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The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1892-03-04

DELICIOUS coffee and chocolate will
he served every morning early at the
Palace Ice Cream Parlors, Ludwigsen,
Il Cron, Hotel street. l-tf
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1892-03-04

The fine residence of NJ. Hyman,
on King street, will be sold 1t auction
by j. f. Morgan on March 26.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1892-03-04

FANCY Ice Bricks at the "Elite,"
9-lw
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SuNBURN relieved at once by Gu
cumber Tonic. Benson, Smith Il Co.,
Agents. l-tf
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The cottage on School street now
occupied by Rev. w. III. Barnes is Of
Tered for rent.
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AFTER shaving use Cucumber Skin
Ionic. Benson, Smith Il Co., Agents.
l-tf
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The Brunswick are the only Billiard
Parlors in town. 6-tf
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I'll meet you at the Brunswick.
6-tf
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G. J. MCCARTHY has lots on Liliha
street for sale. 3-tf
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Syrup"

ThOSe WHO UdVG HUI
A Throat used Boschee's S Ger
~ man Syrup for some
and Lung severe and chronic
Speciality. trouble oil the l i1 hroa'
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1892-08-13

your favorite flower, rose. geranium OIL
violet, and pour over the whole e
quarter of a pint of good cologne. This
pot-pourri will last for years. From
time to time you may add n little laven-
err water or any nice perfume. The
fragrant odor from a rose jar filed with
leaves and fragrant spices is very pene-
trating, and is particularly pleasant in
large drawing-rooms and halls. The
odor is not only refreshing, but delight-
full as well. A rose jar filled with
a good stock should never be
allowed to remain constantly open;
if the covers are removed for
IN hour at "a time twice n day, your
rooms will become permeated with a
sweet, reviving odor, hat will be a de-
light to all who enter your home.
Now, one word. When you select
your rose jar, the best are those with
double covers without perforations in
either cover. You will find them with
a single cover; with a double cover, the
outer one perforated; and the best of
all is the one which l have mentioned.
My jar is of imported Japanese ware
with such Il cover, and the Japanese
people may be said to be connoisseurs
in all things that delight h olfac-
tories. In conclusion, let me say, if you
own n rose bush, by all means have q
rose jar. 1t is not only a delightful
thing to prepare, but once prepared,
you will find it
"a thing of beauty, and a JOY forever"
Laura Written, in Ladies' Home
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POT PoURRi OF ROSES.
A Delicate Perfume That Is a JOY For
ever.

A Delicate Perfume That Is a JOY For
ever.
Gather the rose petals in the early
morning, and place them in a cool,
shady place for an hour to dry. Toss
them lightly, and then put layers, with
salt sprinkled freely between, in a large
covered glass dish. You may add fresh
petals to this every morning. When
you have a sufficient quantity, let h
whole stand ten days, shaking thor
oughly every morning. Now, in the
bottom of a glass fruit jar place two
ounces of whole allspicc, crushed, and
two ounces of stick cinnamon, broken
coarsely. Fill the Jar with rose petals
and salt. This must now stand six
weeks, or even longer, when it may be
prepared for the permanent jar. Dur
Ing these six weeks the jar should be
perfectly air tight.
Mix together one unce each of
groud cloves, allspice, cinnamon and
mace; one ounce of orris root, shredded
and bruised; two ounces of lavender
flowers. These are the proportions to
be used to me quart of the rose petals.
Place this mixture in alternate layers
with the contents of. the glass fruit
jar, in the more ornamental jar that is
TO be used permanently. If you choose
you may add n few drops of the oil of
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1892-08-13
OUR NATION THE OLDEST.
Was the F"orcrunner of All Popular
Forms of Government.

