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Iuka reporter. (Iuka, Miss.) 1888-1894, 1892-07-28
STATE OF ONO, CRY or TOLEDO,

Lucas COUNTY ~.
Frank J. Cheney MAKES oath that he fs tbs
senior partner Of the firm OF f. j. Cheney q
Go. doing business in the City OF Tcledo
County and state aforesaid, and that said firm
Will nay the sum OF Sl0O for eacn and every
case of catarrh that cannot be cured nv tho
use Of Halls Catarrh Cure.
FRAME j. CHENEY.
sworn TO before me and subscribed n my
presence, this 9Th day Of December, A. D., 1885.
A. w. GLEASON,
Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken Internally ana
acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces
or tho SYSTEM. Send for testimonials, free.
j. CHENEY 81 Co., Toledo, o.
EB Sold by Druggists 75c
Iuka reporter. (Iuka, Miss.) 1888-1894, 1892-07-28
The Only One Ever printea.

VAN fOU FIND THE WORDY
These is inch display advertisement in
ms paper, this week, which has no two words
alike except one word. The same is true OF
each new one appearing each week from The
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Iuka reporter. (Iuka, Miss.) 1888-1894, 1892-07-28
INDIAN CAVALRYMEN.
HOW THE NEW IDEA is WORK
ING IN THE WEST.

From savages to solaiers-The Ahor,.,-
nos Kindly to Boots and Saddles
some interesting Facts About the
troop of Red Warriors
Iuka reporter. (Iuka, Miss.) 1888-1894, 1892-07-28

For Dyspepsia, Indigestion, and Stomach
disorders, use Browns iron Bitters. The Best
Tonic, it rebuiids the system, cleans the Blood
and strengl hens the muscles. A splendid ton
ic for weak ana deoilitated persons.
Iuka reporter. (Iuka, Miss.) 1888-1894, 1892-07-28

For impure of thin Blood, Weakness, Mala-
ria Neuralgia, Indigestion. and Biliousness,
take Browns Iron Bit ers-it gives strength,
making old persons feel young-and young
persons strong; leasant TO take
Iuka reporter. (Iuka, Miss.) 1888-1894, 1892-07-28

Mr.. J: Lane, general manager Georgia South
ern and Florida Railroad, says: was entirely
relived OF headache by Bradycrotine in fifteen
All druggists, fifty cents.
Iuka reporter. (Iuka, Miss.) 1888-1894, 1892-07-28

NERVOUS, bilious, disorders, sick headache,
indigestion, loss of appetite and constipation
REMOVED by Beecham's Pills.
Iuka reporter. (Iuka, Miss.) 1888-1894, 1892-07-28

JULES VERNE is now writing his seventy
fourth novel. He turns out two books a
year.
Iuka reporter. (Iuka, Miss.) 1888-1894, 1892-07-28

JOHN G. WHITTIER is said to be color
blind
Iuka reporter. (Iuka, Miss.) 1888-1894, 1892-07-28

HARRISON, Cleveland, Reid and Stevenson
are all Presbyterians.
Iuka reporter. (Iuka, Miss.) 1888-1894, 1892-07-28

VENEZUELA is now the third, possibly
the second, gold-producing country in
the world.
Iuka reporter. (Iuka, Miss.) 1888-1894, 1892-07-28

SIGNoR GIoLTTI, the new Premier 0
Italy, is one of the tallest men in Rome.
Iuka reporter. (Iuka, Miss.) 1888-1894, 1892-07-28
ONE ENJOYS

- - - ~
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constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro-
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its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, its
many excellent qualities commend it
to all and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in SOC
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro-
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. DO not accept any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP co.
SAN FRANCISCO, CAL.
LOUISVILLE kY NEW YORK NV
Iuka reporter. (Iuka, Miss.) 1888-1894, 1892-07-28

Syrup

simply State thatII am Druggist
and Postmaster here and am there
fore in position to judge. / have
tried many Cough Syrups but for
ten years past have found nothing
equal to Boschee's German Syrup.
/ have given it to my baby for Group
with the most satisfactory results.
Every mother should have it. ]. H.
HOBBS, Druggist and Postmaster,
Moffat, Texas. We present facts,
living facts, of to-day Boschee's
German Syrup gives strength to the
body. Take no substitute. o
Iuka reporter. (Iuka, Miss.) 1888-1894, 1892-07-28

Joseph Ruby. Inenced to heal M, The
scales came off and all over his body new and
healthy flesh and skin formed. When he had
taken 2 bottles of HOODS SARSAPA.
RILLA, he was free from sores.' HARRY X.
RUBY, Box 356, Columbia, Penn.
Iuka reporter. (Iuka, Miss.) 1888-1894, 1892-07-28

