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The Green Forest tribune., 1892-04-14

See the call by c. B. Grim for a
Republican township meeting %,
inst.
New wagons, either Studibaker,
Michel CT Springfield, for sale by
Wade & Morris as cheap as the
same wagon can be bought any
where. All they ask of you is if
you want to buy just call and get
prices.
Spencer j. Morris has freak of
nature in the shape of "a petrified
egg 1t was presented him last
week by Henry Reeves As Spence
is the champion egg dealer of the
country, he thinks this will serve
him as mascot.
AS stated by us not long since
ii. S. Shahan and family are soon
to depart for New Mexico. They
expect to leave about the first of
May, and will make the trip through
in wagons. We regret very
m much to loose Mr. Shahan as he is
one of our most valuable citizens.
A merchant, who does not ad-
vertise, does not know the effect,
and that there could be anything
made by small advertisement in
his town paper, but just to test
tor him the effects of few lines,
say somthing hard about him or
his business, and he will kick sky
high and swear vengence on the
"onry sheet Did you evcr no.
tice it?
/" The trial of Bone and Sam Ter
ry which was in session last Thurs
day when We went to press, result
ed in their acqutial, which seemed
to be much to the surprise of our
people, rs the evidence WAS suifi-
cient, if not to bind them over, for
any person hearing it to believe
that Bone Terry was one of the
parties who did the robbery. Cir
cumstanci,l eveidence was worry
plain as to his identity. 1t is hoped
that some plan will be arranged
by which he may yet be brought to
pay the penelty of his deed.
When you hear a man sneering
at the local papers because they
are not SO big, cheap and newsy
as the city papers, you can safely
bet that he does not squander his
wealth in assisting to make it
better, and that the paper
has done more for him than he has
done for it The man who can
not see the benefit arising from
local newspaper is about as much
value to town as delinquen,
taX-list-Ex.
At the proper place in our an
nounccment colum this week APP
pears the name of A. NJ. Webb as
a candidate for the office of Asses
sor. Mr.. Webb is we'll known to
the people of this part of the coun-
ty, having been a resident of the
county for twelve years. We can
sly for him that not a more hon
est man ever lived in Carroll coun-
ty and he possesses all the requis-
lite business qualifications to make
a good assessor. He is now a
resident OF Eureka Springs. He
is Il democrat, and is subj ct to the
action of his party.
Ii would be impossible tor MS to
mention everything that adds to
our pleasure rs lovely Spring opens
up. The earth is fast becoming
carpeted with grass, blossoms and
other vegetation while the orchards
and forest trees are putting on their
beautiful toliaa e, and the birds are
resuming their duties in worbling
forth their sweet songs of praises
to Him who tempers the wind that
bresxes upon US all. We should be
thankful.
The Green Forest tribune., 1892-04-14
A "PsaIm" Of Business,

A "PsaIm" Of Business.
'"Teil me not in mournful numbers"
Advertising doesn't pay,
For the man non compos mentis
Who would such absurd things say,
"Eife is real! Lite is earnest!"
And the man who hopes to rise
Te eminence in any calling
Must expect to advertise.
"In the world broad field of battle,
In the conflict Of real life,"
Advertising is the magnet
Of achievement III the strife.
Lives of rich mer all remind us,
"We can make our own sublime,' .
And by literal advertising
To the highest summit climb.
Let us, then, be up and doing"
In this sheet your ads" insert;
Still achieving, ,stiil pursueing."
Business then viii be alert.
Exchange.
The Green Forest tribune., 1892-04-14
YOCuna.
YocUM, April, IL, 1892.

YocUM, April, IL, 1892.
EDITOR TRIBUNE:
There is soon to be pest Office,
established near A. Winklo's store
to be known as Raum.
A. Winkle is doing good bus,
mess at his store Of general mer
chandise, and grinding the peoples
grain at lis mill.
BY the assistance of Rev. James
Gau!tney and Roht. Winkle Luther
Robertson captured the largest Fox
tnat has ever oeen caught in
Taney counlv-she weighs 1S0
pounds. The Fox family are all
fine cooks, and the bt VS. II port an
enjoyable time aud fine dinner
after the chase.
Spring fights are opening up Mrs.
John Bnrnette and Miss Alice,
Brown took an off hand twist the
other day over fancy county, Mo
Miss Brown swore out warrant
for Mrs. Burn+tte before the J. P.
for assault ard battery, also one for
John, Bulnette foa' abusive language.
Their stri"ls were heard on last
Thursday. A. Wi,Isie was employ
"a to defend; Bnrhelte aud his wife
plead guilty, Another story of
"A pugll site encounter comes from
Boone roun'y ia VII ch Hayett
Stacy and his bretbcr.in-iay K.
Scott availcl themselves OF the op-
portnnity II giving eacE ather a few
h'u"s. Sc,tt got the woast of it.
Stacy peated some Of tbs bark from
SCOTS head with rock.
MoER AK0N.
The Green Forest tribune., 1892-04-14

