The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1892-07-07

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60. so.pec..l rates TO prescheh. show.
or drammtrs.
A minister, dinins With 90 editor and
obsersing the scsnt table, asked . blessing
A follows. Lord, make Us thankful for
what wo are sbou, 10 receive and strength
90 ne TO uruey homewrd after we have
received u.
-ILhuenee Of ibe Hired Girl.-Youne
Mr. Seswed used TO be bsushty, proud
and arrogant; now che 10 humble. meek
and spiri,less. Whist has csused the
cbsagei Her husband bad bis salary
raised and got her q birod girl.
Father, TO youthful son Now, look
here, my laddie. II you ever do that again
III make you smart for II. son-fou
cat do H. Teacher says | was born stu
pid and 90 power on earth can make me
smart
Why didn't you put on a clean collar
before Jon left home? called out an imptr'
tinent dude TO car conductor. Cause
your mother didn't send home my wash
ing, Was the eItipguishng reply.
Some boys thinks they lie awful good
cause their folks never missis church, rain
or shine, but | notice when they has q app
pie they never offers me . bite They si'
vsys ohums with some boy wot's got poor
front teeth.
--Yabsiey See here, Nudge, when let
Won have that 100 six weeks ago. you
wanted tia little while only. Nudge
Well. told the truth. didn't have IT IN
my, possession mors than half 40 hour.
"A gentleman in Yorkshire the other
dsy took bis little boy on, for walk, but
the boy from some cause or ether got lost
aud meeting . policeman. tesrfully asked
Please. master, have you seen man WITH
on, little boyf Cause, ityou have, I'm
thu, little boy.
Mrs. Athome You told Mrs, Xavier
wss 10 just nowf Bridget -Yis'm, and
she do be down stairs now. Tell her III
be rieh. down. whs. did she say when
you told her was in2 She said, IN she'd
niver have called il she'd fought sof
Mrs. PlsiDfeld (proudly). Aud who
would have thought that should ever be
the mother Of poet. Her neighbor (mi'
understanding : Oh, we'll. wouldn't wor
~ about thstl He'll have better sense
when he gets little older.
Lawyer: When was the house erected
Don't know, Nov. sir do you have nc
idea when the house Was built2 Yes, sir
yes, sir. l built il myself, l did, but
don't think IL was ever erected not since
| been Twin there, powhow.
Would be Tenant u like the fat very
much. but hear that the house is hsun'
ted. Landlord (rubbing his hands snd
smilina) My dear madam. attend Il
hat personally. The ghost only appear
o tepsais who do not pay their rent snd
refuse 10 move cut.
Laura have heard, Irene. that Mr.
wee,pit. the young board Of trade broker
who comes TO see you, 10 what they call I
bear. Irene (blushios wildly "A bear
Laurai That doesn't begin 10 express II
Hes perfect boa constructor.
And when you have finished your lee
tire. said the professor Of elocu,ion spt
depo,,men, TO young Dulle, bow graceful
~, and leave the platform on ,iptoes. VIII!
on ,ip.oesi qneried Dulle SO IS no, Il
wake the audience, replied the professor
Maria. called out Mr.. Billns 10 an ~
riya,ea voice. l can't dad 1t snywherei i
10 exactly where you lei, il las, night, JobI
replied Mr., Billus from the top Of th'
stairway. II is 10 the lief. hip pocket o
The striped trousers you hung mp on ih
las. hook 10 the closet; bu, there isn't 81.
thing 10 II nov.
Madam, said the tramp 10 the Mime
sots farmers wife. sc, any cold boiled bee
70 give . prominent Politician I'm on
Of them delegates ., large sud I'm on IN.
usy TO The couveriioni Then said th
lady easrgeiiosIly. We will have ferns
roll call Here. TIse Towser. GIMP
There being 20 sbseniecs, 40 interesting
session i'm medis,ely began.
-Qaibble My dear. Why will you Per
mil Tia, Mrs. Rather 10 make . eoose {
yoai She sc,asIly kept you standing hsi
Ices ., tue gate this aittrnooo for TIRE
aa.riers oi at boar Mrs. Y. = Was IL .
A. long - Instr Qaitble a MINI.
b, The eloci. Mrs. . - Oh, veil. the des
vonsn eoaldni help H. She hsadi tim
10 c,ms. 10, ftr she told the whes she cal
led nc doxn she hsdnt minute 10 stoT
A eirealsr trom summer resort hot,
gives The assurance that there IL al lea,
eae msu sto slofles 10 being the wesks
vessel. Ths eifcsla seis forth thai u
Loiel is conducted BY My wlie aal No
The hls Nj" and Nv" s compared .
ihe ,Gsll IN ia me. are sinpIy pathetic i
their significance isslssees are no
wanting shersls II vas s'iden, thai ,h
hotel leepsis wife vas The real msin
,erins Of The basibess. b., The reireshin
csraos shovn by Mr.. SID Lis hunbi
l!l,ls % IL usiqae