The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1892-09-08
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10 tss mlsais siihs night . zone ssisa
sis.,. o. 10 play The VIOLA. soaid 81
~ asd pisy Use hoss
r. n ray roe shouid ell. Hissins.
shell poi - itsn Seal cay madam II
1alf on. deaf col Tue, .oald he .
i.iashooA Bay | an boi 81 boue.
Iisrt .lss,. the struggle for daily
tread that nstes people feel The race
~Hb potatg. ltisrtiy often The s'rusi
gls iot ieuiris sud qosil 90 icss,
Halloi sid the chestnut 10 ibs fobin.
whgi 80 ttuf Ims little bird. said The
"a Nhn sre youl Ian little barr
rea. 90. ssii The ehs.ioot
lie bsss 5soiIed - Ssh yosr isih'
sts eaasaa by letter, P.alise, Nov shat
cot d a letter woula you sd,ise me 10
msls ~ sbs-I ,titt. Horse, ,bss I
would msir u On synonymous letter,
zach Tsf-We sibr % very fur from
Land. jim There. been sysch, along
here isieiy How DO you hsovf
Jack Tar See al them champagne corhs.
A West,ra editor met veil educated
farmer recently ard .-sh - uim inst ne
~0ald like 10 have sometbips from bis
psn The farmer cent him pis and cbsrg'
cd bin 81. 10 iof IL.
= She (spriously) Have you sstsd psi
70. Il sibsId' He Yp She tner'ously)
WIS, did be ssyf He He didnt cay
snylbins. bat know be gave his consent,
for be looked =, me 10 sort Of plying
way. don'tyou know.
School Board Inspee, N Haven, you
. son nsmed John Williams, Mrs Tim
minff Mrs Timmins Yea y. b. l.
Thcn Why doesnt he come to school'
Mrs. I. Cause hes bsen Ia California
this three and iwco,y years.
What do Ne get from planting pota
toesg asked speaker at Sunday school
macs meeting 10 Nobleboro. Me-. the other
day, aud small boy piped out, Per,ster
bugs,
Mrs Hicks There 10 one thing sbont
man never could understand. Mr..
Hicks VITA, ia th.i' Mr.. Hicks -Why.
be chaius up bis watch aud spectscles, and
gives bis collar button the freedom OF the
whole house,
- Paw, said little Tommy Figs, on bee
ing scoldej. heard Mr.. Watt. say thst
grea, mems sons never did any good. i
amt great mans son, sm n Up TO .
lsts hour Mr., fisg's mind had not found
sufficiently diplomatic answer.
--Saedy Party Contemplating himself
10 a pocket mirroI) Here an wearing
the boots Of bank manager. the trousers
Of landed proprietor.s bsron's coat and
vest, aud even counts hat, aud In spite
of sll that look likes tramp.
Jinks -rha, boy Of nine will be .
great statesman some day. Friend What
have you o5servsdi Jinks-I saw him
little while ago throw stone through the
widow OF q Chinese laundry.
Bowls Did Bullion give you ".
cstioup kaowles Two weeks; but won't
90 back to work for him again unless he
reiraots his words. Bowles What did be
say Knowles - liz said not TO come back
after the two weeks we're over.
"A Familiar Mug Il can't think where
have met you, said the puzzled tourist
on the steamship, but your face is very f.
miller. | am the mao, sir. replied the
other. With digniiy.~ who was cured OF that
tired feeling by using twelve bottles OF DR.
Ryboll's ,arssprillA. cir.
- The Ocean Passage; We'll. Gyms. how
did you get on during the ocean passsgs2
Pretty we'll missed two meAls. and Ar.
ohibsldas missed none, yet did better
than Arohibaldss. How WAS tba,7 He
missed none, but be Lost three.
Poor Prospects -Msstex Of House ITO
. prowler) What do you want proving
about these premises2 Prowltr %. nuth' .
in 10 pertickl,r. only was going 10 pro-
pose iof the hand OF your daughter. HAY
en't go, coy daughter Well, this 10 the
poorest lsyou, I've struck
They tell mo you have learned 10 .
count Robbie. said . pions old lady 10
her li'ile grandson, who wss paying her .
Wait on, Ia The county. Course ! osn,
answered Robbie, listen; One, two, three,
four, Ave, six That's right. said the old
lady, encoursgineiy. 60 OIL Seven, eight
nine. ten Jack. Qaeen. Kiasl
Tommy Accounts for II-Mr. Figs
mpressiselyl Here lie 81 accom-. 10 the |
paper Of ono more boy who vent into the
river on Sabdsy and get drowned. Tom
N.Y. s'peei tis folks hep, him so busy
sbrough the week soin 70 school and run
MIC Grants ibs, he didn't have no chance
10 learn 10 swim.
Dorothy eight yesu old. 10 mol only '
iadoleut but has somewhat snsrly die
position. The other day her aunt heard
her ssy ,ss qa,ralously to herself: oh dear
oh desfl doc knos vhsi 10 dol Whist
Il The matter. ID ro,hyf her aunt asked.
%, msmma told me | might 90 over 10
Jennie Cfossieys, aud my hands are dirty
sad dau'i know whether 10 uash them
OF pui 90 ny elovesl j
We ere goins 10 have pie for dinner
said Bobby 10 the minister. Indeed laugh Y
I'd The elsfgyusn. smnsed st the little
boys sfiinssness. ADD what kind OF pic.
Hotbyf ta'ssne~ hind Ms wss t,lk,ug n
'ht morning abou, pa bringing you TO il
ainoet 30 oiisn, snd ps said he didnt b