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Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-19

The Devise sy which . W~shiagsos wife
keeps Her Husband Home.

The Devise sy which . W&shiagson Wife
keeps Her Husband Home.
The wife of . young attorney In
Washington, a very charming woman,
loves her husband dearly. and the same
may be said Of his feelings for her.
Still. he cannot help being annoyed oc-
easionally at her freaks. They hadn't
been married a week before she began
10 develop anniversary tendencies IL
was five days and six hours or
seven days and ten minutes" since they
were married. That went fairly well
during the wedding Journey stage, says
the Post, but it was kept up wonder
fully. till she would say: 1T Is year,
one month, three days and four hours
since We were married" These attacks
of preciseness occurred whenever
George showed symptoms Of going To
his club, or when any of his friends
called on him 10 go out with them
After baby was born there came new
anniversaries To celebrate. Baby's teeth,
baby's walls and baby's first lisps be-
came important dates All the old an
niversaries were kept, however, just the
same. and now the young husband
stays home every night in the week 10
keep anniversaries. She has four TO
some days, and IL she thinks he is rest
less and meditating an escape, when
emergencies arise and he II tempted TO
go To the theater with any OF his old
ehums, that ingenious young wife can
count up so many anniversaries that
nobody would ever dare to suggest
George going anywhere. Indeed, it has
come 10 such pass that the boys ask
George to go somewhere, simply to hear
him say: II can't l must 60 home.
We've been married exactly three years,
Ave months, three weeks and four days
to-day. I've got TO keep the anniver-
sary." She gives George just one night
of in year, and thinks she does won
ders when she does that, and George
ought to offer thanks for the rest OF the
year that he had that one night. Then
he goes to class reunion, George does
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-19
SWAN NAY GO FREE
Judge Adsit Discharges Him
From Court
ON A LEGAL TEcHNIcALITy
Flank Gardner. the Alleged Ne~sPapeT
Hotel Thief, Demands an Exzmin-
z1oa--Otnes Court Matters

W. Ii. swan sas discharged IN police
court yesterday on charge OF obtain
ing tI35 from schoheld, TEarmsr 4
Tesxle BY false pretenses. lie WAS ar
rested ia fise minutes Afterwards on a
szyias lssued lron the circuit court on
complaint or FraEk H. Barnes, mana
ger OF the company. Inis course Was
laken a. a means OF recovering the
amount alleged 10 have De-n taken by
c1zn. When the case MAS brought be-
fore Judge AdssL the defendant MAS
discharged on the ground that de-
fend4nt having answered the charges
OF criminal warrant cannot DC ar
Tested on another charge before he has
sufficient time Ia reach nls nome. IL -
Understood mat the matter will now
be dropped. and swan Will be allowed
- go uuHole.leti.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-19

The Fret musical OF the season at
ottawa Beach vii b. . recital by Me-
?. Mssd Hughes. solo harpiste of Grand
isspads on Tuesday evening", Jolly 10.
q the pariors of sse Hotei Ottawa.
Thls - looksd forward 20 With much
aserest. - Msss Hughes . one Of the
sdin9 ssbssa Of The day on the harp
he siIl - asssstea ~ TIRE following
slents Mra Palmer, vsoIsn; Mr. VI
Fn0s. tenor. Mr.. W. n. Ko:snonn,
go. and Ntss Metre Ess~. Who vii
s,say : ecacests ~ q Dalss ~ Be-
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-19

