St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-01-09
SUNRISE SIGNALS.
II is undeniabiy true that Mexico is On the
We of anuprising. CARA is furnishing the


II is undeniabiy true that Mexico is on the
eve of anuprising. Cara is furnishing the
yeast.
Senator Hill is total abstainer. Repub
lican editors would do well to paste this in
their hats. and, IN the future, totally abstain
from monkeying with the Dave, Hill buzz saw.
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The attention of dynamite cranks is called
to- the fact that George N. Sims, of London,
who is out on the Pacific coast for the pur-
pose of investing five millions of British cap
iital, does not carry the money around in his
pocket every day.
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William Hanks, of Los Or os N NJ. he's
three well defined tongues, and up to date he
has received no leap year proposals..
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There is man in Louisville who appears
to be dead, but who is living, which reminds
us that there few men in this city who APP
pear TO be living but are actually dead
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Bandit Cara has nine one-eyed men in his
Command. There has existed lurking sus-
piciOn that GarZas demonstration was
Kind of one-eye.d dear revolution.
49,
Congressman Springer wants hair ON the
free list. Is Mr.. Springer making gallery
play for the Sioux vote E?
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Nothing III the line of drug store nostrums
can eradicate that tired feeling from an
1891 diary.
Our esteemed and brilliant contemporary,
the Chicago Evening Post. calls on John L.
Sullivan to administer sound thrashing to
one Charles Mitchell. of England. Mr. Sulli-
van, however. is a slugger. not a sprinter;
and the legs of Mitchell are long. nimble and
discreet.
The custom of interposing another party
between oneself and impending danger is
getting to be uneommonly popular in this
country. a New York man named Laidlaw
is now suing Russell Sage for having inter
posed the former, as a buffer, against the
bomb of Dynamiter Noreross; and Judge
Botkn, of Kansas, seems to have sagaciously
sent forward sheriff on a road where he.
Judge Botkin rightly suspected an ambus-
cade. Still, this is not q custom that should
be cherished as a brilliant illustration of
rapid strides in civilization and culture
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Surprise is expresse by the Cincinnati En-
quirer at the GOODNESS displayed by Senator
Sherman during the late political disturbance
i'll Ohio. Why should not man remain cool
whose normal temperature is never above
eold-storage standards?
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Worlds fair news: Moses P. Handy has
just had himself elected president of the
Papyrus club. Pass the terrapin,
IS
BY this time Senator Hill has. probably,
been introduced to Senator PETERS Whiskers
"a
The Chicago Mail admits that Twill Garlic
ton does not look like the conventional idea
of poet" This, however is but small
part of the horrible truth; he does not write
like one, either.
De Lyric-How sits the wind, Pats
Pat Indade, sor, she's sittin' on sthanding
jump, or Dim liar
The Chicago Tribune edtorially observes.
aneEt Shermans march through Foraker:
THE senator took his victory good-nat-
uredly." There is evidently some mistake
about this announcement Perhaps he was
terribly cut up over the melancholy affair,
but managed to conceal his feelings.
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dSKeu IOf Dreau ana they gave me a stone
acres OF them Congressman Jerry mp
son, chairman OF the committee on arid
lands.
In answer to the English physician who
announces that total abstinence is impossi-
bic, because every many who eats distils
alcohol from his food L have this to say:
Whenever / see a man achieving gigantic
jag from the effects of alcohol distilled from
his food will quit eating.-From 'sTeetofal
Talks and Twitters.' by John P. ST. john
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The Milwaukee Sentinel falls into the error
oteditoriaily assuming that Iowa canvass
ersAdeelared Gov. Boyd ineligible to seat as
governor OF Nebraska. 1t was none of Iowa-s
funeral and she was not in it, any more than
isoMilwaukee in it for the Democratic ma
tional convention.
Look out for another downpour of Repub-
lican verbiage and high tariff effiorescence.
v.-elect Mckinley will be inaugurated next
Monday.
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Old Crow is at the head of the ghost dance
this year. If he bears any resemblance to
Kentucky Old Crow, the ghost will material
ize early in the cancan.
When Blaine was sick, Ben heard
The buzzing bee;
When Blaine got well. the devil
Buzz heard he
In the death of Tewfik Pasha the American
punster suffers an irredeemable loss.
For the encouragement Of Mr. Howells it
is noted that Gen. Grants book has netted
his widow Sil4S55.2 % in royalties, and Gen.
Grants book contains no pIot
Censusman Robert P. Porter asserts that
he average cost per name of the present
census will be II cents AT this rate Mr. Por-
ter has missed st. Paul only about S275O
worth.
The Chicago Herald excitedly heads an
article: ''Donnelly on Top Again. This,
coming to the eye of the Sage. would natu-
rally inspire him to inquire: AT what par
ticulsr period was ever under?''