The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-02-14

reling with our children. Make them all
stop
| From tie Lawrence journal
Some "Capn" down about Wichita al
| leges that he knew Pension Agent Kelly
when the latter was plain Pat Kelly. a
| Catholic boy in Piqua, Ohio. The Cap'n's
/ story is somewhat disfigured b. the fact
that Reverend kelly's name never was
Pat" he was never a Catholic, and he
never lived in Piqua, Ohio
These long trains the women are now
wearing catch everything On her return
home from shopping tour Friday after
noon young lady emptied thirteen ciga--
cite stubs, four cigar ends. a pill-box, and
a beer tag from the lining Of her train.
You know those cigars Alice gave me, =
said one fellow 10 another on lac corner of
| Main and Douglas last night Yes,
said the other. We'll. gave them TO uly
friends and now I haven't any left. =
hat: cigars" NO; friends
From ths Burton Graphic
| Suspicious looking characters had better
] keep clear of the city OF Wichita for the
! police OF that city are very fond of target
! practice if they can use an escaping indi-
/ yidual whom they suspect for a target.
A red headed girl came into an Fast
| Douglas avenue book store last evening;
bought funny valentine, caricaturing a
| red-headed girl and directed it and asked
| the man 20 mail it. \ few minutes later
| the girl to whom IL was directed came in.
| bought an exact copy OF the valentine,
directed it to the other girl and gave il to
! the man to mali They are both red
| headed and will both, sometime today get
a duplicate of the valentine they sent.
From the Arkansas City Dispatch.
This is one Of the three places in the
state in which the John L. Sullivan troupe
plays. The other two are Wichita and
/ Topeka There are no flies on Sullivan.
/ He knows good town without seeing it.
| An acute Wichita woman says she never
| judges woman's housekeeping qualities by
/ the state of things in her parlor. u would
rather see the soap-dish in her bedroom
before pass judgment.
From the Arkansas City Traveller.
/ When the Sullivan combination left this
/ city for Wichita, Mack Love happened to
go TO Wichita on the same train. They
! stopped at the same hotel. and when din
/ ner was called they all happened TO enter
/ the dining room together. excepting John
! L., and he remained IN his room As Mack
I was the largest man in sight he was mis-
/ taken for Sullivan. and he could hear
/ whispers upon all sides about as fellows:
+ From the gentlemen: My conscience,
couldn't he hit powerful lick; look at his
! shoulders how broad they are; he has had
/ his moustache clipped, etc From the
/ ladies it was isn't he fine looking: see
4 what fine physique be has: he doesn LOOK
dissipated; hasn't he a good natured look,
/ etc" Mack escaped from the dining room
as quickly as possible.
The New York World especially men
! tions Miss Alice LaDgan of Wichita for
! fine poem sent TO that Office.
From the Wellington Voice.
The Wichita Opinion really had an
! opinion in it last week
| a Wichita woman sings religious songs
| whenever her husband gets mad, and the
madden he gets the louder she sings.
From the Mulvane Record.
| Topeka has Kelley bi-chloride estab-
! lishment. 1t opened yesterday with fifty
pupils, and fair prospect for large in
/ crease in the attendance. Wichita next.
The prettiest girl in town sleeps with
wet bandage on her forehead TO prevent
wrinkles.
From the Valley Center Journal.
West Wichita IS thought by some TO be
the seat of knowledge It is evident that
she has more school marms to the square
inch than kentucky has Democrats.
A local doctor says the narrow skirt
girls are wearing IS a good thing. He
claims it reduces the weight they have TO
carry.
From the Topeka JournaE
When religion strikes a Wichita man it
strikes him hard. One OF them has recent
~ gone crazy on account OF it.
From the Sterling Gazette.
John L. Sullivan and his theatrical
troupe passed through Sterling last sun
day evening en- route to Wichita, where
be played in Honest Hearts aud Willing
Hands, The porter on the train informed
parties who attempted to board the car
and take glimpse at the pugilist that lie
was intoxicated 4 match between Sulli-
van and Jack Robbins, our local slugger,
was thought of, but owing to John L 5
little toot it was declared off. Ahem
Leap year is not generally observed in
town, but last week a girl called on
North Topeka avenue young MAJ in cab
and took him to party.
From the Haven Independent
John l. Sullivan, the pugilist, was in
Wichita Tuesday, He was received with
as much honor as though he was president
of these United States.
There was man on the streets yester-
day who wore broad-faI trousers.
\ Wichita old maid gets case Of wine
as a valentine every year from an old lover
From the Topeka Lance.
The only thing the single male portion
OF society in Wichita can do that will sur
prise people IS to fall II love, and one beau,
who has been considered a catch for sever
al years, but very coy with all the anglers,
has finally of his own free viii fallen IN
love with one of this years buds, Z young
and quite pretty girl, who IS very human
and naturally prefers the boys.
Are YOU good2 a young man IS engaged
in getting up list of the men aud women
in town WAC are not as good as they might
be He sends these names 70 q publishing
house in New York and If you are noe
among the good you viii get az sdyertis-
ing circular within a month.
From TIE topeka Lance
Wichita has some very unusual snd in
teresting women One read al of Dickens
complete works during the year 1921, AID
another has secured q divorce and only If
teen people know il cor did al that timel.
The servant girl OF man who boasts
that in his married life he has never spok-