New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-08-01
THE TALK OF The DAY.

Look out for the man who advertiSes that on paN
Of fifty cents he will tell you how TO make one
cent postage stamps do the work OF TWO cent
stamps II You send him your fifty cents You VIII
get the following answer by return mail: "Csa
two OF them
The man who Is willing to have only little re-
ilSon will never have any.
little ana harmless at first.
No man loves God Bit who does not love Him
with every dollar he IS worth.
No Christian wants purity in his heart who does
not also want ii I'm his church.
one sinner I'm heaven would be as much OF a start
there rs the devil would want.
Too many people are electric lights IN prayer
meeting and tallow dips nj home.
II Is not according to Gods plan that any Christian
should carry ounce Of weight.
Tho love that men have for little sins IS the same
kind That devils have for big ones. ,
the devil will have to try Ia anS~er.-tBams Horn.
There Is a gorgeously fitted up temperance bar
room I'm Boston. In which the proprietor serves son
drinks that. ho says. even DIR. Ran'ford would ma
nutritious And rs the thing Is big financial suc-
cess he claims that he has solved the drink prooem'
one day recently DIR. P. who had company to
dinner sal quietly chatting in corner OF the draw
ing room when he wa> told that IA patient had como
to him who was ,trnsy reconinenaeyu 10y soi no
Lv the page. The doctor submitted with bad grace
and stepped into his SURGERY. The visitor wa IN an
advanced stage OF consumption. lie brOnchlal tu' IS
I'm deplorahlc condition ana the vocal chofuss
nearly out Our physician "as In the habit OK
Kim +" count and generally stopped him at thirty or
Thirty v'-auIc long enough Lot tne pnrppte' 11ms
pissed aud the guests bean G. feel alarmed At bis
prorac'Gd absence one oil them Upteb hi u. armrtLr.
and the patient had counted up 10 7042.-lLe Maun
Everybody IS taking shot culture these DAYS,
The Boston Transcript has heard OF Il clergyman
who ha, iu,, gone to EHrope for three months 70
culture himself" In view Of th, desire for culture
II suggests that a culture" camp. or assembly DO
established In which culture would be impaired Al
the lowest rate consistent with fine quality Of
goods, by genial and sontlemanly culture sEaFps
AFTER TIE MAGAZINES.
some TN otio meaning shmmers o'et
The deWy dnglc OF the hills
One day Of tranquil HE the more
Has passed into obllvion's chlls.
The sken strands Of tawny light
stream DER the opalescent lake
And g!orify the coming night
A, loves hopes on nv he;trt-stllngS break
This sweet refrain Of chastcSt rhyme
What is 1t forl What does II meanf
Such StanZas. mystic and sublime,
Make tic average poem In magazine, !,
-tChicago News Record. %;
"The first night In Barcelona" says an American
artist Il a sort Of posada In one OF the by
streets. and managed get by paying In ada
vance one pescta. which rng on the table WIN
evident suspicion II it, commences. Having TWO
days railroad Crime upon me. thought II oohi'
paativey small favor % be allowed To WASH my
haids. TN UmlulN ln'lhflNs ol ohV VI ''O 'N''"''e
| was led 10 "A little toy tin Affair containing water
and Wa, furnished with a towel about large enough
to dry the hands Of medium-sizcd clock But when
asked for soap | was stared at In manner that
made very uncomfortable. have not asked ZOE
soap since in Spain, for | do not WISH To lose my
life by violence having voted for slow death By stare
walton in the cause of American art
iIandlcapped"I suppose II you We're to lose your
money that YOU would 20 into chicken raising or
something of that sort, eh y ...,.,.
NO." said the wealthy young woman, should
not. would be- to make nature OF t' -
am too big. You know those women In the
newspaper stories who make such wonderful success
never weigh more than ninety pounds. '-lihdanapons
Journal
1t was a Boston girl who said: "The Northern
Lights always make me feel II the Almighty wcro
ont lco.dne for mo personally and then my mind
feels all crumbly.'
Old Martel-whisIey has very different effects N
different parts of the city.
Rowne de Bout-lou don't say sol
Old Martel-On the Bowery 1t causes drlinkennesss
Wall street, alcoholism, aud on Fnthave.. heart
failure-lPucks