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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-03
HE HAD GOOD LUCK.
Think of What Might Have Happened
if Things Had Been Otherwise.


A man with a long pennyroyal beard was
seen to cross Washington street yesterday
morning and creep under little ladder
that rested against a lamppost.
Being asked whyhe did, he replied: "Just
to show superstitious people the fallacy Of
their beliefs, | always open my umbrella
before going out and never look at the
moon over my right shoulder. | have
broken every looking glass in my house
belong to the Thirteen club and make my
wife drop her dishcloth every time she
cleans up the table crockery,"
Are you lucky man?'
81 get few caraway seeds in my beard
once in awhile, but upon the whole have
little to complain of"
What's the matter with your foot? You
appear to be lame"
Il knocked my big toe nail off the Other
day while chopping kindling wood. But
was lucky in not cutting off~ny whole
foot. DON'T you think so?"
Il see you have two fingers gone from
your left hand"
Eyes; got them too near buzz saw
about ten years ago, but | was mighty
lucky in saving my arm. The saw was
taken off my arm as easily as it took of
my fingers"
you wear glasses; are your eyes weakF
'They are trifle lame, yes. had prob
ably the best pair of eyes in all Coos coun
ty when young man, but unfortunately
one day was fooling with a powder flask
and the darned thing blew up, But by a
stroke of good luck l saved my eyesight
though somewhat impaired"
II notice bend in your back Were you
born sof"
Not by any means. A few years ago
was as straight as an iron column but one
day attempted to get aboard of train
that had started, missed my footing and
fell between the cars and the depot plat.
form. My back got terrible wrench and
at one time it was believed that was in.
jured for life | came out of it pretty well
however, and every day thank my lucky
stars that did not go under the wheels"
How came that nick in your left carr"
"a big bulldog chewed that out when
was only thirteen years old. twas pretty
bad affair, but Pm tarnation glad didn't
die from hydrophobia, and the lucky man
continued his walk up the street.-Boston
Herald.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-03
Guaranteed Cure.

We authorize our advertised druggist to
sell Dr.. Kings New Discovery for Con-
sumption, Coughs and Colds, upon this
condition. II you are afflicted with a
Cough, Cold or any Lung, Throat or
Chest trouble, and will use this remedy
as directed, giving it fair trial, and ex-
perience no benefit, you may return the
bottle and have your money refunded.
We could not make this offer did we not
know that Dr. Kings New Discovery
could be relied on. 1t never disappoints.
Trial bottle free at G. M. Creamer's drug
store. Large size so cts. and $1.0O.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-03

These words are very familiar to our
readers, as not day passes without the
report of the sudden death of some promi-
nent citizen. The explanation is Heart
Disease" Therefore beware if you have
any of the following symptoms Short
Breath, Pain in Side, Smothering Spells,
Swollen Ankles, Asthmatic Breathing,
Weak and Hungry Spells, Tenderness in
Shoulder or Arm, Fluttering of Heart or
Irregular Pulse. These symptoms mean
heart disease. The most reliable remedy
is DR.. Miles New Heart Cure, which has
saved thousands of lives. Book of testi-
monials free at A. G. Ireland's, who also
sells the New Heart Cure.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-03
Herald.

Dashaway-I have been up in the coun-
try two or three times the last six months
to see a girl, and now every one is talking
about it. They say we are engaged. Old
man, III tell you honestly, it worries me.
Cleverton-Pshaw, you know how peo-
pie talk wouldn't worry over a thing
like that. Why, there isn't any truth in
it, is there?
Dashaway-No. That's what worries
me.--New York Sun.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-03
Notice of Publication.
Homestead No. 2q25.


LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. M,
April ], 1925
Notice is hereby given that the following
nan. ed settler has filed notice of his inten-
ton to make final proof in support Of
his claim and that said proof will be made
before register and receiver at Santa Fe,
N. NJ; on May %, 1892, viz: Bartolo
Valdez for the Sc d NV sw ne d
NV d Sc a ne d sw d sec. IS, tp 81
n,r6e.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon, and
cultivation of, said land, viz:
Teodoro Monies Vigil, Espanola, N.
M. Juan Cordova, Chamita, n. NJ; Qua
dalupe Lucero, Espanola, N. M; Epi-
MEMO L Vigil, Chamita, N. M.
A. L. MORRISON,
Register.
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Notice for Publication,
Homestead No. $685.
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA EE. NJ M

LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. NJ,
April %, 1925
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing-named settler has filed notice OF his
Intention to make final proof in support
bf his claim, and that said proof will he
made before register and receiver at
Santa Fe, N. NJ, OF June 6, 1892, viz:
Candida Montoya for the sw ID, sec. Is,
tip. 16 n, 10e.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon, and
cultivation of, said land, viz:
Jose de Ia Cruz Garcia, Alexandra Abey-
tia, Antonio LuCero and Jesus Ortiz y
|Moya, all of Santa Fe, N. M.
A. L. MORRISON, Register.
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Happy Ho0siers.

VIM. Timmons, postmaster of Idaville,
Ind, writes: Electric Bitters has done
more for me than all other medicines
combined, for that bad feeling arising from
Kidney and Liver trouble" John Leslie
farmer and stockman, of same place,
says: Find Electric b1tters to be the
best Kidney and Liver medicine, made
me feel like a new man." j. W.. Gard.
ner, hardware merchant, same town,
says: Electric Bitters is Just the thing
for man who is all run down and don't
care whether he lives or dies he found
new strength, good appetite and felt just
like he had new lease on life. Only so
cts. bottle, at Q. M. Creamer's drug
store.
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Miles Nerve q Liver Pills.

Act on new principle-regulating the
liver, stomach and bowels through the
nerves. A new discovery. DR.. Miles
Pills speedily cure biliousness, bad taste,
torpid liver, piles, constipation. I'm
equalled for men, women, children.
Smallest, mildest, surestl 80 doses, rs cts.
Samples Free at A. @. Ireland's.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-03
FiOOred by a Technicality.

Scrimptt ito rich dstiller's daughter T.
"Miss Wryo-Hebe What can | do to
prove my love?
Miss Wrye-"I appreciate the spirit of
your offer, Mr.. scrmpltt, but your poverty
am afraid, renders your love spirit
above proof, as papa would say"
Truth
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Theories of Her Origin.
NEUROLOGICAL

aheoEIeS VI HheE
NEUROLOGICAL.
One day when Jove had richly dined
And OF the nectar deeply swilled,
A love for gods and human kind
The cloud compeller's bosom filled.
He babe great Neptune bring to him
The treasured oceans richest pearl
And from gem without flaw
He shaped the peerless summer girl.
THE NATURAL.
Like other blossoms of the spring
The exquisite enchantress grows,
With violet eyes lily form,
And in each cheek blushing rose.
But she is not a garden flower,
Nor in the dollhouse blossoms she,
But blooms like wild flowers wooed by
winds
Down by the happy summer sea.
THE ARTIFICIAL.
The wits and poets weary grow
OF old time forms OF loveliness
By Heicon in council met
Their lamentations to express.
They mingled then their brightest dreams
With Iris and with honey dew
And, 10 the summer girl was born
Whose path they now with roses strew
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-03
Satisfied with His Work.

Mrs Rounder--My dear, you left the
latchkey in the keyhole when you came in
last night.
Mr.. Rounder-Well, if you had as much
trouble getting it into the keyhole as had
you'd feel disposed to leave it there too. -
New York Sun
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-03

The best Salve III the world for cuts,
cruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblains
orns, and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required. 1t
) guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction,
)r money refunded. Price rs cents per
,ox. For sal g at G. M. Creamer's.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-03

He-Do you think your father is oppo-
sed to our union?
She-I fear 80. He told me when l met
you that he had selected you for my hus-
band, Judge.
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The PcriIS of the Deep.

Beated passenger-Oh, captain, | vas
so afraid that l should miss the steamer |
hardly took time to swallow my lunch.
Gruff captain-Well, never mind, it
will be all the same in an hours time
Kings Jester.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-03

