St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-04-08
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Jack the Ripper, alias Deeming hasbeen
told by some spike-haired English lawyer
that he will have an excellent case for libel
against the newspapers when he gets out.
When he gets outi There's wealth of satire
in that little sentence.
Grover Cleveland appears to have been
slightly overweight when he Rhode Island.
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Iowa has cut off her fayorite son, Allison.
with shilling, and taken to squandering her
affections on some other states son, Ben Har-
riSon, for instance.
Officer Lymphatic-Yer story don't wash,
young Teller, an FL run yez in.
Easy Milligan-Thin yen do more thin yez
hevter Their last six months if yez run half
block.
No confidence is violated in the statement
that Rhode Island voters would like to hold q
state election every day, always provided
that Blocks-of Five Dudley was on deck to
pay off the hands,"
AS vice presidential candidate Whitelaw
Reid would run like scared wolf among
the rat printers of New York.
John Greenleaf Whittier. the American
poet began life as a shoemaker. and We still
have humber OF 'blacksmiths" manufact-
uring American poetry for the home mar
ket."
Somebody suggests chamber of horrors
for the worlds fair What's the matter with
the piano forte exhibit
Has ex-Gov McGill proposed 10 the RepuD-
lican party, or per contra?
Recent revelations concerning the Richie
lieu hotel. Chicago. indicate that quite
number of the most prominent citizens in
the United States have, probably, been
fieeced therein. but Gov. Merriam was not
one of them. When it came to show
down, the governor, well, the governor took
the hotel.
Instead of worrying about politics. as is
frequently suggested by the country press,
we are authoritatively informed that Joel 2.
Heatwole is now industriously employing
the major portion of his time coloring eggs
for Easter.
Saws the st. Louis Republic: 1.-THE silver
plank in the Minnesota Democratic platform
is evidently q torment to the editors OF he
publican newspapers" Alas, too true, and
the Pioneer Press was the first one to begin
sQuirming.
Up to date the Drayton-B orrowe imbroglio
involves a large picnic party including
Ward McAllister, Professional Duel1st Mil
bank, Milbank's hounds, Col Tom OehIltree,
a Mr.. Fox, the name of a married lady, and
last, but not least, Editors Ballard Smith and
Johu a. Cockerill. 1t may end in talk and
it may, possibly, end i'll bloodshed, with
odds of rs to OH bloodshed
Speaking of leverage" there is mighty lit
tie of it i'll sight in the United states treasury
1t is to be hoped that the rubber trust has
the courage of its elasticity.
Rhode Island went Republican OH Wednes-
day as though everything had been creased
by Dudley for the occasion. fsiD-
The kangaroo ballot appears to have
jumped all over the boodling Chicago alder
men. ~
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A Chicago paper prints picture of a
suburban locomotive that runs without
smoke Chicago chimneys, however, still
smoke without running. They don't have to
run so long as they stand in with the in
spector &c -.
Mr.. CoWherd, candidate for mayor of Kan
sas City, has vindicated himself by licking
the opposition out of their boots. We have
ever agreed with Lord Bacon that there was
really, nothing i'll name, and that rose
named Dennis would smell just as sweet as a
mignonette bed on June evening, With a
brunette girl turning the garden hose on full
head, and from time to time Inadvertently
flushing the ears of the passing young gen
tleman trying to outwaik the street car.
Dispatches inform us that the whisky trust
is in court again. If it is in the police court
we ask leniency Of the judge ana request
that it be sent to Dwight.
Now that bath house proprietor has been
elected to the Chicago city council it is hoped
that he will not fail to honor his colleagues
with passes.
While the small boy in America was hilari-
ously making life burden for the Jay" Oh
April 1. Bismarck, in Germany, was quietly
having birthday. And we insist that the
rare old chancellor by all odds showed the
best taste.