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The Magnolia gazette. [volume] (Magnolia, Miss.) 1872-current, 1892-11-26

Jagson says you never really
understand some men until yon
have misunderstanding with
them.-lGlmila Gazette.
The Magnolia gazette. [volume] (Magnolia, Miss.) 1872-current, 1892-11-26
Aherdeen. O. LnIn b laal

~ 2 V'4'J II IlVIf
Messre. Lippman Bros, Savannah, Ga.
Dear Slrs--l bought bottle Of yonr
L. II. z. at hot Springs, Ark aud IL
has done me more good than three
mouths treatment at the Hot Springs.
Have yon no agents III tHis part OF tue
country, or let tue know nov mnch ii
viii cost to get three OF SIX bottles from
your city by express.
Yours respectfuliy
The Magnolia gazette. [volume] (Magnolia, Miss.) 1872-current, 1892-11-26

Br cautions aud brave. requires
2 great deal Of will and great
of caution 30 make great fortune,
aud when ynu have got il itrequires
ten times a- ma i wit 70 keep it,
Baron K thschid.
The Magnolia gazette. [volume] (Magnolia, Miss.) 1872-current, 1892-11-26

Hon run no risk. All druggists guar-
antee Groves Taste'ess Chill Tonic 10 do
81 th the manufacturers ann for it.
War; nted, no cure, no pay. There 80
many limitations. Ts get tho genuine,
Gsk FIR Groves,
The Magnolia gazette. [volume] (Magnolia, Miss.) 1872-current, 1892-11-26

"Thoy're about as bad as the
disease n Not an of them, though.
DR. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets are
pleasant both when they're taken
and when they act They cure per.
manently Sick and Nervous Head
aches, l}iiousness, Costiveness, and
all arrangements Of tho Liver,
stomach and Bowels.
The Magnolia gazette. [volume] (Magnolia, Miss.) 1872-current, 1892-11-26
MERlDTAN BUSINESS c0LLnoE

accessible y Tile STATE. the South. ae8 81,
weird beaut tai liuo- pf rallfaaI trass
poflAl'9n lfou Aprtls' saata , st s1i ,Fest
~ converge and hna.ir eaua faaashas IN
nitF wards nf the GBdtee lasatioa .fa,i.,...,
desiring 70 enter this Gaiaegs ai4i nahfa si,s
president ot their ipteution atsfiis, sgi,tr.
da} theg will arrive here sa that an0 81 IN.
leachers may meet them ~ fe rf,iD ast
s,eo,t n. ',.,t 'nsia % t's rret'isata aee gaese
lnAt they are kinaly anti comfortably sisya.
ted for butincss. WORK. efe.
I. NJ. FERGUSON.
BUSINESS MANAGER.
The Magnolia gazette. [volume] (Magnolia, Miss.) 1872-current, 1892-11-26

IhENgDEfB htfhss 0tts - Aooos )
Paris Medicine CO PARIS, Tenn.
Please send me at onc0 by Ezpress ono
half gross Gsoye's Tastsless Chill Tonic.
For Chiiia, Maiarial anl BiliOnstsoas II ~
. valuable preparation and I think 10
oaIy q question Of time when IL wi ! tAko
the place Of all other Chill Tonins.
| sold two bottles 70 a party who hnd
somo very bad oases Of chiils In his FAINT.
". He tolls mo that it made perma-
nent cure, after sevsral other highly
recommended preparations had fat ed.
Yours trB y, HUoa MoNcaIEF.
Hookhart, Texas, Oct, Is, 1892.
Mesk-s paris Msdicino Co., Paris, Tean.si
Dear SirE--5hip uH ~ so0n ~ possiblsl
2 gross Groves Tasto sss Chill Tonic
NY customers want GROVES Tasselsasi
Cbil Toaie aud viii not have any ether-
In our experience Of ever 20 yeaFs in the
drug business, We lave never sSld anyl
medicine which gave such univexsall
satisfaction. Yours respectfully,
j. H- Browne a Co.
The Magnolia gazette. [volume] (Magnolia, Miss.) 1872-current, 1892-11-26

Malaria prodnces Weakness, Genera
Debility, Bii0uEBess, Loss Of Appetiteg
IndigestiOn aud Constipation. Groves
Taste ess Chill Tonic removes the eause
which produces troubles. Try Is and you
will be delightad. SO cents. To tho
genuine, aak for Groves. A4
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-12-04
VIVA, Makes Life Worth Living {?

