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The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1892-04-16
Cascade Steam | aundrv.
Two Daily Trains to Montana
and Pacific Coast.

On and after April Sd. trains on the Northern
Pacific Railroad will run as follows: Ilsia
Number I'hrse wi leave st. Pau 800 dstlys
running through 70 Spokane, Seattle, coEsa
and Portland via Butte. Montana. Train UNI.
ber nae will leave St Paul Ais p. IN, daily. u..~
ming through 70 Spokane, Semitic. Tacoma
and Portland via Helena, Montana Roth
trains carry complete equipment OF Pullman
first class sleepers, tourist sleeping CARS, free
colonist sleepers. day coaches and dining carf,,
Through Pullman and tourists sleeping CARA
will leave Chicago 1915 p. ~. daily. via WISDOM"
sin Central Line. for Montana and the Pacific
Northwest First~alass yestibue sleeper Will
leave Chica" r. N. daily, via G. M. e. 1T. r.
Ry., for Suite Spokane, Tacoma gnd Portland.
These through sleeping cars afford the best Of
accommodations and enable travellers to
avoid all trouble or delays from change OF cara
en- route.
The dining cars On the Northorn Pacific Line
continue 10 meet with FAVOR with the travelling
public. No efforts Ere spared BY the company
to make .his an attractive part cf the service.
With the superior ACCOMMODATIONS now offered
tourists, basineas Een Or settlers will find tls
Northern Pacific Lime the nest route to Minnie
sota, North Dakota, Manitoba, Montana Idaho,
Oregon, Washington, Britiah Columbia, Alaska
sud California.
Montana, Eastern and Western Washington. fui-.
ders, "Wouderland" booi1, Sportsmeue iSnide,
Yellowstone Park, Rroadwater Hot Springs
and Alaska folders for the season of 1892 ara
now out Of press. Any of shesa publications
will be- mailed free on application to General
or District Passenger Agents. Nurthern Pacific
Railroad or to Chss. &. Zee, G. P. 4 r. A., ". +.
r. H., st. Paul, Mimi.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1892-04-16
AQueer Matrimonial Middle.

Six intimate friends, three young men
and three young women, in Louisville,
two years ago, agreed among them
selves that one should not marry unless
the other did. A year later, one of the
young men and one of the young women
became engaged to each other, but as
the others were yet apparently heart
free they could not marry. Six months
later another couple agreed to join their
lots for life, but then came trouble.
The third young man was willing to
marry, but the third young woman was
not This drove the other two couples
nearly wild, and they frantically re-
preached the reluctant maiden for
keeping them. out Of happy matrimony.
Finally she yielded. and the three
couples were married.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1892-04-16
JONATHAN ABROAD.
als Trae and Easy Way, Hut He Cant BE
FooIed--His Sang Froid.

als wrae and Easy Way, Hut He Cant BE
Fooied--His Sang Frold.
What the average American abroad is
most conspicuous for is the commission
Of small sins. Instead of wondering
TO wonder rather that their hospitality
was not exhausted long ago; for really
the behavior OF some Of our people
abroad would try the patience of the
angels in the seventh heaven. Neve,
by any chance do they seem to do the
right thing except in the wrong way;
and ones head spins in ransacling the
code TO discover what is the spring OF
their action. The free-and-easy go-as-
you please, mebbe-we-win way in
which they accept an invitation to din
ner--that sacred function-is appalling.
They utterly disregard the fact that
time. money, pains, courtesy and brains
have been expended to give them de-
sightful dinner land never ate poor
one in all my English experience), and
arrive too early or too late or not at
all, as it suits them, upsetting the hosts
arrangements, the hostess temper and
making of themselves sable talk for
niue days after.
A leading London merchant once said
to me: IAN American lady will come
here to buy, and nothing but the very
best will satisfy her. real velvet, real
lace, real silk, perfect fit and exclusive
style: no cotton mixtures no sham
skirts, only noble material from start
10 finish. An English lady will come
ia and whatever else, the thing she
buys must be the lowest for credit or
cash remember the time when an
English lady would bring a carriagefu]
of money to buy handful of lace; now
she brings a handful of money to buy a
carriageful of lace, and is perfectly con-
tented to dress herself in any wretched
imitation. English women all buy this
stuff" (the speaker contemptuously in
Dictated some horrid coffee lacey; "we
cant sell that rubbish to an American,
she would not touch it with her parasol.
Indeed, in one part in Spain the lace
trade has died, owing to the degenera-
ton in taste Of English women who
once supported this fabric"
The American cannot pour tea and
cream and sugar to perfection, says the
Jewish Messenger, and he may err In
fifty details, but when the situation
arrives that calls for the very genius OF
good breeding, the American shines;
then TO the rescue of some awful en-
oarrassment or fasco he comes with his
kindness Of heart, and love. the true
revealer in flash of light inspires him
to the action or the word thatgives him
rank with Bayard and Saint Francois
de- Sales
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1892-04-16
SCOTT COUNTY.

