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The Lamar register., 1892-06-04
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Can be
to cure Catarrh-Dr. S
Remedy. It's moth
25 years it has been
thing. 1t gives pro
plete relief but 20
than that. And you
this Remedy-there's
is perfect and perm
worst chronic cases, n,
how long standing, y
mild, soothing, cleansing
ing properties. "Cold in tt
needs but a few applicat;
tarrhal Headache, and
troubles that come from
are at once relieved and c
You can count on someth
$500 in cash.
You can count on it, bu
more than doubtful whether
earn it.
The proprietors of DR.. S
Remedy, in good faith, offer
amount for an incurable {
Catarrh. Don't think th
have one, though.
They'll pay you, if t.
cure you. That's certain
But they can cure 20
just about as certain, too.
Can you ask more ?
The Lamar register., 1892-06-04
way or Color.

The hue of healthi Who can mistake iti The
white brow, the deepened tint of the cheek.
tion of the eye, q cheery expression of the
eounten1ace, are infaliihle indicia that the
that consequently digestion and the bowels are
unhisturbel II however, the complexion and
eyebslls have saffron tint, or the face Is drawn
aud void Of sprightliness and animation: the
hillary gland is almost certain 10 be out OF or
der. Kectify the lifaculty speedily. thoroughly,
with the paramount ambitious specific Hos
letters Stomach Biiters, which promptly rem
tdiCs not ouly the above outward and visible
signs OF biliousness but also the sick head
aches. constipation, vertigo. fur upon the
tongue. nausea sour breath and pains through
the right side which characterize 1t The liver
whieh TIE Bitters is sovereign specific. This
medicine remedies with equal promptitude and
completeness, kidney complaint dyspepsia,
rneGInGt.5m and nervousness.
1t isn't because the topper is ehagrined thai
he draws in his horns.n
man who has prsctieed medicine for 40
years ought TO Know salt from sugar; read what
TOLEDO o., Jan. 10, 1887.
Messrs. r. J. Cheney & Co.-Gentemen;-t
have been in the general practice OF medicine
for most 10 years, and would say that In all my
practice and ex erieGce have never seen prep
aEation that could prescribe with as much con-
fdence Of success as / can Halls Catarrh Cure,
manufactured by you. Have prescribed y a
great many times and Its effect Is wonderful
aud would say in conclusion that have yet &c
tlnd a earc OF catarrh that IT would not cure II
| they would take It according to directions
/. l. GoRsUCu, NJ. D.,
Office, 2i5 Summit St
We viii give 500 for any case Of estaErh tha
cannot bs-lEsei viii -Halrs Cstarrh Cure Cure
1uken internally.
+. j. CHENEY & CO.. Props, Toledo, o.
eE7-Sold by Druggists, 75c-
a hundred times more trouble is caused by
men who can get work, than by the man who
wants work, but cannot get it,
The Only One Ever Printed-Can You Find
the Word.
There Is a 3-inch display advertisement in
this paper this week which has no two words
alike except one word. The same Is true Of
each new one appearing each week, from the
DR.. Harter Medicine Co. This house places
Crescent on everything they make and pub
lish. Look for IT, send them the name OF the
word. and they will return you Book, BEAUrI-
FUL LITHoaRAPHs OR SAMPLES FREE.
The wise man does not hesitate in adver-
tising what a lawyer would char"
intending hts assi'---
The Lamar register., 1892-06-04

Maxim, the inventor of the Maxim gun, one
of the greatest of American inventors, ex-
plains In the June Cosmopolitan how 1t is
possible to build without further discussion
n flying machine which will travel through
the air at the rate of 100 miles per hour; this
without the aid of any gas.
The Lamar register., 1892-06-04
IN THE SICK room.


