davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1892-06-25
A Warning-Don't Use Big Words.

In promulgating e~sotsrio cogitations or
calculating superficial sentimsntalitIes
and philosophical or psychological obser-
y~ations. beware of platitudinous ponder
osity. Let your statements possess a clari-
ned concisensss. compactsd eomprehensi-
blenoss. coalesoent consistency and q
concentrated conency. Eschew all cor
elomerations of fiAtulent gsrrulity, jejune
habblement and asinine sfectstions. In
trying TO impress upon Others the superior
ity Of the Wisconsin Central lines. and why
you and so many others use this thorough
fare from St. Paul and MINNEAPOLIS and
Duluth and Ashland to Milwaukee. Chicago
and points east and south. it is not nsces-
ssry 70 uss iawbreakers. List o extem-
poransous d~sscnntiugs and unprecedented
eIpstiations have intelligibllity and vera
ciops vivneity. without rhodomontade or
thThsonical bomb Ast. Ssdulously avoid all
all polysyllabic profundity, psittaceous vac
ulty. ventriloquial vsrbosity and vandilo-
quens vapidity, shun double e%ntendres.
prurient ~iucosity and pestiferous profanity,
obscurent or apparent. In other words,
talk plainlys naturally, sensibly, and truth
fully say the Wisconsin Central lines is the
route, and that mt it.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1892-06-25
AN ENORMOUS EROLITE.
The Largest Ever Known Falls Into Il
Caspian Sea.

The Largest Ever Known Falls Into the
Caspian Sea. 5t
A dispatch from st. Petersburg SAYS:
What il believed to be the largest mrolits
ever known to have fallen is lying in the
Caspian sea, a short distance from the PEN
Ursula of Apsheron. The arolite made a
terrible noise as il rushed through the air,
and the whits-hot mass made a light that
illuminated the country and sea round
about for = great distance. Huge masses Of
water was thrown upward. and the sight to
those who were not frightened was an e1-
cesdinely beautsful one. So enormous is
the mrolite that it projects twelve feet
above the water, and, save for its fused
black crust. which gives it the appearance
OF having been Vanished, it has every ap-
pearance Of being one of the usual rock
formations inst with along the coast.
Scientists are deeply interested in the phen-
omenon and several of them are making
preparations to visit the peninsula and ex-
anime the mrolite. Further information is
needed before credence can be given to the
above.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1892-06-25
Are You suffering

From back ache, Inflammation OF the blad-
der, brick dust deposit or stone in the blad-
der. or in fact any arrangement of the
kidreys OF urinary organs? II thus afflicted
do nns lose time snd waste money on worth
less ::sinsnts and worse plasters, but strike
~ the sest OF ths disease At onee by using
ths greatest all of known remedies, the GEL
take. purely vegetable. Satisfaction every
tima-
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1892-06-25
N~1rRAMnDTHR MORTGA6E.

axsaeelv Deeter xried ~ Revive
-. - mean uanes1.
SM8e5s 49,.
a$0 y ~ u3o1fheos, ~ Fl ssuuae
" n~osoaAons, Who wss hAnRed iu
s@s1t. MI 100 Friday. Was buried yes-
sEL 5 s.sss ssS. n.-,.srn.Aara ~ ~ On.
n "a $780, 49,. $3.50 .As-y 4 s.ss- Is..E 40
%M&qnaN NAlSit9T AFo1 a4ssss.s 1900 $500 q.
&loG9hthe indasnce oSsRf San 100. =
q sissse s1eatof. III rsmaina were kept By. hiu
-.sS~s .1varsl davs Is enable tho Doctor
= TN Se3iosI aeience IN IN effort
sss.. M, * ma. ~. slaughter was
g@. 49,. SSavetsd Ia her eon, ana mort
~ssx 4 ~. lsssl. hcns IL ~ suburbs Of the
3 ~ ~ w n ~ Md attorneys for de-
~ nssa. The little home was pur-
sSssexsa m inaAallment plan, payments
Sss.. :sde mon1hly. the amounts being
~snisssd s. ths eon, Who was an expert
ssss shsntef. All Of which money he 10 said
i..vs wnn a ~ hazardous game.
IN. Jacks assured Mra. Slaughter that II
.nnlv nsoeasary 10 keep warm tho body
" ssr sracrtsd ~, and that in q few days
n -hrnrsn neck Would grow together and
sEisSss vnuld ia restored. All he wanted was
a ~ ~ Z retainer for his services, and nm
ST1i1innal H25 il case he brought the son to
ia Mrs. Slaughter said that she was PEN
riiSsa, Chat her houss was mortgaged for
MN s-a xhaA Avarv aenA OF the Inoney had
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1892-06-25
Thousands Of Suffering Women.

