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The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-01-21
HE WANTED MORE.

An eccentric old gentleman placed
IN field on his estate a board with
the following generous offer painted
thereon:
Il will CINE this field to any man
who is cOntented."
1t was not long before he had an
applicant.
well, my man, you are contend
ed fellow"
Yes, sir; very"
Then why do you want my field 2"
The applicant did not wait to reply
/ Exchange.
St Louis Republic: Senator Berry
tells story illustrating the overween-
ing egotism of candidate for guber-
Material honors in Arkansas. There
were several entries for the prize and
it was hard to name the winner.
During the heat of the contest, when
matters were approaching the climax,
one of the most prominent aspirants
took his modest competitor aside and
whispered in his ear: "You are a
young man and | am getting old.
Don't get in my way this time and l
will help you in the next race. You
can afford to wait two years longer"
Il can afford to wait, certainly"
said the man addressed, "but can
Arkansas waltz"
and which waited, SENATOR" asked
the reporter.
Both" said the Senator; sand
the man hasn't quit waiting yet"
A young man had owned for some
years a dog which was his constant com
panion. Recently the young man mar
ried and moved with his bride and his
dog into house on the opposite side
of the street from his fathers house
his own former home. The dog was
not happy. One day when the master
came home his wife sat on his knee,
while Jack was lying by the fire. The
dog arose from his place, came over
to the couple and expressed his dis
approval. why, Jack" said the mas
ter. This is all right, she's good
girl" and as he spoke he patted her
on the arm. Jack looked up at him.
turned away and left the room In a
moment they heard noise, and, going
into the hall they found Jack drag
ging his bed downstairs. When he
reached the front door he whined to
be let out, and when the door was
opened he dragged his bed down the
steps and across the street to his old
home, where he scratched for admit
lance. Since then he has never been
back to his master, refusing all over
tures.-London Spectator.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-01-21

The Chautauqus dress reformers as
sert that "corsets have filled more graves
than whiskey.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-01-21

La some manner a cat found its way
into a cyclorama building in Portland
Me., several days ago. The man in
charge attempted to chase the tres
passing feline through the door, but
the cat evidently thought there was o
better way of escaping the rising tenn
per of the irate man. 1t looked eau
tiously about and as if to avoid step
ping on the PROSTATE forms of heroes
slam in battle Finally its eyes caught
sight of tree A projecting limb
hung very low, and here the cat
thought to find place of safety. 1t
gave one leap, and, no doubt, was the
most Disguised cat in Portland when
It learned, by sad experience, that the
tree was on the canvas 1t picked it
self up and slowly skunk through the
door, down the stairs and out of the
building.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-01-21
TEW TRAINS ANDPAsT TIME.

lie Milwaukee Lake Shore & Western Rail-
way changed time on Sunday, december
"1l. Trains run as follows:
Leave. Train No. Arrive.
d41iiOwoc -6:06 a. IN. - Milwaukee e 1913 n. IN.
iinltOwoc -S:ea 4. IN. 8 Milwaukee +lu:iba.m
';3..jtuwoc TESS p. m.2 Milwaukee +3:4a p. m.
Aanltowoc 49, p. IN. Milwaukee III sop IN.
Leave. Train No. Arrive.
aanitowoo .9:5s ?. i Ashland $50 a. m m
lanitowoc -: Il. IN. 5 Ashland +6:2U y. IL.
Manitowoc S:3Q.p. m. Il Kaukauna 9:52 p, M.
$40 a. m. $50 a. IN.
$50 p. m. q:25 a. m.
$40 p. m. 405 IN.
.Daily. Daily except Sunday.
Nos, and are Limited" trains making
very fast time and have through sleeping cars
between Milwaukee Chicago and Bessemer.
irouwood, Hurley and Ashland. breakfast
going SOUTH and supper (going north are
served in dining cars between Chicago and Mil
waukee.
Nos. 5 and have through sleeping cars be-
tween Chicago and Milwaukee and Wausau,
and parlor ears between kaukauna and Ash
and.
Nos. and run between Milwaukee and
Bt}go, with parlor cars between Milwaukee
ana WHusau.
Nos. and S run between Milwaukee and
..ukiuna.
All trains make close connections in union
depot ut Milwaukee, to and from Chicago.
FJ" information or tickets inquire of
II. HALVERSOS, Ticket A gent.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-01-21

