St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-10
SUNRISE SIGNALS.

Waukesha Wis, is under the control OF
armed men, and several hundred shots have
been fred Ii has long been feared that the
promiscuous drinking OF SO much wafer
would lead to trouble.
So far as weather is concerned Minnesota
is not getting the worst of il. Nebraska lies
under sixteen inches of snow, and farmers
along the lower Mississippi are being
drowned out.
For the express benefit Of the befuddled
exchange editor OF the Chicago Tribune, we
desire to explain that the Columbus Post is
not printed in the ST. Paul GLOBE office.
Neither is it just to the Ohio paper TO he
sadded with responsibility for articles WHICH
originally appeared in the GLoBE. ~
The attention of "Objeetor" Holman is
directed to the fact that Elder Shepard re-
Gently paid $4,000 for the privilege of attend
ing Minneapolis us a delegate.
We trust that Vice President Morton will
take no otfensA Mt the declaration of the
Peoria (lll.) Herald to the effect that John
NJ Palmer is too big man for second place
on the Democratic national ticket.
1t has recently been brou hit to light that
Senator Quay served six days III the army.
weak soldier less than week.
Capt Arson, the man with Dresden
china arm, won game from the New York
Giants the other day.
Blaine is mot in it Can Harrison get
next to itg' (Translation sent by mai
upon receipt of stamp)
On receipt of the news that Elder Shepard
had been chosen as delegate to Minneapolis,
ne of his stage horses on the Fifth avenue
line ran away. This bids fair to be lively
campaign.
The greatest drug on the market of the
present day is a lawn sprinkler.
Whenever Minister Charles Emory Smith is
approached in regard to second term for
the present incumbent of the White house
he replies in pure Russian. Such action on
the part of Minister smith must set the head
under the Hat to thinking quite seriously.
Indications continue to multiply that Bob
Ingersoll is not in periheion with b. Har-
risou. There is a story out in connection
with Ingersoll's GOODNESS which may go a
long ways in explaining the present apathy
of the great agnostic. IngersolL it is said,
soon after the Inauguration of Harrison Wis
tied the White house and recommended for
some office friend from New York After
listening to the coloneFs plea the president
promptly refused to make the appointment.
But urged the eloquent lecturer, this is
a request from resident of New York, and
certainly you owe much 10 that state"
ION the contrary owe nothing to New
York" the president is said to have replied.
God Almighty elected me-
MIR. President" said Ingersoll. Il have
said great many hard things against the
Christians God, but never i'll the whole
course of my life have / made so severe re-
mark as you have just uttered"
Then Col Ingersoll took his hat and re-
tired from the house. In view of the above
story one can readily account for his recent
observation to the effect that "the nearer we
draw to the nominating convention the more
we shrink from Ben Harrison"
Whitelaw Reid says that he intends to
make trip West before resuming charge of
the Tribune He will be heartily welcomed.
and, of course, we will be justified i'll looking
for marked improvements in the Tribune On
his return from the West. sc
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Prof. Davidson, the prominent seismic ex
pert, attributes the recent California EARTH
quake to Ia geological fault or line of weak
ness at the base OF the Berryessa ranger
Cannot Mr.. Edison suggest remedy? ls
The Marquis de NJ ores denies that he is an
anarchist, claiming to be only revolutionary
socialist. This statement reyiyeS interest IN
the old saw about tweedle-dee and tweedle-
dunn