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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-09-03
Cheap Excursion Rates To Colorado
P0inia.

Cheap Excursion Rates To- Colorado
Points.
Taking effect June the popular Santa
Fe Route will sell excursion tickets to the
following points. Denver. $23.75; Colo
RADIO Springs, 500 Pueblo, 1855.
Tickets have transit limit OF two days in
each direction, with final limit of Oct. 31st
1892. Sale OF above tickets will be dis
continued Sept. Both, 1892. Passengers
leave Santa Fe at :55 p. M, breakfast
at La Junta, arriving at Pueblo II 80 a.
M, Colorado Springs at 2:20 p. m. and
OF Denver 5p. m. Or leave Santa Fe at
s: 80 a. m. arriving at Denver 80 the
following morning. For further infor-
nation apply to
W. N. SMITH, Agent.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-09-03
Self Evident.

Mr.. Gorson Gas the elevator drops by
Down
The New Elevator Boy disappearing
below)-Of course it's goin' down, yol
old chump, can't you see nothin'?
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-09-03

Act on a new neutrality-suspicious. the
liver, stomach and bowels through the
nerves. A new discovery. DR.. Miles
Pills speedily cure biliousness, bad taste,
torpid liver, piles, constipation. Un.
equslled for men, women, children.
Smallest, mildest, surestl 80 doses, rs cts,
Samples Free ct A. G. Ireland's.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-09-03
What Will Probably Happen.

What Will Probably Happen.
On Olympus.
Venus Some one send for DR.. Escua-
Plus, quick
Jupiter-Why, Venus, dear, what's The
trouble?
Venus-Cupid's just got hack from
those horrid summer resorts again and
I'm afraid he's going to have brain fever.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-09-03

Why, my iellow.citizsns said the stump
orator, why, l ask, are we cursed with
poverty? Why are you not rich? Why
am a poor man to night2
Because you wuz too ALFRED lazy to
work, said bystander who really should
have been more polite.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-09-03
Bucklen's Arnica salye.

The best Salya in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sofec, letter, chapped hands, chilblains
corne, and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required. II
IS g,,aranteed to give perfect satisfaction,
or t, .ney refunded. Price rs cents Del
box. For sale ate. M. Creamer's.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-09-03

This question strange occurs
In regard to couples affairs!
If she is his and he is hers
Shall we say that they both are theirs.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-09-03

The only way to cure fever and ague is
either to neutralize the po:sons which
cause the disease or to expel them from
the system. Ayers Ague Cure operates
in both ways. 1t is warranted specific
for all forms of malarial disorders, and
never fails to cure. Try it.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-09-03

That fortune teller said an awfully mean
thing to poor old Miss Meridish.
What did he say?
Told her he could do nothing for her.
Said be read the future and not the past.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-09-03

Ayers Sarsaparlla Is one of the few
remedies which are recommended by
every school OF medicine. Its strength,
purity and efficacy are too we'll established
to admit Of doubt as to its superiority
over all other headquarters whatever.
Ayers Sarsaparilla leads all.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-09-03
A Minor Omission,

"Clara, Pm engaged to be married
already, and I've only been here two days"
"You sweet thingl Who is the happy
mani"
Dear me. how Unfortunate He forgot
to give me his card. "-Chicago News.
Record.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-09-03
A Sad CaSC.

Why does Bilkers talk SO much?
He has to talk a great deal before he
GAYS anything.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-09-03

Genevieve-Miss Somerset paints AFRO
ciously.
Gladys sweetly-How do you think
she ought to paint?
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-09-03
CONSUMPTION

Ihave positive remedy for tho above disease By its
use thousands of cases Of the worst kind and Of long
standing have been cured Indeed strong is my faith
in it's efficacy that wi. send BOTTLES FREE, with
VALUABLE TREATISE on this disease TO any suf.
terer who will send their Express and T. o. address,
q. A. SIocurn. NJ. g.. 1873 Pearl St.. N. Y.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-09-03

Cass Avenue Lady-What is the matter,
Bridget Why are you going to leaves
Bridget-Sure, ma'aln, our, policeman
hasfbeen appointed to another district. -
Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-09-03
Another Surprise.

