davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-01-20
eaIimme Nusiat.

3etder Onfel gum 9ansbof.
meilter): $50 nur metn yteffe &arl
blcibt? SIS lit fdon eli ubr, nnb ct
ipolltc mir bod beute mor9eu cine yilte
leiner @lanbigel brin9en! !" = SauS
b m { liter: u&r miro eben nod nt9t
oamit ferttg iein!1
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-01-20
gpfes! GofeSl Coles! in Der
Gan Mntonio @as So. SeIepbon PIP.

= Gus Mafbington mirb periidert,
baB Der Staatsiseretdr Blaine an Der
8rigbtf6en Nieren : aranfbeit, unb
spar in melt pprseI6rittenem Stadium
leibe. Wtan erpartet, Dab er faum
nod elm Sabr leber perbe, bod bers
iidern ieine 9(er5te, baB er bur6 bic
Sefolgung elmer itrengen Mil6 : 9idi
nod LANCE an 2ebea erbalten perberl
f0nrte.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-01-20
sSn1 Stoote Sib 9nfnto bot 1

SIM State Siib : Safota bat ii6
ein Golblut SiOur : Sntianer auf
Dem geri6tl.fcn @ege bon ieiner Grau
i9eiben lafen. IS lift bies Der critic
berartige Sail, Der befannt geiporben
lit. Ser S6eibungsgrunb mar Elm
siemli6 triftiger: Sie Sqraip bate
ibren rotben Gatten nit einer art gu
eriGlagen periu6t.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-01-20
1lMherfroren.

9err: ,Da baben sic einel, alien
Rod, NIT Der crbetenen So1e fanit ib
niGt oienen, neil t) cine lolhe Dor elmer
balben Stunoe bereits pcrlhentt babe"
: Settler (drgcrlih): uyta, Die
balbe Stunoe bitten Sic auf mid aud
fparten f0tlen u
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-01-20
SaS 0inNerniB.

B@farrer: nviebe Srau, lparrm
flennt SIR benn lo?" Yduertn:
vSu, but. -. met Wiann Is lid gang'n
o%erlanfen !" Rfarrer: nWobtn
oenn?" = 8duerin: uSort r1lter
naf'm Slulie." = Yfarrer: r9ta,
ieio rlbis, oa muB er ia an Der @9anfe
borbei |"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-01-20
Or idIaat mt Elm.

SIR Sobn bat mas Ei9tises &C,
lernt. Bir pollen ttur boffcn, baB er
gut eini6la9t." 8, baran miro eS
iider nidt liegen ; neulid idon idlug
er u1t8 allie Seniter Elm !"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-01-20
Shmeihelbaft.
ShrefIihes 4inn.

3leine Nibte: Sage, Snfcl,
mas NOR tean neulih on 0:r ent,mei 7"
-Snfel: n@jar nihts !"-Jtihte:
.aber Yapa laste bod, er batte Did
g%eleiunt
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-01-20
@abrenS pes strifes.

Die rSsmanii1e Soft" cine j3eit.
l6rtft IN &onltantinopel, muB altSge,
Seidncte &omifcr als 9orreftoren babenl
rSeute ytadt enti1lief Die allgemein be.
fannte unS beleibte (beliebte) 6rau 6.
= Die jun9e Dame erreste ipescn hires
1%eltencn Sdmlites (S1mudeS) allse.
meile Nufnerflamfeit. = Sci einem
gu Gbren &c. Mtajeitat p%eranltaltetem
@artenfelte perlteben Taulenoe Don
Snmpcn (2ampen) Dem @arten elm fcen,
Baftes Nusieben. - Die Nftienselell.
i6aft a.. .tbeilte NIT, baB, naboem
Die Iftiondre sic erite State ei~ngeSablt
baben, Der &eit bes Betruges (Yetra,
9eS) Oemndblt erboben weroen miro. =
Ser Wtdnner9elangperein bat ben Scr.
ltano (Sorlta1o) perloren. Die
WtebrSabl Der Wiitglieoer mar fir unbe-
bingte Sre6freibeit Yrebfrcibcit) II. /. NJ.
: Soer: Sang frildeS oiirres Sbit lit
chen an9clan9t nrb gu baben bel NntOn
Tappi, biirrer Sbithdnoler."
Der b06lt gelegene 9unft
in Ser Stabt NeW Yorf liest
175 SUP iiber Der Slutbb0be beS Gait
Hiuer, lpdbrenS Sarbor Sitl auf gong
SslanO cine S0be bon 3S4 SUP ers
rei6t.
@enn elm Wen d) baS so. &c,
benSiabr erreidt, bat CT in Der Hegel
COCO Gage ober nabeSu 20 Sabre pcr,'
ldlafen, 1900 Yiuno 8roo unO 49,,
600 Yfun0 Sleil6 9eselien uuo beioss
nit 1000 @allonen 6liiliisfeit %binunter,
9eipiilt.
Ole Metlen3abl Ser Gifens
babnen in BEN Ser. Staten bat in
ben lesten Sebn Sabrc1 i'm etpa 5000
Wteilen 5%ugenonmen unb betrd9t gegen,
parti9 IN ranoer j3abl cttpa III 900
Meilen. Das Seer Der G~ilenbabnbe.
oienitcten 5ablt ctipa $4,000 Mtann.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-01-20
Siienber3ig.

