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St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-13
SHARP SAYINGS.

Dead men have more friends than
living men.-AtchiSon Globe.
A stIngy man is man who has no
mercy on himSeIf.-RaIn'S Horn.
The man with horse sense is not al
ways found at the race track.-Galyes-
ton News,
Is the fellow that "paiDts the town
red" guilty of cardinal sin?-Atlanta
journal.
Cupid is getting bow and arrows
ready for the summer season. A pc
culiarity of his shooting is that the
more Mrs. ne makes the better the girls
are pleased. d.-Philadelphia Times.
Yabsley-I am panied to see that the
moon is getting full again. Mudge--If
you had as much jimcrow poetry fired
at you as the moon has you would get
full yourself. elf.-lndianapolis Journal.
They have just dined, and the host
hands around box of cigars. 81 don't
smoke myself" he says, but you will
find them good; my man steals more of
them than any other brand l ever had"
-TidBits.
A.-Why have you thrashed your son
SO numerically? Peasant-Because he
dreamed last night he won 500 marks in
the lottery and then went and spent
every cent of it OIL bicycle. e.-Fliegende
Blatter.
The papers are mentioning as AL item
of news that the typewriter girls are
forming union-just as though the
typewriter girls hadn't been busily
forming unions ever since they became
an nstitution.-Kansas City journal.
Country Drug Store Clerk Co skeptical
customer)-You need not be afraid that
[ shall make any mistake. l am too
careful to do so. If | find that do not
understand a prescription, [ invariably
put up a little mixture of my own OF
which is armless.-Harper' Bazaar.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-13
THESE ARE TRAVELLING.
Special to the Globe

Special to the Globe.
NEW YORK, June 12.-George Freeman, 6.
Day, ST. Paul, aud G. Case, of Minneapolis,
were among the Americans who arrived at
the Hotel Maurice the early part OF the week.
DIR. Schiffman, of St Paul, arrived this
week at the Chatham, Paris.
a. G. Evans, of st. Paul spent a few days
of the week in Washington.
J.D. Rabner. of Minneapolis. spent few
days of the week il jacksonville.
II. c. Webb, of Minneapolis. visited the
fremont, Boston, during the week.
George Finch. of st. Paul. spent part of the
week as guest of the National, Washington
H. Clogue, of Duluth, ard j. NJ. Tiffany, Of
Minneapolis, were in Boston during the
week.
Mrs and Miss Gregory of Winona. were
guests of Parker's, Boston, the early part of
the week.
A. Hathorn and G. Knutlle. of Mnneapo-
lis, were among the late arrivals at the Hotel
de fAthenee, Paris.
Mr.. and Mrs. John Kurtz, of Minnesota. are
spending severaa weeks with Mr.. and Mrs.
John Smoot, at Langley, Va.
Charles NJ Mo0rehouse and Grace Emer-
son, of Iankton. Sc D.. passed few days OF
this week at the Travellers. Jacksonville.
Mr.. and Mrs. j. E. Howes, of Brain erd:
Mr.. and Mrs. Hyndeman and W. Ii. Mason.
all of st. Paul, were among the late ar rivals
at the Brunswick, Boston, this week.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-13
If MOTHER WOULD listen.

If mother would listen to me. dears
She would freshen that faded gown.
She would sometimes take an hours rest,
And sometimes 4 trip TO town.
And il shouldn't be all for the children
The fun. and the cheer. and the play:
With the patient droop on the tired mouth,
And the Mother has had her day.
True, mother has had her day, dears,
When YOU were her babies three,
And she stepped about the farm and The
house.
As busy as bee.
When she rocked you all to Sleep dears
And sent you al to school,
And wore herself out, and did without
And lived by the Golden Rule.
And so your turn has come. dears;
ile- hair is growing white;
And her eyes are gaining the far-ayay look
That peers beyond the night.
One of these DAYS in the morning,
Mother wilt not be here.
She will fade away into silence
The mother so tue and dear.
Then. what will you do in the daylight,
And what in the gIoamiag diml
And father, tired and lonesome then,
Pray. what will You do for him
If you want to keep your mothe-,
You must make her resi- today;
Must give her share in the frolic.
And draw her into the plsy.
She'd buy her gown of silk,
With buttons Of royal velvet
And ruiiies as white rs milk
And she Il let rou do the trotting
While she sat still in her chair
That mother should have it hard all through.
ii strikes me isn't lair.
-Margaret E. Sangster.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-13
STATE PRESS TIPS.

