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The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-09-09
A rRIGnrpIL RuNAMAY.
a Wild Horse Runs over "a BugEy Nlt
Two Lady Occupants.


a wild Horse Runs over a Buggy Wlth
Two Lady Occupants.
Yesterday afternoon there occurred
one of the most frightfui runaways
Columbia has experienced Tor many
years.
1t was late in the afternoon. Mr..
F. d. Lander had just returned from
the base ball contest, and hitched his
mare at the HERALD office while he
went in on some business. She had
not been hitched over five miaut' s,
but being track horse, high strung
and spirited, she was very restless
and finally succeeded III freeing her
self from the post. No one was in
the buggy, and no soon, r d q the
mare get Loose than she started on a
desd run, goiug towards the new
bridge.
Coming back from an afternoons
drive, in Mrs. DodsOu's ph;ptOn, Were
Mrs. r. p. Dod-on and Miss Leila
Barr. They saw their danger and
tried to cross Main street and reach
Filth, but the runaway mare over
took them, and striking the back
" heels of their buggy turned it com
p'etcly upside down, throwing the
ladies partly ont amt partly under
meath their ph.etOn. Their own
animal, however, prov. Il Il ireaslr"
and neither IT ed 20 run nor KICK, but
waited patiently TO be d.sintangled.
The lad e. of course were greatly
shocked and excited, bnt Miss Barr
was not hurt at all. Mrs. DOdson fell
on her right side and received several
bruises on her arm and face, and Il
right severe cut on her right temple.
H er injuries though painful are not
at all dangerous, and her many
friends will rejoice that she escaped
the danger a. fortunately as she did.
Mrs. DOds on's phetOn was not very
much injured.
The wild mare continued on her
way. She soon left Mr.. Landers
buggy and harness in pieces behind
her, by jumping and kicking en-
tirely stripping herself of the har-
ness. She ran at break nc elk speed
TO Fourth street, thence to Garden,
down Garden to the Bethel House
thence out Seventh to the Mt Pleas
ant pike, and thence to Mr.. w. G.
Jones', where she showed up very
lame and bruised and cut in NUM-
Der of places She is the property ol
Mr.. w. G. Jones, and many of ouI
readers will remember her as Kitty
! Carter, the handsome mare with
which Mr.. Jones won the gentle
mans road race at the Fair two years
AGO
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-09-09
BASE BALL.
The Athletics Give the Americans, of
Nashville, their Dose.

The Athletics Give the Americans, of
Nashville, their Dose.
The game between the Americans,
of Nashville, and the Athletics, OF
Columbia, was one-sided affair
Tuesday. That "dose" that Leor-
ard Hughes and Will Williams had
had fixed up for the Gigbyville boys
and the Ridley Reds-but which mis-
carried and went down the wrong
way-was administered to the Ameri-
cans Tuesday. The score stood Is
to in favor of the Athletics, with
an inning 10 spare and such safe hit
ters as Wooteu and Jackson tanning
out for sympathy and because they
had grown weary OF town life.
The Athletics have been strength
ened by borrowing from the Ridley
Reds aud Jonas Amis' Bigbyville
nine, and they were nine good ball
players yesterday. II they had been
put to it they would have showed the
crowd some old time sport like the
old Columbia Reds used to furnish.
Bob Hilliard was on the grounds
and Uhuckled nightly when Pender
made his long knock over the centre
fielder's head and WoOten sent his
two Dagger to left. Bob said it re-
minded him of the good old days.
The small boy was better behaV ed
than usual, but was nuisance still.
We suggest to Manager Hughes that
he have officers on the grounds to
keep these little chaps in the bounds
of reason with their guying, and
when they have been Told once or
twice to Keep quiet, put them back
over the fence like they got in. The
last one of them slip in without pay
ing. After this they ought to be
thankful enough to behave them
selves and let those who pay their
way enjoy the game. II Mr.. Hughes
will be more strict on the youngsters
he will confer quite favor upon The
paying portion of the audience.
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TNE Very latest EDnNT
J Tie from the TNU1V ] 8
PEACE REIGNS SUPREME! !!

