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Omaha daily bee., 1892-11-19
REVENGE.

NeiU Yo,h HcHdld.
Not only did he pay the price
Tho OhincSc laundry wanted;
lie paid his wardrobe to replace.
Where new made tutters Haunted.
Tire Wild expense so reused his ire
lie seized his ready FaDcr
And wrote u 'atning arIcle
About "Chineso choap labor"
Washington Star: whats yeh stanin' dah
do'u'Y asked a FoIgy Bottom native
"Iso fig5erin' on de ta'in."
~ on is. is ychr'
''Yassendcod. l'se got 1t all plain how dey
kin reiuce dc taxes
"Rasius, you satny does min me oh wbite|
folks ebry oncet in erwhile, De folks datI
worries mos 'DOut de taxes is dc ones dat ainj
got mono ter pay
Somerville Journal: lle-Do you love me fl
Shu-lf didn't how could possibly endure
hear NJ you ask me thnt Same old chestnut
question so often rs you do!
Rochester POST A DIplomat: Bobby-Say1
Du what do yod do when ma says you've becL1
on n iamboreef Pu-There. that'u do lonl
like jam yourself, don't you. Bob5y2
Cincinnati Commercial: Mr.. Akin You
sec things in II different light sine" you mar-
ricd do you not? Mr.. Nuwed-l ought to-
There were fifteen lamps among our wedding
presents.
Post pspltch: The auctionecr is said to bo
the shortest lived OF men And that IS right
Isn't no always saying. Gong. gong! gone.
Chicago Tribune: "Richard H." said tho
eminent tragcdian IN his deepest chest tones.
'is my best howleu''
Elmira Gazette: Jagson says the only
thin. in his house that doesn't seem TO collect
dust Is his boys savinSs bank
Omaha daily bee., 1892-11-19
MERRi ,JTNGLES,

Galveston News: "Thcrc is always room at
tho top" hut you had better carry up with
you n big basket of victunls.
Boston Courlcr Tho kcnncl-keepcr pre-
serves his life by going to the dogs
Noukcrs Gazette Fiv time may he over,
but III the boarding house fruit cake tho fly is
still currant
Alton Democrat: 1t is said that care killed
the cat. CnG cannot use too much care ia
dealing with oLc's neghbor's feline favorite.
Omaha daily bee., 1892-11-19

Little thyme. Iiut Much Reason.
YcInmth BWtJuiH.
Let nll the people shout
For Van Wyck Is knocked clonr out
Calamity has cot the bounce;
Tho Lord Is with Lorenzo Crounsc.
Omaha daily bee., 1892-11-19

Judge Shields says that the senatorial out
come will DEPEND on the psrsonpei of the
candidates and tho personal feeling OF tie
members of the independent party, who we're
formerly republicans and democrats. toward
tho parties that they left. II think that the
democrats, or some OF them at least, feel
very friendly toward Paddock, for he wasn't so
verv much opposed to them on the tariff and
on some other matters and believe that he
would be more satisfactory to our party than
any other publican could be. He voted
against the Mckinley bill, or part of IL,
aud he is not regarded as very steep pro.
tectionst."
Omaha daily bee., 1892-11-19

Hon. George d. Meiklei ohm of Fullerton,
congress man ELECT from the Tnlrd district,
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HOUSE NOTES.

1t is Col. Carriers opinion that
Saturdays whole fracas sprang
from an IDOL jest of the House
jester, who holds billet on the P.
c. A. Jest SO.
Col. Carter, of Gainesville, takes
exception to the suggestion of Rep.
Kaunamano, that a gentleman who
keeps in his house, and reveres old
Hawaiian idols, is violating the
scriptural idea that man cannot
serve God and idols at the same
time. Col. Carter recalls numer-
Gus local instances wherein the
service of God and Mammon have
run neck and neck in the esteem
of truly good men. That old pre-
judice is pretty well exploded, in
enlightened quarters.
Rep. Smith says that Rep. Bipi-
kane would make a good fog-horn.
n. B.-The ADVERTISER reporter
is not responsible for this opinion,
and regrets very much that mem
bers should permit themselves to
indulge in such personalities.
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EDITION
Be just and fear not;
Let all the ends thou aim'st at be
Thy Country's, thy Gods. and Truths.
The Fourth of July is over. and.

