Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1892-05-07


forgets an insult. sir. just make e
mote of that / rave been deeply
wounded in my most sensitive feelings.
and ridicule has peer heaped on my
personal appearance. Nought but
b-b-blud. and a good deal OF il. a
wipe the insult out"
With these words. Vermicilli melted
ma estically from the room and was
seen afterwards. A sigh OF re-
lief escaped the lips OF all present and
the company made a wild break for
ding supper was prepared. including
all the delicacies of the season. en-
bracing sardines and pie.
When the proclamation was given
out in the country that a grand tour
nament was to be held, Of which the
Princess Clara was + o be the first
prize, the novelty Of the proposal set
the whole nation on fire. The news
spread like magic, and all the young
men had high hopes OF winning the
prize. The proposed applicants inn
mediately commenced to groom them
selves and made shaving. curling and
milk and cologne baths the business of
their lives.
Every young man in the kingdom
concluded TO put in a bid, besides sew
eral large foreign delegations. At
last the grand day arrived and great
was the hustle and c5mmotion through
out the city. AT the hour set for the
tournament all the citizens hocked t.
the lists. which were rapidly filling
with the most beautiful youth known
to the world Of chivalry.
High and inscrutable. on a hand.
made throne OF scantling and three
ply carpeting. sat the princess. blind
ing the eyes OF the populace with her
v%oluptuous beauty. Soon the trumpets
sounded for the beginning of the
tourney. and the nervous contestants
began slowly to file past the Princess
Clara. On they came with proud
majestic step, each with a mute APP
peal in his eyes and a sweet smile on
his features. For hours they trotted
up and down in the hot sun. but none
OF them appeared to come up to the
proper majesty and p%rincely bearing.
Kings there were and emperors, and
counts, dukes and earls in droveA All
alike failed to awaken one responsive
chord in the breast OF the Princess
Clara and it began TO look as though
there would be no choice. and heavy
was the disappointment OF the crowd.
Suddenly a solitary trumpet was heard
and a new contestant appeared. AS
soon az he showed up in the lists. il
was quite evident to the crowd that
he would capture the prize. Tall.
dark and kingly. he trod the earth as
though he owned it.
What great king is that? He will
be the lucky n How princely he
walks!"
When he reached the throne he sa-
luted the princess with ma estic grace,
and hesitated as though conscious Of
his powerful charms. With a roseate
blush the Princess Clara signifed to q
lackey that he might inform the beau.
tiful stranger that the prize was
awarded TO him. Bowling low, the
stranger mounted the throne and
raised the hand OF the princess to his
lips amid the ~deafening cheers OF the
multitude. and the happy couple were
Immediately surrounded by the king
and courtiers who profered hearty
congratulations Suddenly an idef
seemed to strike his majesty. Stand.
ing reverently before the stranger. h,
asked in a tone of interest and admi
ration;
Noble sir would your highnes.
have any objections of informing Vi
of your name and ~lineage?"
Certainly not" replied the stran
ger; here is my card. Il am a New
York hotel clerk. l use 10 pound
gong at the Fifth Avenue. "-Texa
Siftings.