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The Penn's Grove record., 1892-04-15
TheFaImeIs' MuuaIFls ms. Co.


0FFIcE-HEAD OF MARKET ST., SALEM
THIs old and reliable Company Of 30 wears
i standing continues to insure al KINDS OF
property, not extra hazardous. In town or r''lir'
try Tor any length uf time not rNcetdlhE NV
years al as luw ia CS AZ NH pay lu>se- did *
penSes. II insureS against tirt or H~GhtHiHg %
damage by elheT. It's losses are promptly Au'
IuSted and paid. Its funds on hand ate ample
10 meet all probable loss, brIHg larger lhtu AZ
any p@reviullS time at lis existence and steadily
increasing. while its reserve Assets are oil a
character ami aIn1unt 10 surely nleri AT losses
however extraordinary. and cannot Ice !IltIrItd
sway " unfortunate investment or dtiauillhg
officers.
Dn ectors-A BIdcrback, J.B Grler. Jos"ph
Waddington, William b. Carpenter, Woodruff
Petit, Quinton I. %iilttts, ! H.. slnmch'2n, o.
ID ~SinniCksnn. Barclay GiiScum, j. u. Hullie,
Charles Hires, and .luSuth NlStar,
Executive CuuuWUtet-Alphrus B!idcrback.
President; JOuatlIau y. Gritr, Joseph Wdudlng'
sHn, William Is. Carpenter, Woodruff ltttlt,
who meet weekly on seventh day, ats O'Clock,
? M,
Secretary and Tre7surer-J. b GrIer, to whom
application may be- made In relation t0lhy huSi-
Ness connected with the Company, al The nlUce
Of the Company, lS5 Broadway, head Of Mar ct
street, or al his residence, No. SGs Broadway,
salem.
In addition to the above the following persons
have been elected Agents lud Surveyors.
George h. GUier, WUudst"wh.
Josiah SuinmeIil, UP Neck.
Asa G. TuTrrr, fenu's glove.
J, Fovman SiuuirkS"n, T.. +. Neck,
James II. Evans COhtusty.
John HitChnrT, AiloWay.
X. NJ. Hitchuer, Elmer.
Joseph Lly2lty, CEtrkshOrO,
Daniel u, Garrison, Mar ton, Bur Co
Zacheus Il, SickIer, S.!rIu.
George Il. Morrison, "
Joseph II i}tiGh II, Atlantic cry
ALPHEUS B~lLuttBAtk, President
J. GRIEK, secretary aud ts@Aa4'a-
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Dumley-"I've been to see Miss Wee
at least two dozen times within the last
six weeks and nav never succeeded III
6ndir g her in"
Sharpliegh-"Well, l should think by
this time you would have succeeded In
ending her OUT"
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HARD TO PRESCRIBE.

Attendant-''The living skeleton Is
hck."
Manager-"Great Scott What all
bim2"
Att ndant-"He-s got a paiD,. out
mes so thin the doctors don't know
whether it's cramps or back-ache-"
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co NST|PAT| N,

