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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-20
PERSONAL

PRnscEss CHRTsTIAE is ths most practical
member Of the royal family. She can sew,
knit. cook. drive. garden, shoot, fish and keep
accounts
Mas. HoPKSs-sEAzLEs' s., 10000 castle ct
Great Darlington. Mass Is now deserted, aud
is thought viii eventually be made a state 10
stitution.
Rev. WALLER A. MITCHELL, rector OF st.
Johns parish. Hagerstown. Nd. for more than
twenty years. has resigned 70 accept q call in
Philadelphia.
JANE ScRnszAw lived IN London during the
reign Of eight soverelgns, from Elizabeth to
Anne. OF her III years eight Of them were
spent In an aims house.
PHILIP G.. CUsAcH. the accomplished artist
who died the other day in New York city, had
very recently inherited large forsune from a
relative In New Orleans.
THE Broadway Baptist church of Louisville
has extended call TO Rev. William Landrum
tue resignation Of DR.. n Allen Upper.
Ma. GLADSTONE receives no end Of apphca-
lions for LOCKS Of his hair. To one OF these re-
quests he replied few days ago that age has
left him such scanty amount that he would be
quite bald II he were to rant even few such
favors.
MRS. GROVER CLEVELAND is arranging q dra-
matte entertainment to be given at the Lake.
wood hotel March IS for the benefit OF the New
YORK Kindergarten Society, OF which she is
vice president "Caste' will be performed by
company Of New York artists.
HAIRY DICKENS. one OF the new Q. C.s in
London, habtually uses in his chamber in the
temple the desk upon which many of his fathers
novels were written. The desk figures in Luke
Filte well known picture, The Empty Chair"
painted shortly after the death Of Charles Dick
ems
ARs. WILLIAM L. DAYTON died at Trenton, n.
j.. last Sunday, aged 81 years. The mention Of
her name recalls the republican campaign OF
ls56s when her husband was the candidate for
Vice President on the ticket with Fremont. Mr..
Dayton died Ia Paris In 1854. He vas minister
to France under Mr.. Lincoln's administration.
WORK has been begun on the Chickamauga
and Chattanooga national park The con-
struction will be SUPERVISED by Gen. Alex P.
Stewart, an old confederate soldier, who Is not
so often heard of nowadays as are some of his
companions In war. Gen. Stewart Is q Rradu-
ate OF West Point and an engineer of marked
ability.
BARON Won FIELDER Of Vienna has sold his ia
mous collection of butterflies to Lord RothschiId
of London for S25. 900. The baron, who Is now
1o years OF age, believed tnat he was too old to
care Tor his collect on properly. IL Is said that
Lord Rothschild intends to leave his collection,
now the finest in the world, to the British mu-
scum when he-dieS- --.----.--
CHARLES V. OF France had q cup once, queer
looking goblet With q cover, which is now
offered for sale in London for $40, 900. James L
of England isknoWn TO have drunk hippocras
out OF it and TO have presented IL to Vrlasco,
the Spanish ambassador. A Spaniard sold it to
Partisan collector, aud now the collector wants
to sell it TO the British museum, and a subscrip-
ton 10 raise the price is In progress.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-20
BRIGHT BITS,

