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The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1892-02-24
pranarinn for Removal.

7. ]. Lambe, the clothier and gents
furnisher, has a change in his adver-
tisement calling your attention to the
fact that on March LIST he will re-
move to the corner, No. 101, where
his splendid spring stock will be
opened. The store room he will oc-
cupy is now undergoing a renovation
and win be fitted up in nice man.
ner. His spring announcement will
be Of great interest to every man in
Durham and this surrounding coun-
try. .-
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1892-02-24
GIT THB BES'T

DR.. N. M. Johnson & Co., put
up a line of Family Medicines
that are superior to any patent
medicine of similar character.
decomposition of which may be
had through any regular physi-
clan who will take the trouble
to ask us.
Johnson's Anti Pain Lima
ment.
Johnson;,s d" :. Cough Syrup
Johnson's infallibIe Chill
Cure.
DIR. N. NJ. Johnson & Co, Whole
sale and Retail Druggists, Dur
ham, N. G. jan-27-3m.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1892-02-24
Pronounced Hopeless, Yet Saved

= = 0Ns0N-..SS1 &AUpSASSo1 Z CL lOdtGu
From a letter written by Mrs.
Ada e. Hurd, of Groton, S. D.,
we quote: "Was taken with a
bad cold, which settled ON my
lungs, cough set in and finally
terminated in Consumption.
Four doctors gave me up, saying
/ could live but a short time. |
gave myself up to my Soviour,
determined if ! could not stay with
my friends on earth, | would meet
my absent ones above. MY hus-
band was advised to get DR.. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption,
Coughs aud Colds. ] gave it a trial,
took in all, eight bottles; it has
cured me, and thank God am now
well and hearty woman. Trial
bottles free at R. BLAcKNALL &
Son drugstore, regular sizr, zoe.
and $1.00.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1892-02-24

is carried away by rivers and
brooks, the people are asked to
believe that the money comes
back by way of the clouds, and
is everywhere redistributed with
vivifying and fertilizing effects.
The people believe these things
--ln a horn.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1892-02-24

People troubled with sick and
nervous headaches will find a
most efiicacious remedy in
Ayers Cathartic Pills. They
Pills. They strengthen the
stomach, stimulate the liver,
restore healthy action to the
digestive organs, and thus afford
speedy and permanent relief.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1892-02-24
The Ladies.

The pleasant effect and per-
feet safety with which ladies
may use the California liquid
laxative Syrup of Figs, under all
conditions, makes it their ia.
vorite remedy. To get the true
and genuine article, look for the
name of near the bottom of the
package.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1892-02-24

Sick. Mr.. John Christian, the
street commissioner, has been sick
and has not yet recovered. On the
same street-Chapel Hill-Mrs. ].
b. Gates has been very sick for sew
eral days.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1892-02-24

Women who suffer from ner-
vous and physical debility find
great help in the use Of Ayers
IL produces the
rapid effect Of a stimulant, with
out reaction-the result being q
permanent increase Of strength
and vigor, both Of mind and
body.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1892-02-24

buyers and there is a demand for all
kinds.
The planters are assured that the
Durham market is loosing none Of its
old time interest and they will get
the top Of the market here.
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1892-02-24
WONDERFUL RENElY

Wearev very highly pleased
with the effects of Johnson's
Stock Powders. 1t has sa, ed
us a thousand times what it
cost in curing two or three
very valuable horses, that in
my candid opinion would
have died without it.
w. T. PIERCE,
Stable Manager for The A.
merican Tobacco Co, at
Durham, n. G. Manufacture
ed by n. NJ. johnson & Co.,
Druggists. Durham, n. G.
ian-27'sm
The Durham recorder. [volume] (Durham, N.C.) 1879-19??, 1892-02-24
DR.. ]. c. BROWN,
Surgeon and Dentist

Office, lila East Main street,
over Jones' Jewelry Store, Dur
ham, n. G.
With a practice Of IS years in
Operative and Mechanical
Dentistry.
/ offer my services to the pub
lie of Durham and vicinity, in
the various departments of my
profession. Soliciting your pa
tronage and guaranteeing salts
faction. Teeth filed with any
of the materials used. Gold
crowns and artificial teeth in
serted.
Childrens' Teeth Fill
ed ana Extracted.
Teeth Extracted by the use
of Local Anesthetics to
Lessen the Pain.
dec-16.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-09
Tho wabash.


