The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1892-09-20
The NEWS" TURN NOW.

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The election of Gen. James S. Clarkson
TO the presidency OF the National League
OF Republican Clubs was in every way
the best possible. Newport Herald.
A square man, an able one and good
Republican. He's all right.
When Harrison or Blaine writes let
ter the whole country reads. When
Cleveland writes n letter the whole coun-
try laughs. And Grover isn't humor-
ist, either.-New York Commercial Ad-
vertiser.
That's just why everybody laughs.
The Republican National Committee
has not yet announced Corporal Tanners
mouth" among the fall openings
Brooklyn Eagle.
But when they do the Democrats will
wish it hadn't been suggested.
Some of these days New York may be
big enough and rich enough for first
class opera house.-New York Herald.
She's big and rich enough now, but
not artistic enough.
How is it that the same Americans who
are eternally boasting of their skill and
ingenuity, their labor-saving machinery,
their great nation Al resources and natural
advantages, are afraid TO reduce the
present exorbitant rate of tariff taxa
tion?-Newport Herald.
For variety of reasons. Partly be-
cause the tariff isn't exorbitant, and
partly because it isn't often a tax, and
partly because it keeps wages up and
partly for patriotism.
People thinking of starting their winter
fires are holding OF and hoping that
Jerry Rusk will put jackscrew under
his thermometer for lew weeks.-Min-
neapolis Journal
And compressor on the coal COM
bine.
The Democratic party of Colorado has
split itself up into small change for u
silver dollar. Tribune.
And a counterfeit dollar at that.
This campaign will be likely to put an
emu to the fight for free trade in the
United Stales.-P. v. d. Times.
We doubt it. 1t should, to be sure,
but there is going to be free trade
party as long as Democracy survives
and is ruled by Bourbons who learn
nothing and forget nothing.
The Chicago Mail prints every day at
the head of its editorial columns: "The
Worlds Fair must not be closed on Sun
DAYS" Which is biggest now. Congress
and Elliott Shepard together, or the Chi
cago Mdil9-Boston Globe.
In this respect the Chicago Mail
You'll see.
There is no industry so well paid as
thinking.-N. Y. Sun.
Then, brown study ought to bring
greenbacks.
The speeches which Mr.. Stevenson is
making are mastery expositions of Dem
ocratic doctrine. His style is lucid, his
language terse and eloquent, his argu-
ments incisive. and he has at his com
mand all the resources OF an accomplished
orator. brooklyn Eagle.
It's well for Democratic papers, since
they can't get rid of Adlai, to make the
best of him.
Every tramp at large aud living with
out work is u recruit for anarchy.-P. V.
ID. Times.
Slush like this always reminds the
NEWS of the couplet that used to appear
in country newspapers
DO We devil slow and solemn.
And set up two lines 10 MI out this column.
It's written only to "fill up" AS a
matter of fact, tramps are not as rule
Anarchists. The bum tramps are too
far gone to be anything, and there is
always a far larger percentage than
people usually suppose of decent men
among what are called tramps-honest
men out of work, or who have suffered
misfortunes. On this point exact
knowledge is better than theory, and
we refer the Times to Supt. Carroll of
the city woodward or Supt. Eastman at
Sockanosset. both of whom know more
about tramps than all the newspapers
in the State put together.
@If Mr.. Commissioner Peck has been
entity of illegally destroying certain
documentary evidence entrusted TO his
care it will be rather bad for him.
Journal.
But he hasn't. Don't you wish he
hady
Who would not rather be taught ito
plead for woman's love-" and be led Into
the mazy Dance" than give himself over
TO books or pictures or domestic pleas
ures journal.
Aha. There he is again, evidently
the same fellow who said few weeks
ago. swe want more healthy Dianas
than we have got" Who'd suppose that
such crusty, dyspeptic and ncurasthenic
wump. who can see no good in any,
thing. should have such an eye for the
girls? There's hope for him yet. But
he mustn't scorn domestic pleasures,
either.