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The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1892-04-26
on something, then respectfully sub

on something, then respectfully sub
NIT to majority.
My'OpiniOn is now expressed. 1t may
be wrong, but / am honest in it. | feel
that have as much interest in the
welfare of my people and that there is
as much responsibility resting on me
as common citizen for the rise and
fall OF my country as any other, taking
IN consideration ability and means.
have said enough. If a mistake is
made it is from the heart. l feel that
my position is best for the Alliance
best for the State and best for the ma
tlon. AS for myself, if mistaken l
have nothing to lose. I have no special
favors to ask and none to give. There
is no Office that I can fill, and have no
friends nor kin for whom would sac
rifice one principle nor smother an
honest conviction to give an Office or
position, but am willing to sacrifice
self for my home and country.
Respectfully, J. w. LANE.
IF the brother will jog his memory
he will find that the only articles favor
ing the Third or any other parties espe-
ciaily, have appeared in the g Public
Voice column. Outside of that col
umn his own article is the most par
tisan" that ever appeared in this pa
ner -EDITOR
The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1892-04-26
-,,z NATIONAL FARMERS ALL
ANCE AND INDUSTRIAL
UNION.

proddent-L. L. Polk, North Caro-
20 Address, Atlantic Building, +
~ N w. Washington, D. 9.
Vice Presidential L. Loucks, huron,
3o1th Dakota.
0CSS1T CSonretarv- Treasurer II. Turner,
,ooTaia Address, 239 North Capitol
i s w. Washington, d. &.
I.ent11rer-J. H. Willetts, Kansas.
EXECUTIVE BOARD.
., w. Macune, Washington, ID. =.
Alonzo Wardall, Huron, South Da-
7 F. Tillman, Palmetto, Tennessee.
JUDICIARY.
4. Cole, Michigan,
R w. Beck, Alabama.
n, D. Davie, Kentucky.
NATIONAL LEGISLATIVE COMMITTEE.
T. L. Polk, hairman.
. W. Macune, Washington, D. G.
Mann Page, Brandon, Va.
+, P. FeatherstOne, Forest City, Ar
". F. Gwinn, White, Tennessee.
,,RTH CAROLINA FARMERS STATE ALLl-
ANCE.
Decentralization Butler, Clinton,
sc.
vice-President-T. B. Long, Ashe-
lille, N. @.
Secretary y-Treasurer-W. S. Barnes,
3aleigh, N. @.
lecturer. S. Bell, Brasstown, NC.
Steward-C. @. Wright, Glass, n. z.
Chaplain-Rev. E. Pope, Chalk
level, N. @.
D0or-Keeper-W. H. Tomlinson,
fayetteville, n. @.
assistant Door-Keeper E. KING,
'eanut, n. O..
Sergeant-at-Arms-J. s. Holt, Chalk
t,evel, n. @.
State Business Agent-W. II. Worth,
laleigh, n. @.
Trustee Business Agency Fund-W.
Graham. Machpelah, n. Z.
cyECTTTTvE COMMITTEE OF THE NORTH
,ARoLINA FARMERS STATE ALLIANCE.
!. B. Alexander, Charlotte, N. O.,
chairman; J. NJ. Mewborne, Knlston'
Nod S. Johnston, Rufhn, N. 9.
TATE ALLIANCE JUDICIARY COMMITTEE.
Elias Carr, A. Leazer, n. M. Cul-
0reth, M. G.. Gregory, VIM. Z. ConneH.
TATE ALLIANCE LEGISLATIVE COMMITTEE.
RI Powell, Raleigh, N. c.; N. @.
English, Trinity College: ]. j. Young, !,
Polenta; 81. A. Forney, Newton, N. y.
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The Progressive Farmer
from now until Nov. 10Th
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The Progressive Farmer
from now until Nov. 18th
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4 The Progressive Farmer
from now until Nov. 18th
Rr so cents. Make up your Clubs,
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Each Of tie d6OUe-7l00led 0dPeT8 uTe
requested to keep the list standing ON
the first page and add others, H0rOUlde?dG
theg ore duly elected. Any paper tG9E-
inc r. oIvOcate the OcaIa platform lGtH
be or. '3ed from the list promptly. Our
Deopis can 7lO1U see lChUt papers are
published in their interest.
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forth Carolina Reform Press Association.
0Fcsrs-L. Z. Ramsey, President;
RaTion Butler, Vice President; w. 5.
Barnes, Secretary,
PAPERS,
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-12-11

