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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-14
Ocean Steamers.

"a SHORT ROUTE 70 LONDON.
w,YoEK, SOUTHAMPTON. BREMEN,
FAST EXPRESS STEAMERS. -
berth Stperase low rates Steamers sail from foot VI
Flu TnCs Dec 90 an H. II. Meier Jan. 10, 10 AIN.
Havel. Tues, cor. II am hbe. Tues Jan ~ Am
Sale sat Dee 81 . am Aler, Tues, Jan. "a, 9 ann
Lain Tues jan 8 a. N. Dresden sat. Feb. 4, am
MFDIrERRANEAS LINE.
New.York 70 Genoa In than eleven days.
KafsrW II Dee H. 10 a. H.. KalserWII Mar. T. 10 an.
Fuda Dec. 81 10 q. nj Fulda, sat- Mar H. ~ a'm'
HaserW IL Jan.2S 10 an Vera, Sat-, Apr! l. 10 am
Fuia sat Feb 4 10 a m Kaiser VII April =, 10 M.
yerr, sat Frb 81 10 am Fulda, SatApr -, 10 am.
NETWORK TO ALEXANDRIA, EGYPT,
Via Gibraltar and Naples.
Ems Tuesday. Jan. s. 1898, p. NJ.
NEw.YORK 10 PALERMO AND MALES
Ems Sat-. Feb: 10, 10 III Inns, sat-, Mar 2o ~ O. m
Passage, 500. sl25 $50 a berth. First Caoln
AI. Il 4 IL
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-14
A RED STAR LINE.

M FOR ANTWEKp AND PARIS.
Sailing for Ncw-York and Antwerp weekly; -
NOORDLA p Wednesday, Dec. a. 80 p M
FRIEsLAND Wednesday, DEC 81; go a: ~
s3s from Antwerp. $40. Reduction on round trip. Ap
uly for "Factsn st,cago az L.ly 10y rates
INTERNATIONAL NAVlGATlON 60,
ayit
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-14

receipts ,or the week. oGj IBIS and 1914 ca.cs
Thr maract dun and rather un~ati-acty Top 0uali"
Z fresh ruhcr.t being Hight in the receipts 40. Id'd
nly steady DO. bat rcy DO not NOV" frv ana many
II the current collections showing serious mixture Win
I'D eggs have - be- shaded ia2c. per dor All sort
~ held fresh pressed sale and weak. ara me
proportion selling at III" lower quotations j. ~
crca-inc Lind have t""n 10 Nr demand ana are h'h
firmly but close qui''"ft
Sat and Pcnn-y l,anl new-aid. per dof....... an
Nlrhlrtn. northern onio. Northern Ind ana and
Northern Iowa fancy "a -
Other western. prime "
We-DrI lcet pack d - -
Western Inferior per case rJ pOd|f ~
LINED. Wet m. -
Lined canadian pr- doy ................ .20Ld-l
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-14

"A. TO LIvEKPo6L. VIA 0UELNsTowS.
,:a iSl'a Dec Dec d. D. M ts.a, jan b. 80
UmDra Dec 81, D. m Aurania.. Jan. % D. M
Bothnla.... Jan I m Etrurio Feb: :; 80 a. m.
Per 40 North River. foot OF Clarkson-st -
Cabin passage, $50 and upwar1 Second calm. sss
Storage tickets TO and from all parts OF Europe OF very
For freight and apply at the company
orice No. Bowling or, Oh. New York.
VERNON IL. BROWN & CO.. General Agents
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-14

SPECIAL NOTICE
The Cunard Il. NJ. Steamship "Etruria.' 70 sail SAT
grd - Dec ~ at M i 1liE RE.iI Lar Gli'i ~ III
Tor passengers t. arrive In part Of Great
Britain Iceland before Christmas Day.
NEENON IL. BROWN & CO., Agents.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-11-18
WAR IN TUTUlLA.
The Whole Island is Likely to
Be Involved.

