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Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1892-07-02

Hampden Sydney Callege has
conferred the degree of D. D..
upon Rev. F. NJ. Woods of this
citV
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1892-07-02

Mr.. and Mrs. Fiery are visit
ing their daughters in the West
and South.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1892-07-02

Mr.. David F. Drenner, of
Strinesville, Co. A, 1st P. H. B.
Nd. Infantry, has been granted
a pension.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1892-07-02

Kid Gloves, Slippers and Boots clean
ed or dyed. J. CoRDNER, Stephen st, near
Woolen Mill.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1892-07-02

MASHED TO DEATH.-A bad
freight wreck occurred Sunday
morning one mile east of Green
Spring station, on the Baltimore
and Ohio railroad. A long freight
train drawn by engine No. 524
was standing just east of the
short curve at that, place. En-
CINE No. 359, hauling another
long freight train was running
along at a fair rate of speed
right behind. Neither train crew
knew of the proximity of the
other until it was too late, and
then the crash came. David
Sweigert was running No. 359.
He was one of thermost careful
men on the road and was gener-
ally liked by his fellpw-employes.
When the run-in occurred he
was at the lever trying to stop
his train, or to lessen the force
of the blow. His engine struck
the caboose and reduced it to
kindling wood almost. A West
Virginia Central railroad car was
also placed in the same condi-
ton. Both caught fire and were
burned up. The collision back
ed the engine with such force
that the tender telescoped the
cab and caught Sweigert, pinned
against the boilerby the tender, he
was mashed to death. He died
instantly. After the blow the
tender slid back and the dead
body of the engineer dropped to
the floor of the cab. He was
quickly taken from the wreck
and laid on the roadside. The
woodwork of the engine also
caught fire and was badly burn
ed before the flames could be ex-
tinguished. Sweigert was thirty
years of age and lived in Mar
tinsburg, where his body was
taken Sunday. He leaves a wife
and one child. The deceased
was aged 80 years, s months and
10 days ; seven years in the en-
ploy of the B. 90. The funeral
took place from the U. B. Church
Monday evening interment at
Greenhill. The Fire Depart
ment of which he was a member,
attended the funeral.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1892-07-02
500 Bill Heads,
Neatly Printed.
For $3.50, Cash.
At This Office.
Try a Bar De Glycerine Soap, only
ten cents, at
GILBERT'S DRUG STORE.

FOURTH OF July EXCURSION
RAREs ON G. v. r. R.-The Cum
berland Valley Railroad an
nounces the sale of excursion
tickets on July /, 2, Band 4, good
to return until July 5, 1892, in
elusive, at reduced rates.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1892-07-02

Get a pair of Solid Comfort Oxford
Ties at FIERY'S SHOE STORE.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1892-07-02

The jewelers. have agreed to
close all day on the Fourth.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1892-07-02

500 Good Envelopes, with your ad-
printed on, for $3.50 at this office,
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1892-07-02

Pure, cold Soda Water. 8 cents a
glass, at A. NJ. GILBERT'S.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1892-07-02

Great inducements in Ladies' and
Oxfords at
FIERY'S SHOE STORE.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1892-07-02

Fine Line of Resecker's Perfumery
Powders at A. NJ. GILBERT'S
jue is DRUG STORE,
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1892-07-02

Miss Myrt Foyell, of Hancock,
who was visiting Miss Estella
Ortman, has returned home.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1892-07-02
Pure ground Spices, Baking Soda and
Cream Tarter at
A. NJ. GILBERT'S DRUG STORE.

The only place in town you a find
D. NJ. Hough. & Co.'s Fine Shoes for
gentle women is at
FIERYS SHOE STORE.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1892-07-02

The City Band arrived home
from Chicago Friday of last
week, well pleased with their
trip and with the treatment
and entertainment accorded
them by the Iroquois Club.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1892-07-02

Deputy Marshal Lamon is at
tending U. S. Court at Parkers-
burg.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1892-07-02

Mr.. C. O.. Lambert has gone on
two weeks trip West.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1892-07-02
Drunkenness, or the Liquor Habits
Positively Cured by administering
DIR. Haines' Golden SpecIHc,

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be gwen in a glass of beer. a cup of coffee or
tea. or in food, without the knowledge of the
patient. 1t is absolutely harmless, and will
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the patient is a moderate drinkeT OF an alco-
holic wreck. II has been given in thousands
of cases, and in every instance a perfect cure
has followed. II never Fails. The system
once impregnated with the Specific, it becomes
an utter impossibility for The liquor appetite
to exist. Cures guaranteed.
AZ page book of particulars free. Address
SEPtIFIC CO., IS5 Race ST..
Cincinnati, q.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1892-07-02

