The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-06-05

bring out her own best points and those of
an evening gown. She plays tennis, she
poises an alpenstook Just now she Is skat-
ing for next winters outdoor gowns Fash
ion illustrations have Jagged so far behind
ali other pictures that it has been ruin to q
wood engraver who aspired to anything
better to work on them. The standard Is
going to be raised now.
Mary" he whispered as the clerk turned
her back to look up new bonnet, II have
often read IN the New York Recorder Of
the jokes Of the funny man about picking
out a hat and millinery bills and all that
husband who, instead of hindering, really
is glad to assist his dear wife In trying to
look nice.n
You are so very, very good, George,
dear" replied the woman. "and here is
another hat. How do you like tha.F'
ut is excellent. Mary"
"And here is still another. How about
that, ehl"
"Well hum-m. to tell the truth, Mary,
well it is excellent"
And this lovely dream in blue, let me
try, that on, too"
"Oh. that is charming; may be you had
better"
"Then here is a divine thing in black, yell
low and green"
"Wel, 1 never thought any one could be
so pgzzledr'
"You are to decide"
"You flatter me. But it is impossible. 1t
can never be done. Your own good taste,
Mary, will, on this occasion. carry the day"
But he solved the problem in a way
never to be forgotten.
Darling" he said, as he held up one hat,
this is, indeed, beautiful thing. Now, l
might almost say it is as beautiful as the
otbar hat Rut if h0uoht this ona knou
it would never do"
Eyes, yes" she exclaimed, gleefully.
ut would never do, darling" he went on,
"for | see by the tag that the first is quoted
at $22, while the other is S24 Sc. From my
knowledge of women, my dear. my heart
tells me that there will be peace and joy to-
night in our home If decide in favor OF
the last hat"
Pet, according to Clara Belle in the New
York Press, had said she would mary
Dick, but that apparently only opened the
discussion, for she went on, but, Dick,
will not keep house"
Dick plunged into reiterative explana-
ton of the advantages of a fat. A man
always Jumps enthusiastically at any plan
involving pots and kettles, probably be-
cause he does not have to wash them.
"We will be SO independent and cosy. A
maid can see to the light work about the
house and -"
POTS and kettles" she interrupted stole
ally.
"You need never even see them"
"But they would be there, and 1 should
know it,"
Darling, they need not be there. We
could have chatting DISH"
Whats chatting dish" shifting scorn-
fully.
20 it is thing that cooks over alcohol"
How nice. Can you toast bread with til
Can't eat breakfast without toast, Dick"
"Toast can be made over the kitchen
fire."
IF we have kitchen fire whst is the use
Of a chatting dish"
1.-THE matter with you is that you won't
be convinced, ;" shouted Dick. Then more
gently, "Be reasonable, Pet"
II am. You surely don't want to hire a
furnished fat, and we haven't any furni.
ture, now have WEI"
"Installments," said Dick briefly.
Whats installmentsp
Nothing that you can't understand,
sweet, If you will just concentrate your en-
tire mental get up on It. I'll rub your head
after we get fat furnished"
"Now, DickP
Furnished, keep still. just as we want it,
all new and as handsome as we please, and
we pay so much a month till 1t is paid off. F"
"And when does it get paid of, Dickf
She spoke in just the most harmless 5~year-
old way. but it Infatuated Dick. he