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The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1892-05-28
The June Wide Awake

Is a picturesque and altogether delight
full number. Elt-:dge S. Brooks re
produces" for the boys and girls of to-
day a Roman boys letter descriptive of
the gorgeous pageant in the Rome of
Emperor Augustus day when Horace
led the children's parade to the strains
of his famous secular hymn, and when
emperor, senator's, matrons. priests and
Vestals joined the young paraders in
doing honor to 'Children's Day that
now famous Franco-American boy
editor, Tello d'Apery, tells how he
runs" his paper. the Sunny Hour, and
swells his barefoot fund.-" Edith Rob
inson has a timely and typical Boston
story of How Jack Sailed with Left
Ericsson Two fine new serial stories
are begun in this number: The Coral
Ship" a story of adventure by Kirk
Munroe, and That Mary Ann" de-
lightful girl and boy story by Kate Up
Son Clark. The poetry of this number
is from Louise Chandler Moulton, M.
E. B." Margaret ]. Preston, Cora
Stuart Wheeler, Lillian Crawford True,
and others, and the "Men and Things
department is as full of good material
as usual The illustrations are full of
strength and spirit, and the number is
ore that will be read, without stopping,
from cover to cover. Wide Awake is
only 20 cents a No; $40 a year.
D. Lothrop Co. Boston, publishers
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1892-05-28
IN Y CIRCLES.

THE duke of Newcastle is coming to
Chicago. and expects to take a house
there for the coming great exposition.
IA User WILHELM gets up at six
Emperor Francis Joseph is at his desk
or abroad by five and the czar is often
astir before three a. m Queen Victoria
arises at eight o'clock
SIR JAMES ALLPoRT. who died recent
", was the Oldest railroad man in
England in point of service. lie began
as a lamp-roon porter, and was at the
head Of the great Midland railroad COM
pany when he died.
THE late prince of Frrstenburg prac-
tically owned the entire country be-
tween the Neckar and the Danube, in
which is situated the Black forest, the
Schwarzwald, dear to song and story.
MAY G the o prince of Germany
reached the tenth year Of his age, and
will then he formally entered on the
rolls of the German army as q lieuten-
ant. Before he was only a little or
derby, and not always that
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1892-05-28
THE EARTH'S DENSITY.


-
The First Successful Attempt to Calculate
1t Made In I7s2.
The question of the earth's destiny is
one of the most curious and interesting
which men Of science have attempted
to solve, rendered more so by the fact
that there are several ways by which it
can be ~ascertained. Newton was the
first to prove that it could be done by
showing the detection of a plummet by
the attraction Of a mountain. Bonguer
was, however, the first to suggest that
this method should be put in practice
with direct reference to solving the
problem of the earth's mass. The
method is applied by of an in
strument called n zenith sector. a kind
of a telescope with a graduated arc at
tached to its lower extremity and a
plumb line to the other.
This telescope pointed at the same
star successfully at two stations sepa-
rated by a known distance serves to
show how much the center of gravity
changes in passing from ONE to the
other, it being known that for every one
hundred feet of horizontal distance on a
north and south line the change of di-
rection is very nearly one second of an
angle. But if one of the stations be at
the foot of a mountain the same change
of direction is not observed. because the
attraction Of the mountain defects the
plumb line. The effect is even greater
if both the outlines lie at the foot of the
mountain, one on the northern and the
other on the southern side.
Thus. let us suppose that two sta
tons are separated by four Thousand
feet. then the difference in the direction
of gravity would be about forty seconds
if the stations we're IN Il plain, but if a
mountain separated them the difference
would be increased because of the posi-
ton of the lower ends of the plumb
lines (already tending to conveyance
in consequence of the fact that the
gravity is always directed to
ward the center of the earth) are
brought yet nearer together by the at
of the mountain.
The first successful experiment in this
line was made by DIR. Maskelyne in
11I2. who proposed to the Royal society
to attempt an experiment IN Mount
In this experiment it was
found that at stations separated by
4.364.4 feet the difference in the dircc-
ton of gravity was SIG seconds instead
of 1924 seconds. the difference due to
gravity, so that the double attraction
by the mountain was found TO
11.6 seconds.
From these and other calculations 4
was computed that the density of the
earth was to that of the mountains in
the ratio of l1.s0i to 9.93s. and from this
it was inferred that the specific gravity
of the earth was between $50 and ~.
that of water being the unit. More re-
cent experiments by the same method
make the earth's density 5.3--St. Louis
Republic.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1892-05-28
WASHED ACROSS.

