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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29
Accompanying a Grin.

Philadelphia Times: Speaking of short
term orders, how about "Get out!"
Plcayune: 1t does not follow that the
ocean swell is high roller.
Boston Courier: A dogs bark does not
always indicate that he is upon the seize
Boston Globe: It's a great question
whether blind man would be able to en-
joy modern comic opera or not.
Atchison Globe: Love laughs at lock-
smiths, but you bet it doesn't laugh at
| plumbers.
Life: She-Did your grandfather live
to green old age? He-Well, l should
say sol He was bunkoed three times af-
ter he was TO-
Indianapolis Journal: Tommy-My paw
was readin' today about a woman bull
fighter down in Mexico. What do you
think of that? Johnny-I'll bet she's
afraid of COWS, though. All women is.
Brandon Banner: Tommy-Paw, what:
nomad? Mr.. aFigg Why. it-he is {
man who has no fixed habitation or home
''And is his wife nomadam %
Good Ne,cs: Mamma-How did you ge
scratched SO? Little Daughter wa.
putting dolly's shoes an stockin's or
the kitty. ''What for? $50 she couldn't
scwatch. -
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Outrageous College Conduct.

The student OF the Agricultural col.
lege in the state of Washington ought tc
take some lessons in other studies thar
the cultivation Of the soil. Last week
they conducted themselves like lot Of
hoodlums and committed breach of the
peace and of common decency that was
disgraceful to all who engaged in it.
A visit was paid to the institution al
Pullman by one of the regents. A. H.
SMITH, and Professor HEsToN, the presi-
dent-elect of the college. SMITH, it appears
had made himself obnoxious to the stu
dents by his action in procuring the cleo
ton of HEsToN, and by some projected
alterations in the college affairs. They
were also averse to the change in the presi-
dency of the college, President LILLEY be-
ing their choice.
The students greeted the visitors by
singing: "We'll hang Regent SMITH on
sour apple tree" and other choice Sc
lections, and when the visitors left the
college, by pelting them with clods,
snow balls, stale eggs and other missiles.
The insulted gentlemen retreated to their
hotel, and next day, when they were ex-
pected to leave town, number of the
students fiocked TO the depot to give them
few parting shots.
The people of Pullman are naturally
much incensed and demand an investiga-
ton. Many of them charge the response
bility for the outrage upon Professor
LrLnEY who they say not only permitted
but melted it by an infammatory speech
made previous to the coming of the
visitors.
Regent SMITH denies that any radical
changes are contemplated in the conduct
of affairs at the college and of course feels
very sore-in double sense-over the at
tack. The newly elected President is in
worse state of mind. He will have to
face those students who assaulted him and
to establish discipline among them, or his
labors will be in vain. He viii be placed
in a very delicate position and the scent of
the eggs will hang round him still no
matter what may be done to settle the
dispute
The course of Regent SMITH is sought
to be condemned and the attempt is made
to turn the blame upon him. But no
matter what he may have done to carry
his points, no justification can be offered
for the brutal and disorderly conduct of
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29
PROGRESS in Russia.

Russia is advancing, no matter what
some folks say to the contrary. In copy
ing American civilization the Russian
people show that they are capable of pro-
gress and are coming up with the ways of
the period. A few days ago a train was
boarded in Polish Russia by bandits in
true United States style, and the terrified
passengers were relieved of their watches,
money, iewelry and other articles of
value, and the train robbers made their
escape as nicely as though they were den
liens OF the wild west.
There is one thing in which Russia will
be unlikely to imitute this great and glo-
rious republic. In all probability the
robbers will be traced and some OF
them at least will be captured, and then
they will not escape. There will be nc
dilatory proceedings, there will be nc
multiplied postponements and technicai-
ties, and new trials and appeals. Justice
will strike hard and swiftly and in the
right place. An example will be mad:
which will probably deter repetition Of
the offense for some time to come.
Russia is coming along in many things,
but criminal law in that country has not
advanced to the perfection it has attained
in this country, where it appears to be
maintained chiefly for the protection OF
malfactors. The old fashioned idea that
it was framed for the benefit of the public
seems yet to obtain in Russia, but with
the march of Improvement the American
rule and American methods will no doubt
be adopted. The signs are quite encour-
aging,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29
Restricting immigration.

