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Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-09-18
IT'S ALL IN THE DRAW.
So Says j. ii. Williams, Who Argues
Through the Means OF Proverbs.

so says j. n. Williams, Who Argues
Through the Means OF Provrrbs
The task is easy and pleasant enough
provided man has made the right selection
in choosing wife and she has also drawn a
prize in the marriage lottery.
There are wives and wives, and as no two
feminine dispositions are exactly alike, the
formula for the successful management of
one vile might prove dismal failure when
administered 20 another.
Petruchio discovered what he evidently
regarded as shrewd method of manag ing
wife. 1t worked miracle in Katharine,
Transforming her into a gentle and obedient
''sharer of his joys and sorrows." But
Petruchio's treatment could not be pre-
scrlbed In all such violent cases. Once
upon time man, whose wife possessed
temper OF about 1890 in the shade, wit
messed performance of ''The Tanning of
the Shrew." He was so deeply and favor
ably impressed with Petruchio's recipe
for 'killing wife with Kindness" that he
resolved to "try it on his better half as
soon as he reached home. Six months
later he had no wife to manage She
secured divorce on the ground of cruel
and lnhuman treatment.
Mans experience in managing wives Is
necessarily limited to one woman. There
ere some exceptions-particularl in Utah.
solomon was striking exception. But
Solomon evidently knew how to manage
wife, and the keynote of his success may be
found in some of his utterances, viz:
A soft answer turneth away wrath.
Pleasant words are as honeycom5, sweet to
the soul and health to the bone.
He that is slow to an er is better than the
spirit
that taketh CITY,
Better is dry morsel and quietness there
with than house full of sacrifice and strife.
IL Is better to dwell in the wilderness than
with contentious and angry woman.
j. H. WILLIAMS
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-09-18
THE MAN WITHOUT A ST.

May exist as museum freak, but
us recognize the stomach as nece5
life and comfort. Most of us eIpor
little trouble from this source occas
wrong action OF the stomach caus
pepsia, ETC., and o ten the trouble
involving the liver and bowels, wh
find biliousness and constipation.
also that the bowels and kidneys
sewage system) become clogged WI
matter, from which comes impure
boils, blOtches. pimples, scrofula, sc
swellings and cancerous complain
Burdock Blood Bitters taken at tn.
ming. or at any later stage, ARE
trouble, restores the disordered
activity, thereby removing every Vt
disease. B. B. B. is an absolutely !
tract of roots and herbs. which :
injure even the most delicate const
and as a cure for dyspepsia, bilio
constipation, bad blood, etc., succee
cases out of 100. aul
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-09-18
A Very IouD Drfva

-Four wealthy citizens of Winnipeg,
Manitoba, have left there with the intention
OF making. one of the longest drives on
record. Their destination is Jacksonville,
Fla, distance of $500 miles. After
spending the winter in Florida, the party
will, early in the summer, drive from
Jacksonville to Chicago. and, after taking
in the Worlds Fair. begin the return dri ve
to Winnipeg.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-09-18
How ths Tyroleans Look.

The mountaineer peasants of Nortl
Italy and the Tyrol are unusual among
immigrants to this country, but one
and then encounters them upon the Str
of New York, where they are easily r.t
nized BY their great stature, sturdy legs
shoulders, hard sunbrowned features,
felt hats, creased in imitation of Kossu
headgear, and ornamented with the scini
like cocks feather. Their footgear,
distinctive, being coarse-legged boot
pointed toes, and high tapering heel
an article of apparel as it seems
would dare venture out with in a re
difficult footing.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-09-18
oPIE Read WOULD HEDGE.
II Managed at 4li n Wife Should Be Ma
aged Strictly on the OuIet,

