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The morning news., 1892-03-17
A Novel style of Adv.r.,.,na

Fourteen rows OF pins-2 ce-n-ntsl Four.
teen rows OF pins-a ce-n-ntsr' II was a
shambling old man and a shamblinR old voice
on Ihlrty-third street, says q New York letter
"a the Pittsourg Dispatch. He had a very ne
cunar gait on him-like horse with the sDrin0
naIt-o"ing TO the sole Of his right shoe being
loose and the necessity for Tapping the piece
Wen up and forward with every step In order to
oring It down in the right place. He had a
snaii ana well worn sachel. carried paper of
pins In his hand and kept his eyes strained on
the upper windows for customers. V
Fourteen rows Of pins, 2 cen-ts!' he cried
somewhat mournfully.
WINDOW went up with a bang that mada his
heart jump. A red headed woman with a
nushed faoe stuck her head out. ''Gimme one
row." she shouted.
"Wha-whaat?"
Gimme one row. you old fool !" she screamed
brinR IL upl' She made a gesture aa If she
"o9Io 1 scoop him up with her bony fingers.
fourteen rows, ma'am, only cents" he
said apologetically. ~
Gimme one row. tell you! I want 70 let
that good-for-nothing husband of mine see
whether I'm worth row of pins or not. IN Ak
nlm! In popped the red head and bang vent
the window down again. "eN'
Come up with row OF pins will II" solilo.
quizeo the old man shaking his head-"not
much. She don't want any pins She wants
tne neighbors TO know what her husband eavs
about her-that's what she wants III bet he's
up there now layin' for me with club. Row Of
pins! l wouldn't go up there If she offered to
buy my stock" w
Thus does age and adversely bring wisdom.
The morning news., 1892-03-17
A Plea for Unity .


That part Of Senator Hills address before
the legislature Of Mississippi in which be
made a strong plea for unity and concord
in the ranks Of the Democratic party was
much the best. Unity" he said.
twill endow with needful power the grea;
Democratic party, to-day the sole, efficient
instrument OF reform" Speaking ,particu-
larly to alliancemen, he said: "Is this the
time to divide our forest Is this the time
/ for the army of the farmers alliance in any
state to renounce cooperation with the
/ democratic hosts Of all the statesl Is this
the time to divide and separate and split.
| Gentlemen. it is madness. Once more 20
the breach, my friends; all together just once
more"
There are democrats in this state as well
as In Mississippi, Alabama, Louisiana and
other southern states who seem TO forget
what the Democratic party has done for the
south Deceived by the specious arguments
OF demagogues they would destroy the
Democratic party if they could. They do
not seem to realize that the Democratic
party is the only safeguard the south has
against force bill. The northern leaders
Of the third party-the party which
is seeking TO disrupt the Democratic party
in the south-would not raise a hand to
prevent the enactment of force bill. They
do not sympathize with the south in any
particular. Their sympathies are with the
north. Did they not introduce into the
platform adopted ar the st. Louis confer
ence provision that would take out of the
federal treasury hundreds of millions Of dol
lars for the benefit of union veteransl IL
such provision should become a part of the
law Of the land the southern people would
be taxed for a generation to pay the debt
that would be created.
Democrats could make no greater mis-
take than to sever their connection with the
Democratic party at this time, or, indeed,
at any other time. Through it, and it
alone, have the people any prospect Of relief
from the burdens of which they complain.
The third party will never reach such
proportions as to command respect. Its
platform is intended TO catch the unthink-
ing and its promIses can never be fulfilled.
But in the south it may cut down demo-
cratic majorities and thus weaken the moral
effect Of democratic victories.
Democrats Of the south should stand
firmly together in the approaching national
campaign. In every congressional district
a democrat should be elected and in every
southern state there should be such demo-
cratic majority as would convince the Re-
publican party that force bill legislation
would not be tolerated and would encour-
age and strengthen the democracy Of the
north.
The morning news., 1892-03-17
A Good BIZ.

