The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1892-05-26
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vsn., ID ehum Der bnsbsDd-
Lsre. is sih. 10 lite The shoopans
oonsl. IL 10 sofs u b. sunonbeed ~
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sroy. OF ,Ls eitsf ,iae q The bsfbed vine
isncs.
TIE bay vhass clothes dost o. bin
~ .refsl .lHs rssi bDsor bis istbsf aid
m o,ba.
Any M.hsl, DO you ever ihish seou,
nstfis,et Mabel -fbink 10 20 nsme Tor
H. sofp.
The devil sai scared about losins
hl. sh9 "a The man whom sous ally ven
% rsrTsgs " reform
-Sanas, school Teacher What Is tie
coue,soesf Bright Boy la soi mstss
yoa sogly usn yos s,i found out
u lhnny DO yoa ssy yosr prayers sv
cry nisbu J.mmy-l do whenever I've
so,ief sleep 10 The folding bed.
--laqaisiiise Sushbof bear that
your lister is engaged. Ia ihs. uaef
Small by oussso. she generally ia
"A successful dinner party doesn't de-
pepd % much upoa who cooks The dinner
.. BIO ,eiis the stories after !, lie eaten.
go so the eook ia going 10 lesvei ssid
the husband. don't kbow. ! discharged
today and che said che would tbink Il
over.
KIND Party Whist are you crying
thst sAy Tor, little boyf Little Boy
Csuse rs the only way know bow TO
cry.
The boz isn OF only father 10 the man
but he aspires TO be boss Of the woman.
When the woman ia bis mother he general
ly succeeds
lit i. DO, work ths, Mills men. II 10
thinking how 10 pat 10 the longest time
on tie shortest Jobs. That's what ssps the
human energies.
Farmer TO bis vile. while receiving
seeker after summer quarterly Open the
sindos, old women, and let the climsie
10 Tor the gentleman.
Small boy TO teacher; III have to so
10 the woods THE time; the trees We plani'
ed last srbor day give out the last time
you licked Jimmy jenkins.
-Clevsrton You wouldn't think bad
thst dress suit eigh. years, would youp
DAshawsy oh, don't know, old man
You dont have occasion 10 ives, it very
often.
Papa, the paper says the marriage
took place At high noon. What is high
noop5 High noon. my son, is -um-is
noon among the -erf = among the higher
classes.
When Pst,s visited Niagara the other
day che must have noticed with thrill OF
delight ,hs. the passing OF the years has
. particle.
Manager At the rebesrsal) What
Are you sctusiiy smiling in the desth
scenep Actor -Certsinlyl With the va
ges you pay Us death comes as happy
release.
MIR. Collarbuiton treadins from sn
engineer iournsD Some OF the bigses.
dams ia the world are In California. Mrs.
G. (meekly) I've heard some very large
ones around here, Hiram.
Newly Arrived Spirit Who Was that
venerable looking parsonage that yAsned
90 dismslly while WAS talking about tie
tremendous rain they are having on the
esrtby Resident Spirit That was Noah.
Airs. Brush Has the hanging Com
mittee decided about your picture YETI
Brush-Yes Mrs Bfush-Are they going
10 hang in Brush (dubious)-I heard
the Chairman say be thought hanging VAS
too good for il.
There can be no doubt that every wife
In this land loves, esieems. respects and
honors her husband, but when = mother
wants TO be especially severe on her of.
sprins she invariably remarks that he is
Just like his father.
The Rev. DR.. Primrose Il hear your
husband Is dangerously ILL., l hope he's
prepared IL the worst should conner Mrs
surfsce I'm happy TO say he is. Pc in
sisted upoh his taking out ~ insurance
policy before he married l0e.
Mrs. wsyback III. dime museum
Land sskesl And vas tbAt mao really
skinned silver Dear mel How did the
ssvsges do in Mr. Wsybsck-I spose
they covered him with porous plssters.
Mann a. and then pulled EN- of.
--Tae Lecturer My hearers. shall
have 10 ssk your indulgence for few min,
u.es. l forgot my manuscript. and have
sect my little boy for IL. His sou. mount
Ing ros'rum 10 loud tone) Mamma could
ntfud the writin', bat here's the book
you copied /. from.
Friend What on earth are you doing =
70 that pictnref Great srtist-I an rub, 9
hing . piece Of raw meat over this rabbit
In The foreground Mira DO Shoddic viii
DO here this afternoon, and when she sees
her pc, dog sm-li OF tbs, rabbit. she'll :
buy u
Overriding II: Pond Mother do 90
hope thai George has stalled hard st col.
lese. have tired TO impress upon bis
mind the value ola liberal education.
Fslher--f am afraid, my dear. that you
have rather orerdone the matter. bad >
70 send hlm check Tor $500 to day.
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