The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-21

All you want to do is to hunt out some little
retired nook. Once there, The only im-
portant thing is that the boat should float;
that 1t should float in spite of difficulties;
that it should float even il all TIE weight is
at one end; that it should float though one
part Of the weight gets up and marches
itself to the other end with no warning TO
to boat at all; that it should float though
all the weight in the boat hangs away over
the gunwale, and this also without warm
ing. 1s must be a boat to 60 Drift
ing-that is going to stay just where
want a boat TO go drifting out into the
stream just when he is asking the one girl
in the world whether she THINKS she can love
him a little; it is SO interrupting. 1t should
be boat with nice high sides; fellow
doesn't want 10 get ducking just because
a girl makes a little fuss about being kissed.
It should be painted like every other boat.
There is nothing more annoying than to
feel that Maude, on shore, can look through
a spY-glass at just the very boat you are in.
Ii Is uncomfortable, too, for the girl who is
with you, aud it gives the chaperon an un-
fair advantage. | knew a fellow once
young Smart-who used to take two
boats and a man. One boat had
a bright red hand painted on it. In
this boat he used to put his girl while the
chaperon looked on. The other boat was
just like any other boat, and In 1t the man
waited around the point. Thither young
Smart would rev his GIRL and there they
would change boats. Tben the man would
row the red stripped craft out in the bay in
view Of the chsperon, just far off enough,
OF course, so that she would feel the red
stripe sufficient evidence. Then young
Smart would row somewhere else. But
that is going to a lot of trouble, all for
little sense of freedom, too. Chaperons
overdo the thing, and that is just the reason
fAfrNb Trlh Na
| the resorts.
A little pantomime performances, says the
New York Times, which was seen on an ex-
press train rushing into New York last Sun
day evening is worth recording. A young
woman had opened her window, to her en-
joyment, but to the evident annoyance of
young man seated directly behind her.
There was much dust and binders, and his
light clothes and fresh linen got the benefit
OF all there was. He submitted to the
shower for few seconds, then took a folded
newspaper and held it in front of him and
close to the side of the car, SO that all the
cinders that came in were blown directly
against the neck of the girl. She edged
away farther and farther. but uselessly, for
a perfect cloud of dust and cinders settled
all over her, instead Of flying back on those
behind her as the open-wiudow nuisance
has the right of precedent to expect. She
finally could stand it no longer and put the
window down; whereupon the young man,
| having accomplished his object, shook out
his newspaper and quietly pursued his read
ing of it, while two or three passengers be-
hind the pair exchanged glances OF amused
satisfaction.
"A suburban bachelor" writes to Lon
don periodical, says the New YORK Times,
begging to be informed on question of ETH
quette, "how to greet ones irreproachable
maid servant on meeting, her as occasion
ally happens on the highway"
81 smile suavely," he oonfesses; $50 does
Ann or Ellen. But they, no more than my
self. are reconciled to an incongruous posi-
ton. How do you manage, my brethrenP
The question seems absurdly simple. Why
not smile and nod with or without a civil
chow dye do" or "Well, Ann or 'Ellen,'"
as ones amiability or temperament die
tates? That salutation ought not to be too
friendly, nor yet too homogeneous. The
discussion gives point to recent little
experience Of New Yorker. He is
"a suburban householder from May to No
vember, and the other day a weeks unpleas-
antness on the part of the cook of his
domain terminated in an intolerable imper-
tinence one morning just as he was leaving
the house to catch a train for the city. He
stopped long enough Co Interfere in his
wife's behalf and stsrnly dismissed the de-
linquent maid, telling her as final word on
no account to let him find her in his house
when he should come home at night. Then
he caught his train and in the press of Office
affairs forgot all about the mornings moil
AS he was leaving the ear in the evening,
however, he saw woman Of genteel
appearance, whose face was strangely
familiar, waiting at the station to
board an inbound train which had left
arrived. As their eyes met there came over
her countenance the peculiar expression
which means, 81 don't believe you're going
to recognize me,n and thinking it was some
one he knew but could not place, he hurried
forward with a cordial salutation. He was
about to take her sachel and assist her on
the train when the cordial familiarity of
her appearance resolved itself into identity,
and he saw that she was MS late cook.
Which gave me-" he said, telling about
1t, "the comfortable sensation one has to be
left facing the onlookers after run down a
ferry bridge to CATCH a retresting boat and
finding the jump too wide"
One noticeable and extremely praise
worthy feature of the women Of to-day,
says the Commercial A3UerttSer, is that
they neither make up their faces nor wear
false hair. The girl stamped with refined
beauty all her own is the one who wears her
pretty hair in a natural and becoming
manner and does not rouge her cheeks,
India ink her brows and Iashes or paint her
lips Now when it is said that she does not
use any Of these artificial aids to beauty it
does not mean that she makes no effort to
help nature by every means in her power,
bur she does it in natures own
way. The lovely, shining strands
of hair show by their gloss
and well-groomed appearance generally
that the little lady's head is well brushed
aud perfumed; the locks treated to rub
bings aud crimpings that all take much
time, but present such satisfactory results
when all is over that no artificial switches
or bangs could ever look so beautiful as the
browning glory of the American woman
her own abundant, we'll kept braids and soft
coils of hair.
The lovely Princess of Wales wears almost
a wig, and though it is pinned on in sections
it is no less a wig of golden hue, which
sometimes reveals the struggling gray locks
beneath when the wind or her highness' maid
have not been as careful as they should be
with the royal tresses.
Says st. Paul: "Honor widows that are
widows indeed. Now she that is a widow
indeed and desolate trusreth in God aud
continueth in supplication and prayers night