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South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-03-18

Needing tonic. 90 children that want building
up, should take
BROkNH'S IRON BFTTERG.
II u pleasant 10 take, cures Malaria fndicos-
ton. aud bibOusness All dealers keep IL
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-03-18
a N~W and Dangerous Coua.
terfeit.

The Treasury department. has is,
sued notice of a new counterfe {
80 note in circulation. Its Uni
ted States silver certificate, check
letter &C." departmental series.
1866, w. S Rosccra s, register; I.
W. Huston, treasurer. The ergra
wing of General Grants portrait is
poor, and the right side of the foe
has moth eaten appearance and
the mouth drawn down at tho cor
ners. The mustache in the genuine
bill is closely cut, while in the
counterfeit the hair is str gyling
and halfgfown over the lips. The
parallel lines in the upper right
hand corner containing the treasu-
ry number in choppj waves the
genuine have an almostimparcepti-
tic cu:yc.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-03-18
TAKEN FOR A CRANK

a semi-6endhh delight often seems 10
possess people OF strong nerves in sneerinr
81 those with weak oaes The irritabiliy OF
Tue nervous hTpochCp lriac is Iilicuied as
Laiurai III temper. The very genuine aid
distressing symptoms from win Oh be suifsrs
are made light OF. He or rshe is craaki'
is the cheerful sort of sympathy with which
The nervous inva lid N eels from ibe unfeel-
iDg and tho thonghtle So At the came time
no compliant is more e6nsd nd real none
has more easily explained origin when Il
10 ch-ooic. Imperfect digestion "a assilui-
iaiion are alwsys accompanied by nervous
Geb'li'y and anxiety. Build up the powers
OF assimilation aud digestion with Hostel
ter's Stomach Bitters. and nervous SWIM
tons, sick headaches end generally feeble
condition OF the system are remedied. Re.
member that fearful ravsees are produced
hy la grippe among weakly ner vous oeople
hosteiter , tomach Biiters cures IL. and
prevents walsfisJ rheumatism and kidney
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-03-18
PUBLIC SALE
OF
VALUABLE REAL ESTATE.


By vir ne Of a deed Of trust executed by
Andrew Pancske, now deceased, end An,
j. Pancake his wife, - 'he undsrsiv ned
trustees. dated nth day OF Dec mber, 1884.
recorded in deed book 63, pages 226 aud
227, 10 The flee at the clerk # tue Co,n'y
Court ef Hampshire County. West Virginia,
We will sell before the Court house door In
Romney. w. Va .on
SATURDAY. 2nd DAY OF
APRIL, 1892,
at public auction TO the highest idder The
following valuable real estate, viz: That
farm on the South Branch, eight miles
Souih Of Romney. known as tie Kuyken-
$50 acres. being lot No. s. the Biggs kuy
kendall TRACT Of 81 acres. aud 81 scres
known as the Naylof Kuyk endAll land.
Aud 10 case the above land does not sell
for enough 10 pay the debts Sc; ured 10 deed
OF husi and the cos, OF saleJ We will also
tell NJ the time aud place, the farm upon
which the said Andrew Pancake resid I'd al
the tine OF his death-Kaown as the Il i.k :
er farm consisting OF four tracts. one Of
828 acres, one OF AL. one Of 30 acres and
the o her OF li6 acres
The Kuyk nd.ll Island farm Is valuable
S,uih traucn land, and the Rinker farm is
on tie West side Of the SIuih Branch near
10 the 9th r, and 10 valuable lime stone
land well adapted TO grazing purposes
TERMS OF ALE:--0oe third Of the
purchase money each on the day Of sale, the
residue In two equal annual pap menis OF
one and two yea 8 from day OF sale, with
interest from day OF sale, aud the purchaser
to give bond with good s.cnri,y for the de.
fer,ed payments and the legal title to be re-
tanned as further security
JOHN q. HEisEELL.
x. ". DALEY. Jr,
March 4. Trustees.
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Grace -G. W. Evans.

