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Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1892-09-09
Pistol and Razor.

Mercer West turned two negroes
over to Sheriff Collier this morning.
They were John Pendleton, charged
with carrying razor, and Henry
Hammer, charged with carrying a
pistol. They were tried by Squire
Harrelson yesterday and in default
of bond were sent to iail.
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1892-09-09

Miles Nerve and LIVER Pills.

Act on a new principle-regulating
the liver, stomach and bowels through
the nerves. A new discovery. DR.,
Miles Pills speedily cure biliousness,
bad taste, torpid liver, piles, constipa.
tion. Unequaled for men, women,
children. Smallest, mildest, surest.
so doses, 25 cts. Samples free at
Owen IL Moore's, If
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1892-09-09

A School House Enlarged.

The directors are enlarging Hick-
ory Grove school.house in the Fif-
teenth district to a size that will ac-
commodate all the pupils Of the dis
trict. Albert CUrd has been selected
to teach the school and will begin
Monday morning.
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1892-09-09

Thedemand for Collie
Cholera and Diarrhea cure is stead
ily growing, from the fact that all
who give it a trial are pleased with
the results and recommend it to
their neighborS. We feel sure that
the remedy cannot be recommended
too highly.-WAGELY X SMEAD,
Druggists, Newton, Iowa. For sale
by owen 4 Moore, Druggists.
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1892-09-09
The Record of Death.

Harry England, one of Robertson
county's best men, died at his home
near Cedar Hill Saturday. He was
an excellent citizen and will be sadly
missed in his county.
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1892-09-09

Do not punish your children with
bitter, nauseous mixtures when you
can get sc. Z. @. Certain Chill Cure"
on a guarantee. Any child will take
it. Sold by Owen & Moore.
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1892-09-09
Bank Stock For Sale.

On Saturday, Sept. 10th, will sell
to the highest bidder, at the court
house door, two thousand dollars of
+. & NJ. National Bank stock.
Il. p. TURNKEY.
aug30d&swtsep10
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1892-09-09

500 mills, so cents, 8 picayunes, 8
dimes or four bits buy bottle of DIR.
Mendenhall's Ague Cure the chill
and fever killer. No taste. Sold by
Owen d Moore.
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1892-09-09

Battle Biliousness, beseige Malaria,
break up Chills with G. G. G. Certain
Chill Cure, the pleasant remedy. No
cure, no pay. Sold by Owen &
Moore,
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1892-09-09
For Rent.

A nice Cottage at Idaho Springs.
Apply to PETE JOHNSON.
uily16-dtf
Daily tobacco leaf-chronicle. (Clarksville, Tenn.) 1890-1895, 1892-09-09

dren.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-04-03
Look Before You Lean.

Look at our stock before buying your
spring suits or hats. If you have never
given US a trial, do it now; if you do, our
reliable goods, reasonable prices and square
business methods are calculated to make
you q customer. Kohlers is the place.
Never before have we shown such splendid
assortments of clothing and hats, and never
has our bottom figured, one-price SYSTEM
IMPRESSED customers as tavorably as this
spring. An early call will save you much
time and money. Kohler's, 1853 Broughton
streeu.-Ad.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-04-03

The Queen City Social Club, which was
organized IN January. is one OF the most
thorough organized in the city. 1t has
fourteen active memb ers, including presiS
dent, vice president, secretary and treas
urer. Its meetings are held twice month
at the residences of the different members,
where the evenings are pleasantly spent
with music and recitations by the MEM
hers
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-04-03
Our Spring stock

OF clothing for men, boys and children Of
the latest styles is now complete. Our furn-
ishing department Of underwear, neckwear,
shirts, etc, contains all the latest and mob
best styles. No other house ever did or
ever will sell such well made and perfect
fitting clothing at the prices we offer.
Casting no reflection on the goods OF our
competitors, we repeat that our clothing Is
the best offered in the city. All we ask, is
your inspection before buying. Kohler's,
15S Broughton street.-Ad.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-04-03

Great interest is being taken in the ap-
preaching marriage Of Miss Celia Frank
and Mr.. Henry L. Smith. The ceremony
will take place at the synagogue and a
large reception will be held at the De Soto.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-04-03
G0NSUMP TI0N.

