New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1892-02-24

| Lie. I Ou are DOund to be SucceSSIlll;
there can be no such thing as fail.
An opportunity like this to make an
independent fortune in short time,
on comparatively. small investment
is well worth a favorable considera.
ton, ahd should not be rejected hastily
from conscientious scruples or other
wise. .Itwas never intended that one man
should have millions and another moth.
ing. The wealth and good things of this
world are too unevenly distributed.
Others have grown rich around yoa, but
they were not slow to grasp opportuni-
ties, and unless you have enough mon
ey to live comfortably on for the rest
OF your days, this is just the business
you want to take hold of, as the goods
can be handled with perfect safety and
immense profit to yourself, and enable
you to provide competency for your
old age and pass your remaining years
in ease and comfort. No wrong in it.
Uncle Sam has millions of our money
locked up in the Treasury, uselessly
and unjustly so. I know that you have
some distance to come, but considering
the tremendous profits and no risks
whatsoever, it is well worth the slight
Inconvenience of a journey here, aad
as far ss expenses are concerned I will
make liberal allowance to cover them
and [ promise that if you do not find
my goods just as represented, or should
you upon any reasonable pretext what
soever decline to consumate a trade, |
guarantee to refund you your entire ex-
penses. from the time you leave home
till you return, and make liberal al
lowance for loss of time, Inconvenience
to business, etc. Now, sir, your own
good sense should tell you / can have
no object in misrepresenting my goods
and bringing you here on FOOLS er-
rand, and do not, because am in this
line of business, doubt my word or con-
slider me otherwise than meaning you
well, as you are not asked to invest a
single dollar till you have seen. exam
ined and are thoroughly satisfied in
every respect, and have the goods in
your own possession. My terms are,
three hundred dollars buys three thou
sane in my goods. Four hundred dol
lars buys five thousand; five hundred
dollars buys seven thousand; six hum
dred and fifty dollars buys ten thousand,
and one thousand dollars buys twenty
thousand. Three thousand for three
hundred dollars is the very smallest
amount will sell under any circum-
stances. l will give you the Estate
Right, that is the sole privilege of
handling the goods throughout your
State, if you invest from six hundred
and fifty dollars and upwards. Re-.
member, [ sell my goods so cheaply on
the first deal in order to give my custo-
mer a fair start to build up trade. On
all after deals, which surely follow, I
charge Is cents on the dollar. will
not do retail trade, as thereby it
would let too many into the business
and it's secrets. Now, sir, when you
have fully made up your mind and pre-
pared TO come on, obey the following
instructions, and do only just as [ tell
you. Be guided by my experience and
advice and you will do just right.
First: Do not aslong us you live eyer
write Ame letter; if you do [ shall re-
fuse to receive l., and furthermore all
| business relations between us will end.
Don't forget this, and remember Imean
exactly what I say. Second: When
ready to come and see me, send me a
Telegraph Dispatch and say in. it: s'All
right, send B. B. Number 379 at once"
s.Do not sign your own name to your
dispatch, but sign it James, John, or
| William or any name you wish, but be
sure to word and number it as above,
and I will know who it is FROM"
.'On receipt of your telegram, I will
Immediately send you simple and plain
instructions how to see and know me,
and will appoint place of meeting at
some hotel, in some town within SO
miles of this city, where I will meet
you if possible. Should anything hap
pen that cannot get there, I will send
trusted messenger to see yon. Don't
attempt to come on to find me without
first telegraphing to nae for instruc-
tions. Send kilograms, which will be
promptly received, to the enclosed ad-
dress"
81 hope you Will take no ofense at
the above, if you do not like the bust
ness, and will trust in hour honor not
to do me any harm. Please destroy
this letter. Yours respectfully and in