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The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-16

experience has made the natives adeut.
1t is only the Americans who go about
reeklessly ninging away shillinas.
francs and marks where only copper is
required. In Queenstown and Liver
pool, where most of the summer tour
lists land, all the hotel walters and Dor
ters arc millionaires. They retire early
to their country estates and enioy their
fortunes before they have time to grow
gray-heatcd. Nothing goes but shil-
lings with tho lately landed. By the
time he has reached Switzerland or
Italy, which is as far US he usually gets.
his rapidly shrinking purse teaches him
to DC little more circumspect. In Italy
and Switzerland and on the Rhine the
swallowtail-coated jugglers of SOUP
plates get wealthy less rapidly.
Everyone over here understands this
propensity OF American travellers to give
big fees upon first landing. Chester is
the first city in England usually visited
by the tourist, and the fees for seeing
the rather second-rate cathedral there
amount to something like three shil-
lings No other English cathedral costs
anything like SO much. The thrifty
Chester people act on the ecclesias-
tical doctrine of charging what the traf-
nc VIII bear and get big diocesan rev.
enue from the Swarms of visitors.
II don't believe there's Il soul in Eng
land who won't take a shilling, from
the queen down." said a casual ac-
quaintance to me in Liverpool once.
II wish l knew how much I ought to
give to these leechcs. If have to forl,
"a
does anything for me I'll go home dead
broke in week. I've tried giving 'em
nothing and that don't work either; if
they don't see what they want they ask
for it,"
Try pennies" said an experienced
traveller, laconically.
''Pennies?"
YES, pennies, singly or in combina-
ton; one for the chambermaid, two for
the boots, three for the waiter and so
on. That's English style"
The perpleXed one looked relieved.
$50 there's no one in England who will
refuse twopencc if he can't get shil-
ling" he asked.
"Prccisely," was the answer ION
the continent, if you go there, even
smaller fees will answer. a French
man will give his waiter ten Confines
that's two ccnts-for serving dinner in
u secondclass restaurant or four or five
cents in first-class one. Five per cent.
of the total amount OF the bill is Il good
rule to remember, unless the bill is
under two francs, which it wont be.
And give the boots half what YOU
would in America. 1t will be more than
he usually gets from the natives"
As the French do nearly everything
they undertake Il little better than any
one else, one would naturally expect
that the art of extracting fees would be
81 fine art here In Paris. 1t is. Per-
haps French waiter is the only person
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-16
sUILD1Na ASSOCIATIONS.
The Iron Belt Building and Loan
Association
OF ROANOKE, VIRGINIA.
AUTHORIZED CAPITAL, ssS, 900. 1000.
OFFICERS:

PREsIDENr-GEN. FITZHUGH LEE,
Ex-Governor of Virginia.
1sT VICE-PREsIDENT - PEYTON L.
TERRY, President Roanoke Trust,
Loan and Safe Deposit Co.
I'D VICE PREsIDENT-S. w. JAMESON,
Secretary and treasurer Roanoke
Trust, Loan and Safe Deposit Co.
SECRETARY-JOHN OFT, late Cashier
City Bank Of Richmond.
TREAsURER-J. G. DAVENPORT, Cash
Ter Commercial National Bank, Roa-
noke, Va.
GENERAL COUNsEL-Hon. G. A. Nc
HUGH, Counsellor-at-Law, late OF
Charleston, S. G.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-16
TAKING THE Tip,
Gfete Europe and It's Out
stretched Palm.
Tho reer md tho reed-"Thanls You, at
-Four Prices Fleeing Amerlcans-Tee-
Ing AS Elmo Arr-Oueenstown
and Livcrpaol NIillionaires.
[copYR1onr, 1921

Eifetc Europe's extended palm is
what most interests and amazes an
American abroad. TO the tip, as it is
taken in Paris, he can find no parallel
mt home. It's an institution which com
pels study; and tuition rates are high.
America would have to change good
deal to conform to European customs in
this particular.
Imagine a Denver banker poclketing
fee for waiting upon customer!
Imagine the sexton of John Halls
church smuggling stranger into u
choice pew for three pence!
Imagine the station master in big
American town gratefully accepting
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-16
RAILROADS
N : : !: w kgrfoIksWesternRR,

