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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-08-20
PROGRESS OF THE CHOLERA IN RUSSIA

81. Petersburg. Aug 19.-Accorling to the Official
returns. there were reported yesterday throughout
Russia 1877 now cases OF choerl and 3,4So deaths
from the disease. Compared with the report Of yes
tcrday. giving the new cases and deaths for Wedncs-
cay today repOr; shows decrease OF 55I new
cases. and IN increase Of 275 deaths. Tic disease con
times rcc with increasing virulence In the Caucasus
territory. At Kuban alone the records show that on
August - there were Ell new reported. The
percentage OF deaths IN Kuban is enormous reaching
80 per cent. on August 10 the deaths reported
numbered c41.
The Official reports say that the condition OF affairs
at Mini NOvgorod is improving. The Governor has
abolished several Of the stations in which people were
held for observation and the sanitary inspection o!
steamboats, and railway trains has been suspended The
number OF visitors the fair Is daily Increasing Ii
lasts for eight weeks, rule; but II Is thought now.
owing to the better conditions prevailing that the lime
may be extended this yca:.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-08-20
AMERICAN PORk IN GERMANY.

Chicago, Aug. 19.-ln reference to the report hom
pcrln that trchinae had been found in American hams
and h,con Secretary Rush. who is In this city, says
We have not been officially notified that any hams
or bacon bearing our Government certificate OF IN
.pccion contained any trlclnac. There have been
ca.s which did not bear the Government stamp, but
were certified By some Of the German consGls III The
United states, which have passed INTO GERMANY
crhov arc doubtless those alluded to in the dispatch.
w. INV. hccn unable TO meet the demand in Germany
for onr inspected meats. They scu for 30 cents
100 pcnnds higher than the nninspcced article Ger
MANY has never refused our Inspection. We nave no
objection to their Inspection
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-08-20
A DEMAND on TURKEY FOR REPAHATIOM
Az AMERICAN MSSIoNARY's HOUSE BURNED
GUNDOATs ORDERED TO THE VICINITY. q

GUNDOArS ORDERED TO THE VICINITY. u
Washinglo on. Aug. 10.-The Secretary OF state to
day received a cabl" dispatch nom the United states
Charge dAfa!rcs al Con~ttnnJple. Informing HIN that
t,c house Of DR.. Bartlett American missionary, at
uouidour, Province Ol kOn.a, A.la Minor has been
Lurned: and that the lives Of the Missionaries ln
danger. lie believes that II prompt acton Is not
taken the missionary cause AID Ewes II the Hhs
ouarios VIII De in serious danger in other places.
The building Of Dr. Iadlctrs residence was originally
stopped by the local authorities. ON application be
inc made for permission t. complete the same, II
refused unless DR.. Tartlcit would furnish Il bond or
guarantee neither to hold religious worship III
sttuct children the premises. The Withholding o.
the permit claimed II De under orders from Con
siant!nop.e The legation applied to the Sublime
Porte for such pes sson. contcndlng that treaty rights
OF Americans extended not only TO the purchase Of
land but 10 the enjoyment Of the same. The permit
WAS finally gIancd by the sultan aud Il appears that
Immediately after the receipt Of this permit by the
locIl autho..ticS the Use vas burned
secretary Foter promptly clble1 the charge
d'AnaIrcs to make urgent demand for effective pro
tectlOn indemnity Punishment OF the guilty parties,
and reprlmand Of the authorities II found remiss.
The United states cruisers Newark and Bennington.
now on their way TO Genoa, will be ordered TO the
vicinity OF the OUTRAGE to support this demand.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-08-20
TILE FIRE AT GRINDELwALD.

Berne, Aug. 10.-TclognpIc communication n''
hecn restored with Grindewad, the village which was
,brea,ouca with destruction By fire yesterday. Iifty
tuilJipg. ware destroyed Emb- from the bnriihe
structures were carried Ions distance rom Inc
village and cbalets miles away from Grindelwad were
set on fire. When the fire broke out the guests al
the Hotel Baer devoted themselves TO saving the"
luggage and valuables When theif properly ""s PC
cured thew toned tho villagers and the guests from
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-08-20
STEAMER WRECKED AND THIRTY LIVES LOST.

