th4ck a;d the ice would be only
a ;hiek az sheet Of drawing lHYer.
sGuase o: 2-s Of our inches on on~h side
wOald represent Phobian acre 81 Lnl 4
United States postage stamp would cover .
space OF nearly three Phabian citv lots 4 city
like New YORK bait 20 the Ihobian z.alo won.i
have streets ranging from 4 10 - inches WIDE,
and thee would PASS between buildings IaE-s-
ing fron C 10 = inches in height
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-12-10
@ l t IN SOCIETY
The Man Who is Now Making ri,
Preparations.
HE GRAVES INVITATIONS.
The Only Triumphs In Life That He Cares
for Are Society rriumphs-He Goes Every
where IL He Has Invitations-The Paradox
as to Society Women.

WRITER FOR THE
STAR has been investi-
eating and finds tha;
Washington's four hun
dred is getting ready
for a brisk and exciting
winters campaign. The
grand general action
that terminates on Ash
Wednesday has not vet
begun. but some pretty
lively skirmishing. has
taken place all along
the line. But the four
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-12-10
PRESIDENTIAL FUN
Pastimes Enjoyed by Presidents From
Washington to Cleveland.
HUNTERS AND FISHERMEN.

Some of Them Have Been Fond of Sport
Hayes Had No Amusements-Gen. Grant
Drove Fast Horses Lincoln Loved
shakespeare-Johnson Drank Tyler Played
Poker and Jackson Smoked q Corncob-The
Early Presidents.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-12-10
what II Indians Were Judges.

From Texas Siftin-s.
Judge-"So you stole the watch?"
Prisonsr-''No, your honor, I amply discov-
cred it
Judge-"But it was the property of ar
other"
Piisoner-"6o Was America whom Columbus
discovered il Why don't yoa treat me a. Won
do him? Why do ron make fsh Of one aud
dogs meat OF tho othex?"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-12-10
COLI N BAN COINS.
Prospect That Counterfeits of Them
Will Be Circulated Next Year.
BOGUS COMING AS AN ART.
They Are Worth 80 Much That Coiners Can
AFFORD to Put Full Value of silver Into
Them-Souvenir Coins of Other Nations
How the Silver Pieces Are Minted-Rare
and Curious Coins.

HAT THE COLUM-
bian souvenir half dol
lars, minted for the
worlds fair, will be ex-
tensively counterfeited
is looked forward to as
an almost certain pros
pect by the United
States secret service.
These coins have an
actual intrinsic value of
only thirty cents each.
Accordingly, makers of
false money could very
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-12-10

One ship did actually mana &c 20 vrigylc into
he Alleged hsrbur of refuge-;h the first. las; and
oEiy Que that ever accomplished the seemingly
Impossible feat-and the contractor got his
money. bot fOund 10 convenient; to leave for
The lsEd Of wooden nuttnegs tha. same evening
70 -seaEe the righteous wrath Of the dictator.
Tbs wcrS. tholSA entirely Gnfit for tie pur-
pos intended. h rot altogether useless, as 1t
serves 10 b-csk somewhat the force OF the
tremen1Jn. waves tia; continually roll in from
NE northeast. thus greatly facilitating the
hndiag and disehsrging Of lighters at the
WHAT. long per has been carried ont for
DE- lesa presen; snv sort of craft from ap-
Proaekins a. An Englssh company holds q
contract with the Nenozasisa government TO
build breakwater Of solid cement three
quarters o. . mile long .iEciosiny an area %
si2ty scres-O- rather IL did hosl the contract
hsfore the recent overtu-ning l have not
ls~rned What the rev administration OF the vic
ssraeas rsvolutioaists viii do about il. Ii waz
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-12-10

ALL ING WORTH
ward from Maranhao
10 Venezuela. after sew
eral Gneventful days Of
water. water every
where" Won wake mp
n a sunshiay morning
TO find Yourself rolling
and tumbling about in
the most unaccOuntable
manner a. II in q Cape
Horn gale. though no
wind is blowing. and
Fastening on deck find
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-12-10

r. CLEVELAND Is
proba bly, the most
thoroughgoing sports
man that has ever oc-
cupied the presidential
Office. At the Same
time the methods of
hunting and fishing
which he prefers are
not such as are regarded
with the highest appro-
baton by experts in the
use Of the rod and gun.
He does not care to
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-12-10

