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St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03
A BORE AND a NUISANCE.

The most unmitigated bore and nui-
Sance in seven states is the man whose
soul is superior to the everyday bless
ings of life. AS a general proposition.
discomfort is commendable incentive
to progress and betterment, but not the
abOminable. sneering, egotistic discOn-
tent which finds nothing pleasing that
Is Intended to please, and nothing good
that is not suggestive of some unattain-
able something that is better.
These remarks are irresistibly in
Bpired by the attitude of few superior
beings toward the entertainments pro-
vided by st. Paul theaters for the
summer season. The very excel
lence of these entertainments prompts
the ''kicker" to protest because HENRY
IRVING and PATTI are letf out of the
programmes. Instead OF gratefully ap-
preciating and encouraging the enter
prise which provides amusement at
popular prices during season of the
year when appreciation and good will
constitute large proportion of the
profit expected from theatrical ven
lures, the malccntents apparently con-
6ioSA tuot
Rcumen would be hopelessly damaged
by an expression of approval. Far from
being an evidence of high taste in his
trionism particularly, it is an evidence
Of very bad taste generally to judge
modest summer entertainments by
H3-a-seat standards. As a matter of
fact, the attractions now running at the
Metropolitan and Grand are greatly su-
-perior to the average summer attrac-
tions provided in cities much larger
than st. Paul. And they are, of course,
SO regarded by the great bulk
of theater-goers. Only the occa-
sional undiscriminating fault-fnder
expresses disapproval. and to him
these remarks are addressed. He goes to
the play or the opera, of course, along
with the many pleased and appreciative
patrons who are making the season at
both theaters gratifYingly successful:
but he goes with an air of bored conde-
scension and determination to rip the
whole thing uD the back, whether he
secretly enjoys il or not. Perhaps if he
understood that he is making himself
ridiculous as well as obnoxious he would
desist-and perhaps these few observa-
tions will assist him to that understand
ing.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03
THE SOURCES OF WEALTH.

The other day, after half-hour spent
a. the telephone. man remarked on
the wonderful results of that invention.
He said that he had called up half
dozen people in succession, and by a
few minutes conversation with each
had accomplished work which under
another system would have consumed a
day or more ''And yef,' he added,
''my hours of labor are not any shorter
than they used to be-"
This is true not only in his case, but
in the case of everybody else who uses
the modern devices for economizing
effort. The mechanic whose machine
does what once required the hands and
muscles of score of men gets to his
bench at about the same hour as did his
father, who died before the patent office
amounted to anything. And the speed
of railway trains does not justify one in
lettering on the way, OIL in adding a
week to his summer vacation. Toilers
toll just as hard as ever they did.
The effect of inventions has not bee n
to diminish work, but to increase
wealth. The same amount of energy
produces INFINITELY more than formerly
because 1t is better directed. Commodi-
ties are cheaper, as it does not take so
much time to make them. The artl-
sans wages are higher also, since in the
same number of hours he can achieve
greater results.
1t is very common trick of party
orators to contrast the now that is with
the then that was, and to attribute the
change to some favorite piece of legis-
lation which they are defending. But
laws are not of much value except to
clear the way for the operation of the
natural forces. The world is richer
and physically more comfortable tina II
in an earlier age. The tariff, however,
is not responsible for this, but the i'm
| proved industrial methods which human
genius has discovered and perfected.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03
GREATEST AMERICAN DISH

see pie
Before me lie,
Into its crust
The steel thrust:
The juice escaping,
Still hot from baking,
In rivulets flows over the knife,
AS though 'tWere the red blood of life.
'Twould be sin
To think so grim
OF blood just now;
can't allow
These thoughts intruding
And thus deluding
With bad images of bleeding
All my prospects of good feeding.
Be flaky must
The floury crust,
And quickly melt
AS soon as felt
Upon the tongues tip;
While the neither lip
With mealy specks soon spotted is,
And all the spirits gin to ''riz."
The pie deseends,
. Your heart ascends.
This time for joy.
When pies ahoy,
For a grumbler's groan
1t will stop, It's known;
And make every one of US sigh
For some more of that same old pie.
Oh. love pie,
And can't see why
My feeling should
(For what is good
Not be told in rhyme
In odd style of mine;
For where upon earth is anything
Like unto this of which sing.
On this rampage
My poor language
Which 1 abuse)
This my excuse;
But where may be found,
In all earth around.
Some one to adequately praise
Piei-King Of modern cooking days?
Charles Edwards
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03
The Issue in a Nutshell.

