New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-08-15
THE TALK OF TIE DAY.

oThe difference between DIR. Talmage and the
Nhlllstso says The Brigeton u. j. News seems
TO be chiefly matter OF pronunciation. The latter
declare that the Car is hcartess, while the Brooklyn
divine asserts that he found him artless.'
lie taking his first meal At his ne, ne. b Soa Ssn
h hRe anu @w !nH.s he sad bring me some hash
s some % what sri' asked he waiter politely some
hash s Pp have sTu bs er9S %1 e"n 1' get It, want
ltf- he asked dictaorally. No. SIR II you want
S s yos prnn eS h 90 he sd changing the subject
nj HAVEN'T any pTancs .r rsPOIaea the wt liSs
10 N0 not me n s P S n was
becoming excited Tell the landlady to come herr
he commanded. The waiter brought IN the lnnalans;
nnth 1 hash nor plTn.s in this house' You have
been correctly nf9rmd' she ADMITTED Win vita some DGr
" Am to understand that those dishes VIII not be
served here under any Slrenmsnnces % =. sa lne
ri see you amer this meul and pay you for yours
board In advance."-lDctrot Free Press
In recent issue of the Paris Figaro Alphonse
Daudst has interesting things to say regarding
music AS rule he writes, we hterry people
car, complravc, little for music Gau,hirs opnon II
the .hummng and Drumming called music IS we'll
known Hugo. Leconte de Isle. Bauve. Saint
Victor agreed with him. Gouoourt turned up MS
hose as rs plano was opened. lola insists at
times that he has heard this or that piece OF music
somewhere, but he never knows from whom II Is !!
The GOOD Flaubcrt pretended to be great musician.
hut only TO p.easc TurgeneH. who. in reality, loved
only the music cultivated In the salon Varoot ~
TO myself however. | love everything musical, the
lively music as well : the sad ana classical; the music
OF Beethoven. the music OF the spanards, Gluck and
Chopin Massenet and Saint saens, Gounods Faust
and Maroncttc,' the fokeongs, the hand organ, the
tamborne the bells, music for dancing and music
for dreaming. 1t all speaks TO me- inspires me.
wagner's muslc moves me, thrtlls me- hypnotires me-
and the violin harmonlcs OF the gypscs, those sor
cerers Of music. have always drawn me TO the ex
hibitions The dcsp.cabe fellows always stop my
progress. l cannot leave them"
TIE LAST BEAUs OF SUMMER.
Ah the last beaus of summer como vending their way,
ThrO' woodland and valley to sirens that Stay.
Young love lies nslecping, with doorous dreams
or how tickle fortune has eerurned his schemes
In trouble. he's sleeping: net needed among
Tn. maldens whove shattered the head ana the hcart
OF their mates Of the summer now ccntlcss, apart
Fair youths, heed this warning and turn hence away.
Ere the girls Of the woodlands ysur senses betray
In August exquisite In WINTER cine ss Wat Waterbury.
The Rev. John II. Coleman, a Methodist minister Of
Troy says that his father and his uncle are the oldest
twins now living in the United States His father is
a farmer Of Glovcrsville, ~ Y, and his uncle is a
Methodist minister OF Fond du Lac, Wis. They are
ninety two years Of age, have never been sick n
dayr and do know the OF liquor or tobacco
81 hate smithwck," said BrOwnstone, "and Pm
glad his boy Is musical"
why - asked his friend.
Because am going to give him an accordion. p
boston Transcript.
A Macon, Ga, man has $40 note Of the State
OF North Carolina, printed In l77S. On one side Is
fho Inscription Persecution the Ruin Of Empires,
while on the other side appear the words Death to
COuntcrfeters.'
81 Did YOU ever ride train where they stop to
kill snakes :" said young man few days ago. swell,
did. While coming over the Redstone branch. In
Fayette County week. the train suddenly checked
its speed and stopped. On going TO the windows and
platform TO learn the cause Of the sudden stoppaSe
fireman, with q long poker. and the engineer, With
link making frantic efforts to hl large snake
marked TO his companion. John here is where we killed
that one yesterday! "~(1lairsviue Qsnn) Reporter.