The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1892-05-05
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.

- It is right to be contented With
what ne have, but never With what we
are.
= The New York Legislature has
passed q bill giving women the right to
vote.
When man is praying for corn
crop, God loves to see him say amen to it
with hoe.
- Louisiana farmers have increased
their rice and sugar cane acreage. That
means less cotton.
We truly believe De Wits LittIe
Early Risers to he the most natural, most
effective, most prompt and economical
pill for billiousness, indigestion and ins.
active liver.-Wilhite & Wilhite.
- Over two million po1tal cards are
necessary to meet the daily demands IN
this country.
= Teacher: What is the proper time
to gather apples7 Pupil: When the big
dog isn't in the orchard.
= There is a cat in Biddeford, Me-,
that drinks coffee every morning with
the family, preferring that beverage to
milk.
Nine young men are about to walk
from Americus, Ga, to Chicago, H.,
distance of over 1000 miles by road on q
wager.
1t is fixed and immutable law that
to have good, sound health one must have
pure, rich and abundant blood. There is
no shorter nor surer route than by q
course of De Wits Sarsaparilla. White
& White.
The people of Paris have consumed
within the year 2l,291 horses, 229 DON:
keys and 40 mules, the meat weighing,
according to returns, 4,615 tons.
Several additions have recently been;
made to the appropriations made by the
States and Territories to the Worlds
Fair, which now aggregates $3,ls0,c00. 4
- With regard to the aenses of taste
and smell, it is said that very little differ.
ence in constituencies is found between the
senses, and that if any exist, it appears.
to be in favor of tho women.
- "Late to bed and early to rise win
shorten the road to your home in the
Early Riser," the pill that makes life
longer and better and wiser.--Wilhite e.
White.
Jack Irwin is Kentuckian, Of
Glover's Mill, who, in thirty-six yean,
has not swallowed a drop of water. BE
drinks only tea, coffee and milk, and has
passed his eightieth year.
General reports from Texas indicate
that there will be something like reduc.s
tion of 20 per cent. in the area devoted
to cotton in that State. There will be % !,
corresponding increase in all other
crops.
- Bright people are the quickest to re-s
cognize good thing and buy it. We sell
lots Of bright people the Little Early Ri
sers, If you are not bright these pills will
make you so.-Wilhite & White.
- Get into the habit of looking for
the silver lining of the cloud, and when
you have found it, continue to look at it,
rather than at the leaden gray in the
middle. It will help you in many hard
places.
1t is an accepted fact that America
is more lavish in the matter of hospitali-
ty and entertaining than any other coun.
try. In the matter of flowers alone at
entertainments the Americans speud
small fortunes.
y Mrs. l.. R.. Patton, Rockford, ILL.,,
writes: "Frop1 personal experience can
recommend De Wits Sarsaparilla, a cure
for impure blood and general debility. -
Wilhite & White.
-"I had to be away from school yes.
terday," said Tommy. "You uaust bring
an excuse" said the teacher. "Who
from ?" your father" "He amt no
good at making excuses. Ma catches him
every time"
"And you want pension ?" "That
is whatw GLOW long were you in the
WARP" "Well, sir, I wur married long
in '6s, an peace amt been declared yit;
so you kin jes' calkilate fer yerself, mis-
ter"
! - 1t is a truth in medicine chat the
smallest dose that performs the cure is
the best. De Wits Little Early Risers
are the smallest pills, will perform the
cure, and are the best.-Wilhite q Will
hite.
Rev. W. s. T. Parker, of Pleasant
Garden Circuit, near Greensboro, N. O.,
undertook to initiate Sam Jones and
abuse his congregation, and one of his
members went around and gave him a
good orthodox mauliog.
: staggers Coming in at 2 a. n.y.:
Look out O. thish window, my dear, and
see the glorious aurora borealish, Mrs.
Staggers (waked oat of sound sleepy:
Window? That's mirror you ale look
ing into, and the auroro you sec is your
own highly decorated rt7e.
EARLY Risers, EARLY I.3"::, Early
Risers, the famous little pills for consti-
! nation, sick headache, dyspepsia and ner-
yousness.-Wilhite q Wilhite.
"Well, Johnny, I suppose you fire.
quently get your little hide tanned at
homer" "Ob, yes, I get licking every
! once in awhile" "Who gives it to your"
Sometimes pa and sometimes ma. Itall
depends on which one of them hasn't
anything else to do at the time"
- Misfortunes did not come singly to
William McHenry, travelling salesman
of Lima, Ohio. When he arrived in
Cleveland recently four kilograms
were handed him in close suca
cession, announcing the death of a BROTH
er. The four children died within an hour
from diphtheria.
If dull, spiritless and stupid If your
blood is thick and sluggish; If yonr ap-
petite is capricious and uncertain, you
need Sarsaparilla. For best results take