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Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1892-07-29
ThoughtIess Characterization.

Many man is called corker by his
convivial friends, when, as a matter of
fact, he is mainly an uncorker.-Phila-
delphia Press.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1892-07-29

81 See G. r. Knights advertisement
of New Jersey, Liquid Enamel Paint
she best In the world. mixed ready for
use.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1892-07-29
WESTERN MARYLAND
RAILROAD

Twas~ WESTERN MARYLAND
$500 h< RAILROAD.
COMMENCING
SUNDAY, JUNE 10, 1892.
Leave Hfilen Station as follows:
DAILY.
A-00 A. II. Fast Mail, GorfoiF 4 Western r h
DAILY EXCEPT SUNDAY.
TOO A. M Through Accommodation Hanover.
4ettysburR and points on y. q ii. Division.
sos A. n, Mall, Main Line. B. q @. Y. H. r. and
u. W. X. X. TO Shenandoah.
1000 A. u. Union Bridge and Hanover. Pa, Ae.
eommodationt New oxford. Gettysburg,
Mount Holly Springs and Carlisle.
10 ~ Accommodation for Arlington.
2.lo 4. n. Emory Grove Accommodation
% z. ~. Blue Mountsin Express.
832 3. y. Gettysburg Express.
AooP. u. Through Passenger, principal main fAe
Roints. .: y O v. 4 T. ana Norfolk and
Western Il. X
01D =. -. Union Bridge Accommodated.
0.l3 Z. d. Unfon Bridge Accommodation.
b40 =. II. Accommodation for Emory Grows.
30 r. n Accommodation for EMORY GroTa
SUNDAYS ONLY.
~ n ~. Accom-. Union Bridge and Hanover.
z60 q. y. Acoommodatton Union Bridge.
4OEa ~. Accommodating for AlesiA-
Ao-3o r. NJ Accommodation for Emory ar0vA
b. H 0RIBWOLD. Gon- Faas. AgcmA
- MOOD, General Manager.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1892-07-29

Coughing Leads TO Consumption.
Kemps Balsam viii stop the cough at
once. Ask your friends about il
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1892-07-29
I.nnes Fanilx NTedlcine

Moves the bowels each day. In order to
be healthy this is necessary.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1892-07-29

FOR Washington, Express. , 40, Gle, $40 A. n:
So q 40 and 20 P. NJ. daily. and I.3l A. N
weekdays Accommodation, sos. $50 A. NJ.
~ rs and 500 r. NJ. week days. sundays. l2G
81 az p M Port Deposit Accommodation.
"a "A p NJ oxford Accommodation. =
FOR AnnR polls, z 81. 40 A. NJ and 415 =; NJ
week days. sunday. 40 A. NJ and oO2 Z. Nj.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-05-14
Does the Morning Glory En,rap Beesi.

A city correspondent, G.. A., writes to-
the agricultural editor to inquire il,
"have ever noticed that the honey bee is
sometimes caught prisoner in the lovely
morning glory and held there until re.
leased by some hand pulling the closed
flower from the steman G. A. proceeds:
II have observed it when in the country,
but the statement has been met with So
much doubt by botanist that now re-
fer to you to settle the matter, and hope
that you will favor me with reply"
With regard to the morning glory !
regret that am pot able to definitely
confirm the observation. It is probable
that during very warm sunny mornings
the flowers might crumple up with sum.
cient rapidity to entrap bees that had
pushed themselves very far down into the
tube in the attempt to reach the nectar.
inaccessible, should think, to an insect
with so short tongue as the honey pee.
The latter, as well as various other m
sects, are, however. occasionally taken
prisoners in such flowers IS close up ~.
night or upon the approach Of storm.
The crocus, for instance, frequently foius
its perlanth over its winged visitors, ana
in early spring the captured insect oitsa.
perlshes over night, with cold or from Inc
exhalations Of the flower.
The capture Of insects BY plants, either
by apparent design or inadvertence, ~
fords most interesting subject for oD'
seryation. -St. Louis Republic.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-05-14
Three Minutes Under Water.