New York Herald
The great issue to be decided by the
majority has nothing to do with Mr..
Harrison or Mr.. Cleveland as indivIdu-
ais, but with the political ideas which
they represent. If you want a rich class
and poor class; if you want moneyed
aristOcracy at one end and horde of
stolid 1aborers at the other end, you will
support the Republican ticket. II you
want fair play all around, economy at
the hite house and in the halls of
congress, and general prosperity every
where, then you want what we believe
the Democrsts, as a party, are trying to
attain.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03

THE cable conveys the awful intelligence
that the emperor of Germany is again in the
hands of his dentist. Before that everlast-
ing tooth carpenter gets through with it he
will have WILLIE HoHENzoLLERNt wanting to
thrash not only Russia, but all darnation
creation, Just to ease the pain.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03

Do YOU want your wages cut down? If
you do, vote for CLEVELAND and free trade
New York Recorder.
ANDREW CARNEGIE might have uttered this
brilliant sally himself, while he wrote mes
sage of congratulation to his man HARRISON
with one hand and with the other indited
a command for 50-per-cent cut in the
wages of his workmen. srf4 4s.tie,r
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03

THE Tammany version: yves hate i'm fer
der fr'en's 'e's made. See?''-Providence
News.
No; can't say we see it that way. Any
little temporary suspension of the entente
cordiaIe was due entirely to the vacancies he
didn't make but that is all ancient history
now and Tammany loves him for the ene-
mics he is going to lick next November.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03

THOSE ice cream poisoning yarns recently
set af1oat were doubtless well intended; but
they aren't needed up here. The ST. Paul
young mans best girl deserves the cold shake
if she says ice cream in such Siberian sum-
mer weather as this
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03

In SOUTH CAROLINA recently it cost 500 in
legal fees to settle claim of S., but just
think of the satisfaction with which that
citizen of South Carolina took his S. and
went out and said to all the other citizens of
South Carolina in the neighborhood: .'Boys,
it's long time''
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03

THE Australian authorities deserve the
thanks of the civilized world for destroying
the book written by DEEMING and all his
papers and writings. Nothing bearing the
taint of that diabolical monster could have
other than an unhealthy effect on the public.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03
Time to Tap the .Bar'Is.


New York Tribune.
Confidence is good. but not so much
of it as to lessen effort. The Tribune
thinks victory can be and will be won !;
1t does not think victory is won already.
When there are three tickets in the
field. and much confusion, and all sorts
of reports about Western possibilities,
men may be deluded who see things
clearly now. The obvious duty is to
make sure of Connecticut, New York,
New Jersey and Indiana by early and
weil-directed work.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03

GLADSTONE has been accused of plagiarism.
He is probably guilty. If none of the things
GLADSTONE has said or written had ever been
said or written before, conversation and lit
erature would have become dead arts long
ago.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03

IT IS mistake to class DR.. MARY WALKER
as HILL man. When it comes to choosing
between bachelors and benedicts, MARY isn't
anybody's man-she is but yet woman, and
hope springs eternal in her breast.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03

WHEN he is asked whether Kansas will go
Republican i'll November, Mr.. INGALLS, an
swers that, mo matter whether thought so
or not should say so.' Evidently, Mr.. In
CALLS is a campaign patriot of the first water.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03

KATE FIELD is pleased with the nomina-
lions of both the Democrats and the Repub-
llcans." KATE would be in a bad way if she
had right to vote and only four months to
make up her mind.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03

SINCE girls have taken to wearing galluses
Dr. MARY WALKER will probably borrow Tom
REEDS sash. 'Not like other girls" is
MARY's motto.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03

OSCAR WILDE says we have no real poet in
this country. 1t would be just the same if
OSCAR came over
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03

busch. the German caricurist has made a
million dollars by his funny work. That S
the funniest part of it.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03

IHIRTY-FIvE HUNDRED people live on one
block in New York city. That one block may
decide the next presidency of the United
States
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03

THERE is something sadly appropriate in
the selection of dear old dead-alive Philn-
deiphia for the location of the college Of
undertakers
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03

You can't get home rule into BILL, saws
LORD RANDOLPH CHURCHILL; but it will be
dun just the same
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03

THE New York Tribune clearly discerhs
that 1T woulo be grotesque absurdity'' to-
e elect Mr.. STEVENSON vice president. Rats!
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03

This is slick country. Our Oil wells have
q capacity of 10000 barrels day.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03

THE neat way in which BEN temahawked
Mr.. ,CLARKsoN shows that he has that old
hat-chet.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03

