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The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1892-10-29
A LITTLE
Even a College Education Will Not Give

Even a College Education Will Not Give
Some Creatures Common Sense.
MI. GillifOOdle believed he was a
farseeing man. He is the father of
a large family of boys and girls.
When most of his children were
small he foresaw that it would re-
quire a large amount of money to
put all of them through college, and
so he decided that the oldest Of them
should become a college graduate,
and that after his education was
completed he could then give the rest
of the family the benefit Of his SUI
perior knowledge and culture. Sew
eral of the boys had positions in the
common walks of life and the girls
were assisting in dressmaking and
the like.
The Friday was a great day at the
Gillifoodle home. On that day the
boy whom they had put through col
lege came back. 1t may as well be
stated that the rest of the family
were not highly pleased with the re
suit. They felt that the expenditure
of the money which they had all
worked hard to contribute had not
been wisely looked after. After Mr..
GillifoOdle, who drives a dray, had
finished eating a hearty supper he
went out on the front stOop, where
the college graduate was smoking a
cigarette.
"Well, l reckon you know a heap
said the father.
Eyes, par, I have acquired a con-
siderable fund of erudition," replied
the youth between the puffs of the
cigarette smoke.
"Para' said the father. us that
how it orter be? That's something
new, amt it,"
"Well, yes, it's new to you, but
there is much which I shall introduce
to the family with which you are I'M
acquainted. In fact it pains me to
know that your education and that
of my brothers and sisters has been
so painfully neglected. Ishould hes
itate to bring my college chums here.
l greatly fear that my vocabulary
will become contaminated through
associating with such uncouth
tongues" said the youth.
New to me, eh2" said the father
as the happy dream of years faded
from his eyes. eyes, I've already
seen lots that's new to me, my young
man. The smokin of them there
nasty cigarettes is new to me; the
wearin Of a eyeglass, cream colored
pants and red shoes II all new to
me. An mebby you NEAR ter inter
duce that there dude drawl an high
toned sneerin way O your'n inter the
family. But, my young teller, it
don't take yer unedicated ole dad
more'n a year ter see through a mill
stone at has a whole through it big.
germ a circus ring.
II sent you ter college ter git tel
be a sensible man, an here We come
back home a striped jackass, with
ribbins in yer tail an a dado round
yer ars Yes, indeed there's lots
about you ats new ter me. Ye're
all new ter me-in fact, so new
don't know yer a tall! Git out o
this before We Spite the rest O the
fambly!"
And the college graduate suddenly
found himself an Outcast in the wide,
cold world. After he had been gone
awhile the father said to the mother,
"Marthy, we orter thank the Lord
that we had only money enough ter
make jest one fool in the famblyF
Chicago Times.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1892-10-29
Couldn't Carry 1t Away.

Hugh Fay, the Irish entertainer
tells a good story of his adventure
with a consumptive friend at thu
Arkansas hot springs, Fay himself
was much emaciated, but his unfor
tunate companion in misery was 81
%attenuated that on receiving postof
fee order for twenty dollars and be
ing paid in silver dollars he had tt
give Fay half Of them to save hi
life, the task Of transporting then
all being quite out Of the question:
New York World.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1892-10-29
School Books and School Sup
plies at CaIkins n DibbleS' Great
Falls. :3o-tf
The C~ornucopia.

We visited the Cornucopia this week
and found everything active as usual.
Day and night shifts are driving on the
lead and at the $50 foot level they are
taking out ore. The ore is a gold=bear-
ing quartz, but is valuable for its silver
and is worth $50 to $500 per ton.
Mr.. Adams, the superintendent, is a
most agreeable gentleman. The Cor
nucopia is now paying expenses and it
in more hopeful than ever to become a
s.hnrn Of plenty" as its name implies. .
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1892-10-29
The Growth of. the Beard.

If youth began to shave at the age
of seventeen years and continued to
do so until he was seventy he would,
assuming that his hairmaintained the
average rate of growth. have removed
a length of nine yards. But had the
hair been allowed to grow the result
would have been different from what
might be inferred. The growth from
the roots would have continued, button
reaching a length of between eight,
cen and twenty-four inches the hair
would have become brittle. have
split and broken. The greatest length
of beard usual in our climate seldom
exceeds two feet. In hot climates.
owing to the moist state Of the skin,
the hair grows much more rapidly
and profusely than in cold or TEN
perate climates. In the east flowing
boards from three to four feet in
length are not unusual.-Brooklyn
EaOla
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1892-10-29
How About The First Visitation?

