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The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1892-08-26
PHILOSOPHY IN BRADFORD.
A Sensible Suggestion to the Worms out
Rundown. and Dispirited.

you find yourself irritated and unhappy
and with fairly good reasons for being
So" said prominent local physicians yes
terday, ''take hold of yourself by the collar,
and set yourself down hard, and say to
YOURSELF
"Well, what is it? Surprising this is so,
how long will it last? Why should allow
life to be made wretched? No, | will not
permit my life to be embittered, and chafed,
and fretted."
"Or, if you are really worn out, rundown
tired, dispirited, a prey to nervous eXhaus-
ton, do not run off straightway and take
some sarsaparilla, nervine, blood tonic, or
similar connection to make matters worse
Ask yourself candidly and Sensibily whether
it is not probable that remedy exists which
medical practitioners recognize as standard,
and whose beneficial effect is evidenced by
thousands OF happy men and women whom
1t has permanently restored
1t is certainly better to be led by the eX-
perience of the wise than by the experience
of the ignorant. Physicians everywhere
recognize that great discovery, Paine's Gel
remedying the waste Of brain force and
muscular power that results from the rush
of modern business and social life. 1t is a
food for both. Those who have faithfully
tried it are the most positive in their aSser-
tons of this fact.
'ln August weather, sleeplessness, indi-
gestion, or weakness, the result of the de-
bllltatlng heat, is very common. The use
OF Palne'S celery compound gives strength
to the nervous system, and brings reStfu
sleep, good digestion, and buOyant spirits to
the uSCrs.'
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1892-08-26
Oxford.

d. NJ. Frecartia and George II. Par
ker, Dartmouth medical college stu
dents, came to town Saturday morning
from Hanover in about three hours,
they were bound for Wells River.
Saturday morning as C.. II. Carr's
team was trying to draw load of
lumber across the bridge and up the
hill to Fairlee depot, when partly up
the hill the horses were unable to draw
the load further and it began to go
backward, drawing the horses into a
ditch thirty feet deep. Strange to say
the load, horses and all escaped unhurt
except the harnesses were cut up some.
Rev. Henry Cushman, pastor of the
Umversalist church of Providence, r.
L.. is visiting i'm town.
Benjamin Piper is in town with his
sister Ellen, visiting friends.
A special Sunday evening service
has been arranged for August 2Sth, at
7.30. 1t will consist of three parts,
LIST, Vesper Service, in which some
special music will be given. I'd, A
Communication Service. Sd, a Par
ticipation Service.
The largest and most enjoyable social
event of the season occurred on Tues
day evening, Aug. Esd, at the Elm
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1892-08-26

Housa Dr Font; \, o., ~
the part of host. oreatIv ~ tho doi;abt
of his largo a,,d SO va''y " Ile uclisno
of onests A WY gehlal company
Iaw1ar Co. nlnoHg the company were
i%my ers george Wilcox of New York,
yesse ana AVIAN AVIAN johnson of BROOKLYN,
Charles Wheeler Of posta A1oI M e eni
! Iow;no, is = ~ ol boston Inc Iol-
"l4S - list OF the COMMITTEES and
sueS1s VINO made up what was desig-
haleu as the Cobweb party.
Co,r,rrrpp
Nellie willard Dr. = i et.iis H. r. Johnson MISS
Flower, Mrs. Charts E - A. 9 I;g Ir,4a
Decorations Mrs 10 o Mann MISS MltcHell
George Etzenberger, Miss Snencer HamiI.
tol Gonaint, William johnson, Dr. Silver
Wvn6n66 nv MISS Nellie Willard Miss Clara
Barnes. Josa l1I Tl ViIianW Wizard, Dr. w Il.
Refreshments IIri"iu' ote4l9ah willard.
Minnie Minnie Willard, Mrs. DR.. Barnes. A r.
'I PIi5on iHetDert Wilcox.
Miss iGe' + N K", "a, H. Johnson Miss Spencer,
Music, Miss W1vman
GUESTS.
:, MIS-. Charles A. Silver, BROOKLYN. N. Y.
ME- Mr.. ana Io Mrs; Geo. Wilcox, Summit, n. J.,
cock. FdWar III ui " leon Mrs II. o. Hitch
Charles Wheeler Miss 6a halam 9az Mich
Wheeler. Mrs, T,am SS D"u P MIS- Daniel
Mrs lie Leonard IaIde WIc,ovN New York Mr. and
Lewis NJ. Silver, New " Td LIulT mo MO pr
son, William johnson, Mr. and MS Mrs. ST Gan
H. 1,,i gjoln nS3, Miss Natalie Johnson. Miss
Franz Franca w llcoTI Brooklyn, n: y; Miss
MIR. and Mrs. H9m UdTt cambridge nnont Mass;
Conant Provida%nn lii'2 u Iohant Miss May
MISS mis- annette annette Edgell, Oxford; Herbert VII,
Cambridne '' Mas s - MIS- MIS- LqciuS Hubbard,
Passaic y. j.: Miss F dISs W Mer[Gi wizard
tonville, Mass Miss Thayer " BoStnn ~ N Nay
MISS IS, Minnie Willard, Brooklyn, n. i.
Inc work of following out the
strings was begun by nearly thirty of
Ihe younger guests and occupied near
ly an hour. AT the end of each string
nnmherS l woro ana several OF these
n,nro ", wese entltled TO prizes of
na Uv o ~ l1ss hc'lllous value. The COM
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1892-08-26
MRS. HARRISON'S FRIEND.
Mrs. Anna E. Lowers Good Advice to
the Presidents Wife

