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Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-01-28

THE terms of the presidents ultima.
tum to Chill have been accepted, and
Chill will allow judgment of the differ
ences to be made in the United States
supreme court if desired. A more COM
plete retraction could not be desired.
Put away the guns.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-01-28
a Safe Invesm N.

In one which Is guaranteed to bring yOu salts
factory results, or In ease OF failure "a return Of
purchase price. On tins safe plan yOn can buy
from our advertised Druggist q bottle of DIR.
Kings New Discovery for Consumption. 10 Is
guaranteed 20 bring relief in every case, when
used for any affection OF Throat, Lnngs or Chest.
such as Consumption, Inflammation OF Lungs,
bronchitis, Asthma, WhOoping Cough, Group,
etc, etc. Ii Is pleasant and agreeable to taste
rcSiectly safe, aud can always be depended upon
Trial bottles free at A. III. Roberts u Co.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-01-28
The Doctors are Guilty.

Grave mistakes are made by physicians is
treating heart disease. The rate OF sudden
deaths is daily increasing Hundreds become
victims VI the Ignorance OF physicians In the
treatment %! this disease. One IN four persons
has u diseased heart. Shortness OF breath, pal
pitation and gathering, irregular pulse, choking
sensation, aStiImatic breathing, pain OF tender.
ness in side, shoulder or arn, weak or hungry
spells. are symptoms Of heart disease. DR.
Miles New Heart Cure Is the only reliable rem
edy Thousands testify tn its wonderful cures
Hooks Free. sod by A. II. Roberts.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-01-28
Eupepsy.

This what you ought to have, in fact, you
searching fOrt daily, and mourning because
they fad 1t not. Thousands upon thousands OF
doliors are spent annually by our people in the
hope that they may attain this boon. Aud yet il
may be had by all. We guarantee that Eclectic
Bitters, If used according to directions and the
use persisted in will bring you Good Digestion
and Dust the demon Dyspepsia and install i'll
stead Eupcpsy. We recommend Electric
Bittcrs for Dyspepsia anb all diseases of Liver
stomach and Kidneys. Sold ut SOC. and Sl.O0pe
bottle by ii. Roberts & Co Drugstore
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-01-28

Onions are the best paying farm crop
if given proper cultivation. An aver
age crop is 400 to 600 bushels and as
high as 1923 bushels have been grown
by giving them extra culture. A good
crop cannot be grown without the best
seeds. Send to the Iowa Seed Company
of Des Moines for their catalogue of
the choicest varieties which are sure to
please you.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-01-28

Notice Is hereby given that the regular annual
election of the Incorporate Town OF Audubon,
Iowa, for the purpose Of clccting the following
officers for the ensuing year:
MAYOR,
TWO TRUSTEES,
RECORDER,
TREASURER,
ASSESSOR,
Will be held on the first Monday in March, A. d.
lSs2, 1t being the 9TH day thereof, at Fireman's
Hail. In said Town.
The polls will be open at nine O'Clock In the
forenoon and close ut six o'clock in the after
noon Of said day.
Dated this 18th day OF January, 1892.
A. +. ARMSTRONG, Mayor.
Attest: ID. l.. FREEMAN, Recorder.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-01-28

THE democrats are SO shaky over
Tom Bowman's chances for reelection
that they want to gerrymander the dis
trict so rs to have over 5000 majority.
OF cource the republicans win not sub
nit to such a steal.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-01-28

DILAPIDATED? WELL I SHOULD SAY so.-
Most people carry around with them liver so
diiapldated that If they should see 1t they would
take IL Tor straw hat as quick rs livez-as =
consequence they have lame back and feel
angud Ialler's Pain Paralyzer taken in con.
junction with IIallers German Pills, will make
new person OF you and effect complete cure
For sale BY a. ii. Roberts.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-01-28

1t is an established fact that DeWitt's
Little Early Risers have an enormous
sale, and why !? Simply because they are
pleasant III taking and happy in results.
A pill for the multitude. "A. ii. Rob.
nffS
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-01-28
Miles Nerve and Liver Pills.

