Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-10-02
Az on THE TOWN.
,osvgRSsuoNS J0uED DOWN BY
our SfPoRIARS
~..s riak Some Of the Things Cid-
si'1, ~ raaas Aboui-A Few Funny
SORTS Sandwiehed In.

. srs lll-A--a He~'
Sorts Slndwiehsd In.
siro said a local politician yes
he reaectively bit the end of
s'l1' without offering the reporter
's' .rbsre is a decided falling of in
oa' entity Of beer supplied to politi-
m. This year. There seems to be
' understanding on the part of all
85ates that there is to be no
l' TASTED in that way this year, and
'- ~ are keeping faith with one an
81 =. way which is saving big
o.--, m an engaged in the practical
n0-,' s,deayOrIug TO get there In No
so'e n used 20 be, in former cam
t- +bat bundredS-yeS, thousands
3,rrs-s was poured ont In this way
~ ~, ~, and kegs of beer TO every Tom,
and Harry who came along. This
did rom0re good than II 1t had
o5rred into sewer. This year
s- Fgsy is being saved by the candi-
.... N both parties, or is being put TO
-.r.1 better use, and IL Is good
7, .~r for a.i concerned.
s,ns men find fault because Of in
.~tssof temper but there are other
who find fault because they think
u, a-s developing analytical minds.
:. .ts lsst-menJioned class belongs the
who claims to have discovered that
n35tb.acks are as scarce as good
chars "You now how creepy ana
.,-,f,rtqble 10 makes q person." said
~. man t0 the reporter, when a
.---sr runs his sticky hands over ones
~ ,f-sr a clean shave, or when be
~. fFa wet and sOapy end of towel
gres ewes. Well, i feel Just the
~a wav when a clumsy boOt0lack
$50, LAYER upon layer Of 0lacking upon
n shoes 10 give them an extra thick
,.b. There is not one 0ootblack In
tr-ired who cOmprehends that the
81. kind OF q shine can be produced
.-.- the slightest application OF black
,- O} course the blacking must be
-3 Three-fOurthS of the shoes worn
+, Wheeling are cracked and spoiled
* having too much blacking put on
ss... an,. lif ae-f0urths Of the men who
ra-r1r.ze barber shops lse annoyed hy
va.-ueariug but clumsy BARRIERS sOZ-
l.,r mixture of bay rum and soap
,rtbe ewes, nose and mouth, when the
,rr.ieat.ou OF the dampened end OF the
-rsI Co the lower part of the face is all
n.tis required. DaintiueSs is almost
q, unknown quality in the tOnsOrial
ma .boe5acking professions"
81 bad a tough experience the other
morning, said a young man about town
who noted for being a thoroughly
good fellow, and one who is not given
20 lying, except when there is good Oc-
asou for 10. lit is my CUSTOM" said
be-. ".0 get up about o'clock in the
n5n.ug-you know I sleep in bachelor
,slr.msats-and the first thing I want
20 see. before I am dressed, is the morn
Ing paper. The boy usually throws 10
mad the double doors at the foot of the
steps. aud Z generally smble down be-
fore lam entirely dressed 70 get it. On
.t.s particular morning / was unusually
.auous Co get the paper for had heard
II something che night before / sup
posed Wa1.d be 10 the paper, and / was
Interested CD see what was said. The
ac- IS ] bad but one garment on and
1gai down stairs, opened the front
i5r. aud went out in the vestibule after
le sheet AsI grabbed it the front
door, which had momentarily let 90
%. blew shut, and there / was. The
to1 fastened with a night latch on the
inside, and rs there was no one else
Che house I had Co stand there for
l-te mortal hours before anyone l
iusw came within earshOt, and then
Fe had 20 break the door open to get in.
J dU't believe I ever SwOre so much In
aree hours To- all the course Of a some
what checkered life as / did on that
PARTICULAR occasion. I swOre my friend
90 secrecy, but the story is too good 10
uep, even IL it is on myself"
"Whats the reason the old horse car
rails can't be removed from the Island
approach TO the suspension bridge, and
along Zane streer?" asked citizen
yesterday. 'They have always been
great nuisance % drivers OF vehicles,
n- now that they are no longer used,
tseems To me they could be taken up
Without disc0mmoding the street rail-
way companies"
This has been tough summer on
physicians, said one Of that profess
sion, yesterday. There hasn't been
sickness enough 10 nay for horse feed,
torseyeral months past and the out
oP6 is bad, unless we have a run on
co. Ms, etc., this fall People have so
II lerd.iy taken 10 boiling their drink
Swater, and taking precautions OF
SORT and another, that there has
T. less sickness during the summer
for years past. This is a good
g Of course-but a fellow is liable
.sh be had taken up theology or
.na.Ism, or some other profession"
W. plans for the new bridge across
1 river are undergoing material
+, " SAID superintendent Joseph
" ]n, Of the Wheeling and Belmont
~ e Company, yesterday. I'VE came
b conclusion, after consultation
fSEngineer Hilderbrand, that the
NaS originally designed was not as
pS 10 ought TO be 70 stand the
OF modern street cars, which are
time growing heavier, and as q