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Notice Of Dissolution Of COpartnerShip.

rI,HE COMPREHENSIVE HERETOFORE
| existing between JAMES Il. MILLS and
E. L. HAWK under the firm name of MILLS
g. HAWK, doing business at 301 J street,
Sacramento. California, is this day dissolved
by mutual consent. All accounts due said
firm will be collected by james Il. Mills, VINO
Will also pay all bills.
Sacramento, California, January IS. 1892.
JAMES E. MILLS,
+. l.. HAWK.
The record-union., 1892-01-30

JNo RENT-GOOD FOR HOUSEKEEPING.
i three large unfurnished rooms. Also cne
single furnished room Tor gentleman 1873.
corner Second and streets. ia2S-6t*
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DNO LET FURNISHED ROOMS SUIT
/ able for housekeeping, at 714 l. street.
ia3U-2t<
The record-union., 1892-01-30

NOR SALE-A GENTLE HORSE. PHAE-
L ton NEARLY new, harness, robes, etc APP
ply at 5O2 u street. ja21-1ws
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NOUNG PEOPLES DAY AT THE FOUR
4 teenth-street Presbyterian Church to-
morrow. Sermon in the morning at II and q
special service by the young people in the
the evening at T:30. Special invitation to all
their friends. Seats free.
The record-union., 1892-01-30

HTANTED-A MAN TO WORK ON A
w farm. Must understand the handling OF
young horses. Address box 21, Newcastle,
Cal. ia25-6t*
The record-union., 1892-01-30

YIyO LET-FIVE ROOMS SUITABLE FOR
1 office, in Clunie building. INQUIRE at
SACRAMENTO WAREHOUSE COMPANY,
Front and Z streets. ia3O-6t%
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DRESBYTERIAN CHURCH, CORNER
| Sixth and l. streets.-The pastors message
at 1915 A. NJ. will specially tend TO cheer and
strengthen Gods people, and at 1880 p. NJ.
will show how TO find comfort.
The record-union., 1892-01-30

rTNO LET-FIVE ROOMS AT 1414 SIX
i teenth street. ja16-tf
The record-union., 1892-01-30

OOn1 STREET. OVER FABIAN BROS
COU2 store, two rear rooms and a kitchen
suitable for an elderly couple Apply in the
store. ia2S-tf
The record-union., 1892-01-30

T ADY AGENTS WANTED EVERY
u where; big pay; at home or travelling. For
particulars address S. A. BRIDGES, Box 502,
ErnSrnc
The record-union., 1892-01-30

ITO RENT A NICELY-F Y-FURNISHED
L front room at 1920 street, with or with
out board. ia3O-5tk
The record-union., 1892-01-30

ITO LET = THE TWO-STORY BRICK
i stable tdreproofl on p, Fifteenth and Six
teenth streets; contains six stalls. Inquire of
JOSEPH BEEBG. next door east ON z
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III. on.pa,.r l,rn.... Limit.

