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Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-05-11

The new reporter called on SEN
ator Hill to secure an expression
of his opinions on the political is
sues OF the approaching campaign.
"Are you Senator Hilly inquired
the reporter, entering the states
mans parlor.
81 am Democrat" replied the
Senator
MAY / inquire" next ventured
the reporter. "If you are or are
not free silver man2"
III am a Democrat" responded
the Senator, politely.
"Ah, indeed" smiled tho repor-
tor, "then are you a free trader?"
IL am a Democrat" still insisted
the Senator from New York.
"Are you in favor of fight In
Boring sea?" asked the reporter
carrying the subject out Of the
country.
II am Democrat" answered the
Senator, unchanged.
"Are you candidate for the
Presidential nomination at Chica-
go?"
"I am a Democrat"
"And you want TO be President?'
''I am a Democrat" Mr.. Hill in
sisted.
"Thank you for your courh-sy
Senator, and the valuable infor.
nation you have given me-" OBJ
served the reporter, with a bow
"now will you join me in n glass
Of the good old stuff?'
"I am Democrat" responded
the Senator, graciously.
"Yes, | know that's why ] ask
cd you TO join me" sai1 the ropor
ter starting out, but the Senator die
not join him, and az he picked hii
way along down the hall ho com
muned with himself, saying:
81 wonder il that man wasn't Isl
ing TO me, after all"
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-05-11

The oldest ex-Cabinet officer i'm
the country is James Campbell
who was Franklin Piercc's Post.
master General. Mr.. Campbell is
more than so, and has passed the
latter years Of an unruifled life in
the congenial quiot of Philadel-
phia, where it is even declared he
still practices law.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-05-11

The highest velocity ever given
TO cannon ball is estimated at a
mile in 3.2 seconds. The velocity
of the earth at the equator, due to
its rotation on it's axis, is a mile
in 3.6 seconds. Therefore, if a
cannon ball were fired due west,
and could maintain its initial ve-
locity, il would beat the sun in it's
apparent journey around the earth.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-05-11

1t is said that metropolitan of
tho Greek church, in one of the
Danube principalities, selected a
number of Mr.. Surgeons sermons
for translation into the vernacular
and ordered his clergy to read
them to his flocks.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-05-11
CEREDO, WAYNE co, w. VA. WEDNESDAY, MAY II. 1897,

below, hence the old saying that
everything is lovely when the
goose honks high" and not hangs
high, which is most nonsensical
pervcrsicn of the original old New
England saying.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-05-11

Two thousand four hundred aud
ninety-three immigrants landed
from one ship in Baltimore one
day last week. This is said to be
the largest number by one ship at
one time to this country.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-05-11

The lronton Register is preparing
an industrial edition." which will
contain illustrated descriptions of
the manufactures, etc, of the city.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-05-11

Huntington has new building
and loan association-the Nation
al. Ii starts with an authorized
capital of 100000. The presi-
dent is b. w. Foster and the gen
erai manager s. ID. Gibbs.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-05-11

To find the relative distance of
the sun and stars, suppose the
earth and sun but one inch apart.
At the same relative distance the
nearest fixed star would be just IL
miles away.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-05-11
The Chance of u Lifetime!

Act quick and you can make hundreds Of
dollars. We want an agent In every town
tO circulate this book. Exclusive territory
given. 1T SELLS Ar sight, because ~ IL
so attractive and contains Information all
are anxious 10 know. The time IL ripe for u
This II the best selling thing ever offered.
Agents are meeting with unparalleled sue
other e23 In 40 minutes; smother repJrts f26
orders In "a week.
Books on 20 days credit Liberal terms
Write for full particulars or secure the aRen-
cy Instantly. Seud only % cents for AN sle-
gant and complete canvass ng oufnt
Address the sole general agents for this
State,
ROYAL PUBLISHING CO.,
ST. LOUIS, Mo.
2y2 n aecoud Street
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-05-11


The farmer of the future, saws
an exchange, will be n man of
brains rather than muscle he will
be man of capacity-mental ca
pacity-and breadth rather than a
contracted Shatter-box on the
"four corners" he will be stu
dent; he will be man Of culture
aid endowed with fine sensibili.
ties; he will be a husband and a
father such as all true women pic
ture in their bappiest moods. He
will be n man whom the politician
and the Legislators will feel it an
honor to consult. Ii has always
been n mystery TO us that so few
farmers have any adequate con-
ception of the possibilities of their
calling. IL is strange that there
is such complete absence of en-
thusiasm and interest. Strange il
is that it should be looked upon M
last resort or n stepping stone.
This is not as it should be.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-05-11

