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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-10-11
DIR. !. CULVER DAVIS.

o.,,. di.ua,eh from Zurich. switzerland an
.,cas ,b. death I'm that city. On O"tober .. OF D.
tulyer Davis. NJ D.. Of Denver, Colorado. lie was
well known among the profession IN this o"y' a. d
,Mul surgeon and physician, aud upon MS removal
10 Denver m 1870 became one Of the foremost III
Tia, city lie was much beloved by large o'rcie
-, Glands md acauaintanccs, who viii learn OF MS
w ~, ,r,,n craa, regret lie sailed for Europe Win
s,s wife last july, but did not receive the behe"'
n was hoped lie would f,om the trip
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-10-11
n.utOrD BY THE SURF At long BhiNCH.

fong Branch, oct. lo-Ihe high uueS ana VIM
storms Of the last week have played havoc With the
iur Until saturday night the damage was slight,
,,t during Saturday night and sunday morning u
hrcak sixty feet long and extending six feet into
the ocean drive was made The wnS'oni caused n
hrc,k I'm the water and gas mains. which We're
oars,n on, 10 sea. cutting on the supply
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-10-11
no CROSS yFiGARI'S GORGE on 4 CABLE.

niagara Fails y. Y, Oct. 10 (Spscia)-Niagars
gorge will be crossed hree-Quafter inch steel
cable on Wednesday afternoon, AT O'Clock BY
Clifford Claverly. a young Canadian. from Toronto.
The cable Is 010 feet bong and has been guyed and
lalasted with bags 81 sand. II is between the
cantilever and railway suspension bridge, where the
bank Is Pas feet high. The cable has sag Of
twenty-five feet in the centre. Dixon's time at
this point thirteen and 0ne-haf minutes; Cal.
verley expects to cross IN less than minutes.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-10-11

pic,Icnt OF the dub announced that j. O. \ Bracket
e>Govcnor OF Massachusetts, who was 10 SPEAK on the
Polltcal Situation" hod ccsraphed OF the last minute
b INABILITY 10 bo present. In his place, CONGRESSMAN
rosenh a Walker OF Worcester, spoke on tho present
platform in ~ relations to the farmer AZ 'he close o
Mr. Guilds address huge campaign flag containing the
names OF Halle and Wacou and Harrison ana hcu was
suddenly lct dowa from the ceiling OF 'he u'aup, "e
the students band struck up with the refrain Of fohKe'
Doodle" This surprise received with deaiehin9
cheers
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-10-11
HrvDsrr> or Mlyfacs REFUSED ADMISSION

HUNDNEI> OF NINTACS KhFONEU AUHIS''"'''
Kalamazoo. Mich OCT. tO-Owing to the over
crowded condition Of the Michigan Asylum for the
lnsanc all patients are now refused. Eleven nun
ard appicapts are on the books that cannot De
accepted Every hall and room In the BUILDING u
a,led with cots 10 accommodate the patients WIN
sleeping quarters, and the overcrowded CONDITION makes
IL impossible to keep order prevent disturbances
The trustees SAY that tho condition OF a1hirs Is
i.mentnhlc As hundreds Of msniacs unablr 10 enter
Tho asylum ure confined IN las and county houses
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-10-11
lost IN coyNEcrrcUr SWiMpS.

w,,.,hu,v Conn oct. tO.-Drtrc ives are sull
,,,chI,o fla, wood, and swamps near Waterbury FOR
A,thur DcclSwith the NewNOrk millionaire VINO
.scop.i from Iucils sanntum at Lit"hfeid recently
n, h,rth.r traces Of the fugitive have been hund
,nd II IL feared that he has sucoumOcd 10 exposure
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-10-11

ry,yrRiL Or THE WIDOW or ADMIRAL DAVIS.
BOSTON, oct The funeral services OF Mrs
c,nr,os I.ntv Davis the widow OF Roar Admiral
n,vis y : s. and moihe,-inlaw OF Henry Cabot
Lodge were held IN st. paul's Church today. rhe
hurinI was AT Mount Auburn.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-10-11
GEORGE :. GEER.

Troy. y. Y. oct IO-Georgc :. Geer. for many wears
well.known resident ~ TINS city. died yesterday ~
Charleston, =. c. Mr.. uecf was e"s"o'' "
go, -, ,h. time q, that vessels famous engage
ment with the Mcrrmac.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-10-11

spcoch which WAS received with much applause
.udse J. r. Angel also spoke His subject was ',i ne ne
growth Of the Navy The heA' e ~ "
held on Thursday night.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-10-11
CARE IN THE CHOICE OF CANDIDATES FOR
EIElyrOES.

