St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-01-31
SUNRISE SIGNALS.

New York will hereafter permit reporters
to witness the execution of the death sem
tence by electricity. Here is q chance for
realism surprising the widest flights of M.
lola
1t recently rained in Durango, Mex, for
the firsttime in four years and then it broke
up picnic.
Three members of the Illinois state Demo-
cratic central committee recently stood off
the entire reportorial force of the city of Chi
cago for six hours. Who will now say tina
Democracy is not once more in the saddle?
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1t is evident that the crusade against the
tall hat is of the most relentless character
Boston continues to echo the sentiment that
none but servant girls wear them to the
theater, and now word is passed along the
line that working girls ingeniously utilize
them as receptacles for luncheon. Evidently
the tall hat must go"
49,
Republican organs are turning good
many column rules for the purpose of MAX
ing tariff pictures" They will have cause to
turn few more, longitudinally, after the
November election.
When it comes to post-prandial eloquence,
the marble bust of Chauncey NJ Depew is
mot in it, with the great and only original
rs
morning contemporary wants all laws
passed by congress to be elastic" The in
terstate commerce law is one peculiarly
adapted to the desires of the esteemed morn
ing contemporary
That "kissing crank who lately donated
| splendid advertisement to certain TRACE
dienne gets nothing for his services, mot even
commissions.
Paderewskl is said to be an expert billiard
ist, but-eh-who stands by and pulls his
name out of his eyes while he makes a shot?
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Chicago has but little respect for royalty
A number of Sioux chiefs were lately given
ride over the worlds fair grounds in pa
troll wagon.
Freddy Gebhardt is going through the Kee-
ley cure This will reduce Freddys list of
amusements fully one-half
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Whenever the Harvard and Yale debating
teams run out of lively topics for discussion,
political, economical, polemlcal or other
wise, we suggest that they tackle the St. Paul
Broadway bridge. 1t affords splendid OPP
portunity to work in considerable gray mat
ter.
There is some talk Of sending ex-senator
George F. Edmunds over to Chill to straight
en- out the diplo matte tangle wrought by Pat
Egan. This is in line with the idea of old
men for counsel and young Republican edit
ors for war.
rs
Vox populi, in the Northwest, still insists
that Gov. Boies would be handy Democratic
president to have around the White house.
While the Texas rangers find it difficult
matter to turn their guns loose on the GAIA
revoutionists, kodak fends appear to be
making snap shots at the most distinguished
leaders every day in the week.
"
The Empire state should appropriate 81, 0O0,-
0)0 for its display at the fair, or stay away
altogether.-Chicago paper.
This is q big price tor single admission.
Possibly New York may pay it; probably she
will not.
Now that Bob Ingersoll has vigorously de-
nounced free press. we may expect him to
come out strongly against Sunday newspa-
pers. 1t is the next step, Bob.
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Chilli appears to have sent her regrets too
late for material changes in the banquet.
~
Congressman Blount said: 1.-THE line of
safety is the line of deliberations This is
utterly inapplicable when you are in immi-
Enent danger of being run over by train of
CARS Circumstances alter cases.
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1.-THE honor that arbitrates is lost hoWls
the New York Sun. Another case of IF you
see it in the Sun the chances are ninety-nine
in hundred that it isn't sou
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Chicago's city council is discussing the
propriety of painting the municipal lamp
posts. Let 'em alone, and perhaps some
party from Oshkosh will come down and
paint em red.
Bandit Cara was once a sewing machine
agent, and he seems to be conducting his rev.
oiution with '.noiseless movement"
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One might as we'll lump them all together,
Italy, Chilli, Cara and Judge Botkin.
Grover CIeveland's withdrawal from the
presidential race appears to have joined the
supreme court decision in the Boyd-Thayer
gubernatorial contest.
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The North American Review appears to
have ''scooped" all its contemporaries by
publishing a communication from the Hon.
Richard Croker, written by Bourke Cochran.
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"Airship" Pennington should not be dis.
couraged in his attempt to convince Secretary
Tracy that he could destroy the last vestige
Of Chill by dropping on it few tons Of dyna-
mite by the fact that there is not the remotest
prospect of a war with Chilli. There is, also,
not the remotest prospect of an airship.