TALK about not being able to civilize the
noble red man! Why, down at Talequah. the
Cherokee capital in the Indian Territory, the
girls gave leap year ball the other night, and
there wasn't buck there who had any paint
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03

THE reaction in favor Of the Liberals
which has resulted from the mashing Of Mr..
GLADsToNE's face with a chunk of ginger
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03
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in New York.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03
GRESHAM DECLINES.

on. The girls had it all. and if that ism
baug-up. bon ton civilization, what is it?
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03

SUNDAY ALONE
VT in advance. So 90 3 mos. in adv. soc
m. in advance. 90 m. in advance. zoe
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03

bread shows that there is such thing a.
getting too much ginger into a campaign.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03

DAILY AND SUNDAY.
] yr in advance. Slu 90 3 mos. in adv..S2 so
m in advance. 5 90 weeks in adv. 90
One month .e5c.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03
SCINTILLATIONS.

She Gn answer to his proposaD Fred,
dear, you must give me time to consider.
Fred-Aud how long will that be, dearest,
week, month. or a year?
She scanning the skv)-No, no, Fred,
only till the moon gets behind those clouds
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03

First Merchant-Our friend. Will Wilson
hired secondhand typewriter this morn
ing.
Second Merchant-Is that so. what kind?
First Merchant-A widow.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03

TRI-WEEKLY- DAILY Monday, Wednesday
and Friday.)
yr in ADVANCE. ..S4 90 q mos. in adv..S2 %
3months in advance 81 90.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03
WEEKLY ST. PAUL GLOBE.
One year 81 Six mo-, Csc Three mo-, 35(

Rejected communications cannot be pre-
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THE GLOBE, st. Paul, Minn.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03

Country Husband Cat milking time)-Jen-
ME, dear, where's the COW?
City Bride-Why, she's in the icehouse,
dearie. locked her in there, SOS the cream
would freeze and we could have some ice
cream.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03

Agnes-No. darling. mamma says mustn't
let you kiss me.
Angus-I agree with her, dearie, but you
kiss me instead
Agnes-oh that's another way of express
ing it.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03
ST. PAUL GLOBE SUBSCRIPTION RATE

DAILY (NoT INCLUDING sunday
VT i'll advance. IS 90 m in advance. 90
m in advance. 90 weeks in adv. on
One month 49,. zoe.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03
ELEGY IN A LEAKY WIGWAM.
with Apologies to Gray::of Indiana.)
Chicago, Juna %, 1922

with Apologies to Gray.of Indiana.)
Chicago June 23 1922
TheScurfew tolls the knelr of parting day,
The blowing nerd Chicago dust doth
shake
The boomers homeward wend their weary
And leave the shed to darkness and the
Now fades the deserted building from the
sight,
And all the town an empty vastness shares
groaning flight.
And drowsy tinklf1gs tell of many fares.
Save that from Wonder dirt-begrimed tower.
The Auditorium, where the guests COM
plain
OF extra charges in skylight bower,
Besieged with bugs and drenched with
peltlng rain.
Beneath the roof, the lock-up's peaceful
Where heaves the tramp in many mould
ring heap,
Each i'll his narrow cell till morning Laid,
Sleep
The wheezy call of " ilson from the stand.
Z ;. The rain descending OH his classic head,
+ Inc strtdent tones of Boies' Sioux City band
NO more shall rouse them from their lowly
r. - bed.
For them nc more the eloquence will burn,
Of busy session ply its evening care;
Or usheis run 10 meet them on return,
Or Climb the steps the envied pass to share.
VII.
Oft did the mud walks to their hoof beats
yield.
Small bottles oft the bartender has broke.
HOW Jocund did they drive their drinks
afield,''
How frequently their foolish skins they d
= soak.
VIII.
Let not the Justice mock their useful toll.
, 1892-06-08

brated makes as Lilly, Bracket
q Co.'s London and square toe
Waukenphast and Puritan last, in
Kangaroo at Sc and Cordovan at
81. They are worth the price for
good wear. Williams, Kneeland &
Co., Hathaway, Soule & Harring-
ton, D. B. Baker & Whitmarsh, are
known the world over. Reputation
counts, and here you'll find their
stock in lace and congress, style to
suit.
A pretty shoe aids pretty foot,
and that with comfort, was the idea
in view when 1 laid in a stock of
Floret French kid. They are high
heeled and little high in price,
but | have marked them down
from 81 to Sc, that you may try
them.
Goodger & Co.'S. 'La Belle" is
worth attention too. For a stand
ard lady's shoe it hasn't an equal.
Widths from B to EE, opera and
square toe, tipped and not tipped,
from $3.50 up to S.. The P. Cox
, 1892-06-08
THIRD RECITAL.
Excellent Programme at the Col
legiate Institute.

