The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-10-03
BRIGET BITS.

TRACKER-De Brides horses never win, do
they?
Tipper-Never.
Then how does he make so much money!"
bets agln 'em."-AeI0 York. Weekly.
80 "sA1D har father you desire nv consent
TO my daughters engagement to you?'
NO, replied Algernon. who spent the sum
mer at the seashore we don't want to be en-
gagged. We want to get married - WASHINGTON
Sta.
never was in the Rrmy?'
because, sah, in II, heat of passion he may
XIII ma some time, and # he's u colonel its a
mitigating circumstance, sah.-ChicIgo Tri1-
u'e.
GovERNEss (readine)-And before an Indian
goes on the Warpath he adorns his belt with
locks Of human hair and paints mis- face.
Small Boy-Why, Miss PaSsy, that's what you
do-only you put the hair on your head Fllunv
bOlks.
A FUTURE DIPLoMAT-Mrs. Backbay-Didn't
| hear high words between you and your
brother just now, Harold?
harold-Yes, mother, but really you wouldn't
want me to use low language would youf-B0s-
ton Budget.
YES" said the young student thoughtfully,
when get interested in a sub Ject l never stop
until have embraced it thoroughly"
" In nice, was tn, hesitaung reply.
1ecty'-AelO lor5 Herald.
LIZ
my birthday, and you forgot all about it!
Mr.. Chugwater-Why, Samantha. my dear
the time passes h'm-so swiftly in your society
that your birthdays-er-come around before
know 1t. Oh cag0 Tribune.
MAUD think it is too horrid for anything.
Here I've looked over the side of the vessel for
half an hour ard CAN'T see it,
Hubby-Cant zee "a hat, my dear?
Maud-Why, the equator. The captain said
we were crossing tt.-Spdre Moments.
CCNF vaars 400 CyOop II
vert'sed to speak in a country town. day
laborer OF the place said: ii would lize to hear
that lecture Just TO see what sort of a 'creeter'
she is, A icket was given him. as he said ha
had no money, aud the next morning some one
ASKED him row he liked the lecture, "Ol" he
said, II do not see but that she looks like other
women, only she seems to know more than the
most on EN-. Springfield Republican.
TIE LAST .-Willowsnap-Why so de-
jected, old man?
Rackaway-I nave just had to spend lot of
money on my wife's clothes.
Nlllowsnap-But you haven't been married
| three mon rs aud sue certainly mad q magnif-
cent tro eau.
Rackaway-I know it. But she hal to have
TWO OF her gowns reJrimmed. -Ctodk EevteU
IN HARD LUCK-"These stories of vours ~
said the magazine editor, returning the roll of
manuscript 10 the author, are good in some
respects but they are hardly available for our
use. Trey are too somher. They are wanting
IN vivacity and movement, They lack fresh
ness "
lack freshness, do they?" exclaimed the
aspiring young man, crushing his hat savagely
on his head and turning to go. Lack fresh
ness, hey! The last editor showed them to.
sir, sad they lackei Attic saJn -Chicaoo
Tribune.
WELDoN-Did you meet anybody you knew
while you we're so1ourninS in that watering.
place in Germany?
Raredon Did |! Hadn't been there two DAYS
before tile pastor Of our church out in Wabash
avenue settled down at the same hotel with his
n a
That must have been pleasant surprise"
"Why-aw-yes. OF course, But how would
you have liked it il you had travelled 900 miles
from home to have a good time?"-CaIcdgo
Tribune.