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The morning call., 1892-05-01


once looked through. the fast-closed portal
of Eden and staggered out into the street.
he rubbed bis blinking eyes as be mean
dered unsteadily toward the corner Of Dun
bar alley, where there Is d place in which
liquid eXhllaraiion Is battered. for coin.
Michael shifted the OdOr that was waited
through the Stats Of the swinging doors and
thrust his hands deep down into his pockets.
lie encountered nothing but emptiness in
them, and with despairing look upon his
timeHOTn features he passed on toward the
.black.door of the Morgue.
Wish to goodness L could find some
: thing to: drink or somewhere" to- Sleep
Sighed the n0mad.~.".: -:
You'll find a place to sleep In there"
said a, courteous saloon keeper, as he heard
the m0urnful plant of tie Lodi outcast.
!: :!.HfMuch 'blged, stranger" said Michael.
and turned toward the black portals. one Of
which. happened to be unlocked. He went
in and passed the boxes containing. the
CHASTITY remains of Harry Small, the pauper
suicide, and Carroll, the murdered sailor, 10
slab Ale passed his hand over the cold,
damp surface Of the marble, and, with a
grunt of satisfaction, climbed up and ex-
tended his body upon it, " p
: Sweet leep that :forsakes the king upon
his bed of down came quickly to the man in
the MoTgue. He slept and snored He
dreamed that he was in land flowing with.
MYERS OF whisky.
Michael Wright of Lodi was happy.
How long the wanderer would have slept
on. his strange couch no one can tell He
had lain on the slab but a few minutes
when q deputy coroner. entered and with a
strong hand seized the greasy.lapel of his
coat and jerked the slum berer from his bed.
Wright was hustled without: ceremony into.
the alley and walked sadly away, remark:
lag that the slab was good enough for him.
mo one else wants it,: he exclaimed in
-dignantly, .'and they might a. let ME alone. -.
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Mail orders a specially. Send for Free sam:
pies, Catalogue and Rules for Self Measurement

tral, American ports yesterday afternoon,
having given bonds for her salvage indebt-
edness, While in the stream she took a
quantity Of giant powder. -
A diver was busy all day yesterday re-
covering Is bars of lead which fell from the
steamer Sunol while loading at the Wash
:ing ton-street wharf. The lead was from the
I Selby Smelling Works -:
r It lis stated that Collector Phelps has
changed the captains OF the night watch at
the North Beach barge office, replacing
/ MessTs, Harrjgan and tleisch,., Democrats,
. by Shipman and Phillips Republicans T.; :.
. The City-of Papeete will sail for the Mar
quesas and Tahiti to-day. =
Only seven of the 1861 laps on the Belgie
were landed yesterday. 49,:
a new. line OF steamers Will be put on
between this port, Astoria and Portland.
The first boat the Homer, Will sail about
May 13*"Jhe names Of George d DERRICK
and Cruise & Euler are mentioned in con-.
neetion with the scheme. =. -. : J.
The weather at Point LcbOs was foggy
yesterday; velocity Of wind 20 miles an:
hour A beautiful double rainbow was
observed in the eastern sky about an hour
before sunset
The American ships W. F. Babcock and
Louis Walsh. coal laden, raced down to this
port from Nanaimo. The Louis Walsh
proved the winner
DR.. Carmichael, the new medical superin-
ton, viii take charge on Monday. =
John Ryan, a longshoreman, fell of
Howard-street wharf 2 late on Friday night
and was fshed out by Officer Meagher.
The steamer Rival is having new deck
house added. 80:
The deep-water ships Edward 0'Brlen
and Anaurus. 125 and 135 days from New
York and Liverpool pectiyely, arrived
last night. An able seaman on the AnaiTus
fell from the t0psail-yard off the Horn and
was instantly killed. The Anaurus spoke
the DundOnald and Edward 0'Bfien, bound
for this port. TIE 'Bren was caught in a.
circular gale"in latitude 1910 north and
lODgitude650 IL west and cargo shifted.
a squad<.of five police from the North
Hsrbor station viii be on hand at Mission
No. to-day to watch the City Of .Papeete,
which sails with non uni on crew.
Captain .DunleaYy put the North and
South HarbOr police, "a strong. through an.
hours drill in the Fair building, Pacific and
Front streets Yesterday afternoon
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POWERS-Tw In. this city April 27. 1892; by
the Rev. Father Duffy, ,. T. Powers of San Fran
cisco and NJ X. Tway OF Philadelphia -.
;WENTN oRTH-HAYES-In this city April %,
1892. by Justice of the Peace g. w. +. Cook,
Thomas s. Wentworth aRd Nellie i. NJ Hayes
both OF San Francisco.
MCLAUGHLIN-S ULLIVAS-Int this city April % :
1872. by the Rev. Father McCue, Daniel +. Me-
.Laughlin of San Francisco and Agnes A. Sullivan
of Virginia City.
FOLEY this city. April 81. 1892. by
the Rev Father Lagan James A. Foley and Mary
O. Brien, both OF San Francisco.
OD0NNELL-KkRR-In this city, April 81. 1892
by the Rev. Father Brennan, James w. O'Donnel
and Minnie Kerr both Of San Francisco.
REILLY-KELLY-In this city, April 81. 1892 at
ST. Mary's Cathedral by the Rev. Father Prem.
dergast, V. g. assisted by the Rev. Father Doran,
Anthony Reilly OF New ork and Mary M Kelly
of San francisco.
sTRAUT-MUKPHY-I this city, April 20, 1892
by the Rev. Father Keefer Charles G.. Straut ana
Maggie A. Murphy both OF San Francisco.
KEMP VAN EE-ROSENTHAL-In this city, April
80, 1892, by the Rev. III. q. Harris, L. Kemp Van
Ee and Rebecca ROSenthal
ULLwINKEL-AHRENS-I this city, April 90
1892. by the Rev. J. H. Thesis, John ID. Bull
winkel and Catherine ID. Ahrens.
MULVANEY-GRIFFIN-At the Church OF the
Immaculate Conception Tomales. Marin County
April 1S, 1872. by tire Rev Father Rodgers r.
Mulyaney and Mollie Geneyleye daughter OF the
=. late John Grimm.
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ASLEEP IN THE MORGUE.
Michael Wright of Lodi RepOses
on Chilly Slab.
He Was Refused Co in the City Prison
and Accepted a |ag's Invitation to
=. i slumber in the House of the Dead.