ST. Petersburg Aug. 10.-Thc steamer GI1gorieuw'
plying upon the VOlga and It's tributaries has Deen
wrecked at Mini Novgor0d. The vessel carried many
passengers, and there great excitement among
them when She struck. "a heavy storm was prevail
ing al the time and several OF the passengers jumped
overheard and attempted to reach the shore by SWIM
ming Many Of the also jumped overheard.
Thirty Of the passengers and crew were drowned
MANY OF those on board nCatcd ashore on chairs,
fables etc, while the more cool headed who walled
for the small boats 10 be launched were landed WIN
ouf difficulty.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-08-20

TO the Editor OF The TIL bu uhe.
Sir: This morning ! have received the following
cable from Robert NJ Thompson, president OF the
Drford Copper Company. WHO Is ct present al
I0utcrbrunnen In switzerland. "Nllagc Grlndclwah'
switzerland half DESTROYED by fire. Loss poor
people great. | have guaranteed and Will deposit
$500. II more subscribed. Send any additional sub
.crpuons 10 VolksbanI Intcrakcn. order Professor,
Eaylcy. wilmington College, who as committee VIII
apply sub-criptons.' 81,
VIII YOU kindly insert this in the next issue M OF
your paper ANY one desiring o subscribe for the
relief Of the poor Of Grindclwald could send thclr
money directly 10 Professor Baylcy, or II they so
desire would receive the subscriptions mt this oihcc
"''' CHARLES C. COcEwELL.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-08-20
PREVALENCE OF CHAMBERS IN LONDON.

London Aug 10.-Glanders Is 50 prevalent In Lon
don that the authorities have issued special insruc-
tions TO the INSPECTORS They recommend the com
pete isolation Of horses that suspected OF being
infected the disease, and the slaughter OF every
animal that is known to be suffering with II. Every
horse I'm the city Is being strictly watched The pubic
drinking troughs have been closed
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-08-20
This beats the be

This beats the best previous record for s'heie
screw steamship. There is only one better ieeo'u i'
any ship on Eastern passage ana tilit Is 'le
of : days 21 hours minutes, made by the Ieu'oh''
=, ,ho whita Star Line last year. The news oi ihe
fast time made by the Umbria was received WIN
much qualification at the Office OF the CunaN Line !"
ths CITY The I'mbria though not new SNIP Is III
from being slow one. on her last trip westward
the Tmbra lowered the record for slnre-scrc" siPs
vac s ID now record for tho Cunard Line Her
time on that trip was DAYS, o. hours, minutes.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-08-20
PUssO CHINESE CONVENTION.

Rrs.1AN CoXsULATEs TO BE PLACED IN THE
LEADING TOWNS OF CHINA.
St. Petersburg. Aug. 19-The "NirdomoS' S"'
that a convention has been signed by Russia "h'
china for the establishment Of Russian cohsu"''' ~
tile leading towns of China. The convention "'so
provides that the Chinese Nlnie''r' VINO - Nv"
p,,,a 60 .overoI Europcan courts, will become Min
isfer TO Russia exclusively.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-08-20

.ihe other hotels in lighting The flames. The fire Will
moi interfere with tie Churches Reunion Conference
in session at Grlndewali. The conference will meet
I'm the Zw.nyl!an parish church. Tho Bishop Oh
Worcester the president Of the Wcslcyans. ana '"nun
Farsar Will successiyely preside over the SEPTEMBER
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-08-20

Brussels. Aug. 19-A dispatch from the Congo state
announces that a Congo state force has defeated the
Arabs on the Sankaron River near the place where
the IIodiser expedition massacrcd. Ten chieis
were killed and 700 mcE were captured by the troops
The Governor does not think that the rising VIII
spread.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-08-20

THE FINANCIAL TROUBLES OF INDIA.
london. aug. ia dispatch to The Times" from
Calcutta says that the Government has Informed the
currency Association that II is unable to comply with
the request Of the association that the Government
appctt commission to inquire into tho adyissbiltv
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-08-20

THE SCIIOOLsHIP sT MARY'S AT GIBRALTAR.
Gibraltar. Aug 10.-The Ncw-lork schoolshlp st.
Mary's which is cruising. has arrived here.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-08-20

of establishing gold standard in India, and that. in
view Of the alarming condition Of affairs and the
II proposes to take TO aay The panic existing in tie
country.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-08-20
THE UMBRIA LOWERS A RECORD.

HER TIME THE FASTEST EVER MADE Bf
SINGLE-SCREw STEAMER On TIE
EASTWARD passage.
London Aug. 10.-The Cunard Line steamer mp''"'
CAPTAIN Mckay, from NewYork August 10 1or LNc.
pool passed Browhcad at 90 p III. 'ouAs CIV
r,ade thc rnn in DAYS. - hours and 45 minutes
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-08-20
ERIE TAXPAYERS PROTEST.
VANTTHETROOPS WITHDRA WN
IT COSTS TIE COUNTY $4,000 DAY TO
HAVE THE NATIONAL GUARD.

