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Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1892-08-07
Could RCAl IA.nr-unnl

n newspaper woman hns n IaunIrcaL
VIII" is ono of tho brightest, wittic.,
Creatures ih"t cvor lived, and /, never
occurred 20 hcr that tho c7'o~rh Iny,;.
vilual who honorcd her Ivy doiur n,
her clothes wac not able to read and
write, rs she h2l nlways appeared above
the ovCra-c in intelligence. Cousccucnt
~ wien Mrs. Wifi n note on tho
hnnd'" OF clothes explaining something
she wished done i. never occurred 10
her that possibly Ann c could mol, un.
dcrSt1nd = word OF il.
Therefore, when she returned md
tic nciIhbor in tho next room related
the following incident she was more
than asionishcd.
IL seems that Annie had tapped on
The door and in q voice n littlc less high
and mighty than usual had remark cd:
"'Scrsc nc, Miss Lizzie, but will yon
r"nd this yer note nf Mrs. W? OF
course, can rcoA. but Mrs. W 10 SO
smart she only writes s~horthand."-
PhilulclDhia Times.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1892-08-07
WEAVER Fon PRESIDENT.
Tho gold ,rus, has oe,ained such

Tho gold trust has obtained such
m ascsndancy oyes The old political
! parties, through their controlling iu-
GueE.es. thas the ouly raiiona! hope
for n return 10 bim,tai!istn consists ia
the separate aud independent orSani-
za,ion OF believers in free coinage. 10
be maintained for aggressive warfare
IN ~silver's iRtcres, until the victory is
securely won.
General Weaver represents the
/ cause and tho tide Of popular senti-
meat that is hack Of II, White buth
Cleveland and Harrison, or. rs much
ms h other, ATE determ:nrd eu-u.es
and reflect only tie will ut the Eng
! sh and AnIeriran bankers who Sc
cured Tho Gemoneiizn;! for their
own rryht.
Doubts as TO the practibiiiiy OF
s!eC;;ng General ",aVer 20 the rresi.
dency should intiuruce tie withhold
ing ~ no Friendly vote fEom the only
Candidate who is with tie people and
the constitution uyUn the vital 9ues
ton OF the day. rae welfare vt tho
country requires the suSOrdIration Of
;ae dangerous designs OF cuaccrtral i
wealth aud monopoly 10 the Interest,"
AID .Shts OF the rco2.c, aui al! whU
csncur IN TINT Judgment s7ou!l SUE
tain IL with their votes. Relief nus,
:sine through the ballot aai !. - "a
rltin duIy - voc fos VIVA: You b.
iicse % be right.
Since the : Old parties havegivcr
the rouu'r. single standard crnGi-
dates for President, and since the
none! power can !sEuIr similar re-
suits four years i.suc- aud so co IN
~detiuateiy, whecce shall relief ccmc If
the people are 10 be dcleIred lruu,
supporting Il free coinage ;hiri part,
candidate from the fear That n zen
party caa=o, succeed in il ti-,; M
tIonal campaign against cid and He!.
organized parties. backed by wealth
without limit? That u5i!cticn Il the
support Of General WeH:e. Is inspired
by the enemies OF silver aud vii,
equal! apply 10 Lny future popular
movement -gulnst the Dangerous az
srcsSiJns OF corporate greed. Their,
must be =. beginning to a National 20
liiical Organization. When the H.
pTbliran party made lis hrs; cam.
paiEn Il w;.s generally believed that
Fremont Leo : ~ioEicrn hope. Fremont
was dr:eHted, but !oLr years lalcr
l. ncoin was elected.
One result Of the Ptop'e's part,
movement this Year will De TO secur-
4 following III the next Cyurrese
strong enough, allied with the To.
ccsn 6 members who will be elected
o. Democratic and Republican cot.
Siituencies, to pass a measure restor-
in- silver 10 its constitutional Status
10 the currency. Should either C!eye.
land or Harrison be elected 10 the
presidency. II is true the measure
"oH!o Dc Dictated Oy a Toto, but the
advantage OF forcing that issue is ma.
t:rIal. With Consress controlled 10y
the people, upon a question that Is
assuming ~ncInenious proportions, the
people md not tho money power
would name the successful prcsiIcn.
tial nominee Of 1896. -IDenyer Neus
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Wells Items.

