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Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1892-03-04
To Tunnel Into New York.

The Corbin management of the New
York q New England propose a tun-
mel into the heart of New York City
and the improvement of the whole
line. Besides this 100000 Of truns
bonds will be issued convertible into
preferred stock.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1892-03-04
FIxb,np for Com pli,ncnt..

Aged Maidcn-Tell me candidly
the name of the most beautiful lady
at the ball last night.
Gus de Smith-Please excuse me,
as L am really no Judge in such mat
tiers. "
Aged Maiden-Oh, 1 understand
you, you f1atterer, you. l caught you
looking at me three or four times
Texas Siftings.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1892-03-04
Temps Fugit.

"Johnny. how many hours are
there in a day." asked Col. Merger
of his son Johnny, who is attending
lectures at the University of Texas.
twenty-five hours" was the reply.
what has become of the. other
one:?"
81 don't know. hut / heard the
teacher say the days were one hour
longer than they used to be."-Texas
Siftings.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1892-03-04
A Reouest from TIL. Dock.

A Request from the Dock.
Murderer Ito judge)-Is this my
lawyers:
His Honor-Yes.
us he going to defend me-"
"Yes."
"If he should die could I have an
other?"
YES"
"Can ] see him alone for a few min
utes?"-Oomic.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1892-03-04
The Piano Lamp Shade.

you were speaking of getting a
piano lamp. Have. you got it YETI"
NO: papa couldn't afford to buy
the shade.'-Ncw York Press.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1892-03-04
On the Face oft.

II am welded to art" said Farley.
We'll" said Criticus. gazing at
Parley's picture, I'D get a divorce if
l were you. She has deserted vom."
Brooklyn Life.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1892-03-04
HUM0R OF THE WEEK.
STORIES TOLD BY FUNNY MEN
OF THE PRESS.

Many Odd. Curious, and Laushable
Phases of Human Nature Graphically
Portrayed by Eminent Word Artists OF
Our Own Day.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1892-03-04
The Only Way to Get 1t.

Editor-I have Just been elected
coroner of the county.
Printer-Bully for that. Well
make some money now.
Editor-Yes. Go out and shoot
somebody and I'll pay you your salary.
Atlanta Constitution.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1892-03-04
UnapprOachable.

Messenger-"A reporter desires to
interview the Herr Baron"
Ambassador-"Did you not tell him
that / am hoarse?"
Messenger-"Yes, sir: but he says
that he desires to ask questions only,
whercupon the Herr Baron need only
nod or shake his head"
Ambassador-"Wcll, tell him then
that L have a stiff neck."-Fliegcnde
Batter.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1892-03-04
"A Law-Ah,ding Officer.

Emigration officcr-"You say you
are coming to this country to marry.
Miss Millyunheiress?"
Foreign Nobleman-"I am"
Are you already engaged to marry
hcr?"
Il am"
"Thcn you are under contract and
the law forbidding the importation of.
contract laborcrs will prevent your,
landing. Go back to Europe. sir.
The manhood nobility Of America,
will not stand cheap foreign compe-
tition. Buffalo Express.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1892-03-04
"If he should die could I have an
Some Doubt About, It.

UsfHO OoUUt <ADOuVIts
Cholly-You seem all broken up,
old chap.
I Chappie-Yaas.
Cholly-What is the mattah?
Chappie-I don't know, l am suah,
but my man says he thinks l am in
love.-New York Life.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1892-03-04

In 1891. during tho
five months ending De.
cembcr 81. the p o
from the United states
to Porto Rico amount.
ed III value TO SGss.47S.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1892-03-04

In 1850. during the
eleven month his ending
November 80. the ex.
ports of steam engine.
and machinery from
the United States te
Brazil in
value 10 Sii9,667.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1892-03-04
A Foul Proceeding.

Old Gourmet (who has been trying
i'm vain for half an hour to cut his
way into a roast fowl)-Waiter!
Waiter-Yusser!
Old Communicating Dynamite
London Judy.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1892-03-04
Republican
READ THE GLORIOUS
Exports IN 1880.

In 1901. during the
five months ending sep.
TENDER !. the exports OF
bacon from the United
states TO Brazil amount
ed in value to sos. 7lS.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1892-03-04
JESSE JAMES OUTDONE
DARING NEW YORK TkAlN-RoB-
6ERS CAUGHT.

