New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-07-30
THE TALK OF The DAY

There are some kndhearted people who are en-
dowed with zeal not according to knowledge. Yestor-
day three or four small boys stealing ride On
te rear platform Of Broadway car, when the con-
ducor suddenly appeared, and made lunge at them.
This aroused the ire OF philantllropst standing on
the platform, who exclaimed, "You ought to- DO
ashamed Of yourself, keeping the poor boys from
getting a ride this hot day. What difference does 1t
make to your" "Wen," replied tile conductor "it'n
make lest this difference lll get Gay of aid lose
SO II the inspector should see them boys rdin on my
car Mebbe you would pay me that 81 and mebbe
not he added sarcastcaly while the philanthroust
remarked to friend II did just beat all what spell
OF weather we are having now.
tra Wanted TO Get Even-He looked ike q man who
lawyer for legal advice the lawyer did not enter INTO
the case with undue enthusiasm WHAT'S the
We'll. / want to sue a man for damages said the
state the case' commanded the attorney curly.
This man bought my vote for half gallon Of
You ought TO be ashamed of yourself
al am, and that's why want to al even ne con.
fessed Offered en % Ss oa5 lar
Did he give you the Nquorl'
"'COurse he did. lie had to er 1 wouldn't voted
"Then how you damagedl' ,. .,. ,..,,.,
but dollar and half red eye and want to know II I
can't sue him for the dollar and quarter ne beat mo
The lawyer declined to take the case.(Detroit Free
Press.
"A man is known by the friends he chooses" SAYS
"The Congregationasts" Of Boston. =" PRESIDENT oi
the United states wins or loses popular Confluence
by the character Of the men whom he selects 70 III
positions of influence his Official family or as repre-
sentatves Of the Nation abroad No little share OF the
esteem which President Harrison has won from IFS
fellow-citizens is due 10 the high grade OF his aP
pointees TO places Of honor and service during mo
last week he has nominated one supreme court 1uuse'
three Ministers Penpo,entiary 10 leading European
courts and five consuls.'
Fenderson-Therc. want you to read that-so r
sons read it, and not one OF them mas perm aD'e
to get at my meaning u,- ., sssm. 70 me that Won
FendcrsonoiIow in thunder did You find OUT some
body that was in the secret Hius' ha'e "'N '
Boston Transcript.
"The Iron Age" thinks it probable that the Aus
Hungarian Government will adopt pure nickel ior
its currency. The aoyed coin generally used containing
only 25 per cent OF nickel combined Win 40 Per ceiis
Of copper possesses It Is considered numerous disao
yantages while the favorable points OF the pure nlcHei
niece are that Notwithstanding its hardness, II Un
easily be coined that it has the quality OF extraoio
nary durability loss By and tear being reduced 70
a minimum that 1t is preserved clean IN clrcuiauon'
and that no Oxidation worth mentioning sets In.
THE COTTAGE BY THE SEA.
It's been written up in story rs been SING IN nu'i0e'
It has captivated thousands with Its symmetry COM
Like dream from the Atlantic it has risen fnF and
With It's beauty-so rOmantic-has The o''tas BY tne
But is like dream-a Hsion-though the poets sing
n now It's full OF business. When that cottage
you y 9dd che sisn up: BoardcrsTwenty dollars By
tne "ecA ATLANTA Constitution.
pnyfsot,hicus- reviled mosquitoes. winged
e.ues OF the Jersey marshes, how feel for you.
Pacticus-I feel for em. TOO, but lAey age W.
| All fired quick In getting away.
in bed with every window up ana 40 hack
attire drop into chair after dner in ~ md
HSe, the a,.s do battle for the possession of his
WHISPERS and sleep so sound that he cant see I1S
man with the bill for pew rent or near ulo Iineu"
| OF the telephone (Lewiston Journal
ain five years time" says Edgar L. Wakeman,
d. have tramped along 5000 miles OF British roads'
Each time step my feet upon their broad hrh'
even surface. every drop OF American blood IN me
tngles with shame at the thought OF the muo pixies
and bottonless road sloughs Of our own splendid
country rich. great and strong enough to match
| the roads OF Europe without weeks delay. AND
vet for five months OF every year, and IN lesser
degree FOR the other seven. half OF the people oi
our farming communities are imprisoned and impov-
ershed helplesly at home. As one result the people
OF the whole country pay. In an Indirect roan'aA'
through annual sharp advances on all food necessities
81 ne all OF which the farmers lose. sum each
YEAR enormous enough TO maintain as superb roads
a, England anywhere possesses, around every sectoA
Of cuhIvable land in the entire United states
Talk about Wordsworth being man OF prncipler
remarked the seedy individual. Il tell yer he's
humbug. | told him I'd vote for him II he'd give me
a flyer and what dye think he said He Jest tod
me to get out o. his office. he'd kick me out. \
man who'll think more OF five dollars than his prin-
clples isn't no kind OF a ! can't conscientousY
vote for no such man rs thatr-(Boston Transcript