Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-10-13
Y PITHq AND POINT.


If You are in trouble don't expect
sympathy from people who have never
had any,.--Ram's Horn.
Boy said the musician to his
son, don't be too sharp nor yet too fiat.
Just be natural. "--Washington Star.
The spider is possibly the only thing
living that can have a fly time of it
without being punished.-Atchison
Globe. g al. n.1.
.A,-rIt makesa difference about mans
value whether you take him at his own
estimation or that Of his wife. Texas
Siftings.
1t depends on how the canvass goes
whether or not the candidate can afford
canvas-back duck in November.-B
more American.
From the manner in which Sam
sons success depended on his hair it
has been inferred that he was piano
player. Washington Star.
TO receive a paper three or four
years without paying for it is enough
to destroy the delinquent subscribers
respect for the publisher.-Galveston
News. ilitltE.liIiti
THAT man." said the coachman,
pointing to a gentleman going down
the street, "has to work very hard. )"
"For his living?' 'No; for mine. IN.
Y. Press. .". 1s ,tt.t.
"A fashion item declares that the
new sleeves are neither very high nor
very full. Right here is where the
new sleeves differ from the old jag
Washington Post5UjiliH
| 81 think" said the man who saw
the distortions of his ready-made clothes
reflected in glass mirror that this
would unquestionably be a suit for
libel. Washington Star. y ..I
Little Boy with swollen face)--
ooh, dear! wish was grandpa, or
else the baby" Mother-''Why?" Lit.
tie Boy Grandpa's teeth is all gone
and baby's hasn't come yet"
| 1t Evens Things,
| Full many flower is born TO blush unseen,
And waste its sweetness on the desert air.
But millions more are born in florists shops,
| And sold for prices that just make one swear.
il' brooklyn Eagle.
Mr.. Que See-"Snealzy sort Of a
man? What do you mean, sir?" Wit
ness-"Well, sorr, he's the sort of man
that'll never look We straight in the
face until yer backs turned.-Punch.
"a Paul, aged five, carries water for the
chickens. At breakfast one day his egg
was too soft for him. After looking at
tia moment he cried out: Mamma,
these chickens have, been having too
| much water" '+.-'
--'Mercy.' exclaimed Mrs. Home.
spun when she read in the paper that
Jay Gould made ten cents every time
the clock licked, 81 should think he'd
be worried for fear the clock would run
down. -Boston Transcript.
Chicago Love.-"Do you think you
will always love me as much as you dc
now?" he said, as they sat together on
the sofa "You can just gamble yout
last red l WILL said the sweet and coy
maiden, who had been born and brought
up in Chicago. Brooklyn Eagle.
! Master Ito CoolI)-"You needn't say
anything to your mistress, Jane, but
have you a policeman for sweetheart?'
Cook Indignantly Certainly not
sir" Master-"Then you'll have to gel
one or else leave. l want some one tc
{, eat up the cold mutton. "-Pick- Me-Up
-"Im so sorry to have missed New
York in season." said the English Wis
itor 81 presume I've missed great
deal" "Well, don't know" said the
4 young woman, 'fYou are here in the
watermelon season; and, after all, the
watermelon is more American than oul
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