Large Stock of LANDRETH's FRESH
GARDEN SEEDS at A. N. GILBERT'S
May 10 DRUG STORE.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1892-07-02

ST. JosEPH's COMMENCEMENT
Thursday evening of last week
was a success from every point
of view. Revs. McKeefry and
Fallon addressed the large audi
ence. Rev. McVery, of Staun-
ton, was present, and Michael
Ahern, Seminarian. During the
evening some choice musical Sc
lections were rendered by Misses
NJ. Martin, Sophia Anderson and
Martina Little. The military
drill by little boys was skillfully
executed. The following was
the program:
Entrance March, Miss NJ. Mar
tin Opening Hymn Calisthenic
Song, by the girls with piano
accompaniment by Miss S. An
derson Instrumental duet, Mas
ter C. Martin and Miss A. Go
heen Chorus by boys, piano ac-
compartment by Miss NJ. Little :
Recitation, Master c.. Meadows :
Vocal Duet, piano, Miss Martin !;
instrumental solo, Miss NJ. Lit
tie; Recitation by children 4;
Chorus; piano solo with violin
accompaniment, Master G.. Mar
tin and J. McAneny Recitation,
nine boys; Song and chorus,
Misses V. Sloan, R. Moran, N.
O'Connel; Rife drill, by the
boys; instrumental solo, Miss
NJ. Martin; Chorus Drama of
five persons; Misses Lottie
Larkins, Annie Armstrong, Car
RE Young, Louise Montague and
Rose Farrin vocal duet, Mas
ter Chas. Larkins and Miss Mary
Buchanan; Song and chorus.
Master Raymond Meadows; in
strumental duet, Miss NJ. Little
and Miss S. Anderson Vocal so
10, Miss Little; Recitation. the
girls Song by the school Exit
March.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1892-07-02

Rev, H. j. McKeefry, of st,
Joseph's Church, could not hold
services Sunday on account of
sickness. Deacon Michael Ahern.
of st. Mary's Seminary, read the
prayers and the Epistle and Cos
|pel for the day.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1892-07-02

Steam Dyeing and Cleaning of gentle
mems clothing a speciality by j. CORD
NER, Stephen ST., neal Wooden Mills.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1892-07-02

The p~rostration after the grip is en-.
Eirely overcome by Hood S Sarsaparilla.
It really does make the weak strong.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1892-07-02

The Harrisburg Shoes for ladies
are made of the best Dongola. They are
very stylish, durable and splendid fit
ting. They meet the wants of all classes.
There are no tacks or waxed threads to
hurt the feet. Every lady who buys a
pair of these shoes gets a bargain. JOHN
LYONS has received the agency for these
celebrated shoes.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1892-07-02

HUSKS WANTED Farmers
having any corn husks for sale call on
or address, HOLLY KEEDY.
Church St., Martinsburg, W. Va. aug10
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1892-07-02
T~omahawk News.

