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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-11-09
WHEN the Mayor of Omaha wishe,

WHEN the Mayor of Omaha wishes
to adjourn a council meeting he sum-
mons the police force, and, after they
have drawn and POISED their clubs,
states his desires with parliamentary
conciseness Then all the motions.
are out Of order, particularly such as
tendency toward the hip pocket,
and the meeting adjourns.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-11-09
Not "a Confederate Flag Seen.

Charleston's earthquake celebration
ecipsed all its predecessors. The city was
wrapped in "old glory" the stars and
stripes futtering from every pole. Not q
confederate flag was To be seen. Visitors
poured into her hospitable gates in thou
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-11-09
Tennessee Miners Use the Torch.

The house OF Mrs Lewis was completely
destroyed by fire at oliver Springs. Tenn
crowd of miners marched into town and
openly SGT the house on fire. Mrs Lewis
was very kind 10 the soldiers, and that is
the cause OF the dastardly deed. Captain
Roach called for volunteers. and 100 re-
sponded and are ready TO march at a mo-
mpnL's notice
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-11-09
Crazed by His CareIesspcss.

A W. Bennett, the telegraph operator OF
Cabin Creek, Ark, who caused creek on
the Little Rock and Fort Smith Road, has
become insane.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-11-09
General samuel w. Crawford Dead.

General Samuel Wylie Crawford, who
commanded the Pennsylvania reserves at
tho battle of Gettysburg. died Thursday
night, aged 75 years.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-11-09
Snow I'm Vermont.

Vermont has had its first snowstorm OF
the season. On the mountains the snow is
from two TO three inches deep
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-11-09
Killed While Resisting Arrest.

At St. Henry's. ten miles south OF
Celina. Ohio Fred Drees shot and killed
an alleged horse thief named Dean Nc
Veagh The latter resisted arrest
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-11-09
Croton OH An tho Scum.

At meeting OF Dunkards in Phillips
burg, Ohio. 200 OF those present were made
seriously i'll by eating soup into which
croton oil had been maliciously poured.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-11-09

There was fled I'm the Norfolk, Mass.
registry an attachment on the property OF
Congressman Elijah A. Morse. OF Canton,
I'm the sum of $4,000 by Mrs. Helen NJ Gou-
gar, OF Lafayette, Ind, the well-known
prohibition speaker pending an action of
tort
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-11-09
THROWN IN THE DITCH.
ALL BECAUSE OF a COW ON
THE TRACK.

November "a the Day of Thanksgiving
Politics Has but Little Effect ON BUSH
ness-Bold Robbery of IA Jeweiry Sales
man ON "A Train.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-11-09
Tsai 40 yui Superscded.

1t is unoiilcially reported at the State
Department that China has appointed n
new Minister to this country. His name Is
Chi Yui. and upon his arrival Tsai 10 Yui.
the present Minister, Will take up his bed
and walk
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-11-09
Increase In Exports.

Tho total exports exclusive OF specie
from the port of New York, for last week
were SIS 705. $50, against 81. $50 for tho
corresp onding week In 1891.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-11-09
Fatal Collision I'm New or,e.ns

A train on the Northeastern Railroad
collided with stock car at New Orleans.
Three men were injured, one probably ia
tally.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-11-09
Churchmen i'm Council.

The general committee on church extern
sion OF the Methodist Episcopal church Is In
session ut Philadelphia
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-11-09
CLAMORING FOR BREAD
SPANIARDS DRIVEN TO RIOT
BY STARVATION.

Noted Pennsylvania General Dead = Grip
Visits Gotham Again-Canadian Farmers
Greatly Excited Over Infected Cattle
Shipments-Drunlkcn Negro Runs Amuck.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-11-09
LOVED THEIR MINISTER
PAID HIS SALARY AND GAVE
HIM 1900.

Brutal Hazing OF n Springfield Collegian
"A New and Successful scheme tn Swim
die Washington City Boiling with
Wrath.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-04-05
Statistics About Marriage.

