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Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-10-02
Given Too Many Opportunities.

81 tell YOU" he said emphatically,
something has got to be done, or the
so-called business men Of this age will
wreck the country. It's an outrage,
sir, an outrage upon honest men that
the scamps should be given the oppor-
tunity that they are given under the
present system"
What's the matter now?" the ex-
cited man was asked.
Matter, sir? matter?" he exclaimed.
why you can't tell whom you can trust.
You find man in q responsible posi-
ton, respected and looked up to by
society and before you have time to say
to yourself, He's all right he's cheated
you in a horse trade or skipped out
with some trust funds. You can't trust
any one. SIR. They're all looking for a
chance TO get the best Of you. and they
don't care how they do it. Look at the
case OF the 'Steenth Street Bank. Solid
as rock yesterday. and to-day It's
doors are closed. It's swindle, sir! a
downright swindlel and I'll wager that
If the truth we're known 1t would be
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-10-02
Matter Out of Place.

The fierce animosity some ardent
housekeepers exhibit towards dust
seems amusingly exaggerated to quieter
souls.
An enthusiast of this sort one even
ing, with a tragic air, requested her
husband TO accompany her to an upper
chamber. The tired lawyer was im-
pressed by her solemn manner, and
heavily climbed the necessary stairs.
The lady led him into a room and
pointed sternly to table.
''Look at that" she said Indignantly.
'sThree times this week l have told
Mary to dust it. believe she neglects
it purposely. l am completely dis
heartened."
The lawyer looked at the table and
sighed.
my DEAR" he replied, to-day / have
had to deal with murderer and two
burglars. / have also examined two
wife heaters and one child stealer, but
anything like the moral depravity Of
Mary l confess never saw before-nev-
erl"
And the lady triumphantly led the
procession down stairs.-Hdrper's Bd-
gar.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-10-02
A BRAVE CONGRESSMAN.

A couple Of Congressman had a very
lively tilt on the floor OF the House and
half an hour after it was over they met
in the corner near the cloak room. No
body could hear just what was said, but
shortly one of them exclaimed:
'.Will you step outside and repeat
that remark?"
''Of course / will" came the quick
reply, and the two men started out, fol'
lowed by four or five friends, who were
striving to avert the difficulty.
In the lobby outside they stopped
still surrounded by their friends.
Now. sir" said the first man, re
peat what you said inside"
Lets go take something" responded
the aggressor, with a laugh, and the
two jokers led crowd down to the
teacup repository in the basement.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-10-02
Some Little Wanderers.

Elder-'Well, dat's nice lookin'
house dey's put up: but TO de Lawd!
dey's got de henhopse on top. Ell dat
ain scan lous.-JldGe.
A whisky straiR;h'" is decided to be
an unmixedr Gvil.-Bingha. ~: Rt.'sAs
T glcdn.
The summer girl will soon become a
far less consideration than the maiden
vote.-Bdltinl0T american.
A man who is running for office takes
great risk Of collision with his own
principles. Washington Star.
The man who always stops to think
what he is going to say seldom says ex-
actly what he thinks.
Journal.
A Polite Tramp.-Judge-"What is
your name?" Tramp-"Allow me to ex-
change cards with your honor. "-Teras
SiftinQs.
"What were her fathers closing re-
marks?" 81 could not hear them; was
on the wrong side of the door. boston
Gazette.
,Never.-Hungry Higgins-"W'at are
you going to do wen the cholera comes?
Run?" Weary Watkins-"Run? Me?-
Indianapolis Journal.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-10-02
BRONCHIAL ASTHMA

