New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-04-20
TIE TALK or THE DAY.

Says "Tlc Loudon (Tcnn.) POST: Mr. IRVINE one
OF the Oldest citizens In this county, PAID LONDON
visit during the week. Mr. Irvine has paid Ills MY
first annual subscription TO The New-iork Tribune.
We think Mr.. Irvine would be justified now III "sihs
his gratis, but he Is one Of those Mhd Oh iic" ''O
don't want anything for nothing, and won't nave It,
By birth Mr. Irvine is Scotch, having come from scot
land to this country when he was three years OIL age
Just seventy nine years ago. Long may he i've "
read The New.York Tribune and The Loudon ros''
We cordially second the motion
Congressman Allen, Of Mississippi, after mas pix a
speech in opposition TO the expensive iuhes 0i
saying: "When You die John, we wont AK Congreas
to pay the expense Of your funeral We gov eoI1
burial and we would take pleasure In doing It,
Charleston News and Courier
A strange case OF naval pronunciamiento has oc
cured I'm the Republic OF Ecuador or rather on boar
the war transport Nueve de Julio. when that Vcs
sci WAS AZ anchor of the port OF Coqmo, IN lne
Fsmeraldn district the ensigns and miishpmen, To-
ccther with two sailors and an artillery sergeant re-
beed and succeeded I'm imprlsonng below the com
mandant and the officers. Then anchor WIS raised,
and the vessel went out To sea In the direcuoh VI
Panama Eut, when she was about nifty miles dis
tant from land, tho crew, which seemed 10 nave re-
mnined loyal 10 the Government, rcvoltcd In their
turn delivered the officers and put In irons Ensign
belion The naval transport was then taken again
to port and tho Insurgents were to be judged by a
court martial at IN. end Of last month. Ensign
Larrea did not wait for his trial, and committed
suicide In bis prison.
THIS IS APRIL.
FeIer-. this IS Aprll-lmow It by the breeze 1900.
CaIerin round aud rumpln' the rnglet, lie lrceS'
Know II by my wishn for the woods and streams
All day long I'm nshn'-ketch em In my dreams!
Feers, this Is AprIl-sunny, soft and sweet ,,,
April rom her golden hair 10 lily sllppered ieet!
Like a country maiden. rosy checked she trips
April In her bright eyes an April Oh her lips!
Fcers this is AprIl-get ont in the nlri- ,.
Hear her birds a-singin' while the world caressed
10 her lips IS cllngIn- dreanin' on her breast
Felcrs. thl, Is April. in her cap and curls u,.,
sos 10 me you'd know II by the red HIPS OF tle eirs
IIuniln' Wild flowers with 'cm: May is sweet 10 see
hut April an violet Is Joy enough fyr me;
Frank L. stanton In Albania IOlSu'"'iVn'
Graduate students and other students pursuing spe-
cal lines Of Investigations In any field IN tF' Leh'nu
stanford Jr University allowed free access 10 INC
great Suro Library In San Francisco THIS library
founded by Mr. Adoph sutro, contains now ABOUT
600 600 volumes selected with especial reference TO the
needs OF investigators. II Is especially rich In med-
aevnl publications and books and pamphlets Illus
trntlve of the history Of Europe. but Is also well eprc
sened IN the fields of literature. science and arr
Usually The way-Mrs. Gaswell-I understand that
Miss Bcefe!d and Mr. Fmnksto"n were naFrled very
Gaswell-Is that the reason so much noise has been
made about the wedding -tIfttsburg Chronicle
"what hard time Of It," says a correspondent. |
brazilian boOkkecpcrs must have, with the long line
Il figures which represent the ordinary commercial |
transactions Of banking mercantile house. For
example. n real. the unit Of the monetary system, Is
written 0sOo and Is equal to the value OF enc twen-
teth OF the United states cent. There Is no such coin
I'm circulation the smallest being 10 rcis. There IS
copper coin Of 10 rels and nickel coin Of 100 rels.
and another Of 200 res. Next comes tue paper money
In notes Of 900 reIs called milrcs There two
mreis s. TO- 20. 30. 80 and 1Oo 20 a maximum
Of 800 milrcs, numerically expressed this way zoos
600. Then there IS an imaginary denomination named
n cone. which means thousand milreis and Is ex-
pressed on paper lOOOs. The par value OF the
paper mrrIs Is equal TO about 81 cents. American
money but OF course II varies with the tines"
TIE VILLAGE POLITICIAN.
slttln' on a cracker box a barrel or keg,
Chawin' on tobacker he has been obleeged TO beg;
Within 81 a splinter while n workln Of his Jaw
sayin' what pity his opinions amt the law;
Runnn' tho huh country twas never run before.
Turuin' the rschs while he splits upon the door
shown o. the President cgzachly what to do.
Grumbn' oyef Wall street, monopoly. and work
Wife at home hocin' In the c?rnneld like Turk.
FIe'rin tho comm nominations purity close
Gyin' to the Other side mighty sck'nin' dose
Talkin' tahn and reform, Mckinley and protection,
Swcarin' that the earth won't move peg before
Glvln' lazy congressman n needed rakln' over.
Scttn there In WashingtO like we'll fed pigs In clover
Givin Gould and Vanderbilt pointer here and there
hhOwin' Jest how surely be- a millionaire:
PAWN of the Nations debt rs easy n wink.
BorrOwln dime 10 ut himself another drink.
spanhn little Chilli Jest to show her how II feels,
SaSsn' back Great Britain for pesiern' seals,
Telln' OF the Car 10 let them NlhilSts alone
Ielpn' Kaiser William 10 prop up his shaky throne,
l,uildln' a great with hour two Of gun,
Letn' the hull world know that we're rabd. rude and
rough.
Getn OF his high horse though when home he goes to
dinner.
DodgIn creditors like an ordinary sinner
Ia his inst haffa IA
ont dad
Flour md corce's plum give ont nd mothers mighty
mad"
brown Pcrrman in Yankee BLADE.
4 seaside laboratory OF natural history IN connection
with the Leland Stanford. jr University. will be opened
during the coming summer at Pacific Grove, California,
on the Bny OF Monterey, about half between
Monterey and the Point OF Pines This laboratory
will DC for tho purposes Of Investigations In the life,
history OF the marine animals and plants OF this
coast. II will be under the direction OF Professors
Gilbert. Jenkins and Campbell, OF the chairs OF 700
logy physiology and botany respectively Il will
be open 10 nanralists and Others wishing 10 make
special Investigations I'm the anatomy or e-h,story
Of animals. and TO teachers OF natural science
that you have bought cottage al the seashOre for
his summer.
DE ToOtville-I bought two. side by side
Won BOOmer-What do You want two for. with |
orr small family
Do Tootville-onc is for my wfe's tr1.nls.- Cloak
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