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The sea coast echo. [volume] (Bay Saint Louis, Miss.) 1892-current, 1892-10-08
GOT DRUNK ON A HOT DAY,

That Is Why He Wanted the Conducto,
to Pitch Him Into the River.
There was tipsy man on Twenty.
third street car one very hot day re.
Gently. He entered the car with his
hat in his hand, and he sat down with
the rivulets of water pouring down his
face, he looked across at a man with a
gripsack and asked:
did you ever make fool of yourself
by getting tight on hot day?"
mo, sir!" was the decisive reply.
Good man! Look at my condition.
Got tight and lost my handkerchief.
While the thermometer stands at nine.
ty-two degrees in the shade stand at
two hundred Couldn't lend me your
handkerchief, eh?''
mo, sir.''
Just So If you was me and was
you I'd see you wilt first. Nobody any
business to get drunk on a hot day.
Don't look much like bowling swell,
| do I?''
'Not Bit"
Thanks. You are an honest, sober
man, you are, and you are no liar. l
am not howlin' swell; I'm Just a COM
mon swell, and no howl. Here, con.
ductor, come in here"
What do you want, sir?" demanded
that official as he entered.
"Is this refrigerator carp"
"No, SIR"
Good boy. I knew it wasn't, but
wanted to see if you would lie about it.
Got any ice water for benefit passen-
gers?"
"No, SIR"
Garry any handkerchiefs benefit
poor an sufferin' passengers"
''No, SIR"
'Any fans for sale?''
"No, sir.''
Don't seem to have the convenience
OF the public at heart. Public be
blowed. Can't ] stop and get fan?"
"You must keep quiet, sir!''
IF l don't you'll throw me off, eha"
eyes, sir.''
do you run to the river?-
II do"
"Will you have the kindness to throw
me off when we get there--throw me
into the river in some shady spot?
Please pick me cool spot-cool, breezy
spot, and if 'twolldn't be askin' too
much, I'd like to have you hold me un-
der water about fifteen minutes till l
get thoroughly damp. That's all con.
ductor. Like to meet a man like YOU.
Like to be thrown off. Like to see a
man havemy best interest at heart on
hot day. Ta-ta! River-t -throw-cool
spot--see you later!"--AN. Y. Herald
The sea coast echo. [volume] (Bay Saint Louis, Miss.) 1892-current, 1892-10-08

Mime. D. applied to a registra-
ton office for servant. They sent her
big, strapping lass with bold eyes, a
loud voice and ungainly gestures. Nine.
D. declined her services. A few
days later the same young woman
called again on the lady to renew her
offer. "You here again?' said Nine.
D. in a tone of surprise. "You
know very we'll that refused to take
you." "Yes, ma'am, but l have been
sent here to-day from another office"
lie Petit Parisien Illustre.
The sea coast echo. [volume] (Bay Saint Louis, Miss.) 1892-current, 1892-10-08

'SRAEL TOMP-
K1NS, an old
! fashioned New
ENGLAND dea.
The sea coast echo. [volume] (Bay Saint Louis, Miss.) 1892-current, 1892-10-08
A Real Train.

Uncle George-I hear you have been
travelling.
Little Pet-Yeth, thir; I went in a
veal wailwoad twain of cars.
"A real train of cars, was it?''
"Yeth, thir. 1t went wifout a
stwing. News
The sea coast echo. [volume] (Bay Saint Louis, Miss.) 1892-current, 1892-10-08
Not Translatable.

Counsel-Will you tell the jury. Mr..
OHanlon, what the prisoner said to
you?
Witness-Yer hammer, if wan O. the
djurymin will shtep over forenist me
from beyant there, it's wild pleasure Oil
tell him that same.
Counsel-Come; no nonsense! Tell
the jury from where you are what the
prisoner said.
Witness-An', faix, how can Oh, sor?
The wretch only spuk to me wild his
boot!-Demorest's Magazine.
The sea coast echo. [volume] (Bay Saint Louis, Miss.) 1892-current, 1892-10-08
Business Is business