Desperate Fight ON "a Contra, Hudson Ex-
rress-T1ight of the Fobber ON One En-
ginc. His Pursuers Oh Another-Finally
He S~ursenders.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1892-03-04

AUSTRALIAN eggs are now shipped to
London, thanks to an extraordinary
new process of preservation
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1892-03-04

so I'm naossss,hs ending h +.
cember 81, the p
Of the United States tc
Cuba announced III val.
ue to SI.SlG,029.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1892-03-04

In 1890. the IL o:
= s paid to the EN-.
ployes engaged in tn,
meat industries in Chi
cago aggregated $lS.'
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1892-03-04

In 1890. during the
five months ending Sep
TENDER l, the exports oi
bacon from the United
States to Cuba and Por.
to Rico amounted IL,
value to S49.l9s.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1892-03-04

In 1890. during the
month of September,
the exports OF sewing
from the
United States to Cuba
and Porto Rico amount.
cd IN value to Sll,57l.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1892-03-04

WHEN Il case presents itself like
that of William Arthur McCord and
Mrs. Thomas Pinkney, the clipping
couple from Toronto who were cap.
tured in Detroit, there is an uneasy
suspicion that perhaps the whipping
post should have been kept standing
for just such emergencies. When "a
man will accept the hospitality of a
home. receive financial assistance and
the treatment of Il near friend. and
then violate the sanctity of that
home. rob the hand that helped him.
bring sorrow upon a happy family and
the shadow of disgrace upon three in
noccnt little children. the law is with
out adequate punishment for the
migrate. But perhaps the Whipping
post would be too good for him.
The Oasis of Touat has become a
bone of contention between France
and Morocco, while the cause of on
tention is in a mood to set I'D a gov
eminent of it's own. Out of these
recent difficulties there seems greater
chance for war in the near future
than there does in the troubles which
have so long disturbed the continen.
al powers Of Europe.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1892-03-04

THERE are degrees in reverence Of.
which respect is only a lower order
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1892-03-04

A TEAR is composed of water, minute
proportions of salt, soda, phosphate of
lime, phosphate of soda and mucus and
when seen under q microscope after
evaporation, looks like a very small fish
bone, owing to the salines forming them.
selves into heightened crosslines.
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1892-09-07

blood-renovator, lung-healer, and cure
for scrofula taints, it towers above all 9th.
ers, as Olympus overtops a mole-hill. To
warrant commodity is to be honorable
and above deception, and guarantee is
symbol of honest dealing You get it
with every bottle of the Discovery" BY
druggists.
ENTERTAINMENT FOR VERMoNTERs.-The
palatial four-story residence, No. 2237
Prairie Avenue, Chicago, opens to Ver-
monters from now until after the Worlds
Fair closes, at reasonable rates. House
situated close by Wabash and Cottage
Grove avenues line of cable cars, direct
from the heart of the city to Jackson Park
car fare FIVE cents. Car station at the cross
ing Of Twenty-third street. Correspond
ence solicited Mrs. Warren Gibbs.
DURING the coming fall season Mrs. 1. c.
Vail g. Co. will have in connection with
their complete line of millinery, dress
making department. Mrs. Vail has recently
learned of Madame Wingate the most ap-
proved method of fitting. Mrs. Vail will
spend two or three weeks in New York city
in September for the purpose of studying
styles both in dressmaking and millinery
She merits liberal share of the business Of
the ladies of Montpelier and vicinity.
DR. GEORGE w. A1NswoRTH, poet and
medium man, has the agency for " Oracle
of the Age" for the towns of Montpelier
East Montpelier, Calais, Berlin and Barre.
The book has some 600 pages octave, and is
finely illustrated. 1t is just the kind of a
book every young man making his own
way in the world needs, and we commend
this work to all such persons, and to all
persons. Receive Dr. Ainsworth graciously,
hear him patiently and buy his book Only
S2,75 in cloth, 1915 in half morocco.
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1892-09-07

duction, he cannot successfully compete
with the foreign in any market, and up to
that line of equality it is all nonsense to say
he is receiving special advantage. He Is
only beirg admitted with his employees to
the arena of fair competition.
Mr.. Butterworth illustrated in a most
graphic manner the practical operation of a
protective tariff as applied to Vermont in
dustries. He then took up the circular
which quoted his remarks on the injustice
of continuing the high duty on copper and
showed that the rate of duty left untouched,
as the Mckinley bill was reported, was an
obvious abuse of the protective policy; that
1t was at war with the spirit of protection; /;
and so with nickel; and, added Mr.. Butter
worth, the congress took the same view, for
the Mckinley bill corrected the abuse in
both cases. 1t may be as well to note,
added the speaker, that those abuses had
been on the statute-book during fourteen
sessions of a democratic congress and re-
NAMED untouched. l was not assaling the
system, said the speaker, but what L deemed
was an obvious abuse of it.
Mr.. Butterworth was loudly applauded at
many points during and at the close of his
speech. He closed the state campaign at
Burlington, Monday night.
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1892-09-07
f. L. Eaton, Cashier.