Fl. Whitaker has built q neat
side room addition t. his residence
on West Main street.
Take yoar produce TO Wade 4
Morris and gel the cash then trade
where you please.
Subsoribe bers who fail to receive
their paper regularly should report
the same 10 this Office,
r, Z. Moador was elected alderman
OF taH third aard al fhereca lot city
election IN Eureka Sprtngs.
f'he Green Forest TRIBUNE is fast
coming - he fr..nt as a lively well
ed country newspaper. .-.-Eurek "a
Springs Demeeraf
Wade Il Morris are wholesale
agents tor The cigars manufactured
by the Eureka Springs Cigar Fac
tory. Retail dealers will find it
largely 10 thor interest to call on
them when shev wish to buy bill
of these fine cigars.
Barre't's large commodious new
hotel will soon be ready for occu-
pa'ncy. 1t is the only three story
and ov tar the finest building of
the kind in the Eastern district Of
Carr I'll county.
We notice that our Young friend
H. G Poynor, seems to be the
leading candidate tor Represent
tative. Horace would do much
credit to our comfy in our legls-
laiive halls. We predict that he is
going to be hard to beat.
Mrs. A T1antham and little
girls, Fay and Edna, have gone to
Berryville, Ark, where they will
make their future home. Miss
Katie Doran accompanied them anG
will spend the summer there
Springfield Democrat.
The Band is progressing rapidly
under the efficient instructions of
Mr.. A. B. Andrews. The boys have
recently had manufactured a fine
bed for a wagon for their use. 1t
is simply daisy, branded on each
side in flaming letters "Green For
est Cornat Rand"
I'VE are Informed that the Berry
vile Jail birds, four in number,
succeeded in making their escape
again last Saturday morning. This
time it was caused by the careless
ness of the jaiIer who had been at
work about the Jail and went away
leaving the doors unlocked. None
of them had been recaptured at last
report.
NV were informed yesterday that
Lee Bolcs, Link Hatten and Buster
Terry were arrested the first of the
week at their homes 10 miles north
west of here They are the parties
whom Ed BraswclI claims shot him
as given an account of elsewhere
in this paper. Our informant did
not know whether they were arrest
ed for the shooting of BraswelI, or
some other of their dastardiy
crimes
While Nelse Lawson and wife of
Hottentot were or their way to
town in n wagon last Thursday,
their team became frightened and
ran away. Mrs. Lawson undertook
to jump out of the wagon and fell
between the hind wheel and the
standard, the team running consid-
cradle distance down hill the wagon
struck a tree breaking it into pieces,
Mrs. L. falling from her perilous
positio" jus, before the crash. She
received several injuries but not OF
a serious nature. Neise was also
haft somewhat.
The Green Forest tribune., 1892-04-14

Just as we 60 TO press we learn
OF the death of Mrs. Fannie Carpen-
ter at her brother, Jerry Patty's,
last Tuesday.
The Green Forest tribune., 1892-04-14

G. A. Snow & Co.'S. pamphlet, In
formation and Advice about Pat
cnts Caveats, Trademarks, Copy
rigts, etc, may be obtained at this
office.
The Green Forest tribune., 1892-04-14

Subscribers who fail TO receiv,
thoirpape9 regularly should repor
the same 10 This office,
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07
August.
Flower

My vie suffered with indigestion
and dyspepsia for years. Life be-
came burden to her. Physicians
failed to give relief. After reading
one of your books, 1 purchased a
bottle Of August Flower. 1t worked
like charm. Mywife received i'm
mediate relief after taking the first
dose. She was completely cured
now weighs I65 pounds, and can eat
anything she desires without any
deleterious results as was formerly
the case. c. H. Dear, Prop'r Wash
ington House, Washington, Va. o
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07
The September Wide Awake

