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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-05

HeI wish you would lift your veil
moment.
She-What for?
He-Well, er, l would like to kiss YOU
She-But I most decidedly object to
your kissing me. Besides, my veil is very
thin
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-05

Mrs Shoddy-Had we better have can
vassback duck for our dinner party?
Miss Shoddy-Oh, no, ma. That
wouldn't do. You cant put their names
on the menu in French.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-05

The formula of Ayers Sarsaparilla is
well known to the medical profession
and universally approved. The reputa,
ton of the firm guarantees excellence and
uniformity in the medicine, and the
worlds experience for nearly half cen
tury has fully demonstrated its value.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-05

Mr.. 7. E. Wiley, 146 Chambers St., New
York City, says that Ayers Sarsaparilla
cured him of dry and scaly humor, from
which he had suffered intolerably. He
adds II have not now blemish on my
body, and my cure is wholly due to Ayers
Sarsaparilla."
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-05
Miles Nerve q Liver Pills.

Act on new principle--regulating the
liver, stomach and bowels through the
nerves. A new discovery. DR.. Miles
Pills speedily cure biliousness, bad taste,
torpid liver, piles, constipation. Un.
equalled for men, women, children.
Smallest, mildest, surestl SO doses, 25 cts.
Samples Free at A. @. Ireland's.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-05
spacious.

Closefst, ST. Remember, my boy, that
a rolling stone gathers no moss.
Closetist, jr.--Chestnut! Probably You
never happened to run across moss
agate
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-05

Her Father-The idea Of wishing to
marry Il man without a cent!
His Father--Well, sir, you're bigger
fool than l thought you were to fall in
love with a penniless girl.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-05

Some unripe fruit the editor ate
And ere the effect of the act was past
He wrote this item: AS sure as fate,
The cholera's in our midst at last!
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-05
Took and sold 1t.

Boggs Medicine helped my brother
wonderfully.
Foggs-What kind does he take?
Boggs Oh, he doesn't take any; he runs
drug store
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-05

4 marvel lis of loveliness,
Fer trailing dress of white,
But, bless your heart, her bathing dress
Is simply out of sight.
New York Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-05

RUG pspEp is kept on flcat z, C. Dat G.
'''o ~ t-f Advertising Agency, Gl and
65 Merchants EXCHANGE, San francisco, Cal.
where contracts for adyerisin- an be mate
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-05
YEAR. Annual MEAN YEAR. ANNUAL MEAf

The annual monthly values will show the
distribution Of temperature through the
year.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-05
HEAE.
4 difference.

q Inference.
Yabsley Made any election bets yet
Nudge.
Nudge Only hat
Yabsloy Which size, morning ofoYen-
inu?
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-05

"A Point 0D suDers titiou.
Are you superstitious?
Not to-day; I'm flush.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-05

Kansas 10 q great state for corn, wheat,
cattle, hogs and financial Independence.
The A.. T. & S. f. r. II. has seyersl
thousand nice farms for sale in its old
land grant along the fertile Arkansas
river in south. central and western Kan
sas. For copy OF folder giving full infor-
nation relating to crop capacity OF Kansas
lands, cost per acre and terms of sale
write to G. Fl MoREHoUsE, D. F. & P. A.
Ell Paso, Texas.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-05
The Land Of Sunshine.

Write to G. T. NICHOLSON,
Fe 4. r.. topeka, Kansas, for
OF SUNSHINE"
pplication.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-05
Fiat ErOte,

T TIT tITUtV,
At a seaside carayansary
He stayed the summer through
And now he's walking back to town
To start in life anew
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-05
Willing Feet.
ME...D

She-Why in the world does he call his
feet poetic?
He-Because they go to meet her, You
Knoxville.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-05

Governor L Bradford Prince, Prof Hiram
6adley, Elias 5. Slower, Amado Chayes,
Prof. ?. ;. Schneider
bupt, OF ublclnstruction. ..Amado Chaves
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-05
THE MILITARY F05T.