FOOTBALL was a ~favorite game among
the Greeks and Romans
So FAR the Russian famine has cost
the Imperial treasury 300.o 600, 900 rubles-
IL South Africa the seller of any
horse or OK is bound by law to provide
two sureties that It was not stolen
The largest fresh water lake in
Europe is Lake Ladoga, which covers
an area of nearly seven thousand'square
miles
BY a new rule Indian natives can
now be judges of a certain rank.
magistrates, government under-secre-
taries, and a few other officers of minor
importance
a PARIS policeman begins service
with seventy-seven cents a day and
after twelve years he gets eighty-fve
cents 4 day. The police have asked for
one dollar a day as the minimum
IL Paris statistics with regard to the
relative positions of gas and electricity
in hat city show that the consumption
of gas continues to grow, although the
rate of Increase is somewhat less than
IL was
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1892-05-28

seems to me that ! would almost give
my life If l had never seen It upon that
terrible twenty-second of July. Oh, II
was awful, awful"
Then, after q moments silence, he
arose and stood before her, looking
straight into her flashing eyes
Eyes, God knows it was terrible! But
l tell you that I would rather die here
than to suffer defeat to-day-a Thousand
times rather, if it were not for the
child, You must let me tell you that !
love you with the love of a man who
has drunk deep of life and sorrow. The
heart Of man cannot love more than /
love you, Will you let me prove it?
When she died ! thought ! could eve
love again, but yoa have conquered me-"
he exclaimed. as his passionate eyes
gazed steadily into her own.
She struggled to loose her eyes from
the spell with which he held them
soul to sOul-but she could not.
At last a soft light banished the stern
agony from their depths
NO" she said. 1T is you who have
conquered. I surrender,
For "A moment he held her t6 his
heart until the merry voice of his ap-
preaching child broke the stiffness As
the little one came nearer the woman
added:
Yes you-and She"
There was a more sacred Me
mortal day than this which came to the
soldier upon the old battle field.
II had but one cloud. On the day of
their marriage, in the old southern
mansion in which Miss F1ournoy's
childhood had been passed, he gazed at
the faded portrait of a young soldier in
gray uniform.
Great Cod he muttered, under his
breath. ut was he who fell before my
bayOnet at the charge. But my whole
life shall atone to her for it."
There is but one secret which Mark
Jennings keeps from his beautiful wife,
and his every act is a sweet and gentle
atonement for 1.-The sad fortunes of
war" FORREST CRIssEY.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1892-05-28
FUNNY FANciEs.

LOVE AND MARRIAGE-"Love makes
the world go round" he said YES"
she said, land marriage makes It stop
for repairA"-Detroit Free Press
"HAvE you ever read the 'Elegy in Q
Country Churchyard'?' he asked NO."
sic answered 1T has been years since
! was in q churchyard Of any kind
Washington Star.
81 DON'T know where the waterin'-
pot is" said Jimmieboy, "but I'll tell
you what well do, Willie: you hold
your eye over the flowers and I'll
pinch you till you cry, and the tearsu
water 'em good enough-"-Harper's Ba-
Ear.
A GENTLEMAN travelling stopped at q
southern village and engaged an aged
colored hackman to drive him from the
station to the hotel During the drive
he asked: Say. uncle, what's your
name?" my name, sab, isGeorge Wash
ington." George Washington Why.
that name seems familiar" "Well,
] should think it ought to. Here been
drivin' to this station TO about twenty
years, sab"
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1892-05-28
LIKE HERO.
A Man Who Remembers Of His As-,-
ciate's Death.

