The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1892-04-28
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-Tssebst Mary AID vbs' 10 your last
psmsf Yosss von.s-I car, tell i7'i
vel. bat ths sh.soss sfs ~ sill be Smith.
-p.lu bs pessirs sir seoai Der
aost yea iklas .of sas bii Of II. 90
The eosu.y. u !. sa'psnsise.
--Pssiasrsphr -SJs, then. Mr.. Cfo'
sss. u yoa rle.ss. ioak pleasant Tor smo'
meat losssr --ibersi You msy 90" 70
ssna roar Sslanl expression.
wife JohH. yoG slept si'b you'
cloth. 90 ls., night Husband Il kno~
a. didni wsni 10 tie that nreh'ie ove'
sssip.
He Upon ny sord. think I've gone
throssh every sIperiseoe exeep, hsnsips'
She Chesr upi there's ehspee for ihs'
yea
-This would be q pleasant world 10
son. respects Il women bad ~ much con-
GdeGes 10 their hnshsnd's word % they
have In the uord Of peddler.
The married man uho interrupts
while hls vile !. giving him . curtain lee
ture Only delays the time Of bis going 10
sleep.
-sai,or- came to ask Tor your
d.ush,ers hand. Her Father = She Is my
only dsu tb.et saitot Well. cir, one is
oil / went.
-Iiiior (Oi oountry psper) Any pswsi
Assistant No Everythins's dull. Edi'
tor-T.ke The office boy ont into the
wood. snd lose him, and then write 1t up
a. q case Of mysterious dissppesrsnce
--Birgo Il vish you would try some al'
cohoi 90 ibis COS. and zee II You can se'
some OF the spots out Mrs. Bingo-
Their len !, suy alcohol left, bu.you might
breathe on IT,
II like the bonnet very much. II Ia
simply IL dream Of beauty. But do you
,hiat il matcLes my compleIionf No, !
don't ,hiak II does. Blu. tina. needn't
cause you suy trouble. You can easily FIX
your com pleIion to match the bonnet.
Making sacrifices: P.ps-Wcll. girls,
shaG b.ve you done for the good OF the
ehufon during the season OF pensncof
Bess (sih a sudden stack OF bravety)-
Molly hasn't done much OF anything. but
--I-him -er, I've promised to marry the
new rector.
Whist particular incident 10 the life oil
George Washington marked bis uudsunl'
Cd coufsgef asked the teacher. He mar
ried . widow, ms'am. replied Benny
Bloombumper,
Az Ursen, Case Poor Patient II sent
for You doctor. because know yon are q
noted physician, but | feel IL my duty TO
inform YOU that | haven't over $50 to my
name. DIR, Bisiee Very WE'LL then. we
must try TO cure you up as quickly rs pos
sible.
Professor An statistics prove that the
blond women are more Miicult to get on
with than the brunsttes. Astonished Au'
ditor Are you certain Of thati Professor
Its fact, AstonisLed Auditor Then
! do believe my wife dyes her hsirl
-Bisss What do you think Of this DR..
Boliy.rs nerve medicine that's adver,isi
ed 10 much3 Gibbs lite y good thing
Why, know man 10 the clothing bnsi'
uess 10 this city who commenced 10 use i.
. month ago, and nov he's advertising.
Men's oil wool suits for Sc.
You say your husband has tried 10
give up smoking. but csn',' Yes Why
doesn't he try an ocean voyage' What
good would tbs, do him. 1t might cure
him. | have friend who went on N
ocesn voyage and the first day at ses he
gave up everything.
Fresh Applican, Is there an opening
here for = brigh. young msn9 Senior
Proprietor What can you do9 Applicant
(conhden,ly) Anything. Proprietor
Very well: take my chair bere and tell me
hov TO ruu this business on . profitable
basis. We've been waiting forty years for
you to be born.
briggs That vas = narrow escape
Bildefsste had. wasn't III You know be
vas lost shout 10 marry . girl when be
found that she spent $500 year on her
dressss Gibbs - Yes. but he's married,
oil the zane True. but he dido't marry
that eirl. He didn't who did he marry
then3 der dressmaker.
Mrs. MsiAour (si.er proudly showing
her family treasures 10 new neighbors li''
tie daughter: Have you any such heir
looms Of home. my little dear7 Little
dear with dignity: No m. ! guess our
folks W. always rich noush 10 throw
away their old things sn buy neu ones.
Little Dick There goes Johnny Smart
on safety. He's the brightest boy In
town. Father Ho~ so' He go, bimseli
rich father. Humpbl | dont nnder
stsnd. Why. his real father died. 40
then % osiul rich man got acquainted
With bi. mother, but be didn't like john
ny. be pretended be vas sick and goin' to
die; and then. alter The rich man married
his mother. be got well.
Hard 10 Get A,.-A Summer boarder
once said 10 small boy dressed Ia broad
sttsu bat. . ginsh.m waist, long trousers
and bare feet: Hello. little boy. Whist 10
your nsmsf same ~ pas, said the boy
Whats your pas namei Same - mine. ]
mean Wis, DO ihef call you when they call
You 70 breakfast They don't nuvvef call
me 10 breakfast Why dent ,heyi Cause
j allus sit there the iusi cue.