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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-16
BRIGHT BITS.

WHAT is the derivation of jag ?"
jag, l should say, Is derived from jug"
NeiC York Press.
JJuDoE-The prisoner is discharged
Pnsoner-Wen, begorra, didn't know OF was
loaded-1eras SiftincS.
Miss IRENE-I don't know what he was mad
about. he left me without saying word
Miss Laura-That was unspeakably mean
Chicago Tribune.
HoJAcK-Does the man you just spoke to
belong to your coterie of friends?
Enthusiastically he does. He made nv
coat.-Smth, Gray 1t Co.'S Monthly.
A CURIOUS SIGN has been adopted at Bombay
by a native baker, proud of his knowledge Of
English, European loafer,' being printed in
large letters over his door.-Tfd- Bits.
F1Gas-Look out, there's danger therel Don't
you see the red flag in front of that house?
DRgs-What is it-small-poX?
Figgs-No; auction. --SDltth's MonthIv
PRMus-Young DR.. Neale tells me that in
his specially he has never made mistake in
diagnosis.
secundus-what's his specialty-autopsies
Judge.
ALTHOUGH the hour grows sadly late
he fingers in that self-same spot,
Nor needs her dull, detected state
Time flies" he says but do not"
Washington Star.
LADY OF THE HOUSE Consulting card in her
hand(-Nou snginR-master But we do not
want a slngnZ-masTerl
Herr Pumpernickel-Bardo de lady next
door toldt me you wanted Won badly; she sent
me!-Tid-BitS.
Miss FIYPP-Do you know, have decided to
become a lecturer.
Miss Elder-You don't say
Miss Flypp-Yes. just think! All one has to
do is to go on the rostrum and talk and talk
and talk.-Judge
TIE SECRET OF Ir.-City Sportsman with $50
outiitl-Wen, boy, you seem to catch more fish
than do.
Country Boy (who uses angle-worms)-Yo
bet. There amt no flies on my hook-Street Dc
SMITHS Good NelcS.
"OF-of course, Mr.. Smith, feel very fiat
tered by your offer; but-but you can hardly
expect decided answer, as have known you
for so short time "
We'll, what am to do? All the girls who've
known me longer have refused me"-BufdIo
Express.
YOU'VE been counting six years, you say.
and proposed to her last night. Did she accept
you:"
she has taken till tonight to think about
What did she say when you asked herr"
she SAID, This is so student"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-16
PERSONAL.

MAURICE BARNES Is a new French writer who
is said to be 50 in touch with Renan as TO be
called after him.
The Writer'S Club Of London now has about
2)e members. Mrs. Frances Hodgson- Burnett
is one Of its vice presidents.
CHAScELLoR Snow Of the Kansas State Uni
versity is figuring on new bacillus which Will
exterminate the Hessian fly.
3. ANDREW FRANKLIN is said to be the first
negro student in the University Of Heidelberg,
where he IS now taking course.
MosT REV. ROBERT KNOX, D. D., IL. D.,
Protestant archbishop Of Armagh and Frimate
Of all Ireland, is seriously i'll with influenza at
Dublin.
LADY HARRIS, wife Of the governor Of Bonn
bay. is an ardent cricketer, and in a recent
cricket match was captain of the winning
eleven.
CONGRESSMAN HATCH is said to have cured
himself Of a strong taste for liquor ten years
ago by adopting Edmund Burkes cure-all of
hot water.
TIE SON recently born TO Prince Frederick
Leopold Of Prussia is the twenty-hfth living
prince Of the royal and imperial house of
Hohenzollern.
Mrs. AUGUSTA EVANS Wilson is living quietly
at Spring Hill, suburb of Mobile. The author
Of "Beulah" is said to be loath TO welcome
Anehe kives as rival in southern literature.
PRoF. JOHN X. PAINE Of Harvard, who is east
~ the first among American composers. is to
write the instrumental music for the opening OF
the Columbian exhibition buildings next
October.
EMPEROR WILLIAM has addressed letter OF
congratulation to Herr Won KOrn, the proprietor
of the SchieliscAe Zeituno. in London, on the
occasion of the 150th Anniversary of the found
ing OF that journal.
The latest of the hoy evangelists" is Harry
Davenport, a youth of 10, who has been CON
vertng the sinners of Missouri. He is said to be
successful at it, for he is gifted with e.oquence
and dramatic force.
FELIX VoLKHoPsKI, the Russian author who
is now in London editing Bree Russia, is an
escaped Siberian exile. He was banished for
life IN 1873 upon the charge of belonging to
society which is hostile to the present form of
government
MAURICE MAETTERLINK, called ''the Belgian
Shakespeare" declares the bard OF Avon to be
his highest source of Inspiration He is q, tall,
blonde and horid, and regards Foes Tale of
the Fall of the House of Usher" as the best short
story ever written.
ALPHoNso XIII. of Spain, though still baby,
has had his biography written-probably the
shortest life that ever yet had itself recorded
IN book. The authors Of this piece of royal
biography are Frances and Mary Arnold
Forster. The title OF the book is "Born
King"
NINE WHHELMIEE TURGENIEFF, the widow of
the famous Russian author, Ivan Turgenieff
died short time ago at her castle, Bert-Bois
near Marty. She was buried in the Pere la
Chase cemetery in Paris, The novelist is
buried In Russia. The dead woman leaves two
sons, one OF whom is a sculptor Of talent.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-16
A Song of Long Ago.
James Whftcomb Riley.

