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The state chronicle., 1892-12-13
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The state chronicle., 1892-12-13

No makes con eetion at Rocky Mount
with Il W Train No. q tor all points
South, and No. 70 train for all points North.
No r3 makes connection at Rocky Mount
with W. & w. Train No. q for all points
South
Train No 1n3 connects at Hobgood with
train on Scotland Neck Branch. W & W. Il. b.
for Greenvi lie, Plymouth ard Kineton
JR KENLv.
General Forwarding Agent.
T, M EMER ON,
General Freight and Passenger Agent.
g, n. SERPELL.
General MAnaeAr.
The state chronicle., 1892-12-13
T YNCHBURG & DURHAM r. r.

T YNCHBURG & DURHAM R. R.
SHORT LINE TO NORTH AND WEST.
Trains leave Durham as follows:
No. 22. Local, e. O. .d............. 20 q. m
No. 3. Mail and Express, ....... $50 p. N.
NO, IL, Mixed -...o a. N
Arrive at Durham:
No l, Mail and Express. IL. 80 a. m
No. 81 Iaocal e. o. d. ........... $50 p. NJ
No II, Mixed ..............-.....7.3 .7.3O p. m
No connects at DurhaTa with Richmond
aud Danville trains fer Raleigh and points
South at Denniston Junction with Allan
tic and Danville trains from Danville.
No. 2 Connects at Denniston Junction
with Atlantic and Danville trains for
Oanville
Close connection made at Lynchburg
with Richmond ard Danville, Chesapeake
and Ohio, and Norfolk and Western rail-
roads. TO and from all points North and
East, West and South west
The shortest and most direct line to au
points North and West.
For information apply to
R.C. STANARD, Acting Supt:,
Lynchburg, Va
The state chronicle., 1892-12-13
Seaboard Airline Railroad,

Between Atlanta, Athens, Charlotte
Hamlet, Fayetteville. 6aleigh and Ports
mouth. Richmond, Washington, Balti
more. Philadelphia and New York.
The state chronicle., 1892-12-13

Simmons Liver Regulator cures
general debility and will give you a
new lease on life
The state chronicle., 1892-12-13
New Discovery Z Accident

In compounding q solution a part acc1deutly
spilled on the hand and on washing afterwa ard Il
discovered that the hair WAS completely removed.
We at once put this wonderful preparation Oh the
market and 30 great has been the demand that We
are now introducing II throughout the world under
the name OF Queens Anti-Hairine,
TT Is PERFECTLY HARMLESS AND
so SIMPLE ANY CT LID CAN USE IT.
The state chronicle., 1892-12-13

Chronic Aophy the
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-01-03
OUR QUERY BOX.

I"q.-Kid gloves are not kid at all, but are
made of lamb skin,
N. A.-According to superstition, January Is
is an unlucky day.
Martha. To dream of roses is always a happy
omen.
No6S.-It is estimated that in the United
States 80 per cent. of the males fail to reach
the age OF twenty.
CoaL-1he deepest coal mine in the world is
said to be in Belgium, 3542 feet.
Young Lady.-A simple and effective way to
prevent scars from burn is said TO consist in
rubbing the new skin several times day with
good sweet oil.
F.-Round fnger-nails are said to be sign
that their possessor is hasty, good.natured and
very forgiving.
Theatre. gives both par-kay and
par-ket as correct pronunciations
QHe@1o@er.-The diamond is not the most pre-
cious stone fine ruby of one carat is worth
$3.50, sapphire 1900, and q diamond $3.50
Shot-The amount of powder used to charge
the British ton gun is $50 pounds
Il. II. W.-Renaissance means born again, {"
or new birth
James. was professor of modern
languages at Harvard in 1886. Charles Sumner
was lecturing in the law school there at the
sane time
ChaS. Dun.-We have seen it stated that the
sun never sets on the soil of the United States
When it is o'clock p M at Altoo island
Alaska, it Is 9:36 O'Clock on the eastern coast of
Maine
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-01-03

