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Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-20

Ths loltS could not bat, vale PnilA
cslph1z at GambArt a. vii. Phllsr
dslpnia to-day Ggnsd Pitcher Derpy,
late Of Guiana.
f psssss:.Ssi.s fSSP fff GsS /
BALKAoaE. July lathe threaten
ing weather Al Union PARK downed tue
Baitlmores today. Play began Al $50
and AK unlntsfesting innings were
ploddsd through, when the Clsvelands
left for Bostoa- Persons debut as
Baitimors pitcher WAS fairy good, but
the home team could not wln-
s s.,.,mss - ! IL 2 Gss
wAsHISeroS. July ls.-Todsy'sWash-
lngton-Louisviils game was called Al
me end Of the sixth inning on account
Of rain. TIE visitors were continually
kicking Agalnst the umpsre's decisions,
ana alter the fourth inning gave
notice that they played under protest;
, TasaiasxtOa ii 9 ! SsS "a I :
BKooKLYS, July ls.-The BrookIyns
covered themselves Ali over with glory
this afternoon by winning two games
from Won der Ane's st. louis Browns
The nome team played good bali A. ali
points and showed the result OF effect
I'VE organization and team work.
Brooklyn - o 0 0I o o - 0 i
81. LoaiA - 0 y o. v
Second game:
Brooklyn 5 4 0 lis ~ !
&c. Louia .........0 0 0 o o o. z
BosroS, July ls.-Pittsburg played
better bail than the Champions and
won after hard struggle. Joe Kelly
saved the game IN the sixth when with
three on bases aud none out he caught
DUMAS hy and threw Nash DOT At the
plate.
Boston,....--.-s 90 o so z
NEw YoaK, July 1.-The New Yorks
played anotner losing game today and
- Ia Mondays game the Reds came
out on top. The visitors practically
won the game IN the second inning
when they scored three unearned runs.
New York o o o o01 OIL )
tincinnsti.----0 . y o v . ID 4
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-20
WONDERFUL
CURES!
or the Famous sro0Cial1St
ADV RTISING
PHYSICIANS!

In the Detroit Free Press June z, sixth page, under
the head of Distinguished Doctors" see the names
of the members of The American (Alopathc) Medical
Association, who meeting in that city, and the spec
iates in which they engaged and also the pictures
of Is of those who afford it
If this is their advertisement and We think it is
wish to congratulate the principal physicians among tho
Aopaths for their advertising physicians and
we feel sorrow for the herd of Aopathic phys
clans who do not to advertise What does this
meeting amount to, anyway Is it anything than
a mutual admiration society and free advertising
scheme for its members Will the rest of the Alopathic
physicians call them "quacks" after this We hope
not the members of the American Medical Associa-
ton have much right to advertise as Dr. s. CLAY
TODDand wish to congratulate them on their success
Advertising Physicians
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-20
CALLED BY A GHOST.
Wanted, sir--a patient"

