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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26

NuIICb-
To the Democracy of Utah:

7 . INC D I1lOOI ~ u 2 EallI'
Come one, come ali to grand ratifica-
ton meeting, to be held in front of the
Knutsford hotel on Wednesday, June %, at
.. NJ, to ratify the nominations made by
the National Democratic convention at
Chicago for president and vice president Of
the United states. H. G. LETT,
President of the Democratic society of
Salt Lake city.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26
FfGHT-FIGHT.

Where What When Why right
here, right now and al the time, is going
on a struggle with desesse for health and
Haller's Sarsaparilla and Burdock is the
most successful opponent that science has
thus far discovered. For sale By Giids'
pharmacy, Brooks Arcade.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26

J. W. Farrell & Co. have no striking
plumbers; can and will attend TO all work
entrusted to them, 137 S. Main
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26

prominent physician, cit is noticeable
fact that none of them occur with people
who drink good, cool buttermilk copiously
1t is the best summer drink ever invented,
and the reason why it is so little used, as
compared with the volume Of beer and
other summer drinks is, | suppose, because
1t Is hcmely and cheap II someone would
run corner on il. or form buttermilk
trust, everybody would want it. But the
common things are never appreciated.
Another thing: The wise man drinks a
great deal during hot weather, get he
never drinks when overheated. but waits
until he has cooled OF, and then drinks
very slowly. The great danger is in gulp-
ing down cold drinks.p
"There is no city in the Union better
provided with drinking fountains" said
visitor, "thar Salt Lake The water, too,
is ice cold clear. and sparkling, and very
tempting these warm days. Did you never
think what 4 feeling Of comfort 1t brings
10 the passer- by. even though he never
goes up TO drinks One can keep cool
through the agency of the eyes ana ears,
for the water flows or, on, without ceas-
Ing, and the murmur is forever In the ear
The poor beast, too, can drink when he
Will. Yet, somehow, man often turns from
lNS ItlicSuluS FOUNTAIN 10 tDo' SOlOOQ
where only that which turns is offered for
sale"
Do you feel it in the air! Democracy
Cleveland Can you write, or think! Just
listen to the tick, tick of the wires, is what
we did last week to hear the expected news
of Cleveland and no Tuscaroras Blessed
is he who never wayers and is loyal TO his
friends. What is grander, what lifts one
Up into the air higher and higher, what
Keeps ones self-respect more than loyalty
to our friends! Cleveland, the loyal clu-
Zen. the great statesman, has never
wavered. He will'lead us on to victory
the true hearted, The brave.
IA great complaint that strangers make
when visiting our city," said a gentleman
to HERALD reporter, sis that we have
no law regulating cur sidewalk order, or
having law or custom, we do not obey it.
Frequently one sees this see-saw, see-saw
of people trying TO pass each other, much
to the amusement of loOkers-On ana greatly
to the annoyance OF the parties themselves.
II the custom of keeping TO the right Were
thoroughly established, it would expedi-
ate lccomotion aud do away with absurd
situations.
Us Half fare on railroads to end from
the great Salt Lake Democratic ratification
mass meeting Wednesday evening.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26
AUCTION! AUCTION!
No 77s South west Temple.

Bedroom sets, carpets, easy chairs, ia
bles. mattresses cots, lounges, stoves, fine
set decorated dishes, kitchen utensils, etc.
Monday, 10 q. m. II. BUKD, Auctioneer.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26

Take your Fourth of July outing at
Castillo Springs. Grand excursion. Dane
ing, fishing, beating and bathing Fire
works in the evening. Fare ST. Train
leaves al a. N. and 4 :05 p. m.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26
10 the DEMOCRATS Of salt Lake City:

There viii be meeting held at the Of
fee Of the late Frank H. Dyer, % CONNER
ciai street. on Monday evening at s
for the transaction OF important bust
ness. All are earnestly requested to be
present. j. w. MHITEHEAp, Je.
Secretary Democratic Society pro tenn.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26
WALKER HOUSE.