Tourist delightedly-Your reasonable
rates are pleasant surprise.
European Host to clerk-Charge the
gentleman 90 francs for pleasant sur
prise ,-Exchange.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-09-03
The Matter ExDlained.

What male you allow yourself to be
held up by road agents?
don't know. guess it must hove
been case of stage fright. Washington
St,r
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-09-03
Competition Too scare

Did your political opponents hold a
meeting in your town?
Yes, but there have been 80 many fun.
erals here of late that the public took no
interest in it.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-09-03
RasI, Conclusions.

If were to depend on you for loan OF
$40 what would you say?
That you didn't know me.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-09-03
visit the Grand Canon Of the Cello
RADIO. ftafi&

Vtsft tHc WTHHu OHV" VI tHeNoIU'
RADIO. ff%3i& /.
Commencing at once, will sell to those
DESTROYS Of visiting the Grand Canon Of the
Colorado, round trip tickets from Santa
Fe via Flagstaff, for $3.50 for the round
trip. Tickets will have traneit limit Of
thirty days in each direction. with final
limit of ninety days from date Of sale.
The stage connects with our through Pa.
cifc coast trains, and leaves Flagstaff each
Monday, Wednesday and Ffiday, return.
ing from the canon each Tuesday, Thurs
day and Saturday. The Grand Canon
Hotel company. have provided tenss fol
tourists, meals 81 per. capita and lodgine
81 per night. Apply at city Office for f1f
information. W. M. SnrrH,
Ticket Agent A., T. ~. r.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-09-03
A MacnanfmOus Girl. q,

Won't sou give me just one kiss?
No, sir. I'm not 30 mean and stingy as
that.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-09-03
RllYmel Puzzles.

What do you print such poetry in your
magazine for?
We've abolished our prize-rebus depart
ment and had o get substitute for it.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-09-03

Must Get Another Partner.
Cousin Ned-May have the next waltz
Cousin Nellie-Yes, ifyou can can find
any one willing to give it to you.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-09-03

YEAR. ANNUAL MEAN.

The annual monthly values will show the
distribution Of temperature through the
year.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-09-03

THO pkpEP Is kept on iileat {. Dabe'.
IHIo ~ LII Advertising Agency, 81 anG
o. Merchants Exchange, Sau Francisco, Cal
where contracts for advertising eau be- made
for
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-09-03

convention Of New Mexico either dared not
express its sentiments or did not care
enough about the interests of our wool
growers to say one word about them in its
platform, that the Republican territorial
platform denounces the Springer free wool
bill in vigorous tones and that the national
Democratic platform denounces all protec-
ton as robbery and hence all wool grow
ers are robbers, there is little more which
can be ssid to show which party is our
friend and which is our enemy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-09-03

10 place wool on the free list and 10 re-
duce the ,fnties on ,soolen goods.
Be il enacted by the house OF represen-
tafives Of the United States Of America in
congress assem- bled: That on and after
Tie first day Of January, 1893, the follow
ing articles, when imported, shall be
exempt from duty, namely: All wools,
hair OF the camel, goat, alpaca, and other
like animals, and oil wool and hair on the
skin, III noils, top waste, slubbing waste,
rowing waste, ring waste. yarn waste, card
waste, bur waste, ragB, and tocks, in
cludihg ali raste or rags composed wholly
For ID part of wool.
| This 10 not q mere reduction OF duty
but .iSftee trade pure and simple, ard Mr..
Joseph or some other Democratic candi.
tdate wall soon be asking US to return a
delegate to congress to support the above
infamous measure, which means that you
will be brought into degrading composition
with every country on earth, from the
pauper paid laborers Of Europe to the
escaped conVicts Of Australia and the hall
fed, half clad herders on the pampas Of
South America. The above bill passed
the Democratic house Of representatives
by large majority and every Republican
there voted against, aud have not heard
that Mr.. Joseph said one word against it,
though he knew II wonld ruin thousands
Of his own constituents. Now when ]
odd that Cleveland In al interviea short
time since said, II hope the Springer fsee
wool bill Will pass" that the Democrat
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-04-24

