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The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1892-07-07

"Jack" Myers, Of Washington Q. h.,
was here on Monday and Tuesday as the
guest of Mr.. Homer McKeehan.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1892-07-07

Mr.. and Mrs. H. D. Waddell and little
daughter, Miss Kate, will leave on
Thursday. of this week for visit to
Saratoga. They will return about the
first OF August.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1892-07-07

Mrs. H. F. Patterson and children are
the guests of her mother, Mrs. J. W
Townsend, at Chillicothe.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1892-07-07

Messrs. Geo. and Mat. Kramer are in.
cludod in the long list of Hillsboroans
who are in New York City this week.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1892-07-07

Mr.. Robert Lee Peck, of Nashville
Tenn, who was the uest OF Lyme Smith
returned to his home on Friday.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1892-07-07

Miss Nellie Doggett is visiting friends
near Serpent Mound.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1892-07-07

Miss Minnie Boatright, OF near Snow
Hill, was the guest OF Mr.. Harry H.
Miller on the Fourth.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1892-07-07

George March, of Columbus, was here
over the Fourth, as a guest at the resi-
dence of Mr.. James Reece?
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1892-07-07

Mr.. John T. Achor, of Samantha, left
on Tuesday for Brooklyn, N. Y, where
he will visit his son, S. 7. Achor.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1892-07-07

There will be an ice cream festival at
the Bethel Presbyterian Church next
Saturday evening, July 9th.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1892-07-07

Mr.. H, N. Chittenden, of Columbus,
has been visiting his friend, George
Barrere, for several days.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1892-07-07

Ben Nelson, graduate of two weeks
standing from Wooster University, is at
home after visit with college friends at
Van Vert, O.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1892-07-07

Charles Easton, of Cincinnati. was one
Of the numerous old Hillsboro boys who
spent the Fourth here.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1892-07-07

G. C. Parks made en- assignment on
last Wednesday morning for the benefit
Of his creditors, with H. D. Davis as
assignee. The sets and liabilities are
about equal.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1892-07-07

d. @. Morrow, H. D. Davis, Pearl
Rowe, Guy Kennedy and Arthur Carson
gro in attendance at the Sons OF Vet
erans' encampment at Chilllcothe this
week - : '-'-- tFs-t }"
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1892-07-07

Mrs. D. j. Flynn left last week to visit
relatives and friends in New Hampshire,
Vermont and Boston, Mass.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1892-07-07

Miss Bertha Bridwell is visiting her
brother, Mr.. Harry Bridwell, in Gin
cinnati.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1892-07-07

Charles johnson is at home for his
summer vacation from Swarthmore Col
lege, Pa.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1892-07-07

Judge Huggins returned on Monday
night from business trip to South Da-
kota
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1892-07-07

Miss Lucy Reed, Of Cincinnati, has
been the guest for week Of Mrs. Archie
Hewitt.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1892-07-07

Guy Williams, Of New Vienna, was a
visitor here on Sunday.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1892-07-07

Miss Mallory, OF Elyria, is the guest OF
Miss Matte Rockhold.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1892-07-07

Miss Ethel Barger, Of Dayton, is visit
ing relatives here.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1892-07-07

DR.. Jos. Ricketts,, Of Cincinnati, spent
Sunday with Harry Spargur.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1892-07-07

Post.otfice at Hillsboro. June 39th, 1892
Cutler Tillie NJ. Slattery II. T. A.
Dickhant H. Smith w.
Easter Mary l.. Stephens c. M.
Eoup Mahals Thompson Susan
Johnson Jas. Vance Heirs of Jacob
McGouan John West Roscoe l..
Mink Fred Williams Mrs. Louis
Mumma A. G.. Williams Jepnio
Price John Woods John
Rice Charley Matron Of Ouakers' Home
Simpson T. o. Kesler Alice (9)
Siease say advertised letters IN c.u,uk for
the above. ERsK1SE CARSON. p M
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1892-07-07
George Shepherd was up from Cincin
natl on business on the Fourth.

Miss Nellie McClain, of Greenfield, is
visiting Misses Grace and Lena Ellifritz.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1892-07-07

The Scott Dragons will camp at
Woodsdale Island from July 2lst to 2Sth.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1892-07-07
Unclaimed Letters.

