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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-19
BRIGHT BITS.

"WaAT Is meant by realistic ffctionP'
ut means the kind of fiction in which the
writer gives his characters his own virtues and
his neighbours failings. PUCK.
LITTLE GRL-My papa has to get up awful
early. so as to get to the Office and see if his
clerks is there attendin' to business.
Little boy-My papa don't have to. He's one
of the clerks,-Good Netos.
WEARY MUGeINs-I hain't had no food since
day befor yistiddy. mum.
Miss Boston--Then you must have had some
food Two negatives make one Affirmative
am glad TO know that you were fed.
FIRST SEASIDE GIRL-There's great man.
eating shark down on the beach, dead. What
do you suppose killed him? -..
Second Seaside COLLABORATION. probably,
If he was man. eating shark.-L1e.
COUNTRY BOOKSELLER to miner who has pre-
viously invested in a dioeionary)-O, you must
look among the SIS for scissors, not the rs.
Minsr-Well, hows Otto know Volts e good
of dictionary without hindexi'-7 itBitS.
Mr.. BLoGes-Isr your husband troubled with
insomnia, that he does not sleep OF piRhts'
Mrs. Jonesy-=zNo, he is employed in store
that does not adveEtise, and so has acquired the
habit Of sleeping during the day.-Ktn0's
Jester. s. go .Tci-l ~ Sc
MArRoN OF 10 Ito her bosom friend as she
works up surpri-e dainty for her husband
Do you know, dearis. the longer work up the
dough the tougher II seems to get.
Yes; but how clean It makes the hands .
Oakland Echoes.
LITTLE BUB-I know what makes Mr. Nice
fello's mustache so stiff. IL mucilage.
Mamma Nonsense.
Little Bub-Yes, It Is; He kissed sister in
the hall and they could hardly get unstuck
Street If Smiths Good Ne1os. 't
lam sorry to tell you" said the eminent
lawyer TO the promoter that your corpora
ton agreement will not hold water. - rs that
so?n replied the disappointed man.
81 was going to ask Jay Gould to 20 into
it, but now, Of course, it's of no use. Brook
Ign Life. 'la5
81 TELL YOU" said the new policeman, I'D
like to arrest somebody. haven't had show
yet" S.l5t+. FA a..
well j." replied the veteran, you just tackle
most any man you see carrying an umbrella.
The chances are that you'll make case.
Washington Star.
I'VE OFTEN asked papa to get me pony, but
he always says pony would soon eat its head
off. Willie Wrinkle has had pony for three
years and il eats most all the time an its head
Isn't of yet, Pm Rettn SO don't b lieve grown
folks know as much as they think they do"
Little Johnny" in the Nei0 Kors Herald.
Hecslled her bis miss,
Aud she called him mister;
They continued this -
Till one night hs kissed her.
Then their usefulness
They perceived was folly;
Now he calls her Bess
And she calls him Cholly.
-NelC York Press.
SHE was a pretty girl and abe bushed bit as
she stepped into the editors room. II suppose
you don't cars for poetry here, do your she
mo, said the editor, automatically, II can't
say We do"
Il guessed as much from the verse you pub
lsheJ, ~ she rejoined. And then she was gone.
Washington Stor.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-19
Immigrants the South Wants


