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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-10-29

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Both the method and results when
Syrup Of Figs is taken; it IS pleasan.
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently &c. promptly ON the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels. cleanses the sre-
TEN efeotuaIly, disrels colis. head
sches and feyers and cures habi.nai
constipation. Syrup Of Figs Is the
only remedy Of It's kind ever pro-
duSed, pleasing to the taste ard ae-
eeptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared Only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, its
many excellent qualities commend il
to al and have made Il the nsoss
popular remedy known.
syrup Of Figs is for sale in sne
and ST bottles by all lezssiag drug
gist& Any reliable druggist rha
may not have il on hand win pro
rtare il promptly for any one who
wishes to Try IL Do rot sccepi any
substitute.
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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-10-29
CABINET CAMPAIGNERS.

The merit of Hoods Sarsaparilla Is the
result of careful study and experimept
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-10-29
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The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1892-09-09

In silence FIRST. aftcrward hr..L,.
forth into reclamation. The mar,v-'
all the purer for the flame thro."s
Which they passed, win say: s.Ths.
Ii Jesus, for whom we died. IN.
apostles, all the happier for the .h,-.
wreck and the scourging through wh,sh
they went, w, say: This Is the .Ie.-.
whom we preached nj Corinth. ,ss
At Cappadocia. and at Antioch. ana :.
Jerusalem" Little children claA A.
white will say: This Is the Jesus ,vha
took US In His arms and blessed us az
when the storms OF the worldis werc ~.
cold and loud, brought MS into hi.
beautiful place" The mutitudes :,
the bcrcft will say: THAT is the J..r.
who comforted us when our hea,,
broke" Many who had wandered elea.
of from God and plunged into vnc,.
bondisn, but were saved by grace win
say: This IN the Jesus which partloned
us. We were lost on the mouutain.
and lie brought MS home. We wers
guilty and lie made us white as snow
Mercy boundlcss, grace unparalleled,
And then, after each one has rccited M.
peculiar deiiveranccs and peculiar ner.
cies, rccitcd them rs by solo. all the
voices will come together in great
chorus. which shall make the arches
echo and re-echo with the eternal reyer.
Iteration of gladncss and peace and
triumph
Edward !. was so anxious TO co toths
Holy Land that when he was about IN.
expire he bequcathCd $3.50, 900 10 have
his heart. after his dcccasc. taken 10
the Holy Land, in Asia Minor. and his
request was complied with. hut there
are hundreds to-day whose hearts are
already in the Holy Land of Heaven.
Where your treasures are there are
your hearts also. John liunyan, Of
whom | spoke Ut the opening of the dis.
course, caught Il glimpse of that palace.
and In his quaint way he said: And |
heard in my dream and lo! the bells Of
the city rang again for JOY; and as they
opened the gates 10 let in the men |
looked in after them. and lo' the city
shone like the sun, and there were
streets OF gold, and men walked or
them, harps in their hands To sing
praises with all; and after that they
shut up the gates. which when / had
seen ! wished myself among them"
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1892-09-09
THE PROFESSORS WARD.
The unsophlsticstcd Politician and the re.
porter.

The tnsophlsticatcd Politician and the Ilc-
porter.
The professor had been invciglcd into
becoming political candidate, for II
was known that he had written several
able works on "The Science Of Govern
ment." THE Ethics Of Politics." "The
Beatitudes Of the Ballot" and other
subjects, and the faction taking him
mp felt the need OF some good man 10
go before the convention with. The
professor was innocent Of any crime,
Ind never seen any Doodle, was 81 clean
private record, and there was nothing
IN hts whole life that the newspapers
could find to ding mud al. So the pro-
fessor was invcigled into the scheme
and on the day Of the convention a re-
porter approached him.
II believe" insinuatcd the willy re-
porter, that your ward has instructed
for you. professor"
"sir?' exclaimed the guilelcss pro.
lessor, so indignant that even the rc.
porter was at a loss 20 account for IL.
II beg your pardon" he said; II
meant no offense. ! merely desired 20
know II yoar ward had instructed for
you, sir
hut the professor fred up this time
more hercely than before.
MY ward knows nothing whatever
about II. sir" he protested, vigorously.
''Shs Is young lady who has absolute
~ nothing 10 do with politics, and has
never said anything 10 me on the sub
jcct Of my candidacy, air. except to dis.
susdc me from entering the political
field, and sincerely hope that you will
not get her name In the papers In any
manner whatever, sir"
By this time II dawned upon the bril-.
liant and versatile reporter. and suffice
Il Ia say that he did not fail 10 embrace
che golden, glorious opportunity so
temptingly placed before him. - Detroit
Free Press.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1892-09-09
"whom the Gods Would Destroy"

