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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-02-18


fraternize with each other serenely. and
the former are undou btedly happier than
all the milIionaires upon the globe. They
have all they want that is good to eat and
drink, they teach the young Santa Bar
hara idea properly TO shoot and they lead
a temperate, moderate, harmless life, doing
ali the good they can in their way.
A feature Of the mission is its extensive
garden. in which is what is said to be the
largest grapevine in the world Its trunk
measures thIrty-four inches in circumfer-
enee, IT'S branches are trained over an ar
Dor seyenty-five feet square and it bears
on a yearly average over : & tons OF grapes.
1t has been known 10 yield a crop of SIX
toS-s IN a single season
1t is 4 curious law of the Franciscan
friars and most religiously adhered TO,
that no woman shall be allowed TO enter
this garden The only occasion when this
rule has been knowingly violated. with
the permission of the Franciscan monks,
was in favor of the Princess Louise at the
tine OF her WISH &c the Pacific coast tex
wears ago What influence was brought
TO bear 10 make an exception in her case
Is not known, but the monks have never
quite forgiven themselves for this breach
OF discipline, and for months after the
walks were daily sprinkled with holy
water
Probably the most interesting OF the old
.siiisss''7Sis, from al historic standpoint, is
the Mission q San Carmelo, or Carmel as
it is commonly called. It was founded in
l570 by Father .Ianipero Sora
1t is here that Padre Sierra made his
home, and here he IS buried in the sanctu-
AIRY fronting the Altar of Our Lady of the
Seyen Doiorsn
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they designed great work. In spirit OF
levity the naval hero replied, Fifteen
thousand dollars a year and bonus of
100000 when the work is done" To his
astonishment and embarrassment the di-
rectors promptly accepted, and he was
obliged to explain that he had placed the
figures absurdly high, as he considered, to
end the matter, as nothing would tempt
him to leave the navy.
He won his first honors on the old Pow
hatan in the assault on Fort Fisher whera
he led a company of marines and was
wounded in the leg. He advanced rapidly
in grade, and on the 18th of July, 1878. was
made commander, a rank he still holds
AS commander of the gunboat Yorktown,
on the CHILEAN coast, he has acted with
praiseworthy promptness, and when the
crew Of one of the Yorktown's boats was
stoned by CHILEAN sailors in the harbor of
Valparaiso he called the commander of the
CHILEAN vessel to account, and declared
that if any further indignities were offered
he would protect his men by vigorous
measures. His language and action were
worthy of the old days of Decatur and
Preble and Ingraham
The position of Minister Egan is very
uuSA Inc OHoiC VI L lClIC AOOuIC LA 100 -.
Soule was a fugitive-in fact, an escaped
convict from France, and minister of
the United States in Spain during a rev.
dictionary outbreak in which Frenchmen
were deeply interested. Egan is only a
quasi fugitive from Ireland, and is Ameri-
can minister in a country where British in
terests &.e great. The Pierce administra-
ton sustained Soule unf1inchingly, but he
resigned in 1855, having been logged, as he
alleged, by French spies. and stopped at the
French frontier while on diplomatic tour
until orders came from Paris to allow him
to proceed. Mr.. Soule had been many
years in the United States, had served a
term in the United States senate and be-
come American throughout, while Mr..
Egan had ceased to be British subject but
g short time before be became American
minister to Chill. OF course his position
has been one of extraordinary difficulty.
Patrick Egan was born Aug. 81, 1871, at
Ballymahon, County I.ongford, Ireland,
and was noted at very early age for
shrewdness in trade and general business
ability. At the age of fourteen he OBJ
tanned responsible place with large
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-02-18

