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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-25
When We Go OF and Die.

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The road is rough and rocky,
The road that leads to fame,
And the way is strewn with skeletons
OF those who have gone lame
And have fallen by the wayside.
The world will PISS you by,
Nor pause to read your manuscript
Till you go off and die.
Your friends of course will print your stuff,
And tell you 1t is good,
And when you sign 1t More Anon"
They'll say, II wish you would"
They just about appreciate,
And yet know not why
They all forget you want to cat
Till you 60 off and die.
You'll find no shoulders here below
To help you bear your cross;
You'll have to eat your mutton plain,
Without your caper sauce;
And when you read down to dessert
You'll find dearth of pie,
And you'll never know what pudding is
Till you go off and die.
But there's consolation
In the thought that when we're dead.
II we have written something good
Our efforts will be read,
And friends will plant forgetmenots,
And come and sit and sigh,
And irrigate our graves with tears
When we go off aud die.
-Creede (Colo.) Chronicle
.----'--- 1850
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-25

She had heard the word jag frequently
and she looked it up in the dictionary to
SEQ what it meant. A few nights latel
when her beau called to see her, she spoke
of shopping expedition on which she
had been the previous day and wound W
by saying, laughingly:
"And I came home with jag
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-25
The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.
She Made Out Her Case.

have no doubt you still love me,
Henry, said the wife, but you never take
me on your knee now as you used to DO
and yet you promised to do so at the
altar.
Promised to take you on my Knee! e1-
claimed the husband in the astonlshment'
Well, as good as that. ,
don't remember saying any such
thing.
Won said, to have and to hold.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-25
alean on Left Side.

Many persons are unable to sleep on
their left side. The cause has long been
y puzzle to physicians. Metropolitan
papers speak with great interest OF DR..
Franklin Miles, the eminent Indiana
specialist on nervous and heart diseases,
who has proven that this habit arises from
. diseased heart. He has examined and
kept on record thousands Of cases. Ills
New Heart Cure, q wonderful remedy, is
sold at A. @. Ireland, jr.'s. Thousands
testify to its value as cure for heart dis
eases. Mrs. Chas. Benoy, Loveland, Colo,
says it, effects on her were marvellous.
Elegant book ON heart diseases free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-25
Averse to Slang.

Miss Beacon Hill--What in the world do
these Yale boys mean when they say a
thing is easy smooth?
Miss Worlds Fair-Oh, that's some of
their awful slang. They mean that the
thing is hunk dori.,-Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-25

The fall Of the year is trying season
for elderly people. The many cheerless,
dark, dismal days act depressingly, not
to say iuiuriously, on both old and young.
Now is the time to re-enforce the vital
energies with Ayers Sarsaparilla--the
hest Of all blood medicines.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-25
inherent Tongues.

Miss Bostshaw (traveled) -Let us again
converse in French, count.
The Count de Crandfre--I zhall be most
happy to comply. Er-shall We talk in
your French or my FrenchH
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-25
A Feat.

First Traveler-I've assembled Mont
Blanc, Pixies peak aud Popocatapetl'
Second Traveller (triumphantly)-But
I've crossed the corner of State and Madi-
son street.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-25
Nervous Dyspepsia.

Senator James F. Pierce of New York
writes:
"For the past two years have suffered
very much from an aggravated form OF
nervous dyspepsia. l have resorted to
various remedial agents, deriving but
little benefit. A few months since friend
of mind suggested the trial of Allcock's
Porous Plasters. Following the sugges'
ton, have been using the same with the
happiest effects. To those similarly at
flicted let me suggest the manner OF theli
use. l place one over my stomach, one
over the hepatic region, and one on my
back. The effect is excellent. From thu
day commenced their use have beer
slowly but surely improving, and an
quite confident that by continuing
shall again be restored to my accustomed
health
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-25

Why suffer with dyspepsia, biliousness
or any disease of the liver when you can
be cured by Simmons Liver Regulator,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-25
When Monkey-Talk is Perfected

Visitor (chattily)-"Yes, had these
trousers made at Taylort'sin London"
The Anthropoidal Ape lin the zoo)-
"Give me that address on card, can't
you? In my next TRANSPORTATION I'm
poing to have pair made like them"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-25

Coughs and colds kept off by taking
Simmons Liver Regulator to regulate tn
svStem
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-25

Of interest to ladies.--The scalp may
be kept white and clean, and the hair
soft, plant and glossy, by the use OF
Ayers Hair Vigor. This preparation
never fails to restore to faded and gray
hair its original color Sold by drug
pists and Derfumers
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-25
He Would Live Well.

