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The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-09-01

Is attractive, but its hue in tho skin and
eyeballs Is rcpulsive, and indicates bilious
ness, n malady, however, easily remediablc
with Hostctteras Stomach Bltters Nausea,
sick headache, pains through the right side
and shoulder blade are manifestations OF
liver complaint, dismissahle with the Bit
tors. which also banishes malariai. rheu-
matte and kidney complaints, iiery BUSINESS
and constipation
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-09-01

Commends opublic approval the California
liquid laxative remedy, Syrup of Figs. II
is pleasant TO the taste and by acting gently
on the kidneys, liver and bowels to cleanse
the system cffectually, IL promotes the
health and comfort Of all who use 1t, and
with millionsit is the best and only remedy.
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-09-01

DYSPEPSIA, impaired digestion, weak
relieved by Bcccham's Pills. 25 cents box
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-09-01

70 every s1fEsrer fron cslarrh, 10 mst1er|
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-09-01

\ WHEN small boys yell .cheese it, Won
can take it for granted that something has
9 ourd and he wants to get whey. Philar
delphia Record
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-09-01

FAIR lady becomes still fairer by using
Glenn's Sulphur Soap.
HIPS Hair and Whistler Dye, SO cents
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-09-01

II AM banking on you,n as the farmer
said as he proceeded to hill up his potatoes
Dallas News
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-09-01
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- S11f <or1r11S I'm YearnfnGt
IoX rtI1c1on11Y IN furn1n4
+. &, 70 ~ woods nn1 1eIds aWaH
81 !. Zsx 4 y.
(30 ~ quickly 81 you please. sirl
Il 10 ri N6ft ~ III fOx me, NJ.
must 10y snd c1iurn to-day.
ff1fkt<I have begun h1ready,
n 80 ~, n sf,,,r9 end $500
IA sFsI~7, s.ssr,7 s-1sn Etnrsr
81 81 l4 n 7gF' AZ 's
IN WIN II mic y0u IN ne dat, dearf e
i en- held yos1 II stay, dc4rf Il.
IS CofuS ind Helc ONE back nc Nay. dear
s. VI We1cor1e back me Lovely spring.
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The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-09-01

THE tramp prefers .'loaf'' sugar in lii
coffee =
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-09-01

YOUNG PHARMAcEUTIs--"Ar you ever
troubled with colic7n His Partner-aNo.n
what pityl / have q cure for it that's
simply out Of sight - liegende Blaetter.
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-09-01

THE fellow who marries the ssreigning
belle" often has stormy life.--Colrnbus
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-09-01

WE wish we had as little to do as the cap
ital X.-Atchison Globe.
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-09-01
Pure ana yvhole.omc oual,tv

eHAs Mantalius very deep voice n
"Very. Why, when that man sings 1t
hurts his corns. It'd Bits
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-09-01

The biggest fur pool: Bchrfng sea :
Philadelphia Record.
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-09-01

THERE Is no music so solo inspiring as the
waltz. -Elmira Gazette.
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-09-01

A BIcYcIIsr taking header presents a
combination Of wheel and woe. Boston
Transcript.
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-09-01

A MAN who mixes his drinks generally
mixes his speech in the same way Bling
hamton Republican,
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-09-01

The lawn mower il good deal like the
keeper Of bucket shop 1T shares tho
green.
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-09-01

STEALING away from bad company Is jus
tifable larceny.
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-09-01

MEN are apt to worship what they can
not understand - women for example,
Once Week.
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-09-01

NorHrSo in it--A dudes conversation. :
Life
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-09-01

A BAD man generally hates good dog. :
Rams Horn
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-09-01

SHE--"And why is a ship called 'shep"
HeA"Ayc, ma'aml because the rigging
costs 90 much. Judge.
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-09-01

THE mosquito Ii . lawyer, and often
pleads all night at the bar.-Tennessce
Twinklings
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-09-01

BooKKEEPINe taught in one lesson. Do
not lend them.
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-09-01

EFORE DO D.
FISH'S store
at Cactus sta
ton stood a
two-mule team
and | o a d e d
wagon. Upon
{ h q drivers
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-09-01

THE music teacher's profession has >
sound basis.
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-09-01

us Taa proper study q manlind'i' man
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-01-16
AN INDIAN JAilER.
NE raithfulns.s ef His Hsports - III
Superior.