Gen. T.. NJ. Harris, Of Harrisville,
this State, is about to publish a his.
tory of the assassination of Prcsi.
dent Lincoln, which, it is said. will
contain some new and startling
statements. Gen. Harris was a
member of the military commission
that tried the conspirators. He as.
serts there was a great conspiracy
to assassinate President Lincoln and
other prominent members of the
administration, and that Jefferson
Davis had knowledge Of IL.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-05-11
tools was found on his person. Ii
Is supposed that he intended 70 re-
lease Harrison.

The cpurl court of Cahon ha~o
concluded % ury tho elegrn a1d
tional lots to make au
square of the Courthouse vroat J.
The price to be paid for these lots
in $16,475.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-05-11

lronton is making arrangements
to secure a large furniture factors
for that place.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-05-11

Permission has boen granted the
Norfolk & Western railroad, by
Congress, 10 bridge tho Potomac
river, at or near Georgetown, Dis
trict Of Columbia. This is to ena-
bic the road TO gun iis passenger
trains into Washington over its
branch that is now being con
stucted from a point on the Sben-
andoah Valley DIVISION Ports
mouth Tribune.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-05-11

General Rosencranz says that in
the proverb Everything Is lovely
and the goose hangs high" tho
word "hangs" should really be
"honks." The saying originated
in the Northern States, where, in
rainy, foggy OF stormy weather, il
is a well-known fact that tho geese
fly low-skimming along over the
very house-tops. In fine and pleas
ant weather they fly in long
strings, 50 high in the air that
their peculiar cry, "Honk, honk, /"
can scarcely bo heard ON tho earth
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-05-11

Four elegant new Pullman pal
ace cars were received by tho G.. &
o. last week, and have been much
admired. The interior Of the cars
Is finished in maroon plush, with
salmon colored draperies. The
smoking rooms are finished with
peacock green, with silver mount
ings The most beautiful spots in
the cars are the bridal chambers.
They are upholstered With a new
shade Of blue with trimmings Of a
darker tint. The cars are lighted
by electricity from crystal bulbs,
each car containing seventy lights.
= Portsmouth Tribune.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-05-11
A Grand Opportunity
For An Ambitious Young Nan

For An Ambitious Young Man.
Attend tie most renowned, "cheap.
est, best and highest honored
College, the Commercial College
OF Kentucky University, w. r.
Smith, President II is situated in
the beautiful and healthiul city Of
Lexington, KY, and has an annual
attendance Of 600 50 from w. Va.
attending last year, Is efficient and
high salaried teachers are employed.
II is endorsed by award Of Highest
Honor at Worlds Exposition, by
10 600 graduates, including scores
from w Va. by Governors, &c.
Book keeping, Banking. Arithmetic,
Commercial Law, Photography,
Type writing, Telegraphy, &c.
taught This paper has a full Diplo
ma Business Scholarship in this la.
nous College, which will be dis.
posed Of, on reasonable terms, 10 a
deserving young lady or gentleman
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-05-11
The CerdeO Advance.

Ironton high school will grad
uate thirteen pupils.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-05-11

Mr.. Chas Hazard IS authorized
TO receive subscriptions for tho RI
PORTER. Hand your subscriptions
to him.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-05-11
DR.L. P.FARREILY.
DENTIST.
CeredO. W. va.

All operations pertaining to the
mouth and teeth attended to in a
scientific manner. Artificial teeth
guaranteed to fit perfectly and look
natural. Gold, Amalgam and Por-
celain filings. Prices reasonable
and satisfaction guaranteed.
TOffice in new Bank Building.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-05-11

There arc indications every
where that this is a Republican
year.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-05-11
FORTY THOUSAND
DOLLARS.

