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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-04-10
BULL BUTTER.

An unfailing signal of spring is when the
the butter. This doesn't hurt the product,
and 1t gives it color which is very invit-
ing. Which reminds US that some grocery
men think there is no harm in deceiving
their customers if the article they sell is as
wholesome as the article the customer
thinks he is buying This is the case with
the merchant who sells oleomargarine, but
terine and divers mixtures of tallow, suet,
hog fat and other grease, and calls them
butter.
The favorite plea of the oleomargarine
vender is that no one but an expert can tell
the difference between the stuff above
mentioned after II has been deodorized,
freshly scented and colored, and the
best churned product of Jersey or
Alderney cream. 1t doesn't make any
difference whether the animals whose
fat is thus used are regularly slaughtered
killed on the railroad or suffer death from
disease-science extracts the caseine and
the fatty matter, separating the decaying
substances, and chemistry adds the STERN
butyrine, and other common things with
queer names. But whatever the plea, stearin
people who buy butter want to know they
are not getting axle-grease. Oleomarga-
rine may smooth the way down one's gull
let for battercakes or mullins as well as
the product of the. udders of the best
imported short horns, and it may moi
cause instant death; and yet nobody likes
the idea of having eaten it. GrasshoppeI
soup, ROSTERS combs, snails, BIRDS brains
and other food articles, esteemed by many
as Injuries, are eschewed by others of tastes
equally as refined; but whilst butterine
may be as rich, as wholesome, es nutritious
as the best salad oil made from the olive
groves of Syria and Palestine, we still
yearn for the butter of our granomothers
pure and unadulterated. 1t may be unrea-
sonable not to banker after the produc
tions of ARMoUR's bone vats, but the minC
will wander to the old spring-house, will
its array of clean brown crooks, and tn,
churn with the long handle and the old
fashioned dasher.
The vender of oleomargarine is compelled
to ask the highest market price for butter
for if he offers TO sell at only a REASONABLE
profit it will at once be known that hi
stuff is bogus. If he has any conscience a
all, he knows he is not only swindling tn
buyer in the character of the article but il
the price, also, yet he must keep up tn
price in order to conceal the fraud.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-04-10
sWEETHEARTs AND WIVES.


Boston Transcript! a young woman expresses
the sentiment, where ignorance is bliss It's
folly to be wives.'
Burlington Press: 'tSoled OUT he murmured
to himself, as the father of his best girl gave
him lift at o'clock in the morning.
New York Herald: 81 wouldn't marry the
best man in creation" said Estelle. THAT let's
me out" said Chsppie. Farewell forever"
7eras Sitfings: Teacher-Mary, what is your
last name? Young Woman-I can't tell just yet,
but guess it will be Smith.
Puck: Helen-I get so tired OF that young
Mr.. Ide; seem to meet him every evening.
Ethel-Why don't you marry him then?
Yonkers Statesman: The young woman who
flights up weir at party is not always the
one who lights up the fire for her husband in
the morning.
ClotRier: A Problem Solved-Clara--I want
to break of my engagement with young Dukin
and 1 don't know how. Maud-Thats easy
Buy him necktie
7eg1S SVtasgs: He-How chilly it is tonight,
could hug stove feel so cold. Shells that
so? Why I'm so warm 1 feel just like a stove.
LIES Calendar: $50 the marquis gave you
those fiowers?" "Yes, and oh, Maud, he actu-
ally said life without me meant nothing. yes,
dear; everybody says you are his last chance. ;
Somerville Journal: Some people have been
known to wonder whether the postoff depart
ment would be self-sustatnng if all engaged
couples lived in the same town.
Cloak ReUisw; Mr.. Witherby-Mrs. Planking-
ton doesn't dress so well as she us ed to. does
she? Mrs. Banger-No. Since her husband
signed the pledge she hasn't the hold. on him
that she used to have.
SPARKS: She-Oh it's fun. tell you, to fiirt
with man till you get him to propose and then
say No" He-Yes, but L should think it would
be greater joke on him to say YES"
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ten. But free coinage will never come as
party measure

