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Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-02-24

The DlsaGreeabie operation of forcing
liquids into the head, and the use Of eXcit-
ing SnutfS are being superseded by Ely'S
Cream Balm, a sure cure for CataTrh and
colds in the head.
! have been q sufferer from catarrh for
ten years; could hardly breathe. Some
nights l could not sleep. [ purchased Ely'S
Cream Balm ana am using it freely; it is
working Il cure surely. [ have advised
several friends to use it, and with happy
results in every case. 1t IS the medicine
above all Others for catarrh, and it is worth
its weight in gold. l thank God | have
found remedy / can use with safety. and
that does all that is claimed for lt.-B. w.
Sperry, Hartford, Conn.
Apply Balm into each nostril 1t is
Quickly Absorbed. Gives Keller at
once. Price 30 cents at Druggists or by
mall.
ELY BROTHERS, sc Warren ST., New
York.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-02-24

CRAGIN & Co., Philadelphia, Pa, will
send, postpaid, for 2 Dobbins' Electric Soap
wrappers and ten cents, any volume of
Surprise Serles," (best authors, 20 cent
novels, about 200 pages. Send cent stamp
for catalogue
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-02-24
Sold by Druggists, Use.

Mr.. SIMPSON, Rastus, do you ever
read the Bible ?" 'Rastus-"Yes, sab !;
[ done read if cler froo to fin out we'd
der it toP of de cullud gem men" Mr..
Indeed Well, did you find
an instance ?" 'Rastus-"Yes, sab; L
done diskivver Were it tell oh Ebon
Ezer. "-KOte Eteld's lTdshindtOn.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-02-24

AVOID ALL RISK with Stubborn Cough
by using at once DR.. D. Jaynes Expectol-
ant sure remedy for all Coughs and
Colds and well calculated to exert bene-
fetal influence on the Lungs and Throat.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-02-24
Made to Look Like New.

Dresses, Gents Clothing, Feathers, Gloves,
ETC., Dyed or Cleaned, Plush Garments
Steamed at Otto Pietch's Dye Works, 246
W. Water ST., Milwaukee. Send for Cir
cnlar
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-02-24

No SAFER REMEDY can be found for
Coughs and Colds, or any trouble of the
Throat, than '.BrolO1rs Bronchial Tro-
ches.' Price 25 cts. Sold Oaly an bOres.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-02-24

A LOCAL grocer advertises old-time
coffee. This coffee is one of the "has
beans" probably.-Binghanaton Leader.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-02-24

REECHAM'S PILLS will cure wind and
pain In the stomach, giddlness. fullness,
dizziness, drowsiness, chills and loss of APP
petite.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-02-24
On the Way TO Paradise.

Let us hope that the people who habtaalIy
disregard their health will reach chat desira-
bic place, and avoid the locality which is less
desirable as an eternal residence on account OF
the heat and surroundings generally. But
While we tarry in this vale Of tears why should
we voluntarily endure the fortunes of dyspepsia
when a systematic use of HOstetter's Stomach
Bltters Will rid us OF the atrOCiOus malady
Which-unless physicians are very much at
1ault-tends to shorten the term OF our exist
ence? Heartburn, biliousness, constipation al
most always accompany this complaint and are
symptomatic of it. These are all eXt1nguished
by the Bitters, which also conquers completely
malaria, rheumatism, nervousness and debility.
Since the appearance of 'la grippe 1t has
shown a singular mastery over this formidable
complaint that has carried off SO many OF our
brightest and best.
$50 you have called in answer to my
advertisement Tor an American coach
man?' "Yes, SURF" Are you an
American ?" "Oi am, SURF" "Where
were you born 2" ''In Guild Oirland,
SURF, County Cork" "And how is it
you are an American and we're born in
Cork"' "Faix, SUR, Dim bothered
about that same mesilf, SURF. "-BOStOn
transcript
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-02-24

"WHAT do you think of your new
governess, Tommy?' ooh, she's ali
right for beginner, but she'll soon
learn. ''-BOstOn Post.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-02-24

WHEN the tired mother asks her
husband to take the baby he is apt to
answer, 81 don't mind. . Union County
Jo.naI
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-02-24

ONE of the hardest lines OF. duty to
woman is the clothes ine.-Dallos
Mems
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-02-24

SOME lawyers wait until a rich client
is dying before they work with q
will ',=R0stOra Courier
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-02-24

THE unsuspecting schoolboy is some
times like municipal revenue-raised
by tacks.-L0WeU Gazette.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-02-24

GOOD ADyICE.-UsE HALEs HONEY OF HoRE-
HOUND AND TAR for cough or cold.
Pixies TCOTHACHE DROPS Cure III one Minute.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-02-24

"MY landlord is getting GUNNER ev-
cry day" "Why SO ?" ''All his ten
ants and boarders pay by the month,
and he is just beginning to realize that
February has an extra day in this year"
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-02-24

HALF loaf is better than q railroad
sandwich.-Kate Fields Washington.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-02-24
The Only One Ever Printed-Can
You Find The Wore?

