The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1892-01-21
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j Salt Lake City.is 300 strong.
!. . Sixteen tons of steel pens are ex-
= ported from Birmingham, England, week
,f ly.
:. The California State prison has 6
convict who is over one hundred years
old.
! = Defiance, Ia, has q man five feet
! six inches in height, who weighs but six.
= ty five pounds.
: When man speaks the truth you
. may count pretty surely that he possesses
most other virtues.
"A Connecticut man has invented q
machine which automatically feeds his
chickans at night and morning. 1t is run
by clockwork.
, = The Knights of Labor, of Fort
Worth, Texas. report that in that city
over so per cent. of the working people
are out of employment.
- The frog, owing to its peculiar con.
struction, cannot breathe with the mouth
open, and would die from suffocation if
we're kept open forcibly.
"A trial convinces the most skepticaL
Carefully prepared, pleasant to tho taste,
is valuable remedy. Wilhite &, Wilhite.
Jack--Well, Jim, I proposed to
Miss Summers last night. Jim-Did she
give you her heart? No-but I got a
piece of her mind.
- One of the latest discoveries of the
scientists is that the germs of yellow fe-
yer may be conveyed from tropical coun.
tries in the plumage Of birds.
= Charles Beyerlein, of East st. Louis,
has fallen heir to fortune of 100000
left by nephew in New York, who he
thought to be beggar.
You may cough and cough and cough
and cough and cough, but you will Motif
you take De Wits Cough and Consump-
tion Cure. Wilhite e. Wilhite.
Forty five thousand dollars in cash,
aecreted by Thomas Higgs, farmer,
who died near Decatur, ILL.,, last week,
has been found in the house.
= We should always extend helping
hand 10 the man who is trying to come
up from the gutter, provided he doesn't
bring the gutter up with him.
1t is said to be fact, though not
generally known, that the light Of the
sun and the moon exercises a deletorious
effect on knives and other edged tools.
What measures are you taking to s
stop that cough? Let us suggest De II
Wits Cough and Consumption euro. It
is infallible. Wilhite White.
"A man may 60 to heaven without
health, without riches, without honors,
without learning, without friends; but
he can never get there without Christ.
In $4,000 years, it is said, the earth
will be incased in solid mass of ice.
There will. then, at least, be no one to
grumble about green Christmases.
South Carolina produced more than
one.third of the entire amount of phos.
phate rock mined in the world in 1890, s.
the output being six hundred thousand
tons. r.
-"An honest pill is tie noblcst work
of the apothecary." De Wits Little
Early Risers cure constipation, bilious
ness and sick headache. White & Will
hite.
= AS an indication of advancing civ
ilization among the red men, it is an
nounced that the Yuba Indians, of Cali
fornia, are about to build theatre ef-
their own.
= Plumduf': Has that charming
widow any property? Ketchum: Yes,
considerable. Plumduff: Real estate or
personal? Ketchum: Personal She
has six children.
= 1t isan established fact that De Wits
Little Early Risers have an enormous
sale, and why? Simply because they are
pleasant in taking and happyi in results. A
pill for the multitude. White &, Wilhite.
= The consumption of eggs in Paris is
extraordinary. According to
a municipal statement the city consumed
last year no less than $4,000 tons, equal
to 147 eggs per capita.
"A physician declares that the best
known remedy for the grip is champagne.
The prescription is pleasant one, but
the price of having it filled will force
most of tho afflicted to adopt cheaper
remedies.
- Father: Well, Tommy, how do you
think you will like this little new fellow
for brother? Tommy inspecting the
new infant somewhat doubtfully): Have
We got to keep him, papa, or is he onlya
sample?
- Our experience covers many ills,
many pills and many bills. Our ills are
smaller, our pills are smaller and our billie
are smaller when we use Dc WittsLittls
Early Risers. White & Wilhite. ~
= In some sections Of this country a su-
perstition exists that when death occurs
IN house the mirrows in the different
rooms must be carefully covered until af-
;er the funeral, lest the face of the corpse
De photographed in the glass.
Some immense vegetables were late.
y exhibited at Greats Falls, Mon. There
s a sugar-beet weighing twenty-five
pounds, a twenty.pound turnip, a FIVE
,ound potato, pumpkin weighing 12O
pounds and cabbage three feet in diam
ter, all raised in that vicinity.
= You don't want torpid liver. You
lon't want a bad complexion. You don't
want bad breath. You don't want a
headache. Then use De Wits Little
Carly Risers. the famous little pills.
White & Wilhite.
The Census Bureau has summed up
he immigration statistics of the last fifty
ears, showing that within the half
century nearly 100000 foreigners have
anded on our shores in addition to the
ourists who came with the intention to
eturn.
= Charles Reed, of Fairview Farm,
lear Gallatin, Tenn, the other day paid