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Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1892-03-03
Chamberlain,s Eye and Skin
Ointment.

Acertain cure for Chronic Sore Eyes,
letter, Salt Rheum, Scald Head. Old
Chronic Sores, Fever Sores, Eczema,
Itch, Prairie Scratches. Sore Nipples
and Piles. 1t is cooling and soothing.
Hundreds of cases have been cured by
it after all other treatment had failed
It is put up in IS and 80 cent boxes.
For Sale at Chalmers & McGruer's
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1892-03-03
U. S. Land Office,

U. S. Land Office,
Grand Forks N. D., Jan. 81, 1892.
Notice is hereby given that the following nam
ed settler has filed notice of his intention to make
final proof in support Of his claim, and
that said proof will be made before the clerk Of
the district court of Cavalier county, sta,e of
North Dakota at Langdon, on March Ii, 1892
viz: GEORGE COATES n G 1oaed 1''~'
for the VIZ swl4 nwL sw4 and Lot sec :, Twp..
100 n, II. 61w, Cavalier county, N D.
He names the following witnesses to prove his
said land, viz: ~
:, Thos J. Padden, William Derksen, James Yeo,.
William Matchett, all of Langdon, Cavalier CO..
N. u. 25-3O JAS ELTON, Register.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1892-03-03
TRAVELLING ALONE.

Il feel very uncomfortable about
letting you travel alone" said Mr..
A., as he put his spouse on the
north Ward-hOund TRAIN at q
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1892-09-15

zakazaf. DO Lattnio swoja pc.
wlnnosc uczyn'1a, tax samo
spiewall wszYscy przytomni
Vital Krolowo etc. Navel
muzyka grafa ma cmentarzu.
Tylko mowy pat.yotYczne ~
byiy zakazaue, DO ME mlel;-
scie. bra"ia. pozwolenia cd
w}adzy blskupiej.
III. - Posiaulec W koncu
n'e robii 2ad2ego zgiefku, DO
go tam ME bylo, nj tel ME
krzyczaf: - pollcemany etc.
TO mogfo sic tylko W MOI
gownlcy wrotnego pa1ryo,
ty, a Ia eX dratewka wyladz!
", = W. ks. Pauganls,
wzbraniajac wstaplauia W Cd
znakach do kosciola, ME u
czyn;f tego &c zemsty, lecz
tylko uczynil zadosyc swoim
obowiazkom, a ty bracle, sta.
wiasz go ma rownl z wrogiem
naszeJ oic2yznY. Cay ty wIesz,
co to Jest wr6g? Gdybys VIE
dzia,, zapewnebys takich ME.
dorzccznoscl ME plsaf. = Czy
sp. ks. Ehrenstrasser. klory
po kllka razy tax samo, ]ak
W. ks. Panganls tym razem,
soble postapjl. byf tak3e W
takim przypadku wrog'em ma
sze) ojczyzny? Is. PAnganls
ME gardzi herbami narolu
polskiego / umie takowe u
szanowac jake prawy Polak.
Prawlsz, bracle zacny, o u
legloscl Jwojei ku rZeczywl-
stym ~ ksiezom ZAP. Demb
skiemu) a wzgardzie Ku "a
przedancom j warchofom poll
tycznYm W ksiezych sLtan :
mach! = Me mnie przystoi "
tym przypadNu sad wvdaG =
racze] mechaj og6} iaskawie
osqdzi. =
Aieby ua ten rae konlec
trenom nowoc2esnego eremia.
SEA poEozyG, uasuwau mu
cho6 po czasle n,ysl oryg:na!
ma ! to: 1eze]l chciat posrzeb
2 wszelElemi cercmonlalni i
patryotl cznem! mowy widzie6.
natenczas m6giby byt 60 u
czyniG w hall narodowej. Tam
m6g1by byt wy]ewaG Icy Ofe-
ruszowe. kobiety mog(y5y re
zbolatych cd patryotyzmu pier
81, ieki zalc wynurzac! -.
Nam ]ednak to income pre-
konanie, ze zacna famllia sp.
Rewersklego mgdyby na to
ME zAzwolita.
Ma ten raz lyle, W prey
sZfoscl Wlecei.
z szacunklem
Andrzej Bogustaushi.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1892-09-15
I GRAND RAPIDS.
30go slerpnia.

