Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-04-09
The 1.ztrstr I'rH>>s's; tI.r Hutton. =:

| IHt t4NHtEf f'FEA%ttz ~1HH k5uItUn4 ~.
/ 4 New York luwter. who wa> IN q
sleeping car the other IT tllt a,nwittinE1y
caused Aun1ethi,l. uf Il >tir AIMING hix
! fe1loS Passengers. Ert:r1.' one had gout
- e:eel, a1n} nothing an ~ To disturb
| the sl;11nlcrs nt the traret ~ until about
y Il, III. Then the bell In tho porrers
| roo1n brSan to rim. 1t VA, o1e TT those
/ rings which settled down l., hard work
ut once And. an they say, jus* d. nothing
| but tuw wootl. 1t WIS a steady, per-
! fectly contente1 ring. Soon it became
| apparent that 1t WIZ no sprinter. but
| long distance champion. for It rang and
rang, ;a> only Hi electric bell cun ring TO
wreck men y nerves. SOME nne In tho
end ut the car wakened and xroaned:
For heavens sake. stoI, that racket.
II you want the porter. 70 ut1t and get
him. Don't wake the whole car mp"
But the ringing continued.
For heaven'> sAke. ried IL little man,
1eapin% into the aisle, hi> hair standing
| on tnd. whats the matter: Ii the hotel
| on trt.:"
The bull sawed wood steadily. " v r." n +. :.
stop thut rinying:@ ls1w1etl full
1unge'l tnan. sticking his head ont be-
twte1 the curtain, and EluIiuy s:vAgoly
! ut the little lna,4. " 4.
A baby wake u1 ami bcgan to howl.
lts mother tried total1n it a1nl it< father
swu1" like u trooper. Htt Threatened to
have tlir lif' 1T tl1t. rlt1l v'l1t, was maxi
/ III, TINT :l1li:rrl4t nuiSe.'' s1nu 1he 1Mll
l}:,4xti1 :tlWAy ~ 1atrri1x i4@ 1t It we:, A
tweuts-f'nr hour ALARM clock i /:
! r Ertrs bully in 1|n, car awakened ex-
/ ttpt tWn u"nults--tl1tt lrnrte1 t&,ul the
| New York lawyer. Tlrt /. delegation
=tarttsl to thu Iprtt.r's roo1n to ;assasSi~ =
nutt. him. They fund hin. t1ozing
| l1t4fs:t1Ily.at il seat. while tho l'elI Was@
| HOW w&arryit1g t1a it, wnrk with tl,t: reg11-
laritr 1T II lAte1,t circular saw war
rantt1 never to stop. The =wratht11l !:
Issssen@ers decided ti1;t lfcfure they cnt
! the 1t,:ter.:s> thr,at 1t would Ne wise to "
have him: xtur til1tt= ltell They pulled
lli1n u, l,iS ftt> ;ts4tl >ht,11tGl In his tur,
a1td whe,l :he trellel his eyes. they
ytlletl: Il. ~: 81: :.:' II. " " =
.Dtll. stop 1Ili- hell: fuut 1,{ll::"t.
Tile lorter went tl1W1l III tha. .lslWyers== i
berth and stuck h1s hr!@t1 l,a<;vvet:,. t1,e=
curtains. " z:::: !: : T. " #: :5==::: nj ::== f.: :
...: "Dtd you ring. s;ll*'. DO ;tzl<et1. There
was l1o answer frutn thu: l.wHc.. though"
the bell kept Mp i1> ringing, while the
baby ran II rival 11oi>tnH.kinE factory
and its angry father Invented ma.nif~
cent swear words. .>::.
*'Did yon ring. sall:" repeated the por-
ter. and tile nervous mother began to
sob. =: :=.:.
But the lawyer slept swettly. one knee,
which had restIessly moved against tho
panel In the night. pressing the button
OF the electric bell, and it and the baby
did the rest.-New York Tribune.
1t should I}e In Every House.
j. b. Wilson. ST. Clay st., Sharps~
burg, Pa. rays be will not be without
DR.. Kings New Discovery for con-
sumption. coughs and colde, that It
cured his wife who WAS threatened
with pneumonia after an attack of Ia
grippe, when vari7us other remedies
and several ph> s1cans had done her
| IN Ennd. Robert Barrier. If Cooks
| port, Pa, claims DIR. kiuK's New Dis
rovery ha4 done him more Good than
| anything he ever used for juitE trouble.
| Nothing like it. Free trial bottle ut
W. 4. eavage'a drug store. L4rge
| bottle, 30 cri,ts and 81 90. .
A LuMbernhn. Rendezvous.