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The Red Cloud chief., 1892-08-19
THE TICK
PEOPLE.

Van Wyck Nominated For Governor-Thc
Platform The Ticket Completed.
KEAnSEY, Neb., Aug. 5.-After spend.
ing the night chiefly in killing time the
peoples party conveutio, finally got
through the muddle. and at $3.50 o'clock
n. m John II. Powers, eX-prosident Of
the National Farmers Alliance and
candidate for governor two years ago,
withdrew his name from consideration
in connection with any Office, and ex-
Senator c, II. Van Wyck was nominated
for governor practically by acclama-
ton.
The platform demands the adoption
Of Iowa rates for railroads; calls for the
passage of u law to prevent STIMULATING
in contracts, etc, that payment shall
he made in gold or any particular
money; favors loaning public school
funds to citizens of the state on real es-
tate security; denounces the Pink
ertons; calls for al arbitration
of labor difficulties by u state
board; demands the election Of United
States senators by the direct vote of the
people; demands equal pay for men and
women; calls for more prompt delivery
of independent mail matter, 'as we be-
lieve the mail is not delivered as it
should be-" and denounces the labor
system of Nebraska. An extra resolu-
ton was passed demanding that no more
money be appropriated by any county
for of exhibition ut the
worlds fair, pledging the party to de-
feat any plan to increase the state APP
propriation Of $50, 600, and depouncing
the management of the fair for unfair
treatment Of union labor. A resolution
d~enouncing the militia and calling for
It's abolition was also passed.
Seth ii. Craig. of Gage; Il. II. Farmer,
of Cass; n. b Miller, of Wayne; George
Abbott, of Richardson; L. L. Link, OF
Frontier, and Il. Il. Tibb!cs, of Cum
ming. were placed in nomination fol
presidential electors at large. The
vote was: Craig, $40; Farmer, 81; Mil
Ter, cal; Abbott, 2a0; Link, PSI; Tibbles
33i. Tibbles and Link were declared
elected.
The convention adjourned at $3.50
The ticket was completed rs follows
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS, C. ID. Schrader
auditor, Logan McRcynolds; secretar,
Of stnte, i. NJ. Easterling; treasurer, j
". Wolfe; Encouragement, V. o
Stryckler; superintendent public in
structions, II. Hiatt; commissions
public lands and buildings, j. NJ. Gun
nell.
The resolutions in regard TO tn
worlds fair funds and militia were re
,oua;darad and laid on the table,
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IL CLAY KINH. tufy D CIVIC socIe
ties bcsieged him. The wife and
daughter OF the condemned man, and
wives and daughters of other promi-
nent citizens made personal appeals
Senator Harris and other leading poll
ticians made several calls upon him
aud succeeded In securing the desired
communication.
Tho prisoner heard the news with
but little interest. lie had been In.
dulging in stimulants of late and
seemed indifferent 70 what was trans
pirinr.
Col. II. Clay Kings position among tho
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an. Mrs. Mary L. Pillow, widow Of the
confederate general, Gideon j. Pillow,
after whom Fort Pillow was named. 1t is
said that she entered Kings office after
IN understanding had been reached DO
tween her and Lee Thornton. "a young
lawyer who had charge of rent collec-
tions on Col. Kings many pieces
of real estate. Thornton intro.
duced the colonel. King became
infatuated. The widow seemed to
return the love. King had a wife and
two daughters. Before the fatal meet
ing King had been devoted to his FAM
lily. When he met the widow he
seemed To almost forget that he had a
family.
Soon the lovesicls pair joined their in
terests in an Arkansas plantation.
King secured a veritable mansion in
Memphis, where he set Mrs. Pillow mp
to live the life of a queen of fashion.
She didn't, however. lead in society
circles. The liason was too open to the
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MRS PILLOW. Kings fancy that
Mrs. .illow was tired of him, and was
using him to enrich her pockctboolS.
lie also thought that she was In league
with his wife in her effort to secure the
Arkansas property. In the suit for the
realty Mrs. Pillow showed by docu-
ments and witnesses that he had made
n will revolving all others and giving
her all his property. He denied it In
cross bills.
David II. Poston was one of the nblest
lawyers in the south when IL came to
cases involving intricate land transfers.
He was employed by Mrs. Pillow and
by his curse in the trial gained the
enmity of King. March 10, 1891, two
years later Poston was raising his hat
to Il lady Oh the street in Memphis
when King shot him. lie lived two
days. In an aute-mortem statement he
said he thought King was Offering him
his hand in u renewal of friendship.
King wiped the revolver and put it in
his pocket.
The trial began June / in Memphis
and lasted one month. King was sen
fenced to hang November 6, 1891. The
time of execution was delayed by ap'
peals To every tribunal in the land The
date was fixed at August II after the
| supreme court refused a new trial.
Position counted for nothing, He had
argued cases with and before the judge
who sentenced him. In the trial his
frantic efforts led him to override his
counsel and make his own defense on
the Incompatible pleas of insanity and
self-defense.
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BACK TO WORK.

