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Omaha daily bee., 1892-01-10

GRAPE growing is n of the most
profitable of industries in This section.
In Pottawattamie county, Iowa, Il large
number of vineyards are cultivated.
The product is exceptionally fine in
flavor and the yield per acre is remark
able. The grape growers are forming
an organization in Council Bluffs with
a view to stimulating grape and fruit
growing and ultimately to establish eX-
tensive cold storage warehouses which
will enable growers to hold fruit for
better markets than the ripening period
sometimes affords.
Omaha daily bee., 1892-01-10

A CONSTABLE in Great Britain is
almost as lucrative II position as the
sheritf's office in New York. The
constable of Windsor Castle has IA fat
enough job to create II controversy be-
tween the queen and her eldest son as
to whether it shall DO given to Prince
Henry of Battenburg or the duke of
Teck. The prince of Wales favors the
duke. He feels under obligations for
courtesies EXTENDED Prince Albert Vic
tor, who is soon to marry the dukes
dauuhter
Omaha daily bee., 1892-01-10
m,nn,r - rIIr mnnLn.S = !

The prominence that has been ac-
corded to woman in connection with the
preparations for the Worlds fair will
not be the least interesting feature OF
that great enterprise to visiting foreign
ers of all countries, II promises also to
be a source of pride to the American.
people. 1t need hardly be said that il
iaa concession to the sex which would
be made by no other nation, and it nt-
tests most forcibly the progress that
woman has made in this country IN VIM
ming respect for her practical ability
and common sense in affairs. 1t is the
Omaha daily bee., 1892-01-10
IrCIIIsON %GLOnrAES.

Most of your troubles arise from the fact
that you Talk too much.
The more worthless "a man Is. the moro
of n hero he IS In proportion to his deserving.
A mans goodness to his Wife depends en-
tirely on her ability to make him enjoy being
good to her,
some people find fault with the idlencs5 OF
Others as a means of calling attention to their
own INDUSTRY.
Not one unmarried woman in II hundred
tells the truth when she Is asked why she
never married.
One OF the first thln-s necessary in friend
ship Is to lind out what Il mans red nag Is and
avoid waving 1t.
When the devil wants 10 be real funny he no
doubt repeats 10 his guests the nice thin, -
said about them ON their tombstOncs.
A married woman will, rs "a rule, keep n Sc
cret from her husband II great deal better than
"A girl will keep one from the man to whom she
Is engaged.
How beautiful a bride looks in white satin
and "A long veil. but what a revelation II must
be to her husband next day tosee her with her
hair done mp in frlIzes, and cold cream on her
nose
Omaha daily bee., 1892-01-10

THE square toed Jacksonian demo-
Gratis hereabouts wto remember his
antics since he has been turning the
crank of their organ are very much
afraid that the acrobitic editor OF the
r. r. is liable to take another tumble
any time that he imagines the party, to
which he has just announced himself q
convert, is liable to strike the reefs.
Omaha daily bee., 1892-01-10
THE GREAT AMERICAN DESERT.

Twenty-Five years ago all the stand
ard maps located the great American
desert extending from the l00th meri-
dian to the summit OF the s]ierras. At
that time the rain belt had been moved
nv the most sangulne only as far west as
Columbus. Beyond hat now flourish .
Omaha daily bee., 1892-01-10

THE first page of Saturdays Fake Fac
tory, with II picture of General Jackson
as a center piece, may be taken as no.
ttce to the democracy Of Nebraska that
a new democratic daily in Omaha is en-
tlrely Unnecessary.
Omaha daily bee., 1892-01-10

NIGHT schools are not only profitable
but they are necessary. We have a
great many youth in Omaha whose only
opportunity for an English education is
the night school.
Omaha daily bee., 1892-01-10
neware of food Lnck.
Plnridencc 1'elemnm

TTWTTTW TT TTTVTVVT'
A young Norwegian In Minnesota fell heir
TO IA baronetcy and II fortune In Norway, and
the good news so elnted him that he proceeded
To get drunk and was frozen to death In n
barn. There urc two or three morals To be de-
duced from this incident, and they are too
apparent to need expllc't statement
Omaha daily bee., 1892-01-10

