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Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-02
THE CHANCE OF DYING.
Facts of Interest Go Those oserAiarned
at the Cholera Epidemic


at the Cholera Epideu mic
In an approximate way let Us meas
ure the chances, 50 far as an adult be
ing Is concerned, of dying of cholera
during an epidemic. Normally, at 81
years Of age, says an insurance jour
nal, a healthy man has about
one chance in l25 of dying within one
year, all causes OF death being taken
into account. At age 80 his chance Of
dying within one year is about one in
an even 100; at age so, about one in IS;
at age 20, about one in Is. Assuming
that fearful cholera scourge, equal 10
that in London in 1919, should occur in
New York city (which is extremely IN
likely there would probably be from
10000 to $4,000 deaths. On the basis of
10000 there would be about one death
in every 200 Of the population, all ages
considered-that Is TO say, the chance
of dying Of cholera during year of cpl
demic would be about one in 200. About
one-half of the deaths would occur un-
der age IS. At age 81 the cholera haz-
ard would add about $40 of per cent
TO the probability of death within one
year; at age 50, about one-half of per
cent; at age so, about $40 of per cent.
and at age 20 similar percentage.
These are not alarming additions from
the point of view of the individual, al
though they would mean a great deal
In an increased number of deaths The
singular fact was noted, however, that
during the cholera epidemic in Great
Britain in 1s49, Notwithstanding the
numerous deaths from cholera, the gen
eral mortality for long time was be-
low the aycrare
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-02
A Ouccr French Custorn.

One Of the oldest customs in French
cemeteries is the existence of a card re-
ceiver in the majority Of the mortuary
chapels Therein the friends Of the
family who pass before the tomb Of a
defunct acquaintance deposit paste
board. that the survivors may know
which If the members Of their sex has
paused To do homage 10 the dead IL Is
certainly very civil idea, but how ex-
tremely taken back would be the cour-
teous callers If their late friend were 10
follow the example Of the statue In
don Giovanni and return the call IN
person.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-02

BIT Il must - confessed she wins her
dazzling wish so look tail The process
siuns II square shoulders. high held
heads and srained gowns thst dil the
streets when the snturnn sun smiles
AMI the brsght leaves come differing
down - simply awe-inspirinv. II Is a
dsilT denson~trsrson that this - indeed
The woEnan's century
The women emphasizes her queen
dcru By wearing velvet Her winter
er.sz ara - be made u Il. in cntors
Well. Mr - s.id - one ~ ire
,ashcrstse- IN New York he other lag,
ssv~kss sr- slae fashions - heT-
~vh&~ ne Sad. - one II the-a :
Ard srt came lose cs-as IN rcvsi bsac
velvet. long enough - r~sch shs <n~~s.
S,usls hr-aats~i ADD With revsrs eaxst
with .r,la e,ri and brsid ornament ef
Ale sarae zistterinv material
And cur -aFne alsr = trained prius~-s
eat ~ davis green eicth. Sitting fh~ svs
ore lac a street arass. and rasde rsss
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-02

with Alastian bows Of white ribboa
tied In with some big white velvet
orchids
Another idea carried out rather suc-
cessfully appeared In Tam O'Shanter
turoan OF white velvet with one black
eagles feather standing mp over the
left ear
More curious 70 my thinking. than
pretty w~s q small white felt connect
with an enormous prism-shapcd jet
buckle crossing its entire front and an
impairment black plume rising behind
this straight In air. A narrow black
ruche edged All beneath and rested on
the hair.
A good deal Of the millinery felt has
a beaver edge so thick and heAvy - to
pass for fur A brown hat with .
straight brim Of this description Is
trimmed with cream-colorod velvet and
has creamy feathers set under the brim
aud almost covering the knot Of hair.
The carriage OF the New York woman
h becoming something painful to con-
tempiats. She h so erect she bends
backward Grace Is the last attribute
one would think Of sscribing To her.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-02

