The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1892-02-25
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"A gpos mssy nss ere rsass iri<fsstNd
m hsriss .o,s than poverty seolishsd.
Oh. n.mms. Why does ths preacher
.i.sy.s.y Lastly 10 ,ss middle 81 bic ~
nori
-rbas. 10 nssy mss vho sosd rus
s..y Ne sss Doa ts'se his ls1ssi'
slors
He Matte. " ] osiy dared 70 iiss
yosi see Harry. y hsis,sr you are deaf
b. coward.
The u.np hss resctsd The boy day Of
bio prosperity When be Ia allowed 10 'leer
10 ,hs barn,
sov. Mssdy. h'ss eifeas 70 bs 20
s.gos. stat ~ Ireekos II gill be Jssor.
vbss 90 Al, The rips
III yea sacald zee your cell - Others
sse ,sa. yeu voalar'i trust yourself siso
yosr o.s poeieisoot.
"A woman delights 10 sspeshins 90
qssiaisnos. sspeoislly II she 10 permitted
10 DO nu~i Of the spestiog.
40 Irish philosopher ssys that II se do
10, strive TOT the, vtisb 10 Vui OF our
reach vs gill never get H.
There srs tvo kinds Of dogs. the good
ilpt ~hich belongs 10 yonrssli and The
worthless CUT tia, !. hep, BY Jour neigh
bor
Tramp fbesinnine) I've seen better
d.rs cair.n Yes. indeed. 10 have ]
Nasty a.y. i.at ~ Hope II will clear on
5000.
--Sbs-I love ell that Is grand, nobls.
msl.,ie aud besutiiuL Hs-Tbsnk you
yerr much. Miss Boston, bnt--er really
you cmbsfrass me.
Teacher Nos. vho can tell me the
dlaersaoe bstvsen thought spd medits
t,oni Johnnis - Meditation ID thought
the, hs. been cbewed 90,
--Pnkln. DIR. Killum has psid ave vie
ils 10 our house Bilkins -Myl Az $40 .
yisilf rbs,s expensive. Filkins ITS on
lysll. The las, four be w.s after bis
mouCy.
Her Dnty Was 10 Herself. He
Carrie. will you make ma the hsppiest q
msus She IL should like 10. Harry. bn,
ih,us prefer to rem ,in the hsppiesi OF
women.
New Boarder Il Bat cant lie on such
bed As that. I've always been used to q
. pnng mattress. Landlsdy We'll. We
dro~ our beds to sui, the seasons. This
ia summer mattress. II you hsd come
here 10 the sprins. you could have had =
spring MISTRESS. too.
A New Hampshire farmer Vas once
asked hos he made bosrders pay. He ssid
he found out What the bosrders didnt like
and then fed them on ii. A publisher Of .
newspaper cant do that,
Excited Passenger ION Southern rail
road Conductor. my wife has lost her
bonnet out oi the window. Conductor -
How long was ~ About halt 40 hour.
guess We can back up. Look out oil The
window aud see II yon can see Il.
For the love OF heaven. Amanda, said
Rev. DIR. Pourthly, calling TO bis wife in
tones OF thunder. come and take this squsl.
liLs baby ont Of the room before she driv
~ me crazy. AN wri.inga sermon on
Bearing ose Auothsr's Burdens.
-M,mma with some show OF indigus
tiopl Il have called you three times. !
an very much annoyed. Charlie (vho 10
very fond OF Bible stories) Well. the
Lord called Samuel three times. and be
didn't &c. msd sbout II, did hef
-wslter Bessnt ssks: Where are our
poets sons1 A Pennsylvania insane ssy
ium rasnsger states thst eight out Of ev'r ~
ten OF The ps,ients under his care are sds
dio,ei TO writing verse. II Mr.. Bsssnt
viii address letter to him he can probs.
bly, gol the desired information.
Mistress Ellen. when you have com.
PAW In the kitchen they must be more
quiet. l heard hilsri.y there last night, and
Ellen Sure. ma'am' Otve not seen .
Lsrity since Oh leit Tullamorc. Tss
Misiher Hogan, the junk man; an th
jokes ~ him wui make the Pope himself
die Wild lsughinl
Have done anything 10 offend Jon
darlinsf he asked brokenIy. To day you
passed me xi,hou, bovins, aud nov you
Of, there With such 40 air Of hauteur and
pride :. George. interrupted The girl With
The uBbeudina cir (in her voice there vas
. cadence sweeter than music 10 the
uiahl). have stiff neck.
Daring the sbsencs Of her better hall
Mrs. Otlsndcr T.. Jones 10 running the
Bodis Miner. assisted BY ,hree printers.
Les, week the iypcs were oil laid up BY
sickpes., and Mrs. Jones got the paper
out on time and all alone, With The excep'
ton Of the prees worn. Mr, Jones talks
Of raising her wages and dischsrsiug the
balance Of the force.
The little girl Who. being put d The
table by herself 81 dinner ~ punishment
said this grace before meat, o. Lord. ]
Thank thee thu, thou prepares. table Be
Tore ire 10 the presence Of my enemies.
vs. able 10 extract more comfort out Of
trial than mos, grown people Who end
themselves admitted 10 tbs outskirts o.
sccist, they are ambitious 70 enter.
"A mother ws esllins tho attention Of
her boy 10 the moon, which sAs 70 be seen
clearly pu, psllidiy 10 the early afternoon.
Why. you cant see ,he moon 10 The day.
,inei wplisd the younss.eL Oh. yea,
you csu there Il rs over the trecsf The