St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-04-20
SUNRISE SIGNALS.

The Inter Ocean has an earnest editorial on
Dante ia Chicago" We should Judge that
the distinguished author Of Tine Inferno
would feel at home IN Chicago.
There is growing suspicion that the Re
publican leaders in ST Paul are TO draw lots
10 decide who shall run for mayor, a la sui
cides' club.
AS usual, the flood sufferer comes along
with the first spring robin.
incidentally. we rise to remark that the
typewriter is mightier than the stylographic
pen.
We trust that the row in Wyoming. where
wiid-eyed ''rustlers." full of vengeance and
Valley Tan, are shooting down government
troops. has no intimate connection with the
practice of woman suffrage in that state.
ExPresident Hayes turns over in his polit-
ical sarcophagus and mutters words 10 The
effect that his opinion on the Chinese ques-
ton has not materially changed since 1879.
However this is small consolation 10 that
other artistic specimen of modern embalm-
ing, ex-senator Blair.
Since the announcement Of Baine's will
ingness to run for president, not even Old
Point Comfort can afford the least lutte bit
of comfort TO b. Harrison.
The following from the New York World
reads strangely TO residents Of the Twin
Cities:
THE report that Minneapolis society is
alarmed over the discovery that anarchists
and communists are securing admission to
its midst III the guise of servants and but
Iers Is intended as notice 10 Omaha, Kansas
CITY and other would-be competitors that
society people in Minneapolis really employ
buffers
There are no anarchists in Minneapolis
One of the principal reasons for this being
SO lies in the fact that there are no involun-
tary exiles from New York i'll Minneapolis
Really, Gen. Alger accomplishes but little
in attempting to drive his war horse and
dark horse team tandem. Bolh OF them are
balky.
The fact that Edward Box never wrote
anything rising above the dead level of
medIoerity in no wise prevents him from re-
ceiying salary of $4,000 from the Ladies'
Home Journal However, NJ. Quad CHARLES
b Lewis receives Sl2,50O, and Bill Nye over
$4,000 a year But The latter produce a
style of literature as unique as II IS distinct
isely original, and, In this respect, differ
widely from the greatly oyerestimated
editor. Edward Box.
The trout season is open in the extreme
. 10 .ar -.F sIac
drifts fishermen find it difficult to reach the
streams.
simultaneously with the announcement
that Emperor William is off OH whaling
voyage comes the news that whalebones
have advanced to $40 pound. 1t is in order
to remark that the young kaiser is thrifty
| individual.
Having recently rescued large portion of
the ivory stolen from him, Emin Pasha is i'll
position TO open communication with the
Prince of Wales auent the question Of bac-
carat chips.
The New York Press (Rep) has ''tren-
chant editorial on, Crime Does Not Pay"
Ii seems 10 have been successful in securing
a beggarly Republican majority in Rhode
Island,
The recent death of Amelia B. Edwards in
London removes unique figure in English
literature. IL is seldom that writer, es-
pecially woman, combines the powers to
produce an entertaining work Of fiction fol
lowed soon after by an erudite treatise on
archaeological mysteries destined TO become
standard among authorities. Yet this is
what was accomplished by Miss Edwards.
She lived TO win distinction in lines of htera-
ture which might be called Numerically OPP
posite One of her novels Lord Braekeh-
bury" passed through twenty editions, while
her more recondite book. "a Thousand
Miles Up the Nile" is recognized among
scholars as one of the most learned contrihu-
tions to the subject of Egypto,ogy. In the
lecture field she also attained high rank, and
those in st. Paul who, over a year ago, list
ened to her eloquent descriptions Of the
wonders of Egyptian ruins and modern
scenery cannot fail to recall the experience
with pleasure.
The combined press of Chicago appears to
be lined up with fierce determination to
wash its hands of WashburEe.
All rO0QS lead 10 81. raul, Dut you Won
see street sprinkler in remble OF seven
teen blocks.
From Washington comes weird rumor
that b. Harrison shut up like jack-knfe on
receipt OF the gruesome intelligence that Mr.
Blaine will enter the race. In Republican
political circles it is whispered that Mr.. Har
rison's opinion-not for publications. that
from paV IN tho "a m naion will ne eondueTed
on the principle of Blaine, Buncombe and
Boomerang"
So far as concerns fatal effects, Dr. Brown
sequard's elixir of Youth" was a soft
drink compared to the much pulled
Kelley kill or cure How long viii placid