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Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1892-06-16
Rams Horn Saving.
The man who brags of his goodness
will bear watching.

The man who brags of his goodness
will bear watching.
A stingy man Is a man who has no
mercy on himself.
1t never makes u little man'look n
bigger TO lift him up.
The fault finder does a great deal of
work for the devil for nothing.
The man who loved the watch dogs
honest bark was not a tramp.
Whenever you are in the wrong place
your right place is empty.
The shadow of o trouble is always
darker than the trouble itself.
If you want to walk straight yourself,
don't watch another mans feet.
Character is what q man Is when he
thinks nobody Is watching him.
The man who sits down to wait for
somebody's old shoes will need q cush-
ion on his chair.
If there were no church choirs the
devil would have harder work in get
ting behind some preachers.
A man is obliged to die before his
will amounts to anything, but that #
a woman is always in force.
The woman who carries pins in her
mouth is supposed to be a sister to IL e
man who didn't know it was loaded"
There are preachers who are starving
all the lambs to death while trying to
feed one or two giratfes in the congre-
cation.
The man who is small and mean with
his wife in money matters, will always
finds it uphill work to convince her
that he is religious.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1892-06-16

forthe establishment of the free delivery
service at Bristol, Tenn, you are re-
spectfully informed since the under
standing was had that the free delivery
service be established on July-1st at
Bristol the house committee ON post
office and postroads has recommended
a cut in the very conservative estimate
of the postmaster general for the free
delivery service of 1904, 943, which pre-
cludes this office from taking any act on
for the establishment of the free deliv-
cry service at any additional offices or
extending it at any office where it Is
now in operation until Congress shall
have passed upon the pending postal
appropriation and we know the amount
that will be available for the free deliv-
cry service during the next fiscal year.
If the report of the house committee
is sustained and the appropriation for
this service reduced as recommended,
it will not be possible to establish any
new service or to extend the service in
any direction where it is already estab-
lished, but will probably result in its
being curtailed in some places where it
is already in operation.
S. A. WHITFIELD,
First assistant postmaster general.
Hon. A. A. TAYLOR,
House of Representatives.
Mr.. Taylor, of Tennessee-That is an
unwelcome message to the people of
that town, in which the Virginia and
Tennessee delegations are both inter
ested alike, because the main street is
the State line, nearly Il half of the
city being in Virginia and the other
portion in Tennessee.
Here the hammar fell.
Mr.. CALDWELL ask unanimous con
sent that the gentleman be allowed five
minutes more.
Mr.. Taylor, of Tennessee-But, Mr..
Chairman, we are told that this is to be
done in the interest of economy; that
the people are thus to be deprived of the
benefits of free delivery, even where it
has already been established and a day
appointed for it to take effect, as in the
case of Bristol. You cut down the very
conservative estimates Of the postmas-
tiers general and thus deprive him of the
ability to furnish t~hepeople with ample
mail facilities. All this you do in the
name of economy
Despairing of the running qualities of
the other horses, you have beer riding
those known as High Tariff, Low Tariff,
No Tariff, High Tax, Low Tax, No Tax,
Free Coinage, Free Trade and Tariff
Reform. / say, despairing Of winning
the race with these, you have straddled
with the stride of a colossus another
horse, to you untried, and which you
call Economy" Let me plead with
you to put a curb on him that he may
not carry youto destruction in running
roughshod over the rights, interests and
privileges of waiting, anxious, appeal
ing constituency.
am not opposed to economy-econ-
omy that does not stint. But | am
against this niggardly penuriousness
that withholds nece- sary and needful
appropriations, that refuses ample mail
facilities to the people, that curtails in
stead of extending the free delivery SER
vice, that hinders progress, that would
cripple the governmental every branch
of its service.
Here the hammer fell.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1892-06-16
Here the hammer fell.

What is lacking is truth and conf
dence. If there were absolute truth on
the n hand and absolute confidence
on the other, it wouldn't be necessary
for the makers of DR.. Sage's Catarrh
Remedy to back up a plain statement
of fact by a $500 guarantee. They say
IF we can't cure you make it per-
sonal, please, of catarrh in the head,
in any form or stage wo1l pay you $500
for your trouble in making the trial. -
An advertising fake, 'you say. Funny,
ism it, how some people prefer sickness
to health when the remedy is positive
and the guarantee absolute. Wise
men don't put money back of fakes"
And taking" doesn't pay.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1892-06-16

off my house 1t began to leak, and |
have been mending it, said james.
The tavern keeper and his wife were
astonished. Jamesis now happy man
and his wife and children are happy
too.
Young man, whose house are you
shingling Y-Irish World.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1892-06-16
A FOOLS Errand.

