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THE FINE HOMES, THE PROPERTY OF AN
Englfshman who is about to return to England
permanently. are for sale at a sacrifice for cash;
this is an unusual opportunity. Call at once upon
THos. A SMITH d CO., 1901 Park ST., Alameda,
and see them. myb 10
COME SPECIAL BARGAINS IN IMPROVED AND
~ unimproyed property In Alameda T. r.
BAIRD, real estate and insurance, Morton Station
narrow-gauge, Alameda my97
OsS40 SPLENDID NEW HOUSE; ROOMS:
dpOuO. all modern convenienees; very choice
Locations: 4 genuine bargain: $4,000. j. S. HANLEY
& CO.. 1880 Park st, Alameda. my6 II
CENTRALAVE LoTs-CaoiCEST IN Ala.
Y media, at a low figure: handsome and desirable
residences also large list of cheap houses aud lots
from 500 TO $500 down.
II you desire furnished or unfurn ished house in
Alameda call on MRS. 1. H. CHANDLER, 1929 Park
st, Alameda. my4 IT
Q0R0 CASH. BALANCE S25 PER MON I'll; LOT
p-OO 25X130; cottage of rooms and bath;
nigh basement: n side ave. price $4,000. No. l9S.
S2635-Lot 5Oxl5S; house OF rooms; windmill
ana tank: on newly macadamized avenue: good
No. 1913.
$2750-Lot 33:4xIO0; new cottage of 5 rooms
ana Datb; modern Improvements: fine location: Sc.
corner $500 cash. bal. $50 per month No POS.
S3oOO-Lot 45xIO0; cottage OF > rooms and bath:
nan block from station; sunny side of street: $500
cash. balance $50 per month. No. 81.
rConS ana bath; modern improvements gas, etc;
cement walks; good neighborhood; $500 cash. bal
ance $50 per month No l22
S435O-Lot 40x125: new 2-story house Of 7
rooms and bath; fac marine view; all street work
done: cement walks laid $500 cash. balance $40
per month. No III
$f5O0-50x150; cottage OF 6 rooms and bath: fine
garden, lawn etc; plenty OF sun; Chestnutst.
station; $500 cash. balance $40 per moath. No "a.
Choice lots at bargain in all parts of Alameda:
Co. 1892 PARK ST., Alameda 402 Montgomery ST..
San Francisco. myl II
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HANDSOME sRooM RESIDENCE IN BEST
IL part OF Western Addition; unobstrneted ma
rne view; all modern Improvements; beautiful
garden and summer houses: latest style in inside
decorati0ns lot 25xl37 %; near Van Ness ave-;
must be sold Immediately. owner is leaving CITY.
MRS. HENDRl $50 Market st.
hrOw Is YOUR CHANCE TO GET A CHOICE
IN lot in Richmond 25xl2O on the r. side OF 18TH
ave ready to build on; Will be sold this week for
the small figure OF 1926. MRS. HENDRY. $50
Market st. myS SuWe
NEW HOUSES
N PACIFIC AVENUE.
MARINE VIEW,
BET. SCOTT AND DEVISADERO SITS.
These houses are about completed, and contain
salon parlors, dining-ro0m entrance ana reception
halls breakfast-room, kitchen and buffers pantry:
seven bedrooms and two bathrooms; finished base
ment containing supper OF billiard room, store
rooms etc. interior I'm shed ia oak and other nat
ural woods with fTescoed ceilings; range and gas
fixtures included; prices very low, with easy terms
n desired these houses without delay: always
open, and our representative on the premises. Fur
tHer particulars be had from SHAM AID,
BUCKBEE & CO., 407-409 Montgomery ST.. or
from ROUNTREE BROS, builders
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.LAKEyIEW

MAGNIFICENT new residence; an modern i'm
proYemenis: been occupied but six months; the
owner " IS compelled 20 leave for Europe and left
Instructions 10 sell at any price; for further par
ticulars apply at the ofhce Of O'EARRELL a. LANG.