At Santa Fe is the Oldest military estab.
lishment on American soil, having been in
almost continuous occupation since 1902
when the Spaniards first established here
their base Of operations. Old Fort Marcy
was built by U. s. soldiers in 1916 and the
new post was occupied few years later.
Appended is a roster of the present garrison
ct Fort Marcy:
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1892-08-25
Outlook in Ohio.

r. D. Marshall of Dayton, leading
democratic politician and prominent
railroad attorney of Ohio, was at the
Palmer house yesterday. He said that
under existing circumstances the demo-
Gratis have good chances for carrying
the saate for Cleveland and Stevenson
and the state ticket. 1.-The republicans
have not yet recovered from the disap-
pointment of defeat at Minneapolis. :"
said Mr.. Marshall, ''while the demo
Gratis are all united for the ticket made
at Chicago. It is impossible to say now
wheather or not an effort will be made
by the democratic state committee to
bring Ohio into line for the national
ticket. OF course we will make a
strong fight for the state ticket, and
if the apathy now shown by the repub-
leans toward Harrison and Reid con-
tinues the democrats will make an
effort to defeat the whole republican
ticket in Ohio. Chicago Herald.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1892-08-25
The Next United States Senate will b,
Democratic,

The Next United States Senate will be
Democratic.
The Atchison Patriot gets down to
business and figures it out to this
fashion.
TWenty-six senators are to be elected
by the various legislatures elected this
fall OF the outgoing senator's, FELTON,
of California, Hawley of Connecticut,
Sharp of Idaho, Perkins of Kansas.
Hale of Maine, Dawes of Massachu-
sets, Stockbridge of Michigan, Davis
of Minnesota, Sanders of Montana,
Paddock of Nebraska, Stewart of
Nevada. Hiscock of New York, Carey
of North Dakota, Quay of Pennsyl-
yania, Proctor of Utah, Allen of Wash
ington, Sawyer Of Wisconsin, and War
rem of Wyoming are republicans. Total
eighteen. Gray of Delaware, Pascoe of
Florida, Turpie of Indiana, Cockrell of
Missouri, Blodgett of New Jersey, Bates
of Tennessee, Hunton of Virginia, and
Faulkner of West Virginia are demo-
Gratis. Total eight. Of the outgoing
republicans Hawley OF Connecticut,
Dawes of Massachusetts, Sanders of
Montana, Hiscock of New York, and
Sawyer OF Wisconsin, are now repre-
senting democratic states and will be
turned down this fall. Perkins, Kansas
viii give place to a peoples party man.
On March 4th the republican majority
in the senate will disappear and Adlai
Z. Stevenson will preside over demo
cratic body.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1892-08-25
NE1GHBoRHooD HAPPENINGS.
HoIsINGrON.


From the Dispatch.
In some parts of town it is hard to
see the houses for the weeds.
Sol. Degen will have one of the finest
residences in the city when his house is
completed.
The wheat crop of Barton county
for 1892 will fill 5000 cars or make $50
train loads of 20 cars each. Surely
wheat is king in Barton.
Hoisington is getting to be as much
of a town for colored people as is Great
Bend. Quite a number of darkeys
have lately taken up their residence
here.
Threshing men say it is very hard
matter to keep help. although good
wages are being paid. From S1.5o to
s1.75 per day and board is the general
price.
A mining company composed of the
following persons has been organized
in this city and is interested in mines
in New Mexico over which Phil Haley
has charge: Dan Haley, F. P. Vaughan,
VIM. Quinlan, Ed. Childs, Cyrus
Townsend, Arthur Amidon, Dan Curtis,
E. F. Carter, Dave Gray, B. F. Cork
well.
From the Blade.
The young man Conner who monkeyed
with the business end of mule a few
days ago, receiving injuries that fo1
some time looked fatal, was in town
yesterday, ''a little dishgured, but still
in the ring"
If your boy gets lost, or does not turn
up when be ought to, we would suggest
that the parents get out a search war
rant and look through the many un'
slightly groves of weeds that may be
found on the vacant lots near Main
street.
| There Is more than one honored citi
| zen in Hoisington who are spending
some time and some more money in try
| ing to find the whereabouts of one
| Frank Allen, the former foreman of the
round house here. 1t is to be regretted
| that in a few instances this man left the
| bag for some of our hard working mel
to hold, and in others procured money
by the free use of names, by consent
on paper that is maturing. In every
instance he seemed to have ''done" hi
friends-those who were working unde
| him.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1892-08-25
completed. Mr.. Kuhl is one of our
most prosperous farmers.

