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Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-08-07

II is hardly fair TO assume that be-
cause a woman appears TO be more at
fected by small worries that therefore
she has more TO bear. The worries or
the house. we admit, fall mostly to the
womau's share--indeed. in the actual
sharing of these little woes we should
say that the nsan generally comes on
the worse, for when the cook Is inper-
tinent, or chimney smokes the master
of the house is almost always called into
lend his aid and sympathy, whereas he
can hardly count upon much help or
sympathy from his wife when his own
soul Is vexed by the shortcomings of his
clerk or the stupidity Of his groom.
When IL comes to questions of the
minor ills that affect the body, the case
is entirely reversed. Here woman
will show an infinitely greater and more
admirable patience than a man does,
and while he RACES impotently against
some small ache or pain. she will suffer
in the most stoical and resigned silence.
Il is certainly curious how differently
the small worries Of mind and body af-
| feet the two sexes. In the case of the
| former, the merely mental worries, .
mans natural impatience OF suffering
comes really 10 his aid.
He at once assures himself that the
matter cannot be helped or remedied.
and therefore that il is OF no use troub-
ling himself over it. He resigns himself
to the inevitable, or rather to what he
chooses To consider as inevitable, and
successfully hastens TO forget it and
think ut something else. A woman,
. patience rather stands in her way. Sh,
cannot bring herself 10 think that tn,
matter is inevitable, and even thougl
u she can see no possible remedy she vii
still trouble and vex herself with th
y vain effort TO right the wrong. or L
+ prove TO her own satisfaction that sh
= has been i'll and nnjustly treated. Lon
don Spectator.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-08-07
-, OF Wisconsin, has


In setting out Strawberries it is well
10 =clect ground which is not liable TO
be raked with sharp winter winds, and
where at least partial covering Of
snow will not be blown of aud the
land left bare The shelter Of screens
OF eyergreens within a few rods will be
useful. In nearly all localities, shel-
tered or otherwise, winter mulching is
important Even a thin covering Of
Evergreen branches will afford protec-
ton enough for the strawberry plants
10 come out with fresh and lively
green when uncovered in the spring,
contrasting with the duh and brown
color OF tie strawbery. leaves that
have been fully eXpesed 10 the sun,
wind and frecziig,N II cvergreens carr
not ba had, chopped cornstalks put on
thin enough TO partly admit mir nld
light vii cause tile partial retention Of
snow and shelter from hard Winds. "A
little covering of thin straw does well
If free from the seeds Of weeds. This
covering is to be applied after. tffe
ground is frozen, and. not removed IN
spring till danger has past az hard
freezing. Albany Cuftivsftor.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-08-07

The question.Sof. ventilation is even
more difficuit than that OF heating. Ii
one uses a stove the oxygen in the
room must supply the fire rs we'll as
Tie lungs Of the inmates, and unless il
is CONSTANT y re enforced from tire out
side it will become exhausted. and the
air of the room will be unfit 10 breathe,
both from the exhaustion of the oxy-
ken and from the exhalations from the
bodies Of those who live in it. A good
.wayio ventilate is 10 close the doors
between the living room and the one
adjoining; then in tlio lsltsI open all
the windows until the air is entirely
renewed; then close the windows and
open. the connecting doors. This has
been used with success In the case of
invalids Another way Is to raise Que
of the sashes a few inches, aud have Il
strip OF wood fitted snugly in below
the sash. The air will then enter up
ward between the sashcs, and will
cause no draught. a hinged pane III
one of the windows is AN excellent
tiIing, as is also a veutilator set III one
of the l,anes.-B Boston ,HeraM.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-08-07
A warning ). to Flower ned..

Against one thing let me warn the
reaeiez. and that is the indiseriminate
use of' formal foliage or flower beds on
most lawns. They are apt to lend a gar
ish and vulgar air 10 the place. Close
tcthe house you may somesimes lise one
or two Of these beds. but their bright
red and yellow colors should be. set n
little on one side and not allowed 10
glare at one too much | respect the
universal delight in rich d61or, hut all
formal patches of .slor should be used
carefully and IN pf5het rekstions 10 tho
whole picture. zsu,tel R.,rsoris. Jr., in
Scribners.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-08-07
ENGLAND eefeRe rAe STORM.

