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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1892-09-14
CITY Girls water Tbeir uorse.

w. w. Hall, young farmer near
Montpelier, enjoyed himself hugely a
few days back in watching couple of
city girls attempt to water their horses
at the trough at his place. The horses
were checked up, and of course could
not get their noses down to the water.
This seemed to surprise the young ladies
at first, but finally realizing the trouble
they both got out of the buggy, and go
ing behind lifted up on the hind axle
and after raising the hind wheels clear
off the ground peeped around the sides
of the vehicle to see tho horses drink.
Finding that the horses didn't seem to
know enough to stick their heads down
at the same time they raised the hind
wheels one girl remained behind to hold
the buggy up and the other went to the
horses heads and tried to pull their
noses down to the water
After laughing till he shook several
boards off the sido of the blacksmith
shop from where he watched the girls
lift on the buggy and pull on the horses
heads till they We're red in the face and
almost ready to cry, Will went to their
assistance and unchecked the horses.
The young ladies gazed at first in be-
wilderment, and then with kind of
q don't-you-ever-tell look at each other
calmly tucked the robe around them,
leaned back in their seats, and, after wait
ing for their horses to drink, drove off,
leaving Will to sit down on the corner of
the trough and rnminate over the city
gal and her way of doing things Mo
desto Herald.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1892-09-14

Old Orchard has witnessed the intro
duction Of many novelty in surf bath
ing. but the very latest thing was sprung
on the unsuspecting public Thursday by
party of the Imperial's guests. About
fifty ladies and gentlemen from that
hotel, among them several theatrical
people, marched down to the beach
about II o'clock and proceeded to tho
Mammoth bathing house, where they
arrayed themselves in surf dipping at
tire. Then they went out into shoal
water, formed sets for round dance
and went through all the changes Of
quadrille.
Next waltz was introduced, and
later galop and schottische, all TAX
ing part and going through the evolu-
tions just as il they were in ballroom.
The sport was kept up in the water and
ON the smooth beach for half an hour,
during which time "a large number of
spectators were gathered on shore to
watch paneuyers. Boston Herald.
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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1892-09-14
wa.hinr one,a Face with wax.

Mr.. Sala told an interviewer how he
lunched on one occasion with the king
of Spain under most distressing circum-
stances Gallenga was with him ana
they were suddenly ordered to join the
royal party They had travelled all
night, their faces were as black as
sweeps, and being wintry weather all
the water was frozen What was to be
done? Gallenga came to the rescue:
Ever try candles?' he asked. "'The
dry wash process. See,' and he took
down some OF the wax candles with
which the carriage was lighted and com
menced rubbing his face with one Of
them. With infinite trust in Gallenga's
wisdom did likewise, and really, after
some ten minutes persistent rubbing,
our faces certainly looked more respect
able, though somewhat waxy and ghast-
ly.-Pall Mall Gazette
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1892-09-14
A Marrow Escape.

A Mr.. c., who had been i'll some
time, fell into what was thought his last
sleep. The medical attendant, how
ever, had suspicious in his own mind.
which he did not care to communicate
to the mans family for fear Of arousing
false hopes. He therefore put off his
sanction to the burial from day to day,
much to the indignation of the supposed
dead mans mother. On the fifth day,
however, the doctor had the gratifica-
ton of seeing his patient revive. Mr..
G., some time afterward, had re-
currence of the malady, this time last
ing seven DAYS. ~ ankee Blade.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1892-09-14
chapred nis poardlnr place.

eve given my landlady warning that
I'm going to move,p remarked Snaggs
to his friend Boggs.
"For what reason9" inquired Boggs.
"Oh, I'm tired of hearing Of other
peoples troubles. I'm going to find q
place where they don't have any
trouble"
"When you get there communicate
with me IL you can"
"Why, where do you expect that Pm
going?"
ITO heaven, suppose. ! never heard
Of any other place where they don't have
any trouble. detroit Free Press.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1892-09-14
NO. 1887
MARE sERENITATls.
There ali is waste and Wild and dark and


