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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-12-03
onaEnr - CooltaIIs.

Weather prophets predict nine snow
storms.
Many a board Of directors is made up
Of wooden men.
Celery fritters are a new culinary
wrinkle and one which. when properly
made, causes the epieure to smile a
smile Of beautiful ecstasy.
A sign hanging over the pulpit in the
barracks.o of thu Salvation Army uptown
--,ar- - -ESs le0v0 the room
exc ~ dring the singing"
ST know my feet are TO stand on, ="
said a grabbed individual in a crowded
cable car TO his nelghbOr; 'but II it is
Just the same 20 you I would like like
that privilege for myself exclusively.
VIII you please get down on the foOr?'
On Sunday last little 6-year-Old Eel
low in the infant school Of Christ
Church, Frankinville, was asked by his
teacher: "What did God make on the
first day2" The child answered,
Light" When asked, "What did he
make on the next day?' The answer
was: THE next day it showed. - Phil
ddClpbiG Record.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-12-03
Funny snaps.


News cost; you can't even get a re-
port from q gun free Of charge .-EtmirG
Gazette.
The man who does not comb his hair
looks best with a chrysanthemum in his
NATURALIZATION Orleans Pjc0l11le.
Shingles: Don't you think Bloom
geld acts the hOg?" Van Braam: "He
doesn't need 20 act. "-BrundOR Banner.
The body OF a merchant young
Beneath this headstone hes;
Hemieht have lived much longer but
Washington star.
Fannie: 81 don't see how Mrs. Frank
Lev can love such a man as her husband
IS. do yonf" Hattie: "NO; but think
of his millions. Detroit Free Press.
Mamma: whats the reason you and
your sister can't get along without
ouarreling?" Little Johnny: 81 dun
no. Mebby she takes after you and !
take after papa. "-GOOdN6lCs.
81 fell overheard" said the sailor,
"and the shark came along and grabbed
me by the leg" "And what did you
do?" 81 let him have the leg. I never
dispute with a shark. "-Tit-Bits
"Give me a Nancy Hanks" said a
gay young fellow to the stamp clerk at
the DostOfice the other day. whats
q Nancy Hanks?" asked the clerk.
Especial delivery" replied the gay
young PitSbiT0 Dispatch.
Minks: "Hellol ] thought you'd gone
20 Dakota. Winks: Changed my
mind" Minks: ''But you said you
wanted to get a divorce, because your
wife made il so hot for you you couldn't
live with her." Winks; "Ive con-
cluded to keep her until that tarnsl
coal combine bustS. "-NClU York Weekly.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-12-03
serrsd 80 nirht.

An expert bicyclist has of and on for
sone time been bothering the engineers
on a railroad passing through Glashutte,
Germany, by scOOdng across the track
~ night directly in front OF the lOcomo-
lives, thereby making the engineers
nervous over the chances Of killing
MIN. at last another reckless but less
expert wheelmsn tried il with him one
night. fell, was captured, and thereby
the original offender became known.
He got seven months in prison for his
deYiLLry.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-12-03
P0TP0URRI

A young woman applied to the mayor
OF New York for relief.
"Have you no means Of supportg
asked the mayor.
~ am the only daughter of an old,
childless father, and I support several
younger brothers with my own hands.
81 am an orphan, too, replied the
mayor, ''and it IS as much as can do
10 take care Of myself, now I am out OF
a lob. n-I'eTdS SftiHgs
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-12-03
They ..Welked spanish. >,

Two terrified women in the streets Of
Malaga, Spain, were rushing madly from
what appeared TO be a little animal con-
fined by q string held in a mans hand.
The animal seemed 20 be rushing to-
ward the frightened women. Their
fright was caused by an American toy
8 mechanical mouse.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-12-03
After she Comet

This might be 8iela's comet on a jag.
Memphis appeal.
Us IS highly Important that astrODo-
mers should get together.-hGnSGS Gu
Times.
AS 70 the comet, it appears to have
been principally effective IN demon
strating what & great many people pre-
tending TO be experts do not know about
comets PtttSblTg Dispatch.
Theories about the comet have
bumped into each other, but the conner
itself As not In the humping business
ST. J5uis Gl0bC-D Democrat
What the astronomers don't know
absut the comet is flling a great deal OF
Newspaper space just now.-NclC York
Herald.
There is mere nebula than solid sub
stance Ia our present astronomical spec
ns.-lRdidnGp0liS NClCS.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-12-03
INDEPENDENCE.

