Martinsburg herald. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1881-1920, 1892-08-27
PITll AND POINT.

1t is when he is short that man wears
long face New York Press.
For full crop on the farm commend
Us to the old hen. Lowell Courier.
The STOPPING bicycle rider may be sup
pose to be on pleasure bent. Boston
Transcript.
The man who brags much on his good
ness will bear good deal of watching.
Rams Horn.
/ notice that an amateur fisherman can
tell just as big lies as a professional.
Texas SlJtings
When fly lights on piece of sticky
paper he realizes that he is better off.
-Binghamton Leader.
1t is always we'll before beginning an
attack on a man to map out your line Of
rehabilitation Globe.
The man who is the most awkward
at saying nice things is usually the most
sincere. -Atchison Globe.
The lady and the horsewhip form one
OF the most striking combinations of the
times.-Baltimore American.
1t isn't the man VINO oftenest breaks
his word who is the best authority on
parts of speech. Boston Courier.
Little Minnie Appolis
With care upon her brow,
Is rapidly becoming
A big girl now
Washington Star
Ja5son says there are four singers in
everY quartette choir who thiak the other
three can't sing little bit-Elmlra
Gazette.
We always admire dentist for one
thing at least. He isn't afraid to say
thing right to your teoth.-Batimorc
American.
No man ever knows as much as he
thinks he does; but as he thinks he does
he doesn't know the difference Sooner
vile journal
1t is sign you are growing old if,
when you visit your friends, you are
taken oftener to the cemeteries than t9
partie3.-Atchison Globe.
No, my son, you mustn't expect to get
up in the world in minute. Nobody
can walk half SO fast up hill as coming
down.-Boston Transcript,
Aspiring Youtn--'F1ther, when do
you feel in tue best mood for writin ="
Father-''W nen somebody asks me to
receipt bill. Washington Star
The peasaatry iu Russia are not re-
markable for their C.e41ine5s. Serf.
bathing is evidently no. so popular there
as in other lands. Boston Transcript
Psychs's eyes are ten Ter,
PsyCh Is waist Is en- Ter:
Au!, nh mel what Is far worse,
SO, alas: Is Psyche's purs.
Brooklyn Life.
81 met Mjdgcly this moraiug By the
merest accident" ''Accldcnt} Whv
l meet him every day Eyes, know
but you don't owe him $40. "-Cnicago
News Record.
When a man is in love, he thinks hi,
girls name is the sweetest IN the world.
bnt when they are marie !, he thinks it
is too old fashioned to give the children.
-Atchjs1a GLOBE.
A western musical critic recently re.
marked tha "when it comes to gargliug
her notes, Mss Matte Smith of the Bap.
fist Church cloir is in it with any one 10
the State, -PAil4delphia Record.
ooh, George, I'm ashamed Of you
rubbing your lips like that after that
dear little girl has given you so sweet a
kissl' "l'm not rubbing it of, nurse,
I'm rubbing it in. '-Broollyn Life.
He was witty, loarre aud wise;
She had good looks and nothidy more;
So when they MARIE Z, t. their SURPRISE,
Each foual tho otnsr one a bore.
Chicago News Record
Mrs. Nsvo1-''G haven't forgotten
you, love, brought no ne some of the
cake made in cooking school. Newed
$50 you'ie going TO try to fluid ont
what's the matter with it at your
leisure. New York sun.
"a young man, his eye blackcued,
his collar an nec&tle disotdered, his
coat torn, his hair tossing wildly, and
wearing 10 hat, was rushing aionc ona
of the streets Of the Bacl. Bay, when he
encountered III, best girl. "Od, Hen
ryN she exclaimed in an agony of dis
tgess, II kaoN it all; Yoa have
seen father. '-B,eton Post.
The ladies' Of Clmbrid.e have formed
a club, uadcr the lme of ''Caatabrigia."
The men of Cambridge will find they
can't Rbrjdgc wo,acn's rights as they
have dare herytoiore.-Lowe Courier.