There is a 3-inch display advertisement
in this paper this week which has no two
words alike except one word. The same
is true Of each new one appearing each
week from The DR.. Harter Medicine Co.
This house places a ''CreScent'' on every
thing they make and publish. Look for
il, send them the name Of the word, and
they Will return you BOOK, BEAUTIFUL
or SAMPLES TREE.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-02-24

Z xa You are a SINNER and contemplate mar
BE. rage you should read the most interesting
81 book ever written. Full-information how
az to obtain the highest degree of heavenly
bliss. This is not medical work SOC pages,
sent securely sealed for So cent postal note.
Address HOLY MOSES Book Co., Denver. Colo.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-02-24

- EN SION Due all SOLDKERSY
- q disabled. s. fee for increase. Is years eX-
: perience. Write for Laws. A. w. MCCoRMICK
= Sons, WASHINGTON. D. G. g. CINCINNATI, O.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-02-24

SYLVAN REMEDY Co., Peoria, I'll.
Western Kansas world., 1892-04-23
A Convention Hall.


A public meeting was held at Topeka
to consider the erection of convention
hall, at which DR.. Hamilton announced
his determination to erect suitable
building.
DR.. Hamilton, in his remarks before
the meeting, said the plans and specifi-i
cations for the building we're now ready.
and work would begin this week. It is
to occupy the lots owned by the doctor
on Quincy street between Fifth and
Sixth streets just north of Tanner:
Brothers store. In dimensions it will
be rs feet by $50 feet. The material
will be brick and stone, and the esti-
mated cost is $4,000.
The seating capacity will be 5000
without gallery, and 1000 with gal
lery. The gallery will be built if neces-
sary.
The building will be of two stories
and basement. The ground floor will
be business rooms, and the hall will be
on the second floor.
DR.. Hamilton said he would use every
effort to complete the building by
August 20. No time will be lost in
starting.
Western Kansas world., 1892-04-23
STATE AFFAIRS
And Capital City News Of State
Interest.

Trades and Labor.
The following is list of the labol
unions in Topeka and the officers Of tha
Trades and Labor Assembly:
Topeka Typographical Union No. 121
Journeymen Stonecutters' association
Of Topeka.
United Brotherhood of Carpenter
and Joners No. 1853.
Ggarmakers' union No. Sc.
Operative Plasterers' union No. A.
Brotherhood of Painters and Decora-
tors No. 96.
Timers and Sheet Iron Workers.
Statesmen and Clerks union No. $3.50,
A. F. L.
Plumbers union.
Journeyman Tailors' union No. 120.
Street Car Employees union No. 5639,
A. F. L.
Brotherhood of Railroad Car Repair
ers, N. A. Division, No. 8.
Journeyman BARRIERS union No. 25.
international Association of Machin-
lists, Lodge No. 25.
Brotherhood of Locomotive Engineers,
DeSoto Division, No. 234.
Brotherhood of Locomotive Firemen.
Brotherhood of Railway Trainmen.
Brotherhood of Railway Switchmen.
Brotherhood of Blacksmiths No. z.
Brotherhood of Blacksmith's Helpers
No. 9.
Brotherhood of Telegraphers of United
States and Canada.
IrQn Mqpldsrs:
Brotherhood of Boilermakers.
Brotherhood of Boilermakers' Help
ers.
The officers of the Trades and Labor
assembly are: Secretary, ]. g. Samuel
son; treasurer, P. E. Cook; statistician,
II. L. Studevant. Trustees: j. E. Rob-
inson, A. D. Bauer and Geo. Pulley.
Meetings of the assembly are held on
the second and fourth Fridays of each
month.
At the last meeting of the Trades and
Labor assembly the following resolu-
tions were passed:
WHEREAS, There are great efforts BE-
ing made by certain class to have the
Worlds Columbian exposition closed to
the public on Sunday; and
WHEREAS, If this is accomplished it
will deprive thousands Of wage earners,
male and female, from viewing the won
ders of the exposition during the work
ing days of the week; therefore, be it
Resolved, By the Trades and Labor
assembly of Topeka, Kansas, that it
most earnestly protests against the
closing of the Worlds Columbian expo
sition on Sundays; and, be it further
Resolved, That copy of these reso-
lutions be sent to the commissioners
who are to decide this question.
Western Kansas world., 1892-04-23
Halling Ovsr 8 Prseipae.

