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The Penn's Grove record., 1892-01-08

Cann-s Kidney Cure for
Dropsy, Gravel, Diabetes, Brlght's,
Heart, Urinary or Liver Diseases, Nerv-
ousness, &C. Cure guaranteed. S3l
Arch Street, Philad'a. 81 a bottle, .
for So, or druggist. 1000 certificates OF
cures. TRY IL.
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DEBT PAID.

Reservation Agent-Did the talk CIV
en- by the president OF the Indian Ass0-
citation have a good effect2
Buckskin Pste-It did. He said we
owed the Indians q debt Without
a word the boys went out and killed
four.
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Capitalist.

"Where did you spend your vaca
ton, anyway, Smith," asked Jones,
casually.
"Spent it at home," replied Smith.
l couldn't afford to go anywhere this
year"
ais that SOP" said Smith, promptly.
ssYou're in luck, old man. Lend me
five dollars, will youP"-Somerville
Journal.
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nuNrUDc 1, Jacob Genscheimer, of Clay
nut lunEs ton, Nd have been thorousn,,
IL cured Of my rupture by Dir. j.. b. Mayer S3l
Arch St, PhiIa. 1 do the hardest kind. OF lit
ing and wear no truss. Go TO ses him.: Or.
Mayer also gives treatment at Hotel fenn,
Reading, Pa, on the I'd SATURDAY and Hollow
ing sunday Of each month.
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DE. SWANS PAsTILEs Cure female tcedkness.
%. his T-Tablets cure chronic constipation
SAMPLES free. DR.. Swan Beaver Dam. Wis.
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The annual amount of sawed lumber
Of tins country, II put on a train OF
cars, would constitute q train $4,000
miles long.
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When women 60 into business silent
partnerships will have to be abolished.

etTS. An FITS Stopped nee Dy Or. Kline'sarea
Nerve HesIOrer. No Fits after nrst days use. MAJ
ye,ous cures. treatise and 81. 90 trial bottle trse to
cases. sendto DE. kline.s5l Area ~
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II WAS STYLISH,

Clara-Did you graduate with dis
tincti0n when you left cOllegeP
Stelli-I should think sol l was the
orly s ylish girl in my class.
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A WIDOWS WEALTH.

PlumdUff-Has that charming widow
any property?
Ketchum-Yes, considerable.
Plumduff-Real estate or personal?
Ketchum Personal. She has six
children.
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A

Young Author-But don't you think
my humor Is delicatep
Old Critic-Oh, veryl Why don'tyou
take a tonic for 1t.
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wuo SUFFERS with his liver constipa lion
ailIons ills. poor blood or dlzziness-take
Beecham's Pills. OF druggists. p cents.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-01-08

There is a brand of humility nor Of
~fenslve than the arrogance 1t usually
accompanies.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-01-08

"what it costs" must be carefully consid-
cred by the great majority of people, IN buying
even necessities. Hoods Sarsaparil.a COM
blnes positive economy with great medicinal
power. 1t Is the only medicine OF which can
trAly be said 100 Doses ono Dollar"
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THAT INTERCHANGEABLE RING.

THAT INTERCHANGEABLE RING.
lsabella-This ring that Charlie gave
me is very pretty, but 1t Is too
tight
Arabella-Well, you see, your fingers
are somewhat stouter than Alice Pom
sonby's.
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German
Syrup"

I'VE are six In fam
AFarmer at lily. We live In a
Edono r place where we arc
oNa'' subject to violent
Says. Colds and Lung
Troubles. / have
used German Syrup for six years
successfully for Sore Throat, Cough,
Cold, Hoarseness, Pains In the
Chest and Lungs, and spitting-up
OF Blood. l have tried many differ
ent kinds Of cough Syrups in my
time, but let me say to anyone want
ing such a medicine German Syrup
is the best. That has been my ex-
perience. If you use it once, you
Will go back to it whenever you
need it. 1t gives total relief and is
a quick cure, My advice to every
one suffering with Lung Troublesis
Try it. You will soon be con-
WINGED. In all the families where
your German Syrup
is used We have no John
trouble with the r..nLun
Lungs at all. 1t il
the medicine for this .na.
country. q 'o'
&C. GREEN. Sole Man'fr. woodbaU.bL
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"TWith money comes poor relations"
But poor relations never come with
money.
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A DEBT A t ENT.

