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The Globe-republican., 1892-10-07

Needless Anxiety.-Indignens Citizen You
should not drive that beer wagon at such a
rate through the streets Wagon Driver: Half
no fear, meester. Dot beer wagon vas so
sthrong dot nossIngs could hurd 1t.
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-07

Only about one person in thousand can
undertake to write poetry without foolIng
his time away.
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-07

Ingenue: What is cold deck Wager!
Wager: A cold deck. my innocent, is one the
gamester kept in nice box till you're tit to
be frozen out. See:
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-07

A Maryland undertaken, with An eye 70
business. publishes the cheering news: Use
your own embalming fluid if you wish pleas
ant results
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-07

Greenland has no cats. How thankful the
Greanianders should be. Imagine cats in a
country where the nights are six months
long.
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-07

A Reward. -''Children, to-day we are going
to have fish for dinner. and if you will try to
be very good, you shall pound me on my
back if get bone in my throat"
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-07

Riches have wings. What they need, ac-
cording to the average mans idea, Is tail
that will eer them his way.
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-07

A correspondent wants to know if ''fta are
hereditary" Any small boy compelled to
yea, out his fathers old clothes could tell
him they ere not.
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-07

Mo SUFFERS with his liver. constipation,
bilious ills, poor blood or dizzineSs-take
Beecham's Pills. OF druggists, % cents. -
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-07

Culprlt barber to man at guillotine: No
| shampoo: Just plain cut, please.
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-07

The book that makes the greatest stir in
society is the we'll filled pocket-book.
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-07

Father, stepping with his son in saloon !:
Waiter. bring glass of beer. "Why. father"
suggested the ingenious youth, 'tain't yoa
going to drink yourself?''
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-07

At The Wrong Door.-Wandering Willy:
Couldn't you please let me ha e so1e cold
whites, ma am: Mrs. Hassey: Cold vicsuaIs!
Do you think this Is Gelicatessen store:
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-07

Needs assistance il may be best to render it
promptly, but one should remember to use
evea the most perfect remedies only when
needed. The best and most simple and
gentle remedy is the Syrup of Figs, manu-
featured by the California Fig Syrup Co.
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-07

REV. HIP. CARSON. Scotland, OAK. SAYS:
1.-TWO bottles Of Halls Catarrh Cure completely
cured ny little girl.'' Sold by Druggists, soc.
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-07

It requires strong corporation to throw a
bridge across river.
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-07

A poet says that baby is ''a new wave on
the ocean of life Ii strikes Us that "a
fresh squalr' would express the idea better.
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-07

"Ls it proper to call man limbieSs when
he has lost only one imb?' Certainly; he
has one limb less than ether people has he
not:"
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-07

'Geutlemen," said the tramp, 1T IS many
like to dine-a-mite." And the people fed.
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-07

She: When is honeymoon supposed to be
ended! He: When the last quarter is gone,
guess.
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-07

A cab-driver may not be a handwriting
newspaper man, but he does good deal of
hack-work. none the less.
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-07

Mrs. WinSiow'S SoOrhIn. Syrnp FOR Chill
dren teething. softens the gums reduces IN liam
nation, allays pain, cures wind Collie. &c a
bottle.
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-07

It is reported that a wealthy Chicago pork
packer is building him a residence to be
finished entirely in mahogany.
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-07

Men are most likely to rave about Q wom-
| ans hair when it Is found in the butter.
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-07

A man has just died in Connecticut who
smoked 1900 herring a day. Worse than to-
bacco. No wonder he died.
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-07

s'Spatts. called out Hunker from the
other end of the breakfast table. ''Well:"
s'TuTn the butter in this direction and tell Is
To come"
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-07

When tailor's bill Is backed up by a large,
juicy lawyer it becomes an ultimatum.
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-07

When you borrow money you borrow
trouble. but at the same time you sometimes
increase the troubles of the fellow who
lends II To yOu
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-07

Streams become full because their head
get swollen, but man reverses the order.
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-07

The morning is the time when most young
men forget their rising ambitions.
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-07

Every earnest worker feels it to be hi:
stern duty to keep to the fore.
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-07

It's funny that education should lift q
man when it causes HIM to get lore.
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-07

The turf will hardly lose its popularity;
race Is so much a matter of course.
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-07

he that is glad at calamity shall not
70 unpunished.- It's
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-07
KEEP CLEAN.

