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The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-07-02
TRUSTEES, SALES.

3 cr NiRTuE OF a DEED of TRUST EXE
II cnted to the undersigned trustee by VIM IT
brisendun bearing date February 2,th. 1870
ana anu duly recorded in the clerks office of the
iiustings Court OF the city of Roanoke Va.. in
% W BOOK 81 pase us in trust to secure to D. G.
as As Evidenced by sixty.seycp negotiable notes,
, "cnr'nS even date with the aforesaid deed OF
trust and payable csch in the sum OF $40 81
monthly with interest, who, cas- default having
nech made IN tho payment OF eight or ssid notes
n s. ma'n h to this date and having heen re-
MONDAY. TIE 18TH DAY OF JULY. ISM
Al II O'CLOCK in front of the Courthouse
1lcr Tor sale ut public auction, to the hirhcst
onaef Inc following described property to-wit:
avenue NiS feet west from Park stree; thence
nor.n parallel with Park street iii feet to an alley;
thence with said alley 81 feet to point: thence
westerly south with the course or said ailcy Is
lcct TO point; thence south with said alley So
aeet 10 hoIer avenue; thence with Rorcr avenue
III icct cast 10 the place of beginning together
with all the appurtanances thereto bcioncipr or
III any wise appcrtaininC,
TERMS: Cash as to the cost of said sale in.
Guiding trustees commission OF per cent. and
the sum OF eight past due notes with interest and
inc remainder In monthly payments OF Sl25O
with interest. r. H. GRAY Trustee
G2I :Ht.
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RY-, VIRTUE OF DEED OF TRUST
ID dated the l1th day OF March, 1890, and of
record in the clerks Office OF the llnstings Court
Tor the City of Roanoke, Virginia, in deed book
No. @', on page $40, executed by George X. AL
len to the undersigned trustee. to secure 10
George Z. Moomaw and w. II. Moomaw the sum
of two thousand three hundred and thirty three
and ~ 100 dollars (S2,3$3,3O, evidenced by two
interest hearing negotiable notes OF S1,1l66G
each payable in one and two years respectively
from the date iheraof, ami default having been
maze in The payment of the sec.
ond note and at the request OF the beneficiary
In snid deed OF trust, | will ON TIL URSDAY,
TIE DIST OF JULY, 1872, AT II O'CLOCK
NJ, in front(of the courthouse Of Roanoke :city
Va sell Mt pnblie auction 10 the highest bidder
all those certain lots Of land lying in the City Of
Roanoke, Va, and described as follows: Those
certain lots or parcels OF land known a. Nos. /, q
,, and III, respectively. in section on tho map
OF the property OF the West End Land Company
TERMS: Cash ne enough to pay the cost OF
sale, including trustees commission OF per
ccntnm and to pay the note OF 81, 1885, with IN
ttrest from the 18th day OF March, 1890 until the
day OF SALE and M to the residue II there be any
such, the samc shall be payable in d and -
mOnnhs from date OF sale with interest.
ID. G. MOOMAW.
IL DIS Trustee.
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by VIRTUE OF A DEED OF TRUST EXE
- cnted to me by L. Levine and David Levine.
her husband june H. 1884, and duly recorded i'm
the clerk office for the corporation court for the
city of Roanoke, deed hook No 80, page SIT in
trust to secure TO X. II, Fishburn the payment of
two certain negotiable notes. payable in one and
two years from juno 49, 1S!M, by l.. and David
Levine To- X ii. Fishburn, in tho cum OF 81 600 90
each, with interest, and default having been made
in the payment OF II portion OF the last IN cntioncd
note and having been requested so to do by the
beneficiary, viii offer for sale Mt public auction
10 the highest bidder in front OF the courthouse
in the city OF Roanoke, Va. on SATURDAY.
JULY III, 1892. AT 10 O'CLOCK. NOON, nor,
ton OF the land in said trust deed conveyed (the
remainder having been previously released from
under the lien of said trust decd) lying and being
In the city of Roanoke. Virginia, and described
as follows:
beginning at the southeast corner OF Grove and
Wor streets and running thence south 81 de-
grees 10 minutes east ~ feat to point; thence
south degrees west l75 feet to an alley; thence
wits shid aicy north 50 degrees Is minutes west
IL feet to Grove street; thence with Grove street
north degrees 30 minutes cast 115 feet to the
place OF beginning.
TERMS: Cash sufficient to pay cxprnccs OF
sale and the balance on said note (say 500 and
The balance on credit or one and two years from
day or sale The purchaser to give interest hearing
negotiable notes for the deferred payments and
to secure same by decd of trust upon the prop
crty. r. T. FISIiBITRNE
- tbs Trustee.
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1t Should be in Every House.

