The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1892-03-24
All Sorts of Paragraphs.

= The frown of a friend is better Il
the smile ofa fool.
- The tailor undertakes q great " H
in reforming men.
-" "That is my besetting ,sin," as
hen remarked when she returned to
nest.
"A two hundred aud twenty pot
alligator was captured. in Orangeb
County last week.
- None but the brave deserve 3
fair, and none but the brave can
with some ofthem.
= Early Risers, Early Risers, EaM
Risers, the famous little pills for con
patton, sick headache, dyspepsia and a.
vousness.-Wilhite & Wilhite. i
= In England they stand for Office
this country they run, and in both cot
tries they lie more or less.
= Farmers of Marlborough Cou
have pledged themselves to plant !,
acres of cotton less than last year. B
1t won't do any good to look +
solemn as an owl in church if you are
the habit of skining people in lbu2
ness.
= If dull, spiritless and stupid If VI
blood is thick and sluggish; /; if yonr 4
petite is capricious and uncertain, II
need Sarsaparilla. For best results t&
= ssrauger-Have you any first sid
saloons here? Villager-No; Oil
second-class ones. This is prohibit
town.
"A close thinker says that the n
son why many people know compaA
.ively nothing is that they never 4
bear to be told anything.
- The new Woodbridge gun, und
construction at Watertown araenal, +
expected to throw 500 pound project
twelve miles.
Mrs. L. r. Patton, Rockford, d
writes: "From personal experienced I cH
recommend De Wits Sarsaparilla, Gu
for impure blood and general debility.,f
Wilhite & Wilhite.
= There is woman in Bonha}
Tex, who does business in sewing brf
tons on mems wearing apparel, doing q
work on the streets.
- A Geogia sheriff burned the houl
of man whom he wished to arrest +
order to drive him out, and now the GO
ernor is making it equally as hot for t
sheriff.
- "Before he married me John sal
he would love me too we'll ever tos 81
me build q fire." Sand does he |
Eyes, he never looks at me when I al
building it,"
- It is truth in medicine that tn
smallest dose that performs the cure
the best. De Wits Little Early Risel
are the smallest pills, will perform til
cure, and are the best.-Wilhite & WI
hite.
1t is a good thing to laugh, at a1
rate, and if straw can tickle man it
an instrument Of happiness. Beasts ca'
weep when they suffer but they canna
laugh.
- There is a farmer in Ventur|
County, Cal, whose name is Stubbld
field and another named Hsymake
Los Angeles, CAL, has still another hoI
est granger who bears the euphonio1
name of John Besnblossoms.
-"I amt goin to send any more moi
ey out to the heathens," said Willie. '1
seen picture of one of 'em this morn
in and as far as I could see he didn
wear any pants, and so hasn't any pocH
cts to carry the money"
1T is fixed and immutable law th;
to have good, sound health one must hat
pure, rich and abundant blood. There
no shorter nor surer route than by
course of De Wits Sarsaparilla.-Wilbil
& Wilhite.
At a church near Ledburry, Pc
an annual sermon is still preacbe
against the vice of duelliDg. This
done in accordance with the last wi
and testament of damsel whoae rivs
lovers died while fighting for her hant
- Mr.. Gilman, formerly America
consul in Jerusalem, AYERS that the ci!
"is now growing toward the northwet
just as vas predicted by the prophel
Jeremiah and Zacharish." He Say
there are now over $4,000 Jews in Je
rusalem.
- Bright people are the quickest to n
cognize good thing and buy it. We Sc
lots of bright people the Little Early r
sers. If you are not bright these pills wi
make you so.-Wilhite & White.
- Trunks are now made of paper pul
that has been subjected to great pre-
sure in the same manner as the mater.
used for the manufacture of car whee
Owing to the tenacity of the paper it
practically impossible to ipjure trun
made Of this material.
= 1t is all owing to what a man
proud of. Ifhe is proud of his hont
and integrity, proud of his blamelessA
and his efforts to benefit his race, he is th
right kind of q man. But if he is prou
of his looxs, his clothes, his wealth. b
birth, or his learning, he is fool.
We truly believe De Wits Lit
Early Risers to he the most natural, mo
effective, most prompt and economic
pill for billiousness, indigestion and ii
active liver.-Wilhite & White.
= First Lady, saw your husbar
meet you on Fulton street yesterds,
and I noticed that he raised his hat viii
speaking to you. I admire him for
Very few men do that. Second Lady:
I remember told him in the morl
ing to have his hair cut, and he vi
showing me that he had obeyed. 81
"A couple in Biddeford, Me-, hsl
separated four times and reunited TIM
times since their wedding in May. II