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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05
Volcano House Rates
SPECIAL RATES FOR FAMILIES AND
PARTIES.

The Volcano House rates from and
after this date will be
Round Trip, up and return by
same route, days ......... 500
Up by way OF Kau, return by way
of Hilo, IL ..... $40
Up by way OF Hilo, return by
way of Kau, IA days.................... 49,. $50
Board and Lodging at Volcano House,
"a per day.
To Holders OF Round Trip Tickets
staying over, and anyone staying over
five days, So day for all excess over five
days.
To families or parties OF four and up
wards, holding tickets and staying over,
or staying after five days, $3.50 per day.
Children under five, with parent, quar-
ter rate.
Children between five and ten, half
rates.
KILAUEA VOLCANO HOUSE CO.
June "a, 1892.
3108-15t 1434-4t
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05
PASSENGERS.
ARRIVALS.

From San Francisco, per Gaelic, July
2-Capt ] Watson, u S n. and in
steerage, and 81 passengers in transit for
Hongkong, and Is for Yokohama.
From Molokai, per stmr MokolIi, July
III r Macfarlane and several others.
From Maui, per stmr CIaudine. July p
Luika Bader, G Hammer, w McCubbin
and wife, and 81 deck
From Kauai, per stmr Mikahala. July 2
j A Hoogs Miss Pape, Miss NJ Green, j
Hughes, Mr. Vortsman, Mrs A Dreier, 8
children and servant, DR. Winter, Miss
Gould, Miss Carter. Miss Carter, kwong
8 Lung and boy, and 90 deck.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05
SHIPPING INTELLIGENCE.

Fur moon on the 9th, at a.la P. NJ.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05

Mr.. Horner has received his cer-
tifcate Of election and a copy Of
the same has been forwarded to the
office of the Minister of the Interior.
This is the third election in that
district for representative, the first
being a tie between Horner and
Mattoon and the second election
was declared void by the Legisla-
ture, as the Board of Inspectors in
the first precinct refused to allow
anyone to vote on the day set for
the election. Mr.. Horner has
worked hard for his seat, and is
fairly entitled to it.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05
VESSELS IN PORT.

(This list does not include coasters)
USlrS San Francisco. Admit Brown, Diego
HBM S Champion, Rookie, British Clmbia.
Am sp Pactolus, Beadle, Newcastle.
Nor bk Ophir, Braguiere, Newcastle.
Nor blk Havfruen, Evansen, Newcastle.
Am schr Alice Cooke, Penhallow, PIT T.
Brit blk Sumatra. Thomas, Newcastle.
Blk Veritas, Steinman, Newcastle.
Am schr Aloha, San Francisco.
Am bgt w @ Irwin, McCulloch, San Fran.
Am bkt G Wilder, Grifiths, San Fran.
Ger blk ] G Pfiuger. Bremen.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05

Lee Sue holds power of attorney
for Yuen Chong, while the latter is
absent from Kau.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05

Ten Dollars reward will be paid for
information that viii lead to the ar
rest and conviction of anyone steal
ing the DAILY ADVERTISER left at the
Office or residence OF subscribers.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05
COTTAGES TO RENT !!

IA MIR. LINCOLN HAS JUST
E:iN completed three very desirable
Cottages on the corner Of Kinau
and Makiki streets. These Cottages
have been finished with all modern i'm
provements and being situated near the
Makiki Valley have abundance of fresh
and cool air, they are only two minutes
walk from the tramcars, and parties de-
sirous of securing one oil the very pleas
entest situations OF the city are requested
to inspect the above premises.
ETFor further particulars apply to
3O63-lm J. A. MACON.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05
FOR SALE.

IL THE TWO DETACHED OBJ
81 servatory Buildings built for and
used by Profs. Preston and Mar
cuse, the same being built for GOODNESS, be-
ing thoroughly ventilated, with louvre vent
ilators, clothed inside, and in perfect
condition. Suitable for bedrooms will be
sold cheap. Dimension OF Buildings
one, 12xl6; one, l4x14.
600 For terms, apply at once to
HARRISON BROS,
3098-6t Fort Street.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05
The North Hilo Election.

