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Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1892-03-10
What Bacteria Are.

Bacteria are simply microscopic plants,
the smallest form of vegetable life. In
some instances they arc so small that it
would be necessary to place $1,000 of
them end to end in order to make a row
un inch in length They arc of widely
different forms some round, some oval,
some flat or rod shaped, while still
another clasI are the exact counterparts
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1892-03-10
A GOOD REASON,


"Did you hear of that case on Man
haitian avenue?" said Mr.. Uptown to Mr..
Murray Hill, as they met on a Third
avenue elevated train.
"No; what about it?" inquired Murray
Hill.
"Why," said Uptown, "a man lay
there in the house nine days before
the family would bury him. Had the
funeral yesterday"
"By gracious" said Hill, "that's an
outrage! Why didn't they bury him
before-superstition?
"No; not exactly that" and Uptown,
drawing Hills ear down and towards his
mouth, said: That wasn't it. He was
not dead. ."-[rexas Siftings.
FIXING THE RESPONSIBILITY.
"I'm no fool"
"The man who told you that was
one."
A BLUE LOOKOUT FOR HIM.
"Jones has got into the social swim at
last, see"
"Then he is goner.
"Why so?"
'Bocause he told me the other day
that he never had been able to keep his
head above water since he got married"
II New York Press.
HE'D FORGOTTEN THAT.
"This coat is too tight across the
chest"
"Well, it won't be long. You are
cigarette smoker, you know"
TO HIM THAT WAITS.
"All things come to him who waits"
'Tis true as sages say
I'm waiting for million, and
There cume dun to-day.
= New York World.
A SALE SECURED.
Friend-What is your idea in calling
your new book "A Secret?"
Author expect the women to buy it
and give it away.
TO MAKE A WOMAN
Mrs. Smythe--I never could under
stand why it takes ten tailors to make u
man.
Smythe (unwarily)-Why?
Mrs. Smythe use | should feel
made with just one dressmaker.
SOCIETY INCIDENT IN ARIZONA.
Miss Lariat--Mr. Dyle, let me intro
duce my brother, Mr.. Lariat.
Mr.. Dyle proprietor of leading faro
banking institution)-I am glad to see
you, sir.
Mr.. Lariat-I think | have met you
before, Mr.. Dyle.
MIR. Dyle (magnanimously pulling out
handful of COIN -Er-how much?-
Chicago Tribune.
THE sTUMPERs.
"Why do you think all politicians
would make good dentists?"
They are experts when it comes to
taking the stump"
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1892-03-10

brought 10 her as the result of her judg
ment and her knowledge of horsehesh
She is daring and accomplished ridei
and can be seen almost any day, fair o,
otherwise, riding rapidly over the plains,
followed by several favorite greybounds.
Chicago Post.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1892-03-10

THE members of jury in Iowa have
recently confessed that their verdict Of
guilty against man charged with bur-
glary was decided by drawing lots. They
had become so confused by mass of ex-
pert testimtny that they had no other re-
course.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1892-03-10
THE JOKER'S BUDGET.
JESTS AND YARNS BY FUNNY MEN
OF THE PRESS.

A Prudent Society Mother Nothing
Will be LOst-0ne View of It
Advantage of the Seasons-A Good
Plan-Etc., Etc.
PRUDENT MOTHER.
Daughter-Ma, Mr.. Blank proposed
to me last night.
Mother you accept him, daugh-
ter?
"Yes, mamma.
"Has he any money, daughter?"
"Only 81, 300 II year.
"Well, daughter, handle him careful
ly till summer. Possibly you can pick
up something hetter during the spring
-lTexas Siftings.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1892-03-10
NOTHING WILL BE LOST.

Young Man Whose mother severely
objects to the girl of his choice)-Mother,
you say how much will lose by marry
ing a girl so far below me in social
standing us Clara; but thon just think
of how much she will gain, and it will all
be in the family Bazaar.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1892-03-10
THE BULL BY THE HORNS.