Mrs. john shore, No. ia Pra,z|
Street. Youngstown, Ohio. Suffer-, I
Years with Bronchial Asthma, Va
Was Fast Developing Into ConsunJz'
A STHMA is rarely disease q a
II 1t arises from numerous 'iss'-
teases OF the Kidneys, siomic. a.
nerves. lungs, blood and nose. lfils, ~
causes were well understood and ntiu!
cordingly, there would be- fewer ifi cas 4
MATES. Catarrh OF nose. moist, dry. ttrs'
hypertrophic, Is now regarded the NOT
quent cause OF asthma-roiected asllat B
called. The cause, OF course, inlolal
treatment-cure the catgrrh, coueG asl
formity OF the nostrils, II there b, tsIi
the asthma will disappear.
Il take pleasure writes Mrs S'ori
band. "in informing you that my sI. isN
proved wonderfully since she began year =
ment. She has been able 90 eat her lsii'
ularly. her cough has improved end 81
gained about ten pounds IN weight aaeHi
10 sleep all night now without c0ugh.nh -
before she had 20 be propped up % 81
breath Her general health Is greatly .nf.
aud she Is able 90 take "A walk every iaJ
not know how to thank you Tor your ia.
doing her so much good In 30 short D ilE,
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-10-02

found that the officers have been $pecn-
iating with the funds or something Of
that sort.
"Did you have any money in the
bank?"
s.Well, should say I did! Every
cent that put in my wife's name be-
fore failed the last time was in that
bank"
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-10-02
u-oR over Eve years,
For Foreman who reside, w " |
Ohio county, Wv, ~

from a. 1.a.,
Severe Headaches,
weak Eyes
partial Deafness,
"Roaringin Ears,
"Stoppsge Of Nosirils.
dropping into Throat
As Miss Foreman's case is .r.,,
resulting from neglect on rs,ss Ia ' s,
worth peruSal She continTsS.a =
would MI up. giving choklno -, ~ 4,
at meals and during sleeD W. 80 s-l-s h
and seemed 20 suffer from A cod We 4 :
time. My right ear first bacs,..1 esi.l q
subseG ueutly the left one Wiz elas'..
roaring soand, which was both cos ~.
annoying. Ny nostrils would stoS ~ y. I, Il
side then the other. and had ~ is|
feeling over my forehead aud cvs. .--
al last my trouble became "a,
the Copeland Medical Institute n, ~, =,
readily recognized my uoub.s ~.
what IL WAS. After taking fopr ,r- -. III
ment the dropping from nv go
throat has entirely ceased ana 49,. ~
nose does not stop up any more. ~ !. NJ
my ears has almost entirely dissr. ~
appetite is good and can rst snss!., ~.
pleasure. / sleep good and ans ~. I
ing feeling refreshed - !
II feel II my duty TO recommend q.
SUFFERING as have done 10 the Conei.. II,
cal Institute, as I had spent mons .
with other doctors who gave me hi =. ~ ~
ever. The physicians OF the Consi,,.ss
Institute certainly understand tbe., ~,
thoroughly" ~
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-10-02

PITTsBURG, PA, October This
morning at S:45 Joe NJ anday met with a
fatal accident while at his work in the
McCully glass house, South Side. He,
along with young man whose name
was not learned, was at work in the
rear of the glasshouse trying to shove a
coal shute up on car standing on the
track above. The men were standing
on the roof of one Of the coal-sheds,
when a plank broke, and Monday fell
to the ground distance of twelve feet,
crushing his head so badly that he
died in half an hour His companion
saved himself by catching the roof as
he fell through and received only some
severe scratches. Mr.. Mondays body
was removed to his home on Carson
street near Eleventh street.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-10-02

Taking butter from milk
was known in the earliest
times. 1t was left for our
time to make a milk of cod
liver oil.
Milk, the emulsion of but
ter, is an easier food than
butter. SCOTS Emulsion of
cod-liver oil is an easier food
than cod-iver oil. 1t is rest
for digestion. 1t stimulates,
helps, restores, digestion;
and, at the same time, sup
plies the body a kind Of
nourishment it can get in no
other way.
SCOT & BOwSE. Chemists IsaSouth sth Avenue,
New York.
Your druggist keeps Scott's Emulsion Of cod-Iiver
al al druggists everywhere do. 81.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-10-02

Who doesn't remember when our
0raDdmothers wore what AS known as
congress gaiters?" Th' marteSt shoe
makers are now displc~ Ig ladies' boots
with patent leather amps extending all
around. ano upper Of cloth, in which
are set rubbers 20 permit the shoe TO
he slipped on. IT is only the congress
Qaiter" revlve,i, aud yet they are called
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-10-02
go rorels Reeommended.