SOME PERTINENT REFLECTIONS or CONTEMPT
barry GILDED YOUTH.
fscribner for December.l
"What Is it," he unused, q" that makes life worth
the living?
la IL lollipops, gingerbread. horses, and yachts;
Having pennies TO drop in all possible slots
Is a hustle and get-tl ere, the genius for trade
And commercial combines, by which fortunes
are made?
never liked that. Was It luck or mishap
That a fortune without it fell into my lap!
A bowlder of size has been rolled to the crown
OF A hill can start II and let II roll down.
II you set q great trap and within my reach
No doubt i can Jump on the bait-plate and
But the question keeps pressing, What fellow
gets caught
Whose legs the trap shuts on-who Is II that's
bought?
That the limbs see held so firmly are mine!
"Must keep to the end of the chapter, l won
der,
Il is really a GOOD gift that snatches away
Inc motives for labor and substitutes playl
The fellows that do things and are things attain
Their lead by hatd discipline Geasoned with
THAR cnaracters grow by the sort Of endeayor
That seizes on time rs slice Of forever.
n begins lust little 70 get through my head
why the grave Seer OF Galilee meant what he
said
To that opulent youth who disliked his advice
And went OF Disconnected 20 pause and think
twice,
IN the spirits the man, what In thunders the use
OF INDUCING the senses with pains so protuse,
n the more you indulge them the harder It is
For the spirit to get what Is lawfully hisg
"Not tho best behorsed drag eau keep up very
WIN n tunpenny carrtnat Is hitched 10 star.
Having fun with ones money is good thing 10
do,
But how about letting it have fun with your
| Mine shall serve, not possess; and unlefs can
keep
Ny place soui-end upward, on top Of my heap,
] yow that by way my defeat to acknowledge
| Ill dump the whole pie on Methodist college
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-12-04

him their eaptaincy. But on every occa-
sion. through his extreme modesty. he de-
clined in favor of his juniors. with only
two exceptions he has been with the bat
tery on all of their notable trips ana en-
campments, and confidently asserts That
he will remain with them until taps are
sounded, lights are out, and the curtain
goes down on lite's drama.
Lieutenant Thomas Fl. Starke, the next
officer in rank, is one of the best fellows
who ever told joke or sung song, and
he can do both to perfection when occa-
sion requires. As general thing ne Is 10
Berry's, but whenever the HowltZers have
a frolic he is there and in for anyt hing
He enlisted in the battery. under Captain
Z. j. Dosher, on December IL, 1850, ana
two years later won the medal for the best
drilled man in the company over twenty,
two competitors. He was made corporal
in December, 1888, and promoted TO q ser
geancy on October u. 1885.
During the captalncy of Beauregard Lor-
raine, and in January, 1887, he became
first sergeant, and held this position for
over twelve months. On the 2lst OF May.
1887, tom I" first heard himself called
Lieutenant" and Fitz Lee, who was then
Governor, issued his commission. The
young officer went up still higher In Octo.
Der, 1891. when he became Junior nTst
lieutenant, which rank he now holds. tie
received this commission from Governor
Mckinney. When "only a corporal" Tom
was elected secretary of the company, and
he still performs the duties of this office.
He has been in the battery for twelve
wears and gone all through the line of the
non-commissioned officers up to the pres.
ent rank.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-12-04
The Right Man in the Right Place.

The following is from this weeks Rel
qious Herald:
An hour at the Richmond Female In
stitute talking with the young ladies gave
ms good insight into the wisdom OF Dr.
Nelson's methods. His pupils are enthu-
siastic in his praise He has rules, 1t IS
true, and they are enforced, but his. man
apement while firm ls so gentle that for the
most part the young ladies do not need To
be reminded of the fact that there are
such things as rules. AS director IN tht
State Normal School at Farmville and 9
nastor for wears in Stanton. that town OF
good schools, DR.. Nelson has had good OPP
1ortunitles TO study the question of school
discipline. His phenomenal success as
principal of this great institute is largely
due to the man himself. lie knows what
he Is doing. May God bless him more and
more
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-12-04
A Difference in Dates.
TTHaN.

He (after the Introductory: don't
suppose Won remember me, but / think we
used 10 be in the same Sunday-school class
She: I don't think so. When was q
little girl in Sunday school | was always
in girls class.
He: But this was when you were
teacher.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-12-04
THE GRIP CARRIERS.
Something About Richmond Drummsn and
Their Democratic Club.
AN AGGRESSIVE BODY OF MEN
How They Propose to Attend the Inaugu-
ration of Mr.. Cievelsnd-Gossip About
Some OF Our Commercial Tourists.