The Fourth of July is over, and,
it is to be hoped, has kindled the
ferver of American patriotism with
new fires. Honolulu has always
been SO American in spirit that the
American holiday has always been
as much of a national holiday as
any of our very own. The eloquent
addresses Of the American Minister
and of Chaplain Hoes must have
struck responsive chord in the
heart of every man of American
birth or citizenship, and have
made every such one, and others
too, feel how good thing it is to
have a share in the honor and
pride of all who have a home under
the flag Of the great Republic.
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are others whom we have offended,
whom we would fain appease-
now that the apologizing fit is on.
Peccavimus-we have sinned, and
we wish to clear the conscience
with full confession. To Noble
Marsden, then, for aspersions on
his coat of many colors; to the
massive intellect from Maui,
Noble Cornwell, for not possessing
the qualities which command his
esteem to Noble Horner, for failing
to discover the virtues of his Bank
Bill; to Rep. Smith for having left
an imaginary injury to rankle all
these years to Reps. White, Bush,
Bipikane, Wilcox and Ashford for
many, many hard words, past and
PROSPECTIVE to the whole House
for ever having cast the shadow of
of a doubt upon its wisdom f.
nally, last and most damning of
Tense of ALTO the whole country
for having, though unwittingly,
assisted in the election of Noble
Neumann-to all these high dig
nitaries, for these many wrongs,
injuries and offenses, we wish most
sincerely and most humbly to
apologize.
And now, with conscience void
of offense and a heart at peace
with all mankind we leave the sub
ject. Tomorrow to fresh fields
and pastures new"
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05

Mr.. EDITOR Ifmen make them
selves ridiculous, surely they have
no cause to complain if fun is
poked at them. Anyone observing
Mr.. Kaunamano's craftsmanship
the other day could not avoid a
smile. Had he been a new man
his errors might have been passed
over-but he is veteran.
But, really, does the Legislature
imagine itself above criticism or a
little harmless fun ? Noble Mars
den put it right in making a joke
of it. A public man cannot go
about with tender skin; he will
get not only criticism, but no end
of burlesque and joking. The man
who moved to have an explanation
or an apology, and backed it up by
references to an ancient joke
about "grandmother's grave" ETC.,
made fatal mistake which he
ought to nave seen anu aVolQeQ.
But seriously, does the Legisla-
ture add to it's dignity or conse-
quence by wasting a whole day
over something which is not public
business and over which the out
side community is laughing2. D! s
they forget that st thSzSs'; are the sci
|, y ans .ssr The masters of the pull
lie? The people who sent thei
there are very jealous of any a
tempt to muzzle free criticism
even the suppression of a harmlet
j, Joke which after all was a yer
mild criticism which might hay
been truthfully severe CONNER
in cold words.
ONE OF THE PEOPLE.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05
Hawaiian Hardware Co., Id,
Z 'sesday, fnJ' ), 1892.

A between-season announce
ment is difficult to arrange
even in the Hardware trade;
its too soon to ask your at
tention to Christmas novelties
and too late to attempt to per
suade you to buy a pair of
skates. Our list of wares,
however, comprise articles sea.
sonable and servicable twelve
months in the year; it is very
little difference what your
tastes or needs are, you are
reasonably sure of being suit
ed in our store-were through
stock taking and some things
you have not seen are now
enjoying the little sunlight that
comes into the show rooms.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05
AN APOLOGY.

The ADVERTISER of Saturday
contained the following item
"There is Hawaiian idol at the
Bishop Museum which would make
better chairman Of the Commit
tee of the Whole than Rep. Kauna-
mano."
This hattering little notice
aroused a discussion in the
House quite out of proportion to
its importance. We learn from
this discussion, with profound s9 y /
row, that our ohserva+,,,, ,,s IL raaord
f1 sa5p. fKaunamano failed to win
the appreciation of that distingu-
ished legislator He wished the
ADVERTISER representative ex-
PEELED from the House, and Rep.
Kanealii wanted to add thirty days
on bread and water. We desire to
, thank both these gentlemen fer
their benevolent wishes.
What renders the disapproba-
: ton of Rep. Kaunamano peculiarly
painful to US is the fact that-as
our reporter solemnly assures us
Q his observation in regard to the
4 honorable member from Hamakua
was intended as compliment.
:, Epicurus describes the condition
> of the gods on Olympus as one of
blessed calm and freedom from
strife. They survey the affairs of
/. men from a lofty pinnacle, I'M
moved by their turbulence and
i. taking no part in their struggles.
Now, it was just so with Rep. Kau-
j. namano. He was as unmindful OF
the stormy committee as the Wal
!; manu- bluff is of the waves which
wash it's feet. Motions and counter
motions, jokes and points of order
went by him UNDECIDED. He gazed
on the surging tumult with the
same stony indifference and the
same impressive vacuity which
OF Epicurus ascribes to the gods. Il
as was this quality in the honorable
- member which reused the admira
ton of our reporter-at least so III
says.
yo We have no desire, however, t.
~, force divine honors on the Repre-
liza sentative from Hamakua, and i
.ue he has no aspirations after a plac
EFT with Augustus in the starry vaul
of Heaven, or a glass case in til
museum with the deities of ancien
~, ~, Hawaii, we will take our gifts an
ton our votive offerings elsewhere.
Iva The foregoing observations wi
eka surely suffice to make our peac
with Rep. Kaunamano, but lie:
they should not, we will add thu
.ns s we entertain nothing but sent
urg ments of the most profound respeC
.ow for his person and his abilitie
rule Has not Noble Neumann said th'
Ent the Representative is one of Il
~ ablest men in the House? Al
of | "sure, he is an honorable" Nobl
Our peace then is made with Il
member from Hamakua, But the
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05

