The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-02-07
BRIGHT BITS.

sMIrH-So you are a poetI And may ask
how you make your livingg
Rondo-O. 1 win all the fasting compositions
at the dlue museums.-JeSter.
ED1soN's proposition to fight ChiIeans with a
stream OF water charged with electricity has
sent a thrill of horror through the state of Ken
tucky.-Menlphis Appedl-AUGLdnche.
DID you ever write any Beautiful Snow
poetry"
beautiful Slush. "-IndionGpoIis Net1S.
SHE-I wonder why leap year has an extra
day In it?
He-O suppose it is to give the girls that
much more chance.-DetTOit Free Press
BJoNEs-Is Bjohnson doing well in businessf
B1enks-WeIl, that depends on the way you
look at it. All know is that IL / had as much
money as Bjohnson owes should be rich man
SomerUile Journal
SLIPPERY SMITH Where you been Iatelyi!
Serving the stateg
Dun-em-up Beasley-Naw. Been out among
the hayseeds organlzin' cooperative green
goods factories. Journal
DO YOU expect your marriage to be happy
one, deary"
40, yes; guess so. But II It isn't Jack has
promised either a divorce or suicide, so you see
I'm really not running much risk. Life.
Rev. Mr.. M.-Well, my little man, what shall
you be when you grow up?
johnny (who has been instructed as 20 the ON
Impotence of the dety)-I think should like to
be either God or policeman. Harvard L1nt-
room,
THE INEVITABLE CONGRATULATIONS
want you to subscribe something toward send.
ing an expedition to discover the North pole.
Bjenks-Not muchl But l suppose l shall
have TO subscribe something iowa sending
out the rescuing party.-SonerviIle Journal
GUEST lat restaurantl-Hello, Bingiey. /
never expected to see you following this bust
ness. The last time l met you, Bingley. you
had just begun the publication OF THE Guide
to Wealth" hadn't your
Dignifed Waiter with dreamy, far-ewsy
gaZel - observation-disclosures
| Observation-Disclosures dchicken. = Chic00o
Tribune.
NINE. ECoLE-Your daughter is not fitted'for
our school, my dear MIR. De Porke. She has no
versatility, no mental acumen no Intelligent
comprehension; in fact she is hardly compos
mentis.
De Porke Of Chicago-She shall have them as
long as her old dad has the money to pay. Give
her all them things and send me the bill. -NetC
York Tribune.
Two MEN at the stock yards got into heated
discussion the other day over the law Of supply
and demand, and one Of them SAID: There
isn't any use in arguing with man who doesn't
understand the elementary principles: You
don't even know what a syllogism is" ''I'H bet
you 80" replied the other, purple with rage.
that our packing house turns out more cans of
'em in one day than the one you you're work
ing in does in onth!'-ChicG0o Tribune.
NOT ON THE LENGTHY on say this man had
been drinking" said his honor. Drinking
WHAT"
whisky, suppose" answered Officer Nc
Gobbe
You suppose? Don't you know whisky.
Aren't you iudge!"
No, yr Inner. Only policeman.
His honor looked carefully at his mfnion q
moment, and then called the next case.-In-
diGnGpoiiS Journal
BRoNsoS-What beautiful diamonds your
wife has on tonight, Hicksl
Hicks with an eye to business)-Yes, they re
fine.
Bronson-Business must be good il you can
afford to give her jewels like that.
Hcks-On the contrary, it's very bad. I've
had those stones in my show case for q year.
and haven't been able to sell 'em. / thought
| perhaps we'd get an offer for 'em if let her
wear them here They show off mighty well,
don't they?-Hdrper's Boar.