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Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-30
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Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-30
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year ia these parts. Cserzniums and ham
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farmer now looks over his cows snd Sc
bets the milk cows from the others be-
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-30
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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-07
MIR. DoNNELLY.

There is already a horde of candidates
for the presidential nomination Of the
newly born Alliance party. The rich
est of them is Leland Stanford, of Cali
fOrnla; the most eantankerOuS orator
among them is Ignatius Donnelly, of
Minnesota.-New York Sun.
Ignatius Donnelly insists that his
chances for the presidency are good.
But then, Ignatius always could cipher
out great many things that ordinary
mortals never would have suspected
Chicago Mail.
Ignatius Donnelly and the publishers
of his book, "The Great Cryptogram."
are at loggerheads in the courts about
trifing difference of $4,000 in their
accounts. There is no secret at all
about this cipher.-Chicago Press.
Mr.. DonnellY says they have capt
ured the solid South for the third
party. The Alliance men of the Sec
ond congressional district of Georgia
met in secret session on the evening of
the 25th, and formally decided to-stand
by the Democratic party, nOtwithstand-
ing the action of that st. Louis conven-
tion This is the way the solid South
will be captured every time.-Morris
(Miun.) Sun.
LII is SAID Iildt Judge Gr6SHam may
accept the nomination of the new ALI
ance-Labor combination recently organ
lied at st. Louis. We hope for his own
sake this is not so. But why notP Il
good old Peter Cooper could be beguiled
into similar folly, who is safe against
the Establishments of presidential
nominating convention? A political
crank like Ignatius Donnelly would
suit better. but so far as practical re-
suits are concerned. anybody will do
Plttsburg Commercial Gazette.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-07

CARELESS of his attitude and letter.
CLARKsoN has always dictated the
course of the Republican party IN Iowa,
and it is conceded that he is behind thi
demand now. The ostenSible anlmus OF
the movement is that HARRISON is
not name to cOnjure votes into
the ballot box with, and defeat is
not likely to be averted without
BLAINE at the head. There is, how
ever, tinge of unpleasantness i'll the
retort by the HARRISON organs that
CLARKsoN is working scheme for
himself as candidate. BLAINE is
but blind for the Iowa delega-
ton until the time arrives to spring the
Iowa man. ALLISON has been per-
suaded not to let his name get in the
way, and it has been found impractical
BILE to do more than hold the Illinois del
egation for CuLLoM. 1t is possible that
Minnesota may be tied to WAsHBURN,
Wisconsin to RUsK, Michigan to ALGER,
Ohio to MCKINLEY. who is looming up
the past week or two, and other states
for local favorites who do not believe
HARRISON can be elected if nominated.
1t is limited that the BLAINE prefer
ences are for CLARKsoN. Can this be
made positive and distinct to the dele
gates who have no faith in HARRISON,
the coneeit that GARRISON can come in
is not impossible. Perhaps this is the
explanation of the Iowa movement.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-07
JOAQUIN HIBERNATES.

Joaquin Miller has gone into a hole
somewhere out in the Sierras and left a
note tackled to tree near by that he will
DeVer. never. oh! never look upon
mans face again. Goodbye, old boy +!
You have of course arranged to have
your new poems printed, and the per-
centage RENTED regularly.-NeW York
Recorder.
Joaquin Miller, according to adyices
from San Diego, feeling keenly the dis
grace of having his son sentenced to
prison for horse stealing, has retired to
the mountains back of that city, and
will pass the remainder of his days as a
hermit. He declares that he will ''never
again write over the name which has
been disgraced," though he neglects to
mention his new nom de plume.-Phil-
adelphia Press.
Joaquin Miller, the poet, has re-
nounced the world and gone into the
mountains, because ashamed, he says, of
his son, who WAS sent to prison for
stage robbery. If Joaquin had not
abandoned the boy and had done his
duty by him, very likely he would not
have had TO resort to robbery to keep
from starving, as he says he had to do.
-Waseca thIinn.) Radical.
Joaquin Miller may or may not de-
serve the attacks which have been made
ON his personal habits by those who
have less brains than he has, bat it is
rather absurd of him to 20 to a her
mitage in the heart of the Sierras to get
away from them, and it is still more abb
surd for him to declare that he will
write no more. AS he is one of the very
few of the American poets who have
written poetry, he can afford to wait for
an audience VINO will listen to hlm in
srpaIi of pelting hm.-St. Louis Re-
pubic.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-07
MIRTH'S MUSIC.

