Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1892-12-01
A sprinkle OF spice.

A sprinkle OF spice.
THE hunters horn isn't automatic,
but 1t goes when you windit. -Elmira
Gazette.
IT doesn't take much of hunter
to bag his trousers. -Glens Falls Re-
publican. ,.
POSITIVE, good; comparative, bet
ter; superlative, better not.-Phila-
delphia Ledger.
FACILITATING is sort of grab
game so far as the csScSe7 T. CO.
cerned.-Picayune.
IT is strange paradox that fast
colors are colors that will not run
Boston Transcript.
THE liquor question staggers the
incorporate man more than any one
se.-Lowell Courier.
In his moments Of abstraction even
the pickpocket thinks time Is money.
Philadelphia Times
THE book agent is another thing
that never goes without saying
Binghamton Republican.
| A DRINKING-soNa to be popular
should be written with rest at the
bar.-Chicago Inter Ocean.
You cannot expect man to keep
an unmoyed face when he let's his
countenance fall.-Siftings.
WE can't blame actors for being
superstitious when we contemplate
the supers. -Elmira Gazette.
If the keeper of the jail is jailer
why isn't the keeper Of the prison a
prisoner?- Sheffield Telegraph.
Nor one man in dozen will tell
the truth If you ask him why ne
wears a plug hat.-Rams Horn.
FLYTIME may be over, but ia the
boarding-hou fruit-cake the fly Is
still currant. Gazette.
A NEW novel is called There Is
No Death" 1t is the story OF the
ballet girl.-Philadelphia Record.
TRUE enough, rightly looked into,
clothes don't make a man, but how
Y about habits9 = Philadelphia Times.
! ~THE man who just passed is an
n educated Indian" Then l suppose
r he lives on mental reservation. -
v Puck.
e COLD contracts. That's why your
pocketbook is so small when you nave
8 eoaled up for the winter.-Dansville
s Breeze.
!. If oil can still the fury OF the
J, waves, why does not eve'y ship'takt
IS plenty of it in her cruise?-Texa'
n Siftings.
l. AN Irish friend insists that thu
II chief pleasure in kissing a pretty CIR
d is when she won't let you. -BostoI
.e Transcript.
Is PERDIDA-Howd do you know that
is a gentleman? Penelope
al any girl could tell that by the creas
g in his trousers.
r. THERE'S this to be said OF fall fash
is ions, that a man never goes dow
Y, with the same grace that woma
X does. -Philadelphia Times.
st BoNDs-Are you quick at footin
re figures. Coupons? Coupons-Yes,
or they're dudes figures. / have an onl
1g daughter.-NewY York Herald.
n PARkER-I know girl who ma
Vi ried Chinaman. Mrs. Parker
aC Mercy! How could she? Parker
NC She was Chinese herself.-Puck.
=. ~IAM getting tired Of this inju
iG tice," said the trigger TO the barre
Gu @You are the one who gets loade
ne and then l get pulled on account
eu it. "-Indianapolis Journal.
=, aDo You ever suffer from stal
- fright" asked Adlet OF the famo
,or tragedian. "Oh, yes" he reptile
go y zone of the ugliest girls in the ball
is is in love with me. Judge.
g WAIrER-Er-it's customary he
ing for the guests to remember the wa
nix er, sir. Irate patron (who has be
YER poorly served)-Well, should thil
ult it would be.-Chicago News.
Ind The fact that public official
cir the servant OF the people does n
the seem to excite any wild desire to
not main one of "the people" and
at waited n.-Washington Star.
the II HAVE such an indulgent h
ude band" said little Mrs. Doll. "Y
eat so George says" responded Mr.. Spi
the full. Sometimes INDUCES little
less much, doesn't he?"-Tid-Bits
IT is rather hard on the men,
no unmarried WOulan ever BOIS up
prayer-meeting and talks about
ooH trials and burdens being harder III
seu she can bear.-Atchison Globe.
ICED Il TELL you," exclaimed Mr.. Bl
erv som. of st. Louis, debating wit
; or Chicago man, Il tell you that
man Louis is the banner town" yes,
! at mitted Mr.. Livewayte, of Chica
can II understand it Is flag station.
nee. Puck.
eral GENTLEMAN-Good evening,
nses little dear. Is your papa at hor
,se a Little Dear-I don't know; I'll
NUS Mamma is at home, and when s
fair around never can tell whether
, my is here or not, he's so quiet
change.
Of a VIsIToR-"Is that your little
that in the next room whistling: Il w
ID. to BE a Soldier Of the Crosse +
lison Mother (making fer the door)-"l
when he's trying to drown out the SCUM
most the kew turning in the pantry To-