Cloak Review: Cable: [ understa nd
that you lost the steamer for Europe.
Stone: Yes. My wife had to go back
for another hairpin.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-01-21

NILES NEVER & LIVER PILLS
Act on new MISUNDERSTANDING the
liver. stomach and bowels through the
nerces. \ new discovery. DIR. Miles
Pills speedily euro bilIousuess, bad taste
torpid liver, piles, constipation. Unequal
ed for men. women and children. Small
est, mIldest, surest! 80 doses % cents.
Samples free at +. Hinrichs. 25jun92.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-01-21

PALMYRA, Wis. Jan. 15.-There is a
settlement of Pauline brethren in this
county who are reported to have made
.ormal protest against artificial rain
making, claiming that rain thus procured
takes power away from the Almighty and
is of doubtful aid in making crops grow
or for any other good.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-01-21

Uconomowoc, Wis, Jan. ia man
named Louis Israel was found frozen to
death about four miles west Of this city
this morning. He was in this city last
evening and had started on foot for the
home of his father-in-law, William
Hintzman in the town of Concord, He
was subject to fits, and it is thought
that he was taken with one while on his
way. He leaves wife and one child.
RACINE. Wis, Jan. 15.-Dr. b. l..
Bull. who it was said had committed
suicide in the northern part of the
state, arrived in the city to-day. He
was surprised to hear of his alleged
death and burial. The doctor is a
half Indian and from the Brothertown
tribe. He is one of the New York
Indians who have just been granted
a claim against the general govern
ment, known as the Kansas claim.
There are 5000 Indians interested
and his share will amount to S1,70O.
STURGEON BAY, Wis, Jan. IA
stock company was formed in this city
yesterday to construct steam ice
boat, The boat is to be large enough
to carry seventy-fye passengers and
twenty-five tons of freight. 1t is to
he placed upon runners, and shoes OF
which are to be ten inches wide. Cap
tain Ed. Cox, the patentee, is confident
that the boat will cover twenty miles
an hour with the greatest ease. 1t is
expected to have the boat completed
within thirty days and if it proves
successful, it Will be run from here to
Green Bay via Menominee, making
daily trips. The ice on Green Bay
between this place and Menominee, is
now from eight to twelve inches thick.
/ Thorp & Button made their first trip
between the two places yesterday, and
will run daily stage line during the
winter.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-01-21

HURLEY, Wis. Jan. ia man named
Baker was killed at McNaughton' mill
to-day. He slipped and fell into the
elevator which runs to the burner and
before assistance could be given he was
carried into the burner and burned to
death. he leaves a wife and three chill
dren.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-01-21

OTTUMA, Ia, Jan. 15-John B. Wick
ham, the oldest man in Iowa, died to-
day aged 100 years. He was born in
Franklin county, Va, and attended
Washington's Inauguration in New York
He came to this city twenty years ago
For the past year he has steadily re-
fused to wear trousers. Death was caus-
ed by grip.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-01-21

PIERRE, S. D., Jan. 15-Geo. Dixon,
living on farm near Pirre, is one of a
family of eight who have fallen heir to an
estate IN England, said to be worth 49,
O0O000 Dixon is quiet sort of fellow,
and don't have much to say about his
good luck. He expects to leave for Eng
land shortly to take possession.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-08-31