Old Man-AIe you contracting many
debts noUp
Young Msn--No, sir; Pm expanding
them.
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There is a law maxim that equity fol-
lows the law, which may be true. but
,he doesn't always overtake 1t.
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Dora-How do you know Jimpson
worships the true and the beautfulf
Cora-He adOres me.
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Begins at the foot Of ths ladder-Ths
bod carrier.
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Desirable suite for a bachelor-Nice
girl with income enough for two.
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THE QUALITIES OF 4 HEROINE.

. THE QUALITIES OF a HEROINE.
g written a rovelp"
; q eroine a satin skin, vel
hair like threadsof spun
: lame GwendolineG"
81 don't see why 1t shouldn't
cess"
is we'll to be dethroned before one
done anything to deserve dethrone-
s
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1t does not require an artist, only q
to draw party lines.
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cop,fpue,H iaas

Al the year round
is the time when DIR. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery works the best.
1t purifies the blood.
It's not like the sarsaparillas,
which claim to do good in March,
April, and May; you can depend
upon it aloays. That's why it is
guaranteed. If it doesn't benefit or
cure, in every case for which it's
recommended, you have your money
back.
No other medicine of its kind
says as much-but no other does
as much. It cleanses, renews and
invigorates the entire system. For
all skin, scalp and scrofulous affec-
tions, as Eczema, letter, Salt-rheum,
White Swellings, Hip-joint Disease,
and kindred ailments, it's q positive
cure.
The proprietors of DR.. Sage's
Catarrh Remedy offer $500 for an
incurable Ease of Catarrh. 1t isn't
mere talk-it's business.
They mean to pay you, If they
can't cure you. But you'll find
that they can.
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Many a life has been lost
because Of the taste of cod
liver oil.
If SCOTS Emulsion did
nothing more than take that
taste away, it would save the
lives Of some at least of those
that put off too long the
means Of recovery.
1t does more. 1t is half
digested already. 1t slips
through the stomach as if by
stealth. 1t goes to make
strength when cod liver oil
would be a burden.
ScoTr & BowNz, Chemists. r,s South sth Avsaus.
New York.
Your druggist keeps Scott. Emulsion Of codLiv.r
oii-aIl druggists everywhere do. o..
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money.
Passaic City record., 1892-02-06

1t would seem that the circus proper
where elephants go around, has found a
but very formidable rival in c. B. Jeffer-
son Klaw & Erlanger's Country Circus.
which for the past few weeks has been
packing the immense Academy of Music,
New York, nightly No more enthusiastic
an audience ever filled a New York
theatre than greet this really grand pro-
duction at each successive performance.
There is no question thatin the Country
Circus" Messrs Jefferson, Klaw and
Erlanger have struck rich vein. 1t
would be hard to find a better vehicle
to introduce the grand parade and scenic
spectacle which mark this venture as
distinctly unique. The enthusiasm
which follows the parade as each new
feature is disclosed seems continuous.
and at its termination the audience can
hardly be quoted without repetition.
In the circus performance, which follows
are introduced the very best specialtes
that money could command, and the
audience is kept in constant state OF be-
wilderment for over an hour. They
laugh at thefunry clown, admire Miss
HalIoway's beautiful mena9e at, fndonly
words of praise for clever Master Leon
and his ponies, applaud to the echo the
beautiful Sisters Meers in their daring
bareback jockey act, wonder at the
marvellous feats of Prof. Conrad's trained
animals, gaze in open amazement at the
dash and daring of Americas greatest
bareback rider, VIM. De Mott, fairly
roar with laughter at Prof. Kline and
his comical mule. and reach the climax
of their astonlshment and delight when
the Glinserettis are seen in their greatest
exhibition of ground and lofty tumbling
the world has ever witnessed. 1t is all,
indeed, "a great show" novel, unique,
swift. bright, artistically put together,
popular, money maker, and a "stayer." +"
The performances beg1g every evening
at sharp. and are over at 80. The
matlnees, Wednesday and Saturday,
commence at and are over 4.3o, thus
enabling all living out of town to reach
their homes at a reasonable hour.
Passaic City record., 1892-02-06
Ground Hog Day.

