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Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1892-01-13
At Juliet,s Tomb.

lfrom tho washington Post-l
Among the good stories which Professor
Sousa, of the Marine band, brought back
with him from Europe is one about Fred
Candy, the theatrical partner of Francis
Wilson. Candy found himself in Paris
one day. He found even gay Paris dull,
and having no one with whom he could
share his black butterflies, as the French
call our blue devils. he read Shakespeare.
I think fellow must be in q pretty bad
way indeed when he Is compelled, in Paris,
to read Shakespeare for amusement, al
ways of course excepting Colonel Bob In
gersoll, whose prophet the immortal Will
liam is.
The particular piece that Shakespeare
s'Two Gentlemen of Verona" He deter
mined to go to Verona and hunt up the
two gentlemen, if 90 be it they survived
He went and arrived at the ancient capi-
tai of Theodoric the Goth without acci-
dent. Alighting from the train, he was
accosted by courier or guide, who prof
fered his services to show him the town.
Candy inquired whether the "Two Gen.
tlemen of Verona" were still there.
i nOt6 Know Them, was the courteous
reply of the puzzled courier.
"Well, what is there in the old town to
See. anyway inquired the American.
81 can showa you Juliet's tomba," re-
piled the courier.
Outlets tomb-what's thatf" asked
Candy.
"The tomba of Juliet. OF Romeo and
Juliet"
So they visited the tomb of the love-
1orn heroine. The courier pointed it out,
expatiated on the history of the tomb, and
then described its construction.
"The tomb, he said, 'tis of granite and
weighs one hundred tons. Inside IL is Q
marble sepulchre which weighs seventy
five tons. Inside that is q stone sarcopha-
gus which weighs twenty-five tons. In
side that is a leaden casket which weighs
FIVE tons. Inside that is the mahogany
coffin in which Juliet lies" Here the
courier paused to see how the American
was impressed.
"Well. old man." said Candy, taking .
long breath, ''you've got her safe, haven't
you"
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1892-01-13
A Song in Seaaou.

Twas the autumn time, dear love
Tho English autumn weather;
And oh, 1t was sweet, IL was hard to beat
As we sailed that day together!
1t was cold when We started out,
AS We noted with sad surprise;
And the tip Of your nose was as blue, sup
pose,
AS the blue Of your dear, dear eyes.
We sailed to Hampton Court,
And the sun had burnt us black;
Then we lodged a shower for the half of an
hour,
And then we skated back;
Till the weather grew depressed
At the shifting state Of its luck,
And the glass, set fair, gave it up in despair,
And much Of the Lightning struck.
We sat on the bank in the storm,
In the steady fall of the snow,
In the stinging hail and the bowling gale,
And the scorching sun. you know;
We sat in 1t all-yes ALI
We cared for no kind OF weather.
What made US SO mad was the fact that we
had
The whole of the kinds together.
Pinch
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1892-01-13
DICTATED.

The only woman . man has a right to
dictate to il his beautiful and attractive
typewriter.-Dallas News.
There's many man who would run
away If he did not have to take himself
along Journal.
Hostess-May introduce you to Miss
Condera
Wag-well, if her name isn't Anna
Harper's Bazaar.
Hs-This pudding is something fearful;
it tastes absolutely horrible. She-It's not
possible, for tho cook book says it tastes
delieious.-Te1as Siftings.
Rosalie-How is your new beaua Grace
-O,he promises we'll. Rosalie (warmingly)
Got him to write, my dear, get him to
write. New York Herald.
Two Berlin physicians have identified
tho influenza bacillus, the smallest yet dis
covered. 1t should be named the Little
butohmya"-Philadelphia Public Ledger.
Beggar-Please, sir, will ye lend me q
dime ter git somethin' ter eati Gentleman
You've got quarter in your hand now;
what's that fora Beggar-That's ter tip th'
waiter.-New York Weekly.
$50 you want me to move youf said
the expressman. eyes" "Does your ser
want girl know you are going to mover
eyes" "Wsll, I'll como around to-mor-
row and get what she has left. ."-Washing-
ton Star.
cts it true, shykes, that you are going
to marry your typewriter3'' eyes, it's
true, Giizzard. was paying her as high
a salary as I could afford. She wanted
more, and something just had to be done. ="
Chicago Tribune.
ct once had an income of $5 minute, :"
said the man who had just accepted a
dime with profuse thanks. ''Reallyf"
eyes, indeed. It only lasted about three
minutes, though. was playing faro at
the time."-Indianapolis Journal.
"what! You gwins to put dat little
brack imp in dc baby showP'
"Yas indeed. Bout do time de mud
dsrs O. all dem white younguns gifts after
dat committee dsy'n be mighty glad to
compromise on my little tRastus, an dom
you forget itl"-Indianapolis Journal.
"Nios way you have" said Chollie's ia
thor, "of alluding to mo rs the old gent. >
Yeu might at least call me the old gentle
man. think" "But, gov'nah," respond
cd Chollie, in tones of pained expostula-
ton, ''you just will keep on wearing those
hawid wsady-mads ties, don't you know.
Indianapolis journal.
The young man recalls divers damsels
who have refused him in the past, then
| whispers tenderly: "Ethsl, am utterly
| unworthy of you" And there Is sob OF
lost soul In his voice. ''That's precise.
" what papa and mamma think, George,
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1892-01-13
TRADE, a WIDOw-TRoURLE.

