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The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-02
TALKING TOO MUCH.
SOME CURIOUS coNFlDENces MADE
TO UTTER STRANGERS.
Travelling Opens the Hear.-comedy and
Pa.hos in tho Experience of Bright
Women,


1t is a matter Of common experience
that persons thrown together temporari.
" as travelling companions make con.
6dents in q manner and to degree that
they would never do with lifelong
friends.
The cause OF this queer talkativeness
is mystery not yet solved by psyche.
logists or by theosophi4ts. People pro.
badly get lonesome, tired OF their re.
pressed feelings. and SO, acting upon i'm
pulse. tell what they afterward wish they
Ind kept to themselves. They are de-
luded by the idea that their confident
does not know them, and that they will
never meet again.
But it is q mistake. and occasionally
there are embarrassing results. or might
be. il there was any desire to make mia.
chief on the part of either.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-02

Miss Laura-"Oh, auntie! You re.
member Mr.. Meeker, who went from
here as a missionary l just heard
that those awful cnnnibals ate him up!"
Aunt Sophronia-@La me! do hope
they cooked him with turnips. The
poor, dear man was SO fond OF turnips.
you now.n-Indianapolis journal.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-02

ETIQUETTE FOR THE OFFICE
would feel hurt, bu! we believe onH
policy will win their approvalin the end.
Over at tho Kicker office any one who
visits us as tho editor can spit oil over
the fixtures aud elevate their feet clear
to the ceiling, but when we are In the
Mayors Office We shall insist on all call.
ers using the regular spittoons and at
least keeping their heels of our desk.
Strangers are dropping in every day, y,and
We want them to see difference be-
tween our Office and the bsrrooms
around town.-M Quad.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-02

The latest thing in night clocks has
an incnnde scent lamp over 1t and q yard
or so of siIs-wrapped wire which runs to
the bed of the person who wishes to know
what time it is in the dark
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-02

In the new British phnrmacop;ein the
metric weights and measures will be
adopted, TO tho entire exclusion of the
English weights and measures hthe rto
used there md In the United Statcs
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-02

eyes were very bad Fol
nearly year was deaf. took HOODS SARSA.
PAkILLA and the cores on 1ny eyes and in my
ears healed. can now hear and see as well as ever.
MRs. AMANDA PAISLEY. 176 Lander ST., ,Newburgh, NY
HOODS PILLS euro all Liver Ills, 1aupdice
Sick headache. biliousness, sour stomach, nausea,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-02

-''Good-by" is o contra tion of God
be with yon." The French adleu me ans
ITO Godn-an abbreviation Of II commend
you to God, or some equivalent phrase.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-02

FITs.-An Fits stopped free by On. KL1sxs
GREAT NERVE REsToREH. No Fits after nrst day .
use. Muryeous cures Treatise and s2Oo trial bottle
free to Fit cases. Send TO DIR. Kline, 93l Arch St.
lhtkllcluhia -
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-02

HALLS CATARRH CURE is n LIQUID
aud is taken internally. Sold by drug
gists, 100
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-02

"A large block Of asphaltum WAS re-
Gently taken from u mine in California
which weighed two tons md q half.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-02
i forgot to get u rake.

Mother-The grocer sends word TINT
he gave you IN extra dozen of eggs by
mistake. Who're are they.
Small Son-1 seed I had dozen to
spare, SO threw 'em at some boys wat
was kiddin' me- You oughter seen 'em
scOOt
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-02

"A letter came to the Topeka Kan.
postofiice the other day addressed 10
George w. Eghtquarts," 1t was dcliv-
cred to George W. Peck
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-02

SICK HEADACHE, lassi,ude, weakness
and loss of appetite caused by mnlnrin
can be Immediately cured by Beecham's
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-02

Aunty-I feel real provoked to think
that you and your mamma We're in
town tho other day and went to res
taurant instead of coming to our house
to dinner Why didn't you come?
Little Nephew-We was hungry.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-02

Il see you have written your poetry
in gas meter, Mr.. Rimer." "Gas me-
tor, sr?" "Yes, there are many re-
dnndant foot w. Y. SIN.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-02
Whenever

l see Hoods SarsaparilIa
want to bow and say Thank
You.' Twas badly affected
with Eczema and scrofula
Soi os, covering almost the
whole Of one side of my face
nearly to the top of my
head. Running sores dis.
charged from both enrs. Ms
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-02

1T is estimated that there nre less than
10000 pauper~ in the Japanese empire,
with its population of 237,0J0,000
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-02

Caller-I greatly like the tone OF
that picture.
Mrs Shoddie-Oh. wouldn't buv
anything that wasn't high toned.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-02

Jacob Seitz, jr,, of Mountv.lle, Pa,
carved IN excellent likeness of each mem
Der of his fnmily upon cane.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-02

