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The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1892-07-03

Tho father had como to tho commencement
exercises. and tho son WAS showing the sights.
Zee that heayy-sot fellow over there y 4
pump said tho boy as they passed through
the campus
Yes; who's he - responded tho father. with
=. Hes our champion, football kicker: and
thst ono he's talking to leads In baseball."
tern jaws2'
:. He's our champion tonnis PLAYER Nobody
Ia tho state can swing a racquet In the same
utmnsph"rc hn does"
Proud .: hin.f" ventured tho father
You bet ~" nre. and so wa are OF the dark.
haired follow down there hy tho gate. Hos
ourcrack oafsman and best all-nround gym
mast. Far" combination. but he's q corker. 10
Jimmie" and tho son throw kiss to Jimmie.
by the way. inquired the father. who 10
VgI"iictorian o. the class this YEAR,"
...Xaledictorian he asked.
.,fos: yaledict9rlan2" repeated tho father
from the son next; and the father went righk
down to the first train out and got on board
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1892-07-03

on whom n funeral pro-
cession would scarcely
cast q shadow. In cach
face Is q Quivering
doubt, a wistful in.
auiry. and under each
arm Is n bottle. can.
jug. Jar. pail or pitcher.
as tho case may DO.
containing Jinrikisha.
Highjinks. Wahoo. and
other well-known min
eral waters.
The fairy football OF
tho fat. man heralds
the approach of tho
mourners. His dim
pied hand grasps q
bottle. In extreme con-
trast to his own style
OF beauty. which nat
urally eets him of to
great advantage.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1892-07-03

and foreign parts? Tho specimens aro numer-
GUS and interesting, and the danger, in cap-
turing certainly not greater than. in hunting
wild boasts. But tho great hit in this limo
would to have tho specimens stuffed and
mounted In a lifc-liko manner. and placed In
the world what Chicago can do ii sho half tries,
and her special advantages as compared with
tho rost OF tho country.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1892-07-03
with wIukS In II.

From The Caiop9o DaGV 7riiras
You. say you drank nothing but soda
water" inquired tho police magistrate.
Was l. Just the plain sodat"
wei. 1t had one ar two winks In II, your
Honor" Reluctantly admitted the biear Dyed
and demornlized prisoner.
Thirty days" sal the magistrate. "forat-
temDtineto give theiCourt wind. Next"
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1892-07-03

plato inside and IA heart
Of oak. Even for bath
Ing purposes 1t Is
doomed impracticablc.
not to say unsafe.
Witness! A maiden
OF uncertain ago was
frightened into drivel-
ling idiocy by the ap-
partition in her teacup.
A convivinl old soul
going to tho Turkish
bath to recover from u
slight case OF jays.
brought on by his OK
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1892-07-03

tBoarders Carry -arouid Their Own Drink
some Unrortuns 10 Experiences.
All the boarders fipe slowly through tho din
Aing room to meals hloe q melancholy serpent,
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1892-07-03

WAS confronted by
such hobgoblins that
no became firmly con-
WINGED that tho Bap-
lists were in direct
communication with
tho OWL one, and
Rtraightway won't ovbr
to q sect which uses
less water. Hereafter
SEQ advertisements.
not only in restau-
rants. but In Turkish
baths and churches.
reading. "Tiltere d
water used lioro."
There Is no great
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1892-07-03

loss wthDut sOmo An AFPtRTi0N n ITK VOF'
small gain" and even In this lamentahlo state
of affairs one can see n good opcnin. for
q smart business man. Why not opon
and geological gardens In this country
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1892-07-03

But lot no man imagine that these wilted
threatened i'll. No Stranger. look on this
flngon OF Chicago water and it's contents. here
represented MS they are actually visible to the
naked eye, and say. would You not also shud-
der and fall backl
:" Water water everywhere. and you dassent
drink drop" that te, unless you have a boil or
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1892-07-03

Rebeccn pose. with
an ornamental pitcher.
Then follows the fe-
mnle doctor.with a bad
complexion. q prehis-
toric costume. and o
skull = and crossbones
looking bottle. which
probably doesn't con-
tain prussic acid or
belladonna. but looks
as though 1t might.
There's the gentle
manly floor walker.
who trends the boards
with q fascinating
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1892-07-03
THIS CREATURE ROSE FROM THE PLUNGE.

