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The Globe-republican., 1892-08-05
Does It Include Previous Weldines:

'.Do you know" said one Pitts
burg methodist protestant to another,
'that our general conference elimi-
mated the word obey from the mar
iage service?"
eyes, KNOW" replied the other,
and my wife insists that the change
is retroactive in its operation.-Pitts-
burg Chronicle Telegraph.
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"a policeman! Why"
Safe.

Hungry Higgins-Wonder if there's
any chance O. my gittin' the cholera
lift comes this way?
Weary Watkins-Guess not. You
see, the cholera is carried by these
here bacilliuses, an even a bacillus
has some respect for hisself.
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HE EniOyed 1t.

Stern PARENT tell you what It is,
Matha, I'm tired seeing that young
fellow coming here two or three
evenings week. l think l shall
have to sit down on him.
Martha-I wouldn't, pa. 'TwOuld
be OF no use. I've done it myself
several times and l rather think he
likes it.-BOstOn Transcript.
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lance was the yacht Livadia, de.
signed by Admiral Popoff Tor the EN-
perOr Alexander L of Russia She is
240 feet in length. The biggest SUI.
gar fleet ever assembled at Delaware
Breakwater consisted of twenty-five
vessels, carrying IL, 900 tons of sugar
from the West Indies. New Y"-''
Sun
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How to Avoid Quarrelins.

The late Mr.. John Jones being
asked by friend how he kept him
self from being involved in Quarrels
replied: 'By letting the angry person
have all the quarrel to himself"
brakes Magazine.
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BLARNEY CASTLE.

It Was Built by Cormlck Mccarthy In
1449.
Barney Castle, which has given to
the English language word that
will probably never become obsolete,
was built by Cormick Mccarthy in
Blarney, village in Ireland four
miles distant from Cork, in 1449.
The castle, or rather what is left Of
it, stands on the north side of q pre-
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A Point for ReprObates.

He-Do you know, after hearing
Tom Jones preach, I've mind to
abandon the study of law and become
an evangelist.
She-Why don't you? That's the
only known profession where bad
past record becomes feather in ones
caD--Life.
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The Modern Method.

''Bagley. l understood, went to one
of those institutions where they cure
intemperance."
ayes, and he came out cured"
''What is he doing now"
"Oh, his relatives put him in the
lunatlc asylum. Judge.
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A Previous ENGAGEMENT.

Greene-Come and dine with me at
at a table d'hote this evening?
White-I should be delighted, only
/ have an engagement to I'LL.
Greene-With whom?
White-My stomach. New York
Herald.
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Don't Forget the Rainy Day.
Boys, our youth too fast is feeting,
Lies glad morning cannot last
And the moments swift retreating
Warn US that twill soon be past
There will come a sure declining,
And would this to you say:
While the sun IS brightly shining,
Don't forget the rainy day.
Sunshine cannot last forever,
Storms will come and winds wage strife,
And as sure will dark clouds gather
On the horizon Of life.
Lot us. then, In youth remember
Life is not one long, bright May,
Sure will come the drear December,
Sure will come the rainy day.
As the busy bee DOH gather
In bri hi days her winter store.
So should we for life's bleak weather
Garner ere the summers DER.
Yes. ere life's bright spring doth leave US,
Let US strive aside to lay
Something that may shelter give us
When shall come the rainy day.
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A BE ginner.

Ee (whO has just rung for mes
senger)-YOung man, you're on fire.
Messenger-That's not fire; I'm
steaming from running, that's all!
"HOw long have you been a mes
senger?"
"This is my first day."
THAT accounts for your haste.
Life,
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The Policeman's Happy Lo1

''What would you like to be when
you grow up, JOhnDie?"
"a policeman.
"a policeman! Why?"
s'SO's coulu stand in front of the
crowd when the professions 60 BY
Dorchester Beacon.
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A Matter Of Size.

@Is the captain Of your baseball
team very good player?" asked Dex-
ter's father.
mo, SIR" replied Dexter; "but he
said he wanted it, and as he's the
biggest boy in school, he got it,"
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Her PROPOSALS.

He (fortune-hunter-Have I a
rival then?
She great heiress)-Yes a crank,
with a dynamite bomb proposed to
me on the avenue yesterday and l
haven't given him my answer yet.
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Agreed With Her.

