New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-05-01
TIE Talk or THE DAY.

"Fasicrn Massachusetts. says Professor Mamie
j. Drcanan Of Vassar. In The Na>ssr Miscellany" ~
probably the most highly organized community N
The world There l. d strict ot equal size. contain
INK both an urban ana rural population, where th'
wealth j. greater per capita; there is 10 similar dStitc
where there /, higher level Of popular Intelligence
and thcrs Is probably meme where there Is larger
amount Of higher culture. without which The bcs
popular education t. unI,tainab,' Nowhere. no
even IN Prussia Is the profession of teaching held In
higher esteem. Certainly nowhere else In our mi
country do We find young OF SO-called good
.amllic,'-mmilics of wealth and educa0nensaged IN
secondary instruction. This l. tho same sayinl
that = dituscd and real Interest
In educational matters than In Eastern Massachusetts
Nowhere IN tho United States Is there the amount
Of Intellectual and material energy of viii and In
tlecncc. expended Ia the development ~ the human
Individual II the professor shoud ever decide t
visit Chicago. be- viii do well To travel under an alt
\ DrMrEEER As 70 TOBACCO.
4 mmiraIn IN al of them. ont The sciences.
Plague on Rcs"arch ana h"r pc't9nl rev
The creatures that utilize brains ard appliances
They mirror me death ia my every comcstIble;
cohdc % as dSsros dprsvcd and dccsablc
All put on. from ms hat ~ my boots!
They habbcd OF microbes, bacilli. bacteria.
IahLcrcd Of germs. and cXpourdcd ~ spores
Til nnclcd the breath Of our lives was diphthcna,
Bread ainalculac, beer iniu'ors.
rheu, and ihoL only vert Sind and Saubrons.
Tapped In ~ douds al their liSpings luguhrious
Laughed we to scorn. Twas In vain Twas In vain
Can It bc true. oh thou last Of The soddessesi
Thine aroma Inc. 80 the baSphcmerS say,
Is the produce Of bcastly bacterial bodies. is
Naugh bat the Fragrance which comes Of decay
Is each drcam-ladcn pipe but separate holocaust,
streaming with savors OF p,rIshiug s,rmsl
Is the scent that pay for, iailc. puff or swallow
Only by rot. to use plain spoken termsi
Nay. thou hrrgcst only Lcthaean beatituGc
Peace and contentmcnt and balm for all harms;
sun VIII worship the" sweet one. In gratitude.
Fluid or solid or gas; us all one 10 them:
on, yc Knights Of the Weed. tel me, what shall be
done to THIN
Were 1t not well to obsQuatulate them
-Pall Mall Gazette.
"Our afternoon papers" says a San Francisco news
paper man. "arc ono day ahead OF the rest Of the
world In giving the news. For when they ready
TO 20 10 press New York l. ready 10 go to bed and
"Tho London Tines has gone ID press for the next
day. In the case OF our morning papers. they have
the advantages Of securing the exclusive our Now
York or any other large Eastern paper may have for
the representative OF tie San Francisco papers wait
until the New-forh papers come ont at a. m. and
then wire the sensations West where they arrive long
before midnight"
What DO You think Of that artist who painted cob;
wore herself into attack Of nervous prostrnton try
Ing TO sweep them down." There may have been
snch an artist but never such n hired girl Indian
apoliS journal.
Miss Frances +. Willard has been writing a poem
IN the departure Of Lady Henry Somerset the last
stanza OF which as follows
II thou hast not heart OF stone.
Make our happy land thine own:
DO not go and leave us yet,
Lady Henry Somcrsct!r
Whereipon illppant contributor TO "The Dos
ton Transcript remarks
But Lady Somerset proclams her conversion
to that peculiar American institution tho rocking
chair why did not the witty author add another