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Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-09-10

Cleveland has placAted Tammany.
tie fed the leaders on goose and oiled
their outlets with beer. Now they are
for him as solid as petriiied snake
yarn. Realizing that something must
Do done to erase the wrinkles from the
lowering forehead OF the striped beast.
the gentleman with the spreading gal
ways, whose domicilc Is IN Michigan,
suggested feast. The JOSS knows that
II feast Is q great mollifer and he
quickly adopted the suggestion of
The Michigan leader. Thursday even
lng the dining hall of the Vic
torla hotel was prepared for the
meeting of the JOSS and the
followers of the king of the Jungle
Croker, Sheehan and Murphy showed
their legs under the table where the
JOSS sat. 1t was an interesting quartet.
Two short months ago they were stick
ing their Javelins OF personal hate into
the vitsls of the joss. Now they were
sticking their forks into his goose and
drinking his beer. He told them that
ne loved the Tiger-he always admired
It's agility and strength. They told him
that he was the chiefest among the
multitude aud altogether obesely hand
some. Then they chewed goose and
guiped beer and the joss and the Tiger
waxed distended and merry. They fell
upon one another's necks and IN u
spasm of contiding affection agreed
that Hill is not in It. never had been
and never would be. He had labored,
but like the tabled mountain, brought
forth mouse. Then they
waxed more distended from
liberal rotations of beer and merrier
grew. Don, the dainty, was acting
valet. His whlskers spread TO accomo-
date the smile that crept over his
mobile biscuit devas.ator. Peace
reigued IN New York. He was the
piece t?) maker. Then and there it was
arranged that the JOSS should make q
tour and deliver thirty-two speeches.
Eight of them will be emptied into
Michigan. so Tammany is placsted.
The goose hangs high, but the beer is
gone never TO return.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-09-10

- Cleveland sud Hl should shake
hsads scross tas bloody ehssm. vhst
wol,i become Of tae pure. walts s5al=d
magxump..
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-09-10

+. O. Rus,ling, manager Of Bay
City's electric street railway, has rnstied
until he has discovered a method Of
using underground wires and doing
away with the overhead trolley.
A condensed milk factory is 20 tie es-
tablished At Howell, the contract prce
for the buildings being Sl5,2T7.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-09-10

IT seems that man must be come
ta,ng mors substantial thsn smoke 20
boid = position on 80 Gfsni Rap de
pci ce force.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-09-10

II Eunnel Breck inrldgr = counted
eut "a orator for the worlds far ded'
cation, Kentucky. Sub, vii count cut
the wcr'd's far.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-09-10

AFrFR having been Peeled IN Ind
ans and Picked at IN New York soc
democratic party e really too weary to
90 over the Hill 70 shs White House.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-09-10

THOMAS GIBBONS, the oldest member
of the fire department is dead. For
thirty-eight years he was connected
with the force, and no member of the
department was ever esteemed more
highly than the veteran engineer of
No 2. His faithful earnest career
m ght serve as a model, and his death
will be sincerely regretted.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-09-10

HAVING implicit confidence in the
wisdom and judgment of the great
body of republicans, THE HERALD be-
lieves it to be duty and an honor to
uphold and defend any action that
may DO taken to exalt the principles of
the party and win success for its hon
orable leaders.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-09-10

nETRoW must feel green With envy
when . hears that Grand Rapids Il
obliged to have two detectives and stop
watches 20 keep tab ora the speed q our
street cars.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-09-10

CAFrArS GAvETr a candidate for
the congregational nomination ia the
First district of Wayne. TX the captain
gets there he vii make 1t lively for
the other fellow.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-09-10

WrrH Dun & Co., Brsdstreet and
Commissioner Peck, all reporting in
favor OF the Mckinley bill. the demo-
Gratis are beside themselves. The un-
exsmpIed prosperity OF the country
oompels commercial agencies to pay
tribute to the success of protection.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-09-10

PooR Prince Michael was Kissed nv
his brother convicts at Jackson because
he said the walls would fall at his
command. Jackson conyicts may be
naughty, but they can't be deceived
with any Flying Roll chaif.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-09-10

MEvBFBs OF Company & will enter.
tain no very friendly feeling for his
exceAsncy, the governor, when they
learn that he has decided TO leave
them out Of his worlds far escort.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-09-10