~ cork log il no end Of n bore. "
said u man who llmpcd to Star
writer. Jus; think OF IL! was n;
n dinner party tho other Night and I;
was my happy lot To have IA mos,
charming damsel fall TO my share n;
tho fchsi We converted mos; pleas
an,ly through N, oysters and tho soup.
but when tho fish came on che bccami
silent and seemed unaccouniahly ON.
barrns-ci To draw her from this
mood I rcdoablcd my efforts 10 please
bu, In response sh, only flushed aud
looked angry. Finally. in;orrupiing
mo In tho mljs, OF li,,lo mo, which
I had composed carefully while dress.
ing for tho dinner. she said soto vocci
81 thank you TO stop squeezing my
foou'
Imagine my embarrassment! had
boon ,rcnding upon her toes with my
cork foot-oi course. without knowing
H. Could any thing bn more innocen''
1, = an annoying thing 10 have 10 os-
plain to young Indy u, social fc..
tivi,y. Nevertheless, I was forced 10
do so. Sho accepted my apology. and
thon proceeded to iniurc my feelings
by giggling "-wnshing,on Star.
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he had not seen for long tlmo. He
met the uncle as he stepped from the
train and grasped him warmly by the
hand.
''Scat'' shouted the uncle; git!
you blankety blank bunco man"
but I'm not bunco man. I'm
your nephew. John Austin"
Keep or" shouted tho uncle
you're no more John Austin than
DO. You can't fool mo; John hain't
got no whlskers Keep away or III
have you arrested And no utterly
refused to have anything to do Yith
him.
Mortified and disguised Austin
rushed to n barber's and In ten min
utes the labor OF weeks was rs naught
Then ns ho left tho BARRIERS tho very
first man no met whom no know OK
claimed'
'Wha. shaved your whiskers oH'
VIVA, fool you wero; you looked
ever SO much better with thom on. -
Texas SiftingA
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Harold had bid habit OF crying
Mt bedtime, and saying he didn't van,
to 20 to bed.
One afternoon, abort four weeks be.
fore Christmas. his Aunt Lizzie came
into the room where Harold was play
ing. md told him she had ji.t been
hearing n letter from Santa Ciaus
rcnd. and in the letter Santa Claus
said that every night nbou, six o'clock
lac heard some little boy crying and
making grca. disturbance becaus.
he didn't want to go to bed, ana he
was going to try and find out who the
little boy was, because he shouldn't
bring any presents to such child as
that.
Harold hung down his head n minute
and then said, Aunt Lizzie. you can
tell Santa Claus was that boy. bu. tell
him I am not going to cry any more. ~
lie kept his word, and know that
on Christmas morning he found n
s,ockingiul of presents By his CRIB
Youths Companion.
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BEST DAY ron JEWELLERS.
Monday tbs nay Wh.a rh-ir nnsia-ss
10 UsasiiS tn, iiv,ii..t.

There aro pcculInrl,!os about nil
braneha, OF trade. but ono OF tho most.
striking pccullnri'i-s In connected vita
tho !-wolry business rays tho fhlia-
dulphIn rrots Those who aru con.
ncc,cd with IN. latter branch Of CON.
m-rcs hall Monday morning with Joy
and .!adnn,.. for the business o! tina,
day 1. almost suru Ia ba lnrg, and
profitable no matter what the season
OF tho year.
For great many years retail jew
olors were n, n loss 10 assign reason
for this Finally tn, question ~ns
sprung nj n convention o! !ou.lcrS
and NJ result, n queer fac; wa, mad,
known. I, .ocn, TIM; large ppr-
c-niaga Of III, marriage. engagements
nr- made sunday night md the happy
young man can hardly wal. until Tho
i-wolry store, mr.. oron Monday morn
ing. 50 anxious Is no to purchase tho
golden circle, OF love
And then again married. pnr.ons
generally talk over domestic affair. on
sunday evening md papa Is usually
bpguilcd into handing over check
ample enough 10 buy Tho sc' OF silver
spoon. or tho silver sugar bowl and
cream pitcher tina, mamma has s'i hcr
hear, upon.
And then again persons who so 10
church on Sunday arc very ap. TO 500
something worn by somebody else tina.
strike. their fancy. aud on Monday
they so and buy Il.
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Coming home to dinner and learning
that his wife was out making calls,
the head o. the house notified the
.urynnt he would have his dinner Mt
once and alone. prcsumins tina, hi.
small boy. asci I. would dine with
his mother. Tho small boy had a
diHcrcn. plan. and acting on 1t, climb.
cd up into his high chair and waited
TO bc served. The father supposins
tim. the young man was simply keep.
in. him company. gave him nothing
to cat. With puzzled expression on
lis face the boy saw the meal disnp'
pcar-soup. meat, aud vcsctablcs-his
own plate NIL the while empty. AZ
the servant brought in the desert the
boys anxiety greatly increased. nj.
though he said nothing. hut when
tho Inst morscl OF cherry tart had
gone on, OF sight the lit,lc chap broke
down completely. Throwing himself
bnck in his char. he cricl TO the scrv.
ant. "Oh. Mary, Mary. papa hns
cn,on the whole busincssl"-Ncw York
Times.
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Dick is II sunshiny boy, always good
naturcd and full OF fun, and nearly
always ready to do his share OF help.
ing; but he doesn't like his nightly task
Of getting kindins for the days fires,
and is pretty sure to shirk it when he
can. One day, before Christmas,
Aunt Nell was lccturing him little.
"St. Nicholas doesn't like lazy boys"
said she. what would you say II nc
should put stick in your stocking"
Dicks brown eyes twinklod. I'D
say. Hello here's n piece OF kindling
wood for Aunt NELL, he laughed.
Aunt Nell laughed, too; how could
she help itY And Dick didn't get n
stick in his stocking but he found a
bright, new Ratchet, sharp enough TIC
cut kindlings with. hanging up beside
it.-Youth's Companion.
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a. Colmar. in the churchyard. there
1. curious monument which was
erected by citizons OF Colmnr in men,
DRY o! two frcnchmcn who were sho,
by Germans when tho latter entered
the ,own. Viewed from n distance 1,
looks like an ordinary slab but on OK
aiming /, more closely it is observed
thu, ono side Is slightly raised and
from tho grave comes hand. which
grasps tho edge of tho stone while n,
another part whole arm Ia stretched
out and Is onGcavoring to grasp real
French bayonct which lies near. Tho
whole has the appearance OF n person
who has been buried alive trying to
escape from the tomb. Tho hand and
arm arc OF bronze and lifo-sizc. A
lady who recently visited tho church,
yard and who came upon this realistic
structure unnwarcs tainted from ter.
ror London Vanity Fair.
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Young Mau-Don', you remember
mc2
Old Mnn-Can'. say tina, I ever saw
you before.
Don, You remember little Sammy
Bambry. who used to steal your frui,
and break your windows. twenty
years ago here in HnrlcmP"
Why. certainly. ! rcmcmbcr you
now very well how you used TO steal
my apples. and don, you remember
how cnugh; you just rs you were
getting over tho foncc one day md
how tanned your li,,!o hide for you
until your nose blcd?"
You bot you did. All. those hap
nv days will never como again. -
Texas Siftings
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TAKING THINGS EASY.
People In the Iatsrior OF Cuba Lead an
AroadiAn Life.

