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Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-03-09
San Francisco Argonaut.
English and American Appetites.

A New York woman who has been
passing some months with English rela-
tives, comprising several different fam
lilies, says that from her observation the
English appetite is constructed upon diff
ferent plans from that of the American.
Four meals a day sounds very satisfying,
but she admits she often went to bed
hungry Breakfast is bread and jam
and butter, with bit of cold meat or
bacon and eggs. Dinner at is a soup,
a joint, a sweet and pastry. At 5
o'clock is tea with biscuits-our crack
ers. At is supper, which is frugal.
The portions are small, and though
the meals occupy considerable time one
may rise from any hungry and longing
to be filed This nibbling seemed
quite satisfactory to the Others" con-
cluded tho speaker, "but sighed many
times for q we'll stocked American board.
We consume considerably more at our
three meals than was offered anywhere
at the four. Her Point of View in New
York Times.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-03-09
The Turn of the Sheet,

Two lord chancellors of England have
made the turning over of sheet of note
paper device for executing their neat
est joke. Lord Chancellor Eldon, hay
ing been asked by clerical friend to
give him certain living, wrote on one
side of a sheet Of paper:
DEAR FIsHER-l cannot today give you the
preferment for which you ask. l remain your
sincere friend. ELDoN.
Turn over.
ION the other side): 1 gave it to you yester-
day.
Sir John Sinclair, who had done much
for the agriculture of England and Scot
land. thought the nation should present
him with a testimonial, and wrote to
Lord Chancellor Erskine, inviting him
to subscribe to it. On one side of sheet
of paper Erskine replied:
My DEAR SIR JoHN-I am certain there are
few in this kingdom who set higher value on
your services than myself, and have the honor
to subscribe
tOn the other side the note concluded):
myself, your obedient, faithful servant,
ERsKINE.
San Francisco Argonaut,
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-03-09

There is a good prospect for anoth-
er row between the Donnelly and
anti-Donnelly factions. Carrignton
Phelps, chairman of the old Alliance
state central committee, which con-
Quoted S. M. Ovens campaign, is
about to issue a call for the committee
to assemble. Donnelly holds that
this COMMITTEES was abolished and had
a new one appointed, bat Phelps
kicks against this new committee, and
will in the course of week or so call
the Owen committee together to ar
range for the coming campaign.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-03-09
sympathises with the poor, the igno-
rant, the unfortunate and condemns
all that is low, mean, or evil.

Browns Valley Footprints: Morris
is strong candidate for the Repub-
loan congressional convention in the
seventh district and has good grounds
on which to base her claims forrecog-
milton. 1t is the near center of the
population of the district, has good
railway connections, north, south, east
and west, has the finest hotel accom-
modations outside of the twin cities,
and has a good hall in which such
conventions can assemble. We hope
its claims will be recognized by the
committee.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-03-09

At the woman's convention recently
held in st. Paul for the purpose of eff
fecting state organization to assist
the state board of Worlds Fair man
ayers, Mrs. f. B. Clarke of st. Paul
was elected president; Mrs. Greenleaf
of Minneapolis, vice president; Mrs.
A. A. White of Moorehead, treasurer;
Mrs. Metcalf of st. Paul, correspond
ing secretary; Mrs. A. White of Moor
head, member of the board of mana
gers for this congressional district,
and Mrs. George Penna of Willmar,
alternate.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-03-09
IN A LITTLE WHILE.

In little while, when shall Ito
With my face upturned to the bending sky,
shall not hear the wind and rain
Beating against the window pane,
shall not sit as | sit tonight;
And watch the changeful embers bright,
And sigh as think of the fading years,
And the cherished hopes that wers drowned In
tears.
In little while, when the grass shall wave
It's plumy length DER my lonely grave;
When the sun shall rise, and the sun shall scts
And none will murmur a fond regret
Then shall not hear the wild birds song
Nor heed the hum of the busy throng
Who pass me by as i lie at rest,
With tired hands folded over my breast.
In q little while, when life is done,
And stand before the great white throne,
Whose radiance blinds my poor, weak sight
AS darkness yields to the morning light
viii rest come then to heart and brain,
And ease quick follow on haunting pain
Shall | know at last in my quiet bed
Rest only comes to the shadowy dea3i
1 shall not heed when the coffin lid
Is closed and the form within Is hid
From the careless gaze OF the careless crowd,
Who idly chatter in accents loud.
shall not heed the sods that lie
Between my face and the summer sky;
shall only know that tomorroW's sun
Wakes me no more. Life's work is done.
Detroit Free Press.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-03-09
A "Planoist who Did Not Use Scores.

