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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-09-13
viii Get . Tag Now.


Stephen Holland. Q colored citizen Of South
east Washington, was before the Police Court
today on two charges. One was not having tag
for his dog and the other was for an assault on
Policeman Mckie when he went 10 serve the
warrant. Judge Miller fined him eIo for the
assault and told him that the affair would cost
him more than all the dog in the city were
worth. Holland promised to get his tag today.
Nh EpwARp A. WILLIAMS he's gone 10 Nee
York 10 Join Mr.. Sousas new bad
The young men composing the Bahurim
Lyceum. witch was oreanissd In 1859 and has
always enjoyed the best name. met last even
ing st the residence Of one Of the members and
elected officers for the ensuing year.
Eass s.d Eress~ss Trains - Rassa.sss ~
b. anA O. H. y.
Thirty regular trains daily and numsrou
special traius IN addition September 10 and -
1icks>s odd for - far round trip IRON o<p-
tsnbsr ~ 70 -, good 70 return ul10 o, bstse
70. xArylnnd veterans VII oo0s 70 Waahizg.
~ VI ~ Bsltiness end Ohio rsilrssh-AlG
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FOR SALE-HoRsEs & VEHICLES

LfOR SALE
ale Horse. from Tennessee and Rsntueiy; they hsS.
s sa S IL the Hs By az e 1s bu
diere offered for sale in Washington
I
hlly; hne sorre seldng. coupe horse.
seldinss and many others ns styled and good stee
pers all Of which are sound and well broken and the
. agSS T. ncsD,y. s,.s NAHs 5 cia.s ass
RhEs. iia6 Vermont ave. court OppOsis. Sc5tl:nd
EoR sALE-PAIh OF STYLISH. PERFEoTLY
SUI tPsi as god RfGRS' drivers HssR
E'oR sALE-CHEAP,- PINE HAMBLRTOyIAN
and ss l ssR Ra: t e.Sts1 nr s.sss
on ". Il. diFfAkD, Grsceiand cemetery = seisstss
LIoR sALE-A no. i MARE FOR BUGGY Oh
best o. rstsreSees. Price. s1&5 ADDRESS D, a., ?.
COR sALk-6BEAP, A GOOD WAGON OR BUGGY
L horse. NOON BROS. 70a 7th st. n. sel2-3t'
EoE sALE-JUST AR2IoED-TwENTY HEAD
4 Of fne younS horses; one hsndsems bay carr age
action also several bne single drivers and variety Of
W SIZE Sshsis s4fhsss
NOR sALE-rwO wELL-BRED HORSES; SIX
L
seIo-3t'
E'OR SAIE-A wRLL-MADE DELIVERY WAGON
Can be seen seHoFkISs sTABfRs. rear of OH aud
X. l. ave. NV. selo-8'
EoR sALE-pAIR HIGHLY BRED YOUNG
Il mares; sound and gentle; will sell toge her or
or ST. St two
FGa asl sA ss NAM S2 co.'s ry sSs
w, opp. Center Market se1O-3t'
IIoR sALE-HoRsR CART AND HARNESS ALSO
separate. Apply 3l4 b st. sw sei6-ss'
EoR sALE-A BARGArN-GOOD. SOUND BAY
'ns PERRY nfsr ssT Eens
EOR sALE-oNE FINE SADDLE HORSE; VERY
a a9s CAPITOL BAZAAR rear 4sS ss5
EOR sALE-JUsT ARRIVED. A VARIETY OF
also two pairs OF matched teams; prices reasona6le
n sCHLEGKL. 403 sth St. NV. se96
TOR sALE-A ,vALUABLE HORSE AND CAR
4 Rage; horse, iron gray, young and sound
riage tTo,,eatod side bar cause OF sale. death Of
EQR sALE-JUST ARRIVED FROM LEXINGTON.
r Ky, twenty head Of hne driving horses. among
theJg three fine coupe horses and two GATED
three minutes one coach horse can trot II three min
ts Sns eo JOHN Hs PCT
EoR s!ALE-wHo Is wM r GEYER' THE MAN
= VINO mas the greatest hunber AMI variety OF all
kinds of carriages. bugyes, wagons harness
new and second hand bargains for cash time.
ie4f 4G5 Pa
ENOR SALE CARRIAGES, WAGONS. HARNESS
L whiIs. &c. l have hand nearly 300 carriages
and wagons Of the most modern styles aud finish con
sisting of victoras cabrioets Kensingons phastons
busgies and 20 different styles in oak OF rustic pat.
terms. One whole floor Of over 100 business wagons
robes found here Large stock Of hRrss
second-hand carriages and wagons always on hand.