The following account of the war
at Tutuila is taken from the |
Samoan Times under date of the
5th inst:
So far the people in this island
have been peaceable, and living pre-
sumably contented; but there is
trouble brewing which IS likely to
lead to a hostile meeting of opposing
parties. 1t is sort of repetition OF
an old grievance between the two
"Maugasn in the harbOr of Pago
Page. One manga is the properly
appointed chief of Pago Pago, the
other a self created Manga, living at
Fagatonu in Pago Pago harbor. The
proper Manga is at Fagaioa In
Upolu. Page Pago people have left
last week to bring Manga back to
Page Page. 1t is reported here that
large party of the Fagaloa people
will come over with this Manga TO
help him should any disturbance
arise. Fagasa people on the north
side of this island and close to Pago
Page are one with the Pago Pago
people. The opposing parties are
Fagatonu and the district OF Nuuul!;
at present there is very angry feel
inc between them. Whether this will
affect other parts of the island to en-,
gage in the same is, at present, hard
to state. When these two parties
were at war a few years ago the other
parties held aloof. The natives are
now partaking of the breadfrult crop
which makes them very lazy to work
on taro or yam plantations.
ACCOUNT OF THE TROUBLE.
Again through the kindness OF
another gentleman, who has just re
ceived letter from a reliable person
in Tutuila, we gather that hostilities
commenced on Tuesday morning, the
oath ult. The Chief Leiato and his
followers making rei9 on the vii
lage of Aoa, killing four men anC
wounding one. On the 29th Faga
tono and Aua went to Pago Pago t.
endeavor to arrange matters peace
sbly between the contesting parties
but on their approaching the beach
the Fagasaa people, who had Joined
the Pago Pago party, fired on th'
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-11-18

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than any of its alleged contempt
raries. Its advertising columns
prove that business men know a good
thing when they see it. If you do
not take this journal you are behind
the times.
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boats killing two men and wound
ing three. Later on Fagatono and
Aoa villages were burned down and,
indeed, the whole of the East end
destroyed. Leiato and people re-
treated to the island of Aunuu, and
entrenched themselves there. This
position is an exceedingly strong
one, indeed almost inaccessible,
at any rate most difficult to at
tack. There are plenty of provisions
on the island and, consequently, no
danger of being starved out. Tua-
lauta and Tualatai, inland tribes, are
about to join Leiato's party, and, if
they do SO, the whole of Tutuila will
be involved in war. There is ample
ammunition available.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-11-18

II. NJ. WHITNEY, Manager.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-11-18
ONLY A FAMILY TROUBLE.
Editorially, the Times saws 4:

LuIUUIIdIIy, IIIt IILltS says:
"From Tutuila reports, we find war
raging there, originating in rival
claimants to the title of Manga. We
are glad to know that the quarrel is
only family one, but the matter has
gone so far, and so much blood has
been already shed, that the quarrel
may, and probably will, assume a
political aspect. The latest intelli-
gence points to the whole island
being involved in the trouble. The
news that ammunition is plentiful is
disquieting."
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-24
LIQUOR DEALERS.
MERCHANT TAILORS.

OPPENIEIM " CO.'S EXCHANGE, cor
mcrce and Campbell streets.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-24
A Queer oid-Tlme Wager.

very singular bet was once made in
relation to the master of the revels to
George H., named IIcideggcr, who was
declared to be the ugliest person in the
world. One Of the kings courticrs
wagercd that he would produce n per-
son whom the judges would pronounce
uglicr than IIcideggcr. The conrticr was
allowed three days in which to uneurth
his champion. These three days he
spent in personally ransaclsing White
chapel, st. Giles and other quarters of
London most frcqucntcd by the lowest
of the slums. Somewhere in St. Giles
he foInd an old woman whose features
were sufficiently diabolical to be put up
against lIeidcggcr. When the two
were brought face to face the Judges
declared that it was impossible to de-
eide which was worthy of the title of
"Ugliest Person in London" A friend
of Hcidegger suggested that that
worthy put on the old woman's bonnet
This he did, and the additional uglincss
it gave him was such that he was un-
animously declared the winner.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-24
a Rose Bush 1000 Years old.

The oldest rose bush in the world is
at liildeshcim, in Hanover. 1t was
planted more than thousand years
ago by Charlcmagne in commemoration
of visit made to him by the ambassa-
dor of the Caliph Haroun al Raschid.
After it had become flourishing vine
cathedral was built over it. 1t is known.
however, that n coffin-shapcd vault was
built around its sacred roots in the wear
SIS, the vault and bush surviving fire
which destroyed the cathedral in ll46.
The bush is now twenty-six feet high
and covers thirty-two feet of the wall.
The stem, after 1000 years growth, is
only two inches In diameter.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-24
A BRIGHT OUTLOOK.
President AIlemong Says There
Will be a Revival of Business.

