New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-02-05

Ey'ry year wen hayns did,
Fore taterfn' begins
Pa takes marm joshua and Lyd'
Me, Thomas and the twins.
lie piles on the wagon high
As deep Ell he can pile us,
TIL mann begins TO fuss and cry
Decarin' he will spile us
He Jams one here an Grains one thero.
He's not at all particular!
AM is criss-cross, some Is curved
An some IS perpendicular
An then START upon our 1an't,
Dressed in our fns and hammer7.
To visit oui dear. good OF ant
Mehltable Montgomery.
The wagon creaks fur thirteen weeks
In our OF shed it's rusted)
So wen IL jOlts down on the ex
We're 'fiad the thing hez busted
We wobble here, We wObble there,
Bimeby there comes shout -.
Ssy ass sfa d 9s 5T9; s: spit III f
The twins hez tumbed out"
We gather up the scattered twins
(An' 1T is squally weather.,
Then marin, she takes two safety-pinS
An fastens em together.
She cOaxes, kisses 'em, an Gains
Their sorrers with cookie,
AM then we strike some thankee-marme
An Lyd falls out, by Hockey:
Then Jest yell. an Joshua shouts.
Tom with JOY is wigglin'
The twins they ggge till We fear
That they VIII bust with g1ggnn'.
An wen VIC reach Aunt Hittie's dooe
We raise a general din
An she comes out, surrounds US an
An CctherS all In.
An she hugs pa, kisses ma,
An cacbles. cries an grns,
An squcezes all permscuOusy,
Especially the twins.
Purserves an jelly cake
We eat all day. GO homo az night.
An hev the stomach ache.
-CSam Walter Foss in Yankee Blade
40 mamma said little Boston girl who was
taken the other day 10 Paderews function" how
should like to have seen his head when ii
bud.'
stranger-where. Antagonist
Poiceman-Faith / dunno.
Ponceman-Thats pfwhat said-move on.-(Ifar
ward LampOon.
In Constantlnople the Turkish women are eager to
wear the costume Of the West while American women
sojourning there Just eager 10 wear the Turk.
ish costume. Each thinks the costume OF the other
"tust too lovely for anything
Fukins-Dr. Killum has paid five visits to our
house. 49,
at ats $40 $40 visit That's hat expensive
after his ney-(Brooklyn Life.
Strawberries now; three dollars for quart. Straw
berries next summer, three for quarter.
OF the World Worldly There go the spicer WI.
coxes. Mammal Pm told they're dying to know us.
Hadn't we better CALI"
they're not worth knowing. The only people worth
our knowing are the people who don't want to know
us"-(Punch.
A Welcome Halleujah-Clara--I never saw such
friendly choir. They stepped right In the middle o.
the anthem this morning to speak to me.
Aunt Hudah-I didn't notice 1t, my child.
Clara-But they did. wore my new cloak TO church
for tho first time, and as soon / In the
choir sang Hardly knew you, Hardly knew you" two
or three times.
Heard in Library5"I want good rev, new novel to
read without any psychology or philanthropy or any
social COnundrum or bit OF dialect" We'll, youu
have TIL the spring trade TO get IL. InereS
none this winter. Boston Transcript
"The Boston Transcript has discovered that 1t 10
always the man whose hair grows down over his fore
head who maintains that high forehead is not O
sign Of intellect
A widower with children married charming
divorcce who also had children. They now say, We
have five children mostly about twelve years Old"
Thi, equals the old story of the second wife who said 10
her second husband, Your children and my children
are quarrcllng with our children Make them all stop
J. H. Weber, OF Preston. Ohio, declares that he is
the only "cyclone evangelist before the public,
and that the Lord broke the mould after creating
him For the last month he has been conducting
one OF his peculiar reyvals in Methodist church OF
Camden, y. J. lie breaches on such subjects as
4 Straight Ticket to HELP and What Shall Woman
Weari' and his muscular and gymnastic feats while
preaching amply justify his title. lie IS said 10 have
announced recently that he had a grandmother IN
hell
The Limit Reached-Johnny-whe you goia'i
TOmmy-lioIne. Don't you hear NAV calm
That's nothin' She called you two or three
times before 49,
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