"Why, Mr. Nudge We have dis
carded cOrsets long since. Every one
knows that the constant pressure
they exercise is injurious"
"That'S so. That sort of thing
ought to be-er-intermittent, as it
were"
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Hold On, Boys!

Hold on to your tongue when you
are just ready to swear or lie.
Hold on to your hand when you
are about to steal or take the drunk
ards cup.
Hold on to your feet when you are
tempted to play truant or pursue the
path of error and crime.
Hold on to your heart when evil
associates seek your company.
Hold on to truth, for it will serve
you well at all times and in all
places.
Hold on to your good character, for
it is and ever will be your safe path
to wealth and honor.
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Hygienic High Jinks.

Vegetarian Hostess-I am afraid,
Mr.. Bull, you've not had quite enough
of our simple diet.
Beef-Eating Guest-Quite, thank
yOu.-COmic.
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Accounted For.

"We're about five minutes late this
morning." said the passenger.
mo, SIR" said the conductor.
''YOu forget that you are on the last
car of very long train. "-Harper's
Bazaar.
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A Queer Clock.

Did you ever hear of a cat clock?
II you were in China and wanted to
know the time of day, the boy you
ask might say, wait, and I'll tell
you"
Away he'd 60 to some miserable
shanty and bring out sleepy-look-
ing cat, perhaps, and, softly pushing
up her eyelids, assure you that it was
not noon yet.
You would wonder how cats eyes
could tell him. But it is a fact that
the eyes of a cat always become mar
row before monday, so narrow as to
look like a fine line drawn up and
down. After IL o'clock the pupil
will grow large again.
Just look in your puSsy's eyes, and
see if you can tell, as the boys and
girls do in China, what o'clock it is
Our Little Ones.
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A Timely Jest.

Madam Ito applicant)-Where was
your last place?
Applicant-At the hospital, mem
Madam-Were you a nurse there?
Applicanr-No, mem; was a
smallpox patient Brooklyn Life.
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THE letter you expected does not
come because it was never written.
The Postoffice Department is all
right,
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A Nation of Athletes.

Bcause boy goes to work is 10
reason why he should never kick a
football, pull an oar, or run or skate,
writes Foster Coates, in the Ladies'
Home Journal. If all these outdoor
sports were given up, America would
soon become nation Of puny pig
mics. Our men would be hOllOw-eyed,
yellOw-skinned. and flat-chested, in
stead of rosy-cheeked and robust as
they are now. Walk to and from
school, to the Office or the shop in the
evenings, twice or three times week,
60 out to lectures or social gatherings
or to see some good dramatic per-
Torrance. Go to bed early. Do not
get into the habit of staying up late.
Arise early and you will find that the
hours you give to work or study will
be of incalculable benefit to you.
When you work, devote every thought
to what you have in hand. When
you study, fasten your mind upon the
subject before you. When you play
let no thought Of business or study
disturb you.
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He Has to Make His Living.

"Did your lawyer speak freely on
the subject?"
"What do you take him for? He
spoke 70: S4S. 75."-Brooklyn Eagle,
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FOR OUR LITTLE FOLKS.
A COLUMN OF PARTICULAR IN
TEREST TO THEM.

What Children Have Done, What They
Are Doing, and What They Should Do
to Pass Their Childhood Days
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A Sensitive Spirit.

Junkman-Rags! Rags! Rags.
Tatterdon TOrne-DOn't yer git so
ALFRED personal in your remarks!
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A Curious Pig.