When the hosel CLERK calls 'front.' the
hall boy should not talk back.
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-07

Adam was proudly conscious that he never
made mistake In his boyhood.
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-07
WHEY NATC Re

They probably call the sea treacherous be.
cause it beats the banks.
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-07

'sHansou's lIugic Corn SalTe."
Warranted TO cure, or money refunded. ,
your druggist for II. Price Is cents
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-07

Coushir 2 Leads 10 Co sumpi'n.
kcmp's Ralsam will stop the cough at
once. Go to your druggist to-day and get a
sample bottle free. Large bottles 5Jcts and
S1.0O.
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-07
DO
. DO you

when you buy
shoes or cloth
ing {? Don't
you 60 to the
place { if you
can find itl
where they tell
you that you
may wear the
articles out.
and then il
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-07

we nave paid OF SIIb,UUU,UUU during
the past ten years. Does anyone i'm
agine We will be unable to pay of the
lesser sum of S167, 100000 during the
next five or ten years?
Is it not time to denounce those who
are bewailing the present condition Of
our people and turn our attention to
standing by the republican party that
has so wisely brought about this pres
emit condition, and stand mp for Kan
sas," happy, prosperous Kansas, whose
citizens are the proudest in the land,
even though they sometimes follow the
lead of the libelous gang headed by
Simpson, PETER, McLallin and their
kind
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-07

CAWRENCE ATCHlS0N BUSINESS COLI cES.
LOAN
LHuxnn r. a
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-07

SYLVAN REMEDY Co.,
Peoria, Ill.
The St. Johns herald., 1892-11-17


 Hugh Mcdonald brought in and presented today to Col. Hafford a human head that he found near the spot where a mans remains were discovered in the Sulphur Spring valley few months ago by W. H. Finley. It will be remembered that MT. Finley did not find the head but all the other bones were scattered around. Mir. Mcdonald las soed a coyote few days ago and in the skirmish pulled up a bunch of bear grass on which he beheld the head of a man. Upon examination he found it complete and brought it in yesterday and presented it to Col. Hafford. There is bullet hole through it directly over the ears, leaving no doubt but that the un- fortunate unknown traveller was murdered. The coyotes had carried his head to the spot where it was found.-Prospector.
The St. Johns herald., 1892-11-17

THE Butchers Gazette of San Francisco says: Arizona stockmen will undoubtedly do we'll to inves- tigate the California market. Rodeo, before the end of the present month, will be the great slaughtering and packing center of the Pacific Coast, and this will open an outlet for the disposal ot large quantities of stockers and feeders. It has taken over two years to carry out this gi- gantic enterprise, and over $2,0O0,- 900 have been expended, and now on the main line of the Southern Pacific R. R., only twenty-five miles distant from the metropolis, San Francisco, will rank as a market for cattle. sheep, hogs and horses with Chicago, Omaha and Kansas City.
The St. Johns herald., 1892-11-17

Last Friday evening this section of Pinal county was visited by a regular downpour of water, accom-. panied by magnificent electrical display. It was the heaviest rain experienced in a number of years almost approaching cloudburst Tn ten minutes after the rain com. menced the water was running through the streets of Florence like young rivers. The weak places in all the roofs in town were found out. The Florence canal was dam aged by being washed out in sever al places by the flood of water that poured against it from the south. The rain is a godsend to the cattle men, as it will allow the cattle to go where there is feed. The rain fall Friday night measured IA inches. Florence Tribune.
The St. Johns herald., 1892-11-17

Rain commenced falling here on Friday afternoon of last week, and continued with few hours inter. mission until last Friday evening. The ground is thoroughly saturated. Though too late to benefit grass, i! will be of great relief to cattle, and a corresponding relief to all in the allaying of the dust and fitting the roads for travel. It was the best rain fall here for more than three years, and now that a change has set in, It is not unlikely that rains will be reasonably frequent hereaf- ter for series of years.-Deming Headlight.
The St. Johns herald., 1892-11-17

D. w. Morris, of Fort Worth, Texas, live stock agent for the Tex as & Pacific railroad was in town Monday. He came to interview our cattlemen on the advisability of placing their stock on Texas pas lures, of which he claims an abun- dance. Texas he says is short 30 per cent on cattle. and grass was never better, which can be obtained at from 15 cents per head per an- nun, and up. He agreed that any cattlemen who wished to see the country before shipping, his road would furnish round-trip transpor- tation free. We heard of none in this section who have decided to take advantage of this offer.-Will- cox Stockman.
The St. Johns herald., 1892-11-17
Browns Contempt Case.

