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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-12
He was whistling, and she didn't like it.

He was WhlstIlng, and she DIDN'T Ike it.
II wish" she said, "when you are walk
ing with me, you wouldn't whistle; it is
extremely rude.n
Pm whistling for the want of thought. "
be replied, with evident intent TO be very
crushing.
"lf that's what it's for" she remarked
b" think l may say without fear OF success
full contradiction by any one who knows
you, that you don't have tor
Then he stopped. Detroit Free Press.
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Little Bobby-Papa, did you ever see
cyclone carrying houses around up In the
air, and COWS and horses and wagons upside
downf Papa-No, my son. Little Bobby
did you ever see a sea serpentg Papa
No, my son. Little Bobby--I should think
It I'D be tiresome TO live so long and never
see anything. Good News
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Called back
to health
every tired,
ailing nervous
woman. The
IN edicine to
bring her hack
is DR., Pierce's
Favorite Pre-
scription. II
she's weak run
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NURSERY.
KIESLINGS NURSERY.

WHITE BLUFF ROAD.
DLANTS, Bouquets, Designs, Cut Flowers
IL furnished to order Leave orders at Savan-
nah Piano Co.. cor. Bull and York SIS. The Belt
Railway passes through the nursery. Telephone
$40
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denotes trace Of rain or snow.
L. ii. SAYrR, Observer, Weather Bureau
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TINTED STATES ENGINEER OFFICE,
~ CHARLESTON. 8. c.. Aug. 0, 1899. Notice
Is hereby given to all parties interested In the
wreck Of tugboat ''B. f. Huger," in eastern
branch Of Cooper river, and Of two wrecks.
names unknown. in Quimby Greek. South
Carolina, or in the csrRoes il any, of said craft.
that IL same are not removed within thirty
days II is che purpose OF che Honorable the
Secretary OF War of the United States to treat
said wrcc ks AMI cargoes as abandoned and dere-
lict. and cause their removal as prescribed by
Section T. Act OF Congress approved June la
1880 Sealed proposals for removing these
wrecks will be received at this office until "a
NOON Of Sept. o. 1882, aud then publicly opened.
Specifications, blank forms and all available IN"
formation will be furnished on application to
this office. FREDERIC v. ABBOT, Captain OF
Engineers.
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CHEAP ADVERTISING.
ONE CENT A WORD.

ADVERTISEMENTS, H Words or mora, in
this column inserted for ONE CENT WORD,
Cash In Advance, each insertion.
Everybody who has any want 20 supply, any
thing to buy or sell any business or acoommo-
dattona to securei indeed, any wish to crafty,
should advertise In this column
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-12

BowLER-The sea air is very bracing.
Surfaca-Yss; but how can q man benefit by
it when seaside hotels prices cause nervous
prostratiol ?-NeW York Herald.
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FALk CLOTHING co.

Those who have retained
from wearing the ordinary
CoIored Shirt thinking
them little too negIiqee
in appearance, will find
the Diyaracatiye Shirt lust
the thing for them. # is
strictly a neat, high-cIass
garment but possesses all
of the comfortable features
of the negIigee,
FALK CLOTHING co.
Ifyou battle in the surf you ought to
wear a Neptune Suit. Some Of the
most expert swimmers have been
drowned in the surf With a Neptune
Suit it Is absolutely impossible TO
drown.
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LIMITED STATES ENGINEER OFFICE.
~ CHARLESTON, s. c., Aug. o. 1892.
Scaled proposals for dredging Brickyard Greek.
8. c., will be received at this Office until IL
publicly opened. Specifications, blank forms.
and all available information will be furnishes
on application to this office. FREDERIC ".
ABBOT, Captain OF Engineers.
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TT 8. ENGINEER OFFICE. CHARLESTON S.
~ . O.. August 0, i893-Sealed proposals for
dredging, revetting banks, and building dam
in Wappoo Cut, 8. c., vii! be received at this
ONCE until II NOON OF SEPTEMBER 0, 1892, and
then publicly opened. Specifications. blank
forms, and all available information will bs
furnished on application 10 this Office FREDs
ERIC V. ABBOT, Captain of Engineers.
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FOR SALE.


