The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1892-04-14

any time to improve the appetite.
Take ten cents worth of uuasia
chips pour OF them "A pint of boil
ing water and let it stand in cov-
cred pitcher till it is cold then
strain, add three ounces of whisky
to keep it from souring, bottle and
take one wincglassful an hour before
each meal. Drink bit of it i'm the
morning if your head feels horrid.
CARp.-The undersigned takes this
method of returning his sincere
thanks to the st. Thomas charge. U.
b. Church, for II liberal donation
made recently. also wish to state
that / have closed the revival meet
ings in this Middleburgh circuit
with the consoling evidence that
over one hundred souls have found
peace during the progress of the
meetings, siXty-eight of whom have
connected themselves with the
Church Rev. G. o. LEHR.
New Washington, Penn. people
are not slow about taking hold of a
new thing, if the article has merit.
A few months ago David Byers. of
that place, bought his first stock of
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. He
has sold it all and ordered more. He
says: ut has given the best of SAT
isfaction. | nave warranted every
bottle, and have not had one come
back" 80 cent and $40 bottles for
sale by G.. NJ. Shindel, Middleburgh,
DIR. Sampsel, Penns Creek.
The post-office department has at
last come to the conclusion to drop
the letter ''h' in burg. Heretofore
the department insisted that all
tours ending with. "b,TSJ shSr o5b9
l4fttly 4tlly asEefh"7:A!d to n6 % 'hf
cehhtS VIII Nd VT % 90 w ,ot;on. ,U
lnvarlabi5'ings....... i 90 ~,
the "h" will have i 80 Is shall
continue to spell Aliddieburgh with
an "h' nevertheless all the same, in
asmuch that Middleburg and Mid
dlebury look so near alike in writing
that half of the mail when addressed
to this town will go to Middlebury
when the ''h" is dropped.
Mess. Cage Il Sherman, of AleXan-
der, Texas write us regarding II re-
markable cure of rheumatism there
as follows "The wife Mr.. Vim.
Pruitt, the Postmaster here, had
been bed-ridden with rheumatism
for several years. She could get
nothing to do her any good. We
sold her II bottle of Chamberlain s
Pain Balm and she was completely
cured by its use We refer any one
to her to verify this statement" 30
cent bottles for sale by G. W. Shin
del, Middleburgh, and DR.. Sampsel,
Penns Creek. If.
Few people realize that our happi-
ness in life depends far more upon
the state of our own minds than
upon all external things put to-
gether, To the dyspeptic, nature
III her brightest mood looks gloomy.
and the sweet songs of birds become
annoying,
III happiness have not her seat
And center IN the breast,
We may De wise, or rich, or great
But mover can bc blcst."
AS we must necessarily be much
in our own company, let us make it
as agreeable as we can. and when We
go forth let us carry rs much sun
shine as possible, and thus radiate
not only our own pathway, but
brighten our neighbor's.
A book has been written on "How
when and whore to fish. Now let
some aspiring author write on
How, when and where to tell the
truth about the number and weight
of fish caught, and the fishing sea
son may be considered formally
opened. LedctSbHFg 'SdtHFdd9 N6icS
Well, here's to yer, Bro, Focht,
As to the number caught, let X rep
resent the number given by the
fisherman, then divided by = and |
extract the cube root. As to weight |
and size, give the fish his water
weight, Il. g. before he is landed |
when strung up divide him by 2,
deduct 90 per cent. every time you
look at him, and when ready for the
scales reduce him to his lowest |
common denominator, Or, if you
prefer an algebraic salution let '1'
stand for the fisherman, 'i' for the
number and sc" for the size. Add the
product and you have it ; lie"
See /?