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tn health, giving new energy and strength.
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LIFE is battle field on which we fight foF
fame" To preserve health in this fght use
Beecham's Pills, % cents O box
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A merchant, bent on economizns, $50
Decided to cut OF bis advertising.
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sAnd I'll come out just that much ahcad' >
His aad.n appeared in the papers no more
His customers weat - n aadvertisedn store;
Ills business unheard OF ran steadily down.
And row thore is one merchant less Ia the
town.
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A colored man Ives longer in tho Sou
tn he Goes in the North.
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The English mint possesses an electrical
machine which counts coins with PRECISION
and accuracy.
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The new testament was first printed in
Irish In 1862.
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The deepest perpendicular SHAH is in tho
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kXSSsI CURES scRoFULA EVEN
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T HAD scRoFuIA in 1884, and cleansed mo
. system entirely from it by taking seven
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toms since. c. w. WILCOX,
Spartanburg, S. c.
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St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-19
WIT AND HUMOR.

'.Do you know" said one PittSburg
Methodist Protestant to another, "that
our general conference eliminated the
word obey from the marriage Service@
Eyes, know" replied the other. land
my wife insists that the change is re-
troactive in its operation. ."-PittSburg
Chrcnicle-Telegraph.
There are people who think their
neighborS' houses need painting be-
cause they do not wash their own win
dows.-Ram's Horn.
Mr.. Lawnvllle =. Which would you
rather do today-go to school Or help
me in the garden? Little Boy-Go to
school. "Would you? Why?'' "'Cause
teachers sick, an there amt a-goiD' to
be any."-Good News.
Mrs. Flatrenter-Hark Something
must have happened. Somebody is in
pain! Mr.. Flatrenter Nonesensel
That's the Delsarte teacher down stairs
reciting the death of Little DaiSy."-
Chicago News.
Woman is better than man in that
she never attributes her failure to make
good bread to typographical error in
the cook book.-Dallas News.
Mrs. Newlove-Charley, dear, L need
500. Mr.. Newiove-Do you, darling?
How sympathetic you are! That's just
what | need.-Chicago News.
Fangle-It seems to me very strange
that Mrs. McJunkin should lavish so
much affection on that homely pug dog.
Cumso-Not at all. You ought to see
her husband.-Epocn.
Z She-I see Miss Livingston has be-
come Mrs. Livingston-Jones. He-Yes;
united in the bonds of hyphen.-New
Y ork Weekly.
Grammar,in ST. Louis -Mother-W
have you been at, Daisy? Daisy-I amt
been doin' nothin', maw." Mother
How often have told you to sound your
g's? Il amt been doing nothing" is
what you should have said Brooklyn
Eagle.
Mother-How did you happen to take
dinner with Tommy Traddles? Young
Heir-Mrs. TraddleS invited me. "Didn't
you ask her to?" ''No'm." Did Tommy
ask her!" mo, ma'am; he only told
her it would be good thing for her to
keep me, cause as long as [ was there
you wouldn't have anybody to send
over to borrow things" ."-Good News.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-19
TIE GLOBES POSITION.

When Mr.. OWEN states that there are
some Democratic leaders who are COM
mitted to the interests of corporations,
truth. This only means that there are
some rich men in the party who are
guided III tEeir political actions by COIL
sideratiOnS of personal profit. This is
only to be expected. But when he goes
farther, and implies that the rank and
file of the working Democracy are un-
der the control of monopoliStS, he hits as
wide of the mark as when he accuses
the GLOBE of being under the influence
Of President HILL.
Mr.. HILL has absolutely nothing to
do with the GLOBE in any shape or
manner. He does not and never has
dictated or directed its position on any
public or private question during its ex-
istence as a newspaper, and he never
sought to do so. The GLOBE wears no
mans collar, and is free and ready to
criticiSe and attack any mans
policy or any mans actions when
it believes or can be made to
see that they are inimical to the
general welfare. 1t invites for its
columns the fullest expression of their
views from the representatives of every
class of thought. No leader of any faction
can charge 1t with narrow-mindedness
or say that it has treated him unfairly
or refused him hearing. And if Mr..
OWEN, or anybody else, has any in
telligent arraignment to make Of JAMES
J. HILL, or any other railway magnate,
the GLOBE will gladly publish it and
call the public attention to such merits
as it possesses.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-19
OWEN ON THE SITUATION.

