The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1892-03-03
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swallow.
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dssfi Mrs. Bellows (oiten married) -
The doctor says you'd come back another
man entirely.
The Editor We'll. I've . good notion
70 rua Tor Congress. The Grocerymsn-
Why do you want to go TO Congress when
you can get oil the liquor you want right
herei
What are you slsays following me
around fori demanded the earth impatient
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aud halves by dong go, replied the moon,
ponchslsntly
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Fields Washington. 10 slowly but surely '
embracing women. This 10 interesting il
true. bnt IL Il trua ~ regsrds slosly, for
insssncei Tbs, may be Kste's experience.
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wanted 10 elope. that love laughs st lock
smiihs. Yes. she answered. but it doesn't
20 this tins. All my jswelry is In the
safety deposit vault aud papa has the key. e
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want you 10 behave Just Is you do when
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ute. I've come away for rest.
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myself. With the exception OF 9 little help -
received from my siI younger sisters.
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trousers are that orderedi Ringsvsy =
Why. taousht that you oouldnt afford
any more clothesl Festherstone-I
,oalduL Blu, 80, new tailor.
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nous Is taken from the shop 10 the insane III
'@ylum.
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'arcaased. Why. Mass ~, he said 6nal oy
7, its the qeercst kin watch ebber 20 pr,
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gro, wrote 70 feauest the editor Of . 10.
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Mrs Grump taee Sseetlyl Il declare, W.
hn, II you don't get me . neu seslskin
. winter shall .ftcezs 70 DEATH Mr.. ov.s
ump BAH Just average mp your sys- this
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e ego when you took ice cream TO keep An,
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manuscript With . note assuring the
tcr thai this Submission Of the poem 10 =.
! does 90, necessarily imply any lack Of 49,
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