pared with that Of other resorts Of any
pretentiousness; old Newport. irregular
and dingy, is interesting, but not thrill
ing. and new Newport-the Newport of
the cottagers-is withdrawn behind the
bulwarks Of gate lodges and powered in
trees
So IL comes that the summer girl In
here sui generis; the outside barbarian
may not look upon her, and serene and
secure in her exclusiveness she walks or
she lounges on great shady verandas
behind huge blue and yellow and Grim
son flower jars, and screened by woven
reed or bamboo curtains, in organdie or
taffeta or ginSham frocks of such per
feet simplicity as is seldom attempted
elsewhere. Mary Ann in the tenements
would scorn them utterly until she was
told what such beautiful plainnes costs
its beautiful possessors-
Never wrinkle or q crease mara the
dainty freshness Of her quaint old-time
lawn or the sheen of her thin change
able silk with its stiff, last century pat
tern. The secret Of eternal youth, lost
everywhere else on earth, is possessed
by the Newport girls trim skirt with
the narrowest ribbon ruche at the foot
and her "baby" waist with its lace
yoke and broad girdle. Dust and stain
refuse to touch it, and If the rain beats
down out of heaven in some mysterious
way the drops part above the summer
maiden's head and leave her radiant
and dry. She Is not a miracle worker,
but she mostly has q maid.
They who see much of Newport see
much of blue. Turquois blue CLEANS
out from behind blossoming honey
suckle vines on cottage piazzas; deep
rich marine blue walks the beaches and
the avenue in blazer suits over white
fronts recklessly beruffied. A new and
strange gray blue goes on daisy and
wild rose picnics, in dimity and cham
brey and all manner Of linens, feather
stitched with white cord in circles and
great wheels
Pink keeps blue company. Pink or
CANDIES futter about at garden parties
like huffs Of rosy cloud; pink batistes en-
broidered in Russian colors promenade
the Casino. Pink ginghams trimmed
with ecru laces and yards upon
yards of ribbon curl up in great beach
chairs or walk under black or cream
colored lace parasol pavilions-
Red outdares pink and blue. Red
shadow silks sweep over the lawns, like
poppies flowing in the wind. Red
scrges rise and fall with the motion OF
every yacht that dances into or out OF
the harbor. They have Elton jackets
with deep frilled collars Of white surah
and broad belts Of the same material.
At a tennis party Wednesday after.
noon marseilles frocks and surf were
the features rather than nets and balls.
A broad stretch of turf under the win
dows Of one Of these $50 esteemedl
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-19

The United states court officials, Who
have been at Marquette attending a
term OF court. have returned home aud
tne eooft VII open here this morning
with Jutxe ~evereus on the bench.
Clerk John McQuewsp will remain for
few DAYS a. Marquette.
Lshbie L. Keller of Csledonis. fled q
bill Of complaint N the circuit court
yesterday charging her husband. Siss
keeisr. WITH desertlon and non-snp-
port. and asks tnat toe court dissolve
the marriage between herself snd the
Defendant.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-19

Frank Gardner. the alleged Sweets
hotel burglar. WAS srrsigned 10 police
court yesterday on the charge OF
breaking and entering In the night
time By his attorney, Frank
Donaldson, he waived the reading of
the complaint and demanded an ex-
animation, which WAS set for this
morning ~ y O'Clock. In default OF
OF 500 Dali he was remanded to jail.
The detectives are looking up his ante
ccdents with the belief that they nave
. genuine hotel crook.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-19

A warrant has been issued from po-
lice court for the arrest Of the man
that passed the forged streletsky check
on the Adams Express company last
week. Word WAS received yesterday
from the Muskegon police that man
named Rssenploom had been arrested
there vn suspicion OF being the man
wanted. HIS description did not CORE
spond to that of the handler OF forged
checks and be Vas released.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-19
He Lefs the Trousers.

c. McCool of No. IS Ellsworth avenue
reported to the police yesterday that
some one broke into his house sunday
night aud stole t2s in cash from his
trousers pocket. When he awoke in
the morning he found his trousers
lying near the hall door with the
pockets reversed. The midnight bur-
rlsr left no other evidence of his Wat.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-19

Constable Jsckman went To Grattsn
yesterday with warrant issued by
Justice Brown for the arrest of Edward
WEIGH OF that township, charged with
having committed an assault and bat
terry on Patrick Hogan. The two men
are ueighb0ring farmers aud the trouble
grew cut OF difficulty with Welch's
rn tlttrpu
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-19

James Mcmillan. a seedv looking
Young tramp, was sentenced To Jail
YESTERDAY ~ Judge Hsggerty for
eighteen days. a. a dis0rieriy person.
James Robinson. "the Black Hills
scout" who vas arrested sunday n a
Jagged condition. was sent 70 isl yes-
terlsy Tor fifteen days.
Julia Arnold, for receiving stolen
property. viii have = hearing IN police
court this morning. she vac released
ON 81 QUO hsal
Judge Hsggerty was confronted yes
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-19

For the convenience Of the residents
at Ottawa Beach and Macatawa park,
packages of provisions not exceeding
in weight twenty-five pounds, will be
carried free in baggage car on tram
leaving Grand Rapids every weekday
morning ut $40. Packages TO be de-
Iivered and taken from baggage car by
the owner. GEORGE DEHAvFS,
General Passenger Agent.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-19

The charge of simple larceny against
Christ Geigie. who was arrested re-
Gently for stealing few dollars from
his cousin on the west SIDE, was refer
red TO the county agent yesterday. and
his report Is expected to be made to
Judge Hsgxerty this morning. GeIgle
" Ia years old and had Just been dis
charged from the reform school.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-19
MODERN MIRACLES
Or. fTench's Magnetic Treat
ment.
A Sure Cue for All Dis
eases.
Hotel Vendome, 1ss Fulton ST.
Hotel vendome. lss Fulton ST.

