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The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1892-05-18

The track was opened TO members
of the Association last week and is in
fairly good shape, one or two soft
spots that are now noticeable will be
put in the right condition before rae
ing day.
Hon. j. A. Cummins' stable came
from Waimanalo last Thursday and
the horses are quartered for the pres
ent at Pawaa but will be taken TO the
track quarters in few days. The
stable consists of Traveller, Ivory, Yum
Yum and Hot Stuff. The stock is in
most excellent condition and will,
beyond doubt, make their rivals
work hard; Yum Yum is as full Of
life and ginger as ever; Queen l.. the
black filly (dam Angie A., sire Stan
ford), Is well enough but looks bit
low in flesh, Ivory appears to be in
even better condition than she did
hast year. Hot Stuff is as fine as a
fiddle and it will take wonderful run
ming for any horse to beat him. As
a whole the stable is in fine condition.
If Emperor does not start in the race
the public will be disappointed.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1892-05-18

NEXT Tuesday will be May Oath,
Queen Victories birthday. The boat
race will be the chief attraction.
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1892-05-18

GET your boots and shoes made
and repaired by the old Waikiki
shoemaker, l.. ToENNIEs, on East
Hotel street. Firsl-class work, low
prices. Att
OUR sherbet soda beats all your cold
drinks. We have patent on this
fine drink; beware of limitations; 10
cents glass at the "Elite" Ice Cream
Parlors. 2-lw
GEO. w. DeLong Post No As, Dep.
Cal, q. A. r., will hold special
meeting on Thursday evening in con-
nection with the observation OF Mem
orial Day, May 3Oth.
The Golden Rule Bazaar offers for
sale the latest inducement in the Do
mestic sewing machine; also beauti-
fully bound books. Peruse its adyer-
tisement in to-day's paper,
DREssMAKING, Cutting and Fitting
done at ladies houses. Perfect fit
guaranteed. MISS WOLF, 73 Bere-
tania street, or Mutual telephone 696,
before s a. m. or 80 p. M. S-3m
The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1892-05-18

THE sale of the furniture of Dir. G.
T. Rodgers will take place next Fri
day, May 2Olh.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-01-28
AUnique natband.

Everybody remembers the hat band epidemic that swept through the country about five years ago. Juvenile femininity in general was strongly affected by it, and the girl that wasn't embroidering hatband was as rare as a glass of real lemon ade at a country circus. In time this craze was ecliPsed by the hammered brass fever, and the young lady of leisure threw the needle aside and tortured her parents tympanum by pounding out shapeless brazen Physches and high ly impossible blossoms in this un- sympathetic metal. It was them predicted that the hatband mania had permanently retired mp the Hume, but, nevertheless, it has re- appeared again in new form.
 A young man on the East Side is it's originator. He is a woodcaryer and up to a month ~s.a rieneed
 aeh difficulty in d he wolf
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-01-28

off the piazza. Now the wolf goes on the other side of the street.
 The idea came to the young man during an idle afternoon while he was toying with thin strip of white wood and one of his sharpest knives. An open letter lay before him, and it occurred to him that 1t would be a clever feat to initiate that signature by cutting it through the piece of wood. He tried it, and was so sue cessful in the imitation that he pasted the strip upon piece of dark ribbon and sent 1t to the writer of the letter, who fastened the ribbon in his tile.
 The novelty caught on very rap idly, and up to date the young wood carver has filled nearly 1000 orders for wooden hatbands at $l per band. His reproduction in wood of awooden signature is mar velously exact, and the east-side young man who isn't carrying one of them in his derby" or "silker" is decidedly out of the swim. New York Advertiser.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-01-28
FIGS AND THiSTLES.

We get acquainted with ourselves by knowing other people.
 The moment the soul fully trusts God it stops looking at self.
 Love Is always rich, because it can always hope for something better.
 The cross is always a guideboard that points straight toward heaven.
 Refusing to confess and forsake known sins is as bad as recommitting them.
 Love always looks on the bright side, and always finds bright side to look on.
 The devil very often knocks a revival on the head with one of the Lords hammers.
 The braver soldier is the more important 1t is that he should learn to obey orders.
 The higher the standard of piety is raised the hotter will be the devils fire against it.
 "Be of good courage, and He shall strengthen your heart all ye that hope in the Lord !"
 Evil men understand not judg- ment; but they that seek the Lord understand all things. "
 Only three rich men are referred to as such in the New Testament, and two of them were lost.
 The man who knows that his house is built on the sand always trembles when he hears 1t thunder.
 No man makes much headway in following Christ who knows nothing about Him except by hearsay.
 Before we can know much of our selves we have to become well ac- quainted with many other people.
 The right kind of religion Is love with its coat off, doing its best to help somebody. Have you got itf
 The devil puts in a good deal of his time trying to keep Gods chil- dren from finding out they are rich. Rams Horn.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-01-28
STATE NEWS.
Gathered Here and There from the News
 papers of Arkansas.

