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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-10-30
HERE'S TO molly HELER.

When the good people of the House of
Hope took up their Pioneer Press Fri
day morning and glanced over it's
editorial page, poignant feeling of
chagrin and disappointment diffused it.
self through their frames and destroyed
their appetite for breakfast. On Thurs
day evening, after mature deliberation,
they had voted to extend call to a very
estimable and scholarly gentleman from
Buffalo, and to ask him to fill the pulpit
which has been vacant since their late
pastor transferred his labors to another
field. The hastiest purusal of the Pho
neer Press convinced them, without
further consideration, that they had
made serious mistake. Through ig-
norance, inadvertence, and the most I'M
accountable neglect, they had passed
by saint who lives enshrined in
the midst of us. and had robbed
themselves of the ministrationS of a
man of the rarest piety, of the most
godly life, and of the most sacred
associations, who might have been hired,
without leaving the borders OF ST. Paul,
to be their spiritual guide and pastor.
The most distressing feature of this I'M
happy episode, moreover. is that none
of the deacons or elders of the House of
Hope realized at all what they were
doing. They all know HILER HORTON
either personally or by sight. They have
seen him passing day by day along tn at
much-frequented block between the
Merchants hotel and the GiifilIan
building, stopping now and then to con-
verse with the pasSers-by and for other
purposes. They have seen him working
busily at the polls in company with
statesmen of the Hottest intellectually
and the most blameless life. But they
never understood how holy he was until
they saw it in the Pioneer Press. In
their guilelessness, they thought that
he was all ordinary man of the
world, like the ladies in the TIA
IA boom de ay" chorus, not too
good, and not too bad. They
supposed that like the same ladies his
normal posture was one of propriety
and decorum, but that in crisis he was
capable of kicking up his heels and
rioting bit to show the quality of his
leg muscles. But now it turns out that
this is all wrong. HILER HORTON is as
unspotted by the world as Sir JOSEPH
PORTER, K. c. B., who was famous both
for his adherence of profanity and for
the stoutnesS of his stomach. He him
self has not said this, but the Pioener
Press has, and that settles it. The
Pioneer Press is an authority Oil crime,
and if there were soupcon Of criml-
Il, -
press would know it. Here's to Holy
HILER. And to the House of Hope the
GLOBES sympathy for its lost oppor-
tunity. If there are other vacant pull
pits in st. Paul, it is to be Hoped that
they will not overlook the candidacy of
this truly good man.
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LIKE A MONARCHY.
Time to Commence a Reform in
This State Says the MankatO Re-

Time to Commence a Reform in
This State Says the MankatO Re-
view.
Did the idea ever occur to you, Mr..
Voter, that for thirtytwo years the po-
litical management of the state of Min
| neSota has been in the hands of one
| party?
That one set of partisans have sue
| ceeded another every two years. until
| the matter has become almost like the
hereditary succession TO some European
| monarchy?
Gradually but surely, offices have been
| multiplied until the state house swarms
| with retalnerS whose chief duty is to
| perpetuate the party's succession.
All this time the state expenses have
| steadily increased, and while we have
had marvellous growth In popu-
| latlon and wealth, the expenses of state
| government have increased at a more
rapid rate. The legislature of 1891 in
| creased the state levy from II mills to
| % mills for the years 1892 and 1893,
The unwarranted action of the worlds
| lair commissioners, backed by the gov
ernor. i'll pledging all additional fund of
| 100000 for the Chicago fair is anticipat-
! ing the revenues of the next year so as
| to necessitate still further increase by
| the next legislature. This unwarranted
proceeding In virtually pledging the
state in the face of the positive decIara-
lions to the contrary, to say nothing of
| the extravaganza, shows to what extent
the public moneys are wasted and pub
lie trusts abused.
Nor is this all. Grave and well-found-
ed charges of extravaganza, favorite-
Ism aud abuse of trust has been made
against almost every department and
state institution.
The state government and all its at
tendant institutions have become really
a close corporation, and each successive
two years the manipulatOrs manage to
place themselves in power through the
vast machinery at their command
All this is done in the name of The
Republican party, and by appeal to
partisan reJudiceS, and yet the masses
OF that party have no interest in seeing
these abuses perpetrated or in uphold
ing them, but on the contrary are
directly anu personally interested in
good government. honest government
and an economical government to the
same extent as Democrats OF any other
class of voters.
condition of things, and that is to clean
out the state house gang, and to do so
the safest and best policy is to vote for
the Democratic nominees, elect them
and hold every man so elected to per-
sonal responsibility to reform these
abuses.
We say this in all honesty and sin
certify. We believe that Mr.. LAWYER
can better be trusted in effecting a
change than Mr.. Donnelly. He is
young, able. ard SO far in his public
and private life has shown a manly in
dependence that merits public conf
dence. Nothing Is to be lost, but every
thing is to be gained by change.
For thirty-two years we have gone
along from bad to worse, and there is
no better time to commence reform
than now.
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HE IS A DEMOCRAT.


