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Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-04-07
Burial Permits.

Harvey d. Cooper, aged ., No. 29l
West Broadway, foreign substance in
throat; Albert E. Cope. aged %, No. l7S
Fifth street, typhoid fever.
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Harkl l hear the mothers sing,
Fields Worm Powders is just tie thing
Pleasant TO take, acting mid,
BY their use they cured my child.
Ask your druggist for them.
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DR.. Prices
AMMONIA AND ALUM NOT FITTED FOR FOOD.
IT CONTAINS NO DELETERIous INGREDIENTS

DR.. Late chemist to the Board of Health who made
the investigation of the Baking Powders the market
the request the Board Psychologists high
ing consider Ammonia and Alum deeterious substances
united for in food"
These the brands condemned by the Board Of
Health Reysi Chwsr, Aaashx PosGs xeufsa Cream
Sea Fea~ Ben Ben. FARO ksssg Qs~s, hgs1, RsssSss.
Font ca, Calsna
Or Latr, City Chemist also SAYS: Or Prices Baking
Powder. contains only such ingredients Pure Baking
Powder ought hs composed of and same
every housekeepsI pure wholesome and elective
tsssneN
ssrEn LATE, City Chemist
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LOUIS GLANyER.

I NV tItF.
sTDr. Greene. the successful. specialist, IN
curing all forms o. nervous and chronic dis
eases. So W. 18th street. New York. eau be con
suited FREE. personally or by letter. Call OF
write him about the case. or send for symptom
blank 10 MI out, and a letter fully explaining
your disease. giving advice. etc.. Will be re
! t,rned free.
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Card.

There Will he a supper at the res
dence of ID. p. c ay, Esq. No. 90 l.:
fayette street.. i Unity churcn and ii
friends, this Thursday evening. tro,
6 to 9 am. All are invited. Charge
% cents.
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The Delsarte Gymnasium at til
Western Michigan College will b.
dir c;ed by Margaret Ballard Moore.
For the last three years Mrs. Moor
has been thorough student of TIA
Delsarte System, and is better qualiie
in that art than any other teacher %
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f.ity White

A few DAYS only you can buy the
best family -four for Sl.90 per hundred
at Hatcn's.
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slow to Cure All skin Diseases"
Simply apply "SwAYSE's OINTMENT.
No internal medicine required. Cures
letter, eczema, itch, all eruptions On
the face, hands, nose, ETC., leaving the
skin clear. white and healthy. Its
great healing and curative powers are
possessed by no other remedy. Ask
your druggists for swAYsE's ONT
NENT."
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Eight bars German Family Soap for
25c 1T Hatch's.
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Eight bars German Family Soap fol
25c at Hatch's.
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To-Day is the dsy of the commence
ment of the ADKINS 81 Co. grand Fac
ter millinery ope n,ug. The exhibit will
continue Thursday and Friday.
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money donation 10 the club MAS re-
ee.sed from = friend. The meesi1g
a. leurned uatil April -.
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CONTAGIOUS Diseases.

Rena Ebles, aged 3, No. 2l6 Sinclair
street. diphtheria; Jonn Raster, aged Q,
Ohio avenue, diphtheria.
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LILY White.
The Valley City Milling Company has
no peer in the manufacture of -four.
Try 'hc LILY WHITE.
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Eucklen,s ArnIca srIve

Corn, tomatoes. peas, lima beans and
ring beans only Sc per can at Hatch's.
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DIED.

MOERDYK-Jamesia Minnie only dau.htel
Of Mrs. Minnie MOerdyk. April o. ls!2-
Funeral services Saturday. April at tn
Second Reformed church, Bostwick street. a
10 o'clock a. m. Friends invited. Intermen!
at Iceland. Mich.
: Clergyman and Bowen. funeral directors.
Fountain street.
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Menier Chocolate. Learn to make a
rcal cup f chocolate. Address Me
,ier, New York" Free sample with
'irectiOns.
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M wife was
cured Of ntrsous-
ness and kid ney
troubles by Dr.
6reene's Nervara.
She was under the
care of four doe
tors before she got
DR.. Greene's Ner
vera. and she ex-
perienced m o r q
benefit fram one
tottle than from
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SLOW TO Cure All sktn ip,s

Corn, tomatoes, peas. lima beans and
string beans only SC per can ut Hatch's
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Peckham's Group Remedy cures
whooping cough.
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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-04-21
Mammoth Libraries.