Miss Ida Turner and her best
man were calling here Sunday
eve.
Miss Jennie White has return
ed from Hedgesville.
Messrs. l. w. Wood and Sam.
Hedges were in Maryland last
week.
Mr.. NJ. K. Butts and family
were visiting here Sunday.
Mr., Melvin Harper was visit
ing Mr.. j. E. Murphey Sunday.
Mr., H. S. Butts and wife were
in our midst last week.
There will be a festival here
on the eve of July 7, s., and 9th.
OAKTON NEws.-Mr. Jas We'd
die, of Nebraska, is still sojourn-
ing in our midst.
Rev. {. M. 4OSt preached an
excellent sermon at Hedges
Chapel Sunday last.
Mr.. H. G. Keesecker, of Spring
Mills, was visiting his parents at
this place Sunday.
Miss Susan Barnhart, of your
city. is visiting friends near
here.
Co, Supt. P. T. Keesecker was
in our midst Sunday.
Mr.. Daniel Keesecker, of
Hedgesville, was visiting his
father at this place Sunday.
Mr.. VIM. Jordan, who has
been working at North Noun
tain, was home Sunday.
There will be an ice-cream fes-
tival held at Mingo School-house
the nights of July 7, 8, 9. All
are cordially invited.
Miss Ella V. Nihion, of
Hedgesville, was visiting friends
near here last week.
Rev. w. H. Clary will preach
at Providence Church tomorrow
Sunday at 5 p. m.
Mr.. Albert Studenwalt, of Key
ser, is visiting his parents at
this place. H. H.
CITIZENS NATIONAL BANK Or
GANIzED.-At a recentmeeting of
the stockholders of the Citizens
National Bank the following
board of directors was elected
DR.. Jas. w. McSherry, Chas
Thumel, w. j. Lambert, H. T.
Cushwa, P. R. Harrison, j. w.
Dodd, j. H. Shaffer, Geo. NJ.
Bowers, Joseph B. Vanmetre,
Geo. T. Sperow, Jas. w. Nc
Donald, Joseph Fiscus, w. H.
Henshaw, j. H. Smith, Luther
Ropp, B, NJ. Kitchen, VIM. Nc
Donald, Chas. P. Matthaei, NJ.
V. Hawk. DR.. j. W. McSherrv
was elected president John B.
Wilson, cashier Geo. NJ. Bow
ers, first vice president Chas. P.
Matthaei, second vice president;
and l.. NJ. Shaffer, attorney.
Wednesday evening, in the 1st
NJ. E. Church, by Rev. w. H.
Chapman, Mr.. Benz. Chester
and Miss Emma Souders. The
church was appropriately decora-
ted and many friends were there
to witness the ceremony. Miss
Anna Harper was bridesmaid,
with Mr.. Harry Kurtz, of Win
chester, groomsman. The bride
wore a dress of cream Tiffany
silk, with hat, gloves and Slip
pers to match, and carried a
bouquet of beautiful roses.
Messrs. Pitzer, Jennings, Ian
ders and Starn were the ushers.
A grand reception followed.
The couple are now on their we'd
| ding trim
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1892-07-02

DEAD LETTERS.-The following
is a list of letters remaining in
the P. O., Martinsburg, w. Va,
June 9th, and will be sent to the
dead letter Office July 18th, if not
called for when calling say adj
vertised.
Mamie Coleman, Mrs. Annie
Gulf, Robert B. Davis, Oscar A.
Farr, Arthur Fisher, Milton
Gather, Augustus C. Gansler'
Chas. Halstead. Miss Dora Hill,
John A. Kephart, Mrs. Jacob
Kimbel, Mrs. Ermina NJ. Kilmer.
William Lewis, Mrs. Ada Math-
is, Laura O'Connell, Truss A.
Patton, Joseph Powell, j. S.
Stone, Miss Sarah Thompson,
col, Hon. l.. c. White.
Held for better direction Pat
rick j. Shanahan, II West Mar
ket ST., Furnace Row.
w. H. II. FLICK, p. NJ.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1892-07-02

A DREADFUL MISFORTUNE
THE thunder storm Monday af-
.|ternoon was very heavy. In
Md. and Pa. much damage was
hundreds of panes of glass
beingdestroyed byhail. Around
mere the lightning struck in sew
|eral places, but doing little dam
|age. A most distressing acct
dent occurred on the farm of Mr..
Jacob Hesse. two miles north
east of town. Mr.. j. R. Ropp
|and two sons Charles and Wal
ter, of this city, were working in
harvest there. When the storm
up the boys took refuge in
b shed and sat on a wagon.
lightning struck the wagon,
killing Chas. Ropp, but leaving
IBIS brother Walter uninjured.
Two chickens under the wagon
were killed. A portion of the
flothing of the boy was burned.
|the bolt striking him on the head
bnd following the spine. Mrs.
|Hesse, a sister of the Ropp boys,
twas standing in the door at the
Eime. He was a nephew of Mrs.
w. Rentch and Mrs. S. l..
|Dodd. Theremains We're brought
TO the fathers home. The fun
fral was held in st. Johns Luth-
bran Church Tuesday afternoon,
Rev. G. S. Trump holding the
services. Much sympathy isfelt
for the bereaved family.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1892-07-02

Try The Herald for News.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1892-07-02

Corresponding low rates from other
stations.
Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1892-07-02
MEAT MARKET, CHOICE FRESH MEATS

The undersigned would respectfully call the attention n ousu,oers
TO The fact that be has constantly on hand CfIOIf r FHEeH NFATsf
BEEF. PORK. VEAL. SAUSAGES. BOLOG%AS. DC. the house-
keeper can call, confidently expecting u ind the best supplies IN
the table ptoeurable in this market and At reasonable prJcss ged
from 5 TO III. Hams, shoulders and middllngE. country cured
G. o. LAMBERT,
EAST r TIRE NEAR QUEEN.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-09-21

