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The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1892-04-28
W 0NkEY WRENCH
Men Becoming More
Confident Daily.

A Rich District-High Grade Ore I'm
Apri Fool , xteat oft"s aiagn ella
Permanently Of Veins Of err. -
pee ing TO dol scstinK Fractions
ore to he shipped.
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About Seasickness.

A chemist who does not suffer himself
to be discouraged by the fact tina. what
Will cure one person may have no effect
upon another wretched ocean traveller
advises the woman voysger, who is far
more liable to suffer than the man. 10
steel her heart at parting with friends.
for excitement is TO be avoided if one
is to sail in peace over warning waves.
Another of his ideas is that large
basket of grapes should be taken on
board ship, as they can be eaten when all
other food is refused.
a hot water bottle is his third hobby.
and he wishes it to have a stiff handle
and TO hold two quarts or more. He
urges a box Of bromide of sodium
lozenges, some pepsin, soda and seidlitz
powders, the liquid extract of Peruvian
bark and nitrate of amyl pearls. Each
OF these remedies, he says, has its own
inertia, and one may succeed where the
Others fail.-iNew York Recorder.
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Result of Larins~s


1t was rather paint thing for me to
meet the other day my old aoa uain tan &c
Jack -. who appeared here in Bossou.
after knocking about in that ind sfn,te
region known as the West for some
years. Jack -, now a thin. shabby
man with sort Of half piteous. half
staggering, Observation-Disclosures" ex.
preston. was once q dandified. ioIIv
young fellow, who is now reduced-as
the reader will have perceived
pointing the moral of q paragraph.
Jacks fate is worth noting, because il
is simply and solely the result of doing
nottingham awful warning, in fact. az
to the danger Of being lazy. He never
bad any very serious vices, neither
drank nor gambled; but through life he
has been unable to screw himself I'D TO
the point of doing an honest DAYS work.
and hence, being born without wealth.
he has existed in an atmosphere of debt
and privation. Let us all take warning
from poor Jacks fatal Incidence
1GUeTner, IN, Boston Post
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Quit Bumninr

There is only one way to remain
young, and that A 20 take of yourself
and quit cumming around. The men
N Atchison who look the youngest at
fifty, are the men who went to bed
early and behaved Themselves when
they were younger. If you want to
look like man of seventy when YOU
are forty, get drunk occasionally, stsv
out nights, and misbehave yourself in
every way. Globe.
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German
Syrup"
For Coughs & Colds.

John F. Jones, Edom, Tex. writes.
l have used German Syrup for the
past six years, for Sore Throat,
Cough, Colds, Pains in the Chest
and Lungs, and let me say to any
one wanting such a medicine
German Syrup is the best.
B.W. Baldwin, Gainesville, Tenn,
writes: l have used your German
Syrup III MY family, and fnd it the
best medicine l ever tried for coughs
and colds. l recommend it to every
one for these troubles.
R. Schmalhausen, Druggist, OF
charleston, ILL.,. writes: After trying
scores of prescriptions and prepare
lions l had on my files and shelves,
without relief for very severe cold,
Which had settled on my lungs, I
ried your German Syrup. 1t gave
me immediate relief and a perma-
nent cure. o
G. G. GREEN, Sole Manufacturer,
Woodbury., New Jersey, q. s. A
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He Had Tact.

A traveller who recently Iectured
here on Egypt said to his audience: 1T
Is needless for me to explain to such an
audience as this who ISIS was-and l
am sure you all know Osiris. SO will
pass to less familiar subjects"
That audience would have sat there
ell night after that and never grumbled.
Free Press.
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nfrnled.