# WAN
Forms of Government.
Americans are too often reminded by
oder nations that they are n young ma
ton, and, therefore, inexperienced and
more liable to crude laundering than
the ancientdynasties of Europe. Young
we are, with youthful vigor and ire
pressible vitality. If such were the
meaning our critics intended, facts in
our history would abundantly support
them.
But in q very real and unobserved
sense are we the oldest nation in the
world to-day, and the stars and stripes
Is the forerunner of all those popular
forms of government now extant.
When the silken folds of our flag first
hoated to the breeze and were baptized
in blood and consecrated with imper-
ishable honor, what did they signify?
That the hitherto stifed voice of the
people demanded to be heard, respected
and obeyed.
That that voice proclaimed doctrines
Of human right andofrcedom hitherto n
Utopian dream, which those solitary
ones dreamt it had scarcely dared to
utter.
And, further, the assertions it pro-
claimed it did maintain against n
mighty foe, which was destined for de-
feat.
To-day the recorder of these events
looks back with awed wonder to see
the struggle our fathers commenced
spread and grow, until it had reached
the topping thrones of these very IN
tons which criticise us and which owe
their germinal liberties to the proclama-
ton of independence and the war of the
revolution. Our banner is still in the
vanguard; the government so aus
~piciously begun has not persisted from
the earth. Rather does it increase in
power with succeeding years.
Louis XIV. said: 1.-THE state! am
the stateI' George III. held his right
as a mere man to trample upon millions,
who, like dumb cattle, were helpless,
v to protest. But the old order
changed, and has given place to the
new. The people, en- masse, form the
nation. Who first asserted their claim
and gave it it's hereditary right? Amer
lea, Therefore is she the oldest nation.
There are older aristocracies. She does
not wish to share in their prestige.
Let them keep it all. For to her be-
longs the first primeval right of true
democracy. AS Henry Ward Beecher
told his English audience at Birming-
ham: "We have nothing to learn from
you in the way of government. IN. Y.
Ledger.
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FOR THE DAINTY HOSTESS.
Notes for tho Young Lad DESTROYS of Pre-
senting q Novel Entertainment.

senting q Novel Entertainment.
The young hostess who is DESTROYS of
presenting her friends with some o
city in the way of entertaining will no
doubt be highly pleased with her En-
glish cousins idea of a dainty tea 1t
is known by the unique name of a
green tea" 1t is as simple as it is
pretty, and quite effective, so far as
table decorations are considered. 1t
consists of a jardinicre of maidenhair
ferns, which occupy the center of the
table; around this fern leaves are
onrelessly but gracefully arranged,
and outside of this circle of ferns
India silk. of a delicate green, is so ar
ranged as to form n second circle. At
diagonal corners are placed candelabra
containing green candles and finished
with tiny green shades. At one end of
the table coffee is poured, at the other
chocolate is served, the attendants
wearing gowns Of green; sandwiches
tied with baby green ribbon, pistache
and vanilla ice cream In pretty forms,
with waters, bonbons and sailed al
monds, form the menu, and if the
hostesses are alert, bright and witty
conversationalists the hours spent with
them will prove most delightful.
A rose tea has for the center-piece a
bowl of pink roses and ferns; the can
delabra hold pink candles filled with
pink shades. The young ladies in this
case are gowned In pink, and the bo-
quets at the side of their plates at the
table consist of pink roses and ferns
tied with pink ribbon. Ices and creams
must be in pink and the cakes must
have pink icing.
These teas can be varied to suit the
hostess own idea. An infinite variety
of pretty effects can be obtained at a
comparatively low expenditure.
Another quaint fancy is a lily tea,
substituting white and yellow for ~olors,
and serving salad in lilies surrounded
by smilax among the dainty refresh
ments.-Womankind.
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TITLES.
An Englishman Thought He Saw the whole
Army and Navy In Ono Street CmT.

An EnElishman Thought He Saw the whole
Army and Navy In One Street Car.
II am very much interested and
gratitied to-day" said an Englishmsn
visiting the city, 'to meet by chance
all the officers of your army and navy
in II street car. OF course / do not
know the occasion which brought tn EN-
together, but they were all in civilian
dress and seemed to be a jolly lot of
good fellows"
When the Englishman said this
could scarcely restrain my aStonish-
ment. | had not heard of any con
siderable number of army or navy Off
GERS being in the city at one time, and
| guessed that the visitor must have
been laboring under n misrepresentation
of some kind, out l was too proud to
admit it.
"Well-er," l said hunting about for
a clew, 81 hope you will remember
their names SO as to give n good ac-
count of them"
unfortunately" said he, 81 caught
but one of their names-that of your
commodore of the navy, n Mr.. Smith,
whose white mutton-chop whiskers and
clustering ~good-nature led me to be-
lieve that he was an Englishman in
disguise. All, you should be proud of
your commodore"
With this much as n starter it did
not require any extraordinary amount
of genius to picture h scene to which
the Englishman had been an interested
witness.
1t happened on a Washington avenue
car, which was well filled with bust
ness mon, at Garrison avenue, where a
short, thick, good-natured man mount
ed the steps.
''G~ood-morning, commodore"
Hello, colonel; how do you do this
morningP"
"Why, captain; how are you? Haven't
seen you for u day or two"
"Howdy, major; nice morning, isn't
it2 Going to be a delightfully."- wet day"
"Well, if there isn't the judge. Good
morning, judge. Glad to see you out
again"
But why continue the conversation?
You recognize it as characteristic of the
daily ride downtown on any street car
of the city. And whe2 you come to
analyze the various titles attached to
the bunch of business men, this is what
they amount to:
The Judge" was once a judge of cleo
ton; the Commodore" had been an
iron merchant and in that capacity
weighed an anchor; the colonel" was
on the governors military staff in time
of peace; the ''major" led the process
sion in front of a Fourth of July band,
the Salvation Army.-St. Louis Repub-
lie
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1892-08-13
CHRISTENING THE BABY.