Among the more important public insti
tutions located here, in spacious and attrac
tive modern buildings, are the U. s. court
and federal Office building, the territorial
capitol, st. Vincent's sanitarium, territorial
penitentary, New Mexico orphans training
school, st. Vincent's charity hospital, U. s
government Indian school, Ramona memo.
rial institute for Indian girls, st. Catherine
Indian boys training school, Fort Marcy
barracks, St. MichaePs college, Loretto acad.
envy, Presbyterian home missions industrial
school for girls, New Mexico deaf and dumb
institute, New West academy, Catholic
cathedral and four parish churches, Epis
copa, Presbyterian, Methodist and Con.
gregational churches, the governors palace
the archepiscopal residence of Archbishop
B. Salpointe and Bishop P. L. Chapelle
and many others, including first.class hote
accommodations, and several sanitary in
situations for the benefit of health seekers.
RESOURCES.
Santa Fe county has an area of 1,498,00C
acres and a population of 16,010. The prin.
cipal occupations are mining, sheep and cat.
tie raising, truck farming and fruit growing
The valley soils are especially adapted to
horticulture and there is at hand a never
failing market in the mining camps.
In the southern portion of the county
mining forms the principal industry, the
large deposits of coal, lead, silver, iron, cop.
per and gold, in veins as we'll as in the form
of placer gold, at Cerrillos, New Placers
(Dolores), Golden and San Pedro being Just.
ly noted for their richness.
THE WORLDS sANITARIUM.
But it is to Santa FEES superior climatic
advantages, and its fame as natures most
potent healing power as cure for consump-
ton and other pulmonary disease that Santa
Fe bases its great future upon. The highest
American medical authorities concede the
superior advantages of the city's location.
The requisites of climate curative OF
consumption, are, according to the best
medical testimony, altitude, dryness, equa-
bilty of temperature, light and sunshine,
and porous soil. Moreover, if possible,
these must be sought in localities interesting
and attractive, where variety and occara.
lion lay be had, and the social advantages
are good.
An eminent German authority says: "The
altitude most favorable to the human organ
ism is about 1900 METERS" somewhat more
'hsn $500 feet
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KiSIn

Cobwigger-Did you ever hear what be-
came of that baby who fell out of the
fourth story window and escaped unhurt'
Merritt--Yes. When he grew up he fed
off a chair and broke his neck. Epoch
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-03

Anxious Husband-Your mistress looks
i'll and tired, Mary. l never saw her look
so before. Surely there is nothing the mat
ter with her health?
Lady's Maid [cheerfuilyl-Oh no, sir.
She's all right. She has been to sym
phony concert this afternoon, you know.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-03
Too Suggestive.

T. Cascaknow jerks Ito his new valet
-"And what is your name, my good
man."
The valet-"Bill, sir"
T. G. J.-Well, you had better not
come. With such name should prob
ably forget to pay YOU"
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Crushed with sorrow.

appie-When I die do you suppose
they will put the flags at half mast?
Frappe--I don't belve they will have
the heart to put them up at all.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-03

To prevent fevers, keep the liver active
and bowels regular with Simmons Liver
Regulator,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-03

Simmons Liver Regulator is Invaluable
in the nursery. 1t is gentle laxative,
and harmless.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-03

Toinsure hearty appetite and increased
digestion take Simmons Liver Regulator.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-03

A social lion, is he? Is he manly
man?
Why; no. l told you he was society
favorite, didn't l.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-03

Comdg. regt. & post
X. S.Columb's Bks. Ohio
ID. ). coindg. san Diego
Bks.
Post adjt. treas. R, 0. &
A. >. o.
4. A. Q, M, A. G. s.,
A. o. o. Il A. X. o.
| On leave Oct. 80, 8 mos.
On leave Oct, 1, 4, mos.
D. S. College duty AL.
lance, Ohio.
D s, Columbus Bks,
Oiio.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-03

The annual monthly values will show the
distribution of temperature through the
year.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-03

A certain cure for malarial fevers is
found in Simmons Liver Regulator.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-03
CITY OF SANTA FE.

