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The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

THERE must be something pecul-
iarly romantic about the southern
part OF Virginia. Hardly week
passes without an elopement. The
couples 60 across the State line into
North Carolina, and are married
without much trouble. 1t is worthy
OF note, too, that parental forgive
ness usually follows the marriages.
Are the marriage laws of Virginia
too expensive to follow? II not, what
is the explanation?
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

GENIUS and marked business abil.
ity seldom find association in the
same character. 1t is rarely that an
inventor places his own work on the
market and derives the full profit.
There were issued %, pa patents last
year and 81, S95 of them were assign
ed. Almost exactly the same pro-
portions appear in every years record.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

A BALD-HEADED expert informs the
waiting world that there are nine
kinds Of badness. This gentleman
would take front rank as an alarmist
were it not that there are thousand
and one remedies for each and every
kind of badness known to man.
They range from sage tea to Par
tsian wig, and than this no wider
range can be conceived.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

A SAN FRANCISCO man was found
dead in bed at an Atlantic City hotel.
He had purposely asphyxiated himself.
1t is not strange. Atlantic City at
her best is not charming, and at this
season Of the year che is calculated to
drive anybody to suicide or drink.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

OonSorOuo Deadlock
occurs when the sieve-like action Of the kid.
neSs Is interrupted and they partially cease to
secfete from the blood those impurities for the
escape OF which they are such important chan
nei% Bright's Disease. diabetes. suppression
OF the urine, and weakness and inaction of the
oladder-these are complaints to the relief OF
winch Hostester's Stomach Bitters is adnira.
Oily adapted. These ailments unchecked are
very formidable. and the utility Of . recourse ia
tais nne remedy and preventive cannot be
pieaoeo with too much insistence. The Bitters
- likewise emcacfous In an Incompatible de-
gree for malaria. indigestion, costiveuess. rheu.
matism and debility. In neuralgia 1t has alsa
proved itself q sovereign medium of relief.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

Do NOT fail to run your eye over
the advertising columns upon each
page Of this issue. By so doing you
may find something that you need.
It often happens that way.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

The New York Board of Health
sent DR.. Siebert to Hamburg to in
vestigate the cholera. He reports
that America must expect a vista
ton from the plague next summer
unless immigration is stopped. The
favorite horn of such a dilemma
should not be hard to find.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

PIETY is not an end, but a means
of attaining the highest degree of
culture by perfect peace of mind.
Hence it is to be observed that those
who make piety an end and aim in
itself for the most part become hypo-
critics.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

In a Swiss hotel bill of fare lately
one item was supposed to be refer
ence to the Italian poet Ariosto, but
investigation proved it an old friend
in disguise-and suffering from bad
spell-Irish stew.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

Is IT any wonder that men are
driven insane when they foolishly
attempt to match piece of silk for
their wives and the dry goods man
tells them that there are seventeen
thousand styles of the fabric known
to the trade?
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

WHEN we sum up all the useful
truths which we owe to philosophy.
to what do they amount? When we
look for something which adds to the
comforts or alleviates the calamities
OF the human race, we are forced to
own ourselves disappointed.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

When Waiting Kansaa City Stop at
the Blossom HOUSE opposite linton Depot
First Class in every respect, Rates, $3.50 per
day.
Gable cars to all parts of tho city pass tho
door.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09
A Mammoth Conp.tit;on,

$500 in prizes for the best seven stories
was what The Youths Companion offered /:
5000 for the best Serials, and S, 500 for the
best Folklore tales. No less than 2, S63 sto-
ries competed for these prizes. The success
full stories are just announced to appear in
The Companion during 1893.
BY sending $1.75 at once you will obtain
the paper FREE to January ana for a full
year, to January '4. Address TIE YoUrH's
COMPANION, Boston, Mass.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

The cable says that Denmark has
an old maids insurance comnany. hut
rails to particularize if the men whom
they capture are the recipients Of the
value OF the policies
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

THE Sultan of Morocco's bicycle
cost 81, 600, but five-cent package of
court-plaster will equal it in value if
the emergency arrives.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

Hpefsons would bring to baar the same
amount OF common sense, in laying Q rem
edy for bronchitis, cough. cold and Group,
that they do in the purchase of their family
supplies, they would never fail to procure
Dr.. Bulls Cough Syrup.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

