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Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1892-11-25
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Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1892-11-25
A Painful Accident.

The DOdgeville Chronicle.
John Mullen of this city met with
painful accident last week in having
his hand severely cut and crushed
while engaged in raising the smoke
stack of the roller mill.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1892-11-25
Anniversary Services.

The DOdgeville Sun.
The anniversary Of the p. M. Church
will be held on the 9th inst, Rev. w.
j. Bond of KeWanee, Ill, will preach
in the afternoon, and Rev. S. r. Chubb
in the evening. A cordial invitation
is extended to all.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1892-11-25
Guard Against Exposures,

The Shullsburg Pick and Cad.
There is considerable sickness in
this vicinity and in the country, if
we may judge from our exchanges,
and all the doctors have their hands
full. 1t is the time of year when the
extremes of weather should admonish
all to be unusually guarded against
exposures.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1892-11-25
Official Count of Grant County

The Plattevile Witness.
The official count of Grant is:
Harrison, 4,216, Cleveland, 1856.
Spooner, 1906; Peck, $500. Bah
cock. 4,lSO: krouskoy, 3,679.
Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1892-11-25
CrOWed too Soon.

The PlatteviIIe Witness
Our Spooner rooster croWed too
soon last week. He, too, is now rel
egated to "innocuous desuetude"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-17
IF YOU WERE DEAD.
How Lonely the Other Fellow Would
Feel About 1t.

How Lonely the Other Fellow Would
Feel About 1t.
Will Collier in Chicago Tribune: Some-
times think how 'twould be if all of you
were dead and 1 was left on earth alone.
What a monarch l would be- A ruler,
though without subjects; tramp hunger
ing amidst plenty. I would walk up and
down the deserted streets aud peer into the
neglected stores. What great freedom l
should enjoy! | would walk into the bank
and peer int the cashiers window and sleep
in the vault. l would fill my pockets with
silver and go out and throw it at the robins.
All, | would wallow in wealth | would
60 into the stores and throw down $50 bill
and dress myself up and would strut up
and down the streets. 1 would 60 into the
barber shop and | would do my own lather-
ing and shave off great. slices of my face.
l would sit In front Of the Duck house and
would walk around amongst the flowers
and the fountains and roll In the grass and
act big and important. | would ring the
church bell and get up and exhQrt and pass
the hat. | would walk into a hardware
store and pick up a gun and | would go
out into the street and fire it off aud
yell and whoop and show myself W
riotOus and rollicking l could be where
had everything my own way. And when
got tired of reveltpg in luxury l would go
to the marble yard and carve me a Iaonu-
ment. l would try TO see how hard could
lie in cold marble about my self, just like we
do about our friends who die. But then l
would never finish the work. Some day
the thought would come to me that there
was nobody to read it and would lay aside
the chisel forever. This Is all we erect mon
| uments for-for people to read them and
feel Inundated at their own insignihcance.
And then / would feel sad and disap-
pointed; would hunger for familiar face
| and voice, and l would climb into the south
| pagoda and look out toward the cemetery
and when the twilight had come on and the
| first stars were burning above mond and
mountain | would wish for you all to rise
up out of your graves and come into town.
| would feel how empty is all this wealth and
glory; nobody to share them-nobody TO
| envy or admire me-nobody to waylay me
and slug me for my money.
say | sometimes think how this would
| be, and it always teaches me a lesson. 1t
teaches me that those things we strive and
worry to secure are valuable only to the
extent that they excite admiration and
envy; it teaches me that the public esteem
is the price of everything; that we are all
slaves to the applause Of others. 1t also
teaches me that could not do without you 4;
| am so human that | like association, like
to admire and be admired. In fact, / like
to worship you and from you learn lessons
Of courage and self-denial. When study
this matter over feel that this is a bully
world end that everything is fixed just
right. We are all children OF decisions, fol-
lowing the gAudy band wagon into the
great unknown.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-17