There all is waste and wild and dark and
drear,
The deepest silence-still in death;
No flying wing winding eall--the
Hears not the slightest breath.
All, all is Wild no sunshine falls. Alone,
The very mountains seem to sleep.
No pine trees rock in wavy breeze. No moan
Comes from that silence Of the deep.
From Tychos broad chaotic waste to where
Gassendi's crater spreads,
There lurid, darksome mountains catch the
glare
Eternal DER their heads.
Where are the souls that once those wales did
fill
That poured their hearts above
Once gushing stream, now dried up, wasted
rill,
Once music soft as love?
Oh, that deserted world abovel who knows
What hand hath made it so9
What epic strain could sweep In song It's woes,
Divine what cause hath laid it low2
Oh, nay, tits not for human art to soar
That vast chaotic deepl
When time and place and art shall be no
more,
Twill rouse from mystic sleep.
e. II. OLoughlin in Godeys Lady's Book.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1892-09-14
A sERvIAr SONG.

Mother. dear little lad
Alone through the night is creepings
He has lost his way and is sad;
l hear him bitterly weeping.
know he is coming to me;
Go TO the door and see.
Daughter, woman's undoing
Is to be won without wooing.
When she meets her lover half way,
He holds her favor light
As the cup he drains by day,
Or the lamp he burns at night.
Mother, no more,
But open the door;
l havehis heart, he mine;
He must be housed and fed;
Twill give him kisses for wine,
And my eyes shall light him to bedl
.itItl RI II. Stoddard In Century.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1892-09-14

'There goes my corset
lace again 7" 1900
And it generally happens
at an inconvenient time. Do
you know why it breaks :
The eyelet cuts it.
Eyelets are going to cut
no more; for the two best
corsets are eyeleted with
loops of corset lace, which
neither cut nor show through
a thin dress.
The Ball is the easy corset
that has soft eyelets; the
Kabo has them also. The
Kabo may be called the cor
set that stays where you
put it. agxsss
Wear them two or three
weeks J; and then, if not salts
factory, take them back and
get your money.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1892-09-14

Formerly the greater part Of Irish
butter was packed into firkins, but the
farmers are now turning their atten-
ton to making butter suitable for pre-
serving in tins.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1892-09-14
misnaued.

"Why do we say mother earthY"
II don't know. 1t certainly is not
correct. Everybody knows that the
earth Is o spinster. "--Harper's Bazaar.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1892-09-14

Prior was tho son Of cabinetmaker,
and himself was fond Of mechanical
employments. He once said, "A good
carpenter was spoiled when / turned
my attention to poetry" M
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1892-09-14

It is an old rule and none the worse
for being old to consider the lot Of
those who are not so well off as our-
selves, when we are tempted to feel ag
grieved at the orderings Of Providence.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1892-09-14

The amount Of shellac that was I'M
ported into Boston for the year ending
June 80, 1890, was n, 1876 pounds, about
thirty-fve tons, and was worth Sl4,S37.
The. total amount imported into the
United States for the year ending June
80, 1890, was 4,73O, 465 pounds, Of the
value Of $S02,745. For the year Of 1880
the number of pounds imported into the
United States was 5,509, $40. Boston
Globe.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1892-09-14

The world is comedy to those that
think, a tragedy to those that feel.
Horace Walpole.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1892-06-03
How are you going to tell
good paint from poor one by


reading the advertisements
The poor paint may be advertised
more extensively than the good one,
as there is larger margin of profit for
the manufacturer. 1t is a difficult
question to answer.
The advertisements of the Chiffon
Paints have one object in view, to fam
iliarize you with the name Chiffon,
and connect it in your mind with
paint this done, we want you to in
quire if you can, of those who have US
ed it, how they like t-how it wears
if it is an economical paint to buy
ask all the questions you choose, we
will abide by the result and will be
pleased to tell you who has used it.
Have you Color Card
Chiffon PAINT CO., New York OF
Boston.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1892-06-03
report 10 congress on industrial