completed. Mr.. Kuhl is one of our
most-prosperous farmers.
The teams stand so thick around the
elevators waiting for their turn to come
to unload, that a stranger from the east
who had never seen anything of the
kind before, wanted to know what kind
of gatherings were being held in those
buildings.
Ed. Hagan, one of the wealthy south
side farmers, has invested IN another
farm, having purchased an So acres of
A. G. Moddren for the consideration of
SI425. Kansas farms are beginning to
be sold at something near their real
value this year.
]. P. Burnett, while handling wheat
for Martin Sessler one day last week,
had his wagon run into by freight
train that was doing some switching and
the wagon was utterly demolished while
the wheat was scattered promiscuously
along the track for several yards.
CLAFLIN.
From the Banner
The bank has moved into its new
building.
Ingerson & DunstoD received a tel
egram stating that their team which
was stolen some two weeks since, had
been found and the thief caught al
Wichita.
! Mr.. Will Landreth and Miss Laura
Smith, both of near this place, were
married at the residence of the brides
parents one day last week by Ed. J. NJ.
Wickham.
Mr.. Schumacher has rented the up
stairs of the Norris store building ani
has moved his family to town. Every
house in town is now occupied, not ever
a vacant room remaining for rent.
| Mr.. Rosewater of Eureka Spring:
came out last week to look after his agri
cultural interests here. He is wei
pleased with the outlook of the country
| and says his farm here is the best pay
ing investment that he has.
After all these long and many year
of watching and waiting, raught some
times with an almost forlorn hope, tn
acme of expectations were realized a
the residence of DR.. Campbell on las
Monday morning by the presence of
real ''stand up for Kansas" ten poun
boy.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1892-08-25

o. PRETTY, speedy Nancy Hanks,
we bow the knee and give thee thanks.
Maud s. no more our homage draws;
in this fast age we cannot pause, nor
follow slow-pokes in the ranks, when
fashion follows Nancy Hanks.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1892-08-25

JUDGE EMERY, of Lawrence, a
Humphrey hireling, was one of the
republican lobbyists in attendance at
the Dodge City convention. Wonder
if Crouch. Bucher, Petition, ETC., got
their '.inspiration" from him?
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1892-08-25

DOLLARS to doughnuts that A. w.
Smith drank as much joint beer in
Wichita last week as any old soldier
there. And he won't tell about it the
next time he gets up in meeting and
gives his experience. either.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1892-08-25

WE WILL venture a guess on the
ticket the republicans will put up Sat-
urday: Representative Col. w. w.
Sowards, attorney, H. J. Sturgis; clerk
of court, R. A. Charles; probate judge,
John W. Brown; superintendent, Fred
Lutschy.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1892-08-25

The p. p. county candidates are on
the anxious seat. Just few days N ore
to walt, boys,sand you'll know your
fate. Lightning doesn't strike twice
in the same place.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1892-08-25

CONCERNING candidate for repre-
sentative before the republican con-
vention to be held Saturday, the
Claf1in Banner says: SIT looks like
Great Bend was trying to monopolize
the candidate business. She only
wants the county attorney, clerk of the
court, representative, and possibly
superintendent. Then there is one or
two aspirants who would like to be
probate judge. If the wire politicians
of Great Bend haven't caught on to the
results OF such ticket they will prob
ably have time to do so after election.
Claflin, Hoisington, Pawnee Rock, and
Ellinwood are all parts of Barton
county and they will all be heard from
either before or after the convention. -
The trouble with Oscar is, Erst: He
has been too long in ''tumblingr to the
policy of the republican managers of
this county, and, second: He just be-
gins to realize that Morg. has sat COM
pletely down on his-Oscar's-candl-
dacy for representative because Oscar
is a known resubmissionist. Oscar
should begin to see just where ne
stands with his party pretty soon, and
throw up the old machine and be a
good democrat.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1892-08-25