Remember that in Garfield Tea you have
an unfailing remedy for indigestion, sick
headache, and every attending Ill that an
abused stomach can make you suffer. Every
druggist sells it; 25c, SOC. and 81.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

The Boston bakers want the hours of lab,
cut down, but it is to be hoped that Il
bakers dozen will remain at tho same O
figure.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

THE Secretary Of War has been in.
formed by the General Manager Of
the Baltimore and Ohio Railroad
that the four great trunk lines In the
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

A. II. PRIEST, Druggist Shelbyvllle, aid,
says: "Hall's Catarrh Cure gives the best Of sat.
isfaction. Can get plenty Of testimonials, 40 4,
cures every one who takes it." Druggists sell
Il, 75c.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

Salvation Oil has the enviable distinction
OF being q synonym for cure of rheumai ism.
neuralgia, govt, and kindred aztec ions, such
"a sciatica, Icdouloureux, etc. It is grow
ms more popular daily. The people will
have it. 25 cts,
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

The excuse of every man who does not
mind his own business is that he is trying to
do good.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

We all know people with whom we should
never quarrel in the world if they would
keep 5000 miles away.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

A Sore Throat or Cough. if suffered tn
progress, often results in an incurab!e throat
or lung trouble. "Bro,cn's Bronchial Tro-
ches" give instant relief,
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

There isn't much game in season at pres
emit. but our dispatches show that the shoot
ing Is good in nearly all parts of the country
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09
ONE ENJOYS

ONE ENJOYS
Both the method and results when
sy.up Of Figs il taken; it Is pleasant
and refeshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys.
tenn efectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs Is tho
only remedy Of its kind ever pro.
duced, pleasing to the taste and -
ceptable to the stomach, prompt Z
its action and truly beneficial IN IL
eaectA prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, it,
many excellent qualities commend it
to all and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup Of Figs is for sale In 900
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
gists Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro-
cure it promptly for any one Who
wishes to try it DO not accept any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA re SXRUp ca
SAN FRANCISCO. cAI.
leeusxMlk. H. Akw YoAx ~
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

st. Peter: No you can't come in. Shade
OF Kid: Aw, say, don't be too rough on q
Teller. wuz an office-boy myself.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

Money talks, and this is Why we probabl,
hear so much about loud checks.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

When a man hires dress suit to 90 on a
tear he must Fay the rent.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

You can always tell whom a politician is
for. Himself.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

Oh, yes; there's skeleton in the closet in
every family, but it is so common thing that
We make no bones of it.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

When there is no name for an able man
bility.''
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

SIT Is . remarkable fact" observed tho
philosopher, THAT when q your man and
woman make bet of Ii ses On the election
the result = sure to b clooA."
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

The worst crop farmers alliance ca
ralse is the agi-tator crop.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

Will: How many girls did you become
engaged to during your vacation? Arthur:
Eleven. Will: linus. have cost you pref.
ty penny. Arthur: Well, yes; the rings
cost me 81 go dozen wholesale.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

Oculists ought to be able to prescribe for
see sick people.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

A local grocer a1ver ises old time coffee
This coffee is one of the ''has BEANS" proba
bly,.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

wilkins: Before you strike man see that
he deserves it. Bllkins: Pooh! I have q
better rule than that. wilkins: What is il
pray? Bilkins: See that he is smaller than
you.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

The wheel to the wheelwright: Oh! 30,
make me tired.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09
The 6lube- @epnblifan
PUBLI6HRD BIZ

THE GLOBE PUBLISHING co.
Dodge Citv, Kansas
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

"Hans0n's Magic Corn SaIve.''
warranted to cure, or money refunded. =
your druggist for II. Price Is cents.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

A button on your shirt 10 worth two down
the back of your neck.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

elTS-An hts stopped free py DR.. KlIyE'S GREAT
NERVE RESTORER. No ht after nrst days use. Mar
veous Treatise and q 90 trial bottle free
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

Jagson says the only thing In his house
that doesn't seem to collect dust is his boys
savings bank.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

''They say Weaknee has been wandering il
his mind lately" ''Well, he's safe enough
he can't got far"
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

A dog out in Idaho turned into bone and
died. He died hard.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