What would you do if you were as rich
as the Vanderbilts?
I'd have pie with every meal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-25
Undoubtedly a Munchausen,

"Theres Smalltalk, now; he's a splendid
fellow reliable and"
"Smalltalk! He's one of the biggest
liars I ever heard speak"
"Gracious! How do you make that
out?"
"Why, heard him say the other day
that he understood women
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-25

Your coat has very strange odor, dear
Ned,
Said the maid as she tilted her nose;
It's perfume that's used by my uncle
he said,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-25

I used Simmons Liver Regulator for
indigestion, with immediate relief.--O' e..
Sparks, ex-mayor, Macon, Ga.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-25
Indications that Point to MatriInony

II am almost certain that Ethel and
Algernon will marry one of these days"
Il thought they were only friends"
"They are in love-"
what makes you think sol"
"They quarreled the other night and
babe each other farewell for ever"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-25
THE MILITARY PosT.

At Santa Fe is the Oldest military estao'
lishmsnt on American soil, having been IN
almost continuous occupation since low
when the Spaniards first established here
their base of operations. Old Fort Marcy
was built by q. 8. soldiers in 1886 and the
new post was occupied few years later.
Appended is roster of the present garrison
1t Fort Marcy:
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-25

Mrs. Porkery-"Mr Fulkson is so hor-
ribly vulgar, you know"
Mrs. Tubsurcash-''What makes you
think so?"
Mrs. Porkery-"She says thank YOU to
her servants"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-25

The annual monthly values will show the
distribution of temperature through the
year.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-25
An Iciclc Suddenly Thrust DowI
NOur Back

Would prodnle a sensation akin to that ex-
perienced by the unhappy individual who
feels the chill which ushers in an attack OF
fever and ague aud bilious rem!ttent. Hostel
ters Stomach Blttrrs, in such an emergency. Ia
what is wanted at once to scotch the enemy
which seems to penetrate the very marrow OF
the bones. alte nat-ly freezing, roasting and de-
luging the suffer- with Precipitation. This
grand alii-febIile specific Is the surest medi-
cina safeguard that au emigr mt to he far
west can take with him Maarial comp ain $
are rife in all regions newly cleared OF timber,
In mining camps and in low lying river bot
toms vi ee the st cams periodically overflow
lhrir Tanks Immu' ity from malaria is, how
ev, r. obtained fom the protectil e agent named,
which. il also a meuy Tor indigestion, rheu
matte and kidney ailments, liver complaint
COILS spation and debility.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-25

Simmons Liver Regulator is the foe OF
malaria--it throws off the bile and pre-
vents its accommodating.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-25

Mr. Charles Wdmann, of 1919 California street
to the writer, 3" / suffered with Catarrh of the
head and throat Life was rapidly becoming
torture, The pains in my head have left me. my
sleep il onet and unbruken and can breathe as
freely through my nostrils now as any one.
consider Dr.. Hume the kindest and most
thorough physician ever bad dealings with, and
money can not repay him for what he has done
for me If yon could only have seen me before
used his treatment and to-day am different
person entirely. Thanks e. Dr. Hume, my health
and can recommend DR.. Hume TO all sufferers
from catarrh az am sure he can cure them il
their cnse is durable one.
Dr.. Charles Hume gives lato London Hospital
treatment. His offices are in the Peoples Bank
Building, Rooms 20l-2, Denver, Colo.
Patients at u distance are treated as success
fully rs those who visit the office. A carefully
prepared symptom blank is sent to all applicants
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-25
Impossible Event.

"They say Cholly has softening OF the
BRAIN"
81 can not conceive it possible"
"Why not?"
HDo,ouea bic broip pnn NOT bnpOme anV
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-25

To keep away moths from his clothes
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-25

TYLER DESK CO..,
ST.LoUlS,Mo
Our Mammoth Catalogue of BANK COUNTERS,
DEsKs, and other OFFICE FuRNITuhE ior
1893 now ready. New Goodr New styles
in Desks, Tables, Chairs, Boos Cases, Caoi-
nets, &c., &C., and at matehless prices
as above indicated. Our goods are wei.
known and sold freely in every country that
speaks English. Catalogues free. Postage ~
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-25

"Because his brain can not become any
softer than it always has been"
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TEE
CIT z OF SAINT A. Fiji
ATTRACTIONS HISTORIC AND MODERN

Mountains Fruitful
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-11-25

Governor l. Bradford Prince, Prof. Hiram
Hadley, Elias s. Slower, Amado Chsves,
Prof P. !. Schneider,
Supt. Of Public Instruction .Amado CbaYes
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-17
General Locsl Noies.

In Judge Smiths court both of the cases
recently decided against the Union Pacific
Railway company for the killing of horses
were appealed.
Some of the Logan boys went to Wells
vile on Tuesday TO play the Weilsville
club game OF ball, bat as some of the
Wellsville boys were absent and they had
to ill their nine from among the Logan
boys. the score does not count
AT the regular meeting Of the chamber
Of commerce a committee OF three was ap-
pointed 10 investigate the feasibility of es-
tabiishing q starch factory in Logan. The
chamber is dong good work and is ever on
the alert TO advance the interests of Logan.
The wife Of our respected fellow towns
man. Mr.. William &. Burton. died on
Tuesday evening Of heart failure. The
lady has not been enjoying good health for
some time. but such serious termination
of her illness bad not been expected. She
leaves three sons, six daughters and
twenty five grandchildren to mourn her
loss.
The bond election has been held and the
result declared. The sentiment of the
people was universally in favor OF bonding.
In Logan, out of total Of ESQ votes cast.
247 were in favor OF bonding. Sixty ;hous-
and dollars is the amount that the county
will be bonded for, and many long needed
Improvements will be made.
Messrs. Moses Thatcher. George w.
Thatcher, sr., c. d. w. Fullmer. 3. Y.
Thatcher, Lyman Martineau, Will Farrell
and 3. (. Ritter, MesGgmes c. D. w.
Thatcher, B. G. Thatcher and Lyman
Martineau, and Misses Luns and Hattie
Thatcher, Ida Cook and May Preston left
Logan this morning on their way to Chi
csgo whittier they are going TO attend the
great Democratic convention. They will
board the special train at Salt Lake.
Logan sends q delega alton of her bsst ciri-
zens. and wishes them pleasant Journey
and q safe return.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-17
A CLOSE CAIL.

Mr. J. p. Blaize, an extensive real estate
dealer in this city. narrowly escaped one of
the severest attacks Of pneumonia while in
the northern part OF the state during the
recent blizzard. Mr. Blaize had occasion
TO drive several miles during the storm
and was 50 thoroughly chilled that he was
unable 10 get warm, ana inside of an hour
after his return he was threatened with a
severe case Of pneumonia. or lung fever.
Mr.. Blsize sent 10 the nearest drug store
and got bottle Of Chamberlain's cough
remedy, Of which ne had often heard, and
took number of large doses. He SAYS the
effect was wonderful and that in a short
time he was breathing quite easily. He
kept on taking the medicine and the next,
day was able 10 come to Des Mones. MIR.
Blaze regards his cure as simply wonder
ful, and says he will never travel again
without bottle Of Chamberlain's cough
remedy-Jhc (Des MoiDes, 1a) Saturda,,
Reuies0 80 cent bottles for sale by z. G.
M. J. drug department
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-17
PENNINGTON FACTS.

Last evening the Pennington Military
band and other invited guests attended a
strawberry festival at the residence of Mr.
and Mrs. j. H. burns. A very pleasant
time was spent hearing the band discourse
some Of their sweetest strains, to which
the youag and happy throng assembled
spent some Of their time in dancing upon
the lawn which was beautifully lighted with
Chinese lanterns for the occasion. After
which strawberries and ice cream were
served by the generous hostess. The baud
are making arrangements for grand cele-
bration at Lake Park on the 4th of July
Success TO the worthy organization and
their efforts
Kennard and Wood expect to open their
new store, consisting Of full line of gen
sral merchandise July l.
The WomRn's Suffrage association held
their monthly meeting this afternoon. In
teresting instructions were made, encour-
aging the ladies in the study Of civil gov
eminent, etc. AGUSTA.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-17
LOGAN.
FRIDAY
June L, 1892
The Fourth Of July.


On Monday night pursuant to 6 call
made by the firemen, number of citizens
met in the Reese opera house to discusa
the feasibility of having public exercises
here on the nations birthday.
Marshall Joseph Knowles was appointed
chairman.
On motion committee of ten on arrange
ments were appointed with John F.
Squires chairman, Robert Murdoch, Seth
Langton. Thomas Cutler, William Ed
wards, Elias S Kimball, John a. Nc
Allister, Noble Warrum, George McCulloch
and Isaac Smith
On motion committee Of five was ap-
pointed on finance: J. Z. Stewart, Sern
Peterson, Henry Hay ball, John A. Hen
Erickson and Joseph Knowles.
William Smith, Dan Benson and John z.
Bailiif were appointed by the chair TO
notify the gentlemen not present of their
appointments.
The committees were instructed TO begin
WORK Immediately.
The meeting adjourned subject TO the
cali Of the chairman of committee on ar
engagements.
The Logan band discoursed some very
nice AIRS before the opening of the meeting.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-17
General Gleanings.

Colonel w. II. Harvey returned yester-
day morning from a several months stay
in Arkansas.
Twenty-seven cars of tea and silk ar
rived over the Southern Pacific yesterday,
consigned to eastern points.
Fifteen cais of cattle from Juab were
shipped north over the Utah & Northern
yesterday.
Frank J. Cannon was in Salt Lake yes
terday.
W. K. Frey and wife went east last
evening on the Democratic train.
Judge Cross had several civil cases in
his court yesterday.
Joseph A. West was in the city last even
ing on business.
The county clerk issued a marriage
license yesterday TO Joseph Crawford,
aged 80, and Louisa Simon, aged 29, both
Of Ogden.
G. c. Holloway went east last nightlon
the Democratic special to Chicago. He
will visit relatives in Cincinnati before re-
turning.
Miss Mamie Steller left on the Demo-
cratic train last evening for a visit to
Toledo, o.
Attorney M. V. Gilbert went east last
night ana took advantage of the cheap
rates. IL is rumored that he went hence
with matrimonial intentions.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-17

that because the people have given their
coat the government was not justified IN
taking the whole suit as the Republicans
were trying to get.
Prof. Paul was next introduced by the
chairman amid great applause. In the
Iorcible and convincing style peculiar 10
himself. MIR. Paul proceeded at once TO ex-
pose the great iDiquity of q protective tar
i'll He demonstrated that goods pay for
goods, that no money WAS exchanged Tor
the products Of the various nations, and II
we prevent the products of other countries
coming to our shores we also in the same
measure prevent our own products from
going abroad. The speaker proved from
statistics that during the last fifteen years
America had sent abroad $3.50, 600, 900
more than was returned in goods md also
several millions in gold and silver and
claimed that this vast amo9nt had been in
vested abroad rather than returned TO this
country and one-third of il confscated by
the government
The speaker then laid down the PROPOSE
ton that "Ihe people OF different nations
do not compete with each other" but if we
put high tariff Oh their products they will
come here and compete and run down
wages.
e II was demonstrated that only three
fonrths of the products Of the farm are
consumed at home ard the balance must be
exported ana goouS returned therefore. II
the government seizes one-third of this
amount for revenue The farmer can only
realize two-thirds OF the amount sent
abroad IS the result of his labor. In this
way, and all unconsciously, the farmer is
being gradually brought into bondage of
debt and in less than thirty years at this
rate he viii be slave and q pauper.
The speaker showed that becouse of the
tariff everything raised in this country is
sold in the worlds cheapest market and
everything is bought in the highest market.
He proved that machinery CT ali Kinds is
sold abroad for one half what it is sold for
Mt home, aud this becaose of the tariff
he read statistics to prove that only
from ) 10 : per cent. Of the people arc
benefited by the tariff and there they do
not receive as much wages as those who
are unprotected, and closed by saying that
free trade between the nations of the
earth is the International law of Cod
Tho large audience listened with almost
GREATNESS attention and the frequent and
respectful applause showed plainly that
the great truths presented were received
and appreciated by the audience.
Some Republicans left during the speech
apparently afraid they would be converted,
and others remained and were converted
of the errors of a protective tariff.
A c.. b.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-17

Prof. H. L. Everett of the Agricultural
college aud Miss Catherine Nelson OF this
city, were married last evening. They
start on their bridal tour to the eastern
states this morning. Mr.. Dryden, Prof
Sanbcrn's private secretary and steRo-
grapher, also concluded to desert the ranks
OF the bachelors, and took the train for
Salt Lake on Wednesday morning, where
he married one Of the most charming of
Salt Lakes fair maids, and returned with
his bride in the evening. The newly
welded couples received the congratula-
tons of their friends al grand reception
last evening.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-17
SPECIMEN CASES.

S. H. Clifford, New Castle, Wis, WIS
troubled with Neuralgia and Rheumatism,
his Stomach was disordered. his Liver was
affected 10 an alarming degree, appetite
fell away. and he was terribly reduced in
flesh and strength. Three bottles of Elec-
trio Bitters cured him.
Edward Shepherd, HARRISBURG. Ill.,, had
a fnnnlng sore on his leg of eight years.
attaining Used three bottles of Electric
Bitters and seven boxes of Bucklen's Ar
MICA Salve, and his leg is sound and well
John Speaker, Gatawba, O., mad five large
Fever sores on his leg, doctors said be was
incurable. One bottle Electric Bitters ana
one box Bpcklen's Arnica Salve cured him
entirely. Sold by A. &. Smith & Co.'S
Drug store. 3
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-06-17
PROVO.
FRIDAY,
METHODIST MISSION.
Also An Account of the Races-sale Of
Motor-Dots.

Also An Account Of the Races-sale OF a
Motor-Dots.
At 10 o'clock yesterday morning the Utah
mission conference Of the Methodist Epis-
copal church opened in due form ct the
Methodist Episcopal church. On the stand
were Bishop John L Hurst, D. D., OF Wash
ington. D. G. /; Rev. Jesse /. Hurlburt. D.
D., of New York City. and DR.. I. c. Tiff
OF Salt Lake city, together with Rev. G.
NJ. JefIrys and other ministers and teachers
engaged in mission work in this territory.
The meeting was presided over by
Bishop John F. Hurst.
The church COMMITMENTS partook OF the
Lords supper under the administration OF
the authorities.
The opening remarks were made by
Bishop Hurst IN which he congratulated the
ministers and votaries upon tie vast
amount of work which had been accom-
piished during the past year.
Considerable time was devoted to the his
tory CT the Christian mission in India ard
stated that most remarkable progress had
been made III the dissemination OF Chris
tan principles and education.
A poem Of Winters was read by the
bishop and Afterwards sung by the congre-
cation.
After roll call and other preliminary
business Rev. j. d Gillian was elected as
secretary of the conferences.
Several of the visiting brethren vera in
troGuced 10 the congregation among whom
were DR.. Hurlburr. secretary OF The Sun
day school union and Mrs. Amanda Smith,
a colored Evangelist who has recently re-
turned from tour through Africa.
Rev DIR. j. L. Huriturt addressed the
meeting, ana gave an account Of the work
ings OF the Sunday schools and tract Sc
ciety. The speaker stated that Mr.. klndge
of Los Angeles, Cal, had contributed
So, 900 to the Sunday school board 10 be
Used for the establishment OF Sunday
schools. interesting remarks were made
about the methods Of establishing and con-
Quoting these schools.
Tue afternoon WAS devoted 10 the work
OF committees. and in the evening an iu-
teresting discourse was delivered by Dr..
Hurlburt.
The exercises today VIII be conducted
by Mrs. AMANDA Smith Of Philaceipnla.
The forenoon will be consumed in business
matters, ana the afternoon will be given
up TO pentaccslal service. In The evening
reception viii tie given at The parsonage.