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The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1892-10-21
Star
ARP'S q YEARS. EXPERIENCES.
Bill Says They Don't Manage Them Down
South.

Is il = sell or a cOnundrum 2
We don't manage them down here.
| have been married 43 Years and
such a thing as managing Il wife
never occurred 10 me. | didn't
marry her for that. II is very
well 10 talk about managing n
horse or a railroad, but the word is
Il reflection on woman's character.
A wife is a partner, a help meet.
She helps to meet The family eX-
penses and To make life worth liz.
ing. Managing a wife is IA bull
dnzing business, and that is just
what brings about so many Ill
vurces. A wife who has to be
managed is no wife. Mr.. Beecher
said the first thing 10 be done to
ensure good health was to he born
Of healthy parents. And so the
best way 10 manage Il vile is moi
to marry one who has to be man,
aged. AS Bob said when he had
served out his sentence in The
chain gang "Boss, de best thing
for you TO do when you gil dar is
not TO 60 dir."
Woman was the last and best
work Of the Almighty. If Adam
evoluted, she didn't. She came
fresh from her Makers hand, aud
was given to MAJ To refine HIM
aud elevate him. How she should
manage him is-a fair question, but
how he should manage her is ril.
Jealous. Ii is case of ''rrducio
adj adsurdum," rs the lawyers say.
The pure, trusting, innocent being
ties herself, binds herself to Tins
evoluted ron of Adam as fast us
Promelheu, was bound to the
rock, and as soon as the chains are
fastened he begins to look around
and inquire slow shall l man
age her." Manage her like You
did before you married her. That's
all. Never let her know that she
is chained. Companionship is The
wori-companionship that honors
the man more than il does The wo-
man; Tor she is of a higher rank
in purity, in morality, IN beauty.
She is link bet Heen HIM and the
angels. and will take us all TO
heaven if we'll let her. Three hun
dred white %c0nvicis in one chain
gang in Georgia and mt a woman.
Just think CT II. But the weeping
and sorrow are hcrs-sorrow for
husbands and sons who have fal
len. Tie pain aud suffering in
bringing Us into the world are
hers. The cafe and anxiety in
raising The children are hers. Job
spcaketh of the dark watches of
the night when deep sleep fallelh
upon man, but it doesn't tall
upon a child. | know whereof |
speak, for 10 have come 10 us and
she raised them and never muir.
INJURED. 1t has been world of
trouble, but she endured it. Ii is
all over now, and lie crop is laid
by, and she deserves a pension
both from earth and heaven. She
never thought of managing me.
but she has done it. II is well
enough to talk about tanning a
shrew, but managing woman
never. II there was a whole book
written upon ii ii would 60 dead
stlll.born-ior a gentleman would
not if he could, and a tyranl could
not if he would. There may be
Petruchios, but there are no Rates.
BILL ARP.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1892-10-21
Che Demurrat-S Sta,
End the Drummer VIZ.

The drummer had Ju.t f0,l.
a rather unreliable fish storv
nobody SAID anything for = UT
then n venerable Nun Of I"lu'e
Gu cleared his throat and s, ,i1'lcal
Speaking of fish reminds mo-
a ease That came 10 my knovlalu'
r, Gently. | live down in sor,l'
Ohio, OIL IA river bottom farm ana
I've got a well on my place ah ""a
twenty-five feet deep and rorr ral.
in diameter, lined with brick, i IS.
sun mer, a year ago, | received '
couple Of a new biand Of 6,b f,a,ss
the Fish Commission al WaJi""'
ton, and | put them in nv we'll,
never thought much more ah",,
them, until one day his n,',
mouth. my wife told me some,L;,,
was the matter with the well. a"S
Id better see 10 il. sen, NV.
fam hand down 10 inves,iea,e ..s
he came back as fat as the wind
lass would turn, and reported thu,
something Was in the well. RAISING
Sam liill. lie Conduit tell vh,,
1t was, but il lm ked more Iitas
sea serpent than anything else. /,
didn't scare me, and | gol in,o
tie bucket myself and went dow"
And gentlemen what do you think
| discovered ~
/, Nobody answered. Nobody
knew.
"Well, I'll tell YOU" continued
the narrator, II found the water
only about ii foot deep. and those
Two fish had grown 50 large that
one Of them had rubbed his tail
OFT down to the quick, and tLe
other had worn his nose off M tn
the eyes, just turning round and
round IN that four foot well, and
there's 10 telling how big the,
would have been it the water had
not got 50 low. We had to lake
them out and turn them hose il
the river
The venerable mar ceased talk
ing and the drummer, with tear
IN his eyes. went over and sEool
hands with him.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1892-10-21