1omH Ov0r : TxO01p60O
q terrible thing oven in dreams Tho victim
Of this frequent form OF nightmare sWakeo with
genrt and cry; his limbs bathed in cold per-
spiration, his heart humping trsnen0ously.
II you are troubled with dyspepsia and nervous
ness, and use Hostetter's Stomach Bittere to
cure the joint troubles. For sleeplessness. the
its offspring IS well, tho Bittefs il surpassine
remedy. The disordered stomach n tie pro-
genitof OF numberless harrassfng symptoms.
Of IFS disturbance. In which the liver and bow
els also share. II We arc to restore ouietude to
the brain and nervous system, we must rein
the digestive, secretive and evscuatfve orreus.
Prevent and remedy malaria, inactivity of tie
kidneys and bladder, debility. heartburn. sick
headache and Ii grippe with this remeay, which
nent physicianA
Western Kansas world., 1892-04-23
Topeka Free Library.

Mrs. E. s. Lewis, the city librarian,
and her assistants find the work of cat
aloguing the city library more of task
than was at first supposed.
The work was commenced at about
the time Librarian Beer left, and they
are now half through. They have gone
through the library and indexed it by
GLASSES; but it must now be indexed by
authors.
In going through the works by
classes, they had the additional work of
counting them; of noting lost and worn
out books, etc., making it doubly ddi-
cult. 1t was found that there are Il, 800
books in the library.
Western Kansas world., 1892-04-23

Ought to Be smaller
the great gripping, old-fashioned
pill There's too much unpleasant
ness for the money. Ought to be
better, too. They've big enough,
and make trouble enough, to do
more good.
That's Just what DR.. Pierces
Pleasant Pellets do,-mor good.
Instead of weakening the system,
they renovate it; instead Of up
setting, they cleanse and regulate
mildly, gently, and naturally.
They're the original Little Liver Pills
the smallest but most effective,
purely vegetable, perfectly harmless,
and easiest to take. Only one
little Pellet for q gentle laxative
three for q cathartic. Sick Head
ache, Bilious Headache, Constipa-
tion, Indigestion, Bilious Attacks,
and all arrangements of the Liver,
Stomach and Bowels are promptly
relieved and permanently cured.
They're the cheapest pills you can
buy, for they're guaranteed to give
satisfaction, or your money is re-
turned. You pay only for the good
you get. It's plan peculiar to Dr..
P,orSo'a modicinAa-
Western Kansas world., 1892-04-23
She Was Not the Right One.

"Never fear, my DEAR" remarked a
wife to her impecunious husband;
"never fear, I still love you"
Il know that, he replied, "but that
doesn't help matters much"
"I'll trust you always" she ex-
claimed.
"Yes, my DEAR" he replied, and
sigh came from his heart, "that is all
very fine, but unfortunately you are
not the grocer. r."-Bloomington Eye.
Western Kansas world., 1892-04-23
Some Objects Ahead.

Il saw Col. Bill Mcbride t'day,"
said one Dakota settler to another.
II guess he is goin' tn be cam
date for the legislator next fall
agfn."
did he shake hands with you?"
"Oh, he always does that-compe-
tition is so brisk nowadays that
they hav'to know a fellar the year
round"
How'd you tell, then?"
"He lemme beat bout $40 tradin'
hosses. Bill amt man 'ud hurt his
reputation that way less he'd some
object ahead. Texas Siftings.
Western Kansas world., 1892-04-23

Beware Of O1ntment0 fer Catarrh thal
Contain Mercury,
% mercury will surely destroy the sense OF smell
and completely dersnge the whole system when
entering II through the mucous surfaces. Such
articles should never be used except on prescrip-
tions from reputable physicians, as the damage
they will do Is ten fold to the good you can pos.
manufactured by F. j. Cheney d Co., Tole6o'
O., contains no mercury, and 10 taken internally.
and acts directly on the blood and mucous sur.
faces of the system. In buying Halls Catarrh
Cure be sure you get the genuine. It Is taken
internally, and made in Toledo. Ohio, by F. J..
Cheney GCo
~ Sold by Druggists, price &c. per bottle,
Western Kansas world., 1892-04-23
Getting to the Point.