Is bright, descriptive and story
telling number full of strength and ex-
cellence. A charming description by
Frances A. Humphrey, of Old Plymouth
and plymouth Rock as they look to young
tourists, under the title of "A Red
Letter Day." A paper by S. G. w. Ben
jamin on "Our Lighthouses and Light
ships" is full of new and interesting
material. Sophie SWEET has capital
boys story of school and cricket, "Taf-
ferton of New York" "Christyann's
Rezavoy Picnic" is by Mary Hartwell
Catherwood, and is as bright and home
ly as are all her character stories;
Sophie May, dear to all girl readers, has
real girl story Patient Kysie," and
Theron Brown commentaries this BIZ
centennial year I, the Salem Witch
craft by a strong ans stirring story of
life at that troubloas time, John
Alden's Peril" Alice Williams Broth
erton contributes poem, my Prin-
cess" that will be liked by those en-
rolled in the ranks of the Kings
Daughters. Price 20 cents Number;
50. 40 year. On sale at news stands, or
sent postpaid on receipt of price, by D.
LoTHRoP COMPANY, Publishers, Boston.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07

The announcement that the North-W estern
Line, comprising over 5000 miles of thor
oughly equipped railway, has arranged torun
twOlow rate Harvest Excursions during the
months of August and September will be
gladly received by those who are interested
in the development of the great West and
Northwest, as well as by those who desire
to visit this wonderfully productive region
at a season of the year when exact demon-
stration can be made of the merits and ad-
vantages it offers to home seekers and those
in search OF safe and profitable
These excursions will leave Chicago on
August Both and Sept eth, and tickets can
be purchased at the very low rate of one
fare for the round trip to points in Iowa,
Minnesota, North and South Dakota, Ne
braska, Wyoming, Colorado, Utah, Idaho
and Montana They Will be strictly first
class in every particular and will be good
for return passage at any time within TWEEN
ty days from date Of purchase. Full infor-
NATION concerning rates and arrangements
for these excursions can be obtained upon
application to any coupon ticket agent, or TO
W. A. Thrall, g. P. 7. A., Chicago Il North
Western Railway, Chicago
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07
A Coming Star,

Manager-Yourd daughter would make
. fine appearance on the stage. Has she
any talent?
Proud Father-Wall, when it comes
to elocution, she can just elocute all the
girls in town right out O. their boots;
but when it comes to music, she amt
there. She can't play nothin'; and as
for singin, she can't tell one tune from
another.
Manager-That won't matter She'll
do splendidly for topical songs.-N. Y.
Weekly.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07
Would Not Ask Nforu OF Him.

81 have withdrawn from ouah anna
teur acting club" said Willie Wishing
ton.
"Why?"
~ couldn't stand it any longah, you
know. | was cawst for villain, and
Miss Pepperton was the heroine, and
she was to say: Villain, do youah
worst"
THAT was easy"
"Y-a-s, but Miss Pepperton wouldn't
repeat the words. She said | had al
ready done as badly as anyone could
reasonably expect. Washington Post.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07
A Terrible Discovery,

Ethel" said the young man, with a
break in his voice, sit comes hard, but
l think it best that we should part l
did not know the dread circumstance
or should never have proposed. Now
that the terrible fact is out, now that
know that you play the piano and paint
in .water colors, let us part. Sadly,
may be, but not in wrath. Chicago
News Record
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07
After Him.

Miss Pinkerly-You haven't met my
father yet, have you, Mr.. Tutter?
Mr. Tutter-No, Miss Pinkerly. lam
afraid SADLY he doesn't care much
about meeting me.
Miss Pinkerly-I am not so sure
about that. heard him say yesterday
that he was going to look you up
Judge.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07
His Fortune Assured.

Hobson, Pere-Do you think, Henry,
that the practice of medicine will give
you sufficiently large returns?
Hobson, Fills Gust from the medical
college)-Oh, yes, father. You see I'm
going to make speciality of expert tes-
timony at murder trials.
Hobson, Pere with tears in his eyes)
Harry, my boy, you are credit to
your parents. Chicago News.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07
A Bright Outlook,

Daughter--(to her mother, who has
just arrived)-Johnny has been asking
me how long you were going to stay?
Mother-Tell him, my dear, that this
is Kathleen Mavourneen visit-it may
be for years and it may be forever
Texas Siftings.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07
The Vagaries of Man.