What's the use of calling girl Isa-
belle when she isn't?-Binghampt
Leader. b.-
The spring poet has few writes that
publishers are bound to respect.
ester Post.
You can't help feeling sorry for the
pretty girl who married another fellow
while you were still ipgle.-Columbps
Post.
1t is remarkable how when bibulotls
mans tongue begins to get thick his
ideas begin to get thin Washington
Star.
When a young man is intoxicated
with love right along. and the girl is
willing, the -plain-gold-ring eaLe
may be adviSedIy reSorted to.-Phila-
delphia Times.
When little girl in Sunday school
choir wants to be an angel all she has
to do is to sing out. The idea that wings
make the angel is merely matter of
'pinion.
When a woman rises to terminate a
visit she has more to say than during
her whole stay. In this regard WOMAN
is like gun, which makes the most
noise when it's going of.-Boston
Transcript.
A New Jersey tobogganing company
has gone down. owing To the scarcity of
SNOW during this ami faSs winter. The
profits were to nave been on sliding
scale, bit there weren't ,lHy.-fhiil-
ueipI,ia Ledger.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-07
PRIZE FIGHTING.

JOHN l.. SULLIVAN talks of figures
in prize fight that would have been
appalling to the heroes of his guild
generation ago. A purse Of $4,000 with
half as much more in collaterals is but
evidence of business purpose, not
bluff. 1t is within recollection when
these fistic encounters were had in Sc
cluded localities not advertised III
advance. and the prizes were but
small sums. HEENAN and SAVERS
had but 1000 at stake when they
fought for the championship of the
world. Amusement possessed all lands
when YANKEE SULLIVAN and Tom
HYER tested their arts at $4,000
for the prize. Now the stakes
are large enough to enrich the winner,
and large sums are ventured on the
event. The meetings are under the
auspices of clubs composed largely of
those prominent for wealth and social
environments. Men of high position,
and from varied grades of life, flock to
the meetings from all the cities and
other lands. Every utterance of the
participants and realistic pictures of all
phases of the meeting flash on the wires
TO the eager, waiting multitudeS
over the world, and for the time
other passages in current history
are cast into the shade. The
moralsts look on in disgust, and fancy
that the world is returning to the brutal
eraS when the popular tastes were best
met by pounding and defacing the hu-
man form. The theaters ring with ap
plause when JOHN l.. SULLIVAN retorts
that shooting to death is civilized and
refined, while his use of natures weap-
Ons is pronounced brutal. Are the
pessimists right. and is the age return
ing to the coarser delights of physical
strength in the individual encounter?
There is no doubt that the age is be-
coming more material in physical
sense. Muscle and Drawn have
a higher estimate than in the
earlier times That there is lowering
of popular tastes and moral degeneracy
does not necessarily follow. The tend
ency of the times is to use large sums
of money in sports and business, be-
cause there are more men able to do so
than i'll the times past. Who would
have supposed before the war that per-
sons then living would pay 100000 for
horse? There are more people inter
ested in athletic development and the
"noble art of self-defense" than in other
times, because there are more with
means and time. 1t was several dec
AIDES ago that one of the cities elected
man to congress because he was
noted prize fighter. A suggestion in
Boston that JOHN l.. SULLIVAN should
have this distinction met with no popG-
lar response. But it may still be plaus-
IDLY insisted that prize fighting is gain
Ing in popular favor. The euphemistic
designations given it do not disguise the
fact that the populgr taste is for the
real article. 1t scouts at hippodrome
business.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-07
JOHN WILL STICK.

The attempt to withdraw Senator
Sherman from circulation is decidedly
premature.-W Washington Post.
1t was wholly unnecessary for Hon.
John Sherman to deny the rumOr that
he contemplated reSigning from the
senate.-Chicago Mail.
When John Sherman resigns public
Office he will at the same time resign his
life. He may live long enough to be de-
feated, but to INSTRUMENTATION
City Times.
Senator Sherman is prompt with the
altogether unnecessary denial that he
proposes at an early day to resign his
seat in the senate. He has held office
day in and day out since 1855, and Is not
of the resigning kind ittsburg Post.
John Sherman says he hasn't retired,
as solemnly reported. John Sherman is
one of those gritty statesmen who
doesn't give up an ambition because a
few gray hairs crop out in his hair and
beard. 1t is not likely that he will be
altogether out of any presidential race
so long as he Minneapolis Jour-
nal.
The announcement from Ohio that
Senator Sherman will shortly retire
from office will cause those who are
familiar with the bulldog tenacity with
which ne hangs on to a good thing
when he gets his grip on to it to wonder
if he is going TO die. 1t will be difficult
to convince them that anything short of
the old fellow OH the white horse can
persuade tho great political financier to
willingly pack up his tools.-Detroit
News.
81 have never uttered to any one my
purpose to resign. for l have never even
contemplated It." Thus said Senator
Sherman concerning rumor that he
intended to make place in the senate
for Secretary Foster. A most absurd
rumor it was, for why should the SEN
ator have gone to such heavy expenses,
as later revelations show were put upon
him by the Ohio campaign, if he in
tended. thus early, to yield up the spoiIs
of war?-Chieago Times.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-07
TOLD IN CONFIDENCE.