| ng report TO congress on industrial
schoois.
The ways and means committr NAV To
bort bill revising the iron and metal
|chedule.
Brown university is to make fight for
he handling of the Rhode Island agricul-
ural fund.
OBITUARY.
Charles Gaylor, the playwright and
lramatist, is dead.
General r. d. Mussey died of dropsy at
Washington, aged So
General Turner G. Morehead died sud
lenly at Asbury Park, n. J.
George w. Bond, an old and respected
Boston merchant, is dead aged 81.
DR.. James p. Bills, aged AZ, died at
hyde Park, Mass, from apoplexy.
Right Rev. Patrick Thomas O'Reilly,
bishop of Springfield, Mass, is dead, aged
Frank NJ Whiting, a well known manu-
acturer at North Attleboro, Mass, died
|uddenly.
j. A. Ashworth, popular young mar
Pf Somervlle, Mass, was thrown from q
horse and killed.
Rear Admiral Richard Charles Wayne,
:. b., member of parliament, died in Lon
Ion. He was born in 1885 and was Con
ervative
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1892-06-03
Boston Produce Market.

FLOUR-There is a steady trade, without
lLange in prices. The quotations are Fine
Ind supers, 81 5OGD3 80; extra and seconds.
b 4OG4 80; Minnesota bakers, clear and
straight, u 21t5; winter wheat, clear and
[traight, "a No. ~; winter patents, S5d5 As:
kpring patents, "A 95t5 80; fancy brands, IS co.
| MuTToNs AND LAMBs-1here is fair trade.
with prices steady: Fancy spring lambs. allL
k5c, as TO quality; choice fat lambs, I.I1I3c:
common TO good, 81 lie; Chicago muttons and
yearlings, lUlLl2c; choice heavy Brightons.
Il@G1lsc; choice eastern veal, 7GI9c; common 10
soOd, 5G1c; choice and Brigntons, Sa91bc
| CHEEsE--Steady and unchanged at: North
I'm full cream and twins, ll1gGl2lsc: special
|nakes, 1875; tair to good, ynllc; Western
Ihoiee ll0GI2c; fair 20 good, 9glOc; sage, l3n
4c. Liverpool Is easier at OBS for white and
BIS for colored.
,eipts: New York and Vermont burbanks and
White stars, JO1lJ3c Il bushel; hebrons. SOC,
EakOta reds, 4jc; Maine hebrons, 5Od5jc:
Maine burbanks, JUId3c.
BUTrER-iather quiet, with the market
|ully supplied. There is no change from
previous quotations
EoGs-Dull. with the market at: Western
bxtras, l6t4Glic; fair 10 good, l5Gl51sc; eastern
extras, lie.
MEAL Lornmeal and oatmeal are I'M
changed in prices. Tue market is fairly
kctiVe.
PoRK--There is a steady trade in port gro.
Visions at well sustained prices.
BEEF-fhere Is fair demand for beef al
Unchanged prices.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1892-06-03
Monday, May 80.

Six horses were suffocated in a burning
barn at Boston.
Samuel Lamprey, a farmer in Belmont,
N. H.. was buncoed out of $500.
Elder block, Lynn, Mass, was saved
rom destruction by fire, but deluged.
Bob Floyd, the Florida express train
fobber, was captured in Jonesville, Fla
Storms and floods are doing immense
Manage to crops in county Donegal, Ire.
Waltham (Mass.) police broke up prize
light and arrested four spectators and one
principal.
Harvard won first place in the intercol-
egiate games, 4S points to Yale's 80 and
Princeton's IA
Parson Gleason's wife was refused a
etter of dismissal by the Congre rational
thurch at Somers, Conn.
The German Lutheran Trinity church at
Rockville, Conn, observed the tenth an
hiversary of its organization.
During gale along the Anglesey coast,
schooner was driven ashore near Beau
harris, Wales. All the crew, except one
man, were saved.
Miss Kate Hnsson, aged 60 years, at
South Norwalk, Conn, was run over and
killed by train on the Danbury and Nor.
walk division of the Housatonic railroad.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1892-06-03
Wednesd June 1.