The smokesiacks of our ocean
steamers are much larger than Is
generally supposed. They range
from fourteen 10 eighteen feet in
diameter, Those OF The Etruria
are over the latter figure.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1892-10-21

A safety surIboai, with deck,
sides, bottom, stern and keel all
made out OF one piece Of metal and
so constructed as to have but one
seam, and that running down the
ends along The bottom, Is the in.
venlion of a New York genius.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1892-10-21

A Russian woman, Mrs. Anna
Samce, convicted Of the murder OF
her husband, has been sentenced
TO be mu,ilaled, beheaded and
burned. Such acts of brutality
keep Russia under the ban OF the
civilized world.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1892-10-21

Brother Slebbins was preaching
sermon for Brother Brown, the
regular preacher, in one OF The
Kentucky mountain meeting
houses, and he was very eloquent.
Brother Brown sat behind him and
was very attentive.
sob, Lord" exclaimed Brother
Slebbins, give TO these people
wings, that they may fly away
from this world Of sin and sorrow
and"
Brother Brown clutcbed the
speaker by the coat tails.
Don't insist on that, Brother
Stebbins," he whispesed. Dom,
insist on thal-anyhow not until
we've taken up the collection
This is my pay day. Detroit
Fee Press.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1892-10-21

The fact that man has been able
TO produce many great changes on
the face OF The earth is a tribute to
his industry and ingenuity. But
il is possible that he is bringing
about effects Of equal Importance
without intending them.
The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1892-10-21

The cabbage plants are sprinkled
with ordinary corn meal while
they are wet with dew or immedi.
ately after a rain, so the meal will
cling 10 The leaves al all points, is
new remedy for insects.
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THIS Is THE STYLE.
A Sample Letter Which Goes q Long
Way to Build up the Country.

A sample Letter which Goes q Long
Way to Build up the Country.
Last evening the Dufur stage brought
us letter with check in it. Checks
are always welcomed in The CHRONICLE
Office, and so are words like these, en-
veloped with the check:
Farmers are busy threshing their
crops which are yielding more than was
expected. and the quality of wheat in
Wamic and Tygh is No. 1. Fall wheat
yields from twenty to thirty bushels
per acre. .
Philip Knowles Cyclone thresher
against the world for good work Phil
knows how to please the farmers and
millers.
The Tygh roller -four mill is running
on full time, making -four equal to any
in the market.
No body is sick in these parts. You're
Truly. WINK.
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A Public Meeting.

A public meeting of the citizens of
The Dalles will be held at the Court
house Wednesday evening, Aug. 18th, to
devise ways and means for the entertain-
ment of the editors and publishers of
the state of Oregon, who will convene in
this city Sept. Goth, holding sessions for
two days. This editorial association can
do great deal of good to the future
pospects, and viii materially aid the
work at the Locks and the prospective
portage road on the Oregon side.
ROBERT MAYS, Mayor.
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It is q remarkable fact that the Ohio
State Food Commissioner, in his official
examination of baking powders, after
excepting the Royal, found no one to
contain less than ten per cent. of i'm
purities. The Royal was found prac-
tically pure.
Mrs. Turner, an aged lady from the
Harney valley country, who has been an
invalid for about. three weeks past at
the Umatilla house IN this city; was
considered able to travel today, and left
on the noon train for her home. She
was carried to the car in a chair. :.
The Pendleton4 East. 0regonian mail
ing man persists in addressing us !:
"Chronical." But we much rather he
would do thus, than to wrap. the. paper
up in such a wad.as we find the Astoria
Examiner; pasted and glued all to-
together; so that it can be read some-
times.
G. Nj. Cartwright has left for the east
without passports, of any kind. Some
say he has gone to join jerry Rusk,
Cleveland, but the fact is he. went to
some that he is to stump Missouri for
make a raid OH some blooded sheep
ranch. and he doesn't propose to return
until he has corralled the best bucks in
| America.
| There are always few grains Of. COM
fort to be derived from the -direst calam-
ity. The great confagration which SO
nearly destroyed The Dalles. last year,
left US without g., public hail.. Because
of that circumstance we shall be spared
tie infliction of visit, now pretty soon,
from Bill Nyesand A.. P. Burbank, al
legged funny men.
The dear girls are dressing more like
the horrid men every, season, but We
have not noticed any of those suspenders
the sweet things are wearing this sum.
mer, fastened with q sbingle nail, be
cause
When the summer girls sHspenders break
She's not at a loss what to do.
4 She knows not the use of the ten-penny nail,
But the spot where the .recreant galluses fail
She mends with hair pin or two.
The address of DIR. Allen Grifiths, q
the Court house last evening on theoso
ply, was attended by about seventy-fiv
intelligent people, thus making up il
Equality what was lacking in quantity
DR.. Grifhths handles the subject will
an evident relish, and in manner con
vincing of a thoroughness resulting from
patient study. Theosophy, to be intelli
gently understood, requires study. Th,
lecture last night, to be properly re
, ported, would occupy much more spac
than we want to spare today; and, a
there are books upon the subject, ",
commend perusal of them.
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To The Public.

