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The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-03
Trllfh. Mr. and Mrs OHalli

Truth: Alr. and Mrs. O'Haligan
came to blows III the open street
Their friend. Mike, who had witness
ed this and many other sharp engage
ments between them, is called upon to
testify:
Were you present at the very com
mencement of this difficulty
'.Indade I was, yer honor, two years
ago"
Two years ago"
II attinded the weddin."
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-03

When girl appears wearing some
thing her future husband gave her, all
the other girls try to kiss it. 1t is a
superstitution that if they kiss such a
present, they will have something
equally pretty given them.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-03

Skipley-See that woman talking to
Major Brassey2 She and I are en-
gagged.
Ripley-Engaged, you idiot? Why
that's your wife!
Skipley-I know it-but we are en-
gagged to be divorced.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-03

CHEERFUL PRosPECT.-A young
graduate in the law visited success
full lawyer, and asked his advice as tie
best general course to pursue in build
ing up a practice.
above ALL" said the old lawyer,
keep up your fees. Don't work cheap.
If you do, people will think you're
good for nothing"
But sir, nobody will pay my fees,
and l shall die of starvation"
'Oh, well, you must expect to die
for while-but after that you'll be all
right
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-03

REAsoNABLE.-Iti is tiresome thing
to the young, their elders must con
fess. to be told often that the last gen
Grafton read better books and knew
much more, at the same age, than the
present generation
A boy of ID, IN a public grammar
school, was reproached by his master
for his slowness.
when | was 13." said the master
Il was at least two years further ad-
yanced than you are. How do you ac-
count for that?"
I've heard my father say" replied
the boy, a little diffidently, that they
used to have great deal better teach
ers than they have nowadaysw
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-03

One of the pecularities about drink
ing is that it makes s man want to
impress women with the idea that he
is a gentleman, and to have men con
slider him a tough, when the opposite
results could be most easily attained
under the circumstances.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-03

\ military captain, DESTROYS of in
spring a soldier with patriotic senti-
ments, asked him the following ques-
ton: "What would you think if you
saw q banner waving over the field
OF battle?" Il should think the VIVID
was blowing" was The mans reply,
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-03
A REMEDY FOR THE GRIPPE
COTTGH

A remedy recommended for patients
afflicted with the grippe is Kemp's
Balsam, which is especially adapted
to diseases of the throat and lungs.
Do not wait for the first symptoms Of
the disease, but get bottle and keep
it on hand for use the moment it is
needed. If neglected the grippe has
tendency to bring on pneumonia.
All druggists sell the Balsam.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-03

Il see that O'Grogan has got him
coat OF ar-r-ms since he was ap-
pointed deputy sheriff " THE dhirty
ariStocrat, Vance he was glad
enough to so out in his shirt-sleeves
wild the rest of us
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-03

For work to be the prompter of
long and valuable life, we must know
how to perform it and within what
limits. Like everything else we must
use without abusing it
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-03

Guest-Why do you insist on pay
ment in advance? l have baggage.
Hotel clerk-If the hotel should
burn down the baggage would be de-
stroyed. We understand our business,
Sir
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-03

Sealed proposals will be received By The under
signed until Monday Oct. 2it., 1sJl, 20 =. Il.
for building sidewalk on sOata sd q "astiIr.g-
ton Park Marshall street between IN and I2t.s
streets according 10 plans and sDe Realtors on
file in my office The city r1s#I wing the -3gnt 10
reject any all bids.
Dated October 18th, 1872.
ARTHUR KEICHE.RT City Clerk.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-03
CHAMBER LAIN'S EYE AND SKIN
OINTMENT

A certain cure for Chronic Sores Eye,
letter, Salt Rheum, Scalded Head, Old
Chronic Sores, Fever Sores, Eczema,
Itch, Prairie Scratches, Sore Nipples and
Piles. 1t is cooling and soothing. Hun
dreds of cases have been cured by it after
all other treatment had failed. 1t is put
up in % and 80 cent boxes. For sale by
II. Hinrichs, Druggist.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-03

Physician (to patient)-"Your case
is very serious one, and think a
consultation had better be held"
Patient too i'll to care about any
thing)-"Very well. doctor; have as
many accomplices as you like"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-03

New York Sun: He shouldn't say
shoulder arms to those cavalrymen."
why not?"
They have nothing but swords
He ought to say shoulder blades'"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-03

Wife-You are altogether too nice
about everything
Husband I thought you liked fas-
tidious men.
Wife-I do; its the fusstidious kind
[ object to
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-03

Mrs. M.-"Bridget wants to go to
the plumbers picnic tomorrow. "
Mr.. M.-''Heavens! l thought plum
bers had one perpetual picnic!"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-03