AT last the Mohamet OF Buzzsrd's
Bay has gone to the Hill, the gentle
man Of flowing wbiskers and Spanish
prefix 10 his name acting az chief valet.
VINO will care for The muRwumps nowl
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-09-10

We the accuracy of the
of mathematics But being hardware
and and knowing whereof speak viii
qua that
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1892-11-16

Leave Lambertville for Manunka Chunk 83S,
9.38 m. 1875, 5.33 and 81 p m. Sunday, S.i3 M
For Philpsburg and Easton only 55S m week
days.
Leave Frenchtown sos. 1868 m, 20I, $50 and
s.42 m weekdays, 842 m Sundays. For Phil
lipsbnrg and Easton only. 6.26 p M.
Arrive at Philipsburg 9.S6 and 1896 a. M, 2.45,
6.23, 7.03 and g. p. m. Sunday 9.lS p. m.
Leave Phillipsburg 7:2i, $40 and 1910 a m. 2.50,
s.2s and s;2s m. Sunday, 92s pm.
Arrive Belvidere 75S 1000 and I'LL a M, 324,
est and 953 p m. Sunday, 9.53 p nj.
Arrive Manunka Chunk sos. lO1Oand 11.ls m,
$50, 7.05 and 1000 p m. Sunday, 1000 p m.
Chunk 700 and $40 a IN, and 225 p m. Sunday,
700 m. Returning, leave MaDunka Chunk for
Belvidere l015 a M, 7.10, 1905 m, Sunday, 1905
Freight or mixed trains leaving Manunka
Chunk at sos m, Belvidere Gil a M Martins
Creek S9 a m, arriving Lehigh Junction 81 m,
will carry passengers and make stops at flag sta
tions north of Philipsburg Trains leaving Ma
nunka Chunk at 825 m and 400 M, will carry
passengers to Belyidere.
Passengers for Broad Street .Station, Philadel-
phia, by trains leaving Manunka Chunk 7.27 m
daily. 1920 and 545 m weekdays, and leaving
Phillipsburg SEQ m daily 7.l5 m, 100 and 6.2l
m week,dayys 60 through Without change e. T.
attachedto trains leaving Broad Street Station at
6.07 m, IL 90 noon, and Ia p m daily. Trains
leaving Manunka Chunk 727 m and Phillipsburg
500 m for Philadelphia, and leaving Philadels
phia $40 m for Phillipsburg, Easton, Manunka
Chunk and Bnffalo carry Pullman Buffet Sleep
ing Car between Philadelphia and Buffalo By
all other trains passengers to from Broad Street
change cars at Trenton.
Connection is made at Manunka CHUNK with
Delaware, Lackawanna & Western Railroad Lee
high Junction with Lehigh Valley ,Lehigh & Sus.
quehanna Morris Essex and New Jersey Contra
Railroads. At Lambertyille with Pennington Rail
road AtTrenton with trains to and from Ne,
York, Camden. &c.
Forfurther information see timetables, which
can be obtained at the ticket Offices.
CHAS. E. PUGH, J.R. WOOD,
General Manager. Generals sssenger Agent
r. W. JACKSON.
Gen'lsupt. q. R. R. Of M. Div.
WILSON BROWN, Supt. Belvidere Div.
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1t has reached the point where no one
can believe anything that is stated by the
New York World, without outside proof.
Fhst paper has been proved 20 have man
uiactured in it's own Office interviews with
distinguished foreign officials, and within
a few days 1t has published an interview
with President Harrison, which is utterly
false in every particular. So the Presi-
dent declares. The nearest to an inter-
view that its representative secured was
q request for one TO the Presidents Secre-
tary, and the Presidents refusal. A pa
per so untrustworthy, should not be taken
by any person who wants to read facts.
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The New York Herald makes some
strange and almost startling acknowledge
monts. After doing its best to elect Cleve-
land and Democratic Congress ON the
Chicago platform, 1t warns the party, in
the most emphatic language, not to be In
any hurry to carry those solemn pledges
into effect. 1t rebukes Mr.. Clark Howell.
the Southern editor, for urging Congress
10 hurry and wipe out the Mckinley law,
''and get the country into trouble" "The
people don't want the Mckinley law re-
pealsd,n Is the extraordinary declaration
Of the Herald. ''To repeal the law,n 1t
adds, "or to chase Congress on to tamper
hastily with its provisions would disturb
business, depress stocks. unsettle values,
upset industries and throw the country in
to such panic as 1t has not experienced
since 1857"
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1892-11-16

