St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-18

Street car suggestion tor protection Of
property during the spring season Of moon
light ceurtships in the cleaning.
Rumor is waited up from New York to the
effect that Ward MeAllister will leave society
and enter journalism. Herein is concealed a
cruel insinuation that journalists are not in
society," How is that, Elder Shepard?
Mrs. Frothingill-I believe am kind OF a
hoodoo; never have any luck.
Mrs. Ceramic-Why so downhearted?
Mrs. Frothinglll-I called this afternoon on
Mrs Blueblood.
Mrs. Ceramic-And she was away from
home of course
Mrs. Frothingill-Qaite the reverse. My
new style visiting cards have limited eircu-
lation.
Nine. Patti is sick in Philadelphia with a
severe cold. She should lose no time in turn
ing on her upper register
Young Mrs. Blaine displays wisdom in re-
considering her determination to print Jim
Blaine Jr s love letters. With plenty of ice
they will keep through the coming warm
weather.
Because he failed to cure one of her sick
children Chattanooga woman has horse
whipped her family physician, and now he is
afraid to send his collector around with his
bill
The Baltimore American is good authority
for the statement that oscar Wilde has in
troduced new flower into London button
holes brilliant green hybrid. produced by
overculture out of the creamy-white carna-
ton" Let us pause right here and analvze
this statement: "A brilliant green hybrid,
produced by overculture." Let the question
float gently dreamily out upon the eircum
ambient air, but let it float, wherein does this
new London buttonhole ornament differ so
materially from Oscar W ilde himself
The congressional tariff debate is unneces-
sary and expensive. Pass the pending bills.
send them along and let the Republican
senate go OIL record as having killed them.
The way to force an issue to the front is sim
ply to force it to the front. And when once
there keep it there all through the campaign.
The Democratic party can only regain power
Oh material and not personal issues. (
1.-THE Man Without Country is respect
fully requested to condole with the inter-
state commerce commission without duty
that it can legally perform.
London Punch has been excluded from
Emperor Williams palace. SO it was Punch,
after all, that drove the young man crazy.
1t Is high time that thu "magnates" of the!
National league got together and decided
which club should carry off the pennantl
next October. Then those, parties who are
let in on the ground floor can proceed to do
up the suckers OH the bleaching boards.
= ~ --sa ne tI-i+s 80
Toronto has a new 1edged organization of
men who pledge themselves not to marry,
and the young law class just graduated in
that city anticipate lively boom in breach
of promise suits. ~
Another North Pole exploring expedition
is modified in New York. waiting for
grass"
In view OF the fact that 'sSon Russell is
now the regular Washington correspondent
of the Helena. Mont. Journal. in which pa
per he owns a controlling interest. it will be
readily perceived by the most obtuse that no
flies will be permitted to accumulate upon
"Papa's" presidential boom in Montana SO
long as ''Son RUSSELL can get action on his
fountain pen.
Jaggles-That man ahead of us is carrying
a robust jag What business is he engaged
in?
Joggles-Just now 1 should judge he was
leading saloon movement.
The match trust seems to have sympathet-
ically collapsed with the bursting of the
Alger boom.
Down in Egypt Bill Morrisons presi-
Dental boom is wading around in goloshes,
and if the present weather continues it will
need life preserver,
If everyday business transactions were
conducted according to the principles of
Blaines and Salisbury's diplomacy ma
jority of our merchant princes would soon
be in the poor house.
The attention of Senator Hill is earnestly
directed to the fact that the force bill is dead.
while BANDS silver atroeity is an exceed
ingly lively issue. Better quit humping the
corpse and joust with the live enemy.
People who have been anxiously watching
the Eastern horizon for the appearance of
Chauncey NJ. Depew's boom are advised that
it viii be found all right in perihelion with
the Minneapolis convention.