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Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1892-12-17
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1.-THE Last shEll be first" when q wo.
man reads novel.-Truth.

1.-THE last she'll be first" when awo.
man reads q novel.-Truth.
Everything about rattlesnake keens
cool in time of danger excep, its tail.
That gets rattled.-Lynn Item.
The dog who chases hi. tail is like
many debaters-he never reaches his
conclusion.-E!mira Gazette.
Buggins says the man who did his
plumbing is the most bilious person he
ever -Binghamson Republican.
Anything new on footf' EYES"
"What is iti" '.Our baby. He's just
"Is he qaick, ,scmpercdas "Quick.
tempeseda Why, his temper breaks
three records every day. y."-Batialo Ex-
press.
Jagson says you never really under
stand some men until you have a mis-
with -i-tfuita VA
zette.
A domineering person and thrifty
tree have one point OF Resemblance
their detec. IS overbearing. Lowell
Courier.
''They say she IS very tender
hearted j" Tender aesr:el! Why, tha,
woman ould rather die OF ennui than
try to kill time New York Press.
The fact that a public official is tho
servant of the people does not seem To
excite any wild desire to remain one of
"the people" and be waited oa.-Wash-
ington Star.
Mr.. staylate-Yes. Miss Genev'cve,
have been hnntins for lodgings all tho
week" Miss Genevieve-''ion seem
to have found them at last, Mr.. Stay.
late. Chicago News
Easily Amused The bald.headed
man is easily amused ''Do you think
so2" "Yes. 1t tickles him to have
fly creeping around the bald spot on his
| head. New York Pfess.
Got 1t Mixed: Mamma" said lit
tie girl on the West Side the other day,
"what aid they stop running that gar
bage crcamatory fort Didn't 1t make
good butterl''-Chicayo Tribune.
"The coffee is very weak this morn
ing" said one OF Mrs. Hashcrott's
boarders at the breakfast table. "Ses
it by the butter awhile" rep'icd the
star boarder -P.tt.burg Chronicle.
..Poets are born, no. made" A rea.
sonablc proposition. Nobody would be
so foolish as to continue the manutac-
ture of an article when the supply was
already greater than the demand -Pnck.
Mr.. sn,ppry-"Er-gou want me to
write in your albunl So=sething
humorous, | supposed" Miss liardfo-
kill - "Yes, something ridiculous.
Write your name. Chicago News.
Record
.Neither my father nor grandfather
ever did bit OF WORK in their lives,
boosted the visiting young man. '"Iosh.
said Uncle Sunmerooar, "wnz sncs
feeble minded, tool''-Iuaianapo!is
Journal.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1892-12-17

Railroad transportation has reached
wonderful degree OF efic.eccE. b.: IN
many respec,s, according to tue Chicago
Sun. ID still behind the times.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1892-12-17
Amaranth's Investment.

BY HELEN WHITNEY CLARK.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1892-12-17

sixty ,housani people on the Emerald
Isle spes. Irish Only.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1892-12-17

Are the largest in The South.
pliceS and satisfaction.
agents for
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1892-12-17

- ~0EYl What2 Co.
Orange County observer. [volume] (Hillsborough, N.C.) 1880-1918, 1892-12-17

II tREELAND Manager Grocery and Hardware Departments
MoSELEi, Manager Dry Goods Department.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05
THE land area of the Can adian Do

THE land area of the Canadian Do
minion is put down at 3, 3l5, 647 square
miles, in the just completed survey,
and the water area at 140, 736 square
miles. This leaves the United States
with 196, 500 square miles in excess of
the Dominion over on the other side
Of the Niagara and the Great Lakes.
So nearly equal in territorial extent,
in all things else this country is out
of sight of her aorthern neighbor.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05

HEDsPETH, the train robber, has
cleared the country and has arrang-
ed for the legal defence of his wife,
who is left in the tolls. 1t is very
doubtful if she knew anything OF
the affair for which her IDS band and
his gang are wanted. His arrange.
ments seems haze been made SCI
entificaly.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05