Among the prettiest of the |
new goods to arrive last week
were the Silver Tea Sets, Ice
Pitchers and recent ideas in
Butter Dishes-not an old pat
tern in the lot. The Tea Sets
will probably suit your fancy
if you want to be really swell
at table, the Butter Dishes
with their plate glass butter
holders covering an etching
exquisite will be next in order
of your wants closely followed
by the neatest silver water
pitcher we have ever had.
For three months we have
been trying to get a particular
sort of rat trap-a kind that
would catch an unlimited num-
| Der of rats at one setting and
to arrange that it would not,
to any great extent, interfere
with the comfort of the rats,
something roomy and conven-
lent. We found what we
wanted in the invention OF a
Frenchman. cit was a French
man who invented the Aermo
r tori. We received the traps
at the store at three o clock
Friday afternoon and sold sIA
of them before we closed the
store for the day-and i
wasn't a very busy day either
If YOU like a catch-em-alive
trap ours is what you want,
A wedding last week was q
drain on our cut glass stock
0 but we have enough left te
furnish gifts for a half dozer
more couples-if you have no
examined the stock there's M
better time than now.
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Rice Plantation
FOR SALE.

rNHE UNDERSIGNED WILL SELL
Il at Public Auction ON FRIDAY, the
instant, at the Auction Rooms of JAS.
F. Morgan, in Honolulu, at IL o'clock
noon of that day.
THAT valuable lease OF land situate
at Waiahole, Oahu, known as q portion
of Hopekea and Makawai. The term OF
said lease is 10 years from January LIST,
1890, at an annual rental of 81 800. A
portion of the land is sub-leased to Aswan
for 500 per annum and a portion to
Now Sing Wal & Company for $3.50
per annum.
2-Lease from S. Ksilaa OF taro patches
at Waiahole for 10 years from March 4th,
1891. sess-F
ms he gSsse. rlaaa sesstion is we'll equippe
!. with Tools ard Implements, Buildings
Rice Floor, Animals, ETC., etc.
Possession given Immediately.
J. ALFRED MACON,
Administrator Estate G.. Alec, deceased
3111.td
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The Daily ADVERTISER is deliver
ed by carriers for so cents a month.
Ring up Telephones 49, Now is
the time to subscribe.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05
CORRESPONDENCE.

We do not hold ourselves responsible for the
tatements made, or opinions expressed by our
correspondents.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05

We were through with
breaking Flows for this sea-
son and had decided to devote
all of this space to some other
kind of literature but more in
quiries came to US from parties
on the other islands in the group
and as illustrations of alleged
breaking Plows were appear
ing in this paper we deemed
it advisable to take another
turn at it and let the people
see a picture of the only real
breaking Plow in the Kingdom
hence our three column ad.
on another page. Read it,
examine the illustration and
before you know it you will
agree with the others in pro
nouncing the Hendry Breaker
far and aa0ay ahead of aay-
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05
with the Completion OF the New srewnouse
Of any Brewery in the World.