The largest library in the world is
that at Paris, which contains upward
of 200, 900 printed books and 100, 600
manuscripts Between the imperial
library at st. Petersburg and the
British museum there is not much
difference. In the British museum
there are about / 800, 600 volumes.
The royal library Of Munich has now
something over 900,0 but this in
cludes many pamphlets; the SGyal
library at Berlin contains 100000
volumes: the library at Copenhagen
$40, coo; the library at Dresden, $780,
600; the university library at Gottin-
gen, Germany, 600, 000. The royal
library at Vienna has 400, 600 vol
umes and the university library III
the same city 3I0. 600 volumes. At
Buda-Pesth the university library has
300, 600 books; the corresponding Ii
brary at CracoW nearly the same
number, and at Prague 205, coo.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-04-21
BEYOND PARDON.
This Man from Kansas Could Give Anna
MAS Cards and Spades.
fence.


One of the most versatile Of ese
temperaneous liars is w A. S. Fergu-
son, of Topeka, Kan. He writes the
Chicago Tribune as follows:
[ read with considerable interest
the article in the Tribune-"Queer
things we see. They appear just the
same even when one has gun along. !"
OF course, no one will doubt for a
moment the truth of the experiences
therein related. [ commend your
effort to preserve authentic records
and desire to aid you.
/, One September day, while hunting
prairie chickens near the head waters
of Green River, north Of Atkinson.
Henry County, H., | concluded to
take look at the river itself, think
ing that possibly I might get few
young mallards. / was sneaking
through the grass near the waters
edge, with my dog at my heels, when
a chicken rose from the grass nearly
behind me, and as / turned my head
to see if / could get shot flock of
mallards rose from the water di-
rectly before me, but / neither saw
nor heard them. I held my gun at
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-04-21
Volcanic Islands Sinking.
THE PARROT.

Letters received from the British ship
Egeria, which has been engaged for q
considerable time on sounding opera
tons in the South Pacific, state that she
has just completed survey of the I'm
ion group Of islands, and line of sound
ings has been carried from those islands
to Fiji, and thence to Tonga, for the
purpose Of cable laying, should cable
at any time be deemed necessary.
On the first of October the Egeria left
Tonga for the Falcon Island, one Of the
Tonga group, which was thrown up five
years ago by a volcanic eruption, and
was then stated to be five miles wide;
but to the surprise of the scientific
officers on board they found it to be
only about half its original size. The
place proved to be composed entirely Of
volcanic cinders, with small, hot, sui
phuric springs here and there, and in
some few places the ground was SO hot
as to render walking exceedingly I'M
comfortable and in places actually dan
gerous.
Lieutenant Maresceaux and a party of
men were employed in putting up mark
flags for surveying purposes, and had
placed mark on the highest point of
land on the island, about two hundred
and about twenty yards from the ex-
tremity of the cliff. Soon after this
work had been completed those Oh board
saw large mass of ground fall away
into the sea, and this was followed by a
white vapOr which rose from the water.
In less than three days from the hoist
ing of this mark the flagstaff erected by
Lieutenant MaresceauX and his party
had completely disappeared with the
whole of the intervening ground between
it and the sea.
Many pieces Of the cinders which cover
this volcanic head have been taken on
board the Egeria, and although very
much resembling coke, when placed in
the fire they run off in a liquid form. 1t
is thought that should there be no further
upheaval this island will be entirely
submerged in few years.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-04-21

This is very effective if carefully prac- ;.
+icad The rushes can be cut out OF
stiff cardboard or thin tin, which is held
nv small catches (also of tin or card
hoard placed on each side OF the screen,
nc shown in the sketch. kneel down,
showing the top of the head only above
the calico. Place the hands as shown.
The swan should dip its head, bring it
hack and lift it up as if drinking. 1t
may also peck at the rushes and appear
to adjust the feathers on its neck th a aaad
which bring down tho hand to the head
and Tiff the hair, which will have the
effact Of feathers. Keep the tail NOV
ing at intervals.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-04-21
Like an Old Roman.