The Dulucsne strikers scramble For Their
% ola Positions.
PITTSBURGH, Pa, Aug. 9.-The strik-
ers at Duquesnc returned to work this
morning and the Carnegie Steel Co.
scored a decided victory.
Saturday night Superintendent Nor
rison posted a notice that all men who
had applied for their old jobs would re-
portal the mill at o'clock the morning,
as the mill would resume at that hour,
Long before the time set worltmcn with
dinner pals quietly stole up unfrequent-
ed streets and along the railroad tracks
so rs to enter the mill unobserved by
their fellow strikers. As Z o'clock up.
preached tho number of men who had
entered the mill yard reached 400.
About sixty men who were leaders in
the sympathy strike movement gathered
on the road near the mill gate and
watched In silence the men going Ia
work. Finally the mill whistle blew
for 7 o'clock. At that, q large Irish
man exclaimed In u loud voice: ''well,
men, the jig Is up; we had better hustle
for our old places" This was u signal
for n panic and the entire crowd ran
toward the gate.
A freight train was in front Of the
gate, but the men did not wait for IL te
be moved, but scrambled over and un
der 1t in their frantic haste to gct In,
side the mill before tho whistle stopped
blowing. 1t was . complete stampede
The men were admitted into tn,
Amalgamated association NJ no littl,
expense and they went out on the sym
pathy strike movement about two week
ago
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GEN. DENVER DEAD.

-
a Noted Territorial tiovcrUor W Kansas
Dies In washinston-He Fought In Two
Wars.
WAsnINGToS, Aug. 10.-Gen. james
w. Denver. OF Wilmington, o., died last
evening In this city, after an illness of
three days, from nnemic poisoning. lie
was rs years old.
Gen. Denver WAS born In Winchester,
Va, In 1918. He received q public
school education, emigratcd with his
parents to Ohio, and from there re-
moved to Missouri, where he studied
law and was admitted TO the bnr.
lie was appointed u captain of the
Twelfth infantry in lS4y, and served in
the war with Mexico until its close. lie
removed to California in 1850, and was
chosen q state senator In 1852.
II wns while he was IA member of this
body that he had u controversy with
Edward Gilbert, an eX-member of con,
grcss, which resulted In a duel and In
which Gilbert was killed.
Gen. Denver was appointed by Prcsi
dent Buchanan In 1887 commissioner o.
Indian affairs, which position he no
signed to accept the governorship o.
Kansas
In 1851 he entered the national ser
vice; was made brigadier-general ant
served in the western states until 1863
when he resigned and returned t,
Washington and resumed the practic,
OF law.
The city Of Denver, Col, was name,
after him while he WINS governor O
KansaA
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Tho hoy aud the Powdev.

COLUMBUS, Ind, Aug. o. -Enoch
Ledrow, n wealthy farmer residing in
Washington, was using n can OF pow
c~r blasting rock in u well. The ran
was In II barn near by. His cleven-
year-old son had begged for n charge Of
powder to blow up Il stamp with, but
was refused. Detcrmined TO test the
quality Of the powder, he took some Of
1t from the can and sprinlling 1t on
top touched II off with n match. A
terrible explosion followed. Tho boy
was fatally injured and the barn burned
TO the ground. The barn was filled
with hay and grain, which was burned.
Tho loss will reach nearly $4,000.
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IN TROUBLE A
Vencxuela Called tn Account Ry the Fren,,,
Republic.

