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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-14
"LABBY'S" LAMENT,
He Is in a Peck of Trouble About a
Measly Little Dog.

London Truth.
A man who is owned by dog has
troublous time. am owned by q child,
who is owned by dog. have daugh-
ter. This daughter insisted on my buy
ing her puppy which she saw in the
arms of some dog-stealer when we were
at HOmburg. My advice to parents is:
Never allow your parental feelings to
lead you to buy your daughter a dog.
and then to travel about with daughter
and dog. This puppy is the bane of my
existence. Railroad companies do not
issue through tickets for dogs. The I'M
fortunate traveller has TO iump out every
hour or two to get fresh ticket. | tried
to hide the beast away without a ticket,
but it always betrayed me by barking
when the guard looked III. tried to leave
it at station, but the creature (who
adds blind fidelity to its other objection
able qualitieS) always turned up before
the train started, atfectionately barking
and wagging its tail. The puppy, being
all infant, is often sick, generally at the
most undesirable moments for this sort
Of thing to happen.
When it is not sick it is either hungry
or thirsty, and it is very particular about
its food. find bones surreptitiously
secreted in my pockets. / am told that
they are for the puppy, and if l throw
them away am regarded as heartless
monster. Yesterday he ate portion of
my sponge. | did not interfere with
him. for heard that sponges were fatal
to dogs. 1t disagreed with him. but
alas! he recovered. take him out with
me in boats in the hope that he will
leap into the lake. but he sticks to the
boat am reduced to such condition
ON account of this cur that sympathiZe
with Bill Sykes in his objection to being
followed everywhere by his faithful
dog. Am L doomed. L ask, forever to
be pestered with this animal? Will lie
never be lost, will he never be run over,
will lie recover from the distemper Ii
fortune favors me by his having this
malady? Never. never, | repeat, buy
your daughter dog and travel with
daughter and dog.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-14
HE WAS JADE d,
And Wanted the Bartender to Fix
Him Up New Drink.

Alfred Capus in lie Courier des Etats Unis.
Scene: A Barroom.
A Customer-Give me a drink?
The Waiter-What do you wish, sir,
port?
The Customer-Pve drunk too much
port in my time. Pm tired of port.
The Waiter-Whisky?
The Customer-Pye drunk too much
whisky, too, and Pm tired of it.
The Waiter-Gin? Brandy?
The Customer-Fve drank too much
gin and brandy just as l have of the
others, and l want something else. l
don't care what L pay for, something
Pve never drunk before.
The Waiter-We haven't that.
The Customer repeat. Pll pay any
price,
The Waiter-I'll go and tell the pro-
prietor. He diSappearS.)
The Proprietor (entering)-Is this the
gentleman who desires drink trifle
eccentric?
The Customer-Ye s-
The Proprietor Something special
eh?
The Customer-You've said it.
The ProprietOr-I have just what you
WduI, dUSOlutOly WuuI yOu waltz hdfO
you ever drunk a microbe cocktail?
The Customer (brightening up)-
Never; but want one right away.
What is it?
The Proprietor-lt's cocktail mixed
with cholera microbes. | put in one
part of microbes and two of cocktail.
The Customer-Why only one part Of
microbes?
The Proprletor-Thafs enough, as
you'll see. We also have sherry with
bacilli and brandy and microbe.
The Wonderful A beau
tiful inventionl Stronger than Stan
hope drank! Give me some, quick.
The Proprietor serving it)-Just taste
that for me.
The Customer Slipping it, -Exquisite.
Truly exquisite! (He drinks very many
glasses Of it, Pm tight. FIN tight on
cholera microbes! Stronger than Stan
hope drank. Stanhope'S in the soupl
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-14
FIGS AND THISTLES.

Rams Horn.
No matter what appearances may be,
there is no such thing as real prosperity
to the wicked.
The devil cheats us out of great
many blessings by teaching US TO be
close with our money.
The man VINO is not thankful does not
know half the time whether he really
has any God or not.
The more houses man builds on the
sand the more he will have to lose when
the storm comes.
Every time we find new promise in
our Bible the angels open the windows
of heaven a little wider.
The best places in heaven will be
filled by those who have been the most
faithful to Christ on earth.
1t is hard to find people in misfortune
who will not stick to it that somebody
else has been to blame for it.
The DEVILS first work on earth was to
try to destroy the home, land he has been
at the same thing eyer since.
They are not building any mansions
in heaven for people who are neither
hot nor cold in religious matters.
Judas was not the only man who made
practice of protesting sympathy for
the poor to hide his own meanness.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-14
CHRISTIANS KILLED.
Rioting Cinnamon Resume the
Murder of Foreigners.

