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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-11
Admitted the Facts.

Newspaper editors have to be very care
full in opening their columns for state.
ments. But aware that the DR.. Miles
Medical Co. are responsible, we make
room for the following testimonial from
R. McDougall, Auburn, Ind, who for two
years noticed stoppage or skipping OF
the pulse, his left side got so tender lie
could not lie on it, his heart futtered, he
was alarmed, went to different doctors,
found no relief, but one bottle of DR..
Miles New Heart Cure cured him. The
elegant book, "New and Startling Facts"
free at A. G. Ireland, jr.'s. 1t tells all
about heart and nervous diseases and
many wonderful cures.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-11
Wonderful Gains.

DR.. Miles Nervine not only cures all
nervous diseases, headache, blues, nerv-
GUS prostration, sleeplessness, neuralgia,
st. Vitus dance, fits and hysteria, but
also builds up the body. IT am pleased
to say that after years of intense suffering
with nervous disease, headache and pros
tration, I tried DR.. Miles, Restorative
Nervine, and in two weeks gained eight
pounds in weight. l could not lie down
to sleep, but now sleep perfectly easy, and
am still improving wonderfully. Can not
say enough for the Nervine. Mrs. L.
B. Millard, Dunkirk, N. Y. Gone Gus.
toner used Nervine and gained fifteen
pounds in flesh. brown & Maybury,
Cortland, N. Y. Trial bottles and elegant
book free at A. G. Ireland, jr.'s.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-11
IT WAS A GOOD ONE.
But He Never Thought of 1t Until T
I.ntn-

| But He Never Thought of 1t Until 7
Late.
The busy throng roughly jostled the DE-.
spondent man with a sandy goatee. The
world had no time to pause and ask about
his sorrow. 1t was left for the leisurely
party with wooden leg to probe into the
secret burden of his heart.
"Sick?" queried he of the ligneous limb.
The respondent man shook his head.
"Not in body" he gloomily rejoined.
Heavy hearth"
eyes"
The wooden legged party sighed sympa-
thetically. The Respondent man pulled
his goatee and groaned.
'Remorsef" suggested the leisurely fell
low.
eyes"
Dear dear"
He knit his brows to indicate the great
| depth Of his interest.
"A-er--crime?"
"No."
He ratified his wooden leg on the stone
pavement and pondered moment
Failure to-er-perform duty?"
"Not exactly duty"
Indeed"
lHS ltlouIcly puipy SlSIcl bNlCp. L liz
Respondent man tugged at his goatee with
great energy.
You feel for me-" faltered the other,
with a grateful look.
The individual with the wooden leg de.
clared without equivocation that he knew
what it was to suffer-"
"Then I can tell you ALL"
The leisurely party bowed.
"a person.
1t was no easy matter for the Respondent
man to talk beneath the weight of his
grief
Spoke to me despitefully."
He sobbed
"And why" gently demanded the party
with wooden leg, ''do you feel any re
morse?"
"Ah, me-"
The moan which emanated from the de
spondent man shook the sandy goatee as
the earthquake makes the mountain tops
nod and tremble.
"Ah, me. 1 had upon my lips crush
ing retort."
"And uttered it before you thought?"
II never uttered it at all. never thought
of the retort until an hour after he left me.
And it was such good one too"
Sorrowing and miserable in his sorrow
he lost himself in the crowd-Detroit
Tribune
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-11

Not with the liver. Violent cholagogues, like
calomel and blue pill administered in "heroc''
or excessive Doses as they often are, will not
permanently restore the activity or the great
hepatic organ and are productive of much
mischief to the system generally Institute a
healthfu REFORM If inactivity of the liver exists
with Hostetter's Stomach BitteIs, which insures
the liver, and promotes due action OF the bowels
without gripping or weakening them. The dis
comfort and tenderness In the right side,
nausea. fur upon the tongue, yellOwness of the
skin and eyeballs, sourness Of the breath and
sick headache which characterize chronic bill
iousness-resumes its former activity. The Bit
tiers annihilates malarial complaints, rheuma.
tism, kidney trouble, and is a promoter OF
healthful repose.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-11

