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New-York tribune., 1892-01-09
EENrElL OE JAMES KLLPAIE:cK.

The furclIl of James KllpJ;Ick was held ast uigh-
in tht SiXty.htst Succt Mcthois; Church III chuIc
wa. nllrd with friends end relatives Of the dead man
The pastor the Rev j. esiey Johnst~e conducted te
service and spoke OF the high esteem in which Mr.. Hi
patrick held. OF his vetu,s, and the icss
tatsiaed his jsmly and the community at large The
burial Will take place this morning at weodlswn.
New-York tribune., 1892-01-09
WORLD EAR orrIcERs At ODDS.

Chicago. Jan : in).-Sccrctary ButterW"W
Of the Worlds Fair Columbian Exposition. Is aD'"'
from the CITY, and umUr has II that ne Is airf ''r
scalp Of Director General Davis, making the Nhtona
Cauitnl the field Of MS operations. secretary lt'"'
worth representing the local body. and Director
General Dayf, representing The National ComnhS'ioh
have never been good friends aS they might be- anu
their Differences ot opinion and frequent clAalhhg %
authority have amounted 10 almost IN open ruptuc
N present there are two committees In washington
repre.~n;ius World Fair Interests. Those are the
Le-is !at!vc Committee Of the National body. who aF'
.ndra,vorng 10 secure loan Of Sj.0OOO0o from Con
rs. and th. committee representing the Local Board
who favor an appiopriatlon Mr. Buttsrworth l.
on IN. latter committee. and hi, hand 1, said to q.
apparent in the bin introduced by Congressman lien
der,on. OF Iowa. providing for an examination OF
The WORK done by the National Commission. which
would Include the dls p0,n o the Sj 900 Appropriated
b, Congress for tho expenses Of that commission
Of that amount but $4,000 is left, and $1,000 q
at /, due Director General Davis for salary II the
National Commission is to be continued In ohlce, a
further appropriation must be made.
II 4, said 10 b. the intent Of the bill introduced by
Congressman henderson To show that there IS no real
n,od for the comm, on no rn need for the appropria
don Aad Lo -iertaliy, there being no appropriation.
II oour.e no salary for the Director cnoTal should
- oo0uOO 10 loaned through the efortS OF tho National
Commi-s that body would control the disposal Of
that amount. II IN" 70 900 600 l. an appropriation
the Local Eoari VIII have control. Any adverse
action. the result of the passage Of tho blu In
roinrcd bv Congressman Ilend,r son would reflect
tho chances ~ 5000 900 loan and materially assist
the workers for the appropriation. MI butterWortIn
IL supposed Ia b. IN close communication WIN ffrsf
don't Baker and IN" local ocals ana Ia be WORKING on
The Directors have decided not to purchase a
replica Of the ,tstuc of Diana, by Augustus 81 Gaudcns
which now occupies position on tue Madison square
"A New York.
New-York tribune., 1892-01-09
cRAzr WHEN DRUNK AVID ALWAYS DRUNK.

Theodore Solbcr musician. OF No. iss Ludlow.
IT, taken Bellevue Hospital yesterday. because he
Nas believed to be- insane III, ncighboIs >sd he
oIp,hed N,on.,t when he want crazy, hi was
crazy when he drunk. and Lately he had been crazy
drunk the time. ON Thursday evening became
violent that he uicd to stab himself with q pair OF
sh"aTa. otter he shears taken away him he
tried to dash his brains by butung Of AIS
room.
New-York tribune., 1892-01-09
NEU- YORK JEUELLERS AND TIE RAM

