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Force OF Personal lLagnetlsn.

Among the most powerful OF unseen
forces Is personal magnetism. Twomen
address an assembly on the same topic
and in nearly the same words. One is
listened to with indifference, il at all !;
the other stirs up every fibre Of our be-
ing and our souls thrill responsive to his
lightest touch. It Is not what we hear,
nor is it graceful pose or elegant diction.
1t is nothing comprehensive or tangible,
but an invisible, mysterious force, which
we acknowledge and yield to, even
against our convictions and reason. This
strange attribute Is not hereditary nor
can it be acquired. or two brothers or
sisters born Of the same parents, grow
ing up under the same influence and
amid the same environments, one will
possess this singular. gift, another have
not yestige of it.-Houston (Texas)
Post.
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WISE WORDS.

Whatever is worth doing ut all is
worth doing WE'LL.
Often the virtue Of woman must be
very great, since il has 70 suffice for two.
Friend. beware OF fair maidensl when
their tenderness begins, our seryitude i
ncar.
|. o woman thou vert fashioned 10 be-
guile, 50 have all sages said, all poets
sung.
Unhappy Is the man for whom his own
mother has not made all other mothers
venerable.
We should look at the lives Of all as At
a mirror, aud take from others an exam
pie FOR ourselves.
Imitation causes us to leave natural
ways to enter into artificial ones, It
therefore makes slaves.
A man should never be ashamed to own
he has been in the wrong, which Is but
saying in other words that no is wiser to-
day than he was yesterday.
A more glorious victory cannot DO
gained over another man than this, that
when the injury began on his part tho
kindness should begin on ours.
The passions may be likened to blood
horses, that need training and the curb
only, to enable them whom they carry 10
achieve the most glorious results.
Politeness Is the poetry or conduct,
and, like poetry, II has many qualities.
Let not your politeness be too ford, but
OF that gentle kind whirh indicates re.
fined nature.
Whatever mitigates the woes or In.
creases the happiness Of Others issa just
criterion Of goodness; and whatever In
jures society at large, or any individual
in 1t, Is criterion OF iniquity.
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Walled CltIes in the Far East.

The first glimpse we get Of an eastern
walled city unfolds at once memories of
our childhood days, which have, per-
haps, never been awakened since, and
the pictures Of our childish books, which
impressed themselves SO wildly upon our
minds, are reproduced in the bright
colors Of old, when we are brought face
to face with the quaint battlemcnts and
the dark gateways, with the accessories
Of bright, burning sunshine and turbaned
figures and professions Of camels and the
listless calm Of the tropical land. Such
old cities are still to be seen in India,
still walled in the old fashion and still
peopled BIZ the figures Of the Biblical
picture-book
Closely akin to them are those walled
towns standing on the canals Of mid
China, passing through which, say at
the close Of the day, when every tower
and every roof stands out clearly cut
against the brilliant western sky and we
are challenged by . grotesque figure,
armed with spear and probably wear
ing armor, the illusion is complete, and
for the moment we find II hard to realize
that we are travelling at the end Of the
nineteenth century.
Even in much changed Japan there
are old cities which still retain their
walls OF the age Of feudalism, and in the
very heart Of the capital the imperial
palace is surrounded by the same quaint
Notifications which in old troublous
times made it an imperium in imperio.
although tho walls are erumbling and
the gates are never shut, aud the meats
have been abandoned to the lotus and to
carp OF monstrous size and fabulous age,
chicago Herald. "
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ISrLuENcE % MIsp oyER MArrEn.

INFLUENCE OF MIND OVER MATTER.
81 am sorry to learn that you are so
sick yoa cannot possibly be in your ac-
customed place, tomorrow morning,
Miss Hysee," said the minister's wife.
condolingly, sand have hurried over
to say that you need not feel the slight
est uneasincss about the solo you were
to sing in the opening anthem. Mr..
Goodman and the chorister have ar
ranged that Miss Comfy shall take the
part, and
"Whatr'
The popular soprano Of the Rev. DIR.
Goodman's church choir at once set bolt
upright in bed.
s.What!r she screamed. "That old
maid with the cracked voice try to sing
my soioG Neverl"
With one hand she tore the bandages
off her head; with the other she swept
the medicines from the little side table
to the floor, and then she kicked down
the coverlets.
ssTell DIR. Goodman and the chorister, y
she said, in voice that rang through
the house like the silvery tones Of bell,
ito notify Miss Comfy she needn't
mangle that solo. I'll be there!"-
Chicago Tribune.
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Isecauss a.s : sun.s nave $40.

