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Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-01-29
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CHATS ABOUT MEN.


Senator Sherman senator Hoar and
ex-senator Eyarts are all cousins. they
trace their lineage hack to Roger Sher-
man. the grim Puritan Of Revolutionary
dimes.
Max Adams. q young society man Of
Atlanta. il the latest American to join
the khedive's forces. He has Just re-
ceived commission as captain In the
Egyptian army
The Rothschilds annually give 100. 900
francs to be distributed among the TWEEN.
ty ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF Paris for the ~
sistance Of deserving persons who have
lifiiculty IN paying their rents
senator Walthall. OF Mississippi. does
not 20 to roost with the chickens exact
y. but he rstires at . O'Clock. and es he
dps his matntinal ooffee at it is q ques-
sion whether be or the lark is mp first.
The head of Murietta. the famous
Californian robber and freeboMer. IL
preserved in alcohol in San Francisco.
tits given name, .Doaqnin. is preserved
IN that Of the Poet OF the Sierras.'
joaquin Miller.
Dom Rafael Nmez. who has just been
reelected President Of Colombia. is sixty
six years of age. and has been prominent
IN public affairs for many years Dur
ng the late civil war in this country he
lived for some time in New York. being
chief editor of El Continental.
One Of the Irish members Of parlia-
nent, Peter Mcdonald. is totally blind
yet he is one of the most fluent debaters
ia the house Of commons. He is besides
one Of the most accomplished Greei.
scholars in the assembly and is fire.
puent contributor to the press.
The Marquis Of Harrington. who suc-
ceeds to the dulsodom of Devonshirc.
with It's vast landed estates. IL a bacbe eiOr.
Somebody asked nim. once upon time.
why he had never married. aud his reply
VIA that he was "A modest man and no
woman had ever asked him for his hand
Ex-Governor Hoard. Of Wisconsin,
who is Il newspaper man as well as Il
very popular man among the people OF
mis- state. is character in himself. Tail
and slim. with u nose inclining TO the
Roman and pair Of piercing eyes, he
is the embodiment OF humor and pathos
ronbined--a rare combination.
One of the surviving officers of Kane's
pioneer arctic expedition. Captain j.
Wall Wilson. has long been resident
lf New York. he is lively and well |
oid gentleman. with fund Of |
anecdotes relating TO the days when he |
.te boiled shoes and blubber by the light |
# the aurova borealis. Captain Wilson
ays that SO far rs he can learn there is
My ono other of the officers who ac-
the expedition.now alive.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-01-29
beware of the Flour barrel.

An expressman took barrel half
filed with -four upon his back to carry 1t
up into Main street block, aud little
girl started to follow him. When near
the top of the stairs the bottom came
out of the barrel and fifty pounds of
-four dropped down upon the girls
head, knocking her down 20 the bot.
tom of the stairs and nearly suffocating
her, She was picked up more fright
ened than hurt, with -four inside and
outside of her clothing, a decidedly
ludicrous spectacle. She precedes all
such loads In the future Springfield
Homestead.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-01-29
me WOMAN IN THE RESTAURANT
u.- sb. Ia treated in Places where Her
Presence Is Not Desired

Presence Is Not Desired
They we're three very young anu
very swaeger girls, evidently not long
ont of school. They sat around one oI
the tables in Delmonicos with an eluer-
" portly old party, who impressed you
az n man who had been a man OF the
world a long time, and was prooaoly
an uncle of one of the girls, Judging oy
the way i'm which the sweet creatures
ordered the lunch. As soon as tney
were seated they noticed a gorgeousiy
costuIned woman sitting at table near
them. eating bread and butter ana
drinking water. All the time they were
puzzling and chattering over the OIL Oh
fare. the woman ate the bread ana
drank the water and looked boldly
about the room.
When the momentous question had
been settled and they were waiting Tor
their order. waiter came to the wom-
an, and with very profuse apologies
brought her another plate of bread and
some more water, took her order for
lunch and went away. A long time
after that, in fact when the girls had
arrived at the three kinds of salad they
had ordered, another waiter came to
the woman with more profuse apollo
gies, another plate of bread and, filling
her glass again, took herorder and hur-
ried away.
Now, every one knows how long it
takes three girls to finish a luncheon
when an amiable old darling tells them
to order just what they please, and it
was not until they we're eating their
ices that the woman concluded she had
enough bread and butter and left the
place with some real color flushing
through the rouge ON her cheeks.
81 shouldn't think they'd let wom-
an stay so long when she ordered moth
ing but bread and butter" said all the
girls together when she left, but the
elderly clubman just coughed and
looked guilty.
IN ask brother Tom when l get
home" the prettiest girl of all said.
And this is what Tom said:
THAT is the old trick of the res
taurant keepers to rid themselves of
undesirable women customers. Sup
pose take a lady in a restaurant and
one Of those notorious women comes
in. If the manager attempts to put
her out there is scene. l get furious
and leave the place, and tell all the
boys it is no place to take lady. On
the other hand, you don't want to go
into n place where such women are
allowed as regular customers. So what
does the man do2
He sends a waiter to take the wom-
ans order, and he gives her the bread
and butter and disappears. After a
long time she asks another waiter to
take her order, and with many apollo
gies he takes it, begins all over again,
brings the bread and butter and dis
appears. Perhaps she calls up the
head waiter, but any way she finally
tulnbles to the situation and makes
herself scarce without any scene or
disturbance. 1t is a great thing to keep
a restaurant. New York Sun.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-01-29
TURF TOPICS.

