Warren sheaf., 1892-01-07
HIRING A GIRL,

Tho Queries Of . Gotham Dom ostlo Seeking
ACongenial situation.
Inc cross-examination is not alwavs
on the side OF the lady. The servant is
freq uently more Of an expert in that
line than her would-be mistrosR Mrs.
H., OF Lexington avenue, near 54th
street, on her removal from Washinr-
ton, advertised for q servant The first
respondent was girl with an astonish-
Ing pullback and an ela borately deco
rated hat She answered satisfactorily
Mrs d. 9 few questions. Then II was
her inning. 81 IS
How many have you in family?"
asked Miss Pullback. while one of her
plumes nodded flercely at the lady Of
tho house.
There are my husband, ono child
and, as you see, myself
Chow oldis the child, mumo'
Three years, one month, four dayA
five hours and"-glancing at her watch
-"about ten minutes"
But this was said so pleasantly that
Pullback did not see the sarcasm.
Boy or grip"
"Boy"
"Of course You have nurse for him,
mum?''
''Of course"
Have you any dodgers, mum?"
"Oh, certainly not; Mr.. H. is not .
lodging house keeper"
Am l expected to do all tho cook
in'?"
II think son
"Do you have any comp'ny to din
ner?''
Occasionally"
about how many, might ask,
mum?'
"Oh, that depends
Can have all the things want for
cookin? You don't lock up the pantry,
num-"
IF you desire it I will leave it vn-
locked"
81 would like to go to church every
Sunday morning; they were very re-
ligious in my last place.
1--WE are rather religiohsly inclined
ourselves, and would rather prefer that
you occupy our pew on the Sunday
morning"
9 And can have every other Sunday
out and one day in the week?''
"If you insist upon it, yes''
you've no objection to me receivin'
comp'ny?''
''Not the least"
"You sez, mum, you gives twenty
dollars"
''Yes."
DO have q different bedroom to
the nurse?"
Eyes Would you like to see it?"
And the lady at once led Miss Pullback
upstairs, but to her own elegantly fur
nished cham Der. "Isn't this a lovely
room?" said Mrs b., with the least sus-
picion of irony in her tone.
Eyes" stammered the expert servant.
girl, beginning to get little mixed :"
''Now come downstairs and I'll show
you something else.''
Arrived in the hall, Mrs. Fl. asked the
coarse-featured, bold eyed girl:
DO you see that door?" pointing to
the street door. "Now open It and get
through it as quickly as you can. you
impertinent young hussy.'' sa
Miss Pullback was .dazed, and when
she waggled down the iron stoop it was
evident that her spirit was as limp as
the feather in her hat."-N. Y. Herald.
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