Among the pillows ,roppcd in s,v...,, .,.---
She feels the heavy time Sir ,i,.,sf, gi'os'.
away; 1-V" y
She's weary of ihs bhushing crimson rosa
That seems no longer gay. i0se
Shcces nct hear the bril- Of melody
T < swsctly sings within a eoid .,..a
Shut. e'se
J q several br3nd-ne,v novels r,n,,rd ,,..,. H.,
Cnopen.d and uncut. '''' '''''
But nov; . sIsiilc dts orr her features frea
Al suddenly, her dreams WITH nle,e,,..,
filled. f'''' VI Z
iirr sort brown eyes dilate excitetsfy-
she's With rare rapture thrilled
'ls ,,,.. s.S:ss, .. "a ! morning paper bowd
Asks Ser II she lsrI kindly Rad aloud
1hc latest blrsg gin sale.-purlz.
The Lamar register., 1892-06-04
The SKILL AND KNowLEpoR

Essential to the production of the most
perfect and popular laxative remedy
known, have enabled the California
Fig Syrup Co. to achieve u great success
in the reputation of its remedy, Syrup
of Figs, as it is conceded t. be the uni
versal laxative. For sale by all drug
The Lamar register., 1892-06-04

DR.. C. B. Judds Electric Belts tciH cure IN
nearly all cases ichers medicine fails. Sold on
sir psOnGts' trial Judd Electric Co., OMAHA
Neb.
The Lamar register., 1892-06-04

. We always admire dentist for one thing
at lenst He isn't afraid to say thing right
to your teeth.
The Lamar register., 1892-06-04

Liquor and tobacco habit positively cured
by .sMAeIo CHLORIDE OF GOLD" All drug
gists. Blake, Bruce q Co., Omaha, Mob,
Wholesale Agents.
The Lamar register., 1892-06-04

The male voice girl likes best to hear
the one with 'ring' to it.
The Lamar register., 1892-06-04

~ have found your Bradycrotine sure cure
for headaches" A. P. Hanks. Mountain Peak,
Texas
The Lamar register., 1892-06-04

Liquor and tobacco habit positively cured
by "MAoIC CHLORIDE OF GoLD.n All drug
gists. Blake Bruce & Co., Omaha, Neb.,
Wholesale Agents.
The Lamar register., 1892-06-04

Have you ever heard parrot sweari No
but I've heard cro-cus.
The Lamar register., 1892-06-04

Women jump at conclusions and generally
hit. Men reason things out logically and
generally miss it.
The Lamar register., 1892-06-04

Even when a ship parts with her anchor she
still keeps her hold.
The Lamar register., 1892-06-04

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria,
When she was a Child she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss she clung to Castoria,
Then she had Children, zhe gave them Castoria,
The Lamar register., 1892-06-04

A cent in your pocket is worth two on you
handkerchief
The Lamar register., 1892-06-04

"Hanson's Magic Corn SnIve."
Warranted to cure, money refunded. Ask
your druggist for it. Price Is cents.
The Lamar register., 1892-06-04

An oculist is the man who can make peo
pie ''open their eyes.r
The Lamar register., 1892-06-04

II any boat can shoot the rapids success
fully we should think it would be the gun
boat
The Lamar register., 1892-06-04

'Tis strange that we should have fresh eggs
as the result of fowl habit.
The Lamar register., 1892-06-04

Elrn. WiusIow' q soothing = rup, for Chill
cren teething, softens the gums reduces innamma-
t!nn allays pain, cures wind co.ic- &c. q bottle.
The Lamar register., 1892-06-04
I'LL Goods bearing this label
AHd Or Colorado Manufacture.
DENVER BUSINESS HOUSES.