How DOES the Tribune feel to have beer
led into the statement that when Dr.
ILIFF's stolen address to the Y. M. C. A.
appeared next morning, without credit tc
any one else, it worried him SO much that
he called together his brother clergymen-
the fact being his brother clergymen we're
not called together until the doctor had
been confronted with the ocular proofs of
his fraudl From the 21st of March to the
9th or 9Th of September this good man had
been worrying all to himself, but only when
be ascertained that the occasion of his
trouble had been found out and he was
fearful Of exposure, did he determine to
unbosom himself. And then he was very
very sorry, indeed. But still he was I'm.
willing to take into his confidence the ! GOO
people who had applauded the pilfered ad-
dress and tried by deceiyiDg his friend
the Tribune writer, TO pretend he had
shown his contrition al once. instead of five
aud half months afterwards, when he
learned that he had been detected. The edi
tor OF the Tribune ought to have beer
spared the mediumship of this falsehood
as his relations with the preacher gave hin
the right to honest and candid treatment.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-09-21

to be accepted as fairly conclusive evidence
that he never had any statistics from man
ufacturers and maliciousls cooked up re-
port in the interest of the protection
cause. Perhaps the bargain was that the
manufacturers statistics should not
be made public The suggestion is
not out of place. 1t would be
easy enough for an employer &c
say he has increased the wages of his men
lit would be a good deal easier to say II
than to prove it, for in doing the latter the
men themselves would have to testify, and
hey would be very apt to tell the truth.
They would know whether or not their
pay was greater since the passage of the
MCKINLEY bill.
The indications are that Mr.. PECK s'sold
outn to the enemy. If he did not it will
be easy enough to demonstrate his limo
csnce by showing where wages have been
increased within the past year, or what
employer has reported to him an increase
of the pay of his men. Workingmen all
over the country would like to know who
of them have been benefited by the pro-
tective act. They do not have to be told
who have been made to suffer by reason OF
the operation Of that act. They learn that
every time they buy clothing and other
articles of necessity, and pay about 80 per
cent. in addition to the actual value of the
goods
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-09-21

In a recent magazine article Mr.. HERBERT
WELSH of Philadelphia, compares the cam
paign methods of thirty years ago with
those of today in such way as TO suggest
that perhaps public morals are not improy-
ing very fast. He says that in the LINCOLN
campaign of 1860 every member of po-
litical committee paid his own expenses.
and as showing how little money was used
in those days for election purposes. quotes
from Colonel McCLURE's 'sMen of War
Times" as follows:
cannot recall five commercial houses OF
prominence in Philadelphia where could have
gone to solicit q subscription to the LINCOLN
campaign with reasonable expectation that it
would not be resented; and of all OF our prom
inent financial men scan only recall ANTHONY
J. DRExEL who actively sympathized with the
Republican cause. Money would have been
useless for any but legitimate purposes. The
entire contributions of the Pennsylvania state
committee for that great battle aggregated
only $4,000. of which s., 600 were contribution
for rent of headquarters and $1,000 we're ex-
pended in printing.
The change which has taken place in this
respect is strikipgly illustrated by MIR.
WELSH when he says for the Republican
campaign fund of 1883 Pennsylvania alone
contributed $4,000
That it costs more to conduct campaign
now than it did quarter of century ago,
does not argue political corruption. More
work is deemed necessary now, more dis
play is regarded as essential and men are
better paid than formerly. At the same
time the most reckless of so-called legiti-
mate expenditures do not account for the
vast sums of money which are put into
presidential campaigns. A large percent
age Of the cash, if it could be traced would
be found to have gone for the purchase of
votes. for bribery and in corrupt ways.
Mr.. WELSH proposes as remedy for what
he designates serious abuse, the enactment
Of laws by the states requiring political
committees to publish at the conclusion OF
campaign full statements, duly attested
before notary, giving an account OF all
money received and disbursed by them in
the prosecution of their work We appre-
bend that such law would avail little
The committee which uses money cor
ruptly would not certify to the fact, and
the candidate who contributes cash for the
purchase of votes would not be very apt to
expose his agent il the transaction.
It is grave evil of which Mr. WELSH
complains, and it grows rapidly. 1t has
been published that the Republican com
mittee expects to spend two and half
million dollars this campaign. which is two
or three times as much money as can be
legititimately expended. just how the evil
can be remedied it is difficult to say, but we
don't believe the cure would come through
the operation of any statute.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-09-21

The COMPLETE collapse OF the Temescal
tin mines in California explodes the last
argument of the protectionists that Ameri-
can production of tin is promoted by high
tariff. The Temescal mines cost upwards
of s., SOC, 600, and have proved fraud per-
petrated by British organizers of great cor
porations upon great political party 1t
was pretended that an output Of 800 tons of
ore per day, yielding 10 per cent. of tin
metal, could be relied upon at cost of 1925
per ton, which would give yearly profit
of -, 100, 900, or nearly double the profit Of
all the Cornwall mines in England. Ia
thirteen months the Temescal mine has
produced less than $50 tons of ingot tin,
worth less than $4,000. The pay roll was
SIS, 600 per month. and to this must be ad-
ded interest on 2.oOO.O 600 invested. Of the
Dakota tin mines nothing has been heard
lately.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-09-21
THE SOLID SOUTH.