will be erected near Buffalo Village and
will pump the gas from a number OF wells
of that company. The weight of the two
pieces of machinery is $1,000 pounds and
they were very difficult to handle.-Wash'
inGtOn (Pa.) Journal.
A WELL known Wheeling man who left
town recently, on his vacation, came back
minus handsome mustache which graced
his upper lip when be departed. 1t hap
pened in this way: The gentleman got In a
crowd of congenial friends in Detroit, and
after doing the town. awoke on Sunday
morning, to find that some person had been
using pair of scissors on his upper lip.
Luckily, the Detroit BARRIERS are open on
Sunday morning, and they finished the Job
for him.
WHY not have a big Columbus celebra-
ton in this city on October 2lst, the day
set aside by President Harrison! A torch
light procession would be just the thing
All the political clubs, Democratic and Re-
publican, in the county, could be induced
to turn out, and the different patriotic
orders, as well as the Catholic societies,
which have already announced their will
ingness TO participate in civic demonstra-
ton. The different secret societies might
also fall in line. and make it big affair.
STATE SUPERINTENDENT B. S. Morgan
arrived in the city yesterday from Fair
mont where he has been for day or
two looking after normal school improve
ments He leaves to-day for Point Pleas
ant. The Superintendent is Of the opin-
ion that there will be quite general OBJ
servance OF Columbian 1ay throughout the
State The interest in the movement is
growing daily. He believes il will have
tendency to give the scholars fresh i'm
petus in history and acquaint them as never
before with the early days of America.
A PARTY of gentlemen were seated last
evening in front of the Mcclure discussing
the trio of pugilistic contests which will
soon be on az New Orleans II happened
that one or two in the group were old time
ring-goers, and representative OF the
moneyed sports who generally keep posted
on all sporting matters The concensus OF
opinion was that Sullivan would win in a
rather long battle, for him. In regard to
the Myer- McAuliffe ''go," Myer was picked
as a pretty sure winner. The reasons Civ
en- were the loose habits of the lightweight
champion. and his failure TO whip Myer at
North Judson, Ind, when he had an excel
lent opportunity. True, Myer would not
lead, but he showed himself to be very
difficult man to get at. He may adopt wait
ing tactics il his coming light and depend
upon the impotence OF his opponent for
chance to administer his deadly right.
Oddly enough, Dixon was not picked as
sure winner against young Shelley. He
was of course regarded more favorably
than his inexperienced opponent, but the
fact that he has been training and fighting.
a good deal during the past twelve months
was thought 10 render him an unsafe man
to bet on heavily. 1t is hardly possible
with the amount of work he has been doing
that he can be in good fettle.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-08-31
SAVED MY LIFE.
would Have Scratched Myself to Death
but for Cuticura. Best Doctors
Two Years. Bills S125.
Expended $3.50 for CutIcura Remedies
lam To-day a Well Man, With
a Smooth skin.

Twas afflicted two years with disease the
doctors called ring-worm, herpes. or salt rheum.
I was treated by three different doctors, the
hest Tcould find. but they did me no good. Ny
doctors bills were sl25 One told me / would
have 10 90 of TO some healing springs to get
we'll. / saw your advertisement and wrote 10
YOU over year ago. A young friend ~ mine
was going TO New Orleans a. the time, and
sent by him 20 bring me back some Of the CUT
cURA fEMEDIEs. He brought me two boxes
CIr1IcuRA. two cakes CUTICURA SOAP, and one
hottie CUTICURA REsOLyEST. must thank
G ID FOR your CUTIcURA RENEDIEs coming 10
my relief. ! am now to-day We man; my
neck. shoulders. and arms are Is smooth as
thev ever were | have al good health ever
since commenced to use the CUTIcURA RENE
DIES. / am spreading the fame OF u every
where 90, for il is 8 God lend TO suffering hu-
mauity. Ii was the CUTICURA REMEDIES which
saved by life. would have scratched myself
10 death have quit using the medicine now
for nine months, and no trace Of the disease
has showed up since.
A. II. MABRY. sheppsrdtown, Miss.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-08-31
BARrENDERs' OUTING
To Be Given for the Benefit of Three
Benevolent Institutions.


Benevolent Institutions.
On the 18th Of September the Wheel
ing Bartenders' Association will give
parade and picnic, the first one given
since the association was organized.
The entire proceeds Of the affair are to
be rendered to three institutions, the
New City Hospital, the Marine Hospital,
in North Wheeling, and the Children's
Home. There are about ninety men,
bers in the association, and efforts are
being made 20 arrange an attractive pro-
gramme.
The picnic will take place on the
State Fair Grounds, and the hours will
range from u to l.. One Of the unique
features OF the day will be the parade,
in which the boys will all appear in APP
propriate costumes, and headed by a
band. There was some discussion as to
whether they would ride on horseback
or in carriages. Walking was voted
down on the start, and it is likely that
the members will appear in carriages.
A meeting was held in Beethoven Hall
yesterday afternoon at > o'clock TO con-
slider the matter, but owing 10 the light
attendance the plans were not fully
formulated, and another meeting will
be held Thursday evening at S o'clock.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-08-31
Travelling Passenger A
STIMULANTS.

