The Dawson news. (Dawson, Ga.) 1889-current, 1892-08-17
A GIRLS SLEEVE BEATS THEM ALL

| The country seems to be slowly but
surely drifting into womanhood. If
things continue to go as they have been
going for the past two years, future
grammarians will have a license for
swearing that the world belongs to the
feminine gender. Everything is getting
to be female, government offices, steno-
graphic positions, attorneys, physicians,
BARRIERS, and woman, the glorious crea-
ton and embodiment of all that costs
money, has at last stepped boldly into
the dentists Office and offered to tlade
off 100000 worth of fun for fifty cents
spot cash.
If more women adopt the practice of
dentistry, there will be less howl
floating about Ithe "home of the brave
and the land of the free than there is
at present 1t is very strong willed
man indeed who refrains from letting off
a concentration of wall from The time
he strikes the bottom stair of tooth
pulling factory until the dentist stands
over his senseless remains, fourishing
his jaw and a fragment of the tooth in
the air, demanding a dollar and a half
! for his kindness for not pulling the
whole front of his head off. People
who live next door to a dentist, and are
! obliged to go down to a boiler factory
when they want to enjoy some sleep, can
testify to this.
Woman will put more bravery into the
frame of a man than any other negotia-
bic article in the country, excepting,
perhaps, poor whisky. Man in the
presence of man is weak, but beneath
the soulful and belladonnaful eyes of
woman he's stronger than niety-foot
derrick. We speak from experience.
From this argument, then, it VIII be
readily seen that where a man should
holw loud enough to hail a ship in the
Adriatic sea, when he was having
tooth pulled by man in Kalamazoo, put
a woman with force attachment on to
the same tooth and a. fellow would hire
a deaf-and-dumb man to do the talking
for him, while he lay and quietly gazed
up the sleeve Of the fair murderess who
was trying to pull his boots off over his
head.
The only objections to female dentists
are that they are liable to render the
male portion of the population of the
United Sta,es toothless, even ual,y, and
and that the laughing gas, ether and
chloroform will suffer.
When fellow goes to female dentist
who carries a fair amount of sweet lips,
pearly TOOTH azure eye, peachy cheek
and syiph-like form, it is barely safe for
friend to suggest to him that it would
be good idea to hide beneath an anes-
thetie; nine times out of ten he won't
know what the word means and will ac-
cuse you of calling names, or else he will
become suspicious that you have an idea
that he isn't brave and conldn't set
and have his lungs and several internal
equipments extracted by woman with
out raising some large disturbance. Let
the woman place her left arm around a
fellows head and peculiar sensation
is, Immediately bivouaced alone his
spine; she bends low down, her eyelashes
tickle the cheek OF her patient, the for
ceps steal into his yawning abyss, and
in the excitement of the moment he
don't know whether she has kissed him
or pulled his tooth. There isn't fell
low in Christendom who has got com
mon sense that will say thai there is
anything about laughing gas that will
knock the telling so teetotaly out of a
fellows makeup as girls sleeve around
his neck and her breath playing over his
face. Woman may usdrp man, but she
is doing much to supplant misery with
pleasure.