The editor of the Warren Sheaf was at
Minneapolis observing the influences that
MADE the nomination: "All federal Office
holders are working for Harrison tooth and
nail. The ofiicehOlders have conspired, in
some cases, to override the will of the peo-
pie, and ii looks as if this were true in1Minne-
sofa. There can be no question that the
great majority of the people in Minnesota
want Blaine for president, yet the holders of
federal appointments are determined to turn
over the state to HARRISON
The Polk journal thinks it was mistake
in passing the resolutions by the Peoples
party in fayOrsof one term for all offices.
The journal would apply it to the presi-
dency only: ut was thought that w hen the
two-term limit was put on the presidents
term of Office that it was a sufficient restric-
ton, but there is steadily growing senti-
ment in favor of limiting the office to one
term of six years"
The Faribauit Pilot sees this opening here
Learning that st. Paul is in need of a few
frst-class men to conduct its city affairs
several OF our citizens are talking OF apply
ing for position. Modern degeneracy seems
to be conspicuously exemplified in st. Pau
when it has to invite foreign blood to man
age its municipal affairs And the
AmoOy Herald teelS the same Wayis
1t did appear for a short time that Joseph
Bobleter would let go OF the teat he has been
hanging onto for six years past. But it ended
in looks. Joe must go through a choking
process before ne gives up his grip -
The Anoka Uuion has this understanding
OF the matter. The resignation of f. l.. Nc.
Ghee, the bright young colored attorney of
St. Paul. as a presidential elector, is in tho
hands of the Republican state central COM
mttee. II will be accepted, and no doubt
Scandinavian will be put on the ticket in
his place. This is what might be termed po-
litical cowardice.
The willingness of Col. Bobleter to serve
another term does not excite the gratitude OF
the Sibley Enterprise: Some people are out
of Office all the time. others get out free Will.
ingly, and still others must be kicked our.
Does the colonel wish to infer that he be-
longs to the latter classI' 5't f5i.: -is
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-13
FISHING.

A youth beside the water sits,
The MONDAY sun is warmly beamingi
His nose and neck are turkey-red,
His eve with radiant hope is cleaning.
lie watches close the bobbing cork
Advance upon the tiny pillows;
A jerk. swish, and high above
He lands a sucker in the willows.
That's fishing.
A fair maid trips the tennis court,
dozen eyes admire her going:
Her black-and-vellow blazer burns
A hole right through the sunsets glowing
She drives the ball across the net,
And into hearts consumed with wishing
She drives dart from Cupid's bow:
She'll land sucker, too. She's fishing.
That's fishing.
The politician on his rounds
Tackles both workin gman and granger;
He tries to make them think that he
Alone can save the land from danger.
He chucks the baby on the chin,
He says your wife looks really youthful,
And, though you know you're fifty-ive.
You look Just twenty-if he's truthful.
That's fishing.
Ny little wife besides me stands
And steals dinpled arm around me;
A kiss upon my Hps-that's bait
Some Information to astound me,
Her bonnet is quite out OF style.
He summer wrap quite past the using;
That lovely one-so cheap-at Browns
Is just the one she would be choosing.
That's fishing.
So. whether the game be fish or men,
The bait be kisses worms or bushes
The place at home, by sunny pool,
Or tennis ground at evenings bushes
'Tis the old game the serpent played
With Mother Eve in Eden's bowers,
And Adam sons ana daughters ali
VIII love the sport TO time last hours.
That's fishing
John W. Matthews.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-13
rnnAY.s WEA1HER.

WAsHiSGToN, June t2.-For Wisconsin:
Continued warm; south winds ami generally
fair weather: showers Monday night near the
lakes. For Minnesota: Generally talr
weather during Monday; winds shifting to
cooler northwest Monday night, with
showers. For Iowa: Generally fair weather
and continued warm south winds in eastern
portion. cooler Monday i'll western portion;
probably showers Monday night. For Nom
tsna: Fair weather. For South Dakota and
North Dakota: Light showers; cooler III
eastern portions. warmer Tuesday in western
portions; west winds.
GENERAL OBSBRY ATTONS.
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF AGRIcULT-
ERE. WEATHER. BUREAU, WASHINGTON. June
q, 5:iS p m Local Time. S D m 18th Merid-
ian nTime--O55arvaiOns taken al the same
moment of time at all stations.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-13
THE CHICAGO CONVENTION.