John Goodroad, Of Fitchburg, Mass,
was convicted some time ago Of Illegal
liquor selling and was sentenced to pay
q fine Of 500 and be imprisoned three
months. He served his time, and then.
not having the money with which to pay
his fine, served an additional three
months in prison. At the expiration OF
the six months he applied for release,
but as he had $56 In cash In his possess
sion, he was debarred from taking the
poor debtors oath, which was necessary
according to law to secure his release.
On the other hand the SIS was not suf-
icient to pay the fine Of 500. One court
decided that he could not be released.
His case was carried to the Supreme
Court, and this tribunal has just decided
that he cannot be released. AS the law
stands, GoodrOad must serve a life sem
tence. unless pardoned by the Cover
nor. The case Is without parallel In the
Massachusetts, courts, and excites the
utmost attention among the leading ju-
rists If the State.
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paDx'r Practice = m FnEtcHED.
The Lincolnton News says an unmarried
physician Of that county was called in
not long ago 70 see young widow.
.sYou are lonesome" said the doctor,
ssYour husband has been dead for some
time. advise you to marry again.
-0h. doctor. I'll marry tomorrow II
you viii have me-"
"Ais muttered the doctor, stepping
back and blushing. .syou know. madam,
that physicians never take their own
prescriptions. Chicago News.
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"Have you morsel Of food to give
to flood sufferer, ma'ami" inquired tho
tramp.
"You're dood sufferer. are your
said the hard-featured woman in the door
way.
"Yes'm. Drowned out. Lost every
thing I had in the world"
rs that your dogis
uYea'm."
SIS be food sufferer, tooin
s.He Is, ma'am.'
"Humpht What did he losei'
The tramp saw it was no use.
''He lost his pants, ma'am." he re.
piled, turning away with dignity
Chicago Tribune.
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Customer Cat bird-store)-"Y can
couch for this parrot, ] presumed"
Dealer-tI think I can, ma'am. He
lived for nearly six years in a Boston
iamily."
Parrot-"H ooray for John L. Sulli-
rant He's the duck for my money!
Chicago Tribune.
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n LIeHTNISa CALCULATOR.

..Iam going to see if you know any
thing about arithmetic, Johnny. How
many are ten times two eents2" asked
Uncle George.
..Four," said Johnny, innocently.
.sNonsensei' s said Uncle George.
"Bet you an apple, and leave It to
papa"
..Pa.. cried Johnny, faint ten times
two cents four nicklss"
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VARYING THE MoNoToNY.

Mr.. Job Lott-''Did you see slowum
about that bill again9"
Collector-ssYes."
Mr.. Job Lott-"Did he put you off as
asualf"
Collector-"Nop. Put me of the
place this time. Puck.
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Chanecd-To Fly with-shc Com
N petes with NIaidens Young
Hard L.uck. Etc, Etc.
Cried Core, siS be Is % wiser
Ihnt may be true now Molly said.
But how he's changed since you he we'd
Harlem Life.
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RARY's CONSIDERATION.

.Oh. Tom, the baby is so sweet To-
1ay he took of his shoe and threw it in
the FIRE, and whenI told him that he was
bad, bad boy, he only said NAH"
ss.Nah, ehi Well. what do you think
I'm made of--moneyf That's the second
pair he's lost in q week"
ssoh, no, dear; it was the mate Of the
one he tore to pieces"
.soh, that's different-sn't he cum
ming .m-Harper's Bazaar.
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nor THE R1eHr ExpnEssIoN.

