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Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1892-12-15
Catarrh in Colorado.

1 used Ely's Cream Balm for dry
catarrh. 1t proved a cure. B. f. M.
Weeks, Denver.
Ely's Cream Balm is especially adap-
ted as a remedy for catarrh which Is
aggravated by alkaline dust and dry
Winds.-W A. Hover, Druggist, Den
yer.
l can recommend Ely's Cream Balm
to all sufferers from dry catarrh from
personal experience. Michael Herr.
Pharmacist, Denver.
EIy's Cream Balm has cured many
cases of catarrh. 1t is in constant de
mand.- Geo. w Hoyt, Pharmacist,
Cheyenne, Wy. 42-44
Sheffield Telegraph If the keeper
Of a goal is goaler, why isn't the
keeper of a prison prisoner?
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1892-12-15
Catarrh in The Head

Is undoubtedly a disease OF the blood,
and as such only reliable blood puri-
her can effect a perfect cure. Hoods
Sarsaparila is the best blood purifier,
and it has cured many very severe cases
Of catarrh. 1t gives an appetite and
builds up the whole system
HOODS PILLS act especially upon
the liver rousing it from torpidity 10 lis
natural duties. cure constipation and
assist digestion
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1892-12-15
Let he Show You

What = saving / have made during the
last year by being my own doctor Last
year | paid ont 500 % for doctors and
their med cine; this year paid S. for
six bottles Of Sulphur Bitters, and they
have kept health in my whole family.
They are the best and purest medicine
ever made. Charles King, 66 Temple
Street, Boston, Mass.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1892-12-15
Prof. Doremus

OF Bellevue Medical College, New
York, says: phosphate baking pow
ders are today the sole exemplifcation
Of the importsnt principle Of adding
nutritive elements to the bread The
natural phospbates removed from the
grain in boiling the -four are by Hors-
ford's method restored through the bak-
lug powder"
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1892-12-15

For pain in the stomach, collie and
cholera morbus there is nothing better
than Chamberlain Collie, Cholera and
Diarrhea Remedy. For sale by Jos.
I. Bennett, Druggist.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1892-12-15

Feeble and capricious appetites are
best regulated by the use Of Ayers
Cathartic Pills. They do not debilitate
by excessive stimulation; but cause the
stomach. liver and bowels to perform
their functions properly. AS an after
dinner pill, they are unequaled.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1892-12-15
MISSES BENNETT & COYLE,
FINE MILLINERY.

We carry the largest assortment Of
Novelties, and most complete stock of
Millinery Goods III the city Having
located here permanently, we are pre-
pared to furnish Hats, Trimmings. etc,
in latest styles. We cordially invite
inspection of our goods.
MtssEs BENNETT & Cows.
Lancaster. Wis.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1892-12-15

All sizes and qualities of
Envelopes and Paper furn-
ished and printed in neat style
at reasonable prices.
Bill Heads, Statements, or
any style Of Notice printed
promptly.
Wedding Invitations, Ball
Programs, Tickets, with or
without coupons.
Sale Bills, Posters, in any
Color, at sizes and prices to
suit.
We can furnish anything
desired in the printing line at
short notice.
Give us a call,
THE HERALD,
Lancaster Wis.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1892-12-15

"A man had donkey for sale, and,
hearinr that friend wanted to buy
one, he sent the following, written on
a postal card: Dear D.: If you are
looking for an A l donkey, don't forget
me. Yours, etc, F."
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1892-12-15

Lavater: What we wish to do we
think we can do, out when we do not
wish to do thing it becomes impos-
sible.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1892-12-15

Texas SiftingS; An exchange calls
love a species of intoxication. Perhaps
that is why the course of true love is so
often arrested
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1892-12-15

You'd have to squeeze a mans throat
pretty hard to make cider out OF his
Adams apple.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1892-12-15

At an English wedding recently the
bride, il default Of 81 male relative 10
perform that office, was given away by
a Younger sister.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1892-12-15

-Unappreciated. -She-I do 50 love
music-Then 1 wonder you don't leave
off playing. Blade
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1892-12-15

Boston Curiar You can't+step up in
the affections Of fine young lady Of
stony stars.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1892-12-15

Puck: q Presidential Arrangement.
-"Man proposes" Yes; but he
needs encouracement'
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1892-12-15
100
= r e {
WATCHE 8!
Given by the Oldest Newspaper
In New York City.