bon and worn with folded belt and
little shoulder cape of green tutsed with
rose.
= A navy blue tailor gown with BLOUSE
bo6ieo Of blazing scarlet and green
silk under a figaro jacket with the same
lining
;. A trained street dress Of royal blue
with Russian blouse Of crimson and
black volvot cuffs and collar.
4 A gray and blue mixed cloth dFe8
tgured with passion flowers In dark
blue and worn with long coat bodice
and plain stdrt banded with tridescent
green and blue cocks featherA
s. A xhs aundarmo blue dressss<tped
with faint beAiotropa
o. A dhectoire gown Of geniArme hiua
with full basqued bodice and large
olive green rcvcrx
The milhners are busier than tha
dresNznai<exs up 10 date, and thAy are
turning ous felts IN preference 70 mcs1
other mzserialA In wandoring aboat
at an opening yesterday the preGtissA
thing saw was Dat white felt With .
furry beaver edge and top covered
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-02
A SECRET OUT.
One Of tho Fair Sex Tells Why . Woman
Desires to Hide Her Are.

Ono Of tho Fair Sex Tell: Why . Woman
Desires to Hide Her Age.
''I'll tell you why it L. we women hide
our ages" said one of the sex the other
day to . New York World man.
''Ninety-nine out of every one hundred
women regard marriage as their one
end in life. Now, it's q curious fact,
but true, nevertheless, that a man as a
rule wants a young wife Whatever his
own age, his wife must be young and
attractive and all that If q woman is
married when she is getting on In life
its only thrown in her face. People say
unkind things about her. She Is
charged with a desire 10 marry anyone,
or some one say that she set her cap for
the man she married because she feared
to be an old maid. Women, too, are at
their best at thirty. Men don't think
so, however, and so they are obliged to
keep their ages down to the limit set
by their masters These two reasons
a desire to comply with the mems arbi-
trary standard and fear lest her own
sex may say spiteful things if they
marry when no longer In their teens
have led women into the habit of falsi-
flying their ages. Secondary reasons
spring up from these two. The younger
girls of a family are often obliged to
keep their ages down in order that their
older sisters matrimonial chances may
not be spoiled Sometimes an ambitious
mother keeps all her chldren's ages
down in order that she herself may not
appear too old. But, as a rule, once
married, a woman's age progresses as
nature intended it should, and she has
q birthday every year"
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-02
AN IMPRESSIVE FUNERAL.
Laying Away the Ashes OF the Post Camp
bell in Westminoter.

Laying Away the Ashes OF the Post Camp
bell In Westminster.
Mr. g. c. Hall, in his Memories" de-
scr;bcs the burial of the poet Campbell
in Westminster Abbey. Statesmen,
venerable dean Of St. Pauls. the poet
Milman, as, reading the burial service,
he led the solemn procession to Poets
corner. 1t was not, however, the pres
ence of these nlustrious mouroers that
made the funeral one Of the most i'm
pressive ever seen In that mausoleum of
great men.
long, revcre1,tial pause preceded
the words: ASHES to ashes, dust b
dust" As they were slowly uttered, a
Polish officer advanoed from among the
mourncrs, and dropped upon the coffin
some earth taken from the grave OF
Kosciusko, the hero whose patriotism
and death the poet had praised In verse.
The effect was startling.
Then came the climax.
II heard voice from Heaven" read
the dean, and immediately q thunder
clap shook the old abbey. He paused;
the mourners were thrilled As the
awful sound died away, the dean
finished the sentence-''they rest from
their labors.r
II Is to this startling incident that
Sir Theodore Martin refers In his
poem: 1.-The Iptermcnt Of Thomas
Campbell"
Louder ret. and Jet uscvc louder. let the organ .
taanders rise:
Hark q losder thunder answers. deepening IN
wards TO the skies.
Heavens majestic dispason. pealins from
east 20 vest.
Never grsnder music sutbemd poet 70 his hour
al
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-02
a TRAMP'S RIDE.
". Travelled All the way from Bevveraspo
10 aerpsrdino.

