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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-31
Hnt For Weston.

The train for Weston convention
leaves the b. & o. depot at 8 p. m. Tues
day afternoon. If sufficient number
of delegates attend,a special will be run
through from Grafton to Weston the
same evening. Certificates for commu-
tation tickets can be had Of Hon. W. c.
Handlan, Chairman Riley, or at the
REGISTER Office.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-31
New Time Card.

The new time schedule on the Wheel
ing & Elm Grove railroan goes into ef-
feet tomorrow The only change is in
the departure OF the two last trains in
The evening for Elm Grove, being $3.50
and 1890, instead of 900 and 11:OO as
heretofore. The two last motors CON
ing in from Elm Grove leaves 10 minutes
later.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-31

WHAT sight you are in illftting, unbecomng
suit of clothes Even if people looking critl
cay you you'll be sure to suspect that that IS just
whathey are doing Can anything bemore mortifyingG
FOOLS and their money easily parted. So don't
part with yours until you have seen the many new
styles of Atwood suits placed on sale for this week
at $12.
THESE suits were made by men tailors, and every
one warranted to give the best satisfaction Now, for
$15 we'll give you choice of many new styles OF fine
Dress Suits IN Worsted Clay or Plain Mixed.
MORTALS of the most fastdious taste can be suited
in any of these suits If you want suit that will
outlast half dozen of catch penny variety and that
will look better at the end than inferior goods do at
the beginning, try our SIS SUIT.
RE sure AID try our guaranteed clothing 1t costs you
nothing to compare qualify, style, workmanship and
price.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-31
The Snnrnme Court.

The Supreme Court of the State will
open its June term in this city to-mor-
row. meeting in the chamber OF the
First Branch of Council. Unusual in
terest attaches to the session by reason
of the fact that the Garrison case will be
submitted at an early day in the term
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-31
If out Of order, use BEECHAM's PILLS

THE latest issue OF an interchange
able 1000 mile ticket by the T. & o. c
railroad is good upon thirty-two lines o
transportation. All agents have a lis
Of these lines and the travelling public
are invited TO inspect same.
MoULToN HoUK, G.. p. A.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-31
THE NEWS OF THE DAT.
Administrator Appointed.

Michael Miller was yesterday ap-
pointed administrator of the estate OF
Christian Lloyd, deceased. Bond, $500.
r. Fl, Cochran was appointed admins
traitor of the estate Of d. M. Carey, de-
ceasen. Bond, $4,000. w. B. Hubbard
surety.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-31
reduced Rate 20 Minneapolis via Pennsyl-
vania Lines.

Excursion tickets will be sold from
principal ticket stations via Pennsylva
MIA Lines to Minneapolis, Mimi, JUNE
I'd to 9th, account Republican Nationa
Convention, at one fare for round trip
good returning until June 25th.
Of, 81, 1.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-31
Excursion to Gettysburg.

June 1st and End the L. & o. Co. viii
sell excursion tickets to Gettysburg,
Pa, at one fare for the round trip, good
returning until June 4th, inclusive, &C
count OF the Battlefield Memorial Asso
citation.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-31
AFULL line of E. C. Burt's celebrated
Fine Shoes, just received.
L. V. BLOND, Sole Agent.

5000 rolls OF the latest Roccoco ei-
feet in wall paper at Geo. E. Kurner &
CO.. 80 Twelfth street. A pleasure to
show them whether you wish to buy OF
mt
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-31

5000 rolls of the latest Roccoco eff
feet in wall paper at Geo. E. Kurner &
Co.'s, 80 Twelfth street. A pleasure to
show them whether you wish to buy or
not
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-31

MANY Of the noted Sanitariums and
famous health resorts are using Gar
field Tea in their treatment OF con
situation and female weaknesses.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-31
Register


Mr.. G. Schnepf, the Opera House drug
gist, made the following observations Of
the temperature yesterday: a. m, GO;
a m, a. Y N, So; Sp. m, 81; : p. m, so.
Weather, fair
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-31
For MEDICINAL USE
NO EUSEL OIL

