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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-11-02

pains grew less and the swellings suesided al
ter using one bottle of HOODS SAksAPh-
RILLA. Then improvement was rapid, until
1t effected perfect cure" MRS. j. A. CARL,
Reynodsvlle, Pa.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-11-02

Drawing Teacher (despondently)
That thing You have drawn locks more
like COW Lnan it does like horse.
Fair Pupil (brightly)-Why, oil
course, Professor, it is COW.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-11-02
Jobnnv-What did your mother whip

Jimmy -Eatin' green fruit.
Johnny-WhO gave ye away!
Jimmy-The doctor.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-11-02

She-Do you love me for Hyseii
alone? T
He-Yes, and when we're MARIE l
don't want any of your family thro"h
in
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-11-02

Seven-eig hths of the forest growth of
the State of Washington consists OF the
Douglas fir.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-11-02
A Bad Beginning.

Mothcr-Whati Do you mean t.
tell me that during your wedding
tour you mended your husbands
clothes? Myl myl What could have
possessed you?
Bride-Dear me- What's the mat
ter?
Mother-YOu foolish girl Now
he'll expect YOU to keep on doing it.
New York Weekly.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-11-02

HOODS PILLS are the best after dinner
Pills, assist digestion, cure headache.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-11-02
Another sunday Argument.

Old Nick-I hope the Worlds Fan
will be closed on Sundays.
tmD-Why, sire.
Old Nick-What would be the U.s.
1f our making special exhibit at
Chicago If the people had no chance
to take it in?-Puck.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-11-02
FIGS AND THISTLESs


1--WE reject Christ.
! COP loves q
cheerful giver be-
cause giving is
God-like.
BACRSLID l n q
always begins on
the dav we ne
glect to pray.
WE are never
sad except when
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-11-02
horticultural Item.

Fond MOther-Tommy what are
yOu doing?
Tommy-Watering flowers on you.
hatso they'll grow.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-11-02

Waiter (through the kitchen win
dow)-Spill some catchup in de con
summe. Dey's a gent wantin' tomato
soup.-Judge
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-11-02

Scorr & BowsE, Chemists. y, South sth Avenue.
New York.
Your druggist keeps SCOTS Emulsion OF eod-li.er
el-all druggists everywhere do. 81.
,6
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-11-02
A Sure Sign.

Did Miss Sowerby have her photo
graphs taken yesterday?"
"Yes"
Good likeneSs?"
"fes, must have been, for she re-
fused to take them of the photogra.
pher. Boston Commercial Bulletin.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-09-13

accuracy can it be said that, as re:
CARDS the provisions of the Hawaiian
Constitution, sthe Queen is pitted
against the Legislature"
Everyone knows that wherever
really constitutional government
prevails 1.-THE law and the con-
sti.ution are arrayed against
personal prerogative." Is it de
sirable to advertise this histori-
cal fact, unless you show that the
law of this Kingdom or the Hawaiian
Constitution has been threatened?
Great is the public appreciation OF
those men who have striven and still
labor for the principles OF constitu-
tional government. But, sir, the de,
sire to. support such principles,
whether they are already embodied
in our Constitution or shall afford
material for constitutional amend
ment, or are to be in future regarded
as constitutional precedent, l feel
sure that you will agree with many
Of your readers that they must not
be obtained by any unfair or insup-
portable statements Of what has
been done by either Sovereign OF
Legislators under the Constitution
which all are alike bound to respect
Thanking you for your courtesy
in affording space for this letter,
remain, sir, yours, etc,
=: *.=~il..,, :. THOMAS Ram WALLER. i
Honolulu, Sept. II, 1892
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-09-13
A Miserable Dodge.
Mr.. EDITOR:

Mr.. EDITOR:
The attempt to jockey the major
ity of the Legislature out of its
constitutional rights as to the Sc
lection of the Ministry, must be
resisted to the end. Twenty-seven
members-an emphatic majority of
the Legislature-put their names
to plain and dignified document
demanding Ministry satisfactory
to their majority. Six other MEM
bers. with their signatures, en-
dorsed another and a different
document. 4-The selection of Mr..
PetersTil to form a Cabinet, under
the circumstances, was slippery
dodge-an insult to the twenty
seven members, the legislative ma
jority who signed an unconditional
document. To put forward anyone
to form a Cabinet Outside of the
majority" of twenty-seven is to defy
the plain meaning of the Constitu-
ton. The INSCRIPTIONS tricksters
who lead the Queen on this danger
Gus ground, in thus insulting the
representatives of the Hawaiian
people, deserve the severest GEN.
sure. These irresponsible men
should understand that the public
is not deceived by their shallow
devices. 1t is no time for child's
play. Let the Legislative majority
star, fGffmly to their ground, make
' Compromise with the tricksters,
NO they will save the Kingdom
ann grave perils, and in the end
the Queen will find that her safety
is best secured by taking the
Legislative majority into her con-
fdence. Mr.. Macfarlane no more
than Mr.. Peterson represents the
Legislative majority. The sacred
parliamentary rights of the Ha-
waiian people are not to be gam
bled away. X.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-09-13
A Lame Excuse.

