The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-09-15
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finger agenst the Musellir buzsaw. The
Bekin sed tibet thare wud bee hui passed.
ov folks in, an frum wot sha sed i
thawt thare wuddent bee lessen the
hui of sejwik kounty an part
ov kanzas, but wen got wnare cud see
new thare wuz going tn be a hull lot OF
people who wud sta at hum Owt to over
township lots ov the folks he'd staid. Sum
ov EN- he'd wurk tn du Al sed it nd pa bet
ter tn du il then come in an listen I'll Jerry
an see bruther Harris bury the buddy
shurt aud lots ov the uthers sed that
Makinly wnz cummIn an tina I'D waite I'll
here him. But then new them fellers an
spozed that evytody but them wuZ goin
tn be here. and when foun tibet evy utner
township he'd he'd a lot of feilers who
stade tn home to it maid the could chills
chase eche luther up au douu by backbone,
but while wuZ wunderin woJ we wud do
to malk uD purcesshun, i see huIe
Gone comm down in biz buggy. he
see me AN pulled me up. wuz2 overcum
to speke an he seq, wy. Jim, woth the mat
ter Rufe, sez j, thout We WIZ goin tn
hev awl sejwik kounty an the 1th dees-
trick. WHARF air we goln I'll get over
percesshuu? grate god, SEE Rufe, haInt
You fellers comm III frum the kunery!
Anvil there is oy us. seq j, but most ov the
voters stada tn him. halnt bin owt be-
for, SEE Rufe, must so 10 see, Jump IN
with me- we druv awl roun toun hard
ez we cud tare an Wen We cum bak an
went TO hedquargers Rufe dropped his he'd
an seq, Cthank. we air ruined, we ha!Dt
got huff men tn maik a line. Can't you
think ov sumthn? Yes. seq i, but ii is
dangerus danger be d. SEE RUFF. we
air i'll dangerous fix awl roun.
Wot is it? Wy, SCI i, we will put awl
the wimmin an Children in the line. it'll
awl the Wagons an carts an awl the horses
it don't make emmy diffrunce whether emmy
body rides EN- or not lots of EN- who air
ridin kant vote, an then eZ tia march tina
kin 90 doun wun street an cum rouu bak
intu the line agin, al keep IL goiu till we
get reddy tn stop.
But thai sa We air repetin, SEE RUFF
Thet don't make no ditfrunce, seq i, you air
Democrat, you hev he'd tibet sed ov you
effen enuff an proved tn bee uzed tn It, 1t
will bee like kountin yore votes in Luezl-
anna, eff you kount EN- often enut you'll
hev thousen hunderd An atty q.
Thank God, sez Rufe (Rufe don't often
talk thet wa, but sometimes he forgits
himself, enuywa he semed til meme awl he
sed this time) we air saved. Unthank, you
air air my lukky star, my garden anJel.
1t shell bee dunn. So | lef him 18th warm
shaik ov the han, teilin him tn nevvur sa
di. we wud git thare yit tho | don't be-
lieve it, an kufe looked nifty doubtful tn;
he noes me purity Weld an went bak to
WHARF over lianse wuz waitin Ia line
h percesshun
1t did me good tn see how Rufe rozs tn
the hight ov the occashun aftur he got
over hiz furst start. He dun IL ez
good ez cud ov dun 1t my
self Wen he he'd awl the wimmin an
kids tibet cud bee raked in sorted owt IN
the wagons an wot voters tina wuz skat-
tured in among EN- tn kinda relieve the
sameness ov the thing, he Civ the wurd an
we started 1t wuz auful howt tibet time,
an wuz gittin hungry, it wuz most noon,
but KEEP over lIanse goIn roun an rour
till Rufe cum bak doun the street hollerlu
hurra fur Jerry, then noed it wus enui.
if Weaver is lected must asst him fur the
ointment to the wichita post OHus, SIGH
abilities and exeketiye capacities eZ mine
mutt not be aloud tn go tn waist. 1t
rekwres man 0v CRATE mind IN kuntrol
| a touushiD delegashuu like i did overs,
haviu the wimmin an kids CHAM thare
sets evy time we cum rom sostu look
like we wuz new lojes. an sumtimes wud
ware nv sash an suintimeo wuddent fur
the ssim reazon.
Fl it Incident bin fur me wunder wot
Rufe Cone nd duu?
haiut got time til rite about the rest
ov the meetin touite am sleepy. III
rite that tumorrer mite.
JAMES FIAT UNTHANK ESKwIRE,
Seketairy Pusley touuslp lianse.