The Sully County watchman. (Clifton, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1894, 1892-01-23
WIT AND lIUMOR.


The oId-imr father and mother were
a spanking tram.-DtijaS Nc,CS.
II cannot account for il. exclaimed
the drfauting bank cashier.-I Icr,s
| StftutJS.
There are too many reformcrs who
/ never want to do any work at home. -
| Rams HOr1.
The whccIwright should be selected
rs spokesman for the trades union
WASHINGTON StW.
We must have an organ TO support
us as the man said TO his monkey
WASHINGTON STIR.
The gambler who follows his ante is
often obliged to hunt up his uncle
Ic1as >ytHgs.
Nothing SO vividlv reminds us of the
brcvity of life rs thirty-day notc.--
Yc.cas .~UtutgS.
Let me give YOU n wrinkle" rs
Time said To the mature beauty's face.
- BaitimOre American
All WHO invest in good deeds here
will be cutting coupons IN the sweet 10y
and by. husbWyg Dtspatch.
See with what "A swagger the farmer
walks now Yes; sort of CORE
| stalk. - Baltimore American.
In brcadmaking, as in baseball. there
is noining like IA good batter in the
hour OF kncad. B,nghamton Leader.
Most men tell secrets TO prove that
they have been considered trustworthy
# h.t al b. ygbJ uIT
The recording angel never strikes Il
balance on his books by what is said
of man on his graveStone. Ram s
torn.
\ tombstone is about the only place
where the average man really doesn't t
care 10 have his name in print Wash
| tHgt0H star.
Wickwire-.'ls it true that Nudge
has Joined the church?' Yabsley-"lt
i. He did so on an election bet
IidtulGpOttS JOHrHdL
People are always ready to applaud
when n.hcr men : rich relatives leave
their money to public and charitable
institutions. -Itch'S0H GiDbc.
Honesty is the best policy after all. :"
| said the Old politician. How do YOU
know. asked the funny man. did YOU
ever try it?''- Detroit Free FrcSS.
ST. Pctcr-''W hat can do for Won.
yo,Inu m,n?" Kodak Firud-|C,ll
out s.. Peter for minute until can
gc, snap al him.'-N. T. Herud.
We have noticed that the cheaper
! the trousers Young man has on the
! more mr me- ptil, on the collar and
cuff, OF hi, ovcrroat.- iicdjsyu Glojc.
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Even rove mas I'> 'l'h''"''""S' " 1.
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! II" wife Before "" married YOU
promised to let mamma visit Us a>
! often n >he p'"'so". ne hu>nan"
ell she mas cease" I" please -
/ Ly'
Carrulh"r--'.I wonder ifce Broke
/ regards marriage a> Il lottery" Waite
N"' ""t poor MIS- -" d. fa'hei
! in"k, upon - game o' "Ia". "
J. "''.'.'.
| Nrr4"nul--''I sent for m". sir?
! Captain -- Yes. sergeant. Double
! qaic" the company up anu down here II
| ir" 'ln'ri IL makes 'Ae h""y ian-h. -
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There are plenty of men who if
| p..crd 'hetwrrn the devil and the
| dcrp sea, M"uH not stand me ieaSt
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Il Lout like the figure Of that car
| pet. sad the wife. Il, she looked at the
| liour Neither do ~aid the nus
band IL he cooke" at the bI!''- BH'tt-
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