Tho Incident Was Amusing, Even II 1t
Was Uncomfortable.
l was Mt Miners creek in Idaho when
an incident happened that was both
amusing and uncomfortable.
"Who names this child?' said the par
SON, as he looked at the two mountain
specimens who had brought in the baby
to be ''~krisened."
The man stepped forward and said
loud enough for the rest of the school
house congregation to hear.
"'Tain't got no name yet. Me and
Sally couldn't hitch on 4 name"
'How will Joseph do?" asked the par
son, ~anxiously.
Il reckon hat will do fust rate" an
swered the man, and as the woman did
not object, the ceremony proceeded,
and the infant was duly christened Jo-
seph. The mountaineer and his wife
did not stay to the rest of the service,
as the newly-christened had powerful
lungs and knew how to use them.
But the next day they returned and
brought some of their friends with
them.
f'You made a right smart of a mis-
take" said baby's grandmother, who
accompanied 1t this time, AN l low it's
agin the law, to. Yer krisened the
baby Joseph"
"And it's a good name, too" said the
parson, much surprised.
NOT for this ERE young 'un, ] reckon.
WHY, WAN alive i+'~ = ".In
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1892-08-13

First Chicago Girl-'Mrs. Slump.
Chicago Girl-"Only temporarily
Harvard Lsmpoon.
Prospective observation-disclosures
Tommy, why didn't you share your
peach with Dolly?" Tommy-"I gave
her the stone; if she plants it, she can
have the tree."-Judy.
-Jarvis-''Do you know what I'm
going to do with the first hundred dol
lars l earn?" Jessup-"Pay your en-
trance fec to a home for aged men
probably."-N. Y. Herald.
You are a member of the college
athletic club?" "Oh, yes" 'Well, I'd
like to ask what constitutes your
severest exercise?" 1.-The commence
ment examinations. Chicago News.
The Wrong Kind. - Dibbler-
where were you yesterdays" Nibbler
Fishing" Dibbler-"Any bites?"
Nibbler-"Well, yes; the mosquitoes
were quite numerous. "-Inter-Ocean.
DO you think that truth is stranger
than tiction?" Il don't know" replied
the cautious man; when some people
that l know get through with it, il gen
orally seems to be."-Washington Star,
Close Neutrality-suspicious., who
was that man with whom you walked
out last EVENING"" please m, nv twin
brother" But he's not a bit like youln
You know, ma'am, we are step-twins."
Der Ulk.
This is the first poem l ever
wrote, sir" said the caller, handing a
manuscript to the editor. Then |
could not think Of taking it from you"
replied the generous editor, handing it
back.-Brooklyn Life.
They were just engaged. ''We had
better be married tomorrow" said he.
Sc soon?" "M'hm. Your father and |
differ in politics, and there is no telling
how o We may be deadly enemies. ="
indianapolis Journal.
-Jasper-"How very gay Mrs. Smith
and Mrs. Jones are tonight. They are
the life of the party" Judas-"Well,
you see, oae has just been divorced
from Smith and the other has just be-
come engaged to him"
AT the COnoert.-Miss Irene Ker-
smith lin rapturos)-''O, she plays that
Beethoven symphony SO beautifully"
Little Johnny HirSmith-''Is it a hard
piece to playP' "Hush, Johnny! Yes,
it's very difficult" lis hat why she is
makin' all them ugly faces At itS"-Chi-
cago Tribune.
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The Nautilus.

