Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-04-24

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sokKYSo rffx coprsH.
3uvsn.se complaints among the children
night and left. In those days papa went
md soaked Acodfish in the creek as soon
- be had bsited the visitors horse. |
can SEQ the wan smile Of the large salt
Icod6sh now as my grandfather took him
down from . nail IA tho attic can see
also his rupsur bosom full Of rock salt,
and can hear him quarreling with the
other odors OF New England as he
STARTED gsyiy for tho brook. Even now
4 SEQ his low. r-treaeing forehead and
hear his fragrance knocking tho bark OF
ohe tree a. no goes away where no can
soak his bead.
Tho SuaearkAss House Is run by an
elderly man, who does better at break
ing colts than he does in editing menu.
We stopped hsre over twenty -four hours
Rates two dollars Per day and split your
own kindiing wood. Guests wishing to
take bath ara requested to apply at the
pfice for roller towel and other facilities
After bathing guests are requested to re-
tuxn mackersl tub TO the office, as other
guests may be waiting to take hath For
bah boy, ring two times and then go and
DO ID yourself. For meals wanted in
room. wiring the neck Of the large Shang-
hzi rooster in the back yard twice and
cook Same on oil stove. Fire escapes on
this house are exclusively for guests of
the house. Any ono seeking to escape
On ono Of our fro escapes and not patrons
n the house viii be fred.
Ths other day At another hotel I was
BUobsd Of my bathroom Fortunately
W.s mos in it myself While / was at
~ the bathroom was purloined from
my room and given to another man.
Some OF my things were in 1t at the time.
Is va ous Of those bathrooms connected
with two rooms- The other man was
moro profane 1t the Office than / was, so
- got the bathroom could never ac-
bomplish very much by my profanity,
anyhow. was taught at home to avoid
3 in conversation. and so it often hap
pens that men who are gifted that way
ret the bridal chamber while am given
the suicide room
Thus It happened that when Ireturned
30 my CHEEKY little cupboard, No. sos,
DoriS b. I found that some one had
swiped my bathing place. together with
. rich oriental bathrobe which bought
two years ago st Ober-Amcrgaa OF Judas
nscariot Hs was also undarstudy for
Poutius Plata, and this robe was ono he
Dore while ON the bench.
would not have lost IL for good
heal
!t is . GLORIOUS sesscn Of tho year in
which TO travel over our country and ZEE
Rhe brown fcads take on their living Of
green As the train pauses At . little
station ths odor Of the Maltese pussy
willov comes in at the window. while
far away the peculiar. happy hearted
uong Of the blackbird comes over the
April scented mesdova At the station
] 80 . lad Stepping high. hike blind
hnrss. and know that be h Just going
hnrsfoot for the first time this season.
His feet are vary white. whiser than they
wiIl be again ill next April. and he is
trying 70 sell . small tin pail full Of
frogs legs The conductor says that the
boy VIII Close them cot ut sacrifice. a.
he has bsen trying nov for two weeks to
seI1 them and frogs legs do not improve
with age.
Crops In Ohio are looking unusually
wsll Winter wheat under the careful
suspices Of Guvcrnor Mckinley is look
hnx thrifty and very rank indeed Rhu-
barb n booking very robust this spring.
Cowslip green's are plenty and good
Why shculd ~ enter into direct compe-
kitien with the forsign market by the
rsmovai IL cur tariff when cowslip
greene are 80 abundant and the poke
bsrry sesson alnest upon "a a. writep
5 Last week we stopped At the Cobb
House Ican Il the Cobb House because
\ am VARY abont giving the correct
name. A friend q nine once wrote up
m account 81 this same house. giving
Abe correct name Of the hot-l and the
propristor. The latter ran The house
then ~ be aes~ now. purely BY brute
Euros and main strength
He rsn the elevator then lust as he
opss nov. BY means of the surplus energy
NJ hss buttsx. II he eould get storage
pyseera for his butter power he could
uo~s buildings Al slight expense.
NJ frs~nS wrote up shss hosel. A. say.
sxa schi sse irwin about IL Then in the
rr,<h snd hurry 81 hn~iness he fo~gnt
stcut Is Al two Yssxs Later when sone-
thing broexhs Il sp IN bis mind Sosse-
thing gave has memory slight jolt, be
my~ M.msry u not located where ~
shsuxbs - ~&
lie -~rs he Rad - pcnissee bis n~rnevy
al thai swimmer. lie thanks now that
be w>~ r>znsn<srt q he xrtscie By the
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