The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-10-29
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--,Iack-"sleep well last nightp" Tom
Yes Slept like summer chape-
rome"
II see villain in your face" said a
n Judge to prisoner. MAY it please
yonr Honor" said the latter, "that is q
personal reflection. ."-Tit-Bits
First day out on the steamer. A.
"Where is ID this morningp" BIN
his staterom." Allow is hep" B.
Barely holding his own. Crypt.
-He--''Miss Miggles has such pretty
teethl Just like pearls" She-''Why
not? Did you ever see a mouth that rec
sembled an oyster more than hers?"-
indianapolis Journal.
-Chappie--"I did not catch Mrs. Hi
strung's remark. i wonder if it was in
tended for me?" Bess-''No, 1 know it
was not, for she said, "A word to the
wise is enough"
He was very absent-minded man.
81 am very fond of fruit" she said. "I
just dote on lemons" YES" he re-
piled, you know the saying Sweets
TO the sweet '"--Washington Star
81 am quite self-satisfied, must con-
fess, said Willie Washington. "Ah,"
replied Miss Pepperton, you deserve
commendation for your modest tastes"
Washington Post
-Waiter-"Er-it's customary Here
for the guests to remember the waiter.
SIR" lrate Patron (who has been poorly
served) )-"Well, / should think it would
be."-Chicago News.
You'll excuse me-" said the house
holder TO the milkman, with whom he
had been having a long discussion,
''but your arguments are very unlike
your mill1-they won't hold water."-
Boston Transcript.
-Criticus-"E Enjoyed your new play
greatly last night, Scribblems." Scrib-
blems (radiant) THAT so? What feat
ure did you like best? Criticus-''The
lovely long waits between the acts
Chicago News Record.
-Jenny-"Here comes Jack, auntie,
I wish you would come down and stay
in the room" Auntie-"'Why?" Jenny
-'''m afraid he's going to propose, and
| can't trust myself-he looks so poor
and so handsome. brakes Magazine.
The Waning of the Honeymoon
She-"It was right here that I accerted
you, John. Had you forgotten?" He
MY dear, there are some things can
neither forget nor forgive. Black and
White.
-"Yess," said the young student
thoughtfully, "when get Interested in
subject / never stop until I have en-
braced it thoroughly" "That's nice"
was the hesitating reply. 'Do-do you
think I'm an interesting subject?'-N.
y. Herald.
On the Safe Side.-Job Master
'I'm afraid, sir, | must ask you to pay
in advance for the hire of the horse"
Amateur Rider-"Whats that for? Are
you afraid that shall come back with
out the horse?' job Master-"O. no!
but the horse might come back without
Pick-Me-Up.
Fair Customer-"Yes, that's a pret.
ty hammock, but it does not look very
strong" Shopman-"Tn guarantee it,
miss, to stand a weight of 300 pounds"
Fair Customer Ito herself-"Lct me
see, 105 pounds added to 1874 pounds,
that makes 259 pounds-oh yes; that will
do. I'll take that "-Dralie's Magazine.
Her Great Love.-Briggs- is
PeterlSin getting along with his wife?
She seemed rather high-spirited girl"
Griggs-"Nothing could be smoother.
tell you, old man, it's case of genuine
love. That girl Just worships him"
Briggs-"What makes you think SOP"
Griggs-"Why, they have been married
six months, a d he told me confidential
ly the other day that she still continues
TO put his studs in his dress shirt -
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