How strange IL is that the Russian
ear should isolate himself and his gov.
eminent from the sympathy and re-
spcct Of the civilized world in an ext
gcucy and at "a moment when CIVILIZED
sympathy are Csscntia. To the continued
being even Of czars and ''ratcrnal" gov
crnmcnts. He gives fresh illuStra-
ton of theancicnt provcrb that Whom
the gods would destroy they first make
mad. Not content with ill-trcating
the unhappy Jews. the powers that be
are now prosecuting an inofrensicc sec.
ton Of the Russian pcasaptry.
There is over there "a sect called the
"SturdiSts." Their bittcrest foes bear
witness Ia their morality, sobric,y and
honesty. For reading the Bible and
attending prayer meetings they are inn
prisoncd and eXilcd, their wives and
daughters are first outraged and then
either beaten TO death or sent 10 The
siberian he'll, and their property j. con.
tSratvd. They do not attend the Crock
church. Force them To- attend at the
point Of Il bayonc, or kill them. Such
- the d'ctum Of -. Petersburg.
We remind the tyrant that Gods
thundcrhol;S are hot and that thcday
"f rctrihution drawcth nigh.--St Louis
kruublic
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1892-09-09

lis cheering 10 see how the church Is
opening Us eyes nowadays. Enterprise
marks its movements. Novelty is no
longer feared. ReadjustmentS are in
vogue. While holding on 10 what is
good in present methods, an honest at
tempt is made To find and use any last
new thing which promises success. The
church Is competing. What are the
Christian Endcavor societies, the Kings
Daughters, the y. NJ. c. associations
the Boys brigade, the Philip and An
drew brothcrhoods, the Salvation army,
but so many new ways Of reaching and
helping man and wuuan?
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1892-09-09
PAID FOR BEING DISCHARGED

Dry Gooda Clerk who IL taed foi
Smoothing Down frste Purchasers.
A new industry has Just been intro
duced into Denver. In every large re-
tail establishment there Ii an innumer
able number of kicks" to be regis
tered. and II keeps one man busy
smoothing down the rum eel customers,
who often kick without reason. One
Of these managers Of kickers has hit
npou novel device by which he molli.
fes the angry. A reporter for the sun
was sitting In his little office the other
day, watching him pour oil on the trou.
blcd waters.
A lady came in with blood In her eye
The goods which she had purchased
were not a. represented, she claimed
"Bc seated, madam" said the mana
ger. land ! will try 20 locate the
blame"
lie touched little button on his
desk and cash boy appeared
TELL jackson to come here nj once. ="
jackson soon arrived, looking very
guilty. lie was rather n handsome
young man. hut was evidently aVitatcd.
This lady says that you told her
these goods were all silk. How came
You "a make such n statement, sir?'
~ thought"
"You knew better. This is the second
time You have made this miSstatcmcnt,
and shall have 20 dispense with your
services Take these goods back and
draw your money and leave at once"
Jackson bowed and stammcrcd and
made his escape
IL don't think that was the sales
man, began the lady: "thc one I
bought these 81 had n beard"
"No matter; Jackson II responsible
for all the mistakes in that depart
mcnt, and I'm glad that ! dismissed
him"
The lady went ont, feeling very sor.
ry that she had caused the young man
To lose his situation.
She had no more than gone when
another woman came bristling In and
said:
81 paid for three yards Of this ging-
ham and got only little over two.
won't be cheated. II Is little matter,
but want INV rights"
Re seated, madam, and III see what
can bc done
He touched the bell and he said 20
the boy:
Tell jackson 20 come here at once. {"
jackson appeared, trembling as be-
fore
lyon have been selling short meas.
urc In ginghams again. I've had enough
of that sort of thing. You are dis
charged"
But II"
Not word. sir You are dis
charged"
The woman pleaded for him, but the
manager was adamant
When she had gone he turned round
with a grim smile
1T works well, doesn't IT,"
DO you really keep him here 20 he
hrcdP"
"lle has nothing else 90 do cxccp, 10
keep out of sight. People are always
satisfied when they succeed in getting
n clerk discharged, ana he is alrca DIV
becoming used "a it."-Colorado sun.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1892-09-09

