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Financially Embarrassed.

A large manufacturer, whose affairs
were very much embarrassed, and who
was overworked and broken down with
nervous exhaustion, went to celebrated
specialist. He was told that the only
thing needed was to be relieved of care
and worry. and have change of thought,
This doctor was more conslderate OF his
patients health than of his financial cir
cumstances. He ought to have advised
him to use DR.. Miles Restorative Nervne,
the best remedy for nervous prostration,
eleeplessness, dizziness, headache, i'll
effects Of spirits, tobacco, coffee, opium,
.tH. Thousands testify to cures. Book
and trial bottle free at A. G. Ireland, 70.
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4 Tremenaoun Esnmnus

rn the system is produced by II disorcerly liver,
Bic gets into the blood and gives a saffron
tinge to the countenauce and cyeba|s. sick
Ii, adaches ensue, the digestive crgaus are
thrown utof gear, the bowels be. ONE costiyc.
there arc pains through the right SIDE and
shoulder blaje, the breath grows sour and the
tongue furrcd, dizziness IS frequent, especially
on rising suddG iy. This state Of affairs utd
not exist I'm ess the dlsturba &C were seious
one. YET it is easy remediabe with iIoSte ler's
OmarlI Bitcrs, which relieves every symptom
of hi iousuess and INDIGESTION, and prom ties
a ocular action OF the bowels an is auxiliary
of appetite and sleep. The Bilters l. 81, erb
specific far ma aral aud hidney trouble, rheu-
mati,m and debility. a wineg aS,ial thrice a
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-29
HER LIFE PROBLEM.


TYow to Write Novel, or Every Man His
Own Noyolist.
Tic following from "rhe Handbook Of
Plots; or, Every Man His Own Novelist"
offers an excellent opportunity for a dis
play of originality in treatment and style.
of course the young novelist can Gil out to
suit himself
The beautiful girl was engaged to the
wealthy bachelor, but was in love with the
young man.
The young man urged the beautiful girl
to break the engagement and marry him,
but she said: ALIAS, too late Theweddin9
day is fixed"
The wealthy bachelor, fearful that he
might lose the beautiful girl, took out
marriage license as n matter Of precaution
and waved it tantalizingly in the face OF
the beautiful girl.
".
The beautiful girl grew desperate, and
listened more attentively to the pleadings
of the young man. "Would that l could,
George" she said, ''but he already has the
license" She really didn't say "Woull
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VIZ
Tho beo,,tirrI oi,1 Leld that sucb devo-
tion conro,,n md integrity should he re,
,roraeI rsf,ociaIIv nc She was anytous tn
rnv.arJ If in tI,n nsroI novrIistic wav' and
ortar cryinr con dear this is SO nnex.
Taotadn, yhe mt On Lnr wrons md won't
viii him,
VIII
"Mr Mann" said the Young man, with
n smile of triumph. n few hours later, "per.
init me TO introduce my wife"
"Ob, no." said the wealthy bachelor
pleasantly, "sLc is to be NV wife next
Tuesday. have the license"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-29
The Quickest Time East

Is made by the Burlingtons Chicago and
st. Louis specials leaving Denver daily
at 8 q. M, arriving in st Louis at :25 p.
m. and Chicago at 2 10 p. m. the next
day. The evening train leaving at 80
p. m. daily reaches St. Louis at 10 a. m.
and Chicago at s a. m. the second morn
ing. These trains are composed of vesti-
buled Pullman Sleepers, Chair Cars and
Diners, serving all meals en- route. For
full information apply to any railroad
ticket agent, or address G. W. Vallery,
general agent, 100 Larimer street, Denver,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-29
No Show for Him.

A pretty and altogether modest young
Irish girl, evidently nurse, stood patient
ly waiting her turn in a big drug store.
At last one of the clerks, a rather dashing
young fellow, disposng of his last custom
err, made his way to the young woman's
side and asked politely:
is any one paying you attention, miss?"
The young woman bushed, hesitated
moment and answered coyly:
mo. sir; am marriedp-Christian Adj
VOcntp
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-29

Frank Masterson has opened cab
iott shop two doors from the eIec,
tri:' ii h' ho1.e, Water street, and
IL prepared to d. all Kinds Of
cakinrt work lIe Is aIs, AGENT lor
o6nra Re county of Tie celehfated kellogg
weather strip, which has tHen pncceefnIly
placed in several hHiidings in this city
and gives such well known references r.
II 70. f. A. Fske, Hon. 7 b. Catron,
Sister Victoria, Il. W. Knaebel, Julins II
CeYt,es and r. B. Seward
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-29

Maid Gentleman wishes to see you,
mem. Here's his card.
Miss Flirtle--UmI don't remember
that pane.
He said, mem, that you was to see
him, Or else give him something of his
you had"
ut must be some one / met at the
springs last summer Take that box of
rings and tell him to pick out his. '--New
York Weekly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-29
Too Much Promise.

