The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1892-09-01
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rtelt. Well ose, does said 1ehnty'
Tas one psi ia ise rls,s this rsofnies 10
soing d ihs bssihea.
Little sifi - Ny papa hss 10 se, sp ~
ini eftly. 70 ~ ts GET 10 The cfos snd 49,
n BE cltfhs 10 ,i'sneifs 10 business Lit
us boz Ms psps doet have 10. Hs' one
Ct 10 CLERKS
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dpu, las tbr etiiSrrn vi, 90 The vet srsss
thsy night catch cold. II they ere tired
,cu ras ~ co II yosrseii snd isae them
O. y9af kness
Hhst And hes aid you ie,i toward
lila shee be insured the girl Who you
we've Engaged TOT He: felt ~ the nsp
did TOW ~ b.. ,uh tote Who us hilisd
Ia tho wsf
The most ubhafpy people 10 ihs ssrid
ore iho,e Who have aspirations. education
ard tastes 70 srio! si0o, 600 income. snd
hs.e 10 .hin siops 90 sses
- lie ouly shen baby 10 very homsly
that's rs M tbsr Gao zee . resemblance
bstvesn /, aud Der hnsbsods folks
So yon have accepted Mr. wbiffsi 81,
ter so Ya. said never would. but
he mso iLousLiial lie scpi me boz Of
LsBak, roLisis iusl az my bay fever vss
c0miar on.
There il c.se an record where young
couple 10, seventeen clocks among The
sed1ihs presents. sbd yet three months
aI,erverl The husband didn't know what
time u wss when be came home 10 the
morning.
II soppose. aid Mrs Blocker TO her
freud from Cincinnati. that you boil your
river wsier beit 70 using ~ Well, no, rel
piled Misc Buckeye. Oar usual suston
ID TO slice i, thin and fry IL
Mercy exclaimed Mrs. Homsspun.
when she read in tbepsper ihst Jay Gould
made 10 cents every time the clock licked.
| should think be would be worried 10 |
death fer lear thai the clock would run
dosn.
Hotel Wsiter Shall take your order |
bos, missy, Or will you wait TIL your
nanny comes ipf Little girl wish you'd |
take il nov Msmms mover orders any.
sing cept shsi is good for me.
-Mrs. Nevlised What ara thesef
Fishwomsu Them is Spanish msckerel.
Mrs. Mes lived $50 III take three pounds Of
them. My husband is very fond OF soyi
hing imported.
Title Tommy Whykins had been
wrestling with piece OF hsTdtsok, Msm
ma. Grid he after filence. Whist 10 M II
poll parrots gets all the crackers they ask
for don't wonder they learn to swear.
Willie, said the visitor, what ia your
Ambi,ion7 Ia like, ssid the small boy
pnttine down bis yellow covered story OF
the plains TO have people tremble like ltA'
yes at the mere mention OF my name.
II never shall have faith 10 another
woman sgAin, said he bitterly. Just after
che bad rsfused hin, o, yes you will,
said she. You may not have quite a. much
faith 10 yon,self neI, time, but otherwise
1, will be just the same.
--BufI They tell me that Squiddle has
q great ear for music. Bass Yes. knew
he bad great ear--two OF them. 10 fact
hui did not know that they were for
music. supposed they were for brushing
nies on the top OF his head.
Mrs. Tai.le How did you ever come
TO give mp your pony aud phsston, Jon
seemed 70 have such an attachment for III
Mrs. Tuttle = Yes; but you just ought to
have seen the one Tbs sheriff bad for II.
also.
Little boy Msyn't be . preacher
when GROW up' Mother OF course, you
may, my pet, il you want to. Little boy
Yes,i DO Ispose I've go, 10 60 10 church }
Nj NY life snyhow, On It's good deal hsr
der 10 ri, s,il than 10 walk around aud
boiler, II
Dismissed from your boarding housed
whyi Well, the lsndlsdy said | would q
siiber have 10 reduce weight or 60. and ! ;,
can I reduce, But Why did she want you
% Sc, thnf She said my appearances z
aroused expensive hopes on the part Of the
~ er boarders. III
Jack so you are going 10 marry Tom
Chapman. Edith Edith Yes. What do
Iou think Of me for accepting man who
. forty years oldf E,heli-I think you
ire very vise. When two people Of nearly n
he sane age marry they are generally hsp
".
Hcuty Irving likes 10 tell hov, vh,n
he Was in DORIS tshire village last sunni N
ner. be passed group Of children. One
u hem eyed him 40 sharply that the Sc
CT said. Well little sirl. do you know mei ~
'es, air. ~s the reply, you are one Of ~ ~
'eccham's pill, She had seen bis face in a,
q advertisement.
Tramp Say. Bill, what 10 wrong With pr
ur pstd uy,r ,h,rrl lie scss ~ II be vas
q eeres. Second Tramp Hush.sh; ts
- arrested At The let town and made 70
sie taih. aud IL has touched his pride.
"a loud. rstpins aud impatient voice
ans cut from the kitchen. II wss tie "
dice o. The rec cock Mrs Billusl Well 1t.
isyl Yen told me 10 bile the water. ne
ntnt spss Eva bren h{ilins A an hou, ara OF