The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1892-09-22
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Zee sifoHs ios lim.
~asils .saies 10 drive the hots~
Yea ost enrs. ald his isiLss. Yes
csc ioa. ga..aed AMlis. Nssaas says
drive be- crazy mo-, e',ry day.
Clans .rs ssli 10 DO happy. saa ,hi'
unsi be hec.sse OF their silesoe Tbsis u
l@.sos hsp ior poliiisiase cod SD,
dsts
--Tbsl ga. pretty hard doctors ball
had 10 pay. Hos sss ihsif You ses u
WA iS isiat,sa received BY bSins thrown
iron. horse .1s ridisg by The doctor :
sisiea 5
Proprietor toi bsbcr's shop How
did you back Up this strop soi First AZ
ssiAst--i ms5es misiske.i tbpnshs !
vss shsvfna mao.
Mrs. ffBnp lsht Willie rather
young W be seq, 10 SCHOOL, Nrs Clamp
-Yas. bot hes Jas, learned 10 vhisls and
1 Gait boar 70 hear have him around the
house.
DO you Iaa yoar hoaseboldi No. my
wife raas thai Alb. see, yoo run The
Office No. The l.pi,os runs that What
do yoa tuni Well ran back aud forth.
Al Par B.r H.rbSr Wns,s Mise
Thacker.s looking 80 veIed sbootf Why.
che became engaged 10 the dark last Night
ssd found ont this morning that she had du
plieasl. BE q. No OF her former ser
les.
--Rivsri rais new comsi, II seem.
bAs eight iail,. What use has . comet for
eight ,silsf Banks Perhaps II vas by
tim when IL started out
ball Ts,casr -Nov. little boys, after
VIVA, I've told you, Gao spy Of you define
noihineI Little YOrick = Yes. sir. csn.
Teacher Then, how would you define
no,hing 3Linle Yorick Yes sir. II, what
you've got 90 ,Ae top Of your head.
II hear you are living down on the
New Jersey coat Is ID cool do wn,hers'
COOL should say 40. Why. The mosqui'
toes al haye 10 we,r buffalo robes
--Womsb has to wait until she isasked
before sbe can marry. She has no voice 10
the matt uutil sit,r the ctrsmony. Then
abe knows how 1, make up for lost time
--pa,ling II Delicsiely; hope you sp'
pr 'cia,e the fact. sir; that 10 mNryipg my
daughter you marry lsrgo hearted, gen
erous girl do. sir. (with emotion). aud
l hope she iuherts those qualities from
her isthsr,
He How the trees ara moaning and
Signing to day She 80 would you II you
were foil Of green apples as they are.
See MARI. ore not these hossrs bean.
iitnlf Deed they are. miss. Many . time
have ! seen jet like EN- in bnnniis. Ain't
II wonderful how ns,'rl the Lord can make
thingsy
Mrs, PIN: II doesn't do any good,
my dear. to get mad aud swear Of your re-
nor. Mr. Prim | know IL doesn't, but the
summed thing lost its temper first.
--oae Division OF Labor: The rooster
does the growing, but the hen lays the eggs
May young man who works bard
during tie day SLOWS his banda TO go on !,
to waist during the evening.
Hell had q TRANCE dream Lat nieht,
! dreamt You and we're walking together
10 beautiful park. when you suddenly
threw your arms stouud my mech and kis,
sed me. Shell hope nobody saw Us.
Il am tired OF modern fiction ;osut you
recommend me good exciting stan ard
workf Have you read The Last Days Of
pompeiiS No, | believe not Can you
tell the wha. he died OH An eruption. / 3
believe.
Mrs Slimsou My Clara IL an svful-
ly delicsts girl. she can't stsnd anything. r
Mrs. Won Blamer Neither can Msude.
She pat on . sailor hsi the other day, and e
il msde her seAsick,
An iacerfigibis on % seeker died fevl'
yens ago aud his friends saked veil Z
Known joutaalist for 40 epi,sph for bis
tombstone. TIE iaurnslis, suggested the
which vas not however sdopt
ID Here lies John Jones 10 the only place
or which be never applied. E&
- Ny man, said the woman Who vss "
leaning across TIE fence. is one Of .thss.
here pessimisls. An whsi's ihsti asked
he other woman. WI. one Of These here =
sllers lbs, is sllers snrc tbs, bad lack 10
eomin b BIN and Is mighty surprised
Fhen n comes Iv
"A tramp recently entered bank and ~
ddressine the urbans cashier. asked Tot a,
We dollsrs Five doilarsi exclaimed the
sshief. tsnt iha, rather steep, I should
hint quartz, would be sbou. your size, y
'onljnt ~ Well. said the trsmp;n you
Understand this Begging business bestsr \
AAn ] DO. se had hes. change PLACES. II
jones WAY on earth do you offer ~
uch sisrgr resard for the return Of tha,
eni3. ,sppins, .nsppips cart Bsovn- "
. fleaes my vile. Jones Pa. such ~