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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-10-15
STAKE CONFERENCES.
Appointments for Quarterly Conference
Until April, 1898.

Utah and Juab Stakes--SAturday
and Sunday, October 10Th and 10th,
1899; and Saturday and sunday, jan
uary It'll and 10Th, 1893.
Weber Stakes undny and Monday,
October 10th aud 18th, 1892; and Sun.
day and Monday, January 18th and
10th, 1909.
Box Elder, Tooolo and Oneida
Slakes-Sunday and Monday, OCto-
Dor 23rd and oath, 1892; and Sunday
and Monday, January 22nd and 28rd,
1893.
Wasatch Stake--Saiurday and Sun.
day, October Goth and 30th 1902; aud
Saturday and Sunday, January 2sth
and 20lh, 1893.
Cache Siake-Sundny and Monday,
October Both and 3ist, 1902; and Sun.
lay and Monday, January Goth and
3Uth, 1898.
Bear Lake and Summit Stakes-Snt.
urday and Sunday, November 9th and
9th, 1892; aud Saturday and Sunday,
February 9Th and 9th, 1903.
Emery and Clntah Stnkes--Bunday
and Monday, November 9th and TN,
1892; and Sunday and Monday, Febru.
AIRY 9TH anu jth, 1893.
A7ANINAN hAlA N0ANh AAiNN fnANhtN-EfNA-
urday and Sunday, November 18th
and 18Th, 1892; and Saturday and Sun.
day, February llth and l2th, 1893.
San Luis, Morgan aud Banuuch
stakcs-Sunday and Monday, Novem.
Der goth aud 2lHl, lsD2; ard SUNDAY
and Monday, February 18th and 18Th,
1898.
san Juan 5take-Saturday and sun.
q N..as.s.alaw
and Saturday and Sunday, February
isth aud 10Th, 1903.
Willard ana SEWER Staker-Sunday
and hionday, November 21;h and 81
1899; and sunday and Monday, Feb.
runry 10Th and Goth, 1903.
Panguitch aud Snowflake Stakes
Sunday and Monday, November 27th
and 2Sth, 1899; and Sunday and Mon.
| day, February Goth aud 9Th, 1893.
Davis Stako-SatutdRy and Sunday,
December Ord and 9TH, 1902; and Fat.
urday and Sunday, March i.h and
9th, 1893.
KGnab and 81. John Stakes-sun.
day and Monday, December 9TH and
9Th, 1902; aud Sunday anu Monday,
March 9th and 9th, 1893.
St. George, MalRd ard At. Joseph
Stakos-ssunday and Monday, Deem.
Der 18th aud 18th, 1899; anu Sunday
and Monday, March 18th and 1871,
CaBsia, PGFowan and MaTicOnh
5lakes-SundAy and Monday, Deem.
Dor 18th and 18Th, 1899; ana Sunday
and Monday March 10Th and 20th
1893.
Beaver Siake--Saturday and Bun.
day, December 9th and 25th, 1892;
anu Saturday and Sunday, March 25th
and 25th, 1893. Il. ID. RICHARDS,
Jos. +. SMITH.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-10-15
Colonel nodd.' aspioits,

PARIS, oct. 14.-Colonol Doida, com.
mander Of tho French forces operating
against tho King OF Dahomoy, tele-
graphs that his expedition carried y
strongly intrenched outpost six miles
from Cana on Wednesday and tho
French loss was only rs killed and
wounded.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-10-15
$500 RewardI

VIZ will pay the above reward FOR any cast
on Liver Complaint, DYHpeprln, sick Headache.
Indigestion, Constipation or COativsneaH We
cannot euro with Wesra Vegetable Liver Pila,
when the directions arc strictly cumplied'w In.
They arc purely Vegetable and never fail 10
give Satisfaction. Sugar Coated. large boxes,
20 ocnih beware u rounierfoiia and imits,
tons. Tho genuine sold W JOHNSON, PRATT
Co.. % and 81 MAih street, Salt Lake City.
Morris tribune., 1892-11-09
A Crooked Railway.

