davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-03-19
poughkecpsle. March IL, ls02.
ERROR OF TIE ADVOCATES OF FREE WOOL.


To the Editor Of Tho Tribuhc'
Sir: In the report Of Ir. Montgomery speech
an the Wool bll in The Tribune. today, 1t Is said
4 comparison OF the prices current In the markets a.
London and In this country for the last twenty n'e
wears he said showed that the price Of uhpro
,oc,ed vrool I'm the London market had varied less
than half cent from the price Of the protected WOOL
sold I'm New York. Philadelphia aud boston, Does
not This provc too much for Mr. Montgomerys side oil
tbe controversy! The advocates OF the Free WOOL
brl claim that putting wool on tie Tree list "o"'u
reduce tbe cost OF that article to manufacturers vi
roolIeu goods: but II Mr.. Montgomerys statement Is
corrcc, tLe reduction would be- only ehaI cent
uound IL seems 10 b. conceded 10y Mr Montgomery
that during the last twenty-five years the protccuve
tartF has not Increased the cost Of wool 10 consumers
nrnrecoLIy That tariff has undoubte1ly slmulhtc1
he PRODUCTION Of wool In this country why shou.n
n bn changed This Is another ll'is ration OF tc
faIlocy Of the Democratic doctrine that the cost Oh an
article TO the Is increased by thc amount OF
the duty on the article H. H. p"Ni'N'
New-l York, March IL, lSO2
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-03-19
SAMUEL. FREEMAN MILLER.

Tuca. n Y. March 15.-Samuel Freeman Miller.
member OF the XXXvIIIth and XLIVth Congresses.
died at his home in Norts Franklin Delaware County,
on Wednesday night.
Mr.. Miller born at Franklin. n. Y. on May "a,
1897 and was graduated Hamilton College IN 1852.
He studied law at the Hamilton College Law School
and was admitted to the bar in 1853 He did not
practise law, but engaged in business as farmer and
umberman. lie was member OF the Legislature in
1854 lie was elected to the XXXvIIIth Congress In
1862 rs a Republican. lie was a member Of the Con-
stitutiOnal Convention In 1867 and was Collector Of
Internal Revenue from 500 1873. In 1874 he was
elected 20 the XLINth Congress.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-03-19

Library Fund The Alumnae Library is placed In the
college building At Lexngon.ave and Sixynnthst, and
contains over 1000 volumes Five hundred OF the coese
girls will sing tonight and the Columbia College Manoohn
Club vii, pay. Miss Alyina Friend and Emil Fiseher
Will aid tho students also.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-03-19
GEORGE HANER.

Troy n. Y. March ls.-George Haner wcll.known
among horsemen throughout country died this morn
ing at his homo IN Merose His death WA the result
Of an accident which occurred about nve weeks ago. when
he was thrown from his wagon driving and sustained
an injury 10 his head which affected his brin Mr..
Ianer vas the proprietor Of the Merose stock arm and
owned about sixty fine horses Among the horses which
he hal Melrose, Rose Ftkins Olivia Forest
King and Vulcan He also handled tho famous cam.
palencr T. r. =. Mr. IIaner had served - member OF
the Board OF Supervisors.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-03-19
AMERICAN WEATHER. REPORTS HELP EUROPE

London March 1s.-At meeting held here by the
United Service Institution Robert Henry scott scic
tary Of the Meteorological Council. throngh whrc
efforts the daily weather forecasts appear In the news
,.nars read a paper on "Atlanuc storms lie
strangely emphasized the importance OF the American
meteorological reports warning England Of coming DIS
tnrbances With the help Of these reports. he said
the progress OF storms eastward can he Gauscd nc
cr,tely the observations from 'he Pacific coast ana
Other points in the western part Of the ned States
nrovnc OF immense caluc to Great Britain
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-03-19
TIE REV. EDWARD !. McCABE.