Senator F. r. f~Iardrsty and party
vest to Mays uyer Oh q fishing triI
to-day.
Miss Mabel Wood ia no better.
a team belonging 10 Dillon Roberts
OF Glover VALLEY, ran away from IN,
stable keeper hero to day and an.
caught 10y Ncphi Bell about Is OF =
milo from 20 gn. No damage domc.
X. Il. l~iauIil. with II party OF er.
per;s, started Tor Bruneuu this moro.
ing.
" M. Knopf has sold his claim IN
Brunenu ~ Montana Co. and is OK.
poc'ed in soon.
Miners mrc going to Brunoau every
day. TIE Cour dc Alcuo strikers
have gone there.
DIR. Pett! aud fishing party came in
to-day with about 50 POUNDS Of fish.
Mr.. Todd, OF Star Valley was
brought IN last night with his collar
bone broken by n hay dcrrich falling
upon him. DIR. Prity ect the bonr
nod he is doing nicely.
Our photographer will leave next
weei,.
From n to three passengers e"
out on tho stage o"ery day.
James Steelc's fhthsr leaves Tor hi.
homo 10 ST. Gsorge, Utah, to.hay.
A silvsrsmi,h has located horc and
is doing we'll.
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TIE MONETARY CONFERENCE

The proposed International Meme
;ary Conference is 10 be held ut Ber-
lin, where silver was demonctiZcd De.
'ore John Sherman succeeded in
perpetruting the iufnmy in the United
States. This augurS i'll Tor the silver
cause.- Journal.
hat a pitiable farce is this Inter
mntional Conference! An the acts Of
craftsmanship done by tho President
IN the last four years are who'd away
by this act Of calling m international
Conference, to be held in Berlin, 10
establish n ratio between gold ard
silver fer American coin, But two
free coiDHge men to represent this
country in tho conference, tho bal.
ancs o DO led by the b~cei.ea.irg
Britishers ind tho beer yuzziipg
Dutch. Great God, what n display
OF American statesman6hip is this,
Groveling ut the fcot Of two nations
that should come to ua FOR capiiui..
tions. American ci;i,e,s g, is not this
enough to mike Chris; arse from the
1cn1 and Set the world on frey And
still they tell us that Harrison is
friendly TO silver! How can nny in.
toIligent mar believe such rot9 Let
us toll you what, in our mind, this
International Conference will amount
TO. In tho first place they arc Al
sendy talking Of changing tho ratio
between gold and silver rom 1G TO 20
or - 10 l. This done, and m iron
clad agreement catered into by tlic
three Or four naiions Interested for Il
pericd OF ten or twenty years. and
where IL yonr silver for TINT lorgth
* time? L. will simply settle tie
silver question IN favor OF Wall Street
aud London for tho time that may be
'Gre.d upon, or until the people ui
this country ofcnly rebel against tho
government that ia making America Il
home for millionn;rcs and trampg
only. This Information Conference
is liaely TO Ue secoDd ia in,qrity only
to tho crime Of 1919 dcnonoti.-
ing tho white metal.--iLyon County
7imes.
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How IhrI NoIod.

The following proceedings OF the
Sepublicau State CENTRAL Corpmi,t.~.
are taken from the Carson Ne,cs OF
Sunday:
sir. Gotta, OF Ornsoy. oIeed the
following call: -8csolved that Il
State CUnvt ntIon 10 called for the
purpose ut nominating. } Presidential
Electors, | Member vi Congress, l Su.
preine judy aai Tor the trans .cIiur
of such other business rs may prn;er-
~ com before the Co~uv.nticu." Mr..
&C Wu!lare. Ct Eureka. acting Is
the proxy OF Hon. Thu& Wren. viTrre,!
the fU!lOwin: rail-: "R->o.y,d tuat d
State Convention be called. Tor tn,
purpose ~ combating "A SLlie tick
aud for the tra-sac;iVu ci such olhrr
business as may propes!! come be.oT..
;hc Corvrniior."
Mr.. Ctlias call 70. a Convention /,
nominate Pres dental E~.ec;urs Ma.
adopted by ths fUiluAins VOTE.
Churchill. J. ". Fivrcrsou, Geprc,. =
fuTrtlu PROXY. Douglas, ). y. X -
sey. E.sv, Z. If. Srruu.c, u. i. vi
RUS, Sproale proxy. L.ucy!r, Janv,
I~cE4Jusu, L. d. L. Cuts prUxl.
N!e. \ Mau,c. II. NJ. Cu;num prux,.
D!ns5y, Ivan Hiis:..:s, \. u. A.
dv'!. iTrEHIvr Caihn. SEpsey. ". VI
& '..lf - &c.
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a ROOF Or SALT.
The Queer Covering OF n Lake In 6
bcrsI.