Rioting Cinnamon Resume the
Murder of Foreigners.
SAN FRANCISCO, Nov. 13.-The steam
ship City of Pekin arrived this evening
from Hong Kong and Yokohama. She
brings Japanese advices up to Oct. 30.
The whaling schooner Norwhal arrived
at Yokohama Oct. 81 with the crew of
the whaler Nautilus. Iosto the Siberian
coast i'll the OhkOtSk sea Sept. 80. 1t
is reported the Nautilus, owing to the
careless and mutinouS condition of her
crew, had taken but one whale and the
Norwhal had~ two. The Norwegian
steamship Normand, from Yokohama
for Singapore with cargo of coal, was
wrecked Oh the Pescadores in the same
typhoon which wrecked the p. and y.
steamer Bokhara. Only two of the crew
were saved.
The census of the population of Japan
has been published in the official Ga
zette. The total population is Al, 600, 600,
an increase of 100000.
Chinese adviceS state that news has
reached kinkiang that during an up
rising $50 miles inland from that port
some native Christians have been killed
aud the mission property destroyed.
This news probably refers to the trou-
bles at Kienning in Foo Chow province,
news Of which had just reached Kinki-
ang overland.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-14

night in ratification of the election of
Cleveland and Stevenson. Seattle has
not yet decided when she will ratify,
but proposes a grand affair when it does
come off. A peculiar proposition has
been advayeed by some of the hotel
keepers, with strong eye to business
and no political consistency, that the
Democrats allow their ratification to be
divided into a Qualification Of the cleo
ton of McGraw, Republican, for gov
ernor, and that the political clubs all
over the state of both parties be invited
here to celebrate OIL given day. 1t will
be no surprise, in view OF the manner
i'll which the Democrats managed the
campaign and lost this state, il they
should accept the proposition.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-14
NOT a CRUMB TO EAT.
A Beautiful Woman Dies Under
DISTRESSING circumstances

A Beautiful Woman Dies Under
Distressing Circumstances.
Special to the Globe
FARGO. n. D., Nov. 13-Mrs. Chase. a
woman living in house within fifty
feet of the police station. was found
dead in bed this morning by officers who
were summoned by the woman's little
children. She had died of scarlet fever
without attendance of any kind, and
possibly without food, as not even a
crunb could he found i'll the house. The
children were too young to know the
seriousness of the mothers illness. and
made no complaint to The neighbors.
Mrs. Chase was beautiful woman,
whose husband disappeared three years
ago. and since has not been heard from.
No cause could be assigned for his
flight, as he was well-to-dO. and his
home was happy one. Since then his
wife has been thrown upon her own re-
sources to obtain living for herself
and children. 1t is thought Chase lives
at Sheboygan, Wis.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-14
Ask an Advance.

PROVIDENCE, Nov. 13.-At meeting
of the Pawtucket Mule Spinners' asso-
citation Saturday it was voted to demand
an increase OF Is per cent in wages,
in order to make prices for labor
in that section and Fall River as
uniform as possible. The Pawtucket
association is the only one in the state.
and is branch of the National Associ-
alton of Mule Spinners. The district
includes Pawtucket and along the
Blackstone AS far as Mayneville. Dee. l
is the time named for the advance.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-14
Steamer in Distress.

EsCANABA, Mich. Nov. 13.-Capt.
Brown, of the steamer Choctaw, re-
ports sighting schooner flying a
signal of distress near Eleven Foot
shoal. He says the schooner evld entity
struck Eleven-Foot shoal and was
carried over by the heavy sea. She
was evidently damaged on account of
the distress signal. She was sailing
under foresail when he saw her. He
thinks she was the Thomas b. Sheldon.
The schooner Hallerau came in this
morning with her foresail. foratopsait
and her yards gone, her bow sprung and
leaking slightly.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-14
NOW HEAR THIS!
Lower American Tariff Would
Force Europe to Free Trade.

