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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-30

2sh 1872 az NT Ss6eh n o M.
Funeral services At The res dencl Of Imam s,trday De,
Intcrment at Greenwood Cemetery ,.,.
Hospital Of typhoid f;yer Bcnjima Lew: Crosby f.;
son Of David J. Crosby, Of IIacot Cente \ ~ IL ''
Reat es'e and III invited attend 1E. tsns soS
i rfthsT q. ' December c6S 8otG at p
GILsoN-Emms ellison, widow Of the late W. IL. 'ison'
Funeral services at her late residence JAG Oadway Pat
on Cemetery on December when
friends Will carriages foot Of chamoeFs's'' New
noLBRooK-At 102 Belmontaye, jersey City n. j.. o2
siyve %9F9 oos aged ' year af and on
Funeral Friday evening AZ O'CLOCK
INGALL-At Ottawa, Canada December 27, OF qhthcs.
Josephine Freeman wife OF Efrc p Inga "A % aei'
notice 5sF OF lff; aRSerol n a@a 8n'' ''
KELLEY-Suddcnly. OF Tue.day. December 27tn rev.
Fancr, from his late residence on Friday December "''
c9'rlares win meet train at Brewsters leaving rand
Central Depot at :ol a. m
KIMEALL-Dcccmber 2sth, Richard B. Kimbal. in h'a
Rcilt, Ss't and friends are invited attend funeral sn
the chapel Of ST Luke's Hospital, 54th-st ana lhth'
ave, December Both. at l p m.
Maud A. daughter Of Charles H. AID Gertrude o'|nder'
Fuacr, from her late residence Friay December 30
Funeral at coaSenience Of the family
PO,T-December 2sh, Kate O. Plat, wife OF Henry W.
Post aged 80 years . months and DAYS.
Funeral tho residence OF her fa'her Beport
l.. | Friday evening at o'clock.
SCHAUS-Drcembar 29th william Schous. at MS late resi-
dsnce so Fast 3Sthst. in the 72d year Of his age.
Notice Of funeral hereafter.
sMITH-Passed away Wednesday. December 2Sth, Nay
Smith. aged months a., ,, -
Vice, this at 30 o'clock az the rrslcence OF
her parents. 300 MarOl-aNe oo.,
Train caves Grand Central Depot at 30 and l3sth.
81 at 90 b. m.. FOR Foriham
sTErBINs-SuGl cnly. December % at a. m. Of peri;
Alice H. ~cllafal aad Russell SeDb n. u.
Funeral a. his residence 9j5 Mafisonaye Friday Soth
inst 10 a. d.
wELw0OD-On W duesGay December 2sth, Thomas
WclNooi.
Funeral -cryccs his late residence 400 FranAn-ave.
HrooIiyn. On SATURDAY afternoon at O'Clock
WINANT-On THURSDAY. Dccember 10th, 1892, at New
Rochelle. y. y. William X Winant.
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49,. JEFFERSON WILL RETURN TO xEw-YoRK.

Chicago Dec 2e.-wnneld S. Jefferson whose
aav iumped from window o; the Atanuc
Hot, N escape him. ploaded with her to-day at foicY
Headonarters that he did not care for her money Du
loved her for herself alone, and tried 70 h"u'U no'
woman aso,,ned IN do and Informed Jefferson That
she never wished 10 see him again. Mrs. JEFFERSON
has partly recovered from the injuries received in her
leap for u..rty. she says she acted foollshiy ana
upon the arrival Of her friends will return 10 "er '00
In Undertook, n. Y.
Hudson, n. Y, Dec. 2e.-In reference 10 us ioPo
which comes from Chicago in relation 10 'ie 80
1917 Of Richard Alexander. late Of Klnd@asooh "Ihe
e>g1nter' tbs evening saysi
"IAoss Ia this CITY, and there are hoeB u .is"
~ havs known M5s- Alexander nsm chldheoo ~nN
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-30
MISS GARRETT'S GENEROCS err.
DEPARTMENT. FOR THE MEDICAL EDUCATION
OF WOMEN ASSURED TO JOHNS


