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Evening journal., 1892-03-23
Kitchen Leap-F

Several well-kn0wn society girls
created a sensation in a Market street
residence last evening. The girls had
gone to the kitchen for a romp, but, in
their eager desire fo- innocent amnse-
ment. forgot to pull down the blinds.
Soon game Of '1eap- frog" was proposed.
and one Of the Market street
bellies consented to pose as the
pivot" or frog. Meanwhile two
or three young men who were in that
quiet neighborhood, were attracted to
the adjoining fence by the silvery laughs
in the kitchen. The game began, but was
abruptly ended by the girls catching the
sound Of suppressed laughter outside
The light was quickly turned of and the
young women repaired to other parts Of
the house.
Evening journal., 1892-03-23

MRS OSBORNE is In jail, in disgrace, in
a delicate condition, aud in danger of
death. Death would seem to have no ter
rors for such a woman; life no allure
ments. no promises for the future Her life
viii be a long repentance; It cannot be, in
the nature Of the case, either useful or
pleasant. While she may not court death.
while her friends may do everything to
prevent It, there is no question that il
would be a relief to them and a surcease
TO her
Evening journal., 1892-03-23
A Special Lsntsn Service.

Rev p, B. LIghtner. rector of Imman
uel Church, will conduct the services al
the funeral of Captain Thompson to.
morrow. The captain attended ser.
vices at this church regularly. The
third of the series of special
Lenten services will be hello
at 2. 80 o'clock In this church tomorrow
evening Rev. l.. w. Gibson, rector OF
Christ Church, Dover, will be the
preacher, and this service promises to be
one Of the most interesting yet held.
Evening journal., 1892-03-23
Tt as De0r1 bn1e CON, fogt

~ 20 AOCWfJ OtfC COHt/ Ol-O
when suffering all the ills Of an
outraged and disordered stomach /;
when you are troubled probably
with slight rheumatic pains, catarrh,
fatty degeneration, a pulseless
obesity, to have palmed off on you
some quack and cheap limitations of
the world-renowned Carlsbad Spru-
del Salts, but don't be deceived any
more. Accept none but the gem
uine. You will find our signature
around every bottle. For 500 years
it has stood the test. 1t is natures
remedy solidified and sent to you to
do its healthful work. Every drug
store has them. Remember and
take none but Carlsbad Sprudel
Salts; Eisner & Mendelson Co.,
N. Y, Sole Agents.
Evening journal., 1892-03-23

To manage lover a woman must be
something Of a firt and nothing Of a
cOqustte. A iirt may have a heart, but
= coquetts cannot have heart and some
times 1t Is doubtful If she has a soul. II
. woman means to manage man after
he shall have been caught, she must
practice some Of the arts, or wilss, or
Establishments with which he was
caught She must make her
self agreeable and charming. A
husbands love win not maintain itself.
Evening journal., 1892-03-23
ADJUSTMENTS.
Acndnmr nf nInaIn-

Turner's Gaiety Girls gave another per
formance at neutrality-suspicious. last even
ing, and we're welcomed by:a large house.
The company contains a number Of clever
artists which. together with the shapely
forms of the sweet-faced maideus. make
a very good attraction. This evening
engagement, with the Wednesday matt
nee, will end their contract here.
Evening journal., 1892-03-23

You can escape Just
about one half the Ills that
flesh is heir 30, by being
ready for them. When
you feel dull, languid, out
Of Sorts generally - then
you may know that some
Of them are coming. Don't
let them get any further.
| Brace the system up
with DR.. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery. That
prevents as well as cures
1t invigorates the liver and
kidneys, puriiies and en-
riches the blood, sharpens
the appetite, improves dl'
geStion, and restores health
and vigor.
Evening journal., 1892-03-23

JUDeE HmroN has offered to donate a
lot for the proposed convention hall At
Saratoga. he Is attempting to turn the
left flank Of the committee on reso.
lutions as Jay Gould aanksd the preachers
On salvation.
Evening journal., 1892-03-23
Cockroaches. Ants.