Gus De Smith had his photograph
taken not long since, and meeting Sncb-
ber!y showed him the picture, asking
him If it wasn't a splendid likeless. Gus
thought it was the only picture that he
had ever had taken that caught his ex-
preston precisely.
"It's perfect" replied Snobberly,
critically. s.The only thing about it
that is not like you at allis the face. -
Texas Siftings.
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"Jusr TEND LIKE. "

Little Bos-.'M Mamma, may go fish
;ng2"
Mamma-"No, my son, I'm afraid
you'll get drowned; but you may go
around to the grocery and buy me a
mackerel. Good News.
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oM1Sous.

He-'.Let me help you, Miss Haw-
kins."
she--"No; guess we have light
enough here as it is"
He--"Your smile would make it
bright anywhere"
She-.Yes, but perhaps I'm not going
% smile. "--Harper's Bazaar.
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uAp oyERLooKEp soME.

81 have seen just twenty-four sum-
ners," she said.
"Yes," replied Billy Bliven, impul-
sively and without malice, ..but then
Tou know you are quite nearsighted. -
Washington Star.
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NATURAL SUCCESS.

NATURAL SUCCESS.
DR.. Pille-.How are you getting
Along, Nostrum, since you invented that
cure for coldsG"
DR.. Nostrum-"oh, I'm filling my
.ouehersn-Puck.
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An English farmer hak been tried and
fined for neglecting aud starving his
flock d sheep, '--
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10 PLY wrrH.

Mrs. Larkin-"H time fiies.-
Larkin-sYes, but it's no wonder.
Every watch has pinions. "-Detroit
Free Press.
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MEN WITH PULLS.

Tramp-"l'll pull his leg for dime. !"
Dentist-"Ill pull his tooth for dol
lar"
Irate Citiizen-"I'll pull his nose for
nothing. - Detroit Free Press.
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the HEIGHT OF ENJoYMENr.

s'What pleased look your wife has
IN her face, Mr.. Jones, as she sits talk
ing to the group around her."
>...Yes, know what she is talking
lbout.
sSome pleasant "reminiscences prob
ably"
s'She is telling them what miserable
life she leads with me. New York
Press.
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NOT so FAD.

NOT so BAD.
Patient-''pvc lost my appetite, doc
or"
Doctor-ssThat's bad"
'.Badl You wouldn't think 50 il you
boarded where do"
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He lcAilAntly)-"You look younger
every time / see you."
She (simply)x-"I have to.n-Truth.
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A ToS A wERA.

"Papa," said Willie, .what makes
.oal burn7n
sour hired man, Willie answered
papa. Truth.
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HARD LUCK.