One can stand the vertebrated sunbonnet,
but not the other kind. In fact it can
not stand itself.
The Hipaap sunbonnet, made of Grape
or black calico and belonging TO the
radiats or mollusk family, would cast a
gloom over a hanging and take away all
its cheerful aspect. The enervated sun
bonnet made of large black pancake
that soured before it could ''raise" is a
sad sight. While l have been tempted
in my youth to sneak up into the fra
grant recesses of freshly starched
white sunbonnet and linger there for an
instant. do not think could have done
40 il it had been one OF the black and
nervouely prostrated variety. 1t seems
80 now at least.
The buffalo overcoat, however, Is pass
ing away. Two years ago noticed in
st. Paul and Minneapolis only seven or
eight Of them. aud they were almost en-
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-04-24

TIA Cobb Ho1sSl Some comnercrsI men
VINO have srisd il call II the Psss House.
That u . good name for IL
The ham ons gets thsss always seems
70 De what was lsfs over from some other
mans breakfast You have no dosbs
eassu that KIND Of ham, do not know
who as<s MS tablecloth when il i clean.
! know THAI be does nos.
One day asked . yixiser who called
AZ nay room what he would hike, and he
said 10 believed he would take brandy
and sarsApariliA Brandy with small
bottle Of sarssparills. he said. Is an ex-
eeiient spring tonic, and the s&rssparilla
completely disguises the taste of the
brandy,
rang and told the waiter TO bring up
. seltzer lemonade for me and brandy
and sarsaparilla for my friend he was
gone quite a long time. We thought he
had gone out to the baseball game and
We almost gave him mp. BY and by he
came painting 10 the room with brandy
and bottle Of Dudes sarsaparilla. He
had tried three drug stores, il seems, be-
fore he could get the sarsaparilla at all
THAT'S twice l have had the same ex-
rerience.
Once Mr.. James Whitcomb Riley. Mr.
Amos Jelyfe Walker and DIR. Franklin
Worthington Hays. of indianapolis,
with two or three other friends, sat visit
ing in a room at the Dennison House.
Possibly il was my room. Anyway. dur
ing the evening one Of the party offered
10 extend To me the hospitalities Of my
room. and so pushed the electric rosette
on the wall. and when the boy came We
saw at once that he was a new boy. He
had recently come to the city from
small town in Indiana called Alick, that
being = nickname for Alexandria. The
boy was just trying TO DO bell boy for
tho first time. He was more familiar
with the ethics of scalding hogs.
Everybody gave his order. Mr..
Walker said he would take IAN Apolh-
naris.' The boy was gone quite awhile.
Some thought he had gone home to
Alexandria TO get something. By and by
he came back and brought everything
except Mr.. Walkers beverage. He
could not ger that. The chemist down
stairs did not have 1t.
What did you ask for" queried Mr..
Walker.
why, asked for what Won told me
TO ask for" said the boy, as he fell over
china cuspidor and then scratched his
back against welcome wardrobe. Il
told him YOU wanted pound of arus."
Possibly If you had asked for half a
pound" said Mr.. Walker. ''you would
have got it. almost wish now that
had said half a pound. 1t would have
heen enough"
So the boy went back to see il he could
get half a pound of arus.
We notice in our travels recently the
decline of the buffslo overcoat in the
northwest. 1t was at one time as much
a Characteristic Of the northwest as the
sunbonnet Is Of the south. Below Ma
son-Dixon's justly celebrated line the
sunbonnet is remarkably prevalent
Quite generally it is made of. black ma
terial. The black sunbonlset is one Of
the saddest things know of. Especially
is this true if it has lost its vertebra.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-04-24
OF A WAYSIDE Inn
Bill Nye Writes of the Nine
teenth Century Type
SOME or HIS EXPERIENCES
Hotels Hs Has Lived ard Almost Died
Ina Ben Boy Who Wanted 70
Do His Duty

rhsvs iuss paid my bill at the snesr-
kAse House. and my physician says THAI
the hits via al be vel IA few days.
The SnesrkAse House - rehc Of the
snrly hissoy Of the United States. them
good old days' when people were per
fscr1y simple IN thsfr tastes and got
n3oug without uneercloshing- Those
Were the grand old days when men
drank colin potish and licked thsir chill
1rsn into curvature Of tho spins u they
4joysd anything On sunday.
We sften hear zbous them good old
days whsn neighbors used b come and
ginis each other for two weeks 1t time.
RBendlnx famine and other contagious
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-04-24
Pirates of PenZance
Monday and Tuesday evenings.
Chase Brothers Pianos.

