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Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-08-16
VETOED THE ONLY BILL.
kentucky's Governor Sets Down on tn
Trifiing Work its Legislature Performed.

Trifiing Work its Legislature Performed.
LOUISVILLE, KY, Aug. 15-When the
General Assembly met this morning to ad-
journ for the summer Governor Brown sent
in his veto of the revenue bill, which had
been under consideration for over nine
months before it was adopted.
This is the only measure of Importance
that has been adopted, and the State is out
several hundred thousand dollars, as the
Legislature will have to 60 back to the be-
ginning.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-08-16

CLEVELAND. Aug. 15.-The inability OF the
home team to hit staley and their poor work
in the field gave Boston an easy victory to-
day. Attendance $780, Weather warm and
clear. Score:
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-08-16

Mashmgton. 20 p 90 Q 90 q
SUMMARY Earned runs-Washington, 2. Two
base hIt-Kelly. Three-base ht-kf1en. Sacrifice
hits-black. Beckley. Shugart. Bierbauer. Rad
ford, Hoy. Mcclure, Richardson. First base on
errors-Pittsburg, /; Washington. 4. First base
on balls-Miler 2, Kelly, Beckley. Killen e Stolen
bases-Miller. q Struck out-Kelly, Radford, Dowd,
Twiichel. Wild pitch-Ehrer. Lpft on bases '
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-08-16
Pittsburs. 7: Washington. 4. Time of game-Two
hours. Umpire--MitchelL
New York, 9-Cincinnati, q. ,

CINCINNATI, Aug. 16.-New York won an
easy victory. The Reds played q weak
fielding game, and were not able to hit
Rusie after the second inning. Weather
pleasant. Attendance 1900 Score:
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-08-16
TEMPERATURE AND RArNI
RIVER NEWS AND NOTES.

Business .Remsins Good, With Pleasant
Weather Down the Stream.
LOUISVILLE. KY. August 15.-Business good.
Weather clear and pleasant. River falling. with .
feet on the falls feet inches in the canal and
feet below the locks
The Grace Morris left for Leavenwcrth this
morning.
Departures-For Cincinnati, Fleetwood; for Car
rollton. Big hanawha; for Evansville, /. T. Rhea.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-08-16
Our Bows Won.

TIDIoUTE, Aug. h.-[SpecfaL 1.-The Our
Boys of Pittsburg, ball team composed Of
gentlemen as well as bail players, defeated
the home team easily to-day. The former
team play at Tionesta tomorrow. The
score:
Ia~-a
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-08-16

Cleveland ..................0 o o o o o %
Boston l o %
SUnMARY - Stolen bases - Long. Mccarthy,
Tucker. Double plAys-Zimmer to Childs. Nash to
Tucker. First base on balls-By GARRISON. 2: Sta
lev, s. Struck out-By Clarkson, 2; Staley, 4.
Time of game-one hour and IS minutes Umpire
-Emslie.
ST. Louis, 3-Brookfyn, 2.
ST. LOUIS, Aug 15-Young Hawley did we'll
for st. Louis to-day, the Browns defeating
Brooklyn largely through his magnificent
pitching. Weather hot Attendance, lSO0.
Score:
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-08-16
ALL THE BASEBALL NEWS OF INTEREST
THE TROUBLESOME. SENATORS.

They Get a Very Close Game From Our On
fortunate sIuggers.
Those Senators from Washington have
been bothersome fellows for our slugpers
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-08-16

P6iladeiphia, .:.....:......e . Q 400 %
SuMMiRY-Three- hit-Pfeffer. Stolen bases
-Hallman, = Delehanty. First base on balls-Of
Sanders 2 Struck out-Connor. Delehanty, Wey-
hing, Reilly, Hallman. Passed ball-C-oss. Time
Of game-one hour Is minutes. Umpire-Mc-
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-08-16

The Diamond.

U U y U u q U U u
Base hits-opr Boys, 10: Tidioute, Q Errors
Cowan and Bryce; Tidioute, johnson and Kelly.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-08-16
To-Day in Stock

In our Suit Department, full
and complete line of the popular
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1892-06-09
HARMONY.

