Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1892-11-02
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The bonnet that turns q womsn's head is
| the bonnet that some other woman wears.
-Picayune.
Unfsggipg interest has made many a
fortune and wrecked many q railroad
| train.-Elmira Gazette.
1t is question whether the poker-roem
should be called the ante-room or the draw
ing ng-room.-Binghsmto Leader.
1t seems to take more correspondence to
bring on a yacht race than it does to per-
| feet great commercial tresty.-Lowell
Courier.
Had Tried It.-Winks-What's the best
| thing to do when you spill cup of tea on
| q lsdy's dressi Jinks-Run.-New York
Weekly.
Mr.. Cheerup-Two heads are better
than one. Mr.. Beerup-EIcept when a
man sees them in his shaving glass In the
morning.-Puck.
She-Of course you will say that we wo-
men dearly love a secret. He-0h, no. If
| you did you wouldn't bs SO eager to give II
| away. y."-Indisnspoli Journal.
Mrs. Flihi-Come, uncle, 1 want to see
what you think of those new hsngings.
| Uncle Texss-Flossie, 1 hsin't got no use
| for new-faugled ways Lynchin' is good
enough for me -Chicsgo Inter-ocean.
Customer-will this ink fadei Clerk
| think not sir. 1t has been known TO last
for years. Customer-Well, I want to be
dead cure about it. 1 am going to write q
| poem for a magazine with it.-Judge.
Mabel Ito Frank, who has had to take
how did you like herl Frank (wesrily)-l
| wasn't particularly plrssed, but she made
a great impression on the wster.-Hsrvard
Lsmpoon.
At the Wedding DE Wilton-Why did
the clergyman ask him IL he would have
her for better or worstl Msjjlton-I guess
it lie because they haven't settled definitely
whether they will live in New York or
Brooklyn Puck
al thought you said your boys nurse
was a colored girl, Mrs. Hicks" said the
visitor. 'I saw her today, and shes
| white" "Oh, we'll, Ehs looks white" said
Mrs. Hicks, "but in reality she Is very
reen."-Hsrper's Bazaar.
Jesn-Did You think there was anything
| questionable in the play last nightl Frank
well, / must admit there were some
things there 1 couldn't approve of. Jean
| Pooh, Mr.. Prude, what were theyi Franl
The women's hsts.-Chicsgo Inter Ocean.
His First Visit.-Josh Hayseed-wher
do we eat breakfast! Hotel Clerk-Bresk
fast Is from ak to eleven; dinner from
twelve to six, and supper from six tc
eleven. josh Hsyseed-Grest Scott wher
will find time to take in the sightsi-
Texas Siftings.
Customer-Those last cigars had from
you are up to nothing. The lower down
| you get in the box the worse they are. To
bacconist-You have always some fault tx
find. just turn the box over and begin a
the bottom, and they will improve as yor
go along.-Illustrirte Chronik-
Mr.. Bouder-You're looking well, old
man; must have enjoyed yourself last sum
mer. Ed Bullwell-Yes, did. Mr.. Bon
der-Find a pleasant plscel Ell Bullwell-
Very pleasant! Mr.. BondeT-Where were
you-up In the Adirondacksl Ed Bullwel
mo; on the right side of the stock mar
ket--Life's Calendar
| Husbsnd-Yes, yen think I'm mean, bu
you never give me any credit for the worry
and anxiety 1 save you. Wite-Wha'
worry and anxiety do You save met Hus
bsnd-Lots. If l got you sealskir
sacque you would be worrying and tor
menting yourself with spprehensions Of
the moths getting into 1t. Now l refus,
to get you the garment and that dreac
and dis quietude is saved you--Cape Cox
| Item.