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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13
APOLOGY FOR WOMAN.

We low that woman war made from RIB
of Adams, but shucksl Her brains
Are higglety-picklety, kos odds and e-end
Fixed up from his remains;
But-the Lord made 'em
1t war by accident, though, we air thinkin'
He can't be proud Of the job,
With such tongues as they have been given
Ter gossip an scold an sob;
But-the Lord made 'em.
It war q woman, We know, who gossiped
In Eden with Satin hisse'f;
They're just plumb sure to spread all the
news
An make 1t fore they're lef;
But-the Lord made 'em.
'Taint safe to trest wimmin with nuthin'
Tell everythin' they know;
For they hain't got no sense ter reason
An do change their minds so;
But-the Lord made 'em.
They sets thareselves up on principle,
Frustratin' of the men;
'Gainst jestice and emmy enjyment,
Nine OF 'em out o. ten;
But-the Lord made EN-
they're so unreasonable, thar answer Is
because it's" to every why.
Some acts one way an some another;
We 'uns can't track 'em-don't try;
But-the Lord made 'em.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13
WINTER BLOOMING MORNING GLoRIEs.

81 was thoroughly disguised with
them last Winter" says writer In
"Success with Flowers" for November,
''as Q package of seed bought in the
early Winter, advertised as the dwarf
variety Winter bloomers, and some
thing new and grand, proved to DO
only the common Morning Glory,
growing to scraggy vines and produc-
ing a few sicEly looking flowers, and L
resolved to have nothing more to do
with it in the future. But L have found
since that 1t was simply because the
seed wns purchased from An unreliable
dealer. A package of seed marked
Convolvulus Minor was sent me not
long ago, by florist that can al,Odys
be depended upon, and 1 carelessly
planted few seeds. as L thought 1
knew from experience just what they
were. Well, those little plants have
been q perfect surprise; the dear little
dwarfs began to bloom when about six
inches high, their bright blossoms
peeping from the green leaves all day,
instead of q few hours in the morning,
like the old variety"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13
Earm Notes.

The garden, the truck patch and the
orchard should furnish the farmer with
fully one-half OF his living, IL proper
care Is taken with each to secure the
best products in good season.
Pasture the rye. II it Is growing. due
to the warm weather. The rye will
not be injured thereby unless the
ground Is wet Rye provides green
food when it can be had from no other
source
The presence OF two or thrse in
ferior cows in a herd affects tho aver
age profit OF the whole. II dairying 10
to be conducted ss q paying business
the most important requisite Is good
cow in place OF An Inferior one.
buy the Best and Breed Better." is
the heading of au editorial In the Jer-
sey Bulletin. 1t is axIomatic and good
enough for u motto. without comment.
The man who obeys the injunction is
on the great highway of progress and
cannot fail TO succeed.
Every farmer should raiCe pigs
and cure his own bacon. There Is no
meat equal to that produced at home.
You will at least know what you are
eating" which Is a valuable point in
favor OF home-raised meat, AS only
healthy, thrifty stock will be used for
the home supply.
Lime has the advantage OF being
beneficial at all seasons, though its
effects in the soil may not be i'm
mediate. 1t never Injuries land. II
properly applied. and though It's re-
suits may be unsatisfactory at first
yet the effects are lasting. the lime sp-
piled this year proving beneficial ir
the future. Lime is cheap and should
be used freely.
The handspring OF farming is the
| seed. 1t is more important to secure
good seed than TO prepare for its re
ception in the soil The failure o.
| seed to germinate may cost the far
mer the loss of an entire crop. The
seed is something that the farmer
should carefully examine now, before
| spring opens. by testing it in boxes o
earth under glass.
Flowing and preparing the grount
| for corn may be done at any time
when the ground is not frozen The
| better the preparation OF the grount
the more plant-food available for tn,
| young corn in the spring. This Is al
excellent time for turning up the cut
worms, as exposure to frost destroy
them. Flowing also permits the frOs
To pulvarize the clods.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13
German
Syrup"

we are SIX In lam
AFarmer at ily. We live in a
place where we are
Ioo''' ~' subject to violent
Says: Col ds and Lung
Troubles. I have
used German Syrup for six years
successfully for Sore Throat, Cough,
Cold, Hoarseness, Pains in the
Chest and Lungs, and spittingup
Of Blood. l have tried many differ
eut kinds of cough Syrups in my
time, but let me say to anyone want
ing such medicine-German Syrup
is the best. That has been my ex-
perience. If you use it once, you
will go back to it whenever you
need it. 1t gives total relief and is
a quick cure My advice to every
one suffering with Lung Troublesis
Try it. You will soon be con-
vinced. In all the families where
your German Syrup
IS used we have 10 John
trouble with the r,,L,,,
Lungs at all 1t is
the medicine for this ,o.
country. .
c. c. GREEN. Sole Man'fr. Woodbuly,NI
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13
A Dull Week For News.