In addition 70 the numerous new and original
premiums offered Q O subscribers. We propose TO
present them with i00 Watches. ali Of which are
guaranteed by q LYEoH, l4th St. aud Onion
Square. New York City, who furnishes them TO
as.
Grant County herald. [volume] (Lancaster, Wis.) 1850-1968, 1892-12-15

Tho ADyRRTT- IS the oldest newspaper in
New York City It's Weekly edition is published
in two sections and comes ont every Tuesday
ana Friday-l0f times during he year; has six
to eight pages every issue is well printed has
plenty 0f pictures. short stories Geographic
news, financial aud market reports, womans
page ana the ablest editorials published by any
New YORK paper. II is a model home paper,
with cieyaiins aud entertaining reading matter,
devoid u sensations and Objectionable advor-
tisements. AID for Si00 year
Specimen copies and Premium Lists with full
particulars Of the Attractive Inducements for
Agents sent Free on application 70
The ADVERTISER,
20 PARK ROW, ~. Y.
Evening journal., 1892-07-22
pIEEERENcEs IN MAnEs

It is not criminal to be silly or to lack
the mental calihre TO consider proposi.
tion Of finance or Of political economy
with perspicacity; but it is criminal for
an editor to misrepresent matters of
common information.
OF course an editor, like any other
man, has the privilege Of making a
blooming ass Of himself II he is i'm.
clined that way nobody can stop him.
nobody can advise him, and the more
determined he is. the less any sensible
man feels like trying either to stop him
or TO advise him. Here, for instance is
one of our local editors, the same gener.
GUS and persistent fable fabricator no
started tin plate attachment 10 an
iron mill few days ago, without the
advice or consent Of the owners, giving
a comparative list Of wages and ascrib.
ing the differences between English
wages and wages i'm the United States to
protection. Here is the list
The first figures standing for Ameri.
can, the latter for English wages
Bakers per week, Sl2 25-$l26; black.
smiths. per day, 50 lO-Si 60: cabinet
makers; $2.4l-S103 carpenters. SO. rs
-Sl6S; common labor, S17i-
% cents; machinists. so
-Sl70; iron moulders, 81. 58-Si. q
painters, S2S2-S1.4s; plumbers. Sd AS
--Sl.lO. The aggregate comparison of
all these shows that wages in America
are 56 80 per cent higher than in Enc.
land. Il must not be forgotten that
only the branches of labor named
are included in this report. Other
branches show greater disparity. and
II included would run the percentage nm
over n per cent. higher in America
That is the work of well-nirh an imbe.
Gle, of an ignoramus, or Of worse still 4
charlatan. There are no men in that list
who are protected except iron moulders
Yet common laborer, according TO thi.
I statement, obtains a higher rate Of dif
ference, As per cent. than the iror
moulder, protected industry, 81 10
cent
What can be said Of the man Of ordin
airy intelligence, much less Of a man VIII,
pretends to write on the subject a
wages and protection, who has not eve,
rcad the Mckinley bin; who docs NO
Evening journal., 1892-07-22

comprehend that these men do not
and cannot obtain protection wages in
competition with the free importation of
the cheapest labor from Europe. What
is 10 be said of the quality of mans
intellectual department who urges this
difference in wages as an evidence Of the
influence Of the tariff when there is a
greater difference between the wases Of
England as compared with the
wages OF Germanyg What is to be said of
the moral turpitude Of the editor who
does know these things and writes con.
trary to his knowledge with intent to
deceive those who know less, all in the
interest Of those who are benefciaries of
a system Of robber taxationg
We write thus not with any hope of
adding 10 the stock of information the
protection cranks possess or Of correct.
ing their morals It is impossible to ac.
complish either on a subject or victim.
who puts protection in the place Of Prov.
idence and woIships a scheme of robber
taxation which benefits few. as saw
age worships fetch. But we do hope
to assist sensible men TO perceive the ig.
norance or the charlatonIy Of this claim
that protection protects unprotected
labor-that the price Of labor which is
absolutely free to enter this country. Is
affected only by the supply and demand
for labor in a new country
Evening journal., 1892-07-22
spEoIAL MILIrAnY AoNoRs.

