davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-10-30

happy, dutiful and morally worthy life.
Strive to be a pure, intelligent and we'll
bred woman, an angel of grace and
goodness.
"A perfect woman molly planned.
10 warn, TO comfort and command"
And thus you will invite into finest
demonstrations all that is good in heart.
Have something TO talk about better
tDan scandal to interest and refresh his
weary mind. Strive constantly to I'M
prove your mind by reading good books
and interesting yourself in the topics of
the day. so your CONVEX sation may
always he instructive, then lie will de-
light to talk with You in preference to
others.
Let him see that you really have a
strong desire to make him happy, and
To retain forever the warmest place in
his respect. his admiration and his af-
fectioIs. Enter into ali his plans with
interest. Sweeten all his troubles, with
your sympathy. Make him feel that
there Is one ear always open TO the rev.
citation of his experiences; that there is
one heart that never miscenstrues him :;
mat there is one refuge for him in, all
circumstances, and that in all WEAKNESS
OF body and soul there is one warm pill
low for has head, beneath which heart
Is beating with the same unyarying
truth and affection, through all gladness
and sadness, and the faithful chronom-
eter suffers no perturbation of its
rythm by shine or shower.
BE noble. and the nobleuess that lies
In man. perchance sleeping. never dead
viii rise in majesty to greet thine own
And thus you VIII keep him in line.
MILE.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-10-30
IT FETCHEs Hin.
He Fears to Be Left With Nine
Children on His Hands.

He Fears to Be Left With Nine
Children on His Hands.
OF course. man means husband:
few are interested in refractory broth
ers, and sweetheartS are very tractable
creatures, but wait until they become
husbands. | have a specimen [ con-
slider & shining example, and yet even
he becomes fractions, and then-whis-
per it low-dark and crafty subter-
fuges must be resorted to; such as
packing ALT the children off to mothers.
inviting his best friend TO dinner. COOK
ing his favOrite dish. putting on your
most becoming dress and curling your
hair up to counting day standard: it is
troublesome, but good recipe for hus-
bands with slight attacks of distemper.
My neighbor, with ten children. has
another way. She threatens to take
the baby and leave. The poor man, who
had feeDly tried to assert his rights,
looks at the other nine, thinks how
quickly they could demolish him were
nobody around to feed them when they
all yell at once, as he has often heard
them, and Immediately takes to rocking
the baby as he had been ordered.
Most women like a master. and are
happiest when imagining they ale mar
tyrs, and yet all like their own way,
too. There is only one plan for reach
ing this end: always let him 'think''
that he is running things, and by a lit
tie cleverness you can get your way.
My husband thought my new suit
should be dark red and green satin.
My very false HAIR stood on end at the
prospect, but l laid fashion notes slyly
in his way, and dropped hints. until |
bought dark blue serge. and so care
full was l that he tells his friends he Sc
lects my clothes. and he actually thinks
he does. l keep him home even
ings by sitting patiently and list
ening 10 columns of politics from
the GLOBE wish they would only pub
liSh advertisements. the tariff question
will be the death OF mel. Sometimes |
catch imported silks and hosiery; and
prick up my ears 10 find "he'll skip that
and return 10 American tin (about which
understand as much as our yellow dog.
but L reflect upon the merits Of fringe
or ribbon for that dress, and thus keep
as Intelligent look as possible.
All men are more or less selfish and
stubborn. and woman must learn to give
III gracefully ii she wishes TO make a
happy home, and it is usually her fault
if an ordinarily fond lover doesn't make
a good husband. Feed them we'll; always
look and act your prettiest, and don't
think yourself wax and that one harsh
word Will decimate you. Above every
thing, never ask faVorS before meals.
always after.
hope Aunt Polly is really a woman.
or these suggestions of matrimonial
mis- management will lose some girl a
husband. Z. Ii. r.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-10-30

