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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-01-14
Wanted Head Put ON Him.

An old man with a head as desti
tute of hair as a watermelon entered
a Manhattan avenue drug store and
told the clerk he wanted a bottle Of
hair rcstOrer.
what kind of hair restorer do you
PREFER"
81 reckon I'll have to take a bottle
of red-hair restorer That was the
color it used to be when | was boy.
Texas Siftings.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-01-14
His Explanation.

"Your marriage was the result OF
love at first sight, wasn't it?"
YES" replied 1.-THE near-sighted
friend Il never will forget that day
Only time in my life | was ever
known to forget my glasses. Judge
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-01-14

Drowned faces framed in chaplets OF hop
vines. On a cambria scarf drawn across
them were inscribed the words, 1.-THE
best three" One of these young women
Is the daughter OF a rich land owner in
the neighborhood, and had joined the
hop pickers to regain her health, which
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-01-14

Va.
I ,h n'sohS entering the main
4 lbo town indicate the chief
! I'm, country. If it be "wool
/ Sen e IS noticeable among the
ASIA V The wool market. 1t
h cl,nu uer, reSolute-faced wom-
sfideOa,i,h plain dark garments,
|aae W there for a purpose.
|Eedrpd,ao dispose of her bales OF
F@ n~o and hundreds of them
Elt6io0on. inquiring, and is one
|he rs sheep raisers in Mem
Pies os Snse of her flocks cover
fertile valley and foot
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-01-14
I.OYaI.

Morrison-Haye you noticed how
Stivey Winthrop always wears "A
glove on his right hand?
Janson-Y a'as. He met the Prince
Of Wales ana shook hands with him
in London last summer. Hasn't
washed his hand since. Has to keep
it gloyed. Life,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-01-14
No, the Right Kind of a Flush.

so she has rejected you?," y
"Alas, yes" 4< =
why, l thought you said you had
great hope from the fact THAI she al
ways flushed up when her name was
mentioned in connection with yours"
Yes, but | have discoxered that it
wasn't the right kind OF "a flush.
wasn't. eh?" ~
mo, it was the flush of mortifica-
ton. New York Press.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-01-14
No Doubt.

Justice Young man, do you under
stand the nature of an oath?
Boy-Yes, sir, | used to be tele-
phone boy at central Office. Comic.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-01-14
On the Continent.

Chicago man Ito stranger)--How
are you? Nice day to-day. Where
do you hail from?
Stranger "a German prince)-Sir, |
do not hail; reign. Judge. /,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-01-14
n Way They Have,

Gummey-I left my gun standing
in this corner half hour ago, and
now it isn't here.
Gargoyle-W it loaded?
Gummey-No.
Gargoyle- Then it's gone off. IN
loaded guns always do. Judge.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-01-14
waiting for Her.

Winkle-fIave you seen Miss Twit-
ter in her new tailor-made gown?
Nodd-No. She was out walking
when / called.
WAS any one else at home?"~
yes. The tailor who made it was
there. Cloak Review.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-01-14
NATURE Is ATHEIST
,roRNIA JUST BEFORE
W. THE RAINS.

-, tsyor in All the Inland VAL
kSp painful Absence of the Royal
Gold of the Eastern Slope
| N. root Bear.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-01-14

had been seriously impaired by close
confinement at school.
The aroma of the hops is said to act
miraculousIy in curing certain nervous
disorders, Nearly 5000 OF the popu u
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-01-14
HUMOR OF THE WEEK.
STORIES TOLD BY FUNNY MEN
OF THE PRESS.
Many Odd. Curious, and Laughable
Phases of Human Nature Graphically
Portrayed by Eminent Word Artists Of
Our Own Day.
On the Bridge Cars.