She (at three u. M, trembling)-Oh, 4,
George, I'm afraid papa is going to come
down!
He (eagerly)-Darling, hurry and meet
him, and have him do something handsome
while heis about it New York Herald.
FEMININE AMENITIES.
Mrs. Gusher Really Mrs. Floyd Rob-
lnson, what lovely jewelry you have
Mrs. Floyd Robnson-Yes, my hus-
band always gives me some little token
on my birthday.
Mrs. Gusher-And you have so much
Of it too.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1892-03-10

"Why do you think all politicians
would make good dentists?"
They are experts when it comes to
taking the stump"
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1892-03-10

Jake-You are tho shore, darling;
am the ship that hugs you.
Old Bellows ws-(entering)-Yes, am
the breaker.
And Jake passed into the darkness
with an inclination to stand up.
, 1892-07-01
EXERCISES.

Morning Salute, "A guns IN. Procession of Horri
bles, The grand procession will form under the direc
ton of the Grand Marshal 10 am, and, led by the
Capital City band will march through the principal streets
the Capitol grounds where the usual exercises will be held
after which fashioned cambake with delicious cond
ments, will be provided
The afternoon sports will be held the public square
and other appropriate places to be selected by the
mttee, and will consist of all the Caedonan sports foot
bicycle races sack races standing and running jump
and the high leap. Grand double hose contest
The above will be free to all and liberal prizes
will be given to the winners
feature of the day will be the Inauguration of the
electric railway system of Olympia.
The usual reduction fare will be given by all the
transportation companies.
, 1892-07-01
WANT A CONGRESSMAN.

Southwestern Washington wants con-
gresham. A writer in the Aberdeen Bull
Ietin has this to say:
Paste in your hats for reference at the
next republican convention, to be held
August 10th, next: Southwestern Wash
lngton-a congressman and an appropria-
lon lion Tor Cheha1s river and Gray's harbor.'
The view of a congressman from Pierce
county would be obstructed by the public
buildings for Tacoma and the necessity for
knocking out the Lake Washington canal
A congressman from Thurston county
would be nothing but a politician. Ask
nothing for Chehalis county, but make a
night for congressional nominee from
Lewis or some other southwestern county,
With liberal appropriation for the Grav's
harbor bar, the race for commercial
supremacy will not be long for Chehalis
county,
, 1892-07-01

A MEMPHIS newspaper advocates the
mutilation of children in order to prevent
the reproduction of the racel 1t seeks to
lnhame the brutal mob to the point of
mutilating every male relation, old and
young of every colored man against whom
any white woman may see fit to bring a
charge of improper conduct or even dis
respectful word This was the old punish
ment in South Carolina for a third attempt
on the part of a slave to escape from
bondage. Such things seem incredible, but
II the Northern editors who see no danger
In the future would occasionally glance
over their exchanges. they might not be
willing to testify so freely to their own
stupidity as they have recently done.
, 1892-07-01

WE ARE to have an extra holiday this
year. The resolution which will pass con-
gress before it adjourns authorizes the
president to proclaim a general holiday for
October 21st, 1892, to commemorate the
four hundredth anniversary of the dis
covery Of America. That will give us a
holiday for each remaining month of the
year, except Augustine Fourth of July
for this month, Labor day for September,
the special holiday for October, Thanks
giving day for November and Christmas
for December. March, April, June and
August are the only remaining months
without fixed holiday. July and August
are sixty-twO days holiday for the school
children.
, 1892-07-01
NO BOSSIsM.