To the Editor of The Tribune.
Sir Pcose ufco upon NIL whom II may concern
the necessity OF great care in not putting on The
Ticket for the Electoral College tie name OF ANYBODY
whose title can in any way be que, toned. We have
had trouble IN tho past rom that having hapr
and need 70 nvOid II this year. j. q. llALSEl,
New. York, october 3. 1909
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-10-11
MRS HARRISON MUCH WFAKER.

Washington. Oct. lO-M~. Harrison Is much weaker
10. night than she has been for some days, owing to
the rapid progress Of the disease. she slept
the greater part Of IN day but the sleep was not
Of n refreshing character.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-10-11

The Republican primaries were held In Brooklyn last
evening elect delegates 10 the conventions % be he'd
later I'm the week purpose Of naming candidates
for members OF Congress and Assembly and tn" local
offices There were In only few wards and The
hes. Of good feeling prevailed while large vote was cast
In the Twentynrst Ward there wnc two tickets one Ia
the Interest Of C. T. Dunncll and Frederick Schroeder and
the other IN the intcfcs, OF Postmaster Collins Tit
i,ttcr was defeated by 1903 votes.
In the Twentieth watd the contest TUNED only upon
rhc non nstcn for supervisor To succeed W. L. Benn9m
The first nominating conventions VIII be held t1'hor.
INV oycalng when candidates Tor Assembly will be named
IN the eighteen Districts owing to the gcirymander
than two.thds OF the dIstIc:s are Democratic C3ndi
dates for members Of Congress will BE- named Friday
evening Tie County Convention 10 nominate candidates
for District Attorney Co County Auditor and Jus
,.o ., Sessions viii be held on saturday afternoon
the evening OF the DAY the City Convention will be
held 70 oanddas foF Controller and CITY Auditor
vTu DISTRICT GERMAN REPUBLICANS MEET
III. German Harrison and Reid Club u the VIII As.
snbv District held their regular meeting at Golden Rule
Hall No. l25 R,ington.st Notwithstanding the Coum'
bus celebration. the hall wa, crowded when President
oach,m called the meeting 70 order and introduced Joseph
rnur who dressed the meet ng ANN, tncse pc-'n'
were r. Auerbach Bernhard y chen, n Dnrscht, David
rn.ten Charles l.. Mondinger f. iletbs Otto
stein j.. Nussbaum and II. Strumpf.
uARvARD's ENTHUSIASTIC REPUBLICANs
Cambridge Mass. Oct. 10 (Specialj.-Ovcr 500 men,
the represcts ves the energetic Republican Club Of
uatvad University, held their first rally OF S'nlcr
rhea,,e Tonight A brass band composed OF students
ornjshed mu c Of inspiring natne ana much enthu
sasm YVES shown. CUts GuIid eJcduatc OF the class
- 81 and class orator, gave convincing and eloquent
argument "Choice Vi patty, he cast bolt alter
bolt rznst the Democratic party and Its political pltfcfm
and taking the very which have thus far been
used BY Democratic campaign speakers, he efutd then
with statistics There was nudsngng VI SANDER
hut the speaker coniincd himself TO supply facts and
gained enthusiastic applause
], was q great disappointment when John L. DodGe
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-10-11

See where yOu are 10 vote ny rcsfrr.ms
IN ,ClaI, CRlIBl NE'S col umns his morn:
iny md then 30 10 that address anu
register To-day! Do mot 20 9" oc..
" ILL this duty not performed! 70"
from - 20. ~. 10 y. M. 10 natch" so"'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-10-11
ZIG MEETING N MOUNT VERNON.

An enthusiastic Republican meeting held In
the wgwam ut Sount Vernon. last night There
were many present. The Republican Glee Club
SANG Wallace. nrucc made Il long and Interesting
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-10-11

Republicans who intend TO sustai in
their party and Democrats VINO nrc III
f;,yOr Of protecting the industries Of this
country ought to register to-day. Inc
HOurIs Of Registry in each election
district meet AT - o'clock III tue mcrnine
'Ihev will be the re until d O'ClOCtG In the
evening. Put your name down carly.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-10-11
BETHESDA

AMERICA'~ FNVOKITE WATER.
Hon. Cha.. Foster, secretary Of Treasury, says
regard bethesda delightful Water refrs hinR ant
nyigoiatng with medicinal properties Of much value.
Hon, j. Is. For ,ker, eN- Cove Of Ohio.
ii don't think Bethesda has any equal as pure asree.
For sale by oil Druggists and Crocers. -
y, SCuERER AGENT Barolay.st.. n. Y.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-10-11

