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The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-01-04

not allow himself to use any offensive
expressions 1t is all right now. There
is the pocket in plain view-not the in
side, but the outside--aud all he has to
do is to put his hand right around in the
inside and take out the article, That is
all He can't help but smile to think
how near he was to getting mad. Then
he puts his hand around to the other
side He does not feel the opening He
pushes little farther Now he has got
it. He shoves the hand down, and Is
very much surprised to see it appear op-
posite his knees He had made mis-
take He tries again; again he feels the
entrance, and glides down it, only to ap-
pear again rs before This makes him
open his eyes and straishten his face
He feels Of the outside of the pocket,
pinches it curlously. lifts it up, shakes
it, and, after peering closely about the
roots Of it, he says, "By graciousl" and
commences again.
He does il calmly this time, because
hufTying only makes matters worse He
holds up breadth after breadth, goes
over them carefully; gets his hand first
into a Inning, then into the air again
| twhere 1t always surprises him when it
appears), ana finally into a pocket, and
is about 10 cry out with tuHmph when
he discovers that it Is the pocket to
another dress He is mad now The
closet air almost stiles him He is so
nervous he can hardly contain himself,
and the pocket looks ~ him so exasper-
atlngly that he cannot help but plug
it with his chnched fist. and immediate.
ly does it Being somewhat relieved 10y
this performance. he has a chance tc
look about him, and sees that he has put
his foot through "a baudbox and into the
crown of his wifes bonnet has broken
the brim tc his Panama hat, which was
hanging IN the same closet aud torn
about a yard of bugle trimming from q
new cloak
AS all this trouble is due directly &c
his wifes infatuauon in hanging MP
her dresses inside out, he Immediately
stars after her, and, impetuously urg
ing her 10 the closet, excitedly and al
most profanely iuumates his doubts OF
there being a pocket in the dress any
way The cause Of the unhappy disaster
quietly inserts her hand inside the robe
and directly brings it forth with thC
sought for article in its clasp lie
doesn't know why but this makes him
madder than anything else
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-01-04
A WOMAN ON FINANCE.
SELECTIONS FROM THE WRITINGS
OF THE DANBuRY NEWS MAN

It's All Very wen 20 Talk About the
Money Question. but Not When Your
wife wants "a Pail of water--A Case
In Point.
Copyrighted by Lee & Shepard, Boston. and
published by special arrangement with them.
A Danbury man was looking at his
yard Thursday afternoon He was look
ing at it in such way as to easily at
tract the attention Of any neighbor who
might have lot Of unemployed time on
hand Such party pretty soon joined
the observer and Immediately took an
all absorbing interest in the contem-
plated Improvement From this subject
they rapidly drfted into finance.
Pretty tough times" observed the
neighbor
Yes, they are that, an it'll be tougher
before we're over it, ] imagine, was the
answer
They were both sitting ON a sawhorse
under an apple tree, near the back door
when this conversation commenced The
owner of the premises was chewing on
a bit Of straw and the neighbor was me
chanicaly pulling tops from the plan
tam III reach.
What do you think of this money
question which has got into politics this
Year, inquired the neighbor
Il think It Will be settled one way or
the other before another presidential
election is over replied the owner
'You see the matter is being
Ezekiel" pronounced a sharp voice
from the stoOp.
'Wel, what is tt?" he curtly inquired.
u wish you'd get me a pail OF water.
In a minute
AS / was sayiu the matter is be-
/ ing pressed with unusual force There
has been this effort for years to come
down to a specie basis, but nothin def
mite has been reached Now, | imagine
this campaign Will settle it.
'You believe specie to be the best
! currency. of course3'
Certainly What does the increase
! OF paper amount
'Ezekielr came the voice from the
stoop
In a minute"
IAN the paper you might print from
now till"--
'Ezel1ielr'
Thunder and ightningl Maria, what
Is the matter2' he calculated.
q want you TO get me pail of water.
I'm waitin for it."
;, IN get it in minute, if you'n just
hold your breath
you might, as | said, print money
till doomsday, an if you amt got the
gold to back it up what is it going tc
amount tor AS far as exchange is con.
cerned among ourselves ] will admit
that PAPER
Ezekiel"
Good graciousl Maria, what do you
want"
4 want pail Of water. I've told yoJ
a dozen times If you don't hurry uI
with it you'll have no dinner"
Where is the pailf" snapped the an
noyed husband, seeing 1t in her hand
Seeing him rise up, she set the pal
down on the stoop and retired, and he
helping himself to fresh straw, said;
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-01-04

