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Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06
Sad State OF Affairs mt Berwyn.

Squire j. L. Kaufman, Berwyn.
gives thanks for one of the cutest
dogs that ever barled himself hoarse
at the moon. This dog and the cat
ut the Kaufman home have lived on
amicable terms for several years and
romped together and chased other
animals together, always standing in
with one another, until a little mis-
understanding arose which has es-
tranged them. Both were dining to-
gether out of one dish, when sud
denly the dog caught the cat by the
ear and deliberately led her through
the dining room, the kitchen and out
on the porch, where he left her and
came back to his meal
Whether the rules governing re-
fined etiquette on dining occasions
were violated by the cat, or whether
she let her bib drop carelessly into
the gravy, is not stated. Suffice it to
say that dog and cat now eat from
separate dishes and on different oc-
casions. And this led Nate Broomall.
of Paoh, to remark that he has dog
which must be dragged out of con
veyance In brutal manner before
he will leave it once he sees the team
about to leave the premises with any
of the family in it.-West Chester
Pa.) News.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06

For years the editor of the Bur-
lington Junction (Mo., Post, has
been subject to cramp collie or fits of
indigestion, which Frustrated him
for several hours and untitled him
for business for two or three days.
For the past year he has been using
Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy whenever occa-
sion required, and it has invariably
given him prompt relief. 3 and so
cent bottles for sale by w. M.
Bloss, Ceredo, w. Va.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06
Buffalo Items.

Farmers are blowing for corn.
Mr.. Carter Prince, who has been sick for
some time, is able to be out again
Miss Julia Hutchison, of Cen treville, is Wis
iting friends and relatives in Ceredo.
Miss Emma Prince, who has,been visiting
her uncle, JEFF Sparks, will return home
this week.
Miss Nora Prince has been visiting Misses
Myrtle and Alma Alley since they returned
home from n two weeks visit at Ashland
They were accompanied to Kenova by
Messrs Hugh Faulkner and Edgar Mil
stead, both of Ashland.
Mr.. Newton Hutchisou, of Hampton City,
was visiting his sister, Mrs. Susie Rowe, last
week.
Mr.. Elijah Akers' family are al. sick with
fever. Dr. Alonzo Garrett is attending on
them.
Misses Alma and Myrtle Alley were visit
Ing their auut at Lavalette last Saturday.I
Mrs. Andy Holbrook is lying at tho point
OF death with dropsy. DAISY.
March -, 1892
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06

He HAD A CoNscIENCE.-It was
election time and the heelers had
found a tramp whom they proposed
to vote their way, Lut the tramp
was not to be fooled.
Glow much do | get forst?" he
asked.
How much do you want?"
"Well, if it's a Republican ticket
I'm to vote, l want dollar, but if
it's the Democratic ticket I've got
to have two fifty, err no vote"
Come Off" expostulated the
spokesman. what do you make
that difference for?"
Fer the wear and tear on nv
feelings, of course. What do you
take me fer, anyhow"
He got the $3.50.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06

There's a young man in Detroit
who would know everything about a
horse If he knew half as much MS he
doesn't know, who has recently been
trying to buy saddler. Last week
dealer with n fine Kentucky horse
called ON the young man to let him
see what he had The young man
looked him over critically.
What's he WORTH he inquired
first
Three hundred dollars"
"Um-pedigreep
Eyes, plenty Of it."
Good under the saddlef"
First class. He goes all the
gaits.
Goes oil the gates, does her Well.
| don't want him. want a horse
that takes the fences and he dis
missed the dealer without further ex-
planation.-Detroit Free Press.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06
A Difference OF Methods.

Dtncrcnce OF Methods.
On an elevated railroad train a day
or two ago four boys, ragged street
urchins, made themselves nuisance
most of the journey down from One
Hundred and Twenty-fifth street.
Their antics and noise annoyed diff
ferent passengers To the verge of ex-
postulation. but their efforts were
met with insolence and more noise.
AT Thirty-third street lady of mid
die age got on, and the pandemonium
OF the boys at once attracted her
attention. She did not resent it,
however, but crossed and sat down
by them and began a conversation.
She asked questions, told stories and
interested them to such an extent
thnt peace reigned where before had
been discordant t,imult.
AT Grand street the boys got out
each bestowing Il polite Good by,
lady" upon their entertainer. A pas
senger was curious to know the Sc
cret of the spell she had thrown over
the unruly lads, and after thanking
her on behalf of the other passengers
for the relief she had given, asked
how she had done it.
Il have brought up three boys, {"
said tho lady, land l know their
tastes and hkings. talked to those
little fellows of the things my boys
would have been interested in at their
ages. That was all"
All, indeed, but volume. To know
how is all there is to anything. -New
York Times.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06
Consumption Cured.

