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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-06-30
WEAYEn AND ssvEaLY.
,,rsy simpson Say gnis wiI Be the Third
fartY Ilck.t.

,r-sy .im pson Say . gtls VIII Be the Third
rartY rIcket.
I|.r afIol fvealos star Independently 20th.l
tentative Jerry Simpson thinks
tt laird party j. going 10 figure
.I.Mineu.ly a. the election tins tall
t.a. il.y vii not have TO 20 out Of
.al I-lss for a pfesldcnt.ai candi-
t.iua.' lc said today. TIA;
l....- -s4rfy tcket VII be Weaver and
...t General Weaver. of Iowa, and
f' Beverly. II Virginia. We viii meet
Ia 0u Saturday for temporary or
iln and will tnen adjourn over un-
rl4f. which Will be the sth and after
over tae platform viii proceed 10
mutation Oi caDd date. for President
t Il., President. IL is not certain, OF
that the iDel | have mentioned
f dominated. Duf the drift Of s.nii-
t't .e. ms g. b. % favor Of that ticket,
t tfuk il VII carry. The platform
f. a.f be- changed greatly from that
a'ei 20 our former conventions. What
r.ra as the soldier clause may be
a,H 0ut there l5 some talk Of that
OIL hope and expect that there will he
b. a.soutei5 sound ffee-traie plank IL
sr'.t ihe leading iesue-the lead
ue ~ the campaign regardless
. dodge twill be The financial aues-
i.t. Oar p0ss'i IS very clear ON that
foa. We are IN favor OF most any
YANG hirh will increase the currency
make u adequate 20 the needs OF
people Therefore We are in favor OF
.-' 'te coinage u silver aud are ready TO
- ipr 4 ~ unmiesakable terms.
...'f ve are very apt 10 poll very large
,t'r ia i1e s0-calicd silver States. and that
carry some or al Of them. think
--.ett politicians who are not in touch
have no sort Of ides what Sc
~ l,t Important movement tins is. /
,'i-'f ~e Wlil carry Kansas, Nebraska.
e-iti aqin, south Dakota, Georgia North
-',aa- south Carolina. Texas. and one
iffe ~ the silver States think we
-lt very good chauce of carry
ien States. aud. 10 sum II MP, that We
,how the election Of President into
House aud that we Will elect enough
'.e members Of Congress 10 have tho
oi power IL the lext House. The
N lhe priee Of farm products, which
~ ss'a sci m. Is going to have yery de-
influence On the election. The price
"aes, ~ gong 10 DO extremely low this
ali Tue farmers will be disseminated.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-06-30
SKETCH Or TIE NEW SECRETARY.

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hnssoo anu nhS 80 u.'. 10 OccuPs hHvN-
Flhe 1T lopo' "tsct the hI nc
came eui'or oi tlc LFaI't,Ic H'"g y.,, y-''..l. .,
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ioo,' "HoH H. Nv ~, ,',., o., ,,,s ',,n,rv Colonel
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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-06-30
Fourth Of july at Old Point.

The Chesapeake and Ohio Railway Com
pany will sell round-trip tickets to Old
Point on July I'd. I'D, and 4th at three dol
Iars, good to return until July 6th. Visit
ors to Old Point will have the advantage
of three daily trains.
Leave Richmond A. H., A. H., and
p. NJ
Leave Old Point s:25 A. NJ. 4 2. NJ. and
7.f5 - nj
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-06-30

What Representative Dreokinridgc Thinks
OF Its Eject in tho south.