THIS CREATURE ROSE FROM THE PLUNGE.
Bot leavening the whole lump and imparting
to It the gentle aroma Of his individuality Is
the native pure and sim pie. a cyclone straight
from theprafrie. q rusher from wayback. raw
boned. Rrimy. and with manners OF the most
execrable sort. The only person who looks as
though he could ever smile again and find life
worth living is the Colonel. lately arrived. who
vows he always did say water wasn't ut to
drink. and. BY gosh! this proves II.
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traordinary care OF tho inner man. met with
such u frightful creature in tho plunge that he
was thrown into commissions. possessed OF the
idea that he had 'cm again.
But still ,saddor affair. as concerning the
Baptist church not long since when n cnndi-
dnte for hn ptism on stopping into tho Water
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1892-07-03

grace. born OF long practice. under tho ortiz
cal eye OF the naughty danes Of the counter.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1892-07-03
A r1AaoN OF CHICAGO WATER.

A FLAaoN OF CHICAGO WATER
Then there's the grass widow who keeps
books. the crusty bachelor who goes to ball
games. and many others. while scattered
among them are numerous transients. who
have just run down for day or two to do
little divorcing.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1892-07-03
CHICAGO WATER.

CAMILLE FLAMMAnoN
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1892-03-30
A Sympathetic Boy.

Young Hopeful-Papa, 1t worries
me awful to think how much trouble
give mamma
Papa-She hasa't complained.
mo, she's real patiest. But she
sfien sends me to the stores for things,
and tho stores is a good ways off some
times, ana l know she gets most SICK
wail'n' when she's in hurry"
Mot often, guess"
"Oh, she's most always in a hurry.
She gets everything all ready for
bread an finds at the last minute she
hasn't any yeast; or she gets pudding
all fixed and finds she hasn't any nut
meg or semething; an then she's in
an awful stew 'cau,e he oven is all
ready, aud may be company COMM;
and can't run very long distance,
you know, and l feel very sorry for
poor mamma"
Hump! Well, what can we do
about lt?"
II was thinking you might get me
= bicycle"
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1892-03-30

cleared $685. inside of tive months.
The State pays SIS, and in many dis.
tricts the sheep men pay So, ard in
SEINE cases $40 for each scalp.
The Truckee Republican says that
Z. T. Huntington gave it out that he
was csming home by way OF Ogden
and so the read was put In apple pic
order for him, and then be quietly slid
round by the Southern route where
they were not looking fol him. Avery
smooth piece of goods is C. p.
Jas. Compston Of Sweetwatsr came
in on Monday. He says the farmers
are engaged in their Spring work The
revival Of business in Bodie and vicin.
ity will make coed market for their
produce, and they are hopeful of an
abundant harvest Mr. Cempstoa saws
that about 10000 sheep are being shorn
on his place.
Carson Appeal: California has
fiunked tho fight for silver. Loud
voted against US on Thursday and Eel
ton will fight us in The Senate. Ne
vada silver has more than once saved
California frem bankruptcy. If she
insists on knitting us We can easily re.
taliate by trading with Ogden and Salt
Lake Instead of Saa Francisco. Such
measures ought to be instituted at
once.
A. w. Curtis has bought out the
saloon business of l.. r. Knowles, and
will make it the most popular resort in
town. The stock of liquors and cigars
is firsi-class. The piano has boon
newly tuned, and these Of musical
turn can while away an hour very
pleasantly. The shooting gallery 10
also in good trim, and there is always
chance to make bull's-eye. Billy
takes this opportunity to invite all his
old friends and any member Of new
ones to give him 4 csll and test his new
goods.
Frank Sullivan, aged 10, who carries
the San Francisco papers at night
from Reno to Virginia City, left Vir-
ginia City Tuesday afternoon or one.
horse buck board, accompanied by
Dick Whalen, a youth of IS years.
On their return 10 Virginia City that
night the horse became unmanageable
near the toll house ON the Geger
grade, where Sullivan claims he fell
out Of the vehicle. Later Whalens
lifeless body was found in the road
with the forehead crushed in and the
face covered with blasd.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1892-03-30
How Values Fluctuate.