County Delegate, = j Leonard, Jordan.
Division No /, Belle Plaine-President, DR. g
Mal0ney; vice-president, James Sheehan; rec
acc. II + Conlon; fin sec. J + Kilduf; treasurer
Daniel Callahan; insurance sec. James O'Neill
meet LIST Sunday Of month.
Division No. a, st. Patrick President, Thoa
Hyland; ice-president, John Quain; rec Sec
William Quein; I'm sec, Patrick Sweeney; treas
urar Staphen Htapkeua.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1892-04-16
Reckless FinancierinR.

Some idea of the recklessness that
controlled Argentine finances may be
had by considering that the national,
provincial and municipal debts Of the
country increased from 800, 900, 900 in
1880 to $645,, 500, 600 in 1890. Add to this
liabilities on the score Of inconvertible
currency and state guarantees and the
grand total rises to 1888, 560, 900. The
annual interest charge on this debt i
6,600, 900 q sum larger than the whols
1svsnue IS tho nation at present.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1892-04-16

County Delegate, John Sherman Winora.
Div. No. L, Wtnona- President, p Fitzpatrick
vioe-president, John Rowan, ST.; rec sec, u a
oa 81 an
Lynch; loorkeeper. Pat OCopnen; meetings.
LIST Tuesday evening and Sc; Sunday Of each
month at St Thomas hail.
Div, No. ., Witoka- President, Luke Maggie;
vice president, VIM MeCatfrey; reo sec. James
Mccartney; fin sec, Frank Monahan: treasurer,
john Gallagher ins sec, Frank MonaLan,
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1892-04-16
TAKE THIS LINE WHEN YOU TRAVEL

For tickets at lowest rates and full informa-
ton call at Is Nicollet House Block, Minneap-
Oils; 15s East Third Street, st. Paul, or address
T. w. TsAsDALE, General Passenger Agent, st.
Paul, Mimi.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1892-04-16

County Delegate-W. T. Fshey.
Div. No. 1, Green Isle President, Danis]
Myers; vice president, M. McMal1pn; recording
secretary, John McGrann; financial secretary,
John Fahey, Jr.; treasurer, T.hOs. Morrin; lnsur-
ance secretary. Thomas Dolan. Meeting LIST
Sunday in each month,
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Dr.: Nelson,
Cor. Third Ave. Soutf ard Washington,
minneapolis, Minn.

Physicians who have, 10 to Soy der- fSzasSff8iAa1A
voted their 81 tire lives to the study NJ W.
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hospital and private Practice, DIR So
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diseases of the blood. throat, nose E.@XN&
skin, kidneys, bladder end klndredEa:a &YX
organs Gravel and structure cured SS -
without pain or cutting R1HS3W
OLD MEN suffering from weak "a SEN
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forever without interference with their business.
CArARRH. 1t ia an established fact, proved
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the lungs have become encysted and healed by
natural causes. Flow much more reasonable to
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his latest treatment for this class of diseases
that he offers free trial treatment
written guarantee to cure or refund the
money is given in every case the Doctor under
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1t is true there ara doctors anywhere, Who arc
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cure grave and obstinate chronic diseases Of
long standing and execute delicate surgical op~
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All correspondence is in plain envelopes,
strictly confidential and promptly attended to.
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NATIONAL OFFICERS.

