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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-22
BRIGHT BITS.

BANGs-what kind Of a war record has Maj.
Cascabel?
Shotts-None; he's bachelor.-Detroft Free
Press.
SK1PP-why do you say that old Misery re-
minds you of a bloodhound?
Eipp-Because he holds so well TO cent.
Chicago Inter Ocean.
GAzzAM-Have you piece of writing paper?
Maddox-Will note paper do?
Just the thing, for wish to write a 30-day
note on it for the 800 want you to lend me.
Detroit Free Press.
DWELL. II that amt mean" exclaimed the
prisoner Every burned one o. the stories in
this here paper they've gimme to read is con-
tinued An me to be hanged next WeekW-NeD
Orleans Times Democrat.
ST. PETER-Where are you from?
Applicant Chicago; can come in?
st. Peter-Yes, yes; then perhaps Columbus
will quit giving me au earache about the worlds
fair NetO York Herald.
II USUALLY Judge men" said the philoso-
pher. by what his near neighbors say OF him.
If the most Of them roundly abuse him, you
can depend on his having considerable individ-
uality. '-mdiGndpotts Journal,
MAGIsrRArE-You are charged, sir, with hit
ting the prosecuting witness McFadden, with
brick. Guilty or not guilty:
MIR. Gro yan-Plea5e y'r amer, 'tvor very
soft brick. MIR. McFadden is friend Of mine.
Indianapolis Journal
He HAD brought her chair, then fan then
an ice, and as he went after her shawl her friend
remark:
You seem to think a good deal of Mr.. Sim
minsy"
Eyes" was tho reply, IT like him for his
fetching ways. - Washington Star.
FAIR PATRoN-Those morning glories you sold
me are no use.
Seedsman-What's the matter, ma 'amY
"They never opeu."
Those seeds, mum. was imported direct
from China, mum, and it beiu' day over there
when it's night here, suppose, mum, they do
their blo)m after you get to sleep."-NetU
York " eeky
He never goes there any more,
Their hearts beats now as two;
Though formerly he went each night
This maiden fair to WOO.
The reason is, that one sad night
Her lips being in pout,
He gave her swift and sudden kiss
And her store teeth all fell out!
'--BrookftTn EdOIs
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-22
His Name Was All Right.

A young man feet tall and Weighing 200
pounds not long ago applied to Detroit mer-
chant for q position in his store says the De-
troit Free Press,
What's your nameY inquired the merchant
little hickey Robinson" replied the young
man promptly.
WHAT" exclaimed the merchant Ia aston
ishment as be surveyed his proportions.
Little Dickey Robinson" was the reply
this time several tones louder.
1t made the merchant hall angry.
What in thunder does a great big fellow
like you mean by giving such name as that?"
he asked Indignantly. "davn't you cut loose
from your mother apron strings yet?'
The young fellows temper was admirable,
and he was after job besides
II give such name as That. sir," he said,
because that is my name, and IL you've got
man in this house that thinks he can lick me or
dares to make fun of, trot him out.
Toe merchant began to smooth him down and
asked for an explanation"
Its this way" he said quite good-naturedly
MY mothers maiden name Little, my
fathers name was Robinson, and his mother s
maiden name was Dickey. They want I'd me to
have the family name. and so I'm Little Dtckey
Robinson"
The explanation was eminently saticfac-
tory; so was the young man, aud he's going to
work.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-22
INDEI 70 NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

2 SPECIAL EoT1cEs-White aud Fancy Vests,
Falk Clothing Company; Turtle Soup and Faust
Beer at Schwarz's; Austin R. Myres, Broker.
SUMNER COATS AND VEsTs-Appel & SchauL
NEGL1GEE SHIRTs-B II. Levy & Bro.
EDUCATIONAL 49, LAGRANGE Female College,
LaGrange Ga,
SPECIAL EXCURSION RATEs-From Savannah,
July 26, via Central Railroad of Georgia.
STEAMSHIP ScHEDULE-OceAn Steamship Com
pany.
CEMETERY RAILISss, ETc.-J. deBruyn Hops
& Co.
AUCTION sALE-Groceries, Etc, by ]. Fl. OPP
penheim & Son.
SUMNER SUITs-Falk Clothing Company.
CHKAP COLUMN ADVERTISEMENTS Help
Wanted Employment Wanted; For Rent; For
Sale: Lost; Personal: Miscellaneous.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-22
A Legislator Brlbed With Cheese.