you must excuse me for my lack
of interest this week." writes the Dry
Forks correspondent, addressing tho
editor of the county paper. He then
gives the following paragraphs:
Rain.
Picnic Wednesday.
Preaching at Round Pond Sunday.
During the services Zeb Phillips
dropped his pistol on the floor. 1t
went off and killed him.
Wheat didn't turn out SO mighty
well.
Chicken cholera.
Measles.
Whooping cough.
Old man Blue and his wife have
parted.
Tobe Walker killed II coon.
Mat Morris shot himself Friday. He
would have left a wife to mourn his
loss, but she died last summer.-The
Arkansas Traveller.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13

TIE annual report of the first assist
ant postmaster-general on the subject
of salaries ami allowances will show
that the adjustment of presidential;
postm astars' salaries in effect July l,
1891, resulted in 12S Offices being as
signed to the first class, 602 to the See
ond class and 2, 25i to the third clase.
making a total Of 1854 presidential
offices July l. 1891. This Is q net IN
crease of IL first class, 50 second
class and 1SS third class Off es, the ag-
gregste amount OF presidential salaries
being s., ,047, 100, or an increase Ct $434 {.
30 as compared with 1890.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13

There Is more Catarrh in this section Of the
coun ~ than all other diseases put together,
md until the last few years was supposed to he
Incurable. For great many years doctors
pronounced 1t local disease, and prescribed
local remedies, and by constantly failing "a
cure uiih local treatment, prOnount ell IL In.
eur BILE. science has proven catarrh To he a
constitutional disra So, and therefore requires
constitutional treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure,
ma nufactured +. j. Cheney Co, Toledo
ohio, is the only constitutional cure on the
market. Ii Is taken internally In doses from
IL drops to q teaspoOnful. It acts directly upon
the blood and mucous surfaces of the system
They offer one hundred dollars for any case II
fails to cure. Send for circulars and testi
monIals. Address,
-. CHENEY & co, Toledo, o.
krSOld by Druggists, T5c.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13
DYSPEPSIA.

No other form OF Infispnsitinn occurs so ire
auently with adults, rs well as with children,
as dyspepsia (weakness of digestlonl. No other
man TESTS itself by so many different symp-
toms, and Is consequently mistaken for
some other disorder. No other has
more serious results IL neglected, and vet
no other is more easily cured than socallet
indigestion IL occurs with babies and teeth
ing children and with grown persons particu-
larly In consequence Of a cold ON the stomach,
(catarrh) caused by wet feet, improper diet or
ptemperance In eating OF drinking. The use
of ley beverages is particularly dangerous in
this respect. 1t manifests itself at htst by loss
OF appetite, aversion to certain kinds OF food,
desire to vOmit, coated tongue, parched lips
aud sharp pains Just above ami between the
ewes IL the trouble continues for any length
Of time, the patients grow thin and weak, and
and in consequence become peeylsh and mo
rose IL the disease Is confined TO the stomach
II is usually accompanied by constipation III
it extends into the intesiines, as ls often the
case will children diarThna setS in which Is
extremely weakening. IL the disease i neglect
ed IN the beginning the pain over the eyes IN
cTeaSes TO such an extent with grown persons
that the symptoms resemble those of intamma-
tion Of the bowels or Of the brain. More or less
violent att Icks of fever almost always accom-
pany weak digestion. and frequently tho
cause of the disease Is sought anywhere else
than In the stomach, which has become rebel
lious I'm CONSCIENCE Of cold or an improper diet.
reached with the aid OF the st Bernard Eego-
table Pills. which are prepared from the hrTbS
! OF tn" Swiss Alps: he pills contain an ertrAet
/ OF these herbs. which act rs tonic and At the
same time healing and strengthening. II agrees
with the most delicate constitution, and Tr-
news the power of digestion In the stomach and
cUnseaurntIy the appetite In q wonderful man
ncr. The ST. Bernard Vegetable Pills can bs
obtained of any nrst-class druggist II your
| nard' Box 2ll6, New York City. and ysu vii
| receive same postpaid by return mail.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13
Syrup OF Figs,

Produced from the laxative and nutri-
tious juice of California fgs, combined
with the medicinal virtues Of plants
known to be most beneficial to the
human system, acts gently, on the kid
neys, liver and bowels. effectually
cleansing the system, dispellIng colds
and headaches, and curing hsbitusl
constipation.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13
Dyspepsia

Caused me almost untold suffering. felt mis-
cradle and nervous. Ny stomach would hardly
di est bread and milk. But soon after began
taking Hood Sarsaparilla had better appe-
tite, and could not only eat well but had
No Distress Aftcrtcdrd.
am so glad am better, for feared I never
should get well. My nursing baby, too, seems
tn be better than ever, and | tell folks
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13
A JEWEL OF A WIFE.

