The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1892-06-16
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Strength in prayer is better tha
length in prayer. b
Keep your word with child as yd
would with banker.
1t is said eighty. FIVE per cent. of u
people who are lame are affected on II
left side.
- When you hear little child q
profane language You can be reasonab
sure that his father tries to shave hin}
| self.
- Maybe the reason for putting ti
! woman's head on one side of our none
is gentle hint that money talks, to4
sometimes. s.
- Early Risers, Early Risers, Ear
Risers, the famous little pills for CONSTR
patton, sick headache, dyspepsia and nei
vousness.-Wilhite & Wilhite. s.
1t is pretty generally believed thu
| the man who stays at home from Ckurc
when it is raining, will yet go to plac
| where there is drought that never doe
end.
"A subscription of thirty.tHo dollar
| and a half from each inhabitant of thE
United States would wipe out every M
tional, State and municipal debt in thI
country.
= Bright people arc tho quickest To ID
cognize good thing and buy it. We sol
lots Of bright people the Little Early Ri
| sers. If you are not bright these pills VIII
| make you so.-Wilhite 81 Wihite.
One day last week the town
Mexico, Missouri, was visited With 5
shower of frogs. Eight to twelve thou
sand are said to have fallen. The nam
of that town ought to be changed q
Egypt.
1t is strange that man will hsY9
the hardihood to hold up glass q
whiskey and exclaim, Here's health,
when he knows we'll enough that there
is not particle of health nowhere inth| +
stuff. - -s--sssss
= Mrs. L. r. Patton, kford, ILL
writes: "From personal experience ! IicaIl
recommend De Wits Salsaparilla, a acnr{
for impure blood and gen sral debility y,-}
Wilhite q White. stSl
"A Savannah man clsims to have disi
covered process by which an excellanj
substitute for India rubber from coitoTZ
seed oil can be made. There is already
talk of establishing an immense manu-
featuring plant.
= An ill.paid minister went to hia
deacon and asked for an increase of sail
ary. Salary" said the deacon. 5I'l
thought you worked for souls" aSc1
de-" said the minister, "but I cannot eat
souls, and if could it would take
a good many Of your size to make 4
dish"
= "Late to bed and early to rise will
shorten the road to your home in the
SKIES" But early to bed and q ttLittld
Early Riser," the pill that makes Life
longer and better and wiser.-Wilhite "a
Wilhite.
During the last nine months 1885,
100000 pounds of coffee were imported
into this country, an increase of more
than 100000 pounds over the impor.
tations of the same period last year. The
imports in tea are also increasing. The
population is likewise growing, yet thesa
seems to be an increased proportionate
demand for these mild stimulants.
Georgia is the poor mans paradise.
The Athens Banner is responsible for the
statement that there is man in Clarke
County who comes of poor butindustriors
parentage, has fifty brothers and twenty.
FIVE sisters, and is himself the modest
father of fourteen children. Candidates
for Office are always elected when his
| family takes notion to vote.
We truly believe De Wits Little
Early Risers to he the most natural, most
effective, most prompt and economical
pill for billiousness, indigestion and in.
active liver.-Wilhite & White. -
- Young Hopeful-Mamma, did you
tell papa I'd got to have s. bicycle3
Mamma-Yes, but he said he could not
afford it. Course he'd say that, butwhat
did you do? I argued in favor oft, but
be refused. Argued? Huhl If it nd
been anything you wanted for your own-
self you'd cried q little, ind then you'd
got it.
= The first deposit received by the In,
stitution for Savings in Newport, Mass,
on the day it began business, April 5,
1920, was twenty dollars. No other de.
posit was ever made by that depositor.
After the lapse of over seventy.two yeSsS
the book was once more brought to e
bank to have the interest added on tE
deposit. The interest on the $40 amount.
ed to 1898. 8
If dull, spiritless' and stupid; your
blood is thick and sluggish; If yonr ap.
petite is capricious and uncertain, you
need a Sarsaparilla. For best results take
De Witts.-Wilhitea and White.
- A farmer in Manchester, Me-, is re,
hecting sorrowfully upon the maxim thai
Honesty is the best policy" Several
years sgo, in order to avoid paying some
honest debts, he conveyed his farm, worth
| $4,000, to his wife. The wife died sud
denly, and, according to law, her proper
ty goes to her three children, the widow
er's right Of. dover excepted. Tht
children refuse to reconvey the farm tt
their father.
- It is truth in medicine that the
smallest dose that performs the cure il
the best. De Wits Little Early Risers
are the smallest pills, will perform the
cure, and arc the best.-Wilhite & VIII
hite.
"A freak of nature is reported to have
come to light in the county jail at For
Worth, Texas. His name is James Lee
aged Is. Turn the boys face, so that's
strong light may shine into his eyes, ans
a phenomenon is seen. Around the pu