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The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-03-24

WooL-"Is your mother-in-law still will
your Van Pelt-"No; still agin me. IN
Y. Herald.
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-03-24

IT seems paradox, but the close fellow
seldom gets tight -Binghamton Republican
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-03-24

AL Alone. = He (admiringly) g. "And
did ycu make that mat yourself?" She
Yes, did it all myself. with the *
ception Of y little help Esreceise red from
my sin yonngef sssssrA yAntss
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-03-24

No MAN can look at the stars without
wanting to live forever.-Ram's Horn.
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-03-24

IT will require more than nine tailors ia
make man OF the average dude.-Texas
SiftingS ~
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-03-24

Two OF q trade can never agree. Work.
men can't even roll barrels of flour without
little falling out
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-03-24

WOODEN dog kennel should be built with
the bark on and be lighted by bay win
dow
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-03-24

A BosToS procession is a moving spec
tacle -Binghamton. Republican.
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-03-24

a -eAafaeter-is like a. photographic
negative It is blank until it has been
subjected to the chemistry Of circumstances.
Washington Star
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-03-24

A CYCLE and cigarette and the small
boy is in heaven.-Louisville Courier-Jour.
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-03-24

"SoMETHINe that should be looked into'--
q microscope.-W Washington Star.
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-03-24

DREssMAKINe establishments want meas
ures, but not men IN o. Picayune.
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-03-24

TIE good cook should be given wide
range. y
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-03-24

IF nobody had a hobby, the world would
soon stop moving Rams Horn.
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-03-24

1T Is n Way They Have. 81 don't
understand why Mrs. Plinlimmon
doesn't accept my manuscript or else
return it, How did you address it?"
nMrs Henry Plinlirnmon, Slowgo Mag
azine." Then she threw it into tho
waste basket. You should have adj
dressed it to Mrs. Henry Jane Hawkins
Plinlimmon. She doesn't recognize hSr
HUSBAND since she became an editor. :"
Brooklyn Eagle.
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-03-24

LIT him SCOT at influenza who never felt
its grip. Pittsburgh Post
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-03-24

MUSICAL conductors beat their way
through the world by scores. Pittsburgh
Dispatch.
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-03-24

1T is useless to tell q pretty girl to reflect
Her mirror does that, with entire satisfac-
ton.
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-03-24

The slugger makes money hand over fist.
Galveston News.
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-03-24

Why is an editor moral mani, Because
he always does write.
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-03-24
There is nothing that may

There is nothing that may
not happen to thin baby.
There is nothing that may
not happen to a man who is
losing his healthy weight.
We say they are "poor."
They are poorer than we at
first suspect.
Do you want almost all
that is known of the value of
plumpness told in a way to
commendto you CAREFUL Lrv-
ING-and SCOTS Emulsion of
cod-liver oil if you need it.
A book on it free.
New York.
Voc druggist keeps scott,s Emulsion Of cod.liver
oa--an druggists everywhere co, 81.
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-03-24

Dov'r pen missives to your best girl on
postal cards. She may have a suspicion
that you do not care two cents for her
Union County Standard
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-03-24
DONALD KENNEDY
OF Roxbury, Mass, Says:

Strange cases cured by my Medical Di.cov.
cry come to me every daX Here is Of
Paralysis Blindness-and theGrip. Now how does
my Medical Discovery cnrk all these1 dont
know. unless ~ takes hold of Ahe Hidden Polsou
that makes all Humor.
VIRGINIA CRY, NEVADA, Sept. 9th, 1897.
Donald Rfnnsdv-Dcar Sir: viii state my euss
TO you: About nine years ago was paraiyzed In
my left SIDE and the best doctors gave no relief
for two years. and T. nas adxlsed to try Dis.
covery. which did It's duty. and In n few months
was restored TO health. About four years ngo bee
came blind In my left eye by n spotted cataract.
Last March was taken With In Grippe, md WIS
confined to my bed for three months. At the end Of
that time, rs In tho start then IL struak thai
your Discovery was the thing for me; so got
bottle and before 1t was half gone was able TO go
to my work In the mines. Now ia regard 10 my eyes,
as Islost my left eye, AMI aboft six months Agony
right eye became Affected With black spots tho
sight ~ did tho left eyc-pcrhaps some twenty Of
theua--bnt since have becntissu Your bfsrovery
they all left my right eye bnt one; and thank God,
the bright light Of heaven 4s-8nee<m making It's
appearance Ia my lcft eye. an wonderfully aston.
ishei at H.. and thank God and your Medical
Discovery. Yours truly. HANK WHITE.
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-03-24

