Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-07-24
NO. o..
THE LIME KILN CLUB.

Brother GariueF's Objections tn the Pres
ldeney--fsal.s and Regulations.
81 hold heah In ms hand.r said Brother
Gardner, IA the meeting opened In due form.
"a Iettah from do office of de mayor OF Gin
cinnati axing ms II will be candydate fur
president ia issts an adsiin' dat | am called
by six millyon Guild pcople Do seckretary
OF dis lodge will write him a letter In reply.
He viii write do word Chestnufsr sigu my
name below. an direct it to dis anxious In
ennrcr Dat word exactly expresses my
feeiin&
lin do fust place, | ar no mo fit to be
president Of dis United States dan q 'possum
ar 70 teach Greek In do next place. hev
Earned from sad experience dat sich honeyed
words conceal an object Eight y'ars ago .
man in Chicago announced dat | was de
choice OF twenty states fur president He
cum on yere ten days afterwards an bor-
rowed so Of mo an have nsbber seen him
sinca Fo vars ago pussun in Buffalo pro
dicted dat | would be nominated ON boaf
tickets, aud week later he showed up heah
an boarded ON mo two weeks an skipped out
wild my best suit II was suggested last var
dat bc nominated fur guv'nor OF dis state
Dat suggestion cost me Si3 Dis yere In
dividual In Cincinnati will be sloshing around
dis way next week II he doan' git dat letter.
/
/ board.
Il say 20 you my friends. do wust befooled
man In tho kentry arm de man who wants Of
fca He's everybody's game. Do man who
thinks hos got political call has made mis-
take What he takes fur de voice of de na-
shun am simply dc voice of de fool killer. FIJI
or unfit, want &C osss..os, nor viii accept Of
any nomination. II dis yere Lime Kiln club
kin lead dis ksntry on TO fame and glory dat's
honor nutf fur any Of us Isay yere an now
to de people at large dat IT will be useless 10
waste amy postage on me, an de man who soft
! soaps me agin has got to do 1t while | ar
= asleep"
Brother Stepback Smith wanted to inquire
II Brother Gardner would not change hss
mind in case his nomination was spontane~
GUS
'No, sahi" was the vigorous reply. Oar
am no sich thing. to begin with. De people
Of this kentry doan' git up an howl fur any
particular man. Oars too much good tim
!, ber Whar' any howlin Is dun, IL Is paid fur
y ut 40 much per howl Sot down, Bruddes
Smith-sot down an feel mo- dan ebcr deter
y mined TO wash yer hands OF politics AN what
1t leads to-"
THE REoUIsITEa
A letter from the secretary of the No. Il
g club, located at Terre Haute, Ind, stated thai
2 be had been authorized TO ask tho Lime Kiln
q TO affiliate and asked what was required OF I
Y candidate for membership In the club.
y "De rules an regulashuns hey bin publishes
~ seberal times" said Brother Gardner In an
swer. but will state EN- agiE 1ur de benef
of de public. Dey ares
N II. II de applicant has cher bin In Jail b
10 mus be able to prove by three reputable wit
:, uesSes dat he was arrested by mistake.
q ~ II hs has run away from his wife b
" mus make oath dat IL was impossible to Iii
u wild her an injoy religun at do same time.
n "a He mus be industrious, honest an,
y peaceable.
2 -. II he has eber bin publicly charged VII
$ liftin' chickens, de fact should he stated. no
" dat IL will be counted agin him, but dat W
may keep him out Of fucher temptashun.
. Is He mus be able 10 make his mark wi
hs pen or pencil an do harder he kin spell al
cipher Dc better it viii be fur him.
y, % DE applicant mus he entirely claar I
y debit own $40 wuth Of property. an hey
~ gineral reputashun as a respectable citizen. v
ne NOT As BoDy
la Giyeadam Jones arose to ask for informi
IN tion. lie had been asked several times II Il
Ne Lime Kiln club was 10 be represented at q
'se Paris exposition. but not being posted w
he' unable 10 reply.
ih' 1T viii not bs represented as u body" n
piled Brother Gardner Amy Of our men
'os bers who drap ober dar win take deir ca'ds,
ea membership. Of cose. but dey will not ofiish
iee ally represent do club. 1t air now time {,
IN. dis meetsn to disperse an 20 homewardan y
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