Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1892-09-23
PITH AND POINT.

Some cheap perfumes are not to bos'
shifted at.-Philadelphia Record.
The smaller the town, the moro its
leading citizen strute.-Atchison Globe.
Tho old age we are taught to reverence
never dyes its beard. Globe.
A cyclone Is all that is necessary to
raise u barn in tho West. Lowell
Courier.
When n song is sung so much that
every one dislikcs it, it is called popular.
Puck.
Candidates are like umbrellas always
wondering if thcy will be put up.-Bos-
ton Bulletin.
a crowded street car is the place to
see men stand up for woman's rights
Chicago Inter Ocean.
"There's poison in the ice cream,
now," said he. "Oh, then. le us die
together" said she.-Ncw York Press.
There probably never was man who
could wear carpet slippers without look
ing sloucl!y and worthless.
Globe.
al tell you, that fellow Bibbs hos
real good horse sense" "Yes; I struck
him for SIS and he promptly said nay"
Chicago Inter, Ocean.
There's an enduring sympathy between
the sman boy and the growing weeds.
lie has no desire to hurt them irf the
least.-Columtu Post.
By the time girl gets too old to tako
much Interest in paper dolls she is quite
old enough to take good deal OF interest
in pPer dollars. Journal.
Who tells me now to seek the amt,
Consider him and be WISE
When L SEQ his antshp spoil his health
With picnic lemon pies.
Puck.
Summer is the season when the low,
treacherous chuckle of the poison.vine
can be heard as it sees the city person
coming to wander in the WILDWOOD
Philadelphia Record.
There is time in girls life when
she tries on every hat she sees, for she
knows they are all becoming to her.
Poor thing, the time only lasts about a
year.-Atchison Globe.
Patcrfamilias- did you kiss ray
daughter against-her will, sir2" Jack
"Well, because-don't you ce-she
changed her mind when it was too latc.n
Kate Fields Washington.
"Hello, Jores, what are you doing
with your coat buttoned up to your chin2
Are you sick2" Jones-"Hush, don't
mention it; l have on tie that nv wife
selected. Chicago Inter- Ocean.
"Did Miss sowcrby have her photo
graphs taken yesterdaya" Eyes"
"Good likeness2" eyes, must have
been, for she refused to take them of
the photographer. boston Bulletin.
cannot sing the songs
This noisy crowd amid. p
cannot sing the old songs
Ihe'd mob me il did
Washington Star.
Pompous Judge-"I hope you have
much practice2" Young Lawyer
l have, thank you" ''I am glad to
hear it. And in what branch is your
practice mainly7" "Mainly in economy.n
Texas Siftings.
They were just engaged. awe had
better be married to morrow" said he.
$50 soonf" "M'hm, your father and
differ in politics, and there is no telling
how soon we may be deadly enemies"
indianapolis Journal.
iramp-"Say, Bill, what is wrong
with our pard over there2 He acts as Il
he was queered." Second Tramp-
"Hush-sh; he was arrested at tho last
town and made to take bath, and it
has touched his pride. - Chicago Inter-
Ocean.
People who think that the young
doctor charges enormous fees forget the
awful weight of responsibility that every
young doctor palpably carries around
with him for couple of years after he
gets out of the medical school.-Somer-
vile Journal.
A loud, rasping and impatient 8ice
rang out from the Kitchen. 1t was the
voice OF the new cook-"Mrs. Billus!n
well, Mary9" "You told me to bile
the warter, mem, and I've been bilin' it
an hour and half. want to know if
you think it's done YETI" Chicago
Tribune.