Senator Colquitt introduced in the Senate
Tuesday bill to provide salaries for United
States marshals, United States attorneys
and clerks Of the circuit and district courts,
and to regulate the fees Of deputy marshals
and circuit court commissioners. The evils
designed to he remedied by this bill having
been noted by the Senate committee on the
judiciary, a subcommittee had already pre-.
pared bill covering pretty much the same,
ground as Senator Colquitt's, and it
is now pending in the full committee.
Senator Colquitt's bill was referred to the
Judiciary committee. and from the two
bill embracing the salient features of each
is likely to be evolved and submitted to the
Senate at an early day.
There is need of such a law as
the one proposed. Under the fee
system Of compensation United States
internal revenue and court officials fre.
quently lose sight of everything in a case
except the fee. And cases have been known
in which there was nothing besides the fee.
''Trumped- up" charges have been the
bases Of numerous cases examined by grand
juries. Such cases were "thrown out.n of
course, but the marshal and other officers
involved drew fees for Services rendered.
just the same as if the cases had been of the
utmost Importance.
The fee system "breeds rats" as the gov
erner Of New York would say; rats who are
too active in the search after the money
that may be obtained by working the
Offices for all they are WORTH" regardless Of
everything else.
The system should be amended, or abol-
ished and something more satisfactory sub
stituted. Something better may be had in
the salary system, though that is not above
criticism. 1t may tend to make the officers
less active in the discharge Of their duties.
The incentive Of fee being removed. a
deputy marshal may object to following a
violator of the laws as far as ne otherwise
would. The remedy for shirking, however,
lies in the official headax; if one marshal
will not do it, another will.
Senator Colquitt's bill, or another having
the same end in view, should go on the
statute books.
The morning news., 1892-03-17
PERSONAL.

QUEES VIcToEIA's COOK gets $500 year
FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE. now p years old
has been very III with the grip.
TUFTS COLLEGE will erect $1,000 monument
/ In memory Of the late Col Gardner Tufts.
RoBERr Fl. MCKEE. the Presidents son-in-Iaw
1 is guest AZ the white house for a few days
MNE. PATTI has engaged passage for her re-
turn to Europe by the City Of Paris May IS.
The CATALOGUE OF Leland Stanford uni
Versity shows a total Of 440 students, Of WHOM
ninety are women.
MISS ROSE ELIZABETH CLEVELAND has gone 70
Egypt seeking material for book which will
appear in the autumn
MRS. RUSSELL HARRIsoS left Washington
saturday afternoon for Omaha. where her
father Judge Saunders, is seriously ILL.,
SQUIRE JOHNSON, justice Of the peace al
Grayson, KY, aged 40, has enrolled himself az
scholar in country school near his home.
GRAVE FEARS are entertained that Mrs John
a Logan sustained serious injury to the
chair.
MRS. JULIA SwDFoRD. an old lady Of Ken
lucky, who died recently. left an interesting
collection Of li5 nightcaps for her relatives TO
remember her by,
PROF. NICHOLS CROUCH OF Baltimore author
OF the famous song Kathleen Mavourneen. -
has been seriously i'll with bronchitis. Part of
the time last week be was delirious.
MRS GROVER CLEyELAND's friends report that
she Is now perfectly well, but paler than she
used TO be. Little Ruth is a beauty. healthy
nearly, happy and with big violet eyes.
REV. DR.. NEWMAN OF the Tenth Street Con-
gregational church in Washington, has been
invited TO the presidency Of Marietta (O) Col
tain him. -
The ARMY now carries on It's retired list thirty
Two brigadier generals and four major generals
me quartet OF major generals is composed of
Sonn Pope, 8. 8. Carroll, j. @. Robinson and
Daniel Z. Sickles.
IHK Parsee Merchant" that noted preacher
on tariff reform who was known less widely nv
tne name Of J. s. Moore, died in New York
March ., IN his list year. He was of Jewish de-
scent, native of Konigsberg, Germany.
MICHAEL BIDDULPH, member of parliament
Tor Ross tHerefordshre), who made his maiden
speech after he had sat seven years as a mann.
per twenty years ago, has Just made another
Ihese are the only two he ever made in that
body. '-- 'N"'
Ex-ATroRNEY GENERAL GARLAND, who has re-
sided In Washington these three years since be
ceased to form part of Mr.. Cleveland e admins.
tratlon, is going back now to Little Rock, Ark.
70 live, and his old house is being repaired and
ntted Ior MS occupancy. He takes occasion to
deny rumor that his motive in returning is 20
re-enter politics.
The morning news., 1892-03-17
BRIGHT BITS.

