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The morning call., 1892-03-25

BoAEDiNG aNu ROOMS.
l5Ol WASHINGTON. cor. HYDE SUNNY
board; private family: homeike; reasonable. IS Sc
A MEXICAN EXCHANGE HOTEL, sANsOME
"a sL-PoSitiyely the best value in the city for
table, rates 50 10 $40 per week per day 81 upi3S II
A RLISGToN HOUSE i2f KEARNY-PLEAl
= Ant sunny rooms en- suite and single; trstoas
u every respect; terms reasonable. ja10st
M ETRoPoLIrAN HOTEL 5Ia AND 5is
Au Fourth ST.. single meals, zoe: board and room
Ier Day zoe TO ST. by tue week, 81 to s5 fres
10 and from hotel H. BEAsLEy Propr. ocI4 ON
M oNTGoMERY's TEMPERANCE HOTEL a.T
room per day zoe 70 81: by the week - 10 sS: rss
.oeeh 70 aud iram TIC ho.sl aosls
SUMMER RESORTS.
REsoRrs SPRINGS AND HOTELS OF THE
ltPaclfc Coast with rates. location, etc, puo-
nswsdesIers, or send 25c In stamps to W. NJ PAT,
-EEsoS cae...asr: $40 Post ST. T. mrl1
sIosEs 10 LEI.
ZINE MANUFACTURING STORE IN BRICK
- building: PA Eddy st: size 23x1S7, by lS-foot
high ceiling; with or without the finest hard fnsr
dry cellar In city size SOFAS by 11-foot ceiling;
hydIa1c elevator. mr25 At cod
CroRE TO LET-GooD LOCATION; RENT
~ chear- Al Fulton st. New City Hail. 20 2ts
SroRET TO LET. COR ELEVENTH AND Ma
- Ioma st1 mr24 If
S4U. ci Ga OLA hANfh 81 NEAR NALEN-
sls-l43l Dupont ST.. near Union, with basem ent
S25-ll34 Valencia ST.. rooms.
A-2ls31s Mission st.
SS3o-sas Valencia ST. near Sixteenth.
S2o-SOI Fifth ST.. near Folsom
s3o-31S valencia ST.. near Sixteenth.
Sz5-260 First St. near Folsom.
SS3-SJ6 Howard st, near Fourth.
SiS $3.50 Montgomery ave. near Vallejo st.
xxo-lllS valencia ST.. near Twenty-second
CHAS. ASHTON. All Montgomery ST. nir2O ct
C09 POLKA VERY NICE STORE AND 4
SoC rooms for any Kind OF business; S22 so;
nice location. mrlS tf
I ARGE SUNNY STORE IN HAYwARDS AMI
IL rooms upstairs. suitable for merchandise In
qnire OF +. GARCIA. proprietor Hzywards mrs II
OFFICES TO LET.
III ALT SUNNY OFFICE: FINE DESK FURNI-
"A tnre services part pay. 759 Market, ri. % ate
110 NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. SUNNY PARLOK
snite with laboratory: suitable for doctor
dentist or drcSsmaker: furnished OF unfurnished:
$oo mr23 ste
81 4 GEAHY-3 UNFINISHED ROOMS. SUIT
Il able for Offices inr22 ste
709 MARKET ST. COR THIRDS, LARGE
SOO Offices Tor doctor lawyer mrl6 CT
The morning call., 1892-03-25

STONE ikAor'
STONE TRACT
STONE TRACT
STONE TRACT
STONE TRACT.
Situated on Alameda Ceunty's greatest h Ighway,
the San Leandro road. The Oakland. 5 an Leandro
and Haywards electric roaI passes directly IN front
of this property
LARGE LOTS LAReE LOTS
50xl50 50xl5O 0oxl60
FRUIT TREES
FRUIT TREES
Fruit trees In every lot. Take your choice. Pears
Apples. Apricots. Prunes, Cherries Peaches, English
Wainuts agd Almonds.
WIDE STREErSt
WIDE STREETS.
Grand avenue on this tract is 100 feet wide
THINK OF IT.
$40 cash $50 cash.
~ 80 monthly. 81 90 monthly.
NOW Is TIE TIMEi
Electric road will be In operation by May l. Re-
member sale commences "Wednesday,
March o. 1892.
CALL AT oNCEl
DON'T DELAY DON'T DELAYi
Fer maps and particulars apply to
A. Ii. BREED & CO..
mr20u AGO Ninth ST., Oakland.
The morning call., 1892-03-25
OAKLAND ADVERTISEMENTS,
OAKLAND REAL NsTaTE.