Michael Wright OF Lodi may some day be
: carried to the skies on fowery beds Of ease.
but he found 4 slab in the Morgue soft
enough for his living frame last night.
Michael is not young He never knew
what it was to be beautiful or even pretty.
BE is not toe good for this world or any
other. He is simply wandering outeast,
dirty and forloTn. who came into the City
Prison last night with knees that trembled
beneath the weight of an abnormRlly de-
veloped jag. =
! Softly stroking his beard of reddish gray
he advanced toward the iron gate that Is
guarded by Turnkey Parrott
''W Vanish bed for night" he mumbled.
This iSn'ta Kelley institute and it isn't
lodging-house NEITHER" was the blood
congealing reply of the cerberus.
=" Fellow must sleep senew here. ="
;" We'll. go and sleep somewhere :. where
you gotyour drinks. for instance. -
Michael Wright of Lodi looked through
the barred gate as the excluded Adams
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Access by Elevator or Stairs,
EMILE T. Y. PARKHURST.
Memorial Services Held in Honor. Of the
DeDarted.

Memorial Services Held in Honor of the.
Departed.
Memorial services In commemoratlon OF
the late Mrs. Emile Tracy Young Park
hurst were held yesterday afternoon at
Union-square Hall, under the auspices :et
the Pacific Coast Women's Press Associa-
ton, Of which she was the originator and
founder. The large room was filed with
the members Of the association and their
friends who had met together 10 ofIer this
last tribute of respect to one whom they
dearly loved and h0noTed. HE ceremonies
we're sim pie and touching in the extreme,
and many present gave way to tears much
Of the time. =, % -: :;
The chair in which Mrs. PaTkhurst was
accustomed to sit was dTaped in black and
white crepe, l0oped up with black ribbons.
The little stand which she used was also
draped. and vases and baskets OF flowers
covered its top, while pendent hung rosary
and cross. To the left Of the platform q
simple altar was arranged, dTaped as were
the others, and covered with vases and bas-.
kets OF flowers Of all kinds. From the
lamp-brackets hung festoOns and limbs OF
the weeping willow. The whole formed
pretty and appropriate framework Tor the
stage setting.
Mrs Nellie B. Eyster presided, and eccu-
pying the platform with her were Mrs.
Sarah B. Cooper and Mrs. Hannah l. Neal.
The exercises were opened by Miss Marie
Halter, who presided at the organ, playing
BeethOyen's Funeral March" Mrs. Eyster
then IN p few appropriate words explained
the object for which they had met, spoke
feeingly Of Mrs. Parkhurst. and then
offered up a prayer: After hymn by
quartet consisting Of Miss Eleanora Con-
nell, Miss ROlinda NJ. Kline, Robert Lloyd
and Frank Coffin, Mrs. Sarah B. Cooper.
read a eul0gy upon Mrs. ParkhursL
At the conclusion Of Mrs. COOper's re-
marks Miss Connell sang ANGELS Bright
and Fair" Miss Halter accompanying her
on the organ. a eulogistic address was
then read by Mr.. George 7. Gaden, who re-
ferred IN feeling manner to the life and
character Of Mrs. PaTkhuTst and to her work
while here. Poeiical contributions from the
pens of Mrs. Il. L. Neal, Mrs. Emily B.
Powell, Julia 7. Churchill of Yreka and j.
c. Pelt0n were read. Mr.. Pelton's con tri-
button arrived during the progress Of the
meeting, as his bodily iDfTmities prevented
him from being present himself.
Alter the duet, shall We Meet Beyond
the RiYer?" etc, by the Misses Connell and
Kline, Mrs. Eyster announced that letters
Of condolences had been received from per-
