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Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-05-28

Before the present congress shall
have adjourned the whole subject Of
oppeopriasions for the maintenance OF
~ several departments Of the general
novosnment will pass under review by
oonlossnce committees- The demo-
opae. inspired with desire to make
sowing for economy" and quaking
With fear lest their record shall be in
oxcsn Of the "bilIion-dolIar" congress,
are critically investigating every
hgnnch Of the public service. Believ-
iDg that vulnerable point of attack
ouises in the postal appropriation they
hAve agreed upon an amendment re-
ducing the total 81, ooo. 900, without in
curing as to its probable effect in
orippling and impsiring the service.
u would seem to DO the blindest kind
q bind folly to take one penny from
>his appropriation. By allow and
Iaborious degrees the postal service has
Len improved and facilitated until
0my 10 1Ccos 40 otth - W oSAAeo1
~ greatest liberalIty in making pro-
vinon for It's maintenance. Unless
money amply sufficient TO carry out
eoutcmplateG improvements and ex-
tonsions be provided the postal service
viii remain at . standstiIl. 1t 10 the
only department of the government
that . IN daily touch with the people.
II Is the only department 80 intimately
connected with commercial transac.
sions ~ 10 regulate the pulse Of busi
ness to . large degree. II IL is 70 be
abridged 10 it, usefulness and eurtailed
- 70 ito convenience by the niggardly
pArsimouy of few hair-bfained ''econ.
onists" q viii suffer irreparable injury
The recommendation of the depart
nens are not sxtravagant; they are no'
uads for The purpose of experiments
15ou. bat are made to secure money u
in<rssse the efficiency and convenience
81 this popular branch of the public
nnrvsce.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-05-28

Preparations for the Annual Road Race to
Plaindeld.

Arrangements are being completed
for the annual road race Memorial Day.
The entries are s.ill coming IN, and the
affair promises to be greater success
than last year. The prize list, which Is
very valuable, il now completed. II 10
composed of many things useful 70
wheelmen and is valued in the neigh
borhood of $500. The prizes are - fol-
lows: First, = pneumatic Clipper"
safety, made by the Grand Rapids
Cycle company, Sl25, second, an ele-
CANT gold watch valued at $50; third, .
complete suit of bicycling cloth
ing, including hat, shoes, stocking.
belt and sweater, valued at $35;
fourth, clock, $50; NTH. "Hawkeye"
camera, complete, SIS; sixth, l.. A. w.
pin, $3.50; seventh, "Beil Rock" safety
lamp, SIS; eighth, Sweater" 81; ninth,
watch charm, l.. A. w. emblem, $3.50.
Aside from these, the man making the
best time will be given q handsome
gold medal worth SIS. Entries are
now being made and more local riders
are entering than In former races. The
entries at present are Bert Huele.t,
Detroit; w. L. Lovejoy, Big Rapids;
Frank Heath, Troop Richmond, Frank
Richmond and Harry Hydorn of this
city. Several of our best local
riders, however, will enter later
and large field is expected.
II the weather is favorable
one of the best races that was ever run
in Western Michigan 10 expected. The
course will be from the east end of
Sixth street bridge north on Canal
street, past the Soldiers Home and
North Park to Plainfield and return on
the east side OF the river. The handi.
cap has not as yet been announced,
nor have the officers of the track.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-05-28

The two final performances Of the
pecuIiar version of "Muldeon's Picnic"
unequaled in 10 peculiarly by any
other farce comedy ever fossted on an
,nsuspecfing puelic, will b gwen nj
Redmond's this afternoon and even.
ing.
TIE sale OF seats for Prof. Flinfs
ussm~ric entertainment tomorrow
evening opens ct Powers' thss morn
in9-
seats for "IstsIe Nuexet," which
opens A Redmond's tomorrow night
for . week. sbeald BE secured ~ shs
bos office today.
The PARA Gaisty ffsFls in fun, froiie,
music and spesssltsess aed OF course.
pretty costumes. viii begin an engage
meat a smlth's tomoxrew evening.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-05-28

