Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-13

| the robins nest again they will have to &C
| elsewhere. He had the air of a student o
the old school. When 1 say that I mean
one of the pallid students of the day when
men studied SO hard that their sons often
filled chappie's grave. The typical
| of door tendencies and freckles on the back
of his neck. He may not be able to trans,
| late the Songs of Solomon from the original,
with words and music at sight, but we
hope that he is the forerunner of better
race.
's'I see that another great man has come
out with the statement that he can no lon-
ger vote with his old party" I said, spear
| ing another roll and cutting the hot and
steaming thing open with my knife in order
| to show that felt no restraint, no matter
where 1 might be placed.
:'Ah!'' he said, ''2S, %, 3O-to whom do
| YOU refer-31, 32-may ask?"
''To large malt dealer in Philadelphia,
| who says that the Mckinley bill is running
the malt business-33, "a, 35, 36,' added,
| in order to show that belonged to the same
lodge, but really not knowing what he was
| driving at.
Exactly; but-11, '12, 13, IA, 15-why
| does the Mckinley bill have that effect on
the-16 II, 1S, 19-malt business?" he asked
as he swallowed his oatmel and declined a
glass of buttermilk on account of his
| mustache.
The Tariff and Barley Boards.
"Bv making the tariff on Canadian malt
so high that it is prohibitory, thus compell-
ing the dealer to depend upon the American
barley, which is falling off, the American
farmer refusing to- raise it because under a
Republican administration he finds that the
sharp boards of the barley while being
+l,o,bad rort dawn hiq hank-0O
| 49, 1 replied.
"Ah, yes-24, %, 26, q, 2s-might ask
what your views are on the tariff-29, 80, 81,
80 2"
"Certainly-33, "a, 35-if you will tell me
what chapter of the Phi Gamma Delta you
belong to, so that may see if am working
in your degree or not-36, 81, So, &c."
ayes, yes; you refer, no doubt-9, 10,
| II. 12-to my habit of enumeration and
mastication.
eyes, sir-13, IA, 15-if you please"
''Very we'll; then 1t is agreed-16, II, 49,"
'My notions, briefly, regarding the tariff
are that the man who says he can tell you
the ultimate effect upon the varied indus
| tries of this country, considering both
| employer and employe and their future, not
| for two or four years, but for a generation,
prevaricates. IT either party can make votes
by reciting ssolated instances of great
prosperity among manufacturers who have
married wealthy wives and put the money
into the business, or on the other hand,
the cases of the manufacturers who have
been compelled to shut up ostensibly on
account of the Mckinley law, but
really because they did not advertise, let
them do so.
Liberality of Our Tariff Views.
81 rode up from Atlanta with man who
4al h. I,,k- q na1A
but aside from that wanted absolute free
trade as soon as possible. We are as broad
and liberal in our tariff views as we are In
our religion. We forget that some consti-
tutions require the heroic treatment, while
others yield to gentler methods and the all
powerful and all-humanizing influences of
love. We should not be too arbitrary one
way or the other. A man residing in the
canton of Constable's Hook lost the sale of
q barrel of low necked clans because of
the quarantine which was instituted for the
protection of 65,00O,000 of lives, and he
made quite little war over it, creating
general panic in the country and great in
convenience to Mr.. A. M. Palmer.
"We have no more right to measure the
great economy of the universe by our little
two dollar horizon than we have to estab-
lish law that no man shall be admitted to
the Authors Club who writes with his
tongue out We can not all think alike,
and that is the reason why we now and
then run across an original thought e1-
pressed in an original way.
"If more people fancy that the present
tariff arrangement is more beneficial to
them than the other, more people will vote
that way. If more people vote that way.
and experiments should be made success
fully with purified ballot, the side so
voting in the greatest numbers will elect
their candidate. Then the horizon will
clear up again, another prize fight will be
brought to our notice, and the march of I'M
provement will be once more resumed.
A Lesson From Mr.. Gladstone.
Sand now if you will explain that
method of enumeration to me We may 60 on
board ouEtrair.".s
"Yes, indeed" said the studious man ~