A Man Who Remembered Of His ASH
ciate's Death.
An English civil engineer. Mr.. Fr-n-
els H. Grundy, relates what he calls
The short story of an unknown hero"
''Bill. the banker" he was called, and
even at the inquest over his body no
other name was forthcoming.
He was only 4 poor navy: his usual
place was at the top of n forming en-
ba1kment, among the Tip wagons"
During the building of the Manchester
and Leeds railway he was topman over
a shaft of one Of the numerous tunnels
which were being constructed on TIE
line.
Here he met with a gloriously dis
astrous accident, and his conduct should
be ~emblazoned in letters of gold upon
the history Of his country He was only
a navy, ] said. and probably could
neither read nor write.
The shat: was perhaps two hundred
feet deep. solid rock sides and bottom.
His duty was to raise the trucks which
the tip. returning them empty to his
mates at the cotton. If a chain broke.
or a big bowlder fell off a truck. he had
to shout: "Waur OUT and the miners
below crept farther into their drives
and allowed the death-dealins article To
come down harmlessly-
One unhappy day Bills foot slipped
hopelessly, and he knew that he must
be smashed from side to side of the mar
row shaft. and landed. n crushed mass.
at the bottom But his mates? If he
screamed. the unusual noise would
bring them on. at once to inquire tie
cause-
He never lost his presence of mind.
Clearly went down the signal: WAN
out below and his mates heard in
safety the thud. thud. smash of his man.
gled remains-You:h's Companion
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1892-05-28


opened II n looked long ano tnougn'-
fully at the miniature painted therein
There was no escape rom tine concur
sion that there was a striking resem'
blanc the portrait ana the
living face But TINS strange coihci
dence was IN least important ana
powerful part OF the impression wnicn
the woman lace nad maze upon MARX
Jennings go.
since the death Oh MS giriisn "Iie ne
had moved among women WITHOUT en-
tertalnlng a tnougn OF tne", save ..
indiSiduais out, 'nougn me- n~u no NJ,
neard her speak ne kne" THAI nc io'e"
TINS woman. whose name wa o.
70 NM Artnough ms near =. n
shrunA go
"
hsn again =
"a" That ms chi,u "as s'Auuine os VI.
"o"an' engage" Win
hel,
ea,,eu Ii ""s
- i..s;.a -
nc - NJ
.o"aros .ne "o"a- '"S III"
mummy
Nj. jennings .epiieo ' -
noy' Using 70 INC iu, n.lent .e
magnineent nsure ana c.nowleoein
'ne eniids inio,"A, win
a DOW fuii o. sPienalo "omanly grace
.our niue tyseM
ous 70 me: saiu inc ~ I"s
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1892-05-28

I look upon them without being touched
| by an infinite sadness
Hastily excusiag himself he left the
woman and child together, and from
that day the two were constant compan-
! ions
One week heightened into another
and still the man fingered, for each day
made a wider breach in the Notification
of reserve behind which the woman of
his heart seemed to have intrenched
herself. 1t was only by the most sol
dierly discipline that his Judgment had
held the passion of his heart in check
until hat one heaven-decreed oppor-
tunity to speak his love should present
itself-as he believed it surely would,
1t came-aIt the eleventh hour
At sunrise, on Memorial day, Jen-
nings arose, while his child was still
quietly sleeping and stole out of the
cabin for a solitary ramble- He was
thinking that perhaps this might be the
last day of Miss Flournoy's stay upon
the mountain. for had not the noun
taineer said that she always stayed till
after May?' Some instinct seemed to
i0pel him to the chestnut grove, where
he had found Miss Fiournoy and his
child hat first day of their %sojourn
upon Kenesaw, and where at the bat
tie he had found the locket-
Memorial day, What a host of mem
cries the very word aroused, 1t was like
a bugle blast, which mustered. into
moving columns, a glorious company
of comrades, many of whose faces he
had not recalled in years Again he
heard the drums roll and the flies
squeal, and once mere he saw the
ragged colors of his regiment flying
from their staff, The old passion of
patriotism-the sure hope and safeguard
of iberty-made his blood leap with its
fierce and terrible earnestness as it had
done on hat day when they charged
the enemy in this very grove abont
which he was now walking in sceh
peaceful quiet
At last he seated himself upon
. fallen log, took the enameled
trinket from his pocket and was silent
" gazing at the miniature, when the
underbrush suddenly parted and Miss
Flournoy stood before him. Each was
as startled as the other, and each
stammered words of apology. There
was tenseness in the set of her proud
white lips which he had never before
seen and his " heart was wild with
agony. After . lew triiing remarks
upon the glory of the sunrise and the
beauty of the woods he said, abruptly:
This spot has the most painful asso-
Citations Of any in the world for me-. It
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1892-05-28