THE swell and latest SNOWFALL pat
tern in wall paper; cost % cents; max
ing special run at 10 cents per roll.
Geo. Z. Kurner & Co., 80 Twelfth street.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-31

THE swell and latest SNOWFALL pat
tern in wall paper; cost 25 cents; max
ing special run at 10 cents per roll.
Geo. E. Kurner & Co., 80 Twelfth street.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-31

Go TO the New Fair Grounds to-day and
see the -tnsly boys in their great outaoor
field sports. Bicycle races, foot races
throWi * the shot, and many other
am0se menta- Take Naphtha Boats, foot
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-31
GRAND PICNIC.

The Young Folks Society OF st. Johns Ger
man Church will give, on Thursday, June I'd
at Wheeling Park grand picnic for the bene-
At of the church and society. Aconcert will be
given in the afternoon and dancing in .he even
ing. Dinner and supper will be served by the
ladies' at reasonable prices. Opera House Or
chestra will furnish the music me9sutu4th
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-31

THE plain feast with good bread is q
sure success; the grand feast without IL
is failure Silver Gloss Flour is the
winner. All frst-class grocers sell 1t.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-31

AILEaHxxY, PA, Novembers2l. 1921.
rhave been IN the drug business for the past
affsen years silver Age Whiskeyf has never
been questioned as 10 purity. and always rec
commended by the medical profession
FIR. FLICK, Dyqggist
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-31

ATTEND the Picnic OF the Young
Folks Society of St. Johns Church, at
Wheeling Park, on Thursday, June
I'd. A Good time is promised all.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-31

IF you want to spend pleasant time,
attend the Young Folks Society Picnic
at Wheeling Park on Thursday,
June Cd.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-31

ALLEGHENY GENERAL HOSPITAL
Max Klein's silver Age Whisky hiss been
Esed exclusively in this Institution fo3 medici-
cal purposes with good results.
+. X. TIbEsLET.
superb ntendent
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-31

Advertisers might ger an eye-opener
aotat the circulation of newspapers bV
aotng iittle detective work on the ouiet,
A word 70 the wise IS sufficient,
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-31

GRE IS flour and flour, but for max
e best bread (and cake the Silver
leads them all
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-31

SILVER GLOSS Flour is made from the
best winter wheat In the world. Ask
your grocer for it,
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-31

Ike NsDht ha Boats, foot OF Twelfth
a., thts afternoon aud see Me Lfnslv
an their Annual Field Sports on ths
katr Grounds.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-31
Index to New Advertisements.

SECOND PAGE.
List Of Forfeited Corporations.
FIFTH PAGE.
Mems Fine Suits-M. Gutman & Co.
Galaxy Flour
Chase * Sanhorn's Roasted Coffee-O. f.
Murray & Co.
White Mountain FreezerS-Nesbitt & Bro.
StoeSholdsrS' Meeting-Wheeling Steel and
Iron Company.
Wantrd-lnSuranca Manager
Proposals for Street Paving
Bromo Febrio-R Il. List
Proposals for Digging Trenches and LAYING
Sewer Pipe.
card OF ThanSs-D. V. Hughes
For Rent-Barber Shop.
u ~.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-31

latest nov cit rs in Footwear IN
? leading st ylesA jus1 eceived.
BLOND.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-31
SILVER AGE RYE
ALLEsuxEr re

Mute the foROrfno opinions Of leading PHYsI
CLANS and HOSPITALS as 10 the merit OF
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-31

Special Sale Of India Silks-Geo. E. sufel &
Bargains in Hats-M J. McFadden.
The Lamar register., 1892-07-30
rhe Southern raIr SCI.

