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n COUNCIL OF WAR.
Democratic Managers Discuss ar
Encouraging Situation.

Democratic Managers Discuss an
Encouraging Situation.
NEW YORK. Oct. 25.-The flags at ma
tional Democratic headquarters were at
half-past out of respect to the memory
or Mrs. Harrison. A council of wal
was held aL Democratic head
quarters today. The chief adviser of
these councils, which will be held fire
quently from now till election, will be
Senator German. Plans for conducting
an aggressive campaign from now un-
til the close OF the polls were discussed.
Chairman Harrity has reports from all
sections or the country to present at the
meeting. While many of the reports
were encouraging, many indicated that
there was much work yet to be done in
certain localities between now and cleo
ton day.
MI. Roosevelt made a report in regard
to the financial position of the CAM
palgn. In his report he says. that while
the responses to the appeal for money
have been quite numerous, they were
not as liberal As had been expected they
would be. He says the money is needed
for the work TO be done inthe remaining
two weeks of the campaign.
AT today'S council a telegram from
Chicago was read, emanating from the
Western headquarters, which says that
the headquarters were thrOngeu during
the past week with influential Demo-
cratic statesmen from all parts of the
country who brought the most encour-
aging tidings and added to the enthusi-
asm prevailing i'll Chicago. The head
quarters reports i'll states over which
1t has control tile outlook is especially
tlartering. The third party movement,
while complicating the situation, the
telegram says, has tended to demoraI;ze
the Republicans in half a dozen states
which were heretofore looked upon as
soiidly Republican.
Vice-Presidential Candidate Steven
son arrived in this city tonight. lie will
remain here several days, and will
speak tomorrow night in Brooklyn.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-10-26
JoANNE KoERTEN's WORK.
a Little Dutch Girl and Her Won
derfu! Scissors.
Chicago News Record.

derfu! Scissors.
Chicago News Record.
More than two hundred years AGO a
little girl was born in Amsterdam, in
Holland. who was named jeanne Koer-
ten. She was a peculiar child, i'll that,she
cared nothing whatever for play and
sport. but found her greatest delight in
making copies of things about her, i'm
itating i'll "a every kind of fruit, and
making on silk. with colored floss, exact
copies of paintings, which were thought
wonderful, says Mary Wagner Fisher
in Wide Awake.
But after she had become very accom-
pliShed in music, spinning and embroid-
cry she abandoned all these for a still
more extraordinary. art-that of cutting.
One is Selzed with establishment in
looking at her work, for all that the en-
graver accomplishes with the graver
she effected with her scissors.
She executed landscapes, marine
views, flowers, animals and portraits of
people of such striking resembIances
that she was for a time quite the WON
der of Europe.
She used white papers for her cut
tmgS, placing them over a black sur
face, so thai the minute openings made
by her scissors formed the light and
shade"
The czar, Peter the Great. and others
of high rank paid her honor. One man
high in rank vainly offered her 1000
tlOrinS for three small cuttings. The
empress of Germany paid her 1000
fiorins for a trophy she had cut. bearing
the arms of Emperor Leopold, crowned
with eagles and surrounded by a garland
of cut flowers. She also cut the en-
peror's portrait, which can now be seen
in the royal art gallery in Vienna. A
great many people went to see her, and
she kept book in which princes and
prlnceSSeS wrote their names.
When she died. which was when she
had lived siXty-five years, her husband,
Adrian Block. erected a monument to
her memory, and had designed upon it
the portraits of all these titled visitors.
Her cuttings were SO correct in effect
and SO tasteful as to give both dignity
and value to her work, and constitute
her al artist whose exquisite skill with
scissors has never before nor since been
equaled. So both her art and her mon
ument were unique, and kept her
memory green for now nearly $50
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-10-26
He Got the Girl.

