Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-11-13

YHE AAsrUArOR
coios rflb, runs, arpeggios, and what
Mr.. Seadl 50 truly characterizes as funny
buxiness, are mere accessories Of the
frssd chicken. IL Is good chicken, too.
though sometimes cold. because IL has to
be prepared and on the table at the time
when the tram Is due, even II the train
should not be on time. This Is hazard
ons business, and a very slight hot box
may mean acute cold chicken sometimes.
have been told by my physician that
! should be cheerful and enter into q
lively conversation az mealtiIne TO keep
the mind bright and sunny II l want TO
be well and live longer than other peo-
pie. Therefore yoo will notice that
often converse &C table, and may DO seen
summing my mind ON pleasant days on
the lawn, allowing 1t to run about sniff
ing the bright. crisp air while l keep a
vigilart eye On the CAT.
For this veason l opened . little bis Of
CHEEKY talk with tall. thoughtful man
on my kay at table. He was q grave
man, with long, copper colored whiskers,
which no brttoned inside his vess, 90
that when the robins nest again they
WIN have TO go elsewhere. He had the
AIR Of a student Of the old school When
/ say that / mean one Of the pallid
students OF tine day when men studied
50 hard that thefr SONS often filed a
chapyses grave. The typical student Of
today Is q young man with ont OF door
tendencies and freckies ON tho back of
his neck. He may not be able 70 trans
late yfie Songs OF solomon from the
original, with words and music, at sight,
bit We hope shat be b the foeerunner OF
a better race.
Il see that another great man haa
come oys with the statement that he can
no longer vote with his old party."
said. spearing another roll and cutting
the hoe and steaming thing open with
rny knife Ia order TO show THAT felt no
restraint, no matter where / might be
placed.
AIR hs said, ''ea. 90. 3o-to whom
DO you refes-S1, 82-may askT
ITO q largo malt dealer IN Phils-
delutia. who says that the Mckinley
bin Ii running the malt business-8a
81. 81. So" added In order to show that
belonged 20 tho same lodge, but really
not knowing what no was driving at
Exactly; but--il. n Is. II. 15-why
does the Mckinley bin have that effect
on the-l6, II. rs. i9-malt bussnessT he
asked a. 10 swallowed his oatmeal and
declined . glass Of buttermnk on &C
count Of his mustache.
by making the tariff ON Canadian
malt so high that IL Ii prohibfeory, thus
compelling the dealer 10 depend upon
the American barley. which is falling
off. the American farmer refusing to
raise it because under Republican ad-
rnintstration he finds that the sharp
boards q the barley while being thrashed
work down his beek-20, q. %, g."
replied.
'.Ah. y~-aA 81 a6. ~. e8-mishs l
eek what your views sre On The tariff
30. 30. "a. 3S'
ssCertainly-Ss, "a, s5-if you win tell
NE what chapter Of the Phi Kappa Phi
you belong to. 80 that may see If I am
working In yoar degree or not-96, 81,
s.. 80
Yes. yes; you refer. no dout<-e. 10,
n. f2-to my habit Of enumeration and
masticstion."
Eyes. sir-1s. ~ 15-n you please
VERY well. then IL 10 sgrecd-ie, II.
Is"
MY notions. briefly. regarding xfs
tariff are that The man who says he can
tell vou the ultimate effect upon the
varied industries Of this country, con-
ssaering both employer and employee,
al their future. not for two or four
wears. bue for generation, prevsricstss.
II either psrty can make votes By recit-
i,s< ISOLATED instances II great prosperity
s,nonx manufacturers VINO hsve married
wealthy wives and put the money into
the business, or. ON the other hand. The
eases ,f manufacturers who have been
eompelied - shut up ostsnsibay on &C
count OF The Mckinley law. but really
hsx-snxe they did not advertise. let them
40 80. T ro3s NJ from Atlanta with =
n,,~ who wanted The duty Of three dol
lars rptxi-ls=s ON pessr1fs. but aside from
tAa. wanted absolute free trade as soon
a. nossssle. Weare ~ broad AID liberal
n, onr szrsff views - We are IN our "a
hr3sr. We forget thss some ccnsti
sussenz -e.sssre the heroic treatment.
while Others yield - gentler methods
s-d the al powerful and al harnsnising
faaneucss rf iuve We saould not be 10
e-bisrarv one way OF ste other. A man
,.s,s3iu~ IN she carton ~ Constahle'.
rs...,t ia.s tf,a sal, Il q barrel Of lev
rsexel CLAIMS because Of the 2'rsrsntins
WHICH was instituted fer she protection
81 s,x&vesfv~ -rsfNons - lives, and b
.nale asiee a 6ssse war over u. cresting
: general panic n the orunsry ard sreal
farasveuisnce ~ Ar A. ". Palmer.
We have ~ rnore rsgst - nessvr'
"a xraas ecnnoux q tke universe o.