St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1892-05-14
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1.-The uglier . show manager Il the
more he insists ypon having IA picture
PRINTED - ~ IL Dtnk 4Atdh3oh
Globe.
III nsa knew - much st - years at
age a. they knew at 20. there would b
more statesman In the eountry.-Texas
SiftingA
W. bs,ase se.,iss ths vssSe. o. z
Jewel until we try to pawn It. Come
to think Of Il. we don't then. -Indian-
aPOlis Journal. atft ,.fsFnf<itW
-Teacher-'Nane some Of the most
important things existing to-day that
were unknown one hundred years ago. I"
Tommy-"You and me-"
--"Kecne has come into fine thing
y the death OF old yBilyuns." "Iu.
deed! Is he one OF the heirs?" mo.
he Is the executor."-N. Y. Press
-"Oh." she exclaimed, ''how can you
drink beer? IFS such bad form" Il
know II Is" replied the reckless young
man. Its bad form, but good taste. +"
Washington Star.
-Ju41o-yf ] let you OF thie time
will you promise not to como back
hero AGAIN." Prisoner-"Yes sir. The
fact 10 didn't come voluntarily this
time."-Boston Post. 81 aflstH
sgainst this man. officer?" mo visible
means Of support" returned No s07o.
IL can't afford to take me wife wild mo
everywhere" growled the prisoner
Epoch. e.-. -.......s.
s-Nature's MethodA-
Natures financial methods CIT:
They're certainly . blunder:
Tor when We pay our debts to her.
She makes 10 all 90 under.
IN. Y. Herald.
"A Nevads hunter spent three
months looking for . grizzly bear and
the msn's relatives have spent three
months looking for him. They think
he must have found the bear.-Texas
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THAT'S q peculiar name 20 give q
race-horse, Cobbler.". mo. it's Just
right I've tried to get him into place
time and time again. but confound him,
he always sticks to tie lastw-Rides
and Driver. Tf ftt
III there was some way of wrapping
up baby 50 that It would look like .
game bag or q gun. the women would
have no further trouble in getting their
husbands to carry babies on the streets
Globe. ...
"A Fair Proposition.--''Say, mister,
that dog bit me-" .''Oh. that's moth.
ing" "But what il I should die of
hydrophobia?" ''well. in that case I
an willing to do the fair thiug-Ill
have The duE:kiled when ysuiiiaY- 81
The whistling plowman has always
been . favorite subject for pastoral
poets. but they have always been care
Iul to describe him 1T some other time
han just tho moment after his plow
has brought up suddenly against .
Journal.
-JeNis-.'Bassy, do you regard mar.
-iage,as a failure? Hsrrv--s1D@ IN
old II b 'more lilse . mueual ben6M
,Jessie--"Tnat must NJ
rice" Harry-"Yes, it Is; yoA nut r.: /
very dollar S6u ear1. 81 49, eG{5
,ack z .-s.ith. Gay Z Get
-M.adl16,,,. who ldi |
ong Zine supper. ~ = $
hi9 te of r1rvoS 01
vait - - e.
60 sylArss re ibeen-its p
he atmosphere. Fun.
DIR. Smythe lat the literary recep-
ion)-''Who il that ell. spectseled.
gentleman yonder? Ihave
cen discussing mining affairs with
i'm. and he agreed with me that Blow.
offs work on the subject was . very
tupid affair. Thompsou-"I'm sure
9 ought to know. Hes Blowito6.
it'll Bits
"A young man who had been seek.
,g employment from an editor. finally
btained leave to write an article on .
lbject assigned by the editor. and to
ring it in pesson in . week. The NJ
Gle was brought At the appointed
me. The editor read It. and knit l,ls
rows "You have some good thdaghtsj
ere." he said; but you write very
ably" "W-well. you sec. sir" fall.
red the applicant. II was kind Of
jared. I never wrote in public BE-
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