ACCORDING TO reports, Professor Will
LIAM MULDooN, the instructor OF Col. JOHN
L. SULLIVAN, has taken Hon. JAMES G..
BLAINE into training, with the view OF
making man Of him. Unsuccessful as
have been the efforts to get the secre-
tary into the Presidential ring, we have no
idea that he desires to enter the other ring
where the Marquis of Queensbury rules
prevail inside the limits of 24-foot In
closure. The manly art Of self-defense Is
to be learned for purely hygienic purposes,
and not, on the part of MIR. BLAINE, with
the notion of putting up his dukes in any
kind of an encounter scientific or political.
If, as that statesman is accredited with
saying to the correspondent OF the Pitts
burg Times, "in heart, lungs Kidneys and
otherwise he is free from organic disease,
and is suffering from torpidlty OF the
liver only, all he wants is to get rid OF that
tired feeling, self-distrnst, dependency,
and sorrel taste in the mouth. Mr.. Solid
MULDooN will teach him how to swing the
Indian, instead of the Union league, club
to strike out with his left at bags of sand.
regardless of being ssndbagged by the ad
ministration; and in general to put himself
in regular sanitary condition to let the
wild world wag as it will And in this
The HERALD wishes him the fulles
measure of success.
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tax on the appropriation. The re-
gents cannot meet other expenses and
provide necessary scientific instruments
and they cannot stop instruction in the de-
partments of general education and divert
the funds to school of mining. This Is
one of the best places in the United States
for such school, and the Importance OF
the mining industry involves the welfare
of the whole territory. If the mining men
of q tab feel able to raise the sum OF hve
thousand dollars by the first day OF June.
1892, the regents will be able, during the
two years, to add an equal amount, and,
though this is much less than is needed, IL
will put the mining school in progressive
condition The selection OF these instru-
meuts is a matter of skill, especially as
only q limited amount can be bought, and
it will be necessary to send an expert to
select and purchase them.
ROBERT HARNESS,
Chancellor.
UNIVERSITY OF UTAH, April s, 1892.
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The schoo, Of Mines.
70 the mining men of Utah:

To the mining men OF U tab:
Two years ago the legislature provided
for chair of geology and mineralogy in
the University of Utah, as oasis for flu
ture school of mines. All has been done
that could be done with the limited appro-
priations, and large class, under thor
oughly competent professor, is making sat-
isfactory progress in this direction; but
progress is crippled, and must eventually
STOP for the want of scientific instruments
and appliances.
The appropriation for 1892 and 1898 is as
much as the legislature could give with the
territorial tax limited to two mills, but it
is barely enough to meet the increased de-
mand for instructors and ordinary ex-
penses, and the fact that the university
must pay interest on every dollar of its ex-
penditures for the next two years (the re-
suit of the tax collections being always q
year behind the e3pendituresl, imposes 8
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-04-10

LAST WEEK the United States supreme
court decided the case of New York
liquor dealer who sent Jugs of ardent spirits
by express to Vermont, &C. o. d." He was
convicted of 307 offenses, the fines amount
ing to Sc, 40, and it was sdiudged that de-
PENDANT should be imprisoned three days
for every dollar Of the fine and costs, in all
1894 days, or somewhere about "a years.
The court held the sale was made in Yer
mont, and that the large aggregate SEN
tence imposed did not bring the case into
conflict with the constitutional provision
prohibiting cruel and unusual punishment,
any more than could the fact that sentences
for dozen different burglaries might re-
suit in imprisonment for life. Nevertheless
it is something more than a trihe for man
to be imprisoned upwards of half century
on the point of whether he got his money
for his goods where the jugs started OF
where they were delivered.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-04-10

ELSEWHERE IN THE HERALD we print
spirited call of Judge HARNESS, chancel-
lor of the University of Utah, upon the
mining men of Utah, in connection with
the necessity of providing proper scientific
instruments with which to prosecute ex-
periments in the school of mining attached
to that institution. The late legislature
appropriated 100000 for the university, but
this sum covers expenditures OF the deaf
mutes and normal and mining schools as
well, and is inadequate. There are this
session more than ninety students in the
classes In mineralogy and geology. Some
are special students of these subjects 9TH
ers are entered for q fill course in mining,
and still others seek instruction in these
studies with view to teach them in the
public schools.
We understand that the Deseret National
bank, WELLS, FARGO & Co., and the Com
mercia National bank have consented to
receive subscriptions to fund for the
purchase of scientific appliances for the
mining schools, and we commend this OBJ
iect as a most worthy one to be fostered
and encouraged by our citizens.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-04-10

