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The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1892-11-05

what saving have made during the last
year by being my own doctor Last year
paid out S96.25 for doctors and their
medicine; this wear paid $500 for six
bottles Of Sulphur Bitters, and they have
Kept health in my whole family. They
are the best and purest medicine ever
made.=Charles King, 90 Temple Street,
Boston, Mass.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1892-11-05
Two Valuable FrIends-

l. A physician cannot be always had.
rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sprains, Bruises
and Burns occur often and sometimes
when least expected. Keep handy the
friend of many households and the de.
stFoYor of all pain, the famous Red FLAG
oil, 25 cents.
y 9. Many peecious life could be saved
that Is being racked to death with that
terrible cough. Secure a good nights rest
by investing 25 cents for bottle Of Pan.
Tina, the great remedy for Coughs, Colds
aud Consumption. Trial bottles of Pam
Tina free at T. d. Thomas Drug Store.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1892-11-05

What shall It profit a man if he gain Tie
whole world and then has the dyspeps O
so bad that he can't enjoy any of the good
Things IL c, ntains? He won't have dys'
pepsia if he takes De Wits Little Eai J
RlseTs. Il. ID. Thomas.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1892-11-05

DIED.-In this city of consumption. A
familiar headline isn't il. It's pretty Ii-ky
10 neglect cold or cough. One Minute
Coueh cure is pleasant safe and sure T.
u. Thomas.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1892-11-05

It's not very pleasant TO cough and hack
To suffer pain in chest and back,
Many people could stop it, for sure
BY simply using One Minute Cough Cure
r. d. Thomas.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1892-11-05

The most ancient piece Of music whion
Is still In existence Is believed TO be the
blessing Of the Priests This song or
chant was said TO have been sung in the
temple at Jerusalem, and Is still 10 be
heard Ia the Hebrew synagogues in Spain
and ndPortugal.-Philadelphia Ledger,
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1892-11-05

The Indian measures distances while
canoeing by "pipes." One pipe is the
interval between the halting he is al
lowed to make for a smoke.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1892-11-05

The way we treat men is the surcst
test of the state of our hearts toward
God.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1892-11-05

Living for self is the smallest bust
ness any one can be engaged in in this
life.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1892-11-05

A baby born in Ohio is without
hands. When he grows up he will be
able to sweep his town for the Office of
Treasurer.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1892-11-05

The trouble with most schemes is
that they look so smooth and plausi-
BILE. and are so hard TO work.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1892-11-05

II never helps the Lord a bit for a
mean man to claim that he is "A Chris
tian.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1892-11-05
,.2 ]. Use @ Alcohol

pure alcohol to make Wo1FF's ACME
bLscI,ING. Alcohol is good for leatberi
it s good ior the skin. Alcohol is the chief
in rcdient Of Cologne, Florida Water, and
Bly Rum the well known face washes.
We think there is nothing too costly to use
m good leather preservative.
Acme BlacIing retaiIs at 2Oc.
AMI at that price sells readily. Many
pspleore so accustomed to buying dress-
i'- l, blacking at sc. and 10c, a bottle
9 they cannot understand that black
,fg,an he cheap at zoe. Wewant to meet
,..-n with cheapness if we can, and to &c.
H,-. 'ish this we offer q reward of (
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1892-11-05

A "camel" and "beauty" are synoDy-
nous in Arabic, An Arab widow gen
orally mourns her husband with cry
of 30, my camel 1"
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1892-11-05

Piles of people have piles, but De WITS
Witch Halle Salye will cure them. #. II.
Thomas
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1892-11-05

Whenever a Christian looks back
he loses all the ground he owns in his
front.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1892-11-05
SPECIAL NOTICE.

INVENTORS eau secure advice as
to the patentability Of
their inventions.
PArENTEES can receive assistance
in the sale of their pa.
tent rights, and full in
formation regarding:
PATENTS can be obtained by
TRADEMARKS addressing Washing
COPYRIGHTS ton Patent Attorney,
in care Of CARBON ADVOCATE, Lehigh-
on, Pa.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1892-11-05

