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Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1892-09-17
How Not to Get Into Print.

Don't have any enemies.
Don't have any friends.
Don't inherit money.
Don't lose it.
Don't sign any petitions.
Don't subscribe to any lecture courses
of stock companies.
Don't recommend anything.
Don't get victimized.
Don't exhibit any public spirit.
Don't tell stories.
Don't register nj hotel.
Don't visit fri nd in an adj inin ;
township or elsewhere.
Don't allow other people to visit you.
Don't show any interest in music, art,
literature, science or education.
Don't meet long-lost friends or rcla-
tives.
Don't go insane.
Don't get sick.
Don't accept pros"r' !.
Don't do anything that might bring
you vote of tina ks or condemnation.
Don't sue an, body.
Don't get sued.
Don't so to law at all,
Don't live to be an octogenarian.
Don't die.--Detroit Tribune.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1892-09-17
The Sea of Life,

We are all at1oat on the broad sea of life!
The tide carries Us hither and thither.
Sometimes heavy billow comes rolling
on and down we go; another one comes
on and lifts us up, away up yonder; we
see the bright sunshine or the twinkling
stars. Hope, pleasure, serenity, enjoy
ment, peace, plenty, prosperity, all, all
are ours for the time. Life's purposes
look fair and beautiful-then we are
floating upward soon another wave
comes on, and down, down we go away
under the rolling water; then every
thing is so dark, so dreary, so utterly
void of hope. of ever being extrcated
from our depression, but we rise, we
float, we swim, buoyant as cork we
float along. We are only creatures, we
can not, we dare not try to shape our
own destiny. Floating along, bobb:ng
up and down, we go along. Where will
we land, is there harbor for us, will we
reach it? We humbly and fearfully
hope we will. There is rest for tho
weary. "
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1892-09-17

The gregarious porpolse or phocena
communis, is one of the most jolly and
careless fishes in the sea. He is hardly
great roaming parties and scour the fish
ing coasts, running into all the covers
and bays along the route and sometimes
entering the mouths of tidal rivers il,
pursuit of other fish. But even when a
great herd of porpoises is in pursuit of u
school of capelan, herring, tomcod, sea-
trout, OF other fish, it will stop its march
to. play.
The gregarious porpoise is known by
various names along the coasts of Labra-
dor, Newfoundland, the maritime prov
inces OF Canada and New England. The
best known of these names are putting
pigs. herring-hogs, sea-hogs and round
heads. The porpoise is from four to
seven feet long, with thick round body
and black, shining, hairless skin.
When he is above water for some time,
with the hot sun shining upon him, his
bare hide fairly glistens with oil, and il
you pass to leeward of him in a boat you
catch his strong, oily smell. Like the
whale, he is obliged to rise to the surface
regularly to breathe, and he sends his
breath through blow-hole situated on
the top of his head. When breathing
through this curious funnel he makes a
putting, labored sort Of noise, which ac-
counts for one of his names. If you
should see him alone on a fine day in
some little cove, he would look exactly
like big black pot turned bottom up
bobbing up and down. He has from
forty to fifty teeth, wide mouth and an
astonishing stomach; but he has the
smallest ear to be found, suppose, on
any beast of his size. 1t is no bigger
than a pinhole. and is just about an inch
behind his eyes. But small as it is, no
fish that swims the sea has sharper hear,
ing, and none will more quickly take
alarm at the slightest sound.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1892-09-17
COLLEGE M!.v AT A DISCOUNT.
Scmo Sensible Advice TO One OF Them
by Spinster.