OAKLAND ADVERTISEMENTS.
-.,,.,,.,. OAKLAND nEaL estate.
DON'T FAIL TO ATTEND
THE GREAT AUCTION SALE
SATURDAY CTo-MoRRow) AFTERNOON.
OF THE BEAUTIFUL
BRADBURY BLOCK,
BRADBURY BLOCK.
BRADBURY BLOCK,
BRADBURY BLOCK,
Bounded by Tenth and Twelfth Myrtle and Hilbert
streets.
OAKLAND.
OAKLAND.
OAKLAND.
OAKLAND.
SALE AT r. M ON THE GROUNDS
WILLIAM j. DINGEE.
$50 AND 49, EIGHTH STREET.
OAKLAND.
io'EHH
nuo, MODE. -
I'M THE vrpv p,Srsr poyr,ou
FIJI. OAKLAND
T,tsb,ock >. .nso,u,e,,, ~. o,,,r ,a,,.,u,,
divided niece q, land :, ,n,s ,o-t,on =, ~, .,,x
SupporNnrn nv r.cx,u,cpxr uo,,.. ~.
cpopnvw ,ovpp
81 u.vvr ,,es
The morning call., 1892-03-25
Observation-Disclosures

Choicest lots Fruitvale station: extra largo
lots 6Qxl40. terms to suit purchasers these lots
lay Elevated ground; call for particulars before
purchasing elsewhere; free carriage Ia waiting to
show property.
A. H. BREED a. co.
mr1ctf l60 Ninth ST., Oakland.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1892-12-12

1t is not generally known that Califor-
mia, at its last election, November Sth,
adopted a constitutional amendment
providing for the election OF United
States senators by the people, but such
is the case. California is the first state
to begin reform in that direction. 1t
is hardly possible that many other states
will follow her example, preferring to
wait and see the result of the expert
ment There is growing opinion, how
ever, that all elective officers should be
chosen by the people direct, and not by
proxy. That the president also shoulc
be elected by popular vote, and not b!
state electors as the constitution nov
provides. This is question that is un
der discussion which will be decided
sooner or later through the pressure TO
rofOrn
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1892-12-12

Mr.. Cleveland appreciates the fact
that there is trouble ahead for him in
the distribution of government offices
after he takes his seat the 4th OF March.
He is preparing ahead for the occasion
and when opportunity afforded has not
hesitated in expressing himself in the
matter. When it comes to making ap-
pointlnents there will be great many
disappointed politicians. There are not
a few populists who expect recognition
and some pay for their services in the
fusion game. The democratic managers
in Oregon expect great deal for having
taken one vote away from the repub
licoua
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1892-12-12
INTERNATIONAL MONETARY
CONFERENCE. -.