TOR SALE-Family leaving city desire 70
Il sell out, cheap. Apply 26s West Broad
stree
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-21

This nId~tin>e, hjel. -''lu-s orgnuizs.
tlnn, now comprising - artist. Of e-.
tallfsh-d reputation in refined mill
~trr|~y. will appear Ii, tn" op>ra house,
"Wednesday +vtniux, May 18th. Thi~
Company IL, hy liz Way :otn}"'rt Of
white men only. The ladi*$ e~1ec-
tally delight IL p>troiiztug Grrton'.
Nin~tr-I@ II. they long hav- bourne
thu reputation Ut having lo;htng IL
their performance THAI ~ III 'hr least
objection, h;t--in either w,rl nr nf-
tim. t;prtnu vii give his faint"
x 1T hund operA air conc-1; III T.
o'rlnrk. I'M II. un the CORNER. nf Main
and SIKH. streets. The unEf 'rn,ed
para IT. will fnl|ow at l:!.:jD. Seats are
on sale ut :<nvugc'-- drugstore at regu>
lar prizes.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-21

This term Ina- lit be applI' d To Stew
ms Point, l,'*:tu ru th+ Wisconsin
C+ntrAl i}u =. ~ f|.- rate ay To the
va~t forest 1tt VA ttlth tXt"lIti. north
to ]: IKE >uIttlH. tttrt lice of -01
mites without II l,rt.,,k on ~ count III
lt4 vast lnnlJ~r lt.ttt~- - Tile WIS.,
cnn-:n river, tn wti'h the 1unhtrilter,
hAvt gwen TIE familiar and -utl!t " Int
afft ctlunnle title If "Ui.t Wt-.,,t-, nnnt
Al.n+ arts ~ Il iutlbrr tired, tn the
city by furnishing through it, numer-
Gus trttltnrlt MI outlet tor Thousands
If actt- ut pine in the upper c,untty,
hut It Furnishes Il water p'wer that IL
.tron1 only 10 That If E+tilAh and
Menu-lN which citit. III. A'sp lurattd
III the "Cettin!,' M>tliuu. VI tut at
Humber arr .rlt=tttrv v+ar, giving tnl-
i,lntn1+l4t 10 a,ut diets If iu+n. II
ad'li l<tn II VII. it!;4.her trade, it hut
nusutlUll@ tn~r nuntltA"t,rit>: 1T If
}"r- Where. tIr fAr+ rur IN ,}'- Hf ifle
Wi-t'.l-fn en- raj ll.l+~ ;tI+ /. ,l..H
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-21

This remedy ~ hee. ming % we T.
known AMI :" popular ~ to need mt
special me..:lo'. AL who have nsrd
Electric Eitt-l* ling th. ann ~o'&g If
trni~e.~-A 1ur+r medicine dor" 'lW rx>
iat and 1t j. Guaranteed Ia tn all t(l4t
II claimed. +. e'trir bitter. viii rnrt
all ,ii-tn@e. =: the liver and Kidneys,
will remove tjn'ptr~, hollis. ttt Fhrum
and u t-r affections cAu-tt( h.; Impure
blu d.~-Wili driv. n,lltrt. from The
system antl prevent Nv we'll A. ture ull
nlaIarial few r-.- F. l. cure Of headache,
t:>ll4t itAtitn and indigestion try Fec
tic Hi.t4r@. Entire satisfaction guar
*n1rrd, or nl"liey refunded Price sic.
and 81 % ut W. +. Savnge's.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-21
Republican, IttEat f>fub.

Tho regular meeting If ht T'm Carr
ter republican l"Agte club will b. held
tonight nj thu city tull. One If tht
feature > IF ll,+ ent+rtujnni+ ut program
vii! be ii 1'"prr ~ Philip May" ou
"'Ihe negro If t<t}ny.' THE "|d~-
ur+.h rnt.e tor the t.tttrnl+I.t If IN IL
political con itiOn ~ attracting ntttn~
tion everywhere. aud it Will he Ut ill.,
tercst to all to HEIR what al inte!ti-
gent and thinking member Of tie race
has to say On the subject. Business
meeting at >:3'|. literary exercise ut .
n'E:lnrk.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-21
sworn Torlnrntnrs of the lnIni@itinn,