3nrur ,p.cTy: hours 1000 Barrels, 8UU
Batrels 600 ooo
bushels per 1900 lbs day22500 600 lbs year.
No Corn Preparations used the manufactrs
therefore, the highest priced but the
and really the least expensive for its superior quality
Bottles 900 Kegs
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10 the Inhabitants and other persons
liable to Pay Taxes in the Hawa-
iian Kingdom:
Kingdom hereby give notice that their |
Offices will be open from the FIRST TO |
THE THIRTY-FIRST DAY OF JULY,
inclusive, from A. NJ. to P. NJ. Sundays
and Holidays excepted) and on SATUR-
DAYS until IL noon, and all persons
liable to be taxed in said Kingdom, either
in their own right, or as Guardian, Adj
ministrator, Executor, Trustee or other
wise, are required by law to bring in to
the Assessors, within the time above
specified, true lists of all their polls and
estates both real and personal.
Your attention is called to the fol-
lowing Rules and Regulations of the
Minister of Finance for the Assessment
and Collection of Taxes for the Hawaiian
Kingdom
value OF Buildings and Improve
ments.
No. 2-In making return, state the street
and number of lots in town, and lots in
the country shall be described by
noting the name of the Iii or Ahu-
p1aa in which they are situated, and
the number of the Land Commission
Award and Royal Patent under
which the land is held. Also, state
if any property has been sold during
the year, to whom and for what
price.
No. S-Returns of Personal Property are
to be as of your Books of July LIST,
1892.
No. 4--Under Leasehold Interests a
Schedule must be given of all leases,
their term, rental and unexpired
term.
No. 5--Growing Crops of all kinds, not
specified above, are taxable.
No 6--All Schedules attached to this
return are part hereof, and must
= be filed out as follows
sedule A Entitled "Growing 60
ScfaAssas 49,. ss@7o-Grop o
Cane! requires the following parti
culars: No. of Acres, Description
Value per Acre, and Estimates
yield in tons OF Sugar OF Gro
Canes
Schedule B-Entitled Lands Leased.
Requires particulars as per rul
No. A.
Schedule c. Entitled Glands held
fee simple" Requires particulars 6
per rule No. 2. Also, state if tn
land is Forest, Cane or Pasture.
Schedule D-Entitled Seattle List. R,
quires No. and Value of Workin
and Herd Cattle, Mich Cows an
Bulls, Native or Imported.
No. 7-Consignment OF Propert
wherever from, in or out OF Bon,
are to be taxed here
c. A . BROWN,
Assessor for Oah
G. Fl. DICKEY,
Assessor for Ma,
FL. q. AUSTIN,
Assessor for Hawa
j. X. FARLEY,
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Bp autl]Orltn

Notice to Property Owners on
Fzma Street, from Bere.
tania to School
Streets.
Ii the property owners on the above
street will furnish the curbing, the Gov
eminent will do the work.
The material required is as follows:
3x12 rough redwood plank Axe rough
redwood posts; 71ax1s in. carriage bolts,
and go penny galvanized nails
For further information inquire at the
Office of the Road Board.
w. II. CUMMINGS,
3l09.w Road Supervisor.
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j. r. iiARMONT,
Boilers Inspected, Tested and Repaired

WILL GIVE ESTIMATES FOB NEW
w Boilers, Tanks. Pipes, Smoke-stacks,
work. Boilers repaired at liberal rates.
100 lbs. cold water or steam pressure qua
ranteed on all work.
E~-Address P. q. Box 479, Honolulu,
HI. 1850 1408-T3m
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ASSESSORS NOTICE.

To the Inhabitants and other persons
liable to Pay Taxes in the Hawa-
iian Kingdom:
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Approved by
Fl. A. WIDEMANN,
Minister of Finance,
3104-3w

The Minister of Finance approves of
the following list OF persons to act as
Deputy Assessors and Collectors for the
year 1892:
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| Compressed { G. Willfong
re, White CabbA Williams
'1inach, Iuliemdenburg
bles are a EP. Low
For sale aekpla
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and the
highest gold competed At all of
world their Beer exceed 81
others.
highest
Beer Islands, BREW with
handsome bottles with their best EXPORT
imported will supply
trade in quantities to suit
G. w. MACFARLANE & CO.,
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1892-05-27
the WORLDS FAIR.

A public meeting was held in Proyi-
dence yesterday OF the Board Of Worlds
Fair Managers, but, owing 70 the small
attendance, II was adjourned i Is to be
regretted that more active interest in
this matter is not taken. .B
Commissioner John {. Wyman said
that it had seemed desirable that the pub
lie should know OF the progToss which
had been made towards a successful re-
presentation OF the States industries at
Chicago. so far as Rhode Island was con-
cerned there was no reason for doubling
that an exhibit would be made OF which
every citizen would b. proud. lie said
that owing TO the linstcd attendance
there would beno formal addresse8, but
later a grand mass meeting would be held
at which the intended remarks would be
made.
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1892-05-27
THE MAY SESSION.