The International monetary Council
of Brussels have been debating another
week on the great problem of the cur
rencv of the world, and have accom-
plished nothing. Mr.. Rothschild gave
expression to a great truth when he said
that "what is best for the world gener-
ally, must prove best for individual in
terests.'' That gold does not sustain
the same relation of value to silver is an
established fact. Silver has been be-
coming cheaper and gold dearer. Which
has changed most is not easy to deter
mine. Mr.. Rothschild's plan was to
promote an adjustment. ostensibly look
ing to the end, that England and India
would have the lions end of the adjust
ment, that is to say that India currency
should have pre-eminence in the settle
ment of the monetary question, also
that the United States should continue
its purchase of "a 100000 ounces year,
and that the European governments
should together buy an amount equal to
25, 900 900 for five years at not to exceed
43d per ounce.
1t was also proposed that the legal
tender of silver in England be raised so
as to cover the e5 note. The gold stand
ard in England he held to be the. only
possible one. as the commerce of the
world is so largel V carried on by bills of
exchange on London, payable in gold.
No universal arrangement OF the cur
rencv question was possible. as the con-
ditions in the various countries are so
different. Unless something of this ma
Il,
urged, the price Of silver would fall, and
disastrous monetary panic would fol-
low. The committee of thirteen, to
whom the scheme of Mr.. Rothschild
was referred, by Il vote of to 6, rejected
it, but bv a large majority favored that
of Mr.. Moritz Levy, which proposed a
gradual withdrawal of all gold coin un-
der value of 20 francs and all bank notes
under 20 francs. except in case of silver
certificates.
Mr.. Rothschild's plans were with
drawn, and after good deal of skirmish-
ing, regrets were expressed, thinking
that the Americans could be conciliated,
and that some agreement could he set
tied on. The fact is that the English
are determined to compel the Americans
to agree on some basis by which there
SHALL D0 d lTOC SOllleesO vi SllNOA anu sum
continue the present purchasee2aaet
our American delegation nave them on
lively string, and are adroitlv at work,
which is looked upon suspiciously. as
foreshadowing the repeal of the silver
laws by the present congress, which
would paralyze the Anglo-Indian trade
tenfold. This apprehension has ,pu
them on another scheme, which will b'
developed on the assembling of th'
council today. Tomorrow Senate
Jones will wind up the debate and il
his argument will stand by his Ameri
can principles and make some declara
tions. Bimetalism in the Council ap
pears to have poor support, and it i
scarcely possible that any agreemen
will be reached at all. 1t is charge
that if there is an ultimate failure OF tn
conference, it will be due to France an
the Latin union.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1892-12-12

Steamboating is becoming qnite inter
esting of late on the lower Colum bia.
The Telephone and Gatzert are to run in
connection with Parkers steamer As
torian, and Jacob Kamm will put the I'm
dine on the run in connection with the
Lurline, and with the U. p. boats, which
these other lines are running against.
Navigation between Portland and As
will be exceedingly tropical.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1892-12-12

See me on the ground. or
address me at Hood River,
Wasco County. Oregon.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-03
paolina OF the Alliance.

There Is not as much interest ia the far
mers alliance Ia this or any other southern
state as there was a year ago, but 1t 10
safe to predict that there is more than there
will be year hence. The signs that the
alliance is gradually losing its grip and go
ing TO pieces are many. The third party
has given 1t a blow from which it will
hardly recover.
Much more than year ago the MORNING
NEWS said that II the alliance did not steer
clear Of politics 1t would have a very brief
career. 1t is probable that the great body
OF the members would have been glad II
politics could have been kept out Of the or
der. They believed in the order and
thought it could be made beneficial TO the
farmers. There were ambitious men,
DO TeYer, who wanted Office, and
who insisted upon using the order
to advance their political fortunes. A
great many Of the alliance farmers listened
to them. The result has been just what
might have been expected. The third party
has come to the front and the alliance lie
gradually falling into decay. At the an
nual meeting of the organization. which
will be held at Gainesville this month, it
will be made apparent that it has lost a
great deal Of It's strength within the last
year. 1t is stated that between 10000 and
Is, 900 names have been dropped from the
rolls, and quite a number of suborganiza-
tons have gone out of existence. A great
many members seem to think that IL does
not pay them TO keep up their dues.
There Is no doubt that the third party
movement is doing the alliance an immense
amount OF damage. Many of the alliance
men have joined that movement and think
it unnecessary TO keep up the alliance or
ganization, and numbers of democrats have
left the alliance because they resent the
efforts that have been made to commit the
organization to the third party.
IL will not be possible to revive the inter
est in the alliance unless ID can be shown
that 1t can be made exceedingly helpful to
the farmers Thus far it has done very
little for them. though II it had been con-
fined to the objects for which 1t was organ
lied 1t might have bsen made extremely
beneficial to them.
There is really no good ground for the ex-
istence of the third party, aud after the
present campaign it will disappear and
with it, in ell probability, will go the ALI
ance
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-03
BRIGHT Bits.
THAT fellow talks Ike a book. "