:: Mr.. EDITOR: The statement in
last nights Bulletin, that l Dor
rowed 50 cts. from Mr.. Crabbe is
absolutely false. I believe Mr..
Gregson did borrow that amount,
with the plain idea of showing up
the character of the place, which
we did very thoroughly. The &C
count in the Bulletin is very
weak crawl, and does not meet one
of the facts which we have charged
the police with. If nothing better
can be advanced than has been so
far, the police had better stop lying
and tell the truth for q while.
p. GARDINER.
Sept. IL, 1892.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-09-13
An Indignant Voter.

Mr.. EDITOR: In common with
many others, l am indignant. Can
it be possible that the people are to
be imposed on by the appointment
of Cabinet, two members of which
have lately been discharged for in
competency? And a third member
was put out, even by Gibson, for q
similar reason. And here we have
three flame ducks" imposed on US
to give credit to the Government
at time when the Government
needs men of sterling ability to
steer the ship of state through the
breakers which threaten on every
side to swamp US all. No wonder
that indignation is painted on every
mans countenance. And how long
is this state of things to last?
Echo answers-how long?
A VOTER.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-09-13
An INVOICE JUST AT HAND


ROYAL SAVON. 1t is made only from
purified oil, upon an entirely new princi-
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giving it very agreeable odor. As a
Laundry Soap and Grease Eradicator, it
stands unrivaled in the market, requiring
less quantity of Soap and less work to
do the washing of small family than
any ordinary rosin Soap. 1t will wash
equally as we'll in hard as soft water
OIL and B 'RAX-guaranteed to be the
finest oil and Borax soap in the market
not adulturated with any material to
cheaper its cost. Full weight. WHITE
CASTLE SOAP Harness OIL, Salad
Oil, Worcestershire Sauces, Putt
Pomade, Idanha Water.
E~T The above consignment will be
closed out at very low prices.
PACIFIC HARDWARE CO., Id,
Cummins New Building,
Fort STREET.
23R9- lR2S
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Mr.. EDITOR: Your issue of the 9th
instant is conveying throughout this
kingdom and to other countries an
editorial headed by the words 6 The
case OF the Queen against the Con.
stitution."
What the effect of this article may
&c, at home and abroad, upon the
national reputation ana coll1. 22::c;ai
credit of Hawaii, is question en-
tirely secondary to the more i'm
portant one of the accuracy of it's
very notable heading and subsequent
statements; and I think that many
of your readers will search in vain in
it for any statement of established
facts which might justify such a
leading notice.
Presumably, the Hawaiian Consti-
tuition of 1887 is the Constitution
alluded to in this heading. In later
numbers the ADVERTISER speaks of
the (unquestionably admirable and
desirable) constitutional practice of
other countries. But your readers
of September 9th will understand a
direct reference to the Hawaiian
Constitution only; and you do not
show that the Sovereign has acted
otherwise than in strict accordance
with its provisions; nor do you estab-
llsh that any conditions whatever have
been imposed upon those members of
the party lately in opposition whom
the Sovereign has since August 29ta
requested to accept Ministerial ap
pointment. The duty of such APP
pointment is responsible one,
placed by the Constitution upon the
Sovereign, whose fidelity to this Con
stitution is as solemnly promised as
is that of the Mobiles and Represen-
tatives. I fail, therefore, to see in
your article the justification of it's
heading.
The constitutional practice, by
which the sovereign should consult
one adviser and accept his counsel in
the selection of others with himself
for her appointment, is q very valu-
able one. So desirable are its re-
suits in the form of ministerial har-
mony and good understanding be-
tween sovereign and ministers that
such course has become elsewhere
practically embodied in unwritten
constitution. And such a course is
understood to be favored by an infu-
entail part of the Legislative assem-
bly,. Whether this course, hitherto
l believe unknown to Hawaiian SOW
ereigns and Legislators, has been
followed, or attempted, by the reign
ing sovereign, or whether it has not,
/ think that your article does not
prove any case of "the Queen against
the Constitution" With no more
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-09-13
NOTICE.

