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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-21
Senator Hoar and the Force Bill


There isn't any doubt that It is the pur-
pose Of the republican leaders to pass the
force bill if their party REFLECTS Gen. Hars
rison and gets control of the next congress.
They haven't said much about the bill re-
Gently because it ia interfering with their
plans TO defeat the democracy in some OF
the southern states. It is even said that
Gen. Harrison is trying to frame his letter
Of acceptance so as not to mention It. But
/ because they are trying to keep the force
| bill issue out OF the campaign it doesn't fol-
low that they have any idea Of abandoning
the force bill.
In a recent letter TO the chairman of the
state committee Of the Republican party
Of Massachusetts Senator Hoar, who
is now in Paris under treatment for
an affection Of his eyes, virtually
says that IL the next congress is
republican and the President is reelected
the force bill will be passed. He believes
that the bill is necessary to the continued
existence Of the Republican party. He said
as much Immediately after the defeat of the
bill in the Fifty-hrst congress. 1t is we'll
known that he is one of the most influential
of the republican leaders. and that. rela-
tive to the force bill, he speaks the senti-
meuts of a very large majority OF the
republicans.
In his letter be tries TO make light OF the
force bill by saying that it provides for
very little more than an appeal TO the fed
eral courts to decide the question as to who
is elected. Senator Hoar, however, knows
that it provides for great deal more than
that. 1t provides for a returning board
| that is given the power to say who is
elected. The certificate Of this board must
be accepted by the clerk of the House in
making up the roll Of that body. II it ap-
peared that the democrats had the House
by small majority the returning boards
could issue certificates of election to enough
republicans to give the Republican party
control Of the organization. With such
control the House could unseat as many
democrats as it pleased. In the Fifty-f1rst
congress enough democrats were unseated,
without conclusive evidence, to give the
republicans a good working majority.
Those who are disposed to make light Of
the force bill issue. either don't know the
evils hidden in the force bill or they want
the Republican party to control the gov
eminent for years to come.
The only party that can save the country
from the force bill is the Democratic party.
Southern men who want to see the south
prosper should not make the mistake of
supporting any other party. A vote for
Gen. Weaver is virtually vote for Gen.
Harrison. The Republican party is giving
the third party every encouragement 10 can
in the south, because it hopes by aiding that
party to defeat the Democratic party, the
only party that stands in the way Of its
getting and retaining control of the gov
eminent.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-21

The frequency Of strikes on railroads is
causing railroad managers TO consider SER
iously the question whether employees can
not be so interested in the corporations by
which they are employed as to virtually put
an end to strikes. This matter has been
taken up by Mr.. Ingalls,, the president of
the Chesapeake and Ohio road, who discus
ses it in a very practical way in his forth
coming annual report Mr.. Ingalls, thinks
that If the employees were permitted to
share in the profits OF road, they would
take a much greater interest In it, and
would endeavor in every way in their power
to make 1T prosperous. They would also
be less inclined to strike, because, by injur-
ing the roads business, they would injure
their own interests,
No great railroad corporation in this
country has tried the plan. One small one
has, however, and reports satisfactory re-
suits. One railroad in France has tried it,
and, it is understood, succ. ssfully.
Mr.. Ingalls, asks the board Of directors OF
the Chesapeake and Ohio to give it a trial.
He argues that the Cooperative plan IN
factories works well where the management
Is able and honest, and 1t ought TO be pro-
ductive Of good results on railroads man
aged on strictly business principles Il is
evident that the cooperative plan wouldn't
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-21
PERSONAL
THE KAISER Is the richest sovereign In EuroI
his incnnnA Amounting 10 "a 010 600

