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The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1892-04-01


your sufferings from Catarrh.
That is, if you go about it in the
right way.
There are plenty of wrong ways,
that perhaps you've found out.
They may relieve for a time, but
they don't cure.
Worse yet, they may drive the
disease to the lungs. You can't
afford to experiment
But there as a right way, and a
sure way, that does cure. Thou
sands of otherwise hopeless cases
have proved it. It's with DR.. Sage's
Catarrh Remedy. BY its mild,
soothing, cleansing and healing
properties, it permanently cures the
worst chronic cases. Catarrhal
Headache, "Cold in the Head y
everything catarrhal in its nature,
is cured as if by magic.
It's way so sure that the pro-
prietors of DR.. Sage's Remedy
offer, in good faith, $500 for a
case of Catarrh which they can
not cure.
If it's sure enough for them to
make the offer, it's sure enough
for you to make the trial.
riley risk $500. What do yoe1
riol- ,
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1892-04-01

/ loathe clocks! They are like your
frank people who are always bawling I'M
pleasant truths at you. As | look up
from my work just now and catch the
eye of that brazen little monster on the
shelf it almost seems as though it was
gloating over the fact that time has the
best Of me. 'Ah, har' it seems to be
saying. would like to keep your bloom
a little longer, would you? Don't like to
think how late in the day it's getting for
some folks, and how near the bedtime of
the grave! But mortals can't hold on to
youth, and they can't forget the inn
where they are bound to sleep the night
of death away. while my brazen tongue
is wagging! You're on the lightning ex-
press that stops at no station, and I've
got hold of the throttle valve, my dear
Well, you little beast. go on with your
exulting beat Of passing time! Swing
yourself loose and hurry us away to the
sea as a spiteful tug tackles an outward
bound ocean steamer! Some day we
viii get it all back on you, when we
stand under the new heavens checked
OFF with no meridian Of time! We shall
forget you and your paltry environ
ments as completely as the summer for
gets the winter or the sunshine forgets
the storm. Meantime | would like tC
demolish you with meat Chicago
Herald.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1892-04-01
a VALUABLE REMEDY.

BRANpRETH's pills purify the blood,
stimulate the liver, strengthen the kidneys,
regulate the bowels They were introduced
in the United States in 1888. Since that
time over fifty millions of boxes of BRAN
DRETH's PILLS have been used
This, together with thousands of con-
vincing testimonials from all parts of the
world, is positive evidence of their value.
BRANpRErH's Pills are purely vegetable,
absolutely harmless and safe to take at any
time.
sold in every drug and medicine store
either plain or sugar-coated.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1892-04-01

The late w. j. Florence was best
-nown off the stage as a practical joker.
~ relied for lis success upon his clever
ass entirely. And it is not recorded
Ibat he ever made an enemy by a practi-
ii Joke. This owe of practical joking
l1ade him anc Dundreary Sothern
lends until the end Of Sothern's life.
lbev were continually playing jokes
bcb mon the otber. and whichever way
y Joke went it WA appreciated. Larry
,rome. Sothern and Florence were a
Mons trio Of jokes in New York ten
A avs ago. New York Sun.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1892-04-01
BEW ARE OF OINTMENTs FOR CA.
TARRa THAT CONTAIN MERCURY,

AS mercury will surely destroy the sense of
smell and completely derange the whole system
when entering 1t through the mucous surfaces.
Such articles should never be used except on
prescriptions from reputable physicians, as the
damage they Will do is tenfold to the good you
can possibly derive from them. Halls Cutarrh
Cure, manufactured by f. j. Cheney 4 Co. To-
lede, O., contains no mercury, and is taken in
ternally, and acts directly upon the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system. In buying Halls
Catarrh Cure be sure you get the genuine. 1t is
taken internally and made in Toledo, o., by f. j.
Cheney Il Co.
EaY- Sold by druggists price, 75o per bottle.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1892-04-01