There is great deal of nonsense in
dulged in concerning immigration. That
it is prudent to protect the country from
cholera or any other disease likely to be
imported, and also from undesirable ele-
ments of society, no reasonable person is
likely to dispute. But propositions like
those to impose a hundred dollars tax on
every immigrant on these shores ought
not to receive serious legislative consider
alton.
President Eliot is much abused man,
but his utterances on any public question
always attract notice and his opinions are
regarded OF considerable weight. He has
expressed some views on the immigration
topic, and says boldly that he is hostile
to closing the gates of the country against
new corners. He regards every honest
and healthy man, woman and child
brought into this country as a gain to it,
and thinks there will be plenty of room
for all for many generations to come.
AS to the political troubles and those
social disturbances which some people
thoughtlessly attribute to continual i'm
migration he is equally pronounced. He
denies that such political and social evils
as trouble the country can be Justly at
tributable to recent immigrants. Essays
it is the experienced voters who are re-
sponsible. The spoilsmen and political
machinests and vote-buyers have been
for some time in the country, and it is
not new immigrants who pass high tariff
acts and other wrong breeding legisla-
ton.
That is certainly correct. If the ports
of the country were closed tomorrow the
evils that prevail would not be overcome.
A great many political and social wrongs
that exist here are peculiarly American.
They were not imported. They were
born and bred in the United States, and
the world are not peculiar to the countries
from which immigration is drawn. They
abound here as elsewhere and cannot be
cured by shutting down the gates of the
nation.
Every possible precaution should be
taken to keep cholera out of the country
and to stop the influx of undesirable for
eign elements. But this can be done, if
at all, without going to absurd extremes
and making an exorbitant money quail
fication for admission into the country.
To correct internal evils the laws en-
acted in relation to them will have to be
enforced, and purer public sentiment be
fostered and propagated. Under present
conditions society would be no cleaner
and political affairs would be no less cor
rupt, if a thousand dollars instead of
hundred was the sum required to be
owned by every person allowed to land on
American soil. The inside of the platter
wants cleaning; that's what is the matter.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29
An Immediate Want.

One OF the sources of crime in this
country is the sweater system, which pre-
walls in all the very large centres of pop
ulation. Ii New York, Philadelphia and
Boston it is well known to exist and to
result in driving its victims into dishon-
esty and immortality. Toiling from early
morn till late in the night for scarcely
enough to keep body and soul together,
the weak in soul are tempted to depart
from the path of rectitude and thus the
brothels and the iails are largely peopled.
A few months ago sub -committee of a
congressional committee was appointed to
inquire into the sweater system in
Chicago and other places. Its report has
just been made and shows that the same
evil and its consequences prevail in that
city that work SO much evil in the far
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29

cast. Laboring from 8 or 6 O'Clock in the
morning until 8 or 10 at night, the
wearied work people can scarcely earn
enough for the commonest food anc
clothing. The places where they toll and
dwell are described as s'dingy rooms
reeking with stencil more intolerable
than the filthiest of stables.' In these
holes ''men, women and children take in
poison at every pore, sowing the seeds OF
disease and death. -
No wonder that SO many escape from
such conditions at the price of honor and
virtue, and that the haunts of vice are re-
cruited from the ranks of the half-starved
and vilely lodged workers. The report
says:
Children in every condition of filth and
health swarrned in most of the shops. In
the last one we visited every one had gone
except two worn-out fellows, who had
made pile of the bundles OF goods ready
to be made up, upon which, without bed
clothes they proposed to sleep, without
change of the filthy condition of their
persons or their clothes. The sweater
and the 'sweated" perfectly agreed as to
the mlserably low wages paid.
As to the remedy for these evils nobody
seems qualified to act or suggest. That
something ought to be done is universal
ly agreed. Poor as the pay is to the
sweated workers, the evil would be ag-
gravated if there was none. The labor
market is over-crowded in the big cities,
and those people who suffer from that
condition seem to prefer all its dlsadvan-
tages to going out into the country and
tilling the soil. Remunerative labor for
those who are willing to work is one of
the great problems of the age.
This suggests thought for the active
minds in this city. What will be the
condition of Salt Lake in few years if
some means are not devised for the en-
ployment of our idle people? Young
women are in demand for all kinds of
work, but where is the opening for young
men? Whoever can devise some method
by which work at fair wages can be given
to the unemployed will be public bone
factor. The lack of such labor is one of
the most serious conditions that confronts
the people of Utah. Where are the men
of capital who will meet the pressing de-
mand?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29

THERE ARE lots OF lady composers but
none of them has yet produced truly
great opera or other grand work of must
cal art. The London Lancet explains the
reason and we hope it makes the matter
clear to the dullest mind. 1t is because
'swoman is deficient in the physiological
of plastic power"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29

In view of what Hoods Sarsaparilla
has done for others, is it not reasonable
to suppose that 1t will be of benefit to
you? For scrofula. salt rheum, and all
other diseases of the blood, for dyspepsia,
Indigestion, sick headache, loss of appe-
tite, that tired feeling, catarrh, malaria,
rheumatism, Hoods Sarsaparilla is an
unequalled remedy.
Hoods Pills cure sick headache. 1S5
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29