Ground Hog Day" was all that
the most devout wishes for warm
weather could desire. AT no time
during the day could the animal
see his shadow, and we suppose
that backed by the record of the
past two months, he has put to
rout the hogs melt, the goose bone
and the thick corn husks.
How strange are these old, wide
spread beliefs of the human race
legacies of past ages to the present
Many of them have come down to
us from the stone age and embody
the belief of those people that
animals live in closer communion
with nature than man.
This ground hog belief is prob
ably belief coming down from
the Indians and is peculiar 10
America. But in different parts
of the country it takes to itself
different forms. 1t is bear in Yer
mont and crows in Connecticut.
But it is only one belief that Sur
rounds the second day of Febru
ary: In the old English calendar,
it is known as Candlemas Day be-
cause of the custom in the middle
ages of burning candles on that
day
+" II is Candlemas day
Half your wood
And half vour haV"
Passaic City record., 1892-02-06
Lodi Briefs

In Lodi a base ball club is or
ganizing. We will give particulars
next week.
All the factories at Lodi are very
busy most of them running over
time, and one, Byrne Bros. running
night and day.
Work on the Chapel of the Re-
formed church at Lodi has begun.
The church itself will soon be
moved to the same lot. The site
was given by Mr.. G. c. Mercer.
Mr.. Geo. C. Mercer is setting the
people of Lodi (and of many other
places, too, for that matter) an ex-
cellent example in widening the
sidewalk. He is moving his fence
back ST. as to give an eight foot
sidewalk instead of four. Would
that many people would follow his
example.
There are few places better fitted
by nature for a town than Lodi.
The country surrounding is rich
and water power good. 1t seems
to be reviving from its fire, and if
the railroad facilities could be i'm
proved, nothing would seem to
hinder it's growth. 1t is under
stood that some changes for the
better in this respect are soon to
be made. But if the road between
Lodi and Garfield we're improved
good effects would follow. There
is not vacant house in town and
there are some excellent vacant
lots which can be had cheap.
Passaic City record., 1892-02-06
Educational.

The creation of the office of
superintendent of schools in this
city is step in the right direction
and one that should have been
taken long ago. 1t will give more
efficiency to the schools than any
other single move. Now, let the
board not hamper it by non-sensi'
cal rules and regulations, nor inn
pose too much work on its incum-
bent. The work is full of details,
and demands care and energy
which no one but a professional
teacher can appreciate. The pub
lie schools of this country are open
to the charge of being SO ironclad
that their efficiency is, in a meas
ure, lost. And this is owing to
board of education measures.
The teachers frankly admit that
they cannot do their best for they
are robbed of their individuality.
And this is why some of the ap-
parently poorly organized schools
do the best work. Let Passaic see
to it and keep her schools at their
highest degree of efficiency and
this can only be done by keeping
teachers on their individuality and
having all work in harmony.
Passaic City record., 1892-02-06

Advertising that pays is what a
business man wants, but what he
doesn't always get. Well, why?
simply because he does not do it
Alright. Successful advertising,
like everything else, is the result
of right means and right methods.
He must have a medium which is
attractive and which is read by the
right class of people, To advertise
potatoes in scientific journal is
waste of time and money. The
paper which people read is what
you want; but more than this:
You want one which they preserve.
You want one which is printed so
as to be an honor to the publisher.
Not slovenly concern--a mass of
ink. Again, let an advertisement
be newsy,-some of those plodding
affairs are no earthly good. John
Brown, dealer in hayseed," will
never attract as well as the an
nouncement that John Brown
deals in hayseed And particular
ly if this stands in the same place
in the column day IN and year out
Change the advertisement often.
People must be educated to read
them-they are really news and
many times contain important
news, and the only way to get
them read is to write in a plain
style and give news. In this day
and generation no man can say as
did a writer years ago in Cham6er'S S
Journal, that he had never bought
anything he had seen advertised
and hoped he never would, for he
would go without the very neces-
saries of life.
Passaic City record., 1892-02-06
Independent Papers in Politics.

The influence of the independ-
ent paper is far more potent in
politics than is generally conceded
by the politicians Because it does
not act as the mouthpiece of a
party and endorse every action of
that party, whether right or wrong,
but reserves the right to criticise
or call to account unworthy or in
competent office holders, of what
ever party, it is ignored by the
politicians. The independent pa
per is read by and has influence
with the great mass of thinking
people who vote for principle rath
er than for party success. When
they see an article in the indepen-
dent paper regarding the tariff, or
the force bill, or pension legislation
they know that the sentiments
contained therein are not dictated
by partisan feelings, but are the
impartial, unbiased criticisms and
opinions of the editor, whose only
aim is to present great questions
to the public in their proper light,
and to see to 1t that their readers
are not humbugged nor imposed
upon by the exaggerated one-sided
statements of over-zealous party
organs. The independent paper
despite its partisanship, is
factor in politics, and can and
should control the balance of
power to the end that good govern
ment may be served.
Passaic City record., 1892-02-06
Athletic Matters.