Every worlSingmnn who wants ms
amae. kept mp 10 the American stand'
ard will register To-day: ne sup
porter. Of Free Trade and foreign ""Se'
Ssfl a
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-10-11

Chairman Carter Of the Republican National Com
nitte. said last night "A Telegram from Tennessee
10 the Republican National Committee announces
tat hundreds 20 negroes being taken from anu
through that State, osensibiy for Homestead 'ne
real destination being New-fork Cfy The NauohS'
Committee has been informed OF the names OF the
parties I'm charge OF the black Democratic contihgen
and viii see 10 IL that they have proper attention.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-10-11

STATUE OF LIBERTY, BEDLows ISLAND.
wu, no the ideal place to view the Naval tara". 80
t 1S,esday Take boat at Battery Park to isiano ~
! 4 = m TO ~ N. Round trip, 20 cents
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-10-11

His the first duty Orcvery Republican
IN zee thut his name is Oh tie registry
hcfnre Won go 10 your work. see W here
Won ., re- 90 vote and stop there on the wny
home, Your dinner will taste better
W ith this duty performed! Register TOE
div.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-10-11
DEMOCRATIC COIONIZERS TO BE THWIRrED.

St. Louis. Oct. IO.-A telegram from knoxville
Tenn. saws Thirty experienced ironmakers, al
colorcd eft here this morning for Homestead, Penn
to take the places of strikers. More VIII follow them
soon"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-10-11
Pericct Development
Depends Upon Perfect
Nutrition.

Use the genuine Johann lIoff's
Malt Extract, it is the best tonic
mtritive extant. II is specially
recommended nursing mothers,
convalcsccnts and the weak and
debilitated. Beware of limitations.
The genuine must have the sigma
tule of Johann lIoff' on the
neck Of every bottle. For Sore
Throat, Coughs and Colds. use the
Malt Extract hot at bed time and
the genuine Johann Hoff's Malt
nc the day. Very pleasant.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-10-11
TRIBUNE LOCAL OBSERVATIONS.

In this diagram continuous white Inc snon ss IN.
oh,nces in tres.ure a. Indicated by the Tribune sc
ncoraus ia, onrter The line represents tho 'e"
te,at,ire as observed at rerFy's Pharmacy
Tribune Once. Oct IL, q. m.-Tlcar Skies n'A' "
No h,.e,e div Air and disposition recover from uo
sharp cold Of the previous night were yes'rdavs '.
u,es Humidity registered 90 in the morning anu 90 90
a. evening Tho temperature ranged oetween 70 ~" ="
degrees the average (o3s) being go lower tne" ." w
corresponding day last yeat ana if oWer s' go.
a,v At midnight. however the mercury stood degrees
higher than - hours before 49,, ali, ,r,n,hlv be
in and this city to-day thefe VIII s''S''''
fair weather
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-10-11

R<WGIud UIIC KtII''IHN
BonbOns during the day.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-10-11
HARMONIOUS BROOKLYN PRIMARIES.

lnrsbridge- Ben amin II. seolcy.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1892-03-09
August
Flower

l am ready to testify under oath
that IT it had not been for August
Flower I should have died before
this. Eight years ago I was taken
sick, and suffered as no one but
dyspeptic can. I employed three
OF Our best doctors and received
no benefit. They told me that I had
heart, kidney, and liver trouble.
Everything I ate distressed ME SO
that had to throw it up. August
Flower cured me- There is no med
1c1ne equal to it," LORENZO F.
SLEEPER, Appleton, Maine. O
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1892-03-09

4 sconaaaa scho can see.
She's the woman who gets well.
It's the woman who con't see and
won't believe who has to suffer.
And it's needless. There's a
medicine-a legitimate medicine
that's made to stop worlan's suf-
fering and cure woman's ailments.
It's DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip-
ton. It's purely vegetable and
perfectly harmless "a powerful
general, as we'll as uterine, tonic
and nervine, imparting vigor and
strength to the whole system. For
periodical pains, weak back, bearing
down sensations, nervous prostra-
ton, and all female complaints"
it's a positive remedy. It improves
digestion, enriches the blood, dispels
aches and pains, melancholy and
nervousness, brings refreshing sleep,
and restores health and strength.
No other medicine for women is
guaranteed, as this is. If it fails to
give satisfaction, in any case, the
money paid for it is refunded. You
pay only for the good you get. On
these terms it's the cheapest.
But more than that, it's the best.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1892-03-09
A Practical Suggestion.

