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San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-15
ADJUSTMENTS.
JOE JEFFERSON.


Saturday last theatre goers were treat
ed to two appearances of the greatest liv-
ing comedian, Joe Jefferson, and his COM
pany, among whom were Louis James,
Mrs. John Drew, Viola Allen, w. L.
Owen, j. Fl. Barnes, George w. Denham
and others. Heir at Law" and 1.-THE
Rivals" were presented, and each per-
Torrance was well attended. In fact
there was hardly standing room left after
the doors were opened at the night per-
Torrance.
KARL GARDNER.
This dialect comedian and sweet singer
drew an audience last night which packed
the house to the doors. His new play
I Captain Karl" served to introduce a
light love plot and pretty songs by him
selfandTyroiean melodies by his company
all of whom are very well selected and
assigned.
Oracle EMMETT.
Tonight this charming actress will pre-
sent her play pulse of New York.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-15

CUT RATE n. y. TICKETS
Bought and sold. Hecht's PAL Com.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-15
AN ENTER rAINMENT.
State Press Association Will Be Fit
tingly Cared For.

Saturday afternoon the chairman OF the
different committees in charge of the en-
tertainment of the State Press association
met Saturday afternoon.
The progl am waspresented and adopt
ed, as published below and various COM
mitteeS were named.
Work of arranging everything has now
commenced and is being actively pushed.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-15
YOUNG men

YOUNG Men
who by ( h eir
acts Of imrpud.
ence or folly SUI
fer from Nerv-
o q 8 Debility
e K b q a Q tin q
drainson he /.
fountains Of life
affecting tn e
mind, body and
Z manhood should
Consult the cele.
brated D r..
Hath a w ay
Eat ce. Re-
smember nerv'
70 us diseases
with or withou,
dreams)er debn'
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-04-24
HE DIDN'T READ The PAPERS.

He had o pocketful Of cash, tho proceeds Of hi,
farm,
And he came to SEQ the city, mover fearing any
harm.
He met dapper stranger, who escorted him
around
To where the 1ovial tiger and the clcphnnt
abound.
He dallicd with the festive and he fingered by
the bowl,
And he woke upon tho sidewalk minus his ple
thoric roll
He was jay2 or course he was-a green and
vcrdant thing
But hcdidn't read tho papers, which accounts
for everything.
He pinned for sudden riches, so the bait he swnl.
lowed quick
When he had u chance to purchase very chcnn n
golden brick.
1t cost him many ,lollurs-ncar five thousand;
maybe moro
And tho gold brick" is now used to keen ainr
his cottage door.
chump? He WAS. He knows it now and
shuns all bun,o ,nen
Eat nc didn't read the papers so he di.ln.tl,no,y
it then.
The streets were rather crowded and the pave
mcnts they were wet,
But ne started from the curbstonc TO tho Other
side TO get;
he saw = car, but never thought that harm IL
could portcnd,
For he looked and noticed that there were no
horses at the end
He never knew what struck him and what
chopped him like u knife.
For the lectric doesn't lingcr when il yan,,s
away life.
He Should have known? or course and then
he'd not have met his fall
But he didn't read tho papers, and he thought
he knew it all.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-04-24
record to s.o914, and on July Of the
following year, at CleYelaud sha sat liz.

record to 2.O914, and on July OF the
following year, at Cleveland, she set the
worlds trotting record at 2OsA. II
stood unequaled for over six years until
another OF Mr.. Bonner's horses (SunoO
lowered it. Maud S vas retired from
the turf In 1855. and has been driven on
tho road by Mr.. Bonner. She was bred
last season to Ansel. son of the great
Eiectioneer. and the product of that
union is looked forward to with much
interest by the horse world One of the
greatest feats OF Maud was to trot
hltched double with Aldine, when Mr..
Vanderbilt drove the team to a road
wagon In 2.l5M. Mr.. Bonner drove
maud to top wagon at Fleetwood
track In 2.l9' which is the latest mile
trotter has made to top wagon. OF
MIR. Bonner and his stable of flyers I
will speak later. GEO. p. FI.oyp.
TO be continuedl
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-04-24
FIRE COMPANY IN COURT.
The Friendships Bring Action to Recover
Its Property.