The most skillful pearl divers in the
world are those of the Tuamotu Arch.
pelago, says the Pittsburg Dispatch.
They think nothing Of staying under
water three minutes on occasions, and
they carry no weights to drag them
down to the depths, az do the fishermen
of Ceylon. Unlike the latter, they do
not stop their ears aud nostrils with cot
ton soaked with oil, but descend with
no other preparation than few mutations
of their lungs.
However, they do wear sort of head
dress with spectacles of glass, by the aid
of which they are able to look down
many fathoms into the clear water and
mark the oysters which they propose to
gather. Forty years ago it was posi-.
BILE to buy with a few handfuls of -four
in those Sonth Sea Islands most beautiful
molluscan jewels, but since then the
fisheries have been SO overworked that
they are seriously threatened with ex-
haustion.
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coVery.

The recent publication Of q paragraph
to the effect that living children Of Revo-
1utionary soldiers were few and far be-
tween has started general search for
such persons in few States. The names
Of nearly . dozen have been sent to the
Philadelphia Ledger, and as many more
to the New York Tribune, which appears
to have originated the inquiry. William
Wallace Lee, Of Meridian, says he believes
that at least fifty surviving children Of
Revolutionary soldiers could be found in
Connecticut alone.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-05-14

floor, and Mrs. Kisbec looked around
with bewildered air, as she came in to
get the breakfast.
s'Come, mother, make haste Z, shouted
old Luke Kisbee. GIVE got to get out
to the wood lots bright and early this
mornlng!'
s.Yes, ! know, father The old
woman still stared around her. 81 cant
think what makes the room look SO
queer. Oh, | know! Father, you've
torn them morning-glory vines away from
the window,
Luke rubbed the yellow soap vindic.
lively on his knuckles, as he pumped
fresh water into the kitchen sink.
.'Of course | havel' said he. aDried
up old truck. keepin' out the light and
air. What use was they2n
but there was lots O. flowers and
buds on 'em vet, father. And in that
sheltered spot, the frost wouldn't have
touched 'em for week to come"
'sMornin'-glories don't amount to
nothin'!" snarled Kisoee. stBesides, I'm
goin' to hev load, of wood dumped
there to-day. It's handy place for the
wood-pile."
''Fatherlp
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Observation-Disclosures Don't
speak loud enoughg'
But, father, you always said You was
Goih' to build a kitchen out there
II never said notnin' of the sort r.
~ want a Kitchen" pleaded the poor
woman.
That's horse of another color, ,
sneered the old man.
s'And when we was first married, YOU
| pormised me"
Il dare say promised good many
foolish things then. There's some prom
ises better broken than kept" philosoph-
ically observed Luke.
"And this old rooms damp, and the
walls have settled, ard the ceilings has
| fell--and was calculatin' to have it
fixed up and put my bed here, when the
new kitchen was built. Railways makes
me feel dreadful cheap, when the sewing
society meet here,t to hey our bed a-stand-
in IN the parlor, no matter how hand
sNihS th0 phtSh9olA uuliI 10
Luke wiped his hands over the roller
towel.
"Well, you've stood it thirty years,
said he, Fan / guess you can stand it I
little while longer"
do you mean, father, that amt t.
hey the new kitchen arter all"
4 That's exactly what do mean"
i Mrs. Kisbee said no more, but the slow
bitter tears of old age triciled down he
cheeks as she lighted the fire, brought
pail of drinking water from the spring
and began to fry the ham and eggs IN
little iron skillet.
Il must have been awful wicked,
thought the poor old woman, 'for I'v
most made an idol o. that new kitchen
+ an thought 50 much abcutSthe best roo
with no bed in i'll An mon I'm pun
ishel.n
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-05-14

Two new occupations have CT late
been found for dumb and blind persons
One is for the employment Of deaf and
dumb persons as typewriters, where, as
much of the work is written, their de-
formity does not interfere with its sue
cess. The blind women are showing
themselves expert and intelligent a
massage operators, their delicate sense
OF touch and deft movements being Of
special advantage.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-05-14

