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The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1892-03-04
PUNoENr PARAGRAPHS.

~ see," said the large man to the
doctor, that you advertise to reduce
fat men," Eyes. SIR" do you mean
physically or Observation-Disclosures
ton Star.
How did the surprise party go of
last night?" ''Double-quick time Tho
surprised people thought they were
burglars. and turned the hose on them"
-Harper's Bazaar.
-Yabsley-"Wonder what is their
idea in making this Schweitzer cheese
so full of holes?" Mudge-"'Guess they
thought it needed little fresh air. -
Indianapolis Journal.
Mrs. Bellows Ito the servant girD-
"Mollie, the baby's eyes follow you
wherever you 60" Servant Girl-''I
think his eyes resemble his fathers so
much. IN. Y. Herald.
-Foreigner-'I was in your congress
once when the scene was noiser than
that in stable" American-"That
must have been when the 'neighs' were
being countedi"-Rider and Driver
Hell don't see what people keep
diaries for. can keep all my affairs
in my head" She-'That's good
way, too; but not every one has the
room"
- Are you pretty well acquainted
with your mother tongue, my boy?"
asked the school-teacher of the new
scholar. yes SIR" answered the lad.
timidly; ina jaws me a good deal, sir. A"
Comic.
-Smythe-"I dropped cent in front
of blind beggar to-day to see if he'd
pick it up" Tompxins-"Well. did hep"
Smythe-''No he said Make it a dollar.
boss, and I'll forget myself IN. Y.
Herald.
-Fogg-"I saw Henderson to-day,
and, do you know, he acted strangely.
l really believe he is out of his mind"
Brown-'I saw him to-day. too, and he
talked quite nationally" Fogg-"Then
l wasn't mistaken, it ms"-Boston
Transcript.
He took her hand tenderly. "A
ring would look sweet on that little
finger" he said-"an engagement ring"
at isn't the fashion to wear engage
ment rings on the little finger" she
replied, drawing her hand away. -Har-
per's Bazaar.
-Chum-'That rich uncle of yours
hangs on pretty we'll, doesn't hep"
Spendall-'Indeed he does, and here
am head over heels in debt" What
doctor does he have?" None. He
won't have DOCTOR" my gracious!
You must get him out of that notion or
he'll never die. brooklyn Life.
Servant from the fat above)-"Me
lady say as will you let your daughter
sing this afternoon?" Lady (much
pleased)-'Why certainly. Tell your
mistress l am glad that she enjoys it."
Servant-"Yes, mum. She expects a
visit from the landlord this afternoon
an she wants some excuse for askin' a
reduction in rent"
-Guardian-"How does my niece get
op with her music-is she making any
progress?" Musicus-'I regret to say
that she ia not. Her time and lingering
are very defective, and all l can do to
correct them makes no impression on
her. She will run the scales to suit
herself" Guardian - "She inherited
that from her father. He was twenty
years in the coal business boston
COuriar
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1892-03-04
"Cheap Girls"

The unpleasant phrase cheap girls"
has arrested my attention more than
once, and have wondered what sort of
girls they are. Are they those whose
loud laughter and talking draws to
them the attention of every one in the
car? Are they those whose voices call
us to the window as they pass? DO
they wear skirts so narrow, shoes so
tight, waist so small. that their gait is
an amusement or marvel? Do they
puff up their shoulders above their ears,
and piece their skirts down from the
top in order that they may sweep the
streets? l wonder are they the girls
who place themselves in the way of
young men? who make errands
which will carry them into business
streets, and call frequently on girls
who have brothers? How easily their
flimsy device is seen through, and what
sneers it occasions Dear girls, don't
be cheap Don't make a bargain
counter of your church vestibule, and
offer your smiles and your vivacious
talk to the young man whose person
and manners have pleased your fancy.
Mrs. Lyman Abbott, in Ladies Home
Journal
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1892-03-04
Tn. London woman,s Political Life.

