The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-05-22

IS against il.
Louisville Courier Journal: Mr.. Otis
| OF Kansas demands that the new mint
shall be built in the west. Why not give
it TO Wichita. where there used to be a
boom.
Topeka Lance: Ten couples of Wichita
| young people enjoyed hay ride" the
other evening and had such jolly time
they can talk OF nothing else. Among the
! other jolly features. the wagon broke
| down and the company had TO walk home.
II the sun is out today, smoke piece OF
glass and look at it. The spots on the sun
| can be seen, this way.
jamestown New Era: Wichita is noted
for its giided saloons and the quiet man
ner in which they are run.
| A girl came to Wichita last year from
another state and caught Wichita man.
/ There is now story out that four more
girls from the same locality are going to
visit here this summer for the same pur-
pose. The local bellies are indignant.
| Kansas City Journal: Although the
| Wichita EAGLE has dropped we editor, :"
II still announces when a man receives 6
cane as present that he is ''caned." A
man in that town who received g 50 fra
ternity signet recently was Charmed"
A woman writes 10 Mother Grundy to
know if her husband has A right to object
! If she gets a certain color of dress that
another man has said that be admired.
abilene Reflector: Wichita has raised
its guarantee and is prepared to entertain
the state reunion of the G. A. r. next
August. 1t is semi-officially announced
that there VIII be 10 reserved seats and 20
grand stand rushes.
Henriette says only one person has dis
covered her. She received an anonymous
letter from some woman Friday who told
her that she needn't be so smart as her
(Henriette's) mother o1oe took in washing
for living.
Lawrence Journal: There is baseIess
rumor afoat TO the effect that the recsr,
cyclones about Wichita have been caused
by dOmistic troubles in the Lease family
A Wichita fancee soon 10 wed has six
teen dresses. 1t is said to be the largest
trousseau ever possessed by a Wichita
girl
Newton Republican: 4 Wichita joint
had an opening Saturday and sent out ele-
CANT Autographed invitations. No won
der the keeley institute moved to that
city.
a young man said yesterday that three
or four years ago several of the boys who
were making new year calls, wrapped a
ten dollar bill in the tin foil around big
boQuet. Tie first girl they met that did
not say anything about the weather was
to get the boquet. They called on a hun
dred girls or more but they could not dis
pose Of the prize.
Emporis Republican: Wichita has
notified commander Green that she has
raised the necessary amount for the enter
tainment of the G. A r encampment in
August. Wichita seldom fails to''ra.Se the
wind"
The girls who intend to graduate this
year can see a very fowery future before
them. Yesterday Mother Grundy saw q
girl who graduated four years ago She
was wrinkled and hump sbouldered and
was dragging one baby along by the baud
and wheeling another in baby carriage
Newton Republican: Wichita will have
full fiegded prize fight June 81 will be
limited 10 ten rounds.
a young man kept tab on a popular girl
on North Topeka the other evening and in
two hours, she moistened her lips ninety
seven times with her tongue TO keep them
red.
Topeka Lance: The Wichita "Pirates"
who went TO Oklahoma came back en-
thusiastic over their time there and the
going and coming, and the stories told
now-wel}, il was from Wichita An Ok
lahoma paper says, with all due Difference
TO Wichita singers. that 'Bells OF Corue-
VILE" recently given there, was quite as
well rendered. One young lady in the
party received a proposal of marriage, ii
wouldn't have been interesting at all If
something like that had not happened. and
it is said that several young ladies who
seldom go out in Wichita were the bellies
at the Guthrie ball. One young man gave
his young lady friend souvenir spoons of
Guthrie and Oklahoma City, and they are
all telling all these nice little things 10
spite the girl who would not 60 because
her gentleman friend said 1t would be in
discreet.
Deacon Jones: "A public divorce suit is
a good thing. We have had one here 10 /
Wichita, this week. and l venture to say
that it has put a stop 10 many foolish |
young peoples notion of getting divorce |
" hen ii comes to parading your woes 10 |
the world in a court room, IL is much |
easier TO bear few little grievances a. |
home"
Kansas City Journal: John Wesley Ted |
ford of Hutchinson, the Santa Fe man OF /
western Kansas, tells this spropus of the 4
Wichita boom: Deere vas youct ebay 1
1ecud ever vas Veil. desc ebay becud be t
~ COP ind COP uad he say. va; is der 1
matter by me, slretty' Vel, den be say,
1 tink 90 by der forest over. und got 4
ne a hole in a high dree.' SO be gone by 4
Ter forest over, und be toundt dree und i
le nadt bees hole Dere be sitz him on a
limb und be say, vel tink desc IS pootty .
ice. tink stay here more sls Elm hoon- /
fred yer But alhng coomes oft Meester /
Hawk ind ne chumps down on der ebay /
leead und der ebay beeud get IL bees hole 4
Tot so kvick enough; ind oft Meester
Hawk he krab ovid some Of dose pooty 4
ell tay6ers uud scatter dem all oier der
crest Veil, pooty soon der ebay beeud
le sneek ovid bees hole and he look at
.iu2selef und he see dose tall fsyders gone,
Ind ne scratch hee ; ear. und be saw: Veil.
ben tam fool ebay becai, don't its
Aber vile lost dose tall fsydors, I still
Ayt my life. which is a crate beg ting
nj you tink OF it alreity'" This. SAYS
ohm Wesley Tedfoed, is the position Of
he Wichita boomer of the cid DAYS
4 Wichsts father has promised bis /
laughter three new dresses II she gives
way the one she IS now wearing. II has
ne OF those street sweeping demi-traias.
nd likA ali man ne shborS .1a-,