A tramp stood ON the platform Of the
santa Re station at San Bcrnsrdipo,
SAYS the Pasadens Star. A passenger
train was al ready 10 leave. lie sared
about the plsoe sorrowfully, selected
soft looking braleebean and swinging
himself IN a comfortable position on IL
prepared for The frst stage ofhis Journey
All aboard sang ous the conductor
and OF went the train. II passed
through bustliag LITTLE and big tevvns,
through fhe most charming valleys in
The world. whirie1 by enormous ersags
~r8res and stretches - vtaevarl tS
0eids IT straw BERRIES and green peas.
r.ssszing hnnsez vAseh we've Talae.ss. g.
iux thrsn9h ~hat svzsyppe asiEaiss II
NE faost hesstifaL BE sa~s fertile.
usa@s pisaaiur rseien 30 he fn-5sesssel
The trA.ar tng IN his bresebesnl eaipv
irz ths seeus af4s regrSttsBz Sat ~
i've - tfavsl obliged BIN g irava sneh
an eavtsiF pafasii-s. ssfteF ssvsf a
ks4sre' fise the trsis eassres quite a
lafFs tss~u ahH slsv~esi pp - e -
~ ~-sh~s slsa a~pst sssea is~rsefs'lrs.s'--
gsssss aat ne eoxaslpctss 49," sal
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-02
WEIGHING THE MAHARAJAH.
A Ton OF Gold Necessary to Raise His
HighDoss.

HtghDess.
The ancient ceremony Of weighing
the maharajah of Travancore against
an equivalent weight of gold appears TO
have been conducted this year with
great pomp and ceremony.
Some months before the occasion the
government purchased through its
commercial agent at Alieppey about
two thousand pounds weight of pure
gold, the greater part of which was
converted into coins for this purpose.
After presenting an elephant and Of
ferings to the shrine, the maharajah
entered the building prepared for the
occasion, and, having completed the
preliminary ceremony, mounted one Of
the scales.
The sword and shield were laid In his
lap; in the other side Of the scale the
gold coins struck for the occasion were
placed by the hrst and second princes
till it touched the ground and the ma
harajah rose In the air, the priest mean
while chanting Vedic hymns. Suisse
quenly the officials distributed the
coins from the fort gates to fifteen
thousand BrahminA
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-02
Farmers. csusr., s.o,,-ssc,,s--..

Almost every farmer boy and girl IL
stoop- shouldered." seys . Cincinnati
physician 81 have often been ST a loss
~ account for IT. but few days ago a
solution If why IL is struck me Farm
er~' children ell voay broad brinrned
straw hats IN simmer. ard SIS these
hlow 0fT easilv they are continually
holding their beads down - a. 20 bring
tho wlod directly on t1e top THIS
position - The head becomes hahitral
ord % where ron ~il you wiz see
farmers children holding their hesis
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-02

Lon retired % the rurthess corner Of ths
inclosure and tried - scramble out. but
was dubbed back.
The ball made another rush and this
time he drove q horn into his autagon-
iSt and nearly disembowled him- Every
bit Of hght in the lion was goae. The
bull stood IN the eenter OF the in>.osar1
paving and believing, and the terror
OF the animal Kingdom Wa dragged oet
and an attempt made 20 save his life.
The ball was boss from the aanent be
entered the arena"
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-02

The most active veiesnoes knovvn ~
the.ss os1 the island - sfrofa boil. Ia the
Mellterfanean, - SsagaT. in Perm. and
Nonat rtna Fer ns,sfc than - sheu
sad YEAR, the Sge3n isaii sanntain hsk
fiashs~ra5 iaes eanefaatly. ~ one ia
rera h4s beer fhrewin7 arf raaass= =
siasiers attended ~ fefrise esrissiosls.
~ aHr bundrsa sea err rrses ana
r1rs h>s a reafa - eighty sns sfsip.
tisssa ssess ere sistb ssafafy y G
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-02
ausslAn olRls 90 ex,neIrlos.
4 Matrimonial w.rs~t ueia n 50. f--t~r--
hara rr~sr " slt erssst~v

