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St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-08
The LOYAL Private Secretary

Rochester Herald.
Elijah"
''I es Mr.. President"
81 hare been reading the resolutions
Of the Albany convention. What do
you think of them?'
pardon me, Mr.. President, but
trust am too loyal a friend of the ad-
ministration to think of them at ALL"
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-08

The latest analysis of CHAUNcEY
DEPEw leaves him on the side of the
Indiana man.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-08

SAME old story: the two Wyoming
women who will go to Minneapolis are
Only alternateS and cannot vote. -
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Tho Assessor, However, Is Popular

Boston Herald.
BE kind and considerate to the tax
gatlierer. He has no friends.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-08
Four Shadows in the Path

Philadelphia Times.
AS to Harrson'S successful renOmina-
ton. the states of Massachusetts, Penn
sylvania. Ohio and New York are four
siadowing it in very gloomy manner.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-08
The park board is satisfied that the water

The park board IS satisfied that the water
problem at Lake Como has been satisfac-
torily solved. They feel that it is matter of
qualification that the lake can be restored 10
its normal stage of water at a nominal cost
to the city. Without the lake the park ont
there must prove disappointment. great
deal of money has already been expended in
beautifying the PARK ana boulevard, and the
city's property at the lake represents
vast wealth. The engineering depart
ment, together with the park board.
have put in a system of artesian wells
at the lake. and they promise to overcome
the trouble. The board and the engineer
went out to the lake yesterday and made
gratifying test. The wells appear to be in
exhaustible and, if this proves the case,
there will be no more trouble about the
quantity of water. But it must be confessed
that the element of conjecture enters into
question. There is. in other words. no way
of determining the extent of the suDterranean
lake that furnishes the water. The flow now
is strong aud the indications are that the
volume will not exhaust the reservoir.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-08

TIE architect of The Brooklyn bridge
will come TO Minneapolis as Il delegat
from New Jersey. a harder Job than
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-08
srNnAY ALONE.

DAILY AND SUNDAY
l vr in advance. $40 90 ) mos in adv..S2 90
M in advance. 800 D weeks III adv. 90
One month. soc
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-08

THERE are men who have so long been
theosophists that they dare not say their
souls their own
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-08

THERE is trouble now with the flavor
of the water at Chicago. Some visitors
have tasted it.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-08

Rejected communications cannot be pre-
served. Address all letters and telegrams 70
THE GLOBE, ST. Paul. MINI.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-08

THE JOHN NJ: PAIsMER presidential
boom quartered last week; now it's
FULLER.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-08

Second letter to our artist: "Y our
portrait sketch OF me to hand. Ii is al
mirable The likeIIeSsS is excellent in
every detail The book is selling like
wildfre. | have mad six offers of
marriagei' ~
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-08

Not Dangerous at Short Range
Philadelphia Times.
Those anarchists are terrible fellow!
in the estimation Of the police who d
not know them.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-08
The Successful Authoress.

PERHAPS STANFORD Newell is
merely filed away for future reference.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-08

he has had will be needed Ia bridge the
silver chasm between Colorado and
Massachusetts,
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-08
A Test of High Ability.

WashlngtOn Post
No vocalist ever becomes an arts
until she has certified to the superiorit
of about seventeen different makes
pianos.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-08

TRI-WEEKLY- DAILY Monday, Wednesday
and Fridny)
" in advance 81 60 Is mos. in adv.S2 90
5 months in advance 81 OO.
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Where Sarah Draws the Line

Where Sarah DRAWS the lime.
New Orleans Picayune.
Sarah Bernhardt strongly objects to
ass0ciating with anything quite so thin
as materialized spirit.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-08

