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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-12-01
BRIGHT BITS.

PERHAPS the rich man who lifted up his eyes
In torment may have had very nice things said
about him on his gravestone. Rams Horn.
STRANGER-Can you direct me to dentist
who administers gas?
Citizen-No, but can direct you to a barber
who does.-Ierds Siftinos.
ADLET-What is the course of true love, Miss
Kissamp
Miss Kisssm-It leads along the bridal path,
MIR. Adlet.-Detroit Free Press.
=. BoBBY-You folks have got nice house to
live in, hain't your
Johnny-Nice nothin'. The stair banisters
turn square corneFs.-Ch Chicago Tribune.
ToM-Poor girl, she is rich and beautiful, but
she has st. Vitus' dance
jacks that all ails her? Somebody said she
had got the Delsarte.-NelO York Herald
WHAT makes you think the world is chang
why. I've had cold for two whole DAYS.
and nobody has offered me sure cure for it,
Neio York Press.
CHoLLY-You aw noah pwecious than dia-
monds.
Mldred-Myl How did you discover that
with no diamond near for comparison
JeWelers' Weekly.
TT sNows" he cried; ''old winters here,
God bless his jolly soull"
And then ne went and pawned his watch
AND bought a ton of coal.
--Kansas City Journal.
-
ure, Miss De Bootop"
80. yes. 1 was bound to be recognized by
good society-if not in one way, then another !"
| Detroit Tribune.
81 HAVE" he said, "a poem here.
On Beautiful Sn-'" He died
And the verdict of the jury was:
"Justif1Able homicide"
.t Kansas CITY Journal
Hes only a representative as yet, bnt I
think that in time he will become power in
| politics"
Good talker, is he?n
mo: keeps his mouth shut "-Ne,o York
| Press.
MRS PUaas-How is your son getting along,
| Mrs. Mugs?
Mrs. Muggs--Fine. He's making money hand
| over fist, as champion bicycle rider.
out?" O''-'
by that time he expects to be doubled I'D so
that he can travel around as a freak "-Sfyest
| d Smiths Good Net0s
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-12-01

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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-12-01

On Thanksgiving day Mr.. Jay Gould for
got that his digestion was not what it was
twenty-five years ago, and ate too much of
the good things set before him for dinner.
The consequence was pain of the kind
that poor man would have stopped with a
little of something hot. Maybe Mr.. Gould
stopped 1t in the same way. At any rate it
made him feel uncomfortable, and remem-
bering how well he could eat last winter
during his long picnic in the south and
southwest, he determined to start right away
on another trip OF the kind. News of this
determination slipped out to the public
somehow, and in surprisingly short time
rumors were flying as thick as snipe at
Broadwater Island that Mr.. Gould was going
south to gobble few more railroads, oom-
plete the White Oak road to FL Paso and
join the Texas Pacific and Union Pacific
systems, personally supervise the opening
of coal fields. aud do other great things.
Behold what bold stories may grow out Of
a bit Of undigested turkey and trimmingsi
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-12-01
A Genius.

Albert BigeIo,0 Paine Il. Hdrpsr's Weekly.
Bill MacGavern was genius, in quiet sort
of way;
Some fine morning he'd be famous $50 his
mother used to say.
He could fix a clock, and fiddle, and a lot Of
other things,
And he made himself "gitar," and could
twang upon the strings.
He could pick out Annie Laurie" and the
chords Of "Bele Mahone,"
And would sit and sing at evening in a soothing
undertone,
With his dreamy gsze directed to 8 pale
senescent star,
While he MIXED the mournful music from his
primitive guitar.
Well, the years went by, and somehow Bill re-
manned about the same,
Though his mother died believing he was on the
road to fame.
Bill was full Of dreams and notions, but achieve
ments seemed to lag;
Bill was fond of Alice Holeman, but he married
'Mantha Bragg.
Still he picks out Annie Laurie" and the
chords Of "Bee Mahone."
And he sings them 10 the babies In a soothing
undertone;
And perhaps, sometimes at evening, as he
twangs his old guitar,
Williams vision is directed to a pale senescent
star
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-12-01
Just as Much Obliged,

