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The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-10-21
Welcome to the Old Man

When they saw the ships approaching
From the far off sunny Spain,
When they saw his banners waving
Red and gold upon the main,
Then those children of the forest,
Though so nearly stricken dumb.
Mustered up their moral courage
And they shouted, ''Nle gents. ClumW
New YORK Herald.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-10-21
A Timely Parody.
Rather Unusual.

"A very remarkable thing has come out
concerning Elie's engagement"
whats that?'
Her betrothed is going to marry her,
Chicago News Record.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-10-21
Actions Louder Than words.

Featherstone-Wha did your sister say
when you told her l was here In the parlor
waiting for her?
Bobby-Nothin'. But she took a ring off
one finger and put it on another.-Life.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-10-21
Two Trifilne Exceptions.

Gusher entertaining friend)-Ah, dear
boy. what can equal this-eh? A bottle of
good wine and the cares of the world lost
in the fragrant clouds of good Havana.
We've nothing TO grumble at-eh?
Snldey-H um-nG-unles it's the wine
and cigars Funny Folks.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-10-21
One Way of Looking at II.

Watts-Were you ever afflicted with in
sOmnia?
Lush orth-Once. It's great, isn't it?
Fellow can go ahead and drink two dozen
hours out of thei twenty four.-Indianapol
Journal.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-10-21
An Efficient Official

Lady-Where is my trunkp Baggage
Man-1 couldn't find any trunk, mum, bu.
I've got the handle with the check on
New York Weekly.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-10-21
A Popular Song.

SIS this one of the popular songs of the
day?" inquired the customer in a music
store yesterday.
81 guess So" said the clerk. II saw man
hit with brick this morning for ngingitw
Detroit Free Press
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-10-21
Precisely.

He could not see her fathers boot
AS he went down the stair;
He did not stop to look behind,
And yet he felt twas there.
New York Herald
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-10-21
A Promisinp Youth.

Dlcker-So you are fitting your son for
Wall-street career; does he show any signs
Of adaptability?
,Ticker-Oh, yes! he plays game Of poker
that Is simply bute.-Puck.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-10-21

Mr. Homly is not beauty and he knows
it. When his first baby was born he asked |:
docs it look like me?''
or course they said yes.
well" said he, you must break II to
my wife gently."-New York Press.
Timely Parody.
The harp shat once through Ta.Ra-Ra Boom.De.
Ay's halls
The soul of music she'd
Must soon hang silent on the walls
Or we will all be dead-Life.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-10-21
why He Didn't Tell His Mother

Mamma-Wnen that boy threw stones at
you why didn't you come aud tell me, In
stead of throwing them back?
Little Son-TelI you? Why, you couldn't
hit barn door.-Street & Smith.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-10-21
A Land OF Plenty.

"Been South, understand
"Yes, l was down there nearly all sum-
mer."
Great country. Very hospitable people"
Yes, indeed. Butter flows like water
there in the summer."-Puck.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-10-21
How She Fixed II.

"He is not beau of yours. is he?"
YES"
"He calls on me of.ener than on you"
Yes; l told him the days you were OF
at h0me."-Life's Calendar.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-10-21
Prepared for Emergencies.

Guest-Pm glad there's rope here in case
OF fire; but what's the idea OF putting
Bible in the room in such prominent po-
sitionp
Bellboy-Dat am intended fob use, sab,
in case the fire am too far advanced fob you
to make yoh escape, sah.-kansas City Star.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-10-21
Rather Exclusive,

Were you at the seashore last summer,
Polly"
''Only for a day"
''Did you battle ?'
mo. Somebody else was using the ocean
when we were there. "-Harper's Bazaar.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-10-21
aging the Foundatio,

Back to your childhood's haIcyon time
Regretful memory strays;
Though spanked for many trivial crime,
They were cur palIDy days.-Puek.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-10-21