It's Property.
The Friendship Fire Company's first
case in court was heard before Judge
Williams yesterday morning. The &C
ton was brought against w. O. Daniel
for unlawfully holding rubber coat and
helmet and key to tho firemens hall.
The warrant was sworn out by Thomas
Mcnamara, foreman of the company.
Several witnesses were examined, and
from the evidence it appears that Jerry
Casey, formerly member of the COM
pany, boarded with Daniel, and on leav-
ing the city he left the equipments at
his boarding house. and gave instruc-
tions to the company to go there and get
them. Application was made several
times, but Daniel refused to give up the
goods, saying that he Intended to hold
them until ho was paid for uniform
that he bought while he was member
of the company.
The evidence adduced was not sufii-
oient to show that Daniel had the coat,
although he admitted that at one time
1T was in his possession or at the house
of his father. Judge Williams decided
that the helmet and the key should be
given up and assessed the costs against
the defendant. The rubber coat has not
yet been found. Daniel claims that it
was stolen from the house.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-04-24
ADVERTISED LETTERS.

A list of letters remaining in the os,ofiice at
Roanoke,V Va. for the week ending April ", 1872
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-04-24

WE desire to say to our citizens that
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DIR. Kings New Life Pills, Bucklens
Arnica Salve and Electric Bitters, and
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stand ready to refund the purchase
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low their use. These remedies have
won their great popularity purely on
their merits. Christian & Barbee. Drug
gistS.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-04-24

they get engaged, | mean" she asked,
with her mouth full of sponge cake.
What can the child mcan?" cjacu-
lated Aunt Louise, in amazcmcnt.
Il mean that Annie's got joe, now.
Oh, it's true! And they say I'm n dar-
ling-but l knew that-always. That's
chestnut. And Joe told Annie that
she was the very first girl he had ever
loved, and She wouldn't believe him
but she didn't get mad one bit. Why
wouldn't she believe him?"
"Because-they all say that" ex-
planned mamma, stirring the cream in a
cup of coffee. - Johanna Stats, il.
Truth
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-04-24
a Million Friends.

A FRIEND In need is friend indeed,
and not less than one million people
have found just such friend in DIR.
Kings New Discovery for Consumption,
Coughs and Colds. If you have never
used this Great Cough Medicine, one
trial will convince you that it has won
dcrful curative powers in all diseases
of Throat, Chest and Lungs. Each bot
tie is guaranteed to do all that is claimed
or money will be refunded. Trial bot
ties free ut Christian e. Barbee's drug
store. Large bottles SOC. and 81.
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Where VIVA aIosnse

My son." said Il Columbus father.
always make it rule in keeping the
appointments of this life, to start
early and avoid the rush."
Paw, that don't demonstrate"
"Ah, yes, my son."
But I say no. paw!"
whats your reason for so saying,
my boy?"
sometimes fellows hidden in tho
rush"
Never. if he is of any account, my
boy"
What was the matter with Moses?"
"oh, we'll, go as you please; there,
no such good fortune as losing YOU
Columbus Dispatch.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-04-24

Perrons c,IIng FOR the above letters will
please slate that they wcrc advertised April a.
a. .. AsBARRY, p. NJ.
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IN THE HUsrINGs COURT.

Caleb Dorlcy's Case Postponed Until Tues
day.
Tho trial of Caleb Dorley for the
shooting of Henry Waddell was to have
come up in the Hastings Court yester-
day. but owing to the fact that w. O.
Hardaway, counsel for Dorley, was com
PEELED to be present at the circuit court,
the case was postponed until next Tues.
day.
A. Blair Antrim, qualified as a notary
public.
License to sell liquor was granted to
Charles Rench, at No. 9Campbell street.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-04-24
Bucklen's Arnica saIye.

The best salve in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum,
Fever Sores, letter, Chapped Hands,
Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Erup-
tions, and positively cures Piles or no
pay required. 1t is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction or money refunded.
Price Is cents per box. For sale by
Christian Sc Barbee.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-04-24
The Mountain View Land Comvanv

The shareholders of the Mountain
View Land Company met yesterday at
IL o'clock in the office of VIM. +.
Winch, in the Masonic Temple. The
president read the annual report of the
company, which showed its affairs to be in
good condition. The following officers
wore elected: L. II. Cooke, president;
w. P. Moomaw, e-president; w. F.
Winch, secretary and treasurer. Board of
directors: Lucien II. Cooke, w. P.
Moomaw, M. @. Thomas, w. G. Evans,
s. ID. Ferguson, e. Il. Stewart and J. G.
Davenport.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-04-24
SUFFERED FOR YEARS. With
KIDNEY DISEASE,