The most difficult thing TO reach Is
womans pocket This is especially
the case if the dress is hung up in a
closet and the man is in hurry We
think we are safe in saying that he al
ways Ia IN hurry on such an occasion
The owner of the dress Is IN the sitting
room serenely engrossed In book
Having told him that the article which
he IS in quest Of is in her dress pocket in
the closet, she has discharged her whole
duty in the matter and cen afford 20 feel
serene. lie goes AT the task with a dim
CONSEQUENCES that he hsA been there be
fore, but says nothing
Op GpsaiAa tlas elosaa ass< cad 6Af
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-01-04
Miles Norve ana Liver Pins

Act on new prirciole--rc5 5u,=ttCg th-
new discovery. Or Niles .iils spssdit
,uIe billions tess, bsd taste, tnrnIa liver pile
,1lsilpali0u- Unequaled for men, Won DO
children. Smallest, 4atltsgt, suFa3ti 5liGse
Sets. Samples Nres, ~ q. H HaEoDhpCui
irug store.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-01-04
ytrike Of uuarlgrnen threatened.

NEW HAVEN, Conn, Jeh. A strike
Of the employees of @. w. Blakeslee &
Sons, Quarrymen, is threatened Secre-
tary Byron, Of the National Union Of
stonecutters is in this city comforting
with the local union in regard to the
trouble.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-01-04
a Baby Full ID Colic PaIns

l. not an interesting study; cure him
quickly by getting free sa uplo bottle of
De Hands Collie Cu-e from @ j. Nc
G rthy or j. NJ. Hillan the Druggists. l
instantly cures collie.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-01-04

'As ] was sayin, paper is all well
enough among ourselves as matter of
exchange, but what are we goin TO do
for importsy We can't get along with
out gold then An what are we goin to
do when this money is called in, if we
haven't got gold enough to redeem iti
Now, suppose, for instance, that had
ten'---
'Ezekielr came the voice again But
be did not hear it.
Thousand dollars in cash, and sup
posin | wanted to use forty thousand
dollars What do do' take
Ezekiel! Why on earth don't you
stop that gab Of yours and get me pail
of waterg"
Yes, yes, iu a minute"
IAN ! take my paper on the mar.
ket for that moment Here is el0,-
O00 in cash, you see, an here is the
WooshI garl ooh" and just here the
gasping husband was awed into silence
by seeing his neighbor dash over the
fence in dripping condition The so,
600 on paper was not there, "a might
have reasonably been expected, but a
pail Of Indifferent water was there,
hurled with all the force and fury an ex-
asperated woman is capable Of And
as the choking eSpouns sec Of specie es y
basis reached out spaanodically for his
breath, the interested neighbor, with
two-thirds of the contents of the bucket
in his hair and under his coat collar, sped
across the lots with vehemence that
was really marvellous as an exhibition OF
speed and with silence in regard 10 tie
cause which was born OF twenty years
Of married life.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-01-04

Bread is the staff Of life, and pin is
-he stumbling bInek.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-01-04

FTAHMs FOR SALE -Arevou look
iag for faIn9 50 call Or On wr,Ia 70
{. ] Ken ar, tIaakYiile. Pa, as 20 whore they
are .Qoassd aad for ierna. 8 621f
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-01-04

Abroad canoes are displaolng dia
uouJs as head 0ruatael
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-01-04

Detectives Searching High and Low for
This Latest Would-be ENterminator Of
MilIionaires--He Knows Jays Past Life
Perrectiy--Alarul of the Gould Family
Helen GouId'e Crazy Admirer Ar
r.ni..n..l
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-03-16

Tho pieces OF glass which arc to DO
made into lenses for spociaclos. for mi
croscopU5, small telescopes aud tho like
arr tint ground into shape, roughly by
bgiug hnld against O. east iron tool like -
grindstone. This OF cOurrc Is curved
10 give tho lens tho colcadty or con-
yoNty desired. From this tool tho glass
passes TO slime tool, 40 called, OF SINH.
lar construction, but made ol brass and
covered with q fine powder Of slphato
of iron, calnnyl and ground. Jowelpn
call it rouge. Then % third tool, Ike
the second, but covered with cloth which
is thoroughly powdered With rouge, 81
used for polishing After both silos
have been treated thus tho Ions is cut 10
the required shape, oval or round, with
HdidmoAI glass cutter and stool pinrcrs,
and the edges arc ground smooth on
molal wheels.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-03-16

