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Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1892-05-12

and unannounccd. Their presence far too
often is not realized until their treacherous
iangs have been fixed upon the vital por-
ton of life. Nothing can be more decep-
tive, Tor their symptoms are varied i'll near
ly every instance. Thousands Of persons
have been their victims without realizing
or knowing what it is that afflicted them
Thousands are suffering to-day who do not
know the cause.
The discovery made by Mr.. II. II. War
ner has been acknowledged throughout
both hemispheres to be the only discovery
for this great modern evil now known to
| the world. Like all great discoveries, it
has had its enemies and met with opposi-
| ton, but its marvellous popularity with the
public has been phenomenal and its COM
plete acknow ledgement by scientists and
! the professions has been deserved: 1t
stands, as it deserves to stand, upon aplane
of its own, pre-eminent among all promi-
| nent discoveries for the relief Of humanity
and the promotion OF happiness.
Mr.. D. l.. Curtice, St. Paul, Mimi: "ln
the month Of February, 1887 l was pros
! trated with complicated arrangement OF
| the kidneys, was confined to my bed for
| ten days and suffered intense pain. My
physician relieved me SO lar that was able
10 be out after about three weeks. | con-
| tinucd his medicines tor several weeks
| thereafter, but was far from we'll, suffering
much pain and feeling that / was not i'm
proving At the repeated solicitation OF a
friend was induced to try Warmers Sale
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1892-05-12

life and undermined the organs that sus.
tain life: Ten years ago this great truth
was realized by a gentleman whose own
life was in sore jeopardy, and the discovery
which he has given to the world has done IN
and is doing more to-day to strengthen the
vitality, lessen suffering, preserve the
health and lengthen life than any OF the
discoveries of the other great men above
mentioned. The discovery referred to was
made by Mr. H. H. Warner, OF Rochester ester
ca, and throughout the world as Warmers
Sale Cure.
1t may Perhaps be thought that the
above assertion is an extravaganza one, and
so it would be were not the UNREASONABLE
proofs present to verify it. Within the
past few years the claims made more
than ten years ago have been
titic authorities, both i'll Europe and Amer
lea, and it is with pleasure that we present
herewith some remarkable reproduced
statements, together with the faces Of the
men who made them.
Kidney troubles resulting far too often in
Bright's disease, are the Fl eat evil Of mod
ern lite. They frequently come silently
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1892-05-12
The Bite OF the Cobra.

So many deaths are caused by the
bite OF the cobra di cape!lo, especially
in British India, that communica-
ton just made to the French Academy
OF Medicine by NJ. Rochard is invested
with particular interest for English
people. Dr. Calmettes, who isresiding
at Saigon, i'll Cochin China, has devot-
ed much attention OF late to this sub
iect, and as the result Of his investi-
cation and researches he has inform
ed NJ. Rochard that the simultaneous
injection OF chloride Of gold before
apopleetic symptoms supervene is a
sure and iniallible remedy against the
venom OF the bite OF this deadly ser
Dent. DR.. Calmettes has made Il
number OF experiments for the pur-
pose OF testing his discovery and all
the results have been OF the most sat
isiactory character.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1892-05-12

Cure in which had not the slightest faith.
I commenced with the Safe Cure, exper-
fencing immediate relief, and with its con-
tinuance for several weeks, taking l think
about 20 bottles, was not only improved in
health. but entirely cured"
Mrs. H. L. Moss, 239 South Exchange
Street, St. Paul, MINI. Il was afflicted
with kidney and rheumatic troubles for
six years. I have tried all kinds Of medi-
cine my husband bought twelve bottles Of
Warmers Safe Cure. used the dozen.
can say it has helped me. and it is with
pleasure can say, in my case, it has given
me good health.
Mr.. A. J. Earl, Quita. Ia: Several
months ago was taken with severe pains
in my back and felt run down and
worn out generally. was advised to try
your Safe Cure, which did After taking
two bottles felt like new man. I never
have taken much medicine of any kind
but your Safe Cure works like a charm"
Mr. Charles Root. Lawrence, Kans.:
'tWhile in the army contracted kidney
disease, and have been troubled with it
ever since, until took five bottles of War
ner's Safe Cure, and it helped me wonder
| fully from the start"
Mr.. Francis A. Roe, Hot Springs, So.
Oak: IT suffered for over 20 years with
pains in my back just below the shoulders.
| The doctors said the nerve was diseased,
and never would getsover it. One bottle
of Warmers safe cure removed it. and ]
have been troubled but very little since
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1892-05-12
HIS OWN WIFE. TOO.
How Man Managed to Swlndle a
Trusting Little Woman.