.
SCHEDULE IN EFFECT DECEMBER 6. 1881.
wEsTDoUND, LEAVE ROANOKE DAILY.
92o .; m. for Kadford, Pulaski, Bristol: nleo for
Ibuene,id, Pocahontas, Elkhorn, Cllnch VAL
icy division and Louisville via Norton.
ruiiman sieepcrs to Memphis and Now or
leans and to Louisville via Norton " Va
1880 a. m. for Radfordand intermedietc station,
No connection beyond @sAo"s'
olo p. m Tor Radford, Pulaski, Bristol. Con.
nccts ut hadford for Dlucleld and Poea.
E G3ntas; Pullman slcepcrs to Memphis via
NORTH AND EAsTBoUED, LEAVE RoASoKr nAnv
I:Uo a. M. for SHENANDOAH; no connection boyond'
l2;'9 p. m; for Hagorstown. Pullman eieepers To-
New York via Harrisburg and PhiladcIphia
ll:l5 p N; for Hagorstown. Pullman sleopers IN
MasninSton via Shenandoah Junction and IN
New York via Harrisburg. A W
6:3u a. m for Petersburg and Richmond
i2'ao p H. daily for Richmond and Norfolk PM
man parlor car to Norfolk.
5;o5 p. m for Lynchburg; no connection beyond.
ll:l5 p. m. Tor Richmond and Norfolk Puilman
sleeper to Norfolk and Lynchburp to Rich
mond W Null
Clinch Valley Diyision-Leaves BIucacld daily
I:oO a. m: for Norton, and 2:O5 D. M for Nor
ton, Louisville and points on L. Il N. II. r.
via Norton. " 49, a.
North Carolina Divsion-Lcavc Pulaski, da,lv
1:OO u. m. for lvanhoe and 1880 D. M for Ivan.
noe ana GossGn and $40 ". m (cxccpt SIM
day. for Betty Baker.
For oil additional information apply at ticket
oflco or to w n EEVTII 0s
General Passenger Agent. Roanoke, Va.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-16
"A ,IGersnon of onlnlnn.

Aunt Ella--So you don't feel well.
Hal? You ate too much of that pud-
ding ut dinner.
IIarry-No, anrtie; it's thinking Of
what didn't eat that makes me feel
bad.--IIarper's Young People.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-16

GENERAL TRUsTEE-HoN. HENRY S.
TROUT, President First National
Bank, Roanoke, Va.
DESIGNATED DEPOSITORY - Roanoke
Trust, Loan and Safe Deposit Company.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-16
Whom she Was Pleased.

He-Ah! l fear you do not care for
me so much when am away from you.
She-No-no-no no you wrong
me. That is when care for you the
nost--Jury.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-16

Farncr-Wcll, here's the bank book.
Tell EN- to help 'cmselves. I'm busy
to-day.-Puck.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-16
So Considerato.

Farmers Daughtcr-Pa, there's a
couple of bunco men in the front par.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-16

TlIE EAST TENNESSEE, VIRGINIA AND
5 II GEOhGia HALLWAY SYSTEM, PASSEN-
GER DEPARTMENT. KNOXVILLE, TENN Dee.
5tn, 1871.
TIME GARD ~ EFFECT DEC. GTu, 1891
SOtTIIBOUND
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-16

living who can say "Thanll you" at four
prices. This is the way he does it.:
For 10 cents: "Je vous remerci, mon
sieur," with reverential shake of the
Los Angeles herald., 1892-11-17
THE DEACON CASE.
ARGUMENTS FOR THE CUSTODY OF
THE CHILDREN.
A Case in Which There Is Very Much
More Domestic Nastiness Than
Points of Law to Be
Determined.