d. r. Brown was inaugurated governor
bf Rhode Island.
Patrick II. McGlue was arrested at Bos-
on on charge of passing forged checks.
Republican state convention delegates
rom Bath, Me. ARE instructed for Cleaves
Hon. j. Manchester Haynes of Auburn,
Me-, has resigned from the national Re-
bu blican committee.
The fifty-fifth annual meeting of the
Rockingham conference of Congregational
md Presbyterian churches opened at
Exeter, \. II.
Adjutant General Henry NJ. Sprague
will represent the state of Maine at the
dedication of the "High Water Mark
nonument, at Gettysburg
The United States training ship Monon
Eahela is at the Portsmouth On. H. navy
Fard, and the work of altering the vesse
o enable her to accommodate 300 appren
ices will be begun at once.
The alumni of St. Joseph's high school
Manchester, n. IT,, rendered a compli
nentary banquet to Cadet-elect JOSEPH
IcDonough, the first Catholic to be ad
nitted to West Point from New Hamp
hire
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1892-06-03
Tuesday, Nav 81.

William Deehey, aged 10, was drowned
In Boston harbor.
Smedie Lamux of Williamstown, Mass,
kged ~ years, was killed by the cars
The Republican state delegates from
camden, Me-, were instructed for Cleaves
James Alexander (colored) of Stock
bridge was fatally injured at Lenoxdale,
Mass.
John Olsen of Portland, Conn "a Swede.
Sged g. was drowned in the Connecticut
liver.
Mrs. Stephen Dufort. aged 70, was
killed by the cars near Holland mill cross
ng, Fitchburg, Mass.
Judge Strainer of st. John, Y. b., was
drowned while fishing in the Mramichi
liver at Indiantown.
There is little doubt that Judge c. p.
Rowland of New York will be elected to
he vacancy in the Yale corporation.
Daniel Andrew was terribly burned and
brushed by having his arms caught be
ween two hat rollers at the Lowell Mass.
bleachery
Baron Hirsch, the well-known Hebrew
bhilanthropist, is suffering from an attack
bf influenza and congestion Of the lungs.
His condition is serious.
In Washington, Hill, harrington and il
bther places in New Hampshire, more Oh
ess cattle and sheep persisted from ex
bosure during the recent snowstorm.
Philip, the 5-year-old boy of DIR. Smith
Veterinary surgeon, fell down the elevator
rom the second story at the Providence
county court house and was badly injured
Hon. Arthur Lvermore of Southamp
on, Eng, has presented to the state o
New Hampshire, portrait IRON the orig
nal, by Trumbull, of his grandfather
he late Judge Samuel Livermore OF Hol
herness, n. H.
OBITUARY
Rev. Father Joseph Eugene Bochand @
Manville, r. l., is dead. aged a.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1892-06-03

Gray hairs prevented, dandruf removed,
|the scalp cleansed and the hair made to grow
thick by the use OF Halls Vegetable sicilan
Huir Remover.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1892-06-03
W. G. ~. COUNTY CONVENTION.

The annual convention of the W. C..
T. |. of Addison county will he held at
Lincoln June and s. All are cordially
invited.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1892-06-03
Eber l.. COgswell Estate.
Commits siOners' Notice.