Mr.. Michael d. Sculley, Of Morris, Pa,
is going to the Worlds fair He is pro-
fessional catcher of snakes and he now has
a belt, vest and "a pair Of slippers made of
rattlesnake skins And if live, F" said he,
"they will see me at the Worlds fair with
A hat. coat and trousers to complete the
suit and 100 live rattlers, which | shall
handle like so many kittens. They will all
have their fangs in too" Even if Chicago
/ Z crowded at the time, if Mr.. Sculley Sc
llects a boarding house and insists on stay
Inc be will undoubtedly get a room all to
bimself-and his snakes.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1892-04-01

Some mathematician of leisure has
been estimating the number of islands
in the world, and has succeeded in count
ing some hundreds of thousands. He
says there are over 1000 island under
the flag of Japan. Strangely enough, he
makes no reference to the Thousand
islands of the St. Lawrence or to the
thousands in our own Georgian bay,
some of which are Of considerable size
1t was among these beautiful wooded
little islands that the Huron Indians
took refuge when they were assailed il
1649 by their implacable foes, the Iro
quois. Among the labyrinthian chan
nels the Iroquois could not successfully
pursue them, and those who escaped x
the islands saved themselves from the
determination which befell their friends
Toronto Truth.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1892-04-01

in New York city.
Most of the deni-
zens have a con
slant thirst for
beer. They want
the beverage at all
hours of the day
or night and seek
almost any excuse
to cause an extra
flow from the sa-
loon keepers bar
rel into the capa.
cious tin can
known as THE
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1892-04-01
In case of too much money start newspape

The manufacturers of Star Plug chewing
tobacco have built up the largest tobacco
business the world has ever seen by giving
the consumer the best tobacco and full
weight sixteen-ounce pound plugs, proving
conclusiyely that good tobacco and pound
plugs are wanted by most tobacco chewers.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1892-04-01

For bronchial and astnmatic complaint
and coughs and colds "Bro,pa's Bronchial
frOches " have remarkable curative proper
ties. % cents box.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1892-04-01

Tommy Ito new boy) you wasn't born in thi
country GU can't never be the President. New
Boy-No; but l can be policeman some day
and YOU can't.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1892-04-01
Mining linn In the nun.

lake up in''-
don't lie so transparently. New York
Sun.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1892-04-01
MRS. sULLVANs FUNERAL.

After the Corpse Was Laid Away There
Was Fighting and Murder.
& Unsociability is at a discount in Double
ALLEY. This dark and noisome spot is "a
part of the Cherry Hill tenement district
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1892-04-01

Greenland has no cats How thankful the
Greenlandei should be. Imagine cats in a coun-
try where The nights are six months long.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1892-04-01

THE QUIMBY HOUSE, Portland, Or, is the
best 81 a day hotel on the Pacific Coast
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1892-04-01

The Fas' idious Man.-You can always tell the
fastidious man by his sending twenty seven tufls
and collars 70 the laundry accompanied by "a
single shirt
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1892-04-01
I'VE cttILDReN AeANooNeo.

Two Families Broken Up by a st. Louis
Elopement.
81 Mamma, don't love YOU" remarked
.foseph Il. Knott. of St. Louis, the other
day as he pulled his wife's nose in play
full manner.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-11-09
His Mother Left Him There.

Tranquilino Benito, a short Next
can with q long name, was found last
night at an hour when all honest
men, except those interested in the
election returns, should be In their
own homes and beds, In the house OF
Mr.. r NJ. Pereder, who lives on South
Alamo street. The niece of the gen.
tleman, WI no had been up late, read
ing, discovered the Mexican in the
house. She ran down to the Mission
Garden and told Mr.. Pereder about
the man I'm the house. He and Officer
Harris went to the house and caught
Linn.
He tried to explain his presence In
the house by saying that his mother
left him there. He was hatless and
shoeless when caught. He was fined
SIS for being . suspicious character.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-11-09
RECORDERS COURT.