HOPKINS UNIVERSITY
baltimore, Dec. % lSpeciaD-Miss Mary Garrett.
one OF the projectors OF the movement for depart
ment In Johns Hopkins Univei slty for the higher
medical education Of women, and who started With a
handsome giit the fund for such on institution, now
offers TO the university sunlclcnt TO complete
the 100000 required to establish the school. Two
years $50 Mss Garrett and other Identified with
charitable and educational projects STATED the
ent. and requested the trustees OF tho university to
offer equal facilities 10 women.
When the department OF medicine was opened In con-
necton with Johns Hopkins University. the university
income at tat tine limited as most Of It's funds
we're invested In baltimore and Ohio Railroad stock
which then was yielding no revenue. The trustees
accordingly Concluded 10 postpone the establishment OF
a medical department until the Gnanccs justified
lney, however informed the women interested In the
movement that II they would raise al endowment fund
Of 100000 they request would be granted, and the
medical department would be established as soon IS
the money obtained. Miss Garrett Immediately
gave $4,000 to start the fund Auxiliary
oommitteey Of women were formed In
Boston, New-Yors, Chicago ard PlsladeI-
ph!a 10 assist In raising the desired amount, They
succeeded, however, In getting together only $780,
Ooo and 1t for time feared that the project
would fall through. Miss Garrett, after giving the
other advocates OF the higher education Of women
ample opportunity assist practically in carry 2
their views, concluded that tho only 10 establish
tie school would be to 90 1t herself and she accord
ngy gave the desired amount, thus making her whole
subscription $500 900 the Other 300 600 having been
subscribed by women In other cities.
The university trustees 10 day accepted the Sit.
1t will be called the Mary Garrett Fund" and $50.
900 viii be used 10 erect building known as tho
Women's Fund Memorial building Tho work Ct con
strucuOn viii begin IN The spring, ana Through The
generosity o. Miss Garrett, johns llopAns University
Will have of the greatest medical schools In tho
world In which women students Will have equal ad-
yantascs with those OF TIE other IN acquiring
medical education.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-30
Mr.. GLAINE'S STEADY IMPROVEMENT
YESTERDAY MORNING THE BEST HE HAS HAD
SINCE HIS ILLNESS.


Washington. Dec. 2o.-"As compared with previous
mornings, the one just passed the best NJ
Blaine has had since he 81. Tonight he Is %.
well as lie was asst nigt.' The foregoing saicmcr,
was made by Dr. Johnston at o'clock toliclI
Just after he had returned from visit 20 Mr.. Blaine
call at the Blaine house later in the evening
brought forth the statement that Nr. Blaine waa
much better.
gentleman who has access 20 Mr.. Bla!nc's room
said this evening that the impression Mr. Blaine made
upon him, was about the that made upon
j. II. Manley. Of Maine. who saw Mr.. Blaine ycstor.
day, viz that Mr. Blaine IS slowly mproying lu'
that he is stin very III. Tie impression that n0w
prevails among those who have actual knowledge o.
Mr.. Blainc's condition, s to the effect that while be-
e very sick man. lie IS in no immediate danger OF
death No one is bold enough, however, TO asscri
tha. Mr. Blaine will ever again re n vel MAJ Al,
TIA. medical skill, attention and wealth can 90 TO
pNolopg his days are unsplrngy used. d.. John
son does rot expect 10 repeat his visit 4 ls cveros
and thinks that Mr.. Blaine will pass quiet and
racf
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-30

followed her through her womanhood. vito and
helpmate Of the late Richard Alexander, VIII not
believe that she has been guilty Of wroncdolHg. We
all Know that she assisted her husband In aCcumulltng
iAcir moderate fortune and their pretty home In Kinder
nook. After her husbands death sIe hclOicllE irJk
chaIee 81 MS extensive bus 'ncas AID by her c1.sy
increased IL until TIE burden Of care became TOO
eAac ING for weak wOmau even with the visor and
ambition Of Mrs Alexander. Tho widow Of Richard
Alexander VIII ina In Columbia County svmpafullug
friends who are ready 10 avenge any wrong or
ueachcEy to which She may have been subjected"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-30
JUSTICE JOHN n. sHARPsTEIN.