The ideal type Of senatorial dignity
and calm, SO long imputed to the old
senators of Rome, is thoroughly en-
bodied in Senator Faulkner, of West
Virginia. He never lounges about
the Senate with his hands plunged
deep into trousers pockets. as if igno-
rant or unappreciatiye Of the dignity
of his surroundings, but preserves an
exceedingly impressive gravity OF de-
meanor. He never rises to his feet
as if violently propelled by hidden
snriug. but does SO easily and with
perfect tranquility. His voice is dis
tinct and never used as a means OF
hurting abuse at the head OF a fellow
senator. Every movement IS accom-
plished with ma estic grace, and never
are his arms set going in the heat of
debate or controversy like the fans of
a windmill, as sometimes occurs with
more excitable people. His features
are purely classical, and even the
fashion of his hair is strictly in accord
with the Roman type.-Kate Fields
Washington.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-04-21
Saved q Town with Laughter.

1t was in 1868, after a battle, and
the streets of Madrid were filled with
angry crowds benton detroying every
thing and everybody. Suddenly an
unknown man, tall and dark and
strong, appeared at the city hall.
"Give me a band of musicians" he
said, "and before nightfall l shall
control all Madrid" He must have
been man of rare personality to
have been able to persuade the au-
thorities at all in that dark hour to
give him anything of the kind, but he
did. Going out with the musicians,
he wandered through the town.
While they played he sang-folk-
songs or some national air. When
these bored the people he mounted
old boxes and told funny stories, and
by and by the people forgot to be
angry, followed their new leader
wherever he went, laughing over his
stories and songs. BY nightfall
peace reigned in the city and the
mob broke up and went home to bed
The mans name was Felipe Ducazel,
and he was only p years old when he
did this clever thing. We hear a
good deal about heroic things in saw
ing countries by long and terrible
rides at night, Or by the sacrifice OF
ones self by dying in somebody's
stead. but few of us remember before
of any one who saved a town by
lauUhtpr
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-04-21
Sudden Promotion.

In the latter half of the sixteenth
century the little province of Tran
sylvania was in Il state of revolution
and consequent disorder. Finally
there came time when there was no
ruler, and the Turkish Sultan sent
word to Ali Pasha, then at MarOs
Vasarhely, that, come what might, a
Prince of Pennsylvania must be
elected. Ali Pasha was in a quandary.
He stood at his window, as the story
runs, meditating upon his sover-
eign's commands, not knowing what
to do, and yet afraid to do nothing,
when he saw a tall, strong man cross
ing the market-place.
At that time, and especially in
that country, strong arm was the
best patent of nobility. At home Ali
Pasha had seen the lowest slaves
lifted to places Of power. He sent q
messenger into the market-place with
orders to bring the tall, strong man
into his presence. The order was
obeyed, and as the stranger entered
he was greeted with the words, "You
must be Prince Of Pennsylvania!
III" exclaimed the astonished
prince-elect. IL know nothing
about government! l can't read or
write am butcher"
mo matter for that" said Ali
Pasha; "a man may be an excellent
regent though he cannot read"
But the butcher was not ambitious
and still resisted.
IF you want man as Prince of
Pennsylvania, he said, Il can tell
you of one who has 10 eqnal. If you
will, let us go and find him. | will
lead YOU"
With five hundred Turkish horse
men Ali Pasha and the butcher rode
to Malmkrog and surrounded the
castle of Michael Apaffi, whom they
hailed at once as prince, carried to
Maros Vasarhely, and proclaimed as
regent. This was in 1861, and the
prince thus chosen remained in power
until his death, in 1890.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-04-21