Men and women of high reputation frank
ly tell their friends in these hot, muggy, de-
ing remedy, Paine's celery compound, the
discovery of the eminent Prof. Phelps of
Dartmouth.
The compound did somuch for Mrs Anna
E. Lower of Minneapolis that she recon-
mended it to her friend. Mrs. Harrison, the
wife of the president Mrs. Lower says:
II take Paine's celery compound every
summer. for otherwise am generally weak
and debilitated during the warm weather,
and this medicine makes me stronger In
fact do not feel like the same person while
taking it."
Many well known people in Bradford are
always ready to speak in praise of this scien-
tific preparation. They were worn, weak
ly by the use of Paine'S celery compound.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1892-08-26
Deafness Can't Be Cured

by local applications, as they cannot reach
the diseased portion of the ear. There is
only one way to cure deafness, and that is
by constitutional remedies. Deafness is
caused by an infiamed condition of the mu-
cOus lining of the Eustachian tube. When
this tube gets infiamed you have a rumbling
sound or imperfect hearing, and when it is
entirely closed, deafness is the result, and
unless the Inflammation can be taken out
and this tube restored to its normal condi-
ton, hearing will be destroyed forever;
nine cases out of ten are caused by eatarrh
which is nothing but an inflamed condition
of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case of deafness (caused by catarrh)
that we cannot cure by taking Halls Ca
tarTh Cure. Send for circulars, free.
+. j. CHENEY q Co., Toledo, O.
Sold by druggists, 75c. G "a
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Warren.

The shower on Friday night washed
the roads very badly.
Mrs. Goodrich returned home from
Newport, r. l., feeling much better
than when she went away. Mamie re-
turned home Monday after two weeks
stay at the beach.
Quite a number attended the funeral
of E. F. Mann at Woodsville Sunday.
Several of the boys, and some of
them were old enough to know better,
assaulted the house of Chas. Davis on
Ore Hill, two were arranged and got
their just deserts in way of fine.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1892-08-26
Good Looks,

Good looks are more than skin deep, de-
pending upon healthy condition of all the
vital organs. If the liver be inactive, you
have a bilious look, if your stomach be
disordered you have dyspeptic look and
if your kidneys be effected you have a
pinched look. Secure good health and you
will have good looks. Electric Btters is
the great Alternative and Tonic, acts directly
on these organs. Cures pimples, blOtcheS,
boils and gives good complexion. Sold at
A. T. CLARKE's Drug store, SOC. per bottle.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1892-08-26
A Reasonable Deduction,

Ponsonby-Precious stones now being
discovered are named after their discov-
erers-Hiddenite after Hidden, Thomp-
sonite after Thompson, and so on.
Popinjay-If a man named Israel
found a stone 1 presume it would be
called Israelite?-Jewelers' Circular.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1892-08-26

New Nurse-Pm goin to leave when
me week is up, mum.
Mistress-Dear mel What's the mat
ter?
New Nurse-Please, mum, your chill
drens is just gettin the measles, an all
the other nurses cuts me dead.-New
York Weekly.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1892-08-26
Coughing Leads to Consumption.
Kemp'S RasaM will stop the cough at one
The Eagle Scream $.

WASHINGTON, Aug 22-The president,
late Saturday evening, issued a retaliation
proclamation, quoting the act of congress
on the subject. for Canada's action in
discriminating ON canal tolls against
American vessels
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1892-08-26
President Baker Resigns.