St. Blaise Is to have $4,000 stone
tireproof barn.
Allerton's fee in the stud in 1892 has
been placed at $1,000.
Decision in the Nelson case has been
postponed until next May,
orrin Hickok may have charge Of the
Psllo Alto trotters next season.
Between $50 and 500 colts entered for
the 81, 900 Futurity Of the Kentucky AS
sociation have paid second money.
The little party OF gentlemen who
clustered around Senator Stanford when
ho bought from Charles Backman the
then unknown stallion Electioneer little
thought that his sons and daughters
would become the kings and the queens
OF the trotting turf,
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-01-29

Jerome Allen, an educator of forty
years experience, was asked what to do
with a dishonest and untruthful pupil.
The first general direction he gave was
to rouse rhe boys maniless and pride.
this is going to the root. If this princi-
pie We're applied from the primary
grade ON, there would be few reluctant
pupils, and the dawdling teacher with
his dawdling methods would belong 10
past history. - Exchange.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-01-29
A Rnhl,er,s Name.

The title "Old Man of the Noun
tain" was first applied to Hassan Ben
Sabbal, who founded formidable dy-
nasty in Syria, A. ID. 1890. He was
the prince or chief of a sect of the
MohamInedans. Having been ban
ished from his country, he took up his
abode in Mount Lebanon, gathered
around him band of followers, who
soon became the terror alike of Chris
tians, Jews and Turks. They paid the
most implicit obedience to his com
mands, and believed that if they sac
rinced their lives for his sake they
would be rewarded with the highest
joys of paradise. For 200 years these
"Assassns, " as they called themselves,
continued TO be the terror of the coun-
try. Whenever their chief, the "Old
Man of the Mountain, considered him
self injured, he dispatched some of his
assassins secretly to murder the ag-
gressor This is the origin of our use
of the word assassin for q secret mur-
derer. Detroit Free Press.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-01-29

The girl who comes out Of college
with no sense of proportion, no eye for
color, no sense of the fitness Of things
no knowledge of the present conditions
of the world of which, from her stand
point, she forms so large part, viii
need another training, that Of painful
experience, 20 tit her TO use the tools
given by her alma mater --Hsrper's
RaKar
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-01-29
German
Syrup"


have been a great
Asthma. sufferer from Asth-
ma and severe Colds
every Winter, and last Fall my
friends as we'll as myself thought
because of my feeble condition, and
great distress FROM constant cough
ing, aud inability to raise any of the
accumulated matter from my lungs,
that my time was close at hand.
When nearly worn out for want of
sleep and rest, a friend recommend
ed me to try thy valuable medicine,
Boschee's German
Gentle, Syrup. am con.
pos~oa..,. fident 1t saved my
''o'' 'o's life. Almost the first
Sleep. dose gave me great
relief fanda a gentle re-
freshing sleep, such asI had not had
for weeks. My cough began immedi-
ately to loosen and pass away, and
l found myself rapidly gaining in
health and weight. / am pleased
to inform Observation-Disclosures /
am in excellent health and do GER
tainly attribute II to thy Boschee's $
German Syrup. c. B. STIcKNEy,
Picton, Ontario" a
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-01-29
las Staple as Coaee.