A correspondent to Practical Farm
'er says: Few farmers know that o
tine crop Of rutabagas can be grown
ON the potatoe patch. The old way
is to SOW strap leaf turnips; but 1
think one bushea OF rutabagas worth
four OF turnips. On half acre of DO
tatoe ground, after last hoeing, I
sowed two ounces seed Of Purple Top
swede, and when digging the potatoes,
J was careful to hoe the dirt out
around the roots. 1t did not take
four hours longer in digging the half
acre. have taken from the patch
100 bushels OF fine potatoes, and
rs bushels rutabagas. This is better
than raising a lot OF watery turnips.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1892-03-09

Bad taste in the mouth or an unpleasant
breath, when resulting from Catarrh. are
overcome, and the nasal passages which
have been closed for years are made free
by the use ofEly's Cream Balm Isuffered
from catarrh for twelve years, experiencing
the nauseating dropping in the throat pc
culiar to that disease, and nose bleed al
most daily l tried various remedies with
out benefit until last April, when saw Ely's
Cream Balm advertised. I procured a bot
tie, and since the first days use have had
no more bleeding-the soreness is entirely
gone.-D. G. Davidson with the Boston
Budget, formerly with Boston Journal.
Apply Balm into each nostril. 1t is
quickly Absorbed. Gives relief at once.
Price so cents at Druggists or by mail
ELY BROTH Sc Warren ST. New
York.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1892-03-09
THE TAX MAN.

=
He Drops Into the Malt Composing
Rooms and Interviews a Printer.
The tax man was around seeking
whom he might devour, and in the
course OF his perambulations he wan
dered into the Mail office and ran
plump up against a printer man
named Kenio Git. The tax fellow
seized the printer man before he
could escape, and demanded:
What's your name?o
Git, responded the compositor.
81 won't do it," shouted the Asses.
sor,;; II demand your name, sir.
"Gitt, I saidn'
81 won't! I want your name, sir,
before bulge an INCH
"Well, Git, them"
"Confound your impudence!' and
the Assessors face grew as red as a
boiled lobster; elf you don't give me
your name Tllhave you arrested"
II tell you my names Gitt-G-i-t-t!"
ooh! Excuse me. Now, Mr.. Gitt,
have you got any jewelry or plate"
Never use any plate matter"
"Any furniture
Some down in the Job Office, sir;
used for locking up small FORMS
ANY firearms, coin or other money,
Or any
"Fireams? Coin2 See here, old
fellow, guess you vestruck the wrong
man; the foreman's the chap you
want to see. Tell you what-on the
quiet, now mind you-he'sg got a whole
boxful OF quoins over there under the
table; and as for the firearms, he's
got the dandiest kind OF a shooting.
stick lying up there on the the gravel
stone slab where the types put. But
don't let him know 1 told you
The Assessor slipped over to the
foreman, and explanations followed.
He left then saying he'd hire and ex-
pert printer man to come around and
help him out.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1892-03-09

t1e Drew the Line at Being Brass
MOunted.

He Drew the Line at Being Brass
Mounted.
"Charley, DEAR" said q young For
ty-fifth street wife, greeting her hus-
band affectionately on his return from
business the first evening after their
honeymoon. II have spent this en-
tire day sewing buttons on your
clothes"
II am proud OF you Carrie, he said,
fondly. "Not many young wives
would have spent their first day at
home so sensibly. ! had not noticed
though" he added, chat my belong
ings were so dilapidated.'
But they were," she said, sscarce-
ly a button left. l have sewed on
Nineteen buttons this afternoon, and
this is the twentieth she added, hold
Ing up a garment with O. large brass
button partly sewed on.
Nineteen" did you say?" he asked,
inspecting the samples with alarm.
10 o1AcAo eu oOOCOli, -etlI OI1ldIllGiU!
he said, gazing at the expanse of brass
surrounding his crun1pled garment
Its BUTTON" she said, indignant
ly. "You see, alter the fifth button
the little white ones gave out and I
couldn't find anything else to use but
hooks and eyes. [ knew you would
not like those, so cut the buttons off
the front OF my last winters sacque
and used them all-you always ad-
mired those, you know, Charley, she
said anXiously. ... -
'"They won't fit any buttonhole I've
GOT he remarked, gloomily.
II noticed that, dear, so II en-
larged eleven of the holes"
Caroline" he said, in firm notes,
81 courted you in simple pins and
knots and strings. This may not be
pretty, but we got along together
tirstrate, and [ want it understood
right here that if you think [ am GO
ing to hang plaques all over my per-
son and cavort around brass-mount-
ed, as it were, then you are tied, not
buttoned, to the man. IN. Y. Trib-
une.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1892-03-09
DIED IN AGONY.
The Frightful Fate Of Marquise de
la VaIette.

