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Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1892-10-14

disappeared. the sore has
healed, and the limb is perfectly healthy"
Mrs. c. A. AsBEII.. Avon, Mass.
Hoods PiIs n4Ould be in every FANNY
medicine chest. Once used, they are preferred.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1892-10-14

A CraE for nearly all Of the common Ills -
What. dociorst Pshaw' Take Beechan's
Pills. Tor sale by all dru .gi,tA - cents,
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1892-10-14

In lSS9, Kansas had /. wheat acreage of
less than 1000, O0O acres
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1892-10-14

There are 2G6 cities in Kansas con-
tanning less than 1000 Inhabitants
apiece.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1892-10-14
ITCH AND SALT RHEUM.

I" al afflicted wi'h The lta salt rhea ur suy ,ku
disease that scales and drops at AL iul So e.,
AZ IN, etc, make silNc Which Is a. .N1p.,,. d,
butter, That VIII heal tn deceased pfrt, IA 90 "
" eks. no matter how long STANDING WHIST r,rrd.
."u nave tired. and buiid a >k.u IL. Hes tbs
ls new born babes, the disease never 10 ui.lI
lgam. Not Sold to druggist. H. ne hal. unt f-ln
,. fEIRE, East Haven, Conn. lrIrn. 81 go and 80
tnt 'tamp TOR MALL tor a four uunv, Iar.
Essex County herald. [volume] (Guildhall, Vt.) 1873-1964, 1892-10-14

1T IL DUTY oweyour-
sci and family TO grt the hest
Nnihc Tor your money. Econ0-
mizr IN your footwear BY pur-
chnsi ne W. L.. D0ugia. shoes,
winch represent the best
value for prices asked, a.
thousands will testify.
rTt NO SCBSTITITE.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1892-02-18

biaseit piel IN sutn1de1 nbris. sRber,
beibt cs tueiter. auf ale 0d1e erlauseR
iolne Rinoeridbriee burd bic Grtlds
runs ber Gltera ~'uenisitens einea ~ins
1oatiuen (~mniertiaen, ben ueberean9
In bic neue Nntionatitdt einleitenbeu)
Status. @enn lie Dor o51iser Statue
r%alijation Der Gltern polidbris perben,
- baben lie bas @e&t, fur iit ielbtt
awiiaen Der alien unb Der ,,eaea Natio:
nalitdt bic @ohl 3u trefen. @ep6bn.
LID ldBt in iOlden Gduen Der Gremo'
seborene iid ietblt benz @eleb entlpres
deno bur1 @r,perbuns bes Biraer'
i4e,ns naturalilirea. Daraus folae
ieoob ni9t, baB nidt unter llmitdnben
etuas slnberes al3 8lei9pertbiger St.
Jas fur bic GrIlQuns Der te9nil&en
8orjdriiten at5eptirt uerbea tonne.
Dad geri9t sibt uur, einen lleberblid
Der @eidibte Bobo5: nie er bereits i'm
Sabre 1855 in Obip oaS Stimmrebt
ausaelbt, i'm Bertraxen ali bic QSers
i@erun9 ieiues Baters, baB bieier 0as
pole Bir9erredt erporben babe; mie
CT oann aa4 Nebrasta iibersefebelt,
no Ct lan9e Sabre binbur@ ebeniaQs
bas @t.mmre1t ausaeibt, mo er Neni<
ter befls,bet, jweimal Nit8lieS Don
Beriaiiunss s&onpentionen 9e.ueien. uno
als Solbat ira &ie 9e8en biz Saoi'
amer sefodten bat. Gs uirb se3eiot,
oaB 8opb u,ebr ale breibis Sabre bins
bur9 ale Redte zines Blrstrs seibt
unb bic &1idten eiueA iolden erfalt
bat. Nu9 bic f6drten Iunb SirapajeE
bes Yionierlebens ,peroen ermdbRt uno
barauibin alien &motpuotbin9s uno
Grembsubaf1ern 3ur Beberoisuns -
J%ol9enoes ausgeiproden: =
,Die lsolitit. ipelhe bic @ntuideluns
unieres 2onbes baour4 3u f6roern &C.:
iudt. baB fe bic @inlaouu9 sur. She'll
nabn,e an ben Blrgerredten an ane Sic.
jeuisen erseben lief, bic mitbelfen ,uiroen
an ben Nrteiten unb Die 8ei9,ueroen bes
@ren5erlebens mittra9en wollten. !uelde
Yolittf in 70 9roBartiser Beiie beis
setrasen 81 BEN unperslei9li@en Sort,
i@riti uno Npfi4wuus eieier Station -
fie bere@tist uns, bier ni9t na@ ensen
te9uiidea @eseln 5u urtbeileu, ionbern
in l,beralem @eite bic 5roge
au entiaeioen, bic uns uorselest it," j.,
uuo bemsemdB bat bos @etidt ben
@ia9euanoerten Bomb als Burger Der
&eteiui9ten Staotem anerfanut., 6abe
ber 8ater au9 baS ooIe Blrgerre4t
ni9t ermorbeu, 70 babe bod bert@obn
ben bonn Batter auf ibu iiberae9angenen
.uuiertisen @tatus" ni9t perlicren
t6nnen. @as oaran gun, pollen Yurser=
tbuua seteblr, bas babe Ct nad3ebolt,
iuoem Ct ols Blrser ii4 9eiaDrt nno
ais fol4er sehanbelt bat.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1892-02-18
8pDo'S Blreerre@t.

