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St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-07
Like The Marine Band
Our ChiIdren's Department

Is a cosy corner on the second floor
(take elevator. where parents can be
away from the crowd, and, in a COM
Portable chair, may select their chill
dren's outfit in peace and Quietness.
The Boston, Third and Robert.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-07
11OISE OF HOPE PRESBYTERIAN

II Church, Corner Fifth and Exchange
Sts-Rev Robert Christie, D. d.. Pastor
Services every Sunday at 1O:30 o'clock a. m.
and O'Clock p. M: the pastor, Rev. r.
Christie, D. D., will preach tomorrow morn
ing and evening; the morning sermon will
be in relation to the future interests of the
church: Sabbath school and Bible classes at
l2:I5 O'Clock p. m.: Society of Christian En-
deavor meets i'll the lecture room at 6:3)
o'clock D. M; mid-week lecture and prayer
meeting Wednesdays at s o'clock p. m. All
ore welcome
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WeDOn.t Initiate.

We set the pace and let the other fell
lows keep up as they can, and it must
be confessed that their efforts to do it
are sometimes laughably abortive. The
more tiercey they struggle. the more
they succeed in proving that they are
most emphatically mot in IT," SO as to
completely distance them and so as to
make anything like rivalry out of the
question, we are now Offering
Good butter, per Id. ........... ......15c
Fine fresh dairy butter, ID. ......... lSc
Fancy dairy butter, lb........2lc
Choice fresh creamery butter, ID. .22c
A choice line of fancy dairy butter in
5-lb. jars.
Good dairy butter in tubs. Id. ....... 14c
Choice dairy butter in tubs, lb....... 16c
Fancy dairy butter in tubs, D.. .19c
Choice fresh creamery butter in
tubs. lb:. :........ ................. zoe
A nice, mild cheese, 10. b......... &c
Nice full cream cheese, mild, lb. lie
Fancy brick cheese, Id. ....... ..16c
Fresh smoked picnic hams, lb...... &c
Fresh sugar-cured hams, any size
you desire. d.. ....-...........l0 l0c
Sugar bacon, h.. 10c
MICHAUD BROS,
Leading GrocPrs,
Corner Seventh and WabaSha
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PONDS EXTRACT CO.. "E% snY Y1sS loSDoN
ANNOUNCEMENTS.

CENTRAL PRESBYTEKIAN,C CEDAR
~ ST.. Opposite the notwithstanding to-
morrow by Rev. William CASTOR. d. d.,
Cleveland. O., at 10:31 a.m. and pm. sun
day school at II II. Young people's meet
ing at 7p m. Prayer meeting Wednesday
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-07
MAIDENS, WIVES and MOTHERS.
The First Strawberry FestvaThe Kings Daughters and
Sons--Wyoming Women Choose Alternates to
the Republican Convention

sent them in convention. That is not
the way Minnesota women will do when
they receive the franchise.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-07

Nothing contributes more towards sound
digestion than the use of the genuine An
gostura Bitters Of DR.. j. q. b. Siegert d
Sons.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-07
FURNISHINGS !.

INFANTS COATS, 2, 8, 4 and
6-year sizes.
L0TE-Kaiues 81 to So, now
S2.96.
LOT H--Kaiues $3.50 to 5000,
now S4.98.
This is the balance of our spring
purchase. Keat styles in plain and
check cloths and Surah Silks in
black and coiors.
LADIES' GOWNS of Figured
French Lawn, with collar, cuffs
and jabot embroidered in coiors TO
match, only $500.
MEMS White Uniaandered Shirts,
double front and back, with stayed
ormhoies, linen bosom and mnst-
bands; sale price, 43C.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-07
HANDKERCHIEFS!

ladies' Swiss Embroidered, Seal
iozed and kemsh1ched Pure Linen
Handkerchiefs; sale price, lOc.
Ladies' Japanese Six, scalioped
and embroidered, white and fancy
coiors; regular Csc quality; sale
price, 2iC.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-07
GOLDFISH AS FOOD.

Where They Eat Goldfish and
Catch Them in Numbers.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-07
THE KINGS DAUGHTERS.

