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The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24

Mamma-Why do you put on such
airs over that little girl?
Wee Woman-ier mother hasn't
got bought teeth like you has.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24

Are you pressed for money now?"
No, replied Fogg that's all gone by
long ago. When Mrs. T. wants money
now she lust demands it.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24

Miss Chlnner-I don't think Mr..
Dolley is much of conyersationalist
He was with me an hour last evening,
and | don't believe he spoke three
sentences.
Miss Flyer-Yes, he told me he
hadn't chance to get in word edge
wise
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24

Edwin-Shall we live with your
parents after we are married.
Ange(ina--The question is, can we
live without them?
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24

Teacher: Does heat always expand
and cold always contract? Tommy
Taddles: Cold expands sometimes.
Indeed? What does cold expand?H
Coal bills"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24

A famous lawyer says to achieve
emlnence is a profession a young man
should go to work with will That's
good advice-especially if it's a very
rich mans will.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24

Buy Dullam's Great German 25 cent
Cough Cure at f. G. Buerstattes
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TII-E.oaE. NOVEMBER q, 1892

W0-s Or TH= T7ay:LlN1 AMERICAN
lie .oou Learns How - Retort on Those
VINO ErItiCise His Accent.
The American on going abroad is at
peace with a!l mankind. After a time
hi, hair begins to rise; presently he
finds his hands clemchei; shortly he
goes and buys him a gun; to this he
adds 4 bowie knife and pistol and
stalks about like a walking armOry,
ready 10 draw a trigger at sight.
y h%n this is understood he has peace.
This. according to the y. \. EueHng
sun, is the experience OF every Ameri-
can who has spent any time in one of
those international caravansaries on
the continent. If the air is frigid he
i, an icicle; if bullying is in question,
he outbullies bully. This deterioration
Of his manners, he regrets TO find. is
tie only way to preserve his self-re-
spcct. He starts out on apparent
terms Of fricudliness, and presently is
aStgunded by some such remark as
How very peculiarly you Americans
pronounce. Really it sounds very
queer.
Or perhaps II happens as TO a we'll
Eno"n woman ~ town VINO was stop
ing at quiet London Motel Winnie
eating brc4ktast she suddenly heard
heissf addressed: on Americans
INNS yen speaN EnSl.sh better than
we 90. ne voice came from woman
n aio, ler table whose PACK was turned
toward her whom she mad never seen
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24

Buy Dullam's Great German Is cent
Liver Pills, 40 in each package at T. G..
Buerstattes.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24

Buy Dullam Great German ID cent
Liver Pills, 40 in each package at T. G..
Buerstattes.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24

The greatest worm destroyer on earth
Is Dullam's Great German Worm Los.
engers, only 25 cent per box. For sale
Dy r. y. Bu5rstattes. 27aug92
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24

Buy Dullman's Great German l5 cent
Liver Pills 40 in each package at f. G.
Buerstattes.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24

COUGHING LEADS TO CONSUMPTION.
Kemp's Balsam viii stop the cough
at once. l VI.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24

Buy Dullam's Great German % cent
Cough Cure at f. G. Buerstatte Drug
Store.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24

Buy Dullam's Great German % cent
Cough Cure at f. G. Buerstatte.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24

A woman is in custody at Great
Stanmorc Eng, on the charge If muir
deriAg her i0-mouths-old daughter by
forcing cork down the chili's throat.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24

I've brought you home an English
pug, my DEAR" said the fond papa.
'Oh, you dear, good papa" exclaimed
the enraptured daughter, Its just
like YOU"
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She-Why do you never take me to
the theater George?
He-Mabel, you certainly do not
expect me to spend my hard borrowed
cash for theater tickets, do you?
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24

LANES FAMILY MEDICINE Moves THE
BOWELS.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24

The following anecdotl - the iaae
Cardinal Howard Is o. interest,". "a
early life the Cardinal w#5 !. the See
ond Life Guards and one DAY smee
of the officers picked ~ (. 5capU. 4
somewhere about tua .,atrack. sd
brought it to the mess ta".e. whore LIS
brother officers We're --.j,rt-t1G u al
treating ii with great ll71asDtoJ u
last one Of them hung i yl The Us
over the table as being 4 W. cou~l.a
uous place, where they c1gid ieo2 E. ]
mock at It TO their Laa--a c1nta-t
The officer, Cardinal it-aal3, c,.-.e.
in. He was immediately aasailad ~ q
shouts Of oh, Howard, .--e's sga"a-
thing in your line -iau't this sels-
thing Popish?" And III a2ooIs z q
insults were continued. - soon IS
he saw what it Wa he wuiaaa straja (
up to the middle Of the room au6 .,-.
fore all said, i'll LOUD, Gear yo.,-:
Yes, it IS something belot -fug to i )
religion; it is something Gaieh { 5-|
TEEN and reverence. ana - del, Il
which [ would be ready - draw ruy
swOrdaif necessary Saying this q
drew his sword, and with ,la p0tE #
it took down the soapu'ar from me
gas pipe, kissed it and raFerantIy .r4-
ned it on his breast. No one dared !
say a word after thai, bus ali horoid |
him the more fer his fearless iisIegal !
OF human opinion.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24