There is no more aggressive set IN the
State of Virginia than the Richmond
drummers. They never undertake sny-
thing that they cannot accomplish. and
when they array their forces in opposition
to any scheme or faction. woe be unto 1t.
There is no section of Virginia that has
not been traversed many times by them.
and their visits extend throughout West
Virginia. Kentucky, Tennessee, North and
South Carolina, Georgia, Alabama, Florida,
Louisiana, aud even penetrate the Lone
Star State" This Mt least speaks well tor
the noble city by the James, for the most
Of her sons who handle the grip travel for
her own houses.
IL is probable that the work OF these
clever tourists was never more effective
than in the recent political campaign.
They threw into this contest their whole
energy and zeal, and their efforts we're
crowned with glorious success for the
Democracy.
THE Observation-Disclosures CLUB.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-12-04

enlisted as a prl-
vate. and has
served through all
the various promo
tions of corporal,
sergeant, junior
lieutenant, a II d
first lieutenant.
which position he
now occupies and
has held for the
past SIX years. The
men of his COM
mand think that
" Billy" is the best
man and one of the
finest soldiers IN
the service, and
have twice offered
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-12-04

Being intimately con-
nected with the to-
bacco trade, a men,
Der of the Board of
Managers, and pro-
prietor OF "Shockoe"
a n d Davenport F"
warehouses, his name
has gone INTO every
county in Virginia
where tobacco is
grown. At the age Of
IS no was proposed
for election IN the
Howitzers by Major
II. q. Carter (then
captain, aud on No
yember II. lQ7 wa
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-12-04
No Cause for Anxiety.

Patient (feebly): Well. doctor, how do
you find me to-day?
Doctor (cheerfullyl: Vastly improved.
Your legs are still bedly swollen, but that
doesn't trouble me at all. -.
Patient (sourly): No, suppose not. 1t
wouldn't trouble me, either, If your legs
were swollen.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-12-04

the grand victory of
the Democracy was
real and lasting. As
soon as it was whis-
pered that t h e r {
should be a big torch
light demonstration
and jubilee, they
were the most eager
for such an affair and,
although many mem
bers of tie CLUB had
returned 10 their ira
vels, those who were
in the city uniformed
{ h e N 5 ell YES and
marched with the
other hilarious Demo.
Gratis from one end OF
the city to the other
and almost back again
making a most credit.
a Mo amman
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-12-04
THEY ARE HUsTLERs !

Mr.. William Rein
heimer, one of the
veterans in the bus
mess. who has for
eighteen years ira
versed this land and
sold goods enough to
supply hundreds OF
generations in one
family; Mr.. ID. L.
w il b on, better
known as " Dave"
for three years a
welcome guest at
every cross-rOad or
station in Virginia ;
Mr.. G. W. Saunders,
who has for the past
five years scattered
tobaccos and cigars
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-12-04
He Played second Fiddle at Home.

Strong-minded Woman (to arelative who
has called on herr: Ny husband has now
got position in the orchestra. He plays
first fiddle.
Relative: Not at home, does he
You bet he doesn't play first fiddle at
home"
That's what thought"
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-12-04

Travellers Demo-
cratic Club dates
back TO the guber-
Material campaign
of 1899, when Nc
Kinney defeated
Malone by more
than 10000 MAORI
ty. The drum
mers had not, how
ever. been inactive
in previous con-
tests, for in every
fight they were
called upon for SER
vice at the polls,
which they render
ed cheerfully and
efficiently. L b cir
influence through
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-12-04
Unpopular " omen

Mother: How do you like that new little
boy next door,
Little Dick: oh, like him we'll enough,
but | don't like his mother.
why not2"
she's Just as particular bout him as
vou are bout me-
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-12-04
NORTHUMBERLAND Tribute to DR.. Campbell


Rev. DR.. r. p. Kerr, who. at the request
of Rev. DR.. w. A. Campbell, preached the
sermon at the dedication of the Campbell
Memorial church, at Weems, IN Lancaster
county, on Thanksgiving-Day, contributes
An interesting letter TO this weeks CeHTd'
PRESBYTERIAN. in which he says:
AT IL o'clock, 1t being lhanksglylnlg-
Day. November 2f. 1892. we found goodly
company gathered at the beautiful new
church for the feast of dedication. The
Masons did the first part, and with the
impressive ritual of their historic order
laid the cornerstone III place reserved
for 1t when the building was erected, and
named the structure in honor of the be-
loved evangelist Bishop, whose Ia
bors had given the enterprise IT'S
being. II is not easy to see now Dr.
Campbell, during his eight years OF wise
and lncessant labors, could accomplish
| the organization of fourteen churches and
keep them nourished IN their infancy, Sc
cure the erection of seven church-bulld,
Jugs, preaching daily or ottener. and
| making house-to-house visits lnnumerable
| There hs no minister in the State of VIZ
GINA who accomplished more tor the
Kingdom than did he during those elgh
wears. and all in the quiet. apostolic, Pres
| byterian method of work"
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-12-04
Not Fitted for Travelling.