young man," said the father to
the spendthrift, Il am afraid you are
getting to the point where you will
stop at nothing"
"Yes, father" was the shameless
reply, when a man gets to nothing
he usually has to STOP Washington
Star
Western Kansas world., 1892-04-23
A Classical Anecdote.

aFine words butter no parsnips,
was the terse remark of the late
Sophocles when the Athens Daily
Heleneblat gave the first performance
of "Philoctetus" a two-column send
of. what I want to collar" said
the great poet, "is not gush, but gate
money Puck.
Western Kansas world., 1892-04-23

Ifeel It nv duty to write you In regard to
the benefit YOUR Bradycrotiae has been to my
wife. Ever since a child she has been subject
to the most dreadful headaches, usually sew
eral times a month. She has tried doctors
from Maine to California, but none could pre-
vent these spells running their course. Brady
crotine has not failed to effect cure in q
single instance, one dose usually being suf6-
cient. Oscar F. Frost, Monmouth, Maine.
Western Kansas world., 1892-04-23
THE KELLEY CURR.

The Kelley Company Of Kansas, which
controls the right to use DR.. Leslie +
Keeley's Remedies for Drunkenness and the
Opium ana Tobacco Habits in the state Of
Kansas. with q view Of covering their terri
tory more effectively and causing the benefit
Of the Remedies to be more widely spread
have opened institutes for the Keeiey treat
ment at Topeka, Leavenworth, Kansas City,
Ran.) Winfield and Marysville. These in.
stitutes are 90 located as to render them
easily accessible from every part of the state.
The Kelley Company of Kansas have been
unusually successful in their practice, hav ing
treated over 400 cases of alcoholism and
opium habitues without failure. Their stafY,
Of ply sicians are well known practitioners
who have practiced the cure Of nervous and
narcotic diseases under Dr. Keeley at Dwight
Western Kansas world., 1892-04-23

Tho Only One Ever Printed-Can You Find
the Word?
There is a 3-inch display advertisement
in this paper this week which has no two
words alike except one word. The same 10
true of each new one appearing each week.
from the DR.. Harter Medicine Co. Thia
house places Crescent on everything
they make and publish. Look for 1t, send
them the name of the word, and they will 70.
turn you BOOK, BEAUTIFUL LrTHoaRAPHs OF
SAMrIHs FREE.
Western Kansas world., 1892-04-23
WHEN NATURE

Needs assistance it may be best to
render it promptly, but one should re-
member to use even the most perfect
remedies only when needed. The best
and most simple and gentle remedy is
the Syrup Of Figs, manufactured by
the California Fig Syrup Co.
Western Kansas world., 1892-04-23
A SerfouR Fault.

A Serious Fault,
"What little delicious vase. It
ts very old, isn't it?"
"No, madam, it was made re-
Gently"
@Ah, what a pity; it is so beauti-
full. Texas Siftings.
Western Kansas world., 1892-04-23

The Blossom HoUsE opposite Union Depot
tirst Class in every respect, Rates, $3.50 per
day.
Cable cars to all parts of the city pass the
Western Kansas world., 1892-04-23
OUR BUDGET OF FUN
HUMOROUS SAYINGS AND DO.
INGS HERE AND THERE.

Selkes and JoksIets that Are Supposed -
Have Been Recently Born Sayings and
Deinks that Are OdA Curious and
LauGhablo,
Western Kansas world., 1892-04-23

Coal Dealer: Well have to stop mixing
slate and stone and old iron and things with
our coal. Yard Man: Phat's the matter,
sor? Coal Dealer: The stuff won't burn,
and one ton lasts customer all winter.
Western Kansas world., 1892-04-23

'sWhy is it that Fikil has such an admira-
ton for blondes?" 81 don't know. Perhaps
it is because his wife is brunette.
Western Kansas world., 1892-04-23
In Front of the Morton House,

First Star-"When 1 played in San
Francisco the people took the horses
out of my carriage, and"
Second dStar-@Humph! That's moth
ing; when appeared on the stage in
Chicago the people kissed all the
leather off the carriage. Texas Sift-
ings.
Western Kansas world., 1892-04-23

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria,
When she was Child, she cried for Castor,
When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria,
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria.
Western Kansas world., 1892-04-23

It seems strange that people who want tt
commit suicide never think to blow in sho
gun to see if it is loaded.
Western Kansas world., 1892-04-23

After young woman gets to be 80, she
stops calling attention to her birthdays by
giving parties.
Western Kansas world., 1892-04-23