1t is natural enough that when a nan goes
out yachting he should come home over the
bay.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

The agent who makes a speciality of rent
ing houses is man of letters
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

"Your sealskin sacque il rather short, is i
not?' Eyes; when got it my husband wa
shOrt1
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

An old fashioned chest protectors pad
lock.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

half a loaf is better than a railroad sandwich.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09


aHairs, with England in relation to the seal
nsherles IN Behring sea. and with Chill grow.
ing out of the Baltimore affair, have been ad-
jrsted.
The following statistics show the increase in
our trade with the countries with which we
have reciprocal trade agreements from the date
September g., 1892, the increase being in some
almost wholly. and in Others in an important
degree the result of these agreements.
Tho domestic exports to Germany and Austria
Hungary, have increased in value from 81, 3d.
$50 to 81 an increase of So 319 eos or Cpl
Os per cent. With American countries our exports
have increased from 81 100 2s5 to s54, 6l3, $50. an
total increase in the value of exports to all the
countries with which We have reciprocity
agreements has been $20,7 ,621. This increase
ducts. and manufactures Of iron and steel and
lumber.
A treaty providing for the arbitration Of the
States as to the killing Of seals in the Behring
sea has been effected.
II, a. we suppose. the political relations Of Can
ada and the disposition Of the Canadian govern
me1s, are to remain unchanged a eomevhat radi-
cal revision OF our tra0e relations should, think
b made. Our re atoms must continue to be in
innate and they should b friendly. regret to
notably those as to the fisheries ON the Atlf n'ic
the sealing interests on the Pacific and the canal
tolls. your negotiations with Great Britain have
reasonable and unfrieDdly objections and protests
from Canada In the matter of the canal tolls.
our treaty rights were fiaerantly disreearded.
There il NO disposition ON the part Of the
people or government of the United Stafes to in
terfere in the smallest degree with the political re-
lations Of Canada. That question l. wholly
with her own people. 1t is time for N, however,
to consider whether, il the present state Of thInss
and trend OF things is to continue, our inter.
changes upon lines Of land transportation shonId
not Be PIT upon . different basis, and our ext re
Independence OF Canadian canals and Of The 81.
L2Wrence . m outlet to the - occurred b. the
eooS6uctlon Of IN American ce1al asuund the
f.lls OF Niagara and the opening Of ship commu-
nScaf1oo between the great lAkss md o. Of our
The morning call., 1892-11-13
THE rONTEREY'S GUNS.
The Date of the Trial Trip Is Not Far
AWAY.

The announcement made not long ago
that the United States Naval Department
had concluded TO place the cnast-defense
vessel Monterey in commission on the 1st
OF January, 1893, indicates the purpose of
the department not to wait for the compile
tion of the revolving turret plates, which
have been delayed on account Of the Home
stead strike, but TO proceed with her as she
now is
The Monterey can now proceed on her
trial trip, and preparations are being made
by the Union Iron Works TO turn her over
to the department..
For this purpose the great guns, which
will be placed in her fore and aft turrets.
are now being transferred from the trucks,
on which they were brought from Bethle-
hem, Pa, where they were built, TO the
carriages upon which they will rest In the
turrets when equipPed for action.
This operation is no slight affair. the
12-inch breech- loading rifles for the forward
turret weighing aboot sixty tons each, and
the 10-lnch rifles for the after turret over
forty-fve tons.
The great travelling crane at the works.
which is capable Of hosting 200 tons dead
weight, and which Is by far the largest in
the country, takes up the Cotton gun with
the ease of conscious power, and transfers
| il from its bed upon the truck to Its location
| in the turret of the Monterey without the
| slightest friction or accident
When the great guns are in place the
| Naval Department will be notified and the
| trial trip authorized.
| If the Monterey makes the speed (ffteen
knotsl contracted for and develops the re.
Quired horsepower. she will be accepted
| Professionally, and the contractors will then
| receive the 100000 due. less the cost OF
| placing the turret-plates when they arrive.
The morning call., 1892-11-13
THE YOUNG LADIES BLUsHED.
A Tale of an Elevator and a Horrid,
Awkward Ladder,