A "Pianoist Who Did Not Use Scores
1t is well known that American actors
are exceedingly fond of New York, while
they like other places in varying degrees,
down to the lone night stands, which
they do not like at ALL The reasons are
obvious, but a new illustration may be
found in an incident of Miss Rose Cogh-
lan's tour of some of the small towns Of
Pennsylvania. In "Peg WoEngton" Miss
Coghlan introduces minuet, and she has
an orchestral score specially prepared for
it. 1t is the custom when the company
is travelling to send this ahead, so that
the orchestra of the theater can rehearse
it, In a certain one night stand the ad
vance agent approached the manager on
this subject and asked if the orchestra
could be called together.
"Well, the fact is" replied the man
ager, "we haven't got an orchestra
"No orchestral
mo, only 'pianoist.
What was more, the manager did not
think that an orchestra could be had in
the town. The adYance agent telegraphed
back to the town where the company was
for instructions. After much consulta-
ton it was decided that piano score
must be made from the already existing
orchestra score. The leader of the Or
chestra of the theater agreed to try his
best to make this new score. 1t was a
large labor for him, as he was not used
to such work, and he staid at the the
alter for two hours after the performance
to do it. Then it was sent forward in
triumph to the ''pianoist," and the crown.
ing calamity was discovered-the 'piano-
list" was blind.
In the end violinist was found who
made some attempt at playing the music,
and the advance agent began more
thorough system of investigation into
the resources of the theater visited
New York Tribune.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-03-09
CONTEMPORARIES

All claims not consistent with the
high character Of Syrup of Figs are
purposely avoided by the California
Fig Syrup Company. It acts gently
ON the kidneys, liver and bowels,
cleansing the system etfectually, but
it is not cure-au and makes no pre-
tentions that every bottle will not
substantiata.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-03-09

There is In11nh. to attra nt-,,aa>1alan1.c,
of the Catholic church, or those in
terested in Catholic topics, in the Re-
view of Reviews for March. First and
foremost is Mr.. W. T. Stead's great
sketch of Cardinal Manning, whom
he regarded as the real primate of
England, and in many ways the most
influential man in that country. Then
there is full-page portrait Of Father
Anderledy, the late generalissimo Of
the Jesuit society, an extremely strik-
ing personality, whose face happens
not to have been made familiar to an
American public by portraiture. This
full-page picture will attract great
attention. In the Leading Articles of
the Month are synopsized a consider
able number Of very important and
interesting articles which have recent
ly appeared in the principal publica-
tons of Great Britain, America and
Europe, upon various questions invol-
wing the Catholic church. The Man
ming sketch is accompanied by fine
new engraving of Cardinal Manning.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-03-09

We see by the Alexandria Sentinel
that Hon. Knute Nelson is contem.
plating trip to the old country as
soon as he can satisfactorily arrange
his business to be absent six or eight
months. Mr.. Nelson has been suffer-
ing for the past month with the grip,
it being the third winter in success
sion that he has siege Of it. He
feels that his health demands
change of climate and rest. He ex
poets to leave about May LIST.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-03-09
Odd Club Names.

There are number of societies in the
world that bear strange names, but
probably one Of the most curious was a
club founded in 1875 by an English ac-
tor 1t was called "The Sublime Soci-
city Of Beefsteal{s," and had among its
members the Prince OF Wales and other
royal personages. They met in the
painting room of the Covent Garden
theater, and dined upon beefsteaks,
The club was in existence for more than
. hundred years, and became quite
noted because Of its odd customs. An
other strange name was that OF the
"Scriblerus club, which Swift founded
in l714, and to which Pope, Gay and
other literary men belonged. --Harper's
Young People.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-03-09

Forty-nine families, with their goods,
recently left Livingston county, Hi
nois for Minnesota. 1t required forty
freight cars, a baggage car and two
coaches to carry the goods and the
members of the families. They will,
most of them, settle in the southern
part of the state; and that is where
they make mistake: they should
come to western Minnesota, if they
desire rich and cheap farming lands.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-03-09
The Population of Morris

Is about 1900, and we would say at
least one half ore troubled with some
affection on the throat and lungs, as
those complaints are, according to sta
tistics, more numerous than others. We
would advise all our readers not to ne
glect the opportunity to call on their
druggist and get a bottle of Kemps
Balsam for the throat and lungs. Trial
size free. Large BOTTLES SOC and 81
Sold by all druggists.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-03-09
For Sale.

