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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-12-29
HAMMOND.

The furry of snow of last Saturday
with what was on the ground makes
fairly good sleighing.
The Busy Bees are quite elated over
the result of their fair of the 2lst.
They received 81 from their sales. A
number of the most valuable articles
are still unsold, and will be placed on
sale at their next fair.
Mrs. Shannon with her little sons
is visiting her sister at Willow River,
North Dakota.
Mrs. Venatter of Downing is visiting
the family of her brother, J. 5. Wheel.
or. Mrs. Venatter has rented her
dwelling in Downing and will reside
here the coming year.
Mrs. Fletcher and little daughter of
Watertown, OAK, arrived Friday of
last week and will make quite an ex.
tended visit at the home of her pa
rents, Mr.. and Mrs. Geo. Grinnell.
Miss Burk of Boradman while visit.
ing sthe family of Mr.. Pitts suffered
the loss of one of her horses.
e9Several family reunions occurred
during the Christmas holidays
Friends of the family of Mr.. Jane:
Wright from New Richmond and else
where crowded his house on that oc
caSiOl,
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-12-29
NEW CENTERYILLE.

Happy New Year!
VIM. Hodge and son Charlie visited
Prescott last week.
Miss Bertha Hampton has returned
home from Chippewa Falls where she
has spent the summer.
Mrs. NJ. Phernetton of Wildwood
spent the holidays with her parents
here.
Della and Garry Hodges is visiting
relatives and friends here.
Mr.. Sever Lee is visiting his grand
parents Mr.. and Mrs. Thoen.
Mr.. and Mrs. Cowan are the guests of
Mrs. Woods.
Mrs. Burlison and children spent
Christmas in Beldenville.
Mr.. Nelson and Mr.. Tboen were the
guests of Miss Jessie Thoen Sunday.
Ned Nelson was a Baldwin caller
Tuesday.
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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-12-29
Cemetery Meeting.

The annual meeting of the stock
holders of Greenwood Cemetery Asso
citation will be held at the office of
p. Weld on Saturday, Dec. 31st, 1892
at 2 O'Clock P. NJ.
Section 2 of the bylaws reads al
follows:
Sec. 2.-All owners of one or more full lots il
the grounds of this association shall be deemed
stockholders, and as such shall be entitled to
vote at the elections thereof
At all meetings of the stockholders of this as
ISOLATION stock may be represented in the fol
lowing manner:
stoca belonging to the estate of deceased per
sons may be represented by the widow after the
death of her husband or by husband after the
death of the wife owning stock
If both parents be dead the stock of an estate
belonging TO minors may be represented by theii
legal representatives.
Where stock is owned by family any adult
member of such family holding written proxy
from the remaining adult members may repre-
sent such stock
The wife may represent the stock of an absent
husband and the husband may represent the
stock of an absent wife.
Persons representing stock under the pro-
visions of this bylaw shall have the same right
to vote as if stockholders.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-12-29

A son of Mr.. NJ. ID. Pusser, mer.
chant of GiDeraltar, N. G., was SO
badly afflicted with rheumatism for a
year or more as to be unable to work
or go to school. His father concluded
to try Chamberlain Pain Balm on
the boy. 1t soon cured him and he
has since walked one and half miles
to school and back every school day.
so cent bottles for sale by
Youells & Avery.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-12-29
KINNIcKINNIc.
Alas, poor turkey

Alas, pour turkey
The exercises at the church Christ.
mas eve were most enjoyable. We
have need to foster local pride unless
We wish our young people to feel that
Kinnickinnic is good place to leave.
K. NJ. Crawford made flying visit
to Madison.
Richard Flint viii soon begin work
in the engine rooms at the Saltwater
State prison.
Our homes joyfully welcome their
returned pedagogues.
Mr.. Pace and family visited rela.
tives at Emerald.
Geo. Fuller is moving a wing of the
Mapes house onto his farm.
The school house in the Lowell dis
trict is being wainscoted during vaca-
ton.
Master George Kirkland remains
here to attend school.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-12-29
No shoddy goods at Clarey & Hymers'
STOCKHOLM.


About 100 teams have crossed the
ice here daily since last week.
Over 800 pounds of pike have been
taken from under the ice here.
Carlson q Peterson are about to put
up store building, it is said.
Miss Nina Lowater is visiting her
brother and friends in Rock Elm.
Many families had Christmas trees
at home, and there was public one
in the Baptist church Christmas
night.
The village schools will open Mon.
day after New Years.
Verne Brownlee, Will Bruckman
and Miss Amy Larsen are at home for
the holidays.
Friends from st. Paul are visiting
Mr.. Simmons.
Anton Peterson is clerking for Carl
son & Peterson, and Albert Gestell for
Mr.. Doverspike.
The Democrats are discussing who
will be the next P. M.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-12-29
IsCONsIN. THURSDAY. DECEMBER %. 1892.
Ell PAso.