BALTIMORE MINISTER'S, hackmen, under
takers and grave-diggers have united in
the expression of the opinion that there
should be no more Sunday funerals in that
city, except in cases of the utmost urgency.
The Ministerial Union the other day
passed resolution declining to conduct
funerals on the Sabbath. A letter was
read from Vicar General McCoLGAN ex-
pressing his hearty sympathy with the
movement. This is reform which is
likely to spread and become general,
especially in the large cities. The objec-
tons are that the undertaking business is
crowded too much into one day, and that
ministers cannot spare the time from their
usual Sabbath duties to attend burials on
that day. Parties contemplating dying
will, therefore, please select dates not in
conflict with these considerations.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-01-03
SUNDAY SAYINGS.
The right kind of smile never hurts nra,

The right kind of smile never hurts PRAYER
meeting. RAMS Horn.
Shade of Mugwump-I move for an inyestiga-
tion OF st. Peters department Michael-Why?
shade OF Mugwump-I see so many people here
who 1 made up my mind when on earth
shouldn't get i'm 7. Herald.
Mrs. Wangle-I have just returned from a
visit to that poor family that our dear good
minister is so much interested in. Waugle-I
shouldn't think your dear, good minister would
call on them himself. Mrs. Wange-How can
ne, the poor man? He is over in EUROPE
Brooklyn Life
us it your opinion" said the theological pro-
lessor that the part of the parable which
represents the prodigal son as feeding among
swine Is to be taken literally?' Perhaps not, ="
the thoughtful young man replied; maybe it is
reference to the meals he ate at a railway
lunch-counter. Washington Star
The Rev. Billy Frazier, of Boston, who Quit
the ring TO preach the gospel several years ago.
has returned to his first love. He wants to
hght any l3S-pound man in America If he
cannot hight any better than he preached he
Will soon be again on the lookout for a soft lob.
Mr.. w. Harlowe, the Missouri Pacific engi-
neer, preached at Rich Bill last Sunday on the
Gospel Train" He said that the train stopped
at Judgment Gate, where the sleeper is IN
coupled and flying switch made for perdition;
passengers who are all right go on to Glorifica-
ton Depot.
A western minister who is not always so
careful as he ought TO be in making his preach
ing and practice 90 together, was lately telling
some friends story of adventure. 1t was a
large story, AID the minister's little ten-year-
ola girl was listening TO il very intentlV When
he finished she fastened her eyes upon her faith
ers face and said very gravely: Is that true, or
are you preaching now, papa:'
She sat before me all the service through,
And looked so sanity. gentle, fair ana good,
'Twould make one better just to watch her
face
'Twould change the very sinner from his
mood
listened all enraptured TO the words
The preacher spoke. l saw her eyes were
wet,
The sermon was an eloquent appeal,
The extraordinarily quite forget
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-01-03

ONE HAS to smile when reading the tele-
graphic accounts of the trouble along the
Mexican border. A miserable bandit with
out money and with no following save such
stragglers as rally to his standard from
the ranches on either side of the Rio
Grande, seems to be shaking the
mightiest two republics of the earth
to the very centre. 1t is doubted that
at any time since CARA began opera
tons his entire force has reached hun
dred men, and on several of his raids he
was accompanied by not more than a score
of followers; and yet we find him putting
the army of northern Mexico into distress
and worrying the United States troops
who are patroling the border. 1t is all
very funny, so much so that it is ludicrous.
Fifty American cowboys would soon put a
quietus upon CARA and mis- bandits.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-01-03

Of their own but of Others transgression-
the SIZES OF the father visited upon the child
rem, ignorant transgression punished
With merciless severity, lifelong pain and
suffering, and misery of soul and body in
CURED through no conscious faults all
this for some ephemeral and far off benefit
to short-lived race drifting onward to
mai extinction on cooling planet? And
shall there be no compensation to the indi-
vldual! No hereafter where the patient
sufferers of earth's inqusition and ma
lures pitiless reprisals may look back
through the vista of years and see unfold
before their glad eyes a vast plan of
wisdom Infinite, of righteous justice, of
goodness and mercy, may rejoice in suffer
ings past, as they trace the influence of
their suffering lives, and begin to under
stand at last their share in the wondrous
plan, and look forward with glowing an
tlclpation to continued cooperation and
loving seryice,''
In this pas sage MIR. DU BoIs touches
point of argument that is worthy of all
applause. 1t is the argument of many
VINO think it proper to sheer at reli-
gion and the hopes it holds
out to men, to say, Look
at the misery, the poverty, the wretched-
ness, the pain and sorrow that exist in this
world, and then tell me If an infinitely
wise, merciful and loving COP stands back
or this universe wherein such things exist.
The questiona is claptrap; it is scarcely
worthy OF serious consideration Instead
Oh being, as it is so frequently supposed to
be, an unanswerable argument against
GODS existence it is only one of the many
things which leads the mind to see the
necessity of the existence of COP and
! future LIE for man, that there may be an
intelligence that has taken cognizance of
the struggles and sorrows Of man in mortal
life, and that has power to reward him for
his sufferings, and future life for man in
which he may have chance and opportu-
nifty to reap ample reward for his suffer
ings, and efforts to rise to that which is
higher and better.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-01-03
A QUEER DIVORCE SUIT.