The Florida women do not pass all their
days in languoruus case beneath their orange
trees, They have Methods of employing their
time and making pin money for which tn ir
seemingly more energetic northern sisters do
not give them credit.
Many OF the orange gr overs are women,
and those who do not own whole groves culti-
vate little orange patch" about the dimen-
slons OF kitcnen garden, from which they
nevertheless manage to make a little money.
One dozen 2-year-old trees cost SO and may be
set out on an ordinary town lot The soil is
60 easily worked that woman with any
strength can set the trees, do the hoeing and
mix the fertilizer with the soil In two years
the trees will bear fruit, but they are not
really sources OF wealth TO their owner until
the sixth year, when they will bear from six
TO eight boxes of fruit.
The product viii increase steadily for y
years At 10 years Of age the trees bear about
sixty boxes q oranges annually And the pin
money from sale of sixty boxes of oranges
is not thi, < % be despised by the woman
who eultivates her own garden plat-NsN
York World
The Lamar register., 1892-07-30
opposInE Views.

woman came into Twenty-third
street hairdresser's holding by the
hand a little boy with long golden
curls-
What do you want in here, mann
maj" said the child.
your father says You must haye
your hair cut. my dear" in a very
choky voice.
"Oh. goody"' said the boy.
So she gave the hairdresser the ord
er. and the child was duly mounted on
a high chair and enveloped n the vol
luminous folds OF n huge apron. The
hair,iresser raised the shears and gave
one cut, and then the mother burst
into tears and sobbed;
"stop, stop can't have his dear
curls cut of =,
They were not eut OF, either. She
seized that small boy, and got him out
of that apron and out OF that shop
before the astonished youngster knew
where he was. But when he compre,
hended what had happened he howied
as vigorously outside OF the door as
his mother had wept inside, although
10 less purpose. for she marched hum
off with a look OF determination on
her face that boded no good to her
spouse If he should venture another
attempt Mt having the golden fleece
,heared.-New York Recorder.
The Lamar register., 1892-07-30
OUR ST. LOUIS LETTER
a Summer Garden In the AIp-Pre-
posed Extension Of the City LimIts-

a Summer 0Ardsn In the Air-Pro-
pessd Extension Of the City LimIts-
The Chinese and the Camera
ST. Louis, June 25.-The highest
summer garden in the world will be
ready for the people by the beginning
of next summer on the top of q bust
Dess buildings now going up on Olive
street The building will be fifteen
stories high, and the garden will be on
top of that. At present, it is intended
that the garden shall be simply for
people to sit in and look out over the
city, but it is quite possible that the
idea will be elaborated, and theatre
constructed on the lofty platform.
The building associations of st. Louis
have increased SO rapidly that it has
been almost impossible to keep count
of them in the last year. Well in
formed people put the number of them
now in the city at three hundred or
more. Their officers held meeting
the other night, acting a State as
socation, and decided to ask the legisla-
ture to create the Office of State ex-
amincr of building associations. The
petition will doubtless be granted. An
officer of this sort would protect associa-
tions from SANDER. and the stockhold-
ers from fraud.
ginning to understand that they must
all be photographed by the collector of
internal revenue before May of next
year, and they are much disturbed
about it This is in accordance with
the exclusion act, passed by Congress
last year. That provides for the photo
graphing of every Chinaman in the
country within a year from the passage
of the act, May S, 1892. The Chinese
abominate photography as they do
newspapers, and they will make every
effort to evade the laws. There are
only 500 Chinese in st. Louis, accord
ing to the census, but more than half
of these are never seen on the streets.
The proposition made by Street Com
missioner Murphy of st. Louis, to in
crease the city's revenue by extending
its lines so as to take in a great part of
St Louis county will, of course, meet
with much opposition, but it is gener-
ally regarded as u remarkable one,
nevertheless. The commissioner plan
will double the area of st. Louis and
add half million dollars to its reve-
nue., but the opponents of the scheme
say that the county would demand
more than half million dollars worth
of improvements as soon as brought
into the city. Yet, everybody comedies
that something must be done to pro-
vide for the legitimate extension of
the city as it grows beyond the provis-
ions of the charter made fourteen
years ago, and the commissioner plan
is the first attempt that has yet been
made by anybody to grapple with the
question. II Major Murphy's annex
alton boom succeeds the city will have
about 10000 people by the next cen
sus, as the new territory is thickly
populated.
The Lamar register., 1892-07-30
When the Dinner Bell Ring.

