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Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-09-01

On August Both and September 9th the
Burlington Route &C., b. & q. r. r. will
sell to all points west and southwest at one
fare for the round trip. For Excursion
Pamphlets" and further information call
on or address I, A. Barker City Pass Agt.,
23a w. Fourth street, Klrkwood House,
Des Moines.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-09-01

- W. " 81 AHHh. = fNAAAf - ~ H
tenn. Intelligent women
know well its wonderful
powers.
1t is the successful
product of a life's work
Of a woman among
women, and is based
upon years of actua.
practice and expense.
All Druggists sell it, or sen
by mail, IN form Of rias u
.pErugcs, nu receipt ISL .O6,
Liver Pills, SSc. CORE
spOulenre freely answered
Address ia confidence.
LYUIA l., PINKmAN MED. Co
LYSS, MASS.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-09-01

Our young friend, Miss Helen Frcw,
who took course of Shorthand at FL
hotts Business College, Burlington,
Ia, is now private stenographer for
the general secretary of the Y. NJ. C.
A. of Chicago.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-09-01

There are in London $50 common
lodging houses which have nearly
60 0C0 inhabitants. In these warrens
are about 9. 500 women aud girls, and
OF this number some 4. 500 are under
the age of 22. Ea->
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-09-01
5000
FOR
a
Gu {: s S |!

In each sack Of every brand
of Flour manufactured by
EN ERETr, AUGHENBAUGH
d CO., of WAsECA, MINI, is
placed q ticket on which to
register a guess as to the name
of the next President and tho
votes he will receive in your
state-S50.OO for nearest guess,
$1,000 second, aud 5000 for
third. Ask your grocer for
WHITE RosE, WAsECA, Nom
. TOR, and WORLDS FAIR.
In case the -four is not han.
died in your city, write the
firm at Waseca, MINI, giving
the name Of your grocer.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-09-01

or, as The world expresses
it, "a wcll-preseryed
woman. One who, I'M
Outstanding the rules Of
health, has followed them,
and preserved her Youth
full appearance. Mrs.
Pinkham has many cor.
respondents who, through
her advice and care, can
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-09-01
snake. OF the Philippine Islands.

Above the length OF 10 or 20 feet,
snakes in the Philippine islands in
crease greatly in bulk for every foot
in length, so that snake 10 feet
long looks small beside ono 20 feet
long.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-09-01

oA~- ~A~J - - ~
Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gentlyyet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
tenn effectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste and &C
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances,
its many excellent qualities COM
mend it to Ill and have made it
the most popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in SOC
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro-
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do not accept
any substitute.
CALIFORNIA FIG syrup co.
SAN FRANCISCO. CAL.
LOUISVILLE. Ky. NEW YORK. NV
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-09-01
Young
Woman
at Fifty

look with satisfaction in their mirrors.
Lyild L. Puk4am,t Jrgrta5Is COMPOUND
goes to the root OF all female complaints
renews the vitalitv. and inyigorates the svs
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-09-01

DYSPEPSIA. impaired digestion, weak
stomach, and constipation will be instantly
relies by Beechmans Pills. % cents
bOy
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-09-01

Live so near to Christ that when you
are dead people standing by your life
less body will not soliloquize, saying:
What disappointment life was to
him; how averse he was to departure;
what pity it was he had to die what
an awful calamity" Rather stand
ing there may they see sign more
vivid on your still face than the
vestiges of pain, something that will
indicate that it was happy exit
the clearance from oppressive quaran-
tine, the cast-oif chrysalid, the moult-
ing of the faded and useless, and the
ascent from malarial valleys to bright,
shining mou ltain tops, and be led to
say, as they stand there contemplating
your humility and your reverence in
life, and your happiness in death:
with twain he covered the feet, WITH.
twain he covered the face, with twain
he did n.y." Wings! Wings! Wings!
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-09-01

There, I've made a clean beast of It,"
as the cook remarked while plucking the
chirken
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-09-01

Tho running street car, like certain
speakers, makes the most racket and noise
when it is empty.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-09-01

Coughing Leads to Consumption.
Kemp's Balsam will stop the cough AT
once. Go to your druggist to-day and get
a sample bottle free. Large bottles so cts
an1 At M
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-09-01

Are you busy business man? And must make
trip TO Denve ror Colorado Springs? Well, listen
The big FIVE on the c., X. l. Il p Ry. leaves
Chicago daily at 10 p. m You can go to Denver and
back In three days by this train and Rave one
whole day 600 u. M to $40 p. M In Denver. In
yestiRate,
mo SERASyIAN G. n q p A Chicnrn
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-09-01
THE RACE
FOR LIFE.

