The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1892-07-26

but he were so kline & soshybul i fer
got about hit & the fuss thing i node i
kotch misef drinkin SUPP outen the
plate. which we tuck a nuther dram.
Sezzee ter M sezzee Hanks hit seems
ter appere as if we mout p~robberbly
hav sum trubble with our Americans
IN Turky onless / reed the papers rong
sezzee. which i SEE sezzi i ar of the
opinion that mo trubble ar kauzed by
turky in americans he laft loud he
kikt the table he SEE seize that's so i
had trubble that wa lass Krismuss at
battry park at the free trete they Civ
me. the turky an the Kranberry iron
ore sause, which we awl got tite but
John Kar he were Afrade ter drink
ennything. which we TUX a nuther
dram. i SEE ter him sezzi bill i want
ter see them Potts yu klame ter hav
hung up & holly hawks planted in
saim. which he sed i think yu kan
see mo of them after while which he
were kerreckt. bill sezzi viii don't yu
sett sum ginny hens in them Potts?
he laft he sed sezzee mr. hue of Han
son County had sum kware guinnys
in ashful lass week part chicken an
guinny which they looked o like
turky how do yu Count for hit? will
hilyard SEE hi ar a Kleer Kase of ma
ternal impreshuns. dernfino sezzi i
here 20 guinnys KompIimentin of 20
place now sezzi. don't yU heer them a
sayin o-track po-track which they
meme a pc track er Ian. his no sicher
thing seezzee them guinnys IL a travelin
in the ole beetn rodes they SEE jess
what Their descendants sed when Adam
were a small chile they SEE pot-rack
sezzee. then he begin ter sing, he ar
a good singer bill nj ar. this here are
what he sung:
i were born in name
were bred in pane
were RACED in the kOrn feel
like the further Crane
an he lean over Konfidenchal like ter
me an sez ter me sezzee less hav a
nuther dram. which we TUX a nuther
dram. he SEE ter me sezzee Dave let
me ensurkle thi deer knock with mi
sUrkum Ambit arm, sezzee mi deer mi
only Hanks let ne tel yu a seekrit.
Sezzi ar it a twin seekrit9 SEIZE no
let her slide then sezzi. sezzee ter me
sezzee i orter. sezzee Hanks sezzee, i
ar the fust man in Bunkum County
that ever downed him in a traid. sezzi
ter him sezzi mabe yU did.
sezzee ter me sezzee when i were a
diggin of mi wei which i hav stopt the
work the last blast braut up as Phine
a speeshes of illynoiz Galeener as ever
tOted silver. sezzee this here hole
pharm ar undertake with solid silver
which i ar only waitin for the free
silver bill ter pass i shall then open up
the mind i shell then print awl of mi
Dan money. which we TUX a nuther
dram. goshen nifty what a dinner
that man and i ct 81 ct til i ct 2 much
i sed eXkews me mr.. nj i will examine
them Potts sum uther time. when i
got up the dern whisky hit flu ter mi
he'd i sex everything bubble everything
were twins like the whisky.
M plate hit were twins, mi nife were
twins, & bill nj hissef were twins only
he did knot look quite so much alike.
when i were assisted to git in ter sad
del i be doggone eff pete want twins
which i have node him from a Kolt he
were folded on mi pharm. which the
next time i go ter look at bill nize
Pharm i will eggsamine hit by mune-
shine when bill ar in the house a nussin
of hi snaix. DdUe Hanks.
GENERAL FIFID AT HOME.