There are few more interesting en-
cheering achievements than the little
narrow gauge railroad running to Cara
cas-, the capital of Venezuela, from it's
seaport, La Guayra. The distance be-
tween the two cities, as the crow flies,
supposing for the moment that he could
fly through the mountains, is only six
miles, but the railway connecting them
is twenty-three miles in length, and con-
sequently twists and turns on itself.
The road runs in zigzag fashion up the
mountain to an altitude of about 5000
feet above its starting point and then de-
sends some 1900 feet in the same man
ner into the valley of Caracas.
Twenty-Five thousand rails were used
in laying the track, and of these over
$4,000 are bent. It is jestingly said that
the engineer almost died of broken
heart because he could invent no excuse
for bending the remaining 1000. lie
did his best, however, and no one who
has to ride over the line and find HIM
self shaken at every one Of the 346 she .
twists which the track makes will find
it in his heart to condemn the poor man
for not making perfect job. Two pas.
senger trains pass over the road daily,
leaving La Guayra at $50 in the morn.
ing and at $50 in the afternoon, making
the journey in two hours and a half.
This is a speed, exclusive of. stops, Of
not quite ten miles an hour.-Pearso, .
Weakly
Morris tribune., 1892-11-09
The India Rubber Worm.

The latest triumph of Yankee invent
i've genius is an india rubber fshworm
It is said to be remarkably good imita
ton Of the common earth worm, is indie
structible and in actual use proves as al
Turing to the fishes as the genuine arti
Gle. The old fisherman will be quick Il
perceive it's advantages. One can equi1
himself for days sport without dig
ging over whole garden in his search
for bait. A handful of India rubber
worms will last him a whole season
and there will be no necessity for pulling
up the line every few minutes to see il
the small fry nibblers have left the hook
bare.
Possibly the greatest admirers of the
new bait will be the feminine fishers.
who, however expert with the hook and
line, have never reached the point where
they can impale an angle worm without
a series Of shudders The only one who
will find it a drawback will be the girl
whose chief delight in fishing comes
from the excuse it gives for keeping
some young man at her side to handle
the horrid worms. The invention of the
rubber worm turns angling into an exact
science, with no room for flirting ac-
cessories. Troy On. W Times.
Morris tribune., 1892-11-09
Beauty Amor Sayaces.

Among the Babines, who dwell to the
north, ef-the Columbia river, large ua-
der lip is regarded as a type Of beauty.
A small incision is made in the lip dur
ing infancy and a fragrant of bone in
serted. This is replaced from time to
time by larger and larger fragments,
each operation being attended with Sc
we're pain, and at length pieces of wood
measuring not less than three inches in
length and an inch and a half in width,
are inserted, causing the lip to protrude
to frightful extent A similar custom
exists among the Paraguay Indians, and
the labnets worn by the Botocudos are
inserted in a slit made in the lower lip.
A Botocudo has been noticed to take
a knife and cut piece of meat on it and
tumble the meat into his mouth Among
the Hydahs Queen Charlotte islands) it
is considered mark of the lowest breed
ing to be without this labial ornament of
the lower lip. When a young woman
and an old one quarrel the elderly dame
will reproach the younger with her
youth, inexperience and general igno-
rance, pointing, were further proof
necessary, to the inferior size Of her lip.
This lip of beauty is not, however, pc
culiar to these aborigines, but is COM
mon among some of the African tribes.
The Berrys, for instance who inhabit
Sanbriat, a tributary of the Nile, insert
in the lower lip piece of crystal an
inch in length. The Bougo women in o
80 l., I,
zontally till it projects far beyond the
upper. The mutilation of both lips is
observed among the women of Kadje,
inBegseg, between Lake Tsad and the
Beuwe.-Breoklyn Eagle.
Morris tribune., 1892-11-09
The Review of Reviews for Mover