--"Pure religion and undeflcd be-
fore God" Is an inward state Of mind
and heart Ills conscience void of of
tense toward tod ane coward man
Love, Joy, gcttlcness. peace, righteous
ncss-thcSc are the constituent elc.
mcnts Of religion. When these things
are in rs they will work ont OF us
Thus religion is manifested in conduct
Eut the manifestation IS not religion;
it is only the fruit Of H. Religion has a
creed and II has code Of morals, but II
is life.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1892-09-09

If invisible ourselves, we could fol-
loS n single human being through one
day of his life and know all his secret
thoughts and hopes and anXirtieN ms
prayers and tears and good resolves h4s
delights and woes and struggles we
should have poetry enough 10 fiji vol
ume. Drift Wood.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1892-09-09

Benevolent Man Ito Trampl-''why
don't you wash up and look decent I"
Traiap--" Because, sir. self-preserva.
tion IL the first law of nature. read
every day In the papers Of men who
are drowned whils bathing"
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1892-09-09

The dominion Of sinful habit will
fcarfully cstrange us from Gods pres
cncc. 4 single conscnting act Of DISC
bcdience Is enough Ia let fan a cloud
between Him and ms aud 90 icave our
hearts eheerless and dark. Cardinal
Manning.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1892-09-09

DIR. Pentccrst, writing from INDIA
SAYS the number ~ converts gained ~
the foreign missionaries there Is from
30 20 200 per cent greater than can oe
shown by any equal number Of Chrss'ia"
workers I'm England or America.
The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1892-09-09

All the world would like TO BE- good
but not at the cost OF self.sacritiee'
Hence the worlds goodness Is bad. Sell
hshness Il is religion
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1892-05-05
SELLING VEGETABLES.
The Best Way for a Gardener to Dispose
of His Products.

The Best Way for a Gardener to Dispose
of His Products.
Much depends upon the attractive
ness of any product like vegetables or
small fruit in regard to quick sales and
good profit, a we'll arranged load of
vegetables, prepared with care, lettuce
and cabbage, in crates, radishes sorted
and every one in a bunch of a size, and
kept under ice water until delivered,
cucumbers in baskets, tomatoes ar
ranged in pals so they will not bruise,
the wagon always washed clean after
every trip and kept bright and shining,
and everything fresh and crisp, and de-
livered every day according to agree.
ment, rain or shine, is the only road to
success. The best way for a gardener
to dispose of his products is to sell direct
to the consumer, and you can do it in
no way better than to turn salesman
and deliver direct to private customers.
have stood in the markets and no.
ticed the sales of hucksters, as they
bartered their load of vegetables, per-
haps melons. cabbage or squashes, all to
one groceryman, and the thought came
very forcibly to my mind that the farm
>er who raised these vegetables and sold
them to the huckster and the laboring
man that bought them from the grocery
man pay these two middle men large
profit. We were contemplating enter
ing into this garden scheme, and l
made up my mind that whatever we
raised should be delivered direct to the
consumer if I had to deliver it myself,
and after working in this way three
years say it is the most satisfactory
way of doing business, both for pro-
ducer and consumer Voice.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1892-05-05

ing cut, which has forty teeth. Insert
two slant teeth between the former
teeth, which will give sixtyfour slant
teeth. The frame should be of the
strongest wood, so as to be light; the
teeth should be of steel, and they may
be of round rods fve-eighths or three
fourths of an inch in diameter if in
tended to cultivate corn broadcast, or
they may be square if mainly for
pulverizing plowed soil. A less efficient
harrow would be one with only one
slant tooth between the former ones,
or thirty-two in all. The advantages
which the changed harrow would have
over the old one would be in passing
over the hills of corn but not tearing up
the plants; in pulverizing the crust in
sowed fields of grain; in pulverizing
spread manure; mellowing inverted
sod; in narrowing orchards without
tearing the roots, and giving slant
enough for all rubbish to escape with
out clogging the teeth. These should
be long enough to allow corn plants or
grain to pass freely under the frame
when cultivating them if they are a
foot high-they will bend down to six
inches, or even less.-Country.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1892-05-05