Tbs favorable impression produced m Al.
first appearance OF the agreeable liquid fru,,
remedy Syrup of Figs a few years ago has h,.a.
more than confirmed by the pleasant e,,s,,
ence of all who have used it. and IN. orc
Of the propr etors and manufacturer tb.r.,
Hornia Fig Syrup COMPANY.
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money the Yenr Rnnnd

Miss smith says: Can make IS per u.ot
IN the plating business" Yes. make S - *
Per- ng G ns, Pia'ink ts'eware and jeveIry and
O., vii! siyeyou full Information a nI.,,
costs -. business is light aud honora NJ ar
makes money the year round. a RS1nv ano
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BRowNs iron Bitters cures Dyspepsia Ms
lara, buuiousnes, AMI General Debility. Give.
Strength, aides Digestion, tones III, 2ar lives
creates appetite. The best tonic fnr WnrV;
Mothers. weak women and children. Ni'iiis
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MALAfIA cured and eradicated rr,,, a.,
cSel the ei b 65Sw tons. Iron Btte which
ton. Acts like charm on perSonI a T.; diges;
49, nsA''n' giving new energy and strength
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,r,a ma atargh Cure is liquid and s tote,
s I.dgTna c6 ana acts directly upon the blHed
testimoniaIs f rac Of the system. Send foI
I'd. CHEsEY & Co, Propra't Toisd ioc; n
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In order to judge of man. we sbor,d
know not only what Others think of him bn,
what he thinks of himself. A'iii' ou'
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one should be sure to raise no mora srir;,s
than they can conjure down. spniIS
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A Maine farmer recently sent a ten
cent stamp to man who advertised to
send, for that amount, the way to run
Iarm without being troubled with
potato bugs. The answer received was
as follows: "Plant fruit trees instead of
potatoes. - Boston Journal.
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FITS stopped FIRE. BY DR. K,,
NERVE hEsToRER. No Fits after as. dsEAT
Bottle S r.. cures. Treatise and 81 tria1
WILLIE free. Or. Kline 9Sl Arch St Phil pa ia
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There Is nothing 50 honest as preiudice
and nothing so fatal to honesty. f'D'
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He that would know what shauL
consider what hath been 'naii De, must
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. SQCeG
the life that is fighting against
Consumption.
Only-act promptly.
Put it off, and nothing can save
you. But, if taken in time, Dr.;
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
will certainly cure.
1t must be done through the
blood-and the Discovery" is
the most potent blood cleanser,
strength restorer, and flesh builder
that's known to medical science.
The scrofulous affection of the
lungs that's called Consumption.
and every form of Scrofula and
blood-taints, all yield to it. For
Weak Lungs, Splitting of Blood,
Bronchitis, Asthma, and all severe,
Coughs, it's an uneaualed
remedy. It's the only one that's
guaranteed. If it doesn't benefit
or cure, in every case, you have
your money back.
owe promise to cure your Ca
tarrh, perfectly and permanently,
no matter how bad your case or
of how long standing-or we'll
pay you $780," That's what the
Proprietors of DR.. Sage's Catarrh
Remedy say to every sufferer from
Catarrh. And they mean it.
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you would blush at in words 'uens which
The weekly messenger. [volume] (St. Martinsville [i.e. St. Martinville] La.) 1886-1948, 1892-12-31
VALUABLE AGRICULTURAL ADVICE.