It Is here that may be seen the last rest
ing places Of several priests who were cor
workers with Padre Sierra. and of fifteen
governors of California when it was yet
subject 10 Mexico.
For many years this mission was unoc-
cupied, but recently the church has taken
possession of it again. Many repairs have
been made, and now masses are again daily
sung from its affairs.
During August of 1885, Senator and Mrs.
Leland Stanford spent some weeks at Mon
terey In their drives about the old mis-
sion they used to pass the rough, wooden
cross that marks the landing place of Fa-
Their Juripero Sierra. Mrs. Stanford CON
ceived the idea of erecting suitable mon
ument TO the memory of the pioneer mis-
sionary 1t is now completed. and stands
within the military reservation on the crest
of hill overlooking the Bay of Monterey.
1t is ten feet high and represents the monk,
clothed in the habit and vestments of his
order, as stepping from an Indian canoe
in which is a large cross. the planting of
which was always the first step in the
founding of new mission. The features
of the face are reproduced from long pre-
served paintings One hand is raised as
OHOQBA SiNtHS DlCoothsS eNAh Al eA&O OSA4OA
is small uplifted cross.
On one side at the base of the monument
Is this inscription:
''This monument was erected in 1891 by
Jane L. Stanford, in memory Of Father
Junipero Sierra a philanthropist seeking
the welfare of the humblest, a hero daring
and ready to sacrifice himself for the good
of his fellow beings, faithful servant Of
his master"
On the other side Of the base is this quo
tation from the holy Scriptures:
LAS the Lord liveth, even what my God
saith, that will speak"
Another interesting old mission that is
yet in fair state of preservation is the
San Buenaventura, founded by Father Ju-
nipero Sierra in March, 1852. This cid
church is $50 feet long and 35 feet wide.
The walls are six feet thick, built Of twelve
bricks two-thirds the way up and topped
with adobe On June Z, 1857, the church
was badly wrecked by an earthquake. The
building was repaired and shingle roof
took the place of the old tile one. The in
terror of the church is spacious and attrac-
tive, several of the paintings being quite
valuable. The altar stands as originally
built, and apparently in as good condition
as it was 100 years ago
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-02-18
the blind mans name,

that it impairs his power to make money
Mr.. Schorb earns his living by giving
lectures, most of them of homiletic ma
ture. His income supports him in com
fort. He resides with the family of Pro
fessor o. NJ. Pearson, at whose residence
he has a fine library, consisting of books
printed with raised letters. He was at one
time professor in the GAINESVILLE (Wis.)
School for the Blind As an evidence Of
the philosophical cheerfulness with which
he regards his atilIctIOn it is only neces
sary to give the title of his most popular
lecture, which he whimsically calls, "The
Fun of Being Blind; or, the Thorns and
Roses Of Life. Showing How to Pick the
Roses and Leave the Thorns." Mr. Schorb's
cure for the blues is a novel one. He says
that when he cannot rid himself of them
IN any other way he simply whistles.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-02-18

Other notable missions are the San Ga
briel at Los Angeles; the San Fernando,
forty miles north Of Los Angeles; the San
Luis Obispo at San Luis Obispo; the San
Miguel thirty miles south of San Luis
Obispo; the San Antonio of Padua at the
head of the Jolone valley, and the Dolores
at San Francisco.
1t is curious and almost surprisingly
strange that none of the numerous rich So
cieties of California have so far taken any
steps to preserve any Of these old missions
or their interesting and historical relics.
The mission at Santa Barbara is now the
only one yet in possession of the order that
founded 1.-THE Franciscan friars.
AWARD MOORE.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-02-18
pemolishing a Big BowIder.

One of the construction gangs on the
Mexican Southern railroad was recently
confronted with a serious problem. The
gang had to demolish a bowlder 100
feet in height 1t lay directly across the
proposed line of track. An excavation
was first made under the bowlder. and
then dynamite cartridges were exploded.
Six were set off before the obstruction was
reduced to fragments. 1t is believed tina.
this was the largest bowlder ever encoun-
tered in railroad building.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-02-18
COLONEL D. p. LrvERMoRE.

after continuous service of over four dec
AIDES. he is said to be the oldest operator
IA the United States, being 81 years of age.
he has also served longer than any other
man with single exception. Many OF
the expert telegraphers Of the New England
states were pupils of Colonel livermore,
whose original student" was his own
daughter. the first woman in North Amer
lea TO receive a message over the wires.
He is as active, talkative and entertaining
as he was thirty years ago, and, moreover
appreciates joke as keenly as any man
in the town He derives his title of colo
mel" from connection with a militia com
panY
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-02-18

A circus was stranded in Altoona Pa.
Connected with the show was a man from
Biddeford. Me, who had the candy priv.
hege. He deplored the fact that the circus
had smashed up" but that was not al!
he did He hired vacant store, got the
trained bear, the stuffed snake and the fat
woman and exhibited them with great
success-pecuniarily. He now owns dime
museum and is on the high road to wealth
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-02-18
Killed Two FeroCious Animals.

mountain lion which measures nine
feet from the tip of its nose to the tip OF its
tail ought TO be an awkward customer to
handle, aud yet a hunter of Provo. .. L..
recently killed and brought into town such
an animal as well as the mate which
measured seven feet The male weighed
600 pounds. They were both killed IN Hob
bic Greek CANYON.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-02-18
4 PAPER for the Sioux.