Grace --G. w. Evans.
Elk Garden-H. s. Irvine.
Flintstone-H- w. Sbriver.
Frederick City-A j. Gill.
Frostburg-W. w. Van Arsdsle.
Frostburg Circuit-H. r. Savage
Grant Circuits. 8. Wilson.
st. Pauls, Hagerstown-S. NJ.
Hartsock.
Washington Square, Hagerstown
-E. g. Gallaher.
Hancock-T. j. Gross. A. K.
Splelman.
Harper's Ferry-w. T. L.
Weech.
Hedgesville-Caleb NJ. Yost and
j. w. Steel.
Keyser-C A. Jones.
Lo1aconing-James p. Wilson
and John III. Philips.
Martinsburg-W. Ii. Chapman.
Mt. Savage--J. ID. Still.
Old Town Circuit-M. IL. Court
ney.
Paw Paw-Reub,n Kolb.
Piedmont-A Bielaski.
Rawlings M. +. Love-:
Romney, Henry Mann.
Shepherdstown and Sharpsburg
p. G. Edwards.
Union Grove-R. E. Lee Wright.
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. M. Ben
nett.
Harry Boggs.
Examination for Theft of
v atches
On Monday an examination was
made before Justice q bson of Daw-
son Bailey and Il.ff, charged with
stealing watches from Roger Perry,
Of this place. The parties were all
sent on for action of the next grand
jury. Dawson and Iliff are bail. d
out, and Bailey sent to Jail. The
counsel who represented the prison
ers are Ii. b. Gilkeson, ESQ, for
Dawson. Col. A. Monroe, for Bal
ley, and A. w. Kercheval, ESQ. :,
for Tiff.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-03-18
SO3 GY~PEPSiA
Use brou nv Eron Bittrrs.

physicians ~ on'nrrd il
All d'a,crs Re- pit - o. per l:ottIc. Genuine
has trTdeIrars Hi.d crD-s, rti iu..s ~, 49,, r,,-r
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-03-18

BAtTin0Rg CATrs = nAsKer
fhnrsdays March 10. :sez.
Cattle are sosd - these figures live weigh,
enesp gre col grcss, that 10 li-e weixbt
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- ssctaHas dOaton'G Cure. n
BEDs NsyuLE Hamilton Co., o., June. ieao.
Dne bottio % festcr KOonig's Nerve Tonic
oorod ne entirely. after phyrioiana had trisd
uhhuccess iully for eight months 70 relieve fnsof
nervous debility. ". hJENNEFELD.
DELHI, Ont. jan "a. iso1
- ny Vie has taken Elk bottles Of Pastor
Euentg's Nerve Tonic sbo has bad no return of
the MS, aud think thfa remedy hrs hal he
uoeiooi ehoct. lcheerfuliy recommend ID h. am
ore suhering from that dreadful ualedv
-hpilopsy.- JOHS CIt4Nr"
BRocKToN, Nasa. Jups ~ feoo
=. ABORT yesr ago nOticcdmy fight hand con.
t,nunilY ahekinB. I tried dif aront rne.iicfnrs
Dut thoy al had no eject. After oetrs
1lfco or four bottles q Pastor Eoo0ia's Nsrvs
lonic ny hand erased 70 shake and fosnd nv.
seit te,eins every Day. think tids medicine l.
o4e % ms greatoos remedies.
TnOs. OREILLY.
EmEE-A.Y nlnsa.le Rooly sn Teryons
~ y Ul1eaaes sent freo - any addroea
epd poor patients can also obtatp
th1Aa this medicine free % charge.
9. his nuaedy has been prspsred By TIE Reverend
pastor Aocui0, 81 Iort Wayne, Ind since t6fs and
u nov prepared under his direction b. tbs
KoEnIc MED. CO.. Chicago, ST.
soidb b Druggists ~ 81 per uotsa. oRreg,
Gsrzo Size. oL75. CnottIss sor 80.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-07-27
GEMS OF THOUGHT.

