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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-02
Waves Mountain High

Or somewhat less-threaten, during storm
to engulf the venturous voyager on the TEN
pestuous Atlantic. Sometimes he is torn with
deep despair at such juncture, sometimes he
is rather glad OF it The latter condition of mind
obtains when he is sea sick The diabolical
qualms which he has undergone, and which
are now aggravated ten fo'd by the pitching OF
the ship, re der him in a measure indifferent
to his late. This picture is scarcely exaggerated,
as people who have been Violently sea sick will
assure you. Travel rs and tourists by sea and
land should alwal be provided with Hostetter' S
Stomach Bitters as means of counteracting sea
sickness and the nervous disturbance or stom-
achc trouble begotten of uncomfortable transit
by land or water, or unwholesome food hastily
swallowed at railway stations. Emigrants should
supply hemselvei with Hostetters Stomach
Bitters as a family safeguard against malaria a,
stomach, liver and bowl complaints, kidney
trouble and rheumatism.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-02

AS the true baseball reporter is sure
either 20 boil over with enthusiasm or com
pletely evaporate in despair, this form is
offered for his convenience, to be filed in
according to the scores:
Our - aggregation Of - filled the hearts
of all true admirers of the national game with
intense - by their - work yesterday after.
noon, If such a term be not too mild to be ap-
piled to the - playing witnessed yesterday
by - concourse of spectators to their keen
- and -. We hardly expect to see again
during the entire season another such exhibit
ton Of --, even though the - who are
covering the name Of Plunkville with -
should do their very -.
indianapolis journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-02
Sleep ON Left Side.

t. Many persons are unable to sleep on
their left side. The cause has long been
q puzzle to physicians. Metropolitan
papers speak with great interest of DR..
Franklin Miles, the eminent Indiana
specialist ON nervous and heart diseases,
who has proven that this habit arises from
2 diseased heart. He has examined and
kept on record thousands Of cases. His
New Heart Cure, wonderful remedy, is
sold at A. @. Ireland, jr.'s. Thousands
testify to its value as cure for heart dis
eases Mrs. Chas. Benoy, Loveland, Colo,
says its effects on her were marvellous.
Elegant book on heart diseases free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-02
Getting His Eyes Open.

Jim Doolittle lately married Fifth
avenue society lady, and some rumors O.
an impending divorce are already afoat
He complains that his wife has a very bac
temper, and firts with Tom, Dick anc
Harry.
When did you first get acquainted will
your wife? asked friend.
| have known her for good while, but
l didn't get really acquainted with hel
until after we we're married, replied Jim
with a sigh. Texas Sftings.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-02
She Wanted a EOmeIy Girl.

"You must engage homely girl"
The wife observed with aspect grim
The husband OF this kind a pearl
Discovered and took home with him.
The wife is suited well, folks say,
But one draw back the family know
Since that hired girls arrival, they
Can't get single clock to 60.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-02
Both Sides.

Mrs. Trotter to Mrs. Barlow-SinCe the
first of the year my dear husband has
turned over new leaf. He walks down
town every morning now to save car fare.
Trotter to Barlow-Hello, old man
You ought to try my scheme Of walking
down town every day, 1t gives you a
chance to smoke two cigars before you
get to the office.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-02
FOR THE CAMPAIGN.
FOR ONLY FIFTY CENTS
The TWICE-A- WEEK ST. Louis Republic

VIII be sent TO any new subscriber from
now until November 80, 1892. 1t is mailed
every Tuesday and Friday, and its readers
will get the important news OF the cam
paign and election at least half week
earlier than any weekly paper could
furnish it. 1t will be Indispensable dur
ing the campaign. Subscribe now, and
get all the news from the beginning to
the close OF the campaign, and the final
result Of the election. An extra copy will
be sent free, for the same length OF time
TO the sender Of each club of %, at 80
cents each. Cut ont this advertisement
and send it with your order. send for a
package of sample copies, and raise
club. Address The Republic st. Louis,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-02
A Family Picture,

Moiher and daughter in wonderous ar
ray,
Are proud OF the miliner's art they
display,
But papa possesseth a look OF deep
care;
He has to pay for tine bonnets they
wear.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-02
Strength and Health.

Ifyou are not feeling strong and healthy,
try Electric Bitters. If "La Grippe" has
left you weak and weary, use Electric Bit
tiers. This remedy acts directly on Liver,
Stomach and Kidneys, gently aiding
those organs to perform their functions.
II you are afflicted with Sick Headache,
you will find speedy and permanent re-
lief by taking Electric Bitters. One trial
will convince you that this is the remedy
you need. Large Bottles only 50c. at O.
M, Creamer's Drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-02

Mrs .Darley-I really must have new
gown, Frank.
Mr.. Darley-What? Why you got q
new one only two weeks ago.
Mrs. Darley-Yes, l know but the
cook has taken fancy 10 that one
Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-02

The best Salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcere, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblaine
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required. 1t
is guaranteed to give perfec' satisfaction,
or money refunded. Price rs cents rsr
box. For sale at G. M. Creamer's.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-02
Wants to Know Why :?

