The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1892-03-24
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s..s 10 doctor. vssi you 10 ss,esd The
editor Of The other paper.
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b. lhs cioci 90 The mss.el ] he'd % hes
"a vas % lsie Are yos ssrs that eioet .
solssf Nj. Bpssbui Yea, the clock 10
~. l. Mspa Doc,or. do you ,hini ]
have chance 10 se, sellf DR.. Eodee-
Yes. | ihipl you have. never iose iso
cases running, aud the last before you
died,
--strsnses Whose little SRI are
yosi Fiorspce I'm pspss little girl
s,rsassr AID vhy srent you msmmss
iiuls stiY Florenoe Canse the decree
gave ne TO para
Prom the Blizzud Bugle: We brousht
out dunsle.lesded editorial on Colonel
Tsfaut issi xeek. We fegre, TO ssy thss
W. ioand u necessary TO double lead The
Colonel shortly siierwnd.
Hotel clerk : Il this thoussnd dollar
bill the smallest thing you have sbous
yoai Departing guest Il an afraid II s'
Clerk % bell boy Here. take this bill
out 10 one Of tho walters and ask him 10
cbsngeit
John. shs said gently, you are inseres'
ted 10 temperance movements, are you not'
OF course | am. be answered. Well sup
pose you 20 aud make lev OF them with
tie pump handle. ! need spsil Of water
right away.
Gents. shouted small boy,ss be pok
cd bis head Into Fourth avenue cAs. did
you mail tia, letter your wife gave you
this nornine1 Aud siI men Simultaneous
ly pulled the bell rope aud burledly left
the cal.
-Mamma Well. Nellie. what did You
learn al the Sunday school TO dayp Nellie
That must sell three tickets for the
concert next week, give twenty cents to
buy presen, Tor the superintendent, and
--ihs, Noah built tbs ark.
A negro boy, being tried for stealing
two pairs Of trousers, and having 20 law
yer, Judge Campbell ssked him II he de-
sired to speak. lie promptly replied in
the sfirmsiiye and fired. The boy stood
on tue burning deck at the Judge and
jury.
-Hegsn 80 De the papers say who vas
elected 90 III ward commlttee' Grossn
1t do. (Rrads): They vuz Clarity,
O,Houtbsn. G.linsher, sn-sn- there's
one foreigner that do not know the pro'
noupciu Of At ALL How 10 be spsltf
S.m,y'th'e.
Glars (spesking OF Sprigss. who is
stuok on himseli) I've some news 10 tell
you, Matte. Spriggs Ia going to marry
Matte Aud has be really fallen 10 love
With anotherf Oh. the INCONSISTENCY Of
mani wouldn't have believed be could
forge. himself 80 soon.
They were talking about their hus.
bands, and young Mrs, Flimmins said: ]
sm glad 10 discover that Harry IL taking
On interest 10 art. even though be tries 10
concesl il from me. How did you find il
out. overheard him tell my brother
this. IT is good thing TO study your band
before you draw.
-Crus,y old parent 1t seems 10 mt
the heigh, Of folly. Msr,hs. Tor girl to
leave her home, with oil its cheerful sur.
roundings. to take = sleigh ride on bitter
night like this. Martha Quitting on her
vraprl - Yes. papa. but there are cheerful
--er- surroundings IN taking sleigh
ride.
There are too many people Who will
not cas, their bread upon the waters unless
they sfe assured beforehand that twill
coms back again in few days full grown
sandwich, all trimmed with ham. butter
and mustard. rolled up 10 = warranty
deed ior oue bali OF the earth and mort.
gage on the other.
so you have called in answer 10 my
advertisement for al American coscbman'
Yes. SURF Are you an Amesicsns VI am
surr. Were You born 10 American Wa
born 10 Oirlsnd. SUR, County Cork. Add
how IL |, you are an American and were
born in Corki F.iI. SUR. ofm bothered
sbou, the same meslif, SUR.
Asking too much: American girl
Aud II | marry 'oa. will live 10 IN old
English castle. With turrets aud battle.
usnis. famed 10 song and s,ory' English
Lord-Yes. you shall. American girl
And you will introduce me to the Prince
Of Wales se,f Eaelish Lord I'm -er-
MT nn,il besin to get tired Of you.
-Tso children we're lately overheard
discasssies the sandsy services 10 tie
fashiousble church al which the family
vosshippea. Well. nov. said the seven
year cid boy. I should like 10 kpov shs,
the sermou IL Tor snywsy. Why, Harry,
don't yop knosi answered his i've year
ata ,tster lt's 10 give the singers . rest