Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-03-19
nvs IN CHICAGO.
a Few charactsrsstfe Rsmarks q. the
Lake City.

Iake City.
came TO Chicago dFsm the cost, fearing
that would he shocked and pained aimust
! eonstantiy ny the rudenes~ and ignorance Of
tho masssa And ! hate 10 10 shocked
have been reared 50 carefully that a few
shocks would bs fatal to me Our people
were extremely refined aud high strung sev.
srai OF my ancestors drove their own teams
and hauled fright from the depot We are
naughty race. and when irritated would
hght for our honor or anything elss that pre-
sentsd linalf
The Nyes extend back into the past for hun
dresis Of years They have occupied every
Position OF trust all over the pages Of tho
grsSery history Of their country And 60 /
Was As pleased as a child when entered this
rough western town. 40 far removed from the
great thought emporiums and brain works Of
the thinkful and tidy east. and found 90 much
real merit, 80 much that ws are fond Of In
the east. yet hardly expect TO find 90 far west,
where everything Is, ohl 20 crude, and oh 90
ooana Among other things brought my
pajafnas with me and finger bowl | did
not think ! would find any finger bowls out
here, and ! must have my finger bowl or
sirken and fade away.
There are some real good stores here, and
q ~~-"~Ns - tN@tsr WV Hiaf ~ utrik1ttuk uHDut
coming here hecause there is no good place 70
trade, need not hesitate any longer
Society bere, too h good Il is 20 good
that. ~ far. have not bean pressed 20 enter
" much. and so ! can see that II Ia not 90
mixed AZ have been told II was at home
Michigan avenue Ia a beautiful street Max
O'kell says IL reminds him OF the Bots de
Bouiogne That is Just what IL reminds me
81. but ! never could think before what
II was till he spoke OF IL At first /
thought IL was tho Champs Elysees that 1t
reminded mo OF IL is a much more desir~
able street for walking purposes than the isus
de Boiler or the Bots De West Side
The Chicago river Is one Of the most desc
late and arid streams have observed It
has the sanis soiled and troubled bosom that
one sometimes sees In the lower walks Of
life, and u moves very. oh, very delibers
ateiy, like man going TO the train to meet
his wrife's mother. knowing that shs does not
approve Of hun
Two million three hundred and eighty-two
thousand cows were made widows here last
.. r. Five thousand pigs per day also bite
the dust, after having emitted a piercing
shrek One sess the pig gay, frolicsome, and
with life before him Anon we find him cold
In death His chest has a large hole In II.
and tg. big chip gives mis- mouth a hard,
set hook Il Is awful And yet 10 SEQ Mr.
Armour there, with his sleeves tucked up
above his dimpled elbows and the tips OF his
red tiannels just showing roguishly beneath.
you would find II hard TO say In your heart,
Here Is q cold, cruel man. He fits hero
and there among the workmen. looking now
nj the breastbone Of Quincy shots 20 see II
we viii have an open winter. and then going
on 70 where he Is trying TO keep up a cob fire
Ittt.stss hafr t.. - l..
como Of his justly celebrated hama
And are you fond Of your work, MIR.
Armour asked. as he began to pull out
the chin whiskers OF an adult hog "lndeed
! am" be replied sit seems almost like play
To me now AZ first IL made me very tired,
and yearned for something more remunerar
tive, but u pays real well now And though
! feel very weary at night a. get home and
put on my other clothes, ! am sustained and
soothed by the blessed assurance that have
made three millions of dollars, and that Ia
worth making a sacrifice for OF course IL In
pieasanter 10 write thoughts for the paper and
wear good clothes every day and call yourself
literary than IL Is 10 assassinate hogs all day
and go home smelling like q lard rendering
recital, but literature Is not 20 remunerativa
am therefore content Ny lot may not be
so fragrant as yours. but Il In not after all
an undesirable one"
he then buried his cleaning blade In tbs
watch pocket OF a large ecru hog. and as hs
began TO unrPvel the digestive economy of
the poor brute turned aside and hid my
face on tho shoulder Of young lady who
stood near by ! am brave man In great
emergency. but when my honor ID not at
stake my heart Is just as tender as II can ha
speak OF Mr. Armours works because 10
b customary TO do 50 People who come 90
Chicago from the east at once repair 10 the
pork centers apd, having seen them, they
write . letter about the matter and 70 home.
An old Chicago business man who has tl,.
~, ,ha0.27 more than have an | write these
lines. said TO mo You sse, with about
million OF people here. you must remember
that the larger number are by birth eastern,
20 ws claim. Mr. Nye. TO know as much as
the eastern people and what We have learned
since We came west besidesn
THAT may he true ! said In tone Of
gentle cast irony but when you come west
!. you loss that cool cultivated look Of refined
vacuity which we OF the east constantly dots
on We do not like that In you IL IL real
coarsa You say 'Hullof and treat strangers
politely without knowing who they ara That
b where you fool yourselves in the west We
eastern people resent yols easy way OF get
ting acquainted With people ON trains and in
public places and treating them Hospitality
You shouldn't do that You ought To be more
COY nntil people identify themselves Don't
you know thai a man with the slightest tinge
Of tnteilect can get along tirsf rate socially II
he viii preserve an air of hauteur and reserve
instead Of your of hand bonhominy. as we
say In dear old Franeef
II ls easy for the observer 20 readily trace
the evolution Of culture without going out of
the cars Leaving Aan Francisco you ars on
good terms with everybody. from tho an
gineer to tho rcar brakeman. within twenty.
four honrs The California senator dividss
his lunch and cigars with the homeward Boz
tonian. and the San FraEcisco millionaire
plays whist with the sad eyed humorisk
Crossing the Missouri river tho air Of curl
osity manifests itself. followed east Of Chicago
By failing OH In tho rapport and pcrsiHage
business until between Mes York and Boston
the stranger feals the same air OF cordlalsfy
thar Ar Enoch Arden did when be got home,
late at night, looked In the window and went
away. --Bll Nye IN New York World.
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