Maud, I am going to tell you some.
thing"
Eyes, dear"
Now that I'm engaged to the old
thing, he wants the ceremony to take
place at once. don't know what to do. ("
Marry him as soon as you can,
darling. His relatives will have him
declared insane and spoil it all if you're
not careful Life.
The sea coast echo. [volume] (Bay Saint Louis, Miss.) 1892-current, 1892-10-08

He had brought her chair, then
fan, then an ice, and after he went
after her shawl her friend remarked:
You seem to think a great deal of Mr..
Slimmins." "Yes," was the reply; ~
like him for his fetching Ways
Washington Star,
The sea coast echo. [volume] (Bay Saint Louis, Miss.) 1892-current, 1892-10-08

con, had been many years married before
child was born to him, and when at
last there came fine healthy boy by
The good man reverently named him
Tobias, which, as my young readers
doubtless know, signifies, in Hebrew,
"the goodness of the Lord"
Two years afterward the little family
was further increased by the advent of
daughter, to whom the happy parents
gave the name Anna. in Hebrew,
gracious" No more children were
added to the deacon's household, and he
and his wife piously resolved to bring
up the two they were already blessed
with in the 'fear and admonition of the
Lord" which, in the deacon's infiex.
1ble creed, meant constant work and
study and total abstention from the
pomps and vanities Of the world. The
mother, however, was wiser in her
generation, and the lives of the little
ones were not by any means devoid of
innocent pleasures.
One springtime, when the brother
and sister were ten and eight years of
age, respectively, to Toby was given a
small piece Of rich garden ground to
work and crop for his own benefit,
while Anna was made happy by the
gift OF an orphaned eve lamb, which
she was to raise by and, and its wool,
as well as that Of its progeny for three
years, was to belong exclusively to
her.
Toby, with shrewd eye to the pos
s1bllities OF Salem market, planted his
six square rods of black soil with the
best varieties OF wat er and musk mel
on seed. He very faithfully cultivated
the patch and zealously guarded the
growing vines from the ravages of
chinch bugs and cutworms, so that by
the first of July they completely COW
cred the ground and gave promise of m
abundant crop of fruit.
Meantime Annals pet lamb, Jessie,
grew apace and throvc wonderfully
under her fostering care. backed up by
an unlimited supply of new milk. The
two pretty innocent creatures were al
most inseparable during waking hours.
Even at meal times Jessie would not
be banished, but invariably took her
place by Annals chair, nibbling crusts
from her hand and decorously drink
Ing from her saucer. Then, like wild
things, they would roam together over
the fields and woodlands, call upon the
neighbors and disport themselves gen.
orally with all the abandon OF frolic-
some youth.
Anna and Toby held many grave
arguments as to which of them was
likely to profit most by their respective
properties; she stoutly contending that,
in the three years, she could make a
fortune from the sale of wool, and he
as strenuously insisting that, within the
Same time, his melon patch would
bring him fabulous wealth. But, what
ever their success might be, it was
firmly settled between the children
that they were to do wonderful things
for the good of mankind generally with
their money and especially for their
parents-little imagining that, even as
they went along, they were reaping, in
the way Of happy, bealthful occupation,
the richest reward they would ever
have.
Aided by his fathers advice, Toby
spared no pains to force his crop TO
early maturity, SO as to make sales
while prices were high, and one even
Ing iB the middle Of August he gleefully
The sea coast echo. [volume] (Bay Saint Louis, Miss.) 1892-current, 1892-10-08
Correct You Are.

Edith-Oh! what beautiful--er-
how do you pronounce it--vahs, OF
vawse?
Millicent--It cost two hundred dol.
lars.
Edith-Ah, yessSvswse
The sea coast echo. [volume] (Bay Saint Louis, Miss.) 1892-current, 1892-10-08

In all England there are only seven
school boards which do not provide TO,
religious instruetish Ny Tho teacher,
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1892-11-07