Monday evening Gen. SlckIes was
nominated for congress in New York
city. His main reason for accepting the
nomination was to refute the misrepre-
sentation OF his attitYae.-Elmira IN.
" Gazette and Free Press.
Our Republican brethren will now
quit quoting Gen. Sickles. They have
done their utmost to get up the impress
sion that he had turned his back upon
the Democratic party and was trying to
help defeat Cleveland. All that has
come suddenly 10 ALI end.-Carlisle (Pa.)
Volunteer.
The idea that General Daniel f.
Sickles could have DECLARED himself hos
tile to President Cleveland seems pre-
posterouS from the very tact that four
years ago, when the issues were the
same aSnow, he, in this very potion of
New York stale, ardeatiy spalsc III favor
Of Grover Cleyela..d's ciection.-Rome
(N. " Sentinel.
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THE MARINE NANCY.

The City of Paris has reduced the
ocean record again, and she hasn't got a
pneumatic wheel, either. Boston Her.
aid.
Is the City of Paris the Nancy Hanks
OF the ocean, or is Nancy Hanks the
City of Paris of the trotting track? Both
are record-breakers with vengeance,
anyhow.-New York Tribune.
The City of Paris has broken the rec
ord again. What is more, she did it on
a regulation track and without pneu-
matte tire. What has Nancy Hanks got
to say to that?-Atlanta journal.
The City of Paris. our adopted steam
ship, has again broken the record. her
own, and has reduced the time from
Queenstown to New \ DIRK to five days
fourteen hours and twenty-four minutes.
The City of Paris is undoubtedly the
Nancy Hanks of the ocean.-Phila-
delphia Call.
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a COMMON BULLY.

When ROGER Q. MILLS was a candi-
date for speaker of the house or repre-
sentatives the Republican press of the
country was unanimously of the opin-
ion that his alleged liability to sudden
fits of passion untitled him for thu office.
This same Republican press, and more
particularly the Minnesota portion of it.
is now unanimously OF the opinion that
the ungovernable temper which leads
KNUTE NELSON to use his fists as cam
palgn arguments does not unfit him for
ernor of Minnesota.
Enough Democratic members of con-
gress agreed with the Republican press,
however uniustifiably, concerning Mr.
MILLS to encompass that gentleman'S
defeat for the speakership. Enough
former Republicans will agree with the
Democrats of Minnesota concer ming
Mr.. NELSON to accomplish the over
whelming defeat of that individuals as
pirations toward the governorship.
Mr.. MILLS is unQuestiOnably of an
eXcitable temperament, but he is quite
as unquestionably gentleman. How
ever mercilessly he might lash and
whip and scourge with his tongue his
opponents in debate, he never reSorted
to the fisticuff tactics of the barroom
bully. This is where Mr.. MILLS and
Mr.. NELSON differ. MIR. MILLS is, as
we said, a gentleman. Mr.. NELSON is
well. he is not the kind of person a
gentleman would care to see placed
above him in the governors chair. The
honest, honorable citizens of Mime sofa
have pride in their state. They will
never consent TO have placed at the
head of the state common bully who
whom he cannot answer.
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AS MOTHER USED TO.

