The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1892-08-17
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= The world consumes 100000 steel
pens daily.
Beware equally of sudden friend
and slow enemy.
= Wealth is not his who gets it, but
his who enjoys it.
-Laplanders often skate distance Of
$50 miles in day.
There is a wide difference in horas
sense and horse talk.
"A leopard shot in Bengal is credited
with destroying 154 persons.
ITS pretty small scandal of which
there isn't enough to go round.
a hive Of 5000 bees will produce
about fifty pounds of honey annually.
- Fewer suicides occur in Ireland than
in any other country of Europe.
- When mans word is not as good
as his bond, keep watch on his bond.
- When marriage is anything else z
than an equal partnership it is mistake.
- For 100000 cigars an Elk County,
Kansas, man recently traded off his farm.
- The cars throne is said to beworth f
four times as much as Queen Victoria's.
The only way it pays q person to be
his own lawyer is to keep his own coun-
SELL.
Wars during the last thirty-thres
years have cost 100000 men and $500,
100000.
"A brain specialist says that nearlya
quarter Of all the cases of insanity are
hereditary.
- There are few people who do not at {
sometime shy when they run suddenly
upon the truth. G
= The French war Office has provided
for the enrolment of between 5000 and
1000 bicyclists in war. 5sss
The combined weight of three
peaches seen in New York market re-
Gently was seven pounds. "
Did any one ever see woman who
could look intelligent while talking to 8
baby2 asks an Atchison, (Ksn.) paper. y
= The original portrait of Pocahontas, 5
painted in 1912, now owned by q LON
doner, will be exhibited at the Worlds
Fair.
"A Kansas newspaper man wrote 2
communication to rival editor, calling
him an ass and then signed it, "Yours
fraternally." :sS
"A Charlotte paper ssys tblE Evans
gelist Fife is to be a resident of that town,
having purchased the residence of Walter
Brem for $4,000.
The mean man likes the magazine
that tells women how to dress on nothing
year and look we'll, remarks the New
Orleans Picayane. 81
There is no difference in the mind
of God between the man who breaks the
Sabbath and the one who sells goods by
8 short yard stick.
DO not make it a matter of moment
who may be for you, or against you, but
let it be your care and business that God I,
be with you in all you do. s
- From time immemorial men have
been held up for examples, and now and
then they have been held up for what
they had about their clothes,
- Statistics recently compiled show
that about 10000 miles of new railroad
we're built in this country during the first
six months of the year 1892. E:
A lawyer being interrupted said, 4
will speak, sir, just as long as I please. Is.
"You have spoken longer than you
please" was the opponents retort. & (
- Palos, Spain, will have Columbus
celebration, beginning on August 80 and
lasting till October 3, the anniversary
period of Columbus notable voyage. Z. 4.
An old soldier out in Kansas re-
Gently received from the government
three cents, which had been due him
without his knowledge for more than
thirty years. ia
Bees are said to have such an antip-
athy to dark-colored objects that black
chickens have been stung to death,
while white chickens of the same brood
are untouched.
Mamma-When that boy threw
| stones at you, why didn't you come and
| tell me, instead Of throwing them back? :?
Little son-Tell you? Why, you could
not hit barn door.
The Atchison Globe has noticed that
when you tell woman her daughter isg
just the image of her when she was that
age, the mother looks pleased and the
daughter looks scared,
Little Girl--My papa has to get up;
awful early, so aa to get to the Office to-
see if his clerks is there attending to-
business. Little Boy-My papa doesn't
have to. Hes one of the clerks.
- Colorado appears to show surplus,
of commemorative holidays. Among the
anniversaries celebrated in the State are;
Watermelon day, Peach day, Potato day
and then there is Grape and Cherry day.
| - Watch crystals are made by blowing!
sphere Of glass about one yard in diam-s
eter, after which the discs are cut from
it by means of pair of compssses,
having a diamond at the extremity OF
one leg.
- People who like frequent changes
in their national government may fud 8
variety in Mexico. During the past.
sixty.two years that country has had fifty,
four presidents, oneg reency and one
emperor.
| "A paterfamilias, with eight marri-j