stowanie oszczerstw i k}amstw
W Mr.. "a Zgody publ kowa.
nych, umiescl6.
Dokadze posuwasz SIC, dzi-
why czlowiecze, z przewrotne-
mi zasadami swojeml. Me
dose eli, lie W jaknaihanlebniej-
say sposob spotwarzyles JUL
po k1lka razy W plsmidiach
bezwyznaniowych nietylko Ia
dzi prywatnych, zacnych J
prawych Po~lakow -Katollk6w
ale tym razem posunales sic
W swolem zaslepeniu wyko!e-
ionego patryotyzmu tax dale
&c, 2e navel napadasz ma O.
sobe duchowna, bryzgaiac ia
]adem twe] cuchnacei truclzny.
Gays %pomyslaf sobie, De
czyn ten ujdzie ci tezkarnie!
Zapewne tax, ales sic CRU.
DO omyll}, DO ka3dy prawy
Polak Katolik, badz to kropi-
dlarz. badz tel narodowlec, u.
nosl sic sprawiedliwym guie-
wem ma twe1a bezczelaosc i
ks2dy 1 nlch zdemaskowafbY
Gle ma wstyd l pogarde spo-
feczenstwu polsklemu W Sta
mach Zjednoczonych. Pseudo
MIN tw6j nawet najm}odsze-
mu pokoleniu W Grand Ra-
plds jest znanym. ma prey
szlost vice moi przezacny
dratewko, podpisz sic wfasnem
uazwiskiem, albo, zdaie nj
sic, uczyuisz honorowiei, Be
bedziesz patrzat lep!ej swego
kopYta!
Wara profanom, DO kosclel-
nYch ustaw i praw sic ME
szaG, DO przys1owie ~powlada:
Kto sic W p!ewy wml4sza, to
60 swipie ziedza | TAX z
toba, p. J6zetie Dobrowolski,
nauadasy ma ks. Pangauisa.
htylko dla lego, 2e swa po-
wlpnos6 jake prawy kapian ],
podlegiy swej koscielnei VIA
Day spetnit. Kafasz go "
sposob na1n1egodziwszy, pr2y-
pisuiac mu nlesfYchane zbro-
dine
Nasamprz6d przystepu]e do
sprosto wanna kfamstw W Mr..
"a Zgody umieszczonych:
l. = W. ks. Panganis ma
kazem odje;la odzna6ow Tow.
Mar. Pol>>iemu bynajmnlei
ME pfagna| zgorszenia wywo-
lac, O co = posadzasz, lecz
spe}nit So o%bowiazeK Jako
kaptan / ll,bosacz parafii sw.
Wojciecha, odlug ustaw dye.
cezyalnych 2 kt6rych 5 %
brzml jak lstepu]e:
4 society not approued By
the Bishop. CON not be permitted
IN Church FEARING the regoha
of the assoc.ut1on upon occasion
of any religions ceremony:
W polskiem: "Towarzystwd
nieaprobowanemu przez 81.
skupa ME mole bye dozwolo.
mem W kosciele noszenie re :
galiow stowarzyszenla prey O.
kazyi wszelklch rel'gljnych &C.
remonij.
Ustawy dyecezyalne wyw'e.
sgone So " przedslonku 20.
sciola ka2dy wchodzacy dc
nlego. mole je sobie przeczy'
tao, ma s,e rozumlec ten tyl'
10 co chodzi do kosciola. Ty
zas, braciszku, wrzeszczysz ma
cate gardio, IL moze lep'
jak jeden z kosclelnlkow,
2einlasz swo]e obowiazki
tolika. a tn sic pokazato, q
DO kosciola lie choizlsz, be
2apewne n.uslalbys byf czyta(
ustawy , ME palna'bYs TAX
wlelkiego giupstwa.
II. = Nastepnle lzesz, bra
ciszku, ae posiauiec Cd y
ksledza pTobos2"za wpadi NJ
cmentarz etc plsmen
-ioSa,;o -rk,r
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1892-09-15