Little Dot | wonder why there isn't ever
any spider-webs in the corners Of railroad
carsl
Little Dick: Spiders have eight eyes, an
guess it's too much trouble to keep the
cjndprs ont
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-12-04

Ily q few years ago
enlisted as q pri-
yate in the bat
terry. He Is a
thorough soldier
aud an excellent
disciplinarian, but
his " strictly bust
ness" principles
! never fail 10 win
him frie n d s.
/" Macn IS one of
those earnest fell
lows W no go
through life with
out an enemy and
show the weaker
that pluck, energy,
and perseverance,
are the essentials
4hat 1naka life a
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-12-04
The Catch of the Season.

Relic: | don't know what you see in
Colin Wood to marry him for. He hasn't
a CLEAN of sense.
Maude: No; but bis father keeps coal
ward
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-12-04
LIEUTENANT AND sERGEASrs.

Lieutenant Charles w. Macfarlane, the
fourth officer of the battery. IS connected
with the wholesale house OF John X. Cary .
and was born In this city on the 9th OF
January, 1916. He began his military ca
reer by enlisting in Company G, First Re
eiment of Infantry. and rose to the second
sergeancy OF this organization. About this
time he removed to Cincinnati, whore he
had charge of the offices of the Chesa-
peake and Ohio railway for some time. be
enlisted in the Howitzevs on October 81.
1881 was made corporal March 10, 1887,
and became sergeant on March ~, 1887.
Last October he was promoted 10 the Sc
cond heutenancy, which position he now
holds. Lieutenant Macfarlane is Q plea
SAINT, unassuming little" gentleman,
with q marked reserve of manner, but q
certain obvious degree of sincerity which
speaks for itself in these words. which
! fell from his lips last week NV attach
| ment 20 the company is SO great that /
hopo 70 be buried by its members"
The ranking Officer Of the Howitzer SER
gsants v William Mex. Fisher, . young
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-12-04

Il
The untiring sons of trade hardly waited
to receive the official returns from the
States before they began 10 plan to attend
the inaugural ceremonies in March next.
President Welsiger now has a movement
on foot whereby the Richmond Drum
mers' Club will 90 TO Washington upon
that occasion in rs much elegance and
style as will the presidential party from
New York. He expects to have a special
tram, made upof sleepers, with buffet and
baggage-cars attached; and the CONNER
cial travellers will go, accompanied by
their wives aud children, without even
having TO seek hotel from the
time that they leave Richmond until
they return. 1t is his desire to take along
a sufficient number TO warrant the charter
! of such train and have it sidetracked IN
the yards at Washington. All meals will
be taken upon the buffet-cars. The drum
mers will carry their club uniforms and
torches and will parade in full regalia
, at night. They will enter the day process
sion In regular civilian dress. Appropriate
committees have been selected to arrange
this trip and they expect to make it one of
the most pleasant to the national capital
| upon the occasion of the Inauguration of
Mr. Cleveland as President again.
PERMANENT ORGANIZATION.
The Commercial Travellers Democratic
| Club is now fixed and permanent organi-
| cation, and will continue to increase its
activity and usefulness, as well as ITS
| financial and numerical strength, with
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-12-04

CAPT W H. MAXWELL. out the SIdte was
always felt when the balloting time came.
Richmond drummers are naturally Demo
Gratis and II is one Of their characterlstlcs
TO speak out boldly for what they believe
to be right.
Captain William II. Maxwell was. the
leading spirit in the organization OF the
club. aud Captain D. T. WIlbon was elect
ed president, with a full corps Of Jealous
officers.
The club did not disband after this con
test. but took very little activity IN the
subsequent municipal and legislative eiec-
lions. ?
Last September the genial " knights or
the grip reorganiZed on larger scale,
with Mr.. William II. Weislger as their
president, and went into the battle OF
Cleveland against Harrison with uncon-
querable determination to have tnelr
favorite achieve victory, at least IN ' II
gina. They had O splendid mass-meetlng
at the Academy of Music Just DeI9re tne
election, at which the voters OF the CITY
were addressed by the distinguished Hon
W. II. j. Ham, of Georgia. No. 1877 east
Main street always presented scene OF
Democratic activity and when on parade
their pretty uniforms never tailed 10 com
mand admiration, especially from the
ladies.
THEY ARE HUSTLERs!
In the language of the plebein. the Rich
mond drummers are "hustlers" who have
been "hustling" ever since the word first
came into existence This club contains
upon its roll such well-knOwn and uni
! versatile nonular travelling statesmen as
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-12-04

