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Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-12-27
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PITTsBURG, TUESDAY, DEC. 2. 1892.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-12-27
A LOOK AROUND.

THERE are certain complications in the
local political fight which remind me OF
story which used to be told by Captain Will
lam Riddle, of Allegheny. During hot en-
gagement the General in command was gal
Looping from one part of the lines to another
accompanied by Riddle. Presently they
came upon four soldiers carrying stretcher
upon which lay wounded man, pallid. dull
eyed and apparently in very bad way.
just then a she'll exploded in the midst OF
the group and there was general scatter
ing. The smoke and dirt cleared away, and
there was nothing to be seen OF the little
party except one man, who was running
away rapidly. "Come back, you internal
coward!' shouted the General; "come back
and take care of the wounded man." The
runner halted long enough to shout back,
'Don't worry, General, bout me! I'm the
wounded man."
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-12-27

lam told by an old man who has had
much TO do with the financial affairs of the
Economics that their accommodations do not
at this time amount to more than three or
four millions at the utmost. For some years
they have been unfortunate in many of
their investments and several of their in
dustrial establishments have caused losses
instead OF bringing in profits for four or five
years.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-12-27

''Yes." assented Mrs. Smith, ''she has
pretty face but think that it has & rather hard
expression. don't you?''
..That's because her complexion is enameled."-
Buffalo Express.
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The oovernment,a Condition.

Byrequest of the Ways and Means
Committee of the House, Mr.. Spauld-
ing Assistant Secretary of the Treas
ury, was before it, and was questioned
as to the condition of the Nations
finances. From his statements it APP
pears that the receipts from tariff du-
ties during the current year compared
with the preceding, are about 500 ,000,-
600 less. That is, that the Mckinley
act, while increasing the average tariff
duty over 20 per cent, has reduced
the receipts the above amount And
under the extravagant appropriations
of the last Congress the surplus has
dwindled until there is but about $780,
100000 visible, and this remnant only
by the reissue of large amount of 2
per cent. bonds. And the pension
claims are still mounting up additional
millions each month. If party ever
had a thoroughly damning fiscal re-
cord to, go before the country with,
it does seem that the Republican
party will have one to face the current
year.
The treasury contains $160,O00,0O0
gold, a second reserve fund for the
redemption OF greenbacks amounting
to over $30O,O0OO00. Mr.. Spaulding
claimed that there is no law forbid
ding the use of this fund by the Gov
eminent for current expen ,es. II
this be true that reserve fund will go
like the $100,0O0,0OO surplus before
the end OF Harrison's administration
It is doubtful II any European mon
arch can exhibit more prohigate
and reckless use of peoples money
than has the Harrison administra-
ton during its three years of tenure,
Is it wonderful if it should like to
have the peoples attention directed
from the uninviting picture with a
little foreign war? II would make the
issueo of bonds imperative. while it
would be TO, plead guilty to utterly
reckless, legislation if such necessity
should transpire in time of profound
peace and tranquility.-Nashville Her
aid.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1892-01-28

One word with regard to the ore It onened
better than we expected. 1t ismostly hematite;
but there are some brown ores As to the
quantity well, so far as our experience goes,
and so far as the development has gone, there
appears to be no reason for the present genera
ton troubling themselves on this point Our
manager reports that the ores are well within
the Bessemer limits. Exclusive of the ores
which we shall require to burn in our own
furnace, we shall be able to sell surplus ore at
the rate of 100 tons to 200 tons dav Hon H. H.
Bland, Director of the Embreville Freehold,
Land, Iron and Railway Company, at recent
meeting Of stockholders in London.
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What Shall We Tax?

Shall we tax property or debt?
Shall we tax what'a man owns, or
what he owesH
Shall we tax processes Of production
or productsH
Shall we tax what wealth man has
already accumulated, or what he ex-
poets to accumulate?
These questions can be answered
only in one way. A state wishes to
bring within its taxing power more
wealth. 1t should not obstruct the
productive power of its citizens. II
should not hamper their credit. II
should not tax their enterprise, ener-
gies and foresight. 1t should EN-
courage all means of accumulation,
and trust to the tax on the accumu.
lations. By its laws it should encour-
age the introduction Of such things as
give value to its mines, to its agricul-
tural lands, to it's city property.
Land can not hide itaelf, it can not
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1892-01-28
VOTE AS YOU PLEASE.