A IL SHOOTING OF GAME ON
"a the lands of Moanalua, Halawa and
Aiea, (below the Government Road and
Maunalna, Wahiawa (Waianae-uka),
Waiau. Waimanu, Waiawa, Manana. the
iii of Hanohano (below the Government
Road), and the lower or makai portion
of Kapakahi, Waikele, Eva, all on the
Island of Oahu, FL. l., is strictly forbid
den without the necessary permit, which
can be had on application to J. NJ.
Dowsett, at Bishop & Co.'s.
S. NJ. DAMON,
J. 1. DOWSETT,
HOAEAE RANCH.
j. NJ. DOWSETT.
Honolulu, August s, 1892. 3144-Im
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-09-13

dilu steamships every week w uell
will we have them :?
The answer is quite plain. We
will have steamships when there
are people to engage staterooms.
IF $4,000 people in New York
started tomorrow for this country,
what would happen? Half hun
bred ocean greyhounds would turn
their noses towards San. Francisco
at once. Start the people for this
country and steamships viii APP
pear like magic. The trouble is
not with the vessels it is with the
passengers Provide passengers
and capital will be forthcoming TO
take them anywhere on this round
globe.
The next point is, what can we
in Hawaii do to help along this
matter? We can DO a great deal :;
we can do more than you ever
dreamed of, friend We can do
everything
We can advertise this country as
the Pearl Of the Pacific, the Home
of Summer, the Modern Eden. We
can do all this for. money, and
when we have accomplished our
task, the people will start for San
Francisco, and the steamships will
start at the same time. Some of
the steamship companies of the
Atlantic would be only too pleased
to order their vessels into the
calm waters of the Pacific Every
body believes in advertising goods,
wares, etc, but when it is proposed
to advertise a whole country some
hesitate and doubt. .. -
Hawaii for Health and Plea
sure" is a motto that can be her
aided from the Atlantic to the
Pacific; it can be made as famil-
lar as Southern California or
Florida, or the Yellowstone Park
The first step then is to treat this
matter from business standpoint
Proceed in a logical, systematic
manner to set Hawaii before the
world as a new discovery in health
resorts-the very latest thing fol-
pleasure and recreation.
Hawaii can be made familiar tc
the world at large as something
more than the place where "Cook
was killed and eaten (?) by the
cannibals." When it is recognized
as resort with frst-class attrac,
tons, the people will come. Capt.
tai will watch the stream of tourists
and will build hotels at convenient
points. Imagine a palatial hotel
at Waikiki with rooms for a thou
sand guests 1t is something that
can be brought about easier than
might be imagined.
Our first step is to get tourists
interested in this country. To do
that we must compete with Ber-
inuda, Florida, Los Angeles and
Alaska; and, strange as it may
seem, visitors are seeking Green
lands icy mountains for recreation
change and amusement. We can
not offer anything in the icy line
but we have something equal tt
India's coral strand, and without
the snakes.
This matter, if followed up, will
put the country on the legitimate
road to prosperity. No treaty o.
Mckinley bill can then affect us
With the coming of the tourist:
come the steamers with the steam
ers comes the cable; with the cable
come men-of-war and merchau
vessels by the score. After all this
a deluge-of dollars.
Is it worth while to advertis,
little Hawaii? e. E. c..
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-09-13
What Our Visitors Will Do For
Us.

Mr.. EDITOR IF we wish to re-
main unknown, unvisited, and un-
important; if we wish to drag out
a sleepy existence century behind
the times; if we wish to remain
isolated, a back number among the
nations of earth; if we want the
cobwebs on the wall and the grass
in our streets, then let us close our
doors to visitors, choke off the
stream of travel, fill up our harbor,
and be happy. That is a clam
like view to take Of the matter !;
but we might as we'll look at mat
tiers in that light if we do not de-
sire closer connection with the
outside world.
What is wanted in Hawaii ? A
cable, steamships, palatial hotels,
and water enough to keep the dust
in subsection. Nature has given
US everything else. If we had the
four things mentioned, our ever
lasting prosperity would be estab-
lished beyond doubt. If anyone
doubts this proposition, he is in
capable of grasping any ordinary
proposition, because he has nothing
to grasp it with.
Conversely, we will never be
worth map-room until these i'm
provements are accomplished !; the
nations of earth regard Hawaii no
more than they do the state of the
North Pole-not half so much.
How, then, are we to have cable,
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-09-13
Mr.. EDIToR /:

The serpent said to the woman of old,
And now he says to the men
.sTaste, Oh! taste, of the apple of gold,
For gods ye will all be them"
And men locked longing and dreamed
of gold,
And figured awhile on the cost.
Tie Paradise here has got mighty cold
= But how about Paradise lost!
We learned our lesson when Adam fell
He made a mistake through haste
The devil has woven a subtle spell
e But 1t costs too much to taste.
......S Sept. 5, 1892. J. b.
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FINE SCARS

For Family Use.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-09-13

The DAILY ADVERTISER Is pages, AZ
columns) publishes more news and
has a larger advertising patronage
than any newspaper published in the
Hawaiian Islands.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-09-13
CORRESPONDENTS.

We Go not hold ourselves responsible for the
statements made, or opinions expressed by our
correspondents,
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-09-13
Old Ra IS Wanted.