One reason why so few women who
believe in the political equality of the
sexes have made little Roadway is the
general apathy of their own sex. When
one first sees something of the political
work done by women in London, one
thinks it must be but a matter of days
before they are put on the same footing
rs men in all branches of political life.
But it does not take long to discover
that these women-workers are in de-
cided minority. that even in their own
ranks, many, while they would work
themselves To death to secure the VIC
tory of liberals or tories, would fight as
hard against their own emancipation,
and that the great majority of women
in London Lave absolutely no sympa-
thics one way or the other but are in a
state of complete and for them. happy
indifference. Elizabeth Robins PEN
nell, in Chautauquan.
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rump as he fees. have never known
horn to go through the hide around
the neck, although after a conflict the
flesh will show great bruises there un-
der the skin. In this particular in
stance. however, l interrupted the con-
fiict long before it had time to come to
a fatal conclusion, killing both COM
batants-one by a shot in the shoulder
as they wrestled together, and the other
by bullet in the flank as it ran. We
had had no breakfast that morning,
and the first thing we did was to cut
out strip of steak from alongside the
loins, build a fire and roast on willow
twigs little kabobs of luscious meat
If taken in the open, an elk can be
run down by good horse. I have
never myself tried the experiment, but
three years ago, near my ranch. cow
boy with whom 1 have often worked
on round-ups performed the feat He
was on the roundup. and was driving
some cattle ont of brush patch at the
bottom of coulee when an elk sprang
up directly ahead of him and went off
at the swinging trot characteristic of
the species A trotting elk can 90 all
day, but il it should be forced to gallop,
though it goes very fast for few hun
dred rods it speedily tires The cow
boy on his speedy, wiry little pony in
stantly dashed Mt the elk, forced it to
gallop, and kept it on the run for nearly
mile; then IL began to flag. He then
came alongside and threw his rope over
the horns With the utmost exertions,
however, he was unable to master it
until another cow.puncher rode up and
shot IL with revolver. Theodore
Rooscvelt In N v Sun
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THE BEAR is FUNNY.
or Course tho Humor IL Not SO Apparent
when You Are In His Clutch.


When You Are In His Clutch.
In localities where oak forests abound,
says General MacIntre, perhaps the
pleasantest II not the best, time for
shooting bears Is in the month of De-
cembcr, when they are fed on acorns,
which are then ripe. They generally
commence feeding about sunset. when
they climb up the oak trees and gorge
themselves with acorns all night, often
not betaking themselves to their lairs,
which are generally either caves or
thickets near their feeding ground, I'M
til some time after sunrise.
Their whereabouts is easily discov-
cred from the broken branches show
ing distinctly against the dark foliage
of tie trees, the back OF the leaf of the
Himalayan oak being white.
At the commencement Of the acorn
season their attention is so much en-
gagged with their feast that usually they
are easily approached. But on suddenly
finding themselves 'treed," their aston
ishment is ludicrous to behold.
A bear, he adds, when up tree, even
II only slightly wounded. never attempts
to Chamber down. 1t invariably fops
straight on to the ground from any
height whatsoever. once saw bear
l had shot at roll over and over like a
ball down an almost perpendicular de-
clivity for several hundred feet and
seemingly without much Inconvenience
from its tumble, as it was nowhere to
be found at the bottom.
An odd popularity of the bears is that
when two or more of them are found
together. and one of them happens to
get wounded, the wounded one will
sometimes manifest its resentment by
savagely attacking one of it's compan-
ions A good story in this connection
is told of another sportsman He had
stalked Il large she bear feeding in
some open ground, with half-grown
cub at its side. From the bears posi-
ton he could not get shot at vital
place, and SO, instead of waiting, as he
ought to have done, he fred and hit it
behind. He might just as well have hit
her with lady's riding whip.
The animal, on being struck, turned
around to see what was the matter,
and. perceiving nothing but her own
cub feeding quietly by her side, came
to the conclusion, apparently, that the
cub had bitten her. Consequently she
at once rushed at the cub to punish it
for its presumption, and the two rolled
over and over and disappeared in the
jungle, The sportsman was too much
amused to get another shot
Another remarkable popularity of
bears noted by Gen. MacIntyre is that
when bear attacks a man it invaria-
bly, goes for the face, whereas tiger
or leopard usually seizes limb first.
Hence it is that in the Himalayas native
villagers are not infrequently to be seen
with their faces fearfully disfigured by
bears claws. This they arc liable to
when protecting their crops from de-
struction by the bears. Chamber
journal
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1892-03-04
THE UPWARD WAY.
Tho Highways of success Are Open to
Every One.


