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The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1892-07-21

CHIcAco-C -Catto-Slow, aud l0G l5c lower all
around IIogs-Prime heavy butchers woigats
$3.50 g. ebi frat class as9orted light s5eSd a5;
second class, 570abSO Sheep-Stsady on
sheep; stronger on lambs,
KANsAs Iry-Cattlo--Cood steers, $3.50
h25; cows, sl35d87S; feeders, s2,25a3sS; Texas
steers, SslbG26s Hogs--Ah grades, esOOG
bs5; bulk, s6bO@bO5
IspIAsASoLIs-Hogs-C -Choico heavy shipping
sSloGbaoi heavy and mixed packing, 90 O3A
$50; choice lights, 70, ,o3abs5; common lights,
sb,ssa6bo; piss S,Ooat6 80; roughs sL0Oa6 IT,
CISoIrsAyI-Hogs-C and light, $500
$3.50; packing and butchers, SS,bOa68s
Cotton.
Quotations for middling raugs rs followsi St.
Lopis n; Ne~ York, n4c; New Orleans, 7ci
Memphis. 70; Galveston, 7c
Financial.
Nav YonN, July l9--Moa-y easy at Haas
per cent Exchange quiet and steady; actual
rates, ts7d% %s'h for sixty days. and tspN a iSsis
for demand, Governmsnts duh and easier;
currency 0s 100 bid; "a, coupon. llo bid; on.
tsaded as, reaistsrsd. 100 bid. Stocks stagnant
ssd fsatursless s~lss 10 hoon, ~ t9a shares.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1892-07-21
MARKET REPORT.
TUESDAY. July 10
Grain and pfoyipiong


Grain and Provisions.
81, Louis- Flour Fancy to extra fancy, 81. q
u88b; patents. 81 iOais5 Wheat - NJ. 2
red. 'ea7pisc; No q rcd, ,aaA Futures
closed July s04c b; August. 75'sc n;
September, 757sc b; December 7Blsc b
Cotn-No . mircd, +5iao tsr; No, 2 white,
August. tbac b; September, a5asc b.
sabO; mixcd timothy, S7OOd 100; cleas
timothy. 20 5Oal2CO ter-cresm CRY, Isa 2?1;
dairy, l3dl0o Eggs-Frssh, lie Lard -
Prime stosm, 10. Pork--New standard mess.
slato. BNcon-Longa, extra. $3.50 SOC; clear.
s.I6c; clear ribs, s50ds ,55c, all packed. Wool
Choice tub. washed BOA ,mi2'.
NEW YoRH-Flour-Mi Minnesota extras, sRlt
ts5: supcrHno, 81. 15d235 Whent--No, 2rod
ssiao; July, Sage. Corn--No. mixed, 55ioo;
July bt'sc Oots-Stesdy at lao decline Pork
Old mess, sll. fbdl2.5 Lard-August. 7i5c.
Butter Western creamery, extra, 2iiac Eggs
-Quiot and unchanged
CuiCAoo-O Opening quotations; Wheat
tembsr, EAa4si2c. onts-September. 8Od
September, ,3bd 127l2c. Short Ribs-Sop.
tsmbor, 1b2i2a7 62'sc, Closing quotationsI
Whoat-No. 2, cash. 7oi4c; August, 7I7s a 7sc;
Soptepber, T7saTSc; December, sOAC. Corn
no, 3, cash, to'ac; July, bJssc; August, loi9c;
September, 4S7ed Iac; May. Hlaac OAts-No 2,
cash, ale; August, 3O9ea 3l'ac; september, 2soa
sa9iac. PoTk--Cash, slR. 40; September, el9l2l2
Lard--Cash. 100; July loo; September,
1900 Short Rjbs-Cash 765c; July, 1850; Sop.
temhsr, 705c Bood Primo timothy, sl.35 But.
ter--Firm. EaRs-Firm
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1892-07-21

Br L,pus-Cstte-Chol stsors 30, 90 r 81 %,
good, Sd GOA 20: butchers, e., ,f5es.25 ffogs--
Packing, t65Od5.7O; butshsrs' hogs. 600 .
6f5; Workers, e5Gla670 Sheep - PYicss
range a, st50n5.s5i limbs s52,aS.Ss per 100
Beunds
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-21

