Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1892-09-24
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Buy your hammocks now if you want to
get them cheap. They coming down.
Berkshire Courier.
The latest pathetic ballad is called "The
Night Lit the Gas With Papa's Breath"
-Philadelphia Record.
Pointing at the caudsl appendage of tine
hand-organ monkey, Quibble remarked:
"The tail of wayside din. boston Tran
script.
Happiness is good deal like money;
great many persons who have it coming to
them are cheated out of it.-Atchison
Globe.
"Oh, dry upl" as autumn said to the
leaf. 'Im not as green as I was" replied
the leaf, $50 I'll take your advice. ."-Texas
Siftings.
81 SEQ villain in your face" said judge
to prisoner. "May it please your honor"
said the latter, "that is personal redec-
tion."-Tit- Bits.
Lucie-Ned made ringing speech last
night, mommer. Mommer-Um--U Ums
Lucie-Yes. He asked me to be his wife.
Jewellery Circular.
Reporter (breathlessly)-I hear there has
been another railroad accidents
Superintendent-No; only railroad in
cident-two trains collided.-Puck.
'I recently performed four marriage
ceremonies in twenty minutes" remarked
rate of twelve knots an hour" added Miss
Flyp.-Tt-Bits.
He-You don't love me as you did before
we were married, I don't believe. She
| Of course don't, John. You wouldn't
| expect a woman to love a married man as
she could a bachelor, would youa Detroit
Free Press.
| "I don't believe in long engagements" 4"
said young man to a stranger with whom
| he had struck up an acquaintance on the
train. "Well, do. The longer the better
| for me.n "How do they affect you2" 'Tm
| q tioner."-Harper's Bazaar.
| Mr.. Suburb-Wouen are a perfect nui-
sance to sit behind on a railroad train.
They are bound to have the window up.
Mr.. Citimann-Yes, but they are per-
feet blessing to walk behind on the street.
They don't smoke.-New York Weekly.
He-Yes, he met her during a summer
tour in Sweden, and they became engaged.
It's an awful pity that they've neither of
them any money. She-It wasn't to be
expected. Sweden's where all the cheap
matches are made, you know.-Funny
Folks.
Miss Goldust-You are friend of Mr.
Upson Downes, I believe.
Kirby Stone-No.
Miss Goldust-Why, he told me he was
friend of yoursl
Kirby Stone-Oh, he Isl but make 1t {
rule never to borrow, myselfl-Puck.
Bsgley-I've got an order from friend
to buy a dresser for him. Pm on my wal
down town now on that mission. I dom
suppose an article of that sort costs much
doest it? Wsgley-A dressera I married
one ten years ago, and it has i'm
| pressed me with the belief that there coult
be no costlier INSTRUMENTATION Cour
Ter.
ALight Meal-Wesry Raggles-Did ye
!! cit anythin' ter eati Tstterdon Torne-
Yes; and 1t wuz the lightest meal eve
!, struck. Yer see, I tackled the old woma
fer a feed. She eaid she didn't have moth
! in fer me, and wuz givin' her piece @
: me mind, when the old man came out an
made me eat me words.-Puck.
Miss Hawkins-I think there's q gres
deal in that notion that people become whs
they eat. -.
Barlow-well, If they do, you mus
have eaten venison. You are such q dee
little thing.
Miss Hawkins (softly)-You are NJ
making game Of me, are you, Georgef-
. HsrpsF's Bszar.