The New York Sun, commenting on a
letter written by Mr.. Thomas Gamble, of
this city, relating to the south's need of i'm
migrants. and published by that pa
per, wants, to know whether the Italians
would not fill the bill. The Italians
are now coming to this country In large
numbers, and they have the reputation of
being industrious aud honest The Sun
says: "The great employers OF labor give
first-rate accounts OF the working power of
the Italians. There are plenty of con-
tractors. railroad bosses, house builders.
manufacturers and machine works owners
who can give testimony on that subject.
We recently heard the president OF a great
corporation, which has thousands of Ital-
ians in its service, speak Of them In language
that would surprise those people who
fancy that Italians are lazy or
stupid or given TO sham, or are any
thing but Industrious and honest. They be-
long to as hardy a race as there is in the
world; and anybody who has ever seen
shipload Of them lsad in New York can
testify that they are as hardy as their sires
were ages ago, when Rome was built and
the world was under Roman power. More
over, they are quick-witted and full of nat
ure's own sense; and when they find that
they are ina new world, where there are
plenty Of openings for them, and where they
can improve their lot in life, they often dis
play an amount Of enterprise which would
give them q high standing in Connecticut
itself"
The Italians are doubtless all the Sun
says they are, but they are not what the
south wants. The most of them seek the
Cities or become laborers in mines and mills.
or seek employment from railroad and
other contractors. The south is not seeking
laborera She already has a large laboring
population. Her black people make as good
laborers as there are in the world.
The south wants men with little capt.
tai who understand farming, and who will
take her cheap and fertile lands and make
small and productive farms out of them.
She also wants men with capital to develop
her mines aud establish manufacturing
enterprises.
She already has many farmers from New
England and the west. and they are doing
we'll These New England aud western peo-
pie quickly adapt themselves to their sur
roundings. They study the soil and
climate, and, being industrious
and thrifty. they are soon
on the high road to prosperity. The Ital-
ians may make good and valuable citizens
but it would take generation or two to
bring them into harmony with the condi-
tions which exist outside OF the cities. The
Germans would be greater success in the
south than the Italians, because they seem
to take more naturally to farming. How
ever, intelligent and thrifty Italian immi-
grants will find opportunities In the south
for lettering their condition which do not
exist else where.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-19
She Knew What She Wanted

Justice Phelan was visited in his office by a
feir young woman, with a garden of roses on
her expansive hat, a bewitohing smile on her
face and light summer parasol in her hand,
which she swung idly and imperiously as she
confronted the bench, says the Detroit Free
Press
~ want divorce she said in a captivating
tone, without waiting for the justice TO look up.
'IndeedY"
Yes; want 1t right off,
You are in q great hurry?"
II should say so.''
You would give me time to make out the
papers, wouldn't your" said the judge with sar
casm that escaped the fair visitor.
Yes; if you are not too long"
The justice nearly fell from his chair in
amaZement,
81 suppose Ave minutes would be a long time
to waltz he ventured to ask.
We'll, I'd have to wait If you couldn't hurry
I suppose, ~ she said IN an idle manner, waving
her parasol to and fro.
Young woman, you are from Chicago"
said the Justice.
Why, how do you known" she asked.
Il guessed it."
We'll you needn't guess again."
The justice explained that if she wanted
divorce on such short notice she would have to
go to the Windy City to get it; that it usually
TOOK at least fifteen minutes to get divorce
here Then the young woman said that she had
married Detroit man in Chicago
When were you marriedS' he asked.
Last week"
why do you want diVorceg"
81 don't like him"
Didn't like him when you married him?"
YES"
How could you change on short notlce~
20, that's womans prerogative," she re-
turned, sirily.
The justice ended the interview abruptly. and
last evening the fair visitor departed for the
Windy City with the statement that she would
get divorce in the morning.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-19
Senator Vests Story.

One of Senator Vests friends asked him II he
hadn't hit W j. Campbell 100 hard, says the
Washington correspondent of the St. Louis
Republic. well, ;" he replied, that's possible.
did not mean to make him resign for he fur
nished a very strong argument in the canvass as
chairman Of the republican national committee
Your question reminds me of an incident In my
early boyhood.
The negroes In Kentucky had theory that
hitting a dog on the head with green gourd
would make him bark. A negro boy of
my uncle's was so much impressed with the
statement that be hunted up gourd and tried
the experiment on an old dog Of peculiarly
silent and morose disposition.
when asked about the result he replied with
some hesitation: Dat gourd must ha bin too
hard; but fotch him to o whine"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-19

