The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-05-22


track OF her two steady fellows and IL
sixty-four consecutive nights, they di
not miss night. alternating.
Wichita Opinion: Charles R. Dixon hai
filed denial to the amended petition FOL
divorce by Henrietta Dixon, in which ht
is charged with all manner OF crimes com
mitted by husbands. She is not, perhaps
the 400 Henrietta of the Eagle, who created
such a furry with the names Wichita PEG
pie recently.
Wichita has an array of sweet boy grad
yates this year.
Junction City Union: Once Wichitan
always Wichitan--Wichita EAGLE Thi:
of course is applicable only to the fellow;
| who are holding down corner lots and
suburban farms.
Deacon Jones: After a young man has
called on young woman many successive
Sundays it IS noticeable that fan K
pinned On the wall just over the lounge
| 1t is 10 cover grease spot made by hi:
head resting there so many evenings.
! Mt. Hope Mentor: Just such highly col
ored Autographs as decorate" the east
side OF the barn are the kind that are not
permitted TO be posted in the cities. Some
such sort of picture WAS torn down by a
few Wichita women recently. The bill
poster demanded pay fer the Autograph in
the sum of 81 80 He was paid.
The prettiest girl in town was out on ths
/ strest the Other day wiki beautiful new
/ blue dress on, and she was prettier than
/ ever
Emporia Republican: With the aid OF
| the Wichita fakir the cyclone can work
! miracles. A few weeks ago we were as
! sured that Towanda and Augusta IN
! Southern Kansas were wiped from the
face Of the earth. Last Saturday along
came another enterprisiDg twister, accom-
panied by few more enterprising CORE
spondents. and repeated the operation.
There is an old man in town who, no
matter what circus it is, always insists
that the best part of the show is not here
at all, but is playing in another part of the
state.
! Three girls came over from FL Dorado
| Friday and then sent out a small boy to
notify some young gentlemen that they
were in town. This had the desired effect,
for they were taken to the ball
Preston Pla1ndealer: A story is told on
8 Wichita street car conductor who, while
asleep, seized his wife's nose and rang up
three fares on it before her shrieks awoke
bin
Last Sunday young man was calling
OF a young woman in the north part of
town. He was sitting on the porch when
lie espied his fancee coming up the street
-, hay. = = - il. ha
horse until the buggy passed.
SeGgwick Paragraph: Wichita is going
wild over base ball The hotels, dry goods
firms, Wholesale houses, etc, all have pros
porous Mines. Wonder if they could scare
up enc good nine from among the whole
outfit. If they can. we will trot out our
"kids" and annihilate them most any
time.
Contributed: A little girl on North To-
peks was talking to her father the other
evening about her nurse. Papa, she said,
when did we get herr About four years
ago. answered pater familias. and when.
asked little inquisitive, when did we get
you. papa"
Preston Plaindealer: A Wichita young
lady, a sister OF 'Henrietre, not so well
upi botany as in something else, inquir-
ed of Rose, the florist of that city, for
some red ''fourlips."
There are two young men in town from
other states. just now, waiting for their
wedding day.
Kansas City Star; An enterprising
Wichita woman has had the measles four
times within six weeks.
a Colwich poet has written poem on
Garfield university starting out like this;
The great Peerless Princess
Stands high in her pride,
With a memory of Garfield
Built on her West Side.
Salina Journal; A Wichita young man
essayed to send box of Strawberries 70
his girl in Missouri; but they got no
furt her than the stomach of the postoffice's
colored janitor.
II IS said that all those women who
voted At the last election will be called
upon to pay poll tax.
Lyons Tribune: Wichita celebrated the
change in her police commissioners by
starting two new joints, one OF which sent
out elaborate invitations to parties in the
city 10 attend its opening"
When a girl is sixteen she can see more
to gigsle at in one moment than she will
see to smile at in a year when she is forty.
Kansas Star: All Wichita man has to
do II ne wants to be interviewed is TO go TO
Topeka and register at the Copeland.
One of the prettiest girls in Wichita is
going to become nun. She Is ISyears old.
She has just returned from tour OF the
converts throughout the country.
Kansas Star: Henrietta, OF the EAGLE,
is having serious time of il. Her lady
friends abuse hsr 10 her face without
knowing il.
Mother Grundy has received a large
number Of guesses as 10 who Henriette IS
Here are some who have beea guessed:
Mrs J. y Hollinger Mrs C. J. Fletcher.
Mrs. Russell Harding, Mrs. E. l. Macken-
zie. Mrs. Victor Murdoch, Mrs. :. Z Joce-
Ign, Mrs II. G.. Toler, Mrs. u. A Todd,
Mrs Ed Vail, Mrs. Nan Healey. Miss
Pearl Skinner. Miss Geneva Jccelyn. Mss
Sara Chapman, Nessrs. z / Mackenzie,
Dave Leahy, Bruce Priddy, Ralph N.eder-
lander, George Hammann and Ephraim
Hoffman
THE FOURTH AT WICHITA.