Jimmy-"What did you get on your
birthdaya"
Jakey-"Nothin'i Never got any
thing since the first one, and then /
only got born!"-st. Louis Republic.
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Harlem Life.
SHE CONSISTS WITH MAIDEss rouxo.
He lgAilAntly) -"You look younger
every time see you."
She (simply)z..I have to."-Truth.
TO PLY WITH.
Mrs. Larkin-s.H How time fies,.
Larkin-.Yes, but it's no wonder.
Every watch has pinions. Detroit
Free Press.
A ToN wEEA.
"Papa," said Willie, .what makes
.oal burnt"
sour hired man, willie,' answered
papa. Truth.
NATURAL SUCCESS.
DR.. Pille-tHow are you getting
Along, Nostrum, since you invented that
cure for coldsG"
DR.. Nostrum-ssOh, I'm filing NV
soughers Puck.
NOT so BAD.
Patient-s.Pvc lost my appetite, doc
orr
Doctor-tsThat's bad"
"Badl You wouldn't think so If you
boarded where / do"
MEN WITH PULLS.
Tramp-s'l'll pull his leg for dime. "
Dentist-s.I'll pull his tooth for dol
lar"
Irate Citiizen-aI'll pull his nose for
nothing. - Detroit Free Press.
HARD LUCK,
Jimmy-"What did you get on your
birthday2"
Jakey-t'Nothin'i Never got any
thing since the first one, and then /
only got born !"-St. Louis Republic.
HAD OVERLOOKED SOME.
'sI have ssen just twenty-four sum-
ners," she said.
eyes," replied Billy Bliven, impul-
,ively and without malice, ..but then
You know you are quite nearsighted. -
Washington Star.
1
"JUsT TEND LIKE"
Little Boy-sM Mamma, may I 60 FISH
;ng2"
Mamma-'sNo, my son, I'm afraid
you'll get drowned; but you may go
around to the grocery and buy me
mackerel. Good News.
-,
VARYING THE MoNoToNy.
Mr.. Job Lott-"Did you see slowum
about that bill againG"
Coflector-"Yes."
Mr.. Job Lott-"Did he put you off as
asuall"
Collector-"Nop. Put me off the
place this time. Puck.
WHY THE SALE FELL THROUGH.
Customer Cat bird-store)-"You can
ROUGH for this parrot, ! presumed"
Dealer-s1 think I can, ma'am. He
lived for nearly six years in Boston
,amily."
Parrot--"H ooray for John L. Sulli-
rant He's the duck for my money!
Chicago Tribune.
OMNIBUS.
He-''Let me help you, Miss Haw-
kins."
She--ssNo; guess we have light
enough here as 1t is"
bright anywhere"
She-.Yes, but perhaps I'm not going
% smile. "-Harper's Bazaar.
THE HEIGHT OF ENJOYMENT.
aWhat pleased look your wife has
IN her face, Mr.. Jones, as she sits talk
ing to the group around her."
Eyes, know what she IS talking
lbout.
sssome pleasant "reminiscences prob
ably"
ssShe is telling them what miserable
life she leads with me. New York
Press.
NOT THE RIGHT EXPRESSION.
Gus De Smith had his photograph
taken not long since, and meeting Sncb-
ber!y showed him the picture, asking
him If it wasn't splendid likeless. Gus
thought it was the only picture that he
had ever had taken that caught his ex-
preston precisely.
s'It's perfect" replied Snobberly,
critically. s.The only thing about it
that is not like you at allis the face. 80
Texas Siftings.
BABY's CONSIDERATION.
"Oh. Tom, the baby is SO sweet To-
1ay he took of his shoe and threw it in
the FIRE, and whenI told him that he was
bad, bad boy, he only said Man."
st.Nah, chi Well. what do you think
I'm made of--moneya That's the second
nair he's lost in q week"
Smyrna times., 1892-06-22
Summer Excursion Tinkats

TO all Northern and Eastern seaside,
lakeside and mountain resorts. TO
Deer Park and Oakland, the Virginia
Springs, Niagara Falls, Luray Caverns
and to all other points where people
gather for health and pleasure, are now
on sale at all Baltimore and Ohio
ticket offices at greatly reduced rates.
These tickets will be sold from June l
to September Both, and will be valid
Tor return passage until October 81
Before selecting your route or resort
consult the B. & o. summer excursion
book, in which shortest routes and
lowest rates via Picturesque B. & @"
to all resorts are given, from points on
that road east of the Ohio river; pro.
fusely illustrated. This book eau be
procured free of charge upon personal
application to ticket agent, B. & OR,
X. Co, or you can have it by sending
your name and address with ten cents
in stamps, to Chas q, Scull, Genq Pas
senger Agent, Baltimore, Nd.
Smyrna times., 1892-06-22
THE SMYRNA TIMES,
SMYRNA, DeI.,
Wednesday Afternoon, June %, 1892
chuRcH SERNInEs

AsBLP METHODlAT EPISCOAPL.-Sunday-Pr
ing at l0@ A. NJ and P. NJ. Sunday School
2P.A Prayer Meeting-Thursdaysa at ~ P. NJ
Rev. w. W. W. Wilson, Pastor
ST, PETERS PROTESTANT EPIscOPAI.-Sunday-
Preaching at l0l& A. NJ. and 734P. NJ. Holy bays
-9% A. M Sunday School, p NJ. Prayer
Meeting at ~ P. NJ Rev. G. w.
Dame, Rector.
.-Sunday-Preaching at 1OA A. NJ.
and ~ P. NJ. Sunday SchOol-2P.M. Prayer
Meetlng-Fridays at P. NJ. Rev. G. G. Adams
pastor.
ST. POLYcARP CATHOLIC CHURCH.-MASs on First
ana Third Sundays at 7.30 A. NJ, and on the
Second and Fourth Sundays, at l0.3G A. NJ.
Catechism Glasses taught every Sunday after
Mass. Rev. Jas p. Quigley, pastor
Centennial METHODIST EPISCOPAL (COlOred) -
Sunday-Preaching at IL A. NJ. and P. NJ.
Sunday School, P. NJ. Rev. w. H. Thomas
Pastor
A. NJ. L. -Sunday-Preaching at 1015
A. NJ. and p. NJ. Sunday SchOOl-2l2 P. NJ.
R0v. J. r. Hammond, Pastor.
Smyrna times., 1892-06-22