List Of unclaimed letters remaining in the
Post.otfice at Hillsboro. June 3Nth 1892.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1892-07-07

Miss Nellie Jolly is spending the week

in Cincinnati. r,s
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-15
Specimen Cases.

S. II. Clifford. New Cassel, Wis, was
troubled with Neuralgia and Rheuma-
usm, his Stomach was disordered, his
Liver was affected to an alarming de-
gree, appetite fell away, and he was
terribly reduced in flesh and strength.
Three bottles Of Electric Bitters cured
him.
Edward Shepard, Harrisburg. H.,
had running sore On his leg OF eight
years standing. Used three bottles of
Electric Bitters and seven boxes of
Bucklen's Arnica Salve, and his leg is
sound and we'll. John Speaker, CatAw-
ba, o., had five large Fever sores on
his leg, doctors said he WAS incurable.
One bottle Electric Bitters and one box
Bucklen's Arnica Salve cured him en-
TREY. Sold by Peck Bros, drug store
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-15
NEEDS OFTHE HOME
II Requires Sl65. 600 for the
Next Two Years.
c0MMASDANT M'KEE'S REPORT
anowinx ths Affaizs Of the SoldlsTs'
Hozns % Be IN Excellent shape
The Quarterly Nesting

The regular meeting of the board OF
managers OF the Soldiers home vas
held in the home yesterday. Governor
Win4ns and Rush. J. shank were the
Only 2bsenteea- Major Mckee submit
ted his BIENNIAL report IS comnandant
Of The home. he gave = history OF the
improvements and repairs that have
been made IN and about the home
during tns past two years. The PEN
son bureaus work wss reviewed
RUE No. IA. which provides that the
psns.on money OF the inmates shall be
Deposited with the commandment. was
considered at length. Major Mckee
spoke highly of the workings OF the
rule. During the September quarter
n 800 WAS sent to dependent families
and g.. 400 deposited A. the home. All
sumo Of money over $40 IN amount
that are received from the veterans are
p.2ced on deposit IN local bank and
certificates of deposit issued The
money begins to draw interest I'm medi-
aselv. When q soldier "a discharged
his certificate of deposit - turned over
70 him, and he receives whatever prln-
opal and interest Is due.
Appropriations Nseessary.
The commandment recommended the
further improvement of the grounds.
The lawns will DO further ornamented
and the cemetery will receive the at
tensio OF Q landscape gardener. The
report WAS concurred Ii BY all TIRE
members of the board
The managers decided to ask the
legislature for an annual appropriation
Of Ss2, 800 for the coming two yezrs,
and not to ask for any special appro-
priztion. Two years ago $l0,75O Was
ask cd for special purposes-so the new
appropriation 10 decreased BY that
amount. The home is IN excellent
condition and the board expressed Its
thorou Oh approval
Financial Condfsion.
The financial report Of the board for
the two years ending juno 30 last
shows total receipts OF $Si.333.28 and
disbursements for general expenses as
(offoH1.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-15

We authorize our advertised druggist
TO sell DR.. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption. Coughs and Colds. upon
this condition II you are afflicted
with . Cough, Cold or any Lung, Throat
or Chest trouble, and Will use this REM
edy as directed. giving ID far trial
and experience no benefit, you may re-
turn the bottle and have your money
refunded. We could not make tins
offer did We not know that DIR. Kings
New Discovery could be relied on. 1,
never disappoints. Trial bottles free
at Peck Bros drug store, Trial bottle
HE
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-15
Take the Butterworth Ave. Liz

Take the Butterworth Ave Line
Of street. cars to Lake Shore station on
West Fulton street. Passengers when
Arranging q trip Ia sny point east.
sousn or wess should lake Lake shore
Rnnte.- SMOOTH and easy riding The
only fonbfs track line to the worlds
ar c,tv. Butterworth svenuc line OK
sfreef cars pass directly By the door,
nfforting passengers annie and rapid
means tor reaching the station from
al parts Of the city. Ask street car
eorducsor on amp line for transfer TO
the Rutterworsh avenue line.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-15
B. Kayansugh's successors.
Holiday Excursion Rates.