1t is seldom that one sees a cake walk. It
would be less surprising to see an old cheese
skip.
Western Kansas world., 1892-04-23

browns Bronchial Troches" are widely
known as an admirable remedy for Bronchi-
tbs, Hoarseness, Coughs and Throat troubles.
Sold only in bores.
Western Kansas world., 1892-04-23

Cumso: So Mrs. Bunting is daughter OF
the Revolution, is she? Mrs. Cumso: Yes.
Why? Cumso: To me she looks old enough
to be the mother of it.
Western Kansas world., 1892-04-23

II you will be truly happy keep your blood
pure. your liver from growing torpid by US
ing Beecham's Pills. 25 cents box.
Western Kansas world., 1892-04-23

''When Miss Fortissimo is asked to play at
at friends house she always infiicts some
thing from Wagner; I don't understand it."
"Easy enough; her father is piano tuner"
Western Kansas world., 1892-04-23
No Sunshine I'm His.

Mr.. Murray Hill-"Mr. Jones af-
fairs don't seem to improve any. He
is continually under a cloud"
Mr.. Manhattan Beach-"Yes, the
last time saw him it was raining
pitchforks. Texas Siftings.
Western Kansas world., 1892-04-23

Guest: Who is that man who acted so
boorishly at the dinner table? Host: That's
Mr.. Plumleigh, the celebrated civil engineer.
Western Kansas world., 1892-04-23

"How's the sewing-class getting onr
Beautifully. We have made dozen differ.
ent kinds of sachets for the poor people,"
Western Kansas world., 1892-04-23

Druggist: There you are, sir. One-twen-
ty-fve. Customer: Excuse me, but I'm in
the trade. Druggist: Oh, I beg pardon, ten
cents.
Western Kansas world., 1892-04-23

A fish diet is said to be good for the brain.
Probably this is because the fish go so often
in schools.
Western Kansas world., 1892-04-23

Mrs. Winslow's So0th'n. Syrup for Chill
dren teething, softens the gums, reduces inflam-
nation, alays pain, cures wind Collie. Sc q
bottle,
Western Kansas world., 1892-04-23

Caller: Your next door neighbors appear
to be very quiet people. ''Yes, the walls are
very thin, and I suppose the mean things
keep quiet to hear what we say"
Western Kansas world., 1892-04-23
A Considerate Man.

Hostetter McGinnis-You are the
manager of the road?
Manager-Yes, sir; what can I do
for you?
Il see you are cutting rates to Cal
ifornia,"
"Yes, SIR"
well, called to see If I could get
a pass. I didn't like to ask for one
when the rates were up-don't like to
be hard on you, you know-but now
that they're way down, of course
'taint asking too much. Texas Sift-
ings.
Western Kansas world., 1892-04-23

There is suspicion abroad that the worm
that never dies is made of copper.
Western Kansas world., 1892-04-23
Time to Run.

Pretty Girl Teacher-"What! Do
you intend to withdraw from the
Sunday-school?"
Wah Lee-"Yessee. Me flaidee
stay here"
Pretty Girl Teacher - Afraid?
What are you afraid OFF"
Wah Lee "Thisee leap-year. p
Charles w. Foster, in New York
Weekly.
Western Kansas world., 1892-04-23

One hundred dollars and fifty cents
was the exact amount tho Grant school,
North Topeka, entertainment netted for
the Worlds Fair educational exhibit.
Superintendent Bloss, Of Topeka, has
had bound in leather four volumes of
work done by the pupils of the city
schools. The work is prepared just as
it will be exhibited at the Worlds fair.
Two OF the volumes contain work in
drawing, and the other two contain
work in nearly all other branches.
Mrs. Lewis, librarian of the Topeka
tree library, said: "March was the bust
est month the library ever had. We
gave out 4, 765 books. On the last day
Of March there were over 1900 books
in circulation. More than that use the
library, but there are many who use
it occasionally. A week ago last Satur-
day was the busiest day we ever had.
We gave ont AZ books"
Western Kansas world., 1892-04-23

The unsuspecting schoolboy is sometimes
like municipal revenues-raised by tacks.
Western Kansas world., 1892-04-23

Mans life is q constant trial ard all of his
neighbors are on the jury.
Western Kansas world., 1892-04-23

The expenses of the state peniten-
tiary for March amounted to SIC, ,O87 .87
and the cash received by Warden Case
and turned into the state treasury was
$7,773.17.
Western Kansas world., 1892-04-23
State Charities.

The State Board of Charities made
their regular monthly settlement with
Auditor Hovey in the following amounts:
Western Kansas world., 1892-04-23
For Seven Weeks He Could
Not Even Open His Eyes.

HOODS PILLS cure all Liver llls.