New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-09-28
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fell III aud died soon AFTER from thelr pVo"""'
bn AN examination indicated. All Of which is
doubtless libel Oh this lovely crceper.
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lie said ne was a Sclfmade man
Ana often mad" al, boast oi IL
For rs he'd had a lOwly start
He thought he'd make the most 81 /.
Bui when he married. IT'S believed
Ills wife condemned NE plan OF hin'
For when a year had passed. twas said
Shed made another man Oi NM
-(Boston Courier.
.w,en started on the road Imagined hat the
ute n, tho drummer was one long drawn sigh OF
transccndent bliss said II man OF that 'ailhb 10
ST Louis Globe Democrat reporter Il Imagined
tnat The country merchants would all be gad 10 see
me. would laugh heartily Mt my jokes ana 'aAe
me- advice regarding what they should buy. But the
noetIc dream soon vanished reached my FIRST town
~ no,r,nc rain. and had TO carry my heavy sample
c,scs a quarter of mile 20 the hotel. where the
,,naloni cougcd me by day and the bedbugs took up
the GOOD work at night The nrst merchant 'isi''u
kept me waiting Tor an hour whle ne sou pi"e
Of tobacco and pint OF whish'y TO Negro 'n."
snc,Icd ont the back door and went to dinner. IN.
next one expressed earnest desire 10 see every
Am, r,or h,ugd and the third one paved my samples
over for nm hour Informed me thai all my BEST
.tori,s were told by shem and Japheth III The arh'
and that Ham grew black In The lace trying 10 resuu'
his desire to pitch them overheard sot sour "cau
and fried catfish for dinner and slept that msht On
corn.hrsk mattress, rom which The cons hau not
noo, extracted. As / sat IN my carpeleSs room
an a chair with game leg, ana 10y the hSi' Vi u
smo,v candle watched the bcdbuss playing Bopeep'
,r,n,.d IN chuck my samples into the river return
IN the city and drive n sprinhihs cart
fr,erd ~ ours has named lis horse Nall be-
ara. his wife can't drive him.-(Boston Courier.
,r,. ,,,yi,v NJ the last letter from Gray Gables
carses The Philadelphia Press to believe That the
,,or,,narv work put upon the Cleveland pen In the
,n,.rest OF campaign clubs and country yceums has
worn the nibs OH.
.rhe sl,cnes, piece of knavery ever pcrpetrated in
An. world was the WORK OF Frenchlnan,' said Louis
areIe joining in me discussion Of eonsaynSes III
~ tpo private banIung establishment oil Jaques Larere,
A. Touion. Barere called TO Paris on business;
~ s,cctlng TO be absent three days. ON the second
Say he returned stating that he must have at once
600 900 francs, with which to close an imporant
transaction he had on hand ob 1e openea me-
win the other banks to supply H. Not soul suspected
him. entered his priyats once on an err Wao Ss
Jaw his mas,cr, instead OF spHnsnS i1rMaid 10 greet
him as vas his wont. lie uttered vicious gr9wl ara
'''gon LarIung AZ him Bnreic turTed 70 me ana Ne
n nSlSn w6y do you bring your dog IN here 1T
dos aonsrnr Tfpaed sI IL s% N5 sapse
could scarce dcAne. potced that Borcrc wore
his hat in tie office, something unnsu" tor nun ana
,ttlctlons seized with desire to have Barcre
take hat off, scarce Ssr knew o %ny o Tan'Ia re-
shane I'm INV mind again entered his Office with a
naper for his signature. and as | placed II on his
desk managed, by seeming accident to knock his hat
oG II was not Iprerc The resemblance. SO marked
when he wore his hat, entirely disappeared when 1t
,ras removed lie replaced II hurriedy and retired
| communicated my discovery to the cashier, and an
nicer was summoned. but when he entered the Office
The impostor Was CODE. lie had escaped through a
eide door ,-(st. Louis Globe Democrat.
A Portuguese hoy I'm Malacca public school has
written an essay on The English" from which the
nre mad with
nlanation that "docut" means dog cart: English
very proud and very white They mostly
governors schoolmastcrs policemen, magistrates and
a few are lawyers and doctors and banks and many
other things. They never work. Thoy wear, hats
and boots anA ride In docuts Ssme English goes