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Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-19

rooms, single and en- suite. There 10 not
one but that 10 furnished IN
uatnral wood, carpeted with Brus-
sells carpet, provided with mod
ern furniture. electric service,
steam heat and access to the outside.
Many of these apartments are ap-
pointed in sumptuous style. On the
front of the building are two lofty bays
which afford for the rooms to which
they are attached opportunities for de-
iightful views outside ana for beutl-
full effects in drapery and finish inside.
Connected with the hotel 10 the finest
livery service in the state. T. l. Phelps
is one of the solid men of Greenvilie.
Aside from being the proud owner of
Hotel Phelps, he owns the Phelps
opera house. 10 . stockholder in local
manufacturing enterprises and . man
who enjoys among his fellow men an
envIabls reputation for his many ex.
cellencies OF mind and heart. Asso-
Grated with him, as clerk of the house.
10 Mr.. A. Il. Gardner, gentleman OF
culture and refinement. who makes the
comfort and pleasure OF his guests his
constant study, and who enjoys the
gratitude and esteem OF the travelling
public.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-19

they will 20 70 stay. We are on the
eve Of that, fellow citizens. aud the
time 10 coming. and coming 90 fast
that We can see the Gun rising in the
east" These views are supported by
Jerryl Simpson, 7. W: Powderly,
Thomas Watson, Gen. Field. Col. Nor
ton and others whosc name 10 legion"
DIR. Nichols maintains q voium-
nous correspondence with prominent
politicians Of all parties throughout
the country, and 10 an inexhaustabls
source Of political "reminiscences.
city National hank.
The city of GreenviIle 10 possessed OF
ample banking facilities for . city Of
%, 900 population. Three solid and
we'll established institutions of this
kind supply the useful functions of
exchange and deposit to its people.
Not the least of these IL the City Ma
tional bank. an institution founded in
1884. The bank has q capital of $780,
900. with q surplus of $1,000. Its de-
posts aggregate $250,000. 1t does .
general banking and exchange bust.
ness, and pays interest on time depos-
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-19

lie had fourteen majority over
both opposing eandldstss For n
G,xa thus To run into office cad re-eless
himself 10 the same once, supported
BY neither political party and opposed
by both, Is . political marvel" Or.
Nichols 10 proprietor OF fine jsweiry
store in Greenyille. aud until recently .
fins drug store. He siso has extensive
landed interests IA northern Michigan.
he i a m.mter at the Kn,shts Of Py-
thias. Royal Arcsnum. X. q. I. n. aad
Knights Of Honor. He 10 . public
spirited. progressive citizen, and enjoys
the personal acquaintance Of many OF
the foremost politicians OF Amerles.
Ills friends are legion, HE professional
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-19

For many years the banking in.ti,u-
ton which mas borne tho above name
has bee Que Of the most prominent IN
Michigan. With . single exception iis
proprietor, Charles j. Church. u the
oldest private banker in the state. For
q Ioux term Of years he uas th. sole
banker OF Greenvslle. aud has always
enjoyed wide reputation for finanrsss
sounGnea ard business sseselty and
integrity. HE bank 10 one 81 the frsl
kao~n ~ Michigan. II not IA the west.
The trseuvitie hans oueupies con
spieaons btsssnsss % ia the citY. ia the
heart 81 the nefesntsis district. IL IL
fitted - a. ell tas accessory accessories
~ . metropolitan institution. Its
vaults are - the highest tips kno~n b.
hsak az Q issrsufe
The hsssiasss Of shs baas comprises =
ssbsfsl loan eallsstsaa snI ssvinss
bs#asss p.ftspfsf aitsstssn = pad
- s<suias fofsiEn paper. isttsfs II sfssst
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-19
CRY AND COUNTY.
Roster Of Oficiais for the Year 1893 in
City and County.

