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San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13
mAScULINITlEs.

To do 50 no more is the trucst re-
pentanee
The man who lives only for himself
is eagaged in very small business
II You want to make a boy work
without knowing it, get him a safety
bicycle
There are nearly 100 lawyers in
Boston. with scarcely enough business
FOR 900.
.-Jakey, my son, dalle longer stebs
und you won't wear out your shoes 50
qvuicl1.7
How do Won like school. Tommy
Pretty well, mother; but its such
waste Of my playtime.7
Cub life is not in the future to be- "a
male monopoly. A new London club
has already some 500 lady members.
Officer, there's big row going on
around the corner Don't ycz think
1 kin hear it, We chump? Move on
\ New York woman. whose age is
yar-ously placed between 50 and 81
years, was, it is reported, married
few days ago 70 a young man of 30.
The newest freak Of fashion in Paris
is a looliing-glaSs stand for the menu.
I.adics can see how they look at table.
The fashion has come from Russia.
There arc 10000 women studying in
the various colleges of America; and
vet it is only % years since the first
college in the land was opened to
women
While a Virginia man was asleep the
other night rat attempted to make a
meal off him. It succeeded in biting a
good sized piece of flesh from the mans
face.
In only five states has a mother any
absolute legal right to the custody of
her children These are Iowa. Nebras-
ka, Kansas, Oregon and Washington.
where both parents have equal rights
in the matter.
Little Robby has been summarily
corrected by his mother for repeated
acts of naughtiness The punishment
seing over, Papa, he sobs, in tones
Of anguish, how could you marry such
an ill-tempered woman as mammal
An eccentric bibliomaniac, who died
recently in England, leaving highly
gsldahle library, refused to allow d
Book in it over a certain size. and ALSO
lutely excluded anything written either
by clergyman or a woman. They
lad no business with literature, in his
opinion. and were incapable Of aehiev-
,Og success in it.
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13

From the tyranical yoke Of those despouc al
lies dyspepsia, constipation and liver con-
plant is struck when the quandom victim Of
their CALLING supremacy has taken course Of
Hostetter's Stomach Bltiers Then they
vaznose defeated and health resumes its vel
come sway Such is the invariable experience
OF those who use the ruling Alternative 10 get rid
Of there associate evils Anti-dyspeptics,
chOlsgogues, drastic cathartics are as the sands
Of the sea. numberless and-useless. The
happy blending Of remedial properties. derived
from nature botanic stOrehouse- with pure,
modified spirituous basis existent in the Bit
tiers. not only initiate but e1ectuate the joint
cure OF chronic indigestion. irregularity OF the
bowels and pervcrsion OF the bile. The surCst
defense against malaria is this agreeable forti-
FER and preservative OF health under unfavor-
able atmospheric conditions 1t counteracts .
tendency 10 rheumatism, rouses the kidneys
and bladder when sluggish, from iuaction, and
endows debilitated, nervous invalid with
vigor. Incompa able as tonic.
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13
An Intelligent Fish.

By far the most intelligent deni ems
OF the deep are the dolphin and the
porpoise. and long aud careful exam
nation OF two OF the latter which
formerly Inhabited the large tank at
the Brighton aquarium proved them
to be not only tamabie and even
sociable as regards man. but also to
possess social likes and dislikes and
great exclusiveness with regarl 10
other inhabitants of what they con-
sidered their particular domain.
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13
AN INDIAN ALBINO.
A Son of the Forest who Is White as
Snow.