my side, pointing toward the river.
My dog saw the ducks, and she also
saw that | did not see them, and.
rising on her hind legs, she touched
the triggers with one Of her front
feet, discharging both barrels OF the
gun, and seven of the ducks dropped
dead, several crippled ones falling
further on, three of which my dog
afterWard brought in.
Not half a mile from where the
above occurred, the same day, / sat
down in the grass, while my COM
panion went up the river for a shot at
a large flock which had dropped in
some little distance up. | was tired
and warm and the sun soon put me to
sleep. When | aWoke | found eleven
more dead ducks by my side which my
dog had evidently taken in during my
nap, as each had teeth marks on its
neck. This is the more remarkable,
as | had always instilled into the
mind of my dog not to bite birds.
At another time | was rowing a
boat up Rock River, near Cleveland
H., on my way to an island for some
teal shooting. l had the same dog
with me. The river was rather
rough. A green-wing teal was COM
ing up the river like a bullet. I saw
it, dropped my oars, grabbed my gun,
fired, and winged the bird, which
dropped into the river and began to
swim away. My dog went overheard
for the duck, and after a hot chase,
just as she was about within reach of
the bird, Mr.. Teal dove and the dog
went after him. Pretty soon the dog
came up with something in her mouth
and swan for the boat. AS she came
near saw that she did not have the
duck, but in place Of a duck she had
brought me a nice black bass of about
pound weight. She always got
something.
| might add here that my dog is
not for sale.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-04-21
HUMOR OF THE WEEK.
STORIES TOLD BY FUNNY MEN
OF THE PRESS.
Many Odd, Curious, and Laughable
Phases of Human Nature Graphically
Portrayed by Eminent Word Artists of
Our Own Day.
Trust Should Be Mutual.

"Boss," said an aged colored man to
a former employer Of his, a Jefferson
avenue merchant, Saturday, Il wish
you'd lend me 70 dollars. We hain't
got no coal nor muffin TO eat.
why should l lend YOU S4?" was
the reply; show do l know you will
ever pay it?"
"I'll pay it suah, boss. Jest as suah
as yer bawn, when l gets it."
But how do | know You'll ever get
it, Sam?" said the merchant: Il don't
believe | ought to trust you.
Hadn't ought to truS me, boss, .,
said the old negro eproachfully,
why, boss, if / had 4 thousand dol
lars I'd trus YOU wild every cent OF
it,"
The argument was irresistible and
brought the so dollars. Detroit
Free Press
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-04-21

Giles (of cardboard) may be brought up
In turn, placed on the hook by the other
hand. An old saucepan is shown in the
sketch, and other objects may be cut
out, such as a broken umbrella, a hat, a
bonnet, a boot, ETC. Finally the alli-
gator may appear on the hook, and,
after dragging the punt about little,
may pull the angler down, seize him by
the nose, and disappear with him, the
punt sinking at the same time. The
fishing rod, for which a penholder will
serve, is held to the third finger by a
ring
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an Amusing PaStiIne.

n
..,d shadows" may be shown on a
gen., ,r On an ordinary piece of sheet
rn+ a better plan is for the operator
."J behind q screen. For this pur-
;'D IN ordinary folding linen horse,
I've or six feet high, will answer
These are generally ia three sec
/, which fold on canvas hinges.
:, . piece Of calico about one and
III half wards square across the upper
# the middle section. Drape the
! # the linen horse, and your screen
,adv for use. A candle should
Laced few feet behind the center
'ss calico, and all other lights should
moved or turned down.
ne hands. when at work between the
%o2nd the candle, will throw shad-
. An the former, and these will be
by the spectators on the other side,
ia the operator behind the screen
he out Of sight. II the calico is
md the shadows will be more dis
4 In some shadows, hats and other
,ssories are used. These may be cut
Of cardboard or stiff brown paper.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-04-21
To Improve Honey.

Honey could be immensely inn
proved by the planting of flowers
known to yield a ffne-hayored nectar.
Every knows the difference in the
quality of the comb contents in tile
different parts Of the same country
and in different regions. The Mar
bonnie honey derives its fine flavor by
being harvested chiefly from labiate
plants, such as rosemary, ETC.: and
though it appears that the Maltese
honey does not, as often stated, owe
its fine aroma to orange blossoms, the
latter undeniably perfume the Greek
honey.
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tne nose: The right thumb, which NAV
oe moved, forms the eyeball.

