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Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-07-17

This horse has "a mouth like school
girl;" that horse "can turn around on q
10 cent pieces" another is slight be-
hind" meaning he will kick, and the
last is good from lone jump 70 the end
OF the road"
This Texas person will tell Mrs. b
that her little baby Is "a smooth year
lln'," and will say Of Judge B. that
''the Judge knows too much for sure for
a man and not enough for a woman"
The Texas cowboy is not given to
much explanation, as will be seen By
the following instance. which over
heard:
Two cowmen were engaged 10 very
vital conversation, and while oRe was
shaking his finger and telling what
there was TO the matter In very earn
est manner, the other keep shaking his
head and saying 10 low voice. II don't
know about that" until finally the frst
sat back and glared hercely and said.
"Weli, - 10. I'm teiIin' you 30 that
you will know"
D.-<x
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-07-17

mand and questioned him as to the First
and Seventeenth United States lnfan-
tro Regiment, which he had passed on
the march.
How many wagons did they have?"
asked the officer.
"Well, thar was wagons till just
naturally got tired of lookin' at emit
peared like they had heap OF dun
mage"
ENCOURAGED by the explicitness OF
this very military reply, Mr.. Casey re-
sumed:
How many men do YOU think there
were in the column"
swell, thar was heap OF soldiers,
but they didn't bunch up right so could
count 'em," replied the sage OF the loot
hills, whereat the tent full OF officers
INDUCED in laugh, and the cowboy con-
soled himself in his knowledge OF the
fact that soldier could not count cows
without slate and pencil.
When cowboy has contempt lor
-an-.thip q oranybody IL is large, heal
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-07-17
TEXAS COWBOYS.
REMINGTON TALKS OF THEIR MANY PECU-
LIARITIES
One Couldn't Count a Regiment for They Didn't
Bunch Up"-No Englishman Looks Down
on the World as Does This
Dusty Person.

The men who follow the bulls through
the chaparral for a small salary have
many pcculiarities of their own, and
the least of them is not the way they
think and talk.
They do not look at life in large
way, like a newspaper reporter, for
their views are bounded by horizon
containing simple elements, less posi-
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-07-17
A water spout.

CANON CRY, Col, July 15.-An awful
water spout occurred in Grape Creek above
this city today.
The torrent Of water rushed down the
Arkansas river and through Canon City
with great force, tearing away the Santa
Fe railroad bridge and three hundred feet
of track.
Immense damage was done to growing
fruit crops in the city and suburbs.
The electric light and water works
plants in this city are useless tonight.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-07-17

I find the following paragraph In one
of my Swedis exchanges, and hardly
know whether the reference is friendly
or not. | quote from the NordSJernGn,
of New York. The NordS1eT1ldn goes
on to say as follows:
"Bill nye, var bekante humorist, slog
Sacken los Torsdags morgon via stort-
baden Saratoga, da hans fot slant pa
marmorgolfvet ach han foil rokt pa en-
porslinsspottback och erholl raft svara
sar pa rgger och sican. Han blef
ford till slit rum Congress Hall, der en-
doktor sydde ihop saret. Han maste nu
halla sig sang en- vecka och mojigen
langre."
am not so fluent in the Swedish Ian
Guage as | should be after having had
Swedish cook for years, but If | under
stand the above paragraph it errs In
some OF its statements.
I was never in Saratoga in my life,
either on Torsdags morgon or elsewhere,
and the allusion to rum Congress
Hall" is pure gratuitous, and most every
one knows how l abhor rum when | see
what it has done for every one but Mr..
Keeleyf and how l turn from 1t, espe-
cially when remember how many other
things there are that taste better and
come at the same price.
Moreover, when paper says that "
sang en- necka och mojligen" or else
where it makes mistake.
am led to believe, however, that the
authority for the item is paragraph
recently printed in some OF the Ameri-
can parers in which a man who had as
sumed my name and gone to Saratoga
for tagging purposes only FELL over a
pet cinnamon bear at Congress Hall and
cut his brow open on the sharp edge OF
a porcelain cusDador or "spott black"
He lay unconscious until some one de-
tected gas leak and following up the
odor discovered the cash in his head. 1t
was then learned that he had registered
under my name, and the gladstone news
flashed over the wires that l had fallen
on a ''spott back"
He is the same dappel gauger OF mine
who three years ago stole carload OF
watermelons in Ohio, using nothing but
an iron bar and pseudonym.
But even other people are talked
about. Here is what the NordSUeT7lGn
says of the Democratic convention:
jag har lyckats ia rum pa Grand
Pacific hotel, der Cleveland demokrat-
erna hafva slit bufvudqvarter redan
ordnadt under ledming at Colonel John
Tracy, hvadan jag saledes blir tillfalle
att ia sc dem full verksamhet.
''Det forsta jag foretagit mig, var att
Sc huru langt arbetena pa exposition
splatsen fortskridit."
Hepe it will be noticed that rum and
its jag, as well as the demokraterna, are
closely associated, and yet those who
know the Democracy best know that its
prohibition plank is the proudest mo-
ment of its life.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-07-17