"A Democratic exchange thinks the
"tarlff-taxed" western farmer will now
have hope. Wepresume that as soon as the
iff-forrevenue-only" is shot off, every
thing the farmer buys will be down to
about half the present price, while grain
will go up, as the farmer will have 'the
markets of the world" II Democratic
papers and Democratic orators are to be
believed, we are approaching the mil
lenlum. With Tammany running the ma
ton, with no wicked ssforce bill' to in
timidate the honest Southern Democrat as
he fills up the ballot box to meet the me-
ccssities of the occasion, and with the
wonderful prosperity that will come to us
when the looms and workshops Of Europe
make our goods for us, we shall have
nothing to do but to sit down and rejoice
over the happy Democratic times when
there is no tariff, no work and no money.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1892-11-16

What awful whacks that wicked Nc
Kinley tariff Is still getting from the Dem.
ocratic press and leaders. We trust the
party will not show their opposition by
talk alone, but that they viii proceed al
the earliest possible moment to nullify by
law the present protective tariff, which
their platform declares is fraud and un-
constitutional. &c; US have tariff &c:
revenue only, and test 1t by practical APP
plcatiou.
The day after the election, the Philadel-
phia Record began to hedge on the tariff
question and said that the tariff would be
gradually reduced SO as not to interfere
with the manufactures that had been fos-
tered under protection OF the tariff, etc.
That is, now that they have the power,
they are gong to wink for time at the
demonstrations" characterof protection,
and are going to let the ''fraud" down by
degrees. Such talk shows gross insinceri-
ty and hypocrisy. But the Democratic
party will find that the South and West
will demand fulallment Of Its pledges.
A low tariff for revenue only Is what they
are after, aud that must not be lodged.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1892-11-16

were entitled in all fairness to tho choice,
the Republican party of the State has suf-
fered severely, and has had its hands so
securely tied that the attempt to break
loose seems almost hopeless.
On top of the blunders above men
toned came another by which Republi-
can Senate helped the Democratic House
in passing bill raising the Governors
salary from $4,000 to $4,000. This gave
the Democratic Governor a bonus OF FIVE
thousand dollars year with which TO help
along his cause in the fight for the United
States Senatorship. And yet the very
Republicans who helped to increase the
Governors salary, made this increase q
cause of complaint during the recent cam
paigni A little consistency is in place 10
politics, as well as elsewhere.
1t will suggest itself to the minds Of the
Republicans of New Jersey, we hope, that
change of leaders aud OF methods is
necessary, II they ever hope to win sue
cess. A leader who represents one of the
big railroad corporations OF the country,
and who utilities the officials of that cor
poratiop, both Democrats and Republi-
cans, to carry on his political schemes, is
moi one to inspire confidence, and when
10 his train comes lot OF broken-down
political hacks, some Of whom couldn't be
elected pound-keeper in their own neigh
borhoods, and who are mere blood suckers
upon the Republican party, the reasons for
a change are self-evident, IL unity and
victory are ever to be the portion OF the
Republicans Of this State.
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1T is now pretty certain that Governor

1t is now pretty certain that Governor
Albeit will be the next United States
Senator from New Jersey. 1t was stu
pid blunder on the part of Gen. Sewell
and other Republican leaders that he was
not allowed to be made Senator at the
time when Blodgett was elected. Had
that been done, Albeit would not have
had the strong personal lnducement TO put
In play the SUBSCRIPTIONS methods and indie
fa.igable energy that he has displayed in
the past three or four years, and 1t is safe
to say that there Is no other man 10 New
Jersey that Is his equal In political mani
pulation.
His election at that time would 10 all
probability have prevented the gerryman-
der Of the legislative districts, the passage
Of the laws making the various State
Boards solidly Democratic, the repeal Of
the laws establishing various appointive
Offices and thus replacing Republicans by
Democrats. For this meddlesomeness
with an election in which the Democrats
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1892-11-16
When the Republican party WINS 8,