l have no hesitancy in recommending
Diarrhea Remedy to the public, as I do
to my friends and patrons. 1 used it
myself after other well-known remedies
had failed, and it cured me in a few
minutes. recommend it candidly and
cheerfully upon it merits, not from a
financial stand point, because 1 have
others in stock on which make a larger
profit, but because Chamberlain's is the
best remedy / know of for bowel COM
plants. There is no doubt about it, it
does the work-JAMEs FoRGY, Druggist,
McVeytown, Penn. For sale by
Blakeley & Houghton. druggists. d&w
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a 'nara Corner.


The age OF 80 is a hard corner for
woman to turn, and s5 is still harder.
She, feels that she is fast leaving her
youth behind her. But there is no rea-
son why woman should be faded and
passe at 35, or even 45. The chief cause
of the early fading of American women
is found in the fact that many of them
suffer from some form of female weak
ness or disease that robs the face of its
bloom, draws dark circles about she
eyes, brings early wrinkles and sallow-
moss, and stamps the face and figure
with signs of ill-health. DIR. Prices Fa-
vorite Prescription will cure all these
troubles, will bring back the lost bloom,
and remove the pains and ailments
which make women. grow old before
their time. Guaranteed to give salts
faction in every case, or price.f$ .oo) re-
funded
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Tho mckenzie EIysium.

Eugene Guard. Chas. sHadley now
wears the medal of the champion trout
fisherman. Yesterday while fishing on
the Mckenzie with two flies attached to
his leader he caught two 18-inch trout
at one cast and succeeded in landing
them. He says they were not as much
trouble as one fish as they apparently
pulled against each other and were
hampered in their actions.
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Astrike tn Kmbryo.

Fossil Journal. Dave Pyethill, the
Indian, was in town Monday with q
piece of pure galena, with the exception
of small piece Of silver quartz embed
ded therein. He would not tell where
he found It, a piece of information the
49-ers of this city are powerfully anx-
ious to possess. Uncle Tom Watson, q
minerof many years experiences. says
the ledge from which the nuggetscane
insures fortune to the finder The
Indians are camped at the month of
Salmon Fork, on 30-Mile. s. f., g.
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stock Holders Meeting.

Notice is hereby given that the annual
meeting of the stockholders of the
Wasco Warehouse company will be held
at the Office of French & Co, The Dalles,
Oregon; on Wednesday September 2Sth,
1892, at 8 80 p. m, for the purpose OF
electing directors for the ensuing year
and the transaction, of such other busi-
ness as may come before it.
The Dalles, Oregon, Aug. 18th, 1892.
CD. FARLEY,
Secretary Wasco Warehouse Co.
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LOCAL BKEvITIEs.