The day that Is the night OF days.
With cannon FIRE Tor sun nbIaze.
We spy from any billow's lift;
And England still this tidal drlftl
Would she 10 saiuted frreihougLt sow
A space before the thunder's Hood.
That martyr Of Its hour might now
spars her the tears Of bloodf
Asleep upon her ancient deeds.
She hugs the vision plethora bieeds.
And counts her manifold increase
OF treasure in the fruitz 0f peace.
What curse on earth's imprOvi9rnt.
When the dread trumpet skaters rest.
Is wreaked. she knows, yet smiles content
As cradle rocked from breast.
She, impioils 10 the Lord OF Hosts
The valor of her ofspr-as BOASTS :
Mindless that now ON land and main
His needed prayer Is. aciige brain,
No more great heart may guard the home,
Saveeyed and armed and skilled 90 elease
Nonswnllower wave with shroud Of foam
Ne sec not distant heaNas
They stand TO be her sacrifice,
The sons this mother fiinsps like dice.
To face the odds aud brave the Faies;
AS Ia those days of starry dates,
When cannon cannon's counterbast
Awakened. muzzle muzzlr bowled.
And high In swathe Of smoke the mast
Its lighting rag outroiled.
George Meredith In London Aihenaum.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-08-07
AMERICAN FABLES.



4 Fisherman. who had Waited Patiently
for Several hours for Bite. finally began
Bewailing his hard Luck, Exclaiming;
IL have been Patient aud Perseyering and
Faithful. and yet nothing has come 70 Re
ward me-"
A Carp, who had beea lying in the shadow
near by, now rose To the surface and replied;
"what You say, Ny Friend, is all very
True, but YOU do not stop 10 Consider that
the greater your Luck tho fewer the Carp
left in the Pond"
Moral--when Lawyers are in Luck no
Community Is at Peace.
THE PEASANT AND HIS ADVISERS.
A Peasant who had Bought him plat OF
ground couldn't make up his mind what TO
SOW thereon. and be asked the Adyice OF the
Birds
"By all means, Sow Wheat was the re-
/ ply.
When he asked the Advice Of the Animals
the reply was.
"Put in Corn and Vegetables, of COURSE
The insects Advised that he raise Sessis of
various sort. aud the Fish recommended that
the Land be Converted into Pond When
Autumn came the Field was grown to Weesis
Alone, aud as the Peasant was Iameuting
that be hal raistsi nothing whatever of
Value Sag- who was passing by Replied:
Moral-"He Who Takes Every Mans Ad-
vice bad better have none at all"
! THE RoS AND THE RAT
r A Boy who had caught Rat in Traf
was about 10 Dispatch 1t by Drowning when
!. the Rodent began Revealing his sad Fate ant
: patheicaiiy inquired:
:, Have ever injured you, that you seel
: my Life
Newer was tine reply,
: ''Would YOU be the Loser by restoring N
l. To- Lihertyf'
y Not Mt all
,r Then why not turn me loosef You see
r. to Feel for me ("
= That's exactly the Trouble" replied d
Boy Father has t--en scattering Poison
over the cellar, and I'm afraid you will <
= some Of il and Die Il Lingering Death. i
- doing the Mercy Act by browning YOU
II Moral-Whrn u Citizen who hasn't do
SO nothing at all i run ia bS the Police 1t saw
er him from committing Burglary or Murder.
Detroit Free Press.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-08-07
Highest LearniH Not Perfee, wisdom.

Humanity has d rational ground for ap-
peal from ali the high intellectual courts.
Not only does perfect wisdom not lie In
even the highest learning, but the cultiya-
tion Of microscopic powers Of the intellec-
.tual vision has recognizable tendency 10
make the eultiVator intellectually near
sighted.
In everyday practice 1t Is wise for us to
listen defereniially tn the men of highest
learning and 10 net upon their advice, but
IL j. neither ncce4 4sary nor even advisable
to let the voice af authority wholly extin-
snish our speenl latinns, .slufe great prae-
tical benefit has come To the world in time
past from the faith.oi the nnlearnesi, and
imaginings which authority has rldiculed
have finally worked out into marvelously
fruitful results -EScribner's
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-08-07
Neither Rss.a.ss,,,4 nor Right.

