New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-11-06
THE TALK OF THE DAY.

People In the churches who have been disturbed BY
tho higher criticism Of the Bible will be glad to know
that the question Is settled for good and all clergy
man read an essay before Philadelphia clergymeu
on Monday, in which he defined the higher criticism a.
positive rotten comparative rottener ard supcrativs
rottenest." And then he proceeded to have lots OF
fun with tho higher critics. by showing up their absurd
ignorance in q way that pleased his auditors very
much.
Nine. Traplno-You told me, sir, that all ! had 70
and the fruit stains would disappear. Well did 50
last Ilsht.
40 # was the tsbiecoth that disappeared i--1n-
| transigeant.
Eight years ago, while a Philadelphia was try
ing on a suit OF clothes In q clothing store. some
one stole his watch The suit he bought was worn
out years ago, but the suit he brought against the
propretos for the value OF his watch Is still as GOOD
as new
There was a litter from the ranls as the captain
OF the Young ladies' Marching Club turned TO salute
the reviewing party .... ,,,or,o,, ,,rcs- ru,,,ns
on her most military air and growing REQ IN ue
some faces were -trai ghtened and Others grew more
convulscd In response 10 this order.
suppressed gtggie or two reached the ears of the
commander. who grew rcdder SUI.
But The captain rushed up to the second platoon
and remarked In hoarse whisper
say. Laura is my back hair coming down.
And the line swept on.-(Detroit tribune
You should take exercise said doctor,
according 10 1.-THE Boston Transcript
More exercise exclaimed the patent. "P m"s
you are not aware that belong tc an athletic club
and the Episcopal church
SO soon.-"O, Louise!' exclaimed Miss wallnower,
What is iti' asked Miss wallnowers dearest
I've had three offers Of marriage this week o,,,
nd 1xnOW last he
OF money !'-(P,tsburg Chronicle.
The Rev. Mr.. Arsy. the Methodist minister. Of
Michigan, who gave up preaching few months ago
go the turf. has left the turf In order
60 into the ministry again.
TO THE MODERN GIRL.
A mans man for a that.'-Burns.
What tho asayed. fair renegade,
In tailor-madc and " that,
Close fitting skirt OF scanty grit
In boil shirt and a. that
What tho you thus appear - trit2-
so tall and slim and a tn->
What's man that you should mimic mm'
girls girl for a that
What tho You wear full short the hsiR
Assume the air and a. that;
What tho in coat and vest and air
You ape the men and . that;
With fourth hand and ~ that.
Yolli understand 1t by and by
girls girl for a that
suspcnders too. of vivid blue
Or other hue and a that
Immodest girl, you do not hide
But wear outside and n that
You're no, to inferior,
OF course you're not and n thaL
But dress is quite exterior
A girls girl for a that.
And would you smoke the cIgarettcf
And would you bet AMI a that
And would you don the walking suck'
Raise merry nick and n that
And would yOu your knee PROPOSE
To vulgar man and n that
WHY any clever fellow knows
4 GIRLS girl for a that.
You follow Fashions ups and downs
In hats ard gown and a that
You're wondrus fcklc with your frowne
And smiles and wiles and a that.
Yet. lucky lass, that owns the earth
You naughty. naughty autocrat-
You pith o. nonsense, pride o. WORTH
We love you for a that.
driving :. Cnderhill, In Culp*
"Nop said Boston girl In sneetcar the o'nss
day. 81 can't go to Modise's TO see the mats VIZ
YOU. much ms should like to. 1t would make me
late 10 NV vcrmicelli lesson "IIave you learhea
hash yet ;, "Oh. ideally. exquisite diviney'
never dreamed what hash might be before
More Informatlon.-Tom what Is spec"
Wr tight occurs when some other follow Is i ne
victim OF misfortune that would Otherwise ''
happened TO yoursen.-Qndianapols Jouriai
"The Congregatonalls" of Boston, has foi'o w.,
the fashion set BY many religious sceiiun',
rary and trade journals by tiscarding inc pi'n
sheet and coming out in magazine FORM ohae' ,'
able and discriminating cdorshlp Of the Kew pr' ~.
f. Dunnlng the paper Is taking high rank among th'
journals OF Its class
roryb To Denress Him." what weighs down
your sp tits SO this morning, deari' inquired the WIG
tendcrly. ID. A., ,roat statesman
YEARLY Of the terrible strain II Is on eno s, msn
to have to live up TO 1,Dbo namesahes' S"''-s
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