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St. Paul daily globe., 1892-01-22
THE BABY-WHAT is TIP

A Collection of Definitions That
Will Make You Think and Smile.
London Tid-Blts has just awarded a
two-guinea prize for The Best Defni-
ton of Baby" The prize was won by
Miss Nellie Braidwood, of GirYan, Eng,
who sent in this answer:
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CONTRACT WORk-GRADING ALLEY,
- BLOCK s. ARLINGTON HILLS AD-
DITION-Office of the Board Of Public
Works, City of st. Paul, Mimi. JAN 13,
1s92.-Seaed bids will be received by the
Board OF Public Works in and for the cor
poration of the City of st. Paul, Mime
sofa, at their Office in said city, until II NJ on
the 18th day of January, A. D. 1892 for
grading the alley i'll Block 5, Arlington Hills
Addition, from Edgerton street to Payne
avenue, III said city. according to plans
and specifications on file in the Office of said
Board.
A bond with at least two (2) sureties, in a
sum of at least twenty coy per cent or GER
titled check on a bank of St Paul in a sum
of at least ten (10) per cent of the gross
amount bid, must accompany each bid Said
check shall be made payable TO the Clerk of
said Board.
The said Board reserves the right to reject
any and all bids.
R. L. GORMAN, President.
Official: J. 7. KERKER,
Clerk Board of Public Works.
4
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Spirit of Repartee.

She-It is reported around town that
we are engaged.
He-I have heard worse things than
that.
Shp-T never have
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MI ASQUERADE and theater costumes,
1'I masks, wigs. boards, grease paint. Mrs.
L. NeitmRnn, 80 East Seventh.
EDRl. ATE nOoE IfAL, SChOOL Of
l. Midwifery-Mrs II. Stencil 29S Martin st
GROVE REPAIRS for all stoves at lSS
- West Seventh St. Seven corners
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STATE OF MINNESOTA.

STATE Or MINNESOTA,
COUNTY OF RAMSEY. Ss'
Office of the Register of Deeds
This is to certify that the within instru-
ment was filed for record in this Office at ST.
Paul on the 18th day of January, A. D. 1892.
at 10 o'clock a. M, and that the same was
duly recorded in Book of Incorporas
lions. pages 4I4, etc. CHAS. L. HAAS. ,
Register of Deeds I
By GEO. LEIsANDER. Deputy
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: A tiny feather from the wing of
: love, dropped into the sacred lap of
: motherhood.
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IL NJ. TEMPLE, 96 Germania Life Build
II. ing. +th & Mimi. Expert and Audit work

CONTRACT W0RK-GRADING LEWIS
- PARK-Ofice of the Board OF Public
Works City of ST. Paul, Mimi, Jan 13, 1892.
-Sealed bids Will DE received by the Board
of Public Works in and for the corporation
office in said city, until IL m. on the 18th day
OF January, A D. 1892 for grading Lewis
Park in Lewis Second addition. in said
city, according to plans and specifications on
file in the Office of said Board
bond with at least two (2) sureties in a
sum of at least twenty (20) per cent or
certified check on bank of St Paul in a sum
of at least ten QG) per cent of the gross
amount bid, must accompany each bid. Said
check shall be made payable 10 the Clerk of
said Board.
The said Board reserves the right to reject
any and all bids.
L. GoRMAN, President.
Official: J. T. KERKER.
Clerk Board of Public Works
iap1I-10t
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BRUNO BEAUPRE. [Seal.1
FRANK kEOGH. seal.
JAMES NJ. DAVIS. Seal.
THOS. B. ARNOLD. Seal.
Executed III presence Of
c. WELLINGTON,
FRANK A. ELDREDGE.