Graduating Exercises at the OIym-
pia Theater This EvenIng-Names
of the Successful Students-miss
COvingtOns Recital.
A representative audience gathered in
the assembly hall of Olympia Collegiate in
stitute last evening to listen to the second
recital given by the music pupils of Miss
Mamie E. Covington. The hall was liter
ally packed with the most cultured and re-
fined residents of the capital city. Con-
trary to the usual custom of waiting for
darkness to settle down upon the CITY be-
fore going to places of entertainment at
this season of the year, nearly all the seats
were taken long before it was necessary to
| light up. By $3.50, the time announced for
the opening number, standing room could
only be found in the aisles and in the side
rooms. Miss Covington acquitted herself
with unusual credit in the management of
the performers. 1t was one of the leading
events of commencement week, and will be
cherished as a pleasant memory by those
fortunate enough to be present.
After DR.. George, of Seattle, had invoked
divine blessing upon the exercises of the
evening, the programme as printed in The
TRIBUNE of Tuesday was carried out with
the assistance of Misses Brown, Barr,
Laura Rose, Edna Robertson, Cora Gov
ington, Eta Phipps, Ida Tollner, Lula
Hungerford, Carrie Ford, Irena Snow,
Florence Mann, Ada Brown, Prof Fergu-
son and the Glee club.
Each one of the individual performers
was accorded a liberal share of applause
throughout.
This morning part of the regular com.
mencement exercises were held at the in.
stitute hall. The event of the week, how
ever, will be at the opera house tonight
when the graduates will "orate" and bt
presented with their diplomas. The gradu
ates are:
Preparatory to college-C. b. Seely, Ma.
paYine; Hannah Morrison, Olympia; J
M. Brown and g G. Brown, of Canada.
Normal-Frank 7. Fisher, Texarkana
Texas.
Commentaries T. Mills, N. W. Callow
D. e. Crandall, e. e. Taylor, Herbert W
Marr, c. A. Sparks, Louise NJ Dittmal
and Duncan Bigelow, all of Olympia
Charles P. Wakeman, Port Townsend
f John e. Biles, Elma.
Elocution-LOrena NJ. Wakeman, Por
Townsend.
, 1892-06-08
LAND CLAIMANTS.
The Greenlaw Case Before the
Local Land Office.

The Northern Pacific Railroad
Claims Valuable Land on Hart
stein Island An Interesting
Statement in Relation TO it.
The case of the Northern Pacific railroad
against Julia Greenlaw, was in hearing be-
fore the local land Office yesterday, with M.
T. Hitchcock and Judge Henry for the de-
fendant, Attorney Chapman, of the firm of
Mitchell, Ashton & Chapman, for the
plaintiff. The suit involves about 100 acres
of Land on Hartstcin's island. The attor-
ney for the plaintiff has filed motion for
the continuance in order to allow the in
PRODUCTION of a witness now too ill to at
tend. The railroad company claims the
land as indemnity land Mrs. S. E. Barr is
taking the testimony.
In the deposition Julia Greenlaw. the
widow Of Leonard GraenlaW, saws her hus-
band made entry on the land in 1868, and
resided on the land, as required by law,
until August 19, 1868, when atlantis hus-
band was killed by the explosion of a
boiler on the steamer ResOlute, owned bv
one Meiggs, Of Port Madison, while the
steamer was towing a boom of logs, owned
by Greenlaw, to the MILL
Mrs. Greenlaw says she continued to re-
side on the land after her husbands death
with her two children, but being ignorant
Of the requirements of the law as to making
final proof and of her legal rights, she
neglected to make final proof as the widow
Ihat her husband and herself made valu.
able improvements upon said land, consist.
ing Of frame dwelling house, barn anC
out buildings; also cleared many acres Of
land and set out a number of fruit trees
The only adverse claim to the land is thai
OF The Northern Pacific railroad, and thi:
atndaylt IS made for the purpose of having
SAID homestead entry reinstated upon the
records and files of the local land Office
, 1892-06-08
HOGIN IS NOT A RELATIVE.

