The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1892-12-08


known.
In Wyoming woman has been elected
Justice of the Peace.
In Equatorial Africa the price of wife
is ten packages of hairpins.
The grippe is prevalent in California.
The State Board Of Health reports 68
deaths from the disease during the past
month.
A careless Reno boy swallowed re-
volver cartridge the other day, and his
mother doesn't dare to wollop" him for
fear he'll explode.
P. M. Bowler, Jr., who was recently
defeated in Esmeralda county for district
attorney, is candidate for chief clerk of
the Nevada Assembly.
One of Austin's ladies imputed the
other day of one of our merchants if he
had any matrimonial baskets. She was
too polite to say cradle -Advocate.
A letter came to the Topeka (Kans.)
postoffice the other day addressed to
George w. Eightquarts." The post.
master delivered it to George w. Peck.
DR.. Davis wife arrived from Soda
Springs, Idaho, Thursday evening The
doctor has leased County Clerk Lauren.
sons residence and is now permanently
located in Ely.--News.
The following is said to be an excellent
remedy for pneumonia. Cut this out and
save it; it may come useful One table,
spoonful of -four of sulphur and one
tablespoonful of turpentine; mix we'll
and take in ONE dose.
Tive the hardest name in this town, "
said one citizen to another. "I'll bet a
dollar you haven't" was the reply.
Done" said the first citizen, "my
name is Stone" "Pass over the coin,'
said the second citizen, my name is
Harder. "--Ex.
The authorities Of Ogden and the coun.
ty of Weber, Utah, have appropriated
$50, 900 bonus to induce the Southern
Pacific to remove its shops from Carlin,
New, and Terrace, Utah, to Ogden. A
contract has been signed by all the par
ties, and the removal takes place at once
Half teaspoonful of sugar will nearly
always revive dying fire, and unlike
the few drops Of coal oil which some per.
sons are so fond of using, will not blow
up the stove and burn to death the
thoughtess one. 1t is perfectly safe.
The kerosene can fiend should try it.
7. HI. Wells, who was at one time oul
district judge, is now one of the owners
of the Tehachapi Tribune, published al
Tehachapi, Kern county, Gala. The
town is comparatively new one, and
the Tribune is booming it in great style
There are number of Dakin families
in Lamoille Valley in Elke county, bu,
death has lately made sad havoc in one
of them. The Independent says the
father and son died within few days o.
each other, and the widow of the former
departed this life Friday week ago
They all died of pneumonia.
Mr. Smarty (who has been reading Il
his wife column or two on the tariff
So Cleveland will take his seat on the (
of March. l predict that four month";
from his inauguration most Of the factor
les and wholesale houses Of the countr,
will be closed.
Mrs. Smarty-Why, you alarm me
Why should they close!
Mr.. Smarty-Because it will be tn
4th of July, legal holiday, my dear
Nevada City Herald.
Don't take wife during the holida
season and don't buy horse in ba
weather. Two knives cannot find roor
in one sheath nor two loves in one heart
When you are buying horse don't cor
suit pedestrian, aud when you ar
counting woman don't ask advice of
bachelor. Wounds caused by q swor
can be healed, but wounds caused by
tongue cannot.-Turkish Proverbs.
Mr.. Samuel Meyers has been the prir
Opal manipulation of the proposed Sa
Francisco & Salt Lake Railroad, and d,
clares that the enterprise was never
better form than now, and that the pro-
pect is good for work to begin very soor
There is another company that is maxim
no noise, but it is using its uttermost e,
ortions to, with the early spring, pref
the railroad from this city west. and tn
fact is known quietly among heav
moneyed men in this city.-Salt Lal
Tribune.
Ash Fork has the distinctic
J of having within its limits
( six.months' old lamb that drinks fro
t two to three gallons Of beer daily. tt
: little boozer will go from saloon to saloc
} and beg for beer, and its wants in this {
, rection are readily supplied. 1t does n