1t was mean advantage to take
OF q weak, trusting little woman, and
he knew it, but the fellow actually
gloriA in his utter depravity and
1t a9same about over one OF those
startlifekS rrealistic money-machines
that you see in saloons and other
places, and this is how it happened:
He paid SO cents for one, loaded it
with ten neW dollar bills, and with
malice in his heart set coolly to work
to 'sdo" his weak little wife, who he
knew had some money set aside for q
cold day.
When he reached his home he locked
all the doors, closed all the window
shutters, acted mysteriously, spoke
in hoarse whispers, and, OF course, his
wife became interested.
"Henry,' she gasped, "what's the
NATTER"
"H-u-s-h," he said, with q stage
shudder.
But she would not hush
"You haven't been drinking again
and killed a MANI" she whimpered.
"keep quiet, now" he murmured,
"and III let you in on one OF the big
gest schemes ever struck"
And from an inner pocket he drew
the internal machine.
And then the villain ground out halt
a dozen crisp new dollar bills.
"But these are counterfeit" she
said.
"Counterfeit nothing" he contemp-
tuously remarked.
But she would not be convinced.
She argued and argued. He dared
her to discover any difference between
the money he made and some she
had. She said that she could not see
any difference, but then, she said, she
was not an expert.
"Now, III tell you," he said, and as
he said it he never even blushed, "thls
money is just as good as that turned
out b. Uncle Sam. All there is to it
you must keep dead quiet about it.
"Don't even talk to yourself about
it, Be as still as the yawning grave.
DO not even think hard about it.
Now I'll let you in.
And he explained how the 81 ma
chine cost $50, the 50 ones 500, the
$50 over $1,000, and so on.
She hesitated-and was lost.
All night she thought it over. She
woke him several times to be assured
that the scheme was all right. And in
the morning she allowed him to swim
die her out OF $50 that she had laid
aside out OF her pin money.
He took the machine away with
him, told her that he had to keep it
in q safe deposit vault, and now he
goes around telling his friends, with 8
chuclile, what q ''soft mark" his OWL
little wife is on "sure thing" deal
Chicago Inter Ocean.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1892-05-12
HAS EARNED A REST.
Monsieur de Paris and His Crew.
some Record,

ScIIe nSCoIS s
1t is announced that "Monsieur de
Paris contemplates resigning from
Office His name, or rather title, is a
very aristocratic one, and he is con-
nected with a family which has been
famous, not merely for generations,
but for centuries.
Monsieur de Paris" in no other
than Deiber, the chief public execu-
toner OF the French republic, and he
retires ate 81 years active service
on the scaffold-and after having
shortened by head no less than 1858
French citizens He is 20 years Of
age, and possesses q fortune Of nearly
100000 francs.
He is anxious to spend the remain
der OF his days insome out-of-the-way
and picturesque corner OF France,
where concealine his identity, he will
be able to enjoy the respect, the good
will and the affection OF his neighbors
instead OF seeing people turn aside, as
now, when they see him coming and
cross themselves when he passes,
deeming the rencontre as a Fremont
ton of misfortune.
His successor has already been APP
pointed. 1t is his chief assistant,
NJ. Berger, son OF the late eXecutioner
of Mines, end related, like NJ. Deibler,
by marriage to the well-known Roch
family, which may be regarded as hay
ing furnished an entire dynasty OF exc
cutioners. -Marquise de Fontenoy.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1892-05-12
Their Hearts Do Not Change.

lheH FISAI - ~ wv 'o''SS'
Eyes, I quite agree with you," said
I the other day to a young man who
was complaining about the self-suffi-
cheney displayed by young women
NOWADAYS. sit is rather discouraging
to young man to attempt to make
love to a clever, capable business wo-
man, he feels sure she'd laugh at him
for ever imagining that she needs IL
protector or ever thought OF anything
quite SO foolish aslove. a woman in d
mannish double breasted macintosh,
stout boots, storm hat, and an UNI
brella made for use is not exactly a
mans ideal of one who would care to
be petted and protected. And that is
Just where men make a mistake; the
exterior may 1e urlelcnting and forbid
ding but rest assured that the heart
inside is rs tender and as susceptible
to-day as it was fifty years ago when
our grandmothers wore low-necked
muslin gowns and rare:-sole shoes
and thought II woman who skated
was unsexed. Tie brave front which
women assume nowadays is part Of
their stock in trade; they are resolved
to succeed in the world and feel that
assurance and seIf-contidence go q
long way in the scramble and they are
proud to ask theleast indulgence from
anyone on account OF their sex.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1892-05-12
roo StronQ TO Work,