Nobody desires to hare any safe
guards touching malicious libel taken
down, least Of all the reputable press
or 10. o.relieye the newspapers from a
siusf Responsibility ppsler the Law But
when the law presunes malice ln The
publication Of ndtteiA 'bfcnrfent neNs
coming ayspgh gbe Associated Press
for exanipfes : IS hsToin 10 ii i .ir;ts;ss
scsiiii possibly exist, the conditions I'M.
posed .ufe neitiisr reasonableH nor right
Bangor Commercial
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-08-07

DR. Pillsbury Hos, DC do, doctori What's
the ncwst
DIR Squills-Noihing new: only ! had an
interesting case n few days ago
DR. Pillshury--Yes What was i'll
DR. Squills-I performed wonderful OPP
Grafton on Mr. Frt,sh's boys cyalittle john
ny Fresh He had a fearful case OF cataract,
and | saved the poor little fellows eye.
Dr piilshury That's good Haw's the
bow
DR. Squills-Oh. the boy died.-Drake's
Magazine.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-08-07
A Mania for Calendar. and mana.

In the back part of one of the offaes
buildings in Broad street. and on one Of
the upper floors, there is small room.
the walls OF which are thickly hung with
calendars and maps. A Young broker
occupies the room, and he Is possessed
of such a mania for illuminated calen-
dars and railroad maps thai he frequent
ly negleets his business TO go on collect
ing tours He has several score OF
calendars for the year 1902 of various
sizes and coiots. all Of which he has
begged or pilfered froa other oiliccn
Some of these calendars ara very elabo-
rate and handsome OF railroad maps
this peculiar young broker has lifty or
more, representing the principal roads
Tin this country New York Times. -.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-08-07


Twas at the usual trysting place.
The usual summer breeze vas blowing
with anxious thoughts scanned her face
For one sweet glance of love hestowiax;
s0w,,i by moon-i vowed by stars
vowed by Venus, Saturn, Mars
(These stars we're shining al the tiine
But when strnve to fan the flame
OF tickle ore=and bag the game
Alas ! uist Wtth this rrbun =
Go all my ela-luenee sablime@
She coyiy questioned. ssane snoughf
pleaded long i n.eaded hard,
White yet the summer breeze was signing,
played my very best trump card
And svone a constancy undying.
searched her eyrs-i searched her face
searched for cen 4hs slightest trace
f.Tha oak leaves tremhled In the brecke)
OF love raturusai-a glanee-a token
Ah, me that had ever spoAen
She eoolly rearrangel her cum
Misplaced bY saIYTeptitious squeeze1.
And softly murmuTed SURE enonghf'
gazei into her dark brown eyes
And sought to solve those words nerplexins.
Stupidity. net 20 suFmlss
That her own heart she was indextng
claspcd her elase-I held her fast
Her lips pressed close 70 mine al last
Cyhat maitered Il II the moon Was shintngD
Her meaning hoasto me Was plain.
For when she spoke those words again
saw that she 4 been playing biun
fHes little hand in mine cunflnlng1
When she had questioned SURE enoughsa
I've nirted with the Yankee maid
Who when you plead. says You nddut~aJr
I've loved the western girl-afrald
To tell her In the usual way
Both types are dear. and each easl play
The deuce lutfh hearts the liSelang day
(WhelheT or not the stars are shlning),
But swecter more dlstracting
whispered by southern girl totsass
Mans hear. esn giyen IN srebuf,
(when heart = sore aud lose repining9 E.
Tbeae affless. swest words. sure enough
-Frederie Jewett Cooke N Augusta IGA-) cAron
ga :. ,.f.4-..7 g..
H,'s.s ,ss' u aysr. s.s..; ;i.sj;
- ss1 Ia. 80
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-08-07

One day a half grown chicken got It's foos
caught some way, aud uads a dreadful fuss
about IL Mamma was away but Ava rc.
membered 70 tell her the story when she came
home.
III hollered and holeresl.r she said and
pretty soon grandma pulled IL loot out IL
sounded Just like Aunt Elias canaries.
mamma
"oh no, laughed mamma. II guess not'F
Well anyhow protested Ava. ~it made
the same shape noisss only lots bigger, OF
courseg'- Youths companion.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-08-07
ihe AMI srican Apple la Europe.
Annles form a considerable mart of O,