This leads as on TO speak OF other lit
erary efforts, among them a sort OF de-
layed boom or the fragment OF nomi-
mating speech which was not accepted
by the candidate, and having been re-
turned to the author, the editor Of a
Winston paper, as being unavailable.
was used by him in his paper and adapt
ed to the use OF a gentleman who had
doubtless paid up his subscription or
sent in a bit of bridal cake-i. e., a
bridal bit as it were.
Below l give the paragraph as it is
printed. for it is gem of forensic
beauty which would have Jared the
rock ribbed natural dam at st. An
thongs Falls or shaken the wet cotton
domestic roof of the Chicago. Ann (pro-
nounced 'forum0.
shall utilize it in school speaker
which ] am about to issue, to be used in
advanced classes of rhetoric:
"He stands to-day most grandly pan
oplied and most magniicently equipped
and most luxuriantly robed with all
those splendid attachments, which most
admirably fit him for that high arena OF
brilliant usefulness, where his grand
powers shine forth with all the I'M
dimmed splendor and matchless bril-
liancy of the knightliest grace and dig
nifty, and which emit at all times those
rare waves OF luster that lend and i'm
part additional glory to the rich and
glittering tiara of American manhood
and American craftsmanship. In the
fortitude Of his purpose, and the strength
of his character, and the tenderness Of
his Sympathies, and the womsnly gen.
tleness OF his heart he reminds us of
some grand and lofty towering oak,
beautifully and symmetrically devel-
oped, and richly and luxuriantly foli-
aged with the graceful garnlture OF a
veTnal woven garland Of opulent splen-
dor, capable of defying and withstand
ing the raging blasts OF the widest
storms, and yet offering, within the
tender and gentle recesSes and its lesfy
bowers, a nesting place for mother
birds TO safely nurse their tender
brood"
II Mr.. Harrison sent back that he
richly deserves the charge OF being the
great American ice machine. Cold as
my own heart is at times, cannot read
the above without Quickened pulse,
and over and over again as / read IL
promise myself that viii never again
do so withoun providing myself with 8
Handkerchief.
II Mr.. ClsReland retarned TIN h.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-07-17

famed encominm It is no wonder that
Republican papers charge him with try
ing to drive over little children with
moving machine. Mr.. Cleveland Is
keen critic of beautiful word picturing,
and II he sent his graham gem back TO
North Carolina it must have been owing
to his vulgar haste and his anxiety 10
get away with Joseph Jefferson and
catch tomcods in Buzzard's bay.
In my mind now see Mr.. Cleveland
with new tiara made especially for him
by Lyon & Healy. Of Chicago, and
quietly learning to play on it In MI.
Jefferson's studio, while Mr.. Van Wrinkle
is painting life size picture OF Buzz
Yards bay. Then, again / see him at
the close Of busy day taking of his
panaply and hanging it on chair as he
retireS to rest, or maphap, In the morn
ing, equipping himself for that high
arena Of brilliant usefulness where his
go and powers shine forth with all the
nndimmed splendor and matchless bril-
liancy Of the knightliest grace and dig
nifty which emit at all times those rare
wares of luster that lend and impart ad-
ditional glory to the rich and glittering
tiara of American manhood and states
manship.
II had tiara that 1 could wear on
the cars-size 71S-one that would pre-
vent neuralgia and tick Sroo in the teeth
and head, and then panoply to wear
on cold nights when l am restless and
kick the asphalt Pullman blanket OIL,
l would like it as we'll as onother.
My burt measure is forty.
An all wood panoply with belt to 1t
would suit me first rate or the whole
thing could be made in one garment,
with tiara of the same.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-07-17

ForMa1ar3a, Liver Trcu-
bic, or indigestion, use
BROWNS IRON BTTTERs
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-07-17