AnimpOrtant discovery. They act on the liver
stomach and bowels through the nerves. new
principle. They speedily cure biliousncss. bad,
tiSte, torpid liver, piles and consti patiOn SPLEEN
did Tor men, women and children. Smallest
,mlldest, snrest. so doses for rs cents. Samples
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-01-28

You don't want torpid liver. You
don't want a bad complexion. You
don't want bad breath. You don't
want a headache. Then use DeWitt's
Little Early Risers, the famous little
pills. \. ii. Roberts.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-01-28

Ignorance of the merits of DeWitt's
Little Early Risers is q misfortune.
These little pills regulate the liver, cure
headache, dyspepsia, bad breath, CON
stipation and biliousness. A. ii. Rob
ertS.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-01-28
Hay For Sale.

have forty tons Of good tame hay
for sale. Apply at my place two miles
south of Viola Center.
= J. STANTON.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-01-28
Bucklen's Arnica Salve,

The best salve In the world for Cuts. Rrp,...
sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, letter
Ghapped Hands, Chilbains, Corns, and ali skin
Eruptlons, and positively cures Piles, or no paw
required. II Is guaranteed to give perfect salts
lection, or money refunded Price rs cents per
OK. For sale by A. II. Roberts & Co,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-01-28

You may cough and cough and cough
and cough and cough but you will not
if you take DeWitt's Cough and Con.
sumption Cure. A. III. Roberts.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-01-28

Our experience covers many Ills, many
pills and many bills. Our ills are smaller
our pills are smaller and our bills are
smaller when We use DeWitt's Little
Early RiSers. a. III. Roberts.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-01-28

COUNTY.
STATE OF IOWA, GO
AUDUBON COUNTY, 90
To ALL WHOM 1T MAY CONCERN:
Whereas, On the 25th day OF January, A, D.,
1892, paper purpOrting to be the last will and
testament OF WILLIAM q. CAMERON, late OF
said county, deceased, was fled in my Office and
was by me opened and read: and the LIST day of
March, 1892, appointed and fixed rs the time
when the same VIII come before the court at the
March term thereof then to be held, for final
proof aud probate, as the duly executed last will
and testament of the said WILLIAM G.. GAMER
on, deceased, at which time all persons inter
eStcd may appear and show cause why the same
should not he admitted to probate.
Dated this 18th day of January, 1892.
G. II. VAIL,
1-3tl Clerk OF the District Court
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-01-28

"An honest pill is the noblest work
of the apothecary.' DeWitt's Little
Early Risers cure constipation, bilious
ness and sick headache. A. III. Roberts
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-01-28

What measures are you taking t
stop that cough? Let us suggest ID
Wits Cough and Consumption Cure
1t is infallible. A III. Roberts.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-01-28

Hon. w. V. Lucas, Ex-State Auditor
of Iowa, says: 81 have used Chamber
lain's Cough Remedy in my family and
have no hesitation in saying it is an ex-
cellent remedy. l believe all that is
claimed for it. Persons afflicted by a
cough or cold will find it friend"
There is no danger from whooping
cough when this remedy is freely given.
so cent bottles for sale by A. III. Roberts.
Mr.. Van Pelt, editor of the Craig,
Mo, Meteor. went to drug store at
lIillsdale, Iowa, and asked the physician
in attendance to give him a dose of
something for cholera morbus and
loOSeness of the bowels. lie says: Il
felt so much better the next morning
that | concluded to call Oh the phySi-
clan and get him to fix me up supply
of the medicine. | was surprised, when
| he handed me bottle of'Chamberlain' S
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhma Remedy.
lie said he prescribed it regularly in
his practice and found it the best he
could get or prepare. l can testify to
its efficiency in my case at all events
For sale by A. III. Roberts.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-01-28
How to Succeed.

This Is The great problem OF life which few sat.
isfactorly solve. Some fail because Of poor
health others wan. OF luck, but the majority
ncryolls, irreSuiiite, clangeahle, easily get Inc
blles aud ''taho the SHIRTS down to keep tho
spirits M" thus wasting maacy, time, Gppor'
tnnly ana nerve force. ilirc Is nothing IKE
slccialst mr. Miles, to cure all nervous diseases
az headache, the blues. nervous prostrati0n,
sleeplessncss, nenisl,ea, 1t. vitus dance, nts
and by steria. Trial bottles and fac book OF ties.
tinonli,ls free at A. II. Roberts.
A trial convinces the most skeptical.
Carefully prepared, pleasant to the taste
DeWitt's Cough and Consumption Cure
is q valuable remedy.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-01-28
Notice of Probate of Will.