The most beautiful mother-of-pearl,
unless that OF the obalone be excepted,
is obtained from the nautilus, which is
a cephelon and related to the cuttle-
fish. Occupying only the mouth of it's
dwelling, the latter is composed of a
series of empty chambers, each of which
the animal has SUCCESSFULLY lived in and
vacated as It grew bigger, building up
behind 1t at each move a wall of purest
pearl. These vacant rooms Of pearl are
all connected by q pneumatic tube,
which enables ths creature to so control
the air supply In its house as to make
tho domicle lighter or heavier at will,
in order to ascend or descend in the wa
ter. The shell is too thin to bear grind
ing, and SO muriatic acid is used to re-
move the outer ooat and disclose the *
quisite nacre beneath. English Me-
chanic.
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SCHOOL AND CHURCH.

There were 1868, 1886 public school
teachers in the United States last year.
DIR. Joseph A. Seiss, pastor of the
Lutheran church of the Holy Commun-
ion in Philadelphia, has been in the
ministry for fifty years, and his con-
grsgation met recently to celebrate the
event.
"A committee of the Manchester IN.
H. Central church is going to set aside
one of its horse sheds for the use of
bicycles. Quite O number of the con-
gregation ride to and from the church
on cycles on Sunday as well as during
the week.
An anti-Sunday travelling union has
been formed in England with a mem
bership of 1900. 1t purposes not SO
much to promote compulsory enact
ments, but rather to look for success by
appealing to the intellect and spiritual
sense of people.
Rev. DR.. Bruce writes to The Gospel
in all Lands from Julia, Ispahan, Per-
STA, that the power of the Moslems has
been greatly broken, and that, while in
lab bOlOOl, uutlI idIely bhcIC "SIC III
Mohammedans, now thirty Mohamme-
dan boys are in attendance.
Harvard university is spreading her
net over a very wide extent of territory
this year. 1t isiannounced that exami-
nations for admission to that institu-
ton are to be held simultaneously in
no less than twenty-five places, ipclud-
ing England, Germany and Japan.
The Congregational churches of
Kansas, recently in session in Salina,
discussed and finally adopted a plan
looking to self-suppoFt. 1t contem-
plates the reduction of the amount re-
ceiyed from the American Home Mis-
sionary society from year to year, to
the vanishing point, which shall be the
year of 1900.
Miss M. E. Finnegan, county super
intendent of schools for Choteau coun-
ty, Mont, has jurisdiction over an area
of 81. 500 square miles, while Miss Alice
Cayanaugh, of Dawson county, looks af-
ter the schools of a county covering 80. 900
square miles, an area equal to that OF
South Carolina, greater than that of
Maine. and nearly four times that of
Massachusetts. aA4fa
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For Sale.

of the best farms in Lafayette
county. Good buildings. Plenty OF water.
Highly improved. Three miles from Lex
ington. Less than cost of improvements
will catch it. Terms of sale easy on pur-
chaser. Address or call IN undersigned
for particulars, etc.
GEORGE NJ. CATRoN,
Lexington, Mo.
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any pscVuru. wy picture, a 'Foggy
Morning. was to be sent, but the
stupid man made . mistake.
"What did he take2"
Arnold frame with a piece of spoiled
oanvasin it2'i
"Well, they took it anyhow. You
know it's an impressionist exhibition
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1892-08-13
Bucklen's Arnica SaIve,

The best salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblains,
corns, and all skin er%uptions, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required. 1t is
guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction, OF
money refunded. Price % cents per box.
For sale by ID. w. Il. TeVis. 9-2G-91y
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iEnant Wife-Here, sir, is the pho
phi of a strange woman | find you
the habit of carrying around in
pocket. l demand an explana-
,band-Why, pshawI my dear, 1
love with that girl long before
arriage.-Life.
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FORTY THOUSAND DOLLARS

Many Photographic views of Chicago. in
Guiding a superb bird s-eye view of the entire
city, size 9xl, inches. Views of many of Chi
Cages "sky scrapers" buildings, Masonic TENT
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ingS. in eight oil cOlors, size 9X25 inches, post
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will cost over twenty million dollars. 7
The book is for the millions who contemplate
visiting Chicago in lsg3. IL will be purchased
blythe millions who cannot go, but who will
desire to know just what their friends aIe
seeing
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The Chance of a Life Tine