SHE-And you are sure you love met
He-Sometimes am and sometimes am not.
guess We had better marry and find out to
certainty. -IlldiGHdpolis Journal II
QUERIeUs- Why is woman more apt to say
her prayers before going to bed than a mani
Cynicus-I suppose it s because she will never
miss having the last word.-Ne.o \ ork sam
OLD SNAees -Hain't you ashamed to be at the
foot o. yerclass, Tommy? -s -
Tommy al don't know Why should be, pop
per; theyfo9ts the foundation. isn't it?-Pict.
Mrs. .CoBwIGaER-Is the women's reading
room ths same as the msn'sf yUO0
Cobwiggerr-Exactly, except that they had to
NetO You Sun.
"ARENr you afraid Of catching some terrible
disease, doctor in practice OF your profession?''
went intg taedicine Tvss d bsse BAN player'
Muffed evergAhing. "-JAd1e. a u{S
sHE-o.Af STUN, tell you. to airt With a man
IN you get him to propose. and then say
He-Yes. but I should think it would DO a
greater joke on him to say, Yes G-S. drks.
PoL1ux OFFICER met Hn.orRanr grinder on
the street and said: Have you a license TO
play? Ifnor. you must accomparfyeme
with pleasure answered 1.-The street must
clan. What viii you zs''17 tLsfasstom Jour
STnANeER-How much do you get for the
golden ule?
Jeweler YEARLY Young man, stop right
there. Irecognize you as the desperate who
wants 20 price pair Of ruby lips.-NetO York
Herald
ENRAaED CoSTRIBuroR-Your proofreader
made nonsense out of that article of mine this
morning, sir-outFagsous nonsense, sir.
tditor- BY George, / couf4 IN tmake anything
out OF 1t at all! al raise that fellows wages
Caicd0o n bnHe, .,9 .isl7 -.
QUEsTER-I hear that Mrs. Skertleigh made
her long expected stage-debut last evening
Have you heard whether it was a success or not?
Jester-lt must have been, for l heard Mrs
Jester say hat her costume was trreproachable.
Boston Courier. 'se'nl IS
JAKE You are the shore, dariing;I am the
ship that hugs you.
Old Bellows (entering)--Yes. and I am the
brsa err.
And Jake passed into the darkness with an
inclination to stand up.-PomonG Times.
SEEKER-I observe that Prof. Stage has been
lecturing on How to Become a Christian Ath-
lete" wonder what that means.
Sageman-ThatS an easy one. A Christian
athlete is one VINO is continually Jumping from
one religious faith to another.-Boston
Courier.
New N-IN-LAw-Ahemi You remember.
Mr.. Oldchapp, you said that after we were
married you would assist me in the matter Of
furnishing house.
Come around the corner with me, and III in
troduce you to friend of mine who ia in the
installmeut business. -Neuo York Weekly.
DOES my hair need cuttings" inquired the
elderly Customer
The barber surveyed the wide expanse of
cranial desert with its fringe Of dropping vege-
tation near the back of the neck, and shook his
head. He was an honest barber.
No" be said las 1t is now it just about
balances the eyebrows-ChicGgo Tribune
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INDEX TO INV ADVERTISEMENTS.

SPECIAL NorIcEs-Out for an Outing, D. Al
ticks Sons: In Every Day Use the Electric Rail
way Company: Never Mind, the Weather Will
Get Warmer. James F. Kennedy, the Tailor;
The Happy Go-Lucky;' The Savannah CarriaSe
and Wagon Company; A Plan for the Amelio-
ration Walking Humanity. The Savannah Car
rage and Wagon Company; New Goods Ber-
nard Brady. Merchant Tailor; Maj. Ryals'
Farms Celery. Etc: For the Finest Laundry
Work. Savannah steam Laundry; Ladies' and
Chidren's Trimmed Hats. Mrs f. n. Lawler;
Martin j. BeytAgh, Now at McDouough &
Co.'S Planning Mill and Yard; oxford Ties at
Two Dollars at Tuberdy's; Base Ball, Wash
ingtons VS.. Philadelphia. Monday and Tuesday:
Plymouth Rock Pants Company.
OUR SECOND MILLINERY OPzSISG-Krous-
koff's.
GRAND sPaISs OPENING OF DRESS Goops-
Savannah Dressnaking Company at Krous-
koffs.
Nzw CoFFEEs-The Great Atlantic and Pacific
Tea Company.
AUCTION SALKs-Estate Sale of Entire Stock.
Co tents of Grocery Store, by J. II. oppenheim
& Son.
c. DIN. c. TRADE MARX sHIRrs-Falk Cloth
Ing Company.
A CHANGE OF FIEM, GLORIOUS COMBINE
Foye Morrison.
TIE DIAMOND AMONG JEWELS, TEE STKNwAY
PIASos-L. & B. NJ. H.
VIZ ARE LoADED-Collat's.
In SPRING-Collat's.
HES ALL RI5Hr-Norton & Hanley.
THERE ARE POINTS ABOUT THE IMPERIAL
WHEELS NJ. Boley & Son.
Ii You DoN'T SEE WHAT You WANT, Ere
The A. ]. Miller Company
LOOK AT OUR BLACK CANA SILK-Gutmans.
FRENCH SUTrINGs, ETc.-D. Hogan
STILL GREATER DRIvEs-At Eckstein's.
Your ATTENTION IS DIREcTED-C. Gray &
Son.
Stoves, FURNACES, ETc.-Jas. Douglass.
A DELICATE SUeeEsTIoN-B. II. Levy & Bro.
SPRING OPESISG-At Altmayer's.
THls Is SPRINo-B. H. Levy & Bro.
TANNED HATS AND VEuINGs-Mrs P. ].
Golden.
SPRINe HATs-Falk Clothing Company.
CEEAP COLUMN AovERrIsEMENTs Help
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent: For
Sale; Lost; Persona Miscellaneous.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-20
Red Tape In LEGAL Practice.