j. B. WILSON, 81 Clay street, Sharps.
burg. Pa, says he will not be without
DIR. Kings New Discovery for consump.
ton, coughs and colds, that it cured his
wife who was threatened with pneu-
monia after an attack OF LA Grippe"
when various other remedies and sew
eral physicians had done her no good.
Robert BARRIER, of Cooksport, Pa, claims
hr. Kings New Discovery has done him
more good than anything he ever used
for iune trouble. Nothing like it, Try
1T. Free trial bottles at Christian 4
Barbee's drugstore. Large bottles, soc.
and Sl.0
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THE AMERICAN BRIDGE 5 IRON co
Two Largo Bridges Being Completed by
This Compauy

Two Large Bridges Being Completed BY
This Company.
Work at the American Bridge and
Iron Works, is not quite as brisk as
usual. The company has now in the
different departments about one hum
dred and fifty hands at work. 1t has
just completed large turntable for the
Norfolk and Western railroad, and has
the iron work of tho new city Jail we'll
under way. A number of cinder car,
Tor mining companies in Southwest Vir-
GINA and Tennessee have been com.
pleted.
Two contracts have been made and
work began on two bridges, one across
the canal Of the dismal swamp, near
Norfolk. For this work it will REQUIRE
four plate girders, the largest that were
ever built. Two Of these have already
been finished and are mammoth iron
structures, measuring in length l25 feet,
and weigh 25 tons each. The other
bridge will soon be completed over
Guyo river, in Pittsylvania county.
The company has recently received
contract to build an overhead bridge
across the railroad at Salem.
OLD papers, Is cents per hundred, for
sale at this office.
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Electric ISitters.