DISTRICT COURT IN AND FOR AUDUBON
COUNTY.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-01-28


All kinds of cooking
and heating stoves
at McKarahan &
Vandenburgh's. we
make a speciality of
the best stoves in the
market and sell them
at reasonably 10 w
prices. Come and
see for yourself.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-01-28

500 90
COCO 90
200 90
800 90
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1892-06-19
I'll 4ropico

SAN FRANCISCO NUMERO 32.-CAPTTAL
dc To- Se00rsS P5sG HsraaGn0s
Il mas o0mQle50 surGllo 10 5alzado de to-
daS lAses pAca salltas, c80Alle;OS y Mn ID.
LAS 6iGimas n0Ve1ades en- 81 raGo.-IMPORTAs
OI0N MENSUAL DIREGTA de IoS producGOs le los
prlnclpales faDrlcan5eS maIl0rquiaes extra
jerOS.-VlsiJese Ia peleGsrla EL TR0PICo 10
olvidar la dIceccl0n: 89B Fra scssco 80. Sc
COmQlaoa muon0 los parroqalanos. 3O-15
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1892-06-19
Peloterla lila Americans

DE PIZk HERMANOS
Gale de JG F0rt0tesG, ss10s. Puerto Rico
LAS madces de famllia haran muy blen en-
Vsltar este buon estaD .eolmlento de dettallo
ioaie SO encontrara siampre un oonsSante
suc5ldo de calzado para senoras, caballeros Y
amos, todo selecto y q preoios sumamente
pODular6S.
- EL sHvtjdO Sc Te's1evG p0r t0d0S Jos vGpOyes
En- esta casa SOLO SO yende ealziado prOduc.
20 de Las mej0res fabricas naoionales extran.
aras. Vista haoe f6. 3O-l6
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1892-06-19
Casa de Pr6stalnos

DE LON FRAN CISCO SALGADO
En dlchO essaDl0clnlenJO 80 ON IN GOda
clase de oDjegOs, Gates como m1eOles, alb Alas,
maqulnas de ooaec e5o. so vendel prooedea
te do empenDs maQuinas ue o0sar do Uodas
clases, mueDleH, prondas e5c. IN blllar de
famlila bRen eSGad0. Puerto -Rioo, Mayo "a
de 1892
La correspondencia de Puerto Rico. (San Juan, P.R.) 1890-1943, 1892-06-19
Julian jose de AhedO
AaENTE DE NEGOCIOs

Sc haoe cargo de Ia venta de oasas hatos
del pals. riene oomisiones ds vender yarJsa
casaa de alto 5erraras, asi como do co1Ocar
dlnero con Duenas hiposeOas para desoOntar
baratQ dOoument0s de buenas hrmas.
AHkDQ peCa0nalmente 0nae1a laa nnCaa
cue tiana 0rdan de vender ae haOa eera.,
lde - adslsaa Dc aeoswionsa :
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1892-05-06
NEIIIART MEAGIIER COUNTY, MONT, FRIDAY MAY G. 1892

fire April q. Six members of the
'Devils Auction company are dead
bedeath the fallen walls of the build
ing and nearly three score people
are in the hospital suffering from
burns. Loss, to theater and adjoin-
ing buildings, about sl,OOO,OOO.
The work of applying the block
system of signals to the entire New
York Central between New York
and, Buffalo is practically under way.
The company's chief engineer has
been authorized to contract for the
erection of seven,y-eight iron bridg-
es spanning the track road from
Albany to Buffalo. These bridges,
which will be Ii ight structures, will
carry the signals and the operators
cabin. There are to be ninety three
block signal stations between Albany
and Buffalo, and all but twenty OF
them will be elevated. The cost
will reach several hundred thousand
dollars but it is not exactly known,
Buffalo Times, April 6.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1892-05-06
STATE NEWS.

Two horse thieves, George Spencer
and Mike Burnett, were killed by
officers in "Jackson's Hole" Wyo.,
on April 18th. The thieves would
not surrender and had to be shot
down by the officers. Fifty three
head of Montana horses were found
in their possession.
The Chicken, that Sheriff Hamil-
ton went after, flew across the line
before the officer could overtake
him. If he escapes being bagged
by the look k-outs up north he is a
good one. If captured his wings
will be clipped for some time to
come.-Great Falls Tribune.
The contractors on the Mountain
View spur, at Butte, expect to finish
their work about May tenth, and
turn the road over to the Montana
Central at that time. The spur will
be about four miles of rail. The
grading is practically completed and
about 100 men will be laid off this
week.
The grand jury of Silver Bow
county is understood to be at work
on case from which very sensa.
tional development is expected in d
few days. The case is the escape oI
Price, the murderer, Cosgrove.
Sparks and others, from the county
Jail, few months ago. In court to-
day, the case against Cosgrove fol
highway robbery was nollied in con.
sideration of important testimony
given by him before the grand jury
The same charge was lodged against
Sparks, and he was permitted te
plead guilty to grand larceny on the
understanding that he should receive
the lightest sentence. Price, the
murderer Of Cunningham, escaped
with these men, and was afterwards
found in the loft over the Miners
Union Hall. 1t is understood thai
the grand jury is trying to connec
the escape with the Penrose case
and startling developments are ex
pected.- Standard.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1892-05-06
THE WORLD.

