Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1892-07-07
EYENIAG ECHOES.

not? Or mustI? He--Oh, have seen
him. Fact is, he made the suggestion
that it was about time for me TO propose
At Paris observation-disclosures
Jean, book it; I'll pay tomorrow"
Garcon-"M Mats, monsieur, tomorrow?
Tomorrow we may ali of us be blown
to atoms PIE Rdppc5.
Wife-"I'm tired to DEATH Been hav
ing the baby's picture taken by the in.
stantaneous process" Ilusband-"Ilow
long did il take?" Wife--"About four
hours."-New York Weekly,
Bride Gust after the wcdding)-.
George, you promised togive mca grand
surprise after we were married; say,
what is il? Bridegroom "a widowerl-
I've got six children, my pct
81 have come, sir, TO ask the hand of
your daughter" allow can you sup
port wife? You have nothing" ooh,
yes, have" "What busnessY "Not-
ing. I'm citizen of Rhode Island"
A rattle of poker chips sounded in
the collectors ears as he opened the
door of the office. as Mr.. Biikns in ~
he inquired. "Nc, sir" replied the
office boy. "HG is out about ST.
Judge.
A foreign photographer who thinks
of settling in Philadelphia desires to
know whether he would be compelled
to use dry plates on Sunday in case lie
should work on that day.-PhiIadeiphiQ
Record
son-"Say, par Father-"Well ?''
ais a vessel boat?n eyes" "Say, pa.''
"What is it," "What kind Of boat
is a blood vessel?" "It's life boat.
now run away to bed."-Net0 YOrh
Ledger
Amateur Artist-"I should like &c
present the last picture | painted To
some charitable institution; now which
would You recommend? 7" Cruel Lady
Friend-"rhe Blind Asylum. LIFE,
CdicM1dr.
lmp-You won't be sorry when the
Rev. DIR. Tenderloin goes ON his vaca.
ton" Satan-"l don't hcgrudge him
the time still, business is bound tc fall
oil when you stop advertising, Wen
Hob Htrald.
A Chicago man recently saved his life
by carrying roll of one hundred dol.
lar bills inside his vest when bullet
came that way. Yet there are people
who neglect so simple u precaution.- :
50. Pau Globe.
Father from the top Of the stairs)--
Charley, what does that young woman
mean by staying so late? Charley lin
the haln--Say, be quiet mp there, will
your ! think she's going to PROPOSE
Rochester Post. Express.
Doctor--You need more sleep, my
friend, That is the whole trouble with
you. What is your business? Patient
Pm policeman. Doctor-Then it
must be something else; perhaps you
don't take enough exercise.
Primus-"Nixon's salary is raised
His employer saw him refuse to 60 into
bnr-room with a friend Secundus-
ut was amatter Of principle with Nixon
! suppose?" Primus-"Y il was his
turn 70 treat '-,SmiM, Gray d Co.'S
Monthly
Mistress-"Oh, Mary, see this mirror
! have broken, and think of the bad lucl,
| shall now have for seven years q
Maid What, that little bit Of mir
ror? But think of mel have lust
broken the big mirror in the parlor h,--
tdegeHde Blatr.
Lady (helping to lobster salad)--"I
suppose, Mr. q Finnigan, that Won are
not accustomed to this dish in your
country. Mr.. OFF. tconccaling his
ignorancel--"Lo bsthcrs is il, madam ?
Faith, ma'am the shores of Oirelana is
red wild emf Ciypt.
Kansas City people are wrestling with
the question, Did the original doctrine
as to good and evil have Il devil in itg"
We give il up. liut the devil seems Ia
be in a good many of the doctrinal dis
cusslons just now, and in with both
hoofs. --Nc'c forh HojUtR.
Consumptive--"Yes, the doctor saws
wont live six months if stay here. Is
your section of Florida healthy %
Florida Man Healthy? Rlalf the peo.
pie down there want 10 sell out and
come north. "Ehg Why?" "Tired
of lifc."--Nsw Y1rh lFtckly.
"Do you think you could love me in
the great unmapped future as you love
nc npw:" he softly whispered "Oh, |
don't know" she answered. 1--WE seen
men love better. don't know how
the great unmapped future would affect
nc Fact is, l never tried IT, IGcas
S9ti0gs.
Strawber-"I suppose you will be
surprised 70 hear that my engagement. il
broken of" Singery- Really! Why.
great Scott, old man, il was only ycster.
day that | saw you out shopping with