Why, the "Wabash" is the most deslr.
able route, for all points east.
LIST. You can purchase through tickets
for oil eastern points, at any cupon ticket
Office in the west, over this line, taking
your choice of routes to the Missouri riv-
er.
I'd. Yon can go either by the way OF
Omaha, or Kansas City, at your pleasure.
Sd. From either of those points you
can have your choice of five distinct
routes, as follows.
Via, the Admiral air line, which is the
short line of the east.
Via, st. Louis, where close connections
is made with all eastern and southeastern
routes.
Via, Chicago, the Worlds fair city, some
times called "the windy city,"
| Via, Toledo, Ohio's great inland city,
connecting at that place with the lake
shore fast trains for the east.
Via, Detroit, Michigans prettiest and
most beautiful city, where eastern lines
connect closely.
All, OF the above named points are
reached, direct, only by the Wabash and
direct by no other line running from the
west.
Ask, for your tickets by the way of this
line, and accept of them by no other.
We run the finest trains on earth. A
bold assertion, but cold fact. Write me
for rates, maps, etc.
@. M. HAMPsoN, General Agent,
0. L. ALLEN, Travelling Agent.
1927, 18th street, Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-09
Notice for Publication.
Homestead 2353
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. VI.

LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. VI.
December 7, lS91.(
Notice is hereby given that the follow.
Ing named settler has filed notice of his
intention to make final proof in support
OF his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register and receiver at
Santa Fe, N. NJ, on January Is, 1892,
viz: Jose Leon Madrid for the II. @. Il,
sec. Z, t. p. IA n, ZOE.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon and
cultivation of, said land, viz:
Jesus Lobato, Feliciano Lobato, San
tlago Madrid, Jose Rafael Analla. all of
Lamy, N. M.
Any person who desires to protest
against the allowance of such proof, or
who knows of any substantial reason, I'M
der the law and the regulations OF the
interior department, why such proof
should not be allowed, will be given an
opportunity at the above mentioned time
and place to cross. examine the witness OF
said claimant, and to offer evidence in
rebuttal of that submitted by claimant.
A. L. MORRISON, Regist er
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-09

From letter written by Mrs. Ada E
Hurd, OF Groton, S. D., We quote "Was
taken with bad cold, which settled on
my lungs, cough set in and finally termi.
mated in consumption. Four doctors gave
me up, saying could live but short
time. gave myself up to my Saviour,
determined if could not stay with nv
friends on earth, would meet my absent
ones above. My husband was advised to
get DR.. Kings New Discovery for Con-
sumption, coughs and colds. gave it a
trial, took in all eight bottles it has cured
me, and thank God am well and hearty
woman" Trial bottles free at C. Nj.
Creamer's drug store, regular size, soc and
81,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-09
The Result,

Teacher-lf your mother should wish
to give each one an equal amount Of meat,
and there should be eight in the family,
how many pieces would she cut!
Class-Eight.
Teacher-Correct. Now each piece
would be one.eight Of the whole, remem-
Der that,
Class-Yes'm.
Teacher-Suppose each piece were cut
again, what would RESULT
Smart Boy--Sixteenths.
Teacher--Correct. And il cut again?
Boy--Thirty. seconds.
Teacher-Correct. Now suppose we
should cut each Of the thirty.two pieces
again, what would result?
Little Girl--Hash.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-09

semi-fendish delight often seems TO possess
people of strong nerves in sneering at those with
weak ones The irritabiity OF the nervous
nypochondrlac is ridiculed as natural i'll temper
Inc very genuine and distressing symptoms
from which he suffers are made light OF. He
or "she is crank" is the cheerful sort of SYM
pathy, with which the nervous invalid meets
from the unieeling and the thOughteSs At the
same time no complaint is more defined and
real, none has more easily eXplainable origin
When It Is chronic Imperfect digestion and
assimilation ass are always accompanied by nervous
ue93illty alld anxiety. Build up the powers OF
stomach Bitters, and nervous symptoms, sick
headaches and generally feeble condition of
the system are remedied. Remember that fear-
Iul favages are produced by la grippe among
weakly, nervous people. Hostetters stomach
bltters cures it, aud prevents malaria, rheumat-
Ism and kidney complaint.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-09
GEO. HILL HOWARD.