One day last January hackman stepped IN
to the bar in the Orleans Club 1t Creole and
wanted to collect =. for haulin. gambler
from the station. u distance OF two blocks. Tho
barkeeper thought the charg' was little
lofty, but tho hackmHn too& mite turn
around tho room, gave his trousers sailors
hitch SO as t. display his t"ib-HNe. returned
To tho bar aud collected hi money
"Won't YOU have, son"tHln% askeu the
hnrknonrr and they had something.
do yoI know where can ny GOOD forty
Ave second handedS" ASKED tho mixer Of
"Iii sell YOU this one" said the hackman,
nuliing a murierous lookin. gun anu passing
Ii over tho counter.
""Now," said the man behind tho mahogany,
turning the instrument OF nsatn on In, ne "a ,sk
duiars!" ..,
tho hack man. attempting to smile. SAID:
Don't get the gun lack
"lIardly ever" returned the other, and you
want to get out Of this In Iust ten seconds.
Wone-I forgot. Come back and pas for thoss
drinks we had That's the stuI NOW Git
And the hackman got
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1892-11-07
sRooxLxws FIRST DOC sHoM
Five Thsusasa Donars 10 be Distrihutee
Anoue the winners.

Brooklyn is to have dog show OF Its own st
last II will be held at the Clermont Avenue
Rink. commencing on Tuesday. Nov. ~. ana
will continue until Friday Nov. 70. Tho snow
will be under the auspices OF tho National
Greyhound Club OF America. and the officials
OF that club intend to make It successful 10
every respect. Over $4,000 In prize cups ana
medals will be awarded. and 1t Is expected
that at least 1000 dogs will be exhibited. inc
premium list includes 12e regular classes In
which prizes will be distributed. Then there
will be number OF special cups and medals
offered By private individuals and associations.
In the following classes prizes will be offered
for challenge dogs and bitches. in addition to
the regular ones offered to dogs. bitches. and
puppies In all classes: Mastiffs. St Demands.
both rough and smooth-coated deerhounds.
Greyhounds. ,psovie lRussiap wolihounds,
pointers English setters irs nan seter eo .
bulldogs bull terriers. dachshunds; beagles.
fox terriers. and pngs. Among the .5 other
Grsss Danes @n'G NSeWioSadiands. SloSdhounds
Chesapeake Bay dogs. foYhounds, HELD sra,n an.
e sk e Grss - sesSsS
riers. black and tan terriers. Bedllngton Ter.
enanSs toy rrae
ruby. Japanese spaniels. and Italian Groy-
h0 hmas, N. ,n.c,o, nrze, to b. offered ore:
The National Greyhound Club will give $50
for the best exhibit OF four or more mastiffs
and a club medal for the best mastiff bitch.
The club also offers silver club medals for the
best American-bred rourh-coated st. Bernard
dog or itch: also two medals for the best
American bred smooth coated dog or bitch.
In the Great Dane class the club offers $50 for
the best exhibit OF TOUR dogs owned by one ex-
hihtor Tho Great Dane Club OF America also
oilers a number Of special prizes In this class.
lenge cup In tho deerhonnd class. and the
Greyhound Club will give $40 for tho best
kennel OF four dogs In the greyhound class
any numb OF special prizes will be offered.
In addition to the clubs kennel prize. n. L.
Pope will give S25 for tho best dog or bitch.
and friend Of the breed Offers challenge
Roger Williams offers silver goblet for the
best dog puppy in the Russian wolfhound
class. and the Westminster Kennel CluU oilers
The owners u Of pointers and settlers will have
many chances to win prizee. as q large num-
Der Of special cups. medals and prizes are
offered Tor competition, -,
The American Spaniel Club and 4. Clinton
Wilmerding offer number OF attractive prizes
In the spaniel class. and the collie interests
are well taken care Of by the Collie Clubs OF
best bull terrier dog in the show. and bull
dogs will have a change at the silver medal
offered by tho Bulldog Club OF America. The
beagles and fox terriers will also come IL fora
share Of the good things. And the Dandie
Dnmonts and terrier interest are not neg
lected
The entries close to-day with James Mortl-
mer. Arbuckle building. 1857 Fulton street,
Brooklyn.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1892-11-07
LISkLR ..LL Us uDDs.
A BriliIant Performance OF Simuitaneou,
PInY by TIE d;rrmnn Exnrrt