ah'ea, sla patient.
IL WAS ~ the early Gays OF my proies-
aonai career wien patients were scarce
si'u '''ousn ! Was :" Inc az ~ si''us
aown " Wy eA'p' H''e1 '''' '"'''
INTO my su'seiy. .,,
eh'ereu orisAly' oul no Soonei uiu !
eaten sisn' 81 'n0 ns uie s.anuis iean
my asaau'' 'ne oo'In.o. 'nA sa. 'e0
os'cA win .eo,"s - nc.
Neser Si'aAi Us. '"o en4s''Ine, "a
'lA' 1aoe-'.e .n'' uo'io' s'apeL VI
on eveis isa,a' q asony VII
seeieo :" s'in .no '.'y oy's os". -
'he oon,l x oio"s' "a %"m ~
mo 70 oeno'u' "o0u''e" % was ~
scenes oi 'e,'oi -,
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'oine ue''ssiou an,
NO IN no. -.
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winning " e",u ."ousA.u ounu
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80 nonesls' p WI my
nav 70 ,no 's'',.e isqu.ou "a ,ie.
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SOUNDED 80 no''o~ anu uN'.n' .l,s' IA,
voiontsrny snranA JACK ioors'
"has nonsehSe LOU S4o nos lying
man. iou S.e p",v, Uu' "" appear
Pei,scly ns1.ny :,
nusn' ne 'n'eIrup'eo' = KNOW al,
TINS. iou canuo' ~ "o'1 ooneinceu
OF my pnysi."i ne"'.u 'N"i ",A my seu ;
yes Ano" 'N"s o e o"'
the nrst noar ai'ef l''iai''sn' SiiaA oe d
oeeu "so-
pus
ne snuaos'eu si'sn'iy' uu' stretching
OUT nus ns1a eo'a .M mo''u u
me W 70 s'ion" D-s w 10" IL
Formed OF what anrm' ne sald quiet
~; nave receaveo mysterious sum
mons from the oeao- NO mortAi aid
can avail me. 90 not coine ei'ner 10
seek your aosice or 70 argue the matser
with you. ont simply 10 ouy your seiV-
ices. oner you 3i'ooV 70 pass the
night IN my cnamoer ana WITNESS tne
scene when taxes pace.
The words, strange a .ney WERE were
spoken camiy enough ous an expires.
NON OF socn "''o norio1 again Passe
over the strangers race 'ns' In spite OF
sne Immense 'ee l nesa's'eo W answer
ne pisceo oesofo INC pa'cn"en'
documents, ana fo'iowihg the ,haicstioh
OF that whise' muscular nano ! reaa the
words, ANA 10 MI fre1e''ck nesd, OF
IL High street. Alton, oequeseh tue
sum OF El.po ior certain services rem
dered 70 me.
Il have nsd tnas VIII Drawn up WIN.
tn the last twensy-four hours ana
signed II an nour ago IN 'he presence OF
competent witnesses 1 am prepared
you see. Now do you accept my oHer OF
notY'
NY answer was 20 wn4A "N'use '''e
room and take ao~n my hss' anu '"en
lock the door OK the surgery o"niinoni-
eating with she house
IL was asFs. Ny oo,o nhsns' anu
somehow the courage ana at'sefia', ~ 'sn
which the sight OF my own name 10 con !,
nection WIN . Thousand pounos nsa
given me Tagged considersoie se rounn
myself hurried along through the nien'
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-20
Boyd Pantlnd rhird.

CmcAGo, July Ie.-Today's races At
Washington park:
FIRST race, nve-elghths mile-Prize
won. Tom Kelly sscond, Boyd PantIlnd
third, time. lost.
second, one and one-eignth miles
Joe Carter Won, Reveal second, Arun-
del third time, l;54t.
Third, one ana oae-eignth miles
Semper Lex won, Hume second. Cicero
third; time, LOO.
Fourth, one aad one-slxteenth miles
Pagan won. Ny Queen second, MARI
gold third; time. i:4s4.
Fifth, tAree-fourtns mile-Tim MUIR
pny woa, S6osloae second. Udrey
third, time. i:l4
sixth, one and one-half mile -lo
Tanlo.rn Won. Faraday second, Gold
stone third; time, i:f51; lowering
worlds record one-half second.
seventh, three-fourths mile-rulla
Blackburn won, servlto second, Falero
third, time. l:l4t.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-20
FOR A RACE MEET
FOR A GRAND TOURNAMENT
A Commfts- Ma Appointed 70 insssfi-
gate me Mzu=r and RsPort 70
the Bicycle Club.

Grant kaplds has the prospsct Of
seeing n the near future bicycle
tournaments cond 1cted ON grand
scale. IL has long been tas talk OF
lovers OF the spoGt 10 give toofns-
u8enI IA which everybody may be IA
vlIed to participate. bat has long been
held back by tie lack OF nt grounds
ut which 70 mold such .
race meet. At mestlng
Of the board of directors Of
the Grand Rapids Bicycle club last
evening, A. B. Richmond. Frank
EscoGt and PnIn' 5. Hunt were APP
pointed a committee 10 inyesslgate the
matter Of giving q race meet. similar
10 me one gwen annually ~ Peoria,
Ill and other cities. The AFFAIR is not
calculated " be OF local Importance
only, Dut il is proposed 10 invite suca
riders as Windle, ''the boy wonder
who nov holds the worlds record Tor
one mile, Barrett, Van oickIen, bods,
and other men that have made their
record as scorchers IN other places. IL
successful ia making tae meet q 90, II
Will Dc OF Two days duration and VIII
Do he'd AZ the North park track.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-20
Racing az Detroit.