NE Iaithfulns.s ef His Rsports g His
Superior.
The jail-dxed establishment consisted
OF q native jailer, with deputies and a
few paid warders, with semi-nilitary
guard for sentry work. armed with
unslzets and provided with anmuni-
ton, most OF which was so old and
damp from tho elm etc that It had to be
destroyed periodically, says the Nation
81 Review. They were commanded and
drilled by o handsome old rcnsioned
subahdar native officer. This old
gentleman were collar Of large gold
beads round his neck, and over his dress
Of spotless white al embroidered sword
belt supported a native sword in a green
and gold scabbard. he was very
striking looking old man, with strict
notions of discipline and duty. His
father had been at Pho sy with Give.
1t was part of thi- officers duty to
mako his morning report at the Inagis-
trate's housc, il the m sgistrutc had not
time to 60 to the jail on his morning
round. His usual report was brief and
emphatic. my lord. the jail is all
well" One morning he continued it
thus: "Ee it known TO your lortiship
that the Jail cat has had fivc kittens
VIII your lordship order that the cat
have an extra ration Of mills?" This he
said in the grnvcst voice, with his hand
still at his forehead in military salute
When the order was given for the cats
extra ration he marched on without
the shadow Of . smile on his face, while
the magistrate remained almost con-
vulscd with suppressed laughter.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-01-16
UNIVERSITY EXTENSION. ,
Prof. Demmon Greeted by an Unexpect.
edly Large Audience.

Prof. Demmon Greeted by an Unexpect.
edly Large Audience.
The officers OF the society for Uni
vezsity Extension were astopished last
night when they saw the audience that
had gathered to listen to tho first of
Professor Dsmmon's lectures in the
university extension course. An All
dlence oil over 400 people representing
nearly all classes OF Grand Rapids
society, listened with keen appreciation
TO Professor Demmon's literary an
alysls of More's utopia" Profess
sor Demmon began his lecture by read
ing q few extracts from Ruskin's "Ses-
anne aud Lilies" in which theEnglish
author and critic divides books into
those of the hour and those of all time,
and advises the literary student to study
in connection with the subject matter oil
book, the circumstances. under which
it Was written, the character Of the
writer. the influence OF the work or
the reader, ana the comparison with
other masterpieces. Prof. Demmon
then gave . detailed statement OF
English life AMI customs 1T the time
More wrote the utopia" aud ex-
planned from this many OF the aug
gestions for government embodied in
the work. lie then contrasted Morris
own conduct a. chancellor, with the
schems Of government mapped out in
his ideal commonwealth.
lie then summed up the different
theories in regard 10 tho object and
purpose of the "Utopis." and the
reasons More may have had for writ
ing il.
At the close OF Professor Demmon's
lecture, he explained to those who
wished TO take the course the nature
OF the work they were expected TO do,
and urged them to take up the work
with the true spirit OF . student. He
hoped they would be- willing TO work
earnestly, and not expect him to furn-
ish all the labor and enthusiasm. He
askea them to write criticisms answer
ng the questions asked IN the syllabus.
These papers will he forwarded TO Ann
Arhor. and will be discussed At the
meeting next Friday night.
The lecture next friday will b based
on Bacon's essays.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-01-16

I have yet 10 see n large feck os BIRDS
without guards perchcd in commanding
outlooks. and know from experience how
difficult it Is to outwit these sentinels I.
has often been my afternoons amuxere-s
to try TO plunge into the midst Of . ttcu-
sand feeding blackbiris, and I never snc-
ceeded. / have reversed tho condi-iess
more than once. and, being concealed. have
had them pass within arms reach. and
then took notes OF them as fast as possible.
That they talked faatss than they ATE was
evident, and my disGuiss never was e.
fective for long. They always Suspected
that something was wrong, concentrated
their suspicious, aud now the rystery-
one and all rise from the ground IA eae
body. Not always. bat 50 frcqecasiy that
a telepaphic signal is evidently theirs tkss
informs q Thousand maybe ~ the same
moment. Without this power. this pss-
session Of rudimenta-y language, a kcck
Of birds would Be at the mercy Of ever, e..
envy, and they are lesion.-pr. c. Z. Alb
bot In Montreal Star.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-01-16