Mrs. Fulton - What a terrible
crush!
Mrs. Joralemon- Terrible! and NO
bargain counter. What waste OF
energy!-Puck.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-01-14

Sound from the steps-"Zw-i-i-pp."
Voice from above-"Tek OH yo,
rubbers fore yo' comes in, Ruby. |
don't want dat hall ile-cloth all
mussed up"--Judge.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1892-06-30
An Ordinance

Fixing the amount of license to be paid by any
hawker, peddltr, etc and amending original
section ITO Of the Revised Ordinances Of the
Village Of Hilshoro, o.
Be it ordained by the Council OF the Incor.
porsted Village OF Hillsboro, o, that
SECTION I. ANY hswker. peddler, auctioneer
OF horses o. othsr sujnsls. on the highways or
public grounds, or huckster In the public
streets or markets. OF the village, except as
otherwise provided by law, shall. before engag-
ing in such occupation in the village. obtain a
license from the Mayor, which license shall
contain the name Of the person to whom is
sued, the purpose of the license aud the period
for which it shall be in force. Ihe Mayor shall
racpiv" - H~snting such license, before the
same be issue0, The sums following, to-wit: for
each hawker or paddlef, not more than twenty.
1--WE nor less than FIVE dollars, per day; for
each suctioneer of horses.or ether animals, not
more than twenty-five nor less than five dol
lars, per day ard for each huckster, not more
than twenty-five dollars nor less than i've dol
lars, per day provided that any owner Of any
product Of bis own raising, or the menufac-
turer Of any article manufactured BY him in
this State, may vend or sell In any way by him.
self, or agent, any such article or product
SEC. a. That original section ITO be and the
same is hereby repealed.
SEC. 8. That this ordinance shall Ee in effect
and full force from and after it's publication
according 10 l..w. H. D. DAVIS, Mayor.
N. H. AYnEs Clerk.
Passed June 22d, 1892.
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Strong Witnesses,

Among the thousands of testimonials
of cures by DR.. Miles New Heart Cure,
is that OF Nathan Allisons, well known
citizen of Glen Rock, Pa, who for years
had shortness of breath, sleeplessnesa,
pain in left side, shoulders, smothering
spells. etc. one bottle of Dr. Miles New
Heart Cure and one box of Nerve and
Liver Pills, cured him. Peter Jaquet,
Salem, N. j., is another witness, who
for twenty years suffered with Heart
Disease, was pronounced incurable by
physicians, death stared him in the face,
could not lie down for fear OF smother.
ing to death. Immediately after using
the New Cure he felt better and could
lie down and sleep all night, and is now
well man. The New Cure is sold, also
Free Book, by Seybert & Co.
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y. of v. EncamYment.

The Tenth Annual Encampmeut OF
the Sons OF Veterans OF the Ohio Divis-
ion will be held at Chillicothe during
the week beginning July 4tb and endinc
July 9th. One half fare rates hevc been
secured on all the railroads in the State
and an unusally large attendance is an.
ticipated
Nearly 5000 Sons took part in the last
Encampmeut at Toledo. Chillcothe is
more centrally located and thus more
easily accessible. There is every reason
to believe, therefore, that the numbers
will very greatly exceed those at the
Lake city.
The Chillico.he people who have IN
enviable reputation for their free, open
handed hospitality, are doing everything
in their power to make the occasion a
thoroughly pleasant one to all the many
strangers who will take part in it. Ex
tensive arrangements have been made
for camp fires, fire works, competitive
drills by bands and military com 9anies,
parades, military balls, etc. The week
is sure to be gala one for the old but
charming metropolis of the State.
The Ohio Ladies' Aid Society of the
Sons meets during the same week and il
is believed that not less than 800 of onr
fair Buckeye women will take part in it.
These two es At events certainly aG, j
d splendid opportunity for our Sons nnd
citizens to spend few days in a free
and glorious outing.
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Notice to Contractors-Schoo
House Letting.