The State OF Illinois Is said to be the
first in the Union to establish an efficient
Bureau Of Entomology. Tho clinch bugs
with which that State was long afflicted
occasioned this public attention to ento-
mology and It has paid in many ways.
Even The prophesies Of clinch bug years
have been extremely useful, as when this
insect promised to be abundant farmers
were fore-warned to p4ans cropsi it would
not attack. In this way the numbers Of
destructive insects have been greatly de-
creased and theya are now rarely injurious
% any extent.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-05-14

Itisnotci BY an English financial jour-
nal as one Of the causes OF the failure Of SO
many Australian banks that many Of them
hold such vast quantities Of land that
when q pinch comes they are unable 70
realize and are compelled to stop pay
ment. In New South Wales twelve
banks and financial syndicatesown about
A, 900, 900 acres Of land, one institution
alone owning 8, 500, 900 acres.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-05-14
4 Rahher Retrared br HIs cum.

The case Of Black Bart furnishes .
good instance OF the splendid detective
system Of the Wells Fargo g Company =
Express. Bart was a California cracSs
man. who always worked alone. Inc
Wells Fargo stages were bis favorite o..
iects Of attack, and he secured many
thousands OF dollars BY his desperate
boldness.
IN 1882 Bart successfully looted
stage near the famous Old Homesteaa
Mine in the Sierra Nevada Mountain u.
but he left cuff behind him in the ~
tom Of the wagon. ~.
Captain Hume took the cuff, ana alse.
1 long search through the San Francis ~.
laundries found its mate and capt ~
Bart when be called for the linen.---NsW
York Journal.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-05-14

Filial duty is the strongest trait in the
Chinese and Japanese character, remarks
the San Francisco Chronical, but it is
frequently perverted and becomes to
Western eyes more of vice than q vir-
tue. Such perversion was seen re-
Gently in Japan when the daughter Of a
sick man brought him cup of blood
taken from her own veins aud besought
him to drink it, as she had had d vision
that this was the sole means OF his re-
coyery.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-05-14

It will doubtless be satisfaction to
the able-bodied men of Germany to
know how the statisticians have figured
out some results Of the increase in effec-
tiveness Of ''arms of precision" In the
last war, it is stated, the number OF SOL
diers killed in action was about two per
cent. Of those engaged. In the next it
will be greater, though not more than
three per cent.-that is to say, only
about 1900 out Of an army corps Of 3d.
900. OF the same number about $500
will be wounded. It is well to have
these things settled before hand. Itis
the percentage Of this sort that increases
the percentage Of German emigrants to
this country.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-05-14
SEE WAS sYMPArHETlc.

A couple of Detroit men were talking
about their respective wives the other
other day at the club.
"You have very sympathetic wife, /
should say, remarked one.
~ don't know about that" hesitated
the other.
"Well, I only judge BY what I saw.
from my house the other morning when
you slipped and fell on the steps as you.
were coming out with her. Why, saw
her actually crying over it,
The other man didn't look pleased at
all.
Eyes" he admitted reluctantly. "she'
cried. but not over my injuries. sat
down fiat on that COMPOUNDED dog Of
hers"
s'Indeed2 didn't hear him howl. )"
"Well, I should say not. The dog
weighs-or did weigh--two pounds, and
! weigh two hundred. Detroit Free
Press.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-05-14


xha spring has les Of brishrnru
Every year.
And the snow . ghastiicr Wilderness
Every year:
Nor do summer flowers quicken
Nor autumn fruitage thicken,
As they once did. for they sicxen
Every year.
It grows darker, colder,
Every year;
As the heart and soul grow older
Every year;
do not care for dancing,
Or for eyes with passion glancing.
Love is less and less enhancing,
Every year.
or the loves and sorrows blended,
Every year;
OF the charms Of friendship ended, Z
Every year,
or the ties tn It still might bind me,
Until Time to Death resign me.
Ny infrmities remind me.
Every year.
All how sad TO look before US,
Every year;
While the clouds grow darker DER US
Every year.
When the blossoms arc all fadej,
That to BLOOM We might have aided. .
And immortal garlands braided,
Every year.
To the past 90 more dead faces,
Every year;
As the loved leave vacant places,
Every year;
Everywhere the sad eyes meet us,
In the coming dusk they greet US
And to come to them ehtreat US,
Every year.
"You are growing DID," they tell W
Every year;
"You are more alone, they tell US
Every year;
4Ou C1b Will liz AACN uAA -@bAOLk4
You have only recollection.
Deeper sorrow and detection,
Every year."
Yesl The shores of life are shifting,
Every year;
And we are seward drifting,
Every year;
Old places changing fret US
The living more forget us,
There are fewer to regret US,
Every year.
But the truer life draws nigae.
Every year,
And its morning star climbs higher
Every year;
Earth's hold on US grows slighter,
And the heavy burden lighter,
And the dawn immortal brighter,
Every year.
ALBERT Pike.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-05-14