dispatch received yesterday TO the eject that
the Rev Edwari McCabe pastor OF the Church OF the
Visitation Neronast Brooklyn. died on Thursday, Oh
board steamer bound Jacksonville Fla. whittier he
WAS going for his health Father McCabc forty
years old He was an assistant az the Church Of St
Vincent de Paul several years until made pastor Of
the Visitation Church. lie also editor Of 1.-THE
Catholic Youth" and well known as a public
speaker "a we'll a preacher and parish priest When
he left Brooslyn suffering from illness r.
sultlng from All attack OF the grip.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-03-19

T,mcs rv n dodge or escape the logic Of the stua-
ton II will no remembered what a wildness Of
hisr,tv n.rvaded "Thc Times' Office the night OF
the election Of the last Democratic incumbent of the
chair Of Washington In every window was displayed
the rsihe stirring picture Of the Good story wen
Tho angh s now on the other side of the street ana
The Tribure" mi. ht Appropriately display copies
NJ tho same with the legend that the whirlgg OF tc
ETC and that he lnuchs best who laughs mSt y
Tempon! u NOres - - !"
N,w.york NurCh !, lSo2
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-03-19

seen In worth's and Felix's atelicrs over IN fsns:
Each Chicago mionairess has hung banner OF
wealth. as II were her fpont windows, ana the eHscv
on ordinary mortals who pass BY Is overpowenns ~.
nothing could be more suggestive Oh Interior su"p"
uosity than these lace decorations.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-03-19

A. Finh Avenue ART Galleries
38s oTH.AvE., NEAR 34TH-Sr.
EXECUTORS SALE
THE
ROBERT l.. CUTTING
COLLECTION OF PAINTINGS.
INCLUDING CHOICE EXAMPLES or
Achcnbach, A., Jacque'
Achenbach, o., Maofalo'
Alvarez L. Max,
Rer,ud McssonIcr J. L. T.,
Berne- Bellecour, Rico,
Bodini. Stevens, A.,
Bonheur, A., Stewart, J. L.,
Bouguereau, Tsso
Clays, TIoyon,
Corot Van Marcke,
DaubIgnv c. r. Vibert
pe,aiie. villegss,
DAT, Volon'
Dupre j., Wiuen-s,
Fersuny ZanAco.s,
Fromontin, Elem.
NOW ON EXHIBITION
At THE
FIFTH AVENUE ART GALLERIES.
WILL BE SOLD BY AUCTION
WITHOUT RESERVE.
BY ORDER OF THE EXECUTORS.
ROBERT L. CUTTING and WALTER CUTTING,
AT
CHICKERING HALL,
Shave, cor. lssh-st.,
TUESDAY EVENING, MARCH 22D.
AT O'CLOCK.
Mr.. S. p. AVERY, JR, will assist the management
ROBERT soMERvILLE. Auctoneer.
oRTGIES CO.. Managers.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-03-19
THE KAISER NOT IN FINANCIAL DIFFICULTY.

THE KAISER NOT IN FINANCIAL DfFIt'bi J.
Berlin, March 1s.-The North German "aaette
say. It Is authorized TO declare that the published r,
ports Of the financial troubles Of the Crown and te
story that the Crown intends TO raise loan OF 4oooo
600 marks are pure inventions. The paper also &c
carcs auhortatively that the reports that ~ Is te
intention Of the Government TO Increase the ci' hS'
and 10 procure funds for the renovation OF the schoN
nv feans of a lottery utterly without truth.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-03-19

c. T. ". % out Of 40; J. w. Gerard, IT, n. Y. T. w.
81 out OF 49, aud q. Bothner p A. c.. 90 out Of 40
The final bouts in all three clssses-fos dueling
swords and ssbrcs-wll fenced Tuesday evening
at p. m. at the Berkeley Lyceum.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-03-19
y,vy DEATHS FROM YELLOW FEVER IL RIO

London, March ia dispatch I" lie hines
from BuenOs Ayrcs says tha tt'c government Is neg
Letting 10 take the proper sanitary precautions to pre-
want an outbreak Of yellow fever. 4 dispatch from
Rt, Janciro aays that during the last foright 'hefc
were 775 deaths from yellow fever there The crews
Of twenty three steamers have been attacked by the
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-03-19
CHEERS FOR TIE ISDIANA'S CAPTAIN.