"Chamberlaln's Cough Remedy
Is rs staple rs coffee in this vicinity.
Ii has doae an immense amount OF
good sinee It's intrcdueii0n here.n A.
Nj. Nordell. Maple Ridge, MINI.
For sale by G, r.. Good, druggist.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-01-29

The Best ssllye IN the world Er cuts.
fFOlSes, sores. Oioers, sail khtuua, FeVcr
rofcs, Tester, thapped Hands Chllnlnins
terms and Al skin ErUptions. and POSI-
Nfely cares Piles, 0r NJ pay required, "a
~ ss.tsns !. "a 20 giye kerfeei salisiectiop
eo2. for sale b. panl ,, w, 1b Com ~
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-01-29
THE LARGEST AND BEST NEWSPAPE
PUBLISHED IN THE WILLAMETTE
VALLEY.

The Weekly contains all the news and volumes
valuable information concerning this wonderful country
Statistics and statements of fact about the climate pro
ducvenes Of the SOIL crops and agricultural resources arr
published In such shape to give the stranger comple
hensve idea Of growing country If you wish to pos
your friends send them the CAPITAL JOURNAL.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-01-29
Ayers SarsapsIiIIs,

Or. J. c. Aver q Co., Lowell, Mass.
Sold BY All Druggists snd Dealers in Medicine.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-22
WHISPERS ABOUT WOMEN.

The widow of the late Professor Free
man caught smallpox from her husband
when nursing him In his fatal illness.
Mary Anderson declares that nothing
would induce her to return to the stage.
She leads quiet. homely kind of life In
the pretty house near Tunbridge Wells,
bought by her husband, Mr.. Navarro.
John Oliver Hobbies, a writer whose
most recent book has caused something
of q sensation in the fashionable circles
Of London, is the pen name used by Mrs.
Craige, who is wen known in that city.
Mrs Hawley Chapman. the wife Of the
insane actor Chapman, survived a bull
let wound which almost punctured her
heart. While lowering between life and
death she was stricken with pneumonia
Yet she survived
Aunt Epsy Smith, an old colored
woman who died in Chicago recently.
was once q servant of Abraham Lin
coin, whose marriage to Mary Todd she
witnessed, and she nursed Robert T..
Lincolp as baby.
Mrs. Bryan, the wife of the brilliant
young orator from Nebraska, who made
such sensation by his tariff speech in
congress, is graduate of law school
and has been admitted TO practice in the
courts of her state.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-22

S. Appler, a clerk in the store of Ed
Weatherly, of Athens, Ga, met with a
painful and possibly fd,al accident here
last night about 0 0'elef hIr. Appler
was selling bananas fro.a bunch which
was hanging in the store, when he I'M
consciously came in contact with a tar
antula's nest, and was stung on the first
finger of his left hand. The pain was so
excruciating that he dropped the bananas
with terrible cry. Parties in the store
ran to his assistance, and Appler was
hurried to the drug store of DIR. Lyn-
don, where Drs. Quillian and Goss were
summoned.
The patient was placed under the in
Auence Of morphine after experiencing
several commissions, but even then he
was not entirely quoted. He was after
ward moved to his boarding house on
Foundry street.
Upon examining the banana bunch a
nest Of tarantulas was found under some
Of the fruit, consisting of the old spider
and six half grown ones. The mother Ia
rantula, which is supposed to have done
the singing, escaped with five smaller
ones. The bystanders were only able to
kill one of the lot. This insect was
shown to the attending physicians, who
pronounced it a genuine tarantula. The
old insect is said to 6e half as large as a
mans hand, and together with her re-
naming family are hid in the store
Atlanta Constitution,
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-22
Wood in Egyptian stonework.

Probably the oldest timber in the
world which has been subjected to the
use of man is that found in the ancient
temples of Egypt in connection with the
stonework, which is known to be al
least 1000 years old. This, the only
wood used in the construction of the
temples, is in the form of ties holding
the end Of one stone to another. When
two blocks were laid in place, an ex-
cayation about An inch deep was made
in each block, in which tie shaped like
an hour glass is driven It is therefore
very difficult to force any stone from its
position. The ties appear to have been
Of the Timarish or Shittim wood
Yankee Blade.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-22
Didn't Want a Pony.