eince tho death Of Alfonso XII, and
Don Carlos has openly announced that
the time has arrived for action, and that
henceforth his followers viii abandon
the passive attitude which they have
maintained since the birth Of the little
king. In Austria the duke OF Cumber-
land, having recently compromised mat
ters with Emperor William as regards
his claims 20 the throne of Hanover, is
now moving heaven and earth to secure
the recognition by Germany Of his pre-
tensions to the sovereignty Of the duchy
Of brunswick In the Balkans tho
Servian Pretcnder Karageorgewitch,
the son Of the prince of Montenegro, is
rapidly bringing matters to climax,
involving the deposition and in all prob
ability the death OF the boy king, Alex
ander, whose life has already been at
tempted several times by men in the
pay Of "Black George" The entire
country Is honeycombed with commit
tees organized and maintained by Kara
georgcwitch, whose pretensions are
supported and moro or less openly
Endorsed not only by his father
in-law, the prince Of Montenegro,
but also by the imperial fam
ily Of Russia, to which he
IS nearly related. Tho duke Of Or
leans, who may be regarded as the
royaEst preteDder to the French throne
for his father, count of Paris, is a
mere respectable nonentity-is now
making his way into the interior of
Africa in search of big game and of
public oblivion for his past indiscre-
tions. Prince Victor Napoleon, the
Bonapartist pretender, who leads a dis
reputable and dissolute life at Brus-
sells, has just been issuing a manifesto
to the remnants Of his political party in
France, while Neuendorff, whom many
agreed as the rightful heir to the
French throne and as the great grand
son Of King Louis XVI, has recently
been arrested at the instance of Mrs.
Weldon, or charge Of attempting to
defraud her Of SOHO two thousand dol
lars under false pretenses. The ex-
king and ex-queen Of Naples, who
maintain all their claims to their former
throne and who are firmly convinced
that they viii yet succeed in recovering
their crown, have within the last few
months inherited from the ex-queen's
mother a fortune which 1T length
places them above downright want and
which VIII render it unnecessary from
henceforth for them TO pledge their
silver plato to the great pawnbroler,
APpenborough, in London, as they
have been obliged to do on several oc-
casionS.
OF all these pretenders, the two who
have the best chances of success arc
Dom Miguel, Of Braganza, the claimant
Of the Portuguese crown. and Prince
Karageorgewitch, the candidate for the
throne Of Servia. Dom Miguel, when
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-12-11
DATE OF THE EARLIEST MAN.
Was He Present on Earth Before the
Glacial Period?

