Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1892-09-09

wonder more American women don't
give it to him. for a little goes such a
great vavs with him. Now the Eng
lishman is quite different; it is my
house. my children, and my wife, and
if my wife dares to think there's any
man in the world us great is lie is. she
is pretty apt to get that idea Knocked
out of her either mentally or physical
". You say sometimes a woman don't
feel like tIlis.--Well, it is her business to
[ always remember that thing that Ada
Rehan PLAYED where she talks so beau
tifully about thy husband being thy
lord. thy life. thy keeper: enc who
cares for thee and thy maintenance;
commits his body both to land and sea
while thou lest warm at home serene
and safe. and Claims no other tribute, ut
thy hands than love, fair looks. and true
obedience. OF course, none of our huS-
bands stand i'll any greater danger than
being chpwed up by the bulls and
ECars. but still we are more or less Sc
rene. and safe to give him the love and
fair looks. and he would never ask Il
word about the true obedience. At
least that is what | think
''YeS,' said the brunette, " YOU have
a way Of thinking out things which
somehow never comes to me. though [
must confess | have thought something
about the girls who battle. AS soon as
a woman gets to weigh about $50, with
the greater part of her flesh distributed
about her waist she thinks she is in fit
condition to exhibit her figure in q close
fitting bathing-sIit for the dedication of
the numerous lockers on. Now, she has
just reached the time when she ought
to stay out. The girl who looks her
best is the one who is rather slender,
but Well-Shaped, and who, when she
gets into the pillows, can ride around
On the land wishes be was like the hap
py sailor of the days of yore who was
married to /; mermaid in the bottom
of the deep, blue sea- Ladies who are
inclined to Il redundancy of flesh, come
out very badly i'll the water. They
want to do their swimming in their own
special tubs, and leave the glad sea
BY the way, though why is the slender
girl faShiunable?'
well" said the blonde. "the men
prefer her The worst thing they can
compare her to is 4 lead pencil, and
nobody dare lisp hippopotamlts or ele-
plant. or suggest throwing dice on her
corsage when she is spoken Of Then
she has Il quiet way of walking around
and 1uan doesn't like Il woman to
bring down her foot so that size shakes
the whole house. You remember one
of the charms Of Nellie Bly, in the old
plantation song was that after she lifted
her foot and put it down there was
music i'll thespecial part of town she
elected to walk i'll. Then. too. it is a
bit difficult for 4 stout woman to cud-
die, and if there is anything above all
other things, even if he is 900 years old
and weighs Il ton. that Il man likes, it's
to be treated rs if he were a small boy
and approved Of. There is no doubt
about it that, though fashions NAV
come and go, the slender girl will III
ways remain in vogue. Though. by the
by, she mustn't be too tall. for q man
hasn't half lived his life unless he can
call the woman he is fond of little
Queer, isn't it?''
The woman who had been listening to
this looked at them as they saunered
off, and saw that each was Just tho
right height and just the right slender
ness, and she couldn't resist thinking to
herelf, when women thoroughly under
stand themselves md their strength.
what powers they will be in war in
love, or the combination Of love and
war