THEY WILL HOLD PUBLIC MEETING IN ITS
INTEREST NEXT SATURDAY.
II WAS decided Yesterday that the public meeting
10 bc calicc By the New-York Jewellers Association
IN the Interest Of the Worlds Columbian Exposition
-houll be held next saturday at D. m. in the large
hall of fhc Real Estate Exchange About ten days
Az, the association determined 10 do something to In
crc1se The worlds Fair movement which was started
!,y the r,sc4ds men, and a com ntee w3s ap
pointod TO make arrangements for public gathering.
At "A meeting Of the association yesterday at no 14o
Er,adway the committee made rs report. Many
Good speakers have already consented to lend their
services ir aid ~ the movement. and between now
and the Inc Of the meeting other speakers viii be
engaged. \ committee appointed by the jewellers
Yesterday for that purpose.
-. Not olly is the Jewellers Association OF New
York Interested In the movement said bccreGiry
Tuui,on Yesterday. "but the New-Iork Jewellers
Ec.m Of Trade. the Jewellers Alliance and other
similar or.anizations will each take part All OF the
members OF these associations and the public generaii
arc invited 10 come 10 the meeting and assist III thc
cool work. New-NorlI has not vet made any ap
propratfn for a New-Nork exhibit and we woul"
Hkc 10 prove TO the Legislature that II Is the VIII
of th. p,opc OF the state that mO~t nbertl appro
rliston bc made. Interest In the Worlds FAR 40
not think has declined since the meeting OF the uI
GOOD, merchants bat at the same time pubic meet
Ing of 49,. Kind the jewellers propose 10 hoid VIII VIZ
HARM
New-York tribune., 1892-01-09
SHE Ran TO THE STREET. ALL AELAzE.

SIZE 'II'r'T@'' '''''1
Mary McMnliin twenty-onc years Old a servant III
the employ of Mrs Charles Henderson. at No 3o'
Madison st.. was dangerously burned Yesterday vhiie
Al work She wa dusting fulnIiurc, when her cloth
inc CAUGHT fire from an open gratc. Mrs. Henderson
was in the with her. and attempted to put out
the flames with banhci. when the girl broke away
from her and ran downstairs and into tho street
screaming The flames were Increased by her night
i4fer. She fell on the pavement Her nr was Singed
and the aesh scorchci 10 many places Her injuries
were pronounced fatal al ST. Maiy'i Hospital
New-York tribune., 1892-01-09

nopoly OF furnishing quotations to members OF the tx
Change through the Sew-York Quotation Company Inc
agreement is temporary and may be ABANDONED a. % aiS
moment by the stock Exchange. This agreement WI"
probably lead to negotiating. permanent arrangement
The Consolidated Stock and Petroleum Exchange ha' NOV
been excluded from benefits OF the temporary contract
New-York tribune., 1892-01-09

trcy in English conycrscd win them ana t'ush' ''
=, read primer, In the accepted method OF spelling
nj. inorpai examination Of the pupils last night was
the last lesson OK the Of twenty -four they hau r
cs,od AZ the Dewitt Memorial Church, In Rvingtoh's|
and ~ result were highly satisfactory ior ,he ne
hJ MN. ability than scholars Of twice that period
in the mission schools usually Go
New-York tribune., 1892-01-09
HnPOkfN.

uru,or, Dn,stevitz Of No. 81 Third'st. cigar
moher committed suicide yesterday by lansing MN
self from a bedpo,t at his hom" lie was SlN'H YEAR
old and is supposed n have Dccn 'e'"Po'""' '''''''
lie Ieavc, a wife and a grown son
New-York tribune., 1892-01-09
INDICTED FOR SHOOTING MRS. CHAPMAN.

Herbert Searvant was indicted by the Grand jury
Yesterday for shooting Mrs. Cora CnIord Chapman'
The crime charged being assault in the first degree.
lie pleaded not guilty. aud his trial wa, set down
for January L. lie snys he will tell his sac OK the
case as as his counsel will let hlni' MIS- map
man saws her husband is staying with his friend, ex'
Indigo Cook in Hobolr-n She heard yesterday that
he was better and would get we'll
New-York tribune., 1892-01-09
RANON\E.

The sr.t case Of smallpox this season IN Bavohh"
,vas discovered at 40. 6o3 Avenue ID N">'cfl"S' Inc
victim Of the disease Wa Ja'ob "h'""'"u' '''"', %
, II. was sent 10 the pest-hohsc nj snake I'M
Thn authorities have quaiantined Nmfhe" hou'e'
New-York tribune., 1892-01-09
MAYOR HoopY ASKED MR. SWAY TO RESIGN.


Alden S. Swan Tax Collector, has decided to occeoe 70
Mayor Hoody's request resign a. Brdse trustee SNr
the meeting Of the Bridge Board on Monday lie mas
eu.d the latter office for a dozen years. The Mayor,
Controller and Auditor will appoint his successor MI
swan sxid yesterday that he did not deem the MAYORS
policy uawi.e or harmful In prefcIns TO have men hoo
only one onice at q time.
New-York tribune., 1892-01-09
HOME NE WS.
PROMINENT ARRIVALS AT THE HOTELS.

