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old.fashioned pills, with their gripping and
violence.
But they're better in every way In size.
for instance, and dose. They're the smallest
and the easiest TO take only one little Pellet
is needed for n laxative-tbree for O cathar-
tic. They cleanse and regulate the system
thoroughly-but it's done easily and nat
uTally. Sick and Bilious Headache, Consti-
PATTON Indigestion, Bilious Attacks. and all
arrangements Of the Liver, Stomach and
Bowels are prevented, relieved, and cured.
They're the cheapest pin you can buy, for
they're guaranteed to give satisfaction. or
your money is returned You pay only for
value received
Something else, that pays the dealer better,
may be offered as Just us good" Perhaps
1T is, for him, but it can't be- for you.
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The removal to Chicago from Harper's Ferry
OF the old enginehou known as "John
Browns Fort" leads the Boston Advertiser to re-
mark that Virginia needs two statues, one of
John Smith at Jameston and the other OF John
Brown at Hsrper's Ferry.
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Samuel Dickie. chairman of the national Pro-
hibition committee, processes to be amused
over the suggestion that the Rev. Joseph Cook
will be his party's presidential candidate this
year, but does not commit himself further than
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The Archduchess Stephanie, widow OF the late
Crown Prince Rudolph, of Austria, who is now
reported to be engaged to marry Prince Miguel,
of Braganza, is said to have led a somewhat I'M
happy life at Vienna for these last two years
Her conduct, on the one hand, has not been such
as to win the hearty commentator OF the
kaiser; and his refusal to let her take her
10-year-old daughter about with her to the Tyrol
and elsewhere has irritated her greatly. She
Will therefore welcome the chance to escape
permanently from Vienna.
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R4TLR DADS.
NORTHERN PACIFIC RAILROAD.

Pullman Sleeping Cars, Elegant Day Coaches
and finest Palace Dining bstween Seattle ST.
Paul and Chicago without change. Connections
for all points in nited States and Canada
TRAINS LEAVE SEATTLE!
For St Paul and East
9:l5 p.
For Portland and south,
500 a. and 8: Is p. N.
l1:00 a.
For Montesano and Grays Harbor,
For Chehalis and Local,
II 100 m.
Fer Tacoma and Local,
600 and go a m; go :ot and. and 9;l5 p m.
1l:90 a. N. and 500 p. m
TRAINS ARRIVE AT SEATTLE:
From St Paul and East,
$40 q. IN.
From Portland and South,
1:l5 m. and Z rs p.
1870 snd 7:25 p, m.
From Montesano and Gray's Harbof,
From Chehalis and Local,
80 p. m
From Tacoma and Local,
e:20a m, 1850 and 1895 p. M; lis night
From Tacoma, fast trans,
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RAILROAD AND STEAMSHIP TICKETS TO
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For Rates, Routes and other information call Oh
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A. D. CHARLTON. Asst. Gen. Pass. Agt,
121 Fist ST., Portland, Or.
A. CHILBERG, City Passenger and Ticket Agent,
southeast corner Yesler avenue and Commercial
street. Olympic block, Seattle, Wash.
j. A. NADEAU, General Agent and Ticket
Agent n. P. Depot Seattle.
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Governor Mckinley has promised to make
some campaign speeches in Massachusetts, q few
he
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HooD CANAL ROUTE
STEAMER DELTA.
Carrying the United States NAH .,,,,
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POI, ss S ana Fridays for Kingston PoInt "A
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- mona homa, Dewasto. Lilliwaup Fails Hoods,
80 ~ ion City. Returning leaves Cn.oa
nv sssaoSka n. d. TRotTGAN, Massar
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The management Of the london Tssses has
utilized the telephone II unique way. Ieis-
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DACIFIC COAST STEAMSHIP COMPANY
Dispatch steamers from Seattle as follows:
For San Francisco. via Port Townsend and Vic
toria, at p. m. passengers received board at
p. M February 8, H. 1e, 20; March 4, H. IS, %
For Alaska February r. 27 March 10, IS.
From San Francisco, for Victoria and Puget
Sound ports, at a. M, February 5, II, 1e, &c;
March 4, II, 49, rs, so.
Tickets may be obtained at the Office Of the COM
pany, at Ocean dock, Seattle
GOODAL. PERKINS & CO.
General Agents. San Francisco
IT. MCCLELLAN. Superintendent Seattle.
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STEAMERS.

