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Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-27
TIE NATIONAL LEAGUE.
The Bostons Have Snap with tn


The Bostons Have Snap with the
Louisvilles.
BALTIMORE, July 3d. Timely hits and
daring base running gave the Colts the
winning run.
Baltimore, 2; hite, g.; errors, 1.
Chicago, 8; hits, s; errors, 8.
Batteries: Vickery, Robinson; Luby.
Schriver.
New YoRK, July 26.--The Giants won
a sharply played game in the fourth.
New York, 6 hits, z; errors, 2.
Cleveland, 4 hits, s; errors, 8.
Batteries: Rusie, Doyle; Young,
Cuppy and Thinner.
BosToN, July 26.- -Stratton was
knocked all over the field, Boston win
ming easily.
Boston, 10; hits, 16; errors, 2.
Louisville, a hits, 8; errors, 8.
Batteries; Nichols, Kelly; Stratton,
Grim.
WASHINGTON, July 2e.-The Senators
batted out victory in the tenth in an
uncertain game.
Washington, 10; hits, 8; errors, 1.
st. Louis, 8; hits, 10; errors, L.
Batteries: Killen, Mcclure; Breiten-
stein, Moran.
BROOKLYN, July 26.-The home team
played finely and won an easy victory.
Brooklyn, 12; hits, 81 errors,2.
Pittsburg, B; hits, 8; errors, IL.
Batteries: Terry, Gumbert and Mack !;
Haddock, T. DAILY.
PHILADELPHIA, July 26.-It was good
deal OF farce.
CINCINNATI, 8; hits, II errors, 0.
Philadelphia, 26; hits, 20; errors, 4.
Batteries: Rhines, Holiday, Harring-
ton aud Kuchan Case. Cross and Gle m
enta. ------ -
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-27
CH|PMAN'S cHESTNUTS,
Continued from Second page.

Continued from Second page.
has always stood for the material de-
velopment of the state, and. believing
that increased facilities OF fran6porta
tion by water and by rail will conduce
to that end, it demands from the gen
eral government the early completion
under government control, OF the MICA
ragua canal, and a liberal expenditure
OF money to improve our harbors and
internal waterways, and it invites capl-
tai to build into the state other compet-
ing transcontinental lines OF railway,
pledging protection and support to all
the instrumentalities existing and to
exist that may promote the general
welfare and give the people the benefit
of the law of competition.
THE Committees.
When the convention reassembled
after recess the chairman announced
the committees, as follows:
Committee on credentials-F. IL.
Greedy, chairman; j. w. Taggart. h.
G. Jacobs, E. @. Voorhees,, g. O. Cor
ham, jr., s. F. Hanscome, Frank Tevis,
w. A. Mackinder, E. j. Wilson, Alex
ander Brown, Frank G. Delong, @. b.
Ashurst, L. j. Howell, IL. w. Snlppee,
G.. W. Craig.
Permanent organization and order OF
business-D. s. Dorm, San Francisco,
chairman: D. F. Johns, E. W. Jones,
F. G. Hail, ]. M. Brown, F. H. Long, j.
M. Mannon, J. II. Magoffey, M. Selma
bel, ]. w. Davis, 7. @. Hockin, John
Spellman, H. Kron, ]. B. Mckenzie, j.
L. Copeland.
On resolutions-R. B. Carpenter, Los
Angeles, chairman; George Fuller, San
Diego; G. H. Crafts, San Bernardino ;
G. A. Nourse, Fresno; C.M. Shortridge,
Santa Clara; j. H. Fouttit, San Joa-
quin; Obed Howe, Sacramento; Frank
j. Murphy, Sonoma; G. F. Roberts,
Humboldt; D. G. Cole, Sierra 7. w.
Harris, Alameda; A. Hockheimer,
Glenn; W. H. Dimond, San Francisco ;
f. Fl. Chadbourne. San Francisco.
After the announcement of the COM
mittees the convention adjourned until
7 80 this evening.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-27
HIS JOURNEYS END.