PERHAPS democrats never before had
the present and past journalistic leader
ship of their party so painfully brought
to their attention as at the Jacksonian
banquet, when young Mr.. Hitchcock
rang the fire alarm and DR.. George Il.
Miller turned on the hose.
Omaha daily bee., 1892-01-10

BILLY BRYAN's maiden speech in cor
gress will go down the ages as an i'm
perishable memento of the p%recocity
and refreshing freshness OF II budding
statesman,
Omaha daily bee., 1892-01-10
spIRIT or rHE SrIrE rREsS.

For the ppst weeA a large share OF the sd l.
torial space la Nebraska papers has been de-
voted 10 the Boyd case and the supreme court.
The majority OF the newspapers accept THE
BEES pointer as correct, while u few scof At
the news and declare Il false. TomorHpw.
probably, We will know which Is right, and
Omaha daily bee., 1892-01-10

LIEUTENANT ROURKE is interviewed
at Pittsburg and predicts an Indian up
rising at Pine Ridge agency when the
spring time comes. The interview is
either n Pittsburg fake or the l~ieuten-
ant is q guileless tenderfoot.
Omaha daily bee., 1892-01-10

VIRGINIA is SO overwhelmingly demo-
cratic that we are not surprised to hear
that she Is seriously considering the re
establishment OF that relic of barbarism,
the whipping post.
Omaha daily bee., 1892-01-10
WON'T lie Enldrmi..


NtV IUIN COMMUNICATIVE.
Let us rear no more about men like Plumb,
who, physically and mentally. was in his
prime. dying from overwork, 50 far from
being euloglstlc, 1t actually is libelous. The
sympathetic people who really believe that
oycrwork was tho cause of the demise of the
late lamented Plumb can console themselves
with the reflection that the disease is not
likely TO become epidemic in the United states
Omaha daily bee., 1892-01-10
The Still Alarm.

KANSAS CtU Times.
Foraier's friends are counting on Sherman's
mantle falling on him, but they forget that II
beaten man, like II squeezed lcmon, is thrown
away in nine cases out of ten. Ingalls, can
dive 1nnm tins on TINT mntter.
Omaha daily bee., 1892-01-10

MISSOURI will put $40, 900 into her
Worlds fair building. Nebraska's
$4,000 structure will be relatively "A
very small affair.
Omaha daily bee., 1892-01-10
Thanks, Old Girl.
Chira00 Inter Ocean.

IWTTWUV TTtT-VTtVN.
There Is nothing criminal about Mr.. Boyd's
claim 10 the governorship. He was honestly
elected to the place. The simple question was
regarding his eligibility under the constitu-
tion. and that settlcdt no republican in Ne
braska should stand in the way of his taking
Ihn snnI. w.
Omaha daily bee., 1892-01-10
ONE OF MR. CHIADs' rREIsUREs.
R~hNndeIphin RcrOrd.


One Of the treasures of the George w. Chitds
to the DreXel institute Is II splendid set Ot
RyFOn's works. IN the front of one OF which thl
poet himself pasted II copy OF Wordsworth
poem, Peter Bell" beginning:
'rhcre's something in u lying horse,
And something In a huge balloon"
On the margin Of which Byron wrote the fol.
lowing:
EPILOGuE,
There's something in n stupid ass,
And something In n heavy Ounce;
But never since | wont 10 school
| heard or saw so damned II fool
AS William Wordsworth Is for once,
And now I've seen so great n fool
As william Wordsworth is for once;
| really wish that Peter Bell,
And no who wrote II, were In hell
For writing nonsense for the nonco.
saw the light In ninety might"
sweet babe of One-lnd twenty years!
And then he gives IL to the nation
Aud deems himself of ShakesDnare's peers
lie gives the perfect work to light!
VIII Wopd worth, III | might ADVISE.
Content you with the praise you got
From Sir GeOr q Beaumon a%llronGt,
And with your place In the Excise! q
The greatest lesson young people can learn
Is TO take the advice OF their parents, When
Il Young man or woman says that their par
ents have "old fogy" notions, they are giving
an excuse for foolish conduct. "Old fogyism'
is'simply wisdom aud experience.
Omaha daily bee., 1892-01-10
Globe Democrat.