Snow.
The latest attraction at the
Academy of Sciences museum is Frank
and Juanita Dick and their baby boy
Domingo
The parents are Indians from the
Chuccsanoc tribe of Fresno. and the
baby, although closely resembling its
parents in feature, is pronounced
albino. It's skin and hair are as white
as snow, while its large eyes seem to
assume various hues, and according to
the position from which they are
viewed they assume blue, yellow,
green or pinkish tints.
Domingo is the first child of its pa
rents, the mother being but l6 and the
father IS years of age. Its appearance
at the Fresno campoody was signaled
as an omen OF evil. and the other In
dams determined to kill it. After de-
feating several plots 10 murder their
darling Mr.. and Mrs. Dick determined
to go to San Francisco.
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13

y
the offer that's made by the pro-
pnetors of DR.. Sage's Catarrh Rem
edv. Risky for item. For you, if
You have Catarrh, it's a certainty.
You're certain to be cured of it, or
to be paid $500. That's what they
offer, and in good faith-they cure
you, or pay you, no matter how bad
your case, OF of how long standing.
Butts it so much of 4 risk ?
They have q medicine that cures
Catarrh, not for a time, but for all
time. They've watched it for years,
curing the most hopeless cases.
They know that in your case there's
every chance of success, almost no
chance of failure.
Wouldn't any one take such &
risk with such a medicine?
The only question is-are you
willing to make the test, if the
makers are willing to take the
zisk
If so, the rest is easy. You pay
your druggist fifty cents and the
.rial hegirs.
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13

Flower"

what is August Flower for 2"
As easily answered as asked. 1t is
for Dyspepsia. 1t is a special rem
edy for the Stomach and Liver
Nothing more than this. We believe
August Flower cures Dyspepsia.
We know it will. We have reasons
for knowing it. To-day it has an
honored place in every town and
country store, possesses one of the
largest manufacturing plants in the
country, and sells everywhere. The
reason is simple. It does one thing,
and doesitright. Itcures dyspepsia9
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13
SHORTHAND CLASS.

Tbs f;tnlGn System in twelve easy les
sous. Membership 500. Every msm.oer
resolves twelve individual lessons by mail
from Prof. Eldon Moran, the Class Con-
ductor Remittance should be made to
Secretary University Extension, Box so,
81. LOUIS, Lio.
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13

BY local applications, as they cannot reach tho
diseased portion Of the ear. There Is only one
way to cure deafness, and that is BY cofstifu-
tional remedies. Deafness IL caused by an in
famed condition of the mucous lining OF The
Eustaehidn Tube. When this tube gels innsmed
Tou have runbling sound orinpeTfect hearing,
and when II is entirely closed, deafness is he
Dut and this tube restored TO its normal condf-
don. hearing will be destroyed forever. nine
Eases out of ten are caused by cRtarrh, which is
sous surfaces.
We will give one hundred dollars for any case
II deafness caused by catarrhl, that we cannot
Iure by taking Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for
circulars free.
=. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
Sold by druggists 70 cents
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13

Ex-Governor Curtin, Pennsylvania 5
great executive in the war days, says
that he proposes to pass the remainder
of his life writing a history Of the
events in which l took some sma1
part"
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13

To introduce stewards Headache Powders
is offered by +. G. Stewart " Co, SO!
Dearborn ST., Cuic 60. They have Deeu a
years in the drug Business aad WE KNOW
they are reliable. See their advertise men /
IN this paper aud write them to-day. 70
morrow you will forget It.
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13
MAsCULINITIEs.