Dr. Mintz. Chairman OF the Match and Tour.
namcnt Committee Of the Manhattan Chess
club. provided Il rather novel entertainment
on Saturday night. Herr Laskcr played twelve
games simultaneously at odds ranging from
pawn and move down to rock. Among his
opponents were John q. Wilson. the rlsy
writer: Rustan Mohammel Beramit. who wa,
taught the moves bya Brahmin on the Danis
OF the Gang"s; Theodore Roberts, the eutinp
actor OF Fanny Davrnport's comlUny. N.
kalman. the problem composer. and others
Sidney Rosenfell also wanted To take a Loard.
but nnaiiy gave way to a. II. Richards.
Inc performance proved to l,r more inter.
esting than any other Of its kind ONE lively
game wnro nroduce,!. and Il kur usually
finished of with Il Display uf ng"N,,r,s viii h
made tho gallery shout with 1uii.ut ono 81
the most astonishing games WI hat played
against Wil-oa. VII" lost in uut eighteen
moves. A game AT odds Of III with Bcr',md
terminated bv insker Announcing mate in
two moves after sacrificing his u"en. An
other curious game occu red Al the same
oius. Lnsk"r made sixteen su'r,.s-iv, muY.s
with his king. the last one administering ma,s
y discovered check. The result 81 tie prr.
formance was that laek"r won every :Iua
save aga INST Roberts cd * o.: "A 1T Nd
drew. and against knlnUu, who won with two
, ROCKS and minor i.rco against Iashrrs
, queen. The summaries:
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1892-11-07

jim C,rrrtt cams that hannibal Is the les; eIerc'"
for a hos whiv ~ 'fL!u'H-.
ON EJECT. ON day ran ,apry sni MAJOR 'lElaoiy Vii
riny Ir ,a.,I. and tu'U rnrf
The Nee, NJ of tLr H. Tat'u l.lrdngl rrb has Uesa
once NOR. p.sl ION =. i.- 'nr "a "'ctI"h nAy
Conrad .uy Ter tie .'.0 gr.ni h.N'F. Ia cen ~
vagrU ~ sIr,,iU. %. 'nr ''"arl' 20 Ih" 'eA'Fe -
ca. =,
Mn Slater -. . pll ri witt "'Iren n" "cgh day"
a,irar, " b. ab. me A.c "l rN'AI.,Ts, b1LHe ~
ir .iuast - uhr.y 4
LINN Grad. AMI Larry Ford S.. rllr match VIVA
w.tInu 90 :,I-y .. Joan D.rSrn t.. tao f"Ah b'ooS-
Ign rOIrt IN A"', ~ .
Ex.A!lrrI1,o lane, u me was Prt."nt at he.an-y /.
h,I,. {, M. T. .Iur. t|ut Zee wtr to- trIl !r"in ~ :
fn~'a n.,rrsrg 4. 4. on "a nr""S AFTERNOON ~
taLc ar ana E'titd
0u .Ir,,luu ~, IN Coug neys court. Feitr Mon.
,u T!nu,. Iin!y wall il!y Ia iaG ms ana J's'P,
Eriung % "a hmai SAKE, lhe InAI'h 10 s'hI' ~ -
u'clUrA ~ H. n".hHs.
,sInnD Law To- sHu. gcsuun for h!m."f IN irA y
In nay IN. Cascy ant "N'AlHrrman l'hh" ~. 10
urt T. ne T. WIS mo- 81 Irt'''' " 'l' I."
iiai,!ua!N ul, the cNlr ST. 'hhriN"h ""e .'' 80 "
Ild.-H.nv,.y that g'nuh rl1 IHftnei v ~, ~;
war not fa,rI t'caIri H' nc "a srr ~ 'w' "a
with rrh,gfy aud 90. r. - b. &c . .rthri - a,
n. Al gamg ,irc IA, Ut GvcI.iuis M'f i'' '''
them .,,,,
rres!.n Soc, Of nc Crrsen' : , %. >rH ''sfs
I'm .,1i an 1ul fr. IN ,H-"E tl g '..'" ''
,Irf. IA ncNtr, I.i. ru' lIs'' i.' y .r"' 't "a,
am 40. I,uun a, lie w. i.rf .. '..H D .'
al In. s.,.i.r - .. u 4.lurr 90. rH |t I'.'
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1892-11-07
STOPPED ny THE POLICE
Which Probably Saved Mike Muiroy from
an Adverse ID -cl-iOn.