AT THE G. A. r. reunion at Wichita
last week, A. W. Smith made a speech
to the old soldiers. He was supposed
to be speaking to a nOn-partisan gath
ering; fraternal association that had
no connection with politics; but all the
same, he had so little manhood and
sense of right as to enter into bitter
abuse Of the peoples party, and try to
prejudice the voters there assembled
in favor of his own corrupt political
machine. 1t seems too that Smith did
not draw it strong enough and the
political managers of the reunion per-
mitted that ex-judge and corrupt foul
mouthed renegade, Botkin, to har-
rangue the old soldiers and make a
most abusive partisan speech. If the
G. A. r. is not a political organization
why does it permit such unprincipled
reprobates to force their politics upon
its members? There were thousands
of p. p. men at the Wichita reunion
end there is one good result from the
partisan speeches made there, and that
is, that they came home more deter
mined than ever to wipe out the party
which stoops to use a non-partisan
organization for political ends.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1892-08-25

IN HARVEY county, the home of the
worst anti-Simpson man in the Dodge
City convention, the democrats and
the peoples party men have nominated
a combine county ticket that will
sweep the field. In Ford county where
Petition, the most unscrupulous demo-
crat in the west, publishes a paper in
the interest of Long, the same thing is
done in county affairs as in Harvey.
And yet the fellows in the p. p. in
Barton county who can entertain but
one idea at time have chosen to write
certain defeat across the faces of every
one of their candidates for county
offices at the expense of state and leg
islative candidates. Democrats of
Barton countywill not submit to being
treated as they were on the 18th inst.
without protest, and if there are
peoples party men who prefer to do
justice to the party which will help
them on every legislative Office, they
! will see that democratic candidates for
county Offices are not defeated at the
polls.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1892-08-25
EDITORIAL COMMENT.

CHESTER is handsome, and Chester
is smooth. and by tackling Jerry he's
game; but though Jerry IS common,
and very uncouth- he will get there
Just the same.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1892-08-25
DEMOCRATIC TICKET.
For President,
GROVER CLEVELAND.

For President,
GROVER CLEVELAND.
For Vice President,
GENERAL A. E. STEVENSON.
PRESIDENTIAL ELECTORS.
WALTER n. ALLEN, E. B. CABBELL,
Al. McALL1srER, L. D. REYNOLDS,
s. A. MARTIN, NOAH ALLEN,
H.C BROWN, A. c. SnIHN,
D. E. BARRY, 81. A. WHITE.
KANSAS STATE TICKET.
For Governor.
L. D. LEwELLING.
For Lieutenant Governor,
PERCY DANIELS.
For Secretary of State,
r. S. OSBORNE.
For Attorney General.
JOHN T. LITTLE.
For State Auditor,
VAN B. PRATHER.
ForsState Treasurer,
w. Fl. BIDDLE.
For State Superintendent,
H. N. GAINES.
For Associate Justice,
S. II. ALLEN.
For Congressman at Large,
w. A. HARRIS.
For Congressman, 7th District,
JERRY SIMPSON.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1892-08-25

jerry SimSon was endorsed at Dodge
City on Tuesday by the democratic con-
vention by a vote of 81 for and A
against. Good judges estimate the
democratic vote of the district to be
about the same ratio. This will elect
Chester L. Long, dead sure.-Register.
HAVING been secretary of the Dodge
convention, we told Morg. that the vote
on the nomination of Jerry was 72 for
to 36 against. Yet in the face of that
knowledge he misrepresents the figures,
STOPPING to such little. Insignificant
lying for political effect. Further, we
have proof of the fact that at least 20
Of the 36 opposing votes were cast by
men sent to the convention by republi-
can money and riding on free passes,
furnished by railroads which desire the
election of Long. a referencato the
counties whose delegates cast the votes
opposing Jerry viii also disclose the
fact that most of such counties are
ones which have never had any demo-
cratic vote worth speaking of-one of
the counties opposing Jerry only east
three votes for the democratic candi-
dates, and yet it had two so-caIIed
straight out" delegates in the conven-
tion. When Ichabod reads the report
Of that convention his face viii more
fully represent his name than it has at
any time yeti Will grow Long as
well as doleful-
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1892-08-25

IT WILL be seen that we have placed
the name of Hon. Jerry Simpson for
member of congress in the 7th congress
sional district on our ticket. He is the
regular democratic nominee, and should
get the full democratic vote. Demo
Gratis have only to consider two things
to decide them as to how to vote. First.
Jerry Simpson will never uphold force
bill that seeks to take from the people
the right to conduct their own elections.
and second, ne will never vote for or
support such infamous legislation as
exemplified in the Mckinley bill. On
the other hand, Long, the republican.
Is pledged to both measures, and would
fight for either to the last ditch.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1892-08-25

BUCHER, the kicker, said he had 300
democratic votes of Harvey county in
his pocket, and would vote them
"ferrinst" Jerry. We have too poor
an opinion of Bucher and too good an
opinion Of the democrats of Harvey
county to believe anything of the kind.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1892-08-25
"Watehword" to the Front.