In conversation with TIE TIMES re-
porter yesterday Mr.. Allemong, presi-
pany. remarked that he was glad to
note gradual, but steady leasing up"
of tho money market, and that people
were now paying up their notes to the
Improvement Company right along
Take it altogether" remarked Mr..
Allemong, 1.-THE outlook is decidedly
more favorable than it was twelve
months ago, and if our people would not
be so depressed and would go to work
in earnest, this summer would SEQ a
grand revival in business"
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-24

who, nevertheless, has been persuaded
to place the child in the hands of the
Children's Home society, an organiza-
ton which procures good homes for un-
fortunate little ones. The interest in
the little girls career has become gen
eral, and number of leading Chicago
business men have started fund to
give her thorough education. Any
person desiring TO contribute to the
Katie Smith fund will please address
Edward L. Lawrence, treasurer, care of
First national bank, Chicago. Proper
acknowledgements Will he promptly
made. The Childrcn's Home society,
which has done SO much for Katie
Smith. is under Che management of Rev.
M. V. Is. Van Arsdale, $50 La Sale
street, room Al, Chicago.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-24
THE ROANOKE TIMES. WEDNESDAY. FEBRUARY - 1892.
A Ch,car, rso,n,p,,.

lie aimed the pistols ut her snow-whits
hos'.in: lie iircd-and the fatal bullet
sped on its cruel mission of death.
20 Gustavus," she cried. 81 will be
yours"
lie sprang lightly forward. With one
deft blow lie struck from its course the
lying bullet. Harmless it dropped to
tho conservatory floor. Clasping tho
TAR girl to his manly breast, he e:,-
claimed: Darling, 1 was hasty! For
give mc!'
The fault was wholly mine, Gus
tavus," was the murmuring response.
"All is forgiven" And the happy pair
returned to the ballroom and the dizzy
mazes of the waltz.-Brooklyn Life.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-24
Interesting Celebration.

The hall was crowded Monday night
with friends of the Ciceronian Literary
Society, of Roanoke College, it being
the thirty-sixth annual celebration of
this society. The Salem Silver Cornet
Band played at intervals during the
evening and sustained its old-timc repu
tation. The speeches were all good,
some quite deep, especially those on the
free coinage of silver, but the grafton
which received the greatest applause
was that on Tho Coming Man." by Ii.
M. Smith, of North Carolina. Amongst
the floral tributes he received was a
superb floral Maltese cross in old gold
and white, presented by the Alpha Tau
Omega fraternity, of which he is Il
member.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-24
BREVITIES.

j. II. Grove, of Frederick, Md, who
some time ago purchased a sample
vehicle from the Salem Wagon Works,
was in town yesterday, inspected tho
works and gave an order for carload
The board of directors of the Central
Land Company held meeting at II a
m. yesterday in Prof. Crabtree's office
and transacted routine business.
Marriage licenses were issued in the
county clerks office yesterday to Robert
Penn Craig and Jesse Daisy Bayliss;
also to John Cassell Duiguid and Annie
Peirce Zirkle. This last marriage.take S
place at 5 p. m. to-day in the Baptist
Church.
Oscar Saabye, civil engineer OF Roam
oke, was busy yesterday morning taking
soundings of Roanoke river at the old
Martin mill dam.
At the Monday night drill of the jeff
Davis Rifles, j. G. Darst rendered his
resignation of the position of second
lieutenant, to which he had recently
been elected, on the ground of not being
able to spare the time.
DR.. II. Holloman, who has for several
years past been in the employ of c. 3.
Leet & Co. as salesman in their build
ing material business, has left them
and will engage in the Wholesale lumber
business on his own account.
The Salem Improvement Company
yesterday sold four lots on Tennessee
street, between Third and Fourth stree IS,
to be built upon Immediately.
Frank Burdette, of Montvale, is at
home on a visit.
Frank A. Lovelock received yester
day, by express from Orlando, Fla, two
live alligators sent by his friend, Will
Harveycutter, who is in charge of the
construction of the Western Union
telegraph connection with the Bahama
cable. The alligators are on exhibi-
ton at Smead e Saunders drug store.
The hound "Music," belonging to
Harvey Smith, freed nine coons Sun
day on the north side of Fort LOWS
Mountain. These were four-legged
coons.
THE TIMES reporter saw letter yes
terday from Governor j. f. Boyd, of
Nebraska, to DR.. Marion J. Brown, of
the Salem Kelley Institute, who is also
Nebraska State senator, asking him
whether, in his iudg ment, it is advis-
able for the Governor to call an extra
session of the Legislature.
Land near the now summer resort,
at Bennotts Springs, has recently been
plotted, and already eight lots have
been sold to Roanoke people for summer
residences. Folks in the ghborhood
Of the sprir gs say that the dummy line
will certainly be extended there this
summer
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-24
To Honor Minister Reid.

