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The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-04-15
: HOW TO KEEP WARM.
If You Haven't an Ovcrcoat, Newspapers
Will Serve.

81 never thoroughly understood the
saying that necessity is the mother of
invention until it was brought. in a
peculiar way, directly under my OBJ
seryation the other evening" said one
/ of a gay party in a downtown saloon
to a Buffalo Express man a day or two
ago.
alt was just after this severe cold
wave set in. AS l was walking down
Main street in the cold, snow-laden
wind / met an old friend of mine who
has suffered a good deal of misfortune
lately. He was SO poorly clad that he
visibly shivered under each searching
| blast.
"'My heavens, George said l
where's your ovcrcoat?
"Gone with the rest Of EN- said
he with a m%olrnful smile on his blue
lips.
81 took him up home with me and
To my establishment (for he'd always
been q slim fellow when he tried it on
it proved too small for him.
alt won't do said / in despair.
"'Oh! yes it WILL he exclaimed, and
at once began to draw out newspaper
after newspaper which had been fold
ed beneath his threadbare coat. In a
moment he had Invested himself of
several pound of paper, and the coat
fitted easily.
newspapers are pretty warm when
| properly used in cold weather. said
he, looking at the stack he had taken
from his jacket, but on the whole
prefer WOOL"
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I1 MEANT TOO U c
How q Forgetful and Sleepy Preacher
Amused "A Carfull of People.
II want tn oet off at--at-

81 want to get off at-at-"
He was old and his coat was sleek.
and he looked confused.
"Marleton, your ticket reads sup
plemented the conductor.
That's INSTRUMENTATION Co
ing TO preach down there tomorrow.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.. amt much on
memory outside the bible"
No others heard the conversation,
and the conductor himself forgot
about it as he punched his way toward
the end Of the train. After awhile he
came back and the old man interrupts
ed him with:
whats the name of my station2"
"Marleton-down the road--other
side of the tunnel. I'll tell you when
You get there"
The old man settled back and
seemed TO muse on the frivolities OF
mankind, as exempliiicd by the young
couple in front of him. They were in
love, evidently, and the old man
seemed to enjoy watching them. So
did everybody in the car. A placid
expression was slipping into his face,
when the conductor appeared at the
far end of the coach. Then he
Strengthened up. and when the mar in
blue reached him he wearied him
with:
81 can't remember the name Of that
s%tation-l Just can't. Er-say-er--
couldn't you just call my name in
stead? My name is Cook-the Rev.
James Cook"
"Don't know about that. See that
man down thcre2 His name is Cook"
"Well, I'm older'n him, so you just
holler the Rev. James Cook, senior"
The conductor laughed and said he
would. Then he went into the smoker
and told the brakeman about the crank
he had back there and both OF them
laughed.
The train stopped again and again,
and again and again whisked off, and
in the sweetness Of security and the
softness of a cushioned seat the old
man dozed. The newsboy banged in
one door and banged out the other but
the old mar moved no more than the
motion of the train made him. The
young couple in the next seat chatted
and giggled-especially giggled-and
the Rev. James Cook, senior, slept.
The porter came through and put
down the windows. Then there was
darkness-thc clatter of wheels-the
clash of a thousand echoes-the smell
of smoke--and daylight came back.
The train slowed up with n loud hiss
and the wheels rolled into a station in
comparative stiffness.
"Thc Rev. James Cook, scnior!"
al don't care if he did" said the
feminine half of the young couple, with
a tilt of her head; "we're married"
And the old man stepped from the
train, wondering whether that whole
carfull of people were laughing at the
conductor, the girl or himself.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-04-15
IT RESPECTS THE LAW.