These goods will be sold al right prices Ut my
pository on 81 w., or All goods warranted. [
invite the publlc to call. 1t be their advan
tage- =. J. hEkkS. my2:Str
L'OR SALE-CARRIAGEs, WAGONS AND BUG.
L giss on easy terms. Repairing and ordered work
promptly attended to. COOK JARBOE. 1905 "
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FOR sALE.7-RooM 3-sToRY PREss-BRICK
50 s. 1No Apply to HENRY "EA' 'c1 9TH s'-sw-
E'oR SAFE BRICK DWELLING SEVEN ROOMS;
s.iGS 18th r7LfR s'isf n @ 49, e
EoH sAIE.;35. 80. cil THIRD ST. s.w.
Psss zach s ash e.a lam in g
ias, Viii roo1is m / Price. 5000: l %ne,t ad
cash. baiance in Q. 1. Is and "a Tca,is, 5oI W.
Az ST. :. sel0-3t'
I'OR sALE-Io PER CENT INvEsTMENT-wE
s With esrH b, o. y asT np Ms pr oIno
site; 9th 8, near Sumner n ". location high and
sSiO+,t y - d. il. WARNER co.
For SALE-oN. SUNDERLAND FLAcE. mob
bath coaplctey iu nishei lot ever - feet front %
Tor unfIrnishet sd{oinn: 1r5periy. This is an op-
D. .siS that should n 16iiX + fiEhr
~ 49, COZ NV. 81 90 oooa st 81 near Ii NV. ooo
e, e -: 4oaol%b ST near 40 80.
6 l;a ne O. S' ! Hs.: iih oao
y st neAf s.a, Is; ;; near 9;h ne II go
ssio3: - = :" d. 1''
EoR SALE !ss9 LINDEN ST. LIE DRoIr PARk;
grtlk house eight rooms mi bath lot a1AsO. Prise
iGc Sew 5,5ssy .hsSs ;ts,Ty brirk eight
sslo-st 'O' = Al MORRISON ' i&EE3,. NV.
EOE suE-rwO ELEGANT BtY-wINDow
lH-tsou Vernon; ave- Nv seven and nine roo,Ls
dsrsby ioc4rd ard sia,- cry respect nsar
SaS nv WE'D co 135Y IL rh IL. to .e S
CoK SALE ONE OF HE BEST AND DRsIr-
ably lOa:ed houses in tn northwest conyepant to
stree ,5rs -soT. sAy 5r:e 70 roof 10 rooms
cree tei.ar tu[naee WIZ good deep lot; room for
WEsD &c &C.. So i f,ss !. to terms ''' d 5S
EoK sAI.E-IN .rHE NORTHWEST o-sIoRY
!. sAy-Sindog oIiel rooms y, and bah handsomely
se i'asr l. '" WEEP 4 w. '''' i''h 81 Nv
I,oR s.LE-FRAME DWELLING OF SIX ROOMS
,n all hGdern s .n SsssSy sTGyps
WEED CO 30 iith St NV 4-''- ~ Is selo-s T.
L,oR sALE-ELEGANr NINE-KooM AND BATH
are The most Elegantly nnished and arranscd hansss
IN the northwest; every modern convenience must
sui, purchaser, L, ". WE'D 90. SEQ iia i,
E'OR SALE : A BEAUTIFUL NINE-RooA MOD
4 Ell b.y-window brick. in a desirable location Of
the northwest; convenient 20 car line; elegantly
ihi. psoptrty IS Invited fo- ferns Wiki vii he
1d /. sS. Ss app ua. nh hai,diar NIP
Associaison q New Yo1s -''- s ssio 90"
NOR SALE LOOK AT THESE; ) LEFT OF THE
Ia, eonvenisnc.s. brown s;sns elstri srEiiancs.
,6,n-. laan,els reception hall u lot isrio to Is
CHARLES W. HANDY.
sel0- Northeast cor 12tb and q SIS. n. W.
NOR SALL-NEw SIX-RooA HOUSE, s25 18th
Il 81 ne al modern Improvements; small cash
f ,- msn, haiagsc Iaonshiyi Appy 70 OWNER. On
ses-tb. "a. tu.6t.
E'OR SALON l4rH ST. y W. AN ELEGANTLY
i hnlsLeo house. contsinnx rooms. bath and eel
lar. with all The modern ipIos cInents interior hand
soney decorated; locsti first class and convenient
To csbse ~. 40 cash, balance
$50 monthly Fer price and further particulars APP
/ ply To EASIERDAl IALLEEY
see-lw 624 ST. NV
L,OR SALE-fs sC0-A BARGAIN-COZY HOME
Il would make excellent business corner; rooms
wats,. gas, cellar. stable; lot .,0x9l II. alley
OwNER. 1ol icsh sta ne. ss72ws
L,oK sALE-HoIsE Is NEW YORK AVE. NV !;
Il bay window; Q rooms, hath modern fInrroye-
menr' two fronts. see OWNER on premises sstsr 5
p. Ia s<2-2w
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PExxsyLsAxzA raiircad's rate 70 BaItimore.
account Of naval veterans' reunion. Il d. 20.
Tickets now on sale god to return until Ocso-
Der 1o.-Adef.
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STORAGE.

