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The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1892-01-06
THUNDER STORMS AFFECTING MILK.

1t is a very old belief of our farmers,
and at one time quite general, that dur
ing thunder storm sweet milk was
likely to turn sour very rapidly, and that
this change was due to the thunder or
some unexplained electrical force. There
is, however, just this much truth in the
idea or belief, and no more. During the
season OF thunder storms the weather is
usually warm, and as is well known high
temperature very soon develops acidity
in milk and hastens the separation of the
cheesy matter from the whey. That
either thunder or lightning has any di-
rect effect in souring milk is no longer
believed by our practical dairymen, for
if it was a fact that thunder storms had
any such effect they would work most
disastrous results to the milk supply Of
our great cities, as we'll as to the butter
factories and creameries all over the
country. If you will store your milk in
a cool room and see that the temperature
does not rise during thunder storm, we
are inclined to think your belief in its
direful effect will fade away before the
end of the first mmer.-Ne0 York
Sun.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1892-01-06
AN uNsEEMLY sIruAr1nN.

"To rob poor man of his beern is evil.
IDENTIFY regarded in England as no less a
wrong than in days gone by. A Kentish
Vicar has been called upon to solve serious
difficulty. He had peal of bells placed in
the tower OF the church. The only entrance
TO the belfry is from inside the building.
Now, the ringers want beer, and the Vicar
does not think cans of beer should be carried
through the church, so he has applied to the
Bishop for leave to knock a hole in the wall
of the tower, through which the beer can be
introduced from the outside, and drawn up
to the ringers by ropes. In recording the
dilemma London journal ask: "Would it
not have been more seemly to dispense with
the beerY Yes, decidedly, we should say,
and even with the bells.-NeiV York Oh
SerUer.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1892-01-06
Dcnfhn.n Onn,th hn Cured

By local applications as they cannot reach the
diseased portion of the ear. There is only one
way TO cure deafness, and that is by constitu-
tional remedies. Deafness Is caused by an in
named condition Of the mucous lining of the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets in
famed you have q rumbling sound or imper-
feet hearing, and when Il Is entirely closed,
deafness he result, and unless the infam-
nation H' taken out and this tube re-
stored C. NAL condition, hearing will be
destroye. err nine cases out OF ten are
caused by rh, which is nothing but an in
famed conulylon of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of deafness icaused by catarrh) that we
cannot cure by taking Halls Catarrh Cure.
Send for circulars, free.
f. J. CHENEY g. Co.. Toledo. o.
Sold by Druggists, Zoe.
SAN FRANcisco's cable system is greater by
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1892-01-06
THE FARM AND GARDEN.
AN rrrM OH cApnAer crrrunr.

AN ITEM ON CABBAGE CULTURE.
A French gardener tells that he had
two fields OF cabbage that were covered
with caterpillars. He sprinkled over
them some mineral superphosphites and
few days afterwards all the caterpillars
were found to be destroyed upon the
leaves which they were eating. He has
not had the same result with the means
ordinarily used.-New York World.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1892-01-06
ETFEor OF WATER UPON HoRsEa

A horse can live twenty-five days with
out solid food, merely drinking water;
seventeen days without either eating or
drinking; and only five days when eat
ing solid food without drinking.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1892-01-06

Emperor Wilhelm's latest project is
for grand cathedral in Berlin to cost
50, 100000. 1t is to be for the State
religion. He is also bent on establish.
ing an "'imperial cooking school"
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1892-01-06

The annual amount of sawed lumber
of this country, if put upon train of
cars, would constitute train $4,000
miles long.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1892-01-06

Washington was a colonel in the army
at twenty-five, commander of the forces
at forty-two, President at tifty-seven.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1892-01-06