BOSTON MoTHER-Why does Priscilla blush
Annette-Please, mem, she's studying i'm
proper fractions.-Kdte Fields Washington,
sHE1Do you call me your angel because you
think am fly?
He-No; because you harp so.-Nev York
Herald. ""
MISS BLEEcKER Of New York; was ius,
tickled to death
Miss Emerson of Boston-I was also fatally
tltillated.-Jikd0e.
DORA must have suffered some terrible dis
appointment One never sees her smile now
What is the matter"
Two front teeth pulled"
LITTLE DANNx--Father. what is the poppila-
tion av the worldy
Mr.. Grogan-Pfwhat's that s to youse, THEY'RE
mostly foreigners, Anyway y,-TndIdnGpo polls
I'M AS happy as king" said Lottie in the
why don't you say 'ace,' LottieY'' asked her
little brother Jack. AN ace is biggern a king
-NeUtoR NetUs. s.t
EDwIE {ouiateur photographer)- That's i'll
Angelina-What spoiled il?
Edwln-The Light of your eyes,
I. S.-Engaged. Puck.
WNEBRIDDLE-Snively is dentist now.
Glidersleeve-And rich, of course9
why, of course?'
Because all dentists do pain business. -
SIntth, Gray f Co.'S Monthly
BRowN lat the balll-What's the white stuff
on your coat sleeve?
FoGG Crushing his sleeve)-O, that's nothing.
only suspect that young woman was dancing
with must be the flour Of the family,-Bosfon
Transcript.
WOMAN might secret keep,
And safe forever lock it,
III she would only think to put
The secret In her pocket
-NetO York Herald.
JAKE-So your father has consented to our
unlonr thought he wouldn't allow You TO
marry a lawyer?
Cora-O, but that's allright, 80 far as Won are
concerned, he says. He heard you trying 10
conduct case In court to-day.
'YoU believe in signs, don't your" said the
newspaper man to the actor.
20, yes, was the reply
well, what do you consider lucky signY"
writing your name at the bottom of q con-
tract for good salary Washington SIav.
RAILROAD CoNDuoroR-Two tickets, please.
Tor the double-headed boy.
Manager-rve got only one and they'll ride
on that.
Railroad Conductor-No. they won't If you
don't pay another fare III put one OF them off.
Judge.
PRoFKssoR-All statistics prove that the blonde
women are more difficult to get on with than
the brunettes.
Astonshed Auditor-Are you certain of thats
Professor-It's fact
Astonished Auditor-Then l do believe nv
vile dyes her hair!-Jttd0e.
The morning news., 1892-03-17
His Parting Shot.

The two young men had induced the deacon
to take his first Turkish bath, says the Chicago
Tribune. They had gotten him properly attired,
or rather unattired, and had conducted him into
the hot room.
The deacon didn't enjoy it, but he was game.
de rolled around nervously on his cot, and
every time he moved he seemed to strike a hot
ter spot. But he stood it like a man until the
perspiration made rivulets innumerable In run
ming OF him. Then he lifted himself up on his
elbow and said, plaintlvely:
Let's get out Of this"
But the young men only laughed and told
him 60 keep quiet; that it was just getting com
Portable.
When he finally absolutely refused to stand
It any longer they led him into the steam room.
and sat down to gossip and enjoy his discomfit-
ure as he felt himself slowly boiling away.
And the deacon seemed inclined to loss hia
temper. It was aggravating to be so ex-
tremely uncomfortable when they were an
parently enjoying themselves, and would offer
MIN no means OF escape that would, to say the
least, be digni1ed.
But there was an end to IL; he got out: and as
ne looked more in sorrow than In anger from
one to the other of them, one asked:
We'll, deacon, what do you think of it?"
The deacon replied solemnly and with all due
dignity but rather pointedly:
IT'S COED thing. young man; it's remark
ably convenient thing for some people who need
70 suitably prepare themselves for the here.
after, but for my part am glad to get on the
surtecs OF the earth again.
The morning news., 1892-03-17
Spring Courtship.
From the Nesc York Press.

When running freely the maple sapis,
And buds from the trees begin TO shoot,
And tailors are measuring happy chapniea
For the overcoat and the new spring suit.
And amateur gard 'ners are telling stories
or winters that lasted into May,
And the shoots of the last years morning
giories
Come up in a sort Of promiscuous way.
Then feeling wakes in the young mans
bosom
OF yearninR fond for some maiden fair.
And he mopes and pines. and we must excuse
him,
For he cannot help it, it's In the air.
And the maid, it is meet for the bard to say.
Is affected herself in similar way.
BY some occult law they are brought together.
And they seek to please and attract each Other.
He tries to win her by verse or sonnet.
She him BY gorgeous Easter bonnet
The morning news., 1892-03-17
An ExcltsnR Moose Chase.

