The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1892-06-02
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--us4aisitr 60 dyirs ediioil s. Whs'
shsll pisct CO rost ,omhsioSs' Laiio'
tieeis,y 500 Nc sfs bets 10 sisy'
~Teschef ssv, vhsi snlGasia II, ny
dear. ,hss iarElths. you viih sso"s 70 ses'
.na sassi 10 esii Latte Gtfl-My issbei'
mssn
- How hes ,ha railroad isio yoaf city
.seetea hef prosptrsi,f Rasnsd u Eco
pie e.a a. svsy Dos tor less thar u COS"
10 stay.
IA Exception Remember, btuider,
dsl dc rsla falls 90 boie de .asi 40 de an'
iaa. Hail Not vhen Dc uhiasi sin Der
~ 40 uubfslls., deacon.
-~Toou = SOAK v. arrested lasi nishi
for fnpet.ooaiiag 81 officer. Isnks -Whsi
dla be dof Raped =, the aide ehrsoes
sud drsnk the ber they showed out
-wiie--The papers are continually
telling sboas wives pulling their husbands
hair. don I zee ~here IL comes 10. hus'
b.ad fmeeklyl 4, doesn't my dear u
comes ont.
Marcy mel exclaimed Mrs. Newiysed |
10 her ne. kiiehen servant, | don't uLder'
.,.nd bo. snob stupid girl could come
from at ittfiiigenos etfoe.
ARA scliou on Her Besuty. -Tryve.'
I,'nt Mr.. Cbipner q hsadsome woman
Dic,r: Yes. but she isb'ia handsome -
she 10 painted.
Il have, heard 81 the courage Of q mans
conversions. said the prisoner st the bar
bat IL seem. 10 inc that the more times
get e9asioled. the ls. courage has.
-Mm. Cobxigger la the womsns read
ing room the same rs the mensi Cob
visaer Exactly. except that they had to
take dowa the sisn, No Talking allow
cd.
-Coulin'l Stand H. Mrs Van Bible
Oar cook left this morning, Mrs.
Blocker Van Teller What Was the tron
blef Mrs Van Bibber She objected TO
my cooking.
Judge What sort OF q man, now. was
IL you nsw commit the ASSAULT Consta
bile Sure. your honor, he was small in'
significant efa,ur about your own size your
honor.
-ueutieman; Why are you running so
fast. my little mani Little man; wubter
at far nough sway from Jimmy McGougle
10 tell him sini itaid OF him.
Laura Lonely: This drinking cup
was made for me when was baby. Ro'
81 Rooster: How beautiful Aren't the
productions OF the ancient metslworkers
charmingf
--R.gsy Lick Why so romorseiu
lookin'. Windyy Whiskers Il was just :
thinkil', Klpgy, wot horrible thing /. !
70 have sbsd appetite. with only cod
fsh ball income.
Asa pleasant faced woman passed the
corner, John touched bis hat to her, and
remarked. teelinsly. to his companion
All, my boy, owes great deal to ths
woman. Your mother? was the query. No
my landlsdy.
Handed Down: Sarcastic guest Gin
spectins . plateful OF gris.le stesk) :
Whist did the gentleman who previousl.
had this piece OF mss. say about in I'm
peretable waiter Il He srsked me that sam
question, sub
--Amateur Hunter: What ely snims
the fox is. 10 be sureI The other day fol
lowed one Tor three no lrs, and when fin
ally sao. II found IL was q red dog,
Manager Intelligence ofice) -Ho'
Vas it you didn't engage with the lady
She seemed quit, taken With you. Sci
vsn,-Why, she iosulted me- She sske
me II bad learned 10 cook at oookin
school
Speaking oftyposri phical errors, We net
in oue OF onr exchanges that IN Easter a.
vice was advertised to begin At 40.l
o'clock, aud the announcement followe
that the music would ba rendered by
cavalry choir.
-~0diset Well, Anton. how il your CO
tsinf hear be hss been taken i'll. o
DERBY "a Polo My poor master is very il
/ am sorry 10 say. He wanted 10 thro
his boot At me this morning, but (sobbine
he hadp't the strength 10 III; it,
katie, he said timidly. IL have .
lowed myself TO hope that you regard n
- some,hins more than friend. Gsore
abe answered softly, with bali averse
face, you you are away of. And 6eors
understood. He came nearer.
Dealing 10 Futures. - Fortnue teller
You will shortly inheri, q large fortun
s'haiil Ara you sure Of IN There
no doubt sbout II. I'm glad 10 hesr
wouId 700 lab mind lending me 81
Ill pay you $40 jos, ~ soon as | fog
what 10 coming to me.
Sally Hums,ed; Mes York is = teri
bly, noisy place l should think the sour
OF the milk carts rafting through u
streets 1T three or four o'clock ia the mol
ing wonid drive you ofzy. Madis'
slaeers; Oh. we'll you sec, most Of Us .
20 bed sod ssleep by thai time.
-~-saiggs lon bi. de.tabei): shou
like 10 sss Wigs before l die. MI
snisgs: What DO you ssn, - see ti
a
sctes. and tbs siekeaess mao In TOW
Aad besides. dear, you are sure 10 see hi
acme liaac 90 the other side.
KIDD L,ay--f5u must have vel