.@
I'm nxsx inediasl w51tsn 49, nns y
successfui remedy for nasal eetacxn nsss
be nom irritating, easy q applicason, 81
one that viii. by it, own action, reacn a.
the remote sores and liberated surfaces.
The history Of the efforts 70 treat catar IA
during the past few years obliges ns e az a..
NIT that only one remedy has rompiesey
met these coniitionst and. that y Ety.s
Cream Balm. This safe and pleasant rem.
edy, winch II 70 be found e. any oan ~.
st1re. has mastered catarrh rs nothing else
hns ever done, aud both physician and
patients freely conccde this fact Inc more
distressing symptoms qdfckiy yleto 70 ~
SrupEST tin beer-tavernl What lucky
creature your dog is--likes water -fiie-
gcnde Blaetter.
Is rom blood poor? Take Beeoham's
pilla Is your liver out OF orderS Use
Beccham's Pulls. 25 cents box
GENIUS may be swift, but patience has the
surest feet Rams Horn.
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-03-24

xheix Merits comparsd From the stand
point 81 an Epicufe.
What roast swan il to roast goose,
such is roast peacock to roast turkey
Many owners of country houses who
keep peacocks and let them run wild
and nest in their woods and shrubber-
les take little trouble either to fatten
ror cook the pea chicks If they did,
they would perhaps take more pains 70
rear these birds for the table The
meat is very white, and Of exceedingly
fine and close grain, and has the true
game flavor, with none of the stringi-
ness of the common turkey. The
American wild turkey Is. however, an
even finer bird for the table than the
peacock. Those which appear in the
poulterers' shops of London generally
arrive in such bad condition from care
less paclss1g and refrigerating that they
are inferior to the domestic bird. But
when allowed to run wild apA nest in
English woods, as is done on some es-
tates, ON its merits, and apart from any
tricks Of cookery. it is perhaps the very
best land bird that is availa BILE for food
The game flavor is not too pronounced,
but gives a character to the whole
which is altogether absent in the tame
black turkeys of the farm yard. Spec
tator.
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-03-24
---Algie-ssMay ! have the pleasure

-AlKle n May nave the pleasure OF
this dance with you?" Fatima--AI am
engaged gie-s'Good heavens! And
was int ID lg to propose to you as
soon - il was over"
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-03-24

Bosr men are the most easily ratified
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-03-24

GENIUS may be swift, but patience has the
surest feet Rams Horn.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-01-22
STUDENTS lRREsTED As HOR>E THIEVES

Necsio Lugo VIVA thirteen years old. and Fred
Caster. years old, students in obarts boarding
school, al Totenyille - L. locked up in the police
station that place charge OF horse stealing VIVA
SAYS he Is the son Of Ella Rcmmets a member OF the
Casino Opera Company Caster says that his father lives
at No III East Oachundred- and -fourtecnthst New
York. Early on Wednesday morning the boys. who
oomed together at the boarding school stole out OF their
bets with the intention OF carrying out pieafranRcd
pan 10 secure two horses from neghbong stables and 90
horseback riding. IL showing hard al the Time
The boys went to stable OF cNlostmaster Reuten
Wood, Tottenvc. They forced open the -tAole uooF
and entered. They sa1ded Mr.. Woods horse and Nha
umpcd into the saddle. Caster followed him TO the
stable OF John Hall a block away. Ihey iorcen an en-
trance here and were In the act OF adding morse
when the cOachman George Thomas VINO was as'''P up
stairs heard them lie caught both boys and took them 70
the police station where they locked up Ihey told
Sergeant Harmon they took the horses just Tor Jun
Intended after they had hsd fa.' Inc
boys held until their parents are heaIa lfoh'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-01-22

men from Rochester when the committee met. Those
who OPPOSED the bill showed Why Cantor was so
anxious TO have 1t passed without allowing any one
outside OF few who were TO benefit by the change to
know anything about the BILL The city officials are
DESTROYS that there shall he increase In the
number OF wards, but they do not want the increase
to be made on the gerrymandering plan that the
Democrats propose. To the end that the number Of
wards should be increased expensive survey of the
city has been made and has been determined that
the best and most satisfactory 10 effect the change
will be to make two wards out OF the present Eighth
Ward, two wards OF the Fifteenth Ward and three
wards ont Of the Sixteenth Ward The Democrats
intend to cut into the other wards. taking slice on
here and there, ~ that Democratic majority in th-
Board OF supervisors and in the Board Of Aldermen
can lie carved out.
The committee decided to report the bill favoraby.
with an amendment allowing the present supervisors.
Aldermen ami school Commissioners 10 serve until
next APRIL.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-01-22