Was He Present on Earth Before the
Glacial Period?
No discovery in geology or archaolo-
gy IN the last thirty years has attracted
more general popular interest or led to
a hotter conflict and contest than the
flint or stone implements found first in
the gravels of the French River Somme,
later in the Thames, and last OF all in
our own Delaware.
The argument for the presence of
man on the earth before the glacial pc
Rod, or a matter of two hundred thou
sand years ago or more. does not rest
altogether on these implements: but
they are its chief prop and buttress, and
a wide fabric of scientific assertion and
assumption has been reared on these
little flint chips and cutting tools. Mr..
John Fisle in his last history on the
Discovery of America" reviews the ev-
idence on the subject and reaches the
conclusion that DIR. c. {. Abbott, to
whom the Delaware discoveries are due,
has clearly established by the remains
he has found in the Trenton gravels the
presence of man on this continent be-
fore the last glacial ice-cap covered it.
1t has taken near thirty years of hot
discussion to reach tins conclusion, and
vast scorn has been poured in the
course of the wordy conflict on anyone
weak enough to believe that man has
been less long on the earth than was
urged on this theory. The authenticity
of these primitive relics Of primal and
paleolithic man has, however, barely
been established and accepted and has
begun TO filter down among the eatab-
lished scientific commonplace Of the
day. when it begins to be challenged.
DR. Daniel G. Brinton, of this city, in
the very admirable and lucid notes on
anthropology he contributes 10 science,
notes that the study Of these Clipped
flint fragments begins to show that
they are not real flint implements at
all. but only bits partially shaped and
then thrown away because they were
unfit for their proposed purpose Con-
scqucntly they would not in any way
illustrate the industry 81 the clippers,
no matter what age they are"
To the lay mind, engaged in simply
watching as a spectator the conflicts
and contests of science. there IS some
thing appalling ia the possible coIlaPses
Of all the theories and assertions huil5
on these shapcless bits u lint. arFiliite,
and other materials uo0 treasured in
museums, and the sudden discovery that
they are not in the least what they
were supposed to be.-Philadelphia
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-12-11

other of the team would always break.
Mr.. T. C. Eastman, the great cattleman,
put the toe weights on MAID 5. himself,
Just before Mr.. Vanderbilt drove the
trials.
1T is true" continued Mr.. Bonner,
'sthat Justina and Bell HamEn have
since lowered that record, but taking
into consideration the immense weight
Of All pounds, emphatically say that
the performance of Maud ). and Aldine
was the greatest double-team perform
ance ever made IN the history OF the
horse world"
Maud s. is at present at Mr. Bonner's
farm, Tarrytown. n. y. and has been
twice bred to Ansel, by Elec ioneer, out
of Annette There is no promise of any
foal from all appearance. When she
dies. she viii go down in history as the
greatest trotting mare that the skill of
the American breeder has ever pro-
duced. That the blood of Harold be-
gets wonderful speed is shown by thc
recent performance of KreInlin, the Ave
year-old stallion by Lord Russell, and
brother to Maud S, IN trotting n miie
over the regulation track IN 2:osi4
When up on the farm Mr.. Bonner
showed me a trotting wonder in the
five-year-old paystar. oat of the great
brood mare DaybreaL, by Stsrtie- Day
break is by Baro q, the sire Of Mauc &.
out of Midnight, Gne dam of that trot-
ting machine. Jay-Eye-See- Startle IS
by old Hambletonian, out of mare by
American Star, that famous cross that
has given us so many trotters OF re-
nown.
Daystar is beautiful bay with two
white hind legs, and has the bulldog
courage and wonderful endurance OF
his sire, with all the trotting instinct
of the Harolds. The best that DSystar
has ever done until last Saturday was
quarter in S7S< seconds, when driven to
q pneumatic sulky. and on heavy
track he went quarter in 15j1 seconds
At 2:O4 gait. Daystar is just coming
to his speed, and will evidently, from
all appearances, create transformation
arsong the record breakers next year.
Mr.. Bonner win have him logged along
during the winter under his covered
track. ELBERT /. RIDDICK.
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last saw him some five or six years
ago, was an exceedingly handsome man,
presenting q striking resemblance
TO his beautiful sister, Archduchess
Maria Theresa, whose husband is the
heir apparent to the throne Of Austria.
lie Is very clever and exceedingly
wealthy. besides which he stands in
high favor At the vatican. which knows
that the realization Of his hopes will in
volvc a great increase Of power 70 the
clergy in Portugal AID the restoration
Of many privileges and irmunities OF
-~h;ch the church has been deprived
during the past and present reign in
Portugal Dom Miguel has been edu-
Gated in Austria with great care by the
Jesuits, and having been born in
Bavaria after the exile of his father.
King Miguel, from Portugal, has
never until now set his foot on
Portuguese soil, unless he has done
50 under disguise, which l do not be-
lieve. &c. however, talks Portuguese
perfectly and without the slightest ac-
cent He holds the rank of colonel Of
hussars IN the Austrian army and IS
decorated with the Austrian order OF
the golden fleece, Some ten years ago
he married Princess Elizabeth Of I'y''s
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-12-11
W)l5II ,s59le
MEN CLAIMING THRONES.
Kingdoms Which Are Threatened
by Royal Pretenders.
Che Great-Grands of Louis XVI. Ar
rested by a Woman-Don Carlos Over
whcIrned with Scandal Is sim
Powerful Man-Princs Couza.
ICOPYRIGHr, 1921

