The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1892-09-24
HOW a M OMAN eau GIi TEsss THIEF.


How w OMAN cAuG tiIEF
H. Was on Ship board. and She Nearly
Scratched. His Eyes Ont. IL 5Ss
When you can t set q thief to catch q
thief the next best thing to put on his
| ttrs.il. is woman. A woman who has
recently returned from Rio Janeiro tells 7.
with great glee how during the voyage
to this port she caught q thief who had
been offering all the passengers cabins,
and until she took him in hand had sue
cessfully eluded the detective tactics OF
the entire crew, from the captain down
to the cabin boy.
I'VE had about thirty passengers on
.. board when we left Rio, said this anna
teur detective, and a very nice lot Of
people they were too. For the first two
or three days out every body was SO busy
getting seasick that we hadn't time to
think Of anything else.
.sBut after that, when we were COM
mencing to revive a bit, first one woman
| and then another would come on deck
with face as long as your arm and re-
DOIU UuaG SOll0O1O lAG1A OOSA AZ A@S1 ScHOAAA
! during the. night and had stolen some Of
her jewelry. For a day or two the cap
! tain pooh poohed the idea, but finally
! the complaints became so frequent that
there was no gainsaying them. The
! thief, whoever he was, seemed to have
passion for rings.
! ''By the end of the first week there
! was scarcely woman on board except
myself who wasn't mourning the loss OF
at least one. A watch was set and every
possible precaution taken, but without
the slightest effect. Every morning at
least one passenger would report another
! loss The men Jared scarcely better than
the women. At last things reached such
a pass that every woman on board used
to go to bed at night with all her jew
elry on.
zone fat old Spanish woman, whose
husband owned gold mine somewhere,
used to go to bed in a regular blaze OF
glory. Her fingers and arms, almost up
to her elbows, were covered with gems,
and she used to put on her diamond cor
onet and then wind a towel about her
! brow, so that the robber couldn't posi-
bly, drag the coronet off without taking
her head as we'll. ! used to hear the
poor old thing grooming all through the
| night. She must have been dreadfully
uncomfortable. Well, finally one night
my turn came. l had a cabin to myself
and had taken the upper berth from
choice. One night awoke and felt GER
tain heard some one moving about the
room.
ssMy right arm was hanging over, tho
side of the berth when i woke up, and
by this time was in such a stage Of
| fright that / didn't care to move it. I
don't believe [ moved a muscle. And
all this time, mind you, felt instinc-
! lively that this man, or whoever it was
that was in the room, was gradually
drawing nearer and nearer. Suddenly
/ felt a hand touch my hand and pull
gently at one Of my rings. For about an
instant thought I'd die. Then all of a
sudden something inside Of me seemed
| to say, Scream and scratch!' just then
the man let go of my hand for a mo-
ment @~
''The rings, he evidently saw, were a
pretty tight fit, and it would take some
time and skill to get them off without
waking me. waited breathlessly, say
ing my prayers to myself over and over
1t must have been fully five minutes be-
fore he touched my hand again, and
during that time, in spite of my fright,
I had sense enough left to comprehend
that if | wanted to catch the thief
must scratch first and scream afterward.
And that's just what l did. waited
until he had got his operation we'll under
way again. Then nerved myself.
81 knew the direction i'll which his
face was, because l could feel his breath
on my hand as he leaned over it. drew
long breath, and letting my hand fly
out scratched him with all my might
across the face, and then shrieked with
all my lungs. The next instant every
| body came tumbling into my room, but
the thief had vanished. We could not
find so much as a trace Of him. After
the excitement had subsidized took the
captain aside and told him to look out
for a man with scratches ON his face the
next morning AT breakfast everybody
turned MP except one very engaging
| u4Cul, VIII AlcIA DCCA AuItC tllC 1Ao1S
of the ship. Hehad been suddenly taken
ill, the steward said.
''The steward also reported that he lay
in his berth with his face turned toward
the wall.
".Ah, har said the captain, tipping me
the wink, "I'm something of a doctor.
think I'll go and have look at this
| young man.
'sWell, he went, and there on his face,
sure enough, were the scratches, four Of
| them, and fine long, deep ones the cap
tain said they were too. Subsequently
the young fellow broke down and made
! confession, and restored all the articles
he had stolen. He was put in irons and
handed over to the police as soon as we
arrived here. BY this time suppose
the poor fellow is in Sing Sing
| York Evening Sun.