Action is a necessity with perfect
beings, and progression is law of God
SO at first there may be no visible sign
of genius, no tangible proof of what we
feel that we can do, yet persistent daily
effort, with your soul in your work.
will unfold your talent day by day as
the flowers open their leaves to the
sun, and if we grow not weary of pa
tient endeavor we shall see our highest
dreams fulfilled. Aside from the duty
of making the most of the possibilities
which God has planted in us, striving
always to give to them the best part of
ourselves, the return is ample, and
there is no ingratitude from these in
ward promptings AS soon as we have
put our shoulder to the wheel feeling
of love arises in our hearts for our
work, and it seems to smile back at us
as it grows more shapely and perfect in
our hands. Music, painting. sculpture
are not the only highways of genius
and talent; more homely and useful
ways they often take.
If the woman who has a natural apt
ness for dressmaking and the dainty
handling which such a calling demands,
instead of getting SO tired and wishing
she was not obliged to work, would only
love her work little and try to realize
the fact that she possesses a spark of
genius her happiest hours would be
those spent in her work-room amid the
tools and trappings of her trade. So it
is with anything we really wish to do.
Some one has said that our desires
are presentments of our capabilities.
We may each prove this by working
faithfully to accomplish that which
we most desire, and the measure of our
diligence will be the measure of our
| success. -Boston Budget.
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Take pretty girls eyes dark or fair
t" suit the taste) aud mix them with
your own. They are not to be shaken,
or you'll be, Add blush or two and a
half a dozen signs those that have not
been kept over from last season are pre-
ferred.) Mix in little emotion from
your own heart, flavor with a sip or two
from her -uby lips. Pour the whole into
an EN- brace, and then don't stir. Brook
lvn ifc
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Acquainted With IL.

Ella tat the opera)-There's Charley
Slim. and do believe he's got on Harry
Saunders coat.
Sallie-Nonsense! He wouldn't Dor
row dress coat
Ella (excitedly)-Don't you suppose
know that right sleeve?-J Judge.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-07-31
COFFIN DElLERs CLOSE THEIR SESSION.

The goodnaturcd and mirthfl men who compose
the Coffin Salesmcns Protective Association closed
their annual session at tho broadway Central Hotel
yesterday The election OF officers resulted follows
President John r. Royal, OF Harrisburg, Penn; vice
president W. j. Briggs, syracuse, y. Y, second vice
president z. L. Van Allen, Buffalo third vice prcsi-
dent T.. f. Ely; secretary F. +. Wooda Cincinnati {;
corresponding secretary c. f. splccr, Harrisburg
treasurer Wesley Kelley, Iftsburg; sergeant arms.
W. f. Hurd. Grand Rapids. Mich. The matter Of
raising the death benefit from 500 to 81 600 was
referred to a committee.
a resolution adopted admitting coin dealers
bOOkkeepers and clerks to membership In the or
ganlzation, but dtbarring the member OF any firm
from holding Office. The next meeting Of the asSOyla-
ton will be held In Chicago. \ pleasing incident
Of the convention was the presentation Of II hand
some silk umbrella by the wives and women friends
Of the members to the retiring president, J. H.
Quinl. 4 vote OF thanks given to The Iilgrims
local club of undcrjakers and 10 the New York
coffin manufacturers who assisted In entertaining the
convention. Last evening the collin statesmen on
jOycd picnic I'm Cosmopolitan Park, Amsterdam
ave. and Onehundred and sixty -ninth-st.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-07-31

Twenteth-st from entertainment by six little girls
and three boys at Mount Meenahgs, Elenvtlle, NJ T..
| $34 and from az. NJ. B. l$5.
Attention is directed to on advertisement In another
column offering for sale the Herreshoff steam yacht
Tranquilo
Brother Abel vice president Of the Pathological Syn
dicatc Of West France and member OF the admins
ratve council OF the frculturc association OF thas
Section sailed on the steamship La Gascogne yester-
day. He has been in this country for some time, In
vcsgatng the diseases Of fruit trees In this State and
Canada and has secured many photographs Of affected
| trees
The centennial of the Declaration OF the French
| Republic will be September %. For the first time
the anniversary will celebrated in France the day
having been made a national holiday. The French
colony in this city will celebrate the centennial by
night festival. to be given at Lion Park under the
| auspices Of the societe Franchise PAmtie.'
Minnie shande German immigrant girl, who has
been in this country two months, brought to Ellis
Island yesterday by the police, and will be sent back
She tried to commit suicide Friday night by Jump.
ing from the pier at feminist. and the East River.
A special excursion train to 'Chauauqua Lake, over
the West Shore Railroad, will start from the West
Thirtccnth-st and Forty second st. ferries at
p. m. tomorrow. The rate for the round trip is Ss,
and tickets good for return until August 81.
Thousands OF persons patronized the cool summer
garden OF the Edcn Musee during tne oppressive
weather Of the last week The mechanical appliances
Of the place kept the temperature down, and at no
time did the thermometer in the garden register more
than 20 degrees. Powell and Matton continue to
attract larg, audiences. Beginning tomorrow even.
ing for week, Powell will make startling nnova-
ton in the stage performance by producing an Illusion
Of Rider IIaggards She" Concerts by Munczy Latos
given In the afternoon and evening.
Charles d. Hamill, president Of the Chicago Board
Of Trade. was passenger on the steamship La Gas
cOgnc for Ilavre yesterday.
Commissioner Giroy's threat Of imposing o 5 per
cent penalty on all due and unpaid Croton water
rentals tomorrow had a marked effect upon Water
Register Ricy's receipts last week The amount coll
eced reached the respectable figure Of S253,355 O5.
Mayors Marshal Engelhard took In S1,14s so last
week for $50 city licenses issued TO keepers Of cabs
employment Offices, TO vendors and to owners Of dogs
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-07-31

