The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1892-03-03
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key to make peck of trouble. e'
- Thirteen tons of poatsge stamps are
!. said to have been sold in New York city
il last year.
: = We cannot be wise in everything,
o but we can at least be punctual to onr.
D engagements. 4.
r There is more than sadness in some
o of the sacrifices made by our American
!. girls to title.
. First Small Boy: What does your
ma do when you lie to her? Second
3 Small Boy: She tells pop I take after
: him. &
} : Mrs. l.. r. Patton, Rockford, ILL.,,
writes: "From personal experience I can
f, recon mmend De Wits Sarsaparilla, cure
: for impure blood and general debility.n -
White e. Wilhite.
= An exchange truly says that tbes
grip is the ouly thing that can make
some tough people feel meaner than they
are. ~ ~
The letter in the Chinese langnsges
has one hundred ways of being pronouncs
ell, and each pronunciation has differ
ent meaning.
Bright people are the quickest to res
cognize good thing and buy it. We SELL
lots OF bright people the Little Early Ri-z
sers. If you are not brig tthese pills will
make you so.-Wilhite q White.
Name some of the most important;
things existing to day that were un-I
known 100 years ago. Tommy-You aud
me. 3SS
| -"I have always wished" soliloqnizS
I'd the coroner, pensively, that I could s
have held this Office Immediately after
the flood" =
- Early Risers, Early Risers, Early
Risers, the famous little pills for cons.f-
| patton, sick headache, dyspepsia and ner-s
vousness.-Wilhite & White.
The War Department reports that
there are 8,567,25O men in the United
States who are available for military .du. &
ty.
= 1t is estimated that Free Masonry
has gained in numerical strength through
out the world at least Is per cent. in the
last three yearS.
Contempt for holy things is the high &
road to infdelity. Once let a man begin M
to make jest of any part of Christianity, N
and 1 am never surprised to hear that he
is downright unbeliever.
= 1t is q truth in medicine that the i
the best. De Wits Little Early Risers Il
are the smallest pills, will perform the
cure, and are the best.-Wilhite & Will
hite.
- Daniel Webster was once asked
"What is the most important thought
you ever had?" he replied: "Tbe
most important thought ever had wss
my individual responsibility to God" y
Christ is all. Not tangled thread "a
but He can straighten it out, not q Il
blurred Scripture but He can erase it, 81
not missent arrow but He can direct it.
All in all He is for life, in death, through a
eternity.
We truly believe De Wits Little
Early Risers to be the most natural, most
effective, most prompt and economical
pill for billiousness indigestion and In d
active liver.-Wilhite & Wilhite.
= The rate of infant mortality is enor:
nous. In round numbers 100000 ba-
bies never Ave long enough to talk; 5.-
100000 more never have chance to
walk or run, and 100000 more never
get old enough to go to school.
-"I thought you advertised that you
were selling out at cost" growled the
customer, throwing down the required
twenty FIVE cents for a small package Of 5
note paper. "Yes, sir" replied the sta
toner briskly. "Thats right. We refer
red to our postage stamps. Want any to-
dayw B
-"Late to bed and early to rise will &
shorten the road t. your home in the
skies" But early to bed and a"LittIe
Larly Riser," the pill! that makes life g &
longer and better and wiser.-Wilhite e
White. 3
- The wisest man should take notice
from this "It is the rule in the family IS
of an Erie man that before bis girls can
have beaax they must learn to cook and
sew. He he's raised seven girls and has
three more coming on and all are excel.
lent housekeepers. Six have married y, +
and the seventh is spoken for, while
young men are already shying up +. 5
other three"
Education is learning the game Of 5
life. Its rules are the laws of nature. e
Retzch depicted Satan playing chess B
With man for his soul. The real chess.
board is the world. The player on one B
tide is hidden. The life, fortune and
happiness of everyone depends on his s
knowing something of the rules of 8
game infinitely more difficult and COM s.
,licated than chess.
= If dull, spiritless and stupid il your IS
blood is thick and sluggish; if yorr ap- IS
petite is capricious and uncertain, you #
need Sarsaparilla. For best results take H
De Witt's.-Wilhite and Wilhite. ~
= Mr.. George W. Sheridan, who lives
IN Rose Hill, owns one of the most truly IS
patriotic hens in the United States. Sat.
lrday morning the bird laid an egg
which was different from an ordinary
gg, in that it had little cup on one end
# it, and in the center of the cup was
BEAUTIFULLY formed G. 1t was evident
hat the fowl wished to show its marked
reference for Cleveland, and could find
10 other way Of making itself understood.
ir. Sheridan now firmly believes that
cleveland will be the next president.
Columbus Ga.) Enquirer San.
= It is fixed and immutable law thai
. have good, sound health one must have
ure, rich and abundant blood. There is
o shorter nor surer route than by M
curse OF De Wits Sarsaparilla.- White
; Wilhite.
A we'll known Kentucky clergyman
Ills this: 1 married a couple up in Allen !