Gen. Hart Informed That DeI1 ware
Boys Have Records as Young Soldiers.
Adjutant general Hart has received
letters from the military depar tment
Sheffield Scientific School, Yale Univer-
sity,and from the military department of
of Delaware College, giving the names
Of Delaware boys who have graduated
with special honors in military tactics,
and recommending them TO Co vernon
Reynolds for commissions in the vOlun-
teer service in time of need
The Yale men are: Class of 80. G. p.
Bisscli. Jr of Wilmington class of 92
Robert Y Massey of Dover and George
GRAY Knowles of Wilmington
The letter of Lieutenanr T. G. Brooks
of the EighthCayalry. professor of military
science and tactics OF Delaware College is
as follows:
SIH: have the honor TO report the follow
ing as the most distinguished students in the
military department Of this COLLEGE, who
graduated this year. viz.
l.-Willard n. smith, Newark
- Albert Bradford, Marshallton.
3.-Benjamin b. smith, Wilmington
Their names will be filed by the ad
iutant-general
Evening journal., 1892-07-22
sALeAVNdaA MN8SENGNN QSANGsHaEs AAE
RAILROADS.

DENNSYLvANlA RAILROAD STAND
~ AID railway of Amerca-Protected
hiie, hbhil2,ugnout g py the lnterlocking Switch and
PsHILApELPHIA, WILMINGTON and BAL
IIMOkE RAILROAD. $50 a. m, May 23 1892
Trains viii leave Wilmington as follows:
Philadelphia, express, I So. . So. 420 g 3O.7 Is.
90 5u 90, AZ, 10 05, 40 rs, IL 70 ii 3d. II 5l
q M sis " J ~, 20, D. "a, TO- IL, o 90, 9 %,
Accommodation. 6, 55, 7o5. s Os. 1O45.am.
IL ~, z -, 3 40, 20 2 8 40, 40, l030pm.
sQ0, w, iOO5, II 20, ll5l, a m, 3 Oi, SO, O6,
Observation-Disclosures 90 65,7 o5. os. 10 45. II 80
m, II 3s, 2 % As, % ~, 9 4O,1 40, 10 81 u M
New York, h5 2 55, 20, o 30, 55, s 30. 10 tl5.
ii 81 m, sl2 10 ~ 49, 3 %. o 45 8 lO 3 NJ
%, 08, f6 2, og, Is, 9 ~ 10 30 p m,
EostOn, without change, 10 10 a m, 5 SO pm
q West Chester, via Lamoldn, 80, Us a m,
2 %, 5 pm.
Newark Center and intermediate stations,
~ m, ~ "a, 8 33 pm.
Baltimore and intermediate stations. Is
M, Y 90 2 AZ, . 40, o p m, 2 Oh night.
Baltimore and Bay Line, 23p m.
Baltimore and Washington, 4i, on, q11,
~ lb II " IN, l2 06, 81 10. ue, 25, p, %,
q =, 2 AZ, ~ p m, u 40 night
trains for Delaware Division leave for:
New Castle, %, u . m, so, 3 so, 40, Is,
g3, 8 90 p m, 10 O6 night.
Lewes, l0 q m. 81 p m.
For RehObOth. S.l5 m.
harrington, Deimar and way stations, s 10
m. Harrington and way stations, = 20 p IN.
Express for Dover, Harrington and Delmar.
- 70 u IN M IL VI llENl.
Express for Wyoming and smyrna. 50 p m.
Express for Cape Charles, Old Point Conn
fort and Norfolk, II Is a m. u Ol night
Leave Philadelphia, Broad street for VIII
mngton, express, 80, ~, %, -. o 10, 10 20.
10 @ II Is m, sl2 80, j02 or, Oi 3 as, 3 534 OIL
p m. IL 03 night.
Accommodation, 6 25,7 A.. lo3 ,l1b5am,1sa.
=. lu, h3 iG, q % S, 10 o. ~ 40 II 33 d m
Sunday Trains-Leave Wilmington for:
Philadelphia. express, So, 2 g., z ~, 9 80 Q o.,
II 81 m, 3A, 3 O5, o. 10, 8 b6 g O6, o. 20,
9 " p m. Accommodation, : 20. 8 05 a IA. l2 10.
45, 4 O5, 8 20, 1880 pm.
Chester, express. 55, 4 20. 30. 90. II 5lam.
%. 5t, Z 90, ~ p m. Accommodation, z 90,
% a m, II ~ 45, o. 20, p, 10 30 2 m.
II 81 m, u 10, 3D. 3 05, 4O5, 8 10. o 50. 6 O6,
70 p, e8, 10 30 p IN.
Boston, without change, 56pm.
West Chestervia Lamokin. 5 % q m, 3 20 . m.
New Castle, 9 Sd y m. - 0d night
Cape Charles, Old Point Comfort and Nor
folk, " Oh night.
Aliddletown, Clayton, Dover. Wyoming, Fol
ton, Harrington Bridgeville, Seaford. Laurel
and nelmar, ~ OF night.
baltimore and Washington. 4 40. 8 0l, l0l5
m, II 06. 81 23, 20 Q3. ~, 20 p m, II 80 night
Baltimore only. of j m, u l3 night
Leave Philadelphia, Broad street for Will
mington, express, 3 5O Z 20. To- II Is a m. Al,
os 65i,7 iU,s 35, n 10, u 81 p IN. y 03 night.
Accommodation, 3 -, 3o q m. IL 35, 2 Oj. 6 10
as, DO O3 and d 3s m.
For further information. passengers are re-
ferrcd TO the ticket Office at the station.
congressional Limited Express trains. COM
posed entirely Of Pullman Nestibule Parlor
and Dining Cars.
slimited Express trains. composed Of Pull
man Nestihule Parlor Cars, Nestibule Passen-
CHAs d. PGGH. J.R. WOOD.
General Manager. General Passenger Agent.
Evening journal., 1892-07-22