= Mons aYrfa rer
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$4,000 adaa Gs Less sss GEAhon hqn
mediately adjoining the Mercantile Library build
ing; size of lot 25x120 10 Elm ave present I'M
movements (eIegant residence) rents for 500;
with additional inexpensive building on rear street
this could be considerably increased; tie ground
can remain at per cent: reasonable offer will
be refused we have positive Instructions to sell
the property. Further particulars OF J0oST. MER-
TENS d CO., 1928 Montgomery ST. my6 q
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RJO0 AND Sl50-LOTS IN FRUITVALE AND
u IUO at Melrose the cheapest lots In Oakland;
only $40 cash and balance on monthly instalments:
street ears aud locaI-tran accommodations. II. b.
PINNEY. owner, 90T Broadway, oakland. apl0 r.
OAKLAND AGENCY-ADVEk EASEMENTS AND
" subscriptions received at the Oakland Branch
once OF THE MORNING CALI. 902 Broadway
BERKELEY REAL ESTATE.
TOR SALE-AT GOLDEN GATE STATION,
Il house OF 4 rooms and store; lot 50x1lS. Apply
grocery, Bay and Dupont SITS myli 3tS
LORIN REAL ESTATE.
NEW S-RooM COTTAGE; ALL MODERN M
IN proyements: between electric roads, "a
block from Berkeley station S0-foot ST., lot S0x12O
only $4,000 ON account OF departure. w. G.
MORAN, Lorin. take Berkeley train. myl1 1t
A WEEKS NEWS FOR 5CENTS-THE WEEKLY
n CALL. In wrapper ready for mailing.
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THE GREATEST HIGHWAY IN AND OUT OF
WILL RIVAL SAN PABLO AVENUE IN M
TEN MINUTES TO FITCHBURG STATION
FORTY MINUTES TO SAN FRANCISCO.
TWENTY MINUTES TO OAKLAND.
NEW ELECTRIC ROAD PASSES THIS PROP.
ERTY.
COMPUTATION TICKET
TO OAKLAND AND SAN FRANCISCO
UNPRECEDENTED OFFER.
UNPARALLELED ADVANTAGES.
LOW PRICES. ONLY $25 CASH.
EASY TERMS, ONLY 50 A MONTH
TITLE PERFECT
CATALOGUE AND FULL PARTICULARS
AT THE OFFICE OF
CLoUGH q BAKER,
4eO NINTH STREET
OAKLAND. ap12tf
PIEDMoNT LOTS
FAIRgIEw TRACT.
PIEDMONT LOTS.
FAIRYIEw TRACT.
PIEDMONT LOTS.
FAIRyIEw TRACT.
PIEDMONT LOTS.
ONLY $40 CASH.
ONLY $50 CASH.
10 BEAUTIFUL RESIDENCE LOTS.
ON THE PIEDMONT CABLE LINE.
SPECIAL PRICES SPECIAL TERMsl
FOR 80 DAYS TO CLOSE UP
PARTNERSHIP AFFAIRS IN THIS TRACT.
A chance to buy lot on the Piedmont cable in
the next % days for only one-half what other prop
erty adjoining is held at.
UPON EXTRAORDINARILY EASY TERMS.
ONLY $50 CASH. BALANCE 81 SO MONTHLY
PRICES $3.50 TO $500 PER LOT.
NOW is your tine # you want to buy lots on the
line OF the Piedmont cable. only 10 minutes ride
TO the business center OF oakland.
OVER so LOTS SOLD IN THIS LOCATION
CALL EARLY AND SELECT CHOICE LooA.
TON.
CHEAPEST PROPERTY on THE CABLE
For full particulars, maps, etc. apply to
NJ J. LAYMANCE & co.
Inyl04 46e Eighth ST.. Oakland, Cal.
THE CALIFORNIA EXCHANGE BUREAU.
L 48l Ninth St, Oakland Cal
We make a speciality of exchanging property.
If you have property in the city or country that
List it with us-stating just what you desire in ex
change for the same, and We will guarantee to get
its full value
Send for our new catalogue.
mys 4Si Ninth St., Oakland.