And every man is in love and charity
with his neighbor andlrest of mankind.
And here we are reminded that we
promised our friends something extra
ordidaTy for this week, and we are hap
Ply to state we are fully able to comply,
as we always are, with every promise.
Our prices are the lowest, our styles the
newest,
OF dissatisfied customers we have the
fewest.
You'll find what you want-our stock is
fully ample,
And goods guaranteed always bettor
than sample.
Don't mistake this for poetry, it's
truth, every blessed word fit.
Ii you don't believe it, read these
prices.
a good school suit for boys SO so
A better school suit for boys . 3 90
"A frst-class school cult for boys 4 90
Boys knee pant suits from 81
up to. ....... Observation-Disclosures. q 90
All wool mems suits for ... y so
A handsome line of all the newest
styles and cOlOrs in chevoits for men at
the lowest prices.
Come early and take a look.
Yours truly,
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TROTWO0D's TALK.
CONTINUED from First Page.l
DIRECT TO Hal POINTER.

Now Hal, saw verse you wrote,
From down in Tennessee,
OF course, your friends were glad to see
You get away from me,
But wait aw hile, till have time
To get my muscles strong
I'll make you quicker up and Sing
n very different song.
I've had some other business which kept me
out of il,
While you were getting on an edge, quite
eager for the bit;
Don't whoop too loud until we both are in
proper shape;
III make Ed Geers apply the gad-instead
of pull and wait.
You say last fall, when sore oppressed, was
VIII beat you through;
III make you sore oppressed again, al
though you're fresh as dew,
Although unworthy of my state, it's not gen.
teel, you know,
Because ou've evened up the game 10
stretch your neck and crow.
II You jan down me in good fit, I'll take II
with p smile,
But will make you knock the mark ia
two-four tor mile.
And then Direct stuck up his tail,
Then SnOrted in his stall,
And said weed see who Dennis was
Ere the snow began TO fall.
Elm. Pierce in Western Horseman.
Halls ANSWER.
If you cant get your muscles strong,
With all the chances you've had,
IOu'I better get leather thong
And tie on Il liver pad.
lis not your muscles hurting you
That makes you call for pills
But what the Bard of Avon said
at is the pace that kills"
Aside, to audience
Ills not Direct that's worrying me
And makes my anger hustlel
Oh, no; but tits the strength that be
Hal Pointer.
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In the fifth heat, which was troited
in 2.2i16. Gil Curry is handling
Erector, and W In fair shade of luck
lie viii mark him below 2:20 before
he returns. ErectOr's next start is at
Pittsburg.
The following IRON the Western
HOTsemsn repOi ting the race at Co
umbus will give our readers some
idea OF the cruelty ofttimes prac-
ticed in racing horses. It looks like,
considering the good qualities OF lit
tie Direct aud the amount OF money
his owner is reputed TO have, that
some kiu5 of q charitable spirit ought
to have been shown the bOrse in this
case. When the love of money can
over balance the spirit of mercy
which is due even TO a dumb beast, it
seems to us that il is time to quit II.
The HOrseman says: when Di-
rect was led into the shed to be cooled
oIt after the fourth heat, he went
down and refused to get up until a
number OF men assisted him, Just
about carrying MIN to his stall,
where he dropped down again and
groaned. There were some gentle
men that are interested In the ociety
for the Prevention OF Cruelty To Ani-
mails present, that notified them that
II they attempted TO start the boise
the next day they would be arrested,
but they failed TO put in an appear
ance. Starr tod MIR. Salisbury, his
owner, before he shipped the hOrFe
that he was in no .cOndiIiun to go n
race. They had to beat him to get
him away from the barn. The horse
seemed to have sens enough to know
that he was not able to go II, race
and he had to be led in the turns
when he was scoring in almost
every heat. Starr said he would
never drive him i'm n race again in
hia present condition as he felt
ashamed of himself at the punish
inert he had to give the horse in or
der To get him away from the stall."
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-09-09

There will be a great deal OF wheat
put in this year.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-09-09
j. RoSENTHAL.
Yours truly,

"Tis an i'll wind that blows no good ~
make hay while the sun shines"
make your soap on the increase of
the moOn," Never set q hen ON
Sunday" and "Never trust a cock
eyed man."
So far as we know these are all the
imported proverbs and their produce
that ever lived around here. A
youngster was brought over many
years ago called He causes the rain
TO fall on the Just and the unjust"
but he died of church collie in his in
fancy. We trust Prof. Harrington
will be able to properly trace Others
from these cursOry remarks.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-09-09
BOYS and CHILDREN'S
CLOTHING.

