St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-04-26
SUNRISE SIGNALS.


A party Of young gentlemen is making up
| in Chicago who propose to wheel from that
! city To New York on bicycles. People will
adopt almost any mode Of locomotion TO get
out Of Chicago.
As between Cleveland and Gray-but then,
the distance is so great between them that
one has, really, not time TO talk about 1t.
Some subtle insidious Washington CORE
spondent has attacked the well-earned repu-
taiion Of Senator C. K. Davis by accusing
him OF having used notes Of Elder Elliott z.
Shepard as part OF his speech on the Chinese
exclusion bill. In re such remarkable state
ment the Chicago Herald says: 1T would be
quite in keeping for the Washington CORE
spondent to accuse Carlyle of plagiarizing
his 'Sartor Resartus from the pages OF a
fashion magazine When Senator 'Cush'
Davis feels compelled to fall back on the
pueriIe rnaunderings Of Elder Shepard for
oratorical pabulGm the whole state OF Mime
sofa will order thousand bales Of sackcloth,
fifty tons OF wood ashes, and go out Of politics.
One of the pictures from a Paris salon,
which is to be exhibited at the worlds fair. Is
entitled Funeral Of FaKir." We trust this
will not be misconstrued asa study OF home
life in the Windy City.
The trouble with Ohio's Big Three" Nc
Kinley, Sherman and Foraker. who will
come up to Minneapolis as delegates al large.
| is that individually. each believes himself
the Big one"
Buffalo Bill rises to remark that, in his
opinion. there will be no Indian trouble this
spring OF course this is upon the assump-
ton that there Will be spring.
No confidence is violated in the suggestion
that Don't editorial in four-iine plea
printed in the New York World would not
scare Senator Hill.
Abiding to the annual grand rush of i'm
migrants 10 the United States, the Baltimore
Herald exclaims: When will America cry,
Hold. enoughr" Probably when America
cannot hold any more.
II was expected that whatever Minneapolis
undertook TO do she would DO well. So, by
the way would ST. Paul have done had the
NNA@N-N'~N@
to locate the Democratic convention iii St.
Paul instead OF in a big barn in Chicago.
But let Dy-gones be bygones. Mr.. Dwight
Lawrence. who made arrangements for the
accommodation Of the New York Republi-
cans Mt Minneapolis. informs the Philadel-
phia Ledger that the convention hall is all
that could be desired, fully the equal Of
Madison square garden.
The Trunk Trust is pronounced all right.
Wait until it encounters the baggage man.
An organization has been formed in New
York to push the Grant monument fund.
But who will push the organization:
It is understood that Lieut. Totten is weary
of acting rs advance agent of millennium
that won't fill its dates.
BY the way, is New York still calling ner
fve-foot-six base ball players "Giantsy'
To Secretary Blaine-Of course it is the
correct thing to study ones hand before the
draw, but six months is a trifie too long for
average human patience
To err is. human to advertise measles
case as one of smallpox Is downright
chumpish.
Herr John Most, editor of the Freihelt, an
nOunces that he will go abroad. In view of
the recent return OF that other New York
editor. Whitelaw Reid is this an effort on the
part of Herr Most TO preserve the balance Of
trade:
If Gov Merriam's Weep presidential boom
retired with the ground-h hog on February =,
it can now make its temperance; the
weather IS clearing.
AS the Republicans of ST. Paul have de
cided TO make the municipal campaign
wet or dry one. we say, all right. This
city will go wet on May 3.
Senator Hill is the son of n carpenter aud
the architect of his own fortune.
The popularity Of ''Ta-ra-ra- boom -der-ay''
in America is easily accounted for. This is
the boom season. If you don't believe 1t,
ask Alger, Blair, Cullom, Bill Morrison or
Isaac Pussy Gray.
The Drayton Borrowe imbroglio has de-
veloped another scandal; one of the princi
pals was shot three times in the coat-tails
before his honor was satisfied.
A consensus of public opinion" is favor
able to the belief that New York's assembly
man, Phil Wissig, will not be asked to
take the stump as ''speIbinder' in further
ance of Victoria Woodhulrs presidential
boom