"A little sin is as black as big one.
Rams Horn.
Blessed are they who see the day
of glory, but more blessed are they who
contribute to its approach. - Bishop
Seeker.
What would be the result if we
never engaged in an undertaking upon
which we would not ask, sincerely,
Gods blessing?-Young Mems Era.
To trust God ever and always is to
have such faith in Him as is akin to
that answering fear of the Lord" de-
scribed by the sages of old and illus
trated in the life of Job. Oh! that the
world had more of such faith-a faith
that nothing can shake.-Chicago Stand
ard.
If civil word or two will render a
man happy, said French king, he
must be wretch indeed who will not
give them to him. Such disposition is
like lighting another mans candle by
ones own, which loses none of its bril-
liancy by what the other gains.-N. Y.
Advertiser.
Life without hope is not life. Be
fore every soul there hangs veil hid
ing the future. Hops is IAN anchor of
the soul, but sure and steadfast," enter
ing into that region that is as yet
within the veil" If the cable that
links the soul with hopes anchor be
sundered, the veil is at once an impassa.
BILE barrier, and progress beyond it is
no longer possible. Life has already
ended in death. He who is without
hope is as one without God, in the
worlds. i. Times.
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SHALL NOT FAIL.
God Is at the Helm, and His Plans Are
Sure of Accomplishments.

Sure OF Accomplishment.
On memorial tablet of the Wesleys
in Westminster Abbey is inscribed the
legend God buries His workmen, but
their work goes on" 1t is true that
every work which is truly the Lords
will go on, whatever changes there
may be in the ranks of the workers.
When Moses was buried in a sepulcher,
the place of which none knew but God,
of Israel into the promised land. When
the Saviour left the world He commits
stoned men to continue the work He
had begun. So it has always been, and
so it will always be. When the Master
calls His servants to rest and
reward, their work will go on.
The relation of the worker to the
work is subject to change, but the rela-
ton of God to the work and the worker
is forever the same. He is pleased to
use His willing servants in such exalt-
ed ways that they become workers to-
gether with Him." and upon such q
foundation the work will surely abide.
It's failure is an impossibility Any man
is essential to righteous cause only SO
long as the Lord uses him. If the work.
man is removed to another field,
whether of service or reward, the work
will go on as surely as that it is the
Lords cause. There is no room for the
worker to magnify his own importance,
neither is there room for apprehensions
of work failing. The work and the
worker are in the hands of the Almighty
and His plans for both shall not fail in
their accomplishment Mems
Era
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-07-27
Fits PET.
1t Was a Small Chicken That lie Cared for
Quite Tenderly.