] The hearing of the petition of R c. and George w. Brown, editors o the Tucson Enterprise, applying fo a writ of habeas corpus releasing them from imprisonment, where Judge Sloan put them for contemp of court. was heard to day by Judge Gooding. Owing to the absence O Wm. H. Barnes, leading counsel fol the petitioners, a postponement was taken to 2 o'clock, when Messrs Ainsworth and Lighthizer appeared for Messrs. Brown. Joseph Camp. bell was appointed to represent the U. s. District Attorney.
 The petitioners formerly demur- red to the return of the sheriff oi Pima county. In their petition they denied that the articles printed in the Enterprise reflected or were in tended to reflect on the dignity oi the court, to influence the minds oi the jurors or to embarrass or impede the course of justice. They allege that the court had no jurisdiction in the matter, as the articles related entirely to matters outside the court and did not even indirectly affect it.
 Mir. Campbell as representing the District Attorney, argued that the return if defective could be amend ed go as to include the cause of contempt and that every court has the inherent right to punish for contempt.
 The court after listening to the opposing argument, decided to deny the petition, and remanded the pc. titioners back to the care of the sheriff of Pima county. Thus they became subject to the previous sen- tence of Judge Sloan, which was 60 days in jail for George w. Brown and 30 days for R. c. Brown, be- sides a fine of $1O0 each.
 Gov. Murphy, however, received two numerously signed petitions from Tucson and pardoned theu, and they returned to Tucson free men.-Phenix Herald.
The St. Johns herald., 1892-11-17

Last Thursday the mines al White Hills known as the Schafel group, were sold to c. w. Berry and R. T. Root, two we'll known mining men of Denver, Colorado for $250.000. These mines are the most valuable discoveries made on the Pacific coast in recent years and are worth much more than the sum paid for them. The mines are now on a steady paying basis and the erection of reduction works on the ground will greatly augment the output. The management will i'm mediately erect a large boarding and bunk house for workmen.- Mohave Miner.
The St. Johns herald., 1892-11-17

Messrs. J. E. Dunn and L. J. Rose, cattle buyers from California, were in town this week looking after feed CTS. They secured one train load of the co. Co.,, which will be ship ped in a day or two, and will want another train very shortly. When asked as to the price he is paying Mir. Dunn stated that for good cattle heisraying as follows Yearlings, from $7 to $S; ;-twos $10, and threes and up SIP to SIS; these prices giy- ing him the cut of a large band of cattle.-Stockman.
The St. Johns herald., 1892-11-17
NUMBER G.

Reports from the northern por- tions of the Territory indicate q heavy rainfall, gratifying alike Go starving cattle and their owners. Agua Fria creek for two days fol- lowing the rains was 30 high as to be impassable by the Prescott stage. The Verde and other tributary creeks are making the Salt river boom, The Colorado is rising at Yuma.-Phenix Herald.
The St. Johns herald., 1892-11-17

FROM the fourth of March next for the first time in thirty odd years the United States government will be Democratic in all its branches, and we predict it will continue so for the next quarter of century. The political campaigning for the past five years has been one of edu- cation. The people have at last torn the scales from their eyes and seen that the aim and purpose of the leaders of the Republican party was to concentrate all the wealth and power in the hands of a few.
The St. Johns herald., 1892-11-17

There are now more than 150C men at work on the Santa Fe, Pres. colt & Phenix railroad, and con. tractors are bringing more as they can find them. The work will be crowded vigorously all winter; Some heavy rock work north of Phenix furnished serious obstacle, but that is nearly completed, and the foremost gang is within fifteen miles of Prescott and running this way rapidly.-Republican.
The St. Johns herald., 1892-11-17