The man who succeeds in the race for
life is the man who has the best health.
With equal chances the man who comes
out ahead is the man who works hardest
and is always ready to take advantage of
circumstances. There is no escape from
this condition. The man who works so
hard that he breaks down cannot be
called n success even il he has accom-
pIished his point and made money, be-
cause he has lost the power of enjoy
ment. The great foe that torments the
average man of business is pulmonary
trouble. 4 man with a weak pair OF
lungs is always at the mercy Of the
weather. He cannot go ont of doors
when it is too cold and he is Frustrated
with the heat. What is life worth when
it has to be purchased at such price
All this could have been avoided if the
proper attention had been paid to some
small nilment in the first place. Every
pulmonary trouble begins with a cold.
When it makes its appearance it can cas-
lilo be cured by bottle of REID'S GER.
MAN COUGH AND KIDNEY CURE.
This great remedy is the best thing for
cold of anything ever presented to the
public, for it contains no POISON an |
nothing deleterious
SYLVAN REMEDY co,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-09-01

Colored pearls are very fashionable, but
they must be large.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-09-01
Aaruest ExciIrsIon

Laplanders often skate a distance of 10,
rniles a dag
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-09-01

"Eanson's Magic earn save"
Warranted to cure, money refunded. ASK
your druggist for 1t. Price Is cents.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-09-01

IT. you want TO learn something about Ne
traska, Northwest Kansas and Eastern Col
orado, and what they offer to farmers. HON E.
seekers and investors, write to J. Francis,
Omaha, Ncb., for copy OF Great Oppor-
tunities in Nebraska
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-09-01

Mrs. WinsIow's SOothing-yrup,r Tor Chill.
dren teething, softcns tho gums, reduces inhamma.
ton. Gliays pain. wind collie. Csc. bottle.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-09-01
GREAT Rock Island Route.

Cases OF suspended animation are very
common among the girls of to-day.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-09-01

Only one night on the sleeper Chicago TO Denver,
Pueblo or Colorado Springs u you take the Chicago
Rock Island Pacific train called the Rocky
Mountain Limited" just think of it,! Leave
Chicago at l0:ij n. m and the next day you can
dine in Denver at O'Clock. This train runs daily
and carries Dining Car. Investigate.
JNO. SEBASTIAN G. Il. 4 z. A. Chicago.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-09-01

E. b. WALTHALL & CO., Druggists Horse
Cave, KY, say: Halls Catarrh Cure cures
everyone that takes it." Sold by Druggists, zoe.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-09-01

New York is the only city which has a
one armed bartender.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-09-01

Forty thousand lottery tickets are sold
in Philadelphia each month
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-09-01

Liquor sets of ruby glass with gilt filigree
mountings are new.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-09-01

Man always buries the Ratchet there,
where he can get at it readily when he
wants il again
There are loo haunted" houses In Lon
don
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-09-01
JNo. SEBASTIAN. g. r. &p.

Perforated silver boxes are for every
thing but cigars and cigarettes.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-09-01
Great Rock Island Route

A glacier has been discovered in the San
Bernardino range IN California
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-09-01
In September and October,

1t is said that the best walking pace is
seventyfive steps per minute.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-09-01

The woman who says she is sorry she
never married means she is sorry she never
got the chance.
A carnation of colored enamel is chate-
IninS min
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-09-01
What state can do better!

OF corn, ty no means unusual in Nebraska.
Wheat, Oats and all other grains do just
as we'll
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-09-01
HIGH LIVING,

The worst cases of Chronic Ca
tarrh in the Head, yield to DIR.
Sage's Catarrh Remedy. So GER.
tain is it that its makers offer $500
reward for an incurable case.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-07-28
Twice Scared.

The author of Sports and Adven-
lures Among the North American
Indians" says that he and a compan-
ion, whom he calls NJ, had
wounded a buffalo, and were follow
ing him through country intersected
by small streams. They came at last
to stream which had a very steep
bank, about fifteen feet high. At
the bottom they saw the buffalo wait
ing for them.
He came up the bank with rush,
and very nearly caught us, as we
were not expecting such a demonstra-
tion. We both fired and bolted in
opposite directions.
The buffalo took after NJ. who,
instead of going down the bank into
the timber at the bottom, ran along
the top. Things were getting dam
gerous, when l managed to get in a
shot which struck the beast well for
ward. He turned and went slowly
down the bank. Then he walked in
TO the stream, laid down, and rolled
over.
Thinking he was dead, we both
went up to him, first leaning our rifles
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-07-28
I..s%,-.> ~
The Hillside Farmer.