This is an insurance agency. is 1t not!"
The question was asked by thin, busin ess.
like, demonstrating man who invaded an
Office on La Sale street yesterday morning. says
the Chicago II ibune.
Yes, sir, replied the clerk to whom he had
spoken.
Fire insurance?"
Yes. sir"
DO you represent any company with cash
capital of $40 900 or over?"
I'VE do"
Zone that you can recommend as safe, strong
and conservative?n
''One of the best in the world What descrfp-
ton Of property do you wish to"
Does it insure against less by lightningf"
ut will agree to cover every possible risk from
fire, no matter what may be the cause"
And give. permission to use coal oil or gaso-
line stovesf'
Certainly, with the usual restrictions"
81 think that is the kind Of company should
insure in, said the caller. after a thoughtful
pause, IF had anything to insure. May ask
for half a dozen blotting padsS Thanks. Go cd
morning"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-12-01
A Roasting" Under Fire.

"Talking about war stories, reminds me of an
experience l once had on the field forget
where" remarked Maj. j. B. Harlow. the st.
Louis postmaster, to u st. Louis GLIDE Demo =
orGt writer. 1--WE were in position lying down
under partial cover, and under terrid c fire,
Every good soldier, except when in an actual
charge or out in the open, tries to get as much
protection as possible, 30 when saw shallow
hole in front Of me crept forward and aid
into what expected would be q comfortable
position. When | was settled down. however
began TO wish was out. The hole had been
made by burning away stump and the bot
tom Of the little pit was covered with hot ashes
To get up and move back Was out OF the cues
ton, as perfect leaden hail was whistling over
my head, and for half an hour l had TO stick it
out. When finally got out my skin was red
ell over; and can truthfully say that was the
worst roasting ever had In my life"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-12-01

When Mr. Vanderbilt's Newport palace
was burned the other day the debris tumbled
down upon the wine cellar and hid 1t from
view. Being hidden nobody thought about
it or the possibility of the fine wines stored
there having escaped destruction. That is,
honest people never thought about 1t, but
some enterprising thieves began an invests
CATION which soon showed them that not a
drop of the grand booze" had been SO much
as scorched. They were quick to profit by
the discovery. After while the honest
people found out that the wine cellar had
escaped destruction. But there was no wine
in it. Every bottle of the choice old vim
tages, some worth 800 a quart, had disap-
peared, along with the less fancy grades,
and even the stuff that is usually kept in a
black bottle against the possibility Of a snake
bite.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-12-01
The repubIican national committee il NOS

The republican national committee is not
having picnic just now. 1t viii be re-
membered that 1t failed to make "buokle
and tongue meet" in campaign expenses 20
the extent Of about 100000. This deficit
in the campaign fund they are now trying
to provide for. But it is not like fst-frying;
it is more like drawing eye-teeth 20 get a
dollar toward paying the fiddler for party
that proved failure. Chairman Bliss and
other members have promised TO assume
personal responsibility for large blocks Of
the debt rather than try TO collect the fall
amount from the rank and file of the party.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-12-01

Mr. William c. Whitney occupies pecu-
mar place in current politics. Although he
mas frequently asserted that he desires no
once, ne finds himself on holding a most
important one, without a salary or per-
quisltes that of peacemaker between fac
lions OF the democracy. 1t is a position
calling for tact and diplomacy Of Il high
order. No matter what differences arise
between prominent democrats, whitney,
Is the first thought Of the friends who wish
TO see a reconciliation brought about. And
whitney has been very successful in bring
ing about reconciliations.
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-12-01

The Philadelphia Press is inclined to be-
leve that it might be good thing for that
state to follow the example of California
and adopt the direct method Of electing
United States senators. Certain rich men
have for years monopolized CALIFORNIA;
senatorial honors, through the influence of
their money, and tue Press intimates that
the same may be said of Pennsylvania, and
that il merit and nos Doodle had been the
test, the togas now worn by Quay and Cam
eron would have been on other shoulders,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-12-01

The non-union workmen. who took the
places of the striking amslgsnated men at
Homestead, appear 70 be a very accommo-
dating lot Of fellows, judging by the way they
are giving up their jobs 10 the old hands.
Bunches Of 200 Of them would hardly quit
work at the same time unless they were
-sctdated bye spirit of extraordinary gen
crosby or induced to 60 ont
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-12-01
Might Ohange Rritish Politics.
From the Baltimore Sun Dem.).