OUR DEMOCRATIC friends over in Wyo-
ming are about the most cheerful and hap
piest people TO be found hereabouts. Chew
enne came to them Unexpectedly. Laramie
followed with handsome Democratic ma
tority. Rawlins is soon to hold an election.
and the Republicans concede the city to the
Democracy. Evanston is certain to wheel
into line and about the only town of i'm
portance along the line OF the Union Pacific
which the Republicans expect to carry is
Rock Springs. AS in Idaho and Montana
the Wyoming Democrats are organizing for
business, the determination being to carry
the state if hard work can do it. Every
where the best men in the party are going
TO the front, and when it comes to making
nominations 1t will be seen that only good
Democrats will be selected.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-04-10

julius MACARTHUR who, year ago, killed
AZ officer who was arresting him for steal
ing horse in New Hampshire, turns out
TO have been bigamist, forger, incendiary
and burglar, as well as q horse-thief and
murderer. To his other accomplishments
he added the faculty of being able to preach
q sermon, make prayer and deliver po-
litical Grafton, while his education and pol
ished manners enabled him where unknown
TO pass as gentleman and scholar.
Rather versatile. is JAMES.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-04-10

English writer especially familiar with the
educational institutions OF his country
Charles Dudley Warner makes his first ap
pearance in the EDITORS Study, and in his
usual engaging manner reviews some ques
lions raised by Lounsbury's "Chaucer u
Thomas Nelson Page opens the Editor
Drawer with an amusing character sketch,
.'How Isrul Outplayed Gabrul."
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-04-10

BUFFERS BOOK. BY Benjamin F.. Butler.
Boston: NJ. Thayer g. Co. Sold only by
subscription. j. A. Beard, agent for salt
Lake city.
THE HERALD has already printed some
what extended notice Of this book, hence
little more need be said. 1t is the autoDl-
ography and personal "reminiscences OF
General Butler, being review Of his legal,
political and military career OF course 1t
is interesting. Butler is one of the inter-
esting features of the country, and his life
has been among the noted ones OF the'past
thirty years. There are few Americans
who have been more vigorously hated
than he, and few who have been
more savagely criticised. His career has
been one of popular antagonism, but IN the
contest he has held his own. Now that he
is on the swift road to the grave he fires
this 1l00-page volume at the public, and IN
it fights for the cause of Butler with as
much earnestness and determination and
fearlessness as he ever exhibited. The
book contains much historical information
regarding the war. 1t is prefusely illus
trated.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-04-10

ALTHoUGB THE Tribune rushes forward
to declare that Il is responsible for the re-
ports that go out to the Associated Press
from Salt Lake, the circumstance, which
was suspected before, does not alter the
fact that where the dispatches concern the
Democracy Of this territory they are al
most invariably malicious falsehoods.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-04-10

EMMA ABBorT's $1,000 legacy to the
Brooklyn church where she was first en-
gagged as choir singer has been paid over
and win be used to repair the pipe organ.
One trustee wanted the money to go to re-
nairinp the choir
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-04-10

power has passed from it. then the door of the
Union and the welcome of its people viii open
to Utah.
The HERALD does not believe its Repub-
lican friends will scatter this minority re-
port widely through the territory as a.
campaign document.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-04-10

A "GREAT tinplate worksn In Philadel-
phia has been almost destroyed by fire."
loss nearly $780, fully covered by insur-
ance. II must have been a prodigious es-
Enlistment, run. no doubt, by costly
machinery and employing great number
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-04-10

WHEREVER THERE were any Republican
victories in the late spring elections, if we
are to'believe the organs, the issues were
national; but in the great number of other
instances, according to the same authori-
ties, the issues were purely local-which
goes TO show that our opponents make as
bad an out of it governing cities as they do
in trying 10 run the country at large.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-04-10

HON. J. R. De LAMAR, who has returned
to Boise city from Washington, has related
to the marines of that section one of the
prettiest fairy stories that was ever told
He says HARRIsoN would sign free silver
coinage bill.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-04-10
WEATPER INDICATIONS.