Who They Are and What They
Are Doing at Homo and Abroad.
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MARRIAGES, BIRTHS DEATHS,

BIRTHS REPORTED.
Mr.. and Mrs. Henry Sempft Girl
Mr.. and Mrs. Ernest Miller. ...... ...... Boy
Mr.. and Mrs. Mic Posthen s..............Boy
Mr. and Mrs. Christ E. Cullen. 3. Boy
Mr.. and Mrs. Andrew LantZ. ...... Two Boys
DEATHS REPORTED.
Andrew Peterson, aimshouse.. - .S3 years
Fletcher Massey, city hospital .s.:. .2S years
Mary e. McDonough, jerks. Bradley.3S years
dos. Flaherty FOuth and Commercial.25 % years
Mrs. /. S. Elliott, Forte Omaha. -. "A years
Cornelius F. Boyce, 12l E. -14th.. ......6 months
Mrs. A. E. Kiefer, Berlin. ...53 years
Ghas. chs @ A. Hart T ST. Joseph h hospitai % 81 8 Years
EyaV.. Dauber, 619 Jackson. ....... .23 years
MARRIAGE LICENSES ISSUED
August Okuniev<ky -. 49, Katie Piekiewitz
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are brought to the fish wharf by the
Shad and herring boats. The other day.
while a reporter stood watching the
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-07
easg 125,000 People Deyour This Directory Daily -
Abstracts and Title Examiner.
JHAS. PAsSAVANT, 345 Wabasha Street
Academies and Schools.

METROPOLITAN BUSINESS College,
1lO5 Pioneer Press Bldg. n. S. Beardsley.
MISS j. D. HESS, SHORTHAND School.
Pioneer Press Building. Competent STEM
ographers furnished for permanent or tenn
porary work.
MULLIkEN BUSINESS COLLEGE and
Shorthand School, Seventh and Cedar.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-07

nR. HALE. LIFTS GRAND OPERA.
~ House Block. fills teeth without pain.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-07
THROAT OR

HANE YOU SURE THNUAI Uh
II mouth? If so. call on or address S.
Blackford, 274 East Seventh st, st: Paul,
Mimi, and get bottle of Dr. Halliday's
Blood Purifier and bottle Of Dr. Hallidays
Throat Gargle, and if it does not benefit you
more than anything you ever tried, return
the empty bottles and your money will be
refunded. Sold by all druggists.
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CHURCH PLEASANT

DEOPLE'S CHURCH, PLEASANT
i Av., Near West Third Stat 1880 m.
DR.. Smith will preach on Faith and Mira
Gle" and at p. m. on Evolution of a Soul"
free reading room open at the church every
evening during the week; Rev. j. B. Drew
will preach at Hazel Park church at p. m.
Sunday school at4 r. M.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1892-05-07
Hans Christian Andersen.

From a paper on Hans Christian
Andersen bv Prof Hjalmar II. Boyesen,
in the Century, we quote rs follows:
The conversation then turned upon
his writings, and | told him how his
stories had been the dearest books Of
my childhood, and seemed associated
with all that was delightful in the
memory Of il. told him how happy
aud battered ] had felt at finding the
name Of the little boy in Ole Shut
Eve the same MS my own. and that half
uucousciously | had appropriated his
experiences and half believed them 10
De- my own.
This little conversation seemed to
touch Andersen strangely. Tears
filled his ewes; he seized both my hands
and pressed them warmly.
Now you understand he said,
what a happy lot it is to be the child
reu's poet.
Il rose to take my leave. but linger-
ed talking; aud on my expressing p
desire to hear him read. he half rose
upon his sofa. adjusted his pillows.
aud began 70 recite from memory
The Ugly Ducking.
His manner was easy and CONVEX
satiouaL fun of careSsing infections,
such rs one employs in telling tale to
a child. In the pathetic passages he
was yisibly affected, and he closed al
most solemnly.
"'It is the story Of my own life he
said. i was myself tine despised swan
in the poultry-yard, the poet in the
house Of the phjlistines | felt sud-
denly. as he finished his recital, that /
understood the man. Ihad caught The
keynote Of his character. All tha+ was
good and noble IN him rose in vivid
light before me- never saw him
again.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1892-05-07
ARTIFICIAL PkRASlTlSM.
Cranky People Who Are Deyoured by
Imaginary Creatures.