William H.. Morrison has been IA fairly
acceptable Interstate m COMMITS
sioner, and the president has acte! with his
usual discriminate on and wisdom IN reap
DOintiur him,
Omaha daily bee., 1892-01-10

attention than the size of his proposed
revolution warrants.
Omaha daily bee., 1892-01-10

Fairly Acceptable.

thtcuUD HuH.
Will the supreme court make James h. BOYD
of Nebraska a vice presidential eligible?
Omaha daily bee., 1892-01-10
THE BEE

WHAT Omaha's Cooperative Charities
need most is n few more Cash KS"
Omaha daily bee., 1892-01-10
rRAiL HUMAN NATURE

JWiJr.
lie swore on from poker, and smoking, and
And everything else he considcrcd pollution;
But he failed to live up To his Ccaching divine,
for the tr~t thing he broke was his good
resolution.
Mashington star; Prof. s,rawkins turns
out a. great many musicians, doesn't hep"
II don't know; bat after hearing his pupils
sing 1t Is easy To understand why he should"
B'nynamton Leader: Whom the minister
sees his congregation scratching their backs
on the edges OF the pcws he realizes that buck
wheat is the flour of the flock.
Baltimore American: The candidate who
want the votes OF the pCOp,c Is never tired OF
hearing yoa wish hlin many happy returns.
features about the street ears Is II lot OF
women moving up to make room Tor some
body else.
Boston Courier: When a physician checks
n patients malady he feels that sooner or
Later he uught~to have II check In return.
Columbus Post: 1t is not considered an adj
Vancemcnt when II boy has to "'cOmc OF the
perch to take Il rod
WASHINGTON Star: Custom is gradually re-
s%tricting even the privileges attached to leap
year. so that the girls can now do little mora.
than jump at Il proposal.
Binghamton Republicans: 1t is natural for
u fellow to boil with rage when he gets fired.
Baltimore American: The engine of destiny
Just now appears to be largely worked by &C.
centric Cranks.
Siftings: One of the teachers recently asked
n pupil what lbs. stood for. 'EIbows, | guess
was the unexpected reply. y
brakes Magazine: Better late than never
going to bed. Every dog has its day-und
every dogma, Epitah for II photographer
taken from life.
Binghamton Leader: Bartender-I speak
seven different languages. What'll-you have
as u starter! Rounder-Wol you might give
us "A little hot Scotch.
Chicago Post: Chicaco's American Brewing
academy has Just graduated eighteen men
with beer diplomas. We strive to please.
Lowell Courier: Actors aud lovers have one
trait in common. They often make up" with
each other.
Yankee Blade: Bess-Now we have been
married IL month, and yet it doesn't seem a.
il we were married Mt all .
Bcllc-lou are So happy,
Bess-That isn't the whole of It. You see
Charlie hasn't said IA word about his mothers
superior cooking.
Omaha daily bee., 1892-01-10
PUBLIsHED EVERY MORNING.
or SUBSCRIPTION.


Omaha. The Bee Building.
South Omaha. curncrN and 10Th streets.
Council Blufs. - Pearl street
CHICAGO Office. , 'humher OF commerce;
New York, Room 81 land lj.Trlbunc bulluIh1
Washington. 5i3 Fourteenth street
Omaha daily bee., 1892-01-10
CORRESPONDENCE


All COMMUNICATIONS relating 10 news ana
editorial matter should be add ressed &c the
Editorial Department.
Omaha daily bee., 1892-01-10

