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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-18

Every evening, except Sundays, dur
ing Moundsville camp meeting from
August 18th to 22d inclusive, the Bal.
timore & Ohio Railroad Company will
run a special train from camp ground
to Wheeling, leaving camp ground OF
10 D. m. All local passenger trains, ex-
cent 8 and 4, will run to the camp
grounds during camp meeting except
on Sunday.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-18
nIarrlare 1leense. 1ssued.

Clerk Hook yesterdayissued marriage
licenses to the following named per-
James Shaw, aged fOSty-three, a
widower, and Emley ii. King, aged
twenty.one, both OF Wheeling.
Perry L. Atwell, aged twenty-four,
and Josephine Dunkin, aged twenty
five, both ofWheeling.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-18

Tur frat trial OF Dir. Woods Norway
Pine Syrup will satisfy any one that
the lung-healing virtue Of the pine tree
has now been refined into an effective
and convenient cough medicine. Sold
by all dealers on a guarantee Of satistac-
tion. D&w
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-18
HeIimoler's Dyolng Isstabilshmopt.

John Heilmeier, proprietor OF the
Pan Handle Dyeing Establishment No.
i18i Market street, respectfully an
nounces that he Is prepared to do clean.
ing, dyeing and repairing, and in TACT
he guarantees to make your last years
clothes look as good as now on short mo-
tice. Give HIM q call.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-18
AnrIsrIn REsnLrs

Are attained only ut Parsons Gallery.
The high-clnss work now being executed Is
beginning to tell. Tho gallery Is frequently
crowded with patrons. The real rush VIII
soon be on-the Fair and the Holidays:
Order your work now, SO that you will get
It promptly. satisfaction guaranteed.
Manager and operator Of PARSONS Gallery.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-18
FOR TEE HOT WEATHER.

A full line OF serges, Cheviots and Drap
d'etes, which we are prepared to make up II
line Of Cents Furnishing Goods, including
tho celebrated Eighmie White shirt, ut
O. HESS & sons,
Merchant Tnilors and Furnishers,
TTHAs 1891 md 1898 Market Street.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-18

tits part Of tho Democratic plan TO chnl.
lengo the vote Of every Republican who
has not been assessed under the new West
virginia election law. Don't let them tnd
you unpFepared.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-18

EpwARD L RosE & Co., are at present
making q great Midsummer drive in
wheels. Victor Juniors at $50 90, be-
low list price, and several shopworn
safeties at equal discounts The victor
and Columbia, however, hold their
place and their price,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-18

EYES scientifically tested for glasses
without charge by Professor Shelf, cor
ner Main and Eleventh street. the only
exclusive Optician in the state.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-18

Bua1NE costs you but % cents q bottle.
II costs any reaches, bed bugs, etc, that
come near II their lives,
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-18

ANY employe OF railroads owning n wntct
that will not pass inspection can purchase
any watch, OF any mike, ut company list
cost. We have o few finest nickel Ray.
JACOB w. GRUBB,
JeWeler, Cor. Twelfth and Market Streets.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-18

BuafSE will Danish roaehss, bed bugs,
etc, from your house forever. p cents.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-18

IMPAIRED Digestion repaired by
RREoHAM's PIIIs.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-18

OF Oxford Ties and low shoes Of every
description At reduced prices.
fs L ". BLOND.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-18

BualNE kills reaches, bed bugs, etc.
the instant they come near it. Socenss'
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-18

FAITH, Hope and Bugine, the greatest
Of which il Bugine, 70 kill reaches, bed
bugs, etc. % cents at all dealers.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-18
Ole gtteIIiasntea.


olloel 30. q ana D rourtsenll s.Foo..
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-18

rs. GooDlella dfy GOOD tho cheapel.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-18

There will be two special meetings
for the league, at ten and two O'Clock.
In the morning DR.. Banks, DR.. Riker,
Rev. L. L. Stewart and Elder Mick will
make short addresses. These will be
followed by an experience meeting OF
league; "When and where was con-
yerted." Other meetings will be as
usual.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-18
70 REPUBLICANS.

Manager and Operator Of Parsons
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-10-24

The Forum for November has
group of short papers from repre-.
sentative men not engaged in active
politics telling for whom they will
vote and why. The writers include
two hank presidents, ono clergyman
(the Rev. DR.. Swing, of Chicago), one
historian (Mr. James Schouler), two
great merchants (Mr. John Clsfin, of
New York, and Mr.. franklin Me-
Veagh, Of Chicago), and the Hon
DAVID Dudley Field. An interesting
point about these brief and frank
statements of political preference ii
that most of tho men who repr, seq,
what might be called vested interests
favor Mr.. Harrison, and those who d.
not favor Mr.. Cleyelsnd.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-10-24
They Never Fail.

