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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-03-03
THE MERRY GO ROUND.

If you pay as you go you ae more likely to
AVOID the Biagtampton Republican
A walking hat is most convenient. 1t is not
necessary TO run after it when the wind tips it
off.-Picdgu1e.
There is always hand of welcome ready to
be offered 10 the strange umbrella P1ts6Isrg
Press
When pretty girl weeps she exhibits one OF
natures miss tear ous phenomena Washing
ton star.
Apart from politics mans silver views are
seldom satisfactory when he sees the first
strands of that color coming out in his hair OF
moustache- PHILADELPHIA Times.
Shocked Lady-Do you know what becomes
OF little boys who swear: Little Boy-Ies m
Wen they gifts big 'nough they kin earn s2.50 q
day drivin' a team.-GOgd NelCS.
y do WISH" said Rastus scratching his head
thoughtfullv, Il do wish dat wizZed Ediso1
would invent sort O. cow-cstcher for de real
eend o. dem animeles called de mule. liar.
prs Bazar.
/ 4 often wonder he said, as they stood il
the yellowness of a moonlit night what my
/ last words will be- And not vestige of sar
castle intent lurked in her mind as she answered
so do l. George. 1 should so love to heal
| them. - Washington star.
Miss Ethel is u long time coming down,
said the youth to the servant, after waiting
same time for the young lady's appearance
Perhaps he added with laugh, 'perhap:
she is making up her mind whether to see m'
or not" No" said the servant with an ic.
smile; 'it isn't her mind she is making up
! London M00aSbiEe.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-03-03
gHE SALT LAKE HERALD THURSDAY, MARCH 8 1892.

have stood ready all the time for the past
three or four years to vote for the admission
of Utah occupy that position still, whilst
all the others remain where they have
been, either squarely opposed to statehood
or in doubt as to the wisdom of ad-
hitting the territory to the Union
at the present time.s If the introduction
and advocacy of the statehood bill has had
any effect upon the mind OF the average
Republican Congressman it has been to
arouse his suspicion that perhaps all might
not be right and to suggest to him that
perhaps it would be well to wait until time
has demonstrated that all Is right. AS the
local Republicans look back upon their
work and the developments of the past lew
weeks in connection with the statehood
bill, they will fail to discover the slightest
evidence of advance in the direction of ad-
mission to the sisterhood of states, and if
they ara fair and frank they will concede
at least TO themselves that their effort was
mistake.
On the other hand there are evidences on
all sides of the wisdom which inspired and
directed the Home Rule movement. The
bill at once struck Congressman as being
fair and equitable, and as providing way
for permitting the people of this territory
TO enjoy most of the rights of citizenship
until the prejudices of the Republican
leaders and the people of the country have
been overcome and opposition TO statehood
will have no ground upon which to stand.
1t is known that with solitary exception
] pr tic ic in aU
of granting Home Rule, and a number of
Repub lican members who would not think
OF comforting statehood have been con-
verted and convinced by the force of the
Home Rule plea, and are to-day cham
pions of the measure. Here at home the
situation is much the same. Democrats
prefer statehood, as matter of
course, but realizing the impossibility
of getting it from this Congress,
are rejoicing over the prospect of getting
the partial relief which the Home Rule
bill promises. The rank and file of the Re
publicans also hsil the coming emancipa-
ton, and do not agree with their fanatic
leaders who, because they cannot obtain
all they ask for and want, prefer the con-
tinuance Of the present ugly and anomal-
Gus rule. The masses of the local Repub-
licans-if a party so Insignificant in num-
bers can be said to contain masses-are as
keen for relief as the Democracy and are
wisely repeating the adage that half loaf
is better than no bread.
We cannot but feel sorry for those en-
thusiastic Republican leaders who plunged
into this statehood business without taking
counsel with their intelligence, and yet, are
men who move recklessly when ordinary
Judgment suggests considerRte action en-
titled to much sympathy when they fail!
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-03-03
THE ADDRESSES.

THE HERALD hopes that every body read
the address of Mr.. kentucky" SMITH be-
fore the Senate committee on territories.
We hope this, because the gentleman has
been cruelty and viciously assailed or &C
count of that address. just how cruel and
vicious those assaults have been will APP
pear to the candid man familiar with the
local situation after he has read what Mr..
SMITH did say in the connection with which
he said it.
The HERALD proposes to publish in full
the addresses of all the Home Rule advo-
Gates. Whilst the synopses sent over
the wires conveyed the gist of the
arguments they were necessarily i'm
perfect and could not do justice TO
the gentlemen who appeared before the
committees. 1t is proper that The people
should know just what was said in their
behalf, and how mastery the cause OF
Home Rule was pleaded. Not only was the
presentation thorough aud magnificent, but
the logic was convincing. The reader can
understand how the sentiment of Congress
has been crystallized in favor of granting to
this long suffering community the relief
which will come with the passage of the
FAULKNER bill. After witnessing the pic
ture so vividly and truthfully portrayed
and listening to the recital of the tale OF
wrongs endured, it would be cruel and
hard hearted Congressman who would
oppose the emancipation asked for.
The official stenographic reports of the
addresses have not yet all been received,
but they viii arrive shortly, when the
speeches will be printed without abbrevls-
tion
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-03-03
TIE LOGAN BATTLE.

