St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-02-06


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Let us have peaee.--6en. Grant.
War is hell.-Gen. Sherman
War is an awful thing.-Minona Herald.
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Gov. Flower said "Rats.' Thereupon the
Republican press of New York attempts to
make it an issue IN the presidential cam
paign. Perhaps it is trying to corral the
Chinese vote.
The presidential boom of Gov. Boies may
not be so large as Senator Hills, but there
are no mugwump flies on it. 2
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Says the New York World: ''Few literary
men have been blessed with more lovable
wives than was the poet Paul II. Hayne. ~
With how many lovable wives is it customary
for literary man to be blessed.
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Capt. Castle can now throw open the port
cullis, range the catapult on the ramparts,
IBID each retainer arm with speed and fire
the culverin."
Charles Francis Adams is in London look
lug up his faulty tree in the archives of the
British museum Possibly The may strike q
disagreeable snag, i'll which event the result
of his search will probably not be published.
Let him heed we'll the solemn admcnition of
the catechism: In Adams fall we sinned
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Rudyard Kipling has sailed for New York
in company with his wife. wifes mother and
wife's younger sister. Mrs. Kipling's mother,
it is understood, is still a persona grata.
Motto of the "five-cent'' barber shop:
Quick shave and small profits.
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Should Brother Wauamaker be turned
down in favor of Chairman Clarkson. it will
be another case of great sacrifice to make
room for new importations."
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North Dakota constituents of Congressman
johnson complain that he sleeps too much
during DEBATES in the house. What differ
ence does that make? Salary and mileage
keep awake at all hours of the day aud night.
Jagges-That dog of yours seems to have
spite against dudes.
Joggles-Yes, I'm training him for chap
pie chaser.
At Tornea. Finland, Christmas day is less
than three hours long. This is probably
equalized by shortening the time between
Ton and Jerrys.
Cara we are told, is being surely driven
to bay; but to whom has been delegated the
work of rounding up Judge Botkin?
Undertaking of wood fiber is said to be
coming into use. We have heard of wooden
overcoats but they have gruesome attributes.
1t is palpably evident that there will not be
room enough. for both Chill and Col. Elliott
f. Shepard at the world S fair.
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Senior Malta comes under the head of a
Completed Letter Writer"
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Quite q number OF presidential booms 90
not appear to have sap enough to carry them
through late spring.
Boss Quay has landed two PENNSYLVANIA;
editors in JAIL but the truth about Boss GUY,
goes marching on. -
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st. Paul's municipal campaign seems to be
taking on variety OF aspects-stiA hunt,
stalking open-field work, hew-gag. hip.
hurrah and lace work
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Vice President Morton says he is not at all
anxious for denomination. and wants to be
leta alone. Where is he, and who's touching
him?
An Englishman who recently visited Bos.
ton was most struck with the fact that the
men there use ice water in shaving which
is much better than being strack with an
electric car. ytFf e5f4s *sgs.. 3
New York has decided to give Wife-Mur-
derer Harris q course of bichloride of elecs
trieity. Tt2tu
s'You may kiss me for IS cents" was the
sign over a booth occupied by good-looking
young women at q Michigan church fair. A
kiss sold under such conditions would be
dear at one-twenty-fifth the price asked
Michigan religion must be long On brass aud
short on twenty -fve-cent pieces.
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Two men were lately frozen to death at
Hot Springs Ark. Eastern papers please
copy and add: ''Of course the blizzard that
done them to death originated in North Da
kota"
A dispatch informs us that Missouri has a
grass widow fourteen years old. Missouri
also has other remarkable things too numer-
Gus to mention.
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Great bodies move slowly. and St. Paul's
new government building is destined to be a
great body.
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How would it do for Nebraska Democrats
to sprinkle Usurper Thayer with insect pow
der?
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I'm not out after heavy weights but sho W
me dwarf! Wowi- B. Harrison.
Usurper Thayer's defiance of the supreme
court indicates that there's another Cara in
the field