SOME COMPLAINT is being made in Re-
publican circles that the restored presi-
dent is likely to take into his special con-
fidence WHITNEY, FAIRcHILD, Villas
and DICKINSON. Supposing that is SO
will they not constitute veritable Big
Four9
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29

IT IS suggested that Mr. CLEVELAND
reward Mr.. DANA OF the New York Sun
with a foreign mission. A contemporary
unkindly insinuates that he will most
likely tell him to go to hades. We offer
a compromise; he could be sent as min
ister to Chill.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29

The DESTRUCTIVE mountaineering re-
ferred to in the kilograms this morning as
occurring at Milwaukee appears to have
been without adequate cause and of in
definite design. Fiendish work 1t is, but
what can it mean?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29

IT SEEMS that General BoorH's ac-
counts are all right. Whatever may be
thought of his methods for making sem
sation it is only right that he should be
indicated. The Salvation Army leaders,
Darkest England scheme is financially o.
K. BOOTH need not flee to Canada.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29

IT WOULD be easy enough to see why
NICHOLAS SMITH was transformed from
Three Rivers to Liege, Belgium, as a
consul if one could only believe there was
any reason to affront him in the first
place. Certainly the fact that he mar
ried HORACE GREELEY's daughter is not
sufficient.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29

ACCORDING TO the Omaha World Herald,
what favors the successful fusing of the
Democrats and Independents in organic
ing the Nebraska legislature, is the fact
that some OF the leading Republican lob
byists who would work to prevent it are
hustling to keep themselves out of the
nenitantiarv.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29

IT HAS just leaked outthat whilst FORA
KER was governor of Ohio he refused
commission to woman who wanted to
be notary public. This aroused the or
ganized women. who materially helped to
defeat him.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29

THE present condition of public sem
timent in the East and in Europe on the
great financial topic of the times even
CLEvELAND'sp political enemies think that
on tbesilver question his silence is golden.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29

'sADA REHAN in seven feet of blue
mud'' is one OF the announcements in
reference to the silver statue which it ap-
pears is to be after all not solid figure
but hollow mockery. Without any dis
respect to the popular actress who is re-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29

THE PHILADELPHIA Ledger of last Mon
day states as coming from Senator SHEER
MAN direct his Willingness and desire to
stop the purchase of silver bullion. He
says HARRISON, however, would veto any
repeal bill with its free coinage substi-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29

the students. They need to be taught
better manners and to treat with proper
respect the college authorities. Unless
some rigorous methods are adopted to
punish the wrong-doers and establish
order in the college the institution will
become failure.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29

The REPUBLICAN papers, some of
them, are bowling about the increase of
pensions to veterans of the Mexican war,
because they say most of the heroes were
from the south and fought for the confed-
eracy.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29

AFTER CLEVELAND pertinent remarks
about the duty of New York in the choice
of United States senator we should think
its best politicians would drop Mr.. MUIR
PLY like hot potato.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29

WHATEVER Republicans may say about
CROKER and his declaration that Tam
many viii not ask CLEVELAND for pat
ronage, though they may think him a
buffer they cannot call him croaker.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29

THE GOVERNMENT has made an abso
lutte prohibition against the Importation
of rags from France, Russia, Belgium
and other foreign parts, but governme Mt
paper viii not go up in consequence.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29

JOHN L. SULLIVAN would seem to be in
a more dangerous condition physically
than Mr.. BLAINE, and with less recuper-
alive power.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29

Two PROMINENT Republicans of New
York have detected and gone over to
Tammany, and this at time when that
organization is receiving the most I'M
friendly criticisms.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29

THE ST. LOUIS Republic says that the
place of future punishment is located on a
comet. Sure some of the comets in their
whirl through space seem to be going in
that manner.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29

SULLIVAN, THE prize fighter, has al
ways been spoken of as possessing excel
lent qualities OF heart, but doctor has
just found it full of fatty degeneration.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29

PRISONERS OF the law are liable to COM
plain that with two Christmases of roast
turkey there will be two months of tur-
key hash and stew.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29

IF Mr.. CRISP is making up his mind to
gain the Speakership again without the
friendship of Mr.. CLEvELAND's support
ers he is reckoning without his host.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29

THE IDEAL western newspaper may not
have come along as yet, but Salt Lake can
put up with The HERALD while they
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29

THE OUTFLOW of gold is becoming
quite alarming for more than one reason.
If it keeps on, what win KEELES insti-
tutes do for material for the gold cure?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29