jones Whftcomb Riley.
A song of long ago,
Sing it lightly sing it low
Sing it softy-like the lisping Of the lips we
used to know
When our baby laughter spilled
From the hearts forever filled
With a music sweet as robin ever trilled
Let the fragrant summer breeze,
And the leaves of locust trees,
And the apple buds and blossoms and the wings
of honey bees,
All palpitate with glee,
Till the happy harmony
Brings back each childish JOY to you and me.
Let the eyes of fancy turn
Where the tum6led pippns burn
Like embers in the orchards lap OF towseled
grass and fern.
And let the Maynard wind
Still singing, plod behind
The cider press-the good oldfashioned kind.
Blend in the song the moan
or the dove that grieves alone,
And the wild " hrr of the locust and the bum
ble's drowsy drone;
And the lows OF cows that call
Through the pasture bars, when all
The landscape fades away at eyenfau,
Then, far away and clear.
Through the dusky atmosphere,
Let the wailng of the kildee be the only sound
you hear.
O, sweet, and sad and low,
AS the memory may know,
Is the glad, pathetic song Of Long Ago!
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-16
A landlords Bluff.

'Proprietors of country hotels sometimes
ring in desperate bluffs to make their houses
appear little higher toned than they really
are, remarked a travelling man at the Nicollet
the other day to q Minneapolis Tribune writer.
and then he won't on to illustrate: ut was at a
lite station in the southern part of the state -
said he. Il had run in there Just before noon
and, of course, was booked for dinner at the
only hotel in the place. was shown into the
dining room somewhat late by the proprietor
burly lrishman, who, after seating me started
in to do tho grand thing by waiting on me him.
self. What have you got? asked. 'Ereakfast
bacon and roast dock he replied with a -four
ish: Roast duck-that isn't so bad, thought
and so | told him would take some of that.
He was very much disconnected for a minute.
then he pulled himself together, laid his hand
All, you'd betner have tn ba-acon. All the
byes do be takin' it And so made a meal ON
greasy bacon and soggy potatoes. AS amatter
of fact there wasn't a roast duck within five
miles Of the house. l had simply called his
bluff "
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-16
index TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

SPECIAL NoT1cEs-Bonds and Stocks Wanted,
r. NJ. Demere, Broker; New York Custom
Tailoring House; To the WordnRmen, Appel s.
Schaul; Services at Park New Church; Any One
Can Buy a Home. @. H. Dorsett, Real Estate
Dealer.
TWENTY PER CENT OFF-B. II. Levy & Bro.
MEDIoAL-Wilber's Pure Cod Liver Oil and
Lime.
CIRCULAR No. 2O7-Railrosd Commission Of
Georgia.
TIE SALE OF THE FIVE DOLLAR SUITs-Falk
Clothing Company.
woRKINeMEN, ATTENTIoN-Appel & Schaul.
AUCTION sALE-Three Houses on Twelfth
Street by @. H. Dorsett.
CHEAP COLUMN ADVERTISEMENTS - Help
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent; For
Sale; ADJUSTMENTS; Lost; Personal; Miscellan-
eous.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-16

One seldom learns Of the United States
navy as a substantial entity except the re-
port be that some section of it is on a reef
or stuck in the mud somewhere The Ball
timore had just slipped out of the dry dock
at Vallejo, Cal, Tuesday when she went
into mud bank and stuck fast. Falling
water left her 80 high aground that some
of her plates may have been strained. If
men competent to keep the navy aaoat are
not In the service at present it might be a
good idea to wrap the pretty new ships in
scented pink cotton and tuck them care
fully away until the youth of the land can
learn the craft in foreign ships and grow up
to take command.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-16
MEDICAL.
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-16
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-16
Nothing Visionary About 1t.
From the Chfcapo Trib1lne (Dem.l.