Let harmony and unity prevail in
the ranks, aud the Democratic
party will triumph IN the great con
test Of 1892. Let no mans perso-
nal ambition stand in the way.
individuality in the Democratic
party is one and the same and
every Democrat stands upon abso-
lutte equality. The triumph of no
one man is essential to the party,
while the success of the party is the
one thing essential to every Demo
crat. Give us victory and lot indi.
vidual members OF the party take
his place in the ranks and be con
tent with the position assigned.
Victory should be the watchword Of
every true Democrat from now until
The contest IS won. Naiional Dg.
m0craL
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1892-06-09
HIGH TARIFF AND HIGH WAGES.

If high tariff ma good wages
what is the matter with the laborers
of France? That country is
hommed in by high tariff as high
as that imposed by the Mckinley
bill, and still the wage earners over
thcre'are at this time in "a deplora-
bic condition. II our tariff makes
good wages, why does not the tariff
of France do the same thing ? Tho
truth is that tao many natural re-
sources OF this favored nation cause
the only advantages our people en-
JOY, and all this talk about tho
tariff being the cause of good wages
is being INDUCED in to catch tho
incredulous. 1t had wonderful
otfcc: for many years, but the trick
of the protcnsion has been discov-
cred. The protectonist will hayo
TO invent some new excuse for their
robber tariff. -hdcr.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1892-06-09
HIGH TARIFF RESULTS.

TIL results Of high tariff woi k
exclusively in the interest Of The
manufacturers The firniug class
received no bcncGts thcrcrfom
either directly or Indirectly. The
tax put upon agricultural produc'e
was Of no practical benefit to tho
farmers from the fact that this
country has no competition IN farm
products. No apprcciablc quantity
Of farm products arc imported and
would not be If there were no tax
imposed. Our farmers produce
more than our own people can use
and produce cheaper than can be
produced in any other country. -
Point Pleasant Register.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1892-06-09

ear with one fist and shaking the
other at his wife. Think you've
got to eat 'em right out of tho
water? Got n notion that he como
up cooked and you must down him
quick or he would spoil ?" yelled
Mr.. Bowser, enraged beyond all
control by the sight of tho carnage
that tricklcd down his fingers.
What did you mean by 1t ?" and
he sprang into the air and alighted
on the unhappy crab, slipping up
and sprawling full length in the
bottom of the boat.
Z" Is that crab ?" asked Mrs.
Bowser, assisting her husband to
arise and contemplating the man
gled fish with anything but favor.
is that what you call u crab 4? |
thought
"iou thought" ripped Mr..
Bowser, kicking Mt the bewildered
crab. =" That's tho trouble with
you-you think +! Did you think l
was going to stand here and let that
crab chew on my ear till his legs
achcd Perhaps YOU thought he
was whispering to me Maybe
you thought he was telling me
funny story Well, he wasn't, and
if he was his voice was so hoarso
couldn't enjoy it You thought
did you ?" squcaled MIR. Bowscr,
his wrath rising rs the pain and
fear subsidcd " thought crab
talked with his toes like some
women think, did yon? Oh you
thought If | had such head as
that ! would fit it up with shuck
beds and a stick of gum and start u
female boarding school. With your
ability to think you only need u
squint and four long words to be u
Concord school of.philosophy," and
MIR. Bowser plunged the oars into
the water and begun to row vigor-
ously.
" Where are you going, dear ?"
asked Mrs. Bowser timidly, after
her husband had pulled hard for
some time.
Home ~ grinned Mr.. Bewser,
with a horrible expression of visage.
"Pm going home to show the poo
pie how much damage a rus'icating
idiot asylum can do with one meas
ly crab when she pins herself down
to it,"
"Of course" assentcd Mrs. Bow
ser humbly, "but say, dear,
would not you get along faster if
you would unite the boat ?"
Mr.. Bowser turned and gave u
sharp look at the bow. Then he
pulled his hat down over his ears,
stepped ashore and struck out at u
brisk walk.
Il don't know" sighed Mrs.
Bowser as she united the boat, 81
don't know, but / don't think |
care much for grabbing, though Pm
not sure but what its more fun than
walking home on the wrong side of
the river with no bridge within
seven miles either way"
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1892-06-09