A cold wave struck us Christmas
morning and is still with us.
Rev. Connolly Of River Falls will
hold divine services here New Years
day.
Christmas was very dull, quiet
day here.
The Moran boys were home Christ
mas.
Our grist mill is giving good salts.
faction and is getting big run.
Thos. Hurley had the misfortune to
hurt his ankle and foot very badly
'.s' week by getting his foot caught
under the beam OF ais sled while the
team was in motion.
John Haggan's team INDUCED in a
run last week coming from Ellsworth.
Result. John all right, team nearly so,
wagon badly injured.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-12-29
To the Public.

G. A. Rasmussen has put in a com.
plete line of Undertakers' goods, in
addition to his stock of furniture, and
has engaged W. S. Armstrong to take
charge of all funeral services. All
parties wishing anything IN this line
will be promptly and carefully attend.
ed to by calling upon
G.. A. RASMUSSEN.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-12-29
222S $40.

These figures represent the number
of bottles OF Dr.. Kings New Discovery
Tor Consumption, Coughs and Colds,
which were sold in the United States
from March, 81 to March, 90. Two
Million, Two Hundred and Twenty
Eight Thousand, Six Hundred and Sew
enty-Two bottles sold in one year, and
each and every bottle was sold ON a
positive guarantee that money would
be refunded If satisfactory results did
not follow its use. The secret Of its
success is plain. 1t never disapoints
and can always be depended on as the
very best remedy for Coughs. Colds,
ect. Price soc. and S1.00. At Tggart's
Drugstore. 6
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-12-29
tam prepared to show a Zine line

am Prepared 70 SHOW Inc Inc OF
art goods for artistic embroideries
such as linen serim, double damask
stamped linens in the finer qualities
and stamped demings, rope silk, Ro-
man wash silk, wash twist and
wash etching, common embroideries,
filocell, chenille, and arosine zephyr
both single and split, and angoria
! wool in three colors. j. Z. WEEKS.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-12-29
Mules Cry for II.

Now this may seem strange, but if they
don't cry for it they would do so if they
only could. We are talking now about
Haller's Barb Wire Liniment which new
err fails to cure the worst cut or sore. For
sale by r. S. Freeman, Druggist.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-12-29
A House Down Side Up.

Baby had a cold; Mrs. McGinnis
said hot whiskey, Aunt Katy said cat.
nip tea, Cousin En- said rhubarb was
the thing but Grandpa (heaven bless
him) said Haller's Sure Cure Cough
Syrup would take the cake, and it did.
For sale by r. S. Freeman.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-12-29
EARN for Sale or Rent

Five miles north east of River Falls.
Would trade for River Falls property.
Address j. A. Hamilton, 2501 Crane
Ave-, Minneapolis, MINI.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-12-29
.EEES'ELR a.
EsOOKss ST.GTEOE'ERr:

II EVINGS SISTERS,
Ia River Falls, Wis.
Keep Book Store, embracing School
and Miscellaneous Books, Periodicals and
Magazines. Curtains and Curtain Fixtures,
Wall Paper, Fancy Goods, and full line
of Stationery.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-12-29

A descendant of Christopher Column
bus has been made chairman of the
committee on the Spanish exhibit at
the World s Fair.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-12-29
M5zA1Ez.IWl

