Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-03-31
TEA-TABLE SALAD.

no" mucn more attectlOnate the
members OF family group are in their
photograph than out of it.-Atchison
| Globe.
THE fellow who chad dream that was
not all Dream" was out with the bows
| till alter ght.-Binqhan,to Repub-
| Acdn.
That BoY.-Tommy-'Say, paw 2"
Mr.. Figg-"Well" Tommy-"Do they
get chicory from a hennery ?" "Put
that kid to bed Indianapolis Journal.
THE GRooM-"I can't see that check
your father placed among the wedding
| presents
The Bride-s'Papa is so absent-mind-
ed. He lit his cigar with it'-Life.
HosT-'Why did you strike my dog
He only shifted at YOU" Visitor
"Well, you don't expect me to wait till
! he has had a taste of me, do you Pr
| FIN.
"WHAr style of gloves are worn at
swell functions these davs?" "Well,
that altogether depends. If you want
| to get near the supper-table, [ would
advise you to wear boxing-gloves. p
Harper's Bazar.
"WHAT's the price of them opera
glasses % he asked as he entered the
| opticians. Twenty eight dollars, !"
said the clerk. "Well, say, I've only
got one eye. Can't you knock off 30
per cent -Harper's Bazaar.
"HAvE you told your wife about
this % inquired the Judge. "No, Sit"
answered O'Brien. well, | will fine
suspend the fine providing you tell your
O'Brien cast sorrowful look at the
Judge, shrugged his shoulders, and with
mournful shake of his head said:
'Well, l guess, Judge, you had better
let the fine stand. You don't know my
wife. Chicago Inter Ocean.
A New JERSEY minister married fifteen
couples within sixty minutes the other
day Fifteen knots an hour isn't bad
LoaceN Courier.
ARCHAEOLOGICAL. - Chappie lat stage
door --"Can [ see Miss Soubrette ?'
"Sorry, sir; she has just been called
away. Her grandchild is very sick. -
Cloak Journal.
"LEARN to labor and to wait" is good
advice. The great difficulty about it is
the disposition manifested to disregard
the first portion of the proverb and put
all the emphasis on the last Washing
tom Star.
MISS BANGLE ION the beach at Florida}
-"Are you not tarrying here longer
than you expected, Mr.. Flushback ?''
FlushDack-"O yes, but I'm doing it
under advice" Miss Bangle" From a
physician Flushback-"Oh, no,
from the hotel clerk. He advised me
to stay until l hear from my friends up
North. "-7ruth.
REV. Mr.. ExTEMPoRE-"My hearers, l
shall have to ask your indulgence for
few minutes. I forgot my manuscript,
and have sent my little boy for it," His
SON. mounting pulpit Tin loud tone)-
ssMamma couldn't find the writin', but
here's the book you copied it from. y
It'd BITS.
THERE are twin brothers in Brlxton so
much alike that they frequently borrow
money of each other without knowing
it.-Ifd-B Bits.
THE Germans of their beer are fond,
The French their native wines acclaim.
The Scotch for "hots' Unfortunately yearh'
NV -Ne,U York Herald.
Do~'r trv TO do too much. It is said
that a man in Kansas is now bald-head-
ed because he was determined that his
wife should learn to eat pie with FORK.
kansas City Times,
ATTORNEY WANTL1NG-"What did your
father say when he discovered my pic
ture in your watch?" Miss worth
:sThat it was the only case you had ever
appeared in. "-Jeaceler's Weekly.
CHURCH in Lancaster, Pa, offered
medal to every person who did not mss
a church or Sunday School service our,
mo the wear. One medal was awarded,
and the janitor got it.-Lo0en Courier:
V1s1roR-'sI suppose you have to De
constantly on the alert to prevent the
escane of the lunatics." Insane Asy-
INN Attendant-'Yes; nearly. all OF
them are just crazy to get out. ,-hoc"-
', THERE is difficulty in getting an eth
Gent rowing crew for the UNIVERSITY VI
Pennsvlyania this year. Aquatlcs nave
suddenly lost pull with the stuuen.s'
The college row IS not al1ogeTIl a5aer r0'o
WHEN eggs we're placed IN the new
+orif It was with a patriotic oeslpe 70
throw off the foreign yoiK.-bos'o"
Transcript. .,, +1,o
Drp1Sa the last twelve months Iiie
late Lord Mayor partook OF -oo puoi'0
Nr1cuRoRLY--"And so your boy o Is
stndving to be a lawyer, en-, raI ;shho~.
Iimberllp-'He am, sab Il Ie enr Mot
ly1 foas;on ~ Limberlip-"Fi Fitted for
pfoi1 W. dat boy couldn't reckernlce oe
u! va, naint it red an hung 1t on
i his bed Dos" -Boston Journal. j,
n' syor are probably not aware, sir,
~ tba father. :.that last year my ~,
s danob ,hu spent 81, 500 on her dress : 3
eyes, am" said the young 20 eT man n 1ear
w. II advised her to 90 u Owe. cod %
ago ay when we first became eneaseu'
Cloak Reuieao. ranorter be-
THrs is the way Texas repor add;n NO
ran his written account Of oss;ap Wenu *
to- to which he had .n, edeh bv as the radiant