The Lottery Co~mpany's Good Faith.
Washington telegram to Globe-Democrnt
The New Orleans Postmaster. Capt s,
NJ. Eaton, is a little smooth faced man,
honest and shrewd. He is n grent friend
of Warmoth. but he has backed up the
Postmnstcr-Gencral. efforts vigorously in
the fight on the lottery.
The year before the warfare began Mr..
Eaton says the Lottery Company bought
at the New Orleans office sl03, coo worth OF
stamps and stamped envelopes. For that
was E4l6,O00. So it appears that the Lot
terry Company contributed within $1,000 of
o%nc-fourth of the entire revenue of the
office.
BY the action of the department in en-
forcing the antilottcry law passed by
Congress this postal revenue from the
lottery company became II lend loss
Last yenr's receipts by the New Orleans
office reached a total of $685., 900 The day
before Capt. Eaton started to this confer.
ence tho lottery company posted in all its
branch offices in New Orleans a notice to
this effect
1.-THE Supreme Court of .he
United States having decided the
constitutional, 1t is hereby ordered md
company shall mail a letter which in any
way refers directly or indirectly to the
business of the lottery. 1t must-be under
stood that this Company will aid in the en-
forcement of this law"
81 think thntthis notice is honest and
sin cere," said Capt. Eaton, land the com
pany means just what it says
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-04-15
M
A Difference of Only One Letter In the
Names of the Two AbIcst Kickcrs.

t'> w" ~ N
DR.. J. 7. Usher of London, fellow of
the Royal Geographical Society and a
sportsman of note, who has been in
Arabia and other remote parts of the
globe hunting for big game, has ar
rived here from North Queensland and
the desert region known as the North
Territory, in Australia. This is an
enormous stretch of country thou
sands of miles in area, infested by
cannibals. in which are giant cn,us.
nombat and wallahy. 1t was to hunt
the emu that DIR. Usher made his trip
there.
"a party of us went up in that far
north region he said last night. ave
were among the cannibals, who are
great in size, being six and a half feet
high and physically perfect. 1t is a
dry, sandy region for the most part.
Emus in large numbers arc to be
found over this territory. We hunted
them on horseback, and it was rare
sport, for the reason that they can run
ms fast as Il horse. and a very good one
at that. We found the catching of
emus almost rs interesting as cours-
ing, besides having a certain spice of
danger about it
AN emu can kick as hard as n
horse. ! have seen men kicked so
hard by this vicious bird that their
legs were broken. If l had my choice
of being kicked by a horse or an emu
! think ] would take the horse. The
emu stands or n leg, and with the
other strikes Il quick and most par
alyzing blow. never would have be-
lieved that a bird had such power had
l not had ocular evidence of it during
this trip. After two or three of our
men had suffered from the terrific
kicks of these birds we did not venture
near them. but after running our
horses till we got close enough would
bring them down with our rifles. We
did not approach them till we knew
they were dead. We killed them for
their feathers, although they are not
SO valuable as tsose of the ostrich.
ave also hunted for their eggs,
which are to be found in the sand, but
in doing this we took care not to col
lido with the emu. The eggs are more
in demand than the feathers. They
are very beautiful, and are so tough
that it is difficult TO break them. Pro-
fessional curio makers drill a hole in
each end, take the inside out, and then
the shell is carved and mounted in
silver. There are three layers of the
shell, and the carving is done 50 as to
the first layer, so thick is it, and when
it is all carved and ornamentcd by tho
silver it is handsome."-San Francisco
Chronicle.
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August,
Flower

"1haveb been afflicted with bilious.
ness and constipation forfifteen years
and first one and then another prep
aration was suggested to me and
tried, but to no purpose. TREND
recommended August Flower and
words cannot describe the admlra-
ton in which hold it. It has given
me a new lease Of life, which before
was a burden. Its good qualities
andwonderful merits should be11ade
known to everyone suffering with
dyspepsia and biliousness.' JESSE
barker, Printer, Humboldt, Kas.s
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Goes right to the spot
lone of DIR. Pierce's Pleasant Pei
lets. They do the right kind Of
work when they get there, too: No
violence, no unpleasantness-but a
mild and gentle cleansing and regu-
lating of the whole system. Sick
Headache, Bilious Headache, Dizzi-
ness, Constipation, Indigestion, Bill
ious Attacks, and all arrangements
Of the liver, stomach and bowels, arc
promptly relieved and permanently
cured. They're the best Liver Pill
ever made. Purely vegetable, per-
fectly harmless, easiest to take, and
always fresh and reliable. Gently
apericnt, or strongly cathartic, C
cording to size of dose-one tiny
Pellet for a dose. They're the
smallest in size, but the most salts
factory in result.
They're the cheapest pill you can
buy, because they're guaranteed to
give satisfaction, or your money is
returned.
You only pay for the good you
get. Can you ask more?
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-04-15