With the extensive repairs and ele-
CANT rcfiittlngs which Chase Brothers
are now carrying in their Monroe street
establishment: a great addition will be
made in the extent and variety OF the
piano exhibit to be maintained. The
business has SO greatly expanded
wlthiu the past year as to give the
Chase piano a national reputation. 1t
now ranks among the leading instru-
ments OF the world, is equal to the bes.
in tone, style and finish, and is very
rapidly absorbing the attention of
buyers and prott ssional performers.
The new and elegant cases just brought
out by this firm for the trade of this
year are superb specimens in form and
tone and will go far towards taking the
leading position among American
pianos. During the years in which the
firm has manufactured the Chase
piano the instrument has been sold
upon honor and has fully sanctioned
the claims of its producers that it is the
best instrument in America for the
price.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-04-24

tirely bald. With the determination OF
the buffalo. judge that the buffalo
overcoat will become more and more
difficult TO obtain. have reasoned this
ont during the past winter besides doing
my other work. Thought comes easily
60 me. l am getting accustomed to IT
now. so that 1t does not produce a nervous
shock any more. am getting SO 1 nkeit.
The soldier overcoat has passed away,
and soon the buffalo overcoat will go.
The old gentleman wearing large gray
shawl and gimlet cane, carved out by
y convict III the state penitentiary, Is
also fading away.
Yesterday one Of these gentlemen got
on the train outside Of Cincinnati, with a
large black workbasket capable of hold
ing about a half pushel. When we got
10 Hamilton he slipped ont at the rear
platform and opened basket, ejecting
large and rnelodions cat therefrom.
1t was tall, gaunt cat of the Theo-
dore Thomas variety, and he had wild
expression of countenance like John j.
Ingalls, when a powerful electric light
strikes his spectacles just right.
The cat lit out down the track like q
long, black pencil mark, and III bet my
West Shore dividends for this year that
he was in Cincinnati two trains ahead
of the old man in the gray shawl.
The following letter was shown me by
physician friend of mine in Ohio. He
sends it to me to show that women do
not have a monopoly on the postscript
business:
1902.
Shelby ohio march eight Doctor - sir i got
one Of your pamphlets on the treetis Of inhailing
medisins up the nose and was too see Mrs
baker who is a sufferer from your trcetis a
thru them am INFUSED to write you and ask
of you your lowist terms of treetis for we are
not able to pay much we have bin paying
out a. paying out for sickness e. still no better
so thot would write you and give you my
symptoms head ache pain In chest bronicle
tubes affected shortncs OF breath with good eel
Of hawking and nervousness once in q while q
Site feaver and also chiliness now please let
US no in next mail what you think you can do
for me and the least you can do 1t for direct
to Shelby richland Co Ohio
BENJAMIN KRIPEs.
ps am bilious and have bin all the time
have to take medicine all the time II Is my
rtfc and not me that Is sick KRIrns.
Isn't that just like man, to go on that
way all through the letter without stop
ping for breath, feed, water or semi
colons, and then lay the whole business
off on his wife?
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-04-24

Penpell's Division street millinery
establishment Is resplendent these DAYS
with lnnumerable beautiful hats, bon
nets, flowers and fancy goods. All the
new and unique things in ribbons and
French bats are shown, and the dis
play Is one of the finest ever shown IN
the city. During the spring opening
which has just closed the trade has
been very large, and with the advance
OF spring continues to he satisfactory.
Mammoth vans at Radcliff and
Hollis.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-04-24

