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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-01
PARsON JIM.

In the wilds Of Arizona dwelt a shepherd
most devout.
His fold was of adobe strong, that no ram
might break out;
Years before he'd been a gambler. but like
saul had seen a light,
AS %expounder and exhorter he was simply
out of sight.
He carried a s~ix-shooter. a bible, and a knife,
And his praying and his shooting were the
TWO joys of his life;
He could pink the ace of diamonds at almost
any range,
And at poker he was handy at picking up
small change.
When he went for a revival things were GER
tain to revive,
And the sinners of that parish were in luck
to be alive;
He easily explained all the miracles by rote,
And his explain was final, of which all made
a note.
And when at last they buried him upon the
bleak hillside,
They carved upon a clean pine board in let
tiers deep and wide:
''This here is Parson Jim-tread softly, drop
q tear
An alI-around James Dandy-who reads his
title clear"
New York Herald.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-01
No Such Luck.
Kansas City Star.

Kansas City Star.
A young fool in London who. although
a mere boy, has filled his empty head
with anarchistic doctrines, tiled to
commit suicide because lit IS better to
die a free man than to live a slave"
He was put in a cell to cool off and con-
template himself as a Juvenile ass.
Now if Herr Most would only alas,
he WOu'tl
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-01
A Pattison Prophet.

Franklin (Pa.) Citizen.
After a careful scrutiny of the polit-
ieal evoIutionS of the plst few weeks
we have discovered no reason to change
our opinion that Gov. Pattison will be
the nominee for PRESIDENT,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-01
This TinAPfase Output.

The import of British tin plates for
March was nearly double that of March.
1890. Those great American tin plate
factories do not seem to be making a
very heavy impression ON the business
|FOf the Welsh m0nopolies.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-01

THE Chicago Herald suggests that a
candidate for governor could have no
better platform to stump the state on
than the Improvement of country roads.
That NAV come n little later.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-01
Nothing Mean About Jalap.

Boston Transcript.
DIR. Jalap-YeS. l an going to retire.
I've got enough, and am willing to give
somebody else a chance.
F0gg-I sea. Your motto h%encef0rth
+, will be, Live and let live"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-01
For the Wind to Play Upon

Washington Post.
Mr.. ingalls, Will never recover his
position In the Kansas political swim
until he raises a set of ACCORDION
WhiSkers.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-01
Eastern Advertising 0ffiee-RoOm u.s.
Tribune Building, New York.

Complete files of the GLoBEalwsyskep on
hand for reference. Patrons and friends are
cordially invited 10 visit and avail themselves
Of the facilities of our Eastern Office while
in New York.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-01
The Line Drawn Right There.

Indianapolis Journal.
The tail of Edward Fox's coat may
be shot full of holes, but, baw Joye, it
cawn't be stepped on!
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-01

Rejected communications canno be pre-
served. Aodless all letters and kilograms TO
THE GLOBE. ST. Paul, Mimi.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-01

TRI-WEEKLY- DAILY Monday, Wednesday
and Friday
! VI in ADVANCES 90 q mos in adv-S2 OO
3months in advance 81 90.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-01

1t appears that Foraker has recently
emerged from another tussle with John
sherman covered with a new batch of
scratches. Suubbed again!
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-01

WEEKLY 81. PAUL GLOBE.
One year 81 Six mo, 65e Three mo-, 800
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-01

SUNDAY ALONE.
] win advance. 81 90 3 mos. in adv. soc
q N. i'll advance. 1 90 l m, in advance. zoe
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-01
DAIIy AM SUNDAY
SUNDAY ALONE.

l VT in advance. $40 % ) mos. in adv..S2 so
& m in advance. 3 90 ) weeksin adv. l 90
Ont mOnth......e0
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-01

Great gall: Chicago comes to the front with
a statement that the Windy City contains a
direct lineal descendant of Columbus-a
lady. Is Chicago aware that there is to be
on exhibition at the worlds fair a picture
from Il Paris salon entitled Funeral of a
Fakir?''
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-01

The Grant monument is sadly in need Of
some prominent church debt raiser to estab-
lish o magnetic and financial current be-
tween the fund and the pocketbook.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-01