Pretenders to the various thrones of
Europe have been displaying quite an
abnormal degree OF activity of late and
in one way or another have been alb
Borbing a considerable degree Of pub
lie attention and interest. In Portugal,
Cor instance, the legitimist party has
for the first time in three decades sue
ceeded in capturing a number Of seats
in the legislature and the partisans OF
Dom Miguel Of BraSanza, are organ
izing committees and clubs organizing
newspapers all over the kingdom.
In Spain the Carlists arc more to the
fore just at present than at any period
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-12-11

driven her to Miller pneumatic cart
on my track up at the farm. The dry
weather had made the track so hard
that on the last, or home quarter, l had
carted lot OF decayed leaves that gave
the mare soft footing. The rain has
somewhat disturbed this, but it viii be
in first class condition soon. ] have had
shoes put on Maud SIS forefeet while
she is barefoot behind. l wish 70 en-
able her to stand the jogging and re
sumo the perfect use of her muscles. l
intend to condition her myself as far as
possible"
who will drive her, Mr.. Borner?"
That l cannot say. " replied Mr.. Bon
nar; 1T Is a matter 10 be determined
after I see she is fit to 60 against time.
Mr. Elliott. who made the first pneu-
matte tire sullzy. was in to see me the
other day. He told me that he believed
the smaller the wheel and the larger
the tire, the faster the horse could haul
the sulky. Twenty-eight inches IS the
diameter OF the wheel he : at present
making. He says that he pumps the
tire as full Of air as possible, in order TO
have it perfectly tight, and there IS less
side motion 20 the srlEr MIR Elliott
says that he intends decreasing the SIZE
of his wheel to u inches. Hr- Bidwe.a
has suggested q sulkY % me that has %
be constructed entirely of tubular steel.
The thills are 10 DC lighter than The
present wooden ones, and VIII possess
far greater strength The wheels OF
the cart will have ball bearings, pneu-
matte tires and all the Improvements
found in the most perfect bicycle The
seat IS to be adjustable, Ike that IN the
single scun. sliding backward and for
ward as desired. and Is controlled
Is a lever which passes up be
tween the drivers les and IS
operated br his knee. The object
Of this IS obvious: when the animal
needs steadvin~ tire weight rn@y lie aF-
pied. ont waeu be Is going rC1l ana
free. reaching ont for q record, the
driver may 50 balance his weight that
the horse viii feel almost As free a. Il
he was hauling u ight a. all Yea
know that ho1 en- be has load
behind him reac lvyard Ia order -
pull Il along. Lets the horse 20
hitchjng Nher p Dlyte- Years
ago, / was ak q old trainer
II please not sDr before road
wagon. IS hc 81 get 20 bitch
ing. ! horse IA acquired tEe
habit of hltchius always after
. ward unsteady : The nev
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-12-11
FoR lNFORMATloN.