Happily no visionary tariff plans are pro-
posed for the democracy, nor is there any
suspicion Of such plans Their aim now is the
enhancement of the free list in certain directions
the benefit Of which is admitted to some extent
by thoughtful republicans. If the party is sue
cessfu IN the presidential election its purpose is
70 reduce taxation and to make a low tariff
No purpose of entering upon a free trade policy
is entertained, and yet in their ealignorance Of
the tariff question certain southern editors are
endeavortng, Willingly or unwittingly, to create
that impression and assure defeat of democracy,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-16

Next Sunday the MORNING News will
begin the publication OF deeply interesting
story by David Christie Murray, entitled
'Bob Martins Little Girl" 1t is a story of
love and tragedy, and is highly sensational.
1t is regarded as Mr.. Murray's best work.
All of his stories are full of fire and passion,
of fierce love and still fiercer hate, and yet
they are full OF sweet and restful passages.
"Bob Martins Little Girl" will also appear
in the WEEKLY NEWS.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-16

The Cleveland Leader mentions the fact that
teardS were at one time taxed in England
They are now taxed by the tariff, in this coun-
try, along with wigs and ether proper adorn-
1nents. There is tariff tax on mere human
hair, before 1t has been made into anything
Let every baldheaded man range himself with
tue nosts OF tariff reform, that our hairs
may no longer be numbered by the minions of
the custom house.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-16

An incident that attracted Widespread
attention occurred in Richmond a few days
ago. A law suit between white persons was
tried and each side was represented by a
negro lawyer. When it is possible for a
thing like that to axe place in what was once
the capital OF the confederacy Of slavehold-
ing states, it is about time for sectioualists
in the north to shut up about negro oppres-
sion in the south
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-16
Sentiment Of the West.

from the Kansas CItV Star CITd.l.
1t is absurd to say that the west has entbu
siasm Tor recognition of its own men. Iowa
surrenders Boies to Cleveland. Illinois calls for
Clevela1d. 50 do Indiana, Ohio and Kentucky,
with available matter at home. The Pacific
coast recognizes no other claims. The Pacific
states lndorse the opinion of Montana, which is
that all our people are for free coinage, but
eX-Presldent Cleveland is undoubtedly the
choice of the democracy"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-16

The harmony and good feeling toward
each other, exhibited by Foraker and Sher-
maa after the Ohio caucus election, con-
tinues to be pointed out by republican pa
pers as political object lesson worthy of
imitation. The litany Of the wise politician
should contain a request to be delivered
from such place.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-16

President Diaz of Mexico is watching
Cara with more than ordinary interest.
He was once engaged in pretty much the
same kind of business himself, and would
like to see if there are any new tricks in the
trade since he retired.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-16

When the banking laws of a state are dis
covered to be so lax that cashier can steal
for twelve years without being found out
and punished, it is time for those laws to be
changed. Such a disclosure has been made
in New York
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-16
Lunatics and Cranks.

Chicago appears to be as greatly troubled
with dangerous lunatics and cranks as New
York. Tuesday United States Judge
Gresham had an interesting experience
with one of them. AS the Judge entered
the court room he was approached by
man who insisted that the marshal refused
to give him s., 900 which jay Gould had
sent him. The judge humorsd the man.
and finally succeeded in having him ar
rested by the police. The police had a
great deal Of trouble In getting him to the
police station. he was q powerful man,
and it required several policemen to arrest
him.
Wednesday DR.. Wilder, one Of the best
known physicians Of Chicago. was shot and
killed by lunatic. The lunatic summoned
the doctor TO his house to attend a man who,
he said, had met with a serious accident
AS the doctor entered the hall Of the house
the lunatic shot him to death.
The number of lunatics aud cranks in the
larger cities he's apparently greatly increased
within the last two or three months. AL.
most every day one or more of them do
something TO attract attention. There is
NV INV BAOOoDAJ q A1AA kOA PCIGOLSdkO Va
insane people in proportion to the popula-
ton than there were several years ago, but
the ways in which insanity manifests itself
seem to be somewhat different.
Nearly all the insane people who are men,
toned in the newspapers are crazy about
money. They either demand money from
well-known rich men or they believe money
they are entitled to is withheld from them.
Within the last few weeks as many as a
dozen men have been arrested in New York
for demanding large sums of money from
rich men of that city and threatening to kill
them unless their demands were complied
WITH
This condition of affairs shows that mems
minds are occupied with thoughts about
money to a much greater extent than they
should be. The poor envy the rich and
are constantly thinking of the great fort-
unes which some men have. Every once
in while the mind of some one of them
yields to the strain and he becomes u sub
ject for an asylum. If the desire to be rich
we're not so strong the number of cranks
and lunatics would be much smaller.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-16
An Object Lesson for Democrats.


