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Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16
FEMINlNITIES.

A dress does not make a woman, but
often breaks man.
Why are bushes like girls?-Becap use
they become women.
Love is the only thing that always
pays more than a hundred cents on
the dollar.
A miss is as good as mile. This is
probably why n man doesn't feel the
distance when he's got nice girl with
him.
In society it is never good after
noon" 1t is good morning" up to six
o'clock, and after six it is good
evening"
A camel and ''bcauty" are synony-
nous in Arabic. An Arab widow
generally mourns her husband with
the cry of so my camclw
Mrs Hattie Day, of East Buckport,
Me-, has sold $50 worth of braids made
from her own hair, and yet she has
abundant black tresses, feet in
length.
When their daughters are infants,
mothers are anxious to keep matches
out of their reach; to put matches
within their reach is their great anx-
iety when their daughters arc older.
The best part of woman's love is
worship; but it is hard to her to be sent
away with her precious spillenard re-
jectcd, and her long tresses, too, that
were let fall ready to soothe the
wearicd feet.
Chamaret, a small French township
of about GOO inhabitants, has wind
fall which will forever relieve the
jewellers of that happy spot of the bur.
den of taxation. On the viii of an old
miscr being opened it was found that he
had bequcathcd 600, 000f, the whole of
his boarded wealth, to the community.
This will bring in Il yearly revenue of
of about $1,000, sufficient, it is said, to
| defray all the expenses of the parish.
Miss Lena Woodland, of Thorn Creek,
Wash, sowed the seed from one head
of barley four years ago She harvested
the crop with q pair of shears and
sowed the amount received the next
year, again harvesting the amount
With her shears. The third crop her
father cut with grass scythe, getting
enough barley from this crop to sow
forty acres. which averaged forty
bushels 10 the aero WHEN thrcshed,
making total yield 81 i,Gra Bushels
from one head o! la. .ey IA four years
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16
THE
LAXATIVE
GUMDROP.

The Laxative Gum Drop is a new
form of laxative that has just been plac-
ed upon the market. In form and taste
it resembles the gumdrop of the con-
fectioners but 1T has no medicinal taste.
1t is, however an effective but pleas
ant laxative without gripping or dis
comfort. These drops can DO carried in
tho pocket or the valise without danger
or injury. They can be given to chill
dren without their suspecting that they
contain medicine, and they will never
find this out from the taste. although
they will from the effect. In short
they contain the elements of a perfect
laxative without any of the unpleasant
accomplishments that usually surround
this class of remedies There is no
spoon, no bottle, no liquid, no unpleas-
ant reminders that there Is such thing
as medicine. They can be taken at
any time. Ask your druggist for the
Laxative Gum Drop, and if he will not
order them for you write to us. Small
boxes 10 cents; large ones % cents.
SYLVAN REMEDY CO.,
PEORIA, ILL,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16
August
Flower

used August Flower for Loss of
vitality and general debility. After
taking two bottles / gained 60 lbs.
/ have sold more of your August
Flower since have been in business
than any other medicine l ever kept.
Mr.. Peter Zinville says he was made
a new man by the use of August
Flower, recommended by me. /
have hundreds tell me that August
Flower has done them more good
than any other medicine they ever
took. GEORGE w. DYE, Sardis,
Mason Co., KY. .
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16
Set ri0ht


all the proper functions of wo-
manhood. DIR. Pierce's Favorite
Prescription is the remedy. 1t
regulates and promotes their &C.
ton, and removes the obstruc-
tions and suppressions which cause
trouble and misery. At the two
critical periods in woman's life
the change from girlhood to woman
hood, and, later, the "change of life"
it is a perfectly safe and an es-
pecially valuable remedial agent,
that can produce only good results.
It's powerful, invigorating tonic,
and a soothing and strengthening
nervine a legitimate medicine
purely vegetable, perfectly harm
less and carefully adapted, by an
experienced physician, to woman's
delicate needs.
For all the arrangements, irregu-
larities, and weaknesses peculiar to
the sex, the "Favorite Prescription"
is remedy so certain that it can be
guaranteed. If it doesn't give salts
faction in every case, the money is
returned. No other medicine for
women is sold in this way.
No other medicine can be.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16
IT MAKES THE DEAF HEAR
SUCCESS OF A NOVEL INSTRUMENT.
BY an Unseen Dcvice-Old Theories
Successfully Applied.

