The Jersey City news., 1892-04-26
ABSOlAJ JTElY PURE

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the flesh. Never stand when you can sit.
down. In waiting at the counter for
change why neglect the stool close at
hand? 1t is only matter of five min
utes, know, but 1t may be just five min
utes too long. and then how your poor
tired back rebels
Don't save horse-car for the sake
or taking home pound box OF
candy. Women will squander their pen
MES on useless trash. and then walk
their legs nearly off to make up the
deficit.
climb pair of stairs which will find you
at the top in a done for" condition.
Don't try to do Without your roll aud
coffee or glass of milk when the lunch
con hour arrives. no matter how long and
discouraging your shopping list.
Cultivate in the sanctity of your own
snuggery the bliss of discarded corsets
and the much-abused Mother Hubbard.
Let down your hair. Try and keep on
hand little lavender water In which to
dabble, In truth, strive to be no longer
an amateur in the art of cal ing for your
self, but in the details of life look to it
that they are made subservient to your
womanly needs. Do this, and take my
WORD for it you will be spared not only an
endless number of the ills of life, but
you Will become constant joy to those
about yon. Dorothy MGddoI I'm PhtlG-
0etpHt0 PresS.
Christening an Infant Archduchess.
The recent christening OF the Arch
duchess Valerie, of Austria, took place
in room adjoining her mothers apart
ment, in which an altar had been placed
for the occasion. AT the appointed hour
the Emperor and Empress, the Crown
Princess, the Archduchesses Maria The.
Tspha1lu ha Arpbdnnhosu
immaculate (the widowed mother of ba-
bv's papa, the Princess Clementine, the
Emperor's brother, and q whole
possee of other high and mighty
relatives assembled there. The babe
was brought In on a satin cush-
christening ceremonial includes bewild-
ering number of signings of the cross on
shoulders and breast, over and above the
formula to which Professionals eyes are ac-
customed at the fontD, and Grandmamma
Elizabeth of Bapsbnrg put her hand un-
der the little ones back, but left the cush-
ion In the arms of the lady-in-waiting,
while the priest read the service.
1T was pathetic sight," writes wit
ness of the ceremony, 1.-The crowd of rela-
tiyes in deep murning, the alter decked
with richest gold and plate hangings of
the choicest. and In the midst the little
mite of half nude princess, wailing her
feeble protest against the fuss that was
being made over her.
A Jealous Dog.
A young man had for some years owned
dog. which was his constant companion.
Recently. however, he married, and
moved with his wife and dog into house
on the opposite side of the street from his
fathers house. his old home.
One day the master came home and sat
down, putting his arm about his wife.
Jack was lying by the fire, and he at once
arose, approached the two aud made the
usual exhibition of his disapproval.
why. Jackp' said his master. '"rhis is
all right. She IS a good GIRL" and as he
spoke he patted his wife's arm.
Jack looked up at him, turned away and
left the room. In moment they heard
a noise, and going into the hall. found
him dragging his bed downstairs. He
reached the front door and whined to be
let out. The door opened and he dragged
the bed down the steps and across the
street to his old home, where he scratched
for admiStance. Since then he has never
returned to his master aud has refused all
overtures toward reconciliation. London