The Sauk Centre herald. (Sauk Centre, Stearns County, Minn.) 1886-current, 1892-08-11
What They Say.

aDlS To COuCTOt the house.
What They Say.
That K:nnamon, proprietor of the
fashionable tonsorial parlors in town,
does seriously contemplate putting in
bath-tubs.
That Fred was sorely afflicted with
dyspepsia, and did use certain med
icine which did him much good that one,
by the name of Robt. did substitute vine
gar and water for the said certain medi-
cine, and Fred did take thereof and the
Improvement was wonderful, and that
he rejoiced much and did sell more cloth.
ing, boots and shoes, hats and caps at
cheaper prices then eyer before.
That there was a slight misunder-
standing between two tillers of the soil,
on Monday.
That he did ride on the by-streets at
first; that the evening zephyrs did gently
toll with his curly locks, that he in time
did become holder, land after the sudden
shock of the city councils economy, and
the street lights were extinguished at
twelye), and did ride on those darkened
streets, that his health did improve, and
he became a good judge not only Of a
watch-wheel but safety-wheel.
That Frank Minnette wears a politi.
cal-smile.
That this city will have one of the best
equipped Touring mill in the northwest,
in the near future.
That the soft intermetzo -contralto :
cent-a-piece croak of the juvenile frog
has ceased to charm.
That some of the street-lights don't
light.
Thata man stood by the way-side and
gave pills to the poor on Monday.
That Webb welded the mighty pen
of the Avalanche this week.
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES.
That the school-marms mostly wear
Harrison and Reid caps.
That Knute Nelson will be our next
governor.
That Robt. Kells has his handsome
residence nearly completed, and it is not
for rent.
That parties who use the water from
the mains, should cultivate enough fore
sight to close the taps when the alarm
of fire is sounded in the day time, and at
night when they retire.
That the Big Boston stores have a
giantic display ofdry goods cases in front
of their stores, which means an immense
stock OF fall goods has arrived.
That the tonsorial parlors OF Kinna-
mons will soon begraced with the latest
style of Climax chairs.
That one by the name of Henry has
done some very neat lettering for the Big
Bost on stores, you will have no trouble
to frld the same.
That Marcus Flyer has the profound
pleas ure Of announcing the he has Sc.
cured the contract for the ia rewell Amer.
lean tour OF the one and only diva
Mme. Adelina Nicolini Patti. Be il
known that this is the genuine and only
original Patti farewell, having no con
nectIon whatever with the cheap, pre-
sumptu Gus, tear-stained. last-year's
made-over, rejuvenated-antique, blanket
mort gage, ten-cents-on-a-dollar, bucket
shop, snifae-and-wink farewells; but j:
tie 746,421st-and-lastly, yaledictorian
requiescat-in-pace, ta-ta, see-Patti-and
die. farewell. Positively her 621, 1872
421s and final appearance in that
thro bling, melting. sobbing. one-act
one-role, scereless, actless drama, Home
Sweet Home!" T$i$c$k$e$t$s R$e$a$
o$n<;a$b$l$e. 7x9 handkerchiefs, tear
bott les, onions and rubber boots to rent
in the foyer, Call early and get your
size. Form line at the ticket Office now
as the sale begins in November. Lin,
will please form through Harlem on thu
plank-road toward Albany. In case o
unprecedented rush, take the Erie cana
towpath toward Buffalo. AS MADAME
Patti undertook, some forty years ago
to say farewell to everybody in America
she has found that two generations o
people have since sprung up who hav,
been denied this privilege. It is to thes,
two generations that she comes to bic
urevoir !" in blocks of FIVE thousand
z. T.
A little boy with shining pail,
Wandered gently down the dale
To where the cow with brindle tail
On clover her palate did regale.
Far DER the billowly dale,
A bumble-bee did gently sail
To where the boy with shining pail
MIXED the cow with brindle tail.
The bee lit down on the cows left ear
Her heels few up through the atmo.
sphere,
And through the bows of cherry
tree
The boy scared into eternity.
County Superintendent L. J. Rocholl
has just received communication from
the State Superintendent informing him
that the examinations for teachers as an
nounced in circular No. have been mis-
interpreted. The following corrections
of times and places of the holding of the
different examinations are noted: The
examina tiOns at Sauk Centre will he