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Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-10-06
No more germans, no more balls;

No more germans, no more balls;
No more teas and no more calls;
No more dinners-lunch of hash
III - no more cash.
Kind lady-Here's an old dress-shirt
my husbands. which is the best can do for you
Tramp-You haven't pair of plain pearl stud
have you?
Kind lady-Why. what do you want studs fol
The shirt doesn't open in the front
Tramp-1 know it. madam. But l may be II
vited to musicale hop tonight, and alwa!
like to be prepared.
NEW LIGHTS ON NATURAL HISTORY.
I said to tiny Margery-she of the sapphir
eyes
pray tell me, Mistress Midget. you're so very
very wise;
You who go to kindergarten and learn heaps
things each day,
What the very ferces: of all the beasts ofpreys
II thought you KNEW she answered with fiji
judicial air.
'sThe three most fercest beasties is two lions 81
bear.''
Trivvet-A good many people are d
manding the abolition of walking delegates.
Dieer-True, and If the walking delegates 70
low their Usual procedure there will be son
duels.
Trivvet-Why?
Dicer-WeII they are accustomed to call me
out.
'I'm going into it and put it through
Ifyou were half man you'd do 1t too"
1--WE no objections. sir; but then, you see,
am not half man-though you may be-"
Mrs. Caindown Ito modiste)-You no
T fah Tho oha tn ha rnad
shall expect it to be the most conspicuous OBJECT;
the ball.
Modiste-Yes, madame. 1t shall be SO. One lit
point as to the covering of the arm and bosom.
Mrs. Caindown-Oh, as to that, 1t Is immah
rial. will leave 1t to your own indiscretion.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-10-06

Where Grover Will Reside.
New York Recorder.1
His address during the next four years will
be Gray Gables.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-10-06

THERE are still five weeks left in which
the Democratic party may stultify itself by
disregarding the truth in denying the bene-
fits of Protection.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-10-06

AT present rates the Third Party will be
ready tor burial in the South before Novem-
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-10-06

Now that bank robbers have been killed
in the midst of their la lawbreaking. it is to be
hoped that the desperndoes of the railroads
will on some occasion in the near future
meet with d similar and equally deserved
fata
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-10-06
May Get q Black Eye:

Minneapolis Tribune.l
Mr.. Cleveland is said to have his eye on
Minnesota. II he doesn't take it off he will
see stars on election day.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-10-06

sion OF its faith adopted at its national con-
vention. At any rate that is the only legiti-
mate basis for an estimate OF its Intentions
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-10-06

States electoral vote. It is the belief OF
many Democrats in Kansas and other West.
ern States that fusion at this time with the
Alliance crowd means that the Democratic
House or Represen tatives will finally name
the next President"
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-10-06

THERE is rather too much snap about the
New York anti-snappers to suit those Demo
cratic leaders who are laboring so hard for
harmOny,
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-10-06

ANDREW CARNEGIE found q somewhat
chilling atmosphere at Ayr.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-10-06
TERMS OF JHE DISPATCH.

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WEEKLY DISPATCH, One Year. / Is
THE DAILY DISPATCH is delivered by carriers at
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accents per week.
REMITrANCES SHOULD ONLY BE MADE BY
CHECK. MONEY ORDER, OF REGISTERED
LETTER.
P0STAGE-Sunday issue and all triple number
copies. &c; single and double number copies, lc.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-10-06

THE campaign manufacture Of clay busts
is suggestive of broken idols in November.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-10-06

Cor. Smithfield and Diamond Streets.
News Rooms and Publishing House, rs
and so Diamond Street, New Dispatch
Building.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-10-06
JOLLYIsaIs FROM JUDGE.

Gummey-You have hay-fever, haven
you?
GIanders-No; don't think it's hay-fever th
year.
Gummey-It seems to me the same thing you ha
last year.
Glanders-Perhaps: but it isn't hay-fever thi
time, You see, can't afford TO go way with it
No more germans, no more balls;
No more teas and no more calls;
No more dinners-lunch of hash
- T. no more cash.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-10-06

EASTERN ADVERTISING OFFICE, ROOM 70,
TRIBUNE BUILDING. NEW YORK. where
complete files of THE DISPATCH can always be
found.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-10-06
,SNESS QEEIC

Vol. a., No. 245-Entereu at Pittsburg Posto1ice
November, 1857, as second-cass matter.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-10-06