Washington Evening star Independently 20th.l
Representative Brechnridge. of Arkan-
eas. speaking with a reporter TODAY on
the subject 81 the Ihird-pnrty movement
and its possible effect upon toe Democrats
said
1t is difficult 60 estimate the force ot
this movement. 90 not think that II VIII
be potential IN the South for the reason
that the sou horn people feel that tney
are Threatened with the force biii ana tnat
thoir only safety lies ~ the success OF thc
Democratic portf. lf 10 We're not lor
the force ON believe that there mighl
be some danger. geflaps OF losing some
thing In the South. ! think It quito To-
lable that ~ thi- fear were not before '.c
people there would be "a number oi mcu-
hcrs elected 20 The next House who. 70 1N
the lclst. would bc no variance with 'Lo
Democratic party 90 @ considerable cA'c"' 8.
But whatever differences tneie H' IN
bo Oh The money question ''o
southern people cannot nlord 20
risk thoir personal liberty; that must
10 cared for FIRST. The aci'h
Of tho Republicans VA tho lasl Ooner'
and the declarations OF the Nnunthi .I'
convention ON the elections question move
hrOugh, the people Of the south ioEtt"'4
and vail keep them together Tor ther CONE
mon defenco until the danger. oi the loI'o
bin have passed. Al other issues WI" 'o
subordiuatcd 90 this one ln the Sout1'
MANY Of the southern people uttc'e
that there should be nn expansion oi tue
currency. They want more money, out
the question presented % them nov, -
tier money or their life. and they VIII leu
money go % save their ilio.
As 10 qIm wEsr.
But as o. the West!'
"Iu the Wet the conditions are o'-
fcront. They look upon tins tof ce-'iii
Issue from Aiar. and wi. not be influenced
by 10 sn much. ILe money quest ton- WI
appeal o. thUm more directly, and ihih"
there Is Io mHu who can make q rei-'iN'lC
calculation 80 TINS. time as 90 whhl NAV
happen iu Che silver states oi the Ne-''
Ihpuuucr au, the tlrd questions are
what tbev arc interested 80 particularly.
4ou go not tLluk that there rs any
thiu- lu the Democratic platform on tue
money question that VIII beft y sAi 'slF i'
silver men than VIII the silver plank IN the
Republican platform"
Perhaps not. IhDre BE- no very eIc''
difference between tine two piahN-. lAv
Democrats declare for honest money, "h4
of course they believe in honest money.
fre question Of what is au honest an- u
s4fs currency IS lett 20 Dee settled at some
other time. Tho party Is not yet rcaIy 'V
take l.sioon that question. / ileTea are olNcI
f.aft.r-f0 bpsDfrl.. first. iu tuis campaign
fIo.a ls ro substantial Issue between iAe
TWO PARTIES Ou iLr silver question. NHtN
the tlrln and force-hil ISSUES nave b.tn
fought ont then tle party WILL take up '.'
money question aul come tOu stand on II,
as was done VITA Te.at ON % th' iiIlh.
Out-.d .de ~ the south tine principal ISSUE
between the tw1 parties wl te the iAI''-
iIst wl.l not le tna ONLY ne. hui tut
ONO NOR. prominent than any other
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-06-30
Error Corrected.

The name of Mr. w. b. Watkins should
have appeared in our recent commence
ment programme among those who 0o-
tanned promotions in intermediate matne-
mates. He also obtained . promotion. g
stated in the programme. N intetmedlsss
Latin. B. PUAIxAns Cns'fnsu'
Richmond College, Jyns 20, 1891.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-06-30
'0A' ''"'Asi .sosels Thing. sra Crate.
AxaosruRAB BrrrRRs

10 household word al over the world. For
over nfty years Il has advertised ttsen By Its
merits. 1T u now advertised to warn tho public
against counterfeits. Tho genuine article d
manufactured By DR.. J. q. b. Segsrt 4 Soma
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-06-30
Can't Ee Secretary.

WssanGros, June 20.--Eon. Thomas II. Car
ter. commissioner OF tho ooneral Land ricc,
has found that his ofl.c al duties and private In
teTe3ts viii hot permit Nun 10 s0rvo as socrotsry
u the Repubiican National Committee, and bo
will accordingly fosgn tho position Ut the flrpt
meeting Vi the Executive Committee.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-06-30
Houityer Moonlight.

A good time is in store for all who intend
going with the Rod Artillery boys to War.
wick Park tonight. Music. refreshments
and dancing. Boat leaves at SIS O'clock
and returns at i1:i5 o'clock sharp.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-06-30
HoWtfzeFs.

The Howitzers will have q good time to.
NIGHT at Warwick Park. They will have a
full brass band and will spend two hours
dancing ut the park.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-06-30

The Ariel will make an excursion TO Nor
folk. Old Point, Newport News. Hampton.
Virginia Beach. &C, Saturday night. july
"a. Round trip 81. Tickets also good to
return the following Tuesday. See adver-
tsameut
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-06-30
Our Original,

S1.s9 White Canvass Oxford Tie. white
kid trimmed, with silk lsces. reduced to
sI..7. LEVY 4 DAVIS,
Shoe Department,
1,3, and 5 east Broad street.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-06-30
Special Cut Sale.

For ten days We will sell our regular
l.99 White Canvas Oxford Ties, with
genuine silk faces, ut the cut price OF SLIT
JACOB NAY 4 Son,
GOT cast Broad street.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-06-30
Richmond to Virginia Beach and Return
$3.50.