Said one Of the Oldest and most successful
legal practitioners Of the city bar to one of his
rising young students short time ago. accord
TO the Philadelphia Press: My dear young fell
low, never fail to remember that in the success
full career of lawyer there is no one item so
important to bis reputation as red tape You
may smile at this remark. but il is as true as
holy writ and the proper use
OF it in binding up q legal docu-
ment has saved many a court paper from being
handed back for perfection or revision TO its
legal sponsor. In earlier life practised in the
court OF one OF the most particular judges in
this commonwealth. presented, as believed
well prepared report which asked for con-
hrmation, and TO my surprise the judge. I'M
folding it and looking it over, found hundred
and one faults and directed me to prepare an
other one, but In better FORM as he sal E.
| was utterly nonplussed. My time was
so limited it was utterly impossible An
idea struck me. That night in my Office put
on snowy outside wrapper. with handsome
Endorsement Of the title, with the most liberal
supply of the widest red tape that could find
in graceful bows. The next morning nervously
presented # again. The Judge received it smii-
ing. add ng: That is the correct way all papers
Tor the court should be drawn up There's
nothing like red kaDo"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-20
A Grateful Rasnonsa.

An employer recently advertised in London
paper for clerk understanding short hand and
the Remington typewriter, and having knowf.
edge OF French and German, says the Paner
VOID. For these qualities he offered salary
OF 200 per annnm. He received the following
application: II am IS years Of age, and was
educated 1t Oxford University, where ma
circulated in 1869. being Senior Wran1ler in 1871.
write short hand at the rate of 400 werds a
minute. and Gao operate two typewriters at
once. Should this latter accomplishment be of
use in your office, 1 would be pleased to
supply the machines l speak all the
European languages fuently, am an
expert accountant. and would be prepared TO
work gnteen hours a day. The salary you
mention Is more than / have been receiving
and would accept less, as living on nuts and
water, my expenses are moderate. avn a mem.
Der OF four burial clubs. so that in the event of
my decease while in your employ you will feel
under no moral obligations to subscribe TO the
cost OF my funeral l may further add that
am the no der Of the London Merchants gold
medal for an essay on "Overpaid Clerks, or
Why Encourage Luxury" have various other
accomplishments which I would be happy to de-
tall at an Interview"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-20
Tennyson's Alleged Humor.

A story illustrating Tennyson's brusque
humor involves gentleman who is beginning
to be known this side of the Atlantic as the
author of scholarly biographical monographs.
says the Chicago NetCS. Oscar Browning is pro
lessor OF history at Christ's College, Cambridge.
he Is about 80 years Of age. is bachelor has
certain aggressive manners. short, stout
physique and Hebraic cast Of countenance
One day Prof Browning was walking in Regent
street and suddenly he came face to face with
the poet laureate The two had met several
times before and Prof. Browning is hardly the
man to forget DISTINGUISHED acquaintance
He rushed enthusiastically upon the poet
laureate grasped his hand and overwhelmed
him with ELUSIVE compliments. Tennyson,
evidently surprised, regarded him with q stony
glare
Why, Mr., Tennyson." explained the pro-
fessor, have you forgotten me? Don't you
know @! I'm Browning"
professor with that awful glare, answered
grutfiy: 'Soyou are Browning? No. I'm =
if you are!' And with these words he stalked
away gloomily.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-20
A Million. More orLeaa.

