St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-01-15
SUNRISE SIGNALS.

~ NhA0L 0ION hLSs
The triumph of Senator Sherman over For
aker looms into greater prominence when we
duly consider the fact that he was seriously
handicapped by number of long letters
written by Private Dalzell.
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The national Democratic committee will
please bear in mind that n sheriff has already
closed up one saloon in Milwaukee and is re-
garding one or two others with sharp inquir-
ing glances.
Col. A. X. Mcclure who drinks only apol-
linaris water, has been elected president of
the Glover club; but because of this fact
Maj. Moses p. Handy has no reason to as
sumo that the club has outliyed its useful
ness.
In the important business of knocking the
Mckinley bill into a cooked hat it is to be
hoped that the present congress will not the
do it, to wait upon the chow to do it."
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1t begins to look as though B. Harrison did
not propose TO mix himself up in CHILEAN
affairs until the last rivet in his presidential
boom had been securely driven home.
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Both Patti and Paderewski are doing cou-
siderable winter advertising on the strength
of their hair. Samson's strength, too. was
materially assisted by his hair.
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The new khedive of Egypt is but eighteen
years old, and he has mighty poor country
to grow up with.
The 'whiskers' end of the Kansas sena-
rorial team is said to be extremely fond of
new potatoes stewed in cream. Thus is
new ecstatic joy added to the 'whiskers" end
of the Kansas senatorial team.
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James Whitcomb Riley and George W.
Cable will make cross-team entertainment
tour through the country In this combine-
ton, instead of Riley having good grip on
the Cable, the Cable is fortunate in having a
. firm grip on Riley.
The dismal New York Press Is still running
Tariff Pictures" while the able managers
of the New York Morning Advertiser are run
ming a newspaper in all that the name i'm
plies.
In this shank end of the nineteenth cen
fury the man who undertakes to run
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things that are most speedily run.
a.
That Republican orator who lately voiced
an eloquent plea for real reciprocity" In
Detroit the other evening should have been
incontinently pulled down by the coat-tails.
Real reciprocity is rank free trade.
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Now is the time for the advocates of St.
1sc Olo i,o1c fnr tIn Tin
convention to stand shoulder to shoulder
The question of who did it can be easily
and amicabiy settled after securing the de-
sired result.
1t takes more than 100 bees to weigh an
ounce, but the loud buzzing of a number of
presidential bees would indicate that they
weighed about $50 pounds apiece.
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Now that DR.. Koch's son has got his new
grip bacillus we do not believe he knows how
to play on it.
Despite the fact that B. Harrison imports
his whisky from Scotland instead of paying
twenty cents nip at Shoreham buffet, Vice
President Morton was generous enough to
tender B. Harrison an official dinner But
perhaps this was in the nature of mud ook
thrown to windWard
In re the Chilian war cloud Congressman
O'Neill, of Missouri, rises to second the mo-
ton Of Gen. Horace Porter.
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All that the interstate commerce law needs
is new lock, stock and barrel to make it a
most effective measure.
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The Chicago milkmen's war is looming up
as big as q piece of chalk.
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The energy displayed by Bandit Cara gives
the lie to the state ment that he is an ex-resi-
dent of st. Louis.
A Chicago paper has started department
through which cranks may give utteIance to
theier views. This introduction of the New
YORK Mail and Express style of journalism
will hardly awaken a responsive chord IN
Chicago.
While trombone bray their loud alarums,
And comets loud are blowing;
While people meet meath muscs charms,
Paderewski's hair is growing.
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rs the earth hollow?'' inquiries an anxious
exchange. Certainly; all people arriving at
years of discretion fully realize that the
world is a hollow mockery.
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One OF the saddest sights in social circles
is wedlock ending in a deadlock
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The new coins recently issued by the
United States treasury, considered purely
from an artistic standpoint, are not SO salts
factory as could be desired. The American
Eagle actually has good ground for libel
suit against the government, while the feat
ures of the female representative OF liberty
reminds one of a Republican postmistress
just recovering from an attack of the grip,
complicated with apprehension of dismissal
from Office in the event of Democratic su-
premacy in November AS samples of ma
tional currency, however, the new coins are
fully in line with the general ensemble of the
present Republican administration they will
serve the purpose of commercial exchange
until better and more artistic designs can be
supplied.