Sausfran: ryiebmen Sie ilift
nod Gin ipeni9 Suppe? 9eniren sic
ii6 llid)t." Sat: sd bunfe -
es lit nidt ipegelt bes @e1irens -
aber ipegel1 Der Suppe."
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-01-20
Tantifi1r.

Ingefla9ter gum 5taatsan>
ipalt, ocr tin ioeben geualtis pcroons
ncrte): rSan ia beut' merfmiirbis
lble9t 9'launt, Scrr Staatsanmalt !
II flanen Sisput init oer 6rau @'n1abs
lin g'babt, tpaS?"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-01-20
NielberIbreAenn.

Gaumanu: rSbren Wuiterfoffer
f0nnen sic Dor Der Gbire lallen." =
Neienber': m@arum ?" &auf'
mamn: SCOUT mub ib ben anb btu
QuSperfer."
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-01-20
9aihe Sraae.

Trnoden: nglio Ser Shirt bat
Sfpei yeibdrSte, Mama? ?" = Mt a ma:
r@emiB, Sino !" -Grub6en: rSa,
aber Wfama = bat er oenn 10 piel &cib.
l6mer;en "a
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-01-20
Gin Gnhn ie;ner Qeit

3ebrer Tim Neli9ionsunterridt):
rWas mein lit, lit aud Dein. user
1a9te oieleS 1d0re Wort ?" = Cd il .
Ter: vGiner Der ni9tS batte!"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-01-20
@rnnseiaenssums , uesertraanuaen.

@rnnteiaenthums ueSerfraanuaen.
Qrel Meeri6eibt an &obert Scribe
rid, 2 Grunbitide an 8irginiaz unb
MtittmanzS traBe. $3.50.
8. un0 u. 8abn an 80. s. Yleaz
fants, u @runbtid an San pebro
Npenue. $1,000.
8. 8. &~anberb0ben an George s..
SIDE, @runbftid an Soutbz Strabe.
81 200.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-01-20

DON frhber bebanhelt rurbe unb NIT reI&en Oittteln.
barl1eit. IGNITE qls
SGwd4en Der @efNleGtSpr9ane beftnlmi furirt.
Frauen-Krankbeiten perten i'm Saule
Der 6rapfen unb cbne Snitrumente tur;rt. Gin nuns
terpoues Seilmittel.
Cafarrh und krankbeiten der
Aaut, bes giutes unb 5ersens, oer Seper unb Der
Rieren.
Syphilis. Das am sef4p!ubeffeu unr ~fberften
tetlenbe Wfttfel EUR adrdnttrt
Haut-kr iran kheiten aueI Nri perhea fn,
rirt, NC anbere auren mtBianaen.
Unnatuerlicher Abf1uss mirb prompt
n eth paar Gasen turtrt.
Wteine Methpaen.
/. Frete COMPUTATION in be- Sfice pber per goH.
Q. gendue 1lnterfn6nne upb Dtosuofe.
9. Sober frtrb anf Grunb lptienida ftl'tps- B~r,uetpic1
ketanhsit unb ietn rher ttr Gaa p,rS 81 ,pecleuer
6tuotum 9emddt.
4. Biaise pretfe unb Iethte Sdbmussbebtnsuuseu
Sn ben metften Fduen fam bic Sronsteit i'm Sdufe
eee &rdnfen behanhelt merben.
S4reitt I'm SpmptDm : SprTau!ar Np. !, fur Mdn.
ner.
e9retbt ua eprnptcm EDrmrlar Mo 2, fur frausn.
S4retbt UNI Spmptcm= Spruuiar 30. 8, fur Saut.
fsnRttetten.
Brtefe nerben prompt bcautpprtet. gue @eiddste
eetetm Setalten. Mebt,tu r're p~erboraen seianbt.
@eferenen bic Gonten bon Gan antputo.
9entfA d en-.
Nau arreiFre an obe- fprede ror Bet
j. N HATHAWAY, M. d.
&tepenS @ebdube, SO unb IS Rsf : Gommereef.ase,
Gan Hntputc, 1e5as, cine Greppe bod.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-01-20
Gin 8ishen.