The indications furnished by the United
States agricultural department through
Mr.. Kerkam in San Francisco.
For Utal-Fair ercept light local rains and
cooler in Uicinity Of Salt Lake city.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-04-10

HormOn. and the Government AuthOri.i.

Hormons and the Government Authorities
Webelieve there are no where in the Union
more loyal people than the Lstter-day Saints.
They know no other country except this. They
expect TO live and die this soil.
To be At peace with the government and in
harmony with their fellow-citizens who are not
OF their faith, and TO share in the confidence OF
the government and people, our people have
voluntarily put aside something which all their
lives they haYe believed to be 8 sacred princi-
pie As shepherds OF a patient ana
suffering people, we ask amnesty for them, and
Jglet.ge Dur fain and honor for their future.
wILEoRD WOODRUFF, h. j. GRANT
GEORGE .. CANNON, JOHN HENRY SMITH.
JOSEPH +. SMITH JOHN W. TAYLOR,
LORENZO SNOW. n. w. MERRILL.
MOSES THATCHER AETHoN Il. LuND,
FRANCIS N. LYMAN, ABRAHAM Il. CANNON
FRANKLIN D. RICHARDS.
SALT LAKE, December ls, 1891
TO The President:
We have the honor 70 forward herewith pc
tition signed by the president and most infiuen-
tial members Of the Mormon church. We have
no doubt Of Us sincerity and no doubt that II is
intended in absolute good 5ath. The signers in.
clude some who were most determined in adher
ing 10 their religious faith while polygsmy,
either mandatory or permissive, was one of its
tenets and they are men who tcould not lightly
pledge their faith and honor to the government
or subscribe tc such :. docu ment without having
sully resolved to make thei words good IN let
ter and spirit.
Signed by A. L THOMAS, governor; CHARLES
s. ZANE, chief Justice; Commissioners GOD
TRKY, SAUNDERS and ROBERTSON, and Judges
'MNKR, BLACKBURN and ANDERSON
SALT LAKE December Q 1891
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-04-10

ALL THE Republican foreign ministers
seem TO be coming home to boom HARRI-
son for reelection. One comfort is they
are liable to do less harm here than abroad
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-04-10

GOVERNOR THAYER, of Nebraska, has
again been pronounced -governor-this
time by the state. supreme court. He will
probably ask for s new hearing.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-04-10

KAISER WnHELM's doctors advise him to
take whaling trip. If he doesn't look out
he may go not where be whales, but where
he will be whaled.
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SILVER AND LEAD

Bar silver was quoted in New York yes
terday at S55s.
Lead, s4.221l.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-04-10

TEE PICTURE Of Spain's child king, Al
FoYzo, has been put upon postage stamp
and will get many licking.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-04-10

The SILVER bill pursued ROGER Q. Mills
into the United States Senate.
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ROMANCE.

The April number of Romance contains
seventeen complete stories of the highest
character and liveliest interest. A remark
able proportion of famous writer's figure
among their authors. 1t Is theory of this
periodical that the genius Of every great
writer should be made to contribute to the
good of the race, and there 10 striking
exemplitcation of the theory in this issue.
The world would be the gamer if much
that Emile lola has written were expungsd
from literature, but it would be pity to
lose "Povarina," the exquisite fairy tale
from his pen which is here gwen. Here.
too, are specimens of the best shor.-story
work of Charles Dickens, Guy de Maupas-
SAINT, Maurice Lefevre, Paul Arene, Erck-
mann-C hatrian, Emilia Pardo Basan, Grant
Allen and others. Romance Publishing
company, Clinton Hall, Aston Place, New
York
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Ayers
Sars aparHla
The Best
Blood Medicine