APPEALS TO MAYOR BISHOP AND SHERIFF BECK
FoRTY-F1yE CARLOADS OF SOLDIERS SWELL
THE FORCE AT oHEEKTowAGA-sHELr
TERLESS IN A DRIVING RAIN AND
POORLY FED-IOADS MOVING
TRAINS-LATEsT PHASE
OF THE STRIKE.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-08-20
ARArs DEFEATED By a CONGO STATE FORCE

vi NNLf1o =. NO4t-' " III
No. 81 Wallst., August 10.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-08-11
10 Our Patrons,

We have sold Our boot, shoe and gro
Gerry business to q. c. Farmer & Sons.
we wish TO thank you for your kind
ness IN the past and your liberal pat
ronagc. Having completed our invoice
in perfect harmony, we can truly re-
commend our successors to you. Hop
ing you win call on them and patron
ize them as liberal as you have us, and
again thanking you as we retire from
business in Audubon, we remain yours
very truly.
JAMES & WILL ID. FORBES.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-08-11
Death Postponed.

Kidds "Germ Eradcator" positively cures all
diseases !-Because it kills ali Germs, Bacteria,
Parasites Microbes and Animalculae In the sys.
agreed was the cause of all disease. The air,
water vegetables and fruit full of these little
worms, causing catarrh, consumption, diabetes
and Bright's disease, cancers and all So-caIed
consumption, catarTh, kidney troubles and Sy'
philis). Retained in 81, SO and S5 sizes. This Is
the only genuine article; all others are danger
Gus connteTfeits. The Am. Pill and Med. Co.,
props Spencer, la. We issue guarantees to
cure Sold by A. II. Roberts, Audubon, Iowa,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-08-11
a Real Estate Boom.

tract the attention Of every property holder
i'm this city. But when DIR. Franklin Miles, the
eminent Indiana specialist, claims that Heart
Disease is durable and proves it by thousands Of
testimonials of wonderful cures by his New
Heart Cure: II attracts the attention Of the mil
lions suffering with short breath, palpitatiOn, ir
regular pulse, wind in stomach, pain IN side or
shoulder, smOthering spells, fainting, dropsy,
four bottles Of DIR. Miles New Heart Cure, was
completely cured after twelve years suffering
from Heart Disease. This new remedy Is sold
by A. II. Roberts. 81
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-08-11
Financially Embarrassed.

A large manufacturer, whose affairs were very
and broken down with nervous exhaustion, went
to q celebrated specialist. He was told that the
only thing LGeded was 20 be relieved OF care and
worry, aud have a change OF thought. This doc
tor was more considerable OF his patients health
than OF his financial circumstances. lie ought
to have advised him to use DIR. Miles ReStOrt
tive Nervne, the best remedy for nervous pros.
tratiOn sleeplcSsness, dizziness, headache Ill et
frctS Of spirits, tobacco, coffee, opium, etc
Thousands testify 10 cures Book and trial bot
tie free at A. II. Roberts. D
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-08-11
Bucklen's ArnIca Salve.

The best salye in the world for Cuts, Bruises
Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, letter,
Chapped Hands, Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin
EruptiOns, and positively cures Piles, or no pay
required, 1t Is guaranteed to give perfect salts
action, or money refunded. Price Is cents per
x For sale bYA. II. Roberts & Go.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-08-11
A Little Girls Experience in a
Lighthouse.

Mr. and Mrs. Loren Prescott are keepers Of
the Gov. Lighthouse nc Sand Beach, Mich, and
are blessed with daughter, four years old,
Last April she was taken down with measles.
followed with dreadful cough and turning into
a fever. Doctors at home and at Detroit treated
her. but In vain, she grew worse rapidly, until
she was u mere ''handful of bones" Then she
tried DIR. Kings New Discovery and after the
use Of two and IL half bottles, was completely
cured. They say DR.. Kings New Discovery Is
worth Its weight in gold, yet yOu may get trial
bottle free at A. II, Roberts drug store 81
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-08-11

Late to bed and ssTly to rise will
shorten the road to your home in the
Skies But early to bed and a Little
Early Riser" the pill that makes life
longer and better and wiser. A. III.
Roberts.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-08-11
Suout9a County Republican.
THURSDAY, AUGUST II, 1892.