A young man generally falls in love
with woman five or ten years older
than himself. This is his first ex-
pcrience. But when he gets to be be-
tween 45 and so he evens up by trying
to make himself believe that all the
young women are dead in love with
him. Boston Transcript.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07

Hilow-Hello, Glim, how are you?
l haven't seen you in six months.
Glim-First rate, thank you. How
are you?
Cant complain. How's Miss Ding
bats? You were engaged to her when
/ left town, | remember"
1--WE are not engaged now"
"Ah, sorry for that, old boy. What
was the trouble?"
mo trouble. We merely got mar
ried. brooklyn Life
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07
Ruined Temnles.

Our bodies are the temples of our souls.
Should these temples, fashioned by the Di-
vine hand, be allowed to fall into premature
ruins Assuredly not. Renovate, there
fore, failing strength, renew lost appetite
and an impaired power to sleep, recreate
vital energy with Hostetter's Stomach Bit
tiers, which restores Digestion liver. bowel
and kidney regularity, and overcomes ma
laria and rheumatism
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07
The One Thing Needful.

Customer-rrn a lawyer and want
TO get suit.
Tailor-You can he it, sir, il you
will pay the costs. -Detroit Free Press
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07
Kind to Animals.

She-Yes, am going to name my pug
after you, Mr.. Dudley.
He-Bah Jove, that's not very COM
plimentary.
She-O, it's all right; he won't know
enough to are.-Texas Siftings.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07
identifying Him.

"Do you know who that lisp" asked
Trivvet of Dicer, referring to man
who had just given his wife a twenty
five-cent piece in response to her re-
quest for dollar
mo; who is hep
Hes Percollum, man who has
written some very able articles advo-
eating that husbands pay their wives
weekly salaries. Judge.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07

Hostetter McGinnis - Why, Gus,
what's the matter with you? Your face
is all scratched up.
Gus De Smith--O, it's nothing to
speak Of I've just had a little chat
with an old flame of mine. Sift-
ings.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07
Helping on the Work.

School-Census Taker-Many children
in this district?
Citizen-Great many; have you got to
count 'em?
School-Census Tal1er - That's what
I'm here for.
Citizen-Well, just hang around Il lit
tie while, I'm going to chop down a
tree.-Puck.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07

Temple Kortwright (her affianced)-.
And while am shaving here in town.
you will sometimes think of me?
Mary Clausem (leaving town for the
summer)-Yes, Tempy, darling. When
take a moonlight drive or stroll
along the beach with the other men, ]
shall imagine each one is you. I'm sure
no girl could do more than that!-Puck
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07
Awakening New Depths.

Professionalism, old man, | am
glad to hear that you are engaged to be
married Falling in love, sir, brings
out qualities in a man that he
never suspected
Ringway-I agree with you. l never
knew before (sadly) that had the ca
pacity for spending so much money
Detroit Free Press.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07
Killed by Great JOY.

Briggs-Did you know that Robinson
died suddenly coming over on the train
from Boston the other day?
Griggs-Grcat heavens. no! What
was the cause of it?
Briggs-He succeeded in opening the
car window and the shock killed him.
Detroit Free Press.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07
Room for Suspicion.

Chappie-I almost suspect Dickey Of
trying to cut me out with Laura, don't
you know,
Penelope-Why?
Chappy-l saw him kiss her last night.
N. Y. Herald.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07
An Appropriate Reply.

Materfamilias Suddenly appearing)-
Sir, have long suspected you were in
clined to take advantage of your posi-
ton as private tutor.
Private Tutor with arm around fair
pupil - Madam, you surprise mel
D,,c1,
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07

$50 you enjoyed your visit to the
geological gardens, did you?" inquired a
young man of his adored ones little
sister. "Oh, yes! And do you know,
we saw camel there that screwed its
mouth and eyes around awfully; and
sister said it looked exactly like you
when you are reciting poetry at evening
parties. "-Tid-Bits.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07

OF all diseases this is the most uncom-
Portable. DR.. Hoxsie's Certain Group Cure
has pecus.x Get upon the membranes OF
the throat anoflose ana speedily relieves
this obstinate malady. In time, u drfpes
Hay Fever entirely out Of the system. 80 cents
For sale by all prominent druggists
throughout the state. A Z. HoXsIE, Buff
falo, N. Y, mfr and sole proprietor.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07
A Prompt Mental.

Lady Ito servapt)-Matilda, have you
watered the flowers?
Matilda Snowball-Yes, mum. done
watered 'ctn more'n two weeks ago.
Texas Siftings.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07
A Villain.

