The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1892-10-20
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Teacher, You bsye written sisismsn
vito pos.esave case aga. -sia's sman
Th,i il Incorrect boy: Doesn I The state
oussmauf Teschtr. No. The statesman
opLs tse sis,s
"A printer. disnsr ls,eiy the following
,os, uss proposed. Women. - second %
h "a tie press 10 disseminating nssa
III .4ies are .iiil undecided whether 70
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III isslesper NO. 90. no; ! don't
~sut snyihiss. This 10 the tenth time ]
have b.d 10 cay this this morning. Tramp
peddier - Don't you van ter hire me 10
stay bsre 40 Say Il isr yer. n,a'smf
Are you aware, said the man 10 The
rear asfcely, that your umbrella Ia pokins
me 10 tho cysf I, isn't my umbrella, re-
plies tie man 10 front, WITH equal hsrce'
pee. H. borrowed oae sir.
-Iesch,r II seems TO me that smell
very disAsreesble odor In this room. Has
sty boy been spokinsi Sidney NO ms.
'sm saes. It's them des I languages you
VAS ,ell,n us about this morning, maybe.
Lite boy (sriting a.letter) is troll
Icy spelled win 81 or without Father
(snrtous TO lncuicale good habiD LOOK
10 Webster Little boy Hull Whist dos
Wei sier knos about il; He died before
tfoieys were Invented.
Tourist DO these scsfecrows save
your etopsf Farmer They work first
rate. You zee, every tramp that comes
along crosses the fields TO see the clothes
is uath stealth. ~'lch they sip't IN tbs.
soafes IA eioss away.
= Women. solilcqulz "a young Msasly,
as be waited 10 the parlor for the young
woman be intended TO take taeopera, wom'
90 are very curious crestures. Here's that
gifl VI niue. She eau change her mind
tbitteeu times ia . miapts. bot 1t takes
her ,wo hours - change her dress.
Nov which Of the great past men
would you rstler be. koberti after long
and Oifresling talk on the celebrities OF
hisi ~ None OF em. replied Robert.
promptly None D. them. Why notl Cause
they re all dead.
-Irale guest here. sirl autographed
yon rave the the coolest room 10 the
house. sod fou bavnt done II. Polite
clerk Well. tir, | have given the coolest
room 10 The house iotwo hundred and lily
people already. aud thought you nigh,
not AXE b b, crowded.
~ remarkable statement An old lady
In Western town always attended th.
pray meeting aud always made the same
REM ts, which included that extrAorjin
airy statement: I've been through scenes
aud unscanes. but the Lord has been with
me from the present time up to this very
hour.
Nh. Hollius isA splendid fellow.
thit /, aid Miss Perkins. Yes. said Ethel
but re 10 very absent minded. When We
weJe G-tt engaged he used 10 call me Alice
all he time he said that was bis mothers
nsn which was also very .iorgetful. DO.
can -, ound out since II waa Mary:
-Sia Jones. 10 his free snd easy isrei
well sermon at Prohibition Park. Staten |
I,lshd. on Sunday. remarked that hs bad |
nothing 10 cay against newspapers, and |
told tie following story: Ooe editor sid
TO me: Why. Jones. We made you. Can
you make snotLer7 | asked him. Oh, no
be said; we're on, OF that kind OF dirt.
ssmsli town 10 Kent . gentleman
employee carpenter to put up psrti
iiou. aud bad II Hlled with sswdust TO
deaden the sound When 1t vas compile.
ted the gentleman called from one side TO
the carpenter on tae other. Smith, can
you hear mel Smith immediately answer
ed: No sir
--Ooe OF NJ rshall 2. wilder's stories
relates TO cemetery in PhiIsdsiphiA He
once breskissied 10 . small hotel 10 The
9 iat u city. From tae table be could zee
the pc o. tombs,ooes in . cemetery.
Iuruing TO the waiter. Marshall said: III
do DO, care for that water. This hotel Is
too betr yonder cemetery. Oh. sab. CT
claim, the coicrcd waiter, dsls . mighty
high ionod cemetery Mighty high toned
people is buried dsr.
"a -spa' rtui exps rience: The ave With
which the small boy looks upon . retired
mariner 10 probably due TO the marvellous
experiences The mtriner remembers 70
have bad. Al example Of this extreme
Inarselousne. came mp recently In the
course Of coustrsaiion between the led Of
VA and az er ssa csrt.in. Captain eksSs,
iid yen over set your leg bit of by . I,
'hsrht ssked the boy. Did |. sonny be re-
Piled. Dad !. yell. rather. Dozens Of TINA