The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-21
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nab the LlDerai llR ID up.
That there is only few of 'em left.
That Kesler may die. but he will never
resign
That the decollette photograph rage is
| increasing.
That there is sops little iarring in the
coal com bine.
That there is great big COB of gloom in
the Tribune office.
That Hank Barnes political aspirations
have melted into thin air.
That the saloons will be watched more
closely than ever today.
That Tuscarora stock certificates are
now looked upon as curios.
That Garfield Beach is the most orderly
watering place in the world.
That Mayor Baskin holds four aces to
the saloonm ans solitary tray.
That the county court win be economical
in the future-from necessity.
That Simordi is as proud of The Mani
tOu as boy of his first suspenders.
That they are still talking about the sue
cess of Press Club day at the Beach.
That Mayor Bsskin's backbone was stiff
ened by the preachers at their meeting.
That Joe Lippman wants the nomination
of county recorder on the Liberal ticket.
That Bert Bloch proposes TO add $50 to
the receipts OF the Press Club excursion.
That rents are going down at pace that
is remarkably exhilarating to the tenant.
That it takes tremendous quantity of
oil to run the city waterworks department.
That the feminine suspenders are rapidly
nearing in appearance those worn by the
sterner sex.
That the appearance of street sprinkler
on Third East the other day caused great
thrill of Joy.
That there are several wild eyed appli
cants for the position vacated by ex-Coun-
Gilman Ewing.
That there has been less spooniug at the
Beach at nights since the electric lights
were turned on.
That several more familiar faces will
probably be missing from the police force
in short time.
That Mayor Baskin is being accused by
the saloonmen of enueavoring TO break up
the Liberal party.
That Hardy and Butter, Notwithstanding
their designations, will serve out their
telIlS aS Selectmen.
That man who requested a ''close
shave" at a barber shop in bank was re-
ferred to the cashier.
That Ogden is threatening to rival Salt
Lake as ''the greatest divorce centre in the
inter mountain REGION
That 10 Gallagher will soon have to get
out his torch and make that solitary march
he has said SO much ABOUT.
That County Clerk Allen will be the
Liberal candidate for delegate to Congress
in case ticket is put up.
That the patrolman are walk ng their
beats with little more regularity since
"St. Paur' assumed the reins.
That Captain Slower asserts that the
men remaining in the Liberal ranks are
living twenty years behind the age.
That the almost nightly shadow dance''
on certain First West street window is
attracting the attention of the police.
That the crematory will be built on the
site proposed, in spite of the petitions that
can be signed between now and Doomsday.
That the present operators at the tele-
phone Office are much more obliRing than
some that have previously been employed.
That Postmaster Benton will have his
chicken rancho in good shape by the early
sprng-in case politics does not come his
way.
That the Mutual Admiration society
formed by the editors" of several coun-
try papers is gradually palling upon the
readers.
That number Of the boys who are now
being visited by their Knights Templar
fathers from the east are on their best be-
havior.
because he did not ucceed in capturing the
Tuscarora prize for the man with the bald
est head.
That q certain councilman. who was
never able to command more than $50
month"; is now waxing fat on the numerous
meetings being held.
That the mayors sight has failed to
such an extent that he does not recognize
several members of the council when he
passes them on the street.
That Jack Daveler foreman of the
Tribune, has a big political bee in his bon
net, and that he is stuck on the county Jail
as place Of residence.
That the ex-Democrat who went to
to ask the National committee
for So 900 to help out Repu blicanism in
Utah returned with the longings OF his soul
That Allen 6. Campbell, even though he
onsents TO withdraw his declina:ion to
serve as chairman of the Liberal city COM
nittee, will be but figure head the power
behind the throne being F. J. Leonard. who
8 said to be shrewd and astute politi-
,ian.