JOHN g. CLARKsoN seems 70 be labor
ing under the apprehension thathe can
dictate presidential candidates to the
republican party. Mr.. Blaine's standing
in the party is of such . character that
it scarcely needs any dictatorisl meth
DDS 70 give it strength.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-05-28

Rush and Rebus pisoarrsd a Phslsdsi-
phis-The kaces.

phis-The Races.
PHILADELPHIA, May sT.--The fourth
days racing III Beimoat park today
MAS marked by theexpnislon at kenben
Rusn and hls hay geiSlag Aebas. The
horse entered IN ths ESQ race. hat MAS
dsstaneed. The judges looked into the
cSse and decided 20 take Rush out OF
the box, substituting strickland. THIS
proved very beneficial change. Rsbus
securing three straight heats ~ . re-
suit. The judges called kush into the
stand and expelled him from the
track with his horse. The other rsces
were we'll contested, tut there was only
= small attendance. TIE summary:
First race. go froitlng class heats;
purse. $5eo-pisy Boy first. Sadie NJ.
second, Walter Herr third; best time,
2:saS.
second. $50 pace Glaze heats; pure.
t50o-Rebus tdlstsnced) waved first.
Phaxhall second, Jim Wilson, Jr., third !;
best time, 2:2s3.
Exhibition mile pacing to harness
Hal Pointer. 2:l6i. The one-qusrtsr
nile was made in :S2}. the halfin l:o7l
the three-quarters Ia l:43l and the mic
in 2:l6f.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-05-28

The Ladies' Aid society OF 81. Johns
Episcopal mission gave an ice cream
social and fancy work sale at Mission
hail, No. es2 south DIVISION street. last
evening. IL WAS well latronlzed and .
lar sum was realized from the esica.
IL l,e,ng the first venture Of the kind
by the society since Its orEanixat'on
one year ag,,. the ladies feel we'll sat,s-
fed over their eugceea
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-05-28

A Pretty Program Faithfully Carried Out
Yesterday.

Yesterdays musical session CT the
81. Cecilias was in charge Of Mesdames
p. IL. Carroll and ID. h. sbedd. fhe
day was devoted 10 = study Of Nendels-
sohn, and the following program WAS
presented: Piano duo, allegro hsli-
liant. op. %. Mss Fitch, Miss Ware.
Vocal trio, Il Waited for the LORD,
Mesdamea Pearson. Saedd, Pa.ten. A
paper on Mendelssohn. Miss Anna Cal
k;ns. =, "Sprug 10 Returning" b.
Parting and Meeting" Mrs. Nichols.
Trio for piano. violin aud cello. OF. 81.
motto. allegro, agItato. Anoante con
motto trapquilio. Finale. Allegro asssi
sppaseionsta. Mlss oiazier, Mr.. wynn.
Mr.. Knapp. After the regular program
had been carried out the society de-
voted itself IA the nomination of of3i-
GERS to be voted on at the annual meet
ing next Friday.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-05-28
nm I'VE esssrfbssss spsssaa ana
oss1ustss letter - the sasaay ses-
80. Me wrisisxs are ~ AL eaas me
sees readable and entertaining N
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80 'hss arc MOI ''n'''e .ss .
ins unue1 "s~s s- = .s,s;n,-
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"heie : 'o"n = 49,. 80
LOT QUO ssa .'..'oa ~, a.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-05-28
BEREAN pnpTIsTs.
They Chose q Pastor and Other or
GERS.


