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The Princeton union., 1892-02-18
AWEULLY FUNNY.

''Her daughter, understand, proposes
to go upon the stage" In that case |
fear it is the audience that will suffer
from stage fright. New York Herald.
New Teutonic conductor, who has been
told to call of the name of every street
but has forgotten the next-'tHere comes
annuder one"'--Smith, Gray & Co.'S
Monthly.
"Will you be ready to die for me?" she
asked with romantic intensity. II will, -
he answered, ''the very first time a gray
hair puts out an appearance" w ashing-
ton Star.
PROF. Scrawkins turns out a great
many musicians, doesn't he?'' II don't
know; but after hearing his pupils sing it
is easy to understand why he should -
Washington Star.
The Sceptical Aunt-s'What does he do,
Dolly, for a livings' Dolly, greatly sur
prised-''Why, Auntie, he does not have
time to earn a living while we are en-
gaged!"-Life. ..@
'Well, what do you think of the new
neighbors who have moved in next door,
Mrs. Pryers" II haven't had a chance to
form an opinion. They haven't had
washing-day yet. It'd Bits.
She-'I-I-think like you, Mr.. Trot.
ter, but can not marry and leave my
twin sister alone. Wait until she is en-.
gagged" He--"Yes-but-er that's lust
what she said when proposed to her.''-
Life.
i had to be away from school yester.
day." said Tommy. ''You must bring an
excuse,'' said the teacher ,''Who froms''
"Your father" <'He amt no good at
making excuses; ma catches him every
time. It'd Bits.
Tom Ford--'It pays to advertise !"
Mr. Rondo--sIt does I saw the adver-
t:sement of a new magazine in the paper
this morning. and Pm going to send them
about twenty of my poems as soon as I
get home Smith, Gray & Co. s Monthly.
Burglar-tI have decided to go into
some other kind of business when get
OUT Prison Missionary. am rejoiced
at your decision: what has brought it
abouts" Burglar--'I find that night
work is breaking down my constitution"
Truth.
Heard in an electric car: s,Do you be-
lieve that the body Of Columbus is in San
Domingo2" "I don't know why not
They've got one or two of them in Spain.
and one in Havana, and, Of course, they'll
have one in Chicngo. It's like the head
of st. John. y Boston Transcript
The Princeton union., 1892-02-18
"a SURE CURE FOR GRIP.
GIVEN TO THE WORLD By DR.
KELLEY OF DWIGHT, ILL.
Sixteen Grains ofsAsnfetida at a Dose
Taken Four Times It Is Urged
That This VIII Eradicate
e&~ the Disease

mo person need die of grip;' not
only that but no one need ever be
sick enough from grip to have to 90
to bed or quit his usual occupation. a
said Dr. Leslie T.. 'Keeley at the Audi
torium recently according to the Chi
cago Tribune. .Asafetida IN doses OF
sixteen grains. administered four
times day, will completely break UP
the worst case Of grip at any stage of
its development Not only will the
asafetida cure the grip in it's primary
form, but it will break up many of the
complications arising from it It is
as absolute a specific for grip as
quinine is for ague. -,
II do not claim any particular credit
as dlscoverer in this case MY opin-
ion as to the value Of asafetida as a
cure is based on three years expert
once with it for that purpose. When
the grip first came westward three
years ago we had our proportion of it
among the patients at Dwight. There
was good deal of it. in fact, and it
became necessary to find a prompt
remedy for it. I began the use of as
afetida for my patients. I found the
most satisfactory results. Not in a
single case have I been disappointed
in the action Of the medicine. In all
the attacks of grip among our peo-
pie at Dwight we did not lose case.
am satisfied that asafetida taken in
good-sized doses and continuously is a
specific for the grip and its compli-
cations.
IA particularly valuable quality OF
this specific is its cheapness sim
plicity and harmlessness. Yous cam
not take too much of it. No matter
how many grains day you take it
will not hurt YOU. You need no ply
sician's prescription to get it. At
any drug store you can get four graf n
asafetida pills. After you get them
take four of them four times day.
making sixteen pills or sixty4four
grains of asafetida to- be taken each
day. II you take grain pills in
stead of four grain pills, so much the
better. It can't hurt and will certain
ly do you good.
LAS said, my belief in asafedita
as specific for grip is not theoret-
ical or fancifuL 1t is founded on a
constant use Of the remedy for three
years past with unfailing satisfactory
results. I have recommended the use
of the remedy to several both pro-
fessional and laymen, and their ex-
perience, as far as have heard. has
been in line with my own. The rem
edy attacks the disease at once and a
cure is generally affected. But where
the disease proves obstinate the rem
edy must be used freely. continuously
and persistently. If that be done. it
will be found that asafedita. used as I
have prescribed, is specific for the
peculiar disease called grip"
DR.. Kelley had not read the criti-
cisms on his grip specific made by
Chicago physicians. but he intimated
that it would be we'll always to test a
thing-even a new remedy-before
condemuing it,
The Princeton union., 1892-02-18
SUBURBAN TRUTH.
Few Pointed Maxims by One Who Has
Had Experience