A TRADE, A WIDOw-TR0UBLE
The unwisdom of selling oneself too
cheaply or selling in such way that one
can't "trade back" ia we'll illustrated in
the painful story of Abner Tolstoi, of Bel
lows Falls, Vermont. Tempted by the
devil and condition Of complete and ap-
parently irremediable impecuniosity, Mr.
Tolstoi made a ghastly trade with : physi-
clan by which the physician, when Tolstoi
became body" was to have the body.
He paid Tolstoi $25 down and agreed to
pay $25 to his heirs. So discouraged and
SO devoid of money was Tolstoi that he
thought that he had made good trade and
went about boasting. The physician
was satisfied, because he expected
to have tho "body' soon, Toll
stoi being in feeble health. But the best
laid plans of mice and men often don't pan
out according to the programme. An as-
tonishing and utterly unlooked-for change
took place. Tolstoi's $25 began to grow
and grew until, in short time, he owned
a store and was making money fast. And
as his money grew his health increased
and he wa1ed round and rosy. When
business success and good health had
made themselves at home with Tolstoi,
Woman, in the shape of lovely
widow, was also showered upon
him. His cup was full and
would have run over had not the
widow discovered that her lover had
sold his body to the doctor. Of course if
she married him she didn't want to marry
him with such mortgage upon him. She
wanted full possession. The eager and
hopeful Tolstoi supposed that he could
easily trade back with tho doctor, and he
applied to him for a release from tho
bargain, at tho same time rendering him
the $25 with interest from the time it
had been paid. But the doctor declined
to annul the contract on those terms He
must have $3.50, or hold Tolstoi
to his bargain. The latter i'm
plored, protested, threatened, and
called the doctor a swindler. It was of
no avail. The physician was firm and Toll
stoi was wild. The widow advised her
lover not to submit to an extortion of more
than $50 at the outside, and intimated that
if he was fool enough to pay more she
would throw him over and encourage the
advances of another suitor.
And so the matter stands. Tolstoi docs
not belong to himself or to the lovely
widow. He will not know where he is
until he is dead, and then he may find that
he has sold his soul as well as his body.
It is tough incident. The moral of it
appears to be that if you want to make
such trade as Tolstoi did it would be
better after making it to avoid lovely
widow
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1892-01-13
Aiscellanenus.
MADAME DE WILLARD,
The Wonderful
PALM and PLANET READER.
IL Little Orange Street.

This lady can be consulted on all the affairs of
Life. Love and Marriage
Ladies should not fail to consult her as she
has wonderful gift in advising on business mat
tiers of all kinds
Ladies' whose love affairs are In an unsatIsfac-
tory condition are especially invited TO consult
the Planet Reader, as she has real and wonderful
sight in such matters
Patrons OF this gifted lady are astonfshed at
her truthful teings OF their past life and present
condition, and her predictions for the future are
also wonderfully true.
All should consult her. as she is the most reli-
able Planet Reader In the world, having been
gifted by God when but a child and not taught,
as most OF the profession are
She tells your past and present by the planet
you are born under, also what business you are
best adapted to and whst part OF the country
Ii the best and lnckiegt for you.
Madame De Willard has met with great success
all over the country and has no equal She viii
remain at i2 Little Orange street for short time
emily. daS m
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1892-01-13
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
Epps's Cocoa.
BREAKFAST.

