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Habits OF ..Gents. -.

The ..gents" have contempt for the
ordinary decencies of life They ..cuss,
chaw terbacker, and drink red Ticker. =
and they desire that you shall be made
aware Of the fact They were raised
to do it, and If you don't like it you can
lump it-see?' They pay their way, =
and don't ask no man no Odds Al
they see him the gentleman is always d
dude, the lady .high-iyer.' . They
rush against you, jostle you, outrage
your sense Of propriety and rejoice IN
the discomfort they cause You. They
sport" paste diamonds and take Is
the town" and are not afraid 81 the
whole police force. They will have
yon know they arc .'gents' and priv.
LEGGED under the law 70 outrage dsesnt
Bitmingham Aas. Hsrila
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SUNSET AFTER. 4 woRkDA I :

ne skies are dark, the rain drops fast,
The dreary ranks of toll file past,
The workroorn's hum sounds tired and slow,
The hand moves listless to and fro;
Even our needles seem imbued
With rustily rebellious mood,
And dull revolt against our WILL
like teasing sprites, to work US Ill,
envy and discomfort steal in,
Whispering to US through the din
None but ourselves, say they. must climb
Rough paths, while others have free time
Tor all LIES Joys, Its beauties rare,
is music soft, its flowers fair, :ss,s,s
knowing no tasks for whose hard sake
! Tired heads must throb and curved spines ache
We hail the Whistles blatant scream
That wakes US from this bitter dream.
Break on the thread and fold away
Dur work, to wait another day.
3lod homeward through the darkening street,
With chilly hands and mud-soiled feet.
The clouds seem frowning heaviest,
When, 10! they open in the west;
4 faint pink touches smoke and mist;
One spire, its GROWING cross atwist
With golden rays, points upward to
vapor- edged, rare glimpse of blue,
And through o narrow, brick-framed space
smiles suddenly the SUMS dear face
Life looks SO liveable again;
Where are the long drawn hours OF rain2
Courage and confidence draw near,
Whispering to us, calm and clear.
None hut ourselves, say they, may know
The fullness OF this sunset glow,
For we alone, who drudged all day
Twixt streets OF mud and skies Of gray,
Can read the symbol fair Alright:
"At eveningtime it shall be light"
Back 10 the heart comes, Heaven-sent,
That guest it cannot spare-Content.
Ruth H. Sessions. in Far and Near.
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Cold Wave con,nr.

Weather reports from all extreme sta
lions announce the early advent of cold
waves. In anticipation, thousands Of PEG
pie are completing arrangements to spend
the winter in the South. OF all south bound
roads, the Chicago end Eastern Illinois
Railroad offers the best advantages to the
traveller: It is the shortest line from Chi.
cago to Florida and Gulf Coast resorts Its
trains reach destination six hours in ad
vance OF any other line Its equipment is
unsurpassed. Its popular fast train, the
Chicago 4 Nashville Limited,'' which
leaves Dearborn Station, Chicago, 4p. m
every day in the year, connects with all
through trains from the West and North
west, is vestibuled from end to end, heated
by steam. lighted by gas, is composed Of
Pullman sleepers. Pullman Ladies' and Day
coaches, and II superb dining car
For full information, time tables, illus
trated guide books, maps, etc, apply to, OF
address any agent of connecting lines
CHARLES W. HUMpHREY, Northern Passen.
ger Agent, 40 East Third St, st. Paul
Mimi: City Ticket Office, 2o4 Clark St.
Chicago, or CHARLES L. STONE, Genera
Passenger Il Ticket Agent Room 4l5 First
National Bank Bldg, Chicago.
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Degree. Of Cold In Montana.

Everything goes by comparison out
in Montana" said the president OF one
of St., Louis big silver mines. ''Once
a well-known character named Mackay
was asked by lady visiting the west
If the weather did not occasionally be-.
come intensely cold.
oh, yes he replied, it gets right
sharp here sometimes
".Wen,' persisted the lady, how cold
does it get:'
That depends, he answered, evas.
lively. Now, to-day is what we
miners call a one-shirt day. When the
weather gets colder it's a two-shirt
day, and when the blizzards come
there are three-shirt days The lady
was much mystified until explained
to her the habit of the miners of put.
ting on one or two shirts above an.
other, according to the temperature. =
st Louis Republic.
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ABBE MAYS FEE.