Now that HARRISON is nominated and
the wave of enthusiasm ready to elee-
trify the political skies in the case of
BLAINE's success has suHenly refused
to appear, the public interest will center
upon Chicago. The earlier feeling that
the result there was clearly presaged by
the action of conventions and the tenor
Of public sentiment is greatly Subdued.
1t is not desirable to have the impress
sion obtain that there is to be no deIibera-
ton at Chicago and that any particular
programme is defined. This would
dwarf the Importance of the occasion
and minify public interest in it. 1t may
be assumed that the 9G0 chosen repre-
Sentatiyes OF the party from every
state and territory will congregate
at the lakeside The ccming week
TO confer and compare notes as to
the action that will best promote the
veal of the party and the common good.
No accurate tab has been kept upon the
instructions of the various conventions
that elected delegates, but it is believed
that nearly halt of them are without
positive. c0nSIraintS of this kind. A
large number OF delegates are instructed
for Mr.. CLEVELAND, and so far as there
has been any expression OF the party,
he has lis almost universal confidence.
It is coneeded that New York will stand
solid for HILL. and Iowa is preparing
TO press Gov. BOIES with great YigOr
and enthusiasm. in fact, it seems that
the Iowa favOrite is the only one, aside
from the two New York men, who is
being doomed by men OF high faith and
intensity. Illinois and Indiana favored
their own men with conditions that
hamper the delegations. But the wide
awake Iowa boomers will be there by
the thousand with their drums beating
no uncertain sound, and the enSignS of
their chief high advanced. This is well.
1t gives animation and Zest TO the Occa-
sion. Still the Republicans. who are
looking hopefully for bad blood and dis
sensions, are quite certain to be disap-
pointed. Unlike the event last week,
there will not be great portion of the
convention and Of the hosts of Demo
Gratis who will 60 away with bad taste
In their mouths and ''Sulk in their
tenIs." There will be calm and exhaust
i've review of the field, and the best
Judgment of the discreet men of the
party will be embodied in the result. A
man will be nominated to win, what
ever may be the personal preferences of
the delegates. The debatable states
will he heard IN good temper, and their
needs carry great weight. 1t is impolitic
and unenlivening to assume that the
outcome is distinctly visible in its per-
sOnal aspects. 1t is best to insist that
the Chicago convention is to be delib-
erative rather than registering body,
and thereby will more surely designate
the next president.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-13
SUNRISE SIGNALS.


If whtelaw paysthe freight he will be a
broken Reid next November.
h%
1t was Son Russell's magnificent general
ship in staying out of 1t that won the battle.
-"
What is more rare
Than day in JuneS r
A breath of air
When It's ninety at noon. W.,
So
i: is announced that the heat at Washing
ton is intolerable. but Benny will have to
stand it hotter than that before November.
-
Blaine is at Bar Harbor, and it is only
coincidence that "the harbor bar is NOAH
ing"
From a Cincinnati point OF view, 1t would
be easier for Campbell to pass through d
needles eye than enter the W hite house. "a
So s;9
A third-party organ brags that Prohibition
club at Harvard has fifty names on the roll.l
That's not high rolling for Harvard. 1aa
- iaj
One of Wilkie Collins valuable Empress.
sions of America" runs to the effect that
mot one American IN 5Oo mas dog That
may be true. but Wilkie ought to own up that
at least one American in every ten has had
u dog stolen. .
Now the band playes in its shirt sleeves; '-.
The mosquito plays its horn. ~
And Old Sol just playes the dickens
With the collar fresh this morn.
Botn the Mckinley bill and the force bill
have cut some figure in previous elections,
but the g. o. p sideshow can advertise this
as positively the first appearance of a White
law candidate on black law platform.
~
A Cincinnati girl has refused to marry
Count Logothetd because he won't eat pork
and become al American. Good for heri
If Logothetti prefers spaghetti to pork, you
bet he can never get elected for matrimony
in Cincinnati.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-13
Fad for BETTING Men.