The city lies in a charming nook on the
west side of the Santa Fe range and is shell
tered from the northern winds by spur of
low hills which extend from the mountains
west as far as the Rio Grande. 1t lies in the
center of the valley at the mouth of a pictur-
esque canon, the chief entrance to the Pecos
National Park, and through which runs the
Rio Santa Fe, beautiful mountain stream,
having its rise in the Santa Fe range of
mountains. Its elevation is 6,s6S feet. Its
populatinn is 1850. 1t las good schools and
churches. There 10 an excellent system of
water works. The city is lighted with gas
and electricity. 1t has more points of his
toric interest than any other place on the
North American continent. Land may be
purchased at prices to snit the rich or the
poor. Five acres in Santa Fe or vicinity
will produce more than can be produced
anywhere else in the world Our markets
are close at hand and we can successfully
compete with any other locality. Since the
first fruit tree was planted in the Santa Fe
valley there has been but one failure in the
fruit crop: What place, what country can
approach this record2
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-03
ROSWELL DISTRICT.
EDUCATIONAL

TERRITORIAL BOARD OF EDUCATION,
Governor Il Bradford Prince, Prof. Hiram
Hadley, Elias S. Slower, Amado Chaves
Prof. P. J. Schneider
Supt. OF Redistribution. .. Amado Chayes
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THE

ountans Mineral Fruitful
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HISTORICAL

bahla re, The city Of the Holy Faith Of st.
Francis is the capital of New Mexico, trade
center, sanitarium and Archepiscopal see.
An Indian Pueblo had existed on the site pre-
yious to the 18th century. Its name was
O-ga-p'ho-ge, but it was abandoned
before Coronado's time. The Spanish town
Of Santa Fe was founded in 1905, it is there
fore the second oldest European settlement
still extant in the United States. In 1904
came the first venturesonle American trader
the forerunner of the great line of mcr-
chants who have made tratfi C over the Santa
Fe trail, worldwide in its celebrity.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-09
MOTIFS ABOFT THE HORSES.

A hor.cman who loves his horses and -plscs n man
who T. f,rcous abuse and ,orture eoo1 race
horse iold group Of hoFscmcn IN IN" ~ James io'i
last nirht how the colt Bll.tcn acted n, the post.
lie - owned by Nlrsniln. who races him every day
phcn tn Vrocramme contains race ia which h. l.
eligible to start lie u gan" colt ana tri"s his
best M post he drops his head between his for'
legs snd rcn.~s moyo lie looks Iafod and does
a.. n, can - tell his cruel owner and trainer that they
s-e asking too Of hin, but horcs ore ut tho
winter tracks, that H. horses tha, entered IA the
races he poor animal i compelled T. sf'rt When
he DOS stlrt. however. be never Mnchcs, but uies
To The last ounce aud wins many nces.
Teany starts fct Kentucky noyt week. The famous
".vavbach" T. eagerly sought for by nrc'dors many Of
whom consider him good an horse that has m Il
since Hncoo, tine with the single "S'optloi o. SaNaio'
William inkclnd il no: an enihns~tc man, hut "h'h
he TALK about "od Tea" he called the crratc son of
ps,on a'or he warns up and say nony good
thing. aiou, him. "Ie should have been one Of the
greatest rocehorrc, that ever started Lakcland says
lGe had lung FEVER March when thrc'y carod and
was raced IN May before he had fully recovered his
.treng,h In some his thr"-ycarod he re-
ccly,t unmrrelfu punishment and he game as
notblc h. resented Il and would not Try he had been
beaten ~ much whc. be- was doing his best As hs SICK
nc,s March and thr hors wa not Mt % r'ce
he c,nclud d That DE would do hc lkci ~ out irving
Mr. Lakeland bought him wedding ont sale Of the pwy
cr Stable tndcr his treatment the horse improved greatly
many good races hut hr fat" w'rr against him
Hamilton thrown In collision In race ~ M'irN
Of the qu.rs timed in - seconds md tn" last mile
wa run IA on extreme outside Of the track. He
never recovered from he ,Grcts Of tho run. undId
oil that Lakeland had accomplished with him. Tea
IraN's last racr was against Dcnmh In tho Old Times
Stakes. lie Wa beaten. but not dis-roccd. As he
broke down completely. Mr. Lakeland concluded send
him, Ia kentucky IT, looked every Inch ncchor-sc
when he was put the Yesterday o. make probably
mi. last Journey by ia Tea Tray I, 10 lc managed by
Dr. Norwood who formerly had charge cf Spnithin for
James X. k'cnc.
Henry Strdehar + about town RECALLING his friends
With a shlrd luck story. lie bet -l5OD on Nnrdee
n. outcihuig and Is greatly surprised because Naric"
wns last from start nl-h. he had straight tip
from both the owner ana the trainer.
The Coney Island jockey Club intends To put all ~
stables in perfect repair next sping. az an unusually
large entry Is expected IN The stakes, which c"ie on
Monday December 1. and Jannary ;.
Superintendent Brush, Of the Brooklyn JOCKEY club
has bcca M for seVcml weeks with aundce. Tut i no"
able to takc u daily Journey To the Ell abth track a.
T. is predicted that u"c VIII De racing ut that track
In thu snrlnu
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-09