How many there are who go on them.
An ache OF a pain anywhere from toe
to head starts the sufferers at once for
relief, too often without knowing what
is needed, but simply to try some high.
sounding remedy advertised in the pa
pers OF on fences. In nearly all cases
of disordered stomach, liver or bowels,
from which proceed most of the pains
we have, a few doses of Harris Blood
and Liver Pills ill correct the diff
Guilty and they should always be kept
at hand.
Phil Armour, the famous pork packer
of Chicago, was once q miner near Fol-
som, Cal.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1892-06-16
The Old Original Remedy leads.

Sick people should not be deceived
by pretenders who talk about ''Mio-
robi, germs, "baccilli, &c, to sell
their preparations, thus preventing peo-
pie from buying the original tested
medicine, "Radam's Microbe Killer"
is what you need. 1t is now, and for
years has been, making more cures
than all other remedies combined. In
vestigate it before triling with your
health. Read their advertisement in
this paper. Don't be deceived.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1892-06-16
A Little Girls Experience In a Light
house

Mr.. and Mrs. Loren Prescott are
keepers of the Gov Lighthouse at Sand
Beach, Mich. and are blessed with a
daughter. four years old. Last April
she was taken down with me isles fol-
lowed with a dreadful C ugh and turn.
ing into fever. Doctors at home and at
Detroit treated her but In vain, she grew
worse rapidly. until she was a Serc
handful of bones. Then she tried DR..
Kings New Discovery and after the use
of two and a half bottles, was completely
cured. They say DR.. Kings New Dis
covery is worth its weight in gold, ye,
you may get a trial bottle free at F. E
Britton's drug store. 6
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1892-06-16
NONRESIDENT NOTICE.
In the Circuit Court at Jonesboro, Wash
ington County, Tenn.

Martha E. Banner vs.. Charles Banner.
In this cause it appearing from COM
plainants bill which is sworn to that
the defendant Charles Banner is a nom
resident of the State of Tennessee: It
is ordered by me that publication be
made for four successive weeks as re-
quired by law, in the Herald and Tri-
bune, a newspaper published in the
town of Jonesboro, in said county, no.
tifying said nonresident defendant to
appear before our said Circuit Court at
a Court to be held at the Court House
in Jonesboro, OF the I'd Monday of Au-
gust, 1892, and make defense to said bill
or the allegations thereof will be taken
for confessed and the cause set for hear
ing exp; + e as to him.
This the End day of June 1892.
S. H. l.. COOPER,
Clerk of the Circuit Court.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1892-06-16
COLUMN.
EDITED BY JoNEsBoR w. C. IT,
Mrs. KATE B. SIMPSON, Superintendent
of Press Work.

The Master stood by his vineyard gate,
Pleading early and pleading / te,
Calling for laborers all day long,
For hearts that were true, fr hands that
were strong,
gather the fruit, ere night ,hould fall;
But few would listen to the e. rnest call.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1892-06-16
Fearless for the COmpleXion.

Rozodoro, made from a secret French
formula, has been in use over n hun
dred years. "Its whitening properties
are marvellous" writes Mrs. S. b.
Gookins, of Washington, d. C. Re-
moves tan, sunburn, pimples, freckles,
blackheads, and clear the skin of all
impurities. Price 10 cents. Try a bot
tie. Sent free ON receipt of price, in
plain wrapper so it cannot be told. Ad-
dress, The Rozodoro Co., South Bend,
Ind. Agents wanted. /
Be earnest in doing good and just as
earnest in not doing anything bad. Be
earnest.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1892-06-16
George Heyn, a wealthy Omaha mer-
chant, is mysteriously missing.

DR.. Woods Norway Pine Syrup cures
coughs and colds quicker than any
other remedy because it combines the
lung healing quality of the pinetree
with other valuable medicines. Sold
by all dealers on a guarantee of salts
faction.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1892-06-16
What Stronger Proof

Is needed Of the merit of Hoods Sar
saparilla than the hundreds of letters
continually coming in telling of mar
vellous cure it has effected after all
other remedies had failed? Truely,
Hoods Sarsaparilla possesses peculiar
curative power unknown TO other
medicines.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1892-06-16
Female Weakness Positive Cure

To THE EDIToR:-Please inform your
readers that have q positive remedy
for the thousand and one ills which
arise from deranged female organs. |
shall be glad to send two bottles of my
remedy free to any lady if they will
send their Express and p. o. address.
Yours respectfully, DR.. A. r. Marchisi,
Utica, N. Y.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1892-06-16

Hoods Pills cure Constipation by re-
storing the peristaltic action of the
alimentary canal. They are the best
family cathartic.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1892-06-16

Bad Drainage causes much sickness,
and bad blood and improper action Of
the liver and kidneys is bad drainage
to the human system, which Burdock
Blood Bitters remedy.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1892-06-16

Be honest. Honesty is the best
policy quixotically speaking. Be
honest.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1892-06-16
RipanS Tabules for torpid liver.

