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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-08

Cor. Fifth Ave. and Sixteenth st., 7
New YORK, January IA, 1871
"About three weeks since, while suffer
ing from a severe cold which had settled
on my chest, applied an Allcock's Por'
ous Plaster, and in short time obtained
relief
"In my opinion, these plasters should
be in every household, for use in case OIL
coughs, colds, sprains, bruises, or pains
of any kind. know that in my case the
results have been entirely satisfactory and
beneficial
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-08

Judge-One year and fifty dollars fine.
Prisoners Lawyer-I would like to make
motion to have that sentence reversed.
Judge-All right Fifty years and one
dollar fine. Bag.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-08

Little Wife, saved thirty dollars to
day.
Loving Husband - YOU'RE an angel
How?
Little Wife, saw a perfectly lovely
easy chair that knew you'd like, and
didn't buy it.-New York Weekly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-08
RNfrihutlOn.

l came, saw; pressed her hand;
begged her for kiss.
She blushed, looked down i stole theprlze
1t was dream OF bliss.
I've wakened from my dream since then
That kiss has cost me dear.
Pm paying alimony now
For il twelve times a year.-Judge.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-08
Proof Of brotherhood.

He isn't in error who believes
That at heart all men are brothers
For each one over his i'll deeds grieves
Much less than over the sins OF others.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-08

The looks on the face of woman
Is the queerest that ever was known
AS she praises her neighbours baby
While she holds in her arms her own.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-08
Aniscoyery Made Too Late.

Wife-Did you expect to marry an ange
when you married me2
Husband--I did,
Wife-Well,' II knew | wasn't one.
Husband-Ye but ! didn't.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-08
Curious.

II throws one into study brown,
But one understands it never,
How, when Everybody is out OF town."
The town seems fuller than ever.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-08
Fashion,

Fashion.
We find this is q world OF woe,
As days and years go by,
The crown Of the spring hat is low,
But, whew the price is high.
Whatever shape the spring hat takes,
Ridiculous or nice,
In all the changes fashion makes,
She never lowers the price.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-08

Mrs. Gofrequent-They say a husband
and wife often change in appearance SO as
to look like each other, and l believe it's
true. You and your husband look almost
exactly alike.
Mrs Strongmind (majestically) - Yes,
George has grown to resemble me very
much since married him.-Chicago Trib'
uQe
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-08

Cobwigger-Was he successful business
man?
Merritt-Why, he was a genius. He
took hold of monument fund and com.
pleted it in the lifetime Of the original
subscribers. -New York Sun.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-08

Old Tramp (affectionately)-How much
did yer git, WillieS '~
New Tramp-Nary red.
Old Tramp-Nothin? What did yor
strike i'm ferS
New Tramp-Half dollar.
Old Tramp (disgusted) You anna
toors is ruinin the business.-Detroit Fret
Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-08
She Looks Well in 1t.

She wears pretty long train to her gown !;
IT'S style that can't be defended,
And Pm willing to aid in crying it down,
But still, must say, she looks splendid.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-08

To enjoy life stimulate digestion anc
regulate the bowels. Take Simmons
Liver Regulator.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-08
Quite Serious.

Patient-Doctor, have trouble about
swallowing; does that amount to any.
thing2
Doctor docking down his throat)-Yes,
it amounts to five dollars. - Fliegende
Batter
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-08
A ParaphraSc.

At present OF summer weddings we read
On which much money is spent,
And it's fondly hoped that they don't
precede
A winter of discomfort.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-08
Knew His Business.

my barber is hustler. He's got out a
new sign now"
What is It'll"
"Bald heads polished to look like new."
--Harper's Bazaar.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-08

Delays are dangerous. Take Simmon'
Liver Regulator in time for dyspepsia
oiliousness and all diseases of the liver.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-08

Health is wealth. Take Simmons Liver
Regulator for all sickness caused by dis
eased liver.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-08
Her Birthday Gift

Her IIusband-Poor Ethel wonder
what can get for her on her birthday that
will make her most happy?
Her Father tired of paying the piper
Get her divorce Town Topics.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-08

W. J. Arkell, publisher of Judge and
Frank Leslie's Illustrated Newspaper
writes:
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-08

Do not waste your time on doctors when
your liver is diseased. Take Simmons
Liver Regulator.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-08
Loss Of Time.