Iunu March 19.-The enthusiasm caused mere ny
a.. ocen, Of the princely gift 10 the Russian famine
surcrcrs sent by Americans shows no sign OF aoa'c
mcn,: though the Indiana. The steamer that brought
tbc -four and provisions, was discharged ycs'eruay
and much Of the cargo Is now on It's way 10 ,he
famine stricken provinces. The employees III LILO
arsenal here 20 the number OF 2'ooo chhr'creu ~
as and today they went out 10 the place
herc the Indiana IS lying at anchor for the purpose
~ erecting Captain sargent The steamers WcIe
1a, 1Sa,ed with flags and bunting, and when thcy
reach@d the Indiana steam whistles shrlcked; ana e
ncopIe shouted and chcered for tho captain thc Che"
states and everything American
The following contributions TO the Russian kehef
Fund were received by The Tribune yesterday len
dollars each from a. G. d." Wv. BE- >. anu IL. anu
uc ~ s Ko: rs each from IF. b." and
r. christensen, and 81 from Mr.. ana MIS- NJ H.
Wright.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-03-19
.,,. "a, NUN, ,rvryGrs THAT TINE BRINGS.

TO the Editor Of The Tribnne
Sir The telling editorial in the issue OF The Tribune
.t,s do,, headed Better Time to Act d" disclosed
tbe wild and frantic antics of 1.-The Newfork Times"
Ia sccure a footing on the untcnabe ground Of the
Mucwumpery slough II Is frshnui 10 see the
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-03-19
w.,,rRs ASK THE MAYOR TO HELP THEM

A committee OF the Water Union called az the CITY
Hall yesterday to ask the MAYORS AID III breaking Up
.r.r NV which li1uorde,ers who pretend 10 have IN
With certain nlls and dinners oner TO
.uppy places u those walters VINO patronize the rum
Of these influential dealers In the Mayors absence
secretary Holly sad that he would bring the case 10 MI
Grants notice.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-03-19
DIR. A. *. WATKINS

Albany y. Y, March IS-Dr A. D. Watkins. assistant
secretary Of the state Regents and welknown
educator died this morning
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-03-19
POINT LACE WINDOW CURTAINSi

From The Boston Herald.
The limit In extravagant window curtains has been
reached by the mo stepped danes OF Chicago, who
GRO using moi 4 lace aounces for that prasew0rthy
Inject boston woman who was sojourning IN the
worlds Fair city recently says its ace-deckcd win
dows remind her Of those wedding gown models to be
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-03-19

For breaking up a cold use DR.. d. Jaynes Ex'
pectomnt which subdues the Inflammation ana heais
the soreness relieving throat and lungs. ..
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-03-19
tAFTAIN III r0''' N
New York. March /.

THE CONTRACT FOR BTILDING TIE MoNllph.
To the Editor Of T he TIL n n c.
Sir. May ! ask this correction In your oOi'EirS
rotce Of the Hon John +. Ninslow IN todays issue
The contract for building the Monitor was not gwen
to Corning, Wnsow 4 Co., but 10 Winslow, Grswo'u'
CAPTAIN Ericsson and Bushnell, Mr.. Corning had no
MACE I'm the contracting papers, copies OF Wh'h
hold Mr. Winslow positively assured me oi '"'s'
and g., authorized me. la the production OF papers
,toi 7 h,vc unfinished under his Immediate super
,lsion The contracting parties we're the non JOIN JOIN
= Winsow the lion. John \: GrlSwOld ,nplsn.
rr,csenn and Mr. G.. y. Bushnell, MeSsrs. Griswnid
and Wlnslow assuming the financial responsibility
Mr. Wnslow was strong Republican, ana was twice
o. pr.c,-,dentiol FIcctor I'm 1901 and I'm 1883. -
ric''"''' FRANCIS Il. WHEELER.
pouChlecn.le March IL, 1eD2.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-03-19