Few Pointed Maxms by One Who.Has
Had Experience.
Maxims contributed by suburban.
ite the Chicago Times.
1T Shelter to let the heels OF your
shoes go unblacked than to miss q
train.
1T does not pay to invest in acci-
dent insurance policies. The accident
always happens to some other train
than the one in which you are. travel
ing.
Late to bed and early to, rise will
shorten the road to your home in the.
skies. ...~. s.s
ALWAYS try to eat at least one
meal eacn week with your family. II
keeps up the acquaintance and con.
duces to sociability. .,E...
Late trains are not unnaixed evils.
Sometimes you start to- the station
with u few moments to- spare. intend
ing to travel on the o'clock train
and are just in time to catch tho 8
O'Clock train. which has come alour
fifty five minutes late.
BE not deceived by ecstat1c visions
of rapid transit 1t will not come in
your day. So.
when you give up your seat in 4
crowded car to 4 young woman ami
she thanks you for it control Your
surprise. It is impolite to stare in as.
tonishlnent at a young woman who is
unused to the ways of suburban travel
',lf you have time to do so, lear,
tho namc of your next door neighbor.
1t may save the .grocor's boy some
trouble when he comes to your house
with tho wrong bundle and is also
handy in case Of funerals. y
The Princeton union., 1892-02-18
LIGHTNING ON SHIPBOARD.
The Vessel Had No Conductor and the
Captain Was Shocked.

The Vessel Had No Conductor and the
Captain Was Shocked.
My father was walking the poop of
his vessel in Sydney harbor; and. as
i6 was rather close, warm evening"
the awnings were furled It was
laundering and lightning. He had
just got aft and turned around when
he saw something exceedingly bright
drop before him. and he was knocked
down. In falling he struck his head
against the rail. which stunned him
for a minute.
When he got up he found that the
front part of his legs were severely
scorched says London Tid-Bits. Two
of the planks in the deck were
charred about an inch deep for a
length of seven feet, and the main
royal-mast of ship lying about a
quarter of a mile astern was broken
off, though whether by the same
stroke he could not tell.
When the deck was repaired nv
father kept the charred portions, and
he still has them to show to any one
who doubts his story.
The ships that were struck by the
lightning had no conductors on their
masts. Most ships have them now.
In the ship on which Iserved my time
we had platinum rod on each
truck, with wire conductors passing
through glass insulators down the
back-stays.
On the least sign of thunder the
ends Of these wires were thrown over
the side. On dark nights when there
was any lightning flashing the points
of the platinum rods used to have a
blue light glinmering on them. and
the effect was very weird and un-
canny. sI..2 q. .,...4[ f. e
The Princeton union., 1892-02-18
FORGET! FORGET!

forget your toll that's never ceasing!
Forget the heavy load you bear!
Turn to the Light faith, increasing
To guide your halting footsteps there.
Forget! forget the care and sorrow !
That gloolrs around you everywhere
And rules to.day. A glad tomorrow
Waits in pure atmosphere.
Give over idle, weak complaining,
And take the work that's thine to do:
Behind these clouds--their fine mist rain
ing,
lShineth the Sun, steadfast and true.
-WOman's Journal
The Princeton union., 1892-02-18
UTILIZED A COUGH.
"A hrehch Marshal Conveyed an Order
Under Its Cover In 1881, -at