Constipation Is one Of the most common and
painful diseases. It occurs most frequently
with men and women no are forced by their
profession to follow a sedentary mote OF life
and who through inclination or necessity are
accustomed to partake Of rich food. Although
not dangerous In itself, 1t may give rise to seri-
Gus disturbances in the general health OF the
patient, particularly 1t 1t Is neglected. and In
consequence takes deep root in the system. In
former times t was customary to cure It with
all kinds Of drastic mixtures, powders and pills
containing some injurious mineral substance.
Bat This was driving out sin with Satan, because
drastic %purgatives, although they may afford a
mon.entary relief, exercise a deleterious effect
on the whole system and particularly on the
vital organs and weaken the body II used con-
t~nullly. II this is sought to be ayoided by par
taking Of particularly nourishlng food, the d.
eesiive organs will in consequence cease to
act properly, and then serious complications
may arise viii h will threaten even the life Of
the patient. But the curative powers Of the
old drastic purg ,tives have been secured while
their evil afte ref cts are avoided, by the use
OF ST. Bernard Vegetable Pills. They are moth
ing but a vegetable compound without the ad-
dition Of any injurious, deie'ertous or poisou-
Gus sub stances, being prepared my Oh tae
a mild laxative and emollient, promote the ex-
erection OF undigestible matter without weaken.
ing the system. They are therefore the pest
blood purifier among all the many remedies
known. This fact has been readily acknowl,
edged by many prominent physicians o, ai
patients to whom they have afforded relief even
under the most aggravated circumstances The
81. Bernard Vegetab, 9 Pills can be had OF every
hrst,cts lass alr Ts 81 t., II K ySus st arnT rs s.l hay new
York City. and you will receive same postpaid
by return mail.
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"My husblnd," said a lady. sis III
The habit Of presenting me with a new
book on each of my birthdays"
To which Tameghe made reply;
"Ab, what a stupendous library you
must have"
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Mis-, Won Gimp-I wouldn't marry
de best man living.
DR., Perkins
Of, but-er that is really no obstacle to
your marriage with me.
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Station Agent in Africa ION the train)
Great Scottl where is the conduct
,ri don't Sc him.
Enainerr-The first class passengers
,ot hungry and ate him up.
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Customer in restaurantl-See here,
Mr.. Proprietor, this steak Is SO tough
1 can hardly cut 1t.
Proprletor-We will make that all
righr. Here, waiter just bring this
gentleman another knife.
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The brilliant mischief OF ones own
children is outright crime In the child
rem Of n%eighbors.
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"were you ever in a dissectipg room.
Dickey?"
"No, But I've seen our friend Split.
thumb after he's been plying foVt-
ball.D
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Doh't take up a mans time talkinL
10 him about the smaTtness OF your
children. He wants to talk to you aJou'
the smartness of his children.
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Some people talk about turning
things over In their minds as II their
heads were hollow.
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Judce-TfI let you off this time will
ron uromise not to come back here
again? =. IT.,
,,dn,t come Voluntarily this time.
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"What happened 400 years ago this
sear?" asked Fieddie's teacher.
nDon'r know" answered Freddie,
ssI'm only seven years old"
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The man without a country lives in
pitiable estate, but he isn't in it for
friendlessness with the nan who Is
learning to play the cornet.
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The average man Is satisfied with
keeping up with The procession. II 1t
is a fun raj procession he does not
care TO be- at the head of 1t.
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A clam may not be able to deliver
an Grafton, but ne has his good qaali-
ties; he never tetrays the confidence of
4 friend.
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Perhaps 1t is too much to expect that
the man who uses big words should fur
nish big ideas with than
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-04-15

An undertaken, with an eye to busl-
ne,s, published the cheering news:
"ITse our own embalmtDg fluid If you
wish pleasant results"
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When you borrow money you borrow
trouble, but at the same time you
sometimes increase the troubles Of Il Q
FLOW who lends 1t to you.
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A woman Is never known to advertise
for the return Of stolen property "and
no questions asked" She would ask
questions or dis.
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George I have discovered that 1
need you to TO happy.
Jessie-I don't think papa would
hear OF my marrying a needy person.
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New York and Chicago should each
build a tower so high as to enable them
to see when they are making faces at
each Other.
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AND PRIDE.

Mr.. Minks-"Have you called on the
new neighbors next door,"
Mrs. Minks-"Indeed 1 haven't, mol
I won't neither. They're the trashiest
kind of peop'e-poor as church m ce,
III warrant. They send their washin'
out"
what of that?"
81 s'po ethty area ashamed to show TIT
rags In their own yard"
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HUMOROUS

Sometimes It pays to walk. Ohio has
a tramp who Is worth 100000.
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"Your BILL" said the tailor, rs over
due"
"That's bad English" replied the
customer, you should say over dun"
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The worst cases OF female weakness readily
Yield to DIR. swans Pastiles. samples nee.
Dr.. wan, Beaver Dam, Wis.
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Gentlemen about to BIO hanged will be
pleased to learn, on expert medical au-
thority, that a dislocation Of the neck Is
not fatal.
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You can often q lsu a mans debts
by the size Of his d almonds.
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nADWAY'S
III PILLS

The most perfect, safe and reliable Cathartic
that has ever been comp0unded-PURELf
VEGETABLE, positively containing no Mer-
curry or other deleterlous substances; having
all the beneficial properties that Mercury is
possessed Of as a cathartic without the danger
OF any OF Its evils consequences, they have
superseded Mercury, and have bee m the PHI
OF Modern Science. Elegantly coated and with
out taste, there is 70 difficulty in swallowing
RADwAY'S pills; mild and gentle or thor
ough In their operations, according to the dose,
they are the favorites OF the present time.
They cure all disorders Of the Stomach, Liver
Bowels. XII neys, Blad der, Nervous Diseases,
Loss Of Appetite, Head lche, Costlveness, indi-
gestion, Dyspepsia, Bliousness, Fever, Imam
nation OF Inc Bowels, Pi es, and all tho de.
grangements OF the Internal Viscera, % cents
a box,-Sold by druggists. Dir. RAILWAY s.
Co, SO Warren Street, N. Y.City.
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yay,eIer-I tel you pawnbrokins is

an obnoxious
D" FrisEJ-Perbals. but you cannot de-
nv that it has some ~redeemin2 fea-
lures.
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JUST THE THING.

