Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-03-02

4 Clever Young ,ian peyppsirnic' the
Klnd Of raik G,ris IKE nest
why don't y3u talk TO young ladies %
though you .reHatjed them a. national
CREATURES. Instead OF treating thgm us
though they cared for nothing hut lilly
compliments or trivial per- onuuticsN
asked my dear old aunt ~ stool near h0i
at Mn. Mcanwells tea "Rcally. ID j. an
abtolut, insult 90 a clover girls iuiclli.
gcuoe to prattlo tho sort ~ stun hCa,
you pouring forth just now. Why don't
YOU converse about somothing' Why
don't you'll
"Whyp
ayes. whyi"
"would you really like 70 know, moat
sensible and benevolent " rciatiyUfl You
shalt be rnlightpned. Il you Will place
yourself IN such position NJ 10 uy,rlCur
the sweet voice u youder vision % tailor
made perfection seated ncar the window
by the way will she dor"
"Thc bright looking Wr In gray from
whom Mrs, Moauwell has just torn young
Fadly"
"Thu snme-Aiis' Ncwdollar, think"
"Esccllcntly. Indeed; | should say yol
could make no better choice"
The change of base was speedily effected,
and with auntic seemingly cngrostl In a
fine collection u autographs but yard 0r
two away, | leaned more or less gracefully
above tho trim form Of my victim.
~ came ncross such un odd theory IN
an English magazine this morning The
author Gnds n close connection between
sunsplts aud financial CRISES and tuc,s u
direct correspondence between the number
Of spots and the number " failures In
London, each reaching maximum every
ten years"
allow funny. Excuse me, but who f.
that tall, military looking man with the
decoration la his buttonholoi am surc
you can tell me; you know everybody
THAT Is Colonel pompinickle, Of tho
Austrian legation Aud sppakluK Of Aus
tria, Il . said that thousands 81 p,rson'
In thos1uthern districts will starvo because
OF the failure II the rye crop"
"Poor thlng,i how can they eat suci
horrid, sour stuiif should think the
would rather get along on bccf aud pota
toeg and such things than to staryo VII,
Is that horid little dowdy thing talking Il
/ Mrs MeauwellW
"rhat Is Miss skyliFk, who has spcn
her ITO nursing the sick and wounded II
military hospitnla,"
"liow nice OF her. Bot why does Nh
wear her hair IN that awfully unbocumin!
| kHohi hn't It close IN these roomsW
"Qultos 40. Have you heard that Dr. Nc
Donald claims 10 have discovered tho In
sanity mierobc. aud Intends iuoculatinl
/ young ladies and gentlemen for imbceil
/ lyf"
II beg pardon. What were you saying
| Oh, yea, something about anlgnHlculL.
. Ia. - 81
stertopticln entertainment llorrid things
refused 10 drink any forever 20 long nftei
Won't you b. a dgAr, Kind fellow and In
tr0duco the colonel N m.i That awfu
| Dr. Bigwltz h horiag him dreadfully,
feel certain, aud hos been glaneing towar
mo ever since you've been talking. / an
sure he IL Just dying 20 make my acquAini
Gnce and besides know that be Is suffer
ing. De- BigNitz nearly talked rae q
death once about science and things Wi
your Oh, you always are 70 obligngn
"well, Nun,ie, do you know why nowi
whispered, ~ helped the dear old lad
into her coupe There was an cXprcssio
o. sympathy mud commi,oration IN he
kindly gray eyoJ which was an ample n
ply, .r -. IL, ,,,.. N,,.,,,,,
say to the colonel when I left them :,
gethcrF
You ARE not oyofseusIuycN
mot the least IN the world"
swell, shn brgnthcd deep sigh, n sig
OF relies and naidi oh, colonel, you hay
saved me from n dreadful tate DO 10
know that young man whom have ney,
injured must have swon dreadful DOT
TO bore me into an uitimoly graveP w.
George Kyle IN Kate F.ol.'s Washington