San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-03-09
ALPHABETICAL MIXTURE.

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B-Stands for Brine, Bridges and
Doodle. 1t also stands for Beard,
Bulge and Belly, which certain
character often displays on Soledad
street.
Live business men advertise In the
LIGHT.
C-Stands for Claud, Cheek and Cock
tails, and also for Cats, Champagne
and candidates.
Wolfson, Joske. Haas & Open
he inner and Wolff Il Marx are be-
levers in printers ink.
D-Stands for Dwyer, who would
like to be held to the light and la
beled county judge.
Be prepared to be startled with bar
gains when Wolfson begins his big
spring sale.
E-Stands for the Eli of the LIGHT,
who gets there with all the news
tor countless readers.
Col. Tom Conner will please look
after that sidewalk at 316 South Con-
chO street.
Islands for Fricke. VINO captured
the Gray Mule convention, and
Jack wants to "scalp."
A Hogg man joined the Clark club
last night.
G-Stands for Guerguin, who
wouldn't build sidewalks for HI or
for anything else. 1t also stands for
Cab, Gall and Grease, which Old
Rotundity has in excess.
Judge G. M. Barnes made red hot
talk last night, and wants HOgg to
know that his name is not "Denpis."
H-Stands tor - Hyphen, who
would abuse his best friend for a
glass of beer.
Brine jockeyed the democrats for
Hogg at the last convention, and the
indicators will try it again If Brine
commands.
I-Stands for Indictments and Ignor.
ance, and the latter saved the
"scalp counters" from q change of
clothing.
The Two Joes will not be in 1t If
they dare to cut loose from Brine.
Islands for John James, who will
vet succeed the court" and kick
that stove-pipe TO the town goat.
2 Alderman Hoefiing voted in the
council AYE" on the bond PROPOSE
ton, but will vote mo" with the
people.
K-Stands for Kickapoo, who is onto
the courthouse schemes with both
feet and they are heavy ones too.
The people will hang numerous
| scaips to their belts next Novem Der.
| L-Stands for LIGHT, the peoples
advocate and trusty friend, and the
columns of which are always be-
yond the reach of Doodle and
boodlers.
No one has yet risen to explain
why the official signatures did not
appear signed to the City Financial
Statement in Sundays Express.
M-Stands for Mutton. heads, and
there are several of them in the city
council. 1t stands also for Mug
wumps, who are the hungriest
devils for office in Bexar county.
Continue to keep your best eye on
l.. WOlson's lad" on the Sth page.
N-Stsnds for Newcomb, who has
inflicted more wounds on the city
| administration with q pencil than
|
Manager Read Is doing good work
for Haas & ,Oppenheimer, in letting
the people know through the press
that this house carries fine stock and
are in 1t for business.
! O-Stands for "Onto," which the Elk
press substitutes for editorial when
troubled with mental constipation.
| The young democracy were very
timid at the meeting last night.
P-Stsnds for Peck, who never over
looks hydrant and, unlike q burnt
child, never breads the fire.
Don't sleep on the floor when you
can buy bedstead for two dollars.
Q-Stands for Quack, the cry of Ger.
tain political ducks around the
court house.
When going housekeeping step in
aud let Peck fix you up.
R-Stands for Ring and Ruin, which
| the city and county officials are
working on the taxpayers twenty
four hours in the day.
The world moves 80 does busin ess
move right along at l.. Woltson's.
S-Stands for Swag, Stone. crack ers
and Scalp-counters. 1t also stands
for Sourmash, which the average
official usually carries under his
belt.
you want to size up the liberality
of business man, look at his adver-
tisement in his home paper.
T-Stands for Taxpayer, who is the
worst plucked goose in BexaI
county.
joe Cooley's Register now marks