IN enmpliaoee ~ith an ancient Rus-
siaa es-sssfa Al ths vsans rnon AMI
*eraru = ti,s mercantile elazs IN 81
rrsef=hwre aseosn he en Wait NopsiaT
80 s,rruss - stera .ud she latter - ~
sFa#~si a. sars tlse auth~s ~ SAes 80
IN 81. Petersburg The rsune sssis
dressed se ff,salr AZ thrff wears ~ill ~
ls~. ass asveeees in is-sw r~~s ~ she
sisiss - So ns~e@ ts~sls a. she svFss-eT
-~-ssan. sta thesf nsaraFaas stauslisas1
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-02

the tramp. a. be climbed up fron unoer
the car and stood on the platform from
which ne bad started few hours be-
fore. He had taken belt line Santa
Re train over the kite-shaped track
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-02
AKB sHpEE A MICHfeAk soCIhsas
lr srerf fav ~ feFa
Depot v 90 fuifen str-ss
!

~ fitfs.-s---- y uff e. q 49,. wi 81 r. -
Jh% Lake Shore "a c.es- anc Ia eoss. ti.-
Cnfcs eef are nnsf ei~set voals a. pfffrns~s
A ~ euith -. TAP A. rt---snd ID
& q Bose-s CITY rs~s Ageat
les famfb-il EtT Az = sunrsess1
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-02
BLUE ALL THE RAGE
But the Color Is Relieved by
Plenty of Crimson.
BaOADwAyS PREvAlliNGSHADE
Novelties IN October Mlilinsy-fns Vel
yes cost--Cossumins a. . Wedtinx.
Pretty Thsater Gowns,

New York city Is blue. don't think
the cholera has had anything 10 40
with IL because the blnene.s physical u
relieved Of any suspicion of eiaeness
mental 81 is baoyant and brilliant
combinations with other eolors-
The prevailing blueness Is Of all
shades. trun The falnssss gray blue 70
the DARKEST blue black On Broadway
tha other morning La walk of a very
few blocks jotssd tn IN odd corner OF
ny memory.
L A graceful gown Of navy blue serge
banded AZ the bottom with alternating
ssxip1s OF old rise and green velvet rib
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-02
MICHIGAN CENTRAL,

LHhiff ~ ttusrt 1ailf fTfftf rtffea
Jksiue effect rundhf. gHns lssz
fetptns cars 90 lseitc ard Atlantic Ess
Scr betrpH 80 n. returning ieevs besfof
81 1. a 3 %. arriving ~ GrMud tsrids ~ 70 .
m. Birsri epnnertiohs made ~ b~truit vita
o. through tfsins ~ast
Tfefsfs on sac 81 bnion Tfcket umrs 81
hoBros street. sne 81 Lnioh depot
Frsd ~. hrtEgs. sen Ak - konresH
q. ". tuxEi@s = = md 7 hgt. ChsesFs
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-02
DETROIT,

GOING - I.EIhnTT
Lv. T. n o. sai . .bp a lQptn hmm
AT DIT. II 81 an : q , M IA 4 pu IA a
kKTUhkfS9 TEoh bEfE0ff
". Dbl 5osm q s. = m 8 usn stinpn
Ar. - h r.. s IN : &pn ri q On 80 al
SAGINAW At4NAANr ST f9gfe
Nv. X a an as pr Ar. q p itsa sm ~ a. nm
losEit va L0Ntl HssrIEes A. A.
". Crane hapias 1tosm tHmSaeR
Ar. RON Love- - Il IS no BHr n
1HH0TGH CAR sEHNfCE
fEfior Cas- % sh das trains between fsr-na
hnials aad Detroit. Nssner ElaepaFs os
niglt tfAias fafiof Car O. 1sginxw Oh meru.
i8F trElu
'Es-rr dar Other trains -ees fsvs ep,,
Gro. DKnANkh Gen Psssr Ara
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-02
TRAIN TIME TABLES.
CHICAGO SEPT. Il. is,,
AND wssr vsosIoks ~