FROM Me bdNtmofe sun tDe7n.).
The monetary conference at Brussels is not
making rapid progress, but it is calling into
play forces that may have practical results
Should Archbishop Walsh's advocacy of bimet-
allism cause Irish members of parliament to
comb ne free silver WITH home rule new turn
would be given to British politics.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-12-01

st. Louis continues to suffer with typhoid
fever. Over 800 new cases were reported
to the board of health on Monday, making
1900 cases for the past seven days. 1t was
thought that the river. which is the source
OF the city's water supply, had become viii
ated, but an analysis failed to show any
typhoid bacilli In the water.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-12-01

Representative Mel Branch is a Peoples
party man to the backbone. The Peoples
party demands that the government buy
all of the railroads in the country. Repre-
sentative Branch is a stakeholder in the
Port Royal and Augusta railroad. Can
there be any connection between the facts
here set forthY
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-12-01
oUR NEW YORK OFFICE,

MR. J. J. Flynn, General Advertising Agent
AZ the MORNING NKws office q Park Row,
sew York. All advertising business outside ell
ME states of Georgia, Florida and South Caro-
ina viii be managed by him
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-12-01
No Cause for Alarm.
from he BrookIyn Eaole tD,n. ,

Where so much diversity OF opinion exists
las 70 an extra session Of conRressl confusion,
at first glance. would seem 10 De iuevitabie
Fortunately for the country and for the great
political party just reinvested with power there
Is no room for serious apprehension. With the
President-eleot can safely be reposed responsi0
0ilty for the future. That Mr. Cleveland will
perform his duty IN the premises, with an ave
single TO the general welfare, cannot be doubted
for moment
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-12-01

Senator Wolcott's idea when he went into
the Western Kansas scheme was, probably,
TO make arrangements to continue in the
service Of his country for a consideration.
The populists have control Of the Colorado
legislature and are likely to have two years
hence, when Wolcott's successor will be
elected. If the new Kansas state should be
slced OF and include a 50-mile strip of
colorado, Wolcott might be one of its sena-
tors
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-12-01
Typical Western spons Hunters.

A leading democrat says there are men of his
party in Atchison claiming positions worth
thousands of dollars per annum who never con
tributed $40 in their lives for the benefit of
their party organization The only liberality
they ever displayed toward their party was ad-
vice, and it was generally very poor advice that
they contributed
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-12-01
Will Regard Arguments but Not
Pressure"
From the Philadelphia LEDGER UndJ.

Whatever the politicians and party papers
may do In the matter of shaping Democratic
party policy at this time, the man who has The
ultimate decision Of the question may be ex-
pected, judging by his previous conduct In pub
lie office, to keep his mind open to conviction
until the time for action comes, and then 20
act, not without consideration OF the argu-
ments presented to him, but without regard to
mere pressure" brought upon him.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-12-01
Took His Breath.


From the RetC York Press (Rep0.
At this late day the Hon. Tom Watson of Geor-
gia yells "Fraudr and claims that with a fair
count ne would have been reelected to congress
and had votes to spare 1t seems that Brother
Watson was so horri1ed at the returns that il
has taken him until now to find his voice.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-12-01

Some Of the Pennsylvania papers are re-
viewing the state gossip about the possible
ity OF Editor Pulitzer being made minister
TO France by the Cleveland administration.
Pulitzer is the great "don't" editor of the
recent campaign, and in the matter of the
suggested appointment don't" will be &C
cepted
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-12-01
FLAvoRINe EXTRACTS.
Good Things
Never Die

Among the good things that
help to make enjoyable our
buildings, creams and pastry,
which have been used by
millions of housekeepers for
years, is DR.. Prices Delicious
Extracts of Lemon, Orange,
Vanilla, etc.
These flavors differ from all
other extracts in their manner
of preparation, quality of
fruit used, their freedom from
all injurious substances, their
superior strength and delicate
and agreeable taste. One
trial proves their worth.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-12-01
Amen !

