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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-04-03
tlcIiaious Notices.

ALL SOULS CHURCH. Mafison.ave. and 6Oth-ss.
Rev. JOHN FULTON. ID. D.. Will preach az ii a. m ans
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AT UNION SQUARE UALI. Union SQUARE sunday
evening. Society Of Human Progress: ertnr" py Ut
| DUKEN J. II. WARD No Carnegie Hall meeting
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THE ULSTER REBELS.
. VIGOROUS PROTEST AGAINST CATHOLIC
DOMINATION.

RESISTANCE TO THE UTMOST TO BE OFFERED
TO HOME RULE-MR. GLADSToNEs d.
LEMMA-CoMMENTS OF TWO REP
RESENTATIvE JOURNALS
rBr CABLE TO TIE TRIBUNE.1
conuriohf 1892: RU The Tribune AssOciGtt0n
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WOODLAND CEMETERY.
woodlayn Station f2tth Ward. Harlem Railroad.
Onire No. 20 l., 23d.st
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-04-03

THE AMERICAN ART GALLERIES.
MADISON SQUARE, SOUTH.
IMPORTANT ABSOLUTE
ART SALE. IN
PARTITION.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1892-12-30
SIN ALL TALKS.

There are men with natures so small
that, il there is anything in TRANSMIT
grafton. they Will pro oably appear as
micro bes.
II am getting tired of this in.
justi e. said the trigger 10 the barrel.
'fou are the one who gets loaded,
and then get pulled on account of it. -
Mr.. Kink. to professor in Bddlc
university. ) --"Perfesser well,
MIR. kinkY What is the past tense
ob the verb to hoodoo'- 'hoodone' OF
hoodid'?"
Err man has ter be smaht," said
Uncle Eben, ter make folks talk
erbout him. But no man eber were
sinaht ernuf ter make em stop talkin
ef dey once TUX or notion"
Wife. in railway train-It's mortify-
ing to have you at SO. Why don't you
get up and help that young lady raise
that window? Dutiful Husband-She's
SO pretty | was afraid you'd.be mad.
do you like the Wagner operas?"
y do not" "Why not?" There is
SO much noise in a Wagner opera
that you cannot carry on "A conversa-
ton during the performance without
shouting yourself hoarse."
Don't you think Mrs Giltfeathers
is a charming hostess?" said one young
woman to another yes, indeed. 8"
was the reply. "She always does the
right thing at the right time" THAT
is what impressed me Did you notice.
dear, how she served refreshments
Immediately after your songP"
DIR. Paresis, angrily - Look here
Dicer understand that you have
been telling people you wouldn't lie,
ma treat sick cat Of yours? deer
That's about what said. DR. Paresis-
Well, sir. you'll have to take it back.
Dicer-Vcry well, will, I'd let you
treat sick cat of mine. I'm not very
fond of the animal, anyhow.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1892-12-30
~@3
FE MINiNiTIES.

The women employees of the Chicago
telephone companies are 20 be attired
in black uniforms.
"What would you do. Mr.. Man, IL
your wife died?" asked Mrs. ID. Mr..
NJ, who is very methodical-I would
bury her.
II beg thousand pardons for com
ing so late" MY dear sir" replied
the lady graciously, mo pardons ase
needed-you can never come too late "
Maud-Now, when | am asked to.
sing never say, "Oh, / can't! but
always sit right down at the piano
Mamie presume you let the audi.
ence find out for themselves.
A new game is TO be introduced IL
is called eve peeping, and the fun con-
sists in trying to guess the unknown.
owner of an eye which is shown to
the spectators through hole in the
curtain.
a carriage bag is pretty gift for
carriage people. 1t is made OF cloth,
lined and wadded, into which the feet
are slipped and the mouth drawn up
nearly TO the knees, insuring comfort
on cold day
A womans tombstone is the only
one in England upon which the cpl
taph is written in shorthand. IL
woman wrote the epitaph it probably
had to be put in shorthand to get it
all on the tombstone.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1892-12-30
NO PHILOSOPHER.
Borrowing on the Strength OF Future
Rsiationship Didn't work.

