The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1892-12-29

Piles Of people have piles, but De
Wits Witch Hazel Salve will cure
them. A. Brandenberger.
Try plAck;paAuenI tea for Dyspepsia.
If lotteries we're not illegal we
would suggest that the democrats
draw straws for the offices.
Sweet breath, sweet stomach, sweet
temper, all result from the use Of De
Wits Little Early Risers, the famous
title pills. A. Brandenberger.
The Alabamians who banqueted
Adlai do not regard 1t Is a s OF
casting bread upon the waters.
Lanes Medicine Moves the Bowels Each Day.
In order to be healthy this is necessary.
An increased tax ON whiskey will
not for obvious reason be popular
with the rank and file of the Demo-
cratic party.
For watches, clocks ,jewelry ,silverware
etc. 20 to George Forth, the leading
jewelry house In Central Missouri. Low
est prices, considering quality Of goods,
which are warranted as represented.
German, Brice and Hill are the
people who are trying to steal U. S.
senators.
p0s- BLAck.DRAueHT tea cures Constipation.
Nothing so distressing as n hack.
ing Cough. Nothing so foolish as to
suffer it. Nothing so dangerous il
allowed to continue. One Minute
Cough Cure gives immediate relief.
A. Brandenberger.
Not q single Congressman objected
to taking the usual two weeks Christ
mas holiday.
COUGHING LEADS TO CONSUMPTION.
kemp's Balsam stops the cough at once.
Senator Hill was in too big a hurry
about declining that cabinet place;
he should have waited until asked to
accept.
MeE!..s.. WINE OF cAaou! for female diseases.
Small in size, great in results: DE
Wits Little Early Risers. Best pills
for Constipation, best for Sick Head
ache, best for Sour Stomach. They
never grippe. A. Brandenberger.
What a pity it is that every demo.
crat cannot be a federal office-holder
they all appear to have aspirations in
that direction.
The wind from the North blows
sharp and keen, and bad effects of
colds arc seen. One Minute Cough
Cure SO safe and sure, will quickly
perform q wonderous cure. A. Brand
enberger.
r6y- WINE OF cARDui. a Tonic for Women.
A descendant Of Christopher Col.
umbus has been made chairman of
the committee on the Spanish exhibit
at the Worlds Fair.
Success in everything depends
largely upon good health. De Wits
Little Early Risers are little health
producing pills. See the point?
Then take an 'Early Riser" A
Brandenberger.
II is a very gullible individual who
| will believe that those southern edi.
tors called on Mr.. Cleveland solely
to pay their respects and 10 ''swap
yarns
Headache is the direct result of
indigestion and stomach disorders.
Remedy these by using De Wits
Little Early Risers, and your head
ache disappears. The favorite little
pulls everywhere. A. Brandenbeger.
The banner Republican congress
sional district of the South IL the
Second Tennessee, which has not
sent a Democrat to Congress in forty
years.
For instance, Mrs. Chas. Rogers,
OF Bay City, Mich, Academia lily
spilled scalding water over her little
boy. She promptly applied De Wits
Witch Hazel Salve, giving instant re.
lief. It's a wonderfully good salve
for burns, bruises, sores, and q sure
cure for piles. A. Dranden berger.
The man who is willing to Shutdown
to a bounteous Christmas dinner
knowing that he has neighbors who
have no dinner does not deserve Q
good digestion, and he seldom gets
it,