New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-04-13
TEE TALK OF THE DAP.

cxpress was turned into a Congregational express
nv the types But "The Northwestern Congrega'
tionast" calls attention to the fact that IN It's very
same ISSUE The Congegatonalist located the pastor
of an Evanston H., church, In Winona, Mlnn moro
exact offset to The Trbune's typographical error,
however was recently made by religious paper in this
city, which spoke OF the next National Congressional
Council" to be held In Minneapolis.
She was-The car was not half full, but the youth
in the new spring suit pumped himself down by the
side OF the handsome girl In gray, at. ...., =.
said Will. an engaging smile, for some gentleman
% was,n she said. with a little sigh OF disappopt
ment but he doesn't seem to have come"
And the youth in the new spring suit presently gos
mp and wandered into the next car ahead-lChi'
cage Tribune.
The proposed establishment OF q matrimonial bureau
by the English Salvation Army is not so fantastic a.
at thought 1t may appear For there Is no subject
In regard TO which the very poor ana Ignorant ho"
moro wise counsel and assistance than the choice
OF fitting husbands and wives. The object Of the pro-
posed agency will be the bringing about OF suitable
marriages among people who have few opportunities
for varied acquaintance social Intercourse Close
Inquiries will be made In all cases. and negotiations
Will be carried on only behalf OF persons found
worthy in all respects Rich and poor will be trcateA
alike, and no inquiry will be made as to the creed OF
applicants. Doubtless also the agency VIII ofteu
feel called upon to give "Punch's' advice. "Dont'
to would be candidates.
OLD TINES. OLD FRIENDS. OLD LOVE.
There are no days like the good old days
The days when were youthful
And speech and deeds were truthful;
Before a love for sordid gold
Became mans ruling passion,
And before each dame and maid became
Slave to the tyrant fashion!
There are no girls like the good old girls
Against the world I'D stake 'em
AS buxom and smart ana clean OF nesas
As the Lord knew how to make EN-
They were rich In spirit and common sense,
And pety all supportn' ..
They could bake and brew and had taugAs
And Si' they made the lkeest courtin'!
ere are no boys like the good old boys
When We boys togetherl
When the grass was sweet to the brown oar
That dimpled the laughing heather.
When the pewee sung 10 the summer GAVIN
OF the bee in the billowy clover,
Or down by the mill the whippoorwfu
Echoed his night song over
There is no love like the good old love-
The love that mother gave us!
We are old. old men, yet we pine again
For that precious grace-tiod save US
And md our Sr''i hearts ir grow tenderer fonder.
AS those dear old dreams bring soothlns
OF Heaven away of Wonder.
Eugene Field in Chicago News.
IN Arlington. Mass. the Congregational. Baptise,
Unitarian Unive :salist and Episcopal churches arc
holding union services during this Holy Week. And
BIshop Brooks has accepted the invitation Of the Rev.
Dr. George A. Gordon. pastor OF the Old South Church.
Boston, TO take part in the Good Friday union service
In that church The Rev. a. p Peabody. Unitarian,
and the Rev DR.. Moxom Baptist. will also take part
In the service.
Plainly SANDER" Now, ole maa Penderlee IS Just
leetle slow admitted Mr.. Jason; there's no gttn'
aTo5 a a about HI! H on one them toobS
slides las wner en- not s a Rotom on ou
Stree. T-(lndana, '-..s Journal.
Joseph rockingham Of Exeter, y. H.. who Is ninety
years OF age relates ut he was at church In Salem.
Mass. or the sunday = the United states ship
Old Ironsides chased into Marblehead Bay by
three British fricates. Old Dr. Bentley, who was
preaching when the news came dismissed the congre-
CATION with these words "We have served God IN
the forncon. and now will serve oar country In
the afternoon"
popular young fellow who IS widely known in
athletic circles tells this story Il was In TIE Ones
other morning. when rather seedy looking Young chap
came in. and noddng to him in 1aanty way, sad'
Billy. old man, want to borrow DOLLAR A,mm.m,
replied Billy sOTy we ds re@ 9S rS G shtly sd
dollar 5s now By poHdered moment and repned
WELL you're 10 good I'm convinced OF that, aud
III q mat pd you Fist a2s Gg podd the s0 shame
less striker and then after moment or 50, as the
cash not forthcoming. he added: Wen where's the
dollar you are going 10 give me Oh, replied
Hl smpgy M Ss y2 Ret toe dollar you 0'r'0S
The Republicans Of the lid Congressional District
OF Tennessee have had printed large number OF hand
some silk badges which these significant words:
lid Congress onsl District Republican vote, 10000.
Majority 1874 200; 1858, $4,000" Much Of tho
credit for this magnificent showing is due to that
sterling and aggressive Republican, John c. Houk who
will in all probability be deegateat-large TO tho
National Convention. having been unanimously nomi'
mated for that Office by the District Convention.
GROWERS BOOM.
With the compliments of the season to Mr.. G. Clever
land:
I'm not extrav-a, gant-ly shy,
And when nominations nigh
For the place have a try
on the quet-smo0th and sly.
OF prln.ci pies" sagey pirate,
But huSh-dont mention So,
While for votes lie in walt
Votes that count 10 nominate.
Ia r1.ra boom de ay.-(Eight times, with o roorrtS'
Ing accent on the " boom.')
I'm not too bashful, not too bold,
Not young yet too old.
Not warm towards coin OF gold,
Towards free silver not too cold
I'm not too fat vet too lean,
Not corrupt nor yet too clean,
Fact Is I'm the happy mean
Just hear the hum of my machine
Tarara boom lay eight times, etc.)-(sioux City
Times.
4 Northern man who has been down there on .
business trip says that they have three hnqs or
,ime in Florida sun time, standard time and behind
time and that business is generally done on the
latter time.
Attorney wantng-What did your father say when
he saw my picture in your watch
Miss Worth-That II was the only case you iao
ever appeared in.-Jewdlers' Weekly.