In looking over our stock 10 see
what needs cutting down, we find
hat e have carried over too many
Boys and Children's suits, ranging
in sizes from four to nine years.
Now great many Of these suits
are fail ana winter weight, but
We want to close them all out t'efOle
we oien our new line.
They have all been brought down
stairs and put on one of our center
counters, so you will mot be put to the
inconvenience of going up steps to
see them.
This week we will offer the entire
line at real sacrifice price,, below the
manufacturers cost.
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Had Her Arm BROKEN,

Little ElenOra ones, daughter OF Mr..
and Mrs. w. f.. Jones, living on the
Hampshire pike, met with IL serious
accident Tuesday. While out riding,
her pony took fright and ran away
with her. She Was thrown and her
arm was broken. In addition To this
she was badly bruised, but she is
resting easy now.
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At Rest.

After a prolonged illness Mrs.
Mamie Ritter Johnson, wife Uf
A. S. johnson, breathed her last Tues
day morning at about O'clock. She
was q patient sufferer, and after
months OF weary waiting has gone TO
her reward The funeral services
will be held at the residence of her
brother, Mr.. Eugene Ritter, to-IIfor-
row morning at 10 o'clock. Services
by Rev. r. J. Duncan. Burial at
Rose Hill.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-09-09

Furniture nj cost until October 5th at
seD9 II COLUMBIA URNITURE 20.
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Heard the LickS.

The Hicks Corbett struck Sullivan
were heard over the telegraph wires
last night by y HERALD reporter who
listened to the fight as it was detailed
by operator YOest. This shows how
progressive the HERALD is. 1t is far
in advance OF the age; Othsr papers
may lie able TO secure such talent
after awhile, but for the present. they
must be content to lag hua'lft,tis of
miles behind us.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-09-09
WALKER & FRIERSON,
ImnrOYing.

Mr.. A. B. Rains returned Tuesday
from Nashville, where for week he
has been at the bedside OF his father,
DIR. It. 3. Rains. Dr.. Rains has been
very dangerously i'll with impaction
OF the bowels, but is now thought to
be out of danger. 1t will be two
weeks yet, however, before he will
be able to be brought home.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-09-09
WINTER GRAZING OATS.

seI,9 q
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-09-09
PURE AND CHEAP.

offer TRUE WINTER OATS
from n crop that was grazed heavily
with sheep and then yielded forty
eight bushels per acre. Price 80 cents
per busheI, sacks extra. Supply linn
tied. CAMPBELL BROWN,
sept2 2t Sping Hill, Tenn.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-09-09
Notes, News and Comment.

"Well bought is half sold"
Flowing for wheat is now going on.
Hogs continue to be in great de-
mand.
The Desmois, Iowa, Park AssOcia-
ton, has failed.
There will be a great deal OF wheat
put i'm this year.
The rules were made to be enforced
not TO be "wiLked at"
Flying Jib Is now barred from the
tree-fOr-All pacing class.
The get of developed eires are show
ing up very prominently this season.
Many good judges OF speed con-
slider Flying Jib the fastest PAGER liv-
ing.
We would advise lady-like Maud 8.
to quit the company Of Nancy Hanks
she's too last.
The high price now paid for hogs
TO be fattened, should convince our
farmers of the Importance of always
raising plenty of them. Year in aud
out they are most profitable, and IL
allowed the use OF wOOds-lOt will
pay for themselves many times.
On Tuesday at Cleveland, Ohio,
Erector, w. G.. Jones' promising
young stallion, started in The 2:33
class, meeting field of ten horses,
among which were Riverside, Win
terse and Big Four. Although a very
strong field the brown son OF Diree-
tor was well up in each heat, aud re-
cured fourth money, finishing second
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-09-09
For Sale.

Desiring to devote my time entirely
10 literary work, / offer for sale my stud
of horses and trotting mares. Tho
horses are the trOtter Margin, 2522, by
Cuyler, out of Emma Arteburne, by
Mambrino Patchen. Margin is IA fun
brother to st. Arnaud 2:2014, and the
great brood mares Mercedes and Mer-
cedita. Also the PAGER Hal Bowers, by
old Tom Hal, dam by Joe Bowers To
these / will add half dozen well bred
trotting mares, and about that number
of trotting and pacing colts, the mares
being by MambrinO, Time, Don j.
Robertson, (sire of Don NJ. DiclIinson)
Heo of Thorndall, Crittenden, Gov.
Case, Orion, (son of Hambletonian lO),
and the colts by Adheld 2:2s, Brown
Mark 2:24I<, son of Almeda Wilkes
2:26, Duplex 2;I71I, Red Pilot 2:29, old
Tom Hal and other good ones. / will
sell on time to tho right party on we'll
secured paper. Address,
JOHN MOORE, JR.
Columbia Tenn.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-09-09
Wednesdays Game.

