The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1892-06-28

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=. u knew ! man. I porter y onI
-. W. ~ 4 soap sandwich Ana assnlea
S1Nnioy it--at lekst for 4 time. ~ yon
MsSooARVS Will keep quiet ior 2 IeW Minu ' =
- others prsrsised tobe A. still - mice.
~ the man began his story witn = istie
SHsorjption of tho psculiarlties of 'Irlsh
h lke,s, ! trustsd porter Tor rnany yoara ~
1hs employ " Z leading dry Gooaa nrln,
D&Q O0x0u oN0 eAK1 -
~ansneraticns of ofaos bays.
Nde seemed Ia hate boys." continued the
Saneakof. HHs had bssn with the nfm NJ
SSor- NM 80 ia exact hinself that ne could
npts exousa i mistAks; and - TOR skylark-
iur nv considered that Z capital onehse.
NHen tntimidatsd generation after Eeneratioh
81 youngsters, hut ~ mel nis mssH e - ia''
7sssIfhia hoy cane fron--no one knew
shars. He was almost unbsarabls to ths
nlNrka md s~alesMen, and at cnes TOOK the
Aissd III nj this boyish mischief IN the store.
III IN counter 40 Irish Mike from the
Nfst. They mated each ether heafttif, =
Hob led Tho other boys IA me revolt aealhss
M II unnecessary ~ outline the nature
~ campaign bepond saving that y was
one of petty an~noyances. They would alus
SNifase nat. nail his street boots to tho hoor
orsHll thcna with water and fill his pockets
N1ith tacks and things Of the kind;
s.1shs campaign illuminated IN sne follow
nanror;n Mike was in the habit Of
nrinrine Hid lunoh with him and eating il
III the store. He was very fond OF cheese
sandwiches. One day Bob found his lunch
hnsket md inspected its contents. do dis
covered The cheese sandwiches, ~ vas
Quick 10 seize the opportunity 20 set ever,
With Hid enemy. who the day before haa
dusted his jacket wsll.
TaSISAK T0mE u UAT%VA yVAAeWN SWAY - -
Min elises, Tkese he substituted for the
chSess, spriRkling ! liberal quantity Of salt
svar ia aurfaee, Then he hid behind =
csse III goods to await devalopMsnts.
.sAt noontime Nike took his dinner
baskst and ! quart OF beer TO his fayorito
corner and began TO enjoy his rerast. 70
Bob,a surprise No Ats the nasty scap sand
Wiohes without changing = hair, slipping his
beer between snch bite. He finished his
lunch III lay down contentedly to tRka 8
mar. Now this Was mora than the
boy could stand. From his place OF con-
cenlment he began to throw paper wads ct
Tie man until hs aroused him. Then he be-
ran 10 lecr At the porter.
A Nike began to chase his tormentor
They ran back and forth through the aisles
III ths basement; the boy scrambled over
boxes with the agility OF q cat and Sludsd
Hid putsrrer easily. The latter was rapidly
becoming furious, when OF q sudden he
paused in his Efforts and turned pale. Then
HI beat a hasty retreat, sick n disheart-
oned. Small wonder, for the beer and sx-
ercise working upon tho aoap had naturally
resulted in converting it into Q mass OF
auds, which the stomach of no human
being, not even Mikes, could resist.
s'Bob was delighted at the result OF his
work, and Dragged mot a little OF the
achievement. 1t rsaohed the ears of the
Htm, who promptly dispensed with his SER
vices. Mikes system was entirely dis
arranged By his move! repaRt, and when he
to the store after q few weeks
abssnoe he was a much altered nan in dis
position. Hs always got along we'll with
The boys after his expsri encs with a soap
sandwich