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Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-04-26

Mr.. James Gordon Bennett, of the
New York Herald, is a great pipe
smoker, and is fond of making pres
ents of pipes TO his friends. One of
his novel ideas is to have pipe case
made of solid silver, lined with
chamois, and costing 800. The out
side of the case is richly engraved
and bears the name of the recipient
Probably every captain of every
steamship ON which Mr. Bennett has
been "A passenger has received one of
these pipe cases. The meerschaum
pipe in the case is Of the plainest pos
sible description, and is worth per
haps five dollars. 1t is strong and
serviceable, however.-Collector.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-04-26
one q, Those Awful Moments.

When we are telling some man Of
the grand aud brilliant schemes we
are working whereby we are coming
money so fast that we scarcely know
what TO do with it, it is real source
of annoyance, rather than pleasure,
to call to mind the fact that we are
owing him ''fiver" which we bor-
rowed of him a long time ago, but
which we cannot pay because we
have not got that much ready cash
to our name. Chicago Tribune.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-04-26
THEA weDoINo JOURNEY.


An Ideal Bridal Trip Suggested by Frank
Stockton. the Novelist
II was Frank Stockton who sug
gested to family the idea of wed
ding which, though unusual, was
quite the most sensible one I've ever
heard of.
why do you want 10 go awayf
asked Stockton of the bride elect, as
ne sat in the family circle shortly be
core the wedding.
"Oh. everybody must go on a wed
ding Journey" she answered
And what good does it do every
body. he said. in his quiet, quizzical
way. You might travel around the
world and come home without hav
ing seen anything but each other.
send them all off. and you two stay
here and keep house, he concluded,
with a wave Of his small. brown
hand toward the rest of the family.
who sat listening to the proposition
in open mouthed amazement.
The idea was then discussed by all
Of them from all points, and settled
upon as Just the loveliest arrange
ment possible.
For" said the bride, mamma
and papa haven't had a real long
holiday since their wedding tour. and
mamma needs rest sorely after all
the bother over my trousseau.
The little boys were in high glee
over getting out of the city 50 carly
in the summer, and the younger sis
ters found some school friends to
visit.
AS to the father and mother of the
family, they both didn't see how ii
could possibly be managed, but they
were overT-uled at last and packed UP
their trunks with a feeling of youth
full exuberance upon the eve Of the
wedding, which occurred in their
drawing room.
A simple affair it was, with few
intimate friends for gnests The
bride wore an enchantingly pretty
tea gown and carried a golden key
basket filed with roses. The mem
bers of the family were all dressed
in new travelling suits, and at iC
o'clock they bade the welded couple
jolly goodby and went their way
rejoicing to catch their trains.
Nobody cried The mother couldn't
weep over the loss of daughter she
was going to leave safe and sound
beneath her own vine and fig tree
and the brothers and sisters were
too gay over going to give way tc
tears.
The result of this wedding journey
wherein the family did the journey
ing was entirely satisfactory to every
one. The young husband suffered
no inconvenience from bad cooking
for his mother-in-law left a compe
tent and beautifully trained corps oi
servants, and the domestic machin
cry moved on golden wheels.
1t was the beginning of summer
and nearly everybody had left fol
thR country, SO the happy people
We left unmolested, and / am sure
thht the dome of the capitol, if they
noticed it at all, was greater just
then to them than all the grand
buildings of the world would have
seemed at some other time; that the
parks were Arcadias, and that ever
the many multiplied statues and pic
lures of the father of our country
beamed upon them with beneti
cence and brotherly love unequaled
by that irradiated from the elegait
countenances of foreign Madonnas.
And / am sure, should you ask thii
couples advice about wedding triI
this very day, they would answer
that the best way to take wedding
journey is to stay at home. -Atlants
| Constitution.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-04-26
Strength and Health.

you are not feeling strong aud
healthy, try Electric Bitters. II ia
Grippe" has left you weak and weary
use Electric Bitters. This remedy
acts directly on the liver, stomach
and Kidneys, generally aiding these
organs 10 perform their functions.
II you are afflicted with sick head
ache, you viii find speedy and per-
manent relief by taking Electric
Bitters. One trial will convince you
that this Il the remedy you need.
Large bottles only SOC. at Fry's
drugstore. a26 CommsIcial street.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-04-26


