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The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-12-23

You who have that urcauul BLOOD
POISON and have taken mercury, potash,
y. s. S. and all other sO-called cures with
out permanent help can be quickly and
permanently cured by the Cook Remedy
the evidence.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-12-23

He--Do you think could get pass on
your fathers road? She-NO; they dom
pass anything but dividends Oh his road.
I've heard him say SO
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-12-23

No Safer Remedy can Iva had for
Coughs and Colds, or any throuble of the
Throat, than Browns Bronchial
TrOches." Price % cents, Sold only in
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-12-23

"Hanson's Magic Corn Salve"
WBrTantsh TO cure or money refunded. Ask your
druggist for II. Price Is cents.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-12-23

A new shoe in the market 10 made of i'm
ltatlOn buckskin; it's not so dear.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-12-23

Coughing Leads 10 Consumption.
Kemps BRlsNm will stop the cough at
once. Go 10 your druggist today and get
n sample bottle free, Large bottles so cts.
and 81 90
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-12-23

"Whats yours is NINE" as the tramp
said to the coal baron.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-12-23

Ice is generally what il is cracked up to
bB when u bartender manipulates 1t.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-12-23

FsTS-An fits stopped free by DR.. RLINR'S GREAT
lkRTE RRBT0RRn. No NJ after hrst days Mar.
Volous Treatise and q 90 trial bottle free to FIJI
Send to Dr. Kline 9S Arch st. PHILADELPHIA IA
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-12-23

Sixteen yoar.old girls are great torture.
They are so pretty and people can't see
them as often rs they want to.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-12-23

Brummell's Cough Drops.
Use Brummells Celebrated Cough Drops. The genu
the have A. H b. on each drop. Sold everywhere,
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-12-23

The bald headed astronomer with Opert
glasses is the greatest star azer.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-12-23
Omaha Business Houses.
SAL ORCHARD, fs ssspTTs

WORLDS FAIlL-1tnrt Savings account win gssss
w man Savings Bank, Omaha, The most rpllAA1b m.
" NiiutlOn N stGtS 1900 600 liability W tsDeslaips,
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-12-23

A divorce lawyer likes a domestic broil
done brown.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-12-23

"lsn't your wife afraid to drive that
hOrse?" mot at all. It's the people she
meets who are scared"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-12-23

1t doesn't always take the rufileS out of q
mans temper to iron him
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-12-23

Sometimes very combative critic takes
up more cudgelS than he can handle.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-12-23

70 represent us in every town in Nebraska and
Western Iowa. either as local or travelling agents.
70 such we offer most liberal contracts. Address
Brico & WATSON. General Agents The Manhattan
Life ms Co. OF New York, Bee Bldg, Omaha, Neb.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-12-23

NO" said the swift composition, 1--WE
couldn't let him into the union. lie wasn't
in our act "
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-12-23

I !54s sssa. T c.s ThOmpsOn'S Eye WalSTD
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-12-23

Lincoln N. U. No. 24s-b2.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-02-16
A Decided Opinion.

NJ. Got, the famous old comedian of
the Coincide Franchise, can occasionally
be funny off the stage as well as on. The
other day an author was reading his
drama, when turning around he per-
ceived that the great comedian had fallen
asleep. He turned and reproved the
sleeper. How was it possible, he argued,
for man to express an opinion of a
play when he was sound asleep. NJ. Got
rubbed his eyes and remarked, with a
yawn, to the angry dramatist, sleep is
an opinion. Stage.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-02-16

OF course she was provoked when he
passed her on the street without stopping
to speak to ner. He lifted his hat, it is
true, but she recalled the time when he
would have turned and walked several
blocks with her, no matter how pressing
his business. Hadn't they been sweet
hearts few years before? Why should
the fact that they had not met for three
years so change him? Ought he not to
be the more pleased to see her?
The more she thought of it the more
she felt that he should have paid her
some little attention, If only for the sake
of old times. and when she reached
home she was so angry that she resolved
to make him repent his apparent slight.
The next day he received the follow
ing:
Mr.. FILKINs-I believe you have a photo
graph of rne-one that | gave you several years
ago in moment OF girlish folly. | have since
regretted that | was so thoughtlcss in such
matters. ! will esteem it favor if you will
return the photograph at your earliest convcn-
fence. Ethel. DEANE.
She held that it was cutting note
and that ii would bring him to his senses
if anything would. She told her best
friend that she had brought him up with
round turn. but she didn't tell her best
friend anything about the following re-
ply which she received:
Miss DEAxE-If You insist. Of course will do
as you wish, but it will be a great deprivation
TO the baby. The little fellow is passionateiy
fond of pictures, and for nearly six months the
photograph of you has been regarded as his
especial property. still my wife says she will
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-02-16
Overheard by the Train Boy.