An Eminent Fronch Lawyer and His
Grateful Client.
The most eminent consulting lawyer
of Paris at one time in the last century
was Able May. His opinion had
great weight in forming the decision of
the judges, and he was often consulted
His fee for an opinion was usually a
large one. Che story of one of his ex.
ceptional fees is related by NJ. de Bois-
Saint just in His history of Paris.
a cure from the country called Oh the
able one day, and after complimenaing
him with earnestncss and sincerity on
his creditable and deserved reputation.
said that he was involved in lawsnit
which he did not understand. He
he was in the right or in the wror g,
and whether he had better carry ON
the suit. So saying he delivered to the
great jurist an enormous package CT
papers covered with almost illegibls
handwriting.
The able cheerfully accepted the
task, and told the cure to call again IN
two weeks. He was pleased with the
good, Supplemented man, and devoted
his best energies to clearing up the
case, though he was obliged to put
other matters aside in order to do so.
The cure called on the day appointed
took the abbe's written opinion, and
read it through critically. He was de.
lighted with the enthusiasm and clear
ness with which his rights were SET
forth. He embraced the able CRATE
fully, aud cried: ''Ah, monsieur, no one
could be better pleased than am, and
want you to be satisfied also. Here
is money, monsieur, please take what
is due ou:" and he threw a three-frane
piece on the table.
Not to humiliate the good man, the
able picked up the coin, took thirty.
six sous from his purse and handed his
client ''the change"
Some one, said, when he told the
story, that as usual he had lost by his
disinterestedness.
"Lcst?" said the able. ''And do you
count the pleasure of telling the story
nothing?" Companion.
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portersas first tenor and leading man
Wall this Is, u yOtss

pOT IcFf0S }uTHt leHOT HuO s.46tUlN8 uD0s
Well. this is = Hols
1--WE got to- take her in the house,
anyhow, that's plain" he said to him.
self, and he gently led the willing walk
er back up to the door and rang the
bell, and rang it with forty horse
power draft.
The next minute the beautiful sleep
walker was no longer asleep, hut wide
awake, and Charlie had q very plump
young woman in his arms in dead
faint, and he made dash with his
healthy young man in even less dis
habille.
whats this?" he shouted, making a
grab at Charles throat.
.'Shut the door, you IDIOT" gurgled
Charlie, dropping the girl on the floor
and almost putting his foot on her,
after the manner of sic sempcr tyrannis.
''Wbat does this lnean?' again
shouted the young man, and the re-
mainder of the family came tumbling
downstairs, none of them fixed to see
company.
''Let go Of me and shut that door
and I'll tell you!" wheczcd Charlie.
"You don't want to raise the neigh
borhood and bring the patrol wagon,
do you?'
Some of the other members of the
family by this time had rescued the re-
porter and shut the door. and, while
the mother aud the servants carried
the unconscious girl upstairs, Charlie
told the father and son how he had
met the young lady and what the
trouble was Both men knew him by
sight and had met him on change and
elsewhere, and it was not difficult to
explain the situation.
Half an hour later the reporter was
at home, in bed and dreaming sweet
dreams of pretty girls and al sorts OF
romantic things.
When he reached the Office next day
!! a note was waiting for him and he was
invited to call that evening on the
mother of the young lady.
He called, of course. he saw the
mother; he saw the daughter, blushing
and beautiful, and now if Charlie is a
bachelor much longer there will be a
breach of promise suit Or some other
dreadful calamity, for Charles mind
is mada up.-Detroit Free Press.
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THE WORLDS ODD CORNERS.

ALLIGATOR eggs are eaten as delica-
cy by the people of the West Indies.
H1NDoosrAN is about twenty five
times as large as the state of New
York.
New GUINEA is extremely rich in
plants, the number of species discov-
cred in the sixty-fve years since Lesson
brought home the first collection being
two thousand, or as many as are known
from the whole of Germany
FRANK g. CARPENTER. the Russian
traveller, says that Russian peasant
women work from four o'clock in the
morning to seven or eight o'clock in the
evening, and that for these long hours
fifteen cents day is big wages.
TIE hill near Jerusalem where the
crucifixion of Jesus occurred is formed
Of limestone. The shores of the Dead
sea are lined with pumice stones show
cred out of some volcano that destroyed
Sodom and Gomorrah, which cities
finally sank beneath the waters of the
Dead sea
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A Mammoth Com net,t;on.