SUNDAY ALONE.
] VI in advance. s. 90 > mos in adv. soc
T. IN. i'll advance. 90 m. in advance.2 zoe
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The important Office seekers. as indicated
above. have been the bane of Col. Wright
life. They follow him up so persistent
that it was announced that he had left OH an
Eastern trip. No one can blame HIM 10. the
ruse. Mayor Smith says he can sympaibize
with the gallant colonel There is now on
file in the Office of the mayor, fer illus:ra-
lion. upwards of thousand applications for
appointment to the police force and every
man that made application thinks he has
been previously wronged because the mayor
found no place for him on the force
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-08

ST. PAUL GLOBE SUBSCRIPTION RATE
DAILY (NoT INCLUDING SUNDAY
l VI in advance. IS 90 m in advance. 90
m in advance. 90 weeks III adv W
One month. .....7Uc.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-08

wEEKLY ST. PAUL GLOBE
One wear 81 | six mo-, 65c Three
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-08

Judged by the tenor of their conversation,
the Prohibitionists consider that the supreme
court of the United States isn't in it, with
them as regards question of jurisdiction.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-08

George Gould's wife has presented him
with another pledge of affection, with which
he can now dance around all among the
carpet tacks at o'clock in the morning.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-08
A SCHEME FOX LOVERS,

P.F. Lyons. Local Forecast Oficial.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-08

1t is current about the city hall that NJ. J.
Costello is to be appointed secretary to the,
new mayor. Whether this report is based
upon the authority of Col. Wright or not is
not related, but Costello certainly earned the
consideration of the incoming mayor by his
Jealous efforts in the canvass, although there
may be some question about his methods.
He scored the gang as valiantly as the
most voelferous kid could possibly do, and
it is likely, therefore, that he can get what
he wants.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-08

. s.Mr.s Lowry" says the New York Tele-
gram, ''is as well known in Minnesota rs
Richard Croker or Thomas c. Platt in this
city" We respectfully ask Mr.. Lowry if he
proposes to stand anything like that?
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-08

There is newspaper published in Green
land Geographical authorities give counte-
nance to the impression that it is not a red
hot sheet"
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-08

From a Philadelphia paper we learn that
Minneapolis is bending all her energies to
the discussion of the question whether there
is material hell" Some light may be
thrown upon the matter at the meeting Of
the R Repubfican national convention.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-08

Squire zNiIbank should hurry up ana push
. business or his private undertaken may soon
be yawnlng for another job. 1t is nearly a
week now since the squire shot hole into
, anybody
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-08

We hear of no vociferous cry of Anybody
TO beat Victoria Woodruff Martin. :" Truly,
uhis age is becoming chvalric.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-08

Puck
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-11-20
YANKEE GIRLS AND BRITISH LORDS.
Mrs. Sherwood Gives Bit OF Her Mind to
Uncultured John Bull

Mrs. Sherwood Gives q Bit OF Her Mind to
Uncuitured John Bull
New York Recorder.
large number of prominent women
paid Mrs. Sherwood the compliment of
bressting the severe storm y yesterday after
noon, and attended the first of the series
of readings which she will give at the
Windsor this season. The reports that Mrs.
Sherwood proposed to deal with certain
phases of society that are seldom Analysed
interestingly, hes stimulated the desire
to attend these readings, and, as so
many ladies desire especially to hear
one or two of she papers. hereafter
tickets for individual readings can be
secured.
On Mistakes of Foreign Travellers" Mrs.
SHERWOOD scored heavily against English
people who travel here and afterwards
write Impressions. She doesn't believe
English people want TO wilifully misrepre-
sent Americans. Really, there seems how
ever, TO be no excuse for such travelled
and polished gentleman as Hamilton Aide
describing Americans as q people who,
when they want to entertain a guest, take
him to tea party in o church:
He also travelled through New England
in January. and because he saw no flowers
In bloom in mid winter. declared Americans
are not fond OF flowers. Mrs. Sherwood
paid Theodore Child, the journalist, who
has just died of cholera in lspahan. high
tribute a. q correspondent and honorable
traveller. AS to the experiences of Americans
with foreigners since their experiences with
the Duke of Sutherland, she didn't think
they cared SO much for dukes ne formerly.
AS for Americans abroad, the English
make the mistake of taking the eccentric
for the typical American. and. possibly, by
and by, when they do get hold of the typi-
cal American. they will do him or her
justice. if they desire It,
Mrs. Sherwood had the original idea that
1t is very shabby and nngallant in tho En-
glish noblemnn. before whom American
girls lay their beauty, fortune and talent,
to stand on one side and listen to the rid
icule and abuse that is showered on them.
If they did what was gallant they would
all defend American girls. instead of laugh
inR at cartoous of the Prince of Wales sob
bling on tho floor among lot OF broken
lean Beauties" looking alphabetically At
him from q high shelf.
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ssted in the china and cim.cracka Hs