Awkward Ladder.
1t happened the other evening, at the
Golden West Hotel.
The hour was about S in the evening, and
the elevator was making its last descent
from the fifth floor before theater time.
Just as the machine was nearing the
ground floor, and about opposite the wire
screen above the door to the elevator-shaft,
it stopped, and 10 effort of the hotel propri-
etors could renew its further movement.
It's freight was precious, and among the
passengers were two very fair young ladies'
both decidedly Of the brunette type. There
they were, as efieetually imprisoned as if
behind prison-bars The elevator was about
an equal distance between the ground and
second hOor.
After the usual amount OF parley step
ladder was brought, the screen removed.
and the male passengers reached the floor.
The stepladder left a horrible space of
about two feet between il and the elevator
floor. Ii was not case of IAN elephant
crossing a bridge" but the more beautiful
picture of the ''gszelle crossing the noun
tain stream" which was 10 present itself.
The ladies were both decidedly plump
and not less than 16 The first. with care
fully folded drapery, made her descent to
step down as she would at an ordinary
stairway.
Result: except for the faithful arms of
mine host. she would have reached the floor
at an accelerated rate and fractured skull
would have resulted.
Lady number insisted on another lad
der and concluded to conceal her bushes
by descending with her back to the crowd.
They were not too old nor base for
bushes. and in their seats at the Stock well
the slight confusion OF the escapade gave
them additional charms during the entire
ayaninO
The morning call., 1892-11-13
SOME ROYAL FEET.
They Are Not Beautiful I'm Very Mapx
Cases, Though slender.
PhfadelnhIa Timea

Philadelphia Times.
Queen Vietorias shoe Is that OF n goutv
old lady. and. although roomy and comfort
able. is not pretty. while Empress Eugenfe-
once the leader of the feminine fashion of
the civilized world. has now dispensed with
those high heels which she was wont tn
affect in the days of her reiguat the TuJle-
ries.
The Queen Of Portugal, like her mother.
the Comtesse de Paris, has feet that in
point OF size and shape are in keeping with
their masculine ways and appearance. For
one would scarcely expect q WOMAN who
smokes such huge and such strong cigars as
the Comtesse de Paris to own dainty and
elegant foot.
Princess May of Teck's small foot is in
herlted from her handsome father, the Duke
OF Teck, man formerly renowned for his
good looks though not for his murals; for.
or two separate occasions, he eiored with
his daughters goveruess, and had to be mr.
sued and brought back by his wife's brother
the old Duke OF Cambridge, who was wont
TO declare with all the picturesque profanity
for which he is so famous that he experi.
enced more difficulty in keeping In order
his - - brother-in-law Frank than in
eommandng-in-chief the entire British
army.
The feet Of the Princess Of Wales. as wei,
as those OF her daughters and her sister
the CZarina of Russia, are narrow and iong
but lack the arched instep necessary to
endow them with elegance.
queen Marguerite of Italy, whose nat
hoooy Is that of collecting slippers and
snoes that have belonged To famous women
of the past ages. has, like all Italian women
large and somewhat graeeless foot, whieI
constitutes a acispleasing extremity to a beau-
nful head and body.
The morning call., 1892-11-13

did not attempt to gainsay it, but was about
TO lead the mare away and try again when
the lady said:
"But still ] don't like to be too critical.
and suppose with care he'll outgrow that.
I'm sorry about his thoroughpins, but you
can't expect everything in one animal. |
think III have you cut of his name and tail
and send him home"
The dealer stood aghast.
"Nhy. madamep he exclaimed, on recov-
mares value If you cut her tail off 20
"Oh, no; IT'S all the rage, everybody's
doing II. it makes the horses look so cute
you know. l must have il done"
''But it's cruel, II deprives them of their
protection against flies; il is dangerous,
sometimes II kills them; il is expensive: il
costs more TO keep them in condition, and
they require more care"
''Oh, no; / don't think it will, and IL
makes them look so cute, it's so stylish. i
must have il done"
'But everybody's having short-taled
horses now. and they'll 60 out of style soon,
then you'll have TO buy r new one. Better
wait and see II they're going to be worn
next season."
Now, really, there's something In that. /
think I'll wait You may send him home,
because | like him, but be sure you don't
tell papa he hasn'tany thoroughpins, for he
mightn't know the bog what you call il
makes that all right" and filling out a
check signed with her fathers well-knowu
name for the amount the dealer saw fit TO
charge, she fitted out with a face radiant
from sense of duty fulfilled
The morning call., 1892-11-13
THE NEW SUBURB.
The Baden Company to Start Opera
tionS Soon.