From The Providence Journal DEM.
The difference between strictly all wool cloth
ing and cotton warp garment with shoddv
filing is very apparent when the Thermometer
drifts below thirty. Let us now have peace and
free wool forever
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-12-01

Col. shepard's Mail and Cypress indig-
nantly denies the malicious and partisan
democratic reports that the President is go
ing to Europe and that he will form law
partnership with Attorney General Miller
on his return,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-12-01

Mr.. Cleveland must have shut both eyes
and pulled both triggers very hard when he
killed those fifty three snipe at one shot. 1t
evidently took hard shooting to kill so many
birds at once, and. of course, it takes hard
pulling to do hard shooting.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-12-01

The comet has scared a Niagara Falls
miser into dividing his money with his
needy family. It's an Ill comet that scares
nobody good.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-12-01

There seems TO be spirit of unrest among
railway telegraphers all over the country,
fact which may induce unrest in railway
travellers all over the country.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-12-01

1t is amusing to notice how quickly "the
people demand" the things some editors
think they ought to have.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-12-01

It's dollars to ducks that Mr.. Cleveland
forgot all about his sore thumb when he
looked at his game bag full OF snipe and
black backs the other day.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-12-01

body else please claim it and take it away (?
II il getting tiresome.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-12-01
CURRENT COMMENT.
win Have to Cut the Figure q,

From the Washington Post Indl
When Adlai goes to Atlanta he will be re-
quired to do some very complicated skating in
order TO avoid q tangle with the Clark Smith
and Hoke Howell cabinet feud
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-12-01

"ANTED, merchants 70 try the ea1sSav,S''
w advertising in the zone cent .aJnly
columns Of the MoRNING NEWS. IL Wih Ga
pay,
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1892-02-13
To Purify the Breath.

A writer in Woman's Work says The
freshest of fresh eggs, and lemon juice,
sugar, almond oil and rose-watey, mixed
with utmost care and cleanliness, stirred
and beaten for hours upon hours, smelling
delieately, as though rose had been dipped
into it, should make tempting cosmetic
q create beauty or restore it to itself. We
all feel the charm of "balmy breath that
doth almost persuade justice to sheath her
sword, and few drops of this clear, red
liquid, poured into glass of water, will
so purify the breath and all within the lips,
that one need not mind how closely the
hearers attention hangs upon them. The
liquid is sovereign for dyspepsia, and re.
duces the interior to an amiable state very
quickly.
The Democratic advocate. [volume] (Westminster, Md.) 1865-1972, 1892-02-13
SAMUEL A. HAINEs.
ledge waxem's Proverbs.

A man who will sell his vote amt titten
to raise boy
A woman with family of children
amt got much time to be thinkin' about
her rights.
Thar amt no better stump speech than
fat hog and a full corncrlb.
It's mighty dirty baby that candi-
date won't kiss.
n man that kin vote, and won't vote,
ought to be made to vote.
The people that hollers the loudest
about havin decent politicks is the ones
that does the least to make EN- that way.
A good meny public men ought to be
muzzled
"The sacredness of the ballot box is
gitten kinder sway backed
A woman can't vote no better'n man
kin russ baby.
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MUTUAL
Fire Insurance Company
OF CARROLL COUNTY.
OFFICE, WESTMINSTER, MD.

