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The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-05-18

IT is mighty hard thing to love and
spect u woman who knows you through and
through. Transcript
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-05-18

The most wonderful thing about shad
is how the meat ever got between the bones
Texas Siltings.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-05-18
Drown This Pnnster !

The seine fisherman realizes that his
gross profits are his net receipts.-Once
n Week
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-05-18

You can't tell much about a mans reli-
gion by the noise he makes at camp meeting.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-05-18

WHEN you see man in brown study
you may know that his goose is cooked
Dallas News.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-05-18

AMBIGUOUS. -"Excuse me, madam, am
afraid | am very late" ooh, my dear Herr
Won Eifferl, you are never too late. Erie,
gende Blaetter.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-05-18

do YoU believe that marriage is fail.
urea" "No, but my husband does. Brook
Ign Life.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-05-18

A MANS hand and his fist are identical,
yet it makes considerable difference which
is shaken
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-05-18
ROMEO's HARD LUCK.
nnitn Annrnnriate,

"They say that Littleby is counting
that great tall girl. Miss High
"Ncs."
81 should like to see him kissing her
good night when he's leaving her"
He never says good night
"No?"
"No; he shakes hands with her and
looks at her and says so long "-Yar-
mouth Register.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-05-18
Between the Courses

Diner-You may possibly recollect
that ordered roast lamb long time
ago.
Waiter-Yes, sir; it'll be ready di-
rectly.
Diner-Well, kill another; | don't
want milton
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-05-18

A LONDON journal recently awarded
prize to the man who defined wit to be "the
power to say what everybody else was
about to say If he had only thought of it."
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-05-18

WHEN the funny man is at his wits end
he wants period Galveston News.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-05-18
4 ShreWd Guess.

Sunday School Teacher-Can you tell
me which of the disciples told lie?
Johnnie-Yes, ma'am! Judas.
S. S. T.-Can you tell me why he did
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-05-18
The Money That Wins.

Johnnie (doubtfully)-Cause he was
q fisherman.-N. y. Herald.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-05-18

FIG i. FIG. y.
PLAN OF GRANARY IN PLAN OF GRANARy BE
CORNER OF BARN. TWEEN THRESHING
FLOORS.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-16
On to Chicago.

Chicago is the Mecca toward which the
wild and wooley Democracy is turning its
face at present. The rational Democratic
convention convenes there on Tuesday
next. The delegates from New Mexico
are as follows: Felix Martinez, Of San
Miguel; Idus L. Fielder, of Grant; B.
Seligman, Of Santa Fe; q. A. Richardson,
of Chaves, 4. v. Long, Of San Miguel, f.
V. Chaves, Of Socorro.
They are either now en- ronte or booked
for an early start for the city by the lake.
Although they have "uothing to do with
the case" most OF the alternates Will
also be on deck. There are G. Noise,
San Miguel; G. B. Beringer, Colfax; G..
F. Easley, Santa Fe; Geo. Curry, Lin.
coin L. Emmet, San Miguel; D. Chaves,
Socorro.
Aside from the above a number OF
visitors will be present from hlsterrltory,
including liberal sprinkling OF White
Cap leaders from San Miguel county, who
90 chiefly as wire pullers for the Hon.
Felix Martinez, leader of the socalled
Democratic contingent from this territory.
Martinez and Long pose as Cleveland
men, which means that they would de-
stroy the wool, silver and .eaG producing
interests of New Mexico, but in reality
they are for the man who sees them last
and best. In fact the whole delegation
outside OF Fielder, is for Cleveland and
the tearing-down principle he represents.
Some of the delegates, however, have
rather interesting second choIces. Selig-
man would like to see Palmer, of Illinois,
and Pattison, OF Pennsylvania, on the
ticket. Boise, OF Iowa, has some friends
in the crowd. Richardson, OF Chayes
county, says bis first choice is, any man
that the Democratic party can elect; sec
ond choice, Gray and Flower. ldus l..
Fielder, of Silver City, comes nearer rep
resentng the Democratic masses than
any of them. He is opposed to Cleveland
and in favor of inserting a free coinage
plank in the platform.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-16
Destructive Cyclones.