-
The Queer Covering OF n Lake In 81
Dcr!I.
This remarkable lake may De- seen =.
any tine during the year, fully c:s.
posed. being even 1T its best when Ia.
II is shining directly upoa il. Til,
wonderful body of water is one of the
S les: Of tic salt lakes, and is situated
nt:r OCdorsk, Siberia. The Like i,
r:nc miles wide and seventeen lonr.
Il within the memory of man WAS NJ
cat2rc!y rooted over by The salt deposit.
Originally evaporation played tho most
prom ucnt part in coating the lake over
with suit, but ut the present time tie
salt springs which surround il are add.
Ing fast to the thickness OF the crugt.
In Ghc long aGo rapid evaporation Of
the lakes waters left great salt crystals
Heating on the surface. In course of
time these calicd together. Tins the
waters were Gnally ca;ircly covered.
In 1915 the lake found m underground
outlet into tho river Ooi. which
lowered its surface about thrcc
feet. The salt crust was so ,h;cI:.
however, that it retained its Cd level,
anil now p-csg ats the curious s5cC,nci,
OF 4 sait-roofcl lake. The sail cont in.
crcnScs six inches in thickness every
year. The many islands with which
the lake il studded arc said To net rs
braces and II help keen the archcd salt
crust in position.-Dctroit Free Pres.
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Sawiutt building uloct..

onc Of tho most promising methods
which have been dcyiacd for the u%tilizn.
tion of rrwdu@, is In use In Germany.
where blocks FOR building nrc made of
that material. The accounts river,
OF their quality arc extremely favor.
n1!c as regards their strength, li2ht.
il"sS' hardness OF exterior and capabil.
NY OF resisting fire. II Is in fac,
claimed Tor them that they arc practi.
cllly noncornbmstiblc, but nothing
short OF the most complete dcmons.rn-
ton can justify the use Of that term In
it, i"li neral Significance. The saw
d!ist Is mixed with MI acid before tho
ulocss arc nodded. Their cost rs now
made 10 moderate compared will,
other materials OF equal utility, md IL
is Thought tina. tho process may be still
further ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS Nova.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1892-08-07
The Republican state Central Com.
mittac's Proceedings.

The Republican State Central Coui.
Dittes met in Virginia City, Satur-
day, tiiore being 81 members in HI.
tendance, and the following business
was transacted:
II sns decided TO hold the primaries
on Saturday, August %. The ,est
adopted for the primaries was: 81
am "a Republican aud 10 fivor OF tho
free aud unlimited ~cninagc Of silver on
equal terms with gold, at the ratio Of
IL TO J."
H. vac decided. by a vote OF 10 to IL,
20 hold tho State Convention at Reno
on August 81, for the purpoeo OF
nominating throe Presidential Ellie.
tors, n Momber 81 Congress-, Judge OF
the Supreme Court, mombets of the
Board OF Regents ot tho stats Uni.
versity, nod appointing a State Geo.
tth Committee.
Tho apportionment OF delegates is
M follows: Churchill 2, Domglas ..
Elko IA, E'iu"ralda 10, Eureka 10,
Humboldt, Lander O. Lincoln 8. Lyoa
2, Nye 3, ormsby ~, Storey 30
w ishoe IL, White Pine q. Total l3i
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eryr-mwm~sssv

Lundy fndcr:-A recent visitor 10
tho larger island in Mono lake eay =
lc discovered tho b,ly OF M lniian
under u tsa feot OF lava lust. not lar
from tho hot sprun2s. H. is pottiliod
to solid stono, and is entirely nude.
IL is too heavy Tor any boat ON the
lake, out n raft will Uc bui upon
which IL may 10 treishtcd TO the
pnin land. Ia the interest " dc.rrcy
IL viii hneo 70 30 clotbei ooiorc il is
exhibited.
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A DOCTORS MOTT COOK.

