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The farmers' union., 1892-06-02

Parisians may soon be able to sit out
side their cafes on the boulevartls and
drinl their absinthe blended with water
straight from Swiss lake. This is
quite on the cards, since Swiss en-
g:neer has sumbitted pan for SUPPLY
ing Paris with pure waer from the lake
of Neufchatcl at Il cost of 500 ,0OG, ,OD0.
The farmers' union., 1892-06-02
chief Arthur Is ISc-eIcCtcI

Tie first convention over whcn J.. NJ.
A,thur presided as Grand Chief OF the
Br ,,hcI II rod OF To 'omot;ve Engineers was
In Atlanta eighteen yeas a:r. Tuesday
irthur as unanimously reelected tn the
Office he II Di..s, dcs itc his cFnt; t. retire.
Leave of absence was granted him, it hein, /,
hi. desire to visi: his oil home in scotland.
Assistant Grand Chief Youngson ;nl Grand
Enginecr Hon McIc aisn re- eiectel
The farmers' union., 1892-06-02
The Only Ono Ever Printed Can You Fin
the Word:

There is 3-inrh display advertisement
in this paper this week which has Two
words alike except ore wcrd. The same is
true of each new enc appearing each week
from The DR. Harter Medicine Co. This
house places n "t'rCsccnt" on everything
they make and publish. Look for it. send
them thc name of the word. and they will
return you BOOK. BEAUTIFUL LITHoGRAPHS,
SAMPLES FREE.
The farmers' union., 1892-06-02
Divorces In sweden Don't Count

y most interc ting case decided by the
Wisconsin Cuprcme Court was one in which
a divorce granted IN Sweden tt naturaliZed
Amc:icars WIS net recognized. The case
came from Sheboygan and confined =
touch OF romance. 1t was that of William
O. st. Sure asanss Olive St Sure Lindes-
felt. OF Sheboygan.
The farmers' union., 1892-06-02

ha S a pur-
pose. p or t.
land is in the
very center
Of the home
mis- sionary S
field, says Il
dispatch from
that city. The
Pacific Slope
has for years
enlisted mis-
sion airy Of
fort, but the
population on
has far out
The farmers' union., 1892-06-02
After COunterfritcYS.

Lovers of genuine cognac will he in
tcrested in the announcement that the
distiliers Of the city of Cosnac propose
to go into court to test the right of
distlllers in other cities to- label their
brandy as coming from CoSnac.
The farmers' union., 1892-06-02
Tc-n Men Killed ii, :, ISint

AT Dallas Texas Policeman G. o. Brewer
WAS shot and il stantly killed by a negro
named !cnry Miller. whom he was trying
to arrest. a mob attacked tile all ard In
the riot two men Were seriously : rot The
mob finally dispersed when they saw that
to carry til, jail meant heavy loss Of life
The farmers' union., 1892-06-02
Blame and Mckinley.

Gov. McKiniey's closest newspaper Or
gan the Cleveland Leader. in IA leading
editorial article pronounces for Blaine and
Mckinley rs "the strongest ticket that
could be ma1c." and says that "ncxt to
President Harrison the only man seriously
thought Of for the Presidency is Mr..
Blaiuc.o
The farmers' union., 1892-06-02
ARKANSAS PEOPLE STARVING.
Little Rock Charity Supplying Food to
IIundrctlS of Families.


The GcStitution among the fl o | sufferers,
both white and colored. lctween Little
Rcck and the me nth of the river. is simply
appalling. Pine BluT and vicinity are
filed viii r fugces. All along the river
the cotton crop Is totally de -troyed. and it
is hard to tell wha: the farmers will
suhsist durin: TIL; summer. At Il mass
Meeting held at Pine Bluff Sl.G5O was sub
srrhed in an hour. 4 ho1il.a of Govern
ne.t boats is continually on the river car
ryin- succoc to the helpless victims OF the
fooJ
The farmers' union., 1892-06-02
Democratic (D:lvent;u,,S.