drzewa milky, a przYjacielski 1akis
kickoff. A ~poufa}osc mledzy nami
byia wlelka, posunleta do tego
stopnia. re pan bociek cd pant
botkowei wiele smielszy 2 naturv
przybllzat size nleraz do X. pro-
boszcza. Gdy mu sic moczary
~sprzySrzy}v, przychodzil sob,e 4
w!zyta do mnle pred ganek, a
gdy sob,e mole t~owarzvstwo
uprzykrzvt wfazl ma podworzc,
a clekawy by4 wszystkiego, obel-
dzle dookulutenka i W kazdy kat
nos raczei dzloo = wetxnIe,
istnie jak w}odarz gorl,wy.
Me wien, CO sobie ludz,e ma
wsi upatrzyll, re widza " b%ocianle
pot ptaka, pot djabla. Stworzen;e
bardzo spoko]nle, pozyteczne,
a przytem dajace przvkfad praw-
dziwie zgodnego stadfa mafzen-
skiego nlestusznie ma nieufnoSc
]aKas zasfuguje. Podnosi}em teZ
to nleraz ma kazanlu / nle]eduemu
nlezgodnemu m%aszehstwu stawia}em
tych molch boclanow ma PREY
kfad.
Pewnego razu ku j%esleni chcac
sic przekonac, czy ten sam boclan
do mnie przylatu]e, pochwyci!em
60, gdy mnie przyszed} odwledzlc
naznaczylem tax, re musiaiem
90 poznac przylecia}
bocian ma ~przysz}a wiosne ten
sam z to sama pofowlca, kt6rq tez
zaraz poznatem, DO miala odznake.
Przypyli, i ob]ell gnlazdo W
posiadanie, Wtem dina pewnego
sposJrzegam ma gnlazdzle sro]acs
smutno l nleruchomie bockowa z
dziobem spus :czonym mad pustem
gniazdem. z mlny ptaka poznafem,
re tam zle jakcs. Upatry wa}em !,
bockowa eagle nieruchoma /
smutna.
Pyta}em ludzl, m6wiono, re
stYchac by}o gdzles strzaf, pewnle
bociek zablty, pomyslalem. przez
jakiegos hrzydkich u~sposoblen
cz1owleka. WszyscY we wsi
zanlepokoili s,e 9 mcgo. Wiadoma
ludziom, IL W boclaniem maizen-
stwie Jedno drugie ME plzezy7e
dtugo... zal TAX lest mocnY, re
zyJ2cy schnie. wiedn,e ] zdycha.
Otoa, mltosicrdzlem tkmetY, ably
Ukr0ciG cierplenla boGHowej, ktjra
pc kjllu dniach stawa4a sic coraz
smutnleJsza. po1ywam ia finite =
strza} padf i Cd razu zahita papIa
u nog moich. Wtcm EtGz poimle
~przcrazenle mole - bociek = on
sam = wylatuie gniazda -
wldocznie by} ciezko chory i
boGkowa mad i'm bolafa. OSfupia-
lem - a zal n.ewymowny ~scisn2}
SERGE mole. Takto nay ludzie =
d}uga wyczerpu]qca naukq nablera-
my jaklegos tam rozumu i pcwnosci
sieble = czujemY sic panaml
stworzenia = wydajemy sadly
n~lewzruszone naszem przokonanlu
"A tn czesto ma tym PADDLE
zachodza przypadki, kt6re nam
daja poznaG, jak wattemi nieraz
podstawami poprzec zdoiamy nas7
twierdzema i czyny. Umlk1
proboszcz, sam wzruszony
opowlauaniem, a Gale towa'
podazyfo "a MN myslam'
z o%becnych odda} s4us7
wywodom, opartYm na
przyk}adzie.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1892-09-15
w +

A salary fs25
10 reDrescn us IN ev.
line Of Merch andlse att
TuosE WHO WANT STR
APPLY. Gaia. oguc aud par
ri % cents for cApressagc'
l22 Quincy ST.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1892-09-15
PI.ACCIE IA
BOCJANY.

"e5Dpy d ayc10' un n1Se1'1 3Sa"eg ~, 2
mlecklch sk6nczy} wymowne
wywody, Il prawle Gale tOwarz'
czulo sic przekonanem, re
dziat powlnno, Jak on
d~owodzlf-a chodzl}o o
ma zapytan1e:: ,,Czy
! jakle1nlkolwlek spos
cierpienia nleulecz'
Niewiasty W
pe}ne uczuG
uznawa}y W.
flozofi "a
= byll
pewnof
wogt
CHI
~
.
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1892-09-15