Judge Altgeld, of Chicago, is the Demo
cratic candidate for governor of Illinois. He
was opposed by the Chicago Herald. Two
days previous to the meeting of the conven-
ton at Springfield the Herald said. editori-
ally: "Alt that glitters is not geld" At this
the indignation of the people knew no
bounds. aud the stalwar Democrats of Illi-
rois rose as one man and nominated him.
People can't stand everything, you know.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-01

The Hon. Thomas Collier Boss Plat ap-
pears to have submitted the B.. Harrison pres
identinl boom to a severe course of ~viyisec-
ton in the New York convention.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-01

1t is more that likely that Candidate
Wright's May Dav Musings are at this mo-
ment somewhat feverish.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-01

When q man can consistently preach pro-
hibition and practice Republican politics at
the same time, he has solved the mystery of
mixing oil and water. That, by the way. is
the reason why the mystery of mixing oil
and water has never been solved.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-01
The squirrei-Cage cycle.

Young men who find nothing better
to do than to run after the girls will
fluid employment propelling the squirrel,
cage cycle.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-01

Today is the ominous calm before the po-
litical cyclone. The dark, funnel-shaped
cloud is towering in the immediate vicinity
of Bre'r Wright.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-01

ST. PAUL GLOBE SUBSCRIPTION RATE
DAILY tNoT INCLUDING sunday
] VI in advance. SIS 90 3 m in advance. 81. 90
q IN i'll advance. 4 90 8 weeks III adv. IOO
One month...... zoe
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-01

The Rochester Post-Express says: Money
is not exactly a religious article, but still it
has n denomination of its own" Bre'r Kyle,
of South Dakota, would like to give it a kind
of pumpkin denomination.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-01

The solid silver set of delegates from Colo
RADIO is likely to run up ~againsta small coterie
of tin-Dlate liars. IRON the Mckinley dis
tricts, at Minneapolis.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-01

Is it because Gov. Russell smokes cigarettes
that his presidential boom ended in smoke?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-01

What is described as an ornate gold
trowel' was used last Wednesday by Presi-
dent Harrison in laying the corner stone of
the Grant monument in New York. Now
let them sell the trowel and add the pro-
oaadc Tn tho f1nd
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-01

Under melancholy circumstances William
Astor passed from life unto death. But still,
how much more melancholy, to some people,
would have been his unexpected demise had
he taken his $50, 900, 900 along with him.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-01

The appearance of B. Harrison al the lay
ing of the corner stone of the Grant monu-
ment in New York did nothing toward draw
ing the frost out of the ground.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-01

Boss Plat is expected 10 be in Minneap'
lis next June. in company with a meat ak
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-12-09

repored that they had instructed the
,upcriutendent Of buildings 10 con-
,truct a covered vestlbule GU the west
side of the Twelfth school building;
also two brick reta ming walls and steps
10 the basement, 40 that the latter can
be used for class rooms. They reported
that the total cost OF the said work was
Sis. and asked that their action be
approved and the amount appropriated.
Adopted.
hook PURCHASE RECOMMENDED.
The committee on school work re.
ported rs follows
Tho books purchased for use CT the
schools are IN case Of n few subjects OK
haustcd. This Il due 10 an increased at
tendance, greater than was anticipated.
We, however, would probably get along
with tho books already purchased, bit
for the recent increase In the number Of
pupils in tho addition TO tho city OF the
new district. These pupils were In
s,rtictod by their teachers not 10 provide
tbensclyes with books. We have there
fore to furnish all that are needed. We
recommend tho purchase OF the follow
ing. Ono hundred copies Sicknoy's
first reader; 100 copies Stickney's second
reader; 100 copies stickney'r third reader;
100 copies Franklin fourth reader 30
copies "Tales Of the Grandfathor;" 80
copies OF THE Two Great Retreats" 800
copies Modern spoilers.
wo recommend that tho Barnes Goo
graphies now here, be purchased, but
thai tho American Book company be In.
formed that we do not hold ourselves
bound 10 continue to use that geography
IN our cchools for i've years.
The report was amended to read,
"but that tue purchase shall not be-
construed a,an acceptance under the
contract" aud was then adopted.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-12-09
FARMING IN THE ACKNOWLEDGES.