Detroit free treSS.
He was a courteous man and had been
the old gentleman's cashier for a num-
Der of years. He was implicitly trusted,
but-well, when ONE II suggested to
the old gentleman that lie was remark
ably attentive TO his daughter; the old
gentleman looked solemn. He didn't
exactly approve of that.
But the young man was courteous,
and he had a pleasant, convincing way
of putting things. He didn't indite q
letter TO the old gentleman; he didn't
| walk into his Office h~eSitatingly as if eX-
| pecting a rebuff, and he didn't enter
with the air of a bold. bad man who
does not intend to be "blutfed." He
entered in aquiet. buSiness-like way and
said:
Il have been your cashier for ten or
twelve years, Mr.. Milbanks."
something like that, L believe" re-
sponded the old gentleman, looking at
him lnquiringly.
Il think my record during that time
has been good" went on the Young
man. IL.
Excellent" was the reply.
II come of a good and honorable
family"
The old gentleman began to see what
was coming and he prepared tor it, but
he admitted the truth of the assertion.
you have never had nv books ex-
amined by an expert" persisted the
young man.
Never"
VERY well. There is a matter of
some Importance to-yOu and me that L
should like to speak about to YOU"
Proceed" said the old man coldly,
feeling that the moment for firmness had
come.
Would you prefer me to marry your
daughter here OIL in Canada?:" asked the
cashier pleasantly.
Up began the old man, rather
startled "I-Marry her here, my boy!
Marry her here! I'd rather have you in
this country
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Civil Service Examinations.

Approaching examinations for this
section are scheduled as follows:
Madison, Wis.,, Oct. 81; Dubuque. To-,
Oct. 30; Mankato. Mimi, Nov. /; st.
Paul, MIMI, Nov. 8; Aberdeen, S. D.,
Nov. Q; Omaha, Neb., Nov. 9, for de-
%partmental and Indian services; Omaha,
Neb., Nov. 10, for railway mail service;
North Platte, Neb., Nov. II; Cheyenne,
Wyo., Nov. Is; Denver, Col. Nov. II;
Des Moines, To-, Nov. 10, departmental
and Indian service; Des Moines, TO-,
Nov. 81, railway mail service.
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'%vindication'' forthcoming for PAT

'vindication" forthcoming for PAT
To a disinterested and sympathetic
outsider Mr.. EGAN's duty in the prem
ises is obvious ana imperative. If
every charge are false'' he must run
'em all to earth in the editorial sanctum
of the New York Tribune. Despite the
restraining recollection of recent bottle
cracking at Ophir farm, he must call
the vice-presidential candidate himself
to account, and he may do so under the
comforting assurance that he is not the
first great man Mr.. REID has maligned.
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has maintained, the freest trade in
labor. The GLOBE suggests that before
their next public appearance Mr..
TOwNE search for some more conclusive
evidence in support of his encouraging
assertions, and that Senator DAVIS
look carefully through the Mckinley
bill, the provisions of which he seems
to have forgotten in his feverish inter-
est over the complexion of the next
legislature.
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WELCOMES EULOGY

A Tender Tribute by the Hoosier
Poet.
INDIANAPOLIS. Oct. 25.-The News
this afternoon printed the following
written by James Whitcomb Riley:
CAROLINE SCOTT HARRISON.
Now utter calm and rest;
Hands folded over the breast
In peace the placidest-
All trials past
All fever soothed-all pain
Annulled, i'll heart and brain,
Never to veX again.
She sleeps at last.
h sleeps. bot, oh, most near
And best beloved of her.
4e sleep Dot-nay, nor stir,
save but to bow
The closer each to each,
With sObs and broken speech
That all in vain beseech
Her answer now.
And 10. we weep with yori-
One grief the wide world through
Yet with the faith she knew,
We see her still,
Even as here she stood
All that was pure and good
And sweet in womanbood-
Gods will her will.
JAMES WHiTCoMH RILEY.
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land the Wind

Brandon BuckSaw.
Speaking of cyclones" said the man
with the ragged whiskers. ''they do play
some queer tricks sometimes. l re-
member being ketched by one as l was
driving home from the grocery with a
sack of seed potatoes in the wagon
paper flour sack it was. Wal. what did
that cyclone do but blow them potatoes
over seven counties, every later of lem.
ana leave that paper sack settin
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-10-26
BY Carl SCUURZ.

Indeed, we have reached the point
when the raising of big sums for use in
elections is officially recognized as a
high political function deserving signal
recognition.
Look at John Wanamaker, whose only
title to rank as a statesman, when he
was made a cabinet minister, consisted
in the collection of a large electioneer-
ing fund, TO be spent where it would do
the most good by his brother statesman.
Matt Quay.
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Commissioner
JCHARLES E. MCCARRON
0u"s DAVID HANNA.
TODAY'S WEATHER.