NESTIBULED LIMITED TRAINS, Carrying the
famous Lew style, gas lighted, Pullman and
wagner sleepers, between AISNEAPOLIs, ST.
PAUL anu MILWAUKEE, and CHICAGO Daily,
leaving MINNEAPOLIs 6:5O p. m, ct. PAUL 1:SU
p IN, arriving CHICAGO 800 a. IN, making
connections with all trains out OF CHICAGO,
Tor the East and South.
FAST DAYLIGHT EMPRESS TRAIN, leaving
MINNEAPOLIS 4:l5, oT. PAUL 7:5J "A. IN. daily 5,
Tor MILWAUKEE and CHICAGO, arriving CHI
CAGO s.5o p. ~, making connections Win
late trains out OF CHICAGO to the East.
PULLMAN PALACE SLEEPING CARS between
MINNEAFOLIs, ct. PAUL ami OMAHA, via
SIOUX CITY, and between MISNEAPOLIs, ST.
PAUL, KANSAS CITY, via SIOUX CITY and
COUNCIL BLUFFS.
PULLMAN PALACE SLEEPING CARS between
MINNEAPO1Is, ct. PAUL and TRACY, and bet
weem MISNEAPoLIS, CT. PAUL and SIOUX
CITY.
PULLMAN PALACE SLEEPING CARS between
MISNEAFOLIs, 81. PAUL and WEST SUPERIOR,
and DULUTH, aud MINSEAPOLIs, ST. PAUL
and ASHLAND.
PULLMAN PALACE SLEEPING CARS between
DULUTH, SUPERIOR, CHIPPEWA FALLS and
CHICAGO.
RECLINING CHAIR CARS ON DAY TRAINS
between MINNEAPoLIs, ST. PAUL, ana sUPE-
RIoR, DULUTH ami ASHLAND
PARLOR CARS On DAY TRAINS between
MINSEAPoLIs, 81. PAUL and SIOUX CITY.
lake THIS LINE WHEN YOU TRAVEL
For tickets at lowest rates and full informa
tiOn call Oh OF address
+. p. AINswoRTH, Agent,
Or L. W. TEASDALE,
General Passenger Agent. ST. Paul
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-12-29
naath ana nc strnrrla.

Up to now whose entered into fight
with death, fought losing fight-now
science has discovered way to circum-
vent even death-Haller's Sarsaparilla
and Burdock grapples with a disordered
system and carefully builds and reorgan-
ICES. Try it. For sale by r. s Freeman,
Druggist, River Falls.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-12-29

Minneapolis Wheat Flour, Bran,
and Shorts for sale at Cascade Mill at
wholesale or retail, by w. II. Putnam.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-12-29

The banner Republican congress
sional district of the South is the Sec
ond Tenns ssee, which has not sent a
Democrat 10 congress in forty years.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-12-29

Please bear in mind that W. S.
Armstrong is the funeral director for
G.. A. Rasmussen.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-12-29

1000 feet of New Picture Moulding
at o. W. Newcomb & Co. IS.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-12-29
WHERE THE OPPOSITION COMES FRos

WHERE THE OPPOSITION COMES FROM.
The opposition to the expenditure of
money to make better roads does not
come from the cities, which would
have to pay nearly all the expense, but
from the farmers. Both country and
city would be greatly benefited by i'm.
proved roads, and each should bear it's
share of the burden of taxation
Selected
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-12-29

Large stock of Beds just received
at o. w. Newcomb & Co.'S.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-12-29
ROADS.
WHAT GOOD ROADS WOULD MEAN.

WHAT GOOD ROADS WOULD MEAN.
They would make it possible for the
farmer To take advantage promptly of
the highest market. no matter at what
season of the year.
They would save him days and
weeks of time which he wastes every
year wallowing through The disgusting
mire of dirt roads.
They would reduce to minimum
the wear and tear on wagons and Car.
riages.
They would lesson the expense in
keeping horses in working order, and
vastly less horses would be reqired In
the country to perform the farmer s
work.
They would require less expense to
keep them in repair than do the di
roads.
They would make it easier for a
team TO pull several tons over their
smooth surface than to drag wagon
through the mud.
They would afford ready communi-
cation with the outside world at all
times of the year.
They would spare the farmer many
vexations and nervous strains.
They would practically shorten the
distance TO the local market.
They would increase the demand for
country and suburban property.
They would be free from dirt in
summer and mud and ruts in fall, win
ter and spring.
They would bring every farming
community into closer social relations.
They would make an evening drive
pleasure instead of vexatioD, as it
is now
They would do away with the absurd
poll tax and supervisor system in
places where it is still in use.
They would be, in short, the best
possible investment to the taxpayer if
built and cared for by the national
government and paid for by a national
tax.
All these they would do unless ex.
perience goes for naught.--RuraL
World.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-12-29

The Shonopa and White Rose are the
two leading 5 and I0c brands of Cigars,
manufactured at home.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-12-29
1OU WILL " AN
THE ST. PAUL GLOBE