What cnrtd they for the srt'ans Of the victim
m IN lHy >ir Glued upon tho rack Yet l'e"
whn-r l!rArt> are nrthrr IT, hard liz tlI" neither
!nl}1 >tnt4r. liter whntc fnEttlule il exce~ni|r.
nftcn have ito pity I'll Themselves voluntarily
lenr lifr 1uns tuttnrt hf u'xltrt. EEfn1nti=m.
TIM most nzu:i2n* and ub-t nntt Ut complaints
il. PERHAPS. nl"rr Frequently neglected IN IL III
ciprlcy thin a:.y nthtr, tho preliminary
t~ingr~ 4hiu.s ut tlrvn Il, tile credit Of cuM
lii ,hr bones Which will ra-> nWns 81 it*rlf
Singular fatuits fatal alslutiuu. Hr-ttttnr.e
Stomach nittrr~ j. Il Intttn! >afr:tartl against
thu trrrihl. inrnntt- of This itl~aon> a!iH stah-
Eeruu. ,nnfnsEs dangerous hncHuse ri itspr"nt.
nr>> IL attack tht heart, thr stnt nf life. Neu-
rt4lgia j. nl,n rsftttnally cuEntcractcI anH
rtli,.ytn by tllt I}ittrr-. Mn1nrH, kidney COM
I1Aint~, debility, indigestion. hilinn>t,>>. In
griplr. loss Of appetite aud tho inability IT,
sleep Among the complaints era'tieab1e with
this genial corrective.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-21

The scientific gent who announced
some weeks ago that the world was
about on its last annual tour of the
universe, and that 1t would shortly en-"
ter upon what he was pleased TO term
1.-THE glacial perlod,' Seems to have
been the only fellow who has il
strnight tip OH the weather Tor this
spring at least. The atmosphere has
been extremely "glaoial' for some
weeks pust, and even The SUN IL ems to
have pulled both in colnr nnd energy !,
his rays hot having sufficient strength
to raise Il man sitting behind tbs rags
get}e4t of hob.tu'l t|u,l, u. Still the
"fuIr und warmer" siEnnla lily yEerrily
from, tho symmetrical Flagstaff Of tile
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-21

The tu"!!;t't- II The PRESENT dry fol
tue production 1T everything that wilt
comfort nt mankind arg almost ,!h1in.-
ited and hen ~ rlp n1 Figs was frs
rrWlureti the wnrltI WIS enriched witt
the only tt,l fnt't laxative known, ~ il
The DULY REMEDY which II truly rs~ns
ing and refreshing IL the taste and
t,rOn,tt ann eiItt.tutl ia c}tnn-t4 the
system gently IN the @tr'ngtinr Of in
f.trt, ut any tInlr. an'l In. better 1t l.
known tht more lrtI''llAr it brroln.e.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-21

Sheriff Jones yesterday received a
telegram from Billings, asking him to
be Present al the trains and watch for
Sam Russell, who at All early hour on
Friday morning shot and m"rta|ly
wounded Il man named Turner in u
sporting place. The sheriff visited the
trains az requested, but saw not lug
ri the refugee. Sam is well-known III
this city. aud has many friends who
will regret this rash act of the young
man. No particulars further than the
above could be- obtained.
LATEK.-A Dispatch received last
night stated thut Russell had been ar
rested In Billings.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-21

\ century al progress mas not pro-
duted II remedy equal to Ety's Cream
Balm Tor cntarrh, cold in the head nnd
hay fever. 1t ia not liquid or snuff,
but ii perfectly sufe and easily applied
pto the no1trlla. It gives immediate
relief and cures the worst cases.
Don't suy there is no help for hay
fever, cntarrh or cold in the head, sine
thousands testify that EIy's Cream
Balm has entirely cured them. Itsu-
persedes the dangerous ute of liquids
aud +nut14. 1t Ia easily applied INTO
the nostrfls, md gives relief at once.
Price, 80 cents.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-21
Quite unexpectedly, General Merit