If girl wishes to know how long she
may venture to remain single without
destroying altogether her matrimonial
prospect she should investigate a table
prepared by mathematician who had
apparently run out of anything else to
figure on. Taking 100 as a basis, the
fgurer finds that the most women are
married between the ages of 20 and 25,
| fully 80 per cent. of them. Only 1415
per cent. wed between 10 and 20, which
! seems to show that sweet 16, and even
sweet IS, are no longer so fashionable or
desirable in brides as they used to be.
Between 30 and 80 the chances are 151S
per cent, little greater still than it
was between 10 and 90 There is ma
tertal for hope in this fact, certainly.
After 30, however, there is a tremen-
dous drop. No more than from three
to four girls out of hundred marry
between 30 and 40 The young woman
who does not intend to finish her days
single should therefore make haste to
take husband before she reaches the
fatal age of 80. After woman is 60
years old the chance is only one out of a
thousand that she will ever marry.
To complete this analysis, one only
needs the matrimonial temper tables
prepared by Sir Francis Gallon. One
learns from them that among wives SO
per cent. are good tempered, while only
46 per cent Of all husbands are thus
good natured. Among wives, moreover,
only 6 per cent are found to be ''mas-
terful' So that it is still safe for a
man to marry.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-04-05
A New Moral Crusade.

Among the nOndescnpt mass Of immi-
grants now pouring into our land, those
from Hungary, Russia. including Po-
land, and Italy are most Objectionable.
1t is against these that it seems bar of
some kind must be set up The car
has refused to allow any Of his Jewish
exiled subjects to return to him, so that
the nations among which these are now
being scattered must be careful how
they admit them if they are not to stay
permanently.
Looking into the ground of objection
to the classes of immigrants mentioned
above, we find that they are not generally
criminals or paupers. They belong sim
ply to the common working population
Of the lands whence they come, and are
in fact shade better than the ordinary
laboring class Of those countries, or they
would not have pluck enough to pick up
and leave home. The objection to the
Italians, Poles, Russians, ETC., is chiefly
this, that they are filthy and breed dis
ease. Typhus fever itself is a disease Of
uncleanliness.
If these poor wretches were only clean
in their persons they would mostly make
desirable citizens for any country Here
then let us inaugurate a great moral
crusade. Let some practical Teformer
go from city to city, from land to land,
cleaning up the poorer classes, educat-
ing them to the use Of soap and water,
impressing the matter on them so power
/ fully that they will never again be COM
Portable unless they are clean. Then
they will refuse to eat garbage or wear
clothing more than ten years without
renovation. They will also refuse to
live in ratholes and foul dens. 1t will
not be an easy task, this reform, for man
when he does become thoroughly dirty
is far more filthy than the beast.
Still the thing will not be by any
means impossible. If, as some say, a
thief or murderer can never be anything
else, because of the conformation of his
skull, then it is easy to see why moral
progress is blocked in the direction of
the grown up vicious. But in the clean
ing up crusade there is no such anatomi-
cal obstacle. A human being is not
filthy because of the CONFORMATION of
his bumps, but simply because he has
never found out the physical luxury of
bodily cleanliness. Once he has found
this out, even his bad bumps will yield
to moral manipulation. Along this line
there is good hope
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-04-05

Tennyson was only eight years old when
he covered both sides of his brothers. slate
with poem on Flowers" done in unim-
peachable meter. His brother had said to
him, See if you can write poetry" and
when he read the verse on the slate he
merely said, you've done it." Between
the ages Of eleven and twelve the young
poet wrote an epic of over 1000 lines in
Scott's OctOsyllabics mingled with HEROES
These were the only finished poems of
Tennyson's boyhood, but when about four
teen or fifteen years old he commenced a
drama in iambic meter which still sur
wives. Thus he practiced himself in three
different meters before he began seriously
to write or publish. There is no man,
however, who is so careful of his poetical
reputation as Lord Tennyson, and it is not
likely that he will permit this early drama
ever to see the light Of day. The number
of his own poems which Tennyson has
suppressed during his lifetime would fill
a bulky volume.-Bookman
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-04-05