The Western Beef and Provision CON-
pany, No. IL Canal street. has been
running for several days past the great
est meat sale that has ever taken place
on that street. The house ~ not only
the largest and best equipped IN its
line OF any Canal street institution, but
IL also the house to when every buyer
directs hIs steps when IN need OF first
class cuts ana pure smoked or dried
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-04-24

Gentlemen are finding it out very
rapidly that they can buy new suit
every spring aud fall without its cost
ing them very much and always bc we'll
dressed and up in style. The goods we
carry are correct and superior TO a
large percentage of custom made goods.
GARDNER BAXTER.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-04-24
Miss Taylor's Dress making School.

The dress-makIng school conducted
by Miss Taylor, rom 2S, Wonderly
building, is most advantageous insti.
tuition tor those VINO may desire 10
learn artistic and economic dress-mak-
ing in its most advanced methods. In
connection with it Miss Taylor carries
on an extensive drcss-making business.
thus stiordlng pupils practical lessons
III the business.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-04-24

pieces. The last weeks sale has been
the feature Of the meat trade FOR the
season IN the locality and will continue
to be such during the coming week and
until the sale is completely closed.
The meets are the beet IN the market
and at the lowest SPECIAL sale rates.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-04-24

Mammoth vans at Radclitf and
Hollis.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-04-24
Pirates of PenZance
Meats for the Multitude.

Mammoth vans at Radclif and
HOits
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-04-24
Pencils Fine Millinery,

Mammoth vans at Radcliffe an,
Hollis.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1892-03-26
ENTS.

1here was no standing room nj Ming's
last night when the curtain went up on
Bronson Towards Henrietta. II was q
field night and the greatest compliment
that the capital city Of Montana could
have given to Mr.. Stuart Robson and his
excellent company of players. The Hen
rietta is one Of the most successful comedy
dramas put on tho New York stage several
years ago. 1t has much OF the local color
ing of Gotham, yet 10 popular wherever
given in this country. 1T il a story or Wall
street and its ups and downs, with Just
enough love- making thrown in TO lend
strength to the plot. Old Nick Vanalstyne
~ the millionaire with a son whom he gives
$aU,lM for a wedding present. The
Henrietta ia a mining and railway COM
panv. Vanalstyne's Oldest son plots to
rum his father and accuses his brother
isertle or betraying young woman whom
he himself had led astry. Berthe remains
silent because his brother has y devoted
wife. While the father ia absent the eldest
son loads a raid on The Henrietta which
wrecks his fathes's fortune and makes him
a millionaire. Old Nick returns to Wall
street during the raid, but, is too late to
save his fortune. He learns Of his sons
treaohery, BERTHE steps in with $500, 600 Of
fortune smiles on old Nick again. The
cloud thrown over Bertie's Character is
lifted by this death OF his brother and the
discovery Of the compromising letters he
wrote to the wronged one. A charming
widow figures in the plot and consents to
become the wife of old Nick and everything
we'll.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1892-03-26
COME AGAIN. MIR. CRAVEN.

When David Merritt brought suit
against Building Inspector McNally for
alleged neglect Of duty, the inspector
applied to City Attorney Craven,
as he has admitted, for services in his
defense, under the following ordinance,
Section of article Ill, page d., revised
ordinances. ut shall be tbs duty Of the
city attorney to prosecute all suits for the
recovery of all fines and penalties, and to
prosecute and defend all suits by or against
the city, or any of its o%fiicers on account of
their official acts. etc"
Though Mentally was sued as n CITY
officer and for neglect of official duties
Mr.. Craven fatty refused to defend him,
The result was that McNally hired
other attorneys who carried on the case,
won it, and presented lawyers fees tc
the amount OF $3.50. This bill was paid
by a council appropriation, or in other
words, the city government employing q
salaried attorney to look after the inter.
ests of the city and it's officers under the
ordinance, paid an outside attorneys
bill. If this precedent is TO stand We
fail to see why City Treasurer James 3
Walker, who was sued in his official ca
pacity, cannot also bring a bill before
the council and have it audited ane
paid.
But to continue the McNully incident