PARIS, Nov. 16.-The appeal Of Mrs.
Deacon from the decision of the Tri-
bunal of the Seine, declaring she had no
right to apply for divorce from her
husband and awarding the custody OF
the children to Deacon, came up today
il the first chamber Of the court Of ap-
peals. Deacon was present, but his wife
was not.
Barboux, for Mrs. Deacon, charged
that Deacon was a man OF violent tenn
per and neglected his wife. He declared
that for two years Deacon studiously ig-
nored his wife's liason with Abeille.
He refused to apply for divorce, be-
cause Mrs. Deacon paid the household
expenses. On the night Deacon killed
Abeille there had been no criminal in
tercourse between the latter and Mrs.
Deacon. Deacon had consented
that Mrs. Deacon should have
two children. Deacon's present de-
msnd for the daughter was due
simply to desire for vengeance and
hatred of his wife. Barboux claimed
that Mrs. Deacon WAS justified in &C.
questrating her children until the ap-
peal should be decided. She had taken
the girl from a convent to prevent the
husband from sending her to America.
Continuing, Barboux declared the atti-
tude of Mrs. Deacon after the tragedy
was comparable with Mary Magdalene,
who supplicated for sympathy. He
asked the court to place the child in the
convent and allow Mra. Deacon to visit
her weekly.
When Barboux concluded, Clunal,
who appeared for Deacon, traced the
history of Mrs. Deacon's Iiason with
Abeille from the beginning to the time
Abeille was shot by Deacon. He denied
that Mr.. Deacon misused his wife, and
said the statements that he was man
of violent temper were untrue. Mrs.
Deacon was woman OF pleasure. Her
intrigue with Abeille was not sudden
weakness. Five weeks after confne-
ment Abeille was found with her. Mrs.
Deacon admitted this. When che left
Paris for Cannes she stopped at
the Hotel Noailles in Marseilles,
and there Abeille joined her,
under an assumed name. Mrs.
Deacon used the child to screen her adul-
terry. Clunal concluded his speech by
declaring that woman who behaved as
Mrs. Deacon had was not fit to have the
custody of child. The court then ad-
journed.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-11-17
LONDON NEWS.
Recommsnd ations of the Imperial Fed
| eratfon-Othor Notes.

Recommendations of the Imperial Fed
eration-Other Notes.
LONDON, Nov. 16.-The council OF the
Imperial federation today approved the
report of the committee which proposes
the creation of federal council in which
shall sit representatives of Canada,
Australasia and South Africa, to-
gether with the British prime
minister, chancellor of the exchequer,
minister OF foreign affairs, minister OF
the colonies, minister of war, first lord
of the admiralty and the secretary OF
state for India. The council shall fix the
contributions each part OF the empire
shall pay toward the common defence.
The report declared that the essential
principle of the federation is that the
voice of the empire in dealing with for
eipn powers should be the united voice
of ali the autonomous parts OF the en-
pire.
Lord Roseberry, foreign minister, un-
yelled in the crypt OF st. Paul's church
today a bust of the late Sir John Mac
donald, prime minister OF Canada.
Rothschilds will send another 81 ,0OO,-
600 in gold to Russia next week. Hall
OF it has already been purchased. 1t is
expected the remainder will be secured
without having recourse to the Bank OF
England.
Francois, a French anarchist, wanted
in Paris on the charge of causing the
explosion in the restaurant of M. Very,
was turned over to the French officers
TODAY.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-11-17

Impaired Digestion repaired by BEEcHAMs
Pills
Los Angeles herald., 1892-11-17
A RUSSIAN NOBLEMAN
Claims He Was UDjustIy Arrested in
San Francisco.

SAN Francisco. Nov. 16 -Nlademir
Nicholas Rumin, who claims to be a
Russian nobleman and chief Of the Rus
sian prisons of Siberia, is in custody at
the city prison. ch arged with iutemper-
auce and disorderly con duct. According
to his story as told by friends
who visited him at the prison,
Rumin's attention was attracted to the
prisoners at the city hall and he pro.
ceeded to examine their quarters, to
which the turnkey objected and ordered
him away. Rumin, not understanding
English, did not comply with the turn
keys request, and he was accordingly
hustled into the Jail after desperate
resistance, and was strapped to cot in
the prison hospital. Rumin declares
that he will report the affair to his gov
ernment.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-11-17
Anent the Seal Disputa.