Healed proposals viii be received ct the Office
Of the Clerk Of the Board Of Education OF
Paint township, Highland county, Ohio. In
New Petersburg until twelve O'Clock at noon
on the LIST day Of August, 1892, for building .
brick school house in sub district No. 8 Grains
boro) of said township according TO plans and
specifications OH file In said office. Each bid
must contain the name OF evcry person inter-
ested in the came and be accompanied by q
sufficient guaranty OF some disinterested party
that II the bid Ia accepted contract will be
entered into and the performance OF it proper
ly secured. The bid for each kind OF material
called for by the specifications must be stated
sepsrably and the price Of each given. and the
price Of labor must also bs separAbly stated.
None but the lowest responsible bid will be 90
cepted, and the Board may reject all bids.
Contractors will bid with the understanding
that all the mate isl in the cid building that Is
suitable will be used in the construction Of the
new.
By order Of the Board Of Education.
MARION d. WILLIAMS. Clerk.
New Petersburg, o. June 25th, 1892,
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1892-06-30

TIE Seventh District Congressional
Convention, which met 8t Washington
c. II. on last Tuesday, w"s in session
u,ver two days, and took G2l votes bofore
reaching conclusion. Hon. G. H Will
son, of London, Madison county, dark
horse who had not been voted for before,
received ON that ballot 81 votes, or two
snore than enough to nominate, through
q combination OF the supporters of Gen.
Keller, Hon. John f. Locke and Hon
A. r. Cteamer. The solution Of the
dilTiculty is regarded as q very happy
one, and the selection of Mr.. Wilson is
entirely satisfactory to the friends of the
other candidates.
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commerce has been vastly extended,
our industries have thriven, our land
has been prosperous. As the head of
the nation he has stood for the last two
years between the people and the dis.
asters which would have assuredly fol-
lowed such reckless legislation as the
Democratic Congress would have inflict-
ed on us had the way been clear.
Knowing that his veto would kill any or
all free trade and free coinage bills they
might enact, they have only showed
their teeth and snarled. In short,
Benjamin Harrison has shown to all the
world that he is man among men.
Last autumn the people of Ohio had
the same issue in their campaign for
Governor; the year before the McKin
ley tariff bill, coming upon the people
thirty days before the election, misrep.
resented, misunderstood, belied, had
brought US to defeat, but the Republican
party with its customary and chivalric
bravery assumed the championship of
that bill and, to have no doubt in any
mind, made the author OF that bill its
leader, electing him by over twenty
thousand majority. In Democratic
Connecticut, since, the gentleman who,
next to Mckinley, was mostly responsi.
bic for that bill has been elected Gov.
ernol by proportionate plurality. On
the same issue the national campaign is
TO be fought, the Republicans are in
solid ranks on the issues presented, the
Democracy divided on the questions OF
tariff, silver coinage and personal prefer
ences, with prospect OF extensive delec-
tons to the Alliance party in several of
the southern States. Never was our
outlook better. Never bad the Repub.
LEANS more reason to thank God and
take courage.
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Found-A Democratic Principle.

For the first time within thirty years
the national Democratic party has
atepted principle. OF old its orip
principle was the protection, perpe,ua
lien and extension OF slavery, but slavery
per;shed, and though lis orators its edi
Fots and lis platform makers have made
Us sired with their adherence to Dem
oeratic principles, they have never done
else than to attack those of the Republi
can party, and when the Republican
party had established these principles
an spite OF their opposition they have
iuSariably adopted them and claimed
them as their own, just as our pioneers
Build bous es, conquer the country and
thea move further west, leaving their
Gemes for followers to occupy, SO the
party Of progress has cleared the way.
opened up the country and moved on.
whilst the Democratic party has followed
to take possession OF the land and swear
Chat they were its discovevers
Since 1852 the Democrats have simply
been picking up and putting on the
cast-oT clothes OF the other party, but
she Chicago convention last week took
fair and square position in favor OF
free trade. The obese Grover wes master
of the situation, his nomination on the
Gset ballot showing his strength and
tkat strength was given to secure the
endorsement by the convention of the
doctrine OF which he became the apostle
when he wrote his famous free trade
letter when occupying the Presidential
chair.
The tTo champions are now strip ped
for the figlt there is a fair, square is.
sac to be met and in November the peo.
pie will award the prize. How does the
field iook
Four years ago Benjamin Harrison, a
man then but little known outside his
owa ssa-e, WAS, As he is now. our leader
against this same Cleveland. He had
NO personal following, no hundreds of
Sievo,ees, no army OF office holders,
whilst his opponent was President of
the United S.aies with hundred thous.
und postmasters, revenue agents and
clerks fighting for their bread and butter
nnder his banner, with a start of 1853
electoral 7otcs from the solid South, Sc
caied by fraud aud murder. Still the
people believed in the Republican party
ana its nomiree was elected in spite of
dhe tremendous odds against him.
Low, the tables are turned. Harrison
is IN power, his administration has won
the plaudits of the people. He has
grown vastly in their estimation his
public utterances have shown BIN to be
abie, wise, acute and far seeing bis
xublic acts have been firm, cautious and
patriotic; his private life has been that
~ the typical, plain, honest American
<ftizen; under bis administlslion our
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1892-06-30
TO Sandnsky. Detroit aud the Lake
Resorts via B. Il O.