sons living in different parts Of the State,.
and extracts from several were read by Mrs.
Deyliu, the corresponding secretary. A
poem by Marcella a. Fitzgerald was read
by Mrs. Powell, the author not, being able
70 be present a preamble and resolutions
eulogistic Of the deceased and demonstrate
ing the feeling Of the association al the loss
it has sustained were read by Mrs. Sarah 3.
Cooper aud adopted by rising vote.
The audience then sang Nearer, My
God, to Thee" and the service was brought
a
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SEA AND SHORE.
The Cruiser Charleston Arrives Fro
San Diego

The Cruiser Charleston Arrives From
San Diego.
The Oceanic Company's steamer Ala
media, Captain Morse. left on schedule time
yesterday for Honolulu, Auckland and
Sydney, with 60 cabin and IS stseraee pas
sengers. Among them were the Rev. w.
ii. Story Of San Rafael; Charles L. Carter
and j. B. Anterior, wealthy planters, of
Honolulu, ana Harry c. Dissson OF the
well-known manufacturing firm in Phila-
delphia. One passenger for Auckland,
Newman NJ. Williat, goes to the colonies 10
secure fortune Of half a million dollars
left him by his uncle, the late Thomas
MoWbray of Melbourne. Mr.. Williat has
received several medals on this coast for
bravery in saving drowning persons, and
has been engaged under Captain jackson
ia surveying and engineering work at
Golden Gate Park. He will return to this
city after settling up his affairs in the colo
MES This is the Aiameda's ffty-fOuFth
trip under Captain Morse, and the genial
skipper received the usual hearty send eli
yesterday.
The United States cruiser Charleston,
Captain Picking, arrived yesterday morn
ing, 90 hours from San Diego. having
steamed leisurely up the coast. She will
take on quantity of coal, stored away by
the Government near the Pacific Mail dock
ia expectation of the Chilean trouble, and
will remain open to visitors till Thursday,
when she will depart for Astoria.
The American steamer Lakme sailed
yesterday for Central American ports with
a miscellaneous cargo and deekload of
lumber. She will bring back cargo of coffee.
The tramp steamer Sirius sailed for Cen
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-MARRIAGES-DEAT
BORN.


CRUMMEY-In this city; April 20, 1892, to the
wife OF James Crummeyi daughter.
.NIEGAND-In this city. April "a, 1892, TO the
wife OF Eugene A. Wiegand, daughter 80
EIBLN-In this city. APrII 10, 1892, to the wlfe:of
J. H. Z. Eben, daughter. .---*'' =.
LEvY-In this city. April %. 1892, to the wife of
Sigmund Levy. q son. ;.
HUN FEF-In this city, April 90 1892, to the wife
OF Henry L. Hunter. SON.. -.:...<. ''
BUTTERwoRTH--I In this city,. March 90 1892,
10 the wife. OF J. b. Butterworth. a daughter.
TRoY-In this city. April 80, 1892, TO the wife of
X Troy daughter. -. -
READ-In this city, April 26 1892 to the wife. of
John j.. Read, son. g.. 81:
REIMERs-In this city, Aprir24. 1892, to the wife
=. OF John A G. Re liners, aGaughter.:>' -
NULLIG AN-Tn this city, April 20. 1892, to.the
:: wife OF James +. Muigsn, daughter. -
:. KRAMER-En THIS city,. April "a 1892; TO the
wife Of Lu Kramer, a dauEhter. -:
KLENeK In this city, April ~ 1892, .tothe wife
OF J. + Klenck, a daughter.
LEHN-Iq this city. April %, 1892, to the wife of
George Iehn, son..
WATERFORD this city; April 2s, 1892
to the wife OF George Weatherford, a SON.
.GOLDRING In THIS city. April 80 1892, to the
wife OF A. Goldriug..a daughter:
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=
S arsaparilIa
Cures.