During the past few years there have been
many rumors Of the restor alton, in some mys-
FERROUS way, Of the hearing Of those who were
known to have been deaf for many years.
This led to an investigation by those inter-
ested, and 1t has been found that this happy
change has been made by the use Of most
simple yet ingenious device, which was in
vented by gentleman In Bridgeport, Conn.,,
named II. L. Wales. This device is the same
TO the ears as are glasses to the eyes, and Is
simply soft rubber disc, arranged on a rubber
spring, and SO shaped that when inserted in
the ear 1t will focus the waves Of sound on
the natural drum, thus increasing the vibra-
ton Of the latter
The possibilities Of . device Of this nature
have long been known, but the many attempts
to use this knowledge have been such utter
failures that 1t was considered beyond our
present knowledge Of the ear to make prac-
tical instrument OF the kind. Consequently
when this device was first invented, not much
attention was given the same as 1t was thought
to be merely an old enemy in new Dress but
gradually this slight prejudice was dispelled,
until, at the present time, most physicians
and aurists look kindly upon the instrument,
and seem pleased at the success 1t Is meeting.
At recent interview Mr. Wales made the
remarkable statement that, to his knowledge,
the device which he called Sound Disc, had
never failed where relief was afterward OBJ
tanned by any medical surgica. or mechanical
means, excepting powerful ear trumpet,
which he says is more powerful than his device.
1t would seem to be an ideal device for the
deaf, as 1t is worn In the ear out OF sight, for
months at time, and as far as we can learn,
Is pronounced safe and comfortable for the
patient. Many times IT has proven itself to
be an advancement in the science Of acoustics
by relieving the most obstinate cases which
had defed medical treatment for years.
What may be the ultimate result Of the use
of this device-whether the results thus far
obtained will warrant Its use in such a variety
of cases that It will stop the progress Of deaf,
ness in the future to such an extent that Il
will avoid the use Of ear-trumpets we cannot
say; but the desirability of device of thi,
nature, as regards Its safety, its benefit and
general comfort to the user, none will fail td
admit.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16
Above CriticiNnl,

A slight criticism of a French cav.
airy officer who rode in the Paris
horse show brought u letter to the
newsr aper o fee saying that jockeys
might be criticised, but not gentle
men or officers" The journalist de
Tended himself and was forced into a
duel, in which he was wounded The
army is very much stirred with re-
greet and anxiety over the certain
luminosity such an outrage must bring
on it
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16
About Street Railroads.

The extent of the street railroad in
terest in the United States may be es
timated from recent report, which
states that there are 5,7s3 miles OF
such roads in operation, having 32,505
cars and employing 20, 764 men. The
total number of passengers carried last
year was 2,023, ol0, col, being $40, 500
per mile of road and 62. 1887 per car.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16

Mrs. Young Husband: Dear you
will have to give me SO extra this
week." Mr.. Young Husband: why.
Clara Did | not give you tho neccs-
sary amount sl,9 That is - day"
Mrs. Young Husbands Yes. but
have been trying some of those reci-
pes published in the papers for keep
ing q family on 9 a week. kate
Fields Washington.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16
olive Us LaughiAg phllo.oph.r,.