Magnetism has proven = triumphant success
and the ssst army Of cured patients through
out the snnfry II sure indication that Or.
French possesses this great gift Of healing"
10 . greater extent than any other man. TIE
Idle and senseless falk OF pre- ludiced persons
against Or. Fr-nchs mode 81 tr. frnent should
not Interfere with those VITO are sch ard De
sire TO get well. Ii II q duty they owe them
selves end families 10 employ any ane every
means f"r their restoration TO health Recoi-
lect pour well advisers do not know what you
suffer. Their, fore esersse your con Judgment
and reason. ana 40 81 once 90 Hotel Neneoms
and consult br. French. II mag result In
quick cure.
In. FsEsos-Dear Sir Ten years ago you
cured me Of bad liver complaint and NOR
tsd Inactive state Of my bowess. 90 thai wss
conp~iled To take medicines e,eiy asy. \
have not taken q dose Of medicine since you
tr,sted me and cured me bv yesr ~onaerful
magnetic power. That wss ten years sxe. srd
Oil the tine since ] have enjoyed frst-rsts
health. which shows youf cgfes are lasting
and permanent
Wv McFlsor. bangor.
Mrs.. Frances worth ef wsfervilie zee cured
Of Dyspepsia. Brepss and Hplsniiis In sesen
magnetic trestmsntss is perfectly well Ans
has rever he'd . return ef her tronbies Mrs.
i. u. Nsfberhouse Of Newton cured Of the
wsrst form 81 dyspepsia by five msxnstis
treasfnents She had 90 live en- isoulo food
Mrs. J. n. Adams Of No - Applefsn ssre~s
~ss for . nussber Of sesrs = most ahtect cut
1erer from neursiEIs Of the ovsfie~ arc sse~rs
spinal disease and dyspepsia. she had cleo
serious heart ffcubi.. which on several er-s-
siens had nesfis cess her her iife 1essy nya
Aaaps ~ perfectly and entfrels vel.
Dr. French cures all ferms Of stis disease
piies. rupfurs. hs~ars. hsssis cancer. arop.v
dyspepsia. sseepsessness. constipation. al
psrso;-- diseases. al female complaints. wftss-
out the s~ ~ inssrnmessss consul, pt,on.
aesfp~ss. rstsrrf. blindness saa ali diseases
81 the biecd - benss. consusfstssu. essm,.
nstion and sfsics free aud pyisxss. on.s
heurs IRON . m. 20 D. m saadsvs 10 ., 4
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-19

Hotels. restaurants and boarding
houses take notice that the staple and
fancy grocery stock of |. c. Hatch will
= sold ~ auction, commencing
"Wednesday morning NJ 2 O'Clock.
CHtRIEs =. RsrHerS,
LIS Monroe street.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-19

thosen. Mss Bessie Walker wai De
tae pianist Of the eyeaing. The pariors
OF the Hotel Ottawa are inviting ia
themselves and every posslble pains
will be taken 10 make TINS the eaief
musical event f the season. Tickets
can be had Al Frledrieh's musse store.
Canal street. TIE evening train leaves
for the Beach at $40 o. u,. and leaves
the Beach returning ~ SOS. arriving Al
home al 1875 p. IN. Round trip fare,
8l.Oo
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-19
Sells Bros. Great Show Il Not
Coming to Grand Rapids.

Sells Bros. are in no way directly or
indirectly connected with the show
advertised to exhibit on July Is and 10.
They are now touring California with
their only show, and have just returned
from Australia. DO not be misled or
deceived by email shows using the name
of Sells.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-19

The ]. c. Hatch grocery stock viii be
.oid at auction commencing Wednes-
lay morning at Q o'clock.
CHas. +. RATHBUN.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-19

State Of Nichigan-Couufy of kent-ss.
L. Wm. II. Anderson. cashier Of the above
named hank. do solemniy swear that the
above statement IL true. 10 the best Of my
knowledge and belief
WM. n. ANDERSON. Cashier.
Subscribed and sWern 90 before me this 18th
DAY of july. lsss2 JNo. A. SSysoyR,
Notary Public. Kent County. Mich.
Correct, attest
C. BsKTscH
JANIS BLAIR
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-19
" WAS HIS HAT.
That was What Caused NJ. yohnsoa 30
Much EmhArrassmeat.