Small Boy-Mr. Sparks, why do you lie,
people call you "Mr. Sparks" when that
Isn't your name?
Mr.. Sparks-But it is my name!
Small Boy-But sister says your name
is Mud Town Topics.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-02
A Suggestion That Fell Fiat.

He [suggestivelyl-Re N. Terprise has
reduced his rates for marrying couples to 81
This would be good time to get married.
She [coldlyl-The man who waits unit
the fees are reduced before he makes up his
mind to marry may be economical, but he
is likely to be bad bargain.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-02

Act on new principle-regulating the
liver, stomach and bowels through the
nerves. A new discovery. DR.. Miles
Pills speedily cure biliousness, bad taste,
torpid liver, piles, constipation. I'm
eQualled for men, women, children.
Smallest, mildest, surest so doses, % cts.
Samples Free at A. @. Ireland's.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-02

Wool-Joblots is married again, and his
lawyer told him last night that his Da-
kota divorce wouldn't hold water.
Van Pelt-What did he say?
Wool-Didnt care whether he would or
not; they are going to Kentucky to live
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-02
A Little Girls Experience In = Light
hnuRa.

Mr.. and Mrs. Loren Prescott are keep
ers of the Gov. Lighthouse ut Sand Beach,
Mich, and are blessed with daughter
four years old. Last April she was taken
down with Measles, followed with a
dreadful Cough and turning into Fever.
Doctors at home and at Detroit treated
her, but in vain, she grew worse rapidly,
until she was mere handful of bones.
Then she tried DR.. Kings New Dis.
covery and after the use of two and hall
bottles, was completely cured. They say
DR.. Kings New Discovery is worth its
weighs in gold, yet you may get trial
bottle free al @. wo Creamer's Drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-02
The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.
Real Handy Then.

Miss Goldnob-Marry you? certainly
not. 1 have beauty and wealth. What
earthly reason could l find to want you as
a husband?
Tuffnut [philosophicallyl-Well, you're
bound to lose your beauty after while,
and we can spend your money easily
enough, and then you'll find me real handy
Town Tpics.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-02
And Then He Sat Right Down.

Principal of Grammar School-Williani
Flint, stand up! What were you laughing
at?
Wiliam-I-I don't like 10 tell, Mr..
Tuskinson.
Principal-I insist on knowing.
William was laughing at Ben Parrot.
lie whispered to me that he saw you
kissing Miss Roomseven on the stairway
fore school took up.-Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-02
A Useful Wife.

'Your sister is to be married in June,
I hear"
eyes the cards are out"
"She is very handsome, they say. Is she
accomplished?
"She is an accomplished dancer"
"An accomplished dancer My, what q
useful wife she will makeW
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-02
Knew Him Isy Heart.

Wife-Did you use to be out late while
/ was out OF town?
Hubby-Why do you ask?
Wife-Oh, just to hear you lie.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-02
The Retort DiscourteOus.

Flop--How did your courtship with Miss
Croasus turn out?
Flip-Not quite as I expected. applied
to her father for her hand and he answered
me with his foot.-Ulk.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-02

"And why, Jennie, did you tell Willie
you wouldn't be his little wife,"
Clause he didn't asst me TIL he knowed
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-02
Effective.

Jasper-I am told that you saw your
wife double when YOU got home las,
night.
Jumpuppe-Yes, and both other scold
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-02
Differently Interpreted.

Libby-She looks nervous; III bet he
has proposed.
Cubby-He looks nervous I'll bet she
has accepted. Town Topics.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-02

An excellent remedy for dyspepsia
Simmons Liver Regulator. Master.
son, sheriff OF Bib Co., Ga.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-02

Take Simmons Liver Regulator for
headache, constipation, indigestion or
biliousness.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-02

Trivvet-You are surely not going to
wear those trousers to the bank?
Dicer-Why not?
Trivvet-If people see you take such
large checks in ! am afraid it will cause a
run on the institution. Detroit Free
prnHa
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-02

If YOU are dull and stupid yon are bilious
and need tonic. Take Simmons Liver
Regulator.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-02

Dyspepsia and its attendant ills are
quickly cured by Simmons Liver Regu-
lator,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-02

Patronize the New MEXICAN for all
sorts OF fine and cheap job printing; larg-
est and best printing and book binding
establishment in the territory.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-02
We Belle.

