The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1892-11-16
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.

All 2OTLS VI fafaHThpnks
Ths:truth never dodges,..no matter
who shoots.
- Faith is the engine that love puts
in motion.
Love is never satisfied until it geta|
both arms full.
- If there. were no troubles to talk
about some people would always bea
silent.
One of the most foolish men is the
one who worries about things he can'e
help.
A Portland, Me-, woman, who has
mania for Cancelled postage stamps, haA3
over million of them.
Every season brings new crop ei
cough remedies, but they cannot competf
with that grand, old DR.. Bulls. Cough
Syrup.
The girl who marries for money
usually has look on her face after mar
riage that indicates that she is havina|
trouble in collecting her salary.
- The most tired people In the world5
are those who do not half work. Therd
is plenty of scripture to show that ond
way to get more rest is to do more works
Il suffered for two weeks with neu-
ralgia, and Salvation Oil gave me int
mediate relief. Mrs. VIM. @. Bald,
Mosher St., Balto., Md.
The wealth of the Russian Stat9
Church is almost incalcuable. It could
pay the national debt, some 100000, +
900 and more, and still be enormously
wealthy.
- Wife: am timing Of taking swim4l
ming lessons. What part do you thinH
will be the hardest for me to learn, dear
Husband: Well, I should think keeping
your mouth shut.
- Gay Bachelor: Do you think there
is anything in the theory that married
men live longer than unmarried ones G
Henpecked friend (wearily): Oh, I dom
longer. f
There 10 chestnut tree in Mans :
field, Conn.,, whose circumference at thd
roots is 81 feet and the diameter of the
spread of its branches in one direction ID
a hundred feet. It's height is 80 feet.
The new Mormon temple at Salf
Lake City will be opened April 6, 1881
It has been in course of erection for 49
years, has cost $2,500,OOO, and will bel
without doubt, the biggest architectural
nightmare in the country.
- France possesses capital in which
il is said more murderers take place inI
six months than occur in London, BerlinI
and Vienna togetherin twice that length|Z
of time, but altogether more murders take
place in the United States than in auyl
other country.
OF interest to ladies.-The scalp6|
may be kept white and clean, and the1
hair soft, plant, and glossy, by the usd
OF Ayers Hair Vigor. This preparationf
never fails to restore 10 faded and grayI
hair its original color. Sold by druggistd
and perfumera.
1t is no essy thing to dress harsh,
coarsee hair &C as 10 make it lcok graceful
or becoming. By the use of Ayers Hatr
Vigor, this difficulty is removed, and the
hair made to assume any style or arrange1
msnt that may be desired. Give the
Vigor trial.
- In the sub treasury In New YorH
city there is on deposit to-day more than
50 900 900 representing outstanding mon
ey orders, and Of this amount more than|
represent money orders which
are over due, and which may never be-
presented for payment.
- Dallas-I hear that you proposed toES,
Miss Te,ty last night and got refusal II
ar to that, she didn'4f
bluntIy refuse me; she wouldn't wound!
my feeliEgs by doing that, yet the infer
ence of her remarks Waa plain enough =
She said if I Was the Lat man on earth
she might consider it.
"A church journal Mys that thef|
lnfdsl aneeriagly remarks: .thirdsS|
of the church members OF this country
are women" And the same Journal
casually mentions the fact that aout ,of
forty-6ve thousand conyicts in the State
prisons more than fsrty-thrse thousand
are men," Now where should the sneeI
be placed9
- Close observers have noticed that
flies will gather upon half-drunken
sleepy sot, waile dozen sober men In tho
same room are not moleated by them
The flies will buzz around their subject
with great delight, frequently alightin&
upon his perspiring face. OF they go
and return again and agaiu, quaflng the
alcoholic nectar Issuing from his pores
After awhile their flight becomes uncer-
tain and eccentric, and sometimes they
come in collision. Recently drunks1
man raised his hand and brushed thsn
from his face. Some fell to the floor and
lay there paralyzed. After awhile they
get on their feet and YEARLY few of hal
dazsd. Perhaps they have head on
Many animals yield to the seduction Oh
rum drinking, especially elephants, hor-
ses, COWS and swine. Poultry, especially e
turkeys, tumble over in lesden sleep
lying around as if dead, and utterly
ignoring their accustomed roots. Old
awakening they stagger for few mo
ments and soou recover, but 1t is hour4
before they renew their cheerful cacklink
Colonel Gaylor, of st. Louis, recent
ly said to reporter: II fought battle
once with wooden cannons aud Won ID
1t was during the Mexican war ua
sent out from Santa Fe with scoutipd