The legislative electoral vote Is a mighty
power In the hands Of the masses, remarks the
G0lt0ndni Messenger, but does the right TO
vote also empower the individual elector to ex-
ercse tyranncal sway over the representa-
tives Of hia bsroughi Il would appear so, for
M. Cousset, deputy for the Grouse, has an
nounced his Intenti Of inter cellating the gov
eminent as 10 the solicitations which members
Of parliament receive from their electors and
tr0nsmit to tho ministers, and which NJ Oous-
set regards al an intoferaoIe nuisance and abuse.
And not unnaturAliy so.
Ever since be has besu deputy. the honor
Abla member for the Grouse, Il appears, has
bsen pestered, IL not out OF his life ~ least out
OF his patispcs, oy importunate constituents
who will not be denied, and who often accom-
pany their demands for his influence ia procur-
ing their appointment TO ONCE Of some sort by
mild bribss In the shape Of such delieaciee as
oaaknts OF fab, game, etc. One gentleman, q
naftsWetA, anxious for advancement, sent him
ehcoae-which tho deputy gTacefully. but
firmly. refused 20 accept. But now another
eleotor has heAped indfgnity upon importantly
By requesting NJ Cousset TO buy him pair of
spectacles in Paris
"Some country voters take a strangely ex-
sggersted view OF their power and importance
as electors and of the influence supposed to be
possessed by the member of their borough.
During the memorable three acres and COW
campaign many benghted yokels in an Oxford
shire will 4ge-who, after being treated to
course of more or less high-souled oratory by a
hachiavellian 'stumper' had each selected his
prospective three acres-Were heard by the
chaps in Lunnon sit up II their man was re-
turned. That a few unsophisticated country
men should believe that the representative OF
their division will regulate his attitude in the
is hardly surprising after the obsequious soft
soaping lavlshed upon Them during an electoral
campaign. But that man & constituent should
also expect him to do his shopping is distinctly
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-22

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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-22
Humors ofthe Canvass.

Ring out the one who knew it all
For months before the fight began;
Ring 10 the just as knowing man
Who sees where victory's bound to fall
Ring out the dark horse, foundered, lame,
His neigh Of pride dulled to sigh;
Ring in the chosen sCeeds with eye
Afiash ana snort that breathes of flame.
Ring out the cooler reign of prose
With lines not far from facts plain scope;
Ring in the CAM aign poets trope,
His figures, dreams and feryil blows.
Ring out the quiet talk of things
Where mind and head still played role;
Ring in the iurid, blazing soul
Of speech that scars on fancy's wings
Ring out the old, ring in the new,
The smelling torch, the brazen hand,
The car debate, the corner stand,
The march by eight and four aud two.
Ring in the prophets once again,
The better's cash, the blowers blow
In short, let everything just 20,
And make a live, red hot campaign.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-22
Wearing on the Man.

The man of the house took to the sofa in the
sitting room with newspaper directly after
breakfast, while his wife went on with the
house cleaning, says the st. Louis Post-D!S-
pdtch She was dismsntlinE the front room.
and while he perused the sporting column she
carried past him, in turn, seven chairs, three
ures, a piano stool a bookcase and the rest of
the furniture. Then she logged in a pair Of
steps and q big pail of water and began to
clean. Maria, do you want my assistancer ~
said the man just then, rising and folding his
newspaper. Not just yet, dear, said Maria
"Well, then, think I'll leave you" said he, aud
he started for the Office. On the way down he
told three men that II there was anything that
wore him to the skin and bone it was that
COMPOUNDED house cleaning. Said he: We are
in the midst of it now, and tell you I'm about
used up"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-22
A Tempest on Strike.

An original feature was introduced into the
performance of Snakespeare's Tempest" in a
French provincial town recently. The actual
tempest was produced by fifteen men hidden
under the green cloth which served as the sur
face of the sea and producing the swelling OF
old ocean by bobbIng up and down. On account
of q falling off in the box office receipts the
manager lowered the mems wages, whereat
they decided 10 strike. Next evening, as the
Pull MaH Budget relates the story. when the
wind howled over the stage aud hailstunes
made Of beans fell on the boards the green sea
remained sullenly silent 'Swell aud roar at
once"'. the director cried in despair. IF you
promise TO give us eighty, Confines instead OF
fifty welwill. " "No,sixty ;'not a sou more" The
audience shouted with laughter; the sea re-
mained calm. Seventy centimesY' I'VE said
eighty" And eighty it had TO be-. Then there
began a roaring aud swelling of the ocean
which for vigor had never been equaled. The
result was that suddenly the green cloth burst
and the heads ofthe fifteen appeared on the
stage, to the uprosrIous delight of the house.
Ths theetar paid" after this.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-22

