The Portland daily press., 1892-09-29


Archbishop Dennison's Famous Toast.
Here's health to all that we love,
Here's health to all that love us,
Here's health to all those that love them
That love those that love Them
That love us.p 9%
Do YOU notice what q large circle that wish for
health includes? and will you notice the refer
ence is not to the wine cup, but to standard
medicine the "Golden Medical Discovery" that
can bring health to the large number OF friends
We each love- True, It is not ,..peyerage," and
does not inebriate but is a health-gIv1ng Daed5-
cine. a blood-purifier, liver invgorator and gen.
eral tonic-a remedy for BlIlousness, lndiges-
ton and Stomach troubles. IL cures Consump-
tion in its early stages Scro1ula, Bronchitis,
and throat diseases.
Inquirer Cat summer resort)-Why don't you
associate with that lady?
Mrs. Gotham-She lives in Harlem.
well, what is the matter with that other
lady?"
"Hocors She lives in Brooklyn"
"But you don't associate with the lady be-
hind her, either, and she lives on Fifth ave-
"she won't associate with me."-New York
Weekly.
If your hair combs out Or is gray stop it with
Halls Hair Remover.
Josiah, out shopping Mandy, do you see that
little sign that says: Hamburg edging this
way?
Mandy-Yes: what of ito
Josiah-Well. if Hamburg is edging this way
with all of its cholera. why the quicker we kin
git out of here the better.-Smith, Gray & Co.'S
Monthly.
That dull, listless feeling every morning indi
Gates the need of Ayers Sarsaparilla.
Job Master-I am afraid l must ask you to
pay in advance for the hire of the horse.
Amateur Rider-What for? Are you afraid 1
shall come back without the horse2 Ill.
Job Master-Oh, no; but the horse might
come back without you.-Pick Me Up.
HEADACHE AND DYSPEPSIA.
William E. Rockwell, No. 512 West 57th
Street, New York. says:
~ have been martyr to bilious headache
and dyspepsia. Any indiscretion in diet, over
fatigue or cold brings on a fit of indigestion,
followed by headache lasting two or three
days at time think I must have tried over
twenty differentremedies, which were recon-
mended as certain cures by loving friends but
it was no use. At last I thought would take
simple course of purgation with BRANDETH's
PILLS. For the first week took two pills every
night. then one pill for thirty nights; in that
time gained three pounds in weight. and never
have had an ache or pain since"
Disease in one part of the body will eventually
fill the whole body with disease. Every year or
two some part of the system grows weak and
begins to decay. Such part should be removed
at once and new matter be allowed to take its
place. There's no need of cutting it out with
surgeons scalpeI. Purge away the old, dis
eased and wornout parts with BRANDETH's
PILLS.
Son-Pa!
Father-Well?
Son-Is vessel boat2
Father-Yes.
Son-Pa!
Father-What is 1t?
Son-What kind of boat is a blood-ves-
Father-It's lifeboat Now run away to
bed.-Tit-Bits.
Ayers Ague Cure is warranted to cure all
cases of malaria. Sold by druggists. Price, 81.
Mr. Golightly- Where were you yesterday?
Mr.. Canesucker-I was at Clamwhoppers.
They were celebrating their diamond wedding
and was called ON for speech.
Mr. Golightly-What did you say?
Mr. CanesuclSer-Oh nothing In particular.
merely expressed the hope that they would get
along together.-TexaS Siftngs.