Mrs. bangle Ghe hostess, who is on the
outer edge of theinner circle)-My dear
Miss penne, have you met every one? Have
you met Mr.. Shngle, the rising young ar
chitect, and Mr.. Cheatenl, the promising
lawyer? And here comes Mr.. Palette, the
clever young artist with a future, arm in
arm with Mr.. MARBLE, the rising young
poet,
Miss Penne--Yes, have met them all,
my dear Mrs. Dangle and now, il you
will be so good, should like to meet a
few men who are on the downward track.
Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-29

Scrofula is one of the most fatal among
the scourges which afllict mankind.
ton and consumption, are the result Of
scrofula. Ayers Sarsaparilla eradicates
this poison, and restores, to the blood,
the elements of life and health.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-29

Act on new principie--regulating the
liver, stomach and bowels through the
nerves. A new discovery. DR.. Niles
Pills speedily cure biliousness, bad taste,
torpid liver, piles, constipation. I'm
squalled for men, women, children.
Smallest, mildest, surestl 90 doaes, Is cts.
Samples Fras at A. O. Ireland's.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-29

SHOOTING STARS.


"You can't always depend on popular
option" he said gloomily.
GLOW is that?" asked his friend.
"Why, it is common saying that it is
as easy to support two as it is to support
one"
"Well?"
"Well, went and got married, and to-
day her milliner sends me bill of $25 for
hat. never paid more than $3.50 for
hat for myself in my life. Hang popu-
lar opinion, say /"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-29
From a Doctor's Point OF view.

"singleiaw was badly hurt in that rail
way accident, wasn't he, doctor:'
"Very. We had to amputate both of
his legs"
my! Will he pull throughi'
"Oh yes; we'll put him on his feet again
in about six MONTHS HHrper5 Bazaar.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-29

Blunt Parent-Now, sir, what do you
want?
Sutton Your daughters hand
B, P.-Can't do it. We don't do bust
ness here on the installment principle
The Million.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-29
RniR eRONnh

f0t1 enough
the way to clear complexion,
free from blotches, pimples, erup-
tons, yellow spots, and roughness.
Purify your blood, and you have it.
With pure, rich blood, an active
liver, good appetite and digestion,
the hue of health follows. Doctor
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
gives you all of them. 1t is the
blood purifier There's no lack of
them, but there's mono like this
It's guaranteed to accomplish all
that's claimed for it. In all dis
eases arising from torpid liver and
impure blood, it benefits Or cures,
or the money is refunded. With
an ordinary medicine, it couldn't
be done. But this isn't an ordi-
nary medicine.
1t is the cheapest blood purifier
sold, through druggists, because you
only pay for The good you get.
Can you ask more p
The discovery" acts equally
well all tic year round.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-29

''What clever fellow Smith is! He can
master any tongue he pleases." BE CAD!
l should be happy man if could master
one" (Which one?" "My wife's."-Ally
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-29

attracts the attention Of every property
holder in this city. But when Dr. Frank
in Miles, the eminent Indiana specialist,
claims that heart disease is durable and
proves it by thousands Of testimonials OF
wonderful cures by his New Heart Cure,
it attracts the attention of the millions
suffering with short breath, palpitation,
irregular pulse, wind in stomach, pain in
side or shoulder, smothering spells, faint
ing, dropsy, etc. A. f. Davis, Silver
Greek, Neb. by using four bottles of DR..
Miles New Heart Cure was completely
cured after twelve years suffering from
heart disease. This new remedy is cod
by A. q. Ireland, jr. Books free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-29

How do you enjoy the bagpipes, Miss
Crasher?"
Miss Crasher-Oh, l think they arc
horrid; I just detest tobacco in any
form.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-29

t kind of powder do you use: asked

What kind Of powder do you use: asked
Maud.
don't use any, replied Clarice,
That's funny; it isn't very long ago
since you used it.
know, but Jacks mustachc is so black
that-and then she remembered what she
was saying. buffalo Express
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-29
YEAR. ANNUAL MEAN. YEAR. ANNUAL MEAN

The annual monthly values will show the
distribution of temperature through the
year.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-29

The healthy people you meet have
healthy livers. They take Simmons Liver
Regulator.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-29

1t shows how certain instinct breaks
out in the sex that when they marry man
they think they're getting a bargain
Philadelphia Times.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-29

Handy for travellers is Simmons Liver
Regulator in powder. 1t can be carried
in the pocket.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-29
what n Difference,

Teacher-Well, Tommy, suppose you
had very pleasant time Thanksgiving
day
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-29
she 5sid not sec Him.

Tommy (not feeling well)-Yes, had an
awful nice time till after dinner.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-29
Not Her style.