Late dispatches indicate that the IN
comparable Germans may be overcome
at last by an enemy that made it easier
for them to whip France in 1870, namely,
intemperance. The brewing and distil-
ling business has increased enormously
in Germany in the past FIVE years The
increased consumption Of intoxicating
liquors is shown in the energetic efforts
of Emperor William to suppress drunk
enness. Worst of all, the manufacturers
of Intoxicating drinks, in their efforts
to supply the increased demand and
glow rich faster, adulterate the liquors
with poisonous and hurtful drugs TO an
alarming extent, producing stuff which
will enable poor men TO go on a cheap
and furious drunk at any time. In
time these adulterated intoxicants will
destroy the manhood of Germany, and
of France as well.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-04-05
When Business and Morals Are One.


1t is a very common thing for people to
lament that they did not get rid of this or
that property before its value deprecated.
Of course, what they are really sorry for is
that they could not have contrived to sad
die their loss on some one else 1t is a sign
of the imperfectiOn of contemporary be
nevoience that good people should have
such feelings and should regard them as
matters Of course. They are humorouslv
unchristian. The utmost the average con
temporary mOralist enjoins is that a man
shall not UNLOAD" upon his friends. He
cannot 50 much as imagine a scruple about
selling out candescent stocks in open mar
ket.
1t will not be so when the millennium
comes. Property will continue then. as
now, to tluctuate in value, but the pros
pect of depression will no longer strike
the owner as a good reason for selling out.
His superior moral sense will then, as now,
be profitable to his estate, since property
doesn't always depreciate as much as is
expected, and often in the end it RECEIVERS
more than it lost But the great advan-
tage from a business point of view of the
perfected a1truism will be emancipation of
the altruist from panic and all its conse-
quences, since the man who is more ready
to accept his loss than to pass it on is not
to be scared into foolish sacrifice by the
shadow of it eforehand.-Scribner's.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-04-05

Democrats Of Fremont, Neb., nomi-
nate Amos j. Cummings for president.
Why not? We have had lawyers and
soldiers in abundance for president, why
not try newspaper man? There are a
hundred reasons in favor of it, but
among the strongest is that we should
never have to read any presidential mes
sage over a column and half long,
head lines included. The journalist
president would know how to boil down
everything, even congress.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-04-05

An idea Of the extent to which private
illustrating may run is afforded by Mr..
Tredwel, Of Brooklyn, in few details
from his own experience. Thirty years
ago he began the illustration Of DIR. Henry
r. Stiles History of the City of Brook
lyn," and this work is not yet concluded
He has added to DR.. Stiles original work
$500 pages, mostly portraits and prints of
historic landmarks. The original three
volumes have been extended to nine, and
the cost so far has been something like
5000 But it is not to be understood that
the illustrators whole attention has been
given to this particular work. In the
thirty years he has illustrated sixty differ
ent works, or about 100 volumes, and he
has upward Of 800 books in his library
which have more or less undergone this
process of mutilatiOn."
Mr.. Tredwell describes how the scope of
n contemplated illustration may grow I'M
der the temptations afforded in the print
sellers shops. Starting out to buy a por-
trait of Washington Irving to paste in a
sketch Of the life of that author, he found
himself presently with twenty-seven en-
graved portraits representing Irving at
different periods of his life from sixteen to
sixty. Still an interval, and he was pos
sessed of portraits of Irving's relations and
literary friends, cuts of the Irving birth
place and library and 50 on, seventy-five
all told which had been obtained at total
expense of twenty-five dollars. Then came
the work Of the inlayer, the professional
gentleman who makes prints fit into books
as though they had grown there, still fur
Their increasing the cost.-New York Sun.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-04-05

Brazil received an accession to her
population Of 100000 emigrants from
Europe last year, just such people as
she wanted to help develop her re-
sources. Buff Brazil continues to cut
up as she has been doing lately she will
get no more immigrants She must
settle down and behave herself, let poll
tics alone and go to raising coffee and
sugar, then she can get all the foreign
population she wants and more too.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-04-05

