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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-16
SUNRISE SIGNALS.
IT behooves President Harrison to get plenty
of chloride of lime into the pension bureau
before the heated term sets in


1t behooves President Harrison to get plenty
of chloride of lime into the pension bureau.
before the heated term sets in.
There bids fair to be nothing too good for
the uninstrueted delegate at Minneapolis. IL
is the instructed delegate who will miss con-
nection with the 'pork.
Deadwood, s. D., has instructed for Grover.
All he now lacks is lead pipe einch from
Leadville.
The emperor OF Germany is said to be hard
up for cash. So he is human. after all.
The Chicago Globe publishes picture rep
resenting Harrison with wheels in his head.
If the ingenious editor of the Globe will come
to Minneapolis next month he viii hear them
hum.
The quality of enthusiasm for b. Harrison
is more OF toxic than touie.
1t has been rather n backward spring for
the fish liar, but it is thought he can max
up for lost time.
Senator Call OF Florida, wants to purchase
Cuba and annex the United States TO it.
Prof. Swift of Rochester. thinks the latest
comet to arrive has been only 100000 years
on the way SO long as it was not expected.
it will not grumble if the dinner is a trihe
cool.
Congressman Jerry Simpson is bitter in his
denuneiation of the Pinkerton detectives.
This reminds one that Jerry himself is being
shadowed by the Alliance.
The eyes of the Star Eyed Goddess
Are dank with briny tears;
And emerald green the sod is
DER long and weary years,
Since Old Kent ucky toddies
Gave place to modern beers.
But now, on, now she's weeping,
Because. because. you now.
The boom of Gleveland's sweeping
From Maine to Francisco.
Ore of the modern improvements of the
pension bureau should be a number one size
electric search light
senator Shel man is not troubled with hay
fever. but the thirty days preceding ma
tional Republican convention are always
quite irritating to him.
Public Opinion (to congress)-Hi. there!
Congress-We amt doing nothing.
Baron Fava could hardly have gone to a
better place than Washington to feel fool
ish'' in. There are many others there in the
same boat with himself.
1t is understood that the man who injected
the name of Dave Hill into the New Hamp-
shire state convention has got corner on
all the vaseiine and arnica in four counties.
The Sherman boom is a sort Of second see
ton of the Harrison train, and running on
The same time
John P. St John is not in the hands of
"his friends this year. lie probably has
mental reservations as to whether Or not he
has any friends
Ohio founders have struck for higher
wages. This is unkind on their part and
right on the eve of presidential campaign,
too. Gov. Mckinley should take another
hitch in the suspender buckle of the tariff
Says the Cedar Rapids Gazette: The Kan
sas City Journal reminds one of something;
Just what it is. is hard to tell" Perhaps il is
q newspaper.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-16
SUDDENLY BECAME DAFT.
Unseemly Conduct OF a Chicagoan
On a Train.

JERSEY CRY, n. j., May 15.-Isaiah
II. Bissell, aged forty-seven, said to be
a prominent Chicago lawyer, is confined
at police headquarters in this city pend
ing the action of his friends. Mr.. Bis
sell was a passenger on the Penasylva-
MIA limited from Chicago at $40 last
night, and as the train drew out of
Philadelphia this afternoon Mr.. Bis
sell apparently became suddenly insane.
He began to yell like a madmau
and started to undreSS himself in
the pariur car in which he was travelling.
The porter and conductor succeeded
in partially quoting him. when they
left him he opened a window, the "
his coat and vest outside and was pre-
pairing to follow with his other garments
when he was seized. rhe train was
then going at high speed. This time
he was confined in the smoking com
partment till the train arrived here
Detective Morris took charge of the
lawyer, who was removed to police
headquarters. Passengers say that Mr..
BisSell was sober when his sudden out
break occurred 1t is feared his mind
has given way under heavy business
cares.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-16
BOIEs AND HIS BOOM.

