St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-01-01
SUNRISE SIGNALS.

There there, my little man." said the
kind old lady, ''what are you crying about so
bitterly?"
"My-my-boo hoo-my sIster-gug gug-
won't let me go with the rest of 'em in-in-
the straw-ride par-par-party."
''Oh, well, you must never mind little
thing like that What is your nameg'
''JC-Jo-Jonah."
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Anton Rubinstein. the Russian pianist, de-
clines to make concert tour of the United
States, and gives out that he has ceased play
ing in public. This would seem to indicate
that Rube's boarding house is in a somewhat
secluded location.
If any one is holding back Uncle Sans III
timatnm to Chilli, he is requested to step aside
and let her ultimate"
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Despite the fact that his veins are not boil
ing over with the rich, blue blood of royalty.
an American girl has captured the heart of
RudySrd Kipling. Perhaps the marriage reg
lister Will reveal the true name of the English
storyette teller.
man in Elmira, n. Y, is proclaimed to
have skin one inch thick He will never
bring any libel suits.
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The only really authentic war cloud with
signature attached and name blown on the
bottle, appears to be the pardoning of Com
modore McCalla by President Harrison.
"a
By careful estimate it is found that it will
cost Si,OO0,000 to put new wings on the White
mousse fa
Wings"
care not who writes the worlds fair poem,
so long as can drop around subsequently
and claim the authorship.-Col. John A.
Joyce.
Our bright and breezy evening contem-
porary, the Chicago Post, publishes ''The
Story of Ghosts Kiss" We are told that
nothing can be more intangible and unsatis-
factory than the kiss of ghost unless It be
the parting salutation of the girl who refuses
your matrimonial proposal, but promises to
be sister to you.
What,with Bandit Catarino CARA standing
off Mexico and little Chill making big bluff
al the United States the minority parties APP
pear to be making bold stand in the world.
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A luminous exchange informs us that
Daniel Webster was able to repeat all of the
constitution of the United States. word for
word, including punctuation stops If
Daniel repeated the punctuation stops il was
dead give away of his articulation.
@*
You can now write it MDCCCXCH-but you
won't be very likely to do it. Life is too
short.
A happy New Year to Tom Lowry. and may
the glad advent of 1893 find no man on the
Cedar street crossing Of the 'loop.'' who has
patiently waited twelve months to ''catch
car"
Here's happy New Year to Milwaukee,
Cream-tinted and famous for beer;
We will meet for nice, quiet talkee.
When the clans Democratic come here.
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A glad New Year to Baby Ruth;
Il fathers pride. mothers joy;
Your luck is very good forsooth.
Because you're not a bouncing boy.
For had you been a bouncing boy,
From dewy morn tlkday was done
These maddening words would peace de-
stroy-
Hes nothing but his fathers son.
By 4 o'clock this afternoon the few surviv-
ing turkeys in the United States can draw a
long breath.
By all means Fire Alarm Foraker should
be elected to the United States senate He is
typical Republican. Sherman. is too
brainy..
Up to the hour of going to press no one
has asked of Col. Elliott F..shepaid the loan
of his brains.
Chill is booked for a date at the worlds
fair, but if matters international with Chilli
continue to go on from bad to worse she
may go to Chicago in the shape of "a re-
MAINS"
If Gov Humphrey, of Z, Kansas, wants to
''get the best" he will appoint the brainiest
Republican in the state. John j. ingalls,, to
succeed the late Senator Plumb. Indications
however. point to the fact that Gov Hum
phrey is trying to make a selection from a
job lot bargain counter.
There is absolutely nothing now too rich
latest proprietor. Carter Il. Harrison, has in
troduced into its columns the personal pro-
noun So editorial with autograph sigma
ture and duplex, elliptcal, idiomatic chain
sentences.
A happy New Year to the Pioneer Press
and hearty congratulations upon its new &C.
QUESTION in the managing editors chair The
unities will now continue to be preserved
from day to day with neatness and dispatch.
Bon voyage. A votre sante.
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Lunatic Edward NJ Field is securing con-
siderable free whisky nowadays by means of
an alleged attempt to starve himself to DEATH
However, this is not the first time whisky
has been secured under false pretenses, and
a consensus of public opinion would doubt
less, indicate that the placid public firmly
believes there is much method in the mad
ness of young Mr.. Field.
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A happy New Year to Gov. Merriam, to
gether with the positive assurance that the
GLOBE is still vigilantly on guard over his
vice presidential boom.
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Anent the late Vanderbilt episode in New
York, it must make the cold chlls run up
ones back to have wild eyed man step up on
the doorstep and say: Your brains or your
life!'
GOV. RUSSELL.
The Russell presidential boom seems
to have seasoned its sauce with insect
powder.-Wa Washington Post.
The New England papers are doing
their level hest RI hOom IIOy RuscplI nf