STEAMERS.
FAST TIME.
PORT GARDNER ROUTE
L NJ E REY HOUND
..I...EOR.,...
1DiONDS MUCKILTEO
EVERETT SWATIDWEry
LOWELL and S<oupMrSm
Leaves CITY Dock, Seattle, daily at a. M. arriv-
ing at Snohomish at 1915 D. M
Leaves Snohomish, on return trip at 1890 y m
arriving at Seattle at 5 10 D. M
connects with steamer May Queen for Snoho-
nt t,h : are through to snohOmsh. 81. Connects
Win steamer Bailey Gatzert for Tacoma
Trips daily including Sunday.
MEALS ON BOARD
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iiSS Secy.
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stauneh Republican club has been organ
lied among the students at Harvard, and, al
though 1t has been in existence scarcely two
months, numbers already some AS members in.
GLIDING many of the most prominent men in
college, both intellectually and socially. The
club will have list OF 100 honorary members,
selected from among prominent graduates OF
Harvard. Congressman Henry Cabot Lodge has
shown much interest in the new organization,
and General James S. Garrison and Major Nc
Kiuley have also manifested their good viii to-
ward it
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Fired Just right
Liver, Stomach,
and Bowels, by
DR.. Pierce's Pleas
ant Pellets. They
do it in Just the
right way, too
by using Natures
own methods.
That's W h Y
! they're better
fh10 fha dreadful
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Fast TIME
EVERETT AND LOWELL
The Elegantly Equipped Steamer
STATE OF wASHIN GToN
Every Morning Except Sunday at $50, 0em
Baker Il Co s Dock.
RETURNIN9s
Arrives Seattle at p n.
FOR TACOMA:
Every Evening Except sunday a. 6:3A
Il W. BAKER q 90.
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phone wires have been laid in the underground
railway tunnel between the composiug-room in
Printing House square and the parliamentary
reporters gallery in the house of commons A
eopy-reader placed at the telephone reads the
steno-raphie turns" from the notebook as last
as it is possible Tor the compositers to take them
on their type-setting machines in the Times
building mile and half away At first the
reporters did not take kindly to the innovation,
but when they found that they could dictate
their notes direct to thu composing-room with
out the trouble OF transcribing them they began
to look at the arrangement in ar entirely differ
ent light Proofs, OF course, are sent to them
for correction. Each machine can produce from
i've to six columns of solid minion night
Errors viii sometimes creep In, but there is no
doubt that the practice viii become permanent
one Its great advantage becomes apparent
when the fact Is considered that the Tines
Is able, by adopting it, to print in time for the
q. NJ newspaper trains going to all points Of the
United Kingdom the whole of the debates,
which are often continued until a. m.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-11-24
CLIPPER CHEsTNUrA.

us my son thorough In his schoolwork
Mr. Pedagogy" asked Bosbyshell. "Yes.
he Is" said the teacher HE shows tend.
eDcy to go TO the bottom Of everything.
think he will be foot OF his class in few
days."-Harper's Bazaar.
He (anxiously)-Y You are not your own
dear self tonight, sweetheart. She (pas-
sively)-No, darling. am yours.-Life.
Hylo-My wife is acting in a way that
makes metboroughly uncomfortable. Byte
She acts like an angel, think. Hylo-
That's not 1t. always know by that she
is going to ask me for more money than
usual:-Chicago Inter Ocean.
IL hear the dealers are going to raise the
prices Of sealskin sacks this winter" II
hope they'll be more successful than am.
I've been trying to raise the price OF one
for the past three years. "-Binghamton
Republican.
Walter had been on the ocean day and
night, and when land appeared he said,
ooh, mamma, I'm so glad TO see the dirt
again. Companion.
Chicago Girl-What would you do II
you were in my shoes' st. Louis Girl
I'd get lost, I'm afraid. Life.
It is supposed that the lions into whose
den Daniel was thrown were society lions.
They didn't take any notice Of him. it will
be remembered.-Bo Transcript
81 wonder whether hanging is painful
DEATH Some people say it isn't at all 30. 4"
cit must be. Doesn't everybody say that
there's nothing so painful as suspenseF'-
Pick Ne Up
4 contemporary lays down number OF
rules Of action in case Of ones clothes
taking fire. One Of them is ito keep as
cool as possible "-Tit-Bits.
Teacher-If any pupil can answer let her
raise her hand. Well, Mary, you tell.
Mary-Please, marin, I don't know. "Then
why did you raise your hand'" Couldn't
help 1t, marin. Uncle John gave Mo this
ring last evening. "-Boston Transcript.
In private letter to the editor Of mag
azine the editor of the Billville Banner de-
scribes Chaucer as ''the most talented dia-
lect writer of his age. ATLANTA Constitu-
tion.
Mamma" said little girl the other
CuHt"y, why uoco MI y" AAih'"n away
say lastly in the middle Of the sermon"
-Tit-Bts.
Thunder and turf Here I've bought
concertina, and now / want TO play it
can't, as my room is too narrowP'-Dorf-
barber.
When II was heard that Mrs. Langtry
had bought yacht-for $4,000, the story
goes-the exclamation was: What does
she want of a yacht She can't play on
it," "She can play as we'll there as she
can in theater, was the answer, 10 which
there was no Standardization Tran
script.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-11-24
Cannon Misconcentinns.