INDEPENDENCE, Pa, December q
Married at the Presbyterian parsonage
on Tuesday November goth, by Rev. u.
B. Taylor, Mr.. Marion Miller and Miss
Annie Wilson all Of this town. They
were given a reception at night by Mr..
and Mrs. j. l. DOderS which was large
II attended. We wish them much hap
piness on their voyage down the stream
of life.
The NJ. E. Sunday school will have a
Christmas tree and treat for the chill
dren on Christmas eve the oath.
Professor Hoge gave a lecture with
photo optican views OF scenes in Eng.
land, Scotland and Wales in the school
house here on Saturday night, which
was largely attended and every one was
well pleased with the entertainment.
Rev. Feltt, A. NJ, delivered a ser
mon ia the NJ E. church on last Sunday
night, 10 the EpwOrth League, which
was largely attended. The Reverend
is a profound reasOner and splendid
orator. He will deliver the first lecture
in the KpwOrth LeGg9e course here, on
Saturday night, December 18th. His
subject will be, THE Mistakes Of the
Devil"
Mrs. G.. W. Muckley, who has been
confined to her room with scarlet fever,
is able to be up.
Mrs. Robert Thompson has removed
from the Beull Knob farm to Lewis
LiVgett's farm on Cross Creek.
Mrs. Ellis Jones, who has been con-
fined to her room with sore throat and
bad cold, is able 20 go around again.
Mr. Elsie Mcconnell has moved from
bis farm in this township to his father
in-law's farm in Brooke county, w. Va.
Misses Ruth and Matte Adams are
visiting friends in Jefferson county, o.
Rev. G.. w. Webster, pastor of the
Brownsville, Pa, A. N. Z, Church, is
visiting friends in toYu this week.
Mr.. w. c. Moore, Who has been suf-
fering from a carbuncle on his back for
some time, is slowly improving.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-12-03

Mr.. Clever Groveland watching a
foot ball game)-Psbaw, you people
don't know what kicking is. Walt till
you encounter a lot Of people who ex-
pect you 70 give them Offices.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-12-03

AS the season Wsnes, as the season grieves,
one is iaiu to remark amid his gtinS,
We are sure Co observe the autumn leaves
On the very day The autumn begins,
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-12-03
ORDER OF PUBLICATION.

- to-Wit:
In ths Circuit Court Of Ohio county, NoYsm-
Rules, 1892
A. J. Sweeney and another
v. IN Assumpsit
David r Paige and another.
The object Of thistsuit IL 10 recover from the
defendants the sum OF tSS6 10, with interest on
ia 10 thereof from the 30th day OF March, 1874
until payment. and tS52O9 thereof from the
25th cay Of April, 1892, until paid. we'll tie
costs OF this suit. and also 70 attach and subject
TO the payment Of said olaiHa and costs certain
property OF the defendants in this State; aud il
appearing from sn affidavit filed in the cause
that the defendants. David r. Paige and
Albert T. Paige, are non.rcsidents Of the Etsts
OF West Virginia, II Is ordered that they apbear
within one month after the frst puoncatltn OF
this order and do what il necessary % protecl
their interests il Is further ordered thatihis
order 10 published and ported according claw.
Witness. john w. Mitchell, Clerk OF our "a d
Court at the Cont House Of said county. fhjs
9th day Of November, 1872, to-Wit: NcVeui5er
Rules, 1892.
JOHN W. MITCHELL. Glen
Published Erst time November u. ISQ2
Attest: JOHN MITCHELL, l,leffN
HEsET n. RUssEII- a. .toruey for PlaintiHsN
a. and Cpfu7r
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-12-03

Natural Oak Gold Mounted Fuz English Fu Madagascar WOunGsu
Silver Ipped Ioned Acac Medar (ea and Horn Partridge anu
o SILVER Acacia Gold Partridge with Gold Silver IOG u
WeChse OPERA Violet Wood Sented Medar ana oO
Toose Shell imported Gold Mounted FuTz Csone presue
china and Gold Ivory Mounted Violet Wood Ash Horn and SVe S anu
co1 None cane Horn Antique Ivory and Medar Oak lowered en-
aeed Gam faacca Mount edar Oak and Comedian Black klDDe rear
and Stern1 Silver Maaca Comedian Horn and Maaca Back 1n
hoo and H1pDotaus Ebony Ivory Mounted SnakeOoH RoOeue
Bent Hook
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-12-03

