New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-08-03
THE T1Lh OF THE Day.

Under law passed In 1902. J. p. Osborne,
reputable business man OF Bridgeport, Conn. has
been arrested by the authorities OF Fairneio TOT
riding through the town on sunday. The complaint
charges that In the Of Fairfield, the day being
July IL 1892, the Sabbath Lords Day. SAID Jere'
miah Il. Osborne, between sunrise and sunset, en-
gagged in vain sport and recreation by then and there
riding about said town upon certain vehicle Known
as a bicycle, to the great disturbance OF the good
people OF the state, and against the peace and con-
tIary to the form OF statute in such cases made ana
provided,
for the rod and line that fishing affords exercise
on yes It does the reply for the I'm
agination. "-(Washngton star.
The other day IT was 1o4 degrees In the shade In
Philadelphia. We always did that II Philadslphs
was only roofed over. IT would make an admirable
hot-air room for Turkish bath establishment
scene: ss-room. Time: 1892.
Tu'or-F1rst clas, in Modern Philosophy. rise! First
boy, define Free Trade.
Pupil-A buzz. saw. sir
Tutor Right! Don't monkey with the bulz-saw.
Tntor-tIsss in Political Economy. First boy. what
Is the Force bill
pupil-A spOok. Srl
ancient or modern history Of person frightened By bi
Tupil-Ycs. sir Grover Cleveland in 1922.
Tutor-Classes may take recess Pass
There was a bold Cleveland from Niger.
Took ride Il Tammany tiger;
They came back from the ride
With the Cleveland outside
And frown the face Of the tiger.
A hare in tho garden Hand me a gun. Jscques.&
But. Sir. 1t Is five in the morning; everybody II
asleep
Never mind; I'll fire on uptoe.'-(Le Monde
llusre.
Wide publicity has been given to the statement thst
eating Of ice produces redness OF the with
tendency to wrinkles. But IL is probably one OF tho
Jokes Of the icccrcam funny man.
Part of the Birt.-Thc Young Housewife 90 tho
butcher)-Iiavo you nice spring chicken this morn
" Yes maam."
We'll: please cut out the croqucttes and send them
to my address. "-Chlcago News Record.
Tho Boston Transcript has found that the only
difference between sacred and secular concert Is
that there Is more dance music in the former.
"why. Willie Green. You don't know what boaster
is! suppose Tommy roodies were IN come TO yon
and say he excclcd all the other boys in their studies
and could Guido every boy in the school at every:
thing. Now. what would you call Tommy ToodleS! -
Willie Green with decsiont-A lisr!-tLlfe
a Western paper explains the "osculation" nj
Mars and the moon by saying that they were in con-
junction and not I'm opposition.
How i sometimes Happens Who Is that coarse
looking fat man crossing the street ~
That's lIobson, the author Of songs OF the Heart
"And Is the high proved pale faced man behlnl
him another poet ~
oh. no: that's Iardoyle, the packing house
prince r-(Chicago News Record.
some very funny. Last week az big
suburban resort hotel. the billiard in the
basement filled every evening with New-Yofs
business men. who preferred 10 play billiards In the
sitting heat rather than sit out on the Naiza.
Jinks-Boardng in the country now, chs what
do YOU do with yourself cveningsi
Wnks-Some nights sit outdoors 10 keep cccl,
and other nights 20 TO bed to keep warm.-(New-
York Weekly.
At Port Blakely. WASH, n fir sapling eight years
old is growing graft Oh another Sapng five years
old. 1t is supposed that In some way or other the
former became impaled on the latter.
\ 11oton saw is calculated TO cut through almost
anything. even through nickel steel a;mor-plate
and fer just this has the gigantic saw been made
for the Homestead mill. lftsbure. AZ n cost Of
$4,000 The blade 81 the f. IL feet I'm diam
eter. being gcared from above and revolving hort
zontallv. After one has gaZcd upon the huge steel
carpenters tool. he little wonders slice on
angular slab OF cold nickel steel weighing about
dozen tons. easily carving knife clips OF .
crisp turkey wing.-(Phadelpha Record.