THE DISPATCH is on sale at LEADING HOTELS
throughout the United States, and at Brentano's,
5Union Square, New York, and IL Avenue de
Opera, Paris, France.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-10-06

J. G. MULLEN, one of the Oldest con-
ductors on the Pennsylvania road, was
married Tuesday evening to Mrs. Margaret
NJ Stephenson. Tine couple left for the West
on their wedding tour. hey viii be at
home later at 127 Larimer avenue.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-10-06

w
OF the aliens in Wisconsin. over 50 per cent
o. those in Ohio and over "a per cent of
those in Minnesota are returned as not
speaking the English language.
INTEREST in the Kansas contest increases
as the election approaches. An observer
VINO probably looked through Cleveland
spectacles says of the situation in the State:
Kansas has the biggest political fight on
her hands now that she has ever known. 1t
is struggle to the death between the Re-
publicans on the one side and the Democrats
and third party men on the other. Not
withstanding all that has been said to the
contrary, can assure you that the fusion of
the Democrats and Populists is thoroughly
genuine-at least so lar as tho electoral
ticket is concerned. There are about
100000 Democrats in Kansas-nen who
wo uld vote the Democratic ticket in an out
and.out fight between the two old parties.
In 1890 the Alliance party polled over 100000
votes for Governor and the Republicans
115, 900 for congressman. The Alliance mus
tered over 140 0c0 votes. about ls, 900 in excess
of the Republican Congressional vote. 1t
stands to reason that if the Democrats and
Populists should stand together this year
they could beat the Republicans from Presi-
dent down. Republicans have recently been
given lay Of hope through the call for
straight-out Democratic Convention to
nominate State officers, which was issued by
several prominent Democrats who do not
relish the idea of puttlng the State machin-
cry in the hands o. the Populists. The most
that can be expected OF this movement is
that enough votes can be diverted from tho
Fusionists to save the Legislature and the
Executive. The straight-out Democrats
have declared that they will support the
Weaver electoral ticket A feeling OF State
.pride deters them from voting for Alliance
State officers, but they think they will do
much toward the election of Cleveland by
helping Weaver beat Harrison out OF the
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-10-06

UP to this week the white registration in
Baltimore was Is, l49 short of last year, while
the colored registration was only l. S34 short.
This indicates that apathy can be found in
more than one party and in other States
except Maine and Vermont
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-23
WELL TO REMEMBER.

New YORK has twelve thousand tele-
graph boys.
THE entire coast-line of the globe is
about 1888, 0C0 miles.
THE population of America increases
by seven thousand persons n day.
THE best isinglass dissolves complete
ly in hot water, leaving no visible resd-
uum.
IT takes eighteen times the strength
to go upstairs that is required for the
same distance on level.
DIAMONDS and crystals can be listin-
guishcd from glass and paste by touch
ing them to the tongue. The diamonds
feel much colder.
TIE speakers private secretary draws
salary of $500 year, and there are
two other clerks and messenger at
his service. who divide S4,TO0 year be-
tween them.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-23
OUR NEIGHBoRs IN EUROPE.

PRINCE GEORGE will be made duke of
Kent.
PRINCE GEORGE, of Greece, has saved
the lives of two men at the risk of his
own.
THE pope hopes to be buried in the
Latcran by the side of Innocent Ill,
whose tomb he has just finished there.
THE prince of Wales has begun to
sign himself Edward" instead of cal
bert Edward" indicating that when
king he will DC Edward VII.
Ex-KING FRANCIS, of Spain, is now
the most interesting of the ''l1ings in
exile" He lives alone at Epinay, his fat
wife, ex-Qucen Isabella, residing in
Paris, and is almost n dwarf, mentally,
morally and physically.
CARLO CARDoRNA, a minister, coun-
sclor, ambassador, parliamcntarian,
journalist, who died in Turin few days
ago, was one of the founders of United
Italy. Very few of his co-worl1ers in
that enterprise still live.
PRINCE GEORGE is no more like the
duke of Clarence than bottle of cham
payne is like glass of water. He is
full of fun, high-spirited, quicl1-witted,
free and easy. and n typical naval Off
Ger of the good old times.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-23
THE TIMES KODAK.
Items of News Gathered Around
Town Yesterday.