I'M. Quad" Throws a Beam of
Sunshine Over a Bow-Legged
Man.
Down on the pier of the Savannah
Steamboat line everybody was looking
at and talking about man who was
bow-legged to such degree as to APP
pear to be standing on each side of
vinegar barrel, says the New York
World. He was not only bOW-legged,
but his toes turned in, and as he walked
up and down even the steve
dOres quit work to look at him. By and
by the man came and climbed upon the
cotton bale beside me, and, as he was
talkative chap, we soon began con-
yersation. He was going down the
coast as passenger, but lived in the in
terror of the state.
Two strange men, if of the right sort,
soon become friendly when thrown to-
gether 1t was so with us. 1t wasn't
over five minutes after he found | had
been on the Georgia coast when he con-
fdentially asked:
Flows that climate down there for
weak lungS?"
|, splendid. You'll be benefited right
away"
''Good for catarrh?"
at is SAID to be-"
"I'mtroubled somewIth rheumatism"
"The change will probably be good
for you"
'Then you'd recommend me to go,
would you?"
"Why, think it will help your case"
The man looked all around to be sure
that no one was near enough to over
hear, and then dropped his voice almost
to whisper and said:
81 want to tell you something in strict
confidence and ask your advice"
"Well?"
''For the last six or eight MONTHS"
he whispered, looking around again,
"Pve had a sneaking idea that | was
getting a trlhe bow-legged. What do
you think? If it'ssso would the climate
help me auy?"
''My dear sir, the climate of Georgia
will do most anything, but don't you
worry. | assure you that there is not
the slightest cause for it."
"Have you seen me on the ground?"
YES"
"And wasn't-wasn't-"
mot bit of it. If we could trade
legs I'd give you $500 to boot"
You don't say Heaven bless you
Say, it's been worth 200-dcre farm to
meet you! Hanged if l hadn't wor-
ried myself almost sick over it.. Shake,
old fellow! If had it in my power I'd
make you the next PRESIDENT"
lied to him, of course. L did it de-
liberately. / did it to make him feel
good, and in order that he might enjoy
his trip. Any citizen of New York who
will hurt bOw-legged MANS feelings
as he is about to sail away on trip for
his health is mean man and can never
prosper.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-07
ALAsT RESORT.

1t is queer but significant eXpedient
taken by the Republican committee of
North Dakota to offer prizes of $50 and
$40 to the two farmers and two profess
Sional men who shall most successfully
tackle the conun lrums why the North
Dakota Farmer Should Be Republi-
can" and "Why RepublicanIsm Should
Prevail in North Dakota" Without
designing to afford pointers to the con-
teStants, it may be suggested that the
only conclusive answers to the puzzles
are that tie party needs the vote of the
farmer, and if Republicanism does not
prevail there good many men will not
be able to hold office by its means. The
committee recognizes the fact that
the task it lets out is a tough one,
and not being. sufficiently met by
the party organs and oracles. A lead
Ing lawyer and Republican of the state,
Judge GUPTILL, not long since, tried
his expert hand at the problem in one
of the prominent reviews of the country.
His display of ingenuity and skill was
worthy of better cause, but the new
effort demanded shows that he failed
to find much good meat in the nut. 1t
was not his fault. The thing was wormy
and nauseating. The party is in pre-
carlous condition in that state. The
farmer is coming to understand that
his interests are not with it-that he is
simply being used to promote the
prosperity of other classes, and
he iS Ieavinu II The committee
now hopes to beguile him with an
offer of $50 and SO to persuade himself
that these are really good reasons for
continuing to vote to shut himself out
of the advantages Of the worlds mar
kets. The expedient is one that would
not have been thought of few years
ago, when the party had full sweep.
There could hardly be clearer admis-
sion that the situation is well nigh des-
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-07
LOOKING FOR A MAN.