A remedy that will cure Group In q few mo-
ments, prevents pneumonia and dtphtheria
Ike DR. Hoxsie's Certain Group Cure. NO
opium. Sold by druggists or mailed for 6O cts.
Address a. r. Hoxsie, Buffalo, N. y
FITS stopped free by DIR. KLINE's GREAT
NERVE REsToREH. No fits after first days use.
Marvellous cures. Treatise and S2 trial bottle
free. DIR. Kline, 93l Arch ST., Phila., Pa.
lfafilioted with sore eyes use DR.. Isaac Thomp-
SON sEye-water. Druggists sell at 25c. per bottle.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1892-01-06

SAN FRANoIsCo's cable system Is greater by
atty miles than that OF any other city.
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The Lamar register., 1892-10-01
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The Lamar register., 1892-10-01
xo1IcE FoR rUBLI0A'', ,

LAND o''' August ~ ~
10ux1CE u hcrrby given thsi; ,;ce q .,
Z nAne<l settler hns tilcd NIT o. x
Han 70 mako final proof In supi,sbe ~
and that said proof will DC Colcfs
Register and Receiver at Lsiin"'
October 11th, 1SE2, viz: No. ~
SARAH WILSON. II. i-.et ion u''
For the northwest quarter oil
ship Is Of range - west, ;,nesss~ Y
She names tho following VII md cri'
her continuous residence upon
of said land. viz; rincols.i
Jerome blackwell. Laura ada
Rriman. Cadet ID. Filuef, o. IL EogD, IN
sep S-oct 9 N.p'
The Lamar register., 1892-10-01
NOTICE FoR rUBLicATl''
L,sD oTTlor tILss'ss .,., : u

LtSD OFEtCE Al LAEt ~. 4
NOTICE l. hcrchy eiyet iAai Z n
~ named settler has rlr'i 49, = =
ton q. aiska anal pros'f in fus'l ~
rad commute the tsile VI, -
and that sHit iirspof viii -
Register o. Recover AZ LANAI
October sth. l<ts. T. Ns
AInEaT hsafESrnAt. 4 - q
For the northwest quartz "t
ship = south. range ~ si'-7t. ,-,,..<e 81
tie names the felioNtnE "A =
his eontipnous euliiFAii'A
viz. ul,3
Peter Fischer, Charles
5. Rsmoeathai, e. y. Jo''es'
Colorado
Also al same time and gisss', q,
Peter Fischer, /. 4. T. No - -.,,,.n =
east quarter Of .sycfion D.
continuous GUILTY. Ion of ssll - - 4
: sidney .flsnr- oLn ,;sssli.s s'sl, :. -
OF Lamar. Colo. s-sr5 FoEr. ~
Sep s-ccf 9 ~
The Lamar register., 1892-10-01
DELINQUENT TAX LIST.
rhrAsunrn's orr1or, Cousrr OF pnowrns,

Public notice hereby that WILL according offer
public the office of Coqty
and State of Colorado the 9th 1892
ceedng the hour of 10 O'Clock
following county
which the year 1891 paid
said interest and penalties
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-01-15

A young bachelor. who was beset
by a sewing. machine agent, told the
latter that his machine would not an .
swer the purpose.
Why said the agent with voIuble
praise. IL is the best on the market in
every respect.
That may be. replied the supposed
customer but the sewing machine l
am looking for must have flaxen hair
and blue eyes.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-01-15

You want place in my store, you
sayP
Yes, sir.
Ever worked in a store beforep
Yes, cir.
Let me try you. Suppose lady
should come in with piece OF cloth +,
aud want to get number OF yards 10
match It, what would you doP
I'd send her to the next counter.
guese you've had experience.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-01-15

a small Scotch boy was summoned
10 give evidence against bic father ,
who was accused Of making a dIsIur-
bance In The streets. Said The baltic
TO him Come, my wee mon, speak
the truth and LET ns know oil ye ken
about this affair Wsel, sir, said the
lad, dye keen Inverness street, I
do, lsddie, replied his worship.
Weel We gang along II and turn in.
70 the square and across the square
- Yes, yes, said the baltic, en-.
couragingly. An when you gang
across the square ys turn 10 the right
and up into High street and keep on
up high street till ye come 70 q
pump. Quite right, my lad proceed,
SAID HE worship. ] know The old
pump well Weel, said the boy,with
the most infsntile simplicity, ye may
gang and pump it, yen no pump
roe.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-01-15