THE swiftest runner on earth Is The
ostrich.
TELEGEAI1Y is taught in the Nichi-
gan peniteu-iary-
EeYFTrAS nummies recently exam
iue1 sho7. that tie women - those Gays
wore corsets.
NKAELY as many people die IN al the
world every year IS form tie pop1la-
ton Of this country.
TIE men employed in The Michigan
basket factories make 4 grape basket
apiece each minute
A srUTrKgEg Is rarely cen among
savazes Il is certain tia. 20 record
exists u an Indian stznr1erc-
GoLo % the value of scve--5 tEousaEd
dollars vas found in . rleteorste sitlch
recently feI on The T1ueh q Orley
Adams n Brun.an sale. Idaho.
A HrxE-s0 horn l. L.u4oTes enamel,
made u $50. and Uhl-A s. believed -
have formerly belonged - Horace Val
pole, wac sold recently tor 9, ~ stalnsaA-
PHGsH. A 7. has besn properly
named The a.ses q preh.storc rei-
dents preserved in urnz have 5@st ben
discovered In deep excavations Easce
there
SAsrEL IgvEs, q Lake oounty. I'D,
has BEEN married nine titDss- Two q
lis wives are dead. ire law z-uuli ri
TIE marriage q six. md hs has 5cz1t ed
the ninth 70 the altar.
BT = Special order OF Presb5e7' Har-
risoa the willows @ Union soloirrz zn1
sailors who hare onee leen ezEpl1yee
81 thc gorr-urcrt rill Eof - foree1 =
UNDERGO a civil sp-vi1e s=aEzlc ~laoH
Enen rcz.Eo4E.<d-
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-12-11

style of sull1y win in time do away al
together with any necessity for
weights, which we now use in order to
counterfeit the tendency of an unnatur-
al gait 1t is a developer of speed.
MAUD S. is to-day as free from blem-
ISL as if she had done absolutely no
work" continued Mr.. Bonner. Her
legs and feet are clean and steady, in
spite OF the wonderful bursts OF speed
that she has made. She is one OF the
finest animals, so far as temper and in
tenigence are concerned. that | have
ever known Here is what Mr.. Wander
bilt wrote me. when he acknowledged
my check for So, coo: ! must congratu-
late you upon being the owner OF the
best and finest horse in the world
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-12-11

and Taxis, whose mother was the eldest
sister of the empress of Austria-the
sister, indeed, who was Tilted for the
sake of the latter by Emperor Francis
Joseph. Princess Elizabeth, however,
died about six years ago, leaving her
husband with three small children.
year ago Dom Miguel was on the eve
of contracting another marriage with
the widowed Crown Princess Stephanie,
but at the last moment something oc-
Cured to break off the match. Dom
Miguel, l may add, is extremely popu-
lar in Austria, and his influence at the
Viennese court is 50 great that he was
able, three years ago, to prevent the
marriage from taking place which had
been arranged between the emperors
youngest daughter, Archduchess Va
lerie, and the younger brother of the
present king of Portugal
Far less popular or respected, but
equally wealthy, if not more 50, is Don
Carlos, the pretender to the throne of
Spain. He is very fne-looking man,
over SIX feet three inches in height,
broad in proportion, with all the
native dignity and stateliness Of a
Spaniard. Indeed, to sec him as [
have frequently seen him, in even
ingsdress, with heidentical badge of the
order of the golden fleece which had
belonged to his ancestor, Emperor
Charles v, about his neck, he looks
every inch king. It was this self-same
decoration, however, which some eight
or ten years ago was the subject of
very disgraceful lawsuit at Milan, for it
appeared during the proceedings in
connection Herewith that Don Carlos
had SO far dezecrated it as to pawn
it for tho sake Of raising funds to pay
off a fair but angry friend who was
Matchmaking him. The discreditable
character of the transaction was not so
much the transaction Of the pawning as
the attitude Of Don Carlos to the trusted
adherent who had conducted negOtia-
tons with the Pawnbroker in his behalf.
Unmindful of the fact that the gen
eral in question had been devoted to his
cause for many years, and had spent
both blood and money in bis service, he
coolly charged him with the crime of
stealing the jewel when requested by
his wife and other royal and imperial
relatives to account for its loss. Forced
to appear as prosecutor against the
general in connection with the alleged
theft, Don Carlos was greatly dismayed
by the generals production Of evil
dence establishing his own limo
cence and showing the part
played in the matter by his royal
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-12-11
wardInx ora Box of N=nIIss.