by spinster.
He was a college bred youth. and after
graduation came the question of how lie
was to make his living. He had the
right stuff in him, though at first it was
pretty well hidden by the high opinion
he held of his own capacity.
a farmers son, with no Influential
friends to assist him in obtaining situ
atton, he found himself alone in Boston.
He presented himself at business offices,
wrote letters in answer to advertisements,
sought interviews with men prominent
in commercial and banking circles, but
was everywhere met with refusal At
last he began to grow despondent and to
wonder what a college education was
good for anyhow.
He now sought the advice of an old
maid sister, his senior by many years,
whose experiences in the world had made
her thoroughly practical. She ques-
toned him closely as to how he made APP
pllcation for position, how he a.,-
preached an employer, what he said of
himself, etc. When the young man had
answered, she said:
ITS just AS l supposed. John. You
didn't ask for place as an employe at
ali Your methoi is more like demand
ing that the employer turn over his Ell
tire business to you. You'll have to go
about the thing differently. Don't at
tach so much Importance to your college
requirements. Collegians, nowadays,
are as thick as hucklebe rries down east,
>f
mere song.
Don't say to man from whom you
expect situation: My dear sir, if there
is an existing vacancy in your establish
ment shall be glad to fill it, being as.
sured that my qualifications will enable
me to assume any position you may have
to offer Just believe that there are a
few things left which you don't know,
and make your application accordingly. :"
John was sensible, and saw the force
of his sisters remarks. His next reques t
for situation was couched in more mod
est terms than the others, and his col
lege training was not mentioned until
the very last part of the interview, when
it was drawn out by the employers own
questions
He got the situation after few days
without further trouble. That was sew
eral years ago, and to-day he holds a
much better position in the same estab-
liShment
Only the other day John repeated his
sisters advice to recent graduate from
his alma mater, at the same time relat-
ing his own experence.-Boston Herald.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1892-09-17

The hardest housekeeping in the world
is the housekeeping that people do for the
benefit of their neighbors. Half the
:roubles we have are caused by worry as
!" what people think. What difference
los it make what they think, anyway ::
No on" can live their own life and two
or three other p'oplr's lives beside.
What's the Use of setting up hnusek""p-
ing on the roof or on tn" outSide wall
:or the benefit of the uri .hhorS? Inu
would rightly be judged ins M if yot
suggested anything of tl." kind, and
.'at is practically what half The people
10 They can't do this hecau,c the
rpiglhnrs wuuI I talk. an they can't DO
ilat because the neighbors wnuA"J il
they could not afford 10 dn som"tIurg
use they may not sny it in - .n'.ny
MuGlS. lurt they m'an 1t, m il i = up'V
! ,r"at hi5 varuum in s',u' "f or IA.
Ut. : where ~ rrnl c"ur -" "'r: 3. tn ~.
!laII tine sting "f lnvrry ur ru'"'' m"ans
i, one wi u on,' NrrlS 40 we .e!I-
ives at i II Il r"r II ;r g. r. =.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1892-09-17
WONIAN'S WORK.

To wash and bake. to mend and make,
The weary steps of toll to take;
10 cook and scour. to dust and sweep.
nd all the house in order keep.
20 rise at morn and o'er and DER
DO duties done the day before.
And know that in to-morrow's train
The same things will come DER again;
And often to herself to say,
The old. old lines in weary way,
From dawn of day till setting sun,
Woman's work is never done"
To watch and pray, to gladly take
Loves crosses for loves crOMniug sake;
To love and grieve, to smile and weep,
Her deepest thought in silence keep.
To teach and lead. to hope and trust
Have trust betray yed-as woman must.
To gently chide, to cheer and bless,
And bear with patient tenderness
Her burdens all: nor shrink away.
But bravely look ahead and say,
From dawn of life to setting sun,
Woman's work is never done"
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1892-09-17
How the Gar bends.

The present Emperor of Russia, Alex
ander ILL.,, who came to the throne in
1881, is not supposed to be great man,
but is undoubtedly a man of ma k Il
personal characteristics. The author Of
The Sovereigns and Courts of Europe
says that whatever the Emperor may
think of his divine mission, nature Gu;
him out for a simple bourgeois. TO sre
him at his best, says the writer, one
must see him in the bosom of his family.
lie and his wife are never happier
than when they can leave the state cares
behind them, throw off the yoke of et-
quette, and live for their children at
tiatschina, at Peterhof, or, best of all, in
Denmark. in which country the Gar
unbends in manner never seen elsa.
where.
There is not so great a romp as he
among all his nephews and nicces. He
is master of all the childish revels. To
these princes and princesses the auto
crat of all the Russias is simply called
"Uncle Sasha, and cries of Uncle Sa
sha! Uncle Sasha!" resound all over the
place. A favorite pastime of his is to
stand amid the merry throng and chal-
lenge them to pull him down. They
never succeed, either separately or
unitedly. The Gar has wonderful
strength of muscle. He can bend 2
horseshoe by mere force of hand. Once
in Denmark, while a coniurer was show
ing his skill, the Car offered to producG
a specimen of his own abilities He took
pack of cards and tore them through
with the greatest ease.
At Gatschina he loves to go fishing
with harpoon by torchIi ;ht. Like Mr.,
Gladstone, he is fond of Telling trees
but, unlike that gentleman, he equally
enjoys saving them into lengths.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1892-09-17
JleK, NIL AND FEE ZEE.


