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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-05-15
Religious nfeliigence.
fT. Gtf,tnn.

"There was revival in our town last
week"
MANY people converted3"
"Oh. YES. aud among them twenty pu-
n;ls of the Female College"
How do you know they were convert
W. peeause they have declared their de-
termination TO fiirt with none but divinity
students hereafter, and they are sticking
IN IT'D
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-05-15
The Rival says . Good Words
lGood NeWs.i

Mr. Richfello (who has fallen desperate
" in love with Miss BeautD: What
Charming girl Miss Beauti IS!
Rival Belle Yes. indeed. she's perfect
angel. she's so self.sacrificing. Wins. do
YOU think she did last springT
Really don't know; something love
~ just heavenly! She melted up ali her
old enpsgement-rings and gave the money
to the door,"
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-05-15
Change Of Title.
fu.~.ar,a Razaarl

"Thst is Mrs. Streets Commissioners
Jones over there. isn't itE"
mo; not now"
"DiyorcedY"
mo; her husbands boon promosed'
Sub Comptrollsy Jones."
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-05-15

Mr.. Jere 4. Trsylor. travelling salesman
for q. r. Penn q Co.. Gays: have been .
sufferer from sick and nervous eeo9 eone
sll ~ lifs, but found peyfset ssltd BON
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-05-15
Repartss.
Detroit Free PresAl

~ son q GOOD IS fopsFtco.
The other night be said 70 met
MAY I 20 ost this evening. pat"
l tod him: = No: remain WITH tnA.s
10 which he answered u . t1oe;
eYou never teke your own edvlce
~ y e ~ 81 u sspssss$
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-05-15
A Hard Hearted Relation.

Miss Elder: But haven't you some rela-
tives who would lend you money IN this
Asfin: have only an uncle. and he
always asks collateral security.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-05-15
IMPRESSIONS OF LEE.

Itseems that General Lee had been an &C.
cupant of this room before us, for when he
called on me he facetiously alluded to our
capacious accommodations, and said he
had written 10 his wife and daughters that
il they would come TO see him he could
entertain them sill IN this room. This was
the first time | met him. and when the an
nouncement was made that General Lee
and his staff had called TO see Mrs. Jack
son." [ was somewhat awe-stIuck ct the
idea of meeting the commander-in-chief
with a retlnue of officers, and descended
into the parlor with considerable trepida.
ton: but was met by face so kind and
fatherly and greeting so cordial that
was at once treasured aud put at ease.
The formidable staff" consisted of only
two or three nice-looking, courteous gen
temen, and the call was greatly enjoyed.
General Lee was always charming in the
society of ladies. aud often INDUCED in a
playful way of teasing them that was quite
amusing. He claimed the privilege of kiss
ing all the pretty young girls. which was
regarded by them as a special honor. A
young stat officer relates that on che oc-
casion of O general review many ladies
turned out in carriages to witness the i'm
posing spectacle He heard one young
lady call out to another from her carriage !:
General Lee kissed me twice" The
exultant reply came back from another
carriage: General Lee kissed me four
rlmes."
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-05-15
DEVOTION TO "MIss JACKSON. "


General Jackson did not permit the
presence Of bis family to interfere in any
way with his military duties. The greater
part of each day he spent at his headquar-
tiers. but returned as early as he could get
of from his labors and devoted all of his
leisure time TO his visitors little Julia
sharing his chief attention and care. His
devotion TO his child was remarked upon
by all who beheld the happy pair together,
for she soon learned to delight IN his ca
resses as much as he loved 10 play with
her. An officers wife. who saw him often
during this time, wrote to friend IN Rich
mond that the General spent ali his lei
sure time in playing with the baby"
One morning he rode over from head
quarters upon his handsome bay horse
"Superior," wishing to show me his fine
present. and after bringing him up to the
house and showing him Of, he remounted
him and galloped away ct such John
Gilpin speed that his cap was borne on by
the velocity: but he dld not stop TO pick
it up, leaving this to his orderly behind
him, who found great diffiulty IN keeping
even in sight Of him. Az far as he could
impersonation OF fearlessness and manly
vigor.
BEST PICTURE or THE HERO.
1t was during these last happy days that
he sat for the last picture that was taken
of him-the three-Quarter view OF bis face
and head-the favorite picture with his
old soldiers, as il is the most soldierly-
looking, but TO my mind not 80 pleasing o.
the full-face view which was taken in the
spring of 1852 1T Winchester. and which
has more Of the beaming sunlight Of his
home look. The last picture Was taken BY
an artist who came TO Ar. ferby's and
asked permission to photograph him,
which be at first deolinesS but as be
never presented inner appearance in
health aud dress (wearing. the handsome
suit gwen him By General STD. vtl. per-
suaded him TO sit for bic picsur, Alter
arranging his hair myself. which we IN
usually long for him and eurled in Msse
rinelets, he sat in the ball Of the house
where : strong wind blsw IN biz face.
causing HIM TO lfoWn and giving stern
ness TO his countsuance which was not
natural; but Ia spite of thia some nne
copies have been produced NON ne
Sss'nss xSs sii q u ~ Y. II dsss
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-05-15


