The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1892-11-09
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.

= The twenty-three thousand news
papers in America employ two hundred
thousand men.
He tha! will not serve God except
something be given him, would serve the
devil If he would give him more.
An exchange calls love q species OF
intoxicstion. Perhaps that is why the
course of true love is so often arrested.
- Never defer yital matter. A
cough shouldn't bs neglected when DR..
Bulls Cough Syrup will cure 1t at once.
When 9 man owes more to his
halter shQn be does to his shoemaker, ID
he supposed to bs "head over heels in /
debit"
The wonderful cure for Salvation :
Oil of Mr.. NJ. s. Culp, chronic rheu-
matte, BIG George st., Baltimore, Nd, Is
q miracle.
Fsther-"Thia millIner's bill Is OUT Z
rageous. I wont stand it." Daughter
-"You needn't psps. I simply want
you 70 foot It,"
1t may be some consolation to not q :
few of our readers to remember that the
vast majority of people die poor, and that
only two out Of evary hundred succeed In
busiueag.
The Salt mines 10 Nevada throw
into the shade all others known in the
United States. One bed alone covers
1880 acres, and no bottom 10 this salt
has ever been discovered.
-"I hope you appreciate the fact,
sir, that In marrying my daughter yon
marry large-hsarted, generous girl.n
II do, sir, with emotion) and | hope
she inherits those qualities from her
father"
Tippsrusalsm Is the name Of : town
in Oklahoma. Tpperusalem ras the
happy compromise between one prono-
ter who waited 10 name ,he place Tip-I
perary, and another who desired to call
it Jerusalem.
Gaming factories are spripglng up
in various parts of the South. This Is,
in the estimation Of the american Far-
ner, q hopeful sign. The South, it
declares, should supply The world With
canned vegetables.
- The total number Of lunatlcs In
England and Wales increases by 100 q
year. Fifteen hundred people go mad
every year, or five out of every 10000
people alive in that country enter an
asylum as inmates every year.
- Before planting q tree, consider
whether the place chosen will be appro.
pirate when the tree 10 grown. Too1
many plant without thinking Of the
future. A tree out of place is a null
sance; in its place, it il q blessing.
"a chemical success and medical
triumph" so speaks az eminent physi-
clan in reference to Ayers Cherry Pee
toral; and the eulogy was none too
strong. No other medicine is 70 safe and
eficacious in all diseases Of the throat ]
and lungs.
- An English admiral, says: "Itiss
true, the liie-saving service Of America
is not equalsd anywhere in the world."S
1t is also true that Ayers Cherry Pector-
al saves, annually. thousands Of lives.
Invaluable In sudden colds, throat, and
lung troubles.
The armies Of the civilized nations
of the world number three million SIX
hundred thousand men. Besides the
loss of their time and labor, they cost at
least one thousand dollars year for each
soldier, and that amounts to three billion
six hundred million dollars.
A party of hunters the other day,
desiring to rest, laid their guns on fat
rock, near Ironton, Mo. Instantly the
guns moved from their restiug-placs, and
leaped up to huge boulder few feet
distant. At frst the men were terrified
at this mysterious action; but they soon
discovered that the boulder Was composed
of magnetic iron ore.
- Arbor Dunbar, farmer, residing
at Dsylssville, ten miles northeast OF
Richmond, Ky., CAME near killing his
wife and baby Saturday night while In
nightmare. BE imagined himself to be
fighting dogs, grabbed his wife BY the
foot and dragged her out of the bed.
The baby WIS dragged ont also. he
pounced upon the two and never awoke
until serious damsge had been done.
When be came to himself he had to go
for physician, 80 serioualy we're the
mother and babe Injured. Dunbar is an
industrious, sober nau and good cit-
zen.
"It is we'll established fact" said
q Buffalo man the other day 10 Buffalo
Nevs reporter, "that some dogs will eat
almost anything in the way of food, and
we also frequently hear of ceses where
the animal displays marked appetite
for intoxicating liquor, but I've got Al
Irish setter that caps the climax in NY
opinion. Did you ever hear Of dog,
liking onionsi MOI I thought not.
Well, this setter of mine would, firmly
believe, run mile if he thought he
could get sn onion at the end of the jour
ney. We gave him one for fun two
years ago when he was very young. he
snapped it up at once, and ever since he
has been growing fouder o. them. he
will wade into two or three old, rank
fellows and demolish them with the tears
staring from his eyes, and when the
light spring onions come around he 10
never satafsd until he has plateful
with his dinner"
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