An account of curious pig comes
from Australia. A Mr.. LIE Morte-
more, living near Seriana Creek,
Queensland, has recently shot an
animal which he describes as climb
ing pig. For number Of years wild
pigs have been numerous in that To-
cality. and his theory is that the
original or common pig has been
changed, partly by the necessities Of
his wild life, into the variety he has
discovered.
The captured animal weighs about
a hundredweight, and is pretty fat,
with bristly brown fur, small black
spots, snout and ears like a pig; but
the Jaw is furnished with front teeth
like a rodent, and has also large Ca
mines and powerful! back grinders
~The fore feet are furnished with
hook-like claws, but the hind ones
with only two hooks Oil each hoof.
The tail is thick. about foot long.
ana highly prehensile, and in state
of rest it is usually carried by the
animal in what is known as Elem
ish COLL" A Flemish coil, / believe,
somewhat resembles figure s.
This last item about the new Aus
tralian big is impressive. 1t shows
that this pigs ideas about the proper
management for tail are novel and
striking, and that he must have de-
voted some attention to the subject.
This Australian animal has other
peculiarities. 1t is furnished with
pouch, which it appears to use for
carrying a supply of food while trav-
cling or migrating to fresh pastures.
I'm drought the animal climbs trees,
and hangs by its tail while it gathers
its food by its hook claws"
Mr.. LIE MortemOre intends ensnar-
ing more of these pigs. He declares
that the flesh is excellent "resem-
J bling veal and ham pie"
A pig that climbs trees, carries his
tail in a Flemish coli and his dinner
in q bag, and whose flesh furnishes
veal and ham pies, is certainly a
novelty, even in Australia, the land
Of novelties.-Harper's Young People.
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fleet are Seventv-twO steamships of
1919, go tons and 1S9, 900 horse power.
The p and o. steamships steamed
2. 500, 900 miles in 1890 without an &C
cident.
The biggest fore-and-aft schooner
in the latest government list is the
Golden Age, 1903 tons, built at Alb
bots Bridge, O., in 1883. The Gov
ernor Ames, built at Waldaboro, Me-,
in 1889, registered 1859 tons. and
is the largest schooner in salt water.
The largest floating elevator in the
world was launched on January IA,
1892. in Brooklyn. Its tower rises
seventy-fOur feet above its deck.
Norman L. MOnro's steam launch
Norwood, with her record of a mile
in 2:l2, made on Nov. :, 1891, may
be considered 1.-THE fastest boat
afloat
The first steamship to plow the Pa
ciflc along the coast Of North Amer;-
ca was the Hudson Bay Company's
steamboat Beaver, which is to be ex-
hibited at Chicago.
The first screw propeller on the
great lakes was the Vandalia. Her
machinery was built in Auburn
prison, n. Y.
The first steamship to make di-
rect trip from New York to Austria
liza sailed 10 October, 1891. Her name
was karlsruhe.
The first whaleback steamship
built was the Charles w. Wetmore,
which made the voyage to Liverpool
and back in the summer of 1891.
The first whaleback of any impor.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-11-06
RESOLUTIONS Of Respect.

At regular meeting of Lady Wash
ington, No. l, Daughters Of Liberty,
held on Friday evening, November 4th,
1892, the following preamble and reso-
lutiOns were unanimously adopted:
WHEREAS, 1t has pleased God in His
wisdom and mercy to summon from our
midst our beloved sister, Martha Patter-
SOD; therefore,
RESOLVED, That her sommons from our
midst on the Threshold OF wOmanhoOd,
and the prospect Of brilliant and hap
py future, is to us but solemn remind
er OF the uncertainty Of life and the
certainty OF death, and warning to US
that in life we should prepare for death,
for BE ye also ready, for in such an
hour as We think not tho Son OF Man
cometh."
ReSolred, That while we bow In hum
BILE submission to this dispensation Of
Divine Providence, we cannot but ex-
press our heartfelt sympathy as Conn
ell with the Sorrowing mother and
friends OF our deceased sister, and we
commend them for consolation to Him
who marketh even the sparrow's fall.
RESOLVED, That as token OF our es-
TEEN for our departed sister that our
charter be draped for thirty days; that
these resolutions be spread on our min
utes and be published in the Sunday
papers OF Wheeling, w. Va, and a
copy be presented to the family OF our
sister who has gone before.
Mrs. JENNIE SPEARS,
Miss FLORENCE GREGG,
Mrs. NJ. A. SCARBOROUGH,
Committee.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-11-06
The Betting Yesterday.