William Astor, of New York, died
in Paris April %, of heart disease.
Ravachol and Simon, the Partisan
anarchists, were sentenced, on April
9th, at hard labor for life.
The President, on April 2Sth, sent
to the senate the nomination of L.
Jefferson Coolidge, of Massachusetts,
to be minister of the United States
to France.
One hundred thousand dollar fire
at Hudson, an Ohio town. Destroy.
ing the entire business portion Of
the town including fifteen store
buildings and a brick block.
At Bennington, N. j., Sunday
fire destroyed *l25,OOO worth of pro
perty belonging to Edward T. Wells
A number of valuable Jersey cow
high priced horses were burned.
The Grand Central theater, a
Philadelphia, Pa, was destroyed b
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1892-05-06

From The Meagher County News.
Mrs. Turner, OF Fort Benton, is
visiting with the family Of Mrs. Bar
ker.
Parties coming from Neihart say
that the old road will have to be
opened up in order to get through
before long, as it will be impossible
to travel over the new one on ac-
count of deep snow.
About twenty-five citizens who be-
lieve in silver met at the Court
House last night and organized a
silver club. Almon Spencer was
elected president; B. r. Sherman,
vice.prisident; and j. 7. Anderson,
secretary and treasurer.
Mr.. T.. Bergeron, one of the old
timers of Neihart, is among the
jurors called to serve the people.
He is part owner in the Dakota and
half dozen other good claims just
joining the town, and also the owner
In good deal of town real estate.
y. T.. s. Barker, Of Neihart, came
over Monday. He says the Benton
group is making new strikes every
day and new finds are getting to be
an old story. 1t is a continuous SUR
prise mine. This group of mines
show the richest ore in the district.
The tunnel on which they are run
ming on the lead is gaining depth.
about two feet to every foot run.
and the ore is getting richer and
richer.
The following are the delegates
elected from the several districts tc
represent Meagher county at the
State Republican convention, al
Missoula, the 9th inst: White Sui.
phur Springs, f. J. Anderson, II. J
Giltinan and Alex r. Rhone; Town
send, J. G. Stewart and E. II. Good.
man; Martinsdale, r. II. Clendennin
Neihart, Chas. d. I.add and f. X
Abbott; Castle, H. H. Barnes and
G. l.. Lansing; Barker, Harry Sill
yer: Canyon Ferry, J. V. Standiford
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1892-05-06
A Skipper Called In.

PHILADELPHIA, April 30.-J. b.
Hallowell, young man "a years of
age, cashier of the West Superior,
Wis, bank who, with the president,
succeeded in skipping away from
that town last Monday with $4,000
of the banks cash, was captured
here this morning. When the en-
bezzlcment was discovered the mat
ter was placed in the hands of Pin
kertons, who have been on Hallow-
ellis track ever since and followed
him to this city. Hallowell admitted
that he was wanted in West Superior
and that if he returned he could
straighten out the affair.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1892-05-06
Will Give Audience.

LONDON, April 3O.--Iord Sails
bury, Goschen and Balfour has con-
sented to receive an influential dep
utation from the chambers of com
merce and from the commercial COM
munity, whose object it is to urge
the promotion of an international
agreement looking to the unrestrict.
ed coinage of gold and silver, as a
remedy for the embarrassment in
trade rising from violent fluctuations
and the uncertainty af exchange with
silver-using countries.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1892-05-06
A Chicago Verb.

Bleecher.--By Jove! She's stun
ner.
Iakefront.-Great, is MT she?
B.-Unmarried?
I..--Twice, l believe.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1892-05-06
Gettiug Down to Hard Pan.

Helen Hyler.--I suppose you find
America very different from Eng
land?
Lord Blazonberry.--Ah, Ya-as; in
some things. For instance, in Eng
land, we put the pavement on top OF
the dirt; but here in New York, you
seem to put the dirt on top of the
pavement.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1892-05-06
A Big Claim.

SALEM, o., April 3O.-George and
Henry Kelly, of this city, assert an
heirship to the property in the
Lehigh valley coal region now oper-
ated by the Lehigh Coal and Navi-
CATION company and valued at over
$40, 100000.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1892-05-06
Gold And Silver Production.

