St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-04-13

The streets will not be illuminated
during the national convention, for the
aldermen say that the moon Is expected
10 he full. 1t is pretty safe 10 say that
great many gOod Republicans Will inn
Itate She moon in that particular, too.
The advantages OF reciprocity are
being exempt led every day in the
Twin Cities. Three Minneapolis men
went TO ST. Paul the other day and were
robbed of their money. Two ST. Paul
men came to Minneapolis and were
treated in like courteous manner.
What an arbitrary power the park
board is anyway. The park policemen
this summer will not be allowed to sit
OIL the grass and talk to nurse girls. IL
is rumOred that If this rule is too rigidIy
enforced the board viii have to look for
new force OF policemen. There are
some things that even park bob"
can't stand.
PatrOlman William }. Reece has
opened cigar ana confectionery store
near the West hotel He ought to make
ii tidy little fortune selling plug tobacco
and peanuts to his fellow officers.
Alex Mullen is writing book en-
titled GLOW 10 Catch Tascott,' and Otto
Miller will Illustrate and print it for
him.
Golightly Morrill, would better resuT-
rect his flannel shirt and little soft felt
hat and take another turn around the
under side of the city. According TO
published accounts Rev. DR.. Parkhurst,
Of New York, leads him by several laps
in the investigation of those quarters
where beer is sold at wine prices, where
"paintings by the Old masters" abound
III every room, and where TerpslchOre's
w0rshippers obey the sentiment OF
''beauty unadOrned, adorned the most"
IL remained Tor the physiological
scientist OF the Evening Jay to discover
q man with "hair' lip.
Rip Van Wrinkle has rival in Mime
RpOlis, and he is connected with the
Evening Tribune. He has just come
back TO consciousness, after fifteen
years of slumber, and discovered that
The single rail car track is recent in
Ventl0n.
Had John Long been alive at the
time, old Sir Harry BOyle's famous re-
mark about the man who never opened
his mouth but he put his foot in it'
would not have been received as
''bull," but as literal truth. The trouble
with MI Long is that his foot is too
small, and even when so inserted be-
tween his teeth still leaves room for his
tongue to wag. Wear bigger boot,
Mr. Long.
William Henry Eustls realizes now
that the fate of the Oklahoma land
boomers a few years ago was but char
acteristic Of what comes to all boomers.
even national convention boomers. The
men who work and accomplish benefi-
cent objects IN the face of opposition
are almost invariably beaten out of the
rewards by those who saved their lungs
and muscle for their own selfish ends.
A milkman, who has the reputation
of selling more water than tactical fluid,
did phenomenal business yesterday.
His cans were emptied several times
during the morning. 1t all came about
through a label on the cans reading
erich" The customers thought it re
ferred to the quality of the milk, but in
stead, it merely signified that Dairy
Commissioner Rich mad examined the
cans.
A homemade candy sociap is to be
held in a Western avenue church this
evening, which accounts for the stock
of painkil Her laid in by the pastor yes
tcrday. IIe'doesn't intend TO allow any
of his flock to suffer with ''gripe5."