Devils Lake. " D.. is soon 10 have a
paper which will be unique, IL not success
full IL viii De known as The Lima Ssppa
Wocekiye Taeyaupaba 1t viii % printed
in the Sioux language. and its editor viii
be an Indian missionary known as Father
jerome The average newsboy sill have
considerable difficulty in mastering the
name Of the new Sioux newspaper.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-02-18

CAPIAIN JOHN GRtEN- retired with The
rank Of captain when more than sixty
years of age The people of Sutfoik are
very proud OF Captain Green. and recently
at the Oxford horticultural show, when he
was wheeled about the hall and grounds
in a BATH chair. ne was greeted at every
turn wI.h the most vociferous applause
The captain, like many seafaring men
was not much Of money saver and ne
lives i'll a very humble way. although
above ahsrlu '--~~t
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-02-18

"Fine horse you've got there" said JoBes
TO Kentuckian riding a beautiful bag
saddle horse.
Pretty fair boss" responded the keai
tuckian, with affected Indifference
Thoroughly trained as saddle horse.
too, amt hef"
knows all the motions be doe&"
What do you call himi"
"Thebes"
"Thebesl That's odd ! never heard
such a name for horse before What do
You call him that forf"
Because he has n hundred RaitA a
course. Don't you know ancient history"
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-02-18

Tramp swi5h an Old s5hoolbookt-Say
mister. viii you kindly tell me whs. Letter
this is
Pedestrian-Certailly. Thai Is Il
Csn'syo1 read;
NO, s.r, bar Tn tvyin ter earn. an
shan rest Till do. uuth-r'
Il an delighted Ia und 50 laadshle &c
ambition IN oCe 81 y0ur c.ass foa bEvs
taken the right coarSe AZ last
"EeS. s;r rs msgss;y r9agh OF = trsT
eler ike me not ter be shle 30 tel witches
sign says Beware o. The Dog or + res
Dinnsrs Prosidszi 'f-S=Ars MozArtA
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-02-18

is very old, ana
should he live uu
til March, 1877
will have seen a
century of life.
After his return
from the Land o,
the VI d n Ight
sun. In 1922, ne
lett the British
navy and entered
the service or q
large firm of ship
owners. For near
~ four decades ne
Suied on mar
chant ships ant
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-02-18
An 4 ged NAVIGATOR.

The only surviving member Of Parry's
famous expedition to the north polar re-
gions in 1870 is Captain John Green, OF Or
ford, Suffolk, England. who served as an
able seaman on board the Hecla- Captain
Green, although comparatively vigorous
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-02-18
The Oldest Telegraph Operator.

The person should be happy who suc-
ceeds in earning the good will and respect
of the community in which his life has
been spent.
Colonel D. P. Livermore, the ex-manager
of the telegraph office at Hallowell. Me-. is
such man. He has been offered the nom
ination for mayor of his town several
times, and might have gone TO the legisls-
ture had he chosen. He persistently de-
clined. however. to take any active part in
politics
Colonel Livernore has just retired from
the management of the telegraph office
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-02-18
Beats Home Talent

Mrs Hicks-It takes me two solid
hours 10 wash and dress Dick for church
Hicks-l can get Il done in a hurry
for ten cents.
Mrs Hicks-How. prays
Hicks-Taka him down % that place
where they clean kids while you wait
Truth
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-02-18

When BABY was sick. We gave her CastoriA.
Khe- SIZE was Child. she cried for Castoria.
When she became Miss, she chung TO CastonA.
when she had Children. she ave them CastoT.A
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-02-18

ofic ard yards Or Mosiey Eve. be
tween Ifou gas ave. apcF5r@t ~.
Branch yards Al ! . iea city. Oh Iaho
M City, 81 Reno. and Mineo oka.
homa TeEzAsskx.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-02-18

He possesses a
wonderful mem
DRY, is quick at
repartee and is
cheerful in bis
m an err. NJ r.
Schorb can quote
offhand aim ost
any passage from
Shakespeare. By
ron, Kingsley and
Tennyson His
friends aver that
he knows the Bible
by heart, but Mr..
Schorb says this
statement IS an
exaggeration. His
greatest re gre {
that he is blind is
Hna To the fal.t
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-02-18
BLIND BUT HAPPY.

Evanston's Sightiess Lectures. PhiIoso-
pher and All Around Cheerful Man.
1t is generally accepted ~ tact that
when nature deprives a man Of one OF his
faculties she compensates him for his loss
BIZ making one or more of those left unim
paired additionally acute
There is man in Evanston. Ills. sub
urb of Chicago, who though totally blind Is
nevertheless able. alone. to find his way
about the big city. He knows the different
thoroughfares by name and recognizes
them as he gets to them. His great din
Guilty is to cross the streets in safety. the
noise of the many vehicles causing him 70
'lose his bearings"
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-02-18
THE OLD MISSIONS.
RELICS OF THE FRAN
ClSCAN FATHERS W CALIFORNIA.