'I'm afraid your wife never Tides up
things about the house, john" said the
husbands mother.
"And like her all the better for 1t, ="
said the son. enthusiastically. 81 like
her all the better for 1t. 1 can always
flnd my slippers and my hat just where
l leave 'em, which 1 could never do
wien / was at hOme.'
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13
A Capitalist.

"Where did you spend your vaca-
ton, anyway, SMITH" asked Jones'
casually.
"SPent it at home," replied Smith
couldn't afford to go anywhere this
year."
"ls that SOP" said Smith, promptly.
"fou're in luck, old man. Lend M.
hve dollars, will you?'-SomerviIle
Journal.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13

Mr. J. L. Hornklein, Dallas City. ILL.,, writes.
Your letter is received. The st. Bernard Veg
etable Pills are the best pill have ever used.
They cause no gripping, and therefore pre-
fer them to any other pill. Enclosed tn @
IN ont-y for one do zen boxes, which are for my
personal use.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13

Cann's Kidney Cure for
Dropsy, Gravel, Diabetes, Bright's,
Heart, Urinary or Liver Diseases, Nerv-
ousness, &c. Cure guaranteed. S3l
Arch Street, Philad'a. 81 bottle, 8
for s5, or druggist. 1000 certificates OF
cures, Try it.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13
cArJA rJIy RIrTps FOR FooD

CALIA LILY BULBS FOR FOOD.
The Gala lily has long been highly
esteemed for its beautiful waIen flow
ers, but Washington paper announc IS
a new discovery in regard to its use as
An edible root:
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13
THAT INTERCHANGEABLE RING.

lsabella-This ring that Charlie gave
me is very pretty, but it Ii too
tight
Arabella-Well. you see, your fingers
arc somewhat stOuter than Alice Pom
sonby's.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13
A WIDOWS WEALTH.

Plu umduff-Has that charming widow
any property
Ketchum-Yes, considerable.
Plumduff-Real estate or persOnalp
Northumberland. She has sig
children.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13
THE QUALITIES OF HEROINE

THE QUALITIES OF HEROINE.
so you have written a noveIpn
yes"
HAS Your heroine satin skin vel
Ses as iashes' and hair like threads Of spun
eyes"
Us her name Gwendolinepn
\, Ihen don't see why it shouldn,.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13
SHE WAS STYLISH.

Clara-Did you graduate with dis
tinction when you left cOllegep
Stella-I should think sol l was the
orly ylish girl in nv class.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13

The annual amount Of sawed lumbei
OF this country, if put on a train OF
cars, would constitute Q train 25.OOP
miles long.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13

'what 1t costs" must be carefully consid-
cred by the great majority OF people, IN buying
even necessities. Hoods Sarsaparilla COM
bines positive economy with great medicinal
power IL Is the only medicine OF which can
truly be said 100 Doses Ons Dollar"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13
FREEZING.

'Couli you not, If you tried, grant
ne a p ace i'm that icy heart OF yOursP''
"My heart may he OF ice, as you say,
Mr.. Shopleigh. But all the same, l
IN not In the cold storage bus!-
pess."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13

olIDYIlDE j, Jacob Genscheimer, Of Clay
tut UOEs ton, n. j., have been thorOu III
ly cured of my rupture by DIR. j. B. Mayer, S3l
Arch ST., Phila. do the hardest kind Of lit
ing and wear no truss. Go 10 ses him. DIR.
Mayer also gives treatment At Hotel Penn,
Reading, Pa. on the I'd Saturday and follow
ing Sunday of each month.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13

Use DIR. HoxsIss Certain Group Cure. the only
remedy In the world that will cure . violent
Ease OF Group in half an hour. No opium.
soid by druggists ur mailed on receipt Of 60sts.
Address A. r. Hoxsis. Buffalo, N. Y.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13

There is brand of humility more Of
fensIve than the arrogance 1t usually
accompanies.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13
NEEDED A BRACER.

Young Author-But don't you think
my humOr Is delicatep
Old Critic-Oh, veryl Why don't you
take tonic for it.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13
Hoods SarsapariIla

makes him strong, and that he gets more OF IL
than do He Is 10 months old, plump and fat
and weighs 30 pounis." MRS. F. b. LEONARD
Soughtage Street, Louisville, Ky.
Be sure to get Hoods Sarsaparilla.
HOOPS PILLS cure liver Ills, constipation,
biliousness, jaundice, sick headache, indiges-
ton. Id by all druggists. Price 25 cents.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13
A DIET STATEMENT.