\ Beautiful Country. hut No Place In
which To Make u Living.
Tho writer was driving along q
lovely hill road overlooking the spar.
king waters Of Lake Champlain in
their setting OF blue mountains when
no came to a pretty, white farm.
Eouse, with the sign ''For Sale" posted
on the veranda. Big barns and out.
houses doomed up behind the house,
and q man was moving long hay in
the orchard.
How much do you want for this
FARM was asked.
IA thousand dollars" was tho re.
ply.
GLOW many acresi'
zone hundred.'
"How many cleared"
"Sixty."
SLOW much wood loti'
"About forty"
"Any springs ON tho placei"
IA fine ono that sends its stream
through an iron Pipe right into tho
kitchen. It's ice cold and never fails. u
''rhe buildings look as though
they cost more than 81, 900"
$50 they did"
Show muchi"
"Five or six thousand"
why put them ON 30 cheap q
farm"
This farm was held high before
the west opened up, when this house
was built
Could a man make money off il
yeti"
Eyes stree. | work II ON share.
with the owner, and / made all OF
$50 of 1t last year for my SHARE
Great Scott all that. Do yor
live in the housei'
mo, l live ON another farm about
-four miles of. ] work both
Make as much of the other ~
you do Off thisi"
Sometimes"
Suppose ! offered to rent thii
house and orchard and outhousei
only, what would the owner chargI
mei"
We'll, he'd charge You prett,
steep, stranger, bein city folks. Per
haps more than you'd care to pay"
Perhaps 80. How much do yol
thinkr
We'll Cautiously, mebbo as higl
a. seventy-ivo dollars u year"
The writerlooled longingly all owe
the pretty, nine room, white house
with green blinds and wide veranda
commanding Wow of mountain
valley, plain, forest and lake hart
to excel; counted the big apple tree
In the quiet orchard, and compare,
sadly all that room for soventy-hy
dollars yearwith his hot New Yorl
fat, whercseventy five dollars hardl,
suificod for two months rent, am
turned away reluctantly. For wha
il the use of renting even paradis
If you must 1.-Two in some other place
New York Tribune.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-12-09
Cuticura ResolXent.

The new blood and skin Purifier, aud greatest
OF Humor Remedies, oleansos tho blood Of ali
lmpuritica and poisonous elements, and thus
removes the cause while CufiCuHA, the great
SKIN cure. and CuticUiA soar, an exquisite
tkln behutiner, clear the skin and scslp, and
tosto'e the hair. Thus the CUTfCuEA RENE
DIES cure every species OF itching, burning,
tcAly, pimply and blotchy fkin, scalp and blood
assesses from plmples 10 scroiula, from In.
fancy 70 age. when the best physicians fail.
Sold everywhere. Price CuricuBA, soc.
roAf, 2bc RtsoLyLNr Sl.01 Prepared by tho
POTTER DHuo AND CHEMICAL CONFORMATION,
Boston.
ss- send Glow TO Cure skin Diseases"
pages, 30 illustrations, and 100 tostinoniais.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-12-09
Local sparring Exhibitions.

The announcement was male few
days ago that Choyniski, the pngilis,,
would not be here on the l4.h Inst, to
give joint exhibition with Peter
Jackson, the colored champion rs be-
fore given to the public. Tho an
nouncemcnt was correct but Il now
transpires that he will arrive In thi,
city two weeks later and that he will,
under his manager, "PaBon" Davis,
give an independent exhibition.
On Wednesday night next tn,
sparring exhibition with Peter jackson
ns the principal figure Of interest t.
local sporting characters will take place
In this city.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-12-09

the BRIDES parents. The ceremony
was witnessed by select circle OF rela-
tives and friends. The presents were
choice and appropriate. This groom
IL the son OF Mr.. II. II. Irvine OF Irvine
n Barney, and Ia universally respected.
lie has many friends In salt Lake
City, where he resided until within a
| couple Of yeare, as well ~ In this city.
Mrs. Irviue Is especially noted for her
sunshiny dispDsition nnd musical
talent. Her circle OF friends ~ large.
We wish them joy aud prosperity.
The second tall OF the Young Mems
Social Club IL 10 be given Mt the Opera
House on Friday evening.
Tho 1. o. o. +. lodge OF this city
have elected the following officers for
the ensuing year; a. H.. Ford, n. &c;
II. L.. Rawlings, V. g.; Sorsn Chrle-
toueen, secretary; II. ID. sutton,
treasurer; John a. Brown, trustee.
The order appointed n committee to
draft resolutions OF respect In honor OF
Peter Monson, OF Benjamin, a brother
who recently died.
z Marriage licenses have been Issued TO
Edward A. Clark and Cecilia Oakly OF
Springville aud James II. Snyder and
Leila Mecham Of Provo.
Sick and indlgenttramps are becoming
numerous. Ono has male his appear.
nnce In Lehi with his feet frozen, and
another applied 10 the county court
yeriefday Tor n railroad pass TO got out
Of the country, which was granted
him.
Alma Andrews, SaIrenus Gardrer
AMI J. Il. wilkins OF Spanish Fork
were rendered receptions by their
friends on Wednesday evening IN honor
OF their departing for tho United
States to y. each the gospel. They
went to Salt Lake CITY yesterday.
We are having some bitter cold
nights. The Ice QUIT T, will doubles,
soon commence work.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-12-09
MANY ImITATIoNs-No rouAl s.

