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The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1892-04-22
Accidents,

and how to deal with them, and other val
liable medical information, will be found
in DR.. Kaufmau's great Medical Work;
elegant colored plates. Send three 2 cent
stamps to pay postage to A. p. Ordway &
Co., Boston, Mass and receive a copy
free.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1892-04-22

The following pathetic appeal from the
Richman Dispatch (Dem.) shows a de, ree
of uncertainty entertained by the Demo-
Gratis over the election of Cleveland, should
he receive the nomination for President:
The Democratic State Convention of
Pennsylvania has declared in favor of
Grover Cleveland as the nominee of the
next Democratic National Convention, and
on the 9Th of November next Pennsylvania
will cast her electoral vote for Benjamin
Harrison. There is no northern state which
can be relied upon without any doubt to
vote the Democratic ticket next fall, but
the Democrats of Pennsylvania are doing
all that lies in their power to secure the
nomination of a candidate for President
who was not only ingloriously defeated -four
years ago, but for whom that State in 1888
cast not one electoral vote.
1t is plain that there are Democrats who
do not look at this matter in the right
light. If there were even one Democratic
state which the Democrats could afford to
throw away the case would be different.
But there is ne such state.
Now look at the prospective results: The
solid South, 159, New York, SO, New Jer-
sey 10, Indiana, Is. This makes a total
of 220 ELECTORAL votes, leaving three votes
still lacking to make 223, which are necces-
sary to a choice. To lose one state in the
solid South is to be defeated. To lose
New York, New Jersey, or Indiana is to be
defeated. TO lose the whole vote Of Mich
igan is to be defeated, unless we carry Con-
necticut. And yet we are asked to rejoice
thai a state hopelessly Republican, is doing
all it can to force upon states which will
elect a Democratic President a candidate
who cannot carry that state.
Men and brethren, look at these facts.
They cannot be too deeply impressed upon
your minds. We must get for our nominee
the votes of all the Southern States. We
are compelled to have New York, now that
Rhode Island has pointed out to us that
there is not the least ground upon which to
base a hope Of carrying any New England
States except Connecticut.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1892-04-22

The White Star steamer, Teutonic, has
made the western and eastern records for
time. and recently made the fastest steam
ing record, making an average Of nearly
20f knots per hour on an eastward voyage
of 1900 miles.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1892-04-22
Plants For Sale,

A Il the subscribers greenhouses on Cream
IA cry avenue. Plants of all kinds in season,
consisting OF Cabbage, Lettuce, Beet, Cauli-
etc. Also sharpiess and Hew's Seeding Straw.
berry plants. ISAAC Il. COLES, W~ooodstown,
N .J-4l5-tf
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1892-04-22

The State Board of Pardons convened at
Trenton on Tuesday and after a short
conference p%ardoned twenty-three convicts
from the State Prison, including two muir
deIers. We would like to ask just now,
hat is the use of the State erecting and
maintaining costly institutions for the
detention of criminals, if the Board of
Pardous are allowed to exercise such pow
ers? The State uses every means to arrest
and convict all classes of criminals, the
cost in many instances amounting to hum
dreds of dollars. They are duly sentenced
to a term of imprisonment, but The Board
of Pardons exercise their authority some-
thing like the following, who were pardon
ed on Tuesday:
Gustavius W~illinghans, sentenced from
Essex county for ten years for killing
James DAILY. while drunk, in 1889; Edward
Flanagan, of Hudson county, sentenced to
twenty years in 1886 for murder; Ex-Coun-
Gilman William T. Mead, of Camden, SEN
fenced to three years for forgery, and has
served about four months; John Barnes, of
Camden, sentenced in 1889 to ten years for
assault with intent to kill; Dennis McClos-
key, of Camden, sentenced in February.
1891, to five years and $500 fine for mis-
demeanor. If this state of things are al
lowed to occur from time to time, the ver-
dict of guilty will nave no terrorS for the
average criminal in the future.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1892-04-22

ENOR SALE-A Columbia Bicycle in good
4 order. For further Information call on
Mrs, j. +. URIoN, Woodstown. 3-ls-tf
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1892-04-22
Armies Wanted.