"A French Marshal Conveyed an Order
Under It's Cover In 1881. -
IL was a cough which was mainly
responsible for the immense amount Of
bloodshed that attended the coup
detat whereby Napoleon III. obtained
his throne, writes correspondent of
the New York Recorder. ~. :.
That unscrupulous but brilliant ad-
venturer general and afterward Field
Marshal de St. Arnaud had charge of
the military operations. But he was
unwilling to assume the direct respon-
slblllty OF ordering the troops to fire
upon the people. being not altogether
certain as to the result of Napoleon's
memorable enterprise.
When the moment for action arrived
the mob began to show signs of sweep
ing aside the troops the brigadier
generals under his orders sent an off
Ger to him at headquarters to ask him
what they were to do whether thew
were to fire on the populace or give
way.
Strangely enough, st. Arnaud was
seized at that moment with violent
fit of coughing which lasted for sever
al minutes Finally when it ceased
the general just managed to gasp the
words Ma sacre toux!" (my cursed
cough.)
The officer, having waited until the
general had recovered his breath, re-
peated the question. Again St. Ar
maud was seized with violent fit of
coughing, which terminated. as on the
previous occasion. with the parting
exclamation OF '.Ma sacre touxr'
Ihe officer was no fool; he could
take a hint as well as any one else,
and, saluting. he left St. Arnaud's s
presence. On returning to the brig
adiers and colonels who had sent him
for instructions he was asked what re :
ply St Arnaud had made.
"Ihe generals only words and COM
mands were masacrez tous! (massacre
everybody.)"
These commands were obeyed to the
letter. and many thousand people
were shot down and bayoneted in con
sequence.
The Princeton union., 1892-02-18
Was Not Competent.

An English rector in an agricult-
ural parish. found his own sermons
acceptable enough to his congrega-
tion, but not those of his assistant.
Why don't you come to hear Mr..
Jonesp' he said to a Leading farmer;
'.he's an excellent fellow. and breaches
far better than I do THAT may be,
sir. y was the grave rejoinder; but
we've been inquiring and inquiring
about your curate, and we can't find
us he's got any property; and we don't
like to be told Of our sins by person
as hasn't got any property. -Argo-
naut.
The Princeton union., 1892-02-18
Deadly Flowers.

There are few flowers whose per-
fume is actually deadly. The flowers
of the kali mujah, or death plant,
found in the islands Of Java and Su.
matra, emit a perfume SO powerful as
to overcome, If inhaled for any length
of lime, q full grown man and killing
all forms of insect life approaching it.
The Princeton union., 1892-02-18

now known to exist. In 1873 an Eng
lishman by the name Of Alchorne sold
MS n copy Tor sum equal to $27O Of
United States currency. Fifty-six years
later IN 1869, the sarle volume Gan
imperfect copy) was sold for $2 $50.
Inc British Museum has refused an
ofer OF $50. 600 for their copy which
IS imperfect to the extent of having
seven leaves missing st. Louis Re.
public.
The Princeton union., 1892-02-18
A Rare Old hook.

The second book printed in the Eng
lish language was The Game and
Playe of the Chesse" !" which the title
page says was 'Fynyshid the last day
Of Marche. the yer of our lord god q
thousande foure hondred and LXXIIj."
Only twelve copies Of the work are
The Princeton union., 1892-02-18
Paper Trunks.

TRUNKS are now made of papor pusp
that has bcen subjected to a grca,
pressure in the same manner as tho
material used for tho manufacture ot
paper car wheels. Owing to tho
tenacity OF tho paper it is practically
impossible to insIre u trunk made Of
this material.
The Princeton union., 1892-02-18
The First Theatrical Conn. 7 4

1t Is said that the first regular the
atrical company to perform In the
United States came from England in
1862 and landed at York in Virginia.
It's first public appearance was at Will.
iamsburg, Va.
The Princeton union., 1892-02-18
Comparative Love.

4 He--Do you love me? .
She-I think so.
How much?'
"A little more than cream soda but
less than ice cream :"
'.Ihat'll do. Texas Siftings.
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To All the People.

The President requests the publica-
ton of the following card:
"The expressions OF sympathy with
me and our family in our great sorrow,
from Individuals, from church conven.
tions, from public meetings, from po.
litical clubs and committees of all
parties, and indeed from all our people,
have been so tender and so foil Of
respect and love for Mrs. Harrison
that l reluctantly abandon the pur.
pose of making a personal acknow.
Judgement of each. We are grateful,
very grateful for this great cup of good
will and for your prayerful interces.
sions. May God give to each of you in
every trial that grace and strength
which you have asked for US.
BENJAMIN HARRISON"
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THANKSGIVING PROCLAMATION.
President Harrison Enumerates Bless
ings 10 BE Grateful For.