medicines, one OF which was Hoods Sarsapar-
lila, and offered me the choice. i took Hoods
ssrsaparills and gradually began 10 feel better
aad stronger, and slowly the sores on my eyes
and In my ears healed. eau now
Hear and See as Well rs Ever.
There are only slight traces of the eczema.
Whenever see Hoods Sarssparllla now al
ways feel like bowling ard saying thank you.'
Friends who have not seen me since began TAX
Ing Hoods Sarsaparllla look In surprise and ask
what did me so much good" MRS. AMANDA
PAISLEY, 176 Lander street. Ncwburgh, N Y. -
Hoods Pills cure all Liver HIS BiIiousness,
Sick Headache, Indigestion.
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Baggage NotIce.

ROund-trip transfer tickets are now on sale
at any OF our offices at reduced rates, VIZ: One
trunk. round trip so cents; single trip, 30 cents
Keep your baggage checks until you reach this
city. Morton Special Delivery, II Geary street
4o5 Taylor. Oakland ferry depot.
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AUCTION SALES.
CHAS. LEVY r. en-.

AUCTIoNEEhS AND COMMISSION MERCHANTS
Salesroom-ll35 Market ST., bet. 7th and 9Th.
Regular Salesdays-Tuesday and Friday.
To- RROW.
= -
AT II O'Clock A. NJ, at private residence.
1901 WASHINGTON ST., COR. hyde,
I'VE WILL
largo and elegant assortment of Furnf-
ture, Rich Parlor Upholstery, Body
Brussels Carpets, Etc,
Contained IN the above, comprising l Elegant Par
Tor Set IN Pilk plush: Walnut Bedroom Sets with
spring and curled-hair top mattresses: Body Brus-
sells Carpets throughout the house: Lace Curtains
PoFtiefss Mirror back Sideboards; Hat-raek; Wal
nut Fxtension-tabe, with Chairs to match: Oak
Folding beds Chnaware Glassware and every
thlng appertRlning to household furnishings
myl2 CHAS. LEVY CO., Auctioneera
The morning call., 1892-05-01

The new rules Of the Supreme Court, re-
Gently adopted Ito take effect after July Il.
by that tribunal. as printed in the Evening
Bulletin of the 27th inst. can be relied on
as being strictly correct having been thor
oaghly revised by the clerk of the court.
Attorneys can obtain copies at the Bulletin
office, 622 Montgomery street. Price cents.*
The morning call., 1892-05-01

CAPTAIN CARRIERS LECTURE-Captain Car
ter viii lecture In Metropolitan Hall this after
noon on the coming crisis, and viii, according TO
announcement, deal with 1.-THE near approach Of
the last great physical conYulsion."
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The FLIGHT OF INsECTs.-Dr. II. II. Behr
viii tomorrow night address the Academy OF
Sciences, and bis subject will be the fight OF In.
The morning call., 1892-05-01

GOSPEL SERyICE.-This afternoon at 3
O'Clock several young men Will address the mass
meeting at tho Christian Association Hall. Sub.
lecf, "A Young Mans Greatest Need"
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DIED.

