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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1892-08-27
Proving Their Sanity.

According to somewhat dubious ira
dition, the Greek dramatist, Sophocles,
at the age of 80, was accused of imbe-
cility by his son Jophon He rebutted
the calumny by reciting before his
judges, the Phratores, the magnificent
passage in his tragedy of Gdious Colo
neus, which describes the arrival of
Gdipus in the sacred forest of Colonna.
Having thus vindicated his genius, he
retired amid applause. In the Seven
teenth century, says Lelanne, the Able
Cotin, having sold his property in return
for life annuity, was denounced by his
relatives as out of his mind. In self de-
fense the abbe invited the commission
ers de lunatico inquirendo to come and
hear him preach. They went, they lis
tened, and decided in his favor. All the
Year Round.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1892-08-27
Took Him for a Tree.

Not very long ago the keeper Of the
wild cattle at Chillingham escaped being
injured by them in way which shows
how much may be accomplished byI
presence Of mind. They were being fed,
and he in some way had got between
them and the hills, when, something
having alarmed them, they made one
Of the mad rushes in which, like High
land cattle, they often indulge. He gave
himself up for lost, as he was in the open
ground where the two contingents had
TO meet as they came flying round the
paddock. Partly because he was Scots
man, and resolved to die with "his face
to the foe,' but still more because he
knew flight to be certain death, he folded
his arms, drew himself up to his full
height, and stood perfectly motionlesA
He says himself that he expected to be
killed, but the cattle, perhaps mistaking
him in the dusk for a tree stump or a
gate post-to which his gaunt figure
bears no slight resemblance-swerved as
they approached and scampered past
without touching him. Montreal Star
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1892-08-27
Penmanshin at the Vatican.

Autotype machines have Just been
served out for the first time to some of
the copying clerks at the Vatican, but
they are only to be used for the toughest
kind of proof work which has to be done
in hurry. The pope dislikes the lnno-
vation, for he is anxious-and rightly so
not to break up the admirable school
of penmanship which lourishes at the
Vatican. There is no such writing in
the world as that which is seen on the
documents sent out by the Curia All
the copying clerks of the first rank are
priests and monks, and many of them
real artists in caligraphy They are al
lowed to exercise their fancy in the trac-
ing of illuminated capitals and ornament
al rubrics or margins, but there must
not be a single erasure on page which
has to be issued in the popes name A
misplaced comma causes a whole page to
be rewritten. to Glasgow Herald.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1892-08-27
PURELY Personal.
Prince Bismarck Said to Be Partly Of
Slav Origin-CharleS Summers
AriStocratic Tastes.

Justice Lamar's long locks are whiten-
ing.
Francis Parkman, the historian, has
been partially blind for several years.
Four living ex- Governors of Massa rhu-
setts were born in 1SlS-Boutwell, Olaf
lin, Rice and Butler.
Alexander Russell Webb, United States
Consul at Manila, Philippine Islands, is
reported TO have become a convert to
Islam.
Moses S. Beach, the former owner Of
the Sun, who died at Peekskll recently,
was one OF the earliest advocates OF the
Brooklyn bridge.
Samuel Sloane, the millionaire rail-
road President, has dislike for type
writer's, human and mechanical, and
writes all his letters in autograph.
Mrs. Humphrey Ward is wonderful
linguist; che is versed in French, Ger
man, Spanish and Italian literature, to
say nothing of Latin, Greek and He
brew.
Rudyard Kipling has told the truth
about Montreal, as he did about New
York, and the swell clubs of that city
have also ostracized him. He doesn't
seem to care much about it, however.
T. S. Southard, now in his S5th year,
is the oldest shipbuilder in Maine. He
lives in Richmond, and has built over
100 vessels. His name is familiar one
in shipping circles all over the world.
One OF the seven or eight Americans
who have been elected to the new British
Parliament is F. A. Charming, a son OF
Rev. w. II. Charming and nephew of
the famous Unitarian preacher, William
Ellery Charming.
"Nicknamed Congressman are by no
means nonentities, as used to be thought.
Remembering "Ran" Tucker and "Sun-
set" Cox, however, we must expect
more than we've had yet from "Tom''
Watson of Georgia.
The Shah of Persia and the Sultan oil
Turkey each possess mat worked with
pearls and diamonds, valued at over So.
900, 900. Prayer mats of such a value
should give powerful favor to religious
petitions in which humility is the lead
ing feature.
At the recent wedding in Dublin oI
the Viceroy's daughter the Viceroy him.
self looked quite bride-like in his attire
He wore the diamond star and collar o.
st. Patrick, and the multitudinous white
satin ribbons attached to it suggested
wedding favors to the unknowing.
Frau Theresa Vogl, once one of the
great dramatic sopranos OF Germany
wife of the distinguished tenor, Helm
rich Vogl, will retire in October from
active work at the Munich royal opera
where both she and her husband have
been the leading singers for the las
twenty-six years.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1892-08-27
A New Barometer.