Is
-
Nadto, poniewaz wiecej O.
hecnie many zecerow, MD da.
wniej, mozemy wszelkie zam6,
vienna W krotszym czasie WV.
konac. Konstitucyj, naglow.
kow do list6w, rachunkow,
aGszow teatralnych, plakatow
kupieckich, oznajmieh o spree
daily gruntow t. p.
tadna lNNA DRUKARNJ
ME ZDOBA @STOWNIEJ
DRUKOWAC, JAK NAs7
~TlurnacZenie
skich rekopis7
}ezyk anglo
skuteczn2a
dzo male
| dzenier
The Helena independent., 1892-07-19

DR.. L. G. Vests Nerve and Brain Treatment .
specific for Hystera, Dizziness, Fits Neuralgia.
hesnache Neryons prost ration caused by alcohol
or tot"cco, Wak"fulnes-. Nenta. Depression,
S0iteAlax o. Bra Il. causing insanity mi ssry do
cay; death. Premature Old age, Barren nsss, Loss
OF ro""r II eithsr sex. Impotency. Leucorrhua
Shd ana al ehais WsAknesses. Involuntary Losses.
BRAN, sell abuse. over er-indulsence. A months
,,rea' nen 81. tor Is. BY mail We guarantee 8
.. Hes to erre: Each "rder for 6 bsIss with IS
Will so2d written guarantee to refund If not
errad. "nsrant-rs ssred only by II. M. Parchen
4 Co., Solo sgsRh. Helena. Mont
The Helena independent., 1892-07-19

Act Ire magic sn the Stomach, Liver aud Bow
fervons Disorders, S,se, e,lessness, Loss Of Appe.
ate reaso the CompleSion perfect digestion
Follows tnelr lisa. Positive euro for Sick Heai-
acee aad Constipation, Small mild. easy TO
take Large walls Of 50 pills 26 cents Sold by
n. 4. lArehsn Co.. druggists. Helena, Mont
The Helena independent., 1892-07-19
Eacursion Rates to California.

On The 18th Of oAch month the Northern
Pseins rA:isoa6 will sell round trip tickets
10 California Spints as follows:
Hslas. - Gan Frsnoisco and return, 90
ing VA povt.anA asd rssurAirg same way,
VM.
70 GA .yvsaoiseo. going via Portland
Nsa sstasnlhs sh ORdes and Silver Bow,
30o
80 las Aa1slys. SehG sud returning via
Yos,lsA1. eAssYlAI Han Eseneisco la one
AisSal{es either Soisx c. returning, Soa.
10 ss AnNs!e.. 9slHs via Portland and
HaA Hssas aslses RnL returning via Saera-
nsASo A.A 0eden, $3.50.
Jicx.N viii be lna!tsd for sixty days for
goinx passage, viih ;etarn at kuy timo
vsk.n ine i.aal linlii OF six months.
A. y. lsraAs. Gea. Aga, Hsi-rs. Mont.
CAAs. d. xHk. g. !. s I. -. 81. Paul, Minu.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-07-16
The Baby's Guardian.

A gentleman in Connecticut took not
long ago II collie from the Lothian kennels
at Stepney. The dog after the fashion of
it's kind, soon made himself one of the
family, and assumed special responsible
ties in connection with the youngest child,
n girl three years of age. 1t happened one
day in November that the father was re-
turning from Il drive, and as he neared his
house he noticed the dog in n pasture
which was separated by a stone wall from
the road. From behind this wall the collie
would spring up, bark and then jump
down again, constantly repeating it.
Leaving his horse and going to the spot, he
found his little girl seated on stone, with
the collie wagging his tail and keeping
guard beside her.
In the light snow their path could be
plainly seen, and as he traced it back he
saw where the little one had walked sew
eral times around an open well in the pas
ture. Very close to the brink were the
prints of the baby shoes, but still closer on
the edge of the well were the tracks of the
collie, which had evidently kept between
her and the well. need not tell you the
feelings of the father as he saw the fidelity
of the dumb creature, walking between
the child and what might otherwise have
been terrible death.-Our Dumb Ami
mails
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-07-16
Pr onounesd Hopeless Ysr SAVED.