WHEN butcher CANDLES he should
play Tor large steaks.
Iuka reporter. (Iuka, Miss.) 1888-1894, 1892-07-28
As Large

AS a dollar were the
scrofula sores on my poor
little boy, sickening and
disgusting. They were
severe on his
legs, back of his ears and
ON his head. | gave him
Hoods Sarsaparilla. In
Two weeks the sores COM
Inenced to heal up: the
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1892-03-19

: Reed over the quorum rule Mr. Patter-
son Tenn. made an argument against the
protection policy OF the Republican party.
At the conclusion of Mr.. Pattersons
speech, the committee rose and the house
adjourned.
WAsuINGToN. March li.-Th tariff dis
cussion Ill the House to-day was more than
usually interesting and there were several
.tTely passages which torClDty reminded
one OF the aerc1 political scenes Of past
congresses when this all-ahSorbmg issue
was at tile front. No BUSINESS OF any inn
p0rlance was transacted. Representative
Mitchell introduced u joint resolution
granting 10 the state OF WiSconsil the priy-
liege OF placing III Statuary Hail in the
capitol building at " NaSiIngGon, the statue
OF pere Marquette, the faithful mission
AIRY whose WoTN among the Indians and
explorations Within the borders of said
state III early days are recognized all over
the civilized world" Representative Hop
kins. OF Illinois. at the request of Post
master-GcneraI Wdnamakcr. introduced Il
bill to authorize thc eStablis shment of Il
postal telegraph service.
WASHINGTON. March 12-Ihe Senate
amendments 10 the urgent deficiency bill
were non-concWred III, and Me>srS. Say.
erS. Holman and Dmglcy were appointed
confcrccS. Private business was then
taken up, the first Till hcing for tie relief
OF the First Methodist EHuYcli o. Jacks H.
lem. ON lis passage lii" vote stood 81 to
-. Mr. DUNCAN @. said in The absence ot
some of the gentlemen from EeX3S MeSsrs
kligore and Bailey he wouid make the
rolnt OF no quorum. Laughter On MI.
Bailey putting IN All appearance Mr.. Dun
gan Withdrew the pOl@t. but i was prompt
y ienewed by the gentleman rom TeXas
The hIll was finally passed yeas i1
NAYS 81.
A~HINGToN. March li.-rhIS being
the day set au3Tg under the rules for the
consideration hy the House OF bills report
cd from the committee on the District of
Columbia. Chairman tienphiii entered the
House wsth a large batch ot important To-
cal measures UrOu which las committee
desired action iu" morning routine con
Sumcd considerable tiMr and Il was I
O'Clock before Alr. urmphilL secured the
floor for district business. The House All
journpd without taN!ng action on any Of
the mIis.
WASuiNnToN. March I5.-Mr. Sayers
lTeX.l presented the conference report on
the urgent q deficiency Till. ana il was
agreed To. ts InalIy passed, the bill aI-
prOprlateS S4ie.5il, beng $ii.22S more
than was carried hy the hlil "a il passed
the House. The House thtn Went INTO
committee ot thr whole. Mr.. Blount III the
chair on the free wool bill. Nr. Coomhs
N. \. concluded lis speech i'll favor uf
tn. hill
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1892-03-19
THE OTHER SID {
New Version OF the late Hetherinston
Murder.

MurueT.
FEAxklr<. Pa, March ia letter
was received by personal friend in
this city from the mother OF Mrs,
IIetheringt"n, wife of the naval officer
who shot and killed Cover Robinson
in the streets of Yokohama, Japan,
on February -. The letter Is very
interesting ami gives many facts In
connection with the tragedy that
never have been published. L
state that soon after Mrs. Hctherington' :
arrival iniN oko ma she met Robinson
at a social gathering, and he from the
verv first began paving her attentions
that set the gossips talking. Finally ms
attentions became so distastetul that
she asked Robinson to cease, but he
continued to force himself into her
presence whenever possible. When her
husband arrived, Mrs. Hetherington
told him what had occurred. The hus-
band at once sought ont Robinson
and asked him To explain. Robinson
apoioglzed and said he would leave the
country and did so, but kept writing
letters 10 the lady. Receiving no an
.wer he returned to \ Yokohama ami
tried TO see the fascinating Mrs. ieth-
erington. but failed. The same day
Hetherington, who had been IN
formed Oh jtbbtASoIl lStAI ~ 4iISS
the latter driving through the
streets and called TO him TO
stop. This Robinson refused to do, and
the angered husband ran into the road
| and, Selling the horses heads, brought
them to a stop Robinson made vul-
gar and sneering remark. when the
lieutenant drew revolver and shot
| him twice. intiicting wounds from which
| Robinson died in about three hours.
| Tile mother said that stories OF Mrs.
Hetlering:on's flirting aud heartiesss-
ness are emphaticatly denied by lead
| mo FnaIiSh and American ladies in y O.
| kohama. The broken-d0wn wife has
been in strict retirement since the
shooting. and her letters to her mother
give every evidence Of how keenly she
| fees the position IN which she has been
placed She says there is no doubt ner
| husband will be acquitted.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1892-03-19
R,p Nan kA,ukfe III iiCnn IA