twothrds OF the cost Of improving them II the farmers
will pay the other third 1t is all humbug to ask the
state to pay out OF the sinking fund. Each county
now has the power
A resolution was adopted declaring 1t to be the
OF the convention that the present condition Of
the roads IS unsatisfactory and that it is the first duty
oil the Legislature and people TO take steps 10 improve
them.
At the evening session OF the Road Convention Prsl
dent burroughs announced the appointment of the
following permanent cOnmictee of eight from each
Congress district 10 consider the question Of rOed I'M
provement: Thoma, A. dudley Camden. chairman;
Clayton Conrow. Moorestown: +. g. Harrison. Mon
mouth County Benja amin F. Line Iunterdon County ;
ark: f. j. johnson, Jersey City DR., {. b. Ripley,
Westfeld.
In the Agricultural Convention this morning the
matter Of agricultural representation In the State
hbt at the Worlds Fair referred the executive
con1nittee. The board unanimously recommended 10
the Director Of the Worlds Fair the appointment OF
/. Farrer KOchain OF East Orange. superintendent
W the poultry department of the Exhibition: 1t also
requested the NewJesey senators and Representatives
to oppose In Congress the irrigation Of arid lands In
the West. Other resolutions demanded legislation u
prevent marginal speculation futurs.' and to
prohibit more stringently food aduleraton. J. :.
bandry.' President Edward Burroughs. OF Camieu ::
secretary Franklin Dye Of Trenton and the other ON
GERS OF the board were unanimously reelected.
state Premium Committee was appointed by the
Agricultural Board, consisting Of |. F. Baker, |. H..
Nicholson and ii. l. Budd, and permanent Committee
on Legislation. composed OF Joseph H. Ward, 4. >.
Apologize and Charles Collins.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-01-22
thi. third lecture against

maintenance OF this if thi- third lecture againss
Catholicism is continued.
The corporation in this conclusion, ana
Is OF opinion that suppression Of the four ecs-
ure, provided for t, bquet would oo breach OF
trust. The corporations must decline therefore V
steps proposed the either In whole
or Ia part The language ued by the Chief Justice, whs
just and sincere man, j. language characteristic
time, when anime site religious sects were
litter and intense aud # h" draw this clause TO-
would b. couch-d In different terms and would
breathe very different spirit No lecturer could now with
LIoprty such language ADOPT sdeh views be In.
sped such spirit disclosed by the expressions Of
vt the present time this subject should be and doubtless
VIII be treated historically Great changes have takel
place the opinion Of hcoOgans scholars and HISTORIANS.
only regard the attitude OF the Catholic Church.
also regard neutral aud revealed religion and the
ordination ministers, and the opportunity may well 10
delivering this third lecture soohe and aay the
anmo,cs bitterness OF the past and deal with these
Questions in brood. scholarly and magnanmous spirit
On receipt Of this answer the petitioners met ana
drew up reply in which they sud
While mcmoriaists remain in the conviction that
continuance OF lecture inconsistent with
the unsectsan character and policy OF the university
must preJudcisl while they cannot think that the
proposed by the corporation il which really
carries purpose Of the founder OF the lectures
they no utility IN pressing views which have no like.
hood Of Obtaining aud VI the
moi att on
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-01-22
CURLING FOR THE GORDON MEDAL.

Tho annual curling competition for the Gordon Medal
was begun yesterday large lake Van Couitsndt
Park Several q beet American Kinks have entered
this year the medal End the interest is great to tho
result The second played on yesterday.
and the competition will De continued to-day the
ilace, third fourth ties Will b, played The
honors tho first tie carried OF by the Yonkrs rink
who scored %, though closely pressed by the John
OGroats whose o.. In tie second tie the latter
made the highest 20. David Fouls acted As
referee.
The results OF yesterdays pay follows: First
The YOnker. rink defeated the Long Island CITY rrk
by % q The Andrews rink defeated tho American
link by IL -. The John O'Grost rink of NcwYorK
defeated Thistle rink Of New .lork by 80 to IL The
EmDlre Citv rink drew a bye Second tle-The John -
Gfoas debated the Cadonans by 20 10 H. The ST. An
diew's defeated the YoLkcIs by Is to l.. The Empic
Citys drew a
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-01-22
The ROCHESTER REDISI RICTlNG BILL.