Frank Irwin left for Antelope yester-
day.
Mr.. Smith French has returned from
Ilwaco.
Prison officials are disturbed about
Caroline, in jail.
DIR. Siddell is again in the city, and
may be found at his Office as usual.
J. w. Jackson left the city yesterday
to take position in Prineville.
Master A. L. Hudson of Portland, is
in the city on a visit to his father, Mr..
T. A. Hudson, and family.
Mr.. J. P. Weberg, formerly of this
county, has located near Salem, but
still has yearning for Wasce, his first
love.
Three or four stages, including one by
steamer Regulator for White Salmon,
left The Dalles at a. m. yesterday. AL
loaded. 7c
Mrs. ]. G. Baldwin and children will
remain at Tekoa. WASH, during the
present mouth, and will then return to
their home at The Dalles.- ,'
- Mr.. and Mrs. A. S. Macallister were
in Fossil on the 11th. Mrs. Macallister
was to leave there for The Dalles on the
following day. Mrs.. Macallister re-
turned to his ranch at Contention. (. .
Our good old time friend Rev: w. r.
Bishop, has re-established the Salem
woolen mills agency in Portland. He
paid The Dalles cheerful visit yester-
day, and didn't forget Aud Ireland.
Three schooners left port this morn
ing early for points down the river.
Soon after leaving one of them dropped
anchor midstream, and sent boat back
to the city for help. The crew had mu.
tined. new crew was shipped, the
strikers landed, and the craft proceeded
G. 8. Miller, owner of the Monument.
al mine, passed through the city last
Monday on his way to Portland. He
has just made a great strike in the Mon.
umental of vast body of ore, much o.
which will go three thousand dollars tc
the ton.
A 40-acre tract of ridge land upor
which the crop was considered worth
less the middle of June, Mr.. Clark Brown
tells us threshed 276 bushels of as fine
wheat as man ever saw. That's grea
deal better than to have cut it for ha,
when everybody was blowing about ru
ination in Sherman and Wasco counties
The checklist thing yet in dead heat
advertising schemes comes from .
political song publisher down in Georgia
This Bummer out buns any Kelley In
stitute manager; listen to what he says
The words speak for themselves, Will,
the music is catchy and spirited; jus
what it ought to be to set all the band
to playing and everybody else to sing
ing, whistiing or shouting. Pleas
print the words of the song in the mex
issue of your paper, and put at the bot
tom the following Cor some original
notice." The same which we don't put
for anything less than the regular rates
$500 cash, with the order in this case.
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Forging Ahead.

Milton Eagle. There are twenty-five
men at work on the distillery plant at
Grants, and the building will be COM
pleted at the earliest possible date.
Already there are signs of great activity
in the little town, and it may be expect
en- that the advancement of manufactur-
ing interests will be of great benefit to
the vicinity.
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Tho old riraes are Not In n.

While at our other store at Big Island.
Va, last April, I was taken with very
severe attack of diarrhoea. never had
it worse in my life. I tried several old
time remedies, such Blackberry Wine,
Paregoric and Laudanum without get
ting any relief. My attention was then
called to Chamberlain,s Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhea Remedy by Mr.. r. G.
Tinsley who had been handling it there,
and in less shan five minutes after tax
ing small dose I was entirely relieved.
20. G. BURFoRD, Harris Creek,
Amherst Co., Va. For sale by Blakeley
e Houghton ,:druggiats. d&w
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Noiots bought.
Total number sold

! The aggregate sales amount to So, ,223.0o
an average of fraction. less than
$40 per lot,s which. when taken as a
straw to indicate the. direction of the
proverbial financial Wind shows that
quite a stifening is apparent IN the real
estate circles of this city The day for
purchasing property in The Dalles, "be-
fore the boom,,'' issat hand. Property
will never again be so cheap as it is
now-on either side the Columbia river,
below the dalles. Stick pin right
hora
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saved a woman's Eife:

MIR. j. E. Thoroughbred, writing from
spoonfuls of Chamberlain'e Collie
Cholera and Dfarrhea Remedy saved
the life of Mrs. Jane Thomas, of THE
place. He also states that several
other very bad cases of bowel complaint
there have been cured by this remedy.
For sale by Blakeley & Houghton,
druggists. d&w-
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Notice.

Those knowing themselves indebted
to Ward and Kerns will please call and
settle up, as they have sold their stable
business to Durham and Robertson and
must have all outstanding accounts set
tied. -
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Set n President.

Telegram. Whatever else may be
said about the present congress, 1t has
one distinction: 1t is the first congress
that appointed committee on jags.
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Tanglefoot Fly Paper 40 cents a box
twenty-five double sheets; at Blakeley
& Houghtons, 175 Second street.
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Secretary wasco Warehouse c,
Notice,

Parties desiring advertising space on
the sprinkler wagon may have it by
applying to 8. E. FERRIS.
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washington Market For rent.