1t is nothing more or less than the fig
sre of a general made of ginger bread
which Clavette buys every year at the
Place du Trone When he gets home he
hangs his purchase ON nail. You know
the effect of the atmosphere on ginger
bread? The slightest moisture renders it
soft; in dry weather, on the contrary, it
grows hard and tough. Every morning
on going out Clavette asks his servant:
"What does the general say?"
The man forthwith applies his thumb
to the figure and replies:
"The general feels dabby about the
chest; you'd better take your umbrella. "
On the other hand, when the symp-
toms are "hard and unyielding," our
worthy colleague sallies forth in his new
hat.-Almanach de PAtelier.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1892-08-27
NO. 13.
ELF SONG.

twist the toes Of the birds a-doza
tinkle the dew bells bright;
chuck the chin o. the dlinpledrose
TIN she laughs In the stars din light
The glowworm's lamp hide 10 ia damn,
steal the wild bees sting;
ipinch the toad til his legs are acramn
And clip the beetles wing.
. ho' o hey
Ny pranks play
With never note Of warning
set a snare for the moonbeams fair
All wrought Of spider web twine;
tangle the naughty childrens hair
In snarl Of rare design
! Nit through the house without any nois
There's never an elf 50 sly;
break the toys Of bad little boys
And the cross little girls who cry
o hey o no
work them woe,
Til crows the cock In the morning.
Samuel Minturp Peck In St Nicholas.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-02-20
NOT MUCH OF If.

REUBEN has the grip. Well he ha.
always had the grip, he writes, that is he
never lost it-but to use the expression
as we would say in France, REUBEN has
been seriously disturbed with La Grippe.
| We use the capital letsers because they
are larger than those which are not cap
ital letters.
But REUBEN says he wants to talk a
little this morning, and have his thoughts
| printed in THE GLOBE which has horns
and which is a winner REUBEN has
been reading about the marriage of
young MIR BLAINE-JIM JUNIOR. they
call him, to the actress and then immedi-
ately following the marriage came a di-
vorce suit and she finally got the di'
vorce. REUBEN says that at dinners
they serve things that way, too. He
says you get the meal and then you order
pie. BLAINE got his wife and then he
called for a divorce-and they got.
But this is the story which REUBEN,
in his bed, told a reporter for THE GLOBE
and it is doubtless just as he told it:
"All this makes me tired. A dissipated
and s~coundrelly young buck-a libertine
no doubt and a walking disgrace in a
standing collar, marries a woman. The
parents object and young JIM thinks,
after gratifying all the desires which in
duced him to marry the girl, that Old
TYNT 10 rirhf and thpn 90 the story GOES
he commences to give her the very devil,
if it is possible for one Of his agents to
distribute chunks of his Majesty-COLO-
MEL SATIN. They say that it is possible.
Il believe, that young JIM BLAINE was
to blame. | believe that all men are to
blame, No woman ever fell from that
high and holy estate of chaste and vlr-
tuous ~womanhood, unles. some sleek
and low whispering %scoundrel first called
her down. | am not n to pirate off the
virtues of men. But | am one to defend
the virtue of ~wOmanhOod and | believe
that all the women who have peddled
their souls and gone down the wide and
winding way were those which some one
| stronger first asked and induced to step
aside.
BLAINE lived on the name which a
good mother and wonderful father gave
him. The son excited only pity and
| pity is all to which he is entitled. No
mercy is to be considered for the little
scamp deserves no sympathy.
Il think that when a scoundrel uses
his fathers name to disgrace both his
father and himself-c0urts, even, in con-
sidering their vulgar and uncalled for
cases should administer a rebuke which
would cause other upstairs to be careful"
And REUBEN took a drink of corn likker
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-02-20
BETTER