10000 PEOPLE saved $4,000 Inst year by having
DIR. CAMERON extract their teeth at &c; soc to
d for silver hlling;'S IS for full set of teeth.
Office, Union Blk, cor. 10th and Arapahoe SITS.
THE GREAT WESTERN MUTUAL ACCI DENT
Association, and ) Tabor block. p. o. Box 1851
LEoNARp-sCHECK sADDLEBY co., 1512-15li
Blake st.-Wholesale saddlery, Harness, &C.
REMINGTON TYPEw RIrERs AND SUPPLIES
1G1 1Champa-Stenographer furnished tree.
"BEwARE OF PAINT"-The L. c. Reitze = Bros.
Wall Paper and Decorating Co.. l6l1
THE DENVER FIRE CLAY Co-163J -
Dealers in Photog raphers' supplies.
A. WARD oPTICIAN, 1854 Lawrence ST., Denver
DENVER TENT AND AWNING co-ldl7 Blake st.
STEPHENS, HANcHETr Il Co-Real Estate. Loans
HOTEL brunswick. 18th and Lawrenee-European.
j. NJ. MooRE's soNS-Har ardwnre. 15S9 18th St
The Lamar register., 1892-06-04

Learn Shorthand by mail. Positions se-
cured by w. G. Chanee, Oswego, n. Y.
The Lamar register., 1892-06-04

Every desire Is Unsuitable and therefore II
always In want.
The Lamar register., 1892-06-04

photographers, Jewellers, Book Binders, Paint.
ers' and Dentists Gold and silver waste. and
small lots of Rich Ores smeed ,reflnei and bought
Pure Gold and silver Foil for sale Address, A.. NJ.
DONALDsON & CO., ?. o. Box 1850. Denyer, colo.
The Lamar register., 1892-06-04

1t isn't because the topper is ehagrined thai
he draws in his horns.n
The Lamar register., 1892-06-04

The wise man does not hesitate in adver-
tising what lawyer would chnrurH
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-01-02
JUDGE HUGO.

If Judge Hugg sends everybody to
Jail who feels, or even has expressed,
contempt for him and his court, they
will be obliged to build several new
jaiis to accommodate the prisoners and
his spleen.-Philadelph Press.
If Judge Hugg, of Camden, n. j., in
sistS OH committing citizens to Jail for
contempt of court he will soon depop-
ulate the town. The contempt felt for
his court is shared by the majority OF
Camden;S inhabitantS.-NeWY York Adj
vertiSer,
William III. Vanderbilt's famous
phrase is believed to have run like this ::
"The public be damned!" Brakeman
Herrick's ran this way: THAT'S one on
me-" Judge Hugg, of Camden's, goes
thus: Public opinion is anarchy %
What epigrammatlsts we are. to be
sure.-New York World.
By the way i'll which Judge Hugg, of
Camden county, New Jersey, the judi
cial tool Of Thompson, Of Gloucester, is
Furnishing every one for contempt of
court, it begins to look as if the Camden
Jail will have to be enlarged so as to
afford accommodations for the whole
United States-Pittsburg Dispatch.
EJudge Hugg, of Camden, seems to
have started in to regulate both the
press and the pulpit at the same time
Speaking for the press, we think be will
have his hands full; and the Camden
pulpit promises to take as good care of
itself as could reasonably be expected.
1t would not surprise us, iddeed, if the
whole matter resulted in Judge Hugg
being very thoroughly regulated HIM
Self.-New York Advertiser.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-01-02
A DIFFICULT ROLE.