New York Times.
A well known lawyer sat at the win
dow in his office and turned an honest
SIS i'm less than ten minutes the other
day, and is willing to wager the same
amount he could do it again. He was
talking TO friend. They saw negro
go by.
'"That's the first coiored man that's
gone by this window in half an hour"
said the friend.
Yes" said the lawyer" {" ''but l'll bet
you s. that another will go by inside of
ten minutes"
Done" said the friend.
Then the watch for negroes began.
Just as the last quarter of the tenth
minute was being tieked off all aged
colored man 'sauntered slowly into sight
and the lawyer reached out his hand for
the bill.
He says lie has taken close !observa-
tion, and that never is a cOlored man
seen without another coming into sight
within ten minutes afterWard; that SO
careful has been his obverSat!oH and SD
uniform the result that he is always
ready for wager OH it.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-13

Mrs. MARIETTA BONES. the whilom apos-
tie and voluble champion of woman suf-
irage in South Dakota, is visiting i'll Wiscon-
SIN, and furnishes the Racine Journal an in
terwiew in which she flops, if that is an ad-
misSible term, over to the other side. Hav-
ing severa! children. she is. perhaps, quail
fed to speak when she says that giving
women the franchise would result III neg
leet of husbands, homes ana babies" 1t is
possible that her quarrel with SUSAN b.
ANTHONY has had some influence, as she as
sertS that SUSAN is reformer for revenue
solely. and never speaks five minutes for less
than S?5. She asserts that she never saw
political wirepuliing among men as there Is
among the woman SuffragiSts." Her seces-
sion will blight some hopes in South Dakota.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-13
Rocks Received.

''A Modern Miracle by Alfred r. Cal
houn. The Peoples Publishing company,
New York.
1.-THE Erl Queen" by Natchy Won Esch-
struth. translated by Emily S. Howard.
Worthington Enc. company, New York.
Madame Chrysantheme," by Pierre Lott.
Donohue, Henneberry d. Co. Chicago.
Virginia Rose A Romance of illinois,"
by Edward II. Roe. Donohue. HennebeIrY
d Co., Publishers. Chicago.
1.-The Battle Of. Love- by Alphonse Daudet.
translated by Henry Leweilyn Williams.
cago.
'Winsome but Wicked by Maude Mere
dith. Donohue, Henneberry & Co., Chicago.
The Primrose Path of Daliiance." Story
derpool d Co., publishers, New York
1.-The Price of the Ring" by Margaret
Holmes. F. j. Schultz q Co., publishers
Chicago.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-13
Things Women Are Buying.

Butterflies as big as birds.
Sedate bows, giudy bows and wind
mill bows OK four loops knoited in tie
center.
Chemisettes of lace and lrish point in
bib style.
Fluffy marabout domes for the low
swinging Victoria.
Mouehoirs of batiste, very fine and
exqulsitely heinstitched.
White Victoria lawn for blouse aud
shirt waist.
Grdles of leather in all tones, and
studded with cut steel.
Striped chiffons. each alternate stripe
showered with polka dots.
Stylish Hungarian travelling cloaks of
black bengaiine.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-13
YEARNINGS.

I've often thought I'd like to be
A noble missionary,
The keeper Of a peanut stand,
Or an apoihecary.
I'd like to be chorus girl,
Or fishermaiden fair:
And .! for more, a reigning Queen,
With diamonds in my hair.
Alas. how have l burned within
With mad. insane desire
To be new Zenob;a
And set the world on fire.
But ali in vain yearn and pine,
'Tis plain I've 40 vocation.
Ny lot in life is but to be
Contented with nay station.
] know have an easy time,
No wrongs 10 make verse Oh,
But oh il is grief 10 think
I'm nothing but a person.
brooklyn Life
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-13
RETRIRUTVON

On the morning of the day on which
Mr.. HARRISON was renominated the
GLOBE, after calling attention to the
fact that of the nine presidents previ-
Ously renominated the only two who
failed of reelection met defeat at the
hands of the HARRISON dynasty, sug-
gested that possibly Providence was
neering matters in the direction of
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-13
A FOOLISH WOLF.

The wolf VINO outside hungers for the starye-
ling wretch like me
Is Welt most injudicious, as. a child might
plainly sec.
Why hunger for a skeleton, when rotund,
r.ch and TAT,
Just down the street he mf2h, waylay we'll
fed p>utocrat?
-NaW Yosx KarafAa.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-13
A Horrible Mistake.

Brooklyn Life.
Jack-You know how madly wor-
ship Clara GUshingtou? His Sister
Yes. Jack. and think she is interested
in you. jack have bought her 4
netautifui pair of bracelets. but |. am
afraid they are little large. His Sister
(fainlvl- heavens, Jack. Those ale hot
bracelets!
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-13
No Difficulty for Them.

