Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1892-09-09


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Timothy Seed at KLINGLRR's.
Roll your milk.
--Quack cholera cures are ripening.
The days of the calender are num-
ber-d.
Tho "Crab- claw grip" is the latest
fashionable dance.
Will Hardman's crayon pastel OF Mary
Graham can't be beat
The new paving in and around the
Court House cost about $1400.
-Drouth and grasshoppers are impover-
ishing the farmers.
A hearty laugh doeth good to both the
laugher and the listener.
An enthuiastic admirer of Sullivan
calls him "the Jove-li jawbreaker."
Summer ends on the 22d., and the
Jewish New year begins that day.
The buckwheat-growers are not ''itch-
ing" for early frosts.
The State Union Of Christian Endeav-
orers will meet at Altoona October 11th.
Prize Fighting is brutal, no doubt, but
if o bruiser thump bruiser need anybody
cryi
Ignorance is bliss when a small -pox
patient lies in the next room; but it isn't
safety.
Many woman gets q black eye be-
cause her husband has overloaded his
stom ach.
1t does one good to meet plain fool
sometimes. There are so many wise men
in the world nowadays.
When you hear woman's voice call
hen child some angelic pet name, 60 away
before the child comes.-.Er.
Talk hopeful to your children of life and
its possibilities; you have no right to de-
press them because yon have suffered.
The Boston girl is now overhauling
her Latin to find out whether or not the
plural of "gallus" is galli.
Several Pittsburgsrs are prisoners on
the Normania, at quarantine, N Y.
bay, at present.
Two men in buggy beat and abused
Mr.. and Mrs. Distler, at the second toll
gate ON the plank road, Monday evening
for not allowing them to pass.
The quickest way to learn a woman's
feelings toward you is to slyly kiss her.
II she gives you little slap you've got
her; if she half kills you, you haven't.
Our press broke Little Prince Dusty's
stereotyped head this week; but the story,
which was greatly enj eyed by many of
our readers, ends happily.
Monday was Labor Day for almost
everybody except the bank fellows. WHAT
on earth would become of the patriotism
of this Nation, fit were not for the banks.
Both Of Alonzs McCandles's horses
took premiums at the New Castle Fair
Harry Hoorehead's Mack took second
place at Tarentum.
There is an enduring symp athy
between the small boy and the growing
weeds. He las no desire to hurt them in
the least.
The COW that quenches her thirst in
the street cutters and the vile newspaper
are both dangerous to the health of the
family; but the last Ia by far the worst.
The politicians are now telling the
people what they know about the situation.
Along in November they will be busy in.
quiring, "Where was / atio
To keep roads in good condition water
should never be allowed to stand in ruts
and puddles, and road should always be
patched ur as soon as the puddle appears.
Canadians are doing very little to keep
out the cholera. Their idea seems TO be
that nothing will enter Canada unless it
has to, but they should remember that
cholera germs haven't much sense.
There were two run offs near Renfrew,
Monday morning. Ad. Critchlow's team
run away and tore all the wheels from the
wagon; and Jimmy Mahood's team got
away and stranded on the railroad.
Butler was enveloped in smoke last
Thursday and Friday evenings. A straup-
or looking down upon the town from any
OF the surrounding hills would have sup-
posed the whole town to be in flames.
Someone who has "been there re-
marks that the happiest moments in a
summer tour are when the family closes
the front door and when they open it
again.
Next Monday, Shakespeare's second
age OF man will be exemplifed: "The
whining schoolboy with his satchel and
shining, morning face, creeping like a
snail unwillingly to SCHOOL,
When You see man wiping his mouth
as he comes ont of barroom and looking
around to see if any one is near that he
would rather not see, it is sign he has
been taking drink
So few girls marry millionares OF
princes that it is wonder that more girls
arc not taught cooking, sewing, and
other work to which the wives of poo,