The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-06-02

A Long Docket with n Few New Features Is
DIsDosed of.

Disposed or.
The monotonous proceedings Of the police
court we're trihe relieved yesterday IN orn
ing by the introduction of several new scenes
in the comedy OF errors which is daily por-
trayed. OF course q change of programme
will give even the best Of shows q new i'm
uetus, aud the turnout yesterday morning
would have been satisfactory TO the most ex-
acting Of managers Men of high and
low estate, few owners OK real
estate and a great many with neither
real nor false estate. the Well-to-do ana tbose
who have nothing. the dark and light com
plected were all there mingled as happily to-
eether as q crowd at q cooking main or dog
hght IL has been said that love levels all
ranks but il is dead sure fact, and one tnat
does not admit Of contradiction. that there Is
DO place on earth that Sd thoroughly places
everybody Oh the same level as the ponce
court.
The unparalleled distributor of equity
came upon the bench with smile as pleas
ing as that assumed by the eenYasser OF q
patent washing machine. while the JoVlal
cash gatherer looked as happy as the merchant
who had Just collected bill he never ex-
pected 10 get.
Maggie Williams. a yellow girl of tender
years. bat tough character. was charged win
being disordery In the street ON account OF
her youth she was turned over TO her mother
for correction. The maternal predecessor
took Maggie into the bathroom and well IN
decd did she perform her mission. Maggie
yelled the peeling OF her throat while the
mother took 1t from her back. IL Is safe 70
say that for season at lens, NJ. W. will take
her meals from the water shelf on the back
pOrch or some other elevated quarter where
sitting posture will not be necessary.
t. l. Balm. a native OF the piny swamps Of
North Carolina, was charged with being dis
orderly in the house OF Nellie Merle. BAN
has a face as unpTepOssessng as the cartoons
on tho Jackson ward transparencles and
meanuess. Whskey and crazy are as thor
oughly mixed uD IN his composition as corn
and tomatoes in brunswick stew. A charge
Of drank was entered aganstshlm also. BAN
was fined - for this offence and = for beng
drunk He was taken TO jail Some. OK
those present thought the man was crazy. but
tue officers think It was mixture OF mean
ness and WblskeY.
William Hundey Lizzie Gilpin and John
Mains were al mixed up IA various and sun
dry shortcomings but convcting testimony
being scarce they were dismissed.
John Mason is a big. black negro and the
pOssesser of a stammerng tongue and a
heart that il as fckle as the weather IN Apul.
John had trhed with the affections Of Lucy
Jackson and Sadie Williams and Is now
paying court TO Bette Cooper,
fair-faced darky with tongue
as glib as q Cary street aucuoneer on sale
day John was charged with curslng aud
abusing the said Lucy and Sadie. lie SAID
Bau-bau-bau LIPS gwy-gwy- gwyn 70 t-t-t-t-
toll y-y-yOu DO tru -tru-t rut bou-bou-boU ID
dis th-th- this thing. LII ean-ean-sant Gus
cus-cussed d-d-dese mig mig -nlggers. DADA
da follres fme-me-me round de-de-de street
ti-t-ti- that viii DO said His Honor. ! u just
fine YOU s. for allowing them 20 follow you
'roun De street"
Lucius Vaughan (coloredl. cha. ed with
beating Nancy Jackson on the street Fined
so.
Lorenzo Rhodes was charged with striking
and kicking John K. Wadrum. On account OF
the condition Of Waldrum the case was con
tiuued until the 30.
Thomas Dung a negro. paid $40 for an
example OF bis Wickedness IN Harris Hall
during fair that was being he'd the.e by the
United Sons and Daughters OF lsreal.
Buck Hardy was fined @25O for being dis
orderly and creating disturbance % the an
nOvance OF the neighborhoOd.
Bette Cooper was charged with cursing
aud abusing Lucy Jackson. She was fined
$3.50
James Williams, John Hundey Alexander
Games and Emmett Hargroye We're charged
with trespassng upon the premises of the
MOore-Street Industrial school aud assaultiug
John Oliver with rock. Emmett hargroYe
YVES fined IS. and the others admonished.
Robert Byrd a negro boy, was charged with
being Of unsOund mind. A commission OK
lunacy was ordered.
L.. w. Fogg was fined $40 for his boys
shooting a rifle in the street.
Thomas Goode paid 80 for the privilege
OF beating LANCE Payne.
Frank Mayo had { give up - for soliciting
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