New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-08-28
THE TALK or THE DAY.

At this season. when so many pulpits being
supplied, the following from The Waterman Is
pertinent Ministers who accept an invitation to
occupy a pulpit for a Sunday two during the
pastors vacation have right TO expect that their
compensation shall be commensurate with the ability
Of the church. When the pastor receives two or
three thousand year, II Is hardly fair to put the
supply of with q $10-bill. We have known OF
ministers Who having accepted an urgent Invitation
to occupy pulpit, have not received sum that they
would offer to the brother who has preached TOR
them at home during their absence, and they were
out of pocket their travelling expenses
have met said the puzzled tourist on the steam.
ship, d" but your face Is very familiar" -,,L
dignity who was cured Of that tired feeling By
using twelve bottles OF Dr. Rybolds sarsaparla, SIR
-(Chicaeo Tribune
The Haxen Company, Of Cincinnati, according to
The Cincinnati Times-star' has received what IL
probably the largest order thus far given for Amer1'
can Tin. plate. 1t was for 5000 boxes /. c. bright
coke tin plate, 14x2O. and 1000 boxes Of the same
quality 2Ox26 suitable for the manufacture OF cans
The plate Is to be manufactured at Ewood Ind, an0
will require train OF twenty-six cars to transport II
TO Chicago where the firm ordering It does businesSd
French Lie Flsht.-A.-Fancy; X. !. 50 fat that b
B-Nothing extraordinary In that. know a student
that is tall that he has to climb on ladder 70 axe
CHATS nothing at all I have cousin ao Mh0;S
LEGS are so t hong that Of h. not
sneeziRe till the oath or 25th Of the same msnth-
Courier du Midi.
Tho woman's Christian Temperance Union o.
Chicago has placed slot drinking machine" "a
the poetoHce building Of that city. penny put IN
tho slot It to hand ont drink OF cool water.
"Nor IN IT.
Down ID the green orchard. cool and shady,
hammock swings dreamily to ana ITO,
And IN II Is sitting the dancst lazy
His glances with fond admiration are laden;
He whispers his love in her willing ear; u.,n~-
Non .GnS ssi to me- The 'sas
Yes. listened and promised her love 70 me only.
And can't Ss say H.. ess h.T this ons
For I'm not In 1T today don't you know.
Down in the green orchard, cool and shady,
A hammock gives way With a.; terrible S eras slt,
and n ondsr n ssl oVe lies nat On
Ills earSs startled t hssIp az. stain, nearing
He's splitting ont sravei and mentally swearing
And Dc ss the m: :Sn ss ~ he ps q '
And as for myself DO nothing but crow
MARY G. Iieckle in The Boston Transcript.
Tho shortest street in the world Is Mansion House
st.. London. which is only few yards In length.
1t has been estimated that It would take q man
5000 years to read all the standard works AnS
yet you win scarcely find man In society who wn
Boston Transcript.
True words In "T1e Boston Transcript "Tos
many people 20 at the vacation task OF loafng ana
inviting the soul with too determined air. The s,ui
is shy OF Invitations which border on commando
and leaves its owner often cropping In commercials"
materialism simple. sad fntigue. There Is .
certain nervousness Of rest which Is more wearing
than hard work. A man who does not know how
TO dawdle, Idly Indifferent TO his usual absorbing
toll does not get the heart backbone Of his vsee
lion he only gnaws at the odds and ends OF H.
"rs now the fields and meadows sweet
Are filed with city charmers,
Who watch the farmers shock the wneat'
The while they shock the farmers.
indianapolis Journal.
A story was told the other day OF little girl whs
discovered cobweb and then, seeing spider energy
from IT, called ont: "Sce the cob run How fast the
cob r,insl" As matter OF fact she builded Dettef
than she knew, for cob. cop, U.s. according to the
dictionaries. the name sometimes given to spider;
whence the word cobweb which Is. strictly speaKns'
copweb. Cop in this sense is probably an abbrevia'
lion Of the AngloSaxon attercOppe spider.
80 far as is known the northernmost newspaper b
tho world is the Nora Kap." published and edited y
Hammerfest, Norway by p. Johansen. usmes
Of tho staff OF the Copenhagen Poitiken' recenuy
pad visit 10 his distinguished colleague III Sne "H
OF town. Mr.. Johansen received him with open arms
rs 1t tho first time he had ever seen Foreign
newspaper The NOiu nap Is puohsn7o n =
small wooden house. covered by al eartAsn ROOF
DESPITE his surroundings. however the editor ap
pcarcd TO be in the best Of spirits and to follow ms
profession with the enthusiasm which characteritcs
30 many OF his fellows. The subscribers OF the
Nord Kap," 1t Is true. are obliged TO wait some ums
for the news OF important events taking place 10 tns
various parts OF the world. As yet there Is no tes
graph ONCE in the small town. and Mr. Jothnsen u
Obliged 10 depend upon tho mails and newspape"
which arrive BY the vessels landing at Hammer1e's'
MANY of the subscribers. too. 1.-Two long distance
from the town. and week or more passes by oeioss
the paper can reach them after publication. MANY
OF the readers however. call at the once ior 'ns
" Nord- Rap" and present The editor with nsn o.
various kinds in exchange for his paper. Mr. JONAH
sen ts not O millionaire.
He-I have decided 70 ask your fathers ccn ssS
by letter. Pauline. Now. what sort OK 'e'e' w.
she-i think. Horace. that YOU'D maze
anonymous letter-pAls.