Small Boy-"Tm tired an sick of
George Washington.
Mother-"Mercy me! Why?"
Small Boy-"All the books make
such fuss about him. just because he
was brave nough to tell the truth for
once in his life. Street & Smiths
Good News
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-02

First Club Mnn-What on earth have
you got in your pockets?
Second Club Man = The striking
gongs from the clocks at home. was
afraid they'd keep my wife awake.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-02

Professor-For anatomical reasons,
women cannot stand SO long as men.
Young LADY, guess you never saw
woman having dress fitted.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-02
Isorr,s uNnws u

Eighteen hundred and nincty-one saw
the first increase in the export OF Chinese
tea that has occurred in ten years
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-02

An exhibition called the "Magic Maze
OF Mir!ors" has sprung up in London. As
| the visitor enters the door he sees crowd
| beckoniDg him from n hundred different
.nglcs-an effect produced by one stuffed
imnge.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-02

Mamma-What did you do with that
umbrella bought you?
Small Son-I lent it to little boy.
Hum! Do you think he will bring it
back?
oh, yes'm. He isn't old enough to
know enough to keep it
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-02
''Why
Are You
Sick?''
IL know precisely how
you feel it is that ner-
vous, irritable feeling;
your back troubles you,
and when you try to
read a little, your head

knew it. oh, bother the doctorl Get a
bottle of Heseta6le Compon,,d, and take it
faithfully, as have done. I've been through
this thing myself, but am never troubled
now. Do as tell you, my friend"
Prudent women who hest understand their
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-02

Husband-t don't sec why you nevor
look on both sides of q case.
Wife-1 can't always trust you to
look on the other side
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-02

Mrs spinks-Is that new neighbors'
piano an upright like ours?
Wee Miss Spinks-No'm, it's one OF
zee low down kind.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-02

Teacher-In the sentences: ga police
man arrested the thief" what case is
thief?
Boy-A hard case, mum.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-02

Little Wife-See what have bought
you for birthday present. got it Mt
IN nuction-a genuine, antique, old
fashioned bootjack. such as your CO.
lonial ancestors used.
Husl and-I haven't worn boots for
twenty years.
Little Wife-I know Won't it look
lovely when it's decorated and
hung up?
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-02

ailments find in the
Compound a remedy fol
all their distressing ills
1t removes at once
those pains, aches, and
weaknesses, brighten.
the spirits, restores di
gestion, and invigorate.
the system.
An Druggists sell II, or cen
BY mail, In form Of Pills o
!sssaSa qn receipt Of u 90
spondencs freely answered
Adhrsss In confidence,
LYDIA Z. PINKHAA MED. Co
LYNN. AAsn.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-02

He (despondently)- y)-our marriage
will have to be postponed. i havelost
my situation, and haven't any income
at all.
She (hopefully)-That doesn't mat
ter now, my dear. We won't need
any, I've learned how to trim my
own hats.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-02

When Baby was sick, we gave her castor,a.
When she was n Child sho cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria,
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-02

AcroRs, VocALIsTs, PUBLIC SPEAKERS
recommend HALE's HONEY OF HoaEnouND
AND TAR
PIXIES Too7uAcuE DRops Cure In ono
minufe
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-02

Mr. Suburb told you to go to the
store this morning and get q rake, and
spend the day raking up the odds and
ends in tie garden. Why didn't you
do it?
Little Boy-I-I couldn't rake up
the garden
Why not?
IL forgot to pet q rake.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-02
Little Jack-Grown folks don't know
AHerukhinn

every tHIuE.
Mother-What's the matter now?
Didn't you say cigarettes stopped
boys fran grown, an injured their
nervous systems, an gave .em heart
disease, an dyspepsia, an kidney
trouble. an fabby muscles. an weak
back, an everything?
Yes. did, and it's SO too.
Well, Jimmy McMuggs has been
smokin' cigarettes an cigar stumps nm
ole pipes. and chewin' besides, ever
since he was baby, and today I re-
membered wot you said about tobs eco
maxim boys weak, an SO l sassed him
an he licked me.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-02

There is 3-inch display advertisement
In this paper this week which has no two
words nike except one word. The same
is true OF each new one appearing each
week from The DR.. Harter Medicine Co
This house places Crescent" on every-
thing they make md publish Look for It,
tend them tho name of the word, and they
will return you book, BEAUTIFUL L1ruo-
GRAPHS, or sAMrLE FREE.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-02

Customer-That "boys' cheIt" 1
bought of you was fraud The tools
didn't last week.
Dealer-Eh? You must have been
using them yourself?
OF course.
Those tools were intended for boys,
not men. They would have lasted
your boy year at least
Huh! handled them more carefully
than q boy would.
No doubt but you used them a
week. A boy would have tired OF
them in two days and half.
Visitor - What do you study at
school?
Little Girl-Readin' an writin', an
rithmetic an spellin'.
Well! Well! What bright little
girl you are. Now, which study dc
you like best?
Spellin'.
Indeed! Most children do not
Why do you like spelling?
Cause every time spell word
| teacher laughs,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-02
Wife-1 shall need s1o today.

