The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1892-06-22
The NEWS" TURN NOW

or the Mugwump Is an irldesceht
dream.
Grover Cleveland is reported as having lots
or run catching bluefsh at Buzzard oays
while the delegates are sweltering al Chicago'
Newport News.
There seems to be no corner OF the coun-
try where the eventuations OF the week are
awaited with more calmness than IN the
neighborhood of Marion, Mass. .-Provi-
dence Journal
Same sentiment, but better put by the
NEWS; organizations" is awful. SEN
timent itself all poppycock. Cleveland
has wire running into his house,
special service and an operator. Whit
ney telegraphs him constantly all day
long.
The winning ticket is:
For President-David Bennett Hill or
New York.
For Vice President-Isaac Pusey Gray
1t is Democratic up and down, down
and up, the kind to get every Democratic
vote.-New York Sun.
Poor Dana, crochety, cranky, creaky
Dana; never suited, always boiling
well, you may get half you want this
time. Gray would rather tag after
Satan then be left off the ticket" by
your own words.
What will the harvest bei II will de
pend upon the kind of seed sown at Chi
cago this week.-W Woonsocket Evening
Call
The political corn and potatoes may
be hoed by Boies, but they'll have to get
along without Killing.
Mr.. Cleveland is better than his party.
The country has more confidence in him
than it has in it.-New Bedford Journal.
Exploded excuse for Cleveland-only-
ism, Who elected Flower Governor of
New York? Who gave great State
over to the tigers teeth and claws?
Who helped Hill to last winters legis-
lative pickings and stealings? Who is
this very week chaffering for votes Of
New York's biggest unhung rascals?
S. Grover Cleveland!
Tammany has spoken 1t may be
moral cowardice" on the part of the ma
tional Democracy to heed this protest Of
the regular Democrats of the State of
New York, but it will be certain defeat il
IL is not needed by the Chicago conven-
tion.-Nashua Republican.
This is an acute prophecy by a we'll
written and clean-looking paper, which
does the Republicans of the Granite
State great credit. Cleveland, strong
elsewhere, is weak in New York, even
If all the Tammany braves shout for
him.
Ladies who wonder how their husbands
who have gone TO Chicago are enjoying
themselves have only To light the oil
stove, turn up the wick until it belches
forth volumes of blackness, and then hire
q few hundred small boys to yell.-N. Y.
Herald
This program goes some way toward
a verisiniilitudinous Chicago at home,
but it isn't complete. You want to un.
seal the traps and let the sewer gas into
the house; charter five hundred bar
rooms in the immediate neighbor hood
and incite them to vigorous business; re-
inforce the small boys with select as
sortment Of prairie cyclones and thun-
der storms; set up 500 by 300 by 100
dry goods box in the back yard and tar
the cover; run seventy-five railroads into
the next block and turn a drove of
Texas steers loose i'm the street-and
you'll be able very family to image forth
convention week Chicago.
The Herald rather ungracious,y calls
attention to the fact that twenty years
ago Whitelaw Reid, Chauncey NJ Depew
and Senator Hiscock were booming the
Democratic ticket.-Boston Traveller.
No; what they really were booming
was an independent Republican fusion
ticket headed by Horace Greeley. The
only very straight Democratic ticket
that year was headed by Charles O'Con-
or.
The Tammany delegates to Chicago say
that the water Of that city is good
enough to wash in. and what more does
anybody want OF water anyway! Boston
Herald.
The Tammany delegates have forgot
ten that water is very important in
gredient of beer.
The exhuberant Major Mckinley will
not go to Washington to officially notify
President Harrison of his renomination.
The atmosphere in New York will I'M
prove more congenial to Gov.
than the frownin0 clouds that
would darken his pathway should he ven
ture to visit Washington. - Pawtucket
Mckinley was in Washington when
this was written; he had waited upon
the President before it was i'm type, but
one doesn't expect accuracy in Demo-
cratic paragraphing.
If Samuel j. Randall and Thomas A.
Hendricks were alive to-day they would
be in Chicago at work for some other man
than Grover Cleveland.-N. Y. Press
The great Pennsylvania and the great
Hoosier knew that the country for which
their lives were spent was developed by
the tariff.
There is no doubt since the publication
Of Senator Hills silver letter that he
could poll more votes than Mr.. Cleveland
in Colorado. But Colorado Is not a
State and New York is.-New
York World.
Pshaw Colorado is good deal more
of doubtful State than New York,
from present appearances.
The Syracuse delegation may not get
into the Chicago convention, but they can
content themselves with the reflection
that the wigwam is nothing but a rickety
old barn, anyhow.-Boston Herald.
And they would be dead right. The
man who tempts fate in the wan
stands a good chance Of being dead,