THAT fellow talks like book"
"Yes. book that's not allowed to pass
through the mails q"
Mrs. BELLOWS ito the servant girn-Mollie,
the baby's eyes follow you wherever You go.
Servant Girl think his eyes resemble his
fathers so much
The MAN who marries girl on account of her
rare beauty often wishes afterward that she
would impart little OF that quality to the
brolled beefsteak in the morning.
"OF making books there is no end"
That's true in various places;
Especially winter tracks"
Where "bookies" run the races.
THEY 20 to church every Sunday. but that
Won't save them from hades fire:
For she's the soprano and he's the bass
OF a small second rate church choir.
KIssMEHARp YoUARr-Is there a chance for
me in your affectionsl
Tie Girl from Texas-A fighting chance I'm
engaged TO Bad Eye Bill Of Skull Gulch.
SHE spurned his suit, she was a Boston maid,
She loved him and 1t caused her heart to dFoop,
But no one knaw her reason till she said
She didn't like the way he ate his soupl
TIE DISCARDED LovER-farewell. then; We
shall meet in heaven.
The Heartless One-Not IL roach the gate
first and have any influence with st. Peter.
HoUsExEseER-why don't you 20 to work and
Dirty Tramp-They'd be apt to pay me in
bank bills, mum, an I'm ateared of bacteria.
Good Nstos
NO" exclaimed the lady from the west,
"rd have you to know that was not born in
mo" was the reply of her dear friend, II
ought to have known better. Chicago is q new
place comparatively speaking ."-BostOn
TTdnscript
EASTERN LADY lat Chicago hoteI-w Waiter.
my little boy here is asking for watermelon.
Have you any?
Water-We have, mum.
Eastern Lady with emphasis}-Then please
bring him a slice from one that has been boiled.
Chicago Tribune.
MILLICENr's MA-Millicent, Il heard something
last night when Mr. Highhat was leaving which
sounded suspiclously like kiss; think a SHAKE
OF the hand is quite enough when saying good
by.
Millicent-Yes but Harry-T mean Mr.. High
hat. kisses me goodnight because he is afraid if
we shake hands might catch the grip"
Mr.. SCHRIMPPs-I asked you daughter a very
important question last night, and she referred
me TO yo1.
Old Gentleman-Humph What did you ask
her,
II asked her if she'd marry me-"
'We she won't
'Ehi Has she said so?"
mo, but what know of the girl don't be-
lieve she would have bothered herself about me
IL she had really wanted you."-Ne,O York
HeekfU
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-03
An les Cream Iacldent.

The thin old man in an alpaca coat and q
palm leaf fan at the third table In Gatriot
avenue ice cream dispensary showed evidences
Press.
His supply Of vanilla cream was only half
gone, but he seemed TO have lost interest in the
otter half, and was slipping ice water and fan
the proprietor, stepping over to the third table
Bet your life don't"
Il kinder thought you looked hustered, -
suggested the other, soothingy.
clustered, heyy What did orderr
vanilla cream"
PLAIN, wasn't it2"
Certainly"
''You don't remember my asking for a
wooden leg?"
No"
plate of false ears did l."
Certainly not" admitted the proprietor,
vaguely wondering whether he could get the
police station on the telephone without soaring
the other customers.
well, see what dredged up in your dunned
old cream" and the agitated customer in al
paca passed over glass eye.
The proprietor looked Mortified.
ITS Jake's." he SAID briefly, inspecting the
discovery, Mary he added, calling to a pass
third table found it. Tell him if it happens
again I'll discharge him. You sea" he con
nnued apologeticslly to the agitated customer.
I've got man downstairs to make cream
Michigan, but he's got a felse eye, and he's al
ways leavin that around and losin' 1t. It's got
to stop now, though, for that sort of thing W i'll
break up the ice cream business"
De you mean to say" faltered the old man.
that other people have found that same same
article In their cream"
20. WELL" admitted the proprietor, diplo
matically, you're the first vanilla"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-03
We Can't All Think Alike.