An old physician, retired from practice.
having had placed In his hands by an East
india missionary the formula of n sim pie
vegetable remedy for the speedy and per
manent cure of Consumption, Bronchitis
Catarrh, Asthma and all throat and Lung
hueCtlons, also n positive and radical cure
Tor Nervous Debility and all Nervous Com
plants, after having tested its wonderful
curilvo powers in thousands of cases, has
felt IL his duty to make IL known TO his snf-
1erlng fellows. Actuated by this motive and
desire To relieve human suffering | will
SEND Tree OF charge, to alI who desire IL, this
recipe, In German, French or English, with
iuIl directions for preparing and using
sent by mail by addressing with stamp
naming this paper. w. y. MOVES, $40 Pow.
ers' Block. Rochester. n. Y.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06
To Whom 1t Nav Concern.

We have examined the book en-
titled Footprints of the Worlds
History" by Ridpath and Bryan,
which is being introduced by Mr..
Hazard in this vicinity, and have
purchased copy ourself. We
think it one of the finest historical
works we have ever. seen. 1t is just
such book as the people need and
would be cheap at any price.
You would do we'll to give Mr..
Hazard your encouragement.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06

Even the stern business Of war has
not prevented the exchange Of com.
pirnents between military men, and
OF these none better deserves quota
hon than tho one paid by Hannibal
TO scpio. While discussing with
Scipio on the subject Of great mill.
tary commanders he said that Alex.
ander was first, PyTrhus the second
and himself the third. "And where
would you have placed yourself If
you had vanquished meg" asked
Slpio, smiling Before thom all "
replied Hannibal. London STANDARD.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06

We desire 10 say 10 our cit 'Zens, that
for years We have been sslilns DR..
Kings New Discovery tor Consump-
ton, DIR. Kings New Life Pills. Buck
len's Arnica Salve and Electric B.tters,
and nave never hand ed Re NEEDLES that
sell as well, or that have gwen such
universal satisfaction. We 90 not hesi-
tate to guarantee them every time, and
we stand ready to refund the purchase
price, II satisfactory results do not lol-
low their use. These remedies have
won ther great popularity purely Oh
their merits. Bloss' Drug store.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06
w. Nj. McCaIlen.

desires to inform the people OF
Wayne comfy that he is prepared
to do upholstering and carriage
trimming in all their branches in the
very best style of the art. Spring,
hair, moss and Gotten mattresses
made to order. Furniture neatly
repaired and vanished. Special
attention given to making and fran
ing pictures. Furniture store and
repair shop 3rS Ninth ST., between
Sd and 18th avenues, East side, Hun
tineton, w. Va.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06

The lying pretense of the Dem
ocrats that the free listing of wool
will greatly cheaper wooden cloth
ing in this country ought to be
promptly exposed and denounced.
The only countries that have wool
ems cheaper than the United States
are those in which women shear
the sheep, weave and dye the wool,
and make it up. 1t is this cheap
labor of women and girls, who get
from 81 to ST., and SIS per week at
the very highest, that makes goods
exceptionally cheap abroad The
commoner articles are nearly a.
cheap / ere as abroad, but in order
TO bring all woolens to the European
level it will be necessary to put wool
on the free list, and degrade Amer
lean labor and have the work done
by women and girls instead OF men.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06

Gov. Fleming, who occupies the
position to which Judge Golf was
undoubtedly elected, four years
ago, in conversation some time
since expressed doubts as to which
party would carry the State this
year. He was taken to task by
the bosses of the Democratic party
for talking in such a manner, and
he is now busy playing c-r-a-w-
fish. The Gov. would have been
nearer right if he had stuck to
what he said first, and if he had
placed the State in the Republican
line he would have been right
Richie Review.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06

A well known Wheeling lawyer
tells this story which happened TO
Probate Judge in that city not long
ago. The Judge was sitting a, his
desk one day when woman enter
ed and asked:
Are you the judge ofreprobasesi"
II am the Probate Judge, madam"
We'll guess that is the right name
for it. but my father died detested
and he left lot of young infidess
and l want TO be the cxecutioner. ~
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06

The kenova Reporter has lived
to be one year old. tits a sprightly
yearling and promises to live to
see kenova a city of vast proper
tions and great Importance.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06

Some famous compliments have
been paid TO members Of the stsrner
sex, and one Of the most gracefully
turned was that uttered by Boileau.
who, when the virtuous De Meanes.
president Of the parliament Of Paris,
was elected an academician, con
graduated him in these terms, Il
have come to you, SIR, in order that
you may congratulate mo on having
you for one Of my fellow academi-
clans. London STANDARD.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06