 Gathered Here and There from the News
 papers of Arkansas.
 Jones mill, near Arkana, on the Cotton Belt, was burned cn Monday night.
 The Potash Sulphur Springs hotel has postponed its opening till better weather.
 Over 100 lumbermen attended .he Arkansas Lumbermen's convention al Camden.
 Alexander Hamilton, an old and highly respected citizen of Harris burg, burg is dead.
 Pine Bluff has raised $833 of the quota of Jefferson county for the yo. l s Fair.
 A little chill of James T. Har- graves was burned to death Tuesday night at Pitton s station.
 Tax collecting was suspended last week in Craighead county on ac- count of the severity of the weather. J. c. Duke, of The Pine Bluff Echo, was elected president of the Colored Press Association at Mem phis.
 Elder J. w. Lipsey, the well known Baptist minister at Fayette- vile, has received a call to the pas torate at Jonesboro.
 Mother Teresa, known in the world as Miss Mary Farrell, founder of the Order of Mercy in this state, died in Fort Smith last Saturday, aged 76 years.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-01-28
CONVINCING EVIDENCE.

"Absalom Carruthers,' said his wife, with the accent on each sylla- ble for good measure; "you were intoxicated last night"
 "4Well, I failed to notice it."
 Everybody else noticed it; they couldn't help it. You were ire trievably drunk :"
 Not by a iugful.' ,
 "No; but several jugs full.
 "You're away off, Hepsy'
 Not as greatly off as you were. You tried to open the gate with your latch-key, and then you fell over it into the grass.
 ''Nonsense. :"
 "You came up the front steps on your hands and knees, opened the door and inquired if Carruthers lived here. Do you know that7"
 "Bosh. y
 And you stumbled on a dark flower in the carpet, and nearly went down.
 Not word of truth in it. :"
 ''Tried to hang your hat on fly on the wall, and then asked where that nail went to. {"
 You are totally hallucinated." ]"
 "Why, you talked out of your ears, and when the baby cried on the bed you went to rocking its crib as hard as you could, singing, Bye o wy o, Baby Recollect thati"
 'Recollect nothing"
 ''I expect rot, and you got on your knees and patted and rubbed the back of the hound worked in worsted on the rug in front of the grate, and said, Doggy, doggy. ;"
 "I tell you l don't believe it"
 And you gave me a ten-dollar bill and said I could get new bon net with it, and here's the bill. /"
 Something's strange. That bill looks kind O natural and familiar. But wasn't drunk. 1"
 "Of course it does look familiar, and you said to my dear ma, Mother, you've got to stay with us till spring freezes over.' "Yes, you did, Absalom, said the old lady,
 "Ah-yes--I--see; I-was-very -very-drunk. "A. W. Bellaw, in Cincinnati Commercial Gazette.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-01-28
CoIumbus' Wife.

Columbus was married in 1470, or thereabouts, to a Miss Palestrello, of Lisbon, whose father had distin- guished himself as navigator. A part of Miss Palestrello's marriage dover was great collection of val uable charts, journals and important memoranda. From childhood she had displayed a wonderful enthusi- asm on the subject partaking to a marked degree of the speculative and adventurous ideas and schemes in the line of geographical discovery, for which Lisbon was then head quarters. She possessed a fine edu- cation, and was widely known as a .Arainy, brilliant woman, who was constantly urging her husband on in the path which hnaIIy brought him to the wonderful goal with which we are so familiar. While a girl Miss Palestrello made a number of hazardous voyages with her father in unfamiliar waters, and later many geographical drawings, several of which were used with great profit by Columbus when he had won her for his wife and set out upon his more impoi tant wanderings on the great deep. There is probably no picture of this brave, talented woman ex- tant, but certantly it would seem a gracious and most fitting thing that her memory receive some tribute upon the forthcoming occasion.- Chicago Tribune.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-01-28