ST. PAUL, Wise Co., Va, Dec. 20, 'e1.
THE ALLEN SAEsArARILLA Co.:
GENTLEMEN IL take great pleasure in
testifying to the merits of Aliens Sar-
saparilla, as it has been boon to me.
For years / have suffered from
kidney trouble, and have doctored .
great deal But in all these years have
received no permanent benefit. believed
have found in ALIENS SARsAPARILLAI
cure for my troubles. If it continues
TO benefit me as much as it has in the last
two months. shall DO Il well mani
1t is indeed a wonderful medi.
cihe' ALVIN TAYLOR.
These statements can be verified byI
writing MIR. Taylor, enclosing stamp
for reply. We publish no bogus testi.l
m0niHls.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-04-24

GENTLEMES's LIST.
Bennett, a. g. (3) Luck, H. NJ
Brown, II. NJ. Loves, Spot
Butlcr, ID. ii. Lowry, Rich.
Brown, :. l.. Mills Josh
Blancy, Geo. A. Mccarthy r. H.
Clark, Jonathan Moses, Rev. c. r.
Coleman, j. a. Miller Gilbert
charlton, 3 prichard, Irwin $.
Chatham, j. j. Robertson S
D0ltcn, Allison G.. Roberts g. j.
Eamcm. Henry Rhodes, Edward
Fuller, Il. w. Smith, David
Foe, &. &. Shannon q
Griffin, Walter SEN ones, W. 4.
Green, 1hos. Scay, John
iinrsen, ii. Shenk, c. c.
lliton, Green Spccr, Clinton
IIairston, Dick ~ r. Sullivan John e.
iiackhan Jerry 81 Spencer, Charley
llowercs, Chas. ii. Thaycr ID w
Hall Freddie Tsyor Domotsc
uowaricr n " ii l. t2)Thurlnan. Abraham
Joenson, u LonIy Vaughan, DR.. Z. L.
Johnston, Marion Wade len.
Nennety, W. X. Winder. j. Z.
Lee, Vim. ii.
LADIES' LIST.
Allen, Alice Nelson, Fannie E.
Bernard. Mary Oliver, Mrs. NJ. a.
Dots, Sarah Rodgers, Jennie
Davis, Emma ~ Lille Smith Fannie
ttardntr, Sadie smith Mrs Will
GnlHcrt, Inla ShocE ouisc
gray, Nils Jane smith, Minnie
Handbook, Ann Thomas Ollie
naiislon' Lncy thompson, Mrs. Helen
ohnson, holty Turner Cora
Jeiie son, Miss +. Wimhuah. Emma
Johhso.. lc>ana Wilson, Anna
i.inIy, MMtie L. Wade Anna ID.
Mortcn, Ellen Watkins. trnnc!s
mays Matte Wigons sue
Molvaney Mrs. NJ. A. wingneld. Lizzie
Persons c,ling for the above letters will
please slate that they wero advertired April %
a. D. AssARRY, +. II.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1892-11-05

him was strewn in profusion dis
colored egg-shells and nine OF the
cutest chicklets / ever saw hopping
around. drying themselves. l
stared, l hallooed, simply yelled:
''Fitzie, oh, Fitz-Budle, run here,
quickp The seasickness of Lycur-
gus kept up, and just as Fitz
rushed in the thirteener was born.
Lycurgus looked around, sheepish-
like, and crawled off with the most
disguised expression l ever saw.
He has recovered and is doing we'll.
So are the little Langshangs, but
whenever eggs are mentioned
Lycurgus moves away.
St. e. ERCELDoUNE.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1892-11-05
FITZ-BUDLE AND Ills SNAKE.
1 Record Breaking Snake Story From
Old Virginia.
Things That are Likely to Happen to any
Man Who Raises Chickens and Takes
Promiscuous Reptiles to His Bosom.

