Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1892-08-05
HUMOR OF THE DAY.

The fruit OF repentance =" Peacn.
Puck.
Riches have wings but debts have
claws. Life.
A press of business-The handshake
of a commercial traveller.
One half the world does not know
how the other half could do without
it.-Puck.
The lard refiner never knows what he
can do until he tries. Boston CONNER
cial Bulletin.
The sailing away of money is often
done in the brine of other peoples
tears.--Puck.
A thing is not always what it seems.
For instance, what would you say of
sl--Puck.
"Yes, every man has his price," but
he can't make his grocer agree with him.
Columbus Post.
When fly lights on sheet of sticky
paper he realizes that he is better off -
Binghamton Leader.
SITS easy to catch on" as the fly re-
marked when he lit on the Fly paper
Philadelphia Record.
"What Is the lightest summer fiction
you know Off" .'The summer girls Il
love you'll" Chicago News.
A man needs no spectscles to see the
Beauty of Uprightness when he peers
through an iron-bared door.--Puck.
He thought the hammock just the thing
TO pass pleasant minute
Until one day he chanced to spring
And found he was not in It,
Washington Star.
Old friend of the family. ''Do you
think you can live happy with hint"
Perlita. "Oh, | don't expect that"
Life.
1t takes a sneak to be a good private
detective, and the more successful he is
the more cause he has to be ashamed of
himself. Puck.
"WhatI don't like about our Schools"
said the boy who had been chastiscd,
'Is that they run too much to physical
culture. ."-washington Star.
silly things-Youngly-''Love often
compels people to do very silly things"
Cynicus makes them marry,
sometimes. New York Herald.
Never give up. If, however, you are
alone, the night is dark, aud the other
fellow has pistol, il may be prudent to
rescind this rule.-Texas siftings.
Miss Candour (aged seven, to lady
who has been singing with a good deal
of tremolo to her mothers guests I'll
gargle In the nursery. "--fid-liits.
she-Their engagement was brought
about by little four in.hand picnic
lIe-iIow strange, she-ies; he asked
her to tie II for him. New York Herald.
lie handled the boom for a great big man.
And the great big man went In
With will hnrrah, aad the boom handler
then
Was lelt in tue cold 70 grin.
-Detraif Free Press
Mrs. Newlove Charley, dear, need
Si00." Mr.. Newlose -.Do you, dsfl-
ingi How sympathetic You are That's
just what need. chicago News-lle-
cord.
snodgfass. 80" There Is one queer thing
about silence snisely. ~"Nsme it,"
snodgrass. aWhea silence falls Z is
not necessarily broken. detroit rec
Press,
Iianks ks-''can't You suggest some way
IN which eau get q better looking plc-
turei" Photographers Sot unless Ynu
eau get somebody else TO slt ior you. -
somerylle Journal.
Werner. -"Mell, young llariap maF-
Tief. Ia haste | suppose hes repentlng
al leisure. Meltan--"Aot much he
has 20 hustle 80 lively Zoe living that
he has ao lelsaTe. The kngs Jester
lnlifics i huumin'
lssetion day ls nanH
Ever ia - golH T. Tie talls.
Ahen tbs counts caEnplfteL
IllY tbs alrle4lssl
Ianiiaates i0aslHs futlul iaH holes.
s1inels lie laalnai.
Iohnale lallal watching lhe hfl II Al
gfaam eeme dasn fHe alslel -''lsm neFss
galng % ga magred. Aalhsf-N WhY.
rat. dealf' Iohnale fust l0ok 4
laase tgo. shes eFglag aaa Ae leVks
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