Cut Out This Coupon and Vote for
Your Favorite For Mayor.
In order to get a correct expression
from the people as to their choice for
Mayor in the approaching municipal
contest, The COMET has decided to
hold primary, as it were, and give
the people chance to name candi-
date in advance. The coupon will be
published until March LIST and the re-
suit of the balloting will be published
every Sunday. Every legal voter is
entitled to one vote and unless the
name is signed the ballot will not be
counted. The name of the voter will
not be published but is necessary to
keep down repeating" The ballot
box is at The COMET Office.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1892-01-28

leave the State. In quantity, it is the
same yesterday, today and forever.
In quantity only not in value; not
in usefulness. These depend on the
addition OF labor and capital to land
Manifestly then while we should
make all property bear its just burden
of taxation, while no Sinking should
be allowed, we should tax property,
but not debt.
In drafting our laws relating to tax
alton we confuse two very different
subjects; the things subject to taxa
ton, and the methods of taxation
The result is that our methods are
often confused and inoffesive, and our
zeal to "tax everything in sight" we
offer special inducements for the con-
ceslment OF wealth, and drive it to
cover.
Mortgages should not be taxed, for
they are not property they are evil
dences Of debt.
Tax the property,whether it is mort
gagged or not when that Is done the
mortgage is by right exempt.
This is no hardship to the property
owner, who is the borrower; on the
contrary it is a relief, for in the end
he must pay the tax on the mortgage
as surely as he pays the interest.
If we could settle first what is prop
erty, settle first what we wish to tax
what it is right, fair and just to tax
we would not have any serious diff
Guilty in so constructing our tax laws
as to reach all shirkers. Confusion
arises not from methods of taxation
but from false ideas as to the things
which should be subject to taxa
ton.
| The bill now before the Legislator,
is, in some respects, an improvement
on the existing law; in other respects
it will not work so we'll. The subjec
should receive careful attention, anC
it should be discussed with great full
ness and frankness. We should hav,
law approved by intelligent public
opinion; one which will stand I'm
changed for years. Every alteration
Of the laws taxation is an injury alik
to the State and the community.
The new law does away,as it should
with one excuse for collector of bacl
taxes. There should be no ba k take
1t is as easy for me officer having tn
power to collect taxes as for another
There is room here for reform, and W
should have it.-Courier-J ournal.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1892-01-28


NJ. E. Church, South Rev. K, c. Atkins, Pastor
Services every Sunday at 1920 AN. and 7:45 p.
M. Sunday School AZ AM, J, q. King, Supt.
Watauga Sunday school, M. e. Church, South,
meets at Lusk s Institute at 900 A. NJ, every
sunday, J. W, Crumley, Supt.
M. E. Church-Rev. G. W, Coleman, Pastor. Ser
vices every Sunday at 1870 AM. and 7:45 Pm.
Sunday school at m, G. II. Jennings, Supt.
Glass meeting each Sunday at 8 p. m.
Presbyterian Church-Rev. J. G. Cowan, Pastor.
Services every Sund5y at 1920 AN. and AS Pm
Sunday School at AM, R. A. Wood, Supt
Baptist Church-Rev. J. II. Snow, Pastor. Serv-
ices every Sunday at 1890 AM. and z: 45PM.
Sunday School at AM, J. A. Cargille, Supt,
East Carnegie Mission sunday School, Baptist,
Church, MI cts in East Carnegie at 800 O'Clock
each sunday afternoon, ]. ]. Adams Supt.
Christian Church-Elder D. 7. Buck, Pastor.
Services every Sunday at 1880 Am. and 7:45PM.
Sunday School at AM. J M uaunt Supt.
Carnegie Mission Methodist Church-Rev 7. b.
Russell, Pastor Services every Sunday at
10:S0A. NJ. Sunday School at A. M. Rev. T.
B. Russell. Supt.
Episcopal Mission G. Wells, Missionary
Services every Sunday at IL AM. Sunday
School at 10 AM,
Cumberland Presbyterian Mission Chnrch-Rev
T. B. McAmis, Pastor. Services every LIST and
4th Sabbaths in Y. M. G. A. Hall. Sunday
School every Sabbath at A. M, f. P. Baxter,
Supt.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1892-01-28

There is another point, and that is as regard
the fuel 1t is no use having good ore with
out you have good fuel. When we we're out
there saw coke of excellent quality going by
our doors as it were; right through the State Of
Tennessee to Alabama, which is growing won
derfully in the manufacture of iron. If this
coke is taken past our doors we must be in a
better position as far as cheapness goes in pro-
ducing our pig iron there Taken altogether,
think our position is first class Director
Dalsleish, of the Embreville Freehold, Land
Iron and Railway Company, at recent meet
ng OF stockholders held in London.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1892-01-28