he OIlldllt AluO 10 llli vi CiCl
gy, as usual. 1t intends improving
its grounds greatly.
The Montclair Base Ball Club is
ready to receive challenges. We
hear that Mr.. Ralph Marden, late
captain of the Alerts Base Ball
Club of this city, is member, so
we may expect some good work
done this season.
Mayor Bogart is doing an excel
lent work in Garfield in this con
nection and one worthy of more
than local mention. He has inter
ested himself in athletics to the
extent that he is organizing a ball
club and will build for it house.
Bravo!
Revell is selling printing outfits
pretty fast. He has taken the full
store now and intends putting in a
full supply of Peck & Snyder goods
Base Ball Clubs, Wheeling and
Gymnastic Clubs-in fact. all
wanting athletic goods will know
where to go for them.
TheRutherford Wheeling Club
is all ready for business of the
ensuing summer. So is the Boil
ing Spring Base Ball club. Here
in this City, the Passaic City
Wheeling and Athletic club and
Passaic Athletic club have organ
lied. Of the former, Jas. Bryce is
Captain and J. Revell manager.
The Nutley Base Ball Club is also
ready to receive dates from neigh
boring clubs.
Father Sheppard's club house
the H. N. Twill be ready for oc-
cupancv in about 10 days. 1t will
be complete in every detail. In
the basement are two bowling al
leys; on the first floor is a gymna-
sium, also billiard and pool tables;
and the end room is a bath, ele-
gantly fitted up. All is under the
superintendent Of Mr.. McCarty.
The Wheelmen's Fair at Ruth
erford opened on Wednesday eve
ming and will continue the balance
of the week The object is to
raise money to pay off a debt in
Cured by the lawn parties last
summer. The attendance so far
has been quite large. Many
a. ii 'es of value-silverware,
household articles of general utility
are offered. Excellent refresh
ments are furnished and the music
is very fine.
The Passaic City Wheeling and
Athletic Association held a
smoker" on Saturday night which
proved a very happy affair and
afforded much pleasure to large
party of friends. A leading feat
ure of the evenings entertainment
was a cornet solo by A. E. Friedel.
Robert H. Blake and Sanford
Felix played a banjo duet, accom-
panied on the piano by Howard
Angel. A supper, followed by
smoking from long clay pipes,
closed the evenings fun.
These are few of the Spring in
dications that the coming season
will be lively in athletic circles.
Passaic City record., 1892-02-06

Fifty years old, Io6 board pages, I43
original engravings, articles by 8S
authorities in every branch of agriculture
and domestic affairs, and a wonderfully
compact array of statistics, showing why
the future for farmers is brilliant with
hope-these are few of the characteris-
tics of that sterling magazine for Janu-
AIRY, the AMERICAN AGRIcULTURILT, 81
and 81 Lafayette Place, New York. The
unique celebration of its entrance upon
its second half century is marked event
In the agricultural world.
Passaic City record., 1892-02-06

The RECORD one year for $r.oo.
Passaic City record., 1892-02-06
Correspondents Wanted.

The RECORD wants a reliable
correspondent in the following
localities:-Garfeid, Passaic Park,
Passaic Bridge, Carlton Hill, Lodi
and Clifton. One who can furnish
items of news of local interest may
send his name to this Office.
Passaic City record., 1892-02-06
LA Grippe" ="

Persons suffering from La Grippe"
are speedily and permanently cured by
Humphreys Specifics Nos. one and
seven. Number one allays the fever,
pain and inflammation, while No. seven
cures the cough, hoarseness and sore
throat.
Passaic City record., 1892-02-06

If man wants to settle in wide
awake community, all he has to do
is to look at the newspaper. A
wide awake, well supported home
newspaper, is always associated
with good schools, churches, active
business, and intelligent people.
1t never fails. No business man
or pioneer in any community
makes any better investment than
in the money he gives to the sup
port of a good home newspaper.
Passaic City record., 1892-02-06
Short, Sharp and Snappy.