Virginia Chronicle. John Crosby
has pug dog pup that he received
from Vallejo some three weeks ago.
1t is frisky little rascal. and yester.
day morning while mapping at its
mistress, Miss Carrie, it disloJged the
stone in diamond ring she wore, and
swallowed it. The household became
alarmed, and the pup was securely
faatened in dark room. John came
down town and after relating the CIR
cumstance of the pug and the diamond,
offered to sell the pug for a nominal
sum. Thsre were none whe wished TO
buy long on the dag market, and
shorts were scarce. Luckily, hswever,
later in the day when the dog was re-
leased from confinement and a battery
assay of the deposit on the mill floor
made, the diamond was found.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1892-03-30
Paper Thieves

William Fulstope, the well-known
farmer Of Sweetwater, was in town
during the week shaking hands with
cid friends. Mr.. Ful,tons complains
that the BULLETIN does not reach him
regularly. Each week the BULLETIN
is mailed To every subscriber and the
mail is paid Only one of tive things
must happen, viz: The papers mis-.
carry or some psrssn lntercepts them
If they miscarry ii is the fault Of the
postefflces, and the fault should be ut
once attended to; if the papers are
tampsred with. and the culprit can be
dstected, we will dc our utmost to
land him in the penitentiary. Gem.
plants like this are frequent, and are
becoming tritlo nonotonsus.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1892-03-30
The Silver Bill.

Whether the Silver bill will be
mail, killed in the House cannot be
told at present. The vote on Thurs
day WAS an astonishmeut 10 the coun-
try, and can only be explained, as we
LOOK at IT, on the theory that the Demo.
cratic party hiss determined not to
commit itself in advance on the silver
question, ii being sure of the solid
South and reasonably sure, on Mr.
Hill's promise, OF New York, and with
II, no doubt, New Jersey aud Connect
cut. The men OF the West only take
TINS thought home to them, that both
the old parties nave acted In cowardly
and contemplate manner; because
there was an overwhelming majority
in the House in tavsr of silver, and
they are being held back now. not
through any sense of patriotism, but
SIMPLY with the hope OF gaining a
partisan advantage by defeating the
BILL Even now New York City needs
the measure more than the West does.
lhe commercial columns Of New York
papers show for the very last week
prices lower than ever known before.
and the market still falling, and this is
the fact VIXEN they have been blessed
with a bountiful crop North and South.
They charge it to ever-producti IN, as
though there was ever. production of
everything. They will not soc what Is
true, that those prices are regulated hy
the amount OF money in the world,
and that the game they have been
playing for Is years has been slowly
reducing the country toward the level
Of business in China. They have
reached a point now when production
is without preit in every branch of
trade, except the matter Of breadstutfs,
and that Is profitable only for the time
being, and only because a famine has
made destitute millions across tho sea.
For the fifteenth year the perfectly
disciplined few composing the creditor
class, backed with money and backed
with the promise of future political
preferinent, has been able to overcome
the undiscipllned host that make up
the producing classes of this country.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1892-03-30
Orga nixe and Advertise

The Reno Journal of last Friday
contains the following: Last evening
a goodly mum Der OF citizens asse m bled
at the law office OF Judge Webster and
organized The Western Nevada lmmi.
grafton Association. The organization
was effected by the following Trustees
Rev. Thomas Magill, President; WI.
hncx, Secretary; j N. Evans, Treas
urer; Rev. T. p. Bradshaw and Wm.
Webster.
The object OF the Association is 10
disseminate knowlsdge of Nevada as a
health resort in the Eastern States,
where the State Is now known only as
a part of ths great Amerlcsn desert.
II is not known even To Californians
that this is State with vast undeyel
epsd resoul ces. There are within its
limits gold, silver, copper. nickel,
cobalt, lead and non mines, and there
is scarcely mountain range in which
one or mere OF these metals Is not
found. There are sulphur, bsrax and
salt deposits, quarries of marbles, and
heds OF gypsum. The ssgebrIsh
plans, which naturally produce only
the scantest pasturage, when cultivated
prove 10 he as fertile and productive "a.
any in the world. All the cereals,
fruits and vegeta blss of the temperate
zene are produced in abundance in
Nevada, and the soil seems to be
peculiarly adapted to the growth of
alfalfa, the most succulent, and, taken
all in al the best forage plant in the
world
AS a health resort the State has no
superior and few equals. Csusump.
ton is never generated here, and con-
tagious diseases never become epldemi c
in Nevada. The atmosphere is the
cleanest, the air the purest and the
climate the hcalthiest in the United
States, and ii is only necessary to ad-
vertise its advantages to make 1t the
great health seeking resort Of the
United States.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1892-03-30
Signs of Decay.