How IT Was Have you any chill.
dren, Jones?
Oh, yes. You know Robinsonf
Which onep Jonathanf
Yes.
Well, We have ffty-one between
us.
Wbatl
Yes.
How sop
We'll, be lives on one aide OF the
Orphan Asylum and l on the other.
Obi
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-01-15

The LAST DIvfsIoN.-Teacher (;
II your mother should wish TO give
each one an equal amount Of meat,
and there should be eight in The fam.
lily, how many pieces should be cut7
Class-Eight.
Tsacher-Correct. Now, each piece
would be oDe-eightb Of the whole =,
remember that.
Class--Yes'm.
Teacher--Suppose each piece we're
cut again, What would resull2
Smart Boy-Sixteenths.
Tescher-Correct. And If cut
sgaioS
Boy--Thirtyss seconds.
Tescher--CoIrect. Now suppose
we should cut each Of tho thirty.tHo
pieces again, what would resulIH
Little girl-Hash.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-01-15

They're such loving couple,
there's only one thing that could
make them quarrel.
What's that?
Overturn the carriags they may be
in. They'll fall out then, will lhoy
notf
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-01-15

The BEsr Observation-Disclosures
Are you getting along nicely at school
now, johnny
Jobnny-Yes, indeed, mamma. !
have the best position in my class.
Mamma-YesP What is that7
Johnny-Nsar the stovei
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-01-15

Some one wrote TO Horace Greedy
inquiring II gnano was good to put
ON potatoes. He said it might be
for those whose tastes bad become
vitiated with tobacco aud rum, but
he preferred gravy end butter.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-01-15
Consumption sur.lx c,r.e,.

10 TIVE EprroR:-Plcase inform your r..A~-
tnat have positive remedy for the above-namod
osease. BY its timely use thousands Of hopeless
cases have been permanently cured shall be aisd
70 Sand two bottles Of my remedy FREE 10 any OF
send me their Express and p. o. address Rssp.rA.
tuny' 7. AsLooUh. n. O.. lsi Pearl g., x. Z.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-01-15

SO your papa hss gone fishing. has
hep said the minister to Johnny Cum
90. What kind Of tackle does he asep
Hook and lynn, replied the intel.
ligent boy.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-01-15

I've noticed queer thing about
whittier an ! Holmes; said Mswson.
Holmes Il wittier than Whittier and
W hitter 10 homeiier than Holmes.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-01-15

wilIie--Is your nose made of cork.
Mr.. CLARKE
Clark-Certainly not. Whyf
Wiilie-Noihipg, only sister said
it looked az though yon kept It in q
bottle most Of The time.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-01-15
WIT AMI, HIUnoss.

Pssson Look on the sunny eide
of life,
Lady-Ny life has no sonny side
My children sre al dsugbters.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-01-15
ves sions of the (,ourte

Ses sions Of the Courts
Oircslt court. l2sh judicial oircult, Hes.
James D. Armstrong, prssiding-Tan rs -.
giu 40 folio ssf
Grant County Fourth Tuesday, IN Mach,
srst Tuesday II Juno and third Tuesday "
October.
Eanpshirs Csuaty-First Tuesday In tsh.
ruary. second Tuesday In May aAd thisl
Tuesday In September.
hardy COUNTY Second Tuesday In March
i,st Tuesday In May and 6rst tuesday II
October.
Mineral ooanty--seoond Tuesday In ian.
.ary, fourth Tuesday In April and Arst Tuss
lay Ia september.
Pcndleton County---Second Wednesday In
April, Wednesday after second Tuesday In
'uae, and erst Wednesday in November.
County, Court OF Hampshire tCour ty-
John s. Pancake President-R D ,P.Scl
aud VIM n. Pepper. Commissioners. O s
white Clerk. The regular sessions are held
BEGINNING: on the FIRST Tuesday In Januar
and April. the last Tuesday In July, and To,
fourth Tuesday in October.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-01-15