He-"How magn!hcently you we q
dressed the other night at the Bangle
reception"
She-''Why, do you think sor The
girls thought | was dressed very plain
ly."
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he Pittsburgh Lamp

The only care it requires is
hlliug and wiping.
Dirt falls out when the
Kinney is taken of, not into
a pocket as in other central
Taught lamps. -.
Putting in a new wick Is a
,-ry easy matter indeed,
Al this Gems strange TO
one Who knows how trouble
somc other good lamps are.
It is in all the good lamp
stores. Send for a primer
raga.yh Pa PITrseuRch 70
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Bnkins-How de doP Had tie grip
gel.
Wilkins-No.
RdEi,s-Tm sorry for you, old fell
o,y What on earth do vol talk about
wpen you meet peorief
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-"Um-ahi but it was so appro-
pirate, you Know"
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A SOLID OIL.

s the purest, best and cheapest lubri-
;ant known for all kinds of machinery.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-07-31
FARMERS SMUGGLING CHINESE.
Detroit officers Believe They Have Discovered
Regular Underground Railway System.

DETROIT, July 30.-Late last evening
Deputy Sheriff Wright. of, Romulus this
county, was informed that six Chinese had
arrived in that village. His informants
said they had come into Romulus In q
covered wagon in the company of two
white men who bought the Celestials tick
cts for Chicago. The deputy sheriff capt.
ured the men before they could take the
train and brought them to this city. where
they were placed in jail. This arrest may
bring to light u most sensational feature in
connection with the smuggling of Chinese
into this country from Windsor. 1t is given
out that the two white men were mem bers
of en- organized lot of men who pilot Chi
nese from Detroit into the country where,
at some place like Romulus. they may take
trains to distant points. 1t is charged tina G
there is regular UNDERGROUND railway,
sy stem IN practice among the farmers no
shelter the Chinese and assist them In elud-
ing the officers
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been playing "The Mountebanks.o but will
appear as the star in q new connie opera,
winch will be produced here by newly
organized syndicate.
The British theatrical world is still jeal-
GUS of the success of American artists here.
The Players paper which seeks to he
known as the organ of the profession. Jays
with reference to the replacing of Miss
Geraldine Ulmar at the Lyric by Miss Sc
don Rhodes. another American actress. it
is unable to learn what Miss Rhodes has
done in America. but states positively that
she has claims to be considered prima dom
ma beyond the fact that she is an American.
Buffalo Bilp' Cody denied the truth of
the report published in several American
papers that cowboy of his recently ap-
Piled to an English magistrate for assist
ance to return to the United States. Mn.
Cody further says that he has neither en-
gagged any Englisumen TO take the places
of his cowboys nor dismissed any Of the
latter. 1t is stated MP to Saturday last q
million persons had passed through the
gates of the Wild West show.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-07-31

ST. PAUL, July 3O.-A first GLASS track and
good racing drew crown of 10000 to the
Hsmline track to-day. 1t was not q
fsvorite's day and betters were heavy
losers. One 15-to-1 and one 4o-to-1 horse
won. The feature of the day was the race
for the Twin City stakes, worth 1000 to
the winner, In which seven of the best
three and four-y ear.olds in the West
started. Ceverton was hot favor
lite and led past the three quarters.
but the pace was too rapid and
Roy 8. came to tho front coming down the
stretch and won by half q length from Bon
ME Bird, who had stuck TO second place all
through the race The time. 1:46. IS the
best of the meeting. In the third race Car
roll Reid, a 4O-to-1 shot forged TO the front
in the stretch and won IN canter after
German. Leon and AL Farrow had alter
pately headed the race.
First Race-Three-y ear-olds; mile. Cold
stone won; Bernardo second, Lord Willow
brook third. Time. 1864.
longs. Calhoun won; Bridal Veil second,
Snarley, the Smuggler. third. Time, 1:O4A.
Third Race-Three-year- Odds and up
wards: five furloDRs. Carroll Reid, at 40 to
]. won; Tasto. at 20 to /, second, Sir Walter
Raleigh. at 80 to /. third. Time. 1:16a4.
Fourth Race-Twin City Merchan:s'
handicap: for three-year-olds and upwards;
one mile and seventy yards. Ray s.. at 10
to ], won; Bonnie Byrd second, Semper
FIdele third. Time LAC.
Fifth Race-For all ages; one mile.
Maid Marion won: Iron Rod second, Van
third. Time, 1:44A.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-07-31

Eminent German Specialists Give the United
States Some Good Advice.