Quite unexpectedly, General Merritt
and hlA party arrived at Fort keogh
yesterday morning hy early train. hut
notwithstanding the early hour, the
gurri4on WIS taratled ana IA Reneral'-
salute Of thirteen guns fired. lnsrer>
tion Of the post and command occupied
most Of thu forenoon, and On the &c.
l4yt.} afternoon train the visitors '1e
f,atted, eaHt bnuntl.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-21

DR.. Whitney may be- congratulated
now ri having the power under Ger.
tain conditions to +iyn hi+ maine.
&C. :. Whitney, Grand Chancellor Of
the Grand Lodge, X. Of T., fur thu
Jurisdiction II Montana" Tie title l.,
little longer aud mt quite as hroAh
n the ro-@e*sor Of It, Dut 1t gives u
pleasure to ray that IT has teeu lln'1-
e>liy &Frned, aau will he worthily
worn. Such Il distinction il Indeed utl
tluror-c ,edi;ahlc alike to the reciri-
err. his lodge, and the community in
which he lives.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-21

The te~t -A1ve in the world for cuts,
sores, letter, chnpped hands, chiitlains
corn and skin ernption-, and positively
rutts pllts or no Iay retH1iNh. It $
guaranteed Ia give per:rct satisfaction
nr n1onty refunded. Price p per I,oS
Fu: ~,4t 'y w. T.. Savage.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-21

George Eichtnterx ol the Bier Hall
takes pleasure III announcing to his
,atr"l-, 10 the trade, and to the p,p.i"
generally, that he not only. Sill, the
Original Budweiser BEER, hut that he
cnn also furnish the celebrated BA'-
tholonlAg Rochester Export Beer tn
quart. and pints, to suit his customers
Wishes
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-21

a fair gathering congrekated at the
PIT @byterjun church lat evening IL
participate in the conversation social,
Tnt affair WAS Il novel thing of it,
kind, Att Ill the current topics Of the
day wee discussed. At the clos. III
the conversation refreshments wrrt
served. and then the gathering dis
pe1sed t. their respective homes,
greatly benefited by the evenings
&liecussinH
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-21

On Sunday, The reverend. John
Dunlap Of the Presbyterian chut ch
aud II. =. Boy}an of the Methodist
church will mike All exchange Of pull
pits, canIl discolreing to the cougreKa>
ton of the other.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-21

"Goh ht.ss the lHdie+,' ~ always Il
hroritt expression, and It WAS n4o+t
appropriately trl,rt Il by tie ,)utKSA1.
f'rce Iu-t night when they undit the
tempting luncheon CONSIDERABLY s.nt
i'll with til" ~ npltnirnt. Of the ]adlt'~'
all >M:iety 1T tie pie-bytrlia church.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-21

At II meeting If the ball club on
Thursday night, the uniform for the
club WIS chosen. It In to he stet |
gray shit and pucts, b!at k stocking Il
and belt, and black cap with white
stripes, which Will make o. ;'eat, tHHty
suit aud oue which will not show the
r'.rult Of thu gu'uc US white one
WDuiI
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-21

The lew Blood and Skin Purifier and greatest Of
lfumur HtnrtA, internally IT. clv.rl-t the hl'tul
t'''T1tuEA, the great Skin turr, and trTittHA
SOAP. an exquisite .kn frautifrr, externally to
lear the skin and 3calp and rtrtorr thu har,
rvr: species IT ax,'ll2inx itching burning rc.ly,
aid rimrly dista~.- II the rkin, scalp, and blood.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-21

After the grip Hoods Satsnparilla
will restore yoNr strength and health,
and expel every trace Of poison from
the blood.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-21

Boston &Wiliau1s.:des1re to inform the
public. Tint they nre engaged IN the
Wond business, ind hereafter will he;
pleased to receive o1ders. for stove wcod
They guarantee to furnish FIRST c1aas
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-21

r, Y, Madoc Jones returned on No.
Thursday night from England where
he spent the winter. He will leave
for tho ranch On l4ooate creek this ar
ttFnOnt1,
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-21

t'trrIngc Painting, Etc.
Tn Monday, February 9Th, the I'M
dtr>ignrd will open shop in the old
Court House @aln,n for cnrriAge paint
Ing. vanishing If furniture, etc. First
class work guaranteed.
PEN HftD
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-21