Small Boy-Papa, Willie Winkers'
got pony"
Papa-Has?
Eyes, and it's the bee-utafulist pony l
ever saw"
"You don't sayr'
Just as gentle as can be. rode on
it an didn't fall off once. A boy couldn't
get hurt on that pony"
81 suppose not"
at eats hardly anything, too. and
doesn't cost much to keep"
at doesnt?"
mot anything, hardly. Willie said
his papa bought it real cheap"
mo doubt"
"And he said there was plenty more
where that came from"
"Humphl Do you want me to buy
you pony?"
mo. | was only thinkin what a
nice pony Willie Winkers has"
"Ohr'
Eyes. Willies got nice papa, too,
hasn't he?"-Good News
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-22
ORDINANCE NO. 1876

An ordinance providing for and making a
tax levy on the taxable property in the
City OF Fairhaven for the year 1902
The city council of the city of Fairhaven
do ordain as follows:
SECTION THAT there is hereby made a
tax levy for the year A. d. 1892, upon all the
taxable property within the city taxable for
state purposes, as shown by the assessment
roll of the taxable property of said city,
equalized June 7th, 1892. as follows, to-wit:
A property tax of thirty 9O) cents on each
one hundred dollars which shall be appor-
toned as follows; For the general fund
lars; for the street fund Ave cents on each
one hundred dollars.
Also a tax of.twenty cents on each one hum
dred dollars to pay the interest on the gem
eral municipal purpose bonds of the city.
Attest; A. MCKENZIE,
Il. Ii. ANDERSON, Mayor.
City Clerk.
Date of publication June %, 1892.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-22
The Last of the Chartists.

No one will grudge the grant of e200
from the civil list to Mr.. Thomas Cooper,
the veteran ex-ehartist and poet. Mr..
Cooper, who is among the last, if not the
last, of the prominent chartists living,
began life as a shoemaker, and while
working at his trade taught himself the
Latin, Greek, Hebrew and French Ian
guages. At twenty-three he became a
schoolmaster and later drifted into
journalism, one of his first appointments
being a reportership on the Leicester
Chronicle. 1t was while at Leicester
that he became an ardent chartist, and
was sent to prison for two years in con-
nection with the riots in the potteries.
While in prison Mr.. Cooper wrote his
epic poem, 1.-The Purgatory of Suicides, Z"
and series Of stories called "Wise Saws
and Modern Instances" Some time
after his liberation from prison he turned
secularist, running penny weekly skep-
teal periodical, In a few years, how
ever, his opinions underwent complete
change, and he frequently tackled rep
resentative secularists in public debate.
His brief deviation from the path of or
thodoxy has always been a matter of re-
greet with him, and he has written sew
eral books ON Christian evidences, on
which subject he lectured all over the
country for many years.-Pall Mall Ga
zette.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-22
A Venerable Goose.

The oldest goose on record as now iv.
ing belonged to John Ray, a respectable
resident of Croton Landing, N. Y. He
says he purchased the goose from Isaac
Hill, who made an affidavit at the time
that the faithful fowl was fifty-two
years Of age then. The goose lays fifty
eggs year, and was sold by Mr.. Ray at
the end of the third year of his posses
sion for 500. He says, to the best of his
knowledge and belief, she is now eighty
six years of age.--New York Sun.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-22

A New Hampshire cure for sore throat
is to wear about the neck a stocking, in
the toe of which potato has been tied
According to Maine belief, a nutmeg
pierced and hung on string around
the neck prevents boils, Group and neu-
ralgia. The effect of a Connecticut
wooden nutmeg is unknown,-Kansas
City journal.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-22

The WORLD, the weekly edition of
the HERALD, contains more local and
general news and more choice miscel-
laneous matter than any other paper
published in Northwestern Washing
ton. Only 81 year or 81 for six
months, Sample copies free to any
address. See our Uranium offer.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-22
The Teacher Is a Physician.

The teachers position in the educa-
tional world is that of the physician, and
not that of the trained nurse; this is a
point which is not generally understood,
and one that needs to be insisted on
Harnar's
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-22
Modern Miracles

A singer for breath was distressed,
And the doctors all said she must rest
But she took G.. NJ ID.
For her weak lungs. you see.
And SOW she can sing with the best.
An athlete gave out, on run.
And he feared his career was quite done;
G.. VI. ID pray observe,
Gave back his lost nerve,
And now he can lift half a ton.
a writer, who wrote for a prize,
Had headaches and pain In the eyes:
g NJ. ID. was the spell
That made him quite we'll,
And glory before him now lies.
These are only examples of the dali.
triumphs of DIR. Pierce's Golden Medi
cal Discovery in restoring health an,
reviving wasted vitality. Sold by al
druggists.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-22

Does the rattlesnake bring forth its
young alive' / have seen young snakes
run in the old snakes mouth, making a
singing like noise, and upon killing the
old snake and cutting it open have found
the young packed away side by side, not
in the stomach proper, but in what
seemed a place for them.-Cor. Forest
and Stream
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-22
Taking on Old Wall Paper.