have positive remedy for the above disease by its
thousands of of the worst kind and of long
standing have been cured Indeed strong is my faith
in lit efficacy. that will send TWO BOTTLES FREE, with
a VALUABLE TREATISE on this disease TO any suf-
ferer who will send their Express and p o. address,
T. A. SIocum, NJ. O.. 1873 PearI St. N. v.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-04-03

The Carmencita is the appropriate name
for one of the new psrasols, the full chiffon
flounces representing the skirt dancers
skirts. 1t is flounced inside as we'll as out,
ana is decided novelty. Although a great
deal of jet will be used on parssols, it does
not seem appropriate as it retains the heat
80 long.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-04-03

There is young man in Savannah who
has most remarkable horse. A few days
ago this horse broke loose and began running
madly around a large Enclosure. The
efforts OF several to catch him proved Of no
avail, when one shrill whistle from the
hussar stopped the animal, who at once
went up for petting and sugar plums.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-04-03

Mr.. Hugo Frank is in town and will be
present at the Frank-Smlth wedding.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-04-03

A delightful entertainment is promised
for Thursday evening when the handsome
new organ IN st. Patrick's church will be
heard for the first time There will be an
organ recital and sacred concert.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-04-03

Mrs. H. Traub has as ner guest Miss Mat
tie Mayer of Brunswick
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-04-03

Miss Maize Ferst is at home from her
school near Baltimore.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-04-03

The marriage Of Miss Amelia Boley and
Mr.. J. H. Alexander of Brooklyn will oc-
cur on April 6. 1t promises to be brilliant
affair.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-04-03

CERTAIN CITIZENS Of FL Paso will give Jay
Gould q lot there and the railroad magnate
says he will accept and build winter residence
on it.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-04-03

Mrs G. A. Retire expects to leave for the
north on Tuesday, where she will spend the
Easter holidays with her daughter, Roberta.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-04-03

1t IS NOW SAID thatIthere is some chance
even some hope-of Guy de Maupassant's ulti-
mate recovery. He has gained q certain degree
self.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-04-03

Mr.. Alfred Servaes spent several days at
Laurel Hill during the week.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-04-03

Mr.. Frederic Meyer of New York, who
has been guest at the De Soto, left for
Florida yesterday.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-04-03

Mr.. and Mrs. Charles A. Shearson are en-
PERTAINING their sister, Miss Snearson, at
their charming home on Hull street.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-04-03

Miss Hattie We'll is at home from school.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-04-03

ing manner in which the affair was CON-
Quoted.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-04-03

1t is said that the best and easiest way to
clean fine lace is to spread the iace on a
piece of wrapping paper, then sprinkle it
carefully with calcined magnesia, place an
other paper over it and put it away between
the leaves of book for two or three days.
All it needs is a skillful shaker to
scatter the white powder, and then it is
ready for wear with the slender threads in
tact and as fresh as when new.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-04-03

parlors were beautifully decorated with
flowers.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-04-03

MIR. Hal Johnson has been at Suwanuee
Springs for about two weeks. Like every
one else who visits there, he is delighted.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-04-03

The loveliest place for lounge or a tete-a-
tete is right in the corner under book
shelf
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-04-03

Messrs. Watson & Powers of the De Soto
gave to their guests an informal but charm
| Ing hop last Saturday evening. These
gentlemen are ever ready to add to the
| pleasure and enjoyment of their guests.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-04-03

Millocker has certainly collapsed all other
composers in the title of his new opera. 1t
ia: The Child Was Born on Sunday" No
one seems to know why such a title was
chosen, though it 10 to be hoped the writer
had sone reason for giving to the public
suoh title page
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-04-03
BETWEEN TWO FIRES.

got on a stage on a chance and went 70 a
hotel on the same chance. Next time l will
be more particular. 1t is true they took
me in; but it is also true that they did for
me.
On one side Of me was a newly married
pair, and as the door was sprung about an
inch all around, / had the extreme felicity
Of hearing her tell him how beautiful life
was, and Of hearing him tell her how that
nothing was beautiful but the one woman
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-04-03