SO0UO. grounds in Linda Vista terraces 1.'S on
Piedmont eaGleae; vii exchange In part a tS5
Broadway, oakand. my5
I OUKt LOOK!
il Fine large lots on San Leandro road
Fruit trees on every lot
Lots 5OTi5O' $500 to $500; $40 cash. 81 so per
month; carriage at Ofiiee. RUSSELL & PROSSER,
Twenty-thlrd ave- Station, Oakland. apis I'm
ERUITVALE-FRUI TYALE-FRUITVALE
i
Choicest lots near Fruitvae station; extra large
lay on elevated ground; call for particulars before
purchasing elsewhere; free carriage in waiting to
sho" property ?, p,rrn co
80, a. II; BhEED q CO.,
-
lTCO Eighth 81, OAKLAND = VERY DE-
u 80 slraDle tenement; a rooms; Datn; modern
ihpToNeinents nan SSsn' DSiShce h9hIhIy insta-
ihehs. App4 .; FEM NV. COT 4hhu a1d Ell
bert SIS. OaAlsn1. ny ~ .
G.760 COTTAGR OF ROOMS WITH LOT
u ~. 5Oxl00; well located, near local train
station and electric line; must be sod to close oGt
is bargain. Apply immed lately to f w. WOOD
NARD CO, 9Oz BroadWay, OAKLAND. mylO
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QOQ00 CHURCH ST., NEAR 2STH. MOD
ID cow. ern cottage Of rooms and bath; lot
25xl00 W. II. GRIM a CO., lib Montgomery
street. myS SuWeSu
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- GOVERNMENT LANDSi
u FOR HOME OR INVESTMENT
IN CALIFORNIA
Finest Level farming lands.
Rich black SOIL ready to plow.
Large fine valley; railroad through IT,
Water bitches now building.
Mid climate. free fuel, cheap lumber.
Work at good wages there now.
Land can be taken without residence
Send &c stamp for full Information TO r. w.
LAKE Flood building San Francisco CaI.apl4 Il
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sTORAGE.
T5URNITURE, TRUNKS. PIANOS. ETC. CARED
j for and stored reasonable; advances mada
LIEBES Pioneer Storage Co..31O Stockton. gu
IrIRST-CLAss STORAGE; ADVANCES MADE
L e42-644 Mission ST. CHAS. l. TAYLOR UsI
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FURNITURE STORED.

FURNITURE. TRUNKS. PIANOS, ETC, TAKEN
care Of and stored ~ reasonable rates; ad vances
made LIEBES' PIONEER STORAGE COMPANY,
$40 stockton 50. ana I'm
FURNITURE STORED ~ EASTERN PLACE:
: low rates Sterling Furniture Co.. 1853 NJ r
ket 81 apl2 q
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M CALESTER 4 McMAHAN
REAL ESTATE AGENTS AND INSURANCE
BROKERS,
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I4HY DEPOSIT ALL YOUR SPARE MONEY
" iu a savings bank and get 10 per cent:
can give you as solid security. paying you per
cent annually; by coupon per cent every
months: write FOR particulars GEO. W. MEADE
a co ] ~ Market 81. san Eranelseo. mE4 10
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n Viii BE or INTEREST TO YOU 10 SEE
j the superb Schaafer Pianos in all fancy woods:
easy payments. AtMAUYAIS MUSIC COMPANY,
7GS Market St aD24 I'm
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CALHOUN AND FIXTURES FOR SALE on FOL-
- som ST. near Third, on account OF death OF pro-
pretor, rent $50; must be disposed OF at once. APP
ply SZ4 Gay ST my3 U
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TOR sALE-COAL AND WOOD YARD; GOOD
team: see il. IS Hermann ST. ap27 II
FRAME AND PICTURE BUSINESS; LONG
+ established. rare chance 70 one understanding
tle business. address z. box II. this once my5 7t
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THE ELECTRIC RAILWAY NOW CARRYING
THOUSANDS TO
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RrsINrss CHANCES

, SILL OUT YOUR BUSINESS 60 TO I. n.