THE SAFETY STORAGE AND VAN COMPANY
L warehouses Nos. 10 and - st. ne .-Storers OF
household furniture. pianos. paintings and mirrors
Separate rooms desired Hauling TO and from resi-
3ences and depots. ALBERT TuEGO
Phone 400. [au3l-3 Manager
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BICYCLES.

SAFETY BICYCLES. HIGH CLASS. INCLUDING
- celebrated new rapids. Coventry. Cross and
Wutrunas. pneuInetics and cushions three patterns
TO select from. just imported for fall season Bar
gains as dvertisenents for next year Repairing and
renting. large stock of accessories. PALMER
SON. Mass. and 9TH ST. Il ". see I'm
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An Expensive Watermelon.


Ibid enter upon the land Of John Scharper
and destroy the grass then and there growing, -
was the charge that Clerk Potts read to Donald
Rhett in the Police Court this morning.
Where in the world is there any grasss'' in
quired the judge.
at was a watermelon patch" answered Mr..
Sch6rper.
Where is your placer"
Near Benning."
Rhett plead guilty to the charge, and when
questioned by the court said he lived in Aber-
deem, Nd; that he was passing the place and
saw the watermelons and thinking he would
like piece Of melon he went in the patch and
got one.
WAS this the first time he had been in your
patch?" the judge asked.
mo, your honor" answered Mr.. Scharper
"He was in there once before"
A fine of $40 was imposed
Fined for Keeping q "spsak Easy"
'whnt sort of place does this woman besp2'
inquired Judge Miller Of Policeman Cowne this
on trial charged with keeping disorierly house
at No. $40 J. street northwest. 'sshe keeps q
speak easy and disorderly place generally" the
officer answered
Mrs. Lochboehler 10 the widow of the late
Adam Lochboehler and until short while ago
she kept a grocery store. but now she 10 not In
business unless II u that she conducts what the
police call 'spesk easy" Twice since she
has been o widow she has been convicted of
selling rum without a hcense, but she was par
doned and cautioned.
Witnesses were called in the case TODAY who
told Of the gathering Of persons in the widows
house and they said that the noise made there
disturbed the neighbors. Policemen Cowne
and Mentally told OF the raid made last night.
where they found q number Of persons seated
about . table enjoying some whisky from
bottle.
Mrs. Lochboehler claimed that the whisky vsx
brought there by one OF the men.
1t was In proof that Q lady In the ncishbor-
hood sent for her husband who was at the house
and the judge remarked to Mrs. Lochboehler
that the man was SO much In love with the
whisky that he could not 60 home
Judge Miller reminded Mrs. Lochboehler Of
the cases against her some time ago and told
her that she might just - wen make up her
mind that she cannot sell liquor without first
having obtained license. The Judge thought
the action Of the o0icrrs very commendsbls and
fined Mrs.. Lochboehlsr $50 OF ninety days in
jail
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UNDERWRITERS.

& H. HINES. UNDERTAKEN AND EMBALMER
-. and manufacturer Of supplies. 39s to 80 per
cent saved by consulting Mr.. HINES. 1915 l4th st.
IL. W. TeleI hone 715. aul9-6m
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STEAM CARPET CLEANING.

