The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-09-16
RECIPES FOR WOOING.
SUGGESTIONS FOR WINNING GIRLS
OF MANY DIFFERENT STYLES.

How TO Catch an Heire So, Bsshful
Girl, Literary Lady or a Widow.
Likewise a sentimental Girl, Proud
Young Lady or an Actress-Some
| Matrimonial Curiosities.
From the Washington Star.
Philosophers and other wise men have
owned themselves indebted for many frag-
ments Of strange and valuable knowledge
70 accidental finds on book stalls. It was
while rummaging over the dust-laden stock
In trade If queer little basement shop de-
voted to the buying and selling Of literary
antiquities and curiosities that q Star re-
porter came across little work entitled,
Love Making, or the Art of Being Popular
| With the Ladies'" In fact, it was a com
pendulum of information as to how to WOO.
describing the proper methods Of gaining
the affections of women in every condition
Of life. With the notion that some of the
rules given on this important subject are
likely to be useful and instructive to bach
elors contemplating matrimony few Of
them are quoted here:
HOW TO WOO AN HEIRRss
"The principal difficulty in making love
TO an heiress," says the book, ais to remove
the impression shat you are prompted by
mercenary motives. Heresses are very
suspicious, unless their admirers are wealthy.
| This Is natural, inasmuch as there are SO
many adventurers who make it their bust
ness to seek for women with money. These,
| however, are usually toiled. You must at
all hazards remove the idea that you are
after money. Refer TO it frequently as
| being bar to happiness and conjugal ems
| joyment. Enlarge upon your own pros
poets and ability TO maintain wife. Tell
| her you would advise her on marrying TO
| place her wealth 10 the hands Of some trust
company, subject to her own order.
TO COURT A SENTIMENTAL GIRL.
'Study Shakespeare and get familiar with
| his imagery and pointed sayings. You will
| find in him an inexhaustible fund of mate
rial suitable for all occasions. Do not be in
a hurry to propose. Sentimental young
ladies usually like long courtships With
presents you must be sparing. A single
| flower will often be more highly appreciated
than costly set Of jewelry, as well as con-
siderably cheaper Choose for the time
when the all-important question is TO be
| put calm summer evening. Walk with
| her to some retired spot. You may come
to the point by addressing her in an impas-
| stoned manner, as follows:
20, my sweetest Angelinal
| By the blue sky and all its providing stars,
love you better, oh. far better than
Woman was ever loved, etc.
1.-The following would be very effective:
| "* single star
Is rising In the east and from afar
| Sheds most tremulous luster: silent night
Doth wear 1t like jewel on her brow,
And yet more like art thou jewel rare, etc.
MAKING LOVE TO A LITERARY LADY.
"To the true literary lady the duties Of a
| wife, as relating to the management OF a
house, rearing Of family ETC., are decidedly
| repugnant. Better not talk to her Of such
| matters. You must make every meeting
| with her feast of reason and q flow OF
soul. She will expect you to be acquainted
| with all the new books Gather Up all the
! latest gossip relating to authors and the
literary world. Always be well posted on
the main points of the principal reviews Of
books. Find ous her favorite authors
| Above all, admire the productions OF her
own pen, and use your influence TO get them
into print. She will probably noe show
much demonsrrative affection. Marriage ,
| If she consents to IL. will be looked upon by
her..simply as union of mind.
HOW TO SPARK A BAsHFUL GIRL.
'"The greatest trouble is to get on famil-
lar terms with a girl who 10 excessively
bashful. In majority of instances, how
ever, it will be found that her diffidencesis
only on the outside. Having obtained her
| confidence you can use your own discretion
in asking her to name the day, which she
girls are dear, precious creatures, and when
married make the best of wives.
TO COURT PROUD YOUNG LADY,
make yourself familiar with her family
affairs. and take care to know who among
her ancestors or relatives have figured con-
spicuously in the world. Let her see that
you value position and ability above all
things. In giving presents let them be OF
as great value as possible; they will Rener-
o1lN ha ia rohI x
formal proposal indirectly and with deli
cacy. Ask her what she thinks Is a suffi-
Gent income TO justify couple in marry
ing. Refer to your own means of support
ing a wife and paint your prospects in the
brightest colors. Girls that are proud,
even if they do not bring wealth, are gener-
ally very satisfactory wives.
COUNTING ADoMEsTIcALLY INCLINED GIRL.
"Girls Of this class are rare in these days
Of progress and social reform. Take care
that she understands you to be young man
Of virtuous habits. 1t would be well for you
to have some notions about marketing and
the prices of domestic commodities Let
her see that you are earnest and industrious
and that your tastes and inclinations
all tend toward a home. You may
bring this to her attention by refer
ring to the lives OF commercial travellers
and others who are compelled by their oc-
equations to be away from their homes you
can dwell upon the misery it would cause
you to be 30 situated. For present nothing
can be better then some neat device of your
own handiWork. In proposing assure her
that it is no sudden frenzy, but the result
Of patient waiting and reflection. Finally
tell her that she is the one and the only one
capable Of making your home happy.
TO WOO a RELIGIOUS YOUNG LADY
''Girls of religious turn of mind are
usually susceptible. You will not have
much difficulty in getting an introduction
to her. Church and Sunday school will
offer opportunities for acquaintance with
out a formal Introduction. II she ia en-
gagged in the Sunday school become
attached to it at once; If possible, take q
small class. Praise her favorite clergy
man and be enthusiastic in the cause of mis-
sionary enterprises. The popping of the
question will come spontaneously at the
proper time.
MAKING LOVE TO AN OLD MAID.
"In making love to an old maid you will
do well to devote your conversation largely
to domestic mat ters Let her see that you
appreciate the comforts Of home, and be
sure to show disspprobstion Of those who
rush headlong into marriage without the
guidance of experience and the prudence
which comes with years. Admire her neat