trouble challenge divert the attention OF ,he p
other matters Of more urgent import ana he Rnons
houses rcappear promptly They are the iru'C ho' 'ne
cause Of the vice The gambling heIs 90 ho' ha"c 'o
gambers-but the gamblers the hcne
| have said all I want TO say. Some oil IL may '
strongo and unfamiliar 70 Dr. Parkhurst II is true al
tho same He /, not in the field fight crime he says
am and long experience has taught ne some tigS "ih
he aIso will learn his abuse OF te loo'
and turns his hand the evil thni make the p
necessary Then too, he win Ind other use iof MS
shadowsn than to set them DIGGING the steps oil pubic
officials ., , hot,
True charity begins home shall be prepared VINE"
nr p,,khurst comes to In the proper spirit OF iqur!
q, shov him well.troddcn path that lead" nom the very
oor n, HIS church rs were, q Dfothel hafuy gun
sho, away upon which his shadow might exploit ucr
soyes with advantage the security anu COCA rcpue
MA congregation and with better success tnah teN haNe
achieved in their rresen, vain hunt Such shadoN'g a.
tho misconduct Of Dr. Parkhursts agents ana Hiofmers
hos compelled me 20 do the interests OF puDc morality
has thoroughly convinced that he has Ia his paid agents
and spice as great OF scoundreis as ever sea
onuobe ,pon into .andefng the fair name Of The city
which he makes his home.
A oopy of superintendent Byrnes's communication
was shown to I)r. Parkhurst last evening. lie sald
that he " )nld make reply until to-day as ne had
an enlargement which would occupy his time AL me
evening and he would have no opportunity uhti W
day 10 give the subject thought.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-09
GODDARD WHIPS MAHER.
4 brutal PRIZE FIGHT AT CONEY ISLAND SEEN
EY 5000 PEOPLE.


\ large crowd ioumcyed Coner Island last night
l., see the prize fights Ia the barnkc home Of the Noncy
Island Athletic Club. seats sold si0 coch
ard there were few Goddard thrashcd Mahcr
easily and Mullins scientific for HIS opponent,
Sulll,an BESIDES the usual crowd there large
detention present ON the Manhattan and New-York
Athlete club.
The Art lathe was between Barney" Mullins the
.'unwashcd." and Jerry >uiih an. The battle
rounds for purse Of 500. the men 10 weigh le5
pounds =. j. the referee and ''Bob" Soil
,lmekccp,r Mullins gained first blood In the opening
round and sent sullivan the Gor the second The
hattie wac lively Throughout Mullins did consider
bo execution with his t hand and at the cnd " the
STIPULATED round, the contc't and 400 awarded
him SuliNnn received sloO balm fot his w.und.d
feelings and bruised anatomy.
John T. Eckhardt the referee In the battle be-
tween Maher. called the Irish champion and Joe"
Goddard the Australian. Mahe seemed To be the tayorte
With the crowd while Goddard To taNorte In the
betting The battle was for purse OF Al. 500 1t
short ono a>tlng only three rounds. but 1t was cory
enough suit the most bood.thir,ty. Science took
back sat In OF "sluggng. The men fought moro
like wildcat, than like human beings Goddard SCORED
the Hist lnock.down ald Mahcr fast blood. 1t was
merely natter OF bang, bang, during the whole OF the
INST round.
The second round was Just as devoid Of scientific
sparrnc The men struck other ght and left and
both tired that they could scarcely stand ID
was c.cly OF brute strength. Both men looked
dalcd In the thru round which not destined 81 last
long. Goddlrls aco looked like mass of raw beef and
VI hcrs Celtic culiarltlcs covered with horr bic
mask Goddard stl powerful and he rushed Moher,
ueatng his by brute strength. Goddnris last
blow was rght-hand swing Mahcr's jaw. which sent
the Irishman moor his face The round lasted
80 seconds appetite for blood Of the 5000 speeta
Nu sltl.