Advantage Of ssavin People 1s.fnk Voc
live Seaf Pima Avenue.
There may. be nothing in a name,
but there is a good deal in a number
sometimes. especially when it desig-
mates the place where you live in
this city. Characterize as you will
the sentiment which causes most
people to respect the fact that you
live within the charmed half block
Of Fifth avenue. the feeling is there
nevertheless. Up above Fifty ninth
street, ON the west side, the numbers
Of the streets begin at Eighth ave
nue.. or Central park west, as the
avenue is now called, and this fact
leads to many amusing mistakes, es-
pecially on the part of tradesmen. A
newspaper man who lives in mod
est but neat fiat, which is numbered
under ten. in a street above Fifty
ninth street, told the writer the other
day about some of the peculiar ex-
periences which he had had.
Il tell you, he said, there arc q
great many advantages sometimes
IN sailing under false colors Now ]
don't pretend to have commanding
presence. nor do dress particularly
well. so when / go into store / can
not and do not expect the clerks to
fall over themselves To wait On me.
| 90 ahead and give my order, and
after the clerk has put it all down he
usually says in weary sort of way
"'Shall send them home. or will
you take themf
"'You may send them to - West
- street. reply.
,.Wsll, you would be surprised t.
see the change which comes over the
demeanor of that clerk at once. The
effect of that number is magical. He
brightens up Immediately and Is all
attention.
"'Oh, yes. yes; will send them
right up, he says as he sings out
Cash with more vigor than he has
displayed before during the time
have been making my purchases.
"When the cash boy comes he tells
him to hurry up and not be SD slow,
because the gentleman is waiting
'That is only one phase of the ad
vantages derived from living at such
a number" he continued. I'VE gel
all sorts of things through the mai
which we never would receive if we
lived in a house with less preten
tious number. For example, we gel
fine calendars, illustrated catalogues
of sales of paintings and other work;
Of art. besides innunerable samples
of all kinds of hCueehold article:
sent out as advertisements. Ther
we get plenty of begging letters, too
and circulars from hospitals and
charitable institutions asking fo1
gifts. Unfortunately we are not able
to sustain the reputation which the
city directory gives us by respond
ing to these calls on the family ex
chequer.
"The other day my wife and hel
unmarried sister went to a store Ii
Twenty-third street to get some visit
ing cards printed. ought to say
that my sister-in-law does not live
within the charmed half block from
Fifth avenue. Well, both packages
of cards were delivered on the same
day. With those which came to my
wife was beautifully bound book Of
samples of note paper. Needless tx
say, nothing of the sort accompanied
those which my wife's sister received
on the same day. Tie respect IL
which you are held by tradesmer
seems to increase in an inverse ratio
as the size of the number on you
doorplate decreases. ~ New Yorl
Tribune.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-04-26

A Brussels paper recently contained
the following announcement: "a splen-
did living insured to all. Easy method
Of earning 5000 francs per annum. Full
details sent post free on receipt of a
postal order for hve francs. Address Y.
e., Poste restante."
An innocent party sent the amount re-
quired. He received by next post re-
ply as follows: "Do as do."-Patriote.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-04-26

Alarmed Wife-James, there is a
rough looking man sneaking around the
house with box shaped thing in his
ar1nsI Telephone for the policel
Capitalist peering cautiously out of
the window)--It will be too late. He is
on the steps of the back porchl
Wife (terror stricken)-Is it an in
fernal machine, James? Is it box Of
bombs?
Capitalist with ashy face)-Worse,
Hesterl It's a hand organl- Chicago
Tribune
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-04-26

Syrup"

Martinsvilie, NJ, Methodist Par
sonage. My acquaintance viii.
your remedy, Boschee's German
Syrup, was made about fourteen
years ago, when contracted Colo
which resulted in a Hoarseness and
a Cough which disabled me from
filing my pulpit for number O.
Sabbaths. After trying Physician,
without obtaining relief-I canno,
say now what remedy he prescribed
Il saw the advertisement of your
remedy and obtained a bottle. ]
received such quick and permanen.
help from it that whenever we have
had Throat or Bronchial troubles
since in our family, Boschee's Ger
man Syrup has been our favoritc
remedy and always with favorable
results. have never hesitated to
report my experience of its use to
others when 1 have found them
troubled in like manner. REV.
w. H. HAGGARTY,
of the Newark, New A Safe
Jersey, ME-. Confer
ence, April IS, go. Remedy.
G. G. GREEN, Sole Man'fr, Woodbury., NJ.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-04-26
Pets on shipboard.