DFditctlcs VI TIE iidtloiidi soNSiuhlcittr
YOU WILL WANT
THE ST. PAUL GLOBE
AS regular visitor in your home.
IL will give you the news of the world.
Ii will give you the markets of the world.
1t will give you the doings OF congress.
Ii will give you the d0ings of your own
state legislature.
Ii will keep you Informed upon the acts
of the administration OF President Cleve-
land. as well as the acts of the Republican
state administration.
Ii will discuss, ntelligently and Impair
TALLY, questions of legislation aud admins
tration in both state and nafion-giving
especial attention to questions of taxation.
finance, free wheat markets and those
things in which you are most deeply inter-
ested.
You also want the GLOBES great Geo
graphical and Political Map, to hang up in
your house or Office. No intelligent family
will want to be without the GLOBE or its
Map.
Price of either the WEEKLY GLOBE one
year or the Map. 81. Both taken together.
$3.50.
RATES OF GLOBE BY MAIL
Daily $500 $500 $500 20 cts
Daily and sunday. 1000 500 $50 50 cts
Sunday. 200 LOO so 49,.
Weekly. ........-.-. LOO so IS ....
Club OF three Weekles...-...... ........... 81 20
Club of 5 Weekies, and TO agent free. Vt, 800
~ All Subscriptions payable in advance.
Address. ST. PAUL GLOBE.
St. Paul, Mimi.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-12-29

The place to buy Furniture is at
Clarey & Hymers', next to Lund's.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-12-29
PROPERTY VALUES ENHANCED.

In New Jersey in one county where
only forty miles of good road has been
built, the value of the land has adj
vanced enough to pay the whole ex.
pense without increasing the rate of
taxation. In Ohio where the system
has been adopted the farms adjoining
have increased ten dollars per acre in
value. Such an increase from the
same cause in Ontario county would
raise the value OF farms IS. 100000.
In Indiana where Inacadam roads have
been built there is a large and increas.
ed demand for buggies and wagons.
la short. in every locality where these
improved roads hav been built there
has been an increase ia the value of
property.-Hdrper's.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-12-29
Chamberlain's Eye and Skin
Ointment.

A certain cure for Chronic Sore Eyes.
letter, Salt Rheum, Scald Head, Old
Chronic Sores. Fever Sores, Eczema.
Itch, Prairie Scratches, Sore Nipples
and Piles. 1t is cooling and soothing.
hundreds of cases have been cured by
it after ali other treatment had failed.
It is put up in % and so cent boxes.
For sale by c. Z. Taggart.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-12-29
The Local Market.
CORRECTED WEEKLY

CORRECTED WEEKLY.
Following are the prices paid by River
Falls dealers and merchants for farm
products, etc.:
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-12-29
The St. Paul Globe
And Cleveland.

Now that the Democratic party. by the
vote of a large majority of the Americas
penple. has been placed in possession of all
branches of the national government,
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-12-29
Hncklen,s Arnfca s.lva

The Best Salve in the world for
Cuts, Bruises, Sores. Ulcers, Salt
Rheum. Fever Sores, letter, Chapped
Hands, Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin
Eruptions, and positively cures Piles.
or no pay required. 1t is guaranteed
to give perfect satisfaction, or money
refunded. Price 25 cents per box.
For sale by G. r. Taggart. %
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-01-06
Man and His Capacities.

A man cannot we'll pass through
life without becoming aware of the
fact that he is not a quadruped, q
vegetable or a steam machine. He
finds himself possessed of powers
which the other objects in question
can never appreciate nor approach
He can 60 round the world in ships
traverse it on railways, float above in
balloons, wise and foolish, which are
never attempted by quadrupeds
plants or steam engines. Neither il
he content to 60 on forever plodding
the same weary, monotonous round
He cannot put up with the same kind
of dwelling.house through intermin
able generations, as bees, wasps and
beavers can. There is development
and yet he is so closely approached
by many of what is called inferior
animals in a variety Of his proceed.
ings, that some philosophers have
declared it difficult and impossible tC
determine where reason begins and
instinct ends.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-01-06
Why He Had Quit.

A cute young Detroiter, fond of hi
horse and fond of his joke, was quiz
zing a quaint old fellow from tn,
country the other day, whom he hat
met for the first time.
81 understand you've got som,
pretty good horses ?" he ventured.
"Yes," said the old one, warily, ~
got some good Ones"
Anything rapid ?"
"Not overly. You see l ain ,
raisin' for speed any MORE"
"No, why not 7"
"Cause there amt much in it fol
me anyhow. l done fairly we'll til
about four years ago, when backet
fine three-year-old ag'in' a mule
one of the boys owned, and since that
I'm kinder discouraged like"
Backed a horse against a mule p
repeated the young man, innocently
surprised.
"Jes' so."
"And what was the result? ?"
The old mans eyes twinkled.-
Bout what was to be expected" h'
said, with a chuckle. "The durr
mule kicked the three-yea r-old full o
holes in five minutes"
Fourteen men laughed all at once
and the fifteenth, who was the De
troiter, went away by himself for a
much as half an hour.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-01-06
Are You a MANI