The "funny men," so.
called, what will they do with
the new gmtck-aOnaing
Waterbury watch' 1t spoils
one of their best Jokes. 1t
winds in about five seconds.
Like any good stem-winder.
Coin-silver and gold filled
cases with jcweled move
ment now make it elegant
and beautiful. 1t was always
all accurate timekeeper.
1t Is a low-priced watch
still; fal better than any
cheap Swiss watch.
Botn Ladie. and xentlemen's styles
are sold by NIL jewellers. O.
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1892-09-07
Montpelier Freemen's Meeting.

The balloting began at nine o'clock and
proceeded quietly till three o'clock, when
the polls for town representative were
closed and the result of the ballot ascer-
tanned. The vote was as follows:
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1892-09-07

THE Barnard, Sumner & Putnam Com
pany, as usual, are abreast of the season in
their efforts to furnish the ladies with de-
sirable fabrics for fall wear. See page five.
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1892-09-07

There being no choice, another ballot was
ordered, and it was agreed that the polls
should remain open until eight o'clock.
The second ballot resulted as follows:
Los Angeles herald., 1892-06-27
TAMMANY DENOUNCED,
The Rev. Thomas Dixon At
tacks the Tiger.
A Vehement Political Tirade
From the Pulpit.
Preparation for the Peoples Party
Convention at Omaha.
Oh airman Taubeneck's Claims for the
Third Party-Prohibitionists As
sembling at Cincinnati-Po-
litica1 Gossip.
By the Associated Press. !

By the Associated Press.]
New YoRK, June 26.-Rev. Thomas
Dixon, jr., under bail pending his trial
on the charge of libeling Excise Com
missioner Koch, from the pulpit, as .
prelude to his sermon today made q
statement Of the facts upon which the
so-called libellous words in his review
of May Goth were based. Dixon said, in
part:
"Tammany is simply trying to throt-
tie the free speech of the pulpit in New
York. There is no mystery in Tam
many complaint before Tammany
Judge, being shot like lightning through
the district attorneys Office into the
itching talons of Tammany foreman,
especially when the indictment is based
on an assault on Tammany.
"Tammany hall is the most powerful
coterie of organized criminals that ever
dominated the life of any civilization.
It makes and unmakes judges and
iuries. It feeds and breeds on vice and
crime. With its merciless iron heel it
crushes the weak, intimidates the half
hearted, and defes the strong. 1t is
the one whitening, blasting curse of our
city's life, damning with it's hot breath
of corruption and dishonor, every ram
ifcation of our body polite. Like q
fostering cancer, it is literally eating
the heart out of the honor of our ambi-
tious young manhood.
lift be true that the life of minis
ter of the gospel is unsafe, who dares
seriously attack Tammany hall, then,.
in the name of Almighty God, it is time
the world knew it.
II take occasion to warn the national
Democracy that Tammsny hall is load
it cannot carry longer. After trying to
destroy the state Of New York, they
come sneaking back from Chicago, say
ing they will support the ticket. They
lie. They will do in November what
they have done before, and spend an
other four years trying to lie out OF it.
"If the slippery god children of VIII
liam M. Tweed believe they can intimi-
date the pulpit, let them take due notice
that they have inside mistake.s' 4.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-06-27
PEOPLES PARTY.
Preparations for the National Convsn-
tiOn 1T Omaha.

Preparations for the National Conven-
ti0n 1T Omaha.
OMAHA, June 26.-The coliseum,
which is to be used as the hall for the
Independent national convention, is in
the hands of the mechanics, and the ar.
rangements are rapidly approaching
completion. The hall will seat II 900
people besides the delegates. 1t is ex-
pected that the crowd in attendance
willexceed anything Omaha has dealt
with. Many thousands of private
homes will be open for the entertain
ment of the guests. The local Grand
Army posts propose to have an immense
camp, where they will take care of Con-
federate veterans who come to the con-
vention.
The citizens are arranging for an old
fashioned, spread-eagle Fourth of July
celebration. In mahy respects the con-
vention will be unique. 1t has no prec-
edents to be guided by, and it is thought
confusion may result. Who will pre-
side is question of much doubt. Some
gossip is attending the distribution of
admission tickets, it being reported that
members of the old parties will secure
control of the ticketa and pack the con-
vention with heelers to turn it into a
farce. v. O.. Strickler, acting for Mr..
Taubeneck. says there is no foundation
for the report, as the convention is al
most wholly within control of the Inde-
pendent party.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-06-27
WILL KILL CRIMMINS.
KING M'MANUs swEARs TO AvENGE
HIS BROTHER.
Both OF the victims of the Fracas at the
Potrero Promise to Speedily
Recover.