Most Are but Ruins. hit Some Are Well
Preserved, While ALI Are Well Worthy
of visit-Mrs. Stanford's Monument
to Padre Junipero Sierra.
Especial Correspondence
SAN DIEGO Feb. 3.-California may be
said to have an ancient and a modern his
tory The latter dates from the discovery
of gold by Marshall at Suffers Mill, Jan
is 1S4s. and the first page of the former
WAS written when that sturdy Franciscan
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-09-20
"
STATE NOTES.

We are informed that on last Monday
two Italians working on the \. d w.
road for Weiden & johnson, contractors.
FIVE miles west of this place, got into an
alteration, whep one struck the other
in tn: head with a PICK and, as usual,
made good his escape. The wounded
man is in critical condition. We could
not learn the names of the principals liz
the afTair.-Sdndy NelC Era.
Melvin Jones recently found in the
Potomac river near the cement mill be-
low Shepherdstown a gun OF the year
1862, loaded and primed. 1t was sup
posed to belong to the Pennsylvania
Corn Exchange Regiment. The wooden
stock is very much decayed. 1t was
was purchased by Oliver 7. Reilly, Of
Sharpsburg, who has added it to his
collection.
Jas. A. Bragg, who lives about three
miles from Sandstone, in Summers
county, while engaged a saving log
with a croSs-cut saw, used an axe as a
wedge and when the log broke the axe
few out and the blade struck him on
the chest, infiicting a terrible cash, cut
ting the collar bone and two ribs half in
two.
Jerre Graham, the venerable lamp
lighter Of Harper's Ferry, has closed
contract with a Chicago Company to
remain in that city during the Worlds
Fair as a sort Of living Renaissance,
Mr.. Graham having been one OF the
prisoners in John Browns Fort in 1859,
and is the only survivor.
Seven human skeletons were exhumed
by workmen while repairing the break
in the Chesapeake and Ohio canal south
of Antietam. They are supposed 10 be
the remains OF men who helped to
build the canal, and were victims OF
cholera that ragged along the waterway
at that time.
The question of large oil refinery at
Sistersville is still being agitated.
Harry F. Smooth will be hanged at
Shepherdstown October 9TH.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-09-20
Reliable Man.

NJ. ]. GriGer, sJustice of the Peace at
Print, Michigan, says one bottle Of
Cham berlain'S Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rhea Remedy saved his life. He had
been down with bloody fux for three
weeks when ne commenced using this
medicine. 1t soon cured him, and he
believes saved his life. He also says it
saved the lives of three railroad men in
that vicinity. Squire Griner is reli-
able and conscientious man, aud what
ever he says can be depended upon.
For sale by C. R. Goethe, w. w. Irwin,
w. S. Mccullough, c. Menkemeller, S.
J.. Brice, j. Coleman, C. Schnepf, WAC.
Armbrecht, the Kurtz Drug Co., viii
Menkemeller. w. E. Williams, John
Klari, A. e. Scheele, and w. H. Will
liams, Wheeling; Bowie & Co., Bridge
port, o., aud B. F, Peabody, Benwood,
w. Va.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-09-20
MRS. M. STEVENS HART'S SCHOOL
For Young Ladies and Children
1916 AND 1915 MARKET STREET.

Second annual session begins September Ia,
1892
Course OF instruction includes Elementary
English English Classics, Latin, Higher hathe-
natics aud Modern Languages.
Mrs. Hart is assisted bya full corps OF efficient
and experienced teachers.
For circulars and further information, ad-
dress tho Principal,
Auo 30eb No. TT Main Street.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-09-20
GREAT EXCITEMENT!