The subscriber has two pair Of first
class oxen for sale; from five to eight
years old and will average about
fifteen hundred each. Easily handled
and good walkers-just the, lads to
break and backset a hundred acres
this season. DAVID ROSE,
Town of Donnelly.
P. o. address, Herman. 11t4
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-03-09

Advertised at Morris, Stevens County,
Mimi, March 5, 1892:
John Brennin, Miss Annie Berry,
Mr.. John F. Simpson, Mr.. Eugene
Mccoy, 4. Miss Maria Jeannotte, Mr..
Ie--:4 R:11~n, @ IseSe.>,- Mo- hhe~5-
Larson, Miss Emma Lund, Mr.. An
drew Kjos, John P. Hultquist, Miss
Mary Olsen, Miss Minnie Stahl, Miss
Louise Trytten, Miss Mary Trulsan,
Miss Minnie Nilsson, Mrs. Mary Mel
son, Miss Mollie Wordsworth, Miss
Anna Sunvnson Gudvangen.
Will be sent to the dead letter office if
not called for in fifteen days.
Persons calling for the above will
please say advertised"
E. W. RANDALL, P. NJ.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-03-09

{ The New York independent, non
partisan paper, pays the following
very just tribute to President Harri-
son: Christian without bigotry; a
patriot without sectionalism; states
man without mario wness; politician
without bitterness; a soldier without
vanity; popular leader without vul-
garity, he stands today as typical
American, honest without q can't
tenderhearted without gush. He APP
preciates the good, the beautiful;
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-03-09

1t may be put down as a settled
fact, in our opinion, that the Repub-
icans of this legislative district are
most decidedly in favor of returning
G. X. Davis to the .. S. senate on the
expiration of his present term. The
old soldiers are for him, almost to a
man, and are going to have something
to say as to who hall'represent them
in the next legislature.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-03-09
One of the old landmarks of St. Louis

One of the old landmarks of st. Louis
is the fine stone mansion on Chouteau
avenue that was once the home Of
Thomas Hart Benton. A fact of singu-
lar interest in connection with the old
house is that it became in war times the
headquarters of General Fremont, the
unwelcomed sutton who, against Senator
Benton's wishes, courted and won his
daughter, now Jessie Benton Fremont.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-03-09
Democratic County Convention

DellloCfdllC COunty convention
Notice is hereby given that there
will be a convention Of the Democrats
Of Stevens County at the Court House
in the village Of Morris, on Saturday,
March 26, 1892, at 2 p. m., for the pur-
pose of electing three delegates to the
state convention in st. Paul, March
81, 1892.
The following is the number Of del
egates each precinct in the county is
entitled to:
Village Of Morris, 5; village of Han
cock, /; Moore, 2; Hodges, 2; Fran
mas, 2; Swan Lake, /; Rendsville, /;
Morris, 2; Darnen, 2; Horton, 2; Syn
nes, 3; Scott, 2, Pepperton, 1; Don
nelly, q; Eldorado, 1; Eyerglade, /;
Baker /, Stevens, i.
BY order OF CoMMtgFEE.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-03-09
oyerton Post. Attention /,

There win be regular meeting of Ov-
erton Post, G. A. r., at their headquar-
tiers on
FRIDAY EVENING, March IS, 1892,
at 7:30 O'Clock All members are request
d to be present.
j. ID. GILLESPIE, Com.
C. A. PEPPER, Adjt.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-03-09

Mr.. Harter, a Democratic member
of congress from Ohio, said in his seat
on Friday: IF this free silver bill
were passed, the time would come
when a man as Democrat would not
be given a decent burial in Demo
cratic cemetery. If it passed before
November came, the Democratic party
would be the laughing-stoc of the
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-03-09
morning,

The political center of the country
for the next campaign win be in Min
neapois, the Republican National
Convention City. The Minneapolis
Journal, with moro than double the
circulation of any Minneapolis or St.
Paul paper, is the paper for the po-
litical news.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-03-09

Senator Hill, at the pearly portals
'Ah there, Petite, old boy, how d'y?"
St. Peter (shocked): Il beg your
pardon
Hill: Excuse me, old fel, was
thinking about your being one Of the
Albany boys. Can come in?"
St. Peter unlocking the gate): "Oh
I suppose SO. Cleveland went in a
few moments ago."
Hill (startled): "Who? What?
Grover Cleveland?"
St. Peter: yep"
Hill: Il guess I've struck the wrong
entrance, TIA, ia, old chappie."
st. Peter: by, by, Davy. Turn to
the left at the foot of the cliff"
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-03-09

For Northwest news the Minneapo-
lis Journal has no equal. Besides the
fullest daily report Of the most i'm
portant events The Journal gathers
up every Saturday all the unique
things, the deaths and marriages of
well known people and the gossip of
the Northwest. Nothing ever gets
away.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-03-09
A Lumbermaa's Rendezvous.

