The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-03-29
ne WAS IN DOUBT.
An Exhilsrat;ae Story of Nan Who
Paid His Marriage Zee in Part.

An Exhilsrat.as Story of fan Who
Paid His Marriage Zee in Part.
a clergyman was telling anecdotes Of
incidents in his early life as pastor.
One Of them was about q marriage cere-
mony which he once performed. A
young man of the country districts came
to the pastor one day.
81 want to get married, ne said, 'aDd
l guess I've got about as good woman
as there is around this part of the state.
Can you marry uss'
The clergyman thought that he could,
and SO the young man went away and
soon returned with his bride. They
both took the affair very coolly, and
when the ceremony was over the bride
groom took the clergyman aside.
81 don't want TO drive any bargain at
a time like this he said, "but of course
amt sure this marriage business is 60
ing to prove all that expect OF it. How
would half cash now, one-fourth in one
month and the rest in two months, after
l have had fair chance to see if | got
good bargain, suit your
''Well, said the pastor, "if that seems
fair to you, am willing. You seem to
be prosperous young man. Well say
ten dollars now, five dollars in one
month and five dollars in two months"
''That's go" answered the happy
bridegroom, and he handed over ten dol
lars.
At the end OF month he returned
with FIVE dollars more.
81 amt sure" he said, a little doubt
fully, "about it yet, but I'm willing to
give you the benefit OF the doubt and to
make the second payment. "You see,"
he added, while | have my own doubts
about the blessings of married life,
don't know as it's going to make much
difference. | amt just so sure as was
that could get out of this thing now if
l wanted to. She's got an opinion Of
her own" he said, with a faint grin;
''and if she says we have got to keep on
being married guess it'll have to go at
that"
"You aren't thinking of getting d.
vorce, are your, asked the clergyman.
ooh, no; at least not just yet"
'FOf what faults in your wife do you
complain
''Oh, nothing in particular"
"Why are you dissatisfied, them"
81 amt just dissatisfied. l say /
haven't made up my mind yet"
"Why shouldn't you know one way or
the otherr'
"Well, to tell you the honest truth,
I don't believe it would do any good.
I'm afraid whatever she decides will
settle it." Then he went off, looking
rather puzzled over the problem.
At the end of the second month there
came knock at the door, and the pas
tor himself answered it. The bride was
standing there, and about five feet be-
hind her was the doubling husband.
MY husband owes you five dollars,
doesn't he;" she asked sharply.
"Well," answered the pastor, with a
smile, 81 am not sure about that point"
Eyes, he does" she said firmly. HE
owes you five dollars. Henry, wasn't
your bargain that five dollars should be
paid at the end of the second month if
the marriage was Satisfactorily
''Yes." said the husband weakly.
Sand it's satisfactory, amt it,"
Henry looked at the pastor.
cts satisfactory, amt it," she re-
peated.
"Y-e-e-s," said the husband, looking
down at his boots.
Il thought So" cried the wife tri-
umphantiy. 'Now pay him that five
dollars"
The husband handed bill to the cler-
gyman, and said to him in a low voice:
Il amt quite sure yet, one way or the
other, but she's got me and guess she
means to hang on to me. So I'll just
have to worry along till she dies or I get
a chance to run away."-New York Trib-
une.