When the Republican party wins sue
cess in an election, the business men Of
the country do not want to see what the
party 10 going to do before making new
ventures but, when the Democrats have
made sweep, Democratic papers think
II is necessary to assure the country that
with conservative President TO muzzle
the men who supposed the Democratic
platform meant something, there will be
no interference with the industrial inter.
ests of the country.
But the Doylestown Democrat goes
away beyond this. According to It, o
lower tariff, bringing in an increase Of
foreign goods, Is going to Stimulate
every home industry" wages will be in.
creased and living reduced. Hear what
1t says:
'sThe country, and every interest 10 It,
may rely upon Mr.. Cleveland carrying
out his pledges; no influence will be able
TO swerve him from 1t. The Democratic
policy Of tariff revision will be such that
while tho duties will be reduced and raw
material admitted free, II will stimulate
every home industry, and open q wider
foreign market; the American flag will be
gradually restored to Its place on the high
seas labor will be better rewarded, and
the cost of living reduced. No one need
have the least concern that the policy Of
the new administration will shock the
country and disturb our industries Mr..
Cleveland's well-known conservatism Is
guarantee against this"
Evidently, "Col. Sellers" wasn't an alb
surd man, after all. 1t appears that the
way to increase work and wages in this
country is to encourage manufacturing
and buying In other countries. Great is
Democratic doctrine and past finding out.
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Reading Railroad.
TINE TABLE IN EFFEOT NOV. IS, 1892.
TRAINS LEAVE NEW HOPE

For Glenside, Jenkintown and Philadelphia, week
days. 5.55. TAO, Ills a. m los, APO SEQ p. m.
Sundays 700 a. m, 435, 700 p. m.
RETURNING TRAINS.
Leave Philadelphia Ninth and Green Sts.,
weekdays, sos, 905 a. M, 2.i5, 25, SIS, 1ll6
p. m. Sundays 800 q. m. f.40, 6.45 p. m.
Leave Philadelphia, Third and Berks Sts. week
days. 700, 9.l5 a. m, COS, li25 p. M Sundays 9l5
u. IN, 20, 900 p. m.
Close connection at Jenkintown with fast ex-
press trains 10 and from New York, Baltimore,
Washington, the South and West.
ATLANTIC CITY DIVISION.
Leave Philadelphia, Chestnut street wharf, and
South street wharf
FOR ATLANTIC CITY.
Week-days-Express. 900 q. M. 200, AGO. 500
D. m. Accommodation, 500 q. m, 6.45, p m.
Sunday-Express 900, a. m. Accommodation
500 a. m. land 4.30 p. m.
Returning leave Atlantic City Depot, corner AT.
lantie and Arkansas avenues.
Weekdays-Express 700, 745, 900 a. m, and 400
p m. Accommodation, $40 am. and 4.30 p. IN.
Sunday-Express, 4 90 p. a. Accommodation, 7.s0
3. M, and 4.30 p. M.
c. G. HANCOCK,
/. A. SWEIGARD, Gen. Pass. Agt.
General Manager.
Nov. 10, 1892.
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II is proposed to raise purse of $780,
900 among the late Congressman Melon
AIDS political friends and present II to the
widow as token OF their regard for her
husband. Intimate friends OF the late
Congressman say that he left his family
without any property at ALA tribute to
the sterling honesty Of the man who had
been for twenty years in Offices where
others would have made fortune.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1892-11-16
PUBLIC SALE
OF
House and Lot
IN STOCKTON.

The subscriber, Executor OF Lambert
Rockafellow, deceased, will sell at Public
Sale, on
FRIDAY, THE 18th DAY OF NOVEM-
BIER, 1892,
at Q o'clock P. NJ, on the premises, a
large double house, situate in the pleasant
and prosperous village of Stockton, Della
ware township, and lately in the posses
sion OF Peter RockafeIlow. The house is
In good condition and large enough for
two families.
The lot contains ii, 1897 square feet Of
land, thus affordlng plenty OF room for
good gardens, sc. There isan abundance
Of water at the house, and there Is also
an ample number of Shade Trees on the
place. Ii Is considered very desirable
place of residence, and II ought to receive
attention. Attendance and conditions at
sale, by
BURRIS SNYDER,
III. +. BoDINR, Auct. Executor.
Dated Oct. IA. is92.-td,
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what the Penulls,s Want.

The Peoples party in IadlaHa has for.
INFLATED the demands il will make OF the
next Democratic Legislature Of that State.
These demands Include s'ieerease4 taxa.
ton OF capitalists and corporations" aud
the requirement that s'sA securities esust
be stamped by the assessors OF Otherwise
rendered void. .
The democracy, which has been ssSieg
up the anarchistie cry against mea Of
wealth and corporations, has heee SOW
ing dragons teeth. II remains 10 be seea
what the harvest will be.
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CLARK PLBRsoN, Editor.
LAMBERTvILLE. N. ].
WEDNESDAY,. NOV. is, 1892.