man in the state of Washington, having
read of the facility of getting divorces in
Chicago and South Dakota, probably sup
posed that this was feature of life in the
Tar west, and so sued for separation on the
ground that his wife refused to put poul-
tlce on his carbuncle, situated between his
shoulder blades. The answer to the hus-
bands petition has not been filed 1t NAV
be supposed the wife's counsel will DENY
Tor her that he ever had carbuncle. or
that if he had 1t was located where he
could reach it himself: that she had al
ways demeaned herself as true wife, etc. ::
and for cross bill AYERS, declares. de-
poses and says that said carbuncle was an
offensive eruption of shameful origin
even an approach to which was impossible
for person of delicate sensbilities-wind-
ing up with petition for divorce and ali
mony on her own behalf.
Perhaps few things are more calculated
to break up the peace of a family than car
buncles. Even JOBS wife got tired of her
husbands going about the house plastered
all over with poultices and salves, and ad-
Vised him to curse GoD ana die" A jury
In divorce case based upon such COM
plant as the one made by the Washington
man Will always be in danger of hanging,
by reason of the difficulty of deciding
where sympathy would be best bestowed
whether upon the husband or the wife.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-01-03

nate demands from an ever dissolving
kitchen cabinet, and from two, three, or
four occupants Of her nursery" They
have been collected and are now repub-
lished in hand ONE volume. The title
tells their character
SyBIL BRoTHERToN A novel By Mrs E.,
d. Z. N. Southworth. Philadelphia: T. B.
Peterson & Brothers. Price, 25cts.
In this story Mrs. Southworth goes into
the subject of, Is Divorce Sanctioned! and
proceeds to answer the question through a
fairly entertaining story.
THE PERFECT READY REcKoNER is the
title OF little volume for the vest pocket,
which will be found useful by the trades,
farmer and mechanic. 1t coz tains numer-
Gus tables for measurements, weights, in
terest, wages, etc, and is literally cram
med full of information, which the ordi-
nary person canno. command at all times.
For sale by c. H. Parsons,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-01-03

The NEUROLOGY of the year 1921 includes.
among American politicians, the names of
HANNIBAL HAMLIN, Senators PLUMB. Wu-
SON and HEARST, ex-Senators PoMERoy of
Kansas, and MCDONALD, of Indiana: AMONG
the literary personages, GEORGE BANCROFT
BENJAMIN j. LOSING and JAMES PARrov
historians; LOWELL and ALBERT prrp
poets; ALEXANDER WINcHELL, geologlst !:
and DR.. Joseph LuDY, an eminent writer
On natural history. The dramatic worlds
losses were in the death of LAWRENCE BAR
RETT, WILLIAM j. FAoRENCE and j. K.
EMMETT. OF distinguished American SOL
diers, we mourn the death of "JoEn JOHN
stone and William L. SHERMAN. The lyric
stage has lost EMMA ABBOTT and the enter
tainment world that greatest Of showmen.
p. 7. BARSUM.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-01-03

t Mrs. President HARRISON has ordered
and received a new set of go pieces of
HAvILAND chinaware for the White House,
decorated with pictures of spread eagle,
corn in the tassel, fortyfour gold stars, the
United States coat of arms, and "E. Pluri-
bus Unum' In raised letters, and Harrison
1922 in gilt This crockery will be used
for state dinners, and if it doesn't scare the
everlasting appetite out of the representa-
tlves of the effete monarchies of the old
world, Mr.. HAv1LAND should be required
to make another set with picture, in each
piece, of Brother JONATHAN with brass
buttons all over him, stripes down his
breeches and grandfather's hat on.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-01-03
THE GARD0 RENTED.
The Kelley Institute VIII Occupy the
Building.