Somebody says the great art Of keep
49, oor hands white and soft is never
Il Z nse rough towel upon them: In
,tesd handle them as gently as II they
-. - class. and use upon them just
Nh. Nh. a damask cloth, soft and sympa-
80. 49, az might be applied to your
s,est glass gO0lets.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-10-02
diamonds Set in Platinum.

Women who have their diamond neck
laces set in gold viii, if they wish to be
ga the fashion, have them reset in plati-
mum. This, 10 is claimed, brings out
the stones at their best. 1t is, blythe
by. decidedly suggestive OF the old
fashioned setting of diamonds In silver.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-10-02
Tonr. Loose travelling ClOalSs.

The travelling cloak most in vogue for
the coming season will be Of dark red,
blue or dull green serge, lined with
cbanreable silk. 1t is fully the length
OF tie gown. is dOuble-breasted and
loose in front, has enormous sleeves and
q loose back, whic Is drawn IN by belt
of the same material buttoned just In
the centre. The ease with which 1t can
be taken of or put on is its great ad-
vanfaQn
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-10-02
Or. BELLS Return.

I IL with pleasure that D. r.
nounces his return TO Wheeln, II
the Copeland Medical lns,ln, !,
in the future he will remain as ch.,i ,,
physician. Since his absence he IA, M
perior facilities for perfectiug himself (, !
treatment OF nose, throat and lung 80.
as he was connected with an of',, u
treated daily over 100 pat.. ST.. al ~
from the pGst complicated trouble. H.,
.tientts' OF the Copeland Medical ln.ttl
Wheeling wlll orsequently proat D, =
creased experience aud practice.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-10-02
NOSE, HEAD And YHR0A
A TYPICAL CASE OF CATARg

Miss Mile Foreman, of Clinton n, |
Makes n Statement Copcsrn,,
Case-NQ Doubt but Yba,,hon,
OF the Copeland Medical Institnt,
onghiy Understand Their speos
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-10-02
.7,s,.btons with AIonograms.

dTbe smart woman Of today always
has a min about her, because she carries
A. her pocket a tiny velvet cushion
s+,clx fpli of them on one side, while
her monogram in silver occupies the
nfhar.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-10-02

The cotton weaving mill at Mounds
Vile will commence with thirty to forty
hands, aud no houses for them to oc-
cupy. Why not buy lot and build
house-it will pay you.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-10-02

Young Wife, wisl vos
day of and help meb ,Ta would take
jars Of fruit ! put up Iast 4S up ~ all those
Ind some way to get rid ~ 1.uer and
It's all spoiled as usual - the stud.
Husband-What's the hurry, 4
Young Wife-I want the Jars 70
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-10-02
.....res1inr Informaiion

TN. nromoters Of the medical educa-
ton Of women in Eng laaq are ls {sn',,ss
~ he recent resolution ot vac oi .'.sia
Medical Association TO adm}s Eolo 9sn. =
..,e~, bers Of the general socleSy'N 1nete
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-10-02
wOMAN,s TRouRLE
General Weakness. Pain. Dlstres, Al
Observation-Disclosures Of Catarrh

n n ANY women to-day ,uffyt|
NV are weak and neryeles N
W. knowing the cause. I'D, h.
greatly fatigues them and they canno., /,
At night they rest poorly and In Doc y
feel wholly unfit for the duties OF i1s ts
short, they are miserable from general !,
ment OF health, besides en3uriug psl hi.
tress hard 10 fully describe. Many SEA :
are the result. OF catarfh, which "a.
whole system. and they find quick sni a
relief from treatment lifted ~ tho cas-.
Copeland Medical Institute.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-10-02

Treatment-S5 a Month for Ali M.
With Medicines Furnished p.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-10-02
Crushed His Skull.