A gentleman stylishly dressed called
the other day at 10 o'clock in the morn
ing at the Office Of NJ Duranton, the
police magistrate, and ON being shown
in said to that official:
81 am the king of Switzerland in per-
son. Come, now, PROSTATE yourself be-
fore Paul l, the king Of all the Helve-
tias.n
Finding that his interviewer was
wrong in his head, the commissair
made a bow, saying:
81 will see that your majesty is con-
Quoted to his palace. Your suite will
be here shortly to accompany you"
Taking from his pocket an old shoe
lace, to which was suspended the lid Of
a sardine box, the luuatic proceeded TO
affix it to the neck of the magistrate.
II hereby appoint you, he said, "com-
mander Of the National Order of the
Star Of Lucerne.'
The magistrate patiently submitted
to the operation, and afterward had
the poor man conveyed to the infrmary
of the quarter.-Temps.
when seward Was Cuycrttur.
One Of the best stories William H..
Seward used to tell was Of reception
he had while governor OF tdesJnt". He
gave it in honor of Alillard Fillmore. A
great many people knew neither Seward
nor Fillmore by sight. Fillmore WAS a
splendid specimen of sturdy manhood.
nearly six feet in height. He stood at
Stewards left, and the difference be-
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1892-11-05
A POINTE
to Buyers,

We offer just now a special in.
viialiou to our friends and
patrons tC come and see us.
The summer is fast heeting
and we will make special
prices TO sell out our summer
goods in order to have full
swing on our fall and winter
stock Of Dry Goods, Notions
and Ready-Made Clothing.
We have no room to quote
prices, but they are low
enough. Don't miss this
opportunity but come at
nee Then too, We are the
recognized headquarters for
for all kinds of
Groceries,,
Fruits 4 Vegetables
in Season
at the lowest of very low
prices. Prompt and corteous
treatment to all and it is no
trouble to show goods,
Canal OTST =, iase Kuntz & Co.
East WeiSSpOIt,
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-05-11

A GERMANTOWN jeweler and watch
maker has a curiosity in the shape Of a
Plymouth Rock hen that has been sur
prising her owner and some of the
neighbors for some time past by laying
eggs of varied patterns. Her latest
effort was one that closely resembles a
grub, even to the form of the head.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-05-11

For apoplezy raise the head and body;
Tor fainting lay the person fat.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-05-11

hEEn SEA Wonders exist IN thousana
uKRR of forms, but are surpassed by TIL
marvels of invention. Those VII,
are in need Of profitable work that can be don.
while living at home should at once send thet
address 10 Hsllet 4 Co., Portland, Maine, and RI
ceive free, full information how either seq. d
oil ages can earn from % TO e25 per day ant
upwards wherever they live You are started
free. Capital not required. Some have mad
ever $50 in single day at this work. All succeed
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-05-11

The girl you were speaking &c
Jack. seemed rather cold to YOU" "Yo
she an old fame. IN. Y. Press
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-05-11
An Unknown Region.

The whole interior of Newfoundland
is an unknown territory. Only one
white man has ever made the journey
from east to west, Mr.. CormaclS, who
accomplished the feat in 1929. Conse-
qucntly there is no map of Newfound-
land extant which is in any degree re-
liable. 1t is very curious fact that
valuable tract of land, with coal, iron
and silver in its bowels, and perfectly
accessible to the explorers, should re-
main so long -lnknown.-Boston Globe.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-05-11

-Jeweler-''if you think this jewelry
is too expensive for your friend let me
show you something else" Student-"Ah.
There's where you don't know my
friend It's all the same to him whether
he owes one hundred marks or five hun
dred. Blatter.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-05-11
PRACTICAL SUGGESTIONS.
Especially Arranged from S. s. Quarterly

1. Every one should praise God with
heart, voice, life, in public and in pri-
vate.
2. He that has praising spirit will
always have something for which to
give praise.
8. A praising spirit is sign of right
heart.
4. 1t is the way to a better life.
8. 1t is the way to happiness, and is
the precursor of greater blessings.
G. Songs in the night are sign of the
morning.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-29
THE KANSAS CYCLONE.