II wouldn't worry if were you; there
is no imminent danger of death"
at isn't the dying that mind; it's the
horrible waste Of time in staying dead. ~
Life,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-08

Il find 1t restful to talk good deal after
writing" said the rising young author.
at rests you, does it?" said the Old
newspaper man.
ut does, very much indeed"
II call that curious, now"
"Why?"
because it has precisely The opposite
effect on those who listen to you"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-08
She Was All Blight,

She Was ALI Right.
She could not darn his seeks or sew
A button on his coat;
She could not make a decent shirt
To fit his manly, throat.
But what cared he il she had not
A talent to unfoldf
For when h. married her she had
A hupd1pa thousand cold. Il
New York Herald
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-08

KEY TO THE ABOVE,
First train leaves Santa Fe at 80 p. m con.
meets with No 2 east bound and No west
bound returning at II Is p. IN.
Second train leaves Santa Fe ut 1870 ?. M
connects with No. west bound, and returns at
l:lja IN.
Third train leaves Santa Fe at $50 a. m, con
meets with No. A east bound, returning at
a. m.
Nos. and 9 are the Northern California and
FL Paso trains.
Nos 3 and are the southern California trains,
Patronize the New MEXICAN for all
sorts of fine and cheap job printing; larg-
est and best printing and book binding
establishment in the territory.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-08
THE MILITARY rosT.

AtSanta Fe is. the Oldest military estab.
lishment on American soil, having been in
almost continuous occupation since loo2
when the Spaniards first established here
their base Of operations. Old Fort Marcy
was built by q. s. soldiers in 1876 ana the
new post was occupied few years later
Appended is a roster of the present garrison
ct Fort Marcy:
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-08

A safe Business.
"Turned burglar, did he?"
HE did,"
"Was he ever caught?"
"No, he was a safe burglar"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-08

SPECIAL RUN No. 10.
GG- @gESE VALUE ON EARTH.
Eylcs's Famous Antique OAK Roll Cur
tain BesIS complete, see special circulars.
no. 4O0z, 3 #, 6 in. long, not S16.OO
No. lOC9, 4 #, 6 in. " s2l 90
No. 400, 5 #. long, $1,000
Also SEQ new $50 page catalogue for
1909. Great cut Of about 40 per cont from
former list. BOOKS FREE, postage ioc.
Shipped from Ct. Louis NO., or indianapolis, Ind.
Rank COUNTERS A SPECIALITY.
we refer to oyery Bank In Thirty States.
TYLER DESK CO., St. Louis, Mo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-08
YEAR. ANNUAL MEAN.
YEAR. ANNUAL MEAN.

The annual monthly values will show the
distribution of temperature through the
year.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-08

Cor. Fifth Ave. and Sixteenth st.,
NEm YnpK IannarY Ia 1921
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-08
Women who Die Early.

A winter OF discomfort.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-10-07