From letter written by Mrs. Ada E.
Hurd, OF Groton, s. D., we quote: "Was
taken with bad cold, which settled on
my lungs, cough set in and finally termi-
mated in consumption. Four doctors gave
me up, saying could live but a short
time. gave myself up to my Saviour,
determined if could not stay with my
friends on earth, l would meet my absent
ones above. My husband was advised to
get DR.. Kings New Discovery for Con-
sumption, coughs and colds. / gave it a
trial, took in all eight bottles 1t has cured
me, and thank God am well and hearty
woman" Trial bottles free at G. M.
Creamer's drug store, regular size, Soc and
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-11
A Rit af New York Slang.

What'll you have, Tom? asked Jere
Dunn of sporting friend in the Hoffman
cafe a couple of evenings ago.
A grain elevator, please.
A what !'gasped Mr.. Dunn and the wait
er in one breath.
You're thick, said the sport. want a
glass ofrye.-New York Morning Journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-11
FOR TINE GAM SAECN

will be mailed each Tuesday and Friday,
from now until November 30th, 1892, for
only 40 cents. 1t is great semi weekly
paper, and will be indispensable during
the campaign. An extra copy will be
sent free to November 30th, to the sender
Of each club of five, with 49, Send for a
package of sample copies and raise club.
Address the Republic, st. Louis, Mo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-11
Cheap Excursion Rates to Colorado
Points.

Taking effect June the popular Santa
Fe Route will sell excursion tickets to the
following points. Denver, $23. rs; Colo
RADIO Springs, 1890; Pueblo, 1855.
Tickets have transit limit OF two days in
each direction, with final limit Of Oct. 3lst
1892. Sale of above tickets will be dis
continued Sept. 3Oth, 1892. Passengers
leave Santa Fe at $3.50 p. M, breakfast
at La Junta, arriving at Pueblo II 80 a.
M, Colorado Springs at 220 p. m. and
at Denver 5p. m. Or leave Santa Fe at
6 so a. m. arriving at Denver 5 80 the
following morning. For further infor-
nation apply to
W. NJ. SMITH, Agent.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-11

The best Salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblains
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required. 1t
is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction,
or money refunded. Price rs cents Der
box. For sale ate. M. Creamer's.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-11

:. Act on new principle--regulating tho
liver, stomach and bowels through the
nerves. A new discovery. DR.. Miles
Fills speedily cure biliousness, bad taste,
torpid liver, piles, constipation. Un.
equalled for men, women, children.
Smallest, mildest, surestl so doses, Is cts.
Samples Free at A. O. Ireland's.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-11
How 1t Sometimes Happens


Who is that coarse-looking, fat man
crossing the street?
That's Hobson, the author of Songs Of
the Heart and other Verses.
And is the high-browed, pale-faced man
behind him, another poet?
Oh, no; that's Lardoyle, the packing
house prince.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-11
The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.


Mr.. Ontherode-Matie, you've been
very extravagant since I've been away |
find that you've overdrawn my account
at the bank by several hundred dollars.
Mrs. Ontherode-Oh, there must be
some mistake, Henry, for haven't used
anywhere near all the checks out of that
check-book you left with me !-Boston
News.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-11
An AstonisIed Husband.

l wish you'd give me some money, said
Mrs. Stylus. want to buy new Elton
jacket.
Eatin' jacket exclaimed her husband.
Well what won't THESE woman get up next ?
Can't you eat in your tea-gown Buffalo
Express,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-11

Ayers Hair Vigor is clearly, agreeable,
beneficial, and safe. 1t is the most ele-
CANT and the most economical of toilet
preparations. By its use ladies can pro-
duce an abundant growth Of hair, caus.
ing it to become natural in color, lustre,
and texture.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-11
Only Right to Tel