San Francisco Doc 2oJustice John r. Sharpstcin OF
the supreme Court OF California. who was stricken with
paralysis on Monday died last night He was born at
richmond n. Y, May %, 1923. After admission 10
tho bar IN ls47 he began the practice OF law at
Shebovgan wis In 1853 he was appointed District
Attorney for Wisconsin AZ the expiration OF his term
no hough, Tho Milwaukee News" OF which he was
.dtor until 1862. He served two forms In the WIS
consn LEGISLATURE lie came to California in 1854 and
after serving two years on the bench OF The Twelfth
District Court be was elected and subsequently, re-
elected Justice Of the Supreme Court, being the only
Democratic Justice In that tribunal.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-30
r,c.r pprsrnrrr NOTIONS pIProMATIo DIyYEh

Washington, Dec. 29.-The Vice'rres'O."' ,.,s,,r
s.,o,,,, o,-ner this evening, the guests ircluolng
tho Secretary Of state, Baron Fava the l@han MN
Istor; Mavroyeni Bsy, the Turkish Minister cheva-
uAr de- Tavera, the Austro Hungarian Minister sehof
cuyman rhe Nicaregan Minister; MIR. Ci"pareoe' "e
s,v,ss Minister: Mr. lie Ghait the Belgian Minister
Mr. Grip the swedish Minister; Mr. ls"i h"o '''''
ryinl,,cr: Count dc Sponneck the Danish
M,n,s'er. Mfr. Tateno. the japanese Minister Mr.
pa,enotrc. the French Minister M V1n ii9iieeen,
,non Munster Mr.. Mott Smith, uc HAWAIIAN
L w, Hornr de- Lone the Spanish Minister, and
a, Arnires ad interim OF Mexico, Columbia,
Korea Costa Rica. Chill ana RUSSIA.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-30
THEY WANT IMMIGRATION SUSPENDED.

81, Louis Dec. 2o.-Ihe ST. Louis IHoge Oh "-c
1-r,,,d P-o,herhood OF Carpenters and Joiner6 Of
America are preparing petition for presentation 70
Congress asking for the indefinite suspension Oh al
Enumeration into tic United States They urge Us '''
rsaaon for demanding this that their craft Is Dems
greatly damaged by constant stream OF aAeh criminal
"a nsupor recruits lhey ind tlst tie better
in,ospt Is oveglaxed In dealing with uls class ana
49, mat the benevolent and educational hiSutu
,,ons are unable TO provide for them
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-30
crvr,,, ,osrcR.ys,s IMPROVED CONDITION

washington. Dec. Coaching Register iinrfy s''i'H
th,s morning received letter from Miss Rosecrahs
,s,t.n IN the train near Kansas City Monday night,
In which the gratifying information Is given that Gen
trol Rosecrans had rested we'll, had good appetite
and was enjoying his trip The General had Improved
"a nucb that Governor Tooc did not accompany hin
from Chicago. as arranged.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-30
THE prsu CONTEST TO GO on TO-DAY:

Kingston, n. Y. Doc. 30 (SpeciaD.-Judgo iier'l'N
has denied the motion of James Louhaper'. 'ne 40
~aa,1or elcc, in the I'D lister District. fcr writ
~ r,ohlbiton against Judge Parker George H. Bush
odd bs counsel and witnesses, In the matter Of
Ling evidence III, d-p0scs Of the stay, ana me
cose will proceed before Judge Parker ut special
Term here tomorrow morning.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-30

Toreha. KAN Dec. 20.-Regardlns the report ua'
Governor Lewelline nd not enforce the frohDiuo"
law, lie says: TIL people by ther NJ'c' III .,o'o"
-. domons,rot4d tia; they were satisfied with the
p.,tul,o,y Law do not think 1t would be wise for
me T., recommend IT, repeal In my message 70 tie
/ ooi-lature. and SHALL not do IL. The only just
ause for complaint on Prohibition Is rs to ne metA0e
la which Il has been administered sHaI e1lo1"'
The law % the best Of my ability"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-30
GOVERNOR FLOWERS NEWYEAR DAY PLANS