STATE GcE:s2T OF MINSNEsoTA, M ) SEs4y 9ss.
On this 18th day of January, A. D., 1892, be-
fore me, notary public within and for said
county, personally appeared Bruno Beau
pre-, Frank Keogh, James NJ. Davis and
Thomas B. Arnold, to me personally known
to be the same persons described in and who
executed the foregoing articles of incorpora-
ton: and each acknowledged that he exc
cuted the same as his free act and deed.
FRANK 4. ELDREDGE,
Notary Public. Ramsey County, Mimi.
Notarlal Seal,
} Ramsey Co.. Mimi (
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STATE OF MINNESOTA,
DEPARTMENT OF STATE.
1 hereby certify that the within instrument
was fled for record in this Office on the 10th
day of January, A. D. 1892, st 3 o'clock ..
m, end was duly recorded in Book c of
interpretations. on page
F. P. BROWN, Secretary of State.
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4 GENTS-Nc want capable representa-
~ tiveS in every section of the United
states: permanent positions: fine commits
sion; send stamp for particulars Connee-
ticut Manufacturing Company, New Haven,
Conn.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-01-22

A GENTS-Wanted, agents, one lady and
II one gentleman. with A l references. to
sell an improved patent white dress shirt
only out ten days on commission Address
for two daVS j ~ Globe.
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a PPKENTICE-Waute boy about six
n teen years of age 10 learn wholesale
business; give reference. Address i 81,
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POPULAR WANTS.
SITUATIONS OFFERED.
Males.

A GENT-general or special-wanted. Pure
n life insurance, cheapest known; re-
sponSible management; full claims paid !;
only twenty-four single assessments total
since 1885; liberal terms. Address Provident
Aid Society," Portland, Me
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MUSICAL.

7 EsSONS on the either given. 60 East
IL Twelfth st.
DIANO TUNER-Address S. E. Crutchett,
L Box 492, Postofice st. Paul; price, 81. so;
references
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FINANCIAL.

p Vi. NEWPORT n son, INVEST
a. ment Bankers loan money en- i'm
rrOved property in ST. Paul and Minneap-
OILS at q Ter cent "on or before. Offices
New Pioneer Press Building 81 Paul. and
Reeve Building MinneanOlis
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POPULAR WANTS.
FOR RENT.
Houses.

4 WE RENT HOUSES, STORES, OF
N. FICES. TAKE CHARGE OF RENTED
PROPERTY. TAYLOR'S RENTING AGEN,
CY. GLOBE BUILDING
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-01-22

IF YOU are wanting a loan on your horses,
L furniture. watches. diamonds or anything
OF value, be sure and go TO the old reliable
equare-dealing loan office of j. L. Strauch,
Room 10, Globe Building. You can get no
better terms. lower rates or easier return pay
ments elsewhere. Private rooms. Remember
Abe DlaoQ
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A-A-A-A-A-A-Amn A ne neIsohs 81 A \ ob. y

A A-A-A-A-A-A-A persons 50 n Z OBJ
watches. pianos furniture, etc, owing to a
dread of publicity; many complain of the
high rates charged: can loan you S25 to $50
on this class of security and guarantee per
man in your possession: monthly return
payments taken; courteous treatment as
sured; private room for ladies. 5. c. Horton,
Sl3 Jackson, corner of Third Room 4.
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POPULAR WANTS.
SITUATION OFFERED.
Females

DANGS BANGS Cut and cured' Is
- cents Bon1 on Hair Parlurs, 42+ Waba-
Sha. corner SeVeath
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Special to the Globe.
WASHINGTON, Jan. 21.-"The amount
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-01-22

DOR Notwithstanding house forty rooms |;
i steam heat; good opportunity. G. w,
Clark 20 German-Americau Bank.
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POPULAR WANTS.
SITUATIONS WANTED.
Nlale.

RARBER-Young man, eighteen years.
u wants TO apprentice to good barber.
Address 49l Superior st
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-05-11
Chinese Inventions.

We hear great deal Of the invent
i've faculty OF the Chinaman, but we
venture to assert that his ingenuity
has never been placed to more orig
inal account than in his inventions
relating to the doings OF European
scientists. There is an illustrated
Chinese journal, published at Shang-
hal, in which appear, from time to
time, popular articles on the science
Of Europe.
To show the kind Of ideas they are
spreading on the subject among the
Chinese, we shall give one or two ex-
amples. In one number we have an
illustration of the suicide of a Paris
ian aeronaut by means Of a balloon.
He is seated on chair with his back
to the window, through the open
easements OF which the balloon is
partly seen with its bottom attached
to his head, which he is in the act Of
cutting off with monstrous curved
knife. The balloon thus freed is I'M
derstood to transport the head to a
distance OF 200 "lys" Ga significant
term), where it is afterward found on
tree. In the meantime the body
falls into the room, and thus closes
the easements by two cords attached
to it's feet. Some writing held in one
hand informs the police that death
was self-inflicted.
Another suicide Is repored to be-
Queath his corpse to feed the wild
animals Of menagerie, and the Chi
nese writer goes on to say that for
Europeans there is nothing contrary
to Nature in doing so, but that it
would have been better If they had
given themselves to chemist, who
would have extracted their best prod
ucts, and utilized them in making
soap or grease. European science
has in fact arrived" he says, "at as
tonishing results; it wastes nothing;
there is nothing which it does not
utilize. An English chemist has
found way Of extracting soap from
the human body" Then follow two
realistic pictures representing the
English mandatory where this
process is carried out, showing the
workmen attending to the boiling
watts and supplying the perfumes, the
raw material" lying in piles, and Il
number OF young women close beside
them engaged in packing the bars OF
soap.-Science Siftings.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-05-11
The Wool Question Briefly Stated.