The Review of Reviews for Novem-
Der is a splendidly illustrated number
and it contains great number of new
ndtimely portraits of interesting peo-
pie. Among these are the two new
South American presidents, CrespO
and Pena; several eminent men who
have recently died; Mr.. Clarkson and
Mr.. Quincy, the "educationaP' cam
paigners of the two party committees:
the Misses Kenealey, English cholera
nurses at Hamburg; Miguel, Lieb-
knecht, Bebel and Virchow, the Ger
man statesmen; two prominent journ-
alists, Colonel Cockerill of New York,
and Mr.. J. W. Scott of Chicago; Pres
ident Chas. F. Thwing of Cleveland.
and many others.
Morris tribune., 1892-11-09
Why the Lecture Was q Failure.


One winter Nye was at Jefferson City
and as the legislature was in session a
number of newspaper men of the state
were there, too; and to show what they
deemed proper courtesy to one of Their
number they arranged an informal re-
ception, with Nye the principal attrac.
ton, on the afternoon Of the day in the
evening of which Bill was to lecture,
and they expected of him the same cor.
diality and bohemianism that marks
the average writer. Nye was at the re
ception, but he was dead stick; neye,
once did he smile; neither did he at any
time attempt a witticism. His enter
tanners were disappointed and Disguised,
and sorry that they had paid him thu
compliment of purchasing couple Of
boxes at the opera house to hear his lee.
ture.
But they got even. When Nye mounted
the stage that night and began pouring
forth his jokes and drolleries not news.
paper man in the box smiled. All looked
solemn as owls, and occasionally glanced
with establishment at the audience that
kept in roar of applause. Nye con.
tinued, and became conscious of the fact
that this portion Of his hearers was not
pleased, and he directed his shafts Of
wit at them. But they smiled not, but
only stared at him in solemnity. Thei1
GOODNESS soon communicated itself to the
audience by some occult means and it
ceased to cheer, and before the entertain.
ment was half over it was voted dead
characterization (Mo.) Democrat.
Morris tribune., 1892-11-09
Catarrh, Not Local, But Consti-
tutiOnal.

DR.. Dio Lewis, the eminent Boston
physician, in a magazine article says:
"a radical error underlies nearly all
medical treatment of catarrh. 1t is
not disease of a mans nose; it is a
disease of the man, showing itself in
the nose "a LOCAL exhibition of a CON-
srITuTIoNAL trouble" Therefore, he
argues, the use of snuff and other To-
cal applications is wrong, and while
they seem to give temporary relief,
they really do more harm than good.
Other leading authorities agree with
DR.. Lewis. Hence, the only proper
method of cure for catarrh is by TAX
ing constitutional remedy GkeHood's
Sarsaparilla, which, reaching every
part of the body through the blood,
does eliminate all impurities and
makes the whole man healthier. 1t
removes the cause of the trouble and
restores the diseased membrane to
proper condition. That this is the
practical result is proven by thous-
ands of people who have been cured
of catarrh by taking Hoods Sarsapa-
rilla.
Morris tribune., 1892-11-09
ALI He Guarantees to Do,

The cleverness of the walters who
stand at the doors of the dining rooms
of the large hotels in charge of the hats
which are left outside by the guests is
very striking. Some of them perform
really wonderful feats Of memory in the
way of identifying the hat of each per.
son, although they often do not see the
guest more than once, and that for only
the instant when he pauses to leave his
hat behind him as he enters.
At hotel on the Maine coast is a
darby who is famous among the guests
for never making a mistake, although
sometimes the guests have tried to puz.
zle him by going in in groups and by
wearing hats which he has never seen.
One day one Of the boarders talked with
him about this power and the waiter
said that he had acquired it by lons
practice.
''And do you never make mistakes?
the gentleman inquired.
''No, sab; don't cal'late to make nc
Mistakes was the answer.
''And do you give every man his owr
hat?"
ooh, sah," returned the waiter,
"'tain't none O my business whose the
hat am. | gibes to cherry man the hat
he gibes to me. Boston Courier.
Morris tribune., 1892-11-09
WEDNESDAY, NOV. ., 1859.
The Election.