Gen. Field says the Peoples party is "the
party of the revolution Of 92-the logical
sequence Of that of 70" The revolution
of re" was an uprising Of white people Of
the south for the purpose of freeing the
southern states from republican carpet
Dagger and negro misrule. Is the forma-
ton of a party which is indirectly helping
to put the south, at the point Of the bayonst,
back under the domination OF ignorance
and greed, the illogical sequence" of any
such movement The Peoples party, by
drawing strength from the Democratic
party. may open the way for the Repub-
lioan party to establish bayonet rule in the
south,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-19

The London correspondents for American
newspapers have come across bit Of gossip
that the English papers forbear to publish,
but which may, in the near future, be
dished up In splcy style for the deIectation
of readers on this side OF the ocean. The
persons involved are the Prince and Princess
OF Wales. For two years, it is said, separa-
tions and reconciliations between these two
royal persons have followed each other, the
separations at shorter and the reconcilia-
tions at longer intervals each time All the
diplomacy of Queen Victoria has heen re-
quired TO prevent open scandal, and 1t 10
believed that even her influence cannot
avail much longer.
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Learning at the Dashboard and the
Last.

II was once riding in horsecar in st. Joseph,
Mo-, with distinguished linguist, and we were
discussing languages in q general way" said
Prof. Max Epstein to st. Louis GLobe-D Demo-
crdt writer. I'VE touched on Hebrew, Greek.
Latin, Sanscrlt, and know not what else, and
noticed that the driver paid more attention to
US than to the people who were signaling the
car. We had 10 wait some time on a switch
and he came inside and begged permission to cor
rect us on several points. He was much better
hnguist than either OF u.s. and doubt If his
superior could be found in America to-day. Yet
he was driving mule for $40 a week, and looked
as though he had not enjoyed a square meal for
week, or bath for three months. He said
that he had never attended school, but being as
he called himself language crank had de-
voted his spare time for more than twenty years
70 that study. He declined all overtures look
ing to the betterment Of his condition, and
laughingly explained that his system could not
stand prosperity. There are some queer people
In the world"
II once knew an old Scotch shoemaker living
In the little town of Timpson, Tex, who was
perfectly familiar with the works Of all the
great writers and thinkers since the dawn of
Greek civilization, ," said ]. T. Bishop at the
LindelL He worked at the bench with the
dramas OF Eunpides, the philosophy of Arts
totle the metaphysics OF Kant, and kindred
works ever before him. There he sat year after
year, surrounded by the choicest flowers Of
Grecian rhetoric and old shoes, keeping time
with his hammer TO the music of earth's might
Hest Dards. He had not only read but digested
everything that was worth reading. There was
not quip Of the sage of Ferney, not sigh in
Wilhelm MeisteE, not covert sting in
Swlfts irony, nor q Parthian arrow
in Carlyle's remorseless satire that
escaped him. Yet he was but cobbler. His
little shop was to him q palace whose roof
touched heaven, whose walls Enclosed the in
tellectual hierarchy OF all ages. The blind bard
of Chios struck the Tyre and sang to him the
wondrous tale Of Troy; Socrates sat by his side
and discoursed TO him, ana Demosthenes poured
out his fervid eloquence for his entertainment
and instruction"
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index TO INV ADVERrEghRNTS

MEETINGS - German Volunteers; Savannah
Castle No. 6. K. G. z.
SPECIAL NoTIcEs-Absence Of Or. l. N. Wells,
Dentist; AS to Bills Against British Bark Queen
Nab; Political Announcement, 2. H Gearon.
RAILROAD soHEDULE-Charlestons and Savan-
nah Railway.
Observation-Disclosures High School, Bedford
County Virginia; HOllins Institute, Botetourt
Springs, Virginia
NEoKwEAR, Boys CLOTHING, Ero.-B. 81. Levy
& Bro.
HAY, GRAIN AND FEEp-r. j. Davis.
FURsIsHING GOODS, ETo.-Appel Schaul
Observation-Disclosures Of the Merchants Ma
tional Bank.
SUMNER SUIrs-Falk Clothing Company.
AUCTION SALE-Furniture, J. II. oppenheim
& Son.
CHRAP COLUMN ADVERTISEMENTS - Help
Wanted; Employment Wanted: For Rent; For
Sale; Lost; Personal: Miscellaneous
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-19

