St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-27

Simon GOldstein and Solomon Moses,
the two Jews arrested for receiving
stolen property, occupied adjoining
cells. Goldstein was bemoaning his
fate and the cruel caprice of fortune
that brought him behind the bars. and
during one of his outbursts of grief he
called upon the gentleman, popularity
supposed to have delivered his race
from Egypt:
"Oh Moses, Moses! vas nod a gildy
man, S'help me holy Moses"
Naturally, solomon Moses thought he
was being appealed TO, and assuming a
cheerful tone of voice he said:
Vel, Goldy, my poy, nopody said
you vas. Brace up, my poy, und you
gan get as much as dwendy berSent
from de cidy for false imprisonment.
Don'd forget you are pizness man,
my poy, don'd forget you are pizness
man."
1t would do an athletes heart good to
read the excellent set of rules and regu
lations posted in the new Y. M. &. A.
gymnasium. He would recognize, after
reading them, that there is something
after all in this cold, calculating world
so prone to depravity and vice, for
young man to live for. They show deep
thought and purity Of motive that cam
not fail to appeal to the students of
moral economy and teachers of Bible
classes. The latter will find in them the
very eXemplitication of things that are
real nice, and awfully awful good. The
rules prohibit the displaying of bare
calves and ShinS and stipulate that all
members of the gymnasium who desire
the privileges of nice baths must wear
hof rnaOh within fa NV n oboc IF
the ankles, and not the horrid and posi-
lively indecent half tights.
No sleeveless jerseys will be allowed
either, but shirts with sleeves that will
hide the shoulder blades and biceps
must be worn. Levity will not be toll
Grated, and in order to cover any vulgar
facial expression or smile, the members
must clothe themselves in long faces.
Bowling will be strictly prohibited, for
bowling is wicked game INDUCED in
by men who drink beer, and sparring
must not be thought of, for sparring is
practiced by men who strike each other
in the face for money. Taking every
thing into consideration, these rules and
regulations will no doubt attract ath
leteS to the gymnasium, in droveS.
Minneapolis atmosphere was illumi-
mated for few hours yesterday by the
presence in the city of Col. W. f. Gore,
now the right-hand man of A. E. Hum
phreyS. the Mesaba range iron king.
Gore has charged his mind about Du-
luth. And it is all on account of the
iron that has been found up in
the northern part of the state.
The colonel has more to say
about the iron mines than he ever de-
livered himself of during his periods of
greatest enthusiasm over the prospects
for the annual Minneapolis exposition,
and that is saying good deal, as any
one who knows him can testify. He is
happy too, and all because, as he puts
it. they are coming his way in whale
back bargeS.
George H. Broadhust, we'll known in
Minneapolis from his connection with
the Lyeeum theater when it was part
of the Harris circuit, came in from the
wlnd-swept plains of North Dakota yes
terday. Broadhust has been catering
to amusement lovers in Grand Forks
for nearly two years now, and
has prospered. Tonight he will
leave for Chicago, where he
has leased theater that will be opened
in a couple Of weeks. All his friends
wish him success in metropolitan theat-
ricals, and are certain that he will at
tain success. He is still wearing the
same look of guilelessness that made
him famous while he lived in Minneapo-