WASHINGTON. Oct. 25.-For Minnesota:
Fair; westerly winds: slightly warmer For
Wisconsin: Fair: northwesterly winds;
warmer in northwest portion. For Iowa:
Fair; westerly winds; slightly warmer. For
South Dakota: Fair; westerly winds. For
North Dakota: Fair; westerly winds; warm
er in northeast portion. For Montana: Fair;
westerly winds.
GENERAL OBSERVATIONS.
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULT
URE, WEATHER BUREAU. WASHINGTON. Oct.
%, 6:iS p. m. Local Time. Sp. m. 18th Merid-
ian Time.-O5servations taken at the same
moment of time at all stations.
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~CaURCHMEN CONCLUDE.
Adjournment of the Episcopal
Convention.

BALTIMORE, Oct. 25.-The most sue
cessful convention ever held by the
Protestant Episcopal church because of
its results adjourned tonight after a
three weeks session. The last day of
the convention was spent in clearing
up miscellaneous business. The pas
toral letter read by Bishop Thompson,
of Mississippi, at tonight's thanksgiving
gives a resume of the work accom-
plished by the convention, and enters
largely into recommendations of the
conduct of church work pending the
meeting of the next general convention
three years hence.
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THE SPEAKERS'0FUND.

Previously acknowledged ......... g, 376 Is
Daniel DowneS. Kandiyohi Station. 2 90
James Downes, Kandiyohi Station. . 90
Patrick Lawler, Kandiyohi Slation.... = o.
Jerry Lawler, Kandiyohi station 49,. 1 co
f. E. Kelley, Kandiyohi Station :. l co
John Vadness, Kandiyohi Station. l o.
Dougherty, handiyohi Station. l o.
Lawrence Larkins, kandiyOhi Station. l co
Martin Downes, kandiyohi Station.... / 90
John Murray. Kandlyohi ~Slation..... l 90
Michael Murray, Kandiyohi Station. / 90
Patrick McDermott, Kandiyohi Station. 1 90
James McNulty, Kandiyohi Station.... L %
Patrick Murray. Kandiyohi Statiou.... I 90
John Carlin. kandiyohi S~lstiOn.....-. l 90
Michael Downes. Kandiyohi S~tatiou... 1 90
James Hart, Kandiyohi tation...... so
Total. s.. 395 65
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THE DOODLE CAMPAIGN.
Singing Rebukes of Plutocratic
Corruption sby Former Repub-

licaES.
BY JUDGE WALTER Q. GRESHAM.
Men who contribute money to buy
votes and to bride the peoples repre-
sentatives, as well as those who dis
burse it, are deadly enemies of the re-
public. Their greed and love of power
are greater than their love of country.
They impair popular respect for law,
which is the only safeguard for life and
property, and it will be an evil day for
the nation when its preservation de-
peRds upon their patriotism and cour-
age. They may masquerade in the garb
OF righteousness and address the peo-
pie in the language of patriotism, but
their virtues are assumed; they are
hypocriteS and aSSassjnS OF liberty. and
would welcome a dynasty rather than
shed their blood in defense of popular
government.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-10-26

GEN. ALGER is the latest authority for the
statement that the foreigner pays the tax
that raises the $3.50. Oo0, 600 disbursed in pen
sions in this country. If that is the case,
our political economy becomes straightway
simplified. Let's each take a pension and
quit work.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-10-26
Democrats Disappointed.

MADISON, Wis, Oct. 25.-The supreme
court met today, but failed to give a de-
cision on the state treasury case. This
greatly diSappointS the Democrats, who
hoped for a favorable opinion to aid in
the campaign. Several months may
eiapse before a favorable opinion is re-
ceived.
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| ! ]

At once, or all get avalted on
IN Mo0em6er and December.
Ne should uage tie. anznse-
dzate oade17ug or selection Of
y0N2 FIR Garment. Ne
hardly kn0z0 7vhat to cali
yomy attention TO. Ne sim
Ply say soe haze eveyytAlng
IN Fur Garments from SIS
to $500, and think you a0aU
thy It yom come and. look.
Amya0aG a0e s0iH be Pleased
to shoo0 CIR goods.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-10-26
Ry WALTER O. GRESHAM.