Delicate women who somplain OF tired
feeling, pains in the back and loins. desire
to siesp. dizziness, painful or suppressed
nsns.ruation. will find in Oregon Kidney
Tea q faithful friend. Itcan be relied upou
in svsry instance to give immediate relief
from kidney and urinary troubles. Thou
from some disorder of the kidneys or liver,
who might be permanently cured by using
Oregon Kidney Tea.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1892-06-25

That nightmare ofmnn's existsncs which
mahss fond a mooksry and banishes sleep
ftem weary eyes, readily Yields to the po-
tent influences OF the celebrated English
DtnAsilon Tonic. 1t tones up the digest
i've 0rsaus. restores the appetite. makes as
sin of food possible and inyigorates
ths whole system. All druggists sell it at
per bottiA
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1892-06-25
Good Looks.

Good looks are more than skin deep. de
pending upon q healthy condition of all the
vital organs. If the liver be inactive, you
have a bilious look; il your stomach be dis
ordered you have dyspeptlc look. and If
your kidneys be affected you have pincned
look. Secure good health Il you will
have good looks. Electric bitters is the
great Alternative and tonic; acts directly on
these vital organs. Cures pimp!es. biotehes.
boils and gives a good complexion. Sold
ut r. s. Hale d Co.'s drug store; zoe. per
bottle.
The Irish standard., 1892-12-24
A MODEL CLUB.

scheme to Entertain Clubmcn Within
Jackson Park Next Year.
The 'sWorld's Fair Club is the name
of an organization now being formed
by the most prominent clubmen of the
city. The idea is to conduct within
jackson park a model club house,
which will be open during the fair to
members and their guests. The club
is intended for the accommodation of
the ladies as we'll as the gentlemen of
this city, and for the members of recog-
nized clubs in other cities who may visit
the fair.
The appointments of the club house
will be of the highest class, and the ac-
commodations will include dining, read
ing, reception, billiard and smoking
parlors; also q central court and roof
garden.
For the further convenience of visit
ing members, it is contemplated to
open branch of the club in the center
Of the city, where information and as
sistance can be rendered in relation to
the cashing of drafts, securing of hotel
and other accommodation, transfer of
baggage, etc.
A list of the best clubs of the country
will be prepared, and members of those
recognized will be welcomed to the club
ho,1se "a
The Irish standard., 1892-12-24
NOT so VERY REMARKABLE.

Army Officers Have Made Harder Rides
Than the Germans.
The recent test of speed of horses and
that of the endurance of officers and
men in which a hundred German officers
engaged from Berlin to Vienna, and a
hundred Acknowledgements officers
from Vienna to Berlin, have been free
~ commented upon, but are not con-
sidered by army officers as so very re-
markable.
In 1877, says the New York Tribune,
Capt. Ezra Fuller, of the Seventh
United States cavalry, during the pur-
suit of Chief Joseph, was sent out by
Gen. Miles from Fort Keogh to ascer-
tain and give warning as to the route
which Chief Joseph was taking over
the mountains. Capt. Fuller rode his
own private horse, his guide had two
Indian ponies, and an extra horse was
taken along to carry the rations for
the party
They were gone twelve days, during
which they rode more than six hundred
miles-not over the kings highway, but
through an unknown mountainous will
uCAACoo' Dul lily OAAlS C"Cl'c uuy> SdPC
Fuller was unable to procure more than
three feeds of grain for his horses. The
Indian ponies gave out on the third
day, and the guide then rode the extra
horse.
Capt. Fuller once rode sixty-six miles
in nine hours in search of deserters
Adjt. Bell, also of the Seventh cav
airy, rode through the Bad Lands, in
North Dakota, in 1882, one hundred and
five miles in twelve hours.
t Many instances Of long rides of United
States cavalry officers might be men
toned in which the endurance Of both
men and hores was tested, and compar-
isons would show that American men
and horses are second to none in tests
of this character.
The Irish standard., 1892-12-24
p.rn,tual Motion Abroad.