To take off wall paper previous to
painting or papering, wet the old paper
thoroughly with a long handled brush
dipped in warm water. Let it rest until
the water has penetrated it and the
paper blisters and loosens, when you
can peel it off with your hands. Do not
wet too much at a time.-New York
Journal.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-22
FAIRHAvEN PosToFF1cE
Corner OF Larrabee Avenue and Twalfth
Street

Corner OF Lsrrabee Avenue and Twelfth
Street
Arrival and departure of mail from Fair
haven; Wash, Postoffice, taking effect March
MAIL CLOSES FOR
Port Townsend, Orcas, Friday Harbor.
Monday, Wednesday and Friday AZ 81 n M
via boat, and Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday
ana sunday at 12:i5 p m. via Seattle
Sedro, Anacortes, Seattle. TacoHa and
Eastern mail at 12:45 D. m daily.
West Ferndale, Blaine and British Coluu-
Ola at l2:R p. m. daily
New Whatcom Electric Street Railway AT
''4o a. M and 4'45 p. m. daily except Sunday.
NAIL ARRIVES FROM
~ Port Townsend, Orcas, Friday Harbor
iuesdsY Thursday and Saturday at 500 a.
Blaine, West Ferndale and British Coluu-
bfa AT ;So p. m. daily
seattle, Tacoma and Eastern mail at las
New Whatcom via Electric Street Railway
a,e;u am. and $500 pm. daily except SUNDAY
fhrbaNen 70 Beach closes closes at s a m
ana arrives at p m. daily except Sunday.
\. thlrhaven TO Chuckanut closes at D. m.
aosaay, wednesday and Friday, and arrives
Office Hours, $ a. m. to D. m. Sunday
$. H. KELLER. p. NJ.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-22

A mustard foot bath is often helpful
in the first stages of cold. A good
handful each Of mustard and coarse
salt should be stirred into the water,
and all chills must be avoided after
xuari
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-22

Montana is larger than Turkey; Texas
Is larger than the whole Austrian en-
ptre by 5000 square miles and New
Mexico is larger than Great Britain and
Ireland put together.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-22

1t is one of the minor morals" that a
borrowed book should be carefully used
and returned without being defled by
dirty hands, or dis6gured by marks and
turned down leaves.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-22

ALondou thief tried to escape in big
box. After trying to balance himself
on his head few times, however, he
found the weight Of his feet insupport-
able and yelled for assistance.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-22
French Tansy Waters

Ladies will find these waters Just
what they need, and can be depended
upon every time to give relief. Safe
and Sure. Can be sent by mail sealed
securely. Price, $500 per box. For
sale by Engberg & Darling, druggists,
Eleventh and Harris.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-22

In England the broad arrow is the
recognized symbol with which the gov
eminent property-including army wag-
ons, mules, provision bags, and the gar
ments of convicts is regularly stamped.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-22

The city Of Kasksskis, Ills, claims
possession Of the first bell rung for d.
vine service west of the Allegheny
mountains II was cast at La Rochelle
IN 1741.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-22
A Queer Memory.

Mamma-Did you go see the doctor
about your cold?
Little Boy-Yes'm.
Mamma-And did you have the dem
list pull out that aching tooth?
Little Boy-N-o'm. | forgot about
that.-Good News.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-22

The new bridge over the Tay at Dun.
dee, Scotland, is seventy-seven feet
above the water, has eighty-five piers
and is over two miles long.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-22

When Baby was sick, We gave her Castoria-
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria.
When she had Children, she gave them Castoris
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-22

The largest and longest stone bridge
In the world is over an arm Of the China
ses-fve miles long. 300 arches, each
seventy feet high
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-22

Games commence at 10 a. m. sharp. by
A. McKaSzIr, Chief.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-22

COMMITTEES ON ARRANGEMENTS
A. Mckenzie, Z. j. Cowley. ID Farquhar-
son, Hugh Eidridge, Alex. McCaskeif, w. J.
Simonds, Finlay Ross, j. Il. de Mattos, Ed
Collier, Simon Mcleod and George Speirs.