Love puts thorns on friendship.
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EACH DAY. MOST PEOPLE NEED TO USE IT
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KRAUSE's HEADACHE CAPsULEs--W War
ranted.
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nTqq0Tu7Tnu

DISSOLUTION.
Inc p2Ttnersnlp heretofore existing under the
firm name OF Reichert & Dusold has been this
day dissolved by mutual consent. Arthur Reichert
Ietirlnsi I6e business viii be conducted by
Alexander n. Dusoid
Manitowoc Sept. u, 1882.
ARTHUR RsiCHBRT,
ALEXANDER M. DUSoLD
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24

lie -0ou Learns How - Retort on Those
VINO ErIticise His Accent.
The Progress., 1892-12-10
HOUSEHOLD HINTS.

Eau de cologne may be safely employed
to remove spots from light silken and
woolen materials.
Extract of beef is made by chopping raw
beef fine and pressing through a lemon
slueezer or n meat press.
Velvets should be held over the steam of
boiling water and kept well stretched un,
til the moisture has evaporated.
Black serge or cashmere dresses are i'm
proved and cleansed by being sponged with
this mixture: A tablespoonful of ammo.
mia and another of spirits of wine to three
Of boiling water
Lamp chimreys can be washed easily by
holding them over the nose of the tea
kettle when the water is boiling This will
make them beautifully clear. Wipe with
"A clean dry cloth.
Black sill-s of every description are much
bensited by having the dust removed by
rubbing with a clean towel, and then
sponged on the wrong side with the follow.
ing mixture: A teacupful of soft water
and seven or eight drops OF liquid am,
mOnia
The Progress., 1892-12-10
EDUCATIONAL NOTES.

Tennessee has eleven universities anC
forty three colleges.
One thousand American girls and womer
are now studying art in Paris.
Mrs Sarah w. North has been elected a
school director in Boulder, Colo.
The biggest university in the world is at
Cairo. Egypt-a country which is not men.
toned at all in the statistics-and it has
II 900 students.
The friends of BuckDell university, at
Lewisburg, have raised for that institution
the sum of 500, 700 to add to the endov.
ment fund, thus increasing the fund to
over 100000 and the entire assets Of the
institution to $500, 900
The Brown university resolution for
opening all its degrees to women has been
supplemented by another, giving to women
holding bachelors degrees the opportunity
to pursue all courses Of instruction in
tended for graduate students.
The Progress., 1892-12-10
WAYSlDE GlEANINGS.

A moth insurance company is the latest.
Europe consumes about $50, 900, 600 worth
Of gold and silver yearly for plate, jewelry
and ornaments.
The standard yard of America is said to
be one thousandth of an inch longer than
its British parent.
Glass type is now used for printing The
glass is of the malleable kind, and the type
is said to make clearer work and last
longer than that made from metal
Samples of tea grown and cured at Sum
merville, s. c.. have been received in Bal
timore, which expert tea dealers have pro
nounced superior to East India tea.
One of the natural curiosities of Asia is
the great salt desert of Persia. 1t is
many miles in extent, and is a solid in
crustation of salt several feet thick.
Women dentists have proved so popular
in London that n scholarship has been
founded for assisting women without
means in the study of their profession.
In Balakany, near Baku, the center Of
the Russian petroleum industry, is wit
messed the anomaly of the water used for
the steam boilers in the several establish.
ments costing more than the fuel.
A woman of Port Huron, Mich, has
taken out a patent for a device to secure
glass in the doors of stoves and furnaces to
allow the process of baking in ovens to be
watched without opening the doors, and
also to save fuel by preventing needless
opening of doors.
The Progress., 1892-12-10
Whittier Was n Foe of Rum.