1t may be remarked, now that the ap-
proach Of the cholera is charged to the
Mckinley law, that when the cholera
came to the United States and swept the
country the Walker revenue tariff was
in force. Instead Of Il quarantine tokeep
the disease out of the country the presi-
dent announced Il day of tasting and
prayer that the restilence might cease,
and it did-when cold weather came
Indianapolis Journal.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1892-10-29
The Clerks Tall Hat in London.

To a Londoner who imagines he is
not one of the populace death would
be preferable to the disgrace Of being
seen in London town without a tail
tile. A clerk in the city at a pound
a week puts on his gloves when he
ascends the bus for his homeward
journey from business, ard proudly
pulls over his brow his LAT" which
is always from n year to three
hundred years earlier in date than
the hats of the west end.-New York
Sim
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1892-10-29
Notice

1t is mistakenly reported that have
promised to make certain persons dcpu-
ties in case of my election to the office
of sheriff. wish to state that | have
made nc such promises to any one.
ARTHUR FOWLER.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1892-10-29
The Fruits Of Democratic Ruie.

Gaze on the state of Tennessee, all
who would observe the outcome OF un-
trammelled Democratic rule. There Is
not enough room in the prisons for the
convicts; they cannot be left to roam
about and they cannot be protected d
work except by IA large and expensive
body of soldiery. Could negro domi-
nation" plunge Tennessee into worse
depths of acknowledgements IN. f.i
Freeman.
Hindoostan is about twenty-five
times as large as the state of Nev
York, and the Sahara desert ha
almost exactly the number of squar,
miles as the whole of the Unitet
States.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1892-10-29

"Cleveland's defeat would restore the
free coinage movement to new life and
strength."-Carl Schurz.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1892-10-29
WALL PAPER

Which we will commence n Oct. 1st and continue for 30 DAYS IT longer
necessary to make room for III next seasons stock. We will sell
WALL PAPER at 20 to 40 per cent off or regular prices, and present
each purchaser to the amount of $500 Or more A HANDSOME PIC
TURE. We have a force of paper hangers who are mexceHed as work
men, and we will be able to fill all orders promptly. Now is the time to
get your house papered cheap.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1892-10-29

Picture feames made to order at
CaIkins e. DibbIes' bookstore, Great
Falls. SoTU
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1892-10-29

BUSINESS
COLLEGE.

Has been acknowledged so by the leading
schools in the state for the past nine years-lt
has assisted scores of young men and women to
lucrative and pleasant employment-Begin a
course now at this college in bookkeeping, short
hand telegraphy or any other branches. If you
cannot attend in person take a course by mail in
the above branches. Entire satisfaction guaran-
teed in all studies. Send for samples of penman-
ship. Shorthand and bookkeeping by mail.
For full particulars, read the Business Educator.
Address Prof. H. I. Engelhorn. NJ. A., Pres.
Helena, Mont.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1892-10-29

DIRECTORS:
MATTHEW D1NN. Real Estate
CHARLES WEaNER. Hotter Lumber Co.
FRANK F. SHUR S. C. Ashby & Co.
w. T. PIGoTT,
JouN II MURpHy Helena
Dawn F. WILSON StOckman
WILLIAM MUELLER GenI Mdse, Neihart
7. E. BOWER Stockman of Stanford.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1892-10-29

Transact a general banking business. Issue ex-
changes'.o n all principal cities of the United
States and Europe. Interest paid on
time deposits.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1892-10-29
Where to Worship.

MErHoDIsT-EpIscoPAL: Preaching every sun
day morning and evening, excepting the 4th sun
va Pastor.
Episcopal: Service first and third Wed
nesday of each month at A. o. U. w. hall, 7:N,
%. m. Everybody come. REV. IL. hlNGHAM
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RubOttOm & Gilchrist.

Cory Block, cr. Central Ave. and Fifth St. GREAT FALLS, MONT
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1892-10-29

Relt Mountain Miners Union.
This order holds it's regular meetings. on
each Saturday evening at 1870 in their nall over
Nathan's store, Neihart, Montana.
JAN Egnannial Sec,v President.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23
PRESS PERSONALS.