,0Qe Ber}oHen, bic entiueoer in ben
@e, einigten @taaten seboren oeer BARN
na%tural,lirt woroen uno Der @eri4ts'
bartlett berielbeu unteruorfen fino, iino
Birger Der 8ere,nt9ter Staaten uno
oe8 Staates. in Dem fe ibrea Mobnlib
Aaben." go 81 lelen IN Dem IA. Nmen'
dement, 5ur 8unoesuerfa1uus. @ous
perneur Bupo pou Rebrasfa 1T tueoer
in ben 8ere'u,sten Stadten seboren
nod lit e. oarin naturaliiirt tuorben;
troboem bat oas OberbunS e59eridt Dos
Bur9srrebt inn auseiproben. uno Gct
% Ir 1ogar 5uei BON chamber unabbdn>
eiae @runoe 9eiunoen, BON oenen-iaut
Ser uertunbeten @ntlheiouns - Ieoer
cine fir lid aQein iur Bebauptun9 oe5
tetrittenen 8ursertbums 9enist baben
wUrOe.
Sic @riinoe iinb: u BoDo's Gater,
nit Dem e. ais 5ehnidbri9er 4nabe in'S
9ano aetpmmeu. fat aue Nedte zines
Sursers ausseibt; oesbalb miiIe orr
senommen weroer, obslelb lih eotus
mentarilher Yereis oaiir niAt erbrim'
gen lalje, bag eer Bater tuirili9 8nr=
oer oer Ser. @taaten 9etooroen ipar
0urb Die DECENTRALIZATION oes @nter5
aber weroen laut .@eieb aud feline m,nz
oeridhriseu Rinoer 5u 8irsern 9ema@t;
~ Gopo mar Beuobner oes Ierr'to'
RUINS Nebrasta Dor uro CUR 3eit BON
oeIen Mufnabme ols @taat. Durd
bas betreffenoe @eIeb babe Der 3onsreb
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1892-02-18
8elbftere + uuo Blattern.

