New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-06-09

Mrs. ENNIS Drew. OF south Norrdgewock. Ne. -
cording 10 The kennele e. Journal" carries on farn
keeps horse AMI cow makes buter for market and seh
eggs besides doing her homework and caring for nW
little children. After her household duties con
petcd in the morning, she puts up the dinners for IL
children, harnesses her horse taking two Of her ch
dren, and drives to Martin Stream, where she has a
school Of chldren that she teaches every do
IN the week but saturdays She is also engaged n
canvassing for different publications and her span
moments IRE probably spent in making flannel shirh
for the heathens In Africa. She Is about forty yesn
Of age.
Mrs. Figg began the head Of the household. asU
on aM as we aa course mr. less anna. 81 % s ~
And that that icecrcam blowout you had cost G
|" be oppe Mrs. Fes 'd to ee Ss g
determined John Henry Figg,' said she. while
ssRssdsf that q 81 e % 5oast
collar for your dog; and you may Just we'll under
stand right now that this house Is not going to be Ho
manlzed Do you comprehend - lie did.-(IndiaS.
apOlis Journal.
Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas j. Perkins, Of TallahasseA
Fla have had Jointly some remarkable experiences
which, taken together, seldom paralleed. Each a
them has enjoyed five iubilees, as follows; Flint
when each Of them reac:ed the age Of fifty years:
second, when each Of them had resided In Tallahassee
fifty years third, when they had as man and wife,
they had lived in house fifty years. and fifth when
on the I'd inst, they had been members Of the Talh.
hassee Methodist Episcopal Church South for fry
years. They both enjoying excellent health, ana
Mr. Perkins carries his six feet Of stature and 30o
pounds Of weight with alert vigOr.
NOT QUITE HAPPY.
Elcst season OF the growing year,
When gartlng sass Is spfingln'I
An everybody fur an
Begins ter feel like sincin'
The Hover bells
Their fairy notes Is rngn!
Now beets an parsnips shows their leaves,
Cucumbers 100, Is boomin';
Tho earth DER later patches heaves,
An crook-neck squash
An, corn, By GOSH,
Considerably is loomn,.
We're gttin' sunshine an ter spare,
The eardine looks all flesh an fair
We would. you bet
BE happy yet
Ef hens nd cease from scratchin.
-(Detroit Tribune. '
A Santa Barbara, Cal, Chinaman recently inserte1
the following notice In the local paper: IL have
tame cat is lost the 23th Of april II is about nins
pounds his breast all white the hands and len
both arc white but his behind leg out side part have
a spot Gray Color and his back are all gray but ths
back have white blue spot on II his muzzle Is red end
his head is light black his make have iron ring on
and with six chinese money 10 tie 1t tight on the rou
ring in his make II any people know where he was
bring back to me will prefer to give him two dollars
for reward Fang Lee Yum, 81 Canon Ferdido Street,
GLOW do you understand the phrase an tmpressos
it picture y" asked the country cousin OF city cyns
onIst picture IS one that leaves your mind the i'm.
sion fingers unrl you look into the catalogue and read
that it is the picture OF water spaniel. '-lChcago
IpterOcean.
All Saints Convalescent Home for Men and Boys at
Ellenville, y. Y, Is now open for patients St
Andrews Cottage, a summer home for boys, will b
opened at Farmln gdale, l.. l., in July, under the
charge Of Brother Louis. These two institutions are
under the auspices OF the order Of the Brothers OF
Nazareth EpscopaD Of this city, OF which Brother Gu
bert Is the superior
Earned His Dinner" You see. num- said tho
tramp. Il do not make my request for vands rom
unselfsh desire to appease my own so,qia mum mum,
knew msjndsed you when she said you w U,,..
at hight angles and that you were SO Sunsy you charged
Then the tramp sat down at the dining room table
while his hostess out to the store and ordered
everything edible IL the pace for him-Chcago News.
Record.
Lady Jeune. says London paper, Is a great enter.
tainer and all sorts OF celebrities and oddities DO
by Mr.. Burnand 10 amusing skit he Tad the
turn OF stanley from his last expedition where he met
the dwarfs. one OF the dwarfs was represented
meeting stanley. when the following conversation took
place: Dwar-Mr. Stanley, believe. Stanley-Yes,
how did you know me Dwarf-I think VIC have met
at Lady Jeune's.'
A Dublin citizen Il think dealer In snuf and To-
bacco about the end OF last century had lived 10 oa
age and In great rpu,e under the OF Halpenny.
lie throve III trade and his children prevailed on him
in his last years 10 change the name which tn&
thought undenifcd and this he did by simply dropping
the last letter. lie died and was buried Mr.. HAPPEN
The fortune II the family did not recede, and the son
OF citizen thought proper 10 renounce retail DEALING
and At the same time looked about for euphonious
change Of name. lie made no scrnpes OF dripping
the unnecessary h. and. that being done. II was easy
10 go into the Celtic range, which Sir Walter SON
and THE Lady OF the Lake" had Just raised 20 great
height. and he who had the streets little Kenny
IIafpenny ont On full Rob Roy tartan. trns,l
Kenneth MacAlpin. the descendant OF hundrse
kincs.-t" Concerning Some Scottish Surnames,' "
Cosmo Incs.