Baggagemaster PheIps's Death at the
Depot Last Night.
John Phelps rode in from Yuma on
the Southern Pacific overland train last
night, reaching the Arcade depot at 10
o'clock. He was the baggagemaster,
and when the cars stopped he COM
menced to put the trunks out of the car
He swung one out, and succeeded in
following that with another, when he
was seized with a fit and fell writhing to
the floor OF the car.
He was carried to the baggageroom of
the depot, where, in a few moments, be
died. Phelps was single man, about
40 years of age, who was subjected to
attacks of this kind, which proved fatal
last night.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-27
A TELLER ARRESTED.
Another Phase of the Sau Diego
Bank Failure.

Another Phase of the Sau Diego
Bank Failure.
Another chapter in the miserable
story Of the failure of the California
National bank of San Diego was COM
menced, SO states the San Diego Union,
by the arrest in San Francisco of Sam
uel O. Gregg, who was teller of the
bank, upon warrant charging him with
felony in making false and fraudulent
entries in his books.
The arrest was made by Detective
Holland of Oakland, who was appointed
deputy United States marshal for the
occasion. The prisoners bond was fixed
at $4,000, in default of which he was
kept in the city prison. He will be
brought to this city, where his friends
think he will be able to give bonds.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-27
Take Good Care of tho children

If you have children. you will be in
terested in the experience of Mr.. John
Cook, of Pilot, Vermilion county, Ill.
He says: "Two years ago two of my
family, a young man and girl, had
very severe and dangerous attacks of
bloody hux. The doctor here was un-
able, after weeks time, to check or
relieve either case. threw the doctor
overheard and began using Chamber
lain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrbea rem
edy. Improvement was seen very soon
and my children arose in few days
from what feared would be their death
bed. 1t is grand, good medicine" For
sale by @. F. Heinzeman, druggist, 222
N. Main street,
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-27
THE GRAND CIRoUIr.
Muta Wilhes Trots to the Post
ClAwaland. =

Muta Wilhes Trots to the Post at
Cleveland.
CLEVELAND, July 26.-The Grand cir
cult. trots opened under favorable con-
ditionH.
Glass 2;2I trot- Myrtle won, Lady
Belle second, Pedro L. third, Phoebe
Wilkes fourth. Time, 2:1814.
Glass 2:l8 pace-Robert j. took three
straight heats; Ell Monarch second,
Paul third, Saladin fourth. Time,
2:1234.
Glass 2:29 trot-Muta Wilkes took
three straight heats; Lamont second,
Rose Wilkes third, Maggie Monroe
fourth. Time, 2 :201I.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-27
A weai estate Hoo I'M

Attracts the attention of every property holder
in this city. But when DR.. franklin Miles, the
eminent Indiana specialist, claims that Heart
Disease is curable and proves 1t by thousands
of testimonials of wonderful cures by his New
millions suffering with Short Breath, Palpita-
tion, Irrs gulsr Pulse, Wind in Stomach, Pain
IN side or Shoulder, smotnering Spells, Faint
dng, Dropsy, etc. A. +. Davis, Silver Greek,
Ne5., by using four bottles of DR.. Miles New
Heart Cure, was completely cured after twelve
yeas suffering from Heart Disease. This new
yapaedy is sold by @, E. Hanoe Books fr ee
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-27
OPENING OF THE sEcoxD HALF.


The Coloze1s and Angels to Play This
Afternoon.
The first game in the second half takes
place this afternoon at the Athletic park
between the Colonels and the Angels.
Balsz will do the twirling for the home
team, and either Rogers or Newman will
be at the receiving end. The Colonels
will be made up much the same as ever,
except that Cantillion may be along.
The game will be called at 8 80 O'Clock,
and Mcdonald is expected down to um-
pire.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-27
shiloh's Copsurap ton Oure,

This Is beyond question the most successful
Cough Medicine we have ever sold, a few doses
Group and Bronchitis, while its wonderful
success in the care of Consumption is without
q parallel in the history of medicine. Since its
q test which no other medicine can stand. II
Won have cough we earnestly ask you to try
Il, Price 1Oc, soc and 81. If your lungs are
sore. chest OK back lame, use Shiloh'e Porous
Plaster. sold wholesale by Haas, Baruch &
90. and all retail druggists.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-27
THE RUNNING TURF.
Nomad Showing Up in Improved

Nomad Showing UP in Improved
Form.
MONMOUTH PARK, July 20. - Track
good. Seven furlongs--Experience won,
Nomad second, Tenny third; time 1 rs.
Five furlongs-Uncle Jess, Jordan,
Trouble; 100.
Mile and quarter - Locohatchee,
Leonawell, Dagonet; ;071s,
Navesink handicap, mile and half
Banquet, Stockton, Demuth; 2 :341s.
Mile and furlong-Mr. Sass, Bare
foot, Now-or-never; l :58A.
Seven furlongs = Lorimor, Blizzard,
Parvenue; :321s.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-27
A Riy on E,r.