Via Petersburg and Norfolk and Western
railroad.
Tickets on sale every Friday and Satur-
day, good to return until the following
Monday.
For all information apply to II. W.
Courtney. passenger agent. sJS east Main
street.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-06-30

II you want to spend . pleasant evening
20 To warwick poek tonight with s1e
HoWStzers, Boat returns n due tsme %
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-06-30

Levy q DAVIS open to-day the finest hne Of
Ladies' Cloth Blazer Suits In bluo and black at
Al per suit over shown In this city.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-06-30
ACTION ALMOST UNPRECEDENTED.

The action Of the Senate in confirming
Mr. Fosters nomination almost immedi-
ately upon it. reception and without refer
ence TO the Foreign Relations Committee
Is almost without precedent, as heretofore
II has been customary 70 reserve this honor
for senators IN active service who are
nominated for Office.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-06-30

BRowxs IRox BTrrERs cures Dyspepsta. Ma.
lara, Blli0usnees, and General Debility. Gives
sea sppssto Tho beoS tone foe NuBoln9 uoeh,
oEs. weak woman an6 children.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-06-30
c..s.,.x,s. 20 chestnut n''''

TO Re Editor Of NJ D's'aa. m all sidss
There i much pomplsnlnSss snlnSssstsut Hu Hill On
among the yse,dslts o. Gtrsst-car ssfvies
eoocunt Of ths bsd s"
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-06-30

Ladies' Blazer Suits In plain b,us and plain
black cloth as 81 por suis st LBvY b DAvIs's
that equal In style anything heretofore offered
at o10.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-06-30

IhF telegraph 10 III" bi>piHn't
NASHVILLE. Tenn. June 29-A special from
Nuftreesboro'. Tenn. confirms the rumor OF mo
lynchiug no Woodbury. last night o. the negro,
''iom Lllard. in ial for telonious assault upon q
woman. About / o'clock a mob. well organized
and orderly, went 90 the Woodbury. jail where
Lilhard was confined and demanded the Key
rom the jaicr. Meetiug With no resistance.
they secured their man and took him 20 bridge
over the Stone river aad hanged him thereirou.
His neck WIS bNkcn ana he died without a
struggle.
THREE MORE VICTIMS.
GALVESTON. TEX. June 29.-A dispatch from
Climess Mn says that three negroes, Prince
Woods. Tom smith, and Houry Gaines, aFresteI
Friiay for criminlly assluitng thr Nhtt
ycmeu near SpIgi-. confessed TO having COM
miuel the crimes. Alter their confession
ton men were drpnt2od % convHy The
negroes 10 Wooiyllle laiL They n ~ wit
them Friday afternoon. When about - frou
Spnrgis iity masked and armed men -~naulel
the release Of the negroes, emphasizlns tlell
demand by leyelling their guns upon the guards
Inc guards were told 20 rotrQce their steps
few paces, which they did few moments
later a yOiiey from the guns Of the masked ua
told the fate of the negfoes The deputi,- fc
turned to tho spot and t0nni the bodies OF iht
threo negroes riddled with bullets. ffuc.
Wood. the leader OF the negroes, was former
convict.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-06-30

Fireworks for July 4, 1892.
II you want nice display Of Fireworks
send your orders 70 me. +. p. BURKE.
IO9 east Broad street (Pizzini's).
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-06-30
TnREr MRE VICTIMS.
Trust to Luck

Although you grieve when you are poor,
Its always well 10 learn
Iou never reaily know for sure
Which way adaiss may turn.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-06-30

may he wrong in my calculations, but It
LOOKS as It the Ihird-party vote wouid he
LARGE enough 20 surprise some of the poll
ticiaus.'
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-06-30
rnonrr COMBINATION.

The Senate this afternoon promptly con
frmed the nomination Of John W. Foster
TO be Secretary of State. and the Presi
dent also this afternoon signed his com
mission. Tins is probably the quickest
case Of the kind on record
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-06-30
SECRETARY OF STATE.
JOHN w. FOSTER, or INDIANA, AP-
POINTED BY The PRESIDENT.
with Promptitudc Almost Unpre-
cedepted-His Career.
lBy Telegraph to tho pIspatch.l

WAsHINGToS. ID. c.. June 29.-The Presi-
dent to-day sent to the Senate tho nomt-
nation OF John W. Foster. of Indiana, to
be Secretary of State.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-06-30

BALTIMORE, June %. Washington was
defeated by the Orioles to-day by streak
of heavy batting III the sixth inning; as
sisted by errors on the part OF Richardson
and Ierkin. Both pitchers were effective.
and not n hit was made of kncll until the
sixth inning. Washington saved shut
out IN the ninth by timely batting. At
tendance. j4s. Score:
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-06-30
Baltimorcs. % O421x-7 2
Washingtons. o 90 10 90 0 ,
Batteries -McMahon and Robinson; Kill
len and Milligau.


