The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-05-15
sUNFLoWER sILHoUETTEs.


Bernard Kelly is out of danger and hi.
recovery is assured.
The Kansas rain no longer 'lays tn.
DUST" 1t softens the mud.
John J. Ingalls, is one Of the few men in
Kansas who is heard of as often as he is
heard from.
A real Republican can come mighty
near making harmony" rhyme with
Anthony"
ingalls, can come nearer playing the
Blaine act" of refusing to run for Of
fee than any other man in Kansas.
The latest popular subject for debating
societies in Kansas: Which is preferable
death by cyclone or death by drowning?
Elwood PETER, son of the senator, is
running a humorous paper called Farm
Fun. He calls it the Puck of the third
party.
Susan B. Anthony will take the stump
in Kansas this fail for her cousin, George
T. Anthony. a joint debate between
Susan and Mrs. Lease will be in order.
A Wichita man who has been watching
| the clouds recently, dreamt the other
night that he was in the ark, punching
around with long pole trying TO locate
Ararat.
Kansas is against China. Her subjects
have been prohibited from coming to the
United States, and Un Sing, a Wellington
laundryman, was fined s. for emptying
his soapsuds into the street.
tits said that a darkey lately appeared
at the Kelley institute in Leavenworth
and said to the manager: Il have been
elected deacon Of church, and want to be
cured Of the chicken habit"
Kansas may yet take hand in religious
reformation. The Alliance is talking of
forming a Peoples church, which shall be
nationallstic in belief from pulpit down.
There is one in existence in Washington,
D. C. now, and all the Alliance congress
men attend
Il wonder, said Kansas man who was
standing before circus picture of the
monster hipopotami with their wide open
mouths, 81 wonder if the circus people
think these will prove an attraction after
we have all seen Mrs. Lease and Jerry
Simpson"
1t has crept out that the Republican
who used to get up and ask, what has
ingalls, done for Kansas" was present at
the Hutchinson convention, but some
friend bandaged his mouth and took him
out to look at the animals when the ex-
senators name was called.
Ed Howe has gone over to the Alliance.
He says that sit is to be regretted that the
Alliance party does not get rid of a few
fool notions i'll its platform, and sweep the
country. An Alliance success in most of
the states, and in the nation, would be
good thing The old parties have robbed
until good clubbing at the hands of the
people would go them good. When the
Democrats succeed the Republicans, they
think they are doing very we'll if they
steal no more than the Republicans"
Farmer Smith has Lieutenant who, for
shrewdness, is without a rival. At the
Hutchinson convention he brought three
men up to where Smith stood to introduce
them.
The first man was a sensible looking
man, and the lieutenant said: "Mr Jones,
let me introduce you to Mr. Smith"
The second man was something of a
dude. and the lieutenant said: "Mr. Field,
Mr.. Smythe"
The third man was fat little German,
and the lieutenant's eyes twinkled when
he spoke. 'Mr Zimmermeyer," he said,
shake hands with Mr. Schmidt"
"Our minister makes an awful dry
prayer"
"That's all right. There is no necessity
for praying for rain in Kansas this year"
"Now what is that / have forgot?"
said the Kansas farmer, as he sat down in
the evening. Il have failed to do some
thing today, but for the life of me, can't
think what it is"
''Have you stopped the hogs!" suggested
his wife
Yes" said he. at amt that"
"Hayed the horses?"
eyes"
made bed for the lambs"
eyes"
Read the Alliance Advocate"
"Yesn
"Gone for the mail?"
I've got itr' Cried the farmer, seizing
a pen lying near. Cpd forgot to write my
daily letter of inquiry to Senator PETER at !
''Is this the side show2"asked man just |
going into the circus.
Not exactly" answered the man com
ing out. ''It's the snide show"