The fraud would turn up her nose ana
put on look of contempt that always
set me boiling. - ,.-.'
One day at the spring she leaned over
to use the clear water as a mirror, and
from somewhere about her person
dropped the big gold watch that Grand
pa Waterson priced most as an heir
loom. 1 had it In a twinkling and the
angry shouts of the woman only added
to my speed. told grandpa, told
everybody. wanted her arrested, but
''Thee must leave this matter entirely
to me-" checked my ardor. "There
must be no talk" he continued II
will see that this woman leaves us.
Don't plead for her, mother. will only
dismiss her, that is ALL
And he did, after everything had been
recovered and the forged will de-
stroyed. We never heard of her again.
The very next afternoon there was a
great clatter of a horses feet up the
hard road. The rider came like a
rocket and we all rushed to see. who it
was. think that everyone tainted but
Annie and myself. She emitted some
thing between a s.lriek and gurgle,
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1892-05-05

the affianced of Col. Waterson, killed at
Pleasant Hill. She had long meant to
visit the family and make herself
known, but had not been able to do So
Col. Waterson had left everything to
her, and she produced will at that late
day purporting to have been made by
him.
She was welcomed with old school
courtesy, but there was sober look on
every face that she encountered. I
called Annie out at once and held an
indignation meeting. That woman was
fraud and knew it. Henry was not
the man to fall in love with any such
specimen of her sex. 1 dedicated NV
time wholly, then and there, to watch
ing her movements and proving NV
opinion. The result will suffice with
out the details of my detective work.
Grandpa Waterson's watch was missed.
All OF Annie's most valuable jewelry
disappeared and the adventures COM
planned loud and often about robberies.
charging that she never could trust
"niggers." Then grandma would gently
chide her, and say: "Thee should not
judge. All these people are old friends
Of mine and faithful"
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1892-05-05
SMOOTHING HARROWS.

How to Make One Out of Common
Square or Scotch Harrow.
In answer to an inquirer, we may
state that there is one way in which a
common square or Scotch harrow may
be changed to smoothing harrow, or
to one possessing the principal advan-
tages of slant-tooth implement. The
common square vertical teeth must be
first removed. and in the spaces between
the teeth bore holes for the new teeth
having an inclination of about forty de-
grees from the vertical. There may be
nearly the same number of teeth as be-
fore, or there may be two of the new
slant teeth for each one of the old ones.
Take, for instance, the square Scotch
harrow represented in the accompany
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1892-05-05

A HANDY SHEEP FEEDING RACK.
tention she may require, and she re-
mains there until her lamb is about
week old, or, in other words, old
enough to rough it, and take all the
milk the dam will have. Then she and
her lamb are placed with others of
about the same age, and the ewes are
given their first grain ration, which is
increased in quantity, and gradually
they get ensilage, to which are added
bran, corncob meal and linseed meal
Oats are too costly with us, other
wise / should mix them with
other grains. The above mixture
is fed twice day with as much clover
hay as they can eat so as to produce as
much and as rich milk as the lambs
will drink. The little lambs are taught
to eat Ia side diet) as early as possible.
and nothing gives me so much pleasure
as to see 10 to 20 of them in a row eat
ing mixture of good ensilage, with
crushed oats, bran, corn-and-cob meal
and linseed cake and the best pickings
of clover hay, and am not surprised in
the least at picking out pair of 90-day-
old twins that weigh $50 pounds. 1t is
great fun for my boys to pick out the
lambs, and weigh them once a month,
and often twice, and it is one of the
ways to encourage them to give the
youngsters the best of attention.
used to be a great loser of lambs
from two to four months old; but we
have overcome mishaps of that sort by
giving them good clover hay before
their grain ration, and then exercise,
salt, water, etc. AS to the quantity
give them, my idea of feeding lambs is
the same.as with regard to milking and
sucking ewes, and that is, to give them
all they will eat, but at the same time
want them to lick the corners of their
managers clean, and when it gets near
feeding time that they are all wide
awake for the next meal. Rations on
paper are good in some respects, but
judicious Judgment in feeding is more
essentially. $. Cooper, in Rural New
Yorker
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1892-05-05
ARRESTED FOR WHlSTLiNG.
The Musical Workman Who Committed q
Reasonable Onense.