an impression of It in plaster. Then the
idea presented itself OF making a nose that
would be much lighter in weight than ths
ordinary artificial nose, and that could be
relied upon to hold its place without the
use OF heavy wire spectacles.
The lightest metal known TO science is
aluminium. Therefore It was decided to
fashion this nose of that convenient sub
stance and cover it with wax to give the
natural color. Hence an aluminium nose
was soon made from the plaster cast, and
this was covered with a coating OF wax as
thin as the metal itself This latter work
was left TO Constant Thys. the clever wax
modeler of the Eden Musee, and he has done
his work so skilfully and accurately that it
would require the aid Of powerful micro
scope to tell that it is a bogus nose.
There are the veins, the little wrinkles OF
age and even the hairs of the nostrils, which
nature has so thoughttully provided us to
keep out dust, microbes and ouaer trouble
some flying matter that otherwise might
cause considerable annoyance The nose is
so accurately and perfectly formed that
when fitted on its place and viewed on the
patients face 1t is impossible to believe that
it has not grown there. The contour is per-
feet, whether seen squayely, in profile or
from over the doctors head. Now, this
marvellous little piece of work is constructed
on the inside much after the fashion Of
false teeth.
In its center are little rubber attach
ments as thin as paper, yet SO accurately
and precisely formed that, when fitted on,
there is not the slightest friction with the
bones with which they connect It is very
hard TO tell where the wax leaves off and
the skin begins, so closely do they resemble
each other as to coloring.
DR.. Towsley says that he feels not the
slightest pain in either putting on. taking
off or wearing the nose, and that when it is
on it feels as natural and easy as the old
nose did.
gracefully as he could before and without
fear of blowing 1t clear off his face. About
the only thing he can't do with 1t is to turn
it up at an uucomplimentary remark, but
then this disadvantage is counterbalanced
by the fact that should any one tNig it it
would not be felt.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-17
DYSPEPSIA,

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Of the skin and eyes pain in the side, chest,
limbs and sudden flashes OF heat, burning in the
flesh
A few doses of RAILWAYS PILLS will free
the system of ali the above named disorders.
Send letter stamp to DR.. RAILWAY & CO.,
No 80 Warren street, New YORK, for False and
True"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-17
MEDICAL.
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-17
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-17

at is shameful how the newspapers talk
about the women's bathing suits" said Mrs.
Dupois as hey sat at the breakfast table
"Yes." said Mr.. Dupois, from behind his
part OF 1t, these newspaper scribbers can
make more fuss about little thing than
anybody "-Boston Post.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-17

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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-17
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-17

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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-17
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The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1892-01-24

own farm, and turned him into luxuriant
clover patch extending from the farmhouse
back to the river. where he fed the bull 30
successfully with mush and other fattening
feed that in the fall he outweighed by sev-
eral hundred weight the biggest animal that
the rival farmer had ever exhibited. But.
as luck would have 1t, on the day be-
fore the fair was to begin. this noble bull
was taken with wind collie. malady which
often afilicts overfed bulls and babies, In q
form 30 severe that the farmer. almost be-
eide himself with anxiety. caught up the
family dinner horn and thrust 1t deep down
the throat OF the distressed animal. where
upon the escape Of wind from the creatures
overloaded and inflated stomach caused the
horn to give forth mighty and continued
blast. which so frightened the bull that he
began to back. and did not cease until he
had backed into the river. where the water
ran into the horn and sank him: and thus
tho mammoth bull was drowned!
This story is usually told in breath. in
order that the coming OF the painful climax
may not be ncedlessly delayed; and we have
tried to follow tho rule 30 far as 1t can be
done In type. All who have heard it-and
what farmer has not-will unite with US In
the fervent expression OF hope that the
story OF Major SINCERELY and his mammoth
bull may not run parallel with 1t down to
the disheartening calamity Of its close.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1892-01-24

Senator Chandler Cs4tseises New nsm~.H,,.
Judges for Taking rasses

CONCORD. N. H.. Jan. Ex-senator Chora,or
renewed his war on State dignitaries in lsst
nights Monitor by an open letter. six coin ma
long. to Editor J. @. Moore OF tho Mancbes,e,
Union. In referring to New Hampshire,a
Judges. no says:
There is much need OF fearless com m mt
on many Of the past and completed pcts N
our Judges. Some Of them ride free on Roe.
ton and Maino Railroad passes. Their names
are on the list think some also ride irea On
the Concord and Montreal Railroad. Tba
Judges salaries were raised $500 each In
1881. with the one distinct object Of keepina
them from riding free.
The Judges unconstitutionally appoint tha
State Board Of Equalization. and this Jndso.,
Board. whose members Except one, Mr. John
NJ. Hill ride free on tho railroads. have nndor-
valued. ut least 90 pei. cont. the railroads Tor
taxation purposes. They are ynnna ~ 81
least at S37 7S5 900. They nay only so.;Su ah n5
as, taxes. when they should nav Mt jons3
S5l5.1R There Is no remedy for tho peopie
when the Judges impose unjust taxes, except
The Senator criticises the official conduct =,
ChiefJustice Doe and says his senfence Of Mn VI
derer, Almy. IN the latter's absence from comrt
was illegal. He declares that he ithe Senotnrii
has returned every railroad pass offered him
Tor twelve years. ''n
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1892-01-24
Major singerly and His Mammoth Bull