Albany. Dec Ex-Governor Flower viii hold tho
usual public reception at the Executive Chamber on
Monday. January ., from IL to O'Clock, ana IN tho
afternoon from to O'Clock. in the EXECUTIVE Man
sion the Governor and Mrs. Flower and Mrs Scey, VI
New-York VIII receive their personal friehus' i"o
Third Brigade staff will on that day, IN fall uniform,
raw their respects to Governor Flower at the Executive
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-30
CONSIDERING BEFORM OF THE TAX LAWS.

Syracuse, n. V, Dec. % (speclsD.-Ihe JOINT com
r,t1ee OF the State Legislature appointed TO consider
tho subject OF State and local taxation held meeting
Of she Yates House In this city to-day Ihc only
members present were Senator Mcclellan and Assem-
blymen Guenther and otrAnahHD. Judge Ahare"
Hamilton, Of Albany. conducted the examh@tio"
Mr. Mcclellan said that the object OF the session here
WAS to make It easy for central New'i ork Farmers
and manufacturers to state their grievances uiiue.
49,, nr.sont on.rstion of the tax laws Testimony
wss Given by L. S. Bartlett. Of Rouiulu Newton H.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-30
HE Will NOT PAY FOR MESSENGER BOXES.
I tn Editor I The TIL nne.


oir: l. with other subscribers OF The American DIS
drict telegraph Company. have received notice that
So year Will bs charged for messenger call boxes
placed on our premises IN sdhiuon TO the amount TO
no charged for services rendered from time to Tune
II IS understood that the American District leie5!"pn
Corni.any has practically consolidate with the Mutual
Dstrlct Telegraph Company, and now they apparently
propo.e In squeeze the public. ] DC not mo" no"
many boxes they have In the city, but there must
be many thousands The notice strikes me as ohaFao
t.rized by coolness worthy OF the present tempera
tnre This company Is supporting rs wires upon oE
hcii,ee and buildnss. and It's men are daly running
over or roofs and mjuring then While the company
,y nothing FOR tho privileges II has seized '-Acep'
for the way in which they re,i0ss upon private pF9pIH
ihay could not continue ~ business one hCHT, '.oe
aver nv impressions are that The way y ,Nh"h Hi-.
string their wires Il violation OF me Sab"ay law
Do not know whether the public geheruly I-2pcSs
ia ,ibmlt 10 this sort OF impe!tinence or hoi l. lW
ono do not and have given the company houce tuhl
after December II withdraw all authority, express
or imtied for thcin % attach wires to any STRUCTURE
Of mine or % 90 my properly, ana that shalI
LIVER tb,m II Others will 90 the same the wires s'u
tle company Will. in tho language 2l Lindeit loOs'
New.York, Dec 90 1892.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-30

81, Louis Dec 29-Judge Barton Bates, cxJudgc OF
he Supreme Court OF Missouri and one OF the most
prouinent men in Missouri, died yesterday at his home
IN St Charles County Of complication OF diseases IN
.ident TO old age. He had been III several months.
rde ratss was the Oldest Of General Edward Bates
4 this city who AttorneyGenei In President
Incolns Cabinet and the time OF his death la'kcc
only a few days Of being sxty-nlne years OF age.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-30
Nrpn OF NATIONAL, QUARANTINE.