AltNIS WANItU can make hundreds
of dollars. We want an agent in every town
TO circulate this book. Exclusive t~erritcry
given. Ii sells at sight. Agents are m6eting
with unparalleled success. One agentsOld IS
copies in two days-another IFS the first week
another cleared Sl3O In . days. Scores of
agents are averaging $40 to SO "a daye Try II
and see.
Books on 80 days credit. LiberaF terms.
Write for full particulars, or to secure the
agency Instantly. send only 75 cent? Tor an
elegant and complete canvassihg outfit. Ad-
dress, ARCHIBALDs&ND 80.
500 Chestnut St, st. Louis. Mo.
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Blake-Narrow escape of Kim's,
wasn't it?
Sohmer-Hadn't heard of it.
B.-Went out fishing with a party
and fell overheard. Had just gone
down for the third time when some one
had the presence Of mind to tie a rope
to n whisky bottle and throw it over.
Swell?
R.-Well, he came up for the fourth
time and was saved.-Jury.
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The small boy was sitting on the
doorstep whistling, when the policeman
came up.
Can ! see your father" inquired the
o~fficer.N
,, you can't" replied the boy,
oily.
by can't II"
Jause MANS seein' him, that's
Detroit Free Press.
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Rock Island & Pacific Ry.,

The Direct Route to and from CHICAGO. ROCK
Lar D~AVENPORT, DIES MONIES COUNCIL
BLUFFS. OMAHA, LINCOLN, WATERFOWL.
sioux FALLS, MINNEAPOLIS, ST. AUL 81.
JOSEPH, ATCHISON, LEAVENWORTH, KANSAS
CITY, TOPEKA, DENVER, COLORADO SPRINGS,
and PUEBLO Free Reclining Chair Cars TO aud
from HICAGO, CALDWELL, HUTCHINSON and
DODGE CITY. aud Palace Sleeping Cars between
CHICAGO, WICHITA and HUTCHINSON
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copvRiEnT IAaI

All the gear round
is the time when DIR. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery works the best.
1t purifies the blood.
It's not like the sarsaparillas,
which claim to do good in March,
April, and May; you can depend
upon it alaoayS. That's why it is
guaranteed. If it doesn't benefit or
cure, in every case for which it's
recommended, you have your money
back.
No other medicine of its kind
says as much-but no other does
as much. 1t cleanses, renews and
invigorates the entire system. For
all skin, scalp and scrofulous affec-
tions, as Eczema, letter, Salt-rheum,
White Swellings, Hip-joint Disease,
and kindred ailments, it's q positive
cure.
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The proprietors of DR.. Sage's
Catarrh Remedy offer $500 for an
incurable case of Catarrh. 1t isn't
mere talk-it's business.
They mean to pay you, if they
can't cur you. But you'll find
that they can.
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OFFICIAL DIRECTORY.

JUSTICES OF THE PEACE,
Henry G. Wallace, Jr.
John NJ. Price.
James Ii. Hook.
TERMS.
Circuit Cuurt-First Mondays In April, Sep
tcmbcr and december. Richard Field, Judge;
Chas. l.. Ewing, clerk; Haywood Heathman,
deputy.
Criminal Court = First Monday of March and
second Monday of October. John L. Ryiand,
Judge: Charles l.. Ewing, clerk, Haywood
iieathman. deputy.
Probate Commissioned Mondays of Febrr-
airy. May, August and November. William
Young, Judge.
County Court-First Monday i'll each month.
City council, regular session, second Monday
i'm puch month.
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MORRISON WENTWORTH BANK,

LEXINGTON, Missouri,
WILL do nvcnelGl Ranking busIns ss; bnying
w and Selling Honda, Gold and exchange.
Depoeits received, coilectione made Rnd
promptly RENTED for Mt current rates Of ex-
change.
Liberal accommodate, MS to Regular Unstomers.
s q. WENTWORTH .Prest.
II FIELD. Vice President,
WIN. MORRISON Cashier
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Benevolent Man Ito framp)-"Why
don't you wash up and look decent"
Tralnp-'Because, sir, self-preserva-
ton is the first law of nature. l read
every day in the papers of men who
are drowned while bathing"