SAN FRANCISCO June 26.-McManus
and Welch, whose bloody affray on Sat-
urday resulted in hospital beds for both,
are resting easily. McManus will prob
ably recover. The bullet did not pass
directly through his body, as at first
supposed.
His brother "King" McManus has
been frequent caller. Saturday night
after leaving the hospital whore his
brother was than supposed to be dying,
1 the king visited many saloons and said
be would not rest easy until he had
avenged the death of his brother. He
threatened to kill Phil Crimmins who
poses here as q political boss, and
he started out to find Crimmins to carry
out his threat. Some friends, however,
dissuaded him, but he declared to q
crowd on the sidewalk that Crimmine
was responsible for his brothers. muir.
der, and that Crimmins would not sur.
vive the fight. Crimmins has heard ol
McManus's threats and is on his guard
Welch is doing we'll. The knife wound
has developed no new symptoms and il
is believed be will recover.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-06-27
GREAT EXPECTATIONS.
Chairman Taubeneck's Claims for the
Third Party.


Chairman Taubeneck's Claims for the
Third Party.
ST.. LOUIS, June 26.-P. E. Taubeneck,
chairman Of the Peoples party national
executive committee, was questioned
today regarding the party's prospects.
He said regarding the silver producing
states during the coming campaign:
"From correspondence am receiving,
especially from Colorado, neither Harri-
con nor Cleveland can poll over five per
cent OF their respective party vote. That
holds true in every other mining state.
/ think the convention of Democrats
called by the delegates from Colorado at
the Chicago convention will declare that
both the Chicago nominee and
platform are thoroughly un-Dem-
ocratic, will repudiste it and elect
delegates to confer with the Peoples
party at Omaha. They will also call on
every silver state to do the same, and
think it will be done. The executive
committee of the Bimetallic league, is
now in session, and information is re-
ceived that they will declare that both
the old parties are enemies OF bimetal-
lism, and issue call to the free silver
clubs and Bimetallic leagues to send
delegates to Omaha to confer with the
Peoples party. With a proper nomina-
tion and good canvas, we will sweep
the south and west."a
When asked regarding the voting
strength Of the party, Taubeneck said
From the roll books, the different or
ganizations of last February have be-
tween six and seven million voters.'
Los Angeles herald., 1892-06-27
GONE TO THE BOTTOM.
A STARTLING MARINE DISASTER ON
THE ATLANTIC.
Two Vessels Believed to Have Sunk
in Collision-six Hundred Lives
in Peril.

NEW YORK, June 26.-If what is now
deemed probable proves true. the Portu-
guese steamship Vega and the British
sailing ship Fred B. Tay lor Of Yarmouth,
N. s., have been in collision and one or
both gone to the bottom. Such q cal
amity would involve 800 livee in the
greatest peril. Captain Cassens Of the
tank ship Ocean, which reached
here from Amsterdam on Saturday,
said the preceding Thursday morning
his vessel passed the stern. of q sailing
ship which had evidently been-eut in
twain by some other craft about 260
miles east Of Sandy Hook. The wrecked
stern was bottom up, and the ships
name was submerged. Above the water
in plain letters on the stern, be read
Yarmouth, N. S."
Captain Uassen gave q description
which tallies almost exactly with the
measurements of the stern OF the Fred
B. Taylor. The cut, he said, was just
such cut as big iron-hulled steam
ship would make when cleaving wood
en- vessel.
The Taylor left Havre in ballast,
manned by crew of twenty-five men,
under Captain Hurlburt, May 18th, and
she has now been forty-four days out.
June 18th she was reported about $50
miles south of Sandy Hook. The Tay-
lor was q fast sailer, and should have
been in New York eight days ago, at
least.
b What connects the Portuguese steamer
Vega with the missing ship is the fact
that the steamship Vega, which left
Lisbon on June 5th, is now fully FIVE
days overdue. She was consigned to q.
Amsink & Go. of this city. and when
she left Lisbon there were 3l6 steerage
passengers on board She was under
command Of Captain Rosa and manned
by crew Of about fifty men, officers in
cluded. She always stops at
the Azores for passengers, hence it is
believed there were at least 564 persons
on the vessel when she LETT for New
York. Her passage rarely occupies
more than fifteen days, including stops,
and one of the agents yesterday said be
| expected the arrival OF the vessel last
| Wednesday.
| There is nothing to indicate that the
Vega was in collision with the Fred B.
Taylor, beyond the fact that the
steamer on her voyage here would take
| almost the same course as the sailing
course; that she could and probably
would overtake the ship. Those inter.
ested in the latter fully believe,
and they are fearful that what is now a
suspicion may prove direful certainty.
| The TACT that the Vega is overdue, and
that no vessel has sighted her so far as
known, is regarded as disquieting cir
| cnmstance.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-06-27
.ER|N'S PUGNAC|OUS SONS.
Irish Political Factions Riot
ing Again.
Disgraceful Scenes in Cork and
Limerick.
Windows Smashed and Doors Broken
in by M0bs.
Parnel1ites and Anti-Parnellites Make
the Sabbath Hideous-Numer-
ous Broken Heads-Gen-
eral Foreign News.
BY the Associated Press.l