The election of officers for the newly
organized Berean Baptist church on
Cot avenue occurred last night with
the following result. Pastor. the Rev.
u. w. Cartwright. Descens. one year,
Edward Dale; two year,, +. A. Dlxon;
three years. Frank Mills. Trustees, one
year. A. l.. Flsgg; two years. William
II. Sswhssl; three years, Wiilism III.
Andrews. Clerk, Mrs. =. H. DIXON;
treasurer, James v. Whitney; oollsc-
tors. Mfs. Whitney and Mrs. Andrews;
ushers, Waiter Sewstt add John swee.
dyk. The formal recognition OF the
new church will occur one week from
Sunday. when the Rev Ir. Jackson OF
the Fountain Street Baptist church
wlll deliver the drdioasoFy sermon.
Recognition committees from ell Zap
list churches ia Grand Rapids vii be
prssent ADD IN elaborate fauscas pro
gram viii Re rendered.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-05-28

EVERY citizen will feel sensation Of
pride in reading the prospectus 10 the
new city directory. brief and neces-
sarily hurried review Of which 10
printed this morning. The splendid
growth and expansion Of the city are
proper subjects for felicitation.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-05-28

CHICAGO isn't satisfied with the hon.
ors that have already been accorded
ner. Yesterday q Norwegian steamer
direct from Bergen anchored in her
harbor. and the proud city of sausage
and sewage now refers TO itself ~
seaport.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-05-28

WITHOUT protest or objection the TO
representatives. Of the local press were
permitted TO attend the meeting of the
hoard Of fire and police commissioners
yesterday. In yielding 20 graciously 10
the demand Of the public, the commits
sioners have worthily acquitted them
selves. THE HERALD again scores .
mild.triumph, which, - intimated some
time ago, its less fearless and out
spoken neighbors are quick to share.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-05-28
Racing 81 I-asonIa.

LAroxIA. KY. May 27.-First race.
selling. one and tnree-sixteenth mile
Radcliffe won, Contest second, aindoo
GAM third; time, 2:25t.
Second. seyen-eignths mile - Jack
Richoiieu won, Torren Bette Archer
second, Rosciesf third; time. so.
Fourth, one and fiye-slxteenth mile
Coyerton wen, Yale '9l second, Ethel
third; time. 1871.
Fifth. three-quarters mile - Avon
Dor won, Parapet second, OHIO Boy
third; time, l:l6s.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-05-28

0ddetse second. Lepersins third: time,
iii.
Fourth. seven and one-hAif furionxs
Mary Sue Won; Whittier and kxnes-
vile ran . dead heat for place; time.
1857.
Fifth. ak furiongs-Nis< Francis Won,
Ieumhrlz second. Alice ID third; tine,
l.i7.
sixth, ak fufiongs-B hound Won.
Texas Curl second, Cyrena third; time.
l;l7.
Seventh. one mile and City yards--
Ethel Grey Won Verge Dor seoond,
Czssella third; time. l:46.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-05-28

Three Favcrites. Three Second Choices
and Long Shot win.

IT. LOUIS, NO, NAV u bree
favorises. three heavily backed second
choices and one twenty to one shef
were the winners at the Jockey club
track today. The upse: Vas in The
fifth race, when Ais Francs, 81 fwsnfv
10 one. beat The fsvogIte, Leun'br .,
out by a half length. In The fonrfh
race Writer md KanesvilIe rsna dead
heat for place.
First race, slx and half fuFieBgs--
LORD willobroak soa.fh =. kaight
seeond, Ire Deacon third; time, 1zis.
second, foar and one-sAlf fuTsougx--
Princess Lorraine won. SIR Carr second
Brewnwood thsrt; tine, -.
TAEd, sx iafsoaEs AEn.e Race Won,
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-05-28

HAVE you noticed that the free trade
papers have dropped the subject of
tin-plate and the tariff 10 devote their
abilities to the preparation of scholarly
essays on church polity and crop pros
poets?
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-05-28

vrxEzuEIA's reds are evidently ~
brutal and bloodthirsty - their kind
the world over. There 10 only one kind
Of anarchist that is sood-ths dead
kind.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-05-28

MIcHrsAx's university should essab-
Iish theological seminary. Her classic
ball tossers were mangIed out of shape
Wednesday BY Pnnceson's embryo di-
vines.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-05-28

IT several DAYS SINCE any report OF
the capture Of Cara hes appeared.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-05-28
lnApEouAIflY PuNIsnEp.