When the Present nominated George Shi-
ras, Jr., Of Pennsylvania, TO fill the vacancy
on the supreme court bench, everybody
wanted to know Who the deuce is Shiras,
and why was no nominatedr The first
part of the question was answered in the
NEWS dispatches at the time the nomination
was made, and in yesterdays dispatches the
"why" became apparent Shiras is a con-
cession to the iron and steel manufacturers,
and through his appointment the President
hopes to reach Messrs. Prick and Carnegie
and induce them TO settle their labor
troubles speedily, before the last particle Of
hope for republican success in Pennsylva-
mia this fall has been destroyed. The Presi-
dent places the patronage sklllfully, but Of
late he has been making his purpose in each
appointment 80 clear that he is hurting his
reputation as practical politician"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-22

Hon. A. E. Stevenson, the democratic
nominee for Vice President, has written
letter TO Col. Thomas W. Strange OF Will
mington, n. c., in which be states that he
expects to make at least five speeches 10 that
state during the campaign. He names
Wilmington, Charlotte and Fayetteville as
three Of the places at which he desires to
speak. Would it not be good idea for the
democratic executive committee of this
state TO invite Gen. Stevenson to extend his
trip to Georgia. There are thousands of
democrats and others in this state who
would be pleased to welcome him and hear
through him from the democracy Of the
great north west.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-22

A big man grasps a large. keen knife in
his rigat hand, which is behind his back
With his left hand he holds small man In
such position that the large. keen knife may
be sunk TO the hilt In his vitals at pleasure
Hold on, says the little man as he squirms
and turns pale, 81 am not going to hurt
you; am for peace; no fight will be made
against aay party kicker; you may go in
safety" smile plays around the mouth
OF the man with the knife for an instant,
but the mouth is never opened. The big
man is Tom Platt; the little man is-but it
Is OF no use to call his name; everybody
knows him by his hat.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-22

Secretary EllSins, in an authorized inter-
view on the political outlook, says he docs
not see how the trouble at Homestead can
have any other effect, so far as the tariff is
concerned, than to help the Republican
party" On the flying island of Laputa,
Mr.. Lemuel CULVER came across a man
busily engaged on formula for extracting
sunbeams from cucumbers for the benefit
of mankind. He was not successful. Nor
will Mr.. Blkins succeed in extracting one
sunbeam from the Homestead cucumber for
the benefit Of the Republican party.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-22

Col. A. g. Daniels, "the principal or
RAnizer of the third party in this state
according to the Atlanta correspondent Of
the New York Times. says the Peoples
party will carry Gsorgia by 80, 900 ma
jority." Col. Daniels ought to get a jsb as
circulation sharp on some of chs blow-hard
newspapers Of the period. He has talent
for such work.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-22
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-22
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-22
AFRAID Of the South.
Frop, the Cinoinnatf T,1nes-star CRep.

From the Cincinnati TS1nes-Stdr (Repl.
II the Carnegie company should finally con
clude to 20 down to Alabama where they can
get the raw material for about SIS a ton cheaper
than 1t now costs them, about $4,000 Pennsyl-
vanla men would be out of employment. Ii is
said that the wages of these men will average a
little more than IS q day or an aggregate of
$50. 10000 Der arnum. This SUN would at once
be drawn out Of circulation in the Keystone
stale; Pennsylvania is not likely to permit the
withdrawal II 10 prevent its necessity troops are
encamped at Homestead al summer.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-22

The correspondence that passed between
Alice Mitchell, the Memphis homicide, and
her victim, Freds Ward, was read In the
court room day before yesterday while
Miss Mitchell was on trial as TO her sanity.
II the letters prove insanity in the case of
the Mitchell girl, they also clearly prove
that Miss Ward was as crazy as she. The
letters Of each were full OF the same kind
Of fw nddln
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-22

1t was predicted not long ago that the
peach and melon crops would fall short Of
expectations. II they have, there is no
evidence of it in this city, and certainly the
failure is not in quality. The market is
full of as fine peaches and melons as could
.xossiblv be desired
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-22

Miss Connie Gilohrist, artists model,
skipping rope dancer and burlesque actress,
has become by marriage the Countess Of
Orkney in the British peerage. She was In
she London Gaiety Company when she met
ha
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-22

The delegates TO the state convention Of
che Peoples party in Atlanta day before
yesterday had gathered at the capitol by.
O'Clock, the reports say. They were an
early lot. "The early bird catches the
worm :" it is said. But was tho convention
the bird or the worml
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-22

The Peoples party campaign song, Get
There, as sung in Atlanta on Wednesday.
suits splendidly to go along with the Omaha
platform. Its feet are out of shape and It's
rhyme is even worse than its reason.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-22
The People,s Party Ticket.

