The Republican journal., 1892-05-26

son of mine is no FOOL ''What makes YOU
think 500? asked the young mans uncle.
Because fools rush in where angels fear to
tread and Augustus hasn't energy enough
to rush anywhere"
Ugly and Hateful,
but I couldn't help it. Everything went
wrong with me, and l thought I hadn't
friend in the world dyspepsia caused this,
and for months | couldn't eat anything, and
Just suffered in misery till [ used Sulphur
Bitters Three bottles cured NED Leac5s,
% BOREDOM Street, Boston, Mass. 2w20
A fifty-cent piece, my son, with hole in
it will not pass current, which shows that
the half is better than the hole.
Bucklen's Arnica salve.
THE BEST SALvE in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores, letter, Chappel Hands, Chilblains,
Corns, and all Skin Eruptions, and positive
ly cures Piles, or no pay required. 1t is
guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction
money refunded Price % cents per box.
For sale by K. III. Moody.
There are so many people who think that
other peoples eyes need doctoring because
they cant see straight themselves.
Miles, Nerve Liver pills.
Act on a new MISUNDERSTANDING the
liver stomach and bowels M1ough the ne17,es.
A new discovery. Dr. Miles Pills speedily
cure biliousness, bad taste, torpid liver,
piles, constipation. unequaled for men,
women, children. Smallest, midest, sur
est. 80 doses, 25 cts. Samples Free, at r.
H. Moody's Drug Store.
1t is curious how a woman who screams at
a mouse is not startled by millinary bill
that makes a man tremble.
For Over Fifty Years.
AN OLD AND WELL-TRIED REMEDY. Mrs.
Winslows Soothing Syrup has been used for
over fifty years by millions of mothers for
their children while teethng, with perfect
success. 1t soothes the child softens the
gums allays all pain, cures wind collie, and
is the best remedy for Diarrhua 1t is pleas
ant to the taste. Sold 10y druggists in every
part of the world. Twenty-Five cents Il bot
tie. Its value is incalculable. Be sure and
ask for Mrs. Wnslow's Soothing Syrup, and
take no other kind. lyric
His Lordship. $50 She says | am Wiz
ened up little apology for man?'' She.
yes; bnt | have accepted the apology"
Coughing Leads to Consumption.
Kemp's Balsam will stop the cough at
Some one is telling us how to roll an UNI
brella. If he would tell MS how to keep one
it would be more to the point.
LANES FamlIy Medicine Moves the Bowels
Each day. Most people need to use it.
An anti-cranb bill has been introduced in
Congress. The farmers boy will be anxious
to know if it includes a grindstone.
Little GlrlS Experience In Lighthouse.
Mr., and Mrs Loren Prescott are keepers
of the Coy. Lighthouse ut Sand Beach, Mich.
and are blessed with a daughter four wears
old. Last April She was taken down with
Measles, followed With "A dreadful Cough
and turning into a Fever Doctors at home
and at Detroit treated her, but in vain, she
grew worse rapidly, until she was a mere
handful of bones. Then she tried Dr.
King New Discovery and after the use of
two and half bottles, was completely
/ cured. They say DIR. Kings New Discovery
is worth its weight i'll gold, yet you may get
Il trial bottle free at il. H. Moodys Drug
Store.
Some men always prefer hard work to a
/ light Job. They would rather hold a $50
pound girl to d 15-round baby.
The First Step.
| Perhaps You are run down, can't eat can't
sleep, can't think, can't do anything to your
satisfaction, and you wonder what ails you
/ y GU should heed the warning. you are tax
ing the first step into Nervous Prostration
| You need Nerve Tonic and in Electric Bit
| tiers you will find the exact remedy for re-
I storing Your nervous system To us normal,
/ healthy condition. Surprising results follow
| the use of this great Nerve Tonic and Alter
alive. Your appetite returns good digestion
/ Is restored, and the Liver and Kidneys re-
sumo healthy action Try ii bottle. Price
soc. at r. II. Moody's Drug Store.
How is your father coming ono" asked
Col. Yerger of darkey he used to own be-
fore the war He am dead!' "Dead, is he :?
He must have reached an advanced age"
/ SO n q did dat for fac Ha Thin to
de berry day of his def
Sudden Deaths.
Heart disease is by far the most frequent
cause Of sudden death, which in three out of
! four cases is unexpected. The symptoms are
not generally understood. These are: a
habit of lying on the right side, short breath,
pain OF distress in side, back or shoulder,
/ irregular pulse, asthma, weak and hungry
/ spells, wind i'll stomach, swelling of ankles
or dropsy, oppression, dry cough and smoth-
erng. DIR. Miles illustrated book on Heart
Disease, free at Il. H. Moody's, who sells and
| guarantees Dr.. Miles unequaled New Heart
! Cure and his Restorative Nervine, which
cures nervousness, headache, sleeplessness,
effects of drinking, etc. 1t contains no
4 oplatts.
''My son, no one succeeds who is ALWAYS
at the foot II think, father, you make a
, mistake when You put forth that assertion
How SOP Because you forget the chiro-
p"dist next door, whoi is making money hand
| over fist
startling Facts.
The American people are rapidly become
ing race of nervous wrecks, and the fol-
lowing suggests the best remedy: Alphonso
tempting, of Butler, Pa, swears that when
his SON was speeches. from st. Vitus dance,
DR.. Miles great Restorative Nervne cured
him: Mrs. j. r. Miller, of Valparaiso and
j. ID. Taylor, of Logansport, Ind, each
gained 20 pounds from taking it. Mrs H. A
Gardner, of Vistula, Ind. was cured of 10 to
80 couvulsions day, and much headache
dizziness, backache and nervous prostration
by one bottle Trial bottles and fine book
of marvellous cures, free at II. H. Moody s
Drug Store, who recommends and guaran-
tees this unequaled remedy.
BOardman Hall Weds
A quiet wedding took place in Allston