MoUNDsvILLE is the sixth city in pop
ulation in the State and she is growing.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-03-16
CRUSHED UNDER AN ELEVATOR.
Three Men Instantly Killed in q st. Louis

ST. LOUIS, Mo-, March A terrible
accident occurred this morning in the
boiler-making establishment Of Rohan
Bros, corner Of Collins and Carr streets.
by which three workmen were
killed and two boys were severely
wounded. The boys had started
down from the second story in s.
large freight elevator on which was half
s. ton of iron plates. Just as the eie-
vator moved the rope broke, and plat
form, iron and boys all rushed down to
the floor beneath with horrible crash
Three workmen, who were standing I'M
der it, were caught and crushed beneath
the weight and instantly killed Their
names are: Henry Keiser, foreman Of
the sheet-iron Department.; Frank Conn,
boiler-maker: Hugh Duffy, a rigger.
The bows we're dangerously hurt.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-03-16
MAY HEAR THE CHARGES.
Injunction in the Chicago Board
Trade Case is Dissolved

Injunction in the Chicago Board of
Trade Case is Dissolved.
CHICAGO, H., March 14.-Some time
ago a temporary Injunction was issued
against the directors of the Board of
Trade, restraining them from hearing
charges against Baldwin d Farnum, pre-
ferred by E. Lowitz, to the effect that
they had defrauded their custom
ers by unprofessional methods
of dealing. Judge Horton to-
day rendered his decision in the
case. The Court holds that the Board
of Trade is voluntary association; that
it's members consent to be governed by
it's rules and regulations; that it has
final and complete jurisdiction affecting
the desire of memb ers, and that there
fore the Injunction must be dissolved
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-03-16
How Do You Pronounce Them.

Naiad--nay -yad
Naif masculine --nah-e
Naive (feminine) -nah-eve
Naiyete-nah-eve-ta y.
Naively-nah-eve-ly
Nape. The 2, is long.
Nas-cent, nt5 nay-sent.
Nasty. Broaden the g.
Na-ta-tOry.
National-nash-un-a not nay-shun-
al. The firstmarking is that Of all tho or
thoepists except Webster, and his mode
of pronouncing the word is not even per-
mitted in the later editions of his die
tionary.
Na1ionality-na sh-un- al-i-ty.
Nature-nate-yer
Nausea-naw-s he-ah, not se-ah
NauSeOuS-naWShuS
Na-vic-u-lar.
Near est, not ist
Necrologi c-ne1-ro-lo j-ik.
NecrolOgy-ne krol-o-iy.
Nectarine-nek-ta r-in.
G.. P. should make only two 6yllables
of microbe; accent the first and sound
both the i and the o long.-Boston
Globe
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-03-16
Farm Mortgages.

There are few, if any, public questions
that have received as much attention,
and been the subject of so much discus
sion in the newspapers and by poll
ticians as the farm Indebtedness of the
Western states.
There has been q studious and per-
sistent effort TO create an impression
that the farm indebtedness is peculiar
that farm property not only was bur
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-03-16
COMMITTEES APPROVES 1T.

FavOrable Report ON the Villas Aaviga-
ton Bill.
WASHINGTON, D. c., March 14-Sen-
ator Villas bill to change the laws reg
ulating coasting trade on the great
lakes was reported to the House to-day
with recommendation for passage.
This is the bill recommended by the,
Milwaukee Chamber of Commerce, and
Mr.. Mitchell secured its adoption by
the House committee. 1t viii enable
intermediate ports to get full statistical
benefit of their commercial transac-
lions
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-03-16
scudder Must stay IN Ja1i

CHICAGO. H., March 14.-Dr. Henry
M. Scudder must still remain in the
county jail. The most deter
mined effort vet put forth to
have been remanded to the hospital for
the insane was made before Judge
Scales to-day. but without avail.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-03-16
No Business to Think at All.

A Russian press censor permitted the
following item to appear in a Moscow
paper: 1T is our opinion that Russia
needs new railroads, and will have them.
For this the censor was suspended for
three months and the editor fined S300.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-03-16