THE AMMONIATED STEAM CARPET CLEANING
4 and renovsing works. l7os and l1l0 K st. n. W.
carpets cleaned in the best manner by process.
Furniture. mattresses and feathers renovated Tsis
phone. SO4 II. NEWMYER, Manager. mh.S-rr
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I'OR SALON l4fH ST. y W. AN RLEG ANTIY
4 hnl.Led house contsininx rooms. bath and eel
lar with all the modern interior hand
soBely decorated loo si first class and convenient
20 ssbie terms. $1,000 cash. balance Of equity
$50 monthly. Fer price and further particulars APP
ply To EASTERDAl X NAlLkEX,
ses-lw 62l ST NV
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EoK sALE-fs.yco-A BAkGAIN-coZY HOME
i would make excellent business corner; rooms
wstsr: gas, cellar. stable lot 2ox9l H. 10 alley.
OWNER. s0l iCsn Sta n. ss7-2ws
L,oK sALE-HoIsE Is NEW YORK AVE. NV
Il hay window; rooms; bath. modern fInrroye-
ments; two fronts. see OWNER on premises sstsr
PIN ss2-2w
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DONT FAIL TO SIZE THIS.

DON'T FAIL TO SEK THIS
Mes deSirEhly located northwest hre,v butJt z tory
and ,ark bun ng residence. IA rooms IN srstisss
conditoE l.rs- cellar houss 251So %: S1IzDO with
ornamental srces sArhbery b his Is IDEAL nc re
MAN. l4th aEd q s.I:s-tst
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EUE NLE ELEGANT BAY-WINDOw BRICk
Il hear IL and ~ "a . s rooms and bath; m l. .
10 glIl-s purchase. s,i..,Oi.
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II should say %, )" rejoinsd Mr.. Cumrox.
There's nothin' Ike sdvertisin' Ter any
business
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LGR SluL-DSF OF THF MOST DESIRABLE
II homes IN Columbia Hsi-hts, located lrince-
ton Il. hst l! aad l4th ats. n. 10; 5O1 $50 i'm
rruv-l bv very ell built IlClern brlck dwelling and
stable with al nod iIsiys.
LOUIS ?. SHOEN AkER.
s-lJ3f g.uF 81. n W.
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His Method.

A good teacher never begins his work
by impressing his pupils with discour-
aging sense of has own knowledge as
compared with their ignorance. He
knows better way than that.
GLOW dye take t. tn new teacher
we've got daown t No. 9, Biuy?' in
quired Mr.. Eben Hobbs of his fourteen
year-old nephew, not long after the
commencement of the "fall term"
"Pooty far t. nnddlin scholar, guess
he is" replied Billy automatically.
"Why, an course, l cal'late he'd hev t
bet hold sech a p'sition as he docs" re-
sponded Mr.. Hobbs. "But what mean
is, haow much be ye goin t. learn firm
the chapT'
"Why, Uncle Eb," said the boy with
a shrewd smile on his freckled face, sit
don't appear t be no special 'csount
what we boys an gals git t know, s'fur's
I ken see. The main pint is fer us t git
where we'll jest be baowed dsown re lizin
what heap he knows. An when he's
learnt US that much guess he'll quit
No. an light aOut fer mother school. -
~suths Companion.
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NeapoIitan Won en-

The Nespolitan woman Of the uppe,
class Is not interested in the higher educa-
ton or industrial progress of her sex She
can smile s.eetIy, dance lightly, eoqnette
gracefully and dress daintily. but to blister
her soft palm with an oar, prick her taper
fingers with needle, brosden her slender
foot By walking or wrinkle her smooth
brow with study are TO her undreamed q
absurdities
The little brothers and sisters IN Nea-
poiitan household are vigorously separated.
They work and play at different ho1rz and
are brought up according TO an entirely
different code The daughters sre edu-
Gated in Rome or Paris at the Sscre Corur.
and if there are several girls in enc family
one is educated TO the caurch.-NapIes
Letter
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for two year