INARMERS who have apples to sell Will re-
IL ceive a good price by bringing them to the
hydraulic steam cider press. COBB & KAN
DIE, Woodstown. 3-25tf
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1892-04-22

duty to a few, who may yet be clothed in
their right minds, and, remembering what
they have been taught,
"Do noble things, not dream them all da long;
And so make life, death and the vast forever
One grand sweet sOng.n
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1892-04-22
PRESTON WRIGGINS.
Watermelon Seed.

DURE Kolb Gem watermelon seed for sale.
il Gathered In Anne Arundel county Mary
land. Price 50 per bushel. JOSEPH X. STKW-
ARD. 2. q. Salam.
The Monitor. [volume] (Woodstown, N.J.) 1884-1892, 1892-04-22

We have in most towns.
How can we convince them of tn cir
danger and be to them what they need?
An evening class has suggested itself with
games, books, music, workers and last,
but not least, money to cut This road.
Patience, perseverance, some one exclaim-
ed? Yes, but as has been said, 1--WE are a
failure without them in any line"
There is enough variety CD the calendar
of the "Y's" to suit all tastes, and We long
to have the semi monthly meeting regard
ed az a promotion thin the reach of any
set of girls who can appreciate the offer.
We hope every Loyal Legion can point to
a pianist with as much pride as Salem can,
for we have one formerly enrolled among
the children. This is as il should be.
There is a higher object than to be simply
agreeable, to fritter away valuable time in
exeriions for finery, which, in some instan-
ces, may be a temptation to dishonesty
and impurity.
Ii our young women would resolve,
with Gods help, to live to some purpose
and be an influence that shall take some.
body heavenward; if they would have the
courage to | G themselves how their talents
would multiply. 1t is col ying other people
who are weak, perhaps, and trusting in the
mere accumulation of material things ia
stead of a heritage of character as a result
of high standards.
OF ideals made real, themselves made
richer in common sense with the years and
more abundant in the gracts of the holy
spirit. As We can let US discharge our
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-07
MEETINGS AND NOTICES.
Meetings.

MASONIC NOTICE.
vi Members of Milnor Lodge No. 2s7, F. A.
NJ. are requested to assemble at Freemason's S
Hail. Fifth avenue on THURSDAY, April z, at IL
O'Clock noon. to attend the funeral OF our late
brother, John Is. Matthews.
ap6-l6l By order of W. NJ.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-07
Mapufacturing Sites For Sale.

MANUFACTURING sites sfree-Unquestionably
lu the most desirable uEOccupied location for
manufacturing plants in this in any other State,
90 far as we Know is Whitehill's tract at Falls
portion of his tract for that purpose, and stands
ready to deal literally with the right pares there
are about 75 acres of his tract on grade with the
railroads, the most desirable portion for manufac
turing purposes being that section lying between
the main tracks Of the A. v. Ry. and the X. f..
G. Ry., being about 600 feet wide and 3. 600 feet
long and within the yard limits Of all the railways
and the NJ. v. r. Rand, only p 500 feet from
where the tracks of the several roads actually in
tersect 1t cannot be exceed for railway facilities
and is bound to be selected by manufacturers
wishing to locate at Falls Creek; with such
sand. coal. fire clay, limestone, lumber. etc..
all so very convenient and In great abund-
ance, and with sucn splendid railway advantages,
a great future for Falls Creek Is assured, and we
may confidently look for number of large
plants to be located there in addition to the large
now. Whitehill's tract Is being nicely cleaned up
and soon as completed pavements will be put down
and other improvements lnaugurated 1t must be
borne in mind that Whitehili's title Is good. and
that he sells without any reservations. For all the
above reasons, and because of their nice physical
formation Whiehills lots, either for business pur-
the entire Falls Creek-DuBois district. These lots
range in price from 500 up, owing to location and
will be sold very reasonable terms ;they III the
hands of Strong Fisher, attorneys at law, Brook
willie, Pa, who will be glad to furnish any desired
Information concerning the lots or manufacturing
sites or will conduct anyone over the tract who
may be had from David c. Whitehill. 70S Smitbfed
ST.. PittsburR Pa.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-07
AUCTION, AUCTION, AUCTION.
The Entire Punishment of 10 Rooms.