DIE oDll bratll0nl)Oen Qd1en III zen
Der. @taaten anlau9enoen SdiFe babeu
felt ben lebten Bo4eu ausnabmS(os
@elbfeber unter ihren Manni9aften
aebabt, unb fat ieoes Gdiif bat meb=
rere ieiner 2eute an ber entiebli@eu
Rrantbeit perloren. @o 1anste oieier
9ose ,piepcr ber br;tiide Dampier
,BuGen", &apitdu gorter. in Netu
Yort an uno murine On oer Auarantdne
teltsebalten, nm ausserdu@ert ju Net
ben. &opitan Dorfer bate cine trauz
rige @eid,dte iiber bas @ltbeu oes
@elbiisberS unter ieiner Manni9aft gu
ersablen. Son ben 2ebteren wuroen
t6e,ls in Santos, tbeits na9bem Der
Dampier oHieu 3afea am ~. Dec. ,.
S. perla}5en, fieben Mann bon oer
Seu@e Iineeraft, oarunter Der friibere
Rapitdn hes @difes, BET SO, Sabre
alte @%nslanoer @laspoo1, pel@er an,
3. Dec. ecm @elbFeber erlas uno in
Cautious besraben wuroe. 9enI ga.
pitan, an teiIeu SteQe BET critic Off
d,er, nun &apitdn gorter, pas RQm'
monoo lbernabm, foE8ten ais Dpier Der
RrantAeit in lMrier &~eibenfol9e Der 4.
D@f5itf Bm. Batter, uon England, une
Der !9ei3er Sames 2eobep, Sames
6eanep beibe aus Srlanb, Soba Bren>
nan, aus 2iperpoul uno Nuitin Sub
barb. Der 5ue,te 5tetparb, aus England.
9,ele ,puroen slei9faQs, ba lie iut
6oirita1 in Santos 9eturben lpareu,
il, Der Staot bearabe1.
Der 6e,3er Grauj Bouu.ann; aus
Deiterrei4, ftarb auf ber &eiie uon
@antos nod Babio, unb bier ertraniten
rueitere bier Mann am @elbfieber,, bic
ms 6o5pitol in Babia 9ei&afft muroen.
aus b,eien 2euteu 8eporoen lit.
bl,eb ben &apitdn uabetannt. Der
Nebtere ertldrte, bab bic @terblihteit
iniol9e BON @elbiieber in Santos uno
anberen Safenitdbten eiue u%nsebeure jei
uno bic 8ahl Der Dpier gar ni9t abacs
i9abt tutroen tonne. Dte Saifffabrt
oab,n ie, infol8e oes ,@raiirens Der
Seuhe bebeutenb TN, Mbnebmen begrii<
len, lno bauptld@li9 in @antus itodte
9ouot1 uuo @auoel fait 9an5li@.
9,e Seem Dorter Auarantdnes BEAM
ten psrli@ern jeoo9, oab man bier feline
Befu19tunsen be1isli9 @inlAleppuuo
bes @elbiebers au bseen Ddtte, Ga o,e
&dlte oQe etma'9en &eiem BET &rantz
belt, bic einem 5dife ooer oeiien
Monnj9aIt nod anhausen %f0nnten, uers
tilsc.
Daseeen aber Ideinea fid bic Blatz
tern melhe Dor etlpa 3 Gpbea bon ,taz
lient]hen Nrbeitern aus Newarf IN SEEM
Dort einselbleppt tpuroen, in Der Staot,
uno 5>por in Der italieuil@en &plonie
INNER msbr ausbreiteu 5u wullen.
Neuli9 ,puroen leitens Der @clunobeltss
beb0roe i,uei neue BlatternfdQe entz
bedt, 10 baB bic 2abl BET an Blattern
ertrantten. ,,pelde li@ lamn1t unb irns
bers IN benz @odenboipital auf SHORTY
Brothers Sslano befinoen, fi@ 9eeenz
1pdrtiq auf 20 belduft. Dort TT aud
oie}er Gage elmer Der @atienteE 9e}torz
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1892-02-18
viettmn0.

Gin Biesporter @in5er hattie III
2auie beg lesteu Sahres init Dem Gin
tleuen Der Observation-Disclosures
fit 1e'nc 9lenltma9o ni9t red)t ferfEe
treroen t0nnen uno am @dluB bes
Sabres mar Die &arte in l90niter u1>
oronun9. Ser Maun >uuBte ni9t aus
nod elm. ga tam inn ein bcroii9er
@eoante, ben CT obne @dunten aus
iiiDrte: sr eiua nit Dem Maodeu aafs
Stanoesamt une beiratbete lie.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1892-02-18
Wtoocrll-

Sun9er Mann (mir{t lid e'ner Dame
al Tu6sn): .Die.n Jrauleln, nadoem
iid IN jere beiosrleltlaen Gater ueer Die
n1tbi9en @eloon9eIegenbeiten o:ritdn>
biqt babeu. mage i'd es, Shnen su &C.
Ieben oaB i9 sic unausSDrsd'li9 liete."
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1892-02-18

ben. a. ii bas felt 1890 Der erite
9obeSial zines Netu Oorters infclse
Der Blattern. SIN lebten Sabre tarz
ben bort an Der Rrantbeit nur 2 Gin
uonoerer. bic pon 6amburs 8efommen
woEe.L. 17,#. ~. g.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1892-02-18
Ma@t oer @emsbnbeit.