Borrowing on the Strength Of Future
Relationship Didn't work.
was talking with the colored man
who was sweeping out the corridor oil
the postotiice when young man OF
his color came along and beckoned to
him to stop aside. The old man
looked ut him sharply but did not
comply.
Say yo'!" called tho young man.
There was no reply to this and
after a minute he called again.
hoy. what yo' wants wild meP'
sternly demanded the old man.
Il wants to speak wild yo'."
WHO is yo'?"
40 know who is Yo' is dun
engaged to my sister Evangeline.
oh! yo' is her brudder Sam.
WAL. what yo' want3'
kin yo' lend me 10 centsp"
ION what grounds sirp"
On dc grounds dat yo' is gwine to
be my brudder- in. law"
Boy Doan' yo' know muffin tall
bout philosophy% shouted the old
man as he raised his broom over his
shoulder My bein' engaged to yo'r
sister Evangeline as n private citizen
an my standin' heah repres entn' de
United States gov ment an tal5in' wild
gem Ian besides am two entirely
different contestashunsi AS yor
fucher brudder in-lav I'd like to
obleege yo,. but as representative of
dis gov ment doan' know yo' from
Adam an il yo' doan' move on I'll
hey to smash yo' to bonedustw-Ne
York Sun.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1892-12-30
S1me Pccu ~ ro.lent.

Death Valley California notwith.
standing its suggestive name. is tho
abode OF more curious and wonderful
specimens OF animal creation than
any place OF its size WITHIN the limits
OF the United States. The oldest OF
these creatures. perhaps Is "a species
ct rodent called the kangaroo rat A"
which travels from place TO place by
executing "a series OF jumps or
springs almost in exact imitation of
h namsakc OF the Australian wilds
Then. too as though it were natures
purpose to make min atnre OF every
larger piece OF handiwork. the Same
locality furnishes the kangaroo
mouse counterpart and perfect
pocket edition OF the rat Besides
these Kangaroo rodents there are at
least two other odd specimens OF IN Q
same genus in the California Valley
Of Death--the pocket mouse" with
little pouches inside his mouth for
slowing away surplus food and the
scorpion mouse which feeds wholly
upon scorpions
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1892-12-30
RECREATION GROUND SCARCE
Chicago One of the American Cities
which Are Well Provided.

Chicago One of the American Cities
which Are Well Provided.
An American gentleman writing to
Garden and Forest from England
notes two things in particular which
helps the people there TO get moro
for their money in the way of recrea-
ton than we do here. One OF these
Is the enormous amount of common
land so easily accessible from the
great cities and the other the fine
roads FOR bicycling a form OF recrea-
tion in universal vogue In his ma
tive city Cincinnati. this gentleman
remembers that it was almost impos-
sible for the boys to have
a game OF baseball and
the few places then avail
able are now covered with
buildings He says: None OF Gin.
cinnati public parks arc ever used for
games and | don't think many OF
our Western cities allow such use OF
their parks. Here nearly all the
parks have immense space reserved
for cricket tennis and the like and
the London vestries are continually
acquiring new land for recreation
purposes While Cincinnati is ex.
ceptionally backward among large
Western cities in providing proper
park facilities the charge OF not per.
hitting sufficient use OF the parks
for games would certainly not hold
against Chicago where the people
enjoy the parks to remarkable ex.
tent
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1892-12-30

The Canadians have their thinking
caps on. They are awake to the fact
that Canada has everything to gain
and nothing to lose by political union
with the United States. The adj
vantages TO Canada in su.h change
are tenfold greater than to the states
1t has dawned upon our neighbors
over the line that this land of Uncle
Sam will make no effort to annex
Canada 1t is matter of small con-
sequence to his people. Canada must
do the proposing
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1892-12-30

a WYOMING sheriff. being called
upon to arrest a fellow who had pub
licly insulted two women, wished to
save the county the cost and delay of
a trial He took the offender TO his
Office told him to strip for fight, and
then thamped him into penitence of
heart as we'll as condition of body
fitting him for hospital treatment
This method OF dealing out even
handed and two handed justice is per-
haps crude, but it is cheap and charm.
ingly devoid of technicality.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1892-12-30

The trainmen on Central Yer.
mont railroad train found deer
caught in a wire fence near Pittsford
VT. short time ago They succeed.
ed in capturing the animal uuinjured
and brought il to Rutland VI. As il
is agai lst the law to capture deer in
that state at this season of the year
the train men were forced to take the
deer back on the return trip and set
the animal ut liberty.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1892-12-30