The search has been continued
throughout the centuries. It sent many
q scholar to an asylum. But now, at
last. has been discovered at CONSTANT
NOBLE the secret of perpetual motion
Two respectable tradesmen write from
that CITY: .sWe are clocknakers by
trade, and have just invented an auto
matte mechanism of a force Of forty
rounds which will work continuously
IN whatever position it may be, and
without being moved either by 2 spring,
Or by steam, or by electricity or by any
motor powerwhateve that could I'M
part al impulse tot. It IS, il fact, per
pIetual motion, nonnced IN discover d
able until this day.
The Irish standard., 1892-12-24
OLE MAKES q COOP CITIZEN.

g 00 Gcc1n0An1V1on R0o01lys Ad4pt0 HIM.
self 20 American Institutions.
There. is no nation in Europe that is
more adverse to violence and has less
sympathy with q topian aspirations than
the people Of Norway and Sweden, says
q writer in the North American Review.
They have been trained to industry,
frugality and manly self-reliance by
the free institutions and the scant re-
sources of their native lands, and the
moderation and self-restraint inherent
in the cold blood of the north make
them constitutional1y inclined to trust
in slow and orderly methods rather
than swift and violent ones. They
come here with no millennial ex-
perience, doomed to disappointment,
but with the hope of gaining, by
hard and unremitting toll, modest
competency. They demand less Of life
than continental immigrants of the
corresponding class, and they usually,
Tor this very reason, attain more. The
instinct to save is strong in the major
lty OF them, and save they do, when
their neighbors of less frugal habits
are running behind. It is therefore a
fact, which all students of the social
problem arising from immigration have
remarked, that the Scandinavians adapt
themselves with great ease to American
institutions. There is no other class of
immigrants which is so readily assim-
Hated and assumes so naturally Amer
lean customs and modes of thought.
And this is not because their own ma
tionality is devoid of strong character
istics but because, on account of their
ancient kinship and subsequent devel-
opment, they have certain fundamental
traits in common with us, and are
therefore less in need of adaptation.
The institutions of Norway are the
most democratic in Europe, and those
of Sweden, though less liberal, are de-
veloping in the same direction. Both
Norsemen and Swedes are accustomed
to participate in the management of
their communal affairs, and to vote for
their representative in the national par
lament; and although the power given
them here is nominally greater than
that they enjoyed at home, it is virtual
~ less. The sense of public RESPONSE
bility, the habit of interest in public
affairs, and critical attitude toward
the acts of government are nowhere so
general among rich and poor alike as in
Norway and Sweden, Notwithstanding
the fact that the suffrage is not uni
versal
The Irish standard., 1892-12-24
THE SILENT CITY.
Wonderful Mirage of q Town That 10 Yet
Unidentified.

Wonderful Mirage of Town That 10 Xet
Unidentified.
Many stories have been written about
mirapes and decisions, but none more
interesting and curious than that OF the
Silent City illusion, which makes It's
appearance near the Pacific glacier IN
Alaska.
The discovery Of this wonderful
mirage, says the New York Weekly,
was made by the Indians, who often
tell of the city which was built IN the
clouds. The mirage can be seen in the
early part of July, from five to six p. 10.
It rises from the side Of the Pacific
glacier. It first appears Like heavy
mist, and soon becomes clearer, and one e
can distinctly see the specter city, well
defined streets aud trees, tall spires,
huge and odd shaped buildings, which
appear to be ancient mosques and ca
thedrals s
1t is city large enough to contain at
least twenty-five or thirty thousand
inhabitants As yet no one has been
able to identity il, although several
have claimed TO recognize the place.
There is no city like it in Alaska, nor IN
any country about it for thousands 1 OF
miles. Some claim it is city in Rus
STA, others say il is . city "a England,
but none can tell what or where It IS.
The mirage was given the name Of
atss lent City, ], as II appears one like
q dead eity;g there is nothing toS indi-
cate That II 81 the pictured reflectio'n q I q
% inha bited lace
The Irish standard., 1892-12-24