Furniture, carpets, linoleum, showcases,
office safe and desks, piano. etc., FRIDAY,
April g. at 10 o'clock, at the rooms of the
Henry Auction Co., "a and 26 Ninth street.
bles, chairs, rockers, lounges, couches, ele-
CANT parlor suites. upholstered in English
rugs, brocatelle, tapestry and plushes;
piano, fancy chairs and tables. wardrobes,
chiffoniers, sideboards, ext. tables, leather
chairs, pictures, clocks dishes, ETC.; folding
beds, bookcases, nall racks, cabinets, etc.
Large consignment of linoleum and carpets
for rooms, halls and stairs. Office safe, three
showcases, office desks and chairs. Sale
positive. HENRY AUCTION CO.,
ap7-S3 Auctioneers.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-07
Le-al NOTICES.

Legal NOTICES.
W. c. McELDowNEY, Attorney at Law,
l35 Fifth avenue.
ESTATE OF CAROLINE NJ. SPREEN, DE-
II CEASED-Notice is hereby given that letters
of administration the estate of Caroline NJ.
Spreen. late of the city of Pittsburg, have been
granted TO the undersigned: all persons indebted
TO said estate are requested TO make immediate
payment. and those having claims against said
estate should present the same without delay TO
MARY SPREEN, Administratrix, No. 140s Carson
81. PittshurQ. mhlO-S3-Th
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-07
Notices.
OFFICE OF }
TREASURER ALLEGHENY COUNTY,

NOT1CE-IN PURSUANCE OF THE TWENTY
~ FIRST section of an act relating to Allegheny
county. approved the 1st day of May, 1861. and OF
the amendment of said section. approved the Both
day of March. A. ID. 1866, L do hereby give notice
that the duplicates for tho several wards boroughs
and townships will be open. and will be prepared
TO receive the county, State and poor taxes for the
year of 1892 on and after the first day of May. 1892
said taxes be paid at this Office until the Isl day
of August with deduction of per cent for
prompt payment to all persons paying the whole
amount of these taxes.
There will be no reduction allowed during the
month Of August.
There will be 10 per cent added to all taxes re-
naming unpaid on the LIST day of September. 1892.
JOHN A. BELL,
apl-9o Treasurer of Allegheny county.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-07

East End Lots For Sale.


Is East End Lots For Sale.
SOUU East Liberty: $50 ca cash. LIB balance on
monthly payments; only one minute from P. K. r. !;
Baird f s5 Fduris sv ana se' CHOICE % '''
Hazelwood Lots For Sale.
ii Irregular shape equal to tsR 5ssia feet Within
few minutes walk Of HsseIwood station. Baltimore
MOcrickart 10 Fifth sv. t telephone 1875. "
TWENTY THIRD WARD-Level lots. near Sec
station; ss5 down. sio Der montn: streets graded
and macadamized: sidewalks laid: city water;
Gers aM
avenue.
City Residences.
RLUFF ST, near Collegee,-For sale or to let,
~ brick house. rooms, hall, bathroom, finished
basement: mt all late improvements. Robt. Coward.
NEAR Ridge av., east of Thirty-third ST.. new
~ house, rooms. easy payments; Inquire of
W. B. Mclean, Thirty-third st. and webster av.
East End Residences For Sale.
T,OR SALE-A very handsome East End corner
{ property. on one of the most desirable resi-
dence streets, containing over one acre (frontng
sIreets) AZ bargain II sold soon. (2L) w. A.
Heron Sons so Fourth av.
NEVILLE ST.-Shadyside: a bargain; beautiful
~ grounds, comprising about 1O0x300 feet; COM
plete 12-roomed house, stable and carriage house;
surroundings and conveniences first class: much
less than actual value will buy. (237-245.) Charles
Somers, 129 Fourth av.
oeC 5OO-s2O0 cash. balance go per month, prin-
HDA, cfpal and interest: charming home Of six
large rooms. on severed street, and strictly good
neighborhood. two squares from P. r. r. station
or five short squares from electric cars; railroad
fare 6s cents; nice laying lot 25x105 to alley; stable
In rear; nice yard; wide hall and open stairway.
large rooms, laundry. cemented cellar: any person
that the above impIe esses favorably should act at
Fourth ay.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-07
FOX SALE-LOTS.
East End Lots For s