VThe special election for repre-
sentative in North Hilo was held
last Thursday, June 80, and SO
far as known every qualified voter
deposited a ballot. The result is
given below
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05
ARRIVALS.

ARRIVALS.
SATURDAY, July ,.
s Gaelic, Pearne, from San Francisco.
Stmr Claudine, Dawes, from Maui.
Stmr Mikahala, CLANCY, from Kauai.
Stmr Mokolii, McGregor, from Molokai
aud Lanai.
and Maui.
Schr Liholiho from Kauai.
MONDAY, July A.
Stmr Kinau Clarke. from Maui and
Hawaii
Stmr Waialeale Smithe, from the Leper
Settlement.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05

The departure of the Claudine on
Sunday evening was lively one. A
portion of the Hawaiian band fur
nished music for the excursionists,
who numbered nearly a hundred
people. The vessel was decorated,
and departed for the races with a
happy crowd on board.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05
DEPARTURES.

SATURDAY. July 2.
Stmr Waialeale, Freeman. for the Leper
Settlement.
Am blk Mary Ames. Knowles, for
Hamburg, via Laysan Island.
Br Gaelic, Pearne, for Yokoh anna
and Hongkoag.
SUNDAY, July 3.
Stmr Claudine, Davies, for Kahului di-
rect
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05

= Four Naval Cadets from Annapolis
arrived on the Monowai to join the
Flagship San Francisco. Their
names are: Il. G.. Davidson, f. FL.
Low, G. III. Mather and E. III. Ster-
ling.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05
Neru advertisements.
NOTICE.

NJ Office Is HEREBY GIVEN
IN that Lee Sue is authorized to act
for me in all matters relating to my
business in Honolulu during my absence
on the Island of Kau from where l
propose to return in about three months.
YUEN CHONG.
July 9Th, 1892. 3115-3t
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05
The League Race.

Following is the standing of the
clubs in the Hawaiian Base Ball
League up to date:
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05

The ADVERTISER is the recog-
nized peoples paper.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05

I Elk u. S. Vice. Consul A. w. Rich
ardson came down from Hilo to
spend the Fourth in town. 1t seems
natural for the friends Of A. Wallis
to see him around again
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05
IMPORTS.

Per stmr Mokolii-10 calves, 90 bbls mo-
lasses. 2 horses, 160 sheep, and 81 hides.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05

Another good game of base ball is
in sight. The Crescents and the Ka-
mehamehas meet next Saturday.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05

The Maui excursionists will return
this morning on the Claudine.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05
SPECIAL BUSINESS ITEMS.

k0 DR.. McLennan has removed
to Alakea street, opposite the y. NJ.
c. A. Hall, premises lately occupied
by DIR. LutZ. Office hours TO u, >
to and evenings 6 to =. Sundays;
10 to l. Bell Telephone, 1917, Mutual,
6So 3ll5-tf
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05
FOR RENT.
ATTENTION !.

r AM PREPARED To DO ANY
i and all work in my line of business,
cheaper than ever II you intend doing
anything in my line, give me call.
Satisfaction guaranteed.
31O8-tf JAS. MOTT, JR.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05

A light top buggy is for sale. See
advertisement.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05

Y W. G. Achi was arrested on Satur-
day on a charge of embezzlement.
1t is alleged that he sold a piece of
land with clouded title to native
named Nahora Hipa.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05

B4r I'll meet you at the Bruins
wick Billiard Pariors this even
ing. 2940-tf
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05
ORRIeN vRssELs EFFECTED.

Vessels. Where from. Due.
Am blk Margaret .-. Newcastle. July 30
Haw blk Helen Brewer Glasgow Aug
S Oceanic - San Fran .. June 8
Am blk Matilda. 49, San Fran June Is
Am sp Morning Light. Newcastle. July %
Am bkt Wrestler. Newcastle. July %
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05
FOREIGN MAIL STEAMERS.
local LINES, S. AUSTRALIA.

oTHER FOREIGN STEAMERS.
s. S. Gaelic due from San Francisco. July 2
- s. Gaelic due from Japan. ....... Ang. II
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05
Is it Fast Enough (?