"Cranks bother us occasionally
said Entomologist Howard of the de-
pa.tmcnt Of agriculture to a Washing
ton Stur writer. "A man down in
Florida recently sent US word that he
was in great distress of mind. While
he was bathing in the ocean a horrible
sea centipede' had got into his ear.
Notwithstanding the utmost efforts
made by physicians whom be bad
called in, the creature still remained
there and occasioned him the most
dreadful agony, clawing at the drum
Of the ear and the delicate membranes
within the passages.
This was very unpleass mt, of course.
and it had finally occurred to him that
the bureau Of entomology of Washing
ton might suggest a remedy. Recent
", he said, the ceutipede had begun to
shed legs, a number Of which he had
preserved. Unless he obtained relief
he said he was convinced that he would
soon 90 crazy.
1--WE wrote to him, saying that we
would be glad if he would send US some
Of the legs which the centipede was
by sending us few PARTICLES of skin
and a dozen or SO Of such small hairs
as grow within the external opening
of the ear Among these specimens
there was not to be found any sign Of
legs of any insect or other creature.
1t was as we had supposed, the mans
complaint was simply imaginary.
"A similar case occurred not long
ago in which the sufferer was an elder
" gentleman living abroad whose son
sent to him from this country copies
of certain American newspapers. He
wrote that these publications had
evidently carried with them through
the mails some dreadful parasites
which had attacked him and were
causing him the utmost misery. Phys-
clans who had been called in had de-
clared that there was nothing the mat
ter, being evidently ignorant Of this
particular Kind OF imported parasites
At our request he sent to us an exhibit
which proved to be only little scurf
such as might be scratched from the
body of a healthy person. Ofcourscit
was merely delusion
This is a very peculiar form Of de-
lusion and it is not altogether uHrom-
mon. 1t has been called by the cele-
brated Dr. Blanchard of Paris false
parasitism.' Victims OF it imagine
that they are attacked by parasites Of
various kinds and suffer all the horrors
which Imagination equally with actual
physical torture can inilict.'
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1892-05-07
Near and Far.

At the Lite End-of-Nowhere lived Jingle 1T
He had roTody FOR company buta little black
und-tGn;
There was not much 20 do there as perhaps
you VIII suppose,
For as be bad no neighbors, he had neither
friends nor foes
And 30 he fen 10 wondering. and wondered
night and day;
4 wonder why the people live SO very far
They must ind il inconvcnient, I should think
extremely so.
Fo4 when they come here, they win have so
At last be took a high resolve; be said, Il n
20 and see
why those Misguided people live so far away
from me!
Perhaps II il their Ignorance, and can set
Before they grow 50 very old that it viii be
too atel'
So he walked and walked and walked and
walked until he found city,
And 20 the people he expressed his wonder
mcut and pity.
He was completely thunderstruck when some
one Glanced % say.
" II is you my worthy little friend, who 1--we
50 FAR away
lie went home ponderIng deeply; he said. 1T
cannot be.
That person Is ln-ane-'t IS they that live so
FAR from mo!
But nj be patient with them. and perhaps
they d learn. some day.
That such a distunce from my home must
needs ne far awayt'
Margaret yandegrft in st. Nicholas.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1892-05-07
mocKINc.sIRD JOKES.
How One BIRD Sent Twenty BuzEards &C
Flight-His Love of Fun.

No one whe has studied the ways of
birds can doubt that many of them
have a strong sense of humor, says the
Youths Companion. They play jokes
on each other. perhaps even on us, and
they "see the point" in an astonishing
way. The catbird is notable example
of the feathered joker and the mock
ing bird is little, if any, behind him in
this regard.
A droll exhibition of his love of fun
was once given by a mocking-bird con-
fined in cage that was separated only
by a network partition from a large
family Of canaries. When first placed
there he seemed to be struck dumb by
his voluble neighbors, while the truth
was he was simply biding his time.
Several days he remained silent, ak
ing notes, mastering their song, and
suddenly, without, so far as is known,
any preliminary rehearsal, burst out
into the canary song in loud, ringing
tone that struck every little yellow
throat speeches. for time.
After this it was his favoTite smuse-
ment to keep quiet until half of the 200
canaries were singing at the top of
their voices, aud then, without warn
ing, break into the melee Of music
with their own trills and quavers, so
loudly delivered as completely 10
eclipse them and compel instant
silence. Then he hoped gracefully
back and forth on his perch, flirting
his tail and jerking his wings to show
his relish of the CONSERVATION he had
caused.
A curious exhibition was given by
free mocking-bird toward a playful
kitten on the grass The bird took his
place on a tree almost directly above
pussy, leaning far over, jerking his
tail and uttering a peculiar sound like
the fluff" of an excited cat. This IS
in fact, the birds war-cry, and for the
little fellow to declare war upon the
hereditary enemy Of his race, even in
infancy, was very droll, and his man
ner showed plainly that he intended
it as joke.
On one occasion in the south, when
something had attracted to a certain
spot beyond the fence a crowd of the
enormous TURKEY buzzards native to
that part of the country, a hooking
bird CHANGED to notice the unusual
gathering His singing ceased he Jew
across the yard and perched on the
fence close to where they were busily
engaged in the road.
A few moments he stood motionless,
looking at them;,then suddenly, with
loud war-cry, dropped down among
them.
CONSERVATION fell upon the specta-
tors! Would he be killed? They start
ed to 90 to his assistance when they
were amazed to see the buzzards in
stantly rise in a panic-twenty of
them. The hooking bird knew them
better than we did, and undoubtedly
intended joke, for the next moment
he hoped gaily upon the fence and
resumed his song, wriggling his little
body and flirting his wings in a sug-
gestive way.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1892-05-07
Busting With Air.