IIH.F
verse city II - an. 1000 Pm.
HtA9tSH ~ sfhNffF
Warner Psror Cars Leave SrAnd RAPIDS
= pm. leave Chicaxo ts1s pm
wagner SicsseTf-Lssfe Grand Rapids
'ilt& pm. leave Chicago 81 IS pm. leave
HrSn1 Rapids fli - pa. leave lndisnspofs
Nia Blg -Four o. pra
80 cua e. 50 IA see t,shpm.
Every CAY. fE1cept rsturdsy. Other
frs % vesk avs oHr
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-10-03
AN ENGLISH HOWL OF ANGUISH.
Mr.. Clsvelaud,s Election the Only Hope
o.. u.Itish Manufactures.

AIF. ClOVelhnd's Election the Only hoPo
for BrItiSh Manufactures.
IN. liverpool tEng.) Echo, September ls, 1892.
The outlook for British trade ls de-
cidedly not encouraging just at present.
The effect of the "stone wall" Of tariff
which our cousins in the United States
Ia little more than kin and less than
kind"-have erected around their terri
tory ayowedly to keep out British man;
uiactures is every day BECOMING
MORE DISASTR0USLY APPARENT
IN THIS COUNTRY. J,
Already Saltaire, that once proud
model OF an English industrial com;
munity, is as good as gone; the ~
WELSH TEMPLATE INDUSTRY 10
RUINED, and the plush trade OF Hud-
dersfield is about TO be transferred bod
lily across the Atlantic to a pointwithln,
tho tariff wall. The cotton trade Of
Lancashire is 80 depressed that no one
knows what may come next, and con-
seouently all brisk enterprise is stran-
pled and general feeling OF apprehen-
sion prevails as regards what the NOR
row may bring forth. The latest evi'
dence Of the injury done to British
trade by the Mckinley tariff-which,
while not enriching the United states
population, but only the interested
manufacturers, makes us on this side
poor indeed-is afforded by the balance
sheet Of the Steel Company Of Scotland,
which shows balance on the wrong
side OF no less than Gl3,000.
Two questions which will soon force
themselves upon the minds Of the work.
ing people, to whom the continued
maintenance and prosperity OF our in
dustries is the very bread oil life, are:
How long Is this to last, and how may
it be remedied? 1t is extremely doubt
full whether the people Of the United
States will have either the foresight or
the courage to abrogate within any rea-
sonable period law which they are
told by many Of their most trusted lead
ers ia the necessary basis OF their event
ual industrial supremacy; and further,
for some reason which on this side the
Atlantic it is difficult to comprehend,
the operation of twisting the British
lions tall appears to be attended with
supreme delight to the thoroughbred
Yankee, and hardly less so to the hy-
brid agglomeration of races which forms
so large portion Of the population OF
the republic.
UNDOUBTEDLY, FAILING THE
SUCCESS AT THE PRESIDENTIAL
POLLING OF MR.. CLEVELAND, WHO
HAS PLEDGED HIS PARTY TO A
REVENUE TARIFF, THE FUTURE
OF BRITISH MANUFACTURES AND
OF ALL THE SUBSIDIARY INDUS
TRIES PENDING UPON THEM is
DARK INDEED. No doubt the old
country will pull through somehow, as
she has done before, but it ia to be
feared that If the Mckinley tariff is to
be indefinitely maintained it will be at
cost in suffering and poverty which is
at present impossible to estimate, and
it may further involve permanent
lowering of the greatly improved stand:
ard OF comfort which has been attained
by the working classes OF this country
during the present century.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-10-03
Changing Party AmlIatlon.