The temperance cause, in common
with every other work for God and hu-
manity, has lost noble and helpful
friend in Whittier. While the poet was
not able on account of his advancing
age and for other reasons to throw him
self into the struggle against liquor as
he did against slavery, yet he never
missed favorable opportunity to attest
his hearty sympathy in temperance work
and his earnest wishes for its ultimate
success. Many were the sweet, tender
and cheering messages which went out
from the quiet home at Amesbury to
those in the heat of the battle with the
cohorts of the rum traffic. One of his
latest utterances was characteristically
tender message of coincidence to Miss
Willard on the death of her mother
While the temperance cause cannot
claim Whittier as its own exclusively.
for his work was as broad as humanity,
yet every worker in that cause may find
constant inspiration to service in his
hymns and songs, many Of which in
their ringing protests against legalized
wrong and oppression seem quite as APP
plieable to the ASSAULT upon liquor as
upon the system of human slavery
Surely it needs little on mo transposition
to make many such lines as may be
found i'll "Voices of Freedom" appli-
cable to the present conflict. Have we
not message in these words as well rs
those to whom they were written forty
years ago:
Our fathers to their graves have gone.
Their strife is past-their triumph won:
But sterner trials wait the race
Which rises in their honored place
a moral warfare with the crime
And FOLLY of an evil time.
So LET II be. In Gods own might
We gird us for the coming fight,
And. strong In him whose cause is ours
In conflict with unholy powers,
We grasp the weapons he has given
The light and truth and love of heaven.
Christian at Work.
The Progress., 1892-12-10

One-half of the professed Christians
amount to nothing. They go to church.
They pay pew rents. They have a kind
regard for all religious institutions. But
" to any firm grip of truth, any enthu
fastic service for Christ, any cheerful
self denial, any overmastering prayer,
any capacity to strike hard blows foi
God, they are failure. One of two
things these half and half professors
ought TO do-either withdraw theii
names from the churh roll or else go so
near the fire as to get warm.
Do you know that your present posi-.
ton Is an absurdity? You profess to be
living for God and heaven, but all the
world knows you are lying. Wake MP!
Do something before you are dead.
Either help to pull the Lords chariot or
get outof the way. We want more old
style holiness, the kind they had before
railroads, steamboats, and telegraphs. a
consecrated heart is momentum for all
Christian work. Your gun is well
enough, bat the gun carriage is rickety.
and SO unfit for the Cords battery. The
Lord gives us all higher life. a deepe,
life, broader life. We cannot do much
toward saving others till we ourselves
are more surely saved. More purity.
more faith, more conservation will be
more momentum. - DIR. Talmaee in
Christian Herald.
The Progress., 1892-12-10
Comfort In PRAYER

The Christian while on his earthly nil.
grimage has storehouse full and over.
flowing. of whose existence the upbe.
lever is wholly ignorant--a storeI@nse
from which he may draw comfort. and
from which he may supply his every
need, and where he may find a channel
|, through which to commune with the
higher heavenly life. The key that un-
locks for him the divine storehouse is
prayer in its less exalted sense of peti-
ton, and the thanks of humanity re-
deemed by grace to the giver of every
good and perfect gift are expressed in
worship. alteration and praise, and the
praise Of the infinite on earth will be a
preparation for the worship and praise
Of eternity, the fruitage Of seeds of peti.
t1on sown in the earthly life.-New York
Observer.
The Progress., 1892-12-10
ALCOHOL AS A MEDICINE.
A--, y.
II Is Largely Used Through Force Of
Habit-Some SubstituieS