CHICAGO, aug. l9.-The local board of
the Worlds fair directors have received
from President Baker, who is in England,
his resignation of the office of president
of the Worlds Columbian exposition.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1892-08-26
A Generous Firm.

We are informed that the proprietors
Messrs. A. p. Ordway & Co., recently sent
hree dozen of their reliable medicine, Sui
phur Btters, to the Catholic Home for the
Aged, which is highly appreciated by the
directors and inmates, "As We SOW so shall
We reap."-EditOr Catholic linton.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1892-08-26

Cause Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sick Headache, Rum
ming Sores, Pmples Bols Carbuncles and all diseases
OF the skin You can thoroughly cleanse the blood Of
all impurities and kill all germs Of disease by the
of DR.. David Kennedys Favorite Remedy, made at
Rondout N. Y. 1t is recommended and endorsed by
he medical profession.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1892-08-26
Davitt Pleads for Morley.

NEWCASTLE, Aug. 22.-Michael Davitt,
in speech here, said that he could not
answer for the Irish votes on labor ques-
tions if John Morley should be rejected in
the coming election.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1892-08-26

We make "the kind that cures"
We guarantee it. We refund the
money il not benefited; Can we do
more f-DANA SARsAPARILLA Co.
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Notice

Is hereby given that application will be
made to the next Legislature of the state Of
Vermont to charter a savings Bank and
Trust Company to be located az Wells
River Village. Vermont
Aug. 22d, 1892. "A
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1892-08-26
Gained II lbs. in Two Weeks.

Mr.. Peter Owens, of Greenbush, N. Y, one OF
the best known engineers ON the II. r. R. R.,
writes. A few years ago l was taken sick.
My trouble was general debility. pain in the back
binding sick headache, and dyspepsia. lost
flesh daily and had no appetite consulted my
physician, took his medicine but grew worse.
At this critical time tried
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1892-08-26
Notice

Is hereby given that application will be
made to the next Legislature of the state of
Vermont to charter Savings Bank at
Wells River Village. Vt.
Aug. 22d, 1892. A
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1892-08-26
DR.. DAVID KENkEDY's
FAvORlTE RENE

From the very first bottle began 10 grow bet
ter, my appetite returned and for the first two
weeks gained over pound a day.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1892-08-26
Born.

In Topsham August 18th, daughter to
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Leet.
In Bradford, Aug. 22d, a daughter to Mr..
and Mrs. Charles Robertson.
In Bradford, August 23d, to Mr.. and Mrs.
G.. II. Brooks, a son.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1892-08-26
EYE, ADAM, TooTHPicK, APPLE.

Eye ADAM lOOlhFlIkJ AffLE.
1t happened on a summer eve,
When Adams work was done,
He took a toothpick in his hand
And had a lot Of fun.
A small boy then an apple brought
And Adam did partake,
When suddenly he felt pang
Which made his young heart quake.
He grasped his friendly toothpick then
Like warrior brave and bold
Right calamity he used it, too,
Though wind blew keen and cold,
The small boy seeing Adam there
Did then his arms unfold
And scampenng round the corner fast,
Cried, Adam, you are sold"
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1892-08-26
Married..

In LittletOn, Iowa, June Both, Mr.. j. G.
Baldwin of Jessup, to Miss Addie L. Bald
win, daughter of c. c. p. Baldwin, former
ly of Bradford.
In Norwich, August IL, by Rev. II. r.
Nichols, Mr.. Frank w. Brown and Mis- IS
ldella NJ. Ackerson, both of Norwich.
The united opinion. [volume] (Bradford, Vt.) 1881-1970, 1892-08-26
JACK AND jill.

Jack, o Jack, where are thouf
Tell, o tell me, how
To write out my little line,
So twill be quite neat and fine
II you'll come and give me help
will love your noble self,
Mrs. Keller.
H. c. Il.
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DEsDEMoNA, oTHELlo, FISH. KNIFE, Pillow.

DEsDEMoNA, OTHELLo, FISH. KNIFE, Pillow.
Othello was knight so bold,
Who lived in the good old days
When men were brave
And women we're fair.
But he was a moor,
And dark was his hair,
While the girl he loved was fan
He told her tales Of his deeds so brave
And won her warmes I love away
But with pillow and fsh-knife ne ended her life.
And that was the end Of Desdemonas earthly strife
Mary Eyva Henry.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-22