CINCINNATI, July ga spark from a
locomotive this evening set fire to a
Standard Oil company warehouse at
Ludlow, Ky. Thirty thousand barrels
of oil, turpentine and benzine were
destroyed. Besides much railroad prop
erty. The losses will reach $75, 900.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-27
Los ANGELES GETS LEFT.
Portland Secures the Maher-smit
RattSA.i

Portland Secures the Maher-smith
Battke.f W
SAN FRANCISCO, July 26.-A Portland
special says: Negotiations whichAhave
been pending between the Portland
Pastime athletic club and Billy Maher,
the Australian pugilist, now in Los An
geles, for fight with Billy Smith of
Boston, were concluded yesterday, when
Jack Dempsey received a dispatch from
Los Angeles, stating Maher had ac-
cepted the offer of $500 purse, and
asking expense money to come to Port
land. This will be sent tomorrow.
Smith has already signed articles which
include side bet of $1,000. The contest
takes place September 14th.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-27
Haaanaenrs

Big Bill Hasamaear yesterday received
a note from Mr.. Van Derbeck. 1t was g
notification TO the effect that he had
been suspended for the remainder of
the season and had been fined $25 for
disorderly conduct. Hasamaear was
very hot over his suspension.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-27
Rico Wins.

SARATOGA, July 26.-The track was in
good condition.
Six furlongs-Busteed won, Blanche
second, Sleet third; time, l;15.
Five fu.longs-Rolusta, His Mock,
False Ahrens; :O31a.
Mile-Lester, Gambler, Roonette
IA.
Mile and an eighth-Rico, Gettys-
burg, Early Dawn; 1:5SH.
Mile and quarter, five hurdles-My
Fellow, st. Luke, Bassanio 2:23T.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-27
4, J. Rose to sell His strin r.

L. J. Rose will sell all his string now
at Monmouth Park and return to Los
Angeles. Fairy, My Jove, Motto, Sir
Roy, Comrade and Orta are offered at
private sale in the last issue of the New
York Daily Spirit.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-27
mckinney Going North.

Charles Durfee will go north next
Monday with Mckinney and Jim
Leach. He will not trot until Napa ie
reached in the circuit. He says Nc
Kinney is beginning to show up grandly.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-27
DandruR.

This annoying scalp trouble, which
gives the hair an untidy appearance, is
cured by skookum root hair grower.
ALI druggists,
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-27
Business Chances. J.

You can get good business for little
money by advertising in the HERALD.
Watch the "business chance" depart
ment which appears on the first page.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-27

SHILOH CATARRH REMEDY, a marvel
Gus cure for Catarrh, Diphtheria, Canker
mouth. and Headache. With each bottle there
is an ingenious nasal injector for the more sue
cessful treatment of these complaints without
extra charge Price Soc Sold wholesale by
Haas RarIInh e Co. snd al retail dr1lgeeista.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-27
The Owner OF BAY Roke.

Mr.. Ira Pierce OF Santa Rosa, the
owner of Bay Rose, 2:201s, is in the
city.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-27

1t is estimated that the grain fields of
the Tehachipa country will average at
least twelve sacks to the acre this sea-
son, and reliable parties say that there
will be nearly $4,000 acres harvested.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-27

Crystal plunge, Santa Moeica, the only plunge
south OF San Francisco, now opsn for the sea
son. Pure ocean water flowing in and out con
stantly. G. W. Kintz, proprietor.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-27

Rooms and Houses
Rented quickly by advertising in the
classified columns of the HERALD on the
first and second pages.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-27

One can bathe with perfect safety and free
from ali breakers at the Crystal plunge, Santa
Monies, south Of Arcadia,
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-27

Santa Monica. When visiting the famous
resort be sure and enjoy the luxuries of bath
in the Crystal plunge.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-27

California Vinegar Works,
655 Banning street, opposite soap factory
near Alameda and First streets, one-half bloch
from electric light works.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-27
THE BICYCLING WORLD.