o'coNNoR--In In: this city. April 30, 1892 Catherine
beloved wife of Timothy O'COnEor, and sister of
Patrick, John and NOrah Keneay, Mrs. Julia
Tracy and Mrs. Mary Moore. native OF the parish
OF Ballylongford, County Kerry. Ireland. aged 20
years
AS- Friends and acquaiBtance are respectfully
invited TO attend the funeral THIS. DAY (Sun-
day.. at o'clock A. NJ. from her late residence.
So Sierra street. between Kentucky and Tenues-
see: thence 80 ST. Theresas Church, where
sOiomn requiem high mass win be celebrated for
the repose of her sout commencing at Q 80 O'Clock
N Interment Mount Calvary Cemetery. So
BURKE-in this city, April 90 1892 q his resi-
dence S24 Powell street. Judge Etheibert Burke
native of Virginia. aged ~ years.
RB-funerai services at IL O'Clock A. ". THIS
DAY Sunday. st the Central Methodist
Episcopal Church. Mission street, between Sixth
and Seventh. Interment private
MINER-In this city, April 20, 1892, Emily o.
Miner, beloved mother OF Mrs. Walter M. Cordy,
Clark ID. and Charles II. Miner, native OF Mystic
Bridge. Conn, aged SO years.
nEFTlends ana scquaintances are respectfully
invited to attend the funeral THIS DAY (Sun-
day). at 80 O'Clock P. NJ, from the residence OF
her daughter. 1913 Hartford street, between Nine
teeuth anu Twentieth. Noe and Castro. Inter-
ment |. .. o. 4. Cemetery.
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When shall we arrange for our little party TO-
spend day In the Hammam Parlors Of the Pied
monI RgfhG9 = -
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. Thank You !"
.SCrOfula and Eczema Cured.

What stronger proof is needed of the eff
ficacy of Hoods Sarsaparilla than this from
Mrs. Amanda Paisley, an estimable Chris
tan lady. for many years a COMMUNICATE of
Trinity Episcopal Church.. Newbursh,
n. .Y.? :..ts:
=" For several yeats was badly AFFLICTED with
eczema and seroftila sores. eoyefing. almost the
whole OF one Side OF my face nearly to the top OF
my head. Running sores discharged from both
ears. My eyes were very bad, the
49, Eyelids So Sore
it was painful opening or closing them. For
nearly year Twas so deaf as TO be unable 10
hear anything: i went to the hospital aud had
IAN operation performed for the removal OF a
.cataractfrom one eye. One day my sister brought
me TIVE different :. :.
The morning call., 1892-05-01

BERTELIHG has The only reliable methods %
fl ceieetiYs sight. 427 Kearny street.
The morning call., 1892-05-01

PRACTICAL TALK TO Young MEN.-Mr. H.
Maltorn, business man Of this city, will give
practical talk % the members Of tie German
branch OF the Young MeD's Christian Assoela-
ton, In the upper hall, al O'Clock this after
The morning call., 1892-05-01

@U q
Il.n0-
'.sss,zs
1920, 1922, 1924 Market St. and lo7, 100 Post St.
KNIT UNDERWEAR.

LADIES' JERSEY RIBBED VESTS. low neck and
sleeveless, or Yaeck, OF good quality, usual
price 35c, now at 25c.
LADIES' JERSEY RIBBED LISEE-THREAD
VESTS, low neck and sleeveless, In pink blue
gold and cream. trimmed with silk ribbons reg
uiar 5O-cent grade now al 35e.
LADIES' LISLE-THREAD JERSEY RIBBED
VESTS. high neck and long sleeves, 76-cens
grade, now az Soc.
The morning call., 1892-05-01

Those afflicted with ellher or both troubles Will
appreciate this letter from Joshua Harvey OF
5O1O Elm avenue, Philadelphia. Pa.
=. 81 have used ALLCOCK's Porous PLAsTERs
for Thirty years, and have always found them
efficacOus in coughs. colds. pulmonary COM
plants, rheumatism and pains In the back. |
also was subject to violent attacks Of catarrh or
cover the forehead all over aud applied 1t on 90.
ing to bed. Slept well and got up with clear
head, and nose stopped running, eyes bright,
aud all pain in the head and nose gone. Some
times | am attacked with extreme hOaTseness,
but always relieved byan ALLcoCR's Porous
PLASTER around the throat
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BADNESS CURED.

NOT GUESSWoRK, BUT BASED
L upon scientific knowledge OF the requirements
necessary 70 hair growth Open Tuesday, Thurs
day and saturday EVENING" MRS. NICHOLS. ITO
Market ST.. room so. ap6 Suwe tf
The morning call., 1892-05-01

$500 very. 'fauuty BLOUSE SUITS, 10 ..:
- different patterns, Bges-4 TO IA -
- and. Quoted-as bargain elsewhere q TX
J.: sc $685., here for. -. ......::.-.::I1l III
The morning call., 1892-05-01

1900 CAPE. 0YERC0ATS; latest pat :
: terns spring weight, ages Pa To- II 60 Fin.
MQEll. ~
The morning call., 1892-05-01

To our ut-or-town patrons-Our New Illustrated
Catalogue Is now ready and viii be mailed 10 you
free Send in your name for copy.
Parcels delivered free In this city. Oakland ALI
ms1a Berkeley and San Rafael, Sausato and Mil
Valley.
The morning call., 1892-05-01

1900 .sTYLISH. STRING suits, pleat:... :: :
:: ed blouse and double breast ed..SackG1 nm
- styles, ages, to.I4, worth 81 75..@. .99.VU
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aANpKERcHIEFs.