Miss Jones Il Henry street enter
tanned at high tea on Tuesday evening
Her guests were Miss Meta Harden, Miss
Bessie Bruen. Miss Robertson, Miss Louie
Guerard, Mr. w. deBruyn Hops, Mr.
Thomas Screven, Mr.. Fell, Mr. Louis Le-
Hardy. Mr.. Cosens and Mr.. Hancock.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-04-03

The wedding of Miss Dollie j. solomon
and Mr. Frederick j. Davis was quietly
celebrated at home, only the family and
most intimate friends being present. A re-
ception was held from to O'Clock. The
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-04-03

Mrs. Charles Ellis, Jr., is registered at
Suwannee Springs.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-04-03

Miss Claude Bond is with her sister, Mrs.
John Screven, on CASTOR street.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-04-03
"rHEY WERE REAL MOTHERS. -

"And why don't we initiate the daughter
Of the Prince of Walesl She is a real
mother. | tell you it is that that is making
things bad aud making women go wrong
and men wretched; IL is because women are
not mo: hers. and become poor wives, and
who can say what they are later on"
They all sat looking at Gus while be said
this. and. when he got through, the strap
pingest fellow of the lot, who wore a collar
that nearly cut his ears. and who carried a
stick that would have given joy to a variety
actor, clutched him by the hand, slapped
him on the shoulder, and said:
"Gus. old boy, where did you learn all
this good sensein
And Gus threw back his head, and a d1-
vine blush came over his face as he
answered:
II drank it with my mothers milk"
did not want TO cheer that boy or any
thing else. just stared out Of the window
at the moon, and felt that the tears were
chasing each other down my face, until if
anybody saw it they would actually think
was crying.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-01-13
Chicago Literature.

II haye a poem here that would
like to know if you will print" said
a solemn, ethereal sort Of a man,
coming into the editorial bungalow
of Chicago newspaper. recently.
The editor reached under his desk
for his gun, but saluted his visitor
politely.
"Let me see it," he almost COM
manded.
ut is good one, l think" ven-
tured the solemn man as he handed
it to him.
The editor took it and began read
ing.
"Why," he blurted out OH the first
line, "this is Longfellow's Psalm Of
Life What do you mean by trying
to palm this off on me ?"
"Will you print it ?" urged the Wis
itor.
"Of course not Do you think I'm
blame fool to print one Of the
finest poems in the language, handed
in by such looking apology for a
poet as you are. No, a hun"
"Then you refuse to print it," he
said, taking the poem off the desk
and interrupting the editors flow of
language.
81 most emphatically do, and if you
don't get out of this in two minutes
I'll throw you out of the window"
Don't do it," pleaded the visitor,
almost earnestly, as he began to back
out with considerable haste. II want
to live long enough to help eat a
champagne supper. I've won 1t on a
bet that there was an editor in this
town who didn't know any better
than to reject one of Longfellow's
poems. I'm from st. Louis, and you
Chicago people seem to think you
know it all and twice as much more.
1t was Chicago literatti, as he called
himself, that l had the bet with, and
maybe you had better come around
and help us in the supper. I'll see il
he'll send you up an invite. There s
nothing mean about me. ] don't care
if ! don't look like ] could write
the Psalm of Life Tootle, tootle,
old fel, see you later" and the editor
got up and staggered over to the win.
dow for fresh air as the solemn man
slammed the door and went down the
stairs.-Detroit Free Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-01-13
They Paralyzed Him.