to provide himself~with wife at short
notice.
He and his clever man servant, Will
IAN, agree upon the idea that he must
borrow wife for the occasion to carry
out the deception. They are not so
happy, however. in their selection of
the wife. and each working on indie
pendent lines prepare for the other sur
prlSeS that are startling in their devel-
opments.
William selects Mrs. Chadwick.
widow of mature years, to play the
part, and when Kershaw arrives intro
duces her as Mrs. Shakleton. She, not
aveIse 10 becoming Mrs. Shakleten, ac-
cepts the situation with the hope
of becoming in reality his wife.
But Shakleton, having thought OF
everything, and finding no better
way out of his embarrassment, notices
his bright houSemaid, Jane. and pro-
poses that she play the part for a con-
slderatlon of e100. She accepts, and he
at once sends her out to fit her dress to
her new position.
Jane pays her part TO the perfect sat
ISfactlon of her master and his guardian,
but to the great CONSERVATION of WIFE
lam, whose wife she became that morn-
ing. The situations become more
| ridiculous with each of the three short
acts, and Jane has the ready wit to meet
every emergency, even to the borrow
| ing OF baby when the old guardian asks
after the hopeful heir. whom his Young
scapegrace of ward has pictured in
his correspondence. But this display
breaks down Williams patience and he
unsets the whole game. Jane is driven
to confession, is forgiven for her clever
ness, and Shakieton, having been for
| given by his sweetheart, Lucy Norton,
becomes a married man in truth and
received his fortune
Jane" will be presented with east
of superior excellence. ''Chums." the
New York Herald prize comedietta. in
one act, will precede Jane as cur
| tain raiser
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-10-30
BE POSTED,
But Remember That No Man
Likes Blue-Seocking Wife.

Bat Remember That No Man
Likes Blue-Seocking Wife.
First-To thine own self be true, be
honest i'll your convictions, and allew.
him to be the same. Do not try tofpiIO
his broad and liberal faith down to yeasf
narrow belief in creeds. and Will thF
would aspire to do good acts and deets.,
do not insist that they count for naHght
because he IS not worshiper at NOlf
own little chapel. Be broad III Your
ideas; encourage him In all good works,
works that will help the world. help to
make 1t better and purer, and encourage
him to do his part towards making 1bet-
ter laws, to be just in his dealings, and
that by living up TO The golden rpie;
he is doing Gods work as much as he
donned his ''beSt Sunday go-tO-meeflag-
suit and trotted off to church (6eing
cOaXed by you 10 goo to hear a sermon
that neither interests nor appeals tp, his
better self. ,T-7-
A man does not simply need wife to
Keep his house and linen in order.
though, sad TO relate, many a mans
heart lies in the pit of his stomach but
certainly q we'll ordered home. well
| served and well cooked meals tend to-
W ards making man happy. and if he is
happy lie Is very apt 10 be g0OQ. Make
him feel that ali the good deeds done by
him besides making him happy .c(as
the most exquisite happiness is in max
ing others hapuyl add so much to yours.
While do not think men as general
rule like their wives to be s'veritabie
blue stockings" still think they want
them posted in current literature and
| topics Of the day, for as rule men, I'M
like women. get very weary of always
talking over domestic affairs, baby's
last tooth, etc. But above all ''be to
their faults little blind" We none of
US like to have our faults detailed. If
every home would only keep two little
bears, Bear aud Forbear," in their
midst divorce courts would have less to
do. Keep your tears and eXpoStuladons
to yourself: | think instead of inspiring
man to be good they give him the feel
ing that he would like to jump into the
Mississippi and pull you in after him.
Strive to keep him in line; you may die
III the attempt. but you will have the
consolation of knowing that ''She hath
done what she could" DORA.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-10-30
DON'T FRET.
Don't ScoId, Don't Be Extrava-
CANT.

CANT.
FirSt-Don't fret.
Your nerves are rasped and tried
many times. but so are his. You must
control yours if there is to be happy
home.
A bride ike the one spoken of in the
Thirty-ninth Psalm, first verse. will do
wonders in Keeping man IN line.
Ii his everyday greeting is. John,
you have tracked mud into the
Kitchen" ''John, you are splitting coffee
on the table cioth;'' John. you are let
ting i'll the flies" he gets tired and
cross, and may utter words that will
give You heartache long after he has
forgotten them.
Just wait and keep sweet.
After he has gone whiStling to his
work you can repair the slight damages
that sometimes look so large to you.
lake the third verse of the Hist
Psalm as your daily and hourly prayer
Second-DOn't be eXtravagant
when child ! was invited to spend a
rev days with a young married couple
resldln or farm which is now one of
the suburbs of st. Paul. Before driving
10 her home the 20 ung woman stopped
at Third street store to do little
oloppiuS. 1IcE!lemDeT 10 IntS DAY the
sigh that came from the heart of the
big. bread-shouldered young farmer
who met us at the door of the pretty
home. as the little wife displayed her
treasures. carelessly remarking that
''she had them charged and the bill was
ST.
Child as l was, 1 could not help MOTTO
ing the foolish extravagancies OF that
foolish wife and the encouragement of
the Woodworking young man, who was
trying TO pay for home
1t was hardly surprise when years
later learned that their matrimonial
bark went down in the sea of divorce.
Many times foolish girl with no re-
aliZation OF the value of money, with no
thought that q SO a month salary has
its limitations, Will order dress goods,
furniture and knick-knacks to be sent
home with the bill,' until sheer desper-
alton drives a discouraged man to the
saloon.
Dear women, Can you not endure
poverty, privations, even thoughtless-
ness and unklndness on his part rather
than even help him one step on the way
TO that DEVILS door, the saloon?
AUNT KATE.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-10-30
ST. PAUL ADJUSTMENTS.