Take the BURLINGTON ROUTE from
st. Louis, Kansas City, St Joseph, Hanni-
bal, Keokuk, Peoria, Chicago and all BUR
LINGTON ROUTE points.
Special trains will be run from all impor.
tant points for the accommodation Of all
who desire to attend the National Repub-
lican Convention at Minneapolis, June 9Th.
ONE FARE FOR THE ROUND TRIP.
Tickets on sale June I'd to 9Th, good to re-
turn until June 18th.
This will afford an excellent opportunity
20 visit Minneapolis, st. Paul, and to spend
some time amidst the famous summer re-
sorts in Minnesota.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1892-05-28
CENSUS

An 81. is crowding his way into New
!Soutr Wales. Out of a total population
of l2:,234, according TO the recent CEN
sus, tI,l56 are Cinnamon
AUSTRALASIA has $4,000, 900 acres of
forest, yet imports, annually, lumber to
the value of sI5, OOO, GOO. chiefly from the
Pacific coast of the United States
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1892-05-28

Il am going 10 blossom" a daisy said.
Though the weather is cold and bleak
What for:- said a ~neighbor, lifting her he:,.:
Its too early yet by a week"
Said the daisy: "A voice Is whispering: Speed:
Sc I'm wanted somewhere know"
/ am too wise such voices to heed
How silly you arr 70 co.
day dawncd cool and bright,
The sun his warm rays gave,
And there cleaned a star OF purest white
On . soldiers lonely grave
Youths Companion.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1892-05-28

The hypophosphites of
lime and soda combined with
cod-liver oil in SCOTS Emul-
sion improve the appetite,
promote digestion, and in
crease the weight.
They are thought by some
to be food; but this is not
proved. They are tonics;
this is admitted by all.
Cod-liver oil is mainly a
food, but also a tonic.
In SCOTS Emulsion the
cod-liver oil and hypophos-
phites are so combined as to
get the full advantage of both.
Let us send you a book on
CAREFUL LIVING; free.
seorr& BowSr, Chemists, r,sSou;h 9Th Arenus.
New York
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1892-05-28
srAr. OF ONO, CITY OF ToLEpo. I

STATE OF ONO, CITY OF TOLEDO, l.
Lucas COUNT.
FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he n
the senior partner of the firm Of r. J.
CHENEI & Co, doing business in the City
of Toledo County and State aforesaid, and
that said firm will pay the sum Of ONE
HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every
case Of Catarrh that cannot be cured by the
use Of Halls CAILRRH CURE
FRANK j. CHEyEY.
Sworn TO before me and subscribed in
presence, this 9Th day Of December, A
D. 1856 A W. GLEASON,
lsEAL1 N0taTv Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken internally and
acts directly on the blood and mucous sur
faces Of the system. Send for testimonials,
free. FL. CHENEY & Co, Toledo, O
a Sold by Druggists, 15c
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1892-05-28

On the road
to health - the consumptive who
reasons and thinks. Consumption
is developed through the blood.
It's q ~scrofulous affection of the
lungsta blood-taint. Find a per-
feet remedy for scrofula, in all its
orms-something that PtryGes the
blood, as well as claims to. That,
if it's taken in time, will cure Con-
sumption.
DR.. Pierce has found it. It's his
Golden Medical Discovery" As
q strength restorer, blood cleanser,
and iesh-builder, nothing like it is
known to medical science. Fol-
every form of Scrofula, Bronchial,
Throat, and Lung affections, Weak
Lungs, Severe Coughs, and kindred
ailments, it's the only remedy so
sure hat it can be guaranteed If
it doesn't benefit or cure, in every
case, you have your money back.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1892-05-28