Mrs, Mason-Your wife does a great
deal of fancy work, doesn't She Mr..
MiggsH
Mr.. Miggs-Ahem, yes-that is, she
has always objected to doing any real
work.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-29

Mr.. Goodmann-You should tell our doc
tor to call on the washerwoman's family.
MS. G.--Dear mel What's the matter
there?
"In1uenza, | think"
who told your
''No one. but notice that only. two of
my handkerchiefs came back this week. y
New York Weekly
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-29
THE MILITARY rOdr.

AT Santa Fe is the oldest military estab.
hshment on American soil having been in
almost continuous occupation since 1902
when the Spaniards first established here
their base of operations. Old Fort Marcy
was built by U. S. soldiers in 1916 and the
new post was occupied few years later.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-29
Is This Right +?

Woman's rights consist of broad hat
and matinee ticket.--Dallas News.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-29
ATTRACTIONS HISTORIC AND MODERN.

Mountains OF Mineral Fruitful Orchards
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TYLER DESK CO.,

AEM GESN @Cs5
ST.L0UlS,MO
Our Mammoth Catalogue of BANK COUNTERS,
DEsKs, and other OFFICE FURNITURE for
1893 now ready. New Goodr New Styles
in Desks, Tables, Chairs, Bpqs Gases, Cabi-
nets, &c.,, &C., and at matchless prices,
as above indicated. Our goods are we'll
known and sold freely in every country that
speaks English; Catalogues free. Postage l2c.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-29

Tupper--I am always strongly remind
ed of football when see Softpate caress
his mustache.
Sholdon-I suppose the same old gag
of eleven on one side, I am
Tupper- it's touchdown.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-29
THE

CIT & OFT SAINT a. Fiji
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Santa Fe is distant from Kansas City 800
miles; from Denver 1888; miles; from Trinidad
ZIG miles; from Albuquerque, IS miles; from
Deming, 3l6 miles; from FL Paso, $40 miles;
from Los Angeles, 1892 miles; from San
francisco, 281 miles.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-06-10
OFFICER PECK DISMISSED.
He Got Drunk Yesterday and Painted
Things Red.

He Got Drunk Yesterday and Painted
Things Red.
Officer Peck was discharged from the
police force yesterday by Mayor Evans.
He was drunk and fighting in that
notorious section known as Peach and
Honey. A prominent citizen saw him
enter saloon before seven o'clock yes
terday morning and out of curiosity
waited to see him come out, which he
did shortly afterward, wiping his mouth
About o'clock Chief of Police Terry
was notified by another officer that Peck
was painting the peaches and honey a
very dark carmine, and that he was
fighting and raising disturbance. Of
ficer Tuggles and the chief repaired to
the scene Of the trouble and put Peck
under arrest.
lie was locked up in the side room OF
the station house. where he soon fell
into sound but drunken sleep, from
which he was awakened by Mayor
Evans. who proceeded to strip him OF
his emblems of official power. After
this was done the mayor discharged him
in dishonor from the force.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-06-10
NOTICE.

The National Business College, hav.
ing an increasing demand for compe.
tent stenographers, typewriters. book.
keepers, cts, have decided to establish
regular employment bureau. and all
wishing to qualify in any of the depart.
ments of the college, will do we'll to
enter soon. To those wishing compe.
tent assistants for positions indicated,
we ask them to consult US either By
'etter or by calling at the college. No
Sacation. students enter at any time.
Special term for thirty days. lily
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-06-10

IL. o. Williams, the State secretary of
the Young Mems Christian Association,
was in this city yesterday.
i i Catnnni is in Winston m C.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-06-10

The Misses Mary ana Fannie Grim
sley, of Culpepper, are visiting DR.. c.
L. James, of the ALLEGHENY Institute. rn'
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-06-10
THE ROANOKE DIMES, FRIDAY. JUNE To- 1892.
LOCAL BREvlTlEs.

Miss Carrie Hawks, finest Campbell
sIrees: Is In Norfolk. d e ss<ssssa
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-06-10

