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The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-11-10

About the middle Of the afternoon Regis
trar Brown said be had just sent force of
deputies TO take possession Of the polling
booth In the Thirteenth Precinct CT the
Iwenty-ninth Assembly District.
The complaint had been made that all
hands there were drunk and that the tickets
were in danger OF being DESTROYED.
1t was while the Registrar was telling
this to one or the reporters that friend Of
his began TO rate the Election Commissioners
roundly for the character of the men they
appointed as election officers.
liz one OF the Commissioners had been in
hearing he would have heard some very
uncomplimentary remarks one of which /
noted particularly. 1t was to the effect
that in every case where gentle man and
hoodlum contested for the same place the
commissioners invariably decided for the
hoodlum.
don't know how true this charge is. but.
as heard condemnation the cable-car re-
mark AS came down Market street, This
election has proved one thing
1T is that the people of this city have no
use for three men-Martin Kelly, Phil
Crimmins and Mike de Young"
don't know much about politics. beinp
q woman, but / guess this Is true.
4 remember that Mr.. Blaine said once
that every election proved one thing, defn-
itely and beyond all doubt. If that is SO.
then guess this election hes proved that
DE Young is not wanted as United States
Senator. IMOGENE DoDD
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PHILIP KENNEDY & CO,
Southwest Corner OIL Market and Filth Streets

You walk through. If it suits you best.
I've got little biZness ter see TO at Nav
vile; so III jist go CD tLan an tend to il,
an then take the stage over the turnpike.
III try to be there before you do"
You'll have to make mighty good time.
Buck. eff ye do
So Sheriff and prisoner started for Frank
fort, each taking separate route On the
Way through the hills Lyles killed several
deer and arrived at Frankfort before the
Sheriff got there.
He reported at once to Governor Clark
When the latter entered the waiting-room
Lyles rose and extended his hand.
BE you Governor Clark ?"
II am. sir; What can do for you?"
Put me in the penitentiary" was the
lacODic reply.
''Pu: you in the psnitentiary ?" exclaimed
the be ~, executive. What 90 you
mean 2"
"Jlst what said wuz tried in Lewis
Wuz tried fer it and the Judge sentenced
me. Amt Sheriff Parker never showed up
yet?"
mo. sir; l know nothing about you
case. I've no authority to put yon 10 the
penltentiary Where Is the Sheriff."
Why" returned the astOnished Lyles.
"haln't he never cum? He started the same
time did, an az | walked through. an he
took the stage, I'd think he orter be here.
L m kinder uneasy erbout him."
While they were discussing, and the old
Governor was pulling over the strange
case, the Sheriff came in.
The two friends leaped toward one an
other with unnatural EXPLANATIONS OF de-
light
After they had shaken hands warmly the
Sherf, who knew the Governor well, intro
duced the prisoner as one of the best
hearted men in Eastern Kentucky"
well, now" spoke the Governor. LETS
understand this business. Was this man
sentenced TO the penitentiary for mayhem ?"
No" returned the Sheriff, mot for Nav
hens-it was for bitin' piece outen the in
want ter tell We, Governor, there never was
better man than LarkIn Lyles, an | want
ter say furder that Ed Campbell is a heap
sight better lookin' man than he was before
dis llp was heap too thick, Governor, an
Larkin Jist trimmed ii down to about the
right size"
Well" returned Governor Clark, laugh
Ing, isn't this rather strange conduct in an
oincer leaving man sentenced to the peni-
Tertiary to come alone? Did you know Won
were responsible for him?'
"Sartinly, Governor, / kDowed all that.
L knowed llst what / wuZ dom. If Won
knowed LaTkin az well az | do You wouldn't
a-been afeard ter trust him. either hope
you'H pardon me, Governor. for this little
irregularity."
Yes. will" returned Governor CLARK.
and III pardon him. too. You can both
go home"
SO ends this account of the most cele-
brated criminal case OF this section. The
truth of it can be substantiated by the
records of the Lewis County Circuit Court.
and by men of the highest veracity, who.
though old, still retain vivid remembrance
OF this remarkable case
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Into tho Blue EN- pyrsan.