Our esteemed contemporary, tho Bahi-
more Sun. makes the very interesting an.
nouncement that Major WILLIAM NJ, SIN.
aERLY OF Philadelphia hopes and believes
that he will exhibit at the Chicago Fair In
1893 the biggest bull on the Fair grounds.
To this end. says our Baltimore informant,
he has been nurturing q bull which has
already attained enormous proportions,
and which gives promise of becoming by
for the largest thing on hoofs. This bull is.
OF course. OF the extraction vulgarly known
as Holstein. but truly Tristan. He now
tips the beam at 5000 pounds. stands seven
feet high In his bare hoofs land his bust
measure is twenty-five feet" II these
figures are accurate. Major SINaERLY's bull
Is already about equal In size and weight to
two ordinary bulls.
1t Is impossible to read this announce
ment without recalling a story that Is IA
miliar to all persons OF pastoral pursuits
and to many others. and the only reason
for repeating 1t here is that its repetition
may give emphasis to the wish that the ex-
perience Of Major SINCERITY with his NAM
moth bull may not be like that OF the farmer
In this authentic history.
There was once q prosperous farmer
whose ambition was to exhibit at the coun-
ty fair the biggest bull. but for several sue
cessive years his bull had been outwelghed
and outsized by a bull shown by farmer
from the other end OF the county: and SO In
the early spring he set out and travelled
the country over until he found bull OF
enormous frame that promised to take
on nesh easily took him to his
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1892-01-24
REvOLUTIONIsTs 70 NE sHoE
TIVE Men VIII Ne Exeeuted Next Wese-
Gnrxass Traces Found.

DEM1No. N. NJ. Jan. 23.-Two OF the leaders
In the recent revolution in Ascension nave
been sentenced to be shot. The execution VIII
take place next week. Others are being tried.
and other executions will follow. An enort ID
being made by the Mexican Consul here TO
capture Reimiio Lnis. Francisco Lais. ana
Baca. who sought refuge In the Mesllla val
Icy and were arrested by United states au-
thorities.
: LAREDO. Tex. Jan. 23.-The raid upon Iona
Pristo ranch. on the line Of Encinal ana DISal
counties. where tarza and u few friends were
supposed to be- failed 40 far as the indinR %
CARA was concerned. He had been there. Dus
did not camp on tho ranch. Tho only trace OF
him was an old camp fro where ne ana pioD-
ably half q dozen followers had been camping.
There is no doubt that Garza has SCOUTS
who Keep him informed as to the movements
aud the whereabouts of the troops rangers.
and United States Marshals. enabling him TO
keep out OF their way. II begins to look Ss
present. plan OF operations From afqnaI Int,
ances OF Cara who have communicatiSo on Will "a
CARA 8 family In Nueces county, It ~ learned
that 80 long as the cold weather continues no
made.
WASHINGTON. Jan. 23-Gen. schofeld this
morning received n despatch from Gen. stan
ley, commanding the Department OF Texas. IN
which he says that he regards the Garza
movement as ended.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1892-01-24