J. N. Harris, 3 Fulton Market,
New York City, says:
II have been using BRANDRErH's
Pulls for tho last fifteen years. There
10 nothing equal to them ~ Blood
Purifiers and Liver Regulators. But
/ wish 70 state how remarkably they
cure sheumatism. and how easily:
WAS affected by rheumatism in the
legs. NV business (wholesale fist,
desles) naturally leads mo to damp
places. l could not walk, and .,
night l suffered fearfuiiy; l tried
Balsams. Sarsapasiilss, and ali kinds
Of sinotures. but they did me no good
and was afraid OF being . cripple.
finally commenced using BRAN.
DRErH's PILLS. l took two every
night for ten nights, aud then l began
70 improve. l continued taking the N
Tor forty days and got entirely
we'll. Nov, Whenever sick, l take
BRANDRErH's PILLS. They neve,
fail.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-10-24

newspaper man with some warmth;
''this is very excellent work-as fine
bunch Of roses ~ ever saw done
in OIL"
"Well," Mrs. Newsom assented,
"quite . number of artists who saw i,
in Boston, in Chicago, in San Fran.
cisco and elsewhere-aud many OF
them world-famed-have also praised
it, some highly, others not 30 much.
think quite we'll Of it myself. And
although I have sold very many Of
my paintings, have always refused to
put price upon this, as on this price
winner Ia morning glory.-REP
here"
The reporter had selected one OF
the artists MISUNDERSTANDING hel
pet one.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-10-24
Tho Boise Excursion.

About 25 persons left ketchum by
special train this morning for Boise.
At HALEY they were joined by 70
persons. and at Bellevue by rs more.
The train reached Shoshone in time
to make close connection with the
special from Pocatello. This had two
full cornet bands aboard, and owe,
$50 passengers, with a perfect fores,
Of grandfxther's hats. The locomotive
headlight and sides of the coache.
were decorated with large Telegraph,
Of Harrison aud Reid.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-10-24
LOCAL JOTTlN9S.
Get plumbing done BY Copeland.
Smoke Davey's homo made Cigars

Get plumbing done BY Copeland.
Smoke Davey's homo made Cigars.
Superintendent Flynn, of the But
tereup Mining Company, got back to-
day from ehree>weeks trip to Detsoit.
Come and SEQ our Apples, Prunes
and Pears. J. II. BEAMER.
Choice seed rye ut
Mcleod & JACOBS. Haley.
Ladies' visiting cards-she best
;"form"-for sale 1t this Office.
Mrs. Stern, an elder sister OF B.
Schwartz, arrived from New York
to-day, to nurse him . while. Mr..
Schwartz aud bis sister had not met
for % years.
House and sign painting, paper
hanging, etc. I. f. ANDERBERG.
Van Ness keeps none but the best
and puress drugs, perfumery, etc.
Another carload OF that Cream of
all Beer, the Pabst, Just received at the
ALTCKAs Com. Co.
Congressman Willis Sweet was
much improved in health by his trip
to Wood River, and he will be able 10
leave Boise Tomorrow. to fulfill his
engagements in tho North.
The Rev. Mr.. Sadleir will preach in
the Methodist Episcopal Church, in
this city, every Sunday, at IL a. m.
and 8 p. N. All are cordially invited
to attend.
A carload of Buck $ famous Ranges
Cook and Heating Stoves just received
at the Alturas Commercial Co. They
last longer aud do better work than
any other stove made. Call and see
them.
Dan. Collins writes from Pocatello
that he has been in the Ensor Insti-
tute there . few days and is feeling
much better every day. The record
OF the institution is one OF complete
success. without . single failure. He
10 very thankful to tho citizens OF
HALEY for sending him there, and re-
quests the TINES to 30 state.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-10-24
The Star Mining Company.

The Star mining company organ>
lied 10 Salt Lake City last Saturday,
with a capital of sl,25O,000. The
officers are Elias Morris, President;
Thomas j. Steed, Vice President:
Arthur Stayner, Secretary; Frank r.
Snow, Treasurer; w. Fl. Smith,
Superintendent The four first named,
with w. L. Riley, Isaac Rock bank,
and Oliver Hodson, comprise the
Board of Directors
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-10-24
THE REAL ESTATE MARKET.
1t Has Been Quite Active in this City
Lately.


