The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1892-09-07
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.


"A pretty girl won musket at alot-
tery. When they gave it to her she asked,
"Don't they give soldier with it?"
God never goes back upon his for
giveness. he does not remind us of our
pardon he casts our sins behind his
back. - -. -
-" "What is sweeter than to have q
friend that you can trust?" asked Jones.
"To have friend who will trust you,"
replied Brown.
. - Mrs. Belva Lockwood emphatically
declares that marriage is not a failure.
The opinion of Mr.. Lockwood on the
subject is not in evidence. ..s.,5 4
Jess: thought you hated Jack and
yet you have accepted him. Bess I did
hate him, but he proposed under an um-
brells, and said if refused him he wonld
let the rain drop on my new hat.
The balance of nature has surely
been somewhat disturbed. It takes 800
roses to make teaspoonful ofsperfume,
while pennyworth of cooked onions
will scent whole neighborhood.
- George Suppose fellows best girl
gets mad when you ask for 8 yiss.!
Henri: take it without asking. George:
Suppose she gets mad then7 Henry
Then you've got some other fellows best
girl. SaE
Along the west coast Of Africa there
are'now 200 Churches, $4,000 converts,
100000 adherents, 275 schools, andB0, 600
pupils. Some knowledge of the Gospel
has reached about s, S,o0o,c coo of benighted
Africans.
Mrs. Keedick (praising. voting M.
Adlet to her daughter: he does not {
smoke, chew, drink or swear. he ista
good boy and would be true to yop. Miss
Keedick (shaking her head) Hes too
good to be true, mamma:
- The navy department has decided to
send the cruiser Newark and the gun
boat Bennington, to Genoa, Italy, to rep.
resent the United States in the Columbus
celebration there in September. Bothges.
sells are at Cadiz. s
Mr.. Grufengrumble: Did you hesr
about that Western woman who set
bear trap last week and caught young
man? Mrs. g.: No; but I've heard of ]
a woman who set young man trap and
caught a. bear.
Many people, not aware ofthe dan.
gers of constipation, neglect the proper
remedy till the habit becomes chronic or
Inflammation or stoppage results. a
dose or two of Ayers Pills in the begin-
ming would have prevented all this trou-
BILE.
"Man's religion" observes Uncle
Moses, shouldn't be worn like CLOAK
all on de outside. It ought to be noar
like a porous plaster. De world may not
see it, but de man knows it's dar, AM
his family knows it's dar, an of him
good"
Queen Victoria's maids of honor,
who are paid $500 year for their SER
vices, earn their salaries. They are
obliged to appear before the Queen in q
new gown every day and to be in readi:
ness to attend her Majesty at any and ey-l
cry hour of the day.
- The only way to cure fover and egueI
is either to neutralize the poisons which /
cause the disease or to expel them from
the system. Ayers Ague Cure operates
in both ways. 1t is warranted Specific
for all forms of malarial disorders, and
never fails to cure. Try it.
"A reformatory for women is said tof
be one of the great needs of New York
Sixty per cent. of the women confined att
Blackwell's Island are under twenty-oneI
years of age and are almost certainly
constantly condemned to lives of vice by
their association with older women who5
are experienced in all sorts of crime.
"A little girl was sitting in room
where her grandfather was having nap.S
Presently he woke up, and rubbed the
arm upon which his head had .ested
saying jokipgly that his arm had BEEN
sleeping as loudly as he had. Then the
little girl locked up and said, "0os arm
may be, was asleep, but oor nose was very
awake" i
"A quick courtship is chronicled byF
a Georgia paper. A man stopped at 9
house in Douglassville and asked LADY,
for glass of water. When he had
quenched his thirst he asked her if sba|
was married or single. She replied
"Widow." On which the man said Id
was vidower in search of wife
"Walk in" answered the widow, "and
we'll talk the matter over" One houi
later the twain we're made one by tha I
nearest minister.
"A novel feature of the Springfield
Mass street car system is the letting d
electric cars to parties who wish to hire
The price is two dollars an hour. It j
convenient for party to thus charter
car and ride as far as they desire. 4 cal
can be run over any of the lines, al
they are under one management. Wheff
car is thus hired sign: Especial car.
is placed on the car. Many have bee s
hired this summer to run to differen
points of interest S
- The impression is quite general ths
creole is one who is of French am
Spanish parentage, but, properly apesk5
ing,. creole is any person born in thiE
country Of foreign parents. But as thH
word comes from the Spanish and th
French, and was first used in Louisiana
and its meaning has been restricted