People ought to feel hungry. and when they
feel hungry they ought to have good dises
tons But, alas they don't - frequently.
That plague alike of the just and of the UNJUST
of the abstemous and the glutlon' OF youth
middle age and lifes confne-the protean imp
dyspepsia-exacts dire penalties for appetite :
apreasement in the shape OF heartburn, wind
on and uneorn for table distension OF the siom'
ach and general disturbance in the gastric re-
gion Dyspepsia is very generally accompanied
by biliousness, irregularity OF the bowels. in
sopnia and nervousness, for each and all OF
which as well as their cause, Hostetter'
Stomach Bitters is the nations chosen remedy
Malarial rheumatic and kidney troubles, lacl
Of strength and flesh, and failure of appetite
and the power to rest TRANQUILITY. are also over
come by the Btters
The Lamar register., 1892-07-30

Don't send ansspers tctfhout s,tbserfptions-they
will receive no attention and cannot poasibly win
O reward even II correct
The Lamar register., 1892-07-30
August.
Flower

Iused August Flower for Loss Of
,;t,lity and general debility. Alter
,stiug two bottles / gained 60 lbs.
haye sold more of your August
riover since have been in business
nan auy other medicine ever kept
NJ Peter Zinvillc says he was made
new man by the use Of August
riower. recommended by me. l
have hundreds tell uie that August
TIower has done them more good
thau any other medicine they ever
,oot. GEORGE w. DYE, Sardis,
Mason Co., KY. y
The Lamar register., 1892-07-30
Rnuina at Home.

The master OF the house was writing
n sermon on charity when n knock at
the door interrupted him. At his
bidding the hired girl put her head
in. ,, -
There's a tramp outside she
soia. che wants something to eat"
IBID him begone." said the master;
anprily; "teil him there is plenty oil
work for the deserving poor, but
nothing for beggars-
Eyes, sir" j.
"And. Mary, see that ne doesn t
steal anything. Is the door mat
chained DOWN." :
"The one with welcome on it 49,
sir" a.,
"where is the dog. MaryY''
"In the cellar, sir.
~You may let him out. He needs
exercise"
Eyes, sir" -
Then the good man returned to ms
sermon, and as he wrote in glowing
characters OF the charity that think-
eth no evil, he imagined he heard the
applause OF an enraptured audi nee.
But it was only the dog getting away
with the tramp.-Detroit Free Press
The Lamar register., 1892-07-30
Made upfor Lost Time.


The tramp struck the respectable
citizen for dime.
"You shall have it on one condi-
ton" said the eitiEen-
Nominate your bond, responded
the tramp with airy confidence
II. Is this II you won't drink any
liquor for an entire week Ill give you
the dime now and a dollar at the end
OF seven days"
Done. said the tramp as lie pock-
ete1 the cash
A xpsk later he was on hand look
in1 much more respectable.
II came for the dollar, cir" he said,
respectfully and coutritely.
You haven't drank anything for a
week.
no, a drop"
"Well. YOU look so much deeenter
tha. III take the chance on you.
Here's your dollar.
The tramp took 1t with an efiusion
OF thanks AMI started on.
Hold on" interrupted the donor.
The tramp turned IN the doorway
Apxiously.
I'D like 20 know what you are go
in- 20 do with that much money
There's nothing mean about me,
mister" was the Response, and 1
ain't hiding behind the bush bit; IN
tell you what I'm going to do with II:
I'm soin' around here to y place
know OF and ketch up with that last
week. Oh,reseryoir. and be slammed
tn. door and whirled of around tho
first eorner.-Detroit Free Press.
The Lamar register., 1892-07-30