gam. the visitors baed Carkson hard did poor work
10 the field Weather cloudy and cool. The score;
FIRST GAME.
S fRs,saHd '...,s 9 90
acknowledgement 10 oheae0 ETrO5'-Gsyssno
SECOND GAME.
c Giiysi'1d -. G6-SS
Chicago ,n5
Dpire~sisrney 'A'O" '''''
Cincinnati July 30-Cincinnau an uphill game
from ST. Louis this afternoon all Ct the home players long
hits coming in opportuney. Attendance, 1900. The
St, Ioai. 9 Q 9 SS
BasehltsClncinnau o, St. Louis !. Errors-CIncinnat
6. St Louis g. Pitchcrs-Ishnes and Gleason. Umpire
Pttsburg July 30-Pittsburcs squirt lasted but day.
the Louisville elsy victory this afternoon
Baldwn's work stretch and the whole team seems
BE- demoraized The
E El'iiS.SiE ..........S 2 2 IS
Bssehts.PittsHarg 0, Louisville -? Error.-P,tsburs
HURT.
Rochester July 3o.-The home players battcd with ef
feet to-day and easy victory from the Providence
team. Tho
F P3SSis.se. ::.:::S ! g % d-'5
Buffalo. July 3o-The Buffalo nine defeated the Albany
to-day after a well.payed game by the following
S sSsas .. :......SS 9 : O.
Troy July ao.-Thc BInehdmton tom botted Fricken
freely to-day and won game from Troy by this score:
n1os ~ 9 9 &c
Passac. N. j., July 3o.-Thc Passac A. C. team wa
beaten by the o. ". 7. nlno Of Newark by this
E R.. ri 7.1'c. ..:.:::$ 9 9 9 O. 60
walden. N. Y, July so.-walden 9, Dclawares, of
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-07-31
HOME NE US.
NETWORK CITY.

Sealed proposals opened at the Custom House
Yesterday for mis- ,elancous supplies for the fiscal
year ending June 60. 1893. Thirty bids were re-
ccived averaging trifc lower than in previous years
The supplies comprise fuel, Ice water, light. laundry
Ing hauling ashes coupe service and special fire
electric telegraph service.
The organizations 10 take part in the United
schuctzenfcst will have parade on the morning OF
August l. There Will be six divisions In line, and
they will form In Third Fourth Flfth and SiAh stS..
east and west Of Sccond.avc., ut ;45 August
l. The line Of march will be up sccond-nve. to FIJI
tnenthst, thence 10 Fourth ave-, to sevonccnst and
proadway. The column will be reviewed by the Mayor
nj the north side OF Union squarc, and the march
viii be continued along Broadway to -Four cent hst
thence to Fourh-ave., TO Fighth-st.. 10 Avenue
A. b. Houson-st., to Eldrdgest to Broomest.. to the
East River. thence 10 Grand Street Ferry.
Tho Tribune yesterday received the following con-
tnbutons: For the babies Wards, No. 4c2 East
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-07-31
THEY GAVE HIM TOO MICH ETHER.

DR.. F. p. Iowser. OF No. 100 West sixty second
ST. acting for Deputy Coroner Weston, made an
autopsy yesterday afternoon on the body OF Phhp
Lustig who died Friday morning having failed to
regain consciousness after ether was administered to
him so that three physicians might dress his arm.
The had been cut by glass while Lustig was
lowering the window at his home. Dr. c. 5. Collins,
Of No. 1O3 West sixty thlrd-st, was called In first.
lie found there danger Of the mans bleeding to
death, and after temporarily binding the arm. sent
ont for DR.. Howard c. Myers and DR.. Edward William
son, OF Seventy -ninth-st. and the Boulevard.
DR.. Collins who filed ont the death certificate,
declared that Lustig died from cerebral hemorrhage.
Or. HOwser, who made the autopsy, saws that death
due 10 chronic nephr1s and fatty heart lie also
says that death hasencd by the administration
OF the ether, as the condition of the made him
unable 10 stand II. Lustig he says, had been n
sufferer from heart disease but he might have lived
many years. DR.. Howscr thinks the physicians who
administered the ether 10 blame for not making
an examination Of the mans condition 70 learn "
he could bear anacSthctic. The dose was not he
SAWS, too large in normal cases. IN inquest Will be
hold
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-07-31
NEWS FROM NEW-JERSEY.
NEWARK.