What brought about a so-called peoples
party more than anything else, was the
bossism which unfortunately became ram
pant at times in both the republican and
democratic parties. Intelligent people re-
fuse to be showed aside by would-be bosses.
Men who go around proclaiming them
selves lifelong democrats or republicans,
as the case may be, and who demand that
their man" must be nominated or ap-
pointed or they will "klck," or who foist
bad nominations on the people are laughed
at nowadays. With the Australian svs-
tenn Of voting there is no room for bosses.
and when one shows his head the voters
are apt to sit down hard on him and ''his
man." All parties make mistakes.
VI the four parties, the republican.
democratic, peoples and prohibition, the
first named represents the best interests of
the country. Governor Mckinley uttered
the truth when he said that all the princi.
pies promulgated by the republican party
In its first platform were engrafted in the
statutes of the country. That party has
been the lawgiver of the union and there i,
no country so prosperous under the sun
today All the ills that the peoples party
complain of can be remedied by the repub-
hcan party in time; that party takes no
backward steps; but if the peoples party
aids the democrats by bringing them into
power it will only delay needed reforms.
Bossism in the republican party in this
state is about stamped out. 1t has had its
day and rings that were fixing up an at.
tempt to run things this fall have been
well warned that the attempt will prove
futile. Washington is republican state
by more than five thousand majority and
we believe that the state will give an old
time majority, if the best representative
men are selected for the state ticket, with
out the connivance of trading bosses.
, 1892-07-01

The DAILY TRIBUNE will be found on
sale every evening at the following named
places:
). BENSON STARR, the Chilberg block, on
Main street.
Z. b. LEIGHTON, lib Fourth street.
CITY BAKERY, III Fourth street.
OLYMPIA HOTEL.
, 1892-07-01

A FREE ballot lis not enough today; it
must be cast by a free man. Free speech,
free public discussion, free party organiza-
ton, these are things which alone make a
ballot Of value. The reign of the mob in
the south must cease; the reign of law
must be established. As colored man
aptly writes "What is the sense in pro-
tecting the citizen on the day he votes and
leaving the devil of lawless violence to
have its own way with him the other three
hundred and sixty-four days in the year P''
, 1892-07-01

PRESIDENT Harrison has appointed a
boss in Portland-Jim Lotan-to the Office
Of collector of customs. He was recon-
mended and urged for the Office by the two
senators from Oregon. Elect the senators
by the people and bossism will bedowned,
or else the people will down the senator
who stands by it. The president made a
D,iSfaba
, 1892-07-01

THERE is such howl going up all over
the state against Seattle asking $500, 900 for
a canal and only $4,000 asked for all the
other rivers and harbors combined, that
the two senators in Washington City are
hedging" Both have done double the
amount of work and talk for the canal
than for all the other proposed river and
harbor improvements.
, 1892-07-01

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sonage. My acquaintance with
your remedy, Boschee's German
Syrup, was made about fourteen
years ago, when I contracted Cold
which resulted in a Hoarseness and
a Cough which disabled me from
filling my pulpit for number of
Sabbaths. After trying a Physician,
without obtaining re1ief-I cannot
say now what remedy he prescribed
Il saw the advertisement of your
remedy and obtained bottle. /
received such quick and permanent
help from it that whenever we have
had Throat or Bronchial troubles
since in our family, Boschee's Ger
man Syrup has been our favorite
remedy and always with favorable
results. have never hesitated to
report my experience of its use to
others when I have found them
troubled in like manner. REV.
w. H. HAGGARTY,
of the Newark, New A Safe
Jersey, ME. Confer
ence, April IS, go. Remedy.
C. C. GREEN, Sole Man'fr, ,WOOdbury,NJ.
, 1892-07-01

AN EXCHANGE says: An Iowa man has
written to the White House to say that he
has heard there was a vacant place in the
state department, and that if the work is
not too hard and the salary is right he will
take it and endeaVor confidently to give
satisfaction.
Is the exchange sure it was an Iowa
man2 1t might have been one of the two
or three thousand candidates for governor
in this state
, 1892-07-01

NOTICE TO CoRREsPoNDENTs.- Core
spondents Of The TRIBUNE will please bear
IN mind that no communications will be
published excepting over the authors real
name. Brief letters upon current topics
viii always receive attention, and, if found
available, will be used with the conditions
above named.
, 1892-07-01