PARIS, Nov. 13.-The French public
is just beginning to grasp the signifi-
canoe of the result of the elections in
the United States. The financial col
umns of the daily press and the
financial organs declare that Demo-
cratic success will give new
impetus to trade, and will bring
additional capital into business through
out the world. and will add fresh fuel
to the smouldering agitation against
the Mckinley protection of France"
The leading Swiss revenue review
warns Europe that if the Democrats
lower the tariff in America, America
will become redoutable unless Europe
also adopts free trade. High duties on
American products, it says. will inten-
sify the evil and complete the ruin of
the countries of Europe.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-14
DIDN'T RESCUE HIM.
A Coroner Outwits an Infatuated
Mob.

CHATTANOOGA, Tenn, Nov. 13. =
with solitary companion and pistol
Coroner Gahagan ran the gauntlet of
100 angry men early this morning. Dave
Lollls, young negro boy, and
Albert Scott. SECOND negro boy.
got into fight. Scott was killed by
Lollis. and the jury found verdict
that warranted bringing the boy here to
Jail. He started from the lonely place
with the young medical student.
The relatives and friends of the
prisoner formed a mob to rescue
the boy aDd the coroner became in
volved in a desperate fight. He made
his way to railroad crossing just in
time to flag passing train and get to
Chattanooga. The baffied pursuers de-
clare they Will be avenged on the cor
Oner.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-14
WISCONSIN Republican Dead.

WAUKE sHA, Wis, Nov. 13.--Capt.
Elihue Enos died here today, aged
sixty eight years. He was a native of
Fulton, n. Y, and graduate of the
state university at Albany. For eight
years he Was member Of the national
Republican committee, and has been
for years recognized as leading poll
tlcian of Wisconsin,.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-14
Two Papers Excommunicated.

MONTREAL. Que, Nov. 10. Arch
bishop Fabre has forbidden Catholics to
read the Canada Revue and LEcho du
disadvantages on pain of Withholding
the sacrament. These papers have
been carrying on a vigorous agitation
against clerical abuse, and have been
very outspoken in their criticisms OF
the clergy and church authorities.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-14
Shot Over Beer.

CHICAGO, Nov. Il. = Stephen Fritz
sent his boy for a can of beer tonight,
and when the young man failed to re-
turn at once, went after him. He found
him struggling with two men, who were
trying to capture the beer. Fritz inter-
fered, and one Of the men shot him
through the breast, inficting a wound
which proved fatal in an hour.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-14
Killed over a Girl.

PURvIs. Miss, Nov. 13.-As a result
of the Griffin-Lott elopement and mar
rage reported in these dispatches yes
terday, Aaron Jones, one of the as
pirants to Miss Lofts hand, was killed
today by a man named Burns several
miles from this town. Particulars not
yet learned.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-14
Czarewitch Banqueted.

VIENNA, Nov. 12.-The czarewitch,
who arrived in this city yesterday, de-
parted tonight for st. Petersburg. The
cZarewitch conferred for an hour this
morning with Count Kalnoky, the Aus
tria-Hungarian minister of foreign af-
fairs. Later he was the guest of honor
at grand banqueting at the palace,
after which he attended a gala perform
ance at the opera house.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-14
MoRoCCo's TROUBLES.
They Seem to Be on a Fair Way to
Settlement.

LONDON, Nov. 14-4:30 a. m.-The
Times correspondent at the capital of
Morocco says of the French mission to
the Moorish sultan: "Some of the French
proposals are meeting with opposi-
ton. Permission has been granted
for the construction of water works,
for sanitary Improvements and the
building of good roads. No CONNER
cial treaty with France has been con-
cluded; but the sultan will permit, dur
ing his pleasure, the exporta-
ton of bark for tanning ptrr-
poses and cork, and slightly
reduces the duties on certain French
imports. France agrees to abolish her
postal service throughout Morocco as
soon as an adequate Moorish service is
organized. The sultan finally refused
to permit the building of a railway or
the establishment of an oil soap re-
finery."
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-14
Ben Isn't Talking.