The hoxing matches which the Globe Athletic Clno
offered a, tho New Palace Hall on Grand street near
wy,hs avenue Brooklyn. on saturday night. attracted
. furly Iarg, crowd After a few preliminary bouts
the nrst spec,al exhibition was called The contestants
wcr. tddie Bticker of Brooklyn and jim Gr"nnah or
Maspeth. Brennan was outpointed from tho start IN
tie round brennan was Knocked OUT anu he'eles
Conley declared Broker tho winner.
TIE ten round contes, between Mike Nulroy. the
"Briyh,Un cyclone and Eddie Loeber. exama'uso
champion 10 pound pugilist followed. The purse was
$50 OF which the loser was to get $50, Both men
made varying statements aboat each others weight
Ioeer claiming be ready to weigh IN at lis pounds
but Mulroy refused 10 accept that. Still he said no
would right him. The referee was GUS rercreIiy or
the A. witch nf m sd iS" " n 9aas With
and ony Hh 10 lie "a Ee r,t
roS HE sF waiting Gj"t tor the .%ns %hiel aoPsd 10
knock ont Nike. but the "Cyclone" smashed inc en-
ana Ha ilowSs were behind Lnsrr While Herman
naitenhorst an BLY, hrns, handed MnIsoL
freely. Mulroy from the fore end and Loeber
from smart rap the left eye The third and lat
r1aes. rec.v.d rnsHei Mulr"y over /" hs corner
where he got in three ows a" OF em att h one on on
end or the ring Loehcr slipped down and Mulroy sent
s a., s w T enss to
On tho III lost. however. Tor Md Hogan ana
AZ @ rr [a.Hf and Pfot
aud the police. led by Sergeant James karnan. came
i nex hs police derre hat tie ss stop
Under the circumstances the referee decided the co-
Muroy. who has again become = member OF the Na-
tional A. e.. not satisfied. and wants 70 meet Loeoer
again To n reporter lie sad e ave fousht
Lo-ber three times III the Eastern District knocked
s snS s the DR.. t n, Now
settle the question, win MAKE new match nj lls
n% onsrn e'en The smallest sioves allowed under the
law used and the light to be at least ten rounds'
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1892-11-07
UORk OF ina BOWLERS.
Tho Tournament Mcn Sh wing Marked
linn ".

Lively ana effective rolling vast rule in the Amcrr
CON National Bowling tournament games last week
There was also decided improvement in the work of
all III: teams Tile Fdein men are bowling at rapid
pace and as their Ave representatives usually be
relied upon to roll good the other clubs will have
to hustle to keep M with Capt. lio!dcns cracks
The biggest SURPRISE OF tn tournament however has
been the work OF tho youngsters Of the Golden Rods
Although looking ike mere boys compared to the old
timers they have been topping the best teams in
the tourney and at the same tne placing til. nselves
high up in the average column. This the rst tour
nament Of the kind in which the Golden Rods
contestants with Navy" knccht AZ the helm they
have every confidence IN their ability to win one OF this
Leading prizes.
be considered out of tie ace b. any Tie irst
clubs made good Eain iiing the past week. Zach
adding two victories 10 their red The or entails of
NurkVlle ar. nso among the Leaders, with the u her
team not very far behini
The lelias not nny lead in games won and lost. hut
have rolled tie highest team scure and the best
average. rauseu. q FdeIIa bowler. has the highest
ndivduA! score. The ioow ing is tie record of the
In ,nfA
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1892-11-07
MONK OF THE HONEfS,
Noted Performances by Swift American
Flyers.