$500 in prizes for the best seven stories
was what The Youths Companion offered !;
s., 600 for the best Serials, and 81, 500 for the
best Folk lore tales. No less than 1853
stories competed for these prizes. The sue
cessful stories are just announced to appear
in The Companion during 1898.
BY sending S1.75 at once you will obtain
the paper FREE to January and for full
year, to January, '94. Address The YourH's
COMPANION, Boston, Mass.
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SHORT NOTES FOR AL.

TIE average age at which women
marry, In civilized countries, is twenty
Eve and a half years
Ten THOUSAND acres Of unredeemed
mountain land were recently sold in
Carbon county, Pa, for less than three
cents an acre.
OLD bottled wine, when pure, always
contains sediment, which will give a.
harsh taste to the wine if disturbed by
careless handling.
The smallest complete Bible ever pub
lished has just been issued by the Ok
ford university press. It is 3sl inches
long, ~ inches wide and e of an inch
thick.
IT is said that the best handles Of
small tools are made from the wood Of
the apple tree, which is extremely hard
when dry and possesses a fine grain.
Moreover, it does not crack easily after
1t has been dressed.
BLACK glass was once used for mir
rors, as well as transparent glass with
some black substance on the back. It
is related that the Spaniards found mir
rors of polished black stone, both con-
vex and concave, among the natives Of
South America.
TIE open fireplace in the new public
library building at Machias, Me-, will
be constructed of stones which were
used for ballast on board the British
war schooner Margaretta, captured by
the Americans near Machias during the
early part of the revolution.
In the attempt to obtain a supply of
fresh water on Galveston island an ar
tesian well has been sunk 3,o7O feet and
9inches without success. The city wilt
now sink shallower wells on the main
land and bring the water to the island
through pipes
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1892-12-08

It is our earnest desire to impress upon
the minds Of the public the superiority of
the service offered by the Wisconsin Gem
trail Lines to Milwaukee, Chicago and oil
points East and South. Two fast trains
leave St. Paul, Minneapolis and Duluth
daily, equipped with Pullman Vestibuled
Drawing Room sleepers, Dining Cars and
Coaches of the latest design. Its Dining
Car Service is unsurpassed, which accounts,
to great degree, for the popularity Of this
line. The Wisconsin Central Lines, in con-
only line from Pacific Coast points over
which both Pullman Vestibuled, first class,
and Pullman Tourist Cars are operated via
ST. Paul without change to Chicago.
Pamphlets giving valuable information
can be obtained free upon application to
General Passenger and Ticket Agent, Chi.
cago, Ill
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1892-12-08

EXTRACT from a sentimental young loZy's
letter: Last night l sat in i. gondIa on
Venice's grand canal drinking it allzn, and
life never seemed so full before SCRAPS
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ssThat unrivalled complexion,n said q
prominent New Yorker, abiding to :. lady
acquaintance, was the result of using Gar,
West 18th Street, New York CITY.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1892-12-08

A cHoPP1NG sea doesn't seem to make
much impression on the sea-board. Boston
Cnnrier
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1892-12-08

The THROAT.-sBro,pns Bronchial Trocf,es''
act directly on the organs of the voice. They
have an extraordinary effect in all disorders
IF thu throat
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1892-12-08

Who SUFFERS with his liver, constipation,
bilious ills, poor blood or dizziness-take
Beechams Pills. OF druggists. Is cents.
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Official.

Took ON SoME.-s'Did Jimson take or
very much at the funeral of his uucle2'
"About q quart. Yankee Blade.
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EXPLOSIONS of Coughing are stopped by
Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1892-12-08

ATLAS must have learned something about
the weigh Of the worldly onkers States
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1892-12-08
WINNING A WIFE.