One of the recent dramatic repre-
sensations in this city presented burg
lar on the stage doing his nocturnal
work under the supervision of an art
less little maiden. Kindly and COM
mendable qualities are exhibited. There
are probably gradations of refinement
and genius in this vocation. There
have been both in stage depictions and
actual life those who filled the dual
character of the burglar at night and
the reputable, law-conservlng gentlemen
by day. One in New Jersey, who was
disturbed in his pursuit recently and
consigned to the penltentiary for five
years, was unique and artistic in his
methods. 1t is not as a religious man,
or one that reveled among churchly
things, that he eXeites surprise, but at
the mixture of humor and the aesthetic.
His outfit was not the vulgar, iconO-
elastic one of the ordinary burglar. He
quietly entered the sleeping apartment
OF clergyman, and adopted the clerical
garb. In this attire he took the role of
the city missionary ana easily obtained
the run of the churches and clerical
things. He improved his opportunities
and utilized the information gained so
that he had his rooms filled with the
paraphernalia to be obtained in
churches. He was not. apparently.
actuated by groveling considerations.
He did not attempt to sell the valu-
ables he was able to find, but
so arranged them by the use of
curtains and devices that he could.
by pulling strings, have presented
the altar and environments of Catho-
lie, Hebrew or Episcopal church, or the
simpler furnishing of other denomina-
tons. He had the makeup of Protest
ant clergyman, Catholic priest and
Hebrew rabbi, and sent out circulars in
each of these characters, offering to otfi-
ciate in all these relations where such
services are needed, from the cradle to
the grave, at reasonable rates. He
seems to have had his days as we'll filled
in these activities as his nights were in
burglarizing. An incautious act led to
the discovery of his duplex system and
an interruption to his chequered career.
His life, perhaps, has morals for Sunday
school literature. 1t shows the danger
of attempting to combine antagonistic
voeations.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-01-02
MERRY MOODS.

There is always a hand of welcome
ready to be offered to the strange UNI
fredericksburg Press.
You can hatter any man by telling
him that you know him to be man who
is not easily f1attered.-Atchison Globe.
If the parIor rocking chair could talk,
it would put a stop to much of the
grumbling about crowded street cars. -
Binghamton Republican.
Collector left bill here Yesterday
for some shirts your husband got. Did
he look it over? Lady of the house
No, he overlooked it-Clothier.
Even Washington's graceful carriage
didn't make as lasting an impressionson
history as the hack he took at his faith
er's cherry tree.-Boston Courier.
1t is remarked that women themselves
are not very thoughtful in street cars
But then think of how much they have
to stand Philadelpeia Press.
Humanity appears to be very un-
equally divided between those who can't
stand prosperity and those who can't
get any to stand.-Binghamton Leader.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-01-02
EXPENSIVE LUxURIES.

The completed statistics of the in
ternal revenue department present sur
prising figures of the outlay in this coun-
try for liquors and tobacco. which some
theorists allege are not really essential
to the we'll being Of the people. The
number Of cigars made is put at the ut
terly comprehensive figures OF ,4c5,-
696,9S1. The increase over the former
year was 3S7,0O2,7S The cigarettes
come in at 1876, go, $50. an increase OF
1856. 1859. 2S0. The cost to the consumers
is estimated at 1880, 200, 900 for cigars and
S20,OOO.OOO for cigarettes, to which may
be added the importations. The other
uses of tobacco are put at 5000, 900.
The aggregate expenditure for this
luxury, as it is generally called,
is then we'll towards S1,000.000,0 900.
The liquor bill of the nation is
computed at rather larger figures
There has been an increase in distilled
liquors Of 100000 gallons, and the beer
counts up 100000 barrels. The tend
ency is toward beer rather than whisky.
This is the chief comfort the figures
seem to furnish to the temperance adyo-
cate. and it is not understood that the
extremists feel special enthusiasm over
the substitution Of malt drinks tor the
distilled. No doubt temperance efforts
have reduced the consumption of
liquors, but the figures are still i'm
mense. If the two luXuries of tobacco
and liquor absorb nearly $4,000, 010, 900
per year of the earnings of the people,
the economist and social reformer have
a wide field for figuring out the results
if the vast sum were put into different
channels
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-01-02
MEN WHO INITIATE.

