Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-05-31
8lDoY MULDooN rtARo FROM.

VI. E.iifor'
feel gist lolk writing a good friendly
letter to ye aud ye may put u Into yey
paper N ye wants To; shurr, and ! shall
not be- ashamed to own Il, not at all, ai
all.
lolk. the Dlmmercrat. shure and II
!. the finest paper In ould oxford Coun.
~. II tell. a poor body all the news In
gi.t the best .toyle, aud give. yea good
true love story beside. free. Aud then
the pocthry. faith and lolke to rad
the poethry. when the house IL all
tlilcd up, aud the childers-ble.s their
inherent hearts-ls all In bed. and can
.lt down by the cook stove aud toast me
feet. and ate swate apples, wid good
mug ~ cider at me elbow, u Il thin !
lolk 20 take up the good ould DINNER
crat and feast me soule on the fOlne
po.thry AMI .wate love stories, and
drame of the day- before was lone
viddle, but had good husband Ia the
fore, and moight have had another be-
for, thl. tolm, aud been living In grand
stoyle down to Mo.qultoc Pint, II John
hadn't gone back on me-bad luck a.
him I think the poor bye must be hard
Ia .olt. VIII, hope he may folnd N"
rolght one some time, aud from the bot
tom bin Of hi. heart .ing, tra, Ia, Ia, Ia,
Ia.
Hut a. I was a-saying, Mr.. Edltorr,
the Dimmercrat I. an llligint sheet, and
would loik Ia b. q regular contributor
II " and Kin trade. kin write love
stories, or poethry, or anything el.e.
Faith aud ! shall be no new hand al IL
aiiher. for whin was In ould Ireland,
bad luck 10 the day left ~ ! used Ia
write every week almost for the Dublin
rhnnderbolt. To b. shure the Ediiorr
never publi.hei emmy thing ~ thin AZ
all, but that wa. gl.t because his wolff,
Who couldn't write single loin Ia ave
her soulc, was jcalOu. ~ me superiourr
talents, aud wouldn't let him. Gi.i as
II II was me fault that was a born
writer and hid handsome face aud a
taking way wld me-
Hut I know Kin make folne poethry
Mr. Editor, and ye knows IL too; for,
faith, didn't I send me answer Ia John
when the gay decelyer asked me to
marry him, IN the folne.t aud swates'
biz 10 poethry ye ever seed And so !
have bin thinking that writing for the
paper. would BE- an ai.ier way of gitting
a living for me.slf aud the childer-, thin
taking In wa.hlngs at ~ cents space
for am tovld that Mr.. Long feller glts
20 dollar. for little blt of poethry no
better thin Kin write emmy day, and not
so good some of IL. Il all In the name,
I am towld. and " that Z. .o, Mr. Eli
torr. faith, aud would glst lolk Ia ask
ye, II the good old name ~ Muldoon u
not NJ folnc sounding emmy day AZ Long
felleri Aud .hurr I should not be- asking
We emmy sich money a. ~ dollars alther.
I would take half ~ that aud be we'll
satisfied to boOt.
Now, Mr.. Edltorr, I have no new. AZ
all, at all. to-day, except that Mrs. Hen.
nersey IA. gi.t come home wid brand
new bonnet, aud Mrs. Morley has got
another baby. which make. tin of EN-.
II l. = foine bye. and weighs tin pound.
aud siyen ounces, for weighed II meself
aud Mrs. Mohoriety has gist got new
psrlor karplt which .he think. I. hand
some, but, faith, II was going 90 Kit q
new karplt, would git one wld some
WALLER, aud some red, aud some green In
u. and not git an ould faded out thing
loik that. But thin, some folks hhint
got no tase, AZ all, at all and guess
that l. all, except that Fanny lIa.set has
got folne new ak dress, aud faith Nr.
Editor. she had one only tire. years
ago. Shurr and don't Ike to talk
about me nelghbor., but II Fanny Has
.et I. ms bosom friend, will .ay that
she Ia gist the most exraSigantl.t
woman ever seed. .uppo-e she
thinks that folne .ilk dress slll git her
/, husband, aud faith .he has bin trying
for the last fifteen year. Ia gii one. Hut
gi.t between you and me, Mr. Edltorr,
whln a man want. a wolfe, ! should adj
yl.s him to choose some folne looking
widdle woman, who has had experienc.
la kaplng house, and not let the wool be
pulled over hls eyes BY an ould maid lolk
that, or = chit % a girl sither.
And now. Mr.. Edltorr, hoping that Ne
Kin gist strike q bargin, will bid yel
good bye for the pre.lnt.
BIDDI MuLDOON.
Buckfield, Maine, Nav ~, lsg2.