tions Soon.
The Inauguration ceremonies of the South
San Francisco Land ard Improvement
Company's establishment at Baden Will
take place on or about the 2lst inst, when a
grand demonstration. which is now being
arranged for by the officers Of the company
viii be carried out.
AS almost everybody knows, this COM
psny, which includes a fne selection of
Omaha, Chicago and local capitalists. has
purchased several thousand acres of land ct
Baden upon which they have made ex-
tensive Improvements designed for the
accom- modation Of the packing business in
particular aud subsequent deyelo pments in
general.
The tract embraces several miles OF water
front, and the company hopes and expects
10 make it the future manufacturing center
of the Pacific Coast.
Wharyes have been built and a canal of
ample dimensions has been dredged so that
every facility can be offered for the ioca.
ton OF great corporations.
The company believes that the foreign
demand for coast products will be greatly
stimulated by the cheapness, which will be
due to the reduced cost of manufacturing.
Miller x Lux. the most extensive stock
growers of the State, are heavily interested
in the project and are now transferring
their great plant from South San Francisco
to Baden.
As to the town Of Baden there are now at
least 800 permanent inhabitants exclusive
Of the crowd of temporary residents who
have been employed as laborers. Miles of
streets have been graded and water and
gas works have been erected. There is not
an unoceupied house in tie place aud every
cottage built is rented as soon as it is ready
for occupancy. When the works start up a
population Of upward OF 1000 is assured
n ia nf kn
projects Of the company, which has already
| constructed an Immense cold-storage ware
! house at the corner of Sixth and Townsend
| streets for the accommodation of its
| product. The Southern Pacific has also
| changed Its time so as 10 insure almos [
hourly communication with Baden, and a
great development Of the new suburb is
Anticipated.
The morning call., 1892-11-13
HALE & NoRCRoss BOND.
Objections of Fox to the Western COM
pany as a Surety.

Chief Deputy County Clerk f. w. Will
liamS was engaged all day yesterday I'D
hearing the matter of the justification OIL
the surety on the appeal bond in the case OF
NJ. W. Fox against the Hale & NOrcross
mine and others. So large was the number
Of lawyers engaged in the case that the pro-
ceedings were adjourned TO Judge Slack
court.
After Judge Hebbard decided the case In
favor of Fox for over million dollars tue
defendants took an appeal, sthe pond Oh
which was fixed by the Supreme Court at
So 200O.00 AS surety on the Donu the ue,
fcndant offered the Western Surety and
Guarantee Company. This surety was ob-
iected TO on tie part OF the plaintiff on the
ground that as the company has only a
capital stock OF 100000 it was not able to
qualify for so large sum.
The first witness examined was lnsqr-
ance Commissioner j. \. L. Wilson. lie
testified TO having issued the certificate to
the corporation 10 transact insurance Dusl-
ness. after having satisfied himself that the
law had been complied with. lie MADE no
personal examination as to the responsibli,,
iiy of the stock holders. but knew them all
to be large moneved men by representation.
He did not think there was any statutory
provision prob biting eorporatlon WIN
CAPITAL stock of $4,000 from taking ris6
The certificate Of Incorporation Of the
company, showing a capital stock oil SlOO,oo0,
was offered III evidence
The secretary of the company, +. 5.
Butler. testified that the 100000 capital
had all been paid up. the money having been
deposited in the California Bank.
Attorney Baggett for Fox stated that he
expected to show tina. the company incor-
p0rated expressly TO 90 on the bond.
Ramon Wilson, when sworn, stated that
he had subscribed for 5000 shares of the
stock and paid $40 a share for 1t. tie de-
MED that the money had been given to him
by any of the defendants.
C. b. Lane, mining superintendent tes-
titled that he had paid $4,000 for his stock
in the company and said he was worth
about 81, ,O00O00.
Clerk Williams adjourned the hearing
until next Wednesday at o'clock. when he
will pass upon the bond and report the tes-
tmony To Judge Slack, who will have the
final decision in the matter.