Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1892-09-09

Don't forget that Monday is county
court day, and that the latch string of
the herald office hangs on the outside
We hope to greet many OF our friends on
that day, especially those who have a
silver cart wheel or two In their pockets
for US. We know you are friendly to us
and tor that very reason You are coming
to our help just when we most sorely
need it.
The hateful holiday season, which the
little girls aud boys so much despise, is
about over, and in few days they will
be back at the books they so love, and
under the rule of their dear, dear teachers.
The boys who have been a pest for the
last few months will now be little he
angels, while the gifts will be far more
beautiful and spiritual than ever before.
But don't you forget that tie same old
yell that marked the recess and noon and
evening dismissal, that put all nerves on
edge, will be heard again every day
through the coming session. And may
some one find remedy, even If 1t does
mean King Herod's reign once more.
You want to look out for the soap ped
| ling fraud. A man is now working the
Valley counties with very slick scheme.
He gives box of soap containing thirty
SIX pieces for one dollar, and at the same
time promises a rubber door mat with the
name or initials of purchaser on il. He
always delivers the soap, which 10 an
utterly worthless stuff. really dangerous
TO handle, bat the rubber door mat never
comes, As the man has skipped ont with
the dollar. lust get your gan ready and
as soon as the man comes around with his
soap and The lie that is not in 1t. fill his
legs full of shot and stop his further
swindling. You can't invest a load Of
shot and powder TO better advantage.
Mrs. Eliza Keller, widow of the late
Aaron Keller, and a resident of South
Muhlenburg street, this place, for some
years. died at her home on Monday,
aged GO years. She was devoted and
CONSTANT member of the Lutheran
church for many years, and died in the
full triumph Of her faith. Mrs. Keller
leaves three Sous and two daughters, all
grown. The youngest child, Mrs. William
B. Supinger, has by this last bereavement
lost husband, child and mother IN the
short period Of about ak months.
The remains were taken TO her old
home, near Hamburg, on Wednesday
morning, for interment.
Everybody Is beginning to talk about
the coming Shenandoah County Fair,
which promises to be one of the best and
most successful we have ever had
Every man. woman and child in the
county is vitality interested in this great
county enterprise, and each one can dc
something TO help it along. Don't expect
the officers and stockholders to bear al
the burden and do all the work. Re
member that you are resident of Sben
sndoah and as such are interested In III
success. Therefore do something, nc
matter how little, toward making it az
exhibition of which our grand old county
can be Justly proud. Put your shoulder
to the wheel, TOO, along with all the rest
The girl with the suspenders hat
reached this section, and has raised sucl
CONSERVATION 10 the breasts of the young
men, who feel that their boosted suprem
acy IS fast going to the dogs, that many
of them lock up their pants upon COINS
to bed, not knowing what may become o
them il left lying around loose. Whai
would we think of man who wore hi
suspenders outside his coat. That Il
inst what the dear creatures are doing
But you know the real gifly girl would
not give 9 cent for bet pretty blaci
"galluses" unless the Whole world conl'
see them as we'll as hefself.
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