The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1892-04-14
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.

- Courage fails whom God no longer
supports.
Colorado has newspaper called
The Watermelon.
All the trees of the tropics except
those imported from colder climates are
evergreens.
- Be honest in your convictions, main
tain them with 6rmness but don't fall
out with your friend because be does not
agree with you.
- EARLY Risers, Early Risers, Early
Risers, the famous little pills for consti-
patton, sick headache, dyspepsia and ner-
vousness.-Wilhte & Wilhite.
= The curious information is given
that the crown of England, which is val.
ued at 100000, has been in pawn four
times, once for $4,000.
She: 1t is always the unmarried
man who knows all about the women.
He: Yes, l have noticed that the man
who knows all about women won't marry
them.
- Mrs. l.. R. Patton, Rockford, ILL.,,
writes: From personal experience can
recommend De Wits Sarsaparilla, euro
for impure blood and general debility
Wilhite e. Wilhite.
join in any movement which will
have tendency to elevate the standard
of excellence of the horses of your neigh.
borhood. An increase in the value of the
horses will bring many dollars into a
community.
"A letter mailed at Mobile, Ala, on
December 29, 1910, has just reached its
destination, Kalamazoo, Mich. 1t was
not valuable letter, and there is no e1-
planation of its detention. The man who
wrote.it has been dead three years.
We truly believe De Wits Little
Early Risers to Ee the most natural, most
effective, most prompt and economical
pill for billiousness, indigestion and in.
active liver.-Wilhite & White.
"A man who died in Cincinnati, O.,
8 few days ago, it js said, had not siugle
hard substance in his body which would
indicate that he had possessed such
thing as a bone. Even his skull was of
about the same consistency as India rub
Der.
- According to a recent reckoning, a
human being of either sex, who is
moderate eater and who lives to be 70
years old, consumes during the "dsys of
the years of his life" 4 quantity of food
which would fill twenty ordinary railway
luggage vans.
= "Late to bed and early to rise will
shorten the road. to your home In the
Skies" But early to bed and "Little
Early Riser," the pill that makes life
longer and better and wiser.-Wilhite &
White.
- One OF the drawbacks connected
with Queen Victoria's lofty station is the
law that forbids her reading documents
or receiving any letters except from her
own family until they have been ecruti-
nized by the person in charge Of the roy
al correspondence.
"A Portland (Ore.) exchange says
that o resident of that town has the tail
of rattlesnake in his possession con-
tanning fifty four rattles and button. 1t
seems incredible that ra,tlesnake could
attain the age Of fifty four years, yet the
rsttles we're there to prove it, and were
seen by numerous citizens.
1t is fixed and immutable law that
to have good, sound health one must have
pure, rich and abundant blood. There is
no shorter nor surer route than by
course of De Wits Sarsaparilla.-
g. WilhIte.
AT Athens, Ga, farmer came along
with hen, and meeting an Athens mer.
chant they soon drove bargain, and the
hen was left at the merchants store. The
farmer went of, saying that he would call
by little later and get the money. He
had hardly gotten out of sight when the
hen laid an egg. Then farmer soon came
back and demanded the egg in addition
to his pay for the hen. The merchant
paid him for the hen, but refused to turn
over the egg to him. This caused much
and soms feeling between the
parties. The dispute is aptto get into the
courts.
Bright people are the quickest to re-
cognize good thing and buy it. We sell
lots of bright people the Little Early Ri
scrs. If you are not bright these pills will
make you so.-Wilhite 81 Wilhite.
- Inquisitive city people in'tte coun-
try sometimes find small satisfaction in
catechizing little country boys about their
names and affairs. A "summer boarder"
once said to 8 small boy dressed iu ging.
ham waist, long trousers and bare feet:
"Hello, little boyl What's your name?"
"same's as pas" said the little boy.
"What's your pas name?" "Same as
mine." II mean, what do they call you
when they call you to breakfast ?" "They
don't nuvver call me to breakfast" "Why
don't they?" "Cause I alluz git there
the first one."
-sIf dull, spiritless and stupid; if your
blood is thick and sluggish; if yonr ap-
petite is capricious and uncertain, you
need a Sarsaparilla. For best results take
De Witt's.-Wilhite and Wilhite.
= Many people promise anything you
ask of them, but make a small matter of
keeping their promises. They enter into
engagements with you to do this or that,
to meet you o. call on you at certain
time or to do 80 some favor for you, and
utterly fail to fulfill their engagements.
Surely we ought to keep sedulous watch
over ourselves in this regard We ought
m he faith FIJI IN The nromisea we rnota