"PUCK" isa mugwump and democratic
sheet. The New York Morning Advsr-
tiser says: 'Its ibels upon republican
statesmen are as Aagitious as is its gross
caricatures upon Catholics, Jews, Irish
men and negroes"
, 1892-07-01

woman's ailments are cured by it. It's le-
gitimate medicine-not a beverage; an in
vigorating, restorative tonic and soothing
and strengthening nervine, free from alcohol
and injurious drugs. 1t imparts tone and
Vigor to the whole system.
For all functional irregularities, periodical
pains, organic displacements and uterine
diseases, it's a positive remedy.
And guaranteed one. If it doesn't give
satisfaction, in every case, the money paid
for it is refunded No other medicine for
women is sold on these terms
That's because nothing else is 4" just as
good"
Perhaps the dealer will offer something
that's "better.n
He means that it's better for him.
, 1892-07-01
"A Rnnk on WnshInrtnn.

Barton's Hand Book of Washington for
1912, 1872 pages, is the most useful book
in the state for politicians, office holders,
nominees and others. 1t contains the
state constitution, useful statistics, names
of all federal, state and county officers and
a mass of information not easily obtaina-
BILE. Send 81 to G. M. Barton, Olympia,
WASH, and the book will be sent post paid.
Copies of the edition of 1889-9O, 5Oeents. =
, 1892-07-01

THE DAILY AND WEEKLY TRIB.
UNE guarantees its circulation is more
than the combined circulation of all
other newspapers in ThurstOn County.
, 1892-07-01

SAYS Jos. G. Shuts in the New York
Morning Advertiser: "It is not Tammany
alone that protests against the nomina-
ton of Grover Cleveland, but the rank and
, 1892-07-01
GOOdandCheaD,

Why not use flour made at home when
it is as good and cheaper than that shipped
in. Try the new Davis Best. Every sack
warranted and only S1.35. d&w
, 1892-07-01
Only s1.35 a sack

Every sack of the new Davis Best flour
warranted to be as good as any in the
market, and only $1.35 a sack or $525 a
barrel. Try it. d&W
, 1892-07-01

The finest assortment of tennis shirts in
Olympia can be seen at Joseph Cheim's.
60 and get one for 81. 80 at 321 Main street.
, 1892-07-01

Fire Works.
All kinds of fire works at Hong Hal 8
Co., No. 115 Fifth street. j27-6t
, 1892-07-01
FREE TO TIE AFFLICTED

All who are suffering from the effects of
Youthful Errors, Loss of Manhood, Fail
ing Powers, Gonorrhoea, elect, Structure.
Syphilis, and the many troubles which are
the effects of these terrible disorders will
receive, FREE OF CHARGE, full directions
how to treat and cure themselves at home
by writing to the CALIFoRNIA MEDICAL
AND SURGICAL INFIRMARY, 1O291< Market
Street, San Francisco, California. febS-tf
, 1892-07-01

SENATOR ALLEN is charged with defeat
ing the project of establishing the United
States courts at the capital of the state
Olympia, and sending them to the cities OF
Seattle, Tacoma, Spokane and Walla
Walla alternately. This was about the
time the state was admitted. The charge
iscorrect. But for his persuasive eloquence
in the city of Washington against the estab-
lishment of these courts in Olympia, this
city today would probably have United
States public building, and the United
States courts would be in session here.
They are generally held in the capitals of
the states. That is the kind of a friend to
Olympia Senator Allen is.
, 1892-07-01

fleof vast majority of the honest masses
of the democracy of the great state of New
York. How can man of honor and
principle support man that lent himself
to lot of ex-office holders, sore-heads and
political rebels2 An open enemy can be
admired; mugwump, whois neither flesh
nor fish, a hypocrite. deserves only our
utmost contempt. Chicago in its man
worship, nominated Cleveland against the
will of the people of the great state of New
York, but it will only result as the general
elections Of 1S4s, go ~ and '88. With
Cleveland, defeat is certain, with good
nomination victory was equally certain"
, 1892-07-01