Christian is the gentlest of men, but
then be is a man
e An obstinate man does not hold opin-
ions, but they hold him.
a hickman in Oakland, Cal, has his
hack fitted up with electric lights
No man can lift himself by his boot
tops, but he can easily pull himself down
by his chin
4 woman's idea of true friend is one
who admires her children rs much as sht
does herself
There isn't much good in man wht
tries TO be good only because his head
tells him tina. he ought to.
There are two things, we have noticed,
that al AVS mako an old man sigh OnO
is a sta,.'; of money, and the other is a
pretty girl
''The men who is going down hill,
says one who has met with reverses,
me , lots of people with their noses
turned ip."
In -.e Arctic regions 2. man who wants
divorce leaves home in anger and does not
return for several days This wife takes
the hint and departs
Windy prayers and horror of dancing
don guarantee that man has Christian
ity; the question is, il he pays his debts
and keeps his hens in his own yard.
1t has been remarked that prominence
has its drawbacks The drum major
doesn't see as much of The parade as tLo
man on the curbstone. But he is in it.
Plaintiff and defendant in an action at
law have been compared to two men
duckiug their heals in bucket. AMI dar-
ing each other to remain the longest under
water.
The patience of love never wearies 1t
Is provocation proof
Man is unjust but God is just; and fin
ally justice triumphs
In society we try the hardest to please
the people who love US the least
No man will keep right who does not
decide that he will always do right.
Remember this: You are not growing
IL grace when you are finding fault.
Every earthly evil but death and dis
honor, may become Blessing by COMPARE
son.
The devil has good deal to do with
making some people believe that they are
religious.
Taking a lie into the life is only another
way Of opening the door very wide for the
devil
Our mistakes can tell us something very
much to our advantage, II We will but
listen 10 them.
As sins proceed thoy ever multiply; like
figures in arithmetic, the last stands for
more than all that went before
Never fear to bring the sublimest motive
to the smallest duty. and the most infinite
comfort to the smallest trouble
I If you want to spoil all that God gives
you II you want to be miserable yourself
and maker OF misery TO Others, the way
is easy enough. Only be selfish and it is
doae at once.
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13

When Baoy was sick. we gave her Castoria,
When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria,
When She became Miss, she chung to CastoriA,
wkss abe had Children. she gave them Castoria-
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13

No Ln.fe. Io acids. no caust.cs, no palm. BY
three az pl.caions o. our cancer cilre. We most
faithfily guasaHtee cancer w.l come ou' by
RIOTS, leaving permanent cure. II It fails make
amdavit properly atte-ted. AMI wii refund
money. Piice OF remedy. win objections ior
SET ire atmeLt in advance. 81 Descrl e cancer
miuusely when oruer ny JND- IS. aAiuus,
Box - EutuV-. y "a
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13

MALARIA cured and eradicated from the
system by Browns Iron Bi,ters, whien
enriches the blood tones the nerves, aids
digestion. Acts ike charm on persons
in general i'll health, giving new energy and
strength.
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13

The best reason wny Uyys should not
use tobacco, is that their fathers would
quit il if they could
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13
WHEN NATURE

Needs assistance it may be best to
render it promptly, but one should re-
member TO use evea the most perfect
remedies only when needed. The best
and most simple and gentle remedy is
the Syrup OF Figs. manufactured By
the California Fig Syrup CO.
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13

PHRASE WRITING.- Phrasing is 8
science " thin itself. 1t has b, en- char
acter;zed as an "art within an art" It
is 10 shorthand the finishing touch.
BY it speed is increased, and legibility
added to.
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13
EXERCISE.

I. Unto-tho pure all things are pure.
2. For hope is but-thc dream of-those-
that wake. 8. Innocence is alWays I'M
suspicious. 4. Kings ought to-bc kings
iu-all things. 3. Knowledge is power.
c. Laugh If you arc wise. Z. And-he
that-liycs to-livc forever never fears dy-
ing. 6. To-live-long it-is-neccs airy
to-livc Slowly. 9. Beauty buys no beef.
10. Love LuoWs no measure. II. Likely
lies in-the mire while unlikely goes over.
u. The deTil was sick, a-devil a-monk
vould-bc. IS. The-deyil grew well, the
devil a-monk was he. il. Youmay
safely give-a rope to-onc who talks OF
hanging. -. What o1te were evils are
now thc-manners of-the day. l6. Joys
are our wings, sorrows are our spurs.
To tho mary earnest, faithful students
who are pursuing this course, we bid you
be encouraged; be resolute; be patient.
YounoT havca thorough knowledge of the
thcoryof short-handa d n fair owledge
of the practice. WecShortyou to keep on.
Spend some time every day writing exer-
cises. 1t Will ray you. There viii be
nothing TO regret. You will become a
swift and skiful reporter in due time.
My the highest success be yours, is the
wish of your Instructor, and of the Editor
also.
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13
Dr. Q. h. JUDD'5
- ECTRIC BELTS
Relieve Headache in Ore Minute
300 Headaches Relieved in One Day al
Detroit Exposition.