Tho New York Nation asserts in q
notice Of German book on Greek sculp-
ture that art Is not necessarily the moro
ideal for being less natural, that the
greatest idealists have been the greatest
realists too; and also that there is more
than one kind Of beauty, the artists
business beng to reproduce that which
seems beautiful to him.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-05-14
WALKED AROUND THE FAT NAN.

The French Marshal Vivonne and the
Comte d'AuVsrgne were probably the most
corpulent gentlemen of the court in Louis
the Fourteenth's time.
Marshal, you are really getting too
fat said the king; ''you ough. to take
more exercise. 2
your majesty does not know, then,
that take . great dealSoi exercised"
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grounds.

The French Minister OF War has issued
an order that henceforth every officer and
every man in the French army shall,
when on active service, carry ON his
person material for a first dressing in
Ease Of his being wounded.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-05-14
HE APPROVED or n.

ST see they have got safe trust
now"
"That's where they're wise. People
don't care to trust in anything that isn't
safe"
"You don't seem to understand.
What I mean Is safe trust"
"Don't ! understand the English Ian
guagea You say safe trust, and you
mean safe trust. Well, don's con-
tradict you. I approve Of it. I've been
in the grocery business and know it
isn't always safe to trust"
.'But, my dear sir
'sNor for that matter, in any other.
kind Of business. Well, I'm glad they've,
got something safe to trust in at last.
Fine morning, amt it."-New York.
Press.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-05-14
FRIENDLY ADVICE.

housekeeping Bobby! Bobby Where
in the world is that boy2"
Tramp-"Please, mum, that big watch
dog o. yours just swallowed something
wot looked like boy. Maybe it wasn't,
but you'd better get rid O. that dog any
how, mum, an get nice, quiet cat."-
Good News.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-05-14
WORTH ACTING UPON.

DE- Fries-''I have one improvement to
suggest with reference to the North Pole
exploration business
Snow-"Let's have it."
De Fries--''It is to send the relief iex-
petition on month ahead, SO as to have
everything ready for the rescue by the
time the explorers arrive. Puck.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-05-14
A MAN IN A THousANn.

Stranger-"Are you the gentleman
who caught big, burly burglar, and
held on with bulldog tenacity until he
ceased to struggle, and you were able to
bind and gag hima''
Gentleman-t'Yes. What is it you
wish2'
Stranger-'I called, sir, to ask II you
would not accept an agency for some Of
the long-felt wants which we manufac-
ture and which no family should be
without. New York Weekly.
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JOHNNY WAS RIGHT.

Mother" Johnny, go in the>bedroom
at once! You neglected your piano prac-
lice to-day and ! am going to fog you for
it. Don't you know that you can never
become perfect in music without prac-
tice2n
Johnny-"Yes, but practice on my
ernatermy amt gonter make no perfeck
music. Boston Courier.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-05-14
PARTY PLATFORMS.

