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The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

Twenty-four hours time ahead of all COM
petition into Portland. Oregon. from Chica-
60, Omaha or Sioux City. The Union Pacific,
the original Overland Route. is doing this
every day. You can lay off one day, any
where along the line. and go fishing and still
get in as quick as the other man. You can
go straight through and make Portland one
whole day ahead of ell competitors.
See your nearest Union Pacific agent. or
address E. L. LoMAx, Gen1 Pass. i Tiki.
Agent Omaha Neb
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

Levi: Meln sohn vas teatt. How mooch
ybu shar2e fer emparming de pody? Under
taker: We will do very satisfactory job for
$50. Levi: Und how mooch you discount
for a corpse with one cork leg?
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25
What More Do You Want?

Shortest line. fastest time. low rates,
Union Depots. Pullman Diners and Sleepers.
fine scenery and perfect service on the Union
Pacific to all points west
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

Smith: So, you are a poet! And may
ask how you make your living? Rondo: Oh,
l win all the fasting competitions at the
dime museums.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25
Hoods Sarsaparilla

does 20 perfection. is the best Con>tit utional
Treatment, and in many cases does away
with all Local Treatment in the many dis
eases with which women are afflicted" MRS
MARTHA REED, 1875 Ramsey Street BAlti-
more. Nd.
n. B.-N you decide 10 take Hoods Sarsa-
parilla do not be induced 10 buy any other.
Insist upon HOOPS.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

Slingson: Isn't it queer that Miss Brown
stun wears only jet ornaments? Arroughs
Not at all. She owns dozen shares of ga.
stock.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

He: Would you marry for filthy lucre?
She: 1t would depend on how much there
might be Of the filthy stuff.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

A young man must be very bashful indeed,
when he undertakes to perfect himself In
palrlistry just to get an excuse for holding a
young lady's hand.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

Labor Agitator: My friend, are you not
in favor of the eight-hour movement? Abe
Lazy (the tramp: Movement! Who ever
heard of me bein' in favor of any kind of
noyprnentS
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

SLOW do you get along with Miss Holdof,
jack" Il proposed to her the other night,
and she sat on me- ''She did? By JOye,
you must have been in clover"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

Every little while the man who taught
Patti how TO sing" turns up. The gentleman
who taught her how to charge remains wise
ly in obscurity.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

Lone Benedict: am completely lost since
my wife went on a visit TO her motAer.
Friend: Then it is quite in order to ask you
how you find yourself these days.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

The catarrh that isn't cured costs
$500. Not to you, but to the pro-
prietors of DR.. Sage's Catarrh Rem
edy. They promise to pay you the
money, if you have an incurable
case.
They don't believe that you have
one.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

Mr.. c. c. Campbell, Of CamYbell's Cotton
Compress Co.. of the city of Cincinnati, Ohio,
writes: Everybody finds relief shortly after
using Bradycrotine for headache"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

''Oh. that must be too lovely for anything"
said Hortensia. when she read an account of
stage robbery in the far west. Lovely to
be robbed:" asked Uncle John. Lovely to
be held up said HoItersia, with a roseate
buSh
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

Policeman: Why did your husband kill
that young man? Mrs. Peanutti: He maka
love toa mea. Policeman: What did he say:
Mrs. Peanutti: He say that a cook stove and
two beds too heavy for mea to carry.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

mo, my son. it is not always polite to tell
man what you think of him. 1t is safer to
tell 1t to somebody else and it Just as effect
i've in most instances"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

Bill Bunco: Ever dealt IN stocks, Frank?
Frank Faro: No, sill that's one game where
the odds are against the dealer.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

The greatest cure on earth for pain
Salvation Oil, We all should fain
Keep handy in our phySic chest.
All know full well it is the best.
1t stands the proof-the crucial test.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

Nothing Like Change.-She: Since my
return from the south of France. I'm another
woman: Sarcastic Friend: How delighted
your husband must be.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

