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Better Than a $1.OO Bottle of
Blood Purifier

DIR. w. Ii. Evans, the leading druggist
OF Sanford, Florida, says: 81 always feel
safe i'll recommending st. Patrick's Pills.
sell more OF them than any other pills /
carry in stock" There are none better,
and one dose of them will often do more
good than dollar bottle of any blood
purifier in the market. For sale by Sig
gins & Foues, druggists.
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made for its dissolution, which was refused
and the Injunction continued. An appeal
was taken to the Supreme Court, whicn
This week dismissed the appeal. This de-
cision enioins Prof. G. to keep hands off,
and If he wages war i'm the future it will
be at distance. The whole contest has
resulted in what threatens to cripple the
school for long time to come. Franklin
News.
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Fair Warning.

l will prosecute to the full extent of
the law all violations of the act to
protect song birds and birds of
plumage on or about the premises
occupied by me. Boys and others who
have been making it practice Of late
to disturb birds nests cn these prem.
ises are hereby fairly warned.
ID. S. KNOX.
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ID. S. KNOX.

Farmers wishing to purchase a
Mower should remember that the
Champion is the best and strongest
Mower made. A boy can raise the
cutter bar without leaving his seat, or
throwing it out of gear, as it runs as
we'll with bar up as when down. As
it has a short pitman there is no
danger Of breaking or bending by
running over low stumps or grubs. If
you want the best buy the Champion of
X. c. HEATH, Starr, Pa. 2t.
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Church and Sabbath school.

Presbyterian Sabbath School at 9:45 a..
M; M. Il. Sabbath School at 1000 a. m.
Preaching in M. Il. Church every Sab
bath evening by Rev. Rumberger.
Preaching in the f. NJ. Church every
Sabbath evening at the usual hour. Rev.
A. 4. Sager, Pastor.
Services in the Presbyterian Church
every sabbath morning and evening,
Rev. j. V. McAninch officiating.
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THE FOREST REPUBLICAN,.
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 8, 1892.
BOROUGH OFFICERS.

BuIgeSS.-C. X. Davis.
CouHclLp,e',- Patrick Joyce, w. A, Grove.
w. A: Hilands, s. II. Haslet, A. II. Dale
Joseph Morgan.
Justices Of the PeGcc-J. +. Proper, S.
j. Setley.
ConstGble-S. s. Garfield.
CoLtector--J. w. Landers.
School Directors--G. w. Robinson. A .
Is; Kelly, =. L. Davis, d. s. Knox, d.
w. Clark, j. 4. Brennan.
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L AWRENCE HOUSE, TioDesta, Pa,
II Leonard Agnew, Proprietor. This
house is centrally located. Everything
new and well furnished. Super ior Ac-
ehmmodations and strict attention given
o. guests. Vegetables and Fruits OF all
Kinds served in their season. Sample
room for Commercial Agents.
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DILL. EMERT,
FANCY BOOT & SHOEMAKER

Shop in Reck building next to Smear
oaugh \ Co.'s store. Is prepared to do all
Kinds of custom work from the finest 10
the coarsest and guarantees his work to
give perfect satisfaction. PROMPT atten-
tion given 10 mending, and prices as rea-
sonable as first class work can be done for
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MAR RIED.

HUNTER-NELLIS-In Tionesta, June
4, 1892, by Rev. J. V. McAninch, Mr..
Alex. ii. Hunter OF Nebraska, and Miss
Lucy Nellis, of Tionesta, Pa.
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BUSINESS DIRECTORY.

ming in A. o. U. w. Hall, Proper Il Doutt
block.
JIG. SCOwDEN, Pros.
J. J. LANDERS, X. s.
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I W. MORROW. NJ. D.,
nlTVNTET a or

J' PHYSICIAN Il SURGEON,
Late of Armstrong county, having located
In Tionesta is prepared to attend all pro-
tessionat calls promptly and at all hours.
oihce a1d residence two doors north of
Lawrence House. Office honrs 7 to A.
NJ, aud II 10 II NJ; TO 3 and 81 to n p.
NJ. Sundays, o to 10 A. NJ; 2 to and ct
to u p. NJ. may-IS-sl.
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ID NJ. CLARK,
ATTORNEY-AT.LAW
and DISTRICT ATTORNEY,
Ohice corner of Elm and Bridge Streets,
Tionesta, Pa.
Also agent for number of reliable Fire
Insurance Companies,
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<NENTRAL HOUSE, Tionesta. Pa.
q. G. Browneil. Proprietor. This is a
ew house, and has just been fitted up for
he accommodation of the public. A por-
con "f the patronage of the public is solic-
itCd. 46-Iv
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NOTES.

