St. Paul daily globe., 1892-03-13
SUNRISE SIGNALS.

The Philadelphia Record is authority for
the statement that active preparations are
being made in Minneapolis for seal poaeh
ing. In what particular county in Alaska
does the Record imagine that Minneapolis is
located
1t is painfully apparent that the United
States has no rights in Behring sea that Eng
land Is bound to respect
Make the presidential term six years and
forbid reelection n. B.-Forbid reelection
anyway.
When Congressman Dingley sat down after
replying to Congressman McMillin's tariff
speech one could have heard gum drop
melting in the mouth of st. Louis girl i'll
the visitors gallery.
The Pittsburg Commercial Gazette con-
siders it bad taste'' in Mr. McMill1 to at
tack the reciprocity clause of the Mckinley
bill OF course in the eyes of Republicans
it is in exceedingly bad taste to be Demo
crat.
Yesterday morning the Pioneer Press again
turned its editorial hose upon the weather,
and, 10, the hoodoo worked to the queens
taste. The snow storm of yesterday was not
so severe as that of Wednesday: neither was
the p P editorial of Saturday as long as the
Wednesdays ebullition.
When it comes to a show down of whiskers
Gen. c. ". Pavey, Chicago's auditor of pub
lie accounts. can make the illustrious Senator
PETER look tired.
Gotham's Tammany census comes under
the head of New York counts.
''Some good Western man" covers a multi
tude of booms.
War scares, like Blaine's illness, appear to
be decidedly intermittent.
Salisbury and Harrison will talk fight, but
the poor seals will do all the bleeding.
''Calico" Charley Foster, secretary of the
treasury by the grace of B. Harrison, alludes
to the hardy Celts among us as flannel
mouthed Irishmen.' 1t has long been quietly
understood in political circles that the dis
tinguishng difference between Fosters
mouth and that of catfish lies in the fact
coming injudlcious phrases.
Really there seems to be no vociferous call
for so much modern poetry on the holyhock.
This is not real hollyhock weather. Better
play the crocus for first place. with the ar
Dutus for good second.
A Chicago woman fell dead over wash
tub last week. leaving bereayed husband TO
earn his own money for whisky.
Again an official investigation of the Kee-
ley cure is demanded by the press. The re-
cent attempt OF the "cured patient" who
went crazy and attempted to commit suicide
might be used as basis of the investigation.
AS we go to press the young kaiser has not
pnlverized the czar to any appreclable eX-
tent A number of nihilistS IN Siberia and
few on this side of the Atlantic are daily
praying that he viii do so,
After all it has remained for John L. Sulli-
van to aptly describe the more active partic-
ipants of the late st. Louis convention. He
says they have wheels in their heads"
John is right Had he been in ST. Louis at
the time he could have heard them whir.
There will be IA votes i'll the electoral col
lege of 1892, of which B. Harrison may possi-
bly, receive 221 and ''some good Western man
DOB"
When notorious divorce litigation starts
through South Dakota divorce mill it seems
as though everything had been creased for
the occasion. A5Fa
A rock on which nobody can spllt-the
shamrock.
Although Worth is an Englishman,, Queen
Victoria is the only queen in Europe who
has never ordered toilet from him. This
proves that a masculine ''modiste" is not
without honor save in his own country.
MCongressman Harter wrote TO Senator Hill
anent the silver question, and paused for
reply. Up to date he is still pausing.
Louisiana had her lottery, Ohio her Stand
ard Oil trust and Illinois has her bichloride
of gold monopoly. If this be treason, let it go
at that
So long as nobody writes spring poetry in
ST. Paul we can stand all the spring editorials
they can turn loose on u.s.
If the Bland bill was put forward merely
as a feeler it can now consider itself as
felt" and gracefully retire.
New York boasts that it has 100000 in
town, but they have not got Grant monu
ment to their backs. poor things.
The attention Of John L. Sullivan is dt-
rected to Emperor William who is something
of "pulverizer' himself. But he has
wheels i'll his head "
Death on Pale Horse-Come, old man,
I'm ready for you.
Old Man-Excuse me, but 1 guess I'll stay
on earth little while longer.
D. O. P. H.-Who are you anyway?
Old NANNY name is ex-Gov. Thayer
SIGNS OF SPRING.