The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1892-02-15
THE MAJORS DUEL.

The flagship Martingale. of the South
Atlantic squadron, was moored in the
beautiful harbor of Rio Janeiro. The
flag of Rear Admiral Sansompost flew
from the mizzen truck. The war be-
tween Brazil and Paraguay was pro-
crossing slowly, but as it affected many
interests of foreigners domiciled in both
countries, large number of warships
were on the South American coast, and
the metropolis of Brazil was gay with
uniforms and the constant festivities
consequent upon the presence of so
many strangers.
The days of dueling were past The
larger courtesy consequent upon better
education, and Il more careful regard
for personal rights. had practically con-
denlned it. and the naval and military
regulations of all nations threatened Sc
we're penalties for its exercise
The night was calm. dark and starless,
and the Martingale lay listlessly at her
anchors off the plaza landing.
The officer of the deck lounged over
the capstan and thought of home and
longed for his interesting watch to be
OfCt' Lie Ddtlu ldu C0dSeu lCS evening
concert and had been dismissed The
charming strains of the old time tattoo"
with tifes and drums had died away.
Two bells" had beenS struck, and the
boatswain and his mates had '.piped
down" Lights had been reported ont,
and a perfect stiffness succeeded the stir
made by 400 men. who had retired to
their hammocks.
BOAT ahoy!'' sang out the quarter
master. Boat coming alongside, sir;
can't make out the answer" The mes
senger boy with lantern few over the
gangway and down the ladder, and soon
brisk, dapper little man came ON board
and presented himself to the officer of
the deck with graceful salute.
''Sir," said he, permit me to intro
dnce myself. am Baron Knockoff, of
the Russian legation. and have had a
personal difficulty with Brazilian gen
tieman' on shore. am going to shoot
him in the morning. We have no Rus
sian ship in port, and relying upon the
friendship that exists between our ma
tion and the United States, have come
on board to ask one of your officers to
act aus my second. Is Major Randall on
boarCl:"
The officer of the deck woke up in an
instant! Here was some mischief out of
the common line, and he could scent
some fun in the air that would relieve
the tedium of his watch with VEN
geance.
Grasping the baron by the hand he
shook it warmly. delivered "a brief ad-
dress to him reciprocating his friendly
sentiments. and assured him that he
had come to the right place and at the
right time to get accommodated. Un-
fortunately the gallant major of marines
was on shore. but might return at any
moment. Something must be done to
keep the baron amused for the present.
so the officer of the deck sang out:
Orderly. ask the captain if can see
him"
Captain Tompion had eaten an ex-
cellent dinner. The better part of three
bottles of claret had disappeared down
his throat. and he was at peace with all
the world. He belonged to the fighting
men of the "old navy" and any hint of
u fight was music to his ears. To him
appeared the officer of the deck. with
the little baron in tow.
Sir" said he, "a | have great pleasure
IN introducing to you Baron Knockoff,
of the Russian diplomatic service He
has had a personal difficulty with Bra
zilian on shore. and as there are no Rus
sian officers here he has come on board
20 ask one of ours to act as his second
I have assured him of our sympathy and
assistance, and he desires to consult with
you and await the return of Major Ran
dali. who is on shore"
Captain Tompion was on fire in an in
slant. Shaking the baron warmly by
the hand. he sang out: Steward, a bot
tie of champagne. Baron. be seated.
Orderly. call the first lieutenant and tell
him that l wish to see him Going to
shoot him in, the morning, eh, baron?
Bless my soul, this seems like old times,
indeed! Stand by 'yo1? OF q course, we
will. my boy. Have Another glass Of
wine. Steward, cigars. .
Lieutenant Lawrence, the first lieu
tenant, came. up the hatch-tall, stern,
erect as soldier-and passed into the
cabin. The popping of .corks ensued.
and the conference began. sssi5f ~
The officer of the deck caught a stray
messniate and sent him to the wardroom
with the story, and soon an interested
group gathered on the quarter deck
eagerly awaiting developments.
such punishment as court martial
may adjudge may be inflicted on any
person in the navy who sends or accepts
a challenge to fight a duel or acts as a
second in a duel
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