ADOLF LALLOZ, carriage manufact
urer, 119 Carroll street, Buffalo, n. Y,
states: 1 was troubled with nausea Of
the stomach, sick headache and general
debtl ity. Burdock Blood Bitters cured
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-12-03

She made for the critic dij this soubrette,
Aud she was @ braWnV lass,
For be had pat her TO his regreti
In the "old-time favorit8h class.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-12-03

pc is the hardest work I'm life
Taat earns the sweetest rest.
The gnarled and crooked tree 10 rife
With lruit we love the best
The brswny m0u whose might you fear
"A gentle heart displays,
And winter. rugCed and severe,
Brings forth ihe holidays.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-12-03
General alnttrea,


STATE FAIR STOCKHOLDERS.
~ In pursusncs or the bylaws OF the West
Virginia Exposition and State Fair Afso citation,
a meeting OF tbs stockh olders viii be held on
the 81 day Of December. lS92, 81 the hour OF
o'clock p. N i" the Office OF the Clerk OF County
Court OF Ohio county, state OF West Virginia,
for the purpose OF holding an election for q
Board OF Directors 10 serve during the year OF
1893, and to transact any other business that
may De brought before the meeting.
A. REYMAHH, President
GEORGE Hook, Secretary. nog4e&di
STOCKHOLDERS' MEETING.
Ths annual meeting Of the stockholders OF
the Wheeling Park Association will be held 81
the Office OF the German fire Insurance Com
pSny, December 5th, 1892, at s o'clock p. M,
Tor the election OF Board Of Directors ard the
transaction OF such other business as may be
lawfully done by the said stockholders in gen.
eral meeting assembled.
A. REYMANN, Pest.
CoNBAD HIR. CT, Sec'y. noes
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-12-03

Avsrse to Aim.
''Tho girl % me poem seems
He said. the while a ght
Like that the poet sees On dreams
khOne in his eyes SO bright
But when anon he asked the maid
no be bis own Cor lile
She said Co him, elm much afraid
4 ne en- canbe your vile.
And afterward. when an the boys
Began 90 rally hlm
Because the '.poem lacked the Joys
That doat in loves own SWIM
Ee said. Though sfa refused, a.
She's still g p0en--seet
AND 4 not one W0E1 WI take
For she's a verse 60 me-. ~.
"Jem" BAN saus ror New n
cembef 2.-
ssaila ior sd
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-12-03
The Inauenee ofTr

The influence Of tribes
A little collar button
DID from his grasp escape,
That's what twisted his thanksgiving
Entirely out Of shape.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-12-03

CIV bd and three 6o3) Umbrellas day actual count
H1s-Prces range all the way TO $l2.5O
fy-Special lines 59c, 81. IS. S139 and W. oo no m
eE5-Examine our TURK SATIN UMBRELLA at SZ'SV'
is Why not anticipate your Holiday wants?
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-12-03

Mrs. Lease should at least promise
that IL she succeed she viii sgree to
allow no one to call her "Ssnatress. +"
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-12-03

The tallest woman IN Idaho lives at
Boise City. She stands 6 feet inches
10 her stockings.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1892-12-09
Poultry : uppiies and Appliance
Encubators and Breeders.

Sole Agents Cor Hydro Safety Lamps for Incu}ators
and Breeders Cynona for Gsinfecting and zlng YER
mine. Ravens Horse Cattle and Poultry Food Nisll-
bets Tonic Poultry Powder.
Manufacturer Of Croleys California Poultry Remedy
for roup, sweledhead and all diseases Of the head
and throat Of fowls Anglo-Amercan Dog Remedies IS
varieties warranted to No Pills for Pigeons.
Everything fer Fancers and Breeders Write for what
you want 81
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1892-12-09
TIE ORMSBY HOUSE
CARSON CRY, New.

i. KAlsER Proorj, :.
TsfhIs Old ESTABLISHED AND 4rsL
= known House isnov' open or the accom-.
nloaa-loa OF tie ,Iayeliig r,h!ic. TIE rooms
have been tl'orou5ai} renova-ec. and return
shed
The large dinin room has been so arranged
taat parties or families can be furnished with
in private, four cosy rooms having been fur
titioned of forthat purpose The Bar will he
supplied rith the best Of wines, liquors and
cigars.
Thankful for pastfs vors hope for eontinu
ance Of the same
III ID. KAISER
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1892-12-09

4 lunch counter is connected with
the bar, where you can get Oysters in
Any Style. Lunches and Sandwiches
served with Beer, Wine and Coffee.
Orders taken for Keg and bottled
Beer.
MAIN STREET. fl
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1892-01-22
NASHVILLE AND 81. LOUIS.