Gov. Boies' boom makes all impressive
appearance mounted on its new siX-foot
driving Wheels Chicago News Rec
ord.
Caesar had his Brutus, Charles l. bad
his Cromwell, and George Ill. had his
WASN'T ngtOn; but Horace Boies. of Iowa,
hasn't even William c. Cloudy OF w d.
r. Merrison.-lbid.
There is no doubt at all that Gov.
Boies, OF Iowa, for whom the Council
Bluffs convention declared itself SO
heartily yesterday. is the good West
ern man. who has been most often men
toned when the matter of Democratic
candidate for president was discussed.
Ibid.
Iowa Democrats have reason for the
pride they profess in Haraee Boies.
Twice he has led the party in that state,
formerly given over completely to Re-
publicaniSm, TO success. An amia5Ie
and admirable character, q publiciSt
worthy the description. Horace BoieS is
thought by these Iowa Democrats to be
an eligible candidate for the Chicagu
Observation-Disclosures Times. Ass
The Democrats OF Iowa made no such
blunder as was committed by the Demo
Gratis of Illinois. Having determined to
present to the Chicago convention the
name of the foremost Democrat of Iowa,
and incomparably its greatest states
man, the Democrats of Iowa did not
discredit their position by resort to ifs
and exigencies, as was sdone regarding
the candidacy of John III. Palmer
Ibid. 4
One thing in Mr.. Boies' favor is his
good looks. Mr.. Cleveland is rather
full of habit, and his expanse Of face
has sometimes been termed even
'.beefy." Senator Palmer wears whis-
kers, and. as is well known, a smooth
face generally has more distinction than
one which is but the grouad-plot for the
growth of hair. Mr.. Hill is not beanti4
full, nor are Mr.. German and Mr.. Gray
Mr.. Boies. on the othe other hand, is
distinctly good-lOOking. The Iowa DEM
Gratis might 60 even so far as to cham
pion their candidate on dcuble-decked
platform of political reform and es-
theties. Chicago News Record.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-16
Books Received

ut Came to Pass: Mary Farley Sanborr
author of sweet and Twenty Lee & Shep
ard, publishers, Boston,
"All tor Jack: Jules Claretie Rand. Ne
Naliy d Co., Chicago.
CASANOVA the Courier: David Skaats
Foster. j. $. ogilvie, publisher. 81 Rose
street. New York
Love Knows No Law Leon de Tenseau
WorthinSton company, IN Broadway, New
York fhis is No OF the Fair Library1
Life of Joshua K. Gliding: George w.
Julian. Published by a. G. McClurg 4 Co.,
Chicago.
The Adventures of Gil Bias, Translated
by Smaller. Wcrthington u Co, IA Broad
way, New FORK
, = Pocket Map of North Dakota. Rand, Nc.
NalIy d Co., Chicago.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-16
4 Striking Novelty.
Chicago Times.

Chicago Times.
Agent (exultantly)-Pve got the
dandy freak. Nothing like him. seen in
Chicago for years.
Dime Museum Manager-That so?
What's his line?
Agent-Well. sir, he used to be reg
uiar soak. aud he's quit drinking with
out starting club or wearing badge
~ tell everybody about it.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-16
Too Small for The Office.

Boston Globe
Harrison, judged from the Republican
standpoint, has made moderately cred
liable administration; but he has never
been mistaken for a great man. And
there is basic conviction i'll the con-
seriousness of the American people that
there should not exist an incongruity
between the greatness Of the Office of
the presidency and the smallness of the
man who occupies 1t. That is why the
Republican masses. true TO this print
tive popular instinct. are rising in re-
belIion against putting mediocre mau
for the second time in such mighty
Office.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-16
chicago "sIonte Car,o y

CHICAGO, May 15.-If reports circu-
lated tonight are TT ne, Chicago is to
have Monte Carlo" 1t is stated upon
the authority of the man renting the
apartments that George and j. f. Hank
.iiis, NJ. g. Mcdonald and Michael Mai
lory have leased for term of four wears
the floor over Paul Bener's saloon on
Wabash avenue, directly opposite the
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-16

Auditorium hotel. Here it is stated a
gambling house will be run such as has
seldom, if ever. been seen in Chicago.
None of the small gamblers about town
had heard of the venture. but they were
inclined to believe that the combina-
ton was made in anticipation of the
worlds fair.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-16
From Sockiessnes5 to BicycI
Riding.

OSHKOSH NOrGlWeStern-
The opportunities for evolution with
the right kind of raw material are well
illustrated i'll the political career of
Jerry Simpson. of Kansas. He posed in
Kansas as Sockless Simpson, and was
elected to congress as the representative
of the primitive idea which sometimes
takes root in violent reaetiOnary times.
But now he boards at fashionable
hotel and rides bicycle through the
ariS locratic avenues of the capital in
the company of dudes.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-16
webster With the workmen.