PARIS, Feb. 23.-At a meeting of
Americans yesterday in the office OF
Drexel & Harjes, CONSUL General King
presiding. it was decided to tender to
United States Minister Reid an adj
dress and farewell banquet prior to his
departure from France.
Minister Reds departure has been
postponed for fortnight on account of
the cabinet crisis and tho consequent
interruption Of legation business.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-24
LEADER OF FARMERS.
Hon. L" T.. Polk, President OF tho Nation
nj Farmers Alliance.

Hon. l.. T.. Polk, President OF tho Nation
nj Farmers Alliance.
We herewith present picture of
Hon. L. J.. Polk, president of the Ma
tional Farmers Alliance and Industrial
Union.
Mr.. Polk was born in North Carolina
in 1881 He was left an orphan at an
early age, and from the time he was old
enough to labor until 1877 he worked
on farm and is, in the strictest sense,
practical agriculturist. He served in
the confederate army during the civil
war until elected to the North Carolina
legislature. After the war he took an
active interest in agriculture and was
appointed commissioner for his state in
1877. Mr.. Polk filed this position with
ability and marked activity. In 1876 he
began the publication of the Progress
sivc Farmer, which paper now has a
large circulation and exerts Il great in
duence in his native state. With the
beginning OF this publication he urged
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-24
RENTAL AGENTS.
NJ. II. OMOHUNDRO, S. Jefferson street.

RENT AND COLLECTING AGENCY.
WILBUR S. POLE u Co.. No. Jefferson ct.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-24
HON. l.. L. POLK.

the farmers to form clubs and within g.
years time had effected nearly five
hundred organizations. These organi-
cations subsequently merged them
selves into the alliance. In 1887 he was
elected president of the Southern Farm
ers' Interstate convention and was re-
elected in 1883. In 1889 Mr.. Polk was
elected president of the National Farm.
crs' Alliance and Industrial Union and
was reelected to that position at Ocala
in 1890.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-24
The Salem and Craig RniIrond,

At a meeting of the board of trade
Monday night committee was APP
pointed to confer with tho town council
and ascertain what it would do in re.
gard to the building Of the Salem and
Craig railroad. Another commit zee was
also appointed to call on the incorpor-
ators of said road and request them to
organize before the Bird of March-so that
they could be officially com nunicated
with by tho board of trade and people
of Salem.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-24

Wifc-What time did you get in last
night, Harry?
ilGsband-Fivc o'cloc!, n. III.
Wife-What do you mean b. coming
in at such an hour?
Husband-Well, love, you see did it
because didn't want to disturb you in
the middle of the night and spoil your
beauty sleep.-Detroit Free Press.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-24
She Felt Relieved.

Policeman's Boy (brcathlessly) =
Mother, there's been big row down
town and several officers are hurt
Policeman's Wife (excitcdly) -Whcro
was it?
p. Bon fathers beat.
L. w. with Il sigh of rclief)-O, I'm
30 glad! Of course your father wasn't
there when it happened?
T.. B.-No'm.-N. Y. Press.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-24

PLUMBING, GAS-FITTING, sc.
ROANOKE SANITARY PLUMBING CO., \
10 South Jefferson Street.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-24

KESTER'S Imported and Domestic Suitinc
107 First st., TINES Bldg.
LEWIS (rear First Nat. Bank), los Henry ST.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-24
NOTICE.