SUGAR production last year was
100, 900 tons in excess of consumption
but there is no call for restricting
growth as in the case of cotton. 1t is
thought that the causes operating to
lessen consumption last year will not
be operative this, and that there will
be q good demand for o full crop.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05

If Hill waits four years for presi-
Dental nomination he will walt for.
ever. The same considerations that
necessitated his securing so early a
meeting of the New York state con.
vention necessitate his taking that
nomination this fall if he can get it.
To delay Is to be lost.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05
THE MEMPHIS MEETING.

The MEMPHIS NEE ING,
The proceedings of the Cotton
Growers convention, held at Mem
phis last month, and the circular sent
out by its president and secretary,
invite attention to the work of that
convention. The object aimed at s
to enlist general cooperation on ths
part of the cotton growers of the Ca
tire cotton belt in reducing cotton
area. The proceedings bristle with
facts and figures, showing TO what
extent the cotton acreage mas been
increased within the last decade, and
to what q low figure the price of the
staple has dropped. The circular is
addressed to the press of the cotton
states, asking them to interest them.
selves in laying before the planters
the necessity of some concerted action
by which the ruinOus overproduction
can be guarded against. The recon-
mendation of the convention was,
that acreage should be reduced TWEEN.
ty per cent and that every county, If
possible, organize its own local asso-
citation to carry out the suggestions
embodied in the Memphis re-
solutions. The agricultural COM
missioners of the states of Ten
nessee, Alabama, Arkansas, Geor-
gia and North Carolina, who were
pr sent in the conven tion and partic-
ipated in its deliberations, agreed to
take hold of the work, print and dis.
tribute from five to ten thousand
copies of the recommendations adopt
ed, in each of their states, and in ev-
cry way practicable carry forward
the effort inaugurated at Memphis to
reduce cotton acreage for 1892 at least
twenty per cent. In so far as the
LIGHT can aid this work it has al
ready done so. For the past two or
three years ii has endeavored to i'm
press upon the farmers of this state
the necessity of diversifying their
crops if they would make their farm
pg profitable. 1t is in this direction
that relief will be found, and in none
other. The agreement to decrease
acreage will not be generally lived up
to. Those who have grown accus.
toned to planting cotton and
nothing else will not be re.
strained in their planting by any gen.
eral agreement. Some will trade ur.
on the prospect of decreased planting
by others and increase their own
crops. 1t will only be when the
southern farmer realizes by actual
experiment that he can make good
money by raising less cotton and
more something else that the cotton
acreage will be certainly diminished.
1t is not enough that the area of cot
ton planting be decreased. Side by
side with this must be the cultiva-
ton of other products of the soil, Of
the fold and of the pen, out of which
such profit shall be realized that
every consideration of self interest
will be enlisted on the side of reduced
cotton crop. When this is done the
evil of over-production, not only of
cotton but of all else, will be- avoided.
The orchard, the garden and the pig
pen are to play an important part in
settling this question OF an excessive
cotton crop. When it is thus settled
it will stay settled for all time.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05

1T WILL be very satisfactory to the
average citizen to be informed how it
has been "ascertained" that Chile's
peaceful message was in Harrison's
possession before his war mes sage
was sent to congress. This statement
has been officially denied more than
once, but like the tinplste lie, it goes.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05

THE regular democratic executive
committee of the state of Louisiana
continues to devil Governor Nichols
about free ballot and a fair count,
but get no satisfaction from him.
That committee is on tenter hooks,
they know how dangerous the count.
ing out machinery is in that state.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05

THE committee on rules in this
democratic congress were at sea, with
only Reed chart and they did not
dare to use that. The house lie in no
better condition as to pilotage tor
that channel
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05

THE Ohio legislature very wisely
conclude to let the senate of the
United States deal with Brice and
have placed the matter in Senator
Sherman's hands, that he may brin e
1t before that body to be disposed of
according to it's established laws and
usages.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05