Providence, X. l., March 1s.-Prcsident Andrews OF
Brown University who has received iatterhg oner
from DR. Harper to Join the faculty OF the giiuAc
department OF Chicago University, says 'la' ITO ms o
vet given an answer Will not do so for some t'nc.
49,, that he will not leave home In any case INSIDE Oh
wear or two lie nmates that he Will not go al
all IL SUFFICIENT money is raised for the cxecn1h 81 aYs
p n,ss iG IN memorial requesting him 10 remain
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-03-19

Wonderful Results follow the use OF Pso's Cure fes
Consumption. Coughs quickly yield. All druggists. 2se'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-03-19

Pby.ic ans are always quick to recognize good @ng'
They reside IN the locations ana use the pes, oa
They therefore use and recommend Ncholsons LiQuia
Hand
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-03-19
GEORGE WILLIAM PETTIs.

Boston March ls.-Gcor2e william Pettis. the famous
authority American whist. died suddenly Of heart dis
ease at his home, IN Brookline. today
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-03-19
FOR KEEPING DISORDERLY HOUSES,
THREE WOMEN ARRESTED ny INSPECTOR
BYRNEs'S MEMS DIR. PARKHURST
HFUIND TIIISl

Three women were arrested By Sergeant Armstrong
and another detective from Inspector Byrness stan
last night on the charge of keeping dsorderly houses
As the arrests were made by from Police Head
quarters and because the houses In question were in
different precincts It thought that the appcaranc
Of Dr. Parkhurst before the Grand Jury might have
had something to do with the affair. The women were
Elizabeth Eu>ts No. 1873 West Third-st Fannie Adams
Nh "a East Twenty seventh and Jennie Leisut No.
40 West Thid-st They were taken to the Mercer
: treet Police station and were locked up.
II was impossible TO find out last night, either at
the pollcc station or Police Headquarters
Nhnt stirred the Central ONCE authorities TO make
fh, arrest IL is an extremely rare thing for In
sncctor Byrrcs's men 10 do work OF this kind.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-03-19
Previous TO Removal


Nay !,
DODD. MEAD G. COMPANY
Will offer their entire Standard and Miscellaneous
Books at prices Will Insure its sale They offer in
Standard many tempting bargains, among which the
following.
THACKERAY'S WORKS, English Library Edition. -
volumes, $40; reduced from S45.00 70 $500.
GROTE's GREECE 10 volumes, svo, tree calf; N'
duced from 500. 90 ~ 10000.
CHARLES KINGSLEYS NOVELS AND POEMS
Evertley Edition. Is volumes half crushed levant norocco
reduced from SIS 90 70 $500.
IRvlNG'S WORKS, Hudson Edition. q volumes. half
calf; reduced from 800 90 $500. ONE SET ONLY
LEFT The same IN CLOTH reduced from eo0o to s270 90.
oooPEEs WORKS. lcmO hal. calf; reduced to ses.e5.
ROBERT BRowNING's WORKS. Riverside Edition.
reduced from slI rs to s7.SS.
DODD, MEAD 6 COMPANY,
753 and 755 Broadway. New.York.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-03-19

FOE IHE NORMAL COLLEGE ALUMNAB LBkAhf.
The Normal College students will give concert IN
C>nene Mu,s Hall this evening in AID Of tho Aiunlnso
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-03-19
EstublisIicd 1S3S

Established 1873
MRS McELRATH'S HOMEMADE PRESERVED
BRANDED CANNED AND SPICED FRUITS AND
PURE RED CURRANT JELLY A SPECIALITY.
Everythia pot up In glass and kept until iau EV
prtces references &c, address Mrs. SARAH b. McELS
kATH 800 Degraw.st.. Brooklyn. n. Y.
Easfon's Soc. Turkish Bath,
344 BROOME-ST..
HAS REVERTED TO ITS FORMER OWNER.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-03-19
Gueeiai Notices.
EXECUTORS SALE.

