Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1892-01-18
THE WEATHER.
For Rhode Islana, fair.
TERSE TRlBUNEITES.
Breezy Paragraphs Picked Up Every
where by Ubiquitous Reporters.


And the breeze II growing chilly, and my hair
is getting thin!
I've 4 comfortable incpm, and my age Is
thlrty-ihTcC:
But my thaich H. thinning quickly-yes. as
quickly aS can bc.
was once "a merry urchiu curly headed was
called
And ! laughed AT good Old people when saw
them going D'sd,
Bur i,'- no, a proper subject 10 be lightly joked
about,
For rs dreadful to discover that your roof is
wearing out
Iremcmbcr asking unclc-in my innocent sur
prise
How ho liked lis head made use OF As skating
rink by flies;
. IN. although their dread Intrusion ! shall
manfuly resist.
I'm afraid thcy'll soon have got another rink
urOn their Ii.i.
When invited 10 parry Ina invariably late.
For waste the time ~ efforts Ia conceal my
poeping pate
Though coax my hair across it-though
brush away for weeks,
Yet can't prevent II parting and dividing Into
streaks'
I have tried a hair rcstorer, aud I've rubbed
my head with rum,
But the thatch keeps getting thinner and tho
new hair doesn't come
So gaze into tho mirror with gloomy, vacant
stare,
For the circles getting wider Of that open
space mp there!
People tell INC that ny spirits must not allow
20 fall,
And that coming generations won't have any
hair az oil.
Well, they'll never know an anguish that oan
adequately match
With the pangs OF watching day by day the
thinning OF your thatch!
William Turner OF Fisk d Co.'s is i'm
proving
Diaries are kept best "in the original
package"
When q man seeks to drown his troubles
he never goes near the water.
Mss Lillian Hall Of this city has been
visiting friends in Fall River.
Joe Murphy seems TO be about the only
person who can fill Music Hall.
General Olney Arnold is receiving con-
gratulations on having attained his 10th
birthday.
Just now the admirers of polo are won
dering if there is to be team located In
this city.
Clan Fraser will observe the Burns an
nivcrsary in the proper manner next FRI
day evening.
The new beer OF the American Brewing
Co. of Boston is on draught at Edward
Smiths East avenue store.
Will wonders Yer cease A messenger
boy while running down East avenue
this morning fell and broke his arm.
The members of the General Assembly
will begin their daily journeys to the halls
OF legislation in Providence tomorrow
Dr. Kelliher's horse fell down this morn
ing on the vitrified brick paving on
The Banner Boys Base Ball Club OF
Providence will soon hold a fair that will
be attended by the sirsilar organizations
from his city
The following Pawtucket people have
registered at New York hotels the past
week: G. T. L. Miller, A. b. Mann, j. II.
MacCall, VI. r.. Thurber and ID. l.. Goff.
Supreme Medical Examiner Averdick of
Covington, KY, has appointed DR. Kel-
liner of this city local medical examiner
for Pawtucket Branch, Catholic Knights Of
America.
Miss Nora Nutley of Bensley street died
yesterday morning after quite long i'll
ness. She was OF a kind, gentle disposi-
tion and will be mourned by many. The
father Of the deceased il also very feeble.
NJ. VI. Brennan, well known in this city
and Providence as the Duke Of Connaught
and who is now employed at Jordan
Marsh 4 Co.'s, Boston, was in the city
saturday. lie left yesterday, after COM
pleting arrangements for the st. Patrick's
Day parade in this State.
John 4. Smith, the son OF exAlderman
Smith, has been confined to his home the
past two weeks with severe attack Of
pneumonia and the prevailing ailment.
His legion of friends will be glad TO learn
that he Is now on the road to recovery and
will be with his old associates at the
East avenue store in a few days.
Tomorrow night in Music Hall the big
minstrels, Primrose & West, will hold the
boards. The programme they will offer
this visit Is said TO he the most complete
and varied that they have ever given TO
the public. This Is saying great deal for
Primrose & West have heretofore always
been identified with the best in their line
Of amusement
Thomas Higgins, who is we'll kno WIN TO
every resident Of the East Side, has been
nightly missed 10y the working people on
their Journey home for the past few weeks.
MIR. Higgins for many years has lit the
street lights in that locality. lie was
taken with n severe cold, followed by that
ailment which has no friends-pneu-
monia. His buoyRnt constitution saved
him. for he is now feeling good, and will
greet young and old as usual in n few
days.
/ The semi-annual election OF officers oI
| st. Mary's Total Abstinence and Benevo
lent society was held yesterday afternoon
/ in the unavoidable absence Of the Presi
dent, the chair was filled by the Vice
resident, Joseph B. Hunt. The officer,
elected are as follows: President, ThomaI
O'Bricn; Vice President, Joseph B. Hunt
Recording Secretary, Joseph Hughes; FL
nnncial Secretary, John Ii. kelahsn
Treasurer, Thomas O'Brien; Marshal
Thomas T. Mcclure; Librarian, Thoms
/ - 4 a.