So sag Leading Physicians
and Druggists, and their opia-
ION is Endorsed by thousands
cured by it of ScrOfuLa, Ec-
SemG, ErysipeIGs, and 0thess
diseases of the blood.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-04-10

ayers Sarsaparilla has won It's reys-
tation by years of valuable service to The
community. IL is the best" R. S. Lang,
Druggist, PIP Merrimaek ST., Lowell, Mass.
DR.. w. P Wright, Paw Paw Ford. Tenn.
says: Gin my practice, l invariably pre-
scribe Ayers Sarsaparilla for chronic dss-
eases of the BLOOD
DR.. r. r. Boyle, Third and Oxford sts.,
Philadelphia, Pa, writes: a. For two years
l have prescribed Ayers SarsaparilIa in
numerous instances, and l find it highly
eficacious in the treatment of all disorders
of the blood"
L. NJ Robinson, Pharmacist, Sabina, O.,
certifes ayers Sarsaparilla has always
been a great seller. My customers think
there is no blood-purifier equal to it."
'For many years l was afflicted with
scrofUlOus running sores, which, at last be-
came so bad the doctors advised amputatirg
one of my legs to save my life. 1 began
taking Ayers Sarsaparilla and soon saw an
Improvement. After using about two dozen
bottles the sores were healed. continue to
year, for my blood, and am no longer trou-
bled with sores. 1 have tried other reputed
blood-purifers, but none does so much good
Neal, Kansas.
Don't fail to get
Ayers SarsaparilIa
PREPARED BY
DR.. ]. C. AVER & CO., Lowell, Mass.
Sold by Druggists. 81, six So. Worth IS a bossls.
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ATLANTIC MONTHLY.

Mr.. William Henry Bishop begins his
series of papers on IAN American at Home
in Europe" in the April number of the
Atlantic Monthly His first chapter is on
"House-Hunting and Housekeeping" in
Brittany, Paris and the Suburbs of Paris"
Antoinetts Ogden's paper, "a Drive
Through the Black Hills" is worth care
full reading. This may be said with still
greater emphasis about paper of a widely
different type, namely, "The Federal Taxa
ton of Lotteries" by Hon. T. M. Cooley,
late chief Justice of Michigan. A cleverly
composed "trilogy" on naval subjects will
delight the lover of things nautical. For
the fiction of the number we find some
chapters of Crawford's sDon Orsino," and
a clever. battling story by Henry James,
called "The Private Life" illegal Dis
franchisement'' is another of those I'M
signed papers which readers of the Atlantic
have Of late begun to speculate about.
Houghton, Miffiin & Co., Boston.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-04-10

is the of your life to get good Instrument
greatest price offered Standard nsru
perhaps largest discount that be given
Dealers buy instruments at above prices
to sell again sell the above instruments to
get they occupy department we wish to add
to our extensive Piano and Organ business.
Do not fail to see beautiful instruments whether
you do or do buy trouble show them Bring this
adj with you compare prices This entire list must be
closed out within the days. Correspondence promptly
attended to.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-04-10
THE FORUM.

Articles of political timeliness in the
April Forum are: A discussion of the sew
eral phases of THE Crisis of the Demo
cratic Party" by the Hon. William L. Will
son, OF West Virginia, who writes in favor
of "a campaign for principle" viz, tariff
reform; by Frederic r. Coudert, the leader
of the anti-Hill Democrats in New York,
on the revolt against Senator Hill; and by
Matthew Hale, well-known constitu-
tional authority, on the theft by the Demo-
Gratis of the New York senate. Besides
these is thorough review of the change in
Iowa from Republican to Democratic
majority. lis Iowa Doubtful State!". by
Governor John N. Irwin.
There are two literary articles of unusual
value-oue, an photographed arucle
about his own opinions and methods, by
the late Prof. Edward A. Freeman; and
another on 1.-THE Learning of Languages, :"
by Philip Gilbert Hamerton. Economic
and historical articles are on the great coal
combination, "Our Anthracite Supply and
Distribution" by Joseph ). Harris, presi-
dent of the Lehigh Coal and Navigation
company; 1.-THE Germans as Emigrants,"
by the celebrated German economist Prot.
Geffcken 'Reformatory Prisons as Schools
of Crime" by William P. Andrews, clerk
OF the criminal court at Salem, Mass. The
Forum: New York.
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LITERATURE.

UNIVERSITY OF UTAH, April s, 1892