The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1892-10-26
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.

of the public school teachers in thf
United States more than 65 per cent. ARD
women.
In the United States there are about
sixteen million cows-one for every fou I
per.ons.
Among Queen Victoria's choice
china is q Sevres desert service valued al
100000.
A corncob in Georgia is shaped lik4
a human hand, having four well defined
fingers and thumb.
= In corn husking contest ir Aus
tralia the winner husked 500 ears in 29
minutes and 10 seconds.
- Chronic coughers are stupid bore
and should be forced to use DR.. BalpI
Cough Syrup, the only infallible remedy
- Statistics show that 1000 person.
are murdered in this country ever3
year, and only one murderer in fifty punI
ished.
-Nesr Leavenwortb, Kan., q mas
gulped down 81 glasses of whiskey and
died within fifteen minutes, his brain bel
ing cooked.
"A dish-washing machine has beei
for some time in use in 8 London hoteA
With two persons to attend to it, 1t wash /
es 1000 dishes in an hour.
- All our city fathers say: Use salyaI
tion Oil, the greatest cure on earth fol
pain, for rheumatism and neuralgia. q
cts.
- If we could penetrate the earth'i
surface to distance of two miles, " |
would find the place where water could
not exist except in the state of steam. II
Chow shall I take my medicinl
doctor ?" asked Miss Augusta. "Take j
my dear young lady, as you would TAXI
q husband-for better or worse"
In this country $4,000 women fr5
employment as telegraph operatorH
And they generally have the last wora
when they are talking to somebody owe
the wire.
"A curious superstition is alleged n
exist among the Hindoo septries Of RoW
bay. Whenever black cat passes theS
salute it in the belief that IL contains th
soul of an English officer.
"A young man named NJ. W. smitf
arrived at the mining town of CrippiS
Creek, Col., with s97 in his pocket. HA
began peddliDg peanuts and popcorn an
in sixty days cleared $4,000
Mrs. Broughne: Isn'tit sad? Mn
Rubric, our young minister. is dead. Mr1
smythe: How shocking Did eleay{
any property? Thirty seven pairt
of embroidered suspenders, I believe"
Invalid Wife: John, dear, l hopt
if you should ever marry again you will
find a better wife than I have been
John: There, there my love, don't wort
ry; there will be no trouble about that
- Visiting Friend: How are you anl
your husband coming on? Mrs. Hopeful
Oh, he is a model husband. There is nf
species of vice from which he has nd
sworn off several times. / feel much en-
coursged.
- In the United States there ars foI|
ty.four people in every one hundred VIII
are engaged in agriculture, as compared
with fifty six in Canada, seven in Eng
land, sixteen in Germany, and forty. eighf
in France.
One million and half men worat
in the coal mines of the world. OfthesA
Euland has $4,000; United States, 80oN
600; Germany, 2S5,OOO; Belgium, 1oo1|
600; Russia, $4,000. The worlds mini
ers of metal number 100000.
- There is no better medicine for FAM
lily use than Ayers Cathartic Piila
Their sugar. coating makes them essl
and even agreeable to take, and as the
contain no calomel or other ipjuriouE
drug, they are perfectly safe for patient
ofany age.
- The leading theologians of th|
world, who have been figuring fro1I
scriptaral and other data for some timd|
have come to the conclusion that Chris
was cruciied shortly after 8 o'cloo|
on the morning of Friday, April 10, a
D. so.
- Mrs. Newlywed: If I were to d1
Isuppose you would never think or spea3
of me again. Mr.. Newlywed: That
where you are doing me grievous wrong
I'd be always holding you up to my seq
ond wife IS as a luminous example s
what a wife should be.
A resident of Columbus, Ind, h4
gamecock which was recently attacke
by a bull, but in a very leS minutes th
bull was minus an eye. About q yes
ago the gamecock killed in one day sevet
geese, eleven turkeys, and three roosI
ers.
"A statistical item Of interest to wd
men is that women to-day are two inch}
taller, on an average, than they wel]
twenty-five years ago. This cause, ayeI
the Chicago Times, is found in the chang
of the embroidery needle for the tennE
racket, oar and the gymnastic apparat'
of the school and college.
"A papyrus manuscript found in tt
den of an old hermit in cave near j
rusalem in the year 1880 and which e
perts have all along believed to have bed
the handiwork of ST. Pete le friend
Christ" vas submitted to comittee
tho Biblical Society of London in 1S9s
They have arrived at the conclusion th (
the work is in reality exactly what
purports to be, the last literary work
the great apostle. 1t is said that a ''sS