Wife-I shall need 80 today. N
Husband-Good gracious! l gave Won
$40 yesterday, $40 the day before, and
$40 the day before that
Wife-I need the $40 or would not
ask for it wish to get new dress.
Husband-Oh! Well, you do need an
other dress, that's q fact. Here's the
money. Can you get dress for $40?
Wife-No; but this ten and the
other three tens make forty. Good
by, dear
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-02

The juice of the pineapple contains o
proteid digesting substance and is also
furnished with q milk curdling ferment
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-02

Tho Only Ono Ever Printed--Ca You Find
lao
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1892-03-30
TIME TABLES.

SOUTHERN PACIFIC COMPANY.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1892-03-30
For Over Fifty Years

Mrs. WINsLow's SOOTHING SYRUP has been
used by millions of mothers for their chill
dren while teething. If disturbed at night
and broken of your rest by sick child suf-
fering and crying with pain of cutting teeth
send at once and get bottle of "Mrs. Wins
lows Soothing Syrup" for Children Teething.
1t will relieve the poor little sufferer imme-
diately. Depend upon 1t, mothers, there is
no mistake about it, 1t cures Diarhna, reg
ulates the stomach and Bowels, cures Wind
Collie, softens the Gums, reduces inflammation
and gives tone and energy to the whole sys-
tenn. Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup" for
children teething is pleasant to the taste,
and is the prescription of one of the oldest
and best female physicians and nurses in the
United States. Sold by all druggists throug-
out the world. Price twenty-five cents a
bottle. BE sure and ask fer "MRs. WINsLow s
SOOTHING SYRUP"
f9-ly-m-w-f.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1892-03-30
ITEMS OF INTEREST.

The navy of Persia is said to con-
sist OF one vessel.
The Society of Friends has contri-
buted over 100000 to the Russian
sufferers.
Of the total working expenses of
the railways over go per cent goes in
various ways to the wage-earners.
Various st. Louis labor unions es-
innate that there are in that city
over 20, 1000 unemployed workingmen.
The elecric street railways in Kear-
ney, Neb., sells monthly tickets for
81, good for any number OF rides.s
Berlin University is the third larg-
est in the world. Paris with 9215
students and Vienna with $3.50, are
larger.
There is now gambling nickel-in-
the-slot machine. Sometimes three
nickels drop out and sometimes none.
The smallest newspaper in the
world is the FL Telegram, published
in Guadalajara, Mex, which is four
inches square.
The New York Central will build
some mammoth car-shops just out of
Buffalo, and the name of the place
will be Depew.
In Japan, it is said, there are apple
trees growing four inches in height,
which bear fruit freely about the size
of currants.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1892-03-30
New Washington, Penn, Peopl.

Are not slow about taking hold of a
new thing, if the article has merit.
A few months ago David Byers, of
that place, bought his first stock of
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. He
has sold it all and ordered more. He
says: "It has given the best OF salts
faction. ] have warranted every
bottle, and have not had one come
back" 30 cent and $1.00 bottles for
sale by Eagle Drug Store.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1892-03-30
ARRIVE. DEPART.

Tickets sold and baggage checked through to
al eastern points. Travellers insurance tickets
also sold.
J. A. FERRARo, Agent.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1892-03-30
TRAINS.
EAST RouYp.

EAST BOUND.
No. ], with tourist sleepers
No. 3, first-class ....-.
wEsT-BoUND.
No. ,, with tourist sleepers
No. 4, first-class ......
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1892-03-30
Dr.. Greggs Electric
Belts and Appliances

Do you Know why? Because It is plain to
be seen that the Truth Once fold is
enough. The surprising promptness with
which all classes OF people respond to our an
nouncements, and the rapidly increasing
trodnced, conclusive1y prove that true mod
esty is always recognized and the quality of
merit takes care of itself Metaphorically
our statement is the Button--the Public
Press 1t and
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1892-03-30

Three-fourths of your ailments
arise from liver troubles which Sim
mons Liver Regulator cures.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1892-03-30

Syrup"
A Cough
and Group
Medicine.