Why do physicians recommend Klein's Silver
Age and Duquesne Rye Whistles: Because
first, they are pure, old aud reliable-because
they have prescribed them for their patients,
ish and tone up the system SO rapidly and thor
oughly Silver Age costs only s.5O per full
quart and Duqucsne Sl.25 per quart. The best
hotels and dealers in liquors keep them for their
choice customers. Send for complete catalogue
and price list OF all kinds OF wines liquors and
cordals. The most complete and largest house
outside OF New York City. Address, Max Klein,
81 Federal ST., Allegheny, Pa.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-08-31
Dunlap Hat Opening.

We will open on Thursday Septem-
her 1st full line of Duuap's Latest
Fall Blocks Of silk Derbys and soft hats.
Call and see the only correct shapes in
Guiding all the other leading blocks
that give the best value for the least
money. NOBLE Bros.
Dunlap's Sole Agents.
No. A Twelfth street.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-08-31
FOR Ter nor WEATHER..

A Fun line Of Serges. Cheviots aud Drap
a ts's which Ne are prepared 40 make uP
Ia the keat 81 style on short notice. AlAO
- lulf uns tf cents FurrishiRg Goodz.
fneIudlnr tho celahratcd EiEhnle White
sklrt. e. nks~ q Sons.
nsrrnsat Intiers sod \ nruhhera. 1SR1
nna ASA |narkaf 81
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-08-31
Half Fare to Michigan.

On September 1st the Wheeling and
Lake Erie Railway will sell round TRIP
tickets to Bayview. Petoskey, Traverse
City and many other points in Michi-
gan at one fare for the round trip.
Tickets good for ten days.
o. L. WOoD, Trav. Pass. Agt.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-08-31
Index to New Advertisements.

SECOND PAGE.
Some Rapid Selle-s-Geo. NJ. Shook 4 Co.
FOURTH PAGE.
Cstarrh OF the Stomach-Copelani Medical
Institute.
FIFTH FACE.
Bristling With BarEsias-M. Gutmsn & Co.
Real Estate BargainS-SeSbitt Il Devine.
Money 10 Loan-L. A. Rolf
For SSle-Littls Giant Bicycle.
Wanted Salesman.
school for GirlS-MiSS Wilson.
Stocks Ror Sale-Rinehart { Tatum.
New Aaekersl-J. Z. Beck & Co.
Home Liver Pills-R. II. List.
Regular Aesting-WomAn's Hospital Asso-
citation.
Knights Of Pythias Funeral Notice-Balti-
more Lodge.
Wanted-To Borrow Money
]. o. o. f. Funersl Notice-Excelsior Lodge.
Manted-6arber.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-08-31

ey~PersoDs leaving the city for country
mountain or seashore. can have the REG
IsTER mailed to them for IS cents per
month. or so cents per month for Daily
and sunday. The address can be changed
at win by sending postal card TO the pub
icAtiOn offies.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-08-31

CLEARANCE SALE-Of OXFORD Ties
and low shoes OF every description at
reduced prices. l.. Y. BLOND.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-08-31
Excursion TO Detroit.

The Wheeling & Lake Erie Railway
Company will sell low rate round trip
excursion tickets TO Detroit, Mich, on
occasion of Detroit Exposition, August
23rd to September 2nd. Tickets good
returning including September Bird.
q. R. WooD.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-08-31
DbesLin9 1e9iater
Inrrm.,n.,nr hecora.

Mr. c. Schnepf, the Opera House drug
Est, made the following observations of
the temperature yesterday; : a. m, 67;
q. m, as; II n, IS; 3 p. N, So; p. N,
ST. Weather, changeabie.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-08-31

Advertisers might ger eye-opener
about tho circulation of newspapers by
doing a little detective work on the quiet.
A word TO the wise Is sufficient,
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-08-31

THERE is -four and flour, but for max
ing the best bread and cake the Silver
Gloss leads them all.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-08-31
Cuticura ResoIvent

The new Blood and Skin Purifier. internally
no cleanse the blood OF all impurities and poi
sonors eleinents). : and CUTIcURA, the great
Skin Cure, and CUIIcURA SOAP. an exquisite
SEin BeaItifisr externally 10 clear the skin
and s&,lp. and restore the hair, instantly re-
neye and speedily cure every species Of Itch
ing. burning, scaiy, crusted. PIN ply, scrofu'
lous and hereditary diseases an humors OF the
skin, scalp and blood. with loss OF hair, from
infancy to age, from pimples 70 scfoiula.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-08-31

BEEcHAM's PILLS sell we'll because
they cure.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-08-31

SILVER GLOSS Flour is made from the
best winter wheat in the world. Ask
your grocer for 1t.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-08-31

CLOSING OUT-Odds and ends Of Ok
ford Ties regardless OF cost.
l. V. BLOND.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-08-31
Autumn in the Mountains.