In his latest book Mr.. W. Hudson cor
reefs a common error concerning the puma.
by stating that on this South American
pampas this powerful animal never attacks
man except IN self defense, and that even
an unprotected child may sleep on the
plain in security Mr.. T. B. COmstock, Of
Tucson. A. T., confirms the statement,
adding that many other animals of repnted
ferocity-including the grizzly and CHINA
mon bears-jDterfere with dad only under
strong provocation. He finds the same to
be true Of venomous reptiles and insects
as the rattlesnake, "gila monster" taran-
tula, scorpion, etc.-which bite only when
escape seems to be impossible. Even the
Brazilian boa constructor does not seek hui
man victims, and natives about tropical
rivers declare that the alligator harms
only drunken men.-Ohio State Journal.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-11-24

The bards Of the Hudson may sing Of the
melon.
Its smooth jetty seeds and It's ripe, rudy
core, -
And the feast ofthe reaper with ecstasy dwell
Reclining at noon on the cool, breezy shore.
For me. the rich soil OF New England produces
An Offering more dear to the taste And the
eye
The bright yellow pumpkin-how mellow its
juices,
When tempered with ginger. and bak'd into
pye!
Let others with dsinties their appetite pamper.
And gaze with delight on the splendors OF
plate;
Be stunned with hustle. and bid pages scam
per
Such pleasures as these resign to the great:
But give me the feast when no knives and
forks clatter.
Where each to the neat cherry table draws
nigh.
And carves for himself from the broad earthen
platter
A slice Of the sweet, yellow. smooth pumpkin
There are those who delight in the fg and the
raisn,
In quaffing the milk from the cocoanuts
shell;
Some the olive and pomegranate lavish their
praise on.
The oranges glow and the pinespple's smell.
leave them the products Of both Of tho In
dies.
And all the rich fruits Of . tropical sky:
Their exquisite juices and havors and tinges.
And ask no dessert save tho sweet pumpkin
pye.
Then hail TO the muse Of the pumpkin and
onioni
The Frenchman may laugh and the English
man sheer
At the land Of the Bible and psalm book and
Bunyan;
Still. still to my bosom her green hills are
dear.
Her daughters are pure as her bright crystal
fountains,
And Hymen. il ever thy blessings I try,
Oh, give me the girl Of my own native noun
tains
Who knows how to temper the sweet pump
Tin pye.
Boston Sentinel nslS.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-11-24
Shine and Shadow.

Said she. MY darling. do not 10
Until the moon Is clouded;' so
He waited for DINNER light
In which to bid his love good night"
But when the cloud came sailing by
And darkness shrouded earth and sky,
He paused TO steal one farewell kiss
And-iiugered at the font of bliss.
Before the final word was said
The moon again shone overhead,
And he decided not TO fly
Until another cloud came by.
But when again came an eclipse,
Again there was touch of lips,
And Gro the parting kiss was DER
The moon was shining as before.
And thus IL went. He could not say
'Goodby" when all was bright as day,
And when the clouds came by twas when
He'd other pressing business then.
would not DO afraid TO bet
They'd be there saying good night" yet
Had not the dawn the heavens lit
And warned them IL was tima TO Quit.
Nixon Waterman In Chicago Times.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-11-24
LIKE LIGHTNING.
Pretty Hard.

In the matter of picturesque expression
there is no one to excel y bright Hibernian.
A judge was questioning an lrishman.
says an exchange.
HE took you by the throat and choked
you, did hep asked the judge.
HE did, sor," said Pat. Sure, sor, ne
sqnazed me throat till ! thought he would
make cider out of me Adams apple. -
Youths Companion.
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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-11-24
The Silver Lining.