Beetles. water bugs. The most effective
and permanent remedy is-for two or
three nights to sprinkle RoUGH ON RATS
dry powder unmixed. on, in, about and
down the sink and drain pipe; scatter II
well but thilly all over the sink. First
thing in the morning wash 1t all away
down the drain pipe, repeat two or three
Evening journal., 1892-03-23

IT seems that the policy Of this admin
istrAtion has placed Latin America and
Saxon Americl in Rntagonism. While
that Is not Of much consequence other
wise 1t shows the animus and exigenSy Of
the Presidents predicAment.
Evening journal., 1892-03-23

In Indianapolis Benjamin Harrison is
an elder In the Presbyterian Church and
. respectable lawyer; in Washington be
is a sly politician, a candidate for renom-
ination, the President and not much Of a
civil service reformer.
Evening journal., 1892-03-23

PRESIDENT PALAcIos of Venezuela Is
urging Congress to increase the duties
on imports from the United States.
That's right Pale has caught on to
the scheme Of requiring the United
States exporters to pay venezuelas tax.
He has read some Of the tin plate politi-
cal economy.
Evening journal., 1892-03-23

THE editor Of the News could not
allow Rev. J. A. B. Wilson to get away
without sticking reminiscent fang In
his back. AS a backbiter, the News is a
bowling success. The editor admits re-
luctantly that the ministers motives
may be good but impeaches his intel
gence and his conscience.
Evening journal., 1892-03-23

FOR all diseases caused bl disofucfeu liver
or impure blood-Dyspepsia, Biliousness, the
most stubborn Skin, Scalp and Scrofulous
affections, tho " Discovery is the only RENE
dy so certain and effective that it can be
guaranteed If il doesn't benefit or cure,
you have your money back
It's not only the best, but it's the cheapest
blood-purifier sold, no matter how many
doses are offered for a dollar.
With this, you pay only for the good
you get
Evening journal., 1892-03-23
rha Nam ohri.tInnn Rrihre

Notwithstanding the long season Of un-
favorable weather, work is still being
pushed forward on the nsw Delaware
railroad bridge over the Chrls.iana.
Girders and supporters are now being
placed In position between the new piers
and the track way. IL Is said that the
entire bridge will be constructed, piece
by piece, without an hours suspension of
traffic over the structure.
Evening journal., 1892-03-23

Public Sale OF Watches land Diamonds.
J. II. Ayars, No. 309 Market street.
will sell at public sale his entire stock Of
Watches, Clocks, Diamonds, Jswslry sand
Sliverware Must be sold by March 25,
The real estate and fixtures f)r sale
Evening journal., 1892-03-23

CARL AUeUsT SAMPSON, the American
'strong man." who has been indicted at
London for the theft of Mrs. Bernstein s
diamonds has stronger muscles than
morals.
Evening journal., 1892-03-23

SHORT BULL and Kicking Bear OF
Buffalo Bill's defunst Wild West show
have been detained at Fort Sheridan for
fear that they might start ghost dances
If allowed to 60 to their reservations.
They might be induced to come here and
60 into the service Of Corruption
Hall till after the fall campaign.
Then they could get an appointment tc
work the Delaware club in Washington
Evening journal., 1892-03-23
Preparing For a ohurch Bazaar.

The members Of Miss Flora Lunt's
class Of the First Baptist Sunday school
are making active arrangements and per-
fecting plans for a bazaar TO be held in
the City Hall on Saturday evening.
No admission Will be charged and
an evenings pleasure and entertainment
will be devoted to the interests Of the
First Baptist Church.
Evening journal., 1892-03-23

IL Lady Randolph Churchill had put
her money on the roulette table at Monte
Carlo for the remorseless croupierlto rake
mp she would have smiled, but when a
pickpocket grouped II she kicked
Evening journal., 1892-03-23
ThInr. worm Knowing.

1T, stoops offers TWO good second hand
buggies for sale OF low rates.
q. r. Truitt sells Columbia wheels.
Tea, cofIees and pure spices, a. Boyle's
Fresh garden seeds at Stoops's.
See Truitts Credenda bicycles.
New crop fancy NO molasses, Boyle's
See stoops's rakes, hoes and spades.
Evening journal., 1892-03-23

FATHER-"Now. Fritzchen, wouldn' t
you like to be q captain and order people
about like uncle doesg" Frltzchen (ru-
minRtinR)-"Oh, no. think | know
what should like Father-"WellT'
Fritzchen-'1'd rather be mamma, and
make you and uncle and everybody do as
wanted them. ."-Didaskalia
Evening journal., 1892-03-23