There has been some activity in the
real estate market here lately, several
properties having changed hands, and
the three unoccupled store buildings
having been rented.
A. VOTERS has purchased the Clay
dwelling, on the northeast corner Of
First avenue and Carbonate street,
and the Clay and Tucker lots, on
Main street. adjoining the FRS,
National Bank on the south. He
will probably build on these lots nex,
spring.
Charles Sonneleiter has purchased
the Regain residence, on the nor,hwes,
corner Of First avenue and Carbon ate
streets, and the old Hyndman lot. on
the northeast corner Of Main and Croy
streets. He will probably build on
the latter next spring.
A meat market has been opensd in
the old Cederholm building, adjoining
the old Chase Hall lot.
The vacant store in the White
block has been rented to a Bellevue
firm.
Larsen, the Bellevue hardware
man, has bought an additional lot on
Main street, and one on First avenue
and now owns two business lots on
Main street and two residence lots on
First avenue, in one bunch.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-10-24
Maximum Comfort En- Route East

Passengers destined to points east
of the Missouri river should patronize
the Chicago, Union Pacific & North>
western Line. Maximum comfort
and speed, courteous attendants.
Pullman and Wagner sleeping cars,
Pullman and Northwestern dining
cars, Pullman coloniet sleepers, free
reclining chair cars, and Union De.
pots, combined, mako this the popular
route East.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-10-24

how bad your case, or Of how long standing
AN offer that's made in good faith by re-
sponsible men.
dence in their Remedy, or they couldn't at
ford to take the risk. A long record Of per-
feet and permanent cures of the worst cases
or they couldn't have faith in it It means
cured, you won't fail to be paid.
But perhaps you won't believe it. Then
there's another reason for trying it. Show
that you can't be cured, and you'll get $500.
It's plain business offer. Tho makers Of DR..
be2 T
that they can-5ou think that they can't. II
they're wrong, you get the cash. II yours
wrong, you're rid Of catarrh.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-10-24
NEW TO-DAY.

d z to SIS per day at home. selling Lightning
Do Platter and plating jewelry. watches. table.
ware, etc. Plates the finest OF jewelry good as
new all kinds Of metal it'll Gold silver or nick
ell. No experience. No capital. Every house has
goods needing plating.
h. K. DEMO CO., Columbus, Ohio.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-10-24
A Good Dinner Election DAY.

The ladies Of the Episcopal church
will serve a warm dinner at Whites
Hall on election day, Nov. 9Th, 1892.
Members of all parties are requested
to give them a call and get the worth
OF their money. Dinner will be served
from noon until 9 p. m. Charge,
SO cents. law
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-10-24

|. To make the hair grow a natural
color, pre:ent badness, and keep the
SCALP healthy, Halls Hair Remover
was invented, and has proved itself
succ .ssfu!.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-10-24

eB Send in your orders for job
Work to tie TINES. They will receive
prompt attention and be satisfactorily
executed.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-10-24
NOTICE.

Special Term OF the Fourth judicial
District Court.
It is hereby ordered that there he u
term Of the District Court in and for
Alturas county held at the court
house in HALEY, Idaho, commencing
on the eth day OF October, 1892, 1T
8 o'clock .. N.
@. O. SroCKsLAGER,
District Judge 4th Judicial District,
Idaho.
HALEY, IDAHO, Oct. 18th, 1892.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-10-24
For Sale.

An Al Mich COW; or will exchange
for cord wood. Inquire of
w. F. HORNE,
At Alturas Commercial Co. Store.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-10-24
Kept up for

Kept up for
years the offer
that's m ade by
tho proprietors OF
Doctor Sago's Ca
tarrh Remedy.
It's addressed to
YOU, If you have
Catarrh. It's a
reward of $500, II
thew can't curV
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-10-24

THU y Partisan CasmetiQue. Absolutely
harmless and . perfect face beautiher. hrst
class mediesut. On sale with all leading druggists
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-10-24
SUCCESSFULLY
TREATED WITH

Ayers Sarsaparilla. and after three months
c! this treatment she was completely cured.
1t was most extraordinary case, Is any
druggist here can testify Mrs. d. w.
Barnes, Valparaiso, Neb.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-10-24

Prepared BY DR.. J. G. Aver CO.. Lowell. Nass.
Sold by all Druggists. Price q; elk bottles. es.
Cures others, will cure you
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-10-24