None OF your snarling cynics for us. They
laugh not neither do they smile They are
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS They are usually sour of
viduals In fact, who look as II they had been at
ioggerheads wit roast beef all their lives. The
slde-splitting. button bursting gufaw that pro-
Is never heard from them. They magnify mole
hills into mountains, "trifes light as air" into
grlevous annoyances. Show US, on the con-
repines not at small mishaps, and in whom the
fountains Of nerriment are easily set allow
ana we Will show you q man with good diges-
ton. Use Hostetter's Stomach Bitters to
secure this blessing and Danish the nervous
ness and Querulous disposition TO snarl and
nnd fault which attends dyspepsia. Rheuma-
tism, constipation, malaria. kidney trouble
and Ia grippe yield TO the Bitters.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16
Beautiful Pottery.

A New Jersey pottery firm is max.
ing large number OF specim ems oil
fine work for exhibition at the world
fair One piece already completed is
an elegant vase, 40 inches high and
50 inches in circumference. valued at
81. 900. 1t is thought to be one OF
the most perfect and beautiful speci-
mems of the potters' art ever produced
in this country.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16
THE AWFUL SCARE
That Hunter Gave u Poor Mountain
Lion.

That u Hunter Gave u Poor Mountain
Lion.
Il never believed in that old SUPER
stition," said the orator of the even
ing about getting so frightened that
your hair would stand on end until
had practical experience of it; but
gentlemen, l tell you it's true, and
none OF your fgurative yarns as some
folks insist upon
Tell us about it, said one of the
crowd while they exchanged sly
winks.
why, you sec it was this way. l
was out in Arizona, up on the
Mogollon mountains hunting elk and
deer when one day | left camp TO get
water from a spring a quarter OF q
milo away. | didn't carry my rifle
along because | wanted both hands to
fetch the water and | wasn't afraid
OF lnjuns cause the Apaches were
friendlies. But Just as / went around
a bend OF rocks close TO The spring |
'fronted Il mountain lion so close that
| felt his hot breath on my face
That was a close call. " remarked
one OF the company.
1t was gentlemen it was. And |
was that scared that my hair which
was long-they wear the hair long
out there rose right up on my head
and my hat rose up with it and that
there wonderful feat OF nature scared
the lion as badly as it did me. Gen
tleman he turned and ran like deer
and my hair settled down again but
was weak as cnild when got back
to camp"
That mountain lynn. began ono
Of the chaps who had been listening
but as all hands were piped to the
bar he never finished and so the
story goes without contradiction.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16

Mr.. w B. Fasig, o. Cleveland, president
of the above association, writes, Il can say
candidly, Quinn's Ointment is the most
valuable remedy in my opinion now be-
fore the public" For Curbs, Splints, Spav.
ms, Windpuffs or punches, it has no equal.
Trial box % cents, silver or stamps Reg
ular size $3.50 delivered. Address w. b.
Eddy q Co.. Whitehall, N. Y.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16
How she Identified Them.

Visitor-They look SO much alike
/ don't see how you can tell them
apart.
Mrs. Schroeder--Oh, DER names
was deterrent One was namedt
Max. an de udder one was namedl
Rudolph. -Harper's Bazaar.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16
To Reproduce Mount yerno,

1t is announced that the Virginia ex.
position board intends to reproduce
at the fair Mount Vernon the famous
home and last resting place of George
Washington. L this is done large
and interesting collection OF Washing
ton relics will be exhibited in the
structure.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16