Attorney and Counsellor at Law, Santa Fe, N.
n. Associated with Jeffries & Earle, 14l7 st.,
n: W., Washington, D.. G.. Special attention
given to business before the local land court the
the court of claims and the supreme court of the
United States Habls Castellano y dara atencion
especial cuestiones de mercedes y reclamos.
References: Hon. J. 2. Jones, U. g. senate Gen.
stsrne, esq, New York; Hon. r. c. Mccormick,
New York; Hon. John WATSON, California; Pablo
Bacs, ESQ.,, Las Vegas N. M; William Miller, esq,
Washington, D. G.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-09
Good Looks.

Good looks are more than skin deep.
depending upon healthy condition of ali
the vital organs. If the liver be inactive,
you have bilious look, if your stomach
be disordered, you have dyspeptic look
and If your kidneys be affected, you have
a pinched look. Secure good health and
you will have good looks. Electric Bit
ters is the great Alternative and tonic, acts
directly on these vital organs. Cures
pimples, blotches, boils and gives a good
complexion. Sold at G. M. Creamer's
drug store, SOC per bottle.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-09
Disposed to Make a Raise.

"Mr. Enjoor," said the church trustee
to the pastor. "We are going to raise
your salary the first of the year."
Indeed" said the minister.
Eyes. The congregation feels pretty
poor this winter, but if We can't raise
it all, we will at least raise some of it,"
And then he wondered why the minis
ter didn't seem overjoyed.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-09
Sometimes 1t Doesn't work.

Cloak Review: Kingley-"Say, old
man, | have great scheme for getting
ahead Of my wife, and 1t may do you
some good, Ige to her dressmaker and
tell her to charge twice as much as she
ordinarily would. Then stand in for the
difference, and my wife don't dare buy
half the gowns che otherwise would"
Bingo-"Yes, l tried that plan."
Kingley--"How did it work."
Bingo-"The dressmaker is euing me
for the full amount"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-09
Not to BE Outdone.

We have fellow in our state, said the
Indiana man, who can play any tune
called for on his lungs.
Y as, said the Kansas man. I've read
about him. Reminds me of fellow |
know in Wichita, who can play Com
rades' on his heart strings. l 'spose,
though, that you have heard of him.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-09

We are very much interested in your
system OF justice, said the tourist to the
heather Chinee. Can you not show us
how you administer it?
Certee. Velly well, returned Judge
Hing Yang, Officer, takee this Yankee
to jailee. Give him tlurty-fiye Stokes
with the whipee. Slingee into cellee alice
samee, Ito months. Next casee.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-09
W. Il. SLOAN.

ONCE in ssna Block, Santa Fe, N. NJ
Lawyer, Real Estate and Mining Broker. Spec.
lAi attention given to examining titles to real
estate, examining, buying, selling or capital
Hlng mines or corporations In New Mexico
Arizona and Old Mexico; also to procuring
patents for mines
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-09

The best Salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, uloero, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblains
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required. 1t
Is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction,
or money refunded. Price rs cents per
box. For sale G. M. Creamer's.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-09
Infant Eccentricity,
She Evidently Meant Business

l have heard, said the Chicago school
mistress addressing her class of girls, that
some Of you are in the habit Of using
slang. Is it so?
Some blushed, some looked indignant,
butsnone yentured to reply.
If any Of YOU have acquired such a
habit, pursued the schoolmistress with q
severe look, all Pve got to say is, you We
got to shake it.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-09

Is making steady modern growth; has
now population of 5000, and has every
assurance of becoming beautiful modern
city. Her people are liberal and enterpris-
ng, and stand ready to foster and encourage
any legitimate undertaking having for its
object the building up of and Improvement
OF the place. Among the ,rescnt needs Of
Santa Fe, and for which liberal bonuses in
cash or lands could undoubtedly be secured,
may, be mentioned a canning factory a
wool securing plant and a ,annrrv skilled
lanor OF All kinds is in demand at good
wages. The cost Of living Is reasonable and
real properly. both inside aud Suburban il
steadily advancing i'll value.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-09

First'cass, and cheap job printing and
binding at the New MEXICAN company s
establishment; the largest OF the kind in
New Mexico,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-09

A Futile ExperiIn eli t .