Whtu>'c.l Epl,o,'r In th' Court-i!tp
"in rnir of NSst"rn~rs.
Some of the lrltrrs rec,jrrd Ivy the
President are very funny and some are
so witty that they command an answer
in spite of the yawning waste haskei,
This was the case with a letter from q
Young Western girl last week, who wrote
her streed i'll poetry and asked for some
thing that the President had worn for
patch In a crazy quilt to be sold at a
church fair. Her letter fell into the
hanGs of one of the young lades con-
nected with the White House and she
was so much amused by it that she got
necktie of the Presidents and sent it to
the girl. The letter is so clever that ]
give it verbatim 1t reads:
My dear Mr.. Harrison,
know it's shame
To bother you now,
Bat I'm not to blame
AT least not so much
For Jack is the one
Who first put me up
To the thing have done.
He told me last night
If I'd make for the fair
crazy patch guilt
And put in square
OF something that Harrison
Had Worn he would buy
The thing for himself,
No matter how high
The price might set.
And so, don't you see.
IF manage this plan
How nice it will be!
Jack gives neat sum,
Toward our fair for the poor,
Receiving instead
What he values much more.
And then when marry
Dear Jack, it is plain
III own both the quilt
And memento again.
Washington Letter in New York Herald.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1892-09-17
It Rrought tho An.Yer.

Among the stories Of extraordinary CO.
incidences, not the least curious is the
history of letter. A short time ago an
English lady wished to write to friend
in America whose address she did not
know. The only means she had of pro.
curing the address was to write to a mu.
tual friend, who also lived in America.
This she accordingly did, and the letter
was duly dispatched. The ship which
carried it was wrecked, and the mails
for a time lost. They were eventually
recovered and brought back to England
the letters, now much damaged by sea
water. being returned through the Deao
Letter Office to the senders. The letter
in question was sent back to the lady
who naturally examined it minutely. To
her surprise she found that another letter
had become stuck to it. Holding up the
two-fold missive to the light, she deci.
phered the address on the one which
stuck to her own. IL was letter ad.
dressed to the friend TO whom she
wished to write, and to discover whose
whereabouts her own letter had been dis
patched. Her letter thus literally brought
back it's own answer.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1892-09-17

Marriage is the strictest tie of perpetual
friendship; and there can be no frie d
ship without confidence, and no conf.
dence without integrity.-Dr Johnson.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1892-09-17

According to the census utlic we are
all worth 81 900 apiece. som" unr'as
enable people are calling ON Urclr sam
to settl" mp now and call it 81 r.r".-B 81
ton Globe.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1892-09-17

He who is false to present duty breaks
q thread in the loom and will find the
faw when he may have forgotten its
cause
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1892-09-17

Sweden is the most Protestant coun-
try, for out of population of 4,774, ,4Os
only $40 are Roman Catholics.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1892-09-17

If our whole time were spent in anus
wearisome than the hardest days work.
Frostburg mining journal. [volume] (Frostburg, Md.) 1871-1913, 1892-09-17

.han doing what you can do well, aud
Ioi"g we'll whatever yuu do.
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Cumberland and Pennsylvania
RAILROAD.
SCHEDULE.

*On theatre nights leave Cumberland at close
of performance.
All trains stop at Hays street station, Cum
bcrlaud.
Nos. /, ,, , and idaily except sunday. Nos.
and Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays only.
l.. NJ. HAMILTON,
July Superintendent. 3
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cages Wemisfeitem.
& | q II 5.

