The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1892-08-31
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more be Knows he needs God.
Seven eights of the bread made in
London is made of American wheat.
Self conceit is about as uncomforta-
BILE seat as a man can have for steady
thing.
If you don't want your boy to turn
/ out bad, don't bear down too hard on the
grindstone.
G. The man who always speaks the
truth in love will always speak words
that weigh something.
If We put off repentance another
day we have another day to repent of, and
a day less to repent in.
Those people who are always going
to pay their bills tomorrow" generally
oversleep themselves.
! Among the relics to be exhibited at
the Worlds Fair is a necklace which once
belonged to Pocshontas.
The fastest timein which train has
been known to travel mile is forty.nine
seconds and a fraction.
Cruelty and religion don't fit to-
gether. How can man love God who
mistreats helpless dumb brute?
No bird can fly backward without
turning. The dragon.hy, however, can
do this, and can outstrip the swallow in
speed.
The man who says that every man
has his price, simply means to inform
you that you can have his services at q
bargain.
= The horsemen say that whipping 8
horse numerically for something that the
animal cannot help spoils many good
one.
Statistics show that women live lon.
ger than men. This gives the dear crea-
lures the opportunity to have the last
word.
= The great anasthetic, chloroform,
was discovered by Guthrie, 1881, and
was first employed in surgical operations
in 1886.
The Cottonwood River at Emporia,
Kansas, varies in width during the
course of the year from three feet to sew
en- miles. e
= The extremes of temperature on the
Sahara Desert are such that while the day
may be oppressively hot at night it is
freezing cold. s.
= Harry: I've come to believe the
summer girl has a heart of stone. Jack x
Nonsense It's india rubber-melts in 3
summer and hardens in winter.
= The man who gets mad at what the !:
newspapers say about him should return
thanks three times day for what the 4
newspapers know about him but do not
say. 8
"A Mr.. Haynes, of Quincy, Minn.,
has been asleep for the last II years, with
the exception ofeighteen months in 1881.
90, two months in 1886 and two weeks in
July, 1892.
An old distillery kettle has been IN,
earthed at Reading, Pa, which, to fool
the revenue officers, ran water if the spi.R
got was turned one way and mhiskey If
turned the other.
- If we would always remember that
for every idle word we speak we will
have to give account in the day Of judg-.-
ment, our words would be fewer and far
more 1eighty, wise and worthful.
- Fifty years ago house of one room
was sufficient to raise ten children in;
now it sometimes requires house of ten
rooms in which to raise one boy, and
often he is not very we'll raised then I! 8
Kansas has wonderful wheat crop
this year. That now being harvested {
promises q yield Of nearly 70,00o;oaR-
bushels, exceeding last years crop by To-.
100000. The crop of corn is estimated
at 100, 100000 bushels.
1t is only little over forty years
ago that Russian farmer began the cul.
tiystion of the sunaower in order to e1.
j tract oil from the seeds. Now 10000
acres in Russia are in sunaowers, and
the original founder of the industry is 9
millionaire.
- The Cherokee form of marriage IS
perhaps the simplest and most expressive
of any. The man and woman merely join
hands over a running steam, emblematic
, of the with that their future lives, hopes
and aspirations should flow or in the
, same channel.
You can never have really gcoii
complexion until the impurity is cleansed
+ from your blood. What you need is
thorough course of Ayers Sarsaparilis,
which is absolutely free from all harmful
ingredients, and therefore is perfectly
r safe.
The underground railroad in Gla
/ cow begun three years ago is now slmc'S:a' =
completed. The total length of the road#
+ which extends into the subj lbs, is seven
and a quarter miles, but nt, all Of th
!. is underground. The gres est distsnsa
a below the surface is one hundred feet, the
{ average distance being twenty fees5
/ There are great many grades, some
9 quite steep, and some sharp curves: Che
y contract price of the road was gomethia&
J, over s5,OoO,O0o. 1> 1
e "A man recently answered an
8 tisement which read: "Sepd US dollsa7
d and learn how to make money easily AND
4 quickly" Anxious to acquire compel
9 tency without too much mental or physiS
r cal exertion, he folded up a dollar biliS
e forwarded it and anxiously awaited tai
!. answer. 1t came in few days, and a
d explicit as he could desire: aFollow Oh
9 plan, look up all suckers and get 8 dollS
a out of them. The amount in every casv