If Managed at AII a Wife Should BE Man.
aged Strictly on the Quiet.
There are undoubtedly many ways to
manage wife, but failure is generally the
result-that Is, if the wife should receive
the intimation that her husband is irving to
manage her. If a wife is managed at all it
is better to conduct the performance in a
manner so quiet and confidential as to keep
it entirely hidden from her. 1t mainly de-
pends upon the wife as to whether or not
she is to be managed. If she decides not to
be managed, and this decision will soon
manifest itself in some unexpected way. it
were well for the husband to "hedge" in
some beseeming manner.
We would naturally suppose that deli
cate little blue-eyed creature with won't
you please lore me" expression of counte-
nance and half suppressed lisp that brings
a suggestion OF STRAY note of music found
floating on a sunbeam"-1 say we would
naturally suppose this sort of ethereal en-
bodiment to be easily managed; but she
isn't. In truth she holds her husband-if
she has one, and if she hasn't she'll get one
very soon-in condition which is not ex-
dCLly bheh9 VI uChpSNhSNhOoSg Ou1 " NUN 10 q
slavery almost as abiect. But is he afraid
of her? Surely not. She rules him with
her tears; and it is better to be ruled with
an oaken plant than with a flood of
tears"
All, but how should wife be managed?
By attention, by little respects and cour-
tesies, by keeping romance alive in the
house. A woman who once has loved is
forever alter child of romance A rose
given to her at evening is far more effective
than morning argument
The man who sets in with the determina-
tion to rule his wife may find certain sort
Of happiness, but he is not likely to COM
any Of it to her. Happiness is
only in a peculiar condition of
Manage we'll yourself, and in that may
lie the management of your wife.
OPIE READ.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-09-18
ARPs 4s YEARS EXPERIENCE.

Bill Says They Don't Manage Them Down
In the Land of Dixie.
Is 1t . sell or a conundrum? We don't
manage them down here. 1 have been mar.
ried 43 years. and such a thing as managing
my wife never occurred to me. I didn't
marry her for that 1t is very well to talk
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-09-18

Imagination, . character in my stories
am not married.
Sometimes I wish we're; and then, again,
for her sake, I'm glad it isn't true.
HOWARD FIELDING.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-09-18

COMPETENT, Trustworthy and experienced
women furnished by the hour to take charge
OF packing, cleaning and rearranging of
household effects.
W. A. HoxvKLER, Storage.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-09-18


invented jointly by Richter artillery and
augment and tanna balloon with the
balloon likely
n the Of
pended which oscillation
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-09-18

tucky; Horace Gray, Massachusetts; Sam
uel Blatchford, New York; Lucius Q. G.
Lamar, Mississippi; David j. Brewer, Kan
sas. Henry B. Brown, Michigan.
3. Chief Justice, John W. Stayton; Asso-
ciate Justices, Reuben R. Gaines and John
I. Henry.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-09-18
The Baseball Situation.

Baseball has been in the background for
week or two, but it is still fourishing Its
banners. 1 have had little or ro space to
DISCUSS anything about it for sometime and
this week l am not in a much better fix.
All of US who take an interest in the
national game will be exceedingly pleased
to note that the close of the season
promises to be very satisfactory one
Some Of the clubs, to be sure, will lose
money and others will make little. While
l am not inclined to discuss at present the
pros and cons of the 12-club league. L am
convinced that as long as it lasts there will
always be a few clubs that will lose money
and it may be they will lose more than they
care this year.
But outside of a few clubs that have made
very bad showing almost all the year, the
other teams have done admirably; that is,
they have made fine race. 1t is the
closeDess of contest that makes it popular
more than anything else and certainly the
first six teams in the race have had a battle
toysl from start to finish.
Considering the closeness of the race
there has not been as much money made as
there should have been, and this TACT will,
am sure, more than anything else prompt
the magnates to reduce salaries as much as
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-30
The OTHER YELLOW BOY.

Since Denis Kearney's shibboleth of
''The Chinese must go" was followed up
by the exclusion act of 1888, the increase
Of Mongolians in the Pacific states has
been slow and gradual. As the act made
no objections to Japanese, the inhab-
itants of the great garden island have
been coming in at goodly rate in the
past two years. For the sake of acquir-
ing the English language, they have
stood ready to accept almost any kind of
menial employment that did not confine
them to the honse during school hours.
From 8 to the average Jap studied like
a beaver.
But this applied more to the Japanese
in California than elsewhere. Up to
the northwest OF US the work in dwell
ings was scarcer, because there were
fewer people able to keep servants; and
the consequence was that the Japs
had to go out and tackle the
heaviest Kind OF manual labor.
The Upton line Of steamers which
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-30
THE HEADQUARTERS MATTER