LouIsvIrtr. June 29.-Hemming, Louis
villc's new pitcher. made ms deb'a here to-
day. gnd pitched mastery game against
the ST. LOUIS Browns. The home team hit
Breiten,tein when his bits meant runs. The
general all-around plas OF Jennings and
the catching of Dowse were the features.
Attendance. 200. Score:
i. p.H. L
I.ouisvilles. 900 040011x-G 10 ]
ST. I0uis......O O02 001 O-3 + 4
Batterios-Hemminga and Dowse; Brett
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-06-30

The roll o.. States vas called for the an
nouncemer' ~ c9smittee membership.
There vas ano.h.- mpaign tune sung
hy quart. lli hen the convention
adjourned nutI o'clock. after giving Ii
rections - ine committees TO proceed at
once 20 tn sots o., cued them.
Most III rest celi-,. III the membership
OF the fiaaHorm Committee and the new
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-06-30

The following National Executive Com
mittee was selected. Chairman. Dlck,e:
YIce-C Charm %. John f. 81. John. of Kan
sas: Secretar. Y. W. G. Wardwel. Of
New York; Treasurer. > d. Hastings. of
Wisconsin. Additional MembeIs-Helen
Goucaf. Of Indiana j.. II Tate. of Ten
nes-ee. and s. 4. stevens. Of Pennsylyania.
Notwithstanding the 0 - that head
quarters would b. change 10 Chicago the
committee again chose New York for al
other four yeas.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-05-28
WAYSlDE GLEANINGS.

On board ship the day is divided into
seven watches"
Ten million dollars worth of German
toys are sold in England yearly.
In France elections are held on Sunday,
in order that as large a number of work
ingmen as possible may get to the polls.
A large cave was recently discovered in
Montana which contained the bones of
hundreds 81 animals that had fallen into it
and were unable to escape.
A little vase Of Sevres ware, once pre-
sented by French king to Tippoo Sahib,
was sold in London not long ago for 81 POS.
1t is only eight inches high.
A hermit who died in Logan county, o..
recently was a great hoarder of curios He
left library Of choice works worth &, 500;
nearly a score Of guns some of them old
flint locks; enough trousers to start a
store, and clocks watches aud revolvers by
the dozen, the inventory showing nearly
1000 separate groups of goods
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-05-28
INTERESTING FACTS.

The Gulf Of Mexico has risen over one
foot since 1851.
Five-eighths Of the bread baked in Lon.
don is made Of American wheat
Out of the 100000 domestic servants in
London it is estimated that 10000 are al
ways out of employment.
1t would take forty years for all the
water in the great lakes to pour over Mag
ara at the rate of 100000 cubic feet a
second.
There is a law which, if enforced COM
pels the delivery Of all letters for girls un-
der eighteen and boys under twenty-one
years of age to their parents or guardians.
The Red sea is for the most part blue. 1t
gets its name from the fact that portions Of
it are covered by minute animalculR,
which dye the surface Of the water red
where they float
1t is an accepted fact that America is
more lavish in the matter of hospitality
and entertainment than any other country.
In the matter Of flowers alone at entertain
ments the Americans spend small for
tunes.
The two longest words in Worcester,
Webster or the Century dictionary are
said to be palatopharingeolaryn and
nssubstantiationalists. 4 longer word
is noted in american Notes and Queries "
1t is OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
dropyridinecarboxyl
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-05-28
CROWN AND scePTER.

1t cost the present emperor of China TO
get married no less a sum than GO, O00, 900.
In Strasburg the Princess Hohenlohe,
with her daughter Elizabeth, has recently
finished practical course in military hos
pital nursing, assisting at operations,
amputations, cleansing and bandaging
wounds
Emperor William is variously referred
to in Germany as the shouting" the
"spouting," the travelling" and the pray
ing'' emperor, and to these epithets the
English have added another-''the latter
day prophet Of Khorassan.
The king Of Siam has built glass house
In the midst Of sluiceway. The walls,
floors and ceiling are formed Of different
sorts and thicknesses of glass. A single
door closes Theoretically, and when he
goes in he opens a reservoir and sub
merges his house, with the effect of pro-
ducing a particularly cool and pleasant
atmosphere.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-05-28
FIN, FEATHER AND FUR.

