St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-01-14
SUNRISE SIGNALS.

SUNRISE SIGNALS.
Col. Elliott F. Shepard not only declines to
apologize for his editorial profanity but even
goes so far rs to claim that 1.-The world be
ID" is not profanity. And we are still
shipping missionaries ana red suspenders to
South Africa.
To Tax Incomes-First, catch your income,
which, by the way, was an exceedingly diff
cult thing to accomplish twenty-five years
ago.
The Chicago Globe inquiries: WAS Eve an
old mans darling?" Evidently; she got the
old man into heap of trouble.
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Y With CARA on one side and President Diaz
on the other, the republic OF Mexico is sim
ply standing between the devil and the deep
sea.
Scribendus Il have here an article on
Brow ming.
Boston Editor Excuse me, but we are just
getting over Browning and tackling Puck.
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Managing Editor-What have you got there
Skippy:
cup-Eullor-A communication from ' err
itas.
/ Managing Editor-Does he say Honest
confession is good for the soul?"
Sub Editor-No.
Managing Editor (excitedly)-Give it to me-
quickly We have struck an original genius
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Tramp Grimsey-Hi, Smiksey Thar's er
milk house over on tibet thar farrum
Tramp Smiksey-Is, hey? All right. Say
muffin, but saw wood
Tramp Grimsey-rm willn' ter say muffin
but darned eff I'll saw wood
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In securinga favorable ruling from the
supreme court Mr.. Counselman appears to
have been assisted by other counselmen of
superior legal acumen.
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The blatant Chilians are still stoning Amer
lean sailors, but B. Harrison's presidential
boom goes marching on towards Minneap-
oils.
Will some one please ring up Emin Pasha
and lelephonically inform him that economi-
cal American journals are using his picture,
fez, tassel. spectacles and whiskers, to repre-
sent that other pasta, Toothplck. who was
inadvertently poisoned a few days since ?
wilderness of South Africa
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When cured patient leaves Dwight,
ILL.,, the hotel band plays, He Will Never
Come Back''-aIiye
Opines the New York Recorder: "If An
drew jackson were alive today ne would be
with the Republican party" This is one of
those mean things that can be said about
man with impunity, simply because the man
is dead.
Kansas City is in the convention fight and
must win. Our reputation for getting there
Is at stake.-Kansas City Times. Also your
reputation for getting left
r."
SO the capture of the grip bacillus has been
effected. Well, this particular bacillus is
one in a million.
DR.. Graves is to be hanged in two weeks
Still. among the compensations OF this world
is the fact that this particular condemned
murderer is not to be burned alive in chair
of electrocution.
In 1888 Jim Blaine coeuettishly flirted with
the Republican party until it got mad and
shook HIM. Evidently he is now playing the
same doubedealing game, and will most
likely achieve the same result All political
as we'll as matrim on ial, flirts should be ree-
gated to the consomme. Only most per-
feet automatic system OF block-sgnals can
prevent Blaine's boom from being telescoped
by Il. Harrison's.
I, The general debility of Republicanism is
prominently indicated by a super1uity of
stomachic disturbance aud liver-pad lItera-
ture
i 1t costs ST. minute to talk by telephone
( from Paris to London. To English bene-
diets: Keep your mothers -ln-iaw in Paris.
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The editor of the Arizona Kickeri is referred
to an exchange which says that the bullet
| from Mannlicher rife will go through four
! men standing close together.
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S-s-s-sh, The p-a-h cop promises to be a
fibre.
Says the Detroit Free Press: IF the Bos-
ton IL Maine railroad wants to get out from
under the weight of the interstate CONNIE rec
decision relative to passes, the decision
points the way Indeed recent decision
of the United States supreme court points
the way" for the interstate commerce com
mission. and that way leads directly into the
yawning soup.
Our terra Gotta twilight contemporary, the
New York Telegram, ed1torially calls atten-
ton to Mayor Grant and Bad Water But
how much better is this than were it forced
to speak of Mayor Grant and bad whisky.
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- The reading public will be pleased to learn
that the Henry George who has gone back on
the land tax theory is not the same Henry
George who originated it.
While England may expect every man to
do his duty, it is evident that Kansas people
are not OF the same patriotic sentiment. just
now there is a feeling manifested in the
southwestern corner of Kansas that Judge
Botkin should resign, simply because he has
done his whole judicial duty, in the face of
vigorous opposition from desperadoes
eventuating i'll bloodshed. At times, con-
servatism, like conscience. makes towards of
us all.