New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-04-06
TIE TALK OF THE DAP.

IT.. roetor of n Conversational church OF Somer
VILE Mass, distributes neat printed sheet contaln-
ing the church notices. In the pews, In lieu OF reading
ihem This was one OF the recent notices. 1t may
not be inappropriate to call attention OF the audience
N the bad habit they have fallen into OF watching
people who conc in late especially those WHO nave
new clothes These late corners are modest people
and 1t must be a serious annoyance 10 nave tner
raiment subject Of remark. They wear II uncon'
scously and prefer that you would not nouco 'hem'
The Sunday services at O:3O, at ''oo' ior
the benefit Of all who desire to spend an hour IN
worship but for all those who have recently visited
the tailor and millner, and dressmaker. the morning
service begins anywhere from 1890 10 II, ana inc
evening service ten minutes before g. For tne dement,
OF the very tardy the announcement is nereoy
made that the bcncdicton will be the only portion OF
the service which they respectfully invited to
participated
reverIe10I've spent nigh onto 5000 on that boys
education ALREADY ny had ere an" vent to college,
Mrs stakenrder-Youre too hard on him, Josha-
No. Iizbeth, I amt said to him little while
ago thought IT was going to rain tomorrow and
what do you s'pose he saidl"
Pm sure j don't know, Joshaway'
Z" lie begged my pardon."-(Chcago Tribune.
There is room for suspicion that few boys arc
50 fond OF school that they banker for q summer
school, spite OF tho fact that schools are
one OF the fads OF the day. But the Rev. T. B.
start school for boys June /, that will doubt
less meet the approval Of all boys When we say
that the programme will be two hours day for
lessons and the rest for play and sport. we have
fully explained why they will look with favor on It.
A spRINGTIME IDYL.
The bluebirds they are calling
The robin plumes his wing,
The snOw-born streams are falling
Upon the feet OF spring.
Sing sweet, oh Southland
Fling soft, oh Southland
Ger hamlet farm and town;
Invade the Northland
Surround tho Northand,
And pull that snowbank down.
The wee frogs wake from sleeping,
they're getting ont Of bed;
The crocus shows her head.
Blow soft. oh Southland,
60 food TIC Norfhland
Dissolve the Northand,
And pull that snowbank down.
Go sound the cow-bell loudly
Wake feather fur and fin.
Ny brothers. SEQ how proudly
The splendid spring comes in.
All hail, oh southland.
Come soon. oh Southland.
And green the hills Of brown:
Invade tho Northland.
Go smte tho Northland,
And pull that snOwbank down.
-lDundas Banner Ontario Can.
school teacher OF this city sends the following.
which she vouc1es for a bona-fide composition
written by an eleven year-old boy in a Harlem
grammar school:
COLUMBUS
Columbus discovered America In 1892 october IL,
The people was going TO drowned Columbus when
they did not see no land lie had three voyages.
They looked three days and three nights to go to,
America.
Columbus discovered america as far as Columbus
Avenue he could not go no farther.
"To tell the truth the late E. A. Freeman was
an ll.bred cad,' says THE Buffalo Commercial,
but he got as good he sent at Yale College.
When entertained there, one Of the professors ad-
dressed him as DR.. Freeman. Doctor! why doctorr
said the boorsh historian. Il thought you were
entitled 10 the doctorate, the calm reply. Sup
pose | am, SO Is Gladstone. Would you doctor
him rudely replied the guest OF the evening. NO.
SIR said the now somewhat ruffied Yale man, 1
certainly would not apply so Insignificant a title TO .
man OF Gadstones eminence'
A Prospective Due.-when people lose their temper
they are apt 10 say things that are contradict9ry.
Two Ncw-lOrk gentlemen got into q quarre al tnelr
club Finally one OF them, who believes In the code,
said excitedly ~ , - ,,..1
scoundrel. Now. SIR, II you are gentlemen ana n q
man Of honor, you know what you have TO 90. hero
is my rd.'-crexas sifings.
"Mr Padeewski,, asked Boston planoforte teacher,
see that you phrase the forty second measure OF
Beethovens sonata tumtum illustrating at tho.
plano) Rubnsteln played II tumtittletum. DAlberts
way Is tum tum-tum. The standard editions have it
tum.tum- tlttlsum Now. II pupil asks me which Is
correct what shall I say, And the master gave
his answer in pure Polish. "The Boston Transcript"
which tells the story, fails 10 report H.
First Shade IA concert goer while earth)-What
are those wondrous harmonies hear
second shnde-That II the music OF the spheres .
First shade-It Is divine. What piano do they I'd,
vertise PUCK