was the other day told story about a mem
Der Of the present congress, whom l will call
James Smith, by one of his colleagues, whom,
also cannot identify, says writer In the
Plttsburg DISp0 Itch. They are from one of the
border states, and live near the line.
"EnliStments," says the member, "were Sc
armies, Jim was an orator rather than q
soldier. He never tired of addressing public
meetings. But he was eXcitabls and apt to be
with the crowd at the moment One day he
yelled for the old flag and the undivided union
and the next day he helped hang John Brown
and ABS Lincoln in efflgy.
"One morning when Jim was in town he was
called on to harangue a hundred or two men
who were assembled in front Of the corner
grocery listening to the latest news He
climbed into a wagon. threw off his coat and
sailed n. L have but one message for you
he shouted, go to the 'front.' Many Of your
neighbors are on the line OF battle aud all call
ing unto you Why stand ye here idle Free.
dom, which shEieked when Kiziosko fell, is IN
peril as never before. Fly to her rescue, Men
may cry peace, peace, but there is no peace!
freedoms battle once begun, bequ5athed
from bleeding sire 70 son, though baffied oft is
ever won. Rally aid organize a company right
here--this day. this hourr
"'Well, stranger broke in about the only
man present who didn't know him, which
army shall we jne? nawth ur southY
EITHER ethern shouted Jim, can't all
think aliker
1T made some fun at the time" said Mr. NJ
c., who was in the confederate army after
ward shut IN be hanged if I wasn't talking to
Jim about 1t the other day, aud he insists that
he was just rightr'
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-03
Fighting a DOMESTIC Cat.

~ have hunted tigers in India and Polar bears
in the regions Of the eternal snow. but the worst
fight I ever had was with a common house
cat" said G., W. Cooper, to q Globe De noc~dt
writer. 81 had fine black cat of unusual size
that kept IN the store TO discourage mice One
day Tom disappeared and was gone during the
entire summer When he returned with the
advent Of cold weather it was easy TO see that
he had been prowling in the woods. He had
become wild and savage. and when attempted
to caress him he bit me- l determined TO pun
ish him for that little bit OF pleasantly, and
procuring a switch folowedIhm into the store
house and shut the door. Now a tom cat that
fights at fifteen pounds is no despicable antago-
mist, and soon realized that act. He would
spring for my face and l would knock him
back. losing considerable cutice at each round .
Finally. he fastened his teeth in the side of my
neck. and it required all my strength to choke
him off. When l succeeded in doing SO, was
afraid to let go of him, and he tore my arms
terribly with his claws / finished him at la It,
but looked "a though had oeen run through
a threshing machine Hereafter when | at
tempt to chastise cat will procure suit OF
armor and club studded with brass nails"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-03
PERSONAL.

Ex-senator INGALLS, is spending the summer
in Europe
GLADSTONE has had his picture taken In q
polka dot shirt.
RUDYARD KIPL1Ss has bought a lot at Brattle-
boro, VT, and will build house there.
CONGRESSMAN WARNER Of New YORK always
wears a tau white hat in Washington, which at
tracts great attention.
Mr.. SHIRAs, the new appointee TO the supreme
bench, is a cousin 10 James g. Blaine, his
mother having been Blaine.
WATKIN JAMES, the aged step-father Of Ex-
plorer Henry NJ. Stanley, is one of the strikers
at Homestead. Stanley's mother Is dead.
QUEEN vIcToRIA has Intimated her inteatlou
OF giving a commission to her favorite painter
Anseli Of Vienna, for portrait Of King Charles
OF Roumania. Angel is also under orders TO
paint portrait of Lord Salisbury for the
queen.
LOUIS G. BRENAN tine inventor Of the famous
S55O,O00 torpedo, has been created companion
OF the Bath by Queen Victoria. Mr.. Brennan is
BY birth an Irishman, but spent much of his
life in Australia. He was offered $3.50, 900 for
his torpedo by Russia, but preferred to sell 1t to
England.
AN AGREEABLE IMPRESSION was made on the
House of Representatives by young Henry st.
George Tucker Of Virginia when he delivered bis
maiden speech the other day on the election OF
senator's by the people. MIR. Tucker, who is
son OF J ohm Randolph Tucker, looks even more
boyish than he u.s. but he acquitted himself with
great credit, and the members listened to him
with other interest than that arising from the
fact that his father was the most popular man
in half a dozen congresses.
WHEN the late Franz Volta, the noted basso,
was singing in concert in San Francisco some
years ago he was summoned before Col. Maple
son who at that time was PATHS manager
When he entered the impresario's office the
colonel said to him in patrontzIng way:
Now, my dear boy, have only five minutes.
interrupted for nearly an hour, until hepleson
terminated the exhibition by offering the singer
an engagement in italian opera for five years.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-03
Let Them Whirl.