We pay to Germany $l5,000,000 for
beet sugar annually that we ought to
pay to our own farmers. Yet the anti
American free trade party is clamorous
against the principle Of government
protective bountles, by which some Of
the greatestindustries of the world. have
been created.
Here is an item from the New York
Times, free trade paper: Now the
country is unprecedentedly wealthy.
Its debt has dwindled to an insignif-
cant amount, and its creditors are ready
to extend their loans at 2 per cent. We
have a currency every dollar of which
is worth q dollar in gold. We have all
all that we need We are feeding
the world. We are powerful. rich,
prosperous, practically out of debt. !"
This is giving the free trade calamity
criers dead away, and no Republican
paper could have done it better.
The cotton planters Of the South, who
are just at present experiencing some
of the disasters Of over-production,
should carefully weigh Mr.. Gladstone's
advice to the people OF the United
States, as expressed in his famous ar
ticle on ''Protection or Free Trade" in
the North American Review, about q
year ago. ''In America" said Mr..
Gladstone, ''you produce more cloth
and more iron at high prices, instead OF
more cereals and more cotton at low
prices" What more cereals and more
cotton at low prices" means we have
learned to our cost But what does
England care? So long as she obtains
raw materials cheaply, it makes no diff
ference to her whether the producer Of
those raw materials starves or not
And yet most of these very cotton
nlantars are free traders
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-03-16
An Utter Slave.

Goodness, John, how queer baby
looks. believe he is going to have a
fit. by George, I believe you are
right. Where's my camera? Indian
apolis Journal.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-03-16
FACTS ABOUT THE TARIFF.
IMPORTANT QUESTIONS POINT
EDLY ANSWERED.

An Interesting Report Farm Mort
gages-The Results of the Decision on
the Mckinley Law-Pictures and Para
graphs.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-03-16
Wood Made Eatable

Wood is used in making an eatable
and nutritious food by DR.. Krug, a Ger
man physician, whose method consists
in transforming the cellulose into grape
sugar and adding to this about 40 per
cent. OF meal of wheat, oats or rye.
Phosphates and all bone elements may
also be introduced. The wood-glucose
bread is intended for cattle. to be used
in place OF oil-cake and eimilar prepara-
tons.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-03-16
Pictures and Paragraphs.

Since the Mckinley tariff passed, Hem
ry Graham. a manufacturer of pearl but
tons, Newark, n. j., has invented
process of decorating, in consequence of
which the former price of 1925 per gross
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-03-16

for an equally desirable domestic button.
What tax the tariff has proved itself
in this case to be sure
Do you know that the beet sugar in
dustry now supplies more than one-half
the worlds sugar product? Well, it
does, and it is an industry that was Gre
ated and fostered solely by protective
government bounties. Germany has
tried the bounty system with conspicu-
GUS success. In 1871 she produced 1885,
442 tons OF beet sugar.
In 1890 her product, developed un-
der government protection, was I.2l3, :
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-03-16

600. Who can truthfully say the farm
ers of the West are not POW enjoying
prosperity, and it is only matter of a
short time when they can pay all in
debtedness or borrow money, when
they wish at much lower rates than
heretofore
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-03-16


quite 6 per cent. on the capital invested
IN these seven industries.
The farmers Of the West would not be
content, if from a capital of $4,000 in
vested in farm and stock, they realized
but $500, or 5000 from $15, 900, 81 200
from an investment Of $4,000, or 81 800
from an investment of $50 600, out of
which they must pay their family ex-
penses, and all other expenses, educa-
ton Of children, ETC., as do owners of
capital invested IN the manufacturing
industries. This is one reason why
large amounts Of money Of the Eastern
states seek investment IN the West, be-
cause the returns are larger than from
investment IN manufacturing Industries.
1t is needless to say that the careful
diligent farmer and stock raiser realizes
OF the average much larger per cent.
on his investment, as he Justly should,
besides having his home and the sup
port of his family. He has much more
of real content and comfort and less of
the anxieties of life It may not be
amiss here to give Jew facts that indi-
cate the progress and prosperity of the
agricultural interests of the United
States. The value Of the wheat crop is
given by the Agricultural Department
at $5l3, AZ, I'll; corn crop at 1886, 439, 226
| oats at $232, 312, 267. These crops alone
were worth 81 ,582, 224 206. and the same
authority estimates the crops of these
cereals In 1891 as worth about $780,
O00, 900 more than the crops of same ce-
reals Of 1880 The products of these CO.
| reals in lS9lin Illinois were worth about
Sl48, 600 600; in Iowa, $l54, 000,0 900; in
Kansas, $l10,000,000. If all the prod
| ucts of the soil and live stock interest
were included, these values would be
more than doubled in each of these three
states or close to if not quite 81 100000