The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-05-01

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urbs during the state convention II the
city takes ali its 'appurtenances" il will
be hard TO convince outsiders that it is not
a Democratic convention.
When the fats and leans were playing
Wednesday, one Of the urchins in the
crowd noticed Ralph NiederIander batting
and Pat Robrbaugh getting ready TO sue
coed him and be yelled above :he roar of
the wind: ''Toothpick at the bat and
Splinter Oh deckr'
! Topeka Lance: As an evidence OF re-
turning prosperity TO the Peerless Prin-
! cess, the EAGLE publishes formula for
Distinguishing between real and paste dia-
| monds-
A young married couple in the east part
Of town have made garden this spring
and all their friends are smiling because il
! includes a catnip bed.
Topeka Lance: 1.-The Pirates of Pen
zance" was given again in Wichita, and
from reports received here it was an i'm
provement over the others The chorus
was much improved. Miss Ella Copeland
sang the role OF Mable in a charming
manner.
a
one who will listen with interest to things
he knows all about when they are being
told by person who knows nothing about
them.
Kansas City Journal: Victor Murdoch
made a speech at the district editorial con
vention last week. Vic is better talker
than the old man.
Mother Grundy received four contribu-
tons this week. ali reading to the same
effect-something like this: The boys re-
ceived an invitation TO party this week
that the girls know nothing about"
Kansas City Star: The "Hypatia" club
of Wichita has moved into new quarters
There is always a smile there for visitors.
So there is at the Man club. few rods
distant, and it seems TO be getting the big
end Of the patronage. In Wichita the
smile of a woman must be in the nature OF
stolen waters 10 make it sweet.
Not less than twenty-seven people IN
town have been accused of being Hen
riette."
Cimarrou New Era: Colonel O. C.
Booze is the name of temperance orator
in Kansas, so the papers say; but his place
is not given. He probobly lives in Topeka
or Wichita
a Wellington paper roasts the mer-
chants Of Wichita for not decorating their
stores and buildings the day the Odd Eel
lows were here.
Topeka Journal: A Wichita man st
tended 217 parties in four years. This is
what it is to be butterfly of society.
The worst 1irt in Kansas lives at We'll
lington. She was in Wichita the other
day and every young man in the city
stationed himself on the sidewalk to see
her pass By.
Topeka Lance: The subject of Wichi-
ia lecturer, recently WAS, prehistoric
Monsters of Kansas" We have not heard
any of the particulars Of the lecture, but
suppose he gave it" to the old crowd
Mrs Thomb Thumb was very much put
out because the ladies of Wichita did not
call upon her. She said she did not expect
to find them so inhospitable.
Kansas City Star: There is great ex-
element in colored high life in Fort Scott
Superintendent Hardings private car is in
town for repairs, and the porter is taking
advantage of the chance 10 cut a dash
among the bellies.
The theater season at Wichita IS closed.
All in all, it was the most miserable
season the town has ever had. not except
ing the cowboy days OF rs. The people Of
Wichita are getting tired OF poor shows
and are about ready 70 resent it.
Kansas City Star: A Wichita woman
who never misses a chance 70 go to fun
eral returned from one not long ago say
ing that she did not enjoy the funeral
any because the horses cut up so badly"
Said a man yesterday: Il wish you
would roast crowd OF little boys who are
barely out of kits and still wear knee
pants. who attend every leg show that
comes to Wichita and sit along on the
front row of seats at the opera house. !
don't believe their parents know what
they are doing when they let their boys 90
10 that kind of show.
Preston Plaindealer; Strange that one
so dark should be so light Wichita
doctor remarked when he assisted
. pound negro baby into the world
A Wichita girl, whose nose Is growing
crooked. ties il with rag TO her ear every
night trying 10 straighten il.
L
runs the call for the state convention up
side down. This is the way Marsh Muir
dock intends to turn the convention when
be gets into it
The girls at the telephone station say
that between ten and twelve at night most
of the conversations over the lines are
wives asking their husbands 70 hurry
home
Topeka Journal: Victor Murdoch is
learning 70 make political speeches. Il is
more exciting and interesting than writ
ing paragraphs.
a man recently made complaint to the
superintendent because a certain teacher
in the city schools had his scholars siag
John Browns body"
Abilene Reflector: Wichita aud Sedg-
wick want 10 send so Republicans 70 the
state convention 81 Topeka Do they ex-
pect to play the Gland Matthews act and
nominate Mr.. Murdoch by mere force of
lungs
4 Wichita woman who has been poor all !
her life. suddenly came unto fortune, the
other day, and her friends are multiplying
like flies around the mouth OF a n,olssses |
Jug She makes presents TO all of them !
and the combat is getting worse every day. /
Preston Plaindealer- 4 Wichita dentist /
inserts gold filings between the front |
teeth Of al artificial set, which relieves /
them OF the store teeth" appearance. OF 4
course they cast more.
Friends have written . Wichita woman /
who is visiting in the east 70 come home, I
as Der husband has taken to drinking
heavily.
Whitewater Tribune: Park Snort cap
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