nSase, Gaa. iute sefallt Dir Dein
8erlobter!4 = ryta, gu Dem biS1en
9eiratben 1T er ibon gut senrs."
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-01-20
@euio herlpdeuh.

p9arldet, tpenn Du brap biit, be,
fof1lnit Du flint Bfennise. Isl,
Snfel, bel Dir itebt Die Brapbeit aber
TIT eine1n iebr nieorisen Preile!A
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-01-20

sSn mebreren ruilif6en @oubers
nements 1T Der 9un9er : SppbuS ausz
gebro6en.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-01-20

IS sibt queenblide i'm menfdliten esben, mo man
pr SdmerIen rerlddt psrtea t6nnte, anb bdnu III es
2ett. iih res hsrhbmten Salpaiion Oeles gu errlnnern.
OttieS belit ale duBsrltAen StmerSen irfort.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-01-20
Dr.HathaWay
Spbn 8ruaSfpot, m. D., Mifsaent.
Specialist oes INsStsns,

pSunse 11dnne-,
wel6e In Splse bon
Sussnp : Sanpen
an PerneniSpdGe
letben, tbrt SebepS.
fraft u%ntersrabeu
taben unb TIRE
Mdnulihte.t r.rtps
acr, fcnten Ter bes
riihmtsn Or. 9as
tbaman icFOrt cons
fulttrea. 8elSe6t
atAt, Herpehtranf=
belt init cber c1.ie
Grdume) nirt plis
| ieni6offlt9 unb
RAD ben nsleiten
Wetboben betans
bel! unp nit benz
| Srbpteu Griols.
&s fpmmt ni@t
baraIf On. oh mon
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-01-20

SaYfe nur BEN d6ten Or. gun'S Sufen Sprup,
~fabri,trt BON u. 6. Nieper & So, Baltimore b. Sbne
beren lnteriGrtfl 1T teine Slai6e dat. Nreis Is Gents.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-01-20

B6g~ ollie Sorten Milb unb Slide
bel s. Smith. 209 Meit Commerce
StraBe.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-01-20
9aiernenhpftIathen.

HoNA"S"StStbSV ottkSF
MAIDEN Sic bel rIusen re1ts" nibt
INNER ION lieblides @eii6t = sic iiub
sssen~drtis nidt auf Der 8rautiGau !"
llnteroffi5ier: r9eedtes gein
: bebt! -. Wteier! Ne9tcs Yein
bab' ib geiagtl Sett fennt Der Serl
leiie ,fpei Seiue nibt mebr auseinanber !
WaS tbdten Sic erit, perln sic cine
Stub maren! !"
lluterOfti,fer: vSe, eie, Suber,
pollen gle enblid NAL rllbig itebcn -
tD gaube gar. Sic baben per9ellen, Sbr
&ommiBbrot gu uerlblieben - meiI
sic 10 nerpOie lino !?@
Sdmeidelbaft.
.Sft oenn Der Mteier ein tiihtiaer
9aufmanu 7" = vSb unb wie?l Gb'
Ou Gid umf6auit, bat Der Did ais
II alien Xumpen %uerbanbelt !"
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-01-20