That Was What Caused NJ. Johnson 30
Much Embarrassmest.
"A begun hat once caused me con-
siderable embarrassment said Howard
johnson, an enthusiastic geologist, to q
Globe-Democrat man. I'm 1875 I was
making some explorations in the noun
taius OF North Carolina and eastern
Tennessee. The natives were q very
primitive lot, and few OF them had ever
seen locomotive or . town Of 1000 in
habitants. They spun and wove their
own clothing. made their own whisky.
and lived on corn bread, salt pork,
YARDS and sassafras tea
''One evening reached . village Of
perhaps two dozen houses and created
as much excitement a . circus In the
black belt Everybody turned out 70
stare at me and follow me about. and
couriers were dispatched to the country
folks TO come In and view the curiosity.
They were soon arriving. afoot. on
mules and steers. and one old fellow
came in hot haste astride bull wear
ing a rope bride. I was vexed and
puzzled secured quarters for the
night and went To nv room. but the
crowd hung about the house and talked
In subdued whispers Finally q commit
tee. composed of two Of the oldest cit
izens. was appointed to wait upon me.
Their mission was TO inquire IL my head
really ran up to the top Of that tall hat.
They looked disappointed, and said
they didn't see any use for more hat
than head. After that wore . regula-
tson siouch until got back 10 civilixa-
ton"
Hotels. restaurants and boarding
houses take notice that she staple and
fancy grocery stock of |. c. Hatch will
Be sold At auction. commencing
Wednesday morning 90 9 O'Clock.
CHsRIss p. RArHnux,
l25 Monroe street.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-19

Do not fail to attend the auction sale
of groceries commencing "Wednesday
morning at 9 o'clock. Charles p. Rath.
bun, l25 Monroe street.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-19

tsrday BY fiys sunday irunks, and be
disposed os them With TIE usgal Eas
and costs.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-19

"rhere are many cases of cholerx
infantum IN town." said q prominent
physician yesterday, land mothers
should be very watchfui OF their chill
dren's health. 1t 10 far better to pre-
vent this disease than to attempt it,
cure; and mothers should know that
nothing has kept 20 many battles we'll
40 Iactated food. Ii has actually saved
the child's life in many cases of this
disease that have attended this year"
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-19
I White.

| lila the popular perfuume is oil
1s's's, the rage. Sold only by White
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-19
Law AND LAw1szs.
Circuit Court Part II.
JUDGE ADsFf.

Daniel Oliver W. Andrew J. Walton
Ell al, eazneery; decree for complain
anE
schoheld, shurmer = Tesgie ".
William IA. Swan, tresspass on the
ease; order dlscharging the defendant
and ala attorney fee OF D. VAS grsaeid
tne defendant.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-19

what We Ouor You
10 tnis: If YOU are troubled with piles,
tho matter what kind) 70 to the drug
gists named below and got q package
of Hills Pile Pomade. No danger Of
being humbugged. Relief in Is min
utes and . positive cure. A bonafide
guarantee with each package. BY
mail 81, six packages IS. X. A. McWil.
Iiams, IS w. Bridge street, aud Peck
Bros, l29 Monroe street.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-19

-
Both the method and results when
Syrup Of Figs is taken; IL is pleasant
and refreshing 10 the taste. and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels. clesnses the sys-
tenn efiectuaily, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers aud cures babitnal
constipation. Syrup Of Figs Is the
only remedy Of its kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste and ac-
ceptablc TO the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial In lie
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, its
many excellent qualities commend it
TO all and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in soc
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand viii pro
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it Do not accept AIRY
substitute.
CALIFORNIA re SKRVP co.
sAs FRAAcisc0. oAi.
LOUISVILLE ~. Afw to9k ~
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-19

HOLSTERS and frogs at Detssnthaier's-
Do not fail 10 attend the auction sale
OF groceries commencing "Wednesday
morning at y o'clock. Charles +. Raih-
bun, l25 Monroe street.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-19

All kinds Of feb .. pet.enthaler's.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-19

Spring chickens at Dcttenthaler's.
Beecham's Pills cell we'll because
they cure.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-19

Dart MINI Very pure and old;
uVu WIN strictly a medicinal wine;
10 cts. quart, IS cts. pint. White 4
White, open all night.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-19
What We Offer You

For fine fish dinner 60 to Swetiand's
1t the lake.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-19
All kinds of game At Dettenthaler's.