Algernon was whispering low 10 the girl
in the gaudy glimmer of lace and tulle.
She had bent her lovely swanlike neck TO
catch his words. unanimously they
foated outward and fell upon the
pearly pink-white ear. as crystal drops
music sleeping there. "You are so much 10
me-" he said. sin all the dozen
years since my heart responsive grew to
woman's sweet soicitude there has been
none whose fingers spaDned the octave of my
soul and wrought the manly harmonies DOR
mant there into living theme. No face but
yours has brought to me the face of angels,
fair and pure, beyond the skies that bend
above the earth, far. far removed from all
lie sordld thoughts, its groveling cares. its
motiveless materialism. In you concern
trated, all MY dreams are realized, my hopes
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He SCOUTS THE CHARGE.
Pedro Napales EmphaticalIy Denies
Story of Blackmau.

Pedro Napales EmphaticalIy Denies q
Story of Blackmau.
Pedro Napales, a Portuguese. las seri-
Gus charge against Mrs. Maria j. Franco
pending in the courts.
He says that Mrs. Franco has been prac-
ticing medicine without a license and in
directly was the cause of certain fatalities
by malpractice. He has made affidavit to
that effect.
Napales states that he was induced TO
take this action through grief at the death
of one Antonio Machado Mendonca. who
was attended by Mrs. Franco as dOctress.
de claims that he does not seek any fnan-
elai benefit through his action.
As result of the warrant for Mrs
francois arrest. Napales was yesterday
himself arrested on charge brought by the
lady OF extortlng money from her on the
I'd inst.
Napales. in his affidavit, explains the cir
cumstances of his meeting Mrs. Franco on
November 2, on the corner Of Clay and
Drumm streets, when he merely assured
himself that she did not intend leaving the
city.
Mrs. Franco lives at the Lisbon House on
Drumm street, ard its proprietor, John Car
dose. is very indignant about the charge
brought against his guest.
Napales. who was released Immediately
on bail, says he has personally been careful
that no ndignities should be put upon Mrs.
Fra neo IN her arrest.
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USEFUL EYES.
Every Bee Is Supplied With Two varIe-
ties OF Optics.


Parsons Weekly
Every bee has two kinds of eyes-the two
large compound ones, looking like hemis-
pheres, on either side, and the three simple
ones which crown the top OF the head
Each compound eve is composed OF $500
facets is TO say, an object is reflected
$500 times on its surface. Every one Of
these facets is the base OF an inverted
hexagonal pyramid, whose apex is fitted to
the head. Each pyramid may be termed an
eye, for each has its own iris and optic
nerve.
How these insects manage this marvellous
number OF eyes is not yet known. They
are immovable, but mobility is unnecessary
because the range Of vision afforded by the
position aud the number of the facets.
They have no lids, but are protected from
DUST and injury by rows of hairs growing
along the lines at the junction of the facets.
Ihe simple eyes are supposed to have been
given the bee to enable il 10 see above its
head when intent upon gathering honey
from the cups Of flowers,
A bee flies much In the same way as a
pigeon-that Is TO say, 1t first taxes an
upward spiral flight into the air, and then
darts straight for the object in view. Now
an experimenter on insect nature covered q
bees simple eyes with paint and sent 1t
into the air; Instead OF darting straight off
alter Ilsing, 1t continued 10 ascend. APP
parently, then, these ewes are used in some
measure 10 direct the flight.
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'@oHuoh AckcSIhDu.
The Chinese Cabinet at Whitehall Yard
Is also replete with objects OF interest,
while among the naval curios is the tin box
found In the body Of shark, the story of
which has been graphically narrated by
the late Mr. John limbs in his 'Curiosities
oil London. A ship bound for the West
Indies fell in with and chased suspicious
looking craft. having the appearance of a
SLAYER. During the pursuit something was
thrown overheard from the chased vessel,
which, being captured, was taken into
Fort Royal to be adiudicated upon as a
SLAYER. The ships papers were not forth
coming and the vessel was in fair way to
escape condemnation, when a ship came
into port which had caught a shark. in the
stomach OF which voraciOus monster was a
III Dox containing The missing papers, and
these clearly showed that the captured Graf t
was engaged In the slave trade.
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A MEMORABLE DISASTER.
Proceedings Against tho Owners of
City of Chester Dismissed.