The Democrats appear to be more
confident Of the result.
There was some lively betting yester-
day at, McLaughlin's, on the result OF
the election, most OF the money placed
being upon the general result About
SO, GOO represented the aggregate sum
wagered yesterday on Mr.. Cleveland aud
Mr.. Harrison. Even money was offered
on the result in New York and West
Virginia, and there was considerably
more Democratic than Republican
money.
On the local result republicans were
somewhat timid about investing their
cash. An offer Of 500 even on MacCor-
kle has been standing upon the black
board for about week, with no takers.
Another bet of 500 to SIS on Franz
helm was offered, but found no takers.
On Congressman Pendleton's chances
for reelection, Democrats yesterday
offered odds of 500 to $50, some of
which bets were gobbled up, but there
is considerable money at the pool rooms
vet on this wager. Even money was
offered yesterday that Harrison will
not carry Ohio by $4,000 votes, but
found no takers. As a rule, Republl-
can money seeks votes on the general
result and fights shy Of the local con-
tests.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-11-06
EIGHTH WARD GERMANS
LISTEN TO A LOGICAL AND ELOOUEET DISCUS
SION OF VITAL ISSUES
By Capt Sahl, at Mozart Hall-COngrsssman Pen
dlstOn Addresses a Meeting at Forty
Eight Stsst-Othsr Political
Matters.

Capt. @. E. Stahl, the eloquent Ger
man orator, last night invaded the Re-
publican district of Richie and was &C.
corded rousing reception by the Ger
man-American citizens Of that section.
The escort parade, which, although not
projections, was one Of the finest OF
the campaign, and was surprise even
to the organizations which participated.
Taken all In all, the last demonstration
OF the campaign on the Democratic
side was rouser.
Captain Stahl was escorted from the
Behler to Mozart hall by the German
American Cleveland Union, which
turned out about 1875 men. They were
headed by Hackett's band, OF
Bellaire. The w. L. Wilson
Tariff Students followed, making
an imposing appearance IN their
handsome uniforms. Then came
drum corps, heading the Fourth ward
Democratic Club, with abont 60 men In
line. Another drum corps headed the
Richie District Club. McClelland's Cor
net Band came next, followed by the
Young Mems Democratic Club. who
turned out so strong and never marched
better or looked more handsome.
The procession started on its long
route amid shower of rockets, and the
display was continued until the place OF
speaking was reached. Eighth ward
Germans decorated handsomely, and
were lavish in their display OF red fire
and fireworks. The handsome uniforms
OF the clubs, and their faultless march
ing were everywhere subjects OF favor
able comment. For the number OF men
in line, the parade has never been sur
passed in this city, or any other.
When Mozart Hall was reached the
speaker and members of the Cleveland
Union entered the hall. The other
organizations, however, had not had
enough marching to satisfy their en-
thusiasm, so they proceeded down TO
Forty-eighth street, where Congress
man John o. Pendleton was addressing
a big meeting.
Mozart Hall filed rapidly, the audi
ence being made up exclusively OF Ger
man-Americans, who listened with
interest 10 the WOruS OA tTutu
which fell from the lips OF the
eloquent orator, and manifested their
appreciation by outbursts Of applause
every few minutes. The series of meet
ings addressed by Gen. Stahl have been
remarkably successful, considering the
fact that the audiences were made up
of single class of citizens, and 1t is
conceded that he made many votes for
the cause which he so ably and elo-
quently espoused.
The meeting last night was called to
order by Christ Viewig, who named
Mayor c. W. Seabrlght as chairman.
The Mayor, in his usual happy style,
made brief address, and then intro
duced the speaker of the evening, Capt.
Stahl. Capt. Stahl was received with
cheers, which grew more frequent and
stronger as he proceeded. Every men
tion Of Cleveland's name was greeted
with cheers.
The Y. M. D. c., upon its return from
Forty-eighth street, with McClelland's
Band, rendered this Office a pleasant
serenade, and gave three rousing cheers
for the REGISTER
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-11-06
SIX OF US AFFLICTED.
With Crusty, scaly Skin Disease-It Tor
mented Us All-Almost Drove MY
Wife Mad.
Doctors and Medicines Failed-Instant
Relief and speedy Cure of AL
by Cuticura.

Three years ago nv wife, fourlittle children.
and myself were afflicted With q crusty, scaly
disease Of the akin. IL tormented Us all Such
n plague hope will never again visit my fam
lily. Ny children's ages were respectively nine,
seven, and four years, except the youngest, who
was only two months old. OF all our suffering,
my wife suffered the most II almost drove her
mad. The disease first made its appearance
on my wife's back between the shoulders. and
spread across TO her brerst. 1t looked like 1t
was covered over with little scales. ! drst
bought OF q drug store medicine for skin dis
ease, which failed to do any good whatever.
next employed doctor who gave relief for
short while. After trying him for quite while
without effecting . cure, called in another
doctor who proved no better than the first.
After this / bought CUTIcURA REMEDIES OF
Messrs. Purcell, LAdd & Co., Richmond, Va.
having read OF them in a newspaper. Relief
followed the first application, and I've or six
sets cured all Of us. | do not know what the
disease was we hsd, it affected Us all alike, but
do know CUTIcURA cured as Of that skin dis
ease. REV J. n WOODS.
Avon, Nelson county, Va
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-11-06
CHEERING NEWS
Brought to the City, Yesterday, by Score
tary OF State Ohley.


