St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-09

GafKer HOUSE ROiiS.
Currant Cake. Preserved Stra wberries.
DINNER.
Consomme a rImperiale.
Potage la Tortue.
Petites Classes de Laitances Truffees.
Sterlat du Volga, Sauce yenihenne.
Cotelettes de Presale aux Pointes d. Asperges.
Cables en- Classes
Phaisans aux Pistaches.
Foie-G ras en- Bellevue.
Fonds dArtchaux de fellow.
Sorbet a la Czarine.
Filet de Chevreuil la Chasseur.
Salade de Violettes Russes.
Bonnie Panachee aux Noisettes.
Melon a Marasquin.
Fruits fires, etc.
Wins
Graves Carte d Or, Chateau Yquem 1mperiale.
Mouton Rothschild SO, Chateau Montrose,
Tokay
Liqueurs.
Should the plain, transformations citizen
lean to the opinion that we are singing away
up in G regarding our dinner menu, he can
easily substitute cold mutton, frogs limbs
and rice griddle cakes for the more elaborate
spread noted, and let it go at that. The
'Consomme rImperiale' has no reference
to the soup in which Emperor William isAow
splashlng about. This particular soup is war
ranted to have no political significance.
Neither has bonnie panachlse aux nois-
ettes' the slightest reference to the noisy
bombs of anarchists or Wall street cranks
seeking to induce millionaires to give away
something There is Wordsworthian sim
plicty about the dinner that is charming in
its naivete. Who does not recall the little
1t,1
said, whose hair was thick it'll many curl
that clustered round her head. With what
artless grace she described the old church
yard:
And oft take my porrlager,
And eat my cotelettes de
Preside aux Pointes d'Asperges there"
Captious critics inclined to denounce our
dinner selection for to-day are advised that
it is not as bad as it LOOKS. We are aware
that lis Lent. but if you insist On literal
translation, the whole thing commences
with soup, winds up with hard liquor with
veal on The rack, one-in-the-dark, stack-of-
bucks, shrimp salad and garlic scattered
along down the list The meal itself is
scarcely up to the advertisement. STILL
after a man had got next to it, post
norton examination might fit him quicker
III.
TALLY what Chauncey M. Depew has gone
through on OCCASION. ana why he would be
tough and seasoned Republican candidate
for the White house.
We are exceedingly glad to note the en-
phatic and eloquent manner in which Hon.
NJ S. Wilkinson voices plea for larger lib
erty for womankind and greater equality be-
tween the sexes. Mort is a gentleman of
the old school, pos essed of the courage of
his convictions and inspired by the true
spirit OF chivalry. as becometh a Bayard of
the nineteenth century. Thirty-two years
ago-almost third of century-Mr- Wilkin-
son was in Rochester. 1t is superduous to
add that he has been there a number of
times since the particular date to which we
refer He hung up his hat at, and signed
the register of, the old american house."
erected and conducted by Charlie Cole.
En- PEASANT. Char lie Cole is one who will be
pleasantly remembered by thousands of pio-
neer Minnesotians. Mr.. Wilkinson spoke to
a large audience at the ''old court house, in
lower town. Those were stirring. hustling
times 'befo' de Wah." We could all see
''de wah cloud risin ober yander," and
Mort had a theme worthy of the great effort
he made that evening If the reader will
place his ear close to the ground he may
hear low rumble to the effect that Mr..
Wilkinson in those days was a Republican.
So Yves John M. Palmer. They both, how
ever, recovered On the following morning
we were in small shanty on Third street,
popularity designated a 'tonsorial parlor."
Mr. Wilkinson and Charlie Cole came in aud
We being at that epoch of the genus kid,
took back seat and contentedly watched
the orator of the evening before and post
poned our individual chair CUT
II say, barber" said Charlie Cole, ARE you
going to shave Mr. Wilkin SOM"
"Yes, SIR
with raZor?'
That's what Why?"
Never can do it in the world. There are
more than ten acres in that face and you
ought to have moving machine
Poor Charlie Cole is dead but a few years
since. but in life he was sociable comp pam
from Lake Itasca to the Iowa line, and in
every Minnesota town he could name long
roster of aersonal friends
Sign of Spring-Jay Gould out with lawn
sprinkler watering his stock.
Sullivan would have a comparatively easy
time in pulverizing Prof. Mitchell may pos
sibly be harDoring a deluson. Those who
remember the hippodrome on French soil
when Sullivan made a laughing stock of
Mitchell will doubtless reason that the latter
in an encounter with Sullivan would not be
Tin it." But time works wonders. So does
whisky. The cold truth of the matter is this:
Hard liquor has SO demoralized modern
pugilists that it is difficult for them to lick
each other.
Chicago's war on English sparrows is con-
Guided With a victory for Chicago. Like all
previous wars with anything English, Amer
lea comes out first best in this.
With all our gold going to Europe and our
bichloride of gold going to Dwight, it really
looks as though Mr.. Bland were right, and we
shall be compelled to scrub along on silver.
The fact that Bismarck will be seventy
seven years old on All Fools day does not
rob the young kaiser of the palm OF being the
bigger tool of the two.
Hope springs eternal balm for discontenti
But thirty three days more of sober Lent.
MAD DOG SCARE.
An Ohio Town TerpibIv Eycited