RUNsWICK-DuncOn McIn.yie. Of Montreal ar II
AvFyur-rx.Go,ernor Charles II. Sawyer. Of New
Hampshire MURRAY HILL1-COng essman Johl H.
Ketchap OF Dover Plains v Y. Colenel Peter l. hams
L. s. Army and Insurance Superintendent james r
Pierce NJ Albany. NORMANDfE-Thoua A. Edlsoh
family.
New-York tribune., 1892-01-09
1KUCE MADE m IHE 7ICXER WAR.

The Gold and Stock Telegraph COMPANY yesterday sc-
..-Aa the oeton OF the stock Exchange by when
suotstens to be furnished on tAe P~smeh. o' so
a. 81. stock Exchange to scrunise Nd control the
~. .s the Gold and stock Company. and 10 have the
New-York tribune., 1892-01-09
SHIPPING NEWS
PORT OF NEw.yoRK ............ FRIDAY, JAN g. 1886

ARRIVED.
Stcrmcr Calico Magee London Dec 28. with mdse to
Sander-on & SON Arrived at the Bar At 4 l0pm
CGor>we Br Larsin shields Dec IL. In ballast TO
Miller 4 Hougbton.
steamer Dushms Br Denning. Swansea, in ballast to
Tunch, Edge a co.
steamer California (Gerl Droescher Hamburg Dec a. with
msr and 10 Cors Arrived At the Bar At
steamer New York Cy Brl Taylor Curacao IN ballast 70
Punch. Edye Co.
passengers TO VIA Clyde Co Arrived a the Bar at
steamer Henry Dilnoih (Nor) Haeund. PreSroAo days
with ndse Ia urlhut Co Arrived at the bar 1t In
steamer cniuegos Galloway Cisnfusgos via Ct Jags and
Nassau Mp with mdsc and passe 10 Jas Ward Co.
Arrived al the Oar nj pm.
steamer lenassee Robinson jacksonville and Charleston
with mdse and Passengers TO VIM Clyde Co
steamer CITY OF Rrmi1GhAm. Bufk ssvssnaA win nAss
s,s..:r ESnESiM S RevH Msss Rsint Va with nass ana
New-York tribune., 1892-01-09

for over FiFIY YEARS by HIL:LI4Ms Of MoTHEY
Sr their EIiiLDEEX wHtLE Tf;fTH,YG with fFfIs pEA
THE GUNS ALLAYS AZ RNIT foe cGFEs WSSD
sold BY DRUGGISTS III every part OF the woTA
TWENTY-FIVE CENTS \ BOTTLE.
New-York tribune., 1892-01-09
OUTGOING STEAMERS.
TODAY.
Announcement.

CoRSFILjs BENZoIN COSMETIC SOAP.
Best skin and complexion IN the world AL Druses
New-York tribune., 1892-01-09
MARINE INTELLIGENCE
MINIATURE ALMANAC.

DAY.
Sun rise 40 l47 Moon sets. 243 N Moons age
HIGH WATER
4 N-Sandy Hk 3l7 Gov. Isrd.. $40 He'll a.. 643
P.M-Sandy lrk. i04 Gov. Isrd.- AIS heu CO.. 02l
New-York tribune., 1892-01-09

The annual inventory, just compile
ted, brings about some revised prices;
the offering of about l,SOO Winter
Overcoats formerly SIS, $40. $25 and
$50 at S15 each comes in consequence.
Chinchillas, Fur and plain Beavers,
Meltons, CheviOts, kerseys, of ali plain
cOlOrs.
Some at each store. Open tonight.
WE WISH TO LEI THE BASEMENT AND CELLAR
go by 200 FEED UNDER OUR INSIDE STORE At
BROADWAY AND PRINCE STREET WITH An oP'
r1cE AND ENTRANCE on GROUND FLOOR AT SS
BROADWAY. STEAM HEAT, FLECTNC LIGHTS
AND SEPARATE :IDEwAIK Elevator on MER
CERST. EIIGIBLE PREMISES FOR ANY Business
REQUIRING AMPLH STOCK ROOM WITH MOD.
ERATE DISPLAY SPACE.
ROGERS, PEET Il CO.
.srannpWAY Jew = srSSs M.99:.
sToREI SsMsL
New-York tribune., 1892-01-09

wHEATENA-The best breakfast food delicioul
cooks minute; 25 cen1; Gil gfocesW
HEALTH FOOD COMPANY. 81 5th-sve
New-York tribune., 1892-01-09

For Colds and Sore Throat, no more uSetu!
arcle can be found the welkn0wn Browns Bfoo
chial Troches." Sold only IN boxes
New-York tribune., 1892-01-09
E. g. w.
NEW COLLARS.
PEoUor.