Clean White Rags suitable for
bandages are wanted for use at the
Bishop Home and the Boys Home, Leper
Settlement, Molokai. Ring up 2S1 Mu-
tual telephone and they will be sent for, or
leave the same at the office OF the Board
of Health or at J. T. Warehouses;,
Queen Street.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-03-24

cause it does use the peoples court to
promote a personal end. The suits
against the whisky and other trusts
will be held dangling over the heads of
the accused until November, after
which they will disappear from the
courts. The scheme is ludicrously OBJ
vious, but it has serious side. What
right has the administration to COM
mence these prosecutions without seri-
Gus purpose to continue them? The
administration will thunder in the
courts from Boston to San Francisco
merely to furnish campaign thunder
for stump orators. Thereafter the prose-
cutions will die away, and the courts,
having been made to serve a political
turn. will be permitted to resume their
orderly process by an attorney general
who is in the habit of collecting cam
-paign funds for his patron, Harrison,
and, as politician, thinks even prosti-
tuition of courts fair. He is engaged in
a sorry business. Had he been honest
he would have commenced last sum-
mer. He begins now, that he may rec
ommcnd his chief at Minneapolis and
enable demagogy to shout itself hoarse
in the coming campaign-if, as seems
probable, Harrison shall be the nomi.
Chicago Times.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-03-24
blaine as a Warwick.

The fact that Mr. Blaine has ap-
parently resigned all pretensions to
the presidency has by no means re-
moved him from the field of politics.
There are large mum Der of am bilious
leaders in the republican party who
would give a good deal to know Just
what the secretary is thinking about.
The rumor that he is to resign his po-
sition in the department of state and
to take another coaching tour has been
revived and with it the usual specula-
tions. Mr.. Blaine on a Coaching tour
is more of an anxiety, if possible. than
Mr.. Blaine at home, and with the ex-
perienee of the last convention in
mind the competitors for presidential
honors are disposed to keep an eye
upon him. Mr.. Blaine taking in Scot
fish scenery, with his hand on one end
of the cable and his faithful bench
men at the other, is not an object cal
culated to soothe the suspicious of a
candidate, even if the secretary is pro-
fessedly out of the race. In other
words. Mr.. Blaine as Warwick is
a shade more formidable, if possible,
than Mr. Blaine as an avowed candi.
date.-Chicago Globe.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-03-24
Pleasures of Life i'm Honduras.

1t is rather painful, after the way in
which we have been induced to think
of Honduras as land of milk, honey,
perpetual bloom and all-around ter
restrial perfection, to be told by re-
turning emigrant from that country
that snakes and bugsnof the most dis
agreeable kind abound there and make
quite free with the languorous native
and the hopeful colonist. One reptile,
it is said, has double set of teeth, and
when he bites the victim sweats blood
all over. Another is so peculiarly con-
stituted that it's bite is Immediately fol-
lowed by Observation-Disclosures of the
flesh or spirit is not stated; perhaps
both are meant. Evidently the ener-
getic promoters who have been boom
ing that tropical cline have forgotten
to mention one natural advantage.
Honduras must offer great facilities for
snake StorieS.-Chicago News
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-03-24
PAP-FED CORPORATIONS.

Republican Policy Involves Every Kind
of Bribe-Giving.
Republican policy involves every pos
sible extension of the principle of gov.
ernmental subsidies Where the indi
rect bounty fails of its object, as in the
case of sugar production. the direct
takes the place of the indirect. Where
tariff protection has crowded the
American sailor from the sea and de-
stroyed merchant marine subsidies to
ship owners are promoted by repub-
licans to remedy the evil of their own
policy. For years the Pacific Mail
Company has drawn millions from the
peoples industry in the form of a di-
rect subsidy. And for years this pap.
fed corporation has accepted a bride
from another governmental favorite to
defeat the purpose of its grab of public
money. An empire of the public
domain and millions of money made
manipulators of the Pacific railroads
rich and powerful. and they have
turned their prestige to the overthrow
of all competition by steamships subsi-
died by the government.
So pnlpable have become the eva
sions of the law under which the Pa
cific Mail Company has drawn its sub
sidy that even a republican organ calls
for action by congress in the premises.
The people pay 81. 200, 900 to the Pacific
Mail Company for a specific service.
This service has never been rendered,
and yet party claiming to represent
the intelligence and honor of the ma
tion has sustained the fraudulent pay
ment. Every dollar. paid to this COM
pany is fraudulently drawn from the
Golfers of bankrupt treasury.
Business men on the Pacific coast
may well ask themselves what reason
there can be for the payment of taxes
into fund thus corruptly used. And
when the next convention of monopo-
lists gathers for the nomination of a
presidential candidate citizens of all
sections will serve their own interests
and the nations honor by demanding
distinct pledge of reforms now sug-
gested by republican organs.-Chicago
Times