New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-03-11
CHARLES H. pARKHURST.


A fearless faith, with naked breast,
More safely fronts the giant foe
Than tmid doubt. though he should 80
In plates OF triple armor drest
The comments of the Democratic papers the silver
question are Just much in the spirit OF Tin
Campbells famous remark. Gentlemen, what is O
little thing like the Consultation among friends - They
that 1t is knocking the whole party endwsc, but
they don't dare to discuss it on it's merits. 80 they
make silly appeals for harmony, ending with the ques-
ton. What is little thing like the silver Bill anoas
friends -
lie Didn't. But she d-Papa-Johnnic. heard
that you were bad boy at school today DID you breaa
No, papa: didn't break any rule. but the teacher
she hit me SO hard that she broke hcr'n-(Haryard
Lampoon.
some of tho most influential students of the Uns-
veisy OF Pennsylvania have organized The Temper
League OF the Holy CrOss,' the object OF which
is TO DO away with The Of wine at class suppers.
There is little doubt that the movement Will succeed.
TIE RED RED WEST.
I've travelled in heaps OF countries and studied all
Till there isn't critic connoisscur who's properly
And I'm free to say that the grand results of my
That somehow pain, gets rcdder the further out
West go
I've slipped the voluptous sherbet tina, the Orentas
And I've felt the glow Of rcd Bordeaux tingng each
separate nerve;
I've sampled your classic Massc under an arbor green
And I've rceked with song whole night long over Q
brown pOteen.
The stalwart brew Of the land o. cakes the schnapps
The much praised wine OF the distant Rhine and tho
beer praised ovcrmuch
The ale of dear Old London and the port OF southern
All. ad min. have taken hundred thousand times.
Yet, | aforementioned, these other charms arc
naught
wifi ha ,rhi
the West is hraught
For ana nature Just the in the land where
And the paint keeps getting rdder the further out
West one goes.
our savants have never discovered the reason why
And ninety per cent of the laymen care loss than
the savants know
II answers every purpose that this is manifest:
The paint keeps getting rcdter the further you so
out West
Give me no home meath the pale pink dome Of
No cot for by the salmon that far the SOUTH
But away out West l would build my nest on top
OF carmne hill,
Where can paint without restraint creation redder
still. Eugene Field in Chicago News.
Says The Boston Transcript: "one who heard
tho Hon Edwards Piercpont-whose death Is Just
announced-spcak from al anniversary platform at
Yale In 1879 thought him at that ume very Pheidan
Jupiter for marty beauty and majestic prcsence-a
great chevelure Of curling hair. framing massive
face pure Grcck, commanding height, breadth OF
shoulders in proportion and the polse and conscious
strength of an accomplished man of the world, as tho
outward manifestation of mind thoroughly cult
waited and a moral nature unblemshed'
onr Elastic Language-First customer-I wish to
select a
Floor Walkcr-Yes, Madam James show the
lady 10 the crockery department.
Second Customer wish 10 select a vawz.
Floor Walker-les, Madam. George show the lady
10 the brica-brac dcpartment.-New-York Weekly.
a paper called The Barmaids Journal is to b
started In London the OF the $4,000 barmads
OF that city and rumor has il that Rudyard Kipng
Is to be special contributor to 1t. But maybe that
is another story"
At one OF the grammar schools In this city the
fourth grade pupils WERE not long since. reading tho
story OF important battle during the Rebellion. Tho
text read: Both sides fought with dogged peril
nacty.' When this point was reached boy in one OF
the back seats raised his hand and calmly inquired
What kind OF weapons those ,"-(Bufalo Express