The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-09-18
CAUGHT ON THE DAILY ROUNDUP

Frank Cannon was not a day old caudi-
date until he had a good eleclioneering
trick up his sleeve. He was the center Of
group Of admirers in the Cullen lobby
last evening. When asked how he felt
after REORGANIZATION, he got this off:
awful sore; my arm feels like IL did after
hard days grading on the farm when
boy"
Those of US who have sat back at a res
taurant table fun bling the salt cellar
while man with killing looks received
prompt attention will appreciate the fol-
lowing practical philosophy, which was
picked off the lips of Saddle Rock waiter:
tits all right for man that's good looking
where girls are. but if he amt good look
ing he'll starve to death" The occasion of
this bit of wisdom was the discharge of the
waiter girls by certain restaurant keeper
and the employment of males.
AS a specimen of the grandiloquent
nothing has been heard outside of the coun-
cilmanic chamber to compare with L. f.
Rioh's spontaneous outburst in the R9pub-
lican convention when he defied the "Alli.
gator by exclaiming; Gentlemen DO not
allow anyone to insinuate against the as
pirations of my character"
The above recalls the Malapropism cred.
tied to Councilman Lawson who in his
most pompous and dignifed vein moved
that the ordidance on the "grubbage'
question be reconsidered.
A man who is interested in the paving
question himself volunteers the statement
that when Squires was here two years ago
he sat at the elbow of Engineer Doremus
and dictated the specifications, so wording
them that they shut out all bidders but the
Barber company. This informer. however
is confronted by the fact that here were
several bids besides the Barber's. and it ia
presumed they were within the specifca-
tions.
%. d. Randall, one of the veterans of the
grip and man as well posted on national
politics as one can meet in months travel.
was greatly disappointed at the nomination
of Frank j. Cannon. He takes keen in
terest IN Utah affairs. elf Cannon is
elected" ne said, 1T win keep statehood
back five years." and he added: ..Id like
to see my old friend, Judge Henderson,
nominated by the Democrats Mr.. Ran
dali is very enthusiastic Cleveland man
and he thinks there is 10 doubt that Glove
land will carry both Illinois and Wisconsin.
The Republicans are demoralized over the
disaffections Of the Germans.
''Unclen Ben Frye as he is Familiarity
known to the men of the road ia one of the
characters who make Utah towns. lie has
kind, sympathetic nature, and the fatherly
interest he taxes in the younger men of his
vocation has given him the title of Uncle
Ben, the travelling mans best friend"
The boys of the Marine drum corps which
attracted all eyes at the Republican CON
vention yesterday, wrote their captain.
William Sells very pithy epistle In six
words: 1--WE are dead, died with Bennett
For man OF bravery and courage com
mend Us to Leo Mark, the mighty hunter
who plunged into the wilds OF Idaho in
quest of big game with no other
companion save f. H. Uhrlaub and
his trusty rife. Uhrlanb began
life by chasing lions and antelope
over the mountains and at such q tender
age that one leg grew short While the other
grew long. The two men had Travelled far
and wide without soaring uo any game
large enough to excite their attention.
when Uhrlaub sighted big bruin crossing
range. He scampered after the black
brute and ran him up tree. When about
to fire he heard the report of Marks rife
and the bear fell to the ground dead. 1t
was Mark first bear and he felt thai
there would be very little Of Idaho left
after he got out. Uhrlaub could not believe
that Mark was such a crack shot and on
examining the bear ne found no trace
of bullet. There was a. piece of
the bark knocked of where the, ball had