An important invention has been made
in the adaptation of magnetic electricity
to the prevention of the slipping of car
wheels. The plan works perfectly and
increases the hauling power of an en-
CINE many per cent.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-04-05

Cooperative farming and rainmalIing
is to be tried in California, it is said.
The farmers and rainmakers have Joined
in a mutual partnership for one another's
advantage, the rainmakers to produce
showers for given per cent. of the
crop. But Kate Fields Washington
says: 1.-THE contract looks fair enough,
but it will never work. A farmer will
always find something 10 complain Of"
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-04-05

Coal cutting in the mines is now done
easily and thoroughly by means of cleo
tricity. An electric motor of fifteen
horse power is attached to the frame or
bed which holds the revolving cutting
tools and the coal augers.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-04-05
why swindIers Thrive.

William Jay came up from Alabama to
make his fortune. In this city he met an
other newly arrived jay named Patrick Mo
ran, who was from Denver. The swindlinp
horse dealers roped them in, and by appeal
ing to their cupidity got all their money.
They went before Justice Duffy and made
their plant, and the little ex-schoolmaster
gave them some good advice. The tenor of il
was that New York city would be entirely
clear of swindlers if so many simple Jaws
did not come in to be plucked. That
sounds curious, doesn't it?-New York
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-04-05

1t has been remarked that ships at sea
are now struck by lightning much less
than formerly. The explanation is to be
found in the general use of wire rope for
rigging, as well as in the fact that the
bulls of ships are now usually constructed
of iron or steel The ship thus forms an
excellent conductor by means of which the
electricity is diverted into the ocean before
Il has time to do serious damage New
York Telegram
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-04-05

Through cars connecting at New West
minister with electric railway for Vancouver
Through tourist cars to st. Paul. Tues
Gays, Thursdays and Saturdays; to Toronto
every Wednesday, TO Boston every Sunday
For further information apply to S. F. Neff
Supt,, Seattle, Wash.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-04-05

A western man says he always envies
fat person when he sees him laughing.
There seems to be 50 much of him hav-
ing good time.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-04-05
TIME CARD
STEAMSHIP PREMIER


Connecting at Tacoma with n. p. trains
*Daily except Saturday
+Daily except Sunday
JOHN IRVING, Manager
The company reserves the right to change
the above schedule without notice.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-04-05

Fairhaven and San Francisco
Pacific cast Steamship Co. S steamers ar
rive from and depart every FIVE days for San
Francisco.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-04-05
C0NSuM PTI0h,

IhAve positive remedy for the above disease by it's
use thousands Of cases Of the worst kind and Of long
standing have been cured. Indeed strong my faith
in its efficacy, that will send TWO BOTTLES FRTy with
VALUABLE TREATISE on this disease 10 any ppf
ferer who will send me their Express and p o. address
II. A. slocum, NJ. C., is3 Pearl ST., N. Y.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-04-05
CASCADE DIVISION

Leave Tacoma for Seattle 200 a. M. $50 A.
m, l145 a. M, 300 p. m, $40 p. m. and IL 80
D, m.
Arrive from Seattle 7:45 "a. m. 1O:l5 a. m
l2:15 p. m, 6l5 p. m, 7:45 D. m. and II 100 D. m
Leave Tacoma for Anacortes 200 a. M p.
arrive at Tacoma from Anacortes l1:OO d. m
Trains leave Tacoma for Carbonate 3:4s
p. M; arrive from Carbonate $40 a. M
Full information concerning rates. time of
trains routes and other details, furnished
on application to any agent. or to
II. G, GREENE Agent
G.. G. CHANDLER
City Ticket Agent and General Agent, Head
quarters Building Cpl Pacific avenue
ONCE hours, a. m. TO 10 D. m.
A, d. CHARLTON
Assistant General Passenger Agent i2i First
street, Portland.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-04-05

"Castoria Is 50 well adapted to children that
recommend tia superior to any prescription
Known to me-" H. A. ARCHER, M. D.,
III So. oxford St., Brooklyn, N. Y.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-04-05

"The use Of 'Castoria is so universal and
its merits so well known that it seems a work
of supererogation to endorse il. Few are the
intelligent families who do not keep Castoria
within easy reach"
CARLOS MARTIN, d. D.,
Esw York City.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-04-05

NJ. L. STANGROOM Supt
A BBANIN. Asst. SuUt
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-04-05
STEAMBOATS, AND RAILROADS

CANADIAN PACIFIC NAVIGATION co
- (LBuTED)
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-04-05
for Infants and Children.

