New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-04-23


turned her lost" pet-lcrc is dollar, my good nan
I hope Fido didn't give You much troublei a.
m Man had to Rape him 5 5op i ses
sit there an watch him all day, or hed aoro1eh zoos
and run back hcme.-(Puck'
THE LKwEREAKER's LAMENT.
My Captain, o my Captain,
The dreadful news I've heard
How YOU as well as other Caps
Have been by Byrnes transferred.
Ny Captain, o my Captain,
I'm in a dreadful plight,
should not feel much worse dear Cap
II you lay dead tonight.
And Captain, my Captain.
Just think OF what I've paid
To hush things up and make things smooia
so | could ply my trade
My Captain. o my Captain.
Come back to once more.
or late at night, and sundays too,
I'll have to close my door, FliL N-"EA'
Origin Of ~Ta.ra ra-boom deray. -" Tara, rso9t,.
deray' is oder than most people think. The cre'h -
mytGooaical. As previously announcad, o,c odprS rs
found that he could not hire good houseAeeiSf 2r
les than - Il week. lie Immediately hit upon ii:o
ha2p ana Sng mex Ss WIFE lie effected an cnao
70 The internal regions BY cloroOrmng Cerberis the
@a tS pr T Of Pluto who was running ades il
those DAYS, demanded his Eurydlce
II you don't give her up" lie thundered' IN Y"
hack and Get o witt Of habeas corpus
Get onto reioped Pluto evaively ,..
nHnsh y cried Pluto in horror. Don't do tht
ogan. Tho condemned souls hereabouts might ea,cl
the tune and get to singing It, when we'd have Hades
Under der the circumstances Pluto was very glad to let
Eurydce 90 but that is neither here nor there ITO
true origin OF Tara IA boom ceray is esaonshed'-
| detroit Tribune
The paper called Woman records an amusing case
Of bashful young who used notes In proposing.
Afterward,' said the young lady. II found his
| memorandum on the floor, where he had dropped II
| in his agitation 1t Mention rise In salary.
Mention loneliness Mention pleasure in her society.
Mention prospects from Uncle jim. Never loved be-
| fore. PROPOSE
| Domestic ACKNOWLEDGEMENT why old Brdser
| boards those two boys Of his at separate places
Can't they get along together1 -. ou. TT. nor.
| Potts-It IS merely matter OF economy. ne Pays
the board OF the that eats such lot oy tne weeS
and boards the other Tn0 eals 1 Jopa
Saws 1.-THE Congregatonalist' The latest combi@
nation Of worldly guile and soctude for the improves
ment O, pulpit elocuon is the offer Of summer school
10 give transportation and ten days lodgings al ths
Columbian Exposition TO the individual who best rende
the Niney.arst Psalm in contest held to encourage
an intelligent reading OF the Word Of God.'
HE Is DUE.
Comes now the crank upon the scene:
Who talks OF naught but fouls and nies.
Who lauds his favortes to the sstes:
|
| when Ginger Johnson slides in home:
Who Who wants to break one Tmpire's taco.
Who wearies all his fellow men
| Bv PLAYING each game DER again.
| T That v we've the pennant dead to rights;
| For now's the baseball season a. So. u
An old restaurant bill Of fare, printed In RiehmdnA
Va, in January, 1894, gives the following "ar-um1
nrces In Confederate money: Soup, 81 80; chicken}
s3 So roast beef So ham and eggs, 80; raw oysters
| 90 coffee 90: bread and butter, 81 90; bottle Of
| champagne, $50 drink of rye whiskey, 81; bottle
I Of ale $40, and q cigar So.
Editor of organ-Mr. wirework: the opposition can.
ddate is going to be at the conference q dergymea
TO- morrow. Write sharp editorial ana eve MIN nus
'' Leader Writer-But he has written etter saynt
ne F eanr OF Of orrensol Well then. write slashne
article on his daring ignore the best people In the
| vllage.-(Boston Transcript.
our washerwoman did not appear last week. says
q, BOSTON woman. "when she came this week and
! 80 aslad tho reason she said that the day she comes
~ me WIS the only time she had TO get ready to $50
| pernharlt She got a frame for an evening bonnet
she said. and she had to stay at home and cover IT,
little Ediths mother was explaining q map:
These" said She are mountains this Is river. tms
is lake. and these little dots are the 'o"ps "ia
QUA these mamma said Edith referring to tt the
,,hene and trolley wires."-(Boston Transcript
A brood Of chickens Matched near Madisonviue.
| Tn tho other day, OF which began growing when
| &, was three DAYS old. and has been Growing ever
! .,nce When the local editor heard Of 1t be began
Growing too.
Getting down to Hard Pan.-lIelen Hyer-I suppose
| WON and America very different from England
| Lord pEzonbeiIie-Ah, yaas: in some things! For
in ER % pl the vD sS % int Gp %
arr on top Of the plvement-tfuck
The smallest inhabited island in the world is said to
10 that on which the Eddystone lighthouse stands At
,v wafer IL IS 80 feet In diameter at high water the
rchthouse whose diameter mt the base Is IS "a feet
completely covers It. 1t Is inhabited by three per
sons.
ALPHABErIC AMENITIES.
spale the calow young American to Miss Cholmondey
! Byng de Gall, =.
| "r have noticed, though quite English, you DOM
drop the N ut ALL .
The maiden rose in British pride and grandly salke1
For though shs never dropped an "h,' she yet could
drop a jss. Indianapolis Journal.
"The Presbyterian Journal says that the CON-
ments OF the seculars CD on church matters are
commonly not worth the paper on which they are
written No one would be more quick to deny
this jalndiccd statement than the editors OF The
foremost religious papers.
| Mrs Pancake (wearilyl-It's as true as gospel
Woman's work Is never done. 49, -.
| Mr. skye TarlOr-Ahem! Judging ron ms oec
| steak ma'am | should siy that IL Is sometimes "
much donc.-(iiarpcrs Bazar
| .