New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-11-27
THE TALK OF TIE DAY.

The Yale boys now think they could successfully
tackle the comet If it should come this way.
Frank. Anyway.-Mr. HoGhkIns-Do you love mo
enough. 10 become mine, Adelaide!
Adclaide-Yes. but / must tell you candidly that
| love Mr. Doremus and Mr. IIipnote great deal
better-(Chcag) News Record.
II Is only rch happy, healthy and youthful Amer.
leans wl) become pessimsts. All others are hned
with the hope OF a good time coming.
GENUS HOMO.
In voice that was sonorous, he yelled college
chorus
TIL, i happiness" he beloved, for with seven
fellows meowed
We are going to paint the town with might and
Mt 3ol
TIL, happiness" he thought, as with the girl he'd
He SAT before the curtain at the play;
An aet!ye genial hfo d good prosP@ctye' WIFE,
Mt 4Ol
~This is happiness. I'm thinking In his chair M
And mohcd ppS or watched the glowing aY crate;
Anu " H'''' ''''' -lchlcago News Record.
"Thc Detroit Tribune tells OF a sunday school
teacher in that clty who delivered earnest little
address T. Der boys the other day on Gn's alseehs
eve. You must always remember she SAID "tnat
the very hairs OF your head arr numbered Where
upon one OF the urchln-, jerking hair OUT OF MS
little blonde head. and holding IL up TO her. asked.
What number is that.' 1t Is such questions as
these that are calculated to upset the theology Of
the most orthodox teacher.
\ senior I'm Western college proposes TO deliver an
Grafton ON commencement day on The Relation Oh
the Whcclbarrow TO American Elections"
WiXiam Wood 81 Camden Y. j., Accidentally fell
into the river the other day. and in his surprise
at once began yelling Where am at"
McGobb', Excuse Police Commissioner McGobO.
how did 1t happen that You Jet raNhs Iunaur , I.
around tcrrori.ng people on your beat Tor "Ao"
Officer McGobb- sure. thought he was some ieHy
payin' lection i.-tlndanapolis Journal
The object OF Count Tolstois rmcred visit to TINS
country next spring is 80 To live with ire iarmeTs "
study their methods of agriculture and stock raishs'
10 become acquainted with the people Of America VINO
cultivate the soil"
AN AMERICAN SOVEREIGN TALKS
The German Emperor and man. ,o,,
Within the self->amc year we're bOrns
Beneath the self-samr shy,
Upon the selfsam" morn.
\ kaiser he OF high estate
And !. the usual chance OF hte'
III, father WAS prince and mine
Why. just a farm"r-tha Is all.
stars s,ui stars, although some snns
And ,omc roll hid IN midnsht's pail.
But argue, cayl all You can,
My Sire was just rs good man.
The German Emperor and
Fat. drink ana sleep The self Same way'
For bread is bread and pie Is pie
And kng. eat but thrice a day
And sleep viii only come In those
Whose mouth, and siomachs are not loes
rise al siN and - 10 work.
And ne M five and does the same.
We both have cares cannot shirk,
Mine for loved ones; his for fame.
lie may live best, cannot tel
I'm sure wish the Kaiser We'll.
have a wife, and has he
And yet II pictures do not err,
As far Il, human sight can see.
Mine Is by long odd twice as falr
Not for an empress and her crown
And so the Emperor and
ON this one point could neer agree;
Moreover. We Will never try;
Ills frau suit, him and mine suits ma
And though his SOn' one day may rule,
Mine stand \ In the public school,
50 let the Kaiser have his sway,
Bld kings and nations tumble down.
! have my freedom and my say
For l. unknown to fame van
Live where each man Is emperor ,,,.
Brunswick Me-, man recently paid for suit d
clothes with 1900 cents. which weighed iwen'yoas
pounds.
His Little slips engaged for evening parity
II Is not quite time for us TO start yet, Is IT, -
IIeNo Miss Daisy. but am always early. ine
early bird. you know catches the, ovIte
that comet, Miss Daisy. they say can be- seen lu''o
distinctly with "A good opera glass.-Chicago Tribune.
There Is a brick famine In Chicago. Last play '"o
price was ri 30 thousand. and now II Is tlo' ons
cause was the wet weather last spring. winch pre-
vented the manufacture Of bricks. Then the Mi"au'
kee fire has drawn of Il large supply TO that Guy,
while the demand In Chicago has been vastly
by the Worlds Fair. The Art Building alone 'o'@
10000 900 brick.
For Particular Purpose. -Clerk--What size STOCK,
Ing de- you want
Wic-A About No. 30. guess. 80,
Clcrk-why, my little man. you can't wear hrger
Size than 4. - ,.,, "a
WllIe-These are for Christ mas.-lThe Clothier aaa
Funisheg.