The promiscuOus plan of giving alco-
hoiic stimulants is really, in large de-
gree, the force Of habit and has no foun-
dation in modern science or in good
practice. 1t has survived from thc-e
days in which people took rum and ap-
plejack to keep out the cold; to keep out
the heat; to help the appetite; to take
the place Of food; to wish health to a
friend; to keep up the spirits; i'll fact to
do anything that any one who liked its
pleasant taste wished to imagine.
We do not mean by this to say that
alcohol is not available as a medicine.
We believe as such it has very i'm
pOrtant although narrow sphere in the
hands of the skillful and conscientious
practitioner. 1t may also be of service
in other hands to meet sudden shock,
where nothing else is at hand. But what
we insist upon is that it is very rarely
useful for sudden illness or pain in the
hands of the public to a degree that
should give it preference over other
remedies. Take, for instance, this mat
ter of stimulation. 1t is as distinguished
an authority as Professor Lauder Brun-
ton, of London, who tried the following
experiment: He had person who slipped
a cup of hot water and afterward, at a
proper interval, tried also the effect of
tablespoonful of brandy. In each case
the sphygmograph was applied to the
pulse at the wrist 1t was found that
the hot water increased the wave and
rhythm of the pulse and SO affected the
heart beat as much as the brandy. The
reviving effect Of a teacupful of hot
water, with a teaspoonful of sugar and
six or eight drops of peppermint to give
flavor, is very perceptible. This is really
much of the value Of catnip or other
herb teas.
A good prescription, either in case of
faintness or of pain, is ten drops of
spirits of camphor, ten drops of pare
goric, ten drops of sweet spirits of inter
and half teaspoonful of baking soda in
tablespoonful of warm water. Ginger
tea made by putting half teaspoonful
of ordinary powdered ginger in a half
teacupful of warm water is a good
is gained in the interest of persons taken
suddenly i'll by suggesting a longer list
of remedies Position, cold to the head,
stimulants to the nostrils, a mustard
plaster, warmth to the feet, looseness of
garments and one of the stimulants we
have named, followed by drink of
warm peppermint water, will do less
harm and relieve more cases than will
dependence on the liquor flask. We per-
sist in not expelling it from the ply
sicians' list of remedies, but as a medi-
cine, as well as drink, it has great
abuse in the hands of iromiscuous pre-
scribers. While fully recognizing all
that is necessary as to it, it surely be-
hooves us to guard against excuses for
its employment. All the more because
in some of these cases of sudden illness
the person and his habits are not known
to us.-New York Independent.
The Progress., 1892-12-10
BEHIND THE FooTLIeHTs.

A stock somuang Eill be the feature q
the Union Square ,'"sclsll Epn t9ehl u
May, 1893
'Reddy, the Mail Girl" is the lurid title
Of a play which recently received its initial
performance in Erie, Pa.
Abbey's new theater in New York, at
Broadway and Thirty-eighth street. will
cost 100000 when completed
f. J. Swartz has written new play
which will nave its first production soon.
II is entitled "Bossett's Fairy"
Lizzie Evans new play, "The Little
Blacksmith" by Martha Norton, was re.
Gently produced in Steubenville, o.
Mason Mitchell has been engaged by
Manager John Stetson to support Kyrle
Bellew and Mrs. Potter this season.
A. l.. Fanshawe has named his new com
edy 1.-The Arena Venus" 1t was originally
intended to call it "The Circus Rider"
Francis Wilson is not going to remain
idle this season. He has gone to Europe,
but will return in time to open his tour
Nov. IA.
Mrs. Osmond Tearle (Niinnie Conway is
said to have retired from the stage and
settled down at her husbands country
seat near Carlisle, England.
Johnstone Bennett will have a rival in
the person Of Grace Sherwood, who has
been engaged to play the title role with
the special ".Jane" company.
Robert Buchanan, the playwright, will
make his first attempt at comic opera this
season, besides filling the commissions he
has in hand for plays for f. S. Willard and
Beerbohm Tree.
Henry irving has accepted a comedy
written by J. NJ. Barrie, the author Of
Walker, London" which has had such Il
successful run at TOole's. that Mr.. Toole
was forced to forego his usual vacation.
Three men claim the authorship of the
Face in the Moonlight" which r. 3.
Mantell recently produced at Proctor's
theater, New York, and all three are re-
ported to be intending to go to court over it,
James Owen O'Connor, the eccentric
actor, was recently committed to the
Morris Plains On. j. insane asylum on the
order of County Physician Converse, Of
Hudson county, who has no doubt of his
insanity.
The Progress., 1892-12-10
POWDER AND BALL.

The Swiss guards, part Of the pope's
household, are to be dispensed with.
The new German army tent. is divisible
into two portions, each of which can be
converted into an overcoat in case of rain.
The Ninth ard Tenth cavalry Of the reg
ular United States army are colored troops,
and have formed part of q army for
nearly or quite quarter Of a century.
The most powerful and heaviest gun in
the world weighs l35 tons, is 40 feet in
length and has a ll-inch bore Its range
Is eleven miles, with a projectile weighing
I 500 pounds.
In order TO discover an enemy's move
ment at night an Italian artillery offic-f
has invented mechanical candle, which.
when sent from a cannon, will shed light
equal to 100000 candles.
The Progress., 1892-12-10
Total Abstinence Among the Aneient..