People In the Iatsrior OF Cub. Lead an
ArosdiAn ILfs.
Speaking OF recent trip to Cuba,
Mr.. sigmund Rothschild. a big tobacco
dealer. said;
Outside OF tho center OF Havana
the people as rule go stark naked.
Indeed took dinner with the mayor
OF II small interior town ono day. and
At the table were his eight children.
all OF whom were rs naked as the day
they were born. Tho people eat but
twice day. the first meal being from
! | to l2 and the last between and
in the evening. Trains on the rail-
road never run Mt night Tho longest
road Is 100 miles The cars have no
windows In tho first-class ears there
arc cane seats; in the second -class
wooden seats Tho first-class passage
costs Just twice Us much as the SECOND
but neither ear has any window.
While riding In tho interior ono day
became hungry about 10 Il m and
asked tho conductor Us wo stopped at
"a station II ! could not got something
to sat.
Why. certainly he said; got OF
and get something. and I'll walt for
you
AT tho end OF twenty minutes hav-
Ing satisfied my hunger returned To
the car and asked tho conductor II ho
was ahead OF time or why no had al
lowed me nearly half IN hour In which
to cat lie said he had no regular
time table; all no had TO do was to go
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KiSMET

Never were kisses 50 sweet as hers,
Never were words 30 tender,
Never were eyes SO full OF light,
Never n waist so slender.
Never again will her lips meet mine,
Forever we two are parted;
Oh, how ! mis-. her-my love-to. night,
As sit here broken hearted
Only tribe wrought my woe.
Only fate malicious,
Only thoughtless word or two,
Only an answer vicious
Only n sulphurous little scene
When we both turned green and yellow,
And now, by lingo, she's been and gone
And married another fellow!
--Somerviilo Journal
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SOME WITTY sIFTINGS.
LATEST PRODUCTIONS OF THE
WITTY WRITER'S.
Tho Man Who Droppod--Biess You
1t All Depsnds--A sliding Scale
--Went Preparsd--A Re-
buff From BIZ
Nye.
Tho Man Dropped.