For Cold Feet use DIR. c. Il. JUDD's
ELECTRIC IN>OLES.
Arr you sick from Any Cause, worn out
from OverwOrk or Loaf Vitality We have
Received thousands OF original letters from pa
ticats tes'ifyins to remarkable cures OF all dis
ca.es. The Belt used 6 hours out OF 81 twice
wee, for two months Will cure KIDsET DISEASE
The Beils generate enough electricity to pro-
dure shock and will last for years. whcls
family can use the same belt.
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13

!. Do not construct phrases inconven-
icutly long.
? Avoid d -:~.,!t and unangular join
ilgs.
3. WORDS = comparatively common
should be join gcthcr.
1. Never joi tEo words that are sepa-
rated by a mark u punctuation.
5. Words that are not dramatically
related should not be Joined together.
c. The artistic writer may adopt more
lengthy phrases thana person who writes
a careless hand.
Z. Phrase uniformly; that is, do not
join words toy thor at one time, and
separate them at another.
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13

Read the Judd Electric Belt advertise
ment IN this paper. FOR sale 10y all drug
sists If your druggists 10 not keep them
Write the company direct
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13
100000 Cash Prizes

Cupid is a great zeal Of an Iudiau-ihere
is always some poison ON the end Of his
%, ,.,.1 we
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13

y dead ueat is always 4 great collector
-Atchisou Glooe.
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13

The greatest female remedy on earth
No. l Tor ma es. For part C ;IarS see
druggist or write Southern Compromising
Co., Dallas, Tex.
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13

Grammar sometimes sroils a very good
sentence.
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13

For Dyspepsia, Indigestion, ana Stomach
disorders. use BrOwn Iron Bitters. The
Best Touic;i rebuiIds the system, c cans the
Blood and strengthens the muscles. A spcn-
did tonic for weak and debiiilatod persons.
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13

Any time as dinner tine with a boy
atch.son Globe.
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13

II the little darling is sreudiug such
slecpuess nights. slow,g aud pitifulIy
wasting away by the drainage upon its
system from tna effects OF teeihng. give
DIR. Eiggcrs' HuekIeberr- Cordial and a
cure Will result
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13

The people who never clean their teeth
laugh the offences.
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13

teach shorthand at your home by mail
Particulars free W. e. Chauec, Usweeo, y. y.
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13
Tho Oaly Ole Ever Printed-CGn
N-uu I!nd re Word?

There is Siuch display advertisement
in this ga r ii week which has no TWO
words alike except one word. The same IS
true Of each Lew one appearing each week,
from the DR.. HHrier Medicine Co. This
house places Crescent on everything
they make and publish. Lool. for Il, send
them The name Of tie word, s.nd hoy will
return you BOOK. BEAUTIFUL LITHcGRAPHs
or SAMPLES FREE.
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13

Get n Good Start in business Life
bv securing thorough business education al home,
By mail. low rates; Bryants College. Buffalo n. Y
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13

There are nothing but exceptions 10
some rules.
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13

Most girls like to regard themselves as
co and unapproacnable-
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13

FITS.-Al Tits ssonped free b DR., kLiNE'S GRta1
Serve Iscst1rcr no Fit after trst day use. Mar
vellous cures Treatise and 8 % trial bottle free O.
SO cases send 20 Dr. kIineg3 Arch s.. fhIIa-. y
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13

FTTS-EpIep~- F~rr' ancaJy cured ur nee sys-r'n
Il trl1tmlnf. Two TRIAL BOTTLES FEEE send for
treatise. EpleFtlc Remedy Co. IS Broad ST. New York
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13

OUR OLD RELIABLE EYE-WATER
does not ourn or hurt the eye " hsn app lied,
feels good, children ike It. .Tno. r Dickey
Drug Co, Bristol Tenn Never Bros.
wholesale agents, Dallas, Texas.
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13