Twas fishing for bass one day in
quiet pool on Elkhorn creek, near
Frankfort, KY, ON the outer rim Of
what Is known "a Coiilt's bend. A
few yards above where | was stand.
ing, knee deep in the water, was a
broad shallow, where the current
ripplea over sunkon and about OK.
pIs'd rocks before subiding in tho
deeper waters of the pool. As !
drew my bait tcmptingly across the
pool IN search OF a hungry bass, ]
noticed yellow butterfly winging
It's zigzag flight across the shallow
mentioned, and close TO the surface
OF the water.
When half way across, a small
bass, probably not over a quarter
pound weight, suddenly lcapcd from
tho wutor, struck the butterfly with
uner1ing aim, and fell back with a
splash in the shadows. The butter.
hy was hit hard, rs il fell dead or
stunned in tho stream about three
foot from where the bass had inter
ccptel It's flight, but unfortunately
the little gladiator failed 10 recover
his prize, as it loa,ed undisturbei
down into tho pool bolow.-Forest
and Stream.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-03-16
CABINET MEETING.
All the Members Attend Except Secre.
tary Blaine, Foster aud
Noble.
RECIPROCITY MATTERS PRiNci-
PALLY DISCUSSED.
The Bcrlng Sea Question Incidentally
Referred to.-waltiug for
Salisbury.
rr0cinmHtiuns of Retaliation, Ill"
Principal tubioct OF Discussion.

rrocinmNtiuns of Retaliation. the
Principal tubioct OF Discussion.
MAIuNGTON, March IS. The
Cabinet meeting was attended ny all
tho members except Blaine, Foster
and Noble. The Issue Df ptoclsma.
tions OF retaliation against the coun.
tries which have refused To enter intO
reciprocal trade relations with the
United 5tattH, under the terms Of the
Mckinley act, was the principal sub.
icct Of discussion. 10 was decided 10
issue proclamations Of this character
thh afternoon against three countries
Of South America. Thee arc under.
stood 10 be Colombia, Honduras and
Venezuela, hut II cannot be stated
positively.
In accordance with the provisions OF
the reciprocity legislation on January
IN, Blaine addressed notes 10 the 10.
pteseutAtivVs In this city Of Austria
Hungary, Colombia, Hayu, lloudu-
rae, NicafaguH, Spain for the PHILIPPINE
Islands, and Venezuela, informing
them tnat, unless some UNDER
standing was reached rs TO n
commercial arrangement before
March 18th, the PRECEDENT would
lt CONF tlttu 70 ISSUE "a lINclAihuttNi
Imposing the dutic- tXCd In that ,cc.
ton on sugar, uolaSes, coffee AMI
hides. The commercial arrangement
with Nicaragua is already published.
/ IL Il understood that u similar arrange
ment is agreed upon with Hondufns;
plso that Austria. Hungary has made n
| definite proposition; likuwlsu Spain
respecting the PHILIPPINE lsiands,
which have the promise Of an early
aud satisfactory adjustment. This
leaves only Colombia, Hayu and Nene-
zuels. a. to thcse counties the Prvsi'
dent today issued a proclamation de-
clarlng the duties set forth Ia section
Q Ia force o. TO sugar, molassrs, cuilct
and hides.
The BcTing sea question was 70.
frrrod 10 incidentally, II Is pretty well
settled that nothing further VIII bt
done In the matter until Sallfbury re-
plies to the Ptoaijenps note Of the sth,
ineitting on u renewal Of the nlodui
| vlvendi.
H. response from Salisbury Il mol
soon received, II Il understood that the
President viii call the attention Of IN,
Brltish minister here n the fact thai
the government II awaiting Salisbury
reply, aud asking that the matter ~
brought 10 his attention.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-03-16

Only hard wood chairs ARE worth tho
trouble, aud II tho wood S. mahogany II
Is best TO scul q 10 % cabinet maker, for
it Is too valuable 10 take chances with.
II ~ Is oak or cherry, scrub ID thoroughly
with al soda and water and mulpapgr
all the old polllh Oh. Then give 20 Sow
cral conts of English enamel paint Of
any tint desired, allowing cnch coat to
dry before tho next Is put on, aud
smoothing each ono after It Is dry with
iiuo sand paper. d. not try 70 uph1lstor
It unless you know tho trllo OF uphol-
story, but mako fancy cushion OF Gro.
tonne or silk and lay 50 or tic Il on.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-03-16

II people only talked about what
they know n profound silence would
ettleupon society and a large reward
would be offered for an answer to
the conundum originally PROFOUND.
cd by Pontius plato, what is TRUTH
Poor human nature likes to believe
the worst Of It's kind and there are
those who feel personally injured At
praise of others. Ono touch Of scan.
dial makes tho whole world kin.
Only exhibit tho weaknesses of the
great and a glow Of satisfaction sui.
fuses tho faces of tho little. It Is
proof positive Of the whole demo.
cratic dogma, that "ono man is ~
good rs another-nnd better too. -
linte Fields Washington.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-03-16

