The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-21
BRIGHT BITS.

VEAsr-Have you any close relatives in this
part of the country?
Crimsonbeak-Yes l have misery uncle
living IN Brooklyn Yonkers Statesman.
AMBIGUoUs.-"Don't you think, Herr Baron.
that the artist has fiattered me in this pictureg"
Baron-"O, dear madam, what artist would
not feel bound to flatter your gie0ende Blot
ter.
A LITTLE Too PREvIoUs.-Mrs Youngwife-
Jack. mother SAYS she wants to be crenated
things, and I'll take her down at once -Bos-
ton Budget
WALDoNA BEAN-And so you enjoyed the
ballY
Arabella Wsbssh-Wel l should rather re-
mark was taken out to supper five times.
Boston Jester.
You seem to find serious objection TO the
gas. said the clerk.
Eyes, sir. replied the customer; very Sc
rious It's nothing TO make light of, l assure
you. Washington Star.
WHAT a stupid thing that Miss Chattsrton
is! She'll sit for whole evening without say
80, but you never happened to see her at
the theater. "-B0st0n Transcript.
I'm glad it is Lent. for there'G no meat to buy.
And have chance TO pile up some wealth;
| Since Christmas on the rent am shy,
And to move would not agree with my health.
Somerset NetCs.
WATTs-I see that a Japanese has invented
| an apparatus for filling an enemy's eyes with
| dust at distance of several feet. l wonder
how 1t works?
Potts-something like street sweeper, sup
| pose.-hsdiGndpolls Journal
SHE (despairingly)-My family was always
| economical, and am a living example.
| He ympatheticl-Indeed! How so?
Shell was born on Christmas day, and my
| birthday and Christmas presents have been
always combined-Harper's BdEGr.
II AM GLAD to discover that Harry is taking an
interest in art, even though he tries to conceal
| it from me-"
How did you find it outY"
| ~ overheard him tell my brother that IL is a
| good thing to study your hand before you draw"
| Washington star.
OLD GENTLEMAN-what do you hope to be
| when you grow-up3
Small Boy-Iwant ter be a circus actor.
| well, declare! Why do you want to be a
| circus actor?"
$50 l won't have to crawl under the tent -"
| Street 6 Smiths Good Nel1S.
miss BUL1roN is very mercurial," remarked
| Harlow as she passed tten by.
| Il should say so,' answered Bingham. "a
| regular thermometer. In the summer tune she
| was as pleasant to me as could be when l met
| her in the mountains, and now in the city she
passes me by as though she were frozen. -"
| HGrper's BazGr
AN ALLoPATHIo DosE.-Mrs. Dillingham;
grass widow glsncing ccquettishiy up from
| book Do you know Ihave just made such an
odd mistake? I've written it window instead Of
| widow. .-
MIR. Brown tcrusty old bachelor, peerlng oVer
| his paperl-Quite right, madam, for whenever
l see widow always LOOK out.-LDe.
GRAFToN-AwfuIly clever fellow Gaglsy. He
might shine in society if it wasn't for his one
| infrmity.
Miss Clara-Why, l always thought he was
| very correct in his habits.
Grafton-O, yes, he is all that you know; but
| his neck's so deucedly short that he always has
to wear rundown collsr.-BrookEyn Life.
MIsTREss-I am surprised. You say you
| were msrred six months ago. divorced three
| months ago and remarked to your husband
| last nj <ht?
| he mad they wanted married man, so we got
| married; but the next place they wanted a
| single man, so we got divorced and came ere.
| Now he's found place where they want man
| for gardening and wife to cook, SO we got mar
RED again, and I'm going there with him.-NctC
| York Weeulg.