Many Photographic views of Chicago's "sky-
Scraper" buildings, such as the new Masonic
Temple, q stories high, the auditorium, the
ROOkery. etc. A superb birds eye view OF
the entire city. size 7x27 Inches The crown.
Ing feature IL grand cyclorama picture
Bird's-eye View OF the Exposition Grounds
and Buildings, In eight oil colorp. size Ox ~
inches. positively dazzling IN magnincsDce,
revealing what will cost over s2O.BO!O0O. IL
IL a wonderful picture. showing what annot
be per 'ectiy described. IL sets before you the
grandest spectacle OF moJeTn times, where
the richest produc OF every clIme Will be
shown. Every nation In the world will be
represented
The book Is for the millions who contem-
plate visiting Chicago In 1888. IL will be pur-
chased by the millions who cannot go, but
who will desire To know Just what their
friends sre seeing.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-05-11

The Norfolk & Western Railroad
are making big preparations in an
ticipation of the completion of the
Ohio extension and the increased
passenger and freight traffic it will
bring them. Last week they placed
another large order with the Pull
man Palace Car Company. 1t calls
for twenty-five first-class vestibulc
coaches; ten fifty-two foot baggage
cars; ten express cars; five United
States mail cars, full length, all
for the passenger train service. In
the freight line the contract pro-
vides for ono thousand grain cars !;
two hundred ventilated fruit cars,
and four hundred gondola coal
cars. This is in addition to tho
other orders already sent in for
passenger and freight equipment.
i Portsmouth Tribune.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-05-11

Reports from the upper Zig san
dy state that the damage done the
river banks and channel by tho
recent rise is without precedent i'm
the history Of this stream. The
rapid subsiding of tho water left
the banks in such soggy condi-
ton that IN many instances they
have cayed out il great half acre
gaps, carrying with them all sorts
of trees, brush, and rubbish, and
greatly obstructing, and interfcr-
ing with the passage of the Sandy
boats. Many of these trees are
huge sycamores, aud with their
great outreaching limbs and naked
roots failed TO come out with rush,
but remain, often caught in the
middle of the stream, very dan
gerous obstacles 10 successful nav
igation. Quite likely the outcome
of the matter will bo some very
lively work for tho Government
during the approaching summer,
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-05-11
VOLUME VII.
1'he Ceredo Advance.

A Republican Newspaper that
has n large circulation I'm the Big
sandy and Twelve Pole Valleys
Ian excellent advertising rncdi-
una.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-05-11
OFFICIAL GUIDE
TO THE
Worlds Fair and Chicago.

over 900 pages, sire 7xi2 inches. Elegantly
printed. Handsomely bound I'm silk cloth,
EN- bossed In gold. Supcrbly illustrated with
magnificent represer tations of all the nam
moth Worlds Fair Buildings. Each buildi ng
u full page colored plate, executed In eight
oil colors at n ost OF nearly
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-05-11


Yesterday, says late number Of
the Martinsburg World, creature,
supposed to be possessed with a
soul, passed over the B. & o. 10
Baltimore. The man (if he can
be called such) had hair all over
his face and resombled baboop
or chimpanzee, aud one arm was
shorter than the other. He was
wrapped in large coat and kept
his small head in constant motion.
His eyes were piercing black and
his lips full and red. HE nose
was aquiline and his ears small.
He was in charge Of man who
treated him very kindly, and was
on his way TO New York where he
will be exhibited in WORTH Mu-
scum. Ii is said ne was born i'm
Ohio and is "a years Of age. He
eaks but little.
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-05-11
Published Ecery Wednesday.

Strictly cash IN adcance.
Iob printing of all kinds neatly
eJ and promptly executed on rea
sonable terms,
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-05-11

There ~ a large force Ot men at
work ON the n. & w. shops. The
foundation masonry Of the Round
house is being put in, and the
brick work will begin soon. The
Round-hous0 will be- quite fine
structure being about 400 H. in
diameter The work Of grading
the grounds has begun also and
the whole work will bo pushed as
vigorously az possible.
A peculiar incident is reported 10
have occurred 80 the Huntington
ysil few davs ago N connection
with murderer llarrison's case. Al.
bert Fuller feigped intOxication and
was committed. lie requested 10
be allowed TO share Harrison's cell.
Suspicion WAS aroused. he was
searched, and a foil kit Of burglars
New-York tribune., 1892-11-27
TILE ROSE In MY HEART.