The sickest-looking man 10 the coun-
try is Werts, the newly-elected Governor
Of this State, judging from the pictures Of
him published by our Democratic con-
temporaries. But he isn't half as sick as
the pictures make him.
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PROBABLY LAST SPRING
YOU CONSIDERED THE
QUESTION OF PAINTING,

PROBABLY LAST SPRING
YOU CONSIDERED THE
QUESTION OF PAINTING,
but finally decided that you would
put it over until Fall, and perhaps
until another Spring. Of course, it
is poor economy to let the building
go unprotected, and you should at
once consider the question of colors
and make up your mind when you
are going to paint, then engage the
best painter you know of.
A few hints may be of service to
you.
Use nothing but pure Linseed Oil
Paint.
If two coats are to be applied to
the house, have the first one liber-
ally thinned with Raw Linseed Oil.
Be careful to see that the build
ing is dry, and never let the paint
be applied over wet wood.
Get the best and most durable
Paint, regardless of first cost, it is
the cheapest sn the end.
Investigate thoroughly the quail
ity of the Chiffon Paints.
Probably you can find color card
of some dealer in your town, but if
you have difficulty, send direct to
the Chiffon Manu-. Co., New York
or Boston, ond one will be sent you
by mail.
For sale by JACOB HELMS, so
Coryell street, Lambertville, N. ].
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"A good two-horse steel plow costs
$40 in the United States. In free-trade
England the farmer pays $25 for poorer
pillow. This is one Of the ways, to use the
words of the Democratic demagogues,
that ''the farmer is taxed on everything
he hnvs -
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1892-11-16

''Three hundred and sixty different
mountain peaks within the limits of the
United States, exceed ten thousand feet
in height. "-Hunterdon Democrat.
Yes, but OF what use are mountain peaks,
when we can't discover Republican ma
jority even If we climb the highest of
them2
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1892-11-16

r OST OR MIsLAID,
II Policy No. 1850, issued by The
Penn Mutual Life Insurance Company,
on the life of Jacob Helms. The finder
will please return it to the undersigned.
Application has been made for the issu.
ing of duplicate.
JACOB HELMS,
LAMBERTvILLE, N. ].
Nov. 0, ls92.-6t.
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A GIRL WANTED
Nice Little ROlebury Farm to be
Sold at Public Sale

ON THE BANKS OF THE DELAWARE RIVER.
Nss WILL be sold at Public Sale,-on MONDAY,
hl.a NOVEMBER 2lst. 1892, Oh the .sasAaaM
premises. in Solebury township, Bucks 3
county. Pa, nice little FIFTEEN 5<
ACRE FARM Of highly improved land. S06R
situated on the banks Of the Delaware
river nearly opposite Lambertvilie. N. ,-zsaeAAr.
j., and one mile above New Hope, terminus Of the
N. E. Penn. X. r. The improvements consist OF
three-story STONE HOUSE, containing II rooms
and halls with cellar and milk vault underneath;
two-story frame kitchen attached; cistern and
pump In kitchen and never-failing well Of water
at the door two-story porch In front OF the
house and portico at kitchen door frame barn
and wagon house and all necessary outbuildings;
young apple orchard and number of other fruit
trees. This place lays high. and commands beau
tiful view OF the river. public road passes 10
front of the house. Anyone wishing to view the
property before the day OF sale viii please call
upon or address the owner, David Balderston.
Rush Valley, Backs county. or Charles B. Livezey,
62i Walnut street, Philadelphia. Sale to COM
mence at O'Clock, P. M. Conditions made known
at sale Oy CHAS. b. LIVELY,
Agent for DAVID BALDERsToE
Elias Eastburn, Auct.
Nov. 10, 1892-1t.
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NOTICE.

WYE, the undersigned MILK DEALERS AS
w ISOLATION. do agree not to retail milk In
the City OF Lambertvllle for less than eight cents
per quart from Nov. l. 1892, TO May 1, 1893, under
penalty OF Fifty Dollars. Wholesale TO be not lesi
than four quarts.
Signed, -
PETER SMITH,
JONATHAN PIDCOCK,
A. w. LAMBERT,
HARRISON ROSE,
ANDERSON READING. Agt,
A. u. TROUT,
PkTER A. TODD,
j. HELMS.
Dated Lambertyille, Oct. 9th. 1892
Nov. 2-tf.