Whether the monkey is one Of the
traceable antecedents of man or not, his
Initiative faculty has been handed down.
The more eXtravagant and irrational an
act, the more certain it is to have imita-
tors. Since the dynamite crank at
tempted to enforce the levy of a million
or more upon RUSSELL SAGE, some
thousands of letters from all quarters
have gone to that unfortunately noted
millionaire demanding large sums of
money under the pressure of threats
that similar but more successful work
will be had than in the case of the bomb
crank. Other men understood to have
large possessions are also in receipt of
missives or invitations to exhibit
streak of communism to avert personal
disaster. In the East there is unwonted
nervousness among the favorlteS of
business fortune. A harshlY attuned
and strange voice will give persons
tremors, and some shake who never
shook before from any like cause. An
amusing incident is related of a rich
broker in an Eastern city who saw a
man of somewhat unstable eye and
brigandish visage, but really as harm
less as the gentlest of women, come into
his office-when, having no clerk con-
venient for bulwark, he with blanched
countenance and aguish limbs Jumped
and crouched behind a large stove and
shrieked for help. In another locality
fresh Russian immigrant, who had
a grievance and talked somewhat yigor-
ouSly in the vernacular of the car,
went into bank and threw it into
panic that was only pacified by the re-
moval of the visitor, who was as inno-
cent as child, by the police. The ap-
prehension of the parties whose circum-
stauces are inviting to the cranks out
run the actual dangers, no doubt; but
men who demand the money or the
brains Of milliOnaires are likely to make
life much less serene for these classes.
But the imitation wave follows on all
the lines of viciousness or criminality as
we'll as the beneficent and worthy. Pc
culiar atrocity in the commission of a
crime will have imitators. Let a girl
be killed in one place for refusing
to marry man, and the incident will
have repetitions in detail. Let a sui
eide hang himself by the toe of foot,
and others Will do the same if it causes
death. The philosophy of the thing is
not material. The fact is apparent. In
the case of the millionares, there may
be occasions for relief and sympatheti
movements. They are about the only
classes in the social lines for whom the
average citizen has no milk of COM
passion available. Devices for their
protection and welfare may come into
the reformatory category.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-01-02

scheme took its sudden jump into pros
perity. For nearly twenty years he had
been struggling to keep the thing NOV
ing, with hardly ripple on the general
current of society. But the whimsi-
cal public finally got its eye in
that direction, and has been car
ried away with it. So DR.. KEE-
LEY is able to erect vast
sanitarium, covering thirty acres
on the shores of Lake Michigan. SUI b.
urban to Chicago. Probably the con-
fiding public will still more freely pour
in the golden tide that 1t fancies gives
some sort of virtue to the alleged cure.
But gold cure does not necessarily
mean that the redeeming agent absorbs
much of the precious metal. A st.
Paul chemist insists that he has tried
several simple concoctions that answer
all the purposes of the KELLEY prepa-
ration, with no attempt at secrecy. He
thinks that an elucidahon of the alleged
curative agents used by KELLEY would
destroy the glamor that is SO lucrative
to the sagacious reformer.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-01-02
NOT MUCH DIVISION.

Some Democrats have been led by the
Republicans to suppose there may be a
wide divergence between the tariff
movements contemplated by Mr.. MILLS
and somewhat by those who supported
him for speaker, and the policies of the
speaker, Mr.. SPRINGER and their fol-
lowing. Mi. BYNUM, one OF the promi-
nent MILLS men, no doubt speaks adj
visedly in his recent interview when he
says that 1.-THE MILLS policy will be not
to introduce general bill, but merely
seek to extend the schedules of revision
that may be introduced by the SPRINGER
committee. That committee will give
most of its attention to free raw ma
terial, and MILLS will only offer to ex-
tend reduction to the manufactured
products belonging to free raw ma
teral."
No damaging division among the
Democrats can be assumed in that. 1t
means rational practical politics. There
is no backward movement in it. That
is why the Republicans do not like it.
They would have the Democrats frame
and stand by comprehensive measure,
covering all the points they would in
clude ina blllif they had control of all
the legislative branches. That would
put the Democrats on the defensive,
and compel them to waste their efforts
in sustaining the weakest points, with
the Republicans solidly confronting
them, and furnished material aid by
the manufacturing interests affected.
1t would be needless embarrassment
to the party in the coming campaign to
be held responsible for the details of a
measure that it had no power to enact.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-01-02
BLOVIATING PERPENDICU-
LARLY.
Written for the Glohe l