THE Knoxville Journal has boiled
down the presidents message to this
at is absolutely necessary to protect
American soldiers and subjects in
every part of the world, and if neces-
sary, to force respect for the flag of the
country"
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1892-01-28
LODGES AND ORDERS.
MASONIC

johnson City Lodge No. 4S6, F. and A. NJ Dr.
&c. s. Miller, w. NJ Ike I. lobe, Secretary.
Meets LIST and Sd Tuesday of each month at $50
IN, in their hall ON Market Street.
Thos. E. Matson Royal Arch Chapter, No. 1871,
meets LIST Thursday nights in eachmonth.
John Mongle. H. P. e, G. Reeues, X.
s. 1. Boring. Secretary.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1892-01-28

The presidents message smacks of
war. Ben may be little man but he
can declare war as big as anyone and
Congress will, no doubt, stand to him
in this matter.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1892-01-28

The Cranberry mines of magnetic ore hav
xposed to view VEIN four hundred feet wide,
Of unlimited depth, and twenty eight miles in
length OF this wonderful vein Prof. John r.
Proctor, State Ge0loelst Of Kentucky SAYS.
1.-THE uncovered mass Is 20,000000 tons Of ore to
be mined by simple querrying In open cut, and
| doubt II an ore of like excellence can be ID
ivered on cars at less cost elsewhere n AmeYi.
ca. I is ore Ia nearer to coke than any Besse-
mer steel ore known 10 me-"
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1892-01-28

If we should have war with Chill
there are good many men in this
country we would like to take chances
in it.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1892-01-28

CH1Lr win not apologize, perhaps,
until Uncle Sam gets ready to spank
the little imp.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1892-01-28
Favors Col. Thos. E. Matson.

JOHNSON City, Jan. 25, 1899.
EDITOR COMET II beg leave to offer
the name OF Col. Thos. E. Matson as a
nominee for Mayor. He is identified
among us as a promoter Of the public
interest-has vast experiences, knows
what's needed to make our town a
progressive, go-ahead Git thar Eli"
Yours for Matson,
TAMMANY ALL.
W. H. CooNEY, Elk Member.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1892-01-28

THERE are newspaper Offices where
scissors sharpener and sawset are
more in demand than pencil shar-
pener.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1892-01-28
johnson City, Tenn, Jan. %, 1899.

QuAYs yindiOative is a travesty on
justice,
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1892-01-28

THE Atlanta Constitution is trying
to create Hill boom, but, as yet, it is
not abnormally large.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1892-01-28
CIIY DIRECTORY
JOHNSON CITY Law COURT.

don. A. ]. Brown, Judge. s. H. l.. Cooper, Cl'k.
P. II. Pouder, Deputy Clerk.
ConVenes Sd Monday OF April, Aug. and Dec.
JOHNSON CITY CHANCERY COURT.
Hon. Jno.P. Smith, Judge. A. B. Bowman, CAM.
p. IL. Pouder, Deputy e. and M.
Convenes LIST Monday IN June and December
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1892-01-28

General Delivery-0pen week days from s A. M.
to 2 p. NJ Open Sundays from TO $50 A. M,
l.S0 to $50 and 4:SO to $3.50 P. M. Money Order
Department open week days only-9 IN. to Pm.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1892-01-28

]. W. Crumley, President. H. W. Lyle Secretary
Meets every sunday al 2 p NJ. Reading Room
open every evening from to 10.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1892-01-28

A COLD waive--to waive protest on
a 80 day note.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1892-01-28

AN apology or blood says Uncle Sam
and I've been put to so much trouble
don't care darn which.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1892-01-28
BOARD OF TRADE


VIM. G, Mathes, President. Cy. H. Lyle, Sec
Meets Monday nights-Rooms, East Main st.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1892-01-28

WHATS the matter with sending
Talt Hall after Cara.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1892-01-28
OUR LETTER BOX.
Who is your Choice For Mayor and
Why do You Favor Him.