Salt Lake city. Utah, American and
European plan rates 81 and 50 per day. j.
MeClusky, proprietor dining department;
Bechtol & Sands, proprietors hotel depart
mani
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26

Elegant and complete lines of summer
underwear.
BRowN, TERRY x WooDRUFF Co.,
14y Main Street.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26
PERSISTED BRlCK.
NOUNT 6 GRIFFIN

DON'T foil to see the display OF Anderson
pressed brick at 80 Richards avenue.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26

Rates for the Democratic Ratification Meeting
The Rio Grande Western railway has
made rate of one fare for the round trip
between all points on their line and Salt
Lake on account of the Democratic ratih-
cation meeting TO be held in this city the
evening OF June 30. Tickets will be issued
on the Goth inst. good returning June 80.
The Union Pacific makes the same rate.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26

Prominent physicians testify to the mer-
its of lNDANHA.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26

u Half fare on railroads 20 and from
the great Salt Lake Democratic ratification
mass meeting Wednesday evening
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26

Low RATES To SARATOGA. NEW YORK,
Via Rio Grande Western from July 1st to
18th, inclusive. Rate S69S5 for The round
trip.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26
1T COSTS COMPARATIVELY NOTHING

To have the family washing done by the
new Rough Dry" system, at sc. per
pound The celebrated Troy Steam laun-
dry. Telephone l92. 142 Main street.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26
MONEY TO LOAN

On city property or acreage at very low
rates Of interest. z. B. WIcKs,
Is West Second South street.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26
YETKAN FIREMEN ATTENTION.

All members of the Vetran Firemen's as
sociation are requested to meet at their
hall Monday evening, June %, TO transact
business of importance. Meeting called
at sharp. r. II. HARDY, Sec.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26

Have removed their coal Office to 100 South
Main street.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26
AUCTION! AUCTION
On 1hursaar. Lune 30. At lose an.

No. 242 w. First South street Eighteen
rooms antique oak, CHEEKY and walnut
Aets mattresses, springs and bedding;
Brussels and other carpets; easy rockers;
upholstered and willow chairs; mirrors,
toilet sets; cook and heating stoves; lot of
glass and crockeryware extension and
center tables; window curtains, etc, etc.
Don't buy before this sale.
*. A. ANDREWS, Auctioneer.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26
MUSICALE.

AT Mrs. McCornck's residence for the
benefit of St. Ann's Orphanege Friday,
July !. 1892 3 p. N. Admission so cents,
including refreshments. AL are cordially
invited. Tickets for sale at door
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26
NEW YORK AMP RETURN.
OWE FARE ron THE ROUND TRIF.

ONE FARE FOR THE ROUND TRIP.
The Union Pacific will sell tickets TO
New York City Gnd return at one fare for
the round trip 10 those desiring to attend
the international Convention OF the Young
Peoples Society Of Christian EndeavoT,
which meets July :. For any additional
information apply TO
ID. Z. BURLEY.
Agent Union Pacific System, POI Main
Street
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26
AUCTION! AUCTION!

Tuesday, June 20, 10 a m, No. 25s South West
Temple.
The fine furniture of II rooms. Parlor
furniture. bedroom sets, springs and mat
tresses, bedding, carpets, tables, chairs,
crockery and glassware, stoves and cook
Ing utensils. H. BURD, Auctioneer.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26
TINALE.

Chorus, "Our Little Game Of Bluff
Sung by the entire company. halo OF blue ire
being shed from an adjoining room
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26

When you call for mineral water on this
side ask for IDANHA.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26
EXCURSIoN TO OGDEN
DoN,T Mss 1T.

June 81, % and 80 via Rio Grande West
ern. Rate S1.S0 for round trip.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26

The Twentieth ward Sunday school goes
on an excursion to Syracue next Tuesday.
Trains leave the Union Pacific depot at S
a. M. and 3 80 p. IN. returning in the even
ing The gentlemen and ladies managing
the affair promise pleasant time to all &C
comparing them and extend cordial in-
vitation to all members of the ward and
friends to participate in day of enjoy
ment with them. Tickets can be procured
at the ward stores aud from members of
the committee.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26
KoLlTz PURE ICE CREAM!

