The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-03-13


All one pious girl on the South side
would consent to forego for Lent was
chewing gum.
One girl up on Topeka avenue receives
present every day from her betrothed VINO
lives in another state.
Whitewater Tribune: Wichita is elated
ever the prospect of having an insane asy-
lum within her borders.
A learned Wichita man is going over
copy af Webster's unabridged dictionary
and correcting it with pen and ink.
Clay Center Dispatch: Colonel Marsh
Murdock's favorlte song is probably on
Where is My Wandering Boom Tonight.
Lawrence Record: Wichita experts claim
that they practice embalment in the E2yp
tian method. Strike one OF PhliIlps
Lost Arts" off the roll
Washington d. Co. Post: The only I'M
pleasant feature connected with Mr..
Ingalls, return 10 politics IS the proVoca-
ton it may give Mrs. Lease.
The ugliest girl in town stood up TO re-
move her wrap at the Remenyi concert,
Friday night, with her face TO the audience
and took just five minutes to do 1t.
Last wear woman 65 years old in the
east part of town married young man OF
20 Shortly afterward he died and week
before last she married another boy of 10.
Two men got in fuss in Main street
office last Monday and the reporter arrived
on the scene Just in time to hear one man
veil that mo shoe clerk could ever De
Christian"
One of the prettiest girls in town recelv-
ed a pair of diamond ear rings recently Tor
which she solemnly promised her parents
she would relinquish all idea of ever going
On the stage.
A baby cried at the Remenyi concert
Friday night and had to be taken out.
Remenyi was in Wichita ten years ago and
the same thing happened. 1t always does.
1t is part of his show.
Newton Kansan: Welsh's transfer
wagon went to Wichita, today, with the
goods belonging to George Howe. MI
Welsh does much transfer work between
this city and Wichita.
Emporia Republican: An exchange says
that the governorship lies between
Hiawatha and Wichita" That locates II
at about EmpoIia. Emporia is midway
between the two places.
! A woman who has nightly looked under
her bed for twenty years finally saw man
there one night this week. 1t was ner nus
band, but she tainted three times oeIore
he could explain it to her.
Kansas City Times: A blacksmith IN
Philadelphia, while shoeing horse re
Gently, found so gold piece in the hoof
! 1t was the one missing from the pot OF
/ gold found at Wichita lately.
| Caldwell News: Wichita has candid
ate for governor, for congress and elector
at-large. 1t also has several large pori
hacking establishments, but on this &C
count it ought not to act hoggish.
There is Wichita woman so devoted te
her husband thai she wakes him up in the
night to ask him if he wants drink o
water. The husband kicks and the wife
appeals to her mother who says he Is
brute.
Cheney Herald: Since his visit to Wich
tia John L. Sullivan has challenged al
prize fighters-except negroes-and says d
will wager SIS 600 that he can whip tn
whole lot of them, one at time. befor
the end of 90.
A North Topeka avenue man is carrying
a club for the bicyclist who comes up be
hind him on the sidewalk and whistles 10
him to step aside. If he does it again. tn
man is going to smash him and everybod
will be glad of it.
Atchison Globe: The Board of Trade @
Wichita has passed a resolution compi
menting the present board of rallroa
commissioners upon its efficiency IN
boards of trade Of the river towns ough
to express their disgust.
Udall Record: The Santa Fe agent wa
asphyxiated with gas last Saturday nigh
while in his Office. Two Wichita drum
mers were comparing sales, and the gas
was too much for our agent. There al
some chances for his recovery.
Emporia Republican: Mrs. Lease ha
repudiated woman suffrage. But up t
date the suffragists have given no indic'
tions of violent grief over the loss. 1t
f an open secret that the gentle reformeI
a.. were never proud OF the mannish WIGHT
( sister.
Towanda Herald: A brief commune
ton from Wichita reached US last Satu
dav. but is of necessity omitted on accouT
; of the indistinctness of the writing, an
D ambiguousness of its meaning. We al
sorry. as we would rather encourage corr
spoudeuce.
{ 4 West Side girl left home on one Of Il
= recent rainy nights because her father sa
that her beau had forehead so low TIT
when he cried the tears ran down
= hack. The girl is now with friend, ar
$ her father promises 10 take back what
= said II she will return.
BIuff CITY Independent: Professor
Chidester, superintendent Of the Cawk
schools formerly superintendent OF Il
: Wichita public schools. and one OF II
most prominent educators of the state, h
been appointed superintendent OF the |
; dian scool at Hoppa agency in Californi
The bows had great joke on one of the
;. crowd Yesterday He had been eatir
r. onions Friday. and so did not ask his re
a ular girl 10 60 to the concert with hIi
n but bought a solitary seat Imagine I
confusion when in she walked with a
other fellow aud sat down In the seat ne
u TO him.
n Ten years ago very bright young mi
y died in Wichita and the sexton OF tue Gel
etery says that his mother has new
failed TO visit his grave at least TIN
times week. Though it is over u
- miles she walks mostly. sometimes bel
e picked up by undertakes along the ros
: Memphis Commercial: Mr.. Bolte
; anent the boom, tells joke on Edit
Murdoch OF the Wichita EAGLE A m
had dream, in which he found hims
AZ for brief spell IL Hsdes OLD sat