DErRou. July IA large crowd
witnessed the second days racing Of
the National TrottIng associxtionmeet-
ing. Weather fair. sport good. sum-
mary;
AL class, trot. purse 81 00o-Kath-
srine won. BeIlva second, Steve Whip
pie third; best time, S:l7f.
2.2t class, trot. merchants and man.
ufscturers stakes, 81. 000-Nigntinxale
non, George second. Madge Hatton
third: best time, 2.l7t.
2.24 class, pacing, purse, y .000-Fiy-
ing Jib won. Merry Chimes second.
Young BonAirs third; best time, Ais.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-20

State OF Michigan. County of Kent. S.:
IF A. Hall, cashier ofthe above named bank.
do solemnly swear that the above statement
is true to the best OF my knowledge and belief.
+. A. HALL, Cashier.
Subscribed and sworn to before me this 18th
day Of July 1892 d. B. SHEpp.
Correct--Attest: Notary Public.
JAS. D. ROBINSON.
AARON BREWER. Directors.
JUSTIN NJ. SrAyLEY.D
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-20

IxpIkSAPoLIs, July TO- - The firss
meeting of the Indianapolis Driv-
ing club opened today 10 the presence
OF 5000 people with the track little
slow a ne to heavy rain last night.
Following are the summaries.
Thrss-mlnute trot, purse s4o0-Llyod
won, Democrat second, FANNIE A
third: best time, 2s29.
235 pace. purse s5o0-walnut Boy
won. Fred Douglass second, Mascot
third; time 2:2ti.
2.t6 trot, purse 81 .0oo--Nsw York
Central won. Lord Clinton second, L..
r. ~. third. lime 2.fSf.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-20
Monmouth PARK Results.

NEW Y0kx, July lS.-Resul,s at
Monmouth park today; First race,
oae and one-eighth mile-Potomac
Won. Cleaning second, Strathmeatn
third; time. l:55.
second. the Collect stakes, three quar-.
ters OF . mile-Heien Nichols won.
Experiment second, Lustre third; time,
1:f3f
Third, one and Q half miles-Mars
won, Kilkenny second, Leona Well
third; time, 2.36i. Above race 10 the
Barnegst stakes
Nourth, one mile--Sr Matthew won.
May Vim second. Equith third; time,
i:tlf.
Fifth, five furlongs-Gold Dollar won,
To-menter second, Captain Brown
third; time, SO.
Sixth. five-eights mIle-Reginald
won, Misery second, Doctor third.
time. l.oli.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-20
Young and Middle Aged

Nervous DEBILITY. Marquis wesnnes.sa. -
sutina from early indiscsettoss and encesses
Of manhood overwork Of the brain improper
treatment Of some other diseases improper
us< of iusfruments IN sxA0isAficn ss1 trsas
rnsnf 81 some oths1 cisesses ksyeoftary wrsk
ntss- etc.. causing iess manhse1. isnp,fsocs.
bsfrenness, inability e collect scsas or re-
n ernber vord during conversation. rsakine
the sHssrer lose eonfoeDcs in ever enc. even
himsel s~assne esstfsnsa worry ses snrfess
abort Troubles that never cone: sone<fmes
causing Bsfiepsy offer csn<f ne insanity. enc
form ~ Deafness fssalysis. Nervousness snc
Heart BissnsA sheb1iffy 70 cenescf bseo<ss.
etc
Tbs sisssss vfsh 81 ~ eempBessscus e
slssss esrss ~ Dr. q cIAT ToDB. H we~th
pisisof ssfsss rooms l. sss 4 srase hspsds
Niek
uMoa{r4n{Q
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-20
Gloucester Races.

