New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-02-26
THE TALK OF THE DAP.

The decennaI number Of "The Electrical Review
of this city, just issued, reflects credt on the en-
terprising publishers, both In its Typography and
contents. There arc articles on the Telegraph In
America, by George C. Maynard; "Telegraphe
shorthand by John p. Gavt; possibilities OF Elee-
trio Traction" by John W. Beane. ana Is Electricity
Related to Nervous Force ?" by J. j. Carly, which
give an excellent Idea of some OF the more recent
developments Of electric science.
Seed corn smoked side by side with hams, and for
as unsmoed grains. The ADVANTAGE Of the methM
lies in the fact that gophers mice ana 4ackbru VIII
Fields Washington.
"The Chicago Tribune tells q story OF bright
voung man in whom a lot Of women belonging to q
certain church became Interested, and raised money
enough to educate him for the ministry. Finally no
vas ordained and Invited TO return to his native
town to preach his first sermon. Inc COCA lad'es
were all present this occasion, but were aimo"
paralyzed with surprise and indignation when ne an
nounced as his text the passage Let your womee
keep silence In the churches
"pROP A NICKEL IN THE SLOT.'
Where automatic indication lies IN wait for agitatioA
To weizh YOU and record II on the spot a.,
'1is no use to hedge bisgle, for the pointer VIII
Unless NV YOU T' drop nickel in the slot.
II you want from hotel waiter tender steak ana sood
potato,
And all the incest dishes that he's got.
lie will surely entertain you with the best that's on
n YOU u"o only drop nickel in the slot
III.
In a "parlorc car" or sleeper in Eyer or
Fee the porter for the choicest chair or cot,
II secures you the best places, cheerful looks and
u YOU 1ID always drop nickel in the SLOT
".
n You want politician 70 secure you position position,
Your surest way to win him. Is not TO urge nor cnm
rut lust ,st You drop a nickel in the slot.
II you love some pretty daughter, ana she lets So
But her LOVING ather n t 1be o Just Show up
handsome income, -, =.
That's the way to drop nickel In the SLOT
Won ,r,u find the same variety in all grades OF good
For money is the basis of the plot:
You rake in invitations with the entree Z" n''''
II YOU only drop nickel in the slot.
VII.
50 through life in all your gettnss fortune fnn ana
That 20 10 Keep n boiling in the pot:
It's the coin that has the chrsm to start up the mechs
You must always drop nickel In the slot S c,,,rr.
u Harry Stedman in The Campus.
Henry Church. ST.. OF Hundred. W. Va. died th
other day at the age Of ninety-nine years. ID"
months ago his sister died. at the age OF nineVoe'
They were the children OF two eccentric characes'
known as sod Hundred and "Ninety and-Nine' N
that part OF West Virginia. Old Hundred was I
native OF England and a British soldier during the
Revolutionary War. lie was not naturaa1eo until 10
was 100 years OF age. He deserted from the BRUSH
Army and made his home in the then wilderness 3ions
the Ohio where Henry Church. his son. was porn.
pA hia r-ifa
combined age Of the four-father. mother. son aud
daughter--was 40 years.
Boston editor has hveyear old boy who said tho
BAKE bake shop maniS Why. my boyl Because then
Il sss vss a W. S.nsd To- iGss
or Or would
be awful fine. Say. papa, is 1t any sood WHAT you
dol'-(Bost0n Record
According 70 a foreign scientific Journal the swan
IL the bngest lived bird In extreme cases reaching
300 years. The falcon has been known TO hSe ioA
years. An eagle died in 1919 which had been csushs
ic4 years before and was then quite old. whi'e'
headed vulturc, which caught in l'o", died IN
the aviary ut schonbrun Vienna. in 1924 Parrots
I've more than a century. Water BIRDS nave long
life exceeding that Of several generations Of men.
Ravens also live over 100 years. In captivity mag
pies live from twenty TO twenty-five years, ana SIN
longer In freedom. The common hen attains tho age
OF from fifteen b, twenty years. Doves i've ten years.
and the little singing birds from eight to seventeen
years. The nlghungales life is the shortest ten
years being the longest, and next comes the biseK
bird which never lives longer than fifteen years.
Evidently an Error.-Tle nurse began " Sing q song
OF sixpence pockets full of rye
But n Teller don't have six pants pockets'' oo-
iected the small boy indianapolis Journal
Philadelphia clergyman has had to resign his
charge for remarkable reason. In his pastoral
mnisrarons he paid little attention to the ladies'
and some OF them. who felt sighted, made things SO
unpleasant that he felt compelled TO resign
lie Searches the scnptUreS-"Do you read tho
Bible. Waldol' ,,.., ,.>
Oh yes almost every day., replied the little Boston
boy Scarcely a day passes that In my rSdlng 90
NOT End some reference II which requires verihca
ton s-(Indian apols Journal.
p1-sINEss MIGHT CALL HIM TO ALBANY