OFFICERS OF THE COMPANY:
]. W. Herring, President, Westminster, Car
roll county.
Richard Manning, Secretary ard Treasurer,
Westminster, Carroll county.
DIRECTORS.
J. W. Herring, Westminster, Carroll county.
Granville S. Haines, Union Bridge, Carroll
county.
David Prugh, Freedom, Carroll county.
Granville T. Herring, Sandyville, Carroll
county.
Charles B. Roberts, Westminster, Carroll
county.
Edwd. Lynch, Westminster, Carroll county.
David Fowble, Westminster, Carroll county.
R. Manning Westminster, Carroll county.
Alfred Zollickoffer, Uniontown, Carroll co.
Z. +. Reindollar, Taneytown, Carroll county.
AGENTS.
John T. Dihenbaugh, Westminster, Carroll
county.
J. Oliver Wadlow, Freedom, Carroll county.
Z. NJ. Anderson, Mt. Airy, Carroll county.
Louis Dielman, New Windsor, Carroll co.
John S. Repp, Union Bridge, Carroll county.
Alfred Zollickoffer, Uniontown, Carroll co.
f. E. Reindollar, Taneytown, Carroll county.
J. W. Weant, Double Pipe Creek, Carroll
county.
William H. Shower. Manchester, Carroll
Granville 7. Herring, Sandyvile. Carroll
county.
W. U. Marker, Tyrone, Carroll county.
William A. Abbott, Hampstead, Carroll
county.
Frederick White, Mechanicstown, Frederick
county.
o. A. Horner Emmitsburg, Frederick
county. jams IL
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TN the Circuit Court for Carroll Co.
/ No. 2999 Equity.

TN the Circuit Court for Carroll Co.
/ No. 2999 Equity.
EX PARTE.
In the matter of the Trust Estate of John q.
Pearce, Chas. B. Roberts and James
A. c. Bond, Trustees.
Ordered on the aforegoing petition this
2Sth day of January, in the year 1892, that
the Circuit Court for Carroll county sitting in
Equity, take jurisdiction in the Trust Estate
ofthe said John G. Pearce, and that the said
Trustees settle said Trust Estate under the
supervision and control OF the said Circuit
Court for Carroll county in Equity, and it is
further ordered that Charles h. Roberts and
James A. C. Bond, the Trustees in the above
cause named, give notice TO all persons
having claims against John 6. Pearce, TO file
said claims properly authenticated with the
Clerk of the Circuit Court for Carroll county,
on or before the I'd day of April, 1892, by
causing a copy of this order to be inserted in
some newspaper published in Carroll county
once a week for four successive weeks before
the 27th day of February, next.
]. THOMAS JONES.
True eOpy,-test
ian30 1t BENI. F. CRouSR, Clerk.
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SURvEYoR, CoNvEYANCER
y AND SCRIVENER.

Having had many years experience in the
Rpsslpess, and having purchased all the Field
SOks, Papers, &C., that belonged to the late
SaJslveyor, ny James Kelly, take pleasure in
turning the public that | am prepared to
ss..as saeh work with promptness and upon rea-
mi liable terms, and respectfully solicit share
E'qe patronage. Office near Patapsco, w.
oct l2-f JABEZ A. BUSH
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Aoetrp.
THE COMING MAN.


a pair of very chubby legs
Encased in scarlet hose;
pair of little stubby boots.
with rather doubtful toes.
A little kilt, little coat,
Cut as mother can
And 10! before US stands in state
The futures coming man.
His eyes, perchance. viii read the stars,
And search their unknown ways
Perchance the human heart and soul
Will open to their gaze;
Perchance their keen and flashing glance
viii be nations light
Those eyes that now are wistful bent
ON some "big fellows" kite.
Those hands-those busy little hands
So sticky, small and brown;
Those hands whose only mission seems
To pull all order down
Who knows what hidden strength may be
Secreted in their clasp,
Though now tits but tahy stick
In sturdy hold they graspf
All blessings on those little hands.
Whose work is yet undone,
And blessings on those little feet.
Whose race is yet unrun
And blessings on the little brain
That has not learned to plan
whate'er the future holds in store,
God bless the coming man."