8immeriral, (ins: 8imu1er tretent,
in pelbem ber M,etber bes 8imnera.
Elm lieutenant, NIT leluem Dntel autuer
ieno it,: Sea-, jest aber 3ablen Gte
enolib Sbre s~riditdnoi9e R.ethe, 9err
lieutenant, uoer sic 5ieben beute nod
an5!*
Q,eutenant (5um Onfel): .pat Da
Borte?"
Ontel: .@oa i'd Sir 'uel@e puue>
pen?" .e ~
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1892-02-18

SER: r@eben Ste adj, 9ndoiee
Grau. in brr ;s5~u1uen;asett t1nnten @ie
ouf Dem BoQe lelbt e!tuas erwiiden."
SHUTTER: ,Das 1T ia metn eiu5i8es
8e~5treben.'
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1892-02-18
Nmf BEN GanSb

@ommanoeur (Su idumigen Tdnf
,ern): rEan6en, tanje1, meme @errexl
5is lino ni9t sum @ersniigea ba!".4
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1892-02-18
@tuttettekf4

, Niat nur Der 2snj bat feline So,ten,
lonoern audi bel. @inter. Gin 9enialer
Didter aus, 3eia, beiieu 8etannti@ait
mir ben .Deutlben @espen" %ueroanfea,
bat iid ~ iolsenoer, Der 9eoenlpdrtiaen
@itterun9 entlprebeuoep 2prit aufSe>
l~9's""8s", %&GN xrnnsAod0 A1N
.Sn @rei& in |@@lei5, =
81 Der i69liiden S@meiSS --. 90
NQerieit8 1@neit's. A
Au@ bel uns IN 8eib .. ,,.ss
Srlert e8 berelt8. - ssaE
ri Sd peiB mas @ei&eits: a.:ss
49, 80 9elj'! E... .taN
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1892-02-18

SIM 3abre 1864 paiFrte Der &onsreB
Elm @eieb. 1pel@es bic Beuobner Res
Territor,uns Nebrasta our Gnnaln,e
elmer Gtaats u~erfaiiun9 uno giniehan9
elmer Staatsresierun9 .%ermddti3te, uao
bic Nufuabme bes Terr,tor,ums alS
@taat in bic Union %uerorbnete. Die
Mebraafaer Berfo6un9 uerlieh oas
@tlmmredt at ale weiBen Buraer Der
Ser. @taaten uno ale weiBen @in9e,
.panoertsn, bic bic Mbfi@t, Blrser 5u
rperoen, ertld,t batten. 9ur4 Iufz
nabme bes @faates nit oieler Beria1s
lun9 babe Der &on9reB ale bieieni9en
als Biir8er bes Territuriums onerfannt.
melte entlpeoer Bareer oer Ser. Staa.
ten tuaren, ODER bur6 g%rtuerbun8 oes
verten @apierS" bic Mbli4t, es weroen
III molen, ertlart 9ebabt. Dieieni9en,
beren DECENTRALIZATION nod unpuQjtdnois
loar, muroen bamit ben Wur8ern oer
Ser. @taaten sleidseteQt, nno, sleid
oieien, OILS Bur9er in bic Union aufae>
nommel.
.Nun ,uaro aber bebauptet (uno BoYo
jslblt sib1 D . 6u) oaB er nlcmals oaS
verjte 3sapier" er,porbep hat; uno neil
uuN Der Safer ielne DECENTRALIZATION
nidt pcrrolltdnoi9t, 10 tonne auf BoYo
be uorer1pdbnte Beltimmuug Der Ne>
brasfasr 8~erfa1juus feline N%umenouna
finoen. Sic @elebe - 1a9t bieriber
oas @eri1t - lalien seraoe iber oieIen
@un,t (ndhli@ iber ben seietlthen
@tatus BON Minoerjdbri9en, oeren 81
te,u 5wor bic Mbii@t, Biirser gu 'Der,
ben, ertldrt, ni9t aber oa8 pole 8lrz
aerre9t erworben baben) an Bounauz
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1892-03-18


A cheSsboard has sixty four squares
half white and half black When our
game began the other night at 9 p IN. halt
the board was taken up with an eqiia,
number Of white and red chessmen AT
half past 6 red had lost three eighths Of
his men and white had lost five eighths
At a quarter to red had lost three fifths
of his remainder and white had lost all his
remaining pieces except one third When
o'clock strikes red takes half whites re
naming men. losing none himself, and
wins How many squares have pieces on
them at the end of the gamer
No. 07.-Word Making.
Make five words out of the following let
ters. using all for each word +, a. 5. p r.
No. 0S. -Crosswo Enigma.
In champion, not in foe.
In Adriatic. not in Pc;
In dungeon, not in cell,
In everglades. not in deli.
In tormenting. not in kind,
troublesome pest you'll find.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1892-03-18
Renoyatinp old Chairs.