The game..Wenesday was very near
ly a repetition of the game the day
before. The score standing to II in
favor of the Columbia Athletics. The
attendance was fair, but the teams so
unevenly matched that the game was
listless and uninteresting. This OF
course was not the fault of our boys,
however. The Athletics have good
team now, and if they can find some
one to play them will give good
sport,
The Americans are we'll behaved
nice set of young men. They took
their defeats good naturally and in
every way conducted themselves as
gentlemen.
After the game yesterday q selt ct
manfrom either side-Martin Tor
Americans and Nelson for the Atm
letirs-went 100 yards foot race. The
firsttifty yards was close then Mar
tin began to show in front, and at the
seven. eighth pole Nelson quit.
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TO CLAIMANT.

COLUMBIA, Tenn, August 80, 1892
Notice is hereby given TO allpaTties haN-
ing ANY interest in the following described
property, to-wit: one barrel of whisky sCiz-
81 Ina Columbia, Maury County, Tenn, on
tGc - ay OF June, 1892, for being used in
Violation of the law; Revised statutes
limited states. To appear and MAKE claim
=, sniI property within thirty days from this
late Iinuer section 1880. Revised Statutes
United States. r.. a. NoRN ELL,
as,-l6 n Deputy Collector.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-09-09

Has opened up at the Old Racket
Stand, with = full and complete
stock of Dry Goods, Clothing, Boots,
Shoes and etc. all of which Will be
sold lower than ever. Don't buy UNI
til you see our stock. Respectfully
HENRY GROSS.
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Comnlnin to Health Officer.

Any one who may know Of any un-
sanitary matter will please make
complaint to me, with specifications,
and the matter will be attened to at
once. J. H.WILLIAMS,
sept9-1t. Health officer.
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To L,OaM.

The Maury County Building and
Loan Association, will have abOat
$1,000 to loan Mt their next meeting,
Thursday night, September 18th,
1892. Parties wishing loans should
apply ut once &. w. Witherspoon,
Secretary. Sep9-lt.
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Circuit Court Proceedings.

w. o. Gordon, Administrator of
Stone, vs. l.. & n. Railroad, cOmprO-
missed 10y defendant paying the
plaintiff S400.
Eli Bowen vs jeff Hine, replevin
suit, Judgment fol plaintiff.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-09-09
Notice of Dissolution.

The firm Of Hughes e Hatcher has
been dissolved by mutual consent
All parties indebted to the firm will
please call and settle at once.
aug26-wlt G.. II. Hughes,
f. II. Hatcher.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-09-09
WANTED.

= nook keepers, clerks, stenographers, cash
t,,rs statesmen, teachers, mechanics, serN-
,its, nd ali persons desiring employment of
~, leint i'm Tennessee, kentucky, NiTgtnIa,
Georgia, Alabama and Missouri To address
WIZ sSHHIII.E EMPLOYM ENT BUREAU,
,,,,.SITno a wed. fri. Nashville, Tenn.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-09-09

James b. Hill died at his home at
Hills Station last uight at s O'Clock.
Aged eighty-tive years. He will be
buried at the family burying ground
near his late residence to-day. SeTvi-
ces conducted by Rev. Mr.. Brown, OF
Hill Station.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-09-09
To Merchants.

Old Virginia Cheroots, Dukes Ci-
garettes and Red Seal Cigars, sold to
the trade at factory prices by the
1t E. w. GAMBLE GROCERY Co.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-09-09

well bought is half sold"
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-09-09
LAMPS.

- crder To reduce our stock of lamps we
Ill ciose them out regardless of costs for
next thirty days. Every lamp marked In
Pts s a csnfs This Opportunity don't happen
often. ANS - Nv
auniD 90
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Seed Wheat For Sale.

have $50 bushels of Fulcaster and
$50 of Flint-aIl threshed out before
the rains. For sale. Apply to
G. ]. CECIL, Mt. pleasant.
sept9-4t
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DEATHS HARVEST.

Nurrence Burciam, aged eight
years, died at her home near Carriers
Greek yesterday OF interception.
Burial eerN ices will be held at Last
ing Hope, al ) O'Clock this evening.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-09-09

$50 acres of land for rent for next
year, to be sown down in wheat only.
Apply to RIG. Irvine, Jr.
sept0-tf.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-09-09

The get of developed eires are show
ing up very prominently this season.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-09-09
MCKennOn Bros. & Anderson

yours, anxious to please,
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-09-09

Flying Jib Is now barred from the
tree-fOr-All pacing class.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-09-09

Many good judges of sPeed con-
slider Flying Jib the fastest PAGER liv-
ing.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-09-09

We would advise Iady-like Maud 3.
to quit the company Of Nancy Hanks
she's too fast.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-09-09

The rules were made to be enforced
not TO be "wihked at !"
The weekly Floridian. [volume] (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1867-19??, 1892-05-14
Cnexpected Slang.