Now Jerseys Democratic Convention
sends an instructed delegation T. Chicago
fer Cleveland. The Colorado delegation is
uninstrncted; the Wash ngton and Idaho
delegations are also uninstructei. hut the
conventions strongly inlorse Cleveland.
kcntucky's delegation j. uninstructed.
The farmers' union., 1892-06-02

An English firm has invented an in
genious device fo: turning on the cur
rents for electric lamps at certain hour
An ordinary clock is SO adjusted that at
the desired moment spring is released,
permitting pair of pivotcd .ontacts 10
fall into mercury cups, thus comrl ting
the circuit.
The farmers' union., 1892-06-02
Failed for &126.0OO.

Ainsli,. Cochran s. Co. fouEdrymen and
machiniits. at L L'ui,vilie, Ky. have as
si-ncI The iiabi:it.c are placed at Slo6-
COO with no-uina! assets at sl4S go The
bus n, - was cst biish,d in 1851.
The farmers' union., 1892-06-02

Captain Barnes, an Arkansas RIVER
pilot. wi II Mr. Crouch and six oarsn:eo. in
one day r,scuel from the overiiowed lands
oorosi.e the mouth Of the Fourche 100 head
Of l., res. mules and cattle and eight fam
Hes Gnc colorel family. consisting Of
nj ic persons. also three coiorcd men. VIC. e
can, ,iyc in a st,if and were dro Sncd.
The farmers' union., 1892-06-02

Big Waste of Light.
In all artificial light the waste is over
80 per cent.
The farmers' union., 1892-06-02
RELIEF FOR IOWANS IN DISTRESS.
Gov. Botcs Asks Sioux City for Ins:ruc-
tions AS I" Appeals for Aid.


tinns AS I" Appeals for Aid.
Gov. Boies. in his address t. the meeting 2
OF citizens af cr he had visited the ruined
district p ainly put the case with respect
to needed relief lie said: "The case can
be iut b fore tn, good pcopc OF the Stat.
and the si;uat.oi plainly stated. and then
it is for them To act l may say. however.
from what have seen this morning, that
have n doubt ii Is your dut, to ask for
aid. You have no right to hinder the
lief OF such distress aI have SEEN In fact,
! wonld feel disposed to place the mat
trr betOr, the people of the State in any
event. and the only point ol which l wish
t. obtain your sentiment is whether this
appeal should be made to the STATE or
should extend outside tho State. tnlcs +:
there should b. unanimous opinion
AGAINST it have concluded to appeal to
Iowa for you. | want to know whether
this appeal should go further"
The farmers' union., 1892-06-02
PADDLE YOUR OWN CANOE.
"Voyagers on iife's eca,
To yourself be true,
And wilatc'cr your lot may bt

ITO yourself be truc,' "and thou
cans't not then be false to any man.
"Sclf-lovc Is not SO vile sin as self
neglccting." Then "bc wise to-day, 'tis
madness to defer" Get DIR. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery, for all af-
fcctions Of the lungs and throat. 1t il
likewise wonderful liver tonic, and
invigorator.
Az the year round, you may rely upon
DR.. Picrcc's Golden Medical Discovery.
It's not like the sarsaparillas. that arc
said to be good for the blood in March.
April and May. The "Discoycry
works equally well at all times, and in
all cases Of blood-taints, or humors, no
matter what their name or nature. 1t
cures all Skin, Scalp and Scrofulous
affections. as Eczema. Tctter, Salt
rhcum, Fevcr-sores, White Swellings,
Hip joint disease and kindred all
mcnts.
It's the cheapest blood-purifier, sold
through druggists, because you only pay
for the good you get.
Your money is returned if it doesn't
benefit or cure you.
Can YOU ask more
The farmers' union., 1892-06-02

r. Cure Colds. Coughs. Sore Throat: Group.
1rtl wliOot ing & uEi,. fsronclltt:- AMI
>th,n:a. certain cure for Con~u,rI,ti ion in first
stages, and sure relief m asivarc. a ~ta:cs. Use
at rnce. l,u will zee lie erCeffsnt e e.! after
tak'n the first do sod by deal n everywhere.
The farmers' union., 1892-06-02