The Musical Workman Who Committed 4
REASONABLE Ofense.
Americans have little conception of
what may constitute a reasonable Of
Tense in some of the countries of the
old world which are still despotic and
extremely military. There recently oc-
CURED at Barr, in Alsace, a trial which
must have been very amusing to an
American who might have witnessed it,
II a mans liberty had not been in
jeopardy.
One day, not long ago, in the streets
OF Barr, laborer, who was engaged in
loading wagon, whistled cheerfully at
his work. AS he was thus engaged, a
gendarme or military policeman came
within hearing. The workman, ap-
parently preoccupied, kept on with his
whistling.
Il arrest you," said the gendarme,
coming up and putting his hand on the
workman's shoulder.
what for?" asked the man, aston
ished.
For seditious whistling. You have
been whistling the 'Marseillaise.'
The "Marseillaise" being the French
national air, and a revolutionary air be-
sides, is forbidden in German Alsace.
But the workman exclaimed: ''Oh,
no, you are mistaken! 1t isn't the Mar
seillaise' at all that am whistling, but
the March of the Brunswick Hussars. ,
l used to belong to the Brunswick
Hussars, and that was our regimental
tune!"
lopn
and thought he knew one tune from
another, took the workman under ar
rest; and in due time he was brought
into court charged with disloyalty in
whistling seditious air in a public
place.
Both the gendarme and the accused
told their stories very confidently, and
as the workman was reputed an honest
and loyal man, the court was very much
perplexed between the two men and
the two tunes.
In this predicament the court adj
journed to the councilroom adjoining,
and calling in the accused and the &C.
cuser in turn, made the workman
whistle the ''March of the Brunswick
Hussars' and the gendarme the "Mar-
seillaise.''
Each did his best, but the tunes
proved, in the ear of the court, to be so
much unlike that it was regarded as
improbable that the gendarme could
have been mistaken.
The accused was, therefore, sent to
prison, but his general bearing, and
above all, his excellent whistling, had
affected the court so favorably that he
was sentenced to only three days i'm
prisonment.-Youth's Companion.
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1892-05-05
THE FARMING WORLD.
SOME SHEEP TALK,
a Handy Feeding Rack-Treatment Of
ElNn md L

Handy Feeding Rack-Treatment Of
Ewes and Lambs. =
In the accompanying cut is shown 4
sketch of a sheep rack and trough. l
have tried all kinds have seen in this
and the old country, and I have found
none l like so we'll as this. The great
objection to most is that the fine chat,
hay seed, etc., get into the wool. This
is entirely Obviated in this rack by plac-
ing 12-inch hemlock board along the
top, and then all the fine and best feed
will fall into the lower trough, which
is used for feeding grain and ensilage.
All my racks are placed along the side
of the stable. The great objection to
having them in the center is that sheep,
when frightened or roughly handled,
are liable to run against them and be
injured.
When the eve has LANDED place her
and her little lamb in a separate apart
ment, 4x6 feet-of these l have large
number. Here we can look at her
udder daily AMI give her any other at
The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1892-05-05
august
Flower

what is August Flower for p
AS easily answered as asked. It is
for Dyspepsia. 1t is a special rem
edy for the Stomach and Liver
Nothing more than this. We believe
August Flower cures Dyspepsia.
We know it will. We have reasons
for knowing it. To-day it has an
honored place in every town and
country store, possesses one of the
largest manufacturing plants in the
country, and sells everywhere. The
reason is simple. It does one thing,
and does it right. Itcures dyspepsia