Dle AAAAV L~A~
1t don't seem possible, yet that's the trick time
N every year1l get more short 'twixt Decors-
tion days.
N every year the ~rollcall II be gi:tin' shorter,
Were missin' lots o. faces that we didn't use
TO do.
The names is droppin' on-no tellin' which one
Of us may
Be counted out at muster on next Decoration
day.
It's gittin' kinder funny, too, to see the oil gray
beads
Fer blame if every one of us amt shown silver
threads
OF feIlers. yes, the youngest amt got nothin'
else tn say:
II wsr'n't so ten years ago on Decoration day.
Why, we was on'y boys-mere boys-ten years
ago: but then
Wed somehow got the notion up TO think our
selves oil men;
N 80, piraps ten years from now, IL any Of US
stay,
Well think that we was on'y boys this Decora-
tion day.
Then close in. yeter'ns, close in. men; oil com
rades, git In line.
Touch elbows once ~again-that's right-it warns
you up like wine:
Prsps faint often more well meet-brace up
n step out gay:
We might he angels touchin' wings next Deco
ration day.
So close in. veter'ns, close in, men; oil com
rades, git In step;
Play up the tunes we used to march-wen keep
the time we KEEP.
We amt too oil fer three times three; God save
the flag. Murray!
Shake hands all roun' n fall in, boys, fer Deco
ration day.
Madeline s. Bridges, in Judge.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1892-05-28

Efectually yet gently, when costive or bill.
ious or when the blood is impure or slug.
gish. to permanently cure habItual consti-
patton, to awaken the kidneys and liver to
q healthy activity, without irritating or
weakening them, TO dispel headaches, colds
or fevers, use Syrup of Figs
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1892-05-28

"You get well, or you get $500"
That's what is promised, in good
faith, by the p%roprietors of Dr..
Sage's Catarrh Remedy, to sufferers
from Catarrh. The worst cases, no
matter of how long standing, are
permanently cured by this Remedy.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1892-05-28
The Only One Ever F~rinted-Can You Find
the Word:

the Word.
There is a 3 inch display advertisement
in this paper, this week, which has no two
words alike except n word. The same is
true of each new n appearing each week,
from The DR.. Harter Medicine Co. This
house places n Crescent on everything
they make and publish. Look for it, send
them the name of the word and they will
return you book, beautiful autographs or
samples free.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1892-05-28

FRESHNESS and purity are impaired to the
complexion by Glenn's sulphur Soap.
Hills Hair and Whisker Dye, 80 cents
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1892-05-28

TpE Rams Horn is published at Indian
lpolis, Indiana, at S1.50 per veal
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1892-05-28

WV SPRAGUE SMITH. Providence, r l.,
writes: Il lind BradycrOtine always cures
headache" All druggists. Gcents.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1892-05-28

STRICTLY pure Buy no other. 1.-The A.
B. c. Bohemian Bottled Beer made by the
American Brewing 20. of ST Louis.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1892-05-28

THE man who is Swallowed is necessarily
inder Il loud " ashington Star.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1892-05-28

IL 1850 'BroTn's Bronchial Troches' were
introduced, and their success rs n cure for
Colds. Coughs. Asthma, and Bronchitis has
been unparalleled
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1892-05-28

IT is 4 rapid musician who can beat time
by several seconds.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1892-05-28

THERE is always better fishing on the
other side of the river.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1892-05-28

The girl who marries a title very fire.
quently turns her fortune to q count
Washington Star. .
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1892-05-28

BEECHAN's PILLS act like magic on the
liver and other vital organs One dose re-
lieyes sick headache in % minutes.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1892-05-28

Capital punishment" the boy said when
the schoolmistress seated him with the
girlS.-N. Y. News.
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1892-05-28

THE c~rookeder 4 man can make other peo-
pie look the straighter he thinks he is him.
self
The Cape Girardeau Democrat. (Cape Girardeau, Mo.) 1876-1909, 1892-05-28

THE man who strikes an attitude imagines
that IN is making a great hit-Galveston
News.