FIRST English Spsrrow-"The Legis-
latures are offering rewards for our
heads. Aren't you. scaredl" Second
English Sparrow-''No. / shsn't worry
until they call us game and pass laws to
protect us New York Weekly.
Evening journal., 1892-03-23
ITEMS or INTEREST

PATRoS-"What will you charge for
q horse and sleigh for this EVENING" |
am going. up the road Livery man
Twenty dollars Patron-"Any re-
bate II return the sleigh in good con
Journal.
Evening journal., 1892-03-23
lhs.orlp

Leaves it's victims very weak and debili.
tated. Hoods Sarsaparilla is Just what
is needed to restore the strength and
vigor so much desired and to expel all
poison from the blood
HOODS PILLS cure Sick Headache.
Evening journal., 1892-03-23

THB devil has very little chance with
a man who is not in love with himself or.
who has not acknowledged some craze as
his mater
Evening journal., 1892-03-23

THE activity in the Chilisn nitrate
trade is not dus to the recall Of EgRn.
Evening journal., 1892-03-23

HE laughs longest who laughs last
Hurrah for Senator Mills of TexAsli
Evening journal., 1892-03-23
Book Beer.

John P. Donahoe has just received an
invoice of the celebrated Barth0lomsy
Rochester Book Beer and viii deliver to
all parts Of the city in either bottles or
kegs.
Evening journal., 1892-03-23

THE man who looks like q fool is not
always fooled by the man who is more Of
a fool than he looks
Evening journal., 1892-03-23

IT Is not her sharp tongue but her
gentle manner which makes a woman lr-
resistible
Evening journal., 1892-03-23

BERLIN is uneasy and Wilhelm Il
Absent; they are both sick.
Evening journal., 1892-03-23
For BarraIns AM Watohes.

Clocks, Diamonds and Jewelry go to the
public sale of j. II. Ayars. No S09 Mar
ket street. The entire stock mus. be sold
by March % The real estate and fixtures
also for sale
Evening journal., 1892-03-23

AFTER the next campaign President
Harrison will not be an "unlnstructed
political economist"
Evening journal., 1892-03-23

CHICAGO has milk trust but nobody
trusts her milk.
Evening journal., 1892-03-23

In Flower should climb he would prob
ably get over the Hill.
Evening journal., 1892-03-23

L0lb0rtavt Ne5OS concerning
Lndia Silks.
The impenGing Millinery
Reception compels the India
Silks to retire from the Arcade
to the Transept. They will be
conveniently found in their
usual place except-well fact
is, the place is too small.
Therefore Ia5 pieces of the
popular 5o-cent India Silks
(French) must go to the Velvet
counter-II5 feet long-East
Transept. This lot first ap-
pears this morning, all black
and navy blue grounds with
small figures of the most pop
ular sorts. These Silks are
good make very excellent
Wrappers, Tea Gowns AMI
Dresses. A good Dress Silk
at 5ocl
The other India Silk UP to
S., exclusive and novel, rep.
resent the choicest French,
English and American print.
ings of the season. Hundreds
of styles. Our vast Silk sale:
give us command of the best
| in the world. More correctly
the business you concentrate
here gives yen that command.
The White Shanghai Silk,
full pieces. II yards, So
piece, are not all sold.
, Transept.
1t is difficult to commanC
' words for a proper description
! of our Dress Goods-especiall,
E Cotton Dress Goods.
Stop at the Scotch Ginghan
t counter. Hundreds of piece
! within sight on the shelves an,
J upon the fixture tops and ou
of sight under the counters
Then remember that there ar
y no tao PIECES alike. We hav
5 duplicates of some. They ar
i elsewhere-no room for ther
= here.
e The same facts are true
: the French Cotton DreS
Y Goods counter. OF bot
g Scotch and French there al
Il hundreds of styles only to b
le had here. Exclusiveness i
r. Dress Goods usually meagi
llBB here it is prodigal.
at TIE ftteeR.eent GiRehan
ID are the trade wonder of til
n ns day. We control them all.
1, 4 is a big lot. Until these wei
: opened every yard was wort
he 25c. The shades of blue, hell
q, trope, rose and gray are mo-
Be like Glasgow than-than-(
But the like of them at ii
y price you'll not see soon agaii
~ North Of centre.
] JOHN WANAMAKER,
Evening journal., 1892-03-23