= Scr. 2obeiop, Der Seeretdr Der
Garnegie @eieai6aft, bat ertldrt, baB
bic Strifer nnr bann tpie6er aufgenonz
men tper6en piirben, tpenn lie bic 8ee
5ingungen, bic ibnen geftelt miirben,
riidbaltlos annebmen. 9obeiop beltd>
tigt bic @ei6i9te, baB am Sage bes
blutigen Gonf flictes Oetettibes nit ao=
bafs( (S6nellp Photographic =Mpparatet)
an Srt unb StelIe tparen, tpel9e pboz
tograpbii6e Iufnabmen gema6t baben,
Die In benz tpabrf9einli6 beporiteben=
ben pro3efe bermutblid cine groBe
Nole CUR Sbemtifi3irung Der 9aupt>
Mnfiibrer fpielen tperben.
- Mfit GROCER @rbitterung lpirb ber
&f Der itrifenben 8ergleute in ben
Wtinem INN Occur s. 9(Ieine, Sbabo,
fortgefiibrt. Ollie giienbabnbriidem
stpii9e1 Wtullone unb Wallaee finb in
bic 2uft geiprengt iporben. Sm Der
gfdbe pon Slb Miilion muB nit fur6ts
barer grbitterung gefdmpft iporben
fein. Sn elmer tiefen S6lu9t bat man
bort mebrere 2ei6en aufgetniipft ges
funben, benen Der 2eib aufgel6libt
mar. 10 baB bic Gingeiueibe berausbins
gen.
= General Stepbenion, Der bemoz
fratii6e 8ice prdlibentidaftss Gansi=
bat, bat fi6 gum @rsYrdlibenten Glepes
Lamb begeben, um nit bieiem gemeinz
lam bas offiaielle @omits aur leber>
bringing Der Nomination su empfangem.
Wie bic in Waibington er16eiz
nenbe Bof" als ii6er mittbeilt, iuirb
Der ST : Senator Spopner bon @iss
eonltn gum 8oriibenben hes republic
fanii6en yational &omit6s ernannt
tperben.
= Sas &eprdientantenbaus bat
ii6 gelueigert, bic Nmembements Ser
Senatoren Guap unb pfeffer aur
WeltausIteaungs 8eipiaigungs Bill
anaunebmen. @s ipirb bariiber nod
su iebr beftigen observation-disclosures
fommen.
: Ser bon Detroit, @ti6igan, aus
sebenbe grcuriiOns 0ampfer Sir"
nit $50 paiiagieren an 8orb, Der am
9lbenb beg Is. Suli in Gbieago eins
treffen iollte, iuirb permiBt. Sa befz
tige Stiirme auf bem Wai6igan See
geberrIdt baben, 1T man in 8e3ug auf
bas S9idlal bes S6iffes in groBer
Seiorgnib.
Nuslanb.
= Die groBen Werffdtten Der preus
BiI6cn Staats @iienbabuen in 8ress
lau wuroen bur6 6euer 3eritort. Ser
babur6 angerl6tete S9aben tpirb auf
2 Millionen Warf berani9lagt.
= @eril6tweiie perlautet, baB @raT
Wilbelm 8ismard, ber 9egierungsz
Prdlibent in 9annoper unb @raf Rans
3au, 8ismards @56miegeriobm, gegenz
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sss'a glese, T. woLFSoN