The Welcome View of Mountains After n
Long Tour Among the Other Flat South
American Countries-The Appearance of
the City Of la Guayra-
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IN Y E \ E ZU E L A
Entering the Harbor Of Its Principal
Seaport.

y REFRESHING SIGHT.
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Iron TIE S.ar's Travelling Commissioner.
Ia GUAyRA. VENEZUELA. Nov. I.
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turned out every year in order to keep up the
supply.
Although called ''nickels." scent pieces con-
tain only 25 per cent of nickel. with rs per cent
OF copper. The blanks for them are made by
contract. like those for cents, costing the gov
eminent u cents each
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result. That 10 the way in which presidential
friendships usually end. President can
hardly venture to indulge an intimacy with
anybody, because IL he does SO the person ad-
mitted to confidence almost invariably demands
something which cannot be granted. In this
respect President of the United States is most
unfortunate. scarcely any tramp is so entirely
friendless as he. Those whose friendship is
most desirable shrink from approaching him,
lest their motives be nisconstrued, and he il
perpetually surrounded by a crowd Of political
and other sycophants. 1t is hardly possible
for him to have q real friend
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-12-10

He Ceases 60 re a 10, when ma. Head
l. shaved.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-12-11
UNIVERSITY NEWS.

Themain subject of interest at the SUI
the past week has been Phi Beta Kappa. Its
Appearance has long been expected but new
interest was aroused when it became gener-
ally known that ladies would be admitted.
This is the Oldest honorary fraternity in the
country. 1t enters only colleges of the first
rank. Hence the granting of q charter to the
University of Minnesota Is very gratifying,
since it is a recognition of the place our col
lege has taken in the country. The basis of
membership is scholarship and ability, de-
termined primarily by marks, though dis
crimination is exercised in order to grant the
honor to those really meriting it. The inltia-
ton of the new chapter will take place
Tuesday evening at President Northrops.
Members to be admitted from the time
of the first class graduated at the university.
The principle decided upon by the charter
bers Of the senior class, the highest in rank
All members OF ri Beta NJ, the honorary
society organized in 1887 for the purpose of
securing the charter of Phi Beta Kappa, will
be admitted. The members from the present
senior class are as follows: A. Q. Knudson,
A. Z. Huntington, b. G. Taylor. T. f. We'll
lace, II. l.. Hartley, A. F. Pratt G. Il. Young
Misses Elizabeth A. Peters ana Ruth Harris.
The number to be initiated on Tuesday night
is thirty-seven. The following officers were
elected at the last meeting: President, Pres
ident Northrop; vice presidents, Drs. Brooks
and MacLean; treasurer. Prof. Dodge; Sec
rotary, Prof. McDermott.
Monday evening the sophomores held
their party at the Holmes hotel. The affai<
was great success About eighty couples
were present and a very pleasant evening
was passed. The first two hours were spent
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(cuf these lists out for reference.
1t will save you time end money!

in conversation and in listening to a musical
programme by the orchestra and the sopho-
more quartette. An elegant supper was
then served and the rest of the evening de-
voted to dancing.
The senior class met yesterday noon. The
committee to ascertain the sentiment Of the
class in regard to the class commencement
day programme reported all but three or
four of the class In favor of a change A
petition will accordingly be presented TO the
regents asking for the desired change. A
! meeting will be held Thursday afternoon to
hear from the class day committee.
GIee and banjo clubs now supercede the
football team. They will give concert at
the First Congregational church Wednesday
evening. The glee club will not take trip
during the holidays, but will probably ar
range one in February or March.
The Campus Quartette gave a concert at
Wayzata Wednesday evening. They expect
to make an extended trip through Minnesota
| and Northern Iowa during the holidays.
The Students Christian association have
| been unable TO arrange time for meeting
| this term. No meetings will be held until
| after vacation.
The board Of regents have delegated DR..
I>folWell TO visit number OF library buildings
| IN the East during vacation to get the latest
| ideas tor our new library building.
Fraulein Schon has organized German
F! club to meet evenings. composed Of students
in her classes. The meetings are held the
I IlSL ullu ldoL i HutSudy VI cuCH mOulu. IHe
| club is preparing German play.
| The Sigma Chi anniversary banquet will be
held at the Holmes hotel Tuesday evening.
| The Psi US gave an informal dancing
| party at their chapter house Friday evening
! The organization of a university congress
has been commenced The lower house has
| speaker, f. W. Foote, chief clerk
| An attempt to reorganize the Arrapahoe
| Dancing club is being made.