The Relay Race Started This Morning.
Riverside Races.
The main topic of conversation in
wheeling circles just at present is the
relay race from Loa Angeles to San
Diego. All the arrangements have been
made, but the names of the riders on
the San Diego division, from Temecula
to San Diego, are not yet to hand. The
boys expect to make creditable time. A
full report of the journey will be pub
lished in the HERALD.
The relay bicycle race from Los An
geles to San Diego started at 4 O'Clock
this morning. The Los Angeles wheel
men all arranged to be at their posts, so
as to take the message without delay.
The following dispatches were re-
ceived yesterday by D. O. McGarvin:
SAN DIEGO, July 26, 1892.
Everything is ready. Men are all
placed. Send message sure.
LEMON.
The second one was from Riverside.
1t read:
Relays all provided for. We know
what we are doing. No postponement.
w. X. CowAN.
x*x
1t certainly looks as if the Riverside
meeting, on Admission Day will attract
many of the best riders in the state.
Los Angeles will send up fully score OF
fast men to compete in the races, and
over one hundred wheelmen will go up
from this city to participate in the
parade and watch the races. Many new
machines have been ordered recently.
Several of the Riverside boys have also
sent east for racing machines.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-27

BrOsdway Undertaking Parlors.
Howry & Bresee, funeral directors, Broad
way, near Sixth st Telephone 243, Open nights
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-27
ADJOURNED SINE DIE

When the convention reassembled
after recess, resolutions were adopted
confirming the nominations of the dis
trict convention, and then the conven-
ton adjourned, sine die.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-27

The Republican state central COM
mittee held meeting last night, and
after long session, finally settled the
contention about increasing the mem
bership of the committee by twenty. one
members. A compromise was effected,
and it was decided to appoint ten addi-
tional members, the appointments to be
made by the chairman OF the convention
and chairman of the committee.
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-12-13

To enlarge the market for our can
dies We will will send from now until
Christmas sample pail of our very
best mixed cream eAndy to any adj
dress on receipt of VI 10 stamps taken
and express charges patd). Only one
pail sent to one person, aud all orders
must be c1ade nn or before Dec. Goth, ii
yon want to get your candy In time for
Christmas. State your nearest express
shipping point. Please show pail of
candy to your friends and neiRhborz.
Address, 1.-The Fancy Candy Co.,
7O2 Chouieau Ave-, st. Louis, Mo- 4
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-12-13
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<Ar&., Nundarzt und :;ehurtsheleer.) Utiee at
bavARe'e drug sturt. Nj, t'it7, NJ F.
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Main 'treet, nsel sso, ,kKrowe,s y -*ational Bunk.
work Kuarnnte A and at reasonable ratea.
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-12-13

Good looks are more than skin deep,
depending upon healthy condition
of all the vital organs. If the liver he
Inactive, you have bilious look. u
your stomach Ia disordered you have u
dyspepttc look, and If your kidneys
t4e affected you have p;nched look.
Secure your health ana you will have
good luoks. Electric Rt.ters IN the
great Alternative and tonic acts directly
on these vital organs. Cures pimplts,
bnils, hlotchts aud gives agood CON-
plexiou. Sold at Wr1ght's Drug Store
~-50c a bottle.
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-12-13
MC[ltirG !. !.
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Mercantile
Company.

To-DAyh:@s been dcsignatet1as
Homestead Day" by the great
Central Labor organizations
@; tho country.
Samuel Gompcrs. President
uf the American Federation ii
1.tbor* and the Ama|Eamated 4
Association of Iron and Steel
Workers have asked the toi1crS
# tile country to give Il portion
IF IT, days earnings To relieve
the Homestead wurl<mcn and
defend their cases before the
court
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-12-13