l tell you what's the matter, boys, I've reck-
oned up the case.
And admit the girls, these days, are all right
i'll their place.
But pears to me they lose their heads with
odd, new tangled schemes
Such frequent changes have come DER the
spirit of their dreams.
But this is my experience, I've found there's
mighty lew
Who can cook meal of yituals as mother
used to do.
Let's take the case OF common bread, what's
termed the staff of life,
You've seen your sister make it, or perhaps
have watched your wife.
And you ate the stuff they trotted out, with
protest am sure,
Notwithstanding the ingredients were three
or four pure.
They followed the directions that the cook
book said was right
And hoped to turn out home made bread.
completely out of sight;
But after all their cunning. my life and all
I'd stake.
That the bread was not a marker to what
mother used to make
And dopghnuts! can taste them just the
same as when boy.
stood about and watched them sizz in ecs-
lacy of 10y,
And when ma turned her head around some
other thing to scan, (
| quietly reached over and ''hooked', one
from the pan.
I've tackled doughnuts since those DAYS of
doubtful age and sex,
Big fellows that were old enough to bear
their share of-tax,
Some doughnuts that in restaurants for cen.
turtles have laid, ,
But they couldn't mold a candle to the dough.
nuts mother made.
The pumpkin pie! My sakes alive, the stuff
they grind ont now
Is good enough to parcel out in sections to
the COW.
But human beings need GRUB" that's nour.
Ing and good
And have no kind of time at all for other
kinds of food.
They tell me now for pumpkins that they use
the common squash,
And work it I'D with spices in fricasee like
hash.
This kind OF pie might satisfy the cravings of
the trade,
But it wouldn't pass the muster with the pie
that mother made.
The kids are just as wild now as they ever
were before,
They run away from Sunday school as they
did i'll DAYS of yore.
They steal he farmers apples when they get
a half chance,
And scorn TO use suspenders 10 retain their
little pants,
The parents chide these hopefuls when per.
chance they so astr.:y,
And pound them with c!ub.et i'll n rather
awkward way
They ',holler bloody murder III voice
somewhat disnaycd.
But the Wells are really nothing t. what
mother often mad.
-. j. DoHN1LLY.
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though mistake was made it certainly was
not Intentional.
AS this is presumably free country, we
have right to our opinions as to how it
shall be governed, and, while holding firmly
to our own opinions. we respect yours unless
by your bigotry you compel us to do other
wise
We women, Democrats though we be- re-
spect and try to follow the teachings of our
Divine Master who was democrat of demo-
Gratis. Sidce He came mot to call the right
eous. but sinners to repentance we, his
humble followers-true democratic women
will pray earnestly for your conversion, and
that of all other poor. benighted creatures
Hopefully yours,
MARGARET j. HoEY, Secretary.
And now who prates of dizziness ? Go
to! When the fireside angel leaves her
perch and takes to politics. General
Apathy takes to the woods.
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GRAND ARMY CONVERTS.

Judge REA'S announcement in favor
of GROVER CLEVELAND is already bear
ing fruit. Grand Army men throughout
the country are coming forward with
hearty Endorsements of the position as
sumed by their eX-grand commander.
The desire to preserve the pension roll
rs roll of honor, and to foil the I'M
principled claim agents aud bounty
Jumpefs who are seeking to abuse the
nations grateful generosity, is desire
that is taking firm hold of the loyal,
self-reSpecting veterans of the Grand
Army. Past Commander HARRISON
CLARK, of the New York G. A. r., who
left leg in the Wilderness and who has
hitherto affiliated with the Republican
party, has Joined Judge REA in support
jngstie candidacy of GROVER CLEvE-
LANE land, after defining his own posi-
ton, adds:
The humber of Union veterans who will
vote for CLEVELAND and STEVENSON will sur
prise the Republican Managers who claim to
srontrol the Grand Army vote. In almost
every town in the state there will be three or
-Four or five or six veterans who voted the
Republican ticket in 1880 and previously. who
will now vote the Democratic ticket. The
aggregate of such votes in the state will be
i'll the thousands. There has been consider
able change of feeling among the veterans
toward Mr.. CLEVELAND. They have been
told all kinds of lies about his conduct and
feeling toward them. They have found, by
reading the records of his action and mes
sages upon pension Subjects that he is the
true friend of the soldier
In the words of the immortal LIN
COLIN: You can fool some of the peo-
pile all the time and you can fool all the
people some of the time, but you, can't
fool all the people all the time" The
Republican party has taken the large
contract of fooling the voters of the
Union intoa belief that GROVER CLEvE-
LAND is not ioval friend of the men
who saved the Union in the early six
ties. The contract was partially sue
cesSfuI in 1888, but this year not a cor
poral'S guard of veterans will be fooled
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THE PILLARS TREMBLING.
Clergy and Grand Army Alike
Furnishing Converts.