ATlIItN IUFIfl z NTfNiitt.I tUIF IIstIt tlI UflT
expofts TO Europe. .Tlfey command high
or prizes. proportiofiately than ANY other
American fruit Those which can be
bought here for ten dollars harrel sell
For twenty-five dollars ON she other side.
A year ago Prince Bismarck paid thirty
dollars fora barrel of Newtown pippins
.which. would have sold here for fourteen
dollars Europeans acknowledge that
an APPLES and several other things the
/. ynitel States canfot be equaled. New
York Evening Sea. ~-:s ,. :. :s.fi.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-08-07

The millinery effects" may be regarded
- invading he I able when we READ AZ an
ARRANGEMENT OF black and pink tulle
caught up With pink roses as part OF the
table decorations At a reeeut fashionable
dinner. As the hostess, however, was q
woman of Unique ktioned taste, ii Is safe TO
assume that tbs effect in this casei wis
desirable. Soyid eswill do well TO avoid
such risky aeetsF torres, New. York Tinex
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-08-07
A. ,rf.rt aaslx.

!. A numter of d puntry neighl,ors are ask-
the VIE OF the VILLAGE butcher what sort
Of person is thd squire's newly married
wife. = 10 hose ihquifies they receive the
ofacular but none the less convincing re-
ply, - Apuffect 1ady-she don't know one
jeint OF meat from another. "-l.ondon
Ens..stafnr
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-08-07
A u,.,o,. vii. $500 ristars..

Mr.. A. N. palmefs History of the
Union Square Theater Under A. h.
.Palmer's Management includes twelve
bulky folio volumes, and contains up
ward Of 800 aiiobiegfaphies of actors
and actresses aud $500 portraits, play
biiis and other illustrative matters. Mr..
Palmer also owns many privately illus
trated editions Vi Shakespeare aud of
the eariy English authors. several OF
them fine examples New York Sun.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-08-07
How ssaorre wnn I'D.

"ltgrieyes me To give you pain. Mr.. Fergu-
son, but ! fear it can never ba. Try, try TO
forget me,e
"rn'.Ty, Miss Laufs,n replied the young
man, in nlalaacholy, hopeless way, "Ahr
sprbed imthcx,rtex q busine@ sas 1lian ID
bsnceforth, 1 may be able 10. sizi the elaan6f
of my aohinsSasArt- end banisA Your sweet
iih1ge from my nfiId.s.
.Ffhen y6d Teoifhtshplate gotas late, lbpsi-
aSisri .. = =. -
.sathaye made arrangements. y he MD, 1p 4
tiollow voice. 10 open a'laree retau eonfse
tionsry store. Z
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-08-07

Tubbs--l fatter myself that honesty Ia
printed on my face.
Grubbs--lAell - er = yes, peihaps-with
some allowance for typographical errors
Darlington Free Press
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-08-07

A lady coming down Chapel street the
other evening slipped on the icy sidewalk
and her fall was accompanied by loud ak
plosson She had on a rubber hustle filled with
air, and i'll coming In contact with the ground
Il collapsed. d.-New Haven Palladium
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-08-07
ue Eyep Rea... die r. s. Tpice.

No young woman n'wrte letter with
out postscript, but the young man who gets
the letter never seems to mind. d.-Journal Of
Education
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-08-07
A Bette Way to Begin.

10 IL better To iIegin life on Indian meal
pudding and salt Goldfish and rise 10 nesst
beef and minee ple, than to begin on roast
beef and mince PIE and get down 10 Indian
nezfl pudding an 1 saltcodflsh. .-Exchanae
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-08-07

Mrs yoix-Ny husband has magnificent
voice, aaid it supports our whole family.
Mrs. Caller--A tenor singer, presume.
Mrs. Noix-No, he calls out carriage num-
bers ut an uptown theatre New York Sun
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-08-07

"a thought. young man. that told you not
to stir out of the yard today said "a stern
parent, "and here you are down town.
'Ma'am has commuted my sentence 10
doin' errands for her. r.n-lnrtlorl Post.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-08-07
I.iterature's Decline.