rne g1n Mia Pcfersun. wa< ths oxHEa-
Ter q poer skounAkex, Who led has fs.xa-
ily DOGS lixe anc was continually U TIA
verge II starvation
-Alser Ckristsnssn lefs Nina cxrsctsa -
Asar fron him oonS&nfly. bat no i<stsr
eScr reached Asr. And - she haa 40 i1as
y what p@rs Il tAs United STATES ne wes.t
sAs could nc< write 10 k4M. Among the
yQnng men If tks town was Jsnsan. whe
aiao looked with loving eyss nPea Nina
hat she would have nosAing q do WITH
hln. for her heart WA true ~ Cars As
year sftsr yeax went ~. with ne wsrd
from her absent lover the mad CAME -
the conclusion thai he was rscseans. xc1
this id<A was fonfsrsd - nncA - paaEbSs
by Jensss. Who was II lasx snooes<fal N
getting Aink's consent to marty liza
Tie father also inzs<ed thai the wedf,.-
sheaid come oil. and. mm~ 70 get svsy
from such IN unhAppy home than thrsaxh
love for Jensen. Nina eonscnted &s4 tney
were married This IVES five years sSo.
After two years Of hard timx Ia the cid
country Jensen determined - Try his Ter
tune in AnsE1eA, and with his wils sad
one child he started for the New Werla-
After wandering about fer son- sizis
they landed In Nehr~ska with no reSsv
Jensen obtained work on farms il SifYsx~o,
parts of the stas>. but was unable te gst
ahead financially.
The man and wife drifted over TIE stess,
doing work II such PLACES IS tAey csril
get employment. until ~ last they rcscksd
this city, where they heard thai = man ax.d
woman were wanted TO work On farm In
the western part OF the county. Jensen ~
piled for the place. and ~ chance wcz.l
have IL the man and woman were wanted
On the farm Of Christensen. bat the psopls
were so changed that no rooognitiOa was
had
Something familiar in the wonan's sp-
pearance led Christensen 10 make inquiries.
and he discovered that il was his long Lost
love. He said nothing 10 either Jet.sen c.
his wife, but a few shrtwe euesf sonx
showed him that Jensen knew aacrs slsous
the reason for his lettars not reaching INA
than the husband WAS uiilias 20 aeksow.-
edge
One evening he began telE-g . story .
his hired man and wife. and rococKted the
story Of his life from beginning To ae rrvs-
eIt. He told how Jensea had taken TIE
letters from the postonsre and destroyed
them, and when he got through the latter
was so overcome with what be thcagk,
was Christensen knowledge thxs ne .ss-
fessed his infamy. The three talkri long
into the night about the r-rt,sr. and is-<1:s
the morning came it was decided that .lea-
SCI, would give NJ the woman. who cr<.n.y
said that she did not loys him. an4 Re
agreed 70 get divorce and give rs his
wife ard child n Christensen would gsye
him start in the world
Nina was willing and anxious. and TIE
result was that the deed 10 the eighty
acres Of land was passed, ard the wenxn
is now living as the wife ef Ckrisnsn~en
A divorce was procured sDd the marriage
followed on the same sre1ing. Jensen
lives at the farm until he can build .
house. and tho whole lot s-csn happy ever
the new turh Of afairx--Fort Wsria
Gazette.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-01-16