City OF Chester Dismissed.
In the United States District Court yester-
day Judge Morrow dismissed the complaint
Of Eliza Smith and Others against the Pacific
Coast Steamship Company. This action
disposes Of several suits brought by heirs
and administrators OF persons drowned by
the collision In the bay ia August. 1888. be-
tween the steamers City of Chester and
Oceanic. The first named steamer was on
her way to Eureka. She sank and only two
boats valued al about SIS were saved from
the wreck. Un0er the law the liability of
owners of vessels is limited to the value of
the property saved. The City of Chester
had been chartered By the Pacific Coast
Steamship Company. The cause of action
remains SO far as the owners OF the Oceanic
are concerned. the Occidental and Orien tai
Steamship COMPANY.
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BENSON'S DEFENSE OPENS.
Inc Trial for Conspiracy In the Unite
States Circuit Court

The trial OF the Benson conspIrators was
resumed yesterday morning before Judge
Gilbert in the United States Circuit Court,
Alter ex-United States Marshal Franks
had testified to the facts connected with the
capture OF Benson In Copenhagen and his
extradition, the prosecution rested
for Inc defense number of settlers and
surveyors were called. Their testimony re-
lated mainly TO the identification of stakss
AMI posts, and TO description of township
witnesses called during the afternoon were :.
Frank Lacy, ). +. Taylor. c. O. Capel A
W. Won Schmidt, Jacob Luflar. F. A
Grothe, II. L. Shackley, Robinson Gin hons
V. A. Elder and +. A. Braden,
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ROYAL MAIL STEAM PACKET co.

CLEANERS LEAVE ASPIN ALL k2sa
- forinightly for the West Indies and 1907
Southampton, calling en- route at Cherhoury
France. ana Plymouth to land passengers.
Through Hills OF Eading in connection with the
Pacific Mail SIS Co. issued for freight aud treasure
TO direct ports In Eng and Germany.
Through tickets from San Francisco 10 Plymouth,
Cherbourg. Southampton. First-ciaSS, 1913; third
class, $97 90. For further particulars apply 60
tt PARkOTr 4 CO.. Agents. 500 California 81
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to full fru,ion come. my dearest wishes
made my own" Slowly she LIED that lalr.
sweet face until her soft, blue eyes 'aoEed
into his. Then she laid her little hand upO.1
his arm. "Algernon," she murmured. won't
you please come off the roof" And as AL
gernOn clambered down he recalled the fact
that he had tackled Chicago girl.
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Hard to Raise.

Mrs. Flutter-I hear the dealers are going
to raise the price on sealskin sacques this
winter.
Mrs. Sllmpurse-I hope they'll be more
successful than | am. I've been trying TO
raise the price of one for the past three
years.-Binghamton Republican.
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Mandy-Now. Josiah, here is another Of
your blunders; got the wrong sort of tea.
Josiah-Phat was il you wanted?
Mandy-I told you jest as plain as l could
ct / wanted the 5-o'clock tea ct you read
about folks havin' all tho time in town.
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FOR PORTLAND &ASTOalA, OREGON.