"c,NToRs CONSISTENCY" THE THEME OF SOME
OF THE SPEAKERS AT THE HEARING.
ALBANY Jan. 81 Especially" Cantors Consistency
was the subject OF extensive argument made here
,lis afternoon before the Senate Committee Cities,
which after the hardest sort OF pressure had been
brought to bear upon IT, consented to allow the people
of the city OF Rochester to come before II and oppose
te hill introduced by Senator Cantor which has for
lis purpose the theft Of the city from the Republicans
who now have a majority In the Board OF Aldermen
and the Board of Supervisors OF Monroe County AS
the minority leader in the Senate for the last few
years and until David y. H stole the Senate. Cantor
constantly was crying out for home rule. one OF his
first acts when he bee ame majority leader was to
Introduce the bill redstrcting Rochester That Is the
reason why some OF the representatives OF that city
this afternoon chose that odd subject for the basis OF
their arguments.
The senate Chamber was crowded with XeII KhoWh
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-01-22
THE DUDLEIdN LECTURES At HARVARD.
A PROTEST FROM SOME OF THE FACULTY OVER
RULED BY TIE CORPORATION.

A PROTEST FROM SOME OF THE FAClL ONEh'
RULED BY TIE CORPORATION.
Cambridge Jan. - (Special-Thc Harvard faculty
has taken action unfolding the Dudean lectures tbs
dcslon and the rrcspondence the subject Is now
mode public for the first time. The subject OF the
port,cular lecture ID which objection was made Ia
The Detecting and Convictng and Exposing OF the
Idoatry of the Romish Church, their tyranny, tSur
nation. Damnablc Baseness, Fatal Errors Abomhaoie
spr,titItl ms, and other Crying Wlckedness III hish
ploces7 Last May fifty eight members OF the faculty
sent petition to the president ana fellows ASKING 10
have this lecture omitted. ON May - the corporation
rotewed tbe matter To one OF IT. members, Judge
william C. Endcott. ON October 20 he made a epor1
T., the corporatlon who voted the following answer
IN profsor Francis H. Child and the other pettiherS'
rh, ., ruor,tlon has considered with much care the
,o,s,r,nc, signed by ffy-d9ht members u the Faculty
- Art and Sciences which thy urge me suppresSo"
~ mind Dudl.an lecture the subject of which Is thh
,sh Church. and in substance declare mat the con-
,Ia,,e r Xii, lecture the present time would be bosh
,,,,ic and unbeclr z, and even more tnan uhbecoh-
,, 4, vould BE-, indecent and Unjust ara doubtless re-
,g IN the strons and Violent language used by Chet
sc Dudley in the third clause OF his VIII IN pointing
m ,vo ne considers and idOlatry, tyranny uSut
ion suucrsuons hercsies ard crying wicktdness IN hieh
,. q, the Church of Rome, they recommend not only
I ,nesson OF this lecture OF the four directed
~ Ia Given in hi, WILL but they also In substance declare
~ the surrender the Whole trust and the alahdohheS
- the lectures would slight evil compared with the
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-01-22
A CORRECTION FROM SENATOR ERWIN
SOME TESTING REMARKS OF HIS MACNFiED r(
HIS HARM BY 4 DEMOCRATIC sENATOR

SOME TESTING REMARKS OF HIS MACN1FiED TO
HIS HARM BY A DEMOCRATIC SENATOR.
Albany. Jan. 81 (special).-Ihere is one Democratic
member OF the Senate who apparently takes especial
delight IN making all the trouble that he can Tor his
associates in that body and this fact caused senator
Erwin this morning to rise to question or prveg" ana
to deny some things that the Senator had said oil him.
Here IL what Mr.. Erwin said
Mr. President 1 desire state that II has been cur
rently reported and think, has apparel In one OF me
public papers that after the proceedings when TOOK pac"
In this senate Thursday, after resolution had been
passed by bocy declaring that three Of IL members
were In contempt being Of the number IL has been
currently reported many prominent people ana
many Of them friends that after the senate had ad
journod retired n the LieutenantoNernors room ana
there begged Northumberland 10 cause the proceed
I'M that had Senate 'o let up was
the language used It's course that also retired to The
Governors ROOM and there requested the Governor 10 III
terccde in my behalf TO 'let up the proceedings
That report would do very great harm, ana / nave
taken occasion inquire into it, and IL from one OF
the Senators Of this body What the Senators name Is
do not present to mention All desire to say Is
that the President himself and several other gentlemen
know that did AK that the Senate let up"
Nor did a.. the Governor The Senator from the VIII
Brown sat beside and heard every word that uttered
All asked in joking way, saying was III contempt
and said TO the Governor "When | incacerated In
the cold walls OF Jail. Mr.. Governor apphend that
YOU Will give the treatment that your predecessor
,ve IN that distinguished gentleman known Mr.. WEIGH
Of SYRACUSE" That all -d aud all that took place
The Governor very coureOusy replied that he would have
mo transferred to prison WATERFOWL. which more
convenient TO my constituents. For thing Of that KIND
IN take a serious aspect Is no, at all right.
While senator Erwin WAS speaking, he looked
directly al Senators Cantor aad McClelland. McCcl-
land was unusually pale. and Mr.. Cantor WAS ap
parently extremely nervous; II was said. however
that Mr.. McCleland was the Senator who had CIR
culated the royOTt 'o' MI Er"Ih "aH pcse'"o i'i
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-01-22
WESTERN BASEBALL LEAGUE.