lilo was about to make his way
around to the side-gate of n house on
Montcalm street when a woman open
ed the front door and called;
This way. please. come right IN tho
front door"
lilo came back. looked Mt her and
cautiously began ascending the steps
as he said;
"Aladam, il is through no fault OF
mine that have been broueh. to
this"
"oh. certainly not-walk right in"
she interrupted, you wish to sec tho
lady oil the housel"
"lcs'm."
well. am the person. Hang
your hat on tho hall-,rec, please"
Madam" ho said ms he
hung his old cap on n peg.
II was going to call Mt the
back door TO see II YOU"
81 see. Walk into the parlor and
sit down n moment, You arc IN
search OF work wood TO saw, coal TO
bring in. etc.!"
"lcs'm."
Poor man, How hard 1t must bo
10 go about looking Tor work You
haven't eaten anything today
Nom. got up at daylight TINS
morning and began
II see. Sit over there by the win
dow whcr. you can look Mt the family
album while get you "A dinner. How
do you like your ohickcn-stcwcd or
frirdT"
"Fiiricll" stammcred tho aston.
ishcd tramp.
Certainly; won't take me over half
an hour. DO you lik. your minco pie
hot or cold, and do you prefer strong
coffee"
lie ~, rubbin, ono old shoe over
the other, too ns,onishci to reply,
and she continued;
Il am 80 glad you happened TO call
here. II you don't Object to dark
eliot hes eau II, you out with a SUIT
almost new. Can you eat bread with
your dinner or shall | make some hot
bi-cuitl'
His feet were now too pnrnlysci to
rub. and hr sat with his mouth open.
How dreadful you must icc!-wiir
and rhildrn dcnd-no homc-in poor
health and out oistcndy employment
While You nrr eating III telephone
my husband to 81, you place IN
the bank. You want something that =
easy aud pays we'll. OF cour-"t
rn sorry I'm out oiCurrnnt Jelly. but
perhaps strawberry Jam would do
your"
Oil" he began.
II understand. It's not your fault
that Won nrr In this posiiiou-oi
course not. lt's liable TO happen TO
my one. Poor mani How the care
lines have appeared ON your brow.
and how thin nnl starved you look
Perhaps YOU Will nmu-r yoursci with
til. piano while prepare dinncrG"
lilo go, up. sulkci into the hall side.
ways. as Il afraid Of being Int, reached
for his cap and backed ont doors.
why. what's the matter" asked
tn. woman NJ he backed down the
steps.
'Nuthin' much"' he muttcrci.
But there must be Have in nnr
manner wounded your sensitive feel
in.sg Have clrclcssly uttered words
which brought up bitter rcrollcctionH
aud caused YOU sorrow"
"Nonp." he rcplicl as hobnckcd Oh;
OF the gate.
"Hu; what is III" she persisted.
Its jus' THE" lie said ns he felt
himself sac on the outside. you was
rcttin' ready TO let about three men
and half "A dozen bulldogs loose on
me to play circus, but | dropped TO
your game aud bilkcd the Performance.
You are ily, old gal. but I'm flyer
Good bye"
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GIasncvIn. where Mr.. Parncll is
buried. Is picturesque cemetery. sur.
rounded by high stone wall. with n
watch tower at each nnglc. in which
tho Irish in olden timos cited tho in
vading Danes Many encounters took
place in tho now tranquil graveyard
between tho natives o! tho Emerald
Isle and their intruding cnemics In
later years its quiet walks were often
trodden BY the great Sheridan, Swift
and Addison, who seemed TO find
in this shady place iavorite rcrlez-
vous for the formation Of their bril-
liant thought"
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But no was coming toward Robbie.
When Mt last he came up to the stick
horse and its tired rider he stopped.
"Where are you going?" he asked OF
Robbie.
"I'm going after father, and he's
gone to Richmond" said Robbie.
"Well, wouldn't go any farther to-
day." said the man. You get up
here in front OF me and we'll have
fine ride home"
At first Robbie did not want to
turn back, but the kind neighbor per-
suaded him, and took him, muddy
shoes, stick horse. and all safely hcmc.
Whethe mother had missed hoGbie
before he got back, don't knoH hnt
! do know she WAS glad the stick-Aorse
had not carried it's little rider on any
longer Journeys.
Robbie was washed and kissed and
petted, but he never rode after father
again.-Our Little Ones.
Some Amusing Experiments.
To SWEEP CENT OFT OF THE hASp.
This seems a very easy trick. but II
done fairly. it is really difficult.
Open the hand naturally and place
the cen, on the palm oithehand. then
ask some one to brush II out with a
whisk. broom.
After repeated Efforts. 1t will prob
ably be suspected tina, the cent il
fastened in your hand in some way.
In order to prove that 1t is not, let
the sweeper place ii on his own palm,
and he will find that 1t remains as I'M
movable there ms when lie tried to
sweep ii from the hand OF the other
person.
4 few persons have fat palms. The
cent may easily be swept oil from
such palms. but they arenot common.
To rlcR Ur AZ ArrLg WIN \ srooS.
l, requires not little patience to
accomplish this trick. Place large,
round apple. stem up. on n smooth
floor; then try to TAX. IL up with a
| spoon. Tho very effort OF trying Ia
get the spoon under the apple starts
| it rolling. to tho amusement OF the
onlookers. II done quickly enough,
the apple can bo taken up while in mo-
ton; but the proper way is to wait
until IL ccascB to roll, and then care
| fully push the spoon Tar enough under
tho apple to get the center oi gravity
over The spoon. when there ID no dill
Guilty in packing !; up.
TO ctr Az ArrLE WITHOUT DREAMING
TiiE sEiS.
Thread n needle with strong thread.
Insert the needle Just under the skin
| OF the apple. take u stitch, and care,
/ fully draw the needle and thread
through to within six or seven inches
of the end. Then insert the needle
/ again. this time ia the exact hole II
was withdrawn from.
Continue the stitches in this mnn'
ncr around tho apple. withdrnwine,h tho
needle the las, time through the first
/ hnl, made. The thread II entirely
around the apple now. concealed by
It's skin. Take firm hold OF each
end %. the THREAD and. holdin, both
! OF tho ends well together. to prevent
t.arin. the skin. pull gently.
Tho thread cuts its way slowly
through tho apple until Il - in two
pieces. when the thread !, withdrawn
through the tiny hole made by ,hc
needle.
II ,h,. trick /. done carefully enough
the breaks in tho skin will noe bc de
c-rnibl, on the closest inspection. In
deed. the only convincing proof TINT
the nppl, has been Gu, in half. will b,
to pare narrow strip OF skin where
the needle and thread have Travelled,
when the apple will fall apart.
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From = Future Novel.