The promptness and certainty of
Is cures have made Chamberlain
Cough Remedy famous. 1t is in
tended especially for cough, colds,
Group and whooping cough, and IS
the most eflectual remedy known
tor these diseases. so cent bottles
for sale by w. NJ. Bloss, Ceredo,
w. Va.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06

Judge James McQuin would
make a strong candidate for the
Republicans of this county for the
Legislature. He is well qualified
for the position and is one of the
most popular men in the party.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06

A son OF ex Senator Henry G..
Davis has sailed Tor Russia on a
steamer laden with grain, etc, for
the starving Russians. He goes to
assist in the proper distribution OF
the cargo.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06

The money that goes abroad to
pay for the labor of manufacturing
one hundred million dollars worth
ut wooden goods, or iron goods, etc .,
Is absolutely taken from the en-.
ployment and pay of labor in this
land
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06

Kew. Homer Thrall has retired
from the editorship Of the Kenova
Reporter and Prof. Chas s. Bown
has taken charge Of that paper. The
reporter was ably edited while
Mr.. Thrall had charge Of it and
we feel sure it will not retrograde
as long as the Professor is CON
nected with it. He possesses the
talent to make it live paper and
has an excellent chance to gather
the news.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06

Cleveland is climbing the Hill E.
He may get to the top of that Hill,
but he will never reach the White
House again.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06

The ADVANCE would be pleased
to see Bro. J. +. McGlothlin. edi-
tor of the Ravenswood News, elect
ed as one of the delegates from THE
district to the National Republic
can convention.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06
DpOprrcl

COUNTRY PRoDUCB WANTED
Ship yoar country produce to Pet
tigrew d Co, wholesale commits
sion merchants, Cincinnati, Ohio.
They pay the highest market prices
for everything.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06

Governor Mckinley WAS exactly
right when he said if there was no
protection on wool as it comes off
the sleeps back there would be
none on woolens as they go on the
back of the farmers.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06

Do the warning Democrats think
hv Knocking each other out that it
will be considered sign that they
can knock the Republicans out:
That's their usual logic.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06
Improving Trade.

She was good.lookjng woman
anu when she came 'nto Wash.
'ogton jcwclry store the dapper
young clerk couldn't be too polite.
What IS il, madam 70 nc INQUIRED
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06

1t Is strange to what things peo-
pie still pin their faith. We heard
man the other day forecasting the
weather. He spoke with as much
confidence In regard to what
storms there would be in the next
two or three weeks, and the state
OF the temperature, as any one of
us would of the suns rising to-
morrow. There was not a falter
In his tones, nor the faintest sus-
plcion of doubt or misgiving. And
when he came to give the reason
for the faith that was in him, he
said he had been reading Javne's
almanac. And we find there are
great many people who have
faith in almanacs, moon signs and
various other signs. And proba-
bly, very few of us are entirely free
from superstition of some kind
Would you always rather, when
you look at the new moon for the
first time, it should be over your
right shoulder? We would.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06
All Nj. Thomson.

Proprietor of the St. Nicholas
Tavern, Huntington, invites all his
Wayne county friends to cali when
they want square meal" Re-
duced rates.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06

Mr.. Nicefellow-Did you ever no
tee what sunny hair Miss Beauti has1
Rival Belle-Often. BY the way.
did you notice what a fiery red sun.
get we had last nightl-New York
Weekly.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06

Republicans of this county should
organize csabs in every neighbor-
hood, if they have not already done
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06

Truck stores and deprecated
dollars arc thieves and robbers who
prey hrst and most cruelty upon the
wages OF toiling and helpless labor.
he vote of the laboring man
should always be- counted against
even the shadow Of these his deadly
enemies.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06
Wednesday,. April Is, 1892.

Protests against opening the
Worlds Fair on Sunday continue
to pour in.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06

Senator p. w. Morris has. been
blessed with another addition to his
interesting family.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06
For Rent.

