The Red Cloud chief., 1892-04-08

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NJ friends DO YOU know there il a good show,
For me 10 pc up with the brant?
~ ny very nlga. II she'll only die,
For she IS my wife's rich aunt.
I'll stock up my store. for ever more,
Ant live ON pIddings and pies,
And for fear of harm. I'll clear nm nv farm.
When my wifes rich aunt ups and dies.
I'll build a biz house, as snug A a mouse.
And It's rooms no ghost shall haunt.
For . ghost will flee, at laughter and clee.
Though IL De OF my wife's rich aunt.
oh; wont l fly high, like the birds of the sky,
I'll send some men right up to the pen.
And others must pay a big fine.
Little ed must go, and poor .Dennis" too.
And the Poor Farmer lie must dance.
Fol Ill have enough of the silver stun,
That is now my wife's rich aunt's.
ENvOY.y
Take NY advice dear friend, and
look out your name Is not pants.
For a man often gets slipped uDOn.
Who depends ON his wife's rich aints
"Jay sweet Jay, like a printed book is
the way it was set up last week, when it
should have read Joy sweet JOY. The Jaw
who set it up ought to be shot in the
back with a shooting stick and be de-
prlved of his quoins for one day.
The p. NJ, at Inavale received a letter
last week from a younglady of Otto. ask
ing If the Poor Farmer was married. No
dear girl the Poor Farmer is not mar
ried, (tears) and what is more it locks
now as though he never would be, (more
tears) However charley Hunter is, and
he is the onn for you to inquire about.
Preaching, which vas formerly held
here in the morning, has been changed
until evening on every alternate Sabbath
This was done, so it is said, that
some of the good people might attend
worship in Red cloud in the morning,
One OF Inavale's young bloods, who by
the way is always saying, "We belong to
the upper ten," got badly April fooled.
For lnforation in regard to it, ask Alva
Sellars of the Democrat, who was the
author Of the joke.
The joyous summer days have come,
With bud and promised cheer,
The flies and hOppers yet are dumb,
But the bull frog he is here.
For he's no chump.
AND he's sitting on that stump.
The col, had several more versef like
the above but Dennis stole them of him
And he is now using them to start eli"
with when he stops to wrest (spelt with
W. When Eli stops Dennis takes one
OF them out and begins to read 1t and
the horse moves away as rapidly as he
did the night Old Man Huffman drove
him home after he had been dancing to
McLaughlin's whistling.
Jim Lopeman, the only honest fruit
tree agent in the world, has the key to
the above joke and will furnish it on ap-
plication: Apply to him ny letter, to
Mount clair.
Oscar Teel, the ex-sheriff, was up this
way a few days ago and distressed one of
our farmers for his taxes. The farmer
distressed the bank of Ina
vale Charley Hunter) for the amount,
and the county received it's own. Oscar
is a good jolly boy and is always welcome
up this way even though he does come on
business. He says it always
.istresses him as much as it does the tax
payer,-and we believe it,-but still he
will do it.
White wings with ~frijoles on Jersy but
toast was ono of the many fancy
articles on the bill of fare at the B. { M.
eating house here last Sunday, Thew
a chinese cook there now,
John Gray, Allen Ayres, and s. w,
Hull all attended church last Sunday.
Let us pray.
Geo. HeaLon, sold another fine lot of
at cattle to Hunter last week. Geo. has
lad some of the best cattle on the mar
let seen this year.
Walnut creek is going to petition the
ext congress to be set of as a seperate
tate. They have selected tho f~olIov;ro
Guv'nor, ALT. Mccall, Secretary state.
i'm Scoles; commander in chief of ali
he armies "Dennis;" Keeper of the great
.rivy seal. Sam Heaton; Envoy e1traor-
llnary ane minister plenopitentiary to
navale, Addison Vanderburg. A place
'ill be made for Jeff" Davis too. but
OF right away. As 500 as they become
state they will begin to drag thir coat
Poor FARMER.