THE KAISER is the richest sovereign In Europe,
his income amounting to S4.oOoooo.
DR.. CHARLES KENDALL ADAMS will draw q
salary Of 81, 900 as president Of Wisconsin UNI
versity.
PRoF. MARX ". HARRINGTON, chief Of the
weather bureau, Is making q collection Of
weather proverbs.
CHARLEsAGNE KoEHLEE, formerly q we'll
known actor in Booths company, has decided
to become clergyman.
G. H. EMERSON of whitehall, N. j., has In
vented new motor power for airships, based
on the principle Of the boomerang"
IT Is REPORTED that William Black has an
nounced that Andrew Carnegie will be the GEN.
tral figure Of his forthcoming novel.
IL his dedication of his recent new story to
Mr.. HowelIs, Hamlin Garland speaks of him as
the foremost historian of our common lives. ="
THE BELIEF in London is that the Earl Of
Aberdeen John O. Hamilton Gordon will suo
coed Lord Stanley as governor general Of
Canada.
THE GEAR is never lonely on his splendid
yacht, the Polish Star. as he carries crew Of
300 men who are selected from the best sources
In the imperial feet.
Mr. HARRISON is quoted as saying that the
worst feature Of executive life is the vast
amount OF Handwriting and document signing
the President is forced to undergo.
GEN. TYREE H. BELL was a gallant coufeder-
ate soldier of whom the world now does not often
hear since he buried himself In California He APP
peared at the Chatham bivOuac in Nashville a
rev days ago looking hale and hearty, and bis
old friends gave him warm welcome
E. F. ScoTT, one of the wealthiest colored
men in Virginia. went to Clifton Forge several
years ago without a dollar He now owns
eighteen houses and lots, a hotel and large
amusement hall and is putting up large build
ing on Main street. He also runs a wood and
coal yard
SIGNoR MAscAaNI, the composer Of "Caval-
leria Rusticana," has been much annoyed, ac-
cording to foreign papers, by the persistent re-
appearance of a paragraph declaring that he
had become a gambler and played for heavy
stakes. He finally lost his patience and sent
the following telegram to the Milan journals:
1t is true that play-but only billiards"
WALTER PARRATr. the musician who was
knighted recently by the queen, played the
organ in a Yorkshire church when only years
old At 10 be performed all Of Bachs forty
eight preludes and fugues without the music
before him. and 10 later life he accomplished
the extraordinary feat Of playing blindfolded
three games of chess and one of Bach's fuRues
at the same time, manipulating the keys of the
organ and calling out his moves on the chess
board simultaneously.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-21
A siasoon.et Fish Story

number Of ancient fishermen were telling
stories Of their early days in the quaint little
village Of Siasconset, says the Detroit Free
| Press. There were a number OF summer Wis
itors in the room, and they seemed to enjoy the
yarns which were being spun immensely.
wen on his neck and handful Of white cain
| whiskers. said:
Talk about the whaling days in siasconset,
| why, can remember when the whales were so
| thick around here that 1t was a common thing
for them TO crawl upon the shore like turtles to
sun themselves"
"How long ago was thsti" asked an anxious
| bystander.
"About forty years ago, replied the old man.
land In those days the whales had oil in them,
| too, that was worth talking about. have seen
| them tap whale, and by the time the oil was
out Of him there didn't seem to be skin enough
left to cover base ball But now they are
kinder non-eIploaive."
''Whst do you mean by non explosivei" asked
| a bystander. and he handed the hoary grand
sire OF siasconset a flask with which to warm
himself.
Il mean" replied the siasconseter. as he
handed the flask back with smile, that the
whales used TO be 80 fun Of oil that IL you put
wick in one of them and Lit it it would burn for
almost six months"
The crowd became very attentive as the old
I'VE used to burn chunks Of whale IN the
stove and it made the finest fire you ever saw
We had the whale, or part Of one, hanging up
Aho q euocP III JUG DuCh ydIuf anu WuoucNCi VIC
wantod to start a fire we would just step out
with Ratchet and chop chunk or two that
would fit the stove"
"Hsve another drinkr' interrupted the man
with the flask.
Don't mind II 1 do" replied the ancient
Slssconseter.
Here he took good pull and handing the flask
back, continued in q sad. reflective tone;
Il once knew an old whaler who has been
dead a great many years. His end was very
sad"
How did he die'" asked bystander.
KILLED by a whale" said the grandsire Of
Siasconset
"Out on the water" of COURSE" suggested
the stranger
mo; out in his back yard"
Hit him with his tail?'
'No." replied the Siasconset romancer. You
see the old man hauled off at the whale with
his hatchet--"
And the whale bit him In half before he
could striker
mot much; the whale was dead"
Then how could he have killed your ancient
friend1"
This way" said the old man, deliberately,
he dropped spark by accident out OF his pipe
and 1t fell under the whale. The whale exploded
Ike kerosene oil lamp and scattered my
friend from Sasconset to Tuckahoe. AS it was
night the ocean was lighted up for miles and
over at Martha's Vineyard they thought Nan
tucket was having its first volcano. l tell you,
the whales In those days we're" Here the
old Siasconseter looked around, to And that his
hearers mad slipped softly away, the summer
visitors In all probability, overcome by his
graceful, easy going style OF dealing with the
TRUTH and his compatriots sick to the core with
envy.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-21
Hoaxin9 q Liver Doctor.