-, rough knowledge Of the natural laws
which am the operations Of digestion and nu-
triton, and BY a careful application OF the fine
provided our breakfast tables with q delicafefy
Favored beverage which may save us many
heavy doctors BILLS 1t Is by the tudicious use Of
such articles Of diet that q constitution may be
gradually built up until strong enough to resist
every tendency TO disease. Hundreds Of subtle
maladies are floating around us ready to attach
wherever there Is q weak point We may escape
many fatal shaft by keeping ourselves wen for
trame."-Civn Service Gazette
Made simply with boiling water or milk. Sold
JAMES EPPs q CO., ,Hoi-osopathic Chemists.
5al2 tu&wiy London, England.
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1892-01-13

she replies. And for q long time thereaf-
ter he ia silent-Life.
Humorist-Greathead rather compli-
mented me yesterday.
Scissors Man--In what wayi
Humorist-I told joke and he said. 'T
have heard worse things than that"
Scissors Man-Yes, but you must re-
member that he has been a great traveller
and has probably heard some mighty poor
things.-New York Press
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1892-01-13
Rural French Politics.

It is only in the provinces Of France
that one can now realize loyalty ~ . pas
sion. Legitimisn is to these people what
their cause was to the Jacobites. So
strong is it, and 80 far does its logic s1-
tend, that though, following the chiefs of
their party, these people have now trans
fsrrsd their allegiance to the Orleans fam
lily, many Of their hearts turn to ths Span
ish Bourbons as their rightful princes af-
ter the Comte de Chambord's death. This
loyalty to the idea of divine right has
something touching in days like these;
but, - say, old Anjou IL . hundred years
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1892-01-13
A MAssACHUSETTS IDEA.


MASSACHUSETTS, IDEA.
Massachusetts has had State constabu-
larry. and it was not = shining success.
The Law and Order league will urge upon
the attention of the legislature q bill for
the establishment Of a uniform police sys-
tenn. 1t provides for dividing the State
into twelve districts, each county consti-
tutine district, and each district to have
its separate board of police, to consist of
three members appointed for . term of
five years by tho governor and council
from the two principal parties and remov-
able for cause by the governor with the
consent of the council. Suffolk county,
however, will be an exception, having the
Boston board as at present constituted,
with its authority extended over Chelsea,
Revere and Winthrop. The district
boards of police will organize the force in
their respective districts, the power now
vested in the city and town authorities
being transferred to them. Tho boards
and the officers appointed by them will e1-
ercise all tho ordinary powers of consta-
bles within their districts, except the ser
vice of civil processes. The salaries of
the members of the police boards will be
paid by the State, but the other police sx-
psnses will fall upon the counties. Civil
service rules will govern all appointments
to the police force, and pensions are pro-
vided for the disabled and those who have
served not less than fifteen years. The
police board will grant all liquor licenses
and revoke them for cause and all fees for
liquor licenses will be paid into the coun-
ty treasury and expended the same a.
other funds. Other minor features include
the appointment of reserve and special
police, etc. The State will not interfere
with the operation of tho district boards,
but vii, hs-2 : chief officer, to be desig-
mated as the ''ohief commissioner of the
police of the commonwealth"
This is an interesting scheme and 1t has
some very obvious merits. It might not
work any better than the state constabu-
larry, but it looks As if it would.
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1892-01-13
Such fa Life.
from the Iudiapapolis .Journal

tFrom the Indianapolis Journal
In the beginning, Mr.. Theophilus L.
Globster made present of s25 worth of
toys to the orphan asylum.
And the Daily Bugle credited the kind
deed to Theodore Globster.
And the Evening Radicator gave honor
to Thomas Gloster.
And the semi weekly Eaglet gave great
praise to "our esteemed fellow-citizsn, Mr..
T. G. Lobster"
It came to pass that Mr.. Globster read
the Bugle, the Radiator and the Eaglet,
and saw what liberties had been taken with
his hitherto untarnished name.
And in his righteous wrath and mortifi-
cation he sought the illusory consolation
of the bowl and waIed uproarious and bel
licose, until the laws minions were COM
PEELED to confine him for q time, and in due
course he was adjudged of the cadi.
And the Bugle, the Evening Radicator,
and even the semi-weekly Eaglet announced
with a unanimity of correctness:-
''Theophilus L. Globstsr, drunk and dis
orderly, $1095."
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1892-01-13
District of New Haven, IS. Probate Court, /,

TSTATE of LUTHER NJ. PERKINS. late of
L New Haven, In said district, deceased.
The Court of Probate for the district Of New
Haven hath limited and allowed six months
Those who neglect 70 present their accounts
properly attested, within said time, will be de-
barred q recovery. All persons indebted to said
estate requested to make immediate paw
mont to ANGENETTE N. PERKINS,
jal2 2dlw. Executrix
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1892-01-13
woman and Mans Elbow.