Mrs Bronson (tenderlyl-Nou can't
imagine, Charley, what lovely Prcsens
Tn going To get you for Christmas
You'll be sure TO enjoy IL
Mr. Bronson Chastity and with sp-
parent irrelevancel- Maria, dear. I'm
going 20 quit smoking on the fifteenth
of December Er--T thought you'd like
to know about it az ouce.-ChicagO
News Record
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-12-11
~. pnIinr Fassion.

Young Wife, wish you would take
adayo and help me bring up all those
lars of fruit preserved last year. and
find some way to get rid of the stun.
It's all spoiled. as usual
Husband What's the hurry?
Young Wife, want the jars to pre-
serve more fruit.-Boston Globe
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-12-11
Like an Old Hand.

Ed.or-The beginner you asked me
10 take on the reportorial staff goes at
it like an old hand.
SDacer-What has he done?
Editcr-He has killed off the oldest
mason in the state three times this
week-JudCe
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-12-11
ADVICE We sTH TAKING.

Mrs. Hayseed (after talking for n
quarter OF an hour and getting no an
swers)-Thar We set, jest chewin' an
chewin' with yer mouth always SO full
of ferbacl1er yer cant shy word
Mr.. Uayseed- Marian, ] wish you'd
learn ter chew terbacker.-LIfc.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-12-11

Miss Harlem Ito Miss Livewayte, Of
Chicagoj Frankly, now, don't you
think you have very large footP
Miss Livewayte-No. don't II you
remember what you learned at school.
you ought to know that every foot IN
entitled to twelve inches Truth.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-12-11

cha, ha. hal" roared Mr.. NupoP, a
he looked his baby in the eye.
What are you laughing at?'' asked
Mrs. Nupop-
AT the bright things that boy would
say if he could only talk, said Mr.. Nu-
pop.-Harper's Bazaar.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-12-11
,,,s,,.e.a sympathy.

Mr.. Textly-My dear old friend 1 am
shocked and gricved TO notice that tue
destroying angel has visited your nome
Old Bonder-What do you meanF
Mr.. Iextly-I was alluding TO that
band Of Grape which you are wearing
Old Bender docking at his hatl-Jee-
willikensi must have traded hats
with that fellow IN the barber shop. -
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-12-11
Rzyin' Mad.

O-.Se u7oa a mid night dreary.
ASH warderCf Sow and weary.
Seeking for E2y col. AZ eece-otses
Holding out ono Ea7d eeforv<
Suddenly fclt zhocSin=
Sgock. as IL my 80 were knocKfEs.
Knocking On ny lksnoer door
This 4 was, sad nothing mere.
The wasp
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-12-11

Fogg-My wife is really getting COD
plimcntary.
Brown-Ahl How's that2
Fogg-Why. she came mighty near
speaking of my raven locks
Brown-IIow near, for instance
Fogg-Why, she said my head looked
like a crows Brandon banner.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-12-11
Good Advice.

when a young man IS writing love
letter" says q defendant IN late
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. case, he
should keep continually before his
mind how it would look in print -
Damorasts Magazine.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-12-11

Jaysmith tworsted in discussion
o. well. l won't argue with fool.
Cunso (cheerfullv)-I will Now
that point you disputed last. =
But Jaysmith had escaped.-Broolz-
lvn Life.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-12-11
Pavln- the WAY.

He-What did you scream for just
now2
She-I thought you looked as though
you we're going 70 kiss me.-Chicazo
News Record
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-12-11
Very Few Can.

Algy-There goes the-aw-most in
tellectual fellah IN oUah set.
Cholly-Ah.
Agile can distinguish the diff
ference between this yeah'S Derby hat
and last yeah's Derby hat.-Good News.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-12-11

Teacher-Now. what were Colum bus
first words when ne discovered American
Johuny PoIitic1s-Where am I at?-
Town Topics