IF YOUR BACK ACHES,
Or YOU are an worn out really good f0r moth
ing, II Is general debility. Try
BROWE'S IRON BITTERS.
4 WIN cure you, cleanse your liver, and give
. good appetite.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-07-17
oRATEFUL-coMFoRTINo.
Epps's Cocoa
RREAkEkST-

~By thorough knowlsdse Of the natural laws
which govern tns operations Of digestlon anA
nutrition, and By . careful spplicasien OF the
rne properties OF Well-selectsd Cocoa, NJ. Hpps
has provided oar breakfast tables vita = dali
cately favored beverage which may save as
May heavy doctors bills. IL 10 blythe iudioious
uss Of such ARTICLES Of diet that . constitution
may b gradually built up until strong snough
70 resist every tendency 70 disease. hundfe1s
70 attack wherever there II weak poink We
may escape many fatal shaft By hes pIng ouf.
selves we'll fortified With pure bleed and pfsD-
srly noaZishcd ntne $500 1870 $780,
sslyin s,f-posrdtIzs By 6socsfs. iab>,s1 thnGa
}khn flss : tss Laden, Kaslzk1.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-07-17
Found Dead in the Woods.

YoRK, PA, July 15.-Mrs. Michael Glenn
ems. aged 81 wears, was found dead in the
weeds near Pleasureville. about four miles
from this city this evening.
When found she was on her hands and
knees, and her dress over her breast was
on ire. There were two bullet holes in
her neck and cuts on her head.
She had been out in the woods gathering
huckleberries, and she had been gone
some time when search was made for her.
Near the body a mans hat and pair Of
suspenders were found. 1t is supposed
she was outraged and then murdered.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-07-17

Law is a rule of action prescribing
what is right and prohibiting what is
wrong, according to my friend Mr..
Blackstone, who got the idea from JUS
tinian, but too often the student and the
solicitor find it poor grazing and the
common law, especially short commons.
This is a joke which | used with good
effect at the lines OF Court, in London,
where l put up while in England.)
But now with our books bound in
membranoid, the bookworm and the
bolt become Synonymous, and the day is
not far distant when hymn book or
two during Lent may prolong ones life.
The Read and Return" volume on
the train will then have to be chained
TO the seat, and eminent but unprosper-
Gus authors can subsist for time on
the autograph albums sent to them,
using the return stamp for Chile sauce.
In addition to the use OF tripe as a
bookbindng, it will be used and utilized
in the manufacture Of slippers for the
pastor, and the time is coming when the
Christmas tree will yield TO the hungry
and weary one, not promise 10 the eye
to be broken to the heart, but no doubt
as many slippers as at present, yet each
one capable of making a man a meal.
In the onward march of membranoid
I am told also that the company will not
confine itself entirely to tripe, but will
roam about scientifically among the
other organs, and in the matter of liter
ature will seek, especially in the bind
ing Of medical works, to use the mem
brance of the organ on which the work
treats. as, for instance, meningeal
binding for works on thu brain and
spine, pleural binding for treatise on
the diseases of the chest and lungs, and
so on as TO the diseases OF bones, peri
tonitis, etc.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-07-17

1t cheats the dogs for making q fellow
squir1d Nobody pities you. Get IL out,
saws one; rub the tooth against q stone"
saws another; ''whea It begins to swell then
A. won't hurt 50 mnch. {" says 3 third The
reason Of tho ache il you didn't use SOzo-
DON'T, and TSevent ycuS teeth from deeay.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-30
ATLANTIC TRUST COMPANY
no. 80 WILLIAM-ST..
NEw.YORK CITY, ~ Y.
VIE FOLLOWING COUPONS are due and