The q. r & /. will sell excursion
tickets from and to all ticket stations
for the holiday season 1T rate Of one
Gambler "a. %, % and 81. 1892, and
January l and 2, 1898. Good going
only on date of sale and for return
until January 8. 1898. Tho above rates
viii also apply 70 Chicago 4 Cincinnati.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-15

The best salve In tho world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum. fever
sores. letter. chspped hands, chilblains,
eorns and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required.
Ii Is guaranteed TO give perfect satisfAc-
ton or money refunded. Price rs cents
per box. For sale BY Peck Bros. drug
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-15
Very Much Surprised.

Ihave been affected With neuralgia
for nearly two years. have tried physi-
clans and ali known remedies, outbound
no permanent relief until tried bot
tie of Dullam's Great German Lini-
mens and il gave me instant And per-
manens relief. 26 cents per Oottle.
6igned, 4. B. 6HxLx.
Hamilton, Mich. April IL, 1891.
For sHle at d. G. 6cribuer's drug store.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-15
We Can and Do

Guarantee DIR. Acker's Blood Elixir.
for it has been fully demonstrated to
the people of this country that it is
superior TO all other preparations for
blood diseases. 1t Is positive cure for
syphihtic poisoning. Ulcers, Eruptions
and Pimples, 1t purifies the whole sys-
tenn and thoroughly buildsup the consti-
tuition.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-15
A Child Enjoys

The pleasant flavor. gentle action and
soothing effect Of Syrup Of Figs, when
in need Of . laxative. and IL the father
or mother be costive or bilious, the
most gratifying results follow its use;
% that it - the best family remedy
known and every family should have .
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-15
Why ?
Whyr
TaatA Of ssRoval Ruby Port Wi

Taste Of "Royal Ruby Port Wine"
and you will know why We call it
Royal" A glass held up to the light
will show why We call it Ruby. Five
hundred dollars reward for any bottle
of this VINE found under five years
old. II is grand in sickness or where .
strengthening cordial is required; rec
commended by physicians. Be sure
you get Royal Ruby. Sold in quart
bottles; price, 81. Pints, 60 cents. For
sale by White & White and Thum Bros.
& Schmidt, leading druggists.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-15
Physiclans Outdone.

My wife has been suffering with fe-
male trouble of the severest kind for
over three years. have paid twenty
sive dollars during the last three months
and she had no rslIef. She had doe
tored continually with the best Of ply
s,clans.
l bought three bottles each of Dali
lam's Great German Female Uterine
Tonic and Dullain's Great German
Blood, Liver, Stomach and Kidney Cure
and can say today that she is entirely
cured. W. Ii. DRowLEy.
Sworn to before ME on this ed day
of June, 1880. JoHN G. DuLLAM,
Notary Public, Genesee county,
Flint, Mich.
For sale at d. c. Scribner's drug
store, No. IS Monroe street.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-15

Proprietors of Duilam's Great German
Remedies
GKsTLExES-I have tor the past two
years been troubled with = serious and
very severe Liver and stomach DIM
Guilty. Have had advice aud medicine
from our very best physlclans and only
to be temporarily relieved. Some 81
my friends persuaded me 10 try your
Great German Remedy for the Blood.
Stomach and Kidneys and 10 my sur
prise after using three bottles feel ike
. new man. IL you desire you can use
my name in print or by reference IN
any OF the Grand Rapids. Michigan,
papers. or any other papers IN the
states, 10 convince the afflicted that IL is
the best Blood, Liver aud kidney med
icine on earth. | feel ike new man.
Have lived here over forty years.
j. Nj. LIVINGSTON,
Grand Rapids, Mich.
For sale at ID. c. Serlbaer's drug
store, No. 20 Monroe street.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-15

The first trial Of DR.. Woods Norway
Pine Syrup will satisfy anyone that the
lung healing virtue of the pine tree has
now been refined into an effective and
convenient cough medicine. Sold by
ali dealers on guarantee OF satisfac-
ton.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-15

Opening Of the Great Atlantic and
Pacific Tee Company.

