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Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-26

LOOK, LADIEs!-A lot OF French bright dom
COLA Waukenphast shoes. with patent leather
tips; widths. A to e; sizes ~ to 8; worth "a
per pair, will be sold at only 81 90.
KAuTMANNs' SHox DEYARrNENr.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-26

AsTouND1Ne!-Extra h eavy and handsome.
ly japanned coal shovels: very durable for
&c; at Kaufmanns only.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-26
REAL ESTATE SAVINGS BANK, LINZ.

4o1 smIthfleId Street, Cor. Fourth Avenue.
Capital, 500, 900. Surplus, $4,000.
Deposits of 81 ana upward received and
interest allowed at per cent rrs
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-26

LOOK, LApIEs!-A lot of French bright dom
COLA Waukenphast shoes, with patent leather
tips; widths, A to E; sizes ~ Co 8; worth "a
per pair; will be sold at only So 80. .
KAUFNANNs' SHOE DEPARTMENT
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-26

AsroN1sHINe!-Only s5c for handsome,
strong and well made flour cans; beautifully
;japanned and made to hold SO lbs flour; this
bargain at Kaufmanns' only.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-26

LOOK! LooK.-Exceedingly handsome coal
vases; artistically japanned and painted in
various decorations; can be had from 81 IS
up; at Kaufmanns' only.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-26

DEwTTT's Little Early Risers. No gripping,
no pain, no nausea: easy pill to take.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-26

You USE COAL? READ THIs!-Fancy ia.
panned coal hods: large size and very
strongly made. for l5c; at Kaufmanns' only.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-26

You USE COAL? READ THIs!-Fancy ia
panned coal hods: large size and very
strongly made, for l6o; at kaufmanns' only.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-26
Cold Weather Goods,

CALL THIS BARGAIN!-Beautifullyf finished
fire sets of solid brass: poker, shovel and
tongs 81 45 per set; at Kaufmanns' only.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-26

JUST Follow THIsi-Only 29c for large mir
ror- polished steel spiders, No. 8; very dura.
BILE goods In every respect; at kaufinxnns'
only.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-26
Cold Weather Goods.

Ear muffs from. &c to 3Sc pair
Fascinators from. Csc to 81 IS
Children's worsted hoods. ods..............5 soc
Ladies worsted hoods. .75c, 81 90 and 81 25
Cashmere muffiers From 3Sc to 81 80
Silk muffiers From Soc to So 80
Lined kid gloves. From 81 90 to 50 90
Fur top kid gloves. From 81 90 to 50 90
Heavy barege yelling. .......... From csc to SOC
Worsted wristlets. .........................20 zoo
Children's cashmere mitts. From 12%c to 35c
Ladies' cashmere mitts From l216c to 500
Ladies' silk mitts from. 90 to So 90
Ladies' winter underwear from. Csc to 81 90
Children's winter underwear
From. ....................e5 e5c to 81 80
Gentlemen's winter underwear
from. ..-....... .............-.....5 .5Oc to 50 W
FLEISHMAN & Co.,
504 506 and sos Market street.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-26
Cold Weather Goods,

Ear muffs from. m................5c to 33c pair
Fascinators from. .25c to 81 rs
Ladies' worsted hoods. ..75c, 81 90 and 81 25
Cashmere muffiers from. 3Sc to 81 SO
Silk muffiers from. SOC to So so
Lined kid gloves from. m............$l 90 to 50 90
Fur top kid gloves from. ........ 81 90 to 81 90
Heavy barege yelling from. ........ .25c to Boo
Worsted wrfstlets. .......................20c .20c
Silk wrlstlets. Soc
Ladies' cashmere mitts from. .l2xc to SOC
Ladies' silk mitts from. ..........$l 10 to 50 20
Ladies' winter underwear from. ESQ to s. 90
Childrens winter underwear
from. ...................25 25c to 81 30
Gentlemen's winter underwear
from. SOC to IS 90
FLE1sHMAN & Co.,
504. 506 and sos Market street.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-26

MEMS winter underwear at James Il. Aiken
& Co.'S, 100 Fifth avenue.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-26
Glass Manufacturers and others

Wanting free Indiana gas and land call upon
j. II. Grover, care room 706. Times building,
Pittsburg. Elevator
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-26

SEE HIS, MENl-A fine lot of mems lace
shoes, with cork soles: strictly water proof;
regular price So 80 per pair; will he sold ut So.
kAUFMANNs' SHOE DEPARTMENT
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-26