Cora: Why do you think Attorney limp
son Is destined to become supreme Judge?
Dora: He says he has decided l am the
prettiest girl he ever saw.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

'Are you engaged:" inquired the lady of
Bridget at the Intelligence Office. NO, mum.
but have regular company fer four nights
o the week"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

M Safer Remedy can be had for Coughs
and Colds, or any trout,e-of the Throat, than
''brOlcn'S Bronchial 1roches." Price, % cts.
Sold only in bores.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

''But why did they break off the match at
the last moment:" ''Oh. the co,cr of his hair
killed everything in her trosseau."
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

On New Years day, both long and loud,
A reformation great he -owed.
He really meant it then: but now
He starts in to reform the vow.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

FITS.-All Fits stopped free by Da. KLISE's GREAT
Nerve RestOfer No Fit after nrSt day Mar
vellous Treatise and So 90 trial bottle free
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

FITS-Ep:lepsy permanently cured BY new system
OF treatment. TWO TRIAL BOTTLES FREE Send for
Treatise Epi!eptic Remety Co. As Broad ST. New York
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

After much solicitation the German gov
eminent has decided no, TO send the Watch
on the Rhine to the Worlds Columbian Ex-
pOSitiOn
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

An anti-crank bill has bean introduced IN
to congress. TIE farmers boy will be anxious
to know if i: includes the grindstone.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

''What can do to induce you to go to bed
row," asked a Harlem mamma OF her 5-year-
old son. ''lou can LEI me sit up little
longer" was the youngsters reply.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

"Hons0n's Magic Corn Salve."
warranted to cure, or money refunded. Ask
your druggist for II. Price ID cents.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

Oldboy: Honesty, my boy. is the best
policy! Newman: All. yes: that policy lapSed
some time ago-some time ago. old fellow.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

Rejecting marriage proposal is slight
of hand perfor,nance.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

''Want some of my hair restorer. slr?"
asked the barber. BEST in the world" "Oh,
I've something better. I've just got divorce
FROM my wife -
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

Doctor: There is nothing tire matter with
you-yoI need only RESI-. But, doctor, just
look a, my tongue.' Needs rest, too, mad
am
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

''We must get out quick" said Bloobump-
er, when someone in the theatre yelled
Fire. Every WE'LL" replied Mrs. Bloc
bumper; ''Ill be down in five minutes"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

Optimus: You can always rely upon
Frankleigh. He always keeps his word.
Cynicus: All, because nobody will take it.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25
Jest a Flyin,"

William Penn was Fighter of the red
mans WRONGS
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

"Jakey, my sohn. take longer stebs, und
you Won't wear out your shoes so qvuick."
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

No two vegetables are exactly alike. but
one onion bears a strong resemblance to an
other
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

Most tailors are followers of fashion-try
ing to catch up with the young men wiz
have them on
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

EVERY State has its "favorite son." but
only one has its favorite daugkter-state OF
UAHimony.-IAs Ex.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

The man who marries an heiress starts
right IN with golden wedding.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

HOODS PILL act easily. yet promptly
and efficiently on the liver and bowels, cure
headache.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

BEEcHAM's PILIs will cure wind and pain
in the stomach, giddiness, fullness, dizzi-
ness, drowsiness, chills and loss of appetite.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25
DIR. TALMAGE'S SERMON.
LESSONS DRAWN FROM NEBU-
CHADNEZZAR,

The Many Ways In Which Men and
Women Degrade Themselves to the
Level of Brutes-Intemperance Drugs,
IdIeDess, Luxury, UnbelieL
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25
Ward off

