St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-04
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There may be other walks of life in which
Senator John B. Hompe would shine pre-
eminently above the versatile Sage of Mimi
ger. But from a literary point of view, as
compared with Donnelly, Senator Hompe
cannot write little bit. just now the
Mimi esota candidate for president of the
United States is proceeding to write the dis
tinguished senator from Otter Tail county
to a stands till.
One of the depressing results of the Blaine
domestic contr Oversy lies In the fact that
the discussion drags James G. Blaine Jr.
from obscurity and renders it necessary to
suffix senior" to the old mans name.
+ "Will the coming man use both armsT' in
quires an exchange. He will or go hungry.
Anything oming from the pen of James
G. Blame is certain to command wide
perusal," says the Pittsburg Commercial
Gazette. Certainly. even including the I'M
grammatical letter declining presidential
nomination.
The semi-monthly plot to assassinate the
czar has just been given to the PRESS
About this time look out for frost. Sir
William Thompson, in a lecture before the
Royal Institute of London, stated that in less
than 10000, 900 years the remnant of human
itY remaining on earth will be frozen to
death
What sort of spring styles are they showing
in mugwumps?-DavidB B. HILL
Why not compel presidential candidates
to submit to civil service examination?
Stranger Tin visitors gallery in the house)
I fail to see any operating chairs or teeth
pulling going on.
Shocked Companion-Why, man alive, this
if not dentists Office.
Stranger-What is the use, then, of so much
gas?
In st. Paul last week poor sewing girl
lost in the street roll of bills amounting to
Sl06, the product of many years of toll which
she had saved to purchase for herself an
artificial leg. Fortunately the money was
found by little girl whose parents restored
it on seeing the loss advertised. Winnebago
City Press News.
pendix to the above, and to be read in con-
nection Herewith, it should be remembered
that the poor girl advertised her loss in the
little girl who found the money read the ad
and Immediately returned the cash.
metropolitan caily'' is advertising in
st. Paul paper for lady descriptive
writer. What's the matter with Marie
Nevins Blaine?
The story that Senator Sherman would re-
sign bore all the ear-marks of Joe Null
hatton fake, together with a number of
peculiarly complicated brands not noticed on
Mulhatton's specials"
The federal supreme courts decision con-
corning the Mckinley bill only demonstrates
that government can become constitution
ally oppressive as well as otherwise
A aPete Maher" organ before the fight
said that Bob Fitzsimmons had malaria and
was mo good.'' But after the fight it ap-
pears that Bob had $4,000 to the good.
o A'Chicago man has the writing case upon
.
took to pen poem OF passion upon it, but
the lid few up. struck him ON the nose, and
scattered divine affiatus all around the roo m
Whenever the young kaiser opens his
mouth he Immediately puts his foot in it
! and the young kaser's foot. by the way, is
not a remarkably small one.
Gen. Ayers presidential boom is still
plaintively beseeching the public to listen to
its tail of woe.
{ Now that Jay Gould has Endorsed the
church $4,000 worth. it remains to be seen
whether or no the church will in dorse Mr.
Gould.
No, Silas, pundit Is not a person who
makes puns for the funny papers. Accord
ing to Web a pundit is learned man. or at
least a man supposed to be endowed with a
glimmer of human intelligence, all of which
is extremely absent in the punster.
We gather from recent dispatches that Edi-
tor CARA is only waiting for grass in order
to welcome the regular armies of two repub
lies with bloody hands to hospitable graves
Those captious Republicans who are in
clined to cavil at the frequent 'lapses'' from
the senate chamber Of one David B. Hill, are
gently reminded that, up to date. he has ac-
complished as much as any other one sena-
tor in that distinguished body. Mr. BILL is a
very active man. and so long as the United
States senate continues to do nothing but
hibernate and draw pay. MT. Hill cannot be
seriously blamed for refusing to hibernate
with them.
Senator Hoar is Isick. Chicago Times.
Well. the Chicago university is yawning for
another 81, 0O0,0 900 donation.
yilette-I just learned that May Yon Dolce
was married to Gus Brederick.
Madeline-ImpossibleI
Vilette-Why SO?
Madeline-Why, they have known each
other for over two years.