GLoCcxsrER, July ls.-Tne races to-
day resulted: First race, SIX and one
fourth furiongs-Shakespeare won,
fragrant second, Mamie b third; time,
f.2lt.
second. fvc-eixhtes mile Pievnar
won. Violet ; sccoad, Our Maggie third
time, lott.
Third. one mile-Juggler won, Ely
ton second, Bohemian third; time,
lbs.
Fourth. one mile-Delusion won,
Dsgo. second. Mifthwood third; time,
l.45f.
Fifth. SIX and one-fourth furlongs-
Bryson won. Lost Star second, Citizen
third: time. l:22t.
Sixth, four AMI one-half furlongs-
Deer Lodge won, Sir David second [,
Basteirow third; time, ;5sA-
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-20
ARE YOU ALWAYS SLEEPY?

Do ycu get up nighfs7
Can Seu control your urinef
IL there pain In yeur bsekf
Or Nervous Prosrratfonf
OR Nervous Deeiiitys
or Impofeneyf
Any Inclination 20 Paralysis,
Eyer ha6 RheaBa;ism7
IL Stomach weakf
DO you feel worn ont,
IL there . sense of Of asneness'
Palma In back of beaf1
Are Sou dreadful nervouse
Not enoush or too much urinef
Dces 81 hurt 80 urinAte7
pces IL smart or bsrns
IL there weight or pressure N bewes part ef
ahdomenf
Does vouy urine sstti~s
pf,ehduss % esoady aeesslt7
Hev Iona this ~Ayf
Married ~ sineieg
Ahesf What sse'
Thes esf es Dr. 4 Gag reas. re ~ yovss
pfvfoea street. kasrn 4 Grand rapfa a. Mich.
che - sne famous Speeis isl Fhysieisa wbs 10
afina az thess ar~ssisl cssapakists
atsseu EVER tssE. 81 csfy. CT nesehtsrhoot
. TIE tnfses stse~s esn beast - sone ssrsnef
sus>s ~he ts< b>-n restored &c reyfs<s heath
ses ~ssAooa sss ~enxsssea ~ ~. n Clay
lead sa sAs lsss - years. BE s<n1s me1sssses
sssfy~hsrss
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-20
DR.. S. CLAY TODD,

The Famous Specialist. once and
Dtspensary. Is North Division strees.
ND stairs. Rooms /. 3 and I. Grand
Rapids. Michigan.
Dr. Todd charges less and cures quicker
than ANY other Physician.
n you have tried other Doctors without 10
lief or permanent cure your only hope 70 II
Dr. 8. Clay Todd.
Dr. s. Clay Todd's medicines are all fresh
y prepared By the Doctor In person. every day
but Sundays.
DR.. s. Clay Todd can be consulted free of
charge at tho once. or By letter. every day
bus Sunday&
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-20
cATARRH CURED.
Have You Catarrh.

Have you pains over the syssf
Are -FOUR eyes wateryf
Have you dry cough even uighsf
Are you sick at the stomachf
10 there contsn nous drop pins Of m man. a,
the back Of Four throat
You Ca Be cured quietly and pernanenslv
b. DR.. s. Clay Todd. 10 North Division streft
up statrA rooms I. . ana { 0raod Rap,ds
Mich. Cal or writa. free. at o0es o. by nal
Medicines sent everywhere
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-20
YESTERDAYS BASS BALL.
The Chieagos Meet With Another Re-
verse--Other Games.

PurnspELrHrs, July is.--Chicsgo was
chicsxoed today. The game Was
played ssoss OF the time n = drisxling
rain and was without special feature.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-20