At Princeton, KY, two children,
the eldest Of them only fifteen years
old, took it into their precious
heads to elope and get married.
And they carried out their idea to
perfection, and arc now man and
wife. They will have plenty of
time to grow wiser and to regret
their youthful folly.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1892-06-09

Republican Conventions arc busy
about this time passing resolutions
condemning the bill recently passed
by the House Of Representatives,
placing wool on The free list and
reducing the tariff on all classes Of
WOODEN goods. Our friends, the
enemy, seem to lose sight Of the
fact that under high protection the
price Of wool has steadily declined,
and there arc not as many sheep by
5000, 600 in the States cast Of the
Mississippi river as there we're be
fore this blessed system Of high pro-
lection was imposed upon the peo-
plo.-Ex.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1892-06-09

Charles Fleming Gross, whilo
engaged in plowing up a lot OF
ground on the place Of Joseph j..
Cox, Auditor Of the Richmond,
Fredericksburg and Potomac Rail-
road, in Ashland, Hanover county,
Va, struck glass jar which con-
tanned sG32.20 in gold and silver.
The money was buried in 1862 by
NJ. Il. Cox, who has since died.
lie tried to find tho treasure, but
could never locate the spot where
he had baricd 1t. Great OF course
was tho surprise Of Mr. Cross, who,
Immediately upon finding the jar,
went to The house and told Mr..
Cox Of his fortunate strike. Mr..
Cox knew OF the cash being buried,
as his father had told him OF it When
Inc was d little hoy. Mr.. Cross will
receive q share Of tho money, and
considers lie did first class days
work.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1892-06-09

Frank B. Wilkie, a Chicago news
paper man, could not get out Of his
"cutting down" habits even in
making his will. When opened the
document read 81 give everything
TO my wife, Millie w. Wilkie."
The brevity and directness Of the
will might not please the lawyers,
but it held water and served its
purpose.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1892-06-09

Some weeks ago Sanul Pollock,
Of Ronc,ycrto, lost his voice. It
was supposed at tho time that n,
had suffered d stroke Of paralysis.
but 40 other symptoms were visible
aud bis gcncrI bcalth seemed an
affected. A short time since ho
complained Of cutting sensation
in bis throat and an obstruction Of
his wiu3pipc. In the effort to clear
bis throat be coughcd zap triangu-
lar piece Of window glass, about
The size Of a three. cont piece. This
glass was coated with substance
resembling lime, with the exception
Of one Of the angles which was
clean and as sharp as a razor. Mr..
Pollock Immediately recovered the
use OF his voice and is apparently as
well as ever. How The glass got
into his body is mystery to him.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1892-06-09

West Virginia Democrats send tho
following named delegates to Chi
cago to help nominate the next
President of the United States;
FIRST DISTRICT.
Delegate-at- -Large-Jamcs B. Ia
ncy, Ohio county.
. Dstrict--Johu j. Davis, lIarri-
son /; Mcrchrod Arnold, Doddridgc.
SECOND DISTRICT.
Dolcgato-at-Large +. Martin,
Taylor county.
District.-J. Il. Watson, Marion !;
j. A. Robinson, Mineral.
THIRD DISTRICT.
Delegate at Large. w. st.
Clair, Fayettc county.
District--A. II. Matthews, Green
brior w. Il. Chiffon, Kanawha.
FOURTH DISTRICT.
Delcgate-at- Largo--J. n. Cam
den, Wood county.
District-T. Il. Carpenter, Put
nam j. III. Russell, Cabell.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1892-06-09
DIRECTORY.
State omciais.