SEVERE STORMs.-A storm of extra
ordinary severity ragged in Minnesota
on Wednesday afternoon, and in the
southern central section developed
into fearful cyclone. Five counties
Jackson, Martin, Faribault, Freeberu
and Blue Earth, were devastated. and
the number of persons killed is CON
servatiVely estimated at from 30 to 30
Near MapleIOn alone, 10 persons are re.
ported killed, and 90 injured. Rail.
road travel throughout the State wa
interrupted by wrecks and washOuts.
Much damage was also done by "ploud
bursts" in Wisconsin and Iowa,
The village OF St. Rose, summer
resort near Montreal, was struck by a
tornado on Tuesday afternoon. A
school house and several other build
ings were demolished in St. Rose and
neighbOring villages, and five children
were killed. Many others were in
jured, several perhaps mortality.
During a thunder storm at Chicago
last week lightning struck the Grant
Monument in Lincoln Park. In the
corridors of the monument nearly iftv
people had sought shelter, aud three
of them were killed. Two others were
injured.
Smyrna times., 1892-06-22
sleep on Len side.

Many persons are unable to sleep on
their left side. The cause has long been
puzzle to physicians Metropolitan pa
pers speak with great interest of Dr. Frank
lin Miles. the eminent Indiana specialist
in nervous and heart diseases, who has
proven that this habit arises fFQm dis
eased heart. He has examined and kept
on record thousands of cases. His New
Heart Cure, Il wonderful remedy, is sold
atJ. w. Denney's. Thousands testify to
its value rs a cure tor Heart Diseases Mrs.
Chas. Benoy, LOveland, Colo, says its ef-
fects on her were marvellous. Elegant
Book on Heart Disease free.
Smyrna times., 1892-06-22

One respect In which the summer
of 1892 will be notable ore, is in the
number of conventions aud summer
gatherings of various kinds that will be
held. In politics there are the Repub.
liean National Convention at Minneap.
oils, Mimi. on June 7 the Democratic
National Convention at Chicago on
June 21 the convention of the mon
grel Peoples Party, in Omaha, Neb.,
on Iuly 4, when the fireworks used
will he furnished by the delegates OF
the many clements of semi organized
societies for the reformation of public
affairs the convention of the National
Prohibition Party at Cincinnati, June
90; and the convention of the Nation
al League Of Republican Clubs to be
held In the latter part of June In Buff
falo, N. Y.
Smyrna times., 1892-06-22

ADDITIONAL FAST ExPRss TO SOUTH
WEST VIA PENNSYLVANIA r. R.-In
order to accommodate the increasing
traffic to the Southwest the PennsvI.
vania Railroad, will, on and after June
18th, place in service new fast train
to Cincinnati and St. Louis. This
train, to be known as the Southwestern
Express, will leave New York at $50
p. m, daily; Newark, to take on pas.
seneers for the West, 856, Trenton. at
lOO3, Philadelphia at lilo D. m.
Washington, $40, Baltimore, lO4O d.
m, Harrisburg, 205 Il. IN, Altoona.
$40, JohnstOwn, 6.53, arriving at Pitts
burg, 9.l5 "A. m, Cincinnati 6.I5 pm.
and st. Louis, 700 a. m, the second
morning after leaving New York. It
viii be completely equipped with
Pullman sleeping cars TO Pitts
burg, st. Louis and Memphis via
Cincinnati, and coaches to Pittsburg.
A dining car will also be attached at
Altoona, from which all necessary
meals will be served. The Southwest
ern Express is the fastest and best
equipped train to the Southwestern
territory and will prove a great con.
venience to travellers to the Missis-
slppi river and beyond.
Smyrna times., 1892-06-22
SECRET SOCIETIES.