Chicago. Jan. 1.-The Western L. aguc Of Baseball
clubs successfully organized odsy At the Auditorium.
The circuit viii b. comprised 81 clubs from Ksnsas CITY,
Milwaukee Columbus, indianapolis Mnnes polls ST Paul
Omaha and rOl'do. \ committee struggled with IN"
OF rival Minneapolis delegations until this evening aud
then took e question under Amusement II viii BE- settled
cond meeting the De hid within week
Jane. A. Williams Of Columbus, elected president,
secretary and aud l.. {. krauthOn ~ kansas
city The Board Of Directors viii De composed Of
representatives from indianapolis, Toledo Minneapolis
and omaha. President Williams was appointed com.
Of confer with the proposed Eastern League
with regard 10 harmonious action.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-01-22
road IuPROUEMENTS ~ NEW-JERSET.
THE STATE BOARD OF AGRICULTURE INhE
ACrIoE on THE SUBJECT.

ACTIOS on TIE SUDJ-Oi
Trer,on Y J.. jan II (epcciaD-Tlc vcNed qteS
tion Of state road Improvement In Ne"1erSeS was
.an.,,arod in a gene Al convention held here today
under the auspices Of the Board OF Agriculture d. III"
close Of IN. Agricultural Convention proceedings lherc
= . ,,r, attendance the object being to ndof>c a
,.ri, nr,p for INN owing the public highways ana, l.
necessary 10 organize permanent STATE h"au u"
movement Association. DR.. james e. MachehAe' Vi
Lawrencevlc y j.. said that III irhhhs'on io"","'p
alone Immediately adjacent to Iirhoh' 9o''oo" "''
been spent practically to no purpose III h~eh SeS's
for rrpaiIIng dirt roads. In Iowa hlon'h a-o '"'
Iocl,Je c,n.ed a loss of 81 100000. \ million voters
are DISTINGUISHED at every general ee''lo" "'""e ~
roads 20 900 farmer, being often uabe to get 10 'he
,t. IN x.u,yo,, alone The United states spends
$40. OOOO 900 a year common schools @f''
~ which Is wasted a. 30 per cent OF the Scho1l oh
drpn are kept al home by the mud Dr. Ma'hehAe
strongly advocated the building OF Two stare rO'u' oo
east AMI west nOm Elizabeth to 'ahdeh' anu H'o'iV'
from Essex County to Cape May lie Sa'u III "i'n''
stood thlt the larger proportion oil farmers wives o
4, the Innate a.ylum, were there because of the bad
roads
Or. Chauncey Il. Ripley. OF Westheld. said that New
,er.ev va thc first state to agtate the Improvement
NJ pubIc roads and that the Union County roaaS
had alrc,dv Maid for themselves The Legislature ana
Executive were in sympathy with the movement ana
all that Is now needed wa pan III" "saniA'''on'
lie urged legislation to regulate width OF ue anu eis
Of axle on all heavy vehicles which power he thought
mi ght he conferred on County BoariS OF fTeeho'ue.S
Professor Lewis NJ Haupt OF the University OF Penn
sylvania said that while it cost ID cents 10 maui ION
OF freight a mile by public road IT cost Only m'i' u,
railroad q milk bv canal mills by rive or lane aud
"a mill OH the ocean.
The roads of this state are disgrace anu us
honor to an American commonwealth sa'u "c''iA'
Rushing. Of Trenton The cities arc SnnnS W ~