The president is reported to be per-
picked and uneasy over his prospects IN
the Northwest. This section has been
specially eager for BLAINE, and since
he has left the field there is inquiry for
almost any man except HARRISON.
From Illinois to the Rockies there is
very little suggestion of boom for the
little Indiana man III any section. In
all these states there is evident reluc-
lance to take him. Illinois prefers even
its CULLoM, and would be glad to fol-
low GRESHAM or any man before
HARRISON. Wisconsin has a RUsK,
Michigan Its ALGER, and Minnesota
and the Dakotas are hoping for new
man. At least they do not enthuse over
Ben. Iowa presents perhaps the most
perpleXing condition. 1t has become
evident that the chairman of the ma
tional committee is working an occult
scheme there under cover of the name
of the eX-father-in-law of the little lady
who is conducting the epistolary event
with him. He is uncertain whether it
means that CLARKsoN really has aspira-
lions Of his own, or has ALLISON in re-
serve. The latter has at times affected
to disc.aim being a candidate, but
the New York Press, promi-
nent Republican organ, treats him as
large possibility, and insists that his
name will be presented at Minneapolis.
Many of the Iowa papers talk in SINH
lar way, and the senator manifests no
disposition to rebuke them. There may
be far stranger things than the taking
up of ALLISON by the Republican lead
ers who are feeling around for man
who can concentrate the opposition to
HARRISON. He has long experience in
public affairs, is alleged to have fair
ability, and has a faculty for the pivot
act. He is for protection, reciprocity
and tariff reform. On the state ques-
ton of prohibition he has kept
one hand in that of either side.
1t is true his selection would cause
senatorial vacancy that might be filled
by Democrat, but he is supposed to be
about the only Republican, except
BLAINE, who can hold Iowa. Still. the
president has the lead in the race. evil
IDENTIFY, by virtue of the spells element
in the South and the lack of concen-
trated opposition IN the East. Ii he is
to be beaten i'll convention it will be
effected by the quiet grooming of dark
horse to be brought out when the local
compliments are exhausted, and ALI
SON has decided elements of aYaifa-
bility.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-07

hope of carrying enough electoral votes
to render the party hereafter more indie
pendent" The leaders should Temem-
Der that considerations which they
regard as important do mot control
those independent voters who care little
as to the party which holds power, and
nothing as to the persons who fill the
offices, but much as to the success of
views which they hold to be superior to
party affiliations" p. j. s.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-07
CAUTIOUS THIS TIME.
GIadstoniantS in No Hurry About
Dissolution.

III W.
Dissolution.
LONDON, March Elm tOday's Sun L.
P. O'Connor says: The political situa-
ton has becO re somewhat easier during
the week, chiefly owing to the return of
Mr.. Gladstone, who is wisely unwilling
to h lsten the dissolution before July,
for obvious reasons. Mr.. Gladstone
knows that he will succeed to power,
and he is unwilling to form a govern
ment, say in April or May, with
half the session gone. He would h3
compelled to instantly introduce all
autonomy bill and other measures
which are as yet unprepared, and
would be placed at a great dsadvan-
tage. The disaster of 1886 was doubtless
largely caused by the galloping pace at
which Mr.. Gladstone and his ministry
were obliged to produce their us.
They will now probably take months S5r
the purpose where they formerly took
weeks. In this way the autonomy bill
will be presented in form which will
have been carefully considered in every
detail. 1t is on account of this policy
on Mr.. GladstOne's part that the opposi-
ton have entirely abandoned their eff
forts at dissolution"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-07
LUDWIG ~. STILL ALIVE.
The G-and Duke Surprises His
PHYSICIANS by Living.

me u anu DUKE surprises his
Physicians by Living.
BERLIN, March 6.-The Grand Duke
Ludwig ". of Hesse, who was stricken
with paralysis at dinner Friday, has
surprised his physicians by living
through the day. His pulse is very low,
and he has frequent fits of unconscious
ness. Oniv liquid food is administered
to him. Up to late this afternoon he
had not spoken articulately, although
he MADE several efforts to do so. Most
of his family are already at his bedside.
including his daughter. the Princess
Henry of Prussia, and his heir, Prince
Ernest Ludwig Dispatches of inquiry
as to his condition have been received
from Emperor William, Queen Victoria,
Luitpold, regent of Bavaria, and other
German princes.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-07
Explanatory.

Chicago Tribune.
Angry Citizen-But this bill for Janu-
airy is more than twice as big as it was
the month before. ana my fiat was
closed nearly the whole month of Janu-
ary. | was ON visit out West.
Gas Company's Cashier (yawnlng)-
Yes, travelling is always pretty expens-
i've Ten dollars and thirty-five cents,
please.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-07
His Revenge.

Chicago Tribune.
Peddler Opening his pack)-I am in
Producing into this neighborhoou,
madame, little book OH
Housewife (slamming the door in
his face)-I don't want anything!
Peddler loud enough for all the
neighbOrs to hearl-A little book on
good manners, madam, but you don't
seem to need any. Good afternOOnl
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-07

A STIRRING and patriotic poetesS ded-
icates her glowing effusion to Senators
PETER and KYLE. and impIores them
to Ego forth naked for the fight"
Probably she got her cue from SoCKLESS
SIMPSON, but it is hoped that she in
duIgeS in poetic license.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-07

THAT Chicago story bout PHIL Ar
MoUR having his lite attempted by a
bottle of poisoned wine, purporting to
be sent by his friend POTTER PALMER.
was Ingenious; but, according to AR
MoUR, there was an unfortunate omis-
sion, as he received no such bottle.
Chicago is sensational town.