Roster Of Ofhctale for the Year 1893 IN
City and County.
Crowded out Of Big Edition.l
Two weeks from today the Of
ficers who will have charge Of the af-
fairs OF Kent county will assume their
functions. They will be rs follows:
Circuit yudges-WiIliam X. Grove
and Allen Z. Adsit.
Judge OF Probate-Cyrus +. Perkins.
sherln-Isaac f. Lamoreaux.
County Clerk-Frankiin II. Eddy.
Register OF Deeds---John T. Gould.
Treasurer ID. stebbins.
Prosecuting Attorney-Alfred VOL
colt.
Circuit Court Commissions Everett
ID. Comstock and Charles W. Mcf}lll.
Circuit Court stenographer--Henry
F. Watch.
Coron.p--tseorge NJ. Bradish and
Henry r. Iocher-
survevor-Theodcr Q. Williams.
superintendent Of the Poor-TIenry
Mitchell. David Lancaster and John
Hesdley.
County Physician-williamF r. Pen
warden.
Secretary OF BOARD OF School Elk
aminers-A. Hsmlia Smith.
The board Of Supervisors consists OF
thirty-nine members, representing each
ward and township, ard includes the
three members OF the city board of
review.
CITY Government
The present csty officers are.
Msyor--W illi.rn J. Stuart.
CITY Clerk william A. shinkuan.
City Attorney William wIsner Tsy-
lof-
Comptrollef-Jsues ysndenbsrg.
Tressarer--M Marsh II. sofrick.
fnrinesr- 3omsr r. Colisr.
tfty fhyscssn-- Simon l.. Kozema.
IS nsrshsi--wliissm Bragg.
soffnsssef- wEsisnn Hoerdyk.
i'aucamasssr John nYkems.
Sesiex 81 Weishss and Measures
Efxstns ". faxh-
iEwh.ss semmssssonsrs-- Hirxn 7.
: M. eeorEs q. yenemA, james
tseasxerta.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-19
GRAND RAPIDS HERALD MONDAY MORNING DECEMBER 10 1904

dining room, NJ once the mecca and de-
llgAt of the fatigued aud famgshed
ventilated by an ample sxyilgnt.
Every for contains closets aud baths
and Is provided with ire escapes.
stand pipes and hose. The kitchen.
laundry and vegetable cellars are bui't
entirely OF stoae. IRE table service
IA unsurpassed in Mieiigan. Mr.
Phelps Is we'll known 10 tho Grand
kaplas putlc. az = seserous and cApa-
bis caterer. as manager for the season
OF 81. OF Cascade Hotel. al Cascade
Springs. The Hotel Phelps contains 81
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very undeAirahls --and the government
10 rol'oed Of this necessary function
This - done. however, III the inter-
est Of Wall street. aud the bond hold
eTs OF the country,
''Some OF tie brightest minds Of the
recent political arena have b<tn adso-
Gates OF the principal issues of this
party Among them are Peter Cooper.
wendal Phillips. General James b.
Weaver, Senators Janes. Teller. Stuart
and others. Ex-Nlee President fiend-
ricks. Senat7rs PIeffrr, Kyle and Dan
w. Voorhees, have advocated cur
cause. In recent speech the Hon.
bon n. Dickinson said: The time 10
coming when out from the state cap
itols and out from the national capitol
will 60 the national hank ring, the rail-
way ring and the land-grab ring, and
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-19

transactions IN white pine. Norway
lumber. shspgsss aud lsth handles an
nualsy Is. 900, 0l0 feet. IL owns aud op-
crates psauy extensive plants Ia tns
STATE. aad - selling Is product N
nearly every stats of the uuson. Al
Lake CITY. IN Missankee county. u 10
operating band mil, cutting plne,
capacity 4o.0o3 feet per day a. West
Troy. IA Newaygo eoanty, . esreaiar
nsisl euttssg 40. ooo feet of pine daily :
at Hoxeyvllle. Wexford county. err
eu.ar mil . cutting 10000 feet OF pine
every day; at snow Flake. Antrim
county. circular mill Is cutting $1,000
feet If hard wood lumber every day a.
BsteIey, Sawaygo county, = circular
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-19

