The Bennington banner. [volume] (Bennington, Vt.) 1858-1894, 1892-01-29
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pills.
-"Something that should be looked
into"-a microscope.
There's a time to mourn and time
to dance" and time for everything
but at any hour, day or night, winter al
summer seed or harvest time, you cal
cure cold with DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup
-Labor-saving machines are all mon
uments to that tired feeling"
What a young man wants who has
best girl wants is to hold his own.
There ave too many people in thu
world who use their nest-egg to make
cake of.
When a man is not very bright i
seems a hardship to leave him to his owl
reflections.
-Dashaway: Any one rooming will
yOu now?
Travers: Yes. My tailor.
He loved his horse, even as an Aral
would, and grieved to see him suffer anC
die even as if he was human, so he list
encd when one told of Salvation Oil, anG
to day his horse is well, and he Is happy
-"Oh, mamma. why does the preach,
er always say lastly in the middle of his
sermon
After a long and exciting struggle
with Ben Butler the grip is able to be
about again.
Il Just saved So" said Blykins.
"Iuw?"
81 spent it before Waylins could Dor
row it from it.
He: Would you be offended if
should kiss you?
She: Your asking is what Offends me.
-''There's great art" says Mickey
Dolan, lin KNOWN what not to know
whin yez don't want to know it."
-Chicago's American Brewing Acade-
my has just graduated eighteen men
with beer diplomas. We strive to please.
Chicago Post.
Coughing Leads TO Consumption.
Kemp's Balsam will stop the cough at
once. 44y1
Young Lady Patient: Doctor, what
do you do when you burn your mouth
with hot coffeeP
Doctor: Swear.
you were speaking of getting a
piano lamp-have you got it yet?''
"No, papa couldn't afford to get the
shade"
One of the sweetest features about q
street car is a lot of women moving up
to make room for somebody else.
Accurate. if Not Attractive-He:
Don't YOU think my photograph is a
good likeness?
She: Really, am afraid it is.
Deans Rheumatic Pills absolutely cures rheu
marism aud Neuralgia. Entirely vegetable. Safe.
George Elliot says: 1.-THE man who
trusts friend educates him." But the
trustee often gets the most experimental
knowledge.
-Irate Purchaser. to house furnish
er's assistant:This stove won't burn.
Assistant: Ave coOrse not, sor. Iron
usually won't.
-"Why do you go to concert if you
do not care for music?'
''To amuse myself You have no idea
how happy feel when it's over"
L. n-'> Family Medicine Moves the Bowels
Each day. Most people neel to use it
Even Westinghouse graceful car
riage did not make rs lasting an impress
sion on history rs the hack he took at
his fathers cherry tree
Amy Budlong: Did you make any
New Years resolutions?
Flora Wall: Yes. | have resolved tO
get married this leap year or die in the
attempt.
Debtor: can't pay you anything this
month.
Collector: That's what you said last
Debtor: Well, kept my word, didn't
|?
live had a good deal sc trouble"
said the milkml IN Con identia IL.
yes" said the cook, 81 We noticed
that even your milk has Il e blues"
B rten Ter: speak seven seven diff
ferent languages. What-ll you have Tor
Il starter?
Rounder: Well, you might give Us Il
little hot Scotch.
-TOmSOn. Nho has just sung: Does
your friend Wilson sinL, Mr. johnson?
johnson: No, he makes himself dsa-
greeable some other way.
-HOusekeeper: Why don't you 60 to
work and earn money?
Tramp: They'd he apt to pay me in
bank bills, mum, and I'm afraid of BAG
terra
a Smooth Bore: Chatterly is a bore.
Chow sO?'
He's always quoting Shakespeare
well, don't YOU like Shaksp '"e?"
Eyes; but l don't like Chatterly."
Watch the little things. Cieln col
ars and shoes are mighty smI I'll ITEM
in Il mans outfit; bat their lack is lust
enough to ruin all the effect of his other
Van Arndt: Do you believe seco d
thoughts are bestp
Van Dusen: Weally, we know, nevah
have them. Even first thoughts are a
luced boah.