Clergy and Grand Army Alike
Furnishing Converts.
Philadelphia Record.
1t is noticeable feature of the STAN
pede to tariff reform that while it in
cludes large numbers of the rank and
file of the Republican party, it also i'll
cludeS a number of men who from their
eminence in professional or business
pursuits have hitherto been clasSed as
pillars of the grand Old party.
Rev. DR.. StOrrS, who had been a Re-
publican for thirty years, is not a recent
convert to tariff reform, since he de-
nounced high tariff four years ago; but
he has reaffirmed the sentiments of his
ringing letter of 1888. in which he char
acteriZed high tariff as IA stiff fetter- on
trade" and added:
The war tariff was no doubt expe-
dent in its time, but do not see why
we should 90 on with it Indefinitely,
any more than why soldier of the war
should still carry his musket to the
workshop OF field.
The latest clerical recruit to the cause
is Rev. Nicholas Bjerring. of New York.
first vice president of the German Re-
publican central committee and presi-
dent of the Sixteenth District German
gentleman says he has become dissatis-
fed with the manner In which the
Republican party had legislated for the
country in imposing upon it the McKin-
ley bill, an Ubiquitous measure which
benefited only limited number of Re-
publican capitalists, and in tile attempt
of that party to secure the passage of a
force bill, which would have virtually
rendered free election impossible.
Nor is the Grand Army of the Re-
public behind the church in furnishing
recruits for the new service. A dis
patch from st. Paul has announced that
Judge Rea, accommodating of
the grand army, and lifelong Repub-
licap, is out for Cleveland. The judge,
speaking of the pension vetoes. says:
l fail to find a single veto that was not
based upon principles of right and Justice.
ana l honor Cleveland for his upright and
manly course.
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JEDGE WAXEM'S PROVERBS.

Detroit Free Press.
Git thar oughtent to be everything a
man is in polliticks fer.
Wimmen has more infuents on polli-
ticks than the men air willin' to ack-
noIlidge.
!, Iicker votes air unreliable.
q, Don't buy nothin' els from man
thatull sell you his vote.
I,wOodent give a peanut fer all some
statesmen kno about the right kind NV
law maxim and how to do it.
IA candidates love fer his Teller Siti-
zen begins to stuff off after he's elected.
Congressman air born, not made.
Even a United States senator has
sneakin' notion to faver legislashWn
that favers him.
Nothin' short NV Gabrel's trumpit
KIN git some people out Nv offs.
= "A man feels like vOtin' the way he's
hattin,
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An INFUSION OF GINGER.

This has been described as an apa-
thCtic campaign, a somnolent campaign,
gingerless campaign. Graybeards
have shaken their hoary old heads and
pinned in insatiate bitterness of spirit
for the usty days of yore, when politics
wasn't politics unless it took the roof off
the house and twisted all the trees in
the neigh5orhood. But they shan't pine
any longer. The campaign has been
redeemed from lis oppressive dizziness.
The ginger has been provided, and by
whom, do you suppose? By the women
God bless emily the dear, impul-
sive better-half of creation.
1t has come about in this wise: The
Women's National Democratic Inhu-
ence club. founded by Mrs. MARY FROST
ORMsBY for the purpose of organizing
the shopping women of the country
against their arch-enemy. Mckinley
ism, has been sending out circulars
urging the formation of local clubs.
Through some grave mischance one of
these circulars was addressed to that
esteemed and inveterate Republican,
Mrs. CHARLES GoBLE, of Dundee. n.
., WIZ 'iSiSupOH oil oiSHtWdy iOSc up
in her wrath and sat down to indite the
following fiery epistle:
DUNDEE, \. Y, Oct. II, 1892
Mrs. President
l received your letter and circulars today
You are barking up the wrong tree for
game this time. l am no Democrat
True to my country and my parents and
my Savior, | am happy TO say have always
lived Republican. and expect to die in the
harness working ever for its prosperity
IL cantruly say have been disguised with
The most OF Democratic ladies' can tell one
far and near.
L have no use for your circulars, so return
them.
have no faith whatever in Democracy.
MRS. CHARLES GoBLE,
Of course the Women'S National In
fiuence club didn't propose to he
knocked out in the first round by any
body who wore petticoats, let alone a
mere Mrs. What's-her-name, from the
village of So-and-So, and accordingly
the secretary of the club was Instructed
to rise to the occasion las Democratic
woman should" And this is the way
she rose:
Mrs. Charles Goble-Dear Madam: Your
unknd letter was received this morning.
If we are Democrats. we try at least to be
ladies, and are sincerely sorry you should.
by your yituperation lead us to suppose for
moment that you might be otherwise.
Your name was sent to us among others as
enc likely TO aid us in our movement, and
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cause before the people, while, on the
other hand, the most searching scruti ny
of Mr. CASTLES record only serves to
Justify the strongest claims of his
friends in regard to his honesty and ca
pabiiity.
The interests of this district lie in re-
turning Mr.. CASTLE to congress S. For
the honor and credit of the district, let
the majority be a>large and emphatic
ono
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GREAT TIMES In GEORGIA.