residuary legatees the college may obtain
more. but how much cannot be estimated.
It has also about 1870 city lots Of q problem
atical value on the Boulevard In the neigh
borhood OF 16oth street. The regular and
productive endowment Of tho college must
be used. OF course. In maintaining the pres
ent scheme OF education.
Even when tho land Is paid for. there must
be great outlay for buildings immedl-
ately requisite. and In the early future
tho necessity for moro will arise. 80
that. probably. tho total expenditures
for land and construction within q
few years would need to be from
three to five millions. For this sum. though
the estimate here is ours and not theirs.
the committee appeal for material help to
tho alumni Of the college, and to all citizens
of New York who are DESTROYS OF promoting
high and sound education. and more espe-
cially the development Of a great and re-
nowned metropolitan university. The
names OF the men signing the document
indicate Of themselves that 1t will DO an
appeal which will command the respect OF
the rich men Of the community. They
arc President SETH Low. Mr.. WILLIAM G.
ScHKRMERHoRN. the Rev. DR.. MORGAN DIX.
Mr.. GEORGE L. RIvEs. and Mr.. CORNELIUS
VANDERBILT.
Let union or federation between Column
bia College and the University in Washing
ton square be brought about. 30 that there
shall DO only one New York University up
peallng to the pride OF the town and stimu-
lating its imagination. and we doubt not
that the amount. great as 1t Is, will
be raised without much difficulty. Al
ready. as we understand. Columbia has
raised about $35O.oOO toward carrying
out It's projects: but simultaneously the
other institution is trying to raise money
for similar purpose. They ought to come
together. pooling their resources and COM
binlng their efforts to build up on a sound.
liberal. and comprehensive system tho great
University OF New York
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1892-01-24
A Case Of Taxing Personal Property.

TO THE EpIroa THs sus-str A stated in Tux sus.
Mr. J. b. Haggn has bought In Now Zealand the famous
and sire Maxim by Mustet also tho
sire of Carbne and Eordenfedt. two Of tho greatest
horses ever known in Oceanica 1t 10 STATED on the An
thorty Of Melbourne journal that the only reason for
the sale o. Maxim out OF his country was tho
authorities insisted on taxing him At the enormous
valuation Of $4,000.
Here is shown the evil OF tho system which taxes
personal property. II Is true that In this case tho
United states has been benefited. while New Zealand Il.
tho loser but suppoSng 10 possible that the present
Legislature should pass more rigorous personal prop
erty tax bills. and suppose Mr.. J. D. Haggtn should
bring his famous horse 70 this state. what would be
Zealand owner dd ssi and send him the country
effect Of personsl property taxation New Zealand
was to drive Maxim e. valuable piece Of personal prop
ery taxation In the State Of New York Is 10 dive
Hope. In 6sRsif OF this sssocistion. that Won win
give this matter due publicity with q view 10 showing
the horse breeders OF this State who are cisasnd ~
farmers what tremendous mistake they are mailing
in advocating increased personal properly taxes.
Asst seo'y New York Tax Reform Association.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1892-01-24

Three years ago the Mugwumplsh thco-
rists upon the Punishment Of politics from
municipal administrations thought they saw
their dream beginning to materiallze in
the establishment Of the new government for
London in the form OF the London County
Council. Under that institution the affairs
OF tho great metropolis were henceforth
to be run free from complications with the
irrelevant influences Of national politics,
They were to be managed By 0 business
organization put together BY undiluted de-
sire to procure the best purely business ma.
terial The single issue governing the compe-
tition OF candidates was to be the superiority of
personal qualifications to share in the Coun-
ellis duties. 1t was to be the rule OF the best,
unauthorized with party bias and party re-
sponsibility. There was about to be presented
in practical shape the ideal for tho promotion
Of which the Mugwumps over this side
Of the water have 30 zealously paraded
their own virtues and cursed the opposition
OF those sticking to tho common sense OF
experience. With similar expectation Lord
RosEBERY. Liberal peer OF great wealth
and popularity. offered himself as q represent
alive from London City. q district hostile to
him 80 far as concerned national sentiments
and he was enthusiastically accepted and sent
to the Council
Three years OF trouble incident to any mu-
nicipal government in control Of large affairs
have brought the non partisan character Of the
enterprise to the portals OF innocuous desue-
tude. Lord RosEBERY has sent the following
letter to the Liberal Association in London:
cit 10 not possible. sorry say. mo to renew
my canddature for the representation of tho city in
the London County Council There are signs that all
or almost all the impending contests for that body will
DO fought on political lines observe. for instance
that the Council Of the Metropolitan Division Of the
National Conservative Union have announced tho i'm.
perative Importance OF contcsting tho next County
Council election strictly political lines There Is
nothing to resent in this resolution. but clear that
having stood for the city three years ago on pot
cal grounds could not now appeal to tho same con.
stituency on anything like party basis Others are
not 30 circumstanced"
Tho dream never came true "The attempt
to work the London County Council on nom
party lines" says the St Janes's Gazette. has
broken down" There never was any per-
manent stability in the idea. 1t was clear
moonshine. and hereafter the government OF
London will be run in harmony with broad
party lines. just like the government OF New
York city.