1t is possible to conceive of compensa-
tlOns for seemingly damaging rains, and
even devastating floods, although every
renewal Of rainfall in this range, at
present, makes the task more difficult,
but in the case of the Kansas cyclone
there is no visible material to put on
the other side of the account. There is
no intimati0n that the Kansas people,
although peculiar and sometimes i'll
clined to perpleX the public sense with
''iridescent Dreams" needed a cyclonic
dispeusati0n or were specially quail
p fed to serve as an object lesson to the
outer world of the mission of chasten-
ing Nemesis. Then the Kansas cyclone
disturbed the precedeDts and vIO-
lated accepted proprieties in that
connection. 1t came at night, when
there could be no provision to deter 1t
or escape its fury. Good usages were
also violated Ill entering a compact COM
muuIty. Wellington is city of 10000
population, and has substantial and
handsome buildings. 1t has been un-
derStood that these elementary freaks
never indulge their antics after sunset,
and had humane timIdity about en-
tering weli-adjusted cities. There is
something wrong when one pops down
1T o'clock at night in the heart of a
weil-ordered and unsuspecting city like
that in Kansas. The palpabIe reflec-
lion is that Kansas is too far south, and
in the cyclone wake. Those who would
avoid such inscrutable diSpensations
should come TO this state, and accept
the assurance that they are out of the
tornado and cyelonic range.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-29

oSopher, poet and a novelist. The
learned authors method is to let his sub
ject talk for himself. Extracts from
his speeches and writings are cleverly
connected by brief thread of narrative,
The effect is very impressive. Is any
one curious to know whether Don
NELLY is unselfsh and sympathetic
with the downtrOdden? He has only to
open ''Donnelliana" at the proper page.
and he will find sentences from his pub
lie utterances which settle the point be
yond question. Is any one curious
to know whether Donnelly is sincere
and unqualiliedly honest? He will have
no doubt after he has read his Danegyr-
les on virtue which are here printed
for the first time in accessible shape.
Does any one seek to learn what Is
DoNNELIY's chief ambition in life? He
tells us in doc" FISH'S book. 1t is to
benefit the "great mass of mankind
This production is really most i'm
pOrtant and timely one. 1t ought to
secure from the third party the preSi-
dental nomination for our good fellow
citizen. 1t ought to make him a for
midable candidate also before the peo-
pie. No other man Ill public life has
uttered as many lofty sentiments as has
he. There is only one danger in his
path. Somebody may compile a sup
plement 10 "Donnelliana, portraylng
what the Sage has done, instead of what
he has said. Oh, what difference.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-29
STATE PRESS TIPS.

The Buffalo Gazette nominates Hon.
Thomas Wilson for governor and shows a
tender side also for Dan Lawler
The Waseca Herald thinks "the boys are
giving Editor Heatwoe lois of taffy paying
him in his own coin, one might say"
The ST. Peter Herald likes Col. Bobleter
but strongly deprecates his consenting to run
for treasurer again insisting that six years is
long enough.
The Alliance Advocate thinks the cam
paign will be repetition of that Of 1854, with
"DonneIy 10 play the Butler deal OIL the re-
form movement"
The Lake Crystal Mirror has this puzzling
statement: Had the r. z. smut its mouth
when it washed its hands il wouldn't have
put its foot in it SO often
In the view of the Montcvideo Leader: IF
Heatwole should be elected governor. his ad-
ministration would doubtless be known as
the ornamental administration
AS the Sherburne Advance understands
the situation, &c. S. Ives gubernatorial
boom Is said 10 be spreading but Gov Mer-
riam does not encourage it to any extent"
1t is observed by the Jackson Recorder that
''some of our exchanges are terribly worked
up because Joel T. Heatwole spoke of Mr.
Nelson as Mr.. knute Nelson instead of Hon.
Knute Nelson"
If the Red Lake Falls Gazette is a political
prophet THE Peoples party will poll larger
vote this fall than did the Alliance two years
ago in this state. 1t will encroach upon the
strength of the old parties among the labor
ing classes. The Peoples party can not hope
to elect the state nominees, however"
The Heron Lake News takes this view:
The action taken by the hotels of Minneap-
oils in advancing the rates during conyen-
ton is disgrace to the fair CITY. The nash
singers Of the convention town seem to
have firmly grasped the advice of Hill, make
the most or your opportunity
The Mapleton Enterprise has this queer mis-
information" A bitter quarrel is in progress
tween Minneapolis and ST. Paul in regard TO
sleeping and feeding the great multitude that
will certainly visit the cities the first week in
June. Minneapolis has got the bulge, and
she doesn't propose to let St Paul share in
the spoils if she can help 1T
'1gnatius Donnelly is understood to be ia
yorable to placing Hon. Cy Wellington on
the Peoples party ticket for attorney gen.
eral, as the Sage is in full control of that
organization and will be its candidate for
governor, his wishes will undoubtedly be re-
spected," says the Martin Sentinel. which
presumes the Democrats will also nominate
Mr. Wellington.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-29
THE BRrDEoF THE OCEAN.