Relief funds were rendered the
stricken cities before it was aked, and
the generosity displayed is truly
touching. A subscription paper was
put in circulation here yesterday and
received very generous contributions.
The firm Of Dingman & Dale lost
about 5000 ties which we're moored in
the eddy at Oil City.
The river was very high in Tionesta,
but did no damage worth mentioning.
A rumor is current that a house, in
which were three children, on the
banks of Brokenstraw creek, at Ir.
vineton, was washed into the river and
the children drowned. The rumor is
not confirmed.
Mr.. j. Bingenheimer, who had been
stopping in Tionesta for the past two
weeks, met with an awful loss. Upon
hearing of the food he made his way
TO lltusVIlle quickly as possible on
Sunday morning. On arrival be found
his house burned to the waters edge,
his wife and eight children all lost.
One daughter escaped by being at a
neighbOr's on higher ground.
Mr., H. D. Dougherty, who was
burned to a crisp in the Oil City holo.
caust, was an uncle of Mrs. L. Fulton
of this place. He leaves a wife, son,
and three daughters.
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EOREST HOTEL, West Hickory, Pa,
Jacob Bender, Proprietor. This hotel
has butrecently been completed, is nicely
furnished throughout, and offers the finest
and most comfortable accommodations to
guests and the travelling public. Rates
reasonable,
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~ +. RITCHFY,
i. Alto NEY-AT-LAW,
Tionesla, Forest County Pa.
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BOARD of EXAMINING SURGEONS
ID for Forest County.
a. T.. Stonecipher NJ. D., PRESIDENT; ].
w. Morrow M. D., Secretary J. b. Sggins
NJ. D., Treasurer. The Board will meet
IN Dr. Morrows Office, 1ionesta, on the
Third Wednesday of each month, at 10
oclock, a. m.
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I B. SIGGINS, NJ. D.,
- Physician, Surgeon Il Druggist,
TION ESTA PA
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MUSICAL CoLLEGE.-The Summer
Term opens August 1st, in Vocal and
Instrumental Music. For catalogues
address Henry B. Meyer, Freeburg, Pa
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II l.. DAVIS.
lIs ATTORNEY-AT-LA
Tionesta, Pa.
Collections made in this and adjoining
counties.
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MAY, PARK & CO.,
I1 BANKERS
Corner of Elm IL Walnut Sts., Tionesta
Pa, Bank of Discount and De posit. In
terest allowed on Time Deposits. Collec-
tions made on all the Principal points OF
the u. 5. Collections solicited.
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nR. +. II. MASON,
~ PHYSICIAN Il SURGEON,
TIONESTA, PA.
Office on Elm Street. Calls attended TO
promptly day aud night.
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T. Il. BIBLE,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAw,
Dilice in Kepler Block, Room 0, Tionesta,
Pa.
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For bargains in Furniture 90 to
5. ii, Haslet & Sons cheap furniture
store. If
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I;WREST LODGE, No. 1874, A. o. u. W.,
I Meets every Friday evening in A. o. u.
w. Hall, Proper 4 Doutt block, Tionesta.
w. =. WALTERS, NJ. w.
l.. J. HOPKINS, Recorder.
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JAS. Z. BRENNAN.
REAL ESTATE,
RENTING AND COLLECTING
AGENCY,
TION BSTA, PA.

PARTICULAR ATTENTION GIVEN TO
AND THE PAYMENT OF TAXES. ALSO
TO THE PURCHASE AND SALE OF
REAI. ESTATE, AND TO THE RENTING
AND MANAGEMENT OF THE SAME
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CAPT. GEORGE STOW CORPS, No.
- 1877, w. II. c., meets first and third
Wednesday evening of each month, in A.
O. u. w. hall, Proper e Doutt block, Tio-
ncsta, Pa.
Mrs. C. C. RUMBERGER, Pres't.
Mrs. ANNA PROPER, Sec'y.
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of what has already been written.
We present to those of our readers
who have not had access TO the daily
papers, a supplement giving a graphic
account of Oil Clty's calamity with
many details, as well as much concern.
ing the condition of things at Titus.
vile.
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Itch, Mango, and Scratches on human
or ANIMALS cured in 80 minutes by Wool
ford Sanitary Lotion. This never fails.
Sold by Proper n DOutt, Druggists, Tin-
ne-ta, Pa. nov, i9.Gfn
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CAPT. GEORGE STOW POST,
~ No. 274, G. A, r.
M eets on the first Wednesday in each
month, in Odd Fellows Hall, Tionesta, Pa.
J. b. EDEN, Commander.
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pimcuIt census raklng.

