The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1892-04-07

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| the democrats now have OF obtaining
the presidency Is through throwing
the election into the House Of Repre-.
sentatiyes which they already cor
troll. AS This can be done only by
the third party carrying several Of
the northwestern states and as none
Of those states can I've carried by that
party without the votes Of republican
members Of the Farmers Alliance
and kindred organizations, IL would
seem TO be n sort Of forlorn hope in
which they are INDUCING.
The lionizing Ivy n portion Of the
New York city press Of the two
Americans who have helped to dis
grace the nam OF Americans in Eu-
rope is enough to bring the blush TO
every honest man and woman. Those
two alleged men have forfeited the
respect Of everyone who honors
womanly virtue and admircs manly
honor, one by his action, and the
other by his n~on.action; and for the
rest Of their lives they should both
he socially outlawed.
The United States did not seek
either OF the wars IL has had with
England, nCr does IL seek n war now,
but il war ONE it will administer n
third licking TO the worlds bully
much easier than II did upon the
other two occasions. If this he lingo.
ism let the pro- English press in this
country make the most Of it.
This years cotton crop will, II is
estimated, reach 5000, 600 bales.
Cotton Is no longcr king it has been
dcpOscd by oyerproduction, and IL Is
not to be wondered at that the cotton
raisers cry hard times. No producer
or class of producers can be success.
ful if the unwrittcn law Of supply and
demand be violated.
Senator Hill has been up TO Albany
TO give his man, Flower, some instruc.
tons about his duties. New York
would do well TO send somebody to
Washington to give Senator Hill some
instructions, as TO the senatorial du-
ties he is supposed to perform for the
state.
There Is n slight difference OF oplr-
ion between President Elliot, OF
Harvard College, and some other en-
incnt gentlemen who are supposed to
be familiar with Utah matters, con
concerning the abandonment of
polygamy Ivy the Mormons.
Congress could not do n more pop.
ular thing than to pass that bill ap.
prOpriating 500, 900 towards the en-
tertainment Of the veterans who will
attend the G. A. r., encampmcnt, nj
Washington, this year.
The Chicago boodlcrs found talk.
ing through the ceiling MS dangerous
rs other men have found talking
through their hats. Tho boodlcrs
will hereafter do their confidential
talking in the middle Of M open lot
The heart must be hard that doe,
not respond in some way, however
small, TO the walls which every brcczC
Is waiting from the millions OF starv-
ing Rus ,ians To their moro fortunate
brothers and sisters throughout the
world,
The New York headquarters OF
the Cleveland boom are in Wall street
and is probable that he expects the
largest part Of his "sincws Of war
to he accumulated in the same
locality.
We are subject to twenty four
hundred different diseases, and vet
we blackguard the poor doctor who
wrongly diagnoses our complaint,
He has just 2,399 chances against
him,
The things that Lord Salisbury
knows this country will reject, and
which he is willing TO submit in order
TO gain time for the Canadian poach
ing scalcrs would I'LL a book.
Poor Hill, The Gcorgians are nj.
ready referring TO him rs n "dcad
duck in the political barn.yard, and
only the other day they were cnthusi.
astically entertaining him IN "taffy.''
The Cleveland boom was n little
late in taking the road, and a little
slow in recovering from the I'LL
smashup, hut IT is now running on
schedule time again.
"littlc Rhody" should be carefully
ballastcd before Mr.. Cleveland throws
himself into the melee now IN pro.
grcss within her borders,
The one democrat who has come
out ahead during the present session
Of congress Is Mills OF Texas, who
has captured n scnatorship.
We truly believe De Wits Little
Early Riscrs TO be the most natural
most effective, most prompt aud
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