The undersigned, having been appointed by
the Hon. Probate Court Tor the District of Adj
dison, C ommi ssioners, to receive, examine ana
adjust all claims and demands OF all persons
against the estate of Eber +. Cogswell, late oi
MiidleburN in said District, deceased, and
all claims exhibited in offset thereto,
hereby give notice that we will meet tor the
purposes aforesaid, nj the late residence OF
Eber +. Cogswell, ON the nth day OF june
and 10th day OF December next from one
o'clock until five o'clock p. m each of SAID
days, and that six months from the 18th cay
of June, A. ID. 1882, is the time limited
by s7id Court for said creditors TO present
their claims to us Tor examination and
allowance.
Dated at Middlebury, this Goth day OF May
A. ID. 1892
GARDINER Z. CADY,
81 CALEB MORTON, ,Comrs
j. r.. DEWEY.
The Globe-republican., 1892-07-25
NEWS RREVITIES.

Muncie, Ind, is about to change its steam
motor street railway to a compressed air
system.
Cooks and waiter girls at Homestead res
taurants refused to feed General Snowdon,
or any militiaman.
Cincinnati capitalists are discussing the
formation of q new South American steam
ship line by way of New Orleans.
The second general convention of Kelley
clubs has been called for September IL at
Dwight; 5000 delegates are looked for.
A war exists on lumber freights which has
already reduced the cost cents per 100
pounds to Missouri river points, and there is
possibility that the freights will be further
reduced.
An excursion tram on the Evansville and
Louisville railroad was wrecked Eear Evans
vile, Ind, and a number of passengers hurt.
They we're residents of Indiana towns of
that region.
The colored people in Kentucky are raising
funds to fight the separate COACH Law in
che courts, and are said to have begun boy
colt ON merchants who favored the passag.
of the bill
The Globe-republican., 1892-07-25
Men Of Weight.

A correspondent who noticed para
graph in the New York Tribune, allud-
ing to Daniel Lambert, an Englishman,
who, at the time of his death, weighed
739 pounds, as probably TIE latest man
on record, sent to that Office printed
death notice. in which Mrs. Amelia
Brooks, of st. Louis, is said to have
weighed between 800 and 1000 pounds.
He also sent newspaper clipping,
copied from the West Tennessee Wing
in 1866, announcing the death of Mr.
Miles Darden q. his residence near
Lexington, aud thus describing him:
"The deceased was beyond all question
the largest man in the world. His
height was seven feet six inches-two
incher higher than Porter, the cele-
brated Kentucky giant. His weight
was fraction over 1000 pounds. 1t
required seventeen men to put him in
his coffin; took over 100 feet to make
his coffin. He measured around his
waist six feet four inches.
The Globe-republican., 1892-07-25

There's ,oiae difference
between the help that's talked of
and the help that's guaranteed.
Which do you want, when you're
buying medicine?
If you're satisfied with words. you
get them with every blood-purifier
but one. That one is DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery. With
that, you get guarantee. If it
doesn't help you, you have your
money back. On this plan, medic
cine that promises help is pretty
sure to give it.
But it's because the medicine IS
different, that it's sold differently.
It's not like the sarsaparillas, which
are said to be good for the blood
in March, April, and May. At all
seasons and in all cases, it cures
permanently, as nothing else -an,
all the diseases arising from a tor
pid liver or from impure blood.
It's the best blood purifier, and
it's the cheapest, no matter how
many doses are offered for dollar.
With this, you pay only for tho
good you get.
Can you ask morep
The Globe-republican., 1892-07-25

The Philadelphia Ledger, after much
thought, has come to the conclusion
that sins of omission are the foundation
OF the sins of commission; "for," it
says, IF all the world only did what
duty demanded there would be neither
time or inclination for ill-doing." That
is, If We all did what we should we
wouldn't do what We shouldn't! A solid
chunk of wisdom.
The Globe-republican., 1892-07-25

We will give 500 reward for any case
catarrh that cannot be cured with Hall
Catarrh Cure Taken internally.
FL. CHENEY & CO., Props. Toledo, o.
The Globe-republican., 1892-07-25

The editor had evidently been put
ting on . new pair of stockings when he
wrote: I'VE have just seen . new
thing in shoes."
The Globe-republican., 1892-07-25

The best way to prevent rain is to get ev-
erything ready to plant turnips.
The Globe-republican., 1892-07-25