The above picture contains four faces, the man
and his three daughters. Anyone can find the
mans face but it is not so easy to distinguish the
faces OF the three young ladies.
The proprietors of Ford's Prize Pills will
give an elegant Gold Watch to the Jf,st
person who can make out the three daughters faces
70 the second will Be given pair Of genuine
Diamond Ear-Rlngs; to the third hand
some Silk Dress Pattern, I6 yards in any
color; to the foH,M Coin silver Watchs
and many other prizes in order of merit. Every
competitor must cut out the above puzzle picture,
distinguish the three girls faces by marking cross
with lead pencil on each, and enclose same with
fifteen U. S. two cent stamps for one box Of
FoRDS PRIZE PILLS, (Which will be sent post
eANy, wslliag.aa St. ToGo.s Can. The person whose
envelope is postmarled hl,St will be awarded the
first prize and the others in order Of merit. To the
person sending the Ir5t correct answer will be given
an elegant Gold Watch, Of fine workmanship
and frst'class timekCcper; 10 the ncrt tie last
pair of genuine Diamond Earnings; to
the secoHI to the last handsome Silk Dress
iattern, 70 yards in any COLOR; to the Mi'a
last WE SHALL GIVE AW.sY
100 VALUABLE PREMIUMS Should
there be so many sending in correct answers No
charge Is made for boxing and packing OF pre-
miums. The names Of the leading prize winners
will be published in connection with our advertise
mcnt in leading newspapers next month. Extra
premiums will be given to those who are willing to
assist in introducing our medicine. Nothing is
charged for the premiums in any way, they are
absolutely given away to introduce ard advertise
Fords Prize Pills, which are purely vegetable and
act gently yet promptly on the Liver, Kidneys and
Bowels, dispelling Headache, Fevers and Colds,
cleansing the system thoroughly and cure habtuai
constipation. They are suCar-coated, do
not grippe, very small, easy to take, one pill a
Sose, and are purely vegetable Perfect digestion
follows their As to the reliability Of our COM
pany, we refer you to any leading wholesale drug.
giSt or business house in Toronto. All premiums
will be awarded strictly in order Of merit and with
perfect satisfaction the public Pills are sent by
hail post paid. When you answer this picture
puzzle, kindly mention which newspaper YOU saw
I in Address ThE FORD PILL COMPANY, Wei
Gnf.on S., Toronto, Car.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16
A SERPENTINE MONSTER.
Destroying and Terrorizing the People
In a Wisconsin Settlement.

III WSCOHsIh SettIement.
Red Cedar Lake, Wis, is again agi-
tated by the long tale of monster,
which has lain domant during the cold
months. Some Germans were sur
prised, while watching what they sup
posed to be large stub sticking sew
eral feet above the water, TO see a
large mud turtle, which climbed upon
the supposed stub to sun himself, dis
appear within his capacious mouth,
with several more to follow. Will
Ward lost five valuable sheep by the
visit of the serpent. Their mangled
forms were found in the mud, partly
devoured.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16

OF the plants used in manufacturing the
pleasant remedy, Syrup of Figs has per-
manently beneficial effect on the human
system, while the cheap vegetable extracts
and mineral solutions usually sold as med
well-informed you will use the true rem
edy only. Manufactured by the California
Fig Syrup Co.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16

Grand excursion to New York City in
July, taking in Niagara Falls and Hudson
line Also side trips to Eastern points at
very low rates. For particulars address,
]. H. Green, Gen'l Agent, c., st. p. & K.
c. Ry Des Moines, Ia
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16


cure for woman's ills.
1t removes at once
those pains, aches, and
weaknesses, brightens
the spirits, and invigo-
rates the entire system.
An unexcelled remedy
for Kidney Troubles.
All Druggists sell II, or sent
by mail, in form Of Pills or
Lozenges, on receipt oftsI 90.
Liver Pills, 3:5c. Core
eponlcncc freely answered.
address IN confidence,
LYDIA J.. PINKIIAM MED Co,
LYNN, MASS.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16

D. ID. Martin OF Sangervillc Me-.
has an interesting curiosity consist
ing OF limbs OF the beech and maple
crossed. tho maple whch evidently
grew the faster cnclaspi ~ the beech.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16

Mrs. f. NJ. Lewis, Oxanna, Ala, writes
"For over twenty years l have suffered
with headaches without relief from the
many remedies and physicians tried during
that period. Bradycrotine produces the
most satisfactory results. 1t is almost as
indispensable to my comfort os my food y
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16
There is nothing more cowardly than be.
ing afraid of the truth.
The Only One Ever Pr nted--Can
You Find the Word?