}ARNARD, 2Os RearBy St; established 1883 Il
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q. dO00 LARGE 6 AND ROOMS 2-SrORY
u 1OOO. houses, on Castro ST., near 26th; with
ali modern cOnvenienceS; OF very easy terms; also
5-room cottages adjoining, by +. NELSON. 1920
18th Sc. apl X
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NJ b. Nh. N.B.-73e362 ACRES or LAND IN
IN Kern County (thermai beit) for S40665, cash
s15 600 mortgage at 8 per cent for balance: this
land cOntrO 5000 acres besides and IS great
bsrgaln. fuli particulars can give 10 perfect sat
isiactlon ROLLIN p. FAKE, LEX House. apo u
C,ONOMA COUNTY LAND - SALE OR EA-
- change; write fully. ANDREW PRICE Heads
hnrg 81 fel4 Il
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DRiNTING BUSINESS FOR SALE: $4,000
worth SqOO0; frst-caSs trade. compe led % sell:
clearing $500 per month. Address Printer, box
JOY. Cal Branch once. myll US
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All, the prices just think moment. Only 1925
1913 cash. balance on terms) Will buy exceptional
hBe level bailding Ion ON GRADE fronting a
level street, requiring absolutely no grading. and
with Spring Valley water mains, Schools churches
and stores in the immediate vicinity. And then
these lots within few steps OF the great Mis-
sion road and the electric railroad, affording
facilities every few minutes until past midnight
and BEFORE o'clock In the morning.
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C.TI-0 MAEKET-STREkT CIaAR-STuRE:
II ~. finest business location; receipts now
$50 daily: splendid fixtures. good stock; lease:
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t&EE Is.
ELEGANT LINE BRUSSELS CARPET soc
- sewed ana laid; heavy floor olIcloth 25c;
windows aces on springs 25c each; luOleum soc.
;. W >dlkEk. 1898 St0cSton 50. mrlT 6m
(1ARPETS-SMITH'S BRUSSELS. Csc A YARD;
y ihstallment price elsewhere 81 a yd n FRIED
Man CO. 21S-2Sg Stockton. and 237 Post 1t q
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G1100 ELEGANT s-RooM 2-SToRY HOUSE,
N1IOO. bath. stone walks, fine mantel and gas
fixtures; planEed Easements very easy terms; best
part castro st near 22d: owner on premises NIB ~
G10 R00 LOT 52xl37 20; FREMONT ST.;
tpIV.OOu. 10room houses. 326 Fifth. % IL
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liking for Phil, whom he knew, he
placed him last in the relief, in order to
give him this desirable post.
"llcre you are" he said. From the
foot of the bluff to that white rock by
the water. All you We got to do is to
keep awake. Number eighteen can't
see whether you're walking your beat
or not So long"
Fifteen minutes previously Col. Frank
Willis, aid-de-camp to his excellency,
The governor, had selected a cave near
this spot as an excellent place in which
to bathe. He had left his clothes
about three rods inside the line, and
was now splashing in the cool water
beyond the point.
Presently he finished his ablutions,
and started to return, on foot, and was
almost at the line when voice called:
Halt! Who goes thcre?"
Now, Col. Willis was nice chap, but
he did not know much about war or
anything pertaining to it, so he an
swered: "W-why, it's all right; 1 was
just coming after my clothes. There
they are" And he started to advance.
With anyone else, Private Hull would
have been more lenient; but he knew
his man, and fendish resolve formed
in his mind. The colonel, by the way,
had not the remotest idea who Private
Hull was, nor did he know that any such
person had any claim on the charming
Miss Porter.
"Ilalt! Have you the countersign?"
Col. Willis reluctantly confessed that
he had not such Il thing about him, but
added: cts all right, though. I'm Col.
Willis, of -
Cant help it if you're the governor" p"
interrupted Private Hull. You're un-
der arrest. Corporal of the gua-a-ard,
post number nineteen!"