WAVERLY, WRIGHT COUNTY.
County Delegate, VIM. Quinn
President. John Kelly; vice president, Z =
Kelly; rec sec, G Nolan; lin sec. WI Walsh;
treasurer, G O'Hara; doorkeeper. = ii O'Con-
nell; sergeant alarms, J Gtb,in, Jr; ms SEQ,
G. III CullAn,
The Irish standard., 1892-12-24

WATONWAN COUNTY.
County Delegate, Rev e O'Conneu.
Division No. l, Madelia, Minn.-President,
Thos Roonev; vice. president. Jno Griffin; rec
SEQ, o e Mccoy; fin SEQ, A Russell; ms sec,
Edward NOonon; treasurer. Hugh Farmer; mar
shal, John Bohan; meet first Sunday of month,
in or hall at Madelia, MINI.
The Irish standard., 1892-12-24
Il
YOUR
HUSBAND
IS CROSS
ABRAHAM LINCOLN.

When leaving his homo at Springfield, Ill.,, 10 -
inausurated President of the United States.
made farewell address to his old friends AZ
neighbors in which he said, .'NE1GHBoRs oxyr
YOUR BOYS A CHANCE
Thes words come with az much for. q to-Aa~
as th y do thirty years ego.
How give them this chance?
Up in the Northwest iss great empire wa1e
ing for young, and sturdy fellows to come an
develop 1t and grow UP with the oountsy.-
Ale or this broa land ara the young fellows.
the boys that Lincoln referred to- seeking u
better their condition anc get on in life.
Here Is their charcel
The country referred to lies along the Nor.s.
ern Pacific 4. B. Here You can find prettx
m Oh anything 500 want In Minnesota and In
the Red River Va for North Dakota, the R.-
est of prair lands fitted for wheat and grain.
Or as we'll for diversified farmi1 g. Ia Westar.
Nortn dakota. an" Montana, are stock ranges
ltmitless in extent, clothed with the most nutri.
ito ls Of grasses.
TIA fruit farming region is wanted thu ~ il
the Whole state of W shington to select from.
as for scenic delights the Northern Paoihe
haalroad passes through country unparalleled.
10 crossing the Rocky, Bitter Root, and Co.
cade mountains, the greatest mountain sceuexy
to be seen in the United States from car win
COWS Is to be found. The Wonderful bad isnds
wonderful in graceful form and glowing Color:
are a oem. axes Pend d. Oreille and Cos,rd
Acne, are alone worthy of q TRANSPORT, uentaf
tn While they are the fisherma g Ultima
Ihole. The ride along Clark's Flo of the o.
iumb1a River IL daylight dream. Toe IL
climax this is the only way to reach the faur
famed Yellowstone PAX.
10 reach and see all this the Northern Pacific
railroad fur ish traine and Service of unsur-
passed excellence. The most approved am
com1orta lie Palace Sleeping cars; the best Din
ing cars bat ca be mad ;Pullman Tourist oazs
good for both Fl ut and second GLASS passeneera,
easy riding Day coaches. with Baggage, Express
and Postal cars all drawn by powerful Baldvt.
Locomotives, NAL 9 train for royalty itsei.
IT ose seeking for new homes should take tht6
train md and spy out the land. To be ma.
Jared write to CHAS 8. FEE,
G.P. d Ia,
ST. PAUL, MIMI.
The Irish standard., 1892-12-24
NATIONAL OFFICERS.

