St. Paul daily globe., 1892-04-19
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italy receives only se500J for the Malta
N - iynched in New Orleans IL ~ reason
ie TO suppose t1at ia TINS transaction Benny
has called Gpoa the sHperIor bargain counter
methods Of Br'cr v 1aoamlker.
There has recently been brough. to this
country bigger elephant than ever Jumbo
was Having shaated Boss QTay OF from its
hands PERHAPS the Republican party Is iooS-
ing tor a',oth = one II 50, NOV Is the time
to subscribe"
A gold coin passes from one to another
2,o1l00J times before the stamp or impression
upon II becomes obiiterateI by friction. Two
million times. Count EN-
Japhet in search of a father enjoyed g pic
mic compared to tho moil aud toll of st. Pani
Republicans hunting for candidate for
mayor.
Congressman Funston passed lively
Easter in company with his mouth
Ingrained pieiy crops ont in unexpected
places; Senators Pettigrew and Quay are
both opposed to opening the worlds fair on
Sunday.
Horrible weather was the prominent feat
ure Of Easter in the East. Ia fact. there was
rather more northeaster than Easter
The acme OF careature has az las: been
reached. and the New York Recorder illus
trates its editorials.
Those who have been fighting under his
rules viii be panied to learn that the Mar
quis Of Queensberry never saw prize fight
In this respect he greatly resembles that
b ombastic sprinter. Charley Mitchell.
Blakely Halls new illustrated New York
paper, Truth, is out in colors. Its principal
cartoon represents Emperor William as al
insane patient "gnawing his nails and gaz-
ing into space" Ii the young kaiser would
do nothing Dut gaze into space, and lelVe his
subjects alone, they might be happy yet.
In the opinion Of the New York Herald the
New York legislature IS meanly trying 70
to whip-saw the woman suffrage bill be-
tween the two houses-a peculiar process OF
legislation not unknown 10 other measures.
Last session the bill went through the senate.
only to be sandDagged In the assembly. This
year it glides easily through the assembly,
ate 1t is such left-handed compliments as
this that make women lose faith in politicians
in both parties Admitting that in his usual
treatment OF woman man is brute, there
would sc EN- 10 be no necessity for him 10
Invariably exhibit the instinct 50 prom
nently.
SO long as the Tammany braves are TO take
a brass band to Chicago there is no use in
| denying the fact that Dave will be in THE
band wagon"
The New York Telegram talks alarmingIy
Of 'our crisis with China" We can see no
immediate necessity for trepidation.
Chinaman was last evening seen riding on Il
ST. Paul inteTurban train.
Not one preacher in five hundred could
have done what DR.. ParShurst did aud be
forgiven so readily. This illustrates the
benefit of possessing what is known as force
of character
As a tail for the presidential ticket the Re-
publicans are now earnestly in search of
''some rich Eastern mau."
IL might do Plunger Partridge good 10 hob
mob awhile with those decrepit ghosts Of
busted spectators, "Old Hutch" and Jim
Keene.
There comes a strong intimation from
Washington that Commissioner Raum will
be dismissed by b. Harrison. However,
Raum dismissal if it occurs at ALL will be
subsequent to the Minneapolis convention.
There occurs quite frequently in the col
umns of the press heading. Opposed to
Harrison" The whole party iS opposed to
him, but did the press writers never hear the
weird little legend of the ''Old Man of the
Sea?'
Mr. Holman of Indiana, should learn po-
litical courtesy of the convention that noml-
mated him Not delegate rose in his seat
and objected.
versatile exchange informs US that the
emperor of China has ten men whose duty
it is to carry his umbrella" An umbrella
that big would not leave a grease spot of the
emperor of China should il fall on him.
As we go to press John j. ingalls, is still
holding himself aioof from politics Aud
politics, by the way, is none the less sweet
for John j S considerate action in this re
srect