Dang a man who viii not follow brass
band on the streets
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13

Every woman would be jealous of her
husband if she could read his thoughts.
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13

When pretty girl discovers that she is
pretty. she loses her greatest charm.
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13

Whenever You see a rcd-headed man,
look FOR yellow clS
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13

B. +. ALLEN Co. $50 Canal -. New
York, are solc agents lr the United States
Tor Ecccuam $ Phi 5. - cents boz
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13

VIM. Sprague Smith. Providence r. L.
writes; Il lind Bradycroune always cures
hcaGachc1
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13

The bigger fooi you make out of fool,
the better he likes it
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13

"Hnnsou's lingic Com Snivr.''
warn ;.d to cure. or ucuey rsfELLvd A.
rCur druggist Tor It. Price IS cents
San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-05-13

]; is ALWAYS summer time in theory
Atchi~ou Clone
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-05-19

j. H Lathrop and Mr.. Hopkins
were in this city last Saturday il the
interest of the Alliance Produce Co.
The arrangements are being perfect
ed by these gentlemen whereby the
grain of Kansas may he shipped di-
rect to New York without going
through so many elevators. They
propose to save considerable on the
price for the producer. We are I'M
able to give the details of the plan,
but refer you to the company for par
ticulars. Oberljn Alliance Times.
Mr. Lathrop will be in this city,
May %, the date of the Senatorial
convention, at which time he would
like to meet as many as possible OF
the members of the Farmers Alliance,
in order that he may have a chance
to explain to the people the company's
plan of putting the grain and other
products of the furm on the market
at the lowest possible expense. Mem
bers of the different stock companies
of the county are especially interest
ed and should be present. Mr.. Lath-
rop is general agent for the company
and will give you an interesting &C
count of its affairs, and will be able
10 inform you as to Its merits. Come
out and hear him.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-05-19
To Old Comrades.

To old Comrades and all lovers of Justice and hu-
mainly.
T. the undersigned. had some difficulty with my
wife. jealousy being the cause. The woman be-
ing great deal the younger accused me Of cruelty
and applied for divorce. alleging cruelty as the
cause. 1hereupou Judge Bertram issued
oTder Of three hundred dollars 10 he paid by me
ns follows, two hundred collars within fifteen
days and one hundred dollars within thirty days.
He slso Issued restraining order preventing me
from selling anything mortgage or four hun
dred dollars being past due with interest. back
taXeE. store bills and minor debts, and not being
able TO meet my obligation and comply with the
order, / was arrested on the 9TH day Of December
1891. and taken TO Oberlin before the Judge
when ! uqCestOd him 10 rrmOve the restraining
order and ] would comply with his order, but he
positively refused He also refused 10 modify the
money order, but instead ordered put in Jail
and kent there until did comply with his order.
got affidavits from 1--WE a. responsible men a. we
have - prove that hiz order was too extreme for
a man in my circumstances bat said Judge refus-
ed TO look AT them. neither would he have them
reRd. lie also ordered all the personal property
sold consisting Of six head Of horses. seven head
Of cattle ahopt one hundred TINS OF hay and mil
let wagon and harness. and divided the proceeds
among the Nyers. the woman and couTt Cnsts,
but FtiI demands Of me 10 comply with his order.
Any man OF ordinary intelligence knows that the
average farmer cannot comply with order ike
this On the 18th day OF May said Judge granted
divorce 10 the woman without allowing me 70
introduce any eVide- atsigning all the property
10 the woman. real and p rEOllal, leaving me viz
tually homeless and almost pennilers and keep
ing me IN Jail 10 comply with his order. which If
ABSOLUTELY impossible ! am not financially able 10
take the care 10 the Supreme Court and therefore
have 10 trust 70 providence, but there Il con-
ISOLATION. that il IL more blessed TO suffer wrong
than 10 do wrong j very near EIxty years old.
Including I've months il AndeFEonyille prison J
served in The Tenth Missouri Cavalry and First
Missouri Light Artillery.
Max AEGEnorH.