SAN FRANCIsco, March l5.--Tho
barkuntine "rTUplC Bird" which mr..
rived from Tahiti and tho MsIquCsas
Islands brings Information that boats
crow Of twelve mon, under Mate
Herring, from the Inflated German
shin "ClarcN vas bound from Sydney,
Australia, TO Sau Francisco with cargo
OF coal. When several weeks out the
cargo was discovered TO be on IRE. and =,
though the crow fought the flames
four days, thoylwero finally obliged 10
leave tho vessel, which burned TO tho
waters edge. Nineteen mon under
Captain Kuhlmhnu were picked up
by the "Califsrnia" and brought 10
this city, but, up 10 the time Of tho
"rfoplc Birds" arrival, II was sup.
posed that the other boaps crew Were
lost. After many hardships, how
ever, they landed 10 lala'Tai, whore
they were found by the "Hfopic Bird"
and taken to Tahiti, where they
shipped on different vessels, one OF tho
crew, John Nelson, coming TO this
city.
The bark "Ravonswool" arrived
from Huh this morning aud reports
that SHE sustained severe damages,
which neccsFtated her putting into
Valparaiso January lth for repairs.
Four nppren ices. rom tho British
shin "Glercorse, which was absu.
doned oil Capo Horn, were found at
valparaiso. having neen picked W 10y
tho American bark "Ruse," and land
Ell NJ that port. They were brought to
IFS city by the "llay cu5w0Od," which
isalso owned by the Liverpool owLefs
OF the "GlencOtte,"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-03-16

wAWINGToN, March 10. - Com.
missioner Raum wns examined before
the House inves ugating committee to-
day. lie was questioned az 10 HE con
uection with the Gypsum mining COM
psuy and refused 10 answer, saying
that he would not answer any quvs.
tons relating To private Affairs.
MIR. Wheeler said there was power
70 compel testimony.
In answer 10 a question witness said
that he borrowed $500 Of hr. Lack
wood, which was paid In three days.
This transaction had no relation 10 the
promotion of female clerk
There wa. considerable testimony IL.
gnrding his (Rsum's) promises 10
various persons that pension cases IN
which they we're Interested should re-
celyo attention. Witness offered TO
produce all the letters and orders re-
gardiug such from the niles OF his
office.
Witness, in answer TO question,
did not recall any case In which hu
had given Democratic Congressman
any special privilege. Adjourned.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-03-16
FOR THE COOK.
How To Roll liam In tho Most APP
proved Manner.

How To fioii liam In tho Most APP
proved Manner.
Hams arc nearly nlwuys undordono.
aud therefore tough aud indigusliblc
Tho length of time q ham should ba
kept ON the Inc mnst BE- determined IN
each instance by thc size OF ,hs ham.
which should bg soaked iu cold water
the night before Il Is cooked. Ia "a,
morning the ham should bo put IN cold
wntor with little vinegar or cider m Il
hover moro chan % tcump full Then
the water should ho permitted a. slowly
como 90 boil and tho Ecitlorgmoycd 10
tho back of the stove. whore q may SIM
mer for from four to eight hour, ac-
corliug go tlc siz' Of tho ham. Whom
tho ham hus become cold after being
taken oil the stove the skin should ho
removed and the outsidr top bo sprinklol
with grated LroJl. brown sugar aud
spice and the ham put On the avn
until D. has Drowned un top. N it d.
intended to cat bot 30 should be- served
whom taken from Gao oven, but Il it 10
intended for cold ham, thon tho knife
should never touch 80 ull 10 Is really
cold aud has stood 40 least twelve
hours after coming from tho oven. 10
wrap a ham Iva now mlwn hay when
boiling Il give, It delicious flavor.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-03-16
aArAeREo oR sepAaAIg9 cHsAI,l
Pros and Cons OF Thi. Interesting an,
Important nuc tiun.