They are having great time in
Minneapolis in these days. A new and
mportantf industry has started into life
there under the impetus of Senator
RAsHBURN's amendment to the river
and harbor bill and the high water in
the Mississippi. On Friday one steamer
of mammoth proportions was launched
Oh the raging tide, and started Oh a
perilous journey to st. Louis with
precious load of barbed wire reels
aboard. The prayers, the hopes,
the fears of the entire commu-
nifty went with it. a full fleet
will soon be built in the local ship
yards, and Washington avenue will
echo nj ghtly with the strange oaths OF
sailors. A seafaring life is dangerous
one, especially when passed on the
shoals and rocks between st. Paul and
Minneapolis. But our sister city tren,
bleS at no thought of wintry blasts and
hurricanes. The law says that it is the
head of steamboat navigation, and the
head of steamboat navigation il is going
to be if it bursts boiler every day il
the week. Here's good luck to Mime
apolis, the bride of the ocean, and to all
its jolly jack tars.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-29
WOMEN IN THE CHURCH.

The Methodist conference at Omaha
which has just adjourned had some in
teresting problems brought before il for
consideration. One of them was to make
a definition for the word "laymen."
The Judiciary committee was Instructed
to determine whether women might be
admitted as delegates 10 the church's
councils. Our own Judge BRILL WIS
the chairman OF this committee,
but it does not appear whether
or not he concurred In its re-
the Methodist discipline, the privilege
of participating in its conferences was
reserved to the clergy and the "lay-
men," and that the word "laymen" did
not include both sexes. TO put 1t a
little differently, the committee found
that i'll this case the "laymen" did not
embrace the ''laywomen." And in the
light of precedent, it concluded that the
latter had no right to appear as dele
gates at the church's formal assemblies.
This view is undoubtedly historically
correct. In the early days of the
Christian faith women had no better
standing, so far as voice in its delib-
eratiOnS was concerned, than they had
in any other walk of life. But the world
has grown. A thousand avenues of in
dustry are now open to female workers
where few years ago there were less
than half-seore, and women's wisdom,
faIthfulness and accuracy are today
given the fullest opportunities and
achieve the most valuable results.
In this spirit the MethOdistS. too,
voted when the matter was brought
before the entire body, to improve
on the methods of the church's
fathers. BY majority of nearly hun
dred, they adopted resolution provid-
ing that. unless the annual conferences
should Insist by twO-thirds vote OH re-
stricting the privileges OF the denomina-
tiOn's government to men, the word
"laymen" should hereafter include both
sexes, no matter what had been its sig
nificance in the benighted past. The
GLOBE believes that this was right. The
women are the pillars of the church, in
that they are at once its chief support
and chief ornament. They ought to be
allowed to speak. because they are on
the side of progress, of moderation, and
of llberality.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-29
WILL BE A GOOD YEAR.

A Biblical expert has given as the re-
suit of his researches the averment that
nowhere in the sacred volume is there
any intImation that the kicker or grum-
bier will have room for his speciality in
the celestial land. If the mundane
characteristics are taken over the line
without transformation. it is not appar-
ent how good many people can find
much chance for their SpecialtieS or take
any great amount of comfort. About
all the satisfaction they seem to have in
this world is in being miserable them
selves or trying to make others so, over
existing Or prospective conditions. OF
late they have been i'll this part
OF the moral heritage specially dole
full over the excessive rains and
agricultural promise or lack of it.. Some
Immediately local have pictured dull
ness and Staguation in st. Paul because
the farmers have been plodding in the
mud and not able to quite keep regular
dates in seeding and planting their
great staples. But there have been such
persons scattered about at all times.
They have seen no sky so serene that
clouds could not come into it,. There
are people lower down the river. whose
lands are under water, who will not be
able to grow any crop this season, and
who have reason for not feeling hila-
riOuS. That is not the condition,
however, in this state and the Da-
kotas. 1t is not only possible, but
highly probable, that there will be more
than an average crop of wheat grown in
these three states. North Dakota may
not have quite 64,000.000 bushels, or
Minnesota $4,000, 900, but similar springs
have been had before. followed by abun-
dant harveStS. The sunshine has COM
menced to stream through the clouds,
the seed is getting into the ground, and
there will be generous acreage. The
moisture stored in the ground will meet
all the later needs, and the heart of the
tiller of the soil will be glad in the rich
fruitiOn. The conditions are favorable
for unwonted acceeration of the proc
esses of growth. When the time is
shortened. nature somehow recog-
mizes the fact in this climate, and hus-
ties the accomplishment. Late-sown
wheat, with fayoring environments,
will make up lost time and come in at
the end in safe time. Then corn plant.
ed i'll June is reasonably safe for ma
turity. A warm summer following a
wet spring will bring it through hand
somely. The grumbIer and psssimist
have 10 business in the Northwest this
season. There were big crops last year,
and the country was given splendid
push in the path of prosperity, and the
prospect is favorable for increased mo-
mentum in the same direction this year.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-29
A HARD LINE,