All business letters and remitt1nces should
te addressed to The Bee Publish ng company,
Omaha. Drnfts. checks and pOstoficc orders
to be made payable to the order OF the COM
DHny,
The Bee Publishing Company, PTOprlGl0rS
THE BEE BUILDING.
Omaha daily bee., 1892-01-10
DAUGHTER or EVE.
SuuI's Np1yIblu

DAUGHTER " EVE.
SmNh' NOnthlL
He kissed yuu-Oh, you wicked Maud,
There, there, you rcilly can't deny IT,
VIII not do To play the fraud.
Because you know I saw him try II.
You're Just "A little bit too rash,
Although you're suCh a sweet enticer.
say, since he RI sod that cute mustache,
Are all his kisses So much nlcCrf
Chicago Tribune: Guest at stately we'd
uins bunquCt-l don't see any blue points,
hutst No. :! with u shIvCrl-SOu don't? Look
at the brides maids noses.
kate Fields Washington; lightning rod
hgent-uuIIO, bubl DO you think your father
would like to have his house ruddcdy
BuD with repreSsei snOsl-l shouldn't Won
der. Hos just roddcd tho.
Smiths Monthly; II suppos, you have no
divorce Suitst' said a man to the chief OF the
ready mate department..
mo, sir he replied, but We have brooches
OF promise. We can PROMISE good Qu ,lity,
perfect tit and correct style In our Trousers,
ut low prices"
He bought II pair.
Omaha daily bee., 1892-01-10

New Work Herald. "Whv did Miss Scndda
throw young Hunter over"
she got tue idea that ho'd made a miss cal
culution."
Omaha daily bee., 1892-01-10

Chicago Timcs: Gladstone lost the fore
hngcr ~ his right hand when u boy liu
never could have succeeded In American
politics With such an impsliment In tho way
VI ordering beer.
Omaha daily bee., 1892-01-10

Atlanta Constitution; Editor from Within
w nat DO YOU fellows want now
Voice w~it'uuu-Wc'rc tho vleillncc COM
mlttcc that tarrud aud feutirrcd you last
n,lsh,t;, we amt goln' 10 hurt you; Just brought
Omaha daily bee., 1892-01-10
rITHr P~iRiGRIPHS.

Chicago Tribune, How doth thC presidential
bee improve each shinlnt hOut by bu2zlng most
persistcutlcc around that New York Flower!
Omaha daily bee., 1892-01-10

Yarmouth Register! Tho idea" She said
a. she y tuscd IN the waltz; Just To think OF
IT, Here ! am u grandmother ut -. Don't
you hnd IL very hard to hrllcvut"
10 no said, simply, aud then she loo(cd
at him very hur1.
Omaha daily bee., 1892-01-10

lie swore on from poker, and smoking, and
wine,
And everything else he unsidcrcd pollutlon;
But he failed to live up to his teaching divine,
For the first thing he broke was his good
resolution,
Omaha daily bee., 1892-01-10

Boston Courier: When a physician checks
n patients malady he feels that sooner or
later he Uught~to have II check in return.
Omaha daily bee., 1892-01-10

Philadelphia Times: one of the slowcst
features about the street ears Is II lot OF
women moving up to make room Tor some
body else.
Omaha daily bee., 1892-01-10

Washington star; PROF. S~rrawkins turns
out n great many musicians. doesn't hef"
II don't know; bat after hearing his pupils
sing II Is easy to understand why he should"
The Press., 1892-01-07

George Ormsby, Chicopee, Mass., farmer, was visited Saturday by three agents of Jay Gould 7or at least they said they were such, and that they were sur veying railroad which would run right through his farm. So Ormsbys went about his place with the men while they drove down several stakes to mark the course of the proposed railway. The leader of the men decided to spend the night with Ormsby. The latter left in the afternoon, and while he was gone the leader of the men told Mrs. Ormsby his subordinates eclAmoring for their pay, and he had nothing but some checks which he could not get cashed, being a stranger, so would she please to let him have $24." Mrs. Ormsby had only $11, which the man, however, consented to take, and soon after the men all left for parts unknown. So MT. Ormsby will have to send his bill to Jay Gould direct
The Press., 1892-01-07
An Eng,ish soldiers Record.


