The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1892-10-06
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&c; tie dysfspsb'
-fab@t 80 yea bsd your solls' bone
srd three rihs broken playing football.
LII s4shi you hsd more ssnss. Son We'll.
whaas ispIt wss ~ ! dids't want ~ 10 70
cole. did II III
Dear Father We ere cell snd happy.
The baby has erosn ever % much. snd
b1s srss, deal more sense than be used
10 hate Hoviss ,hs sane Of you. No
rnsia yoar d.ush,sf, hslg, E
--Eaiirely different So Cora; You nus.
10 crazy 70 taipA Of marrying . poet.
Laura Bot you mn.i 'Ar.~-ss' - a. -~'
/. cpfsplou poet He writes Advertising
pocy.
---n5cior trouble sitb you 10 tbs,
you suAsnug from impoverished blood
PstieDt--I should ihi1k IL would BE- IN
poveisbed II bss slresdy been examined
by 10 doctors
According 10 tie new British postal
regulations foreign letter may be Of any
weight, but must not eIceed two feet 10
length or one iooH 10 breadth or depth.
Mrs. Binslsy How il your dsusht
getting along With bis new music teacher?
Mr. Pipksrly -Splendidlyl She has on
Iy iaown him three weeks and he hes d.
readylpropossd three times
Honeymoon Cookery. And 30 my Iit
tle wife cooked this all hersslif What docs
che call ~ Well, | started IL Tor bread.
bui after II came out Of the oven ! eopclu,
ded "a beltor put sauce on and call II
pudding.
Il am iroubled with cold feet, said
Brown. | always sleep In my stockings
in the winter. 0lahcipg At Browns num-
Der thirteens. Gray remarked. | should
think you might easily.
--Asrchsnt (buying bill Of goods Of
Chics9o drammer) What Is your usual
time, 30 daysT Chicago drummer absent |
mindsdly) Yes, Ct $40, always pay the
fn,--oh. sr-l beg pardon. Yes; 80 days
or two per cent. of ior each.
Friend (n railway trsiu) You Say
yOu are getting iphuenza from that lsdy's |
open window aud ye, you seem 10 be very |
geeful about something. What IL itf Pas,
senget ~ know she must be getting pneu'
monte
-FsrmeiQn corn planting time. plaiu.
tively )--wbs, wuz crows made for. any
wsyl boy (sho reads the pspers) They
vuz made for farmers to ittten up 10 the
81 ring and cal In the fall after lection.
-Iwnh ] vas rich. instead Of having
owork. paw. said the little boy, But rich
men have to rk too. replied bis father,
Yes, On. they DOM work With their hands.
and believe II your hands Was soft you
couldn't spank me 30 bard.
-Amsrican travellers Oh the Continent
sre getting more boorish every year, said
the Easli-hmsn. tits sad. but true. TO-
turne,. the Am, rcan girl. We ere getting
more nd more snglicized every day We
live
MIR. Tompkins When my husband
stays out oil might refuss to give him my
breakfss. Mrs. Bmith-Tbst may do for
Mr.. Tompkins. bu, 1, would not punisb
Jim bit. When be stays out oil night
be decent want shy breakfast
What have they wound mp on thst
csril ssked the old lady who VA Visiting
The re engine house. Faemans boss
vas the answer. Go away she rejoined
indipr apily. You can't make me tbinh
an fireman or Anybody else ever had
legs T. 1T those.
Il get my daughter to play EVENING"
after supper. ! hnd it's good for dyspep'
sis. never knew that Oh. yes; just ~
soon - abe begins 10 play 1 have 70 run
away Is las, - possible, and lille sxss.
oise after meals Is always hesithy.
MIR. Hawkins. said abe. / wish you'd
deci6 be, between me and Mr. Bsrfovs
He esys 1, 10 only 800 feet from here 10
The beach, and l say It's thousand. Well
said Hawkins, I should cay you we're both
right La about 500 OF Bsrfous issi.snd
. a. ~----s - raa..
Father Why. AN told that Jon ere
in love With Sisnors FontAlbs di Polisss
,ass cor txciiedlyl -Just ~, father, and
Ifyou have anything 10 ssy sssinss this 4
rstimsbls lady. be good enough 10 vsis
uu,il J sm oct Of bearing. Father oh. ]
merely Wished 10 tell You that courtsd
lhs slsn,r. mysli when ! vas yoar Asa
m lilo ] wonder ~hy they married
He isb' rich. por iorrisuer; not svsn 90
Rnsiss lord Dolly - No; aud she hsss't ]
IN. mousy. cor been on the stage, nor
lone augioins ike that Add her father
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