Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-07-21
PlTH AND POINT.

- nc love VI lnOllCy HCNSi HAuNNo
anybody generous Horn.
The heart is that part of you which
leads you into scrapes from which your
head has to eXtricate you.-Atchison
Globe.
~ don't suppose" said the teacher,
"that any little boy here has ever seen
whale?" mo, sir" CAME the ana
swer; "but I've felt one!"
1T makes no difference how well
man does now, a century hence some
man will rise up and prove his success
were errors, Globe.
--"Oh, dearl" sighed Henry, whose
clothes are all made of his papa's old
ones. "Papa's had his mustache
shaved off, an l suppose I've got to
wear it now. "-Tit-Bits
--Visitor-"Doest the tailless ape show
any more intelligence than the other
apes?" Keeper-'Well, he seems to
be more interested than the Others when
people are talking politics, NY. Her
aid.
-"What makes the milk so warm?"
said Betty to the milkman when he
brought the pail to the door one morn.
ing--"Please, mum, the pump-handles
broke, and missus took the water from
the biler."-Drake's Magazine.
--"Willie's mother had been reading
aloud the poem 1--WE Are Seven" and
after some reflection he said: mamma,
it's pity there weren't two more OF
them" "Why?" "Because then they
could have organized a baseball team"
Washington Star.
First Student-"How did you get
on in your examination?" Second Stu.
dent-"Badly And to add insult tc
injury, one Of the professors was hard
of hearing, so that had to repeat in
very loud tone everything l did not
now."-Fliegende Batter.
-He-"I thought the bride and
groom were going to start off on their
wedding trip, instead Of waiting"
She-"They were. But she had to
change her wedding dress for travel
ing SONhi anu OlSg uiuii U RCO obdi OOu
until the next day. Cloak Review.
business Before Pleasure. -Daugh.
ter ION shopping tour)-"Why, moth
er, you are not going to buy that, are
your We have only just started out"
Mother-"True, daughter, but you
must remember purchases first and
shopping afterward. Cloak Review.
-Passer-"Ah! good morning, Pat.
How has your father been since saw
you last?" Pat-''Niver a change, sor!
He's loomberin' around wild the same
ovid complaint he's had these foive
years" Passer-"Does the doctor give
him any hope?" Pat-"No, sor! An
be jabers; Oh behave that's about the
only thing he hasn't given i'm, BIOS
ton Courier.
Mrs. Prye-"Dear me, Mrs. Blunt
how is it you continue to hold your age
so well? l declare you look as young
as you did twenty years ago" Mrs
Blunt don't know, unless it is that
escape a great deal of care by attend
ing to nobody's business but my own. -
Mrs. Prye-"Yes, that may be it; but,
poor thing! you can't find much pleas
ure in living, can you?"-Boston Tran
script
-"Times have changed" began Qua
simodo, thoughtfully; ''times have
changed" 'Of course" said Yoriclt.
but what makes you specially refer to
it2" In former times, said Quasimodo,
''man ate the cream" ''Well, and
now?' "Why now they crem-ate the
mani" There was an awful pause, and
then YoriclS walked out and broke it
gently to Top that he was afraid poor
Quasimodo was breaking up fast
brakes Magazine.
Appearances Against Him.-Chief
of Police--'I have heard no previous
complaints against Officer Gray. This
is the first intimation l have had that
he has failed in any of his duties" In.
spector--'I didn't say he was shirlsing.
said he didn't exactly seem to catch
on to his business, somehow" "1n what
way?" "Well he's been on the beat
weeks now, and the fellows at the COR
ner fruit-stands say he hasn't swiped a
banana nor lifted even peanut in all
that time, and the boys have begun to
guy him, you know. Chicago Tribune.