j. W. Womeldorf and family, after
lengthy visit to Salem, returned last
night to CharlestOwn, w. Va.
Miss Engleby and Miss Tunstall, of
Roanoke, are visiting Miss Edna Nc
Common, on Pennsylvania avenue.
Efforts are now being made to raise a
sufficient amount of money to build a
Presbyterian chapel on the lands of tho
Development Company, in order to ac-
commodate the folks over the river,
who already have flourishing Sunday
school there.
Miss Moss, of Lynchburg, is visiting
the family of M. McCauley.
There was meeting of the board of
directors of the Bonsack Cigarette Ma
chine Company yesterday at the Office
OF ID. Is. Strouse, the president. Among
those present were p. A. Krise, Of
Lynchburg; James Bonsack, of Phila-
delphia, and A. II. Burroughs, the attor.
ney for the company.
c. l.. Watts yesterday accom- panied
to Big Island the remains of his sister.
Mrs. j. IL. Huntley, who died in Roam
oke Saturday.
Miss Florence Baird, who has been
visiting her sister, Mrs. William Pierce.
In Christiansburg, has returned homo.
council of the Legion of Honor will
shortly be organized here, enough
cnarter members having been secured.
The other, night the hen-house of
JACOB Brgoecker, near Hollins, was
broken Tito and twenty-eight hens were
ssoien 9nerefrom. The strangest part
o1 1ns5 affair is that two cocks were left
hanging by their necks on scantling
upside the fowl-house.
I Prof. Bowers, formerly of the faculty
! of Roanoke College, but more recently
connected with school at Graham, is
visiting his brother, G. R. Bowers
j. w. McDearman denies the report
that he has left Salem, and says that
although he has business in Bed ford
City, his home is still in the Queen
City.
w. Coppedge, an aged gentleman who
has been i'll for some time past, died
yesterday morning at the residence of
his daughter, Mrs. J. L. Hartigan, in
West Salem. His son, the Rev. w. r.
Coppedge, of Graham, N. c., has been
telegraphed for. The body Will be
taken today to Bedford to be buried by
the side of his wife.
w. w. McClung left last night for
Newmarket to attend the burial of
relative, Miss Harriet Littell, who died
there Saturday, aged IS.
Captain Brit, of the Salvation Army,
returns to-day, and will conduct the
meeting tonight.
Rev. c. j. Jones, of Lynchburg, made
deep and pleasing impression here
last Sunday. In the morning his dis
course at the Baptist Church was on the
ten lepers. Al night he preached in
the Lutheran Church to the college Y.
NJ. c. A., on the TRANSPORTATION, ST.
Luke, 9th chapter, 34th verse.
The Chadwick Two Wheeler Com
pany will ship this coming week two
jobs to Sydney, New South Wales; one
to Cuba, Havana; one to Danville, Va;
three to Holland, one to Spokane,
Wash, and carload to California.
None of these are on consignments; all
have been ordered by customers and
paid for in the regular way.
D. c. Fitzgerald and Miss Sadie Kes-
ter. w. H. Hester and Miss Matte
Glover, w. w. Hatchett and Miss Irene
Glover, all OF Roanoke, are registered at
Hotel Lucerne.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-23
DolNes ACROSS THE SEA.

FoUn pounds of gold have been col
lccted from the SCOT of the chimney of
the Royal mirt at Berlin.
THERE is to be new Prussian throne
Frederick |. had one, but Napoleon took
it off and melted it, and there are now
only two small chairs of small value.
EUROPEAN engineers intend to store
the waters of the Nile to such an OK
tent us to enable n greater extension of
the cotton and sugar cane crops in that
region.
THE motive power of falling water IS
to he made IL government monopoly in
Switzerland. Extensive inquiries are
now being made for the purpose of ar
ranging the tax.
THE size and growth of the city of
London is shown by the mileage of the
streets. Should they be placed together
they would measure about g, 500 miles,
or nearly the distance across the Allan
tic ocean. ,.<
In Vienna there is club of rich men
pledged to marry poor girls. If mem
eep marries n rich girl he is fined
$4,000, the money being presented to
some worthy iInpccunious couple en-
gagged TO be married.
WALES seems to be teeming with re-
vo}vers. A judge in Glamorganshire
said in u summing up that people in his
district ''scem to go about with revol-
vcrs as if they were walking sticks or
umbrellas. There must be more of them
thDu calSeS of SOM"
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-23
LITERARY SMALL TALK.