The Peoples party OF this state did not
waste much time In Atlanta In nominating
state ticket. There is very little to be
said for or against the ticket The nominee
for governor has the reputation of being q
successful farmer, but it is doubtful IL he
would have ever achieved any prominence
in politics IL the Peoples party had not
coma into existence. As that party is not
likely TO survive long after this campaign,
It is probable that little will be heard Of
Col. Peek after next October. The other
nominees are gentlemen who stand well In
their respective communities, but no one Of
them has done anything, nor ia any one OF
them likely 20 do anything, 70 give him q
reputation for stAtssmanship.
Very little attention was given 70 the
platform. The platform that was adopted
simply indorses the national platform OF the
party aud adds couple OF planks, one con
demning the convict lease system and the
other asserting that there is discrimination
against the producers ia the assessment OF
taxes.
The convention was very orderly one
and was much larger than the political
prophets in Atlanta thought 1t would be.
1t is pretty safe to say that the Peoples
party In this state Is stronger now then
it will be Ia October or November. AS the
campaign progresses tho people will see how
impraoticable the Peoples party platform
is. and they will have brought home to
them the fact that by weakening the Demo
cratic party the chances for the success Of
the Republican party. and consequently for
the enactment OF force bill, will be
greatly increased. A little sober thought
will induce many of the democrats who
are now acting with the Peoples party to
go back to the Democratic p arty.
The applause which greeted the appoint
ment of Mock, a oolored delegate, on the
committee to notify Col. Peek Of his nomi-
nation indicates quite clearly purpose to
make an effort to get the black vote. That
vote cannot be had except on condition that
the blacks are recognized in the distribution
of the offices. 1t is doubtful IL many of the
thoughtful men Of the state are ready to
assist in opening the way for the blacks to
get into county and state offices, especially
since, in some counties. they have sufficient
voting strength to control public affairs.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-22

The notification demonstration in Madi-
son Square garden night before last was
enough to give the New York campaign of
the democracy such impetus that every
thing will be swept before it. Think of it,
$4,000 people-more than half OF the total
population OF the city of SavAnnah-gath-
cred under one roof to cheer the great leader
of the democracy!
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-22

Col Peek really ought to have said
something new before the third party con-
vention on Wednesday, The people have
heard that old speech Of his until they are
beginning TO regard IL as a little shopworn.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-22
Don,t Temnt the Presldent.

Froa the Nele York Recorder CRepD.
If the Sultan OF Morocco is in the habit of
offering large ami glittering brides to foreign
pressed in the interests of the President. There
is nothing SO attractive to broken down office
seeker as a berth with brides thrown in.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-22

"Peek-a-boon is not the third party cam
paign song, bus something like: Hush,
hush, hush There comes the boyle man |"
And that song illustrates the platform.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-22

If any Of the republican leaders we're In
doubt as to democratic unity and enthusiasm
In New York that Madison Square garden
meeting should remove the doubt
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-22
A "Clean" Administretion.

From the Florida Times Union (Dent.),
Harrison's safe, clean, business-like admin.
istration' is exemplihed by Raum's manage
nlent Of the pension bureau. But there is one
thing that has been kept clean during the pres
ent administration-tbe treasury.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-22

sect There, Get There" is the chief
point in the refrain to the campaign song
they sang in Atlanta on Wednesday. 1t is
also the chief point Of consideration with
the candidates nominated.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-22
Where Reid is Strongest.

From tie Chicago Ne,cs-Rscord ,Ind.).
Il looks now as ii tbs Hon wbitelaw Reid's
strength as candidate would not be developed
until the contribution plate is passed around q.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-22

Gen. James G.. Field, the third party can
didare for Vice President, spoke on the
court house green at Culpepper, Va. on
Monday. His audience was small and IN
sympathetic, according to the Richmond
Dispatch. During the course of his speech
the general demanded to know of the
"down-trodden laborer" whether he would
be "willtng always to live a pauperg" No
answer came from the audience, but from
the crowded cages Of the jail. In the gen
erals rear, the prisoners answered In thun-
der tones, mo, neverw
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-22
no ohiention to soldiera.

FTont the Memphis Appeal Avdldnche CDer. J.
The south is willing to forgive any man who
merely fought against her in the late war; like
Grant or Hancock; but she is-not willing to vote
for the man who blackguarded her as Weaver
4
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-22
The Women Can Be Trusted.
From the Nc,o York Herald Ind.

IVTF 7
When it comes TO choosing between two shades
that are nearly alike a woman can be trusted to
make wise selection. Kate Field supports
Cleveland
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-22

Secretary Elkins has informed the repub-
licans of West Virginia that be does not de-
sire to be nominated for governor; which is
another way OF saying that the President
viii not permit him to run.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-22
CURRENT COMMENT
Ren,s Bell Rov.

From the Chtc1Qo Netcs- Record (End.l.
Benjamin Harrison has only to touch the but
ton. Tom Carter will do the rest
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-22
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