When proposed to her I thought
would have the last word, and this is
how didn't get it.
After describing my condition and pros
poets l said: "Will you have me-"
eyes" she said.
Thank you," said |.
"You are welcome" said she.
Your are very kind to say So" said
"Not at all" said she.
II am very grateful" I added.
Don't mention it" she said.
let it go ct that. l saw it was no use.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-09

Her Mother: saw him kiss you. |
am shocked. did not think he would
dare do such thing
Herself: Nor I. In fact | bet him he
didn't dare.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-09
LAS VEGAS HOT SPRINGS. n. NJ.

hS eathea'
uoi
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-09
FtlIsE.

BIones-l'm going to send in a design.
Degarry-I didn't know you could draw.
BJones-Neither | can. 1t is design
for q public statue.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-09
That Matter Settled,

That Matter Settled.
HE called me the belle of the party"
said she,
when escorting me home yesternight'
HE did," said the other, "well, now |
can see,
Why they claim that his mind isn't
right"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-09
CONSUMPTION:

Ihave positive remedy for the above disease; by its
use thousands of cases of the worst kind and of long
standing have been cured. Indeed strong is my faith
in its efficacy that will send TWO BOTTLES FREE with
VALUABLE TREATISE on this disease to any suf.
ferer who will send me their Express and T. o. address
j. A. Slocum, NJ. C., 1873 Pearl ST., N. Y.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-09
THOD. II. CATRON.

THOe. b. CATRON,
Attorney q Law and Solicitor In Chancery,
Santa Te, New Mexico Practice in ali the
Courts In the Territory.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-09
A Beastly Low Place.

A Beastly Low Place.
Chappie latter receiving the bill of fare
from the waiterl-Let US get out of heah
Chollio-What faw?
Chappie-This is besstly low place.
Chollie-How do you know?
Chappie-The bill Of fa.ah 10 in En-
glsh, dontcherknow.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-09

Pguelope-I hear you are engaged
Miss Dnlhatts at last.
Resinad-Ye5. She refused me 81
times but persevered.
Penelope-rhen you were well shake
before taking.
Infant Eccentricity.
She sang lengthy lullaby
With many thrill and shake;
The baby went to sleep, perhaps,
But the neighbors stayed awake.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-09
MAX FROST,
ATTORNEY AT Law. Santa Fe, New Mexico.
EDWARD L. BARTLETT,
Lawyer, Santa Fe, New Mexico. odacs Catror
Block.
HENRY L.. WALDO,

Attorney at Law. VIII practice in the several
court. OF the territory. Prompt attention given
to all business intrssted to his care. Office In
Catron Block.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-09

IN; .)2l.G Hyg 4cX!C4l
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-09

General fright and ticket ONCE under the
Capital Hotel, corner Of plaza, where all infor-
mation respecting through freight and ticket
rates will be cheerfully given and through tick
cts sod. Free elegant new chair cars from Santa
Fe to Alamoss. Through Pullman sleepers
between Pueblo, Leadville and Ogden. Passen-
gers for Denver take Pullman sleepers at Ala
mosa or Salida berths secured photograph.
J. I. HELM, Gen. Supt.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-09

"' u FOT 1EEFI0s
The people are not all feeling gay
To-day, because they find
That when the old year went away
He left his grip behind.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-09

y. A. TIDKd,
Attorney and Counselor at Law, P, O, Boz
~" Santa Te, N. n, practices in supreme and
all district courts Of Now Mexico. Special At.
tsntion given to mining and Spanish and Mex.
lean land grant litigation.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-09
r. CONWAY.