The Rev. Mark Guy Pearse, the emf
nent English Divine, writes:
BEDFORD PLACE, RUSSELL SQUARE,
London, December 10, 1885,
81 think tits only right that l should
.e!l You of how much use find Allcock 8
Porous Plasters in my family and among
those to whom have recommended them.
| find them very breastplate against
colds and coughs"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-11
No Gentleman,

"The man down there at that table,"
said the waiter, glazing at somebody at
the other end of the room, ''is no gentle
man. That's all I've got to say"
whats the matter with him?" asked
the cashier.
He's breaking them lemonade straws
so we can't use 'em again, doggone him"
Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-11
In Medals Res.

: It's no use, mama, protested the tired
and sleepy little girl at church. can't
hold my eyes open another minute longer.
He's only got to finally my brethren.
Daily Tribune,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-11

Like ship without rudder is man
or a woman without health and the nee
essary strength to perform the ordinary
duties of life. When the appetite fails,
when debility, and dsordered condition
of stomach, liver, kidney, and bowels
assail you, take Ayers Sarsaparilla.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-11
A Leap-Xear Girl.

He-How chilly it is tonight, l could
hug stove feel so cold.
Shells that so? Why, Pm so warm
feel just like stove.-Irisb Times.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-11

Ethel just am almost sure that the
market reporter boards here.
Helen-Why do you think SO?
Ethel-Why, the very first thing iu the
report is butter growing stronger.
Chicago Daily Inter Ocean.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-11
The Reason ofHis Success.

That new clerk deserves an increase OF
salary. He sells more goods than any
other clerk at the counter. The ladies
believe every word he says.
Yes, he used to be peddler.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-11
OSteOIOgicaI,

think Miss Hawley is a person of no
stamina. don't believe che has bit OF
backbone.
Then you never saw her in her decol-
ete gown.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-11
Odd and Even,

Rinks-What do you suppose two such
odd people as Mr.. and Mrs. Scrapple ever
got married for?
Jinks- To get even, persume.-Free
Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-11

"See here" Ito the pawnbroker) this
shotgun bought of you won't 60 off,"
"Mine friendt, you dond't work. it righdt."
II didn't? snapped the old hammers
off it nearly"
But dot vhas wrong, mine friendt: you
should pillow in der muzzlel-Chicago
News Record.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-11
Good Looks.

Good looks are more than skin deep,
depending upon healthy condition OF all
the vital organs. If the liver be inactive,
you have bilious look, If your stomach
be disordered, you have dyspeptic look
land II your kidneys be affected, you have
pinched look. Secure good health and
you will have good looks. Electric Bit
ters is the great Alternative and tonic, acts
directly on these vital organs. Cures
pimples, blotches, boils and gives good
complexion. Sold at @. N. Creamer's
drug store, 50c per bottle,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-11
Got One Man Fast,

Dottie--Why does Miss Skinhint address
all her verses to the moon?
Dick-Well, suppose it is because the
man up there is the only one who can't run
away.-Chicago Inter Ocean.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-11
Getting Desperate

WtfGfHR DCspCTdtts
Miss Fosdick-Do you know Miss Elder
has learned to use revolver?
Miss Ricketts--O, yes. She says she is
determined to get married this leap year.
The Smiler.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-11
Well It's Leap Year, Isn't Itg

She-Then you'll take me for drive
on Thursday?
He Yes; but suppose it rains.
She-Come the day before, then.-Free
Lance.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-11

Jack-What are you feeling go blue
about?
Toni got into tho habit OF kissing
Imogen whenever she got cngry with
me.
Jack-Yes.
Tom--And now her temper is COM
pletely ruined. New York Herald.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-11
Philosophy.