Her eyes are blue, her cheeks are red,
She is the bell Of the town,
A bright yellow bonnet she wears on hel
head,
And she does all the others I'D brown
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-02

Clara-That's an awfully becoming veil
yon have on.
Maude-What makes you think SOP
Clara Because it's SO thick.-Cloak Re.
Stew
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-02

The annual monthly values will show the
distribution of temperature through the
year.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-02

Goes right to the spot
one of DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pei
lets. They do the right kind of
work when they get there, too. No
violence, no unpleasantness-but a
mild and gentle cleansing and regu-
lating of the whole system. Sick
Headache, Bilious Headache, Dizzi-
ness, Constipation, Indigestion, Bill
ious Attacks, and all arrangements
of the liver, stomach and bowels, are
promptly relieved and permanently
cured. They're the best Liver Pill
ever made. Purely vegetable, per-
fectly harmless, easiest to take, and
always fresh and reliable. Gently
aperient, or strongly cathartic, ac-
cording to size of dose-one tiny
"Pellet P" for q dose. They're the
smallest in size, but the most salts
factory in result.
They're the cheapest pill you can
buy, because they're guaranteed to
give satisfaction, or your money is
returned.
You only pay for the good you
get. Can You ask more9
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-02

druggists or sent by mail; % cts. vial. Address
HOBBS MEDICINE CO., Props, San Francisco or Chicago
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-02
j TANEAPRLl.AHs7E1
! Hobbs Are The Best on Earth. lsAH

Act gently yet prompt
ly on the LIVER, KID
NEYS and BOWELS, dis
Polling Headaches, Few
ers and Colds, thorough
ly cleansing the system
OF disease, and cures
habitual constipation.
They are sugar coated,
do not grippe, very small,
easy to take, and purely
vegetable. 45 pills in each
vial. Perfect digestion
follows their use. They
absolutely cure sick head
oobo oDj orp rnPnmunnI.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-02

He--I see that old Mr. Bentley was
buried yesterday.
Wife (shocked)- Why, is old Mr.. Bentley
dead?
He (who had just been "sat upon 1.-The
paper doesn't say whether he is dead or
not; simply that he was buried yesterday.
Brooklyn Life
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-02

At Santa Fe is the oldest military estab-
lishment on American soil, having been in
almost continuous occupation since 1902
when the Spaniards first established here
their base of operations. Old Fort Marcy
was built by U. s. soldiers in 1916 and the
Appended is roster of the present garrison
at Fort Marcy:
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-02
TERRITORIAL BOARD OF EpucATTor.

1EHHITUhIAL BOARD OF EDUCATION,
governor l. Bradford Prince, Prof. Hiram
nadiey' Elias $. Slower, Amado Chaves,
Prof. P: :. Schneider,
Supt. of Public Instruction, ,Amado Cbaves
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-01-08
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HUMAN ReseMgLANcEs TO ANIMALS.
Some Are Positively Fascinating, While
Others Leave Much to Be Desired.

Some Are Positively Fascinating, While
Others Leave Much to Be Desired.
The French, who are famous for their
keen observation, have a saying to the eff
feet that every one bears q resemblance,
more or less exact, to some animal. There
are many persons outside of the French
nation who claim that lines of likeness to
horses, dogs, monkeys, birds, fishes, snakes
and tigers, as well as to those of sheep,
goats, pigs, cows, etc, can be traced in
men and women who yet are really hui
man and without any moral likeness to
their prototypes. Some of these resem-
blances make pretty faces enough. If the
horse and COW leave much to be desired on
the score of beauty the dog gives several
fascinating types of beauty. We have
known spaniels and settlers and skyes and
Blenheims and funny little Japanese non
descripts, in frocks and hats, walking
erect on two legs-with human voices to
match their human minds-who were as
delightful in their womanhood as they
were pretty in their personality. And vet
their faces with only a few strokes OF the
pencil could be made an exact likeness of
the creatures We have mentioned. We
have known monkey faces as pleasant
may we say as kissabler-as those sweet,
round kitten faces which irresistibly sug-
gest the princess who had been the White
Cat-aS those blunt nosed kid faces which
recall Damon and Galatea-as those sharp
chlnned mouse faces which are spoiled
when they run into the ferret type-as
those faces like to fawns where the dis
pToportonate length Is redeemed by the
lovely liquid eyes and the graceful neck
We have known tiger face that had its
fascination, If also it suggested cruelty and
treachery. But the snake, and the lizard.
and the pig, and the fish we have not known
in any way beautiful, nor is the sheep q
type for idealization. The bird. albeit
bony and beaky, may pass as pretty kind
OF creature when young and not too jerky
in Its movements, nor too perky in its ca
resses. Do we not all know the women
who peck like birds when they make a
show of kissing? They cannot kiss even
their babies like true humans, but dab and
dash and peck at the soft flower face like Il
bird picking mp grain; and their pointed
lips seem as if they must hurt as much as
the bony beak they simulate.
And are not hands very often like claws:
And did not Dickens lken the working
sInews OF an old womau's shriyeled neck
to the scratching legs of poultry? And are
not certain men like eagles? and certain
others ike secretary birds? and others
again like herons? And, yet again. OF hers
like geese? And do we not all know the
dove among women, and the little brown
wren, and the angry little hedge sparrow,
all fuss and buster and fight and feathers.
with body no bigger than "A walnut IN
derneath those apparently quite forulid-
able quilts? Surely! In fact, birds have
nearly as large following as dogs, and we
might multiply the instances OF likeness
till We had included all the species given
by White of Seborne or even by Audubon.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-01-08