Free wool has been made an issue in
the presidential campaign by the near
ly unanimous vote of Democrats in
Congress. 1t makes no difference now
what they say in their platform; actions
speak louder than words. The wool
growers who prefer to abolish the duty
will vote for Democratic president
next November, knowing that he will
be prepared to sign any such measure
which his party demands with sub
stantial unanimity. In several journals
reasons are given at length for oppos-
ing free wool, but they do not place
stress upon the two reasons which
seem to the Tribune most important of
all.
1t is urged that at least $4,000, 900
sheep out of A 900, 900 in the country
are of the merino blood, which are not
probably raised for mutton, and would
be slaughtered and no longer raised at
all if duties on wool were removed. In
effect the destruction Of wool-growing as
an American industry would inevitably
result. No doubt this is true, and it is
a strong roeson for retaining duties.
Wool of the same quality, costing not
more than so to 80 cents secured, is inn
ported largely now, tho American
merino costing in secured condition
about twice as much. Such wool can be
grown in any quantity in Australia and
other countries where land is valueless
and labor cheap, and it is sheer folly to
suppose that the American grower can
compete at all without a defensive duty.
But this is not the greatest objection to
the abolition of that duty.
The greatest, in the judgment of the
Tribune, is that every one of the great
manufacturers must 90 down, if Justice
is denied to the wool-growers. When
the Tribune stated more than a year ago
that the wool manufacturer might count
with certainty upon absolute free trade
in woolens If the duties on wool
should be abolished, il was simply an
nouncing a political fact. Some per-
sons thought the remark threat, and
became warm about it. Nothing like
threat was intended, unless it be q
threat to tell child that fire will burn.
The relations between wool-gro we rs
and wool manufacturers have been
such for nearly thirty years that re-
moval of duties on wool would be in
stantly followed by demand from
wool-growerp for abolition of duties on
wooden goods-a demand which would
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-05-11
The Dominic Was Caustic.

A minister annoyed by tobacco
chewing thus spoke to his congrega-
ton: "Take your quid OF tobacco out
of your mouth on entering the house
of God, and gently lay it on the outer
edge of the sidewalk or on the fence.
1t will positively be there when you
go out, for a rat won't take 1t, cat
won't take it, dog won't take it,
neither will hog; you are certain Of
your quid when you go after 1t. Not
the filthiest vermin on earth would
touch IT."
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"The essence. of INV Democracy is nav

"The essence.ef my Democracy is nv
sublime confidence in the people [of
the South. They will do right when
thu right is understood by them. This
is their government and they will con-
troll its destiny. When it becomes OPP
pressive they will try to reform it..
When il becomes unbearable they will
destroy il and build upon the ruins an
other, fashioned with their own hands.
/ warn you, gentlemen, not 10 tempt
them too far. l remind you that it is
unwise to treat the sufferings of the
people lightly. "-Bankhead, of alabama,
March 3D..
"The United States Senate voting
money for the relief of the charitable
institutions in and about the national
capital is violation of the constitution
and should receive a severe censure |;
but on top of this that august body went
SO far last Friday as to vote 500, 900 to
the carousal fund of that national Re-
publican organization known as the
Grand Army of the Republic, which
gathers in Washington during the COM
ing mn."-Birmingham, Aia., Age
Herald.
The president of the Georgia Farm
ers' Alliance said, not long ago: Had
our Southern Alliance the power we
would. ..abrogate all pensions. The
war was over more than twenty-five
years ago and our Southern people
won't stand the swindle any longer"
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Q simply irresistible to coneressmen