All things uncomelv and broken all things worn out
and old.
The cry Of a child by the roadway. the creal OF
numbering cart.
The heavy steps OF the plouglman splashinS the
winter mold,
Are wronslg your image that blossoms rose III
the dccps Of my heart
The wrong OF the things misshapen IS wrong too
great 10 be told
hunger TO build them anew and sit green
With the earth and the sky and the water remade,
like a casket Of gold
For my dreams Of your IMAGE that blossoms d
rose IN the deeps OF my heart.
W d. YEATS.
New-York tribune., 1892-11-27
DIFFERENT VERSION OF Az OLD rirE

Picked up by tho Milwaukee Evening WISCONSIN,
The present Columbian times have recall cd 70 pinn
memory the biography Of Chrisiop er C)luhlnuH ~
was written by schoolboy In the Nidnnds Ensl'"u, u,
twenty wears ago. The master t)d the boys 10
write each a short ESSAY on the great naygaor alu
the following Is the only that has wltlst)od tne
ravagcs OF the tooth OF time. We tive IL clWPWc;
"Co'umbus was a man who could make an egg stana
end without breaking IT, The King OF SPAN ~
% Columbus Can You discover Amer'a :, -,
said & Cpumbus If YOU will give me a SIP he htd
"A ship and sailed the In the direction Wnrlp
he thought America ought 20 be- found Inc s'"rs
Quarreed and said they believed there was no sucn
place hut after many days the pilot called to Inn ana
said columbus, see land Then that is Nnsloa
said Columlnls When the ship got near the land wa!
fun Of black men. Columbus said: Is TINS Amrr',,
'Ics, II Is said they. Il suppose you are IN" nis
gers p YES they said I'VE are and tfe chief
said: Il suppose You are Cohlmbusi 2 You're right
said he. Then the chief turned 10 his men ana siI
There Is help for It we are discovered at last
New-York tribune., 1892-11-27


What became Of YOU on the hoatY ! looNei
everywhere for you ?' asked Fra"t B"lc' ot
nowycr, with hypocritical nonchalance a lew DAYS
later 49,. ,.,.,tr
Boat 80 exploded Bower forcihly; u lts hkry
I'll take the same hoat Mrs DuncanS p1rtv Took
| went and hid Stayed on the island all hlsh.'
canned with some army fellows II ever 3o-
ccpt any invitation again from anything nut s 'ls
male of my species. may be- married allN' AII w
# | ever speak 10 woman oi NOR" c'ihpll''c'
tcmrcramcnt than salrsladN-- -, IN
1T wasn't her complicated temperament N,n~n
like horrors Nou were all right; hnt the h1'", h1,
,;.~rish. YOU know-and she'd ncTer told anynSo,ir
nut il. and hearing the story plump ont Ike
that howlcd her over ,,.
You're a lovely comforter Frank: but | dont
need To be told my break any more plairN tnhn
its burned into NV brains. spoiled duncan
nicnic hv my lumhorng. oa'sh d"nsencSS, ~"
Duncan likes mo. and it's shame. and I'll never
no | never will play any moro ~
so croanel lin Power IN remorseiul pan, nuv
knowing he should die a society man.-tSan Fran
cisco Arg0"aut.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1892-05-15
A NIGHT.
Egypt Benrnth the stars n Place OF En-
chnntment for Poets.

Egypt Beneath the stars a Place OF En-
chhntmcnt for Poets.
Nights there were, too, full of cnchant-
mcnt-such nights as Cleopatra once
ohtwatchcd on some wavc-waShed Al
cNandrian tcrracc-whcn the moon.
burning with n white fire unknown to
the north, hung over her own perfect
image in the water; or when the Sky,
clad i'll the beauty OF a thousand
stars" was mirrored in the still river
below, and we seemed to float through
n starry world.
In the crystal-clear air the great con-
s~tcllations famed with unwontcd splcn-
dor; above, Orion blazcd: the Uyades
and Plciades glittercd like diamond
hbuiac in the nights dark cloak; Cano-
pus's great lamp burned with a mellow
light; Bcrnicc's shining locks hung on
the vaul like n votivc Offering; Cassi-
opcia qucencd it in her silver chair.
while Gcmini's twin bcacons flarcd and
palcd, says Scribncr's Magazine.
Under such n sky, from the terraces
or the AlcHandrian museum, King
ftolcmy's astronomers watched these
cleaning worlds in their ordered march
through space, seeing in cach planet a
divine choristcr in the infinite SYM
phony and hearing family the prelude
OF the celestial %harInonics centuries be-
fore it Numbered in Galilco's ears as he
stood on the brown Tuscan tower
among the olives.
Most precious of all these experiences
is the remembrance of the hours spent
on deck at what the Arabs call ''the
time of evening prayer" when the sun
dipped behind the Librian chain md
Mustapha's fire rose in p~alc-yellow
flame against the violet water.
The mountain tops still glowcd. the
de crt was ashes of roses, the high bank
turned to bitumcn, the sky to molten
gold, and darlily silhouettcd against its
%splcndor,a friczc Of living bronze against
n golden wall, the cvcr-charming figures
of the Egyptian Observation-Disclosures,
on their stately march; Chloe, 1.-the and
slender, driving home her sheen; Daph-
mis-, hcrding his goats; the cleaners of
Virgil, the h~usbandmcn of Theocritus;
the lovers and nymphs of Anacrcon
passed before us in the glamor of the
evening light, every l~ow-browcd profile
outlined in sharpcst relief against the
glowing west.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1892-05-15
Astounding Figures.

