Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1892-03-03
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devil his due, don't you? Miss Mclean
Yes, presume Satan is entitled to a
| just equivalent.
| Porter.-"Dis am only quartah, sahl"
Mr.. Wyckod-"That's all right; when
tip man never do it by halves -
DetiSit Free Press.
II suppose the baby is a delicate
| pink-eh, Bronson Piano. He's robust
yeller," replied the proud and sleepy
father.-lIarper's Basar.
Bell Boy-"Gentlema in 400 wants
another cocktail" Barkeeper-"Why,
he just had one" Bell Boy-"Yes. He
says this is for the snake."--Lqo.
Wcntman--"Why do you call your
horse Independence Day9" Weeks
because in every race | enter him he
always comes in a glorious fourth. -
Rider and Drivor.
Quite Irish, you know MIR. Que See
v.Sneaky sort Of man? What do you
mean, sir 7" Witness-"Well, sorr, he's
the sort of man thatll never look We
straight in the face until yer backs
turned. "-Judy.
jenkins, writing TO thank his aunt for
a large goose sent last Christmas, says,
"You could not have sent me more
acceptable present, or one that would
have reminded me Of you more pleas
antly.-Tid- Bits.
M,Breathcs there man with soul so dead
ni'ii II NOT FORGET as s M,a1 MIN .hina saiu
That yon'ye reouested mo To- bring
When leone home tonight" And then
Comes empty handed home again.
| Mrs. HiclSs-"The papers have story
about an insane man who believes him.
self dead What next?" Mr. Hicks
"Some people who are sane don't know
when they are dead; look at Foraker"
-LJos Calendar.
"There was a man in front of nv
house Yesterday with an internal ma.
chine" said Barker. elbow terrible .
said Miss Mellow. "What did il look
likef" Like any other hand organ" .
Fittsburg Despatch.
Force of Habit. Editors wife-Tbeo.
dosius has been a yery bad how today.
he ran away, and policeman brought
him home ali covered with mud. Editor
Observation-Disclosures him stick; or A.
er-stick and half.-Neso York Herald.
"No," exclaimed the lady from the
west. "Td have YOU to know that |
was not born in Chicago. "No?n was
the reply of her dear friend. al ought
to haye known better. Chicago a 4
new place, comparatively speakine."-
Boston TRANSCRIPT.
Landlady--to new serving maid--
Now, at dinner you will always asl.
every one whether he or she will take
soup. Another day--new serving maid
to late comer-Will you take soup Z
| z =
Well' there isn't any.
Katie he said timidly, IL have
allowed myself to hope that you regard
me as something more than friend.n
GEORGE" she answered softly, with
half-ayerted face, 'you-you are away
OIL" And George understood. He came
nearer'-oh'cago 1rsoune.
GOOD morning Judge; this is fine
day, amt itE remarked u jagged pris-
oner at the central station hearing yes
terday; Yes, Il ten-dollar fine day
replied the judge, but the Jagged one
paid up without even the trace of the
sli M me'"" ..sg. heco,a'
his. DiHISiilcks Will get cold
snaSS 'g,nisns IN pace OIL not din
n nei. or, IA hhytnihg wrong over
,neie. lle .oiu Mrs' HICKS this was
bargain gay AZ the post-oilice, when
sney soi1 10 stamps ior cent and
quar'er' -Heto f0fH Herald.
vo, I H. T,ai', ot Ne. iDeiign,eo 10 NEE,
~ Va ',ies paIoucIe. MISS
r;oaa ~ Aase no. heala Oh my mar
aaaS, ,us Sn ~ my noheymoon; In,
lac, H., "neto Is your husband On,
come - IanSn'' oIii ne p was 700 pusy 10
'on''' &''No'" 1t"'o"s'
A Poor Beginning.-Young Noble!
Slo ms iuture mamma-in-law)-"Photo
sa@ph VI you mere. Really you mus
nave peen goou-iooKing when you were
youhg-l-l-mean you must havt
peeh--ahem-qulte young when yot
were soou-looklng'-Drdke's Magazine
A Gifted Subordinate. -Enraged Con
trlbutor-"fou proofreader made non
sense out of that article of mine thi.
morning, sir-outrageous nonsense, sir 7
anu,binc TX 9eois' co ~, MAKE
ss 49, y, ), ~ az az II raise Una
go" > Wages --o"'o"oo if'o@"e.
A little girl sat listening to her fathel
as he read aloud from newspaper til,
long string of deaths, including those O.
tho Duke of Clarence and Cardinals Man
ming and Simeoni, and when he wa.
, through she quietly observed "Papa, /
must have been great day in heaven.
Chicago Journal.
Stodd;roo- srnros;nr ao,;5o ., =
, Won have tbo ,odnar -, "JD'Vv 70 le
/ that shall get it back at the time yo,
| mention Rluff,,mI ,,ron,;so /, So,