30 many ofthem were slck that the
choir seats were deserted. The good
man was sorry for it, but the idea
uppermost in his mind was to choose
a hymn that the entire congregation
could sing.
lie mentioned the absence OF the
choir, and then said, Since Provi-
aence has seen fit to afflict them with
nard colds, let us Az join in singing
Praise God from whom all blessinss
ow."-New York Herald.
The Lamar register., 1892-07-30
A hrodcst Renne.,

Neighbor. occupying adjoining apart
ments on the same Hat: "Ah, my
dear young lady. have a great favor
TO ask OF you. Would you be so kind
as to sing this afternoon between
three and fourg"
Songstress, ilattered: Very willing
". cir; | suppose you are having com
pany7"
Neighbor; Not exactly. but our
landlord ia coming to draw his rent,
and | should like to take the oppor
tunity to ask him to reduce itl'
The Lamar register., 1892-07-30
cur6d.

LADY, whose young niece is about
to go for a sail'with some members oil
n rowing club: a should like to go
with you. only l am so afraid oi
drowning. Are the gentlemen good
swimmersy"
Gentlemen, in chorus: "oh! no; we
can't swim at all
Lady: Then think Illg go with you.
for, in that case, you are sure to be
careful
The Lamar register., 1892-07-30
!, Broush, gaok tho Umbrellas.


A man was denouncing newspaper
advertising to crowd OF listeners.
Last week" said he. 81 had an
umbrella stolen from the p ace provided
for them by the side of my new pew
Mt church. l, was gift, and. valuins
it very highly, I spent double its
worth in advertising, but have not
recovered it."
''How did you word the advertise
menti" asked n merchant.
Hero il is. said the man, produc-
ing y slip cut from a newspaper.
The merchant took II and read
Los; from - church last sunday
evening n black umbrella. The gentle
man who took It will be handsomely
rewarded by leaving it at No, High
Street"
Now. said the merchant, ~ am a
liberal advertiser. and have always
found IL paid me well. A great deal
depends upon the manner in which
the advertisement is put. Let us try
your umbrella aenin, and ii you do
not neknowledgs that advertising
pays. ] viii purchase you a new
one"
The merchant took a slip OF paper
from his pocket and wrote
"If the man who was seen TO take
IN. umbrella from pew oi-Church
last Sunday does not wish to get into
trouble and have stain cast upon
the Christian character which he
values 80 highly. he will return 1t at
once to No. High Street -
This duly appeared in the paper,
and the following morning the man
was astou!-hed when he opened the
from, door OF his residence. on the
steps lay at least dozen umbrellas.
OF all shades and sizes that had been
thrown in. Many Of them had notes
attached 20 them saying that they
had been taken by mistake, and bc,,-
ginS the loser to keep the little affair
utfirr
The Lamar register., 1892-07-30
AstronomicaIIten,.

Professor Snore, of Columbia Col.
lese. is heavy built man of slow
movements, whose personal appear
ance is suggestive OF n bear. He Is
also in charge of the Astronomical
6ape --~'~"-, V ,gstudent Anierry
the Professor said:
InUu..a. 80 60. AXE any interest
in the movements OF the heavenly
bodies?"
Yes. Professor, / like to look at
the stars once in while"
"Well. il you want to observe the
movements OF the Great Bear come
TO my room to-night. III be in"
The Lamar register., 1892-07-30
A Big Job on Hand.

Cleverton-What's your hurry, old
man9
Dashaway-I haven't moment to
spare. I've got to attend reception
this evening, and I'm going around to
my laundryman to see II can bor-
row one OF my collars.-Clothier and
Furnisher.
The Lamar register., 1892-07-30
ALong-Heaaed Father.

You weren't mad, then, when your
daughter elopedz"
Not much"
''Why did you pursue them so hotly
for twenty milesT'
Il was afraid they mightrepent and
come back. ."-Judce.
The Lamar register., 1892-07-30
A Competent Question.