FInh Avenue Art Galleries.
38s 6TH.AvE., NEAR 34TH-ST.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-07-20
NYE LiTHlA SPRINGS,
WYTHEVILLE. VA.

w 4 II Il IlIITI, Il,
Elevation, 1850 feet above sea level
moan temperature, SO degrees. Entire
freedom from all MALARIAL. and febrilt
diseases.
Both Lithia and Chalyboate Springs,
acknowledged to be the finest in the
United States for purity and strength.
Many certificates Of cure OF diseases OF
stomach, Indigestion, Bright's disease
diabetes, RHEUMATISM, gravel, dropsy,
nervousness, insomnia, etc. Fine
hotel accommodations. NYE LYTHIA
SPRINGS co, Wythoville, Va. Waters
on draught at Christian & Barbee's
drugstore, Roanoke. SIS tn, th&su, 3m
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-07-20
ROCKL.EDCE

HOTEL AND OBSERVATORY, on
the summit on Mill Mountain, 216 miles
from, 900 feet above, N. and w. station
at Roanoke, Va Tho FINEST SUM.
MER RESORT in Virginia. Grand and
extensive neutrality-suspicious. porches
neatly furnished rooms, beautifully laid
out grounds.
The observatory commands view Of
the surrounding country for many milos
including the Peaks of Otter. Guests
of the hotel admitted to the observatory
free. Board by tho day, week or month
Good stabling. Special menus to
parties.
E. A. LEWIS, Manager.
p. o. Box 166, Roanoke, Va. s 90 I'm
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-07-20

up he saw that the mountain man had
again stopped at the gate.
Look here" Steve yelled, now under
very little restraint, Thought l told
you to go on away from hereI'
You did tell me, and did 60 away,
but that didn't keep me from comm
back again have been to nearly
every place in this. town, and nobody
don't seem to want bar, and the fact
has begun to crawl into my mind that
the bar market down here is pretty
dull Down yonder jest now the
thought struck mo that arter all you
mout want real bar, and as am
.willin' to help you out with yo wants,
i will let you have this one for ten dol
lars"
Steve went out to the gate. He put
his elbows on a wheel of the wagon,
land. looking hard at the mountain man,
said:
II have been very kind to you"
II haven't made that diskivery, but
III you have been kind to me I'm much
lobleeged.
! II have been kind to you. and now I
want to tell you what I'm goin' to do;
I'm goin' to maui you"
And he did maui him. He snatched
the mountain man out of the wagon
and wallowed him in the road. And
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-07-20

during the performance the bear sat in
the wagon and looked on with an indif-
ference complete in every detail. The
mountain man climbed back to his seat
as soon as Steve granted him that priv
ilege, and. gathering up the hickory,
said: After all reckon you know yo'
own mind best-don't reckon you really
do want to buy bar. Good-by, sahi''
Evening came and strangers who had
heard that desperate man would
wrestle with ferocious bear, gathered
at the place of encounter.
time has come for ! to show you what
white man can dol All my folks were
bar fighters, and 81 far as heard from
not one of them vas ever whipped
Some hunters hav{ just brought in q
monstrous bar fry down In the bot
toms, and nll that want to see me fight
him just pay twenty-five cents and
come ahead"
number of men paid their money
and followed him into the back lot.
Those who were acquainted with the
,indolent habits Of the bear said nothing,
partly through fear of mourning the
enmity of Old Steve, but mainly to fos-
ter n laugh at the expense of the gull
lible ''tenderfeet"
Stew conducted the spectators to the
tree where the bear was chained The
brown of evening, making mystery of
the huge black mass of animal life and
hiding the patches on his coat, pro-
claimed him q savage monster.
Gentlemen" said Steve, ''befo' go
into this here fight want to tell you
that don't deserve no sympathy, for L
have brought it on myself Here goes. e"
He made lunge ut the bear. The
monster threw himself in an upright
position against the tree and caught
Steve in his arms. For moment there
was silence. and then loud yell split
the stiffness of the deepening twilight.
The bear boxed Steve, he Rugged him
time and again and then appeared to
be biting him.
"Take him awayi he's killing mew
the gladiator cried. Two men scizd I
Steve's legs and drew him beyond tt ,
bears reach, and the monster-nnd ii
deed he was one now stretched ii
chain in his efforts to renew the G
,gagemcnt Steve was taken into til
house. He was covered with blood, and
it was evident that number of his ribs
were broken.
"Have you anything to say?" some
one asked. ut mhy be probable that
you can't talk after awhile"
"All I've got to say is this" Steve
groaned. II wish hadn't got SO inter.
mate with that blamed bar"
Several men went out with lantern
to look at the victor They found
nothing but chain under the tree, but
down farther in a fence corner they
found q worn and fea-bitten bea1
asleep Had they continued their
search, however. they might have
found down the road mountain man
helping his bear into wagon; and
they might possibly have learned that
the mountain man, for purposes pc.
culiarly his own, had liberated the lazy
bruin and had temporarily chained his
own bear to the tree.-N. Y. Advertiser.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-07-20
A Desperate Man.