From letter written by Mrs, Ada E !.
Hurd. of Groton. 3. D.. we quote: WAS
taken with bad cold. which settled on
my lungs. cough set in and finally termi-
mated in consumption Four doctors
gave me up. saying could live but a
short time. gave myself up to my
Savior. determined if l could not stay
with my friends on earth, would meet
my absent ones above. My husband was
advised to get DR. Kings New Discovery
for consumption. coughs and colds. 1
gave 1t trial. took in all. eight bottles;
1t has cured me, and thank God I am now
we'll and hearty woman. Trial bottles
free at HsrtZ s. Bahnsen's drug store,
regular size, SOC and 81.
GOOD LOOKS.
Good looks are more than skin deep,
depending upon a healthy condition of
all the vital organs. If the liver be mac
tive. you have bilious look, il your
stomach be disordered you have a dys-
peptic look and if your kidneys be affect.
ed you have pinched look. Secure
good health and you will have good
looks. Electric Bitters is the great al
terative and tonic acts directly on these
vital organs. Cures pimples, blotches.
boils and gives good complexion. Sold
at Hartz & Bshnsen's drug store, SOC per
bottle.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-07-16
The Engagement Is still Open.

She wanted dressmaker and paid a
visit to where one lived, but found her not
at home. She learned from the dress
makers sister what was the price she
charged per day.
''Does she board herself?" was the next
question. This was answered in the mega
tive, and then, to the surprise and half
concealed amusement of the young woman,
came another:
'She couldn't bring lunch in her
pocket, could she?''
''Well, 1 don't think she could-or
would" was the sisters rejoinder to the
woman's query. 1t is not to be wondered
ut that the seamstress did not accept the
engagement where the woman of the
house was too 'close" to furnish her with
midday refreshments.-Attl Mass. }
Sun.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-07-16
She Committed Suicide.

Mrs. F. G. Gone. at Paris. left this let
ter: MY husband-Forgive me if l
cause you trouble, but suffer 30. You
do not know what these long. wakeful.
wretched nights are to me. and am so
tired. dsrling-the pain will never be bet
ter. 1t is not easy to take my own life.
but have been sick so long. Goodbye.
my husband. I love you-your wife. -
This Is but one OF thousands that gives
up. instead Of using DR.. Miles Restors-
tive Nervine. and being speedily cured of
their wretchedness. Go to Hartz &
Bahnsen's and get an elegant book and
trial bottle free.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-07-16
DR.. D. 0. TRUTH.

Late Surgeon :. q. Pro.idsnt Ksd,est Dss-
rssg k:ssea XIX fa:t ns
Ably assisted by a full corps OF competeps or
pert specialists whose experience in the largest
Chromie, NerVoSs, skin ana Bioe1
diseases upon the latest scientific principles.
been neglected. badly treated or pronounced
tneurable 20 test their expert treatment that
been pronounced beyond hope. Patients whe
are doing well under care OF their own physf-
treat those e Who ' canno, md relief otSsrWiss.
Diseases sf Women euchorrh0a,
Uterine Displacements. Constipation. sters
ii.f % females positively cured By fxIsasd1s
full success in the treatment Of eases to which
he deyotes special attention and after years Of
method Of curing organic Organic Weatness Nervou:
Debility Prematurs Decline OF the Manly
ssnsa xss
Power, Melancholy, Weak Back and kindred
before 1c,oey s:nts fa
XcIthtui ErroI.. the awful effects Of
which blighss the most radien emit hopes uniting
.nds Of young men of exalted talent and brill
Piles Cured without pain, knife o. eau
neverfailing hospital treatment.
Free E1.mination st the Urine,
Kidney Diseases, Brienrs Disease. DisSs.ss
and Spermstorrhe Bring specimen
Wonderful Cr--. perfected ia OLD ca:ee
which have been neglected or unskfllfully
treated. No experiments or failures We IN,
dertsks no incurabie cases. but cure thousanda
given up to die.
Remember the date and come early - hin
rooms are always crowded.
~Cases and correspondencs sonndential.
and treatment sent by express With full diro9
lions for use. but personal consultation Pc
shrrOA DIR. ID. O. ERUTAs
e@SS Lake Ave-, Chtss1o>
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-07-16
$500 A MONTH.

Catarrh and kindred diseases treated at the uni
form rate OF 70 month, med cines free For all
other diseas es the rates will be low and uniform
and in proportion to the actual cost OF the medi-
cines required.
and including July Sd, 1892.
SPECIALTIES:-C Eye, Ear,
Nose, Throat Lungs and all forms of
Chronic Diseases. no matter how long
standing. No case taken where there is
any doubt of q complete cure
Special attention given to diseases of
women and children.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-07-16