GALEsBURo, Ill.,, June l6.--There passed
through the northeastern part OF this,
Knox county, about s o'clock Tuesday
evening most destructive tornado and
ruin'was left all along its path. 1t came
with such suddenness thet the citizens had
no time in which TO fly to places OF
safety. In the Free Methodist church
there was assembled congrega-
ton. In the rink were gathering
a committee for Fourth Of July cele-
bration, The church was quickly q
mass Of ruins and the congregation was
imprisoned. A number were injured,
one dangerously. The rink was blown
down, but those inside managed to escape
without injury.
Nearly every business house along the
principal streets was unroofed, and the
stocks of goods were badly damaged by the
floods of water following the tornado.
Several lives were lost.
Chicago Yesterdays storm did more
damage than at first reported. At least
seven lives were lost in Chicago and
seventeen persons more or lesa injured.
Hundreds OF thousands of dollars damage
was done.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-16
august
Flower

For two years I suffered terribly
with stomach trouble, and was for
all that time under treatment by a
physician. He finally, after trying
everything, said stomach was about
worn out, and that I would have to
cease eating solid food for time at
least. I was so weak that I could
not work. Finally on the recon-
mendation of a friend who had used
your preparations
A worn-out with beneficial re-
suits, I procured a
Stomach. bottle Of August
Flower, and COM
menced using it. 1t seemed to do
ME good at once. gained in
strength and flesh rapidly; my ap-
petite became good, and suffered
no bad effects from what I ate. I
feel now like new man, and con-
slider that August Flower has en-
tirely cured me of Dyspepsia in its
worst form. JAMES E. DRDERIcK,
Saugerties, New York.
w. B. Utsey, St. Georges, S. c.,
writes: I have used your August
Flower for Dyspepsia and find it an
excellent remedy. .
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-16

held is coed one. So far as Whltelaw Reid
is concerned, 1t is very certain that the oc-
cssions upon which be is heard will be few
aud far between. This is not because he
is not a good speaker, but because he
suffers from a chronic affection OF the
throat which makes it impossible for him
to address public gatherings very often,
or for any length of time. There will,
however, be no lack of cratory in the
campaign, for even before the newly
elected national committee had tenn
porarily organized at Minneapolis its
members had been deluged with offers
from prominent Republican speakers in
all parts of the country to go on the stump
under its auspices.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-16
A Cleveland Boomer.

CHICAGO, June l6.-Henry Willard, the
Northern Pacific railroad magnate, ar
rived here this afternoon, and took up his
quarters at the Auditorium, where suite
of rooms has been reserved for his occu-
pancy. The ex-newspaper man and now
financial magnate is an active adherent
of ex-President Cleveland, as was re-
Gently evidenced by bis subscription OF
81 900 to the anti-Hill committee in New
York. 1t is expected that he will be able
to exercise a good deal OF influence with
western and northwestern delegates in
favor of the ex-president, and the story
comes from New York that in the event
of the latter's nomination Willard will
stand pledged to raise anywhere from
5000, 900 to $25O,000 for campaign pur-
poses.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-16
A Chicago Scandal.

CnIcAao, June 16.-If it is widow OF
considerable means " no has, as is alleged,
instigated the recent brutal assault upon
Joseph Fish, the wealthy dry goods mer-
chant and society man, her identity is
still mystery. The case is again before
Justice Lyon this morning and Jerry
Trumbly, the assailant, is as taciturn and
morose as ever. Somebody has provided
him with able counsel, although he has
no means of his own, and this fact is
considered significant. Three additional
charges have been filed against him, one
being that of conspiring with persons un-
known, and if he is convicted upon these
charges he can be sent to Joliet for a
period of twenty-five years.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-16
Presidential Gossip.