This term might be applied to Stevens
Point, located on the Wisconsin Central
Lines, at the gateway to the vast forest
region which extends north to Lake
Superior, distance of 200 miles without
a break, on account of it's vast lumber
interests. The Wisconsin River to
which the lumbermen have given the
familiar and somewhat affectionate title
of Old Wiscons," not alone acts as a
lumber feeder to the city by furnishing
through its numerous tributaries an out
let for thousands Of acres of pine in the
upper country, but it furnishes a water
that is second only to that of Neenah
and Menasha, which cities are also locat-
ed on the Central. Millions of feet of
lumber are cut every year, giving employ
ment to hundreds of men. In addition
to the lumber trade, it has numerous
other manufactures; it is where the large
car shops OF the Wisconsin Central Lines
are located.
For tickets, maps, pamphlets and full
information apply to G. T. Mcneil, Gen.
Pass. d Ticket Agent, Minneapolis,
Mimi, or to Jas. G. Pond, General Pas.
senger and Ticket Agent, Chicago, III.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-03-09
Deafness Can't be Cured

by local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear.
There is only one way to cure deafness
and that is by constitutional remedies.
Deafness is caused by an infiamed con-
dition lining of the Eutaclian Tube.
When this tube gets intlamed you have
rumbling sound or imperfect hearing,
and when it is entirely closed deafness
is the result, and unless this inflammation
can be taken out and this tube restored
to it's normal condition, hearing will be
destroyed forever; nine casesout of ten
are caused by cararrh, which is nothing
but an infamed condition of mucous sur
faces.
We willgive one hundred dollars for any
case of deafness Caused by catarrh) that
we cannot cure by taking Halls Catarrh
Cure. Send for circulars, free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO.,
Toledo, Ohio.
ESY@ Sold by druggists, 75c.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-03-09

The American girl IS not slow to
grasp chance. Some time ago The
Ladies' Home Journal organized a
free education system for girls, and
the magazine is now educating some
forty odd girls at Vassar and Welles-
ley Colleges, and Ut the Boston Con
servatory of Music, all the expenses
of the girls being paid By the Jour
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-03-09
A Little Girl's Experience in Light
house.

Mr. and Mrs. Loren Trescott are the
keepers of the Gov. Lighthouse at Sand
Beach, Mich. and are blessed with a
daughter, four years old. Last April
she was taken down with the Measles,
followed with dreadful Cough and
turning into Fever. Doctors at home
and at Detroit treated her, but in vain,
she grew worse rapidly, until she was a
mere handful Of bones. Then she
tried Dr. Kings New Discovery and af-
ter the use of two and half bottles,
was completely cured. They say that
DR. Kings New Discovery is worth its
weight in gold, yet You may get trial
bottle al Thorpe & TollifSon's Drugstore,
Hancock free
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-03-09
MORRIS SCHOOLS.
REPORT FOR FEBRUARY, 1892.