That business on the Comstock is
degenerating in more ways than one
is daily evidenced, and it is apparent
the population of the lsde is growing
less. This condition Of things il
known frsm the fact that vacant build.
ings which have long been untenantsd
are being torn down, the owners net
desiring " pay further taxes on the
property. The two frame buildings
On Union street opposite the railroad
depot, owned by Oliver Lonkey, are
being torn down and the lum Der carted
away, and three mers on Howard street
belonging to the same party will suffer
the same fate. 1t is expected tho
County Assessor will make his prop
srly tax levy next month, and to tear
down the buildings will prove more
profitable than to pay taxes On them.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1892-03-30
THE Queens" Prixe Problem.


Mr.. A. and Mr.. B. have TO cut down
u mighty tree. The time twill take
for Mr.. \. this mighty Tree alone to
slay, is 60 minutes-sla time
Beneath BIS blow, the bulk sublime
goes 10 the ground in half that time.
The question now we ask of thee is,
how long twill take 10 cut this Tree if
both begin-one On each side-and
thus their labor to divides
The Queen will give an elegant Ma.
son 4 Risch or Steinway ZINE Toned
Upright Piano TO the FIRST person an
swerins the above problem correctly /.
An elegant Gold Watch for the second
correct answer; a China Dinner ct
ser the third correct answer; an elt.
giant Silk Dress Pattern tor the fourth
correct answer; and many other val
liable prizes. Valuable special prizes
will be given Tor the first correct an.
swers from each State. Each person
answering must enclose Is L s. two
cent stamps for :" The Canadian Queen
Galop,' the latest and most popular
piece of 50-cent copyrighted music
issued during the past year. Just out,
together with copy of The Queen con
tain,ng full particulars. The object
Of offering these prizes is TO increase
the circulation Of The Queen, which
already is the largest OF any publica-
ton in Canada. By sending To-day
you may secure valuable prize. Ad-
dress The Canadian Queen, ""
Toronto, Can.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1892-03-30

II have just recovered from a Sec
ond attack Of the grip this year." says
Mr.. Jas. o. Jones, publisher of the
Leader, Mexica, Texas. "In the latter
case l used Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy, and think with considerab bic
success, only being In bed little over
two days, against ten days for the first
attack. The second attack ! am salts
fled would have been equally as bad as
the first but for the use of this remedy,
as | had to 60 10 bed in about six
hours after being struck with it.,
while in the first case l was able to
attend to business about Two days be-
fore getting down." so cent bottles
for sale by r. NJ. King and Knapp s.
Laws Co.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1892-03-30

Mess Cage & Sherman, of Alexan-
der, Texas, write US regarding a re-
markable cure Of rheumatism there as
follows: THE wife of Mr.. VIVA.
Pruitt, the Postmaster here, had been
bed-ridden with rheumatism for sew.
eral years. She could get nothing to
do her any good. We sold her bottle
of Chamberlain's Pain Balm and she
was completely cured by its use. We
refer any one to her to verify this
statement" 80 cent bottles for sale by
r. Nj. King and Knapp & Laws Co.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1892-03-30
Train and Stage

The regular daily train to the Mound House
leaves Candelaria at 200 A NJ, arrives at
Hawthorne at II :05 A. NJ and leaves Haw-
thorne al II rs \. NJ.
The regular train going south arrives at
Hawthorne at 4:25 P. M. departs 70: south
stations at 4:55 p. NJ. and arrives at Candelaria
s:o5 p. NJ.
Hogan's stages leave the Lakeview Hotel at
B O'Clock A. M. for Bodie, Aurora and Bridge
port. Stage from those places arrives in
Hawthorne at 3 P. M.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1892-03-30
Another Plot.

The CARA horrible thought strikes
mel
The Lord High Execu,ioner-What
is that, your majesty
The Czar-If that dentist was y
Nihilist he may have filed my teeth
with dynamite. Then, the first time
bite hard | shall Flow the top of my
head oil. Il Puck.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1892-03-30
Taken for q Crank.