At the great Methodist convocation it
was declared that the government
should not foster in financial way the
educational or religious work of any de-
nomination. In high Presbyterian
council it has been decided that no riv-
ulets ought to be allowed to flow into
the church excheQuer that are not NOR
ally pellucid. In other words, contribu-
tionS should not be accepted from those
who derive their money from sources
condemned by the church. Immediate
reference is understood to be had to
liquor dealers, tut the principle laid
down is broad enough to exclude con-
tributionS from JAY GOULD. Abstractly
it may be easy to assert that
aid is not wanted from those
who acquire their means in ways
obnoxious to church views, but the dis
elimination is difficult. and Ill some
cases of doubt the robust Offering might
be the determining factor. The druggist,
unless there happens to be compelling
statute, does not inquire of the pur-
chaser whether the liquor is for med
ical. religious or scientific purposes, or
to crafty an appetite. His sales may
have promoted inebriety. and yet it has
not been reported that share of the
profits has been rejected in any relig-
iOus or charitable quarter. If there is
any immoral quality to the money de-
rived from the sale of liquor, the gov
ernment is participant i'll it. A large
share of its revenues comes from the
manufacture and use of liquor. This
money goes to pay soldiers their
pensions, chaplains for religious
services, and teachers in Indian
schools. Tie property acquired by the
gambler and all others engaged in i'm
moral pursuits is subject TO the same
taxation as that gained by service in
humane or religious work. Should
those engaged in immoral pursuits be
exempt from taxation? If the vicious
have periods of moral aspiration and
would try to palliate their wrong by de
voting share of their possessions to
good purposes, shall they be denied the
opportunity? Money has no moral
quality. The coin that today buys
bread for the starving or reposes in the
church treasury may tomorrow be
tempting to evil on the gamhier's tahIA
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-29
CURRENT NOTES.

If you feel discontinued with your lot
get out and dig in it and raise some
thing. g.-IndianapoliS Journal.
No, anxious mother, the sun that
stood still at JOshna's command was not
having his hair cut.-Elmira Gazette.
1t is perfectly safe to compliment a
woman upon her chiSeled features, but
she would hardly like to be told that her
head was tarned.-Boston Transcript.
Mrs. Crimsonbeak-Is young Bacon a
college graduate? Crmsonbeak = |
guess not. l heard him say he never
played football in his -Yonkers
Statesman.
idea that. they attract attention in
heaven for their pietv every time they
buy dish of ice cream at a church fes-
tiyal.- Rams Horn.
1t takes a father and mother and
hired girl and school teacher and lots
of Otner people to raise one boy; but
one boy, unaided. can easily raise the
dickenS.-DanviIle Breeze.
''You are just like this warm spring
weather, George" said she, smilingly.
''Why?" asked the delighted YOUTH
because you always give me that tired
feeling. New York Herald.
Miss Certly-What makes you think
Mr. De Vigne's marriage was love
match? Miss Thackeray Don't you
notice how completely they have
dropped out of society?-BostoD Post.
His Satanic MaJesty-fs that Boston
man getting thawed out yet? Deputy
Assistant Devil think he is beginning
to; be said good morning" to me as |
was raking down the tires.-Brooklyn
Life.
Ph0tographer-Yes, photography is
constantly enlarging its field. IL is a
fact that the Emperor William has had
40 pictures taken. Sitter = Humph!
That's probably what spoiled his tenn
per.--Washingten Star.