PHOTOGRAPHIC PORTRAIT TILES BURNED I'M
plain or colored greatest achievement OF the Pho
tocraphic Art. Made only by lockwood LAO Broadway.
New-York tribune., 1892-01-09
prNpy A DANIEIS NJ. u

p.,..,.. os the Nervous system Urinary orgsas
Innonncy and Sterility. Hours 70 l. 70 s.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1892-07-06
Work

Say, young nan. there IS one tLing
you cannot dc. Y9c can't make a sue
cess in life unless yo1 WORK. Better men
than you have tried it ami failed. You
can't loaf around street corners and sa-
looms, smoke cigars, tell fool stories,
drink whisky aud sponge or some one
else without making a ai'aFe IN life.
You must learn some trade or get into
some honest business. Ifyou don't you
viii become a chronic i9aier. iespised
By ali, produce n0tLing-simply make
yourself a burden on your parents or On
the State. There is no place IN She world
to-day for loafers. The ripe fru;t IS all
at the top OF the tree. You must climb
it. Ifyou wait for it you viii never get
IL Smarter men win jump up and pluck
It all Move; DO something, TO matter
how small twill De q starter. Help
yourself and others w.l help you. There
is no royal path % success Toll grit,
eudl-ance-these are requisites. Wake
up and see what you can dl.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1892-07-06
A Girls Room.

The girls OF the household should have
cheerful rooms, where they may receive
their girl frien Is an i feel a pride in play
ing the hostess. says q writer in the
New FORK Tri5me-
such a room need not be OF a large
size, but It should BE- daintily and neatly
furnished There is no better way in
which you can educate q girl to Be neat
snd orderly than to give her a properly
furnished room, and require her 70 take
proper care or t. In this way she re-
ceiyes her first lesson in thorough house
keeping, and acquires habits Of order and
neatness-
The pleasure q girl takes from such a
room IS this AM the influence It exeTts
toward making her womaaiy and DO
nestle person, should in themselves be
strong enough Arguments % induce a
mother 70 sacrifice some Of the shovy FL
tings Of her patlor in orler . pc0gi Is
con50H45ie rooms flr her girls.
I, should above all things be thor
oug1iy, neat, sunny AMI cheerful, and
sa31ii be The girls private room, and all
the belongings shoulI be her personal
properly. Il shoald be her daily duty to
keep IL in tho-o1gh order.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1892-07-06
How She Became a Missionary.

@Tm doing missionary WORK a good
deal Of the time, was the reply OF the
mcs. charming woman q New York,
70 a friend, who asked how she busied
herself Il see by your looks your wonder
what mean by that I'll tell YOU. A
few years ago life vas a burden to me.
I have been a victim 70 female weakness
Of the most aggravated character for a
long time, and the doctors failed to help
me- Existence was a long, stesiy, teTri-
be totara-a hngering-dsaia. Dae day 7
saw DR.. Pierce's Fav0rite Prescription
advertised in the newspaper. Something
in the advertisement impressed me
favorabiy. l caught At the giinnss Of
hope it held on. as the drowning man is
said TO catch atas.rag. sal, iid not
dare to hope. But 1 got the medicine, and
behold the result / feel So well, Sd strong
and o, Sd thankful, that I 90 about tell
ing other women what saved me. In no
other way can so vel show my gratitude
to God, ami 70 the man who has proved
such a benefactor Of women, and my
love formy suffering sisterhooL.'
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1892-07-06
Do Not Haste to be Wise.

The haste 70 be wise," says the Lon
don Laacat, in q recent article on recrea-
ton snl education, is not less ruinOus
than The haste 10 be rich.
IN the desire to acquire useful knoEl-
edge too rapidly the leading medical
journal in Great Britain saws there Is q
most pernicious influence, destructive to
mental health
Pupiis are c-ammed and forced in
such a way that a natural growth OF the
powers Of the mind become impossible.
Everything is sacrificed 70 . Split Of
utility, and, after ali, some one comes
along " no has not been subjected 10
this -brea,hiass hurry Of modern educa-
ton, and surpassss these disciples Of
utili.arianism in their own field, in the
active struggle Of life.
The forcing process in education is
dangerous to the student, and unsatis-
factory in its results. We should wish
our children 10 grow in wisdom Ike
sturdy young troes, not shoot up Ike
hot-houss plants
People should make haste slowly, ey-
en- to be wise.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1892-07-06
THAT BROTHER OF MINE.