BARRE, VT. May 15.-H. Webster, a
wealthy quarry owner and large paving
contractor. has signed his paving cut
ters' bill OF prices to May l, 1898. Two
years ago Webster was member OF the
dealers association, but is not now. He
says he will furnish stock to all who
want it. The cutters say that Web
ster's action is victory for them, and
that others will follow his example.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-16
TODAY-s WEATHER.

WASHINGTON, May 15.-For Minnesota and
the D akotaas: Fair: slightly warmer; south
winds For Iowa: Generally fair; warmer
except stationary temperature IN Nebraska;
south winds For Wisconsin: Fair; slightly
warmer; west winds For Montana: SHOW
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-16
Shadow Of a Great Crime.

Truth.
.'Alhert." said the stern Boston father,
Il see that on the third day of this
month you got three dement's at school.
How can you explain this. sir?" The
little Boston boy hung his head in
shame. Father" he exclaimed at last,
Il cannot tell lie. That was the day
l forgot to crease my trousers"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-16

THE friends of BoIES in Iowa are
working themselves into quite glow
over their hopes. They will be at Chi
cago in force, ard, unlike HARRISON in
hunting ducks, will have their brass
hands
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-16

THE western man" for a candidate
is growing in popularity in Georgia,
South Carolina and Virginia. The Ken
lucky movement may have similar
eXture.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-16

THAT new bridge at Memphis is the
only one OH the river below ST. Louis.
and will be an aid to commerce in
shortening the rail route several hours.
The river spreads its elf so in that re-
gion that it is big feat to bridge it.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-16
Dana Calls Boies a Good Fellow.

Now York sun.
WI are not yet convinced that Iowa
is Democratic,0r even doubtful state,
but Gov. BoieS deserves much of The
credit for making 1T Democratic. state
in presidential years, and the Iowa
Democratic do well TO show their respect
for him and their gratitude to him. 1t
must be great disappointment to the
claimant 10 see rainbow state taken
away from him, but calamity and he
are old acquaintance. He doesn't need
to he cond0led with. therefore. and
Iowa is to be congratulated on being rid
of him. Gov. Baes is a good fellow,
and the Iowa Democrats are evidently
resolved to play him for the first place.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-16

THEIR is no region where nature gets
a move Oh itself in shorter order than in
North Dakota. If the sky will not do
any more weeping for little time. there
will be good deal of wheat given big
start
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-16
Breakers Ahead.

Kate Fields Washington.
Yes. shall embark on the sea of
matrimony myself before long,
..'l;ten ysa !! som nc n,arryin' her,
wont yva?!
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-16
Eastern Advertising Office Room rs,
Tribune Building, New YORK.

Complete files Of the GLOBE always kept on
hand for reference. Patrons and friends are
cordially invited 10 visit and avail themselves
of the facilities of our Eastern Office while
in New York
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-16

ONO is sure its man will take the
cake at Minneapolis in any event, as it
claims HARRISON and puts MCKINLEY
and SHERMAN next Oh the list.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-16

SOME of the ironworkers in Ohio are
on a strike for higher wages. They
don't seem to remember that the high
tariff brings better pay for the work
men.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-16

Rejected communications cannot be pre-
served. Address all letters and kilograms 10
THE GLOBE. ST Paul Mimi
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-16

On THE whole, yesterday was a fair
start toward the Minnesota samples of
weather promised for the June conven-
ton.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-16

Philadelphia Times
Monte Carlo shares of a par value of
800 are now quoted at $50. with ris-
ing market. Good, healthy gambling
always pays those who don't gamble.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-16

THE time is getting short for the
presidential bee in the bonnets. If it is
to gather honey this season it will need
to be uncommonly busy.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-16

Now IF the Robert street organ will
let Spring alone. she'll soon be all right
and do shiny work.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-16
The Turning Down of G enius.

Life.
Wages Ito young matron with the per-
ambuIator)-Good morning, Mrs. Full
blooml Are You taking the son out for
an airing, or the heir out for a stunning?
Mrs FulIblooni-Neither. MIR. Wages.
Baby is girl.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-16

THE wet season has touched Russ ia
enough to relieve fears of a repetition
OF the drouth. But they have not been
buying much wheat from this country.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-16

As ST. JOHN is not to be in the hands
Of his friends at the Omaha convention,
DONNELLY should see that his friends
have hands large enough.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-16

DAILY AND SUNDAY.
! VI in advance. Sic 90 ) mos. in ady..S2 90
q m in advance. > 90 weeks in adv. 90
One month. ...S5c-
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-16

TRI-WEEKLY- Daily- Monday, Wednesday
and Friday.)
W in advance. 81 co Is mos. in adv..S2 %
) months in advance. - 81 o.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-16
HOW TO Win at GamhIing.