Boston, Dec. oo.-The REPORT Of the committee OF
the Suffolk District Medical Society appointed TO con
slider the question CT the desrabity Of further san
tary legislation for The better prevention Of cholera
cpdcnIcs recommends central National Board oi
Health 10 have all necessary control over immi-
grafton and rgid system Of National quarantine
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-30

heard that "dyv had been captured and taken into
Bridget Ftzgerads barn Mckow went 20 ,bs the
and when he entered startled to ma tna' t,s
rcnt had been killed and was hanging by MS iio
legs from one Of The lafters. The handsome Wlh'o
hair was gone and he was ready for me 9vg", ,os
Bridget saws she cannot imagine how billy" gov
himself into such position.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-30

Of the vote for Electors within ten days after the
state canvass, and ten days more are allowed Tor
notices of contest This time expired yesterday. and
"a no notice hnS been served on Governor, he VIII
Issue certificates 10 one Republican and two fusion
ioctor
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-30

Green OF South Byron; o. IL. Hale, Of North Slo'"
holm; AVIAN Rice, Of Oswegoi b. DiODe' o. h"''o'D
Falls and 4. &. Brundagc. n ''' Na''ip's 'i i'
si.s,.a han said that th, would . De tAr my
$, s,iJp Of the committee. Is The lc,laIitlre mr''
n.sf mouth Tho session Will continue 10 m0rio"'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-30
MARRIED.

GIL-CAULKINs wednesday DegeGbr 2S M AZ REV. ~:
Church Of the Holy Trinity, Brooklyn ps us,,so.
Charles II. Hall d. D., Eugene Eyland seulKhs'
Of Chester, y. j. to Robert CHI Of BrooAlyh, n. r.r.
poTT-WARHURST-At Zion Church, WaPpngerr T.. fsI''
Y december 20, by the Rev. w. H. Pott f m. ~
assisted BY Rcys. f. L. H. Pott ond rIego,SS 70
Nr Ricbard Malcolm Pott, OF New-York.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-30
oELrsRlrIyG A oorDEy1rEDDlyG

Mr. aid Mrs. Richard Dr'uRmcnd, NJ NO '1o "e''
e,gbths celebrated their golden wedding an
Ivar,ry NJ ,~r home last evering The decorations
ye,c 4sandsoaps An orclpegya furnished auracETve
music during rhs evening. The presents were oS'"S
and numerous.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-30
prprnIICAN ELECToR IN NORTH DAKOTA.

bismarck. y. d.. Dec. 2o-Mr. Wamoers' one OF the
Harrison Electors. viii receive certificate OF election
Notwithstanding the order OF the court to count Ve
se,z precinct. which would, II counted In ume nave
elected all three Weaver Blecimr. Under The state
lav thu Governor Is required to Issue Toclanauo"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-30
A. j. CALKONS.

rvansvnle Ind Dec 2O-A J. COlkons Eitor Of
Tho Mt Vernon SUM-" did In that city yesterday. Of
paralvss lie was prominent Republican ard member
of the Grand Army OF the Republic.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-30
CONGRESSIONAL CONTEST IN ILLINOIS.

Joliet. Ill.,, Dec. 29.-Attorneys representing Lewis
sterart nemD have served a formal notice OF con
,- on Robert A. CEid,. whose election Tor congress
IN tho yIlIth District is claimed on the Official count
-, o,.., votes Tho notice contains thirty
~ eii.gotians NJ fraud in voting and making up
.efu
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-30

When baby was sick. we gave her CastoIe
When she was a Child she cried for Castoria'
When slo became Miss, she chung 10 CesIoria,
When she had children. she gave them Cos"r'a'
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-30
VHEELNEN IN CONVENTION.

MEN FROM ALL PARTS OF THE STATE AT THE
MEETING.
wheclmen from all parts OF the state assembled
at the Grand Union Hotel yesterday evening to attend
the semi-annual convention Of the New-iork State
Division Of the League OF American Wheelmen Charles
: Luscomb. chief consul presided and was assisted
By ylce-Co Charles A. Wood and William II. de
Graef, secretary and treasurer.
The subject Of good roads was discussed and 1t
was resolved to disseminate leaflets on road mixing
tic expense Of such work not to exceed 5000. IL
vas also decided that to all New-York clubs which
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-30

II 4. substannted fact Endorsed BY every one con-
yorsant in the matter that Admra' cigarettes sre maa'
from higher price tobacco and AFFORD 70 cic eo'Su ~
unsror article 70 any other brand the Ameri'
cen market respective Of price.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-30

Few women kill steer but they can eGs ra sS2
ESSENCE OF steers nutriment In Cudohys KICK DRUM
Fluid Beef which inSalids crave
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-30
Liebig Compnny's Extract oil beei'

nlIanitou" the finest sparkling table water ana dn'
ger Champagne in the world Order them Tor tDe h'"
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-30

George Goulet, Ay Brut, lso4. r,.n.s
The highest gaGe Champagne shpptQ HoH f4s"s"
Very Dry, Exquisite BOUQUET
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-30
DIE D.

