The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-04-08
fhree sweet maidens sat in a row
With three grim dragons behind EN-,
And each sweet maiden had . young beau
And all of EN- made EN- mind'cm.

Charity may begin at home, but it is
wiser for NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. to call
at a Disbursements oflice.-Puck.
Teacher-"What is faith?p Dick
Boy: That which enables folks to en-
Joy eating clam chowder Puck.
The rain falls upon the just, but not
upon the unjust who has stolen the
umbrella of the Reconsideration
Ncms.
There are too many people wk.o
would like to 20 to heaven if they
could take the devil with them.-Ram's
Horn.
The world is full of men so engaged
in saying Amen that they fail to see
the contribution basket. Atchison
Globe.
Whether or not a cheap coat makes
a cheap man, there is no question .
scalskin sacque becomes a dear girl
Philadelphia Times.
81 wouldn't mind my wifc's having
the last word" said Mr.. Meekins. "if
she would only hurry up and get to it,"
= Washington Star.
Checked your grip yet?a asked the
giraffe. Didn't have to-" replied the
elephant. 81 have it in my %trunk."-
indianapolis journal.
Smythe-"Thcse mugwnmps would
make poor bridegrooms." Tompkins
why so? Smythe-"They're al
ways expecting the best man to win"
n. Y. Herald.
\ The Skep,ical Aunt - What does he
do. Dolly. for u living?" Dolly (grcatly
surprisclD-"Why. Auntie. he does not
have time to earn q living while we are
cngaged."-LUc.
"Snicker, do you believe that brevity
is the soul OF wit?" II think it must
be, Hunker. for l know at least one
professional humorist who is always
short. "-Brook'yR Life.
A woman can give much more adj
vice about how to keep q husbands
love on the first anniversary of her
marriage than she can at her silver
neutrality-suspicious. Gasetc.
,,l liirs 81, Boy yo,. Hhhsso 'a, .a +
Second Boy advancing deliantly)-
"Why don't yc take me noww First
Boy (backing oT)-"Me mind is on me
lessons now."-Good Nems.
~ am OF a very sympathetic dis
position" said N. Peck. "Whenever |
come home and find my wife with a
nervous headache | am sure to catch
indianapolis Journal.
He Dong sitter)-"O. my! it is quite
late. must go, as | fear my father
will be angry" She-"Why should
YOU think that9 He hasn't been sit
ting up with you.'-yndge.
"Only love me a little bit, and I will
he your faithful, willing slave" But
where is the fun in that: What 2 girl
really enjoys is managing an unwilling
Old Million--"My dear Miss Young
thing, if you'd only marry nc could
die happy" Miss Younglhing-"Why.
Mr.. Million. if YOU were diving i'd
marry you in Il minute."---G Good Ncws.
We'll, what do YOU think of the new
neighbors who have moved in next
door. Mrs. i'ryer?" ~ haven't had a
chance to form an opinion. They
haven't had a w~ashing-day yct."-TL
BITS.
"Whom do you charge with this?"
asked the policeman when he found a
drugstore man lying bruised and
bleeding on his premises. THE soda
Fountain" was the faint rcply.-Iezas
Sittings.
Bouttown--"Say; why did Klubbitc
go of and get married?' Oleboy-.
Poor fellow! He lost so much in the
wheat furry that he couldn't afford to
live at the Bachelor club any longer"
N. y. Weekly,
"The European family system is
isn't it?" "lIow 500" why. the ex-
pectations in life OF their daughters
and sons seem to be on the order of
dots and dashes."-BaNin7ore american.
Time is money, my dear" he said,
hustling around in a great hurry.
Come off she replied tartiy. I've
got plenty of time to 80 down street
and bug n bonnet, but | don't ret the
i bonnet Just the same. p Detroit Free
Press.
Photographer-"That is certainly a
good picture for an amateur; very
good. How did you manage to get
such a pleasant expression on tho gen
tlcman's face" Amateur-"I told him
wasn't going to charge anything
N. Y. Weck1q.
Bingc--"pid you succeed III cutting
down or your shopping expenses this
month, as l requesicdp" Mrs. Bingo:
"Oh, yes indeed, dear. You know that
nice wooden underwear you wanted?
Well, got something in cotton much
G..eaoer. Gioa@a !ntIf
Chawlcs: "Yn'as, when | was a boy,
We know. was kicked by a meuel and
had my brains dashed out and the
doctor" Maud: "Scwed up the
scalp without putting them back? How
careless" - Chawlcs: "Aw, nw."-
minneapolis Journal.
"Say, mister, I'm awful hungry, and
] haven't had a drink for two days"
"I'm sorry" said the kind-hcartcd
policeman, "but | don't see how l can
help you" you can, though. Just
lend me your helmet and coat till | &C
around to the side of this restaurant
-Washington STIR.
Burglar BIN dn the middle watches
of the night: ssYcr money or yel
life" Mrs. Brindley (cronching under
the bedclothcS) IAN / have in the
world is in the pocket of my dress
hanging in the closet. Take it, bu,
spare my life" Craftsman Charlie,
CONGRATULATIONS along, Bill; We
can't afford to fool away u couple o,
hou1s herc."~-f Philadelphia Press.