Lucie-"Ned made a ringing
speech last night, mommer." Nom
mer-"Um--um?" Lucie-"Hes.
He asked me tc be his wife,
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-03

Nor SELF EvIDENT.-It is best not
to complain, especially not to cynical
acquaintance.
DO you know" said Mr.. Newgrad,
Il find that my college education goes
against me in my endeavors to get on
in the world?"
Very likely" said his friend, ''but
why do you tell people that you have
1t? They never would find it out if
you didn't mention it,
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-03

If the vanity of grown men did not
inspire them to invent fables about
their youthful delinquencies, youth
would not be SO much inclined to beat
the record.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-03

THE greatest worm destroyer on earth
is Dullam's Great German Worm Los.
engers, only 25 cent per box. For sale
by F. @. Buorstatte's. 27aug92
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-03

SIS there much water in the cistern
Biddy?" inquired gentleman of his
Irish servant 1T is full On the bot
tom sir, but there's none on the top"
said Biddy.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-03

There is brilliant duel scene in
the third act" said the dramatist
Take it out" commanded the new
star, ''and put in a sluggin' match"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-03

You can never get women to vote
intelligently. They are too much
afraid of doing something that some
other woman is going to do.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-03

Independence of character is all
right, but it does not always do to as
sert it in cost weather.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-03

Young Mrs. Fitts-"Are these pool
rooms some sort of bathing arrange
ment, dear?' Mr.. Fltts-"No. They
only clean a fellows pockets"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-03

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Liver Pills 40 in each package at F. G.
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The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-03

Puck: Ups on Down--How did
you like that cigar, old man?
Rowne de Bout-Fine. Who gave
it to you?
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-03

VERY MUCH SURPRISED.
l have been inflicted with neuralgia
for nearly two years, have tried ply
sicians and all known remedies, but
found no permanent relief until l
tried a bottle Of Dullman's Great Ger
man Liniment and it gave me instant
and permanent relief 25 cents per
bottle Signed A. B. SMELL.
Hamilton, Mich. April II, 1891.
For sale by f. G.. Buerstatte. a93
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-03

First publication Oct 6, 1922 No, 70
IN PROBATE-MASIT COUNTY COURT.
! In the matter of the estate of Sarah Nj
Foombs, deceased.
To all whom it may concern: Letters of adj
ministration with the will annexed on said estate
having been issued to 4. q. Nash on the Gath day
of september, a. ID. 1892, and SIX months from
and after said day being allowed and limited for
creditors to present their claims for examination
and allowance, notice is hereby given that the
undersigned will on the first Tuesdays of Deem
Der 1892 and January 1893 and March 1898 and on
the last day of the time so limited at the probate
Office in the city of Manitowoc. in said county
receive. examine and adjust all claims and de-
mands of all persons against said deceased.
Dated October ith 1872.
EMIL BAENSCH. County Judge.
Nash & Nash Attorneys. nova
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-03

"Parkers fire insurance policy Gov
cred the coal in his cellar, and the
other day just for a joke, he put in a
claim for all the coal he'd burned"
What did the company do?'
Had Parker arrested for arson"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-03

Poor men. The woman are discov-
ering that strictly vegetable diet is
the best course of treatment in the
world for the complexion, and the men
are getting no meat.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-03

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Cough Cure.at F. @. Buerstatte, Drug
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The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-03

Too many of us think that having
good time necessarily involves being
bad.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-03
VERY MUCH SURPRISED

People who talk about themselves
generally avoid talking scandal.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-03

LANES FAMILY MEDICINE Moves THE
BOWELS.
| EACH DAY. Most Pc OPLE NEED TO USE 1T
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-03

Terrible thing about poor Townley
amt it? He has had to live on water
for the last week"
Don't say SO! What's the matter?"
Just got back from abroad. Took
him seven days to cross
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-03

A man takes pride in saying he has
a mind of his own, and yet when he
has any he takes pleasure in giving
somebody piece of it.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-03

New York Weekly: She ION the
hotel verandae-You had no business
to do that.
Helm engaged to you. Why
shouldn't l kiss you.
She-But people were looking.
He-That's why 1 did it l am de :
termined that you snail at least return
my bow when we get back to the city
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-03

COUGHING LEADS TO CONSUMPTION.
kemp's Balsam viii stop the cough
at once. yr
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-03

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The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-03

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The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-03