See' JANE New ork Herald.
VALUABLE AGRICULTURAL ADVICE
s A Maine farmer recently sent a ten
' cent stamp to man who advertised IL
SEM, Tor that amount, the way to run ,
farm without being troubled with
potato bugs. The answer received wa,
, as follows: "Plant fruit trees instead o.
potatoes. y Boston journal.
AND 1T is PRESUMED HE DID.
'If you think you're going to collec,
any money from me- said Ardup, dog
gediy, as he handed back the bill,
you're away off. You can't draw
blood from turnip."
Maybe not, replied the man with
the Dill, peeling off his coat, '.but I'm
gong TO see If can't pound little out
OF a dead beat. Chicago Tribune.
OH !!
Carruthers-What do you think OF
Brobson's new diamond2
| Walte-lt would make an excellent
paper weight.
CaEuthers-That's the way he got it.
Waite-What do You meanS
oarruthers-IIe had to pay per weight
Mr. Csc see Miss Clara is going
TO marry Mr.. W., the rich Young
lawyer?
Miss Eyes; she found she couldn't
very well refuse to accept legal tender.
STUDY IN CoLoRs.
Harry-Belle has a deliciously rich
complexion.
Jack-les, and she has father who
is deliciously richer.-LEpoch.
VERY DULL.
Sadi-Anything new, dear?
Helen-No, things are dreadfully dull
l am engaged to that little monkey De
Saplets again.-LEpoch.
FILLED THE BILL.
we have no use for bear stores
said the editor. ''Our readers demand
something spicy"
Well said the man with the manu-.
script, this story is about a cinnamon
bear. - indianapolis journal.
DULLPArE's STORY.
Du!lpate proudly Every one launched
when | told that funny story at the
table.
Miss Brighteye-Yes. it was real
mean Of them to laugh at you.-TGood
News.
Brutal.
She. IS better to have loved and
iO>t than never In have loved mt all.
He-leS. 1t is better for the florists
lor the jewellers, and sometimes even for
Inc lawyers Hagper's Bazaar.
THERE CAME A PAIL.
Alas. alas. she is engaged,
I'm sad as sad can be;
In TACT m wholly mad-enraged
For she's engaged to me
- New York Herald.
NOT FISHING FOR SMALL FRY.
Where are ar, you going, my pretty
I'm going afishing, SIR" she said.
men hsh Tor me, my pretty maid"
1 have no minnow hook" she said.
New York Herald.
INSANITY IN THE FAMILY.
Doctor-Your husband appears to be
In down, anxious, and Overworked:
ut L see no signs of insanity.
Mrs. DeFashion-Tm sure he is in
anger OF it. Insanity runs in his fam
y, you know.
"Does itl"
"Hes, indeed. Two Of his sisters had
lances TO marry rich men, and then
arried poor ones. New York Week.
GREAT MANY BIRTHDAYS.
Miss Ortum-Papa, you know, gave
large cake on my birthday, and
ldded it with gold dollars-one for
CHI birthday of my life.
Miss Quizz-How nice And have
u spent them all YETI =
Miss Ortum-Yes. bought this new
)ak with them. n
Miss Quizz-Oh. isn't it lust lovely! =,
it you must have paid big price for a.
i Bazaar. =;
OBJECTED TO TIE QUALITY. II
'Tll be doggoned" exclaimed Young ~
nerson Of Boston.
Don't use such slang" pleaded his
ter; SAY canine deserted, not dog
ned"
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The burden which was tbougbt,.s.,.
must be patiently borne. got,
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II anicted with sore eyes use DR.. Iseao 1bo,,r.
sons Eye-water Druggists sell at Sc. per bnttSs
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A TENDER CORRESPONDENTS.

Cora to Jake-Dear Jake: Come TO,
morrow evening, sure. Papa is at home,
out Is laid up with a sore foot. Seer
CORA.
JAKE to Cora-Dear Cora: I can't
come Tomorrow evening. / am laid up
on account of your papa's sore foot.
seei JAKE.-lNew York Herald.
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! Lost

.. Ask my ascats for w. l.. D.o,,..
~ 10y ier snie In ycar place nsk y",
sean 10 SEND for catalogue, secure r.,
oseecy, aad gee thea Ter yes ""
q TAKE NO RSTITuTE ~
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AND 1T is PRESUMED HE DID.

III you think you're going to collect
any money from me-" said Ardup. dog.
Rediy, as he handed back the bill,
you're away off. You can't draw
blood from turnip."
Maybe not, replied the man with
the Dill, peeling off his coat, "but I'm
gong to see if can't pound a little out
OF dead beat. - Chicago Tribune.
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OBJECTED TO TIE QUALITY.

cpl be doggoned" exclaimed young
Emerson Of Boston.
Don't use such slang" pleaded his
sister; ''say canine deserted, not dog
goned."
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SHE WAS AWARE OF IT,

Oldbeau ;ected)-Pd have YOU
know, Miss Scadds, that I'm no clam.
Miss Scadds-I know that, Mr.. Old
beau. CLANS do not live to be 60 years
old.-[Epoch.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-01-02
A High Priestess Of the "Mind" Cur,
Town Topics

