New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-04-25
THE TAIN or THE DAP

Here Is faithful copy OF double barrced letter
forwarded 70 "a, by Il board schoonaSt"r,' saws Tho
journal ~ Educalionn The first half + written on
the outside ~ an envelope the last on the Inside We
wish We coud present readers with - fac siinle ;
pleas, do not keep Charley Hall in and not cane him
A. he has had such lad eye aud could not see ont of
il for , day, and | had to take him T. the doctor and
ho told him 70 keep indoor from his Mother please
sir Charlie, l. quite we'll nole to come to school and
les wont come and You do YOU lil1" with-from
lbs father
~ the Thcat,c.-lrl,hmlan in gallery Cponrnc TO a
LADY In io>' swat heart me dnrilhi' pl"ai' thh'
I%.hnan"tsN. an Ui Thought it WIS her night
dres. lich Ne p
The Kan,a, dog case mentioned I'm dispatches aS
rvallng the famous Jones County calf is really
unworthy ~ such comparison. The Jones County
cllf litigation extended. II remember rightly, over
nearly quarter of century and cost something lko
$4,000 not counting t." vaiuc Of the calf its'li.
The suit over ~ 20 dog which Ia, just been dis
missed ~ the kdl,l, CIty Circuit Court rolled mp a
bin Of cost, Of only 500. The comparison suggested
clnuo, therefore be accepted. The Jones County CALI
case is unique aud rivalry will be permitted
The Office Boy's Articlc.-A Boy Has A Bundle lie
Walk, Along Aud Loohk,A Arond lie see, A Wagon liz
Ilnit lcrts Vita JOY lie stops And Waits llll tn
Wagon Comes Up And Wait, Puts His Bundle ON The
Wagon lie Gets on NJ The Post Office lie Walks Along
And Put, Ills Bundle r0wn And Sald How Much i II
said The Boy 10 cents Said The Man Alright said Tho
10y The Boy Pays Tho Money Gets His Receipt And TO
a%, 2 III IL, I ne I S SSc NSS 'S And a F.
Him self Wish 1t Was Time To Go Home he ont
Amin Walh, Along Broadway Tntll lie Come. To
Frankfort II lie Turn In Frankfort lie \ Italian
L., Cream seller lie In, \ | Copper IN His Pocket
Inl Wav And Commences Eating And Enung The Ice
Cream 0f Tie Paper lie Goes ON With Iii, Errond And
70 10 lie Puts ON III, Coat lie That Everything
is In order He Locks p The Place And toes Home
american Grocer.
\ Gardrcr. Me, clergyman allows his pari,hloncrS
To pick out the texts for his sermons. But unless he
exercises a veto power In cnscS, the practice
might give rise to awkward complications.
The Executive staG-oM friend Happening i'm
How are you. fcneyl lon'yc 80, pretty fine oh''e
here. How am pr',pcringi
Fcnlc, I'm at the toP Of The heap. old fellow
I'm the vice president OF this mining exchange
You do "A large business. ! presume ~
Immense. The responsibility Of Il weighs on me-
pretty hra,,b but Ive cot 10 shoulder It. cart s't
nrolnd that YOU know"
IN man at that c'cgnnt desk /, one Of the officers
OF the company suppo>, ~
ether two ELEGANT dc.,s are his assistants tie has a
wonderful amount OF work TO do Absolutely a,toni,
ing! But he's first class man. We pay him big
"fhc man behind the rosewood railing is another
~Ycs. That's the treasurer. Hes another lr;
ca's man We pay him 9lg money; But We m& ws
handle too much MONEY 10 run any risks"
And who Is that little. dried up old man at the pine
desk IN the corner :"
That's old 'cadds. llc-h'm-signs the checks.
Won know. r-0 hcagO Tribune.
Father DIdon, a wei known preacher Of Paris --
Gently declared himself believer In the doctrines Of
socialism In The c0ljsc Of sermon delivered In tho
Madeleine. The announcement IL is said. produced n
sensation.
The title professor troubles Cambridge men little
or not al all. Mr. is the avOrte title nj Harvard.
and the president Of the university Is usually
spoken Of n Mr.-that is when the speakers are not
affecting sophomore ways. Professors from small
reshwatcr colleges much surprised al this absence
Of professional isstence when they come for special
study TO The university II Is sud that Doctor" par-
tcuarly troubles English IL. D.'s when II IS applied
10 them. Professor Freeman was very brlsque 10
Amer can, who tried 10 call him Doctor" Mr. lux
ley says, From the time first procured visiting
card proud day with even "A philosopher II has
horne Mr.. T. IT, Huxley but | hive no objection 10
the Professor the only thing cannot stand T.
Doctor" An English comment upon thl, is: lie
Is duuhtlc', lght about professor IN scotland II
is sin thought good deal Of, but In England 1t Is
too closely associated with masSlgr ballOoling aud
patent ontmcntN but tina, he should object to doctor
sulacs ona a. tlc mrd upon the medical calling I"
il Is particularly hard, Mr. Huxley won some OF his
first hon0rs as ~ D-Uioston Transcript.