THE DISPATCHES announce the death of
the oldest woman on earth, and it is not
Senator HoAR.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29

a CORRESPONDENTS wants to know
which is the best time to sell horses.
Well, we should think the best time is
when people want to buy.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29

HERR MOST denies that Miss EMMA
GOLDMAN cowhided him, while she per-
sists she did. The public will be inclined
to believe her most.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29

THE QUARREL in the inaugural mana
gerial ranks at Washington has broken
out afresh, and promises to go into the
tertiary stage.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29

RESOLUTION MAKERS had better be
looking up the leaf which they will have
to turn over on January 1.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29

KANSAS Cry and Omaha papers reach
ing Salt Lake yesterday speak in bitter
terms Of the cold weather east Of us.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29

THE LAST stating for secretary of state
under Mr.. CLEVELAND is Ex-Minister
PHELPS OF Vermont.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29

IT SEEMS to have broken the Wyoming
Republicans all up to find they had an
honest Republican supreme court.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29
For fbe HOLIDAYS.

On Dec. %, "a, 20 and 81, and also Jan.
/, the Rio Grande Western will sell ex-
cursion tickets between all points on
their line at one single fare for the round
trip.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29

FRANCE CONTINUES to be in an intense
state of excitement over the Panama
revelations, but excitement there is al
WAYS intense.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29

THE SAN Juan excitement is on the in
crease, and bad blood is up.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29

OUR PEOPLE are not being bothered
much by dust these days.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29

ceiving such metallic boom. the sub
iect is getting to be so hackneyed that we
wish it was entirely buried in mud.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29
7 Z AS LIS
Great Christmas Sale.
NECKWEAR.

The finest line Of Ties in the
city goes for Csc, soc, Use,
S1.00 and S1.25.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29

Ships, Guns, Horns, Monkeys.
Lambs. Musical instruments.
Nine Pins. Jumping Rabbits,
Growing BOOSTERS, Cups and
Saueers, ( Rattles, Tops.
II fact - t8ing in the toy
line
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29

TIE dairy HERALD is published every morn
ing, Monday excepted, at TIE HERALD
block corner West Temple and First
South streets, Salt Lake City.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-29

Japanese Dolls. Sailor Dolls.
Darkey Dolls, Bisk Dolls, Wax
Dolls. Kidbody Clown Dolls.
from sc to $500. The best as
sortment that could be bought.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-09-12

Among the passengers leaving
in the Australia on Wednesday
next, is. Mr.. Herbert c.. Adams,
lately in charge of the ostrich farm
at Kapiolani Park. Mr.. Adams
has been appointed on the board of
commissioners of his native State,
Kentucky, to represent it at the
Chicago Exposition, and his duty
will probably be to remain in Chi
cago, in connection with the State
Department of Liberal Arts. Mr..
Adams is a gentleman of varied
requirements and knowledge which
eminently fit him for the position
which he is to occupy, and we
trust he will be successful in his
new field of labor.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-09-12
roREIaN VESSELS EXPECTED.
PASSENGE RS
ARRIVALS


From Kapaa, per stmr James Makee,
Sept 10-J Cockburn, Mrs Ottmann,. DR.
Mitamura and child, Miss Lindsay, and4
on deck. ssovrr--r Ar
From Kauai. per stmr Kaala, Sept 10
Misses Cook (2), Miss Atkinson, and Is on
deck.
From Molokai, per stmr Mokolii, Sept.
1O-E Lililehua and 3 children, Misses
Maggie and Fanny McCorriston, and II on
deck.
From Maui, per stmr Claudine. Sept IL
G. Wilder and wife, Wilder, Capt
H Kimball, Master Richard, Masters De la
Nux (3) Miss Ida Hanuna, Masters Drum
mond (2), Mrs e Kawainui and daughter,
Misses Angus. Mrs Saunders and daughter,
c r Olsen, wife and 2 children, w K Castle,
wife and child, Miss Friel, Miss Bush, Jas
Faulkner, Hon D Walbridge, P Gleason,
MI Mclean. Charles Buchanan, Thomas
Wilkinson, Miss Mary Green, & Din Sing
Jack Sang, Manuel SouZa and 80 on deck.
From Kauai. per stmr Mikahala, Sept II
Hon A Wilcox, Miss Tanner, Miss II
Glade. Mrs Carpe. ter and daughter, Mis-:
Mabel Ladd, Mrs S Bertleman and chill
dren, Blackstadt, Miss Blackstadt, 4
Conradt, Conradt, A F Knudsen, A
Knudsen, Miss King. Miss 6 King, Mr.
Liy Aud, Miss Sorenson, Miss Mott,
Bryant, E 4 Knudsen, Miss q King, L
Preston, and 100 on deck.