THIS remedy is becoming so we'll
known and so popular as to need no
special mention. All who have used
Electric Bitters sing the same song of
praise. purer medicine does not exist
and it Is guaranteed to do all that is
claimed. Electric Bitters will cure all
disea. es of the liver and kidneys; will
remove pin piles, boils, salt rheum and
other affections caused by impure blood.
Will drive malaria from the system and
prevent as we'll as cure all malarial
fevers. For cure OF headache, consti.
patton and indigestion try Elt ctric Bit
tiers. Entire satisfaction guaranteed,
or money refunded. Price 80 cents and
81 per bottle At Christian IL Bar bees
druEStOro.
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10y VIRTUE OF DEED OF TRUST EXE
- ecutcd TO me on the eth day ot March, lS.N
and duly recorded L. tho clci ks Office OF the Hust
lngs Court FOR the city OF Roanoke Va whereby
Thomas A. Boiling conveyed 10 me as trustee
the hereinafter described property In trust to re-
cure TO +. W. SYKES the payment of the sum OF
S.,G2 payabc $3.50 twenty days after date and
the rcsidnc thereof, Sj2t -. payable in two equal
annual instalmcnts OF S?G3.l2H each with inter.
est on said notes from date ~ the rate or Il her
cent. per annunl, IA evidenced by three certain
negotiable notes, dated tho 21th day OF March
lSN', executed by the said Thomas Boiling
and payable To +. w Sykes or order and defauit
having hccn made in the payment OF tho third OF
said notes. falling due two wears from the 27th
day OF March. lSYN, and, ha wing been required so
10 co ny the said +. w Sykes. shall SCH M puh.
lie auction. 10 tho highest bidder ON THE SrIl
DAY OF JULY. 1882, AT - O'CLOCK NJ. in
front Of the Hnstings Courthouse for the city OF
aoamokc. Va all that certain lot or marcel Of
land. win the improvements. situated in he city
~ Roanoke, Va; said parcel OF land lies on the
south side OF Salem avenue and extends back lie.
tween parable. lines HI feet to the lands OF Charles
Bright
TERMS: For cash NJ TO 80 much OF the pro.
crcG- ~ may he necessary To deiray the expense
OF executing this trust, including trustees com
mission OF legal per centum and To discharge the
amount OF money now payable on account OF the
said note and interest thereon. the residue IL
any, to be made payable in two equal payments
At fix and twelve months from date OF sale, to he
properly secured by decd OF trust upon the
property sold, and deferred payments to bear In.
tortst al tho tate OF per centnm rer annnm 4
j. ALLEN WATTS,
Gstds Trustee,
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Rf Writ E OF DEED OF TRUST
- executed to me on the 20th day OF May, 1881
by LARRY Groves and Mary Virginia, his wife
ana duly reco ed in the clerks Office OF the lust
lnss Court OF the City Of Roanoke. Va, whereby
they convey the hereinafter dct cribed property
TO me In trust to secure to tho Roanoke Land
and improvement Company the payment of tho
snm or 81 800, in Is equal monthly iustalmcnts
May, 1887, ut the rate OF six pcr ccntum per an.
mum, payable monthly, and the said Harry
Groves having made default In the payment OF MI
SAID Instruments falling due monthly from the in
stalment duc sept 10 1857. 10 the one falling due
May Mth, 1892, and the interest thereon and
having hccn required by said Roanoke Land and
improvement Company so 10 do, will on TT ES-
DAY, THE2oTH DAY OF u Me- 1892, ut - O'Clock
m acll mt public auction in front of the Hastings
courthouse of the city of Roanoke Va to the
highest bidder, all II the following property to-
wit: That certain lot situated In the city of Ron
hoke. koanoke county. State OF Virginia wing
on ration street and bounded as follows, TO- vii:
beginning nj a point on the northwest corner
OF Patton and Wood streets: thence with Patton
street north SO degrees west 60 feet to a point:
thence north degrees east 20O feet to Harrison
street; thence with Harrison street south IS dc
Grecs east 10 feet to Wood street: thence with
Wood street south degrees west 30 feet to Pat.
ton street, the place OF beginning; containing H.
t0O square fee, more or less and known as lot 1866
Ward Jour, with II house thereon 1.-TWO story frame
with slate roof.
TERMS: Cash as to 80 much OF the nrocecds IA
may he necessary TO defray the expenses OF exc
cutting this trust, including n trustees commits
sion OF per centum, and to pay or aud dis .hnrgc
the said iDstalments now past due and owing to-
gcther with the interest thereon ns Aforesaid; the
balance To he made payable at sucn times as the
.aid remaining instalmcDts shall become due to
be properly secured, and the residue, IL any, to
re maze payable In two equal annual instruments
III one ana two years respectively from date OF
sale, to be properly secured. JOS. |. DORIAN,
Trusfan
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Z II DIS
TRusTEE,s sALE-DY VIRTUE OF a DEEr

'HRuSTEE'S SALE-BY VIRTUE OF \ DEED
1 OF trust dated March IL. 1871, and recorded III
deed hook ca, page ?ls OF the clerks Office OF the
lln-tin.s Court for the city of Roanokc Va In
which Helen q. linsley con- eyed to me as trns.
t"c ccit tain real estate in the city OF Roanoke
Va therein particularly described ia tru-t To &C.
cure To Lillian II. NoTcit the payment ot the
sum OF S2ho with interest till paid, H. cviGcI ccd
by two certain ncqotiNAlc notes OF .9OO each
payable IN ono and two Years after date: and
wh srcas default having b'cn made in the pay.
mcnl nj the ;sst ono al SAID notes at tho requcs;
~ tho hcncAcisry | -hall on FRIDAY, TIE
srll DAY OF July, l,a9. NJ IL VI. sell at puhiic
sale in font OF The courthouse OF said city tho
following 'ofa or parcels ~ land:
All those certain dots or parcels OF land situate
in the clt' 81 ioanokc. Va. and known ~ lot
l3 block q, n shown by tte map OF tho West End
Lard ConpaGy's property
TEHMS-Cash sufficient To pay the cost 81 cx-
ecnting this trust and tn pay the pa-; due rote o.
Sl,a0, with incrtst Till raid. and the assump.
ton OF ono note Of the same amonnt due Mach
~ 1893, with interest from March ~, 1871, bal.
lance rayablc In ono and two years with Interest.
$780, LEE II. SIMMONS, Trustee.
The above property ha- been sold and the pur.
chasers assumed the Obligations.
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RAILROADS
N 4 E :: w horfoIkaWestern RI
SCHEDULE IN EFFECT MAY % 1892