Old Man-AIe you contracting many
debts noWp
Young Aan--No, sir; I'm expanding
them.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13

DIR. SWANS PAsTILEs Cure female Weakness
eS; his Tablets cure chronic cons stipation
Samples Tree. DIR. Swan, Beaver Dam, Wis
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13

For bronchial, Asthmatc e and Pulmonary,
Complaints, ''RrotCn's bronchial Tr' ches'
have remarkable curative properties. Sold only
ia bOres.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13

Desirat le suite fer a bachelor-Nice
girl with income enough for two.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13
FOUR YEARS MARRIED.

FOUR YEARS MARRIED.
'sBlusher is the most bashful man 1
ever knew"
swell, how on earth did he ever
come tn get married?"
''He Is too bashful to refuse"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13

1t Is well to be dethroned befors m.
Las l eone anything to deserve dethrone.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13

1t does not require an artist, only .
politician, to draw party lines.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13

There is law maxim that equity fol-
lows the law, which may be true. but
she doesn't always oveftake it.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13

"With meney comes poor relations. -
But poor relations never come with
mOney.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13

Al the year round
is the time when DIR. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery works the best.
1t purities the blood.
It's not like the sarsaparillas,
which claim to do good in March,
April, and May; you can depend
upon it di,odys. That's why 1t Is
guaranteed. If it doesn't benefit or
cure, in every case for which it's
recommended, you have your money
back.
No other medicine of its kind
says as much-but no other does
as much. 1t cleanses, renews and
invigorates the entire system. For
all skin, scalp and scrofulous affec-
tions, as Eczema, letter, Salt-rhcum,
White Swellings, Hip-joint Disease,
and kindred ailments, it's pOsitioe
cure.
The proprietors of DR.. Sage's
Catarrh Remedy offer $500 for an
incurable case of Catarrh. 1t isn't
mere talk-it's business.
They mean to pay you, if they
can't cure you. But you'll find
that they can.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13

Begins at the foot Of the laddsr-Thl
hOd carries.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13

Many a life has been lost
because of the taste OF cod
liver oil.
If SCOTS Emulsion did
nothing more than take that
taste away, it would save the
lives Of some at least of those
that put off too long the
means of recovery.
1t does more. 1t is half
digested already. 1t slips
through the stomach as if by
stealth. 1t goes to make
strength when cod-liver oil
would be a burden.
Scorr 4 BowsH, Chemists. rs South 9Th Arsaue.
New York.
Your druggist keeps SCOTS Emuision Of eod-iiver
oil-all druggists everywhere do. 81.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13

Dora-How do you know Jimpson
worships the true and the beautifulp
CoIa-He adOres me.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13
Saws an exchange:

WHO SUFFERS with his liver crnstipa tiOn
hi. US ills, poor blood diZZiness-take
6eceham's Pills. OF druggists q cents.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13
(2T@RRE ?sFS!s!s Z! B! 4! (gRE
One Bottle Cures

Stops the dropping In the throat In one week /;
restores the hearing and sense OF smell: re
moves bad breath and headaches. Prepared
by DIR. WIN. b: JONES, Specialist, As n. 18th
ST, Philadelphia, Pa. Sold by druggists or
mailed To any address for 81. Testimonials,
symptom blanks aud advice free. e ears
e1neTience, write.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13

When women go into business silent
will have to be abolished.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13

The boy with the pale moastachs u
Liable TO dye young.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-13
COMPLAOENCY.

S0S Sold by Druggists. 75c.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1892-04-12
DISASTROUS FOREST FIRES.

Raging in the Vicinity of Waterford
Much Timber Property Destroyed.
Special to she Jerses City Neus.
WATERFORD, April 10. 1S92.-The forest
fires in this vicinity are again raging.
1t was thought the flames of Friday had
been extinguished, but they broke out
again.
BY this blaze Conrad Woldrich loses
over 5000 cords of cut cordwood The
fire fighters did not cheek the progress Of
the fire to any great extent, although help
was on hand from Atco, Angora. and
Cedar Brook.
Itfinally succeeded in crossing the little
two-rod road and went roaring through
d great belt of standing oak timber worth
many thousands of dollars and embers
flew before the brisk westerly wind in
all directions.
Que freak of the fire was when it
jumped over the large house OF Samuel
Garrison and burned his outbuildings.
At sunset the wind went down.
At late hour last night it was thought
the fire was completely under control in
a small belt of oaks. At Elwood another
fire destroyed much timbe property.