New YORK, March IA number OF
prominent theatrical managers met
here to-day 10 consider the proposition
to send a representative company O.
American players to Vienna next July
to pagticipate III the international
EXPOSITION Of Musical and Dramatic
Art. Two hundred members of the
Arion society OF this city will attend.
it was decided that Mr.. Palmer tc!c-
graph Joseph Jefferson, asking II he
would select company t" play Eir
Van Wrinkle" II he consents all OF the
expenses of the company will be pad
from a fund ior that purpose.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1892-03-19
The Results OF the Decisions Touching the
Mckinley Law.

Let NJ look back 4 little. The Demo
cratic victory Of lS"awas " on largely ~,
IN the assertion that the Mckinley
tariff and the pinGley worsted bill were
unconstitutional. Men profeeseGiv ot
treat knowledge in the law. not n tbs
Chief importing cities only, but IN other
psrts 81 the country, including canspie,
mons mem bcrs of the Senate and House
staked their reputation as lawyers on the
assertion that these arts were not mere
.v .nexpedlcnt. as they canned, hu'
aainIy in Violation oil the constitution
Net the supreme court ~ the nited
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1892-03-19
SHE WAS MURDERED.
Or. Palmsr's Report ON the Case OF AS,
Buntan Made.


CnisAGo, H., March l4.-pr. Henry
Palmer and Dr. Chllenden, of James
Vile. Wis, the physicians who per-
lormed the post-mortem on the body of
Mrs. Elizabeth Nj. Parker Dun
ton after il had been taken
from its burying- place in the Wisconsin
town, arrived in this city early to-day
to give evidence in Justice Brayton's
court and to confer with the
states attorney. Immediately up
on leaving the train they
wentsto the office Of Doollttle x Tai
man, where an important consulla-
ton was held. The states attor-
ney was sent for and Attorney Walker
Joined the council. For the first time
statement Of the cause OF death
and the startling evidence that deyel-
oped at the autopsy. Their evidence Is
stronger and altogether different from
What had been expected. DR. Palm
ter said he had found thirteen
and half inches OF fracture on the
skull. an injury that would kill an OK.
| There could be no doubt OF the cause of
death or the manner IN which the in
iurles had been inflicted. From the
| position of the wounds they could
| have been nttilCted IN put one way
| and that by blows. The weight
| Of Mrs. Dunton's body in falling, could
not, he said. have caused such trac-
! ture, if she had fallen against 1urni-
tu1e dozen times. The Doctor
/ said no physician after examining the
! BODY of Mrs. Dunton would entertain
/ doubt rs to the cause OF death.
! No trace, he assured the at
torneys, of poison was found.
Nothing about the stomach aroused his
suspicious, but 10 be on the safe side
portions of the organs had been
/ submitted 10 expert examination.
Neither did the marks left by DR..
Scudder's hyperiermic syringe,
charged with morphine, which he
attempted to inject in the
diving womans neck, indicate
| ANYTHING. Nature, he explained, had
! closed the wounds aud obiterated the
marks 20 that they meant nothing to
| tho rhyEiri3ns
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1892-03-19