from the Chicago Sunday Tribune
"Will men never learn to keep their
hands out of their pockets and their elbows
down while walking along q crowded street
or when in street Carp walled frail lit
tie woman to her companion as the two
fairly fought their way along Wabash
avenue near Madison street, the other day.
''Some of the digs that I've received to-day
from mems elbows have been simply ter
rife!
"We ought to begin a crusade against
the habit. The man of medium height
swinging along with his hands in his pock-
cts does more positive damage to women
when he digs his elbows into them at
about every hve steps than all the corsets
in the country. declare for it that If
had a-what is it you call it, 'pullf-with
the city council I'd have an ordinance
passed at the next meeting making 1t a
crime for men to go along the streets
or ride in street cars with their elbows
sticking out. Many of our best and So
called gentlemen persist in the habit I've
seen women find themselves black and blue
when they got home, and all by reason of
the masculine elbow nuisance. It's a
shame-sure and positiyeI"
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1892-01-13
4r1y Goods.

4tU 0nndS.
EVEN Mcintyre
& Go.
E G 0 N O NJ Y
is the Basis of Wealth.
We offer many chances to save money this
week by taking advantage of tho
unheard of Bargains at our
great Clearing out
Sale of
Mcintyre, Maguiie&co's S
ENTIRE STOCK.
DRESS GOODS.
Full line of Soc Dress Goods in choice
colors. Never sold under that price.
Now 29c yard.
Equal Mark Down in higher priced goods.
SILKS.
7ec India Figured Silks. Choice Shades
and New Designs. Down to 49c.
All other makes of Silks reduced to
prices within the reach of all.
BLANKETS.
$500 1914 Blankets. Good value at 81. 90. |
$1.25. White and Grey Blankets. Tho
best value in the country to-day.
Now 79c pair.
25c White Goods-Positively worth |
that price stripes and plaids.
Now 12ac and 15c.
IL l-Sc Dress Ginghams. New styles. |
Now Sc.
12 I-2c Dress Ginghams. Dark plaids. |
Now DC.
z 1-2c Atlantic Brown Cotton in short |
pieces. Not over 20 yards to customer.
Now &c yard.
&c Brown Shirting. 20 yards to a GUS
toner. Now 51o yard.
1Oc Langdon q. B. Cotton, in short
pieces. Only 20 yards to customer.
Now Sc yard.
12c Lonsdale Cambria in short pieces |
Only 10 yards to a customer.
Now &c yard.
CLOAKS.
Every garment marked down. Some
below. Other desirable Jackets and New
markets less than half price.
Do not pass so good chance to buy
new perfect fitting garment at SO low
price.
Return Railroad Fare
Paid to out of town customers who buy
SO worth Of goods.
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1892-01-13
District of New Haven, 8. Probate Court, |

TsrATE of HARRIET DfcTERMAS las. .,
E Hamdsn, In said district deceAsed
The Court OF Probate for the District Of Nav
Haven hath limited and allowed six mouths from
exhibit their claims for settlement Those Who
neglect 70 PRESENT their accounts properly A.
tested, within said time, win be debarred a rr-
covery. All persons indebted to said estate are
requested to make immediate payment 70
FLETCHER A. DlCKERMAN,
JAN Executor.
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1892-01-13
EDITORIAL NOTES.

The citizens of Toronto have voted
against running street cars on Sunday.
The returns, with four divisions not COM
puted, show 9,S49 for and 1876 against
the Sunday running.
All but nine states out of the forty four
in the United States now make scientific
Temperance education compulsory in their
common schools. There arc between 49,
600, 900 and Is, ,OO0, 900 children in America
to whom it is required that this instruction
be given.
An experiment is being made in shipping
fresh salmon from tho Pacific coast to
Europe. If it be successful fresh salmon
win be shipped hereafter instead of canned
salmon. Thirty thousand pounds of fresh
salmon were shipped in . car from the
Frazer River last week, going by way of
the Canadian Pacific to New York, and
thence, in the cold storage room of Ger
man steamship, to Hamburg.
Mr.. Porter, superintendent Of the cen-
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1892-01-13

District of New Haven, IS. Probate Court,
Jan. 11th, 1892.
EiSTAIE OF THOMAS M KITTELL Of New
The Court of Probate for the district of New
Haven hath limited and allowed three months
tate, represented insolvent, in which to exhibit
their claims thereto and has appointed Isaac
ceive and examine said claims; and has ordered
that said commissioners meet at Room /, 342
STATE street, M Yaie & Ban1 81 building, ONCE Of VIM
March and April respectively, at 10 O'Clock IN the
forenoon Of each Of said days for tho purpose of
attending on the business Of said appointment.
Certified from record.
TIMOTHY F. CALLAHAN, Clerk.
All persons indebted to said estate are re-
quested to make immediate payment to
f12 3t LOUIS e. JkCQRS. Trustee
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1892-01-13
Itch and Salt Rheum.

mo al atsic,ed with the itch, salt rhsun or
Il any skin disease that scales and orC ps Oh
and then scales again etc. make q sslve VII ch
In as harmless as butter, that VIII heal tie dis
eascd larrs in from to 10 seeks. matter hCw
long E.anding what remedies you have tried,
and build a new akin as healthy as g new born
babes, tie disease never to return again Not
sold % drungtstk- To he had only from r.
rox u,alD for . 4 o. tNr iy1S i've
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1892-01-13
2ruutstnns, &c.