FLEISHMAN. & Co.,
504. 506 and sos Market street.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-26
Cold Weather Goods.

kAUFMANNs' SHOE DEPA
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1892-05-19
SICKHEADACHE

kiiIous Headache, Dir
EinesS. CONSTIPATION, In
s.i-fas sGr EiitOUs Al
EsckS ana all cierang.
mea1a OF the stomach
nnSs bowels, are promptly
relieved and permanently
sA.red hv The use Ct Or.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-07
They Never Fail.

j. N. Harris, 8 Fulton Market, New
York City, says:
l have been using Brandreth's Pills for
the last fifteen years. There is nothing
equal to them as Blood Purifiers and
Liver Regulators. But I wish to state
how remarkably they cure rheumatism,
and how easily; I was effected by rheu-
matism in the legs. My business whole
sale fish dealer naturally leads me to
damp places. | could not walk, and at
night suffered fesrfully tried Balsams,
Sarsaparilas and all kinds of tinctures, but
they did me no good and | was afraid oil
being a cripple. l finally commenced
using Brandreth's Pills. took two every
night for ten nights, then I began to i'm
prove. continued taking them for forty
days and got entirely we'll. Now, when.
ever sick, take Brandreth's Pills. They
never fail.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-07
WABASH TRAINS.

Free Reclining Chair Cars-Pullman 4
Wagner Sleeping Cars-Palace Diners
Sumptuous Drawing. Room Coaches-All
modern luxuries.
No. 2-The Banner Lmited-St Louis
to Chicago. Leaves st. Louis 0:05 p. M,
arrives Chicago7 a. m.
No. 42-St. Louis Boston. Leaves st.
Louis 6 :55 p m, arrives Boston 80
second morning.
No. 6-Limited-Leaves Kansas City
$40 p. M, arrives Toledo 4:l5 next
afternoon.
No. 56--Niagara Falls Limited--Leaves
Chicago 10 80 p. M, arrives Niagara Falls
the next afternoon at 5, and New York at
next morning, 42d st. Station.
No. 54-Leaves Chicago p. M, ar
rives Niagara Falls the next morning at
8, and New York at 8 55 p. m.
No. 5--St. Louis Flyer-Leaves Kansas
City s .35 .. M, arrives st. Louis a. IN.
No. 2--Leaves Kansas City 10 a. M,
arrives st. Louis 6:l5 p. m.
No. 4-Leaves Denver $40 p. M, ar
rives st. Louis a. M, second day.
| No. 6-Kansas City -Chicago-Leaves
Kansas City daily 6 20 p. m.
G. M. HAMPTON,
Com'l Agent, 1927 18th st. Denver Colo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-07
NEW FAST TRAIN
Only IS HOurs-Denver to Chicago.

Only IS HOurs-Denver to Chicago.
Under its new summer schedule the
Burlington route is enabled to offer in
creased facilities in train service and fast
time from Denver eastward.
Train No. 6, "Tbe Chicago Special"
leaves Denver daily at 8 a. M; reaching
Omaha at IL 40 the same evening and
Chicago at 2: Is the next afternoon, max
ing the run--Denver to Chicago-in 2S
hours and only one night on the road.
This train also has through Pullman
sleepers from Konsas City and st. Louis,
making quicker time than any other
line.
Train No. 2, popularity known as "TE Q
Flyer" continues to leave Denver as
formerly, at $3.50 p. H., reaching ST.
Louis at 7:l0 and Chicago at s 100 the
second morning.
Both of these trains consist OF vesti-
bnled Pullman sleepers, chair cars and
diners, serving all meals EN- route. For
full information, tickets and sleeping
berths, call on local ticket agents, or ad.
dress q. w. Vallery, General Agent !, zoe
Larimer street, Denver.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-07
An Attached Condition.
A Fable Worth Rem emberine.