Who = il CONES IN like Z whiriE ind
AID closes the door with siam.
And before be has tsken his haf OF.
Calls out for some bread aud sOuie an {.
Who j. Is thaf histies 80 loudly
As he wu.ks ~ some tzngie of twine-
That VIII send h. klle Up INTO cloudlani-
Why. Of cJurse, rs thsE brother Of nine
Who Is Il that v hen an weary.
has always q hole IN his coaf,
A l.Grto1 % sew on IN a hurry,
A sal tobe made FOR 8 boat
Who 4 u thst keeps N NY basket,
lis marbles and iong fishing line
ADd expects uud isIurts-1 there 20 and them
No one else buf that hTother OF mine
Who is i that iipto-s about s0fly
Nhelerer IN sex or in Fa-u-
And l. every minute forgetting
Ana Whisriing scrns nead-sFlittiug straiue
Who is Il THAI when he = trying
To be Just e. stiii a. nc can.
Is AZ Fayl Fnpst terribly noisy
Ly t-otls-, Cf cJurse-le'- the nan.
Wll0 j. ii I'd rather have By me
When in need Of q true, honest friend.
Who j. j thzt s.iaM miss sadly
When his bogiioCd has come 20 al end
And Whel be i flT frol the old Eu-ne.
Aud 7 long f5r a glimpse OF sunshine,
Whom then d. you thiuk ! shall send for,
Why, u e0Grs- Ter that brother 0f nine
-Agaes l. Hrle, a. TO n l-ct.,l liiis
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1892-07-06
A queer Kind Of Sport.

A Young gentleman from New York,
who has been hunting bea-s in the West
conducts the operation in what he seems
to think a very peculiar manner, but
which IS really as old as the hills. The
bears are clusht IN steel traps weighted
wiih Iocs,T says the D;s M).nas RsJ.ssr,
That makes q broad trail across tie
country, and en- l5lss the huater 70 come
up with and q sht the wounded and en-
RACED beasts This sport IS describe
as flil Of peril. and also as being s0ms e.
thing rev. Weshonld think It vas per
iIous 90 the bear, brt We 10 not see how
the hznler could be exposed 10 much
danger.
The process reminds us Of a dog wor-
ryiny q rlt in a steel trap. T. may be
pleas1n. for The dog bat i. IS not what
most people w1uii c.H sport.
Al,r AilEns t-irteea bs,-s ia twelve
days - ila mztlol, tas hunter We
have mentioned, wanted 4 change, and
rs represented as coveting an uncouhter
with p1uLhers II does not seem 70 rs,
however. that panther with huge
steel trap on his leg would be very for
nidabie object
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1892-07-06
ANervy Woman.

One Of the touching scenes Of theopen-
ing Of the Cheyenne and Arapahoe
reservation vas the pathetic struggle Of
Ms Margaret Newlon, o. CaldxeH,
Kan, for a home. some time since her
villainogs husband deserted her, leaving
her Vitkout cent and four children to
care for. By some means or other the
poor woman succeeded in getting to
Kingisher. from where she walked out
to the border Of the reservation. The
three larger children had been left in
town, but the baby she carried in her
arms Just before the signal for the
start some kind-hearted lady from King
fisher discovered her and took the baby
to keep until she should Try foF her
claim.
Then came the signal, and this little
white-faced woman ran amid the mob
Of men and madly rushing horses, fear
less Of death, soornful Of danger, and
ikea winged Mercury led The van in the
furious rush, crossed the twenty-rod line
and drove her stake into the best claim
in that section Of she Indian country.
Like tigress she guarded her land and
drove or every body who came upon it.
Men soon learned her story and began
70 cheer her, and before night she vas
the heroine Of the region.
Men took her 10 town and helped her
to hie and others bought her lumber and
built her house forherseifs and children,
It IS safe to SAY that any man that jumps
that claim VIII have 70 Say his prayers
looking down the muzzlgs Of q dozen
Winchesters he'd by the rough men who
admire the pluck Of the littie woman.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1892-07-06
What Killed Dear Tommy.