For rent; the Washington market cor
ner of Second and Court. For terms ap-
ply to Geo. Williams administrator Of
the estate of John Michelbaugh. s.3dtf
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Cabinet photographs for $3.50 to $500
per dozen at Hunts gallery on Court
street, this reeE onty.
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A rare opportunity Tor the ladies is
now afforded by Mrs. Philips, who is Of
fering millinery at one third less, as she
has decided to retire from the business.
See advertisement. 6.18dtf
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pALLEs CRY LOTS SOLD.
Prices Realized Show Healthy Ad-
vance in Real Estate.

vance IN Near AStAto'
Yesterday nineteen Dalles City lots
were sold, described by Recorder
Menefee in the official notice of sale, as
follows:
Seventy feet off from the south side OF Lot No.
l. Block Is; Seventy fleet of from south side of
Lot No.2, Block No. Is the south one-han of
Lets No. 3, 4n5 and 6, in Block No Is; Lots Nos.
2, g. 5, 6, z, 8, and TO- in Block No. 10; and,
Lots Nos. a. 8, IL and II, in Block No. IA
; The appraised value of said lots and for less
than which they will not be sold is fixed as
70 f,et: of the south end of Lot No. i, In
20 feet oif the he south end OF Lot No. ?, in -. =
Block No. IS. ..-.e,t- - LOO
ne Nc: S1i Is. o.e man st.Vs ,e.'' . 10000
he Soais o.s.n... y -. ~. - ~ 10000
me No. sooi Is. o =. -. ave-. - :. - loooo
No. Is :, - -. =. 10000
Lots numbered 2, s, L. 5, 6s7.s, 5 and 10, in
Block No. 19, and Lots numbered =, s,
IL and u, in Block No, IA, each ap-
F. praised at. 100 %
Each lot was sold separately, at auc-
ton, to the highest bidder, by ". III.
Butts, auctioReer. The sales were made
4. ~, sol1o,,;,,c. ,,e,r<,,,s - .-- -
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City taxes for 1892 are now due and
payable within sixty days, at the Office
of the undersigned.
L. RoRDEN, City Treasurer;
DALLEs CrrY, July 9th, 1892.
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Fresh stubble pasture at sharps, on
Three Mile. S i
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-02-05
MARKETS BY TELEGRAPH.



NEW YORK. Feb. 4, noon.-Stocks opened
active and strong. Money easy at l16G2 per
cent, Exchange-loug, "a S414dt4 S4l6; short
81 66146l4 ssh. State bonds neglected. Govern
ment bonds dull but firm.
Erie. .............. 80 Richmd & W. Pt.
Lake Shore. =. IRA Missouri Pacific. 1913
new YoRk, Feb. 4. 500 p. m.-Sterling ex-
change closed quiet but strong at 81 $50
So; commercial bills, 81 $1,000 86LS. Money
easy at 11Sd2 per cent; closing offered at
Der cent Government bonds dull but steady;
four per cents 11616. State bonds dull. firm.
Sub-ureasury Balances-Coin, Sl15, 54s, 900; cur
rency. SIC, $4,000.
NEW YORK, Feb 4-The stock market was
again active to-day, but as usual OF late the In
creased business done was all due to persistent
attacks of bears upon industrial stocks, and in
cidentally some of the railroad list, though con-
sider able buying of coalers was responsible for
great deal Of animation late in the day. Ihe
most severe drive was made at the market
during the forenoon, and it ere
ated a large short interest IN nearly
all the leading active shares. On the other
hand in the afternoon the market became
stronger under the lead of Lackawanna, and
with good buying ia that stock Reading, West
erp Union Lake Shore and Louisville New Al
bany and Chicago, and shorts became fright
ened for a moment and covering was in order,
with the effect of wiping out about all the
early losses Industrial however, were the
principal features of the day, and Dtstillers,
after oDening of fraction, remained
very feverish without yielding much
for some time, but most vicious
drive at il ia the afternoon broke the price %
ds56 AGAINST 5Ol6 asst evening Cordage stocks
followed and Chicago gas, while not so active
as usual felt the effect yielding nearly per
cent The railroad list suffered only slight de.
clines, with the exception of Burlington and