mdrtig @efan6ter in Dollanb, aus
benz Staatsbienfte aus3utreten beabz
li9tigen, ba ibnen Der Conflict bes @r=
Samplers nit Der &egierung bic amtIi=
DE Stellung alt elmer auBerorbentli1
f6pierigen ina9t.
= Sn 2iperpool befablen bic als
@afiirer unb 8u9balter Der groben
gaummoll Girma &eDnolbs & @ib=
ION angeitelten 9enrp Cunt unb Sobn
gDilion bas @ei6dft nm bic rielige
Summe BON $750,000. 8eibe befinz
ben ii6 in Saft.
= Sic 6iterreidil6e &egierumg bat
Is beutf9e Stubenten 8erbinbungem
in Wien amfgel6it unb als @rumb baz
fur angegeben, baB bieielben ben geieb=
ltben Beltimmungen entgegen politii1e
3mede berfolgten. Die poli3ei bat cine
Meage Bidder unb S6riftfiide, uel6e
ben Berbinbungen geb6rten, nit 8es
f6lag belegt. Ser Qaupt @rumb lit
6arin gu iu9en, baB bie @tubenten benz
Jtriten 8ismard bel ieiner neuli1en
Mnuefenbeit einen 10 begeiIterten gmz
pfang bereitet baben.
Die rgoifiibe 3eituus in Berlin
melbet unter Gorbebalt, baB ber &aiier
Jran3 Soiepb BON Seiterrei9 ii6 iebr
gefrellt baben iuiirbe, 8ismard 3u en,z
pfangen nnb bieiem bic Mubiena nur
auf gerlangen bes beuti6en 8oti6af=
ters @euB pertpeigerte. glls 8etpeis
bleier 9lngabe iuirb erpdbnt, baB bic
prtnseilim Stepbanie ii6 einen Sit bel
Der 5rauumg bes @rafen Serbrrt Bisz
mard nit Der @omteiie 9opos reierpirt
gebabt bdtte, aber gang plobli6 ibren
Slln gednbert babe unb bon Wien abb
gereift lei.
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9aabbeit famm mtbt aebetlt ,uersem

ourd locale Applieattonen, neil tie BEN frnns
fen SbeiI bes Sbres nidt erreihen fDnnen.
gs siebt nur einen Bes, Die Saubbeit su fu=
rirenL unb Der lit bur9 eonitituticneue Sell.
mittel. Taubbeit ipirb burd einen entslnbe.
ten 3uitanS Der i2Ieinisen IustleiOuns Der
@uitattiden 80bre peruriabt 8snn oiele
8pbre iit entsiineet, babt ibr cinen rumpeIns
ben Son obcr unpollfomnteneS @ebDr; umb
ipenn ite gang aeidlonen 1T, erfplst 5aubbeit,
nnb penn Die Gnt;inpuns nidt sebpben lnc
bieie HDbre tnieber in ibren seb6rigsn 3uitanb
periest iperben fam, ipirb bas @ebbr iiir ims
mer seritprt perben; neun SdGe unter ,ebu
itnb ourA &atarrb perurladt, weI6sr nid,ts
oIs Elm ent3lnbeter 3uitanS her fdleimisen
Sberfldhen lit.
@ir tpplIen einbunbert DeHars fir ieOen
(eurd 8atarrb peruriadten) SAL bon Saubs
belt geben, ZEN tpir ni6t burd Ginnebmen bon
Sal's &atarrb &ur beilsn fonnen 9abt Gnd
umipnt GirrnIare foinmen
8. S. @beneb& 60, 9plebo, ..
10 Serfauft bon 9(rptbefern Is Cts.
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Gnterlpue5ltfr Grmo.
MDman DON glntou Srbrn. b. Yerfall.
(Garsfebuny.)

,6eut no lab ids perbriefen = jest
gleid, penn's mollen, i6 bin'S latt
bis berauf, Die Setterei : unb i'd
mill II ttin1mer baben, ben perbammten
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@rmnSeisentbnms llebertrasumseu.

9lrel Wfeeri6eibt al GrnIt StebeS,
@runbitiid an 9urangoaStr. $500.
gllTreb Gonrdbs an Soiepb Steinel,
@runbitiid un Omaba StraBe. $500.
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Is @ts. fit cine Sda6tel bon 8ces
dams Nillem. Wertb elmer @uinee.
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slmbros beuste iid entiett iiber ibn.
Ste Stimme flang 10 lonoerbar, ain
@nbe bot i'm Der S6red get0btet.
Oob Die slngen @ottfrieos maren feit
anf. tim geri6tet, er atbmete regel'
maBig.
IS, 10 melt lit es no9 net, a iaste er,
in oem s(ntlie ieines Sobnes lelenS.
SD mein' immer, id bab' S'erlt nod a
ipiatiges @eidaft auf ber Welt."
gmbros l9li6 fid bebriidt aus ser
Stnbe. = Was mar Ser S6las in oas
@eii6t oamals sesen oieie Inter.
re6un9!
CSprtiebuus folst.)
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l1mter5cmg! ltnterseug!
Cine nod ME bagepene Brisberabebung un6 anber Inter
peeft pafenb nnb perfet gemad Weusin, Cambria &C.
Q1t ON Sir 9amen Sir Sfimher d. on
y ~ ZV Gort Gpbers. Sfirs I'll L(V|
0emDen. &obe. -
GentS. :;;:as S:; $;:;,r s:'ts s,:: Ge1t8.
@eiBe unb i6wars gelreie 5aaem.
O1t IN Sir 3amem STIR aimser D.. AL
y ~ 4V 0emoen. 2ange @lber. ,0u 4(II
-. Sttrs Surge &leibe. ~
f< rA%<9 llntereug. Sfirs HA..Lo
V(uIC. Gobe. untereug IN PIIIN
@prt GDper5 &obe. >0~~S~~*
S9ar5n, enaGe unb setrefte 2isl unb Gauae aaln
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V1euY ~erIeH nlen ntO9lt)sM NrtttelM
an sas % s puan gautt uarm yd&at
Sa s gt 1T NIT una gaaf snwaam
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Blpmfe gaiaest j,
8lpuje 9aiuett /!