TRINIDAD. w. l., via Galveston, Tex.
Aag. 1.-The government of Presidents
Nillegas is in troable with Rrance now.
News has been received here that the
French vice consul NJ Campuno, vene-
zuela, has been seized by the Venezuela
an authorities, for what reason is not.
stated, 4 French war ship was at once
ordered to proceed to Carapuno and de-
'nand the immediate release of the i'm
prisoncd official. There is considerable
excitement here over the complication.
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FIRST to SEQ Murs' TWO Moons.

NoRrHrIELp, Mimi, Aug. 10.-Good-
sells observatory can claim the dis
tinction of being the first during
this opposition TO see Mars two
moons. Profs Payne and Williams,
of Goodsell's, and Prof, C~rusenbury,
Of Dcs Moincs, made observations Mon
day night, and after they had finished
their search Prof. Payne said: II think
we are the only ones who are able 10
sec the moon this trip, and this Is MS
fine a sight as I have seen since 1877.
Though not quite SD long, Phebus
looks ccdder, while Dcimus looks less
red"
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offer caused the ORD SALISBURY.
house to break into shouts of laughter.
Presently u friend placed a fresh glass
of water on u bon where Mr.. Chaplin's
notes lay and accidentally scattered
the papers The whole assembly joined
the Irish In screams of laughter over
Mr.. Chaplin's discontinue. Mr.. Chap
lin himself complained that such a re-
ception had never been accorded a
responsible minister.
The speaker then rose TO put the
question on MIR. Asquith's motion and
was answered with a thundcrous vol
umc Of ayes and nays from the respect
i've sides of the house. The strangers
having Withdrawn from the precincts
of the chapber the speaker reported the
usual formula of putting the question
and was again greeted with replies.
The house divided 1T midnight.
When Mr. Gladstone returned from the
lobby the whole liberal party arose and
cheercd him. The tellcrs appeared at
1928 u IN. with the paper containing
the numbers showing the results OF the
division and handed the paper TO q
liberal whip. This was II signal for
q volley OF liberal cheers and
Irish shouts Of "Mitehelstown," down
! with BalfouriSn." etc. and it was
some time before Mr.. Morley vas able
To q the figures. The result
announced was. for the motion, $50;
, against the motion. SID. Then there
vas Il fresh display Of enthusiasm.
When the noise subsidized, Mr.. Balfour
and the whole body of conservatives
rose and made prolonged acclaims. Mr..
I,alfour moved that the house adjourn
until Thursday next. The motion was
..--1 a.
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The Rails spread.

DENVER, Col, Aug. 10.-When regular
No. 3 Santa Fe passenger train was
near Carpentersburg, about six miles
out Of Denver, the rails spread and
every car in the train was thrown from
the track, except the diner, which was
On the extreme rear end. Rio Grande
No. 3 came along and brough. the in
jured TO the Union depot. No n was
killed outright, although those who
were brought In were badly injured
and NAV die.
The Red Cloud chief., 1892-08-19
NEBRASKA REPUBLICANS.