1t Was a Small Chicken That lie Cared FOR
Quite Tenderly.
Fitz was beautiful large Spitz watch
dog we had to take care of the place.
One day as he was summing himself
on the piazza the old hen brought her
brood of chickens around; to try, sup,
pose, to find them something to eat.
One of the little chickens deliberately
ran from its mother, and jumped on
Fits back; he didn't seem one bit
pleased at having such liberty taken
with him, but do what he might he
couldn't frighten the little chicken
from his back. After awhile it jumped
down and commenced playing with
Fitz's paws. In the course of a few
hours they became great friends
the chicken following the dog
everywhere he went. Fitz was
kept in the house at night, and
had his bed in one corner of the
kitchen. Before dark he would pick
up the chicken in his mouth. carry it in
and lay it very tenderly in his own bed,
where it would. nestle in his long hair
and go sound asleep.
Early in the morning F'itz would
carry it out and watch to see that moth
ing happened to it while he was in the
vicinity. One morning | heard the dog
make queer growing sort of sound,
and looking up saw large hawk cir
cling over the tops of the trees watch
ing chance to get the bird; but Fitz
was too smart for the hawk; he quickly
picked up his pet and darting into the
house, deposited it in its own corner.
Things went on in this way for some
time, the dog and the bird being so hap
Ply together, One morning one girl
wanted Fitz to go with her to the store
to carry the basket as he usually did.
This day he did not seem inclined to go
with her, but she coaxed him so hard
finally he wagged his tail and looked
at her as much as to say: well, I'll
go, but would rather not" He picked
up his little chicken, put it as he
thought in safe place and looking
around to see that everything was
right. took the basket and followed the
girl. Some one of the family must have
left the door open, for in an hour when
Fitz returned he couldn't find his pet
anywhere. He searched every room in
the house; not finding it, he rushed in
to the garden and to the different
places he used to carry it to play, but
no bird could the poor dog find. Poor
Fitz. it made my heart sore to look at
him; he would take no interest in any
thing about the place, lost his appetite
and seemed to go into decline, and
ready to die of broken heart. Wide
Awake.
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in his makeup" which made him a
jolly companion for four boys, who in
turn did like to plague the poor old
chap" the family horse.
John was black-coated, strong and
intelligent. His tricks wH'e not vicious
ones. lie never kicked, baked nor ran
away, being sober and well conducted
when driven or ridden by the senior
member of the family.
He had fondncss for his master. who
petted him "A great deal. The women
could drive him. lie brought them
home in just the same condition they
started out. 1t was only with the boys
of the family that John vcntured to
Joke"
There were four of them-Ernest,
Walter, Henry and Albert-bright
young fellows, who delighted to tickle
Johns nose with a fragrant-smelling
apple. snatching it away when he APP
peared to enjoy it.
John was pig in his love for mellow,
ripe apples. The boys thought it fun
to tease him a little, and make him
anxious to get it before giving it up to
him.
They really did teach him to play
''hide and seek" with them.
One of his tricks was to sigh and
swell up his body, when being saddled,
if one of the little boys was about to
ride him.
OF course, the saddle was invariably
turned after they had ridden little
distance.
Another trick was snatching cap
from their heads and galloping away
with it to the fatherest corner, whin-
nying defiance to the capless young
ster
One May afternoon, as l sat beside q
window, some bovish voices called: I've
are going to ride out to Muddy Fork
John is lazy-dont have enough to do"
John looked at me and plainly saw
fun in his eyes. He made nip at an
apple geranium, and then went along
as sober as judges are said to be.
His expression plainly said to me:
'These four boys seated upon my back
are hunting for fun. I'll help find it,
Ernest and Albert whistled gayly.
Henry and Walter urged ''lazy bones
along.
Such good horse as he is. 1t isn't
every one that would carry such load
of restless boys" was my thought, as
John slowly crept along, head down,
apparently meditating deeply.
In an hour four boys. wet and muddy,
walked in at the gate, angry and ready
to ''have it out with the sly old horse.
"What has he done?" inquired.
'Done?" chorused an indignant quar-
tette of boyish voices. 'IIe poked al
along, as if he was almost asleep, unit
we got into the water. All at once he
lay down, spilled us off his back, ant
just galloped back home"
''He did it on purpose, of course hi
did. He thinks he can play tricks OF
us little boys. He don't dare try EN-
with mel."
"I'd like to pound his back" said one
We went to the back gate, and saw
him standing there, looking meek ant
subdued, ONLY detected twinkle il
his eyes.
He received a scolding. which he dit
saw him in the stable-yard, with fou
boys perche@ upon his back -Prairi
| Farmer
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-07-27
a UNIVERSAL RELIGION.
Christ Gave the World New and Divin,