ested In tho china and gim-cracka BE
simply stood there confused. and bis mind
was not soothed by the sudden conscious
moss that he was acting like thief causht
in the act Would his wife never comet
She had surely been gone an hour. Now
that young man was looking searchlngly
1T his mackintosh, and II struck Worth
that be was wearing Just the style OF coat
most convenient for q thief. The ample
cape would servo TO conceal any queer mo-
tions of the arm and hand, as we'll as af-
ford o convenient hiding place for any
stolen goods that could not easily be
pocketed. OF course. if that young man
was a detective. he knew all about how
convenient mackIntoshes were for thieves.
He had redoubled his watchfulDess. Evil
IDENTIFY he had no doubt left that Worth was
q thief. and was only considering whether
be had better take chances and arrest him.
Would his wife never comet He had O con-
fused idea that her appearance would set
him right.
Worth could stand 1t no longer. file bolt
ed upstairs. and took up position IN
As he fully expected, the young man at
once appeared mp the stairway. and took
up q position In view OF Worth. But the
latter had collected himself somewhat, and
assumed an attitude OF digniiied noncha-.
lance against giass-case. with one eye on
the elevator and the other OIL the Young
man. As he did so his elbow struck tray.
He looked back and moved his
hand to the side pocket % his
macintosh. Then two terrorizing facts
flashed upon him. The tray he had dis
turbed contained scissors. tweezers and
nail files, just like those he had purchased.
while next to 10 was u tray of Rhinestone
ornaments. At the same moment his hand
struck the articles BIO bad purchased OF the
other store loose IN his pocket.
Great Scott" thought Worth. suppose
that Internal idiot shonld take notion TO
have me searched! He'd find proof posi-
tivew The cold chills and hot waves were
chasing each other up and down his back.
He was persplring about the neck. and his
collar was choking him. OF course he
could prove his innocence at once, but how
humiliating it would be- And then what
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-11-20

lot of fun his friends would have. The Co
lumbia Club would be too hot for him for
year, and those friends at the Whist
Club, where it is q breach of etiquette TO
spare members feelings. would simply
roast him alive He could
himself being searched IN the
private office, and then dragged
to the police station. What an ass he was
to ever come into one of these places! Had
that woman, his wife. died up stairsi No.
she had not, but Worth had to sizzle about
five minutes longer. with the eyes OF that
quiet young man steadily upon him.
Did you wonder what had become of
me- sweetheartp AMI bis wife's voice never
sounded sweeter than il did just then as
she stepped out OF the elevator. Il mIslaid
the little package had that yelling in aud
tho clerks had q tsrrible time finding it,"
The young man had disappeared. Evil
IDENTITY he knew tho face of Mrs. Worth as
q regular customer. and if she knew this
suspicious-looking stranger he must be all
right
When they reached the sidewalk Worth
exploded. and the shopping tour was cut
short.
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Brains Must BE Trained.