A High Priestess Of the "Mind" Cure.
Town Topics
Mrs. S. d. Warren, born Bayard,
Mr.. Warren and Mr.. and Mrs. Fiske
Warren came over from Boston for
the marriage of Miss Bayard and DR..
Frank Angel at the Bayard home in
Washington. Del, Monday. Mrs.
Sam, it will be recalled, is the most
startling exponent in Boston society
Of the Mind Cure. She is such an
ardent disciple that she has estab-
lished an Office in the central part of
the city, where she receives patients
and gives advice gratis, poor people
being especially welcome. Mrs. War
rem herself is the best example of its
efficacy, which she specially applies
to bearing children, and tells with
pride that when her last child was
born twelvemonth ago, she was in
the street few hours before and up
an hour alter the event, ready to at
tend a Mind Cure, leaving the child
drinking milk out of cup! This,
she declares, is the "Alind Cure" way
Of bearing children! She is tremen-
dously chaffed for her blind faith, but
is persistently loyal and really does
a grea, deal of good in the way of
elping those less fortunate than her.
SELF She is described by her friends
IS big-hearted, generous creature
and finds time with hsr seven or eight
children to perform great many
charitable deeds, requiring her per.
;onal attention.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-01-02
A PATRIOTIC WORK.

Every person who is opposed to Free Trade
Slavery and favors American Industrial Inde-
pendence secured through the policy of Pro-
lection, should read the documents published
by the American Protective Tariff League. As
patriotic c,i zen it is your duty to place these
documents in the hands of your friends, They
are interesting aud instructive, and embrace
discussions of all phases of the Tariff question.
The League publishes over 80 different docu
ments. comprising nearly GOO pages Of plainly
printed, carefully edited and reliable informa.
ton. Among the authors Of these documents
arc. Hon. James G. Blaine; VIM. Mckinley. IT,.
nois Senator Joseph N. Dolph OF Oregon
senator a. s. Paddock, of Nebraska; Senator
FRYE. OF Maine; Senator Casey, of North Dakota:
Sen1 saUr Jnst,n y Morril. Of Vermont; Senator
Thomas H. Dudley. II New Jersey i Mon Rd hsn;
y Porter, of Washington Prof j. II. itodSe'
OF the Agricultural Department at WASHING,
t1 nI, Com. Gomnosegs II i; Hughes; Hon =. K.
81 iarn. OF new YORK Congressman Dovcr,
Boston; Ey-Congressman Perkins, OF Kansas:
~; =. H. Miller, Of New York; Hon co Drnper
NJ Mass; Hon. e. l.. Edwards, of Texas; Judge
o. New York Hon. Geo. 8. Boutwell,, OF Mass:
Ensey, of Tennessee. "Ao0"
rms complete set Of documents will be sen<
70 any address. post paid. for Fifty (sO) Cents
Address, Wilbur F. Wakeman, Sec'y. No. q
west Twenty-Third Street, New York.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-01-02
$4,000 FOR IDAHO.

An Important Meeting Of the Regents
Three Agricultural Experimental
stations to be Established.
Boise statesman.l
The session Of the regents of the
State University which has Just been
brought to a close, was a very import
ant one. As result of the meeting
Representative Sweet, who returned
to Washington yesterday, will immed-
lately begin the work of securing the
CSC, 900 due Idaho from the national
government for agricultural education.
Some Of this money will be devoted
TO the maintenance of agricultural
experimental stations, three of which
will be established in the State, two
in the southern and one in tho north
ern portion. These stations will be
placed under the control AID manage
ment of tho State University unit
the Legislature shall otherwise direct.
The definite locations of the three
stations have not been decided upon
OF the two in southern Idaho one
must he situated in the arid belt and
tho other on the highlands. A com.
mittee having the matter in charge
will meet in Boise in February.
DR.. Blake, OF Moscow, secretary OF
the board of regents, said yesterday
that the different stations will be
located rear the towns that offer the
greatest inducements. Land must be
given free OF cost, and suitable, but
expensive, buildings must be gratui,>
ously erected. II water for irrigation
is necessary it must be furnished with.
out expense to the State. AS the
possession of an experim entail station
will be of the greatest advantage to
= town, it is thought that oompt ti,ion
will be very lively.
Dr.. Blake said last night that tn.
wing OF the university building at
Moscow would be completed by the
1st Of July.
The regents have added two depart
ments to the institution, those OF letters
and arts.
J. II. Forney, the popular Moscow
attorney. has been elected president
of the faculty, to hold office during
the pleasure at the regents.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-01-02
Possibly New.
'irginia New Enterprise. |