G.. r. Middleton returned from Bill
ling yesterday morning and went back
again on the delayed train.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-21

+. H. Marsh, formerly superintend~
emf Of the Yellowstone division passed
east yestcrdaay, returning from Il trip
to the coast.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-21

weather bureau, and the barren hol'r
that spnle day it will be flair Ant!
WArmtr' II nurturtn in the breast Of
ftinu.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-21

Tho pnper fur the Gorton minstrel
company, which appear at the Rink
On the 25th inst, was posted around
the city yesterday.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-21
.tDt.K<AI. WEATHER REPORT.

WEATHER FORECAST,
W,-!lI$t,TtS. MAY 81.
ru Observer, Mills tity, Mr1ltunA;
j.. :Nu4tu4,a~Fair: wArtarr.
"::=. ~: ~. HARKI\GTU\.
*":~ II. t'liof nf Wrnshtr purta11..
<urE-The above forecast l. for y: tu'urs from
il. tlafr,
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-21

Yesterdays trains were all delayed a
little, No. being the most-~about four
hours.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-21


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W! VA: n 3oA
tA'.F'* mud ttAn
F"n IN hnstrr~
1T Y l''~h f<'.t1 can
Fai oily Eats,friu
tie .s,aE3- Ne
can a1sst will, il
| Ft''t I'f"asf: steath
yH'' 'l'lif NY bay
t., fsr'1 trEltn Mil
tn %1O 4 dry
Al Tx start, and
IT,: r. ~ VIA ~
o.. 18th kE1*a.
oil AE@s n any
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-21

Lenr'7 celebrated lager httr vt
Billiards..
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-21
THE DAILY JOURNAL
Post Office Regulations.

MAILS CLOSE.
EA.teru, Krernl and Local ...... ....,l :F) p III.
Eastern, t%r points eH~t o. .tnnestown. .H;sr "a I'll
Wr4trr,l general and local .,.....,...+aW j.. III
Wcstern 1tr ffrela only ,,,.,,,... lu:'.U II. III
opnartt>h, Mon1nys eAntaday* anh
riin,s ,.,. E<fu II. III
1onx'ie river, ,landays, Wrdhes days aht
Fri my ,,,..,.. i :|W 4. II.
@aui. SATURDAYS 1:l0 p. III
Jftlte OrUth H. III
DfNtE - a''
MnUty order ciGant. + ILL.,
4fR1hfy tlnhfh. ~ ~
Sundays ubtc open frotnt" y IN. =, ~:
tltAh. ". SEYDE.f T.. N.
Las Vegas free press. (East Las Vegas, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1892-01-28
AssIaNEE's NOTICE.

To the creditors and all parties interested in
or having any claim or demand against the es-
tate, property, effects and things of Charles ii I.
Sporeder, assigned 90 me in trust for benefit of
creditors by the deed OF assignment of the said
Charles II Sporleder, dated the goth day of
October, 1891: Take notice, that on Monday,
the 25th day OF January, A. ID. 1892, and for
three consecutive days Immediately thereaf-
ter l, Thomas w. Hayward, said assignee,
will be present in person from 0 o'clock a. m.
to o'clock p. m. on eacn of said days, at the
place recently occupied a store and place
of business by said Charles II Sporleder, situ-
ated on the west side of Sixth street, south of
Douglas avenue, in the town of East Las We
gas, In the county of san Miguel and territory
OF New Mexico, and / will then and there re-
ceive and proceed publicly to adjust and al
low all accounts, claims and demands against
said estate, effects and property Of said as
signor, assigned TO me MS aforesaid; and you
and each of you are hereby notified 10 then and
there present 20 me, as such assignee as afOre-
said, for adjustment and allowance, all claims
and demands with the nature and amount there
Of which you or any of you then have against
the estate, property and effects OF said assign
or as otherwise you may DO precluded from
any benefit from said estate, property and ef-
fects. THOMAS W. HAYWARD, Assignee.
Dated Las Vegas, N. NJ, Dec. IL, 1891.
Las Vegas free press. (East Las Vegas, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1892-01-28
PERSONAL.