Hallett Alsep Borrows, the hero of the
unfought duel with j. Coleman Drayton,
and the alleged duel in Belgium with an
unknown antagonist. has cabled to friend
in New Jersey that he is likely to spend a
time in a Belgium jail. His second in the
Belgium duel, Milbank, has been fined $500
by the Belgian authorities for acting as his
second. Not having the money where With
to pay, and Mnbank being to i'll to serve his
sentence, Borrowe says he will surrender
himself In Milbank's stead. The Paris cor
respondent of the New York World, In
speaking of the affair, says: There is much
speculation as to just where in the Bslgic
code Mr.. Borrowe found the Damon and
Pythias provision which forms the basis for
his alleged intention to 20 to jail In the
place Of his sick late second, Milbank. The
presence of any such section In the code has
heretofore escaped the eagle eyes of the Bel
gian lawyers"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-19

The Illustration Of an attempted lynching
at Spartanburg, s. c., day before yesterday
was the second event of the kind that has
taken place In that town In the past few
years. On the former occasion a mob at
tackled the Jail for the purpose Of taking
prisoner out to be lynched. They met stub
born resistance from the sheriff and a
handful Of deputies. So stubborn was the
resistance. in fact, that the mob procured a
cannon and trained ii on the jail, with the
intention Of battering down the walls and
compelling surrender. Before the first shot
could be fred. however, a daring and de-
termined newspaper man forced his way
through the crowd with heavy hammer
aud an iron spike and plugged the touch
hole Of the old piece before the astonished
rioters knew what he was about. The in
cident disconnected the would-be lynchers,
and they were shortly afterward dispersed
and the prisoner saved.
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The New Republican Chairman.
From The Dhiladelphia Record CpemA

FT0m he PhiIddeIthld heooTd lDem.).
The new chairman, though he may not have
been the first choice of the administration, and
though ne has been sneered at by the old stagers
discovery in politics" has elements of
strength that are not to be deSpised. He has
the energy of youth, the western dash and
hustle, and with these qualities ne has also the
Suave address that is by no means ineffective
even in the most practical politics. But he has
heavy and unwieldy load to bear; the road
ahead of bin is in an uncommonly bad condi-
ton, and not even the "plock" system will be
likely to enable him to save the party train
from Tho PERL Of q smEshrup Of landslide =.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-19

Thomas H. Carter, successor to James S.
Clsrkson as chairman of the republican
national committee, like both Of the candi-
dates he is to boom, is an Ohio born man.
He is now credited TO Montana, though he
has only lived there since 1882. He was a
territorial delegate from Montana to the
Fifty-hrst congress, and in that capacity
strongly advocated the free coinage OF
silver.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-19
"IfI Warn EAR. :"


Brom the London Spectator.
t''Then she looked into her mirroF."]
If were fair
II had little hands, and slender feet;
II to my cheeks the color rich and sweet
Came at a word, and faded at a frown;
If had clinging curls Of burnish'd brown;
II had dreamy eyes aglow with smiles,
And graceful limbs, and pretty girlIsh wiles-
II we're fair Love would not turn aside;
Lies paths 80 narrow, would be broad and
wide.
If 1 were fart
II were fair
Perhaps like other maidens might hold
A true hearts store of tried and tested gold.
Love waits on Beauty, though sweet Love alone,
ltseems to me- for aught might we'll atone
But Beauty's charm is strong, and Love obeys
The mystic witchery or her shy WAYS
n were fair my years would seem SO few:
Life would unfold sweet pictures to my view
II were fair!
II were fair
Perhaps the baby, with a scream OF joy,
To clasp my neck would throw away its toy
And hide its dimples in my shining bar
Bewildered by the maze Of glory there!
But now-O, shadow Of young girls face
Uncolored lips that Pains cold fingers trace,
You will not blame the child whose wee hands
Not ON the blghted bud, but on the rose
So rich and fair.
IfIwsre fair,
O. Just little fair, with some soft touch
About my face to Rlorify it much!
II no one Stunned my presence or my kiss
My heart would almost break beneath its bliss
It's said each pilgrim shall attain his goal
And perfect light shall flood each blinded soul
When days flush merges into sunsets bars
And night is here. And then beyond the stars
shall be fair
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-19

