New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-07-14
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

selves with two newspapers. They started out with
about an equal equipment Of knowledge ana capaaty'
and their opportunities on their respective papers
were as nearly equal possible. But their success
has been by no tho same. one OF them
rather desplsed the prosaic drdgery OF the PROBES
SON. because he felt himself capable OF doing oetter
things Instead OF putting his best work Into the as
signments gwen to him, he laid himself out In the
writing Of such Byropic poetry as:
81" Hope IS fled flom out my life,
Naught Is left but pain and strife
lie has succeeded in having n few Of these pieces
prnted But instead Of helping him, these cnorts
have rather retarded his advancement in his PROBES
SION The other bottled up his poetic ana
literary aspirations, and bent all his efforts on the
writing Of rafting good reports Of the ephemerai
events OF the day As result, he Is already marked
for promotion and the Indications are that before long
he will hold place the paper where nc VIII nave
FREQ field for the exercise Of all his literary as
pratons, even to the writing of poetry, If he is
20 ipclined. This little story conveys Its own moral.
Tho manly tone in which The New-York Tribune has
discussed the Homestead affair." and the Just and souna
opinions 1t has expressed are highly eredltaoic 70 tnas
Of the question but has discussed them all with equal
candor and soundness OF Decentralization stabs
Gazette.
Two SLOWLY ,rcssed young women, evidently from
the Bowery district, In the staten Island
Ferrvhonse the other day, when one Of them
weigh herself by inserting nickel. When her COM
parion discovered what she had done. she called OUT
to her in a loud and raucous tone OF voice: Great
SCOTT Name, whnt you doln'f lou couh get
schooner OF beer with that nickel. / declare youh
the biggest chump ever see.'
The Blvllle Banner.-sixtecn poems that no man
can understand have been rcevea az snis riI Is
magazines $4,000 .,
and going 10 Cumberland lSlanQ 10 recover
There Is nothing mean about Bville When they
tar and feather a man here they send him a. blu DOT
Tie tar next day and swear that he cheated them ous
Three collections for the benefit Of the heather wiz
be taken up In the church o-morrow. We have vainly
nnon and need the money. Tie heatnen gets IL
every time A.. c.,., ~ 49,.
meal day and black beaver at Christmas. when
he nrst came here he gave II out mat ealvauon Taa
free and the conservation is holding him to his
wofd.-(Atlanta Constitution.
man should never write love letter in language
that he has not fully mastered A German gentleman
residing In England recently wrote to his beloved:
Dearest the thoughts Of you are my daily feed
Mindful OF Appcnrances.-There were four Of them:
all little girls They were travelling on an in-oound
spirits they were making considerable noise
Girls said the eldest rebuMngly. we're cuitin,
p pic settin bac K home Chicago Tribune
MANY persons" saws Inc NndTDer> JOuriaI
must have been struck with the awkward beginning
OF the line In the Tooth Psalm
For whvi The Lord our God is good
The truth Il, popular ingenuity-represented In TINS
case perhaps BY the prnter-has taken the liberty OF
changing the old word. .forwhy,' meaning because
which gave good sense and translated the ORIGINAL
but which had fallen out Of common use. into the
modern for whyi surely the restoration OF the
word might stIn be attempted before it is too late
At the Theotre.-Two young have SAT
through the performance. suddenly one gancN az
the Stage and cxclaims. Why, Belle can IL be pos
sible the curtains gone down How tim; has flown
didn't know II was nearly 80 late we've nan
real nice chat, haven't wel"-tBcston Transcript.
wanamassa Just opened on Deal Lake. and on ia
outskirts OF Asbury Park. ~ j.. is camping resort for
members u the Young Mems Christian Associa
lion and their friends. II is not money making
venture Good accommodations furnished cost.
No self interest In the project. Fifteen acres OF
beautiful wooded grounds the winding shores Of tho
lake. permanent buildings for executive officers. dining
halt Kitchen auditorium, gymnasium aud bowling
alleys 100 tents with wooden floors. ETC.. wore given
by The stout brothers. real estate men. TO the State FIX
ccutlve Committee Of the Y. VI. G. A., OF NewJeIsey.
to be used ~ a resort for young men and for
any others who wish 10 enjoy place OF this kind at
very moderate expense The camp Is now In working
order and ready for guests. having been opened with
religious and patriotic services and celebrations, July
.. and T. and Is under the direct management OF
David r More, Wanama'sa Camp. Asbury Park. y. j.
within q few minutes walk of North Asburv Park sta
ton. II Is morally and phy scaly healthiul place ior
the summer outing OF young men. ana affords them
every form OF outdoor recreation at prices that most
afford 10 pay.
The story about the little boys prayer brings Guy
another queer child yarn Little Emily mas n r,sh,
repeated her prayer faithfully but the other his"
she shocked and as,anished her mother BY sayins-
I'm COINS TO change my prayer tonight. maHihs'
I'm going to pray 20 the Devll!'
Why my child what do YOU meant" 80,
"Ch I'm going 10 pray Ia him TO take cnrc ot aV
flowers while we're awny ~ grandmas next week.
&" But why my dear pray TO the Devil 10 take Univ
Of your flowers y -. a, xtu
Ooh because he's down there. anyway. ana II WI"
DO handy for him l"-tBoston Transcript.
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