, 1892-11-29
THE ELI ELKS.
How They Got There With Both
Feet Saturday Night.


Unique Features Of a ProdigiOus
Performance at Woodruff Hall.
The program used by the Elks at theil
social session last Saturday night is very
amusing. 1t caused unrestrained merri.
ment at the time and copies have since been
privately circulated about town. It was
printed on pink paper and was over a
yard long. THE TRIBUNE herewith presents
theprogram in detail
FUN AND FEAsTINe.
An evening with Capital Lodge, B. P. O.
e No. 1856, social session, Saturday even.
ing, November 20, 1892 New blood, new
gags, new faces. The greatest aggregation
Of star artists ever assembled in the city
of Olympia
The criminal court, re-arranged for the
OCCASION.
Chief justice, The Hon. Frank NJ. Convey.
Associate justices, Hon. Judge r. G.
| O'Brien, Hon. Judge T. N. Allen, Hon.
Judge N. S. Porter.
Chief of police, Captain Messegee.
Officers, III. V. Ogden, Hugh Ross, A. G..
Cummings, Alex. Drysdale.
Chief bottle washer, W. A. Botkin.
Dispenser Of beverages, Milo A. Root, f.
A. Bailey, H. R. Shepard.
aAiA a AADluo VI lUV bIdAllbu uldlb Voices,
consisting of lawyers, doctors, real estate
men, professional crooks, prize fighters,
corrupt officials, highwaymen, drunkards,
| Doodle aldermen, theiYing merchants,
absconding cashiers, hotel men, etc.. ETC.
A specially organized orchestra of foreign
musicians will render operate selections
during recess of court. P. S.-Note the
base-yiol player.
Grand Variety Performance. Forty
three artists, forty-three curiosities and
torty-three wonders. All Olympians No
outsiders, no limitations, and none but the
best people on earth. All under one man
agement, all under one roof and all in one
ring.
The evenings gayeties will open with
grand ballet performance by five lovely
male dancers in tights" Monsieur Major
Barton, Monsieur Riley, d. D., Monsieur
A. II. Adams, Monsieur A. ID. Whitney
Monsieur Phil. Skilman.
We take pleasure in introducing next the
famous Glee Club quartette, slightly dis.
inquired since the election but still alive,
consisting of Geo. g. Mills, late tenor of the
McGraw Oper company, Pete Ouellette, the
French tremolO alto, Sam Woodruff, the
charming tenor Of Gate City combination,
and Frank M. Convey, "the base count of
the manor" who will enlighten the au-
dience with several of their favorite cam
paign songs.
ming drill, executed by the following dis
tinguished officers; Lieutenant Mark e.
Reed, the smOOth-faced pet of Olympias
fair sex; General r. G. 0'Brien, the hero
Of many c(h)ampaign BATTLES; Corporal
Drysdale, captain of democratic cavalry
company; Commissary Charles T. Whitney,
the dashing young officer of the Flambeau
club.
after the exhibition these gentlemen will
be shot" Regulation guns will be used.
They will be loaded to the handle, and "at
given signal" will be "fred out of the
window"
First appearance Of an Olympia audience
of the famous Swedish" dialect imperson-
ator, Phil. Skilman, in several of his fam
GUS recitations and poems, in which he will
be ''full' this evening.
An exciting event. A realistic bull
fight. Signor Hugh Kemper, the torreador
bull fighter of the Chihuahua plains, the
hero Of many bloody bottles the greatest
tighter of the century; the pride and ad-
miration Of all the lovely Spanish Senor-
itas and Mexican lf-breeds; his hand
some, auburn mustache has been shaved
of especially for this occasion, in order to
bring his noble Greco Roman pug nose
into prominence.
First debut of Colonel Thomas Hender-
son Boyd before an Olympia audience in
the capacity Of Gig dancer" The Colo
ne's record in that line is "out Of sight"
He is the only living composer Of the
'Mayorality Vote" song and dance, which
is solely his own manufacture. Our morn
ing papers devote almost an entire column
daily towards booming this wonderful af-
fair" p. S.-Any one can make the
mayor" go, by dropping nickel in the
slot.
Public vaccination by four eminent
physicians, DR.. Riley, DR.. Watt, DR.. Ing
ham, DR.. Jento. The virus used by these
gentlemen comes from a two-year-old
stallion" which is said to be a horse of
another color" Sure cure against small
pox Oh money refunded.
Our ROgues' Gallery. Living specimens
of notorious criminals. No wax figures.
Senator ]. Q. Horr, convicted of brbing
men on election day. George B. Scam
3 5ell, the scalper of republican office hold
ers. Gus Harris, the notorious lady killer.
H. r. Shepard, the land Office shark.
By SPECIAL request and at the earnest So
llcitatlon from his many friends from Gate
City, Mr.. Samuel Woodruff, the Bill Nye
of Olympia will favor the company with
several of his side-splitting pantomime ex-
hibitions. Mr.. Woodruff has Just been the
recipient of aldermanic hOnors from his
great admirers in the Sixth ward.
We next introduce two of the greatest
curiosities human eyes ever beheld. Two
living counterparts of two of the greatest
men in tine land-Archi-bald Adams, the
living image of Chauncey Depew, and @.
+. Leavenworth, the wonderful double of
President Harrison. These curiosities
were secured at an enormous expense to
the management, and are the only genuine
ones in existence.
Listen listen listen listen 1t is with
the utmost pleasure that we present Mr..
George G.. Mills, who will narrate his new
story, entitled down in the City of New
Orleans" and we earnestly request that.the
audience will not leave their seats during
this recital.
Grand gymnastic performance, by three
lightning athletes, Mr.. w. A. Botkin, Cap
tain Messegee, T. N. Allen. The execu-
tions of this team at the "bar' is simply
wonderful. Considering their size and age
their capacity for carrying "heavy load''
is immense.
First exhibition in Olympia of the
famous Joe w. Robinson, the bearded
female face beauty. Neither the small pox
nor the heaviest gale have ever been able
to interfere with the rapid growth of such
matchless Whiskers.
GRAND oPERATIC CHORUS
by a specially selected troupe who will
each entertain the audience with a "sonf
and dance" Of great popularity: