St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-01-16


the unities of the seasons.
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The Chicago Mails editorial staff have
moved into their ne " quarters on Fifth ave-
nue.. and ministers Ryder went with
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John l.. Sullivan signed q temperance
pledge last Thursday. and up to the hour OF
going 10 press there is no tangible evidence
that he has violated it. John l.. is entitled to
all the encouragement due any other man
making an honest effort to reform. Still, IL
must be confessed that the demoralizing en-
vironments of his daily life are all against
him.
Jim Blaine was full of lingo,
Where Is that Jingo now?
'Tis Benny makes the thing go
That starts this CHILEAN row.
1t must be confessed that the pictures of the
late Prince Albert Victor in full panopiy of
collars and cuffs and Ascot tie do him
greater justice than the ones which represent
him in royal regimentals.
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A single objection by Holman is usually
nest egg around which are speedily laid doz-
ems of objections to Holman.
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While preparing to introduce Max O'Rell
to an audience, Michigan editor fell into
the baptismal font of Il church. Can it be
possible that the average Michigan editor
does not recognize water when he sees it ?
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1t is hoped that Censusman Bob Porter will
not forget to incorporate i'll his justly cele-
brated statistical tables the fact that up to
no nf RI n 10 Last obi.
ton the number of people falling under the
hypnotic spell of princess Ann O'Delia
Diss Debar was on the increase.
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Ward McAllister is shocked by the discov-
cry that namesake is driving dirt cart in
the city of New York. 1t is claimed that the
new Mac makes $3 day, and 400 trips
month
CRITICISM sILENCED.
Mr. Dufunny (reading from morning pa
per)-The hamlet of Foust-
Miss Caustique (of Boston)-The inaccu-
rate writer evidently IN eaus 10 say the Faust
of Goethe, or the Hamlet OF Shakespeare.
But, really, the careless. slip-shod work of
the modern newspaper writer is actually too
utterly puerile for
Mr.. Dufunny CONFERENCE.-The hamlet of
Foust, situated in the Lower Pyrenees. be-
longs neither to France nor Spain. 1t has
over 100 citizens. They have no mayor nor
other civil official, but
Miss Caustique-Oh-ah-.
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The New York Recorder heads leading
article: Democrats Get All the Cream
Things do seem to be coming our way, that's
fact and they are liable to keep right on in
the same direction until November next. 1t
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admit the fact.
The Chinese. it is reported. are now ready
to receive ex-senator Blair as minister. 1t
was not generally supposed that ex-senator
Blair possessed hypnotic influence
Age cannot wither nor custom stale the In
finite political variety of Belva Lockwood.
| She announces that she is in the presidential
race to stay, auo when it comes to q show
down of health between her and Secretary
Blaine it must be confessed that Beiva holds
the better hand.
At the worlds fair Minnesota has been
apportioned 1000 square feet. To little New
Jersey 5000 feet have been allotted Mime
sofa may be in it, but she has not room suffi-
Client in which to swing her lusty arms. Be-
fore 1t is everlastingly too late steps should
be taken to have this amount increased
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AS the days grow longer more time is af-
torded the large army of small ofiiceholders
to work on B. Harrizon,s presidential boom.
It is reported to be fast nearing com pletion.
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From late Republican advices we learn that,
by the party in power. it'll considered better
politics to nominate for president an inside
man with 'spulf' than a rank outsider who
knocks under from an overdose of hoecake
No diagram accompanies this consensus of
opinion, but it is read between the lines as
referring to the present strained political re-
lations existing between B. 81. and j. b.
There is. really. nothing between Mexico
and the United States except the Rio Grande
and-Garza.
Hippolyte is reported to be quiet But HIP
polyte's quIescence is largely due to plenty of
bean soup. rum. sugar and bananas. Who
wouldn't be quiet under such a diet?
If Chicago people are possessed of the alb
normal acumeu for which they are given
credit, they will see to it that the statement
concerning the publication on the worlds
fair grounds. by Col. Elliott Flamingo Shep-
ard, of a special daily edition of the Mail
and Express. goes ringing down the corridors
of time as another lie nailed.
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If Sioux City could only switch Milwau-
KEGS carload of beer onto a side track near
the prohibition town, her claims for the
Democratic convention would possess more
spissitude as it were.
Nothing sensational In the way of divorce
news from Sioux Falls, s. D., has come to
hand lately Perhaps the court docket is
frozen up.
No Shirt the new chief of the Umatillas,
stands fourth as a bronzed and living rebuke
to the Mckinley bill.
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Joe Howard has 10 cked horns with Sir Ed
win Arnold on question of social etiquette
AS they are both eminent journalists the
terms are equal and the arguments Of each
worthy of due and respectful consideration.
| Mr. Howard insists that Sir Edwin violates
the proprietIes in pretixing his title TO his
name OIL hotel register. Sir Edwin holds
views Numerically opposed to this, and in
ssts that the omission of the sir would be
| an act disrespectful to those who conferred
upon him the honorable title. AS Sir Edwin
| is backed up by precedents dating back for
hundreds of years, while Joe Howard has
only the provincial customs of the United
States since the close of the Revolutionary
war to sustain him, at this writing the bur-