Theatricals for the past week have
been sadly interfered with by the en-
thusiasm of the local campaign. With
a splendid bill at the Metropolitan in
terpreted by a good company. the at
tendance fell far short of actual merit.
Business at the Grand was still smaller,
though perhaps fully as good as the
merit of the attraction would warrant.
For the current week both leading
houses will play strong attractions, and
business will improve, Notwithstanding
the fact that the campaign is growing
in fervor. The bill at the Metropolitan
will be the famous and successful
comedy ''Jane," and at the Grand Man
ager Lift will play his strongest card in
the Ensign" The only drawing num-
Der outside OF the regular theaters Will
be the MISUNDERSTANDING" concert
at the Peoples church on Thursday
evening.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-10-30
DON'T HAVE SECRETS.
And DON'T, Like Most Women, Saw
Told Won So

The best way to keep man in line.
is, first. make sure that you are in line
yourself. You must treat him with
considerati on and love, put yourself IN
his place, and treat him exactly az you
would wish to be treated if YOUR places
we're changed. Make yourself his COM
panion and friend, take an interest in
all he does. give your advice when you
think it will help him.
Ii he should not take your advice,
but think his own idea the best. and the
result should prove unsatisfactory, con-
sole him in his disappointment and
forget to say, told you so.
Be true to him always and never de-
ceive him in anything. Have no secrets
from him. Don't be too anxious to find
out all his failings, but let him see that
you trust him even though he disap-
points you sometimes. If you think ne
needs a little lectuTing once i'll a great
while reason with him earnestly and
then drop the subject and be your own
sweet self again. Don't make him dread
to go into the house for fear YOU will
tackle him again.
See that his food is well cooked and
on time, don't let him come home tired
and hungry and find no sign of any,
thing to eat. Dress to please him and
always have welcome for him when
ever he CONES. Be economical, but not
too close. Let him see that you are
pleased when he does anything for you.
and you will find in a very short time
he will be watching for every oppor-
tunity to please you.
Make the house bright and cheerful.
and teach the children to love and not
fear him, and to watch for his cominp
nnd maat him with a glad WeIooma
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-10-30
THE ROPE WALKER.
Rhea Frederic Likens Life to Nj
agara's Whirlpool.