Mr.. $. NJ. Davies, Of Ouray, Cal, in
an admirable address to tho silver
club Of that city, among other things
said:
IT the people Of Inc West md South
will only unite in u solid body our
victory will DO won.
Mr.. Hall gave YOU some enormous
figures II few weeks ago, and he is
not wrong in them, either. IIo says
the mining States we're robbed Of
SiOO,GcD.OOh. DO sou know that il
would take 10 cars 10 haul it il il
wore in silver dollars? IIo says the
cotton growers loss, in twenty years
Is SSO,UJu,OUO 1t would take $50
oars Ia haul II. rko whont groves
loss, 81 ,oOO,Opn,ON GOO curs-makiug
u solid train u! 1000 cars To move this
cIIormOus steal from the producers Of
tins country. II would take u train
Of wagons, giving Twenty-Five feet To
tho wagon and horses, aud 2.GtD on
zach wagon, fifty seven miles long TO
haul it. Now do You grasp this cnor.
nous robbery Of tho people? You
II sec that II the people have been
robbed Of this vast sum someone
must have it. Who are they? The
]p!mtocrats have il all, and they are
using il 10 day Ia bind tho ~fcttcrs
moro firmly on the laborers and pro
ducors Of this country.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1892-05-15
lFEoM FlsrpAY's DAILY
SALMAGUNDI

DR.. MeiSs is reported about the
same TO-DAY.
Len Wines, of Ruby Valley, Is i,
town to day.
Hon. George Russell returned from
San francisco this morning.
The Chautauqua circle will meet
this evening Mt Deucon Piummer's.
judge TulIrIt returned from hold.
ing Court i'll Lincoln and White Pine
counties last night.
Mrs. n. u. Guldagcr and family
left last night for Spokane, Washing.
ton. In rcjDim hcr husband.
We wish to inform tho editor OF the
Siircr State hat we have always
voted rs we pleased aud will always
continue To do so. Have you don.
tho same!
Reno JourHdl:-Tho Carson Nc,rs
has been purchased by Miss ANNE II.
Martin, IL sprlghtly young Carson
III and niece of Proctor Knott, of
Kentucky.
Campbell, the rich cow-man of
White Pine, who was arrested in
California aud brought back to White
PIne county for trial by Sheriff Ben
Payne last Winter, had his trial for
cattle stealing and was acquitted.
Tie returned TO California on last
nights train.
Reliable reports frcm Ely, White
PIno county, arc that the Joanna and
Chainman group OF mines have been
sold tothe Colorado parties that have
been negotiating for this property for
n year. III the sale has rcen made.
Ely will be tho best gold camp west
vi the Black Hills.
4 correspondent Of the Silrer State.
writing from Carson, says that Sur
vcyo:-General Jones is the only State
officer who is square on tho silver
question and that Gov. Colcord, Con
trUller Horton and Treasurer Epan
have not attended any OF the silver
meetings.
Wells was treated, Tuesday night
between S and o o'clock, to the ex-
tremely rare and beautiful phenom-
enon OF II lunar rainbow. The west
ern sky and background Of the bow
Was OF inky blackness and the arc,
which was as bright as n sun bow, OK
tended from horizon To horizon. Only
II person in Wells had ever seen
this beautiful phenomenon before.
Jim Townsend says: The man who
gets married Gin the dark of tho
moon" will never know what real con-
nubial felicity liz, and his children
will stutter aud DO cross eyed, kree-
sprung and spawned. So the Profess
Sor says. Some men pretend TO be-
love that potatoes won't hatch un-
less they are set when the moon isn't
looking. nor will mnccnroni vines
mature il not planted at the sume
time.