The man was blowing a patch of
corn on a hillside farm with a horse
thinner than the soil was. AS | rode
up to the fence, he stopped to see
what | wanted.
pretty hard work, isn't it?" re-
marked.
Kinder" he said, hopping his face.
"Why don't you plow DEEPER" [
suggested.
Down to the bedrock now" he
said, with grin.
"How many acres have you?" [ in
quired.
Seventy"
Il guess you don't work it right" I
said, with the air of a man who
knew all about the business. "You
ought to turn the whole farm over.
He looked at me lazily for ten sec
onds.
well, who in thunder'n I turn it
over to?" he asked, in mild surprise.
"Thar amt nobody round here az kin
afford to take it. They've got more
now than they can pay taxes on.
Maybe you'd like to try it, mister.
I'll swop the whole thing fer that boss
you're ridin', and throw the old WON.
an and Children in to boot. What dc
you say?"
I said good-by hurriedly, and went
away in the same ratiO.-Free Press.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-07-28

from getting on this portion of the
footgear. The brushes, which con-
sist of four, arranged vertically for
the side of the foot and two working
horizontally for the heel and toe, are
then set in motion by steam power.
First the shoes are polished, then the
backing, taken from movable boxes
by an automatic device, is applied,
and aftefward the polishing is fin
ished. According to the St. Louis
Republic the inventor looks forward
to great future for his labor-saving
device, Notwithstanding that the
trade is at present largely in the
hands of foreigners, who are not given
to consideration of mechanical de-
vicpS
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-07-28

MISS ELLA F. KNowLEsdegree OF A. Is.
Four years afterward she received the
degree of A. M. from the same lnstl-
tuition. AS a natural result OF these
high honors, and the hard work which
preceded them, Miss Knowles health
broke down. She went West to re-
gain it. The air of Helena agreed
with her, so did the inhabitants. For
two years she has practiced law In
Helena and Butte with great success.
"She generally wears genial smile,
says an appreciative Helena paper,
"but she can look terror into the face
of jury in difficult legal pursuit. "
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-07-28
No Credit Marks Counted.

He was young lawyer, and he was
employed on a salary by a corporation
to look after a certain portion of its
legal business. He was held to be a
bright young fellow and remarkably
good at discovering new points of law,
with accompanying authorizes, that
made him master of the situation.
But he was nearly always in
trouble. He would lose case occa-
sionally, and the corporation would
make it interesting for him.
"He wins nine out of ten cases he
tries" said one of his friends, "and his
victories are generally of some &C
count. They're we'll worth winning.
But somehow he doesn't seem to get
along as we'll or stand as high with
his employers as young Wilcox, who
never won case, except, perhaps, by
accident"
"Quite right" was the reply. "But
Wilcox never loses a case either.
He just strong enough to make a
jury disagree.
"But an occasional victory would
be better than"
ooh, no; not with the average cor
pOratiOn. Victories are never
counted, but defeats are. Successes
are overlooked, but errors carefully
recorded. The man who just barely
keeps up with the race is better off
than the man who leads it most Of
the time. That's why Wilcox has so
little trouble"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-07-28

THE crop of cereals will probably
not be SO large as it was last year, but
it promises to be fine one, and one
that will command good prices. The
prospect in many Russian provinces
is said to be very poor, and it does
not look as if the other grain-growing
countries of Europe would produce a
much larger quantity of breadstuffs
than they did in 1891. It is not
pleasant to the humane person to
think of profiting by the misfortunes
of others; but there is certainly
nothing wrong in being glad that, if
the old world is to stand in need of
large supplies of FOOD from some quar-
ter, America will be able to do much
toward meeting such need.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-07-28

THE London Spectator takes issue
with Marie Corelli because she "has
nothing but scorn for person pre-
Stunning to call himself a poet, and in
the same breath declaring that he
despises the world,'" but does it not
seem that Miss Corelli is the nearer
truth? "Poets become such by scorn-
ing nothing" wrote Mrs. Browning.
If poetry is divine, it is the express
sion of love and sympathy, and with
these qualities scorn and contempt for
ones fellow-beings are Incompatible:
Poetry is, of all the arts, the most
spiritual, and therefore all bitterness,
all skepticism, all petty and evil
qualities of nature, seem contradict
tory qualities to those which deter
mine the poet. ..>--...~-
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-07-28

THE cable news of the rapid spread
of cholera in Central Asia is alarm
ing. The sanitary regulations in all
that land amount to nothing, and its
spread to Russia and the adjacent
European countries will be direct
menace to the United States. Cholera
next year in the United States would
be more than usually national
calamity. The United States authori-
ties at every port of entry cannot be
too strictly on guard.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-07-28
Bismarck and the Kaiser.