40, Lord, yOu put words In nv month.
according to the elders prediction, but
them words don't seem to suit the
crowd. Eve hearn them all pray a
long fattcring string of big, windy
words, but don't go much on flattery.
1 tc Tx straight from the shoulder, do,
and when j want to know thing Pm
not fraid to ask. o, Lord, tell me
truly, Is a rich man better'n a poor
manV When you go to work to create
child for millionaire do you say to
yourself, as 1t were, now I'm gOin' to
turn out a special job; now, Pm gOin'
to put In good blood and color che blood
kinder blue, and put in some good stuff
that win make the child lazy and proud
and hogglshS Is that the way You do
ICY And when you make a little hid
lor poor family, do you say to your
sell, so to speak, this Is only o common
brat, and I'll put in lot of coarse ma
terial and color the blood plain red and
make the nerves so coarse that they
Will not appreciate mental pain or
pleasure, and the creature will only be
ut for hard work and abuse. Is this the
way you do it? II it is not so, then why
10 there so much difference in the future.
OF children Why does one become
blue-bloodCd, and a hundred become
sort Of out-castsp"
just here great many Of the well-to.
do members got up and left in disgust,
but Beriah went on with his prayer
10, Lord, there's a screw loose In
human events, else why was such as
me born9 Did you make me for slave
In the beginning or did certain men so
gobble up everything good and leave
nothing for me9 Whose world Is this,
anyhow Did you give it to the hull Of
us, share and share alike, or did you
give 1t to a special few? Say now. o,
Lord, hain't | as much right to this
world rs tho Astors or VanderbiIts or
the royal snobs in general? Hain't the
Podges jlst as good, before T. w are
turned ont of your shop, as the hooded
aristocrat?
"If they hain't, then why for did you
give us brains to think, and nerves to
feel pain, and hearts to love, and Stun
les to get hungry, while we have slch
dod durn time to keep up an existenceG
"Thls | want to know by return mail,
as business men say, and You will have
the heartfelt thanks Of yours truly,
BERIAH PoDGE."
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-10-07

he let's his prejudice overcome his COM
mon sense. Here is "a picture Of two fools.
They never voted ''fOr'' thing in their
lives. They have always voted "at'
something. One is Democrat because
the other is O Republican, and the
"other" is Republican because ''one''
is Democrat. Without the interference
of politicians, lawyers and others who
get rich by fleeing the laborer, they
would be together. They take the
advice of the men whom they know
make Their fortunes by fleeing them
rather than that of men whose interests
are the same as theirs. Instead Of
voting as they work they vote as they
are told by men whose income and living
depends upon keeping up the old party
machinery. But their tribe Is rapidly
growing less.-lH S. Morgan, IN National
RefoI1ney.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-10-07
The SubsTreasury,

The Peoples party leaders and
organs virtually admit that they be-
lieved the sub-treasury practicable
until its fallacies were plainly ex-
posed by Republican leaders and
organs They now plead the baby
act and confess their ignorance and
unftness to give practical aid or ad
vice to farmers or any other class of
intelligent citizens. Capital.
When and where have Republican
leaders or papers ever offered any,
thing that looked like an argument
against the sub-treasury schemeP
When and where have they ever even
attempted to answer an argument Of
fered in its support Never have
they attempted either They have
ridiculed 1t and that is all; and, at
the same time. they have been sus-
tanning sub-treasury sch enc more
damnable than anything that could
be conceived by any but an expert of
long experience In the legislative
councils OF the Republican party. and
when this has been pointed out to
them their politicians and press
have been as silent as an Egyptian
mummy.
When and where has anybody at
tempted to plead the baby act in re-
gard to it or confess ignorance. as the
Capital states? That imbecile sheet
has not an editor or contributor that
is competent to make a logical de-
Tense OF the principles OF its party-if
1t has any principles-and its only
campaign thunder is falsehood and
deceit Topeka Advocate and Tri-
bune-
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-10-07

Is what we all want 1t should be
the object of all political agitation,
and the end of all political action.
But we do not always get 1t from
these sources; for politics are many
times anything else but models OF
propriety and masculine virtue.
When this is so the people suffer and
public interests are neglected. save as
they are appropriated to vile uses and
nefarious ends. To correct all this
integrity determination and courage
are necessary; professions and prom
ises are plenty--they are cheap mo-
tors OF influence, and too often cor
rect nothing-and do not satisfy the
public demand, for virtuous, intel
ligent patriotic people prefer sub
stance to shadow they want perform
ance as well as promise This is a
simple and just conclusion. which APP
peals to every truthful conception and
honest conviction. Who will not
responded US have it with the least
possible delay. Begin now by making
good the popular demand for reform,
without pretense and without equivo-
cation. There is work for all who
share in the responsibilities and OBJ
legations OF the government under
which we live National View
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-10-07
WIlI Not De Imno.ed Upon.

The intelligence of the people will
not allow them 10 be kept in the old
Doodle parties by the cry OF You
will surely turn the state over to the
Republicans If you vote with the Peo-
pies party" Neither can the sophis-
try OF the politicians OF the two old
parties in regard TO the force bill and
negro domination prevent them from
espousiug cause which they recog-
nize as just and noble. -Toiler, Tenn
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-10-07

Southern Alliance Farmer: Not
withstauding the fact that labor and
its products are, and have been on
the decline for the past twenty years.
the salaries Of government osricials
specially those near the top are
continually on the increase There
has not been a salary OF this kind re-
ducsd this session. while many have
been increased. There is never a
session but some committee reports
In favor OF creating new Odces ut a
high salary or recommends an In
crease in the pay Of those already in
Official position. Wheat at 80 cents
and an increase OF an already sud-
Gent salary do not exactly look well
J The same. list Have the farmers
noticed this. thought
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-10-07

Plow Boy: If this is a government
Of by and for the common people
why is it that government troops are
always at hand to protect the
privileges granted by the state to
creatures OF its own enactments-
corporations
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-10-07

Peoples Star: General Weaver is
keeping up his record as fighter
He is in the hottest portion of the
contest and will stay until the poles
are closed next November With
such pair as Weaver and Field to
lead how can anyone be weak -kneed
or faltering.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-10-07

Milwaukee Advance: Ninety-four
Democrats voted against free silver
Good bye Grover we are going to
leave you now"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-10-07

Oxford Voice, Alabama: Kolb car
ried thirty-six counties, thirty-tw0
white and four colored. Jones. twen-
ty-eight counties fourteen white and
fourteen co'ored. A good showing
for the white (P) man s party isn't
FTP
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-10-07

Chicago Express; The Peoples
party are met with the profound ar
gument' that its members are calam.
ity howlerS. George Washington and
his baro footed army of patriots at
Valley Forge were calamity howlers
except MAJOR Andre and Benedict
Arnold. They betrayed their home
and country by selling out for gold to
an old party.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-10-07

The Toiler: Grover Cleveland in
his speech to the committee let this
slip; I'VE see the farmer listening
to delusive story that fills his mind
with visions of advantage while his
pocket is robbed by the stealthy hand
OF high protection. 1t seems that
we have heard a 'delusive story
about the tariff, as the Mills bill only
proposed 4 6-10 per cent reduction
and the present Democratic house
never once tried to take the stealthy
hand" OF protection from the de.
luded'' farmers pocket.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-10
rnr Nrxr rnEs1pENr
Worry Much Pleased ut tho Result But
Makes no Statement

Worry Much Pleased NJ tho Result hut
Makes no Statement
New York. Nov 0-Telegrams and let
ters are literally pouring INTO CleNelands
residence this morning The bell was
kept ringing from Z a. m. by messenger
boys aud visitors, hut the next pnadcnt
slept calmly ON through and had lott
word he was not to be disturbed under
any circumstances. He was much ~
n, I'd of rest. as at o'clock
this morning before he retired,
Mrs Cleveland aud baby Ruth
at that house. and the prnttle Of the
baby and the carcssing nnos Of the
mother came up pleasantly from the
breakfast room.
OBrien. Cleyeland's private secretary
saws Mrs. Cleveland 1yns olated In her
own quiet way at the result Of the bat
Tie. and has received congratulations
from several women friends. Mrs. Cleyc-
land was the central figure OF a gronp
Of distinguished people N her drawing
room late last night, while two telegraph
Instruments on the door above licked
OF the latest adyiCcs from all parts Of
the country The ladies remained until
after 2 o'clock this morning when tie
election Of Cleveland was assured, Mrs.
CLEVELAND retired soon after they left.
Mrs Cleveland Is IN high spirits this
morning. She said simply, 'of course
we ARE all very much pleased with the
news, from the election" But CleNe-
lands pleasure was not dcmonstrniiye.
He seemed simply IN enjoyment Of per
fcot satisfaction. Whom Cleveland iin-
ally made his appearance he found an
accumulation Of dispatches awaiting him
and with the aid Of his secretary, at
tackled the mail with yiPor.
Among the dispatches were some from
the chairman Of the state committees Of
california. Illinois and Wisconsin, assur-
ing him Of Democratic victory IN those
states. At 1880 O'Clock Mrs. Cleveland
went out driving Cleveland denied him
self to all representatives Of the press
mud begged TO be excused at this time
from expressing amy opinion on tho re-
suit. Private Secretary pBrien said
that Cleveland was naturally pleased at
the result. but had no statement 10 make.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-10

"Nothing succeeds like SUGGEST
this trlte saying was mover more fully
illustrated than by tho wonderful sue
cess that has everywhere attended the
production Of tfIazol Kirke.'
Success attended the play NJ the start
and success continued with Il till to-day
II seems 70 be better prepared for a sue
csssful run Of popular favor than at its
FIRST reception decade ago.
To be sure tho play has, with its pres
eut company, had every advantage pos
sible to 81 obtained by perfect rendition
Of it's characters for In the hands Of
Efie Ellsler, G. w Cookbook, Frank
Weston. robert Drnuet, Miss Louella
Porierand q powerful cast nothing ro-
mains % ht desired IN ita interpreta-
ton. Then, TOO, It's scenes, effects and
costuming has been most carefully re-
yised for the present season, everything
being neS aud Of the most perfect do
scrlptiOn possible.
Ia infringement has boon most por-
feet In detail and liberal Ia expsndiiurc
70 the last degree and Miss Ellsicr and
her company deserve the anccass &C
corded to them.
We predict a continued run Of pOpu-
lar favor and q gland reception 90
Greenwalis opera house to-norroW
night. Seats now on oale at the box
ONCE.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-10
RrrUBLIoAN DEFEAT
Attributed to tho Tariff Issue by Score
tnrv FoateE

tarv FosteE
washington, Nov 0.-Secretary Of
state Foster. attributed Republican de-
feat TO the tariff issues.
The parts be says, challenged the
Judgment OF the country ON the Mchin-
lev bill and the verdict must be accepted
as Tie viii Of the people thht different
policy shall be adopted.
Other questions are entered some
what to the contest but not TO such an OK
font ns to materially effect the result
nor would II have been different N other
candidates had been selerted or other
lenders managed the campaign, No adj
ministration ever wont before the coun-
try with n clearer RECORD.
IL d the policy. not the personnel,
of the administration that has been con
In ms view Of the matter the secretary
of war was graiihed that Cleveland was
likely to be sustained by party majority
IN both branches Of congress 80 that Il
new nolicv may have a full fair trial.
Tho Air OF depression throughout the
executive denartmeut this morning was
~ dr,sc Il eould almost be felt Now
and tbeu some clerk would pluck up
euirit enough and ask ioi returns rom
some state supposed 20 pe sun doubtful
but with no hope q nasiIs itf l.g y, " 2
news. OF course vast nmlpnY Of the
.',elovca arc sheltcred henealh the broad
S ,,,;nr9 M fbe civil service law and there
eoro 10 nof feei that direci personal and
peeuniary interest in the result that
eharicterizcd the clerks ih the oiden
y -. ~ noiitiraI revOg...0n Va office.
s Isnv Democrafs are also included IN
. 49, -ani,- reIics Of The Cleveland nd
Illustration and evidence q protecting
Precedent Harrison ard lre.luent elect
risyeland are both committed % the en-
- ..,.,,,, ~ MA law. the rank and Clio
teei tolerably easy as g me result. Bus
many Of the bureau ehieis; nsaus q a.
ridoas aud private setttu uts, WITHIN
,bs scope Of fiiat law are do~ncast to
ssv at The result, for i means much 10
them. ,t .ho Whit.
Secretary Foster W a nc nhlte
Fonse fmtll near midniEht but that fact
~ ~, ,,--v-1t him from appearing at
iis ofiice h the STATE department. az the
,,snei horr ihis morning He piunged az
once iats tho werk q tAa day In Phil