This week special values In EMBROIDERED JAP.
ASESE SILK HAHDKERCHIEFS. EMBROID-
Erred CHIFFON HANDKERCHIEFS and WHITE
EMBROIDERED LAWN and LINEN HASDKER-
CHIEFS, all well worth soc, now at the uniform
price of $50.
The morning call., 1892-05-01

A Party Question Which the Ladies'
Must Decide.
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KID GLOVES.

Special lot OF 8-BUTTON MOUSQUETAIRE
DRESSED KID GLOVES. tans, browns aId blacks,
81 80 quality, now at 81.
BELTS-All the novelties OF this season now in
stock In Leather. Velvet. Six aud Beaded. IN all
the new bodice styles.
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KollbGPg, Strauss & Fr0Alal

1920, 1922, 1924 Market st. and lO7, 100 Post ST.
my1 1t
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Boys Knee Pants Suits
Boys Long Pants Suits.

" Atthis season of the year we are showing
some very pretty effects, both in shades and pat
terms, in our BOYS LONG PANTS SUIT stock.
trade winners from the everyday garments to
the Sunday GO to-neetin" dress SUITS our stock
abounds with the demands Of all. -
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-06-07

4 correspondent sends il *',rue story"
OF street cN. lr,Iitenros. and :*~e publish
it with mitch pleasure. =.
All **e1s't:t .ics: s:>w.ls pushing down sub
urban tliorauEltare. WHEN it wa hailed
by Ill: old wo1na1l. evidently froln thu
country. The rar >t"ll"1 AND after
muc, bustlit+S and putting the WOMAN
.ot ia. ut the same tiane asking the con-
ductnr t> please take lter to Fl certain
street. -:
BY d circuitou> route tile cur sonn
reached the <trttt she had asked for.
anil III. co11tlu<:tur =r',t1ly announced tho
fact. Overcome with JOY 70 ti,'u herself
ut her destination. sh4 squeezed ont,
saying to thu conarr:ur as s}.e passed
l1i1n. her face bcu141ili@ with gratitude:
II thunkv.. very nn1th, s11 I'm very
much oblec"td t. ~. loTt ye didn't
have to 70 ar out .qf yer why t. gtt 1.e
here. "~-Iou;h'a Cot4,'a11luE.
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-06-07
i tsr..!lt: I'ity.

Ever! the kiEdcst hearted Of Us some.
times s;sy things TINT, without. explnna'
ton. sound rather ol1. 1t was nne of
the hest women who ssli,] to }tr l1ua a}and,
"What ri1y it is that nne of our
nci1I1>mrs ure i'll just now +:
"Why:" WAS the surprised query.
"Bteau$e it they were"l could: send
them some of this nice jelly" was the
complacent answer. bits -
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-06-07

Do you know whit is the best bur-
glar trap, OF, rather, burglar warning7
It is newspaper. Spread a good
sized one across hall floor. The
burglar cannot leap over it without
making noise. The same result
will attend an effort to fold it up,
and to walk on it il to rouse the
house. Spread a few newspapers on
tho stairs, one on the rail, SO that
the man cannot take to that, and
sleep in peacc till the crisp rustic
comes that let's you know Of danger
or the tut. There can he no silent
provling over newspapers. New
mort News
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-06-07

Outtt-Iour boat II II fast st4iler.
Skipper tllir:l cat|,ont )~Iou bet hl!c's .
fast Tha1'- }ccatl@t. ier bottom is
smooth. She's smooth ns Il bottle. Jus
choek up another sanding tr tw''
please; til wind il frc.hcni>l and caIs't
leave tho tillcr. Coin ter lie ii gale,
G11t,ss.
Outer~Havc you examined the but
tom lately.
:5kippcr-Onlv las week. wu* cut
with party I'LL we uI'>ot. sand jus tell
Won that there bottom was 80 e1ntm:ll
,4ot one Of 1ls could holtl onto 1t.--Ntw'
York Weekly.