 Lord Wolseley, since his nineteenth year, has served in. nearly every impor- tant military expedition in which British valor has engaged. He served in the second Burmese war as an ensign. As a lieutenant he served in the Crimea and was twice wounded. Attaining a captains rank, he served in India and received breyet majority. In 1860 he became 3 ieutenant4colonel and served in the Chins war, while in 1882-7O, aa colonel, he served in Canada. As majol general he commanded the troops in the .Ashantee war, 1873 4; and as lieutenant general, in 1879, in the south African war. In 1882 he served in Egypt, and in 1884-5 commanded in the Soudan campaigns. He received e25, 5,OOO for services in Ashantee and e20, ,00O for Egypt. In October, 1890, he became commander in chief of the army in Ire. land. London Tit Bits.
The Press., 1892-01-07
\ Yoang woman,s Tact.

There was U pretty touch of courtesy in Brooklyn church on a recent Sun day. After the service began some late corners, evidently strangers, were shown, other seats being occupied, to the very front pew. There were four of them and they scrupulously followed the routine of worship, rising and remaining seated, as they noticed those around themd doing. At the hymn before the sermon, having stood during the singing of all the others, they rose as we'll. It is the custom of the congregation, however, to sit for this hymn. and the four stood alone when the first note was struck.
 Only for few seconds, for a Foung woman, 8 church member, who saw the mistake. rose to her feet to share the situation with them. An old gentleman just behind her followed suit, another at his side joined the islanders, and in less than minute the entire congregation was on its feet, put there by the quick tact of one young woman. And the strangers never knew they had blum. dered. Her Point of View in New York Times.
The Press., 1892-01-07
sha Broke fha Rnla.

Not all American ladies are docile. Some years ago we used to be permitted to take ladies into the Home library. but the rule was strict that they must not be allowed to sit down there. once eacafted a young American married woman through the various rooms of the library, and mentioned to her. as . matter of more or less interesting fact, that it was against the rules for wom- an to sit down there. .'Is that really a law of the placer she asked. with wide open and innocent eyes, The very law. ' I answered. ssThen," said she calmly, ssjust see ma break iti' and she drew . chair and resolutely sat down at the table. ustin McCarthy,s Letter.
The Press., 1892-01-07
ELLINGTON.


 Crystal Lake Correspondence.)
 The writer was invited to spend New Years day with Mir. and Mrs. Lemuei Slater, in Holland. The entire family have been under the doctors care with the grip.
 Mention should have been made last week of two large stars and a cross cov- cred with evergreen by Mrs. Jennie Neff for our Christmas festivities, also of ever- greens arranged by Mrs. Dimock; all of (Which still adorn the church.
 Archie Webber has spent part of his vacation here with his grandmother, and returned to his school in Westfeld, Mass
 . -Our three boys who are attending the high school in Rockville Charter, Aborn and Stacy-returned to their studies, on Monday.
 The writer has word to add church. wise. It has come to pass that residents Iof Crystal Lake and it's vicinity mast soon decide whether they will allow religious meetings here to be discontinued, or will really and steadfastly endeavor usitedly to attend them, and do all they can by " of support. Preaching next Sunday rom the words, .The kingdom of God is not meat and drink.' k Mrs. Sarah Slater, who has lived with acl xla1111 16 - vi7s lfE IqlIssa a!nee tho decesse of her husband. several years agoS died last Sunday. She had entered her pSd year. She has lived very use- full and devoted christian life. Of her readiness to depart we cannot entertain a douff A
The Press., 1892-01-07

Arthur Roper, @ prominent citizen of Holland, Mass., sold out his store, span of horses, &c., turning everything into money that he could, short time ago, then suddenly disappeared, leaving wife and infant son.
The Press., 1892-01-07
UNION.