II is proposed to run from New York
to Chicago. at the time Of the dedica-
stion OF the Columbian Exposition
buildings. ten special trains, ten min
ntesa apart, each train to have elabo-
rate decorations and music. 1t is be-
lieved that fully 1000 people will want
to make the trip. 1t is the intention
to have in New York, both preceding
and succeeding this t%riulnphal process
sion, imposing ceremonies of a com
lncmorative character. These include
q civic and industrial pageant repre-.
eenting modern progress, q, street D a
geant representing the landing of Co.
lumbus and historic scenes from his
life, unwilling of a Columbus statue in
Central park, q grand banquet and
choral festival. Prominent citizens of
New York, including members OF Span.
ish and Italian societies. ARE perfect
ing the plans.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-04-15
The Collapse Of a Rotten Tenement,

The Collapse Of . Rotten Tenement,
With crumbling foundation and shaky,
bullying walls, is not more certainly to be
looked for than the sudden giving way Of
a constitution sapped by ovcrwork, unre.
hitting anxiety or exposure to hardship
and malign climatic influences. Against
the disastrous effects of zach and nil of
these, Eostetter's Stomach Bittcrs is an
etfcctual safeguard. 1t f~ortiies the
system against them by infusing
iEto it fresh vigor, begotten of renewed
and complete digestion and assimilation
OF the food, and Its consequent r%eparative
action upon the exhausted tissues and I'M.
poverished circulation. No preparative
for the undergoing, without injury, of IN
unusual amount of bodily or mental work,
no means of averting malnrial infection,
or disorders born of bad diet and impure
water equals this superlatively fine de-
fensive invigornnt Take it for dyspepsia,
constipation. biliousness, rheumatism, kid
ney trouble. In Crime.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-04-15
Quite a Noticeable Difrerencc.

ado the men treat You any different
ly since you have been promoted" ask
ed his friend.
ayes; a little"
"More respectful to you, ! snppose2"
"Ye-es. but that's not the most no.
ticeable thing
Don't grumble when you ask them
to do anything. perhaps"
Not S % much as they used to; but
that isn't the greatest difference"
"Well, then, what is:m
"Why, they always laugh now when
1 tell a funny story"
"Really?'
80 yes; and they seem interested
when | talk of the bright things my
children say and do"
The friend gave a dubious shake of
his head.
Don't you let Blaine hear of that"
he said.
james G. Blaine?" asked the other
in surprise.
Certainly"
why not"
Hell be offering them foreign mis-
sions. You, have an office full of
Diplomats" - CHICAGO Tribune.
Harvard Co1leoe hae 21Q co1rses in
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-04-15

England's principal source of supply
for tho tomato out of season lies in the
channel islands, Guernsey, Jersey. etc.
The climate there suits the plant,
where it can be grown in the open air.
in the year 1890 these islands supplied
the London market with over 1000
tons, valued at $780, 900. The Azores
and the Canary islands also sent their
quota, and 80 did France and Spain,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-04-15

THE turtle dove" says Aristotle,
''hideth herself most of all. At the
commencement of Information It is
very fat and during that season II
loses its feathers, though they remain
thick for a long while" 1t oughtto be
possible to confirm this observation
upon the Pacific coast of this cont.
nent, where the turtle dove abounds.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-04-15

1t is noted by q London financial
journal US one of the causes of the fail
nre of 80 many Australian banks that
many of them hold such vast quanti-
ties OF land that when a pinch comes
they are unable to realize md are com
PEELED to stop payment. In New'South
Wales twelve banks and financial syn
dicates own about as, 900, OGO acres Of
land, ono institution alone owning
s $500, 600 acres.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-04-15
The True Laxative Principle

OF the plants used in manufacturing the
pleasant remedy, Syrup of Figs, has a
permanently beneficial effect on the hu-
man system. while the cheap vegetable
extracts and minera solutions. usually
sold as medicines, are permanently injur-
ious. Being well-informed, you will use
the true remedy only. Manufactured by
The California Fig Syrup Co.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-04-15
Why He Did 1t.