tary of state Ohley.
Secretary of State w. A. Ohley ar
rived in the city, yesterday evening,
registering at the Stamm. He was seen
by q REGISTER reporter, and in in re-
ply to question as to the prospects In
the State for the Democracy, he said:
Everything is in splendid shape. 1
hear good reports from all along the
line. ard 1 regard the State as solid for
the Democracy by from 5000 to 1000
majority. Kanawha county will not
give over 500 Republican majority
certainly not over 600. Fayette will
not go over 600 the same way. / think
Preston will not do as we'll by the Re-
publicans by at least 100 or
more, and Monographs will also
fall off at least 100. Wetzel county
will offset Marshall in good shape. On
the other hand, the Democratic counties
are coming to the front wonderfully.
Hardy will increase her Democratic
majority at least 100, Green0rier from
100 to 200, and Jefferson will also add a
hundred or so. We stand fair in a
number of close counties, and my idea
is that we will win all along the line,
electing the Legislature, the State
ticket, all four Congressman, and carry
ing the State for Cleveland.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-11-06
Another Hopper.

News reached this city yesterday that
Mr.. Louis E, Velton, Chief OF Police OF
Moundsville, and who has been hereto
fore known as q strong Republican, had
come out for Grover Cleveland and the
entire Democratic ticket. Enquiry re-
vealed that this was true. Mr.. Velton
stated most emphatically that he had
enough of Repubiicanism, and on Tues
day he would record his vote for the
entire Democratic ticket Mr.. Ve.ton
is one of the most popular men In
Moundsville, having been chosen Town
Marshal, at the last city election. by an
overwhelming majority, and so high
does he stand that If again nominated
nothing could prevent bis election. He
4 man OF unusual intelligence. and his
leaving the sinking Republican ship. In
County s. ztrtnglY Republican as
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-11-06
REPUBLICAN, HEGIRA.
Half Dozen Uniformed Clubs Leave for
PittSburg.

HaIf Dozen uniformed CluDs Leave IOr
Pittsburg.
There was creditable turn out OF
Wheeling clubs in the big Republican
demonstration In Pittsburg last night.
Special trains were run over the b. &
o. and the Panhandle, and many peo-
pie not members of the marching clubs
took advantage of the cheap rates.
About 1850 people went up over the
two roads.
The Tariff Champions, with 10S men,
the Webster and Richie district clubs,
the Martins Ferry club, and others,
went over the Panhandle. A special
train OF sixteen coaches went out at
3:15 o'clock, in charge of Passenger
Agent j. G. Tomlinson. Two cars were
handsomely decorated with streamers.
There were 932 excursion tickets sold
over this road alone. The special ar
rived at Pittsburg at 5:45 o'clock, about
an hour ahead of the B. 81 o. train,
which left the city little later.
The crowd which left over the B. &
o. was not quite so large. The Young
Mems Republican Escort Club turned
out about go men, and the Ohio County
Colored Club had about 20. A great
many Republican ladies and gentlemen
also went up on the train. In all, there
were six clubs in line from Wheeling,
with about 300 men, which made q good
showing for this city.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-11-06
Marshall has been, is one of the signs OF
the times.
Indiana Democrats.

Mr.. Clement Hess, of this city, has
received letter from VIM. 2. Breen,
an old school friend, and now proml-
nent attorney and politician OF Fort
Wayne, Ind, from which the following
extract is taken.
"We feel that in this State, Indiana Is
surely going Democratic. The candi-
date for Governor on the Democratic
ticket is a man who will muster all the
strength of his own party and is excep-
tionally strong among the farmers. In
my experience / know Of no Democrat
who will vote for Harrison. while do
know that there are Republicans who
will vote for Cleveland. l think that
your friends would be safe in betting
that Indiana will go for Cleveland by .
plurality upwards Of FIVE thousand
votes"