St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-30
SUNRISE SIGNALS.
Don't blockade the sidewalk any long err
The Drayton-Borrowe fight is off.

Don't blockade the sidewalk any Ions or.
The Drayton-B orrowe fight is off.
The electric spur" is the latest device for
torturing race horses. About 1900 volts of
electricity applied under the coat tails of
bookmakers, jockeys, cappers, owners and
trainers would produce most beneficial
effect upon the average responsibility of this
country. 9e@4Ee =
1t is said that the best literary work can be
done on board sailing yacht. While at sea
one does not have to put out the sign, This
is my busy day" nor does the book agent,
tax collector nor average dun break in and
bore you.
Perhaps never before has Congressman
Bland awakened to SO thorough a realization
of the true significance of the term dull
thud.''
sour cooking schools will be invaluable to
us in case of war;" announces Boston
paper. Really, we had no idea the results
were half SO deadly. y5sies,
Patrick Dinan, of Chicago, who loaned the
celebrated white horse" of Cronin murder
notoriety, has been oveltakeni by death OIL
pale horse.
Chicago will please take notice that her
grand jury is only on probation.
The attention of Lieut.. Totten is directed
TO the fact that the world dio not come to an
h. I'D N -
him one more guess.
Gen. Alger should lose no time in applying
the electric spur to his presidential boom
A curious law point has recently cropped
out in st. Louis. Henry George, juror. Was
instructed by the honorable court to find a
verdict for the plaintiff This Mr.. George
declined to do, giving as a reason that it
would not be his verdict. The judge ex
planned to him that he had taken an oath tc
find verdict lin accordance with the testi-
mony and the law as it shall be gwen to you by
the court" This raises a question whether a
man cannot successfully evade jury service
by refusing to take such an oath without in
curing the penalties of contempt of court.
To compel a man to swear to- or affirm in re-
seems hardship.
If it be true, as stated in the st. Louis Re-
public that MIR. Harrison is reported as say
ing that he don't know whether he wants
the Republican nomination or not" it be-
comes painfully evident that Mr.. Harrison is
using more reprehensible syntax than usual
this spring. If Benny do not know, who
do know?
The Atlanta Constitution says that the de-
feat of the Bland bill has placed the Demo
cratic party ''of the South in a hole" The
tatuous impetuosity and inane heedlessness
of Mr.. Bland came perilously near placing
the Democratic party of the whole country
iii q hole.
The "whirligig of time" is a splendid mill
for grinding out supposed impossibilities.
Look at Roger Quarles Mills for instance,
and then glance for moment at the present
attitude of Grover Cleveland. Then do not
fail to take last, long farewell glance at the
demoralized free silver coinage bill.
If the Peoples party would only do more
spring blowing and less blathersAiting. the
country would be just as-weil off. en-
.tjl7
We just want to know. you know. if it
would be possible to have permanent cen
sus without permanent Porter? III Us
i q
1t cannot be possible that Whiteaw Reid
really desires te exchange the editorship OF
leading New York daily for the inconse-
quentiai Office of vice president However,
if it be true. ali right. That way lies OBJ
Iivion. -
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German military balloons are said to be
lowering over Russia. Has the young kaiser
really begun his ''pulverizing act!"o 5,e =,
A possible reason for the failure of Sapa-
tor Hills one.night stands in the South is
that his political drama had no tang in it,.
Those who have ulster oyercoats to shed,
prepare TO shed them now.
All of the Republican dark-horse presi-
dental booms are being quietly laughed off the
track. Ben Harrison's seems to be the only
one able to hang on to Its modus vivendi
Senator Hanshrough says that North Da-
kota is destined to be one of the greatest
states in the Union. This is a truism; we
are all great states, and North Decota is
''wid u.s.
Now is a good time TO discover where the
flies go in winter
The incongruities of vagrant love are not
entirely closed to explanation. II is difficult
for a woman to help loving a man after her
own heart"