A tiger once invited goat to dinner.
The goat was tickled to death at the notice
of the beast, and wore his spike tailed coat
and link sleeve buttons in token of his ap-
probation.
"Can | help you to some of this venison
steakS" the tiger asked the goat very cor
daily.
The goat could not eat venison steak, but
he dissembled cleverly and preserved a
smiling exterior.
my physician, he protested, positively
forbids venison steak"
There was nothing else on the table, and
the poor goat was obliged to sit idly by
while the tiger devoured hearty repast.
But the goat was not disposed to deprive
himself of the sweets Of revenge He ac-
cordingly pressed the tiger to dine with
him the following evening.
The invitation was accepted with thanks,
and promptly on time the tiger thrust his
hind legs under the goats mahogany.
"Can I help you," sweetly inquired the
host, "to some of this fricasseed tomato
can with brown paper saucer"
mo, thank you," rejoined the tiger
"my doctor forbids."
$50 sorry" murmured the goat in secret
glee. Il fear you will have only an I'M
satisfactory meal"
"Oh, shall do very well" protested the
tiger. Whereat he fell upon and devoured
the goat himself.
"AlasV' exclaimed the latter with his
dying breath, II was too funny"
This fable teaches that it is perfectly
proper to take an insult from some people
without resenting it, 1t is all matter Of
judgment. Detroit Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-07
The Light OH Limbo Jones.

Good mawnin', Miss Jackson" said Mr.
Limbo Jones CALAMITY to the belle of the
quarters,
II hahn no Miss Jackson was her dis
courteous reply.
Mr. Jones looked at her critically. Didn't
he know her wellp Had he not been court
ing her off and on for a year?
"Hain' no Miss Jackson" he said ques
tioningly: who is you, DEM"
Else Mrs. Lightfoot, sab; da's who is, y
and she tossed her head loftily.
Mrs. Lightfoot9 Mrs. Lightfoot?' he
repeated slowly. when dat happen"
LAS night at seben o'clock, Mr.. Jones"
"Wha' Lightfoot is dat you marry, Miss
Jackson?"
Henry, Mr.. Jones'"
Henry Lightfootp' he exclaimed an,
grily. "Whaffur you gwine to marry dat
lazy, good fer nothin nigga wen you knc
Use been co'tin you fer mon year What.
fur you do dat, Miss Jackson"
"Caze he axed me, Mr.. Jones'"
Then it was great light shone on Mr..
Limbo Jones, and he went to sequestered
spot and kicked himself across cornfield.
Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-07
The Echo ola Kiss,

The following interesting table of stat
i,tics is believed to possess true ecien-
tiic accuracy. 1t appears to be the
record of a drummer, and may be consid-
cred authentic. He gave it the title,
which we have retaind, meaning, appar-
emily, what each girl said:
Boston girl: Mr.. Bunkerill, your con-
duct shocks me beyond utterance.
New York girl: Thanks awfully, don't
you know.
Providence girl: Oh, mamma
Philadelphia girl: Are you sure nobody
saw us?
Baltimore girl Dear George!
Washington girl: Well, | suppose I'll
have to pardon you.
Pittsburg girl: Oh, Harry
Cincinnati girl: What bad form
Indianapolis girl: All, there
Chicago girl: More! Morel
Detroit girl: Well, | declare
Louisville girl: Yum, yum.
st. Louis girl: How shocking
Nashville girl: 90! 90!
Atlanta girl: Golly!
New Orleans girl: Oh, my!
Kansas City girl: Break away, there
Denver girl: Gosh!
San Francisco girl: Rats
Texas girl: Whoop la!
Every girl: Oh, Don't.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-07
The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.
A Mute Receivers Speech.

Alphonce Hemphling, of Summit town
thip, Butler Co., Pa, made an affidavit
shat bis II year old son, who had had St.
Vitus Dance for twelve years, lost his
speech, was completely cured after using
three bottles of DR.. Miles Restorative
Nervine, and also recovered his speech.
Thousands testify to wonderful cures from
using it for nervous diseases, dyspepsia,
nervous debility, dullness, confusion of
mind, headache. etc. Four doses of this
Nervine cured Mrs. W. E. Burns, South
Bend, Ind, who had been suffering with
constant headache for three months.
Trial bottle and elegant book free at A.
@. Ireland, IRIS.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-07
All Aboard!

Make haste. Your baggage Is all right, but
have you got supply of Hostetter's Stomach
Bitters? MOI Then you have made sad omis-
sion, and If you are troubled with Stomach
qualms ell routeif you are sea sick, my dear
sir, or madam, you will have deserved your fate.
How dreadfully the waves or the jarring OF the
engine or screw shakes you up! Now there Is a
mute but awful call to the ships ide Now, If
wouldn't happen. Travellers and tourists, take
our advice, and before you start on your yacht
ing or ocean voyage, your coastwise trip or IN
land outing, obtain the Bitters and thus fortify
yourselves against stomachic difficulties,
malaria, dyspepsia and the effects of exposure
in rough weather or bad diet or water. Take it,
too, for biliousness, kidney trouble and rheuma-
tiSm.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-07
Rleen ON Left Side.