Love Duty.
He-I am utterly unworthy of your love.
She-That's true-but, George, we owe a
certain duty to society. and our set hasn't
had anthing to talk about for an awfully
long time.-New York Herald.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-10-21

One OF q MilIion.
Mrs Rashcroft-You must regret losing
Mr.. Gildersleeve. You had him so many
years.
Mrs. Small-Yes, indeed. He was the
only boarder / had who really liked stewed
prune5.-New York Press.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-10-21
sweetest When Creen,

Sweetest When Green.
All, girls are not like apples
Nor any fruit between
The earth ana SKY, because they
Are sweetest when they're green.
Detroit Free Press.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-10-21
WHAT THE TICKET MEANS.

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-10-21
THE NoN-PARTIsAN TICKET.

NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-01-21
AmuscmenIs.

AMBERG TIiEATRE-S-Dcr Vcreinspracsioe"@'
ACADEMY-S-Country Circus.
BROADWAY THEATRE-S-The Lion Tanner
BIJOU THEATRES :l5-The CITY Directory.
CASINOS :15-NaDon.
DALY'S THEATRES :l5-Nancy and Company
EDEN MuSEE-WaX Tableaus
GARDEN THEATRE-S-La Cigsle
GRAND OPERA HOUSE-S-Natural Gas
UAEtIGAN's IHEAiKt.-S-1he Last OF the lfo2ans'
HERRMANN'S THEATRES 30-The Junior Pafher.
moYT'S MADISON SQUARE THEATRES :3o-A if'i
Chinatown.
ROSTER & BIhLS-S-VaudcVillc.
LYCEUM THEATRES: lj-Squiie Kate
MUSIC UALIs-S-Conccft
NEW PARK THEATRES :l5-Yon Yonscn.
NIBIOS GARDENS Evangeline.
lI;U( IOkS THEATRES lj-ihc Lost Paraal-9'
pAIMER'S THEATRES :15--Jm the Penmah
STAR THEATRES :l5-FOr Money.
STANDARD THEATRES 15-Nss Helyett.
ITALIA THEATRE The Robbers
,OAN PASSIONS NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS.
UNION SQUARE THEATRES :15-CouEtess Kcudne
FOURTEENTH STREET THEATRE-S-Blue Jeans
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-01-21
PERSONAL.

EN Governor Alvin Hawkins Of Tennessee. was
graty di,Hgurcd ana hurt by the lire which destroyed
his HOUSE In Iluntngtou Tenn. last saturday night
and he lies I'm critical condition. lie may not sur
vIye the misfortune. SMOKE smprncI nim - ,nal
he had to be dragged of th" burning building, and
his wifc and daughter alsJ narrowly ESCAPED.
Tho city Of Frankfort-on-thc Main has ~'nt beau
tilul silver statue io Dr. MIGUEL Minister of Finance
in Germany. The present T. intended n "A thbne 70
ss succc,, from hi former fellowJitizen,. The Min
lister WAS iormer, Frs, Mayor Of Frankfort. lie en-
JOS, the favor Emperor William. and has been
poken 81 often n possible successor of Count Ca
pnNL
senator Brce's wife ha, gwen orlcr for stained
v,., window 10 be presented by her 10 ONfor con
ohio whcr, Mrs. Brcc was educated. The design rep
resent, n sweet girl graduate bearing n torch of
know ledge aud diploma; aud, 1t Is said. resembling
Miss Bncc.
Heinrich Ludwig Egmont Dorm the German com
po,cr VINO died Il few days ago. Schumalrs in uct
or In countcIpont, and II bitter opponent 0t Wagner
lie wa, in hi, eighty eighth year. and contcm
poraly OF Mendel,sohn and Weber. lie conducted tn,
aires I'm Leipzig. Hamburg AMI Riga. From I,4I 10
lsA7 he directed the festivals at Cologne. Then Ire
ceced Nlcolai ut the Royal Opera Berlin. receiving
4, ~ nsiOn upon his retirement I'm l-Ge. lie composed
several operas. symphonies cantatas and other works,
and wrote extensively for The press.
The hate Professor Joseph Lowering is the only in
tr1.cor Of that grade who served Harvard College
half a century although Henry Flint was il tutor for
ATTY five wears The Boston Journal savs that rs
urDfr-,or. are now appointed young formerly
il f. doubtful IL Professor Coverings record at Harvard
will ever be cqualied ther
Fanny Edwards. IA girl Of fifteen Is preaching ihe
gospel Ia Tennessee aineeis. She Is botl e quet
and attractive In appearance
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-01-21