be simply irresistible to congressman
in great many districts. T. .ch would
have to take his choice: TO IN ,et the de.
mands of the wool-growers or 60 out al
Congress.
1t is not the purpose here to consider
the merits of such demand. The fact
suffices that il would be made, and
would be obeyed by members enough,
with the Southern Tree traders, to abol
ish duties on wooden goods. When
that industry had been delivered ovei
to the tender mercies of British manu-.
facturers and their free trade allies,
thousands of employees and manufac-
turers would be ready to put other in.
dustfies on the same footing. This,
again, is not a threat; ii is merely fact.
If men of one great industry are to be
sacrificed, they are certain to vote that
others shall have no greater advantages.
The force that upholds protection as a
national policy goes to pieces and goes
down when protection is denied to the
wool-grower. If manufacturers doubt
it they take the risk.
A reason not political, but purely
economic, remains. Without removal
of duties on wooden goods, that manu-
facture must nevertheless go down il
the growing of wool in this country is
virtually stopped. 1t must go down be-
cause it will then be forced to depend
upon supplies of wool purchased in the
London market, which British manu-
facturers control. American buyers
may be as shrewd as any. But this
country does not control Australia. 1t
has no virtually controlling commercial
arrangements with the Argentine Re-
public, or with the countries bordering
on the Black Sea. American buyers
are not the largest customers for wool
in the world, and have not command OF
London money markets. When En-
gland forces us to buy In a market
which she controls, and to sell in mar
ket which she controls, the Declare
'tion OF Independence will have been
industrially revoked.-Neao York 1rib-
1lnS.
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A Warning to Amateur Humorists.

The task of a man who is compelled
to get up certain amount Of printed
humor daily is more laborious than
thing like it, too. He just carries
stuff to the level of the average COM
prehension, and, having deposited it
before the person to get the benefit OF
it, goes after more.
How does the humorst work?
Well, it depends largely upon his
temperament and greater or less fit
ness for his speciality. Some men,
although they have fair ability in
some lines Of writing, are slow to
originate humorous idea, notwith-
standing that they can appreciate it
in others. To such the writing of a
humorous paragraph or article is
something to be dreaded.
1t would be violation Of newspa-
per ethics for a professional writer to
decline to get up an article on any
subject or from any standpoint.
Given a theme, and told to treat it
humorously, the most sedate member
Of newspaper staff will attack it
without hesitation, and in his own
time will do the work well-perhaps
as well as the man whose speciality is
humor.
But, all! the labor OF the sedate
man! How each queer smile, every
epigrammatic sentence, and every odd
expression will wiring his soul and
mako his brain thrObi
Fun! Tell him that he ought to
enjoy his own fun, and he will prob
ably brain you with the office poker.
Ask the regular paragrapher whether
he enjoys his work, and he will think
you an idiot. He does it because it
is his work, but the terrible wrestle
he has with the English language
every day to evolve those atrocious
witticisms Of his no one knows but
himself
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-05-11
Denunciation of Union Pensions.

II do say that the enormous sum paid
in the way of pensions is double hard
ship on the people of the South. 1t is q
hardship because it is drawn, not fl ON
the wealth or property of the country,
but from its consumers. And it is q
hardship because that part paid by
them is transferred from the South to
the homes of these soldiers, thereby de-
pleting from year to year the money in
circulation. From all these causes it
results that there is dearth of money
south IF the Ohio River. "-,Speech Of
Patterson, Of Tennessee, an the House,
March 2.
1.-THE saddest thing in life to me is to
See a poor Confederate veteran as he
drags himself from his cabin to the field
80 labor, to earn bread for his wife and
children, and to realize that one-twelfth
of all he makes must be taken from him
10 pension some camp follower or bounty
jumper. "-Bdnkhead, Of alabama, IN the
House, March %.
"This Congress has passed a bill APP
propriating Sl40.000,000 for the pay
ment of pensions. This large amount
must f rst be collected from the people.
1t is a cash transaction, not credit, not
checks or drafts, but cash. This
amount is more than 81 per capita, or
more than So ,0OO,OO for the state of
Alabama, or nearly twice the amount
collected for state and county taxes in
that state; or, to put it more plainly,
each family of five is taxed more than
Yl0 for pensions. This money, the rep
yesentative of one months labor for
the head of the family on the farm, or
one-twelfth the years return for labor,
goes into the pocket Of some pensioner,
many of whom are rich men and wom-
en-. A very small per cent. goes back
to Alabama, for we have but few PEN
sioners, and those we do have are not,
as a rule, entitled to the money they
receive. "-Bdnkhedd, of alabama, March
%.
"When the people can no longer
stand the oppression, when they can no
longer remain silent, when the time
comes, as / believe it will if they are
not given relief, that the masses in this
Country rise up and demand justice at
the hands of the law makers, 1 trust
that may be found on the side of the
people and fighting with them for what
tbelisve to be just.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-05-11
The United States Beating England I'm
Canadian Markets.