Dwelling houses for rent on rea-
sonable terms. Apply to n. E.
Millender, at the mill Co.'S office,
during day; at M;llender Lumber
Co.'S hardware store, in the even
ing.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06

C'P'tal in this country is now
about able to take care of itself in
manufacturing enterprises, but labor
Is assailed by the cheap competition
OF the oppressed hordes of the
world aud must have protection or
sink to the level of assailanis.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06
. Ii Millender Lumber Co.
StOckhOldprS' NIeefinr

Notice Is hereby given that there will he a
ana kenova Railroad Company, held Mt the
oihce OF Vinson * Mcdonald, in Huntington.
west Virginia, on Wednesday, A pril IS Is.go
H. Il. Ninson, 7 l. (,aId vel,
q. II. Mcdonald, George y MIIIer -
George McKendree, r. III Prichard
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06

The steamer Golden Rule was
destroyed by fire at Cincinnati last
Thursday. Miss Nellie Maloney,
of Cincinnati, who with other pas
sengers became panic stricken,
jumped in the river and was
drowned. A number of other lives
were lost. also.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06
w. w. Marcum,
AttOrney-at-Law,
Ceredo, w. Va.
Merit Wins

VIII practice In all the courts OF w. Va.
Boyd and and Lawrence county, Ky.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06
SINGERS

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William ii. Quartly, Auctioneer. Minia-
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an auctioneer. any affection of the voice or
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Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06

Nm exchange has hit upon nov
81 way Of keering subscriptions
paid up. Every time a delinquent
subscriber is mentioned. his name
- inyerted. For example, "uMoIq
uqof aud wife are ON a visit ~
friends al East Point" Every 9th
er reader understands what il
means and there is grand rush
among the negligent 10 oct right
side up again. We arc afraid we
shall have TO inyert the names Of
some of our subscribers protty
soon Look out!-E Shepherdstown
Register.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06

E FOR THE BLOOD.
Bihousness. take
BROwN's IRON BITTERs.
IL cures quickly. For sale BY all dealers In
medicine. Ge' the genuine.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06
Prices the Lowest I!
PROTECTION OR FREE TRADE2
WHICH,

A'O ~ iOA' yin ThEE hAUEl
WHICH2
Do you want to keep thoroughly
posted on the effects of the New
Tariff Law, as shown from week TO
week? Do you want to know all
about the policy of Protection and
have an answer to every false state.
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Yes.
Then subscribe for your home pa.
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published weekly by the American
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Economist is an ack nowledged au
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have made special arrangement
with the publishers by which we
can send you the &c onomist for
year and the ADVANCE for only
81 so.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06

fhirty years ago three Young
men began publishing n paper At
Aenia, OHIO. One of them was re-
garded as very bright, one Of me
dunn ability, the other very dull
The brilliant man is still editing a
small paper in that State. The
second one was the late Preston
b. Plumb, Senator from Kansas
aud the dullard was Whrtelaw
Reid Exchange.
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Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-04-06

Wire fencing for sale at the AID.
VANCE office very cheap.
Milford chronicle., 1892-11-25
BY request al 4
"KING's DAUGHTERS
Dover, Nov p, '92.
The General Assembly


There will only be TWO Republicans in the
next general assembly. They will sit in
the senate, which is composed OF uine mem-
bers aud is the smallest legislative body in
the United States The two are Senator
john Pnling and James AlcAulliu.
The composition Of tie General Assembly
is rs Democrats and Republicans. The
house, 2I Democrats.
The uemoeIs Of tine Senate are as follows:
New Castle-John Pyle, D.; Tohu Piliing
R James McMaliin, R.
Kent-James Williams, Thomas T Lacey,
William L Watson, democrats.
Sussex William NJ. Ross, Charles B.
Houston, William T. Record Democrats.
The Democrats who hold over are James
Williams, Charles B. Houston aud William
NJ. Ross. Thomas T. Lacey fills the unex
pired term of Senator John Hall.
The members Of the house are as follows:
New Castle Col. H. Spruaace, J Harry
Whiteman. James II. S. Gam, Joseph Wit
took. Harry Day, William Cooch, Columbus
Watkins.
hent-Wlllldu T.. 1dli5 ADel oS'Ai' 4AA AtiiN9
Conway, William Salisbury, John S. Pratt,
Samuel Armstrong, Hezekiah Harrington
Sussex-Samuel L. Kenney, George A.
Brain, Randall NJ. Lynch, Horace J. Hick-
man, Robert W Dasey, John H. Prettyman
and John T. Jacobs
The General Assembly will meet on the
first Tuesday in January, the caucus will be
held the night before.
Milford chronicle., 1892-11-25

You will own a stroke of
genius if you get one Of our
elegant long cut, full back
Overcoats. They have. caught
all the grace Of the fashion of
the period and are fhe accepted
standards. They have imita-
tors, but are without peers.
The big sales prove that.
The Kersey Overcoats are
SIS. $50. S22.5o, $25, $50,
SIS, $40 and S45.
Real Montagnacs Of Sedan
in beautifully made Overcoats.
edges piped with velvet, SIS.
DO you want an Overcoat
at $40? 1t awaits you here.