East End Lots For Sale.
T OTIS in Ursula Terrace. Oakland $50. q. 900 and
IL g. $50 each, and fronting Fifth av. only Sl25
per foot front (graded) just the market; buy at
once and you get first choice: Plans and price
lists from Black Baird. No. 95 Fourth av.
SHADYSIDE-An offer is wanted on Shady
y side, East End, lot 50x180 feet; only e. 600
asked; a prompt buyer may get 1t at sacrifice.
f2-s4-330.j Charles SomeFa, 10 Fourth av,
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-07

ITO LET On Hazelwood av.,, near Sylvan. house
i of eight rooms with laundry, city water, both
gases and bath room: fine situation, ample
grounds. fruit trees, grapes shrubbery, etc. rent
moderate: possession Immediately. Apply H.
Burgwin, $50 Fourth av.
Feliciana sentinel., 1892-08-13

~-orICFTs HEREBY GIVEN That as.,ishs aSNh
ing on the Rosais and liinTGS%l Vsol.ssrs Siii.bs
in this parish is pT9nin,i,eea1;o =. Inc AN. =
prosecuted to Inc i"ii RSI,T. II. BARROW.
Feliciana sentinel., 1892-08-13
fGooseberry jam.

Gooseberry jam. Is one ct the mos.
delicious of our preserves, if it is made
III should be, when the fruit is MOI
fully ripe and still retains the acre
favor of the unripeued berry fuil
off the stems and tops from three
no,nds of berries. wash and put them
over to boil in just water ~ cook them.
A half-pint will be sufficient Let them
cook for about twenty inmates linen
| add about three pounds of sugar or
! I,ou like a very acid preserve, Two
| hounds and a half. Cook the sugar ano
| fruit together ten or fifteen miaute'
longer. Pour it into marmalade jars o.
ielly tumblers, and when 1t Is coli
cover it with brandy papers and seal
mn. or cover 1T with paper and iaSe
Of cotton batting pasted over 1t an
then another paper. When cot.o
hating is used, it is the best protectio
preserves or jelly can have, and 1t IS nc
necessary or desirable to put brandy ps
ner over it. but it is desirable to nave
iiaver of thin paper between the batt'n
and fruit. and it is necessary to nave
laycr of paper over the batting to pr
> vent its being punctured in hanol,r
,fter it is scaled up. Preserves seal'
m in cotton batting are not as ike
!. 70 mold as those put away IN prah'
paper N y. Tribune
Feliciana sentinel., 1892-08-13
eRoveRe,AL PHILOSOPHY.

BE careful Of the pcnntes and the pounds youn
ne'er regret;
Go supperless to bed II that means rising out OF
debt; -
Deserve success and rest assrAcd that you'll
command 1t, too, sf
For God helps those who help themselves"
toward what they d be and do.
Tho deeds done in tho future arc by far the
most sublime;
Procrastina ton is the thief OF treasure-ladcn
Time.
I'VE never miss tho water till the we'll is run
Nor ever prizc the roses till shcy fade away and
die.
However thick the clouds may lie. the sun Il
Just behind;
No lane 90 long but somewhere there's turn
TINT you will find-
Dame Fortune comes q knocking once to every
body's gate,
9 Wnit
IT'S better far to grind our meal while still TIT
chances last,
Fur 'we'u never turn the mill wheel WIN IN
1ipples that have passed"
:. ssyysit not for chance to bring you what YOU
empty spindle lacks:
Prepare It and the 'distaa, ana sncn Goa w
81 send tho fax"
Claudia Thnrin, in Good Housekeeping.
Feliciana sentinel., 1892-08-13
"a LITTLE NONSENSE"