Rhea Frederic Likens Life to Nj
agara's Whirlpool.
Law giyers, law breakers and law
eounselors were members of ancient
monarchies, and are members of mod
ern republics.
Noted among law givers is Aristotle,
who has given laws of thought among
law breakers; William Tell, who broke
Gesler'S law among law counSelors;
Cato, who pleaded for Rome'S safety by
means OF Carthage peril. Laws are
given. broken and mended. A law Is a
line OF thought OF action, therefore the
law giver ana law receiver need TO have
some virtue in common in order that
the regulations of one will moderate
the passions of others. A law or line
OF action IS kept or broken in proper
ton the law giver is loved or feared
by the law receiver. Many men have
given laws which some keep and others
violate, therefore it has needed centu-
ries of time TO harmonize several laws
into one line of regulations which the
majority OF men keep.
Have you, reader. ever thought OF the
rope waiker-how he when crossing from
one stake to the other accompllSheS
such with ease and grace How thor
oughiy need the performer understand
to be on the line or not to be. The rope
walker fultills double purpose, firstly
10 guard against danger and secondly
TO gain admiration
Kermit me TO introduce SignOrina
SpeilerinI, who crossed the Niagara rap
ids, and for the present to be one of the
byStauderS who witness the deed.
The line or rope stretched across the
hppD
set with forethouKht. and the time of
the event is published in the leading
papers. Thousands of people are drawn
thltner, eacn impressed with the inn
portance OF the occasion, TO wit: A line
Will be kept by an individual, be it man
or woman; the deed is worthy of admir-
alton.
The time for crossing the rapids is
present. See how the SignOriDa cour-
tesles: how she waves her hands to the
multitude who are gathered whereSo-
ever human foot can find support. After
the greeting the crowd is lost sight off;
the slender rope is her stronghold; the
balance-pole her one earthly possession.
She moves onward slowly but surely
the danger ignored, the admiration I'M
noticed. Perhaps prayer for the dar
ing person from one OF the bystanderS;
perhaps her balance pole Or llghtneSS
OF step has aided her, or all elements
combined have brought her across the
rapids. The deed is accomplished: the
end has been reached: great admiration
for the ropewalker: thanks To the sig
norma, who has set an example which
Is worthy of imitation.
To lay down d general line of con-
duct, which each individual can keep.
is futile, but of this be assured that if
the line has been tested by love, the bal
ance-pole named goodwill, the multi
tude be reduced to the home circle, and
roaring rapids becomes an abyss ready
TO devOur wtosoever misses step, and
prayer whispered by the one nearest
and dearest to the performer. the line
will be kept and honor given to the one
WHO induced the action.
RHEA FREDERIC.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-10-30
NOT GOODNESS ALONE.
The Best of Women Have Often
the Worst Husbands.

The Best of Women Have Often
the Worst Husbands.
As the contest thickens.-I have read
with attention the various views adj
yanced by the lady readers of the
| GLOBE as to how best TO keep man in
| line. And take it for granted the ques-
ton is to be practically handled.
''Simplv to catch a man. and then let
him alone" is begging the question.
The writer who c0nfeSseS to being "up
stump had better left her confessions
unsaid. Every woman has right TO
make an honest effort to keep her hus-
band on the line, even if she fails to
do so.
Sermons on the evil nature of man
also seem "out of line" in this discus
SION.
Mere goodness will not always pre-
vail, else why Is it that-the best women
! often have the worst husbands? Too
great perfection revolts mans imper-
feet nature, and we all object to that
goodness which eieyateS every trifie into
a crime.
Beauty is potent, but there is always
some crisis in mans life when mere
beauty fails to avail. Physical charms
even disgust when a man finds them to
Love, forgiving disposition. neither
will always reform nan. | knew
drunkard who expected forgiveness
until seventy times Seyen," but il did
not reform him.
Ideal wives do not produce ideal hus-
bands.
People marry for various reas0ns-for
convenience, for love. for caprice. for
mOney-and they are surprised when
they find, as find they must. that other
things are necessary TO perfect union.
Now, whilst entirely opposite, there
must be some common bond of UNION
congenlaliry, a sympathetic taste, inter
est or opinions. If these are lacking.
then patience and tact must take their
place.
The woman who yields is the one who
wins In the long run.
Though she bends MIN, she obeys him,
Though she beckons, she will follow
Many man is made by his wife.
Most boys who rise to distinction in
later life have had good mothers. The
influence Of women is potent for good
or evil.
Cleopatra wrecked Marc Antony.
Miss Millbank was the last woman in
England to reform Lord Byron, Com
patibility of temper should always enter
into the married choice. Jane Walsh,
with all her wit, failed 10 soften the
rugged nature OF Carlyle. His ''Aydime''
came too late 10 yield him that sympa-
thy his egoism craved! DIsraeli's;wife
helped her husband 10 the premiership,
and l might multiply examples. Men
and women are the compliments of each
other. Back of every failure or success
I'D life we generally find woman or
man. Harriet Martineau's and Hannah
More's literary careers were decided
by the blighting of their affections.
Home comforts, 4 clean establishment,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-10-30
How JOS Wife Succeeded in Man
aging Her Husband
A TRUE STORY.