The Democrats of Logan should all be at
their posts next Monday. They should be
there prepared to do all the good possible
for their party, and to prevent the opposi-
ton from gaining any further advantage.
The Democrats have already been de-
prived of score or more of votes through
the sharp practice of the Republicans, and
more of that sharp practice may be at
tempted.
Logan is a very close city. Within a
year the Democrats have carried it twice
and the Republicans once. At neither of
those elections had all the citizens taken
sides as between the parties, and
to-day it is believed the uncertain
element, that element which has not
committed itself, holds the balance of
power, provided it all goes one way. The
HERALD believes, and its advices strength
en- the belief, that the Democrats consid-
erably outnumber the Republicans. II
those who have not yet declared themselves
adherents of either party were out of the
way, there would be little doubt as to the
side TO which victory would be awarded at
the close of Mondays contest. AS it is the
doubt will not be great provided all the
Democrats perform their whole duty to
themselves and their party. They should
understand that whilst their own city is
most concerned in the outcome OF the bat
tie, the Democratic party of the territory
is deeply interested. A splendid victory in
Logan will have its effect in every county
and city in Uiah, spreading encourage
ment everywhere and giving strength all
along the line. If our friends up there will
roll up majority of hundred votes, they
will add thousand votes to the Democratic
party and win the praises of the Democracy
from Arizona to Idaho
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-03-03

MAYOR BAsKIN is giving evidence that he
understands what is due to his position as
chief executive officer of the city and that
he proposes to be mayor in fact as well as
name, no matter what the council may
think or assume in the premises. AT the
session on Tuesday evening when propo-
sition was put forward to create detec-
tive bureau the mayor thought he saw in
it hint that his prerogatives might be en-
croached upon, and he promptly informed
the council that such a thing would not be
tolerated. II is refreshing and encourag-
ing to see an official assert himself, even if
that official was placed in authority by the
onnosifiOn
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-03-03
GUARANTEED CURE.

We authorize our advertised druggist to
sell Dr. Kings New Discovery for con-
sumption, Coughs and Colds, upon this
condition. If you are afflicted with a
Cough, Cold or any Lung, Throat or Chest
trouble, and will use this remedy as
directed giving it fair trial, and experience
no benefit, you may return the bottle and
have your money refunded. We could rot
make this offer did we not know that DR..
Kings New Discovery could be relied on.
1t never disappolnts. Trial bottle free at
a. G. Smith & Co.'S drug store. Large
size SOC. and S1.O0.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-03-03

A BILL has been introduced in the Mary
land house Of delegates making voting
compulsory, under penalty of a fine, the
fines to 90 TO the school fund. The only
acceptable excuses are tc be sickness or
absence from legal residence. Some such
scheme is needed in many parts of the
country to arouse the people from their
srgy at election times.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-03-03

The New York murderer, McILvAINE,
illustrated game spirit when he cried
Let her go'' to the electrocutionist; but
a Missouri wretch showed the refinement
of defiance when he yelled to mob, with
the hemp about his neck, "You may pull
YOUR id rope"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-03-03

"BLAME IT on the woman" is the old
cry. Poor little JIMMY was too calIow and
susceptible to resist the snares of a girl
only a little while out OF her teens.
Hurrah for the pleader of the baby act ~
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-03-03

ACCORDING TO appearances, the lady re-
Gently divorced at Sioux Falls doesn't see
that the correspondence from the state de-
partment opens the market for another
bushel of wheat or another barrel of pork
for her larder. Evidently her relations
are not of the reciprocal variety.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-03-03
THE CH1cKAsAw delegates, in their n

THE CHICKAsAw delegates, in their me-
mortal for the payment to the Choctaws
and Chickasaws for their lands now occn-
pied by the Cheyennes and Arapahoes, say
they would rather be robbed of % per cent.
of their money by their attorneys than of
100 per cent. by the United States. They
would rather take their chance at the spigot
than the bung-hole.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-03-03

CHAUNCEY NJ. DEPEw has been lauding
athletics to students of Yale college. But
the acrobatic performances of the New
York Republicans, with reference to the
electoral college, would be more interest
ing subject for his treatment.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-03-03

TIE NEW activity of ex-senator INGALLS,
in politics has. of course, no necessary
connection with the fact that the next
Kansas legislature will elect a United
States Senator for the place temporarily
filled by MIR. PERKINS. But, after all, it
may be nothing but an ''irldescent dream"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-03-03