WASHINGTON, June l6.-It is regarded
as doubtful whether either Of the Repub-
lican candidates will "ewing the CIRCLE"
to use political phrase, in the coming
campaign. President Harrison made
quite a number Of speeches in Indiana
and other states in the campaign of 1888,
but some of his friends are now inclined
to hold that it would be undignified for
him now, as president, to take a promi-
nent part in the coming campaign in his
own behalf. On the Other hand there
are those who argue that 1t would be
emnently statesmanlike for him to make
tour OF the country, expounding and
defending the actions and course OF his
administration during the past four years,
and commencing it to the careful con-
slderation of those who vote November
next.
The fact is cited that even so staid a
statesman and such stickler for form
as Mr.. Gladstone, has never hestated to
enter actively into an English campaign
in behalf OF the return of himself and
party to power, and this precedent, it is
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-16
A Fearful Accident.

CINCINNATI, June 16.-One of the most
fearful accidents in the history Of this
vicinity was the fall yesterday OF the
bridge which was in the course OF con-
struction over the Licking river between
Covington and Newport, Ky. Forty five
workmen we're on the structure. So far
as known only two escaped unhurt. The
others were either killed by the crashing
of the iron and timbers or were drowned
in the water. The cause is surmised to
be the weakening of the false wood work.
Suddenly without warning, there was
cracking sound of breaking timbers, a
sudden swaying of the structure and a
headlong plunge of the whole mass OF
timbers, iron and helpless workmen in
the muddy waters of the Licking river
fifty feet below.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-16
An Audience with Gladstone.

LONDON, June l6.-Mr. Gladstone gave
audience today to a delegation from the
parliamentary committee of, the trades
council for the purpose Of receiving a
number of demands Of the English trades
unions which they desired to be a part OF
the liberal platform in the approaching
parliamentary campaign. At his own
request the deputation was limited to ten
The chief argument made was
in favor of an eight hour bill. The ex-
premier listened to the deputation at
tentiyey but made no pledges.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-16

GREAT FALLS, Mont, June l6.-The
Mississippi river is higher than ever known
since the existence OF this city. The peo'
pie along the shore are driven from their
homes. Bridges have been washed out,
20 that there have been no trains over the
Montana Central road for Helena since
Friday,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-16
The SockIess Statesma an.

WICHITA, Kas., June 16.-The Farmers
Alliance convention of the 7th congress-
ional district yesterday re-nomInsted
Jerry Simpson by acclaniation. The con-
vention was very enthusiastic. 1t Is
thought Simpson will be endorsed by the
Democrats of the district.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-16
BRIEF WlRINGS::-
Italy Too.

ROME, June 16.-The government has
notified Mr.. Porter. the American min
lister, that the Italian government accepts
the invitation to take part in the inter-
national monetary conference.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-16

Notice of fStOckhOlders Meeting.
The annual meeting OF the stockholders
OF the Water & Improvement company
will be held at the office of the company
in Santa Fe, N. NJ, Saturday, July 9th, at
IL o'clock, for the Election Of board Of
directors and such other business as may
come before them. Dated June II, 1892.
RoBT. +. CARR,
EDWIN B. SEWARD,
l.. SPIEGELBERG,
r. ]. PALEN,
Directors.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-16
GOVERNMENT LAND SCRIP.

Land script of all classes for sale. Ad-
dress Holcomb 4 Johnson, Land & Min.
ing Attorneys, 629 F street, N. w., Wash
ington, d. 9.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-16
Notice of stockholders Meeting.

Wanted-At this Office, laws Of 's7 in
English.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-16

Wanted at the Office OF the New MEX
IcAN, laws OF 1889 in English.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-16

The latest and best forms Of mortgage
deeds and chattel mortgages are for sale
at the NEW MEXICAN Printing Office.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-16

Patronize the New MEXICAN for all
sorts of fine and cheap job printing; larg-
est and best printing and book binding
establishment in the territory.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1892-06-14
The Farms of New Brunswick.