Catarrh, deafness, rheumatism. p~rv.
Gus debility, impotence and al dsseasee
resulting from early indisoretions and
excesses OF manhood, all diseases OF
the urinsry orgaina, partial pAralypaS.
vancocclle rupturcs, fumors, scrofuia.
old sores, dropey, akin diseases liver
and kidney complaints heart disease.
shortness OF breath. back Of head.
small OF back. ETC., including ell
female complaints and chronic diseaoes
cured quickly and permanently.
That cough, slight fever and veak.
nsse. shortnese OF breath, palpitatlou
consumptisn.
If you are nervous restless. srr.sa-
BILE. sleepless or wake after hcrried
dreams, tired mornings, With Q dull
headache. bad taste Ia the mouth,
sometimes discharges, and 90 about
your employment without he. energy
gloomy forebodings, . disposition "a
worry and fret about trouble shee1
that never comes, spells Of feeling
afraid or uncertain. somstlmes leo
spirits, you are suffering from nervous
debility and exhaustion of nerve power.
which may end In utter prostratson.
insanity and death.
II you have Q great sense Of weaknass
and weariness, with tired limbs. numb
ness. trembling, prickly seusatsoxls.
cold feet ond legs, you are advancsng
70 that most serious dssease- faraiyxss.
II your head aches. feel numb and
fred, with strange eenotions. Loo OF
memory. and you think with dsf6culty
or you are sieepiese ~ night With
drowsiness and duline@ during the
day, the nerve and brain fatigue snav
soon run into insanity or death.
lyon have any OF these feelings 40
not neelect them. or they viii end
peraiyna, insanity. prostrst'on or
A. you value your life do MOI neg
lect these warnings Tine and expe-
rienoe has shown. and hundreds u
Startling AND marvellous cures have
proved. that these oiseaeee are per-
fecuy and completely cured by DR..
q. CLAY TODD. IL n. DIVISION street,
rooms !. 8 and 4. Grand kApid.. Mich.
Under the nee Of d. =. CLAY
ToDD's remarksbi remedies ell
those symptoms yield ~ il by magic,
and stfengthe Of nerves, vigor Of brain,
vitality OF blood end health 81 body
are soon restored.
He remedies are purely vegstsbls
and harmless. and can only he OBJ
| tanned at his once.
On. TODD compounds his preecrip-
| tions before each patient IN he once
Dn- ToDD'f ONCE 10 ~ Is X. Dsvu5ou
street, rooms i, 8 and I, orsod Rapida
HE medicines agree with the e9om-
sch, and you can eat anything yea
/ choose.
He's in he of3ce from IN the morn
ing until In the evening every day buo
6uDesyA
Cali everybody. A friendly sAlk vin
cost you nothing.
Low cnayees. RAps6 cureA
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-20

he msi<n s Dr. rom o
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-20
RUPTURES
Destroy Comfort
RUpTURES ARE DAm6Enous
Rup tn
Cured =!
%.
NeKnife or surgical operation.
No truss used
Dr ;. clss TODD guarantees 70 reduce rns
rupture oaethirc or eEehslf ils siss Ia "a
loura
Medicines cent to sns address On rsospt a
- Nc; sold AZ arux siorcs-
Call or write free
letter. answered promptly. srss az ch.r~.
By Dr. Gas Todd. the fazneus snscssller ~
Nortb bisisson street. up sts.rs. ro. So
ana Grand kspicA Mica
Dr,S,C|ay Todd
The Famous Nerve Specialist
No. 10 North Division 81.
ROOMS l. Isal

Cures Paralysis. Twitchine. Pinch
ing or Prickling Sensations, Tremni-
ous Feslngs, Back or Head Ache.
Back or Neck Pains, sometlmes run
ming down the arms or back. Dixunese
and other symptoms leading TO para
lysis. Nervous Debility and Female
Complaints and Chronic Diseases.
Consultation free and confidential.
No charge for services until cured.
Directions IN oil languageA
RHEUMATISM ALWAYS CURED.
cATARRn AND HEAD NOISES CURED
DR0Psy CURED.
FITS AND ALL NERVE AND BRAIN
DISEASES CURED.
EYE AND LAR DISEASES CURED
the ONLY ONE VINO CURES prAfMrs
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-20
NO. OF Bank $500.
REPORT OF THE CONDITION
OF THE
OLD NATIONAL BANK,

OF GRAND RAPIDS.
At Grand Rapids, In the State OF Michigan. at
the close Of business.
$3.50 July. IL, 1899.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-06-23
An American Fable.