A firm desired to send out 500 circu-
lars, and concluded to have them take
the form OF type written letter, printed
on their own letter head. In eight
minutes, the type writer had written
the letter of SIC words, on the stencil
sheet, placed it in the Monograph, linked
the sheet and printed the first copy, and
in exactly 80 minutes 500 perfect copies
of that letter were printed. This astonish-
ing result can only be obtained by the
aid of a first-class duplicating device. In
this case it cost the firm just 81 cents to
do the work. AS the copies can be,
struck off on any quality of paper it Will
be an easy matter to calculate the cost
of getting out 500 circulars. The value
of such a device as the EDISON MDrEo-
GRAPH is best appreciated by those who
wish to do large amount of work in
short space of time. This circular was
an ordinary every day letter, and not
made up for the purpose of showing
speed. THE BooK-KEEPER."
HOBRON NEWMAN & co.
Agents.
0109-ff
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05

~ Come on, Minnie. Let's go
to the Golden Rule Bazaar and
choose those Domestic Patterns for
our new dresses.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05
WANTED

A FURNISHED COTTAGE SUITA-
IN BILE for two young men. Address A.
3. this office. 3113-tf
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05

The Pioneer Building and Loan
Association will hold an annual
meeting this evening at the Chamber
of Commerce. An election of direc-
tors will be held.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05
A Trip to Mauna Loa
AND THE-
Great Crater of Mo-
kuaWeOWeO.

Special arrangements have been made
by the Volcano House Company for
sending party to the top of Mauna Loa
THE PARTY WILL LEAVE HOMO
LULU ON ! HE STEAMER HALL ON
JULY Is and return on the steamer Kinau
arriving in Honolulu July q.
THE PRICE FOR A ROUND TRIP
TICKET, including steamer fare, ami
mails, guides. blankets, foods and all ex-
penses will be 800, which includes
all OF the regular expenses OF trip to
the Volcano. The trip includes a three
days stay at the Volcano House after the
return from the mountain.
- Tickets can be obtained from the
Inter Island Steam Navigation Co., and
full information will be supplied by said
! Company, +. c. MACFARLANE, Treasur-
er or l. A. THURsToN, Secretary OF the
Volcano Company.
Applications for tickets should be
made Immediately as the number will be
limited
KILAUEA VOLCANO HOUSE co.
Honolulu, June "a, 1892.
310S-2w 1433-td
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05

The Flagship San Francisco, H. b.
M. cruiser Champion and the shore
battery fred national salute yester-
day at noon in honor of the Fourth
of July.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05

A compositor is wanted. Inquire
at this Office.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05

The Gaelic brought one days later
news. There was nothing startling,
however.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05

our new dresses.
~ Per MonoEai ION lee, for
the California Fruit Market
Fresh Apricots, Cherries, Peaches
Pluns, Oranges. Oysters lin tin and
SHELLY. Also, per Alameda from
Samoa: $4,000 LINES.
Telephone SIS. lll4-St.
g@ Schmier Kaese, Cream and
Butter, from the Ahuimanu Ranch,
for sale al THE ELITE Ice CREAM
PARLoRs. 3l0S-lw
E& Some people run their legs off
to hunt up Hawaiian Fan. You'll
always find the greatest variety of
Native Fans and Curfos at the
ELITE ICE-CREAM PARLoRs.
3O67-1m.
tag The Brunswick Billiard
ParlorS are the handsomest in town.
2940-tf
p Sale of Goods Damaged by
Water during the late storm, for the
benefit of whom it may concern, COM
mencing Friday, May 6. EGAN &
GUM, 100 Fort street brewer block.
3065-tf
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05
For Sale or Exchange.

o. RESIDENCE IN A VERY
Iii desirable part of Honolulu. Par
lor, Dining Room, 2 Bed Rooms,
Pantry, Kitchen, Sewing Room, in main
house. Cottage adjoining Of capered
Rooms, Store Room and Bath Room.
Lot 100x200 feet. Sell or exchange for
smaller property and cash or security.
All the buildings are now. One block
from Tramways. Apply at this Office.
30l3-tf
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05
LOCAL AND GENERAL.