Mrs. Post Throws Some Light ON
the Assault Case ON Her Child.
Mrs. Matte A. Post, whose 9-year-old
daughter, May Post, charges S. R. Hogin,
the Olympia lawyer, with criminally as
saulting her ten days ago in the Waco
lodging house, has written the following
letter to the Seattle Post Inteligencer from
Olympia:
To the Editor: In the early reports in
the Seattle papers of the arrest of S. R. HO-
gin it was stated that he was my half
brother, This is not so. He is no relative
of mine, and, in fact, never met him un-
til l came to Olympia. 1 did not refuse to
prosecute HOgin for his assault on my lit
tie girl. When 1 left Seattle for my home
was told by certain parties that Hogin
would be dealt with as he deserved, and
and that if my presence was wanted 1
would be written to. 1 went away, and was
astonished to lealn a few days afterwards
that the man had been discharged for want
of prosecution Immediately went to Sc
attic and had Hogin rearrested, and he is
now held, awaiting a hearing. l would
have refrained from forcing the case into
additional publicity had I not felt that a
wrong had been unintentionally done me.
, 1892-06-08

There is a pleasure in wearing an
easy, comfortable shoe, and that is
what you may have for the asking.
Unworthy shoes never found a place
in my store, and its more the
reason you should see what is here.
I have not only the highest grade,
but the lowest THAT is GOOD.
Shoe comfort has wonderful deal
to do with a mans disposition.
You know that without being told.
Men will find here line of shoes
that is deserving of particular at
tention. They are made by the
most celebrated custom makers of
the east, they don't SAVIOR of the
factory, don't trouble you with
the knots and wax end, but are
to my special order, finely finished
by thorough workmen. Such cele-
, 1892-06-08
satisfaction.

There is one kind Of tragedy we always
like to read of. There is no pleasure in
reading that some poor brute of negro
has been lynched for ping white woman,
for his brute nature was perhaps all the ma
ture he had. But what we like, is to hear
Of some high-toned, fne-haired whelp hav-
ing the heart shot out of him by a man
whose wife, sister or daughter he has de-
filed. 1t is all CANNON to say that the
woman is as much at fault as the man, and
held out inducements to him. There are
thousands of men who spend large part
of their time scheming to get the advantage
of women. That affair at Lincoln. Ne
braska, last week, in which Banker Mont
gomery had the life shot out of him by a
dishOnored husband, gives us a great deal
of satisfaetion-TroyC Chief.
, 1892-06-08

Olympia. My Shelves are stocked
from floor to ceiling with drawers
and cases running over with the
best, neatest and most durable foot
wear that can be bought.
Now, what's the best way to do?
Any sensible man will say, "get
rid ofit," and that is what 1 pro
pose to do. Perhaps J'n be the
loser, but you won't. Quick pay
ments and a living profit will al
low me to overstep the usual mar
gin, and you shall have the benefit
, 1892-06-08
A PATRIOTIC WORK

Every person who is opposed to Free
Trade Slavery aud favors American Indus
trial Independence secured through the
policy of Protection, should read the docu-
ments published by the American Protect
i've Tariff League. AS a patriotic citizen il
is your duty to place these documents in
the hands of your friends. They are inter
esting and instructive, and embrace dis
cussions of all phases of the Tariff question.
The League publishes over 80 different
documents, comprising nearly 600 pages of
plainly printed, carefully edited and reli-
able information. Among the authors of
these documents are, Hon. James G.
Blaine; VIM. Mckinley. Jr., Governor of
Ohio; Senator s. M. Cullom, of Illinois
Senator Joseph N. Dolph of Oregon: Sen
ator A. 5. Paddock, of Nebraska; Senator
Frye, of Maine; Senator Casey, of North
Dakota; Senator Justin S. Morrill,, of Yer
mont; Senator Nelson w. Aldrich, of
Rhode Island; Hon. Thomas H. Dudley.
of New Jersey; Hon. Robert P. Porter, of
Washington; Prof. ]. r. Dodge, of the
Agricultural Department at Washington; /;
Commodore W. III. 7. Hughes; Hon. E. A.
Hartshorn, Of New York; Congressman
Dolliver, of Iowa; Hon. B. f. Jones; David
Hall Rice, of Boston; Senator Per-
kins, of Kansas; DR.. E. P. Miller, of
New York Hon. Geo. Draper, of Mass. /;
Hon. Q. l.. Edwards, of Texas; Judge
VIM. Lawrence, of Ohio; Hon. D. G.. Har-
riman, of New York; Hon. Geo. S. Bout
well, of Mass; Hon. e. H. AmmidoWn, of
New York; EnOch Ensley, of Tennessee
This complete set of documents will be
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cents. Address, Wilbur F. Wakeman,
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