The Worthington advance. [volume] (Worthington, Minn.) 1874-1908, 1892-01-28
NATURES MEDICINES.

The Advantages of Exercise and Tom.
peranco.
The human stomach is surely mar
velous continuance, or it could never as
simulate the incongruous mess that is
put into it at a luxurious, modern din
ner: Soup, fish, flesh. oil, vinegar,
wines, pastry, ices, confectionery, fruits
and numberless minor ingredients of
conflicting chemical qualities are
among the materials Thrown in."
Truly, man is "fearfully and wonder
fully made" No o.her creature could
exist on such diet 1t would kill 60
rilla in month. It does kill, though
more slowly, thousands of that high
commonly called gentlemen. Univer-
sal temperance in eating and drinking
would quadrup1e the general health
and add years to the average life of the
race.
Exercise is as essential to health
as temperance. In fact, intem-
perate eaters and drinkers sometimes
stave of disease for many years by
using their muscles manfully. As q
rule, however, your commanders and
guzzlers are indolent There is story
in the ARABIAN Nights of physician
who cured sultan OF plethora by intro
ducin;, certain indictments into a
mallet, with which the patient ham.
mered every day until he fell into a pro-
fuse perspiration, when the virtues Of
the panacea in the mallet passed
through the fbers Of ths wood into his
pores. This is merely an allegorical
way of enforcing the great lesson that
bodily exercise is beneficial to health
that exercise is excellent physic. Every
body who knows anything about tho
mechanism of the human frame sees,
Of course, that it was made to work,
and we may add that if it does not full
fill the conditions of its structure it is
sure to corrode and drop to pieces pre-
maturely.
Exercise and temperance are natures
medicines and they have this great ad-
vantage over all others. that while they
promote health and long life they SCI
cure for all who put trust in them tho
means of independence Y. Ledger.
The ore<n-Eysa monster.
Two servant girls, who are out of
employment, meet in the park and ex-
change experiences.
First Servant-I had to leave because
the lady of the house became jealous
Of the attentions paid me by her hus-
band.
Second Servant-That wasn't the case
where was employed I had to leave
because the TELLER to whom was en-
gagged was jealous of the attentions l
showed tho husband of the lady of the
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