FpfroH HkRALr-1he increasing fire.
qucncy of assaults upon our ofilcefs by
the iAwless element OF our community
has received fresh illustrations duriag
the present week, Not only was 3
courageous and faithful pafreln,su
very seriously injured. bat Detective
Kennedy, while arrestinR reckless
drivers last Sunday in accordance viii
Instructions. wac struck by he captives
and violently throwu from nis buggy.
The injafy, fno thanks 90 the sssai-
lants) might have proved much more
serious than il did TO the vsrilant
officer. Yet when the parties we're re-
captured snd brought before JUDGE
Hsggerfy and pieaded guilty bccxuse
they had not the sssehtret defense 20
make. tbat ofbcsai hned them ooIy
s.. IS each. And this too. after The "a
trolmsn's aggravated Gee had bsen
spread before the public. II
seems 20 me 3 pretty cheap
price for an assault upon -
officer. under the circumstances. ao5
lie cnlprite must have chuckied almost
ADD ibly 80 they paid the mere bAgst<iie
aud walked away free. euch severe
dealing Nv Judge must prove q very
posr enboursgemenf 70 our beld end
fsfhfni guardians cf the pesrt who
are conscientousIy ecdcssersns 20 pro-
tect us against The RUE of is~isss eie'
meut Il a not high time mat ssns
81 these offenders were made % feel
tie fnH siRs Of tie isv. o. must ~
wait nnfss . brave feliov's iifs y seaten
ont ere : whDieeon1e sxssnpis . 49, Q
shs iusf punishms1a a one nf foese
eous 81 Eal1sf, caAkf,re fBrHkEk-
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-05-28

CEREAL production In California.
Colorado, New Mexico and Arizona Is
compiled in census bulletin No. 1S5 for
the year 1889. California reports .
total area Of 3,Sl2,75l acres ~ COM
pared with 1851 800 at the tenth GEN.
sus. In Colorado the total area in
cerals was S5l ,0s6 acres ~ compared
with lie, 12l in 1879. In New Mexico
the total area in cereals was 1920 as
against 104, 48l IN 1879. Arizona shows
. decrease of 576acres, the cereal pro-
duction being very small.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-05-28

VIII Blaine accept the nomination ii
il b rendered 10 him by . majority
vote Of the Minneapolis convention,
this u question that nobody but
Blaine himsslf can snawer. IL he shail
answer il in the Affirmative between
nov and June 2. there can b no CON-
bination powerful enough 70 prevent
his NOMINATION. on the drst ballot.
Friends Of Harrison protest that the
February letter settled the question.
Bat the letter Was written Ut . time
when il Vas obvious to Blaine that IL
Was uncertain ~ 70 what conditions
might arise Immediately preceding the
convention and which now confront il.
Then. too. 1t was written - IN sct Of
loyalty to nis chief. He was avcrse to
obstructing the campaign for the presi-
dents nomination and with singular
grace put himself before the people
long before any Of the conventions
were called. So far - it was in his rowcr
TO withdraw aud give the president .
clear track he did 90. The states
began to hold conventions and from
the beginning the mention of Blaine's
name was greeted with enthusiastic ex-
pressions Of favor. All along the line
his availability and magnetic person-
atty were in the foreground. The
president stands we'll, but Blaine stands
better. Naturally Blaine must have
observed these manifestations in his
behalf and naturally he must have
weighed their significance. He him.
self might be loyal IN his support Of the
president. but the masses demand his
nomination. What will he do? No
man can receive = unanimous nominal
ton in the Minneapolis convention.
Blaine can and will receive Q large ma
jority vote. Can he ignore such vote
through instincts of loyalty and graft
tude 10 the president, The masses say
he ought not to. II he does, then the
masses through their representatives in
convention will select . third man for
the high honor. II il shall not be
Blaine, Harrison stands . doubtful
chance.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-05-28
FORMEDANEWCLUB
The Valley City Gun Club Or
gained
BEST TRAP SHOTS IN THE CITY
The Prizes For Mondays Bicycle Race.
Horse Racing and Base
BAH Scores.