The Baltimore & Ohio R. r. will sell
excursion tickets at low rates from all
stations during the season to Putin. Bay,
Lake Side, Detroit and other Lake Erie
resorts via Sandusky and steamers. The
new Hotel Victory at Put.in-Bay will
open June Soth. Train service greatly
improved. For particulars inquire Of
agents. City office, 27O North High st.,
Columbus, Ohio.
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For Headache

Try our Chocolate Troches.
They do the work.
They are pleasant to the taste.
They are the cheapest sold.
Price 20 cents box.
Mr.. Smith just thought his head would bust /;
He gritted his teeth and Rroaned and cussed,
But he took ChocOlsts Troche
Apdsdsnced At ball till half past three.
For sale by Seybert & Co.
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For sale by Seybert & Co.
Fourth Of July Excursion via 3. & O.
S.-W. r.. r.

The Baltimore & Ohio South western
K. X. will sell excursion tickets July I'd,
81 and 4th. good going on date sold and
void returning afttS July 9th, at one
fare for the round trip to stations ON the
y. e 0. s.-W. and principal connections
within radius of two hundred miles
from starting point.
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Attachment,

Before 81. II. Maddox, J. p OF Liberty town
skip, Highland county, OHIO.
Charles Ruetenik, plaintiff,
rs.
Harry Ei6snonr, defendant
On the 9TH day OF June, A. d 1892, said Jus
tice istued an order Of attachment in the above
aotion for tie sumo Of six and Sl-lOO (a6 3i-lOO)
dollars and interest thereon from April 81. 1891.
June 18th, 1892. CHARLES RuRrxNIK.
ID. Q. Morrow. Atty.
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A Card Of Thanks.

We desire to return our heartfelt
thanks to our ncighbors and friends for
the kindness and sympathy extended
during the sickness and death OF ou,
brother, Robert Taylor.
His BsorHyR AxD SrsrEns.
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Sixth Congressional District.
For Member of Congress.
GEO. w. HULICk.
For Pfesidcr'isl Elector.
DIR. A. +. AERHART.

For euphony's sake and for campaign
purposes the Democratic national ticket
ecf'l pruisblv be shortened to read
sCieve and Sleve,' as the full. combina.
sion, Cleveland ard Stevenson, might
s,roye too severe Il tax on the Detuddied
movers OF utterance OF the average Dem
ocrat when loaded up to the huyrahing
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Administrator Notice.

AYOTICC is hereby given that the under.
IN signed have been duly appointed and
qualified RS adm u lstrAtors, with the will
annexed, OF the estate of samuel Edipgfield,
late OF Hle.-l -. fniInty, ohio. deceased.
3. Fl. Ed SO ~ grD. II ,sse'is. o.
JOHN EDIsGFiELD, New Vienna, o. /.
June 2Jth, ls93
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Administrators Notice.

NyOTICE ia hereby given that the under
IN signed has heen duly appointed and
qualified as admtuistrator. with the will
anpexcd, oftbe estate Of Mary Bennett, late
Of Highland county. Ohio. deceased.
JAMES MURRAY.
June 9th, 1922 Hillsbor0. o.
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Administratrix's Notice.

