The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1892-04-11
Calender. McAusIan & Troup
Company.
The NEWS" TURN NOW.

Rhode Island is noted for the excellence
of her clans, but she has none equal in
clammishness to the ''clams" who went
down to her borders thinking they could
carry the State for free trade.-New York
Press.
The imported bivalves certainly got
fair play, for they We're famously
roasted.
There are people who are inclined to
hold that IL was not the best party policy
for the Democrats to make a campaign on
national issues in Rhode Island so soon
after the Democratic party had weakened
itself by it's course in electing Crisp
speaker and accepting the train OF bad
results that naturally followed Boston
Herald.
Or, in plain English, the Democracy is
at present in very bad odor.
A man who can eat shad without
grumbling at the bones has reached O
stage of intellectual progress which en-
titles him to the dignity OF being called q
Observation-Disclosures Reporter.
The secret of enjoyment in shad eat
ing Is to tackle the delicacy only when
you're not in a hurry.
It must be n little like crucifxion for
Jnt IcCcnU MChllltN DTlCeS HATS 10 dufnlU
what they are compelled to as TO prices.
The american Wool Reporter, however,
Yields to necessity and admits that the
trend of prices for wooden fabrics is in a
descending direction. This result, when
mentioned, must he to the aforesaid liar
of 1890 what the fiery flame Is to the i'm
-prisoned serpent when surrounded. 1t
must cause q heavy wriggling. Taunton
Gazette.
The wriggler, however, has had long
and active experience in wriggling.
Our name has done "A great deal of mis-
chief to the Prohibit on party.-The Voice.
And the Prohibition party has done
the temperance cause a deal of mischief
with reference to its name.
C'est lie triomphe dc Ia Protection sur lie
Libre-echange -L'Esperance.
And of honest money over free silver:
and Of organized labor over its enemies.
The agony having ended, there is now
time to devote to the ordinary a~vocations
OF life. In every movement to upbuild
Westerly, the Tribune will cooperate
with anybody. Westerly Tribune.
And your way to cooperate is to work
for the success of the party which would
abolish the 40 per cent. tariff on dressed
granite!
The Boston Herald OF last Sunday says:
"Just at present Rhode Island is about
the size of Texas" On Wednesday how
ever the collapse came and now Rhode
Island is again the smallest State In the
Union. -Olneyville Times.
Not. unless you count acres rs mean
ing more than souls or intellects, Is il so
small as several which might be named.
Now the people have given their YER
dict. IL leaves Rhode Island about where
she stood before. n rather uncertain auan-
tity i'm the next struggle with Republican
leanings. WEXFORD Standard.
Well, you're the first 10 say 40. Most
people seem TO think little Rhody no
longer doubtful.
IL IL worthy Of remark that while the
Democratic Congressman are all tariff re-
working at it.-Rhode Island Pendulum.
How about the free wool bill?
We were defeated by the alliance OF the
two old parties. but our courage Is good.
Independent Citizen.
We really admire cheek, but il Is n
question whether this does not cross the
border line which separates magnificent
hyperbole and absolute falsehood.