Tho marvellous success Of my Obesity Cure Is
ahundanily testified 10 hy tho numerous ifntti.
tors who are lpohing the papers with kiyer-
usemeuts of their pills. "bAnda. "Anti- fats"
AMI nnuseous drugs, even copying my adyer'
ti.omcnts word for word.
In my treatment every case Ia gwen special
and individual attention, ana the medicines
arc carefully prepared 10 suit tho needs OF
every patient In this way pntentl receive tho
aNna attention and advice that they would 70
cove were they being treated for any other
disease by tho family physician.
OF the nvr thousand anu more patients treat,
ed by mo during the last year, mol single case
has rRned OF highly henonciAl results, whom
directions have been followed. Neither haya
any Of this numher suffered In general health.
while accompanying Diseases have been COIN
plelely aud swiftly cured.
DIR. %. W, p. SNYDER.
PATIENTS TREATED ny NAN.
Confidential, HARMLESS and with no starving,
inconvenience. or bad effects. For partcu'
lars call, or address with &C.. IN stamps,
DR.. o. W. +. SNYDER,
hcNIckEBs 1uGAthE lulLDisO, CHICAGO
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-12-09
PROVO LETTER.
pedal Corc,poadcnce o. iha NeleL

Special Correspondence q ira Neies.
Provo, Dec. 0,-Ihe county court
yesterday resolved to establish poor
farm. Selectman Holloway was
authorized to purchase the land anu
make other necessary arrangements.
Mr.. Rob Irvine and Miss Dora
Davis were united In tho bonds of
malrimony on Wednesday evening by
Judge Dusenberry, at tue residence oil
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-12-09

10y it in box, sprinklng magnesia
o<er 1t and through the folds. This can
be easily shaken ont when tho lace is
used, Magnesia will remove the oily
substance which gathers on lace after
contact with the hair.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-12-09
NOTICE OF sTocKHoLDERs' MEET
ING.

TUE ANNUAL srooKnoLDER" MEET.
Il ing OF the swan Lake lio,eryoic aud Canal
Company,f for tho election OF officers and for the
Transaction OF anv such other busincss a. shall
lawfully come before u, wit be held a. lis Of.
ncca, rooms .Oi and SIS rrogrosa building. IN
salt Lake Ciiy. Utah, on Monday, the 9th day OF
January, A. ID. tspJ, NJ 10 O'Clock a.m
Dated TINS 9Th day Of December, 1sp9.
PRANK kNDN SECRETARY
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-12-09
SCROFULOUS BABY.
Our Family Physician Recommend
Cuticura Remedies, and Saga
1hey Cured Our Child.
Father Went 20 Miles TO Get Cuticu.
ra, and Feels 4 thankful aud Wants
Others to DO as He Did.

MY child broke out with scrofnla when two
months old. anu wo tried everything thst the
doctor could do. IL took out his har and broke
out on hiA limbs aud nose. II WIS th-r uff
cuA REMEDIES were recommended b. our
doctor who attended him. and Ia now sitting
here. The doctor said ,urlCuiu REMEDIrs
cured my child, and recommends them for all
diseases OF the skin and blood II did not take
but enc set OF the CuiICuRA REMEDIES.
went twenty i've miles to get them. My chile
u well and has n nne head OF hair a. oan DO,
for whlrh feel thankful TO you, fer my wife il
IA bad health. l have recommended CuTicu.
nA hEnEnlrs 10 others. PRINT this ~ you
1hlnk " VIII eAu.e any person TO do ~ did.
am the doctor that recommended CtTicuRA
REMEDIES To ID. y. fonssn. I have known
them 70 euro several bad cases Of skin AMI
blood dlaeaAea, and say they are good.
Miss MARY D.. BROOk,, NJ. ID.
The advocate and Topeka tribune., 1892-08-24

