Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1892-11-10

nail.-Blnghamton Leader.
CADMUs was the first postman. He
brought letters to Greece. Boston
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THE man with plenty OF. fat mort
cages lives on the lien OF the land
Dallas News.
IT isn't the Eighty poet who is re-
sponsible for all the fugitive verses.
Boston Courier.
SHE'S very upright young lady"
"Yes, but she's bent on matrimony."
Philadelphia Record.
r If any young man wants to find out
what the wild waves are saying let
him go to sea.-Plcayune.
A BIG man groans most when he
gets sick because there is more OF him
to ffer.-Atchison Globe.
"TIME is money" remarked Blobbs
as he deposited his watch In jack
pot.-Philadelphia Record, W.
MANY a wise man has picked up a
good suggestion where some fool
dropped it. -Galveston News.
THIS country might bestow on one
of its cowboy versiflers the title Of
poet-lariat. -Washington Star.
AFTER all, the best amateur actor
is the one who pretends to enjoy a
piano recital. -Elmira Gazette.
"WELL, I'll be kicked" as the foot
ball said when it heard that the col
lege had opened. Buffalo Express.
WHEN one buys an electrical publ
cation he wants to be sure that it is
the current issue. Chichester Post.
ANYTHING new on foot?" Eyes"
"What is it?" "Our baby. He's just
learned to walk. Lawrence Ameri-
can.
WHEN a man is doing well he mag
ines that he could better IL he could
move and pay more rent.-Atchison
Globe.
as he quick-tempered?" quick
tempered? Why, his temper breaks
three records every day."-Buffalo
Express.
SOME restaurant table-cloths are
like country fair; they display a
little Of everything. -Binghamton
Republican.
How SOON the millennium would
come IL the good things people in
tend to do tomorrow were only done
to-day.-Ram's Horn.
WHEN a man finally does give up
and cries, he looks so much like a
drunken man that he gets no SYM
pathy.-Atchison Globe.
WHEN a man can't find his shirt
button Of Sunday morning his wife
is apt to have trouble with his choler.
-Binghamton Republican.
BRIDE No. 2-@No other woman
ever wore this ring, did she, darling?"
WidOwer-"No woman on earth ever
had it on. Jewellers Weekly.
Il SEE villain in your face, .H;ssaid a
judge to prisoner. MAY it please
your Honor" said the latter, shat is
a personal reflection. "-Tid-Bits.
Il ONLY got nominal fee in that
case" said Brief. $50 the plaintiff
said. He said your charges were
phenomenal. Black and White.
GOOD minister-Do you like to go
to church, my boy? Good boy-Yes,
sir, but I'd like it better IL they
didn't sing such tired tunes.-Good
! News.
NAMED your boy John after your
self, Mr.. Barrows?" "No, Mrs. Tom
son. We have named him James
after prolonged family row. "-Har-
per's Bazaar.
1T is dreadful, Maria, that you
always will have the last word"
"Please, ma'am, how am / to know
that you have nothing more to say?"
German paper.
VIsIToR-"Is this an old home
| stead or a modern imitation of an
tiquity?" Tenant-"Oh, it's new
brand new. The roof leaks in forty
places. New York Weekly.
Mrs. HoGAN-"Fwat seem to be the
matter wit Danny?" Mrs. Grogan-
"He's a-sufferin' from fwat the story
books call unrequested love, poor
boy. indianapolis Journal.
IT doesn't make out case against
Uncle Sam Of wanting politeness
that in the war Of the revolution he
didn't say to England, Excuse the
liberty take. philadelphia Times.
WENT THE WHOLE BILL.-"What's
this card in your pocket, John?"
asked his wife. "What? Oh, before
l went to lunch that was bill of
fare. Now it's my table Of contents.
-Life's Calendar.
THERE goes Prof Pogglethorpe-
He's one Of the most consistent men
Of the day" "Indeed?" Eyes; for
instance, when he wants to brood he
| goes and sits in the chicken house. -
Philadelphia Record.
NEIGHBoR-"And so you have a
little baby at your house?" Is it a
boy or girl?" Little Boy-"Mamma
thinks it's boy, but guess it'll turn
out girl. It's always crying bout
nothin'. "-Pittsburg Press.
THEY had been discussing the pro-
nunciation of "oleomargarine," and
finally agreed to leave 1t to the
waiter, but he hedged. Sure" said
he, Il have to pronounce it butter or
lose my job."-Indianapolis Journal.
$50 OUR old school friend is prac-
ticing law" said the man who was
visiting his native town. "Yep"
as he a criminal lawyer" well, 1
don't know as you could call him that.
He's managed to keep from gettin'
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