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THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 1892
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1892-10-09

had, and also that poor people would have
to do most of the fighting and take their
pay in wooden legs, SO he had thought
seriously of seeding from the war alto
gether.
Regarding this" said he, ''as a rich
mans war and poor mans fight, have
Mexico and the home of the Montezumas.
with whom l was partially acquainted."
He then set aside couple of days for kiss
ing his children good-by, and quietly at
eventide, as the whippoorwilPs song died
away in the distance, Mr.. Overholt did the
same, and has never been seen since.
At this point is given rough drawing
of the ell-known Tidd's Neck cross-walk,
brought here from Pompeii. As the
streets are often flooded with water,
these stepping stones are of great value
in crossing the streets, while they may
be driven over in the day time quite
frequently without running across one of
the larger stones. This crosswalk has
been extensively copied by other towns in
the South, but this is the original one
from Pompeii.
After the war came a financial depres-
sion, and Tidd's Neck made few strides
for a time except to change the grade of
Box Elder street, taking OFT about two
acres of Mrs. 0verholt's lot, and also
charging her IS. IS for the benefit that it
would be to have the street run past her
house.
Mayor Edwin McGargle was then en-
powered to go on East to sell the street
improvement bonds in New York and
Boston. At least the board of aldermen
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1892-10-09
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON SUNDAY, OCTOBER

referring. to the question. A few weeks
ago . charity organization was to be
founded in Providence. spropos of which
MI: Foster presented the titles of books
Alo articles describing the experience in
otner cities in this kind of effort. He
carries this plan step farther every day
py chipping the principal items of news
rom the payers, and posting them with
nun oered references to works and articles
IN the library bearing upon them. In this
way ne does great deal toward bringing
the whole contents Of the institution into
active use, while he also promotes an in
teilgent interest in noteworthy events of
the time
Could contrast be more striking than
snat between tho characteristics of .
npfarian OF today, such az Mr.. Green or
Mr. Foster, and the librarian of a genera
ion ago3 The contrast. however, is as
mucn due to change in circumstances an
20 new blood in the profession. Within
tnlrty years not only have books increased
IN number in the lines of literature which
recreate and lift, in fiction, poetry. history.
philosophy, but books of q stamp wholly
new nave been born into the world. Since
the ante-bellum days new sciences have
Deen created, transforming the works, the
interests and the hopes of men. Thou
sands OF books have left the press within
the lie span of men still young, alive with
newly won truth and stimulating to re-
search and experiment along paths UNI
dreamt OF by the last generation. And
stu farther, the conQuests of science have
not onle broadened and deepened the
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1892-10-09
ORATORY ON TAP.
Smalley and Hahn Describe the
Spellbinder Campaign.
BIG GUNS IN PIVOTAL STATES,
Everything Managed According 60 eys-
TEN, and Doubtful Sections Get
the Best Speakers.

NEW YORK, Oct. Especial Correspond
ence. 1.-THE Republican and Democratic
national committees are keeping eagle
eyes on nine pivotal states, and Chris Ma
gee is looking after Alabama"
This was the first response at Democratic
headquarters to my inquiry as to 'where
we were at" politically. went to both
headquarters for the purpose of interview
ing the men who were deploying the forces
mot the generals who were superintend-
ing the great silent deals of the campaign,
but the men whose countenances are like
open books, and in whose offices great
maps show where the speakers of the party
are now doing the political exhorting. I
met B. B. Smalleysat Democratic quarters
just at the time when Bourke Cochran
announced himself unable to ''see"
well. Of course / could not expect Mr..
Smalley to be in the best of humors un-
der these conditions, and yet he dished
me up mass of interesting information.
He claimed everything to begin with.
from California to Maine, and from Min
nesota to the Gulf. Then he got down to
facts.
I'm my political career" said he, II
never Witnessed so splendid response to
our request for speakers who could be at
the disposal of the national committee.
There are five hundred Democratic orators
enrolled here, ready to speak wherever
they may be needed. Louisiana offered US
eleven of its best speakers, and headed by
B. +. Jonas they are doing yeoman work
right in the South. Michigan placed
twenty-five at our disposal. including that
most brilliant of orators, ex-Congressman
Tim E. Tarsney. Even Oklahoma sends
Us two. Arizona offered US eighteen men,
all of whom are now on the stump.
Delaware has sent US its Bayards, Grays
and Saulsburys, and Senator Mcpherson.
Gov. Albeit, A. L. McDermott and Judge
Lippincott head the New Jersey column
of fifty brilliant orators. Martin Magin-
mis- and ten other of Montana's strong
orators are in the service of the commit
tee. Mississippi has sent US seventeen
orators, including Senator Walthall.
Oregon has placed sixty of its best orators
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ROSAMOND c. BAILEY,
THREE soxNErs IN MExoR1Ax.