Building.
The Kelley institute is now an estab-
hshed fact in Salt Lake, and just how big a
thing 1t is may, be realized from the fact
that its officers yesterday rented the Gardo
house as temporary hospital or city house,
while the new buildings at Becks hot
springs are in course of construction. The
rental figure was not learned, but Mr.. Nc
Cartney said last evening that the matter
was all fixed and only needed the sanction
OF the court before the company entered
upon the possession of the premises.
Mr. Mccartney stated TO a HERALD re
porter last evening that the company pro
posed to retain ali the old help around the
Garoo and to maintain the house so that
there would be 10 possible offense to the
church authorities. who recently vacated
1t. Indeed Mr.. Mccartney had a converse
uon with the presidency of the church and
tod The latter that he believed ultimately
the Gardo would come back into their pos
session, AMI that while the Kelley com
pany mad possession it would see that the
reputation OF the premises be kept up to as
hlgh standard as it mad ever been. He
says that the church officials gave the
heeley company their best wishes for the
success OF its noble and notable mission in
behalf of inebriates.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-01-03
CONSIDERATION FOR JURIES.

In the now celebrated GRAVES murder
case In Denver, the other day, when Judge
FREEMAN was summing up for the defense,
and telling funny story, one of the jurors
bluntly interrupted. and asked him to
kindly contine himself to the law and the
facts, as the jury had tired of hearing anec-
dotes. OF course this produced great COM
motion, In the midst of which the court had
to adjourn.
Juries in our courts are models of pa
tlence and endurance. Few men care to
perform duty of this kind, their occupations
forbidding the expenditure of time neces-
sary under the prevailing system. Many
take their seats in the box from a sense of
obligation as citizens, but mentally pro-
testing against the slow process of
the law, the unnecessary prolong-
ing Of testimony, the 5rowbesting
OF witnesses, the frequent wordy
combats between counsel and the bench,
and the interminable haranguing of the
lawyers at the close, or at what should be
the close, of the case. They see the badger
ing of one another by the opposing attor-
neys, and hear the bandying of language
that elsewhere would cause personal rem
countries, knowing that it is "all in the
play" They know that the greater part
OF the speaking in the case is done by the
lawyers, not to convince, persuade or even
delude the jury, but to satisfy their clients
they are earning their fees. Often the
iurymen are locked up together over night
In 1H-Ventilated rooms reeking with foul
odors, forbidden to read the newspapers or
even to communicate with their families.
1t is no wonder that they become fatgued,
and feel like bursting from their tyrannous
oondage-no wonder they want to call a
halt upon the long winded bursts of mis-
called eloquence and irrelevant anecdotes
OF the almost barren limbs of the law.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-01-03

HE INTERSTATE commission, in declar-
Ing the illegality of free railroad passes,
restricts the present application of the de-
clslon to state officials, members of Con-
gress, etc., but sensibly withholds judg.
ment as to hotel proprietors, ice men, milk
dealers and gentlemen of the press. The
latter favored classes may cock their heels
up on the plush seats of the railroad
coaches, whilst the first named are turned
out with the tramps to count ties or steal
rides on the axles of the freight cars. But
why should the spirit of mortals be proud?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-01-03

IN THE contest for PLUMB's senatorial
seat PERKINS had the organization. He
wrote letters and kilograms to his lieuten-
ants as soon as PLUMB's death became
known, urging action in getting his name
before Governor HUMPHREY. These were
followed by deleg ates from the Sixth dis
trict of Kansas where PERKINS lives wben
in the state. Not long ago Judge p. was
denouncing the governor as weak-kpeed
and wamby-pamby. HUMPHREY doesn't
like that sort of thing and took an
effective way to put stop &c it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-01-03