A 1UOntdn "rltn-
dol0n,' overwork-
ed, weak, nervous
and debihtated
that's a woman
that DR.. Pierce's
Favorite Pre-
scription is made
for. It gives
her health and
strength. All
wonan's weak
nesses and all
, 1892-07-01
KWONG HONG YICK
Washing and 1Ironing

Fifth and Columbia Streets Special rates to
families families and hotels. Laundry called for and de
, 1892-07-01
for Infants and Children.

"Cast 7eisissow owell adapted to children that
Irecommend itas superior to any prescription
known to me-" H. A. ARCHER, M. D.,
Ill So. Oxford St., Brooklyn, N. Y.
, 1892-07-01
Offieersof the Day and Program

GOVERNOR E. P. FERRY.
Hon. M. ]. GORDON.
.ence, MAJ. c. M. BARTON.
JUDGE FRANCIS HENRY.
P. D. Moore.
Captain E. McReynolds
, 1892-07-01

President of the Day
Orator of the Day
Reader of Declaration of Indepe
Poet of the Day
Chaplain
Grand Marshal
, 1892-07-01

Castoria cures Collie, Constipation,
Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea, Eructation,
Kills Worms, gives sleep, and promotes dt
gestion,
Without injurious medication.
, 1892-07-01

others when l have found them
troubled in like manner" REV.
w. H. HAGGARTY,
, of the Newark, New A Safe
Jersey, ME-. Confer
ence, April rs, 90. Remedy.
C. G. GREEN, Sole Man'fr, WOOdbury,NJ.
PROFESSIONAL.
w J. MILRoY,
) ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Room No l, Chilberg Block.
Main street, Olympia.
A P. FITCH
ATTOR- Ely AT LAW.
Rooms and 8, Turner Block.
OLYMPIA, WASH.
T.v. EDDY, Nj. GORDON.
EDDY, GORDON & AGNEw
ATTORNEYS AT LAW
OLYMPIA, WASHINGTON.
MILO ROOT, JOHN MITCHELL
poor & MITCHELL
ATTORNEYS AT LAW
Office rooms and 3, Odd Fellows Temple,
OLYMPIA, WAsH.j
pHIL SKILLMAN
LAWYER.
: Room Is, Woodruff Block.
HOMER G. ATwEL1
ATTORNEY AT Law.
Turner Block, corner Main and Fourth st.
OLYMPIA, WASH.
C. H. AVER
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Rooms 5, 6 and T. Hor Block.
Olympia, Wash.
7 G. RATHBUN
ATTORNEY AT LAW
JUSTICE OF THE PEACE.
100 Fourth st.
ERANCIs HENRY
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
r Proprietor of Thurston county. sbstraet,
< the Oldest in the state.
), OLYMPIA WASH.
w T. CAvANAUGH
!, ATTORNEY AT LAW.
: Filings, contests and business before the
U. s. General and Local Land Of
fees a speciality. Patrnts,
, secured.
! Room 5, Reeds Block, Olympia.
@. y.LINN
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
e Williams Block
OLYMPIA WASH
DENTISTS.
ID q. CARLYON, D. D. s., dental rooms cor
D 4 ner Main and Fifth, opposite Odd Fellows
A s: OLIVER, surgeon dentist. Teeth ex-
rs tracted without pain. Gold plates, crown
corner corner Main and Sixth streets Olympia
Wash.
PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS.
D KINCAID, MD
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
n.
, 1892-07-01
PROFESSIONAL.

c. c. GREEN, Sole Man'fr, ,w00dbury,N ,NJ
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-08-17
FIFTEENTH YEAR,

Mrs. A. r. Gregory, of San Antonio
Texas, will open the 18th year or
Boarding and Day School for young
dies and girls, Wednesday, Sept. 2lSt. Sh
has erected a new school building at
Laurel Heights, situation which com
bjneS the advantages Of town and coun-
try. 1t is directly upon the street car
line and thus within easy access of
church, lectures, &c, in the winter-al-
though removed from the noise and dust
of the city.
San Antonio is known to be one Of the
greatest SanitariumS of the south, and
therefore pupils from less healthful dis
riots would gain the advantage of climate
as well as scholastic improvement.
For terms and added particulars ad-
dress Mrs. AUGUSTA GREGORY,
2 p If Laurel Heights,
Box ca, San Antonio, Texas.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-08-17
ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE.