Come. girls. if you want to know,
II tell you how l Kept i'll line your Uncle
10.
He was fond of sport. in reckless way;
Would drink (he knew where 10 stop, he'd
Gambied would risk but his own in play,
Not safe way. girls, not safe way.
10 brute the most loving may grow by
drink.
Ana cursed by this vice and gambling he'll
surely sink
SO round him loves meshes I sought to
throw,
To hold him fast.
While | cheeTeG him 10 rise
10 leave the improbable past;
For manhood never without 4 struggle dies :;
Never without a struggle dies.
The years crept YEARLY by,
" hist l waited as only the stricken may,
Hiding his faults from the public eye,
Patiently hoping from day TO day
smiled so the world never knew,
How | tried TO be brave,
And his honor TO save.
He'd say, Il love you and some day.
Alas, some day
You wonder I'D 18th him stay.
and never divorce was soug ht.'
We'll. I've always thought.
We are husband and wife,
Not Tor an hour. moi for a day;
We are wed forever i'll lif e
lis the old-fashioned way;
True wife way
SO bore my burden alone.
With none 10 hear MY moan;
Through the long, long night
Sitting and waiting The morning light
Waiting and dreading the morrow;
My heart breaking with its sorrow,
iii, Ikea tnlng 10 hide,
LntO the home SO deseereted he'd glide.
Still, 1 served everything each day
In the gentlest, daintiest way:
Then shaIne-facedly he d spy
sweet wife. Ii shall be better some day,''
All, me. Some day some day,
Yes thought while he = wasting his life
And throwing MS honor and manhood away,
lis not the time for strife.
y or for crOSSness anu ScOIding:
lis not well bitter things 10 say,
+ or VINO viii help. II not his wife.
And love i best Tor holding
Things viii be better some day.
sweet day.
At last it came.
feraed there was no chance to save. his
name.
He'd gambled more ana more.
Other money and his own the same.
oh, my heart Wake up and do.
Ils no time 10 Sit and sigh;
no VIII help, If not YOU:
Surely now the fault he'll rue.
The money loss is sore,
Bur It's the loss Of your manhood I deplore.''
wen, we managed somehow
II matters not now;
The blind began TO see
The vice-cursed man was free.
Happily, happily free
so laid my youth and ambition in the grave
W lille did the duty that next me lay,
For II were better my dear one 10 save;
And yOur Uncle J o VIII ALWAYS saw
His nobleness and worth are mine
For had the way Of holding a man in
line
so I'm glad today.
Glad ay. JOS WIFI.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-10-30
JANE"
Charles Frohman's at the Metro
polit an Opera House This Week,

Charles Frohman's at the Metro
politan Opera House This Week,
Presenting the great comedy success,
Jane" which has enjoyed remarkable
runs in New York, Chicago and Phi!a-
delphia.
Funny is the correct adjective to aAix
to Jane" Its situations, to say moth
ing of the words, are so ludicrous that
the auditor. unless he is almost incredi-
Gly grave, Is kept in constant laughter.
This is the story of ''Jaiie:''
Charles Shakieton is a young man
with prospects, left fortune by his
aunt on condition that he marries be-
fore securing any Of the money. So
long as he is able TO conduct MS bust
ness by correspondence he sueeeeds in
making his guardian believe that he has
a wife and child. He has involved HIM
self in debt na La blamed it all on the
extravaganza of MS wife, When SIR.
kershaw. the old guardian, desires TO
visit him and reiiiohsfrate with the
lady. This startling announcement
makes it necessary for the Younz man
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-10-30
Needle Work Child.

The women interested in the work of
the Needle Work guild are requested to
remember that all garments promised
to the association must be handed in by
the section presidents on Nov. ). The
officers of the charity are especially
anxious for its success. and desire all
persons who have agreed to give gar
ments to send their contributions as
soon as possible to the women to whom
they pledged their donations.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-10-30

well-cooked viands. well-aired linen.
well-behaved children, all so to make
home attractive-of course all this care
involves sacrifice-but this Is III her
very nature, where she loves! Tenny-
son sings:
'.One will walk this world
Yoked in all exercise of noble end
Yield thyself up;
Accomplish thou my manhood and myself"
LADY ROSE.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-10-30
DRAPERY- ::-DEPT. DRAPERY-::- dept.

90 pieces of Figured Swiss Muslin for
sash curtains, only 15c per yard.
10 pieces Fancy Figured Muslin, worth
25c, only Ice.
New patterns in Silkaline, only 121Ic.
Window shades, all complete, only
15c.
Window Shades, all complete. made
of opaque. spring roller. only 25e.
200 pieces Table 0ileloth, only l5c
yard.