II only want a dime, and you've
got hundreds OF them," insisted the
tramp when the gentleman he had &C.
costed refused to benevolize to that
extent.
eyes, and I work for them," said
the gentleman. ':Why in thunder
don't you work."
II can't" whined the mendicant.
"Can't?" Why can't you! Areyou
sick?"
mo, sir; not exactly"
"Aren't you able to work."
81 suppose l might be, with a little
practice
Then why don't you be a man and
go at it,"
II jest can't that's all. faint the
work so much that don't like as the
name of it. reckon if could make
50 q day restin' I'd work about as
hard as any manyou ever seem"
There was II defect in the logic or
terms or something, but the gentle
man gave up the dime Just the same.
Detroit Free Press.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1892-05-12

lives and happiness. Formerly the treat
ment of human ills was made matter of
superstition. Contamination, the same as it
is by the medicine men of the Indians to-
day. Gradually emerging from such blind
ness, it was still a matter of bigotry, of
folly. What people must have suffered in
those days can scarcely be imagined.
They were bled, they We're cupped, they
were leeched, they were subjected to every
duced and their lives endangered. 1t is
almost a wonder that the race survived.
There has been an absolute revolution in
the practice OF medicine and in the treat
ment Of human ills. Instead of under
mining the vital forces by cupping and
bleeding, thevitality is now sustained in
every possible manner. Instead of tearing
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1892-05-12
Pc at in America.

Peat beds are commonly supposed
to be peculiar to Ireland, and few peo-
pie know that they are almost as
abundant in this country as on the
Emerald Isle. There are many large
beds in northern New York, while in
New England and Pennsylvania they
are also common, and are found in
Ohio, Indiana, Illinois. Iowa and Min
nesota. Extensive peat tracts exist
in Canada, Labrador and Newfound-
land. ard the island OF Anticosti, in
the Gulf OF st. Lawrence, has the
largest peat bed in the world. 1t is
over eighty miles long and from two
to seven miles wide, the thickness
varying from three to ten feet. The
peat is OF the best quality, but owing
to the cheapness OF the coal is very
little used.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1892-05-12

cars, tasteful homes and daily communica-
ton with the world. 1t is the
rapid-transit age; the age of the telegraph
and the telephone. A man speaks to-day
and the entire world reads his words to-
morrow morning. There are but twenty
four hours in the day, but forty eight
hours are crowded into it.
We all know how we have advanced ma
terially Do we realize how we have ad-
vanced scientifically? More than in any
other manner. Indeed. it has been the ad-
vancement in science which has caused the
advancement in material things. The dis
covery O steam permitted the railroad and
the steamboat. The development of cleo
trcity made possible the telegraph and the
telephone, so that the development of
the sciences has been the real cause of all
modern advancement.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1892-05-12
A Learned Eocror.

One OF our ph.j siciars recently re-
ceived the following letter from a
country physician ~: "Dear dock I
have a ..ashunt who's phisicol sines
shoes chat the windpipe was liberated
OF, and his lung have dropped intoo
his stumick. He is unabel to swoller
and feer his stumick tube is gon. /
hav Civ him evry thing without ef-
feckt. His father is wealthy Onerable
and infuenshia!, he is an active mem
Der off the NJ +. Chirsch and god nos
] don't want to loose hym. What
shall | due. Ans. hey returne male.
Yours in needle. - Medical News.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1892-05-12
En1erSOn'S MiStak g,

Ralph Waldo Emerson, having risen
one night, unintentionally aroused his
wife. who inquired, "Are you i'll, Wal.
do?"
"Oh, no, my DEAR was his reply,
"but I've got an idea. What's the
matter with these matches? I can't
make them ignite. Let it go now"
sighed tie philosopher. "my idea is
gone"
The next morning upon arising Mrs.
Emerson found all the teeth in her
comb broken out.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1892-05-12
LOVE FOR HUMANITY
A Strong Desire For the Highest Good
and Best Welfare Of tho
World.
THE GREAT WORDS OF GREAT NJ EN-
spoken Statements From
Men of Mark In Both
Continents,
THE GREAT WORDS OF GREAT MEN
INTERESTING FACTS FACES,

The orator before the Senate called this
IAN age of progress" He was wrong.
Progress" does not half express it; it is
All age of revolution. Revolutions carried
on, not by armies but by discoveries, in
ventors and brain workers. 1t is marvel
Gus age, an age when the ordinary will not
be accepted when the best is demanded
Our grandfathers were content to travel in
stage coaches to live in cabins and receive
a mail once a week. We demand palace
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1892-05-12

