St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-10

James G. Blaine Jr. it Is rumored, has a
new matrimonial venture on hand. Here is
one case. at least, in which all the world
does not love lover.
OF course the spring editorial in yester-
days Pioneer Press was manufactured ex-
pressly for the Eastern trade.
In attempting to jump from car window
of a rapidly moving tram, Peter Maher
showed that he possesses the courage. of his
convictions. This is upon the assumption
that his convictions trend on the theory that
the average pugilist is no good Oh earth.
The attention of the gentlemanly and atf-
letic bowlers of st. Paul is directed to the
fact that the Iowa legislature is playing
cooked hat with the prohibition law.
Now that we have safely passed through
the measles of Italy and the chicken pox of
Chilli. we are prepared to tackle the whoop-
lng-cough of England, with kind permission
of Lord Salisbury.
CARA. it is said. is waiting for grass. In
this respect Cara resembles a number OF
presidential booms of which we wot.
Complications with England will be COM
paratively easy of adjustment owing to the
fact that there is no Pat Egan who needs re-
calling.
Kate Field comes forward with the asser
ton that George Washington always gave his
gardener So at Easter with which to go on a
spree lasting fouc days and nights Those
old colonial patriots were frugal class.
Senator Pettigrew has at last got his bill
passed prohibiting Indians from purchasing
firearms without permit from the agent at
the reservation 1t now only remains ques-
ton of how much is poor Lo willing to put
up to the Indian agent for permit to buy
his gun? There is Doodle in the very air of
the senate chamber
Col. John Hay is spoken of as probable
successor of Whitelaw Reid as minister to
France. But if Congressman Bland has his
way the United States will soon have more
money than France has Hay.
A compressed air ordinance is giving
Chicago people great deal of trouble. 1t is
difficult to see how there can be SO much
compressed air in a city ordinarily SO windy.
England has no mugwump vote. The pos
SCISSORS of the elective franchise are either
Liberals or Tories. There are no Liberal-In-
dependent-Tores or Independent-Tory Lib
erals. At present the Liberals appear to
have what an American politician would
term the CALL
If Senator Stanford really sold the flower
of his racing stables in order to raise money
to further the interests OF third party presi-
dental boom that fails 10 materialize, he
will. doubtless feel exceedingly sad. There
are one or two things in this world unattain-
able even to the millionaire politician.
We trust hat B. Harrison will not afix his
signature to a bill now pending i'll congress
to keep newspapers out of the mails if they
are devoted to accounts of crime before
the November elections. 1t may be necessary
for the Republicans to steal Indiana again.
The latest sensational book upon the mar
ket is entitled THE Man Who Vanished" 1t
is not biography of Roger Q. Mills.
THURSDAYS MENU.
BREAKFAST.
Oranges.
Cracked Wheat.
Coffee. Cocoa
Chicken Croquettes.
Baked Potatoes.
Cream Biscuit, Maple Syrup.
DINNER.
Potato Soup.
Curry of Mutton or Ragout
Picked Peaches.
Dessert.
Coddled Apples. Cake.
TEA Or (LUNcHEoN).
Boiled CLANS in Shell.
Steamed Brown Bread.
Ginger Snaps.
Preserved Ounce or Apple
Comment upon the above judieious selec-
ton of one days rations would be unnec-
eSsary were it not for. the Introduction of
''coddled apples" Upon this exceedingly
de menu article we hardly know how to ad-
wise. Perhaps it would be best to first catch
your apple and then coddie it. good, dur
able coddler can be purchased at the Decent
counter of almost any one of our department
stores. For a curry of mutton il will be
found advisable to secure short one. for the
simple reason that short mutton is soon
curried This may require some running
around, but it may be money in somebody's
pocket for you to do SO. Otherwise the menu
is unobjectionable.
Any one audacious enough to assert that
yesterday was not balmy spring day is
simply Democratic liar working in an under
handed manner to circumTent the mayoraity
boom of Stanford Newell
Chicago severely criticises Bill Nye's play
1.-THE Cadi,' but then Chicago criticism is
never to be taken seriously. N. B.-Neither
is the play.
A New Jersey clergyman bought bottle
of beer on his way TO church and preached
with the same standing at his elbow. Herein
is hint to photographers who desire the
sitter TO look pleasant
Two Kinds Of Life Insurance.
The season is at hand, OF perhaps now
fairly past, when the great life ipSur-
ance companies are publishing the large