All men are e~ternally talking about
striking while the iron is hot.
OF course that is good advice if you
want to strike at all, but the question
should be considered, does that end the
business? We hold, in our own quaint,
if not curious way that il does not. We
are of the "deliberate OPINION as farmer
joe daniels would say, that there is much
more to do.
Strike while the iron is hot" Yes,
that's all right enough, but suppose the
iron is cold? Suppose that it is cold and
you have no fire and no coal? Suppose
last, if you will hat the iron is cold and
you have no fire and you have no coal
and you have no money to buy?
That is the way to put it. Then you
must go ont in the wOrld-you must take
off your coat and roll up your sleeves
and knock the pea-green stuffin' out of
things and raise the w~herewithall to buy
the things most needful TO get the iron
hot, and then you go at it and strike.
But did it ever com henc to you that
the poor devil who does all this receives
not one tenth of the credit as the fellow
who, having been given much, goes de-
liberately to his office and finds the hot
iron waiting upon his anvil? If you have
not thought of it, it is true, nevertheless
and The GLOBE wants to make this
addition, Strike while the iron is hot
we who may-but if the iron is not hot
Heat It,"
This is the advice The GLOBE gives,
but it would request that people gener-
ally who wonder why some poor devil
has not struck before, wait until the fire
is made and the iron secured.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-02-20
ALI, ROT.

THE GLOBE printed yesterday some
stuff which was news when 1t was news
| about the Raleigh newspapers. The idea
of Joe daniels becoming editor OF he
only morning paper in Raleigh is the
height of rot. He cannot do it-he may
attempt it, but if he secures the News and
Observer, he will be confronted by a
paper which We would start in Raleigh
within five weeks time. And we would
nave some fun. For joe daniels, who is
robbing the tax payers, legally, yet NOR
ally it is the same, of several thousand a
year, setting himself up as a great and hor-
rible example of pampered business VIII
not work. We shall go to Raleigh and
have a newspaper, and THE DURHAM
GLOBE will also be printed by the same
management. But we will raise a tenn
pest not in a tea pot but in Raleigh.
THE GLOBE is sorry to know that gen
t.emen like AsHE and JERNIGAN have
quarreled-that one claims to have
kicked the other out of a room. But the
facts appear that such was the case.
Instead Of turning in and running a
real newspaper there is every evidence
ahoat in Raleigh that all those who have
| type and presses desire TO simply give
their views to the public and suppress
news. This is why THE GLOBE printed
the consolidation scheme. 1t gives the
news when news is news. 1t does not
wait for the millennium nor for Christ
mas. 1t is not a waiter-it is a plunger
as we say in Wall street.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-02-20
AT RANDOM.

There's a trellis and a shadow VIII 'ch I see in
every hour
And the shadow and the trellis-ah it was a
shady bower.
And we sat there in the cleaning and also in
a chair,
She had complexion made of powder and |
think she wore false hair
= 4 =
And so far as our reporter can ascertain she
had on a great many false things-including
teeth.
But it is all over now.
married her and subsequently she threw a
Lick on the mouth.
Did you think the lick meant a kiss?
assure you that she not only smote me but
She SHIFTED me on the Mouth.
There may be music in heaven-but there
will be no sweeter music even there than the
laugh of an innocent child. GOD. how old we
g~row-hOw wicked we become,
Col. CHARLEY whitaker is going to Colds
bOro to-day and after he goes Col. JOHN
SCALES Will Scrub the Floor. Y hat has our
loathsome contemporary got to say about such
Business as this?
The story that Col. RAY WHITEHURsT has
announced himself for HILL is vigorously and
enthusiastically denied by that gentleman.
He says that he will remain with CLEVELAND
until the PM and Yellow Cows are coming
home.
Col. }. w. DOwD who went to Paris did not
go TO Paris. He simply bought some Paris
Green for his Colonel William Goat.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-02-20
Che Durham Qailp Globe,
Nv AL F~AIRBROTHER.