F WHERE, y D, Philadelphia, Ps.
NJ j SLATrERY. N 8. Albany. NY.
TH0s DUrDoN. N T. Columbus, Ohio.
Nation al Rtrectors.P O'Gonaor, chairman;
Savannah. Ga; M Clark. Wisconsin: John p
Murphy, Connecticut: T p o Brien. Ontario Can;
Edward sweeney, Ohio.
STATE OFFICERS-MINNESOT
STATE DE14DaATE-John Mccarthy. OF STILL
water.
STATE SnoHETARY-Rer Kervick, Pipe
stone.
STATE TREAsUnER-John Mahoney. sos 18th
st N E. Minneapolis.
STATE BOARD OF DIRrCT0Rs-P Fl O'Hara
Graceviup; Ktnnane. Minneapolis; William
Delaney. st Paul; F K Newell. Morris; J G Hes
eiau, Duluth.
President Of Insurance Fund, ] Kennedy st
Paul
Vice President. D McDermott, Clontarf.
State Secretary of Insurance. John A
O'Shaughnessy. saltwater.
State Treasurer of insurance, John Sheehy,
Montgomery.
Directors of Insurance Fund, F H Grant, St
Paul; = J Kinnucan, st Paul; Terrence Con-
Geo w Murphy, Faribault.
The Irish standard., 1892-12-24
ROCK COUNTY.

County Delegate, II Lloyd. Luverne.
Divisions No !, Luverne John Coveny, pres
dent: Jas McKeon ce-preeidens; I'd Ryan. re
sec; Ed MaloDey, fin sec; VIM Ryan. treasured
The Irish standard., 1892-12-24

County Delegate-E r. Burns, Norwood.
Div. No President, T Kearnan: vice.
president. W Craven; rec sec, ] Z Powers; fin
sec, N Nugent; sergeant-at- arms, a Curran
door keeper, John sweeney; marshal, Thos.
Sheran; time of meeting I'd Sunday Of month.
Div. No. 2, MISUNDERSTANDING. Burns;
Hce-president. James Murphy; rec sec, ]
Connolly; fin sec. r r Craven; treasurer, NJ p
Ray; ms sec, w + Higgins; sergeant at arms,
Dan Heron; sentinel, ] Campbell.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-03

tion of his residence property on Fifth, near
Aiken avenue, Twenty-second ward, and
also asks for reduction in the valuation
which the assessors have fixed at S41, ,470.
Enormous Reductions Asked For.
Mrs. n F. Bradley asks for rural valua-
tion and reduction from S27, $50 to SIS, $50
on her property on Dallas avenue, Twenty
second ward.
II. c. Frick asks for cut from $685. 900 to
$50, 500 on his property at Penn and Home
wood avenues.
Isaac Kaufman makes big cut in his
appeal. On Central Hotel property, Smith,
field street from Second to Third avenues,
he is assessed $685., 500, and $1,000 on the
building; on lots on Second avenue, below
Smlthheld street he is assessed at S11, go
The total assessment is 1926, $50, but he
places value of $3.50, 600 on the whole.
Margaret j. Morris, assessed S34, $50 on
property on Penn avenue, Twentv-frst
ward, appeals for valuation of S18, ,564.
The other appellants are: Republic Iron
Works, Twenty-ffth ward; Mrs Clara c.
McClintock, residence property at Aiken
and Ellsworth avenues, Twentieth ward;
Mrs Harriet StRtton, residence property
on Highland avenue, Twentieth ward;
James Lyon, Squirrel HILL; Florence G.
Nimick, Twenty-second ward; James Nc
Kay, residence property on Anderson av-
enue, Twentieth ward.
1t is understood another large batch of
appeals will be fled in court early next
week in addition to those referred to by
Prof Former.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-03
CALLED IN THE POLICE