VICTORIA, 3. c., Nov. 16.-Major Sher-
wood of the dominion police has re-
turned from the north and west coasts
with, it is said, conclusive proof that
Major Williams, special officer of the
United States treasury department, in
fuenced the Indians to make statements
supporting American pretensions regard
ing zeal fisheries.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-11-17
Billiard Balls Stolen.

CHICAGO, Nov. 49, William Anderson
was arrested today while trying to sell
for So a set of l6 ivory billiard balls,
worth $500. This arrest brought out the
story for the fret time that Saturday
night the store of the G. G. Akam Man
ufac uring company was robbed of be-
tween $50 and 200 sets, worth in the
aggregate the large sum of $4,000.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-11-17

In recent letter to the manufactur.
ere, Mr.. A. W. Baldridge, Millersville
ILL.,, says: "Chamberlain's Cough Rem.
edy gives the best satisfaction of any
cough medicine 1 handle, and as a
seller, leads all other preparations in
this market. 1 recommend it because it
is the best medicine ever handled for
coughs, colds and Group" For sale by
G. F. Heinzeman, druggist, 222 North
Main street,
Los Angeles herald., 1892-11-17
CHIROPODISTH

MISS G. STAPFER, PROFESSIONAL CHI
wi ropodist. 211 West First street, opposite
Nadeau hotel, rooms and q. 10 % I'm
Los Angeles herald., 1892-11-17
nAndrHR.

This annoying scalp trouble, which
gives the hair an untidy appearance. ia
cared by skookum root hsir grower,
All 0rl gQiats.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-11-17
OCULIsTs AND AURISTS.


nR. NJ. s. JONES, OCULIsT AND S%@s
~ aurist, northeast corner First and EEGS%,
Spring streets. 10-173m '~@1
Los Angeles herald., 1892-11-17
A F. kLOpkK, HOUSE MOVER. OFFICE
~ 10 Center Place. 9-S tt
HOMEOPATHIC PHYSICIANS.


c, III. BOYNTON. NJ. D.. DISEASES Ol
=. children. Office and residence, S35
olive st. Office hours, 10 to II a, M: to
. m. Telephone S74. 1O9 u
Los Angeles herald., 1892-11-17

Objections having been made in come
quarters to the landing of troops twice
and sometimes three times week from
the United States steamships Boston
and Alliance, Captain Wiitse of the
Boston has publicly announced that in
future marines of men-ol-war will be
landed but once week, and then in one
CQmnRnY.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-11-17

Ring up telephone 46S for John Wieland and
Fredericksburg bottled beer.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-11-17

Buggy robes horse blankets at Foys old re-
liable saddlery house, 3l5 N. Los Angeles st.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-06-02
THE cglssRATIoN.
City TO be canvassed BY the
Finance Committee.

The fipanoe committee of the Decen-
NAL celebration. met yesterday at II
o'clock at the Commercial club. and di-
vided the city into districts to be can
vassed by sub mittees, which were
appointed by the finance commit
tee. The committe will at once pro-
coed to thoroughly canvass the
town, and in few days list of the sub
scribers will be published.
The committee Of engineersa nd archi-
tects met last evening at o'clock, and
have arranged to represent their profes.
sion with several appropriate floats in
the procession. rhs committee on
amusements is discussing the plan to
have two or three floats Of calithum-
plans in the rear of the parade.
w. s. Pole, chairman of the military
committee. received u letter yesterday
from Col. Mutton, OF the Second Virginia
Regiment, enc osing q plat by which
tents will be erected on the property Of
the Pleasant Valley Land Company.
The teffes will reach here about.June 10.
The bicycle clubs of Richmond, Nor
folk, Petersburg and two or three other
anxious to attend t1e celebration, and
will do so II arrangements can be made
with the railroad company to carry the
wheels as personal. baggage.
The advertising committee Of the
decennial celebration is preparing a
large number of attractive slips calling
attention to the various features of the
celebration, and will distribute them
among the business men of Roanoke,
and it is especially desired that ono or
more of the slips be enclosed in letters
going out of town. In this way large
number of persons will be advised of
the celebration who can not BIO reached
in any other way. Should any one be
missed in the distribution, they will be
supplied Immediately upon application
to the chairman of the advertising com
mittee, Ed. l.. Stone.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-06-02
wonders OF an Egg.