and ether purposes, and strings seven
miles Of are
TIE r. \. Wright i ca. brick ward Is
snotEsr impoEt4nt industry. sstnAtes
up0n Flat river, having railway faeIl-
nl q About 5000 .00c bricks are naa-
ufscfafed.
WrgnS bros- 3 Co. - one OF Green
slie's iarge milling institutions. The
plsnt - full roller proesss mlll
attn water power and railway fzcil-
lsiss- The output . 100 barrels daily
n. wagst . csss rle- works.
ssfHsted upon the bank Of Fiat river.
la the csnter OF the elty, - the plant OF
the sbnye-named institution IL con-
s.sts OF group OF buildings AMI ae-
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-19

esssorles and occupies an ample tract
The members OF the firm are: +. n
Wright. Q. I. Wright. Msryeste Wright.
Henry Watson, NJ. j. Moors and C. j..
Abbott.
The plant consists Of three buildings.
The machine room. woodworking
room aud paint shops occupy build
ing 50 by 100 feet, three ftoors. The
uou ding room occupies building A.
by 30 feet. the store rooms and grina-
Tag room occupy . building 20 ty 20
feet, four stories The plant 10 ada
cent To railways
TIE plaut was established IN 1890,
May !. for the manufacture OF chilled
and steel plows. II IL possessed of an
ample OUTFIT for first-clsss work, and
allows no competitor to be better pre-
pared. either by superior methods or
macnines,y TO attain the highest pos-
sibie results known to the trade. II owns
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-19

between manufacturer aud consumer.
For eighteen years the firm has EN-
Joysd foremost position IN the lumber
trade Of the state, and has cut and
marketed some OF the choicest OF Men.
ixsn's pine. With the deesdencs OF the
industry throughout Central Michigan,
their local competitors. one after an
other, completed their various cuts
aud retired from the business Foster
4 Co alone remain.
but. though the lumber industry Of
Grsenvills 10 represented BY . .nsls
tiru,, Il must nos bs inferred that that
industry IL Of small importance. ON
the contrary, the firn 10 IL var ous
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-19

its. It's officers are: President, Leroy
Moore: vice president. II. N. Ander-
son; cashier, A. {. Phelps. The oank-
ING Office il elegantly appointed. and
occupies central position IN he mer-
camille center of the town in fine
business block owned by lts president.
President Leroy Moore Of the bank 10
mayor Of GreenvilIe. having been
elected to that honorable position
upon the democratic ticket in the
spring OF 1892.
Mr.. Moore 10 extensively engaged in
large manufacturing enterprises both
in Michigan and che east.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-19

gan State Modest society. lie has
served vith distinction -s member OF
the board OF trustees Of the Michigan
AsyInm for the Insane 81 Kalamazoo.
tyr. Nichols early became Identified
with the Creenbsck party, and wssee
'nany vigorous campaigns therefor
throughout the state. For three years
be held position s> pension exsniln.
ing surgeon. IL isss ne ess slsct~si .
presidential eisrtor on the fusion
tickei. In 1921 BE Va elected pres
iasnt 81 the tifizen's Alliance 81 Mich.
'Fsn. lie has represented ~. yard ~
sis supervisor three yssfs.
The Iadspendsnt, The republican, or.
gan % ateeaviile. had the 90 ssy OF
i'f. Nichols nPen HE seeeat election -
supervisor "pf. A. Siahais. the p6lit.
rel hustler. wsa nominated BY 40
party. sad hls name was printed an ne
tseEet. bnt be goa there fsss tbs same
on sl'p. pasted aesfis equality upea the
fsrahlsean eaa democratic tsshefs.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-19

mil Is cutting $4,000 feet of hemlock
lumber every day, and at Cherry Grove
siding. Wexford county, circular mill
is cutting $500 fee. OF pine daily. These
six mills are all OF the most modern
type OF saw mill construction, aud mt
ted with all the accessories requisite to
the most speedy and economical hand
ling OF lumber.
The members of the firm of John j..
Foster 4 Co. are John j.. Foster and
II. y. Anderson. Their business office
occupies central location IN the city,
and Is the scens OF the transaction OF
many Of the largest lumber transac-
tons made ia Michigan produc. IN these
modern days.
Grsenvtsle Gas Works.
Mr.. Foster is proprietor OF the Green
Vile gas works. lilo has a model plant,
capable of supplying $1,000 feet per
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-19