Thirty Turkish dervishes arrived In New
York last week. At the custom house they
stated under oath that they were actors.
which disposes at the outset of the supposi-
ton that they are in this country to whirl
and howl for the glory OF Allah, or TO make
converts TO their faith. As matter OF fact !,
the American dollar and not to praise
Allah and the prophet is the object OF their
visit. At home IN the east they are sup
posed to howl only as e religious exercise,
but while in this country they will howl for
all aud howl all day. and howl the loudsst
for the biggest pay.
Besides their gymnastic and vocal exer
clses, the dervlshes anticipate showing the
"unbelieving dogs" Of Americans some sue-
cialties in fire eating, sword swallo wing
aud glass eating not 10 be found outside of
a well regulated side show or dime muse
um. They will visit various cities of the
country between now aud the opening Of
the worlds fair, and will then repair to
Chicago and vie with ths natives in helping
the visitors ''to blow in" any amount of
money they may hava For 800 years,
ever since Ahmed Rufai founded tbs order.
the dervishes have been professional fakirs;
but If the native ChicAgoans do not give
the dervishes some points during the year
Of grace 1898, they will not have lived up
to their reputation.
However, the picturesque whirllng gentle
men from Turkey, the wild man Of Borneo
from Cook county, Illinois, the Circassian
beauty from Kalamazoo, tho Zulu giant
from Georgia and the two-hsaded lady from
North Carolina-all OF whom will attend
the fair-all together will not retire as much
money from circulation as has been alleged
would result through the operations OF the
freak half-1ollsr scheme of some of the
worlds fairs friends So let them all
whirll
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-03
Warmed Off

There was q ttpsy man on Twenty third
street car one very hot day recently. says the
New York Herald. He entered the car with his
hat in his hand. and as he sat down with rivulets
OF water pouring down his face. he looked across
at a man with gripsack and asked:
Ibid you ever make q fool OF yourself by get
ting tight on hot day"
No, sir" was the decisive reply.
Good mani Look at my condition. Got
tight and lost my handkerchief. While the
Thermometer stands at s2o ia the shade stand
at 200 Couldn't lend me handkerchief. eh?"
''No. sir"
see you wilt first. Nobody has any business to
get drunk on q hot day. Don't look much like a
bowling swell. do II"
Not a bit"
you are, and you are liar. am not a ow.
lin swell; I'm just a common swell, and no
howl. Here, conductor. come in hSrel'
official As he entered.
rs this refrigerator carr
mo, sir"
see if you would lie about it. Got any ice water
for benefit OF passengers?"
Garry any handkerchiefs to benefit poor and
sufferin' pessengersT"
NO, sir
ANY fans for sale'''
No sir"
Don't seem to have the convenience OF the
public at heart. Public be bowed. Can't
stop and get a fanY'
You must keep quiet. SIR"
IF don't you'll throw me of, chr"
Yes sir"
DO you run to the riverY'
" do"
"Wlll you have the kindness to throw me off
when we get there-throw me into the river in
some shady spot? Please pick out a cool spot
cool, breezy spot aud il 'twouldnt be askin' too
much, I'd like to have you hold me under water
about fifteen minutes till l get thoroughly
at all iUat 1po
man like you. Like to De thrown off. Like too
see a man have my best interest at heart on
hot day. Ts-tal River-throw- cool-spot-s
you later!"