How many people who are fond Of
eggs and eat them daily ever stop to
think what wonderful thing an egg
is! It's one of the greatest wonders of
nature. What part of the egg is the
animal? The clear white part? No.
The yolll? No, that is merely food.
Break raw egg, and beside the white
and the yolls what do you find? On the
membrane which covers the yoll< you
will see a little whitish circle. That Is
the animal. When nature brings the
young animal at an carly period into
the outer air or water It provides it
with means to live. A young alligator,
no larger than tiny lizard, takes to
the water the moment it creeps out OF
the shell, and begins to devour what II
can. 1t needs NO protector.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-06-02
The object of the sxstem.

The customer who had brought some
damaged goods back to exchange them
and had patiently accompanied the cash
girl for fifteen minutes from one official
to another in pursuance of the regular
routine leaned against the counter to
rest himself.
Your plan of making exchanges" he
said, lis really discouraging.
YES" cordially replied the young
woman Mt the desk, filing out blank
nccessitating trip to another official
two floors above; that's what it's for II
Chicago Tribune.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-06-02
In Need of Attention.

7 hat portion of Fifth avenue, between
Third and Fourth streets S. W., is i'm
passaoie in rainy weather. The dirt re-
moved from streets being prepared for
macadam is carted to this thoroughfare
and dumped. Careless drivers have
damaged the shade trees and the dirt is
scattered so nnevenly on the sidewalks
and in the street, as to make walking
or driving positively disagreeable.
Rocks of various sizes are scattered
about on the former and the cutters
about filled up so as to collect water.
The board walks on the south side were
torn up and then tossed back and are
now almost impossible and quite dan
gerous to pedestrians.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-06-02
Deserving Praise.

WE desire to say to our citizens that
for years we have been selling DR..
Kings Now Discovery for Consumption,
DR.. Kings New Life Pills, Bucklen's
Arnica Salve and Electric Bitters, and
have never handled remedies that sell
as well, or that have given such uni
versal satisfaction. We do not hesitate
to guarantee them every time, and we
stand ready to refund the purchase
price If satisfactory results do not fol-
low their use. These remedies have
won their great popularity purely on
their merits. Christian & Barbee. Drug
gists.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-06-02
A Million Friends.

A FRIEND In need is a friend indeed,
and not less than one million people
have found just such q friend in DR..
Kings New Discovery for Consumption,
Coughs and Colds. If you have never
used this Great Cough Medicine, one
trial will convince you that 1t has won
derful curative powers in all diseases
of Throat, Chest and Lungs. Each bot
tie is guaranteed to do all that is claimed
or'money will be refunded. Trial bot
ties free at Christian & Barbee's drug
store. Large bottles soc. and 81.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-06-02
A Beautiful Sign

Will A. Carr, the sign writer, acquit.
ted himself with conspicuous credit
when he painted the sign on the Henry
street side Of Goetz' shoe store, at No.
l0l Salem avenue, on the upper right
hand corner. There are sevaral daisies
that look as natural as the product of
some OF the old fields around Roanoke.
On the lower right hand corner, and be-
low tho word "shoes," there is land
scape scene that is not only beautiful,
but remarkably we'll executed. This
sign was admired by hundreds of Pc
destrains on Salem avenue Yesterday.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-06-02
From tho French.