"a WORD to the wise is sufficient, but
1t is not always wise to say that word 10
one who is suffering the tortures OF head
ache. However. always risk 1t and recon-
mend Bradycrotinc. OF all Druggists soc
The farmers' union., 1892-06-02
CONFED. RATE MEM RIAL.

F. gh. cannons CccupF corn r. an | con-
tcrs between. Oh the east and we sides
Of the shaft are appropriate inscriptions.
Tho four sides of the cap above the de are
nrnanentcd with pyramids of cannon
balls. Il spra; Of laurcls between each
pyianil and above the cap Il block re-
l:cycd with pcdimcnt, the center showing
&C. 5. A." in monogram. At the highest
ro.nt of the Shaft appears an elaborate
corinthan cap. upon wh;ch st. n Is the
crowning piece of the monument. II Con-
fc;lCratc soldier in purA Italian marble.
The farmers' union., 1892-06-02

If you wish to do the easiest and quick
est weeks washing you erer did. try Dob
bins Electric Soap next washday. Follow
The rcctions. Asa your Srocr for it. Been
on the market - years Take no other
The farmers' union., 1892-06-02

John Moses ard Charles Holmes, OF last
port. Nc, started to sail from Indian
Island to Deer Island. Their boat cap
sized off Cherry Islan1 and both were
drowned. They leave families.
The farmers' union., 1892-06-02

Mr.. OLDBoY: why do you bring so
much water. Tommy? I merely asked
for drink" Tommy: Il thought you'd
need more than a siassful. 'calse sister
said last night you were the driest old
stick she ever knew"
The farmers' union., 1892-06-02

A FAvORITE dish of the East Indians
is an ant pic. The insects are caught
in pits and mashed 10y handfu!s like
raisinS
The farmers' union., 1892-06-02
Lonslon's Milk Supply.

-Four railway companies, the Great
Western, the Great Eastern, the South
western and the Northwestern, bring
into London about 20,0tO, 900 gallons of
milk every day.
The farmers' union., 1892-06-02

UNCLE SAM has a good large family of
the Smiths. But Fatherland Germany
has, according to the last census, 629,-
9S7 Mullers.
The farmers' union., 1892-06-02

SOME people would have more feeling
in religion if they would first feel a lit
tie deeper in their pockets.
The farmers' union., 1892-06-02

J. c. SIMPSON. Marques, W. Va, says
Halls Catarrh Cure cured me of very bad case
of catarrh." Druggists sell it, 75c.
The farmers' union., 1892-06-02
A WOfndn'S
Remedy
for WOman's
Diseases.

that 7oon,au best understands a sUom0n's
ills" That she has done her work we'll is
plainly indicated by the unprecedented
success of her great female remedy called
IuL1 4 PluEInm's IfgeE1hLe Con,fonu1
The farmers' union., 1892-06-02

FIRST Cold, THEN BRoNCHITI Check the
first with HALE's nc NEY OF HoREHoUND AND
TAR.
Pixies oTHAcaE DROPS Cur, in ona Minute
The farmers' union., 1892-06-02

1elous Treatise and s. 60 trial bottle
Fit Send to Er. Kline. JS1 Arch st Phila Pa
The farmers' union., 1892-06-02

A CORRESPONDENT wants to know
this: Ought cousins to marry?" Why,
certainly. All the other relatives get
married. Why shouldn't cousin
marry?
The farmers' union., 1892-06-02
ONE ENJOYS

Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
tenn effectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup Ct Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste and &C.
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, its
many excellent qualities commend it
to all and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale In SOC
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro-
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do not accept any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA FTc syrup CO.
SAW FRANCISCO. CAT.
fnUYSvHfe nv Hr,v vopn sv
The farmers' union., 1892-06-02

Syrup

JUDGE J. B. HILL, Of the Superior
Court, Walker county, Georgia,
thinks enough of German Syrup to
send us voluntarily a strong letter
endorsing it. When men of rank
and education thus use and recon-
mend an article, what they say is
worth the attention of the public.
1t is above suspicion. 81 have used
your German Syrup" he says, "for
my Coughs and Colds on the Throat
and Lungs. can recommend it for
them as a first-class Ecdicine."-
Take no substitute. o
The farmers' union., 1892-06-02

BEECHAM'S PILLS are painless and
cflectual remedy t. r all bilious disorders.
- cents a box. For sale by all druggists.
The farmers' union., 1892-06-02

THE devil has no better friend on
earth than the hypocrite.
The farmers' union., 1892-06-02
THE WORLD OYER.
LATEST NEWS FROM EVERY
LAND.
USE SIMPLE WORDS.
A JAWBREAKER KILLED A ST.
LOUIS MAN.

Death of Gen. Streight, Protector of the
Famous Libby Prison Tunnel - Inter-
esting Political Forecast Chicago We'll
comes II Steamer Dircc from irOpe.
The farmers' union., 1892-06-02

LpFIII r.. 4 N1RNUW
No one remedy in all
the world has done so
much to relieve the
suffering of her sex.
Her compound goes to
the very root Of Female
Complaints, drives out
disease, and rc-invigo-
rates the entire system.
All Druggists sell II, or SEN
BY mail, in form of Pills Of
1Ozenges, on recent Of = I .OlD
Liver Pills, 2:sr. Core.
sponslencs freely answered
Address in confidence,
LYDIA r. PJSKNAM Med. Co.
LYNN. MASS.
The farmers' union., 1892-06-02
On the Diamond.
NATIONAL. LEAGUE.

Following is a showing OF the standing OF
each of the teams OF the different aSso Ia
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1892-04-09
A FLYING DUTChMAN.

rhe Brave Sergeant Turned HE hack -
the Supposed lndians.
The man who boosts the loudest does
not always show best under Gre. writes
Col Mcdowell This truth WAS laugh.
ably illustrated to us one day when We
were encampcd In New Mexico hourly
expecting IN engagement with the In.
diana Among the veteran Indian fight
ers in our camp was Sergeant Shutter.
who astonished M youngsters-I was
but twenty years old then-by thrilling
accounts Of his daring achievements.
From his talk one would have thought
him equal 70 the task OF putting
whole band Of painted warriors 70
fight single-handed
My company had camped near the
banks of small brook II was . beau.
tiful autumn afternoon Some Of the
men went In bathing. some mended
their clothes while others overhauled
their gums. Strung out at . distance
from the camp were few picketA The
horses were given . chance to Craze.
tethered with long lariats fastened to
iron pins driven into tho ground
Suddenly there came . cry Of I'm.
dams! Indians!" The men rushed in
from all directions. and for . few
moments wild confusion reigued In
the midst Of il all We heard . series Of
spasmo1ic yella, and. turning toward
the sound. beheld the fat sergeant the
bold. fearless hero Of countless Indian
encounterA caplcss, eoatless. running
- fast - he could toward his horse,
and blowing and putting with the exer.
ton.
Without stopping for bride or saddle.
he scrambled upon the horses back.
seized its name and Ding his spurs into
the beasts sides with all his might Ex-
cited BY the pain thus inflicted. the
horse plunged forward with . sudden
bound and set of Mt mad gallop
In half . minute the animal reached
the end Of its tether and was brought
to standstill with tremendous jerk
And Sergt Shutter? verify think he
was thrown forty feet over his horses
that could be heard throughout the
camp, and il WAS . wonder that every
bone in his body was not broken.
Despite the supposed seriousness Of
the moment, ever man OF N stood still
and laughed at the ridiculous spectacle.
Poor fellow! His terror Of the Indians
made him forget that his horse was
tethered. He wasn't much hurt; and
the cry of Indians turned out to be .
false alarm caused BY the approach Of
. few friendly Pawnees. Seryt Shul.
ter was ever after called the flying
. title which he did not
relishL-Youth's Companion.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1892-04-09