The best ice cream in the west delivered
to any part of the city for so cents per
quart. Send your orders and we'll de-
liver promptly. KoLITz' New KANDY
KITCHEN, IS West First South street.
Telephone, 246.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26

J. w Farrell s. Co. have no striking
plumbers; can and will attend to all work
entrusted to them, l31 S. Main.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26

Teasdel's summer stock of linen and
alpaca coats and busters are selling from
81 upward.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26

WALTER L. PRICE Il co,
g. Main street, vegetables, fruits and
poultry. We make these three lines of
goods speciality. Give US trial.
For. elegant laundry work patronize the
celebrated Troy Steam laundry. Tele-
phone 1872 AZ Main street
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26
MONEY

To loan in large or small amounts, and s
per cent. K. L. Sheets, room IL, CONNER
cial. block.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26

J. w. Farrell & Co. have no striking
plumbers can and will attend TO all work
entrusted to them, 1871 5. Main.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26

A line of summer coats and vests at cost.
Closing them out, at
BROWN, TERRY & WOODRUFF Co.,
142 Main Street.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26

VIM. Sleeves & Son viii remove to their
elegant new undertaking parlcrs in the
Telluride block, one door east of their old
stand, On or about June l, 1892.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26

Use our Dew Drop can goods. The best
s good enough. ROGERs < Co.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26

Dew Drop can goods are the best The
best S good enough. ROGERS g. Co.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26

brass unknown, will probably leave the
train at Murray, and come home via the
Rapid Transit line.
1t is because of this that several bands
will be needed.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26

BRICK BRICK BRICK.l
Prospect Park Brick Co. is now ready TO
supply al A No. brick in any quantity.
Office 6615 E. Second South.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26

l Half fare on railroads to and from
the great Salt Lake Democratic ratification
mass meeting Wednesday evening.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26

STRAW HATS, STRAW HAS!
In sizes, styles, proportions, bralds to
satisfy all.
BROWN, TERRY g WooDRUFF Co.,
l42 Main Street.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26

Call and we will interest you in our lines
of neckwear ut
Brown, TERRY & WooDRUFF Co,
142 Main Street
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26

Mirrors re-silvered AT Peterson & Brown.
sign painters, GO West First South.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26

Are exclusive agents for the Peacock coal,
acknowledged by all 10 he UNSURPASSED for
domestic and heating purposes
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26

The leader. Cot it quick. IDASHA.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26

The original Soda Springs water IDAN.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26

HOosick Falls
George T. Olen Manager.
Cooperative Wagon & Machine Co..
We Monday Tuesday, Salna Wednesday,
your ord a
WALTER A.
The above refers Waiter A. Wood binders rak and
binding exceeded
ers for fifteen and while the factory st Hoock Falls is In operation
orders We fortunate receiving the above telegram assures our
Idaho that
orders for Wood harvesting machinery will be hsd In the we
SAT- Lake City at expense preference to their cIsso
Respectfully, co OPERATIVE WAGON & MACHINE CO.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26
HuuST & UutFgl

Eleven hundred and foriy-two families
use II on their tsbies lNDANHA. =
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26

When going east select the popular route.
Ike burlington. I wo 6aily vestibule
trains iron Denver with dining aud chair
GERS and Pullman tieerers attached, fer
Chicaeo, feclis, st. Louis, Ear sss City,
81. Joseph, AtchiseH uLd all points east.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26
In purchasing, be sure and
Mention

PEPsIN TUTTI-FRUTTI GUM. ;
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26

IN May twas drizzle, drizzle:
In June it's sizzle. sizzle.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26
THE BURLINGTON ROUTE

Put up in glass bottles only. lDAyuA. ;
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-26

''in the long list of summer diseases that
are recorded every hot summer" said a
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1892-09-29

The widow OF Hugh Kerr OF Weeden
street died today.
II will be decided next week whether
Pawtucket is to have polo team this
season. Tim Sullivan has been working
hard to organize in this city. He has met
with considerable encouragement here
and obtained a large number OF sig
natures and has also received a refusal OF
the rink for the season. A meeting will
be held I'm Boston some day next week to
consider the formation OF the league.
President Daggett OF the Interstate road
in conversation with a TRIBUNE man said
that the trouble on the Pawtucket line
yesterday was due To the large engine
breaking down. A much smaller machine
was pressed into service but could not do
the work. The cars were run regularly
on the North and East Attleboro route
and once in two hours to this city. The
damage was repaired by o'clock and
everything went on smoothly again
When the plant is completed there will be
no such delays as another engine will be
put in.
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1892-09-29
-TIIE|
WALL PAPER SIOnE
z, =. CADY