Total Abstinence Among the Ancients.
A historian of European Morals
holds that the fundamental conceptions
of right and wrong have not varied
nearly as much as the standard of
morality prescribed by the ethics of the
times. Temperance has not always been
carried to the consistent outcome of pro-
hibition, but its advantages over drunk.
enness have never been denied, and
Professor Jules Arnot in his work on
the Customs of the Celtic Druids'
demonstrates that the priests of the
ancient Gauls prided themselves on the
strictness of their abstinence from intox-
icating beverages. The chiefs of the
ancient Arabs, too, were distinguished
for their sobriety long before the time
of Mohammed, and the followers of
Pythagoras practiced total abstinence at
a time when the temples of Bacchus
were found all along the south shore of
the Mediterranean.
The Progress., 1892-12-10
Total Abstinence Ipcr.a,,n,

The English Young Abstainers' union,
the object of which is the promotion of
total abstinence from intoxicating liq-
uors among the sons and daughters OF
the upper and middle classes, has now
eighty branches and q membership Of
over 5000.
The Progress., 1892-12-10

One spirit-his
Who wore the plated thorn with bleeding
IN brows
ules universal nature. Not q flower
L Pc shows some touch In freckie. streak or
stain
q HE unrivaled pencil. He inspires
4cll baluy odo-s, and imparts their hue~.
~ oefhee their eyes with nectar. Happy he
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-06
A GLIMPSE OF OOALA.
Interest in Fast Horses-Shipments OF
Phosphate.

Interest in Fast Horses-Shipme nts OF
Phosphate.
OoALo, FLA, March 5.-Ocala is taking
quite an interest in fast horses OF the trot-
ting variety. The "Duke of Dumnellonn
has one for which he paid $4,000, and
thinks there is none in Florida that can
beat him. As he owns a number of flyers,
one OF them contended with Liveryman
Shufort's fast one and beat him two in
three heats over a quarter mile course.
Ocala has developed wonderfully
within few years in good
driving stock. A number of leading horse
men are strongly agitating the project Of
buying land on a lovely plateau at the east
end and making q half mile trotting course
PHosPHATEs.
There Is considerable activity in the ship
ment OF phosphates. The Cooney mine at
Summerfield, fifteen miles south Of Ocala,
have orders from the Anglo Continental
Company of London for two cargoes-one is
being shipped now. the other for June de-
livery. The Florida Phosphate Company
OF Citrus county has Just finished a cargo
and has an order for another, while the
Empire company of the same county has
begun the shipment of a cargo. One mine
along the Amber railroad in this
county has an order for 125 cars, and are
shipping same as fast as cars can be secured.
All is going via Fernandina.
The week before lent set In Ocala was
the gayest she has ever been. 1t was moth
ing but receptions, hopsV musicales, euchre
parties and even the humiliation attending
! the forty days of fasting and prayer has
not entirely subdued the desire for gayety
for last night the usual Friday night Ocala
house hop had a quota of devotees at the
shrine of terpsichore.
A worthy colored Baptist preacher, Rev
P. r. Anderson, near Belleview, during his
absence at the State Baptist convention al
Pensacola, had the misfortune to lose
by fire his corn house, barn
corn, fodder, wagon, buggy, and farming
utensils and 1000 rails. No insurance. II
is indeed serious loss to the hard.work-
ing, but successful farmer preacher. Our
Baptist revival is growing in interest
and pastors OF other churches are assisting.
The evangelist, A. w. Brown, is doing the
talking this week, with gratifying success.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-06
MARRIAGES.


HEINZ STARBUCK-- Married. on Feb. %,
1892 at Jesup. Ca. JOSEPH HEINZ. Jr., Of Brook
dale. n. J., 70 Mrs. LUcIE L. STARBUCK. dangh-
ter Of n. B. Lee Of Savannah. formerly OF Nor
folk Va. Norfolk and Richmond Va) papers
copy.
CHARLToN-FLEMING.- on Feb.
9, 1892, a. the 4ndependens Presbyterian church.
by Rev. Dr.. Dripps, HExGS A. CHARLTON 20
ELEANOR N. FLEMING, both OF this city.
LEnAN-HoLTZGANG Married. on
Thursday, Feb. Is, at toe residence OF III. J.
Csebits. Welaka, Fla, by Rev. N. Woodwork,
u. GARTLEhAs and Miss ANNIE Z. HoLzGArG.
The groom was formerly Of Savannah.
CONE-VAN BRAEL.-Merried, on Feb 25.
1872. az the residence OF the brides mother, by
Rev. J. v. Matthews, Mr. J. c. CONE and Miss
MAGGIE Van BRAEL-
WALLACE HARPER. in this city
Feb. "a, by the Rev. John Mccarthy at the
bishops residence. W. NJ. WALLACE Of Ocala.
I Ia, TO Miss MATTE HARPER Of Savannah.
SMITH-SMITH.-Marr on Feb. "a MTss
". 9. SMITH and GEORGE H. SMITH, By Rev. p. FL.
McMshon at st. Patricks church. No cards.