St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-02-01
SUNRISE SIGNALS.

In the excitement OF the moment over the
amicable adjustment of CHILEAN matters we
trust President Harrison will not forget to
muster out the Kalamazoo militia.
: The New York Recorder heads an editorial
''Fishy Politics" And yet the Recorder is
one of b. Harrison's best friends.and should,
consequently, be more conSderate.
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1t may be true, as frequently stated. tnat
THE Tories are again alarmed" but there is
nolnecessity of this so long as they retain
their invincible cineh on the Associated
Press cables.
The fact that Ben Butler is writing a book
about The war; may undo the work of all
the combined monthly magazines during the
past twenty-five years.
The father of Thomas A. Edison looms
into prominence on the strength of being al
most an exact double of James G Blaine.
This is, probably, a case of reversed heredity.
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An exchange suggests that Lily Langtry
would do well to take course of the Kelley
cure. But both Lily and the cure have al
ready received plenty of free advertising.
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Brother Dewitt c. Talmage has shaved off
his whiskers, but il is an utter impossibility
to curtail that smile.
When Benny got his gun.
You oughter see EN- run.
Them Chilliuns!
Them villiuns!
Oh, golly! but twas fun
When Benny got his gun.
Pat Egan is described as IA low-voiced,
quiet-looking person. But however low his
voice. it is thought in many quarters that the
said voice is still for war.
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Miracles are being performed at Eau Claire.
Wis Gen. Alger should transport his presl-
dental boom there Immediately.
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The temperance Of Col A. R. Kiefer's
mayoralty boom suggests that somebody near
the corner of Fourth and Robert streets. has
oversight himself.
My name is Calamity Jerry.
Ia socks, economical, very;
I'm jayin the daylight:
But watch me at gay night
Disporting with champagne and sherry.
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After ALL should Hill and German crowd
each other off the track, the whirligig of pol
tiles may slip Grover Cleveland under the
wire as dark horse
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Show me man cam lick-or a pledge
can't break.-John L.. Sullivan.
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Rail as much as you wish against John
Chinaman, he is one of the only class who
keeps out of American poorhouses and no
one can deny that he has removed from
American families many of the soap-suds
terrors of blue Monday Persons inclined
TO dispute the above philosophy are re-
Quested to do SO without saying "Rats"'
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Postmaster General Wanamaker has at last
made partial atonement for the inferior
quality of postal cards with which he has
lately deluged the country. In his latest in
structions and postal guides for the use of
nostmasiers and letter writer's he says:
Fanciful additions should not be made to
the official and recognized names of post
Offices, as they are apt to mislead. =
For example, Pattagampus Me-, should not
be- extended into ''Pattagampus on Pen
obseot''
This suggestion is in line with common
sense. 1t scores point against the one who
named "Poughkeepsie on-the Hudson, :" and
that other triple-hyphenated "Hampshire-by-
tle-Sea." Such affectation is detestable. If
long continued a certain town down the
river In Missouri may wake up, rub its eyes,
and ask people to address letters to its resi-
dents st. Louis-by- the Railroad W ater-
Tank" Or, peradventure, the craze may
spread to Michigan, and letter. carriers and
mailing clerks will struggle with kalamazoo
by-a-W oodpile," or Paw Paw-by-a- Pile-of-
Telegraph Poles" The nuisance is terrible
from the. fact of its unlimited horrors.
Brother Wanamaker is right, and it is the
duty OF all good Democrats to hold up his
hands in this movement. We say Democrats
advisedly. because it will soon be out of the
power of Republicans to hold up anybody's