gage known in the history of modern
finance. This he is reported to have
got. There was a day when Mr.. VII
LARD might have been King of st. Paul
if he had cared for the crown. Our local
industries were somewhat depressed
then. and real estate values were little
unsteady. But some one went East,
saw the Northern Pacific magnate,
and posted back with the crafty
ing Intelligence that he was going to
make us visit and make the fortunes
of all Of us at the same time. Things
stitfened up wonderfully at once, and
the tables were laid for banquet-at
which he might tell what he would do
for ST. Paul. The banquet was great
success. and every one came away very
happy after hearing Mr.. WILLARD speak
most favorably of our local climate. 1t
was very nice in him to do this. He
may get into Mr.. CLEVELAND cabinet,
but he can never be king of this city.
This is not because he is not Just as
popular here as he was before he made
his speech on the weather at the Ryan.
But the Office of king of st. Paul is
filed. This is the job which FRED
ERICK p. WRIGHT is holding down by
the will of the sovereign people.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-22
CONNECTICUT.

The Republican party has stolen every
office in the government, at various
times. from the presidency down; but
Connecticut still remains the scene or
its most outrageous thieyery. The Re
publican gerrymander in that state
gives the small country districts the same
legislative representation as the popu-
louS city districts. with the result that
while the state has been Democratic on
the popular vote in every election save
one since 1872, it has never in all that
time sent Democratic senator to wash
ington. Moreover, the provision that
gubprnatorial candidate must receive
majority of all the votes caSt-a piufai-
ity not suf1icing-In order to be elected,
has frequently thrown the election into
the legislature, with the inVariable
result that the Democratic candidate
although receiving plurality OF the
popular vote. is turned down, and the
Republican minority candidate seated
In 1890 the robbers went even farther
than this they held the governorshlp
for BUI.KELEY, who had not even been
candidate tor reelection, and prevented
the Inauguration of Gov. MORRIS. who
had received a plurality of 1851 votes
over the Republican candidate, and an
actual majority of 26S over all other
candidates. The popular Indignation
at this outrageous proceeding has mani
tested itself this year i'll the sec
ond election of Gov, MORRIS by a
plurality of 5000 and majority
of nearly 1000. 1t is difficult to
steal a state in the face of such a ma
iority as this, but practice makes per-
feet, and Connecticut Republicans have
had twenty years of constant practice
at state stealing. 1t is, the refore. with
no great degree of confidence that the
country looks forward to the final vindi-
cation of majority rights in Connecticut
through the Inauguration of Gov. NOR
RIs. Meanwhile, it is interesting to
note that the force bill was originally
sponsored and most perSlstently pushed
by New England's Republican repre-
sentatives in congress, and that New
England has continually provided the
loudest Republican protests against al
legged Bourbon suppression of popular
rights in the South.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-22
This Is the Last Agitation
Among the Settling Jay
haWkeps.
Republicans in the Western
Half of the State
Favor It.
And Democrats in the East.
ern Half Pleased With the
Scheme.
Mr.. Cleveland May Pass the
Winter Months in North
Carolina.

TOPEKA, Kan, Nov. 21.-The agita-
ton of new question is now stirring
political circles. 1t is the division Of
the state into two equal parts. The
question has been going on ever since
election, and now the newspapers have
taken it up and are arguing it with
more or less vehemence. The Repub-
licanS of the west half of the state favor
the proposition, for that section of the
state Is strongly Republican, while those
of the east oppose it. because the
division would make that half anti
Republican. The Democrats gener-
ally favor the division for the
reason that i'll the event or death of the
Peoples party they would be in control
OF the eastern hall, where all the large
cities are located, and where their ma
jorities are. Aside from political rea-
sons, there are many good grounds for
the division. The two halves of the state
have entirely dissimilar interests. The
eastern half is metropolitan and largely
interested in manufacturing interests,
while the western half is wholly
given up to agriculture. The climate
OF the two regions is differ
ent and their people are separate
classes. Finally, each half is dissatisfied
with the other on political and business
grounds, and can never live in harmony
with one another. 1t is probable that
steps may be taken this winter to secure
the division of the state.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-22
THE TRUE REMEDY,

