New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-05-29

~ "'''' The Right Revd Bishop Of Massachusetts,
Boston, U. s. A.;
and that the letter, having been intrllsted 70 an
Intelligent carrier came bscN to .e poso.oe a. IN
thus Not found at the Palace Theatre The Listener
doubt whaeve that this b sST with s the Ss
fnfamy II Decentralization Transcript.
Though Zaccheus Goddard of East yassaiboro. Me-,
s more than eighty years OF ago. he IS still hustler
This spring lie has sowed nine acres OF gran planted
ave acres Of corn and half acre Of potatoes ~
his own hand except So so paid for help
HAVEN'T RECOVERED YET.
The British Premier he
IIas found tina, s, trade that's IA sm irsss
And he's not afraid TO say,
In bold defiant woy.yN
i""' Of course he's getting thumped
BIS mugwumps who are stumped
BY mention Of an innovation rash'
1t gives them all a pain;
They can my lord" insane,
But he doesn't seem to mind 1T in the least.
They roll their holy eyes
With air Of blank surprise
Al heresies affected by their priest:
Pit they do not seem 10 kho"
Since ev'ry S> spot 81 they step upon is creased.
They'd nngcr IL they could
Where formerly they stood,
So they are looking round
For other bit Of ground,
It's plain as day and night
They re in it out of sight.
INT consonime Is that In which they be-.
-(Detroit Tribune.
, bn,ou,lt with a.. 600 pieces in II, upon which
cooper,bnrg Penn woman had laborcd for years, was
sold the other day after her demise for 81 25 We
elm this item from one of our exchanges. Free
Traders who purpose to so upon the stump TINS fau
would do well to bear it in mind. Doesn't II 90 u
show that the country IS not prosperins under The
Mckinley bin Why, certnly
AND NOT IN THE PUBLIC STREETS.
do not mind these onstrous trains
That al the women wear
Nor that they raise such clouds Of dust
Do ! a copper care.
Blu, am vegy free to say
'Twould save them lots II rack
II only they would ,. run their trains
'P'' f' Boston Courier.
Ned Of Washington, was taking walk with las
anntic when they met General II. Ned nearing ms
ami. address the whitehaired army officer rs Gef.
er,l ron toward him. saying. When did you come
hack Tell me about It,. But the General passed on
with some pleasant word 10 tho child, who seemed
greatly disappointed. when questioned regarding his
desire 10 know something OF army life from General
II he exclaimed General HI | thought he was
General Grant and lie coud tell me all about Haven
Fully Prepared" Rufus" said the guest, are you
aware that n c0lorcd walter fell dead In New-lok
rcStanronf lust after he had received tip"
Ist's ali hight sub" answered Rufus 81 dun
got religion no moah'n TO- days ago"-(indianapohs
Journal.
Tho population Of Guatemala which. January l.
lssl WIS of i226. go. inhabitants, had increased 10
li7lo25 on the same date - 1891, according TO the
last Official census.
Remarkable -Dukane-Lnrimer is the most
courageous man know Of.
C,aswell-What's he donci Crossed traction car
- OH worse than that!'
Married widow with SIX children !"
We'll WHAT" -.
/ snw him with a straw hat this morning"
-(Pittsbnrg Chronicle.
Is the old feud between Chicago and 81. Louis
dying OUT A st. Louis poet has just written 20
ode TO chicago crl beginning:
20 vision sweet,
Whose dainty frct
seem scarce N touch the EARTH
There, fierce determined glitter shining from her
she's ripping all the carpets up and pulling things
she hos wrapped towel round her head and donned
her oldest gown. -.
For house cleaning must be finished, though the
Md her husband gazcs sadly nj her SCOT bcsprulcd
At her weird and awful costume she nies about
the place. !.
" Can this really be the angel that wed year aso'
indianapolis Journai
At Grccncastle Ind. there are two maple trees.
growing about fifteen feet apart. At the height OF
1r,y feet one Of Them makes a sharp angle. growing
sodiy into the other that their identity above that
point Is entirely lost.
\ Tale Of Two Idiots -" An. what insprtng
spectacle railway train isl" voclferated Mr. pro'ee.
"Untiiing notmngln exclaimed the frivolous per.
Il have often seen them stop completely
naggcd."- Indianapolis Journal.
Aunt Tabbv-John says In his letter that the
fraternity Of sigma Chi has been admitted TO faletoH.
Uncle Josh-wcll. guess we had better have that
boy come home. | don't want any Of mine to
go TO school with lot OF Chinese launfrymen.'
Fveyear.o!d Ress telling Of the medicine she had
took some compulslon OF cod liver OIL
Mrs Fansle-You mean emulsion. don't you. not
Bsss-wrll. I think thsre was some compulaor about
-(Dctroit Free Press.
Dr.. Kum-Iou are In too much Of . hurry 10 20
out .ly dear fellow. must keep you In check.
s,inrcus-Keep me IN checks eh Glad TO hear Il
I've been doing that for you long enough.
The religion OF people consists in set Of
notions.
IndecIslon has sent people to hell than murder
Birds with bright feathers do not always mako
There are so many people who are only pious in
some people win sell their souls very cheap for inn
mediate payment.
There nre who tire themselves almost to death
II takes more religion 10 make some men smls than
L does make others shout
4 small boy never washes behind his 4 SSH
righteous man is a goo1 deal like him.
Tho world is full Of people who are always looking
Or Many vs SSn e whole c6abers Of goodness not
Horn.