New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-11-24
THE Talk OF me D.iY.

Inst al present there seems to he an epidemic Of
OF strange happenings At modest estimate there
are about n hundred men rolling wheelbaTo"s ID
varlOls parts OF the country rs result Of the eIec-
tons. young pan in Toronto the othef Gay
swallowed a knife, fork and spoon OF large cali
bre. lie especially REGRETS the accident "hich le
eays escaped his notice at the tine, because the
articles make such n rat,ling in his stomach that
no cannot 70 out into society without being moru-
fed Twelve years ago screw lodged In the nose
OF an Allentown PENN boy without his knowing
t. and he was very much surprised when doctor
ook II out tie other day. Another pennsylvania
boy dled reccn Is BY swallowing some chewing
ulm And a man more than hundred years
old has been discovered in Ohio, who Is so feeble
that he has 70 use cane. and whose eyesist Is 80
rolr tnat he can hardly read the largest print with
inc ail - cl,s.os. We lad almost forgotten the
fact that tie Oldest Mason has just died. and that
the Oldest graduate Of Yale /, sill well and hearty
and firmly Convinced that Princeton Is not In 1t IN
football this year.
Ye. we should all think Of the poor on Thanks
S'':' ~ We should DID you give anything this years
~%a. 20"
Ihanks.r-tTcxas sifinss.
Mrs. Ma.aprop Of this city. Is wondering why tbs
German Emperor should fave far forgotten lis
dignity rs u preside at meeting Of the german
rag tls"
You can hoar Thankssivtn' comm with tie ioi,est
hlrd o. sound. -
You can hear tie turley holIeF for nile or Two
For h" Iaows that be IS IN &. he has b'ca In hs
An, H.. .a.s tia, every minute Is ics' sGr 10 Be- ID
You car lear rhanksgvin' comm with rush an vita
An the &a.vcs an forks Albumin as We pa lie
o. IT. jo y; every minute. IN the North an in ae
Tor .c turAey sobbers in it, an we're va'ogn 1t
~'e mouth ATLANTA Cons',;u,ior.
4 "lone endurance piano player 0: III, city las
been beaten hy an Flmira woman. TIE contest "ls
f- 500 side AID the condition vas that each
playc- should keep bl,h hands al work without eeS
saton.
Us Pairing sAo'.-lle-rut couldn't You learn TO
'V s.e III ONT think I could George ,, van
IL. .r,4c.lns for D., habit =, 49, ieafea' foa
pre 30 OH t. lclrn.- Chicago Tiblae.
The Christian Inquirer" Of th.s city ioen't lie
the idea Of church choir singer appearing In sunday
evening concert after singing 81 the evening service
IN church ~Conceye. II possible" It SAYS. how
angels in Heaven must listen TO Jesus. Lover OF Ny
soul, or to the sublime verses Of Augustus VI. I'p-
lsdy's Rock Of Ages Cleft for Me- sung. however
svec,ly. ly one Who "a IN haste TO be through II 70
get 70 theatre concert IN an adjoining street. Mu'h
u modern church music IS cheat. humbus ana b'as'
pAemy.'
A. -ou.Asca-shc-oh. James. how grand III =
IS, How wonderful! l do 50 Tx, to hear t.e Oh
VI i .e do I. Elizabeth please keep Qaiet-(M'd
crn society.
A Western cattleman says that hungry and thirsty
cattle sometimes deliberately commit suicide
Many good stories have been tod Of the seadiss
II IN. scottish churches, The latest Is as soo9 as
any. one sabbath morning. when minister VI az
AYRSHIRE Established chufch Wls aooue had not
ari we'd. He instructed the be2d!r' VINO wa 81
le.l man. 10 ring the bell for i've minutes iSnssr
While they waited ~ see II John came. When he re-
turned tie minister inquired Has John come yetI
40. sir" answered the bcade. Most extIuor-
binary! What are We To- a. Macs see yo n1 For
dayi, All no srr repl cd the beadle; - conldna
dao that Mbllns could tax your place ou'
coudna' taxi John's."-lboSton Ir"Vehef
A scientist SAYS that II an orange is shot exactly
through the CENTRE II is scattered Into such small
pieces that It IS at once lost to sight.
So you think Charley means to marry youi'
I'm sure or IT,
No but he asked permission in future to give me
only useful presents. "-(IIsrpers Weekly.
A funeral on bicycles recently took place In an
English town The dead man who had been ths
captain OF bicycle club, requested before his DEATH
that his body should b. conveyed TO the cemetery on
BICYCLES and TO make the event complete ITO meii'
bers OF the club went Oh bicycles.
Their Moneys worth.-City Mniser-Do you actu.
ally tell that your congregation endurcs s"rhoh'
threc-quarters OF an hour long, 5000
while that. on the salary they paid mo, ought
preach an hour. but I managed 10 get Tie TN"
rcdgccd.-(I indianapolis Journal
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