Democratic newspapers find comfort
in announcing that a former Republic
can here and another there have joined
the Democratic party. This is logical.
Every free trader should make haste to
get out of the party OF protection and
into the party of free trade. Men
should vote as they think.
This is the view OF that eminent con-
stitutional lawyer and former Demo-
rrat, George Ticknor Curtis, who de-
clares that he will not endorse with his
vote so absurd a proposition as that a
protective tariff is unconstitutional.
Mr.. Curtis says he knows better and
intends to do better. Therefore he will
vote for Harrison, Reid and Protection.
other former Democrats are coming
over to the party which represents
them. Every man should vote for the
thing he wants.
To vote the Democratic ticket Is to
vote to introduce into this country the
British system, which very many Brit
ons do not regard as bowling success
where it was born. Lord Salisbury, re.
Gently premier, says ''it may be noble,
but it is not business.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-10-03
no READ AS you RUN.

Princess Marie Bibesco lately suc-
ceeded in swimming the Hellespont-
Dardanelles straits-from the European
to the Asiatic shore, and thus ranges
her name alongside of those OF the
classic Leander and the poetic Byron.
A Nebraska family, having decided to
locate in Grove county, Kan, sent
twelve of the children on in advance to
select and prepare home. The re-
mainder OF the family will follow some
time during the winter.
Walter Sloan, OF Burlington, N. j.,
who was supposed to have been lost in
the Johnstown flood, has just turned
up at Mount Holly to receive his share
OF a legacy left him by an aunt.
The Foudroyant, aline.of-bsttle ship
longago captured by the English from
the French, and afterward commanded
BY Nelson, is to be offered for sale as
old junk.
An agent Of New York Bible society
reports that in canvassing Erie county
he found 155 families who had never
seen Bible.
A comedy miss is paid snug salary
for exhibiting her unusually long hair
in Philadelphia shop window.
A telegraph llneman in New York
was fined $3.50 for stringing an overhead
electric wire without permit.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-10-03
Down In Alabama.

The Jetiersonian Democrats OF Ala
bama continue to denounce the regular
Democracy for stealing the state from
them, continue to make light Of the
"foace" bill and to laugh at the bogy OF
negro domination" continue to de-
clare that they will knock Cleveland
out next month or know the reason
why.
They are confident that there are
enough of them to insure free ballot
and fair count. They are even bold
enough to say publicly that the regular
Democracy cannot defeat them in
November by pilinG up in the black
counties more majority than there are
votes in those counties.
tits possible that the Jeffersonians
underrate the ingenuity OF the regular
Cleveland Democracy.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-10-03
FIVE FUNNY FANc1Es.

Young Housekeeper-"Have you any
smoked herring?" ShoPman." es,
madam, some nice fat ones. Young
Housekeeper-"Are they quite fresh z,
shopman-"Indeed they are; caught
this morning assure you."-SGt'"day
Gazette.
az don't mind my husband betting on
the races little" said an uptown wife.
"When he loses he treats me partlcu'
larly generously to hide his misdolngs,
and when he wins he buys me a new
bonnet. "-PMiadelphia Record.
Mrs. Hicks-"You know how badly |
need new gown, dear; won't you give
me a check Io-day?" Hicks-"lf there
is any one person in the world l cor;
daily detest it is an autograph fend."
-NeW York Herald,
Old Mr.. Fogy "Ah, you young
women are not what you used to be!
Where now can we see one OF you with
a spinning-wheel?" Miss Modern
whats the matter with the girl bicy-
clist ?'-Biack aud White.
Miss Fussy-"Is this the bureau Of
information?" Clerk-"Yes'm. What
can l do for you?" Miss Fussy-"ls
my bonnet on straight?"-Iudgc.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-10-03
NEW NOTIONS.

savecenearreato esooartbaromaro a.
telok is Eskimo for "You must get a
good knife" The Tammany equivalent
appears to have gone out of vogue this
fall.
A French chemist has succeeded in
making imitation diamonds that cost
more than the genuine, and now the
yuglar natural stones will probably go
out OF fashion.
One does not have to make up his
mouth to eat perslmmons. Press the
plum against your lips and the persim-
mon does the rest.
Children are taught more than they
ever learn and learn more than they are
ever taught.
Only those who think themselves OF
OF the elect get angry when you say
there is no hell.
The Chicago liveryman appears to be
a stand and delivery man.
The lazy laundress, as we'll as the
flannel shirt, shrlnks from washing.