I" Blank Proofs of Labor for
oale ct this otiioe.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-02-01

csdented in the history of the party in this
State. tho undersigned notify al fellow
Democrats who sympathize with these
views to meet in this city at S o'clock on
the - day OF February to consider ana
decide on necessary measures to secure the
best interests Of the Democratic party"
1t is astonishing that so astute pol
iticlan as Senator HILL should commit
such a blunder. The step was entirely
needless to secure the New York delega-
tion FOR him. 1t would almost certainly
have been solid for him anyhow, and his
hasty aud ill-advised action will ALLEVIATE
many strong friends from him il not
bitterly divide the party in that pivotal
State and render impossible the selec-
ton OF either him. or Mr.. CLEVELAND.
It would be a wise and graceful act in
Senator HILL to withdraw the call at
once.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-02-01
Samples of Natures Bandlwork.

II the shell of the purpura lapillus
be broken there is seen on the back OF
the animal, just under the skin, g slen-
der whitish vein, which contains yell
low liquor When this liquor is applied
to linen with small brush and exposed
to the sun II becomes successively
green, blue and purple, and finally set
ties into brilliant Interchangeable con-
dition.
Harrisburg, Conn.,, has grove Of
trees from which musical sounds come
during wind. In September, during
what is known as the eQuinoctial storm,
this strange grove is heard. Then,
above the bowling of the wind, the
roar rises and falls like the moaning OF
10, 600 leviathans in the agonies Of death.
The burrows which fiddler crabs live
in are nearly or quite vertical holes for
foot or more in depth, after which
they take a horizontal turn, each end
ing in chamber, where the occupant
stays most of the time when not look
ing about for food. These queer crus-
taceans are vegetable feeders.
Housewives of New England have
growing abundsntly on the seaside
rocks in their neighborhoods little liv-
ing bottles of indeible ink, not to be
excelled in beauty or durability by any
manufactured product, siuce neither
acid nor alcohol will affect this juice OF
the whelk.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-02-01
Aailrna1a.
Wheeling Bridge and Terminal Railway
Time Table in Effect Feb. 1, 1899.
Eastern (or Wheeling Tims)

Leave wheeling-No. 81, 6:l5 a. M; No y
7;SO - m; No %, $3.50 a. m; No. Isl, s:4S g. "a:
No. g, I0:3OG. M; No. ell, 1880 a. m NO, ota'
1880 p. N; No. els, l:S P. M; No 'i7, s:S p
nj no; 49, sas p M; no 'lV, s:So M s "a;
D. m; No. F2l, 1850 p. m; No. fS9, $50 p. M
No. ISL. $50 p, m; No. tSS, 1918 m.
Arrive Martins FerFy-No. II, o:sS a. m; NO:
q, 7:45 a. ~; No. e. 6:45 a. m; No. toi, s;o'
SIN; No. ", iOi5 a. m: No. ell. IL 45 a. M; No;
sl3, is: IS D. M; No. +l5, l:s5 p. M; No sl7, 2io
p. NJ: No Fj3, S:S7 p. M No. 'ls SAD y, n
No. 'sl, 4:45 p. M; No. T&S $50 p. m; No: tao'
500 p. m. No. .91, 7:45 p. m: No; Nv $40 p
m; No 49,, s;4s P m; No; tS J. il;S ?, m No.
- 500 a. m. No $50, s:5s a. M. No: 'S lo:O0 a.
m; No. slO. il:UOa m; No. ELK. 1910 p. m; No:
al, leo p. m; No 'l6, COL mo Mo- o. lay
p. m: No. us, $40 p m; No. 10 4:u ?. m sas !
7:lOp. m; No. rs, 500 p m; No. 10 s;oo p
~, arrive WheeInsNNo. a. $50 a. m: No. ~.
s:l5a m; No. so s;l0s. m; No. Is, lO:io .. M.
No. 40, II rs g. m; No. zig, R:2 p m; no. ia.
I:l5 D. m: No. sl6, 2:l6 p. m; No, t52, s;ts p m
No. SIS S:25 D. M; No. go, 4:l5 2. m; No. az
SOS o. m: No t5i, $40 p. m; No. 30, as p
M; No. '2s, s:l5 p. m; No. $50 s:lb p. M; NO.
t3s. l0:l5 p. IN.
Trains No. and 81 will run TO Laughlln
Mill. arriving at 6:32 q. m. and $40 p. m re,
spectiEely. Returning. trains No. 2 aud 81 viii
leave Laughlin's at 6:34 q. IN. spd S:Oop p. M re-
spectively.
ON SUNDAYS Nos. 81 and % will run to and
from Martins Ferry only. Trains Nos: o.,
50 and "a for Wheeling, and trains Nos. 81, %
and IS from Wheeling, will not stop between
Martins Ferry and Wheeling. All other trains
will stop on signal at Reymanns urn s.feeO,
Peninsula and Belmont Brewery Jefferson
streep. r.vpe
ian9OeSd General Manager.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-02-01
AN ATMOsPHERE OF JoEBERY.


