The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-05-29

Lawrence World: The Kansas City 1ooC
liar doubtless makes the Wichita liar fee
like a very ordinary individleLi
Henriette says the EAGLE must be mis-
taken in saying that 1000 people attend.
ed the circus. She says she went anC
could only see sixteen people.
Sunday Mirror: This has probably beer
the duIlest week of the whole social year
IL will not be long, however, until lawr
parties will be in full blast, always, o
course, barring a chilling douche from
Henriette.
There is a minister in town who believe:
that cyclones are divine visitations and he
will say SO, in the pulpit, this morning.
Kansas City Star: A 14-year-old colored
boy in Wichita recently got away with
one dozen fried eggs at single meal anC
still lives to eat. AS long as the Peerles.
Princess can cite such examples of enter
prise, a jeering world may point the finger
of scorn at her in vain.
Walt Fouts says he is burdened with
soubriquest. He is known as the Berry
Wall and the John Wannamaker of Wich
ita.
Preston Plaindealer: A Wichita drum
mer Says the marrigable young ladies of
that place family remind himi of drawing
cork from cool bottle of beer. Every
time they are drawn out they pop. Moth
ing significant or unusual about. that, ow
! ing to this being leap year.
The girls have formed league TO ostra-
else young lady who is addicted to pro
family.
Topeka Journal: The Kansas City Star
Notes. says that Wichita woman has
had the measles four times in six weeks.
We must regard this as a very rash state
ment.
The worst enemies in town are two
young gentlemen. 1t all came about be
cause one of them danced too much with
the others girl.
Lawrence Record: Some one who is
not far from the kingdom of Heaven,
| pleads that the birds in Wichita be pro
tected from slaughter. 1t is surprise to
! learn that there are any birds in Wichita
save jays and the great big Eagle. Good.
All the girl graduates are anxious to
| get an invitation to party so they can
wear their new dresses again.
Anthony Republican: The EAGLE says
zone of the oldest bachelors in town, this
week, put diamond ring on the finger of
one of our Oldest young ladies'" Did she
ever live down thir-a-way, Vic?
Deacon Jones: The good, kind husband
who is anxious that his wife shall go away
and stay all summer and have a good
time, is hypocrite He is planning more
| for himself than for her. If a mans love
is sincere, it is inclined to be selfish, and
he wants his wife to stay at home, where
he can see her every day.
Kansas City Star: 1t is claimed by Ed
Greer that there is not another city in
Kansas which has so few vacant business
rooms as Winfield. There are other points
OF dissimilarity between Winfield and
Wichita which it is not necessary to men
tion in this item.
One of the best educated young men in
Wichita for the last ten years has been
supported by his mother.
Newton Republican: VIII White dis
tinguished himself anew by writing a
pretty piece of poetry about nun, but he
Will not attempt the same kind of a caper
soon after he reads the parody on his piece
by Wichita woman.
The boys of the Lewis academy are
Boosting that the academy's girl gradu-
ates will make better showing than the
High school girls
Preston Plaindealer: A Wichita pro-
duce firm advertises for "a strong man to
handle butter"
a young clerk up on North Main street
says he is ambitious to get rich, so as to be
able TO wear two white shirts a day.
Hoisington Dispatch: Wichita has
three bicloride of gold institutes and
Topeka eighteen societies of Oh ristian En-
deavor. In the former city the prohibit
ton law is not enforced but in the latter
il is.
Deacon Jones: Girls look better in their
school clothes than when they are dressed
up. \ girl whom you think pretty on a
week day you will not recognize on SUM-
day when she gets on all her fancy frills
and ribbons.
Purcell Register: The word gentle
man" is certainly used in strange connec-
ton mt times. A Wichita EAGLE reporter
tells in recent issue of two gentlemen"
entering store and one of them stealing
Is IbAblCE COdN " me At4S OSLCA CAEd-CN Tue
proprietor in conversation. That re-
porter evidently makes no distinction be-
tween gentleman and thief.
4 local physician says that be has
woman patient who is becoming insane
from fear of lightning, Of which we have
had so much this spring. He has recon-
mended travel for her.
Kansas City Star: junction City is be-
coming the greatest horse market in Kan
sas because OF the government fort at Fort
Riley, but when it comes TO mules Wich-
tia still continues TO lead the procession,
with several laps TO spare.
The churches will al be we'll attended
this morning. The wellington cyclone
has frightened good many sinners
Sa,ina Journal: Wichita is becoming
cultured. They have an educated cat
down there.
Joe katz, son OF a Katz. who gradual
ed from the High school Thursday, was
the youngest graduate this city ever pro-
dnced He is fifteen.
Burton Graphic: The citizens of Wich-