Nasts Weekly
It's not true that the world 10 q better
market for muscles than for brains The
difficulty is that brain matter. whatever
it's native brightness, is practically worth
less without training aud experience. For
one play produced by \ manager thou
sand are rejected. The accepted one may
be inferior in many respects 10 many O re-
Jected one; may have less talent it. bat it is
from trained head and il suits the man.
ayers want. and that is enough. IL is so
with story writing. with headwork
OF every kind. Suitability is the
quality that gives it peeuniary val
ne. Men and women who with
certain brilliant qualities fail to realize
this truth often fancy that the conditions
or success are hard and limited. Yet the
atrical managers, magazine publishers and
many others are subject To the very same
law themselves They In turn are en-
ployes of the public. They must suit il. or
It Will turn elsewhere for what it wants.
FINALLY, 1t is not necessary that want
should be proclaimed in order TO exist.
Sometimeslt may be anticipated. Some
times 1t may even be created. Whoever
can create q want for his wares or his work
Is on the way to m asterful success.
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CreAm-Coiored Reform.

fHioiolpnla Ilfneb-
Just now there is an epidemic of cream
yellow in exterior house decoration. just
whore or how it started 10 hard TO deter
mine, but tis fearfully contagious. When
some one starts 1t on a square the people
next door are likely TO have 1t within a
day or two. Some have only the doorway
and window sashes. but the majority have
1t bad and break out over the whole house
front. The AVERAGE red brick house paint
ed all over this rich cream, and then lined
In brown, and with the woodwork OF
chloe olate brown. effects q tremendous
transformation. 1t is something like an
old.fas hioned Quaker coming ont In full
fiedged new suit of the latest fashion.
Throughout the favorite residence quar-
ter this new cream decoration may be
seen and the painters are busy putting II on.
1t is looked upon as new departure from
the old stereotyp ped philadelphia red brick:
and 10 supposed TO be one of the tints OF
the new Philadelphia about which 90 much
n heard
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WAS SUSPECTED OF THEFT
Young Manufacturers Terrible Expar-
fence in a Big Dry Goods House.
Thought He Would Renew His Wedding
journey Memories by Going Shopping
with His Wife and Came to Grief.

HE AVERAGE NAN
would as soon attempt
to W ade barefoot
through the Dismal
Swamp as to wander
through the laba-
rynth of q big de
partmenp store and
stternpr to make any
considerable number
of purchases. The or
deal of waiting half
on hour for his pack
'age and change after
every little ten-cent
purchase is enough
to drive him to the
mad-house, even il he
Evening journal., 1892-11-08
MRS. SMITHS CASE.

One Of the small Republican papers
says:
The EvRNIva JOURNAL would COM
mand more respect with both Democrats
and Republicans II IL would confne its
efforts TO the discussion Of the principals
in the recent political controversy and
not mar its columns with useless slurs
at the expense of a woman II is neither
gentlemanly nor polite.
II not the originator Of the scheme to
bribe Major Wootten Mrs Smith was
one Of the principal conspirators. She
was deputy in the post Office but
principal in everything else because she
has more sense than Smith.
She solicited Major Woo'ten 20 call on
Smith. She either tempted him or tried
to entrap him. She wrote the notes
which brought about the interviews be-
tween Smith and Wootten She was so
afraid that the dignifed and scrupu-
lousy moral Senator Higgins would be
too modest TO make the bargain that she
had to be winked at and got out Of the
room to prevent Senator Higgins from
hearing something the senator wished to
pretend not to know.
If this critic would only take care Of
Mrs. Smith, keep her from doing what no
lady and no honest woman should do, we
think we may be trusted to treat all
other women with proper courtesy and
respect. But this thing that Mrs.
Smith has done, which seems little
thing to some men, is the most shocking
political scandal that ever occurred in
Delaware It was the effort Of United
States senator and two officials under the
immediate command Of pious Mr.. Wana
maker to bribe state official to commit
frauds and forgery and then induc,
President Harrison and Secretary Nobl,
TO put the forger and the corruptionisi
into Office before winter sets in" anC
before Senator Gray could find out thar
the man was forger. Next to murder W,
cannot conceive of any worse conspiracy
in which Mrs. Smith could hSve been en-
gagged.
We win not yield a place in our sym
pathy, honor and love for woman to an
paper in the land. We respect and ad
mire all good. true women with fervo
and a sincerity that cannot be surpassed
The EVENING JOURNAL does no
need any prompting TO venerat
) the mother; to hold the wife Il
reverence: 70 admire frolicsome and limo
cent girlhood, or TO firt with the sum
Evening journal., 1892-11-08
THE CARNEGIE SPECIES.