The GLOBE reprints from the New
York World this morning, in another
column, an interview with S. NJ. OWEN.
of Minneapolis, who was the candidate
of the Alliance party for the governor
ship in 1890. Like everything else which
comes from his tongue, it is intelligent,
conservative, clear and vigorous. lie
says that there is nOprOspect of a fusion
between the Democracy and the Alliance
in Minnesota during the coming cam
paign, and he gives his reasons for II.
Here they are: He declares that the
Democratic organization in this state is
given over to plutocracy and corpora
ton interests almost as completely as
the Republican party. 1t is impossible,
he claims, TO induce Democratic
leader to do anything contrary to the
wishes of the railway magnateS. And
yet the corporations hold the farmers
in wise of steel, and their emancipation
is the great, immediate, pressing prob
lem of the hour in Minnesota and the
mission for which the Alliance was
called into existence.
MI. Wv IN SLY = tlitt Ae Has DSOH "p
preached by some of the Democratic
managers with a proposition TO unite.
He replied. Very well, gentlemen, but
what will you do? VIII you cause the
GLOBE to attack the policy of President
HILL, of the Great Northern railway?
VIII you unite the Democratic party
with ours on a common platform, with
relief from corporation oppression as
the battle cry?' From his own account,
he asked these questions as though yes
was not 4 possible answer, and now he
adds, "Of course the proposition fell
through"
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-19
P.F. Lyons. Local Forecast omcial.
A GRAVE QUESTION.

England is up a tree. The British
lion is completely flabbergaSted by
problem more momentous than the
Eastern question or the Behring sea
controversy. The tight little isle which
takes its foreign adversaries singly or
in punches, just as they care to come, is
at last knocked out by domestic con-
tention Of unparalleled gravity. In
brief-and to present the case in all It's
briStiing dreadfulnesS-her majesty the
queen has fallen out with her bigh-
ness the Duchess of Albany, on the
subject of how long widows weeds
should be worn. Could anything be
more hOrrlble Here is the jolly fat
queen still unifOrming her grief for
the not very late but still lamented
prince consart, while her daugh-
ter-in-laW Of Albany, after only
eight years Of Widowh0od, desires to
remove the weeds and have an
other go at the flowers and frivol-
tiles of life. Once a widow, always a
mourner is the queens motto, and it
isn't dreamed OF IN her philosophy that
mourning can get along without its
uniform. She takes firm issue. there
fore. with herfriyOIouS grace of Albany.
and even goes to the length of accusing
the latter Of hankering 10 try her luck
again in the matrimonial lottery. The
duchess parties. and promptly counters
with the proposition that if her maj
esty's mother had not herself been
married twice her majesty would not be
i'll it a little bit. This is what Son
Wales AID the other hot sports call
''sOckd0loger," and the round closes
with the duchess holding her own
nicely. The queen has good bottom,
however, and lots of it, so the next
round may effect change in the bet
ting. Meanwhile the British lion has,
as before intimated, shown a disposition
to watch the fracas from the convenient
security of a tree, and nobody can
blame him for his discretion. The rest
Of the world, too, looks Oh from a safe
distance with bated breath and burning
anxiety, for the question at issue is
grave one i'll every sense Of the word,
and concerns the relicts of whole cem-
eteries full of late iamenteds.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-19
THE ALLIANCES ACHIEVE
MENTS.