TnK contrast between the characters
of the men just selected by President
Harrison is not more striking than the
motives which must have governed their
selection. One man is George Sbiras
Jr appointed to the Supreme Court-a
man of ability, erudition, of umblemished
personal character, a man with whom no
trade or bargain could have been male
even II it had been attempted. That se-
lection exhibits intelligence. care.
full discrimination and respect.
ful consideration for the wishes
Of the people and the dignity
of the Presidential Office. The selection
Of the negro, William d. Crum, for the
Office Of postmaster at Charleston. South
Carolina, is the antithesis Of this in every
respect More than that, the appoint
ment is in payment for services rendered
by Crum at Minneapolis. according to a
bargain entered into before the conven-
ton met Presbyterian Elder Harrison
probably knew Of that bargain
then; but, granting that he did
not, no does know Of It now.
WIN he consummate itg Again ON the
charitable, intensely. blindly, charitable
supposition, that he did not know
Of the bargain which had been made.
what arguments did the President listen
to, and what arguments and recon
mendations did he allow to prevail with
him, in throwing that Crum to the negro
voters Of the country2 How can a fair.
minded, temperate man compare these
two men, these two appointments with
out discredit to the Presbyterian elder.
who sits in the Presidential chair be.
cause he was supposed to be a man of
better character, higher motives, less
selfish patriotism, keener moral percep-
tions than James G. Blaineg
Evening journal., 1892-07-22
wANANrAKER,s.
Philadelphia Friday, fully %. ls0a
The weather to-day is likely
to be clear and cooler.


We have taken some thou
sands Of yards of Summer
weight Cotton Dress Stuffs
and put them into ten-yard
lengths at lump prices. In no
case is the present cost more
than half the original, in some
instances less than one-third.
Six suggestions;
lOyds Scotch Grape, $3.50; origin
ally 81.
lOyds Scotch Grape, So; originally
ioyds Scotch Gingham, $3.50; origi-
10 yds Scotch Gingham, sls5; origi-
nally $4.
10 yds domestic Gingham (best make
81 originally So so.
10 yds Surah Twill, 81 originally 50.
Thrifty buyers are already
laying them aside for next sea
son. Like getting 100 per
cent or more on their money.
Main aisle, near Market street entrance.
At $I.5o nearly two hun
dred Misses and Children's
Cloth Dresses. Light weights
and colors; 4 to IA years. This
seasons goods.
At So (about half) Dresses
Of fancy striped Camels-Hair,
4 to I2-year sizes.
Bathing Suits start at So.
second floor Chestnut street. $50
THE Wide, Wide World"
by Elizabeth Wetherell { (Susan
Warner.) One of the most
popular of the old-time Book
favorites. New dress, new
prices absurdly little. Neat
I2mO.
Cloth. 81 Illustrations, Csc
Paper. 30 Illustrations, c.
Sheet Music at SC the piece.
% o titles. List free.
Thirteenth street side.
JOHN WANAMAKER.
Evening journal., 1892-07-22