In drawing-room n mature though
well-preserved lady is relating sad
tale.
Cant you form any idea of my
frightfnl situation? My husband gone
to America and left five years without
any news from him."
Horrible, indeed" groaned the
chorus
Then think" adds the narrator, 81
could not get married again for want Of
certificate of his decease."
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-06-02
what IL win DO:

CURE indigestion, dyspepsia, debility, weakness.
title. 1t will give strength to the system, and
build up all waste from disease. We alludc to
that great system and nerve strengthened, Dr.
David's Cherry and Iron Tonic Bttcrs. This is
most pleasant, harmless, mild and cflicacous
Don't injurc yourself by taxing. prescriptions OF
Cherry and I'on Tonic Bittcrs is 81 per bottle,
six bottles for So, at Massic ~ Martins, Roanoke,
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-06-02
No Health with Impure Blood

DIR. .DAyiD's Iodo-fcrratcd Sarsapnrilla cures
syphilis scrofula cancer, goitrc, and all blood and
skin diseases. III you suffer with any OF the above
symptoms and will he cured without cndangcring
any other healthy portion OF your system, take
Dr. David's lodo-fcrrntcd Sarsnparilln, the great
est blood purifier. not only of the nineteenth cen
II hut gctit Mt once. Price 81 per bottle six bot
ties for 81, ut Mnssic ~ Martins, Roanoke Va
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-06-02
Bucklen's arnica salve.

THE best salve in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum
Fever Sores, letter, Chapped Hands,
Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Erup-
tons, and positively cures Piles or no
pay required. 1t is guaranteed to give
perfect satisfaction or money refunded.
Price IS cents per box. o For sale by
Christian & Barbee
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-06-02
FOR SALE.
The Best Bargains in Roanoke

Coed Groom house, lot 4Oxl3O
feet, convenient for railroad
men, $1,000; 500 cash, balance
S23 per month.
Corner lot, 5Ox1a0 feet, in the
West End; the cheapest lot in
town.
Lot 50xl00 feet, on boulevard,
near the West End works, $500;
one-third cash, balance one and
two years.
House. o rooms, bath room
and all improvements, lot 5Ixl5O
feet, in the suburbs of the town,
$4,000; 5000 cash, balance easy
payments.
Lots for railroad men, 5Ox13O
feet each, $500; one-tnird cash,
balance one and two years.
100x150 feet on Patterson ave.
nue.. $4,000; $1,000 cash, balance
good time.
Mountain street lots, 45x15O
feet, $4,000 each.
Splendid 3-story brick build.
ing on Salem avenue, at figures
that make it fine investment.
House on West Campbell ST..
rooms, $4,000; $3.50 cash, bal
ance SEQ per month.
Lot 50x150 feet, on Ninth ave.
nue. 8. W., 5000; cheap.
House with all improvements,
near Machine Shops, So, 500; easy
payments.
We want everybody who has
a house or lot for sale in any
part OF the city to list it with us.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-06-02
Modern Finance,

Brolscr-What do risk. my dear
Only the two hundred thousand dollars
of my customers, because have not q
cent myself.
Wife-In your place, would rather
keep the two hundred Thousand dollars.
We cannot afford to run any risk
uarper's Bazaar.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-06-02
Hobbie NInsic Comnanu

15s SALEM AVENUE, have greatly in.
creased their floor space by occupying
the entire building, 1877 Salem avenue,
and part OF the next, also one floor OF
the Terry building on Front street.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-06-02
Knowing and Thinkinr.

Mammalian you pass me the cake,
dear?
Little Dear finks you's had all at
is good for you.
Mamma-How do you know?
Little Dear-I don't know, only
fink, like you do when wants fings.-
Good News.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-06-02
Questionable Authority.

School-Teachcr-Bobby, do yon know
what Chicago is noted for?
Bobby-ics, ma'am; it's the biggest
city in the world.
School-Teachcr Oh! guess not,
Bobby. Who told you that?
Bobby-My Uncle Charlie, and guess
he ought to know. He lives there
Judge.