The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-04-10

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ing-not the men, o. no, but the fool of q
woman who doesn't value the love Of her
husband above everything else. Men some
| times say sensible things, and In talking
over the late tragedies it IS bit curious to
hear how they judge women. Said one:
hen l was a boy there were
eight of US at home, and we tumbled
around and had our quarrels, and
fought them out, and went to
mother to be kissed and made well. We
thought our m 0ther the finest woman in the
world, and when we got old enough we con-
graduated our father on marrying her.
Sons are not doing that nowadays Women
don't want to have any sons, or daughters
either for that matter; they want to have
a good time, as they call it, and they don't
propose to lose their figures or waste their
time bearing children. Then there is no
blessed child who is q tie between US, and
madame can 20 her way and can go mine,
and the life, health and happiness of a little
one is not dependent on either Of US.
WHAT FOOLS WOMEN ARE.
They lose their strength. they lose their
power, when they disdain being mothers.
l am blamed if some place way off l make
| a little home, where there are children who
are mine, aud woman who loves me for
myself, and for these children; and yet do
declare 1t was in my wlfe's power to have
kept me always and forever, and believe
| ionable-that when we come to be judged
| the blame will be put upon her. The nat-
| ural instinct of a man is to have a home,
and to have his friends come to that home
| and be merry there; ne doesn't like to read
Lin the papers that the beautiful Mrs Dash
was magniicently gowned and led the ger
man with talented Mr.. Tom, Dick or
| Harry. o, nc. He knows what that
means; it means that she is wearing a gown
| cut lower than would be necessary if she
were nursing her baby; it means the getting
| flushed with wine, until she willingly
| listened to the off-color story and then
| well-then, the descent to the Internal coun-
| try is very swift"
This is a mans wisdom, not mine. But
| believe in the wisdom of men-it is proba-
bly, the defect OF my early training or per-
| haps, it was bred in the bone; but | must
| confess that think the average man can
reason out things a thousand times better
than the average woman. 20, botherm
| said somebody's don't go to telling us no W
much you like men," My dear girl, I'm do
| ing it with an object; | want you to like
them, because, bless their dear hearts, they
were intended to be liked by womea, and
| you oughtn't to attempt to put a spoke in
the wheel made by nature.
OUR SENATOR'S NOT IMPRESSIVE.
II you have any desire to lose all respect
for the people who represent you just come
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| tives looks like gin mill, with the bar not
| to the front; the gentlemen CD who voice
| our opinions assume positions that men
| gently bred would not. They haven't the
| decency to listen to the speaker, whoever
he may be, and the average one looks as if
| he ought to be put in the hands of a barber,
have some decent clothes made for him, and
| be intrusted to some well-bred man who
| would teach him how to walk and eat and
! sit. The Senate is little more dignided
| but it is the dignity of stupidity. They go
| into secret session, and the doorkeepers tell
| you with great mystery that the Boring
| sea question is being discussed, and
| some enthusiastio constituent assures you
| that we are going to knock England all to
pieces. Now, look here. Why mayn't we
| just drop that seal coat question and confess
/ the TRUTH which is that, If England got
half her navy together against the whole of
ours, she could pick US up by the sorutf of
| our neck, as we do the tvkes, drop us in the
| Boring sea, and the seals would think we
we're new kind Of plaything. Between
| you and me, think the average senator is
much more interested in a pink petticoat
| trimmed with white lace than he is III the
! Boring sea. Now, the Senate would be
doing worthy of itself if it would send all
! its ships to swim around New York and re-
| move the dust and mud that mean death
and destruction to pink petticoats.
| DARLINGs OF SENATORIAL HEARTS.
| When you were boy your great desir
| was TO lie senator. Now, my son, stick up
| for it. You'll have the best time for the
least money possible. OF course, you'll want
to be reelected, but a man who knows told
me that was just matter of money, and
| always believe a man who knows It's
| funny just trotting around, the things you
see. It's funny that in this place supposed
to be given over to grave questions concern
Al. &c..
| portant happens TO be how to gain the ac-
Quaintance Of pretty woman and have he-
fall in love with one. OF course. after
| a while she stops being pretty, and if
anything Is necessary to keep a woman
good, would advise her coming to
Washington and seeing some of the women
| that hang around the capitol and try to
| think and try TO make other people think
| they are still young and still pretty. Their
| faces have grown so hard in this determina>
tion-they look at every other woman ten
| years younger than themselves with such
| envy-and tell you, my friend, | would
| rather put young woman some place so
bad that l knew all about it than let her
get into that miserable whirlpool that has
for its introduction ~ have just had the
pleasure of meeting the new senator, aud
he is coming around to see me tomorrow. !"
or course, there are good senator's. There
| were good people In Sodom and Gomorrah
"a few.
| GOOD THINGS AT THE CAPITAL.
There are some beautiful things here; but
you have to take your magnifylng glass to
| find them.
Just here at the Arlington there's good
| cooking and good service.
Just down TO the capitol there are some
good-looking men; they come from the
| west.
Just around the corner at the florists are
all the spring blossoms in full array !;
| Mother Nature has given them.
just down at the capitol is little ora
tory; that comes from the south.
JUS out of the window is a food Of sun
shine; that comes from God Almighty and
| will warm the very cookies Of your heart.
Just down there at the capitol are men
you couldn't move to save their souls when
| they've made up their minds; they come
| from the extreme north.
| Just over the way at a church is some
body praying for sinners; they come from
all nations and from all parts of the
| country.
Just down there at the capitol are men
who are shrewd far-sghted, with one eve
on the present, another on the future. and
the remembrances Of the past stored away
in their minds; they come from the east.
| Just here, believing in the sunshine, with
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