The sweetest wife and mother in New
York said to me the other day: when
any one know is rude or unkiud to me [
am sorry for that person, but | do not take
the act as personal. / attribute 1t to i'll
health or lack of training, but never per
NIT myself to think that can be hurt by
it. When any one is kind and thoughtful.
however, | take it as a personal coupli-
ment and mark Of special favor. | sup
pose it is very egotisticni way of looking
at things, but gel Il great deal OF happi-
ness out of my vanity, 20 through hfe
never feeling sighted or insUlted or wound
ed, and am constantly delighted with the
goodness and sweetness which people be
stow upon me"
As listened to the fair Iady's words it
seemed to me that such vanity as hers was
Il most desirable quality to possess, and
wished there was more of it in the world.
| know another woman who made il 3,
rule early IN life to only notice other peo-
pies faults to avoid contracting them, and
to carefully notice their graces and virtues
in order to adopt tham.-Ella Wheeler Viii
cox in Washington Post.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-01-08
Longevity of Tradesmen.

1 he average ages TO which men of diff
ferent occupations live are shown by sfatis-
tics TO be as follows: Agate polishels, 10
TO ~ years; blacksmiths, 551 years; brass
founders, GOA years; brass workers, - >
years; brewers, SOC years; britannia work
erS 422 years; butchers, 56 ; years; cabinet
makers, 49.S years; carpenters 551 years.
cloth weayers, 57.5 to 50 years; workers
IN coal, 55.l years: confectiouers. 81. l Years;
coppersmiths, IS years; cotton operatives,
a TO 30 years; dyers, 63.7 years; engravers.
Jf.b years; fertilizer makers, 81 years: gas
men, t2 to % years; gilders, 53.S years; glass
cutters, AS years; glass makers, 81 8 years;
goldsmlths, II years; hatters, SIG wears:
labOrers in bleaching works, - to SO wears:
copper forGers, COS years; day laborers.
52.4 years lead miners, 4 wears: laborers in
distillerles, G35 years; locksmiths, 40 wears:
machluIsts and stokers on railroads, 81
years; machiuists and stokers on steam
ships. 81 years: maSons, 80. 6 years: millers.
4o.l years; workers in oil, "a years; paint
ers, % years; paper makers, $40 years.
potters, 81 years; printers, SAB years:
railroad employees, 39.7 years; saddlers.
$50 years; salt boilers, % years; scaven-
gers, 81 TO TO years; stonecutters, 30 3 years;
tanners, Gl.2 years; workers in tobacco.
5S.3 years; varnishers, 10 years; watch
makers, 81 9 years
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-01-08

Cochineal, the dyestuf of beautiful
crimson color, is prepared from the body o.
an insect which feeds on various plants of
the cactus family, particularly on one of
them, which Is closely allied to the prickly
pear It. i a native of Mexico and other
warm parts of America, and Is carefully
cultivated for the sake of the insect which
hnds It's food IN the leaves. 1t is tiny lit
Tie thing, one pound weight of cOchineal
beng calculated 10 contain 10000 of the
DRIED insects. Ii Is tedious work TO gather
them, being accomplished by gently brush
ing the branches with the tail of Il squirrel
The insects are killed by being placed in
ovens, and when once dried may he kept
for any length of time without injury
One insect placed in Il glass of water will
color the whole liquid beautiful carmine
CochIneal forms one of the most important
exports from Mexico.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-01-08

QUINCY Herald: The democrats
should carry rifles, not shot-guns, when
they go hunting the tariff. Shot-guns
will scatter all over creation, and msy
never bring down the game you want.
With your rife you can pick out your bird
and shoot to kill. a general fire al the
whole flock of tariff frauds is too gen.
eral. But if they pick out certain gross
features that nine-ten!hs OF the people
of all political classes want to see killed,
the republican party Will be kept too
busy picking up the dead and wounded
TO pay any attention TO free coinage OF
any other side issue.