No hero ever stops to complain of his
liver
Evening journal., 1892-03-23

Reception and first 0ie0O OF
Spring millinery Weanes-
dav and 7AursaaJ; 25d and
s4th snStS.
ExpOsitton Of Spring PayaSOks
SATURDAY and Monday. a6th
and 28tk iNStS.
Display of Sprtns Wlrabs and
Dresses Tuesday, 20th INST.
Evening journal., 1892-03-23
wANAmAKER's

PHILADELPHIA, Wednesday March %. 1e8.
Tile 1VeGtkeY t0-dav IS kkeLy
to be cloHay auth ruin.
Evening journal., 1892-03-23
w. q. ID. r. E

Spring clothing cleaned and repaired
Skilled workmen. No. 911 Market st.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-10-13
THEORY AND PRACTICE,

A striking difference between theory
and practice is discovered by the New
York POstin the utteranceS of the Socialist
Congress at Roubaix, and the actions OF
the miners of the Pas-de-Calais. The
Socialist Congress welcomed the Belgian
delegates with enthusiastic declarations,
that for them there were no longer
national divisions, but only international
solidarity for the elevation of the work
ingmen. Closely following this came
some riots of the French miners against
the employment of Belgians in the same
mines. The international jealousy was SO
manifest in this outbreak that Belgian
workingmen on the other side of the bor-
der paraded under red flag crying:
death to the French" and attacking the
house of woman of the latter nationality.
All of which demonstrates the difficulty
of securing the full adoption in actual
practice of very highly pitched theory
in the abstract No one can deny that the
idea of union among laboring masses for
the benefit of all, without regard to
national divisions, is of the highest rank
of philanthropy. Even though the social
ist conception makes this union for the
purpose of attacking the bourgoisie, the
supposed enemy of labor, the theory is all
right at the bottom though its application
is little twisted Then French working
men riot against Belgians, and Belgi"ns
against French. 1t is sad that human
ignorance and passion ere unable to carry
splendid theories into perfect practice;
it is not unprecedented. Much more pre-
tentious claimants to high standing than
the French wOrkingmen exhibit the same
difficulty, and the Post need not have gone
as far as France to discover examples of it.
For instance, the Post refers to these in
ternational outbreaks as an example of
'protectionism Yet one theory of the
opposition to protection is the assertion
that it does not protect the workingmen
of one nation from the incursion of pauper
labor The Posts seizure of an opposite
case illustrates the sad difficulty OF maxi
ing theory and practice harmonize. The
theory of the Posts party in the present
campaign is that to levy duties with any
purpose of protection is unconstitutional,
and those lights of Democracy when the
campaign is half over have found it neces-
sary to assure the public that a little
OF the unconstitutional protection is ex-
actly what the Democrats intend to give
Hard money organs supporting the wild
cat bank note proposition, and reform
journals closing their eyes to the Tam
many methods used in support of their
candidate, are more striking illustrations
of the difficulty of making theory and
practice fit into each other than any out
breaks of French workingmen.
1t is sad that theory and practice cannot
always agree. 1t will do so in the millen-
mum, when there will be neither Hebrew
ncr Gentle, French or Belgian, prosec-
zionist or free trader, spoiis politicians or
civil service reform journals which throw
aside their convictions for the eXigencies
of campaign.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-10-13
CURTIS ON PROTECTION.

Elsewhere may be found another letter
from the distinguished Democrat and
learned constitutional lawyer, Mr. George
Ticllnor Curtis, which adds much to the
reputation of the claims made by the
Chicago Convention that the policy of
protecting American industries by the
tariff is unconstitutional. 1t is difficult to
conceive that men of intelligence, with the
facts of history before them, can sincerely
make the manifestly absurd statements on
this question which were set forth by the
Democratic leaders for partisan purposes,
and even received the Endorsement of ex-
President Cleveland, presumably for
reasons of political eXigency.
Mr.. Curtis letter clearly demonstrates
that Madison and the Representatives of
1889 not only believed in the constitution
ality of Protection but in its benefits as
we'll Protection is as constitutional as
the Federal power to impose any tariff at
all, and its beneficial results and tenden-
cies are as indisputable as its, constitu-
tionalitv
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-10-13