CAN YOU FIND THE WORD? There is
inch display advertisement in this paper,
this week, which has no two words alike
except one word. The same is true of each
new one appearing each week. from The
DIR. Harter Medicine Co. This house
places Crescent" on everything they
make and publish. Look for it, send them
the name of the word and they will return
you BOOK, BEAUTIFUL LIrHoGRAPHs or SAM
PIES FREE.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1892-05-12
Matters OF Taste,

Spiders are a dessert with the New
Caledonians and the Chinese will
serve the chrysalis OF the silk
worm. The octopus, when boiled
and then roasted is eaten in Corsica.
The Guachos OF the Argentine Repub-
lie will hunt skunks for the sake of
their flesh,
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1892-05-12
In the Spring

Nearly everybody needs good medicine. The
impurities which have accumulated in the blood
during the cold months must be expelled.
when the mild days come. and the effect OF brac-
ing air is lost, the body is liable to be overcome
by debility or some serious disease. The remark
nblc success of Hoods Snrsapnrila, and the uni
vcrsal praise it has received, make it worthy
your confidence it is the ideal Spring Med-
cine
I'VE have used Hoods Sarsaparilla in our
family for years and find it fully equal to all that
is claimed for it," REV. S. LANE. Groesbeck, o.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1892-05-12
Best Of All

beneficial manner, when the Springtine
comes, use the true and perfect remedy,
Syrup OF Figs. One bottle will answer for
all the family and costs only 50 cents the
large size 81. Try it and be pleased. Manu-
featured by the California Fig Syrup Co.
only.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1892-05-12
Affecting Farewell.

A Texas drummer thought he would
make his wife cry when he took the
road the last time. He said:
"Now, Fanny, am going of to be
gone a long time, and l may never
come back. What do you say?"
Goodbye"
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1892-05-12
500 Reward 500.

The size Of a man has nothing to do with
the size OF Il lie he can tell.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1892-05-12

The readers of this paper will be pleased to
learn that there is at asst one dreaded disease
that science has been able to in all it's stages.
and that is Cntarrh. Halls Catarrh Cure is the
only positive cure known to the medical frater-
nifty. Catarrh being u constitutional disease, re-
uuires constitutional treatment. Halls Ca
on the blood and mucous surfaces OF the system
thereby destroying the foundation OF the dis
ease. and giving the patient strength by building
up the constitution and assisting nature III do
ing its work. The proprietors have SO much
faith in it's curative powers, that they offer One
Hundred Dollars for any case that it fails to
cure. Send for list Of TESTING nials. Address.
F. j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
H1 Sold by Druggists 75c.
What is done cannot be undone especial
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1892-05-12
The Only One Ever Printed.

The man who keeps his mouth shut new
er has to eat any crow.
Courier Democrat. (Langdon, N.D.) 1891-1920, 1892-05-12

What is done cannot be undone, especial
ly ii it is = - 'oiled egg.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1892-03-04
Valuable Real Estate,

The prodigious increase in the value Of
Fifth avenue property is indicated by
the terms in which part of the land at
the southwest corner of Fifth avenue
and Thirtieth street, upon which the
new hotel, the Holland house, stands, has
been-leased by Mrs. Mary j. Van Doren,
the builder and owner of that imposing
edifice. 1t is understood that Mrs. Van
Doren was able to buy outright three
fourths of the land necessary for the Site
but that for the corner part of it she was
compelled to pay the almost Incredible
ground rent of $4,000 year clear, she
agreeing to pay the taxes.
1t is understood also that the lease is
for 100 years. Hence the owner of this
land and the heirs will enjoy an income
of $4,000 per year, free of all burden or
expenses, for the next 100 years. Thin;
of It'll Thirteen hundred thousand dol
lars merely for the use of piece of
land on Fifth avenue corner, without
the owner being obliged to spend one
cent for improvements. taxes or any
other form of outlay. Fortunate, in
deed, are the possessors and inheritors of
Fifth avenue corner lots.-New York
Cor. Brooklyn Eagle.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1892-03-04
SOCIETIES.