Gus in his dealings and possessed OF
ample means. La its present COM
ptetsness the house would be a popular
institution in any city of the north.
Hosel PheIps 10 brick aud stone
structure. steam heated, electric
lighted and wired. and Gre proofed.
X IL Is by rs feet upon the ground.
four stories IN height. The Office aud
parior floors are flushed In massive
esrved quarter sawed white oak. The
o lice floor 10 s. feet square, laid in
French tile. The psriors are finished
ia slk plush drspsres. csrpeted with
Axminster Brussels aud adorned with
choscs paintings and bric'sbfsc. Toe
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-19

"The people will no longer listen to
the stock Arguments of Wal street
papers. This is shown by the vote in
the ate election. We cast On enormous
vote in many states. In Michigan
- 900. while the vote IN North Dakota.
ksosas. Nebraska. South Dakota, Colo
fssa, Nevada, Oregon. Wyoming and
tbs southern states WAS surprisingly
large. II Georgia the vote wss Is. eoe
and ] believe that we would have
srrri the state but for The feet that q
pledge Vas accepted by cur people.
frona these whom ve had esa. ~
tsust % the effect that the ter 9er
eeas tar on stste hsnks would - ~
n@a4ed. That trass wss faishfally sx~.
epted. The vlll furnish the peop 81,
sseausts supply Of money Tor sse
transaction at thsis haslaes<L II a.
grssfs ssssn sna ana msrlesn that tsse
ptopis shaald - osnspellsd ~ resent "a
s4ste 'ssas at measy ehseA 10 - lssss.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-19

and foreign exchange. Il hsndies CON-
meFel.l paper extensively. and has =
tine line Of customers. Locally II has
. e.ii on the best class OF business.
! addition to ITS sTeeusllse iastlta-
ton the firm has bank 80 Lowell,
which has been dong f,ouasaing
business for several wears. and is about
to es.Abllsh ihrc At freepsrt.
d A " sicssis
Greenyiiir's moet eansoicuons poll.
tie,an IL DR.. A. w. Nichols, cham.asn
of the peoples party state { .nIral coni-
mittse. As physician. eitizsa and pol
aseian. ne enloys the respect, esteem
AMI confidencs I his vide acquaint-
ance. As the official head Of hls par
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-12-19

seventh ward, G. Fitz Gerald, A. n.
Culver: Eighth ward. T.. J. Crossman,
]. II. uagy; Ninth ward, \. l.. Audrne,
J. T.. Blandford; Tenth ward. r. ".
Stevens. John Rowscn: Eleventh ward
w. N. Fuller. r. /. MAyburv; Twelfth
ward. Ed II. stein, II. r. BrinkUans
Hon. William J. Stuart. mayor. menu
Der ex-oficio; librarian, Lucy Ball.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-04-10
vINTON.