Two jrAifAS bavanta b,licvo they
nave discovered tho germs Of loclsJnw.
n MOSCOW dentist has s~ucccssfullv
~ ihIso tocth ossumc O Fixed place In
toothless gums
IT has often boon observed that tho
na'ls actually grow on tho sturnps OF
%ninputatcd 1ugcis.
Is u,c Samaritan hospital n, 1c,fo,,N
ireland, chiorotorm has been given in
Ger thrce thoutand CAGES Of operations
without o single fatal rcsult,
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aides Do YOU want to keep your husband home at night,
~1eSoAS0 ani keep him agreeable and pleasant? He must
smoke, AMI yet, YOU don't like TIE smell OF his tob:c:o. Youcan
drive him away to his club-out of Just su;h things come misery,
uniappinesS and divorce. Tie trouble is that he uses poor
tobacco. Coax him TO 81 BLACEwElLS EULL DURHAM SMOKING
ToBACCo; its d.!cate aroma will not b, offensive to you, and
ii will not ill all the c,rtlins, h2nginys and clothing with that
stale ~disngreeaba DIOR that row troubles you. Keep your husband
home. and avoid ali risks by having him smoke BULL DURHAM
TOBACCO. Sod everywhere.
BLAcKwELL's DURHAM TOBACCO CO., Durham, N. c.
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Tho Reno journal Is informed ~
L. hbtahms that 'rheoiore Wintcrs
has boon offered $4,000 Tor II year.
ling COLT out OF Marion 10y Hooker.
Tho colt 10 Nevada brcd, aud Is prob.
pbly n Of tho host OF It's asc on tho
oontinen MI
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Wells, July 81. 1897.
Dumping ;;rouud.

Let Europe "lump her SILVER on our
shorca II sho will. We have NOR.
space To receive Il than che has spare
nilvcr 10 dump. There will be no
trouble about TINT. Mighty little
abo"o har absolute ncccssiiioq has shc
With which Ia inundatc our si.orcr.
10 can tnlto caro- Of whatever s%urplua
she may have, II any. Clear tn. way
aud "dumH ii,"and NO will goon hnvc
M cnd 10 this absurd. silver from Eu.
rope. National Fitw.
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WILLIAM

Range. Hunt
iugton Valley.
PnsiUilicc nd.
dress, Elko, Ne
vaia.
Horses brand
cd same Gu right
shoulder.
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"Fathcr, just whAok nc a bit. will
your"
"Whnt TORI"
"Why, thon mothc5W give mo sono
opplyE." Fl DaL
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-12-27
The Worlds Fair EXPLAINED.