-
President Harrison has issued his
annual Thanksgiving proclamation
as follows:
The gifts of God to our people dur
ing the past year have been so abund-
ant and SO special, that the spirit of
devout thanksgiving awaits not a
call, but only the appointment of a
day when il may have a common
expression. He has stayed the pes
thence ct our door; He has given us
more love for the free civil institu.
tions, in the creation of which. His
directing providence was so conspicu-
Gus He has awakened a keener rev.
erence for law; He has widened our
philanthrophy by a call to succo the
distress in other lands; He has bless
ed our schools and is bringing forward
a patriotic and God fearing genera
ton to execute His great and bene-
violent designs for our country; He
has given us great increase in mater
ial wealth and a wide diffusion of
contentment and comfort IN the
homes of our people; He has given
His grace to the sorrowing,
Wherefore, L, Benjamin Harrison,
President of the United States, do
call unon all our people to observe,
as we have been wont, Thursday, the
oath day of this month Of November,
as a Day of Thanksgiving to God for
His mercies, and of supplication for
HIS continued care and grace.
Gov. PATTIsoN's PROCLAMATION.
profound gratitude to the Divine
Author of all good, whose blessings
have been so abundAntly bestowed in
the past and whose benediction we
~fervently invoke for the future, makes
it fitting and right that the people
should pause from their accustomed
toll and pleasures to make acknow-
ledgment of their dependence upon
that Almighty Being from whom all
blessing flow.
SIN conformity, therefore, with the
recommendation of the President OF
the United States, [, Robert E. Patti
% Governor of the Commonwealth
of Pennsylvania, do appoint Thurs.
day, the oath day of November, as q
day of thanksgiving and prayer. On
that day let the people lay aside all
secular occupations and meet together
in their usual places of worship in
reverent thanksgiving for mercies re.
ceived and prayer for a continuance
of Divine favor. By the reunion o
families and friends promote tina
love for home which secures content
ment and prosperity and above all in
kind remembrance of the poor, pur
on charity which is the bond of per
fectness, and so render our Thanks
giving more pleasing to the Lord"
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Lots of Timber.

1t is said the output of square tim.
Der on the Clarion river will be IN.
usually large the coming winter.
Here is one job, which the BroolIville
Democrat mentions, that has already
been completed
James Ahsrrah, of Heath township,
who was 10 Brookville on Monday,
finished manufacturing a big lot of
square timber in Milestone township,
Elk county, last week, 1t aggregated
225,000 cubic feet. The timber was
made by Elrod Abarrh aud S. S. Clip.
per, the furmer 125, 900 and the latter
100000. 1t is all skldded and ready
for hauling, and Mr., Abarrah has five
teams of ine horses standing in the
stable, ready to m the hauling
to Clarion River as soon as snow shall
fall.
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TRIAL LIST.

List of causes set down for trial in the
Cour of Common Pleas of Forest County.
Pennsylvania, commencing on the Third
Monday of November, 1892;
/. Louisa ID. Kaman Va. r, Kaman.
No. 70, December Term, 1891. Summons
in assumpsit.
2. j.. A. Neill, Nancy Church, Julia Y.
Berry, S. T. NELL and s. T. Neill for use OF
Nancy Church, Julia N. Berry and s.. t.
Neill, VS.. B. +. Shamburg and IT.. W.
Shamhurg, Administrators of G. sham
burg, deceased, No. %, September Term.
1891. Summons in Assumpsit.
3. n. I. Whitehill and E. A. Watson VS.,
Curtis Johnson n John johnson, No. go.
Deer term, 1891. Summons in Assumpsit'
4. Elizabeth Mayer, Abram Strause and
Elias Wineland, doing business as l..
Strause X Co., VS.. j. w. Cole, No. 81, De-
cember Term, 1891. Summons in as
sumpsit.
5. Clyde Il. Smith VS.. A. J.. Handy, No.
50, Mo- Term, 1892. Appeal from j. p.
6. . j. Harris VS.. l.. S. Clough, No. %.
May Term, 1892. Summons in action OF
trespass.
7. Fred. Stitzinger VS.. Moses Hepler,
No. 40, FEBRUARY Term, 1892. Summons
in Assumpsit.
8. Jarvis q Co. VS.. c. w. Amsler, No. So
September Term, 1891. Appeal fromJ p.
Attest, CALVIN NJ. ARNER,
Prothonotary.
Tionesta, Pa. October %, 1892.
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WHEREAS, The Hon. Charles II. Noyes,
President Judge of the Court of Common
Pleas and Quarter Sessions in and for
the county of Forest, has issued his pre-
cept for holding a Court of Common Pleas,
Quarter Sessions, &c, at Tionesta, for
ths County of Forest, TO commence on the
Third Monday of Nov, being the 2lst day
of Nov, 1892. Notice is therefore given TO
the Coroner, Justices of the Peace and Con-
stables of said county, that they be hen
and there in their proper persons at ten
o'clock A. NJ, of said day with their
records, inquisitions, examination, and
other membranes, to do those things
which to their office appertain to be done,
and TO those who are bound in recognizanCe
to prosecute against the prisoners that are
or shall be in theiail of Forest County, that
they may he then and there to prosecute
against them as shall be just. Given I'M
der my hand and seal this oath day of
October, A. ID. 1892.
JOHN r. oSGooD, [L.s.l Sheriff.
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SH SALE.