Number eighteen heard him, and
passed on the call, and in a few min
utes the corporal of the guard, with his
men, came up'and escorted Col. Frank
Willis, Of the governors staff, to the
guard house very unwilling prisoner,
especially as, by the time he managed
to get word to the powers and secure
his release, it was nearly four o'clock.
! am inclined to think that Lieut.. Fort
ner, officer of the guard, was response
BILE for this. He was neglecting his du-
ties for the society OF certain brother
officers and basket of champagne,
and suggested that it would be good
joke on the governors aid to let him
stay in the guard house awhile - to
which the others agreed, not man
dissenting.
And Private Hull? He sent word to
his first sergeant that he would like
to be exchanged, and that gentleman
accomplished the desired end, sending
! another man to take his place, un
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-07-02
NOT NOISY ENOUGH.
Uncle Weatherwax's idea of How the
Fourth Should he Celebrated.

Uncle Weatherwax's Idea of How the
Fourth Should BE Celebrated.
Uucle Peleg Weatherwax hove in
sight Just as the boys were preparing
Tor the biggest explosion of the day.
They had shot off firecrackers sinply,
in pairs and by packs, but their patriot
ism now demanded something more
deafening.
They had half dozen large cannon
crackers, and it was proposed to con-
meet them together, place them under a
barrel and explode the whole six stimuli
taneously, and thus give expression to
the love of country which filed each
boyish bosom.
Uncle Peleg Weatherwax turned the
corner just as Billy Barlow had laid the
tuse and everything was ready for light
ing, but Peleg had seen none of the
preparations.
The boys considerably waited while
he should go by, but the old gentleman
did not seem inclined to proceed. TAX
ing seat on the barrel, he looked
around at the boys and observed:
We'll, youngsters, hev yer been enc
joying independence day?"
Eyes, sir" replied Billy Barlow, re-
spectfully.
"Shootin' crackers, and cannon and
sich, s'pose?"
"Yes, SIR"
| "That's right. That's what like ter
see boys doin' on independence day.
| amt one of the chaps as is alters try
in ter 'breviate the privileges of the
| hOUg NJ NJ 70 Of -
never hev no fun. Still, it seems ter
me 8 if the boys nowadays don't know
how ter get up a big excitement like
they used to when was young. Why,
we just had this old town fairly crazy
by the racket. The noise you fellers
have been maxim to-day is just gentle
whisper to what old Jake Hinl1le and
Chad Parker and me and half a dozen
other young fellows used to make.
Why, my father used to say he couldn't
even hear himself think on the Fourth.
If was you fellers I'd feel ashamed at
the quiet way you celebrate glorious
old independence day. There's no ex.
element at all, and the noise you make
isn't worthy to be called"
If Uncle Peleg Weatherwax finished
his sentence he must have done sc
somewhere in the air. Certain it is the
boys did not hear the conclusion.
While the old gentleman was extoll
ing the superiority of the Fourth of by
gone years and depreciating that of the
present, Billy Barlow had applied d
match to the fuse, and when the speak
er had reached just so far in his re-
marks the fire touched the powder, the
six cannon crackers exploded unani.
mously, and the barrel and Uncle Peleg
D were lifted slyward.
1t seemed like adding insult to in
jury when Billy Barlow asked the ole
gentleman, after he alighted, if it was
noisy enough for him, and Mr.. Wealth
erwaX seemed to regard it much in the
same light, for he hobbled off declar
ing he would have every one of th'
crowd arrestcd-but he didn't William
Ii. Siviter, in Jury.
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A MAN oE MANY WIVES.
lie Buried Nine Helpmeets and Married O


lie Buried Nine Helpmeets and Married
Tenth.
Mr.. Beecher was once called quite n
distance from town TO attend the funer-
al of n farmers eighth wife! Why this
man should have been so unfortunate
in losing his wives, and so fortunate in
easily filing the place of the departed,
was riddle none could solve.
His two or three first wives left him
with large families. He could not, GER
tainly, have had himself sufficient at
fractions for one TO venture TO take the
care of such household unless his Of
fer was made TO those who, through
great lack of personal charms, or ad-
vanced age, knew their chance of secur-
ing a home through marriage were
small. The man had good farm, was
good provider, and known to be kind
TO his family, and therefore, perhaps,
found little difficulty after each loss in
securing another wife from among those
not likely to be offered n more desira-
able home.
