New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-12
THE TALK or THE DAY.

Miss MadIson-strange your recital was not a sue.
ccss. The papers sad that the audience went wild.
PaderuhlslSy-That means they stampeted for The
box-ofilce
was shown to-day some samples Of the plaid wticn
the royal family are affecting in their Highland rambes
this year The Prince of Wales usually adhefes 20 ns
ROYAL stuart he being at least the representative OK
that line In possession which more than balances ue
ndirectness thereof The queen dresses her gl.HIs
in Balmol plaid the name having beer ye gSi 10
production which, intended for somet,hg eise' I 10
Sedicated his fatal mistake to Her Majesty wo feel
Ing duly natered adopted It for her then new esate,
and the willy Scot made his fortune 'hereoy' 50 'e '
runs.-(ClOther and Furnlshcr
who can tell me-" asks an aesthete, why mo"
brick houses are painted red 1t is not because red
paint is the cheapest, for yellow IS ana Is certainly
not because red IS the most beautiful
In Too-Th. attorney had very ignorant ant. W..
ness on the stand and rs is usual win that oaS'
Insisted on telling his , story over and over S'''
a' ~ YOU please he said with feeling "yox
will not repeat that story again. nave "e''1 !" :"
'0'o u .ete''u asked the witness in surprise
Il .ay nave heard that story In toto' ana ''n'
want to hear 1t again. . a1 r.vsr wal,
Toto In my life, and l don't even know where II IS
Detroit Free Press
A Kentucky Baptist minister says that some years
sro a Baptst church in that State tried man i0r
kissing his wife, The formulated charge was eh'erea
" unbecomng levity." The gentleman accused nau
been from home several weeks on business anu Oh n'
return he met bis wife at the Westinghouse anu !"
the presence OF the congregation emofaceu Aer WIN
sounding smack on the lips some of the s'ad OH
deacons wore so shocked at such evty in the house
o, God that the gentleman arragned on the ABOVE
charge and escaped dismissal flom the chufch W
agreeing to do his kissing at home in the future
Uncle Jimmie in the '4o's and '5O's was one Of no
leading divines OF Kentucly-a typical An1iew Se' ma
son in appearance and address. lut unlortla, r,s
was cncurnbered with an almost ung0vernaoE hPLruvY
for strong drink He then member OF gno, ea
tx miles south Of Newport The reverend S neat
temperance society OF that day. Al the next ps ~
needing OF the church the preacher was -
hear charges preferred against him for imno. ~ al
duct and TO receive from the lrate deacons ,he .o
lowing explanation BY becoming melnser Oh q oncs
ular society as helpful 70 moral az. sorey was
admitted that the help Afforded by tiie sooe tenn
stronger than that OF the church, mus paos moral
perance society in advance OF the chuvn a. ,entienan
withdrew rom the society. \ few month";. later .
member called up for gstt9s aThA jimmie was
PRESENT at the trial and during It's progress Ss,e "
The court &You called to account rt,N LOT iSIs s nan
temperance society You are now tr!ins u ~ drink
for letting drunk How much ought Man tol nsse
% be a consistent Baptist Inat ie"''N
that trlal.-(Cncinnat llmes'star'
ono a, the strange revelations Of the MasSa'huse''s
election returns Is the fact that 0so4o voters
70 retain the old provision that the "o'''" =.
stat. shall own 81 900 worth Of land Ihey We.
in minority, however, and hereafter there VIZ
no property qualification attached to the "o'e'''O'
VIII Give II a Tral.-Rivers-lf you are s-t,t
from rheumatIsm Banks why don't you tTy o n' beea
cedar knot in your pocketl They say IL HIS ''
known to cure II. , ,os,or,rs and idoud
BanlkS-Thats too utterly prePoS'e'O"
for any sensible man to believe .,, I'm, a friend
don't know anything about II mysen, uur mnesdsd
~ ,,ine saws he has heard II sometimes , rt,b
MILL carrying the knot I'm the pocket, INC p ali o
no rheumatism must at the same time uil'N Oh
annie brandy twice a day .,o.ltn- In
or. Rivers m trv It! There may De son rtn"s
II A cedar knot did you say "-lIhi'aso i"o"
II ,s said that whist has become ven'aD,e les
OF terror IN Chicago. bN's ' -, nat AZ
nivots on whist engagements. Ho9'eSSes "0 =, IN
home TO their dearest friends when SAM
progress and the popularity of BROWNING OF hn'' ,ns
Of Thomas a Kempis the study OF psyo'oy 1,.,op,c
tbeosophic craze have all dwinded in'o Hi''s
ins,gniacance since the advent OF the great game
Rather Risky-Jack--Dd you lose anything -
game, Maud III, lIowortby promised me
,o, nnnnds OF candy If they won, ana 49, IL
n,rmtsed me the same II they were @ nisryaIt
ira" rather risky, | know, but "o"'