The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1892-04-07
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.

All Sorts Of Paragraphs.
Il em losing hesh," said the bu!chf
er, as stray dog stole sirloin steak.
= There were forty million artifcid
teeth made in this country last year.
- During a rabbit drive near Carruth
ers., Cal, 10000 of the animals were XIII
ed.
= 1t is related that Georgia dog rel
Gently swallowed silver fork witbouti1s
jury to itself. Is
= How much easier it is to tell other
how they ought to walk, than it is to steE
right ourselves.
- There are spots on the sun, and ye
there are people who expect q ten-yearI
old boy to be perfect.
= Bright people are the quickest to re-
cognize good thing. and buy it. We ssl
lots of bright people tho Little Early Ri
sers. If you are not bright these pills will
mako you so.-Wj!hite & Wilhite.
- Astronomers have failed to diyece
attention to the fact that the fuller thS
moon is the later she's out nights.
- Why is the letter 20" the mos
charitable letter? Because it is found
oftener than any other in "doing good
"How is it Jones draws a pension s
He was never in the war;" 81 know it +
but he lost his voice shoutin' at the sur
render"
= 1t is truth in medicine that th4
smallest dose that performs the cure i
the best. De Wits Little Early Riser4
are the smallest pills, will perform thd
cure, and are the. best.-Wilhite d. VIII
hite.
- Squire Johnson, Justice of the
Peace at Grayson, Ky, has enrolled HIM
self as a scholar in country school neat
his home. He is over forty years old.
- Nebraska's contribution to the
starving Russians was seventy-fve car4
loads of corn. Missouri millers gagd
thirty thousand barrels of -four.
= If dull, spiritless and stupid if you3
blood is thick and sluggish; if your apf
petite is capricious and uncertain, yoIs
need Sarsaparilla. For best results takd
De Witt's.-Wilhite and Wilhite. .
The money employed in the dairiea
Of New York State, according to recent
estimate, is about s35O,oOo,ooo; the val-|
ue Of the COWS is about S54, 100000.
The Philadelphia mint coined 81,
100000 pennies last year. This is not an
unusual quantity, and the mint is hard al
work manufacturing more pennies I'd
supply the present demand. :.
= Mrs. L. R. Patton, Rockford, ILL
writes: "From personal experience can
recommend De Wits Sarsaparilla, curd
for Impure blood and general debility
Wilhite g. Wilhite.
The oldest couple ever married id
Iowa have joined hands at Jefferson
The groom, George Thistler, is rs, and|
the bride, Sallie Barton, 81.
- The largest umbrella in the world
was recently made for an African king!
It vas 81 feet in diameter and was affixed
to staff of the same length.
1t is a fixed and immutabIe law that
to have good, sound health one must have
pure, rich and abundant blood. There is
no shorter nor surer route than by a.
course of De Wits Sarsaparilla.-Wilhite|
Gc Wilhite.
= The wholesale price Of whslebone Isl
now s10,O00,00O per ton. On the strength
of this large whaling feet is about toI
start on a six months cruise to the An-
arctic Ocean, where whales are thought
to be plentiful.
- "Trotter proposed three times to-
Miss Budd before che accepted him, and
now she ia going to marry another fell
low" "Three times? Holy smoke. I
tried it only once and the girl sued me
for breach of promise later on"
"Late to bed and early to rise will
shorten the road to your home in the
Skies" But early to bed and "Little
Early Riser" the pill that makes life
longer and better and wiser.-Wilhite &
Wilhite.
- Among the weavers employed in q
Biddeford (Me.) cotton mill is woman
who stands six feet and three inches, and
is large and strong in proportion. She is
m ore than a match for any man about the
mill.
Mrs. Mugs: My darter went to all
them revival meetin's last week, and she
got a husband reg'ar caae of love at
first sight. They're to be married next
month. Did your darter get one? Mrs.
Puggs (sadly): Nav, she didn't get moth.
ing but religion.
We truly believe De Wits Little
Early Risers to lie the most natural, most
effective, most prompt and economical
pill for billiousness, Indigestion and in
active livor.-Wilhite & Wilhite.
Six States which never took part in
Presidential election will vote for elect
ors next fall, and there will be 444 elect.
ors' votes. The popular vote in 1883 was
100000. In 1892 it is expected to reach
100000. This will be the largest pop.
ular vote ever cast in the world.
- "What have they wound up on that
cart ?" asked the old lady who was visit
ing the fre-engine house. "Firemcn's
hose," WAS the answer. $50 away" she
rejoined Indignantly. "You can't make
me think that any fireman or anybody
else ever had legs TO fit those"
"A young man at the risk Of lis life
saved a beautiful girl from drowning.
Her grateful father seized the rescuer
of his daughter by the hand, and in a
voice trembling with emotion said: "No.
BILE youth, to- you am indebted for eve
rythipg that makes life dear to me.
Which reward will you take-S2O0,OOO or
the hand of my daughter" "I'll take the
daughter" replied the heroic rescuer,
thinking thereby to get both the girl and
the money. "You have we'll chosen" re-.