But, said the speaker. ''there are
a great many people who disapprove
oil divorce as strongly as do. What
is your opinion OF divorce, SIR" he
added. addressing young man who
was listening with the deepest atten-
tion.
Il don't believe in divorce" an
swered the young man
Are you marrisd?'
"I am"
"H'ml Here is the opinion of one
competent to speak on the subject.
How long have you been married,
sirl'
Since yesterday" IN. Y. Press.
The Lamar register., 1892-07-30
No, After an Angel.

she-And don't you drink"
He-"No. dear
"Nor smoker"
"No."
Nor swcar7"
NO"
And la vent any bad habits?'
Not one"
Then you must learn some.
won't marry n man can't find som.
excuse for seolding. From the Bos
ton News.
The Lamar register., 1892-07-30
PatsrnaI Advice.

Rosenberg senior: Simon, my boy,
you are now going to set upin business
on your own account. and 1 wish to
rive YOU q bit of practical advice"
"Simon: "Wcil, father?"
Rosenberg senior; when the Gus
toners don't see what they want,
teach them to want what they seel"
The Lamar register., 1892-07-30

bly, trus by oedlnnfY or cornDor
msthodA but H0T True whsu
The effort b assnelAas1 with IL
Kind of sntssprins that appears IL
tn proapsctus- Fire hundred
thounanA new uhsnr1hers will
nsan to n more thaa esqo - Of
adve<tiang revennss during the
pay for t6sm - issst hslr eSsiS
valse - -. We are willing % d
The Lamar register., 1892-07-30
Very Neatly Put.

Mrs. Newlywed-I have read that
book through, aud there isn't bright
idea in it.
Mr.. NewlyYed-That's all right. !
dare say you would be jealous il
there was another bright-eyed dear in
the house,
The Lamar register., 1892-07-30

Dam ''Modjeska,H sire '.Satford.' Mod
irska' is by 'Imported Pelion'' ex Lady
Uanley''; Stafford by Saffron and Ben
Iomond. He by 'Champ. Plinlimmon" ex
"Belia Dona" The best stock in America
not excepting anything. Address, Geo A
,Joslvn, Omaha, Ncb.
The Lamar register., 1892-07-30

"How is your daughter doing with
the piano, silns?"
"Fust rate. She kin play with both
hands now. Says she'll be able to
Dlay with her ear inside OF SIX
months."-Judge.
The Lamar register., 1892-07-30

Genial Il. ]. McCabon. who attended
Etliotts business College, burlington,
Ia. is now cashier of the State Bank
at Lockport, Ill.
The Lamar register., 1892-07-30
From Chicago.

Frenchmnn. THAT lady to whom
you introduced me is charming. Is
she well Connected"
Chicagoan. "Well, l should say so.
She's the wife OF several OF our first
citizens"
The Lamar register., 1892-07-30

A. N. PRIEST, Druggist, shelbyville, Ind,
says: "Halrs Catarrh Cure gives the best OF
satisfaction. Can get plenty OF testimonials,
as Il cures everyone who takes it." Druggists
sell It, eQc
The Lamar register., 1892-07-30

THE GOOD WILL AND SUBSCRIPTION
LIST OF a l6-paCe page Agricultural weekly,
established in 1851; published In fiourishing
Western city, situated in rich agricultural
state VIII be sold at a sacrifice. A splendid
opportunfty 10 secure an established aGricul-
titral weekly Address F. A. SMITH, IS w.
jackson ST. Chicago. I'LL
The Lamar register., 1892-07-30
Nicely said.
'erkius. "why?"

Cove. "Pm going to moyefrom this
town"
Miss Perkins. "Why?"
Miss Barton. For whHt reasons"
Cove. "Oh-AH the nice girls are
engaged TO be married"
The lovelypart of II is thatheither
Miss Perkins nor Miss Barton is en-
gaged.l