Eminent German Specialists Give the United
States Some Good Advice.
BERLIN, July 3O.-The Reichsanzelger to-
day prints lengthy article on the precau-
tions which should be taken to prevent the
introduction and spread of cholera and
this fact leads many TO believe that the
authorities consider An epidemic of the
disease imminent The representatives of
the press have interviewed three of the
medical authorities of Germany
Hirsch. of the Berlin University,
all of w HON have served upon sanitary COM
mittees In past epididemics. Dr. NirchOw
will shortly 60 to Russia to study the cpl
demic there. In mis- conversation with q
reporter, DIR. Virchow said the cholera APP
peared to be localized In Russia at present
but may appear at any time. Concerning
people that they must remove all dust and
dirt, and exercise the utmost cleanliness,
and that they will be all right"
DR.. HIrsch said: Il had formed an opin-
ion that the disease had changed its char
actor, owing to the immunity of other
places in spite of the constant recurrence
of the disease In Italy and southern France
since 1883. but it's rapid progress in Russia,
and It's reported appearance In northern
France, proves otherwise. think that
sooner or later 1t will attack all Europe.
There is however. little fear of an epldem-
&c in Berlin. as the city's sanitary condi-
tion Is perfect. have thoroughly studied
the condition of America, and there
Is little danger of an outbreak
there provided thorough cleanli-
ness IS maintained and sanitary
precautions are adopted. With q complete
inspection of all steamers arriving at AM
erican ports there is little danger or lnfec-
tion through travellers. One danger to
America is the Canadian frontier. Canada
has imported several epidemics of cholera
and typhus fever from England, and
night do SO again.
THE greatest danger Is the i'm portation
of rags from an infected district, or any
district where cholesa might be suspected
of existing Immense quantities of rags.
gathered In all parts of Europe are shipped
from Stettin, Konigsburg and Hamburg,
and these may carry infection, as they are
subject to little or no inspection"
Professor Koch referred the reporter to
the article in the Reichsanzeiger prevl-
ously mentioned. AS the article in ques-
tion is supposed to be the work of Professor
Koch it Is assumed that he also expects
/ that the cholera will spread to Berlin.
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WILL SUPPORT GLADSTONE.

T. p. O'Connor Gives Assurance Of What
the Irish Members win Do.
LONDON. July 30.-The programme of the
npon. The first bill to be introduced at
the next session Will be home-ruie meas
ure Mr.. OConnor said to-day that the
Parnellites would go to Parliament,
not as captious critics of any home
rule scheme produced by Mr.. Gladstone:
that they desired 10 give him fair play. but
no more than fair play. Mr.. OConnor
wonders that it has not occurred to Mr..
Leamy that this Is the attitude of the Nc
CarJhyites and that il is hardly worth
their while to tear Ireland to pieces for the
purpose of maintaining o policy which
every Nationalist would have eo-operated
IN carrying out.
81 believe the Parnelites,n adds Mr.
OConnor, find the circumstances too
strong for them TO join IN any attempt to
embarrass Mr.. Gladstone. and that up to
the introduction OF the home-rule question
IN Parliament the two sections of the Irish
party will be found working together; and
j do not believe they Will part company
then, and have not the slightest doubt
that Dir. Gladstone's home-rule bill
will be such as every honest Irish
man can accept IN full and final
settlement of the claims of Ireland. The
majority, including the PaInellites and
Laborites. see the necessity for strict
rohesron and discipline. There is every
prospect that the next Parliament will last
Tor three years, and will not dissolve until
very valuable reforms have been passed,
Or the country is aroused 20 temper of IN
HIgnation against the House of Lords for
further postponiDg the renl enfranchise-
lent of the people"
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The Cholera scourre.