A SSEMBLY NO. 1927, K. OF L.-Meets in K
IA of P. hall the second and fourth Wednes-
days OF each month at 7:30 p. m.
WASCO LODGE, NO. Is, A F. d A. M.-Meets
w first and third Monday OF each month at Z
P.M
nALLES ROYAL ARCH CHAPTER NO. g.
IL Meets in Masonic Hall the third Wednesday
of each month at P. NJ.
MODERN WOODMEN OF THE WORLD
WI Mt Hood Camp No. 3d. Meets Tuesday even
ing of each week in the X. of P. Hall, at 1880 M
COLUMBIA LODGE, NO. 5, L O. O. F.-Meets
~ every Friday evening at 7:S0 O'Clock, in K.
OF p. hall, corner Second and Court streets.
SoJourning brothers are welcome.
H. CLoUGH, Sec'y. II. A. BILLs,N. G.
FRIENDSHIP LODGE, NO. g., K. of P.-Meets
every Monday evening at 7:30 O'Clock, in
5channos building, corner of Court and Second
vited. W. s. CRAM
D. W.VAUsE, K. of r. and S. &C.
"OMEN'S CHRISTIAN Temperance
w UNION will meet every Friday afternoon
at 3 O'Clock at the reading room. All are invited
TEMPLE LODGE NO. 8, A. o. U. w. Meets
Il at 4. of p. Hall, Corner Second and Court
Streets, Thursday evenings at 7:S0.
w.s MYERS, Financier N W.
TAs. NEsMITH POST, No. 50, G. A. R-Meets
e every Saturday at 7:30 P. M, in the K. of P
Hall.
d OF L. E.-Meets every Sunday afternoon in
DE- the X. of p. Hall.
~ ESANG VEREIN-Meets every Sunday
VI evening in the K. of 2. Hall.
d OF L. f. DIVISION, No 167-Meets in the
DE- K. of p. Hall the first and third Wednes-
day of each month, st 7:9D P. NJ
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1892-03-04
THE CHURCHES.

CT PETERS CHURCH-Rev. Father BRoNs-
y GEEsT Pastor. Low Mass every Sunday at
A. n. High Mass at 1880 A. N. Vespers at
7P.M. 49,
A DVENT CHRIsTIAN CHURCH.-Preaching
IA in the Y. M. C.. A. rooms every Sunday at II
a. M. and p. m. Sunday school Immediately
after morning service. J. A. Orchard, pastor
CT. PAULS CHURCH-Union Street. opposite
y Fifth. Rev. Eli d. Sutclife Rector. Services
every Sunday at IL A. NJ. and 7:30 P. NJ Sunday
School 9:45 A. N. Evening Prayer on Friday at
7:30 =
EIRST BAPTIST CHURCH-Rev. o: .. TAY-
= LOB, Pastor. Morning services every Sab
bath at the academy at IL 4. NJ. Sabbath
School Immediately after morning services.
Prayer meeting Friday evening at Pastors resi-
P. NJ.
CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH-Rey. W. c.
~ CURTIS, Pastor. Services every Sunday at IL
A. NJ. and P. N. Sunday School after morning
service. Strangers cordially invited Seats free.
M E. .CHURCH-Rev. A. C. SPENCER, pastor.
W. Services every Sunday morning. Sunday
School at 1920 O'Clock P NJ. A cordial invitation
is extended by both pastor and people to all.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1892-03-04

Paul Schulze, general land agent of
the Northern Pacific is refreshingly
frank in the avowal of his political prin-
-ciples. Speaking of the outcome of the
approaching campaign he says: "Har-
rison has done all the mischief he can
and the democrats all the mischief they
can and that is about all there is to it,"
Mr.. Schulze, some time ago. renounced
republicanism. Now he says, 81 think
too much of my associations to connect
myself with the democracy. am moth
ing but a mugwump and a gold bug
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1892-03-04
Be Careful of Georraphv.

When you are writing novel don't
get your geographical facts so badly
mixed as to reflect discredit upon your
early training. In one of the popular
novels of the day the Azores are referred
to as in southern latitude. The writer
also introduces his hero into the antarc-
tic regions in January, and speaks of
the ''inky blackness" of the nights he
experienced there. OF course anybody
ought to know that the month of Jan
uary is the height of the antarctic sum-
mer, and the entire month is one con-
Gnuous day.-Goldthwaite's Geograph-
ical Magazine.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1892-03-04

The county court of Union county ac-
cepted the findings of the state board of
equalization Notwithstanding the pro-
test of the taxpayers. Now three of the
latter have commenced an action in the
circuit court against the state board
claiming that the board, in adding a GER
tain per centum to some classes of
property and deducting certain rates
from others, exercised its functions er-
roneously and exceeded its jurisdiction
to the injury of the plaintiffs. General
dissatisfaction is felt among the tax
payers of Union county with the action
of the state board and this action is
brought to make test case. We be-
lieve the case will be decided in favor of
the taxpayers and in that event we can
congratulate ourselves that the county
court of this county had the good sense
to reject the findings of the state board.