The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1892-01-02

vi SsceAct. WIN ~''e" VI '"o '0t'r'
tO "get their vans ready for the
shock the year swing which like
the one upon wht Ne are now enter
ing, MAS leap weed OF the twenty then
given but three so6oin with US still I'M
married. e
folioNing il 3 pftial list Of young,
old aud intermedo representatives of
the sternsr rex ~ are ploiding along
apparently uncnogulcus Of tho injune-
ton that imam dnll no, live alone. 4"
Take them up sen01. weigh them care
fully. aud whs0oRsr doubt arises
never question - a moment Tns
HxRALp's vseaG1 for truth:
=. B-starts ~ hs' because he isn't
proud even u b = nsr.,S. Is regular
ladies' man. u osu liked, but handle
him geaiiv. gtTiA
Cha Few fsJe vsss asrh afraid
that this v0tsag Nh Is oat d the mar
ket- lie u such pretty man and Is ~
richly endowed With winning ways that
his hear, is surely tangei by this time.
W. LIS u beauty u the tall order,
and could b- used in sections. lilo
hasn't mn accidrn, policy that We know
Of. but loves children and talks very
little In his slcep.
Fay Give had intended u leave
this man Gut on aecolh, OF hi, tender
yrarx. but rs we always have hal u pa
icSnai feeling fos him Il woaldnt do Ia
psss him now. Is strawberry blonde.
and has pcnchant for widows. Was
the hrst man TO take mail coach into
the Black Hills. Has L-cn held up n
dozen times by road agents, perforated
with bullets on several occasions, had
nearly every limb oe his body broken nj
some Of his life. and now In recovering
from broken leg. W. don't know
how often he. been blown up. run over
BY cars. drowned. fallen from a balloon
or poisoned. For a young lady who would
no, look we'll In mourning NO can cheer.
fully recommend Fay. BETTER men
don't exist
Jas. u. B.-words canine, rnumcratr
this gcnii.man's good qualities. A ~id-
over. who says very little but think, u
heap. Doesn't mind drrssmak-r's bills.
and can play whist With ca,cndish.
". =. MA very harry plant. Not
any better looking than the Law allows,
but then beauty Is but skin deep.
Would make handy husband around
the house. and wouldn't object To keep.
ing up the fires at night.
Fred w.-Anoih-r tall illustration Of
large heart. The only son ii an in-
dui.rnt father and has his lifc fully In.
surc,l.
"a. Ms n rus:lcr from away back
III YOU know whcfr TIA, Isl. j. indus
ts,ous and g'ssi te,-.cr. VIII never
die of consumption.
Il. $. B.-1'his young man halls from
the wooliy Carolinas. and dear duck
Of = fellow. Il mn athlete of no mean
order. and only eats three squares n
,iAv.
". J. w.-An accomplished orator
and u versatile writer when the spirit
moves himl. Can take care of babe.
~ well n cut coupons with rs much
grace rs u Vanderbilt.
q k.-Thc model Young man. Has
yer, good opinion u himself. Knows
more and says les. than nny person In
Meekcr. Is good looking and has plenty
Of stamps postage stampsl.
Pat THE only one In the list who
can cook his own meals and do house.
work To a nicely. Some estimate his
age at 60. and others say ~. while we'll
call him u nj venture. Has seen u
great deal of the world aud wouIdn I
marry unless lie could get girl with
the proper amount Of grit. No chalk
and water tor him.
J. l.. R-Iadies. here's a priceless
jewel. Il u lineal desccndcnt Of Annie.
but isn't n bit proud even II his name is
sung In every hamlet in the country.
Doesn't drink machine oil or chew
acorns. lie will probably be carried
of by a widow with seven children.
l.. Is. Where is = pickup" for
some deserving Young lady. lie will he
indispensable at church sociables and
donation parties. Holds an Office. NO
the marriage license wouldn't cost any
thing. Don't all speak to him at once.
l.. $. X. S.-llere is a chance for
some young lady who is in n hurry.
Has travelled through India. amassed
several fortunes. and is well OF. His
mission on earth seems to be eating aud
sleeping. Can talk French. and should
have been married ytars ago.
Chas. "A long specimen Of hui
mainly Of the blonde order, who only
needs halt chance 10 show his ability.
lie has the classics at his fingers ends.
and can play second fiddle at any time.
J. W. wa real German prince.
viii make a loving husband and kind
father. but will be absent from home a
great deal.
W. McK.-A sweet. unsophisticatcd
youth who is a little reckless Mt times.
but his bump Of generosity is fully de-
veloped. lie is prize worth two bun
dies of Louisiana lottery tickets.
win $. L.-Does anyone want him
for what he is worth, and place his val
uation Yourself?
Uncle Jim.-Not in the market.
julie N.-Wants to get married. and
will say yes" to the first conner. The
lady securing julie will never be both
cred by tramps.
II. s. H.-Not picked up so easily,
but a little coaxing might bring him to