1t appears that the Dominion census
is not complete yet. The figures from
the northern part of British Columbia
were sent ito Ottawa but the other day,
and the Peace and Mackenzie sections
will not be heard from till June next.
The, work of enumeration in these far
off districts Is very laborious and entails
a lot of travelling. In taking the census
of the Cassiar and Stickeen river Sec
tions of British. Columbia the enume-
rator had to go to Alaska and travel in
land to the Eahadian border.
He found the natives in state of al
most primitive barbarism and entirely
unenlightened as to Christianity. A few
Chinese had settled upon claims, but
were making very little progress. In
numbers these people will not add very
much to the figures already given, and
they will add less to the sum of our ag-
gregate wealth. h.-Toronto Mail
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why he shaved or His whisker.

-
The Rev. T. De Witt Talnage has at
length cleared up a painful Brooklyn
mystery by telling reporter why he
shaved off his whiskers. There was
vague suspicion that Dr. Talmage had
acted from some religious conviction,
but such. he frankly explains, is not the
case.
DIR. Talmage shaved off his whiskers
solely in the cause of art. He had an
idea that he would look better clean
shayen than, with whiskers, and, that
was the whole secret of the mystery
He also explained why he grew whiskers
originally. He was so very thin when
young, he said, that he grew beard in
order to help him cast shadow. He
at that time considered it necessary to
cast shadow.
DIR. Tal1nage is not so thin now. He
can cast shadow now without the aid
of whiskers. So, having accomplished
its sole purpose in life. the beard had to
go. DR.. Talmage did not shave to make
himself look younger. He thinks that
such artifces are in vain and that no
one is deceived.
DR.. Talmage shaves himself every
morning except Sundays. His Sunday
shaving he does on Saturday night. He
has number of good razors, and he
says that good razor will sharpen itself
if let alone for few days.-New York
Herald
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LOCAL BRKvITIEs.

M. NJ. Glavey of Kingsley, was in
town last night.
Mr.. and Mrs. Willard Vanderpool of
Dufur, are in the city.
Messrs. H. T. Johnston and NJ. ]. An
derson of Dufur, are in the city.
Hon. F. P. Mays came up from Port
land yesterday and will reeurn home to-
night.
J. H. Mosier of Mosier, an Eastern
Oregon pioneer of 1853, was in town
today.
Geo. H. Thompson, ex7county clerk Of
Wasco county, now resident of Airing
ton, is in the city.
A comet without tail is coming. So
the dispatches say. 1t must be heading
square for this terrestrial globe.
Contractors will please notice the ad-
vertisement today of the building COM
mittee of the First Congregational
church.
]. T. Delk of Hood River is again in
trouble. He was brought up to The
Dalles yesterday charged with selling
liquor without license and was placed
under bonds to appear before the grand
jury. =
H. Stoneman sincerely thanks the
public for the liberal patronage they
have bestowed upon him since he COM
menced business in this city. He re-
spectfully asks continuance of the
same to the new firm of Stoneman and
Fiege whose advertisement appears in
another column.
VIII. Davis of wapinitia, Is in the
city. He reports that the farmers are
getting we'll through with spring sowing.
Stock wintered well and Mr.. Davis has
now II head of good fat beef steers that
he wants to sell. Sheep are in fine con-
dition and everything indicates a pros
porous year for stockmen and farmers.
The value of our water system, as a
protection against fire, may be gathered
from the fact that two stream can be
run from any one of the new hydrants
each one of which will throw water IN
fully as great a distance as it is possible
to do with the fire engine. The gravity
force is in fact equal to two fire engines
st every hydrant. All that we need is
plenty of hose and we have provision
for putting out fire equal to the best to
be found anywhere. The wisdom of the
men who fought for the gravity system
in the teeth of the bitterest opposition
has been fully justified.
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6tu@nise Up shs Conn s, Busane...