We pay 10 Germany Sl9, ,DUa, ,rb Tor
beet sugar annually that We ought TO
pay to our own farmers. Yet the anti
American free trade party is ciamorous
against the principle of government
protective bountles, by which some Of
the greatest industries % the world have
been created.
Here l. an item from the New FORK
Times, a free trade paper: Nov the
country is unprecedentedly wealthy.
| It's debt has dwindied to an insignti-
! cant amount. and its creditors are ready
/ 10 extend their loans at ; per cent. We
| have i currency every dollar of which
| is worth a dollar in gold. We have all
| the specie we want, and can get
all that we need We are feeding
! the world. We are powerful, rich,
! prosperous. practically out of debt.
| This j. giving the free trade calamity
criers dead away, anu no Republican
/ paper could have done it better
| The cotton planters Of tue South, " hO
are lust Sit present experiencing some
! of the disasters of oyer-production,
/ should carefully weigh Mr.. Gladstone's :
advice TO the people OF the nIted
! states, as expressed in his famous ar
! tIcle on Projection or Free Trade, in
+. the North American Review, about a
! wear ago. In America, said Mr..
! Gladstone, Won produce more cloth
and more iron at high. prices, instead Of
/ more cereals and more cotton al low
prices" What more cereals and more
cotton at low prices means We have
/ learned 10 our cost. But what does
| England care 20 long as she obtains
raw materials cheaply. it makes no diff
| ference 10 her whether the ptodacar u
| those raw materials staryes or not.
| And vet most of these very cotton
planters are free traders.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1892-03-19
Dnc More Iynchiii-.

SPRINGFIELD, Mo-, March l4.-John
". Bright, charged with wife-murder,
was Iynched at Forsyth to-day. He
was having his preliminary examination
WREN a mob demanded his surrender.
DEPUTY sheriff Williams resisted the
demand and was shot dead The mob
then hanged Bright.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1892-03-19

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Ieli1Ne me OF my suis"IIil77. Las s'l-
!eiiiper, "iiiie III tniS hoip e7s an! suffer-
ii.S eoi1o,eIol'' ,l'ltI u 'lllliF III ilai-
litol: 'Ht'. cdiieu my altehti"li ." the
slat'ileiit 81 on" '"nn Alar7i'ih, nose
sa7e "a lIau ""eh SLiiL1f :" my own. ana
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from ;ham. Nv pains We're not 50 bad:
1 felt warmer: nv head felt better: nv
food began to relish and agree with me;
| could straighlcn up; the feeling began
Ia come back int my limbs; / began IL
be able to get about on crutchcs; my eve
came back again a, good as ever, and
now, after the use Of eight boxes Of the
pilla-at cost of S4-see.-I can with
the help of cane only, walk all about
the house and yard, can saw wood, and
on pleasant days | walk down town.
Nv stomach trouble is gone: | have
gained ten pounds; ] feel like a new
man and when TIL spring opens | eX-
pcct to b" able to renew my organ and
pilho agency. / cannot speak in too
high terms of DR.. Williams Pink Pills
for Pale People, "a / know they saved
my life afteral the doctors had given me
up as ineurabic.
Other citizens OF Galway. seeing The
wonderful cure of Mr.. QUAINT bv the
Pink Pills for Pale People, are using
them. Frederick Sexton, a sufferer from
rheumatism, said he was finding great
benefit from their use, and Mr. Schultz,
who had suffered from chronic dysent@iy
for years, said he had taken two boxes
OF the pills and was already cured
MI, QUAINT ildI also lfltt 1dltn cure,
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1892-03-19
Tennessee Towns Loss by FIRE.

NASHVILLE. Tenn, March l5.-The
town Of AIt. Pleasant was last night viz
tied bv the most destructive fire IN the
history OF that town. The principal
business part Of the place was burned
I.osg. S30 go: insurance not known.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1892-03-19

ROME, March 1.-THE river Arno IS
rising and portions Of the city of, Flor
ence are threatened with inundation.
The T;ber is also swollen. The mayor
Of Rome has warned the inhabitants OF
the lowlying quarters that those por-
tons Of the city viii probably be itogt-
Cd tonight.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1892-03-19

Ia Interesting Repar; Farm Mort
sisee,-The Results of the Decision on
Ire Mckinley Law Pictures fsnd Para
graphs.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1892-03-19

afsn ill TIL.
0fsaa to-day IT.
minated FOR gov
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1892-03-19
Pictures and Paragraphs.

Since the Mckinley tariff passed, Hen
rv Graham. il manufacturer of pearl but
tons, Newark. y. J., has invented a
process Of decorating, III consequence Of
which the former price Of sI23 per gross
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1892-03-19

%, but, :" your Tree trader retorts, "a
trust controlled prices during 1889,
which went to pieces soon after the new
tariff took effect" To which we reply:
That piece of information does not help
the free traders case. lie calls the Nc
kinlev law the father OF trusts, yet here
We have him arguing that the trust
which was possible before become I'M
possible SO soon as it appeared on the
sceEe.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1892-03-19
for large decorated buttons mas been re
duced to $50 per gross


for an equally desirable domestic button.
What tax the tariff has proved itself
III this case to be sure
10 YOU know that the beet sugar in
dustry now supplies more than one half
the worlds sugar product? Well, it
does, and it is an industry that was ere
ated and fostered solely by protective
government bounties. Germany has
tried the bounty system with conSpicu-
Gus success. In 1871 she produced l Sh.
H. tons OF beet sugar.
In 1890 her product, developed un-
der government protection, was LBS,
$50
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1892-03-19
Tie House.