How a Deser wing Young Man Won
His Sweetheart.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1892-12-08

You cannot expect man to keep an un-
moved face when he let's his countenance
fall,
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TEACHER-"What are the two capitals OF
TIP. and T;.-Kate Yields Washinpton.
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"For two years4 suffered terribly
with stomach trouble, and was for
all that time under treatment by a
physician. He finally, after trying
everything, said my stomach was
worn out, and that I would have to
cease eating solid food. On the rec
ommendation Of a friend I procured
a bottle of August Flower. Itseem-
ed to do me good at once. I gained
strength and flesh rapidly. I feel
now like new man, and consider
that August Flower has cured me-"
Jas. E. Dederick, Saugerties, N.Y.@
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THy record breaker isn't dishonest. al.
though he tries to beat his way through life
s-Elmira Gazette
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she's or

Who or whati Why the good ship
and il there Is a pas senger on board Of her
lunprovided with that grand preventive
of sea sickness and all disorders Of the
Stomach Bitters, all we have to say is, he
or she is very unthoughtful. There is moth
ing comparable to this medicine in cases Of
malarial fever, rheumatism, nervousness
and loss Of strength.
FOOTBALL players are an odd lot. AS soon
as their favor1te game begins they COM
mence to kick.
Child Enjoys
The pleasant flavor, gentle action and sooth-
| ing effect Of Syrup Of Figs, when in need of
a laxative, aud if the father or mother be
costive or bilious, the most gratifying re-
suits follow its use; SO that It is the best
family remedy known and every family
should have bottle.
The beer glasses of some bars areso small
they are spoken OF as temper ance measures,
| Hotel Mail.
I J. S. PARKER. Fredonia, NY, says: "Shall
not call on you for the $500 reward, for I
believe HALLS Catarrh Cure will cure any
case Of catarrh. Was very bad" Write him
| for particulars. Sold by Druggists, 75c.
The bunco man is not fastidious, He lives
on the simplest things he can tind.-Elmira
Gazette.
ssThat unrivalled complexion,' said q
| prominent New Yorker, abiding to lady
acquaintance, twas the result of using Car
| field Tea" Send for free sample to 319
West 18th Street, New York City.
| A CHoPP1NG sea doesn't seem to make
| much impression on the sea-board. Boston
| Courier
The THROAT.-"Bro,uns Bronchial Trocf,es''
act directly on the organs of the voice. They
have an extraordinary effect in all disorders
of the throat
ATLAS must have learned something about
the weigh Of the worldly onkers States
man.
EXPLOSIONS Of Coughing are stopped by
Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar.
! Pixies TOOthache Drops Cure in one minute.
| You cannot expect a man to keep an un-
moved face when he let's his countenance
! fall.
Who SUFFERS with his liver, constipation,
| bilious ills, poor blood or dizziness-tak
Beecham's Pills. OF druggists. IS cents.
TEAcHER-s'What are the two capitals OF
! Rhode Island?" Smart Scholar (promptly)
-"R. and L Kate Fields Washington.
JEALOUS. Jack" Mamie, whose portrait
| Is that in your locket?" Mamie-"Colum-
bus Jewellers Weekly.
| Our B3w1LDER1Na LANGuAGE.-The Count
! Whispering mademoiselle, you ave
| sooch a beautiful hide"
TEE storm cloud should have sky blew
color
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J. S PARKER. Fredonia, NY, says: 'tShall
not call on you for the sl0O reward, for I
believe Halls Catarrh Cure will cure any
for particulars. Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1892-12-08

The bunco man is not fastidious. He lives
on the simplest things he can tind.-Elmira
Gazette.
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PROPAGATE

Health, wealth and happiness BY
owning a "CHARrEE OAK Stove.
None other will bring you such
maximum Of contentment and com,
fort, nor do it's duties as well or as
economically.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1892-12-08

A TRAMP is always willing to receive a
GOLD shoulder, but he. prefers a porterhouse
-Binghamton Repu blican.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1892-12-08

The beer glasses Of some bars are so small
they are spoken OF as temperance measures.
Hotel Mail.
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JEALOUS. JACK Mamie, whose portrait
Is that in your Iocl1et9" MANUFACTURING
us'.n-JeWelers' Weekly.
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Our B3wILDER1NG LANGUAGE.-The Count
(whispering)-"Ah, .nademoiselie, you ave
sooch a beautiful hiden
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ALWAYS THUS,

TEE storm cloud should have sky blew
color
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The pleasant flavor, gentle action and sooth-
ing effect Of Syrup Of Figs, when in need of
laxative, and if the father or mother be
costive or bilious, the most gratifying re-
suits follow its use; SO that It is the best
family remedy known and every family
should have bottle.
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MISCELLANEOUS.