christ Gave the World q New and Divine
Idea.
The Gospel means to conquer the
world; and it will do it. This is its
lofty ambition; this is its Divine des-
tiny. In this respect it stands unique
among the religions of the world No
form of idolatry ever aimed at univer-
salty. TO worship the God of the
grove, the fountain, the locality, was
all that was contemplated by heather
religions. The disciples of many forms
of superstition did not wish them to be-
come universal. Universally would
rob them of the charm of their sweet
exclusiveness. They were for their
''set," their country, their race. They
were local, ethnic, or at most, national.
Judaism was not aggressively
missionary. Its larger outlook, as
DIR. Hanna suggests, were mis-
understood, disregarded, disliked.
Christ found the Jews the most narrow
and bigoted of all people. The jew
was the religious Pharisee, despising
all others religiously; the Greek was
the physical Pharisee, despising all
others physically. The Roman was
tolerant, not because of charity, but
because of Indifference. Rome knew
nothing of tenderness Christ gave the
world new, sublime, Divine idea.
He sent His apostles out to preach a
religion equally needed by and equally
adapted to all races, chimes and CEN
turtles This is the most sublime idea
ever proclaimed to the world. 1t is
matchless, peerless, glorious. Think
of the amazement with which
the $50 we into all the world;
preach the Gospel unto every crea-
ture" fell upon the ears of the dis
ciples! Their world was narrow strip
of land this new world is the globe.
We have become familiar with the idea,
but moments reflection gives it it's
marvellous proportions. No philosopher
of Greece or Rome, or of the imagina-
tive east. ever dreamed of such a
thought. That one idea gives Christ
the foremost place in the ranks of the
worlds thinkers. Where did He, if only
a Galilean youth, get the idea? Elk
plain that, if you deny His divinity.
Are you thinker? Here is problem.
It's solution involves divinity in the
Great Teacher.
Away over the hills Of Judea and
Samaria went the apostles of the cross.
The islands of the blue Egean were
stepping-stones for the feet of "the
sacramental host of Gods elect" The
cross was their weapon. Hoary super
stitions tottered and tumbled. Nations
of highest culture, and nations of wild
est barbarism bowed at Jesus feet
With the cross they battered down the
strongest walls of opposition; with the
cross they pointed the way to glory and
God. They revolutionized literature
architecture, religion, the world Jear
Paul Richter was right when he said
with His pierced hands, Christ has
lifted empires off their hinges, turned
the stream of centuries out of it's chan
mel, and He still governs the ages
Christian Inquirer.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-07-27
FOR SUNDAY READING.
PATIENCE.

Som timer ray honesick heart will fail
and hot tears come;
The pleasures of the world grow pale,
] long for home.
NO white hrowed mountains pierce tina skiss.
No sun touched hills;
The city's din, It's wyetched cries
or woes and ills,
Ring in my ears, while faces wan
OF sin and shame
Cry out for sympathy from man
IN Christ's dear name.
/ put my longings far away,
And on my knees,
Let me but help, dear Lord" pray,
1.-THE least of these"
My burdens lighter seem to bear
The while tread .
The paths of One who had not where
To lay His head"
But sometimes when the day is done.
With all its care,
When through the gateway of tine sun,
The mansions fair
Seem lifting up their golden walls
So pure and strong,
My soul in sad entreaty calls:
Dear Lord, how longl"
Not for my summons home pray,
But earnestly:
Help me in truth from day to day
To live for Thes"
For, o, ! am content to bear
Earth's burdens now,
Till at the azure gates hear
His center thou"
American Messenger
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-07-27
FOR GIkLS AND BOYS.
A GENTLEMAN.

knew him for gentleman
BY signs that never fall
His coat was rough ami rather worn,
His cheeks were thin and pale
A laI who hai his way to make.
With littls time for play
knew him for gentleman
By certain signs to- day.
He met his mother on the street;
OFF came hislittle cap;
My door was SHUT, he waited thers
Until heard his rap.
He took the bundle from my hand,
And when dropped my pen,
He sprang 20 pick it up for ms,
This gentleman of ten.
He does not push and crowd along;
His voice is gently pitched;
He does not fling his books about
As if he were bewitched.
He stands aside to let you pass;
He always shuts the door:
He runs on errands willingly
To forge and mill and store.
He thinks of you before himself;
He serves you if he can;
For in whatever company
The manners make the man.
At ten or forty It's the same,
The manner tells the tale;
And discern the gentleman
By signs that never Jail
Margaret E. Sangster, in Harper's Your
People.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-07-27
English as She Is Spoke.

