New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-07-21
THE TALK OF THE DAl.

Some od-fashoned church members are disturbed
because they have heard that many OF the delegates
to the recent Christian Endeavor Convention In this
city attended the theatre, wearing their badges.
Cause and Efect-First Member OF Peoples Party
i hear the gold bugs In Congress voted down Tree
second Member OF Peoples Party-Yes, they hev:
And last night the COWS bruck into my timothy ana
tramped It all down.-(Chicago News Record.
In recent number OF The Christian Union the
subject Of signs discussed, and Il number OF
Illustrations given Of signs where the names OF
men or Of firms bore close relation 10 the business
in which they were engaged. A suggestion OF az
deal sign was that Mr.. Eschlein should be dealer
in anglers materials. The head master OF well
known school not thousand miles from New-fork
bears the name Of Dumbel What a professor Of
physical culture a man with that name would make
Who can say that there isn't anything in name
when he remembers that within the last few DAYS
In neighborlng city Mr.. Downward attempted 70
murder his wife and then killed himself.
ArraiCning the West.-Mrs Sapmind-Well. 1 do
declare Them Western foxes is CROWN crazy.
Mrs. IAsner-Why, what's the matter now ,
Mrs. Sapmnd-Mater enough. Here an article
in this paper about Lynching bees out West" When
foxes haven't got nOthin better to DO an 20 arouhu
lynchin' bees We got my oplnhoh oI 'eh'-'Do'"n
Courier
There arc two farmers. OF Milltown. Penn. WHO
have gone into the bylness Of extracting the poison
from bees They catch the bees and either immerse
them for eight days in bottle Of alcohol having pro
yiously enraged them. as TO cause the poison 70
exude from the poison or else they kill them and
squeeze the virus into glass tube. The virus hAs
- local repute MS cure for dropsy, chllls and
fever and all kinds OF insect stings.
Testing Him." You say that you would brave
death for my sake y
Yes. darling"
Suppose we 60 and take chance at icecrsan
poisoning = indianapolis Journal
The umbrella is such necessary article now ana
T. 20 universally used that it is hard to believe that
,s use as protection from snow and rain in Western
Europe dates from the enrly part OF the eighteenth
century OF course, il used much earlier In the
Fast 10 ward oil the suns rays. According TO
Hare's Walks in London certain house, near
Red Lion SQUARE was the home OF Jonas lIanway, VINO
was the first person In England to carry an umbrella
Uanway was Il merchant. traveller and writer
lie was born In 1872 and died in 1886.
supernuous work.-Mrs. Billus-Mary, you needn'
waste any time busting those baluster'. -
pomestic--I thought yez told me Mrs. Gumpus WIZ
MIS- Biiins~Ses but her three little boys are coming
with her.-(Chcago Tribune.
1.-The Rev. Dr. Henry C. McCook," says "The Phil
odelphs Record" "s spiderOlogist OF note ana cou'
preach n thousand sermons on the htue sPih"o''
which John Bunyan once took as his text 10 convert
the sinner His volumes on the SPIDER are accep'ou
AS A high court OF appeals by zooioslsuS anu Dt' NV
Cook may be pardoned for feeling the least oit OF
prde in their handsome typographical appearance ana
beoutinII binding The Illustrations are superb spee
mons OF the engIavers art, and DR.. McCook taxes
ora, pleasure in admiring them. There is something
IN feast your eyes on he said 10 n friend recently
a millionaire might get out work like that ana not
hoost Of II but pattlng the volumes ahecuonatey on
th. hack they're quite marvel for poor parson'
Picnic rrovcrbs.-Thc quiet. girl doesn't do any
,voi,Iinc until she gets ant If partner.
n Won make the kid carry the heavy luncheoh Oas-
r.t yom can't blame him for tightening II on the way
The Girl who imbibed nothing stronger than leih-
onndr il always the one To see SNAKES; -, ,.-.-
You are always out in the boat when the shower
comes on , -, ~, mona su,pc4,g sbo can
stand. INA obo..,,s do,,t climb The
,,ce In your best clothes. It's more ecOnOhl'a 70
follow the example of the immortal George anu cu'
II down. -, III. ,,ohoor &, sucb a
way That a man can never find anything except 'ho
custaId pie. ,e, .,, H., hs found
birds nest - =, ,o..tonoa Tho hid
,rbo fails overheard the who loses his nat Lle
Girl who gets seasick, and last, but not Ieas'' 's
chump who sits In the pe.-(Cows hofh'