One day young man was teasing
a little girl, when she becoming tired
of him, exclaimed quite impatiently
eff wore as big clothes as you dc
I'd be a man."
Her mother, oyerhearing the re-
mark, called her away, and chided
her for being SO saucy, but soon the
te ars caused by the rebuke were
brushed away, and the cause forgot
ten by the little girl.
A few years later the little girl,
then young lady, was returning
home from school, and in making
changes on the train, was obliged to
stop at hotel over night. A rising
and popular lawyer chanced to see
her name upon the register, and at
once called upon her. AS soon as he
greeted her, he said:
"I came to thank you for what you
have done for me-"
She replied:
"You must be mistaken about my
help, for although / do remember
you as clerk in my fathers store,
when / was child, / cannot recall
one single favor l ever did you, in
fact do not remember that / have
seen you since then"
He then referred to the impatient
remark before quoted, and said he re-
solved to be a man, and from that
time he had honestly tried to make
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-01-06
How He Got Rich.

Amateur Sailor (resting during ,
cruise) This is pretty place.
hate to leave it."
Waterman-"Westher's purity bad.
"Oh, 1 don't mind the weather."
"It's BLOWN a an goin
to blow wuss-reg'lar green SUI .hsr.
BLOW high, blow low, it's all tn,
same to me. l can sail my jaunty
craft in any wind. They tell me VI
in the village that you have made al
independent fortune"
"I'm purity we'll fxed."
"Oystering and fishing must be ,
profitable occupation"
"No mony in 'em."
"Eh? Then how in creation die
you make so much :" N.
"Just rewards an p snts an
things"
Rewards Prese What for 2
"Pullin' amatoor s.ilers out O. tn
water."-Street and Smiths Good
News.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-01-06
If You Had a Friend

About to visit some section of country
where malarial disease, either In the form
OF chills and fever or bilious remittent
was particularly rife, what would be about
the best advice you could give him? We
will tell you--to carry along, or procure
on arriving, that potent medicinal safe
guard, Hostetters Stomach Bitters,
known throughout malaria plagued re-
gIons, hree and In other countries. as the
surest means OF disarming the miasmatic
scourgc, and robbing 1t Of It's felldestruc-
tive influence. Not only does Il fortify
the system by increasing its stamina, but
overcomcs irregularity Of digestion,
the liver and the bowels, aud countcracts
the unfavorablc effects of over exertion,
bodily and mental exposure In rough
weather, or occupation too sedentary or
laborious, loss Of appetite and excessive
nervousness. The functions Of alimenta-
tion, bilious secretion and sleep have In
tia most powerful and reliable auxiliary.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-01-06

Little George Washington, pap
py, Use done learned a powerful lot
in ma school to-day. Use learned
wha to do wiv drowned man when
you find him in the water"
The Old Man-"G' way, chile ~
Eyes, ! did, pappyl Did you ever
find drowned man ?"
"Cou'se yes lots Of dem -
"Den what did you do de berry
fust t'ing?"
"Me? o, / jes' 20 trough dier
pockets to see If dey hab anything
wuff takin'."-- Boston News.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-01-06

Little girl Cooking over advertis.
ing page)-"Mamma, why do all these
boarding houses object to children ?"
Fond Mamma-"I'm sure / don't
know. Go and see what baby is yell
ing about, and tell Johnny to stop
throwing things at people in the street,
and make George and Kate stop fight
ing, and tell Dick if he dosen't stop
banging that Chinese gong SO hardI'll
take it away from him."-Street &
Smiths Good News.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-01-06

Some one was telling Sam about the
longevity of the mud turtle. eyes" T"
said Sam, II know all about that,
for once l found venerable old fel.
low in meadow, who was so old he
could scarcely wiggle his tail, and on
his back was carved (tolerably plain.
considering all things,) these words
Paradise, Year 1, ADAM
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-01-06

He Debated the Negative Side.-
Sam Johnsing happened to pay
visit to the county Jail few days ago
and whom should he see behind the
bars but Gabe Snodgrass. "How in
de world, Gabe, did you get in dar?''
asked Sam Johnsing. II don't bod.
der my head about dat ar. how got
in heah. How to get out oh heah is
what ! wants to talk about. Texas
Siftings.