NEW-YORk CITY, N l.
rJ,UE FOLLOWING COUPONS are due and
n,vobo At this Office on and 1st day Of Janu
airy. 1893
ALUMINIUM BRASS & BRONZE COMPANY.
BINGHAMTON r. r. co.
BUFFALO CHEMICAL WORKS
BURTON STOCK CAR COMPANY
nENTON uARBoR WATER SUPPLY COMPANY.
COLUMBUS. HOOKING VALLEY TOLEDO RAIL
WAY co.
COLUMBUS CONNECTING & TERMINAL co.
COUNCIL GROVE WATER COMPANY.
covry ISLAND FUEL GAS & LIGHT COMPANY.
CRYSTAL. WATER COMPANY OF EDGEwATER.
CUMBERLAND ELECTRIC LIGHT POWER CON-
PANY.
DENVER CONSOLIDATED GAS COMPANY
EAU CLAIRE STREET R'Y LIGHT Powf1. CO.
FLUSHING & COLLEGE POINT STREET hAlL"Af'
HUI. CITY ELECTRIC LIGHT COMPANY.
IRON CAR TRrS ST. l3O
IRON CAR EQUIPMENT Co. I, s. o, 10. q 49,
LAND AND RIVER IMPROVEMENT CO.
LINCOLN WATER LIGHT IL POWER co.
NORTH RIVER ELECTRIC LIGHT POWER CO.
MIDDLE,ROROUGH BELT RAILROAD co.
PRESCOTT L ARIZONA CENTRAL RAILWAY. 1ST, o
PER CENT.
RICHMOND RAILWAY & ELECTRIC COMPANY.
RICHMOND WATER q LIGHT COMPANY.
RICHMOND & DANVIII.E CAR TRUST, JIG.
ST LOUIS ARKANSAS & TEXAS CAR TRUST ~
TEXAS LOAN AGENCY.
JANUARY 10.
TOLEDO ANN ARBoR NORTH MICHIGAN CAR
TRUST. a.
JANUARY 10.
c,Nn. CATTLE CAR COMPANY. A 90.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-30

WHAT WAS DONE IN STOCKS.

Thursday, Dec. Cop m.
In every respect the stock market presented
healthier appearance today. There was a
wider distribution Of business and this accom-
panied by moro uniform movement Of prices
While there undoubtedly was large buying for
the short account, tie advances were not wholly
speculative, and, in many instances they were
due TO investment purchases encouraged by I'M
rovcd conditions and increased earnings. Lacka-
wanna and Delaware and Hudson further gsinel
about > IL per cent on moderate buying Of the
best character and the earnings Of both companie,
were reported to hc Unusually satisfactory. OF
the other coal stocks Reading remained moderately
ac i've but its ii:ial gain WAS less than per cent.
lie only stock in which the buy ing seemed 10 b"
chiefly for the short account Northern
Pacific preferred, which, after period Of veal
ness, rose per cent, and retained onc-half OF he
improvement The failure of 4 small firm which
had been carrying a considerable load OF Northern
Pacific stocks ana bonds apparently ended tie
forced liquidation in them, and the bear faction
was quick t. take alarm. savage attacks on the
mama cement, in he interest of tie Great Northern
Railway, insult cent to soothc this uncaslness
II must be admitted, however. that while IN"
financial condition OF the company may be- sound
the stock lacks support aside from that occasionally
furnished by the bear faction.
The leading feature Of the market was the
strength OF railway shares. Rock Island gained
IAccent simply on rumors Of favorable earnings,
and 81. Paul IA per cent in spite Of the state
ment for November. which showed a net loss OF
over $4,000. Louisville and Nashville also
gained IA per cent, and with the others closed
Virtually at its highest point Erie and the
Vanderbilt stocks strong well "a dull
The probability that the Interstate Commerce
law Will be modified 70 permit pooling arrange
ments between railroad companies has given great
encouragement 10 holders of railway sccuriti".
Another important influence II the same dlrcc-
ton is the popular belief that the Sherman Silver
law will be repealed by the present Congress
The market affected to-day, moreover, by
the weakness OF foreign exchange, which afforded
some assurance that the outward movement Of
gold was, for the present Al least. at an end.
In consequence of the energetic buying for both
accounts the closing was strong and hopeful At
about the highest figures The exceptional RI"
of 4 II per cent in Manhattan Railway cccurrci
in the afternoon, and the HIGHEST price for the
stock was made after il was announced that the
Rapid Transit Commission had rejected the only
offer made for the franchise OF an underground
railroad system.
TIE DAY IN THE BOND MARKET
Government bonds continued TO be neglected
at the Stock Exchange, but bids for Is were
raised further IA per cent The closing quota
tions were as follows:
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-30

cANpA CATTLE CAR COMPANY. A 90.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-30
KNICKERBOCKER TRUST CO.,

93t FIFTH AVE.
BRANCH OFFICE. II WALL ST.
Tn. following coupons are IA ahH a. our o"''' OF "'-
Alter January !. 1873.
CI.arncld Biiuniinon- Conl Corporations
IIe,cInnd A Canton X. X. Go. 1st Mortgage.
Corning. y. y. sewer Bonds.
CORNING. '. " school District No. IL.
Craviord.,iIle Water snd Light Go. Rental Ac-
count.
MARLBOROUGH Hotel Company
National Lonn and Trust Company OF Kansas City,
Mo.
\. y. Betting md Packing 60. Limited
Seventh Regiment Veteran Club.
shcIby,ill- III Wntcr and Light Co. Rental Ac-
'" TRED'K l. ELDRDGE. Secretary
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-30