ME- W1LHERE, D, Philadelphta, Pa.
NJ SLATTERY, N 8, Albany, N Y.
THOs DCED0N, N T, Columbus, Ohio.
National Directors--P. J. O'Connor, chairman
savannah, Ca; John W. McGreegy, Thos; j.
yBrien, Cornelius Horrigan. John e. Tyrren.
STATE OFFICERS-N iNNEsOTA
STATE nfLHaATE-John Mccarthy. of Still
water.
Paul.
STATE TRANSFORMATIONS Sheehy, Of Mont
STATE BOARD OF DrnEcreRs--W William De.
,aney st. Paul: D. F. McDermott. ClonIa f;
John Flood, Duluth; j. T. Rowan, Winona W
J. Murphy, st. Cloud
President Ct Insurance Fund, John T. Ryrnes,
Minneapolis.
Vice-President. John Mccarthy. Saltwater.
Insurance Secretary, John A. O'Shaughnessy.
# saltwater.
Treasurer of Insurance Fund, John sheehy, of
Montgomery.
Directors Of insurance Fund. J. J. Kennedy,
IT. Paul; J. W. Craven, Norwood; z. A. Nc
Cartl,y, Morris; F. II. Grant, ST.. Paul; Geo. w.
Murphy. FAri .hu.A
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-26

Exercise, as well as pure air. helps us
in our constant struggle against the
poisons that we manufacture within
ourselves 1t does this by driving the
blood charged with oxygen, by means of
the pressure Of the muscles called into
play, more thoroughly through the It's
sue, and thus it would quicken the
breaking down Of dead tissue into its
safe and final waste products (water,
carbonic acid and urea), and shorten the
period during which the dead tissue
was passing through various dangerous
forms which it temporarily assumes.
From this fact we may infer that she
man Of sedentary life above all otbwt
requires pure air.-Popular Science
Monthly.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-26
CHURCH SERVICES TODAY

First NJ. 4. church, corner Six
tenth and Mill, Fairhaven, Frank w.
10y pastor. Preaching at IL a. m. by
the pastor. Subject, "Deliverance
From Temptation At s p. m. the
Rev. Walter Laidlaw will preach.
Glass meeting, p. M; Sunday school,
1215 p. m; Junior League, 4:3O p. NJ.
Epworth League, p. m. Prayer
meeting, Thursday evening at s. All
are invited.
Services at the Baptist church, on
Fourteenth street, near Mill. Rev. ID.
ID. Proper will preach in the morning
at 1890, and in the evening at s. sun
day school at II m. Young peoples
meeting at p. m. All are cordially
invited.
Rev. J.. w. Apologize has returned
from his mission at East Sound, and
will hold services as usual in st. James
chapel both morning and evening.
His topic for the morning is christian
Socialism,
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-26
The Wise Lady of kalamazoo.

She had come down from Kalamazoo
and was seeking quarters in a Detroit
hotel. She was about fifty and the
years had taught her great yconserva-
tism and caution.
'ls this a safe tavern to stop iny' she
inquired of the chiyalrous clerk, who
was at that moment wearing his dia-
mond pin ON his back, or rather the coat
for whose value the pin was collateral.
'In what respect, madam" he asked.
Fire, of course" she said suspicious.
ly. "Ain't anything else to be afeard
of, is thereg'
"Oh, certainly not, madam; certainly
not" he FASTENED to assure her. "And
as to fire, our house is absolutely fire.
proof. and even if it was not, we have
fire escapes everywhere
Fire escapesr' she exclaimed, with q
gasp, reaching for her bundles. well
if your drafted house is freproof what
have you got escapes for the fire for?
s'pose you've got burglar escapes too.
guess don't want to sleep in no taverns
like this. Good evenin," and away she
went, leaving the clerk in perfect halo
of despair and Disappointment Detroit
Free Press
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-26
FROM LUMMI