WA,HIxGroS. March a-The tarlft dis
cussI0n of the Fifty-secOnd Congress
ol,eued in the H9us" Of Rcpre> >cniatlres
10 dav with Representative McNiilln
Tenn. a. the Leader or the tariff reform
forces ami Representative Dnglcy Me-
as the defender of the Mckinley law. Be
lore the conclusion of MI. Dmgley $
~peech the committee rose and the House
adjourned. The debate VIII be resumed
to-mCrr0w and continue for i've or six
weeks. with occasional interruptions Of
two or three days for me silver bill and
appropriations.
WA~HIN.4toH. March lo.-Ihc tarif dis
cussiOn was resumed 10 ths House his
morning. EepTesentatlE DlnoleE to-day
concluded his speech begun yesterday IN
opposition to the Springer bill IcpreSen-
t.tfre Turner ga. 7, Z member OF fhe WAYS
and means committee. was the chlci Dem
0rrsi5r speaker Of the dat j..
During his speech colioQuy
took plaae hetweea Turner and
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-09-14
THE TIMES KODAK.
Items of News Gathered Around
Town.

George Denit, of McGaheysville, is
visiting relatives on Craig avenue.
Large numbers of students have al
ready arrived for the next session OF
Roanoke College which commences this
morning.
Mrs. Van Zant, of Burwell street, is
in Washington, D. c., undergoing a
dangerous surgical operation. Her
daughter, Mrs. Fowler, is with her.
A marriage license was issued yester-
day in the county clerks office to Jubal
Merriman Hartman and Nancy Mary
Hartman, both OF this county.
Mrs. and Miss Mallard, Of New Or
leans, were in town yesterday.
Capt. w. w. Brand and bride are reg
istered at Hotel Lucerne.
Miss Lily Shipman leaves to-day on
visit to Rev. w. j. Shipman, at Hous-
ton, Halifax county, Va.
Jackson Beale is on visit to friends
in Scottsville.
w. w. Duson, a former student Of Roam
oke College, from New Orleans, and a
graduate of Tulane University, is at
Hotel Lucerne to be present at the we'd
ding OF his college ohum. Eugene Smith,
which takes place tonight. Mr.. Duson
ia on his way to Vienna to take physi-
clans course.
Thursday, October 6, is the possible
date for the Worlds Fair concert here.
Judge Blair entered his decision on
the records to-day in the injunction
cause of the Central City Railway Com
pany VS.. the Radford Street Railway
Company, in favor of the latter, thereby
overruling the injunction granted to
the Central City Company. The Rad
ford Street Railway Company is com
posed of Mr.. Rife, of Roanoke, and
others, whilst Prof. o. l.. Stearnes was
the principal stockholder Of the Central
City Street Railway Company.
The town of Salem is building neat
fence around the pump-house property
in West Salem, and will lay out the
grounds with trees, shrubbery and lawn,
thereby identifying it.
Sometime during Monday night burg
lars entered the office of the Salem Wa
gon Works and with common gunpowder
blew the door Of the large safe into a
dozen pieces. They then took out the
books and papers into the lumber yard
where they were found yesterday morn
ing wet with rain. Fortunately not a
cent of money was in the safe, only
notes, and none of these were lost, the
only loss being the safe and broken
window, through which the thieves en-
tered. The Salem Wagon Works are
remote from other buildings, hence the
explosion was not heard.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-09-14
Not in the Soup.

They had q half dozen or more kinds
of soup at the hotel, and the guest, an
experienced hotel food sampler, looked
over the menu.
Bring me some chicken soup" he
said to the waiter.
1t was brought and he sent it away
after tasting it
Bring me beef soup" he commanded.
1t was brought, tasted and sent away,
and SO on with all of them.
Bring me some water soup" he re-
quested finally.
"What kind of soup is that, sir?' asked
the startled waiter.
cts the kind l want" explained the
guest, "if 1t is made as the others are.
There's no chicken in your chicken soup,
no beef in your beef soup, no vegetables
in your vegetable soup, no beans in your
bean soup, and, on the same principle,
suppose there's no water in your water
soup Do you understands
A few moments later the landlord
came in and heard few homogeneous
remarks on the subject Of soups and
their constituent elements Detroit Free
Press.