River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-03-24
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PITH AND POINT.

The brilliant mischief of ones own
children is outright crime in the chill
dren of the neighbors. - Galveston
News.
The wasp is slender and graceful IL
his movements, but his attentions are
often too much to the point TO be agree.
able. -Binghamton Republican.
of Course She Was one!-Populai
Novelist only know two women
who are absolutely perfect" Her
friend-"Who is the other one?"
-Cumso-s'Old Soak seems to be try.
ing 70 fill drunl1ard's grave as fast az
he can" Bumso-''Well, You bet if he
hes the job the grave will be full IN.
\. Herald.
-Eb Johnson-''Lucindy, darlin',
would die TO youl" Lucinda-"Bettah
lib TO me. Mr. Johnsing, of yo' 'spects
10 hab er chance to pay NAH grocery
billsi''-Truth.
The Great Observation-Disclosures
seems to take good deal of foolish
pride out of man, the same as IL takes
the independent own-the-earth look oui
of a girl. Globe.
1t is very wrong. of course to be
inquisitive, but if there were not some
inquisitive people in the world what
lot of interesting gossip other people
would have to miss. -Somerville Jour.
nal
Young Nicely-"Oh, / think that
Chawlie Awmstong is pehfect bwute;
but his hands are as big as labowinp
mans" Young Sapley-"Oh,I detethi
him; he it'll tho unladylike. "-Bostop
Courier
Enough to Move On.-Editor (rush.
ing in)-''Take down that sign which
reads: we are here TO stay Quick
Printer-"Why. what's the matter?'
Idiot! I've made six dollarsl"-Atlants
Constitution.
Rapid Growth This town seems
20 be making great progress" said
visitor to n resident OF Boomville,
okla. "You are iist right. stranger.
Why, we've had to enlarge the jail
twice. Epoch.
Dubious. -"Is.it considered an honor
TO be sent out as missionary" Eyes.
Why?" 81 was only wondering" said
Mrs Vealy; my husbands congrega.
ton are unanimously DESTROYS that he
shall GO Comic.
She from Chicago)-"Oh, how dc
love these great mountains! Chicago,
You know, is only a few feet above the
level of the lake" lie from st. Louis)
II know, but then remember that
Chicago feet are so much more porten.
tons than feet elsewhere. "-Boston
Transit
Valuable. -Citizen-"We are get.
ting up a petition to the mayor to allow
sick babies TO shoot squirrels in
Prospect park. May we have your
name?" Fashionable Hatter-"It's a
laudable object, and you can have my
name for dollar and half-twenty-
five per cent. of the regular price. "
Street, Gray 6 Co.'S Monthly.
Miss Twitter-"I want TO ask You
something, Mr.. Penn. hope Cblush.
ing) you won't think me forward?"
Steele Penn-"Have no hesitation, Miss
Twitter." Miss Twitter-"I am going
TO have some handllerchiefs embroi-
dered, and was wondering if it would
be safe TO have the initials of my
maiden name placed on them. Truth.
-Reilly-"I wor sorry ter hear thot
yer brother fell off Their scaffolding on
the church, Moike." O'Rourke-"Yis
but he recovered, so thot's all roight."
Reilly-"Why, Mccarthy towld me thot
he wor crippled for life. It's mesilf is
glad he recovered afther all" O'Rourl1e
MCCARTHY wor roight. He didn't re-
cover from the fall-he recovered from
the church. - Harvard Lampoon.
-"Some years ago." said he, "when
was teaching school in Leadville,
Col, was the only Mr.. Smith in that
city Don't laugh-hear me out. And
when had been there a month there
wasn't Mr.. Smith in Leadville." The
Boston man looked mystifie1 and be-
gan to intimate that this couldn't be
quite true. Not so fast" answered
Mr.. Smith 81 will explain. There
were Col. Smiths, Judge Smiths, Gen.
Smiths in Leadville, to be sure, but not
one Mr. Smith until came. was a
school teacher as / said and within q
month Mr.. Smith became Prof. Smith"
Boston Globe.