T. Many persons are unable to sleep on
their left side. The cause has long been
p puzzle to physicians. Metropolitan
papers speak with great interest Of DR..
Franklin Miles, the eminent Indiana
specialist ON nervous and heart diseases,
who has proven that this habit arises from
q diseased heart. He has examined and
kept on record thousands Of cases. His
New Heart Cure, wonderful remedy, is
sold at A. O. Ireland, jr.'s. Thousands
testify to its value as cure for heart dis
eases. Mrs. Chas. Benoy, Loveland, Colo,
says Ito effects on her were marvellous.
Elegant book on heart diseases free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-07
Notice for Publication.
Homestead No, 1852

LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. NJ,
June IS, 1892.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
named settles has filed notice OF his in
tention to make final proof in support Of
his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register and receiver at
Santa Fe, N. M, on August II, 1892,
viz: Sixto Garcia, for the x ne d,
n INV sec. 27, tip. IA n, r. II e.
He names the following witnesses to
prove bis continuous residence upon and
cultivation OF, said land, viz: Jose Man
uel Sandoval, Julio Martinez, Manuel
Martinez y Gutierrez, Juan Jose Martin,
all of Lamy, N. NJ.
ANY person who desires to protest
against the allowance of such proof, or
who knows of any substantial reason,
under the law and regulations of the in
terror department, why such proof should
not be allowed, will be given an oppor-
tunity at the above mentioned time and
place to cross examine the witnesses of
said claimant, and to offer evidence in
rebuttal of that submitted by claimant.
A. L. MORRISON, Register.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-07

This remedy is becoming so well known
and 30 popular as to need no special
mention. All who have used Electric
Bitters sing the same song of praise.-A
purer medicine does not exist and it is
guaranteed to do all that is claimed.
Electric Bitters will cure all diseases of
the Liver and Kidneys, will remove
Pimples, Boils, Salt Rheum and other
affections caused by impure blood.-Will
drive Malaria from the system and pre-
vent as well as cure all Malarial fevers.--
For cure of Headache. Constipation and
Indigestion try Electric Bitters-Entire
satisfaction guaranteed, or money re-
unded.-Price 80 cts. and $l.00 per
bottle at O. M. Dreamer, Drug Store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-07
kallsas.

Kansas IS a great state for corn, wheat,
cattle, hogs and financial indeper dence.
The A., T. & S. L. r. Il. has several
thousand nice farms for aae in its old
land grant along the fertile Arkansas
river in south, central and western Kan
sas. For copy of folder giving full nfor-
nation relating to crop capacity OF Kansas
lands, cost per acre and terms OF sale
write to G.. II MoREuoUsE, d. f. x T. A.,
Ell Paso, Texas.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-07
A Speech for the Occasion.

A birthday gift was given to wife by
her husband and three children. The
youngest, little ten-year-old, was ap-
pointed to make the speech Of presenta-
ton. She did it after much preparation
for the occasion, and this was the form it
took:
"Dear mamma this gift is presented to
you by your three children and your one
husband. "-London Tit-Bits.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-07

Cheap Excursion Rates to Colorado
Points.
Taking effect June 8 the popular Santa
Fe Route will sell excursion tickets to the
following points. Denver, $23 rs; Colo
RADIO Springs, $780,; Pueblo, 1855.
Tickets have transit limit of two days in
each direction, with final limit of Oct. 3lst
1892. Sale of above tickets will be dis
continued Sept. 30th, 1892. Passengers
leave Santa Fe at 1866 p. M, breakfast
at La Junta, arriving at Pueblo II 80 a.
M, Colorado Springs at 2:20 p. m. and
at Denver p. m. Or leave Santa Fe at
$3.50 a. m. arriving at Denver 5 80 the
following morning. For further infor-
nation apply to
W. NJ. SMITH, City and Depot Agent.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-07
Must Have the sand

An oil well is good deal like a man,
remarked the snake editor.
When it's spouter, suppose replied
the horse editor.
No; it's great deal like man because
it's no good if it hasn't got the sand.-
Pittsburg Chronicle Telegraph.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-07
Notice for Publication.
Homestead No. 1855.
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. M,
June, II, 1892.

LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. NJ,
June, II, 1892
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing named settler has filed notice of his
intention to make final proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register and receiver at
Santa Fe. N. NJ, on August II, 1892, viz:
Marcelino Garcia, for the Q d sec. 26,
tp. IA n, r IL 9.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon and
cultivation of, said land, viz: Jose Man
uel Sandoval, Julio Martinez, Manuel
Martinez Gutierrez, Juan Jose Martin,
all of Lamy, N. M.
Any person who desires to protest
against the allowance OF such proof, or
who knows OF any substantial reason, I'M
der the law and the regulations of the in-
terror department, whv such proof should
not be allowed, will be given an oppor-
tunity at the above mentioned time and
place to cross.examine the witnesses of
said claimant, and to offer evidence in
rebuttal of that submitted by claimant.
A. L. MORRISON, Register.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-07
All I'm.

Mrs. Claptrap-My dear Miss Palisade-
l want to present Professor Panhandle.
The Professor has some very absorbing
theories that he wishes to explode, and l
am sure you will be only too delighted to
listen.
Miss Palisade the belle OF the season,
with rivals)-My dear Mrs. Claptrap, l
am delighted to meet so charming schol-
ar as the professor, and l shall take him
over and introduce him to your daughters
at once.-Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-07
National Education Association.

The A T. & S. f. Ry. will place on
sale July 2 to inclusive with continu-
GUS passage in each direction from date OF
sale and execution round trip tickets to
Saratoga Springs, N. Y, at one fare for
the round trip. Tickets will have final
limit OF July % and be endorsed "not
good for return prior to July 15." For
further information call on
W. NJ. SMITH,
City and Depot Agent.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-07
FOR THE CAMPAIGN.

The Twice-a-Week st. Louis Republic
will be mailed each Tuesday and Friday,
from now until November 3Oth, 1892, for
only 40 cents. 1t is great semi-weekly
paper, and will be indispensable during
the campaign. An extra copy will be
sent free to November 30th, to the sender
of each club Of FIVE, with 81. Send for a
package Of sample copies and raise club.
Address the Republic, st. Louis, Mo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-07

Ethel-Mamma, can God see into the
room when the curtains are pulled down?
Mamma-Yes.
Ethel-Can he when the blinds are
shut?
Mamma-Yes.
Ethel (paralyzed) We'll, isn't he a
ooker.-Somerville journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-07
1t Should Be in Every House.

J. B. Wilson, 81 Clay st., Sharpsburg,
Pa, says he will not be without DR..
Kings New Discovery for Consumption,
Coughs and Colds, that it cured his wife
who was threatened with Pneumonia
after an attack of LA Grippe" when
various other remedies and several physi.
clans had done her no good. Robert
Barber, Of Cooksport, Pa, claims Dr..
Kings New. Discovery has done him more
good than anything he ever used for Lung
Trouble. Nothing like it. Try it. Free
Trial Bottles at @. NJ. Dreamer Drug
Store. Large bottles. Soc. and tl.00.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-07
Chimed In.

Funny thirgs sometimes happen in
church. One of them occurred upon a
recent Sunday, when a.young man came
to church late, slipped into an unoccupied
seat and sat down directly on top of high
silk hat belonging to the man in the next
pew. The hat gave way with loud
crack, and just then the clergyman's voice
arose in solemn accents, reading the first
verse of the Psalter for the day: 20 Lord,
thou hast searched me out and known me.
Thou knowest my downsitting and mine
uprising. New York Recorder.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-07
Applying the Rule.

The Maiden-Ofcourse, l like you, Fred,
but l hardly know what to say. Papa
obje cts. The youth-He's good Demo
Graf, isn't he? Yes he's always been a
Democrat. Then it's all right. You and l
are for. He's against. We've got the neces-
cary two.thirds majority, and itgoes. He'll
kick, Lucy, but he'll come in .-Cllicago
Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-07

In the Next World She Would shine.
Mabel--Is Miss SANITY really as pious
as people think she is?
Mae-Oh, yes; I'm certain she is.
Mabel-What makes you so sure?
Mae-Why, her clothes fit her horribly.
- Boston Courier.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-07

Ayers Pills possess the curative virtues
of the best known medicinal plants.
These Pills are scientifically prepared, are
easy to take, and safe for young and old.
They are invaluable for regulating the
bowels, and for the relief and cure OF
stomach troubles.