Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1892-11-12

1S-Iofed bath they nut me through"
~ hat Is It makes Z ar price so dearW
| hise in the dairy products here
~ ny are you wrapped 10 muslin thinT
nat your good money may win"
y DaE is 10 makes you smell 50 sWeetY'
/ Answering more is not discreet"
! Zine giIt-rdge butter.
I IN the queen.
Best Of all u!e0margariue."
Boston Transcript
With all his practice the devil has
never improved on the first hypocrite.
RAMS Horn
Men 20 down to the sea in ships, but
| they get over the bay in schooners.
! BAghaMt0B Leader
There are people who want religion.
but they don't want enough to spoil
them for anything else. Ranl's Horn.
ave have no highway robbers now. +"
True; bat we have plenty of fraternal
endowment societies. Boston gazette
When man pictures a heaven for
himself he always has his cAn man
sion right in the center of it.-Rqns'S
Horn.
Nothing is more indicative of the
selfish greed Of man than the numer-
Gus pockets in his clothes -GalUe8toa
NeJ0s.
Cast your bread upon the water and
you will have chicken soup such as
they advertise in free lunch.-Hazleton
Sentinel.
in order to live well, said the man
who rejuvenates wearing apparel, Il
must be careful to dye well. - Wash
ltgton Star.
Johnsou-"What are you saving
your money for-next winters amuse-
ments?' ThOmpson-"No, last win
ter's. ~ T. Heraa.
Dotley (who notes her black velvet
ribbons -"You are in half mourning?"
Dorothy my half brother is
dead. Brooklyn Life.
Doctor, wish you'd prescribe for
my complexion" Certainly, madam. "
returned the doctor, and be wrote;
81 ct it alone. - Tit-Btts.
The Italians may be light-hearted
enough people in their own country,
but here it is common to find them in |
the dumps. IeJas SyltagS.
The heresy case against Prof. Smyth
has been reopened. but it is hoped that
the case against John Huss will be lsft
closed. -Prooldence Journal.
She-"I wish it were the beginning
of summer instead of the end" He
Il don't. We weren't engaged then"
She-"I was. "-Harper's Bazar.
1t has not yet occurred to the die
tionary-makers to classify "phono-
graph" as a feminine noun simply be-
cause it talks back. PHILADELPHIA
Times.
Are you married or single?" asked
the census-taker of the lady of the
house. We'll, | hardly know" she
replied; you see the jury disagreed"
LIFE.
If tha coal combine is determined to
ADVANCE prices every time the courts
iecde against it the people will soon
INSIST on final decision that will wipe
t out.-MtlWaHtee Journal.
well, do you regret the end Of your
ummering, Alice?' Very much. /
lad such delightful timer what
lid You do mosJly?" played solitaire
With ack."-Hqrpsr's Bqsar.
an y ~ ~ , A1I;aoRPe' now awfully thin
ION see, my present diet is trine
,werflra AEbaf are Won lf,inr ~ 10, D. +
NV wife's relations. - Fa,la,l FoIls
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lanv and 50 wnn Iess wisk II baing S
uown as a ewapk. ~ Hagbfaatoa Stgg7
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D'17sH "lIe mas tAe most perfect
,pfdar,o 3, hia,p ~ . q
ed man tells tbat SORT If stu ~
3ut she proves H. She lends him
loney to play poker with. - b,dj1n-
go}is Journal
nga,,o;rb 81 In, - Il
n, anan.7b I'M IN a,1 siIa.y Women i,
larry a woman who knew more en- tba ~ 5
did" Rudeleigb And i Van boro q
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