OeuRmAng Up the Comn, Bu&Aness-
A PittsbIrg man who represents "a
Wholesale undertaking estab bEshment re-
turned yesterday from q months trip
through Maryland and other southern
states Nothwithst the prevalence
Of the grip, he said, his business was not
above the average run. "What do
want with caskets and trimmingsY'
growled an undertaken in Cumberland
to me. 81 am not getting whisper of
q ghost to bury"
"Oh, ventured to say. you can't
tell what might happen-an accident,
earthquake, feud or the likeAand it is
always timely to prepare for these emer-
gencies.'"
'.Got too big a stock of misfits on
hand now" abruptly answered my
former customer. / quietly walked in
the rear of the room in order to give my
friend time to think over the matter.
/ unconscious1y examined the wall
decorations. Among them were. .yari-
colored signs which struck me as being
the newest wrinkle in advertising which
helps to, send the Grim Reaper along.
Here is q trio. of them which copied:.
Use Our Own Embalining Fluid If
You Wish Pleasant Results"
I'VE Invite Special Attention to Our
New Line of Shrouds.'
'sYou Kick the Bucket; We Do the
Rest. "-Pittsburg Dispatch.
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Fifth street Grade.

NOTICE Is HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE
IN Common Council of Dalles City is about to
proceed to e& tablish by Ordinance the grade upon
the following named street in said Dalles City,
to-wit: On Fifth street from the west side OF
Union street to the east side of Washington st.
The grade of said street will be fixed with refer
ence to the supposed stage of low water in the
Columbia river, which is fixed at point 52.31
feet below the top of the hydrant at the south
west corner of + irst and Washington streets, in
said Dalles City, which point upon the Columbia
river is DESIGNATED as the initial point from which
the elevations hereinafter stated are made. The
squares made by the crossings of streets with
said street, shall be of the following elevations
above the datum plane, or low water level of the
Columbia river, hereinbefore fixed. At the in
tersection of Fifth and Union streets. 7S feet AT
the intersection of Fifth and Court streets 73. 5
feet. At the intersection of FIFTH and Washington
streets IS feet The grades of the aforesaid street
from squafe7to square shall be uniform and equal
BY order of the Common Council
FRANK MENEFEE.
Recorder of Dalles City.
Dated this 4th day of March, 1892 S-7d1At
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Az order ifor a psrFel 81 ciasr.

In the course of the trial of the. man
who has been selling sham decorations
in France, some curious instances have
come to light of combined vanity and
meanness. The swindler's plan was to-
get what he could from his victims for
his pretended orders of the Lion and Sun
of Persia One tradesman who had
made money and was anxious to makes
figure m society with bit of colored
ribbon in his buttonhole actually con-
-cluded bargain by. which heswas to
nave the distinction for the valuable
Considerations of a barrel of cider.-Lon-
don Telegraph.
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A Prosperous Firm.

Yesterday a CHRONICLE representa-
tive visited the store of the new firm of
Byrne, Floyd and Co., successors to c..
E. Dunham and found it chock full of
new goods and every clerk busily EN-
ployed waiting on customers. From an
interview with Mr.. Byrne, the head; Of
the firm, we learned that notwithstand-
ing the proverbial dull times their busi-
ness for the month of February was over
25 per cent. greater than for the previous
month. Two registered pharmacists are
kept busy almost night and day filling
prescriptions and in every line of their
business they were meeting with most
encouraging success. "Here is some
thing we are selling in large quantities.
said Mr.. Byrne, as he handed the re-
porter bottle of liquid, labeled
"Byrne's Magic Clothes Cleaner" "We
warrant this prescription to be the best
in the world for removing grease from
silk or woolen goods, without injury to
the finest fabric or the most delicate
colors.' "Here is something else, we
sell in large quantities" said the same
gentleman, as he handed the reporter
another bottle labeled "Best Tonic -
"This is a concentrated extract of malt
and hops. 1t is specific for loss of ap-
petite, indigestion, dyspepsia. sleepless-
ness, for nursing mothers, and as bev-
erage. It is manufactured by the Pabst
Brewing company, of Milwaukee, Wis,
one Of the largest brewing concerns on
T the American continent. Every bottle
has their label which is a Guarantee
that the article is all that it is claimed
to be. We make specially too" said
Mr.. Byrne, "of toilet soaps, of which we
keep as fine variety as one can find
anywhere. We have just received a
large inyoice of trusses at prices greatly
below former ones. We have in fact
everything to be found in any first class
drug store and we have line of cigars
ranging in price from 5 cents to the best
made, that cannot be excelled for the
money anywhere" The attention of
the reporter was then called to hand
some line of clocks, watches and jewelry
presided over by the junior member of
the firm, Mr.. Stacy Shown. This new
branch of the business bids fair to be-
come popular and prosperous. The line
of watches, clocks, watch chains, rings,
charms, brooches, etc.. showed evidence
of fine taste in their selection and COM
prised little of everything usually
found IN a first classjeweiry store. The
prosperity Of the watch repairing and
cleanfiig department. may be referred
from the fact that 46 watches were
found hanging on hooks awaiting the
skilful manipulation of Mr.. Shown. =
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A Splendid Test.