But not only are these things SO. but
there are others equally true. When
the Alliance party returned so many of
its members to the last legislature, no
one gave them a heartier welcome or
greater encouragement than did this
paper. 1t pointed out the opportunities
for important achievements which were
open to them. and urged them to lay
their hands ZeaIouSly and faithfully to
the task.
But what was the result? Nota single
constructive measure Of any general
value was introduced into either house
by an Alliance representative or SEN
ator. The leadership of the party fell
into the hands of that arrant humbug,
IGNATIUS DONNELLY, who consumed
the time and wore out the patience of
his colleagues with buffoonery and idle
gabblipg. He was chairman of the SEN
ate's railway committee, which never
held a meeting during the entire ses-
sion. The Alliance gave its best ener-
gies to the attempted passage Of the
CURRIER railway act, foolish and i'm
possible piece of legislation, and to the
usury bill, which, under the guise of re-
dncing the rate of interest, was actually
framed so as to raise it.
The GLOBE, as a Self-respecting and
honest journal, had to denounce such
schemes, not because they were opposed
to the interests of corporations, but
because they were in themselves I'M
Speakably vicious and dangerous. Dur
ing all these wasted hundred days the
only Intelligent efforts to regulate or
curtail the privileges of corporations,
or to tighten the burden of gen.
eral taxation, originated with Dem
ocrats. Such, for instance, were
Senator LEAvITT's income tax bill
and his proposed repeal of the
mining exemption law, and Senator
MCMILLAN's act requiring the sale of
quasi-publie franchises. These and
others like them were warmly indorsed
by this paper, and where they failed of
enactment it was not from the Democ-
racy's opposition or lukewarmness, but
because the Alliance leaders did not
understand their business, and bungied
their work until out of all the striving
came nothing.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-19
STATE PRESS TIPS.

The Kenabec Times observes: "The ab-
ject apology in yesterdays Pioneer Press for
the Republican platform was an open con-
feSSion Of it sWeakHeSS.''
This information is sought by the ST. Peter
Herald: will some one kindly look up
Knute Nelson. He seems to have been lost
III the shuttle or thrown out with the old
deck
: The Carver News: "a number of joel p
Heatwole's admiring friends are in favor OF
his making the race for congress in this
Third district, but he is as coy as maiden of
sweet sixteen, and will not give a definite
answer"
The Sleepy Eye Herald believes in the seer.
and says: The remark of Ignatius Don
nelly at the st. Louis convention that theIe
was to be marriage soon of the two old
parties will come true in q short time. We
will just give them four years to complete
the ceremony"
1t viii be understood what element the st.
James Journal is hitting in its reference to
Massachusetts: "Knute Nelson will have no
opposition worth mentioning in the state
convention, and the Republicans will have q
candidate who-wiii take Minnesota out of the
doubtful column and put it back where it be
longs-a solid Republican state. The claqueIs
who have been endeavor:ng to fit Minnesota
in as province of Massachusetts will have
an opportunity to take a rest. They need il.
The action of the Peoples Party in
the Second district in nominating Long
for congress is looked upon by the Mobiles
Democrat as blocking cooperation with the
Democrats. 1t says: 1t is strange that the
Mankato gathering did not realize the state
of q fairs which oonfronfS them ItiS stra " oe
that it should throw away all possible chance
Of success. and virtually assist in perpetual
ing Republican success1n the Second district
It is a sad mistake, and when the battle is
over our friends will realize the truth of our
statements
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-19
BENJA1IIN,s HOROsCoPE

You can REID the answer in the
starsw
Promptly with the telegraphed an
nouncement of the naming of the ticket
this feeble-minded joke had its multi
Tari0us birth. it travelled in squadrons
up and down the length and breadth of
the land, and its yacuity excited uni
Versal compassion. Only in one manly
thOraX did it arouse any emotion other
than pity, and then only because It's
identity as joke was undiscovered. It
was taken seriously in this one instance,
and It's suggestion followed with some
what surprising results. To be explicit.
the horoscope editor of RaphaePs
Prophetic Messenger has read the stars.
He has cast the horoscope of the head
OF the ticket whereof Mr.. REID is the
tail, and he finds that a man born on the
Goth Of August president HARRISON's
birthday is fixed about as follows:
For the year preceding August 20,
1892, the horoscope reads: Thou wilt
have some changes during the next
year of thy life, but thy business on the
whole Will proceed as usual" For the
year succeeding Aug. 90 1892, the horo-
scope reads: ''See that thou dost not
quarrel or get to law; as for thy busi-
ness, it will suffer and require much at
tention; thou wilt journey or change"
As the stars cannot logically be ac-
cuSed of partisanship, this seems to set
lie it. True. there is a certain indefinite
ness about this horoscope which gives
the impression that it may have been
taken out of a job lot instead of being
made to order; but, at any rate, it init
mates that BENJAMIN is going to have
his hands full this year, and that his
business is going to suffer in spite of
Rll he and CHAUNCEY and 'LIGE and
the rest of the boys can do. Moreover.
he is going to change. There's where
The rub comes in. He is going to change
DR. Journey, or maybe both. As his bus
lnesS is to suffer, it clearly is not to be
pleasant change, and, therefore. it
must be change back to old Indiana.
This is the only construction of which
this horoscope admits, and unless that
pension bureau corruption has smelled
10 heaven and prejudiced the stars
against BENJAMIN, this may be relied
On as an accurate and unbiased state
ment of his prospects.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-19
WHAT IS HIS PLATFORM ?