In extended travels over the New
Brunswick and Intercolonial railways one
has practical opportunity for observation
of country and study of those who are
sustained by it, and any one with half
disposition to fairness must admit that
our own country cannot anywhere show
finer farms or more bright and prosper
GUS villages. The manner, motive, con-
versation and characteristics of native
passengers travelling between interior
settlements and towns tell as much as
statistics. The face of this fine province,
as whole, is filed with interesting pic
lures of thrift, amplitude, content. Eng
hshmen, Scotchmen and lrishmen seem
to have assimilated and merged into
another race, retaining the best qualities
of each The farming population as a
class average as well as, or better than,
our own in point of intelligence and a
certain Admirable quality of not unpleas-
ant assertiveness and self reliance, and in
many sections, like the central, western,
southern and southeastern valleys, the
beauty of villages, shaded highways and
outlying farms cannot be surpassed In
the states or in any part of garden like
England. Edgar L. Wakeman's Letter.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1892-06-14
The Parsons Bible.

Rev. E. H. Lawrence of Wisconsin,
was presented with Bible many years
ago which he carried through the war.
He always carried it in his coat pocket.
AT the battle of Kennesaw Mountain a
bullet struck Rev. Mr.. Lawrence on
his left side, penetrating his coat and
shirt. then into his Bible, stopping at
Isaiah ill.,, T. Strange to say the Bible
saved his life, and he preserved the
book with the bullet in it until his
death. The first sermon he ever
preached lie took the verse at which
the bullet stopped for his text, and
preached the sermon at Antioch church.
Morgan county. Herald.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1892-06-14

1t is a good deal easier to spoil a
knife than to sharpen it. To begin
with, a rough stone is used too freely
Unless a knife has very round or
ragged edge it does not want any
Grinding at ALL and it can be brought
into shape far more rapidly and surely
Inv the aid of milestone and a little
oil It is no use laying the blade nat
on the stone and rubbing hard; hold
the back of the knife well up and
shorpen the edge of the blade only. II
,or know how to use it, the back OF
q knife makes an excellent steel oil
sharpener, but the secret Is nara 10 "'
ouire.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1892-06-14
Too Recent.

Juliette, little girl who was making
what her parents regarded as remarka-
BILE progress at school, was asked one
day by her Uncle George;
"Well, Juliette, what study do you
like bestY'
"Oh, history, Uncle George. I'm
getting along splendidly in that"
eyes" said her mother. Just ask
her a question, and see how much she
knows
well" said Uncle George, tell me
the story of Adam"
Juliette looked up with surprise.
"Adams" she said. why, l haven't
got as far as that yetl"-Youth's Com
nauiOD
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1892-06-14
70 HIM WHO WATTS.


:, abo waits amid tho worlds appiauss
~, wD share of Justice, to'ling day by DAY.
b. s assss viii come now dim and fisr away
AZ '' 10 him who waits.
rbo waits beyond the darkness drear
1op 'n' cometh with refnlgent light.
Ine ,p,no assurance OF day more bright
b''ps' To him who waits
.,ru who waits, though tears may often fan.
y ~, hnees be bowed In sorrow and 10 prayer,
A - s, rsf will end. and everything he fair
%s'' To him who waits
~, ,,to waits, and reaches out his hands
70 "a. "a toier up life's beetiing crags.
loa% ase viii come from every III that flags
SUI To him who waits.
.,,, xbo waits, and struggles not in vain
- orsrcome the evils that abound
r,,nn his breast. sweet will the victory sound
WIS., To him who waits
.,,, who waits there comes willy throng,
y na s,aer and SCOT aud look with baieful eyes
WI mhat of thems They are but gnats and file,
wv To him who waits
.,,r who waits there must be recompense
~ ~ useful work. whatever may betide,
=, ,Scompensation reaching far and wide
Tc him who waits.
-. linn who waits the stars are always friends,
r,'a restless ocean and the azure sky.
i AZ things in nature speak and prophesy
To him who waits.
=. him who waits true love viii some day come
.Dd law an offering at his blameless shrine;
s s vii be love. and love will be divine,
To him who waits
~ him who waits the world will some day cheer
And sing his praises; Fame's mysterious gates
vii open for him; heaven seem more near.
To him who waits,
Boston Globe
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1892-06-14
Carefully Accurate.