Nothing Definite Known About the Pro-
posed Removal.
The dispatch published in yesterday g
HERALD, from Santa Fe, N. NJ, stating
that it was expected that the headquar-
ters of the department. of Arizona would
be removed from this city to that place,
caused considerable anxiety in army
circles. The amount of evidence to
which the dispatch 10 entitled cannot
yet be ascertained.
The fact that the dispatch originated
at Santa Fe is against its having much
foundation, while on the other hand /,
the publication in the Army and Navy
Journal of New York in its last issue,
of a paragraph to the same effect, lends
color to the idea that it has an official
basis.
There is weak part in the dispatch,
however, when it states that Gen. Nc
Cook will be assigned to the depart
ment of Texas. General Wheaton was
given that department several months
ago. 1t is, of course, possible that a
general transfer of commandants of de-
partments is contemplated.
AS will be seen in another column.
the directors of the chamber of COM
merce have taken action regarding the
matter, and it was stated yesterday by
those who should know, that Governor
Markham had telegraphed to the war
department, asking that an immediate
order in the case be deferred until the
claims Of Los Angeles could be pre-
sented.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-30

has just gone into bankruptcy.
brought over great many of these fell
lows, who, finding indoor employment
almost unobtainable in Oregon and
Washington, entered the employ of the
Union Pacific railway as section hands
and were sent out into the southern por.
ton of Idaho. There they might have
continued for an indefinite period. had
not the smallpox broken ont in their
ranks in camp near Boise City.
Now. that whole section OF country is
up in arms against the wretched Japs,
who have been given just one day to
leave the capital city. At Nampa.
twenty-one miles west OF there, similar
peremptory measures for their expul-
sion have taken place and it is claimed
that the presence of these MongoIs is in
violation of the contract labor law. That
the federal statute referred to hiss been
and is constantly being violated, in Pa
cific and Atlantic maritime commerce
alike, we have never once doubted. The
Japs are preferable to Chinese, to be
sure, but they are non-assimilating
race and ineligible to naturalization.
We cannot expect to have white mans
government unless we afford proper pro-
lection to white labor against the un-
wholesome competition of barbaric
rapa
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-30
A BRITISH EMPIRE IN AMERICA.

When the founders OF the American
republic separated from the dominion OF
the British crown, they never contem-
plated such condition OF affairs as the
foundation of an English empire within
the domain of the American republic.
Yet such is actually the case. 1t was
quite enough that the Republican party,
between 1860 and 1870, should have
given away several million acres to the
railway corporations, let alone allowing
nonresident English barons and earls to
acquire nearly 20,000,000 acres in the
very heart of the American continent.
The following list shows the lands held
by such absentees, who spend their rev.
enues abroad and are endeavoring to re-
duce this country to the condition of
Ireland:
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-30
TIE Bell telephone owners are trying

THE Bell telephone owners are trying
to dodge taxation in this state at speed
that beats anything. In most of the
counties they want their machines re-
duced to a valuation OF So, when the
current rate for the use of them is $50
per year, which is the interest on $500.
Telephones are necessity in every
mans business, but they are like fire.
good as servants but bad as masters.
They should be taxed just as any other
property is taxed. A house that rents
for $40 per month should be assessed at
$4,000 to $4,000 year, and so on. Prop
erty of all kinds should be rated accord
ing to Its current income; and the men
who operate these telegraph and tele-
phone companies should be taught a
wholesome and effective lesson once and
for all time, and the burden of that les
son is that they are public servants and
not the public's masters.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-30

The outcome of the Santa Cruz con-
vention yesterday shows that Mr.. Her
vey Lindley has not lost his cunning
and that, notwithstanding the vigorous
opposition OF the Times, he has been
able to carry the convention of the
Sixth congressional district by an over
whelming majority. 1t is question as
to whether the style of canvass directed
by our contemporary against Lindley was
at all times judicious; and there are not
wanting people who believe that, if the
Times had been more temperate in its
opposition, this nomination might not
have occurred. Mr.. Lindley is undoubt-
edly very vulnerable candidate, and
one that might easily be beaten, and
he will probably fall outside of the
breastworks if the people of this district
do not get the idea that he is being
made the victim of persecution. The
real solution of the congressional propo-
sition is the nomination of the Hon.
Stephen M. White by the Democrats.
With that gentleman in the field the
outcome would be highly gratifying to
the Democracy. Mr.. White could not
fail to make an immediate and memoir
able mark in the house of representa-
tives, and his translation to the senate
of the United States would be easy,
natural and assured, and at an early
dow
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-30
NOTES..
CHAMBER OF COMMERCE.
Meeting of the Observation-Disclosures to
the Exhibit.

