The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1892-08-11
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every day just the sAmef
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have sueh abomiusble roads in this SEQ.
tionf Farmer--Wsll, you see, we're
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snd Mrs. Fresh passed by. What trusting
lovcl Why I've known that msn 10 veal
home made smoking jacket and imagine
Tbs, 1 fitted him.
Toto has been seriously i'll and 10 still
confined to bis bed. HE uncle goes up 70 |
see the little fellow. How are you this
morningi Don't know. uncle. The doc
tor hasn't been here yet.
- Husband = Goodby, my dear Ill be
drealfuly lonesome while you're away 10
The country. Wife know you will,
love, and I've prepared for Il. Here's
nice new deck and sci OF chips.
Little Molly's sarcasm Dear father:
wosrs sell aud happy, The baby has
grown ever so much. and has great deal
more senso than be used to have. Hoping
the same Of you. remain your daughter
Molly
An ultra hned young lady living st
Chesinu, Hill, whose father owns large
or sing yacht requested the captain there
Of OF to use the t,rm dirty weather, but
20 destitute the more elegant expression
soilsl.
Elier Jones Well, Brother Smith.
how maby have you in your new church,
Elder snith-Oh. two hundred and some
odd How msuy have yonf Elder Jones
Two hundred and oil odd
Mrs. Bloegs is your husband ir)ubi
led vith insomnia, that be cannot sleep Of
nights Mrs. Jonesy No. be IL is emil /
ployed in a store that does not advertise,
aud 90 has acquired the habit OF sleeping
durins the day.
What DO you publishs paper for. I'd
like ID knosY sarcssticsll7 inquired an
ira,e rQitic.an, tsckiing a country editor.
For ! year, 10 advance. responded the
editoi -Dd you ose for four years. II
-l'ioks- thiuk shall bring up my
boy follow the sea for livelihood Dir
" have you settled on that? Hicks
1t sens TO be the only industry in {
which one lie not expected to begin d the
bottom.
What's the matter, Jsck2 You look ,
broken up | am. You know, came
bree hundred miles 10 see Miss Hsrdcss. 81
tie, Well, called on her last night, and
By mistake sent mp pawn tickle. instead u
a my card. >,
The villsge Pastor Johnny. you tell
me you have been to Sunday SCHOOL, The r.
Bad boy Yer, air. The Village Pastor
Bn, Johnny, your hair is vet. The Bad =
Boy 80 Yes. Dir, us a Baptist eundsy
School.
Young actor What did you think 81
my pew novelf Cynic,l uncIs-Oh. IL 10
III we'll enough, ] suppose bu. for general
nse an inclined TO think some other op
s.e would be cheaper and easier 10 take. II
--,4inister And you think Jon are 10
be minister when you grow up. my little
mani Little msa Yes cir. Mother ssys
I'm ius, Gu, on. for minister. Minister \
= Because you so love To do eoodi LATHE =
nan No; because I'm always gettlu' sore =,
bros, aud bein ordered away Tor my oy
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Mr., lsssc,tein Of New York returned VI
Rome very late one night and Mrs. lssse'
TEN asked; shskey. where you 90, ell pr
Ioi tobacco stsln on your shirt fronti
Staying draw broker init three shentle
aans item New Eoslant. Rachel. Veil. ?
souldh'i yen turned your bead to one aide
'en you spiif Not mi, dose fcliers. =
A Wise YOath Don't you think you W,
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Dr. de Loaf sskei the minister. No.sir ne'
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