She Had No Faith in American Doctors.
MY old Irish servant woman made me
laugh heartily the other day" said New
York housewife. '.She is as faithful a
worker as L ever saw, and has been in our
family for years She's as stubborn, too
as she is faithful. Only two or three times
in our life has she fallen i'll, and each time
she refuses to have a doctor She had no
faith in American doctors, she said. She
had consulted gypsy wise woman in her
youth in she old country for toothache
once, and all her people had great faith in
gypsy lore and gypsy remedies. However,
she got so seriously i'll with grip that / in
sisted on her having my own doctor see
her. l told her as impressively as l could
what splendid doctor he was, how
learned, how skillful, how successful.
FINALLY half persuaded, half coerced
her into letting me bring the doctor up to
her room, where she lay suffering, but I'M
complaining. He felt her pulse. looked at
her tongue, asked her to tell him where
her pains were, how she felt when they be-
gan, if she had taken anything for them
did her head ache, were her feet cold, did
her chest pain, had she felt giddy. was her
throat sore, etc; in fact, he took great
pains to find out her exact symptoms, and
| liked him for it and felt sure that Bird
get would appreciate the fact that he took
as much interest in her case as in any of
his rich patients. Finally he prescribed
for her and went away.
"'Well, Bridget l said, what do you
think of him now, Isn't he nice and clever?'
CLEVER snorted Bridget in disdain.
And where's the cleverness of a doctor
who has to be told all about your disease
before he knows what it is? Did you hear
him making me tell him every pain in my
body before he could guess what was the
matter with me? What sort of cleverness
is that? When L went to the gypsy doctor
she just looked at me once and says she:
aye have toothachc. me girl" That's the
kind of doctor for me. l want none of
your ignorant American doctor, and I'll
take none of his medicine
"And she kept her word. New York
Tribune
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-07-16
SCOTT MEDICAL INSTITUTE


Office Hours-9 to IL a. :, 2 to p. M. to d.
m. Rooms and Ryan block, over Boston store
corner Second aud Brady streets. Noofice hours
Sunday evening.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-07-16
BABY STATISTICS.
Some Very Useful Inform alton About the
Wee Mites.

wee Mites.
A baby Is born at every beat of the hu-
man heart. That is more than one for
every tick Of the clock These Giving
jewels" (as the poet calls babies) dropped
unstained from heaven take wings and
fly back whence they came one for every
minute of the day. From JAN l to Dec 81
between IS, 900, 900 and 40, oOO, 900 living jew
els are dropped into this cold world. There
are more baby girls than boy babies. The
proportion of female births to male births
is as 100 to 90. So that between 1900, 600
and 100000 more girls are born in the
world each year than boys. There is al
ways surplus of women, and the extra
number Of girl babies keeps up the supply.
The rate of infant mortality is enormous.
In round numbers 100000 babies never
live long enough to talk, 5000 900 more
never have chance to walk or run and
$4,000 more never get old enough to go
to school. If you are good at figures get
out your paper and pencil and try this sum.
Here is a simple problem in arithmetic: A
baby is born today C1S92). Now suppose its
ancestors had married at the age of twenty
one from the time of our Lord-fifty-six
generations-how many grandfathers has
that baby hads The answer in round
numbers, will be three figures followed by
fifteen ciphers. Professor Proctor one time
figured that if from single pair each hus-
twenty-one for 5000 years, the population
of the earth, if there had been no deaths,
would now be 2,199,915 followed by IA
ciphers.
Again, if we go back to the time of
Christ, or fifty-siX generations, how many
births, do you think, must have taken
place in order to bring you, who read thesS
lines, into the world? If you try to get the
exact figures they will bother you. But to
change the problem. Say that all the
babies born in one year are one foot in
length Now if laid head to feet they
would stretch out from New York to Hong
Kong and some to spare. If the 40,000, 900
babies could walk past the office of The
Baby at the rate of twenty per minute, or
200 per hour, during the entire year, by
the time the last child passed 312 numbers
of this paper would be published, and
might be read by six-year-old boys and
girls, who were just born when the pro
cession started.
Suppose that each baby born this year
weighed eight pounds; look at the COM
bined weight! 1t would take half a dozen
cradles of the SIZE capacity and strength
of our new steel war cruisers to hold the
infants. When twins arrived in Artemus
Wards family somebody called it an cpl
sode Yes" said Artemus, two episodes
waying about eighteen pounds jintly."
In the foregoing baby figures we have
allowed for episodes.-Baby.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-07-16
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Mol ne, Ill
II have lived in Moline for the last y year, and
have been a sufferer from catarrhal deafness for
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