Mss cacrie HAWKS, ofiNeSt Campbell
street: Is in Norfolk. d c s'kssss.
Miss Rosa freeman left yesterday for
Lexington to visit her grandfather,
DR.. s. 81. Freeman, and to attend the
commencement exercises of the Wash
lngton College, of WHICHEVER brother is
a student. c.
II. o. Williams, the State secretary OF
the Young Mems Christian Association,
was in this city yesterday.
J. J. Catogni is in Winston,'N. c.
| The Misses Mary and Fannie Grim
sley, of Culpepper, are visiting DR.. G.
I. James. OF the Alleghanv Institute. 20
j. Il. Hall, manager of the Iron Belt,
came home yesterday from a visit to his
wife, who is spending the summer at
Floyd Court House.
The Ladies' Aid Society of the Rail-
road Mems Christia Association are
making elaborate preparations for a
festival to be given Friday and Satar-
| day evenings in their hall, on Salem
The front gable of the Episcopal
Church, which was finished yesterday,
is very beautiful and is the only gable
| in the city COPIED with stone.
Miss Elise Mauldin, of Anderson, is
stopping with Miss Deaton, on Eighth
avenue S. W., before returning homo
from Hollins Institute, where she
graduated this year.
One of the neatest and most attractive
posters ever billed in this city is ono
gotten up by the Decennial Celebration
committee. One of them can be seen
on the bill board on Salem avenue, near
the market house.
DR.. and Mrs. w. T. jennings and
daughter, Miss Mamie, Of Lacy Springs,
accompanied by Miss Miller, of Elkton,
and Miss Moore, of Morton, were in the
city yesterday on their way home from
Hollins Institute, where the young
ladies were students at the term Just
closed.
M. c. Thomas, wife and daughter, of
Roanoke; Miss Julia Shiery, of Mount
Pleasant, N. c.; S. j. Luddington, of
Waterbury, Conn, and NJ. a. Rice. of
Roanoke, were registered at Hotel
Rockledge yesterday.
About sixty or seventy-hve young
ladies of Hollins Institute were in the
city Yesterday en- route for their homes
to spend the vacation.
a little son of w. d. Stuart, of sol
Third street s. w, while playing in the
yard in front of the house yesterday
afternoon, after The shower OF rain,
found live gold fish. three inches long,
in pond of water under the spout lead
ing from the roof
j. Walter Hogan and bride, nee Miss
Cora Slaughter, who were married at
Winston, n. O., Wednesday, returned
home yesterday. They will reside in
this city.
Ex-Oficer Gee left yesterday for Nor
folk on business for the Norfolk and
Western railroad. While absent he
will visit Baltimore and call on his
wife.
Frank Jones returned yesterday from
trip to Norfolk.
r. j. Scott a white man. who claims
to be Baptist preacher, is in durance
vile for being drunk and disorderly at
the union depot last night. This is mis-
second otfense.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-06-10

MISS Rosa freeman left yesterday for
Lexington to visit her grandfather,
DR.. S. 81. Freeman, and to attend the
commencement exercises of the Wash
lngton College, of WHICHEVER brother is
a student -
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-06-10

The front gable of the Episcopal
Church, which was finished yesterday,
is very beautiful and is the only gable
in the city COPIED with stone.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-06-10

WINDOW shades and picture frame
made to order at the E. II. Stewart Ful
niture Company.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-06-10

THE costumes of the Balfe Opera
Company cost $40, 900.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-06-10
-PoANoKE PAPER STOCK
METAL COMPANY.
N. RENSCH, Proprietor.

Holiday street,near r. & S. Depot
Buy and sell hides, furs, rags, bones.
beeswax, old papers, iron, brass, cop.
per, lead, etc., etc. nov29-1yr
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-06-10
Christ Churcl

STRAWBERRY festival tonight, at 112
Jefferson street.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-06-10
Pleasantly Remembered.

Frank Langabeer, the expert brick
burner for the Virginia Brick Company,
has been presented. by the men under
him, with handsome silver butter dish
and knife, silver toothpick holder and
beautiful manicure set. The splendid
brick that adorn the Terry building,
the new Opera House and other build
ings in this city get their coloring
through Mr. Langabeer's unceasing
watchfulness and unsurpassed skill
Concerts by the Machine Works Band.
The Roanoke Machine Works band
will render delightful music every Sat.
urday afternoon during the summer
season, at tho park of the Gas and
Water Company. The erection of
band stand was com menced yesterday.
1t will be located on the shore of the
lake and will be finished by tomorrow
evening" but the band will not give it's
first concert until the following week.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1892-07-20
THE WORLDS FAIR.

The House of Representatives, yester-
day, in considering the sundry civil
appropriation bill, tangled upthe Worlds
Fair business in most ferocious man.
ner and sent it to a conference COM
mittee in such shape that the desire for
an early adjournment will probably
leave it in distressing condition.
In brief, the House concurred in the
Senate's Sunday closing amendment,
which will cost the directors of the fair
$500, 900 and its visitors ten times as
much. 1t has non-concurred in every
other amendment, including that to ap-
propriate $1,000, 900 in souvenir coins.
The House has loaded the fair with
an unwise, disastrous and expensive
condition and has shirked the duty of
providing the funds to make the fair a
success. 1t has left things in very bad
shape. The Senate did badly enough in
the way of handicapping the Worlds
fair. The House has done worse.
Chicago may yet be driven to adopt
the NEWS suggestion and call for a
popular subscription from people all
over the country who wish to attend the
fair and who do not wish their time and
opportunities wasted by silly con-
ditions.
However, perhaps the conference
committee will have little common
sense, in spite of the fact that Mr.. Hol-
man is member.