-"Bloggs has wonderful aoiil,y loi
Lecninr out of trouble. Iooa nav
ured?" mo, sprinter. r."-"ashlng'oh
Star.
surface-"Isn't Bighed rather
vounr to be a cynic?" Rowley- ~ no.
lie has been graduated year ana the
world hasn't recognized him ye@ >'
Y. Herald.
When she gave him her little mana
He much IN love-
He little thought that every week
,Twould need q brand-new glove
Cloak Review.
Related Student--Shee here, watch.
man (hic), can't open thlsh ooor'
| W,tchman-"Perhaps you Will succeed
better if you will try key instead OF
that corkscrew. .''-Fliegende Blatter.
| -straneer-.Can you kindly inform
mo when the band begins to play?
Park Sparrow-"Oi can. Sn"ie al.
o;.n, not diff. Wait here, an when 1t
strokes up, Oil let ye know. -DraNe .
Magazine
) ,sters seem always dusty was AT
} NJ Johnscn's to-day, and her sta'r
rails are clean and smooth as glass.
N.Y. Ann-..Yis mem. She has tree
: shmall bovs."--Indianapolls journal.
4 ...".a is the matter, johnny called
= mother. Cramps" shriekcd John
d nv doubled up with pain. AN, yes
S 1sevcrelyp: you've been in swimming
a t,r, vou?' NO. ma am: it's the o'he
kina-green apples. Chicago News
a The Correct Pneumatic Tube
u Pneumatic tubes of clean stra" seein
10 ,.+,;n their flavor with the Pn
X during a heated term like TINS, In spy
m .xb,nstinc scientific research &c
rk sa,,e hotter material. Providence 'ou
nal .,o, ,
h-oken up when May confessed that ys
,st we're the seventh man to whom she hs
de t,ccn enyaged?'' Waite-"Not at a
10, the number was so lucky tnat i mace
lid hee-line for policy shop' ND
ull Fields Washington.
rec Weary Wife-'John, do wish yo'
EN- tell me how your mother maze plu
IN. pudding; then, perhaps couio .
EN- you.'' John-"Why, she TOOK 50
len ,lnms and stirred 'em up with puddi
=. if pa naked it. that's all" Weary W
wo ..Bnt. John. real plum-pudding
md no,led." John-"Why, CT cour
ties Mother always boiled it after she bal
5 or it.~-Boston Transcript
old She had a French gardener WI
Il it ever accomplishments he may nave
yer .essed in other ways. he was rat
and stupid about lawn duties One ms
ton ;np his stupidity was beyond endura
ton SLe told him most enphatically "
not she thought of him, and hnlshea ns
pa inc: Now, Francois, you can go
We a | not have YOU another day. he w
ting rr.estfallen, TO the stables, where
We a husband CHANGED to be. He locke
pre- the general thoughtfuliy for mir
ling .,a then said: "Ah. general, l
aled sorry for vou" why, what's the
kelly tor with me, Francois?" said the gen
andy well. l can go, hut you must sta
Chicago Ipter-ocean
Feliciana sentinel., 1892-08-13
PERSONA AND Im1ERsoNAI =