LOCAL AND GENERAL.
This is Fire Department meeting
week.
A compositor is wanted Inquire
at this Office.
A light top buggy is for sale. See
advertisement.
The Maui excursionists will return
this morning on the Claudine.
The Gaelic brought one days later
news. There was nothing startling,
however
Have your boiler inspected, tested
or repaired by j r. Marmont. PAO.
Box 479.
+ A number of store fronts on Fort
street had on Fourth of July attire
yesterday.
DIR. McLennan has removed to the
premises lately occupied by Dr. Intz
on Alakea street.
III. Hackfeld & Co. offer cogru-
gated iron at low prices in quantities
to suit purchasers.
A new supply of the celebrated
Harzer Sauerbrunnen is for sale by
II. Hackfeld & Go.
Lee Sue holds a power of attorney
for Yuen Chong, while the latter is
absent from Kau.
The Flagship San Francisco was
decorated with japanese lanterns
last night after sun down.
II. Hackfeld & Co. have just re-
ceived, per bark j. G. Pfuger, a gen
eral assortment of merchandise.
Another good game of base ball is
in sight. The Crescents and the Ka-
mehamehas meet next Saturday.
There will be meeting of the
Woman's Board this afternoon at
2:30 O'Clock at Central Union Church.
Captain Watson, the new comman-
der of the Flagship San Francisco,
arrived on the Gaelic last Saturday.
The U. S. Cruiser Boston is to
leave San Francisco for this port on
tbs 9th inst, according to a late
paper.
A 500 Hawaiian bill was lostAat
Pearl City. The finder will please
return it to the Police Station or att
Nthis office.
The property belonging to the.
estate of Chas. Long, situate in
Manoa Valley is for lease. See adj
vertisement.
In this mornings issue the Manu-
facturers' Shoe Company have an
illustration of that popular Anglic
ism "not in it."
The Worlds Fair Commissioners
hold meeting to-day at O'Clock at
the Chamber of Commerce to hear
reports of committees.
Mr.. II. S. Tregloan, who has been
seriously i'll for some days, is con-
valescent. His many friends will be
glad to hear of this fact.
The Steen combination are expect
ed on the Australia, and will give
several performances. They claim to
be mystifiers who have baffled the
world
The Flagship San Francisco, III. b.
M. cruiser Champion and the shore
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05

This is Fire Department meeting
week.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05

Have your boiler inspected, tested
or repaired by j r. Marmont. P.%O.
Box 479.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05
Nrtp ADVERTISEMENTS.
Hawaiian Stamps
WANTED.

TWILL PAY CASH, FOR EITHER
l. large or small quantities Of used Ha-
waiian Postage Stamps, as follows:
these offers are per hundred and any
quantity will be accepted, no matter how
small, at the same rates
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05

- A number of store fronts on Fort
street had on Fourth of July attire
yesterday.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05

The Steen combination are expect
ed on the Australia, and will give
several performances. They claim to
be mystifiers who have baffled the
world.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05

MIR. II. S. Tregloan, who has been
seriously i'll for some days, is con-
valescent. His many friends will be
glad to hear of this fact.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05

The property belonging to the
estate of Chas. Long, situate in
Manos Valley is for lease. See adj
vertisement.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05

In this mornings issue the Manu-
facturers' Shoe Company have an
illustration of that popular Anglic-
ism "not in it."
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05
For Lease or Sale.