The grand opening OF the great At
laniic aud Pacific Tea company taxes
place Monday, December IS. and Is TO
lass al the week Be sure % get one
OF those handsome panel pictures en-
titled Good Morning" These pie
tures are gwen away 20 all purchasers
Look for their advertisement IN the
Sunday papers giving full description
Of the picture
Remember the place, No. los Mon
roe street.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-15

Remarked by K C. Joiner, Of Allen
P. o.. Hillsdale county, Mich.s "Noth-
ing gave my rheumatism such quick
relief - DR.. ThomaS Electric Oil-be-
lieve il infallible for rheumatics."
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-15

For q sore throat there Is nothing
better than . flannel bapdage. damp.
ened with Chamberlain's Pam Balm
1t will nearly always effect . cure IN
one nights time. This remedy is also
favorite for rheumatism and has
cured many very severe cases. so cen,
bottles for sale by +. j. Wurzburg,
druggist. 50 Monroe street.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-15

sTiry White flour is guaranteed 70
please you for bread or pastry. Buy
one hundred pounds of your grocer
quick. and you viii get one of these
new pocket guides Of the city free.
Varrrx f,r-rw MrrTrxc. Co
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-15

Mrs. NJ. Schaenberger, Beaver Dam,
Thomas' Electric Oil in our family for
coughs, colds, Group and rheumatism.
Il cures every time.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-15

Dun't you want some shirtP Until
Jan. lst We will make discount OF
$500 per dozen on our $500 and
SO. 90 per dozen shirts. Laundried and
beat Of material.
Grand Rapids shirt Co.,
No. 70 and u South Division St.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-15
Beecham's Pills for . bad liver.

The greatest worm destroyer on earth
10 Dullam's Great German Worm Los-
snGes. only Is cents per box. For
sale &C u. e. 6crlbneg's drug store.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-15

Burdock Blood Bitters taken after
eating will relieve any feeling Of weight
or over fuliness OF the stomach. Sold
everywhere.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-15

Buy DuiIam's Great German Is Cen!
Liver Pills. forty in each package, .,
ecribner's.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-15

Fer Over Rtfty Tears
Ms. wrRxov's eocsxIBo svsrP has eeen used
tor children seethi4e- IL sooths the child
ssftsss The ssnA silays ri pain. cures visd
sclie. snd 10 the best remedy - aiaxReeo0
1venty-1ye cents bottle
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-15
either of which will make an
Piano,
()TganS

Diam either of which will make IN
sussVg elegant Christmas present.
flYNane Do you know the best place
~ VIC to buy them, If not. We will
sniightsn you. Down there on Canal
street you will find . line OF these
goods that is second TO none. And 1T
this time they are making special
pr,css- II you sre about to purchase
IN instrument just call there aud In
oorviev julius A. J. Friedrich.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-15

Pectham's Group Remedy cures
vhooping cough.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-15

Buy Duiiam's Great German rs cent
Liver Pills, forty IN each package, 81
kcrihneP'e
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-15

Splendid opportunities are offered
ths ladies' ~ the great ribbon sale OF
Corf. Knott y Co.'S.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-15

Prof. D. A DeMssselli the great bar 2
sololst, every morning. afternoon and
evening AZ Eaton, Lyon x Co.'s.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-15

Buy DulIam's Great German % cen
Cough Cure ct ID. Z. Scrioner'a
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-15

Buy DulIam's Great German Is cent
Liver Pills. forty IN each package. st
scrbner's.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-15

Buy Duihm's Great 0er,nsn Is csni
Cough Cure ~ ID. @. ecribner's.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-15

Huy Duilam's Great German Is CEN
Cough Cure ct d. G. Scribner's.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-15

Buy ono hundred pounds "Lily
White -four and gss . new pocket
guide of the city. Contains latest
maps showing all streets and much
valuable information. Every grocer
bas IL. VALLEY CRY MTLLESG Co.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-15

CorI, Knott & Co. will keep their
place of business open evenings.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-15
GRAND CONCERT.
VI HARTMAN'S HALL.
Thursday Evening, Dec. IS
rooney CONCERT CO.
For the Benehs Of ST. Marks and West
minsterChurcnes.

