The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1892-03-17
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1t is said that while $4,000 Indii 1
can read English, only 10000 can z
their own language. B
Franklin says that tie rich vida
are the only secondhand goods that
sell at prime cost. e
= There is pes ca free near Jeffers
Pa, whose branches spread out thi i
feet in one direction and thirty. one
another. B
= Bread in good state ofpreaeryatiE
has been unearthed in Pompeii recent
in the new rooms uncovered by the q
plorers.
-Leprosy is increasing to an alarmi
extent in Spain. In one yillage there
eight families, every member of Whit
has the dread disease. 3
= If dull, spiritles5 and stupid |; If yoB
blood is thick and sluggish; II yonr q
petite is capricious and uncertain, y&
need Sarsaparilla. For best results faf
De Witt's.-Wilhite and Wilhite.
= The Oldest couple ever married
Iowa have Joined hands at Jeferso}
The groom, George Thistler, is q, aI
the bride, sallie Barton, u.
g 70 i |
- The largest umbrella in tie wol}
was recently made for an African kipI
It was 2s feet in diameter and was efil3
ed to a seaff of the sarae length:
"A little boy was asked by q sundaI
school teacher why a certain part Of II
Church was called the altar. sBecaul
it is where people change their names
he promptly answered. u
- "Late to bed and early to rise WI
shorten the road to your home IN III
SKIES" But early to bed and q sIittl
Early Riser" the pill that makes III
longer and better and wiser.-W ilhife
White.
= Too many young people depend q
their fathers money taking then
through this world and their mother
prayers making everything all right %
them in the next
- Lancaster County, in Pennsyl lfania
grows more tobacco than any othe
County in the United States The croI
grown there in 1889 amounted TO l9. .2l7;
800 pounds.
= An experienced dealer in Watche
says he has known many men who hat'
tried to wind their watches every morn;
ing instead of at night, bnt he has nese
known one to succeed.
We truly believe De Wits LittJ
Early Risers to be the most natural mos
effective, most prompt and economies
pill for billiousness, indigestion and in
active liyer.-Wilhite & WilhiIe.
An engineer on the Missouri Pacii
has invented a coat Of mail so contriYsi
that when q man is held up By robber
he can discharge a revolver while bot!
of his hands are confined aboys hi
head. &
= This has been q terrible winter fo
stock on the Idaho ranges. Thousand
of animals are dead, and the stockmsl
say that owing to recent heavy snow
there is no possible hope for the remain
der. t;;sS;
= Bright people are the quickest .p Ye
cognize a good thing and buy it, We sel
lots of bright people the Little Early R'
sers. IF you are not bright these pills MI
make you so.-Wilhitel d Wilhite:
An bsent.minded woman in Toror
to carried her husbands pants TO Ohure.
instead of shawl, and didn't notice
until she threw them over the back Of th
pew. That's what she gets for not bring
ing her husband in them.
Often the most useful Christian
are those who serve their Master il
little things. BE never despises The de!
of small things, or else he Wonld 90
hide his oaks in thy lcorns or "a
wealth of a wheat field in baga of littlss
seeds.
1t is fixed and immutable law tbs
to have good, sound health one must hay
pure, rich and abundant blood. There
no shorter nor surer route than by
course of De Wits SarsapariIla.-W sIhit
g. Wilh!te.
"sal," cried q girl looking OUT Q
the upper window and addressing
small girl who was trying to enter az " "
front door. "we've all been to camp
meetin' and got converted I; and SO whel
you want milk on Sunday you'll have u
come around to the back door, =
"A tramp applied to q lady for work
and was given some carpets 70 beat. b
did the Job SO well that she commends' q
him for it. "You must have beaten;c car
pets frequently to be such an expert
she said. "Neyer beat carpet afofe il
my life, lady; I've allus teached school
he answered promptly.
- It is truth in medicine that th
smallest dose that performs the cure !
the best. De Wits Little Early Riser
are the smallest pills, will perform th
cure, and are the best.-Wilhite &sWii
hite. sa..ss4
edo you keep corn.meal?" inquir
ed the man with the basket on his arm
"No, sir" said the grocer, We sell i
How much do you want2" ibid Isssys
wanted any" mildly asked the man Wit
the basket. And he went out and hunt
ed up another grocery where the sales
man wasn't quite so smart.
= Congressman Bum, of North Caro-
lima, has introduced bill providing tha
any person who discovers new plant
fruit or flower, may take out a patent o.
it, and may be entitled to royaltie
for its use by other people, just thesam
as if it we're mechanical Invention
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