ST. PETERSBURG. July 30.-The cholera
has decreased in the towns in Russia In
which it first made its appearance. but in
those places more recently affected by the
disease it is increasing rapidly. 1t has
also broken out in several districts which
have hitherto been free from Its ravages.
In Astrakhan. on the 2sth inst, forty six
new cases of cholera and forty-two deaths
from the disease were reported. and on
Wednesday there were thirty new
cases and twenty five deaths. IN Samara.
on the same dates. there were reported, re-
spectiyely. 10 new cases and seventy-four
deaths, and 100 new cases and sixty four
deaths; in Rostou. los new cases and seven
ty deaths, and al new cases and sixty-tw0
deaths: at Baku. on July ~, there were 100
new cases and 14l deaths.
The scourge holds full sway in Mini Nov
gorod. where, Thursday last. sey enty-
four new cases were reported and thirty
deaths occurred. In Kooban. the most
seriously affected of the western districts.
there were eiRhty-ive new cases and
twenty-four deaths on Wednesday. In Bag
hestan. on the same day. there were 372
new cases and 1S4 deaths. aud in Terek $50
new cases and 2O5 deaths
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and Countess Herbert Bismarck. left KS
sengen this afternoon for Weimer host
of visitors had gathered at the railway
station TO bid the ex-C Chancellor farewell.
thence TO varzin, unless the Princes
steadfast adherent, Count Won Zon-
nersmark. desires to entertain him
His admirers in Berlin still hope
invitation to meet circle of friends
IN the German capital. Should the ex-
Chancellor give way to these solicitations
and visit Berlin complications are sure 10
made that would wound Emperor Will
Jams pride. At Jena great prepara-
lions have been made for Prince
Bismarck's reception. He will be
met at Weimar by depntation
of his supporters who will escort him to
Jena, where representatives of the olty and
university will deliver addresses of well
come. Tonight beacons are blazing from
the heights around the town. and the stu
dents are holding q torch-light procession.
Tomorrow the Prince will receive several
depntations, to whom. 1t Is expected. he
Will make an important speech.
In court circles it is reported that Chan
cellor Won Caprivi had a bad time with
Emperor William on the latter's return
from his whaling trip. The Emperor, il IS
said, censured the Chancellor for his inju-
dicions handling of the Bismarck .cOntro-
vefsy and blamed him for the manner In
WniCu Lao DdQ tEc8tcQ tDc lutcIuhblOuai c4-
hibition matter. The early advent of Count
Won Eulenburg. the President of che
Pruesian Ministry. is now held to be prob
able. Most of the Berlin papers attribute
the threatened failure of the proposed in
ternati0nal exhibition to the Chancellors
limp and hesitating action.
The Vossische Zeitung tLiberal) SAYS that
the public must look in vain for Blsmarck's
bold energy in Caprivi. The Tageblatt
holds that the question of holding or not
holding the exhibition has assumed u
political rather than an INDUS
trial nature. Germany" the TaGe-
blatt adds. must step in before
France or admit that she is unable to COM
pete with France industrially." The
Cologne Gazette. the Deutsches Worken-
blatt and the Post concur in advising the
dismissal of the Chancellor. His Majesty
favors the project for a worlds fair In
Berlin, although he knows that the govern
ments of Saxony and Baden are adverse to
1t and that 1t is opposed by the whole
Agrarian party. His final decision in the
matter will not be taken until answers
shall have been received from all the fed
eral states.
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OBITUARY.
Representative Alexander X. Craig, of Penn

Representative ALEXANDER N. craig, OF Heun-
syivanis. Formerly of Indianapolis.
PITTsBURG, July S0.-Alexander X. Craig,
q member of Congress from the Twenty
fourth district. died at his home In Clays-
Vile. Washington county, Pennsylvania.
at 8 o'clock last night. The deceased had
been in delicate health for several weeks.
His condition. however. was not thought
to be serious until yesterday morning. when
his ply stefan announced that he could not
recover.
Congressman Craig. aged sixty. was q
native of Washington county. During all
his life he was an active Democrat, but vas
little known outside of his county until ne
was nominated for Congress against Col.
Stewart, two years ago. On the face of the
returns Colonel Stewart was elected. but
Mr.. Craig contested the election, and was
awarded the seat by the elections commit
tee of Cong ress, and Stewart W as uneeated.
MIR. Craig has served in Congress since Feb
ruary. Mr. Craig formerly lived in Indi-
anapolis coming here four or five years
after the termination of the war; While
here he was engaged in the drug business
on Washington street. sf'n