An article in Blackwood's Magazine
discusses Andrew Carnegie with more
or less intelligence and fairness, accord
ing to the politics of the reader in this
country. Carnegie has not only man
aged to bring himself into very con.
spicuous position, but he is the embodi
ment of the chief tenet of a great politi
cal party. He is the personifcation of
protection in the United States.
From process Of making steel, by
which it may be cast cheaper than iron,
which Bessemer gave TO the world free
Carnegie has boasted that he made in one
year, 1887, a profit of one and half
million dollars That is the standpoint
from which he is viewed in this country
that of the law made millionaire
The writer in Blackwood, after saying
that Carnegie's character was little
understood in Great Britain, says;
On the one hand he is regarded as a
tender-hearted philanthropist, whose soul
is overfowing with love for his fellow
men, and the burning passion of whose
amelioration of the condition of his less
fortunate fellow creatures, and as a
humble and sanity exemplar of the
Christian religion. On the other hand,
he is regarded as a selfish mOnOpolist, as
tyrannical oppressor of the working
man, rs a very monster of greed and
inhumanity. Both Of these estimates
are, as we hope to prove, grossly exag-
gerated Mr. Carnegie is neither so
good nor so bad as he is painted by his
friends and his enemies He is simply q
product of the political and industrial
conditions which prevail in the United
States. He is a typical American EN-.
ployer-neither greatly better nor seri.
ously worse than the average member of
his class.
That is practically true. Carnegie, as the
representative of his class, does incit'
more praise and more abuse that
an ordinary tariff robber But h,
cannot be regarded as simply al
American employer Of labor. He il
more than that. He is one Of class to col
lect money from the people in order to dis
tribute small portion Of it to then
again in wages He belongs to clas
of men who maintain that the mills the,
run are not profitable in themselves, bu
il maintained by the people they viii
make the people richer. He belongs T.
a class Of men who support politica
party and subscribe the money TO pa,
campaign expenses and then deman'
legislation in return from which they cai
derive millions Of dollars.
or course It is difficult for the Englisl
people to understand the Carnegie
character because srch characters wer
abolished by act Of parliament in 1901
when, to prevent a revolution, tn
famous Queen Bess reluctantly Withdrew
the special privileges and the monopolie
she had granted to court favorites.
Carnegie is no worse. as he is no bette
than those favorites He is no bette
and no worse than other tariff robbers
he is only richer, more ostentatiou'
more vulgar, coarser and more hypocriti
cal There are thousands like him, onl
not so much so.
Evening journal., 1892-11-08
THE DAY IN NEW YORK.
Continued from First Page.

United States Marshal Blancher started
with the prisoner for United States
Commissioner Shields Office and while on
the way a number Of Murphys friends
assaulted the marshal. A small riot was
participated but assistance soon arrived
and the prisoner was safely landed be-
fore the commissioner
Busy Scenes al the Polls.
The weather this morning is bright
and clear. At o'clock the polls
opened and the work of election day
began. The early scenes were busy
ones. Long lines of voters waited
anxiously and discussed in animated
tones the virtues of their respective
candidates. In the business districts
the great majority of houses were
closed and nearly all public offices were
also shut up for the day.
The voters came early to the polls and
in several election districts visited it was
said that not a sipgle ballot was lost
through ignorance of the new system
AT Tammany hall the clans began to
gather before the suns rays had struck
the famous building.