Sensational Scene STIR sd Up by a Sisters
silly Sayings and Somebody's Sulkiness.
SHANE! Sam Short" says Sans sis
ter Samantha. "Such selfshness
seems scandalous. Surely, Sally's sor-
rowful signing speaks something"
'She's stupidity sentimental" says
Sam.
''She's sensitive, says Sans sister.
''Sheer sickly sentiment" sneers Sam.
Still, she's Sans sweetheart"
smiles Samantha Sam scowls.
Somebody says Sally's sweet" says
Samantha.
sweet? Soft" SAYS Sam, spitefully.
Sans sweet, surely" sarcastically
says Samantha
Sam stands sulkily silent. Somebody
seeing Sam standing so still, so sour.
stops short, stays secluded-she's Sally.
Sally says Seth Smiths stunning
says Samantha, slyly.
''Sally's silly" smokers Sam. Sally
seemed stunned; she stands sadly
shamed, surprised. Samantha, sudden
ly seeing Sally, screams: stop, Sam,
she's standing"
Sally, stiffening, sternly signals ST.
lence. Samantha signs. Sam, sup
posing Samantha silenced, stupidity
says: Samantha, .Sally's stingy.
Samantha squirms). she's stuck-up,
shrewish, soft, squashy; She's
Samantha shrieks; Sally swoons.
(Scene).-N. Y. Advertiser.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-21

onto his other paw. This left-handed
work was little awkward for me, of
course, but mighty sight more so for
him!
1T fired him up again, with new en-
thusiasm, when the Ratchet started in
on fresh spot; and for minute or
two, things were about as lively as
when the ball opened.
but he soon tanned down, and his
snarls and growls grew weaker and
weaker.
The tree, and a circle around it
were daubed and drenched with blood,
and SO were my clothes.
when the old chap had grown so
weak that he could hardly hold up his
end OF the dance, concluded that he
would find it still harder work to
travel. So lit out for the spot where
l had dropped my gun.
The bear started to follow me, but
found it too hard work to walk on his
stubbs of fore paws, and sat up on his
launches again in SO pitiful plight
that l was almost sorry Tor him.
'Picking up my gun I took off the
cap to the WOrmer' OF the ramrOd,
which was made specially sharp and
strong, and with it drew the stuck slug
out.
Then carefully reloaded, steadied
my aim against tree-for the excite
ment had made my arms rather shakey
and shot him through the heart as he
stood licking his paws.
after skinning him l hurried to
camp, got my tote sled and hauled all
the best of him back to camp with me,
and it was no small load either, for he
was the biggest bear l ever had any
truck with!
But, you see, never would have
had such a scrape getting him if had
had modern repeating rifle instead of
an old muzzle-loader."
FORREST CPISSEy
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-21

sportsman, to realize the dangers to
which the last generation OF hunters
were constantly exposed in the use OF
the old-fashioned muzzle- loading rifle,
when the safety of life and limb often
hung upon the sure aim of q single
shot.
hunting brought home to me so forci-
bly,, as when, a short time since, sat in
a cabin on old La Pointe Island, Lake
Superior, upon a bootjack, laid across
the top of an empty nail keg, and lis
tened to the recital of an adventure, in
the forests of the Upper Peninsula of
Michigan, by one of the last of the old
line of the American Fur Company's
trappers.
will give it to you as it fell from his
lips:
YES" said old Capt Angus, II did
have scrape with bear, once; and in
rather close quarters, too"
I'm them days our rifles were all
muzzle-loaders, with ramrod under the
barrel and patch box in the stock.
Your round balls and pointed slugs
were usually carried in the pocket, and
the powder flask at the belt.
l carried as good gun as there
was in the woods; and what have to
tell you is nothing against that par
ticular gun, but its failing was com.
mon to it's kind.
lone morning made the regular
rounds of my traps and had took up an
uncommon fine pack of Martin, otter
and beaver pelts.
Maybe, as trudged along through
the woods, | was thinking little more
of my mornings good luck than l was
Of what was going on around me
AT any rate, when looked up and
glanced little ways ahead of me, l
saw as big bear setting straight up in
my path as ever laid eyes on.
1T was SO sudden-like that when
walked up to the situation it made me
feel so sort O. foolish and unstrung that
I'most believe would have stood stock
still and seen that bear walk off and
leave me if he had offered to-
But he didn't show any symptoms
of that kind of weakness - not to
speak of! So made up my mind that
the sooner 1 could get the drop on him
the healthier it would be for me-.
Just as ! drew bead on him and
pulled the trigger he turned his head in
such way that the ball tore through
his nose, - f
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-21
"For a minute he grabbed his nose