Covsrnor-A A. Brooks Fienlnx, Marion County
Secretary OF Sta;e-w. "a. Ohlsy. Marion 90.
Asditvr-Pstrick y. Duffy, Webster Co.
Trsasurer-William r. Thomp~on. Cabell Co.
Asst. Attorney Gen'l-O. 10. Cook, Ohio county.
sapt. VI schools-B. =. Morgan. MonongalIa
anty.
AdJutaut Grneral-B. n. Oxley. Kanawh Co.
State Librarian Charles Hagan. Marion 90.
Z. 8. harshal-H. y. White. Marshall county.
Private Scc'y 10 Gov.-Jas. Ewing. Ohio count v
Chief clerk Auditors Oiice-wm. A. Cracratt.
Scc'y states Onice-B. W. Taylor.
supt. schools j. r. Cork.
TresSurer's -RT. .Herndon.
Adjt. Cen.'s --rh0S. j Grass
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1892-06-09
TWENTY YEARS AGO.

How wondrous are the changes
Since twenty years ago
when girls wore wooden dresses
And boys wore pants Of tow,
And shoes were made Of cowhide
And socks of homespun wool.
And children did a half days work
Before they went TO school.
Tho people rode TO meeting
In sleds instead Of sleighs.
And wagons rode as easy
As buggies nowadays.
Aud oxen answered we'll for teams,
Tho now they'd be too slow,
For people lived not half SO fast
Some twenty years ago.
oh, well do remember
The Wilson patent stove
That father bought and paid for
In cloth the girls had woye.
And all the neighbors wondered
How we got the thing 10 go.
They said 'twould burst and kill US all.
Some twenty years ago.
The girls tosk music lessons
Upon the spinning wheel
And practiccd late and early
At spindle swifts and reel.
The boys would ride the horse TO mill
dozen miles or so
And hurry on before twas day,
Some twenty years ago.
Yes, everything has altered SO
cannot tell the cause,
For men are always tampering
With natures wOndrous laws,
And what on earth were coming to,
Does anybody knowy
For everything has changed so much
Since twenty years ago.
New York Tribun,
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1892-06-09

John Morlcy's complaint that the
library of the House of Commons Is
most stupid collection of books is
rather more ilnatured than needed.
Stupid men love stupid books.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1892-06-09

Gen. Eppa Ilunton, of Fauquier
county, has been appointed United
States Senator by Governor McKin.
ney of Virginia to fill the vacancy
caused by the death of Hon. John
). Barbour.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1892-06-09
nonse of ptIegaie..

East Side-Dr. VI. =. BFyte, Bruceton.
Wcst Side-Amos Hartley, Masontown.
sheriR--Daniei ". Jackson.
Deputies Julius X. Monroe, KinKwood, Valley
nd Pleasant T. W. Crisis. Lyon; j. q. Lantz.
Union: ". E Hanway, Reno; +. h. Cuppett,
Grant; Dorsey ForAian Portland.
CLERK tfrouit Court-John w. Watson.
Clerk County Court. Ami Martin.
Prosecuting Attorney Neil J. Fortnoy
County Surveyor y. McMillcn.
supt. OF sohoois--wn. 81. Conley
Assessor Fast Side. Gabriel Pulllam.
- West side. John =. Perkins.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1892-06-09

"And you say my son is failure
here at the university, and | might
as well take him away ?"
"Ycs, it is not worth while to
waste a So, 200 education on five
dollar boy"
"What seems to be the trouble
with him ?"
81 do not wish to pain you, sir,
but lie lacks mind. He has neither
memory nor reasoning power. 1t
is impossible for him to collect his
thoughts and to either speak or to
write logically"
"What, then, can do with him?
Will you not help me with your adj
vice ?"
"You are aware, sir, that there
arc few things for which such lad
is fit, but | would suggest that you
might put him to writing tariff edi-
torials fora Republican newspaper"
--LouisUiHe C0Hrier-JournaI.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1892-06-09

Hon. VIM. l.. Wilson announces
that he cannot accept the Presi-
dency of Richmond College which
was offered him some time ago.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1892-06-09

How beautifully the Mckinley
tariff adjusts itself to the luxurious
tendency of the times ! There is,
for example, an II per cent. tax on
diamonds and an 80 per cent. tax
on clothing. - Phi1aielphia Record.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1892-06-09

Hon. w. +. Dyer, of Grant
county, is receiving quite Il boom
from some of the Democratic papers
for Attorney General of this State.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1892-06-09

In 1882 COW was tried for muir
der at Poitonf, France, and five
years later pig, which had killed
child in the streets of Menlan,
was thrown into prison, and finally
strangled in the market place.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1892-06-09
TUNNELToN & KINGWOOD
RAILROAD.