!. h-l loes not this atropine effect cure
greet many cases -
f.ts' uiin was ever cured OF the alcohol
49,. of taking atropine. and that Is
49, 'i' heely people have shown deplo-
-, Judgment. The fact IL that atropine
49,. 'a.-atle antidOte for the opium or
D.. ralAe habit. That is why they use it,
a.. -f count On an entirely different
l ... ~ combat the alcohol habit. refer
n. emma, the second active agent in
~ N-s4y nquld. which 1 have here ia this
~ VIII tell you how / got II later on.
A. 80. .yl understand, then, that atropine is
h, ''lO's Tor the alcohol and strychnia
n ot4um, and the two have nothing
Ia !, VIII one another. Keely, however,
utl is ~ lazy, economical. hIt-or-miss
Nr',,~" way mixes the two together and
s. - toem into all kinds OF patients.
f,.S every one alike without any re-
L., INDIVIDUAL organic weakness OF
g. Whn, or kidneys, which IN many
a. would make the injection almost
o. Inc least they could do would be
l.ss's t"o separate injections-ope tor
l ., and the other for the opium
q, AN OLD REMEDY.
~sou believe, then. IN etvychois with.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-05-15

in the fight for justice In behalf Of Mr..
Young the Senator from Maine viii be
shown MP In his true colors. sincerely
hope 80.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1892-01-09


Has the lace trimming Of the dressing
table assumed a questionable tinge? If
washed, # will still have the "done
over" look. Rip 1t off, thoroughly shape
and brush, then press 1t a little to fat
ten. Now stretch it firmly upon board
or table, with several thiclmesses of
newspaper beneath it. Use a half inch
wide bristle brush and put on paint
made from dye freely. The paper will
absorb the extra moisture. If dyed all
one even tint it is very quick work.
When the lace is nearly dry, press it
with hot iron over a padded board, as
though it were embroidery.
Any Of the thin laces, especially Valen-
ciennes, can be painted in several dainty
tints, thus bringing out the pattern eff
fectively and in a very novel manner,
care being used in selecting harmonious
colors. The small tasseled fringe which
comes in cotton for edging curtains and
draperies can be treated in the same
manner with the dyes. Any cotton or
silk goods take and retain them easily,
and they will not overrun the outlines
Of the design, But on linen they are a
little apt to spread. Mrs. NJ. R. Ram
sey in Good Housekeeping
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1892-01-09

"a pleasant smile and voice at the
morning meal, a neat costume with a
knot of becoming ribbon at the throat; a
good dinner tastefully and promptly
served, a song or an agreeable book in
the evening after tea, and lot Of other
stuff like the above appears quite regu-
larly in the papers as advice to married
women relative to retaining the love of
their husbands call 1t "stuff" because
do not believe the results aimed at can
be brought about In any such way. 1t
is an attempt to teach thing which
cannot be taught. If the affection ex-
lists it is not going to be wiped out by
delayed dinners, wash day attire, sick
headaches and no music or books, and
that is all there is to 1t, barring an oc-
casional row which sets the household
blood moving vigorously and with good
results.-Cor. Detroit Free Press.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1892-01-09

Many condemn the use Of perfume as
vulgar, but as long as we have wives
and sisters and daughters and sweet
hearts the industry viii flourish.
The Shark Is "a Slow swimmer.
One i'll service nature has done the
shark, namely, that Of placing q tIian-
gular fin on his back which acts as a
danger signal and gives warning Of his
approach, Happily, the shark has not
been gifted with sufficient sagacity to be
aware Of this popularity, for had he
been so he would unquestionably aban-
don his habit Of swimming close to the
surface of the water, aud would, in that
case, be enabled 20 approach his victim
unobseryed. The shark is a slow swim
mer for his size and strength.
Byron observes, LAS darts the dolphin
from the shark but Byron was a poet,
and does not appear 30 have been a close
observer Of the habits of inhabitants Of
| the water, or he would have known that
a shark would have no more chance of
catching dolphin than a sheep would
of overhauling a hare. A shark will
keep up with a sailing ship, but it is as
much as it can do 10 follow in the wake
of a fast steamer, and a torpedo boat
would be able to give it points.-London
| Standard
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1892-01-09

Is the characteristic Of Hoods Sarsaparllln,
and It is manifested every day in the remarkable
cures this medicine nccompllshes. Druggists
say; When we sell bottle Of Hoods Sarsapo-
rilla to O new customer we are sure TO sec him
back In few weeks after more,-prOYing that
the good results frem trial bottle warrant
continuing IT'S use. This positive merit Hoods
Snrsaparllla possesses by virtue Of the Peculiar
Combination, Proportion and Process used IN
It's prepa ration, and by which all the remedial
value Of the ingredients used Is retained. Hoods
Sarsaparllla is thus Peculiar to Itself and abso-
lutely unequallod In Its power as q blood puri-
fer, and as q tonic for building up the weak and
weary, and giving nerve strength.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1892-01-09

Heart disease IS by far theimost frequent
cause of sudden death, which in three out
Of four cases is unsuspected. The sYmp-
toms are not generally understood. These
are habit Of lying on the right side,
short breath, pain or distress in side, back
or shoulder, irregular pulse, asthma, weak
and hungry spells, wind in stomach, swell.
ing of ankles or dropsy, oppression, dry
cough and smothering. DR.. Miles illus
trated book of Heart Disease, free at
Thomas Lehighton; and Biery Weissport,
who sell and guarantee DR.. Miles un.
equalled New Heart Cure, and his Restor-
alive NerVine, which cures nervousness,
headache, sleeplessness, effects of drink
ing, etc. 1t contains no opiates.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1892-01-09

Said my physician, who for six months
had doctored me for dyspepsia without
success, when told him l was going to try
Sulphur BittcTs, they will only make you
worse. did try them, and now am a
well man and can eat anything. Sulphur
Bitters are a great foe to doctors.-George
Bastett, n. Y. G. and ii Il. Railroad.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1892-01-09

When the young girls father comes into
the parlor aud rudely turns OFF the gas we
suppose the young man can safely regard
Il as time to light out.
The old, old story, before marriage has
three words ir Il: 81 love you" The
old, Old story after marriage has the same
number, to-wit: "Wanted-A cook"
Vidal, one Cf the most famous last de-
cade sculptors Of France, was stone blind
at the time when he executed some Of his
most famous works.
Among the recent inventions is a calen-
dar that will register for the next two
hundred years beside telling any date
figure within that period.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1892-01-09

VIM. Timmons, Postmaster Of Idavllle,
Ind, writes: "Electric Bitters has done
more for me than all other medicines COM
bined, for that bad feeling arising from
Kidney and Liver trouble" John Leslie,
farmer and stockman, Of same place, says
''Find Electric Btters TO be the best Kid
ney and Liver medicine, made me feel
like a new man." j. W. Gardner, hard
ware merchant, same town, says: Elec-
trio Bitters is just the thing for man
who is all run down and don't care
strength, good appetite and felt just like
he had new lease on life. Only soc. a
bottle, at Reber's LehIghton; and Blery's
WeissDOrt
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1892-01-09

Points of the Compass Among Pueblos.
Among the Pueblo Indians six points
of the compass are recognized, and each
has its color. North is yellow, west is
blue, south is red, east is white; theupper
regions are many colored and the lower
regions are black. Ali the prey gods are
represented by their images in these six
colors.
For example, there is the yellow noun
tain lion of the north, the blue mountain
lion of the west, the red mountain lion
Of the south and so on. Likewise it is
with the other beasts, and thus q very
considerable number Of deities is formed,
All of them must receive worshipful at
tention lest they get angry and revenge
themselves for the neglect, Washington
Star
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1892-01-09
JIM AND Ioe.

Yes, there was Jim, and sure's you're born
There never was q better fellow;
When things went wrong he didn't Rrowl,
Nor curse his luck, nor groan, nor below
But-rackinF long the same old way
He'd light his pipe and go 20 smokin,
TIL things came round all right again,
With Jim still laughin and a-i0kin.
Then there was Joe; with him, you see,
Nothin was ever goin squarcly.
He'd swear the world was near its end
Cause some one hadn't traded fairly;
Good men were just about played out,
Tho DEVILS reign was drawing nearer;
Somehow-just why he could not tell
The world was CROWN queer and queerer.
We'll, as II happened, Jim was poor,
And, as II happened, Joe was wealthy;
Jim, he was rather small and weak
Joe was o giant, strong and healthy;
Yet when It came 10 sheer content,
And light'nin some one else's trouble
BY smilin DER HIS own, why Jim
Could just beat Joseph more than double.
Browne PerrimRn In Yankee Blade.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1892-01-09

Should be carefully considered, especially
when they contracI Coughs and Colds.
Group is the demon of childhood, as many
a fond mother knows. Do not allow a
Cough or Cold TO run on. Whether young
or old, it may be the forerunner of an un.
timely death. We can confidently recon,
mend all readers to use Pan-1ina, the cele.
brated remedy for Coughs, Coulds and
Consumption costs 25 and 90 cents. Trial
bottles of Pan-Tina free at T, D. Thomas
drug store.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1892-01-09

Apples are in much favor IN Hallow-
cen tests. A maiden may find out at
least the first letter Of the name Of her
future husband by peeling a pippin, TAX
ing tn pairing by one end In her fingers,
swinging it three times over her head
and then letting it drop. The pairing
win surely fan in the shape Of the initial
Of his name.-New York Herald.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1892-01-09

right at the seat of difficulty Is accomplished by
the sure and steady ain Of DIR. Sage's Catarrh
Remedy. Don't fool around with pop-gun, nor
a "Fllnt-lock - when this reliable "Winchester''
is within reach! Dr. Sage's treatment ofeatarrh
is far superior to the ordinary, and when direc-
periIanent cure. Don't longer be Indifferent to
the verified claims of this unhaillng remedy.
$500 is offered, in good faith, for an inourable
case Of Uatarrh in the Head, by It's proprietors,
the Worlds Dispensary Medical Association,
Buffalo, N Y. At all druggists.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1892-01-09

With the best of Anglo-Saxon inten-
tions it is sometimes little difficult to
avoid the use of French terms in cookery
or bill of fare. Here arc some that one
encounters constantly; Relieve is no dish
in particular so far as the style Of pre-
paration is concerned, but answers to
the word remove" and consists of a
dish replacing another, a doubling, so to
speak, of the same course before going
on 10 the next. L is therefore not un-
usual to find in a large dinner a relieve de
potage, relieve de rot, de gihier, etc. En-
tree is a made dish served after the fish
or in its stead, where it is not obtain
able, and preceding the rots or roast
meat. After the latter comes the entire
NETS, i. e., sweets or puddings.
The term hors d'euvre is the most diff
fcult to particularize. When cold it
comprises all side dishes which are really
accessories to the meal. AS such they
can be and are eaten indiferently either
before or after the soup; they are always
placed on the table when it is being laid.
and are often left there until the entrees
have been served. They consist of rad
ishes, olives, caviar, bout ANyue, all man
ner of salt and smoked 1ish, sardines,
snchovies and a variety Of dainties.
Hot hors deuvre are almost unlimited;
they are very acceptable at large din
ners, and are generally served immedi-
ately after the soup and before the fish,
they are often fried or baked, and are
then usually such things as can be dished
on a napkin, such as patties, rissoles,
croquettes, vol-auvent, ETC.; obviously,
however, the series can be very much
extended. At ordinary family dinners
they are often served as and instead OF
an entree. Providence journal.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1892-01-09
A truly noble nature can not be iusulted


1. A physician cannot be always had.
rheumatism, Neuralgia Sprains, Bruises
and burns occur often and sometimes when
least expected. Keep handy the friend of
many households and the destroyer of all
pain, the famous Red Flag Oil, 25 cents.
2. Many precious life could be saved
terrible cough. Secure a good nights rest
by investing 2j cents for bottle Of Pan
Tina, the great remedy for Coughs, Colds,
and Consumption. Trial bottles of Pan
Tina free at 4. d. Thomas drug store.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1892-01-09

An important discovery. They act on
the liver, stomach and bowels through the
nerves. A new principle. They speedily
cure bihousness, bad taste, torpid liver, piles
and constipation Splendid for men, women
and children. Smallest, mildest, surest. so
doses for 25 cents. Samples free at r. d.
Thomas and w. f. Biery's Drug Store.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1892-01-09

Who Is that fine looking lady that we
just passed, Clara? Why that Is Mrs.
Snow. Well, there, what a change; when
/ saw her last, her skin was so sallow and
muddy looking, It's no wonder / didn'i
know her. What has produced that loyo-
~ complexion? i heard that she took
sulphur Ritters, the great Blood Purifier,
aud now would not be without them.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1892-01-09

With his thumb, a boy is said to have
saved the Netherlands from inundation.
Many people have been saved from the
invasion of disease by bottle of Ayers
Sar5aparilla This medicine imparts tone
to the system and strengthens every organ
and fibre Of the body.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1892-01-09
Hold II to the Light.

The man who tells you cOnldentially Just
what will cure your cold is prescribing kemp's
Balsam this year. In the preparation OF this
remarkable medicine for coughs and colds no
expense Is spared to cOmbine only the best and
puTest ingredients. Hold a bottle OF hemp's
Balsam to the light and look through Il; notice
the bright, clear look; then compare with Othel
remedies Large bottles at all druggists, 90
cents and 81. Sample bottle free.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1892-01-09
Lehigh Valley R. R, Co,
Arrangement of Passenger Trains.
In EFFECT Nov. 10TH, 1891.
Arr. rrrIInmrnN

For Newark and New York 5.22, 6.l7, 7.3O, 9.57,
and ii.i2 am; 3O6, 5.27 7lp.m.
For Nanunka Chunk and B0lViuere 6.22, $50
900, am; 1852 and 7.24 y m.
For Lambertville and Trenton b.22, 300 and
For siatington, Catasauqua, Allentown, Beth
lehem, and Easton, 5.22, 6i7, 7O2 80, 900 95l.
li12 am i252 sos, 3.2I, 5.O1, b2t, 124 ana lO42
For Philadelphia and points south at 5.22, 7.o2,
$50, 800 and ll.i2 a. M; 3O6' 242, o'22 ana t'2i
For Reading and Harrisburg 1.3o, and LILA, IN
For Bowmans, lehgh Gap, Cherryiord, lau-
ryis. White Hall, Coplay, and Hokendauqua
b227.O2 800 g.b7 & ll.12 a. n.i l252, 2.42i 5'zti
bO7 527, and 1912 z, NJ. . 40
For Niauch Chunk 6.52, 7.43, 930, ii.20 and ll.4s
am.;11i, 32O, 4i0 5.25, III, S.5i, 033 ana ll.6l
d. M and Il AZ Night, .
For Weathery and Hazleton G.52, I.43 $3.50 ana
Has am; 4.1O, 5.25, I'LL, 1904 pm.
For MahauOy City, shenandoah ana Ashland
g52. 43 O.36 and las am; 4lO, 525 q III pm.
For Mt Carmel and Shamokin 6.52, TAB ana
II .48 a. M; b25 p. m. ....,.,, 4,
For Pottsyllle 652, 73O, 7.43, 03G lil2 and li.4s
a. M, 1921, 4.1O, and Ill, 12i pm ,.,,,..
For White Haven, Wilkesbarre ana scranton
652 7.43, 9.36 and ii.4S AM. 4lo, DID, ''l anu
FoT Pittston and L. & B. Junct, 6.52, 7.43, $3.50,
and 1f.4s am; 40, b.25, III and l05l p, m.
For TunkhannOck Has a. m.i 4.lO' o'25 ana
70 For Iowego, Auburn, Ithaca and Geneva ii.4s
For ISceyyiile. Towanda, Sayre, Waverly, Fl
mira, Rochester, Buffalo, Niagara FANS ana the
West 4. AS am. and 1854 p M. ,,.,-.- -.
For Elmira and the West VIA salamanca aI
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1892-01-09

"Cheap witt is term which every
great editor should have handy. 1t means
the other fellew's wit,
He loved his horse, even as an Arab weuld,
and grieved TO see him suffer and die even as II
he was human, so he listened when one told Of
salvation Oil, and to-day his horse is we'll and
he n happy.
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1892-01-09

The best salye In the world for Cuts, Bruises,
Sores, Ulcers, salt Rheum, Fever Sores, letter,
Chapped Hands, Chilblains COmes, and all Skin
Erupti0ns, and positively cures Piles. or no pay
required. 10 is guaranteed 10 give perfect salts
faction or money refunded. Price 25 cents per
box. For sale by Beber Lehighioni and Biery
WpiggpOrt
The Carbon advocate. [volume] (Lehighton, Pa.) 1872-1924, 1892-01-09

Would use Kemps Balsam for the Throat aud
Lungs. 1t is curing more cases OfCOughs, Colds
Asthma, Bronchitis, Group and all Throat and
Lung Troubles than any other medicine. The
proprietor has authorized any druggist to give
you Sample Bottle Free to convince you of the
merit Of this great remedy. Large Bottles SOC
and 81