A lounge is sometimes used in the beds
tead
The Globe-republican., 1892-07-25

Health Tid-Bits save weak, nervous men. 81.
Trial 1Oc. Ohio Chemical Co., Cincinnati, Ohio.
The Globe-republican., 1892-07-25
The Only One Ever Prinsed--Can You Fin,

Ih0 Only OnO Ever Pf10ted--Ca0 You Find
tho Word:
There 10 a 3-inch display advertisement
in this paper this week which has no two
words alike except ono word. The same 10
true of each new one appearing each week.
from the DR.. Harter Medicine Co. The
house places . Crescent" on everything
they make and publish. Look for il, send
them the name of the word, and they will re-
turn you BOOK, BEAUTIFUL LITHoGRAPHs o.
SAMrI.Rs Free
The Globe-republican., 1892-07-25

"Please honor us with your presence"
reads western invitation to a wedding.
The Globe-republican., 1892-07-25

When Visiting Kansas City Stop at
the Blossom House opposite Union Depot.
First Class in every respect, Rates, $3.50 per
day.
Cable cars to all parts of the city pass the
door.
The Globe-republican., 1892-07-25

Mrs, WtnslOw's Soothing Syrup for Chill
dren teething, softens the guias, reduces intam-
nation, auays pain, cures wind Collie. 2sc a
bottle.
The Globe-republican., 1892-07-25
m
CURES
MAlARlhl
POISON
LIFE HAD NO CHARMS.

LIFE HAD NO CHARMS.
For three years was troubled with mala-
rial poison, which caused my appetite to fail,
and was greatly reduced in flesh, and life
lost all its charms. l tried mercurial and
potash remedies, but to no effect. l could
getno relief. then decided to try 8SSS
A few bottles of this wonderful
medicine made complete and permanent
cure, and / now enjoy better health than ever.
]. A. RICE, Ottawa, Kan.
Our book on Blood and Skin Diseases
mailed free.
SWIFT SPECIFIC Co., Atlanta, Ga
The Globe-republican., 1892-07-25

The old channels of rivers are changed by
all sorts of dam innovations.
The Globe-republican., 1892-07-25

The woman question: Now, isn't this a
pretty time of night for you to get home? 9
The Globe-republican., 1892-07-25

Secure q Business Education at Home.
full Business Course given by mail. Perfect sat
isfaction low rates; Bryants College, Buffalo, n Y.
The Globe-republican., 1892-07-25

The more cuffs you give the laundryman
the better he likes 1t.
The Globe-republican., 1892-07-25

If drowsy after good nights sleep there
is indigestion and stomach disorders which
Beechalu's Pills will cure.
The Globe-republican., 1892-07-25

Drake University, Des Moines. Iowa, Is
rapidly becoming one of the great educa-
tional centers Of the country. See advert
iseuent elsewhere.
The Globe-republican., 1892-07-25

Rev. J. W. Burke, Macon, Ga, says: have
;ound Bradycrotine An infallible and almost
Instant cure for headache.
The Globe-republican., 1892-07-25

Experience is the cream Of life-bu: i
sOurs with age.
The Globe-republican., 1892-07-25

Eaten out of house and home-picnic
lunches
The Globe-republican., 1892-07-25

"Hans0n's Iiaxtc Corn Salve."
Warranted 10 cure, or money refunded. d 3
your druggist for L.. Price Is cents.
The Globe-republican., 1892-07-25

The craze of the souvenir spoon seems to
have made quite Stir.
The Globe-republican., 1892-07-25

An exchange has calking good article on
crack swimmers.
The Globe-republican., 1892-07-25

LeavenWorth. Kas. GUARANTEES first class
instruction, cheap board, and experienced in
stxuct0rs. Our graduates are uniformly sue
cessful An excellent course IN either Short
hand or Book keeping By mail for ten dollarA
Send for catalogue and mention this paper.
Addrces LEACH AURlLAND.