The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-14

them at home. They're nuisance at wa
tering places. They annoy everybody,
oyereat themselves and keep you indoors
when you most want to be out"
But the fashionable married woman is al
ways accompanied by her maid. This maid
! is almost as important q parsonage as the
husband himself. Young, pretty and
vivacious she is not slow in becoming a
| companion rather than a servant, not only
helping madam at her toilet, but lending
her valuable aid in her pretty coquetries
and countless flirtations.
Madam never tires of Maries ministra-
ton, and the consequence is Marie is kept
well supplied with lace and ribbons, and
! underwear, and oorsets, and shoes, and
| even gowns. Some one tells madam that
| such, or such gown Is not becoming,
forthwith it is stripped of its lace
| and expensive trimmings and turned
over to Marie. Mrs. MacF.
among her half a hundred other gowns
| took with her to the springs a very pretty
white flannel suit, but one Of her lady
friends assured her that it marred the
| graceful outline of her figure, and forth
with the dress was turned over to Marie, for
madam has holy horror of being called
fat. Marie looked very pretty in the white
flannel as she fitted upstairs and down, in
doors and out, for that evening there was a
feast OF lanterns on the lawn. Imagine
Marle's surprise upon meeting Mr.. MacF.
in a dimly-lighted corridor to feel herself
suddenly clasped around the waist and hear
MacF. exclaim. "Why, darling [kissL
have not had a chance [<issl to say word
to you this evening [kissl. Thare [kissl.
run to your guests, darling [kissl"
Fot ten minutes later Tom, college boy
Mrs. MacF's brother, came face to face
with Marie. be relieves his mind as fol-
lows: 30, sister, your fete is charming [kissl;
such crowd of sweet girls. Kiss. Deuced
| glad came up from the city. Kiss kissl
| See you later, sisl" Marie pos ed off to tell
her mistress of the two amusing mistakes
that had been made, but before she had sue
ceeded in finding that lady she almost ran in
the arms of the old judge The old Judge is
Mira. MacFs father. "Ah. daughter" he
cried out. your feast OF lanterns is de-
lightful success. Kiss, kiss Let me thank
| you for the pleasure you've given your old
father. Kiss, kiss But. good night kiss,
kiss Pm off TO bed, dear child" Kiss,
kiss. kiss.l When Mrs. MlcF. heard Of
this 'comical adventure" as Marie called
| it she shook her head and murmured: "Ah,
Marie, the men the men! Whether 70 or
H. They never let good thing get away
| from them. l am not surprised at Tom, or
even at Mr.. MacF., but oh, to think that
papa"
A well-kuown milliner in Paris, says the
| New York Tribune, guarantees becoming
bounets for out of town customers if pho-
tograph be sent to her whereby she may
judge Of the contour of the face and the
style OF dressing the hair. A lady who
visited the atelier Of this original designer
| says that she found the little artist at work
with large photograph of pretty, middle
| aged looking woman before her on the
| table. The chic" little connection grew
rapidly under her skillful fingers into some
thing CHARMING a gba IyOrkaH nd foil cd
at the same time, giving a glance now and
| again at the picture before her. YES |
! have always given satisfaction, with one or
| two exceptions she replied in answer to her
visitors inquiries. II must know, Of course,
| for what the bonnet is intended, whether
| for Ia messe' or for a reception or for a
costume de promenade-and also with what
dresses it is to be worn; with this informe-
ton and the photograph l find no difficulty
at all In filling an order from the United
or Brazil, or any other faraway place"
"Tiens," she continued, holding up her
| work, 81 think this will 'accorde' with the
| style Of that lady; can Just fancy her, she
| Is pretty and just little passee, and this
| will rsjuvennts her with its catchet Of sim
IT, 0' '''' VIII AN 70
II will tell you the newest and prettiest
way OF making silk waist" said a young
WOuA0h VIM pElQSO ubIn0lL upon DelDR
| well gowned." "Gather two width Of
| silk on the shoulders, running couple of
| shirs at tbs breast TO form the semblance of
| pointed yoke; then leave the ends long
| enough to reach the hem of the dress in
front. Fit tina sides and the gathered back
so that they sit completely smooth: then
| take the two ends cross them cross again
10 the back and tie in front. This will give
the short-waisted look which, you know, is
the coming mode"
1t was remarked last week says the New
| York Times, that short skirts for street
dresses were hoped for in the autumn. The
statement was too mild. They are longed
for-at least by New York women The
miseries of a woman who wears train
dress on New York streets hardly can be
| appreciated by women of other cities
| Writing from a western city New York
| girl says This morning, while we were
out driving. l was about to throw away q
supertluous piece of paper from some of the
packages when l noticed how very clean
the street looked. Well, do you know l
carried that paper crumpled up In my hand
| for blocks and blocks before could see a
| stretch OF street that | had the heart to
to help dirty up with it. Imagine such a
difficulty in New York-if you CAMP
II the New York woman had half the in
| dependence credited to her, she would re-
! LuS5 hOSOlubolJ W 10 bu6 IldTLyT TO Ll0 Train
through another winter. But, boast as we
may of release from the old-time bondage to
fashion, let the cranky 0ddess really assert
| her authority and not woman in New
| York, or anywhere else, has the nerve to
set aside the decree. 1t is the old play of
Simon and the thumbs. When the Partisan
fashion jokers say, dresses up" up they
go; dresses down." every woman's gown
is in the gutter. Probably, in spite of weary
women's hopes, Simon will say "wIggle-
| waggle" this fall, and the trains will wiRgle-
| waggle worse than ever.
Ii cleanliness is next to godlness, the
| fashionable woman of this city stands
mighty poor show for the latter article
while the train is in vogue. Cleanliness
itself, may be an inspiration to goodness,
but the effort toward cleanliness does not
always inspire heavenly mindedness, as wit
ness:
A married man with no children had lust
returned from a weeks trip to the st. Law
renee, says Clara Belle III the New York
Press.
"Have a good timer asked carelessly.
To my surprise he burst out with: mo,
wretched time. Pleasure completely
spoiled by young girl we took along with
us-a daughter Of an old friend of mine.
DID it to oblige, but l'll never be caught in
that trap again. She worried us half to