0yesy Cured ~ osensnAsGsglag 10
makaes' 6o1aea opee1nes
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South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-01-15

FITTED TO BECOME A LAWYER
And so you really think, Bobby, OF
becoming lawyer. when you grow
upp
Bcbby-Yes cir; my Uncle James
thinks I ought TO be lawyer.
Does he indeedp AMI why docs
your Uncle james think so2-be-
cause you are bright and emsrl?
Bobby-No, sir (; because 1 ask so
many foolish questions.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-01-15

A party on q luntirg excursion
went up to the house OF farme. To
get some milk. and experienced con.
siderable difficulty in getting the gate
open. One OF The party said to the
sturdy old granger-We hal good
deal OF trouble getting the gate open.
Yes, responded the granger, dry
ly, fixed I, up so keep bogs out.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-01-15

Little Jack has just returned from
a weeks visit to Aunt Jess's farm
up the Hudson. lie saw q great
many things there different from any
he ever did at home, among others
aunty churn butter. He was great
ly interested by the dasher's jumping
up and down in the churn and the
first evening OF his return 10 the
city stopped, after the first bite into
his bresd and butter. TO remark :
You just ought TO zee how auuty
makes butter with barrel and o
bToomstick.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-28
On Her Face.

A negro woman OccaSiOned considerable
amusement on Lakeview car Yesterday
afternoon. When the conductor came
around TO collect fares she suddenly dis
covered that she had forgotten to bring
her pocket book with her and commenced
to try to stand the conductor off. He told
her that the game was getting old and
unless she paid he would put her off and
Suitting the word with action pulled the
to shuttle out a charitably inclined old
gentleman paid her fare. She rode out
- the ]. & 6. n. depot where she got out.
AS she did so she showed a well flleI
pocket book in the conductors face. saw
ing: You thought you had me. didn't
you?' She had been playing this game
Tor a long time, but IL is now out Of dates
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-28
Tomorrow Night.

In the "Waifs of New York" the
author aims in his play at twospecial
effects: First, truth to life and char
acter, though the scenes are not laid
in places freQuented by the average
gentle public; secondly, a series of
lessons by exposing the fraud and de-
ceptiOn which bring deep and keen
misery upon hundreds of in
nOcenT and tempted ones who
come TO the large cities for
some means of livelihood. The drama
is, in fact, realistic panorama of New
York City from the Battery to Central
Park. Beginning with the moonlight
view of Trinity church, and a mag
nificent view OF Castle Garden, the
scene changes to Harlem river bridge
at night, where q startling railroad
effect Is produced. In the Bowery
concert scene popular spccialties are
introduced. The TOmbs police court
is shown with court in session, and
the play closes with a great confia-
grafton scene at Five Points, in which
will be Introduced real Silly fire
engine drawn by two beautiful trained
horses. At the Grand opera house.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-28
That Book Retention.

The long and eagerly looked for book
reception promised by the Philomathian
Literary Society was given at Mission
Garden hall last night.
1t was success from beginning to end.
Fully one hundred and fifty finely bound
volumes were contributed. In payment
for these they furnished an excellent
literary and musical programme.
- The debate, Resolved that money is
more advantageous than education. was
decided in favor of the affirmative. Mr..
Nanny Cohen was cOmpimented by the
judges for his fine argument in behalf of
education. One thing greatly in Mr.
Cohen'S favor was in delivering his ar.
gu ment he used no manuscript.
The San Antonio Mandolin and
Guitar Quartette proved great f&vorites
with the audience and were heartily en-
cored for their beautiful music.
Miss Edith HochStadter'S instrumental
solo was one of the most enjoyable fea :
lures of the entertainment.
The Rose COlored Note" was well
portrayed by Miss Moritz and Messrs.
Stern and Levinson. All the participants
did their parts exceedingly well.
But the growing feature of the nights
entertainment was he dance. They com
menced dancing at - O'Clock and without
intermisSiOn they kept the music busy
until 2 O'Clock a. m.