Ward off
disease by removing the cause of it.
It's with the liver or the blood, nine
times out of ten. A sluggish liver
makes bad blood-and bad blood
makes trouble. DR.. Pierce's Gold
en- Medical Discovery makes pure
blood. 1t invigorates the liver and
kidneys, rouses every organ into
healthful action, and cleanses and
renews the whole system. Through
the blood it cures. For Dyspepsia,
Indigestion, Biliousness, Scrofulous,
Skin and Scalp Diseases even
Consumption or Lung-scrofula) in
its earlier stages, it's a certain
remedy.
Nothing else is "just as good"
Anything "just as good" could be
sold just as this is. It's the only
blood-puri6er that's guaranteed to
benefit or cure, in every case, or the
money is refunded.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

Learn To write. Trial Lesson by Mail
! only y cents. Write ". G. Chaffee OsweSo " Y
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

The man who scales the roof will usually
be found to possess a timer voice.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25
X did Make Me Better

and on nv third bottle found myself almos;
. new woman. l Will gladly convince any
lady. as l have proved myself, tina; purifying
and erriching the blood. which
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

Is the wife of one of the best known
pharmacists in New Haven. doing
business at 14l DiNweu Ave, and ex.
president of the Conn. Pharmaceuti.
cal Association He says: My wife
was for several years in bad health due to .
complication of disorders. Friends persuaded
her 10 take Hoods SsrSaparilla; she is GER
tainly good deal better since every way"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25

'sDo you Americans never have bad colds?'
asked surprised and observant Englishman.
"Formerly-bus not since We use Dr.. Bulls
Cough Syrup" was the intelligent answer.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25
For Ladies',

Hoods Sarsaparilla is especially adarted ana
Will cure difficulties peculiar 10 the sex. Read
this: For over years 1 suffered with
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-25
Complication Of Disease.

till I was confirmed invalid, blood poor, ap-
petite gone bowels out Of order. ard misera-
bic i'm mind and body. / read OF such won
derful cures performed ny Hoods SarSaparill3
that l thought l would try a bottle. as. il IL
didn't make me better, ii could not make mo
worse.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1892-09-01
THE SEPTEMBER SKIES.
Mars VIII Be Occulted BY the Moon on
Sunday Morning.

Mars VIII Be Occulted BY the Moon on
Sunday Morning.
September's notable astronomical
features will be the harvest moon and
the crossing of the equinoctial by the
sun. The full moon which occurs
nearest the autumnal equinox is popu-
larly termed the harvest moon. On
September 6 the moon will be full.
This is sixteen days before the equinox,
which occurs this year on the 22nd.
The popularity of the full moon
which comes nearest the 22nd or 23rd of
September is that it rises at near the
same time for several nights in success
sion. A full moon always rises about
the same time the sun sets, but on the
evening following the day on which
the moon reaches its full stage it rises
after sunset at periods ranging from a
few minutes to more than an hour, de-
peRding on season and latitude. The
intervals are shorter with the September
moons than with those of the other
months.
Mars will be occulted by the moon on
the morning of September 4, shortly
after midnight. When the 4th is about
half an hour old the moon will begin to
pass between the earth and the planet,
and forty -four minutes later the passage
will be completed. During this time
Mars will be hidden from view. This
will be the only interesting phenomenon
of the sort visible in the evening hours
of September.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1892-09-01

The funeral of William Harvey of
Ridge street will take place from the
house to the church of the Immaculate
Conception, at 7:30 tomorrow morning.
The item going the rounds OF the
state press that the New England road
would put on q new fast train running
between Boston and Philadelphia, is de-
MED. The road will probably issue a
new time card some time next week,
but it is said that there will be no i'm
portant changes.
At the prohibition convention in
Hartford, yesterday, the following
ticket was nominated: For governor,
Edwin P. Augur of Middletown; lieu
croft of Vernon; treasurer, Watson M.
Hurlburt of Waterbury; secretary,
Henry R. Palmer of Stonington; comp
troller, Elarkin e. Wildman of Dan
bury.
Attorney Bronson, the law partner OF
Assistant States Attorney Terry, was
shown a clipping from the Meriden
Republican to day saying that Mr. Terry
would not sign the papers asking fol
mandamus proceedings against the
Meriden Horse railroad, which Attorney
Fitzgerald presented to him. MIR Bron
son stated that Mr. Terry has been in the
Adirondacks since July 10, and has haC
nothing to say in the matter. 1t is no
known when Mr. Terry will return
although he is expected next week.
The people of st Johns parish, Water
town, are making extensive prepare
tions for the lawn fete which will b'
held on the afternoon and evening o
September 6, in Shields grove. 1t is ex
pected that many Waterbury people
will be present. Some of the attraction
are an athletic exhibition by Over
O'Neill of the Brooklyn Athletic club, I
chance on a solid silver gold lined cul
and saucer to every one entering tn
grove, and plenty of dancing. Tn
grove will be tastefully decorated ant
illuminated.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1892-09-01
LOCAL LINES.

