The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1892-07-30
The NEWS" TURN NOW.

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There are no votes for the calamityites
in the fact that business failures are fall
ing of about IS per cent this year as
compared with last.-Boston Traveller.
Oh, maybe there are. How about
the poor sheriffs and would-be as
signees?
Tammany must stop naturalzing the
Anarchists OF Europe.-N. Y. Recorder.
Yes, and Uncle Sam must shut the
gale Of Ellis island upon them.
Some OF those "hopeless toilers" Mt SIS
a day are evidently wishing now that they
TO the self-constituted labor leaders,
Fall River News.
They wouldn't be any more hopeless
at $l4.S9 day.
The PROVIDENCE NEWS says.-"The Fall
River weavers who propose TO ask for u
seven per cent. advance in wages proba-
bly, won't get It," That is a rather un-
ceremonious way of going back on the
promises Of it's party two years ago. IL
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of failure to fulfill in another particular.
Newport News.
This is very-well, skillful quota
ton. The PROVIDENCE News said the
Fall River weavers probably wont get
an advance of per cent, having
already recently received an advance of
81 per cent. 1t also said that the trade
had been depressed, but isn't now,
which is not a confession of failure,
but vindication of the success of the
Mckinley bill. The Newport Nens
shows true Independent skill In its
It's as good as a circus TO see the Jour
nal swelter in q long editorial on Senator
Aldrich's speech on the tariff After read
ing ii one need not have a hard task in
that the Journal worked for
or against Aldrich last fall.-Pawtucket
Tribune.
This spring the Tribune must mean
but it's all the same. Our Democratic
friend is right on the main question.
William G. Whitney says that the organ.
ization of the Syracuse Democrats will
lar Democratic State committee.-New
port Herald.
And Whitney and Croker, they know.
Poor dandelions! It's too hot for them.
II Peary knows when he is we'll off he
will decline with thanks and stick to his
icebergs. WoonsocKet Evening Call.
But the "rescuers' have soft snap.
If they can keep on good terms with
Peary ,as Stanley didn't with Emin, per-
haps he will offer them a share of his
crystal cave and invite them to stay till
fall.
A first-class swimming bath would pay
here the year 'round.-Pawtucke Gazette
and Chronicle
Fact; one to every block would pay
this weather.
Fellow Democrat and fellow Republi-
can, are you becoming petrified Paw
tuxet Valley Daily Cleaner.
No, sonny; with the mercury in the
nineties we are becoming liQuefed.
There seems to be fine opening 70.
any number Of able-bodied laborers out
in the Dakota wheat fields. Gro West,
young man out OF job !-Boston Herald.
Plenty Of work at g and $3.50 a day.
That's the way this country is going to
the dogs. A man can earn more in a
harvest field than a railroad engineer,
policeman or foorwalker with beau
tiful mustache can get in Britain.
The New York Sun declares that Mr..
Cleveland is neither a coward nor fool.
This Is praise, indeed, and from an I'M
expected source.-Journal.
Well, somehow 1t strikes us that il is
very mild praise, and Of rather mega
tive character.
1t has often been said that young girls
who were married before they were out
of short dresses needed spanking. Brook
lyn Eagle.
Not true, however. The girl or
woman who ever leaves off short dresses
for long ones, to the great loss of
comfort and detriment Of health, doesn't
exactly need spanking, for she acts un-
der species of social compulsion; but
she does deserve commiseration.
Parents are much less concerned TO
know what the oldest inhabitant thinks
about the hot wave, than how the young
est inhabitant stands it--Springfield
Union.
The Youngest doesn't stand it. He
dies. The country over, this hot wave
has cost the lives Of thousands of babies.
Various persons are getting into state
OF high Indignation over private 1am's
but we fancy that the country
will think that the subject Is
hardly OF enough consequence to become
a live issue. journal.
What does Iams think2
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