Pros and Cons OF This Interesting and
Important nuc tiun.
Tho butter exhibit at Waycrly showed
the superiority OF separator butter. It
averaged eight or niuo points higher
than the gathered cream butter An
other point Is that moro butter Is OBJ
tanned from tho milk. Deep setting c,
mill, has been known 10 result In loss
Of ej per cent Of tho butter fat. In
other caso8 the loss has been small. IN.
der tho most favorable conditions some
milk will cream quite closely when set,
but other milk will not. with tho sopa.
tor this difference does not exist, Any
milk can be SKINNED SO as TO leave moi
over one pound Of tat In 1000 OF milk.
With Jersey cows, or other cows giving
rich milk, tho los, In deep setting need
not 10 excessive, but with thin milk
nothing but the separator can do thor
ough work Moro buttor and bottot
butter are the points in which the supa.
rator oxcols.
The gathered cream plan has the
merit Of less expense. This in some 10.
calitios stlll offsets the gains by tho sapa'
rator system, and even leaves profit.
Economy Of operation must be- givol
due prominence In putting In sopsrators.
There is ono separator factory running
in ClearGold, Ia, where the expense OF
hauling milk Is eighteen cents per 100,
and in the ilushof tho season did not got
below fifteen This Is too much. De.
sides this, everything inside must h
convenient and planned to save labor.
Good labor is costly and poor labor /,
more costly.--Croamcry journal.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-03-16
An AwPUL TRAGEDY.
a Clerk shoots Three Persons aud
Eiiis Himself


TnFIN, Ohio, March l5.-"walter
Snyder has shot Ed. Nsylor, Burt
Crobaugh and Thomas w. Downey
and killed hlmself,n was theannounce-
ment that greeted tho people Of Thin
going TO their places OF business this
morning. Snyder, aged I, iorty.nve,
was unmarried, and wasone OF the
mos, popular men In the city. Naylor
and Crobaugh were members Of thu
firm by which ho was employed. Thos.
w. DOwncy, fellow clerk Of Naylor
and Cf0haugh was recently admitted
10 partnership with John NJ. NRylor
Ia the hardware business. They wero
clerks before and comment WAS made
that Snyder was not taken In. II Ia
since learned that Snyder, though
worth perhaps 500, 600, had his money
10 tied up Ia real estate that he could
NOT take any inler,st In the business,
and itseemtd perfectly satisfactory TO
him al the time, but later IL
pr-yod upon his mind. Ho
entered the store this morning
and found the others already there. He
made pretonse Of desiring Crosbaugh
and Naylor u examine the contents Of
a box which he had just received by
express. When thOy were at his side
lac shot thom both aud then turned the
revolver on Downcy, who entered 10
save tho lives OF the others. Crosbaugh
will recover. Downey was hit three
times, and recovery Is not probable.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-03-16

Three years ago a young lady o!
Fall River MISS, was hit upon the
left side Of her head by u falling sign
as she was walking along a street in
Boston. This was followed by brain
favor. After some weeks she was as
well in body and mind rs ever, but
from n right handed person sho had
become 80 left handed that sho could
neither cut, Sow nor write with hei
right hand, but found It easy 10 dO
all these things with hor left HeI
right hand was just about rs useful
rs her lott had been before she was
hurt What is strange is that, with
20 recent a change in the use Of hct
hands, she never makes an al,warl
motion, and Is as graceful in the usg
oil her left hand rs II she hud been
born left handed. Boston Post
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-03-16

LONDON, March lj.-ln the Com.
mons Patrick O'iiripn (rarnellile) In.
troduccd q bill to amend the Catholic
relief act, In order 10 remove the die.
abilities N Catholics Ia England aud
Ireland impuaed 10y the act. The
measure passed liz first reading by an
overwhelming majority.
The House discussed n vote Of ESQ.,
isG 10 be devoted 10 relief work IN Ire.
land.
BalOur, the government leader,
stated that no further extension OF
relief works were required or CON
lomplatOd.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-03-16

MONIE CARI,u, March 10. - An
exciting row occurred today In the
gambling saloon q the Casiuo here. a
man offended % woman, who boxed his
oats. The affair drew overyouJa
attention, aud the fflends Of the par.
ties tool, u hand ia Il. The general
row which followed was only quullui
by tho appearance Of the police, who
arrested oil tho parties ia the frRcns.
Among those In the saloon was Lacy
Randolph Churchill, and during the
fight her pocket was picked Of "A large
sum.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-03-16
IT LAKE CITY, UTAH TERRITORY.

Foreign securities dropped rercepuhly.
The same condition prevailed at Der.
lin.
LONDON, March Foreign socur.
tiles were Hat today on the stock Tx
change IN consequence uf the cOnui-
ton Of the European h0urfcs.
BERLIN, March To- Further par.
uculafs regarding the failure or Guenz.
berg NJ st, Petersburg, show that It Is
attributed partly to government ami.
mostly, which hampuIed the financial
business % the house. u j. expected
that the creditors will be ultimately
raid IN full.