The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-01-07
A COMMON SENSE REMEDY.

~ SSWMCN OENSE Kennedy.
In the matter of curatives what you want is
something that will do its work while you con-
tinue to do yours-a remedy that will give you
no inconvenience nor interfere with your bust
ness. Such a remedy is ALLCocK's Porous
PLAsTERs. These plasters are not an expert
ment; they have been in use for over thirty
years, and their value has been attested by the
highest medical authorities, as well as by testi-
monials from those who have used them. They
require no change of diet and are not affected
by wet or cold. Their action does not interfere
with labor or business; you can toll and vet be
cured while hard at work. They are so pure
that the youngest the Oldest, the most delicate
person of either sex can use them with great
benefit.
Beware of limitations, and do not be deceived
by misrepresentation. Ask for ALLcocK's,
and let no solicitation or explanation induce
you to accept a substitute.
Didn't Seem So.
81 looks like tramp, ma'am" he said, ''but
amt I'm sailor, ma'am. was wrecked and
washed ashore"
"You amt been washed since I'll wager
said the unsympathetic woman.-Epoch.
charges Of catarrh, and cures the complaint.
Miss Vassar of Boston-Which do You con-
slider was the more heroic, Mr.. De Punster,
Joan Of Arc or Maria Antonette?
ID Punster-Maria Antonette, Of course.
Miss yassar-Why? She surely did not have
to undergo the torture at death that Joan of Arc
De Punster--O yes, she did, much more
Joan of Arc was given a hot stake, while An
toinette was obliged to be contented with cold
chop.-Brooklyn Life.
I have been great sufferer from catarrh for
over ten years; had it very bad, could hardly
breathe. Some nights I could not sleep and
had to walk the floor. purchased Ely's Cream
Balm and en- using it freely, it i. working a
cnre surely. / have advised several friends to
use it, and with happy results in every case 1t
is the medicine above all others for catarrh, and
il is worth its weight in gold. / thank God
have found remedy can use with safety and
that does all that is claimed for it. 1t is curing,
my deafness.-B. w sperry, Hartford, Conn.
Papering the House.
Mrs A.-What did Charles have to say about
lhe theatre last night?
Mr.. A.-Not much of anything, except that the
louse was papered.
Mrs. A.-Mercyl Paper the house while the
performance was going on? / should think it
must have been very discouraging.
Mr.. Alt was-to the box oflce.-Boston
Transcript.
Ayers Cherry Pectoral for coughs and colds.
Ask your druggist for Ayers Almanac.
Nm fYa Eva of fl,a Epoa
Lieutenant Buttons dust home from the ball)
Il say I'm tired OF this everlasting society fool
ishness. I'd like to get away where could
have a chance to smell powder.
Colonel Strapps-By Jove, youngster, should
say you had already. There's dab of it on the
end Of your nose-Boston Post.
Success follows the use of Halls Hair Remover
for grayness and badness.
Do you know Charley Scrbbins?" said one
young woman to another.
ooh, yes; quite WELL"
''He wrote an ode to me-"
"Did he? / have often heard Charley say
that he wrote poetry on the slightest provoca-
ton" Washington Star.
Home Made Dolls Cheaper.