"The other day two stylishly dress.
ed young ladies entered our sales
room and asked to examine out stock" i"
remarked Fifth avenue furniture
dealer. 1.-THE foor-walker recognized
one of the women as bride of few
weeks who belongs to one of the
swellest families of the North side ,
and, as the salesman thought he saw
heavy order in sight, he called me,
and / undertook to pilot the callers
through the establishment and look
after their wants. What a dance
they led me Up to the fourth floor
we went, then back to the ground
floor. then to the third, then back to
the second, up to the fourth again, and
at last the chase ended where it began.
The shoppers priced enough furniture
to stock dozen large residences.
They asked me to quote prices on sets
and individual pieces, and on each
floor / laid aside, at their request,
groups of our costliest cabinet sets,
tables, chairs, bureaus, sofas, beds,
sideboards and divans, to say nothing
of several acres of Brussels and Mo-
quette oarpetlng. At last we had
canyessed the whole stock pretty
thoroughly, and as l mopped away
the perspiration from my manly brow,
I made mental calculation concern
ing the size of the order l was about
to fill. Then the bride said sweetly :
we are ever so much obliged to you,
Mr.. Blank. Really, you've been very
kind indeed, and I'm so glad we came
right here before going to any other
furniture house.
"Of course / assured her that /
was her debtor that l was always
pleased to show our goods, as I felt
confident that they would not suffer
by comparison with those of other
houses; and that we would guarantee
both quality and prices.
"'That's just it, exclaimed the
you wife, vivaciously. Other dealers
don't do it, you know, and l don't
like to trust them. l just wouldn't
do it, so there, now.'
"And l remained discreetly silent
as she stamped pretty foot with
great vigor and shook her hand to
add emphasis to her remarks.
"And so l improved my first
chance to run down town. she resum.
ed, with a sigh, and see you about
the matter. Tom has just furnished
our new house, you know, from top to
bottom, and / wanted to see whether
he got bitten on prices. Good after
noon-so kind of you, I'm sure
"And as the two women swept Out
of my sight, l couldn't have uttered q
word, if I had been offered a half
interest in a gold mine to do so."-
Chicago Mail.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-01-13
He Chose a Woman Preacher.

After he had congratulated his
chum and wished him all the luck in
the world, he said:
by the way you were married by
Il woman, weren't your"
"Yes--the Rev. Isabel Dixon"
"Oh, yes, of course, it's all right
but it seems sort of strange"
1T is just as binding as it would be
if the ceremony was performed by q
man."
II know it, but / don't believe ]
could get used to it. The brides idea
! suppose ?"
"No; mine"
"Yours! Great heavens, man
/ should have thought you"
"Well, / did at first. Ipreferred a
man, and we had one all picked out,
but the bride and. her parents rather
favored some old customs that ]
ombated unsuccessfully."
"Such as what?"
"Such as letting the minister kiss
the BRIDE"
"Oh (! that's why you"
"That's exactly why."-Chicagc
Tribune.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-01-13

About to visit some section of country
where malarial disease, either In the form
Of chills and fever or bilious remittent
was particularly rife, what atwould be about
the best advice you could give himp We
will tell you-to carry along, or procure
on arriving, that potent medicinal SAFE
guard, Hostetters Stomach Bitters,
known throughout malaria plagued re-
gions, hree and In other countries, as the
surest means of disarmIng the miasmatio
scourge, and robblng it Of its fell destruc-
tive influence. Not only docs II fortify
the system by increasing Its stamina, but
overcomes irregularity of digestion,
the liver and the bowels, aud counteracts
the unfavorablc effeots of over exertion,
bodily and mental exposure In rough
weather, or occupation too sedentary or
laborious, loss Of appetite and excessive
nervousness. The functions Of aliincnta-
tion, bilious secretion and sleep have In
II a iaost powerful and reliable auxiliary.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-01-13

shook it to hear the works rattle.
my great-grandfather carried it."
"What with-a truck ?" asked his
friend.
"Oh. that's all right" responded the
man with the watch. "Have all the
fun you want; but you couldn't du-
plicate it to-day for $780,"
81 suppose not. How much do you
think the freight charges on it would
be from here to New York ?"
81 know it's big, but 1 tell you it's
priceless. It's old-fasioned, but it's
all there"
"Yes, with some additions and bay
windows. But, really, is it reliable p
81 can tell the time to half min
ute by it and swear to it. I'll bet
can come closer to the exact time than
you now."
"I'll 60 YOU" He pulled out a
handsome little stem-winder, glanced
at it, and said cts 1888. Now
get a crowbar and open your old
safety-deposit vault and see what tims
you make it,"
The other pried the old watch open
with the back of knife-blade, stud
led moment, and then said +:
"Let me see. This is Saturday,
and I set it last Thursday evening at
6 o'clock. That is triAe over forty.
two and one-half hours ago. At a
half a minute an hour the total loss
would be twenty-one and one-fourth
minutes. l now make it 12:1 A IL
Adding twenty-one and one-four tn to
that would make the correct time
1886 3.4, and I'm willing to leave il
to any 'chronometer in town. Talk
about your reliable watches Why,
you can bet on this old heirloom and
win every time. It's lost half a min
ute an hour for sixty-three years
Ali you've got to do is to remember
when you set it and you can figure the
time down almost to quarter seconds. VI
Chicago Tribune.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-01-13
The Conductor on Top.