Train leaves Kiugwo.od ~ 7.ij e. m. and ar
Fives NJ Tunaolton at sstt n. M; Leaves Tunnel
torlat 100 m. and arrives AZ Kiugwood ot 1900
m Neaveg Klngwood az 1so0 y. mi and arrive
AZ Tunuelton az 500 p. m; leaves Tuuncton AZ
600 r. IN. and arrives ~ kingw0od az 200 d. an
Traius daily except Sunday.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1892-06-09

President Harrison never attend
ed circus. lie didn't need to
while Russ was around.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1892-06-09

First Distriot-Johu o. Pendleton, Wheeling.
Ohio County.
second District William l.. Wilson, Charles
town, jefferson Go.
Third Dlstrict-John y. Anderson, Nicholas c.
H., Nicholas County.
Fourth Dstrlct-James Capehurt, Point Pleas
ant. Mason county,
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1892-06-09
rNITED STATES COURT.

Judge y. ] jackson. Parkersburg. Wood Co
clerk-t. Y. Moore. Clsrksburg, Harrison co
U. y. District Att'y--G. &. Sturgiss, Morgan
towa. Monongalia county.
Asst. Dist. Attorneys-S. &. Burdett. ClarkS
burg. Kanawha county. and f.. =. Elliott
Kiagwood, Preston county.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1892-06-09
Courts Convene.

December IL.
County Court First Monday in January, April,
July aud October.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1892-06-09
Iaitea States Nenaiors.
Members ofCongress.

Charles J. Faulkner, Martinsburg. Berkley
Couuty.
Johs =. Ksnna, Charleston, Kanawha County.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1892-06-09

Aibseus Garrison, Monorgalis Co.
Juise, rhirt Jv tieiai District.
Joseph T. uoke, Kins - q, Preston County.
CON II SsIOSERs IN CHANCERY.
p. J. Gro an. ID. VI. Wotrlng James A
yaekson and ell J. Fortney.
RECEIVER OF THE COURT,
Col. James w. Brown.
COUNTY OFFICIALS.
COMMISSIONERS COUNTY COURT.
Kiugwood, Leroy shaw, President.
Rsuo. Noses Il. Sinclair.
a.yon, Reason A. Pell.
VALLEY. Mason Watson.
Grant Samuel Y. Conner,
Pleasant, Ran 4. Conner.
rortlaud, Y. 10. Benson.
IRion, Page X. McCrum.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1892-06-09
constableg.

KIugwOod District, j. l.. stone, Joseph T..
RhOjos.
Valley-A J. DcBerrv. Emanuel Dixon.
Iyon-I. w. Criss. william u. Taylor.
Rsno--Ben v. Woodward. Sam'l w. Bowman.
portIand--Wnf A. McCsinnis r.. G. Martin.
tIniun-Lloyd e. Shaffer George Geissman.
PleaAant--JaTnes Y. Fullmer.
Grant--Wiliiam T.. ID. Miller.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1892-06-09
Supreme Court or Appeals.