Great Publisher docking over manuscript
Your language Is not as flowing as form
eriy.
Great Author tapologeticallyl-l wrote that
on typewriter. er.--Philadelphia Press.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-08-07

: Nales-i suppose women are all alike Mo
wife Is always coming 10 mo for money.
Albert. W hat does she do With in
,Wales-sShe doesn't do anything with IL
never give her auy.--Boston Beacon.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-08-07

Maddern-Are you the fellow that stole my
,anAbrellal
, 'Snagit-Yes, whyi DO you want iti
Maddern taghastDN-n keep it, and I'D
send over the cover today. The Epoch.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-08-07
Practical Parents.

.Aax:et.s Methes-0nr daughter hasn't
touched an onion for month.
Anxious Father-Then its time to get
. dog New York Weekly.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-11-23
AMERICAN CHOLERA.

From Daily ReVeiITe, WhatcOm, Wash. 7
1T. c. Burnett. the democratic candi-
date for sheriff. was taken violently i'll at
ClearbrooK. He had all the symptoms OF
Asiatic cholera, and for au hour or two it
was feared he would die. They finally
gave him dose of Cham berain's Collie,
Cholera and Diarrh9a Remedy, which
revived him until a physician arrived ~
That is precisely what the manufactu-
rers of that n edicine recommend for chol-
era: Send for a physician but give their
medicine until physician arrives. II
cholera becomes prevalent in this country
next summer this preparation will be In
great demand because it can always be
depended upon. For sale by f. Kalteyer
IL Son; Bowling & Flood: A. Dreiss; III
Schuchard: Z. Cohn & Co.: J. Il. Harri-
son; and Kalteyer & Schuchard, drug
giStS
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-11-23
News.

II the Prince of Wales second
daughter. Victoria, becomes engaged
to Lord Rosebery, she can at least
Fife, to life in England instead of
some stupid little German town.
ASpanish gentleman and his wife
have recently crossed the Andes in
a carriage drawn by three mules in
eleven days. They started from Ar
gentine Republic and landed at Csta-
MIA, a distance of $50 miles.
The Empress Eugene devotes two
or three hours of each day to writing
her memoirs. but so sensitive is she
about her work that she allows no
one to look at her manuscripts, and
has made special arrangements that
her book shall not be published until
she has been dead twenty-five years.
The French Minister OF public in
struction has decided to preserve the
home of Joan of Arc In DOmremi as
q museum in which to illustrate her
history. 1t will contain models of
the various statues raised to her
memory, copies of the paintings
and the pictures of her which are in
the Pantheon.
The eleventh annual meeting of
the AssC Oistion OF College Alumn9
has just been held in Washington,
d. G. Mrs. Annie Howe Barnes, of
Washington, president The repor
of the secretary, Miss Marion Talbot,
showed membership of 1853.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-11-23
HOLIDAY EXCURSION TO THE OLD
HOMESTEAD

Round trip tickets to Tennessee, Miss
isSippi, Alabama, Georgia, North Caro-
lima, South Carolina will be sold by your
ticket agent over The Memphis and
Charleston and East Tenn, Virginia and
Georgia R'y., December 20, 81. and %,
good TO return thirty days from date Of
sale, at one fare for the round trip. This
company runS through coaches on all its
lines and no omnibus transfers. PaSsen-
gers over our route go over the big bridge.
no steamer transfers. w. H. DOLL,
travelling passenger agent, Little Rock,
Ark; G. A. DESAUsSURE, division pass
enger agent, Memphis. Tenn; B. w.
WRENN. general passenger and ticket
agent, Knoxville, Tenn. ll.2l-tf
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-11-23
AS TO PARCELS.

Don't mail a parcel without previously
weighing it to ascertain proper amount of
postage.
Don't wrap a parcel in sIch manner that
the wrapper may become separated from the
contents,
Don't seal or wrap parcel in such manner
that their contents may not be easily exam;n-
ed.
Don't mail parcels to foreign countries with
out special inquiry concerning the regula-
lions covering foreign addressed Matchmaker.
Don't attempt to send merchandise to fore
ign countries, other than Canada and Mexico,
in execution of an order or as a gift, unless
the postage is prepaid at five cents per
nalf-ounce.
Don't attempt to send merchandise to for
eign countries by parcels Post" unless
your postmaster be consulted concerning the
country addressed and the manner of mail
ing matter thereto.
Don't fail to put the address of thel sender
on each parcel before mailing. This to facili-
tate return to the sender in the Levent Of
non-delivery.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-11-23
Special to Printers.
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