A fashily dressed negro, of the
type seen along upper Sixth avenue,
accompanying an ebony hued woman,
boarded cable car in 10th street
the other day.
The dandy began pulling mon ey
out of his pockets. First he display
ed a wad of bills, and then handful
of silver. The passengers watched
him, and he seemed to enjoy the at
tention he was attracting.
Presently the conductor came for
his fares, and he flashed five dollar
bill in the conductors face with the
air of a millionaire.
Nothing smaller ?" queried the
conductor.
"Naw," said the darkey, assuming
a tough air.
The conductor retreated TO the rear
platform, and carefully counted out
$4.90 in the smallest coin he could
scrape from his pockets. The most Of
the amount was in cent pieces.
He took the five dollar bill from
the colored coxcomb and poured the
pennies, nickels and dimes into his
straw hat on the seat beside him.
The passengers laughed, the colored
woman looked indignant and the VIC
tim mumbled threats as he filed his
pockets with the chicken feed.-New
York Herald.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-01-13

Captains wife (to her husband)-
Arthur, love, l want you to give
Jack good dressing down tomorrow
morning" "What for2 am per-
fectly satisfied with the fellow" She
-"Well, you know, he has to beat
the carpets tomorrow, and he strikes
ever so much harder when be is in q
bad temper. r."-Schwsbische Dorfzei.
tung.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-01-13

II look like tramp, ma'am," he
said, "but l amt. I'm sailor,
ma'am. l was wrecked and washed
ashore" "You amt been washed
since, I'll wager" said the unsy ympa-
thetic woman.-Epoch.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-01-13

Bess--"Shame on you, Carrie! l
saw you kiss Ben no less than twenty
times last evening" Carrie-"But
he is such tiresome fellow. you know.
l haye to kiss him to keep him from
talking."-Boston Transcript.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-01-13

Old Gentleman (stepping out on car
platform as car stops at way station,
and shifting the fresh air)-"Isn't t
this vigoratingf" Brakeman (shift-
ing his quid)-"No, Peekskill."-
brakes Magazine.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-01-13

Mrs. Gobbs-"I think it very
strang that your friend Dobbs never
married" Mr.. Gobbs-"Oh, you
don't know Dobbs. He isn't half
such a fool as he looks."-N. Y.
Weekly.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-01-13

First dude-"I say-aw-where dc
you get your hair cut" Second
dude-"On my head. Brooklyn
Eagle.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-01-13

"a cynic is a man who is tired of
the world, is he not2' "No, no, my
child" replied the knowing tutor. "a
cynic is a man of whom the word is
tired" d."-Exchange.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-01-13

Mrs. Armstrong Ga stranger)-
"Who is that stylish-looking lady
saw in one of the front pews at ser.
vice this morning?"
Mrs. Perkins-"Oh, that's Mrs
Charleston"
Mrs. A.--"Indeed! shouldn't
suppose she could afford it. She had
double rows Of buttons"
Mrs. P.-"Oh, you see, being the
minister's wife, she takes charge of the
collecticSs.p--Frcc Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-01-13

"How old is your boy !" Twelve"
"Can he write ?" "No." "Read ?''
"Nc." "Why, aren't you ashamed to
deprive him of ordinary education p
Hush I'm educating him to be an
exceptable juror, and it's the terror
of my life that he may run away and
60 to school" ol."-Washington Star.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-01-13

"Is Snooks sure his wife's poodle is
dead ?" "He must be. l see he's Of
fering So reward for it."-.Washing-
ton Hatchet.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-01-13

There are two kinds of dogs, the
good kind which is owned by your.
self and the worthless cur that is kept
by your neighbor.-Boston Transcript.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-01-13

Tomson (who has just sung)-
docs your friend Wilson sing, Mr..
johnson ?" Johnson-"No, he makes
himself disagreable in some other
way."-Yankee Blade.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-01-13

Man-"Wby don't you follow some
trade ?" Tramp--"I did, sorr /; but l
niver caught up wild it."-Art in Ad-
vertising.