A CENTURY ago there were only fow
teen newspapers in London.
NJ. JULES LEMAITRE makes the cheer
full prediction that by the year 1000
there will be no moro poets.
a RESIDENT of Manchester, Eng, has
Bible two hundred years old, which
is two feet long and about the same in
width.
IN consequence of recent verdict
against publishing firm, it is said that
some London publishers talk of requir-
ing an indemnity from authors against
proceedings for libel.
TIE Portland Press club has one of the
old desks provided by the Maine lcgisla-
turc for reporters when the seat of gov
crnmcnt was removed from Portland to
Augusta in 1882. James G. Blaine,
Chief Justice Fuller and other eminent
Maine men used the desk while they
were reporters.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-23
SLICES OF WISDOM.

RUMon can wreck 4 bank as we'll as a
reputation.
ALI. the worlds n stage, it's full of
bad actors.
HONESTY is the best policy, but the
policy men don't think so.
MEDDLEsoME people never have med
ais struck in their honor.
DEAD men tell no tales, but their BIZ
ographers weave romanccs.
A NoN-UN!oN band-tlc wedding ring
worn by divorced woman.
SOME charming women never grow
older in years, only in looks.
TIE fellow who is always in deep
water is unusually shallow himself.
MEN who itch for office are usually
badly scratched when voting time comes
around.
GREAT many old maids, evidently,
never embraced anything, an oppor-
tunity not cXceptcd.-Ncwarl1 Call.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-23
COMMERCIAL FACTS.

ITALY sends five million eggs to Eng
land every week..
SIXTEEN tons OF steel pens are en-
ported from birmingham weekly.
THE profits of the Suez canal are said
to exceed $780, 900 annually.
THERE arc nearly 10000 steamships in
the world and their aggregate burden
amounts to about 100000 tons
THE countries from which the great
est supply of false hair is obtained arc
Belgium. Germany and Switzerland.
BETWEEN 60.0oo.o eco and 100000, 0co
codfishes are taken from the sea around
the shores OF Newfoundland every year.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-23
Antiquity of Gambling.

The oldest literature records the
passion for gambling. From the rudesb
savage at the bottom of society to the
prince of Wales at its top. the world is
passionately fond of gambling in some
way. The Indian was gambler be-.
fore he knew the use of alcohol; tho
Chinaman before he knew the use of
opium; the ancient Greeks, The He
brews, the Romans, the Egyptians
were all inveterate gamblers before
they were drunkards because. as we
argued, the gambling instinct grew out
of the primitive passion of avaricc and
the indolent desire to dodge labor and
live by violence when you can; by
fraud when you cannot by force
Gambling began as early us the recog-
milton OF the right of individual
property and the legal protection of
both strong and the weak against the
ubiquitous and indiscriminate robbery
of every man by his neighbor who had
the strength and the opportunity to
murder him. -Philadelphia Telegraph.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-23
VIRGINIA NOTES.

Botetourt county has been changed
from the Sixth to tho Tenth District.
Bluefeld, w. Va. is to have paper
soon, and it's will be called the Bine-
field News. 1t will make it's debut
about the 1st of March.
0. b. Lufsey, who was badly burned
in the New York Hotel Royal fire, died
Saturday from his injuries. His re-
mains were taken to Petersburg, his
former home, for burial.
Buck Bruce, a white. man. who is
charged with having committed murder
at constructing in Ambert some
time in Decem Der, and who has been
confined in the Lynchburg Jail for safe
keeding, was taken to Amhert by
Sheriff Beard Tuesday for trial.
A dispatch from clarksburg. w. Va.
says: IA we'll known republican who
saw Secretary Elkins in Washington
last week informed reporter today
that the Secretary was not in guber-
material fight in this State campaign.
Golf has positively declined to allow
his name to be used in the same con-
nection."
The Radford Mining Compay has
changed hands.
A new depot has been thrown open
at West Clifton Forge.
A petrified human body was disin.
tered in Pulaski yesterday.
Benjamin Weaver, of Patrick, was
murdered by unknown parties yester.
day.
A cheese factory at Somerset station
Virginia Midland Railroad, was de-
stroyed by fire yesterday.
The jefferson Society of the Uni
versity of Virginia have large sur
plus in their treasury which they do
not know how to dispose of.
III, Superb tendent of the Roanol Q
county schools will exhibit at the
Worlds Fair specimen OF map drawing
and penmanship oil Roanoke Schools.
Mr.. S. NJ. Monroe, Of Alexandria.
was elected Lieutenant Colonel OF
the Regiment of Uniform Rank,
knights OF Pythias, organized at
Leesburg yesterday
The Buena Visit, Cashmere Mills,
referred to recently as executing a
contract with the Clothing Depart
mont of the United States Army for
1000 yards of cloth, has within a few
days past received an order from the
Military Department of tho State Of
Pennsylvania for 10000 yards of SINH
lar goods.
Crr IN thtrd ..-o g.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-23
-Wcnving appears 10 have been prp