The matter of American policy in
respect OF the reception of immigrants
is nov under d iscussion in spirit diff
ferent from any in which il has here
tofore been approached. The present
prominence of the subject grows out
of the conditions developed during the
cholera scare OF last summer We APP
peared TO be in imminent danger then
of importing a scourge with the steer
age passengers of emigrant vessels,
and safety appeared TO be in temper
airy prevention OF immigration, which
was enforced by arbitrary measures.
That fear has not subsidized Cholera
still turks IN the districts from which
immigrants now chiefly come. Hence
many favor an absolute restriction
upon immigration for a year to come
as a necessary sanitary precaution,
especially necessary on account of the
7ancial disaster which would overtake
worlds fair if pestilence should
foothold in the land
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1892-12-30

sure the pelts are genuine fox skins
T'ae conformation has bseo carefully
preserved and the big brush - Of
course attached. The fur 10 snsw
white. spotless and beautifully soft
The furrier bought them from seal
hunter who caught the foxes at the
last statioa To the north OF Eastern
Siberia several hundred miles north
OF Petropaulovsky.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1892-12-30
MICH

GEOLOGY predicts that in 1876 the
earth will be coated. and it might be
said, vested with ice. The cheerful
view of this is that then the cholera
microbe will cease from troubling, and
the yellow fever germ be at rest
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1892-12-30
A Nice Arrangement.

Bride after the return from the
bridal tour see by this medical
work that man requires eight hoEys
sleep and a woman ten
Bridegroom-Yes Eve read that
somewhere myself
Bride-How nice, You can get up
every morning and have tho fire made
and breakfast ready before it is time
for mo TO get up
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1892-12-30

A GENTLEMAN whose superiority Of
stomach brings into sharp and painful
prominence the lack of superiority
characterizing his organs of thought,
has undertaken to fast for fifty days
Al the start he weighed 30 pounds,
and he ha. been losing flesh at the
rate of two and one-half pounds per
day Even an amateur arithmetician
can figure out that at the end of less
than fifty days light and airy corpse
will have been dedicated to the cause
of science But TO what extent science
will profit is not problem that any
amateur can grapple with confidence
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1892-12-30

THE feat of an l1-year-old boy in
Washington who has just shot his aged
and innocent grandfather for bur-
glar, is particularly melancholy. 1t
recalls the circumstance that some
body is always shooting an esteemed
relative in this fashion, and suggests
wonder that nobody ever pots genu-
inc cracksman.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1892-12-30

a PRoPos Of the crinoline nightmare
suggested by the statements of the ty-
rants OF fashion. WORTH and Redfern.
ii is we'll 10 recognize the fact that the
period in which they were last worn
was the most inartistic in matter of
dress in the history OF human folly.
A few weeks ago when Benneau and
Gallett had completed their opera
founded on Zola's "L'attaque au Mou-
lin. they found that the society cos
tunes of 1871 were so hideous that
they could not be put upon the stage.
Rather than offend the eye by such an
inartistic setting they put the whole
plot back to the war of 1915!
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1892-12-30
relts of White Fn,ea.

A Vancouver furrier was @ Sh hitting
a short time ago what he claimed
were the pelts OF five white foxes.
The man Is an expert naturalist and
has been deaf ng in furs in the North
west for forty years. He says that
these are tho first white foxes he
ever heard OF but he Is absolutely
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1892-12-30

No ADEQUATE penalty seems to be on
the statute books for the case of the
Grass Valley man who sheared the
locks from young lady's scalp and
disappeared. However il he were to
be caught and strangled with the
stolen strands, proba bly, no complaint
would be offered on behalf of Justice
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1892-12-30

LONDON went daft over Pade re wsl1i,
and one woman in the abounding eX-
uberance of her idiocy threw herself
at his feet at the close of his farewell
show But the musician did not for
get that he was gentleman. With
self-sacrifice little short of heroic he
refrained from stepping on the
creature
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1892-12-30

An ingenious youngster, very much
the product OF the century has been
airing in public his doubts that this
is really the year 1892. His theory is
that in the dark ages nobody paid
particular attention TO chronology,
and that years. and even centuries,
may have been allowed to pass as
mere unconsidered trifles.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1892-12-30
Ahead OF the rnrarrnnhIsts.

The paragraphists make all kinds
OF fun about girls turning the lamp
down low when their lovers come to
see them | never do"
Mop
NO ! put it OUT
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1892-12-30
Full cr II.