WASHINGTON, Nov. Is. = President
Harrison authorized the statement that
the recent publications purporting to
be interviews with him, 10 which he is
reported as giving his views upon the
election, are entirely unfouuded and
pure inventions. When he is ready to
speak Oh that subject he will do so in
his own WaV,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-14
A $4,000 Blaze.

PoTTsvILLE, Pa, Nov. 13.-The Siss-
Ter building on Centre street was COM
pletely destroyed by fire last night. The
total loss is about $50, 600; divided about
equally between the following: Pol
locks Bon Ton millinery store; Feigley,
halter; Bretz, photographer. and Key
ser, carpets.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-14
Relief for a Tight Shoe.

New York Times.
When. as sometimes happens, one is
forced to wear an uncomfortably tight
shoe, it may be of value to know that
folded cloth wet in not water laid over
the pinching point will often speedily
afford relief. Change the cloth several
times to keep up the heat, which shortly
stretches the shoe and shapes it to the
foot.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-14
SatolIi as Cardinal.

LONDON, Nov. ia dispatch from
Rome says: sit is probable that Mgr.
Satolli, whose prolonged sojourn in
America is partly due to his denouncing
the papal policy toward France, will be
made cardinal on his return to Rome
next year.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-14
Sailors Lose Their Lives.

VIENNA, Nov. Is. = The French
steamer Taurus. while ascending the
Danube today, ran into two lighters.
sinking one and knocking hole in the
other. The Taurus afterward grounded.
1t is reported that several of the crew
of the Sunken lighter lost their lives.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-14
Mr.. Hoey Unconscious.

New YORK. Nov. 13.-Mr. Roey was
unconscious at midnight He was sur
rounded by his wife and family. Drs.
Janpway and Robertson were in atten-
dance. They were of the opinion that
the patient would live at least thirty-six
hours longer.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-14

tation of lace with fringe and tassel fin
ish, and comes in four styles. which are
illustrated in haIf-tonc. some OF the De-
signs being flowers with scallop work.
scrolls and flowers with central floral
figures. etc, all of which decorations. 1t
is claimed, are produced Ivy a new
nrOcpcS "a.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-14
Grandpa's Hat a Dead Issue.

Special to the Globe.
DAWSON, Mimi. Nov. 13.-The elec-
ton of Cleveland and Stevenson was
celebrated here last night by the old,
faithful Democratic guard of this viii
Iage. Music and hurrahs filled the air.
Grandpa's hat, representing the dead
issue, was paraded and burned on long
pole. Democrats are plentiful here
HOW.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-14
Drowned From a skir.

WEBB CITY, No., Nov. 13.-While at
tempting to cross the mill pond at Bod
ION mill, three miles from here, in
skitf this morning, Mr.. and Mr.. Dallas
were drowned by the Skiff overturning.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-14
Dixon May Get 1t.
eclal to the Globe.

BUTTE, Mont, Nov. Is. = Returns
from back precincts in this state indi-
cate the possibility of the reelection of
Dixon, Democrat, to congress. 1t will
require the official count to determine
whether Dixon or Hartman is elected.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-14
"A CURED MAN.

SEXONERyE, the great Turkish "Feertt -uI-
MeShib,' is the only preparation that will effect
the magical results shown above. Cures Nervous
Debility, Wakefulness, Lost Manhood, Evil Dreams.
Pain in the Back and all wasting diseases caused
by eTrors of youth. over exertion the excessive
use OF tobacco, opium or stimulants. which ulti-
m0teIy lead to consumption. insanity and suicide.
Sold at 81 per box, six for %, with written guar
anty TO cure or money refunded. Circulars free al
our office or sent by mail. Address international
Medical Association, 26o Dearborn St., Chicago, I'D
FOR SALE IN ST PAUL, MINI. BY
l., Mussetter. Cor. Nabasha and 4th Streets.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-14
BELLE PLANE ABLAZE.
The Democrats or That Village in
a Happy Mood.