Gofes! Gofes! gofesl in Ser
San Intonio @as So. Selepbon PIP.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-01-20

Gofes! Gofes! @ofesl in Der
Sag MntoniD @as So. Selepbom PIP.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-01-20

r@ut, 6err Doftor, bab i) Sic
treffe! Gi1e @el6idte muB i'd Sbnen
erSablen, cine @el6i6te, welln sic Die
h0ren, laden sic lih ihief i
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-08-31

Manville O. Parrish and Eva ChalkleY.
both of this city. were married in Washing
ton Monday under rather romantic circum-
stances. After securing license they
found 10 quite difficult 10 find a preacher.
The residences of several well-kD0wn de
vines were visited. but they were all absent
froin the city. They were finally
driven back to the courthouse,
where some one suggested that Rev. Dr.
York 40 Robinson, Parker u Co.'S estab-
lishment might be prevailed upon to per-
form the ceremony. This hint was acted
upon without delay. DR.. York examined
the marriage license and inquired the ages
of the pair. Mr.. Parrish said that he was
twenty-five and the lady confessed 70
nineteen wears. The legal requirments seem
Ing to be satisfied. the party took the ele-
vator 20 the second floor. Standing before
q table piled high with male wearing APP
parel. and with a large audience Of the em-
plOyss Of the establishment in the back
ground the two were made one.
Mr. and Mrs Parrish at once took the
cars for the Baltimore and Potomac depot
aud returned % Richmond.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-08-31
Roman Sausages.

The Romans were very much addicted
10 sausages made at Lucania. The meat
used was pork and good quantity of ba-
con. pounded in mortar. with pepper.
cummin, winter savory. and moistened
with garum, to which were added few
pine nuts. IL has been pointed out that
the Romans when they used breedcrumbs
took care Ahat the bread should be of the
very fineS kind, and that before it was
mingled with the sausage meat it should
be soaked in wine. This was most sensi-
Bile precaution against the contingency OF
the bread passing through a sour stage OK
fermentation, in which case it would be
undeniably Observation-Disclosures Tele'
rranh
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-08-31
There tyas No Pie.

The air Of Reservoir Park last evening
was damp and music laden. Several hun.
dred people We're present. The Blues band
played the selections. which embraced Sow
eral pretty productions. Over at the dane
ing pavilion the piano had hard time OF il
Music by the band would continuously
float over there, and nine times out of ten Il
would possess a different tempo from
that the piaho was rendering The girls
aud the men with their hair plastered
on their brows kept right on, however
aud seemed TO ENJOY themselves. The
restaurant did small business. Cooling
drinks were not in demand particularly.
and the summer girl had often 10 be
pleaded with before she would consent 20
store away anything like two saucers of ice
cream. There was quite disappointment
awaiting the musicians. During one of the
intervenes all OF them came over IN quest Of
pie, and there was not a pie on the place.
From an artistic rendition of The Palms"
TO pie. But that ~ exactly what they did.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-08-31
Attention. Denncrnta

Good old Jefferson ward is in great stir
preparing for the big meeting in Old Mar
ket Hall tonight, and her Democratic
voters. than whom there are none more re-
liable in the land. are actively at work.
Great credit is due 10 the Thurman Demo
cratic Club for inaugurating the campaign
ia this city. and 1t would have been difficult
for them 10 have selected two more able
and eloquent defenders OF the Democratic
cause than Hon. James l. Gordon and
judge H. w. FlournOy. who will address
our citizens tonight. Judge Fiournoy is no
stranger among rs. as he now resides here,
and Mr.. Gordon has nugerous friends and
admirers IN this city. band of music and
fireworks will serve TO add enthusiasm 20
the occasion. and several of the clubs Of the
city will attend ia a body. The following
reception committee from the Thurman
Club has been appointed. Messrs. Bev L.
Crump. William NJ. Iurpin. A. w. Rosene.
John L. Epps and Emmett Richardson. Mr..
Crump viii preside and introduce the
speakers.
The members Of the Thurman Club will
meet at McDonough's Hall on Eighteenth
street at 1880 +. NJ. and march 10 the mar
LAT IN "a kodv
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-08-31
Baseball Items.