The train on the Fitchburg railway
had just entered the long tunnel and
the young New England bridegroom
whispered in the blushing ear of his fair
bride:
"Eurydice, if l choose, peradventure,
to kiss thee I'd like to know Hoosac
going to prevent me-"
"Orpheus," she replied gently, chou
shouldst not trifle thus with the tunnel
verities."
And the roar of the train came like a
mighty poultice to heal the blows of all
subsequent sounds. Chicago Tribune.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-02-16
Vermont State,

Mrs. j. o. Nor,nup of Burlington.
Vermont. after recent visit wI'h her
son In-law. Mr. Clarey. of Des Moines.
wrote as follows: Il caught bad cold
on my way home, and am sorry that
did not bring bottle or two of the Gu
heb Cough Cure with me. | can't gel
anything here that does me as much
good" Mr. Clarey cas- that he would
not he without the Cubeb Cough Cure
for his children. For sale by all drug
eists. HartZ s. Bahnsen, wholesale
agents.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-02-16
The Rctort Courteous.

Fontenelle when ninety years old
passed before Nine. Helvetius without
perceiving her. AIR cried the lady,
THAT is your gallantry, then-to pass
before me without even looking at mel"
IF | had looked at you, madame" re-
piled the old beau, Il could never have
passed you at all. "-Argonaut
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-02-16

Husband - Are You going to Miss
Twickenham' tea?
Wife-No. 1 haven't anything to
wear.
Husband-Whv don't you wear the
same gown you did at the last tea she
gave?
Wife, have too much respect for
you. People would say you were run
ming down hill.-Cloak Review.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-02-16
; a5FEss1ONAL CARDS.
JACKSON Il HURST,

-roRyEYS AT LAW. ONCE in Rock Island
b. Bank Building, Rock Island, HI.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-02-16

Mudge-rll take those pictures if they
are done.
Photographer-Yes, sir. You under
stand, of course, that we do not deliver
pictures until they are paid for.
What? Why, when | sat for them
You told me | might pay whenever l
liked"
Yes, but that was merely to make
you look pleasant. London Tit-Bits.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-02-16

His arms with strong and firm embrace
Her pretty form infold,
And she has blushed her sweet consent
When he his story told.
And you will surely keep your troth?"
said she, with doubling air;
He holds her close and quick replied,
YES, by yon elm | swear"
A year passed by. his heart grew cold
And love no longer held the helm;
She swore him false, but the fact is this,
II was a slippery elm.
New York World.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-02-16
Miles Nerve and Liver Pills.

Act on q new principle-r, gul4ting The
liver stomach and bowels through the
nerves. A new discovery. DR. Niles
Pills speedily cure biliousness, bad taste,
torpid liver. piles, constipation To-
tqu4lled for men. women, children.
Smallest. midesr. suresI! so doses 25
cents. Samples free at Hartz & Balm
sens.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-02-16
a Poor Excuse, Etc.

First Boy OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES wait
till ketch yer arter school.
Second Boy advancing defantly)-
Why don't We take me now?
First Boy (backing off)-Me mind is
D. me lessons now.-Good News.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-02-16

q ,,7-.r0-B94riers sl6 Nineteenth street
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-02-16
NcENIRY 4 McENiRY,

|TTpRNEY'S At LAW-Loau r,oney on 5000
s4-1-iry, make collections, Referercs, Mitcn-
\ Tvrie. haukers Ofice in Postof1ce olock.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-02-16

Priest-Pat, there's a hole in the roof
of the church, and am trying to collect
enough money to repair it. Come, now,
what will you contribute:
Pat-Me services, sor!
Priest-What do you mean, Pat?
You're no carpenter.
Pat-No, but if it rains next Soonday
Oil sit over the hole.-Broolllyn Eagle.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-02-16

