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The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

throw the political pity in Kansas
which believes in reputation, the
quicker will your state regain the conf
dence of the country, and the prosperi-
ty which must follow"
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06
Incompetent.

Judge: You say you want divorce Nor
cruelty?
Sad Man: Yes, y'r honor
Judge: Now. see here! How coulds lit
tie Bit of woman like that be cruel to a
great big fellow like you?
Sad Man: guess, y'r honor, I'll with
draw the suit and wait few gears.
Judge: What for?
Sad Mans I'll wait until you've been
married little while, y'rself.
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

A Victim of House. Cleaning.
Missionary: Was it liquor that brought
you to this?
Imprisoned Burglar: No, sir, it was
house cleanin'-spring house cleanin', sir.
Missionary: Eli? House cleaning?
Burglar: Yessir. The woman had been
house cleanin' and tn stair carpet was up,
and the folks heard me.
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

Tho Only One Ever Printed--Can You Find
the Word?
There 10 3-inch display advertisement
in this paper this week which has no two
words alike except ono word. The same 10
true of each new one appearing each week.
from the DR.. Harter Medicine Co. Thi.
house places Crescent" on everything
they make and publish. Look for il, send
them the name of the word, and they will 70.
turn you Book, BEAUTIFUL LITHoGRAP1s q
SAMFIKs FREE.
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

Justice Flynn: What's the charge, officer:
O'Rourke: Breakin' the Sunday aw, yer
amer? Justice Flynn: Hows that! o.
Rourke: Sure, he was tryin' 70 get into Cas-
sidy's saloon By de front dare instead of de
family entrance.
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06
A Sensible Girl.

He (timidly: Now that we are engaged |
Il presume l inay-may kiss you as much
as please, nayn'tl
She (encouragingly): Yes, indeed, make
the most of your time, dear. There's no tell
ing how long an engagement will last now
a-days, you know.
New York Weekly.
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

When Baby was sicA, We gave her Castoria.
Whca she was Child she cried for Castor \
When she became Miss. she chung to Castoria,
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

That terrible fall which dislocated the
Kaiser's knee-cap did not even jar the toggle
Joint of his tongue. Man, imperial man, il
indeed wonderfully made.
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

Mrs. Bloobumper Indicating passer-by:)
That man is dressed to kill. Bloobumper
(adrniringly): What discernment you have,
my dear! That Is DR.. Paresis out making
professional calls.
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

Heard at Bar Harbor.-First Chappie: Do
you want to look very swagger, indeed: Sec
ond Chappie: Yes: how shall do it? SECT
a hand painted shirt front it Is French"
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

links: 1t costs Waite pretty steeply for
board at his new place, doesn't it? Filkins:
Yes, but nothing to what it costs him for his
side-board.
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

"Tm going to stop the study of Brown
ing" said the Boston girl What for!" in
quired the other, Mortified. well, here @
late sometimes Imagine l understand wha
he mears."
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

Says zn exchange: "fVith money cone
roor relations" But peer relations neSel
camevTith money.
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

Talk of paying as you "a. Isn't the
whole solar system one tremendous borrow
ing? Don't the moon and planets borrow
all their light from the SUM-" "Yes, but then
they have the advantage of going to one that
can always make the needed rays
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

Joyce: The theatre is wonderful power
for good Royce: ] should say so. Jag
lets went out and signed the pledge the other
night after seeing serpentine dance.
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

Someone suggests that Queen Victoria
might coLfer garters upon the itinerant
Worlds Fair Commissioners. The subject is
elastic enough for discussion.
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

Mistress: Did you post the Letter? Maid:
Yes, Senora-. Mistress: Then why have
you brought me back the Is centin es I gare
you for stamp? Maid: / slipped it into
the box when they weren't looking.
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

Gay circles naturally indulge in rounds OF
pleasure.
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

''Well, this is cell Oh me-" said the coz
Wet, despcndently, as the warden turned the
KEY in his door.
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

The person who is chased by bear has
proof positive that troubles a'brewin'.
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

1t is stated that in many of the seaside no
tells the chief end of the waters existence Is
becoming the tip end
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

The world is full of men who never forget
a promise that is made to them.
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

He: Do you think We ought to take the
chaperons along2 She- VIII It be at all
dangerous: He. Well, the yacht may cap
size. She: Then take them aleng by all
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

81 beg to disagree with you," remarked
the green apple TO the small boy.
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

A lady has written book on how to yawn
properly in society. She should also address
q few words to the man who does the talking.
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

Offenders against the law are usually ar
rayed in breaches of the peace.
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

sIhsvs found your B.adycrotine . sure cure
foe headaches" 4 p. Hanks. Mountain Peak,
TexAA.
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

Theatre Manager Ito departing spectator.
Beg pardon, SIR, but there are two more acts
''Yes. know it: that why am going.''
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06
A Victim of House-Cieauinr.

