The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1892-12-21
Nssilo'n NOVEL; News.

Amer an absence OF several weeks l
again take up my pen to give you the
Newell news.
Our people have been moving around
considerably since I last wrote you,
therefore our fourishng little burg has
undergone many changes and now pre-
sents quite different appearance to what
sho did in bygoue days.
Everything is lively, and the good peo-
pie all seem to be in a joyful mood. Hog
and hominy abounds throughout the
land, and on many farms wheat and
other small grain has como up and is
looking fine. In fact, there 10 but one
thing at present that is particularly both
ering US, aud thas is book agent. He is
oanyassing the suburbs and is expected in
the city at any hour We wish the poor
fellow no harm whatever, and, to sub
stantate tho fact, we have chained our
dog. who wouldn't, provided you'd let
him gather the scrap, turn around on his
heels for the difference between scrap
from = book agents pants and fresh
chunk Of bssf. W resolved once before
tha, We would break the animal from his
book agsntsronser-aatnpling habit, but it
was ~ no avail The agents would detain
us !rorr our work so long that ne could
not rr.i-i the temptation to loose him.
Thn-. ,hat have ndver seen our dog IN
pursuit OF hook agent or lightning rod
man, canno: form an idea Of the velocity
attained in tho flight, neither the amuse.
NEST that there II in Watching the per-
iormance. therefore, it is profitable that
su;me OF our readers may not at first be-
lievs that lhe temptation to loose him
when being detained by such characters is
hard tO ovsnume, but / know what is
what, for have tried it, and in behalf OF
the SELLER Of books that IL soon to give us
call. will AK the good brethren that
m.y read tEis to ora pro nobu that We may
be enabled to overcome the telnptstion or
BIZ away from home one when he calls.
Undoubtedly the variety EtoTe' now
contains one Of tho completess stocks Of
goods to 10 found in this part OF the State.
The genial proprietors say that they arc
Ruing to split things wide opes from now
until the 18th OF January, '93. They have
bsen in business over since 1869, and it
n.eds no gif. Of secoud sight to predict for
them great success.
Prof. J. a. Majors school at Mountsin
Springs is in furnishing condition. Tho
Sunday School at that place seems incliD
ed to want to 60 into winter quarters, but
the good people are going to purchase an
other stove, with which they hope to
mako the house more comfortable and
keep the good work a moving. In so
doing this humble scribe wishes for their
unlimited SUCCESS. We have also beard
that numb bsr OF citizens are trying to get
up q singing school at Mountain Springs
for the benefit Of thope of the surrounding
community that are not we'll versed in the
art OF producing vocal music. To this We
say amen aloud, for school of that kind
we think ia needed in our midst, very
badly, indeed.
The Alliance Liver Pills" are still on
the top round and can, until further Or
ders, be obtained by all that will send Is
cents in postage stamps to P. o. Bs1 2o
Newell, s. G.
We recently heard it remarked that tho
Legislature now in session had been IS
stringens In reforming as it we'll nigh
could, and in general had done as id
near nothing q, possible" In mention
iog the Legislature we are made to think
Of one of our Representatives who, it
seems, is about to become famous as the
man that speaks from the shoulder and
ono that hardly ever addresses an audi
ence without opening up his entire vest
front and airing his we'll developed bresst.
They say that the reason he does thi, is
be:auS6 Q6 JulQ Re CQe uedlb Is Ino eeot VI
intellect and wants to keep it cool.
Our "Frogleyel'' friends say that they
have found another man that wants to
learn the art of "snipeing" and will take
their annual snips hunt when the weather
gets cold enough. Wonder who will hold
The sack this time?
If cotton stays at ten cents q pound until
planting time am afraid that those Of our
farmers who have resolved to quit raising
80 much of the ''stutf" will be like VIC nre
about tuning our dog loose whom book
book agent is around-too weak TO over
come the temptation.
With some of our young people Christ
mas trees, tournaments, sociablss and
"break downs are the topics OF conYersa'
tion.
We are having uome wet, rainy weather
now, and in consequence tho boys are
making things lively for the few surviv-
ing rabbits that have taken refuge in the
old 6eldD.
This will be the lsst you will hear from
us until the Now Year shall have begun.
So in the conclusion OF this, my last leLter
for '02, I wish the InTELLIaENCER and its
many res iers the compliments Of the aea'
son, Respectfully,
NED NEEDLE,