New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-09-25
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

NJ leanneSS
Kansas man tells the following story There Is doctor
T., A,cbieon who is great friend Of Mr.. ingalls,. lie
had boen frequently annoyed by newsboy, who would
come into his Office very unceremonously ana poster
him by trying ia sell papers one aay VINE" '''' iu
calls was in the Office the boy heard coming up the
stairs and the doctor decided TO put up )oo on ni
ue rushed out an arcuated skeleton. placed II 10
chair by the desk and then the two men wlthdre" !"
the back room. In rushed the boy, ana without
no,cine what was at the desk, came directly up 70
the skeleton when he locked up and saw II grinnine
NJ him he was nearly scared into convWsons' ana
boiling for the door. yelled bloody murder. Inc JOKE
tickled the doctor but Mr.. Insalss conscience proxies
him. and going to the window ne looked OUT a. nv
hoy. who was standing below. crying. "Come up
soirs NV boyn lie said. "Ill buy one OF your
But the boy began tn yell harder than ever
and between his sobs lie managed TO oiuooer out'
oh YOU cannot fool me, even II you have put your
clothes ont"
Colonel Yule. the Editor Of Marco Polo, has pub:
sh with John Murray q L9p IN Ills wo9s on %
With well. loan words from remote 0rienta,
tongues we are SURPRISED TO- tR meet ssa .e ont care
from DAM small copper sGn su s,S
aChcaneS and chIcanery' derived through French
sme from Sc fA Ras
Il imported into Europe from the East oeiofe ue
,aS Gus hut the town Of Dannsg CHAN in Persia Tur
ian is corruption Of duband, Persian word for
head wrap.APhladelphia Ledger
"The Albany Evening Journal" issues large sna
handsome railroad. county and township map OF the
state OF New-York, TO be given as premium 70 i@
subscribers II contains, also. two smaller sketch
mans Of the State showing the Congressional ana
state senatorial districts, and tables giving the popua'
ton OF the State by counties and Assembly apporton-
ment together with the population OF the cities ana
villages OF the State.
"you got of for fifteen minutes to vote. and yet
sot, We'll. sun. dey was mo- candidates out dan
what flowed dey would be, en- ez fas eI vote ies
one, hyer come ernuder alunuin'. Dey kinder TUCK
me by surprise. "-(Atknta Constitution.
The Provtdent Bounty Association Of London. Eng.
land Is prepared to insure married couples against
twins and triplets. Parents who desire this kind OF
nsursnce pay S25, and then In case Of twins they
Will receive $3.50, and in case Of trplets, 1910 Inc
officers OF the association confident that the ioee
will be very popular among the lower middle classes,
in which the profits will be enormous. since the
number OF twins and triplets In any community 10
comparatively small
THE CANDIDATES.
In private conferenceJ
Says Grover 10 Adlai, They lead us apace;
We must 'strsddle' little. or not win the race.
The hosts OF Protection come strong TO their aid,
And these are we'll backed by reciprocal trade
says Adai to Grover. "Have courage. my man.
We can't meet the facts, but deny them We can:
They've proved them, tits true, in this they're nse
lame
Cali for proof yet again-then deny, all the same.
Dodge the questions at issue raise others in place;
Give snappes' Your blessing. Of anger show trace
Throw TO Tammany a sop, nor deem II all DONE
Til The battle Is lost, or the victory's Won"
"The life OF a minor poet Is not always 8 pleasant
one,n says one OF them. 1T is hard enough to get
small prices for your poetry when you get any price
ALL but what you think OF this request that has
Just come to me- am invited to compose poem for
an occasion out IN the country and my host sends me
a subject and says: 1T needn't be poetry. II you
haven't ume--only verses. You can be so witty whsn
you have q mind to- "
Lucie-Ned made a ringing speech last night, NOM
mer.
Mommei-Um-umi
Jewellers Circular.
There Is a ten-year-old boy In Springfield NO., VIE
weighs $50 pounds and has two extra fingers anl I've
extra toes.
COLUMBUS AND THE CHOLERA
IN fourteen hundred and ninety-tvo
Columbus crossed the ocean blue.
In eighteen hundred and ninety-twu
Cholera did the Same thing, too.
The first maintained a constant hope;
With cholera, the only hope Is soep.
rhero are nearly 10000 900 old copper pennisA
Tying unused somewhere.
magazine editor. returning the roll Of manuscript q
the author "are good In some aspects. but they
hardly avaabS for our use They are too so%Sr
lack freshness"
younx man nsn 20 h hat sVas on tine
and turning to 60; Lack freshness heyi Ths ~