seorentIy. they are interlopers, their presence IN
the Legislature is an insult 10 government by 'hc
people. -.
Nr. Miller points ont that Republicans might
we'll take a cheerful view of the situation II they
REGARDED if solely from a partisan point OF view
Fer he shows by references to stlndry chap''i,
ot State history that it has invariably happened
that when the Democracy has carried IN elec-
ton by fraud it has paved the way Tor It's over
thr0w-thc people embracing the hrSt opporti''y
that WAS afforded them to attest ar the pdiiot
box their adherence of such knaVery' suo"
treason 10 our institutions. Mr. Miller oiiecs'
attention - another interesting pClnt-fhe lnclii-
cheney of the existing Ballot law. lie character
iz.s il a. "a mongrel affair" and contends that
II would have bccn wiser TO have gone on under
tbo old law rather than accept this lame and
h,Itirg concession from the hands of that i'm
nIoc,hle roc Of reform. David b. Hill. Is Mr..
Miller right? Let our Republican friends ad-
dress themselves to that question. Perhaps nan
= loar i net better than no bread If 1t turns out
that the half is sour or half-baked.
Docont men Whatever their politics, will say
,mor 70 all that the ex-senator says in con-
domination of the fragrant election frauds in ques'
ton. lie speaks net as "A PARTISAN put as d
na,riot not "a a Republican. but AZ loyal
American citizen and New Yorker, jealous OF
the good name of his state, when he uses ms
language:
The great state Of New-l"rk Is S'a'e III WHICH
bopc.t elections have been held and we cannot amor"
=, hovs our character in that direction tainted III
+ Of the highest Importance for The peace. welIbellg
and prosperity of state that all our people VI
every political opinion hall have absolute c'nidonce
in onr election officers and returning boards ana shal
ALWAYS be satisfied that whatever shall be inc hohcs'
vote Of the people at the polls. that vote SNAIL MANY
.a, and lao i,ought ont through the ordinary chan
If I.v
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-01-21
THE U1Y TO STOP UINTER G1CING.

THE WAY TO STOP UINTER H1CIAG.
For ycms THE TRIBUNE has denounced in
the strongest language the crclteS lnlamIes
and crimes of winter racing at Gtlicnbuug
Every paper Of any influence or responsibility In
New-Ncrk City has at last joined The TRIBUNE
in condemnng the thieves dive on the Gutten-
burg hill. THE Herald has been conducting
for several DAYS a most brilliant and vigorous
campaign against the Guttcnhuig gang and has
proyed in the dearest and most effective way
that on Governor Albeit rests the chief reSpon-
sibility for the existence and continuance OF the
robbcrS' roo,t on the hill. TIE TRIBUNE long
ag3 insisted that Governor Albeit was Smearcd
all over with the filth Of Guttenbmg. II is
astonishing that any respectable citizen. either
of New York or New-Jersey, should consent at
any time u recognize ~ gentleman a Governor
who is - base as to encourage and promote the
viqny at Guttenburg. Clubs should shut their
doors to him. Respectable private houses ought
to be closed to him. Honorable people should
"cut' him whenever they meet him.
But the principal New-York papers, includ-
ing THE Herald are strangely inconsistent
While condemnng winter racing at Guttenburg
in the NEST emphatic terms, they continue to
print reports OF the so-called races. There is
no legitimate public interest in the devils dance
that goes on daily amid snow and ice at Gut
tenburg Only lascals and Swindlers care to
read anything about the doing' OF the degraded
creatures that gather at Guttcnburg, or about
the stumbling. staggering movements OF the
wrctched cripplcs which mimic racehorses on
that bleak and barren hill. II all the other in
fiuential papers of Ncw-York would follow the
example of The TRIBUNE and cease to publish
reports OF the tainted. corrupt and cruel per-
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-01-21
THE NETS THIS MORNING.