Eastern Star meets tonight.
The Moss family arrived this morn
ing.
w. A. Givens left for Trinidad on
No. 4.
o. w. Alexander, of Cerrillos, is
in town.
Mrs. Noyes, the dressmaker, is
very much better.
Mrs. Fugate and child left for Chi
cago this morning.
Mr.. and Mrs. p. Wright left last
night for the east.
II. M. Strong left for the Valley
ranch this morning.
Wade Clemens arrived from Hen.
rique's ranch yesterday.
Farmer Donley, who has been on
the sick list, is around again.
S. Sanders, from Trinidad, is here
entertaining the liquor dealers.
G. L. Baker was expected to return
with his bride, from Arkansas today.
Mr.. and Mrs. Russell and Mrs.
Burke leave tomorrow for Liberty,
n. M.
Ed. Martinez and wife arrived
from Anton Chico this morning to
remain few days.
f. N. Egleman, Of Ell Paso, was in
town this morning. He reports
things quiet in his line.
L. ii. Teitlebaum left this morn
ing. He will be back in May to re-
main for few months.
Chas. Goodrich, foreman of the
Consolidated Cattle company arrived
last night from Puerto de Luna.
Achilles Falk leaves tomorrow
morning for Kansas City on impor-
tant business. He will return in ten
days.
w. P. Wood, of San Marcial,
passed through this city on his way
to New York. He is greatly changed
since the death of his wife.
Las Vegas free press. (East Las Vegas, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1892-01-28
ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS.

A. N. Dyes. No doubt in time
there will be an Anti-Sabbath Labor
society.
p. A. L.-No. Because man is
wiser than you are; it is not right
to daub him crank.
/ HUNGRY KID.-Messrs. Closson 81
Burns, GRAF &c Kline, Hofmeister g.
Demmer, Bell &c Williamson Stearns
can supply your necessities.
A. L. NO. We do not approve
of war; all international discords
should be settled by arbitration.
G. U. M.-Yes. We admire an
industrious man; but we do not adj
mire him when it gives him the "big
head"
X. o. P.-Yes. When you see a
man wearing a celluloid collar, smok-
ing cigarette and can not spell
BOBBY, put him down for one.
E. Y. E. S.-Yes. That table in H.
fields window looks nice. If you
want to get hungry go and look at it.
f. Dive will help you all we
can. The dog prisoners must be
caught.
Mr.. Eve are sorry for your
loss. Why did you not chain them
to the dovecot?
S. A. Dyes. 1t is the duty of
the policeman to ogle at all the pretty
girls he can. If he fails to do this,
report.
S. N. U. Eyes. Messrs. Nilsson
or Elston, Green, Hill or Hesser can
put a nose on the "phiz" of your
sign.
Mr.. Ii, Yes, 2, Yes; 8, Yes.
HIsToR1CAL STUDENT.-Yes. The
Dutch took Holland, but crinolines
are not in fashion.
BAD KID.-The boss is gone; that
is the reason.
Las Vegas free press. (East Las Vegas, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1892-01-28
REMARKABLE INTERMARRlAaE.

Probably the two most intermar.
ried families in the world live in the
parish of ST. Marie, Beauce, Quebec.
Their names are NORM and Rheaume.
Each family consisted of four sons
and four daughters. The four Mo
rim men married tho four Rheaume
girls and the Rheaume male quartet
took TO wife the NORM females. The
children resulting from these unions
are all, therefore, double first cousins.
1t may spoil good story, but the
eight couples were not all married at
the same time.
Las Vegas free press. (East Las Vegas, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1892-01-28
The cRoAKER.
is the reason

Once there was large family of
croakers, who were so prolific as tc
fill the world in very short time.
but the people became dissatisfied,
and began te choke them off. They
had not gone on their reforming way
long, before they discovered their
mistake.
eff You choke off the croak err there
will be no work for the NJ. DIS" eff
you choke off the croaker there will
be no money invested in the banks,
for times will he always good" eff
you choke off the croallers, half the
newspapers will stop-for, half the
news consists of peoples croaks"
and many other remarkable truths
were uttered. So they sat down and
the croakers thrive Just as boils and
bmions do: Detested, but what are
you going to do about it?