The trouble with Mr.. OWEN and
others of his class is that they are vague
and impracticable. They berate rail-
roads with intense rhetoric, but fail
when called on to specify their griev-
ances or explain by what measures
they would right them. They accuse
Mr.. HILL of enriehing himself at the
expense of the farmers Just as they
accuse the GLOBE of dishonesty and
venality. And the facts are as likely to
be against them in the first charge as
they surely are against them in the
second.
Mr.. OWEN declares that if the De-
mocracy would come forward and join
the Peoples party on the platform he
has outlined, it would sweep the state.
But what is his platform? He has out
lined none. Does he propose to stand
on the CURRIER bill? The Democ-
racy could not unite with him
if he does, because the CURRIER
bill was a preposterous mass of
ill-digested absurdities. Or is his
idea broader one, and would
he have sane men go into campaign
under banner emblazoned with curses
Of railroads alike for the good and the
i'll they do? Neither of these things
seems possible in one Of his character
and ability. But if they are not, let
Mr.. OWEN speak out frankly and tell
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-19
FOR SECRETARY OF STATE.


Among the many distinguished gen.
tlemen who have been mentioned as
possible successors to Mr.. BLAINE in
the presidents cabinet, Col. JOHN HAY
stands pre-eminent as regards fitness for
the Office. Brilliant natural ability and
extensive training in statecraft and
diplomacy combine to give him eXcep-
tional qualifications for performing the
important functions of secretary of state.
AS statesman, scholar, diplomat, poet,
editor and historian he has given con-
elusive evidence Of his right to rank
among the foremost intellects of the
country. His versatility has not marred
his excellence in any of the various
bents his mind has followed. For year
or more, during one of WHITELAw
REDS periodical absences in Europe,
Col. HAY edited the New York Tribune,
and that great journal was never more
brilliantly conducted than under his di-
rection. HIS Life of Abraham Lin
coln," written in collaboration with Col.
NICOLAY, will endure as the standard
historical review of the great emanci-
pator. Early in life he acquired expert
ence in diplomatic affairs, as secretary
of legation at Madrid. He was assistant
secretary of state during HAYES ad-
ministration, and declined an invitation
to continue in that capacity under GAR
FIELD. When CHESTER A. ARTHUR
entered the White house it was thought
that Col. HAY would head his cabinet,
but considerations of expediency infu-
enced the selection of FRELINGHUYsEN.
Col. HAYS politics are (or is), of course,
as bad as possible, but as they are the
same as Mr.. HARRIsoN's, that can be no
objection until after March 4, 1898. To
be sure. the intervening time is short,
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-19
WILSON Is EMPHATIC.
Vote Will Be Solid
fCr.

MiDnesota's Vote Will Be Solid
for Grover.
CHICAGO. June 18.-''That story tel
egraphed from Minneapolis to the effect
that the Minnesota delegation would
desert Cleveland at the first opportunity
Is absolutely false" stated Thomas Will
son, one of the delegates at large. with
considerable emphasis. ''The delegation
is absolutely instructed for Mr. Cleve-
land ;but aside from that, every delegate
is personally in favOrof the ex-president.
and would cast his vote for Grover
whether instructed or lot. No matter
what ID. B. Johnson says or thinks, his
vote as alternate for Titus Mareck will
be recorded for Mr. Cleveland. Just the
same, inasinuch as the chairman of the
Minnesota delegation will, under ths
resolutions. cast the entire vote"
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-19
SUNRISE SIGNALS.