Horo-IIavo you no pity in your
heart? Is there no tenderness In your
naturo' Are you wholly made up of
brutal cruelty?
Villain-Ha' Ha' You appeal 10
heart of stone. (lIissing) I was once
the ccntcr-rush OF u football team.
Hcro-Tben heaven help us ALL
L hero ia no hope. Life.
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"in order TO save your time and
mine" said tho reporter to tho 'hcat-
ricnl manager. 81 have written out
nm interview with you which l think
you will find expresses your views on
current events In the amusement
world in a clear. thoughtful. and
scholarly style"
Tho theatrical manager read the
manuscripts, and replied
eft i highly crcditablo produc'
tion. You mny print IL just as u Is.
Il suits me cyncily."
by tho way" observed the report
or. III you have i've or siN tickets TO
sparr for Hamlet ! should Ike to
use them tomorrow evening"
- should be- glad To- accommodate
YOU" said the manager, somcwhn,
roldly. "hut every ticket for to'mor.
row evening II sold.
"in anticipation Of that" rcioinci
the reporter. taking the manuscript
back and putting Il IN las pocket.
II have prepared another Interview
Ia which your views are no.
cSprr.r.d in quite so clear and
scholarly A."
'.itolh on'" tho Manager exclaimed
hastily. Here's dofrnl'-Chicaeo
Tribune.
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a Hint to chrIstIan workers.

