Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-03-27

Every WELL" he said; VERY we'll In
most cases. / have comfortable home
here now, all made as witness in divorce
cases. Sometimes ] act as a witness and
again as juror. Formerly was an act
or. played the doom In an emotional
play one year and returned TO Chicago
very much broken In health. l applied
TO a physician, giving him my card and
telling him my symptoms. He looked at
me keenly, then he read my card and
said:
lyon have made a mistake. The
place where they cure hams Is farther
down the street.
81 have since that abandoned the
stage to its fate"
I-have decided that lack OF suitable
employment has much TO do with these
divorces in high life. II the husband
had to saw wood or jerk an engine over
500 miles OF mortgaged roadbed every
day, and could come home tired and
hungry six days in the week instead OF
loading himself up with spirits and clnb
scandal, he would probably be able 10
put more money into stock and less into
aIimony.
1t is the same on the other side OF the
house. 1t is no fresh discovery that
Satan's intelligence office supplies more
work for the unemployed than any other
place.
The life OF the party to an action for
divorce here is indeed q bleak one.
Plaintiff and defendant at Sioux Falls
live at the same hotel because 10 Is the
best one. There they NOPE around,
waiting for their turn at court, and
glare at each other across their fruit
meringue. Different cases do not get
acquainted much with each other, each
regarding his or her case as exception
ally aggravated, while the others OF
course are mere disgraceful cat and dog
fights.
did not see the Baron de Steurs, but
saw his successor. Being baron, as
Dakota man said yesterday, Is not al
ways the snap that It Is regarded by the
masses. The heart OF a baron may be
at times cast down even as others are.
A cold hearthstone around which are
clustered the slippers OF another person
no doubt chlls the heart OF baron just
as il would the heart OF one who Is In
trade.
Isometimes think that possibly have
hurt the baron business In this country
by light and fiippant manner In re-
ferrlng TO some OF our struggling bar
on's. but am sorry for II now. Barons
who mean to do right will always find
in me hereafter warm friend, patron
and chaperon.
Miss McSwellan Woertz writes let
ter from postolfice in New Hampshire
which cannot make out. She says:
DEAR SR-Pardon a stranger from
thus addressing you. no doubt, as your
time is all taken up and you hate, dare
saw, to be burdened with the cares OF
other people, but am so situated that
l must write or talk to some one.
Ny life thus far has been Perfck
he'll! You cannot understand 1t with the
sun OF prosperity shining on you pro
and con, but with me It Is no shimera.
II is real. Oh, have prayed 70 die and
be shet OF the whole business, but Prov
idence seemed to have it In for me.
Ny father married injudiciously and
has always hated ne because ! am so
little like him. How can / resemble
papa by request? / cannot resemble
people on such short notice. i cannot
resemble people while they wait.
Even IL could resemble pa / would
hesitate. He is plain and chews hard
tobacco. His soul Is just as sordid as
Il can be. Once a man called pa a Pes
symIst and pa bit his ear of. He was
sorry for IL afterward, because whilst in
Jail a kind hearted lady showed pa the
dictionary and he saw that he was too
hasty.
lost my mother last week. Grief
and bi-chloride OF gold killed her. And
so at The age Of twenty-nine years
am motherIess, and never did look
well in mourning. hate IT, look Ike
a camphorated widow. Father threatens
10 marry again. This time he will marry
into the army-the Salvation Army.
She is peri from away back She sings
Come TO Jesus" and the teams then
run away and break things.
But father loves her. / can see that
He can't keep his eyes of her.. You
ought 10 see her on the street singing
at eyentide, marching through the mud
Il would make you laugh 70 see the way
she maltreats tambourine. She came
and kissed me onct, but took IL OF
with some wart medicine had on hand
At the time.
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