Weaving appears to have been prac-
ticed in China more than n thousand
years before it was known in Europe
or Asia The Egyptians ascribed the
art To Isis, Greeks to Minerva and the
Peruvians to the wife of Nance Capac
Our Saviours vest or coat had not any
scam, being woven from the top
throughout in one whole piece. The
print of n frame, for weaving such a
vest may be seen in Calmcts "Diction-
airy" under the word vestments
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-23
NOTICE.

NOTICE.
The National Business College will
make for the next six months the fol-
lowing reduced rates in order to get
enough young men and young ladies to
supply the increasing demand on this
college for bookkeepers, shorthand and
typewriters. Complete business course,
time unlimited, $50; business course,
sac; shorthand and typewriting, $40.
No vacation. Pupils can enter any
time with equal advantage. Begin
now and finish before hot weather
begins. For further information ad-
dress or call at the NATIONAL BUSI-
NESS COLLEGE, third floor TINES
building.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-23
The Legal stvie.

Though legal usage does not will
That lawyers plead special gear in,
AT court Z is common for them still
10 have lawsuit TO appear in.
John Ludlow, in Puck
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-23

Cobble-"Billy- Bender thought no
would be funny, So he went to the up-
dertakers' hop logged out in n shroud."
Stonc-"How was he tregted?" Cob.
ble-"Oh, they laid him out"
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-23
Am ExceIlent Reason.

Frank-I wonder why Cholly Scissy
married that Miss Antique. Why,
she's old enough to be his mother!
May guess he wanted chaperon.
Jury.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-23
In Need ON Dlyorc

II am welded to art" said Farley.
WELL" said Criticus, gazing at Pa
ley's picture. "I'd get n divorce if l
were you. She has deserted you."-
Brooklyn Life.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-23
PROFESSIONAL.
An Easy Sort OF n Place

An Easy Sort OF n Place.
Smith-Like your new position?
Brown-Regular snap
Smith-What are you doing?
Brown-Sorting rubber bands.-Katt
Fields Washington.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-23

Another Anglomaniac -He-'I am
rather in favor OF the English mode of
spelling" She--"Yes?" Hc-"Yes.
indeed. Take 'parlor' for instance.
Having ~ in il makes all the differ
ence in the world"
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-23
Literal.

Old Gentleman-My lad, is your
father visible?
Son and Heir-Wcll, yer don't s'pose
yer have ter look at him through a
microscope, do yer?-Jury.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-23
To Students.

Do not eat at night if you would
study to the best advantage. If you
want to fill your brain, do not fill your
stomach at the same time. Rest your
head and exercise your muscles gently
for an hour or two after eating before
settling down to your books. Then
when study hours are over, take a
walk in the open air, then n quick
sponge bath and 60 to bed with your
stomach empty if you would seek re-
freshing sleep to fit you for the mental
exercises of another day of study
From lecture by d.. j. II. Kellogg
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-23
The Dog Market.

New Boy-Shall / mark this dog $40.
log Fancier-N-o; he's purity decent
Sooixin' sort of o brute. Can't git over
$50 for hin.--Good News.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-23

A. L. JAMESON & Co., coal and feed
dealers. All kinds OF feed Office at
junction of Norfolk avenue and Camp
boil street. Telephone No. los.
THE George Steck. Weber, Chase,
Jacob Bros, Everett and Cornet pianos
are we'll and favorably known in the
music world. The Smith Music Com
pany have them.
Good Cooking
Is ONE Of the chief blessings of every
home. To insure good custards, pud-
dings, sauces, etc., use Gail Borden
Eagle Brand Condensed Milk. Direc-
tions on label Sold by your grocer and
druggist.
FINEST cabinets. SO. ssdelineer' Is. sol Jefferson
TrRs paints. plaques. artists brushes
Fox q Christian, los Commerce street.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-02-23
a Mistaken tstin,utn.

Clarissa-IIe kissed you, did he?
Ethel-Ycs.
C.-Thcn You were mistaken in your
estimate of him, after all.
E-iow so?
C.-Why, you said the other night
that h" was n man OF excellent taste.
IN. y. Press.