369 Main Street, This City,

1863 Main Street, This City,
.. H. Fuller, aScr,
Has now come into the full con-
troll of S. B. Flu lar who would
announce TO the tr8d de in general
that the same low prices aud the
same attention to the business
will be given in future as III tine
past. / shall carry a full and
complete line of Wall Papers,
Friezes, d corstions and Room
Mouldings. Also a complete line
of Window Shades, and a large
ine of Wood Mantels. Trust
iug to constant attention to the
wants of the trade for an increase
in the bu iness. Thanking all
nv friends for their liberal patron
age in the past and hoping for a
co. tinuarc in the future When
IN want of sny of the above arti-
cles, please give us a call at the
old store, 500 Main treet, Paw
tucket, r |
Respectfully yours,
s b FULLER.
Pawt, Sept. oath, 1892
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1892-09-29

Rubbers, all sizes from 212 to at &c a
pair; worth J0c.
Misses heel or spring heel Rubbers,
sizes from II to 2 at 2lc pair, worth 35c.
Ladies', We have cases more OF those
fine Walking Boots in common sense that
We sold so many OF last week, this is the
last lot at the price, s1.9s; they are worth
g.
Gents, we have cases OF heavy soled
veal calf tap sole Balls or Congress at :l.39
pair, worth Sl.S7.
Boys, we have 100 pair Of those Lace
Shoes that we sold at s1.37 pair, we will
sell them this week at CSC.
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1892-09-29
GENTS FURNISHINGS.

Gents, we have for this weeks sale 10
dozen OF heavy twilled Domet Shirts cut
with yokes, SO inches long, double seams,
good colors, at i3c each; worth 75c.
% dozen dark blue Teck Scarfs, large
sizes, good styles, worth CSC each price
19c
Boys Shirt Waists in all shades of Flan-
mel, all wool, pleated back and front at
75c each; worth :1.25.
Boys blue and grey all wool Shirt
Waists, sizes from to Ia at 4Sc each
worth 75c.
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1892-09-29
STAMPED LINENS.

dozen handsome Damask Tray Cloths,
fringed, 6 patterns size, at the low price
OF 25c.
5 dozen pure white Damask Towels,
fine patterns, hemstitchcd, cost 10 import
$3.50. We sell them at the exact cost 10
land in this country 29c.
We have n line OF wide sidoboard scarfs,
fine German Damask, full 20 inches wide,
72 inches long, at i9c
An assortment OF extra fine quality, 20
inch Scarfs at SlG9 and 81 gs.
Children,s IS Elder Down and Lambs Wool
Coats at prices to suit the quality.
UNDERWEAR.
The best zoe Undorshirt for men that
can be found in this or the next city.
camel's hair mixture, satin front, pearl
button, silk stitch neck, ribbed bottom.
DRESS GOODS.
Every shade in 30 or 75c Dress Goods.
SHOE DEPT.
RUBBERS.
Ladies, we will offer 20 cases OF the best
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-08-11
WON HIS FREEDOM.
A Prisoner Makes an Invention Which Sc
cures Him His Liberty.

n PRISONER Makes an Invention Which Sc
cures Him His Liberty.
The inventive genius Of an officer named
Thomas Of the German artillery, who in 1884
was sentenced at Halle to eleven years imprison-
nent for treason, has stood him in good stead
in having his sentence commuted, and will
probably result in a material improvement in
his financial condition. During his leisure mo-
ments in prison he has devoted himself to the
study of Improvements in artillery. He in
vented process which is a great improvement
upon the methods now employed in the con-
struction Of cannon, and his discovery promises
10 prove very valuable. He informed the prison
authorities Of his invention and they, in turn,
notified the government.
Officers belonging to the artillery branch Of
the service were dispatched to the prison and to
them Thomas revealed the details of the inven-
ton. They at once saw that the prisoner had
made q most valuable discovery and commune
Gated the knowledge to the war department. So
highly pleased were the officials Of this depart
menI that they recommended the release of
Thomas, and yesterday the papers were re-
ceived at the prison giving the prisoner his
liberty.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-08-11
THE JAPs ARE ENTERPRIsING.