The directors of the mint has Just
transmitted to congress report on
the production of the precious metals,
covering the calendar year 1891, the
following abstract Of which has been
courteously supplied to the press:
Tne product of gold from the
mines Of the United States aggre.
gated 1,W4,84O fine ounces, Of the
value of s33,175,OOO. This is all in.
crease of s33O,OO0 over the product
Of the previous calender year. The
Increased product is due largely to
improved processes of treatment, and
to the increased amount of gold ex-
tracted from lead and copper ores.
The product Of silver from our own
mines was 5S,33O,O0N fine ounces, of
the commercial value of $57 ,63O,O4O,
or of the coming value in silver dol
lars, of 5,41G,365. This is All in
crease of 50, 100000 ounces over the
prior year. The increased silver
product was due principally to new
finds in Colorado and Idaho and to
the cheapening of the processes of
smelling lead and copper ores bear
ing silver.
The director of the mint has made
a special effort to distribute, for the
first time, the silver product of the
United States to the source of pro-
duction. He estimates that of the
total product for the last calendar
year, 2S, ,497 900 fine ounces were
produced from quartz and milling
ores; 23, 100000 from lead ores; and
6,126,OO0 from copper ores; total
silver, So, $50, 900 fNe ounces.
The total product of private and
government refneries in the United
States, including foreign metal smelt-
ed and refined, was:
Fine Ounces
Gold ............. 2,169,S6a
Silver ............. 1886, Ala
The total value of the gold depos.
tied at the mints during the year
was $7O,915,632, of which $24, ,S53,.
1870 was foreign coin and bullion
The deposits and purchases of silver
aggregated 73,OSS,626 standard oun-
ces, of the coming value of $So, ,O4S,-
oS4. The amount of silver purchas.
ed by the government during the
year was "a, ,393,012 fine ounces
costing $53, ,796,S33. The average
cost of the silver purchased during
the year was $O.9S9 per fine ounce
The average cost of the total amount
purchased under the act of July IA
1890, has been $l.O2 per fine ounce
The price of silver at the com
mencement of the calendar year 1891
was $1.O5S per fine ounce, and al
the close, December 81, was $O.95;
per fine ounce. The average price
for the calendar year was 5000 pei
fine ounce.
At the date of the passage of the
act of July IA, 1890, the price O.
silver was sl.O71 per fine ounce; a
the date the law went into effect i
had advanced to $l.13. The highes
point touched was on August 10
1890 $1.2l per fine ounce. The
lowest point touched was ON Marcl
2S, 1S92-$ $O.S53 per fine ounce.
At the lowest price of silver dur
ing the year the commercial value
of the pure silver contained in TIN
silver dollar was $O.733.4; at th'
highest price, $O.S26, and at th'
average price, $O.764. At the pric'
of silver March 20, 1892, the com
mercial value of the pure silver il
the dollar was $O.66.- Journal.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1892-05-06
Reason in Everything.

Customer Tin BARRIERS chair -
Why do you BARRIERS always stuff a
fowl around mans neck until it
almost chokes him?
Barber.-That's to press on the
arteries, so the cuts won't bleed so
much.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1892-05-06
Many Fatally Injured.

VIENNA, May IA veil worn by
a recently confirmed girl at high
mass in the Catholic church at JOS
ephstadt, to-day caught fire and a
panic ensued. Many women and
children tainted from the crash and
were trampled upon. 1t is learned
several victims were fatally injured.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1892-05-06
A Give Away.

Minnie.---I know you have pro-
posed great many times since
Leap-year began.
Amy.--How do you know:
Minnie.-Because your gown is
bagged at the knees.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1892-05-06
No Music in His Soul.

Uncle Humsted. What kind of a
show was that?
Bessie Morris A Symphony Con-
cert.
Uncle H.--A sympathy concert,
ell? Wall must say ! have good
deal of sympathy for them as has to
go to 'em regular.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1892-05-06
Solved Two Problems.

Mrs. Dullard.-I don't see how
you manage to get along without a
girl.
Mrs. Sharpe have great many
relatives who like to visit me, and l
make them help.
Mrs. Dyes; but they'll soon
get tired Of that and stop coming.
Mrs. S.-Then I'll get a girl.
The Neihart herald. [volume] (Neihart, Mont.) 1890-1901, 1892-05-06
A Strange Order.

Gentleman.--I wish to get pair
of boots.
Clerk.--Boots:
G.-Yes; boots.
C.--Oh! Hunting-boots,
G.-No; boots.
C.--Fisherman's boots?
G.--No.
C.---Lumbermen's boots?
G.~-No! l want gentlemen's boots!
C.-~Ah, l see! You mean shoes!