The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1892-07-13
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.

Few criminals of any kind live to
be old men.
Plants grow faster between and 6
8. m. than at any other time during the
day.
The young lady without an engage
ment ring has nothing on hand to speak
Of
- The best farm in the promised land
is always the one which has the biggest
giants living on it.
If sunshine had to be paid for, there
are people who would declare that caudle1
light could beat it.
The blindest people are those who
never find out that they cannot be happy
in their own way.
A "Poor Richard Almanac" of 1758
sold for s95 at an auction in Philadelphia
a few days ago.
- Massachusetts WAS the first of the
American colonies to adopt slavery.
Georgia was the last.
- 1t is never too late to mend. This is
why the cobbler never has your boots
done at the time promised.
- The negroes are not dying of rapids
ly. They have increased from 3,0oo,000I
in the emancipation days to 100000.
Grover Cleveland, tariff for revenue
only, no force bill and honest money Is
what the Democrats of South Carolingi
want.
The first commercial transaction
that is recorded in scored history. isl
Abraham's purchase of the cave of Mach!
pelsh.
= The percentage of women who sue.
cessfully pass the examination for goY.l
ernment positions is greater than that OF
men,.
"A New Jersey minister married ff.j
teen couples within sixty minutes theJ
other day. Fifteen knots an hour isn't
bad.
-O One of the glorious privileges of ey.
cry American citizen is his right to be q
candidate for any Office within the giftS
Of the people.
~
There is 20 difference in the mind Of
God between the man who breaks the5
Sabbath and the one who sells goods byl
a short yard stick.
- Washington authorities report "a
new aud dangerous counterfeit" Asitb
represents $50 bill, it is not dangerous
to newspaper men.
An Ohio man carried his Jug to thel
wheat field and put it under shady tree
1t got broke and COW and one chicken
got gloriously drunk.
- Emma-Father, don't you think vel
want some new gas burners? Father-N0sS
That young man who comes to see you
every evening is gas burner enough for
me.
- Two lovers at Wilmington, o., com:
mitted suicide by taking strychnine Sun-b
day morning, June 26. The young lady's{
mother objected to the match and they
preferred death to separation.
There are moro idle men in this
country to day than there has been at anyt1
previous time during its history. Theft
four years of Grover Cleveland's adpip;t
istration we're ones of unprecedenfed
prosperity. VI
DO not think of knocking out as
other PERSONS brains because he dif @
in opinion from you. 1t would be i1
rational to knock yourself on the
because you differ from yourself teh. -
ago.
- The money order department of the
Pittsburg PENN Postofice is exclusive.
ly in charge of Miss Mary Steele, and the
receipts, almost s2,5oo,oOO last year, mark
it as ore of the largest business handledIS
by any woman in America.
With the desire of giving her hus7
band true picture of herself, woman
in Atchison, Kansas, had her photography
taken as she appeared at daily housework
in her kitchen dress with a baby on ond
asm and O. broom and dustpan on the
other.
Husband-Where is the hatchet &
Wifs--In the attic. "If you saw itins
the attic, why didn't you bring it down7'
I didn't see it." 'Then who did ?" aNd
one that I know Of" 'Then how id
creation do you know it's in the attic
ri heard you up there yesterday drivinga
hail." ,1I
"A paragraph is going the round of4
the press, explaining on scientific grouiaEg
why girl cannot throw stone. IfBomfl
scientist would kindly point out sia
the safest position the bystanier can oc1
cupy-whether behind or before-wtelt
she attempts it, he would be to some exI
tent public benefactor.
Professor Lors, the Greek rife
is attracting much attention bya
of shooting glass ball from hes
The trick is performed by shooting fS
trigger Of rife held in frame, witS
muzzle sighted at a glass ball dangling b
a string directly over the markham
head.
- Miss Wellalong (who hopes by maxi
ing light Of her years to be thought quit
young)-Really, prefer to look on.
am getting too old to dance, you Know
Mr.. Affable (who prides himself on q
ways saying the right thing)-Oh, COM
now, you are not old. I don't believ|
you are within ten years of as old as yoE
look.
This from the Southern Gurchma,
is too good to skip: A good answer wsE
made by an old Christian, who, when ,
was asked what his business was, sail
ITO serve God; but I pound iron to pal