A meeting to perfect the organiza-
ton Of . new gun club was acid in the
Office of Foster & Stevens last night.
George IL. Davidson was chosen tenn
porary chairman and Charles r. Rood
secretary. The members present were
Messrs. Avery, A. 4. Rood, c. +. Rood,
Coleman, Cook. Bennett. Davidson,
Norris, Sullivan. Christ, Kelley. Ar
gard, Wharton. Denison, Nelson. Berry.
Mills, Nixon, Gautner, Rnwlancs,
Morse. Gould and scstcherd. They
have adopted the name valley City
Qua club" The following Officers
were elected: Presldent. Henry sulii-
van; vice president, George Gould;
secretary. ". s. Coleman; treasurer.
L, b. Kelsey. The Valley City Gun
club starts out with better prospects OF
success than any other club Of this
kind ever organized in the city. 1t in
cludes in is roster many prominent
business men and many excellent trap
shooters. 1t will secure grounds and
immed lat elv begin practice.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-05-28

The gov Memorial ~ y. church,
West Broad way and Wen Hnifof
streets. fts,s rftfs vii ctteerext efocsa
serves ct thanksgiving sunday even
snf newt. tbe orcasson hrfne fbs -
regular ssotnt5 eerssc< - a. he,a -
ssse lerturp RON, of their church. On
tse following Sunday they dedicate
the:r nsw ssruct1re.
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1892-06-28
YIAJE DE IDA
EECE

Este vapo enlaza da
nea de Colon arsea a 80 de asel Co
En- Thomas del
tanbi6n d dia gro para de Iegada
sada mteoa de de
Fort de France q Cayenne
Sc expiden de Malaga,
Maa La Guayra, Puerto Cabeo, Savan Colon
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1892-06-28

Kerne Gas deea
ina P tnto aAlfrTar ape NiIanene 6Is
q
ldmpans Tarca ) dae riu
ia
l d psuen tuhoder ainci atinell
IS lng ha1uaa sgRrdo
~ ~I uc Alas ats6d vIs delenyna
e V d ds pnsabe
I%r Iodot@ Asn asm
gao p7rh Taa SIDE
De
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1892-06-28

PARIS, - rue Jacob casa l.. EEERE 4.
u rkR
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1892-06-28
LUZ BRHLANTE
Aceite para aIumbrado de faniIias
LIBRE DIX EXPLOSION
n combustion erpopttiliea
Sin hgmO iii NAL oloF

Este aceite producto de una fabrication
especial es igual, sin superior los que se
impsrtan del eNtaniero baio diveraos
nomhres y marcas, tanto por sus cualidades
luminicas como por la seguridad que
ofrece q los consumidnres.
Maestro precios son mucho mas reduci-
dos que los De las marcas extranjeras cue
con este mayor precio no brindsu los
consumdores ventaias de ninguna elase.
La eNperiencia adquirida en esta indus
tri0 du1aute muchos amos en- los tstades
Unidos, Cuba. Meiico otros paises nos
permiten ofrecer Al publico un articulo
que no Sc puede mejorar en- parte alguns
baio ningun concepto.
Nuestras marcas Luz BLILLANTE,
ELEFANTE y Luz SOLAR est6u regis
ira las Sc perseguira con todo q rigor 90
Ia ley los fslsifcadores
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1892-06-28
CONDICIoNEs Y CoNCEsIoNEs

erd rn sen la aAqnc la ante DIN
ug h so Iagd n ptd
tl o o~ en- a La di O p1 d
q / r6 10 ~ con respect K deuaso o
l o 10 migno Tlnaeo alouu Her
a e 1rd CANA ~ on 6 con enf W vino e
los m no i CT Is al u
e eg Ia . IA fc u t et a impot
IA @ th e q m
tn lfldd pCrl Vi lie NY en- n6sva
Il que arutIe a. aquela tauc
a ~ p iar de ~ ~entn q aara aconprr fd kcn ria
Ia mi re l I5pS
15p Gdaa defarTit
ar q kl. suhi un ncngod def porav via fIra
81 e g4 p d Ia
m e
amos clos
I e e tp franc i INC
l. 0
pi yc9ade los de la Inca Aarena
La democracia. (Ponce, P.R.) 1890-1948, 1892-06-28
NOTA IAIPORTANTE