and that both Cardinal Manning and Cardinal Simeoni should be victims of the same disease--inhuenza.
 Cardinal Giovanni Simeoni died at Rome, Thursday, January A. He was born at Palani, July B, 1Sl6. After his ordination to the priesthood he was in 1847 made auditor of the Nunciature of Madrid, and some years later filled the position of prefect of studies in the Pontifical Lyceum of the Roman Seminary. In 1857 he was appointed domestic prelate to the pope, and was sent again to Spain as envoy for the af- fairs of the See in order to renew the connections with Rome, which had been interrupted by the revolu- tion. The next year he was made pro-notary apostolic in full. In 1879 the diplomatic relations between Rome and the court of Spain having been re-established, Pope Plus TX sent Mgr. Simeoni to Madrid as Nuncio, having just precognized him archbishop of Chalcedonia. Having been created cardinal in 1875 Mgr. Simeoni remained in the nunciature in Madrid as pronuncio. In 1876, on the death of Cardinal Antonelli, he was given the post of secretary of state to Pope Plus K, retaining that office till the death of that pontiff. In 1878 Pope Leo XIII appointed Cardinal Simeoni perfect-general of the Sacred Col lege of the Propaganda Fides.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-01-28

pleasant and resourceful with very full share of blarney and an eye not quite blind to his own advancement In India he persuaded theIndians, in Canada the Canadians, in Russia the Russians, in Italy the Italians and in Turkey the Turks that each was the special object of his love and admiration. He will now per suade the French that he has always loved them above all other nations. In fact, he is an excellent diplomat ist.--London Truth.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-01-28
ightedl--Indeedl
An Agreeable l?l snrprire.

The other day Harlem man thought he would surprise his wife by cutting off his beard. So, de- lighted with the idea, he came home that night clean shaven. His wife herself opened the door, and at once threw her arms about his neck and began to kiss and hug him violently.
 "You like the change, do you, my dearf" he gasped as soon as he could catch his breath.
 "Oh, heavens, George! Is it youan--New York Herald.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-01-28
Was Tired oft.

Papa" said little 4-year-old Tommy, ''I with you would tell me what ith a proyerbfv
 His Pa--Well, my child, here is one that applies to you just now 1: Speech is silver; silence is golden.n
 ''There you go, exclaimed Tom my in disgust, "bringin' up that everlathtin quethtion of binetal- ithm. i--Boston Post.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-01-28
A Flattering Request.

Servant (from the flat above )- Me lady says as will you let your daughter sing this afternoon7
 Lady (much .pleased)-Why, certainly. Tell your mistress that I am glad she enjoys it.
 Servant-Yes, mum. She ex- poets visit from the landlord this afternoon, an she wants some excuse, for askin' a reduction in rent. Judge.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-01-28
To Run 100 Miles an Hour

A locomotive has just been built at the Crewe works of the London and Northwestern Railway which is capable of drawing train at the rate of 100 miles an hour The speed attained by this engine in trial runs between Crewe and Ches- ter was ninety miles an hour; but this was shown to be considerably below its full powers.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-01-28
An Enterprising Citizen.

MT. Gotham.-If the European nations would only take our Ameri- can corn, it would be good thing for everybody.
 Col. Kaintuck-Why don't they ?
 "They do not seem to know how to use it. 7
 By links I've great notion to go over and teach 'em myself. I wonder what the freight would be on a small still. u-I4ife.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-01-28
A ounIifrlng oircnmrtnnee.

Berkeley Van Nobs-Isn't that Hopkins a very decent sort of a fellah9
 Reggy Westend-No; not our sort.
 Berkeley Van Nobs-But 1 saw him in Lunnon last summer.
 Reggy Westend-But he goes to Lunnon on business. Puck.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-01-28
A pipIomat,s braces.

Lord Dufferin will probably make popular ambassador in Paris. He is by no means a Heaven-born statesman, and there is some exag- geration in the praise with which he is bespattered. He is essentially az Irishman. clever, adaptable,
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-01-28
An Accessory.

Mrs. Quadran-Mr. Bennett (coy g)-George, have carefully con sidered your proposal of yesterday, and while cannot give you the first love that your true worth demands, if you will accept my good will in stead, am 70 urs.
 Little Dickie (who has come in unannounced)-Say, mamma, do I go with the good will of the busi- nessf-Judge.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-01-28
Garza Has About Enough.

WASHINGTON, Jan. 23.--Gen. Scho6eld has received a telegram from Gen. Stanley, commanding the department of Texas, in which he expressed the opinion that Gar za's insurrectionary movement is at an end.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-01-28
Keeping the Real Name untarnished.

Young Author-I am thinking of beginning literary career, and l thought would come and ask you if you would give me some advice. Is there anything you would advise me to do that would help me to get reputation
 Experienced Literary Man-Yes; l should advise you to write under an assumed name. .-Somerville Journal.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-01-28
A severe Operation.

