St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-04-27


the Republican United States senator. Mr.
CnIium thus wise: senator Cnllom IS a
man who looks like Abraham Lincoln and
acts like Tom Thumb OF course, a man
with busted boom has no friends.
We think Mr. Paddock's pure food bill is
beaten.
Prof Garner saws that monkeys talk about
the weather AT the ordinary rate Of eyolu-
tionary progression few monkey larynx's
may yet be cracked in favor Of free silver.
Luke Sharp. writing in the Detroit Free
Press on Honesty Is the Best Policy, says
that John d. Rockefeller is worth Sj64,O0J,-
900. The subject matter OF his own essay
might be prohtably perused by Mr.. Sharp.
II il be true, as reported. that De pew SIS
out for the presidency" he is a long ways
out for he had long ways togo
James Gordon Bennett is going to move
his newspaper Office up town and four miles
from the center Of business in New York
He will also erect for its accommodation
glass and iron building three stories high. so
constructed that all that is going on inside
can be Witnessed by the passers by on the
sidewalk. OF course, living in glass house
Mr.. Bennett will be prohibited from throw
ing stones, but then the Herald never has
thrown any stones Of late years; at least no
heavy ones.
This spring is not so remarkable for burst
ing buds as for bursting boOms.
Today the president Of the United States
will proceed to lay the corner stone Of the
Grant monument in New York. II is the
seventietb anniversary Of the great soldiers
birthday. incidentally it may be mentioned
that the sum of $4,000 IS needed 70 com
piete the memorial. To the generous. free
handed citizens Of New York we whisper:
Don't all speak at once
II be true that revolutions never go back
ward the Cara revolution must be about
million miles in advance Of civilization. 1t
has certainly gone IN so me direction.
With the elimination OF Hill. the road to
the White house for "some good Western
man" becomes adead level.
Some querelous papers in the East are
afraid the various delegations to the Repub-
lican convention at Minneapolis will not be
provided with pillow shams. But Minneap-
oils doesn't give pillow shams with fifteen
cent nominee like Harrison.
Minister Grub has been given great ban.
quet by his Spanish admirers. which reminds
us that Minister Reid has lately been given
"A great deal OF grub by his American admir-
ers.
Be sure you register today;
Last chance. last call, you know
orelse your vote to your dismay
Go where the lost pins go.
Talk about Hermann, the wizard! One
should go to Ostend and see Duelist Fox in
his grand stand play of catching bullets in
his coat tail pocket.
In the distant Kyle epoch it may be written:
81 asked for a dollar and he gave me pump
kin"
The Grant monument fund has at last
reached the ringing address period
What has become of the Twilight CT ub? 1t
is shutdown with the Republican party i'll st.
Paul.
1.-THE sentinel stars set their watch in the
sky kerosene oil is cheap and their place is
on Third street in torchlight procession.
''What did Joggles say when you told him
he would catch cold in the night air listen"
ing to the stump speaker
ItIJa soid ha vyaS mt In notifies for his
health
While history repeats itself, men should
learn by experience. Here is an object les
son: Two years ago the Republicans of Chi
eago started out TO down de gang. They
claimed that nothing good could come out of
the Democratic party, albeit Mayor Cregier
had given the city one Of the cleanest adj
fninistrations that 1t had had for years Well,
the Republicans succeeded in electing Mayor
Washburne by scratch. Today, so utterly
unsatisfactory has been his administration
that not one solitary Republican newspaper
in the city of Chicago can be found
to say good word for the
present mayor. He is persona non
grata to the entire press OF the Windy City,
and the days of Democratic mayoralty are
looked back to as the good old days" when
political corruption had not filled every nook
and Granny of the various municipaI offices.
More than this 1t is matter of public re-
proach in Chicago that but for the official
corruption of Republican aldermen in the
city council the wheels of Justice would not
be blocked in Furnishing the horde of tax
eaters, Republican and Democratic which
which have fattened on the community ever
since the election of Mayor Wash6urne. Yet
the ''holier than thou party, the Republican
Prohibition alliance of St. Paul. desires to
Chicago the municipality of St. Paul. But
they can't do il Won know