A student of ancient history, seeing
the statement that certain famous
character in history had died 1890 A.
NJ. (anno mundi, or the year OF the
world, remarked to his professor with
some su, prise, 'How exceedingly care
full those ancients were about noting
little circumstances.
''What do you mean" the professor
asked.
why, they even tell the time OF
day that a great man dies. We don't do
that now"
Il think you are mistaken, replied
the teacher.
mo, am not here it is: His death
occurred at 10:30 a. IN. YOUTH
Companion.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1892-06-14
An Independent Horse.

In the business portions of our city
there are a good many horses belong
ing to firms or to private individuals
which stand 'on call, as it were, often
times for hours, in front of their owners
place of business. These horses come
to be well known in their neighbor-
hoods, and acquaintance with them
shows in them habits and idiosyncra-
sizes which are most interesting. One
of the equines, with an individuality all
his own, is gray horse belonging to a
firm in Winthrop square. He stands in
front of his owners store apparently
bordering upon the ups and downs of
life. the hat trade and the weather,
and occasionally he starts off for an in
dependent tour round the square, af-
fording much amusement. sometimes
CONSERVATION, to people who are unac-
quainted with his ways of doing things.
Should it occur to him that he is
thirsty or that to take drink would
be diversion in the monotony of his
afternoon he walks over to the drink
ing fountain in the square, politely
awaits his turn, quenches his thirst,
turns around and marches back, like
Bo Peeps sheep, so that his owner
having left him facing in one direction
is quite apt to find him facing in an
other The old gray horse is an indie
pendent character, they will tell you
i in Winthrop square. Boston Herald.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1892-06-14
Don't Write "CoId si.w."

Noticing recipe for ''Kauldslaugh."
it occurred TO me that might enlighten
readers as to the meaning and original
spelling of that word, Ii Is composed of
two Dutch (Holland) words and signifies
salad made of cabbage; kool pro
nounced cole) means cabbage; sla tpro-
nounced slaw) means salad, and the
proper name in Dutch is ''koolsla." 1t
Is simply prepared; the cabbage is shaved
fine, seasoned with pepper and salt and
then with little vinegar is heated in a
pan until the cabbage is wilted. ! have
seen il written in recipe books as Gold
Slaw,r the word cold BEING used as the
opposite of hot. and in that sense must
have been taken from the sound and not
the meaning of the word. Cor. Coed
Housekeeping.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1892-06-14

There is no rational ground for the
common notion that the pleasure of eat
ing depends mainly upon what is eaten;
II depends upon the eater. the vigor of
digestion and the condition of the nerves.
If all these are sound and true, the pre-
else kinds of food and drink are matters
of little consequence. But-and this Is
q very, very large buff you will keep
them sound and true they must not be
abused by overwork, or by having work
forced upon them for which they were
never intended. THE Man in the Moon"
IN Good Housekeeping.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1892-06-14
wh.n s.da,es Were First Used.

1t is supposed that the saddle was in
vented about the middle of the Fourth
century. but the fact, in the opinion of
some, has not been positively proven.
Zonaras. the historian. tells us that
Constantine the younger was killed in
the year $40, when he fell from his sad
die. The word translated into saddle
also means, however, the back of the
horse, or the place where the rider sat.
1t is true, nevertheless. that Sidonius
Apol.inaris used the word that unmis-
takably refers to the saddietree.-De-
troit Free Press