prandchild but Senator Standtord's
blooded colt.
The rapid growth of interest IN
electricity is demonstrated by the
number of books on that subject.
Twenty years ago there were less
than a dozen of them. recent cat
alogue gives the titles of over 400
books on electricity.
"Much ado about nothing
average daily session of the pre-
sent Congress.
"If Taffy was a Welshman,' as
legendary lore says he was, 1t IS
safe to assume that the writer OF
that Chil1an apology is also a Welsh
man, and a lineal descendant OF
old man "Taffy."
The House of Representatives.
appears to need a ruler worse than
il does a code of rules.
Gen. B. F. Butler has lost none
of his old time cunning. His hide
is too tough to mind the personal
abuse which is being hurled at
him on account of statements made
in his book, and he knows that the
more he is abused the better the
book will sell.
A recent newspaper headline
read. aHunqer and fever doing
fatal work" Wonder if the writer
knows of any two things more
likely to do fatal work than hunger
and fever.
That money and brains are be
hind the Cara revolutionary
movement in Mexico is daily be-
coming more evident, but whose
moneyand whose brains is still a
question.
That British tar who sailed into a
Connecticut harbor with the Brit
ish flag alone flying from his mast
head must have supposed that Chill
had wiped the United States flag
out of existence.
The anti Chinese laws enacted
have not been very successful IN
accomplishing the object aimed at
the absolute exclusion of the Chi
nese, but undismayed by the loose
work of its predecessor the present
Congress proposes to try its hand
at making a law that will shut all
Cinnamon out, for twenty years,
at least
In anticipation of Spring the
Presidential nomination bulb,
which only flowers once in four
years, is beginning to put out its
teDaer sprouts, feeling and search
Ting for some substantial support.
Only a few ever find this support,
consequently the most of these
bulbs never get beyond the sprout-
ing season.
The Judge who released thief
from prison in order that an in
fatuated girl might try to reform
him by marrying him assumed a
great responsi bllity.
At the present rate of progress
the House of Representatives will
not be ready to get down to serious
business before the death of the
Fifty second Congress. 1t is hardly
surprising that the republicans
should have charged the democrats
with going slow Intentionally.
1t is said that the Car of Russia
proposes restoring serfdom in his
domain. Ifthe peasants of Russia,
after having enjoyed generation
of freedom, shall again willingly
assume the yoke of slavery they
will not deserve the sympathy OF
anybody, and if it is unwillingly
put upon their necks let the Car
beware of the consequences.
Ifsociety bellies are to use the
razors to cut the throats of their
female friends the colored brother
will have to adopt another weapon
to settle the disputes at his pcinics
| Uncle Sam is now down to his
lighting weight, and nations not
desirous of fighting will do well tc
Keen off the tail of his coat
Passaic City record., 1892-02-06

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Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1892-01-21
1892
HARPER'S MAGAzIN E.
=. v -. ---r- 4 ----

This magazine will celebrate the
fourth centenary Of the discovery
OF America by its re-discovery,
through articles giving a more
thorough exposition than has hith-
erto been made of the recent un-
precedented development of our
country, and especially in the
great west. Particular attention
will also be given to Dramatic Ep.
isodes of American History.
The Field of the next European
War will be described in series
Of Papers on the Danube "From
the Black Forest to The Black Sea, :"
by Poultney Bigelow and F. d.
Millet, illustrated by Mr.. Millet
and Alfred Parsons Articles also
will be given on the German, Aus
trian and Italian Armies. illus
tialed hy 7 de Thulstrup.
Mr. w. d Howells will contri-
butte new novel, a World Of
Chance characteristically Amer
lean. Especial prominence will
be given Ia short stories, which
will be contributed by T. B. AL
drich, r IL Davis, A. Conan
Doyle, Margaret Deland, Mss
Woolson, and other ,,opular
writers.
Among the literarr features will
be Personal RI miniscences of
Nathaniel hawthorne, by his col
iege class-m"'. '.e and Lille long friend,
doratlo Fridge, aud a Personal
Memoir of the Brownings, by Anne
FhacSerary Ri,chfe.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1892-01-21

There are 1922. 900 acres in the
strip, which will furnish homes
for 81 ,6S7 families, or lSs,OOO peo-
pie. Before the land can opened
for settlement the agreement must
be ratified by congress and to this
there are two dangers which should
be considered; First that congress
may take an economical streak
and refuse to raliiy the contrac
and, second, that they may refuse
to ratify theco lateral concessions.
which many aver is Incompatible
with the basic principles of Amer.
ican government Should the de-
sire 10 give homes to the homeless
overrun these objections, congress
will undoubtedly sct yer soon.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1892-01-21

The intruders are organized
against the bonafide citizens of this
country TO an alarming extent.
They have even sent delegates to
Washington to misrepresent their
cause there. The citizens of the
Cherokee nation should organize
against them and leave nothing
undone to defeat their diabolical
schema