Anybody who desires to make wind in
strument out of Mr.. Reid will have TO knock
his out first and do 1t with e's.
r."
Nov is the time to crow" shouts an ex-
ultant organ of the dynasty. That's right;
now or never
Unhappy Chilli Mlsfortunes still crowd
upon her. President Harrison has decided
that he will otnesd Minister Egan's services
at home during the campaign.
~"
Keep the fate of Roscoe Conkling
And James G. Blaine in mindl
Don't write your resignation
Unless you are fully resigned.
-
AS the booms begin to arrive in Chicago
and send out statements of their respective
strength, it gets harder and harder to believe
that Col. Thomas Ochiltree is taking no part
i'll politics this year.
Dark horses are good deal like cosmetics
Whether they show up we'll depends on the
light in which they are viewed.
The 9th of this month was the centennial
anniversary of the birth of John Howard
Payne, author OF Home. Sweet Home" and
the event was appropriately celebrated in all
the summer hotels.
~
The beautiful blue Danube IS on tear.
and these are tough nights in June for the
fiat,dWelers
1t was probably the everlasting influence
Of luxurious Paree that gave Mr.. Reid mis-
hankering for the dolce far niente life of an
American vice president
-"
Where the church makes its mistake is in
not emulating the saloon by keeping open all
summer and furnishing its patrons light
spiritual refreshment OF a seasonable quality.
This talk about a summer girl g
A burning shame
AS If girl the whole year round
Were not the same!
&%
Sam Jones says that if the Tammanv
braves went to hell in a body they would
knock out the devil himself. Well, isn't that
what all good people are trying todo?
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-19
A TRUE HEART.

Red are the lips of my darling, my dear,
Sweet are the lips of my own;
Love, like bee. at her bidding mouth sips
Drunken with passion before he has flown.
But oh, and oh,
Red lips will pale some day,
While true heart lasts for aye.
Gray are the eyes of my darling, my dear,
Bright are the eyes Of my queen,
Fond as the dreaming of tro pical skies,
Glad as the riyulet's midsummer sheen.
But oh, and oh,
Bright eyes will dim some day,
While q true heart lasts for aye
Brown is this tress of my darling, my dear,
Silken this tress Of my fair,
Brown with hint of the suns tenderness
Twined in the strands of her beautiful hair.
But oh, and oh.
Sleek locks will thin some day,
While true heart wears for aye
Praises belong to my darling my dear,
Love is but due to my sweet;
So here / pluck from the garden of song
This tiny blossom to throw at her feet
But oh. and oh,
Beauty will fade some day,
While a true heart lasts for ave-
-6sazgs 2AxtoR IN Chicago Herald.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-19
THE HOPE OF THE STATE.

In any event the hope of the foes of
monopoly in Minnesota and the nation
at large rests with the Democracy. The
Republican party at Minneapolis this
mouth renewed its pledges of devotion
to the interests of the classes. This is
its strength before the country today,
and it fights its battles with the ammu-
milton they will furnish. Within the
state the Alliance movement is
divided into two factions. One of
them is corrupt political organi-
zation, banded together in the
struggle for spOils incapable of serious
action, supporting every wild chImera
which the crazy brains OF agitatorS have
invented, and so dishonest in its compo-
SItiOn that no reliance can be placed on
its sincerity. Should the DONNELLY
wing of the Peoples party control the
next legislature, the GLOBE has not the
slightest doubt that any plutocrat who
cared for the honor could be returned
TO the United States senate by its votes.
1t is III politics for what there is in
them.
What could the other branch. granting
its responsibility and earnestness. do
alone? 1t could not carry the state
without assistance. And where will it
look for this ? To the party which made
MERRIAM governor and sent WASH
BURN toWashingtOn? TO IGNATIUS DoN-
NELLY, who represents himself alone in
his political life ? Or to the Democracy,
which, with all its shortcomings, does
contain the leaven of an honest am
bitlon to advance the cause of the hum
bic and to secure an equality of oppor-
tunity for every man?
Mr.. OWEN had better formulate his
platform and then measure it with the
Democracy's doctrine. They may not
be so far apart as he thinks.