observed, ask for substantial aid for
these men to enable them to continue
this fight for the rights oflabor. We
are glad that Kansas farmers, from
this years abundance, have begun to
contribute to that aid. We hope to
see these contributions continue. AS
has before been remarked in these
columns, this struggle at Homestead
is but the beginning of the warfare of
organized capital against organized
labor, and in such a struggle the Ia
Dor forces Of the country must stand
or fall together. If the Homestead
workmen are defeated in this contest,
the attack will be repeated in another
quarter, and the labor forces of
America will be disorgsnized in de-
tail. Organized resistance to the
tyranny of organized capital will
cease, and individual laborers will be
at the mercy of monopolistic greed.
We hope to see the fight made now
by the men who are locked out at
Homestead, and we hope to see those
men sustained by substantial contri-
buttons from their brother workmen
in all departments Of industry, so that
they will not be starved into a sur
render at the sacrifice Of their rights.
Farmers, a very small contribution Of
the products of your farms from each
Of you will be as "bread cast upon
the waters" at this time. You will
find directions for shipment in the
address Of the executive committee Of
the Federation of Labor, in which
the appeal for aid is made. Shall
that appeal be made to you in vain?
We think not.
The advocate and Topeka tribune., 1892-08-24
A DIFFERENCE IN sUB-TREASURY
SCHEMES.

The Peoples party leaders and organs Virtu-
ally admit that they believed the sub-treasury
scheme practicable until It's iallacies were plainly
exposed by republican leaders and organs. They
now plead the baby act, and confess their
ignorance and unAtnesS to give practical aid or
advice TO farmers or any other class Of intelli
gent citizenS-CdpitGl.
When and where have republican
leaders or papers ever offered any
thing that looked like an argument
against the sub-treasury scheme?
When and where have they ever even
attempted to answer an argument
offered in its support? Never have
they attempted either. They have
ridiculed it, and that is all; and at
the same time they have been sustain
ing a sub-tressurY scheme more
damnsble than anything that could
be conceived by any but an expert
Of long experience in the Legislative
councils of the republican party, and
when this has been pointed out to
them, their politicians and press have
been as silent as an Egyptian
mummy.
When and where has anybody at
tempted to plead the baby act in re-
gard to it, or confess ignorance, as
the Capital statesG That imbecile
sheet has not an editor or contributor
that is competent to make logical
defense Of the principles of its party
If it has any principles-and its
only campaign thunder is falsehood
and deceit.
The advocate and Topeka tribune., 1892-08-24
GEN. sNOWDEN THIRsTs FOR GORE

General Snowden expresses him
self as follows in reference to GER
tain Well-known incidents that have
transpired at Homestead:
To my mind 1t is very evident that the authOrl.
ties Of the state viii eventually have to join In
actual battle with anarchy and the commune.
The people may as well make up their minds
that the eruption at Homestead indicates the
presence of disease In the body polite which ex-
tends far beyond anything Of which they have
conceived, and instead of criticlslng the efforts
of spirited and patriotic officers to preserve dis
Cipline In the ranks Of the gOldlery, they should
do everything in their power to uphold them. 1
believe the hour Is not far distant when peace
and order will have to be enforced at the point
Of the bayOnet. AS our fathers fought
for independence and the war Of the rebellion
was Wsged for the union, sO unless all signs fall,
we will have to fight for our homes, liberty and
institutions In the not far distant future.
There are, no doubt, many pluto
cratic dudes who will fully symps-
thize with Gen. Snowden in the
sentiments above expressed, but when
the merits Of the issues between capi-
tai and labor come to be tested upon
the plan he proposes, they will not
be found sufficiently numerous to in
sure the exact result he would desire.
The fellows who are most interested
in the success of plutocrscy like to
hire substitutes when there is any
shooting to be done, while they stink
away to their holes to speculate in
gold. When Gen. Snowden gets his
forces ready for the contest, there will
be no difficulty in gratifying his de-
sire for gore.