Entered at the Audubon Post oahce as mail MATES
of the second class.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-08-11

Locals ten cents per Inc for first week and Ave
cents per line for each subsequent Insertion. I'm
less orders are given with copy locals will be run
until ordered out.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-08-11
RAILROAD TINE TABLE.

RAILROAD TINE TABLE.
G. NV. AT AUDUBON,
No. ST. arrive 10; 90 am. No. 81 depart i0;i0 am,
No, 50, arrive 4;I0p, No, 81, depart t;55 pm.
j. II. BRUNER, Local Agent.
CIR. l, Z. AT AUDUBON.
No. 3lt arrive Si5 n. m. No. 3l2 leaves II l5a. NJ.
No. 3t3 arrive 5;i5 y, m. No. 34i leaves 80 p m,
w, w. SMITH, Agent.
G. NJ. 4 ST. Z. AT MANNING.
GOING EAST. GOING WRIST.
No. 2. Pass. S;23p. IN. No. 1, Pass. 6:5l u, m.
No. 4, Pass %. . S;IOp, m. No, ;, Pass, sos y, m,
*No. 10, fright 80 y, m. tNo. II fright II 10 PM
No II, fright. 80 PIN. No G5, fright. 6;l4 am
No. l6, frht. IL asp M. sNo ., fr'ht II :ooa. m,
Except Sunday.
One and two thousand mile tickets, also tickets
to all princiI a. points in the United States and
Canada for Sa.a ut the Manning office,
W. W. BRECKENRIpGE, Agent
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-08-11
ATTORNEYS.

CHAS. BAGLEY,
A TToRNEX AT Law. ONCE over Refine
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1892-11-24

answer for many corn growers, es-
pecially in the newer portions of the
country. Those who havepassed this
stage OF economy need something bet.
ter, and such a building IS shown in
the lower part Of the illustration.
Set posts in sills and cross brace with
shingling lath called sheeting. This
needs no other bracing. Put in a
cement floor to keep rats from boring
up through the ground. Finish nicely
and you have a very cheap building.
yet one which you will be ashamed
OF. It will come in play for storing all
kinds OF implements when not in use
Tor orn-Farm and Home.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1892-11-24
Fully Deserving OF a Title

Sir Blundell Nipple, upon whom the
dignity OF knighthood has recently.
been conferred, is the head 81 the
biggest furniture and upholstery es-.
Establishment in the Tottenham court
road, London. Q locality, by the
way, thatis by no means swell or
fashionable. Upon some one asking
q cabinet minister what the trades
man l'ad doneto be distingui shed, he
replied: ooh; he has made an enorm-
Gus fortune, has helped the prince Of
Wales on two or three occasions, ard
paid ELF, 600 for the great horse
Common, the winner Of the Derby in
1881. Il he doesen't deserve knight
hood, who in the world does?
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1892-11-24
Wheat Experiments.
Sell or Make Use Of All Products or
y#sfH{4 53E tha Ea = ~

Prof Georgenson's experiments with
wheat at the Kansas Experiment.
Station have included 234 varieties.
He expects next year to be able to
select q few Of the best for future COM
parison. The results Of the expert
ments for the past two years are sum-
married as follows:
i. The tex perimental acre. yielded
31.3 bushelso Currell wheat; the aver
age OF twelve years, including two COM
plete failures, is 1881 bushels, and the
average Of the ten crops harvested is
1887 bushels.
2. No conclusion can as yet be
drawn from the rotation plats. So
far, the plats continuously il wheat,
with manure, have given the best re-
turns, the manured plats being SO rich
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1892-11-24
hat the wheat lodges and does not

that the wheat lodges and docs not
fill out.
9. The plats seeded September 10
gave the best yields.
, Mature seed gave q better yield
than immature seed.
9. OF the methods Of seeding tried
the 5' past season, the shoe drill with
press wheels gave the best results.
g, Two years experiments in pas.
turing wheat agree in the conclusion
that pasturing decreases the yield.
Two bushels Of seed to the acre a
gave larger yield than any less amount
of seed.
9. In two years trials, heavy,
plump seed has given better yields
than lighter grades.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1892-11-24
A THANKSGIVING HYMN.