Cats do not stop growing until they are
year old.
With the exception of the shark, no fish
are found to exist below depth of Q, 400
feet.
The artistic work of the spider in spin
ming his web is shown by the fact that it
takes 30, 600 Of the fine strands to cover an
inch Of space
The whale may claim to have thicker
skin than any other animal. 1t has a skin
nowhere less than several inches, and in
many parts fully two feet in thickness.
Professor Riley. whose opportunities for
observation place him among the highest
authorities on the subject, estimates the
loss of food crops by injurious insects alone
at $500, 700 per annum.
The distinction of being the thickest
skinned quadruped belongs TO the Indian
rhinoceros, whose hide has knotty or
granulated surface, and is so impenetrable
as to resist the claws of the lion and tiger.
A Belfast newspaper says that snake
~ feet long and nearly Z inches in cir
conference has been killed in Nora's Glen.
The solitary snake Of Ireland will be pre-
served in glass case for the inspection Of
future generations.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-05-28
RAILROAD RUMBLES.

Five new vestibule trains Of six cars each
are under construction at Pullman for the
Erie railway.
II. G. Draper has been appointed chief
engineer OF the Chicago and Alton, to sue
coed X. +. Booth, deceased.
The Illinois Central has adopted the Hall
automatic block system to be used between
the Chicago terminal station and Kensing-
ton.
The Central New England and Western
has appointed II. l.. Hartford car account
ant, with headquarters at Hartford, to
succeed A. w, Henry, resigned.
There are % railway tunnels in England
between l and 2 miles long, over miles,
2just miles, and 1.-THE Severn, on the
Great Western railway-is over ~ miles
long.
A. ID. Smith has been appointed general
freight and passenger agent of the Corn
wall and Lebanon road, with headquarters
at Cornwall, Pa, to succeed r. b. Gordon,
resigned.
The Northern Pacific, Yakima and Kit
titas Immigrant company has utilized the
Yakima river in Washington for the great
canal which will be the means of reclaim
ing thousands Of acres of land.
The Erie company maintains four sta
tions within the limit of Passaic, n. ].
and one each at Carlton Hill and Clifton,
which are within one mile of the city, but
the Passaic people are asking for better
facilities.
Superintendent of Motive Power Alex
ander Mitchell, Of the Philadelphia and
Readings eastern and mort hprn division
which is the Lehigh Valley road, will have
charge of all workshops and engine houses
on that section Of the system.
A fast train service has been established
between Charleston and Cincinnati, which
will be the means Of forming an outlet for
CharlestOn's great truck trade. Arrange
ments have been made by which produce
can be landed in Cincinnati 621 hours
from the time it leaves Charleston. Three
trains will be run each week.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-05-28

Young Jenkins loved the fair Miss Jebbs,
With love so full and deep,
With love so boundless and so big,
Twas more than he could keep.
So down he popped upon his knees,
The fervent tale TO tell;
And fast, too. beat the maiden's heart,
Because she loved him well.
But in voice all full of tears,
A painful sight TO see,
She said that though she loved but him,
Alas, 1t could not be.
For she WIS studying Delsarte,
And 1t unnerved her quite
To see the attitude he'd struck
Was, oh, so far from right!
Boston Courier.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-05-28

Soon blossoms in profusion will adorn the syl-
van way,
And trees will shed their fragrant bloom in
showers,
And the girl that you've been greeting with q
nosegay every day
Will inform you that she doesn't care for
flowers
Washington Star.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-05-28

Friend-No wonder Miss Beauti won't
look at you. It's your own fault. You
act like slave-fawning, Bringing, kneel-
ing before her, as if you didn't dare call
your soul your own.
Mr. Sadfello-Don't women like that
kind of treatment.
Friend-Um-not until after marriage
New York Weekly.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-05-28

Cultured Daughter-The Psychologists
have lately found some skeletons from the
fourth dynasty.
Old Fashioned Mother-For mercy sakes,
don't use that horrid world Say they died
painfully or unpleasantly, or even filthy
If you must, but don't say died nasty
Good News.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-05-28
A Compassionate Soul.

Oficer-Well, Anton, how is your cap
tainl / hear he has been taken ill.,
Orderly "a Polel-My poor master is very
i'll, 1 am sorry to say. He wanted to throw
his boot at me this morning, but (sobbing)
he hadn't the strength to lift it.-Ham-
burger Nachrichten.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-05-28

Manager Intelligence of1ice)-How was
it you didn't engage with the LADY, She
seemed quite taken with you.
Servant-Why, she insulted me. She
asked me If | had learned to cook at a
cooking school.-New York Sun.