10 was high noon, and in the basement OF the
building in course OF construction the men had
laid aside their hods. and after dsposing of the
contents Of their dinner pals were smoking the
clay pipe OF contentment, says the New York
Sun. Terence Murphy took his short pipe from
his mouth as he addressed Dennis Finn.
say, Binny, would yer be sftter goin' to
TO tn WORLDS fair is It, re say. And fhwat
moight that beth WORLDS fair?"
sure, an haven't yer bear spske o tn
word Z loombten ecp'z'shn, as they says"
Come on. now, Nike Come away Git out
o, that wild thin dude words. Ewhat's tn
plain English av tn barney ye're givin, me?''
'kath, man, it's no blarney I'm givin re.
HDont yeread fwhst they tells in tn newspapers,
~ know dom well doa't read III stuff! I
rave pave me work. 70 do. tell ye I've heard OF no
well, there's to be e fair" -..
In pwhat county is it. Hikef"
IN IN no. p county. begob! They'd be stther
,o;t I'm q, GShkawgy IS i you say? An viii it be
ran; now, an if it is, your see me- il the very
-, No. no; but you are ignr'at, Dinny, me man.
the divvil of institootion, tn loikss av' which
no one ever saw before before P'haps we've
hear lear tell of Tn stock yards in Ch'SawgyY"
In place where they kill tn pigs, Is it,"
circumforation " ~
An is it there they'd be for holdin' tn fair?'
Indede it's. Every fair has pigs, Dinny.
ana IN On kawgy fair. as bein tn greatest in
th' woorld, must have more pigs than any other
iar before So they said as t'would be cheaper
70 take IN fair to tn pigs than tn pigs TO tn
tair an they built TIL fair grounds all round
tn pigs. They're buildin yet. Dinny.''
Ch'kawRy?"
No indade; but they'll have piece Of
everything in the woorld They'll have lagoonys
an gondoolys an piazzys an portcoolys an
men an women from all over the EARTH"
atm but where did We get the Frinch lingo
about tn lagoonyS?' y
Sure, it's all in TIL noospapers
An phwat tn OWLS a Iagoonyy"
,,.,,at on aon t know phawt's iagoony? Did ye
never hear o patchouli!''
Pat Shooley? Sure, never did. An is he
bossin' tn, fair?" - :.
No, ye choomp, he amt bossin' tn fair.
o Ne nave no eddycashun.. Dinny. Tn stuff they
uses it ava Sunday fwhen she goes to the
choorch." ~
fume?' N4' = pSA'
Faith. an they tell me it is not. But av yez
go 70 tn FAIR We can see for yerself. Dnny."
Nv ell. don't care much for tn laeoonv
Inucn prefer IN pigs. They say tn Ch'kawgy
pigs fone class o. pig
ITue, Dinny, IL is. 1t has a foine chance"
An fwben IS tn fair to bey''
-, not Till tn comm summer"
an Is 10 now ye'd be botherin' me wild tn
WORLDS fair, that amt to be TIL tn next sum
at is that
'''Well.' I'd have We t understand rid xAr
Inonstrous talk about exp'z'shns an lagoonys.
mat twhen ye be a talkin' to Dinny Finn, yez
might oest conhne your observations to
" present. DAY. An there goes tn whis-
WORLDS fair"
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The Mask Oft.

The republicans no longer pretend they
would like TO have the democrats IL control
OF the Senate. They admit openly thst
they intend to retain control of that body
if they can. While they we're declaring
that it would give them great satisfaction
to have the whole responsibility for legisls-
ton and the administering Of the govern
uent placed upon democratic shoulders they
we're secretly laying wires to elect senators
from Kansas, Montana, Wyoming and Cal
ifornis. -
Mr.. Carter, the chairman of the national
republican committee, has called meeting
Of that committee in-New York early in
January. It has been impossible TO find
ont what the purpose of the meeting is, but
10 is believed that 1t Is to perfect plans for
keeping the Senate in republican control
It's evident that the protection barcns
are behind this scheme to obstruct tariff re-
form. Il Twill be remen bered that about
three weeks ago, after il was generally con-
coded that the democrats would have the
Senate after March 4, Senator Quay quietly
announced one day that the republicans
would control the Senate during the next
SSH6AOSSs GTSdb surpIls5 was CduS5u ny
his remark, and it was thought by some
that Senator Quay was not in earnest. 1t
was not long, however, before the demo
cratic leaders discovered that he was very
much In earnest. Evidence was furnished
them that plan for capturing enough
senatorships in the western states to give
the republicans the Senate had been
mstured and was being carried out.
The democratic leaders at once took steps
to protect the rights OF the democrats, and
the work done has been of such vigorous
character that the republicans are now In
doubt whether their plan will be successful.
There is hardly doubt that the meeting
ct the national republican committee in
January has reference to the control of the
Senate. II money is wanted it will be forth
coming. II the protection barons can pre-
vent the repeal of the Mckinley tariff they
are going to do it. They, undoubtedly. are
behind the movement to keep the republic
ans in the majority in tie Senate. They
think they see way to get the benefit of
the Mckinley tariff for several years more,
and they are using it. r.
The fight for the control of the Senate is
not going 90 be tame affair. It is going
to call into play the political skill Of the
leaders of both of the great parties. The
democrats have right on their side and. there
fore, ought to be successful. 80
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-12-27
PERSONAL


