The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-05-08
SEEN AND HEARD.

sit is singular" said Salt Lake lawyer
to HERALD plenipotentiary, with what
keen delight and evident relish an irate
female will vent her spleen On the first in
nocent man who happens to address a re-
mark to anyone in her presence. An illus
tration happened in my Office not long ago.
A young lady, whose romantic elopement
and marriage were published st the time,
came to see me, accompanied by her hns-
band, an older sister and her mother They
came on q certain legal errand. l saw the
sister had blood in her eye and was bub-
bling over with spite; also that the bride
and groom were the objects OF her wrath
The young married lady's mother ad-
dressed remark to me, and l expressed
hope that the matter would be adjusted
satisfactorily to all parties. At this lnno-
cent remark all the pent up anger and
venom which the lady mad in store for the
hapless young married couple burst upon
nv luckless self, and only some plain Ian
guage from me stopped the maled1ctlonS
which she was calling down. had hap
pened to be the first to speak, and as con-
sequence got the full benefit OF the storm
cloud that had been brewing for hours IN
her cholorie disposition"
IF there is any one thing,r said mica
young man in the city to HERALD re-
porter, "that fairly makes my being Jingle
with O Jingle only felt on extra occasions,
il is to look up Main street and see we'll
dressed girl wearing one of those raylsnlng
narroW-brlmmed sailor hats with stream
ing bright ribbon. This article of apparel
adds as much as any other to ledy's ap-
pearance, aud find my pedal extremltles
consciously coming in quicker contact
with the sidewalk in my desire TO see who
is under the piece of millinery so attract
i've. | have heard numerous friends de-
clare the same effect is produced on them
by this simple piec5 of head gear. Placed
on q pretty girl with q graceful polse OF the
head and a becoming arrangement of the
hair. the effect is electrical. We watch
the receding or advancing figure with In
teresJ that grows apaCe till the object OF
admiration turns some un1rlenGly corner
and is lost to view"
at is fashionable now" said Main
street shoe dealer. "to wear shoes at least
one size larger than the foot. II makes q
! better looking and more suitable fit than
when everyone who makes any pretense OF
| following the styles puts on shoes us short
/ as possible That was the custom that
produced nearly ell the ounions one hears
| of now. not to mention the lesser at1lcl1on
of corns. Corn curers and corn removers
are delusiye terms. A corn is g cailous, an
abnormal growth Of cuticle that produces
pain. not of itself, but by being pressed
nnou the unierskin; and the way to re
| move the corn is to remove the cause. The
| hest way to DO this is TO have the shoe
dealer select the size and width of the shoe
The customer may choose the style anC
| quality. but the practical shoe man Is the
one best qualified TO pick ont properly
fitting shoe for wear and comfort"
Have you ever noticed-but Of course
YOU have-that it is o common occurrence
for people to get left wnen wanting to take
a train?" asked railroad man. Hardly
q train leaves that an eXpectGnt passenger
does not rush to the depot, sometimes
few minutes end sometimes few hours
late. | believe there is class of people
in the world who were born to be late. L
the train departs on time they arc just
minute or so behind if the train is delayed
thew are still that minute or so behind, ant
so it goes. And this most aggravating o
all misfortunes is the result of vacillatini
delay. Promptness. my boy, is the thing
The prompt, decisive man Of action is al
ways on hand. He gets seat or the com
Portable side OF the car and is never wor
ried. Nine times out of ten when maj
misses the cars IL is nobody's fault but hi
own"
Said an energetic and successful bushes
man to HERALD newsgatherer, II thol