You Can Buy Fancy Creamery Ruttsr
TN prints at 35c lb. Fancy solid Creamery But
i ter sc. A good Creamery Butter at soc ID.
Fine Dairy Butter 2Sc Id. good June Dairy
Butter at Csc. Oleo 20c lib, by the tub At reduced
price, A very fine Cream Cheese.
Neufchatel, Sapsago, Swiss, etc.
Remember our fancy New York Frankfurts
and Sausages, at 116 Congress avenue.
do A. FEHLBERG.
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1892-01-13

Mr.. Porter, superintendent Of the cor
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4umrmaI aud GumrfEr.

The Oldest Daily Paper Pub
lished in Connecticut.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1892-08-28
NEW SIOUX
u CITY ROUTE
Q EAST. 0 q

Passengers for the East from
Helena and other western points
will find the NEW ROUTE via
SIOUX CITY and the ILLINOIS
CENTRAL R. r. not only desirable
as to time and equipment, but ons
of the most attractive, passing
through Sioux City, the only Corn
Palace City of the world; Dubuque,
the handsome Key City Of Iowa;
Rockford, Illinois, a new manufac.
turing city. that has become a
"world within ITSELF" and Chicago,
whose growth and enterprise is
the wonder of the world. With
elegant free Chair Cars, and Pull
man Palace Sleeping Cars on every
train between Sioux City and Chi
cago, and with a close connection
with the Union Pacific trains al
Sioux City, the
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1892-08-28

SHEnIFE's SALE HENRY CANNON.
Isaac Greenhood and Ferdinand Holm. psrtners
doing and tsransacting business under the firm
name and style Of Greenhood, Bohm 4 Co.; the
Bunnell Il kno Investment company, = corpor-
alton, Max Kahn aud y illiam Mnth, detendants.
Under and BY virtue Of N order Of sale and
district court of the First judicial district 81 Tie
state of Montana. in and for tho county Of Lewis
and Clarke, on the aAt dsy Of August. A, d,
henry Cannon. the above named plaintiff,
pre and sale axainss William J. MMoonan Also
Catherine Noonan, Isaac Greonhood and Ferdi-
nand Bohm,, partners doing and transactinK
G Sqs'asss aad Bonn ,h { en- n5m T nsmf ba nna ~, Z na 81
ana William Mnth. defendants, on the ssd day Of
besides interest. costs and attorney fees, which
said decree, was on the sd day Of August. A. u.
1872. recorded in Judgment book No. III" Of
sell all thar csrtainlot. piece or parcel Of land,
situate, lying and being in the county Of Lewis
and Clarke, state of Montana, and bounded and
as follows, to-wit.: @l
Lot number thru cen ll3l in block number
twsntv-foqr (2ll in the Northern Pacific addi-
Lewis and Z cl. siss an. m Static state Of i M Nor t ! . o.
cordins to the plat Of said Northern Pacific
addition on file in the office Of the county
Iogetnsr with al and singular the tenements,
and appurtenances thereunto ~
longing or in anywise appertaining.
Public notice Is hereby given that on Saturday.
thu nth day OF September. A. D.. 1892, at ~
o'clock m. Of that day at the front door Of the
Helena. Lewis and Clarke county.
I viii. in obedience to said order Of sale
property, or so much thereof as may be
to satisfy said Judgment, with interest
and costs. to the highest and best bidder. for
cash in hand. 3inr
Given under my hand this oath day ot
August, A. D. 1892 -
CHAs. NJ, JEFFERIs,. Sheriff
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Don't Miss This.

The Union Pacific system will make an
excursion rate of $40 for the round trip,
between Helena, Salt Lake and return, Sat
urday Aug. q, 1892. Tickets will be good
for side trip to Garfield Beach without ex-
ira charge. Good for return until Sept. 6.
Remember the date. For further partic-
ulars call on or address No. %, North Main
street, Helena. Mont.
a. o. WILSON. I. and p. A,