When sge is reached how far we have to
fall;
Our confidence departs as fades lfe's
star;
Youth is the time in which we know it
all
In ripper years how ignorant we are.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-11

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We refer to every Bank In Thirty States.
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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-11
THE

AT THE GATEWAY OF THE NATIONAL PARK.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-11

Governor i Bradford Prince, Prof Hiram
Hadley, Elias s. Slower, Amado Chaves,
Prof. P. J. Schneider
Supt. of Public Instruction. Amado Chayes
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n ripper years how ignorant We are.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-10-26
THE FUNERAL TRAIN.
Its Makeup and the Schedule Ii
Will Run On.

WASHINGTON, Oct. %. - Arrange
ments for the funeral train are being
perfected by Mr.. Boyd, assistant pas
senger agent of the PENNSYLVANIA
road, acting under the direction of
First Vice President Thompson. The
train will consist of SIX vestibule Pull
man cars, composite baggage and sa-
loon car, dining car, sleeping car, a
compartment car, a private car and an
observation car, in the latter of which
the casket will be placed. The train
will leave Washington at 1880 a. m.
Thursday morning and run OIL the fol-
lowing schedule:
Leave Harrisburg 3:55 p. H., leave
Altoona p. m, leave Pltsburg (cen-
trial time) $50 p M, leave Columbus
3:45 a. H., arrive at indianapolis
$3.50 a. m. The programme at In
dianapolis includes services at the
First Presbyterian church at 1880
a. m, followed by lnterment
in Crown Hill. After remaining a few
hours at the residence of Mr.. Mckee
the party will leave Oh the return trip
at 5:45 O'clock Friday afternoon, reach
ing Washington Saturday afternoon at
about e O'Clock. Tie party will com
prise the presidents personal and Off
cial family.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-10-26
R0BBING The FARMER
The Grade of Number One
Hard Disappearing in
Minnesota
Under the Republican Admin
istration of the Railroad
Commission.
Gen. Baker DiSclOSes the
Fatal Table at Madi-
son Lake.
Everything Looks Favorable
to Democracy in Fill
more County.

Special to the Globe.
MADISON LAKE, Oct. pa telling
blow for Democracy was struck tonight
by Gen. j. ii. Baker in an address be-
fore large audience of farmers, most
of whom had heretofore affiliated with
the Republican party. In his speech
Gen. Baker showed how the Minnesota
farmer had steadily lost grade on his
wheat under the Republican admins
tration of the railroad and warehouse
commission. 1t made a telling hit with
the farmers, and was the means of max
ing many Democratic votes. Gen. Baker
said:
desire now to call your attention to
a most remarkable piece of official evil
dence, which goes to certify and prove
the correctness of some of the charges
in this pamphlet, 1.-The Northwestern
Wheat Ring Conspiracy" from which |
have just quoted. The official evidence
l now introduce shows cOnclusiveiy
that the grade of No. hard wheat has
been thoroughly and almost completely
eliminated from our state grades. The
evidence is purely official. | hold in
in my hand the annual Report of the
Railroad and Warehouse Commission
for 1891" 1t contains among other
things, the annual Report of the
Grain Inspection of tlis state. On
page 80, at the foot of the page, is an
official table which contains facts which
should be in the hands of every farmer
and business man in the state. 1t dis
closes
The Appalling Fact
that the grade of No. hard wheat,
under the present official management,
mas practically disappeared from the
state grades of Minnesota wheat. The
noble wheat, whose pre-eminent char
acter has made the reputation of our
homes, is officially disappearing. Here
is the official table:
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-10-26
MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN

SPECIAL to the Globe.
DULUTH. Mimi, Oct. 25.-The Re-
publican meeting at the Temple opera
house this evening was attended by a
fairly large crowd, but when contrasted
with the magnificent assemblage that
greeted R. Q. Mills last week, it could
properly be called failure, for the
upper gallery on the former occasion was
packed. while tonight it was empty.
The speech of Senator Davis fell
rather fiat upon his hearers, who
were probably thinking about the
speech he made two years ago in tie
same place, when he tried TO palm off
fine grade sugar as No IL Dutch stand
ard. His remarks were eXttmporane-
Gus and confined chiefly to state issues
and purely local matters. He gave the
usual taffy 10 Duluthians, compliment
ing them on their magnificent city, and
dwelt upon the alleged disaster that
would befall the industries of ST. Louis
county if the Mckinley bill were re-
pealed. The audience was unsympa-
thetic, and the speech was disappoint-
meut,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-10-26