1t is the Pharisees who do this (cor-
rupt the electiUns)-the men who go to
church on Sunday and the next day
give money to those %sroundrels, we'll
knowing what use they will make of it.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-10-26

THE great Sahara desert is about the size of
the United States; and il Populist predic-
tons of events to FOLLOW Populist defeat are
verified, there will soon be other strong
points of resemblance between the two re-
piODS
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-10-26

WHAT in the world has become of Hon.
THOMAS O~CHILTREE? Is it possible that the
country is to be saved for once without the
assistance of his imaginative eloquence?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-10-26

Prof. Max Muller said recently: 81
believe that the small kingdom of Sax
Ony, counting fewer inhabitants than
the city of London, does more for en-
couraging the study of Eastern lam
guages and literature than England"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-10-26

INDIANAPOLIS makes the proud %nounc
ment that socks are darned free at Its fur
nishing stores. Does this apply during the
season of torchlight paradIng?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-10-26

PAT EGAN designates WAYNE MACVEAGH as
a police court LAWYER 1t is refreshing
to find at last a frank acknowledgment from
a Republican source of the material Repub-
lican cabinet officers are made of.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-10-26

Rejected communications canno be pre-
teIyed. ACdIess all letters and kilograms TO
THE GLOBE ST. Pan, MINI.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-10-26
RUMoRED
OF the County Democracy's Ticket
in New York.

New YORK. Oct. 25.-Rumors were
circulating tonight that the County
Democracy would withdraw its To-
cal tickets. These reports re-
ceived strength from a story
seemingly we'll authenticated that John
W. Golf would decline TO run for adj
ditiOnal surrogate. Elk Congressman
Quinn, the County Democracy candidate
for mayor, however. denied that he in
tended to retire from the field. Promi-
nent members OF the County Democracy
decline to verify the rumors.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-10-26

Tom REED eXpounds his belief that, from
a political point of view, there are no good
Democrats" Then there are. an ALFRED lot
of bad ones in the country, as THOMAS will be
presently made aware.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-10-26
Movements of Steamships.

LIvERPooL-Arrived: Ottoman. Boston.
BRowHEAD-Passed: Majestic, from New
York.
BREM ENRAyEN-Arriyed: Aller, New York
NEW YoRK-Arrived: Saale. Bremen; Nor
wegian, Glasgow: Tauric. Liverpool.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-10-26

AN UNIQUE and pleasing feature of the pres
ent campaign would be a %torchlight process
sion of all the men who declined the chair
manship of the Republican national COM
mittee.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-10-26

THE way to resume is to resume, but it
wasn't necessary to tell the campaign that
after the recent Columbian festivities.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-10-26

HON. PATRICK EGANis at last substantial
ing his claim to be considered a great leader
of the &. o. p. He has had it demonstrated
that he was once abused By WHITELAw REID.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-10-26

1t IS given out that DR.. MAR WALKER has
r~enounced her Democratic allegiance. I'm
questionably the announcement carries con-
sternation with it, but where to?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-10-26

TRI-WEEKLY- DAILY Monday, Wednesday
and Friday.)
-yr i'll aovance .s4 90 6 mos. in adv..S2O 90
3months in advance ISL 90.
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A Du,uthian WEEDS in Michigan

adrian, Mich, Oct. 25.-Tbe mar
rage of Mrs. Charles CrossweIl, the
widow of the Iade Judge CrossweTl, to
Thomas Merrill. of Duluth, was cele-
DRAFTED at the CrosSwell residence in this
city today. Mr.. and Mrs. Merrill will
be at home in Duluth Dec. Z and IA.
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NINE Persisted

OF newfoundland Banks.
ST. JOINS, n. F., Oct. 25. The bank
ing schooner E. Phipps, owned at
Hearts Content, N. F.. f%oundered in a
| recent gale while at anchor off New
foundland banks, and nine men, all on
board. were lost,
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Eastern Advertising Office Room 70
Tribune Building, New York.

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and for reference. Patrons and friends a re
cordially invited 10 visit and avail themselves
of the facilities of our Eastern Office while
in New York.
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Col. Leggett, of the railroad and warehouse
commission, returned yesterday from all ex-
tended trip through Indiana.
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SUNDAY ALONE.
1vrin advance. So 90 3 mos. in adv. ..50c
IN. i'll advance. / 90 l m. in advance.20c
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there in the wagon empty. Another
time, when | was in Nebrasky"--but
his audience had fed.
SLEEPING IN DEATH.
Continued From First Page.

rlson, Washington, d. c.: The pope.
through Chardinal Rampolla, sends you
his heartfelt coincidence in your pres
ent af1lctiOn. CARDINAL GIBBONS"
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DAILY AND SUNDAY.