The New Line Via Hollow Rock is Now
Open for Business.
Nashville American, of January l2.l
Yesterday morning a new time
card went into effect on the new
road from st. Louis to Hollow Rock,
Tenn, thence to this city over the
tracks Of the Nashville, Chattanoo-
ga and st. Louis Railroad. Con-
nections are made at Paducah with
the Cairo Short Line, and through
sleepers will be run between st.
Louis and Nashville. BY the COM
pletion of this road a new country
is opened up that has hitherto been
without railroad facilities. 1t is
also the shortest route between St
Louis and Nashville.
This new st. Louis and South
eastern line is known as the Hollow
Rock route, the Paducah, Tennes-
see and Alabama having completed
its line to a connection with the
Nashville, Chattanooga and st.
Louis Railroad at Hollow Rock,
Tenn, 80 miles west of Nashville,
and is, therefore, now open for
through business to all Southern
points, via the Nashville, Chatta-
nooga and ST. Louis Railway and
connections, and for through busi-
ness to st. Louis and all North
western points via its direct con-
nection, the st. Louis and Paducah
Railway, from Paducah, and the
Cairo Short Line. Direct connec-
ton will be made with fast trains
both ways between st. Louis and
Nashville, Chattanooga Atlanta and
the South Atlantic coast. Pullman
palace cars will berun through from
st. Louis to Nashville and Atlanta.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1892-01-22

does about the business of his life,
slow, steady, and energetic, but
sure.
All present we're made to feel the
stunning force of the popular
young druggists generosity and
hospitality, and many were the ex-
pressions of thanks that went up
from grateful hearts and full stom-
achs. May he live long, prosper
and grow fat, ever remembering
that nothing calls for more thanks
or greater feelings Of friendship
and gratitude than fresh oysters,
cigars and tooth-picks properly
served. wv
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1892-01-22

In speaking of the fact that the
Southern members hold such
prominent position in the present
Congress, the New York World.
paws the Southern voter cOmph-
ment and attributes the fact to two
reasons. Tn the first place the
Southern States, having been uni
formly Democratic, had no share
in the grand overturning which has
sent so many new men to Congress
on the Democratic side, and in the
second place the Southern Demo
Gratis have followed agoodSouthern
tradition in sending brainy men to
Congress and keeping them there.
These circumstance which give
the Southern members a seniority
in committee appointments, are
worth bearing in mind at the pres
ent time. They are certainly very
creditable to the political intelli-
gence of the Southern voters. =
Dyersburgh Times.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1892-01-22

WE can't see why such men as
Crisp and Mills should not have
been better judges Of each others
political opinions than they were.
Dickson Press.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1892-01-22
THE BALTIMORE AFFAIR.
Comments of the San Francisco Papers on
the Investigation.


A San Francisco dispatch of the
18th instant says; Regarding the
investigation of the assault on the
Baltimore's crew at Valparaiso now
being held at Vallejo, the Chronicle
says editorily: "No one can read
the testimony of the sailors of the
Baltimore without feeling at once
that the subject of the Valparaiso
attack has assumed such a phase
that the hurt can not be cured by a
mere apology from Chill. We be-
lieve it is clearly the duty Of the
United States to demand complete
reparation and suitable indemnity
from Chill, and to enforce the de-
mands if there is any hesitation IN
complying with it.
After careful review of the sub
ject the Examiner ends a lengthy
editorial by saying very emphati-
cally that the time has come for
Chill to apologize aud pay indem-
nifty.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1892-01-22

The champion rifle shot Of the
world, Capt. Milton w. Farrow, is
a resident of Mason, Tenn. Mr..
Farrow is owner and proprietor of
the Farrow Arms Company at Ma
son, and will soon begin the manu-
facture of guns on a large scale.
He has many inventions, among
which is a long distance rife, which
is destined to revolutionize long
range rife shooting.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1892-01-22

THE action of Judge L. S. Woods
in charging the grand jury that
where several parties we're arrested
for the same offense, committed at
the same place, and the same time,
to. include all in one Indictment,
will save the county great deal of
money in unnecessary costs, and
will meet with the hearty approval
of the taxpayers of Madison Coun-
ty.-Jackson Tribune and Sun.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1892-01-22

SHELBY COUNTY has adopted a
new resolution legalizing a wire
fence of three strands. Why not
adopt q no-fence law at once. A
three wire fence is so near a no.
fence, better get down to it at once,
and lets have,tbe cursing over with.
-Wayerly Times-Journal
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1892-01-22