The dance at Captain Mathews
house next Friday evening promises to
be a very grand affair.
Captain Lindsey says he will have
the Advance" taken to Whatcom in a
few days to be fitted up for her route.
Henry & Sons have just shipped a
large consignment of shingles. The
shingles made by their mill are second
to none on the Sound. and they justly
deserve the patronage they have.
Some one will have a wheelbarrow
ride. There is bet upon the Demo-
cratic nominee between b. Melon
ough, Esq, and that little Englishman
across the river-result later.
There is some talk of having a
Fourth of July picnic here at home.
Very good idea. Now some one set the
ball rolling and we will be sure to
have a good time.
The Indians have been invited to
participate in the celebration of the
Caledonian club at Lake Whatcom on
the Fourth of July; also by the ante
Caledonians at New Whatcom, but as
"a previous promise has been made to
celebrate at Ferndale, it is expected
that most of them will go there.
A grand old-fashioned Republican
rally was held on Monday last, at
which Prof. Brown and Mr.. Counel
championed the cause of the G. o. p.
Lummi is determined to do her little
share toward giving Harrison and
Reid glorious victory next November
BRYCHEINIOG.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-26
Nlearagua and the United states.

Mr. j. Crawford, an American who
has been residing in Nicaragua for many
years, writes to the bureau of the Amer
lean republics as follows: There is great
encouragement here for the extension of
our trade. During the past ten or twelve
months seven or eight commercial trav-
elers from the United States have Wis
tied this country, soliciting orders for
goods, when during the previous years
we only saw one or two travellers in
twelve months. They have received
liberal orders for our products, particu-
larry manufactured ware, and are great
ly encouraged TO come again If the
manufacturers of the United States will
send down here good men who can speak
the Spanish language and who have af-
fable manners, they can get the whole
trade. IL is also an evidence of an
awakening interest that during the past
few months ! have received a great
many letters from the United States
making inquiries about the market for
goods here. | have received more let
tiers during the last two months than l
have received in several years before,
and the same IS true Of all consular of
ficers and agents. The awakening of
our producers to secure orders from
Nicaragua is very encouraging and am
certain that the results will be satisfac-
tory"
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-26

Persia is in sorry way indeed. As
IL she had not been sufficiently punish
ed by having an indecent. shameless
brute to rule over her, and call himself
the king Of kings" she is now tied up
in hard financial knot. She has debt
of S9,50O,00O to pay, and no money to
pay it with. Russia very kindly offered
TO loan it to her. though whore Russia
was TO get it from does not appear. But
the Persian border is uncomfortable
near the point at which Russia wishes
TO extend her territory. So Persia has
felt constrained to decline the courtesy
and will now apply to England. She
may, however, find that she has escaped
from the bear only to fall victim to
the lion, for England's Indian border is
also very near 10 some choice Persian
territory. and when England finds il
necessary to protect her innocent
bondholders" she usually does as she
has done in Egypt, and occupies" the
country of the bankrupt permanently.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-26

A gentleman found himself one even
ing in delightful tete-a-tete with fair
graduate of well known finishing
school for young ladies. She showed
him the curriculum of the Institution,
and he, after Stimulating profound in
terest in the matter and knowledge of
the subjects, being in reality awed by
the evidence of her large mental stature,
asked her rather hesitatingly, with ref.
erence to the various courses of study, in
what she had graduated. oh" she
said sweetly, 81 graduated in white
Swiss. "-Cincinnati Times-Star.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-26
TO Keen Cattle from CROWNS HORN.

A Springfield nls journalist says that
a man living near that city has scheme
for making mules" out Of all breeds Of
cattle. He has compounded sort Of
salve that he rubs on the heads Of calves
which prevents the growth of horns. He
spplies the stuff vigorously once a week
from the time the calf is three months
to a year old, and every one to which he
has applied the salve grows up hornless
BE preserves the strictest secrecy with
reference to the materials that are put
into the salve and as to their proportions
In the compound, though it is known
that he uses large amount Of patent
axle grease. BE won't allow any Of his
neighbors to experiment with the CON-
pound, for he SAYS he wants to first sat
isfy himself as to its efficacy.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-26

