The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1892-08-26
COL. BILL SNORT.
THE GREAT TEXAN DESCRIBES HAIR
RlSoN'S CAMPAIGN METHODS.
How wouid.be once Holders are Deluded.
The Way Money IL ENtorted Prom
Federal Onicinls.


Federal Onicials.
WHITE HoUsE. July %, 1892.
To Judge Duffy, Tammany Hall, New
York.
Ny DEAR JUDGE-The outlook for
Harrison would be very encouraging If
II were not for these labor troubles at
Homestead. Everything else is moving
along favorablv. have adopted the
same plan of campaign that has been so
successful with Us Republicans in the
past.
You see we have a complete list of in.
fluential citizens in every town in the
United States who banker after FEEDER.
al Office. To each of these | mail con.
fidential circular indicating that in case
Harrison is elected there will be new
postmasters, etc, appointed. | also in.
sinuate that il the party who receives
the letter subscribes literally 10 the Re.
publican campaign fund, Of which | am
treasurer, his chances of receiving local
Federal Office will be very good. This
fetches the greenbacks almost every time.
Every day there is batch of letters
foot high, all of them containing money
orders from ambitious patriots who are
anxious To serve their country Many
Of these are doubtful Democrats
The money received from this source
will be used in buying up voters in blocks
of FIVE, and for other legitimate campaign
expenses.
This is only one of our sources of reve.
nue.. Every Federal officer has TO shell
out percentage of his salary. To facil.
itate matters have mailed every FEEDER.
al official in the United States conf.
dental circular in which state that in
case he comes down handsomely 10 the
campaign fund, he will be allowed 10
retain his present position. This circular
transforms the ukewarm Federal official
into an ardent supporter OF the party,
and we get double the amount of money
out of him for campaign purposes than
we otherwise would. However, he may
be fired all the same after we are re-
elected.
Having the monopolists and million
aires with us, we will soon have at our
disposal tremendous campaign fund.
Wanamaker wants the post Office for
another term, and am negotiating with
him on the amount he will have 10 sub.
scribe. He is not disposed 20 be as lib.
eral as he was last term, and talks about |
a paltry check for $4,000 was Obliged |
To remind him that he was under special
TO President Harrison that
the President had saved him from the |
etc. If Wanny refuses to
shell out copiously, know another man
in the retail dry goods business who is
willing to pay 500 900 to the campaign
fund to be Postmaster General for four |
years. A Postmaster General who has |
dry goods establishment
can make lots Of money If he knows how
10 work the office for all il is worth.
We have the soldier vote pretty sure.
The millions of dollars of public money
which has been squandered on bogus vet.
Grams will bring us in tens of thousands
If votes The money will return to us
like bread east upon the water, or, rs It.
John Wanamaker puts it, seed planted
M good ground which shall bring forth
A hundred fold.
There is only one cloud on the political
sky, and that is the labor complications
NJ Homestead. President Harrison, Mr..
Reid and myself held a long conference
IN the subject yesterday Said |:
mir. President, il seems "a me you
are very unfortunate in the selection Of
your friends Here you have heen brag.
,ing about Andy Carnegie being u per
,ona friend Of yours aud yet he deliber-
,tely, and with malice aforethought,
springs this labor riot on us in the midst
IF the campaign A Democrat couldn't
nave treated us worse"
EYES" said Harrison, heaving a deep
Ugh, candy IL a source Of embarrassment
% the administration. | wouldn't have
relieved IL 1T him"
III | were yom, Mr. President, 10 use