NOTICE
The National business College will
make for the next six months the fol-
lowing reduced rates in order to get
enough young men and young ladies to
supply the increasing demand on this
college for bookkeepers, shorthand and
typewriters. Complete business course,
time unlimited, $50; business course,
$40; shorthand and typewriting, $40.
No vacation. Pupils can enter any
time with equal advantage. Begin
now and finish before hot weather
begins. For further information ad-
dress or call at the NATIONAL BUSI-
NESS COLLEGE, third floor TIMES
building.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-24
BIp suIt Apainst n state

CHARLESTON, S. c., Feb. ca Owners
OF more than 1000, 900 in first mort.
gage bonds of the South Carolina Rail-
way Company filed a bill in the United
States court to-day against tho Stat"
for the value Of the pr operty under
foreclosure proceedings now pending.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-24
His Contribution.

Priest-Pat, there's hole in the roof
of the church. and am trying to col
lect enough money to repair it. Come
now, what will you contribute?
Pat-Me services, sor!
Priest-What do you mean, Pat?
You're no carpenter.
Pat-No; but if it rains next Secondary,
Oil sit over the hole.--Jury.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-24
Plush Ermiue,

Prisoner-If your honor please, the
officer who arrested me is unworthy of
belief. He actually offered to carry n
bride from me to your honor, but re-
fused
Justice O'Rourllc -Foiac that mon
twenty dollars.
Prisoner tanazcd)-For what?
Justice OEourllc-l'or contimpt O.
court, sorr.-Lifc.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-24

CANDY, MAN'FR, FANCY CAKE RAKEH
d ICE CREAM FUKNISHER.
CATOGNI'S, so Salem ave
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-24
a Poor Icxc,,se. Etc.

First Boy Observation-Disclosures wait
till ketch yer arter school.
Second Boy advancing defiantly)-
Why don't We take me now?
First 10y (baclling ofD-Me mind is
on me lessons now.-Good News.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-24
Where the Animal PredomIpates.

John-Jane, what have yer done with
tn milk as was left frum breakfast?
Jane-I gave it to the child
John-Blame yer nonsensical souls,
didn't yer know 1 war savin' it fer the
pup?-Judge.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-24
ARmLEss KATIE SMITH.
Starting Fund In Aid OF Homeless
Chicago Girl. SN &

Although Katie Smith camo into the
world only little over nine years ngo
she has had an experience at once sad
and terrible, and one that has made
her name we'll known in Chicago among
all who read the newspapers. ~ short
time ago katic's arms were burned so
badly that both of them had to be am
putated just above the elbows. 1t was
alleged that her father, laborcr.
pushed her on rcd-hot stove whiio
under the influence of liquor. Katie.
however, does not accuse her father,
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-24
Far Back.

Wiclswire-Young Binglcy seems to
carry great deal of style. Wonder if
he has any money back of him?
Yabsley-Yes, away back. That is,
he is always ahead of his incomc.-In-
dianapolis Journal.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-24
PAwNBROKEIss
8. NYBURG. % Railroad ave-, s. c.
PHOTOGRAPHS.

ROANOKE PHOTOGRAPHIC STUDIO, IL
Salem avenue
H.V. LINEBACK successor to Eutelcr, % Salem
avenue.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-24
Threatens to Sue the City.

INDIANAPOLIS, Ind. Feb. 23.--Thc
street car fight is still on. President
Freezel has appealed to the mayor in
vain for police prot' ction, and now
threatens to hold tho city responsible
for damages.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-24
His Strong Apnetiia

"Arc you cannibal, Mr.. Curnso?
asked Freddy Fangle.
why, no, Freddy; of course not"
We'll, heard pa tell ma that YOU
swallowed three fingers last night
N. Y. Journal.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-24
a I:ox Ovcrcoat,

Funniman-Young Dudcl's body has
been recovered.
"Why, ] didn't know he had been
drowncd.'
"lIe hasn't. He has merely bought a
new suit of clothes"-Puck
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-24
The Secret OIL.

City Sportsman with $50 OUTFIT
Well, boy, you seem to catch more fish
than ! do.
Country Boy (who uses angle worms)
You bet. There amt no flies ON nv
hook.-Good News.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-24
PROFESSIONAL.
Can't Help 1t.

What perversc creatures servant.
nre.''
How else could they be? The fact
that they are aliens and domcstics at
one and the same time tends to make
them so.'-Life.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-24

BUILDERS AND CONTRACTORS,
E: j.. AMWEG, Commercial Bank Building.
FRANk Il. MAY. los Jefferson at, 2. q. Box O.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-24
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Editor (glancing hastily through the
manuscript)-No Objectionable matter
in it, | suppose?
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its mostly about cigarette smoker.
Chicago Tribune.