Beauty often depends O
plumpness; so does com5ogts
so does health. If You get
thin, there Is something
wrong. though you may feel
no sign Of It.
Thinness itself is q sign;
sometimes the first sign;
sometimes not.
The way to get back
plumpness is by CAREFUL
LIVING, which sometimes in
cludes the use Of SCOTS
Emulsion of cod-liver oil.
Let Us send you-fec-a
little book which throws much
light on all these subjects.
Segr Z Dowxa. CAeaish. - SsuaA - ASssA
Nev Yesk.
Yssr drsssia keep SCOTS Hasl.isssfssh-u sw
0-en dsuggaso svssyvhse -. q.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1892-04-09
WIT, OR lMPERTlNENces

The ThoagAtlsss Speech That Carries .
sting With It.
Nobody denies that it 10 delightful to
be bright to be able to make clever
speeches; but Il sometimes Is Just as
dangerous to be brilliant as IL Is to b
stupid. The girl who can always give
. witty answer. who can always make
. remark that IL suited to the occasion
Is the girl who 10 apt to be very much
applauded, and the consequence 10 she
begins to think she can say ything
she pleases, and that the world about
her will believe that she Il to b prais-
ed alwayA Then she grows TO mistake
impertinence for wit Her heart hard
ems . little and abe does not hesitate
to make . Jest Of somebody's misfor-
tune, TO sec fun in misery. and
70 count old age Is . special butt
for her sharp tongue. She does not
do this Intentionally, and. - the time
always comes when she is sorry for IL,
want to give her . little word Of advice.
Il 10 very hard to resist the bright
thought-that is, to resist giving words
70 it. but IL il . great deal better not 70
say anything for which you will be
sorry after. In % many homes the
bright members Of the family get into
the habit of chatting the other ones;
and father and. too often. mother will
laugh Many . laugh will provoke .
shower Of tears Now, the time IL go
ing to come when that chatting will de-
generate into . daily rudenesA when
the shy girl will grow shyer and less
fond Of her sister, and when the boy
who happens to be little awkward
and little bashful will be happiest
when his sister Is away from home.
Here comes the warning. Before you
say what seems to you brilliant think
out which Il is-wit or impertinence?--
Ladiea' Home Journal
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1892-04-09
IT WAS THE YELLOW HORN.