THE UNION PACIFIC SYSTEM a~a
L Ocean Division-and PACIFIC COAST N134
STEAMSHIP COMPANY will dispatch from Spear
street wharf at 10 NJ for the above ports one OF
their Al iron steamships, viz;
STATE OF CALIFURNIA-Sept 20, Oct g. 90
Nov. ], g. 25, Dec. z, l9. 81
CoLUMRIA-oct4 4, To- 2s, Nov. 9, 81. Dec 8, Is, 81.
OREGON-Sept 80, Oct. IL, "a, Nov. 5, IT. 29,
Dec IL. %.
Connecting via Portland with the Union Pacific
and other divergng lines Tor all points In Oregon.
Washington, British Columbia, Alaska. Idaho,
Montana, Dakota, Utah, Wyoming, Yellowstone
Park and all points east and south and to Europe.
Fare TO Portland-Cabin, SIG; Storage. IS; round
trip, cabin. $50.
Ticket orices-l Montgomery street and Palace
Hotel, New Montgomery street.
freig office, 200 California street.
0OODALL. PERKINS 4 Co, Supt. Ocean Line.
1tf 10 Market street. San Francisco.
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COMpAGNlE GENERaLE

IRA N ATL A TIQUE
French Line to Havre.
CoMPANY'S PIER (NEw), AZ NORTH Se~n
- River, foot or Morton st. Travellers by $500
this line avoid both transit by English railway and
the discomfort OF crossing the channel 10 q small
boat
LA BRETAGNE, Capt. Collier.
.............,....S Saturday. y oy 18th, 9 100 A. ~
LA BOURGOGNE, Capt Leboeuf .............
Saturday, Nov. 19, s 100 A. NJ
LA CHAMP ACNE Capt Boyer ..............
............,...... Saturday, Nov. 26th. 1880 A. NJ
LA GASC0GNE, SanteliL. Observation-Disclosures.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Saturday. Dee. Sd, 80 A. N
Es- For further particulars apply to
A. FORGET, Agent.
No. Bowling Green New York.
FUGAzI d CO., Agents. Montgomery ave.
San Francisco
Rranch ONCE 10 Montoomerv strese anal ~
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A BottIe-Washer Injured.

Frank Rorder, bottle-washer at the
New Western Hotel. while cleaning some
bottles met with painful accident yester-
day. One of the bottles burst and a piece
oil glass struck his forearm, inflicting q
severe wound several inches in length.
Several OF the muscles and the Tadiai
nerve were cut by the glass.
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GUnARD Line.

New York to Liverpool. via oueenstown.
from Pier 40. North River
] Ash EAI kEsS NAL sERViue
servia Oct. 20, IL 100 AM Servia Nov26 10 100 AM
umbria. Now 5, 8 80 AM Unibria, Dec g. 3 100 Az
Aurania, Nov ~, Noon Aurania, Dec. 10, 10 AM
EtfurIa Nov ~, 80 AN Etruria Dec. II. 100 PM
Cabin passage. $50 and upward; second cabin
$50. steerage tickets to and from all parts OF
Europe at very low rates For freight aud passage
apply al company s fiee,4 Bowling Green, NewYork
FERNoN H. BROWN & Co, General Agents
Good accommodation can always be secured On
Application TO WILLIAMS, DIM0ND & CO..
W. luIhSa Agents, san Erancisco
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PACIFIC COAST STEAMSHIP GO.

nISPATCH STEAMERS FROM SAN 6rsae
IL Francisco for ports in Alaska A, NJ. SlsSEs3
September and October 8, u.
For British Columbia and Puget Sound ports
Oct 6. H. 10. 81 20. 81, Nov and Dec. 8, 10, To-
20, 20 30.
For Eureka, Humboldt Bay. Wednesdays, 9 A. NJ.
For Santa Ana, Los Angeles and all way ports
every fourth and fifth day. A
For San Diego, stopping only at Los Angeles
Santa Barbara and San Luis Obispo, every fourth
and Eth day ut IL A. NJ.
For ports in Mexico, first OF each month.
Ticket Ofice-Palace Hotel New Montgomeryst.
G0ODALL. PERKINS & Co, General Agents.
II 10 Market ST. san francisco
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OCEANIC STEAMSHIP COMPANY.