One of those simple inventions which
makes everybody wonder why It had
not been thought of before is the new
device for cleaning railway cars adopt
ed by the Union Pacific Railroad at ita
shops at Portland, Ore, says the IN
auStrial H'or}d
Compressed air at a pressure Of fifty
pounds to the square inch is carried 70
the cars by means of flexible rubber
hose with a small nozzle The sp-
parAtus is used in precisely the same
way that water hose is used, the
only difference being that compact
stream Of air instead Of water does the
cleaning work.
The results achieved by this device
are said to be extraordinary. Not
ouly is the work more thoroughly done
than by beating with stick and by
the use of brushes, but the ear is clean
sd in an exceedingly short time.
The effect on the plush cushions IS
said to be particularly good, the COM
pressed air being, in fact, not only
beaten, but brush as well. There
not a crack or a Granny in the car that
is safe from the searching current OF
compressed air.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1892-05-07
ABOUT GOOD CIGARS.
now Men Act When They Choose the
Fragrant Weed-Characteristics of In
yetorate Smokers.

Do you smoker If you do, why not,
at leisure, have a little chat about eli
CARS, cigarettes and smokers. But
do not advise you to praise the brand
you are just now smoking. 1t is too
dark, it smells Of Yesterdays dam2 at
mOsphere, its ashes are black as
traitors soul.
The treasures of Havana, formerly
the exclusive enjoyment of the opulent
classes, are now within the reach of al
most every one, and when crops are
short in Cuba, Mexico, Virginia and
the Carolinas supply the deficiency.
There are cigars of many different
titles, most Of them highly sounding,
like the Spanish hidalgos by whom
they were named. There are Cayados
Prensados, Trabucos, Londres, Re-
guerOs, Princesses CaballerOs, Crevas,
Principles de GALES, Flor Finos, Is
parteros, Concentrates. Cazadores,
Medals, Regalias, Simples, Regalias de
Ia Reina, Jenny Lind Adelina Patti
Divina Sarah, Imperiales, Impera-
dores, Conchas, Bolivar, Liberatsdores,
Conquistadoes. etc.
1t is for the ~connoisseurs" to exer-
else their preferences and to contend
for the very best. There are degrees
in tobacco as in wine, and the Havana
brand has the pedigree as has Chateau,
Yquem and Cham berlin
The Figaro" OF the Henry Clay"
has each its peculiar aroma. In the
kingdom Of tobacco as in the empire
Of love, among cigars as among wom-
-. 4 40 al -.
eyitable rivalry between the blonde
and the brunette, the dark and the
light, The strong and the mild; but
in the smoking world, as elsewhere,
if the brunettes are generally strong
the blondes are not always mild
A true smoker must never select a
moist cigar but at the same time
he must not take a too dry one As
the Latin philosopher said, an medic
tutissimus ibis, The supreme felicity
OF the smoker depends also in a great
measure upon the manner in which he
lights his cigar. To verify its peculiar
aroma one has first TO draw the smoke
through the nose. To recognize reg
ular smoker is an easy task his lips
always betray him. The man who
resolutely puts his cigar deeply in his
mouth is q firm. decided man OF action.
quick in movement, perhaps brusque,
but generally good hearted.
The vouuEster who cuts the end Of
the cigar with his teeth is rather in
s8uciant, careless Of future dental suf-
ferings The baldheaded Young man
who calls for a penknife to cut the
end OF a cigar is man iudicious in
council, methodical in his ways and
Well balanced.
The one who places his cigar in an
amber holder is recherche in bis tastes
and stylish in his habits The man
who holds it with a silver clasp IS :
dude The man fond OF light shaded
cigars is fond Of the ballet. light per-
formanees. Ofenbach music, comic
opera aud shepherdesses, in water col
ors. He is also probably fond Of fish
IN and boating, is generally romantic
and l. considered as q passionate
waltzer.
The one who prefers dark shaded ci-
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1892-05-07