pYCVIRTUE of a writ OF Alias Tes-
II tatuIn Fieri Facias to Forest Couu-
ty issued out of the Court of Conn
mon Pleas of Clarion County, Pennsyl-
vania, and tn me directed, there will be
exposed to sale by public vendue or out
cry, at the Court House, in the Borough
of Tionesta, Pa, on
MONDAY, NOVEMBER IA, A. d. 1892,
at ! o'clock p. m, the following described
real estate, to-wit;
X. w. SHOTTS VS.. PHILLIP BYERS,
Alias Testatum Fieri Facias, No. "a No
vember Term, lS92.-J. +. Wood, Attor-
ney.
Ali the defendants right. title, interest
and claim, of, in and to all that certain
piece or parcel of land situated in TioneSta
Township, Forest County, Pa, bounded
and described as follows, viz: Beginning
at a post by a pine, the original northwest
corner of Warrant No. 2S2S, of which this
piece is a part; thence from said corner
north three degrees east ninety-four rods
To a stone corner, south eighty-seven de-
grees east forty-two AMI fve-ninths rods
tn a stone corner nineteen links west from
chestnut witness to said corner; thence
south three degrees west ninety-fnur rods
to the original southern line of Warrant
No. 2S2S; thence by said Warrant line
north eighty-seven degrees west forty-two
bAAkA - 80 $3.50 ~ az Ao@ Va pAHAAA
ming. Containing twenty-five acres, be
the same more or less, it being the west
ern part of a larger tract conveyed TO ia
cob Mealey by Arnold Plunmer, and
rom Jacob Mealey to Solomon Byers ind
wife to Philip Il. Byers by deed dated the
tenth day of Oct. 1888, and recorded in
Deed Book No. I6, page 434. &c. Thereon
erected m house lSx24. two stories high,
II small harm, and somef fruit trees there
on growing, about ten acres cleared.
Taken in execution and to be sold as the
property of Phillip Byers, at the suit OF
r. w, Shots.
TERMS OF SALE.-The following
must be strictly complied with when the
property is stricken down;
l. When the plaintiff or other lein cred
itors become the purchaser, the costs on
the writs must be paid, and a list of liens
including mortgage searches on the prop
eIty sold, together with suc lien credit
or's receipts for the amount of the pro
ceeds of the sale or such portion thereof as
he may claim, must be furnished the
Sheriff.
2. All bids must be paid in full.
3. All sales not settled Immediately will
be continued until 2 o'clock p. M, of the
neXt day, at which time all property not
settled foI win again be put up and sold
at thee expense and risk of the person to
whom first sold.
aSee Purdon's Digest, Ninth Edition,
page 446 and Smiths Forms, page 1884.
JOHN r. oSGOOD, Sheriff.
Sherifrs Office, Tionesta, Pa, October "a,
1892.
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A safe Investment.

Is one which is guaranteed to bring you
satisfactory results, or in case of failure a
return of purchase money. On this safe
plan you can buy from u advertised
Druggist a bottle of DR.. Kings New Dis
covery for Consumption. 1t is guaran-
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pleasant and agreeable to taste, perfectly
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Trial bottles free at Proper & Doutt's
Drugstore.
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Confirmation Notice.

Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing accounts have been filed in my Office
and will be presented at the next term OF
court for confirmation
First and fnal account of Geo. w. Bo-
ward, Guardian of Elizabeth Dice, minor
child of John Dice, deceased.
First and final accOun of Thomas J.
Bowman. Executor of the last will and
testament of Mary Green, late of Hickory
township, deceased.
Attest, CALVIN NJ. ARNER,
Register, and Clerk of Orphans Court,
Tionesta, Pa, Oct. %, 1892.
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MERIT WINS.

We desire to say to our citizens, that for
years we have been selling DR.. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption, DR..
Kings New Life Pills, Bucklen's Arnica
Salve and Electric Bitters, and have never
handled remedies that sell as well, or that
have given such universal satisfaction.
We do not hesitate to guarantee them
every time, and we stand ready to refund
the purchase price, If satisfactory results
do not follow their use. These remedies
have won their great popularity purely on
their merits, Proper & Doutt, Druggists.