The free press. (Poplarville, Miss.) 1890-19??, 1892-05-26

Iy every peJSOn WIEN "UtdCheu ny
some unexpected disease. Read
the following from an exchange,
and some light may be gained on
the subject as to
HOW PEOPLE GET SICK.
"By eating too much and by eat
ing too rapidly; by swallowing i'm
perfectly masticated food; by guIp
ing down too much liquid-espec-
tally cold fuids-at meal times; by
drinking poisonous liquors cons
tanning alcohol; by keeping late
hours at night; by sleeping late in
the morning; by wearing clothing
that is too tight; by wearing shoes
that are too thin; by neglecting to
wash the skin thoroughly and so to
keep the pores in working order; by
changing warm clOthin.. worn in a
warmed house for thin party cos
tune in the evering; by compress.
ing the stomach. and affecting q
small waist; by keeping up a con-
slant excitement; by borrowing
trouble; by swallowing quack nos
trums for every imaginary i'll; by
eating at irregular intervals; by
living beyond ones means, and
above every other thing, by a too
careful watching for symptoms IN
ones own precious self"
If our merchants will read the
following item from the s'ille
New South, and profit by the point
ers therein contained, their families
and clerks would, with one accord,
rise up and cali them blessed:
eve are glad that our business
men have all agreed to close their
stores at p. m. This is as it
should be; it gives recreation to
their clerks and makes everybody
feel better. The rule should be
strictly adhered unless there should
be customers trading in the stores
when the gong rings, othwerise
the stores should be closed prompt
" and there should be no backdoor
business carried on. To give en-
tire satisfaction the stores should
be closed and locked up and not
opened in front nor rear unless IN
cases of emergency
WANTED-In almost every town
in the country, an editor who can
read, write and argue politics, and
at the same time be religious, fun
ny, scientific and historic; who can
write 10 please everybody, make no
errors, be 10 two or three places
at the same time and never forget
anything, live on wind and make
twice as much money as the United
States mint.-Pearl RIVER New.
All right, gentlemen; you are no
doubt looking for Old Youth, so
send out your ox-cart. He may
come up short On some of the spec
ifications, but his capacity for living
on wind cannot be excelled by the
most delicate sensitive plant, Sal
airy expected in keeping with diet -
gratitude snd promises to pay from
the public.
"Bab' makes the following level
headed suggestions regarding die
vorces and early marriages:
"Personally, l believe the only
cure for divorce, which l regard as
epidemic, like the smallpox, is early
marriage. You take the fashion
able girl of twenty-five years. She
is handsome, she is composed, she
has very decided opinions, and she
doesn't propose to change them.
She marries man of forty five, who,
as the darkies say, is set in his no.
TONS The result is that their
ideas are entirely unlike; each is
determined, they are wretchedly
unhappy, and there is no end of
obligi1g friends who are willing to
suggest the divorce court as the
remedy. Ii that girl had been TAX
en- when she was eighteen years old
and married to a man of thirty,
they would have affiliated, and the
chances are ten to one that they
would have had happy life and
made pleasant home. But, of
course, | can't expect the whole
world to agree with me-"
ARE You GONG ?-The Queen
q Crescent Route being equipped
with solid vestibuled trains, the
Queen u Crescent special, and the
Cincinnati limited, will have the
popular trains to the Republican
National Conven ion at Minneapo"
lis. Tickets will be sold June LIST
to 9th, good for return until June
Goth, at rate of one fare for the