The record-union. [volume] (Sacramento, Calif.) 1891-1903, 1892-08-17
GLIB HuMOR

the club you belong to? Snarleigh-Not
one, except the reading-room.
Stuart-So the Doodle Club is prepared
to support the candidate who has the
biggest barrel? One of the members
y on bet. Stuart-Then it is what one
may call barrel organization.
Amelia-What prevented your club
from giving its projected stag party?
Her brother-The rain, dear.
Wlte-John, the Morning Daily states
that you got into a disgraceful fight at
your club last night. Who did you fight
with? Husband am sure / do not
know, dear. / haven't even seen the
Daily yet
Dryson-That gentleman must be the
tallest man in the club. Snarleigh-As
he has been posted for nonpayment of his
club dues, he must be rather short all the
same.
Landlady-What sort Of club is this
Tenderloin Club, Mr. Mccormick
Boarder-Well, it's quite a different sort
OF club from the one you pound your ten
derIoln steaks with, Mrs. Grubber.
Earnest-Why IS the Suicide Club GO
ing TO move IFS quarters? Percy-The
members are haunted by horrid fear
that Their present meeting place is un-
healthy.
Stuart thought you said Cadmann
was club-footed. Accommodates did.
lie has been kicked out OF four clubs to
| my knowledge
Walter--I think it awful mean to black
/ ball imam from personal motives. Ar
thur-So do |; a black ball in such a case
Is very base ball
Wife-Is the Tenderloin Club the
! butchers organization? Husband-No,
dear; It's membership includes no butch
ers, but quite number Of Shakespeare
/ tIdgeQlauS belong to it,
| McCommick-Did you say that Won
! We're one OF the lambs? Long-haired
Ihesplan-I did, sir. Mccormack
! Heres quarter. Get sheared.
Madlson-What induced you to Join
that club in Harlem? Jackson-Fhe
knowledge that the clubhouse could not
be moved further uptown.
| Clara-Every time l have passed this
clubhouse during the last two weeks that
young man has been sitting by the win
doW. Nalter-He is the newest member
ana desires to advertise his membership.
Jack-Have you obtained quarters for
your new-tounded club yet? Tom-No;
we shall have to get great many nick els,
dimes and dollars first.
| Madison-I understand that Ponderus
has been dropped from the Fat Men S
Club. McCommick-It is 10 be hoped
! no one was underneath at the time
| Amelia-That club over there must be
! the Manhattan. Clara-Why do Won
think so? Amelia-There is always a
man sitting at each window with his hat
| on.
waiter hear that Benedict has Joined
! the Century, although he used to declare
| his home was his club. Arthur-But
that was before his club included a baby
| IN its membership.
Earnest-But even if the Hiphtone
SluD has waiting list of thousand, it
! doesn't explain your intense ioy in be-
longing to it. Percy-Can't YOU realize
the pleasure one must have in rejecting
that he IS an object of envy to a thousand
of his fellow mortals.
MadIson-So you find it cheaper to dine
at club than in public restaurant.
| Seedlelgh-1es, as | am no longer a
MEMBER OF any club, the only time
ulhe at one Is when some one else paws
! the expense.
Madison-Our restaurant reo,,ires ra-
| organizing. L was given chop yester-
DAY evening which was actually not
| fresh. Jackson-Why do you not Law the
matter before the House COMMITTEES?
Madison 1t would have occasion to hold
! its nose if did.
| walter am unable to understand
| why you should be so anxious to join the
| hnIckerbocker Club. Arthur-Well I
want TO live good many years in this
| world, ana the size of the waiting list of
the hnlckerbocker constrains me to
think that membership in it insures ones
living TO good old age.
| Cadmann = see no reason why T
should join the Washington Club. Snar-
| ieigh-Nor do l, except that if Won were
member, it would be in your power to
make all the other four hundred mem
pefs leei extremely happy. Cadmann-
| How would it? Snarleigh-Yon couId
resign.
First Observation-Disclosures is pattino
| to be utterly unbearable. Second Mem
ber-W hat new atrocity has he perpe-
traLed? First Member-Some gentleman
having recently been dropped from mem
! bership owing to his failure to paw the
monthly dues, Mccormick referred to
the incident yesterday evening as due
! drop"