Confederate Memorial day was OBJ
served in the Southern States.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1892-06-16

Ripans Tabults ; one gives relief.
Herald and tribune. [volume] (Jonesborough, Tenn.) 1869-current, 1892-06-16

EAIEhMlNATlNG THE CHINCH BUG.
Prof. Snow, of Kansas, who has been
a long time experimenting, claims, and
other entomologists believe, that the
devastation of crops by the chinch bug
will soon be a thing of the past. Prof.
Snow believes that the bug may be ex
terminated by the spreading among
the species of a deadly infectious dis
ease, which he compares with the
cholera among human beings. The
disease producing organism is a fungus
parasite of which three v~arities have
been found. In order to kill all the
bugs within q considerable area it is
only necessary, according to the au-
thority quoted, to introduce a few dis
eased bugs. Within four days of in
lection the bugs cease work and IN eight
days are dead. Prof. Snow will soon
publish a definite report of the results
of his Investigations, the practical por-
lions of which will be made known to
the farmers throughout the country by
means Of bulletins and newspaper ac-
counts.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-08-31

KANSAS CITY JOURNAL: Every
third party, of late years, starts out
with the idea that the right course of
procedure is to wipe out the Republi-
can party first, and then direct its
efforts against the Democratic party.
This was the plan Of the Union La
Dor party, the Prohibition party, and
now Of the Peoples party. mas
much as these movements never ac-
complish the first half Of their pur-
pose, it ought to occur to third party
makers that possibly they begin at
the wrong end. Let them try wipng
out the Democrating party awhile,
with view to subsequent move
ments against the Republican party,
and possibly results will be better
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-08-31

AN advocate of free trade recently
made number of bold assertions
about British wages and prices, among
which was one that granulated sugar
was only II cents per pound in Liver
pool. An English-looking workman,
who was sitting by, said: Excuse
me, but it is only three weeks since l
left Liverpool, and don't know any
thing about your free trade; but l
l do know this, that the cheapest
sugar ever sold in England was AZ
cents per pound; and l know further
that the average English laborer con-
siders himself fortunate if he can get
four ounces Of bacon day at cost
OF 5 cents"
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-08-31

Here was q bill which may disarrange
the commerce OF tie world-a bill on
which hang more hopes and fears than
any bill OF the last ion years, and this
bill has passed the House on the theory
that the House had only fifteen minutes
OF wisdom to be bestowed on either side
of the question.
AS to the promise to reduce the appro-
pr.ations.
While the Fifty-flr&t Republican,
Congress had appropriated $463, 00O, 900,
the Fifty-second (Democratic) appro-
priated $40, 100000.
Instead of, according to promise, cut
ting down the appropriations OF the Re-
publican Congress by one hundred mil
lions, the Democrats Increased them by
flfty-three millions!
What shall we say Of the financial
ability of party which miscalculates
TO the extent OF over one hundred and
fifty millions in single session?
And with all this miserable and even
criminal parsimony was observed in
many directions.
While the Fifty-first Congress had
provided literally for the American
navy and representatives OF the United
States COVE nment abroad, this Com
gress did its utmost 10 starve our navy
and cripple our consular service, al
though, during the Gillian difficulty,
we had very serious evidences what it
meant for this country to be left with a
weak or insufficient navy.
While this Congress appropriated over
$50 600, 000 for n river and harbor bill, IL
cut down the appropriations for light
houses on dangerous coasts, and cut off
the appropriation for soap for the cadets
mt West Point.
Such action would be ridiculous IL it
were not so very shameful.
As to its promise to repeal the sugar
bounties and reciprocity.
1t made not the first attempt to touch
either.
As to its promise to repeal the McKin-
ley bill.
Here, IL anywhere, II could have shown
craftsmanship.
Granted that In face of Republican
President and Senate 1t could not have
finally carried through such a repeal,
but it could have passed comprehen-
sive scheme of tariff reform, have left
the defeat of such scheme TO the Senate
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-08-31

One minute to every ten thousand
words and forty seconds to every mil
lion dollars.
On the same day was passed, under n
similar suspension OF the rules, bill to
admit Arizona as State, a proposition
hitherto never seriously discussed.
Fifteen minutes was allowed each side.
On the same day, also, New Mexico
had a bill passed TO admit her as a
State, with like limitations as to debate.
Just think OF It, fifteen whole minutes
To discuss such n quest on as that
Surely, there never was such a farce
The question of the admission OF New
Mexico is not at all u political question,
or, II it is, the politics sinks into insig-
niflcance compared with the complex
question arising out of the nature OF the
population and its relation TO the Union.
On this question the wisest men OF both
parties. even in New Mexico, hesitate,
and this Democratic House illustrates
the freedom OF debate and the wisdom
OF deliberation by deciding the whole
matter in thirty minutes.
This is wisdom shod with the shoes of
swlftness.
On that same day, also, under a SINH
lar suspension of tho rules and with If
teen minutes OF debate on either side,
the anticipation bill was passed. Fifteen
minutes of debate on the anti-option
bill in house of 1872 members
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-08-31
Bad for Political Pessimists.