Daniel n. Lucas, prest.. Jefferson Co.
Hesry Brannou. Lewis Co.
,. W. Epglish. Mason Co.
Homer n. Holt, Greenbrier Co.
q. .. Long. Clerk. Kanawha Go.
Aifrs Caldwell. Reporter. Ohio Co.
Convenes at Char le.ton Second Wednesday In
J xauary: Wheeling. first wednesday In June
c chsrlestown, hrst Wednesday In September.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1892-06-09
state senators-Eleven,h district.
Juase, rhira Jv ileiai pistrIet.

william O. worley Kingwood, Prsston Co.
Atbaeus Garrison, Monorgalia Co.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1892-06-09
MigIniraies.

xinswoed, Joseph VI. Goodwin, Simeon Mat
tInglv.
VALLEY pavo c. Zinn. John VI. Strahin.
LVDu Jnmes Ncfice. David y. Gibson,
Reno. &C. N. wheeler. Y. VI. SumnerS.
Portland. y J@hn W. Hill 4. q. Mason.
-TNIfsn Jesse w. Shafer. Julius Scherr.
sleaAant, Levi Y. Miller, ID. II. Martin.
srant, W. "a. MoGibbons, Alpha Hagans.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1892-06-09
Societies
Churches.

prssbvforian Church -qnnfavqnhool ~ am.
Prayer Meotingevery Wednesday evening.
NE. Churoh-Rsv. VI w. Rider. Pastor
Services Preaching every Sunday ~ 1Os}l 2 m.
hn1 10 y. m. sun lay school ~ p. m. tlaaH
Nssting9 =. M YOunr Folks Meeting ~ Gas r..
N. Prayer Meeting every Thursday evening 81
730
AM.E church Roberts smith Pastor.
Services Preaching, Fourth Sunday IN each
month.
West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1892-06-09
yeyn OmeiaIs.

f0Wn OMetaIss
Navnr-fus J shaher
Recorder-James w. White.
Town sergsant-Tames w. FLYNN.
f'ouncil rnsp-W = Martin, Julius X Monroe.
Genrv W Murdock. Wilbur POston and George
A Williams.
Societies
Kuights 81 Pvthias-T.odge meets every Tues-
day evening ~ their hall over j. W. Baker q
store at 730 o'clock.
Iudepeudent Order 81 Odd Feliows--T,odg 60
meets oyery Saturday evening at their hail in
Bishops Clock ~ $50 o'clock.
solder Rale EncaraDnent. No. ~, 7. q. q. v.
-seefs Pirst and Third Monday evenings ot
each month. IN the Odd Fellows Hall over the
posto1ice.
The independent order % Good Templars e
TsOAge meets every Friday evening, IN the L. ~
q. v. Hall. at 73O o'clock.
King Philip Tribe No. IS. Improved order ot
Ned Non meets every "wednesday evening ~
3 o'clock IN tho Knights Of Pythlas hail over
Hlakor's store.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1892-03-26
FUNNY FANcIEs.

Put not your trust in money, but
put your money in trust.-Leisure
Hours.
Wealth may bring cares, but it en-
ables us to get rid of cares that are
greater Yarmouth Register.
The physician is the man who tells
you you need change and then takes
all you have. e.-Elmira Gazette.
Love is blind to the fact that dol
lar that was not enough for one be-
fore marriage will not be enough for
two after.-Atchison Globe.
The Sarcastic Giraffe-"I want a
collar" said the giraffe, going into
collar and cuff store. "Here is the
latest New York STYLE" said the
salesman. "Dear mel" cried the
giraffe, "that is too high. How much
neck do you suppose I've got?"
Daughter isn't it getting late?"
asked Mr.. Mum, as he peeped into
the parlor at II go and interrupted a
conversation between her and her
best beau. eyes. papa" replied
Miss Mum sweetly, cit usually does
about this time of night. Brooklyn
Ei(e.
Benny VERY humbly)-I am sorry
] was naughty, grandpa, and / -
The President very fiercely)-See
here, young man, do you think you
can call me hard names and kick my
hat all over the floor just because you
are little angry? No, sir You've
got to apologize. Benny-Oh, let up
on that Chile business, won't you,
grandpa Puck.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1892-03-26
PARADISE AND SPRING CITY STAGE LINES.


stage leaves Winnemucca for Paradise and
spring City daily at 6 A. NJ; arrive at Paradise
AT P. NJ; at Spring City at 8 Pm
Leaves Spring City daily at 6 p. NJ; arrive at
Paradise at s PM
Leaves Paradise at A. NJ; arrive at Winnie
mucca at 3 p. NJ