New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-25
THE TALK Of THE DAY.

Palette-Why do you look so glum old MANI
hear that the last picture you painted Is out OF
Intramanne-Yes, and that's what makes me feel
,so blue. The chumps Of the hanging committee nave
regularly "skied" it.
A gentleman who remembers the family OF -
Governor King in Bath tells The rer dn rdm an
nsSrances A gentleman. stranger IN Batn, csne0
At tho house and inquired for Governor King: Ms
Ring who answered the knock at tue door, was IA
the midst Of her mornings work. and dd not presens
a very preposscssng appearance Inc oGyefIo' ,s a'
not In and the gentleman asked II he could see MS;
King ~ II am Mrs. King" II the caller had charged
her In so many words with teilng IA az ro; h
could not have told her more p ,nat o on about The
weetHer he turned about and went downtown. Inere
he found Governor King who invited hl 10 I'm ~.
Governor introduced him to Mrs: King can be oe'e'
imagiped than described Kennebec Journal
Colonel Henry watterson says he is too poor 70 go
into Mr. Cleveland,s Cabinet OF course The ooohe.
t,ows hest: but Mr. Cleveland stands chance !"
getting much poorer material in bis Cabinet
The actual value Of the silver in one OF 'ns con,
Fair souvenir half-doars IS about 80 Genus in fors o
Iii for II each Countereiters can wen aIV I'm
I1,i az ro,d silver into the bogus as III inc soVu N
-(Rone ". y. Sentinel.
A Pennsylvania Railroad conductor has claS'ln as.
the commuters who come TO the city 0" u'e 49,
trains Those who take the train between -, a"
ana . ,yorlers, those between and are elerNer,
r,,., ho,,veen and are shirlers' whle those "
tween 9 and 10 are "smirkers.' by SnlIN,'
means people Of leisure as well as "naSH'''
p.sou-on, Keeper In reference TO some very u- ~
tractyc looking cheesel-liaye some OF "N' N'"'"
hr m,oer-No thanks There seems TO be more deor'
than froraei about it-Ojoston transcript"
According TO The Boston Transcript, .'n
mans will and his heirs WON'T Is often '"e WIZ
express the situation.
rr.rd,v o,ertnres. Nlehb rs by QooMns ,n NnH
the lcnccMy fathers Leap i-ser IVA" AIM Snothini
New Boy with cold G' aan heor MIN hall a mile!
When my father coughs YOU Ia" " w
-tCnicago Tribune.
Not a bad definition Of courage That quaN's Vi
min, with makes us fsget how afraid We are
Shirt Of Advcnure.-Mrs. sqmresr fhn Zion.
With vu, wouldnI =, down ia tie crush OIL Tue S"oP
ring district to-day. ny man like me-
- pr, rr.ynn,t Ind good five minutes ch. I
Since | left the rush-Iihe Oh '''
team In is"l.
.rhe American church Almanac lEpiScopau, u
su,d by James Poti ~ CO.. oil thi' '''' - ,,,,,
some volume 4 375 pages containing Il" NV s
.a,,,,,c. !, regard TO the Episcopal church, anu
Great mass Of other Information peI,tli"s ~ and
Magician and Episcopal churches. IN" '''''o' ",s
,,,,,,,.nnr. have done everything possible 10 ""''
lhe hook complete and trusiworthY'
and Mrs lONNl l"NV ~" 0
s"l Mat delightful married ne they have aec ga
thcy DEAR sail Mr.. Foxy "lHey r - "
"'e: THAT. inst Ike stupid man, said Mr. tosny
. Why oldni YOU hear him LAY that ne d nv No. ritr
with his wife fer thirty years h"t , , iChlcago
at Ieast | tell you he's Simply Ur"'"''
Ncws-kec0M. -,
Editors may find some consolation In the iac' '" vs..
,h,v hive insured feelings Of envy IN the or,"'
of n Young Jap,nesc boy. \ recent hS"c " "A
ra., indian raner contained the following note
schooiboy IN Loer~baya was ASKED 10 ",0' AN
At. Of q n,,er lie did 50 In this way an
editor * the lucAest man IN the world i'e 0 to-
to a circus every afternoon and every eVehihs 49,.
IN, payinc "A cent. lie can 90 also 10 '"e IL
ho,se. the places OF execution and the H'oo' . =.
has free tickets to all theatres. receives ,.
lbs oncc. and cts his cars boxed too nv
ol.o "a pircn Maane or Lawans places OF a''', =,
,orn lie doe, not 30 this Often however, a.
nne noner ne c,n deny thing that was sano -
-, nrev,ous one. ana he dos so. as RUE VII" IN
other p.ople are already IN bed. the rdl'or uNsn
up lie stays up late to see what haPpr"s can
| grow big | shall become an EDITOR '"'"
stay M. too" =.
Restoration postmaster in Iowa re D'r,,aster
the following pathetic resignation 70 Measure re-
General: II have had the honor ana ~ horseback
ceve the mail from keokuk oy me ssm the railroad
afoot nv own wagon. and ilnau, ,,nri..,n | have
,rnin from the DAYS OF Lincoln TO liartisr,t SCOTCH
distributed the same TO Irish Gerlai , crelliaby,
,wedes Norwesans and Dane anu D,sn d., 10 the
believe. TO the Government, msu e;reenbacaers Pro.
RepubieaIls Democrats, Grangers VI + would have
hbitlonsis and lastly, TO Mnah,ets' rncia sam for
n,nc simce lost my head GoOdby Oho ,,i Recoft.
must now loave your service -|A-