The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-07-01

from Plum Lewis View. Good neigh
bors can always be found by coming to |
my place. Street cars are contemplated |
also by man who has been that way |
ever since he fell out of a hammock that |
was hung on his piazza in the fall OF 1871 |
by a son-in-law who then lived in M1chl- /
gan, but who has since moved to Oak !
land, Cal, to open a dental Office, &C
cording to local paper published III the
interests of the trade at $3.50 per year,
with the understanding that 1t is to be
paid for in advance or as soon thereafter
as may be, though this is no way to pub
Hsh paper, as Isaiah so truly said, Tor
the laborer is indeed worthy of his hire,
and this is found to be the case especially
among workingmen, and in the language
of Dr.. Bartle, speaking of the Alliance
itself, and especially of Euripides, where
he tells of Antisthenes, who was one
day working in the new lot back OF the
M. E. church with a pair of restless
steers and a quarterly meeting going on
at the time, so that he could not address
the steers as he would have liked, and
the place being a trifle rocky, as also
was Antisthenes, and the briers having
swathed his bare legs below the toga,
which did not amount to much anyhow.
"And what are you driving at" says
Euripides, who had just got poem into
a Greek magazine with the understand
ing that it was to be paid for as soon as
it was published, if nothing happened,
! aud to be used anyway III case of his
death, so he was feeling pretty well.
Driving att" says Antisthenes; 81 am
! driving at these pesBy steers and doing
I 70 n little
money to buy little more food to give
me a little more strength so that L can
do n little more work and get little
more money to get me little more food
to give me little more strength so
that p
DR.. Bartle says that he and Euripides
both came away and left the old man
sitting ON the plow beam vaselining his
brier beswatted limbs and going over
and over in the midst of his quaklng
beard with this same old, old grievance,
which is bothering every worklngman
today, dear reader, you and L and all OF
us, and no member of congress can help
us out of it. No Republican or Demo
cratic platform or hOarse campaign re-
solyers can take this mighty burden
from our aching shoulders. Only Gods
kindly hand, when the day is done and
the drowsy crickets review the beautiful
torchIight procession of firetiies, can
with gentle touch take off the heavy,
CALLING burden that he put there when
the world began, when every man was
told to eat with one hand and wipe his
brow with the other.
Is it not so?
And yet Ticktown, as was saying, is
free from malaria. Sewer gas and civil
cation are unknown here except among
the better classes, and as the promoters
have removed all fatal cases to another
county early the death rate Is low
Capital and bag of flour are all thai
we need here now to make things lively
Buckwheat flour would be best.
, Ticktown is the home of the red bug
which has recently become such an In
dustry here. If time should be hanging
heavily on your hands this summer, sl
down on an old log at the corner OF
Soudan and Coon streets, where the site
for the new opera house is patiently
waiting for the capitalist, and after al
hour or so of gentle thought you vii