Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-03-30
JAMES PREFERRED TO STAND.
Story of a Bright schoolmaster and tn,
Budding Genius of Art.

The schoolmaster was 4 very athletic
person, fact of which the boys had failed
perhaps to take note. He had large hands
and much endurance; indeed he needed
both. Hands were unusually necessary in
his department, as those who have tried TO
manage boys between the ages of ten and
twelve can very well understand, and as
for endurance, he needed the endurance Of
the father of one boy of ten or twelve mar
nifed to the one hundredth degree, because
about that number of youths had fallen
to his lot for direction in knowledgable
paths.
On the morning following St. Valen-
tines Day he seemed unwontedly cheerful
SO cheerful, in fact, that certain bad
boys in the third row feared that there
was something the matter with the United
States mail. How n man, particularly a
| schoolmaster, could smile after receiving
certain libelous picture, composite figure,
the body cut from one of the colored car
ICONS in a comic paper, the head that Of a
prize goose clipped from an agricultural
| journal, beneath which was printed in in.
verted N's and weary lettering Of unmis-
| takably boyish make a rhymed insinua-
! ton that the educated goose knew every
thing except what was so, none Of them
| could comprehend.
Surely that work Of art, they thought.
must have gone astray! But the notion
was soon dissipated, for after the usual
preliminary exercises in the opening Of the
school had been gone through with, the
master rose from his seat and made the
following remarks;
my dear boys" said he, "inasmuch as
yesterday was St. Valentines Day, have
determined TO give to you all half holi-
day"
"HurrahP shrieked one of the third row
boys.
Restrain yourselves, boys" said the
master gently. wait until have finished
We will have no lessons during the morn.
ing hours"
"Hoorayp' cried one of the fourth row
boys.
That will do, Willie" said the master,
raising his hand, which Willie no sooner
was than he had a relapse of quietude and
covered in his chair.
Il should not have remembered that
Valentines Day had come and gone" con.
tinued the master, had / not found upon
my desk this morning a very clever piece
of artistic and poetic work. | have read
the lines upon The Educated Goose and
l am inclined to think that they are, with
out any exception, the cleverest lines of the
sort have ever seen, and am glad TO say
that my assistant is of the same opinion.
Indeed, he has asked me to let him have
the production as it stands-picture, lines
and ALTO show to a friend of his who il
on the editorial staff Of one of the maya.
zines, because he thinks the magazine
might like to publish it, but l am disIn-
clined to let him do this.
mot that l am not proud Of some one Of
my pupils who prefers not TO put his name to
his wonderful production, but that if the
sketch were published in the magazine, !
should doubtless receive some ten or fifteen
dollars in payment for it, which Of course
l could not consent to accept. ! could not
under any circumstances, part with a vol
untary testimonial of affection from one of
my pupils and my only regret is that one
so gifted as the designer of this valentine
has chosen to keep his name secret. p
Tell i'm, Jimmie" came a smothered
voice from the fourth row.
Silence, boysW said the master EN-
couraged by this valentine, / expect to
start you all off in art work in a very short
time, and | am convinced from the compo-
sition Of this figure Of The Educated Goose
that we have among us a youth of extraor-
binary taI'-
Pm him" came from Jimmie Perkins,
of the third row, his bosom heaving with
pride. IF you can get fifteen dollars for
it, Mr.. Smicker Pm willin."
abr said Mr.. Smoker, a smile light
ing up his features. ut was you, was it,
Jimmiei"
eyes, sir" said Jimmie with enthusi-
assn. 81 done it all by myself No help
from anybody. If it's worth fifteen dol.
lLrs'-
"We'll talk that over together, James"
interrupted Mr.. Smoker, IF you will
come into my private room. A matter OF
so great Importance should not be talked
over so publicly The school is now dis
missed until l o'clock"
Mr.. Smoker disappeared into his private
room, and Jimmie stalked proudly after
him, hardly deigning TO notice any one,
while the rest of the boys departed for the
skating pond with envy in their breasts
Jimmie alters was a lucky feller," said
one.
"Reg'ler cat for landin on mis- feet" said
another.
And so the time went on.
At I o'clock school opened again, and as
the boys troopcd in they were surprised TO
sec that Jimmie, standing by Mr. Smicker'~
desk, looked deeply panied and thoroughly
disguised.
james" said Mr. Smoker, as the boys
quoted down and school began again.
you may take your choice-you may re-
turn to your seat or stand in the corner"
And strange to relate James preferred
to stand in the corner, and since that time
he has lost all his interest in art
Mr.. Smoker still has the valentine.
which has not yet been published. -Har
per's Bazaar
A Peculiar Fact bout Would BE Suicides.
Odd you ever notice that as rule tire
persons who seek death and are rescued
from the grave never court the society of
the dark angel again2"
The propounder Of the question was O
hospital physician, and he proceeded TO oy
plain without waiting for an answer:
what 1 mean is that Of all the person,
who attempt suicide and are foiled bot