THE Republican kickers are looking
for seats in the HARRISON band wagon.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-16
ECHOES OF THE STREET.

The Indian mounds on Dayton's bluff
would make one of the most natural and de-
Sirable parks in the city, 1t has long been
recomm ended for that purpose. and the
park commission, not only the present but
the past commissions, has sadly neglected
the interests of the city in not securing the
land needed ere this. Delay means N ost
i'm portant thing to the axpayers. and each
years delay means so much added value to
the property, and increases the diff C uty
that will be experienced in securing the
property for park purposes
Il
There can be no doubt that the Indian
mounds will make a most popular park.
Yesterday the mounds were visited by sew
eral hundreds of citizens. not only residents
of the bluff. but from every section of the
city. If the park commissioners want to get
down to something definite they cannot do
anything better than prosecuting the scheme
making the Indian Mound park realty,
and not name.
Il
Some tall kicking has recently been done
by residents on Dayton's bluff, and the rea-
son is the withdrawal of several trains run
mig on the East Seventh street cable line.
A fiVe-minute service was given UP to a
couple OF weeks ago. when the road equip
ment was reduced bv three trains, making
the service a seven. minute one. A great
deal of annoyance has been oeeasioned by
this change. You have not only longer in
teryaltO wait fora car. but there is The added
dlscomfit of haying to crowd yourself into
an already too crowded car. 1t should be
the aim Of the city railway officials not only
to provide a quick service of cars. but also
furnish adequate accommodation for the
people This is notdone at present on East
Seventh street
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-16

SUNDAY ALONE.
Vt in advance. So 20 ) mos. i'll adv. SOC
m. in advance. 90 I m. il advance. zoe
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-16

WEEKLY ST. PAUL GLOBE.
p wear 81 six mo-, 65c Three mo-. SOC
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-16

ST. PAUL GLOBE SUBSCRIPTION RATE
DAILY Nor INCLUDING sunday
VI in advance. IS 90 m in advance 90
8 N in advance. 90 weeks IN adH' W
One month TIC.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-16

that the church can make no mistakes.
But every one except Roman Catholics
sees that the church has made mistakes.
| can see how John Henry Newman
might go to Rome if he must have
historical eccleSasticiSm, after conclud-
ing that the Anglican church was not
the ecclesiasticism of Jesus. But can
discover far different issue to his per-
p!exity il he saw clearly that in neither
the Anglican nor the Roman stsnse did
Jesus ever found church.
What should be the practical rela-
tions of the churches in view of history,
and in view of present facts? 1t seems
To me idle for either Pedestrians or
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-03-03
MORNING SMILES.

Alyy-''Do YOU think, my love, that
your father will consent to our mar
riagc?' Angeiy-"Of course, papa will
be very sorry to lose me, darling"
Algy-"But | will say 10 him that in
stead OF losing a daughter he will gain
II sonr' Angely-"I wouldn't do that.
love, if you really want me. Papa has
three such son living at home now, and
he's Il little bit touchy on the point
IId-BHS.
Miss Footlite-" 'Tilda, l want you to
run down to the druggists and gct.some
rouge" 'Tllda-"Would you mind
gib'n me n ordah ?' 81 gavo you the
money, didn't I?' "Yassum. But dey
might tink l wanted it TO- myself. /
doan' want people to think I paints."-
Indianapolis Journal.
Dolley-"Wcll, old fellow, I asked
Miss Amy last night to marry me, and
she declined" Goslin-"Did she de.
liberate, as though hcsitating to pain
your D~olley-"No; she produced her
negative by the instantaneous process"
-Lfarper'S Bdzar.
My Trend, l am sorry to see you IN
your present state. Turn aside before
it is too late. Do not the horrors OF de-
lirium tromens territy your" "Delirium
tremens be hanged; l married a snake
charmer. Life.
Father" said Mrs. Hicks to her hus-
band, "let's 90 down and hear that boy
preacher tonight. I'm very much in
terested in him. He and my grand
father were schoolmates. "-Harper'S
Bd,ur.
Customer Ito bird fancier)-"How
much ior.this parrot% Fancier-"Eivo
hundred dollars" Customer-"Whew!
Isn't that rather steep?" Fancier-
"No-he can't talk."-Epoch.
"0h," she exclaimed, chow can you
drink beer! It's such bad form" 81
know it is" scplied the reckless young
man. Wits BAD form, but good TASTE"
= Washington Star.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-03-03
AFTER THE GRIPPE,
Tho Grippe Kcsponsibio for More DEATHS
After Recovery Than During Its Course.
How TO Avoid the. Danger.

Tho Grippe %Rosponsibio for More Deaths
After Recovery Than During its Course.
How 10 Avoid tho, Danger.
Grippe. In Itself. Is bad enough, facilitating
enough, but It Is the alter effects. the SlOwnCs,
Of recovery tina. give II It's great danger. In
most cases. the person did not have sufficient
vitality TO rally after tho disease Itself had pass.
cd. The forces OF nature were too weak to con.
Tend with the debility which tho Grippe had
left
It Is sad to think how many people have died
WHIT might have been saved II nature had been
properly assisted aud fortified after tho Grippe
had been driven from the system. Many physl.
clans realized this fact, md assisted their pa.
ilents over the dangerous after effects by braclng
up and stimulating their systcmS This WINS.
and can be done In but one way and that Is by tho
steady and moderate use Of some pure yGt power
iul Stlmulant. There Is but ono Rbso lutOly purC
md medicinal Stimulant known TO tho SrOiOs.
sion aud to tho public. md that Is Dui'y's luro
Malt Whisky. Tho most prominent scientists
and physicians Of tho land endorse It's purity
aud value. !, 1, not new whiskcy, 1t has been
before the public for years. II Is not a cheap
detection, hut 4 pure distillation II impHrtI u
tone to the system possible III no other manner
and sends the blood Coursing through the veins
with renewed viSOr. II Is superior IN every re-
spcct and however much any inscriptions
druggist or grocer may seek TO lead you to be-
lerc 10 the contrary do not be deceived.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-03-03
BREAKFAST BUDGET.

Tho First Iowa cdvalry has been look
ing Tor years for Lieutenant Graves. OF
the Third Missouri Confederate cavalry,
who once savcd the lives Of Il captain
and sixteen mel belonging TO that regi-
mcnt. Lieutenant Graves has been dis
covered living in Texas, has accepted an
invitation to attend the next reunion OF
the First; and will DO presented with n
testimonial.
Until recently tho bishop Kcmper
memorial window, In 81. Paul's Episco.
pal church, Milwaukee, was regarded rs
tho most costly colored glass window in
tho United States; but 1t Is now said 10
DO outdonc by n window in st. Paul's
Methodist Episcopal church, Newark,
n. j., which is reported 10 have cost
$4,000.
A Mississippi man who has counted
tho number Of seeds In n bushel OF va.
rious grains found that corn went r.
1870; wheat, $4,000; peas, 100, 1880; cot
tonsGed l64, l66. This item would have
moro value il it stated the kind OF corn,
wheat and pcasc selected for the exper-
iment.
John Pagan, tho engineer OF tho train
which drew Abraham Lincoln from In
dianapolis TO Cincinnati on his way TO
Washington, in 1861, has just resigned
ns master mechanic Of the Santa Fc rail-
road ut Atchison, Kansas, Il position hc
has held for twenty.ono years.
Mr.. Noble, Il Cambridge Mass. sculp.
tor, is makingfor exhibition at tho Chi
cage fnir n bronze statue 10 represent
n man perfectly proportional accord
ing to the ideas OF DR.. Sargent, the ply
steal director Mt Harvard.
II is q matter OF record that 1850
dollars were coined in 1904, yet only
eight samples arc known to exist, and
those that are i'll good condition are val.
ued at 5 1000 each.
There is famine in southern Mexico,
in western Russia, in northeastern
China, in the Indian Presidency Of
Bombay and in several parts Of north
ern Africa.
All other things being equal, 4 bari
tone voice in a man and a contralto
voice in q woman will wear better and
last longer than any OF the others.
In proportion to its population New
Hampshire stands first among all the
states in the amount OF its savings bank
deposits.