The spoon craze pervades the watering
places. It takes only two to make full set.
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

The young man behind tile ribbon counte
is not necessarily modest just because
turns all colOrS.
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

Professor: Dido ct forte dux. FIcshle
They must have been awful little ducks G
els she was awful hungry.
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

When women 60 into business silent part
nerships Will have to be abolished.
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

When Waiting Ksnsaa City Stop at
the Blossom HorsE opposite Union Depot
Tirst Class in every respect, Rates, $50 per
day.
Gable cars to all parts of the city pass the
door,
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

BxEcHAM's Pills are painless and enec-
tual remedy for all bilious disorders. 70 cents
box. For sale by all druggists.
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

II want drink, means one thing in The
country and something else in town.
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

The raw oyster is 8 fine study in open
work.
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

II wonder if q man could see Europe on
g day?' HE could if be had a rich wife,"
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

Waiter: Have a bit of spring chicken,
sir? Guest: Yes. please. And waiter, make
It this spring, please.
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06
Way or Color.

When a mortal does not know what to d.
he proceeds to knit his brow.
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

'<''Who steals my purse steals trash, "
Queted Mrs. Toxnpkins- YES" observed
her husband, land dLess goods samples"
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06
SIS there resident of Paterson in tn

rs there resident of Paterson in tbs
car:" shouted an excited passenger, poking
his bead in the smoking car door. 81 ars
one, said Barkins," rising from his seat.
what is wanted:" Il have here the full
and complete history of Paterson, New Jer.
sey. Seven volumeC For sale C1ly by sub
scription, But his words we're unayailiDg.
Barkirs bad leaped from the train.
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

Two of the hardest things to keep In this
life are q new diary and sharp lead pencil.
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

There is no surer way to get behind tn
bars than to stand too much before them.
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06
A Wise Woman.

1t is we'll to remember that everything fol
lows the man who goes ahead.
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

W. G. Ch~ff-e O.weS", y. T., has bos'
AMI largest Shorthand School on Earth.
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

Mn. W,n.,cw'. Soo'h ne syrup for Chit
dren teething. scftens the gums, reduces infam-
nation. anays pain, cures wind Collie. sc
bottle.
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

When man is half-sea.s-over, his faculties
gre very much abroad.
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

It is not good time to read the Bible
while your wife is out in the rain cutting
stove wood.
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

Little sins'carry big Ones in their Erms.
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

A millionaire has large will power.
The Globe-republican., 1892-06-06

~When answering any Of these advertise
ments please mention this paper.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1892-06-25
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT.

We have made arrangements with
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Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1892-06-25
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Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1892-06-25
AN ORDINANCE

Providing for the use of the of the streets of
the Village Of Perrysburg. Wood County Ohio,
by The ohio Telephone < Telegraph Company
its saccessOrs and assigns, for its lines Of
telephone and telegraph.
SECTION he 1t ordained by the Village
Council of the Village OF Perrysburg. Ohio, that
The Ohio Telephone and Telegraph Company,
it's successors ahd assigns, be and the same is
hereby granted the right, privilege and author
ity. TO erect, operate and maintain its lines OF
telephone and telegraph, including the neces
sary poles. wires and fixtures. upon, along
and over the following streets within the VII
lage Of Perrysburg, Ohio, viz
Upon, along and over the Maumee and West
ern Reserve road from the South-casterly line OF
thence along Seventh street to NJ ulberry street,
thence along Mulberry street to Second street,
thence along ,hs wss street 70 Wsst
Westerly line OF the Village.
Also upon. over and alsng such other streets
and alleys as will best enable said Company to
accom- modate parties desiring to be connected
with the lines OF said company.
SECTION 1.-The rights and privileges set
ject to the following conditions, viz: All poles
shall be erected under the supervision OF the
Street Committee of said Council OF Village, and
this the p%bs
Use OF the streets, the Village Council may
require said Company TO change the location Of
S%sn s sna hs @ mn
such changes OF location at It's own expense
and the Village shall have the right to establish
and make such regulations with reference to
public safety and protection, as the Village
Council may determine.
SECTION 3,-rhis ordinance shall take effect
and be in force from and after its passage and
legal publication.
Passed Juue 16, 1892
Attest.
I. NJ, FRAYEy, Clerk.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1892-06-25
MARRIED..