This morning court opened at9:30
aud closed at 1915. The first case
that came up was against Sam Ben
nett tor violating sanitary ordinance,
which was dismissed.
Phil Logan, for being q suspicious
: character, was transferred to the JUS
tice court on a charge of theft under
so. He is the young negro charged
with stealing 81 at the, Bella-Union
Monday night. Chss. Grant, the sup
posed acc0mplioe, was discharged.
VIM. Mulcahy, drunk and down,
dismissed.
Sailing Perez was up charged with
carrying brass knucks. He was ar
rested at precinct No 7 by officer
Rips. The way he became arrested
was, he stole q stamped ballot, and
searched for the ballot he found the
knucks. His case was continued.
e. Stovall, q six-foot negro with
bad eye, got too much bug juice IN
him yesterday afternoon and while
Captain Perez was standing I'm front OF
the MutuaIista hall tslking to several
friends, the negro came up to him
and used toward him some very in
suIting language. He resented the
lnsult and the negro hit him in the
face; they cIinched. Officer Perez
seeing the trouble went over to him
and tried to make the negro leave
He resisted the officer and at the
same time struck the officer in the
face. Perez hit him on the head with
a club and he was transferred to the
lookup. The case was continued for
witnesses.
Tom Smith, hackdriver, Is q very
enthusiastic Hogg man and yester-
day yelling very Justify for the
punernstorisl pork, when Duffy, an
other hack man. asked him what was
the matter with Clark. Smith did
not like that and jumped off his hack
and struck Duffy in the face. Oficer
Rips arrested him and he was fined
II.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-11-09
Indications Of Old Age.

DO you know the surest indIca-
ton of old sgeH" said q physician the
other day. 1.-THE surest indication in
man ;" he continued, "are moist eye,
a dry palm and q shrinkage of the
calf OF the leg. All these indications
are due to some action OF the nerves
consequent upon advancing years. In
the matter of the eye the fifth section
is interfered with, and 1t is this that
causes the flow OF water, The dryness
of the palms is caused by an interior
ence with the functions OF the body,
also due to the action of the nerves,
and the shrinkage of the leg follows
from similar causes. In old age, too,
YOU notice some men become more
corpulent than in the early portions
of their lives. With drinking men the
change is often produced by the guam
tity Of saccharine which they con-
sumo with their drink, and with those
who do not drink 1t follows from
other physiological changes. AS to
the hair growing gray, it results In
the me jority of cases from the partial
clos ing of the hair cells and the re-
duction Of the quantity of natural
olorIng matter which the closing
produces. With women the dimDess
of the eye does not come so soon as IL
does in men.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-11-09
The School Lunch Basket.

Mr.. +. n. Hood in the Texas Sanitorium.
There is a point of health to which
the attention of parents should be-
called, and that is the preparation of
the lunch basket, upon which the
little ones are to depend for their
MONDAY meal. Every one who lives
in a home whence the children go to
school daily, will bear witness to the
fact that very few of them eat solid
morning meal. What with the vexed
servant question, and the conse-
quent late break fast, the hurry to
gather books and wuaps, and to re.
ceive the points of the too frequent
commissions with which mothers and
older sisters tax them, the child does
not give time nor attention to the eat.
ing of q proper breakfast, but, snatch
ing 8 hssty bit of the most palatable,
and frequently least digestible por-
tiOs of the morning meal, Grams into
the lunch basket what pleases her
fancy, and PUSHES off to catch car.
If mothers could feel the import.
ance of this matter they would insis t.,
in the first place, that the children
should eat q good substan tial break
fast before leaving home. This can
be done If it is made point, and they
be required to rise early enough to be
in readiness to start as sOon as break
fast is over. In the meantime let the
mother herself put up the noon basket,
even If something else must be left
undone. Let there be fruit for the
eleven o'clock recess, with the in
junction that nothing else be touched.
Then q generous slice of good
bread thickly spread with butter,
cold meat and a bottle OF rich milk :,
and perhaps bit of sweets that the
obedlent son or daughter is told to
eat last. Ask the children when they
come home il they ate the lunch, and
make it worth their while to obey,
and If I am not mistaken you will
have happy. rosy-cheeked little folks,
who will love school and will not
need physic to keep them from
"bresking down" before the session
ia finished
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-11-09
Timed His Hand.