Monkeys are common on board
ships serving in tropical and semi
tropical waters. The Yorktown, the
Yantic and some other ships carry
mastiffs. Many carry cats, and Cape
pigeons are pets with the vessels on
the Pacific station. New York News.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-04-26

Trayeler-Much game in the neigh
borhood?
Inhabitant-Nawp; none at all.
Traveller r-Well--er-then it's a dan
gerous locality-I see you carry gum
Inhabitant-Oh that's what we use
for planting ng-ground is SO hard we have
TO shoot tho seed in.-Amateur Sports
man.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-04-26

Lady-The child is little French
man, is he not?
Nurse-I don't know myself what to
call him. His mother is French lady,
but his father is German.
Lady-In that case we shall have to
wait till he can talk; then we shall see.
--Lesehalle.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-04-26
Envelopes In the Eighteenth Century.

Envelopes are supposed to be quite
modern, but in the Birch. manu-
scripts in the British museum, No.
A, ,4S3-1O5, there is a letter from
Martin Triewald to Sir Hans Sloane,
dated Stockholm, April "a, 1755, in
closed in an ordinary envelope, which
is opened out and mounted at the
end of the letter. r.-Notes and Que
t.iaS
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-04-26

Custolner-This coffee tastes like
an old tobacco pipe.
Waiter-I'l bring you basin OF
water so you can wash y'r mustache
Good News.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-04-26

Alta Second Glass Restaurant-Waiter,
this beefs steachs is not eatable; you
don't know how TO fry meat shall
have, per bacco, TO give you few les
sons.
"Perhaps the signore is a cookY"
"No. am the manager of a crematori-
um."-Motto per Ridere
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-04-26
onreful Almond Hia nlet.

.'That's something | never eat for din
ner," said man in Spring lane restau-
rant.
whats thaty' asked his friend.
breakfast" was the absentIninded
reply. Boston News.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-04-26
RENDEZVOUS,

This term might be applied 20 stevens
Point. located on the Wisconsin Central
Lines, At the gateway % the vast forest
region which extends North 20 Lake
Superior, q distance OF 30 miles without
break, on account Of ifs vast lumber inter
ests. The v isconsin River TO which the
lumbermen have given the familiar and
somewhat affectionate title OF "Old Wis
cons not alone acts as n lumber feeder TO
the city by furnishing through its numer-
Gus tributaries an outlet for thousands Of
acres cf pine IN tine uppur country, but y
furnishes q water power that Il second
only to that Of Neenah and Menasha,
which cities are also located on the "Cen.
trai" Millions Of feet of lumber are cut
every year, giving employment TO hun
dreds OF men. In addition TO the lumber
/ trade, - has numerous other manutac-
| tories: II Is here where the large car shops
/ Of the Wisconsin Central Lines are located.
For tickets, maps, pamphlets and null
/ information apply to G. +. Mcneil, q. z.
and 4. A, Minneapolis, Mimi, and TO Jas,
q. Pond, General Passenger and Ticket
Agent. Chicago, Ill. l-l0ly
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-04-26

De Chappie-Aw, sonny, hov you
a lift herei
Store Boy (confdentially) = Yep.
That there big fcller wild red hair an
freclKles Is de bouncer. Wat yer
ellinG-Good News.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-04-26

LIE Richau's Golden BaIsam No. ]
Cures Chancres, first and second stages
Sores on the Legs and Bedy; Sore Ears
Eyes, Nose, etc, Copper-colored BIotches
syphilitic Catarrh, diseased Scalp, ard All
primary forms OF the disease known a.
syphilis. Price, SIS 90 per Bottle:
LIE Richau's Golden Halsam NO.
Cures-rertiary, NercuriAl 9yphiitic Rheu
matism, Pains In the Bones, Pains in INT
Head, back OF the Mex, liberated Sore
Throat, syphilitic Rash, Lumps and con;
traeted Cords, Stiffness Of the Limbs, ana
eradteateS all disease from the system
whether caused BY indiscretion or abnss
OF Mercury, leaving the blood pure ana
healthy. Price IS 90 per BOttle.
LIE hichau's Golden spanish Anu
dote for the cure Ct GonorrhGa, Gseet
Irritation Gravel, and all Urinary or GEM
tal disarrAngements. Price - 90 per
Bottle.
~ Riehau's Golden spanish In
JeettOn. for severe Gases of GonorrhSA
lnaAmmatory elect, strieturessSe. PfioS
lie Richau's Golden Ointmens
for the effective healing Of Syphilitie seres
and eruptions. Price 81 90 per BOZ, BOZ
10 Richau'a Golden Ftlis-Net'
snd Brain treatment, loaa Of physical Po,-
or. excess or OFeF-Work, Prostitution, e'N
Price % 90 per Boz
Tanic and Nervtme,
Sent everywhere. Q. O D. sooarsH pAoA~
PER ekproAA
TIE RICHARDS DRUG CO., Ageaa
ooo q sII BEARkKT ST.
sAm RwA@oasoos o.
~sA~SAAns oG1s Sass
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-04-26