Virginia New Enterprise.l
The following mots may be wearing
wh'skers with the general public, but
they are new to this scribe.
A High School scholar, when asked
by the teacher to give an illustration
of heat generating motion said: |
placed hot stove lid on my fathers
chair, and when he sat down upon It
the motion it generated i'll him was
immense.
A miner told friend who asked
where lie was employed that he was
working in the G. & G.. Shaft, and in.
ciden,ally invited him to drop in the
next time he happen. d down that way i.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-01-02
THE GIGGLETY GIRL.
Oh, the gigglety girl

Oh, the gigglety girl
Gee whizi
From her toe 10 her curl
What bother she is!
FOR whatever yon do and whatever YOU say.
she lauRhing away through the most of the A az
VIII make liKn feel
So all. fred
Excessively tired
That FAR into space he'd be willing to hurl
The gigglety. gisglety, gigglety girl.
oh, the gigRlcty girl
Great Scott!
what seurry and whirl
She can bring to the spotl
ANA yer, when her light hearted freedom from,
care AA"iu
Kind OF gets in the air-well. Won can't bo . ba.
And you feel that your blood wouidn, stand 70 see
A man who could be " W ses
So downright
III bred ss to slight
~. IN any way hurt, with the mood OF a chm,
'I's giggiety, gigslety. gigglety girl,
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-01-02
Honest Wcrk NAV 70 ~ = :. sssa

VIC furn'sh the capital! II you mean bustnrss.
drep card snd get seu,e facts that will go,
your eyes legitimate line Of goods, and honest
pen waited TO Introduce them IN town and coun.
NJ ~. nont wait! Address, at once, Pc. Box $40
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-01-02

time for unseemly wraneliug over
such a small matter as a mis6t tune.
The children OF Bucksport must not
DO disappointed, and the entertain.
ment should 60 on il half of the song
has to be sung to the short tune, and
the rest Of it to tire long or tummy-
tumtum tune.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-01-02
Railroad Men and Athletes

vulcaHized Gum suspsnsory 70 prevent jar, strain
or injury.
WEAK EN-
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Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-01-02
Application for Permission to Cut Timber
from the Public D. main.

Notice IL hereby given that I, the UNDERMINED.
have made application to the Honorable Secretary
OF the Interior for permission to cut and remove
timber for agricultural domestic and mining
purposes, from the public domain in Greenhorn
Guich, from one 10 six miles west of Gimlet in
Alturas county, Idaho.
FRANK MITCHELL,
HALEY, Idaho, November l6, 1891.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-01-02
WEAK AND
uNDEVEl0pED

Co1otionS OF the human form successfully treated
10 develop strengthen. cDiarxe all weak, stunted
whit feeble or.ans and parts of the body
naSnSr see due t. u health abuse excuses or
Gnly one: By which this may be- acc1mprsScd
pow OK blood to any part produced by
Issue tone and vigor by the same natural laws ne
Se o. SIZE and strength OF muscle Don't
means TO do the. Same. INVESTiGATfEy.
In res NO trap back -four offers. Our pay
t,n n esine "nen the public knows clearly science
from iraud Write us for instructions full descrip.
sealed leii e. W,hn etc An sent you In plain
s9!E MEDICAL co., BUFFALO, NY.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-01-02
Delinquent Notice.
HI,s OF THE WEST MINING con.

IN panv. . corporation. = Location OF prfn-
cipal place OF business, Salt Lake City, Utah Ter
If works, Alturss county. Idaho.
NOTICE.--There are delinquent npon the fol.
lowing described stock. on account OF Assessments
No. s, levied the 10th day OF October. 1891. the
several amounts set pesi.e the names OF the re-
snecfiYA atOcl holder q, fOllsEe: