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The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1892-09-22
A B-l1bI OatIOOk.

"How is Il with yoo ?" asked the edi-
tor o; the subscriber who was dying in
arrears, .
"All looks bright befoe me- gaspsd
the subscriber.
~ thought 90" s1id the editor. IN
about Geu nIoutes you Il zee II bisse."
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1892-09-22

As general rule, ii is best not TO cor
rect cOsiiveness BY the usa Of a saline or
drastic medicine. When 4 purgatiVe Is
needed, the most prompt, effective and
beneficial is Ayers pills. Their tendency
10 to restore, aud not weaken, the normal
action Of the bowels.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1892-09-22

Just how an Alternative medicine clean
ses the system Is 40 open question; but
that Ayers sarsApAtilla does produce .
radical change in the blood Is we'll at
tested on all sides. 1t is everywhere con-
Sidered the best remedy for blood dis
orders.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1892-09-22

That the Valley House on Front street,
near fuckers livery stable, Is now Occur
pied and prepared to satisfy tES hungry
and give the weary rest on new clean
beds at very moderate rates. The house
win be managed by Mrs. J. ". Walters.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1892-09-22
STE TaIked 10 Death.

Artist assure you, sir, that have
made 4 speaking kenesS Of your wife.
Widowe'-Great Seoul l believe sny
woman bat NAody would q stopped
talkin' when she was bu led.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1892-09-22

win the gentleman who has our sec-
ond volume Of Hills Annotated Statutes
and Codes Of Washington return same
and OblIge. wHTsON d PARKER.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1892-09-22

A stimulant iS often needed 10 nouriSh
and strengthen the roots, and keep the
haR q natural color. Halls Hair Re
newer IL the best tonic for the hair.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1892-09-22
COrdiality.


a Ter J. WFIcou5 Ble')
:you see . p Ct.ys'',
Where The me'rv WSve'e.S
sSFOirug oSpd W'Gboul oeaH,
wax right w cod say "HV' ol
lonesome re you? Cone With me;
TATE . 9. o. b"S'Ge ihe Isa."
SAP he. seus'y on the shoulder,
Smile at her and, ge.JuS bolder,
Slip your arm a'orud her waist,
Give her Iuby fps taste
Squeeze her, k;Gs he-, doo's 60 SOW;
Perhaps she's dyi Iy for beau.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1892-09-22

New crop chicken wheat, feed oats,
chop barley. bran and shorts can be had
at the North Yakima Roller mill. 2Stf
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1892-09-22
She EIsd EzPe.'IsnCe.

Just one kiss before We pat. You
will not refuse me-"
"Just one2"
"Yes."
"VeFy we'll, bat don't take too many"
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1892-09-22
ACough
and Group
Medicine.

and Npn1In luIcly TSllaDIe. n
mother must be able to
Medicine. pin her faith to it as to
her Bible. It must
contain nothing violent, uncertain,
or dangerous. 1t must be standard
in material and manufacture. It
must be plain aud simple to admin
lister; easy and pleasant to take.
The child must like it. 1t must be
prompt in action, giving immedi-
ate relief, as childrens' troubles
come quick, grow fast, and end
fatally or otherwise in a very short
time. It must not only relieve quick
but bring them around quick, as
children chafe and fret and spoil
their constitutions under long con-
fnement. 1t must do its work in
moderate doses. A large quantity
Of medicine in a child is not desira-
bic. It must not interfere with the
child's spirits, appetite or general
health. These things suit old as
we'll as young folks, and make Bo-
schee's German Syrup the favorite
family medicine. o
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1892-09-22
NOTICE.

Sss !: Ssss y: snd N S.s EsSG:iis g sIsi
nut hays The money. This q urgent and must
- hoo4po. - u. KkUCHLkk.
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1892-09-22
Notice to ulI d Sidewalk.

NOTICE is heFsby given that the City Council
slrnetod 70 conform to Ordinance No. 17D along
the north slde Of lot I, In block 100, Of the City
q North Yakima, and unless built by the owner
notieo The same win Be built By said city and
TIE eoS1 thereof tAxed aEAlnst aid lot.
dE0. ". R0DNAN,
EOrA YakInA, wash. July =. lsSI IA
The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1892-09-22
German
Syrup"

For children a medi-
cine should be abso-
lutely reliable. A
mother must be able to
pin her faith to it as to
her Bible. Il must
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-12-08
Stabbed the Mate

There was serious cutting ARRAY on
Green-sireet wharf yesterday morning close
to the ship Gale. The wounded man was
Mate Cristophenson Of the Gale and one
OF her seamen named Gustav Walsted did
the cutting.
Walsted, who Is a Russian Fin, had been
in bad hnmor all morning because he did
not like to do the work he was told tn, and
several times answered the mate in an i'm
pudent manner.
He finally stopped work altogether and
when told to hurry up refused to do an
other thing. The mate was about 10 assist
him In forcible manner when the Fin
drew his claspknife and stabbed the mate
several times In the left side of the chest.
The mate warded the blows to a certain ex-
tent so that none of them reached his heart
But his wounds are very serious and will
conflne him TO his bunk for long time
After the stabbng Walsted ran away.
The police were notified and Officer HeIne-
berry went after him and caught him near
jackson street at about o'clock He was
identified by the witnesses Of the stabbing
and lodged in jail with charge of assault
10 k Ill against him
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-12-08

school system, its well-traned and unex-
eelled army of teachers and capable Super
intendents. paying the ladies' high COM
plment.
The programme was opened by twenty
charming young ladies from the normal
school class in. kindergarten exercises OF
blowing bubbles" spinning tops" and
''nllabes," which ELECTED great applause.
Then followed a recitation by Miss DAILY;
vocal solo by Mr.. Fodaa; reading, THE
Chariot Race" from Ben Hur, by Miss
Morris; violin solo by Miss Hill, who was
recalled; LUG Swedish movements by a
class of twenty-fOur bright schoolgirls in
Zouave costume, under direction of Pro-
lessor Ohrwall, an admirable performance
whstling solo by Mr.. Minifie; recitation.
MRS. Rnggles' Christmas Dinner" by Miss
Cahalin, who had to appear again, and re-
cited, "A Royal Princess )" mandolin quartet
by Mrs. Franklin Bull. Miss Nellie Fuller.
Mr.. Sancho and Mr.. Lombardo; vocal solo
by Miss Wood; song by the Normal School
girls: expression and posing by Miss Nor
rls in appropriate costume; recitation, IF
You Don't Watch Out" by Miss Kelleber,
ard Tit for Tat, as a recall. Taken alto
gether the entertainment was most enjoy
able and the committee, who had charge OF
the arrangements. has much reason for con-
graduation upon its success.
Atthe close OF tho programme Professor
keyes delivered brief address, urging the
importance of as many teachers as possible
from San Francisco attending the annual
convention Of the State Teachers Assoeia-
tiOB at Fresno.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-12-08
Jnst What is Wanted.

Business Is alive TO great coming event. and
preparations OF ali sorts for the Coum bian Exposi-
ton Ia 1913 are active and earnest Just what Is
wanted OF a unique Kind has happily already made
its appearance. and we have before us The OF.
FfcIAL PORTFOLIO OF THE WORLDS COLUMBIAN
EXPOSITION illustrated from Water Color Draw.
ings
This Portfolio Is rare and beautiful exponent OF
the main architectural features OF the treat Ex-
position At Chicago IN 1893. The fourteen magnia-
cent structures are faithfully exhibited, while the
Btrd's-eye View gives a realistic glance at the lay
of the grounds with their principal buildings
lagoons. ETC. The Illustrations exact rsproduc-
tons ia water color effects. OF the original draw
ings. made especially for this purpose from the
Official plans by Americas best-known- water color
artist. Charles Graham
copy OF this exceptionally fine production will
be sent TO any address upon receipt OF 10 cents In
postage stamps by Ihe Charles A. yogeisr Co..
Baltimore. Md
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-12-08

Rev. c. L. Mel of San Francisco is to
deliver his lecture on "The Religions of
China and Hindostan" this evening at s
o'clock. at Peralta Hall Seminary. The
lecture Ia the thirty-eighth of the free
course. All are invited.
The air around the university is full Of
Junior day. and ne little curiosity exists as
to what kind OF Junior day '9i will pre-
sent Saturday. 'Ninety-two's was the best
ever given and '93s was extremely fat.
The morning exercises. of which the prin-
cipaI feature is a farce by Frank Norris.
"a. entitled Two Pair" will be held In
shattuck Hall. The afternoon hop will be
he'd In the gymnasium, admission only by
invitation. Eight hundred tick els have been
issued for the morning and 300 for the after
noon. of which each junior has respectively
eight and three,
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-12-08
Death of Edwin rJsoae


Edwin Magee, Third son of Thomas and The
late Elizabeth Magee. died in The Alameda hills
above fruityale, at O'clock yesterday morn
Ing. Young Mr. Magee had severe attack Of
the grippe year ago, which finally affected bis
throat and one OF his lungs. After a three
mooths' course OF and oxygen creosote treatment
under his physician, these troubles were sub
dued. Mr.. Maeee had picked up some ten
pounds OF flesh and was eating very heartily aud
doing well. Trusting, however, too much to
his growing strength and Appetite he foollshly
went down into the orchard and ate some green
fruit, after which he walked up steep hill for a
distance OF over MIL. The result about six
weeks ago, was a dangerous and prostrating AT
tack OF hemorIhage or the bowels, accompanied
by vomiting, TO which all remedies gave no
relief, finally reducing him almost 10 skeleton.
Young Mr.. Magee was well known at the Uni
Versity, where his good nature made him uni
yeTsal faY0r1fe. He had been in his fathers
real estate office for year before his sickness.
ana though then only 23 years old, was one OF
the brightest business young men tn the city.
MT. Magee's mother died 10 February last MIR.
Magee's tenactty 10 life was marvel TO ali who
attended him.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-12-08
'old reception and feast of conservation

hold reception and feast of conservation,
at which new members will be initiated.
Tomorrow evening at 1880 st. Peters
Branch of the League of the Cross VIII hold
a public meeting in ST. Peters Hail. Twen-
ty-fifth and Alabama streets, at which the
plans and scope Of the society will be fully
dwelt upon by eminent speakers.
Sister Mary Theresa King, sister of the
Rev. Father King of Oakland, and men,
Der OF the Community of the Sisters of
Mercy, was buried from st. Mary's Hospital
yesterday morning. The deceased was a
native OF Ireland and was 81 years of age.
lnterment was IN st. Miehaefs Cemetery.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-12-08
DELIGHTED DELEGATES.
Successful Reception and Entertain
mcnt at MetropoIifau Hall

The reception and entertainment to the
delegates, provided by the city teachers in
the Metropolitan Hall last night, was a
great success.
The delegates were seated In the front
seats. and before the long. interesting and
varied programme was commenced an In.
terchange Of courtesies took place between
the hosts and guests.
Superintendent SWEET presided. and in
his usual genial and pleasant manner made
lew sparkling introductory remarks.
State Superintendent Anderson followed,
congratuiating the State upon its admirable
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-12-08
HOLIDAY OF OBLIGATION.
Catholics Will Celebrate With Special
Service. To.nax

Service To-Day.
To-day is holiday Of obligation for all
Catholics.
1t is the Feast of the Immaculate Concep-
tion, and will be celebrated in the Cath Ollie
churches OF this city with special services.
The Virgin Mary, under the foregoing
title, was chosen at the Baltimore council
as the patroness Of the Catholic church in
the United States. and the choice was fully
sanctioned by the last Pontiff, Plus TX.
The affairs in the different churches have
been handsomely decorated for the occasion.
the Blessed Virgins altar in St lgnatius
Church being vast bower Of hyacinths and
white lilies.
At st. Mary's Cathedral services will be-
held the same as on Sundays, with solemn
high mass at 10 80 A. NJ. at which sermon
Will be preached appropriate to the occasion.
In ST. lgnatius Church on Hayes stree s
masses will be celebrated every hour fro n
$3.50 A. NJ until 1890. at which hour solemn
high mass will be celebrated. Rev. Father
Woods, ). j., will be the celebrant Of the
mass. In the evening at 80, after solemn
vespers. there will be a sermon. followed by
solemn benediction.
In st. Joseph's Church, Tenth and How
ard streets, masses will be celebrated in the
morning the same as on Sundays. aud in
the evening the Children Of Mary Society will
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-12-08

The appeal to the people of this city for
donations In order TO give, through The
CALLS Christmas-b0x Bureau, Christmas
cheer to the deserving poor has not been in
vain.
The people thoroughly approve what THE
CALL is doing. and they know that what
ever Is donated will be placed where il will
do the greatest good to the greatest num-
Der.
Inc manager of the bureau will person.
ally investigate every case that is brought
to the notice of the bureau. and ascertain if
the persons who are named as subjects for
assistance are really deserving of such as
sistanee. II the investigation shows that
they are not of the class which the contribu-
tors desire should be reached they will not
receive anything.
The donations will be distributed accord
ing to the necessities of each case. and each
individual or family will be given its share
of what is contributed.
The recipients will be treated fairly, and
the contributors may rest assured that what
they have so generously given will be prop
erly distributed
number Of applications were filed at
the bureau yesterday, principally by mar
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-12-08
The Kennebec Safe.

For several days people interested In the
bark Kennebec have been in a state Of
anxiety, as she left Nanaimo for San Pedro
several days before the storm. From that
time until last night not a word had been
heard of her. and IL was looked upon as
certain fact that she had met with some
accident. She was sighted at o'clock
last night close to Point Reeves, and that she
had suffered severely in the storm was very
plain from her appearance. She signaled
that all were well on board.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-12-08
Twenty Years' Experience.

c. ID. Fredericks, the we'll known photographer,
no Broadway, New York, says:
have been using ALLCoCK's POROUS
PLAsTERs for twenty years, ana found them one
Of The best OF family medicines. Briefly sum.
ming up my experience, L say that when placed
on The small of the back. ALLCOCK's PLAsTERS
Nil HE body with nervous energy, and thus cure
fatigue, brain exhaustion, debility and kidney
diiflculIies. For women ana children / have
found them invaluable. They never irriiate the
skin or cause the slightest pain, but cure sore
throat coughs colds. pains In side back or
chest, Indigestion and bowel complaints"
SPECIAL sale of decorated china from Kera.
mic Club exhibition AT SanbOrn & Vairs.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-12-08
Social Notes.

Court Aurora No. 645O, A. o. f. of a..
will give its fourteenth annual ball at B'nai
Birth Hall this evening.
Bay City Lodge No. GIG, knights and
Ladies' Of Honor, will give domino party
at Union-sQuare Hall this evening
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-12-08
Berkeley.

have been notified by the Board of Eduea-
ton to have regular military drills Of the
pupils every Friday afternoon
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-12-08

Disordered stomach cured by
Bromo- Selizer -l0c bottle
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-12-08

CHRISTMAS cards and booklets at Sanborn
Van Co.'s. Open evenings,
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-12-08

IT Is DUTY owe yourself and fam
lily to get the best value for your money.
Econ omize in your footwear by purchas-
Ing w. l.. Douglas Shoes, which represent
the best value for prices asked, as thou
aantis will testify.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-12-08

In Remnants OF Embroidery, Lace Ribbons Bed
fords. Prints, Dress Goods, Linen, Domestics; also
in House Furnishings. Lace Curtains. Shades Wall
Paper and Miscellaneous Goods at
II. A SMITH. BARCLAY J. SMITH.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-12-16
TAKE THATp

man every time. By and by, when we got
him to talking, he showed us all about
upper cuts" "crOss counters" fright
hand SWINGS and so on. He had pat many
a man Ito Sleep in his day, and he pointed
out the exact spot on the jaw where he
landed to do it. 1t was SO interesting to
hear him talk that all listened with bated
breath. In the course of an hour every one
was anxious to pick fight with somebody,
and had dozen train robbers appeared we
should have expected our pugilist to dc
'em up in rotation
At noon we all got off at a dinner station
and escorted the pug" into the dining
room as if he had been q governor. In
three minutes he was the observed of all
observers, but he bore his honors meekly
and modestly, as becomes a real hero. W,
had finished the meal and reached thu
platform when he accidentally iostled {
tall angular woman, who was smoking
clay pipe with a stem about two inche:
long. He was about to beg pardon wheI
she exclaimed:
You did that a-purpose, you did, but
you tackled the wrong critter."
Madam, I'm sure''-
II know you did, and you needn't liz
about It'll don't allow nobody to bang me
around. Take thatr'
She had been dancing around in front OF
him, and as she spoke she gave him "side
winder" ON the ear which knocked his hat
twenty feet away and staggered him back
against the wall.
"And take thatW she continued as she
swung her left on his other ear and bit of
her pipe stem at the same time Pm a
peaceful woman, but don't allow nobody
to''-
Our hero started down the platform, and
the woman started after him. Twenty feet
away she came to a freight truck with five
or six dry cowskins on it. She grabbed the
handles with a whoop and went down the
long platform at a canter. Our "pug"
dodged around a pile of boxes and came
back on the other side, and the woman and
the truck were not three feet from his
heels when he leaped through a door,
crossed the freight Office and boarded the
train. The woman left the truck and came
and called upon him to appear and show
himself man, and she offered to tie one
hand behind her, but the hero of fourteen
battles respectfully and firmly declined.
When the train moved off he started to ex-
plain to us how it was, but he only started.
We cut him colder than a wedge.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-12-16

PERHAPS OUGHT TO HAVE HAD THE TAILOR
REPAIR THESE SOCKS.
feel nervousi You have buttoned the top
button into the lower buttonholei It's
funny you couldn't tell what was wrong.
That's you all over"
MRS. Bowser, who buttoned that shirt
that way?" he hoarsely whispered.
You did of course. 1 didn't even know
when you changed"
"And perhaps / cut that hole In my
pocket2" he sarcastioally queried as he
turned one of his coat pockets wrong side
out.
THAT is no cut, Mr.. Bowser. The hole
has been worn there by something in your
pocket. Take your coat off and I'll nend
it in n minute"
"And look at this hatp' he went on as
he brought it from the hall tree-''just
look at It'll Isn't that an evidence that this
house is run on about the same system as
a windmill?"
81 see. The sweat band Is missing. ]
found it in the hind pocket of pair of
your trousers the other day. You should
have stopped at the tailor's. There is also
a dent in the crown. You probably did it
while getting into the street car"
Mr.. Bowser felt himself beaten, but
made up his mind to die hard.
Perhaps l ought to have stopped at the
tailor's to get these socks repaired" he
said as he kicked off his shoes and exhib-
tied three toes ON each foot out to the
weather.
Where did you get themf" she asked.
You laid them out on a chair for me to
put on"
Il laid them out on chair to be mended,
and though you have seven or eight pairs
in the drawer you put these ON of coursew
Mr.. Bowser put on his shoes. Then he
H. h.,N 81 L..
buttoned his vest to see if the horse nails
were still there, and said:
Mrs. Bowser, L am a patient uncom-
planning husband, and 1 never find any
fault unless driven to extremes. 1 will
overlook your negligence this time, but let
this be n solemn warning and a great
moral lesson to you for years to come"
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-12-16

HE MAKES Us TIRED NOW AND THEN.
to do his presswork this week and lend him
half a bundle of paper. Hemakes us tired
now and then as he follows up and down
the street shooting at US with an old re-
volver about rod long, but we never get
really mad at him or wish him i'll.
CURIOUS CoNCIDENCE.-We keep our
running mule in a stable back of the Office.
The other day we saw half breed named
Joe Hookit making close examination OF
the door fastenings, and that night we sat
up later than usual to see If anything
would happen. About midnight we OBJ
served a man at the stable door and fired
three shots in his direction. He left in a
hurry, and next morning the halfbreed
was around town with his right arm in a
sling and claiming to have been fired at
by some one in ambush down by the
creek. We are not saying word against
Joseph. The affair no doubt took place
just as he states, and we congratulate him
on his escape from assassination. We
simply feel it our editorial duty to warn
him and all others that fooling with our
mule will invariably result in hot flashes
and cold chills alternately darting over the
anatomy of the fooleR We've seen it tried
half a dozen times, and we have always
been informed by the victims that they
five years old instead.
SOMETHING HAPPENED.-We rode out
with the coroner and several other eminent
citizens Sunday morning to view an in
quest on a body which had been found sus-
pended to the limb of a tree on Three Mile
Hill. It was the general impression, from
the way the rope was fastened and other
trifling circumstances, that something had
happened to the man. He was a total
stranger in these parts. and he had moth
ing on his person by which he could be
identified. AS near as we could make out
after patient examination he was travel
ing about to see the country and got tired
of walking. In this emergency he proba-
bly, borrowed a cayuse from Major Gala
hans drove, and was getting along as well
as could be expected under the Circum-
stances when some of the majors men ran
across him. We don't suppose they asked
him many questions or made much effort
to discover whether he had a poor old
mother or not who would wonder why her
boy never came home. The boys out that
way are always rushed for time. The body
was cut down and buried and the usual
verdict of "heart failure" returned.