St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-01

because lney all are out OF JOINT, Sdlu
Ward Heller Two.
1--WE thought to down the gang was going
to be a heap of fun,
But, oh. alaek! and, oh, alas. we're feeling
awful blue.
They're on to Wright, they're on to Wright,
his schemes and plans are failing him.
p And all the boys he tied to once are bitterly
assailing him,
And, oh. the Prohibi:ionists this night will
be bewailing him;
For they're surely knitting Frederick at the
polls, sir"
what makes McCardy's face so reds" said
Ward Heller One.
because defeat is In the air" said Ward
"a regular revolt tha: threatens Wright has
just begun,
And the voters they will slaughter him to-
day before they're through.
They're on to him, they're on to him, the
voters all are OH TO him,
The wards are all revolving they expected
would have gone to him.
And Townley, Wright discovers, is the one
who cleaveS alone to him.
For they're surely knitting Frederick at he
polls. SIR
whats that so black against the SKYE" said
Ward Heller One.
ut is IL cloud of righteous wrath said
Ward Heller Two,
(which sh that honest Democrats are
mad at being run
By san l-bag gers of old st. Paul. who's cred
it's tried and true.
AID their rising indignation will make all
the traitors down lie.
Despite the burning rhetoric from the lips of
John L.. Townley,
Who thought to roast the court hous goose
50 very crisp and brownly. !
For they re surely knitting Frederick at the
polls, sir"
Boss Plat is expected TO be in Minneapo-
lis next June. in company with a meat axe.
The appearance of B. Harrison al the lay
ing of the corner stone of the Grant monu-
ment in New York did nothing toward draw
ing the frost out of the ground.
The solid silver set of delegates from Colo
RADIO is likely to run up against a small coterie
of ~tin-Dlate liars. from the Mckinley dis
tricts, at Minneapolis,
The Rochester Post-Express says: Money
is not exactly a religious article, but still it
has n denomination of its own" Bre'r Kyle,
of South Dakota, would like to give IL a kind
of pumpkin denomination.
1t is more that likely that Candidate
Wright's May Dav Musings are at this mo-
ment somewhat feverish.
Is it because Gov. Russell smokes cigarettes
that his presidential boom ended in smoke?
The Hon. Thomas Collier Boss Plat ap-
pears to have submitted the B. Harrison pres
identinl boom TO a severe course of viyisec-
ton in the New York convention.
Today is the ominous calm before the po-
litical cyclone. The dark, funnel-shaped
cloud" is towering in the immediate vicinity
of Bre'r Wright.
When q man can consistently preach pro-
hibition and practice Republican politics at
the same time, he has solved the mystery of
mixing oil and water. That, by the way. is
the reason why the mystery of mixing oil
and water has never been solved.
Great gall: Chicago comes to the front with
a statement that the Windy City contains a
direct lineal descendant of Columbus-a
lady. Is Chicago aware that there is to be
on exhibition at the worlds fair a picture
from Il Paris salon entitled Funeral of a
Fakir?"
Judge Altgeld, of Chicago. is the Demo-
o,,t;o o,,J;1oto fOr of TIi,0iC ra
was opposed by the Chicago Herald. Two
days previous to the meeting of the conven-
ton at Springfield the Herald said, editori-
ally: "Alt that glitters is not geld" AT this
the indignation of the people knew no
bounds. and the stalwart Democrats of Illi-
nois rose as one man and nominated him..
People can stand everything, you know.
1t appears that Foraker has recently
emerged from another tussle with John
Sherman covered with a new batch Of
scratches. Suubbed again!
The Grant monument is sadly in need of
some prominent church debt raiser to estab-
lish O magnetic and financial current be-
tween the fund and the pocketbook.
What is described as an "ornate gold
troweI' was used last Wednesday by Presi-
dent Harrison in laying the corner stone of
the Grant monument in New YORK. Now
let them sell the trowel and add the pro-
ceeds to the fund.
Under melancholy circumstances William
Astor passed from life unto death. But still,
how much more melancholy, to some people,
would have been his unexpected demise had
he taken his $780, 900, 900 along with him.