By the Aid Of American Machinery They Ac-
complish Wonderful Things.
From the New York Advertiser
Japan has recently given a striking example
Of what can be done in the DEVELOPMENT of
water power with the aid of electricity. About
seven miles from the CITY of Kio.o is Lake Biwa.
having an area Of 500 square miles at an eleva-
ton Of 143 feet.
From the lake to Kioto a navigable canal has
been cut involving two miles Of tunnel and a
long aqueduct. On reaching the city there is a
sharp decline Of 11s feet. The difference in
level is overcome by inclined planeways q 100 feet
IL length on which boats are raised and lowered
frym one canal to the other These planewa ys
are operated by electric motors. which are driven
by turbines, using the fall just mentioned. The
wheels are supplied with water from the high
level canal by three lines of 36-inch pipe l. 500
feet in length. delivering the water under head
Of 100 feet. Not only do these water wheels fur
nish power TO run the electric generator for the
planeway motors, but they also operate another
dynamo whose current is distributed to motors
which run rice mills, spinning mills, a watch
factory. &c, and also drive an arc and incan-
descent lighting plant.
1t is interesting to note that while the enter
prise was planned and executed by the eminent
japanese engineer. Tenabe, the water wheels
are American, the dynamos are American and
the motors and lamps are American. Our
japanese friends have always shown great par
TALLY for electrical apparatus from the United
States, and do not seem to care to buy anywhere
else,
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-08-11
Democratic Rally at Remington.

Tomorrow night will see big crowd at Ken.
sington, Nd. when a democratic flag will be
flung to the breeze and numerous orators will
sing loudly the praises of Cleveland, Stevenson
and McKaig Donch's band will furnish music
during the intervals Of oratory. The affair
will commence at 8 o'clock and trains will leave
Washington by the Baltimore and Ohio at 5:35
and o'clock. The speakers will be Repre-
sentative VIM. McKaig. Philip D. Laird. Henry
E. Davis, Andrew A. Lipscomb, William H.
Manogue. E. B. Hay. James F. Brown.
This is the committee on arrangements: An
thony Ray, DR.. John L. Lewis. Hon. Spencer
c. Jones, VIM. H. Manakee, James L. Norris,
J. H. Kelchner, VIM. II. Wheatley. Hattersley
W. Talbot. Humphrey Perry, W. viers Bouic,
VIM. H. Manogue. VIM. H. Mohler. W. G.
Cleary, VIM. A. Gordon, Lawrence Gardner,
P. F. Cusick, John J. Jones. C. II. Tickling.
Thomas J. Luttrell, Henry L. Biscoe. Joseph
Polkinhorn, Mills Dean. T. s. Gartrell. James
L. Barbour, Thomas R. Martin, George T.
Dunlop, DR.. C. G.. Stone. Dorsey Clagett, J.
W. Tolson, Paul Reagan. J. Fred Kelly, Albert
A. Wilson, A. D. Almony.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-08-11
Agreeably Surprised.

From the Detroit Free Press.
He was taking his first meal at his new board
ing house and there was some evidence that he
didn't like it,
"waiter," he said, bring me some hash
''Some what, siry" asked the waiter politely
'Some hash Don't you know what hash Isl
"No, sir; we don't have Il here"
Cant get il if / want itg" he asked dicta-
torially.
mo, sir. II you want hash you'll have to go
somewhere else"
''well, bring me some prunes then" he said,
changing the subject
Haven't any prunes, sir" responded ths
! waiter.
mo prunes?"
"No. SIR"
"Can't get prunes here, either?'
.'No, sir, not here"
The new boarder was becoming excited
Tell the landlady to come here, he com
manded.
The waiter brought in the landlady.
II am informed, madam" he said. that 1
can get neither hash nor prunes in this house.
You have been correctly informed" she sd-
nitted, with some trepidation, for he looked
like man who could pay.
Am to understand that those dishes viii
not be served here under any circums.ances?"
''Thaf's the invsriable rule. SIR"
"very well very well, I" he said; I'm zee you
after this meal and pay you for years board
in advance"