New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-05-31
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

They were having q little contugal argument ABOUT
the fondness Of for cosmetics when ne tnougns
10 clnch the argument by exclaming, AheeS ns'er
nafntn Perhaps not she calmly rePheo' ous
all the same you never saw an angel uat Tasn's
oa,ntsds And the only way he could get oot OF
=, 49, no declanns that she was angel. which
compelled her admit that he had seen ss lease ons
implanted angel.
A Little Grammar Lesson.-"Iira. you don* seem
Rome Use finished up all tho work they was to be
did,
9ye y sns r''A
"In the name Of an honest ballot and all that Is
pure and holy" yelled the Democratic orator, Il
ask where are the limitations OF TRUTH
aAt Albany shrieked the little man on the back
seat. Look at them thar census returns. Blanca
poor limitations. too'
Little Boy" Mamma, may 50 eshinSr
my so I'm ,s afraid yoyn aa get S aTST ms
Sat sSs may go srSp Smiths God News ~
runlcus-Helo, raining again. I'll lose my good
name today sure.
Bluntlegh-whats tho rain got to do with It'll
Funcus-Just had my name engraved on my UNI
brcus
THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY.
How drear 30 my heart are the scenes of my manhood
Which party detection presents 10 my view. .,
The wrangng, the blcher1ng, the deeptansIed oiua'
And ali The mistakes Of the Democratic crew.
h Ss T mares nd hs pitfalls where some Of them fell.
The liquor saloon and the gambling nell Mgn H.
1S S o oH rciteh item" party e the ed eound Old party
The moss-covered party that all know SO well.
This moss covered party Is really treasure
Rw often Mt night. In the Tamnany neM,
They found IL a source Of exquisite pleasure
10 count up the Doodle" their places will yield.
Then sezing the ardent" with hands that are Know
Down quick through their outlets the LIQUOR 1T fell.
And soon filing up with the stun over1owing
The old rotten party the hidebound Old party
The moss covered party That all know 50 Well
How sourly" the leaders "cussing" each other.
How bitter the words that fall from their lips.
While the party IS grooming and crying with anguish
And the cup OF adversely mournfully sips; lilo.
Though they lift mp their voices I'm lOad lamentauon,
ThomSh crocodile tetrs, most efusvely sw,ll.
Vet nothing can help the bad reputation
The mo ssr party the moribund party,
The rotten old party that all know so we'll.
Dumbleigh-De Plimmer spends all his time reading
ma gazine stories.
Bumleigh-Ceroals excellent brain food. my dear
fellow. De Plmmer has paresis, you know.
Goethe thanks the hy which drives him early from
dawn loses much lie loses the sweet songs OF tne
mir he loses the siences Of nature before the noisy
work Of the day begins he loses the beauties OF ne
,
Ing upon the empurpei hills. the smoke curing up
wari from the farmers cottage. And vet. when gu gu
neis sh bedroom window at O'Clock in the morn
Ing deserves nothing better than good Whipping
-(Boston Transcript
W. Nephew King jr.. late OF the United states Navy
contributes to IIaper's Weekly an instructive
article on the country about Lake Nicaragua II Is
cmbeshed by map OF the region showing the course
of the proposed canal and by numerous graphic
Illustrations.
a strange Petit may be safely stated that As 8;
II tame sea lion. During the nshing season OF Inst
year a fisherman named Pete Andrews. employed py
Devlns canncry, In making his haul brought 10 .ne
surface baby lion In the net. The little creature
was so helpless and beated SO paintive' ns' I'M
fisherman taxing pity, brought II ashore WIN Ira m1'I
attached TO its master. This season the vouhg pa
lion Is allowed TO accompany the boat and to tS
his master. when the net is hauled In the amman
VIII come alongside and bark un tharm II reefS sss
practice OF giving II at every haul. IL Is eer'A""
a unique pet.-tAstoran.
The casustry OF the small boy is nearly always u"
tercsting. "John.' said mother. You must ho' ~
in swimming to-day. You said You had the s'o"a'"
ache you know" "Yes. mamma" replied Joihn''
." but III swim on my back"
remarkable token of the importance Of the 10Y
Industry In the ancient city Of Nurcmburg Is afforded
by the great gathering of the public halls AT
banquet in ceebnton of the completion o, ,.r "a.
800 O00ih model steam engine by wellknown ak;
Among the guests the heads OF the muhellam,y
and OF several industrial and commercial corpcra'ios
Tho little model which marks this stage In the 10Y
making industry OF the Nuemburg firm was cons'.u ,
ed with the latest improvements IL was adorhea WV
n laurel wreath and exhibited in the hall. SIDE oS
side In order to show the progress in CONSTRUCTION VIZ.
model of tho date 1910 II is sad tlat tns isoi ,n
alone has also out more than $4,000 magic is&
OpLcia0.