Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1892-11-10
NOT TAILOR MADE.

NUT lAALOh NAADH' .r' /
Felicia Joy--Don't you think / lcok
plump in this gownG Il
Nina Anne Pussley-Yes, indeed
Where did you get it made--at an mp
holsterer's2
NOT NAMELEss.
Happy Bachelor Well. old fellow,
and what have you called the kidd
Unhappy Benedict-.What haven't l
called it, you mean, old man. / didn't
know had such an extensive stock OF
anathemas in my vocabulary Ally
Slopir.
81 think I'll let my beard grow for
week, ;" said chappie.
'Do you think it will?" asked Ethel.
Judge.
AN EXCEPTION.
like to watch my wife when she's
Crocheting
Or when she's tatting mysteries
Essaying
I often notecomplacently
Her shirring.
Nor does her darning prompt in me
Demurring.
But am spurred, l must allow,
To quitting
When she her alabaster brow
Is knitting.
THE OTHER SIDE.
He-I suppose his marrying you de-
ponds on what your father finds out
about himg
She---Well, partially-and partially
about what he finds out about papa.
Fortunately, papa has the advantage OF
experience.
DIDN'T WANT THE EARTH.
She-Ma says am her own darling.
She will think you want the earth when
you ask her for me.
He-But l don't / only want Mara
darling.
RATHER wIRY.
Mrs. Slimdiet-What has made your
throat so sore. Mr.. Newboarderl
Newboarder-I think it must have
been the steak New York Weekly.
POLITICAL. NOTE.
The old gentleman was uUIng his ussu
| to be entertaining to Algernon, when
his daughter remarked Excuse me,
papa, but Algy and l are convinced that
harmony would be promoted by the alb
sencc of third party interference. -
Washington Star.
A FRANK CHILD.
Little Kate on being introduced 90 On
elderly maiden aunt, whom she has never
seen before, innocently exclaims: 'Oh,
auntie, how very ugly you arer'
Being reprimanded by her motlicr, who
bids her apologize and say that abe is
sorry, the child turns to her aunt and
says seriously: "Oh, auntie, beg your
pardon, and indeed am very sorry that
you are awful ugly"
HoRTICULTURAL.
Full many flower is sowed in the bright
time,
When the warm suns aglow in the
sward dewy damp,
But bachelors buttons are sewed in the
night time,
In the third story, back, by the light
of lamp.
MARRIAGE is NO FAILURE.
When welded to his seventh wife
He said II know what married bliss
is,
| And all the hits I've made in life
find I've made by making Mrs."
II New York Press.
1T TURNED OUT ALL RIGHT.
When love in his heart had taken root,
And his brain was in whirl,
And he went at night to press his suit,
He also pressed the girl.
She at the action took no offense,
For she knew that more was meant;
In fact she thought him man Of sense,
And ut once gave her consent.
New York Press.
POTENT FOR GOOD OR EVIL.
"Onions have their uses after oil. They
will often break up cold.
"And sometimes an engagement"
| NOT RIGHTLY NAMED.
First Boy-What sort o. birds ar,
those?
Second Boy-Those arc chimney swal
lows.
First Boy-Gct Quit Their mouth,
amt big 'nough. / don't belize they
can swallow anything bigger than flies
Il Good News.
SOME ADVANTAGE.
Rosalie-Hcs an awful homely man
my dear. *.
Grace-Yos, but there's someth ng il
il. He's nice and rich as can be, anC
when he calls has only to look at III,
clock to stop it.
THE REGULAR PROGRAMMES.
Little Mabel-If you don't stop, III
tell mamma, and she'll tell papa, and theI
papa will whip you.
Little Johnny--Then I'll cry, anC
then grandma will give me some candy
and won't give you any.-[Good News
ON SECOND THOUGHT.
Jack-When she declined mo threw
the engagement ring away in a rage.
Tom-What do you meant
Iack--Wcll, put it in my pocket
/ That's where my rage was. She wa
rich.--[Nsv York Herald.
THE DOG MUST DE PUZZLED.
81 don't see how you can treat you
londladv's ugly dog SO kindly when h