Congressman Ashbel P. Fitch. who Is
talked Of as Tammany's candidate for
mayor of New York. was once republican,
but left that party because being an
honest man. he could not subscribe to its
ruinous tariff policy.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-19
OUR NEW YORK OFFICE,

MA. J. J. Finn, General Advertising Agent
OF tho MORNING NEws, office ~ FArk now
New York. AL advertising business outside oil
the states of Georgia, Florida and South Caro-
Ina will be managed BY him
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-19

Ex.Land Office Commissioner T. H
Carter, who is now chairman OF the Re-
publican party, wears "Uncle Sam" chin
whiskers and pompadour hair.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-19
CURRENT COMMENT.


Tricks Diplomatic Qualifications.
From the Louisville Courier-Journdl Ders.).
II Manager Frick says that the high tariff has
nothing to do with the bloody riots at Pitts
burg, it must be so. What cabinet officer Mr.
Frick would makel What a help, in trying
hours, he would be TO our esteemed B. H.
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The Peculiar Little vesuvius.
From the Cincinnati Enquirer CDem.

From the Cfnctnndt Enquirer CDem.l
The Vesuvius b an amusing boat. Thousands
OF thousands OF dollars have been
spent for 1t, and it has energehcally demon
strated that it can neibher fight nor swim. 1t is
now stuck in the mud of Long Island Sound,
and the rest Of the navy is irving TO save It.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-19
The Name of the Third Party


The Peoples party propose to call them
selves "Populists But why should they be
ashamed TO call themselves "PlebeianS," which
means the same thing? "Populist" rs a
neologism which they cannot populsrize while
they have "Plebeian" ready to hand.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-19
shakespeare Will Be vindicated.

From the Brooklyn Eagle CDem.h
With Ignatius Donnelly in the field as a
candidate for governor Minnesota hopes to cut
some figure In the canvass. II Donnelly's de-
feat will bring about that desirable result there
Is every likelihood Of the early vindication of
William ShakesDeare
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-19
Mai McKinlev's Destiny.

From the st. Louis Republic (Dem.).
McKinley's place IN the history will be that Of
the great American educator on the tariff Ques-
ton. If he lives only a few years longer he will
ses in himself an instrument of providence for
tina overthrow of the protective system, the
Burchard Of protection. as il were.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-19
FLAVoRING EXTRACTS.
Done His Best.

DR.. Price has done his best
to make his Delicious Flao
voring Extracts superior in
strength, freshness and fine
ness Of flavor to any flavor
ing extracts made in the
world, and ladies of the best
taste, who are now using
them, have decided that his
intentions have been success
fully carried out. Persons
who desire a delicate and
natural favor in their cakes,
buildings, or any table deli
cacy, will obtain it by using
DR.. Prices Vanilla, Lemon,
or Orange Extract. Try
them and be convinced.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-19

Gen. Field, the Peoples party candidate
for Vice President, sounded the key note of
the campaign of education" that his party
is to make this summer and fall in a speech
at Gordonsville, Va, on Thursday last.
"Read your Bibles on Sundays and the
Omaha platform all the weekr is his in
junction The reading of the Bible is all
right; nobody can do too much Of that
But to limit the masses seeking social and
political information to reading the Omaha
platform is to confine them to mental green
persimmon juice, when they need draught
that will broaden and expand their minds.
The democrats OF Chatham county should
turn out and attend the third party mass
meeting announced 10 be held at Turner
hall in this city on July q. Good work for
the party may De done on that occasion by
conversing freely aud fully with third party
sympathizers as to the effect that party's
success would have upon the Institutions of
the south. y