The Canadian Manufacturer of April
gives list of articles imported into
Canada from the United States and En-
gland, and the list is quite suggestive.
1t shows how this country outstrips En-
gland in furnishing goods for one of
England's own provinces. 1t affords a
striking illustration of how the superior
skill and genius developed by protec-
ton in these United States, even with
our high wages, are gaining upon En-
gland in the worlds markets. 1t will
he observed that the articles enumer-
ated are, with few exceptions, not the
ones made from free raw materials, but
the ones which have been most highly
and consistently protected al along the
line of production. The imports into
the Dominion of the things mentioned
are as follows:
Articles of American manufacture which
compete successfully with British manufactures
in Canada:
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Tough Rows.

In Edinburg child OF has been sem
fenced to five years imprisonment for
stealing clothes and furniture from his
father.-Milwauke Sentinel.
THE champion precocious boy has
been discovered at Kansas City, Mo.
He is only 9 years old, but he pointed a
pistol at the paying teller and demand
ed all the coppers in the bank. With
the cheap novel and the sensational
newspaper always at hand youthful
morals ore very fortunate II they entire-
ly escape distortion. -Washington Star.
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If the theory Of the free trader, that
England is a better market to buy in
than the United States, is true, why do
not the Canadians patronize the home
land of. their Queen The fact is the
Canadians are wiser than the free trad
ers. They know good market when
they find one, and they are sharp
enough to see the superiority of
American articles over those of En-
glish manufacture. Look at al$articles
of hardware, for instance, saws, axes
and so on, boots and shoes, tin manu-
facturers, binding Irvine, and many
other articles. The list is certainly
very interesting and suppestiye
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FUN AND PHILOSOPHY.
The Hercules-Radish Trick-An nlustra-
ton of Atm ospheric Pressure.

We poor human beings would in
fallibly be crushed by atmospheric
pressure II our bodies did not contain
elastic fluids OF the same volume o.
pressure, which establish an equilib
rum. III we destroy this internal
pressure by creating vacuum in a
recipient we can demonstrate the eff
fects of atmospheric pressure.
This can be shown in very simple
way by cutting a common radish in
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-05-11
MICHIGAN STATE NEWS
OCCURRENCES DURING THE
PAST WEEK

Chase Nearly Wiped Out by Fire-Incendi-
arism suspected-Mammoth X. %. Il. M.
Encampment-Fatal Boiler Explosion
Lansing school Children Must Not Smoke
Cigarettes.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-05-11
The Old and the New Tariff Laws as
Touching the Farmers.

Perfectly beautiful to look upon is
the consistency of the free trader. He
is always extending his sympathy to the
farmer because he is not recognized in
the tariff. When among farmers he IS
very quiet about the agricultural sched-
ules OF the new tariff. The increase IN
the Mckinley bill of the rates of duties
on agricultural products ID given here:
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-05-11
THE SUNDAY SCHOOL.
SERIOUS SUBJECTS CAREFULLY
CONSIDERED.

Scholarly Exposition OF the Lesson
Thoughts Worthy of Calm Reflection
Half an Hours Study OF the Scriptures
Time Well Spent.
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potatoes, hay and meats were the same
in the Mills bill as in the old law.
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halves, following the interior slight.
ly, then rubbing it slightly upon a
dinner plate. In moment you can
lift up the radish by the tail and the
plate with it, for the plate will adj
here as tightly as if the two objects
were pasted together. This is known
as the "hercules radish trick"
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Next Lesson-"Daniel and His Compare
tons.p Dan. 1: S-21.