A good many are sick with grip, but as yet no fatal cases.
 Mrs. Kinda Marcy goes to South bridge this week, tosspend the winter,
 Mrs. M. A. Marcy and children have returned to Hartford, after spending the holidays with friends in town.
 George Lawson and his brother, Har- vey, return to New Haven this week.
 "A house and barn, owned by Elisha Severy, of Waterbury, was burned on Wednesday evening of last week.
The Press., 1892-01-07
FLORA.
ROCKVILLE.

The members of the Holland, Filing ton and Vernon granges have about com pleted the arrangements for the annual meeting of the state grange at Rockville next week. Thevarious committees have been hard at work for some weeks, and g series of very successful and interesting meetings is assured. It Is expected that the attendance will average about 800 q day. Each grange in the state will send two delegates. A reception committee has been appointed of twenty members from the three granges named, the fol- lowing being chailmen E. H. Lathrop, Vernon grange c. B. Sykes, Ellington 1; D. A. Brown, Holland.
 The Rockville Leader and Journal will each publish 2 daily edition next week during the meeting of the state grange.
The Press., 1892-01-07
COVENTRY. A. s. PARKER, Local Editor and Business Man ager Of Coventry Local Register.
COVENTRY.

COVENTRY.
 A. s. PARKEK, Local Editor and Business Man
 ager Of Coventry Local Register. South Coventry.
 Charlotte Edgerton the name brings up faithful daughter, a successful school teacher and sweet singer in the old church choir. In memory we see the clean-swept kitchen, where the matrons who attended the Congregational and Methodist churches used to gather Sun day moons, and Charlotte (for so every one called her quietly attentive to thelt wants; then the old brick school house, where she taught many terms and her Work was we'll done. For many years she has resided elsewhere, but last week she "fell asleepn and now she rests in the graveyard, from which can be seen her old home.
 John Collins, veteran soldier, was buried Friday. The c. A. R., of which he was member, attended his funeral in a body, and the Nathan Hale drum corps with muffled drums preceded the hearse to the grave.
 -Installation of officers at the grange next. Monday evening.
 School in district re-opened Mon- day.
 -Dea. Barber, formerly resident here, and greatly interested in Sunday school work, has left town, having spent some time with his son, R. w. Barber.
 H. P. Topliff and John Isham. who have been sick of the prevailing disorder, are convaleseent. ea North Coventry.
 There are more sick ones in our par ish now, probably, than there ever were before at one time. Mrs. Andalusia Bay. ley died the S0th ult., aged 30 years. MT, Cyrenus Davenport, father of Mrs. Isaac Turner, died the 31st ult., aged 81 years, 6 months. The body was taken to Mead. vile, Pa, for interment. Thirteen per sons died in our parish the past year. One was only IA months old; the others were over 60 Four between 60 and 70, 3 between 70 and 80, between 80 and 90, and two, Mrs. Phoebe Spicer and Mrs. Oliver French, were over 90 years old.
 The enumeration returns recently re- ported show that in Oct. last there were 363 children in town between the ages of 4 and 16 years, divided among the dis tricts as follows: Dist. No. 1, 126; No. 3, 32; No. 3, AS; No. 4, 23; No. 5,St4; No. 6, 24; No. 2, 39; No. 8, 23s No. g, 25; No. 10, IA. The number is less than last year, and less than any year since 1888, when it was 36O. In January, 1877, there were 475 children in town be- tween and 16 years.
 The grange has elected the following officers for the current year,, Andrew Kingsbury, M. H.eR Hoisington, Jr. o. ; Miss A. s. Porter, L.; H. Bertram Pom eroy, s.; Clyde E. Brown, A. s.; Rev. H. R. Hoisington, C.; Wm. P.;Rose, T. ; Chas. Robertson, sec'y; Chas. Hill, c. K.s; Mrs. Fannie Pomeroy, G.; Miss Rose A. Talbot, P.; Mrs. E. M. Austin, F. l; Miss Cornelia Turner, L. A. s.
 Rev. H, R. Hoisington has been very sick with pneumonia, but is slowly re- covering. John Wright has pneumonis. MT. H. E. H. Gilbert, wife and daughter have been quite sick, but are now better. There are sick ones in nearly every home.
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