The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-08-11
THE TOWN CRIER.

Inc w alKdpu MdIu ~ 81 thpi
ough-bred. Ifthis were not known
fact the repeated kicking against
the ADVERTISER man would have
given rise to a suspicion that the
mobile" animal was an ass.
Rep. Waipuilani says that in Old
DAYS it was generally admitted that
dogs, cats and women were NUS
ance or a luxury, and they were
consequently all taxed. The hon.
ora5le gentleman fails TO see any
reason why discrimination has
been made in favor of cats and the
ladies, and he wants either all or
none of the three animals taxed.
Noble Marsden was smacking
his lips when the member from
Kona described how delicious a
nice fat poodle dog is when prop
erlv cooked. The Noble from
Hamakua had better not talk about
Etough" roast beef, or his constltu-
ents might treat him as Noble
Thurston was treated by the
Spreckelsville gentlemen"
Two members of the Military
Committee have gone to Maui.
Noble Horner asked for leave OF
absence and was cheerfully ex-
cused. The chairman of the COM
mittee felt that he had earned a
rest after obtaining $4,000 for his
guard, and went without leave,
The gallant Major has gone to tell
his Waikapu constituents what
influence he has got in the House,
and also to bring down his big mill
bouncer, who is going to see the
ADVERTISER man "outside." 1t Is
understood that the ADVERTISER
reporter is contemplating another
volcano trip.
The Noble from Niu left the
shorthand reporter in the lurcf
yesterday, and went on board The
French man-of-war to drink cham
payne and sing the "Marsellaise.'
The Noble has been very sedat'
since his return from Kauai. [
is understood that the honorable
gentleman has discharged his ka
hunas, has refused to take tn
Attorney eneralship, and is goint
to join 'holy Ned " in awaiting tn
millennium, in fast and remorse
"Saint Paul will be a new nam
for the Noble, and it will be emf
nently becoming.
1t is commonly reported in tn
House that the country can get n
Acknowledgement as long as tn
Marshal is in Office. It seems tina
"His Eminence" has got the priv
lege of selecting his superior, an
he is very hard to please.
President Walker occupied til
chair Of the Minister of Foreig
| Affairs yesterday for quite Will
J If Noble Cummins had accepte
! the invitation to take the fourt
; and unoccupied chair, the All
Kuhina" would have been con
l plete. 1t would have been
Y bearded if not a brainy Cabine
8 1t is puzzle why the Presidel
: always selects a Hawaiian memb
O to be Chairman when the Hou
goes into committee. 1t is intir
ated that the object is to depri'
g chat part of the House" of vot
t but the President ought to
e above such suspicion.
e Yesterdays performance mig
! show the President that he Dug
= to select competent members
i the chair, except he is ambitio
e to run the House as minstl
e show. The star duet by the Nobl
II from Niu (who had returned fro
~ the French man-of-war, the char
. payne and the "Marseillaise" al
/ the Noble from Hamakua, with &
compartment of Rep. Kaunaman'
gavel and Rep. Smiths ruler, W
a success in its line, but a rep
duction is not desired very sc
ously.
Interpreter Tesla lost fo
!, pounds in weight when Mol
~ Horner in his speech mention
'e Egyptian hieroglyphics. Studer
ID of the Hawaiian language wou
TX like to known how the fat b
lg passed that sphinx.
~ KING KALIKo.