THE Freda Ward shooting case is
the sensation of Memphis and is like
ly to remain 80. There are no end of
theories. The prosecution promise
sensational developments, implicit.
ing Miss Mitchell's character. the
defense will doub be insanity.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05

The southern planters of cotton
think that some change in the tariff
laws is needed in order to help out
the cotton raisers. How can chang
ing the tariff law effect overproduc-
ton?
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05

CRISP informs Breckenridge that
he is not the caucus, and that il the
speakers explanations are satistac-
tory to the caucus 1t is of no account
whether they are satisfactory to Mr..
Breckenridge or not. More monkey
and parrot in the happy family.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05

JACK FRosTsis lying low for the ten
der buds, and If this warm weather
does not catch cold he will nip the
tender sprouts In time to prevent a
good crop of fruit. Save US this year,
Jack
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05

THE railways and other syndicates,
home and foreign, in this country
hold $50, COO, 900 acres of the soil, more
than enough to support the present
population of the republic.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05

Ir is not more currency that the
country needs, but something to m ar
ket that will draw the money from
the money centers, where 1t is going
begging for profitable investment.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05
TO CORRESPONDENTS
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 5, 1892.

CLEvELAND's reception in Louisi.
ana would have cooled midsummer
temperature.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05

THE Charity Hospital at New Or
leans is undergoing investigation,
but it is at the hands of the officers of
the institution, and the citizens would
prefer that the grand jury had it in
hand,
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05

The third party is regular Judas
institution. 1t only lives to betray
its best friends.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05

WHEN the military scientists ale
bitten with astrological spider, what
cannot be expected from the religious
enthusiasts? Even Prof Totten U. s.
A. is predicting the end of the world,
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05

RAILROAD AGE thinks that we are
in for a considerable amount of rail-
way building this year.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05

5iNEw MEXICO can raise the largest
cabbage heads of any state or terri
tory in the Union, and as natural con-
sequence the democrats are bowling
for its admission to statehood.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05

IT is time that a long suffering
country had a rest from the CORES
pendent on the border.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05

THE anti-Hogg organs think that
"Horace" was plucked too soon. "Me
and Horace" have hard lines.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05

SPRINGER must learn the art of
drawing in his hole after him If he
would succeed in the role that he has
chosen for himself as leader of the
congI essional foxes.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05

VELAsCo syndicate advertises for
bids..for the construction Of Surf-Side
hotel, the same to be ready for visitors
not later than the first of May next.
It will be daisy bathing resort.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05

The democratic party will not be
able to keep itself warm next winter
with the blankets manufactured from
Springer's free wool. They will be
very cold after November.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05

How does Kentucky Breck enridge
feel since Crisp stepped on his corns?
Crisp is too careless.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05

FOSTERS time is fully up, and tina,
blizzard is still due. He is excusab' {
If it never comes.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05

SAN ANTONIO, like Aunt Chloe, Is
waiting for clarin' up time. The
people are mighty patient.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05

THAT "snap Judgment conven ton"
in New York in February may prove
steel trap on Hill's hands.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05

THE howl for Egsn's removal will
command more attention i'm another
month or two. Not just now, please.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05

HoGG considers it his duty, to him.
self, to root for another year in the
interests of the state.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05

HILL is not so particular who gets
the democratic nomination, 80 long
as Grover does not get it.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05

BEXAR COUNTY is looked to tor q
shining light and worthy example in
raising Worlds fair fund.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05

THERE never were so many new
! farms being opened in Southwest
Texas as are being turned over TODAY
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05

A GOOD reciprocity treaty with
Chile will fix things. She Is in inst
the humor to sign one.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05

SOUTHWEST TEXAS has the oppor-
tunity of her life before her this sea-
son. Let her initiate the example OF
the young man with his best girl, en-
brace it.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05

THE M. X. & T. has arranged to
reach Velasco over the tracks of the
International and the Velasco Ter.
minal.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05

The campaign this year In Texas
will be campaign of issues, accord
ing to the Fort Worth Gazette. Yes,
issues between individual Office
seekers
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05
HELP ADVERTISE SAN ANTONIO.