AoPpJ -'@O%A'
Special to the Globe.
BELLE PLANE, MIMI, Nov. 49,
The Democrats of this place had a
grand celebration last evening in honor
Of the election of Cleveland, Stevenson
and o. NJ. Hall. There were 200
torches in line and a band of music.
The streets along the line of march
were beautifully decorated with bunt-
ing and Chinese lanterns and the
houses illuminated. There were several
transparencies in the procession appro-
pirate to the occasion. A grand dis.
play Of fire works took place after the
procession. The streets along the line
nf march were crowded with people
from the surrounding county. In the
early part OF the evening, while the
torches were being soaked i'll hot pitch,
the Republicans dropped lighted
torch into the pile and set fire to them,
but the Democrats, nothing daunteu,
made new ones and had their parade in
spite of the efforts of the Republicans
10 defeat it.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-14
Ministerialists Win.

ROME, Nov. S.-The supplementary
elections of the members of the Italian
parliament were held today. The re-
turns so far received show that thirty
eight Ministerialists and only one OPP
position candidates have been elected.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-14
There. Was Some Excuse.

Texas Siftings.
Professor-You seem to be very dull.
When Alexander the Great was your
age he had already conquered the world.
Student-Well, you see, he had Aris-
totle for teacher If he had mad you
it would have been very different.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-14
A Specific for Consumption
Or. Schenck'S PulmoniG Syrup

When all else fails 1t comes to the rescue
Not until it falls and only after faithful
trial should any one despoud. 1t has brought
the hopeless to life and health. II has turned
the despair Of ten thousand homes into Joy.
IL Is doing IL now. 1t will continue TO do il
throughout the ages. DR.. Schenck's Practi-
cal Treatise on Consumption, Liver and
Stomach Diseases mailed free to all appli-
cants. DR.. J. II. Schenck & Son. Philadel-
phia Pa.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-14
NonpIussed.

New York Press.
She was remarkably pretty, and she
seemed little fiirtatious, too, in her
manner as she walked up to the soda
fountain.
The debonair clerk was so overcome
by her charms that he could not forbear
TO make the attempt to strike up an ac-
quaintance with her, SO he winked at
her.
mo. thank you," she said; nothing
but lemon syrup in mine"
And he drew it with very red face.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-14

Leipseiger Neutte Nachrichten an
nounces that while Emperor William
was hunting in SaXony he met Bis
marck. The two were reconciled, ana
in the course of the conversation Bis
marck pointed out the dangers threat
ened by the new army bill.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-14
EVERYBODY REJoICEs.

The People of Washington State
Are Supremacy Happy.
SEATTLE, Wash, Nov. 13.-There was
a large number of mass meetings and
parades held throughout this state last
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-14
The Missing England.

SANDY Hook, N. j.. Nov. 14.-12:10
ANA Nationall line steamer. probably
the missing England, has just anchored
outside the bar.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-14
Prairie Fires Raninn

FARNAM, Neb., Nov. ia prairie
fire of terrible magnitude has ragged in
this vicinity all day. burning hundreds
of tons of hay, several wheat stacks, and
three houses on Deer creek.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-14
Enyious of Seattle.

SEATTLE. Wash, Nov. 13.-There was
one death from smallpox at Tacoma
yesterday. No new cases have been
reported there or in this city.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-14
Town and Seaside.

Detroit Free Press
He-I dor't see as much of you in
town as did at the seashore.
She (blusiiingHWeIl, should hope
not.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-14
His ThoughtIessness.

Detroit Free Press.
Mrs. Detter-I think you might pay
me some attention now and then,
George.
Mr.D.-Pay9 Pay? Can't you charge it?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-14
Death OF James Hackett.

Special to the Globe.
HASTINGS, MIMI, Nov. 13.-James
Hackett ST., all early resident of Min
niger, died today, aged seventy years.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-14
Novel Window Shades.

A novelty in window shades has lately
been brought out by New York firm.
1t consists of an elaborate dado in imi-
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-14
Billy Meets Bismarck.

LONDON, Nov. IA dispatch to the
Reuter- Telegram company says the
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-14
POUNDED AN EDITOR.

a Scrap in the POStOffice at Aber-
deem.
Special to the Globe.
ABERDEEN, S. D.. Nov. 13.-Editor
Kidd, OF the Star-Republie Qndepend-
enD. and Manager Gray, Of the opera
house, engaged ina personal alteration
in the lobby of the postoffice this morn
ing. The editor was badly punished
before the combatants could be seDa.
raced The trouble arose over a roast of
Gray in the last Star