The state Convention Nominates Jud9s
Crounse For 0ovsraor Points In the
Platform - Tho Ticket Complete.
LINCOLN, Neb.. Aug. 5.-The repub-
lican state convention convened here
yesterday morning. John r. Hays, Of
Norfolk, wns made temporary chairman
and L.. V. Haskell, Of Stomsburg, secrc-
tary. A contest from Boyd county was
referred by the committee to the con-
v~ention and settled by seating the reg
ular delegation. A. T. Cady, of How
ard. was made permanent chairman
and 5. NJ. Bailey, OF jefferson, secreta-
ry. A recess was then taken until 9
p IN.
On reassembling the platform sub
mitted was adopted without debate. 1t
reaf'irms the principles enunciated in
the Minneapolis platform, declares the
republican party a friend to labor and
ready to accept any measure to improve
its condition; dcplores the occurrences
of conflicts between labor and capitals;
denounccs the agitation of dcma-
gogues in intcnsifying these con.
ficts; disapproves the use of Pink.
crton men; favors the establishment In
some form OF boards of arbitration Tor
the settlement of disputes between
capital and labor; favors the passage Of
laws to protect life and limbs of rail.
road employees: declares for cheaper
shipping rates for the farmers of the
state with better warehouse facilities;
demands enactment of laws to regu-
late rates 10 be charged by express
~ t,n ing. f,,,.,. 80, ,1,,t;,., ~,tl,.a1
commission to fix freightand passenger
rates; favors free rural mail delivery;
demands legislation TO eradicate trusts;
calls for a revision Of the state revenue
laws md declares for n more liberal
pension system. A supplementary res
olution favoring the establishment of
republican clubs in colleges wa also
adopted.
The convention then proceeded to the
nomination Of II candidate for governor.
Lorenzo Crounsc. of Douglass; Lieut..
Gov. Majors, of Nemaha: A. +. Cady, of
Howard, and Lawson sheldon, of Cass.
were put in nomination. 1t was
announced that i2l votes would
be required to nominate. First
ballot: Crounsc, 316: Majors, 3ii,
Cady, So; Sheldon, ~. Five ballots were
taken with no important change. The
fifth ballot stood: Crounse. 800; Majors.
3i7; Cady, 60. Dawson county attempts
ed in the fourth to lead u break for
Jack Mccall. but il was useless; Mccall
received but "a votes. The convention
then adjourned.
THE Il
LINCOLN, Neb., Aug. 6.-The repub.
lican state convention yesterday nom.
mated Lorenzo Crounsc for governor,
he receiving 4lG votes: necessary to q
choice, ia3. Rev. j. c. Tate was chosen
for Acknowledgements and John c.
Allen for secretary of state. The ticket
was completed as follows: Treasurer
Joseph $. BARLEY: superintendent OF
public instruction, A. X. Cloudy; attor
ncy general, George X. Hastings; com
missioner of public lands and buildings
G.. X. Humphrey.
The Red Cloud chief., 1892-08-19

lawycrsof the south
was high. He Is
the man who wrote
Kings Digest OF
Tennessee Law
This standard wcrl,
was frequently used
during the trial In
June. from which
Col. King emerged
with n sentence a.
death hanging ovel
him.
The story of tn,
crime begins with
Ahn .u,A .
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Exours,on,.t. In n Co,i,.,oo.

NEw York, Aug. o.-Several hundred
people were spilled in promiscuous
heaps, from a train bound for Coney
island on the Brooklyn, bath & West
End railroad yesterday and fully twen-
~ were injured, some OF them serious
ly. Six heavily loaded cars, on which
the brakes refused to work, crashed
into the rear Of five other cars equally
heavily loaded
The Red Cloud chief., 1892-08-19

next Friday, for the
murder Of David II.
Postou.on March ~,
1901, on a public
street in this city.
Unusual pressure
was brought TO bear
p o the governor
for the past few
days. Petitio
signed by thousands
from Tennessee and
zKcntucky deluged
the executive. Del.
egations from mill
The Red Cloud chief., 1892-08-19

John Lubbock patiently, but when
Mr.. Chaplin, president OF the board OF
agriculture, arose, he was greeted with
such u storm of shouts that his voice
was inaudible. Mr.. Chaplin resumed
his seat, but the speaker loudly
called for order and recalled Mr.. Chap
lin. The latter in his remarks endeav-
ored to show from past speeches OF Mr..
Gladstone that the task OF preserving
the supremacy Of parliament and yet
giving Ireland control OF Its own al
fairs. was illusory and impossible. MI.
Chaplin's remarks were continually in
terrupted by ironical Irish cheers aud
renewed cries of divide" and the
speaker was obliged 10 beg a patient
hearing for MIR. Chaplin.
The house then remained quiet until
Mr.. Chaplin said that the house OF lords
would survive the attacks of the Morley
The Red Cloud chief., 1892-08-19

public view. IL was
notorious. Kin e
was all the while
trying to get a di-
vorce from his wife
that he might marry
the widow. lie
failed. The guilty
ones cared nothing
for public opinion.
Finally a GOODNESS
i,prang up. 1t aft
crward developed
that this was due Ia
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crew, which obser-
walton caused an
other uproar. last
ing several minutes
and drowning Mr..
Chaplin's remarks
When quiet was re-
stored Mr.. Chaplin
offered 70 lay a
wager that the new
government would
not survive an ordi-
nary session, which
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SAVED FROM THE oALLowa