Randolph Papcr-B1r E.
n 1oung' with Power-Tsy.g,' W.
pauy..--- "fg
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-12-04

success. He was one of the officers,
who had charge of the encampment az
Ocean View last summer, and day anu
night he was interchangeable IN his efforts 20
minister 10 the comfort and pleasure OF
the merry artillerymen.
OF the other non-commissioned otncerS
and privates whose names are mentloheu
above but little need be said. Take tnem
all for all. finer lot OF lads could not oe
found. They are thoroughly mp 10 tactics
and can go through the military roetlne
like trainedregulars. Anything IRON h n ntbay
| the big guns down to tossing eacn otnet
| in blankets is in their line, and wnetneI
shooting, drilling, marching or trollcAinR
| they do their duty and do 1t well.
PROMINENT MEN AS MEMBERS.
The present roster of the battery, to-
pether with the list of members who nave
retired from the company In recent years,
| embraces the names of some OF the most
prominent men now in the city. Among
| these are Colonel q. Percy Halves, tne
| former commandment OF the First Regimen
OF Cavalry; Major w. T.. Slmons. OF tne
First Battalion of Artillery captain ~
NJ. Crutchfeld. adjutant OF the same oi.
! gsnization DIR. j. M. Whitfield, assiSta ~
surgeon. United States navy. ana II; NJ
Starke. Esq. president OF Pownatsn IN ~
Inc f1ONlILtIo wiz
Worlds Fair. at Chicago, and they are
thinking seriously of visiting Washington
on the occasion of Cleveland's inaugura.
ton. In fact. they have always been great
travellers. and for years have been making
extended tours. They have had seVerai
encampnents at Ocean View, but inc
greatest OF their tours was the southern
trip they made in February OF 1871. On
this occasion they went TO New orleans,
where they were the special guests OF the
Washington Artillery, and while on t "a.
stoned at Atlanta, Birmingham, Admission
and Danville. Among the other cities they,
have visited are Charlotte, Oxford ana
King Mountain, n. c., Yorktown, Va
where they camped for week, trederileSkiis !.
IN the Quaker CITY detachment in charge
OF Beauregard Lorraine. who was the1
lieutenant, took the fourth prize in grand
international drill.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-12-04

every campaign. III
will in future. as /:
has in past, pay
special attention 10
j o C k 8 o II Ward,
W b ere such q
splendid success
was achieved in the
recent election. A
singular fact in cons
nection with the
existence of this
organized body of
Democrats ia that
all its members are
working for q CON-
mon good and not
with q hope or as
piration for reward.
Few. il any of them,
will be candidates
for ofnca undar tina
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-12-04

Nothing succeeds in removing coughs
and colds like Dr., Bulls Cough syrup.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-12-04

When it was announced on the morning
of the 9th of November that Grover Cleve-
land had surely been elected President of
the United States a second time the men,
bers of the Drummers' Club were among
the first 70 rejoice and their reyelry over
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-12-04

enlisted as a private. Soon his merits and
ability won for him the warrants OF cor
poral, then chief of section and hrst ser
geant. and then be was awarded the COM
mission of Junior lieutenant. In May,
1890, be was elected 10 the office OF cap
tain. In assuming the duties. incumbent
upon the Office he pledged to his men his
best efforts in behalf of the bat
terry. How well he has kept that
promise. the present prosperous CONDITION
and the many happy trips when the
company has enjoyed stand as eyloence
of his ability and faithfulness. 10 MS
effort is due the success of the famous
southern trip, he alone having raised IN
round figures 81 900 TO defray the eX-
penses. Under his administrative skull
and ability the roster of the company mas
risen from forty to 100 well-drllled ana
thoroughly equipped men, and band oil
twenty musicians organized. The eating
gun has been secured through his efforts
q plan put on foot to build new armory'
and many other improvements under
taken. As a soldier and tactlclan ne mas
no superior in the service. His manner OF
handling men is worthy of imitation.
While exercising the strictest discipline,
he rather attracts than repels, and enjoys
the fullest confidence and love OF his men.
His interest in them extends beyond Ihe
boundary of the military line, ana IRE
uuently reaches TO the business world, pro;
curing tor those needing 1t substantial alu
in the way of situations.