A we'll known student of the habits of
wild animals, writing of the stealthy
and dangerous character of the man
eating tiger, mentions case that hap
pened few years ago in the Nagpur
district in India. A tigress had killed
SO many people that large reward was
offered for her destruction. She had
recently dragged away a native, but
being disturbed had left the body with
out devouring it.
The shikaris believed that she would
return to her prey during the night, if it
was left undisturbed upon the spot
where she had forsaken it. There were
no trees nor any timber suitable for the
construction of mucharn. 1t was ac-
cordingly resolved that four deep holes
should be dug, forming the corners of a
square, the body lying in the center.
Four watchers, each with his match
lock, took their positions in these holes.
Nothing came, and at length the moon
went down and the night was dark. The
men were afraid to go home through
the jungles, and so remained where they
were. Some of them fell asleep.
When daylight broke three of the
shikaris issued from their positions, but
the fourth had disappeared; his hole was
empty. A few yards distant his match
lock was discovered lying upon the
ground, and upon the dusty surface were
the tracks of tiger and the sweeping
trace where some large body had been
dragged along.
Upon following up the track the re-
mains of the unlucky shikari were dis
covered, but the tigress had disappeared.
The cunning brute was not killed until
twelve months afterward, although
many persons devoted themselves to the
work
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-26
weIIington's Sense of Duty.

A most interesting anecdote of We'll
lington, illustrating the high sense Of
duty in all things, is told on the author
ity of the dukes housekeeper at Walmer
castle. The huge Blue Book of 800
pages on the studies and discipline of
the University of Oxford had been sent
to him as chancellor. He was engaged
on it the night before his death; he was
going to bed, as it was late. He left the
Blue Book with his pencil in it, and said
to Lord Charles Wellesley, who was
with him, 81 shall never get through it,
Charles, but l must work on. Leisure
Hour.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-26
ALLIANCES BOY MAYOR.
His Election "A Surprise to Himself and
His Friends.

His Friends.
Young men are rapidly coming to the
front, but it is not often that they reach
distinction so early as has Matthew b.
Excel, who was recently elected mayor
of the thrifty manufacturing city of AL
lance, o. Mr.. Excel has just passed his
twenty-second year, and is probably the
youngest mayor of any town of conse-
quence in the United States. He is a
Democrat, but was chosen mayor of Re
publican Alliance by POP majority.
When he was nominated by his party it
was not thought he would be elected,
and his selection as "a candidate was
chiefly intended as an honor to bright
young man. But a local fight on the
liquor question divided his opponents
and Mr.. Excel won, and Alliance peo-
pie haven't recovered from their surprise
yet.
Mr.. Excel is part owner and associate
editor of the Alliance Leader, an estab-
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-26
Calino as n Sailor.

my watch had dropped to the bottom
Of the sea. We were off the coast Of
Greenland. | Owed, picked up my
watch, but the ice had closed again
overhead, and there was no getting
through. To swim around would have
been too long. shouted with the voice
of Stentor, Throw me'a sawr They
threw me down one; began to saw the
ice, but the sawdust got in my eyes,
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-26

Scene, auditorium of theater. Spec
tator, intensely interested in the actor
of the drama, leans too far over the bal
cony rail and suddenly loses his balance
falling into the orchestra. g.,
Excited Individual (hastening to tn,
unfortunate's assistance)-Are you mucl
injured?
Unfortunate with considerable show
of feeling)-Much injured l SHOULD
think am. l have lost the best seat il
the very middle of the front row.-Har
per's Bazaar.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-26
French Tansv Waters

Ladies will find these waters Just
what they need, and can be depended
upon every time to give relief. Safe
and Sure. Can be sent by mail sealed
securely. Price, $500 per box. For
sale by Engberg & Darling, druggists,
Eleventh and Harris.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-26

A sfatistician declares that an acre Of
the sea viii yield more food in the mat
ter Of fish in g week than an acre Of the
best land viii yield in year in any edi-
HE r,-saiuf-f
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-26
Modern Miracles

A singer for breath was distressed,
And the doctors all said she must rest.
But she took g. NJ ID.
For her weak lungs, you see
And now she can sing with the best.
An athlete gave out, on "a run.
And he feared his career was quite done,
G.. VI. ID pray observe,
Gave back his lost nerve,
And now he can lift half "A ton.
A writer, who wrote for prize,
Had headaches and pain In the eyes;
q NJ. ID. was the spell
That made him quite well,
And glory before him now lies
These are only examples of the daily
triumps of DR.. Pierce's Golden Medica
Discovery, in restoring health and re
viving wasted vitality. Sold by al
druggists.