The STATE OF TEXAS,
COUNTY OF BEXAR.
County Court in Matters of Probate, to SEP
TENDER Term, 1899.
The State of Texas to all persons interested
in the administration of the estate of Louis
JaZO, deceased:
Ferdinand Statfel, Administrator of the es-
tate of Louis JazO, deceased. has filed his final
account and application for discharge IN the
County Court of BeXar County, which will be
acted on at the September term, A. D., 1892
of said Court at the Court House thereof in
the City of San Antonio. after this notice
shall have been duly published for twenty
l2ON days in some ne wspaper published in
Bexar County, Texas, at which time ali per.
sons interested in said estate may appear aud
make objections thereto. if they see proper.
Witness, Thad W. Smith, Clerk of the Coun.
ty Court of BeXar County, and Seal
IL. 81 of said Court. at my office in San An
tonic, this 9Th day of August, A. D.,
1892. THAD W. SMITH,
Clerk County Court. BeXar County.
BY X. G. SYMINGTON, Deputy.
Issued same day.
Came to hand August 9Th, A. d, 1892 at 8
O'Clock p. m, aud publication ordered made
in the San Antonio Daily LIGHT.
T. P. MCCALL,
Sheriff Bexar County.
BY W. d. DRUsE, Deputy. S92lt
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-08-17
GOOD LOOKS.

Good looks are more than skin deep, de-
pending upon healthy condition of all
tive, you have Bilious Look; if your
Stomach be disordered you have a Dys-
peptic Look. and If your Kidneys be af
fected you have Punched Look Secure
good health and you will have good looks.
Electric Bitters Is the great Alternative
and Tonic, acts directly on these vital Or
gans. Cures PimpleS. Blotches, BoilS and
gives good complexion. Sold at Adolph
Dreiss' and DreiSs, Thompson & Co.'S. so
cents bottle. 81 4
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-08-17
90 you WANT A NICE HOME

For Sale: A handsome residence on
the finest boulevard in the city and street
cars passing the door. House has six
rooms, servants room, kitchen and bath
good stable and on two large corner lots.
This is one of the handSomest places in the
city. Inquire Of JNo. 7. HAMBLEToN&
Co, at LIGHT office.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-08-17
ADMINISTRATORS NOTICE

Notice is hereby given that the under.
signed, whose residence aud post office are
San Antonio. Texas were on July 10Th. 1892
duly appointed and qualified az Executors of
the Estate of John simon Nicholas Menger,
deceased, by the County Court OF Bexar
County, Texas and all persons having claims
against said estate. are hereby notified to
present the same within the time required by
law. ERICH MENGER
HERMANN HAUBOLD,
Executors of Estate of John Simon n oh"Ias
Menger. S3;Im
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-08-17
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SPECIMEN CASES

S. H. Clifford, New Cassel. Wis. was
troubled with Neuralgia and Rheuma-
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Liver was affected to an alarming degree,
appetite iell away, and he was terribly
reduced in flesh and siren 9Th. Three bot
ties OF Electric BitterS cured him.
Edward Shepherd, Harrisburg, ILL.,, had
a running sore on his leg of eight years
standing. Used three bottles of Electric
BitterS and seven bottles of Bucklen'S
Arnica Salve, aud his leg is sound and
well. John Speaker, Catawba, o., had
five large Fever SoteS on his leg, doctors
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