Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1892-05-19
MISCELLANEOUS.

That's the stlchlngest plaster 1 know
Of"
How Sad.-Frau Z.-"Shall you be
going to some watering place." Frau
L.-''Alas! no; unfortunately my hus-
band isn't suffering from govt this
year."-Flora.
do you. propose to marry for love
or for money!" 'Well, Ishouldn't con-
slider a moderate dose of love any OBJ
lection if she has lots of money!
Dansville Breeze.
Editor Ito young rcporter)-:'1 see
you have headed this article Murder in
Our Midst" Reporter-.sYes, sir. -
Editor-''You have swallowed poison,
then, supposedly. Y. Truth.
20, mamma! There was such a
gang of dudes on the corner
Daughter, dear, how often must l re
prove you for using slang? You should
not say a gang of dudes; say 'bevy.'
indianapolis Journal.
Cutting Down His Income Beaver
-"Robinson tells me that his salary
has been reduced" Melton-''For
what cause?" Beaver-''He has just
been taken into the firm. Tom Mas
son, in Cloak Review.
Mrs. Jones-''I took tea at Mrs.
Browns last evening. There vas a
magnificent array Of silver, but very
little to eat" Mrs. Robinson-"As
usual at Mrs. Browns table. Every
thing plated but the FOOD boston
Transcript.
Miss Fortiod-'Dear me, how you
are freclxled! I should feel awful to
have my face like that! Miss Young
But then there is no danger of being
freckled when one is on the shady side. %
Boston Transcript.
Johnny had been studying the ad-
vertising columns of the newspaper for
an hour, at the end of which time he
looked up and inquired in a perplexed
tone, ''Ma, how is it there are SO many
different kinds of toilet soap that are
all the best?'
John and Samuel Manning, twin
brothers, living on the Same farm near
Reserve, Ind, married twin sisters in
1881, both of whom died in 1889. In
1891 the brothers became acquainted
with twin sisters named Swope, and
there was another double marriage.
According to theosoph,sts SEQ days
and nights of Brahma make one year OF
Brahma, and 100 years of Brahma make
the great kalpa, a period Of 81 ,040, OO0,-
C0O,0O years, after which the entire
solar system passes into its night, and
everything in it is destroyed on the OBJ
jective plane
From an ancient account book
found at PASSPORT, Me-, it appears that
| in 1877 tobacco was sold by the yard in
that settlement. The limited purchas
ing power of a days wages at that
, period is shown by the price of nails-1s
2]2d a pound. a days ordinary wage;
would pay for about four pounds OF
nails
speaking of the extravaganza Of
women OF our day, Marie de Medicis
had a gown sown with 81, 900 pearls and
5000 diamonds. and her example was
followed by lesser parsonages, who
cheerfully expended more than their in
comes on gowns SO laden with precious
Stones that their wearers could scarcely
move about in them.
"A o>teSiI it'et lSolHsC CllC LII Y
yet in a few hours it may be stripped
bare to the solid rock. Shells may be
covering the bottom mile off shore
| undisturbed by insllorc gales; storm
! with winds and waves apparently much
! the same as usual, may sweep them al
on shore. In other words, the will O.
. old ocean in modifying shore lines is
practically irresistible and his occasiona
devastation rcmediless.
during October Of this year fail
will be held in San Francisco under tn,
joint auspices of the California worlds
! fair commission and the Mechanics in
stitute. ENh bits. classified by counties
will be shown from every portion of the
state, and special efforts are being made
to have them of the most complete ant
representative character.
In Pelham's collection of Travels
1s06), referring to one of the Pa
citic island mention is made of a wo
man who was seen shaving a child's
head with a sharks tooth, fastened into
the end of a stick The hair was first
wetted with a rag dipped in water, ano
then, by a proper application of the in
strument, she completed the business
as efectually as if razor had been EN-
ployed.
B. R. Young and his family were
travelling in a prairie schooner nea1
Palomas, Mexico, when a loaded gun ir
the wagon in front was discharged &C
cidentally. The ball pierced Young's
shoulder, passed though his sons hip
then through the babys head, anc
struck the shoulder of Mrs. Mary Rob
erts, daughter of Mr. Young. Fathe,
! and son were seriously wounded, the
baby was instantly killed, but Mrs
Roberts received only a slight wound
-Lumbermen returning from the
headwaters of the Machias river, Maine
! report that the weather was so warn
in that region during January thai
hornets left their hives. On January II
a teamster in township Al accidentally
drove into hornets nest hanging from
a bush, and the hornets, aroused by thu
collision, issued in fierce swarms ani
stung the horses SO badly that they
broke and ran two miles to the hovel be
fore they could be stopped.
The Windsor castle, residence O.
the British sovereigns, was begun by
William the Conqueror, and enlarged
by Henry I. about lilo. Edward III
who was born here, November ID, 1912
caused the old building with the excep
ton OF three towers at the west end, tt
be taken down, and regretted the
whole castle under the direction of Viii
liam of Wylkeham, 1856, and built St
Georges chapel. He assessed every
county in England to send him work
men. James |. Scotland was imprisoned
here, 14O6-23.
A Thousand Guinea Cloak.
The cloak worn by Lady Arlington
when starting on her wedding tour wa.
one to which interest attaches in con
sequence of its almost unique value Ii
was one of Lord Allingtons presents t
his bride and is worth about one thou
sand guineas. The garment, which i:
long, is mazda Of pale peacock-blue cloth
in singularly soft tone, and is lined