Foreign. - The funeral of the Duke of clarence
and ,vonJ,l, took Mace at ST. Georges Chapel,
Windsor Castle. 49, \ hundred and sixty prls-
,uors near Rio Janeiro Ovcrpowerei their GUARDS
eized iva forts and demanded the restorauop
# la Foncc., he forts were recaptured the heA'
day. =-- '"wo French D2puu-e fought unei
as result, Of the disorder following NJ Non-
s,auss striking NJ Laur in the CHAMBER oil IVY
,, - ON Tines Law - The rumOr that the TOY"
is III was denied.
cororcs,--Both branches in session
House: Various bills we're introduced uic Non
,oittee ON Coinage, Weights and Measures No'c" ~
Introduce the Bland free silver DILL - 'eH"E
The Ia Ahra Claim bill went over again 'isH'
,.blic building bills were passed.
Dours,ic.-1he sentiment in regard to the Clii-
90. si,,..ion ot Washington WAS more peacpablc ;
r.ntoin Schley. Of the Baltimore. criticised the
-cnort of the Procnrator Fiscal OF. paraiso. -
rhe Assembly at Albany passed the Enumeration
ill which Governor Flower signed: the Seha'"
Judiciary Committee made ts report IN the cas-"
4 the three Republican Senator. who were at
i1deed guilty OF contempt, AMI the Senators VIII
be allowed 10 resume their seats this morning
- The Connecticut Legislative met at Hart
ford: the House adjourned for week ---
Fight men were killed at IL railroad crossing in
II. Louis. - intense cold prevailed through
out the country.
City and Su6urhan.-Frank Rice. Secretary oil
State. testified in Brooklyn that he had allowed
Storm Emans TO take the Dutchess County elcc-
,ion RETURNS from his desk in the Capitol. -
In the trial of Carlyle ". Harris for wife murder
Or. E. z Fowler testified that the young woman
died from morphine poisoning - Inc Dohl'i'''
Tee on Site of Columbia College issued an appear
to the public in order 20 enable il TO move t" the
,IaIo The American NOci-
.ty Of Civil Engineers began their annual meet
no. - The alumni Of the Law Department Oh
the University of the City of New-iork gave 'helr
annual dinner at the Hoffman House: inc jewel
lers' Board of Trade gave theirs at Demonicos
and the Amherst alumni at Sherrys. - SHOCKS
recovered promptly the declines suffered Nes'ef
day, and the closing was strong and active at
nearly the highest points
The Wcather.--Forccast for to-day: warmer
and fair Temperature yesterday Highest, 2"
degrees lowest, 10; average, Is 3-s.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-01-21
CHILrS BORROUING POWERS.

II is safe TO assume that the CHILEAN Govern
ment is less anxious for war with the United
States than the mass of the population which is
not burdened with the responsibilities OF power.
President Mont and his Ministers, while they
NAV not have considered it polite 10 excite pop
ular resentment by yielding abruptly to diplo-
matte pressure from Washington. are compelled
to regard many matters which the excited pop
ulace of Valparaiso and Santiago leave wholly
out of account. War cannot be made without
money, and CHILEAN finances are in extreme dis
oder Balmaceda left the country Hooded with
deprecated currency, the Treasury empty, and
all the industrial interests in a state Of prostra-
ton and collapse. If war be undertaken with
the United States. ID will be necessary for Chill
to borrow the money for it in Europe. II will
not be easy TO do this.
Europe has recently had a sorry experience
with South American investments. In the Ar
gentine Republic alone $1,000, 900, 900 Of Eu-
ropean capital was locked up in railway bonds,
public works and national, provincial and munic-
ipal securities when the crisis produced by reck-
less speculation, paper initiation and admins
tratiyc protligacy interviewed. Foreign investors
have met with heavy losses there. and cannot
yet tell how much or how little they will save
out OF the wreck of Argentine fortunes. In
Peru the foreign bondholders, after a long period
Of practical reputation, were allowed to take
the unremunerative railways of the country and
to liquidate the national debt Uruguayan
finances are in disorder, and even Brazilian Sc
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-01-21