- RESIDENCE ON LUNALILO
HI; street, at present occupied by E.
El w. Holdsworth, containing double
parlors 4 bedrooms. dressing and
bath rooms, dining room, pantry and
kitchen. Grounds 300x1o5 feet, well laid
out; servants rooms, stable and chicken
house in rear of main building.
r. /. LILLE,
2822-tf with Theo. FL. Davies d. Co.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05

The Worlds Fair Commissioners
hold a meeting to-day at O'Clock at
the Chamber of Commerce to hear
reports of committees.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05

DIR. McLennan has removed to the
premises lately occupied by DR.. Bntz
on Alakea street.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05

A 500 Hawaiian bill was lostAat
Pearl City. The finder will please
return it to the Police Station or at
this office.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05

III. Hackfeld & Co. offer CORFU
gated iron at low prices in quantities
to suit purchasers.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05

tag The Brunswick Billiard
Parlors are the handsomest in town.
2940-tf
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05

Captain Watson, the new comman-
der of the Flagship San Francisco,
arrived on the Gaelic last Saturday.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-05

The U. S. Cruiser Boston is to
leave San Francisco for this port on
tbs 9th inst, according to late
paper.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1892-11-26
Happy Homes.

Thousands oi sad and desolate
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ing symptoms: Liberation, Conges'
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iginating in diseases Of the repro.
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doctors examination necessary to
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you will fee like a new woman.
Price $l.00 by mail. postpaid.
THE LEVERETTE SPECIFIC
CO., 339 Washington St, Boston,
Mass. 1-16-1-yr.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1892-11-26
Rsby's Record for en- Hour

The good natured bachelor Of the
family an uncle of the child, was LEFT
in charge OF the bsby..while EVERY
one else was away. Out OF curiosity
he made a.list of what the baby did
in an hour and gave the result to
Jenness Kiiier's Monthly, az follow;
j, yelled fifteen minutes without
taking breath; 2, pulled enough hair
from his uncle's hair and whisk.
ers 70 STUFF sofa pillow; 8, further
decorated the wall papes as high as
he could reach with the poker; 4,
broke a glass vase by sitting down
upon it; 5, swallowed six buttons
and good part of skein OF thread;
8, emptied the contents of his moth.
er's workbasket into the Are; 7, tried
to squeeze the head OF the cat into a
cup and was badly scratched in the
attempt; 8, Knocked the head Oh
fine wax doll belonging to his sister
by trying to drive tack into toy
wagon with il; fell on the edge OF a
sofa and brought down two costly
vases, which were ruined; 10, broke
two panes of glass with n stick hi.
uncle let him have; IL, Tell into a
coal scuttle and spoiled his white
dress +; IL, set fire to carpe. while
uncle was out of the room hunting
up something TO amnse him 10.
crawied under the sofa, and would
not come out until uncle gave him
the jam pot; IA, got twisted among
the legs OF chair, which had 10 be
broken to get BIN out; Is, poured
jug OF milk into his mothers slip
f'ers; 1e, finally, when be saw his
mother coming, he ran to the door
and tumbled Off the steps, making
MS nose bleed and tearing a hole In
HE dress foot square. And still
the youngsters uncle thinks that the
boy will make something yet.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1892-11-26
Why He Remained.


The members of the Independent
Order OF Enthusiastic Good Fellows
were operating on Mr.. Timberwhee
a few weeks age, putting him through
the operations supposed to be neces'
sary to convert an ordinary citizen
into an enthusiastic Good Yellow.
They we're almost through with the
initiation when some kind of an cx-
plosisn In the store over which the
hall was situated blew the building
int the middle Of the street, and ia
terfered with the ceremonies.
Ready hands set to work and ex
tricsted the people from the debris
Fortunately no one was hurt very
much, but after q census had beer
taken Mr.. Timberwhsel was found tc
be missing. A search was instituted
and before long he was found in ar
adjoining yard, where the force Of the
explosion had landed him. He sal
In a lodge room chair, and his eyes
where still blind folded.
why on earth didn't you take
that thing off your eyes and get out
of the chair when the explosion oc
Cured 2' asked one Of the Enthus
iastic Good Fellows.
Explosion echoed Timberwheel
"Why, thought that was part o.
the initiation" w. II SIvIrER.