SEAMAN TURNBULL, of the Baltimore, who
was killed in the Valparaiso rioting, was
not an American, as it turns out, but a
Canadian. His father is about to make q
claim on this government for his sons
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-03-03

IF TIE courts keep on rendering deci-
sions against the big trusts, the latter may
have enough TO attend to without bothering
with MIR. HARRsoN's election prospects.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-03-03

resolution to print in the Record the daily
prayer offered by the chaplain. The next
thing, perhaps, viii be the reference of the
same along with petitions and memorials.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-03-03

REPRESENTATIVE BUSHNELL, of Wiscon-
sin has introduced a concurrent resolution
shutting down on the presentation of new
bills in the Fifty-Second Congress after the
8lst inst. The country would like to see it
cd
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-03-03

poetry season fairly gaping before us,
when all styles of lovers fancy slightly
turns to thoughts of love- an avalanche
such as is promised may be strongly sug-
gestiye of ginseng and sassafras tea.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-03-03

Gov. FLOWER has appointed two CLEvE-
LAND men TO important Offices IN New
York. Then the ex-President has some in
fiuence to be looked after Notwithstanding
recent events.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-03-03

a NATURALIST says the common hen lives
from fifteen to twenty years. That is, we
suppose, if it is not killed as a spring
chicken at about ten years Of age.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-03-03

The JEALOUSY between HARRISON and
BLAINE is partially explained on other than
political grounds. Each wears a grand
fathers hat.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-03-03

ALL THE plaintiffs in the cases just de-
cided by the United States supreme court.
involving the constitutionality of the
MCKINLEY tariff act, are Republicans.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-03-03

DTRENFoRTH's REPORT on the rainmaking
experiments was not loud enough to dc
any good, though there was a good deal Of
cloudinesE about it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-03-03

LET Us hope that something may be done
to avert the threatened dumping of young
BLAINE's love-letters upon cold and un-
sympathlzing world. With the spring
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-03-03

The BLAIR and JERRY RUsK Presidential
boons seem to be running neck and neck
on kite shaped track.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-03-03
WEATHER INDICATIONS.

The indications furnished by the United
States agricultural department through
MIR. herksm in San Francisco.
For Utah-Liglt rain; stationary or slightly
cooler
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-03-03

Ex-Governor CAMPBELL says he is out
of politics. So we noticed by the last re-
turns from Ohio But he still lives in the
grateful memory of the Democracy.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-03-03

The South Dakota winds are whispering
in the ears Of Secretary BLAINE to beware
the ides OF March.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-03-03

The SECRETARY of state may want to
borrow that German diplomats front yard
for laundry uses.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-03-03

The DEVELOPMENTS following the pre-
nonitory symptoms in the case of Senator
CULLoArs boom show it was "rashn
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-03-03

CESAR had his BRUTUs, CHARLES L his
CROMWELL and the Plumed Knight his
MARIE. If this be treason, go there your
self
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-03-03

ALeER IS reported as having lassoed
goo dly number Of Northwest delegates al
ready.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-03-03

RECENT MATTERS have justified Prince
RUSSELL HARRISON in winking his other
eye.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-03-03

WANAMAKER WILL not take the French
mission. Paris is too rich for his blood.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-03-03

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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-03-03

Par silver was quoted in New York yes
to-day at sos.
Lead, 4l5
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-03-03
FAITH AND LOYALTY.
Mormons and the GoTernment Authorities.


We believe there are no where in the Union
more loyal people than the Latter-day Saints.
They know no other country except this. They
expect TO live and die on this soil
To be At peace with the government and in
harmony with their fellow-citizens who are not
Of their faith, and to share in the confidence OF
the government and people, our people have
Voluntarily put aside something which all their
lives they have believed to be sacred prtnci-
pie. AS shepherds OF patient and
suffering people, we ask amnesty for them, and
plsLgs our Faith dhoHor for their future.
WLFORD WOODRUFF, d. J. GRANT.
GEORGE 9. Cannon, JOHN HENRY SMITH,
JOSEPH F. SMITH, JOHN W. TAYLOR,
LORENZO Snow. NJ. w. MERRILL.
MOSES THATCHER, ANTHoN h. LUND,
FRANCIS NJ LYMAN, ABRAHAM E. CANNON,
FRANKLIN D. RICHARDS
SALT LAKE, December 10, 1891.
To the President:
We have the honor to forward herewith pc
tition signed by the president and most infuen-
tial members OF the Mormon church. We have
10 doubt oT rs sincerity and no doubt that it is
intended in absolute good faith. The signers in
clude some who were most determined in adher
ing 10 their religious faith while polygamy,
either mandatory or permissive, was one of its
tenets, and they are men who 1UOuld not lightly
pledge their faith and honor to the government
or subscribe TO such docu ment without having
6ully resolved TO make thei words good in let
ter and spirit
Signed by A. L. THOMAS, governor; CHARLES
S. ZANE, chief justice; Commissioners GOD
FREY, SAUNDERS and ROBERTSON, and Judges
NINER, BLACKBURN and ANDERSON.
SALT LAKE, December . 1891
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-03-03