On Wednesday evening occurred
one of the prettiest events of the sea-
son at the residence of f. +. Hollen-
beck when his daughter Halle was
united in marriage to NJ. NJ. Hollens
back of Spring field, Mo.
The affair was a very Informal one.
only the Immediate relatives Of the
family being present.
The bride was attired in pale grey
gown, en-traine and carried II large
bunch of pink roses. After the wedding
supper the happy couple left on the
evening train tor short trip to some
OF the eastern cities and the great
lakes. On their return they will! spend
a few days in Perrysburg before leav-
ing for their new home in Springfield.
The bride was the recipient of a
number of beautiful presents and the
best wishes of the JOURNAL go with
them to their new home.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1892-06-25
Very Dead.

About ten members OF the High
school Alumni met at the high-sehON
room on Monday, and after discussing
tho sad realities of life, the trials and
tribulations attending the work of hav-
ing one meeting a year, they unani-
mously adopted the following resoIu-
tion
WHEREAS-We believe that not only
is marriage a failure" but that the
life of the High-school Alumni is also
failure. We feel happy over the
success OF its birth but oar hearts are
filed with mourning over it prospec-
tive future. That it should die for
want of ambition to live, that We are
unable 10 instil into it Il sufficient
quantity of the eliXer OF life to keep it
on its pins another season is indeed sad
and, therefore, be it
Resolred THAT we are satisfied that
neither DR.. Miles Nervine nor Lydia
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound will
be of service at this late day, and we
will therefore pull from under it the
main guy OF hope and allow the insti-
tuition to fall to the earth never to be
resurrected, unless there should be a
"difference in the morning"
To be plain about it, the society il
''ker- busted, by jinks."
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1892-06-25
Big stock Of straw hats just in at
WILLIAMS.

Big stock OF straw hats just in at
WILLIAMS.
Warm weather dress goods In
challies, mulls, India linens pine apple
tissues Bedford cords and surahs at
WILLIAMS.
The place to find nice assortment
Of thin dress goods for the hot weather
is at WILLIAMS
-Gauze underwear for men, women
and children at WILLIAMS
White dress goods in plaids stripes
and plain India's at WILLIAMS
See our lire of mems Summer cloth
ing. A. WILLIAMS
Buy mems and boys straw hats at
WILLIAMS
Very city line OF challies at &c.
and &c per yard. Nice Summer dress
goods at WILLIAMS
Bargains in dress ginghams at
WILLIAMS.
Silk mitts and silk gloves at
WILLIAMS
-Parasols and sun umbrellas at
WILLIAMS
Fans, silk mitts silk laces fine
ruchingsat WILLIAMS.
Bargains in ladies handkerchiefs
at WILLIAMS.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1892-06-25
A Remark u bic offer.

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! The ah,ve really remarkable terms we
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Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1892-06-25
LOCAL NEWS.
Locals in this column 10 cents per line
Another $1,000 winner.

Every one of our special sales this
season have been the biggest kind of
n success and this, our last special
$1,000 suit sale has been II magnificent
success.
A winner from the word go. We
have sold hundreds of these suits at
$1,000 during the past week and every
customer has been delighted. We
have again replenished the stock and
will continue until July 4th to offer
these remarkable bargains. In the
meantime remember, we can supply
your boys at first bargains. Mockett
the Toledo Clothier, 2l3, 2l5 217
Sunni ST., Toledo, o.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1892-06-25
a gaute Kecovers speech.

Alphonce IIemphliug, Of Summit
township, Butler Co., Penn'a made an
affidavit that his twelve year old son,
who had had st, Vitus Dance for twelve
years, lost his speech, was completely
cured after using three bottles of DR..
Miles Restorative Nervine, and also re-
covered his speech. Thousands testify
to wonderful cures from using 1t for
nervous diseases, dyspepsia, nervous
debility, dullness, confusion OF mind
headache, etc. Four doses of this Ner-
vine cured Mira. W. Il. Buns, South
Bend. Ind, who had been suffering
with constant headache for three
months. Trial bottle and elegant book
free ut a. Il. Champneys'
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1892-06-25
PERSONALITIES.