Legislators meetin'-havin' lots o. fun,
Boys around the Kimbnll house a-workin-
every one;
ButtonhoI'in' fellers for candidates an SIGH:
Legislators layin' back an feeliu' mighty
rich.
Legislatures meetin'-members know the
trick
Throwed the old SLOUGH hat away an got a
beaver slick,
Throwed away the campaign boots-as happy
as you choose,
Struttin' round the capitol in patent leather
shoes,
Go it, boys, an git there-let the fun beg;nl
Drawn your per diem while the bills ara
rollin' in.
Shout for your constituents an make EN-
bills to suit
While the gentleman from Billville has the
floor an roof TO boot.
Atlanta Consti tuition.
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Convinced by Blanchard.

LITCHFIELD, Mimi, Oct. 90 Hon. }.
c. Blanchard, the renowned Michigan
orator, spoke to a crowded house here
this evening. Prof. E. V. w. Brokaw,
leading Republican, requested the
honor of presenting Mr.. Blanchard to
the audience, which he did in neat
manner. The audience was composed
largely of farmers and labOrers, who
listened attentively TO Mr.. BIanchard's
happy and convincing illustrations of
the perncious principle of protective
tariffs for over two hours. 1t is gener-
ally conceded that no other speaker has
more clearly pointed out the falacies of
the so-called protection to American
industries, and many Republicans pro-
nounce it the best argument that they
ever heard
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TOpJS,S WEATHER.

WASHINGTON, Oct. 29.-For Minnesota:
Generally fair; south winds; warmer. For
Wisconsin: Fair: southwest winds; warmer
in the western portion. For Iowa: Fair;
warmer: south winds. Montana: Generally
FAR; variable winds; warmer in northwest
portion. For the Dakotas Generally fair;
south winds, becoming variable; warmer in
Eastern portions.
GENERAL OBSERVATIONS.
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF AGEICULT-
IRE. WEATHER BUREAU, WASHINGTON. Oct.
p, 6: S p. M. Local Time. sp m. 18th Merd-
San Time.--Observations taken at the same
moment of time ut all stations.
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TO JUsTINA.

I.
You think, my'friend, that cannot see
The dear, wild thought you would hide from
me;
Yet the painting breast, the quivering throat,
But show loves passion fires not far remote.
Deep down in thy eyes of changing blue
Each moment family flames anew,
Heat lightning's low and distant CLEAN
From chained fires of love mad dream
Is't naught to you that he whose ring you
wear
Tonight may waking lie in depths of cursed
despair?
And yet thy soul aud his had never thought
By loves eternal mystical magic wrought.
Goodbye my friend, can no longer wait.
The dawn of thy sorrow cometh, it knocks
at the gate,
And the door of thy heart shall open WIDE
To all his train this side swift Jerdan's tide
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has been reached whe,

campaign has been reached when
New York should cease. What wtalk about
hear from now is the doubtful want 20
Ohio, Iowa, Illinois. Minnesota states like
gan.-St LOUIS Republic. and Michi
n nneer off there. brother. Who to,a
cr .nnesola is doubtful: Minnesota is no you
,ha ' ~; according to every .rea liable sigu os
slurs anu sup casting
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nHE statistic crank low comes forward r.
. .e.. Us that since the Trojan war. 1900 wears
aso-tiiat Is since the beginning of history.
no' single wear has elapsed in which some
Tai mas not Killed large number of men
rs s nIiitary business is in fact, getting 10
e ~ leafiui chestnut; but dare to tell new
rou ha.ional guardsman that and see
now quick he-he colors m and fro,vns
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A CAMPAIGN argument advanced h,.a 70
lucky organ of plutocracy is to the effect
that 'if Mr. CLEVELAND had lived IN 49,
carry colonial times he would not have
iousnt the savages when they came to kill
the women and children" Now LET'S have
IL asserted that Mr.. CLEVELAND would bava
assisted the savages to eat the women and
ehlioren, and the g. o. p. Will be allowed to
rest its case W