Attorney and Counselor at Law, Silver City
New Mexico. Prompt attention given to al
business intrlstsd TO oar care. Practice In all
the courts of the territory.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-09
READABLE PARAGRAPHS.


| -"'eo q
Texas Sltings A little g,rI very much
excited, rushed into the parlor, which was
full OF company, and exclaimed:
Mamma, just think Of it,
Think OF what, darling?
Our cat has whole lot of twins, and |
didn't even know she was married.
True to Nature.
Detroit Free Press l have just finished
another novel, said a literary man to Il
friend, and it has different ending from
any have ever read.
How Is that? Didn't the hero and heroine
marry in the last chapter and live happily
for ever alter?
No, that's the unexpected part of it.
have them marry in the closing sentence
and for ever after live cat and dog life.
1t won't go, said the friend gloomly.
Why not?
1t isn't fiction.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-09
A Missed Chance,

A Missed Chance.
She declined proposal not quite to he,
taste,
And the youth went away in dis
pleasure,
For size said that she never would marry
in haste,
And now she's repentiug at leisure.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-09

The Unexpected.
Clericus-A man should cut his gar.
ment according to the cloth.
Cynicus-What should they know
about tailoring
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-09

hereby certify the above statement to
be correct. IGN.CJo Toprg
CLERK Board of Co. Commissioners,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-09
Happy Homes.

Thousands OF sad and desolate homes
have been made happy by use of ''Rose
Buds" which have proven an absolute
cure for the following diseases and their
distressing symptoms: liberation, Con-
gestion and Failing of the Womb, Ovarian
tumors, Dropsy of the Womb, Suppressed
Menstruation, Rupture at Childbirth, or
any complaint originating in diseases of
the reproductive organs, whether from
contagious diseases, heredity, tight lacng,
oVerwork, excuses or miscarriages. One
lady writes US that after suffering ten
years with Leucorrhea or Whites, that one
application entirely cured her, and fur
thermore, she suffers no more pain during
the menstrual period 1t is a wonderful
regulator. "Rose Buds" are simple,
harmless preparation, but wonderful in
effect. The patient can apply it herself.
No doctors examination necessary, to
which all modest women, especially young
unmarried ladies seriously object. From
the first application you will feel like
new woman. Price 81 by mail, postpaid.
The LEvERETTE SPECIFIC Co., 339 Wash
ington St., Boston, Mass.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-09
THE RRoNrEZUMA HOTEL
Formerly Phoenix HOTEL

Phrnlx HoeU
"A
and Hotel OF
Fe Il.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-09

SANTA FL SOUTHERN AND DENVER 4 RIO
GRANDE RAILWAY COS.
Genie Route of the West and Shortest line to
P .ebo. Colorado Springs and Denver, Colo.
Nsil and Express No. and 2-Dsily except
nday.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-01-09

The ssight-seer here may also take vehicle
and enjoy days outing with both pleasure
ana profit. The various spots Of interests
to he visited are Tesuque pueblo, taking in
tne divide en- route; Monrurul rock, i.ji in
picturesque Santa Fe canon; til" Aztec mn.
efal springs; Nambe pueblo; gut Fria vii,
Msp, me turquoise mines ,ac"oi thta>sas
slni,ioh "' H"v'rnor Perez; S"u ,h"iula.
pueblo, or the ancient cljt .u,.' . o., II.
the Rio ;rnA"
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1892-03-05
sTAGE CONNECTIONs.
Thoroughbred FtaIiioR.

The thoroughbred trotting stall
ion Ned Clifford, owned by NJ. w
Clifford, of Oakland, has beer
brought to Nevada by his owner
and is now standing at Mason Val.
ley The stallion is one of the most
noted of breeding hors IS, being hall
brother to Direct, the fastest PAGER in
the world with record of 2:O6. He
has been brought to Nevada at con
siderable expense, and owners OF
horses who want to breed good stock
should take advantage of his pres
ence, He is in charge of his man
ager, +. Il. Mariner, who can be
communicated with for business
PURPOSES.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1892-03-05
He Knew Too Much.

A boy in the Wichita, Kan, pub
lie school has been suspended for
reading the following essay on the
subject of pants"
''Pants are made for men and not
men for pants. Women are made
for men and not pants. When a
man pants for a woman and a
woman pants for a man, they are a
pair of pants. Such pants don't
last. Pants are like molasses, they
are thinner in hot weather and
thicker in gold. The man in the
moon changes his pants during the
eclipse. Don't you go to the pantry
for pants, you may be mistaken.
Men are often mistaken in pants.
Such mistakes make breeches of
promise. There has been much dis
cussion whether pants is singular or
plural Seems to us when men
wear pants they are plural and when
they don't wear any pants it is sim
gular. Men get on tear in their
pants and it is all right, but when
the pants get on tear it is all
wrong"