'ssnake story" or fish story" in
tho columns of newspaper he at
once prepars himself for yarn
spun out of the whole bundle.
Tho story I am relating is positive
" true. 1t can be verified in each
detail and am anxious that it be
believed, not only because my repu-
tation for truth, sobriety, honesty
and progressive journalistic integ-
rity is at stake, but because | am
sure new impetus will be given
to the cultivation of poultry-yard
products by reason of my discovery.
Why should man Of my past
record tell a-no-such-thing? You
will see the impossibility of my
doing SO, because | am a retired
lawyer and at present editor of q
high-class weekly paper, 8 pages, 81
columns, circulation 75O.
There lives in Virginia, on the
eastern shore-the aborigines pro-
nounce it eastun sho'-a Virginia
gentleman, a genuine F. F. ", so
he claims, and it must be SO be-
cause he is so exclusive. He won't
take a dram in dram store; be-
sides, he is said by some of the
lady members of his family to
very much resemble his ancestor,
Rolla, the Dane. So you see my
story must be true after all thess
facts. The gentleman's name is
Fitz- Budle-u pronounced 90. He
edits and prophets the weekly
aforementioned, of which am
the associate editor and proof
reader. In addition to his literary
pursuits he is married.
LYcURGUs.
They, he and Mrs. F., are fond
Of pets, not having any other child
rem of their own. They are the
proud joint possessors of two lovely
poodles, male and not male; one
Maltese cat, called Malty, for short;
. tame water snake, called Lycur-
gus, l don't know why, unless
because he is fond of lying curled
up in the sun all day except meal
time and when there amt no sun
out, when he gets in his box.
Lycurgus is about 6 years old, four
feet one inch long and as big
around as his owners leg. By
way of explanation, he is six feet
tall, weighs 100 pounds Troy and
wears a white SLOUGH hat, six and
a quarter size. on a fne-looking
bullet head.
They have a flower garden and
raise chickens for family use only.
This enterprise is under Fitz's own
supervision. He knows by heart
every rooster, what he means when
he crows and every hens cackle
and what it signifies; while his
wife plays the piano and guitar
and sings-you ought to hear her.
He says if she went on the stage
Patti wouldn't be any more in
demand as a farewell tourist.
don't know, l am not much of q
judge of music as / was once
musical and dramatic critic one
assignment on a large daily.
THE PRECIOUS EGGS,
Last spring neighbor up the
country presented to Fitz thirteen
eggs of the Langshang breed
There was an old dominicker hen
wanting a steady job just then
and as she had always proved a
careful, attentive, reliable and sure
hatcheress, he gave her the prefer.
ence. The precious eggs were
duly consigned to the care of the
trusty incubatory bird. The mex,
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1892-11-05

ceived, through the kind courtesy.
1T our vef. dear friend, Colonel A.
T. Higginhotham, who is model
farmer. one. dozen } (bakers-thir-
teen) thoroughbred Langshang
eggs, which are most sincerely APP
preciated, and for which we return
our heartfelt thanks.
The paper is named after an old
tomb of one Arlington, which is
dated 1929 A. d., being near by.
THE CATASTROPHE.
The usual number of days being
nearly up, excitement was running
high. The piano was silent; the
twanging of the guitar was no longer
heard, and the tender voice of the
days that we're never, no more
mace the welkin ring or caused the
the devil to frit way his employers
time listening. Twas Friday, the
calculated day when the prides Of
the coop would come forth as so
many downy balls. Everything
neglected in the anxiety of the
moments. The dogs were not
given their accustomed meal; the
cat went housing and the snake
had no breakfast. Dinner came
and went and still the hungry pets
were hungrier. Not comprehend
ing this condition of things, with
their hnman-like intelligence, they
went foraging on their own hook.
How they all Jared | never knew,
but Lycurgus didn't get left, as
subsequent developments prove.
About 4 o'clock, afternoon, into my
sanctum rushed the anxious father
II mean NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
shone in his Grecian conntenanee-
eyes staring and moustache brist-
ling and standing out like q last
years brush pile. "Great heav-
ensl" was all he said, as he fell
limp in a chair. l thought he was
dead and called his wife. The ten
der comforter came in like cyclone.
Whats the matter darling?" He
gasped, "Chicks." Glow many,
darling?" "How many thundere!
All the eggs are gone-stolen, and
to think they were just DUE" The
disconnected pair went to the hen
house. Sure enough, the eggs,
shells, all disappeared. There they
stood gazing, like a bereaved couple
into the empty cradle of their first
born, while the old dominicker
clucked around as if to prove that
she had not betrayed her trust.
She tried to explain, but couldn't.
THE MYSTERY.
The affair remained a mvstery,
shrouded and black, until next
morning, after silent breakfast, l
went into the office to look over the
exchanges and read the mail. l
tossed several pieces of amateur
poetry into its usual receptacle
the waste-paper basket; they must
have been bad, for the rest of
Lycurgus was broken and he put
up his head. / never liked the
nasty creepy, Gravity thing. l don't
know why, except sometimes in the
morning don't feel SO we'll or per-
haps because I am a lineal descend.
ant of the bard who played the
"Snake march, from Jagoletto, +"
when the good St. Patrick drove
the reptiles from Ireland with
those famous words, Erin go brah'
|-Keltic for From Ireland 90
snakes" However, I jumped up
up and turned over the basket
Out rolled the snake. 1 noticed he
was quite stout about the waist
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1892-11-05
INvALIDS