"For a minute he grabbed his nose
in both paws and held it there just
long enough to let me pour charge of
powder down my gun and fit a patch
and slug over the muzzle and whip out
the ramrod ana start to crowd them
down.
"A slug, on account of its conical
shape, requires greater care in loading
than a round ball, and unless its start
ed exactly right its liable to stick be-
fore you get it down.
!. MY haste to get the second charge
into the wounded bear before he quit
nursing his nose and turned his atten.
ton to me, betrayed me into starting
the slug little out of true; and by the
time l had rammed it half way down
the barrel. it stuck fast, and couldn't
bulge it to save my life!
while l was crowding the ram1 cd
with all my strength, the bear dropped
on all-fours and made a rush at me.
"A hurt bear can get over ground
about as lively as anything I'm &C
quainted with, and had scarcely time
to drop my gun and take to my heels
before he was close in my tracks,
gaining on me at every canter.
II saw that it was no use trying to
outrun him. and that I must depend
upon some other shift for my life.
when the old fellow was close upon
me, lodged behind big pine, and
jerked my Ratchet, which was as sharp
as razor, from my belt.
The bear reared up on his launches,
threw his arms about the tree, and be-
gan to hip-i-ty-hop around after me.
Then the music began in earnest!
The tree was big one, and there
was just room enough for me to oper-
ate in, between the ends of his out.
stretched paws, into which piled the
keen edge of my Ratchet as often as cir
cumstances would permit
This, of course, increa sed his fury
and the speed with which he hoped
around the tree after me- But l man
aged to dance our Ring around-the
Rosy as lively as he did.
GLOW long we kept the Jig up don
know-but it was long enough, can
tell you that!
His left paw was hacked up into
mincemeat before he began to show
any signs of weakening, but l knew
that the loss of blood was bound to tell
on him, sooner or later And it did;
for after awhile he began to lag
little.
This gave me chance to shift my
Ratchet into nv left hand and Dlav il
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4
Magnet and Pugilist.

Among the committee who appeared
on the Alhambra stage the other night
to test the extraordinary powers of the
Lady Magnet was an unexpected ad-
dition-Charlie Mitchell, the pugilist.
When requested to. lift the Lady Mag
net from the floor his essay was
watched amid breathless excitement.
The Little Georgia Midget covered her
arms with her sleeves, placed them
close to her side, and Charlie Mitchell
lifted her high in the. air. like the
veriest feather-weight Smiling, she
descended, barred her arms, and again
placed them close to her side. Then
Mitchell grasped them, exerted all his
strength, grew red in the face with the
strain, but never lifted her feet from
the floor. She stood and was 'immov-
able, but by his great strength he sue
ceeded in forcing her arms from the per-
pendicular, and that was all He could
not lift her, and this he ct oncs owned.
Pail Mall Budget
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-21
How Eiifkins Did 1t.

Mr.. Blifkins Ito Miss Dorothy, with
whom he is deeply smitten and cannot
find way to propose)-I hate these
weddings with so much fuss and feath-
ers, SO many guests and flowers and
music and all that. When I'm married
therell be no one present but myself,
the bride and the minister.
Miss Dorothy-Oh, I'm so sorry! l
was hoping to get an invitation to your
wedding Such an old friend as should
not be left out.
Mr. Blifkins-When I'm married you
will be there Judge.
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De Binl1s-One good thing about
MinlSs. Although he's a great borrower,
he always pays promptly. He was in
only few moments ago and paid me
the ten dollars he owed me.
De Winks-IIumph! He was into my
place about an hour ago and borrowed
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-21
Waited Too Long,

Washington-Say, jeff, fought you
wuz agoin' t mex speech at d. poleet-
ical meetin' las night.
jefferson - So / wuz - but I didn'
have de nerve t mex de speech widout
tek'n q drink or two, and when felt
like melSin' it, couldn' talk.-Judge.
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Far Worse,

Singleton - I'm in trouble. My
landlady told me I'd have to settle up
or leave.
Giggieton-Why, you're in luck, old
fellow. I'm in a worse fix than that.
My landlady told me I'd have to settle
up before could leave. Brooklyn
Lite.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-21
A Friendly Critic.