The important announcement is made
that Deer Park will remain open until
October 1st, and Oakland until Septem-
Der 22, thus affordlDg an opportunity TO
spend September, the most delightful
month, in the Allegnenies. The luxur-
liant foliage of the mountains is then in
it's autumnal glory, wild flowers abound,
and game and fish are plentiful. ALI
Vestibuled Limited Express trains of
the Baltimore and Ohio Railroad be-
tween the East and West stop at both
resorts. Pullman parlor or sleeping
cars on all trains.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-08-31

Sold everywhere. Price. CUrIoCRA. Soc: Soar,
sc: REsoLvKNT. 81. Prepared by the PoTT2R
DRre AND CHEMICAL Corporation Boston
eH-"How 20 Cure Skin Diseases. "a paEss,
51ilIustrations and 10 allied free.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-08-31
sas., advertisements.
NIGHT SOIL HAULING.

Having purchased completC outfit for the
cleapine OF Coss Pools, Vaults, etc, respect
fuzzy solicit the patronage OF the public l nave
good resnonsible men, and viii guarantee
prona pt Aad tisfActosy Stteu tion 20 all orders
C. W. RiNEY, Managed.
Cor Chapline and Sixteenth streets.
TeIsubone No IS aplSto sepI
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-08-31

CLEARANCE SALE-All odds and ends
of Oxford Ties at reduced prices.
l.. Y. BLOND.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-08-31
BLACK GOODS

On Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday of this week we
offer the following special bargains:
lot 10 pieces strictly Atwood Black Cashmere at
fAVl II SIC yard.
JOW pieces strictly Atwood Henrietta Cloth at 49c,
AV1 IN worth 65c
lot u pieces regular 9Oc Black AllwOO Henrietta
AV4 u Cloth at 69c.
TAF 4 10 pieces Silk warp Black Henrietta Cloth at
HUI Al SIC, value 81 %.
eDEngAG We offer all y - Is and l8G Pongee gees
New Ulm review. (New Ulm, Brown County, Minn.) 1892-1961, 1892-04-27

the necessities of the Nation itself rooI,ire
such load. Such indebtedness shepld
never be incurred for the purpose Of
loanlng money to anyone, neither to
banks, corporations or individuals.
Our objection to the loaning of the
money of the government to borrowers
IS, that it is not a proper function of
government. Government should never
enter into competition with its own citi-
zens BY transacting private business. 1t
should not grow wheat, manufacture
goods, NINE coal, do a banking business.
or buy or sell merchandise. The banks
have been established in part to loan
money, and the government should not
compete with them.
The confusion on this subject has pos
slbly arisen from the erroneous notion
winch IS prevalent, that the government
loans loans money to the National banks. #
does nothing of the kind. 1t never has
done 1t; it never ought to do it. If n
law should be passed tomorrow. permit
ting every farmer in the United STATES 70
deposit bonds and receive blank hills on
precisely the same conditions that sucb
blank bills are furnished to the banks for
issue, such a law would not aid the far
|
mer one particle. Il he had bonds to
deposit as collateral, he could oct the
money at any bank. None but moneved
institutions can afford TO issue bills ON
the term imposed by the National Bank
ing Law.
KNOW there are a few people in the
United States who insist that the money
Tor these 2 per cent. loans to the farmers
should not be greenbacks or spromise to
pay" but simply printed statements that
each piece OF paper is five dollars, or
ten dollars or a hundred dollars. or
whatever sum should be named on IFS
lace; and that such paper should be
made egal-tender for all debts, public
and private, and never be redeemable at
any place, at any time, or in anything.
That IS the theory of the man that be-
lieves in fat money.
The theory is, to me, so absurd, so en-
tirely void of the least particle of com
mon sense, that refuse to discuss it.
r. G.. HoRR.