The Greatest Sale on Record Crowds r. Is.
Potts Big store at Main and Tenth
Streets and the Boom Is in Full Blast.
Bargains Going Like Flash at Half
Price and Less-A Present to Every Gus
toner who Cuts this OUT.
These big drives received daily from the New
York auction rooms will eclipse anything ever
be fore heard OF in this section.
MEMS SUITS, $780, S2S7, 90 So, s4.S and up.
We are leaders in low prices. These goods
must 60. Come early.
MEMS PANTS at 45c, CSC, SIC, 97c, sl.lS up.
Worth double or money refunded.
BOYS SUITS atS5: 9c, sl.1S tlS up. Come
at once, this sals cannot last always.
BOYS PANTS. l2c, l9c, 25c, 29c, 800 up.
These bargains ere going very fast.
MEMS FINE SHOES at &c, 81 10, tl.25, sl37,
Sl62up Look in our window for bargains in
shoes away below the usual price.
LADIES FINE SHOES, SIC, gc, Sl.25 81 81,
81 45u up. All fast sellers and will give you full
satisfaction.
72c SIC up Sc. Id bargains and t-ade winners.
ARACKET-LOOK AT THE PRICES.
HANDkERCHIEtS 1c, &c, &c, &c, DC up. Big
sUsPENDERs, &c, &c, l2c, loo, l9c, 92c; worth
MEMS HALF HOSE, Sc, &c, &c. lOc up These
prices will make you buy.
MEMS SHIRTS, lie, 23c, 33c, SOC up. On
shirts we lead the trade. II cannot save you
your patronage and should not have IT. and
further you may return any goods not satisfac-
tory and get your money.
ZIG DRIVES IN MEMS AND BOYS HATS.
Don't forget US on Hats. We are here 10
save you money.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-09-20
GRIZZLIES CURED
by n COIored Miuister-Tho Deaf Made to
Hear.

Hear.
WMKESBARRE, PA, September IS
Rev. Prof. Warnow, colored, is here
performing remarkable faith cures to-
night He held forth at ZiCn Church
and a great many whites were present.
He publicly treated the sick in the
audience with astonishing results.
Totally deaf ears were quickly
made to hear words whispered at
great distance. from them. Sew
eral cases OF severe neural
gia, one OF forty years duration, were
speedily freed from all pain A person
long paraliZed and unable to raise foot
was not only made to raise it great
height and walk without dragging the
ground, but was also able to run and
Jump TO the great amazement OF the
audience. Several chronic rheumatic
crN1DleS were similarly restored and
could at once run and jump. Two of
them actually jumped clear over chair
with ease.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-09-20
A CARD.
Df. de ChaNfaT.

BY special request the Sisters OF Mt de Chan
tai have been induced once more to open their
doors TO day scholars who are anxious TO secure
the unusual advantages enjoyed by all pupils
beyond dispute, her right to be considered a
conservatory OF music both vocal and instru-
mental. Her English Department stands side
by side with her music; and the modern Ian
guages being in the hands OF competent teach
ers. roth sisters and foreigners, receive daily
attention Elocution, Dancing and Calisthen.
les are special features Of the school: Provided
q sufficient number OF day scholars be enrolled
before the opening OF school. September 10, the
Sisters will run conveyance free OF charge to
and from the motor, morning and afternoon.
For terms and further particulars address
jyl9Tu, Th&satsb THE DlRECTkEes.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-09-20

III YOUR BACK ACHES,
Or you are al worn out, really good TO- MOTH
ING, il is general debility. Try
BROWN'S leon BITTERS.
Il VIII cure you. cleanse your liver, and give
good appetite.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-09-20
A CARD.

To all who are suffering from the errors and
indiscretions Of youth, nervous weakness, early
decsy loss OF manhood, &c, will send re-
ceipt that will cure you, FREE OF CHARGE.
This great remedy was discovered by mission.
ary in South America. Send seli-addressed
envelope to the Rev. JOSEPH 4. INMAN, Sta
ton ID. New York city. spl2eodc
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-09-20
PROF. THEO. F. BOETTGER,
MUSICAL DIRECTOR
GRAND OPERA HOUSE.

Instructions given to pupils on Piano. Violin,
Organ and Vocal Music.
Pupils wishing to receive instructions VIII
please call at residence, No. 20 Twenty'thifd
street.
Pianos and Organs tuned and repaired on
short notica au2le&dh
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-09-20
GRATEFUL-COMFORTlNG.
Epps's Cocoa

"By thorough knowledge OF the natural laws
which govern the operations OF digestion and
nutrition, and by a careful application OF the
fine properties OF well-selected Cocoa, Mr.. Epps
has provided our breakfast tables with = deli
cately favored beverage which may save US
many heavy doctors bills. 1t is blythe JudIcous
use Of such articles Of diet that constitution
may be gradually built up until strong enough
to resist every tendency TO disease. hundreds
Of subtle maladies are boating around US ready
TO attack wherever there is weak point. We
NAV escape many a fatal shaft by keeping our
selves we'll fortified with pure blood and prop
erly nourished frame. "-Otvt1 Service Gazette
Made simply with boiling water or milk. Sold
onlyin hslf-poundtins, by Grocers, labeled thus:
llMES EpPS 1 CO., ho1GofArHIc CHEMISTS