The official declaration that the Home
stead strike is failure will probably be
found to have put period to one epoch
of industrial progress in America. The
strike is not the true remedy for
labor's grievances. This is the les
son taught often before, ard now
emphatically punctuated by the failure
of the great strike in the CARNEGIE
mills. In future the labor unions will
probe every other avenue Of relief be-
fore they resort to the strike. They
realize that organized labor cannot
fight capital and unorganized labor
while the latter have the majesty of the
law at their back. The ballot box is the
only remedy. The law must be enlisted
on labor's side, or, rather, on the side of
equal and exact justice between labor
and capital. Ii there are wrongs-and
wrongs there undoubtedly are on both
BldeS-they cannot be righted by illega
coercion and physical force. They
must be approached through the
tedious but safe and sure process of
remedial legislation. State boards OF
arbitration, with full power to settle dis.
putes which endanger the public peace
and welfare, would be both constitu-
tiOnal and effective. Abuses of this mn
usual power would, of course, occa-
sionally occur, but they could in turn be
corrected through the ballot box. AT
any rate, it is evident that strikes, how
ever they terminate, must always be a
failure in that they occasion inevitable
loss to both sides, besides jeopardizing
connecting interests and detracting from
what Mr. CLEVELAND aptly calls "the
general fund of prosperity"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-22
CAMPAIGN FUNDS.

An appeal from Chairman CARTER.
of the Republican national committee.
has found its way into print. He wants
S225,0OO to meet deficit of that size
which exists in the Republican cam
pagn fund. Perhaps he might get some
subscriptions if he would take the pub
lie into his confidence and tell them to
what uses the enormous sums he had
under his control were put. The public
would pay something for this informa-
ton.
But here is that which will never be
known any more than will the avenues
along which the campaign fund OF the
Minnesota Republican state central COM
mittee was diSbursed this year. The
Democracy has offered to throw its
books open to general inspection, and
account for every dollar it received, if
the Republicans will do the same thing.
Butthe Republicans have declined the
challenge. Chairman JAMESON says that
the proposition is absurd.
But. if it is absurd, why not do it? 1t
is the part of the patriotic to amuse the
dear people. This really is no excuse.
The only excuse the Republicans can
have for their refusal is that some OF
their expenditures were not legitimate.
The GLOBE hopes that the next legiSla-
ture will pass a corrupt practice act,
making the completest publicity in
these matters imperative. We have
need of such law in Minnesota.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-22
RAGLEY,S CASE

= The exploit of GEORGE I. BAGLEY,
the United States express messenger,
Friday morning last, shows the fallacy
of good deal of contemporary romano
ing. People often comment on human
honesty when they compare the num-
Der of opportunities men have for en-
beZZlement with the number of embez-
Elements which are actually committed.
But it requires something more than an
opportunity and dishonest nature to
carry through scheme of robbery. 1t
requires nerve. BAGIEY stole S1OO. 900,
and then was so frightened by his
achievement that he put it all carefully
away except $40, to pay his cur
rent expenses. Having done this, he
gave himself up to the police and vol
unfairly disclosed his booty's hiding
place. Petty thievery is an accomplish:
ment to which many people are equal.
Plenty of clerks are on to devices cal
culated to beat the cash register. But
to steal on a big scale and boldly, and
then to stand up Stoutly and bluff the
crime through to the end, is another
thing. 1t demands the spirit of a
medieval highwayman, and s4O-a-
month gentlemen like BAGLEY lack
this. Hundreds of men carry on their
souls the guilt Of wishing that they had
the courage to be dishonest. In their
case timidity conquers opportunity and
desire.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-22
AN UNUSUAL SPECTACLE.
A Democrat May Be Elected
Speaker of the Kansas House.


Speaker of the Kansas House.
TOPEKA, Kan. Nov. 21.-The spec
tacle of Democrat in the speakers
chair of the Kansas Legislature is not an
imprObabllity. There will be but three
Democrats in the body. and they will
hold the balance of power. 1t is semi
officially announced here the Demo-
cratic candidate will open headquarters
in day or two and make the race for
speaker. His name is Joseph RoSen-
thai, and he is a banker at Santa Fe,
Haskell county. A dicker with the Re-
publican bosses is reported, by the terms
of which ROSenthal proposes to help
them organize the house. He thinks
that the contest can be made success
fully. This would mean Republican
successor to Senator Perkins. Rosen-
thai opposed fusion.
Official returns show that the Kansas
legislature on the day Of its organiza
tiOn will stand as follows: Senate, PeO-
pies party, %; Republicans, 10. House,
Republicans. 62; Peoples party, So;
Democrats, 3: Observation-Disclosures
Peoples. l. 1t requires siXty-three votes
to organize the house. The Republicans
are one short of a majority and the
requests HNe. Inc three Democrats
belong to the straight Democratic fac
ton and it is expected they will act
with the Republicans on organization.
If they do the Republican candidate
from the Third district will be seated.
IhiS will give the Republicans major
ity of eight in the house and the Popu-
lists ten in the senate. Several contests
have been made by Republican candi-
dates for the house, so that it is prob
able that the Republicans will have a
clear majority on joint ballotif they sue
coed in organizing the house.