cilritjeS which weie considered tOr "A generation
gilt-edged in the South American list. are now
heavily discounted in the London market OWING
f. a speculative mania and initiation excuses.
Il is not a good time 10 float south american
loans in Europe. Investors have recent! h'"'
not the tips of their fingers. but 'hclr drihS
burned - the shoulder
Gillian credit has always been SJod III Ing
land and investments amounting 10 huhdfedS vi
millions have been made in railways silver an"
conner mines nitrate works. cJmmelclal D'isl-
ness and national securities The wonderful en-
tcrrri,p displaved bv Chill on the nitrate coast
since the war with Peru has been supported al
most wholly by English capital. y war win
the United states would diminish the value oi
all financial holdings. which have been >cfiou>i!
affected bv the recent civil war ne influence
of this immense mass of English capital VIII he
excrtcd most powerfully in the interests OF peace
The Santiago Government. if il declines to main
tain pacfc relations with the United states, will
he forced to borrow money from nation which
is already heavily loaded with CHILEAN securities
thc value Of which will be seriously impaired
by declaration of war These are colsldera-
tions which are not likely to be overlooked IN
official circles in Santiago.
TO borrow money in Europe for war with
the United States would be serious undertake
ing in any circumstances. To do this Tor war
caused by a murderOu, and unprovokcd aSaUlt
upon the sailors of an American cruiser would
be an almost hopeless effort. Maritime Europe
has its naveS in foreign service. II sends IT'S
cruisers abroad with national flags over them
and national prestige behind them. England
Germany. Italy and France would he quick TO
resent such an assault upon their sailors as was
made upon the BatimoreS men Chli Will not
have the sympathy Of maritime Europe IN war
brought on by IeflSa! to make adequate repaIa-
ton for mob violence to unaImcd sailors OF the
American Navy Without that sympathy 1t VIII
be hopeless undertaking for II to borrow abroad
the hundreds of millions required for war with
the United States.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-01-21
THE Talk or THE DAY
An in1urlng Boston soul is ANXIOUS 10 know what
Darwin means by the missionary luk"

An inIulrlng Boston soul is anAi0uS 10 know what
Darwin means by the " missionary link"
Asking Too Muc,.-A Georgia editor has a. grievance
against one OF the railroads. lie says that he Is
perfectlv willing. In return for annual pass To
throw ON wood at stations help tile engine and
assist In handling baggage; but when he breaks his
leg while chasing delinquent subscriber through the
Train he should be allowed reasonable damnge>.-(M
lantn Constitution
In "A laboratory downtown three and boy
are employcd one day the boy was ill., and his
mother came downtown 10 explain his absence. On
reaching the laboratory she asked l. the foreman
ina' There is no four men here" was the reply ;
there Is only three men and boy"
Beggaf-P Please, sir. will yer lend me dime ter GIT
somethn' T. eat
Condemnation ve got quarter in your hand now :;
whats that for
Beggar-That's TO Up the waiter New York Weakly
The ability OF some clergy men TO draw strange
meanings from texts is well known. A story Is told
Of q city missionary who preaching on city mis-
sons and who took for his text the passage "The
place where Jesus crucifed nigh 10 Jcr'isa
lem" Most people would lind It hard to see in this
text any reference 10 his subject but the preacher
declared that 1t showed that The subject Of city mis-
sions was very u the heart of Inc saviour.
LARGE Number OF smoke orsumerr.-" You need
smoke consumers IN this town., sad n from the
West ~ he walked up Fifth-avc. With resident OF
Eittsbnrg.
We have thousands of them replied the latter
whats that ?"
Yes there are ut least 10000 smo.e consumers In
In Pittsburg and 10000 IL Allegheny city"
q" oh come Don't try To impose on me Ike that"
mo imposition, my dear sir Those figures APP
proximuc the population OF the two ctties the time
The last ccnsus was 'assu anu every nAa wU'aan and
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-01-21
EX-SENA TOR MILLER on THE SITCA1ION

