St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-04-03
SUNRISE SIGNALS.
The Drayton-B DROVE scandal has exercised
a strong bear movement in Ward McAlIister's
'405'' stock.

The Drayton- B DROVE scandal has exercised
n strong bear movement in Ward MeAlIister's
'i05'' stock
The Atlanta Constitution. formerly strong
Hill boomer, now languidly admits: THE
only objection the Constitution has to Mr.
Cleveland Is his weakness - This concession
indicates that the Constitution is enjoyfnga
little spring lassitude on its own account.
Columbus as a historical writer asserts
may have been pirate. but that is no excuse
for the looting of the worlds fair city bya
gang Of aldermanic boodlers.
AS one by one the Northwestern states drop
quietly into line for Grover Cleveland. it be-
comes painfully apparent that all the wires
are down between the state conventions aud
Col. Henry Watterson.
All, there. Knute Nelson Look ont for the
live wire. The Pioneer Press is booming you
for governor.
A certain Baltimore man believes the Ger
mans have stolen his war balloon invention.
This is nothing strange; theft and boodleism
are in the air.
Paderewski, the pianist, carries 100000 In
'long green's out of this country as the re-
suit of his musical tour of the States
Paddy on the high C,
Paddy so intense.
Paddy get your hair cut
Fifteen cents
VIII Lieut.. Totten please subside and give
the ozone chance?
Watch it grow-the McGill boom.-Anoka
Union
Watch the century plant grow, from a
spriglet
AS companion pieces to the now celebrated
"Dont'' editorials of the New York World.
the Chicago Evening Post is running kind
"Stand Fast, Ben Harrison brand that is
quite amusing IN its display of journalistic
gall Why Ben Harrison should stand fast at
the behest of the Post is not susceptible of
satisfactory explanation at this stage of the
campaign.
Boss Quay is opposed to the opening Of the
worlds fair on Sunday. There is a kind of a
hound after-thefox" hypoeriieal bray to
this protest that is nauseating. However. it
is not safe to express ones real feelings
about Boss Quay, even in paper published
outside of Pennsylvania
Albion W. Tourgee has resurrected the
''bloody shirt and is frantically waving it in
the presence of Chicago audiences. Mr..
Tourgee appears to be trotting in the same
1Io Do, har ho,
danna
Again the newspaper man demonstrates his
ability to cope with the whole world and
give 1t cards and spades if insisted upon.
Away out in Phoenix. Ariz., Adjt. Gill and
Surgeon General Helm. armed with knives
and pistols, visited the Republican Office and
attempted to carve W. i. Vail. the Associated
Press correspondent. But they didn't. Vail
got the drop on them and marched them out
at the muzzle of his revolver. Incidentally,
it may be observed that the muzzle of news
paper mans six-shooter is never used but in
selfdefense: but those people caught looking
down into 1t may know that 1t is invariably
on tap for business. and that the Journalist
behind it knows what he is there for.
To Grover Cleveland
One moment in Rhode Island;
One moment. and away; -i
And all the hosts Republican ts
Will totter in dismay.
q
True the Republican party has got grand,
fathers hat but the Democrats have got
Grover Cleveland's head. N. B.-Also the
head of some good Western man." -
Lost: A short fat thck-set man. dressed
with remarkable eccentrcity, and wearing a,
pair of trousers of the Old Grimes variety
Answers TO the name of Bland. When last
seen he was in possession of a bill which ne
was trying to pass on an unsuspecting and
credulous congress. 1t is thought he may
show up in Minneapolis as he expressed
himself in Washington quite hostile to B.
Harrison. and intlmated that he proposed to
make sit hot for him"
The Prince of Wales has gone into OIL
New York World. There's a royal sardine
for you.
The Philadelphia Record SAYS: "Conklin,
of the New York Zoo, has been found, but
rhvme for Conklin is as hopeless hunt as
ever"
There is no rhyme for Conklin?
Hal ha! You quite mistake,
The young goose croons its honk pin
Feathering in the brake.
The story that Jerry Simpson has devel-