Grim humor turks in Prince Bis
marck's denial of the reported I'M
pending reconciliation between him.
self and the Emperor William.
Weaker men in his position, embit-
tered by the inevitable notifications
of enforced idleness and seclusion,
would have improved the occasion to
ventilate his grievances and attempt
to arouse popular sympathy by plain
lively lamenting other mems. mis-
takes. Not SO the iron chancellor
In his opinion, according to the New
York Tribune, there can be no recon
Citation for two reasons-first, as he
bluntly confesses, because the Empe-
ror would not take him back on any
terms, and second, no mere farcical
flourish of olive branches can ever
atone for the Kaiser's shabby treat
ment of his country's servant. In
other words, Prince Bismarck pro-
poses to be sued to for pardon, or he
will die unforgiving. Unlike King
Louis in Lytton's play. the young
Emperor has not discovered that the
loss of a tried officer embarrasses his
administration. This, of course, does
not imply that the want Of an expe-
rienced guide is not constantly visible
in the conduct of the state. The
Kaiser, to do him justice, possesses
many of the characteristics of success
full kingship, considered from Bis
marck S own point Of view, and in re-
placing Bismarck with Caprivi he
merely applied to his own case a prac-
tice that had constantly been directed
from the library at Friedrichsruhe.
He is as little likely as the ex-chan-
cellor to initiate policy of reconcil-
iation, preferring rather to gain wis
dom through his own mistakes. The
situation is full of interest for the
two chief actors. 1t can, however,
hardly be considered to promote Ger
prosperity or peace of mind.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-07-28
African Nuts.

A young Russian grOcefyman at
Ekaterinburg obligingly displayed his
stock of goods to Mr.. George KEENAN,,
and incidentally gave him and his
companion great deal of informa-
tion as to the Chinese and Russian
nuts lying in open bags on the coun-
ter. Mr.. KEENAN, describes what
follows: :--oa
After we had examined them all
and tested few, the grocer said:
Il have in the back part of the
shop some very curious ones that
were sold me a year or two ago as
African nuts. Whethey they ever
came from Africa or not l don't
know, but the people do not like the
taste of them, and will not buy them.
If you will cOndescend to wait a mo-
ment, will get few"
inquired Mr.. Frost, as the young
man Went after the African nuts.
Brazil nuts, very likely" | replied,
''or cocoanuts. / don't believe any
body here would know either of them
by sight, and they are the only trop-
ical nuts | can think Of"
In a moment the man returned,
holding a handful of the fruit of a
plant known in science as Arachis
hypogaa.
"Why, those are peanuts!" shouted
Mr.. Frost, in burst of joyful recog-
milton. "Amerlkanshi peanuts!" he
explained enthusiastically to the
groceryman. "Kushat khOrosho"-
American peanuts eat very we'll
and he proceeded to illustrate this
luminous statement by crushing the
shell of one, and masticating the
contents with an ostentatious show
of relish. = - = :-.g..sz~:..
Suddenly, however, the expression
Of his face changed, as if the result
had not fully justified his anticipa-
tions, and relieving himself of the
AFRICAN NUT" he exclaimed: "They
haven't been roasted. 1t is neces-
sary to fry" he added impressively to
the groceryman. "Americans always
do frym
FRY" exclaimed the young man,
to whom fried nuts must have been a
startling novelty. HOW is III pOSSl-
bic to fry them?"
I explained to him that Mr.. Frost
meant to say "roast them" but this
seemed to him quite as extraordinary
as frying. and when he was told that
the peanut is not the fruit of tree,
but of an herbaceous plant, and that
it grows underground, his astonish-
mont WAC h0I1nd1 aCS
His commercial instincts, however,
soon resumed their sway, and when
we left his shop he was already pre-
pairing to roast a quantity Of the
wonderful American underground
nuts, with a view to sending them
out again on trial.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-07-28

WE await with expectation and
alarm the full development of the
campaign song writer. He is per-
nicious idiot who breaks loose once in
every four years and makes the ma
ton weary of his antics Even the
cheap artist" who gives us pictures
of Mrs. Cleveland's calf or Mr.. Harri-
sons new, undershirt is not as sad
and terrible an affection as is the au-
thor of the maudlin doggeral of which
the campaign song is made. What
form it will take this year no one
save the victim of a nightmare can
conjecture. All we know is that the
campaign song writer is now unfolding
his ears and breeding gibberish in ten
thousand scattered jungles, and that
soon the melancholy hogwash will
submerge US with it's wave.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-07-28

IT is impossible to tell what may
with propriety be thrown away and
what should be saved for ones grand
children, when old postage stamps
are worth hundreds of dollars, and
even old match and soap papers have
a respectable market value. The
tissue paper which once wrapped uI
a bundle of matches is not a thing
which one would naturally save to
hand down to a future generation,
but ten of them were sold for SIS the
other day, and at that rate it would
not have been difficult for the an.
cestors of anybody to lay up small
fortune for his descendants had he
only known how to set about it.