This table gives the number of cars
inspected for each year from the begin
ming of grain inspection by state author
ity up to and including the famous crop
of 1891. In the first column is the num-
Der OF cars inspected, and in the second
column you find the percentages. of the
grades to the whole crop. The second
column gives the percentages of No.
hard. 1t begins with the crop of 1856.
when Richard Burdick was chief grain
inspector. The percentage there of
hard wheat to the whole crop Is IS.
Then follows the two years. 1856 1888,
when Capt. James was chief grain in
spector. The percentages of hard wheat
for these two years are respectively Sc
and 80. Now comes the work of the
present administration for the years
1889, 1880, 1911, and we have respectively
II, 20 and as the percentages of No. l
hard wheat for these years. Does any
man in this state. who has any knowl-
edge of crops as they run, believe that
there was any such falling off in the
quantity of our No. hard as is shown
by these percentages covering these
three years? Is it not
a Notorious Fact
that those three years gave US a better
average crop than any three years in the
last twenty? Gov. Merriam's admin
istration has delivered the hardest blow
10 the wheat interests of Minnesota ever
yet received. AualyZe this table care
fully. You find that No. l hard wheat
has substantially disappeared from the
official inspection. You find that ir has
reappeared in the fourth column of the
table as No. northern. A grade has
been lost Who could gain by il? The
millers and elevators. Who could lose
by it? The farmers. 1t it is physical
fact that we have lost our No. hard
it. then there is something rotten in
Denmark" | affirm that we have not
lost our ability to raise No. hard. Is
the great wheat zone of this state chang
ing its conditions of production? or is
the state Inspection authority changing
the conditions Of its inspection? Men
may change. but the chemistry of the
earth will not alter its creative power
in three years. No. hard, which, I'M
der Gov. Hubbard was IS per cent of all
our wheat, and under Gov. McGill sc
per cent. becomes, under Gov. Merriam,
the pItiful sum of 5 per cent! And was
not the crop of 1891, by universal con-
sent. the best wheat crop we ever
raised? Voices, Yes Who believes
that of the magnificent crop Of 1891 but
one-twentieth of all that wheat was No.
hard?
Blue Earth county and all Southern
Minnesota did better than that, as we
all know. [Cheers.]
The text of the report offers no ex-
PLANTATION of this terrible decay shown
in the table. Our "gilt-edge" wheat
practically disappears from official ex-
istence without note to mark its fatal
exit. That fatal official column indicts
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-10-26
CAUGHT AT TRICKERY.
Republican Rascality in the Ely
Mining District.
Special to the Globe.

Special to the Globe.
DULUTH. Get. 25.-An utter disregard
of all law and fairness, which has al
ways characterized the Republican con-
duct of political campaigns on the iron
range, has again been discovered dur
ing the past few days. Hitherto the Re-
publicans up in the northern part of st.
Louis county have never been inter-
fered with, and have rolled up MAORI
ties year after year. This time. how
ever, the Democrats are watching them,
and have already discovered what APP
pears to be plot to register large
number of them at the Ely mines who are
not entitled to votes. 1t seems that
heretofore Ely has been divided into
three precincts with utter disregard of
the law, which says that no change can
be made within less than six weeks of
election; the Republican city council
increased the number of precintS to six,
and appointed the eighteen judges, two
of whom only are Democrats. The Dem
Ocratic county committee has sent At
torney &. o. Baldwin to Ely to look into
the matter, and if a change is not made,
a vigorous effort will be made to throw
out the Ely vote. The Republicans ap-
pear to be very much scared, and are
making desperate attempts to stem the
Democratic tide. 1t looks now as if the
entire Dem0cratic-Peopl legislative
ticket would be elected.