Castoria cures Collie, Constipation,
Sour Stomach, Diarrhea, Eructation,
Kills Worms, gives sleep, and promotes d.
gestion,
without injurious medication.
"For several years have recommended
your Castoria, and shall always continue to
do so as it has invariably produced beneficial
results"
EDWIN F. PARDEE. M. D.,
"The Winthrop" 125th Street and 9TH Ave,
New York City.
COMPANY, n MURRAY STREET, New YoRK.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-04-05
A ORTIZ ERN
\ PACIFIC R.R-
is the line to take
TO ALL POINTS EAST AND SOUTH

is the line to take
TO ALL POINTS EAST AND SOUTH
1t is the DINING CAR ROUTE It runs
through VESTlBULED TRAINS every day
in the year.
ST. PAUL AND CHICAGO
mo change Of cars, composed OF dining cars
unsurpassed Pullman drawing room sleep
ers or latest equipment, tourists sleeping
cars best that can be constructed and in
which accommodations are both free and
furnished for holders Of first and second
class tickets, and elegant day coaches.
Pullman sleeper reservations can be Sc
cured In advance through any agent OF the
road.
Through tickets to and from all points in
America, England and Europe can be pur-
chased at any ticket office of this company.
FAST EXPRESS TO THE EAST
Leaves Tacoma. going east, at Has o. m
daily; arrive at Minneapolis and St Paul al
u noon the third day.
connections made at st. Paul and Mime
apols Tor all points east, south ana south
PACIFIC DIVISION
Leave Tacoma for Portland 500 a. m. ana
! Ego p. m. arrive at Portland 800 p, m. and
Leave Portland for Tacoma 9:15 a. m. and
5;OO p. M arrive at Tacoma 5:15 p. m, and
HIS p. m.
Leave Tacoma for Chehalis via Olympia
4;35 p nj arrive at Chehalis SEQ p. m.
Leave Chehalis for Tacoma via Olvmpfa
200 a. m; arrive at Tacoma 1910 a. M
Leave Tacoma for MontesanO and Gray's
Harbor country via Olympia 7:4O a. m. Ar
rive at MOntesano at II ;35 a. m.
Leave Montesano for Tacoma via Olympia
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-04-05

1t is the DINING CAR ROUTE. 1t ru
through NESTlBULED TRAINS every d
in the year.
The record-union., 1892-04-11

election contest was close and exciting.
Considerable whisky was consumed,
and bad blood soon commenced to crop
out. At one time two contestants for
delegate were tie, one being one of the
Bailey brothers, who intercepted Hum
bert when he attempted to vote. Hot
words followed in few minutes. Hum
bert started for home, and shortly after
one OF the Bailey boys said that he had
been cut on the arm by Humbert.
A brief conference was held, and one of
the gang suggested that it would be the
proper thing to oyertake him and kill
him. Two OF the number at once mounted
their cOW-horseS and started TO carry out
their lnurderous threats.
When Humbert had arrived within a
short distance from his home he was
oyertaken by the Bailey boys, who were
on swift horses, and it is alleged they
riddled him with bullets, four shots TAX
ing effect in the back HumbertS little
daughter saw the shooting and ran TO her
father, but was too late to see him alive.
Excitement runs high in that section,
and strong threats Of lynching are in
dulged in by the cowboys. Sheriff Fell
is doing all in his power to protect the
prisoners, and petitioned Governor PEN
noyer TO detail Company f, .. n. G., of
this city. at once. A telegram has just
been received from the Governor order
ing the militia to depart Immediately. If
the cowboys, who are now organized. do
not carry their threats into execution be-
fore the militia arrives, the murderers
will be escorted to this city for safe keep
inO