B. Shoninger & Co, 175 Bank street,
have sold pianos to the tollo wing promi-
nent people during the months of July
and August: Comstock lodge, K. of P;
1. o. o. F., Seymour; NJ. E. church, Nau-
gatuck; Baptist church, Grand street, Wa
terbury; F. H. Blake, direct r American
band.
The best groceries, fruit and vegetables
and prompt and polite attention, all al
LADD'S grocery.
If you wish your babies comfortable
this hot weather, secure one of Phelan's
swings. He gives them away with one
pound of baking pOWder.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1892-09-01
CHOLERA CIRCULAR
Issued BY the State Board of Health
Yesterday.

Issued BY the State Board of Health
Yesterday.
The state board of health has issued a
circular in regard to the restriction and
prevention of cholera. The report says:
I'm the event of cholera appearing in
a town, the health officer should pro-
vide for its care by isolating the case,
with proper attendance, and by taking
such action as will insure without any
doubt the thorough disinfection of all
the excretions of the patient. This is
the one essential thing above all others,
which he should be sure to have per-
formed. If the disinfection of all the
execrementous discharges of the patient
is thorough, there can be no spread of
the disease from that case.
Cholera is not contagious in the
same sense that scarlet fever and small
pox are contagious; it is not what is
commonly called Catching If disin-
lection and other proper precautions
the disease will spread to those that
nurse, or otherwise attend closely upon
the sick.
''The cholera germ can be reproductive
outside the human body under favor.
able conditions. Vile, filthy, undrained
or unsewered tenements, tilth-saturated
soil from leaky drain-pipes, an atmos
| phere reeklng with the gases of decay
soil polluted with the putrefactive com
pounds from garbage, kitchen slops
sink drains, over-fiowing privy
vaults and the over-crowded haunts
of vice and crime, IN which
misery compels the poor also to seel
shelter, furnish in the most inviting
form the essential conditions for thu
re-propagation of the contagion Of
cholera. Less aggravated instances o.
unsanitary conditions are proportion
ately dangerous. A warm, moist at
mosphere, into which putrefying or
ganic matter is discharging the gases o.
decay, is favorable to the development
of the germs of cholera. The wate
from wells polluted by filth from closely
adjacent vaults or drains, and othe
sources of water defiled by sewage, i
also infected with the specific contagiol
of cholera, has long been recognized a
one of the most active agents in tn,
spread of this disease.
'The personal precautions are few
and simple: l, plain, nutritious diet. 2
meals at regular hours. 3, indulge il
no excuses of eating or drinking, es
pecIally of alcoholic stimulants or ic
| water. 4. never eat without frs
washing the hands. 5, avoid high ex
element, great fatigue and taking cold
and keep cheerful"
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1892-09-01
AMUSEM ENTS.
1.-THE Danger Signal"

1.-THE Danger Signal"
A melodrama with startling mechani-
cal effects is certain of prosperous run
on the east side. This is just what the
danger Signal is, and it was these
qualities which gave it such a warm
welcome in the Peoples theatre last
night. 1t was greeted by a very large
audience, even for this spacious play
house.-New York Advertiser. At the
opera house Friday evening.
Count Casper"
The clever acting and sweet singing
of Charles T. Ellis in "Count Casper
at the new Park theatre, have attracted
crowded houses this week, and the bust
ness has been so good that the manage
ment have determined to prolong the
engagement. The advance sale of seats
for next week has been very large and
no doubt "Count Casper" will be big
money winner.-Troy Telegram. Al
the opera house Monday evening.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1892-09-01
POLICE COuRI.
Judge Cowell's Reception Was Largely
Attended This Morning.