wEsTBoUND, LEAVE ROANOKE DAILY.
200 a. M. for Bristol and Intermediate stations
0:25 a: IN. for Radford, Pulaski, Bristol; also
Bluc1eld, Pocahontas, Elkhorn, Clinch Val
ley Diyeion and Louisville via Norton
Pullman slccpcrs to Memphis and New 0r
leans via Bristol and to Louisville via Norton
T:40 p. IN. t0r ltadford, Pulaski, II Bristol. Full
man sccpcrs to Memphis via Chatt anooga.
NORTH AND EAsTBoUND, LEAVE ROANOKE DAILY
7:15 n m. for Petersburg, Richmond and
Norfolk.
1245 p. IN. for Washington, Hagcrstown. Phila
dclphia and New York. rarlor car Roanoke
to Washington via Shenandoah Junction and
IS. ~ o. Il. Il. Pullman sleeper Roanoke to
New York, ya Harrisburg. and i. X. X.
1245 p. nj. daily for Richmond and Norfolk. Pu
man paror car 10 Norfolk.
9:35 y. IN. for Richmond and Norfolk. Pullman
sleeper TO Norfolk and Lynchburg to Rich
mond.
1890 p. IN. for Washington Hagerstown, phladcl.
pha and New York. Pullman slcepcre O
Washington vim Shenandoah Junction and
New York via Harrisburg.
Durham Dvisiou-Lcavc Lynchburg uath street
station 1905 n. Ill daily and 300 y. IN. daily
for South Boston and Durham and intcrmc-
diatc stations.
Winston-Sacm Division--Lcave Roanoke (Union
siatiom !i:ij II. III. and ii5 p. nj. daily for
Rocky Mount. Martnsville, Winston Salem
and Intermediate stations
For all additional information apply ut ticket
office or to w. b. BEVILL,
General Passenger Agent. Roanoke. Va.
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by VIRTUE OF A DEED OF TRUST FROM
~ e. III. Frazier to the undersigned, dated the
Sth day OF August, 1880, and recorded in the
clerks Office of the city OF Roanoke In deed book
t6,page rs, default having been made in the terms
thereof and being required so to do by the benc-
hcary Hereunder, Will for the purpose OF exc
cutting said trust ofcr for sale Mt public auction
Mt l2:20 p. IN. ION the 2frll DAY OF MAY, 1872 in
front OF the Courthouse. in the city OF Roanoke,
the following described parcel OF land with lite
appurtcnances situated In said city:
Beginning ut point on the south side OF Rob.
ertson street, and lbs feet west OF Raj dolph
street thence south degrees west Ill. IS feet to
an alley hence with said alley north Si dcgrccs
10 minutes east IS feet to point; thence south
edegrecs west 1162 feet to Robertson street,
thence with Robertson street south SIS degrees
cast % feet 10 place OF beginning
TERMS OF SALE-Cash Us to costs of sale
and the sum of $3GN03, and as to the sum of
slN7. 43 upon credit To become due In monthly
installments OF S2g.63 with interest from the 81
dks of August, 1S.n. Balance IL any upon a credit
OF ono and two years with interest, to be secured
by deed OF trust LUCIEN H. COOKE
, Trustee.
BY the consent OF both parties the above sale
Inns been postponed until June II. vt the same
place and hour. l.. ii. COOKE,
4 10 law 4w Trustee
BY the consent OF both parties the above sale
has hecn postponed until Saturday, July q, IS.ra
nj the same place and same hour.
L.. II. COOKE, Trustee
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t2Stds

