The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1892-07-27
All Sorts of Paragraphs.

All Sorts Of Paragraphs.
"A prayer in its simplest definition is
merely wish turned heavenward.
- Poo2 persons are supplied with
spectacles, free CT charge, by Boston
society.
1t is calculated that since the begin.
ming of time the world has had sixty-six
quadrillions of inhabitants. X
One of the attractions of the forth.
coming Chicago exhibition is to be 9 py.
ramid of 400 pianos connected by cleo
tricity and manipulated by one woman.
-"Papa," asked Johnny squilding,
"what is mesnt by boiling candidate 2"
"Well, Johnny, when people can't swal-
low a candidate they bolt him. That's
ALL"
OF the 100000 women working at
100 different trades in New York City,
$4,000 support their husbands. No
doubt the same ratio exists in other large
cities.
=" Tommy" said an anxious mother
to her boy, "your uncle will be here to
dinner to day, and you must have your
face washed. "Yes, ma, bat 's'posen he
don't come. What then? 2" r
- Statistics show that mere money is
spent in the United States for eggs tkan
for flour. Farmers want to look after
their poultry and improve it by getting,
the best stock.
Little Bob-I know what makes Mr..
Nicefellow's mustache 80 stiff. It's muci-
lage. Mamma-Nonsense. Little Bob,
Yes, it is. He kissed sister in the hall
and they could hardly get uustuck.
"A pin which an aged Missouri wo.
man swallowed forty.fve years ago was
lately removed from one of her legs. 1t
had a brass head originally, which it had
lost in its anatomical travels.
"A Church in the town of Berlin,
Norway, is built entirely of paper. 1t
can seat 1000 people in comfort, and has
been rendered waterproof by solution
of quicklime, curdled milk and white of
eggs.
During severe storm in Richmond,
Va, on the 10th inst, lightning struck q
house on Nicholson street, just outside of
the corporate limits, killing a man nam
ed Dale Emerson, his wife and three
children.
-Dr. Hutchinson recommends for the
treatment of bleeding at the nose the
plungipg of the feet and hands q the
patient in water as hot as can be borne.
He says that the most rebellious cases
have never resisted this mode of treat
ment.
-"Of course it hurts, JOSIAH" said
Mrs. Chugwater, as she applied the lini-
ment and rubbed it in vigorously.
"Rheumatis always hurts. You must grin
and bear it. "I'm willing to bear it, Sa-
mautha," groaned MIR. Chugwater, "but
darn me if Pm going to grin"
A sorry condition: "Times is gittin'
harder an harder on the dsservin'
poor" he said, when the barkeeper invi.
ted him not to interest himself in the
crackers and cheese. "No free silver, no
free trade, no free lunch and no no.
thin"
A beer saloon on wheels is the latest
story from Portland, Maine. A hack
stands by the curb, as if waiting for
passenger. A man gets in, and the hack
starts on trip around the block. The
occupant lifts the front seat, finds bot
tie and a glass, takes a drink, ;,r{pts the
money in the box and closes thr trsp.
When the vehicle gets back at the start
ing point the man gets out, and the hack
waits for another customer.
- Missouri boasts Of man who car
ries in his tror j. pocket buckeye
plucked from rec l9 years old, on
Friday night VII IN he saw the moon over
his shoulder. In another pocket he had
luck stone taken from. cross-eyed
perch's head while the tide was out, while
about his neck he wears tho left hind foot
of rabbit killed in graveyard in the
dark of the moon.
= Mr.. Johnson---They tell me, parson,
you are intending to 60 away for a few
weeks this summer? Parson Limberlip-
Dat's ercordin' ter de presen' prognance,
yas, sir! Igwine hab de fust furlow dat
I done .j'y in de las lebben year. You
don't tell me! Then you must feel, in
deed, as if your brain needed rest. Not
'zactly, sab Yo' see, 1 hain't fshiatin'
wid dat sorter congregation dat 'quires
any brain intment. All dey wants am
Just plain, ol'.fashioned revival zortiA.'
Dat don't 'quire dat de paraon 60 way
ter res his brain-oh, no, sab, Ijus gwine
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