Two negro boys were before the re-
corder this morn ing for having fought
at the Bella Union Monday night.
Their names were Geo. Hubbard and
Sam Reed. George accused Sam of
clipping his hand and told him" If he
did not get Off the table he would hit
him with cOar. He didn't get" and
Hubbard carried out bis threat. That
arrous ed the ire of Reed and he be-
gan to return the compliment very
vigorously and chairs began to float
around the room at lively rate
They were arrested but as no damage
was done and that being their first
offence, they were turned loose by
Judge Devine with the remark tina,
you must deal more charely with
those chairs next time.n
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-11-09
Mending Matters.

Clara. You certainly must have
some courage, Charlie, You were
brave enough to propose to me when
Charlie. Ii | had known you longer,
perhaps [ should not have BEEN
Brooklyn Life.
Mrs. Newlywed-If were to die I
suppose you would never think or
speak Of me again. Mr.. Newlywed-
That's where you are doing me a
grevious wrong. I'd be always hold
ing you up to my second wife as a
luminous example of what a second
wife should be.-Texas Siftings.
"Mlss N, how could you think
that had ever said in company that
you were stupid? Quite the contrary;
whenever your name was mentioned
L was always The only one who didn't
say so "-Renchthaler.
Mr.. Slender TO Mrs. Buxom, whose
husb band is dancing with Mrs. Slen-
der)-You know, admire your hus-
band prodigiously, madame. Mrs.
Buxom-And indeed you ought. He
is very cOnsiderate. Whenever /
take him out he Invariably devotes
himself exclusively to the WALL
fiowers.-Life's Calendar.
Parker-Who was that tough l saw
you with today, Hicks? HIcks-Be
careful, Parker! That was my twin
brother. Parker-By Jove! Forgive
me. old man. 1 ought to have known.
- Harper's Bazaar.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-11-09
To Play Musical Whist.

In these days, when it is the fash-
sion to understand and study whist,
It is interesting to know that as
novelty for bazaar the game has
been introduced as Musical Whist
with Living CARDS." Four players are
seated upo1 raised seats; q large.
square cloth, on the floor or on q plat
form or stage, forms the card table.
The cards are represented by persons
in appropriate costumes, and the
gowns for the court cards may be
yery original. The clubs usually wear
gray and white, the emblems beirg
In black velvet, and have crowns
of silver gray and jet. Hearts WEIR a
pretty shade Of green, with white,
and the emblems are in red. Spades
are in pink with black velvet EN-.
blems; diamonds in yellow with deep
red. The parts of the smaller cards
may be taken by children in gowns OF
cream white and mob caps, the cards
being indicated in large characters on
the front of their dresses, or they may
carry an immense card, two feet in
length, and hung over the shoulders
hanging in shield fashion in front, or
which are the spots OF the card, and 8
card should hang at the back
also and display the ordinary kind
of q card back. The cards entel
to the music of march ant
are preceded by two little pages
clad in slashed satin suits, cspes will
ostrich tips and carrying wands o
silver. Shutting, cutting and dealing
are shown by dance, and the card
then arrange themselves in front o
their respective players. Each playe
indicates in turn the card 10 sdvsnc
to the centre, with musical accomp
anlment. The winning card Of eacl
trick leads the others to one corner o
the square where they form in hle
and so on closing up when six tricl
are made on either side. At the con
olusion OF the game the tricks Of tn
winning side lead off in triumph thos
~ those of the losing.-From The La
dies Home Journal for October.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-11-09
Receiving Returns.