PuCh-
Manager-Y four play is marvelously
good. Its one fault is that it is beyond
the abilities of my company.
Dramatist-Then how can | ever get
it produced?
Manager-Yo can easily get an ANA
teur company to undertake it.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-13

If Col SHEPARD, the New York crank, paid
$1,000 for the chance to so to Minneapolis as
d delegate to fight BLAINE, perhaps he will
find his reward i'll that vacant seat in the
cabinet He quotes text about casting
bread upon The waters and gstting a crop.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-13

In ARKANSAS the editors of two competing
religious papers have arranged for duel.
Their weapon viii not be the sword of the
spirit, but commonplace pistols The sur
viyor is expected to preach the funeral ser
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-13
Eastern Advertising 0ttice- Room rs
Tribure Bui.dinp, New York.

Complete files of the GLoEEalways kept on
hard fer reference. Patrons and friends are
cordially invited 10 visit and avail themselves
of the facilities of our Eastern Otfice while
in New York
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-13

THE wigwam at Chicago is ready to open
up for business. all but few decorations.
IL is claimed that it will see the Minneapolis
shebang and go several better.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-13

THE matches manufactured at Akron. o.,
now are made more salaple by the statement
that the pretty girls who put them up insert
their address and an invitation to correspond
in each box. The girls would be partners in
matches
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-13

A MERCHANT in Germany has been fined
S25 for quoting text OF Scripture at the head
of all advertisement What q time Crank
SHEPARD would have there.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-13
Business Before Pleasure.

Cloak Review.
Daughter (on shopping tou why,
mother, you are not going to buy that,
are you? We have only just started out.
Mother-True, daughter. hut You must
remember, purchase first and shopping
alteWard. 1.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-13

IT WAS probably BLAINE humoriSt who
telegraphed to Col. DUDLEY at MINNEAPOLIS
to arrange the Southern delegates in blocks
of five and see that none got away until
they had voted for HARRISON
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-13
The Differences
Glafnnhn :

Chicago News.
For the charity fund? Ill do what l
can do-you may put me down for
hundred or two. What haven't a list?''
Then the millionaire drew coin from
his purse. Here's dollar for youl'
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-13

ONO solaces itself with the fact that HARRr-
son was born in ohio.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-13

THE Turkish government prohibits the i'm
porta;ion of patent medicines. The ''sick
man of Europe has been getting better of
late.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-13

AS THE BLAINE men kick the more emphat-
ically do the Harrisonites repeat that they
love their man for the enemies he has
made
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-13

CONGRESS will add to the enthusiasm of
the 4th of July if it adjourns on that day.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-13

THE colleges and semiDaries are now in
the midst of their 5ountiful harvest. June
is lovely month. in spite. of occasional
freaks.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-13

HEAR the corn grow on such days as yester-
day, with hot night thrown in.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-13

THE one-term idea helped the Republicans
four years ago, but it is not their meat this
time
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-13

SOME Of the Iowa boomers will go down to
Chicago with the cry -BoIEs or bust" The
last word refers to their boom.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-13

PRINCE RUSSELL cannot speak of him fur
ther as pas hired man.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-06-13

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The Princeton union. [volume] (Princeton, Minn.) 1876-1976, 1892-03-24
TsUl, ETC, OBJECTS.
The Chinese Minister Not Pleased Witt
OnY nj If is

The Chinese Minister Not Pleased With
Our Treatment Of His Couutrymen.
WASHINGTON, March 22.-Tsui Kwo Gin
the Chinese minister, has prepared letter
to the secretary of state urging all early
response to the various communications
that the Chinese government has sent to
this government with reference to the re-
striction o! Chinese immigration. A reply
will be made in a few days. The minister
says in all interview:
Ever since have been in this country have
been enGeaVOring to secure better treatment for
my people at the hands OF the United States.
To this end have forwarded a number OF let
ters to the state department stating our posi-
ton in the matter, put as yet l have received
no satisfactory answer. For the United States
to agree to a treaty providing for the admission
OF Chinese and then to override it by an act of
congress IS hardly acting in good faith One
side has all to say and the other side is con-
sldered at all. Your treatment Of the Chinese
is inconsistent with the constitution and the
principles laid down by George Washington.
Being asked if China would exclude
Americans il the United States further re-
stricts Chinese immigration, the minister
replied 1T seems to me that Americans
should consider the situation and withdraw
from CHINA OF their own rec will"