The teciturnity Of backsyoodsmen- saws
Youth's Companion, used 20 be much Illus
trated by American writer's but now. perhaps
because backwOodsmsn are too few 70 form As
conspicuous national element as formerly.
their peculiarittes are not often mentioned
From Canada, which still has vast areas OF al
most unbroken forest, We received the follow.
ing verbatim report OF a conversation between
acity sportsman and his beckwoods guide, Bill
BuckshaT:
You have killed moose. Bill suppOseg"
ANY big bulls!'
Some
''Wheref"
Back yonder."
We're you ever charged by oney"
How was that"
He come at me. "
He'd you wounded himr'
"How did he comeY"
AcroSt the sWale -
Couldn't you stop him with another shotsn
Hadn't on'y muzzle- loader"
Did he get close to your"
'CloSt as you be-"
Then you killed him!"
What thens'
clumb up"
'Wheref"
'On the root"
What rootY"
The big pine root"
"A fallen pine7
''Yas'
What did he doY"
Lammed into it,"
Into whatf"
The root"
"How?"
..Lickety pelt. Head first. Twict."
did he 90 off them"
II near did"
He shook the root, eh?"
You bet"
But you held on?''
Sure"
Were you sItting?"
"Stannin'"
How could you hold onY'
branches of root"
We'll, what theng'
Il fetched him."
20, you had another shoty''
Got loaded up"
Then you killed himf"
You could "a killed him yourself, then
With that. says the sportsman, II gave up
tne 4 questioning, and imagined the details,
after long silence Bill said:
lnat cured me Of muzzle-loaders'
The morning news., 1892-03-17

Senator Hill, who will be the guest Of
the Hibernian Society Tonight and to-mor-
row. will receive a cordial welcome in Sa-
vannah. Even if he came unheralded and
simply as visitor he would be given re-
ception worthy Of 80 prominent and distin-
guished a democrat While the fact
that he is conspicuous candidate
for the presidential nomination of his
party will be uppermost in the mind Of
every one,she welcome accorded him will be
none the less hearty because of the diff
ference of opinion as to the wisdom Of nom
mating him.
The morning news., 1892-03-17

The South Carolina Military Academy at
Charleston has for several years
been an issue in state politics. The in
stirution is the pet of the low country and
the cities, but the farmers alliance politi-
clans object to state appropriations for its
maintenance, and have dubbed it mill
tary dude factory" The maIn building of
the academy was badly damaged by fire
Monday morning. as reported In the MORN
ING NEWS. If the present state authorities
should be asked to restore the building they
would refuse, notwithstanding it ia a state
institution; and the chances are that the
next legislature would refuse an appropria-
ton for repairs, and probably also the
regular appropriation for running the
school il the repairs had not been made To
prevent any such contingency arising the
people Of Charleston will restore the build
ing and put the cadets back there before
the convening of the next legislature.
The morning news., 1892-03-17
IEDEI TO NBW ADVERTISEMENTS.

MEETIEes-Solomon's Lodge No. l. F. and A.
M; The Hi6ernian Society; Harmonic Club; ST.
Andrews Society; B. P. o. Elks; Workingmen's
Benevolent Association.
MILITARY ORDERs-Irish Jasper Greens.
SPECIAL NoTIoEs-Notice as TO Wood Trains,
H. R. Dill, Superintendent Main Stem Division
Central Railroad and Banking Company of
Georgia.
For DARIEN, BRUNSWICK, ETC Steamer
Belleview.
A Few WINTER GooDs LEFr-B. H. Levy &
Bro.
MINERAL WATER-Buffalo Iithia Water
STEAMSHIP SCHEDuLE-Baltimore Steamship
Company.
FURNISHING GooDs--Falk Clothing Com
pany.
AMusEMENTs-Base Ball To-day, Washington
VS.. {. l.. A.
CHEAP COLUMN ADVERTISEMENTS - Help
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent; For
Sale; Lost; Personal; Miscellaneous.
The morning news., 1892-03-17

Mr.. jay Gould is gong to Mexico after
all, Cara or no Cara. And. by the way,
the association of names opens up a big vein
for speculation. just suppose-it costs
nothing to suppose-that Cara and Gould
should meet and make deal whereby Diaz
would be forced out of his holdings, which
would be gobbled by Gould. In other
words. suppose Gould should furnish the
"sinews of war" to Cara for the purpose
Of overthrowing Diaz and take in return the
poor boon Of a Mexican kingship with
Cara as prime minister? 1t would make a
splendid newspaper story. Border cor
respondents may make use OF the idea with
out charge.
The morning news., 1892-03-17
Rough on the Hired Man.