Ohio furnishes an object lesson for Gov Hill
and other democrats anxious to push the silver
question to the front as an issue between par-
ties. AS result of this sort Of tactics Mr. Nc
kinley IS governor of Ohio, a republican senator
was elected to serve six years, and the state
will be gerrymandered 30 as largely to disfran-
chlse democratic voters. This was a big price
to pay for the qualification of the whimsey OF a
few cranks who desire to use the Democratic
party as an agency of financial Generalization.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-16

When an exchange editor rips a wrapper
these mornings and his eye falls on wide
and circling blue pencil mark, he knows at
once that another city is q candidate for
the democratic national convention.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-16
CURRENT COMMENT.
Froa. Tie Cleveland platndeaIer CDem1.

From tie Cleveland FIatndeaIer (Dem).
The democratic congress will neither make
nor unmake a democratic candidate for the
presidency, but II will make or unmake demo
cratic chances of success or defeat next No
veinoer oy the course it pursues at the present
session. Retrenchment and reform and war to
the hut on robber tariff is the policy that will
lead to success.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-16

On Jan. II the temperature was 40 be-
low zero in Montana, with the cold wave
moving east. This date will come in handy
next summer when the ice dealer begins
telling you about the remarkably mild
winter and the short ice harvest.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-16

THE Baroness Bertha Won Luttner of Austria,
the author of the book Away With War
Weapons" and one OF the principal delegates
TO the recent peace congress in Rome, has
established a monthly magazine In Berlin for
the purpose of promulgating her views regard :
ing the uselessneSS of war. The magazine will
bear the title die Waffen Nleder "
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-16
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-16

The United States Pottery Association is
in session in Chicago. So far not a word
has been reported of any discussion of the
newest thing in CHINA dinner set from
France, decorated with American flags and
eagles and labeled Harrison, 1892"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-16

Superintendent of Census Porter has gone
to Cuba to recuperate after the exhausting
labor of lowering the population of demo-
cratic cities and increasing the cost per
name counted.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-16

Farmers alliance petitions are being cir
culated in the northwest, to be transmitted
TO congress, setting forth that the farmers
are more in need of money than the fair,
and praying that Chicago be made to pay
for her show.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-16

A Washington dispatch to the Morning
News, published yesterday, said, in speak
ing of Congressman Livingston's speech,
that he had the best voice, at all events
of any one who spoke to-day If the
voice was the only good thing about it
the compliment is doubtful.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-16

Ohio newspapers are requested to make a
note of Jan. Is, 1892 Then, when they
again feel like descanting on lawlessness in
the south, they are requested to refer to
their files, and in their papers of that date
read of the lyncaing of Henry Corbin
Ccolored) at Oxford.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-16

Quay's proclamation of retaliation"
calling for ADMINISTRATION of the civil serv-
ice in Philadelphia. has been delayed only,
not abandoned. Quay sees Dalzen reaching
for his seat. and knows he must fight it out.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-16

Mr.. Egan, having at last got rid Of his
troublesome guests, partisaas Of the late
Mr.. Balmaceda, may now possibly be able
TO devote little of his time to the interests
of his home government.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-16

A Springfield (Ol medium night or two
ago materialized the spirit of a departed
Russian official. During the seance black
smith in the audience became obstreperous
and the spirit fell upon and thrashed him
roundlY. The spook being nihilist, OF
course the blacksmith was at a disadvan-
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-16

Certain utterances by Thomas E. Wat
son, the Southern Alliance Journal and
other newspapers in this state lead the New
York Times to ask, HAS Georgia been
sold to AillF" The answer is short, sharp
and decisive MOI
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-16

Embodied justice holding evenly ball
anced scales Is not the style that obtains in
Kansas. Justice there wants both eyes open
and Winchester handy See Botkin.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-16

Another of the Emperor Williams eccen-
tricities was noticed when he left out all
mention Of foreign affairs in his speech to
the Landtag, delivered Thursday.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-16

Will Mr.. Blaine propose a reciprocity ar
rangement with Mr.. Harrison in favor of
those recently excluded treasury clerks in
Philadelphia
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-16

If Jacques st. Cere" is indeed sincere,
disquiet reigns throughout Europe in place
of the several monarchs popularity supposed
70 be at the head of things.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-16

The dudes Of New York are in a state of
''blues" because snow storm came and
drove away the delightful English fog.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-16

In case of war, if the naval officers are
as valorous in battle as they are voluble in
peace, Chile viii be whipped before break
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-16

The activity in the ordnance factories
and works for the manufacture CT ex-
plosives in various parts of the country, by
order Of the government, indicates that
preparations for trouble are being made
whether the trouble comes or not. It is the
boar whetting his tusks in times of peace.