Higa School Joel n. Childs, prin-
cjpai; Martha Cia;k, assistant princi-
pal
| Numbar o1roil>,l, IS; Averages daily
atte1danoa, is; ululbec cases of tar
diness, 20; number of minutes lost by
hardness, 1926; neither absent nor tar
day, II:
Myrtle Pushor, Walter Smith, Fred
Smith, Chas. DeKay, Ferdinand Dan
ielson, Hegbert Thomasson, Grace
Newell, Ethel Crowell, Mollie Colyer,
May Dye, Ora Fuller, Emma Larson,
Katie Moran, Rose Mahlow, Hilfred
Thomasson, Scion Benton, Vincent
CasWeu.
West grammar Torpey,
teacher.
Number enrolled, 40; average daily
attendance, 80; number of minutes
lost by hardness, IS; neither absent
nor tardy, 10:
Birdie Vankleek, Eddie Darling,
Henry Smith, Ida Brandt, Peter
Brandt, Eddie Morris, Orvey Thoele,
Mary Lee, August Amborm, Joe Shan
ley.
West side Intermediate M.
Torpey, teacher.
Number enrolled, 80; average daily
attendance, q; number of minutes
lost by hardness, 60; neither absent
nor tardy 6:
1rorvry Onnus; t reu pnanIey, Hugh
Munro, Edith Miller, Gsorge Morris,
Retta Pepper.
West side primary-Lucy B. Smith,
teacher.
Number enrolled, AZ; average daily
attendance, 81; number cases of tardi-
ness, 81; neither absent nor tardy:
Carsie Bailey, Gilbert Pepper, Fer
ris DeKay, Hazel Fuller, Ruby Low
alter, Ernest Vaughan, Lizzie Flynn.
East side grammar-H. G. Berry,
teacher.
Number enrolled, 81; average daily
attendance, %; number cases of tardi-
ness, Ia number Of minutes lost by
Hardness, 10; neither absent nor tar
dy:
Olivia Larson, Anna Diederich, Ed
m Anderson, Annie Larson, Inga
Louis Larson, Edwin
Satter, Louise Satter, Albert Satter,
Clara Satter, Minnie Kerl.
East side 1st intermediary Minnie
b. Gale, teacher.
Number enrolled, al; average daily
attendance, 81; number cases of tardi-
ness, IL; number Of minutes lost by
hardness, los; neither absent nor tar
dy:
George Anderson, Tina Nelson,
Ludwig Danielson, Emil Trantow,
Mary Reen, Hannah Johnson, Josie
Ehlers, Mary Diederich, Lawrence
Thomasson, George Stenger, Nellie
Ida Keel, Sophia Ristroeldt.
East siCe End intermediate Mabel
M. Watson, teacher:
Number enrolled, Al; average daily
attendance, 33; number cases Of tardi-
ness, "A; neither absent nor tardy:
George Danielson, Carl Tnorgfam-
son, Mildred Huff, Hannah Nelson,
Bertha Kerl, Hal Boyans, Clifford |
Nilsson, Emily Peterson.
East side primary-Emma Ware,
teache.
Number enrolled, 80; average daily
attendance, 80; number of minutes
lost by hardness, 70; neither absent
nor tardy, 8:
Annette Satter, Lawrence Daniel
son, Hannah Peterson, Dora Flatner,
Hattie Croonquist, Malena Satter,
Christ Nelson, Cora Anderson.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-03-09
The Handsomest Lady in Morris

Remarked to friend the other day
that she knew Kemp's Balsam for the
throat and lungs was a superior remedy,
as it stopped her cough instantly when
other cough remedies had no effect what
ever. So to prove this and convince
you of its merit any druggist will give
a sample bottle free. Large size SOC and
e.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-03-09

Nocthfeld News: Restricted rec
proc,ty Is the Officials O. protective
principles. IN taking off duty from a
country's products we simply recipro-
cate for the remission of a duty which
would otherwise operate against us.
Treaties have already been completed
with five republics and nine colonies
and many others are under considera-
ton,
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-03-09

The St. Peter Tribune is again bad
ly off, when it refers to Hon. W. M.
Springer as Horizontal Bill Spring.
er of Illionois." Horizontal Bill
Morrison" would sound better. This
break of the Tribune is nearly as bad
as when it said Gen. Grant of Mime
sofa was a brother of the great Gen.
Z. S. Grant.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-03-09

That the hair is sort of vegetable ap-
pendix to the body is shown in the fact
that it continues to grow as long as it
has soft cell forming matrix at its
root, and there seems to be no improba-
bility, in many cases reported, where
the hair has grown after death. The
color of the hair at the time of death is
said to be retained in such cases.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-03-09

lie got On the sloapor late the night
before ana about eight o'clock tho
next morning the porter found him
wandering up and down the Car.
de wash rooms out dat away,
sah," explained the African, pointing
to the other end OF the car.
wash room, nothin'," growled the
passenger. I'm lookin' fer the bar
room. You must think I'm a Bepub-
lean"
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-03-09

a prominent merchant says, 81 have
sold Meg riraine for over a year and guar
anteed it to cure any headache without
bad after effects and have not found a
single case it did not relieve" For sale
by Fritz Bnckentin, druggist. "a
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-03-09
What is

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Children. 1t contains neither Opium, Morphine nor
other Narcotic substance. 1t is harmless substitute
Paregorc, Drops Soothing Syrups, and Castor
1t Pleasant. It's guarantee is thirty years by
Millions of Mothers. Castoria destroys Worms and aays
fevershness. Castoria prevents vomiting Sour Curd
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teething troubles, constipation and fatuency.
Castora assiiniates the food, regulates the stomach
and bowels, giving healthy and natural Sleep Cas-
toria Children's Panacea-the Mothers