The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1892-11-02
All Sorts of Paragraphs.

- The speed,of wild duck is 80 mileI
an hour.
"A falss friend and q shadow attend
only when she sun shines.
Churches built in the United Statel
in 1891 numbered over eighty-fve hun
dred.
"A man who lives fast cannot exI
pect that enjoyment will keep up Will
him.
Sunday School Teacher: Who lovej
everybody, Johnnie7 Johnnie: My pd
does, COS he is running for Office.
We often hear people say there ]
only one good cough medicine and thai
is DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup, the specific
for cold.
Salvation Oil gives perfect sstisfac}
tion for horses with cracked heels. q
W. Lee, 414 W. Balto, ST., Baltimore
Md.
Mrs. Susan Conrad, who died thd
other day in. Chicsgo weighed 60d
pounds, and much difficulty was had ID
obtaining coffin.
- Priscilla: But don't you think ipI
a girls duty to aak the consent of hei
parents? Prune!ls: Oh, yes; unless shd
thinks they won't grant it.
John Ross, aged 1S, and John
vogt, aged Is, had a fight at Paducah|
Ky. The latter broke Ross neck nitH
one blow of his fist.
TT overheard Maude aud Tom talk
ing in the moonlight last night.'I
"What were they talking about?" 'eThd
weather. She didn't know whether she'd
have him or not"
- The highest temperature on the
globe is st Death Valley, Inyo County,
California. It's surface is 159 feet below
sea level, and in summer the thermome-
ter has occasionally marked 122 degrees,
- First Friend: Heard old Smithson's|
going to be married for the fourth time.I
Must cost him something for lieenass.l
Second Ditto: Think he ought to apply
for season sicket. n
No dessh has occurred In the fsmilyI
of Rev. Samuel Wakefield of Latrobe,|
Pa, in 81 years. BE ia in bis 94thyear 4
his wife is few years his junior; they
were married in 1921, and have 10 chill
dren.
Some of the native women Of Aus-I
tralia have queer idea of beauty. They
cut themselves with shells, keep thsI
wounds open for long time, and when
they heal huge scars are the result.
These scars ere deemed highly ornamen-j
tai.
"A pear tree which was set by Cow
ernor JOAN Fndicott in 1880 is still stand
ing near Danversport, Mass. 1t blos-|
SONS freely, although 262 years old, butt
the fruit, like most of the pears Of thst|
date, is of poor quality.
- To relieve headache, correct disor-
ders of the stomach and increase the|
appetite, and for the cure of liver COM
plant, use Ayers Cathartic Pills.
They are perfectly safe to take, and inya-
riably promote healthy action Of the
digestive and assimilative organs.
= For the cure of headache, oonstipa-]
ton, stomach and liver troubles, and all
arrangements of the digestive and assin:I
ilstive organs, Ayers Pills are invalua-
BILE. Being sugar-coated, they are pleas
ant to take, always reliable, and retain1
their virtues in any climate.
- While George Washington was on
visit to Turk Hill, Conn, in 1885, says
the New York Recorder, he dropped 81
bright copper penny near the site Of the
Ira Meade homestead. 1t was one of the
few coined that year, and diligent search
was made for it-all to no purpose. The
property changed hands few weeks ago
and the new owner began improvements
In throwing out the dirt near the old
foundation the old penny was unearthsd.
- The trunk of rose bush or tree
which has been in full bloom at Ven-
tura, Oal, all summer is 8 feet in circum-
ference at the ground. The first branch,
which juts out at height of about feet
from the ground, is 8 inches in diameter,
or about 2 feet in circumference. Il was
planted in 1876 from slip obtained as
the Centennial Exhibition, and, although
several wagon loads of limbs are annual
ly pruned of, it now covers an area Of
nearly 1000 square feet. 1t is predicted
that by the time it is 25 years old it will
have outstripped the gigantic rose tree
at Cologne, which is known to be mere
than 300 years old, and Is less than 4
feet in circumference. Il
- This Is trick which will provide
amusement and valuable instruction to
the young. Place upright on the mouth
of bottle stiff ring of paper about 4
inches in diameter. On top of this ring,
exactly over the opening of the bottle,
Law a dime. Put the end of small rod
into the ring and give it sharp blow
sideways. The ring when 1t d struck
will fall down, but the coin, instead o.
being carried with it, will fall directly
into the mouth of the bottle. In conse'
ouence of the audiences of the shock
the coin, by virtue of the principles o.
inertia, has not time to feel the aeTi-
ment given to the paper. There ore
many similar experiments showing the
inertia of matter. One is to place on
the fors6nger of the left hand q Visiting
card. in the center of which is 9 90 cent
piece. Give g. hard rap on one OF the
corners of the card and it will fly away,
leaving ihe coin on the end of your fn;
ger.
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