Christopher Jones, alias E. wilkinson. of
Derby Is not a bachelor of medicine, as might
be inferred from the initials IN. B., which APP
pear upon his card, says the London News. Re
Is a medical botanst AS such, however. ac-
cordng to evidence given in the Derby county
court, he sees and advises patients, and his
treatment appears to be governed by cDnvic-
ton that all the ills thas human flesh is heir to
are traceable to the human liver. One day he
was consulted by fellow townsman named
Newman, to whom the medical botanist after
the stern and peremptory manner of the late
DR.. Abernethy, addressed the question: well
what's the matter with your II want you to
look at my throat was the reply. Pain
tnere?" inquired the NJ B. Yes" rep led the
patient. pointing &c. place just ABOVE the
breastbone Then Mr.. Newman Invested him
self Of collar and tie, and Mr.. Jones placed his
finger on the spot indicated and said: TITS your
liver" would my liver, being bad, affect my
throatr' inquired the sufferer, to which the
answer was: Yes, your liver affects your whole
body. You suffer from indigestion, and will
guarantee TO say your liver, instead of doing its
proper work Is like piece of india rubber "
The sequel was draught aud pills; but the
patient took neither, because, as he confessed,
there was nothing the Ii after with him, and his
account of IFS complaint was simply hoax.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-21
A Pretty Little Maiden.

E. L. in Philadelphia Times.
Pretty little maiden with the golden hair.
Coming like day-dream of all that's bright
and fair,
Coming like q sunbeam on a cloudy day
Pretty little maiden, speak to me pray.
Tell me where your home is-it must be in the
skies"
Here a look Of wonder, a look of sweet surprise.
Tell you where my home isf In that pretty
cottage-seei
Why, the very birds all know me-Tm little
Jennie Lee.
"You thought was an angel I'm sure you
have two eyes,
And you can see have no wings to bear me
from the skies;
You thought was a day -dream-Iw wonder what
is that2
never sleep In daytime-rm not pussy cat.
''You thought was a sunbeam on cloudy day
o, what a funny man you are; what funny
things you sayH'
The little maiden fitted by. Quoth I: How
wise il youth"
saucy laugh Then you grow wise and learn
70 speak the truth"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-21
iNlRI TO NRR ADYRRfEEMgNTS.

MEBrrNa-KniRhts Of the Golden Eagle.
SPECIAL NoTIcEs-Notice as to Check, J. F.
Williams; To the Public, John Feeley Son;
1t is Pleasant, D. A. Altick's Sons; Timing,
Gatherings, Etc, E. @. Pscetti; AS to Crews OF
German Banks Loreley and Lake OntArlor; I'm
perial Ice Cream, W. G. Cooper. Grocer; $4,000
70 Lend, r. H. Jones; Notice to Superior Court
Jurors: The Southern Home Building and Loan
Association; Seasonable Apparel, Falk Clothing
Company; House or Rooms Wanted.
On SALE-The Morning News as Arlington
Hotel, Augusta, Ga
SUMNER SNAPs-D. Hogan.
Low PRICEs-JRmes Douglass.
NEcKwEAR-Appel & SchauL
USPREC KDENTED SALE AT EcksteinS.
THIS WEEK-At Gutmans.
SEED Rye, ETo.-W. d. Simkins.
PLEASE Do READ Our LooAL-B. n. Levy &
Bro.
BIG WEEK FOR BAReAINs-At Adler's.
PRINCE LINE OF STEAMKRs-Strachan & Co.,
Agents
NEGuGEE SHIRTs-Falk Clothing Company.
CHEAP COLUMN ADVERTISEMENTS - Help
Wanted; Employ ment Wanted; For Rent; For
Sale: Lost; PERSONAL: Miscellaneous
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-21
BRIGHT BITS.