ION what ground is Miggleson's wife
bringing suit for divorce?'
20, about the only specified charge is
that she bought necktie for him at a
bargain sale and the wretch gave it to
one of his old flames to put into crazy
Quilt. "-Indianapolis journal.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07
Suspicious,

"Ilow did bigger make his money!"
"See here, you must be trying to ge!
me into SANDER suit or you wouldn't
ask such question as that"--Chi.
eago News.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07
Killed His Man.

Cowboy-Guess you never killed a
man, did ye?
Tenderfoot-Huh, l helped to kill
half dozen of them.
"Here?"
"No. At college"
"Fightin' with emp"
mo. Initiating them. IN. Weekly
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07
A Labor-Saviu- SYNONYM.

Mrs. Moore-Don't you think the
grass in our yard ought to be cut?
Lon Moore-By all means; ignore it
completely. -Puck.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07
Method In 1t.

why do you irritate mamma so.
George?"
because, my dear, | hope some day
to make her speechless with indigna.
ton. Jury.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07
Didn't Undeceive Her.

"Did she marry for money!"
eyes. She thought he had mil
lion"
'And he wasn't man enough to unde-
ceive her?"
"You couldn't blame the fellow. He
didn't know her well enough to talk
about finance. Judge.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07
On the Train.

Drummer-And do you mean to say
shat you never have any of your goods
thrown back on your hands?
His Travelling Acquaintance--No, Sir;
am an undertaker.-Ju
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07
TAKE HEART,

TAKE HEART,
il you're a suffering woman.
The chronic weaknesses, painful
disorders, and delicate derange-
ments that come to woman
only have a positive remedy in
DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip-
ton. If you'll faithfully use it,
every disturbance and irregu-
laritycan bepermanentlycured.
It's a legitimate medicine for
woman, carefully adapted to
her delicate organization. 1t
builds up and mvigorates the
entire system, regulates and
promotes all the proper func-
tons, and restores health and
strength.
"Favorite Prescription is
the only remedy for woman's
ills that's guaranteed. If it
fails to benefit or cure, yea
have your money back.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07
All Gone,

She packed a trunk with flannel gowns
And took it to the shore,
But when the damp air struck that trunk
Those ilalneis we're no more
Life
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07

Which is the best TO try, il you have Ca.
tarrh- "a medicine that claims to have cured
others, or medicine that is backed by
.loney to cure you The proprietors Of DR..
Catarrh, perfectly and permanently, or
they'll pay you $500 in cash.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07
Atmosphe-ic Conditions.

GOOD deal OF wind about Widg ley"
"Yes; takes him no time at all to
blow his money in. Chicago News
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07

MEDICAL science has achieved great tli-
imph in the production of Beechan's Pills
which at rs cents box replace medicine
chest
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07

A SECOND street upholsterer advertises
that his best mattresses may be fairly des-
cribed as ''spring poems" -Philadelphia
Record.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07

KEEP the pores open is essential to health
Glenn's Sulphur Soap does this.
Hills Hair aud w hisker Dye, so cents.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07

HARD times may make US careful but it's
a good time that makes us tight-Peck' s
Sun.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07

Boy-There's lady outside wants to
see you.
Lawyer Swelter-Whew! Ask her to
wait while put on my coat.
Boy-Dont bother about that, sir;
she amt no more dressed up than you
are.-Puck.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07

No WONDER the weather is go warm,
everybody talks about it.-Arkansas Thomas
Cat
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07

THAT day is q failure in which YOU do not
try to make somebody happy.-Ram's Horn,
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07

HALLS CATARRH CURE is liquid and
taken internally. Sold by Druggists, 15c.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07

IAM getting things down to fine point,
said the balloonist as he lit Oh steeplo.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07
An Impossibility.

Mabel-Do you know, Nellie and I
have eyes of almost exactly the same
color. We've just been comparing
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07

LAWYERS may be poets; they write lots Of
"yersus. Texas Sftings.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07

Irate Employer (sharply)-What are
you doing down there, Rastus?
Rastus-Hulpin' Nimbus, sab!
Irate Employer-What is Nimbus do
ing?
Rastus - Muffin, sab! - Lippincott's
Magazine.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07

Jacques-Pardon me, that's quite i'm
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-07

Mabel-IIow impossible?
Jacques-Your eyes are incompatible.
Truth.