Xxx
For bud and for bloom and for balm laden
breeze.
For the singing Of birds from the hills to
the seas
For the beauty of dawn and the bright
ness of noon,
For the light in the night OF the stars and
themoon.
We praise Thee, gracious God.
For the sun-ripened fruit and the billowy
For the orange and apple, the corn and the
cane.
For the hountiful harvest now gathered
and stored.
That by Thee in the land ofthe nations
were poured,
We praise Thee gracious God.
For the blessings of friends, for the old
and The new.
For the hearts that are trusted and trusting
and true,
For the tones that we love, for the light of
the eye.
That warns with welcome and glooms
with goodbye,
We praise Thee, gracious God.
That the desolate poor may find shelter
and bread,
That the sick may be comfortcd, nourished
and fed.
That the sorrow may cease Of the signing
and sad,
That the spirit bowed down may be lifted
and glad.
We pray Thee, plying Lord.
For the blessings of earth and of air and
ofsky
That fall on us all from the Father on high.
For the crown ofall blessings since bless
ing begun,
For the gift, 'the unspeakable gift" of
Thy son.
We praise Thee, generous God.
IS. E. Adams, in the Century.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1892-11-24
Cheap Corn Sheds.

Any farmer with limited means can
build Guild g cheap shed for storing corn in
the ear. Set posts in the ground
and brace with poles as shown
IN the upper part Of the Illustration.
Roof with shingles, boards, clap
boards or anything most con-
venient, continuing the roof until
it reached the ground. This may
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1892-11-24
OLD THANKSGIVING Fun
DR.. alnaee Recalls Thanksgiving
OF His Boyhood.

DR.. Talmaee Recalls a THANKSGIVING
OF n lis Boyhood.
How my mind is crowded with
l'hanksgivi memories On no other
day does my memory become such q
kaleidoscope, and as sit here in my
darkened room and write, almost
every minute the scene changes. i
give to the kaleidoscope OF memory q
turn and there they are; natural as
life, around the country hearth on
cold winter night. I hear the hickory
fire crackle and see the shadows fit
up and down the wall. Games that
sometimes well-nigh upset the chairs
Blind Mans Buff who's Got
the Button" 1.-THE Popping Corn"
''The Molasses Pudding and the
witch stories that made the neighbors'
boys afraid to go home after dark.
Hickory nuts on one dish, roseate
apples on the other. The boisterous
plays OF .sMore Bags on the Mill
Leap Frog, Catcher" around and
around the room until some one got
hurt, and a kiss was offered to make
up the hurt, the kiss was more resent-
ed than the hurt. High old time!
Father and mother got up and went
into the next room because they could
not stand the racket. Then, instead
OF computations ofconscience, a worse
racket. The mothers and wives came
in the afternoon, all wrapped UP from
the cold, and their feet on afoot-stove.
When they got warm and took out their
needles and sat down it was a merry
group and full of news Once in a
while needle would slip and make a
bad scratch upon the character OF
some absentee, but for the most part
It was good, wholesome talk. And in
the evening when the young people
came and the old people were in one
room and the young people in
another, IN the latter there was some
lively stepping while the black bow
played s'Moneymusk" even grand
father in the next room, who had dis
AAASeAAS VI cVCCS OA Gll6 Sill 0l
dancing, was seen to make his heel 90.
1t seemed to me q great fuss and a
great gathering to get one quilt made.
But the fact was, that good neighbor-
hood was quilted, warm sympathies
were quilted, lifetime friendships were
quilted, and connubial bliss was quilt
ed. And they stayed late. And such
plays as you had in that back room
when you joined hands, and one of the
loveliest stood in the ring! What a.
circumference to what center! But
now the scene is fading out. The old
fireplace is down, and the house is
down with it. One ofthose BOYS went
to sea and was never heard Of. An
other tn became squire in a eighboring
Village. Anther went to college and
became minister. Another died. the
following summer, until now they are
all gone!-T. De Witt Talmage, D. D.
IN Ladies Home Journal.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1892-11-24
Useful Pointers,

The pigs that are to be used Us
Christmas roasters should "come" in
e comfortable place and be pushed
till wanted for market. Runts are not
profitable as roasters any more than
for anyyt hing else. 81
It is said that the binder Irvine to.
the value Of So, 600, 900 was made
and sold in the United States last.
year. Cheap Irvine making machines
have done much to supersede the use.
OF wire in binding grain.
Would it not pay q farmer who has
more straw than he knows what to
do with" and who lives near a livery
stable or other institution where.
horses are kept, to furnish straw for
bedding in exchange for MI the manure
made. We know men who believes it.
does.
y sssa Z.
The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1892-11-24
The Fat I'm.

Now whiskers, ere I go to lay my
head on yyon block and bid goodbye
to this fair world let me crave your.
pard on for having called you aswivel-
toed, pigeon breasted dyspaptic.
Would to chanticleer / were like you
now.