WHEN Mr., Cleveland becomes President again
he will find that there are "a, 1872 more Office
holders than there were when he left the white
house in 1870.
SAMUEL REA, an attsche Of President Roberts
Office, is liable 20 be chosen second vice presi-
dent OF the Pennsylvania railroad in place Of
the late Joseph \. Dubarry He has executive
aoiity and skill as an engineer 70 commend him
70 promotion.
TEE Reg. Thomas Il. Besches Of Elmire hss
headed movement among the clergymen OF
thar city to protest against sunday funerals, on
ths TWO grounds that the associations or the
gay Suggest. resurrection. nat interment, and
that undue labor should alSo-b avoided as far
as possible on the Lords day.
PRINCE BISMARCK is stakeholder in the NIL
waukee street railway systenl'to the extent OF
10000 marcks, or $4,000. Henry Willard got
the great Chancellor Interested in the matter
and when Paul Lindau a German writer of
promineHce, Jnads e favorable report as to'Mil-
waukee' future Bismarck bought the stock.
TIE cross OF the Order Of St. Olaf. which the
King OF Sweden will confer upon n. Pasteur on
his approaching birthday anniversary, is of gold
and orilliants and is attached to red. white,
and blue ribbon. The order was created by Os-
car L, father of the present king, to recomp 4nse
miscellaneous services. and bears the name Of
tne prince who INTRODUCED Christianity into
Norway.
NOT since the days Of the Washburns have
there been brothers in the same congress His
tory in-this respect JSin repeat itself next year
Senator Cockrell Of Missouri will enter upon his
fourth term and at the same time his brother
Representative Cockrell of Texas, will begin his
nrst term: The senator is the younger OF the
brothers by two and a half years. But he has
eighteen years the start oil the Texan in Wash
ington HE. Both OF the ckrells are lawyers
Both were confederateS from the begin ming to
t ite,I END o. the war Both attained the respon
sibihty OF the command Of brigades
FOREIGN PAPERS say that there is little prob
ability OF marriage between the Czaowitzr Of
Russia and the Princess Marie. daughter of the
King of Greece. The czarina favors the match;
put tue Queen of Greece, aunt of the czarowitz,
IS opposed to it. Various reasons are given for
tins opposition: For a marriage to take place
dispensation would be necessary, as the Greek
cnurch forbids unfon between near relatives
4 dispensation was granted for the marriage Of
the Princess Olga of Greece and the Grand
Duke Paul the youngest brother of the EN-
peror. The young princess died, It may be re-
mempered. II is said the queen looked unou
the death. in way, as consequence of the dis
regard for the church rules
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Short and sweet.
From the london Punch.


The young ladies' Of Nottingham have formed
4 snort Skirt league.-DGiy Graphic
Ye pretty girls Of England,
So famous for your looks
Whose-sense has braved q thousand fads
OF foolish fashion boogs.
Your glorious standard launch again
10 match another foe.
And refrain
.. LEV From the train
While the stormy 'Lempests blow
Wflte the Sodden streets are thick with mud
And the stormy tempests bowl
See how the girls of Nottingham
Inaugurate league
For skirts five inches from the ground:
They'll walk without fatigue.
No longer plagued with trains to lift
Above the slush or STOW;
They j not sweep
Mud that's deep
While the stormy tempests blow;
Long dresses do the vestry work,
While stormy tenn pests blow!
o, pretty girls Of Nottingham.
If you could save us men
From our frightful clothing.
How We should love you then,
Wed shorten turned-up trousers,
And widen pointed toe,
Leave off that
Vile silk hat,
When the stormy tempests blow
Wretched hat that stands not wind or rain
When the stormy tempestS blow.
We're fools. Yet. girls of England,
We might inquire of you
Why wear those capes and sleeves that seem
Quite wide enough for two?
And why revive the chignous-
Huge Jumps pinned ons You know
You would cry,
Should they fly
Where the stormy tempests blow:
For they catch the wind just like balloons,
Where the stormy tempests blow!