TEAcHER-No living being can read your writ
ing. Why don't you try to learn'
Little Boy-No use I'm going to be doctor,
like papa.-Good Net0s.
OLD VET (boastinglyl-At the battle Of Dump
lin Hights-now you just orter seed the enemy
Johnny BellowsLBut he couldn't ketch ye,
could hef-NetO York Herald.
DID you HAYES good time at the picnic.
NO Horrid."
How was that!" "I was kept busy taking
care OF our chaperon. '-Hnrpsrs BGEor.
HOSTESS Mr.. Trotter will take you In to
dinner. He is charming man, but confirmed
dys optic
Chicago Girl-O, how NIGEL He can do all Of
the talking while cat -NetC York Herald.
ToMMY-Mamma, isn't it awful slaugy to say
get up and gett"
His Mother-Yes, my son.
Tommy-That's what thought when heard
you telling Betty this morning to get up and
get the breakfast-Ch Chicago Tribune.
MIsrREss-O. Mary. see this mirror have
broken, and think Of the bad luck 1 shall now
have for seven years.
Mald-What, that little bit OF mirrorf
But think ofme- l have just broken the big
mirror in the parlor. ~ iie0ende Batter
TEASING FR1rND-What makes that new baby
at your house cry SO much, Tommy
Tommy dndignantlyl-IG don't cry very
much-and any way, If all your teeth was out
and your hair off, and your legs weak you
couldn't even stand on them, guess you'd feel
| like crying yoursef.-Lgfe
DO YOU know that there are bacteria in that
| beeri' asked the temperance worker, as Tad.
| dies raised the amber liquid to his lips.
We'll, what OF itl' asked Taddes. as he set
| the empty glass down. DO you expect me TO
fish 'em outl I'm no member OF the Society
for the Prevention of cruelty to Animals. "
! Brooklyn Life.
x WAS not oVerscrupulous about his
| personal appearance. One day the studio of
a csle0raJed painter he was fumbllng about in
his pockets
| WHAT are you looking for?" inquired the
| witty artist.
"a pencil I only wanted to jot down a word
| or two my shirt cuff.
See here is a bit of chalk" was the amiable
ejoinder.-SltDplemea IAustre.
| OLD GoTBox-Look here, to come down TO the
sol truth, nren you just little ashamed OF
| your old daddy? Honest, now.
Young Gotrox-Why, guv'nor. I cawn't say
ashamed exactly, but you know you are not al
| ways in good fawm, you know.
| Old Gotrox-Well. don't blame you for being
| ashamed of me. Every time 1 look at you aud
think of what job l made Of your bringing up
am ashamed OF myself Baltimore Aers.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-21
CLOSED
NOTHING BUT MONEY,
THOUGH, AT THE
LYCEUM THEATER.
CLOSED


II had the advertising man at the Lyoeum
theater, where we opened this weeh, take these
cards and tie them on the doors or prominent
banks late Saturday night. with express In
structions to gather them all in Sunday night
thought the scheme would appeal to those
who had humor in their makeup and perhaps
create talk about our attraction.
II received a letter Tuesday from Charlie
Shaw, manager of tho l.yceum, which startled
me. It seems the advertising man failed To
take in one OF the placards which had been
placed on tho door of a savings bank. and there
it hung on Monday morning when people began
to move about in the street. | suppose some
body saw the top line closed and remarked to
q friend that the eo-aud 80 bank ha,l suspended.
Anyway, people jumped to hasty conclusion
the news spread, and, though a passing bill
poster saw the commotion and removed the
card the street in trout of the bank was fun of
peol 10 when the officers and employees came
along to open shop They didn't know what to
make OF it, and run on the bank was immi-
nent. when somebody who had seen the card
got It. through his head that it was an ad or
Using joke aud made speech, which pacili ID
the crowd of depoSitors.
This informed the bank officials OF what
was what, and they threatened dana 20 suits
and all sorts of things. But Shaw, VINO is q
diplomatic Of the first water talked them out
of il. You didn't notice any OF those cards in
use here did your No, and you won't. Novel
ties are good, but some are just shade danger
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-21

The railroad strikes at Buffalo have Sc
riously affected the fresh beef market In
cities whose supplies from Chicago are for
warded by way of Buffalo In Philadelphia
day before yesterday the price of beef took
q jump Of 2 cents per pound, aud it wasn't
very good beef, either. But the Quakers
had TO have it. Grain prices In New York
have also been affected by the strike Fears
of a shortage caused wheat TO go up three
sighths OF cent per bushel In one daI. An
other effect Of the strike has been 10 deprive
aInumber OF New Workers and others Of An
ticpated vacations as the Thousand Islands
and other summer resorts TO be reached
only ~ the lines Of road on which there 10
trouble. They we're afraid Of dynamite on
the tracks or ri0ts at the stations
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-ro---,tcred al The Postotlee in Savannah.


