The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-03-25
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The Kansas March comes in Ike lion
and goes out like dandelion.
The grounding will now hold up and
give Kansas fayorite sun chance.
Kansas breaks her record this winter by
having twenty-eight SHOWS within her
borders.
a Wichita Irishman has been ostracised
by his fellow countrymen because he had
the yellow jaundice on St Patrick's day
One of the recommendations OF Long
for the congressional nomination is that
he would make short work OF Jerry Simp-
son.
1t is given out, with semi-authority, that
the Democrats of the Seventh district will
nominate David Dale of Wichita for con-
gress.
1t was ex-senator ingalls, who suggested
that the kaw river would be a good place
to grow corn in, provided it was properly
irrigated.
The G. A. r asked for room in the
state house at Topeka for its offices, and a
committee of the executive council refused
tue request.
The Cherokee strip may not be opened
>
feated Alliance congressman chance to
get out of the state
The daily paper to De started in Topeka
in the interest OF the Peoples party is an
| assured fact, and the fist number is to
appear on or about April /.
George Peck is credited with saying, one
hot day last summer, that IL he should
ever 90 to hell he would demand that that
| day be deducted from his time.
Il am not a politician" said a farmer
| yesterday, ''and have no sympathy with
your Farmer Otis's aud Jerry Simpsons L
don't want any Office. In fact, gentlemen n,
| / am farmer farmer"
Congressman Otis rushed up to Con-
gresham Baker the other day and said
excitedly: Baker, have Just received an
| insulting anonymous letter"
Good heavens" exclaimed Baker,
"Who from?n
| Ii is said to be an actual fact that a col
! ored Oklahoma minister exhorted as fol-
| lows at a recent revival: Come up, ye
sinners, and get little bi-chloride of
Christianity for your waywardness; come
up, ye sinners, and get little bi-chloride
of religion for your past life; come up, We
sinners, and get little bi-chloride of
righteousness for your deviltry and pro-
! family. Come up, one and ALL"
| If the postoffice bill, which has just
/ passed the senate, becomes law, Kansas
will get fifty-nine buildings, ranging in
cost from 50, 900 at lola to $4,000 at Wyan-
dotte. The bill provides for the erection
in every city where the gross receipts of
the postoffice are not less than s., 900 or
more than $4,000, building which will
not exceed in cost more than three times
the annual receipts of the office
| 1t is going the rounds that Topeka is to
| have Peoples party daily, the Tribune,
and that II. A. Heath is to run it. The
paper was chartered so that it might be
made daily if its owners desired-which
| they don't. Mr. Heath was given one
share and made director, because his
name would lend dignity and influence.
! Mr.. Heath appears TO be a sort of Nestor;
he gives advice but takes no part iii the
management.
You were speaking Of justice" said one
man to the other.
Yes, | said there was no such thing"
"Why man, are you crazy? No such
| thing as justice?"
Those are my words. Years ago when
lived in Illinois | knew two
| young men. Both came to Kansas.
| One settled In the eastern part of the state,
| the other in the west. Five years ago the
eastern one got IN u quarrel and in his
anger killed man. He is now serving
| his time in the state penitentiary. The
other, in the west, laid in ambush for a
man and shot him in cold blood. Did he
| go up? Not much. He is scot free today.
Don't tear yourself away; l could give
! you another instance"