The GLOBE is published every day Sunday
excepted and delivered by carrier at $6.W a
year. or 80 cents a month. THE GLOBE circu-
lates throughout North Carolina.
THE WEEKLY LOB is a large eight-page
paper, containing all the news, and Is sent py
mail at S1.5O a year in advance.
~OHce-Corner Main and Church streets.
GLOBE telephone, No. so.
ADVERTISING RATES.
Space for one week cents per inch per issue,
when over 5 inches are taken.
Space per month, 81 per inch.
Reading matter 10 cents a line each insertion.
Business notices 5 cents per line each inser-
ton.
All advertisements and notices continued
until ordered out.
Address all communications 10
THE GLOBE,
Durham. n. G..
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-02-20
LET EN- GO ALONG.

THE GLOBE is free to confess that the
our files. The paper has been rocky at
~times-and yet we have printed the news.
The old man has been sick. He has re-
NAMED at the office, and the old woman
has been sick and he, that is the old man,
sent her home. But THE GLOBE is doing
very well, thank you-people are coming
in to take it.
And as the old nan looks upon his own
success, we also look upon the success
and work of. others.
X y X
The Wilmington Messenger seems to
be doing better and DIR KINGsBURY, the
most polished and the best informed
editor in the state, makes a remarkable
showing each day. KINGsBURY is a mar
vel, and we think he is foolish only in
one thing. A gentleman of his accom-
plishments could sell his articles in a
larger city for money; he could grace
the best magazine in the country-yet
we love him because he remains so loyal
to his first love-his chosen profession
which he honors and has honored.
The Oxford Day is humming away.
This is poetry. We know it is poetry
because COLONEL WHITAKER explains
to US that it is poetry and we know that
it is poetry. COLONEL kRoNHEIMER is
making a good paper, and his fifty cent
racket is all right. His paper is not
worth as much as the New York World,
to a stranger, but it is worth more to Ok
ford than all the " orlds ever printed.
May The Day grow stronger.
< X
Major jim Cook is doing really excel
lem work on the Concord Standard, and
it is hoped that he will get married and
settle up. He owes us a dollar and
twenty cents, which he borrowed when
we were in Jail at Concord, and if he
does not pay it pretty sOon we shall sell
him to some Cotton Gin. He does not
like that kind of Gin much, either.
One Of the sauciest little dailies in the
state and one which certainly pleases the
people there, is the Salisbury Herald. 1t
is neat and newsy and Salisbury should
see to it that it gets decent support.
The Raleigh papers are in trouble.
They are running politics and paying no
attention to business. They are not en-
titled to much sympathy as long as they
raise hades among themselves. The
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-02-20
ARE you IN 1T?

A Chance for Every Man to Live in His
Own House and Be Happy.
DIR. }. l.. Watkins, who during the past
year has added many desirable new resi-
dences TO Durham, all of which have
been sold oil reasonable terms to people
wishing nice but inexpensive homes, COW
offers TO build on best lots, beautifully
located, any style of house you wish and
sell on one, two and three years time.
This is aD opportunity to get a home
which should not be allowed TO pass you.
See DR.. Watkins at once and get his
figures
Chills and fever of three years standing
cured by Simmons Liver Regulatory.
Watkins, Watkins House, Uptonville, Ky.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-02-20

Col. JOE CAL.wELL is making a good
paper out of the Charlotte Chronicle-but
the people are not yet making a good
bank accoun for JOE. 1t is a shame that
his paper his paper has no more adver-
Using than it now carries.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-02-20

The News and Observer talks right. 1t
wants to see the Worlds fair a success
and the time to do something is now.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-02-20

Other of the bright boys on the state
press are doing we'll and printing good
papers and we will talk about EN- some
other time.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-02-20

LET the people come nOw-those who
Worlds fair.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-02-20

AND so they say that farmer joe
yearns to nave it all. Well, a legislature
which was rotten and corrupt and which
he worked, gave him a large part of it.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-02-20

The Henderson Tomahawk has not
shown up at this shop for a week. What
can the matter be?
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-02-20

world helps those who help themselves.
Especially if they deserve help. Until
An adjustment can be reached, no help is
needed at Raleigh.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-02-20
THE GLOBE,
Durham. n. G..