A little street urchin, dirty and i'll.
clothed, but looking suprcmcly happy,
was sitting mcditntiycly on n door.
step when policeman, evidently an
acquaintance, hailed him.
"a penny for your thoughts" said
the officer, as n poetic and pcnsivc
fancy struck him.
"Whacls up de penny" responded
the boy.
"All right; what are thcy?" and the
officer produced the coin.
"Well, | was t'inkin'" said the ur-
chin. about de Christian people wot
we meets nlongdc journey o. litc,as me
muddcr usotcr say"
"Wha OF them?"queried the curious
officer.
"Nothink pertickler, on'y about n
hour ago was rcstin' on de corner
fer minute when pious lookin' old
dnffcr axes me IL | wanted to GO to
heaven when I dies, an just as. he was
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1892-02-13

Pcrkirs-i wonder who this mystic
rious house breaker can be who battles
the detectives so completely
Sands ttho rrocer)-'Twouldn' sur
prise mo one bit II 1T turned out to be
Hooks. who
Pcrkins-llooks' Why, man! he is
above rcprooch.
SnndstYnh' So | used to think
till found out that he keeps n pair
OF scnlos at home and rc-weighs all his
groceries. Perkins, man who will
do that will steall
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Unclo Sam has m army of $50. 900
people in his employ. More than 80
per cent of these have been added to
tho service during the Inst decade,
The ir salaries range from go 900 paid
tho president TO tho 81. so year some
postmastcrs receive.
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A Rebuff From uliI Nyo.

The visit OF Bill Nyc. the humorisi,
to the city has brought to the surface
OF newspaper mans memory n Ger.
thin funny incident when occurred
several years ago when the great fun.
maker was on nlccturing tour through
the West. Nyc had stopped in n
small city, where he was booked to
lecture. and ia the evening tho only
daily paper in the place sent its
one reporter down to interview him.
The reporter belonged to tina; clnss OF
painfully fresh young men. and he
thought an opportuno time hnd ar
rived when he might try some OF his
rural wit aud fun ON Bill Nyc. When
he arrived n, the hotel he was inform.
ed That Nyc was eating hi. dinner, and
upon going bnck he discovered tho
pinl.pHt,d punstcr just finishing his
dessert Approaching him he tapped
him lightly on the shoulder and re-
marked. In tones loud enough for the
entire roomiul to hear:
"Sir.nllow me TO draw nigh tNycl to
yon2'
Nyc never smiled. but. dropping his
knife and fork, arose, and, fncing the
bright Young man. said in that inimit-
able way OF his:
Young man. you should not waste
your wit upon the dessert air. You
should keep it close and then syndi.
catcit for deordcriziuc purposes,
gss.taI Ia.
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uioao You. /, All Depends.

Strnnrcr-"Thcy seem to have been
doins a good job OF paving on this
street"
Citizen trcliins ON tho street,
Good job It's cheat, sir-n swim.
dlc-n frauds
II don't know much about pave
m.n'- ms clL bat WAS talking n IT,.
tln Whilu ago with 70 man up the street
Who srrius to be "a good Judge. lie
says it's one Of the best jobs he ever
sew
'.wn- he n hcryy.ge. man with
brown beard and a big nosc!'
"Iss."
"Smokin. a cisu9'
~ think hu WAS"
Ozark clothes ont"
"Yv.."
Takes rather lon steps WHOM no
wallrg'
Yes"
about five fee, ten or c'cycnl'
Il should say that IS about his
height"
.'ial he's sure this IL q good job'"
"1h1t'a vlHt be- s1il'
fEgpIuiiuu Gosh blame him' He's
the contractor chicago Tribune.
All ouestions chcoriuliy hnswercd.
IfouscLccper-"liayc you any
Mocha cogcgi'
Small Dclicr-"Ycs mum"
"Gvuuinr Morh1''
"Ius; imported. mum"
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"Oh. yes. mum. send my orG,rI
direct TO thy-stc Sultan. mum"
"iiumpM How much have you Un
hnnd2"
Bout sixty pounds, mum"
"iuu have. chr sixty pounds
read IN the paper this very morning
That not over i.ily pounds OF gcnuimu
Mocha rcuchcs this country annual.
ly."
Yes. mum. That's true. had
bout ten pounds LETT over from .ost
ycnr. Now York Weekly.