r1lt6u lot the ClODe.
The Yankee tongue is rich in catchy phrases
si, For better name denominated slang,
Which sets the English off in various phases,
se And used by the Four Hundred and the
The newest and the best that's been rela ted,
- Though odd, deem in point and rather
No doubt. ere this, you've often heard it
stated
''My boy. sit down; you're talking through
your hat"
ST. Paul is now IN line for the convention.
The Democratic national affair."
Of other states she calls the kind attention,
j And begs them to assist her Ito get there"
She states her claims i'll language unassu M
~ ing,
AS one might hear in common friendly
No empty boasts. no cars of beer, no booming,
n; The sturdy Twins not talking through her
a, hat.
The grand old party feels extremely lonely.
And numbers in the house are mighty few
All eyes are turned to Reed and Tom Reed
ll only,
7e The wonder is what will the great car do.
1 fancy can hear his burly bluster
His drearv drawls. his humor, and all that,
My ear can catch from Crisp, sans wrath and
fluster,
"Sit down, Brer Reed; you're talking
through your hat
The great John L. has taken to dramatics,
He's starring, just at present, on the coast,
While scrappers. scrubs and broken-down
rheumatics
Assail him through the press in wicked
roast
There's Slavin. the antipodean wonder,
Who spouts and. says he's aching for
scrap,
But John pays no attention to his thunder.
He says that Slayin's talking through his
hat.
Ben Harrison would take the nomination,
Provided that his party says the word
He thinks that he was born to serve the
nation.
Least so has chirped the little dickey bird
But Blaine Aye there's the rubs Does
JingO want it9
For years in gloomy silence he has sat
And interviews are never. never granted
He'll cen not deign to warbIe through his
hat Malcolm J. Dunniug.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-01-02
Tbe Young Lobster.
Washington Star.


Young Holsters are called in the
neighborhood OF Nantucket s.grasshop
pers." In the swimming stage of their
being they can often be dipped up in
quantities from the surface of the sea
on calm days. When it is stormy thew
descend. 1t is the very exceptional
specimen that lives to grow up.
HOLSTERS are exposed to many per-
lis. Ii they are so fortunate
as to survive infancy. they must
go through numerous periods of danger
incident to the shedding process.
Now and then in the course of its
growth the lobster finds that it must
''Swell or bust" and so it proceeds to
divest itself of its suit of armor. The
process is a long and dangerous one.
Not only the outer she'll is taken off.
but even some of the inward parts of
the animal, as the stomach bag, are re-
moved. 1t is sick for some time after
ward, and fishermen consider it not fit
to eat. though just before the shedding
tue creature is most esteemed for table
purposes, because it is fullest OF meat.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-01-02

Chattanooga Times.
On the 22d of March, 1864, while the
Union army was lying at rest in Chat
tanooga, snow tell to the depth of a
foot. The soldiers improved the op-
portunity to drive away dull care by a
battle with snowballs. Whole regiments
went into line of battle, threw out Skin
miSh lines, and soon the friendly sport
was on in earnest. Each jolly lad in
the line of battle, behind tempo
rary breastWorks, was armed with
little heap Of snowbalIs at
his feet. The skirmishers of the oppos-
ing forces were first engaged. These
were REINFORCED until the two lines
were hotly pelting each other for dear
life. The men within the line of in
trenchments stood to their work man.
fully, and at last repulsed the assail-
ants. Again and again the besieging
party assaulted the works, and ON the
third attempt carried the line by the
aid of a flanking party which assaulted
simultaneously with those in front.
The surrender was made in good mill
airy order and the contest was ended.