! fa'ntr, Whtn tie grvtrt.nn mt I+t@
/.tl3f' f'tr |,ors 'ht ttn,jty tiut~ not go
tn tie fH1u*t: It r. ~ ~ thr ~ftcnn'tr
IN hnrB' # ~n wln, ptrt.nlss. patd lhr
! krn.~r $50 Tor lie l,nrse. Bu t'tis t.
| lint MI nrt .t,rntlt To the 4I,ntulutor. FIR
! pitk- up fifty llo's i hrounst tht coun-
; try, -hittH thttu ut -ntaj- +xppna+ f the
/ - int designated fir delivery, and 'htn
! tuhs the ti-k If I1nvlug many + them
j ftjrctrd. He ruins ii 20 d deal of tI-k
| aud 'ncur~ wtsid+rAbie Exp n.e; and
II" Het to 1t that he mike. hand
snne nrotlt On the animals that 4re
| arr+p'ett.
a b'nfd Of c,valry officers should No
through the be4t hor-e- breeding src-
ti"n~ qu'pped with Ii cneck b nk.
Congress may. It 1t deru'H |, tul,nrt-
auf, limit the price that III 10 be paid.
TIE off ers tnay be depended un to
Ket the b. st animals that the money
atl"v FL will buy. No+xptn4e will be
Incurred in buying, transporting and
kerpinK animals noon,-d tn rejection,
No profits for m1dd|enIan will nave
10 pe provided fnr The farmer will
Krt all that the government ;'aYs, and
will yet 1t Nh The stnt. A hundred
and titty d"lIar* In cold cas-, II good
DIAL If monry tn II farmer. and In III TT
tHrt- ut th+ tauntry tht b ,ard Of off,
Hrts could have their PICK of fnur~
ytnr'otu- at that figure. Even $i25
wnu;u give the cavalry brt@er horses
thn It g+t- nnw; FIR, whatever 1t
pays, It only yes ht'se~ tha. the
trttdrr> >old fnt $7o, $50, or $10o.
Ve:.~htet* iour~year ~o|u hn,e.!+ ran
h~ "nt III .Aty rnnst~r ltetdrd in this
WAY. and SUCH hots.* !" III lat ten IA
d'z~n y+nr-. Abnut three hOr-ts To u
ir"op r~t Annuu1 >sAutA bs ui| tue gnv-
ernn' ut ""uld hrvr i" buy. THE
government would Ave lnuuey, the
tnrlrers would make ntntl+y HnA the
c~vnlry wAud IL. mounted ~ they
nrver have been aud nre hot nnW,
tl,n&ll tl+ r. l1ns hr+n @fnlit improves
III 1T III tnOuutn Alutr General Hreck~
inrntg+ brratne inspector general.
Netting cn1,tt1 be mitch wurse than
thr system, INV in operation. C.m.
I,lants ul,eut tht hor-t~ Hre univer-At.
Nnny ot the tttr~~~ IRE purchased
wp+i. h4,f their working cnt,arit. lr
Enrt, mud til~y '4rt k4,pn tl.tn u',. The
|,r+~t ~ z>rtrn' i WA~t* fh IT, thu gov
rr,1tu+ltl. ii fraud on the farmer and nn
Inspection II th- nt>j1iini- WnuIn MT
rrn,t't ';'+ ditnrn1t>. Nnth,b.: wnuld
rtm:Uv /. EXCEPT the ~atn:lition If the
t.ts1tIu"' =tafttH+
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-12-13

Clerk-What size stocking do you
want:
Willie-AEuut No. 20, gutss.
Clerk-Why, my little 1tlan, you emit
wear larger size than 4.
Wi]lie-These art for Ch,istnlas.--
Clothier md Furuisher.
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-12-13

Madge-~rour Mr.. Bently was just tax.
en- homc in II carriage: he Ind IL dread
full shock.
-Arth11r-W hut was it,
MadEe~~His wife made an appolnt-
ment to meet him ut II certain hour, and
she was there right Oh the minute. .--Chi'
cago Inter Ocean.
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-12-13

A, & 4. 3 '';s*s::": $*s:: :! t'sf: &s:oss NJ;
Hall on tirst and third Wednesdays OF The
month.
|, y. y. u II tbsif hui '|'Ss evs'y si ' n"H;a; ]
Sentinel Encampmcnt meets ti:st aud thir.
Fridays Of oncI4 month,
II mr. b Grns der Lodge, No. : meets at
Thursdays Of tho month.
n n r atar Of the West Lodge meets at
a4 " " 1. Ma'onie hall every Thursday
A. 4. r. U, !; 9rant Post. 10: II; mee
and third Tuesdays OF the month.
L. n. II. w. T"nsne as 81 Riyer tEa lie. Loxo M ne, l
"Wednesday In cacla month.
9 u COL Il. nutler Camp No., mnets bec.
D ond nnI Fourth ,Tuestlayn ct encl,
Il: :horA arp always wnlcome. .'':~'
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-12-13