Frank H. Bushick made very
pretty speech at the press bang uet
Thursday night. His subject was
young America
Editor Maddox of the Navasota
Tablet says the Breckenridge arte.
Sian we'll is the grandest sight of the
kind he ever saw, and he has travelled
In almost every state in the Union.
There are q great many many young
men in the Press conven ton, but the
Jones Brothers are classed as among
the Invest rustlers.
Editor Mitchell's speech lie a first
class immigration document for San
Antonio. A million copies should be
printed and distributed.
Some of the Clarkites got mad over
the third party speeches at the ban
quet, but harmony prevails again.
Alderman Tom Connor went with
the editors to Rockport. He needs
little diet of fish and other brain
food.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23
WORLDS FAIR NOTES.

Mrs. Alice Freeman Palmer gives
q most satisfactory and enthusiastic
account VI the condition of the sduca.
which she lie superin ten dent Early
in the winter she called meeting OF
the superintendents OF all the public
schools of the state, and the outcome
was the appointment of an advisory
committee selected from the most in.
fiuential men in educational matters
in the state. The committee meets
every Monday in the offices of the
State Board. and will secure collect.
ion of exhibits, stats sites, and every.
thing pertaining to complete show.
ing of the educational resources
OF the state. Much of the
interest and activity is ascribed to
the efficiency of Mr., Clarence Hovey,
the states Executive Commissioner.
Mrs. Palmer also mentioned that
many colleges had already su described
liberal sums for special purposes in
connection with the educational ex-
hibit.
During October of this year q fair
will be held In San Francisco under
the joint auspices of the California
Worlds Fair Commission and the
Mechanics Institute. Exhibits, CLASH.
fed by counties, will be shown from
every portion of the state, and special
efforts are being made to have them
of the most complete and representa-
tive character. This fair is in part
preparation for CaliforDia's exhibit at
the Worlds FAIR. for it is officially
announced that the states exhibit
will be made up largely OF the best
articles shown at San Francisco.
A unique exhibit from Pennsyl-
vania will be q map of the United
States, Is by "a feet, made entirely of
pickles, vegetables, fruit, etc.. pre-
served by the company which makes
the exhibit. The state lines will be
accurately shown, and the lakes and
rivers will be represented by Vine
gar. The larger cities will be indi-
Gated by spices The whole will be
covered with single piece of plate
glass, which Is being specially made
for the purpose. The expense of this
interesting exhibit OF the pick ling
and preserving industry will be SIS
600.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23
A LITTLs GIRLS exPERiEN cE IN
LIGHTHOUSE.

Mr.. and Mrs. Loren Prescott are keep
ers of the Gov. Lighthouse at Sand Beach,
four years old. Last April she was taken
down with Measles, followed with a
dreadful Cough and turning into Fever.
Doctors at home and at Detroit treated
her. but in vaiDS she grew worse rapidly.
until she was mere handful of boneS.'
Then she tried DR.. Kings New Discovery
and after the use of two and half bot.
ties. was completely cured. They say DR..
Kings New Discovery is worth its weight
In gold, yet you may get a trial bottle
son II Co. 3-27 q
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23
Her Birthday

Last night at the residence of Mrs.
Winter, 230 IDdianola street, q party
Of friends passed a pleasant evening
celebrating the 37th anniversary OF
her birthday. Music and dancing
was the order of the evening. Among
those present were Messrs. l.. Tim.
hermann, William Berndt, Charles
Hill, John Morswitz, VIM. Mushall,
Ed and III. Lang, F. Boyer. Mr.. and
Mrs. Miller. Mr.. and Mrs. Koch, Miss
Winter and others,
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23
OR THE LIQUOR
HABIT, CURED AT HOME IN TEN
DAYS BY ADMINISTERING DR..
AAlNES' GOLDEN SPECIEIc

1t can be given in glass of beer, cup
of coffee or tea, or in food, without the
knowledge of the patient. 1t is absolute
ly harmless, and will effect a permanent
and speedy care, whether the patient is a
moderate drinker or an alcoholic wreck.
1t has been given in thousands of cases,
followed. 1t never fails. The system
once impregnated with the specific, it be-
comes an utter impossibility for the
liquor appetite to exist. Cures guaran-
teed. AS page book of particulars free
Address the GOLDEN Specific Co, 49,
Race Street, Cincinnati, Ohio. 4 90 wkly 1y
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23
Wrong Again.

