Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-06-26

] that whatsoever was right In Its eyes was
right in its hand, just the same. And Laza'
rus increased in children and waxed strong
| in numbers. And he took to pulling dowr
gates, and playing with foxes and flre
| brands, and he carried the jaw bone OF
| walking delegate about with him and smote
sundry people with it, and he got to throw
| ing dynamite.
And the elders of the land and the mobiles
and the chief men who sat in the gates, rent
their garments-for they had plenty OF
others, much better, at home-and crled
aloud: "Behold an anarchist, and social
ist, and dynamiter! Let us cast him into
| prison and feed him with bread and water
| of aff1iction, lest he disturb the existing
order of things" and they cast dust upon
their heads, for sign that the country was
| in danger.
And when Lazarus saw that there would
| not be enough dust to go around, he mingled
| bricks. which himself had made, with the
dust, and helped the elders of the land, and
them which sat in the gates, to throw 1t on.
| For he said within himself, sit will get
there without sting"
And it was 80.
The Priest and His Hire.
And there journeyed in those days Wun-
wordmoar, the priest, which was the son OF
Seyenthly, the prophet, which was the
father OF Eighthly and Ninthly, and Butta-
gen and Turasume the Laster. NOW w un-
wordmoar was Slayer, and it was so that
he travelled half fare, for the sons of Ar-Ar,
the highwayman, said, "Ot verify, he is
but half man, put him on the 10-year-old
rate"
But Wunwordmoar was meek man. OFT
times had he been smitten on both cheeks at
once, SO that he had no other one to turn.
| And he had been pelted with words of de-
rision by the people for whose good he
spent his strength and time, which was
| about all he had to spend. And it was so
| that when the landlord thrust him forth
| from the khan because he could not pay the
| rent, that he went to his trustees and be-
sought them that they would pay the
months salary which pertained to the month
| before the last month before the month
| which had been two months ago.
And the derided him and rebuked him,
saying: cart thou a hireling that thou
preachest for money? seest thou the low
state of Zion, and thinkest of filthy lucre?
Carest thou not for perishing souls, that
| thou askest for salary?"
And they handed his resignation unto
him.
But when he preached his farewell sermon
the brethren wept over him, and fell upon
his neck and said: 1.-THE Lord bless thee,
and keep thee in the way whittier thou
goest.
And they wist not which way that was,
neither did they care, SO long as it was some
way out of town. And 1t came to pass when
they wrote the annual letter to the Sanhe-
drim that their carts smote them and their
consciences troubled them. And they spake
one to another and some said: "Of verify
we cannot stand this thing, let us say that
some wild beast hath taken him from us and
devoured him and we wist not where he is "
But others said: "Nay; we will lay it on
the Lord" And they wrote the Sanhedrim
that the hand of the Lord had afflicted them
and led the beloved pastor away from them.
Now the members of the Sanhedrim were
grave, and reverend men and they never
laughed at anything. And when Wun-
wordmoar WAS led away he put up his light
ming rod and journeyed UP and down the
land, for he said within himself: SIT is the
time of the great feast Of Summer when all
the world goeth up to London and Berlin
and Rome and Paris to worship. Perad-
venture 1 may light upon city pulpit
with my great sermon on the Battle of
Armageddon and draw down upon myself
an unexpected and entirely unsolicited
CALL" And it was So
The Bravery of tlfe Drumm
Likewise there journeyed in the same
caravan Denims, the son of Millprints,
which was of the tribe of Drummans. Now
Denims was La-la. And he called the
Conductor, who was the servant Of the sons
of Ar-Ar, "Jonnie." But the name of the
same was George. But Deninis
saved George" that he might call the
president Of the iron Highway thereby.
For 1t was so that Denims was a mocker,
and he feared no man living save only the