Notices OF marriages must lie indcrscd With 'un
name and address.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-30
Gpeclal Notices.

Ready! Our 1898 Diaries and
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"King q Natural Table waters
No banquet zen regc' without IT,
Magnetism ana Electricity cure when drugs fail i
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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-30

For improved and economic cookery
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-04-28
Napolini's Error.


Pietro Napolini di Vendetta Pasquarelle
Deserted balmy Italy, the land that loved him
well
And sailed for soft America, of wealth the
very fOHHt
To earn sufficient dollars there to make him
self q count
Alas for poor Pietro. he arrived in winter
time.
And marvelled at the poet who observed in
tripping rhyme
How this New World was genial, and sunny
sort Of cline.
No chance had he for music that's developed
by q crank
No chance had he at sculpture, nor penny in
the bank
The peanut trade was languid and for him
too fun of risk,
He thought the work on railways for his blood
was rather br1Sk.
The sole profession left him TO assuage his
st0machs woe,
1t struck him in meandering the city to and
fro,
Was surely that of shovelling away the rich
mans snow.
And then P. Napolini di Vendetta Pasquarelle
Sought out city thoroughfare, the SWEETEST OF
the swell.
He stole IA shovel, and he found Il broom he
thought would do,
Then rang the massive front-door bell OF
Stuyvesant Depew.
Il wanta shov' da snow" he said, when there
at last appeared
Fitzjohn Augustus Higgins who in Birrning-
ham was reared,
man by all in low estate much hated and
much feared.
Go wi said FitZ, with gesture bold. Yer
cahnt do nothink ere.
Yer bloomin hugly furriner,' he added, with
a snccr.
Hi thinks as 'ow you dagoes is the cuss o
this ere land,
With wuthy citizens like me most starved on
every and.
Hi vows hif I'd me wi at all hid order hout a
troop
Hand send the bloomin' lot o yer cad over
'ccls in soup.
Git hout. yer nahsty grabber yer; hewacuate
the St0Op.'
Then when the snow had melted of, Fitzjohn
Augustus went
And hunlhly asked his master for two dollars
that he spent
In Paying kapOlin di Vendetta Pasquarele;
While Nap went back to Italy, the land that
loved him well,
Convinced that when he sailed that time his
country to fOrsakc,
He must have got aboard the ship when he
half awake,
And got to London. not New York, by some
most odd mistake.
John kcndrick Bangs, in Earpcr's Weekly.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-04-28
What His Cargo Was.

One of the best stories Joe jefferson
tells of his early barn. storming days.
says the Albany Argus, was of the
time when the company. under the
management OF Sol Smith got stranded
in little Mississippi town. and didn't
have enough money TO reach the next
stand where it was to play. Luckily
it was in the summer time, and the
river was full of Hatboats plying TO and
fro with produce and live stock. 1t
was Il case of going the whole hog or
none. So Sol Smith, who was an
eloquent old actor finally prevailed on
the skipper. who was going down the
river with load of hogs. 10 give the
actors free transportation. 1t NAV be
imagined that the tri p was not enjoy
ably spent III such uusavory company,
but actors were not as particular in
those days as they are now. One
evening the tia,boat passed palatial
steamer. the deck filled with elegantly
dressed southern ladies aud gentlemen.
The captain hailed the skipper of the
tiatboal: Nv hat boat is that?" The
Mary Ann jenkins Of Bummerpsort."
And hat kind Of Il cargo nave YOU
got on board? On. not much of
one-only hogs ami ACTORS" The roar
of lau2 hter that went up from the deck
of that steam boat al this announcement
must have made the engineer think
that his boiler had burst