TNRUSTEE'S SALE.-BY VIRTUE OF A
L deed or trust executed to me by J. J.
Catogni, dated June ). 1870. and recorded in
the clerks office OF the Hastings Court OF the
city or Roanoke Va in deed book No aS mage
l2I, to secure To Edwin +. Smith. payment OF the
sum OF eight thousand dollars SSOOO) as cyi
dcnced by three certain interest bearing nego
TABLE notes OF even date with the said deed OF
trust for two thousand six hundred and sixty
SIX dollars and sixty-six cents (S2. Gil 6t) each
payable In one, two and three years after date
with interest from date OF said de ed; and whereas
DEFAULT has been made In the payment of the sec
ond mentioned note, and being requested TO do
40 by the beneficiary, will sell at public auction
To the highest bidder. in front or the courthouse
In the city OF Roanoke, Va, ON MONDAY JULY
Is, ls'r., AT IL O'Clock, noon, the following de-
oke, Va:
Beginning Mt the southwest corner OF Spruce
ana Henry streets; thence with Henry street
south degrees wcst CPS feet to Walnut street.
thence with the latter north So degrees IS min
utes west Ill feet to an alley; thence with said
alley north degrees east 6i7 feet to Sprucs
street: thence with the latter south SS degrees IS
minutes east Iii feet to point OF beginning
TERMS: Cash sufficient to pay cost OF exc
cutting this trust, including trustees commission
OF I'VE per cent and cash sufficient TO discharge
the second note above referred to OF 50 ta3 o.
with interest from June j, 1880 and the purchaser
10 assume payment OF the one remaining note OF
S!bot. bearing interest ut d per cent and pay
able on June 5, 1898. .. HOWARD ROVER,
IL tus Trustee.
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ny VIRTUE OF a DEED OF TRUST FROM

by VIRTUEOF A DEED OF TRUST FROM
- j. NJ Ugdcn TO the undersigned trustee,
dated the SIN day OF August, lSn, and recorded
In the clerks office OF the city OF Roanoke in deed
book 90, page II, default having been made In
the terms thereof, and being required so to do by
the beneficiary thercundcr | will, for the purpose
OF executing said trust, oner for sale at public
anction at l2i0 M, on THE 2IrlI DAY OF
MAY, lSr2. III front Of the courthouse in the city
OF Roanoke, the following described parcel Of
land situated III SAID city:
BEGINNING ~ point 100 feet west OF the south.
west corner % Randolph and Robertson streets;
thence south degrees west 100 Us feet 10 an alleys
thence north 81 degrees 10 minutes east IS feet to
POI MT thence north degrees eaAt ill5S to
Robertson street; thence with Robertson street
south - degrees east - feet TO place OF begin
ming.
TERMS OF SALE: Cash as to the costs OF
aud the sum or S25.35 and as 10 the sumi
$l,TlS..O upon credit OF monthly OF $50 % each,
with interest from tho Sth August, 1890, and tho
remainder upon credit OF one and two ycNrs
with interest; deferred payments to be secured
by deed OF trust 1UCIES III. COOKE
Trustee.
BY consent OF both parties the above sale has
been postponed until June nth. iS92. at tho
same place and hour. L. ii. COOKE, Trustee.
by consent OF both parties the above sale has
been postponed until Saturday July o 1874, at tho
same place and hour. j.. II. COOKE y
Law iw Trustee.
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FINANCE AND COMMERCE.

NEW York. July 1.-lSpecial I-Ex-
change quiet and eady at '4Ss@4S0X.
Commercial bills, 4S6}9@4S7H. Money
easy at 1908. closing offered at g.
Sub treasury balances-gold, SS3,234.
0tO; currency, S21, g59.OOO Government
bonds dull and sseady-4's, 1l64. State
bonds dull and firm.
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BncisIen's Arnioa snive.

THE best salgc in tho world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rneum
Fever Sores, letter, Chapped Hands.
Chilbiains, Corns, and all Skin Ernp.
tions, and positively curas Piles or 10
pay required. II is guarantee. d TO give
perfect satisfaction or money refunded
Price 25 cents per box. For sale by
Christian & Barbee
An attempt was made by negro boy
incendiary to burn down the Wytheville
College building on Monday night.
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LOCAL STOCKS.

