The morning call., 1892-09-13
THE BLONDES SECRET.
1t Is Easy to Be Attractive II Your Men,
DRY Be in Good Condition.
Naw GIN

DRY Be in Good Condition.
New York Sun.
The brunette looked at the blonde care
fully and wondered. 1t is much easier to
wonder on warm day at the seaside than
Ii is to talk. The brunette thought to her
self, Il have sense enough to know thar
am an extremely pretty woman. Ny nose
is absolutely Grecian. my chin has The most
delightful of dimples In 1t, and my fore
head is as white as the proverbIal marble,
while my eyes are full. dark and express
sive. My hair. which waves naturally,
can wear as few women do; that Is to say,
/ can part 1t in the middle, draw 1t back
and knot 1t low on the neck so that look
like an old picture. l am we'll formed / am
always well dressed. The blonde hasn't
correct feature in her face. Her teeth are
pretty, but she shows them every time she
smiles, which is often; she dresses well,
but she is grievng already over the fact
that because sine Is nearing 80 her hair is
beginning 10 darken. Yet when we two go
out together there Is one man who rays at .
ention TO me and ten to her. Women smile
and bow TO me. but they rush 10 her with
delight and 0verwhelm her with invitations.
Now will you kindly explain that?"
She summed up sufficient courage 10 say
to the blonde: what is the reason you are
so attractive to people?"
And the blonde answered: First, be-
cause | never forget anything. and second,
because | am 80 exceedingly frank You
heard Mrs Shabby GeDtecl admire my blue
gown this morning. Well, / laughed at her
pleasantly and told her that 1t was a pro-
found secret, but it only cost 10 cents yard.
did not tell her that paid SIS to have it
made, for that would have ruined the effect
OF 1t in her eyes, and, as 1t is, she doesn't
begrudge me the gown and she is ready to
contradict anybody who calls me extrava-
CANT. Then. if | meet man / make men,
tai photograph of him and what he is doing.
or what he is interested in at the time OF
the introduction, so that il / meet him ten
years after and somebody starts to present
him anew | can put out my hands and say !:
L know Mr.. Gordon very well indeed though
probably he has forgotten me. l rememb Der
meeting him some years ago. and we
had quito talk about the breed Of his fox
terrier Mr.. Gordon is charmed at my
me mory. and Is my slave from that time on.
He may even 60 so far as to patroniZe me
because he thinks his image was impressed
on my heart when no other mans was, out
that sort OF thing never troubles, 1t only
amuses me- l try to remember what
mans politics are, what he likes to eat and
what part OF the country he comes from !;
for don't want to talk about the charm of
the North to man from way down South
In Dixie, and / don't want to dilate on the
advantages OF the land where the magnolia
blooms TO man from the far West You
may think this remembering is difficult.
but 1t Isn't. 1t simply gets to be habit"
just then party OF men came by and the
brunette saw how it worked, for somebody
started to introduce the handsomest man Of
the lot to the blonde when she interrupted
and said: THANK you; l don't need any
introduction to MIR. Stuart; | come from
Baltimore.