| The DateAaaa's Clssssass TAss "uee
aosd ths Cifeas."
'YeA we're back again." he sighed.
- he gnawed one OF the angles on .
gutta-percha sandwich. '1nd. II any
body should ask you. We left Dutch
man down in Texas who wasn't expect
Cd 70 live when We pulled stakea"
He was IN ancient circus man. and
with . small but select party Of his
friends was occupying table In one Of
the strictly Electrical salooos on the
opposite prompt side Of Union SQUARE
"What did the Dutchman have TO do
with it?" he continued. In response to
query from the serio-c0mic that sat b.
side him. "welL Just about every.
thing. When Quirk was making mp the
show, he left the baud to the last, %
we picked 'em up ON the jump. 90 to
speak. Katzmeyer - that was the
Dutchman's name-was signed about
IN hour before We started and only just
caught the boat
I'VE sailed out Of this town with one
OF the best ring shows that ever rustled
sawdust Il was IN all-round eorker,
couldn't beat % Il didn't surprise M
when we started in at Galveston with
. rip staving good business, and kept IL
mp right along for three straight weeks
We knocked ont everything that came
against us, and Quirlx began to think Of
adding freak exhibit and taking the
whole show over to Australia next sea
son.
Zone night in the gaycat kind Of .
Texas town, katzmeyer came into the
mems dressing-tent with long parcel
under his arm and . smile like cash
in . pie.
~ my instroomint brake BY acci-
dencc.' he said. but hat alretty yet
anodcr. ~ chimminy, il vas bar
gains. also. too and waving the parcel
in triumph he waltzed out 70 got ready
for the grand entree.
"Half IN hour later Eddie Thomas
Skinned mp the rope to do his flying
trapeze act, and Is no was standing on
the bar saw him look into the band
stand and grow pale Three minutes
afterward he missed . turn. fell, and
broke . couple Of ribsI
'.As we were carrying him out Of the
ring he whispered to me: Bill. that
Dutchman's got . yellow clarionet.' and
I said 70 him: Eddie. we'll bust mp
In . week. When told Quirk about
it he nearly had At For an out-snd.
out hoodoo you can't heat . yellow
clarionet In ten years. and my estimate
Of week was too liberal BY far. The
next three days WAS one steady process
sion Of accidents and bad business. and
though We tried our darndest 70 get
that clarionet away from him the
Dutchman couldn't be fooled into Civ.
ing It up On the fourth day . cyclone
wrecked the tent, killed half the ami
mals. and stopped the show for good
'Quirk called Us together 1t the ho-
tel, told rs the jig was up. and gave rs
our fares home-all except Katxmeyer.
You busted my show with that
yellow agony pipe OF yours.' he said 70
him, and now you can got back on
skates for all I caro- Then we took
Katzmeyer out on the street and pound.
ed him with his clarionet until some
Army guys swept him to-
gether and carried him away.
81 tell you IL never failed yet-one Of
them instruments II smash up . circus
quicker than . collision"
Aud the waiter was requested to all
'em up again.-N. Y. Commercial Ad-
vertiSer
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1892-04-09
August.
Flower

NY wife suffered with indigestion
and dyspepsia for years. Life BE-
came . burden to her. Physicians
failed to give relief. After reading
one Of your books, I purchased .
bottle Of August Flower. It worked
like q charm. Mywi5e received Inn
mediate relief after taking the first
dose. She was completely cured
now weighs I6s pounds. and caneat
anything she desires without any
deleteri0us results - was formerly
the case. G. H. Dear, Prop'r Wash
ington House, Washington. We. .
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1892-04-09

"And they've locked him sats apl'
Mr.. Ackley AMI I stared 1t one an
other and ct the servants an instant.
and then burst tato involuntary peals
Of laughter.
''Shake hands once more, Earns
elite. said my host genially. Our
acquaintance has begun oddly. but il
shall none the less ripen into friend
ship"
Philip Ackley was r;ght-he became
my friend, and remained SO until the
day Of his death;-N. Y. Weekly.
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1892-04-09
NE WAS FINED.

The Jaags Decided That the Ceatsaes oe
the Bottle Was Deadly.
The police Judge Of one Of the in
terror Ohio cities had been on . "baf''
In Toledo and there was no telling
what he hadn't been through IL one
were to judge from his appearance.
said the drummer at the Cadillac. When
he WAS able to take the bench again
there were . lot Of cases for disposal.
the first one being . concealed wespoo
charge.
$50" said his honor to tho prisoner,
you were carrying . concealed deadly
weapon, were your
NO your honor" denied the pris-
ooer
THE officer says different Didn't
you have anything on your person?'
'.Nothing. your honor, except . bot
tie OF whisky, and there's nothing dead-
" about that your honor"
"where did you get it," inquired the
Judge.
Toledo. your honor"
The Judge rubbed his head - II Il
were sore clean through.
Fifty dollars and costa" h said
slowly. II guess you don't know what
. deadly weapon iA"-Detroit Free