When poets sing OF lovers woes
And blighted lives and thr0bs and throes
And neutrality-suspicious. only knows
It's all pose.
am poet, too. you know;
4. too, was young once, long ago,
And wrote such stun myself, and 20
ought to know.
for my stricken heart found balm
In sonnets 10 Amanda's calm
Higa brow. or Julia's lily palm
Or perfect arm.
Which. when she scorned. did resign
10 names and go into decline?
Not much When sonnets fetched per line
Enough 10 dine.
80, reader. when you read in print
A poets woe-beware and stint
fonr tears--and take this gentle hint
IL Is his mint.
When Julia's fair as fiowery mead"
Or when she makes his heartstrings
bleed"
Know then she's furnishing his feed
or fragrant weed
Aud even as you read-who knows,
Like cannibal that eats bis foes,
de dimes of Julias heart that froze,"
Or cheek OF Rose"
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-11-24
To II Photograph.

Two eyes that laugh through waving golden
hair
Like rippled pools the sunlit ferns between,
Whom early summers perfume laden air
Stirs soft as signs from Egypt's lolling queen
Two lips that pout in saucy merrfment,
AS rosebuds closed that foil the lover bees;
Two rounded checks. where color came and
went,
Like light and shade beneath the swaying
trees;
A snowy neck, full throated, fit for song,
And bust that's not Of matron nor OF maid,
But OF that sweet han season-not for long
When womanhood's part that's newly
played.
The whole a com bination TO command
A cynic's admiration. full confessed;
Not even envy's heart could e'er withstand
Such pleading sweetness, though In beauty
dressed.
Fer thes-a king HIS kingdom might forswear.
Astronomers Forget the latest star,
4 sage the cap and jingling bells might wear.
hut m blamed II remember who you are.
-pstroit Tribune.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-11-24
A boomerang.

~ am not worthy of you, Maud. I am
not all l should be-. have not made the
most Of my opportunities. But love you.
Will you be mine"
Acting upon your advice, my dear
George" returned the fair young girl, 81
am constrained 10 say no. must have g.
man who is worthy Of me. "-Harper's
Raxar
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-11-24

"If give you meal" said Mrs. Barlow
to tramp. "of course you will chop up
some kindling for mep'
Madam" replied the tramp, when
was mere child I remember that neigh.
Dor Of ours, while az work on the wood pile.
was struck In the temple by dying chip
and instantly killed. Child a. was, ! saw
the danger Of such . practios ~ wood.
chopping, and solemrly resolved never to
have anything to do with II. OF course
you would not have me break my row after
keeping 10 % long ."--Exehsnse.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-11-24
Men ALWAYS Look for Votes.

Isabella Beecher Hooker says a man told
her recently that suffrage for women would
mean the death Of chivalry In the mascu-
line nature. IF you vote like man, you
can stand up in the horse car like man. I
would never rise to give you my seat, !" said
be.
I'm that case" replied Mrs. Hooker,
"when have vote, 20 many men In the
horse car will jump TO Offer me seat ]
,han,k nAad xnuxA n-Nav York RAonxdsr.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-11-24
1t Was All Right.

An old woman walked into bank the
other day ia Inverness. threw down her
deposit book and said she wished to draw
all her money. Having got it she retired
to a corner Of the room and counted it. She
then marched up to the teller and ex-
claimed: AYE, that'll doe. ma man. Jist
pit it back again. only wanted TO see II
It was a. RIGHT. "-Dundee News.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-11-24
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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-11-24
Too Conscious.

For at least two months after a man Ia
married he never goes down the aisle to his
seat in church without feeling IN the back
of his neck that everybody is looking at
him. AS matter Of fact, nobody is pay.
ing HIM the least attention. Everybody is
staring at the bride.-Somerville Journal.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-11-24
On Change.

Stranger in board of trade galIery)-I
suppose those operators that are standing
around with their hands in their pockets
and not saying anything are watching their
opportunities.
Cynical Chicago Man-Yes, their rob
bertunities. Chicago Tribune,
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-11-24
Made Some Difference.

Artist suppose you're joking to offer
ninepence for picture like thisi Why,
the canvas cost shilling.
Picture Deaier-Very likely, my good
sir. But when you bought it, 1t was clean.
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The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-11-24
A Vivid Illustration.

Skidmore-Can you think of an illustra-
ton Of the scientific truth that motion pro-
daces heat?
Snooper-When my wife's tongue moves
! get uncomfortably warm.-Detroit Free
Press
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-11-24

1t is satisfactory to learn that during
last year only one person in 100000 pas
sengers was killed by q railway accident
In England.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-11-24

Ainsworth r. Spofford has been at the
head of the library in Washington for
more than a quarter OF century. He is
one of the best authorities on books in the
world.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-11-24

A bust or portrait Of Shakespeare, any
q al Of hts works handsomely bound, per.
hsps pocket edition. u alwsys'a suitable