la VaIGtte.
Partisan society has been much
shocked at the fearful death of the
Marquise de Ia Valette. Three months
ago the Marquise was standing in
front other dressing cheval glass,
putting the finishing touches to her
toilet, preparatory to going to a din
ner party, when the ornamental tissue
paper shade which covered one OF the
candles caught fire, and the burning
fragments fell upon the light and airy
costume in which she was attired.
In all instant the Marquise
was in flames; her maid rush
ed to her assistance and also
caught fire. The shrieks of the terri
fed women brought the Marquis and
some Of the tootmen upstairs, and all
united in their efforts to put out the
flames. The maids dress was soon
extinguished, bu5 that OF the Marquise,
together with all her underclothing,
was reduced to cinder.
For three long months she suffered
tortures. Even had she recovered,
the doctors say, she would have pre-
sented an appearance almost painful
to behold. All her good looks had
departed, and nothing but a scared
and SCARED remembrance remained
OF the once lovely figure which moved
with such queenly grace through the
drawing-rooms of Partisan society
The Marquise died in the most hor-
rible agony, all the efforts Of the
most accomplished physicians having,
failed to induce the burned flesh to
reassume a healthy growth. General
sympathy is expressed for the Mar
auie de la Valette who is equally as
popular as was his last consolt.-N.
!. Press.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1892-03-09

Nervous people are often likened to a
bundle OF wires so sensitive are they to the
least outside vibration. The brain and
stomach are connected with a great SYM
pathetic chord or nerve and trouble in the
stomach is reflected by the organs of
thought. Inauguration is the proper means
Of overcoming nervousness. Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters is the finest tonic in exist
ence and thorough remedy for constipa-
ments.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1892-03-09
He that is little in his own eyes will not
be troubled to be thought so in others.
HOW'S This

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case of Catarrh that cam OF be cured
by Halls Catarrh Cure.
F: J. CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo, O.
We the undersigned, have known +. J.
Cheney for the last fifteen years. and we be-
heve him perfectly honorable in all bust
ness transactions and financially able to
carry out any obligation made by their
firm, West Il Truax, Wholesale Druggists,
Toledo, Q. Walding, Kinnan & Marvin,
Wholesale Druggists Toledo, O.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. Price 75c per bot
tie. Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials free.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1892-03-09
The Only One Ever Printed.

CAN YOU FIND THE WORD? There is a 3
inch display advertisement in this paper,
this week, which has no two words alike
except one word. The same is true of each
new one appearing each week. from The
DR.. Harter Medicine Co. This house
places l' a Crescent" on everything they
the name Of the word and they will return
you BOOK, BEAUTIFUL LITHoGRAPHs or SAM
PIES FREE
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1892-03-09
Thisis leap year. 1t seems as if all the
years were leap years they jump by so
rapidly.

Look out for counterfeits! See that you
get the genuine Salvation Oil Do not let
the dealer sell you some lust as good" but
insist upon getting the genuine with the
Bulls Head trademark on the wrapper
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1892-03-09

Struggle toughens the mind until by and
by wedo not mind the struggle. You need
cough when you have DR.. Bulls Cough
Syrup.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1892-03-09

= Talk about women being Eighty! Look
at bank cashiers.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1892-03-09

Don't be afraid to speak wei of yourself
for there are plenty who are only too anx-
ious to speak i'll OF you
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1892-03-09

There is one branch of labor which must
always be done by manipulating pockets.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1892-03-09
Order in The House.
Officer A. II, BraIey
OF the Fall River Police

The French Parliament was not al
ways famous for the excitements and
turmoils of it's debates. In the old
monarchical days, before the Revolu-
ton, the sessions OF the old Parlia-
ment were exceedingly dull and prosy
affairs.
One day, it is related, noble count
was trying to make speech it was,
while all the other members were eth
er chatting or resting.
Presently the president Of the body
raped slightly with his baton.
"lf those gentlemen who are talking
to each other" said he, "would kindly
make more noise than those gentle
men who are snoring, 1t would he much
appreciated by those gentlemen who
are trying to listen!'
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1892-03-09

IT every man was as big as he feels there
wouldn't be s1anding-room in this country.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1892-03-09
A Bundle Of Wires.

Egotism is a man without collar carry
ing gold headed cane
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1892-03-09

The independent man is often in depend
ent circumstances.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1892-03-09
Wy N.Y. & MONEY f 2} E5F

Send Ser SO cents to pay hostage our Daily Mark
ket Report and Special Letter of Advice for one
month; We can make you lots OF Money. Agents
wanted. Address, S. H, WOOD & CO.. Investment
MINNEAPOLIS. Mimi ,'