When Mr.. Young wife came home tha,
night he sighed dismally, then h0isted
his feet 70 the mantel-shelf after the
fashion Of a dreaming man.
A light hand was laid on his shoulder
and a silver voice chisTuped
Ny dear, you mustn't DO that il IS
such bad form Ifyou want % rest your
tired feet use this lovely little stool that I
made, all covered with roses
Later on he threg down his paper and
yawnej.
Ny dear, you mustn't DO that; It Is
such bad form IIyou want to put your
paper aside, use that lovely little receiv-
er on the wall there that I embroidered
in yiolets and pansies-7
Later still he struck a match on his
trousers to light MS pipe.
by dear, you mustn't do that; It is
bad form. II you want % strike a match
use that lovely little waI mat with
Scratch my back on /. that enbro.l-
cred. Il IS an idea Of dear mamma's."
Al breakfast he ainlessly dripped
some coffee over 3 piece OF bread.
My dear, you mustn't 30 that, il IS
such bad form. Never let me see you DO
that ugain. Every time you wish 10 eat
toast watch me; nay way is exagsly the
same as that or my dear mamma.
In the street esr he thong htlessly cross
Ell his feet.
Ny dear, some one whispered, ato
not 20 that Il Is such bad form. You
know you never would have done that
before We were married.. II Is something
mamm4 told me to be particularly care
f1i about"
Next e7ening ne threw hisshaving pa
per in the wood-b0x.
Ny dear, yoG mustn't DO that; It is
such bad toym. Mamma always makes
papa throw his paper IN the 6Fe. Use
that lovely little holder filed with rel,
white and blue shaving papers, all en-
broidered with forgerme-nots, Just as
mamma planned out for yCu.
After the funeral two months later, she
Was saying. as she uatied the strings OF
her mourning bonnet, and a few friends
remained 20 console her:
Dear Tommy, II never knew what
killed him. lie was 50 good and we
were growing more and more Ike each
other every day.
Yes, said SIrs. Toang9ifs, sympa-
thetieally. be had his ogn way in ey-
erything. lie was SO good about the
house We never had 4 cross word.
Then when I thought our lives q dream
he has Just Up and died
It is sad, said Mrs McGann.
Ii is, indeed. And nov, kind friends
leave me while I Throw of these things,
put on my kitchen apron and dust upand
sweep the house. Dear Tommy Was such
aIoTer OF order; he couldn't sleep well in
his grave II be thought there was q lint
on the Goor. Afler that VIII sit down,
gaze At his photograph and le. my hood
OF grief have full sway
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1892-07-06
Window Washing

Never wash windows When the sun IS
shining upon them, otherwise they VIII
be cloudy and streaky froJh drying be-
fore they are vel polished OF ard new
er wash the outside Of a window frst Il
you wish % save trouble. D-sttle glass
and sash ami wash the NiudoE Inside,
using little ammonia IN tie water, wipe
with a cloth free from .int and polish of
With son paper Fog the corners a small
brush or pointed stick covered with one
end Of the cloth IS useful. When you
come 20 the glass outsiie defects remain
ing viii be more cl5szly seen. Wipc the
panes or As SON as possible afler wash
ing and rinsiny, sul polish Wi.h either
chamois or son paper Ir nusing one
may dash the water ol the outside oru use
ala-ge >.oass. Il IS p-e.erA5-e 10
cloth.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1892-07-06

First Preacher-'Does your choir sing
in harmony o. Second Preaeher-7Yes
but they don't live In harmony"
The increase OF population ia Oregon
adds another Congressman To that states
solitary representative. Both are Rspub-
licans.
Il takes a father and mother and
hired girl and schooIteacher and lots of
other people to raise boy. xhen one
boy unaiIed can easily raise tie dickens.
There are two kinds ofunhappy people
in the world-those who are sad because
they are not known, and those who are
miserable because they are known too
we'll
The man who has the most 70 say
about charity beginning az home. il
generally the one whothinks that reform
ought to begin at the other side Of tine
world.
Featherstone- What did yoar sister
say when you told her was here 80 The
par'or waiting for herr Bo5by-~Nothin
But she took ring or one Gagsr and
put il on sn other.
~You ought 70 have seen Psterby eat
al the wedding breakfast, I'll wager he
put away three dollars worth Of stuL'
aYes, and then kicked because he had
to buy dollar present
That young minister viii never
succeed be is too easily confused 4
never LOticed IT, Il did 80 Emma
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