It is unfortunate for MIR. BLAINE
that his diplomatic business is so fire.
Quently complicated by "jobs" OF one
sort or another.
There was Hayh and the Mole St.
Nicholas; there was Behring Sea and
seal-fshing company; and new there is
the Chilean affair ana young EGAN's big
railroad claim
II the Chilean government has init
mated its wish for the recall Of Minis
ter EaAN, it canuot be held to be very
unreasonable in this respect. Mr..
EdAN's sympathy and financial interest
we're undoubtedly with the Baluacedan
government. de, moreover, lacked all
the elements OF successful diplomacy,
and was perhaps the last man who
would be intrusted with the conduct of
affairs OF state in a matter Of any mo-
ment.
An administration conducted on any
other principle than that of party spoils
would have recalled EGAN at the be-
ginning OF trouble and sent a man with
Knowledge and training and expert
euCe.
There would then have been no jobs
like this and no war cloud.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-02-01

Not in month. not in six months could
we have set adOat such naval force as
Great Britain has. We have the money,
but we have not the ships, and we have not
the men who know the work that manor
wars must do in this sy.-InteltgeRcer.
We have the money? Where? We
did have the money when this admins
tration came into power, to build
the finest navy in the world.
Now, to pay the increased and
permanent obligations Of the govern
ment, saddled on Us by the Billion Dol
lar Congress, it is a question whether
or not taxation will have TO be increased.
The Democrats left Uncle Sam with a
500, 900, 600 surplus in his pocket. The
Republicans have reduced him prac-
tlcally to the condition of pau
per. II we build, in anything like
hurry, the navy we need and
which Secretary WHITNEY began, the
national debt would, in all probability,
have to be increased, likewise the bur-
dens OF our already overtaxed people.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-02-01
He Knows the Disease.

A Minneapolis doctor has a young
woman patient who has made all ar
rangements whereby she will know
when she reaches the grip or when IL
reaches her. She has been studying up
the symptoms, and these she has writ
ten out and hung in her room. The list
is as follows: Headache, as if you had
been out all night. All the bones ache.
You can't see. You can't smell any
thing. You can't hear anything. Your
eyes run water. So does your nose.
Ditto your mouth. Don't care for any
body on earth. Nobody seems to care
TOR you. You are glad OF it. All these are
the grip. Every day that young woman
examines herself, and if she has any of
the symptoms set down in the foregoing
list she checks off the same and then
her mother sends for the doctor.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-02-01
Prepare to smile.

McBluster-"I believe in maintaining
our national dignity. l would give
those COMPOUNDED ChileaHs no quarter.
Pm for war to the knife and the knife
to the hilt. I say make them apologize
II it costs US thousands OF lives and mil
lions of treasure. L" Mrs. McB.
(from the next room)-"John, you shut
up your noise and let baby go to sleep,
and you just turn those fellows out OF
the housed we hear?" McB.-"Yes,
love-I guess you'd better go; my wife
isn't very well. boston Transcript.
"Tramp-"Please give me something
to eat. I've not had warm mouthful
in week" Mr.. Manhattans-"My
good man, I'll give you ticket and you
can get a plate of nice hot soup" "Hot
soup!" he howled. "Haven't you got
anything else? This makes the fifth
plate of hot soup I've had in the last
hour. 1t is not healthy to put so much
soup into an empty stomach. "-1erdS
SUttngS.
She Dust taking vocal lessons)-
"Henry, dear, won't you have double
windows put on all over the house? My
singing may disturb the neighbOrs. +"
He-"Well, if it does, it strikes me that
the neighbors are the ones to buy the
double windows. "-Nutmegs
Seeker-"You have been farming
many years in this section and know the
peculiarities OF the soil pretty well;
what do you consider the hardest thing
to raise on your farm?" Meeker-"The
money to run it."-Boston Courier.
When Edwin Arnold goes to hotel
register to book his name he always
puts on the predatory sir" Well, why
not? What he wants is q (h)night's
lodging. -LOlCeu Courier.
Whenever there is any doubt about a
dogs sanity, an ounce of lead is worth
a pound of cure.
A friend in need Is friend who gen.
orally strikes you for quarter.