Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-07-17

But. setting aside this worldly view,
there is delight in the freshness OF
things in July, which gives JOY TO count
less workers who can take long walks
in the long days, and who find in the
forests or by the sea, the re-
newing which makes the rest
of the year sweet and joyous.
There is great freshness in the litera-
ture that has taken Nature for its sub
iect and seeks TO interpret 1T to life.
Emerson, Wordsworth and Ruskin have
Taught rs. as few other moderns have,
what Nature has in store for those who
come TO her revelations in July with the
right spirit. Nothing is reserved to
those who know how to read the secrets
of the woods, the waters and the skies,
and the hundreds who are now in the
mountains aud by the sea, going TO the
places where Nature is seen In its love-
lest forms, are learning TO speak the
new language and enter into the new
things to enjoy the best that this world
affords.
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The true blonde has generally sky
blue eyes; she must have in all her
movements something supple and Ian
quorous; like flower slightly swayed
by the winds. Listen to the adorable
array of blondes history shows to us:
Venus, goddess OF beauty, mother or
demi-gods and men, rinses the seatoam
from her golden tresses. julia, the
immortal heroine of the New Heloise,"
was blonde. Blonde, also were the
three representative theological virtues,
Faith, Hope and Charity. The beauti-
ful Helen, whose carrying off caused
the Trojan war, thus eXerting an iniiu-
ence for centuries, was blonde. We
must also class in the fair-haired sis
terhood Phryne, who, when brought
before Areopagus, found an all-Dower-
full defense in the display of her
charms, as she threw aside her peplem,
clad only in the waves Of her beautiful
hair. Dante'S Beatrice was blonde.
Armidea OF the Jerusalem Delivered"
was blonde also. Tasso, when describ-
ing this heroine, was inspired by the
fair and Eleonore d'Este, one of the
most beautiful women Of that epoch.
AriSto's Angelica, with her splendid
hair floating in the wind. was also
member of the fair haired tribe. The
beautiful Paula of Toulouse was
blonde Of an inimitable hue. Blonde
also was Agnes Sorel, Diana Of Pol
tiers. the beautiful Gabrielle d'Estrees,
Anne of Austria, Marguerite Of Navarro,
Ia Duchess de CheyreuSe, Ninon de
rEnclos. and Nine. de Maintenon, the
most precious conquest of Louis NV.
"MiSs c." he said, with an engaging
smile, did you ever try your hand at
one OF these progressive conundrums?
"What is a progressive conundrum,
Mr.. $? inquired the young lady.
Haven't you heard Of them? Here
is one: Why is a bali of yarn like
the letter 't'? Because a ball OF yarn Is
circular, a circular is a sheet, sheet IS
fiat, a fiat is $40 a month, $40 month
is dear, deer is swift, swift is a swal-
low, swallow S a taste, taste is an
inclination. an inclination Is an angle,
an angle is a point, point is an object
aimed at, an object aimed at is target,
a target is mark, a mark is an impress
sion, an impression is stamp, stamp
is a thing stuck on, thing stuck on is
a young man in love, and young man
in love is like the letter u because he
stands be fore u Miss c.
Il don't think you have the answer
quite right" said the young lady. "a
ball of yarn is round, round Isl stake,
a stake is a wooden thing, wooden
thing is a young man in love, and q
Young man in love is like the letter 81
beause, Mr.. - and she spoke clearly
aud acknowledgements he is often
crossed"
The young man understood. He took
his hat and his progressive conundrums
and vanished from her alphabet for
ever.
In the Church OF the Immaculate
Conception Wednesday afternoon about
four o'clock the wedding of Mr.. Frank
Schane ana Miss Annie Murine took
place. Both the parties are well known
on the South Side, and were the re-
cipients Of large number Of presents
and congratulations.
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The ycdng ladies OF Bridgeport met
at the nome Of Miss Flora Van Pelt,
Tuesday evening, and with the assist
anee, Of Miss Anna Ralston and Miss
Jesse Williamson. of Martin as Ferry, or