Whangdoodle Baxter, looking like the
picture of despair, called ut the office of
DIR. Perkins Soonover.
"You are not looking we'll to-day,
Whangdoodle."
II nint feeling we'll Use de mos
misuble niggah in dc hull state of
Texas"
What seems to be the matterp~
"Foah dc last eight days I'se had SIGH
pains all ober my body dat Use sourcd
on dis world; want to get out of it, so
tole my ole woman dis mornin' dat
was gwinter come to you, no matter wat
happened. Use jess desperate, is."-
TeXas Siftings.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-07-20

"A father was very much ANNOYED
by tho foolish questions Of his little
son. Johnny, you are u source of
great annoyance to me-" whats the
matter. PAP" "You ask so many fool
ish questions WASN'T O big donkey
when l was of your age" mo. papa,
but you've grown heap since. TEX
as Siftings.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-07-20
A Prescription That win Suit.

Doctor, l don't know what to de
with my boy He doesn't seem to be
sick, and he isn't lazy, but he ucts kind
o dazcd and queer, as if he had wheels
in his head"
That's exactly his trouble, sir He
has bicycle on the brain. Get him one
Chicago Tribune.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-07-20
SUMMER RESORTS.
OCEAN VIEW HOTEL,

POCKBRIDGE ALUM SPRINGS, VA. EN-.
LIZ dorsed by the Medical Society OF Virginia
as well ms other high medical authorities In the
United States and Europe, are now open.
Rates according to location or rooms and
length OF stay. Special rates for the season. Ca.
pacity 1,250.
Railroad through to Springs. Pamphlets to be
had by addressing GEORGE L. PEYTON
G1S1m
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-07-20

didn't talk that way when you went
down on your knees and begged me,
Win tears in your eyes, to marry you. ;
a man naturally gets tired of being re.
minded of his folly, but woman never
gets tired OF reminding him, and that
Is what makes lsneeling proposal a
peculiarly unpleasant rcminiscence."-
ST. Louis Globe Democrat.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-07-20
The Cause.

Strawber-I suppose you will be sur
prised to hear that my engagement is
broken off?
+ GEOGRAPHICALLY! Why, great Scott,
old man, it was only yesterday that l
sawyou out shopping with your fiancee.
Strawber (sadly)-I know it. That's
what broke it Off-ClOak Review.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-07-20
Aivices from a Crusty Benedict.

IA lover" said nm old married man,
"should never go down on his knees to
propose to his sweetheart, for if She
should happen to accept and he should
marry her. she will remind him of it
fifty times n week. Whenever there is
the slightest difference, or when he
gives her the least cross word, she fires
up in m instant and tells him: You
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-07-20
An EXPLANATION.
Life.

GLOW do you come to sell your red
wine cheaper than your white wine?"
asked customer of the new waiter at a
Broadway restaurant.
Just look at that color. Do you sup
pose we get that for nothing? Do you
think chemicals and logwood and such
don't cost moncy?' replied the waiter.
Texas Strings
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-07-20
What seems to he the matter2's
a Crank,

Treebag-Did Joblots leave any last
request2
Humplate-Yes; he wanted the fu-
neral procession to drive around by the
way of the ball grounds.-Jury.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-07-20
In the Course of tho spat.

Mr.. Littlcton-Well, it takes two to
make n quarrel, so III shut up.
Mrs. Littleton-Just like you you
mean, miserable man! You'll just sit
there and think ugly things!-Puck.