River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-10-13
PITH AND POINT.

IF you are in trouble don't expect
sympathy from people who have never
had any.-Ram's Horn.
My boy, said the musician to his
son, don't be too sharp nor vet too fat.
just be natural. Washington Star.
The spider is possibly the only thing
living that can have fly time of it
without being punished. -Atchison
Globe.
1t makes a difference about a mans
value whether you take him at his own
estimation or that of his wife.-Texas
Siftings.
1t depends on how the canvass goes
whether or not thu candidate can afford
canvas-back duck in November.-Balti-
more American.
Miss Leila. l think a gweat deal of You,
with?"-Detroit Free Press
From the manner in which Sam
sons success depended on his hair it
has been inferred that he was piano
player. Washington Star.
To receive a paper three or four
years without paying for it is enough
20 destroy the delinquent subscribers
respect for the Observation-Disclosures
News.
THAT man." said the coachman,
pointing to a gentleman going down
the street. 'has TO work very hard
For his living?" mo; for mine. IN.
y. Press.
"A fashion item declares that the
new sleeves are neither very high nor
very full Right here is where the
new sleeves differ from the old jag
Washington Post.
- think" said the man who saw
the distortions of ready-made clothes
reflected in a glass mirror, that this
would unquestionably be a suit for
libel. "-Washington Star.
Little Boy with swollen facet
ooh, dear. | wish ! was grandpa. or
else the baby" 'Why?" Lit
tie Boy randpa's teeth is all gone
and baby's hasn't come yet"
1t Evens Things
Full many a flower IS born 10 blush unseen,
And waste its sweetness on the desert air."
But millions more are born in florists shops.
And sold for prices that just make one swear.
Brooklyn Eagle.
Mr.. Que See-'Sneaky sort of a
man? What do you mean, sir?" Wit
ness-"Wcll, sorr, he's the sort of man
that'll never look We straight in the
face until yer backs turned.-Punch.
Paul. aged five. carries water for the
chickens. At breakfast one day his egg
was too soft for him. After looking at
it a moment he cried out: Mamma,
these chickens have been having too
much water"
MIR. Noopop(through the telephone.
two a. m.l-"Doctor, come down right
away and see the baby" DIR. Paresis
What seems to be the trouble?"
AIr. Noopop-'l think it's insomnia. -
-Life's Calendar.
-"Mercy!" exclaimed Mrs. Home
spun whom she read in the paper that
Jay Gould made ten cents every time
the clock licked. 81 should think he'd
be worried for fear the clock would run
down. boston Transcript
Chicago Love.-''Do YOU think you
will always love me IS much as You do
now?7 he said, as they sat together on
the sofa. "You can just gamble your
ldSI ftl l WILL S1ltl Inc sweet anu GOV
maiden. who had been born and brought
up in Chicago. Brooklyn Eagle.
Master Ito Cools)-"Yo needn't say
anything 10 your mistress. Jane, but
have you policeman for sweetheart?'
Cook Indignantly Certainly not,
sir" Master-''Then you'll have to get
one or else leave. want some ore to
eat up the cold mutton. - ick-Me-Up.
Tin so sorry to have missed New
York in season. said the English Wis
itor. Il presume I've missed great
deal" ''Well. | don't know" said the
young WOMAN. You are here in the
watermelon season; and, after all, the
watermelon IS more American than our
society. "-Harper's Bazar