Again has the fayorite Barton county
trotter, A. S. Houck's "Watchword. -
come to the front on the track. At
Des Moines. Iowa, on the 18th, he won
first money in a 2:25 trotting race.
purse 81 500. Following is the score:
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1892-08-25

HONEST democrats are beginning to
ask how, much Crouch, of the Hutch
inson Times, gets out, of the republi-
can ''fat" for running his paper as q
republican aid society? AS his paper
carries no influence even in his own
county, it is hardly probable that he
captures very big hunk of fat.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1892-08-25

AN EFFORT will be made at the
convention Saturday, to run down the
present chairman of the republican
county central committee, and from
present indications Morg. will have a
pretty rocky road to travel. If he
should be retired from the chairman.
ship, he can then put in all his time
hunting for candidate for county at
torney to run on the sole issue of "joints
or no joints"
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1892-08-25
PAWNEE ROCK.


Henry Gilbert and family left for
their new home in Colorado last Mon
day.
Frank Smith moved back to his Paw
nee Rock township farm this week from
Kent, Reno county.
S. R. Gates and wife were down at
Nickerson last Sunday attending the
wedding of their son Charlie.
James Wallace and daughter went
down to Wichita this week to attend
the G. A. R. encampment.
Quite block in the wheat market at
this place. Scarcity of cars is the cause.
Every empty shed around the town is
being used for storing wheat in.
Geo. w. Leitner and wife, of near
ST. John, were up on visit at S. P.
Leitner's on Wednesday. They had
been over at campmeeting. George
reports everything in hourlshing con-
dition down his way.
OA fine big boy arrived at the home of
w. T. Warner last Sunday morning,
and the smiles on Billy's face gave it
away as soon as he came over to town.
Strange how quick a mans face will
give him away on such an occasion.
ELLINWOOD.
John Hermes, r., is carrying his
arm in a sling this week, the result of
monkeying with the fy-wheel of an
engine.
o. P. Heilman of 9 miles southeast
of Ellinwood, will have a sale on the
10th for the purpose of disposing of his
property.
Since the rain, weeds have taken a
second start. The country has the
general appearance of South American
jungle.
We are glad to learn that Tony Iten,
who injured himself very severely by
falling through an awning in this city
on the evening of Aug. 4th, is recover
ing and is now thought to be out OF
danger.
Ollie Haisey, who has been employed
in the round house at this place during
the past year as wiper, has secured a
run as fireman on a special and viii
leave soon for Florence to take charge
| of same.
Every report we hear from the farm
ers regarding their wheat crop is that il
is turning out beyond all expectations.
It has generally been our bad luck te
have just the opposite of this to happen
US.
Ed. KuhI OF northeast OF town i:
building himself a large and cognmodi
Gus residence, which he will soou have
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1892-08-25

FOGHORN FUNSTON has footed his
last in the halls of our national con-
gress. In the second congressional dis
trict S. S. King, the p. p. nominee for
congress, has withdrawn from the race
in favor of Moore, the democratic NOM
inee, and Funston has, not only a
faction of his own party against him,
but the combined vote of the demo-
Gratis and populists. Vale, Funston.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1892-08-25

The Atlanta Journal quotes Sam
Jones the evangelist, as saying, anent
the ensuing presidential election, 81 be-
lieve old Grover Cleveland will stick to
purity and honesty though funeral
train may await him in November, but
I verify believe because the people be-
lieve in his purity and honesty he will
go triumphantly into the presidency
for another four years, and when his
second term is ended he will go out of
Office 'wept, honored and sung and
leave the United States to his successor
in Office on a more solid basis of in
dustrial union, broader prosperity and
greater happiness than they have
known for 100 years. So mote it be-"
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1892-08-25

For Congressman, 7th District,
JERRY SIMPSON.