Much enthusiasm was manifested
by the members of the Bohemian
club, up until a late hour last night,
when the bulletins were read as soon
rs received from off the wire.
The crowd at the Harmony club
was large last night and the bulle-
tins when read, occas toned great
cries for joy.
The Menger hotel was all scene OF
excitement last night and consider.
able mbney changed hands, The re-
turns of the election were read as
soon as taken from the wire and the
cheers were many and lOud.
The CObweb saloon received
bulletins last night and much JOY
was displayed when favorable demo-
cratic news reached the board.
Scholz garden and the Clark clut
headquarters were scenes of happy
moments while the bulletins were
being read. At the former plac,
many beers were drank to the success
of Cleveland and Stevenson.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-11-09
Ladies Shoes.

We have made arrangements to handle
the goods produced by the celebrated
Edwin c. Burt & Cos factory. These
shoes are on a par with the best goods
ever introduced and are acknowledged
to be the lowest priced fine goods in the
market, being exceedingly stylish, very
durable, elegant and justly popular. We
have them in every width and every
style toe and heel desired.
See our $3.50 Ladies' Dongola Button
Boot has late Vienna toe and patent
Josie tips, i'll all sizes and widths.
In Cloth Tops, our new lines at $2.S
are beauties, they have patent tips in all
widths and sizes.
Our SI.95 Ladies' Button Boot stands
on equility with any $3.50 shoe made
for elegance and durability they are all
right. We have this quality in Opera,
Paris, Globe and Common Sense toes
and heels. all sizes, 2 to s.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-11-09
STOVES AND RANGES.
ALI OVER A WOMAN.
Young Clayton EiOp's With a Nari'
ETY. Queen and Leaves His
Family.

ety queen anu
Family.
For the past few days there has
been considerable excitement among
the variety people Of this city, the
cause being the elopement of George
l. Clayton, formerly manager Of the
Olympic theatre, and later one OF the
proprietors of the Star theatre, his
companion being one Maud Deity, a
handsome and attractive song and
dance artist, who came from Chicago
four weeks sgp.
Clayton came from q respectable
family in the north two years ago,
located in san Antonio, and engaged
in the sign painting business He
became frequent visitor to the Bella
Union theatre and was engaged as
manager of same over year
ago. His ability as a theatrical
man became great, and he was EN-.
ployed to mcSage the Olympic
theatre, at q lucrative salary. He
worked successfully and two month
ago engaged in the theatrical business
with Billie, the two having started
what is now known as the Star
theatre. Clayton secured the SER
vices of this Maud Deity, while in
Chicago last summer, and she ar.
rived in San Antonio shortly after
the opening of the new dive. Mrs.
Clayton, to whom George was married
shortly after his engagement as
manager of the Bella Union, is now
in the north visiting, and has been
away for several months ClaytOn's
affections were at once cast on Maud
Deity and he has been paying muCh
attention to her since her appearance
to this city.
Last week Clayton's partner, Billie
went to Dallas 10 employ some variety
girls. On his return he went to the
sale and found only 81 95 there, the
amount supposed to have been taken
In during five nights performances
On questioning Clayton. he satd: Il
have paid out all the money" One
word brought on another and it was
agreed by the two that Billie would
purchase Clay toms half interest,
which was done. The next day,
when fiual papers We're to have been
drawn up, the gay young fellow was
missing. An investigation was at
once instituted and it was then
learned that the two, Clayton and
Deity, had fed for parts unknown.
1t has also been learned that Clay
ton has left many people Gin the
hole" Several of his creditors have
been on the lookout for him, but Of no
avail.
Mrs. Clayton is we'll respected
lady aud has one child, q recently
born baby, and the way in which she
has been left homeless and penniless
will cause much unhappiness and
SORROW.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-11-09
PERSONAL MENTION.

Judge w. w. King has gone to
Wharton, to see his brother. who Is
reported as dying.
Mr.. J. L. Martin, lawyer and for
merly' district attorney for the 4lst
judicial district, with home at
Brackesville, has located In this city
and opened an office in the Mackey
block, for the practice of his probes
sion.