The awards of prizes for the "Battle
of Flowers" is expected to be made at
q meeting OF the committee this after
noon.-Express.
The ladies have offered no prizes,
therefore have no committee. The
wheelman have offered q prize, but
are q separate and distinct organize.
ton.
(Signed) BOARD OF DIRECTORS,
For the Battle of Flowers. .,
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23
NeuRALei CURED IN MINUTES

MIR. j. 5. Sturtevant, editor of the
Waupaca WIS Posi-, says: Last night
Chamberlain's Pain BALM cured my wife
of neuralgia OF the face and tooth in fif-
teen minutes. We would not be without
It," 80 cent bottles for sale by +. Kalteyer
e. Son, w. & NJ. Kalteyer, Cohen & Co.
Bowling & Flood, A. Dreiss, III. Schucard,
j. L. Harrison, druggists. d&wly
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23

The ladies auxiliary held bust.
ness meeting in the San Antonio club
rooms this morning. They will give
their dinner between the hours of IL
and 4, Tuesday next in the vacant
building on Commerce street, two
doors west of ST. Mary's street. Pop.
ular prices will be maintained an
you can get q first class dinner for so
cents.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23
ALARM CLOCKS.

Best q alI'y, 800 t.Hecht's. 161y
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23
A Medal Hon

"A very enjoyable hop was given by
Madam Donaldson, at her ACADEMY hal
last night 10 her students, the first after
Lent. Quite crowd of young people
were present, a number of whom Went to
witness the presentation of two beautiful
medals TO Two charming young ladies.
Miss Clara Highlander and Miss Stella
Lilly. These medals were given for their
good dancing, sweet behavior and kind
ness in assisting new students.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23
Mistaken Identy

A great scare was created last
night al party on Indianola street,
by some ladies discover ng
two supposed fire bugs at
about III o'clock. These worthless
were sitting by the fence looking at
the festivities inside the house, but
left when a big lamp was brought out
In the yard and flashed on them.
They were special patrolmen.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23

SPECIAL INDUCEMENTS
Will be offered on fine goods of all
descriptions for the next Is days.
L. p. Peck & Co., 202 and 2O4 Com
merce street. 423 If
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23

Saturday night Henry Hunts
house was robbed during his absense
and now the suit he wears constitutes
his whole possessions.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23
Gents Apparel.

We are continually receiving
the latest novelties las they come
on the MARKET, in neckwear tailor
made suits of cheviot, serge and
Wors ted materials. Shirts for all
or any occasion, collars and cuffs
OF the most stylish shades-we
make specially on Full Dress
Shirts and Ties.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23
FOR RENT.

A fine rock house, z rooms, bath and all
modern conveniences, extra large lot,
situated on one of the highest points
around San Antonio, with southern ex-
posture. john T. HAMILTON & Co.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23

WE WILL SELL
For the next fifteen days antique oak
bedroom sets for $3.50. L. 2. Peck
4 Co., 202 and 204 Commerce st. II
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23
Underwear

rms is repete with the requisites who know
What wha or are showing this made Most
rect cut and lastly trimmed line skirts with tucks
lace or embroidery edges Chinese square shave oIes
with rows OF val inserting Drawers
IN lace embroidery or tucks Silk, Isle, Babrggan and
iopea underwear rom lOc garment Our prices on
to buy material and spend your time making them up ~
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-03-16
BRIEF THLEGRAMs.


Sydney, N. W., March l5.-.Tho
legislature has approved the bill Tor
the settlement oil labor disputes by Ar
bitration.
Paris, March i5.-M. Isaac, sub
perfect for FourmiereA, and the Mar
auis do Mores fought duel this morn
iny. The former was dangerously
wounded. Tho cause was n letter
which the Marquis published reflect.
ing upon the character Of NJ. Isaac.
Dublin, March i5.--The Herald an.
nounces that the amalgnmation OF the
Freeman a journal and the National
Iress IL completed. The directors are
Messr,. Murphy, Nealy and Dickson,
members OF Parliament, Captain
O,Connor and Mr.. Cray.
Rome, March, i5,--It Is said In Vat.
lean circles that three new cardinals
will be created at the coming consis-
tory In June. The archbishop OF Grau,
Hungary, the bishop OF Breslau anu u
French bishop (Rouen, Tours or Bor-
deaux) will probably be the three
chosen.
Paris, March i5.-The officials u,
Chambsrry have found tho magazines
broken into aud thirty.two dynamite
cartridges stolen. II Ia feared that the
explosives have fallen into the hands
OF the anarchists.
London, March lb.--Forty coal
steamers are lying Mt the docks nj
Tyne, unable TO get cargoes.
The opinion OF those engaged la the
c,al trade Is that the strike viii end
Monday.
Berlin, March 10. - The Guelph
Fund bill was introduced into the
lower house Of the Prussian Diet this
afternoon. The preamble states that
affairs In Hanover are 70 quiet that
special measures for the prevention OF
agitation are no longer required.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-03-16
LOS OF t4e eAppAAANNock
How nufninr sailing vessel. Loaded
with Coat, Looked to One of the crew.