Leonard Daniels OF HaslSins was In
town Friday.
Mrs. d. p. Ostevhout is visiting her
father In Ottawa.
Mrs. Reither visited her daughter In
Toledo over Sunday.
Fred Finkbeiner OF Bowling Green,
was in town Tuesday.
Fred Pomeroy and wife Of ofAshtabula,
are visiting friends here.
Mrs. G. VanNorman visited relatives
In Toledo, over Sunday.
Will and George Rheinfrank will 60
TO Ann Arbor this week.
Miss Tupper of the High school
leaves Friday for Chicago.
Mrs. A. Mum of Weston spent Sat
urday with friends in town.
Mrs. H. NJ. Hoover is visiting re-
lativcs in Oberlin this week.
Miss Nellie Adams is spending the
week with friends in Oberlln.
Mrs. Robert Schellinger visited Fred
Hillabrands' family this week.
Frank Thurstin and wife of Bowling
Green, were in town this week.
Mrs. w. Mottram of Ottawa, Kan, d,
visited friends here this week.
Mrs. May Whitmore is the guest of
her parents, j. Chappuies and wife.
Will Champney and wife of Detroit,
came oyer to attend commencement.
Fred VauNorman of Lima, is visit.
ing his brother Charley here this week
II. S. Clegg and wife visited relatives
in Lambertville, Mich, over Sunday
Miss Maggie Shipman Of Weston,
visited friends in Perrysburg this
week.
Miss Ola Ralston of Bowling Green,
spent commencement with Miss Minnie
Perrin.
Prof. A. NJ. Mattison and family OF
Berea, are guests OF Rev. ]. e. Shaw
and family.
G. w. Chapman and daughter, Miss
1nez, are the guests of Z. +. Chapman
and family.
Johnnie Indlek ofsr OF Weston, is
visiting his aunt, Mrs. II. Sattley in
Perrysburg.
Miss Daisy LaFarree of Bowling
Green spent commencement with Mis-.
frankie LaFarrec.
| Archie Ross who has been attending
the University of Michigan, is home
| for the Summer vacation.
Mrs. Clark and daughter Miss Ros,
OF Findlay, who have been visiting the
family OF w. B. Clark, have returned
home.
w. l.. Wight and wife, and daus hter
Miss Sylvia, Of Millbury, attended Com.
mencement and visited with L. N
Sadslcr and wife.
f. 4. Saddler, passenger conductor
OF Columbus, o., accompanied by hi,
wife, son and daughter, attended Com
mencement and are spending the weel
with l. N. Saddler and family.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1892-06-25
III the city.

We have just received some more of
those Irish point laces the same kind
of which we have sold so many and
which every body is wanting. We
have them in both silk and cotton.
We are also making low prices on
black silk grenadines and brocaded
China Crepes to close them ont. Our
sales on summer underwear and hosiery
were never 80 large as ut the present,
because we have the right gools and
prices.
Shirt waists are going very rapidly,
and we sell all the rest in thin wash
goods. We are still selling lots of
silks and fine wool challies aad have a
very choice line of patterns to select
from. Our fans are making quite a
breeze. Come and see US.
Lamson Bros. Toledo, q.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1892-06-25

Just as sure as hot weather comes,
there will be more or less bowel COM
plaint in this vicinity. Every person,
and esp, cially families. ought to have
some reliable medicine at hand for in
stant use, i'm case 1t is needed A % or
so cent bottle of Cbamberlain's Collie,
Cholera and niarrboea Remedy is Just
what yon ought to have and all that
you would need. even For the most Sc
we're and dangerous ca e.. 1t is the
best, the most reliable and most success
full treatment known nnh is pleasant to
take. For sale by A, r. Champney.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1892-06-25
Harry Cook Acquitted.

The case against Harry Cook for
completely in the Whitman robbery
was brought up in Probate Court on
Monday last. A large number of wit
nesses from this place went over to
attend the trial. A. II. Campbell
appeared for the defense and Prose
cutor Mears Tor the State. The prose
cution were unable to introduce
sufficient evidence to warrant the court
in holding the defendant for trial In
Common Pleas court and he was there.
fore acquitted.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1892-06-25
Ara WON troubled with corns or b,,

Are you troubled with corns or bun.
ions: II so, let Us give you little ad.
vice. Pare them down rs closely as pos
sible withou, drawing blood; then soak
them in warm water to soften them and
apply Chamberlain's Pain Balm twice
daily, rubbing them vigorously for a
few minutes at each application. A
corn plaster should be worn for few
day. to protect them from the shoe. As
a general lniment for sprains, bruises,
lame back or rheumatism. Pain Balm is
all that can be desired. so cent bottles
for sale by A. r. Cl,ampney.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1892-06-25
BIG AUCTION SALE,
One Hundred and Forty Horses

On Saturday, June %, 1892, at 8
o'clock a. IN. Messrs. Marvin & Jones
will offer for sale ut the Exchange
Livery barn, one hundred and forty
standard bred Oregon horses, averag-
ing in weight from nine to thirteen
hundred pounds. These horses are
suitable for driving, blowing. and all
purposes for which standard horses are
used. Horses will be sold on time If
desired, purchaser giving good
approved security. lia