The New York Observer man saw a ouee,
couple crossing the Pavonia ferry short time
since. They had come in by the Erie road, and
were getting into the later years Of life, The
about o'clock, and he looked at his big silver
watch and replied it was O'clock. But they
said we'd get there about 9 O'clock" she pro.
tested. Train might have been late" at
wasn't quite by the clock in the depot. He
took out his bulls eye again for another look
held 1t up to his ear to see If it was going. and
then suddenly exclaimed %, pshawl I'm an
hour ahead I've had her set for the hired mar
TO get up by, and forgot to turn 'er back"
The morning news., 1892-03-17
Not "Micrococcin v

Prof. Brieger OF the Berlin Medical institute
says German paper, was busily at work in his
laboratory, surrounded by formidable avray
of chemical and ARCHAEOLOGICAL utensils. A
distinguished physician called upon him and
watched his absorbing labor with interest
The professors attention seemed to he
anxiously. but still hopefully, concentrated on
a vessel which was enveloped in smoke and
steam. 'Guess what 1 am boiling here " said
the professor. The visitor began to enumerate
the entire scale of micro-organisms. micro.
coccir" mo" ''SonococciY" NO." 'iSniro.
chet@?" NO" Then whats" "Sausaees :,
replied Brieger
The morning news., 1892-03-17
The Western Candidates.

The most prominent western candidates
for the democratic nomination for President
are Senator Palmer, of Illinois, and Gov.
Boies, of Iowa. The only objection offered
to Senator Palmer is that he is too old, and
against Gov. Boles the charge is made that
he has not been long enough democrat to
entitle him to the highest honor in the gift
of his party.
Senator Palmer is more than "a years old,
but he does not appear to be more than 90.
He is remarkably well preserved. He is q
associates in the Senate regard him as one
of the most vigorous Of the older men In
congress. There is no question about his
democracy. He was born a democrat
and he was a stanch member of
the Democratic party until the civil war.
For few years he acted with the Repub-
lican party, but its centralizing and sectional
policy did not suit him. Nearly twenty
years ago he got back into the Democratic
party, and has been satisfied to remain
there, doing good service for democratic
principles.
Senator Palmer, as the democratic nomi-
nee, would arouse vast amount of enthu-
siasIn in the west. He is the sort of man
the farmers admire, and they would give
him hearty support. There is no good
reason why his age should be considered a
serious objection to his nomination. There
are many examples Of men as old as he fill
ing positions Of the highest responsibility.
Although Gov. Boies is recent convert
to democracy, he is remarkably good
democrat, and one that has been very sue
oessrul. IL has not been so many years
since Iowa's republican majority was over
$4,000. That democrat occupies her ex-
ecutive chair is such a tribute to Gov.
Boies' worth as a man, and his ability as
statesman as few men receive. He is a
modest man, and is not likely to call atten-
tion TO his own merits, or to adopt unusual
methods TO get the nomination. He de-
pends upon his record to speak for him.
The morning news., 1892-03-17
The Question Before the South.
From Me Nei0 York Times und.l

From The Net0 YORK Times und.)
Here then. is the ohoice submitted TO the
south ltcan probably pass the Bland bill in
the House. It can probably prevent the nomi-
Bland bill into law. IL cannot elect any cAndi,
date other than Mr.. Cleveland. And for the
barren exercise OF lie power in either OF these
directions IL will DO repaid by the enactment of
a force law that will put IL into q hopeless
minority for years. that will bring disturbances,
confusion, and violence into every southern state,
that will check enterprise and industry ana
progress, and both oppress and humiliate its
people. The choice ought not % be dificult
We do not belisve that it will be when the facts
are seen as they must be seen,
The morning news., 1892-03-17

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The morning news., 1892-03-17

"Cept. Frank Scotte," who frightened the
London Times SO badly short while ago
by threatening TO "wipe England out
of existence" signing himself "of the
Thirty-eighth Pennsylvania RiHes,n has
been discovered. He Is IS years old. Now,
II the boy who wrote the Times reply can
be discovered. and each ones pa will give
him q good strapplng, England and America
may resume their former amioable rela-
tinnA
The morning news., 1892-03-17

An Ohio man named Sheckler has filed a
claim for pension that is now being paid
to the widow Of union soldier. The dead
soldier was substitute hired by SheckIer
to take his place in the ranks when be was
drafted in '63. and he claims that, inasmuch
as it was his investment that caused the
pension, It belongs to him.
The morning news., 1892-03-17

The fashion allowing women to wear ex-
pensive shirt fronts, "just like men," came
in the nick of time to suit Miss McEvoy. of
New York. She has been appointed clerk
in a New York hotel. and will need the
shirt front as setting for her diamond.
The morning news., 1892-03-17

A train with Gov. Flower. of New York.
aboard was stuck" in a snowbank Tues
day between Albany and Watertown for
eight hours. The governor did not kick a
bit; in fact, he seemed to enjoy it. There
were political heelers at each end Of the line
looking for him