to sell silver mine in Utah was tc
have $50, 900 for it and share of the
stock in the new organization, also to be-
an officer of the company.
ga friend came to me the day before
the meeting at which the money was to
be paid and the election held. George.
he said, for Gods sake try to keep sober
until this matter is safely settled. 1t is
the turning point IN your life. After.
ward, if you want to have little spree,
have it, but not now
do you think a sane man would al
such time 60 and fill himself up with
whisky? Well l did. When came to
a,yself it was day after tomorrow. The
cuyers Of the mine had gone away, and
though it was three years ago they have
not yet returned.
Il started out for Dwight then, I sup
pose. did not quite know where l was
going, but on the way l struck Leaven-
worth, branch institution, and stopped
there. Everybody deserted me. Ny
father-in-law, TO whom l wrote for a
little help, wrote me a savage letter
about my fetching up in Drunksrds'
home, etc, removed my pelt, as it were,
and then anointed me with Tabasco
sauce.
Everybody forgot me but my wife.
She sold the cow and came on TO en-
courage me at Leavenworth. You think.
perhaps, its all easy after you get to the
institute. a little jsb in the arm, few
teaspoonfuls OF medicine and bath and
You are we'll Do not believe it. For
weeks and weeks / would jump out OF
my skin if man dropped a shingle nail
on the sidewalk fifty feet away. You
cant give man new nerves IN three
weeks when lie has been ten years de-
stroying them. But you can quell that
insanity for few weeks and in that
time gei tie best OF il, If you realy want
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Some of the greatest bargains.

They were talking of great bargains,
and giving personal recollectionso of some
Each one tried to eclipse the previous
ones story either by recounting an ex
perience of his own OF of some one OF
whom he knew, generally of some one
of whom he knew. The records were
raked over for stories of men who grew
of real estate, stock, ETC., that might be
called bargains.
Lessons were drawn from the stories
also in showing how the money made
from one bargain had been turned
over" and augmented.
1t was when the conversation tagged
that the tall. solemn man spoke up.
Gentlemen" he said, 'I'll tell you
of some bargains that echpsed them
all"
''Some!" they exclaimed in surprise.
Allow manyY'
Several" returned the solemn man.
81 can't say offhsEd Just how many"
There was an incredulous sxclama-
ton from all present, and some one
asked:
"What are theyT
"The bargains that we just failed &c
make, gentlemen" he replied. The
bargains we Just failed to close, and
some other fellow got 10 FIRST"
There was gloomy silence as they re
called some that they had missed. but
no enc disputed the solemn mans State
ment.-Cbic@r,o Trib1T7e.
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A Modern Instance.

Lawyer Pshyster-Here. madam, l.
your back pension money. have sue
ceeded in getting it for you at last. 4.
Blind Old Woman--How much is
there?
Thirteen hundred dellars. It's g
large sum of money. congratulate
you
'Oh, thank you! How much is you,
fee?''
II have been to considerable expense
and trouble, but I'll be easy On you,
ma'an. Well call it $3.50 and say moth.
ing about it"
THAT includes everything, does it?"
Everything but my brothers bill fol-
professional services. He examined your
eyes and pronounced you blind, you re-
member"
"Oh, yes. How much will that be-"
"Only $500. For professional oculist
that is cheap. He sometimes gets $40O
fol- single operation.
eyes, it is very cheap. You haven't
brother in the banking business, have
your"
"No. WhyY'
because if you had I'd like to deposit
the rest of it in his bank. Then you
would have it all in the family. Chi
cagO Tribune.
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Not To Re Cau1ht-

Twas at the Sabbath school picnic.
Two maidens of uncertain age were
struggling in the water
'Merciful heavensI" cried the pastor.
''Will no one save them? Is there nc
swimmer among u.s.
SIS there a jestice of peace in the
crowd?" asked Tattered Stuyvesant, the
tramp, emerging from the bushes
al hold that office, answered gentle
man. But will f511t 1io
''Well, then, ladies, shouted Tattered
Stuyvesant 10 the struggling maidens,
''hold up yer hands al let the jestice
swear We that | don't have to marry
either of ye IN I'll plunge in. I'm heroic,
but not foolhardy. This is leap Year,
National Tribune.
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Its an IL wind that blows nobody
good" runs the old adage, and when
Miss Almira Stevens older sister Mehit-
able decided to 90 ont west TO visit her
brother for six months, Miss Alrnira WAS
not long in finding one bright spot in her
bereavement.
How In the world viii YOU ever pet
along without Kitty, Almiry?" asked a
sympathizing neighbor. "Why, you aint
ever been parted before since you was
children, have YOU?
"Never," replied Miss Almira, sorrov-
fully.
You'll miss her dreadful, won t your
Eyes, i shall. But then added Miss
Almira, faint flush rising TO her face.
''you know, Mis- Wilson, | shall have the
first readin of the evenin paper whilst
sister Kitty is goneI'- Youths Compan-
Ion.
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Mll!llsl! Eagle
THE PROPOSAL.