A semi-fiendish delight often seems
to possess people of strong nerves in
sneering at those with weak ones. The
rrilablity of the nervous hypochsn-
driac is ridiculed as natural i'll tenn
per. The very genuine and distressing
symptoms from which he suffers are
made light of He' or "she is n
crankn is the cheerful sort Of sympa.
thy with which the nervous invalid
meets from the unfseling and the
thoughtless. At the same time no
complaint il more detned and real,
none has more easily explainable
origin when it is chronic. Imperfect
digestion and assimilation are always
accompanied by nervous debility and
anxiety. Build up the powers of as
similation and digestion with Hos
letters Stomach Bifters, and nervous
symptoms, sick headaches and gen
orally teesle condition of the system
are remedjed. Remember that fearful
ravages are produced by ia grippe
among weakly, nervous people. Hos
letters Stomach Bittefs cures it, and
prevents malaria, rheumatism and kid
ney complaint.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1892-03-30
Republican County commItte,

By a notice in another column it
will be seen that meeting Of the Re-
publican County Central Committee 10
called for Saturday next at the Court
house. A full attendance is required
as arrangements for the prim aries to
elect delegates to tho National Conven
ton will be made.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1892-03-30
Roll of Honor,

Following Is the roll of homer oil
Hawthorne public school for the month
of Mach:
Willie Box, SO.
Edith Hart. 9S
Jerry Snyder, 81.
Fred Balzar, 81.
Emma Baker, SO.
Lille Miller. SO.
Eva Hill, 95.
Charlotte Laws, 95.
Duane Stsner, 95.
Charles Box, "a.
Minnie Crutcher, 90.
Maud Bruette, 90.
MARY LEETE, Principal.
Bert Balzar. 90.
Dora Aaroe, 90.
Rita Mccarthy, SO.
Emma Bowler, 90.
John Morgan, "a.
Florence Balzar, "a.
Edwin Box, "a.
Violet holland, SO.
Alice Laws, 93.
1nger Aaree, 90.
Jennie Box, 92.
Nellie Wilson, 80.
AMY LLOYD, Assistant.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1892-03-30

The facilities Of the present day for
the production of everything that will
conduce to the material welfare and
comfort Of mankind are almost unli,n-
tied, and when Syrup of Figs was first
produced the world was enriched with
the only perfect laxative known, as it
is the only remedy which is truly
pleasing and refreshing to the taste
and prompt and effectual to cleanse
the system gently in the Spring-time
or, in fact, at any time, and the better
II is known the more popular it be-
comes.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1892-03-30

Fine Job Work of all descriptions
neatly done at this Office A new tab
let machine for lettel and billheads
just received.
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1892-03-30

A large quantity of babbit metal for
sale at this office for 10 cents per pound.
Who wants itP
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1892-03-30

tB- Your patronage lie always ap.
preciated, and no matter how small
your purchases, you may rest assured
il will be our constant aim to give our
customers the best goods that can be
obtained and at reasonable prices
Walker Lake bulletin. (Hawthorne, Nev.) 1883-1926, 1892-03-30

Following Is the roll of homer OF
Hawthorne public school for the month
of March.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1892-12-16
Scientific Education.

Information concerning the positions that graduates of scientific schools ob- tam is readily gained by consulting the lists of graduates usually given, with their occupations, in catalogues of the best institutions. To generalize, SCI entitic school of good reputation feels, in granting a diploma to student of marked ability, that it places to his credit fund equivalent to not less than ten thousand dollars. This statement will, doubtless, be readily understood if an instance be assumed of two young mon of equal ability, one of whom grad uates with honor from a scientific school at the age of twenty-two years, while the other engages in business with no assistance except his own en- crgy and intelligence, which is true in a large majority of instances. Within four years after graduation, the young man from the scientific school will re- least fifteen hundred dollars. The young man in business will meet with more than the average of success if at the end of four years he receives three dollars per day for his services, unless he is located in New York or Chicago. Independently, then, of the great sat isfaction which any educated person derives from his attainments and the greater enjoyment of the best interests of life" which can only be appreciated by cultivated mind, the young man who adopts profession within three years after graduation receives an an nual income of six per cent. on ten thousand dollars, the difference be tween his annual salary and that of the young man in business. At the end ot ten years, those who studied faithfully while at the scientific school are receiv. ing from four thousand to eight or ten thou sand dollars year from their sal. aries alone, while men of equal orig. inal abilities are doing well if they can earn three thousand dollars with out imperiling capital of their own.