THE SPLENDID 3O00-TON STEAMERS Aga
of this line. carrying United states. ssazssszsX
Hawaiian and Colonjcl mails. sail from Foisom'st
harf as under;
FOR HONOLULU. AUCKLAND AND SYDNEY
SIS MARIPoSA SUNDAY Nov. IS, at e. "
FOR HONui4t LII ONLY,
SIS AUSTRALIA, WEDN ESDAY, Nov. % at . p VI.
For freight and passage apply at ONCE 327 Mar
ket street J. u. SPRECkELS q bRUS. CO..
26u General Agents
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NORTH GERMAN LLOYD s. S. CO.

sFhEE. IA Ed. LAHN, TRAVE, SAALE.
ALLER, ELDER, EMS, wERRA FULDA
ELBE, KAISER WILHELM H.
New York, Southampton. Bremen The fast ex-
press steamers OF this company sail every rU ES-
DAY aud SATURDAY. landing passengers in
southampton in IA days less from New y DIRK.
These steamers celebrated for their speed and
the comfort afforded passengers.
ROBERT CAPELLE, Gen Agent for Pacific Coast
IFS Montgomery ST.. under Occidental Hotel. San
Francisco ta7 lV THU
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You need not be afraid OF the twinge OF rheun
tism when you have Salvation OIL.
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Five-O'clock Ten.

WHY suffer with asthma when the famous Or.
Bulls Cough Syrup will cure your
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1.-THE Espania Waltz"

The "Espania Waltz" will be played in
park to-day for the first time here. The
rest of the programme is as follows:
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-11-10

Sick Headaehes BeecLam's Pills win relieve
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A saloon in good locality. Owners
must leave city on account OF IA health.
mo reasonable offer refused.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-08-06
YHJM. ri. MONTGOMERY,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
WEST WING COURTHOUSE, SALEM, VA.
STOOI< RAISING.
The Most Profitable Business for the PEG
pie of Tazewell County.

The Most Profitable Business for the Peo-
pie of Tazewel County.
George W. Moss, OF the firm of Moss
e Crockett, of Burks Garden, in Taze-
we'll county. the largest and most ex-
tensive cattle and sheep dealers in
Southwest Virginia, passed through the
city yesterday with four carloads Of
very fine sheep Ell route to Jersey City,
where he expects to sell them. In con-
yersation with TINES reporter
Mr.. Moss said: $50 far this season we
have already shipped about five thou
sand lambs to the Northern markets.
Good stock has brought us good price,
while it has been hard to sell an infer.
ior quality at any price We have not
as yet shipped any cattle, but will be-
gin about the first of September We
have about three thousand head OF cat
tie that were raised by us on our farms,
besides the number that VIC buy every
year to ship.
This season has been very good with
ais. and the cattle are the best have
ever seen in the twenty two years that
I have been dealing in stock. Stock
raising is decidedly the best and most
RIou oaoio ciHPioyueHt tue peOple Oh
Tazewell county and Southwest Vir-
GINA can engage in. Our soil produces
the finest blue grass almost in the world,
and is only excelled by the famous blue
grass region of Kentucky, and nothing
except stock raising would pay u.s.
! though the crops are unusually pood.
"ihis year the yield OF oats will be al
least one-fourth more than the average
rrop, while the corn is the finest have
.Eaen for ten years"
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..Hov 4 Envy You. !.

Il hate being alone" said Ethel. ms
che sat convcrsing with Chollie; II like
company"
Indeed" said Chollie, removing his
cane knob from his mouth to enable
himself to talk. "You surpwise me. 1
never feel bored when I'm alone. am
satisfied with my own society"
"Ihen you arc more easily pleased
than anybody ever met" she said.
"How 1 envy you!'-N. Y. Press.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-08-06

ONE Of the ding and popular pianos
of to-day is the beautiful Lester. 1t
has rich, sym pathetic tone. with a
light and correc. touch, and is one OF
the most durable pianos made. All
styles and in all kinds of plain and fancy
woods in stock at the Hobbie Music
Company, 1877 Salem avenue.
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Accuracy.