BlDmfe Sailleu 8lpuje 2alem!
gSBe aatlen unb bnn geet s. Gents ST. $125 $50
$22 $275 Sben Sailen bab6 searbei, nit Sabo gun m
genom ragem unb Manen in mar unb 6eaau $4 Biz So
2See Saten fr Samen 80 Gents 81 unb $5 n 20 Sent Mn
pab BON neraeug W aus ben 3d. 80 um6 25 @nts Nmmen
uno bic fir 40 @ents uniern 65 60 un so Gents Numme
Ru Ii Oettt4.
Cine &ie gbudten NRu0 @ gebrudn WonKelne 3uei aineu
martn gonsee ine Site auma Sbe 9es nb aa Goio
anpanoe 9gaaen ue aberaa a nnb Is Gents ab beu
ben; mir berfaufen fe nur am attpod gu II Gents.
Sua1 S1Drbe! Snndb 66rbe!
131 9uBnb 2un0rbe @ri, gut gema boen Gaz
on fur nu 5 Gents aonn grObe 20 Cents gaaonen
groB 70 eents papr&0rbe ab 8ub r0Be 20 Cent? Dies M
auBer ra elmer Der been 8organ bic mir mas angebOtn
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Ole
W0aentli9e Greie Treie fit Sera|
eri1eint
ie0en Qouneraa9
unb foffet
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g Wnnafe In Vorauebesablunn.
The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1892-03-11
Talk W.. Practical Facts.

One of the things dairymen in To-
cality where the dairy industry is just
becoming noticeable need to avoid is
rushing into the manufacturing of
butter and cheese before there is sui
ficient material to work. and so col
lapse the enterprise by simply a lack
of material to work with. The Prairie
Farmer, of Chicago says that in ILL
nois alone there are 800 creameries
standing idle. from the. fact that they
were built in advance of their needs
and then says further. that the greater
share of these creameries were erected
through the booming" talk of 'un-
scrupulous agents for creamery firms.
who by spurious talk and palaver, in
duce subscription for starting cream
cries in VIGOROUSLY unsuitable local
tiles" Then the enterprise CD fails
for want of material to work
with. and what is worse these
agents get about twice as much as
the outfit is worth to start with. and
the result IS that the dairy interest
gets a set back that will take years to
The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1892-03-11
Up With the Times.

1t was at an Old Orchard hotel last
summer. A friend of mine, whom I
shall call Smith, had enjoyed himself
immensely and was just starting for
the clerks desk to get fresh tooth
pick when he was accosted by u man
of modest bearing. who inquiries:
Excuse me- SIR but what was the
name of that last dance you went
through-that schottische. 1 mean?'
OH replied Smith, that? That
was gavotte.'
"A gavotte Something new?'
'Oh, not very new"
Would you just as soon step into
the waiting room and show me how to.
do it?'
Smith, who is good-natured man.
complied and quickly unraveled the
snarls of the gavotte while the other
caught on" as rapidly as possible.
When the lesson was finished the
stranger thanked Smith saying:
Pm very much obliged to you sir;
I'm teacher of dancing in Portland
and want TO keep up to the times
Boston Globe.