TIE workingmen here and elsewhere
should be prepared to have their wages re
duced They are getting too much, especi-
ally those engaged in the well protected
iron industries The fact that Hugh O'Don
uell the leader among worlimen, man Of
superior skill, strong character aud ster-
ling honesty should get Si44 a month has
created an excitement among the high
tariff cranks that is astonishing. They
who have been protesting to advocate
high wages have suddenly sickened and
begun TO abuse ODonnell for reveling in
wealth and becoming millionaire at the
rate Of Sl44 per month, while Carnegie
aud Frick have been compelled to econo.
mize to keep out of the poorhouse. These
sorrowful gentlemen have overlooked
he statement made at the same time that
the average wages Of many men in Car.
negie mills was 9s cents day for the
year Taking O'Donnells fortune as an
awful example the Republicans are pre-
pairing the way and working up sentiment
to reduce wages everywhere.
Evening journal., 1892-07-22

Ferris Giles evidently believes that IL is
better TO have run aud lost than never to
have run at all.
Senator John Pilling of Newark is in
this city to-day, helping Bach, MahaiIy
q Co. build their fences.
The Democratic County Committee
threw out Ohristiana White Clay Creek
New Castle and Blackbird hundreds in
the apportionment yesterday.
The diference-Levi C. Bird is at
Warm Springs; Senator Anthony Higgins
is in a hot-box thai the Harrison admins
tration is making no effort TO cool
James H. Kirk, the Democratic candi-
date for coroner, is in this city to-day
He is confident that he will carry the
county by several hundred majority.
NoTIcE.-Every man who has any.
thing like the serial number of a tax
receipt will confer o favor upon Bach,
Mahafy & Co., If he will send il
up TO Corruption Hall in an ice box.
The day upon which Job H. Jackson
and Washington Hastings will be put in
the campaign fund cider press by the
Republican managers has not been
officially announced
Ex-Councilman Franklin b. Colton's
steam dredge Vim is at Fort Delaware
loading up with Republican thunder.
The machinery is being overhauled. and
Il political mud singing bucket has been
substituted for the sand scoop.
senator Anthony Higgins is Mad
Anthony to-day. The administration
turned down his man for postmaster of
Newark and appointed Stephen r.
Choate, who has been postmaster before.
Is this the first blood drawn since the
Minneapolis convention2
j. B. Herdman. the Democratic post.
master at Newark who has been super
seeded by stephen r. Choate, an anti Hig-
gins Republican, goes out Of Office after
having served the government faithfully
for four years, As public official he
was very popular and no man ever took
better care of the loveletters of the
pretty Newark girls.
The Browns were conspicuous bv their
absence at the meeting of the First Ward
Republican Club at No 2l1 Market street
last evening. Their old political enemy.
Otto Scheu, presided lie pressed the
button and British Tom Buckley did the
TEST He told the members that they
must pay their taxes and qualify them
selves for registration or the Browns
would be sure to whip them at the pri-
maries on August H.
Levy Court Commissioner Paul Gills
of Prince Edwards Island would he
sheriff Of New Castle county. was seen
walking from Browns Hotel, towards
Market street this morning The power
fully built rural champion was in his
shirt sleeves, with his fists doubled. and.
like Dantes lion, with his head held
aloft, and hunger mad. that cen the air
was fear-struck while it blew through
his tawny name. He may have been on
his way to whip Pierce Gould for beating
him at the primaries. or possibly to-
break up the political machine for
refusing TO work his way. As no arrests
are reported, the Higgins men must
have pacifed him or hushed the matter
by placing "A deposit in the Hawkins
savings bank
Evening journal., 1892-07-22

MELODY has secured a judgment Of
$1,000 against Carnegie as receiver for
defunct opera company viii not all the
loyal people chip in and help the poor
man to pay itg
Evening journal., 1892-07-22

