New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-08-14
GOOD AMERICAN FOOD.

GOOD AMERICAN FOOD.
Yon can talk about your gamey birds
A food that's good enough for
is picked home made souse
And other stuff like that
And doughnuts fried in fat.
You may talk about your canvas'back.
I'll take some chicken fricassee
No terrapins with diamond back
Which cost their weight In cash.
Give me some Dreaded feet OF Pig
And honest corn beef hash.
Don't talk to me of charlotte rwse.'
"Meringues" and soft "ecIres.'
And other curious Frenchy things
put down on bills-off fare
Give me some ple-thck "punkn' pie.
Some custard, plum or mince,
Some nice boiled cider apple sass
Well favored up with ounce.
Don't talk TO me about . the fSos
Its all perfect humbng
S:hsT E an;;. Ss. fFs Ss p Ss spanish
Or German. swiss or Russian.
No Chinese bird s-nest STUFF for me,
Give iE; me home made United states.
(;ood piain American.
~ritr Nigel in Albany Evening Journal
.rne philadelphia Telegraph says that while Tho
ar, IN esllusses II having everything her own way
AZ rho sesshore and mountains the woman win
ballot IS stn occupying very hard seat In tne rear
o, the Temple of Freedom. This is epigrammauc but
inaccurate. The girl In galiusses mas tnoSe Par"'u
lar things in the mems way.
1t like see . ycn hays a1 %sv.
no followed his berohed into the parior ana MIN
inspected the ne ,ss :tn'4 Sy cousin from
EXPLAINED Alicia and the Girl from me east nesriv
moved a muscle at Harolds OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Free Press.
writer In "The Christian Register fears mat
tho Eu,scopa,cans are going to make Harvard Uni
ysrstv nm Episcopal Institution ION the coIiege
Grounds a, Cambridge last year," he says; An
rp,copal clergyman was reported as ooasuhs 'na'
his church would one day control the college, md
when asked for the grounds OF his fath' ~ saying
.ve shall educate the Unitarian boys. convert them
and send them TO college Episcopallans' Ths hu-
rerous stories which are continually coming TO us
ov thar such efforts are made and show that the m"h
n, the clergyman was not without foundation Witmh
rs many weeks we have heard OF I'VE attempts 70 con
vert Unitarian children. two OF them successiu ''
tarians of Massachusetts have great faith IN Bsnop
Drooks lie would not countcnance such Jesultieai
proceedings
Il hope you don't associate with that man saw
'OSa Associate with him What do yon take me for
sncak,ns' undcrhand. low down, ,llalnous aud Dc.
PRAYED scoundrcls that ever managed TO Keep out VI
'"'. know It, But why you on speaking terms
with him ut ALI" .,, r-,,
Good Idea: Let the calamity howlers and the anti
protection howlers the troupe of bowling aer
wishes now In this country to make stumpihS toei
during the campaign.
AND THEY CAME HOME
She was bankers daughter,
And he oil kings son,
And they fr,ed along In hgh-toned way
mi the summer fair was done.
Then when the season was over
She 10 her old typewriter.
And he 10 clerk 1t all day ,.
The following standing notice Is printed at the top
NJ the humorous column OF ''nhe Glasgow Herald !"
..rully one half Of the humorous sayings we heas
come from America, and Of the other hail. tu''y
any p.r cent should be accredited that country
A little backwoOds Canadian paper seeing thls quo'eo
f. and then soemnly remarked, 1--WE have not see"
such a handsome compliment paid 10 Canada IN
long time"
Great Interest IS being developed In the cen,enmM
OF old Frey burg Academy-where Daniel Wees,sgr
was once prncipal-which occurs August iS and II.
There VIII Be reception Ssnn ana vS The ex
a Academy w a BE- Ssa o the
ginning at ocSch o There C VIII se st"ricsI sa
dress by the Hon c. b. Barrows ode BY Caroline Dan.
Hove and poem by John 81, STARK S.ntsna BANQUET
-(Kcnnebec Journa)
The line between pathos and bshos is easily crossed
North Carolina Farmers Alliance lodge recently
passed the following resolution the death OF rree'
dent Polk Whereas, Tie ruthless and unspanns nsns
Of death has wrapped In his sable mantle one o! ~
br ~htest and most auspcious stars In the cohsseS
ton OF our order. Resolved, That we OK
| 49,, -, h..,,o,, s,.mnotl,v etc . and may
his noble deeds IL In their memory ike inc ,o'"'
Islands green and sunny amidst the mcahc"'"
waste OF ocean," etc
| A stranger when dining at n foreign hotel was
accosted By detective, who said 10 him icy AMI
pardon we are la search OF an escaped eonvi.SS S",
a. matter OF form you will oblige US VIII ySuIs
passport" Do look IKE a convict CO. ~ vour pass
port The stranger feeling annoyed peesenr mSrceS
officer with bill Of fare, ard me LATER ,as feet
To read: "Sheep's head, neck OF mutton, Ps I,s.
"Vew coods he observed, the Description Wa W.
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