New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-31

There is a tribe I'm Central Africa among whom
speahors in pubic debate, are required to stand ON
enc leg while Speeding and TO speak only long
As they can SO stand How would It do to adopt
this rule at hercsy trials
sioux Falls. or Clicago-The Ohio woman hai
called t. her lawyer about bringing suit for a.
vOrCe from her In band.
bring suitlr De asked with dignity.
TIMER. WE'LL" size hrsita''d. I haven't d'c.dei
whether II Shall D" Daaon grouni or Alhos
eround.r-(yelO.t Free Pres
An OF veteran toll, this story Of General sherman
IN Tie Washington r.st:" u waf in a a.i'ad
ar ~ certain occasion. going 10 IT, ln.eiia: Z .
monument TO some General We VIZ IN ODE ,n'ieT,
when General sherman. who lad been la,a n 20
sleeping car. o.me in. He sat down and beam ,aE-
ing to ne IN fcw minutes IN old soldier ,ano IN
and said General sherman. l want % SHAKE Da"ds
Wit you. / an AZ old -oldicr who fought tL;pnsl
tho No. Tell NE. said General shcrmln. reaching
ont his hsud. DID you put down the rc0ellon' No.
Well. 81, down then: am always glad to talk WIKI
an old soldier Who tiint pl. t,sn tie leJ-i1ea''
Tho Three object. for Lrvnr-Tho Youthful In
tcsro-auon ioint-Is IaanR,e'ln- all oyer nov, pat
w. Youthful l. P.-Ar Christmas,
TAc Youthful l. P-wcll then. low nr OF :, ID
to t.e Fourth Z Juy '-tChiclco News Record.
Public opinion OF Washington. Offers three
prize, Of $40. 500 end 800 for e three best essays
tho Question. " WHAT. :! any '-ii- III b' 'ii-i-
grafton Jaws 4c e>p~!ier,
sizing Thorn rp-Heae vai'rrrDdat you al Fn2 2I,
auy hotter tan ~ rut that tail slim party. WIN rs
hair comlcd straight hach smco b face ana "hlte
cravat al the same table With that man that has me
brstne rompadonr an 'l, diamond ,1lr' 7' .1il,
Nrw Walter y, They 10Th look Ike g nilemen.
Head Waiter What's the difference Don't you
know how 70 size ~ nan up, rhcy.u De having a
vrnsle about opening tne Word tair on S h.
al II already blame you- Chicago Tribune.
some far Western and southwestern papers are
discussing the de.alty Of introducing the kangaroo
I'm those rcel.n. They say tie kangaroo Is val liable
because ~ rs ec,romic value in flesh. fur and
f.or D.,r, and also because Of the novel sport Il
would afford taking in this particular The place Of the
de,luct huaal0. II Is said the kangaroo would 10
we'll in rodons altogether unfit for other Stock
some say It would be more profitable = raise KAN
curoos than steers.
Tn. Side door 10 Llterature.-"I never thought
,bot N,ly Braynse would be foolish enough 10 marry
Lord De Kay. ohr Is not ore should expect ID Dc
"S. W. Isn't fascinated She wants 70 get better
prices from the arazlnss. "-lndianap lis Journal
4 CORRESPONDENT n THE Boston Transcript" thinks
that yDc writer's ought write the names OF the per
sons T. whom they write letters IN capital letters TO
use ordinary letters he says shows lack OF con-
sderaou and good taste. no printer OF any standing
,g,rld issue letter printed In this way HIS tram
inc IN his art has distinctly taught him not TO do IT,
Manufacturers Of typewrtcrs claim that their ma
chine, are educators-tha tie operators must neces
,o,tlv become proficient in spelling punctuation ana
,h. nroper use OF capitals but somehow this little
matter Of proprlety and good taste In address ara
Signature has thus far been greatly overlooked
vo,cb,,lrars, -Smartlelgh-NOw. II all
busin,sses were concentrated on certain streets Tor
instance dycrs on Deys bunco Tm FAY ana
~ on where would the jewellers and watchmaAers
eol ,,u,,o,
Su,artirlrh-Ah! but there IS no Minute ST.
Dnllegl-Oh. yes there Is.
Dpilnirh-IIow about slxty-second 1.-THE jewelers.
Circular.
Gambia which IS older than this country, and
inst about rs large has only $4,000 miles OF rail-
,oad,
nntcher-T need a boy about your size, and will give
Appucamt~Wul have a chance TO rsei ..
aYcs' | want you to be here at O'Clock every
morning ."-(llic.
In GEORGIA they are beginning to call the tlnrd
nsrtv men 'snollygosters.' This Is quite as OUT
land.ah a word as Mugwump. and sounds much moN
hlppant.
81 vous pait-Mr. Hollahan tat a fashionable res
tonronU~win yez have some OF dis dish. Maria'
M Mrs m1iIh"i plate What name yezi
Mrs Iollahan-Shure, what do huoM -, Cyr
heard Frenchy yander say it.-(rhe jewelers. 'n-
cular.
MAYNARD.
In former times. those crimes too mean ana baSe'
Too void OF manness-to share the meei
or deeds OF violence. on the gailows treeu
Werc punished with the pill0rys disgrace
Emf now the Bench OF Justice IS the pace
To hold our rogues M 10 the common h"'''
And the meek Difference of the advocate
Stands for the h0Otlngs OF the popnlaoe'
| And vet methnks that shrinking wretch "ou'U '''
For humber robes his Nessus SHIRT oN''''
| lie knows the spotted ermine hides IN V"i"
The Scarlet Letter burning In his breast u,,.