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ureTnent Contract rates and discounts H'Aoe
Known on application at business ONCE
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-21

81 can stand on any PLATFORM" dramat-
ically exclaimed Mr.. Tom Watson at Bishop
the other day, as he sprang upon the only
remaining plank Of the collapsed speakers
stand. That is the trouble with Mr.. Wat
son. He is not particular what kind Of
platform he is on, SO long as it affords him
foothold. He doubtless could stand on the
republican platform, and would do 30 il he
could gain votes thereby.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-21
Down With Il and Up With Il.

From the Louisville Colfrier-JourndI (Dem. }.
SO, let every true democrat fall in line and all
along the column let the banners wave and the
song be "down with the robber tariff" Down
with the robber tariff in the east; down with
the robber tsui in the north; down with ths
rObber tariff in the west down with the robber
tariff in the south. Down with tue thieving
duties At the custom houses; down with the
swindling reciprocity treaties; down With the
cant. about the wage -earnsrsi down with the
fraud that tA1es make wealth; down With all
the fallaciss Of protection, and up with the
starry dag Of the union. freq trade and sAilors'
TlRhtEi
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-21

Nine lines Of telegraph wires are being
run into the Olympic Club house at New
demonstrate fstio science on the evening Of
Sept Z. The event, 1t is expected, will be
quite lively, and bulletins will be sent out
just as they were when Mr.. Depew and Mr..
Platt were contending for the mastery in
Agricultural hall, Minneapolis.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-21

Mr.. Watson alleges shat he is being per-
secuted In she Tenth district But the
"sympathy racket" will hardly work.
When he appeals to the sympathy OF the
voters, and alleges political msrtyrdom,
the people will demand proofs, OF which he
has none to offer. ANY such appeal is a
confession Of weakness.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-21

The fact that number OF drafts drawn
by the supreme treasurer of the Iron Hall
have gone to protest in Indianapolis makes
the future Of the order look gloomy. Even
some of the supreme officers, it is said. now
regard the appointment Of receiver as inev-
table. All over the country the members
have shown remarkable loyalty to the con-
cern. and several schemes were proposed to
pull the order through; but with the APP
pointment OF receiver these schemes will
probably come to nothing.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-21

Senators Call, of Florida, and Pugh, Of AL
ALBANIA, paid visit to Jim Corbett. the prize
tighter. at Asbury Park, N. j.. one day re-
Gently. 1t Is said they looked at the mus
cular young man admiringly and took great
interest In his manner Of training. Proba-
bly, the senators were getting points on the
Knockout blow, to be utilized during the
next session.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-21

Novelties are Sometimes Dangerous.
Its astonishing how inicky some people are
about little things, said Kirke La Shelle. man
ager OF George Lederer's Comedians, to a re-
porter of the Chicago Evening Post. you
know, of course, that this is an age OF sdvertis-
ing and that the man who brings novel ideas
into his prospectus work is the man who sue
ceeds. Well, in getting up advertising matter
for Nothing but Money thought of number
of unique schemes which | figured woull b. eff
fective. One Of these used in Detroit. 1t was
q card like this:
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-21

The Augusta Herald takes exceptions 70
the MORNING NEWS assertion that proteo-
zionist employers are always at war with
their employees. The Herald will please be
assured that the MORNING News meant
nothing personal to 1t in the statement.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-21
A Republican Campaign Trick.


From The SAT- LAKE. Herald tDem.).
One Of the features of the coming campaign
will be the republican literature. In the col
lection now being prepared is q little map col
ored 10 show that wages are higher in repub-
lioan than democratic states. The map is got
up on the political statistics Of 1890, and does
not show the lines shifted at the elections fol-
loWinE the passage of the Mckinley bill