U1rmATUors SEEM to run in the family.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-03-03

rheumatism is like sand in the bearings OF
machinery. Hoods Sarsapar LA is the great
lubricator VIII. ch cures the disease IL
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-03-03

SASH, SHINGLES, DOORS. WINDOWS, BLINDS, M0ULDIHos F
BOXES, SASH WEIGHTS AND BUILDERS HARDWARE.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-03-03

DIRECTORS:
r. c. CHAMBERS, President
HEBER J. GRANT Vice President
FL DYER JoHS T. CAME,
4. A SMITH THOMAS MARSHALL.
IL RAwIIEs K. W. Young,
! W. JUDD, GEO. CUILINs,
JoHN 4. WIsDER SIMON BAIBERGBE.
HORACE @. WHITNEY,
Business Manager.
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MILL WORK IN ALL ITS BRANCHE
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L
Gfcs sad M 81 10 40 Second West ST. One Block East Of o. De
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-03-03
TSALT LAKE BUILDING / NANUFACIURINGCO

Lumber Dealers, Contractors and Builders
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Entered at the Postofice at Salt Lake City,
Utah, for transmission through the mails as
second class matter
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1892-07-06
A JUDICIAL KINDERGARTEN.
Effective Use of the Sign Language
Sentencing m prisonar

EncctIvo Use of the Sign Language In
Sentencing n Prisoner.
Once upon time, says George r.
b. Hayes, there was judge named
Redman, who presided over a big terri
tory which kept him racing from Santa
Cruz 10 Salinas and San Luis CAspo.
The Spanish population was the chief
race 20 be found in that district, and
Redman knew but two words in the
language, which were No tiende.' and
was put 20 the necessity of employing a
court interpreter, who attended him in
his rapid tour of the big circuit.
II happened that n murderer was to
be sentenced in Monterey and that an
important trial must be attended miles
away on the same day. Redman's in
terpreter had gone off TO fandango In
the wilds somewhere and couldn't be
found when court was opened, and Red
man was In fury of impotence. At
last, when he could endure the delay no
longer, he said 10 the man below in the
dock:
"Prisoner at the bar, stand upr'
mo tiende," said the man, shaking
his head stupidity.
"You don't savoy, do your exclaimed
the Judge sharply. well, do you UNI
derstand thisS" and he proceeded to gees
ticulate vigorously with his hands and
indicate the motion of rising
The man finally comprehended and
arose stiffiy In his seat.
prisoner at the bar, 1t is the sentence
of this court that you be taken from the
place whence you came on Friday, the
9th day of June next, be hanged by the
neck until you are dead, and may God
have mercy on your soul. Now, do you
savoy THAR"
The poor prisoner shook hts head in q
bewildered fashion and could only cry,
"No tiende, no tiende."
sis there anybody present in this court
who can translate that awful sentence
10 this prisoner" demanded the Judge of
the half dozen of officials and specta-
tors In the room. They were all in the
same boat as the prisoner and could only
shake their heads mournfully.
"Well," exclaimed the 5ndge, bright
thought striking him, "rll Just show
you. then, this way" whereupon he I'M
reeled yard of red tape that lay on
Che desk, and twisting IL hurriedly about
his own neck held the two ends high
over his left ear, ut the same time rolling
his eyes and wagging his tongue down
against his chin.
A dreadful groan went up from the
prisoner and from the others in the court
room. They understood the grim ju-
dicial kindergarten completely
Francisco Examiner.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1892-07-06
Own = Ean.--A,p Paying Bent

The Granite State Pr0vident Association
Of ~. H., which has organized and 10 now
represented by Local Board Of on, 0ton
sitisems In thts city, with large number
OF shares sold, offerg you the privilege,
Of Osoning the House you non reside IN,
or property as valuable, for the monthly
-ent You are now paying.
Any person who can sage dollar or
more q month, may, by securing shares
In THE Association enter into the posses
sirn Of his Oton Home.
Property will be purchased In any To-
cality In the City or County, wherever
the value may be sufficiently assured.
Members need no large amount Of money
to ubtAin the advantage Of the system of
cepi purchase adopted by this association
bnt any person can obtain loan by sub
scribiDg to share of the same.
Shares VIZ purchase property ats s sOo
A." ' - 400
Any further information will be gladly
given by r. G.. ELLIOTT, Secretary of the
Local Board of the Association for this
Jty-wLo is authorized TO solicit for
came