81 am glad to. become acquainted
with you, Mrs Montooth," said the
lady, somewhat embarrassed, to the
neighbor who had called on her for the
first time. "IIow is Mr.. Montooth and
how are the little Misses Monteethr'-
Chicago Tribune.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-08-06

NTAIR MATTRESSES-WE MANU-
IL facture all kinds of mattresses for
sale, wholesale and retail. Hair mat
tresses re-made speciality. Practical
workmen employed, work warranted,
prices low. Orders by mail promptly at
tended. Will buy clean shncks and straw.
J. B. RICHARDSON & SON, Alabama
IT., Salem Va. P. o. box 326. 35 1y.
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4 Problem.

Morrison, who is now about five
years of age, asked his father: Poppy,
s'pose you had been born rabbit,
would you've stayed home and played
with me, or gone to business every day
just the same?" - Harper's Young
People
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-08-06
IIO BurlIoti.

Smith-Thnt cough will get you into
trouble if You don't get rid of it.
Joncs-TIow so?
Smith-You bark SO much the police
will arrest you for not having dog IL
ccnse.-Texas Siftings.
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BUSINESS WAGONS

OF all kinds. Furniture Was2nsi
Plumbers and Timers Wagons, Heavy
Drays, etc. Place your orders with US
and we will guarantee satisfaction. You
can saving money by buying at homo.
Patronize home industries. We are
yours for business,
SALEM CARRIAGE CO., SALEM, VA.
q 30
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-08-06
a Sports1nan's Para1lise.

Johnson-Been away on your vaca-
ton?
Jacllson-Yes; went down to Metioc-
skenecasis, in Maine. Lots of fishing
and that sort of thing, you know.
That's the kind! Any game?"
"You bctl Poker every night in the
week and all Sunday Texas Siftings.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-08-06
ShOrtsightedness,

TO WASTE your monev on vile, dirty,
watery mixtures, pounded by mex
perienced persons, when you have the
opportunity of testing Otto's Cure free
of charge. Why will YOU continue to
;rritate your throat and lsngs with that
terrible hacking cough when Christian
~ Barbee will furnish u free sample
bottle OF this great guaranteed RENE dy?
dold bottle of Oito's Cure TO the light
and observe Its boAuliiul golden color
and thick heavy Syrup. Largest pack
ages and purest 400 Is. Large bottle sue.
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Not Enough to Hurt.

First Boarder-I wonder what makes
this strawberry short cake so heavy.
Second Boardcr-Don't know, but it
Isn't the weight of the strawberries on
top, nnyhow.-N. Y. Weekly.
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Used to 1t.

Lord Shadycove-Of course T can
never be very intimate with your father,
he being in trade, but he will not be
surprised to find me with some insular
prejudiccs, will he?
Miss Manhattan-Oh, no. Nothing
foolish or ill-bred that you can do will
surprise him.-Life.
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4 Chance for Him.

Mr.. Saphead (confidentiaIly) = And
you really think I may be able to win
your sister?
Susic-I guess so. Since I got my
growth 1 am taller than she is, and
now she's got to marry or wear my old
dreSSeS.-GOOd News
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An Adventurer. Prohah,v

Mrs Van JcnlSyns-I see Mrs Hoe
tong is going to have king Lear" ut
her next private theatricals.
Mrs. Newrich (mad with envy)-Is
she, the affected thing2 Do you know,
don't believe he's q real king ct all,-
Chicago News.
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Thankfully Accepted,

@1rttHrNtuk1y ztCCePLCUs
Blake producing cigar case)-Havc
one, old man?
Sohmer-What are they?
B..-Eh? Cigars
S.'-Thanks-thought they might be
those things you've been smoking
Jury.