10 test tbs force % the eurfent. = re-
porter foT The EskAIp was detailed %
sisit the Edison electric light works last
night and receive the tell current OF
tie dynamo
TIE dynsmos that operate the in
esncescent lamps are arranged IN .
seTies and consequently have . uni
form eleetTo-naotiss force, or voltage
They are all operated At the ssme
spesd, furnishing from 100 70 I5o anu
peres Of current at . pressure u ITO
volts As the voyage decreases with
the ressstancs, sTk:[ IS the reslstaucs
naturally lnY $50 2 lth inc ieItgth OF
s s1s nlsss Olss. .s.s 4. is hssvl sss
effect OF the current would be received
in short circuit connecting the two
two wires attached TO = twenty four
candle power incandsscent lamp were
Joined. The lamp burned brilliantly.
thus showing that the full voltage aud
current strength Was passing through
the wires The reporter then took hold
Of the binding posts at the
same points where the ends
of the wires had been attached,
thus recsIving the full effect OF the
current. Only slight shock Was felt,
the sensation not extending beyond the
fingers OF each hand. This experiment
was tried repeatedly, the several shocks
varying but little in their respective in
tensities. He then wet his fingers in
order to render them more per-
feet conductors, and took hold
OF the binding posss as before
The shock was increased slightly, bat
not enough 10 cause anything more
than . slight twitchlng Of the fingers
and . burning sensation At the ends.
Other dynamos were tried in
the same manner and the ef.
tects were uniformly the same.
The reporter has received . mu:h se.
verer shock from an induction coil in
circuit with Grove cell. These Edison
dynamos are the ones that operate
the incandescent lamps used in light
inc stores and residences. A live wire
from one of these lamps might
DO handled with IMMUNITY and
the person never feel any
effects of the shock. The dynamos
which maintain the arc lamps used for
street lighting are the Thompson
Houston machines. The elec,ro-mo-
tive force OF these dynamos varies from
1000 to $500 volts-more than sutii-
cicnt to kill anyone through whom the
current passed, but current from an
Edison dynamo is absolutely harmless.
1t has since been learned that MIR.
BALDWIN was sick and was overcome 10y
the effects of the medicine the doctor
prescribed for him.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-01-16

power, esisling her into snare which
viii, ere the snd comes, draw this iEa-
poftAnt Little nAfisn iRto tas vortex
created BY the inevitable Glazing Of
the two greater nAhons. Once 10 this
vortex the future natIsual existence OF
Cali viii have ceased xad the territory
known - Chill viii have passed into
tbs hands OF the coaqaerors. Which
enc Of the European powers. If any one.
would plot the destF Hctssn OF this little
Soath American nation thss the OPP
eertunity may be gained OF securing =
feotnold On the south American CONT
nent and 1t the same time injuring the
United States mast be matter tor con-
lectures, and in the Absence OF positiye
Information. may not rise above the
digaity:of . surnise. Bat the surmise
may be excused oy Chiii's NEST unwar-
rAntsd, not to sAy foslishly, defiant at
ttude.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-01-16
ADJUSTMENTS.
PoWera,-.rho Aidnight Dell

Powers'-srhe Aiaaight nerls
"The Midnight Bell" drew a good at
tendance vt Powers last night, and the
audience was delighted with the quaint
and pure comedy which deals with
humanity aud situations which we arc
all familiar with. Ii is homespun
comedy which deals with New England
life, rural, pure and simple. The divi-
sion between comedy and pathos is
nicely and delicately drawn, and there
Is story and q moral which can ap-
peal and impress everybody. The
company 10 excellent, every member
being well adapted to the parts as
signed and the whole performance was
complete, refined and artistic. The
endorsement of last evening ought 10
insure full house tonight when the
comedy and drama, for there is strong
dramatic interest in the story, will be
repeated.
General Mention.
There will be matinee at Smiths
today.
This afternoon and evening wilimark
the concluding performances OF KIT,
the Arkausas Traveller" by Henry
Chanfrau and company.
In addition to Miss Dowiies, Mr..
Geary's stock company will give "Ten
Nights in . Barroom" at the museum
t0day.
Seats may be secured today for the
opening OF the WILDER Opera company
in "The Grand Duchess" at Redmonds
tomorrow night.
Carl Mil,oecker. the idol of the Vien-
nese public, composed the music of
"Poor Jonathan" which will be sung
at Powers' opera house on Thursday,
January 2l.
Conreid's Opera company, which will
present "Poor Jonathan" IS q large
ana capable musical organization, un-
der the direction OF Mr.. Heinrich Con-
RED, who produced tho opera at the
New York Casino, where it ran for
over 200 nights last year.
John Winter. one OF the owners Of
Irwin Bros. Comedy and Vaudeville
company, is here IN advances of his
company. Mr.. Winter was tor four
years resident of Grand Rapids, but
has not been here in eight years. lr.
WIN Bros. and John Winter also have q
circus, museum and menagerie during
the summer season, anu expect to OK
hiblt here during the coming summer.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-01-16
SHORT SPECIALS.