Tho death rate for the past week. as reported yes
tcriay by the Health officer 1850, more than
double the average weekly ratio The dilonal deaths
reported due b prostrntion by the heat Edwin
ID. Murphy, Of No. II Frelnghuysen IIllfa
Kochler, Of Fast Orange: Matthew kaimoth. OF No.
40 Wall-st.; Hugh Monnhan. Of No. "a lcSerst.: A.
Wagner, OF No. | Eighthnvc. Josiah L.. Born, OF No.
% West Kinney Robert Mccullough, fifty onc years
old. WHO recently came here from scotland and James
Fletcher, OF No. 10 Durond ST.
Chancellor Mctiill has granted IN absolute divorce
George II. Collier from his wife, Imogenc, giving
him custody OF the children. some time ago Mrs.
Collier procured Chicago divorce. She returned to
Newark and was married To W. II. Lyon, son OF a
rich brewer. II then discovered that her divorce
not granted properly. Mr. Collier had, in tho
meantime. begun proceedings Tor the divorce which
he has Just been granted Mrs Collier and Mr.. Lyon
were marricd by tho Rev. DIR. Parsons Of St. Paul,
Methodist Episcopal Church Newark. They live in
orange.
Lewis Sheppard, living In Bcllcvlllc. and employed
By the Riverside Rubber Company, drowned In
tho paSSnc River while bathing. on Friday evening:
lie twenty one years old and had recently moved
here from lroOhyD.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-07-31
TRIBUNE EXTRAS.

OUR CHAUNCEY"-"O Our Chauncey" f. Chauncs,
NJ Depew, the mastery leader of the Harrison forces
Mnnea oils who made the principal speech there
renominafing the President. Mr. Depew is acknowL
edged be the foremost OF American orators bran
sparkling, sound aud sazuciOus. His after Inner
speeches both the models and the despair OF his
rivns
Our Chauncey" is n poem. by Isnnc IL. Bromley
Illustrated profu-ey and comicnly by Dan Beard and
C. d. (:ibsou of the best pen-and-ink artists in
New.York City. When fret read. in New York City
before the Yale College boys IL received with
prolonged burst Of laughter and plause which
the end No doabf admirer of" Our Chamnccy"
will be delighted to b. able to pos-e-- in permanent
and really be ,uIiful form by capital draws
ngs and enriched by the wita series Of excrucl.
niins IL is a delicious piece of fun and IL IL
Oh ,rouahly possessed OF spirit of genial
sincere admiration for its eloquent subject Mr.
Bromleys humor. whether in prose verse. IL too
well kno and too highly and genrr lily Appreciated
need ecia comments but is doubi ui whether no
has done his wit credit than In these dash.
ing rolIicking and brilliant verses
Retail price. 81 copy The book has been offered az
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actual subscribers 10 The Daily may obtain Il
The same terms viz: 30 cents In addition 70
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GAMES IN OTHER CITIES.

Washington. July 3o.-Duryea was frlghtfuy Wild and
forced in two runs the third inning by bases ON halls
Tho Orioles had much chance hit the ball and Won
easily particularly the SENATOR were slow n fielding.
Vckery kept hits scattered except In the ninth ~.
tendance. $50. The score:
Washington ........... o 0 o %
Observation-Disclosures T. baltimore T. Trrors-Wash.
inpton o. Baltimore 3. Ptchers-Duryea and vIckery.
Umpro-Morcular.
Bo-ton July 30-To-diy's game wa. for blood pb,la-
big fayofi;c. ard with I'm the box.
started out like winner. Boston the game In tho
second making six hits Duny hitting for home run with
three bases Long made catch at q critical
poi'.t. Attendance. 33l0 The score:
P PSissS a ...:.:. Q ! 81!
REHABILITATION j.. Philadelphia 10 Errors-po,ton
g. Philadelphia .. 1fchcrs-Stivctts and X crfe Umnre
--G2hneV.
dievr.and, July 3O.-rhe home tam defeated tho
Cheagos twice to-day before 1000 people. In tho nrst
game Chicago got but one hit OH Young after the first
inning and that tells the whole story In thu second