Justice Schimmilpfepig, of Houston.
is German and his English is a little
broken. Sam Johnsing was brought
before him on the charge of assault
with intent to kill
Maybe you have got some lawyers
TO defend yourself, don't it?"
mo"
DO You want me to appoint dot law
ger for you?"
II don't want muffin ccptin' IN inter
porter, SO kin find out ,ghat you are
talking about. Texas Siftings.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-07-27

" am glad, my son." said the loving
mother of the rising young architect,
as she fondly stroked his head, that
you have done so well. How much
money do you expect to make this
year,
We'll, mother" replied the talented
young man, that is hard to tell, but |
am sure of twenty four hundred dollars.
You see" he continued, gently pressing
his mothers hand, Il have just got an
order for four six hundred dollar cot
tages. Truth.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-07-27
The Secret.

Newly-Graduated Physician-Doctor,
as the field of my labors will be far re-
moved from yours, would you mind
telling me the secret of your success?
Old Physician-The whole secret of a
doctors success is to know just how
long he can keep his patient from get
ting well without the patient becom-
ing Disguised with his mode of treat
ment.-puck.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-07-27
Same Way.

Phlush-Good-b old fellowi I'm of
for summer vacation.
Ardup-Where are you going?
ITO San Francisco. Say, if you make
that trip take the X, Y g. u. limited
and you'll go through without change"
with sad. far-away lookl-"i've
sried going through without change
No go. Get bounced every time. Chi
cago Tribune.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-07-27
A Faint Hope.

Mr.. Manhattan Beach (who has sworn
offl-Doctor, stepped on a banana peel
and received a pretty hard fall. am
afraid have broken my wrist
DR.. Jones-Let me see. No, there is
nothing broken. Just battle your wrist
in whisky four or five times a day and
you will be all right.
Mr.. Beach-Er-doctor, hadn't bet
ter be careful for internal injuries,
too?-TcXas Siftings.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-07-27
Tho Outcome.

First Lawyer-That was queer case
of yours the other day.
Second Lawyer - Yes. My client
wouldn't pay for suit of clothes be-
cause they didn't fit, and the tailor sued
him for the amount.
First Lawyer-How did it come out9
Second lawyer got the suit
Judge
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-07-27
A Seaside Idyl.

"You will be mine, then?" he said. as
he clasped her in his arms.
81 will" she replied, as she laid her
head upon his shoulder.
st seems to me that your face is
familiar" he said, after delicious
pause; ''have we not met before?"
why, certainly" she replied; lat
Bar Harbor last summer we were en-
gaged."-N. Y. Press.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-07-27
Tho Possessiya Case.

Teacher-You have written statesman
with possessive case sign-state's man.
That is incorrect.
Boy-Doesn't the state own the man?
Teacher-No; the statesman owns the
state Good News.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-07-27
Not Unprecedented.

Ten men carry the umbrella Of the
emperor of China. This is not so very
remarkable. Ten men, more or less,
carry the umbrella of an American citi-
zen before it is entirely worn out
Louisville Courier-Journal.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-07-27
The Usual Result.

She (wearily)-My head aches aw-
fully.
He-What have you been doing?
She-I've been trying to decide
whether that bargain got to-day at q
bargain-counter is bargain or not
n. Y. Weekly,
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-07-27
A Reminder.

"You refuse to change that counter.
felt bill for me, and yet you call your
self Christianr' he said.
whats that got to do with it?"
asked the other.
"You should always return good for
evil PUCK.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-07-27
Dick Knew the Sex.

Little Dick-Mamma gave me big
cake, and said should give You half
Let's play game with it.
Little Dot-All right.
Little Dick-Well. let's sit down, and
the one that keeps from talkin' the
longest will get tn whole cake.-Good
News.