THE LAWYER AND THE HORSE THIEF.
A Man who had been Arrested for Steal
ing Horse engaged a celebrated Lawyer
to Defend him, and when the Case came
to Trial he was promptly Acquitted In
deed, as was afterward Ascertained, Seven
of the Jurymen were in Tears when they
left the Courtroom, and they were Unani-
nous for. Not Guilty on the first Ballot.
When the Lawyer came to Congratulate
his Client on the Verdict he found him
downcast and full of Woe.
What, art Thou not full of Rejoicing
that Thou hast been Pronounced an limo
cent and Honest Mani" exclaimed the
Lawyer.
Alas no"' replied the client. Il have
been Acquitted, it is True, but it will take
the Value of the Stolen Horse to Recon-
pensc you. Why didn't | Steal the Mate
to him while was about it. and thus come
out ahead of the gaEe>"
Mornl-lt is hard for an Honest Man to
know Just what i best to do in this De
celJIui World VI. QUAD
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-06-23

Boston Herald; The parallel between
the republican party Of today and the
wing party of the period when Harrison's
grandfather was elected president seems
to US to have not had the attention it de-
serves. In the earlier period, when the
wings came into power with an enor-
nous majority, they at once proceeded
to establish strong central government
in their legislation. That policy was re-
pudiated the next year by the PEOPLE. 1t
has now been revived in all lis features
except the single feature of United
States bank. In its present form it is
more offensive in giving special privileges
to the few in legislation at the expense of
the general welfare than ever before.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-06-23

sticks 20 w'd plugged coin yo' am ex-
pected to pass it off on street kyar con-
ductor. De tax assessor expects yo' to pre-
varicate. De gas man figgers dat yo' will
turn on all de burners if de meter gifts
outer order. If yo' fail in bizness yo'r cred
itors am prepared to admire de leetle
scheme by which yo' beat EN-. We am all
honest up to lowwater mark; arter dat
doan' give odds on nobody.
Deacon Simmons pears to feel it mo-
bekase he an Brudder Bebee belong to de
same club, an he reckons DER orter be a
fraternal feelin. So DER orter, but all fra
ternal feelin melts away when yo' swap
watches or trade nevis. I am a deacon in
achurch, but do yo' reckon I'd lend one of de
odder deacons two dollars widout had Sc
curity fur five dollars? PIE bin libin right
longside of preacher fur nigh onto ten
Vars, but would swap watches wild him
onless looked to see if he hadn't taken out
some of de wheels? AS said befo', be hon
est up to sartin pint. AFTER dat all men
expect yo' to take keer of yo'rself. Dat
mewl will no doubt die on de deacon's
hands, an while he will be 'leven dollars
outer pocket. he will hev gained twenty
two dollars WORT of experience Let us
now attack de regular bizness of de
meetin,n
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-06-23
Easy Mathe EN- a tics.

| An ice wagon serves So customers in
the course of IA day. Each family should
receive Is pounds of ice, but owing to the
| nearsightedness of the driver the average
weight is only 10. How much does the
wagon gain in one day, and why is it that
the nearsighted collector never takes a
| three cent piece for dime?
If one man with a lawn mower can arouse
| IS people from sleep at & o'clock in the
| morning, how many could men with lawn
, mowers arouse if they tried their level
| beSt2
= is cakes district messenger boy 35 min
utes to travel l7G yards while on business
| for the company, but only when on his
| way home What is his speed per hour in
each case? What is the per cent. compared
| to chain iightnings
A has the sum of $l2 in his pocket, when
! gives him a pointer on the races by
| which he can win 1879 times his capital
What did the sum total amount to, and
why was it that A had to borrow nickel
| to get home on?
By adding 2 quarts and gill of water to
his stock, n milkman brings the total
| amount up to quarts and gills, and
swears by the bones of his ancestors that
| it is the pure quill. How much milk did
he have in the first placer
| A and B buy lottery ticket, costing S.
in partnership. A contributes 81 90 and
B contributes q 10. In case the ticket
draws $4,000, what share will each one
takes Needn't be in any hurry TO work
| this out.
A farmer has miles to drive Hefigures
| that while he is driving mile his hired
man ought to hoe rows of corn across a I
acre lot. He gets home to find that only Z
| rows have been hoed in all. What was the
average per mile, and how long was the
hired man roosting on the fence?