At Island Park this afternoon the Elba
and Forest Hill teams will play a game Of
base-ba for purse of $40 and gate re-
ceipts. The battle will be close aud ex-
citing one. with Quarles and Luck as the
battery tor the Manchesterians and .Enright
and Baine for the Elbas.
It is % be hoped that whoever umpires
the game will see toit that the players Of
both teams are more quick in their move
ments going and returning from the fed.
A little agility displayed in going to bat
would also DO appreciated. Quarles is es-
pecally slow.
IL should also be agreed upon before the
game that only the captains of the two
clubs shall have the right 20 question the
umpire's Idecision and the bleachery oc-
cupants should remember that continual
nagging at Il man only makes matters worse
for all concerned
The College and Forest Hill teams will
meet on Saturday afternoon. Dorsey Cul-
len las been made captain and manager of
the College Club, and will play first base
He is an excellent player on the first bag.
and If he would only improve in batting
would be a frst-class all-around player.
On Monday. which is Labor day the
Forest Hill and Blue Jeans teams will play
1T Island Park
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-08-31
PERSONAL md GENERAL.
Interesting Facts About Richmond's Citi-
zens and other Matters.

Interesting Facts About Richmond's Citi-
zens and other Matters.
E1-Alderman j. Fred Gum is at Asbury
Park. n. j.
Mrs George F. Burch has improved in
health and has gone TO johnson CIry, Penn.
John d. Bradford special agent Of the
Fire Association OF Philadelphia, Is IN the
city.
Dr.J.B. Fisher. OF the city ambulance
corps. left yesterday to visit his homo IN
New Kent county.
yrs. Henry b. Richards, sister of Mrs. J..
f. f. Burroughs Of this city. died at Mont
Clair. \. j.. August 9th.
Clarence d. Freeman and Wilbur Lee
Gentry have returned from visit to the
country.
Mrs J. W. Parker and son Edward. who
have been summering near Lorraine, have
returned to the city.
Sir. Chris. Hagan, Of Huntington, W.
Va. formerly of Richmond, Is on visit
here TO relatives and friends.
Mrs j. r. Taylor. Of No. 40 north Twen-
ty-seventh street. is visiting her sister, Mrs.
j. b. Walden, Ia New Kent county.
There will lie a game OF ball between the
Papa's Pets and Richmond Stars Saturday
evening next on Chimborazo Park. and It
promises 30 be one OF great interest as there
is a great rivalry between the two teams.
There will be a meeting OF the Rockets
Democratic Club tonight at HOgans Hail.
on Lester street There will be refresh
ments IN abundance. The club will be
formally organized.
Mr.. George F. Shower. stenographer for
Messrs. Allen d Ginter. did some fast riding
a few days ago on a bicycle. He rode from
Woodstock to Frederick. Nd. distance Of
1854 miles, in ten hours, including stops for
dinner, &c.
The earnings of the Richmond and Pc
tersburg Railroad Company TOR July, 1892
were S3l 590.79 expenses. S19295.36 and
the earnings Of the Petersburg Railroad
Company for the same month were S4S,-
s95.l3; expenses s21. s55.54
The following warrants were issued yes
terdaY TO special commissioners. who will
have TO distribute the direct tax money. II.
+. Daniel. of Prince George county,
q, 266 90: J. G. Caruthers, of Loudoun
county, SOS. 653.3l. Total. s32, 920.27.
The often-continued case of the colored
driver for Mr.. J. W. Bliley. Isham Ford
for running over little Frank Hall in Ven
able street some weeks ago. was dismissed
in the police court yesterday. DR.. Garcin
testified that the boy is better, and the oc-
currence was clearly an accident caused by
his running under the horssl: that there was
no other course left for the Justice.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-08-31
To pr.,.n, p,a,oond stealing.

At the South African diamond mines the
system employed for the prevention OF
theft is highly elaborate. The workmen
are hired for a certain term, during which
they are imprisoned. when not engaged az
their labors, In compound. Every night
each man is obliged TO divest himself OF
every stitch of clothing, which is carefully
searched before he puts it on again the
next morning, and he receives blanket
TO cover himself with. Previous to dis
missai at the close of their contract, the
laborers are subjected to physical exam
nation Of such an ignominious description
that no white man would endure IL.
The laws make the punishment OF dia-
mond stealing as severe as for homicide.
Nevertheless, the De Beers company counts
upon losing 10 per cent. Of its output by
robbery, and dealers in stolen sparklers do
a large business through the neighboring
TransvaaI Interview in New York Sun
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-08-31
Mr.. Seedlings is An Right.

