The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1892-03-17
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50 Gsotss Eltbu ,os mS'i NARY ne o.
put ma cot q ny misery. Eibes-hnsi
eAoessi oeoiss- iou N ast Ethel lsiih
sashf = We'll. .ssn ia tbs ssf
-Fsli q srio,psSi. wsidoeis Bean =
Asd 90 yea esleysd The bsll' Arsb~lis
wsb..s We'll l should rather reD1al
vas tsasp eal 70 sspper Eve rmss.
Miss BreI, soi ctiesscl -Ho. nsn,
tim, hs,s yoa beet 81 ibe Top OF Basae'
Hiil AoSsmspif Nj. Bssco1b,li-l 80
rsrt, there. ! live 10 Bo~ton.
A cgfontrs .ury 90, u Pees,s, w |"
ssla 70 hsve bfoasb, 10 this verdict fec
dsys ago We fsd ibn The cescssed cams
70 be, death by being i0urd dead 10 bel
bed
-Hsosai, LAZY (.bo hes purchased
.,smrl - Mast l put !, 90 myself' STAMP
clat = Not necessarily. Twill pfobsbl!
accomplish nore u you pu, II on The Ie,'
ter
"A dsnsel Of II vLo dislited boy'
vro,a 40 essay upon them, Ia which sb'
said. II / bed my way bali the boys u
the world you'd be girls sud the other bal
would be dolls.
You cay you ere good washer and
iroser. Hos do you tell when the iron
are too ho,r Hos. mumf BY smelling
the baruips linen. mum. OF course. Whsi'
my nose forS
This. ssid the pale young msn to tb'
editor. 10 the ouly poem ] ever wrote
Indeed - keep i, my boy. No one shall
ever say tbs, l deprived any one Of BIZ
ouly poem. returned the editor
CLARA -Touser knew you we're com
log. lie Recognized your name vhen VI
csllei il, Tommy (breskini in) Yea. ~
said Here comes that Teller that's goin
10 get left on Clara. and be wsgged hi'
II.
-Rstort Not Courteous - First Boy
(coatsm ptaouslyl Hull You ms takes
10 washing. Second Boy % course
You diiDt spose she'd leave 1t hsngin
out ovef nigh. unless your ps was 10 Jail
did JET
Mrs wsybsck Did you 60 to th.
thester while you vas In the city, Joshua
Mr.. va back No. Msrish. ! couldn't fnd
no ID atsrs somehow, The only place
cont ald was a dime museum but ! saw
that ala times.
Customer getting measured) Hos
much are these trousers going to cost mel
Tailor - Il en,y tso dollars. How many
pockets do you want 10 tbem9 CnstomeI
None, won't need any pockets after I'vt
pail for the trousers.
Father Well, Tommy. how do you
think You will like this little fellow fer I
brother; Tommy Inspecting the new in
FAINT somowh.t doub,fulIy) Have you go
TO keep bin. papa, or is be only = sample
-Blngo see that Cranky is taking
regular ex reise 10 gymnasium. King
ley Whist is his his idesg Bingo-Hi,
wife gave him an ulster for Christina
present, aud he Is trying to get strong
enough TO carry il around,
--Bingo lat the tablet Seems TO me W.
have less aud less TO cat all the time.
What's ths ma,ter' Mrs. Biogo (sweetly)
You cant expec. us to have ~ much n
much ~ usual. my dear. when ! am pay
ing Tor my sealskin on the instaimenI
plan.
A ID ference: Anxious wife - What II
his silment. DOCTOR Physician Il pro
nolnce II pariesis. madam. Boston sicl
man (teebly) According 10 recent au'
thori,ics, you don't pronounce it-cor
rsciiy. The --.sccen; is GU the first
syllable.
kite. ho said timidly. IL have o.
loved myself to hope shst you regard nj
~ something more than friend. George
she answered softly, with half sverted
face. you you are away of Aud George
understood he cane nearer.
The Exact OF Discipline. just SET
hou the chickens mind the old hen. Rob.
by. said Mrs. Norris to her son. Watch
them run 70 her whea she calls them.
suppose sbe AT on them when they were
little. remarked the inisnt phenomenon
refiectively.
--Stskey hsi you sol, anything since
vas oulf Jsksy--I solt ein suit Of clos Il
. sheotlsmsns Who couldn't pay but sir
ioll.v for dem. TIE price vas six fity, He
hst-vell. he neier comes back. Jsksy =
He comes back. Te pants ! wrapped Or
va two sigss too small for him.
Remarked the young man In swelling
tones, I'm ~ ssnostio. Elderly Gentle
man Aud What Is an sgnostic? Fresh
Youth IA Agnostic ia . fellow Who isn't
sure oi sayihins. Elderly GENTLEMAN Il
see; hat hou does !, happen you arc
sure You are "a AscosticS
Most men are homes, ven dey know
dey sre bcin watched. desh breddern. but
de true test ob honesty IL ven . man hAs Z
chance 70 steal sometin without TEN dis
covered an be declines 10 do IL; ds.'s 20.
call honesty oh the eighteen carat stamp.
Manager an greatly disappointed
10 your acting. cir. You have coupIstsly
ruined my ne~ play by yoar cold and
wooden Performance IN the lore scenes
leading msn t.nsniy) Then Why 10
ihander do yea have = Trading lady Who
eats ouiSusi
They cay th.. Lii,leby Is eourtius
thai eres, great tall girl. Miss High. Yes
| shouli like 20 $50 him kissing her gooi
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