By sending off some of the LIGHTS beau
tiful illustrated edition of German Day:
Single copies, ready for mailing to be had
at the LIGHT Office at 10 cents; per 100
copies $3.50. 10-5 If
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05
Miscellaneous Notices.

CHOICE PoT PLANTS for sale; will
hire for decoration purposes. White
Hyacinths and Gala Lilies In bloom.
Mrs. s. Maverick, Ave. c and 10th SITS.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05
Druggists.
Carriage Painting.

F. Pasche, 3o5 Ave. B. The Celebrat-
I'd Noble & Horse best English-Varnish
used Satisfaction guaranteed.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05
He a|th is Wealth!

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San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05
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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-04-30
SONS OF THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION.

THIRD ANNUAL CONGRESS TO OPEN IN lin
GOVERNORS ROOM, CITY HALL" TO-DAY
The third annual congress OF the Natoha' 'oi''y
~ the Sons OF the American Revolution Will be opecI
ot 10 o'clock a. IN. to-day in the Governor hoo', "
tho CITY Hall The business sessions Will ue "cu wv
this Morning and afternoon. About thirty o'i''' WIN
o renresened I'm the congress. Among thc uclcs"'''
uin lc Senator Proctor and Governor Dillingham; :"
v.rmont. Jonathan Trumbu and ex-governor hoo
,pso, NJ Connecticut; Fitzhueh Leo ana "'iia'
Wit Ucnry az virginia General Bradley JohhSo' :"
Norvlond and OK Governor ;. B. Buchhor' VI No"
,,cLv The New York delegates VIII pro"ip'! w
1ohr : Wise and John c. Calhoun "ehe'a' n'",'
portcr the first vice president general VIII p'o,a
,ho ohsence Of President General webb. john H.
,roid tho president Of the Board OF Aldermen anu
T., the absence Of Mayor Grant, the ao'lhe hld9o -
o,noctod IN welcome the delegates In bchhn VI VIC
div Lieutenant ]. {. CTesop, OF the Naval 'N"u''
Of Annopolis Will make his annual report "s Se'ie"'S
cone,,,l md Henry Hail. the historlal-seheF"i' WIN
80 ,,oner discussing the best sources oil lhioria"o
No., ooords of ancestry General ofhccrS VIII u
elected. aha d,,rcr
Chonncey 81 Depcw will preside at inc ui""'''
which will be given by the New-lork STATE o"'n ="
49,, no,ocotcs in the evening. He VIII also hiaH'
b Among the other speakers Will be- 'ii'rcs
nano General Horace Porter Edward Harriet pr pr
- .. 81 tho rhtIsetts state branch cN M co
Wnrtncr OF the Kentucky state brhlSh "iu A
Eayald OF the Delaware stalo Did''"'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-04-30

march for the second time. The best man was ge.,ns
groggy. The gi0cm's knees were smi'ihg osesher'
The bridal party had not entered
Four minutes had elapsed. .,.,.,, ,a,o.
Within the vestry stood group OF Deauiiul a"cn.
In ShlmmcIng san and jewels rare the p,us'm h
waited at the threshold OF the church behhu hehi;
atircd In regal masnhcence the maid OF hoho puscu
eNnectlnty. Upon all their faces was look OF I'M
patience mingled with aStonishment Inc Dhl,Ill1is
rrlde sweet and Interesting brides are, was speak
=" Wait girls SHE directed, with the pettleSs,
arrogation OF authority imaginable. Don't SO III sc''
But the organ Is playing
And the people are waiting
And wondering why cont come
And the groom ,.
At the mention OF her beloved. the DTues so,e
cheek was OverSpread with rOsncss and a shy smile
OF ineifablc happiness played about her lpS. -
It must he awful for him TO walt there before 50
many people" eXpoStulated the maid OF honor
Iut girls. We must walt"
The bride was firm.
"Why ~
The beautiful maldens gathered to attend their
friend 10 the portal OF wedlock demanded Information
Rcrausc -"
The orange blossoms on her hair trembled
never yet In all our long cOurtshp --"'
Her checks were grown n deeper red. 80 .
Was less than fifteen minutes late In getting READY
~
She looked really triumphant.
And | cant d'appOint him now. lie VIII eAP,,,,
to wait at least that long for me afcOiNiNB 10 "'l
precedent .,..,
After 1t was all over the groom was not surprised
10 discover that his collar melted ana 'iat lie
had no appetit, for the wedding breakfast.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-04-30
ye crgsy,s Two AGENTS ARRArGxED.