Mayor Gum yesterday imposed fine
ON Lee and Doshia Smith, oolored wo.
men, for threatening TO beat Mamie
Payne. Shortly after his honor had
disposed OF the case, Mamie returned
witch deep cash cut across her forehead
to the skull. She swore out q warrant
against the aforementioned damsels,
Lee and Doshia, one Of whom was placed
in the lookup, but tho other could not be
found. The blow was inflicted with an
iron instrument and may prove serious.
DIR. Cartwright dressed The wound.
DR.. Fred Sale, of Bedford City, is
visiting old friends here
On Friday evening Mr.. Iachariah
Houser, who has been unwell for several
weeks. WAS partly paralyzed on his
right side. Yesterday he was slightly
improved, though unable to articulate
r. 2. George and Whales Crockett,
both colored, were arraigned before the
mayor Friday morning, and each
fined $3.50 for gambling and fighting.
Tho fight occurred after George had
won all of Crockett's money, his shoes,
coat and shirts. Crockett wanted to
borrow his clothes to wear home, as it
was cold, and on being refused he pro-
ceeded to grow pugnacious.
Rcv. w. II. Groves will preach at the
school house at 3 o'clouk to-day. Row.
G. FL. Buchanan will fill tho pulpit at
the Methodist Church this morning and
tonight as usual. Rev. Mr.. Brown, of
Salem, is expected to preach at tho
Lutheran Church at ii a. IN.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-04-10
LOCAL STOCKS.

The following quotations Of Roanoke
and Southwest Virginia stocks are fur
nlshed by Won Hemert & Co., bond and
stock brokers. Roanoke, Va.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-04-10
1t Gives Tone

10 the stomach and digestive organs; makes the
food digest, and puts strength in all parts OF the
man. Tired ladies'. whose cares seem as noun
tains, Will receive strength to perform all duties,
life This wonderful tonic invigorates at once
and Keeps the nerves, muscles, and digestive
organs performing their proper work. II you are
run down and need constructing tonic, take
Or: Davids Cherry AMI Iron Tonic Bittcrs
Price 81 per bottle six bottles for S., ut Massic
& Martins, Roanoke. Va.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-04-10
Railroad Mons Christian Association.

The Railroad Mems Christian Asso-
citation is now located at 1855 Salem ave.
nue. s: W. and will be glad to have any
one visit its rooms. Its regular weekly
meetings will be held Thursday and
Saturday evenings at o'clock, also
sunday morning at $40. All are re-
quested to attend these meetings. a
singing class will be organized Mon6 a y
night at O'Clock. All are welcome.
me regular Gospel meeting will be
held in Lee Street Church TODAY at "a r.
Ia. and will be led by Mr.. John Van
Low,
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-04-10
LADIES' LIsT.

Persons calling for the above letters will
please state that they were advertised April 10.
A. s. AsBERRT, r. N.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-04-10
Opening and Closing of the Mails.
ADVERTISED LETTERS.

:. A list OF letters remaining in the postofllcc at
Roanokc, Va. for the week ending April 9, 1892.
GRNTI.EMrNfs
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-04-10
Notice.

j. FRANK MILLER. representing Low.
enstein Bro. IL TO, merchant tailors
and clOthiers OF Ilagerstown, Nd. ~ at
Hotel Felix with full line of samples
of spring and summer suitings. A call
IS solicited
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-04-10
In the Hastings Court.

In the Hastings Court yesterday no
business was transacted except that
Edmond II. Donnelly, native of Ire
land, aged twenty-seven years. made
declaratioWof his intention to become a
citizen OF the United States.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-04-10
Kranich 4 Hnch Pianos

ARE n combination OF the best material
and workmanship that can be produced;
hence it is entitled to tho high position
in the musical world which it enjoys.
Hobbio Music Company, sole dealers,
157 Salem avenue.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-04-10
New Stock Issued.

The hoard of directors OF tho Roanoke
street. Railway Company held meeting
yesterday. The reporters were not al
lowed TO be present, but 1t is reported
that some new stock was issued.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-04-10
Wasting Away From

POVERTY OF the blood can he arrested and health
and viSor revived. by using remedy that has
stood the test OF years and in no single case
blood, repair the waste, and build up into health
and life. This great cure Is the sheet anchor of
he your own doctor and take what your disease
requires, a. healty blood makcr:Dr Dayid's
lodo-Ferratcd Saisaparilla Price, 81 90 per
bottle six bottles for $500, at Massic Il Martins
Roanoke, Va
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-04-10
Tie Fire Yesterdav