Those who have in their possession old
fashioned chairs may consider themselves
fortunate, as such articles Of furniture in
new dress are ro,y considered Just the
thing for any parlor The Older they are
the better. unless they should unfortu-
nately he ION their last legs" and not safe
have one which is nearly seventy years
old. 1t is painted a dark wine color the
botto'N, which wl8 flag, is padded and GOV
cred, the cover made of crazy" work. The
back piece is made of two strips of bronze
colored plush and one of crazy" work,
forming n rectangle IA by II inches. This
is lined with black brocade and is not fas-
tened to the chair back, except at the top
where it is held in place by two bows of
ribbon. Across the bottom of this back
piece are five bronze colored silk tassels.
A relation of mine has renovated her old
cane seated chairs, strengthening the cane,
which was beginning to give way, by weav
ing in wire and some, believe, she tackled
sacking over, then padded with pieces of
an old comforter, lastly covering with dark
red plush, stretched very tightly and held
in place by brass headed tacks. For the
back she has crescent or rectangular shaped
cushions, either tackled on or tied with rib
bons. One can get an idea of the shapes
and sizes of these fancy back cushions by
looking over furniture catalogue.
admired these chairs, but felt that
had no knack at such work, but on being
presented with an old wooden spindle
backed chair determined to do my best
with it. procured a ten cent package of
bronze powder, helped myself to fathers
carriage varnish ripped the plush panels
from an old dress, steamed and rubbed
them over hot fiat iron plush side up, of
course) and coored some ribbon with dyes
With these articles, various tools and the
chair, disappeared aloft mo higher than
the attic only to descend at meal times
The second day | emerged" carrying a
little chair which was complimented tc
such an extent that almost decided tc
make the renovation of old chairs my life
work.-Cor. Housekeepers' Weekly.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1892-03-18
No. 81. "A Rhomboid
ID U n r !
8 K ID A N
b K 7 K l.
N r W r l.
. T. l.

No 90. -Decapitations Bowl Fl elm.
Orange, Close. $ park.
No. 90 -Conundrums l. When II Is
seated in the temple Q 1t stops a wagon
B Because he has title 4 Because it il
impossible to tread on ones own toes b
When they begin to knit g. When he's
knocked into the middle OF next week.
Letter b
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1892-03-18
Mourning.

Few standard usages have been so much
modified of late as those pertaining to
mourning. Good society, in all cases the
last to break away from conservatism, has
become so wearied with the ostentatious
grief and the pomp and circumstance made
to surround such occasions that it takes a
decided stand against the tyranny of some
Of these customs
From a few blossoms typical of the frail-
ty of human nature from the bit of bay or
the laurel which were laid on the coffin as
emblems of the faithfulness or former
glory Of the departed, custom ran mad,
until the flowers and wreaths, green
cry and decorations demanded special
carriage-often more than one-to trans
port those that could not be piled upon the
casket Everything belonging to this last
solemn service should be of the utmost
simplicity and plainness. Furbelows are
out of place among the somber and sorrow
full trappngs of grief,
The best authorities commend shorten.
ing of the period of mourning. At the
most one year is considered sufficient for
the use of Grape and other fabrics usually
adopted for first mourning. In many cases
even less than this is desirable Black
Grape is declared so unwholesome that a
strong feeling is growing up against its
use, especially in a veil to be worn over
the face Wells of black gauze, crepe lisse
or plain, fine net are preferred, and the
Grape veil, if worn, is thrown back over
the hat. The nuns yelling veil is quite as
much favored by many persons as that Of
Grape,
While it is true that children are some
times put into black by people whost
judgment is considered good in most mat
tiers, the idea seems to be a mistake. In
many cases the children are too young tx
fully understand the meaning of all thi.
somberness, and it is little less than 4
crime to shadow their lives in this way
New York Ledger.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1892-03-18
Why She Left.

81 must leave" she said, as she presented
herself before the mistress of the house.
81 am sorry, for you have been as kind to
me as could have expected, but / can't
stay any longer"
She was pleasant looking young wom-
ana girl almost-neatly d Xssed and mod
est in her demeanor
81 am sorry, too" said the mistress, look
ing up in surprise you have been very
satisfactory Where are you going, may
ask"
"Back to the factory" was the reply.
Back to the factory" exclaimed the
mistress. "Why. what did you leave it
for?"
81 thought it would be better" she said.
81 could barely live there before, but here
could get as good or better wages and had
nothing to pay for board. 1t seemed bet
ter, especially as my mother, before she
died, had taught me to do housekeeping
work She took great pride in it, and
thought thought"-
you thought what?"
~ thought could do better and tried
but the girls used to know laugh at me
and will hardly recognize me-"
But aren't you doing better than they"
Eyes. can dress better than | could
and save up little money too"
"And aren't you more comfortable than
you were in your boarding place."
Eyes, indeed. That was nothing but al
attic"
as the work here harder?'
1T is not so hard and it is much pleas
anter."
"And yet you are going back to the fac
tory?"
II must. Pm losing the respect of al
my friends. They say that domestic worl
is degrading, and-and won't stand bein:
looked down upon"
She went back to her attic and the fac
tory because she was ashamed to do tn
work that her mother had done and ha,
taught her to do and her companions sal,
she had shown spirit and independence
They said nothing about sense.-Chicag
! Tribune.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1892-03-18
Riddles.