Mr.. MURAT HALsTEAD thinks Mr.. HARRr-
SON will be reelected, but he is not quite
sure. He seems reasonably certain of one
thing, however for he says over his sigma
ture: "Just now it is my Judgment the
states of the south will be solid for the
Democratic party Mr.. HALsTEAD will be
sustained in this position by an overw helm
ing majority. In fact, his position will be
upheld unanimously by ali who have read
the Republican platform, by all who have
ever heard anything OF the Force or LODGE
bill which was passed by the Republican
House of the Fifty first Congress, by all
who have read President HARRIsoN's utter
ances regarding the control of elections by
federal authority, and by all citizens of the
southern states. II there had ever been
any doubt as to the south, the Minneapolis
platform dispelled it, for the trainers Of
that platform, inspired by the expressed
sentiments OF the president himself, de-
clared in meaning If not in plain words that
it was the policy and purpose of the Re-
publican party, in the event of the
election of Mr. HARRISON and the
gaining of control of Congress.
TO enact Force bill by which elections in
southern states would be controlled by the
federal administration and results declared
in accordance with the desire of those in
power at Washington. II the platform
provision referred to meant anything it
meant another LODGE bill. The southern
people SO interpret it. and because they do
they will see to it their states stand firmly
against the execution of the threat 1t is
possible that had there been no Force bill
and no threat of any, two or three of the
southern states might have been lost to
the Democracy at the forthcoming cleo
ton, though it is not likely they would
have gone over TO the Republican party.
The Farmers Alliance might have drawn
away enough votes to defeat the Demo-
Gratis. However. the danger passed when
the president and the Minneapolis conyen-
ton endorsed the Force bill proposition
and gave notice that the Ubiquitous sugges-
ton would be acted upon if the people
granted the power.
There was never a time when the south
is more "solid" than it is today. The
masses feel tina: common danger threat
ems them and makes necessary their stand
ing together for mutual protection. They
may disagree as to currency questions and
local issues, but there is unity of sentiment
as regarding the policies of the great ma
tional parties. We confidently look, not
merely for solid south, but for bigger
Democratic maiorities than usual. Mr..
HALsTEAD is q very earnest Republican,
n dOfr
the daily papers and magazines in behalf
Of his party; at the same tine he is too in
teliigent and keensighted to ignore plain
fact. He knows the south will be 'solid, u
and says 80.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-09-21
wAiFs OF WIT.

Washington Star: suit for damage-over-
ais.
Yonkers Statesman. The mother tongue is
probably the language of Mars.
New York World: It's little queer when
you think of It that in run bank you have
to get in line and walk.
| Lowell Courier. Contestants in the running
races at the fair should prepare by taking bot
tie of catchup.
Chicago Inter Ocean: Why not make the cac-
tus the national flower? 1t has more points
tnan any other yet mentioned.
Sttngs: The self-closing door spring is an
awful aggravation to the man who is going out
OF your Office mad. and wants to slam the door.
Tit-Bhs: Miss Boodle-"Count, how do you
know that your diamonds are genuines" Count
Gltto-"By re advances of re pawn brokaire.''
Life: She (doubtingly)- say you are
peculiar. What pray, is your peculiarity:'
He" Mabel, am the only man In the world
who ever loved you as much as ] do
indianapolis journal: Politics are decidedly
mixed in our family" said Mr.. Jungepapp.
My wife is Democrat, I am Republican,
and the baby, as near as 1 can make out. is a
calamity howler.''
Boston Transcript: Mrs. Aleet-''Yes, 1 shall
go to the Worlds fair, of course. am most in
terested in the models of those caramels that
Columbus came over in Mrs. kute-'Yes,
carames awfully sweet
Truth: Judge Durfey-'.You are charged with
stealing chickens; do you want q lawyer?'
Nose Snowball-.'No, yer honah.'' Judge Dur.
fey-'.Why nots'' Nose Snowball-"If it
please de cot I'd like ter keep dem chickens
myself, after haDbin' all de trubble er git
! tin en-