Feliciana sentinel. [volume] (St. Francisville, La.) 1877-1892, 1892-03-19
PlTh AND POINT.

AN Irtshman. struggling to get on
. pair OF new boots. exclaimed: II
shall never get 'em on ut NIL till wear
en- a day or two"
Tho other fellow is always getting
of the good thing we were just on the
point of tossing out to beniRhted
world-Roston journal.
When young man is first married
all the cake his wife makes is angel
cake to him. no matter what It may
seem like to other people.-Life.
-"Hnve you any icc?" asked zen.
tleman of . waiter at restaurant
mo, sir" was the reply; but the water
We have is three degrees colder"
"A correspondent who does not give
his full name, sends us n poem headcd:
care You Weary?" We nave read it at
tentively, and can truly say We are
Buffalo Commercial.
We have noticed that no matter
where q man has n pain he Is always
satisfied that he would be very brave
and patient il it was only somewhere
else.-Rochester Post
One Was Enough. -Suitor-''1 como
to ask you for your daughters hand. :"
Her Father-"She is my only dnugh.
ter" Suitor-"Well. sir. she is all I
want. Blade.
There are people who enjoy dinner
. great deal more II the restaurant card
put before them is headed ''menu" than
If it bears the old-fashioned heading.
"bill of fare."-Lowell Times.
-Portly Dame with the aid of her
maid. struggling into her last senson's
winter jacAet)--''Why, Jane. l really
believe this thing has shrunk." 'Yes.
MN: it is really wonderful how clothes
do shrink at your time of life. BLACK.
stones Commentaries
As a matter Of good form, the con.
tributor to the newspaper now accom-
panics his manuscript with n note rs.
suring the editor that this submission
of the poem to him does not necessarily
imply any lack OF merit on his-the
AUTHORIZATIONS Post.
Anxious Wife-"What is his all
mcnt, doctor?" Physician-"I pro.
nouncc it paresis, madam" Boston
sicl. man feebly)-"According tore.
cent authorities, you-don't pronounce
it-corrcctly. The accents on tho
first syllable. Chicago Tribune.
-"You don't know how to play chess
do YOU, Mr.. Adlet?" asked Miss Skitts,
with q look at the clock. which insli.
Gated 1880 p. IN. ''Why, yes. l do.
Miss Skitts. What made You think
] didn't?" "Why, you don't seem tc
know when It's your move. "-Brooklyn
Life.
Paddy O'Ryan-"Plaze mum, and
wad We be nfther buyin' amy noice
pcraties, this day2" Lady Of the
House-''But these potatoes which you
have are sun burned" Paddy-"Faix
mum, and they'll soon be hailed of thot.
I've rubbed thin we'll with glycerine,
MUM"
And do You really love me.
George?" she asked. "Love you" re.
peated George, fervently. Why.
while was bidding you good-hy III
the porch last night. dear. the dog bit o
large piece out of the calf Of my leg.
and never noticed it until got home:
Love you!"-Once A Week.
Ills Misfortune, not His Fault
'It is rot our fault that we are red
headed and SMALL" says western cd.
itor; land the next time one of those
overgrown rural ROSTERS in 4 ballroom
reaches down for our head, and sug.
Cests that some fellow has lost rose.
bud ont Of his button-hole. there will.
be trouble"
-Clothier "Why did you charge
that man six dollars for n five-dollar
pair of pants?" New Clerk - "He
wanted a six-dollar pair, and the
highest priced pants in the store are
fve-doIIar ones. so gave him n pair OF
those" Cloth ier-s'Tou may consider
your salary increased from ten to
twelve dollars. "-Harper's Bazar.