What is the best way to hide bear, It
doesn't matter how big he is--bigger the
betterf Skin hint
When is sugar like II pigs toothi When
in hogs head
What is it which II you name it even you
break it? Slencel
What is that which you can keep even
after giving it to somebody else' Your
word
What is that which is put on the table
and cut, but never eatenf a pack of cards
What is the difference between a milk
maid and a swallow One skins the milk
and the other skins the water
Why was Hamlet SO courageous in ad
dressing his fathers ghosti Because he
was not particular to shade
Why is a pig with curly continuation
like the ghost of Hamet's fatheri Be
cause he could tale unfold
What moral lesson does Il weathercock
teachi 1t is vane to aspire
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1892-03-18
Why IA woman's watch Get. Out of Order

"Women are very severe In their treat
ment of Watches" says a jeweler. Per
haps not Intentionally So still so in effect.
Even the pockets in which they carry their
watches are so contrived and are of mate
rails of such varying durability that their
timepieces under almost any conditions are
soon out of order. 1t is heavy dress to-
day and IA light one tomorrow, and the
watch must suffer the consequences.
IF you will look over the rack of the
workers in the repair department Of any
large jewelry house you will find that the
greater percentage of watches there for
mending belong to women"
"Then women are more severe on watches
than are mem"
"By all odds, yes. And do you know
what in n large degree is responsible for
this abuse"
WHAT"
1.-THE fads and foibles of fashion. New
| York World,
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1892-03-18
No. IOO.-A HeartIess Husband.

What do you suppose found in the lit
tie room where we keep our clothesr
asked Mr. Jones Of his wife one morning
mercy, not mouse, hope she cried
skipping into a chair at the bare thought
of it. mo, not that" he answered, but
found one of the young animals that be
long in the barn, the bottom OF shoe a
cabbage, some of the old inha bitants of
Gaul a suggestion of robbery" - MIR ZONES
went no further, for Mrs. J. ut this point
gave loud shrek and tainted away and
Mr.. j. learned that there is point where a
joke ceases to be a Joke
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1892-03-18
No. 90. Transform alton.

This is what may he said Of the small
boy who smokes "A goose at one end and
smoke at the other "-Golden Days
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1892-03-18
Key to the Puzzler.

No S3-A Riddle Cares.
No. "a. Mutation. Snowbound.
No. S5.-Illustrated Rebus Fine man
ners are the mantle of fair minds"
No Sc. "A Popular Article Sandwich.
No 81. --Arithmetical Because fourth
and two eighths make half. and a third
and sixth, or three-sixths, make a half
and two halves make a whole.
No SS.-Double Crossword Enigma
Foucan, Thrush
No S9-Numerical Enigma An idle
brain is the DEVILS workshop"
No 90-Square and Half Square
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1892-03-18

No. %. Enigma.
A word of nine letters the chief town Of
one of the British isles The same letter il
used more than once in the same word
I, PA brilliant color
81, l, |. 1 A softer color
Q, |. The home Of a wild animal.
7.8. g. + What careless people bring
themselves and others.
Q, 8. -, l. THE principal meal OF the day
6, 3, 7. 3 "A biped. but not human being
al 6. 8. "A name for u grizzly savage
animal.
o. 4. , An animal. a rustic person.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1892-03-18
No. 1O1.-A Curious Clock.

A foreign clock of peculiar make strikes
the hours from one to twenty four Now
how many more strokes will this clock
give in the course of twenty four hours
than n clock of ordinary makeS
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1892-03-18
No. o4.-Double Central Acrostio.

WUTtS OF tUUHI IVHRUH.
Covered with a iiie plaster : Change
able. s. A man OF courtly manners. Re
jects 5 Victories 6 Avowed I Cut
ting s. Concerns y In proper manner
Fourth row To disseminate. Fifth row
kind of vessel
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1892-03-18
No. OF. Word Making.

Make five words out of the following let
ters, using all for each word H. a, s. p K.