Yesterday afternoon ABBOTT O'Clock
the plumbing establishment. of T. M.
Cook & Co. at No. lis Commerce street
caught fire in the second story. The
hre department promptly answered the
alarm, but the Juniors had the fire ey-
tinguished before any serious DAMAGE
was done. There had not been any fire
in the second story and only small
one in the store ON the ground floor
throughout the day, and the suppose
ton is that the fire originated from an
opening in the chimney. Tho building
belongs to Messrs. Simmons, Winch
Stewart and Penn and was insured.
The stock was insured for $1,000.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-04-10

MARY LUKENs has moved her studio
to las Salem avenue. Lessons given N
all branches OF drawing and painting.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-04-10

Lakeland Lodge, No. 100, Ancient
Free and Accepted Masons, will hold its
regular monthly communication Tues.
day night. 1t is expected that consider
able business will be transacted and q
number of petitions for membership
will be in. Lakeland Lodge has had
considerable work in the last few weeks
and has raised number of candidates.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-04-10
3 IT If

TRY 81. II. Spcncars Best" tobacco.
1t Is made of finest Henry county Leaf
and as chew is as good as the best
material and best workmanship can
make it.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-04-10
a Letter from Famine strioken Russin.

Letter from Famine Stricken Russin.
Maurice M. Lampe, with E. b. Stacey,
Is in receipt Of letter from Jeannot
Edelhurg, of Libau, Russia. praising
the liberality of the American people.
MIR. Edelburg was at Haspenporth when
a portion of the supplies sent the famine
striken people Of Russia by Americans
were nnloaded from tho vessel and was
so favorably impressed that, as soon as
he can dispose OF his extensive property
interests in Russia, he will mako this
country his future home. Mr.. Lampe
will try to induce him to locate in Roa.
noke,
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27

"1Iere's piece of lane poetry said
The junior editor as he look I'd over q
contribution.
Something wrong in the fect?"
asked the senior editor. with CHASTITY
mirth.
mo, there's rhyme short in one of
the verses Here we have 'twixt him
and writ him. but the third rhyme
seems to have been omitted"
II can supply that" said the senior
editor, reaching for his club, Hit
him." and the shadow waiting in the
doorway vanished like April snow.--De-
troit Free Press.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27
Pleasant Neirhbors.

Mrs. Gadd-Wouldn't it be grand if
science should discover the moon
to be inhabited, and hit on some way to
talk with our lunar neighbors?
Mrs. Gabb-Indeed it would. They
would be near enough to talk to,
yet not near enough to be running in at
MI hours of the day, you KNOWN. Y.
Weekly.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27
Why He Didn't.

New York Millionaire Ito tramp
You never did an honest days work in
your life, did you?
Tramp (rehectively)-No, I don't sup
pose | ever did. Up to the time ] quit
work | was a Wall Street broker
Detroit Free Press.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27
The Best Part Gone.

Kind Son (back from the city)-I
didn't know exactly what to bring you,
mother, but here is the material for q
new silk dress.
Loving Mother Opening package)-
Oh, George, this would be just what I
wanted if had only bought it myself!
Puck,
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27
Another View of 1t,

First Suicide struggling in the water)
There's nothing in life worth living
for.
Second Suicide-True; but I've just
thought of the fact that there's nothing
in death worth dying for. I'm going to
get my clothes and go home.-Seattle
Soundings.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27
Her Future Husband.

Birdie McGinnis-How is your future
husband coming on?
Esmerelda Longcoffin-He is just the
same as ever. We have been engaged
for five years and he never changes.
He is always my future husband. I'm
going to see lawyer about a breach of
promise suit unless there is change in
him pretty soon.-Texas Siftings.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27
Evidence.

sid know this was an actors club
simply by glance at the bill-of-fare,"
said Harlow.
How" queried Henry Nervine, the
famous comic tragedian.
you have ham in every style and
no end of soups. Judge.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27
A Choice?

Suitor-I trust that your daughter
may not regret her choice.
Father guess that she has acquired
the philosophy of Hobson by this time.
Jury.