"A Philadelphia funeral team dio
..-x;ce at a wedding . few days ago.
.nd the doing driver allowed the ho,se
=, ca,rv the bridal couple into the
cemetery.
-prof. Herkomer says that when no |
sent ono Of his first pictures 10 .ns
Dudley Gallery an art cr1.e sn
noticed It in the press: ut represents aS
u.1v girl choosing bad caooages VIZ
;r.no.sible background. nc oouN
drarinu t., one of the principal pun
I;sh;no houses in London, ana ""
| advised to study anatomy On"
more pudding"
A ouick courtship is chronicieo W
a Georgia paper. A man stopPeo ~
house in Douglassville and asked iaoy
i. for a glass Of water. Wnen NC ~ -
ouenehed his thirst he asked he1 ~ ;
| was married or single. one -. .
,-;dow, On which the man SAID nc was
,,,;Jo,ver in search of wl1e'
i "valL in" answered the widow, anu
= ,~e will talk the matter over. one
t,rr later the twain were made one ny
Z. the nearest minister.
Sir Edward Watkin, OF Ghanne
l. t,nrel fame, is accnstomea 70 say ..
i the safest place in which to speno -
+. ho,,r or two is an express train on on
sAl - t1,e main railways. This Is connrIne
80 ~ tho tact, that last year only four pei
o. ems we're killed on all the railways 9
Of the United Kingdom, whereas W
Sc streets of London alone "A. dea'hs An
IN & y7s4 personal injuries resnlSeo iron.
- ciaental circumstances cohhee'o"
vehicuiar traffic. =.
IT "A man living in Ninn eapons -.
vo 5000 worth of Wooden !egs anu =.
4 II - -
lx,- arm and both legs are gone. anU ~ =
r., ~ .+umn OF a thumb on his Ilg
"a h.,a Vet he can write good nan
,l,- gets about brislxly and does more ou
iee hess than many whole man.
ter This story is told of the Isno
red ,nan,aster. 2. s. Gilmore:- Wneu
De, ronnv man: he engaged room 10,
t.wrniohts. but was unable to SieeP
,+.r c.rsc nf a niano in the next hon
N a which was kept going all n1ght ioI
4 a A 1adv in the adjoining room to Sin, 2,
,er .1s., owned a piano. He borrowed
ali one nipht and found peace ana qu
ter. thereafter by simply playing
bi u tired now, and sleepy, too. :,
part According to Rogers the poes '
over non wa, the person VINO lnSenuou
IS Of story about the lady beng puls.', a
nin- in India by suustroke'
shea dining there WIN I" 1,,,.T
This hosts wives was suoaenly
side ashes, upon which the hindoo rang
hell and said to the ATTENDANT WIZ
with swcred 1t: hrlns
4 be sweep up your ih's'i + .
r to AT the time OF MS n
j.. If active service, June ISL - ~
4 are | Sloan Stanley Vas IT, - . a.,
lored department of Texas ,,,;o,
sling of excellent record IN the ted
rated on the frontier. He was graouss
held West Point in 1852. ana from i.''
upon 1861. when he was Profno'eo W q
ace it taincy, he passed the grea'ei 20
<. If the time in the saddle In the lai
part IN ts5a General Scott complimented
on Of for successful engagement VIII
sh it C,r,apches
Feliciana sentinel., 1892-08-13


pocket and +. future;as dark as Ere bus
don't you remember his coming
yoi one day. Miss Middleton to oorro"
Miss Middleton wassilent for mo-
ment. ~
Yes" she said, at fast, II do rcmem'
her II. Is it possible, that yon-you are
little Benny Pofe?"
..That five-dollar BILL" said Mayor
Sylvester, ..was the nucleus of all my
success in life: It gave me my first in
centiye to ambitiosk amy first start IN
the world. .-,Nithcut il E-think should
hhvcs Committed suicide. l was quite
discouraged and disheartened enough
for nnv rash and unconsidered act.
! Syhen | was-in New York; n few years
AGO I tried to search you out apd repay
| n 1.-THE of what. 4 owed you, but yonl
| n,d position was vacant and nooodS
could give Inc any tidings OF your
>yherea bouts. Now l heartily thani
the Providence which has thrown yo'
in nv way. Here we are" as the car
| riage stopped
SIS this the home for INDECENT WON
enc" asked Miss Middleton, family.
at is mn home, Miss Middleton" sa
the mayor, "and yours, hence1or"aFe
as we'll ,.,u,
And poor, overtaxed Dorothy Middle
ton entered the luxurious portals
Mayor Silvester's home, never 70 leas
it until she was carried out IN her co
, fin. He was son to her old age,
true and tender support to her he'll
, lessncss.
!. "Ab- Miss Middleton would sa
so,,e,ipoes. with smile, that poe
fNn cf
. ,estment ever made. Amy IA
dolnh in n. y. Ledger.
Feliciana sentinel., 1892-08-13

I'D like job. sir, as waiter saio
the applicant. You have hao eNpelt
cncc in waiting. l SUPPOSE quer ,cI !,
the restaurant proprietor. inueea
have" For how long9 why, ssr,
~. ,.l.en meals in a restaurant foa
! twelve years"-Chicaso News Reeo''S