A lady to whom slang is seldom an
agreeable sound confesses that she was
greatly amused by an outbreak of it the
ether day in very unexpected quarter.
She was present at a house where the
people are Quakers by descent. There
we're some relatives at the house-two
young ladies who have been brought uu
% use the Quaker ''thees," but not, it
seems, to avoid al the worlds notions.
ir presently one of these demure young
mattresses broke out to her cousin.
Oh, my dear! Thee should go to SEQ
on cousin D-'s wedding gifts-thee
mould. can't begin to tell thee about
nem-they are too perfectly stunning.
eant thee 90 with me? Why, thee can't
@ncelve them; they are simply bang
PT-BOston Transcript.
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Electric BltGerS.

This remedy is becoming so well-known
and SO popular as to need no special men,
ton. All who have used Electric Bitters
sing the same song of praise-a purer
medicine does not exist and it is guaran-
teed to do all that is claimed. Electric
Bitters will cure all diseases of the liver
and kidneys, pimples, boils, salt rheum
and other affections caused by impure
blood; will drive malaria from the sys-
tenn and prevent as we'll as cure all ma
larial fevers. For cure of headache, con-
stipation and indigestion try Electric Bit
tiers. Entire salts action guaranteed OF
money refunded Price so cents and 81
per bottle at NJ Lively's drug store.
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GENTLEMEN-I have suffered for years
with a kind of letter, or breaking out al
over my BODY. and at time these small
pimples would terminate in bolts. While
travelling in the south last year / had occa-
sion to try bottle of P. p. p. which was
recommended to me by friend, and TO my
surprise it helped me SO much that got
six bottles more, and after taking the full
contents, felt better than | had since the
beginning OF my trouble, and while pave
no symptoms of the disease returning,
am still using the wonderful olooo
medicine at intervals, and am fully satisfied
that | will be entirely cured OF q disease
that for fifteen years has troubled me.
can not express ny gratitude 70 yonn 10 g
50 wonderful benefactor % your Z. E. s
(PrickIv Ash, Poke Root and Potassium
/ am yours truly,
JACAT PETER.
Travelling Sal0sman:
Dayaunah &c.
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nsa coverlids.

{, said Snaggs, laying down fae
- he was reading, ''that paper
q ~ being manufactured and are
F'is .s-tsnsively, giving good satisfac-
20. "a scheme" remarked Boggs.
IL man is too poor to take news
Fp' ~ can read his quilt. suppose
|pa Lii have library quilts after
~ with one of Dickens novels
80 on them. Great scheme, isn't it7''
0 S %sst,s nawthing,T' said a man with a
!, ~. .ssst accent; 81 mind stopping at a
~ IN Oregon where the Landlord
'r - = tallow dip to show us to bed.
wen find yer breakfast spread for
- thing in the mornin, gentlemen
I'd as we wished him good night.
| z !. an sround the edges. but save the mid
nc \ asked him to explain, and he
"ed Ms the comfortable on our bed.
~.s a big buckwheat cake the size of
, J. had and as light as a sponge. We
..tfasted off it without getting up"
Comebody threw a bootjack at that
-.usnt. and the wild west accent ceased
= .eceptuate, and the truth teller went
Detroit Free Press.
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II Made Him Think of Shakespeare.

He laid down his knife and fork and
xked one Of the walters to call the pro-
rietor of the restaurant. When the lat
FER came tie old gentleman asked curl
Ously:
"Did you ever read Shakespeare
"Why, yes, sir replied the proprietor
IN surprise.
81 am frequently reminded of it in
here" went on the old gentleman.
Indeed: Well. he was wonderful
man"
Eyes, one can find passages in his
works that are appropriate to almost
anything, especially restaurants"
1--WE seen them quoted on menu
cards"
"Of course I'm reminded Of one
now"
"What, may ask"
"'Oh, that this too, too solid flesh
would melt That's all, sir"
He picked up his knife and fork and
returned to his work with renewed
mercy, while the proprietor went back
to his desk and added forty cents to the
eheck.-Chicago Tribune.
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Force of Habit.

customer would like glass Of hot
soda.
fountain Boy-With or without ice
cream?-Exchange.