Judge Cowell's Reception Was Largely
Attended This Morning.
Richard McGurn and John Ryan were
found sleeping in a barn and were
charged with vagrancy in the police
court to day. Both were told to skip
the town.
John +. Meah got full yesterday and
went to Applebaum's stable on North
Elm street and raised a disturbance.
He was fined So and costs for drunken
ness and So without costs for breach of
the peace.
Michael Dewey insulted and struck
one of the Salvation Army people last
night. Officer j. Brickel arrested him.
Dewey went as far as Leavenworth
street quietly and then he showed fight
and his brother assisted him. The Off
Ger fought him for twenty minutes, his
clothes being torn in several places
Finally Chief Egan and Lieut. Damon
| arrived on the scene and it required the
united efforts of the three to load him
| into a wagon. He was fined $40 and
costs for drunkenness, $25 and costs for
resistance and 81 and costs for breach of
the peace.
Timothy Altman was charged with
malicious injury to property. Mrs Kate
Burke was the witness against him, he
having broken her sewing machine
Mrs Burke raised terrible disturbance
in the court room, her tongue flashing
of Altman and wife was something ter
rible. The judge, Attorneys Holohan
and Lowe came in for their share, until
finally Judge Cowell imposed fine of
SIS for contempt of court. Altman was
fined $40 and costs.
Attorney O'Neill wanted the bonds
called in the case of Terrence CoyIe,
who did not appear in court, on
the grounds that it was distinctly un-
Ederstood that Coyle would be present
this morning. Judge Cowell said he
could not pass on the case very well.
He had spoken to Judge Bradstreet, who
had fixed the bond, about the case.
Attorneys Root and Lowe, who APP
peared for Coyle, argued that as Judge
Bradstreet had opened the case he
should finish it. The case was con-
tinued until Monday.
John Shanahan Michael Kelley and
Lewis Keefe were each fined 81 and
costs for drunkenness.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1892-09-01
BASEBALL RESULTS.
Cleveland Wins II Game and Plays u Fiv
Inning lie Game with Baltimore.

Inning lie Game With Baltimore.
AT PITTSBURG.
Pittsbury. o; New York, ..
Batteries Ehret and Mack; King and Nc
MahOl.
AT CINCINNATI
Cincinnati. /; Boston, ).
Batteries --Dauh and Vaughn: Stivet It's HnG
Ganzel.
AT CLEVELAND.
Cleveland, s; Baltimore l.
Batteries -Cuppy ana thinner; Cobb and
GunSOn
SECOND GAME.
Cleveland, o. Baltimore, o.
Batteries Young and thinner; Mcmahon
ana Robinson.
AT CHICAGO.
Chicago, >: Philadelphia 3.
Rttcrics-Gumbcrt ana Schriver: Casey and
DOwSe.
AT LOUISVILLE.
Louisville, 1: BrooHlyn, o.
MISREPRESENTATION AMI Merritt; Haddock
and Daley.
AT ST. LOUIS.
No game scheduled.
Waterbury evening Democrat. [volume] (Waterbury, Conn.) 1887-1895, 1892-09-01
TIMELY TOPICS.

Hawley & Co have received a complete
line of fall style hats.
Pure spices for ten and fifteen cents a
can, with check, at 10 East Main str ct,
Great A. & P Tea Co.
G. M. Holzer, 1919 South Main street,
is going out of business and will dispose
of his large stock of footwear at great
sacrifice.
Tomorrow will be special bargain day
at Miller & Picks. Read their special
list.