A weather-beaten American cit;,..
stood on the platform Of railroad eos.s
while the train was speeding awav !.
the rate Of fifty miles an hour. =
"Can't stand on the platfo,ro y
shouted the conductor.
"What are platforms for, anyhow :
asked the man.
platforms are not made TO stand a..
they are made to get in on, replied ~.
conductor.
This is the story with which Congress.
man Allen, Of Mississippi, the humor;st
Of the House, illustrates the frailty Il
political platforms. Boston ADVERTISE
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-05-14

Rye has become an important cereal
in the West. Field and Farm tells that
the farmers on tho divide few miles
south Of the Denver have been meeting
with greater success in growing rye than
they have with any Of the other cereals
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-05-14

An official OF the Worlds Fair says
that twenty-five feet Of right Of way at
Seventy-frst street, Chicago, controlled
BY the Illinois Central, keeps $4,000
miles Of railroad from entering the fair
-S...,1.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-05-14

"For some reason or other" muses.
the Chicago Sun, ''the possessor Of
capital Is enjoying more advantages in
the building up Of business than years
ago, while the great trusts seem to be
losing in conference and power, and in
some instances are disintegrating."
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-05-14
HARD TO GET AT.

A s'summer boardern once said Il !,
small boy dressed in a broad straw bat
q gingham waist, long trousers and bars,
feet:
''Hello, little boy. What Is your
name2"
'ssame as pas, said the boy.
"What's your pas namea"
tsSame as mine.
81 mean what do they call you when.
they call you to breakfast.
"They don't nuvver call me to break.
fast. !"
"Why don't theya"
'Cause / allus git there the fust one. v
Detroit Free Press.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-05-14

The boiling-water fad st meals = DING
out. Thousands Of people are glad, adds
tho St. Louis Republic, and now some
doctors who recommended It say it's all
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-05-14
NOT TREATED WELL.

Prison Visitor ou are well treated
here, are you mott"
Convict-.No, amt"
81 am surprised. Tell me what you
wish the prison authorities to do for your
comfort"
s.Lemme out. Truth.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-05-14

Strawberries are growing on the edge
Of the glacier of Mount st. Elias, Alaska.
that region of perpetual snow, and mos.
quitoes buzz about there occasionally
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-05-14
An EXPENSIVE scHEME.

Trotter-"My wife has good scheme
for procuring pure milk"
Barlow-.How does she do it2s
Trotter--"Why, she freezes three
quarts over night. and in the morning
there's a two-quart block of pure ice and
q quart Of good milk. New York Sun.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-05-14
A POSSIBLE CAUSE.

tHarold is very indignant with you,
Maud. What have you done to him2"
Nothing that know of--except
that when he told me last night he never
fished for compliments, told him he
was wise, because he didn't have the
right kind of bait. "-Harpers Weekly.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-05-14

Amiable Tourist Ito guide)-"That's
very imposing statue, guide"
Guide Indeed you are right, sir;
most people are imposed on by 1t. They
think tits marble, but it's only painted
timber. brakes Magazine.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-05-14

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to' ;s ,s VIZ a. o ia L. : =
aeorse' saiu guy, "; ss s ~ n..in !
heI ptleue Eyes = ms iace' gu !, ,
give YOU up--no. essu ~ y your n'oslief.
usy, my ua.,,u -, /,
us 'Aie = - ~ lNo ns' iiA :
me ye.-see 7 uoh :.
ano ouss Soe UP anu fan' soOolnsS,i m
% Tue mouse: !,
one couiu noe resume ner "riting
again. though Tue manuscript 9, nau-
,ila, Seory lay On 'ne 'aoie N neF cosy
nttie sanctum.
one got OUT ner bank BOOK ana STUDIED
y Tor awhiiei taen she Drought IN q
shallow WINDOW pox ana aalusted u IN
the sunniest nook OF the Kitchen case
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ONE on THE TEACHER.

Teacher-"Your answer to the prob
lem about two men building fence
calls for six days too much"
Bright Boy-s'Six Of the days was
Sundays, an they don't count. Good
News.
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STORIES THAT ARE TOLD b TIN
FUNNY 1fKN or THE Rhk7s-

hard Fate-seems True-No xvi
dence Of TIA Hint--A Perslstent
sutton. Merely. Etc, Ere.
Man wants but little here below.
And It's cause for fret
That little always get.
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4 PERsIsrENr surroR, MERELY.

Miss S.--ssSome one told me the other
day that you had received seven pro-
posals this winter"
Miss 2. (complacently)-"Yes, ]
have"
Miss S.--"Who is the mana"-Life.