Adams Did you ever SEQ any ore
so full of his business as De Sappyl
Jones-W What is his business?
Adams He's with the gas com.
pany
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1892-12-30

No Mike-Robc rhls Time.
lIc-Jove! Asiatic collarer in New
York.
She-Really?
He--Yes. Chinaman on the police
force.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1892-12-30


n girl who the other night
train from destruction
IN her way home not
name is a genuine
NHrt says: "She was
.om a party when
-ail had been re-
2, and there
"rn and sig
in just in
deed, she
ithout
and
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1892-04-08
STATE OF VERMONT, !
- Addison County. So. |

Sarah F. Winslow OF Addison, III said coun
ty, having filed her petition to the Addison
County Court next to be held at Middlebury,
within and tor said county, on the fir-t Tues
day OF June, \. ID. lS92, setting forth in sub
stance that she was married to Eugene NJ.
Winslow on the 18th day OF October, y. D..
ISIS; that she has resided mt said Addison for
more than three years last past; that SAID Eu-
gene NJ. wilrully deserted the said Sarah f. on
the 18th day of February, y. ID. lSS6; that She
pravs tor the custody of their minor children,
Marcia l.. and Howard e.; wherefore she
prays tor II divorce from the said Eugene NJ.
And ii appearing that the said Eugene VI is
without said state that said petition can
not be served upon him, ii is ordered that the
said Eugene NJ. be summoned to appear and
answer the foregoing petition on the first day
of the next term OF said court to be held at
Middleburv, within and tor said county, on
the first Tuesday of June, a. ID. 1892, by the
publication OF the substance OF said petition
together with this order in the Middlebury
Register, published in Middlebury, aforesaid,
three weeks successfully, the last of which
publications to be at least six weeks prior to
said term o. said court.
Dated at Middlebury, aforesaid, this 26th
day of March, \. ID. 1892.
II ;3w RUFUS WAINWRIGHT, Clerk.
j. X. BATCHELDER, Atty Tor petitioner.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1892-04-08

with great success. The road should be
first properly graded and ditched. Then
layer of crushed stone a foot or there
abouts thick is placed upon the road
bed. For the benefit of both horses and
people final course of gravel is thought
necessary. This is much less expensive
than heavy stone foundation, and is
claimed by many to be as durable and
satisfactory in general. Stone crushers
are now manufactured which do the
work rapidly and well.
1t is not denied that such road prop
erly constructed will serve the purposes
required of a country road, and either
mode of building the foundation proves
''permanent' in the true sense of the
word, but many are opposed to laying
out money on so expensive an affair to
begin with. But, like everything else,
"the best roads are the cheapest" and
in the next quarter of "A century eXpe-
rience will prove the assertion.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1892-04-08
ELECTRIC BiTTERS.

This remedy is becoming so vel
known and so popular as to need nc
Epecial mention. All who have used Eiec
Fric Bitters sing the same song of praise
"A purer medicine does not exist and il
Is guaranteed to do all that is claimed
Electric Bitters will cure diseases of the
liver and kidneys, will remove pimples
boils, salt rheum and other affections
PAUSED by impure blood.-Will drive
malaria from the system and prevent as
Fure of headache, constipation and indi
Eestion try Electric Bitters-Entire salts.
faction guaranteed, or money refunded
Price Scots. and Sl.00 per bottle at all
Prug stores.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1892-04-08

ton, "aye, there's the rub" for many
farmers possess but very little of this
essential characteristic. They buy a
horse or colt and take it home and turn
it right out in poorly-fenced field be-
fore it becomes accustomed to the place,
and being discontinued and anxious to
get back to its old home, it pushes down
or Jumps over the weak, low fences, and
bounds away like a deer in the direction
of its home. Then the farmer goes
after it again and brings it back and
turns it out in the same field, after
having slightly repaired the fence. But
it now becomes breachy and has but
little respect for fences. 1t thencefor-
ward goes whthersoever it pleases, re-
gardless of fences or yokes.
When you buy horse and take him
home don't turn him out for a few days,
unless you can provide him with very
well-fenced lot or field. And in wean-
ing colt exercise some Judgment. Don't
take it away from its dam and put it in
a poorly fenced field 1t will be sure to
Jump if you do. Never force or even
permit horse to Jump back out OF
field he has jumped into, but open gate
or lay down a panel of fence for his
egress.
Before turning horse or any other
kind of stock into an unoccupied field,
20 around the field and inspect the fenc-
les. Horses often form the habit of push
ing down the fences and jumping, in
reaching over for grass and weeds within
their reach. If such weeds and grass
were cut with scythe and the fence
corners kept clean, the temptation for
them to get into mischief would often
be removed. Exercise little "hOrse
sense" in this matter, and your horses
will not become breachy.-[E Elk.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1892-04-08
II SHOULD BE IN EVERY House.

