St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-22
SUNRISE SIGNALS.
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correspondent?

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correspondent?
If Joel P Heatwole is really sincere IN his
expressed, determination to Withdraw from
public life, he might get himself elected
lieutenant governor.
Teacher-Johnny. yesterday you learned
all about governors. the chief magistrates of
states. Now what would you call the office
of the chief magistrate Of the United States?
Johnny-A puddin'.
The Chicago Tribune edftorially inquiries:
-'Is Mars talking at us?'' Possibly but if SO
will Mars please speak trifle louder?
Is the Republican party aware that this is
the year for the quadrennial assault of fiat
fryers?'
Do you catch the drift: as the blizzard said
to the Dakota ranchman.
Can 1t be possible that Jake Schaefer is go
ing out of the wizard business?
Advices from Hot Springs indicate that it
is now possible to get soft-boiled base bali
ist on toast.
Now that Judge Woods has gone to his
reward on the supreme bench. the persim-
mon in store for Col. Blocks of Five Dudley
is dependant upon the result OF the Noyem-
Der election.
The profound disgust with which Editor
Dana regards the fund of Sl00,00) to ac-
CELEBRATE Cleyelands boom is hardly to be en-
comprised by the most volumInous vocabu
larry. Stuffed Prophet" Dumb Prophet"
or The Claimant can hardly do justice to
the subject.
Nemesis is evidently camping on the trail
of Secretary Foster. 1t was eminently fitting
that, having loosely alluded to portion Of
our citizens rs "fannel-mouthed Irishmen,"
he should arrive in America on St Patricks
day wearing n black eye.
The plot to turn Central park, New York,
into race track is on the eve of consumma-
ton. Now let tbs respectable element of
the city convert Cooper institute into coon
dive and move West.
A woman of Portsmouth, O., who has been
toothless for long time. is developing
third set of natural teeth. So far Gov. Nc
Kinley has omitted to attribute this pheuom-
enon to his justly celebrated bill.
Mr.. Biair's boom appears to be suffering
from all overdose of Chinese opium.
Chicago aldermen are now out in spring
suits composed mainly of loud checks and
al air of injured innocence.
Mugwumpery in politics is slightly prefer
able to mugwumpery in March weather.
neither winter nor spring.
With the advent of April all life insurance
carried by base bali umpires expires by lin
itation.
The Georgia legislature gave Senator Hill
three cheers and Tammany tiger.
Gen. Merritt advances the theory that it
tends to civilze Indians to enlist them in the
army. Undoubtedly few sharp skirmishes,
accompanied by fatalities, would tend to the
betterment of a portion of them.
Has the eagle eye of any prominent Repub-
lcan ''fat-fryer' alighted on an item 10 the
effect that Andrew Carnegie has S}5,01lO0],
and proposes to spend 1t all before he dies?
Senator PETER has introduced bill for
the abolition of poverty and wrong" Sena-
tor PETER has n sublime faith in the ability
of congress-greater. perhaps, than the fact
warrants.
If Uncle John NJ Palmer wants the earth,
let him rest satisfied. 1t is his The ST. Paul
GLOBE has come out for hIm-Chieago Trib-
une.
GLOBE earth, see? The GLOBE published
an extended sketch of Senator John NJ Palm
er, ompanied by editorial comment COM
plimentary to one of the great Democratic
leaders of the day The GLOBE previously
treated Gov. Horace BoieS in like manner;
also the most prominent Democratic candi-
date up to the hour of goiag to press-Sena-
tor David B. Hill. Also ex President Grover
Cleveland. If this can be construed as
coming OUT for each and every one of
them, the GLOBE Will shortly come out for
Senators Arthur P. German. John G. Carlisle
and Cows. Pattison and Flower
Ominous silence i'll Germany just new sug-
gests that Emperor William has stepped into
the bedroom to change his mind about pull
verifying the car
The Detroit Tribune opines that the Har-
rtson hat should be labeled 'In hoe signo
vinces." But if the Minneapolis convention
goes not awry it is thought that Benny can
keep the hat out of hook until some time
after November
Free coinage is at the bat, and, like mighty
Casey, liable to fan the air.
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