MORNING STAR LODGE, No. 6, /. o. o. F,-Meets
every Friday evening at o'clock.
MCDONNELL ENCAMPMENT, No. ?, i. %. O. O.F.-Meets
Second and Fourth Tuesday evenings of each
month. at s o'clock.
HARMONY LODGE, No. l3 A. F. A. M.-Meets First
and Third Thursday evenings of each month,
at s O'Clock.
SMYRNA LODGE, No. 5, l. o. G. T-Meets every
Wednesday evening, at o'clock.
SMYRNA CONCLAvE, No. 40, ORDER OF HEPsAsOPHs.
Meets first Wednesday evening of every month
UNION CASTLE No II, X. G. E.--Meets every Thurs
day evening in Odd Fellows Hall, at O'Clock
ROYAL TEMPLARs OF TEMPLARs.-Meets every
Thursday evening at S o'clock in Good Tenn
plarS Hall.
MIsPAH LODGE No. l6, A. o. U. W.-Meets every
Monday evening Al O'Clock in Odd Fellows
Hail.
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WHAT A COMMA LOOKS LIKE

WHAT A COMMA LoOKs LIKE
Aunt Polly was strict discipline
rian, who taught their A b C's to
unruly youngsters at fremont, 20
years ago. One day she was drilling
the class in Webster's spelling book on
punctuation. and asked one, Billy
Milliken, what comma looked like.
ut looks like pOllywog' ma'am, =" was
the answer. Billy got his ears cuffed,
but not scholar there ever failed to
recognize comma at sight after that
de6nition.--LewistOn (Ae.l .IauragE.
Smyrna times., 1892-06-22
Pvpnpgnced IIopeIess, VET Saved,

From letter written by Mrs. Ada Il, Hprd, Of
GrOtOn, s, d., we quote: WAS taken with a bad
cold, when settled on my lungs cough SGT / u and
finally terminated IN OnnEumptlOn Bolr doc.
tors gave me up saying could live but q sholt
mined IL couldn't stay with my friends on
earth, would meet my absent ones 0bOve. My
hlisband was advised 70 get Dr. Kings New Dis:
eOvery for Consumption, Coughs and Colds /
gave Il trial. took In all, eight bottles; IL has
cured me, and thank God / now a we'll and
hearty woman" Trial bottles free at Ashcraft &
Clifton's Drugstore. regular size, soc, and 81 co.
Smyrna times., 1892-06-22

When the Chinaman has a vote, he
will be just as good as the native of
any other country. But vote or no
vote, in the opinion of many people, he
Is just as respectable, just AS honest,
and for industry, sObriety and frugality
he is away and beyond thousands who
come here form southern Europe, who
have only to wait the customary pro-
bationary period before being eligible
to the emOluments and hOnoFs OfOffice.
Smyrna times., 1892-06-22

Miss Van Rensler--"HOw in d. wuld
did yo' lose yO' toes, Mistah Auchin-
Gloss ?"
Mr.. Auehincloss --'S'pose SOU fink !
got ketohed in q mush.rat trap"
Miss Van Hensler--"Did yO'Y"
Mr.. Auchincloss (proudly )-"Nope,
denis heels. Judge.
Smyrna times., 1892-06-22

szny Of the earlier stages Of Consumption
can be cured. It's a matter OF evidence
strong enough and complete enough 70 war
rant the makers OF DR. Pierceis Golden Med
ical Discovery IN promising this:
II it's taken in time and given fair trial.
theyH relund the money in any case where
their medicine fails to benefit or cure
But it's medicine that doesn't fail, Il goes
70 the root of the trouble. Consumption Is
developed through the blood. and must ba
cured IN the same way. It's scrofulous
affection Of the lungs = a blood -taint And
the surest remedy for Scrofula In ali ia
forms, the most potent blood cleanser.
strength-restorer, and fiesh-buider known
70 medical science, is the Golden Medical
discovery" Il cures Scrpfula; It cllres
ponspmptiaaI 1t cures ali Bronchial, Throsat
and Lung affections. Asthma, Weak Innas
Severe, Lingering Coughs, aud kindred an.
ments--through the blood.
And L there's no help, there's no nav.