New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-02-21
THE TALK OF THE DAY


with consumption As the family lived four miles
from the undertaken and pastor and as the roads
were badly blocked with snow, the husband when
called TO the village business on Tuesday decided
thoughtful man to save an extra journey In that
bitter weather by engaging the minister and under
,otcr nj once and appointing the funeral for Friday.
In some way, Wednesday, the sick woman heard
OF this and arousng herself from her supposed dying
condition declared: "There'll be no funeral In this
house this weeklo The funeral accordingly post
poned 1t took place last Friday, forty years after
It was originally SET The husband Is stu hvinS
at the age Of eighty.
There are people in the church who hurt the cause
Vi P Who make the most noise at church
tainnent are generally very quiet during revival.
There are people who claim to love the LORD VINO
would apologize to the devil II they thought they
were in his way. 49,. IT,, oo,r,os ho,,evas that
there ought to nell, no matter whether ne Dc
eves in the Bible or not. ~. l., a.. ,o,r ANN &,
the kind that bowls and growls because thers
is no pudding on wash day: ,.,o,,. oon,,,o,,.n,
A woman will anything without complalfaha
while VIII begin 70 baclslde whenever lev, 9, N,
cooking goes wrong but wheh IL co h 70 on,non
that can no more held in check than you can put
mlttens on a andslde-(Ram's Horn.
How many people coming to Florida asks Tho
Union" know anything about the great fresh
water spring in the Atlantic Ocean! This great
natural wonder covers of about two acres. is
from the shore, and about ten miles from ST. Augustine
South. The spring is defined by the silver cleaning
white caps trying to force themselves over the power
t,l boiling spring.
4 Friend Indeed.-The me chant kind hearted
man and when the tramp struck him FOR Il quarter lie
was disposed to let him have 1t.
What you going 10 do with II ~ ne asked 1t q
To be perfectly frank with you. SIR" responded
the applicant I'm going TO get something to drink
But my good fellow" argued the benevolent man.
| twenty-five cents Will get more than one drink
Won't ten cents be enough"
The tramp hesjtated.
II suppose il would sir. but yo, see I've got three
thing for %e to be i0 oIH IN the lap Of luxury when
they're got thirst 'em that can bear sirz'n at
this very moment. "-(Detrolt Free Press
Says the Rev. Julius II. Ward in "The New-England
Magazine: The way in which Phillips Brooks began
TO preach the Gospel is unique that the story muss
be told in full. Two or three miles from the hill in
Virginia on which the Alexandria seminary stands Is
little hamlet called sharon, composed OF poor whites
and negroes. which Of the classmates undertook TO
work up II task in which he needed help, and
Brooks reluctantly consented 10 60. After he had
been his heart was interested. and he was ready
to go again Here he preached his first sermon and
began the work Of ministerlng TO human souls. Tho
Of the little mission stirred up opposition, which
was headed by a Northern man who bad become an
lnfde and delighted to express his opinions TO few
followers. These appeared determined TO break up
Of their purpose sunday he denounced the whole
in terms Of scathng rcbukc. which his classmate
still remembers as the most searching and sarcastic
speech that lie ever heard. Little he may have
occasion ii. Phillips Brooks IS effective ard
powerful master OF invccve Theodore Parker
was, and the effect OF his speech upon this little
munity destroy the opposition and to bring all
but of the hostile persons aud that not the
leader. TO baptism ard conirnation.7
Worth Keepng.-Father of Family-Madam. what
docs this mean our daughter Is alone in the parlor
70 right down and kick the fellow out.
Mother (quietlyl-she came up about half an hour
Hun What III in 'e cca p did She want them for,
She said she was going 10 help him clip coupons
so he can't get away '|strect & smiths Good News.
The conductor of Boston streetcar the other day
tried to explain a lady that his wouldn't taae
her where she wished 90, but the he explained
tho madden she grew. You see, maam this Is n
car" at last remarked the conductor IN the tone
Of man who feels that he is acknowledging hims,H
to b. decp-dyed criminal Gross town fudge"
sconfully the lady in Boston hanteuT,
conductor, likely" and she got threat
enlng TO report him 10 the company.
Circumvcntlng The Plutocracy.-From "The PUNK.
willie Bugle' The ~ &. and q. b. road has refused
10 renew our annual pass, but We intend running
prize competition In the columns 81 The Bngie for
the most popular conductor on the aforesaid road.
II Is safe 10 presume that the Il. X. boys who want
their votes published VIII not treat us with undue
severity indianapolis Journal.
"The Boston Transcript prints fearful and won.
derful poem, addressed to Padcrewsk. one stanza
goes this way:
Play the song OF the unclaimed goal,
OF the lance that hath never been hurled,
Pay the Jcnc saSQuU ~ the soul,
In this everyday. workaday world,
For Il gl0rhed, harmonized WHOLE
Paderewsld!
Paddy apparently compiled with this request b.
fore the next stanza written the author pro-
ceods to ask "What you giving US ~ In the fol-
lowing metrical style:
Is ii music or seawnd and skiesi
An artist, plus pedal and keyboard,
Or the dance OF the breakeTs-thc cries
or seagulls on some desolate seaboart1
Is II sea mist or tears IN my eyes,
Padc;ewshf
The poem is entitled Encore Paderewsk.' Bus
we don't think III. pianist will feel like returning the
compliment and saying, Encore, Poet!'
Uncle James-wei. Bobby, are you gaining any
prizes ut school nowadays
Iolby,N0. sir; the other fellows get them all.
thrie Jnnes-Hut you'll keep trying. OF coursct
BoDbN-Whats the use7 The other fellows keep on
trying, too.-(Broollyn Life.
Rev Charles H. spurSeon of London will be Of especial
interest now while many items regarding him are
being published The sunday following the birth Of
his twin sons Thomas and Charles his first public
appearance after that Interesting family event. and
visible smile was observed throughout the congrcga-
ton as he rcverelly read the following lines OF the
opening hymn:
Not more than Others deserve.
fet God has given me more'
ONE op ,FM