f. J. Becker and william Finn. the agents Of tho
society for the Prevention Of Cruelty to Children who
were arrested Thursday night on charge Of levy
ing blackmall preferred hy sophia Martens NJ No. 81
Allen-st were arralgned before Justice Taintor at
the Essex Market Police Court yesterday morning.
The two apparently much Inundated ny
their arrest and pleaded not guilty. Their badges
were taken away from them by superintendent STOCK
ing Assistant District Attorney Townsend appeared
for the prosecution The defendants were represented
by Mr. Jerome. Justice Talntor held both Tn" nc
cnecd men In def ut OF $1,000 bail each until Tnes
day morning. Pasquale Caponegr. banker, OF NO.
Sd IL Mulbcrryst. appeared ball for Agent Becker
Finn locked mp, but expects to furnish surety
today. Mrs. Martens. the complainant, was not In
court
President Gerry said yesterday "The accused
officers have been for many years In the employment
OF the society and have hitherto maintained good
rcputatIon No complaint has been made against
either Of them before. The society has not yet had
an opportunity To Investigate this case but Will do 80
soon and II satisfied that the Officers are guilty, VIII
prosecute them 10 the fullest extent OF the law
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-04-30
SAYS TWILL. SELL AT 200

AT\LK WITH GEORGE w. DUNN HE rHfSipfNr
ms THE STANDARD CHEMICAL coMpANY-PoS
s.pIE PROFITS AND FUTURE VALUE OF THE
srocK-soMETmyG NEW COMING OUT AT THE
WORLDS EXPOSITION.
.Why do Won offer your Treasury stock at 10 low
nrce pr injured n banker during the coulse Of
conversation with Mr.. Dunn, the president OF the
Standard Chemical Company. NJ,
:. H., ~,,ier 40 have the stock quickly taken" Mr..
hmm answered: the immediate enlargement OF our
business is of consequence than slow sales OF inc
stOck at higher figures 49,, .,,. ,o,.
I. Manufacturers Of Quinine ana anupyrlne make
millions OF dollars in profits every year out OF tIeir
nroduct we can certainly earn large DIVIDENDS LOT inc
stockhoders In making and selling our product that IS
oed after two years thorough trial to DO better ana
cheaper than these drugs ,,, ..,. an.
druggist I'm the United states immediately and o!ler
orr Stock nj S5 per share In order to do this without
delay. ,. =, -. A. II. ~.,r.hos.-s
AZ oir offices In the United Bank building 30 ana o2
" - The price will be advanced to 90 shortly.
;-crore long YOU will Standard Chemical stock
scllng for its par value 300 share. 10 would not
surprise me to see II sell mt 200 by the time the
Worlds Exposition closes. -
6. I'VE can pay cash dividends OF 100 per cent per
annum on stock costing only 81 share as soon rs the
business Is fnirly started. 49,
" Net earnings OF $50, 900 will do this.
brokers tell that the original Edison Electric
stock WINS very hard sell at Is. and yet inside OF
a wear IL IOse to 900 per share. They sad about
the same experience with the Bell Telephone stock"
w. q.