The following quotations of Roanoke
and Southwest Virginia stocks are fur
nished by Won Hemert & Co., bond and
stock brokers, Roanoke, Va.
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The above sale has been postponed until Mon
day, July II. 1872, Mt the same hour and place ant
upon the same terms. JOS. L. DORIAN,
d - tCs Trustee.
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THROUGH CAR ARRANGEMENTS.
Nos. II and II are Vestibule trains. consisting
OF Pullman Drawing Room Buffet Sleeping Carr
and elegant day coaches, and run solid between
st. Augustine and Cincinnati. Leaves Cincinnati
1l:30 a. m, arrives Chattanooga 1920 p. M. Re
turning, leaves Chattanooga 410 a. m, arrives
Cincinnati $50 p. IN.
No. Is carries Pullman Buffet Sleapers. leaving
Cincinnati at 500 p. m, to Atlanta, thence to
Jacksonville by No. IS.
No. "a carries Pullman Buffet Sleeper, Jack
eonvillc to Macon, thence by No. 16 TO Cincinnati
Nos. 10 and il carry Pullman Buffet Slccpcrs
between Atlanta and Savannah, Atlanta and
Brunswick, Ashevlllc and st. Augustine; also
coach between Atlanta and Birmingham, Wis
Alfalfa.
Nos, II and 70 carry Vcstibule Seepcrs DO
tween Knoxville and Atlanta, via Chattanooqa.
Is. w. WRENN,
Gent Passenger and Ticket Agen-.
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This property is owned by syndicate j. J
Catosni only owns one-sixth OF above property
d. j. CATOGNI
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OLD papers, Is cents per hundred, for
sale at this office.
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FINEST cabinets. 81, sidol.nsors. sol j cfrerson
The record-union. [volume] (Sacramento, Calif.) 1891-1903, 1892-09-19
SAN FRANCISCO STOCK MARKET.
SAN FRANCISCO, September Il, 1892.
NEWSPAPER WAITS.

1t doesn't take any ability at all to be a
growler.-Ram's Horn.
Generally a Slow Match-A bashfuI
young mans courtship.-Drake's Maya
zine.
Mamma" said little Johnny, "if
swallowed a thermometer would die by
degrees ?''-Boston Post.
n Stab.-Doctor- man has to die
more than once. Maud-Aren't you
sorry?-Life's Calendar.
Mrs. BIN my opinion no one can be
gOod-looking unless we'll dressed. The
Man-And yet Venus was a success
Life.
He-My grandfather was a great GEN
eral. She-Humph! The father of my
grandfather was a Observation-Disclosures
brooklyn Life.
Younghusband-If 1 were you, my
dear, l wouldn't tell my friends | had
trimmed that hat myself. Mrs Young
husband-Why, love, would it be CON
ceited? Younghusband - No: super
huous.-Life's Calendar.
She Qetting him down easy)-Pm sure.
Mr.. Hardleigh, that you can fiud plenty
of girls right here who can make YOU
much happier than l could He mourn
tuly)-Yes, but you see, that's just the
point. I've asked 'em all. You are my
only chance.-BrooKlyn Life.
IhomaS-Uncle, 1 would like to bOr-
row few hundred dollars TO keep me
going while / complete my law studies.
Uncle MOneybags- dear Thomas. YOU
are modest young man, and there are
two things modest young man should
never attempt-one is to borrow money.
and the other is to study law.-Texas
Siftings.
Parson Jones had just completed his
long discourse, the benediction had been
pronounced, and the congregation was
dispensing. Said Deacon Brown, great
adnirer OF the parson: "a fine sermon,
and well timed, too" "Y es," replied
Synnek, sit was certainly well timed.
About half of the congregation had their
watches out most of the time he was talk
Ing. boston Transcript.
Little Yorick-Mother, why do YOU
take the pips out OF my lemonade? Win
they kill me if | drink them? Mrs.
Yorick-Yes, my child. Little Yorick-
Trees would grow up inside me, l sup
pose? Mrs. Yorick-Yes. Little Yorick
with smile)-My word, mother,
wouldn't it be funny? When the angels
came to take me to heaven they'd think
they We're carrying up an orchard +
brakes Magazine.