DAILY AND SUNDAY
] VT in advance. SIC 90 3 mos. in adv.S25 90
Em Ill advance. o 5weeksin adv. l W
M month .....s5c.
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ST. PAUL GLOBE SUBSCRIPTION RATE
DAILY fNoT INCLUDING SUNDAY
/ yr in advances SO 90 3m in advance. S2.0o
6m in advance. 4 90 q weeks III aoV. 1oo
One MONTH. 49,. IGc.
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THE | OF LIFE.

Gosh" exclaimed Josiah Punkerton
as he gazed at the leopard in the me-
nagerle, lies look at them freckles. ~
Washington Star.
MADE HER SMILE.
She smiled al him so much he thought
She loved him. Oh, how simple!
Because the truth was that she had
Upon her cheek a dim pie.
Mole Nnrl- Io.aI
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DEMOCRATIC TICKET.

National
For President. GROVER CLEVELAND
For Vice President. ADLAIE. STEVENSON
State
For Governor. DANIEL W. LAWLER
For Lieut.. Gov'r... HARRY II. HAWKINS
For secretary of state NELSON
For Atty General. John c. NETHAWAY
For Justices of Supreme Court
WILLIAM MITCHELL,
DANIEL BUCK,
THOMAS CAVITY.
For Judge District Court. JOHN w. WILLIS
For Register of Decks. ..CnARLEsL L. HAAS
For Attorney. PIERCE BUTLER
For Auditor ...".....JAMEs H. Burns
For Abstract Clerk. .............E {. IVES
For Coroner L. II. WHITCOMB
For Judge of Probate. JOHN B. OLIVIER
For Sheriff Observation-Disclosures. 80 a. MlESEN
For Surveyor. :...:......-:.D: L. Ct kIlCE
For Supt of Schools. .-....JGHN A. HOBAN
Legislative
First ware LOUIS FERGUSON
Second ward. ........- -. ii. KELLY
Third ward ...........y: AUGUST NILSSON
Fourth ward DIR. CORNELIUS WILLIAMS
Sixth V l. DODD
Seventh CYRUS KELLOGG
Eighth WILLIAM RODGER
Ninth ware ...... RICHARD A. WALSH
Tenth and Eleventh wards and
co,r JCHARLES E. McCARRON
ouhtfy'... DAVID HANNA.
(PETER DAILY.
f,;tr CHARLES LAURER.
0"s- NICHOLAS POTHEN
P. A. LAEALLEE.
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WEEKI.Y ST. PAUL GLOBE.
One year 81 Six mo-, Coo Three mo-, 3'c
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Washington Star.
MADE HER SMILE.
She smiled a. him SO much he thought
She loved him. Oh, how simple.
Because the truth was that she had
Upon her cheek q dim pie.
New York Herald.
FOLLOWED DIRECTIONS.
DISQUALIFICATION, what's wrong with
this pie crust. 1t doesn't half cover
the pie. Helen-Why. dearest, | asked
your mother all about how to make
them 10 suit you. and she said TO make
the crust very sh0rt.-lnter Ocean.
TO KEEP THE OTHERS Ut.
Poor man. who suffers every wrong
No wonder he so cullous is: r.
She wore the other things so long,
And now she's got the galluses. q
Atlanta Constitution.
ALMOST A HINT. Z
Its a beautiful day for a walk" she
said, looking out of the window.
Indeed it is" he said, doing like
wise. q
Would you like to take a waIkan she
continued.
above all things"
Then. why don't you?'-Texas Sift-
ings. 3
THE AGES OF WOMAN.
The life OF a woman is of ages three:
To this most all authorities agree:
a Dabe, q maid, u woman undo twenty-siy-
There ends the r~ecord-she doth Father
Time transix.
New York Herald.
HER FIRST PAIR.
She knew it all. OF course she did.
She was about of that age when thew al
ways do. She was pert and pretty, but
she didn't wear ~SuSpenderS. However.
she knew she ought to. That's Why
she sailed into the store so grandly.
The poor innocent, ignorant clerk was
utterly overcome by her tremendous
superiority. He simply did not know
anything except how terribly inferior
lie was to the prodigy of super-excel-
Ience.
"Have you %suspenders here?" she said
with an air of if you haven't you'd bet
ter have.
The clerk could only nod in aairma-
ton.
We'll" she continued, II want a
set"
Then the clerk busted wide OPEN
Detroit Free Press.