Chollie-You look very pale to- day, me deah boy.
 Chappie-Ya--as took ethaw this morning.
 Chollie-Took ethawi Did you have tooth drawni
 Chappie-No; the doctaw put a powus plaster on me back.--New York Press.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-01-28
PAY TO SAM DAVIS. !
A Stranger Win Persuasive Manner
 Ffsffs the Bank.


 A Stranger Win u Persuasive Manner
 vfsiss the Rank.
 He came into town on mule which seemed to be in no hurry, and which, without being guided in the least, made his way to Johnson's s saloon and came to dead stop be- fore the railing used for hitching posts.
 From up the mountains sum- whar, said Johnson to himself, as the stranger dismounted, land he'll be sure to pour out four fingers of whiskey fur fifteen cents. z
 The stranger was a short man with one eye, and he had a very quiet way with him and very serious look.
 "Whisky," he said as he entered the saloon.
 Johnson reached under the coun ter for the brand which had been diluted four times by his own hand, but the stranger gave his left shoul- der sort of hump, which was in terpreted as menace, and Johnson set before him the best in the shop something reduced only twice from it's original strength. He was right about the stranger; bis meas ure was just four fingers. He sort O. threw it down his gullet, wiped off his mouth with his elbow, and after planking down half and pick ing up his change he queried
 s'Man named Smith in townV
 s9Yes. J
 Run banks"
 "Yes.
 'sWhar's his tepee?"
 Johnson silently pointed down the street. He made a profit of 400 per cent on that drink, but 1t always did hurt him to see man make a hog of himself.
 The stranger walked off down the street two squares and entered Smi h's bank. He nodded in quiet way to Smith, who was his own teller, and after considerable fum- bling about produced a check for $50 signed Bill White, 2 and signed in pencil at that.
 N'This says pay to Sam Davis remarked Mr. Smith.
 sThat's me.
 ssIt ought to have been signed in ink
 "We hadn't any,
 "Well, it isn't regular" said Smith; and he was about to return the paper when something in the cold, frozen look of the stranger affected his muscle.
 s'Then make it reg'lars" calmly replied Sam.
 sBut how do I know you to be Sam Davis7u
 .Just cause 1 say sol
 1sCan you identify yourself9'
 "Sartin,' was the reply, and the muzzles of two revolvers rested on the little shelf and gazed hungrily at the banker.
 'fH'ml Fifty dollarsa'' said Smith.
 "Even fifty" replied Sam.
 "Here it is."
 "Krect."
 Sam put up his guns, pocketed the money and went out without word He returned to his mule and mounted without even look around. He rode away off up the street with his face set to the west, as if his single eye saw vision in the crim- son sky.
 "Uml Queer cuss, that !" growled Johnson as he ceased look ing after him and went in to wipe off the bar with the half of miners blue flannel shirt.
 "Uml Not regular, but doubt less all right" muttered Mr. Smith as he filed away the check and tried to remember whether he saw the muzzles of two guns or four Detroit Free Press.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-01-28
ANOTHER CARDINAL DEAD.

Cardinal Giovanni simeoni--Flis Death From Tnsiuenxa similar to That of
 the Late CardiIal
 Manning.
 It is notable queer coincidence that the Church of Rome should be called upon to mourn the death of two of her great cardinals at once,
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-01-28

Divine services this evening at the Center Street temple will com mence promptly at ' 80. A dis course by Rabbi Rubenstein.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-01-28

Agent-What's the matter with your last placef
 Domestic--Oi don t like tn Christ mas present the missus gave me It's a silver clock.
 Agent-That certainly is Q nice present.
 Domestic-Yis, but sure livery marnin' befare daylight it do go all to paces an scares tn loif out av me.-New York Weekly.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-01-28

Who is it that takes something from something and yet leaves every thing as he found iti The photog- rapher. Evansville Breeze.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-01-28
The Editors Advice.

Poet-Has my poem, "Signs of Spring that you published, been copied into any of your exchangesf
 Editor-No; but a number of subscribers have been in asking for the author.
 Poet (delighted)--Indeedl
 Editor-Yes; and as you might happen to meet with some of them when you come here 1 would advise you not to call again until the thing has blown over.-New York Press.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-01-28
With 15.OO0 marriages a yea

With 15 1000 marriages a year Chicago might have hopes of get ting an unanarchistic population finally, but the great trouble is get ting Chicago people to stay married long enough to strengthen its native American, Knownothing element.-- St. Louis Republic.
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-01-28
It is Possible to Laugh Yourself to Death.