There is 3-inch display advertisement In
this paper this week which has no two words
alike, except one word. The same is true of
each new one appearing each week, from the
DR.. Harter Medicine Co. This house places q
Crescent on everything they make and pub
lish. Look for it. Send them the name OF
the word, ana they will return you Book.
BaAOTIFUL LITHoGRAPHs OF SAMPLES FREE.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria,
When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria,
When she had Children, she gave them Castoris
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16
"I Hate to
Ask
My Doctor.

the delicacy of the young, but there is
no excuse for 7OoRiau who neglects the
freely offered assistance of a 7ooman.
Lyaia E. PinRham's Ycgtta6t ComtoAnd
is the product of a life's practice of a
,rnrnan amnnn wnnnen and an nnfailinp
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16

If you will read the advertisement, ga
Prize Picture Puzzle" in another column
Of this paper, and which appears only this
week, you can see how to obtain these
prizes.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16

HALLS CATARRH CURE Is q liquid
and is taken internally, and acts directly
upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the
,ystem. Send for testimonials, free. Sold
Dy Druggists, 75c.
+. j. CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo, o.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16

"Hnnson's Magic corn raIye.o
Warranted to cure, or money refunded. Ash
your druggist for 1t. Price Is cents.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16

WHO WOULD be free from earthly ills
must buy box of Beecham's Pills. 25
tents box. Worth a guinea.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16
100 Prizes Given Away.

Be as agreeable with your wife as you
would be with other mems wives.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16

Live socially with your family and
peaceab!y with your neighbors.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16

The shadow of a trouble is always blacker
man the trouble itself.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16

A pig pasture is as essential as pig per
for successful pig breeding.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16

Religion that is only kept for use on Sun
day will be sure to sour on Monday.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16
Oh, Womani

F alst modesty
and procrastina-
ton are RESPONSE
bic for much of
your suffering.
We ran aNCnca
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16

Mrs. WinsIow's Soothing syrup, for Chill
dren tecthing, softens the gums, reduces iniamma-
ton allays pain. cures wind collie Csc. n bottle.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16

Do one breed combines all the good
qualities in perfection.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16
DRUGS
AR e
POiSONS

Anti. Medicine prJ Ice for the safe sure. simple
and scientific cure OF all diseases. by extracting
the Animal, Mineral Vegetable aud DRUG poisons
and KILLING all germs. Miraculous cures. The
iamo walk. thu blind see, the deaf hear. and all
guaranteed quick Call or write now. You need
this extracting, purifying treatment. DIR. Shell
ny. l-th and Cnss Omaha; Merriam Block, Ceun-
ell Bluffs
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16
Ohio Breeders, ASSOCIATION

When the 'last word" is likely to be en-
unkind one, let some one else say it.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16

Let your manners at homo be a little
better than they are abroad
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16

Bryant's Home College, Buffalo, n. Y.
Eves full business college course by mail at stu
tents home. Low rates and free trial lessons.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16

The prayers that reach heaven soonest
are those that are full of thanks.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16

Use the doormat instead of the floor car
pet for foot scraper.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16
The True Laxative Principle

Baskets of pierced silver, heaped with col
ored bonbons, are effective.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16

The devil feels at homo in the company
If the man who is not kind to his wife.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16

OF Sparta. N. j., voluntarily says:
.To Whom 1t May Concern:
"Unasked deem IL my duty to asufering
humanity whose body and souls would have
healthy, TO tell them OF the value OF Hoods
Sarsaparila. While living in Ohio one OF my
children was greatly
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16

II ood's pins cure hahitual constipation.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-06-16
Afflicted With RoiIs
Scores and Scores
Hoods SarsaparilIa

Yours for the health, happiness and virtue OF
humanity" WILLIAM HoLIINsHEp' Pastor Oh
church, Sparta, N. j.