her Bible. It must
contain nothing violent, uncertain,
or dangerous. 1t must be standard
in material and manufacture. 1t
must be plain and simple to admin
lister; easy and pleasant to take.
The child must like it. 1t must be
prompt in action, giving iminedi-
ate relief, as childrens' troubles
come quick, grow fast, and end
fatally or otherwise in very short
time. 1t must not only relieve quick
but bring them around quick, as
children chafe and fret and spoil
their constitutions under long con-
fnement. 1t must do its work in
moderate doses. A large quantity
of medicine in a child is not desira-
BILE 1t must not interfere with the
child's spirits, appetite or general
health. These things suit old as
well as young folks, and make Bo-
schee's German Syrup the favorite
family medicine. O
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1892-03-30
HERE is A GOOD THING FOR YOU.
A Man, or Woman

OF intelligence, and quick witted enough to
know Good Thing" at sight, but who
has lost the Most Precious Possession on
Earth, viz: Good Health, will not re-
quire second telling to be induced to be-
come purchaser of
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1892-03-30

Pleasant to the taste and readily
taken is Simmons Liver Regulator.
1t cures heartburn.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1892-03-30
Or. GRfsG's ELECTRIC sPEcIlIIIEs 20 THE REST

The extent of Pressure on the button and
the success of DR.. Greggs Electric Goods in
doing the Rest is most satifactorily shown
in the marvellous growth of our business the
past GO days. Repeated and increasing de-
mands for The Gregg Electric "Foot
Warmer" are coming in from all parts of
the country with profuse acknowledgements
that so much comfort for 81 90 the price) was
like buying Gold Dollars for ten cents
The Delicate organism ofWoman
subjects her to many peuliar ailments and
ness of her Nervous System very frequently
requires artificial stimulus The Greggs Elcc-
trte Bet and her Appliances Supply This, as
nothing else can.
The Rugged Constitution Of Man
when once broken, becomes pitdble in the ex.
treme, from which there is absolutely no es-
cape iotth0ut assistance. The Gregg Electric Belt
and appliances, in cases of this kind have
honestly tcon their Title of King Of Remedies.
Rheumatism is conquered, sufferers from
Obesity are speedily relieved, Dropsy quickly
pear, and Many other diseases of Men and
Women are permanently cured fully des-
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lar free. We guarantee to forfeit twice the price
of any of DIR. Greggs Goods found to be not
genuine. We make an elegant little $500 Elec-
trio Bet, which is selling very rapidly and
which we will take in exchange for any
High Power Belt Except s. BelD and credit
S3 on the price of new order. Remember the
Electric Foot Warmers are 81 pair worth
$40. Address
THE GREGG ELECTRIC CURE co.
sol Inter Ocean Building, Chicago, ILL.,
and mention this paper.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1892-11-10
Working and Packing Butter.

Butter for immediate use need not be
worked as clean as that which Is to be-
kept for some time. The nutty flavor
of butter is caused by the formation of
volatile oil known as butyric acid
and by the action of ferment in the
cheesy matter of the butter. If this
takes place too quickly and there is
too much of it present. the butter be-
comes rancid, while if the butter is
washed very clean and all the butter
milk taken out the action is delayed.
To pack butter it should be sailed lone
ounce to the pound) after washing
thoroughly and packed in clean or new
tn bs. First scald the tub. rinse it with
cold water, then with cold brine, and
rub the inside lightly with fine salt.
Pack the butter firmly to exclude air,
and within half inch at the top.
Sprinkle with salt and cover with cloth
a little larger than the top. Press this
down and cover with salt, then put on
the cover and fasten down tightly.
Keep the tubs in clean, dry and cold
cell @r.-Farm and Home.
Barton County democrat. [volume] (Great Bend, Kan.) 1885-1915, 1892-11-10
JoKERS IN TROUBLE.

Two Funny Kansas City Men Whose Prac-
teal Joke Caused the Death of Fellow
Employe and is Now Causing Them
Much Trouble
KANSAS CITY, Mo-, Nov. 3.-Peter
Walters and A III. Pohlmeyer have
been indicted for manslaughter in the
fourth degree, as result of the ''prac-
teal joke perpetrated by them on Sep
TENDER "a last. which cost Thomas E.
Vincent his life
All three of the men were employed
in the implement house of Buford &
George in the west bottoms Through
one of the rooms in the building ran
an electric light wire that in SOME way
had become detached, and Walters and
Pohlmeyer conceived the idea that it
would be real funny to SO connect
this wire as to give some of their COM
rades 4 shock They spliced on
another wireand connected the whole
in such manner that any person enter
ing the room would be likely to come
in contact with the two poles, thus
completing the circuit and obtaining
the benefit of the full current Then
the two 'tiokers'' waited. Vincent sson
entered the room and closed the door.
After waiting for him to come out an
other employee of the house entered and
found Vincent lying on the floor, mo
tionlesS. Upon examination 1t was
found that he was dead
At first his death was thought to
have been accidental, but at the coro-
ner's inquest the facts as here stated
we're brought out The matter was
laid before the special grand jury and
the indictments returned