A short time ago, as ] was crossing
Market street, near Twcnty-second
street. a boy not over ten years old.
who had been walking just before me,
ran into the street and picked up a
broken glass pitcher. supposed he in
tended the pieces as missiles, since the
desire to throw something seems in
stinct in every boy. Consequently I
was much surprised when he tossed
the pieces into a vacant lot at the cor
ner and walked quietly or. AS he
passed me, whistling, | said:
why did you pick up that pitcher"
u was afraid it might cut some
horses foot" he replied.
My next question was a natural II
Are You a Band of Mercy boyp"
He smiled as he said: "Oh, YES;
that's why | did it,
The bands of mercy were drawn very
closely around the dear little fellows
heart, l am sure.-School and Home.
A man waS NIT in tho stooLc II, E,--
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-04-15

Ex-Congressman George w. Weber, of
%lonia, Mich, is rejoicing in the birth of u
first and only son. Mr.. Weber, IL 81 years
old and worth half n million of dollars.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-04-15

A Denver man wanted to get rid of
his wife and accomplished his end. He
INDUCED in perjury to such n degree
In divorce proceedings that the jury
gave him fourteen years in the peni-
Tertiary.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-04-15
HE Only One Evor Printed--Can You Find
the Word?

There is n s-inch display advertisement
in this paper this week which has no two
words alike except one word. The same
is true of each new one appearing each
week from The DR.. Harter Medicine Co.
This house places a Crescent" IN every.
thing they make and publish. Look for It,
send them the name of the word, and they
will return you HOOK, BEAUTIFUL Llruo.
GRAPHS, or SAMPLE FREE.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-04-15
There is no doubt about the difficult

There is no doubt aboutthe difficulty
of killing n cat, but even that so-oalled
nine-livcd animal is not to compare in
%tenacity of life with the South Ameri
can condor. 1t can fast for periods
that would tax the endurance of q pro.
fessional fasting man, and it can sur.
vive wounds that any other animal
would succumb to.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-04-15
DONALD KENNEDY,
RoxBURY. MASS.

a beautifully illus
trated book, contain
ing over ninety pages
Of most important in.
formation about the
ailments OF women.
Also a full code of
established rules of
etiquette for women
and a perpetual
ntains not a word of
and is crowded from
formation which every
become familiar
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-04-15

Coughs. Hoarsencss, Sore Throat,
etc, quickly relieved by BRowN's BRoN-
CH AL TRocuEs. They surpnss all other
preparations in removing h~oarseness and
us n COUGH RRMEoY are pre-. emincntly THE
HEST,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-04-15

Mr., NJ. A. MURRAY, Wilmington, Del,
writes: 81 had one of my severe headaches
and was persuaded to try your valuable
t~Bradyerotinc) medicine. Inevcr had any
1hing to do me so much good for headache. "
or all Druggists. Fifty cents.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-04-15

For A CoUGn OR SORE THROAT the best
medicine by fnr is HALs's famouslioNEY OF
HoHEHouSD n FAR
PIXIES TooTuAcnE DROPS Cure in one
p,tr,,tn
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-04-15

When Baby was sick, We gave her castoria,
When she WAS n Child. she cried for c~astoria,
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-04-15

Old peach trees arc now being report
cd from various parts of the country, but
southern papers claim that the free
bearing tree is living in Georgia and is SO
wears old
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-04-15
Coughing Lee

Coughing Leads to Consumption.
Kemp's Balsam will stop the Cough at
once. Go to your Druggist today and get
n FREE sample bottle. Large bottles
50 cents and S1.00.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-04-15

The Chinese have many kinds of ccrc-
montal dishes and cakes. Thus, oranges
form an Introductory course at ccremon-
iai dinners, and preserves of betcl nuts
are offered to guests at the New Year.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-04-15

Pullmnn's daughter Julia selects the
names for all of his sleeping md palace
cars, and he is said to pay her 1000 n
year for the exercise of her ingenuity.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-04-15

In 1862, soon after beginning practice.
the late DR.. Mackenzie was earning s25.
300 n year. AT the time of his death his
income amounted to $4,000 a year.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-04-15
Preparing for the Journey.