Oysters come nearer % milk than almost
any other common food material as regards
both the amounts and the relative proper
lions of nutrients. and the food values of
equal weights of milk and oysters are
pretty nearly the same.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-02-08
IIc.ntor Sickness,

Kindred to the familiar troubles of sea
sickness and carsickness is the sensation
caused by the sudden stoppage of an ele
vator; in some very sensitive people it is
quite an unpleasant matter. According tC
a contemporary, the sickness can be avoid
ed by observing simple physical laws. The
stOppage of the elevator car brings dizzi
ness to the head ami sometimes a nausea
at the stomach. The internal organs seem
to want to rise into the throat. All this
comes from t." fact that all parts of the
body are not <, nped at the same moment
of time. The rect being next to the cal
floor stop with the car, while other por
tions of the body continue moving. If the
body as a whole can be arrested at the
same time with the feet, there will be nc
sickness. This can tie done by placing the
head and shoulders against the car frame
Then there will be no sickness.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-02-08

TWO STYLES OF TEAS.

Afternoon Teas i'm Town and Country.
What Should BE Served at Each.
There are two STYLES of entertainment
under the general names of teas-high teas
and afternoon teas-about which lady OF
society gives the following useful hints in
little handbook on Manners"
The first is a meal taking the place OF
a dinner, at which hot meats, cakes, warm
breads, preserves and other sweets are
served; such teas are more popular in the
country than in iowa.
In many households it is the custom;
about o'clock to have a tray brought in
to the mistress of the house and placed be-
fore her on Il small table. On this tray
should be a tea service, cups, saucers, etc.
She herself then makes the tea, pours it
out and passes it to whatever visitors may
be with her at the moment. The servant
brings in thin slices of bread and butter
cake, and perhaps English mullins, which
are usually served with the cup of tea.
Afternoon teas res embling receptions are
also given, but these come under the head
of more general entertainments.
The entertainment at n tea ought to be
simple, and the visiting cards of the hostess
are used for the invitations, on which
should be written on the lower left hand
corner and opposite the address the words
'Tea at o'clock" following the day and
date
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-02-08
Early Attention to the Teeth.

About the sixth year or soon after, four
permanent nolar or double teeth make
their appearance, says a writer who calls
the attention of parents to the Importance
of early attention to children's teeth. 1t
IS generally supposed chat these four teeth
belong to the first set, and if they decay
and are removed they will come again.
This is mistaken idea. They are perma-
nent teeth and if lost will be lost forever.
No teeth that come after the sixth wear
are ever shed. At twelve years the second
set is usually complete. v. y the exception
of tie dens sapientiH, on wisdom teeth,
which make their appearance from the
eighteenth to the lwenty-fourth year
During the eruption Of the second set, the
beauty and character of the child's coun-
tenGnce is completed, and everything de-
ponds upon proper care and attention at
this time, to see that he teeth come with
regularity, and without being crowded.
Another very uportant reason why the
teeth should e. in life receive the ut
most care and arofe ssional attention, is
the effect they ya.~t upon the articulation
The loss of IL sin k tooth affects the utter
ance and invariably produces Kissing or
isping sound in circulating certain words
containing the e. 1tal vowels, such as t. d,
5, q and j, All = Bile speakers, especially
lawyers clergy 30 and others, should, as
they value Il Co-r2ct enunciation and ar
ticulation, rcmcl. her that the teeth were
placed by nature TO form a certain arch for
the express purpose of giving force and
purity of utterauce. The meditation of
the voice also is, in q great measure, de
pendent on the shape of the mouth and
healthy condition OF the teeth and their
contiguous parts.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-02-08
HIPPOCRATES.

Hippocrates was the first
physician of note in the world,
and the first man who laid
down as rule that the theory
of medicine should be to assist
nature He was two thousand
years ahead Of his time, for it
took the world more than that
time to be educated up to his
idea. In fact, it was only of
late years that physicians have
come to understand that q SIM
pie remedy is much more eff
cacious than a drastic one.
Reid's German Cough and Kid
ney Cure is one Of those mild,
g-ntle medicines that appeal to
the system, sustaining it, slim
uIating it, and cures the patient
without the use of opiates or
destroying the digestion In
this point it has no equal in the
caugh medicine line 1T con
taius no poison. For sale by
ali druggists. If your local
dealer does not have it in stock,
tell him he can get Of any
wholesale house
SYLVAN REMEDY Co,
Peoria, III.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-02-08
GoopA hat -
@sGEs EI-H
cARBoLIc ACID SOLUTIONS.
Their Destructive Action Upon the ski
When Used a Long Time.

