The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1892-09-22
TRY DANA'S SARSAPARILLA.


Goyerness. "what is the future of the verb
to love, Mary Pupil after pause, ITO
marry. Miss Jones"
Dandruf is due to an enfeebled state of the
skin, Halls Hair Remover quickens the nu-
tritive functions of the skin. healing and pre-
venting the formation of dandruH
The man who earns his bread by the sweat
of his brow nowadays feels that he is entitled
to large loaf.
just hom an alternative medicine cleanses
the system is an open question: but that
Ayers Sarsaparilla docs produce a radical
change in the blood is well attested on all
sides. 1t is everywhere considered the best
remedy for blood disorders.
The summer girl is perfect enigma. She
keeps you guessing all sum ner and you must
give her up in the fall.
AS a general rule, it is best not to correct
costveness by the use of saline or drastic
medicines. When purgatiye is. needed the
most prompt, effective and beneficial is Ayers
Pills. Their tendency is to restore, and not
weaken, the normal action of the bowels.
Surely, heaven cannot be place of perfect
happiness. The good folk there will have no
bad people to talk about.
1t is not strange that hundreds of thous-
ands of people wearing "Linene Rever-
sible Collars and Cuhs, because they have
so many points of excellence. Being made
from woven fa brio and fine starch, they sub
stitute linen fully They are flushed on both
cents for ten collars or five pairs of cuffs, any
desired style, standing or turn down. See
advertisement in another column
take away my first letter; take away my
second letter; take away my third letter; take
away all my letters, and remain what | was
before Answer-rhe postman.
4 Beau of 1899.
When grandpa went a-woong.
He wore satin vest,
trail of running roses
Embroidered on the breast.
The pattern of his trousers,
His linen, white and fine,
Were all the latest fashion
In eighteen twentY-nine.
Grandpa was fine looking Young fellow
then, SO the old ladies say, and he is fine
looking old gentleman now. For the past
score of years he has been firm believer in
the merits of DIR. Piercc's Golden Medical
Discovey. 1t renewed my youth" he frequent
ly says. 1t is the only blood purifier and liver
nyigorator guaranteed to benefit or cure, or
money promptly refunded. 1t cures liver
disease, dyspepsia, scrofulous sores, skin
eruptions, and all diseases of the blood For
lingering coughs and consumption (Which is
lung scrofua in its early stages ii is an un-
PARALLEL remedy.
should think that man would have fear
full load on his conscience, He would il it
weren't for one thing. what's that He
hasn't the conscience,
suffered from acute Inflammation in my
nose and head-for week at a time could
not | used Ely's Cream Balm and in a
few days | was cured. II is wonderful how
quick 1t helped me.-MRs GEORGIA $. JUDsoN,
Hartford Conn.
For three weeks was suffering from Sc
we're cold in my head, accompa MED by apain
in the temples. Elys Cream Balm was re-
commended to me. After only six applica-
tons OF the Balm every trace of my cold was
removed, HENRY c. CLARK, New York APP
praser's Office. 2w37
II Is stated that two men out of every three
use tobacco. This theory receives rude
shock when you try to borrow a cigar at a
ball game.
Mo OTHER Sarsaparilla has the
~ careful personal supervision of the
proprietor in all the details OF its prepa-
ration as has HOODS Sarsaparilla.