49, b.. ."t oA th. .Al t ''.N OF i,i. paw iva i@s
been Dc ard lsyaD. this ofr" ana G~r Iuesday
January d. 1895 no transfer books VII be closed on
fr.das d., emf.r lhfI s O'Clock +. m, ana re-
Ireg,l on Wccnc.da, Januar, 4th 1898 al 10 o'clock
a d. b ". McWILLIAM>. Treasurer.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-30
WV xopK n.uY TRIBUNE, FRIDAY DECEMbff 'o' ' -

heavy. but closed with small gam in'I french
otIeiSise wholly featurelcSs. AZ rar, s IeIl
rer cents rallied 70 o. 30, put SUBS If the
arru, i. 10 qG5j The weekly statement 81 ~ oon
hnR Of France shows an Increase of 4,2{2 $500
francs gold and decrease OF 3'2oo'"oo
silver , v-hL Roilroad Com
oanv have declared scml-annua divlugn' so w.
her cent on the debenturc rorgaee hoIders Of
4. Laya5e on and after January 10 "O'
record December 30 ,, % investors A
EIoir a Co. offer and recommend 10 Int ~ tho
limi,ed amount Of per cent goo o srnn one 70
CITY Of Los Angeles, Ca! niatnrinS " nnTable in
twenty wears principal ana interest paS""'o u
The trustees of the North River Sayl"3 at t thu
In 10 ncr cent pcr aunum on AL depoSiss
If's o, End upward to the limit of 5000 payable
n dcpositorS entitled thereto on ana ai'er Jan
Tba directors OF the Saint Nicholas hanK n tIoo
docn,nJ a seTi.arnual dividend of > per cch'' Hoe
of tav. PAYABLE on and after January D.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-30

Government bonds continued to be neglected
at the Stock Exchange, but bids for Is were
raised further IA per cent. The closing quota
tons were as follows
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-30

OlLN LIN.
Silver csrts. ... 80.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1892-08-08
BISHOP FEDERICO MURDERED,
Horribly Butchered aud Then Robbed
In an italian Railway Coach.

Horribly Butchered aud Then Robbed
In an Italian Railway Coach.
ROME, Aug. s.-Feeerici, bishop Of Folig.
no, was murdered in a first class railway
carriage between Assist and Foligno last
evening. Robbery is supposed 70 have been
the motive. The bishop had with him a
considerable sum Of money, wlstch he had
drawn from the bank on Saturday. He left
Assist with but one other person in the
compartment with him-an understood man
OF heavy build, dressed in black and carry
ing handbag.
AS the train entered the Foligno station
the guard noticed that the door of the
bishops compartment was open and that
something white huttered on the floor. An
investigation revealed a horrible state Of
affairs. In one corner and half wedged
under seat lay the bishops body bathed in
blood.
His head had been beaten with ham.
mer or iron rod SO that in five spots it had
been cracked open. He had been stabbed
in the breast twice and in the neck once.
His clothing about the waist had been al
most torn of in the struggle between him
and the assassin, and half Of his shirt lay in
blood at the door at the opposite end Of the
compartment.
The two men evidently had fought for
several minutes, as the cushions and walls
were spattered with blood and the seat
covers were torn loose. Nothing of value
was left on the bisL 'p's body. Even the
lining had been torn from his cap in the
search for money. 7 Z rings had been torn
from his fingers SO fortibly as to break the
skin.
description Of the man who left Assist
with the bishop was secured at once, and
was sent out to all cities and villages which
the assassin could reach today. Police are
out along the whole line of railway, but al
yet no arrests have been made. It is sup
posed that after the deed the assassin
jumped from the train to seek hiding in
the woods.
Evening journal. [volume] (Wilmington, Del.) 1888-1932, 1892-08-08

paratus, so that it is thrown on the paper
in fine regular stream. The tube or pen
does not have to touch the paper at all,
and all friction between paper and pen is
avoided.
In Fig. is illustrated an interesting ex-
pertinent with liquid Jets, which shows
how, in some respects, they act like solid
bodies. Two jets OF water, one Of which is
colored with aniline, are arranged SO that
they strike each other at an acute angle.
They do not mix at all, but the colored
water rebounds from colorless stream
and follows a perfectly distinct course.
But if piece of electrified sealing wax is
brought near the two jets, they unite at
once and follow an intermediate path to
the ground.