Flyers.
the seasons work undor the American Rules
for Pigeon Flying. shows that fifty series
OF journeys have been flown thus far
this season. with the result that in gen.
eral average speed. distance in the day. and
extreme distance. the year is in the lead OF all
others: and what is equally satisfactory. the
work has been done with but little cost in
birds
The certificates of record ready for the
auditor this week are OF Series =. 3. and 4.
Series . was to tho Milton. Mass. Clubs lofts
from the west and WAS most unfortunate
because ba weather caused every journey
but ono to he deferred. In ono race. from
Albany. tho loft Of II. q. Brooks won the prize
for best speed through the season. from that
station to New England. Tho grcnte?t dis,
lance o. the series Was from fntaTia $50
miles. Tho host average work was by A. II.
Ladd's Lassie. registered l.U56.
Ths sntry for Series s , : was the nine of Harry
journeys. namely: bridgeport. New York.
mhiladelphia. Washington; and sycamore. Ia.
each record whout he atsr In
gate d stance for each of tn. seven birds ut
home from the $40 miles start WAS 400 miles.
Only one bird was tlmed in every Journey.
the champion Dickinson. His record for the
series is for the best work ever to a single
ney. no miles. was .Jii yarIS for two Jour jour
neys. 2I4 miles. lao yards: for three Jour
1872 miles. 1927 yards: live journeys. 40
miles. LOU yards. In tho Dab and :'G5-me
| journeys his average speed wGs respectively
!.lSiO and l.lS4 yards per minute. the diff
ference Icing o2ly two-tenths Of "A yard. In
| oil his flying Dickinson was ont over night
only once. and that in the 54O.rnilr tourney.
| whom his course led him into a storm that
| stayed his progress
Series was TO tho Harry Goodby loft. Prov
idence. and In this two birds. tho Maid and
Peg. have the credit OF arriving before the lib
| orators telegram. except from $50 miles.
These birds were not seen to return in any
| journey. the watchers always finding them at
home. and they were not timed except from
the Washington start. Bot miles. when time
| Of finding gave them the average speed OF
1.474 yards per minute. and the record and
| prize for speed from the capital.
=, The Maid Was the only bird entered in all
| the Journeys having the aggregate distance If
1.4t5 miles. The loss In tho dying was two
from $40 miles, The loss in the fourteen
| Journeys OF the three series was five birds. ono
from 100 miles. one from 3o6 miles. and three
from $40 miles.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1892-11-07
THE GAME LAwA
Iaterestiae rnscr.atien for New Herh
spor snen.

spor snen.
sportsmen premedtatine excursions with
dog and gun in the State OF New York can
probably peruso the provisions OF the new
game faws. Of the act OF May s. 1892. ~ the
terms OF section 40 wild deer cannot be kiiied
between Nov. l and Aug. Is following, and no
person shall kill more than two deer In any
season. In the counties OF Ulster. Greene
Sullivan. and Delaware no wild deer can DC
killed ut any time within Eve years from the
passage OF the act, ro..ot.
Cd for ) Years in Il counties OF tho state. name
", Genesee. Wyoming. Orleans. Mving,Siin ns
Monroe, Cayuga, Seneca. WAYNE. Tompklnss.
Tiogn, Oanadsga. Ontario. Stenben, ana Cort-
land At other places they are legal game IN y.
iii Jan. l. Woodcock and grouse can DO shos
The rotin Is under tho protection OF the Law,
which saws It shall not be led at any tlme.
Meadow larks may be bagged until Jan. l. anu
also any of the squirrel family. ,.w...
section II. relating to viii foMl. says: MeU
footed wild fowl shall not be killed In any way
save with gun raised at arms lengtn anu , u,"u
from the shoulder without other rest, nor .rom
any boat other than n boat pronelIed y manu- anu
or floating device except as PROVIDED p S seq,
homse at q greater distance than htty zee!
from either the shore or natural GTnw,n ol
grass or flags. They must not be killed L ne /.
tween sunset and daylight. HIRES and rabhits
can lie Killed at any time. Wild bros otner
than the English sparrow. crane. naWk. croMs
raven, blackbird. and king6sher cannot Dc
killed or caught at any time.