famous for the distinction of genius. But
it now appears more than doubtful whether
the principles of selection which gave
Southey, Wordsworth and Tennyson that
official rank can be maintained in the Sc
lection of their successor.
This doubt is very marked in the dis
cussion of names considered eligible for
the position. In the present the appoint
ing power might be pardoned for failing
to elevate a great poet to the laureate
ship by the manifest impossibility of max
ing bricks without straw. But it might
be expected that the best poet available
would be named. Yet it seems that con-
siderations entirely separate from literary
talent are likely to control. Swinburne,
whose poetic rank is undoubtedly the
highest, is rejected because Of his license.
This is not an altogether unreasonable
rigidity, but when we find William Morris
condemned for his democracy and social
ism and Edwin Arnold placed under the
ban for the suspicion of heterodoxy in
comparing Christianity and Buddhism,
we begin to see how little literary merit
has to do with the official recognition of
literature. The choice is reported to
simmer down to Lewis Morris, whose
muse is chastened to the limits of the
common place, and Austin Dobson, whose
graceful verse has always steered clear of
offense by its triviality.
On the whole there is force in the sug-
gestion Of the Speaker to let the office of
court poet fall into disuse like that of
court jester. Perhaps the Liberal Min
istry will strike out that bit Of originality
as measure TO distinguish an administra-
ton that may be brief and possibly prove
futile in other respects.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-10-13
WHERE 1T Is NEEDED.

The Chief of the Department of Public
Works is reported as very properly calling
attention to the success of the ordinance
for the prevention of smoke in the resi-
dence portion of the city. Many manu-
featuring establishments located there
have already adopted devices which are
successful in reducing the smoke to a
minimum, and nearly all the others are
preparing to follow their example. The
result was apparent yesterday morning in
the clearness of the East End atmosphere
while the lower part of the city was
shrouded with mixture of fog and
smoke.
This is another demonstration of the
entire practicability of reducing the
smoke produced by raising
plants to an unappreciable minimum.
Since this much of the nuisance can be
abolished why not extend the reform to
the portion of the city that needs it most?
The greatest damage from smoke is Gone
to goods, clothing and architecture
in the business section of the city. The
major part of this injurious smoke is pro-
duced by steam plants, and eighty to
ninety per cent of it might be consumed
by proper appliances The necessity for
municipal action is emphasized by the
fact that large numper of enterprising
business men have put in smoke consum-
ers or patent stokers. They should be
protected against having the results of
their intelligence nuIlified by their less
progressive neighbors who continue to
produce large volumes of injurious smoke.
The ordinance having registered sue
cess in the East End, it should be promptly
extended to the portion of the city lying
between the rivers southwest of Grant
and Eleventh streets, with a possible ex-
Ception in favor of the single rolling mill
in that district.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-10-13
WILLIAMS LAST OUTBREAK.

The recent declaration of the Emperor
of Germany with regard to the legislation
he will insist upon is taken by the New
York Herald as foreShadowing contest
which may mean. a revolution, and which
is asserted by that journal to signify de-
fiance s'to the will of the people" The
declaration of the fiery-tongued William is
10 the following effect, with regard to the
military bill:
This time shall 20 on to the bitter end.
If necessary we will dissolve the Reichstag,
and if the new majority should also be hos.
tile we will continue dissolvins ntil the bill
is passed.
If these words were spoken by mon
arch who is not wont to say anything
without the certainty Of sticking to it,
they would assuredly preslge severe
conflict in Germany. Such a conflict be-
tween the monarch and the representative
assembly might result in the triumph of
one or the other, according to the temper
of both sides. But it would certainly
imply grave crisis and a severe struggle
before its outcome was decided
But fortunately the capacity of William
for laundering loudly in the index is too
well known to arouse apprehensions of
either coup d etat or revolution.
That eccentric monarch commenced
his reign with the declaration that he was
inspired by the same desire for fame as
that which started his predecessor, the
great Frederick, on his career. But un-
fortunately the fame which he has won
has been that for an imposing maximum
of promises and pitiful minimum of per-
formance He has declared his intention
to do nearly everything from pacifying
and disarming Europe to setting up mill
tary paJernalism in which his sol
diers shall shoot down their fathers aud
brothers at his command But up to date
neither has Europe been disarmed nor
the fathers and brothers slaughtered
There is no doubt that when William de-
livered himself of his various startling dec
larations he fully thought that he meant
what he said. But his actions have been
more discreet than his words so far as
public results are concerned.
William is further reported to have de-
clared that to give up the military bill
would be suicidal. 1t will not be half as
suicidal as to continue to make these
mountains of declarations of his supreme
will labor with a rsdiculus mas of per-
formance.