New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-04-16
THE TALK OF THE DAY


cuv Tribune, can do more work than the entire stan
OF some papers," says one OF MS inehos' 70 Nv
uncommon thing for him TO produce page oay ior
an entire month. Some years ago wheh tic was
running daily in Virginia City, n 81. Lois he"Spal"r
man who was in town said TO the city editor, who
ustos the editorials on this paperP Judge Goodwin,
xos the reply WELL" said the st. Louis man. Il
want 10 SAY some day you will enter Judge "ood"hs
room and find him sitting there corpse, DEAD rom
overyork Why / think work hard when Only
,c1te one leader day stranger sad the Guy cd
uor. when Julge Goodwin dies you want to be In
v,rdnia City Eecause you will one OF the biggest
funerals you ever gazed upon In your whole sweet
ufc' The Judge is stin alive
Hard n. work-Mr. stokes-what course are you
'~' Charlie Rahrah-oh I'm Special pc. h.s Student
c en- Rahrah-Baseball and Old Testament His
,o,;y with three cuts a week on the histoy'-fucA'
Roy DR.. pryasdust--And, my hearers Joseph served
In the courts OF Pharoal--
Lawne Tennys (wahing upl-What's the scorer
4 weather beaten American citizen stood on no
platform Of railroad coach we the s r hnn was sSt
stand on the platform" shouted the conductor What
in platforms for anyhSw n cD a .e m n;
10 get in on replied tie conductor. ms Is ue
story with which Representative Allen OF MisslssspR;
Illustrates the fSailty OF political patforms-tomaha
Mining World Herald
aays the Rev. Or. Cray of the Freedmahs Aa
Society: ave have a professor OF carpentry ara
think as much of him as OF professor oil tieOoey.
I;oys who can but forty Genus q daS ioo
DAYS in o year go out in six months worm @i'D
day for 200 days In d year. That Is Christian couca-
tim"
Twi.tcrs-why Is this pie like the family WHICH
lives In a Harlem hat2 .
Iandlady-YOu must enlsnten me- MY ue"' A''
Twitters.
Tvtttors-Because It Is in such small quarters.
4 WoIla waIa. Wash man. about year ago started
n man out with band Of sheep on the rtHee; ~ ~
Won want me remain here any longer you,l nave
10 get another band of sheep thems al gohe'"-tfmF
adelpha Ledger
All spring Is here-that Is 10 saw.
|, was hero Just the other day.
But II + gOne-tbat Is 10 say.
1t had gone Just the other dav
And ere this poem NAV appear
Spring ls-was-has been-iilly ocIncre; n
After showing how much the Methodists are doing
for the negro Tho Boston Pilot " Cioman Catho@
says: "What do these figures meant For ono tnins
doubtless that the acknowledgement body though
not 30 strong numerically the Catholfc has larger
average OF wel-to-do members. But can II ba also'
~ the splcnIdly organized and supported negro mis-
sons seem to show that the rank and hle OF Methodst
Epcoparans appreciate the possibilities Of the negro
missionary field and back the efforts OF then leaders
mere earnestly! shall tho zeal OF our nonCatholc
brethren put TO shame that OF those who rejoice In the
fitness Of the faith il IS worth our while to study
tho above figures and reckon how long ut our present
te OF progress il Will be before We are able to couns
one million American Catholic negroes
Mrs Llncrusta wston-I like the design of this
paper very well. but caAnot take it,
Mr.. Lincrista-it is too thick It Is nv fat
am going to paper and have to cconomize space -
much as possble.-tPuch
Tho Rev Francis MaTsten, PreSby terrain clergy
man. CT Columbus Ohio. evidently doesn't believe that
a PRAYER shoud be q string OF piois plautudes. lie
was invited the other day to open the session OF the
lower house With prayer and this Is how he did II:
Remember Lord the welfare OF these Thy servants.
gathered here in this maelstrom OF iniquy, fraud ana
corruption Thou knowest With what suspicion this
Legislature is looked on by the people of this great
state Lord deliver from the brides, bribers and
brlbctakers In our midst and keep them from the ways
OF temptation which surround them every hand. ana
may their acts be righteous and not corrupt
FIRST AND LAST.
First puN
Sick enough.
First beer,
Feels queer.
First wliskey,
Feels frfsky.
First rum,
Very elun.
Brandy smash,
Mental crash.
All combined,
Shattered mind.
All done,
Icarse for one.
A Respondent Democrat says that Mt the present.
time you can find every faction in the Democrstic
rorty except satisfaction. And worse than that"
he adds ats recent is marked by little ability,
no. 10 say reliability
An Apparent Mystery.-ningo-I went to a dry goods
store the other day to settle my we's account aha'
BIZ Jovr do yen know she didn't owe cent
kingly-(;reat Scott What was tho matter
Binso-Shc had transferred ID 10 another store
Cloak Review.
IL is understood that OF Edward Everett liales
birthday presents was purse Of $4,000 from
parshloner.
one OF the bitterest English writers against the
Russian Jews Is Mr. Low, of "The ST. Jamess Ca
zctge., who is really OF Jewish descent That Is
usually the case.-(Icwsh Messenger.