The ASSOCIATED Press dispatches daily
contain more foreign news than the Lon
don papers. The circumstance of the Pope
taking walk in the Vatican gardens, that
Sir THOMAS BROOKE is HARTINGToN's own
choice for the Rosedale seat in the British
parliament, that there is a vacancy in the
governorship of Windsor Castle. that the
Queen gave some beef and coal to needy
servants, that King LEOPOLD has cold,
and much more of the same sort was cabled
yesterday to these parts. This shows the
minute and far-reaching character of our
Geographic service.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-01-03

further important in that it drives into re-
tirement and obscurity the crank THAYER.
of whom even Nebraska Republicans are
heartily ashamed.
Governor BoYD's term will expire next
January, his successor being elected in
November of this year.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-01-03

The HERALD hopes FORAKER will not
succeed In his efforts to be elected Senator
from Ohio, but the part the Washington
administration is taking in the premises.
by permitting number of government
employees to take part in the canvass in
behalf OF SHERMAN, is disgraceful.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-01-03

That HIGH eulogism of INGALLS,, on
PLUMB, though he said no good thing of
him which was not deserved, was as an
'1ridescent dream" when it came to Gov
ernor HUMPHREYS passing upon INGALLS,,
claim for the senatorship of Kansas
Crocodile tears are too volatile to irrjpate
the soil OF politics.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-01-03
TO THE DEMOCRATIC MEMBERS ELECT
OF THE UTAH LEGISLATURE.

GENTLKMEN-in order to facilitate the
organization and business of both branches
OF the legislature the Democratic members
Of each branch are hereby requested to be
In attendance al a caucus at the city hall al
Salt Lake city, at 2:SO pm, on Saturday,
January 9, 1892, for the purpose of trans
acting such business as in the judgment Of
the members may be deemed necessary and
proper.
". H. kISG, of the Council,
D. EVANS, of the Council,
Gro. ALLEN, of the House,
NATHANIEL MONTGOMERY,
OF the House.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-01-03
NDORSFMFNrS

BENSON j. LOSING, LII. D.
Historian: Like g Coacaye
Mirror it refects to a single
focus an epitome Of the essen
tisl elements of our national
history, showing clearly at .
glance the progress of the ma
ton from its infancy to it's
present period of maturity"
a. R. SPAFFoRD, Librarian
of Congress: "The work may
fairly be termed a breviary Of
American Politics"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-01-03

A MAN was heard to say yesterday he
was glad the snow was going, since as long
as 1t lasted it was standing reproach to
him for not taking his folks out sleigh
riding
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-01-03

The INAUGURAL ceremonies at Albany
when MIR. FLOWER was installed governor
Of New York were very simple, impressive
and appropriate. The new governor pro-
poses that the new administration be Judged
by its acts, rather than its promises.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-01-03

BELLE BmToN, or Lady CLANcARTY, who
had twins the other day, in strengthening
the future of the British peerage. made
assurance douhly sure.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-01-03

INDICATIONS FROM Columbus, O., are that
red lanterns and block signals will have to
be called into requisition to prevent rear
end collisions between the SHERMAN and
the FORAKER teams.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-01-03
Yesterdays Real Estate Transfers

John a. Groesbecl and wife to Helen
Croft, lot a., block 3, South Lawn adj
tlo9 1--.---------------------. ..------s 400
Melvin D. Cook to Mattie H. Liucicome.
/ Is In Garden City addition - 15O
-Ieorge e Hutchinson by marshal to Lib
erty h, Holden, part Of section 8. town
ship south, ram east 1O,5O7
Leila 5. Page ct al TO Thomas p Fairy.
part of lot TO- block T. plat A " est
Lake town plat so
Edward Z. Page ct ux to Thomas p,
~, FAIRY lots in CITY Par@ subdivision. go
district, Salt Lake county. block "A
Brighton addition TO Garden City, I
D. F. kerrer TO w. a. Terrier. lots in
r, Salt Lake View; 100
Henry Cox and wife to Joseph Henry Cox.
part OF lot 10, block 43. ten-acre plat A,
:, Big Field 49,. - 500
L; :. Bishop 10 S. w. Morrison. part OF
Total .759
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-01-03

WHEN Humphreys term as governor
expires he would like to go to Congress.
de lives in the Sixth district and so does
PERKINS. PERKINS has been in Congress
three terms. Sect
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-01-03

WITH few more diplomatic dinners and
expressions Of the most distinguished con-
sideratlon, we are disposed to think Chill
can ne coaxed into disposition to receive
Uncle SANS apologies.