To Illustrate the resources Of the vanderbilts
an interesting story was tsld me this morning,
says q writer In the Philadelphia FTess AT the
time when tho West Shore deal was colsum
mated, Will am II. Vanderbilt was called upon
TO pay SooO0.OO0 at one time. He sat down AZ a
little table in tbs directors room Of the Lincoln
hank and wrote a check for $1,000, 900 on that
bank. At that time IL was the largest single
check ever written Il was to pass through the
clearing house. Mr. Vanderbilt wrote the
check with as little concern as though it had
been for 5000.
Gen. James, the president of the bank, men
toned 70 a gentleman in intimate business rela-
tions with the Venderbilts that the check ad
been drawn aAd would pass throu "a the clear
ing house Said this gentleman: We'll, if
William II. has not put up the securities Zainst
the check or hasn't got them handy, il you let
me know can help MIN to-day 20 the extent Of
$4,000. 600 or IS 100000"
Mr.. Vanderbilt had not only the securities for
So 900, and q good many times six. but he
had that much cash and more, too. subject to
cneck at sight. This power has been inherited
oy the son, and It is that which gives them the
command in infue cs in financial operat ons,
such as no other capitalist ga ed in The rall
way business. not even Gou himself, could
make use of at a moments notice.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-20
Little ] hings.

A goodby kiss is little thing,
With your hand on the door to 60,
But it takes the venom out of the sting
OF a thoughtless word or cruel ding
That you made an hour ago.
A kiss Of greeting is sweet and rare,
After the toll OF the day,
But 1t smooths the burrows out of the care
And lines on the forehead you once called
fair,
In the years that have flown away.
IT'S little thing to say, You are kind,
love you, my dear" each night;
But it sends thrill through the heart. find
For love is nder, as love is blind,
As we climb LIES rugged hight.
We starve each other for loves caress.
We take, but do not give;
1tseems 80 easy some soul to bless,
But we dole love grudgin Sly, So and less.
Till tits bitter and hard to live.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-20

''Now boys" said tibet eacher. II have few
questions in fractions. Suppose had a pie
OF beef teak and cut it in two pieces, what
would those pieces be calleds" Halves. 8"
shouted the class. Correct. and if cut half
in two piecesf" Quarters" That's right,
and if the quarters are each cut in halfg'
"Eighths." Quite so, and If those were each
chopped in two?" "Sixteenths." Very good,
those pieces calledY' Here there was some hest
tation. says che Philadelphia Record
but in moment two boys said.
"thirty seconds" Just right, just ri hit, IS
said the teacher, land now we will chop those
10 half. What have we nowe' Silence followed
this question, while the boys shifted uueasily
and the audience held its breath. do none of
you knows" asked the teacher. "Come. Tin
sure that some one can tell me-" There was a
moments pause aud tnen a hand was raised
and the smallest boy in the class piped ont:
"Please, sir, think know" swell, Johnnie,
what?" HASH" said the yoGngster, and there
was burst of applause.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-20
Working a Bluff in Europe.

when was travelling in India" said Man
ager Tom Davis to writer for the Pittsburg
Dispatch, Il noticed that all Englishmen. and.
in fact. Europeans generally. signed their
names with " hatever title they had before or
after them. Simple Bill Jones. Chicago. grt NO
attention whatever compared to these fellows,
Englishmeu are awful kicaers everywhere and
the Englishmen with titles kick the hardest
Lieut.. William Henry Lleweyn Smythe H M
Royal Fusileers. got it all on the register and
kicked like Texas steer all the way through.
1t seemed that this was what was expected of
him
"As soon as thoroughly understood the sit
uation l determined TO keep up with the pro.
cession and thereafter always signed my name
Col Thomas H. Davis, U. S. A. R. NJ Gre
served Militia) and usually scared the walters
scheme worked beautifully and got the best in
the house"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-20
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-20

Mr.. "Tom" Platt, of New YORK, who is
said to be the big boss Of the whole rspub-
lican machine, has said that he cares much
less about what the republicans do at Min
neapolis than he does about what the dem
ocrats do at Chicago. Mr.. Platt has evil
IDENTIFY learned the prizs-iEhter's trick of
gazing iutently and intensely into the eyes
of his antagonist.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-20
Sensational Talk.