It's purity hard fer fellers when they gets ts
twenty-ene,
Fer then the times arrived fer solid work t.
be begun.
A boy can be right smart "a slick when he is IN
his teens.
But when he GENES of age he's got 60 show al
he knows beans:
Nd of the problems as is ,sot before-hiJn in this
life.
The hardest to solute, think, is who's to be
his wife.
It's that what's bothered me OF la1e-it's both.
cred me right bad.
Which one of six young ladies is-the best thai
can be had?
There's Sarah Riggs: she's mighty smart al
bakin. 80 they say,
But amt a bit o. use when't coraes to tossin ny
the hay.
N Riah Johnson, she can't cook not fer little
But in the fields she alters shows mighty lot
o. grit.
N Polly Hankey's purity fine, but I'm afeard
o. her:
She's kind o. firty; that's a trait In wives
don't prefer.
N Marthy Pollock knowstoo much-she's been
to boardin school
N thinks onless a man can read 'thout STUN
bin he's a fool.
N Sadie Peters mighty sweet TO look at, nd
all that,
But there is them as says whenISade gets mad
she's like cat.
N Susan Jones is rather nice; but say. she's
kind O queer.
She's of the kind to squeeze yer hand a wink
n call you dear"
N somehow when meet Sue Jones kind o
want TO run
Fer fear at she'll propose to mend don't
call that fun
Although I'm fond o. Susan-that's fact
can't deny:
But 'twouldn't hurt her. not a 5ot, to be bit
more shy.
Them six can't decide about, n seems that's
the case.
I've called on you, Miss Perkins-or. II you'll
allow me, Grace
To say at what upon the huh / thinks the
style fer, me
IS kind o. quiet, modest girl, sech as you often
see
Thekind at amt afeard o. work. knows how
to cook n sew,
Don't sing or play planners, md amt alters on
the go.
Amt stuck On literary work, is alters clean n
neat;
Don't know so awful much she knocks feller
of his feet;
~ though she's plain, has looks enough, N
looks she's like TO keep,
IN with her talkin isn't Like to kill feller's
sleep
That there's the kind, Miss Perkins, as think
II do fer me:
IN do you know, Isorter think-I scrter think
you're she!
Carlyle Smith in Harper's Bazaar.
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a Narrow Escape.

During a session Of n West Virginia
court darby was tried for cutting a
white man with a razor. His counsel
wished to prove that the white man was
the aggressor, and that the darby was
physically unable TO defend himself
without a weapon. Being duly sworn,
-Uncle jim" was asked whether he had
ever been injured IN any way.
''Yes, sab"
"Tell the jury al about 1t"
''Well, sab, it was down IN hat'noogv
rs a-vukkin down dab. an | done fell
off a derrick-fell sixty feet. broke
dis hyah laig. an l fractured dis hyah
ahm in two places, az knocked out
dem two teef, an nv collah bone was
broke, an / had three ribs busted; dis
hyah yeah was tore of an halter be
sewed On agin; an de fac Is, gent'men,
eff it hadn't been for pile OF, bricks dat
sort o. broke my fail. I'd "a been liable
to be hurt serious. Harper Magazine
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-05-11
About the hight Ratio.

The little girl sounded her father on
the financial situation.
Papa" she said, u want five dol
lars"
Great Scott, child" the father ex-
claimed, "what do you want with SO
much money!"
81 want to buy doll"
'But doll doesn't cost five dollarsm
ooh, no, the doll only costs five cents,
but it takes the rest to buy her clothes.
The father rubbed his chin thought
fully for minute.
my DEAR" he said soberly. you have
the ratio about right, but l haven't the
FIVE dollars. Here's a dime. detroit
Free Press.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-05-11
Too Much Curiosity.

A Berlin gentleman called on his
doctor, who showed his patient over the
house and pointed cut many articles of
bric-a-brac.
"Your house is beautifully furnished,
doctor" remarked the visitor. Where
did you get all these things? Did you
inherit them from your patients?'-
Texas Siftings.