Judge Gooding last week render. ed a decision in the Globe road case, deciding in favor of the parties praying for an injunction. The next proceeding will probably be a suit against the county for 5000 counsel fees and expenses already incurred by the bridge company. The result is 8 large bill of expenses and no road. This may be enter prise and good management, but it is difficult for some people to view
 it in that light.-Florence Tribune.
The St. Johns herald., 1892-11-17
Suicide or Murderl

|
 has been working at the Jack Rab
 bit mine for some time past, cam' into Casa Grande. intending to com' to Florence Sunday morning. H. had been i'll for some time, and be came so weak he could work nc longer, and was coming to visit hil brother-in-law, Dr. T. H. Sabin. O Florence, to secure medical treat ment and to rest. preparatory to go ing back to work. But for some reason he did not board the Flor. ence stage Sunday morning.
 About 12 o'clock Sunday morn. ing John Bryson and another man went to Browns stable to feed and water his stock. While doing this they saw the deceased lying on his blankets, but paid no particular at. tention to him, thinking he was asleep. Bryson missed his pistol from the seat of the stage. He then started back to his house, thinking he had left it there. Bry- son had gone but a short distance when the other man discovered the pistol in Mr. Allison's hand and called Bryson back. An examina- ton showed the deceased to be ly- ing easily on his left side, his left arm under his head, his right arm across his hip, with the pistol in his right hand, the thumb being in the guard. An examination of the body showed two wounds, one in the left breast just above the heart, the other behind the right ear.
 Justice of the Peace c. NJ. Mar shall summoned Coroner's jury, which found the facts as above stated, ard rendered verdict of suicide, one juror dissenting and claimed that the deceased was the victim of foul play.
 It seems strange that the de- ceased, if he committed suicide, was able to place his arm in such an easy position and retain his grasp on the pistol after shooting himself in the head. It is this cir cumstances which creates 8 suspi- cion of foul play.
 The deceased was named Frank Allison, was native of Ohio, aged thirty years, He was a half-broth- CT of Mrs. Sabin and brother-in-law of Dr. Sabin. He had been a member of their family from early childhood and his tragic death is a severe blow to them.-Florence Tri- bune.
The St. Johns herald., 1892-11-17

The Spruance, Stanley Cattle Go. at one time the owners of the largest and best stocked ranges in southern New Mexico, have disposed of all their stock within the past few days at $6 per head. They have decided to abandon the cattle business, ow- ing to the condition of the industry in these parts.-Stockman.
The St. Johns herald., 1892-11-17
"Any Port in a Storm"

That's good maxim, but it will no work as @ rule in the purchase of rem edy for Rheumatism. Any of the cheaI nostrums will not effect cure-in fact none of them will. Don't trifle with life and prolong agony. Get Dr. Drum mond's Lightning Remedy, and speedy cure is certain. It costs $5 bottle, but one bottle is worth hundred of any, thing else, and for that reason it is the cheapest when a cure is wanted. Sent to any address by prepaid express on receipt of price. Drummond Medicine Co.,, 48-5O Maiden Lane, New York. Agents wanted.
The St. Johns herald., 1892-11-17

Prof. John F. Blandy and Supt. Adams of the Arivaca Mining Com pany of Graham county are in the city on business connected with patenting the Arivaca group oi mines. These mines bid fair to be- come one of the best paying pro- perties in the Territory and the company will continue active ope. rations.-Tucson Star.
The St. Johns herald., 1892-11-17

This valley has received good rains since our last issue. This will not result in making any new grass for cattle, but will put water in the foothills and benefit the cattle in that way, allowing them to remain on new ground, where the grass has not been entirely exhausted. .-Bul- letin.
The St. Johns herald., 1892-11-17

A proclamation in Chinese was posted in Chinatown at Victoria, B. C., offering a reward of $1,500 to any one who will put to death two Chinese who gave evidence in court against the keepers of gambling houses and lotteries. Those whose names are attached to the procla- nation repudiate it as forgery.
The St. Johns herald., 1892-11-17
Two Officers Killed.