Not much weight IS to be given to the
talk that is heard in Washington 70 the et-
feet that the democrats may nominate two
presidential tickets this year. There is I'M
doubtedly wide difference of opinion in
the Democratic party on the silver question,
but platform will be made at Chicago
upon which all democrats can stand. The
Democratic party intends to elect the next
President, and it will not make the mistake
Of adopting q platform which would cause
a split in the party.
The House may pass bill providing for
the free coinage of silver, but free silver
coinsgs plank will not be put into the
democratic national platform. To commit
the party to the free coinage Of silver would
be to give up the fight for the preside 10Y
before it was fairly begun. The democrats
cannot elect a President without the as
sistauce Of some of the eastern states, and it
is absolutely certain that the Democratic
party couldnot carry single eastern state
on free silver coinage platform.
But the fact that there is talk Of two
democratic tickets shows that the feeling
with regard to the silver question is intense
Some of the northern democrats 60 SO far
as to assert that If the republicans win the
presidency and the House in the
coming election force bill will
be passed. They are mistaken about that,
The Republican party will never attempt TO
pass another force bill. The republican
leaders would not hesitate do so If they had
the power. but public sentiment would not
sanction legislation OF that kind. A split
in the Democratic party on the silver ques-
ton might open the way for the election of
a republican President, but it would not be
fOfiOuad ~ tina DaSsa0a Of a fOroa hilIr
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-20

The producers to whom sugar bountes
are due under the recent act of congress are
not enthusi .stic over the working of the
law. AS matter of fact over $4,000 900
Of such claims, all properly attested, are
now lodged in the treasury department,
but their payment has been held back.
Why this is so cannot be explained by out
siders and the officials refuse to tell.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-20

The postponing OF the bill to change the
manner of electing the President and in-
creasing the length of the presidential term
to six years by the House co nmittee, was
anticipated. Whatever may be the merits
of the bill, it is not political issue, and for
that reason was carried over.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-20

The chances are that Mr.. Claus Spreckels
is not entitled to all the credit be has been
given lately because of his persistent re-
fusals to in the sugar trust. A Philadel-
phia dispatch asserts that while he refuses
to join the combine be has consented to
take bis buying and selling prices fro
trust agents-which amounts to exactly the
same thing so far as consumers are con-
cerned. Thus the willy ex-Charlestonian
escapes whatever liability there may be
under the antitrust law while benefting
by the Vaccinations of the monopoly.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-20

The privileges OF the Congressional Rec
ord cause some congressman more uneasi-
ness than sven their pct measures. At every
session there are several spats aud alleged
Investigations about printing speeches that
were never delivered.
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-20

The art Of war makes some queer demands
upon mechanical science. A gun to pierce
any armor plate with shot is sought; then
an armor-plate that will withstand the
shock of impact from that gun is invented,
and so it goes. The latest novelty. however,
is circular saw made for the purpose of
cutting armor plate into the required sizes.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-20
Free Silver or Home Ruler
Fron the BaItlmore Neles (Dem.l }.


Does the south prefer free silver TO home rule
The only thing that stands between Il and negro
elections Is q democratic victory next Novem Der.
90 The tarim Issue victory Is assured. On tho
COMA &c issue the Democratic party will have ~
once 20 hght the money OF TIC protected mo.
nOpOliea and that large elsment Va the doubtful
states which opposes the Republican party be
cause OF Mckinleylsn, but which breads free
coinage more than McKlnieyism. Does the
south think victory possible against such com.
binau0nf
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-20

Reducing the diplomatic appropriation
does not mean that the United States is to
be furnished with a cheaper article in that
line next year. As a matter OF fast 1t is
hard TO conceive Of cheaper diplomacy than
the tin-horn brand that has been in use
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-20

The'compressed al" sca 1dal in Chicago has
resulted in the indictment OF ten aldermen
upoa the charge OF selling their votes in the
interest Of the company, which proposes to
honeycomb the city with pneumatic tubes.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-20

A pretty Lenten romance comes from
Passaic. N. j., in the story of q young
preacher who forgot all about his services
and his waiting flock while he went court
ing. The sequel, however, is not so ro-
mantle. The young pastor has been re-
quested to resign. 1t is In order to amend
the quotation, "All the world loves a
lover" by adding, except Passaic, n. j."