Teacher-Class in physiology, stand
up. Bodlins. how do you distinguish
organic from inorganic natter
Bodkins (glihly, having committed the
answer 70 memoryl-In the organic
world every individual springs from
some parent, while inorganic substances
are formed by chemical laws.
Teacher-Very good. Give an exam
ple Of an inorganic substance.
Bodkins usually slow at these things.
but for once inspired)-An orphan
Brooklyn Life.
, 1892-07-28
GEOLOGICAL.

Congress is sitting down on United
States geological surveys of states which
are looked upon as pretty much of a fraud.
1t will be remembered that our state geo.
logical survey was boWled out on a techni-
cality to make room for United States
geological survey from which great things
we're expected. 1t is said in Washington
city that there is growing sentiment
among the people of those states endowed
with public lands that neither the farmer
nor the minor can get from Major Pow
ell's bureau any practical information
which he could not have received months
before from settlers and prospectors in the
regions touched upon. In other words,
the majors men follow the pioneer; they
do not precede him, and the latter must
learn for himself the productive qualities
of the soil and the mineral formation of
the earth's sub-strata. Having ascertained
this by personal experiment and research,
he does not see the necessity of jogging
his memory in long-after years by reference
to the tardy official reports. Neither does
the settler or intending settler put much
value on typographical figures; he wants
geological facts, as made evident by white
staked base, township and sectional lines.
, 1892-07-28
THE PRIMARIES.

The result of the primary elections on
Wednesday in this county show that the
republicans are alert and active. In some
places there were more votes cast than at
the last regular election. Thurston coun-
ty ought to be found in the republican
column next November as usual.
While the primaries were spirited, entire
harmony prevailed. The contest was
carried on i'll friendly manner. There
were no jars. The disturbing element in
republican politics in this county having
been removed by the force of public opin-
ion, there is nothing to prevent march to
victory save bad nominations. With an
intelligent county convention it is not be-
lieyed that poor nominations will be made.
The republicans Of Thurston county are to
be congratulated on the outcome
, 1892-07-28
Before startIng on a Journey


A person usually desires to gain some in
formation as to the most desirable route to
take, and will purchase tickets via the one
that will afford him the quickest and best
service. Before starting on a trip to
Chicago or any point east, you should pro-
vide yourself with a map and time table of
the Wisconsin Central lines. The trains
run on this route are vestibuled and are
equipped with Pullman's latest drawing
room sleepers, elegant day coaches and
dining cars of latest design, built expressly
for this service, and are exquisite in furn-
ishings and convenient and comfortable in
arrangement and so complete in every
detail that they have no superior in COM
fort and elegance. The dining car service
is pronounced by all the most elegant ever
inaugurated, and is operated in the interest
of its patrons.
Fast trains via the Wisconsin Central
lines leave Minneapolis daily at 12:45
p. M. and 6:25 p. m, and st. Paul at 1:30
pm. and 7:l5 p. m, making favorable con-
nection with all trains from the west and
southwest.
For tickets, time tables, berth reserva-
tiOns, ETC., apply to G. f. McNeill, G. p.
and I. A.. Minneapolis, Mimi, or James
Q. Pond, general passenger and ticket
agent, Chicago, Ill. m18-tf
, 1892-07-28
FOR SALE BY
FOR SALE By
Ben Vincent.
A PATRIOTIC WORK.