BY the Associated Press.l
Cork, June 26.-While William
O'Brien was attending mass this morn
ing crowd of Parnellites surrounded
the church, ieering and bowling. On
leaving the church O'Brien was escorted
to his hotel by body of anti-Parnell-
ties, running fight being kept up be-
tween the factions. At the hotel se-
rious conflict arose, in which several
persons were injured. The crowd was
finally dispersed by the police.
William Redmond and the lord mayor
of Dublin were stoned and compelled to
flee while attempting to canvass an
anti-Parnellite stronghold this evening.
Parnellites attacked meeting of anti
Parnellites addressed by O'Brien and
broke it up. s4s
Later Redmond and the lord mayor of
Dublin, supported by 5000 Parnellites.
paraded. The Parnellites broke many
windows az they passed, and the resi-
dents took shelter in their houses aud
pelted the crowd from the windows.
Several doors were broken in, and the
occupants of the houses beaten. The
Parnellites then held a meeting, ad-
dresses being made by Redmond and
the lord mayor of Dublin.
After the meeting the Parnellites
wrecked the rooms of the Black pool
bank. The police were unable to cope
with the disorder. Fifteen injured COM
batants were taken to the hospital for
treatment. Many others were slightly
injured.
O'Brien addressed an anti-P -Parnellite
meeting this evening.
LIMERIcK, June 26.-Mr. Gordan,
MP, was attacked by crowd of Pan
nellites on arriving in this city to ad-
dress an anti -Parnellite meeting. A
strong detachment Of police escorted
him to the hotel. On the way the Par
nellites hooted and stoned the police,
who finally used their swords to disperse
the crowd, and several arrests were
made.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-06-27
CAPTAIN MAYEK's FUNERAL.

Many Distinguished Personages At
81 tended the Obsequies.
4 PARIS, June 26.-The funeral of Cap
tain Mayer. who died Thursday night
from the wound received in duel with
the Marquis de Mores, was held this
afternoon. The hearse was followed by
representatives of the minister of war,
by numerous officers and by number
Of men in public life and other notables.
An enormous crowd awaited the arrival
of the cortege at the cemetery. The
grand rabbi of France, M. Kahn, con.
Quoted the funeral services.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-06-27

executive committee. The main topic
of discussion is the selection of Clark
sons successor. 1t is understood to-
night that the president desires to have
Clarkson continue in the position, and
it is known that over two-thirds of the
committee favor his election to the
Office, and the matter now rests entirely
with General Clarkson. This evening
be seems disinclined to accept the cares
and responsibilities attached to the
Office.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-06-27
BIsMAKCK's JOURNEY.
An Interview Denied Him by Emper
Eraucis Joseph.

An Interview Denied Him by Emperor
Francis Joseph. 45s
MUNICH, June 26.-Prince and Princess
Bismarck and party startedfor Kissin-
gen today. A large crowd at the station
heartily cheered the prince and sang
patriotic songs. Bouquets were pre-
sented the ex.chancellor at all the sta
tions along the route. The party was
given an enthusiastic reception at Kiss
ingen. In an interview published in
the Munich Zeitung today, Prince Bis
marck says ne received a verbal answer
to the effect that the audience which he
solicited with Emperor Francis Joseph
could not be granted. At the outset
feeling was favorable to granting his re-
quest, but it suddenly changed, doubt.
less owing to strong Berlin pressure.