TIE Governor of tennessee sparcs the Life
os Col. II. Clay King. the Noted Lawyer.
who Was Convicted of Murder-Histosy
OF the Celebrated Casc.
MEMPHIS. Tenn, Aug. 1G.-Gov. Bu-
shanan. in Nashville, last evening COM
mutcd the sentence Of Col. II. Clay
King, who wac TO have been hanged on
The Red Cloud chief., 1892-08-19

cries of the knights
Templar which con-
stitutcd the escort
|of the grand en-
I,ampment TO its
asylum. moved from
Fourteenth and
Market streets on
its long march
through the princi-
pal streets Of the
(ity. From early
morning prepare
'tions had been made
for the event and the
streets were crowd
cd with people seek.
inc positione on, the
The Red Cloud chief., 1892-08-19
THE A r

Another Great bay ~ Denvcr-Grand Ps-
rade Of X Knights Tempisr Along ThropRed
streets-The Procession Three Hour
Passing In Review.
DENVER, Col, Aug. N.-Promptly nj
iO:a5 the great parade Of the command.
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EXIT SALISBURY.

UpYoAy In the British House Of Commons-
A Vote OF $50 Confidence" In the sails
bury Ministry Gladstone 20 Form . New
Cabinet
LONDON. Aug. 12.-In the house OF
commons last night, after long drawn
out speeches from Mr.. Joseph Chamber
lain, leader of the liberal unionists, Sir
The Red Cloud chief., 1892-08-19
A PANIC.
Excitement ~ Ut. Petersburg Over the APP
p~oarNNce OF Cholera

poerNWce Of Cholera.
ST. PETERSBURG, Aug. 9.-Thc city ia
In a panic. A woman who was seized
with cholera yesterday died within an
hour, and II now appears that cholera
has invested the capital.
The people able to get away are fly
ing to health resorts and merchants arc
closing their shops. The government
OF the city hos issued q proclamation
begging the people to be calm and
gives directions q TO preventive meas
ures.
The Red Cloud chief., 1892-08-19

John Lubbock and
Others, a vote wns
reached on Mr.. Her
bert Henry As
quith's motion OF
mo confidence" in
the go vernment
The motion pre-
vailed by the vote
>of $50 TO 315.
The house listened
to the wearisome
speeches Of Mr..
ChamberlainandS Sir
The Red Cloud chief., 1892-08-19

WASHINGTON, Aug. 0.-The judiciary
committee of the house this morning
instructed the subcommittee invcsti-
eating the Homestead strike to con-
tinue its inquiry during the recess and
report at the mex. session OF congress
Chairman Oates, OF the subcommittee,
was prepared to report, but the major
ity OF his subcommittee declined &c
adopt his report MS containing "too
much DYNAMITE" IN member said.
The Red Cloud chief., 1892-08-19

Clemepcc Ertlc's body was taken
from the river at the foot of buchanan
street. St Louis. Foul play was sus-
pected.
The Red Cloud chief., 1892-08-19

Van Wyck Nominated For Governor The
Platform The Ticket Completed.
The Indianapolis journal., 1892-11-06
How He Caught Cold.

Doctor-How did you get such coldf
Little Boy hoarselyl-I don't know. I
was baptized Sunday.
Your folks are not Baptists."
mo. He just sprinkled me. but tn water
was awful cold"
'Humph. What did you do Saturday."
'Nothin'; only went iishin,."
Catch anyf"
NO. would a-caught lot but fell in,
an after that my teeth chartered so I
scared th' fish,
The Indianapolis journal., 1892-11-06
An Exaggeration.