Every person who is opposed to Free
Trade Slavery aud faYOrs American Indus
trial Independence secured through the
policy of Protection, should read the dOcu-
ments published by the American Protect
i've Tariff League. AS a patriotic citizen it
is your duty to place these documents in
the hands of your friends They are inter
esting and instructive, and embrace dis
cussions of all phases of the Tariff question.
The League publishes over so different
documents, comprising nearly 600 pages of
plainly printed, carefully edited and reli-
able information. Among the authors of
these documents are, Hon. James g.
Blalnei VIM. Mckinley. Jr., Governor of
Ohio; Senator S. M. Cullom, of Illinois;
Senator Joseph N. Dolph. of Oregon; SEM
atOr A. S. Paddock, of Nebraska; Senator
Frye, of Maine; Senator Casey, of North
Dakota; Senator Justin S. Morrill,, of Yer
mont; Senator Nelson W. Aldrich, of
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, 1892-07-28

arrangements Of liver, stomach and bowels.
Mildly and gently, but thoroughly and effec-
lively, they cleanse, renovate and regulate
the entire system One little Pellet for a
gentle laxative-three for a cathartic.
They're the best Liver Pill ever made.
purely vegetable, perfectly harmless and
guaranteed to give satisfaction or your
money is returned It's plan peculiar to
DR.. Pierce's medicines. You pay only for
the good you get. Can you ask more?
Something else, that pays the dealer better,
may be offered as :" just as goodn Perhaps
1t Is, for him-but it can't be, for VOt
, 1892-07-28
Money to Loan
CITY AND FARM PROPERTY
Lowest Rates. No Delay.
HEDRICK & SCAmmELL
Chilberg Block.
Proposed Constitutional Amend
mpmn.

Proposed Constitutional Amend
ment.
Notice is hereby given, pursuant to the pro-
visions OF an act Of the legislature of the state
of Washington, entitled 'An act to provide for
voting on constitutional amendment at the
general election to be held in November 1892 {"
approved March z, 1891; and House concurrent
resolution, No. 10, adopted by the legislature of
the state Of Washington, session of 1891, that
the following amendment to the constitution of
the state of Washington will be submitted to the
qualified electors Of said state for their approval
at the next general election:
That section of article VIII of the cOnstitu-
ton Of the state of Washington be amended to
read as follows;
SECTION 1. The state may, for the purpose
Of constructing public buildings and other
works, and for the acquisition of lands, and
for other expenses incident to said construction
contract debts in any amount not to exceed in
the aggi egate one per cent. of the value of the
taxable property within the state, as shown by
the assessment for county and state purposes
last preceding the incurring Of any such debts;
and may further contract, for any public pur-
poses. debts not exceeding in the aggregate five
hundred thousand dollars; and the moneys aris-
ing from the loans creating such debts shall be
applied for the purposes for which they were OBJ
tanned, or to repay the debts so contracted, and
to no other purpose whatever"
At said election the electors voting to approve
and ratity said amendment shall vote "FOr con-
sttutional amendment raising the limit of state
Indebtedness, YES" and the electors voting not
to approve or ratify said amendment shall vote
Against constitutional amendment raising the
limit of state Indebtedness, NO"
In witness whereof 1 have hereto set my hand
and affixed the seal Of the state of Washington,
this twenty-first day Of July, A. D. 1892.
Estate seal.l ALLEN WEIR,
Secretary ofState.
, 1892-07-28
A PROCLAMATION.
By the Governor of the State Of
Washington.
STATE OF WASHINGTON, \
EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENT. I

STATE OF WASHINGTON,
EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENT.
I, Elisha P Ferry, Governor of the State of
Washington. do hereby give notice that gener-
al election will be held in said state on Tuesday,
the eighth day of November, A. d. one thOus-
and eight hundred and ninety-twO, at which
the following named officers will be elected by
the state at large:
Governor
Lieutenant Governor
Secretary of State
Treasurer,
Auditor,
Attorney General
superintendent of Public Instruction.
Commissioner of Public Lands
State Printer,
Two members Of Congress to represent this
State in the ffty-third Congress of the United
States
Two Judges of the Supreme court.
-Four Electors of President and Vice President
of the United States
In Testimony Whereof I have here
[sEALl unto set my hand and caused the seal
of the state to be affixed at Olympia
this twenty sixth day of July A. D. 1892
ELISHA p. FERRY.
By the Governor:
ALLEN WEIR,
Secretary Of State.
, 1892-07-28

THE DAILY TRIBUNE will be found on
sale every evening at the following named
places:
J. BENSON STARR, the Chilberg block, on
Main street.
G. E. LEIGHTON, 113 Fourth street.
CITY BAKERY, III Fourth street.
OLYMPIA HOTEL.