Meeting of the Directors-Ad editions to
the Exhibit.
The board Of directors of the chamber
OF commerce met yesterday afternoon.
Those present were Messrs. Breed, Me-
Garvin, Wells, Edwards and Francisco.
Routine business was transacted and
the reports of committees received and
acted upon.
Director Breed moved that as there
was talk of removing the army head
quarters from this city to New Mexico.
committee of five, of which President
Wells should be chairman, should be
appointed 10 ascertain what could be
done about the matter. Directors Breed
Francisco, Towne and freeman were
appointed on the committee.
Very attractive exhibits were sent in
Yesterday from the ranch of Edward
Durham at La Canada, in the shape of
mammoth strawberries, blackberries
and French prunes, the latter on brach-
es twelve to sixteen inches long and con-
tanning twenty to thirty prunes each.
These, Mr.. Durham says, are samples of
his crop of ten acres, from which he has
sold forty tons at $50 per ton. Samples
of the branches will be put up by the
Baker process for the worlds fair. 1855
ID. Griswold of Westminster sends a
sample Of drumhead cabbage weighing
twenty pounds, measuring forty inches
in circumference. He says he will ex-
hibit larger specimens next year in
Chicago. sa
@. Cole of Colegrove displays on the
Cahuenga table, lemons, oranges and
corn in stalk, twelve feethigh, and sam
pies of wheat and rye for the worlds
fair.
j. j. Jones sends from Palmdale
plums, prunes, apples and pears.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-30

THE arrest and imprisonment OF
psalm" Davis, at Carson, for contempt
of court in refusing to divulge the
author of confidential communication,
will not be such hardship ON the sage
brush Yorick as some people might at
first imagine. The party who gave him
the information at once came forward
and shouldered the blame, SO that Davis
was released. Those politicians have
"struck a snag'' in this affair. Capital
lists, such as Stanford and Huntington,
can afford to fight newspapers, although
they are not really anxious to do so.
But politicians who undertake the job
will find, in seven cases out of ten, that
they have reckoned without their host.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-30
n IS SAID that Mckee Rankin's com

In IS SAID that Mckee Rankin's COM
pany viii shortly visit our city, to per-
form their sensational drama entitled
A Runaway Wife, at one of our theaterz.
They mightas well stay at home and
save their railroad fares. There have
been two cases of connubial skedaddle-
ment here within the past two weeks /;
and we can have enough of that sort OF
business here in everyday life, without
paying dollar per head to see the same
thing in theater. In warm weather
like this, the average Angeleiio would
rather invest his money in car fare to
the beach and in clam chowder, ,.after be
gets there.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-30

To man of ordinarily tender sensi-
bilities, the sight OF an old man going
to prison, to end his days in misery
and disgrace, is sad aud solemn enough.
But when the defendant is an embez-
zlerfrom his employers, while in receipt
of salary Of $4,000 per annum, all gym
pathy for him must vanish to the four
winds. The arrest of Mr.. Bidleman at
San Diego, for robbing his employers of
money to squander in houses of ILL
repute, is lesson to men occupying
positions of fiduciary character.
Touch rattlesnake or plague-sore
before you tamper with your employer s
each. 1t can only end in degradation
and ruiu. M
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-30

from 1t. All efforts to sustain his rights
in the premises have been unavailing.
For twenty-seven years McGarrahan has
hung about Washington in the hope OF
getting justice done him in this matter I;
and now the cup OF hope is dashed from
his lips just as he was beginning to en-
joy the first foretaste of success. Nc
Garrahan was middle-aged man when
he went there. His hair is now white
with age and his once erect figure badly
bent. This win be the last Of him.
Life will be too short for another strug-
gle like those he has made in the years
gone by.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-30