Come. Michael, come, Michael. come quick,
For the suns in the heavens a great golden
Come e9 nl,;se of the reindeer and polish tn,
For soon will the children be tucked into bed
And must be doing and up and away
To I'LL all the stockings from Quogue to Cat.
Give each of the reindeer a big pailful of oats,
And brush up the greatest OF all my great.
Then a couple of bricks through and through
To be placed in the sled as n stool for my
feet"
And then did he shout to the girls and his
"com s0S Sriinr out those bundles of and
And don't mix 'hc skates and the toy railroad
With the sewdust.stu,ci dolls with heads
made of wax"
In a new set OF harness. looked quite spick
and span.
40 he quietly stood, while old SAINT. clau.
To see his rare gifts on the sled packed and
piled,
Of q place for the Jolly old driver to sit,
He looked at the load with the eye Of q fox,
But he missed no stuffed parrotor jack-in-the
n saw .nat Tue caTus were tea snugl around
Ihe porcelain rooster. the red candy hound,
The little tin soldiers. the pink Noah's arks,
And. happily. made no unpleasant remarks,
lie bade all his children u hurried good-by.
And jumped in his seat to make ready to fy
Tie placed both his feet on the bricks more
than warm,
While he smiled like a child ut the thought OF
Il storm.
Yet, even when he was about to depart,
His wife, with a petulant sort of a start,
Kan out on the stoop, and among the snow
birds
Most hastily uttered these terrible words:
"hemember one GRAND on which you're dis
patched
Don't forget to have that piece of mummy
cloth MATCHBOX
And when he was out of her vision almost
Don't forget those two letters / gave you tt
post" :"
r.. K. Munkitfrlck In Harper,s Razar.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-04-15

Since the recent dynamite scare in Paris
1t is not considered good form for IN
American in inviting a friend to take n
drink to use tho expression, come along
and I'll blow you off
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~, 81
with, and advice which
has restored many ane
many a suffering woman
to perfect health ant
happiness. No woman
should live without q
copy of Gnia< L
HeaM and Ehqnethe,'
by Lydia Z. Pinkha,n
Send 2 two-cent stamps
to cover postage ant
packing when you write
LYDIA E. PlNKHAs
MED. Co, Lynn, Mass
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P~nderewski, the pianist. gave ll6 con
ccrts while in this country, and goes back
TO Europe with s75, QUO as the net result OF
n four months season.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-04-15

Australia will send to the worlds fair
probably the biggest astronomical clock
ever made. 1t will be 40 feet high and 25
feet square, and is to be built of colonial
cedar,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-04-15

The centennial idea has been adopted
In Rome, and it is intended to hold a cen.
teunial celebration on May 13, in honor of
the late Pope Pius TX.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-04-15

There are a most as many claims TO the
authorship Of "Ta.rn-ra-boom.de-ny" Us
to that Of "Beautiful Snow"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-04-15

-Philadelphia has raised more camel.
las than any city in the United States.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-04-15

Berlin university is the third largest
in the world. Paris, with 9,2l5 students,
and Vienna, with 1920, are larger.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-04-15

THE progress of science in medicine hns
produced nothing better for human ills
than the celebrated Beecham's Pills.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-04-15

Twenty-Five cents was paid for n horse
and the auctioneer threw in n halter 10
makea respectable bargain. The horse
dropped dead before the purchaser got
him home
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-04-15

Faith in dreams is still active in Geor
gia, where, n few nights ago, a woman
dreamed that an Indian angel appeared.
and lowering over her couch, impaired to
her the spot where golden treasure lies
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-04-15
Hnu'k Tbi.Y

We offer One Hundred DollarsIaeward for nny
case OF Catarrh that cannot be cured by takinl
Hnll's Cntarrh Cure.
F.J. CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo. O.
We. the undersigned, have known r. j. Che
hey Tor the last fifteen years, and believe him
perfectly honorable In oil business transaction
and financially able to carry out any obligations
made by their firm.
NEST q TRuAa, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O.
riBts, Toledo, O.. e
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally, aetins
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces o.
the systam. Testimonials sent free. Price ISL
per bottle. Sold by all Druggists.