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Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-12-13

tPtSGufAL. msr ti' and Elersnti' 1' streets. TIRE.
Services. sundays at II q nj. and p. III. Holy
communIon hrat sunday In each month after the
n1oEning services, Rev. j. T. rr!tchard, rector.
AETnnnfcT Church corner Eleven:
"G UU0I0t and Pleasant ntr sets. or
vlce* ut II =, III. ani 7;30 p. m. Prayer meeting
Wednesday evening. Rev. +. g. Boylan, past OF
FhEc61 EFIAV street und Mont.n.
avenue. Services Sundays at II 4. III. and 7 40
p, m. Rev. John Dunlap. pastor.
NAnTfcT Church corner Tenth and
IN. t0t Palmer streets. No pastor ut
present.
nHTuft1 N Church OF the eacred Hear
w nUktU corner of Main and Tent
the month High masa 1T 1V:xo y. u, Eunda
schoa1 at ESQ =. III. VespeIs and henediction Il
7:30 =. N.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1892-12-17
JocULAR JocosERlgs.

Been husy?" said one bootblacls 10
another. y should 5ay so. backed
fellers boots an he wouldn't paw
me; 80 had to black his eyes extra ("
Sam Tell me caudidly, do you think
that | ought TO marry the girl. John
Marry her by all means. You will
not be fooled half so bad as she will
be.
Visitor-seems 10 me your baby
sleeps q good deal. lie Is never awake
when call Happy Father-You call
at the wrong time. His hours arc from
/ to > a. IN.
Young Smith telling the news to
his grandmother Green. the grocer.
Is busted. Grandma--La mel who'd
a thought IL. He was one Of The skin.
NEST, bonicst men ever laid eyes on.
Mistress (writing letter for her
maid Anything more? Maid just
say please, miss, that my pen Is bad.
! hasn't got u dictionary ANDY. so
please excuse bad spellin' and writin'
DO you think that the truth "a
stranger than fiction?" II don't
KNOW" replied the cautious man:
when some people that | know ge,
through with II, it generally seems to
! be-"
what is the name of that lady who
sneezes 50 much?" he asked. II dom,
know, " replied his sister: "she seem,
very intense" II should say she wa,
intense; she's grass widow with tbr
hay fever"
do you kill the germs in the NV
drant water, ma'am?' queried III,
family physician Eyes, try to. doc
tor You boil the water, sun
poser mot now, doctor; It's 80 thiel
we bake It,"
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1892-12-17
He COULD LEARN.
His Opinions Underwent n Compile
Change In Few Minutes.

His Opinions Underwent Complete
Change In Few Minutes.
There was a rare and racy scene
on my car last evening said con.
ductor OF Lincoln avenue car 10 the
st. Louis Republics Man About Town.
I'VE were going west he continued.
with crowded car. when stylish
ly dressed young lady got aboard.
She looked around in vain for seat
till an old fellow OF uncouth appear
ance. but not as green as he looked.
arose from his seat and said: Miss
take my place. l don't look as we'll
as these ere gentlemen rnodding at
several men but I've discovered that
I've got more politeness.' The young
lady sat down without thanking the
old fellow. and. slyly CHANGING at a
lady acquaintance seated near said in
an undertone. but louder than she in
tended: How do you like my gal
liant country Hoosier? Don't you
think he would cut quite q
figure in a dime museum?' The
old fellow gave no indication that be
heard the remark. though it created
considerable merriment among the
passengers; he directly turned around.
however. and remarked to the young
lady: Miss / believe / left mJ
pocketbook thar on that seat viii
you please get up minit" The
| young miss no sooner arose than the
old fellow. with a very compIacent
air. seated himself and remarked
.B'lieve I'll just keep on a-sittlnl
here. miss. stood up so much a
the dime museum just now that In
sorter tired. I've got a leetle mort
politeness than these ere gentlemen,
but I've discovered that | ant 60
nigh so much sense The roar O
laughter from the passengers and the
young lady's embarrassment can b,
better imagined then described. ~