LET the loyal citizens of this state send
something for the Worlds Fair fund.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-02-20

- TIE GLOBE wants every school boy
and girl in North Carolina to send dime
to LEO ID. HEART, cashier First National
Bank, for the North Carolina exhibit at
the Worlds fair.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-02-20

SO FAR as THE GLOBE is concerned,
it would like to see GEORGE WATTS fix
up that y NJ. c. A. subscription before
he issues other big ~things-with strings
to EN-.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-02-20

THE GLOBE has been accused of be-
traying cotidence. TIE GLOBE never
makes a confident of those who DO wrong.
THE GLOBE is, therefore, not in tin
that line.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-02-20

The Raleigh papers are in trouble
They are running politics and paying no
attention to business. They are not en-.
titled to much sympathy as long as they
raise hades among themselves. The
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-02-20

One Of the sauciest little dailies in the
state and one which certainly pleases the
people there, is the Salisbury Herald. II
is neat and newsy and Salisbury should
see to it that it gets decent support.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-02-20

W A"AA'
TIE News and Observer talks right. 1t
wants to see the Worlds fair a success
and the time to do something is now.
AND so they say that farmer joe
yearns to have it all. Well, a Legislature
which was rotten and corrupt and which
he worked, gave him a large part of it.
~ TIE GLOBE wants every school boy
and girl in North Carolina to send a dime
to LEO ID. HEART, cashier First National
Bank, for the North Carolina exhibit at
the Worlds fair.
SO \ as THE GLOBE is concerned,
it would like to see GEORGE WATTS fix
up that y NJ. c.. A. subscription before
he issues other big things-with strings
to EN-.
THE GLOBE has been accused of be-
traying cotidence. THE GLOBE never
makes a confident Of those who do wrong.
THE GLOBE is, therefore, no in it-in
that line.
THE Oxford Day, always enterprising,
falls into line and knows what to do con-
corning the Worlds fair fund. 1t pro-
poses to help things out by raising a
popular subscription and turning it all
over to u general fund.
The Asheville Citizen says a column
in this paragraph: 1T is estimated that
10000, 600 people will visit the Worlds
fsir at Chicago. What those forty mil
lion won't see from North Carolina will
astOniSh some of them.
If IT were not for the silly jealousy of
some Of the newspapers Of the state,
North Carolina could go to Chicago well
represented. viii the bows fall in and
have the exhibit monumeutto The news
papers OF the state?
THE fund for the Worlds fair shows
that $3.50 have been paid in. Let all
people rally, and let us have an exhibit
which will make North Carolina folks
feel good when they go TO Chicago in
'93, which is only a little over a wear
away.
TIE fact that the state board of agri.
culture has arranged to make an exhibit
of North Carolina products al the Worlds
fair, will not interfere with the So, 900
fund which THE GLOBE proposes to raise.
The more we get the better for the state.
Send in your subscriptions.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-02-20

THE Oxford Day, always enterprising,
falls into line and knows what to do IN
corning the Worlds fair fund. 1t pro-
poses to help things out by raising a
popular subscription and turning it all
over to one general fund.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-02-20

If 1T were not for the silly jealousy of
Of the newspapers OF the state,
North Carolina could go to Chicago well
represented. Win the boys fall in and
have the exhibit a monument to The news
papers OF the state?
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-02-20
CAPITAL STOCK, sl5O,Ooo.O 90.
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President, Durham. ". S H~ALLIBrRTON Gao
EARTT, Treasurer, Durham. J. S. LIPSCOMB, Gen. Man,
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1892-01-27

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(Svithoid, 24oe Sec. '91.)
Fergus Falls ugeblad. [volume] (Fergus Falls, Minn.) 1882-1938, 1892-01-27

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bet anfees fom en- Seier for 6io
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