New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-03-13
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

"The Desver Coli sun" celebrated its first birthday
on the 9Th inst During the year OF It's existence
Is growth and success have been phenomenal. even
for the West IL now claims a daily circulation Of
5000. with business OF more than quarter Of
million dollars year. and easily takes rank as one
Of the ablest and most progressive newspapers In
the West. It's publishers and editor may Well be
pleased by It's record and enthusiastic It's pros
poets.
The Cause Of His sickness-Mrs. Potter-well,
wonder what Kept you out all night tn, tmei
Jack Potter at up with SICK friend
Mr, P0tcr-What was his complaint
Mr. Pottcr-lle complained that the rest OF
cheated him.-tluck.
To Trust OR NOT TO TRUST.
Il would trust In woman, named Kttle.' he
said,
Will, She sat at his elbow. not turning her head,
Untl osc at the table pcrceivlng the sense
or his words introduced them. lie made pretence
AZ asking her pardon lis Kittic' your name!
| am sorry7 said he, "you chrstcned the same
Time has shifted the scene VIII you not be my
wife ?"
lie had asked her why, how could you trust one
for life
cbrl,t,.,ed Kttlel7 she qucricd, "Oh, comet don't
you see"
He continued, "that If you were married to me,
You and would be then, my mlschevous elf,
And 'twould be mere question OF trusting ones
SELF NELLY Ia RUE BROWN.
Not proposal-The young mans face flushed,
and his manner was strangely agitated. As he ad-
dressed the iar grl before I whom he Stood i""'
Miss blanche" he said d" hesltatcd about coming
to you but my feelings have empowered me- at last
VIII il he too much for me to ask ~
" Pray 20 on said the maiden. with heart wildly
beating his voice ait@l1d Yes they were ere comm G
waited for Pray 20 on she said again, rs lie still
stood looking at her with burning eyes.
came To ask you, Miss Banche--
YES" she smiled cncouranngly; /. ..-.,.o
off that recipe which you said you had for wardlng OH
the grippe I'm sure ! am going TO have IT, and those
confoundcd doctors always charge two prices for a
prescription. ~ Pharmaceutical Era
Fnumentor-And will yer tell me how 10 spell yer
name Mister Noyesl
Mr. " (mpdly)-Noyes.
Enumerator-Onccr arrest dis yerc gent for refusn'
TO answer der questions
TIE QUESTION.
lie.
asked her to-day.
I.ut she gave mo answer.
Neither word would she say,
Though asked her to-day
In the most approved way
OF the modern romancer.
I asked her today.
But she gave answer.
SIZE.
lie has spoken at last
shall | take him or leave hlml
At my feet he Is cast:
lie has spoken nj Last.
ii his hopes | should blast,
would II really gfl"Nc hlm
lie has spoken at last
Shall take him leave him.
HER MAMMA.
Is he rich. a. they say.
or pcnniless mnskerl
must find out to-day
II he's rich. as they say
For she's not said him nay.
And again he may ask her.
is he rich. a. they say.
or pennileSS maskerl
frank Preston smart In Yankee Blade.
4 wclltodo, wellfed London clergyman recently
preached to a congregation of poor people In the
slums, and took for his topic: How 10 be Happy
Though Hungry lie coquently reminded his
hearers that though they might be hungry In this
world. they would be filed In the next world and
therefore discomfort with their lot was n gricvous
Sin.
1t Would be swallowed.-Gaswell-So one stlg
gess that Il and lIogg be the Democratic candidates
Tor President and Nice-Presdent.
Dukanc-lou mean Hogg, the Governor OF Texas
suppose
think II would be better TO make IIogg the can
ddate for President and put Governor Russell of
Boston, for Vice President.
What would be particularly popular about that y,
1t would be pork and beans ticket -(Plttsburg
Chronicle.