, 1892-04-16
DRLFTW00D.
Odds and Ends Cleaned in the
Capital City.
The Beauty Contest is Off-A Pass
ing word for JuIta-The Young
Ladies Want More Attention.
The spider and Fly.
lere's light IN the window for me

and the handsomest man have proved
fruitless. That is. it has been found im-
possible, with all fairness, to find the COM
bined qualities and features essential to
the varied ideas of beauty. Some there
are with regular features and pretty figure,
but are lacking in expression. Others
have interesting and attractive faces but
are too slim or two heavy in figure. 9th
ers have an ugly carriage. In fact, SO va
ried were the ideas of dozen men who
passed upon six Of the fairest girls, that
not one of them received a vote which
would entitle them to first place. One
thing has been determined, however, and
that is that the interesting, attractive and
fascinating girls exceed in number those
who can lay claim to good looks.
The failure to decide as to the hand
soonest man was thought wise in order to
avoid quarrel between two physicians,
who both claim first place.
Did you ever stop to think of the lack of
sociability which exists between the young
men toward the young womenin OLYMPIA !?
Perhaps the young men might view it in
another light, but it is nothing more nor
less. Surely, at any rate, the girls are not
to blame. Reference is made more particu-
larly to that portion of our population
Whlch is acknowledged to lead the social
element. An attempt to explain why,
might give o1tense, 50 you will have to
solye Jhe problem Yourself. OF course,
When Lhere is mop or German or party
at the motel, each young man Will manage
to secure a congen1al companion for the
evening. He finds it necessary for the sue
cess OF the occasion. But you seldom see
MN taKe hef for a drive or to the theater.
Durlng Two recent performances one box
was nlled with young men who appeared
TO ENJOY ther own company best, and at
announcer Time, SIX q them, IN tull dress, sat
p0SeGnef near bne Iront row, all Obvious
OF some sweet girl at home, to whose hap
plness they might nave contributed by an
INVITATION. Morse than this, even the
practice OF calling is almost entirely disre-
garded; Very.lkely the girls care but lit
Tie. Ihey don't appear to, at any rate.
DON'T THINK Tor one moment that this
mas any alluSl0n TO last Monday night.
me majority OF married men who oecu-
peg tIie 'front.' seats ana gazedsWlth evident
ENJOY ytaeIlt upon 5lie = plqer and the ~
were, an lhelf wives lnlnQss IN lOdges put
5ing through a new candidate. The single
Llea men were visible IN bIle IronG rows. Some
oI IheIn saw spiders on their way home the
Ile1G @ il,gg, dnorIlllg, pub 6he WorsI fub was on a
poor lelioW VINO SWeafs ne Will never go
out again without his II wife. circumstances
mace the houf httle qnseasonable when
Is H tr1eu 70 ~ She nlgnG Key n the Q0or, but
Cllefe I was Key on Gle lhslde. lie NUT
gerea something, and while ne fumbled, up
WehG WlnaoW, ana FEMININE tongue de-
a named MS business there at that hour OF
y me morning. ~ want to-hlc-come IN,
lear, nt, ne meekly repled, IN q voice that
was a little out OF tune. "Well,, you live
ne1t doof,N was the shafp ana decided re-
sponse. sure enough, JUST as the poor tel
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aboqG hef old mother, Betsy: Betsy.s age
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