In this column THE COMET will pub
hsh communications relative to the
approaching contest as they are re-
ceived.l THE COMET is for the people
and believes in giving the people a
chance to express themselves on pub.
lie matters. Write your views short
and to the point.
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1892-01-28

John Sewer Lodge No. SO, meets every Thursday
night at TOO. Hall in the Broyle's Building
Market Street.
II, w. Lyle, @. c, N. R. Miller, v. c.
Unaka Division No. %, q. r, K. p, meets I'd
Tuesday night Of each month.
j. A. M0ngle, Capt, w. w. Whitesides Lieut.
w II Crawford Herald
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1892-01-28
GUN CLUB.

DR.. j. w. Cox, President; e. S. Wolfe. Vice i,
p HI Woford, Sec end Treas; H. L. Williams,
Capt. Shoots every Friday afternoon, in Love I
Addition.
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CHURCH DIRECTORY.

w, y. Il. U.
Gets every Thursday at p, M. Room No
Eagle Building
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1892-01-28
CORPORATION OFFICERS.

Ike T. lobe. Mayor. Geo. P. Crouch, Recorder.
Robt L. Remine, Z. of r.; A. K. Johnson, City
Atty; r. q. Hunter, City Constable; Dr. H. s.
Bolton, City Physician. Meets LIST Thursday OF
each month
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1892-01-28
X. OF H.

johnson City Lodge No. 3O59, meets every Fri
day evening at T. Rooms over Fshback & Wei
gers. Geo. P. Crouch. Dictator; Ike 7. Jobe V
D.; J. E, Wade. Reporter; Will Harr, d. G. D.
Home Lodge of Vim. Mathes, @. ID. of the State
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1892-01-28

EAST TENNESSEE, VIRGINIA d GEORGIA.
In Effect Sunday May "a, 1884,
Trains Leave Johnson City for Knoxville, Cleve-
land and Chattanooga as follows;
No, ! Nos Nos
Lv Johnson City l:l7p.m 11:26 pm 7:S9am
Trains for Briatol and Points East Leave John.
son City as follows:
No.2 No4 No. "A
Lv Johnson City S:48pm 5:l8a.m 7:S4p,m
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1892-01-28
I. Q. 9. :.

Watauga Lodge No 2l9, meets every Monday
night; in Knights OF Pythias Hall, East Makre
Street. W. A. Dickinson, District Noble Grant
]. A. Mongle, Noble Grand; Geo W. Hughes
Vice Grand; Ed Strain, Fec; D. n. Mcleod, Treas
The comet. (Johnson City, Tenn.) 1884-1916, 1892-01-28

Meets I'd and 4th Thursday nights in each
month, al 30 O'Clock p. M, hall over San Marco
Restaurant Mai. A. Cantwell, Commander; J.
NJ Erwin, Adiutant
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1892-05-05
NOTICE or FORECLOSURE SALE
WILLIAM MINER, Plaintiff, !
No. 434.

|
VS..
JOSEPH +. PAYErTE, Sheriff's sale on
The BANK OF ABERDEEN { order of decree
Ia corpOratiOn) and and foreclosure
CHARLES JOHNSON, Def'ts. J sale.
Under and by virtue of an order of sale and
decree of foreclosure and sale issued out of the
Superior Court OF the county of Chehalis, state
OF Washington, on the 9Th day of April, A. D.
1892 wherein the above named plaintiff OBJ
tanned u Judgment and decree of foreclosure
and sale against Joseph 4. Payette, The Bank
OF Aberdeen Ia corpOration) and Charles John
son, defe dants OH the Goth day of February
A. ID. 1892, for the sum of Two hundred eighty
four and seventy-three hundredths ($28d.73)
dollars in lawful money of the United States
besides interest, costs and increased costs,
ruary, a. d. 1892, recorded In Judgment book
Journal ~ of said court at pages 433 and 234,
am commanded to sell all that certain lot, piece
or parcel of land situate lying and being IN
Chehalis county, state Of Washington, and
bounded and described as follows, tO-wit: Lot
number four "a in block number &c" i'll South
Aberdeen in the city of Aberdeen according to
the recorded plat thereof.
Notice is hereby given that on Saturday, the
18th day of May, A. d. 1892, at one o'clock y. III
OF that day, in front of the court hous. door of
to said order OF sale and decree OF foreclosure
and sale, all the above described property, or
so much thereof as may be necessary to satisfy
said judgment, with interest, costs and in
creased COSTS to the highest and best bidder,
for lawful money of the United States.
Dated Tuesday, 10Th day of Apr |, A. D. 1892
II. II. CARTER,
Sheriff Chehalis County, Wash.
Date first publication April Ia, 1882.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1892-05-05
SUMMONS.
STATE OF WASHINGTON,i 49,
COUNTY OF CHEHALIs, or.