According TO good authorities, such as
the commercial agencies, which make a
business OF statistics and never permit
politics to warp or hide facts, the volume
of trade in July was fully 10 per cent. in
excess OF July, 1891, and well beyond
all previous records. The imports were
very heavy, showing q gain OF IS per
cent. over the corresponding month OF
last year. Business failures, notwith-
standing the increased number OF firms
and individuals engaged in trade, were
20 or 20 per cent. less numerous thah III
July, 1891. Railroad earnings increased
in nearly all sections.
These facts make an interesting stone
wall for all parties OF pessimism anu
evil forebodinQs TO attack. The charges
made by infiationists that commerce Is
driving I1p for lack OF money to circulate
through its myriad veins and arteries
arm made as ridiculous as the assertions
% enemies of the tariff system to the
offoct that the foreign trade OF the
tinted states must languish under the
oxistino system Of protecting domestic
ministries. The campaign of '92 is not
onaning under circumstances which rem
lar easy the winning of votes by predic-
,ions of future evils or dismal out cries
over existing conditions. The people are
too prosperous for the prophets of evil.
cleveland Leader.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-08-31

THE Louisville Courier-Journal
complains Of the Mckinley bill be.
cause it induces laboring men to leave
Europe and come 10 America to Sc
cure higher wages. The Democratic
remedy would be free trade, which
would make wages as low in this
country as in Europe. How do the
American workingmen like this Dem
ocratic remedy for emigration? The
Republicans have simpler way
They will regulate emigration by stat
ute and keep the wages Of the Ameri-
can workingmen where they are.
The Democratic remedy is as objec-
tionablc as that against robbery-to
never have anything that will tempt
the robbers.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-08-31

The House voted twice on free COIN
age, 1873 Democrats in favor only 81
against it on all grounds, the first time,
but half the Democratic opposition was
solely for the purpose OF deferring ac-
ton until after the Presidential election.
The second vote, taken after Mr..
Cleveland's nomination, showed more
Democrats for postponement. But on
all occasions a great majority OF the
Democrats voted for immediate and I'M
limited coinage Of silver, which was pre-
vented only by the steady patriotism OF
the Republican minority.
To sum up: The record of this Con-
gress shows that the Democratic party
is unfit for power, Is incapable of intel
ligent and patriotic government, and
that the promises it made the people in
1890 were a deliberate effort to cheat
voters by false pretenses.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-08-31

and the President, and then have gone
TO the country this fall on the issue.
What did IL do?
1t showed It's hate and the impotency
OF its hate, and that was all.
1t brought In bill to destroy tho
wool-growing and wooden industries Of
this country.
1t brought In bill to continue paying
tribute TO British tin-plate makers.
1t brought in a bill to put binding
twine on the free list.
1t brought in bill TO hand over the
American market for Gotten ties to for
eign capitalists.
But II the Democracy adopted what
one OF their own men calls "pop-gun"
system OF tariff reform, their Committee
on War Claims have started a gatling
gun system on war claims.
10 Is true that the House itself has so
far acted on but few OF them; but these
few show how the many will finally be
treated.
A House which has voted to lift the
incubus OF the statute of limitations
from Sibley's case, so as TO allow the
heirs OF an officer who left the United
States army TO join the Confederates
collect royalty on tents used in the
very war he helped to wage, has shown
itself capable OF infinite power of sap
ping the treasury.
AS to the free coinage OF silver.
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same.

THE speech OF Hon. Whitelaw
Reid, at Springfield, H., will be read
with deep interest by thousands of
Republicans, because it is the long
est public address he has made, and
one in which he deals with the lead
ing issues Of the campaign. Mr.. Reid
displays masters capacity in pre-
senting with clearness, force and dig
nifty the Republican case. His pres
entation of the leading achievements
of the Republican Congress Of 1S89-'91,
and OF the work OF the Harrison ad-
ministration, puts him in the front
rank of Republican speakers. Here
after his services will be in demand
during the campaign in all the North
ern States 1t is speech which will
repay more than one reading, because
in it Mr.. Reid has condensed more
facts than most men get into a
volume
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-08-31

THE Louisville Courier Journal
says that "the skies are Frightening
for the Democratic cause and the
omens are Unexpectedly favorable. "
According TO the utterances of the
eminent editor Of that great sheet at
the time Of the Chicago convention,
the skies can take on good deal of
Frightening for the Democracy with
out becoming dazzlingly radiant with
promise.