Miss Mary Logan Pearson-Elocusionist.
Miss Jesse Miilar-C ornet Soloist.
Master Ernest Wagner-Boy Flutist
Master Charlie Davison-LeadiLg Soprano
eoloist 81 Grace Church Choir. Chicago.
Master Henry Brierly-Leading Contralto
Solos. Of Grace Church Choir Chicago. and
Nr. Henry B. Roney-Concert 0rganist and
Director. Manager and Trainer Of B.atchf0rd
kavanagh. the Boy Singer.
Admission so cents. children Is cents. No
extra charge will he made for reserved seats.
The sale will open Tuesday morning at 9
O'Clock 1T the ottawa street box Office.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-15

The financial report of the board for
the two years ending juno 80 last
shows total receipts OF $Si. s33.2S and
disbursements for general expenses ~
fcffoua.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-05-08

"The use OF 'Cassoria is so universal and
its merits SO well known that it seems a work
of supererogation to endorse it. Few are the
Intelligent families who do not keep Castoria
within easy reach"
CARLOS MARTYR, D. D.,
New York City.
Late Pastor Bloomirgdalo Reformed Church.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-05-08
Too Much.

Mrs. Laverty, an Irish lady, who lived
thirty miles from the American Rich
mond, was in the provident habit of
laying in store of groceries to last an
entire quarter, since she could not repair
to Richmond oftener than four times a
year. On one of these provisioning ex-
peditions she laid in store of matches
a disastrous investment, since not a
match would strike. Wild was her fury,
which was kept alight and aglow by her
recurring daily trouble to get her fire
aight and aglow without a match. Her
wrath, thus kept at boiling point for
three months, gave the storekeeper a
hot quarter of an hour, when she burst at
last into his store and thundered down
the parcel of matchboxes upon the
counter. Having waited with defer
entail patience until the storm had spent
itself, he said suavely, ALLOW me,
madam"
Taking a matchbox from the parcel
and a match from the box, he struck it,
after the manner of men, upon his trous-
ers. "See, madam he exclaimed in
SNUG triumph, holding up the kindled
match. "The divil fly away wild yer
shrieked Mrs. Laverty. 'Do ye think
that livery time I've fire to light III
thravel thirty miles to sthrike match
on the safe of yere breeches?-Richard
A. King in Belgravia.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-05-08
The Street Band.

81 like the dashing cornet and the
sprightly clarinet" said Colonel CALI
per, ''but l like best of all that brass
fountain of cheerfulness, the big bass
horn. Care takes back seat when the
big horn sounds. 1t paints the air red
and defes all creation, but it is vastly
good natured withal, and it never fails
when its friends the cornet and the clari-
net pause for breath to come in with its
oomph-ah! oomph-ah! oomph-ah! pre-
serving the harmony unbroken.
Relieved from this duty, it rolls off
over the edge of a cliff and brings up
suddenly at the foot with tremendous
oomph! Rebounding, with dignity un-
rutfled, with undiminished vigor, and
with undimmed, inextinguishable and
overwhelming good humor, it tosses off
sound in large decorative effects that
excite the wonder of every hearer and
fill every hearer with broad delight.
"Just why the big bass horn is usually
played by short, stout man, while the
slender clarinet is played by a man who
is tall and thin is one of those things
that nobody knows. The time may
come, indeed, when the short, stout man
will play the slender clarinet and the
tall, thin man will play the big bass
horn; but by whomsoever it may be
played let us hope that the big horns
thunderous jollity will never be abated." !"
New York Sun.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-05-08

4 scOnaaaa qcho can see.
She's the woman who gets well.
It's the woman who acoaa't see and
won't believe who has to suffer.
And it's needless. There's a
medicine-a legitimate medicine
that's made to stop woman's suf-
fering and cure woman's ailments.
It's DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip-
ton. It's purely vegetable and
perfectly harmless "a powerful
general, as well as uterine, tonic
and nervine, imparting vigor and
strength to the whole system. For
periodical pains, weak back, bearing
down sensations, nervous prostra-
ton, and all " "female complaints, -
it's a positive remedy. 1t improves
digestion, enriches the blood, dispels
aches and pains, melancholy and
nervousness, brings refreshing sleep,
and restores health and strength.
No other medicine for women is
guaranteed, as this is. If it fails to
give satisfaction, in any case, the
money paid for it is refunded. You
pay only for the good you get. On
these terms it's the cheapest.
But more than that, it's the best.