About two months after Mr. Beecher
officiated ut the funeral of this eighth
wife the farmer came to our house, took
seat in the parlor, and resting his
arms on his knees, stopped forward
closed his hands together, and twirling
one thumb over the other rapidly, as if
greatly embarrassed, said, hesitating
between each word as he spoke:
"Parson, l thought thoughtful
come-come-andt try-and see if could
get you to ride out to $ this af-
| ternoon?"
"Why? Is there to be a meeting
there?" asked Mr.. Beecher.
mo, but (still STOPPING forward, with
his arms on his knees and twirling his
thumbs) thought I'd come-and try
try and see-see-if you'd come to my
house?'
"For what? Any of your family
sicl1?"
mo (still in the same position), but
thought I'd try-and see-if-if-ii
you'd come and marry me-"
"Why, man" Mr.. Beecher said, spring.
ing to his feet, 81 buried your last wife
only eight weeks ago!''
"Wall, linow-but parson, have a
large family-and-I must have some
one to take care of them"
And Mr.. Bcecher went with him ant
married him to his ninth wife. Some
years after leaving the west we saw il
western paper the marriage of this
same man to his tenth wife, and not
many years later the husband also died
Ladies' Home journal.
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known to any other save the sergeant
and corporal of the guard.
His relief having arrived, Private
Hull FASTENED to the tent of Lieut..
Jack Porter, adjutant of the First, who
was very busy, and bit under the
weather
"Say, Jack, want to borrow your
clothes to celebrate in. May l have
'em? You can get along somehow,
can't you?"
Jack could, and, at four o'clock,
dressed in his prospective brother-in-
laws best uniform, Private Hull, look
ing very handsome, boarded the four
o'clock boat for Midway and Chester,
on board which, also, were Misses Por-
ter and Briefly and Maj. Woods, all
feeling very indignant over Col. Willis
non-appearance, and all suspecting, if
the truth must be told that he had
overindulged in the cup that inebriates.
They had heard of officers doing such
things at encampments.
Phil saw Dorothy on the trip down,
but she did not see him. She was very
quiet, and did not look as if she were
enjoying herself hugely. AS matter
of fact, she had been tortured by con-
science ever since sending Phil that
note, and could not help wondering
how she could excuse herself to him.
She had not really arranged to go with
! this party; they, the others, had talked
some about it, but she did not remem-
ber that she had definitely promised.
But they had talked her into it--that
is-well, here she was, anyway. And
Dorothy Porter was a very miserable,
disappointed, conscience-stricken girl,
| indeed.
She did not see Phil until after the
ball opened in the evening; and then
he waltzed very close to where she sat,
laughing merrily at something his part
ner, "that horrid Name Reynolds" of
whom Dorothy had once been very
jealorS on account of Phil's liking for
her, was saying. Later on she saw
him several times, nearly always with
the "horrid" Miss Reynolds, with whom
he always seemed to be having conf
Dental tetc-a-tete chats in secluded
corners, near which Dorothy had wan
dered to keep away from the crush
| Col, Willis made his appearance and
his explanation, but he did not get n
dance, as Miss Porter assured him her
programme was full. She hated the
sight of him, somehow, tonight
Miss Porters partners noticed that
she did not seem like herself; she con-
versed in dull way, and danced poor
ly, which she had never done before in
her life. And when the first boat up
was announced she sent for her brother,
Capt. Jim, who had come alone, and
asked him to take her home.
With mans brutal curiosity, no
sooner were they settled on the boat
than Jim asked: whats up, Sis? Sick,
or had row with PHILIP"
Whereat Dorothy proceeded to weep.
This was too much for Jim. After
doing all he could to calm her. he rose
a little impatiently, and walked for
ward, to 'let her cry 1t out"
Shortly afterwards, some one, who
had been looking for Dorothy from the
! time he boarded the boat and now
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