IN signed bsvybeen duly appointed and
qnaltfsd ~ adtnipistratri1 of the estate OF
George Cotss. laiS OF HishlRnd county,
June 25th, lSa2. oynth(anes Ohio.
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A cotton stalk twelve feet high. hav-
ing green leaves and open bolls. Is re-.
ported from Wath county, Ga.
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Don't suffer from dyspepsia. Take
Simmons Liver Regulator. II always
cures. $ z
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-12-22

of the examining committee; l examined
thoroughly aud pronounce IL first class
piece OF work. | have had six years eN-
INrierce in concrete work, and consider
myself competent to judge good piece OF
work. The twenty i've per cent Shrinkage
was based on the size of the rock. In my
experience that is safe estimate. My
opinion is formed from practical eX-
perience
p Walsh then took the stand and said
81 ana one of the committee who made
this Investigation. | have had thirty
years experience in this kind of work. |
consider myself competent to judge the
wUrr. We took the figures given us.
think it is good as far as | could see. |
my experience goes, l find that
there is more Shrinkage when larger
stone is used, as there is more room be-
tween"
Mr.. Jake G. Marshall was then sworn
and said: Il have bad much experience IN
building. Have had some experience in
concrete work. For concrete work there
is standard rule for the size OF stone.
The two-inch stone is the standard size.
| deduct 20 per cent for shrlnkage. |
know the gentlemen of the committee.
They have had experience here. deduct
20 per cent from the sum total. L never
examined the building, nor the concrete
work"
Dave Burns was then sworn and said:
81 am general contractor. am
acquainted with Mr.. Marshall; could not
say that he is competent contractor. L
think Mr.. Maurer is a competent con-
tracter. deduct 81 1.2 per cent for
shrinkage in the ratio of 1, 2 and s. The
concrete ShOu not be rammed excessive
ly. 1t should be gently rammed.
Mr. Maurer was recalled and said: 81
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-12-22
General Warren on silver.

CHICAGO, Dec. 22.-General Warren, Of
Montana, is at the Leland In regard to
gold shipments he says: This source
about so much gold giving country
does not brighten the residence of Mon
tana who know the mineral possibilities
OF the state. Why, Montana can produce
Sl5O,OOO,OO0 a year in gold if forced to.
enough TO pay the national debt. While
we believe in,free and unlimited coinage
of silver and that this country can con-
sumo the entire production of silver, we
admit that if silver should go to sixty
cents on the dollar it would close every
other mine in Montana and force our
miners to turn to gold mining.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-12-22
Real Estate Transfers.

The following rPa' estate transfers have
been made since last report:
J. B. Dummy to Miss Fannie Long,
p prtiOnS of lots II and ~. block 81, 'front.'
ing on LeOna street, $3.50.
Z: d. l.. WickPs to William Muth lot
and west half of lot 2, block l, range a;
L. w. Hagy and wife to w. F. Gohlke,
lot 9, block 0, fronting on Marshall street;
$500
George II. Kalteyer to Pauline Weber,
lot and 3, block !, subdivision of original
city lot g. fronting on San Marcos street;
$500.
Hester Weston to Richard Simmang,
lot 4, block s, fronting on jackson street;
$3.50
Alamo Heights Land and Improvement
Company to Frank Grice. lots to 40,
block 81, Alamo Heights; 81, 300.
Francis Smith t. Richard and Edward
Human, tract Of land containing about
All acres in BeXar county; 81 700.
Paul MeerScheidU to BaSCOm Bell, lot
%, block /, Meerscheidt's subdivision;
81 AIS
WE. Gohlke and wife to L. w. Hagy,
north half of lot 10, block 4, corner OF
BraZOS and Lopez streets: $1,000.
August Nette, Jr., to E. 5. Maury, quit
claim to lot II, Maury's subdivision; $3.50
Frank Marsh to Merchants and Me
chanicS' Building and Loan Association
lot 10, bio ky, Prospect Hill: 1928.
VIM. DObrOwOIski TO ThOS. Kiolbassa
lot 81, block 6, Beck's subdivision, S2,O25
AXel MeerScheidt to David c. Hagv
lots -, Is and IA, original city lot l27, $500
George Dullnig to NJ. A. ID. RiSche, lOt
| y, block Al. on Live Oak street, natura
love and off ctiOn.
David aud e. Hagy to AXel MeerScheidt
lot on east side Of North Flores street
81, 500