the only way to win In an arpu.
ment with q woman is to walk off when
you have stated your side Of il.
---Leap-year Girl Liveryman, is
this horse gentle?" Liveryman-ssYes,
marin, exactly what you want; he is
used to being driven with one hand. .
The English, Spanish and Aus
tralian governesses of the infantas of
Spain each receives 81 900 annual salary
besides home IN the royal household.
Mrs. Beacon thinking to put Harry
at his ease) And what are you doing
with yourself these days, Harry?''
Harry tagged six 81 am writing his
tory of the world"
Eff you like" said the young man
at the desk, ''Pll have your poem sub
mitted to the editor NO she an
swered positively, '.I'll read it aloud to
him. prefer to have the editor SUI b.
mltted to the poem. Washington Star.
1t is reported that upon the next
occasion Mr. Gladstone has to be in at
tendance upon her Majesty at Osborne
he will proceed there via Ryde, so as to
keep as far away from Cowes as posi-
bic.
1t Was Hard on Townley. -..Terri-
BILE thing about poor Townley, amt it?
He has had to live on water for the last
week" Don't say so! What's the
matter? Just got back from abroad
Took him seven days to cross. - Brook
Ign Eagle.
Lake Ronkonkoma, on Long Island,
New York, also another small lake in
the Adirondack region, increase in vol
ume OF water for a number of years,
until they are nearly double their aver
age size, and then they gradually shrink.
The cause is not known
Pat 'Avast that noise moment,
Nora, while I'm a-listeninl'' Nora
"What ye a-listenin' to, Pat?" Pat
''Ive just been askin' myself where I've
laid my pipe, an now I'm a-listening
for the answer. "-Harper's Bazaar.
The first tomatoes in Indiana are
said to have been raised by Daniel
Guernsey, of Memphis, in $780, He i'm
ported the seed from England, his old
home At first the fruit was thought
to be poisonous, and was planted simply
as an ornament, while it was called the
love apple.
I'm the limited space between Worth
Omaha daily bee., 1892-03-21
NEBRASKA DEMOCRATS IN CHICAGO.
They Make Arrangements for Quarters and
rrolnises the Stnte to Deh,ocracy.

They Make Arrangements for Quarters and
Promises the State to Democracy.
CHICAGO. ILL.,. March 90. "A committee Of
prominent members Of the Jacksonlan club
OF Omaha, Neb., arrived yesterday at the
Sherman house and today will arrange for
headquarters for 1000 enthusiastic demo-
Gratis who will attend the national conven-
tion. Tho committee consists of Representa-
tive George j. Sternsdorff, George Holmes,
jr., John L. Murphy, Hugo Melchior, Jane
Waters and Colonel L. j. Hickey. holmes
and Murphy are for Hill, first, last ana all
tho time, while the rest favor Cleveland,
with Boies as possible second choice.
Nebraska will send an unlnstructed dele
CATION" said MIR. Sterusdorff. "Our club and
the democracy OF tho whole state arc divided
on the presidential question. Wo shall, how
ever, stand by the nominee, whoever he may
be, and with some possibility of obtaining q
few electoral votes. There was some talk of
doing this and gaining the state election py
Michignndizing tho state, but Governor Bovd
refused to call tho necessary special session
of the legislature. We shall, therefore, bring
about fusion between the farmers
alliance and the democrats. The farmers
alliance will unQuestiopably carry tho state,
aud If they nominate Van Wyck for gov
ernor, he will oe our next United States
senator beyond any questions. The repub-
licans are 70 longer IN it, so far as Nebraska
IS cOncerneu
Speaking of the filing of papers on last
Saturday by Thayer rcopening the
question OF the governorship Mr.
Sternadorff said: "Mr. Thayer has gone
crazy. That's tho only explanation
l can find for his actions He wants to vindi-
cate himself it is said don't know what
10 is no wants to vindicato. but If he desires
10 kill the republican party any deader than
it is already il Nebraska, he has taEen the
best means to do 1t. Governor Boyd and the
ANN Ia n nv,lu f.N, bpos,
phase of the case, knowing that it can only
do ttem good. Thayer cannot count on
partlsanship. If Cobb were still on the
bench we would not be surprised at anything
he might decide. But he is not. Even If
this disgraceiul and absolutely ridiculous
contest is allowed to 60 on it could not be
ended until the term OF Office expired and
every official act of Governor Boyd would
then be declared legal, just as was the case
with Thayer after his short experience in the
DlaceO