The Democrats who win be members OF
the incoming Legislature are pteparing a
line OF action by which theS viii be
guided during the continuance 81 the May
session which begins in Newport on
Tuesday next.
II is understood that tho Republicans,
under the lead OF 'Boss" Wilson and
Speaker Capron, are determiu0i 70 have
new rules adopted by which cloture
methods can be resorted to.
As is well known, this rule is the OUT
growth OF the attempt to supp4ss mem-
bers in the English Parliament in tho
early part of 1851.
So many schemes hGtched y, in the
House during the last sussionwoEa talked
to death" by the Democrats Chat the Re
publicans now propose to carry every
thing through without debate, 40 that the
Democratic Representative may bRye no
chance to expose the neiarious purposes
oithe propositions made by the Rcpubli-
can bosses.
II snch tactics are attempted by the Re-
publicans then the Democrats should in
sist on the Constitutional provision in re-
gard to counting the votes and also resist
to the last extremity the adoption OF any
cloture rules.
Should those rules ho adopted the Dem
ocrats will then be justified i'm resisting
the passage of any and all measure
savoring OF politics, and OF debating any
measure up to the limit prescribed to use
up the time of the General Assembly, and
II they cannot thus prevent tho passage
OF all obnoxious measures, they can con-
fine them to a certain limit. =
II is understood that Hon. franklin =.
Owen OF Scituate has been selected as tbC
Democratic nominee for speaker. N is q
good selection and while, Of course, ther,
is no hope OF his election, still Sc shows
that the Democrats are determined to pu
up capable men for positions Of honor
and responsibility. No doubt such men
OF capabilty will be named for all tht
Offices to be chosen at the coming session
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1892-05-27

The Sailor Prince, as Prince George
is often called, is reputed 70 bo a gay
and sociable young man, good natured,
merry and very democratic in his tastes.
When both he and his brother.were at
sea in the Bacchante he displayed, in
spite Of his being seasick with iinsailor
like frequency, a marked aptitude for the
naval profession. He was on friendly
and agreeable terms with the other
young officers on board. and after n
time, finding that each Of them was
known by some handy nickname, he al
lowed them to drop his formal title and
answered readily to that bestowed upon
himself. BE was known simply as
Sprat, and his brother with equal good
temper accepted the name OF Herring
Manchester England Times.
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1892-05-27
wellington'. sen.o Of mi,

A most interesting anocdo,o Of Wei
jington, illustrating the high sense Of
duty in all things, is told on Che author
ity Of the dukes houseieoper at Walmer
castle. The huge blae Book Of 800
pages on the Studies and discipline Of
the University Of Oxford had been sent
TO him as chancellor lie was engaged
ON II the night before his death; he was
going 10 bed, rs 1t was late Ho left the
Blue Book with his pencil in 1t, and said
TO Lord Charles Wellesley, who was
with him, 81 shall never get through t.
Charles, but | must work on."--Loisuit
Hour.
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1892-05-27
THE Ro,st GOLDEN WEDDING.

The bright little country OF Denmark is
at present having grand series OF iete'
in celebration OF the filieth anniycrsary
OF the wedding OF King Christian and
Queen Louise. his royol golden we'd
ding is specially noteworthy btcause the
good King and Queen have placed their
children on the English, Rassian ana
Grecian thrones, and may be said to have
family interest in almost every impor-
tant European government. ...t
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1892-05-27
CITY OF PAWTUCKET.
Applications for License

OFFICE OF THE LICENSE COMMISSIONERS,
PAwrUCKET, May ii, 1892.
Applications for license to sell pure, spirit
uous, intoxicating and malt liquors have
been made by the following named persons
and firms:
FIRST CLASS.
Ernest Litterer, l39 North Main Street.
SECOND CLASS. tf
Ernest Litterer. l39 North Main street.
John sullivan, 142 Meadow street.
Adclbert Parent, 40 IL Main street.
The Boa d of License Commissioners VIII
be In session at their Office ION Friday, May
n, at ; o'eiock y. M, at which iime and place
all persons so desiring may be heard ON the
matter OF granting said applications.
GhsshEs chhsHEp 4. nfnSAirS BUtkirS License =
ELISHA w. BUCKLlN.
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1892-05-27
ptfo.

CRANE-IIi this city, on the 2Gth inst, Annie,
daughter of Sir. aud Mrs. T. J. crane OF III
lOunt tain street, aged two and half years.
funt fai Saturday, May ., AT , O'clock From
the residence Of her parents, 800 Fountain
street. Relatives ana friends ARE invited
TO bc present.
BUTLER-In Providence. May 20, Edward
Buller, aged lG years.
CARTER-In Providence, 24th inst, Henry
Carter aged ~ years.