Now we are confronted with the un-
pleasant spectacle of 1000 to 5000 men
turned out Of work in one state alone,
just because they will not work for
starvation wages. Suppose these men
wish to come west and take up land, Ia
order that they may live by the tilling
Of the soil, where are they to settle :?
Though the aid of dummy" settlers
and iniquitons land-lawyers, the lands
which should have served as homes for
these locked out mechanics, are now
owned by men who will spend the
rental and income Of these lands in
luxurious living abroad.
A well-known economic writer who
has given the land question more than
a passing consideration, says that nearly
all the good land is taken up already by
these foreign syndicates; and that out
of what is yet unclaimed there is not
one acre in ten that will reproduce the
seed that is sown upon it. In addition
to the above there have been enough
lands given away, in smaller parcels, to
English land-grabbers, to bring the
total area up to an empire three times
| as large as California, five times as large
| as Oregon, thirteen times as large as In
diana and one hundred and fifty times
the size of Rhode leland.
The Republican party is the
political Pecksniff of the century.
Under the specious plea of striking off
the black mans shackles, it has riveted
the letters of servitude on the white
laborer till he is no better off now than
was the black man in 1860. Its leaders
profess undying devotion to the tradi-
tions of '76, but they are playing into
the hands of the descendants of the men
who were thrashed by Gates at Sara
togs, by Wayne at Ticonderoga and by
Sumter at the Cowpens. If the accursed
laws of primogeniture and entail, which
have made modern English government
an exclamation point on the lips of the
civilized world, should ever gain ascend
ancy in this country, it will be through
| the foothold gained here by the British
aristocracy through the connivance of
the so-called Republican party. Under
the specious plea of freedom to all and
equality before the law, that party has
bartered away to the British aristocracy
for mere "mess of pottage" the most
sacred heritage of the American people.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-30

EVERY cannery proprietor, from San
Diego to Ksrluk, owes vote of thanke
to Senator Carlisle, of Kentucky, for his
able speech on the tin-plate question
yesterday. Every fruit grower, whose
prosperity is dependent upon the prices
which he receives from the canneries,
is also under obligations to the gifted
representative of tne blue grass region
for the way that he has rent the veil of
the Mokanna OF protection and shown
him up in all his political deformity.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-30
rake GOOD care Of one ohildrsu.

II you have children, You will be in
terested in the experience of Mr.. John
Cook. of Pilot, Vermilion county, Ill.
He says: 1.-TWO years ago two OF my
family, q young man and girl, had
very severe and dangerous attacks OF
bloody fiux. The doctor here was nm
able, after weeks time, to check or
relieve either case. threw the doctor
overheard and began using Chamber
lain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhwa rem
edy. Improvement WAS Eeen very soon
and my children arose in few days
from what / feared would be their death
bed. 1t is grand, good medicine" For
sale by @. F. Heinzsman, druggist, 2s2
N.'Main street.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-30

GENERAL WEAVER and Mrs. Lease are
speechifying through Colorado, on theii
way to the Pacific coast. They will ar
rive here about the Goth of August, and
there will be general rush of growing
hens and political bellwethers to listen
to them. The New York gambler who
offered $1,000 to $4,000 that Weaver does
not get one electoral vote, and $4,000
even that he does not carry a single
state, has not yet met with any ac-
centora
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-30
LINDLEY's PLEDGES.
he Promises to Pull for Appropriate
If Elected,

he Promises to Pull for Appropriations
II Elected.
SANTA Cruz, July 29.--Aiter Heryey
Lindley's nomination for congress this
morning, by the sixth district Rspubli-
can convention, Hon. L. A. sheldon and
Senator Carpenter, of Los Angeles, were
appointed committee to notify Mr.
Lindley Of the fact and to escort him to
the hall. Lindley appeared, returned
thanks for the honor, and pledged him
self to pull for appropriations. Speeches
were made by Sheldon, Hazard, Dom
nell and Gard, of Los Angeles, and
Duckworth, of Monterey. At 1920 the
convention adjourned sine die.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-30

WHEN the old Alaska Commercial
company of San Francisco found they
were liable to. be blocked off by Tevis,
Liebes and others, they bought two
islands on the coast of Ksmschatka from
the Russian government. A vessel ar
rived from there the other day with over
1000 saltsd sealskins. The lease of the
Pribyloy islands may not prove such a
lucrative venture for millionaire Tevis
and bis friends, after all.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-07-30

AND 80 Benjamin the Little vetoed
Che bill allowing poor old Billy McGar-
rahan to bring suit in the court of
claims to recover possession of the Pa
noche Grande land grant, which he
bought Of the Mexican grantee upwards
Of forty years ago. Some time along in
1854 thrifty Scotchman named Daniel
Glib opened quicksilver ledge on Nc
Garrahan's land and took out fortune