Their Destructive Action Upon the Skin
When Used Long Time.
Popular Science News notes a warning
by a. Frankenburger against the injury to
the skin and even bone which may result
from the long continued application of
weak q, % and even per cent carbolized
applications, especially upon peripheral
portions of the body, such as the fingers
This effect is due in small measure to the
action of carbolic acid upon the vase motor
system. but in the main to it's destructive
effect upon TIE red anG white blood corpus
cles. This induces, partly in mechanical
and partly in chemical way, stasis. first
in the capillaries and, if the action of the
drug be continued, then in the larger veins
and arteries, with the result that the nutri-
ton of the part is interfered with and the
removal of harmful substances hindered
The maceration of the epidermis caused by
the acid favors evaporation, so that the
sangrene is dry one, a naturalization as
it were. The author believes that even
weak carbolic solutions as external appli-
cations are to be either completely discard
ed or to be used only with the very strict
est precautions, and that the sale of car
bolic water by druggists should be wholly
stopped
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-02-08
Bits of Social Wisdom.

Experience and observation in society arc
the chief means by which one acquires The
polish that society demands.
The commonest thought well put is more
useful in social point of view than the
most brilliant idea umbled out
Politeness is the natural expression of a
refined nature The counterfeit is easily
distinguishabie from the genuine article.
1t is only when man is complimenteti
that he thinks he is seeing himself as others
see him.
There is no flattey so exquisite as the
fattery of listening
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-02-08
Vermont State.

Mrs. j. o. Northup of Burlington,
Vermont. after recent visit with her
son-ln.law. Mr.. Clsrey. of Des Moines,
wrote as followe: Il caught a bad cold
on my way home. and am sorry that
did not bring bottle or two of the Gu
Deb Cough Cure with me. l can't get
anything here that does me as much
good" Mr.. Clarey say that he would
not be without the Cubeb Cough Cure
for his children. For sale by all drug
gists. Hartz & Bahpsen, wholesale
agents.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-02-08
90 MOTHERS
FRIEND
MAKES Child BIRTH EASY,

Colvin, La, Dec. Q, 1ss6.-My wife used
MOTHERS FRIEND before her third
confinement, and says she would not be
without it for hundreds of dollars.
DOCK MILLS.
Sent by express on receipt of price, $3.50 per bot
tie. Book I" To Mothers F" mailed free.
sRaOFJELD REGULATOR CO.,
rcR GALE oY AL DRUGGISTS. ATLANTA. Ga
SOLD BY HARTZ & BAHNsEN.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-02-08
OF Interest to Cremationists.

The japanese some time ago adopted
burial of the dead, in imitation of European
nations. 1t will be interesting to crema-
tiOnists to learn that accurdin" to The In
dian Medical Gazette, they have reverted
to their own custom of burning the dead
on account Of its sanitary recommended
tions.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-02-08
Judge Building,
Cor. Fifth Ave. ana Six eenth ST.,

Judge Building,
Cor. Fifth Ave. ana Six eenth St.
New York, January IA, 1881.
About three weeks since. while suf-
feriDg from a severe cold which had set
tied on my chest, | applied an Allcock's
Porus Plaster, and in short time OBJ
tanned relief
I'm my opinion. these plssters should
be in every hous ehold. for use in case Of
coughs, colds, sprains, bruises. or pains
of any kind l know that in my case
the results have been entirely sstisfac-
tory and benefi "
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-02-08
For Sale,

$3.50 will buy good span of work
horses, harness and wagon. Inquire ct
j. W. Jones secondhand store 1914 ave-
nue.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-02-08

-, workers everywhere for SHEPP'S
Ssl,nIy,r 'GFAUH Of the WORLO"; produced
an ,,,sv5 n 500. O00; tremendous success; Mr..
,, ,i,r-b4 ., pex'c-. Ind, cared S5Uj in
VI. VI Nv II nrE Fisher, Plainiel1, Mass, $iS1
Py-, n. Nj, II. IL harri-, Garfield, Penn
II tn.r-y Minutes The greatest book on
IL N a. -o,1 illstrlted circulars and terms
'.l. NJ. m or di5. Freight paid. Beautiful
4, ooIv .. Address, Globe Bible Publishing
\ -. .1 T,' I,r--fr1. rect. Phil idelphia, Pa.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-02-08
Entirely Satisfactory.