InB protected iron and steel manufact.
urers have begun to decrease wages in
order to pay campaign expenses. The
Republican papers, alway subservient.
are now engaged in telling the American
workingmen that their wages are too
high and serving notices on them that
wages ars to be reduced.
Evening journal., 1892-07-22

ONE admirable result of keeping so
much standing editorial matter in the
case Of the Morning News is, that the
editor is not forced the next day TO deny,
explain, or apologize for what he said the
dav before
Evening journal., 1892-07-22
WnMINGToN AND NoRTHrpN pAu-

WILMINGTON AND NORTHERN RAIL-
" ROAD. Timetable in effect June 10 1892
Trains leave Wilmington, French street sta-
tion for B. a o. Junction, Montrbanin. Guveu-
court, 1ranogue, Cossart, Chadds' Ford juno
ton, POcopsOn, West Chester Fmbreeville
Alurtonyille, Coatesville, Wavnesbiirr June
ton, Springfield, Joanna, Birdsboro. Reading
ana lntermedlate stations, daily. eXcept SUM
day 0O a m, 2 30 p m; Sunday only, s OF a. m.
and % pm.
b. & o, Junction, Montchanin. Guvencourt
Gfanogue, Cossart, Chadd's Ford Junction
focopson, West Chester, Embreeville. Nor
tonyille, Coatesville, Wayneeburn Juncfion
Springfield and Intermediate stations daiiv.
except SUNDAY, . % p IN; sunday. 90 4 M.
CQatesNille, West Chester and Intermediate
stations, daily except SUNDAY. 3 4Oam. 5Opm.
sunday only. at ~ and Z 90 pm.
Trains arrive az Wilmington French street
station, itom Heading, Birdsboro, Joanna
SpIlngneld' Waynesburg Junction, Coates
Nlle, MoftonVllle, Embreovillc West Chester
iocopson, Ihadd's Ford Junction Cossarf,
gfanegue, Gqyencourt, Montch3nin. p. q O'
Junction ana intermediate stations daily. cx-
eAcept sunday ~ 81 a M, q is i IN; Sundav
only, ~ y a "a and ~ y 1n-
IRON springiicld. Wayuesburg Junction
Ooatesyille, llurtoulllp, Emlreeyille pocnr'i
ecan, West chester, Chadd's Ford Jnncfion
Sossait, 1ranoguc, Guycncourt, Montchanin'
o. q y, Junction and intermediate stafions
ioiy, B 30 and siam. '''nq'
FROM Coaiesyille, West Chester ana fn+or
mediate stations, daily. cxcenf Sunder - ~
= IL. Daily az ~ aud 10 "a "A 81 and , .S X
r,,,,AA;.G7 e.. aici A i..AND. Snperinton1ieht' 'n'
BoNNEsS yts1sGs, vAefal Pass :ngcf ~. A.
Evening journal., 1892-07-22

As the soft radiance Of silvery moon
Light lends beauty and grace to rugged
mountain cliffs, so the smile of amiable
charity sweetens the lives Of men who
would otherwise be mercilessly harsh
and.eruel
Evening journal., 1892-07-22

silver campaign are lacking in quail.
Ties Of mental appreciation; they con-
deInn their readers as simpletons; or
they are unable OF unwilling to compre-
hend or argue the real issues-the tariff
tobbery and the Force bill infamy.
Evening journal., 1892-07-22
New York nernld rhlIo.onhr.

One pound Of cork will support a man
in the water. There would be fewer
drowning accidents if yachtsmen would
put the corks ia their inside pockets in-
stead of throwing them overheard.
Evening journal., 1892-07-22

FRHsH air goes great ways towards
Inducing men, women and children TO
lay aside their troubles; change Of
scene assists the beneficial transfer or
oblivion.
Evening journal., 1892-07-22

THE only dance the preachers have
not denounced is the st. vitus, the worst
Of all dances That is the only one
capable of cure
Evening journal., 1892-07-22

WHAT big ideas the little man must
have had who declared war upon little
Chill. while Blaine sat reading the peace
message, and afterwards settled for
Az. 600.
Evening journal., 1892-07-22
Frlck sllnnId 90 Slow.

NcW York Press.
1t looks as though Manager Frice
wanted TO arrest the whole population
of Homestead, He ought to leave few
people TO serve as witnesses and jurors.