THE CITIZENS BANK OF NEBRASKA. al
corporation organized and exist
ing as State bank Plaintiff,
VS. No al
MICHAEL HoFFELT and MARY HoF- (
FELT his wife, Louis BLUM, and
HEMAN K. FINCH, as assignee of
LOUIS BLUM, Defendants
To the above named defendants:
are hereby notified that The Citizens Bank of
Nebraska, corporation organized and exist
ing as State Bank plaintiff, has filed a
complaint against you in the Superior
court of Chehalis County, holding terms at
sixty days after the first publication of this
summons, to wit: Sixty days after the 10th
day of March, 1892 and unless you appear
and answer the same on or before the 10th day
Of May, 1892, the same will be taken as con
fessed, and the prayer of the said complaint
granted. The object and prayer of said COM
plant is to obtain judgment and decree of
foreclosure of certain mortgage given and
made by defendants, Michael Hoffelt and Mary
Hoffelt, bis wife. to one NJ. NJ Bray to secure
the principal sum of 81, $4,000 gold coin, dated
September II, 1890 and for costs, disbursements
and attorneys fees, alleged to be reasonably
worth $250O0 Said mortgage having been
given as a conveyance of and lien upon West
one-half Lot IL in Block 81 Samuel Benn's Plat
of the town of Aberdeen, also Block g. Wishkah
(now part of Aberdeen, all in Chehalis county,
State of Washington; in which said property it
is alleged, the defendants Louis Blum, and
have or claim to have some interest
H. NJ SUTTON,
SEAL Clerk.
By M. p. TRAsK,
Deputy.
CoWDEE q MCKINLAY.
Attorneys for Plaintiff
Date Of first publication the 10th day of
March, 1892.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1892-05-05
Spring in walIa WaIla.

In the Walla Walla valley, Wash,
spring is as far advanced as in western
Oregon. Crocuses and hyacinths are in
bloom, hlaca are in bud and cherry and
peach trees y.-iil soon bs III full blossom.
The winter was II mild and short one 10
that favored locality.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1892-05-05
The Family Cake.

You can't eat your cake and have it, "
said the wife to her complaining hus.
band.
'And can't cat yours and get rid of
It," he replied, branching off into an
other division OF domestic infelicity.-
Detroit Free Press.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1892-05-05
French Tansx IYafers.

Ladies will find these waters Just what
they need, and can be depended upon
every time to give relief. Safe and sure.
Can be sent BY mail sealed securely.
Price, 500 per box. For sale at City
Drug store. If
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1892-05-05
A Hungry Eagle.

One day last week Mr.. P. 9. Thorp
shot sea gull in the harbor of South
port, N. g., but before the bird could be
secured a large bald eagle, hitherto I'M
noticed, swooped down and carried off
the gull. soon disappearing with it in
the direction of Fort Caswell.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1892-05-05

reis Or the powerful iron monlUor Mian-
tonomoh, where the company has placed
four of its perfected fan outfits. These
are not, as might be supposed, to cool
off the gunners, but to blow away the
smoke from the guns. This certainly is
novel use for the electric fan.-Elec-
tricity.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1892-05-05
Paris I.ihrariyA.

In spite Of Che pressure of modern life
and the abundance of periodical litera-
ture, l,271 .435 books from the Paris
municipal libraries have been read dur
ing the year.-European Herald
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1892-05-05
The LOSS in Artificial Lights.

1t is stated that in candle light, lamp
light or gaslight the waste is more than
50 per cent In other words, if they
could be SO obtained as not to throw
anything away, they would give nearly
100 times the illumination which they
do afford. Even the electric light is
mostly waste. w Washington Star.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1892-05-05
A Group OF Wealthy Men.

A group of men who meet almost
daily at lunch in the cafe Of the Chicago
club includes Marshall Field. Potter
Palmer and l.. u. Letter, who began life
as clerks in dry goods stores, and are
now worth from So 1900, 600 to $40. 0OO, 600
apiece. Chicago Letter.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1892-05-05
A Novel Use of Electric Fans.

The little electric motor and the swift
ly revolving fan are familiar objects,
and many heated brow has been cooled
by their combination But the electric
fan has recently found it's way into a
strange place, none other than the tur-
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1892-05-05
The Worm Turns.

Newspaper Bore (cheerily)-How de
do? How de do? How you getting
along?
Editor (wearily)-Not very well. Too
many interruptions. Good News.