W. L. Arkell, publisher of Judge and
Frank Leslie's Illustrated Newspaper,
writes.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1892-09-29
Resolutions of Coincidence.

WHEREAS, God, in his infinite wisdom.
has seen tit to remove from our midst our
beloved sister, Mrs. Leila Starrett, and
while we bow with reverence to his will, we
think it not wrong to express our sorrow,
and to perpetuate her namely resolutions
of coincidence; and,
WHEREAS, Sister Starrett was a member
OF Tibet Lodge |. o. G. r. in good standing
and held in high esteem by us all, and has
been called from earth in her youth, and
leav YES a grief stricken husband and a little
child with whom we greatly sympathize,
also her parents, brothers and sisters;
therefore,
BE IT RESOLVED. by Ubet Lodge /. o.. G.
T. that a copy OF these resolutions be
spread upon the minutes, and that a opp
be published in the FERGUS COUNTY ARGUS.
JoHN DAWES,
Mrs. Lou LILLARD,
DAN LUIz,
Special Committee.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1892-09-29
Fergus County Fruit.
Wolf CREEK.

EDITOR ARGUS: ] send you a few apples
of my own raising to show what IA be
done in the way Of raising fruit in this
county, under ~unfavorable circumstances
the want of proper shelter, "a strong,
sticky clay soil and sometimes a want OF
water when most needed.
You may remember my writing to the
ASoTs that | had been so unfortunate in
tryIus to raise fruit that | had given it up.
! did not dig up the few trees, however,
that survived, and the crop of apples this
season OF all kinds is over twelve bushels.
J am willing to give my experience in fruit
raising for those desiring it either privately
or through the columns of the ARGUS.
With Respect, JAMES FERGUS.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1892-09-29
A Falsehood Punctured.

FERGUS oUNTY ARGUS: In the last issue
OF the Montana Democrat they make some
are not true.
Mr.. A. w. Bower is a sharp, shrewd, bus
mess man and no slave driver" As far
as being narrow minded, he is not; a more
liberal minded man does not reside in Fer
gus county. Mr. A. w. Bower did not seek
or want the office OF county commissioner
but by the request of neighbors finally &C.
cepted the nomination. He is well deserv.
ing of the support of every honest man in
the county A w. Bower is not Al prohibi.
ZIONIST and certainly never said he did not
expect or want votes from men who drank
liquor.
WOLF CREEK.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1892-09-29
Notice to Voters.

Notice is hereby given that the time for
the registration of the names OF the quail
fed electors in election district No. 16, in
the county of Fergus and state ofMontana,
prior to'the general election to be held on
Tuesday, the Sth day of November A. ID.
1892, for the said county of Fergus, will
expire at 10 o'clock p. m on the 18th day
OF October. A. ID. 1892.
The names OF the several precincts or
polling PAGES embraced in said election dis.
trict No. 16 are as follows: Findon and
Sahara. Donald Fowler,
Registry Agent
Election district No. 16, Fergus county,
Montana.
Fergus County argus. [volume] (Lewistown, Mont.) 1886-1946, 1892-09-29
Notice to Voters.

Notice is hereby given that the time for
the registration of the names OF the quail
fled electors in election district No. IL, in
the county of Fergus and state of Mon
tana. prior Ia the general election to be
held on Tuesday, the Sth day of Novem-
her. A. ID. 1892. for the said county OF Fer
gus will expire at 10 O'Clock p. M, on the
18th day of October, A. ID. 1892.
The names of the several precincts or
polling places embraced in said election
district No. IL, are as follows: Grass Range
and Cruise. Herbert Imislund,
Registry Agent.
Election district No. II, Fergus county,
Montana.