New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-06-04


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One Of the earliest campaign cmblcms this y~r
appears before the campaign has actually begun: bit
IT marks the Issue, all the same. 1t Is tiny mkpn
made Of pure American tin and mounted on stem @
a button. IL Is lettered In red, American TIM" IN
white, Our Country First and in blue, Protect
Home Industries; and Its makers, the Keuka Gnpe
and Fruit Company OF Rochester, expect II to shine On
the apes Of millions Of coats before the first Of Aext
November.
We'll, Patrick, how do you like your new En-
poyer!"
iatriek.,Ah, SURF but he's hard wan. think
could stand him year or tw0 but X ia got 10 stav
with him as long as lived. I'd die tomorrow '-tBss
ton Transcript
The Governor OF Massachusetts has transmitted n
the Legislature q memorial signed by large numbeP
OF the leading citizens Of Massachusetts. urging tAa
establishment OF holiday in the spring, leaving
the sacred and devotional purposes Of Fast Day To n
ACCOMPLISHED by the observance OF Good Friday Is
church religious fast day, independent Of all stah
control or authority" OF the memoralists think
that Good Friday should be ofhcinlly declared to b
Fast Day by proclamation, 10 which Tho Boston
Transcript replies "A governors proclamation for
the observance Of Good Friday would be inconsruous
to all who observe It, and would be resented by a
who do not Let the state attend strictly to civb
affairs it makes dangerous departure when 1t seeu
TO deal with mems religious observances.'
Lady Visitor .,vho Is being entertained bv Tommyb-
And vino are you named after. nv little mans
Lady ."iSI VsIior~Xfter your papa suppose whssb
his name dear
iady Sistor"Sonscnse, What does your mamnA
call him. ,,s.,v
Another evidence Of the growth IN this country q
the university extension movement: travelling
magnetic" doctor has picture OF himself wearing
the oxford "mortsr-boaId" hat published With BIZ
" adj, In the local papers.
WHEN IT RAINS.
With splitter splatter, splutter,
And a tinkle tankle tunkle on the single and thl
VIII, pH'o a misty murasy mizziness,
Settling down to steady business,
Comes the dreary, drowsy, drooing OF tbs dnppne
dropping rain.
With a s,zxIe sozzle, suzzie
The weary wading walker drags his rubbers from The
wh nle' IN, dizzy, lodging, dancing
OF the umbe ella rancins
Drives a man to lurid longinss lot some onee
fellows blood
Oh the breezy brooks may baoble
In his veeSins veSnaI verses and fond memories tey
Bnt no earthly rhyme or reason
Makes believe In such season " -,
That this wishy -washy weather is cloudy ghost d
spring Chicago News Record.
The bright sayings Of Kittc one Of the servants
In an Asbury Park hotel. constant source Of
amusement to the guests. The other day she was
shown a Chinese Testament printed on rice paper
Dedad." said the girl, after she had looked The little
book over 1T do be as queer in looks as the China
men do DO themselves. No wonder the hathen have
crooked eyes II they have to read the lokes OF that
"The slot machines said = Girard House lounger
last night have attracted the attention OF ne ele.
phone IN ssfsn an Sse Without Calling for the
attendance Of the small boys VINO guar1a sne puohI
phones many q the nSe' su sSe and tha. s
nse of these machines will BE- extended. At the
present time the slot attachment Is In use at staons
1t which The receipts hardly pay for the service q
an attendant. The directions are simple enouSn.
The applicant for a i've minutes talk over The wire
calls ND central usual and asks or the connecdon
desired. he Is informed In reply by the opesatcr
what the charge v to be- The am an on m"s sves
pieces As each descends into Its proper reccptae,s
The ccn,rui station Is notified by an automatic Ind
| cntor.-(Phi adelphia Record
portion Of the loan OF 100000 recently rece'Voa
| by the Cuatemaan Government has been used !" pa,
the empoyes of that Government. They have receives
expected that henceforth they win be paid regularly
A Mystery Paw, how wide is the Mississippi
Rivers 5000,
:. in some places, my son, 1t is now ten or twenty
miles wide.'
| And how wide Is railroad track, paw
Four or Ave feet Why do you asklS
| cause the fallers that made this Y, Y, and
railroad map have got It just the other way.'-CaE
cago Tribune.
"A very casual acquaintance with the United
states snys "The London Telegraph IS sufficient
to show that churches. ministers and sermons arc
far more important social factors than they are VITA
u.s. Nowhere else do the newspapers on Monday publish
full reports Of the preceding Sundays sermons, 10
where do the university lists give the reader informa
ton as TO the religious communities 10 which tho
students may belong. and as to the met whether uey
are or are not Church members'-thnt Is, whether
they take q recognized part In any particular religious
rites and services. and in other country 90 no
| title ard rank OF minister constitute SO efficient
claim to social eminencc.'
lie said any pride. with voice as son as ~
zephyrs Of June morning. q breath scented wv. VIZ
roses and clover step like the huter OF anges wnSr
a heart pure the liquid jewels Of spnn9 rnas
but gods disturb. love rs lasting as the MIS-
Bat he did not win her. .
Then he said: Sal. your hair isn't as red =.
Hannah smiths, across the road. and you nave sV'
more sense Than she has. any day . - =.
The object OF his wooiDg cuddled In his arms =
gushing. unceaslng source Of observation-disclosures
Traveller.
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