St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-02-09
SUNRISE SIGNALS.

The Rochester, N ". Democrat opines
IL the reward offered for Cara continues TO
increase in amount that elusive adventurer
will achieve a fortune and retire to a life of
luxury simply by surrendering himself TO
President Daz. This reasoning is in line
with the Mohammedan idea of paradise-an
eternity Of luxury. Diaz would shoot Cara
so quickly it would make his head swim
Garza's head.
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The New York World is out with another
Column of ''Don'ts' addressed to Senator
Hill. There are nine of them all going to
show that the World considers Mr. Hill
most Objectionable person.
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NgNext to the removal of New York from the
list of doubtful states, the best thing that has
happened of benefit to the Democra ratio party
is the positive assurance of Blaine's with
drawal, coupled with the certainty Of Harri-
sons nomination.
by this time it should be evident to the
New York and Brooklyn papers that the
Gutenberg winter races have come to stay.
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Those who doubt the probability of B. Har
rison's nomination are profoundly ignorant
of the radius of B. HarrisonS machine.
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4. The first advance to be noted in Chicago
pending the national Democratic convention
is in the price of eggs. Just at present they
are out of sight
Jaggles-How do you keep your feet dry
this sloppy wes Their without overshoes?
Jogges-I wear clippings from the Phil
adeiphia papers for insotes.
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Asafetida may not be a sure cure for the
grip, but as an autidote for palchouly it is
corker
The attention of Gov. Flower Is directed to
the fact that Republican rats are already de-
sorting Nebraska.
Now the sting of bee is recommen ded as
a sure cure for rheumatism. Mem. The bee
will sting you while you wait.
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There is good deal of back attic phiIoso-
ply about the st. Paul chamber of commerce.
1t could secure valuable pointers from the
commercial CLUB.
During the recent 'juxtaposition" of Venus
and Jupiter they were still 400, 000,000 miles
apart. This is enough to make the average
space writer open his eyes.
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Today the queens speech will be read in a
LIQUID, well-modulated voice to parliament.
AS we go to press the name of the queens
undeE-study has not been given to the public.
Gladstone invariably shaves himself The
grand old wood-chopper is a tonsorial artist
to himself.
We gladly notice that Shakespeare is now
writing for Joe Towards column in the
New York Recorder. 1t has been Mr.. Howard's
invariabie custom TO secure a man equally
brainy as himself whenever he desires to
take day off.
Ben Buffers book is out, and some of the
characters whom he censures are out for
blood.
The Chicago Globe claims to be keeping
track of the Palmer presidential boo N, Which
suggests that the Globe editor would be emf
neDtly successful betting on the shell game.
IS
Thesudden collapse of the Gillian wal
scare is a bad thing for Raum and Porter.
Investigation of their respective bureaus is
now being ag;tated.
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Secretary Elklns said that his recent visit
to New York had nothing to do with politics
Why should it? A member of the cabinet
dabbling in personal politics is sorry sight,
even in these degenerate days.
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Cardinal Manning left but $500 when he
died, but he left bigger hole in the world Of
humanity than did William H. Vanderbilt.
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An exchange makes the statement that
Gen. Buffers publishers won't let his auto
biography go to the public libraries. We fail
to see how they can preyentit. There is no
law this side of Russia to prevent any public
library buying moral book that is for sale.
or loaning the same to its patrous.
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There is chauce-and lotteries are rock
buttressed in chance-that the Louisiana
lottery may yet break out in a new spot. The
be a 'possum couchant.
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Burglars recently made raid on Tranby
Croft but were driven away. 1t has long
been the undercurrent of public opinion
that III game like that Tranby Croft could
give burglars cards and spades, and then
beat them out.
Crete, Neb., has young ladies' cornet
band, but no real estate agents.
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England will give the worlds fair but
100000, which Chicago can take or let it
alone, just as she pleases. The smooth, ter
rapin work of Moses P. Handy appears to
have been a failure in England.
All of our numerous churches are well
filled each sunday, and yet the robust liar
with his story about having seen the first
robin is due along about this time.