EX-SENATOR MILLER on THE SITCA1ION
The interview with Warner Miller which THE
TRIBUNE printed on Monday can proiitably be
read and pondered over by every member of our
party. The ex-Senator's Republicanism, as we
all know, is Of the sturdy, progressive sort. lie
believes in his party because it stands and has
stood for all that is best in our political system
and he has the courage OF his convictions
Necessarily. therefore he remorselessly criticises
the Democratic bosses who put Though the con
spiiacy which resulted in placing in the Senate
majority holding by Il fraudulent title. lie
reviews, the contested cases. and in so doing
exposes with trenchInt language the essential
dishonesty Of the claims of Osborne, Walker,
Nichols. These three Senators were defeated at
the polls: the most reckless Democratic partisan
does not pretend to assert that any one Of them
received majority of all the votes cast. Can.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-01-21

formances at Guttenburg, the depraved and ae-
testable ruffians who now fatten on the i'auu'
that are daily practised on the mlscalled race
tracks would soon find themselves WITHOUT
pigeons to pluck If " The Herald Will eXciuuo
repcrts of the Guttenburg hippOdromes from Us
columns altogether, 1.-The World'' and No
Sun" may fairly be expected to DO liKe"iSe
Men and brethren, why not try this means Oh
srnnresSino Guttcnburg
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-01-21
sLEIGIIING TIME.

Old BIS hang out his sbinge,
Tho merry sleigh bells jingle, $1,000
And the avenues are filled with nylnS stecaS'
Old fashioned pnngs and di:iys
side by side with handsome selgl'
Perform tremendous prodigies ana deeds.
There's n queer young farmer fellow
With broken down old yellow
How tho little street boys guy him from tre wam'
But he SITS there still to lace ~
And among his betters race II. .
Though he's sure IN be the last TO cross the caaS
Here comes the leap year girl:
Treating a. awley" TO a wbirl, -, -
Next grocery clerk WHO'S happened OUT thiS "aJS
city politician.
Long with men OF birth patfcian,
Mid this mingling Of the giddy and the gay
Happy the time this snowy weather,
And the rich and poor together
May enjoy It,, for II comes to cheer US III.
when It's gone we recall With pleasure
The Jolly ringing measure .
OF the bells that bll the air with rhythnic can
--(Ncw Haven Palladium.
A writer IN The Detroit Free Pre.s' describes tho
frnnc rush OF many American women 10 snake hands
with Lady Henry Somerset, now In this courtiy. 1t
Is 10 be hoped, however he says that they are
actlated By better spirit than that Of woman whom
the writer CHANGED TO 0verllear talking 10 another
woman while they waiting for Il ear in front OF
fremont Temple after the meeting. Did you get -
shake hands with Lady Henry p asked one OF tho
women. We'll, just guess did, WIS the triumphant
reply. That's what come for. never siuk hands
with a real live lady before. and can say that
have!
4 group Of stood about an individual who had
lust been pulled ont of the river lie was going down
The third time. Give him some whiskey' said one.
murmEr came from the nearly drowned man. some
over first and get inc Of this water out. IL IL weak
ell the liquor. - Atlanta Journal.