St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-20
SUNRISE SIGNALS.
Georgia Is for Cleveland and the flag OF the
Atlanta Constitution is at half-mast.

Georgia is for Cleveland, and the flag OF the
Atlanta Constitution is at half-mast
OF all the presidential booms in sight that
of jim Blaine's is decidedly the most cratic
with scarcely lucid interval.
Those St Paul Republicans who are kicking
at the unfair distribution of administration
'pork" between their city and Minneapolis
should give themselves pause; there will be
"pork and beans annex to the Harrison
convention.
Like certain favorites of the fair sex,
'favorite" III a horse race appears 10 be some
thing to throw money away on.
Along about this time look out for heavy
failures among the prominent straw hat
dealers.
Old Democracy has quite large number OF
fool friends in its ranks. They say senator
Hill cannot be nominated, and in the next
breath declare no one but Senator Hill can
carry New York. There has'been altogether
too much hat-talking during the present
presidential campaign. A short reign OF
reason would be duly appreciated by 1.-The
bows in The trenches"
Had CHRISTOPHER Columbus landed in New
York he would have been either policeman
or n saloonkeeper-Chic Evening Post
As it was he landed in Chicago and turns
out to have been a pirate.
The last Georgia watermelon cut open at
Atlanta was found to contain large-slzed
Cleveland boom.
Post Brooklyn handicap criticism demon
strates the fact that Judge Morrow has avery
long head Quite common thing, however,
with winners.
The talk about adopting Gov. Roswell P.
as the national Flower begins to thieken.
Inan omen letter New York man asks the
Morping,Advertiser how to perspire." lfhe
will come to st. Paul after receiving satisfae'
tory information the Pioneer Press will show
him how to wash his hands,
The present summer will not witness cou-
gressional investigation of Minister Egan
This is good news The deadly miasma aris-
ing from the Raum investigation is about all
the country can stand.
An chronological treatise on the presi-
Dental bee ought to sell well i'll these days.
If Jim Blaine will only accept the Repub-
lican nomination Democracy will show him
a circus worth two of the little affair he at
teudedin Washington.
sHorizontar' Bill Morrison's presidential
boom is now experiencing great difficulty in
keenjng its head above water.
The recrudescence of John Jay ingalls,
douses his erstwhile irideseence to a sickiy
gIimmer.
It is to be hoped that the recent discovery
of matrimonial faux pas in the MeAllister
family will result in the shedding OF no more
coat tails.
To Old Boreas: Well pay your expenses
if you'll only go to Dwight.
Joel P. Heatwold would make better gov
ernoc than it is possible for the Republicans
of Minnesota to elect this year.
When it comes to billion dollar congresses
a Republican gathering of this kind can al
WAYS cut out work enough Tor It's successor
to pay for That is just what the Fifty-hrst
did for the Fifty second congress
There is a cock-and- bull story af1oat about
an understanding between Blaine and
Harrison to the effect that they have entered
into a combination by which the friends OF
both are ready to support the one who snail
develop the greater strength i'll the conven-
ton. The weird tale goes on to state that
the nomination is a matter of almost supreme
indifference to these great men, and that
thew are conformity playing bluff game on
the whole Republican party While 1t is
true that in union there is strength, 1t must
be admitted that if the Republican party is
feeding upon such gulf the quicker IL
adopts change of diet the stronger 1t Will
show I'D at Minneapolis. The yarn bears
internal evidences of falsity in every line
In the first place 1t forces Blaine into the
position of an unmitigated liar; secondly, 1t
paints Ben Harrison as a happy go-easy
sort of fellow, glad he is alive and willing
to take the world as it comes, hit or miss
with no decided ambitions one waysor the
other. All this is foreign to the nature of
cold, grasping, calculating Ben Harrison.
Blaine lately said that the presidency Twas
an Office without Sleep and it is the fear
that he will fail to Twin out at Minneapolis
that is now keeping our funny little presl-
dent awake nights.