St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-01-30
SUNRISE SIGNALS.


ID. Harrison energies from round first of the
CHILEAN go" somewhat groggy but still in
the ring.
AS a stayer Chill is several degrees behind
Bandit CARA.
have no particular objection to Dave Hill.
being in the saddle, but hate to be the sad
dle.-G. c.
see that Andrew Carnegie has forwarded
complete set of his literary works to Peter.
head, Scotland. care not how many of his
literary wares go to Scotland so long as the
back freight is Scotch whisky.-Dr b. Harri-.
sou.
Possibly the reason why no Anne rican de-
tective jumps at Mexico's offer of 500, 900 for
Cara is that payment is to be made in Next
can money.
She placed in her parlor cosy,
An Edison talking clock;
But the outlooks far from rosy;
For her beaus avoid the block.
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About all that is left OF the CHILEAN war
scare are the Kalamazoo militia and the Mis-
souri, brass band.
Customer Gin restauranD Bring me beef
steak Ia Desdemona.
Waiter-Whatcher soy?
Observation-Disclosures in onions.
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Grover Cleveland-We had pretty fair lack
today; shot eighteen ducks and plumber.
Charlie Jefferson-A plumber! Why, that
bird is pelican
g. C.-According to omit biology, yes; we
call him plumber because he has such a
large bill.
An exchange. commenting on Rev. Joseph
Cooks Prohibition candidacy, suggests that
"he is rushing in where angels lear to tread. ="
However, this is much better than rushing
the cam
Minister-Editor Whitelaw Reid. it is re-
ported, is anxious to come home and imme
diately resume work at his desk with the
blue lead pencil. Some mighty queer things
have been creeping into the New York Trib-
une Of late.
il any one of the numerous heavyweight
pugilists really wants to fight, he should en-
ploy Senior Malta to write letters. Senior
Malta has acquired quite a reputation for
skill in writing offensive notes.
That John l.. Sullivan is doughty warrior
Whenever he wants drink right badly he
allows no such an impeachment as temper
ance pledge to stand in his way.
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The present political campaign bids fair to
take on musical attractions. Already the
aht1li Of ba
mingle their softened gurgles with the low
purr OF the Tammany tiger.
worn?
Up to date the cost OF the Ch1lian misun-
Outstanding has been 100000 This is big
price for few days of tantalizing excite
ment, and wondering how it would affect the
price of NO hard
If the published pictures of Pat Egan do
him justice, he resembles more people than
any other man in B. Harrison's employment.
w@
1t is viciously suggested by enemies Of the
administration that the match was declared
OFT because President Harrison had trained
down too fine.
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Crassus-How did you succeed so well in
selling your play to the manager? [ took
mine to him ana he talked three hours on
dramatic art.
Bigelow-I bought six beers
Col. Elliott F. Shepard is still blue lead
penciiing the Bible, and publishing only the
most salient points
One can produce peculiarly atrocfous
variety Of fruit by budding the bitter almond
on free stone peach tree, but few pomolo-
gists admire that stylograph. Send ten-cent
stamp tor explanatory
Three administration organs in New York.
the Press, Recorder and Col. Elliott Fisticuff
Shepards alleged newspaper, the Mail and
Express, have been yawping for blood during
the past three weeks. Not one drop will they
get unless their belligerent editors make a
personal visit to some outlying slaughter
house.
Col. Bob Ingersoll's sententious language
must be softly percolating through his hat
when he says that there is no more reason
for a free press than that policemen should
be allowed free use of the club" Come,
now, colonel, that don't go. You never made
worse break since you commenced to patter
in the hum box. All of your old pals and
chums are outside the clergy, and you know
ii. If you keep on queering yourself in this
style you will have to hustle for friends out
side the press boys. and you'd find 'em
scarcern bi-cuspids in a Cochin China
chicken. If you're the true friend of liberty
that the bill boards and window Autographs
say you are you have been misquoted in your
remarks. Get hump on Yourself Bob and
call down the malignant viilifier of your own
historic reputation as firm friend of free
speech and an unmuZzled press The quick
est way public entertainer. prominent poll
tician or ambitious Author can drop him
self, or herself. in the soup is to go back on
the press The free press of the United
States has done more for you than you can
do for it If you sat up nights and bought
cigars for the boys at the rate of 500 min
ute, Colonel, come off the bough.