j. b. Wilson, 81 Clay St., Sharps-
burgh, Pa, says he will not be without
DR.. Kings New Discovery for consump-
ton, coughs and colds, that it cured his
wife, who was threatened with pneumon.
ia after an attack of ala grippe" when
various other remedies and several ply
sicians had done her no good. Robert
Barber of Cooksport, Penn, claims DR..
Kings New Discovery has done him
more good than anything he ever used
for lung trouble. Nothing like it. Try
it. Free trial bottles at all drug stores,
Large bottles soc. and S100
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1892-04-08
VIM. G. Piper Est.
License TO sell Real Estate.
CTATE of observation-disclosures of Ad

STATE of vEKMONT-District Of Adj
= olson, IS.
Be it remembered that at a session OF the
probate court holden mt Middlebury, within
and tor sad district, on the oath day OF
March, A. ID. 1892
Present, Hon James NJ. Sade, Judge.
Whereas, William Calvin, administrator of
the estate OF VIM. e. Piper, late OF Ripton,
In said district, deceased, has this day
presented to said court his petition in writ
ing, setting forth that ii will be necessary to
sell a part OF the real estate of said deceased
for the payment OF the debts and charges OF
administration; and also that it will be bene-
fetal to all parties interested therein to sell
the whole OF the real estate of said deceased,
and therein making application to said
court tor license TO make such sale. And
said VIM. Calvin, having produced to said
court the assent in writing OF all the heirs
residing in this State, interested in said real
est ate. 1t is ordered, that all persons inter
ested in the estate of said deceased be mott
fed to appear before sal court, ut the pro
bate office III MiddlebuIy, in said district, on
the 18th day OF April A. D., 1882, at 10 O'Clock
a. m, by publication of this order three weeks
successfully previous thereto in the Middle
bury Register, a newspaper printed at Middle.
bury aforesaid, to show cause, IT any they
may have, why said license should not be
granted.
BY order of court,
Attest: JAMES NJ. SLADE,
IA Judge.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1892-04-08

The Centaur Company n Murray Street, City,
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1892-04-08
COMMISSIONERS NOTICE-Estate OF
y Dana L. smith.

The undersigned, having been appointed
by the Hon. Probate Court tor the district of
Addison, commissioners, to receive, examine
and adjust all claims and demands OF all per
sons against the estate OF Dana l.. Smith,
late OF Leicester, in said district, deceased,
and all claims exhibited in offset thereto.
hereby give notice that we will meet tor the
purposes aforesaid at the late dwelling house
of said deceased, on the 10th day OF April
and 10th day OF September next, from
O'Clock, p. m. until O'Clock, p. m, each OF
said days, and that six months from the 18th
day of March, a. ID. 1892, is the time limited
by said Court tor said creditors to present
their claims to us for examination and al
lowance.
Dated at Leicester, this 2lst day of March,
A. ID. 1892.
A. E. STANLEY, (C,m,s
Is OTIS II. CAPRON, YIN
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1892-04-08
The modern houses are painted
in better taste than the house of


in better taste than the house of
fifty years ago, and the Improvement
is in great measure due to the manu-
facturers of mixed paints, who have
produced colors that properly contrast
with each other, and the whole harmon
lies with the surroundings of the house.
The public has become familiar with
the Color Cards, that can be obtained at
the paint stores, and when the house is
to be painted the colors are selected
from the card. We have the color cards
of the Chiffon Manuf. Co., whose pure
linseed oil paints, on account of their
wearing qualities, have become the
standard from which other paints are
judged.
We shall be glad to give you one, and
if you are going to paint to sell you the
Chiffon Paints, which we cannot recon-
mend too highly to those who wish for a
first-class article.
Chiffon PAINT CO., New York or
Boston.
Middlebury register. (Middlebury, Vt.) 1886-1937, 1892-04-08
What is

CastOria is Dr. muel Pitchers prescription Infants
and Children. 1t contains Opium, Morphine nor
other Narcotic substance 1t is harmless substitute
for ParegOric, Drops, Soothing Syrups,
1t is Pleasant. Its thirty use by
Millions of Mothers CastOria allays
feverishness. Castora prevents vomiting Curi,
Darrhea and Wind Collie. Castora relieves
teething troubles, constipation fatulency.
Castora assmilates the food, regulates stomach
and bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. Gas.
toria Children's Panacea-the Mothers Friend.