La Cmpnia abca rebaa pasaes para
Epano faas Malaga
Ia de Ia 595 de
nmedao
MAYOL HERlIANOS & Co.
Ponce Setienhro de 1890
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1892-05-13

she? One of the numerous adv emu
esses, who has married the semi IDIOT
ic son of rich man, who is a disgrace
to his people. And yet, so well does
he love the hand that beats him, so
like wretched cur is he that he will
turn and kiss 1t after he has felt its
blows. The best his people can do
for him is to allow him plenty OF mon
ey, and to let her take care of him
and It, If YOU get very close, you
will see that the blonde hair gained
its shade from a bottle of peroxide of
hydrogen; a little closer and you will
discover that the pink aud white of
the skin can be bought IN shops, and
as you walk away, feeling little pes
timistic, You will say, "All is not
gold that glitters."
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1892-05-13
Two Eff,isiOus.

Here is an instance of the difference
between the publicly and privately ex.
pressed opinion of writer's. Some
months ago certain young newspaper
woman in western city went to inter
view prominent woman. The report
of the interview, which appeared in the
paper, contained passage something
like this: women instinctively love
Mrs. Blank. Her sweet graciousness of
manner, her ready sympathy, her good
fellowship draw them to her. She is,
above all things, sympathetic and hos
pitable. In her presence the writer re
allied how potent is the charm she exer-
cises." The efrusion was accompanied
by II note to the editor. 1t read: ~
shall not be able to write another line
this week. fear caught fatal cold
on Mrs. Blanks front doorstep. The
old cat wouldn't let me in. New York
World
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1892-05-13
Fun in Politics.
National Bulletin.l


1t was election time and the heel
ers had found II tramp whom they
proposed to vote their way, but the
tramp was not to be fooled.
"How much do l get for it," He
asked.
"How much do you want'"
"Well, If it's the Republican ticket
I'm TO vote, | want a dollar, but if it's
the Democrat ticket I've got to have
two fifty, or no vote"
"Come off" "What do you make
difference forY"
"Fer the wear and tear of my feel
ings, of course. What do you take
me fer, anyhow"
He got the $3.50.
A TAX Is A TAN.
Democrat: "The tariff Is tax"
Republican: "Of course it is
Democrat (surprised): 81 thought
you fellows say it isn't"
Republican: ooh, no; We don't"
Democrat: "But l say you do. You
are always arguing that it is no tax
Republican: "That's where you are
off. 1t is a tax, but tax on the eff
forts of every man in your party to
show wherein it is not the salvation of
American industry, and you have new
err been able to pay the tax yet. See?"
WHAT lie WAS LOOKING Fer.
He had got on the sleeper late the
night before and about eight O'Clock
the next morning the porter found
him wandering up and down the car.
"De wash rooms out dat away,
sab" explained the African, pointing
to the other end of the car.
"Wash-room not,lin'" growled the
passenger "i'm lookn' fer the bar
room. You must think I'm Repub-
llcan."
The Hartford republican. (Hartford, Ky.) 18??-1926, 1892-05-13
Woman and Her Fool
Nab, m Lexington Leader.l

hln, III Lexington Lcluef,l
Every day there is a carriage driven
up to the Park, in which sits beauli-
ful Woman. Her gowns are dreams
of delight to the women who look at
her; her hair seems like spun gold;
her eyes are clear blue and her skin
is pink and white, as if two kinds of
roses were 4uarreling as to which
should reign supreme. By her side
is delicate-looking man on whose
face is the expression of idiocy.
How it all glitters! Is it gold? II
you could take off that wona,,'s
glove you would see hand Of such
strength that it could control
either a pair of horses or beat them
until they were frightened; aud ifyou
looked closely into the blue eye, aud
notice the strength Of the jaw, you
would realize that If it were neceesa-
ry she could use the whip on the man
bei ide her. And she does. Who Is
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