Gain rapidly in health and strength by the
use of Ayers Sarsaparilla. This medicine
substitutes rich and pure blood. for the
impoverished fluid left In the veins after
fevers and other wasting sickness. 1t Inn
proves the appetite and tones up the system.
90 that convalescents soon
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1892-11-05

A +. & A. M.-EssENE LODGE No. n. A.
"A +: & A. NJ. Regular communications held
at Odd Fellows Hall, on the Saturday on or after
ful moon, Members Of sister lOd ses and sOiOuri,.
Ing Brethren In good standing cordially Invited to
attend SHERMAN II. COFFyN.
j. NJ. CARTER, Secretary. w.
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II NIGHTS OF PYTHIAS.-MOUNTAIN GEN
n LODGE No. 3, X Of r. Meets every
Friday Of each month at Masonic Hail. VISITING
Knights are invited to attend.
SWAIN beatty, JOHN STEUNENBKRn
X. of II. of s. q r.
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d. o. F.-CALDwELL LODGE No. 10, Han
new brick building. Regular meeting We'd
nesday evening each week. Visiting Brethren
cordially invited to attend.
w, 3. BADLEY, HENRY BRADY
Secretary. Noble Grand.
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1892-11-05

ENCAMFMENT.- TEMPLE ENCANPMENT
IL No. 3, 1. o. o. r. Meets the first and
third Monday In each month at Odd Fellows Hail.
Visiting Patriarchs made welcome.
A. X. STEUNENTERG. G. I. ATKINSON,
Scribe. C.P.
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Become Strong

active, and vigorous. To relieve that tired
feeling. depression Of spirits, and nervous
debility, no other medicine produces the
speedy and permanent effect Of Ayers Sar-
saparilla. F. o. Loring. Brockton. Mass.
writes: AZ am confident that anyone suffer-
ing from the effects OF scrofula, general de-
bility, want Of appetite, depression Of spirits.
and lassitude will be cured
The Caldwell tribune. [volume] (Caldwell, Idaho Territory [Idaho]) 1883-1928, 1892-11-05

l had forgotten all about the
varmint, in the interest of lynch
ing story, when my ear caught a
sound-psep, peep-I had reached
the fellows confession, when
peep, peep, peep, peep, peep, peep
Il looked around, and as sure as
sure as a niger, there was the
snake, looking for all tho world
like seasick marine, while around
The Irish standard., 1892-09-03

The Duke Of Argyle, in his article in
the North American Review, has this to
say to Americans upon Irish Home
Rule: Since the reformation what pro-
fessed to be the Irish Parliament was
representative, practically, of the PROT
estants only; and when, in moment:o of
Imperial weakness, Grattan wrung from
Parliament nominally indie
pendent, that Parliament retained it's
exclusive character of purely Protest
ant assembly. And even in this charac-
ter it's independence was farce, because
it had no executive, and every bill it
passed, which was disapproved of by the
Imperial Government, was instantly dis
allowed. In affairs which may be called
municipal they had some power. and
very badly they used it. Much Of the
they adopted was sprotec-
ZIONIST to degree which no party in
the United States would promote. Boun.
ties ON corn led to the breaking up of the
most valuable pastures, and to this day
the exhausting effects of their foolish
tells upon thea gricultural in
dustry of Ireland.
The Irish standard., 1892-09-03

W1rH but two exceptions, sheriff: and
county treasurer, the present Democratic
county officials were all re-nominated
last week at the convention held In Nor
mamma hall. Sheriff Swensen declined
to again become q candidate and T. J 4
Buxton was nominated for treasurer in
place of Mr.. Peterson, who was elected
to that position two years ago. This
speaks we'll for the party and for the
sterling worth Of the candidates who, by
their acts, have succeeded in winning the
good will and hearty endorsement not
only OF their own party, but hundreds OF
others as we'll. To re-elect them would
be deserved tribute to men who have
been faithful to every trust confded in
them and this is what the voters of Hen
nepin county will do in November.
George E. Ledgerwood comes first in
order on the ticket for auditor; Julius j.
Heinrich, register Of deeds; John Land
berg, candidate for sheriff, Is we'll known
and as campaign hustler isn't far from
being the equal OF the retiring sheriff,
Mr.. Swensen; e. j. Buxton for treasurer
knows him and his name
will add strength to the ticket; Judge of
James r. Corrigan; coroner, DR.,
w. ]. Byrnes; surveyor, J r. Egan;
court conn issiioner, M. i. Hanley; super
lntendent Of schools, Prof. JAS. As. Lewis.
All good men and true and their records
deserve endorsement Sat the polls.