FRANK CoYLE was arrested last night by
Officer Mohan at Frankstown for beating his
wife.
WILLIAM RICHARDS was sent 30 days to the
workhouse yesterday for kissing women on
the street.
MARTIN DoRAN and Thomas Richards,
boys were arrested for tripping drunken
man on Smallman street.
THE Coroner's jury Yesterday exonerated
Officer Sullivan from all blame in shooting
James E. McGiffen at Braddock.
PETER SINCUs, who was arrested with John
0lthe on n charge of counterfeiting, was
given a hearing before U. s. Commissioner
McCandless to-day, and discharged.
The report of Police Sergeant Beck, of the
Twelfth ward station, for the month of
March, shows total of 46S arrests. OF these
cases 405 were men, 40 women, 20 boys and 3
girls. ..'. u
ALDERMAN SUCcoP yesterday held John
Smith for court on a charge of aggravated
assault and battery. Smith is the colored
porter who beat Conductor Morrison on a
Panhandle train Thursday night.
JOHN SKIN, Chicago; Martin Malone, Cleve-
land; Thomas Richards. Duluth; John Nc
Carthy, Sacramento and James Driscoll, Of
Austin, Tex, were sent 80 days to the work
house yesterday. They were picked up in
the lower end of town and could not give O
good account OF themselves.
FRANK SMITH, of Soho, was given q hearing
before Alderman Gripp yesterday ON q
charge of aggravated assault and battery,
preferred by Thomas Doyle, who alleged
that Smith assaulted him at M6orehead Nc
Cleane & Co.'S iron mill last Tuesday week,
and almost kicked his right eye out Alder
man Gripp held Smith under $1,000 bail for
court
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-03
MISSING FOR A WEEK.
Mrs. Catharine Klinefelter Fears Her Son
Has Met With Foul Play.

Mrs. Catharine Klinefelter Fears Her Son
Has Met With Foul Play.
A case of mysterious disappearance with
fears of foul play. was reported to the Anti
Cruelty Society yesterday. Mrs. Catharine
KlinefeIter, living at No. 153 East street,
Allegheny, called to ask the aid of the
society in finding her son, aged q years.
She said that he left home a week ago, and
has not been heard of sine. He had been
visiting woman living on Geurst alley A
married man had slso been going to see her.
The night before he left home for the
last time Klinefelter was at, the
wcman's house, where he met his
rival who assaulted him, and threw
him out Of the house. The next night
when Klinefe1ter left home he was going
back to the woman's house to seek an ex-
PLANTATION of his treatment. As he went out
of the house he said to his mother, eff you
don't see me again you'll known what has
happened"
He has not been seen since, and his
mother fears he has met with foul play.
The young man 8 father vent to the woman a
house, but she claimed she knew nothing
about him. The married man in the case,
it is stated, has also not been seen for some
time. Agent Fisher, OF the society, is in
vestigating the affair.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-03
EVERYTHING READY.

Sir Knights Anticipating Delightful Times
While Upon Their Eastern Pilgrimage
Tho Committee Has Arranged for the
Entertainments Which will Be Unsur-
passed for Elegance.
The committee in charge has completed
all arrangements for the pilgrimage of Pitts
burg Commandery No. 1, X. T., to attend
the thirty-ninth annual conclave of the
Grand Commandery of Pennsylvania, at
Philadelphia, May "a and %. The Knights
and their ladies will leave on the secoud
section of the limited at o'clock, Monday
morning, May %, arriving in Philadelphia
at o'clock in the evening. The train will
be composed of two Eastlake coaches two
parlor cars, three buffet cars and the bag
gage car Hotel accommodations and head
quarters have been secured at the Hotel La
fayette on Broad and Chestnut streets.
On the evening Of May % the Sir Knights
and ladies of Pittsburg Commandery will
tender a reception to their Masonic brethern
of Philadelphia and the visiting Sir Knights
and ladies in the parlors Of the hotel. From
the interest taken in the reception, it is ex-
pected to outdo the one given by them at
the Monongahela House q year ago, which
was one of the finest ever given in the
State.
Tuesday forenoon the parade and review
will take place. The afternoon will be de-
voted to visiting interesting parts
of the city, including the Masonic Temple,
which is the finest edi6ce of its
kind in the world. Tuesday evening they
will attend the soiree and ball at the Acad-
envy of Music, Broad and Locust streets.
Only Sir Knights in full Templar uniform,
without swords and accompanied by their
ladies, will be admitted.
Wednesday the Commandery will leave
Philadelphia for Baltimore, Norfolk,
Fortress Monroe, Richmond and Washing
ton and return. A rate of S14 for the round
trip has been secured. The committee has
had to increase the accommodations, owing
to the large number who have signifed
their intention OF going, over 200 names
having already been sent in to the secre-
tary,