-. Miss ,Ashcat (of the Art Students
league)-Do you know ] am often op-
pressed by the thought: Art is long
and Time is feeting."
Mr.. Scumble-True-t your
time Ks so much more valuable than
your Art.-Puck.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-21

II see that young wife has been
arrested in Woburn for putting paris
green into pie which she had made
for her husband.''
Eyes, | noticed it. 1t was very fool
ish of a young wife to use paris green
if she wanted to get rid of her hus-
band"
"Why?"
1.-The pie itself ought to have been sui
fcient. Cape Cod Item
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a Case of Real DistresS.

Smith-Your wife don't seem to be
in very good humor to-day.
Jones-She has had some very bad
luck this morning, poor thing. She
went out shopping to buy some ribbon,
and she found just what she wanted in
the first store she went into.-Texas
SiftinrS
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A Sweet Comforter.

He (despairingly)-It doesn't matter
if have got lots of money, cannot for
get tLat my grandfather was a. stage
driver. 49, ~ @s.'3' q -> % $50 T~
She (sweetly)-That is all right;-you
can refer to your ancestral hauls with
out going into particulars.-Jury.
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"Kind Teddy, will you please give me
few cents to help me get home to my
dying mother? I'd like her to see me
before she dies"
Not much. You don't suppose l
would do anything to prevent a woman
from dying peaceful death?"-Life.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-21

''There is only one thing I regret
about my last failure" said Chicago
business man, confidentially, to a friend.
whats that?" asked his friend in
quisitively.
1.-The thirty-three cents on The dollar
tnat was obliged to pay."-Somerville
Journal.
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HA Wanted It Lively.
lie was an old bachelor looking for

He was an old bachelor looking for
board.
"Is it pretty lively here9" he asked.
as the landlady was showing him about.
IL should just say it was. Now, if
you take this room, there's a man and
his wife on the right. They're always
quarreling, and you can hear every
word that is SAID"
THAT must be interesting"
And on the left there's young man
that is learning to play the cornet. He
practices half the time. And the fam
lily across the hall have melodeon.
have piano myself and girl upstairs
is learning the violin. l think you will
find it lively here"
But he said if there wasn't zylo-
phone and calliope in the house he
wouldn't take the room. He was afraid
he would be lonesome.-Detroit Free
Press.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-21
Quite Another Cause.

quito ADOther cause.
Sympathetic Passenger - That's a
queer mark on your right thumb, por-
ter. guess the backing brush handle
caused it.
The Porter (patronizingly)-No, sab.
OATS not made by de handle oh dc
brush. 1t am caused by de friction oh
de now shears got fer clippin' my
coupons. Laws, mistah! yer look 'zif
We was goin' to faint Hab a glass OBJ
ice misunderstanding Bulletin.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-21
The Old Mans Hobby

Adorcr anxious to please the old
gentleman)-IIas your father any
hobby?
Sweet Girl-Yes, he has, and it's such
funny one. It's dogs.
Adorer (delighted)-I am somewhat
of a dog fancier myself. Which is his
favorite breed?
Sweet Girl-It changes constantly.
Every time I'm a year older he get o
bigger dog.-Good News.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-21
A Mere Suggestion.


He was old and feeble but rich, and
his niece, who had been visiting him.
was about to 20 away.
"You will not forget me, will you.
dear uncle? You will remember me,
will you not, dear uncle?"
''In my solitude?"
mo, in your will."-Texas Siftings.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-21
Tragedy.

He-Why are you SO sad, darling'
She-I We just thinking. dearest.
that this was the last evening we could
be together till to-morrow.-Life.
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Propitiatory.

City Dude (who is being followed by
some giggling schoolgirls in country
village)-Young ladies, may be very
peculiar in me appearance, but have a
keind heart.-Judge.
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Still Going.

One day lie broke out of it's inclos-
ure and started to travel.
And the man who owned the prem
Uses saw it after it had started and was
Sorry he had not made the Enclosure lie
tight
So he called his swiftest truth and said:
"a lie has got loose and will do much
mischief if it is not stopped. l want
YOU to go after it and bring it back or
kill it!''
So the swift truth started out after
the lie.
But the lie had one hour the start.
At the end Of the first day the lie
was going lic!zety-split. The truth was
e long way behind it and was getting
tired
1t has not yet caught up.
And never will.-Chicago Tribune.
The Objection Not Sustained.
II will insert the item with pleas
ure," said the city editor, ''as the gen
tleman it refers to is a nephew of
yours, but think would change it a
little. You say: The public will be in
terested in knowing that Mr.. Orville
Ardup is about to embark in the lecture
field The expression is not strictly
accurate. The figure is a faulty one
Persons embark in vessels or some
thing of that kind, you know. They
don't embark in field"
The figure is all right" said the old
subscriber, after rejecting moment.
81 expect to float him. Chicago Trib-
une.
Worn Out.
''TOu seem worn out, dear"
81 am
II am sorry. was going to propose
a visit to the theater tonight"
"Oh, we'll, of coursc-if you've got the
tickets-'
"Oh, no, haven't"
"Well, you want to hurry up and get
them. Dear me! It's too bad the way
YOU put off things. "-IIarper's Bazaar.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-21

