Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1892-08-27
PuNogNr PARAGRAPHS.


know all kinds of sense except common
sense.-Ram's Horn.
The German name for sausage Is
wurst. Hence when a dog is killed, IL
II said that he is worsted. It'd Bits.
-"Then the guests went home and
the neighbors went to sleep" is the way
a local weekly winds up its account of
a lively party given down town.-Phil-
adelphia Record.
-Bellows-''Now, If you were in my
shoes what do you think you would
do?" Breeze examining them) )-"Well,
1 certainly think should get another
pair.-"Boston Courier.
-"Miss Budd's heart is like volume
in a circulating library" ''How is
that?" mot to be kept LONGER than two
weeks. ."-Harper's Bazaar.
1T must be dreadful when profess
sional singer knows that she has lost
her voicer but it is still more dread
full when she is not aware of the factr'
-Humoristiche Blatter.
An editor at dinner-table, being
asked if he would take some pudding,
replied in At of abstrac action-"Owing
to a crowd OF other matter, we are
unable to find room for it."
-Mudge-"Were you at the races
yesterday?" Yabsley-"No." Nudge
Then guess you've got it." "Got
what?" '4Five dollars. 1 need it,
indianapolis Journal.
"A Hint. -Ethel-"George, you re-
mind me of an hour-glass." George
"In what respect?" Ethel-"The more
time given you, the less sand you seem
to have. Truth.
Their fathers were opposition can
didates. 81 believe" she said trifie
haughtily, chat your father is in poll
tics" "Yes. Yours is, too, isn't hep"
Eyes" "Well, he won't be after the
election. ."-Washington Star.
"A Feminine Trait-"You ortn't to
put them pieces o money in yer
mouth, Swipsey," said the newsboy.
"Why not?" demanded the bootblack.
"Coz it amt manly. 1t makes yer look
like woman ridin' on street carr
Chicago Tribune,
Church Worl1er-"And how did you
like the singing of our choir?" Visiting
Stranger (anxious to be polite)-"Well,
the members didn't allow their efforts
to be diverted by the mere mechanical
accuracy of the organ."-N. Y. Tribune.
They Are Rivals, You See.-Miss
Kostick-'Tom, Jack paid you high
compliment to-day" Miss Pretti-"In-
deed What was it?" Miss Kosticl1-
HE said you possessed most remark
able memory-you can remember things
that happened thirty years ago"-Yan-
kee Blade.
Familiar Hicks-''My hus-
band is not at home, but you may leave
your name" Stranger-'It'sno matter;
just say man called to see him" Mrs.
Hicks-"I remember the name; he often
speaks of seeing you at the theater."-
n. Y. Herald.
-Tapper-''So you don't altogether
like the new pastors sermons, eh?"
Dapper-'No, they are too profound
they necessitate too much headworle. I"
Tapper-''Qu true; l noticed that
you were nodding thro' his entire dis
course yesterday. boston Courier.
Though fathers love their boys, a
boy seldom thinks with any tenderness
of his father. When things go wrong
at school or he gets punished for bad
conduct he will grumble around that he
would leave home home if it wasn't for
his mother and his new pup. He never
/ wastes a thought on his father.-Atchi-
son Globe.
"A young man, his eye blaclSened,
his collar and neclltie disordered, his
coat torn, his hair tossing wildly, and
: wearing no hat, was rushing along one
t of the streets of the Back Bay when he
: encountered his best girl "Oh! Hen
ry!" she exclaimed, in an agony of dis
3 tress, 81 know it all! You have seen
: father. Boston Post.
DESTRUCTION OF ANIMAL LIFE.
: The California Walrus and the Manatee
Gone.
1t recently occurred to certain persons
j., interested in natural history that moth
, ing had been heard lately of the Cali
, fornia Walrus, a huge and harmless
, beast which was recently quite com
I mon on the coast of lower California.
: 1t could hardly be supposed that Eerd:
, of creatures fourteen to sixteen feet
f long and of equal or even greater girtf
4 could disapp ear from the coast withou
: being missed, but such appears to hav'
= been the case, for when the Laura il
c 1884 visited all their old haunts in tn,
r autumn, not one could be found, ant
: the party had to be contented with tax
ing a number of their skins from Sal
q Cristobal to the National museum a
q Washington. But the California Wal
= rus has enjoyed a century longer of eN
!. istence than another member of tn
- Proteus' flock, whose remains tn
:, United States naturalist is have beel
n anxiously seeking The rytinos, o
D. arctic sea COWS, were literally and il
'Gg fact all eaten up by hungry sailors il
G, fourteen years.
ID Behring'S explorers in 1854 discovere
d, an enormous kind of mauatee, simila
- in character and habits TO those whic