How nufnine sailing vessel. Loaded
with Coat, Looked to one OF the crew.
Captain w. H. Dickinson, late com.
mander Of the four masted Aineri.
can ship Rappnhannock, which was
burned TO the waters edge at Juan
Fernandez on Nov. 10, 1891, came
from Valparaiso on the cruiser Balti
more. through the kindness Of Cap
tain Schloy. With him were his wife
and daughters Grace aud Bessie, and
five Of his shipwrcckcd crew. The
Rappahannock had cargo Of 1900
tons Of coal
AT daybreak on Nov. o. said ono
Of the crew Smoke was seen issuing
from the forward hatch. The cap
tain ordered this battoncd down and
we stcercd for Juan Fernandez island,
which We had passed the day before,
and were piloted in the hnrbor by a
native who came of In a small boat,
bringing two goats and some fish.
That night tho captain sent his fam
lily ashore. tho boats were ordered
provisioned and the crew took up
their sleeping quarters on deck
About midnight the first explosion
took place, blowing the top OF the
pump nbaft the mainmast.
"rhc boats were ordered lowered,
the men got all their clothes and be.
longings and we commenced getting
what provisions ashore we could. At
the risk OF their lives tho crew saved
a good many things, the ship blow
ing up in places meanwhile. AT
dawn the explosions became more
frequent aud more violent Before
sunrise n boat with n seaman and
several natives won't oil TO scuttlo
the ship. They chopped hole In
her side, but the gas lifted her out of
the water and their attempt 10 sink
the ship failed About a, IN. tho
forocastlc and forrcastlc head blew
up lifting the long boat into the air
and letting IL fall on the galley stove
pipe. where It remained, and also
blowing tho fore hatch into the rig.
ging. Soon after this the after hatch
was blown on
The natives were then given per.
mission 10 save what stores they
could. Nothing but smoke had
poured out of the hold up TO this
time, when a big flame shot out Of
the after hatch. The spanker boom
caught fire. aud the flames spread up
tho rigging aud out ON the yards,
loosoning and burning the sails
In few minutes the ship was
nblazc foro and aft, nloft and allow
An hour afterwad the mizzcnmast
fell and was followed by the main
topgallant mast, One spar followed
another until only the foremost and
foreyard were left. This mast did
not fall until tho next day. Tho
great mass OF coal in the hold OF the
ship burned with a roar that could
DO heard for miles, while an immense
column Of black smoke reached high
into the air
The ship burned 20 the waters
edge, when the hull sank. San Fran.
cisco Chronicle.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-03-16
Kanab Conference.

The Kanab Stake quarterly con.
ference was held In Ksnab, Kane
County, Utah. There were present on
the occasion President Jesse W. Cros-
by, Jr., OF Pauguitoh Stake, Counselor
wins, Of 81. George Stake, and Elder
Andrew Jensen, Of Salt Lake City,
the Kanab stake Presidency, and
most OF the Bishops and representative
men from the various wards.
The meeting house was filled to
OVERLOOKING, and many went away un.
able to fnd entrance. The speakers
enjoyed the Spirit Of the Lord to a
marked degree. Elder Andrew Jen.
son showed very plainly the necessity
Of keeping proper family records, anu
proper Stake records.
Tho general and local authorities
were unanimously sustained, with the
following changes:
Mose@ d. Harris was sustained M a
High Counselor, In the place OF james
A. Little, removed; Zadock X. Judo
was sustained as an alternate High
Counselor.
The different associations held their
conferences; the Sabbath school on
Sunday evening. IN our conference
throughout, many good instructions
were given. aud everything wnt
pleasant with the except n OF tn,
weather being quite cold during the
torspaIt OF the session.
II. j.. PORTER, Stake Clerk.