The rumor that Mr.. William Snellings. OF
Blandon Park bad died suddenly travelled
all along Broad street about o'clock last
evening. No one knew any of the particu-
lars IF the alleged unexpected demise and
il was not until called on mr. Snellings at
his country residence that | knew the fall
sity of the rumor When | told him what
had heard he was emphatic in his denun-
citation of whoever had started the rumor.
aud said he meant 10 trace 1t If possible.
What possible motive any one could haye
in spreading any such report IS not clear:
This is the second time during the past
wear that such report has been circulated
about Mr.. Snellings, and there IS abso--
lutely no fun for the practical Joker except
the knowledge that if the rumor reaches
the ears OF a newspaper man the latter IS
forced to journey out 70 Blsndon Park.
Whoever spreads the reports should re.
member that such acts are hpelous. rs u
ness. and should also bear in mind that Mr..
Snsliipgs is tired Of such tsollshness.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-08-31
A difference of Oninion.

What constitutes the point Of joke is
largely a matter of opinion. a German
one day expressed himself as being some
what offended because an American gen
tleman had asserted that his Teutonic
countrymen could not as a rule appreciate
American jokes.
Try one on me!' said he defiantly, and
the American accordingly told him the
story of the tree ''out west" which was so
high that IL took two men 70 see TO the
top. One Of them saw as far as he could.
and then the second began TO look at the
spot where the first stopped seeing.
The recital did not raise the ghost OF a
smile upon the Germans face, and the
other said 20 him:
sWell, you see, the joke is lost on you.
You can't appreciate American humor."
"Oh, but" said the German, with the
frankness characteristic Of his country
men, that is not humor-that is one lie''
-Tit-Bits.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-08-31
THE COMING MILITARY SHOW.
The Managers Hold an Important Session
Mt the Armory.

The officers Of the First regiment and the
commandants of other military organiza-
tons who have charge of the entertainments
10 be given in October near the Lee monu-
ment held a long session at the Arnory last
evening aud transacted good deal OF rou-
tine business.
IL was stated that sufficient guarantee
fund had been secured to make the exhibit
ton a success. An executive committee
was appointed 10 make the necessary ar
rangements in detail. The committee con-
sists of Colonel Jones. Colonel Halves, Col
onel Phillips. Captain Hutcheson and Cap
tain Gasser. Ii was determined that
the military spectacle be given on
the evenings of October 7th. 1lth,
18th and l4th, and the rehearsals
were fixed for September sth, 18th, 22d.
29th and October 9Th. The rehearsal on
September sth will be what is called q sta
ton rehearsal. when the men will be assign
ed 10 their proper positions. The grounds
are expected to be inclosed by September
18th.
subsequently Colonel Jones issued the
following order:
This regiment will assemble at the Ar
mory on September Sth 18th, 22d and 18th
ut 7:45 p. NJ TO attend the rehearssls for
the entertainments to be given on October
7th. 18th. 18th and i4th.
Part of the regiment will be dressed In
fatigue uniform to represent the Federal
troops. while the companies who are TO
take the part of the Confederate army will
wear the State uniform.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-08-31
True Philosophy.

II was 3 a. N. and the morning was verl
cold
In fact il was the dead of winter.
And the winter had been one OF the cold
est for years.
Joggerly was the father of twins.
Misfortdnes never come singly.
They were ak months old and they wer
fretful and noisy.
Joggerly had been heard to swear at
them.
Yet he was not profane man ordinarily.
On the morning referred to above jog
gerly had been called from his warm bed
10 attend TO the twins.
This attention consisted Of trotting up
and down the floor with one on each arm.
Mrs Joggerly was deploring the neces-
sity which brought her husband to such
straits
Joggerly was philosophic.
after all, my dear" he said, looking
down upon them. 1T is the little things
which worry us most"
And the twins howled -Detroit Free
Press