A test was made this morning of the
new fire hydrant at the corner of Second
and Courtstreets. Two hosewere attach-
ed, each with three-quarter Inch noz-
zle, then one hose with an inch nozzle.
In both cases magnificent streams of
water rose high towards the blue ex-
panse and fell in dreaching torrents on
the neighboring buildings, or with hose
held laterally shot out the liquid fire
extingnisher for nearly a Blocks space
in length. 1t was splendid test and a
grand result of the efforts of our city
fathers to give The Dalles the best water
system on the Pacific coast. To a
CHRoNIcLE representative, however is
due the credit of preventing an accident
that, however much it might have been
regretted on personal grounds, would
unquestionably have been received, had
it happened, as fitting act of retIibu-
tive justice. At the last test, when the
water was turned into the hose, Jack
Staniels held in his grasp the inch noz-
zle. 1t was directed squarely at the
little shack in which the Mountai,eer
press has ground out so many lies about
the water system. As the water shot
out with the force of thousand cata-
pults the voice of the reporter sang out
upon the ambient air: ''Look out for the
Mountaineer Office, Jack" and Jack
quickly responded by turning the stream
to the starboard side of the shack as he
quietly remarked '.Didn't the blank
shanty come near being blown to
sheol?" II was close call for the little
growl factory on Court street. After this
an inch and quarter nozzle threw a
stream laterally by actual measurement
155 feet.
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Death Of an English RalIvav K,ne.

Mr.. Richard Potter formerly chair
man of the Great Western railway was
at one time manager of the Grand Trunk
Railway of Canada, and he had at one
time or another been connected with
several English railways. Indeed, he
may be said to be among the last of
the railway princes whose names are
connected with the early history of the
railway. He amassed an enormous for
tune, which will go to his daughters,
nine of whom are living. He had no
sons The only unmarried daughter is
Miss Beatrice Potter, whose writings on
cooperation are well known. OF the
married daughters one is the wife of Mr..
Leonard Courtney, M. P.-Pall Mall
Budget.
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Grange News.

The county convention of the patrons
of husbandry met at Douglas Hollow
Grangeon Saturday March sand elected
"A. IS Roberts and P. P. Underwood del
egates to the next meeting of the state
grange G. J. sGschwend and A. b.
Mott~were elected alternates. On mo-
ton it was agreed to hold the next
meeting of the Wasco and Sherman
counties business council with Wheat
grange, near Moro, commencing Tues
day March Is, 1892.
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notice {, to con.r..to+..

Sealed proposals will be received at
the office OF 4. r. Gibons in The Dalles,
1892, for the construction of a founda,
ton and chimneys of the new Congrega-
tional church, to be built in this CITY.
according to the plans and specifications
to be seen at the Office of Crandall &
Burget, 165 Second street. Right to
reject any or all bids reserved.
Dated March 8th, 1892.
R. F. GIBoNs,
B. s. HUNTINGDON,
3-Std Building Committee.
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e, Go sT.hSS,u : aha bio olLfkgvis..

Evidently Justice Flynn, Of Whitney
vile, does not like to answer useless
questions asa;
He recently appeared ON sthe street
with his feet incased IN a conimodious
pair of No. - shoes, which bore an anti
,quated look suggestive of the days of
the Mayfiower. upon which was tie fol-
lowing inscription. written On adhesive
paper plastered across the instep, Put
on for comfort; large corn beneath. ~
Smiles were plentiful in consequence,
but the story was already told and no
questions were asked. -Pittsfield Adver-
tiser.