THREE soNNETs IN MEgoRIAM
Lifeiess she lies,-upon her lips the dew
OF melody still fingers, like the tide
OF old applauses, born from every side,
through
And has she gone forever from cur view,
Full-throated in her beauty arid dark-eyed,
brimming with light and laughter, like Q
bride.
Whase eager face no anguish ever knewf
Tonight she sings In other lands than ours.
10 vaster thrOngs In more ethereal bowers
e, seem; t II stu we hear her songs again.
Within the peariy windings of tsle she'll
And listening thus We all FORGET our pain.
JONES Nes0t0R Mdtthe,cs
Thou brave, good womani Loved of eyerv one.
Not only that in singing thou didst iii
Our thirsty hearts with sweetness, trill ON
Even as q wild bird singing in tle sun
Not only that IN all thy carols meme
But held some tincturing OF tears. to thrill
Our CENTER natures, and to quicken still
Our human sympathies: but thoa hast won
Our equal love and reverence. because
Thou vast ever mindful Of ting poor,
And thou vast ever faithful tG thy friepda
30, loving, serving all, thy best applause
Thy reQuiem-the vast throns at the door
OF the old church, with mnse prayers and
amens. jones y h'tcomb Riley
Dead in her bloom and beauty! Here beside
The casket with its banks OF tear-stained
The living gather where the loved reposes,
Smiling and silent are her lips! She died
With no sharp pang or anguish czueiied,
But slept and walked not--as the fair dsy
closes.
On brow and cheek where lingering life stiil
glows is
Set the Queens look Of triumph and of pride!
y fare thee we'll, thou passing spzrit,-go
ON flaming sandals to high victory
And midst the golden stars asight and dvelli
But still remember our poor life below.
As We remember-till we fotaw thee,
Farewell, . singer of sweet songs, farewell!
John Carl Eifn1th
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do q clever trick. This woman, you see,
has splendid form, and the pose is taken
simply and solely to bring out the line of
waist and hips. Without it the picture
would have been taken without an object.
and you wouldn't have looked twice ut it.
See here, the entire series of pictures is
taken to display that perfection, but you
wouldn't guess it, and that's where
my art comes in. The attitude Of this is
negligent, but have not failed to show the
characteristics of the woman. l watched
her moving about my studio and learned
that she is always dignifed. In her mo-
tions she is q queen. So / made her
nature explain itself in these quiet poses. :"
IAN actress must be much more salts
factory sitter than the society woman"
said I.
''She is, thousand times, because she is
in sympathy with you and knows you are
working out some design by which an
emotion, an idea, or a suggestion Is to be
conveyed. Lillian Russell never offered .
hint but once, and then she apologized for
interfering with my business. But the
fashionable woman knows how to manage
it, and thinks you're bound to impose on
the public by giving her what she wants
There are just q few broad principles Of
posing which every one should know. A
woman should never have full length
photograph unless her form is fine or her
attitudes are passionate, full Of life, feeling,
beauty or whatever it is that makes one
love q woman. Dress has much to do with
this incoming fashion of full-length photo
graphs, too. The bell skirt and the pretty
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cen stuck up so often that even the name

been stuck up so often that even the name
was blurred.
YES" said Mr.. Hahn, ''Gov. Mckinley
is in the midst Of the fray in every state.
He is here, there and everywhere. He is
the great card of the cam paign.
"But take look ct the assignment book.
That will show you where the orators will
OF October and those early warm days in
November"
And looked. There was ]. Sloat Fas-
sett, who for some reason or other had
comparatively few assignments in New
York. He is deputed to give Michigan
the benefit of his arguments. Senator
Frye is booked for the rest of the cam
paign in Ohio, October 10 and II; Indiana,
October II and ID; Michigan, October IA
and Is; Illinois, October II and Is; Wis
consin, October 10 and 20s Minnesota, Oc-
tober II and %; North DAKOTA, October a;
South Dakota, October 25. Iowa, October
q; Nebraska, October 2s; Kansas, Octo-
Der %, and Indiana, October 81. So the
senator will go through the West like
an oratorical frebrand. Col. James Fair
man is deputed to help Jehn Kean, jr.,. in
Connecticut, Virginia and Pennsylvania
to look after till November 8. Benjamin
Butterworth is to do his talking in Con-
necticut and New York. Congressman J.
C. Burrows will make very few speeches
in his own state, Michigan, but will con-
test every inch of soil in illinois and In
diana. John Brennan is booked for Con-
necticut and New York. Hon. L. w.
Brown begins on Ohio, sweeps through
illinois and Michigan and ends up in the
Buckeye state. M. H. Dunnell is to do
Michigan and New York Hon. Nelson
Dingley devotes himself to New York.
The brilliant Dolliver is taken from his
Western heath, and must perforce ex-