Raise the thumb OF the right hand
Well to keep the mouth high up and
give additional length to the trunk. The
eye should be very small The trunk
may be waved backward and forward
ana curled up to the mouth The fingers
forming the trunk should pick up the
carrot formed of cardboard) and place
it in the mouth.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-04-21
A Marrow iESnaDe.

Don't be afraid to eat some OF this
angel food, Mr.. Smith. [ made it
with my own hands"
"Miss Daisy, [ don't think there's
a man living worthy to eat angel
food especially when it is made by
one so angelic as yourself. Please
pass the bread" and the perfidious
wretch got away and lived to eat
another day.-Detroit Free Press.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-04-21
An Inferior Comm oditx.

Mrs. Mugs Ny darter went to all.
them revival meetings last week, and
she got a husband: regular case Of
love at first sight. They're to be
married mex month. Did your darter
get one, too?
Mrs. Puggs (sadly) - Nav: she
didn't get nutl1in but religion. Good
News
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-04-21

DONNA IsIDoRA COUsINo, in Chilli,
is supposed to be the richest woman
in the world. Her monthly income
is $50. 900. She is a stately widow of
thirty-flve years, and a famous horse
woman.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-04-21
Our Elastic Language.

; First Customer wish to select
vase.
! Floor Walker = Yes, madam.
James, show the lady to the crockery
department.
Second Customer wish to select
a vaWZ.
! Floor Walker = Yes, madam.
George, show the lady to the brio
a brac department. = New York
Weekly.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-04-21
A Practical View.

Son-Here's a horseshoe | found in
the street-good one, too
Papa-Well, throw it away.
isn't it lucky to find horseshoe"
Not unless you own horse =
Good News.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-04-21
Parts for a whole Constellation.

"Now, let's see," said the play
wright, "you want play with one
star part and"
Zone star part? Sixteen. my dear
sir. / forgot to tell you-this play
is for amateurs" returned the man
ager. Brooklyn Life.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-04-21

small set of rushes, etc., may pc e
,ada for this. The punt "a piece OF
Cardboard l as shown in the sketch n i IS
ples soraen and is moved with the nelp
- the right hand nearly to the center OF
~. ~ o Green. The angler pulls up his ilne
ono and looks at it. Next 9 lew artl-
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-04-21
A RC.nSOn Advanced.
Wooden-Is Howler married?

Wooden-Is Howler married?
Bulfinch-Why, [ don't know, |
am sure. Yes, now think Of it, he
must be.
! What makes you think
so?
Bulfnch- Why, he's around with
the fellows SO much more than he
used to be.-Butfalo Courier.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-04-21
"Haucilty Culture"

{ Tom-Hullo. Invitations are out
for swell dance in Horticultural
Hall on the 18th. Wonder why they
left me out?
Jack-Probably on account Of their
naughty culture'-H Harvard Lampoon.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-04-21

'i'O MAN y HEAD.
, N.Y. covering the third and fourth fin
~, VI the right hand, and shaking both
/ w. SnShtly and quickly, a good effect
,o' ~.o'AIhS is given. Then close the
ii A.; I and suddenly put forward the
.@ %,,: IScr Of the right hand, returning
.r s~I1IE, and repeating the operation
s s,s,"t times. This will give funny
~. vi lrOtrudinsr the tongue.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-04-21
Business.

"Were any of old man Blickerson's
died?"
mo; no one but two undertakers.
Appeal Ayalanche.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-04-21
yn.SHADOW MAKING
any TO BRIGHTEN A DULL
y EVENING.

,or +rsan Uncle Sam, Always New TO
ND welcome to All-The Tricks
|~ cod as They Never Have Boon
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-04-21
Only Keep Quiet.

Jennie" said young lady, turn
ing away from the mirror and adj
dressing a companion, what would
you do if you had a mustache on your
lip?"
IF I liked him | would keep
quiet" was the demure reply.-lrish
Times.