It is Possibl, to Laugh Yourself to Death.
 Are you aware that it is possi- He for man or woman to laugh himself or herself to death9" asked Dr. H. Jacobson of a number of friends at the Southern. "It is possible, and the medical works contain some rary examples of the kind. Quite recently l have seen an account of a man dying from laughter in the state of Ohio. Massachusetts can also point to a similar instance of hilarious demise. A story is told of a humorous speaker once recilipg a couple of stories which so affected one man that he had to be carried to his home, and the fit of laughtar did not cease till it was ended hY death. The cause of the extraordinary condition is due to an irritation of the phrenic, blosso-pharingeal and pneumogras- tric nerves. In other words, the laugh is sort of hysteria, and in the few persons afflicted in the man. ner described t has been shown there existed an hysterical element. The laugh as it continues becomes short and quick, and s succeeded by loss of respirati6a. and exhaustion of the diaphragm, vhich produce death. You see thee k danger in the funny man, he genuine funny man is so rar- wadays that the public need has tile fear of dying by his humor 'ullitions. z
 Globe Democrat. ree
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-01-28

GeET 1E ZEN JOH S
 oth the method and results whef yruD of Figs is taken; it is pleasan Id refreshing to the taste, and ae! .ently yet promptly on the Kidney iger and Bowels, eleanses the sys ID efectuslly, dispels colds, hea5 shes and levers and cures habita 7stipation. Syrup of Figs is t. Nly remedy of it's kind ever pr .aced, pleasing to the taste and aptable to the stomach, prompt s action and trulr beneficial in i, effects, prepared only from the mos lealthy and agreeable substances, i, many excellent qualities commend 10 all and have made it the mo popular remedy known.
 Syrup of Figs is for sale in 1, nd s1 bottles by all leading drul, .sts. Any reliable druSr;st vl nay not have it on hand 5yJ;il nr, gre 1t promptly for any one vi. gishes to try it. Do potIs accent sn, CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP co.
 ShE FRANCISCO. oAL,
 t9g5HLLE. Kr. EEW YORK &E
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-01-28

Sunday school teache (sadly)- I'm afraid, Johnny, at l will never meet YOU in Heay Johnny -WbvY What har, ou been doing nowi--Ha' T'
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-01-28
TUNlsONS ALIASES, MAPS & CHARTS

sent by express or maIi, charges paid, to aRs 9ilfees. as fpllewss MATcHLEss ff5) U.S and MnKLp MAP--a double Mao 4x5 feet In size. 0t Ielers, containing 2s Maps in one collection Aisp gives the Kew Census, the 6 New states tiNiahQma. new surveys and changes, xl. NEW AXAfR MAPH-fAny ststel eol0red, vanished eHd on foiiers. 5x9x feet a. UM4yERsAL lf6 ArhAs OF TIRE W0RLD--size 12xIf inehcs ~eisat pounds, Royal QuArto 209 pages, clotii NoiNd, New Census Edition. S3.T5. MATcHLEs | nE ms pF ACkDAT SCHOOL M MAPs- 9 cloth m1syS &ez free % any g. 8. MATcHLEss SET oF
 MAFs- IhN tl0l Cloth Mounted Maiis. vs nriAg k0lieGs, in elegant Drst- proof
 ak and Key. &20. blBLg EKAbERis
 TE-g1e Mounted On Rollers
 Vas tDtlve circulars free. m, T +ss,n.SA>-'s -'s'-''s'
The Russellville Democrat., 1892-01-28

kslt suy agents for ". E.. DOt gItts s hoes, j net for snic Ju youI place ask your ueHler tc send for cntaiaguc, secure the la"are, ard gt,f th eul for yOu.
 .r-T TAEAE NO SU BSTETETE, ER
Wiarus. (Winona, Minn.) 1886-1893, 1892-09-22

cyl troche, W box i czekal
az pjerwszy z goniacych
przypedzi do niego. Poniewaz
odleg}ost ME wielka, a koh
pod arabem pedzil jak strza-
la, vice tenze ME zdola} go
wstrzymac. Gdy obok Jozefa
przelezdzal, skoczyl tenze 1ak
kot albo pantera ma konia,
chwycil ARABIA "a gard}o,
zrzucii go z konia j pedzi.
: Mech zyje J6zef! =
zawoIal Ryszard.
Arabowie wydall dziki
okrzyk, gdy spostrzegli co
sic stalo i jeszcze szaleniei
zaczeli Comic zbiega. Balonu
dotad ME sp~ostfzegli, be
zanadto byli zajeci pogoni4.
A balon coraz wlecej sic ku
MIN zbliza}. Jeden wyprzedzif
innych i wyciagna} lance ku
Jozefowi. Panu Ryszardowi
uderzyia krew do g}owy.
P%ochwyci} finite i ME wiele
mierzac, zastrzelif owego mai
blizszego wroga.
(Clag dalszy nastapi.)