The Hope pioneer. [volume] (Hope, N.D.) 1882-1964, 1892-04-29

The Lades.Aid Society Of the Congrega-
tional church will meet at the home Of Mrs.
e. D. Wallace Thursday, May 5tb.
Mrs. C. G. MERRIELL, Pres.
MRS. G. j. PAUL, Sect.
An entertainment will bc given by the
scholars Of the public school at the Congrega-
tional church, on Saturday evening, May 7th.
The program will be varied and interesting,
consisting Of music, recitations, declamations,
readings, and debate by scholars of the high
room. Everyone is cordially invited to be pre-
sent. No admission fee will lie charged,
Tribune: On the 10th inst, as Miss Marguerite
Miller was about to leave her home for Port
land the horses became frightened and ran
away with Miss Miller alone in the buggy.
She managed in some way to get out and,
happily, was not severely hurt. The horses
ran into the creek east CT Mr.. Miller's place
where one Of them narrowly escaped from be-
ing drowned.
Bert Shaw, while out hunting last Mon
day, met with an accident which might have
proven fatal. Flo shot and killed duck which
fell in the water, and in going in after It lie
stepped in an old well at the edge of the pond,
going into the water clear to his neck. He
succeeded in getting out, however, and was
fortunate enough also, to secure his gun
which he dropped into the water. 1t was a
cold bath, and a narrow escape.
Bill Nye's definition OF newspaper is as
follows: 1T is library. 1t is an encyclopedia,
a poem, history, dictionary, a time table, a
romance, guide to political resume, a ground
plan Of the civilized world, low priced mul
tum in parvo. It is sermon, sorg, circus
an obituary, shipwreck, a symphony in solid
BREWER, a medley of life and death, grand
aggregation Of mans glory and bis shame 1t
is, In shcrt birds eye view OF all the mag
nanimity and meannesa, the joys and sorrows.
births and Deaths the pride and poverty OF the
world, all for few cents"
-Kimball Graphic: Pants are made for men
and not men for pants. Woman was made
for man and not for pants. When a man
pants for woman and a woman pants for
man, they are pair OF pants. Pants are like
molasses; they are thinner in Lot weather and
es his pants during an eclipse. Eon't 60 to
the pantry for pants, you may be mistaken.
Men are very often mistaken in pants. Such
mistakes make Dreeches OF promise. There
has been much discussion as to whether pants
Is singular or plural. Seems to us that when
men wear pants they are plural, but when
they don't wear any, it's singular. Men 60 on
tear in their pants, and it's all right, but
when their pants 20 on tear, it's all wrong.
Goose River Farmer, Mayvile: W. Fl. Fl.
Roney, Of Clifford, was in town last Friday
purchasing some machinery. Mr.. Roney has
recently bought the Plummer farm near Clii-
| ford, which lie will farm this season in con-
nection with his farm in Steele county. He
has about 7G0 acres ready to seed and wants to
plow about 500 more and seed il the season is
favorable. Although Mr.. Roney is one Of our
beat farmers be is not an alliance man, He
found tune to call at tle Farmer Office and
give us an interesting chat on current topics
He condemns the third party men in very
strong terms as soreLeaded parcel Of Office
seekers. Mr.. Roney is'an old soldier, having
lost part Of an arm in Tie rebellion, and still
has great faith in the republican party, not on,
" for what it has done for our country in the
past, but for what lie believes it will accom-
plish in the future. While he has no fault 10
find with the administration Of Governor
Burke, be thluks it would not be wise for the
republican Party to rc-nominato hin,