MAN proposes"
'Yee; but he needs encouragementn
An Exaggeration.
Puck.
Gay-The Widow Weed wears very heavy
mourning.
Day-Yes; but she doesn't feel as black
as she is dressed.
Old and New.
Good News
Little Boy-Wot's the difference between
high church and low churchf
Little Girl-Wy. don't you knows One
says "Aw-men" an the other says Amen
Always Ready.
Good News
Mrs De Goode-Why are you throwing
stones at that little boyf Answer me that,
sir.
Small Som lyerv good at excusesljCause
his folks dsesn't blong to our church.
In the Wrong Place.
say" said Burnsides. sitting mp in the
BARRIERS chair; "is that tooth-soapf'
mo. sir" replied the barber; Its shay
ing SOAP"
Then. don't put any more Of 1t in my
mouth"
Stupid Crowd.
1t was too ridiculous.D said Jack Man,
maboy. "W% rent to lunch together. aud
The Indianapolis journal., 1892-11-06

he ordered q bottle of Bass: so. when the
waiter asked what I'd have / said I'd have
q glass of sardines-and, do you know, they
never saw the pointp
The Indianapolis journal., 1892-11-06
How the Mckinley Law Work.

Omaha Bee.
In Omaha which Is not caused by the Me-
kipley law. IL. however. they had nd
vanced 10 30 cents per can, of course it
would be caused by the Mckinley law.
The Indianapolis journal., 1892-11-06
Invitations Always Accepted.

waiter asked what I'd have, said Id nave
q glass of sardines-and, do you know, they
never saw the pointf
Invitations Always Accepted.
Good News.
MIR. Hopeful feeling his way)-I am the
only one your sister goes to operas and
theaters with, am mott
Her Little Brother-Yep. Mr. Nicefello
is away. and you're the only one he isn't
jealous OF.
New York Weekly.
Mr.. Gotham-Talking about nuisances,
the worst of all Is the man who slaps you
on the back and says, who Will we elecU
this time. old boyf
Mr.. Backbay tof Boston, n)-Horrible. hor.
rible! He should say whom"
On Ways and Means.
Puck.
Jim Ball-Will Jones doesn't seem to
have much voice in the management OF his
house.
Tom Call-No; but as he supports his
wife and her mother and two sisters, he
constitutes good working minority.
The Tcacherv All Right.
Washington Star.
Johnny. do youg ShoolF'
81 suppose you ad, .e your teacheri"
"Yes sir"
"Why7"
"Cos she kin lick me with one hand"
Lack OF Expedients.
Good News.
First Boy-Grown folks is such fools.
Second Boy-Howf
First Boy-Jus hear 'em making all that
fuss cause the drinking water smells bad
since the ram. They don't seem to know
'nough TO hold their noses wen they drink.
I'm Iexfcopraphfo Shades
Puck.
Boswell-I find that l have omitted I'd
make note of yonr very felicitous defini.
tion of picnic. Will you oblige me BY re-
peating Iti
The Doctor-sir. with pleasure. A pio.
mic is the stupidity of several and the
misery of oil.
A Lucky Boy.
Good News
Little Dick-I think it's too mean for
anything had TO stay in school all day
long, and Johnny Jimson got of at 'leven
o'clock.
Mother-That's strange. Why was he
allowed TO so so ear;yi
Little Dick-Some O. his folks Is dyin'.
Mamma In a Hole.
Good News.
Little Dick-This is Saturday, and man,
ma and papa are goin' to the theater to-
night. Pm awfully glad.
Little Dot-Why is youf
Little DicklCause she can't wash me
tonight, an she'll get up so late to-mor-
row morning she'll have to let me 60 dirty,
or miss church.
Advantages of Eaucation.
New York Weekly.
Successful Farmer Whose son has been
to college)-What was all that bowlin' you
was doin' out in the grovef
Cultured SOM was merely showing
Miss Brighteyes what college yell Is like.
Farmer-Wall. Iswanl Colleges il some
good after all Pm going into town to sell
some truck tomorrow. You kin 80 along
an CO th' calm.
Valuable Aids
New York Weekly.
Chairman CampaiQn Committee-Yes, we
need some good writers for our literary
bureau. Have you had any experience at
campaign literaturef
Applicant-No. sir. ] am writer of sum-
mer hotel advertisements.
Chairman-Glorious Take that desk
there ALONGSIDE of the gentleman who used
TO figure up newspapers circulations.
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The Teacher v All Right
Washington Star
Johnny. do youg Shoolp
"Yes. SIR"
81 suppose you ad .e your teacheri"
"Yes, sir"
"Whyp
'Cos she kin lick me with one hand"