Excuse me if cannot stay-I think TIL hurry
on"
"Shame" cried the Inexperienced knight; but
the older knight gone.
So the young knight laid his lance in rest and
his youthful heart uprose;
And he charged upon the monster, and just
touched his mighty nose;
And the monster reached out for him and with
one tremendous thrust
He knocked the good knight off his horse and
laid him in the dust;
And twenty minutes later that young knight
slowly woke
And lay accounting up the bones and things
that monster broke;
And as he wondered at the need of brave
knight errantree,
He saw the lady sitting on that horrid mon
sters knee.
She laid her dainty fingers as she sat in loving
pose
On a scratch, all but invisible, upon that mon
sters nose:
Her tender, soothing accents had a sweet and
silvery ring:
Did the nassy man scratch hubbys nose 90
pity itty sing:
He was a Massey wicked man, to give her hubby
pain;
Just let his tweetums kiss the place, and m axe
1t we'll again
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Whv She Was Glad.

He-The report is abroad that you
and are engaged.
She-Well, I'm glad it is abroad, and
not in this country.-Brooklyn Life.
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Quite a Difference.

SIS he an actor?"
NO"
why. he told me he was on the
stage"
lie is.'-Life
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Ups and Downs.

He-They had lovers quarrel, part
ed and she married her fathers coach
man for spite.
She-What became of her lover?
He--Oh! he married her sister and
hired the coachman.-Life.
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Number Ton, Perhaps.

DR.. Prosy-Have you any particular
hymn that you like very much?
Bashful Maiden-Y-yes, sir. He came
20 church with me last Sunday.-N. Y.
Herald.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-21
Wise Mems Peculiaritie

"A little nonsense now and then,
Is relished by the wisest men"
But cen somc wise men think their wives
Must stand their nonsense all their lives.
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;
One was aged and experienced and one was
young and brssh;
The Experienced was prudent the mex.
perienced rash
And presently they came upon q couple un
aware
"a huge and hideous monster who beat lady
fair
He was great and grim and terrible q Dubious
oloated brute,
With hairy hands and nose that shamed the
bcets ensanguined root;
He was knobbed and gnarled and twisted, like
huge misshapen tree;
And the young mans heart waxed furious to
see What he did see.
For the brute he banged the lady till one
trembled for her life;
And when they asked him why he said: oh
nothing-she's my wife"
The knight erraut OF Experience, he made
bow polite;
Said he: "A family AFFAIR." Excuse me, sir
good night,
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Plenty OF Range.

Mrs. Dc Flatte-The janitor won't let
the children step into the hall mo-
ment. You told me the children would
have plenty of range.
Agent (St. Fannie Flats)-Yes'm. The
range is in the lSitchen.-Good News.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-21
On q Bald Head.
Not Altopethcr a Success.

My hair and ere quits, dye sect
first cut him, he now cuts me.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-21
When 1t May he.

He-When shall we two be one?
She-When I'm won.-Ph3adelphia
Press.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-21

Can it be true that, after all,
Dense ignorance is bliss!
I'm wondering whom met in the hall,
And to whom gave that kiss.
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Cupid.

Cupid.
From your breast you may pluck
His dart, il you will;
But the place where it stuck
Will be sensitive still.
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Tho Amateur Actress.

Time was she dreaded envy, sting
But now she's growing wiser,
And never does single thing
That will not advertise her
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Against His Will.

Father-So you had your collar bone
and three ribs broken playing football.
/ thought you had more sense.
Son-Well, whose fault was it?
didn't want to go to college, did l?-
Puck.
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A Boston Maid.

She knows all sciences under the sun.
She beats the Dutch;
And that's why she's single at forty-one-
Shc knows too much.
-prc1,