St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-04-12
SUNRISE SIGNALS.
IfMr. Partridge IL through With tbs Chi
csgo wheat pit, wilt he please let 1t 90 upon
its feet and dus: off its rev spring suit,

II MF. Partridge IL through With ths Chi
cago wheat pit, wilt he please let 1t go upon
its feet and dust off its rev spring suiG'
| Harry Fnrniss leading artist OF London
| Punch. is visiting Washington with his note
book n Mr. Furniss iinagines that one note
book will compass the possibilities Of ssna
tor PETERS whiskers. he is wofulIy mistaken.
The Chicago Evening Post partly says:
THE decision Of the supreme eonrt OF Min
nesota to the effect that municipal corpora
lions cannot grant exclusive franchises IS
calculated 70 produce stump in the local
Doodle market IS Minnesota is devoid OF
any local Doodle market this observation
fails utterly Of any direct significance This
facts the one prominent Distinguishing DIFF
terence between St. Paul and Chicago.
To those hysterieal Republicans who are
still behaving over the result in Rhode
Island, We once more submit the pregnant
inquiry: What was Blocks-of Five Dudley
doing in that state previous u. aud at the
time OF the eiecuOns Perhaps Mr.. Dudley
would like TO answer this question person
ally. Hitherto Rhode Island has never &C
quired a national reputation as a health re
sort.
1t Is no sign a man is all wool because hs is
several yards wide Editor Charles A. Dana.
1t is no sign hornet has a bushel basket
full OF brains because he stings with his tail
she-My new Easter bonnet has come
home.
He-All right; when the bill begins 70 come
in have it coiled up in the back yard. and
get the hired man to throw tarpaulin over
il.
An item is going the rounds OF the press 10
the effect that Dan Lamont. whose salary
ten years ago was SIS week, is now earning
$4,000 year. Tea years ago Dan Lamont
was managing editor of an Albany news
psper that ought TO pay more than SIS a
week; tits dull enough.
The Plttsbutg Dispatch. once good paper.
hqsdegenerated into nigh protection organ
OF monopoly. Politically, II is neither Dem
ocratic. Republican. Independent nor Mug
wump. Show il a tariff reform flag. aud II
will Immediately give you an Illustration Of
a mad bull.
The trouble with such men as Dr.. Park
of telling great white truth when sugar
coated lie would fatter nine tenths Of their
congregation.
II was hardly necessary TO send over to
70 France for Whitelaw Reid to tell MS that
Blaine was not candidate. Isn't Blaine's
word good. or has the Republean,as well as
the Democratic party. lost confidence i'll the
''astfui dodger:'
Drop a ray of sunshine into the Pioneer
Press Office and get spring editorial.
A New York physician doctored small pox
for measles until the disease spread through
the entire tenement district. No matter what
they do with MIN. he is not 10 be pitied.
The ST. Louis Globe Democrat asserts that
Senator Wolcott will not name the post
masters in Colorado during President Harri.
sons second term. However. this is safe
affirmation; President Harrison will have no
second term
President Harrison will do his sDeechma k
ing after his renomination.-St. Louis Globe
Democrat
s1he Lord help US!
Adeina Patti sat up all night and cried
over the death Of her pet poodle This proves
that as all advertising medium dead dog is
worth whole kennel OF live ones.
A scientific journal informs us that cats do
not stop growing until they are a year old.
1t may sound presumptuous,b but we beg leave
to correct science IN this particular. Glanc-
ing back into the sunny days of childhood
innocent prattling childhood can dis
tinctly remember a batch of parti-colore
kittens that stopped growing inside OF six
minutes, by stop watch.
1888
The Rhode Island election settles nothin
not even the weather.
Western glass famine is threatened. but
Capt. Arson is in no danger; he has glass
arm"
AT the Mckinley rally In Providence. r. T.,
there was represented on the platform SIPS
00o,0J0 In capital. Against this were pitted
the eternal truth of tariff reform and Grover
Cleveland: and all this to elect governor at
beggarly salary of $1,000 year.
3. Harrison is off down the Chesapeake
bay, hunting the scolopax gallInago. This is
not a new species OF delegate. but merely the
iack-suipe of commerce. There are plenty
of scolopax gallinago around Minneapolis,
but ten chances to one the funny little presi-
dent will not think to take his gun along