Morris tribune., 1892-12-28

As evidence of the benefit Of adver-
tising we can state that gentleman
i who advertised in the TRIBUNE last
week tho loss Of pocketbook con-
, tanning two valuable notes found the
same before the paper was circulated.
DR.. j. w. Harris of this city has as
fine span of bay Hambletonian
mares, four and five years old, as we
have seen for many day. We,expect
to see them strike three minute gait
to the pole next summer. The Doc
tor has great liking for good horses.
"a snake in the grass" is all the
more dangerous from being unsus-
pected. So are many of the blood
medicines offered the public. To a
void all risk, ask your druggist for
) | Ayers Sarsaparilla, and also for Ayers
| Almanac, which is just out for the
new year.
Ii in need Of ribbons, velvets, or
fancy feathers, call at Miss Thomp
sons millinery store. Prices lower
than ever.
/ We understand that Mrs. Albert
! Violin, of Swan Lake, has discovered
1a very easy and convenient way of
4 making soap. We do not give partic-
ulars- of this new process for making
that useful article, but presume that
the above named lady will do so if |
applied to. :.
+ Last Friday morning was decided |
] ly cold-thermometers about town
ranging from 20 to "a degrees below
zero. Had the wind been blowing at
the rate of 60 OF rs miles an hour it
Rwould have made a fellow hump him
self to keep from freezing, if exposed
to the weather.
/ Notwithstanding the hard times
Wells Bros & Hanson, of this city,
have kept up their usual custom this
year and presented their employees
| With new suit of clothes as Christ
mas present. and they wish through
the TRIBUNE to thankfully acknow-
ledge this generous act.
Ii any Of our Norwegian friends
wish to learn to speak, read and write
English correctly, they should call at
our Office and purchase Martin III
vestad's book of instruction. Price,
S1.00, or 1926 for the TRIBUNE one
year and a copy of the book. If
Last Saturday night, or early Sun
day morning, a freight engine was
somewhat seriously damaged while
the switching of cars was going on, by
coming in contact with freight cars on
the side track in this city. A tele-
gram was sent to Willmar for an en-
gine to come here and take the freight
train down.
The Browns Valley Footprints cop
les the TRIBuNE's report of the meet
ing of the Stevens County Women's
Auxiliary, that it's readers may know
what the women of this county are
doing by way of collecting Indian
curiosities and other articles to ex-
hibit at the Worlds fair. The Foot
prints editor will please accept thanks.
A gentleman who takes little for
his "often infrmities" remarked the
other day: 81 see those fellows in con
gress are talking about raising the
tax on whisky to S1.25 gallon, eh?
Well, that's taxing the necessaries of
life; and I believe it to be not only
wrong, but unconstitutional; at any
rate it don't agree with my constitu-
ton"
We have been afflicted ever since
we left the army in 1866 with that
"hell of all diseases" neuralgia. If
we had a million dollars we would
give it freely to be relieved of this ac-
cursed disease. But as this is one of
the "honors' we received while doing
what little we could to sustain the
Union, we suppose we ought not to
complain.
I'm buying cough medicine for
children" says H. A. Walker, prom
inent druggist of Ogden, Utah, "never
be afraid to buy Chamberlain S Cough
Remedy. There is no danger from it
and relief is always sure to follow. I
particularly recommend Chamber
lain's because I have always found it |
to be safe and reliable. It is intend
ed especially for colds, Group and
whooping cough" 80 cent bottles for
sae by Hulburd & Co. m
A Child Enjoys
The pleasant flavor, gentle action and |
soothing effect of Syrup Of Figs, when