Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1892-04-07
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VIII AND WISDOM.

II YOU want 60 make boy work with
out knowing it. get him safety bicycle.
Rams Horn
1t does not take mortal long to get
the big end of his life behind him.
Galveston News.
lie is miserable once who feels it, but
twice who fears 1t before il comes.
Eastern Proverh.
The Higher Education Of Women
Learning how 10 walk in French boots
with six-inch heels,
There is no account given anywhere
in the Bible Of the conversion OF the
hypocrite Rams Horn.
II you have Jonah among your
friends, don't sit down and cry about il;
be a whale -Atchinson Globe.
About all some men do is TO spend
their time getting ready to do something
they never do.-Atchinson Globe.
There are spots on the sun, aud yet
there are people who expect a ten.year-
old boy TO oe perfect Rams Horn.
Trotter-I hear that Miss Shaw's father
didn't approve Of your suit. Barlow
money as a tailor, you know.
"rm so sorry. +" said Mrs. Parvenu, bid.
ding good night to her guests after the
reception, "that the storm kept all our
best people away. Boston Herald.
The Seven Ages of Man. The first
tooth, the first boots, the first years OF
long trousers, the first shave, the first
proposal, the first baby, the first grand
child.
Cent? must say, madam, that you
carry age remarkably WELL you look al
most as young as your daughter. Lady
Why, I'm the daughter, ,-Fliegende
Blatter.
A Four-line Love Story did her father
kick you out9 "No; he missed me. lost
his-balance, fell ON his face, and car
ried him into the house and WAS for
given. "-lIsrper's Bazaar.
II am sure George is fond Of me. He
said he loved the ground walked on
No doubt he meant it, returned herex.
perlenced confidante. you know, dear,
you own that ground
The Ancient Beauty-T hink OF IL,
Cecilia, last night at the ball listened 10
five declarations of love. Her Friend
You must have been sitting behind a very
pretty girl rl-Fliegende Blaetter.
Mrs. 0'Hara-It is in great trouble Oi
am. Me husband has jist been STINT to
Jail. Mrs. O'Toole-Shure and it's moth
ing you have to complain av. Moi hus-
band gets outav Jail mkt wake. ochonel
Ochone.
Professor Whackem--Who helped you
to do these sums Johnny Fizzletop-
Nobody, sir "What! Nobodyl Now.
don't lie. Didn't your brother help you p
"No, he didn't help me; he did them all
by himself 4"
Rector's Wife You ought to avoid
even the appearance Of evil. Do you,
yourself, think the girls who dance are
rightS Belle Of the Parish They must
be. know the girls who don't are
always left.
Mrs. Hutchings How are you getting
on in the literary line, Mr.. Duncanl "Oh,
poorly enough. All my articles have
been rejected @Well, l shouldnt
mind. Why, sometimes good articles
are rejected
Don't you consider marriage a means
Of grace, Georgel" Yes, anything is a
means Of grace that leads 10 repentance,
replied the young husband, who had al
ready been forced to play second fiddle
in the household.
Il don't think | care for an engage.
ment ring right off, George. II insist
that you shall wear one. Just look at
last year; you didn't have anything on
your finger, and couldn't get near you
for the other men"
He took her hand tenderly. "A ring
would look sweet on that little finger,
he said-"an engagement ring. - "It
isn't the fashion to wear engagement
rings on the little finger, she replied,
drawing her hand away.
A clergyman had arranged with an
other TO take his place for Sunday. The
day arrived, and with it the Reverend s.
c., who took for his text, who are these
arrayed in white, aud from whence come
they2" just then two young girls came
In late. dressed in white. He was repeat
ing his text, when man thought indeed
some one might tell the minister, and not
have him ask twice, 80 he said, "Oh, sir,
they are the two Miss Whites from the
top Of the road
TO catch wild ducks or geese, steep
wheat in strong alcohol and scatter where
they are in the habit Of feeding. They
may then be taken while in stupefisd
condition.
To make boots and shoes durable, warm
and apply several coats Of gum copal var
nish TO the soles aud rub dressing made
Of four parts lard to ons Of resin, melted
together, well into the uppers. Keep well
warmed while annlving