GOVERNOR BUCHANAN is going
around announcing himself against
Grover Cleveland. He would be
wise # he would content himself
with looking after those who are
against Buchanan, and he would
certainly have his hands full
Jackson Times.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1892-01-22

Gus ENLoE gotin a rafting good
speech Friday, which was literally
punctured with applause. Gus ev-
identity still has it in for the Gar
Nashville American.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1892-01-22

In answer to GA Democrat" we
have to say that Mr.. Mills, just be-
fore the opening of the campaign
for the Speakership, in letter to
the New York World, and in re-
sponse to a request by that journal,
explained his position to be in ia
vor of making a low tariff, first free
ing raw materials, and then reduc-
ing the tariff on finished goods to a
revenue basis. Memphis CONNER
ciaL
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1892-01-22

WHEN we Chattanoogans vaulted
into the ring as the foremost cham
pions of Worlds Fair exhibit, we
thought our roar was as the roar Of a
lion. Subsequent events have con-
vinced us that we were merely bray
ing. Chattanooga Press.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1892-01-22

IF Southern farmers would di-
versify their crops, and Southern
towns would diversity their facto-
ries, the wall Of the calamityites
would no longer be heard in the
land. d.-Jackson Wing.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1892-01-22

The question Of the hour seems
to be, will Governor Buck" prove.
master Of "the situation?" Leba-
non Democrat.
The Camden chronicle. (Camden, Tenn.) 1890-current, 1892-01-22
INTERESTING ITEMS OF NEWS.
GATHERED FROM OUR EXCHANGES.
A Summary of Happenings in Tennessee
and Elsewhere.

The West Tennessee Baptist, a
religious newspaper published at
Lexington, has suspended.
Paris is about to secure another
This time it is a gun
factory and machine shop.
Farmers say the snow which has
been on the ground several days
will benefit the growing wheat.
Rutherford County's scholastic
population is IA, ,720, OF which S,095
are white and 6,625 are colored.
The continuous cold weather for
the last month has served to keep
fruit buds back until nearer spring
Carroll Parks, aged seventy years,
living near Irving College, in War
rem County,. was killed by a run
away team last week.
The jail at Knoxville is said to
be full Of offenders against the in
ternal revenue laws, awaiting trial
at the Federal court.
Mr. HOLMAN stirred up the Re-
publicans in Congress when he Of
fered his resolution againstallki kinds
of special bounties and subsidies.
The Carroll County Democrat
announces that new paper will
be issued from Mckenzie this week
by Messrs. j. M. Bell and Marsh
Atkisson.
The growing wheat in West Ten
nessee is said to be punching well,
which indicates a good yield, pro-
vided nothing intervenes to cut the
crop short
Hon. H. G. Snodgrass has intro
duced a bill in Congress for the re-
lief of the Cumberland Female Col
lege, at McMinnville, for damages
sustained during the civil war.
Congressman Enloe has intro
duced a bill providing that not ex-
ceeding $500 shall be appropriated
towards burial expenses of any de.
ceased Representative or Senator
Ex-President Cleveland passeC
through Atlanta, Ga, Sunday OF
his way to the plantation of Josepl
Jefferson in Louisiana, where he
will spend a week cunning an(
fishing.
The residence of ex-Governo.
Hawkins, at Huntingdon, was de
stroyed by fire one night last week
Scarcely anything was saved from
the building. Loss estimated a
$4,000, with 81, 900 insurance.
In the cotton section Of Wes
Tennessee it is going to be a hare
matter for many farmers to pa,
their State and county taxes. TIL
delinquent tax list promises to b
larger thisyear than for many years
A negro boy named Henry Par
ham was found dead in the roa,
near Dresden one morning las
week. 1t is supposed he becam
stupefed with whisky and lay dow
to sleep it off and froze to deatl
The Dyersburgh Times says tina
a local grocerymap received tn
other day the following, order fro1
one OF his customers: "Dere sir
Pies send me 4 pounds Of COTE an
some te. My wife had boy la:
night, also 10 pounds of cheese an
a rat trap. He weighed 8 pound
and a hatchet and nails"
We have heard of one farme
} near here, says the Wilson Count
Exchange, who says he is going
, double his acreage of cotton th
Z year. He thinks that as the plan
, ers of the South are going to grea
ly reduce their acreage, that pric,
7 will be high, and he will make h
= pile. We expect to see him bad
: fooled, for many others will do
he proposes to do.