Collector NO" Eawyer-@Well, I'd
advise you TO ask Bronson. He'll give
you something handsome Collector
But your subscription Lawyer
@0-I? Oh, yes Well. wont. charge
YOU anything for my advice about
Bronson. Good morning. "-Harper's
Bdzdr.
win you please give me some din
ner, ma'am?" begged a tramp. Il
guess so, F." was the reply. @Nill you
have plate Of soup?" I'm not par
ticular, said the tramp. There was
q time, he went on mournfully, "when
/ wouldn't think of sittin' down to din
ner without soup, but things is differ
ent now. You kin start me on roast
yUeI or PIE, or even an ontry Tor an 4
care. "-Teras SytiHgs
A poorly dressed man solicited aid
from JAY Gould just as ne was stepping
into his carriage in front Of the palatial
residence on Fifth avenue. "What is
the matter with you? asked the mill
iOnaire. Il am poor man who has lost
everything except his good name. Oh!
Mr.. Gould, you don't know what it is
for a man TO have nothing in this
world but his good name" NO, and
I've no curiosity on the subject, re-
Piled jay Teas SittiHgs.
She grabbed the letter with the
ferocity Of tiger She found it in her
husbands overcoat pocket, addressed
in a fine female hand Now | have
the wretch she Kissed through the set
teeth Of her rigid jaws. She crumpled
the missiye in a demoniac grasp, and
then her fiery eyes shot upon the in
scription: Mrs John Smith, Butter
uutvine.7 That's i'll that's it," she
again Kissed, in her triumph. Its
tire letter ! gave him TO mail to mother
three months ago. Bmgbanston Re-
publican.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1892-05-07
The Spiders Web.

Look carefully under her abdomen
and near the tip you viii see six little
nipples Under these nipples, inside
her body, {, IRE are special glands in
which a kind Of gum is secreted. and
this dries when it comes into the ar
This gum forms a silken thread from
which the spider builds her web. The
nipples which are called ~spinuerets-
have not merely one opening, but are
pierced with at least ? hundred holes
and when the spider begins her Veo
more than six hundred separate
strands 20 t. make up.a single thread;
According to computation, based
upon the fact that fiber only one
four-thousandth part Of an inch -
diameter viii sustain ifty-four grains
q bar If spiders silk an inch in diane 'ef
would support weight Of seventy
four tons In otha words. spnlers
silk has nearly three times The sup
porting strength Of iron. -ltae@.i'aa
C0lsp!ercial Gazette.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1892-05-07

CARS may % supposed daring ann
fortunate gambler. su audaciou, AMI
successful lover. rather fiona af I,,.l,,i5
Robert and Regnant's vivid pc,,ues
anu Nerdis music; he Is partial :,
racing and Wild hunting.
The man who buys his cigars with
out examination and only because ti,o,.
are tied in packages with ribbon, i.a,.
fumed by the Cuban peddlpr's wife Il
Of conhding disposition, presuma1.y
an oOedieut husband and crpdu,oYs
stakeholder.
The one who smokes his ci,ar al
most to the end is by all means 8.r.
severing character a faithfu, friend
and constant lover; the one win
throws it away when only half smoked
is blase
The man who allows ii to extiugaisb
Itself often and lights it again Is all
sent minded, thoughtful but indulgey,
"a good fellow. inclined to tolerance
taking men for what they are, women
for what they are not; taking times A,
they come. he lets the stream Of lifs
flow gently by.
The ~connoisseur" must be very
careful when cigars show little yellow
spots If spots appear in consequence
of unequal drying the cigar is horrid.
II made by small worms, the brand is
generally exquisite, as worms prefer to
attack the best flowers, the best fruits.
the best leaves
In any case, the cigar is not the
true smokers best enjoyment; it is
kind of compromise between the CT.
garettes of the "coquetten and the
short pipe Of the cynical philosopher
~ j. Recorder.
Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1892-05-07

The Chinese authorities employ
foreigners almost eNclusiN N as custom
agents il their thirty treaty por-s.fe4r-
M to trust Cinnamon.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-09
lt saves tie Children.

Mr.C. II. Shawen, Wellsville, Kan,
says: 1T is with pleasure that speak
of the good Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhoea Remedy has done my
family during the last fourteen years.
In the most obstinate cases of summer
complaint and diarrh0ea among my
children, it acted as charm, making it
never necessary to call In physician.
1 can truthfully say that in my Judge.
ment, based ON years of experience, there
is not medicine In the market that is
its equal. For sale by F.E. Miller.
Druggist
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-09


When we were down to Chamberlain
Saturday we were told that they had
-three horses and three judges to trot
against Taft on the Fourth" and they
were going to do him up. From all
accounts we guess they did. A half
dozen who saw the trottlng race there
say that BOniface won three heats fairly
and squarely, trotting the last two heats
withouta u break and coming under the
wire ahead. Still they had made up
their mind to give it to Bob Somers and
they did nave no interest in the
matter further than to chronicle what
appears to be q queer precedent on the
part Of those managing racing matters
in Chamberlain.