The Portland daily press., 1892-02-27
WIT AND WISDOM.
SKIN DISEASES.

ShlN DlSLf1SESs
What spectacle is more disgusting than that
of man or woman with a skin disease which
shows Itself lin pimples or blotches on hands
arms, face and neck? 1t is simply impure blood
See what BRANDRETHs PILLS did for chron
ic case:
George Chapman, Pincening Mich, says:
s'For four years was in the Mounted lInfan-
try in the U. S. Army, residing during that time
principally in Texas. Almost all of that time
had chronic skin disease, characterized by an
eruption over the entire surface of my legs and
thighs, arms and chest. The doctors termed ii
eczema. had given up all hopes of ever being
cured, when BRANDRETH's PILLS were recon-
mended to me. I concluded to try them, and
have thanked God daily since then that did
SO. used them for about three months, and
by that time, was completely cured and have
never had any trouble since.'
Collector-Won't you subscribe something to
our fund, Mr.. Brief?
Lawyer-Haye you asked Bronson?
Collector-Nc.
Lawyer-WelI, I'd advise YOU to ask Bronson.
He'll give you something handsome.
Collector-But your subscription?
Lawyer-Oh-Io Oh yes. Well, I won't
charge you duyILll1S IOr my ADVICE dDOuI BIOL
son. Good morning ,-Harper's Bazaar.
Nothing equals Ayers Sarsaparilla for puri-
flying the blood, and as spring medicine.
81 shall go right home to my mother, Hudson
Hicks. l saw you kissing Mrs Haberton-
Browne in the conservatory"
..Itwas only sisterly kiss, my dear.'
"She is Otyour sister,
eyes she is-that is, she promised to be one
to me, years ago.''-Brooklyn Life.
BoilS and sores indicate impurities in the
blood. Ayers Sarsaparila eradicates humors.
He Lost Her.
waiting patiently for her answer.
Twill you expect me to keep house?" she
finally asked.
"No, indeed, my love; the servants will at
tend to all that.n
"You won't ask me to make the bread, or broil
Certainly not my angel; we will have a
cook"
7. aA An will IL not be compelled to pound the
How can you ask such question: No, no,
no."
'Then cannot marry you I have been
brought up to do all these things, and l could
not be happy in a life of idleness."
When he realized what a treasure he had lost
he went sadly to his luxurious home and vowed
to remain bachelor forever.-Detroit Free
Press.
We know of no preparation for the hair and
scalp that equals Halls Hair Remover.
Strictly Business
Suppose the devil should rise before YOU.
Littleton," said Cohely. ''What would you
say21 -. ~, &c ;, -, :, -, - :.
said the coal merchant.
A cold of unusual severity developed into a
difficulty decidedly catarrhal in all its charac-
teristics, threatening return of my old chron-
ic malady, catarrh. One bottle of Ely's Cream
Balm completely eradicated every symptom of
that painful and prevailing disorder.-E. W.
Warner, Rochester. N. Y
Steddigoe-Supposing decide to let you have
the money, how do L know that I shall get it
back at the time you mention?
Bluffum-I promise it, my boy, on the word of
a gentleman.
Steddigoe-Ah! in that case may think bet
ter of it, Come around this evening, and bring
him with you.-Pick-me-up.
When began using Ely's Cream Balm my
catarrh was so bad had headache the whole
time and dischargeda large amount of filthy
matter. That has almost entirely disappeared
and have not had headache since.-J. H. Som
mers, Stephney, Conn.
Remarked the young man in swelling tones,
"Pm an agnostic.'
Elderly Gentleman-And what is an agnos-
tic?
Fresh Youth-An agnostic is a fellow who
isn't sure of anything.
happen you are sure you are an agnostic?-Ex
change.