Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-12
HUMOROUS SAYINGS.

A female model is not necessarily model
female.-Boston Journal.
When one jumps at conclusion he rarely
reaches it.-Dallas News.
A great many men were college-bred on
crackers.-Binghamton Republican.
1t is not impossible to meet with a plump
refusal from a slender girl.-Siftings.
When big operator bulls the market he
must bear the onsequences.-Picayune
Money is not religious article, but still
it has denomination Of It's own.-Rochester
Post.
No man is great enough to veto a millinery
bill after his wife has o. K.'ed it.-Galveston
News.
The longer marriage is put off the less
probability that it will come of.-Atchison
Globe.
A dead beat is a man who doesn't work
himself but works everybody else.-Elmira
Gazette.
The merry singing of the frogs indicates
good hop crop this year.-Binghainpton
Republican.
Don't talk about yourself in company-it
can be done much more satisfactorily afte,
you have left.
An undertaker's man servant might proper
ly be called the valet Of the shadow Of death
Chicago Times.
In parsing we suppose the pickpocke
might be described as an abstract noun
Bnghamton Leader.
We suppose the northern lights may be re-
garded US the antitheses Of southern livers.-
Enghamton Leader.
81 think I'll give the country the shake,
remarked the malaria as it prepared for bust
ness.-Texas Siftings.
Hens are doing all right now. They neet
no lay conference to encourage others II
their work.-Picayune.
Learn from the burglar Does it eve
bother him who may get the credit for hi
work?-Saratoga Union.
1t costs nothing to sign a temperate,
pledge, while the bichloride Of gold treatmen
is very expensiye.-Picayune.
1t is an easy matter for man to tell whC
his friends are in politics, but not who the
are going to be.-Washington Star.
All men do not get their deserts. Som'
consider themseve lucky if they get as far a
a second cour:e.-Washington Star.
Sailboats are somtimes upset by squall
and the same catastrophe occasionally visit
young paterfamilias.-Lowell Courier.
"Ah, am gaining ground rapidly" a
the man said when the dust-storm covered
him with layer after layer.-Philadelphi
Record.
Al hear your nephew is studying for tn
medical profession; is he making good pro
gress! B.-Oh! yes; he already bleeds me t,
perfection.
The men who declined to give up anythin,
during Lent will probably have to do S,
when the bonnet bill comes in.-Yonker
Statesman.
The real "insanity expert" is the man VIII,
succeeds in getting sent to the asylum whe
he deserves 10 60 TO the penitentiary.-Wash
lngton Post.
Alopathy and Homeopathy have taken t.
pistols down in Louisiana, as if they were no
already sufficiently deadly.-Louisville Cou
rier-J Journal.
Mrs. Wckwire-Dear, what do the politi
clans make poll of the state 70 Fl Mr.. Wicl;
wire-To knock the persmmons.-Indianap
oils Journal.
"Now, Johnny, can you tell the COMMITTEES
where the cradle of the human race was!
Eyes, ma'am in the Rocky Mountains
Boston Gazette.
This is the season when the young squire
pcrches himself upon high limb AN
watches the good little boy blowing into
gun.-Columbus Post.
1t has been customary to speak disparag
ingy of the fifth wheel Of coach, but tn
odd wheel of an electric car is far above tn
others.-Boston Transcript.
The boy is not only father to the man, br
he aspires to be boss of the woman. Whe
the woman is his mother he generally sue
ceeds.-Boston Transcript
The Irish patriots should not he discoul
aged. Married men have struggled for HON
rule for twenty centuries. and have not "
succeeded in getting it.-Texas Siiiings.
''Its most decidedly queer TO me, remarl
ed Cholies fsther to the young man, ''that
country where thought is free you seem I
be unable to get any."--Indianapols Jou
nal.
4 writer asserts, mo man can master ii
whole range Of human knowledge" 1t
plain that he never conversed with sophc
more connected with any Of our colleges