New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-05-08
THE T.fLK OF THE DAP.

l. expected that town will grow up around the
TERMINUS, which may be called Jerllsalemvlle or
Jerisacmhurst.
Chat Between the Dance'.InHoung Pharmaceu;ist-
Are you often troubled with collie, Miss
His parner-No.
What a PITY! have cure for it that's simply
out Of sight "--tFlcgende Baetter
"The Bridgeport Conn News" thinks there is moro
usefulness taking sides politically than In sitting on
fence: and IL means therefore. to abandon the non
comm.tal attitude IL has hitherto preserved and to
enter the Republican ranks Ii could not Rave greater
reason for doing than the manufacturing city Of
bridgeport affords, nor better field for ardent
udcous campaign work than the state OF Connecticut
TIE FADED FLOWER.
The modest Flower that bloomed last fall
l. now IN Others keeping.
His voice IS very weak and low
And Mugwump friend; are weeping.
The truth can't he evaded-
Although the voice Is RoSwell's voice
The hands tho hand OF David.
HIPS "understudy's" signed the bills
OF Excise and Election.
Divekeeper>7 and repeaters' too
VIII both now have protection
And many people think IT'S Flower,
And for II n, apbralde1
Yet while the pen is Roswell's pen
Tho rose. IT'S said. would smell as sweet
II called some other name. 1890
50 lis with Flower sometimes called Hill:
Last fall fail some ' people had their doubts.
But they're all persuaded
That while the voice Is RO>wefs voice
The hands the hand Of David.
FITZNIGEL.
4 cantankerous old Presbyterian minister in SCOT
land orcc got into debate with n boatman. while
crossing river about faith and works. his position
being thar faith without works was enough. ma.
na." retorted the boatman. with much seriousness.
4" faith without works III no. do I'll gle y0u an in
stance. Wen ca this faith and this ither oar
works Very well. TAX faith first" ard while
rowing with II alone the boat went round and round
Now" said the boatman, :" lets TAX works next"
and rowing with 1t alone the boat went round the
other way We will aoo." continued the boatman.
tax faith an works thcgtler. Moo exclaimed
no triumplanily is he rowed with both at the
same time. get over the water; an ms Is
the only way that we can get over the trouoled
occau o. the warl' t,e the peaceful shores % I'M
mortality
Dony-It seems strange that we don't hear m, Of
Charlie Bullion, rnelgcnentt TO M MS t "pp csnllv
Yss nv dear boy bit you NUT remember that women
can't throw stracht.-tiarvard L1mpoon.
4 resolution WIS adontcd the Episcopal Con-
yention Of PENNSYLVANIA this week. excluding clergy
men who are members OF any religious order rom
seats I'm the convention. The passage Of the resolL
zion f. regarded victory for the Low Churchmen.
pay-This allowing . baby to nurse bottle
inter he /, old enough 10 vote j. played out
Weeks-What is the matter,
rnyI was taking my nlghtcap last night; Wien
out " Here's looking at 90. pam!"-tsmIh. Gray q
Co.'S Monthly
A newspaper called The Rocky Mountain Cyclone "
has jut appeared. with the following editorial ex-
ulanation We begin the publication Of The Rocky
Mountain cyclone with phew diphiculties In tho
We
the output phor this printing orphis phied TO supply
any cph. or GAYS. and II will be phcur phive week
banbore We can get any We have ordered the missing
letters and will have 10 wait until they come. We
don't uGue the idea ov tbs variety ov spelling any
hotter than our readers but mstax will happen I'm tho
host Of regulated phamilies and iph the and exes
and aus hold on, shall ccep Csonnd the hard)
The Cvconc' whIrng aphter pha>hon till the sorts
arrive II (, joque To us; 1t Is serious aphair"
Alice aged seven yearsl-Papa. there any live
rebels after the battle of Bull Run
Faiher-why, OF course. my enid why 90 you
u" AIice-unce George told me about the battle last
night. and l thought he Killed them alL-uiarpcrs
BaZar.
Burnond Of Punch" says the way to become .
humorst is 10 have q ser0u, turn OF mind and not
yield TO IT.
Ext.nuatlng Circumstances Elderly Relative ~
school glib Amanda. You are looking pale. You
must not be toe ambt onN: Tell me thc truth now
huv
Miss Amanda lher paleness all gone)-Why yes,
.untic but-bu not much. We turned the lamp dowu
very low.-(Chcago Tribune
DR. Talmage thinks II is sin to call CHIC sue"
names As Jehoiahm Tiglathpileser
Non That Kind OF Family Professor-Ihis eeeem.
tr,cty Won speak OF In your daughter, isht H. a'e'
all, a matter OF heredity L., IA have Won ID
The Mother (severey)-No, sir! ia nave fou ~.
know sir there never was any hereuy y" '~A
family ,--(Iankee Blade.
IN these days when there IS so much tax aooo'
mining oil. milk ETC.. one seems 10 nouce 'ns
s. .,., great deal OF tobacco is ALREADY piped
A crcat secret-Lucy-Ill tell you news MetneroA
w,therspoon is secretly engaged to Nina N'mo'y'
wo Lasy-"sM arsery told Ada Ada told Clara;
and clara told me- Now be SURE ana aon' "'AA
anv It's a dead secret.-tYankee blade'
,uaa,esborough has an interstate barroom being
p,rtly built In the States OF Virginia. kentneKy ana
tennessee a fact which gives rise To the usual ana
easily imagined complications man, FOR instance.
cam commit a misdemeanor in the Kentucky part OF
the saloon and by stepping over into virginia OF len
nsssee. can defy the mniOns Of the law.
Entirely Too Misunderstanding sorry; Mr'
hut We cannot accept your appncauo" i"' NA' ~
ancc You are too great nsk
Accnt-Yes. sir You were caught inc ctner w
r,axina . Follow My Leader with your hue ~.
and YOU let your boy DO the lesder.-euss' . os'ss
Good News