D6ululuS, N. M.-A COuEIeE TeaCu
 ed here from Las Palomas late last night bringing news of more Indian murders and depredations in old Mexico by Kid" and his notorious band of renegades. The band cross. red into old Mexico immediately af. ter the Morenci murders. Acting upon this information the Mexican government ordered detail from the Fifth cavalry regiment, former ly stationed at Las Palolnas, but more recently at Chihuahua to march into the foothills of the Sier- ra Madres, in the vicinity of the Mormon colonies, where the Indians are supposed to have gone. The detail was in command of Captain D. V. Dorantes and Lieut.. Garcia, and numbered fifty men. Tuesday morning after laborious march of some days, they reached the foot hills at point about sixty-eight miles to the southwest of Las Palo- mas. The men were marching along, unsuspicious of danger, when with out warning they were attacked by the Indians in ambush. Captain Dorantes and Lieut.. Garcia, who were in advance of the troops. were both shot through the head and kill ed instantly. Several others sus- tained slight wounds but it is thought that the list of the dead would be confined to the two men, toned. The terrible suddenness of the attack thoroughly nonpulsed the soldiers for short while, and their rout was complete. After sev- eral of the braver ones had gotten the command together. the bodies of the dead captain and lieutenant were recovered without molestation. They were left in charge of q guard. and others pushed forward in the hope of averaging the murder of the officers. The Indians however, af- ter routing the troops made good their escape into the mountains. and nota trace ofthem has been seen since. The bodies of Dorantes and Garcia were afterward taken to Chi huahua for burial. Although con- siderabiy in advance of the troops at the time of the attack, and with in easy reach of the Indians, no attempt was made to mutilate the bodies. The government officials at the City of Mexico were notified of the disaster. and have ordered over five hundred troops from diff ferent stations to the northern part of the republic.
The St. Johns herald., 1892-11-17
Bob Pringle returned Wednesday

Bob Pringle returned Wednesday from a hunt for horses stolen from his range by the Kids gang. He found one horse dead on the trail near Coyote Holes, shot by the ren' egades, and was informed by an Indian that another of his horses had been turned loose by the rene gades on the San Carlos river. It is reported that they killed seven horses between Coyote Holes and the river.-Silver Belt.
The St. Johns herald., 1892-11-17

PooR Old Apache countyl Her astute statesmen changed their po- litical opinions just at the wrong moment. They are now between the devil and the deep sea-" Have the confidence of neither political party. Have no right to expect mercy at the hands of the Demo- crats, because of their treachery and in few short months their new found friends will be powerless to protect them. What a mess, oh, ye wise men, have you made of it.
The St. Johns herald., 1892-11-17

Manager John Havlin, the the- atrical man, sues several labor or ganizations at Cincinnati for $1OO,- 900 damages for strikes and threat ened boycott against his business.
The St. Johns herald., 1892-11-17

Boston is talking of disposing of it's garbage by chemical treatment instead of by cremation. The plan proposed would require the invest ment of about $175,0 900 in a plant.
The St. Johns herald., 1892-11-17

TIE Cedros Hacienda, embracing 100000 acres, in the State of Zae- atecas, Mexico, has been sold to an American syndicate for $5,000,000, The new owners will develop the rich mines on the property.
The St. Johns herald., 1892-11-17

Statistics show that the daily wages of coal miners in Illinois have increased during the year 15.6 per cent.
The St. Johns herald., 1892-11-17

Hubert A. Newton, Professor of Mathematics in Yale University, has been elected a member of the Royal Philosor hical Society of London.
The St. Johns herald., 1892-11-17

A CYCLONE of immense magni- tude swept over the United States on the 9th instant and completely wrecked the Republican party.
The St. Johns herald., 1892-11-17

Phenix is backed up by the largest area of fruit lands of any city in the United States. All that this valley needs to make it hum is a few more industrious tillers of the soil.-Gazette.
The St. Johns herald., 1892-11-17
ernnnent.

DoDsoN, an attorney of San Die go, California, in some way wound ed the feelings of Miss Anna Page a young typo of that town, and il culminated in a horsewhipping bee in which the lawyer came out sec ond best.
The St. Johns herald., 1892-11-17

Seven fremen are in the hospital at Pittsburg,from prostration caused by smoke at fire in a leather ware. house.
The St. Johns herald., 1892-11-17

A conspiracy to oust the present receiver of the Aransas Pass Rail- road is charged in Texas, and the Judge in whose court the receiver ship existed, is prominently impli- cated.
The St. Johns herald., 1892-11-17

Governor Flower has granted the requisition of the Wyoming author ities for Charles A. White, charged of robbing his wife of $90,00O.
The St. Johns herald., 1892-11-17

Work has commenced at Salt Lake to lay the mains through which natural gas will be supplied to the city.
The St. Johns herald., 1892-11-17

THE total output of crude sugar at the Chino beet factory in San Bernardino county, California, for the season just ended was 7,903, ,541 pounds, on which bounty of over $150,000 will be paid by the Gov