Influenza is spreading in Vienna, Co.
penhagen, Stockholm, Cracow and
Christiania
Chauncey NJ. Depew was reelected
president OF the Union League club at
New York Thursday.
Secretary OF State Chaplain, OF Cam
ada. will resign, IL il said. after the
Quebec provincial elections
H. Herzberg, . merchant of Gads-
den, Ala. made an assignment Thurs
day. Liabilities, sl5o. 900; assets,
SIPS, 600.
William Keck, on trial for killing
Mrs. Jeannette Mich, at Ironton, Pa,
has been found guilty Of murder in the
first degree.
Charles Martin, medical director Of
the United States navy. on the retired
list, died in New York Thursday Of
pneumonia.
George Newsome. pit boss Of the
mine at Coffeen. H., was instantly
killed thursday morning by falling 100
feet into the stump, caused by the
breaking Of the cable.
Gen. Datus e. Coon. commander of
Hcintzelman Post @. A. z, San Diego.
Cal, has autographed the president
asking permission to raise brigade OF
troops for service against Chilli
Instructions have been received 1t
the Watervliet United States arsenal
near Troy. N. Y, to rush the work on
all big guns in process of construction,
emitting all fancy finishing touches.
Kearncy (Nebl citizens overfiowed
with patriotism on Thursday ~ the un-
yelling of the life-sized bronze bust of
the late Gen. Phil Kcarney. presented
the city of Kearney by his cousin.
Brevct-Gen. J. Watts Depeyster. Of
N.,v Vo~L
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-01-16

Tho ex-psrte evidence taken at Mare
island by Judge Remsy in relation TO
the Valparaiso outrage on the Bslti-
more's crew. and through this Incident
The direct and aggravated insult offered
this natl on. and afterwards emphasized
and intensified by Minister Mstts's Of
fetal notes. leaves no room for doubt
ss TO the intention on the part Of = Ger
tain class of Chilisns to insult the Uni.
ted States. The insult was % pointed
snd malicious that even the apology
demanded for the sffrent and the rep
srstion asked for the iuimed could
he received in repsrat,on Only By dis
play Of the greatest forheArAncs, the
mcss christian-like spirit, and in fur
theranee Of the policy Of peace eur
goverumsut has 20 ably con,eaded for.
That oil our peaceful oversures have
been relccted or treated with . silencs
81 once eontemptuoas and defiant. BE-
comes . matter Of great suppress, and
oil the greater when the strength of the
tive powers IL considered. IL = rot rsa-
ssnsbls 10 suppose chsh u xnorsnt Of
our resources and enterprise. nor s il
reasonable 70 thsax shs conssders her.
seif sbis 10 cope With Us IN We UNEQUAL
strasHls shs seems - court with oil the
arisr Of q 'sver intoxicated BY The
charms 81 . coy mistress. n tne Cal
iars then BE- i~>s than feels. oniy one
seIution can % offered Fer Acr most
unsular esliey. esd that 4. sshins
Ch,ll stands sons srsas EaropeAa
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-01-16

a Testing Remark That Canned No Eud
OF AsnoyAnes>
''In selling goods," said successful
canvssser. 'you must not be content
with selling TO the people who want
them; you must persuade the rest 70
want them also." Many q crafty sales
man feels that the secret Of success lies
In describing his goods SO that they
shall seem ''all things 70 all men," and
woe be 10 the innocent and jocoss buyer
who brings down upon himself the
nocd Of such . mana pertinacity. Says
. traveller in Malta, according 10 the
Youths Companion:
Going to the quay. Ne made our pas
sage. by energetic pushing. through the
Hnes of vendors Of cigars, tobacco, lace.
oranges and sponsea One man with
eansries Ia cages stopped U 1t the
wster's edge with:
want canary. sir7~
"Are they for essin97- ss,sed him.
70 get rid Of his importantly end In .
spirit of Mark Twain jocoeity.
"No' moi They ere for singing"
"Ah' II that's what they'ss for ~
don't want them"
A brilliant thought struck The man
and he bottled after m, shoutings "resl
yesl They Are for essisg' very good
PEE Bay the losg~
Leaving hls cages il charge Of an -
sissant. ne made Oh 10 tell The canary
venders that here was . man whe sse
saaartes add might buv all ss~r. wers
In Malta, snd Q fns time ere hsd VITA
cagss until ws steamed away.