Henry Schoenhals, foreman Henry
Krug Packing company, ST. Joseph,
NO.. uses DIR. Thomas Eciectric Oil
with his men Tor sprsins. cuts, bruises,
chapped hands, etc. II 10 the best.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-19

DO not fail 70 attend the suction sale
of groceries, commencing "Wednesday
morning at . o'clock. Charles p. kath-
bun, l25 Monroe street.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-19

DETROIT.
July ls-l9-20-2l.22. Return 2s, 500.
BAY VIEW,
July 1l-20-return August l3-$S.75.
WASHINGTON, ID. c.,
July l6-l7-Return July 24-$l7.0.
DETROIT,
Baptist Young Peoples Convention.
July l3-14-return July 1850.
Limit will be ext nded TO August 10
If desired. GEO. DEiiAvEN,
Gen'l Pas. Ag't.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-19
Low RATE EXCURSIONS
VIA THE
Chicago 4 West Michigan

Detroit Lansing 4 Northern.
Rates quoted are from Grand Rap
de. Correspondingly low rates will be
made from all other stations on these
Inca.
Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1888-1899, 1892-04-21

Itrs on human snd horses and ~
animsis enrea la ~ minutes by Mod
hwi'a ~amttaFv Lsalan. Ta,s never
fsl. sall ~ "A. Bafnley DFnzg.;.
flar,~hur.f al.a
Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1888-1899, 1892-04-21
SwiHton'sSpecific
FOR DYSPEPSIA.

THIS unfailing remedy for d,spepsia
OF IN. most chroaie type. 10 Oh. result of
msny year. medical research os one \
the most nnted and em neat medical
scholars of the Ieriod. Dr Ia Verne
bsnton. Patent and PROPRIETARY nos.
uuws have had no more bitter epyons
than tAis moat eminent ph-~ieian. for
the simple reason that ths came du~e 1.
inv~riabiy pre@rribea 30 ths suserer. no
matter shat the tempsFsturs % the n.
tlent snd no matter What the pecnlsri.
ties ~ the disease. and thiaI 200. In the
fane % the cialms that such remedies
wlll cure Q majority a known dls~a.>s
Dr: ssioton realized fully 20 what 81
tsnt Dyspeps'a. whsther mid or ehronic
w impeserishlng sna poisoning the
blood, bsosms the pru9enitar 90 nas sr
cue dise@ses and therefore sought d,li.
gently FOR years % dlsrow~r IL true
spe''ihe In this he vas SUCCESSFUL hnt
IN prescribing his wouderiul di.oosar,
be never overlooked the great medical
truth that the svmptoms In each ease.
the temrersm.ntal aiHerenues, and and
even the habits and occupation M ths
sufferer. required a0t oaly q dinersncs
IN the prescription % hls remedy but Al,
30 demanded supplsmentsl treatmen,
snd di~iary dlsectlons varying widely IN
different ca-es. The Svinsoa Medical
Co. send IN ccnnectisA with this eel.
brstsd sp~cinc for Dyspepsia q complets
treatise hv thu da.,or which gives On.
plicit directisRs 70 the sufferer, ao that
be may not only inteili liseatly ass the
remedy. but slso properly regulate the
diet and prOperly s~Tt admininter the
supplemental prescription suited ts the
case.
Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1888-1899, 1892-04-21

A certain devoted hubby re-
marked to bis spouse on their home
ward wsy from a party.
"My dear. you didn't seem To
enjoy yourself this evening""
whsrsupon the laaly explained
that one a. those things ofwhich
job had so many was located upon
her shapely shoulders
oh. that's nothing" returned
her liege lord. "call IN DIR. -
and have u lanced."
II don't want DR. -" an.
swered the lady. "he IL an old
flame. but hubby. dear. you might
call In that young doctor who pass.
g. our door wiih the little sstchel
every morning"
Well. the young man was cslled
IN next morning and solemnly con
du-tsd into the lsdy's bed chamLel
where the voluptuous shoulder snt
malignant boil was duly exposes
to view. lie gazed at the erupliol
long and abstr,ctsdly.
"what do you think OF itf' ask
cd hubby growing anxious
Il think n requires the service
of physician" was the reply.
Why. aren't you q physicisn7 2
"No; I'm q piano tuner"
Copiah signal. (Hazlehurst, Miss.) 1888-1899, 1892-04-21
MS - medical treat
noe quacxoVy.

DO not b. robbed q ybur nonsy and
yonr hopes for restored health by sllea
81 panaoeas. which. Nhils comparative
y harmless. all cure nothing
Sw,stoss ~peritic 10 sol by AL drug.
gets IN 81 pacages. We are introlue
Ins y Ourselves IN this tsrritoy. before
placing q Dn ssie with your .ea.ling
pharmsels's and will ssad single pArage
W any address upon ree@lpt of 30 cents
Zach pscsge contains the medical treat
's' ~ Dr. Swinton'A giving dietary A.
r~ct'oas add snpplenaental pFesrriptiona