The entire Republican county tick
ct was elected yesterday, with the ex-
ception of III. j. Dresser, candidate
for register of deeds, T. E, Colahan'
being reelected.
At the time of going to press, ESQ
p. M, counting of the votes in this
city was not completed. The follow
ing is the vote for president and gov
ernor: Harrison, IT'S; Cleveland, ll6;
Nelson, It's; LAWYER, 131; Donnelly,
IL; Dean, II.
We shall publish the official returns
for the county as soon as they can be
procured.
Our private opinion, publicly eX-
pressed is that Cleveland is elected
president, bnt we earnestly hope that
we are mistaken.
Morris tribune., 1892-11-09
The old-time cowbows of North

The old-time cowbows of North
west Nebraska met at Caledonia re-
Gently and organized company to
run race from that city to the Ne
braska building at the Worlds Fair.
The race will be on ponies and a
purse of $1,000 and a gold medal will
be given the winner. It will begin
May Is, and nearly three hundred
riders will take part. In addition to
the prizes named the contestants will
contribute an enhance fee which will
aggregate several thousand dollars, to
be divided among the winners.
Morris tribune., 1892-11-09
Not in His Line Exactly.

A man with an armful Of hand bills
went into Mr.. Schoppenheim's restau
rant and asked permission to tack hun
bred or SO to the wall.
''Vot vos dose?" asked Schoppenheim.
Circulars advertising railroad ex.
cursion."
"You goes away off NIT week or den
days and you goes sheaper as to stay al
homer" asked Schoppenheim.
"That's it.
cunt you wants to hang dose CIRCULARS
mein restaurant in?"
you've got it,"
"Got vot?"
"The idea"
"Den mein customers would read dose
cirgulars?'
"That's the idea"
"Unt go away den days or two veeksY
eyes"
"Unt don't eat dinners here vile. dey
vos avay?"
"Well, they could hardly do that, you
know" said the hand bill man hesitat.
ingly.
"Dot's vots l drinks meinself. Mem,
| guess Won't have any Of dose pills
hung mein restaurant in. Good day,
mein friendt." - Pittsburg Chronicle
Telegraph.
Morris tribune., 1892-11-09
Whom q Ho- SrrrendarS.

1t is evident that man who will seri-
ousiy undertake to put himself en- rap
port with other animals can exchange
communication with them at least as
satisfactorily as he could with another
man Who was confined to an entirely
different language. My dog, who has
had no special training, understands
some half dozen of my gestures, and
himself uses the turning aside of
the head to indicate dissent, accom-
panied often by plain look of disgust
at being misunderstood, puts up a paw
to deprecate punishment, turns on his
back to express submission, sticks up his
tail-the warrior brandishes his weapon
or waves his flag; the dog has no weapon
by way of defiance, lowers it for shame
Or alarm.
That turning on the back, by the way,
is well understood among dogs as a
gesture of surrender. If two strange
dogs meet on the street and one shows
fight, if the other turns On his back he
will not, as a rule, be molested.-Cor.
New York Times.
Morris tribune., 1892-11-09
slsaI Grass.

Sisal grass is likely to prove a very
important source of wealth for Mexico.
1t grows in long, narrow blades, often
to the length of four or five feet, and
these, when dry, curl up from side to
side, forming flexible string stronger
than any cotton cord of the same size
ever manufactured. 1t is in great de-
mand among florists and among manu-
facturers of various kinds of grass goods,
and it is said to be capable Of being APP
piled to many new uses. Eopes, cords,
lines of any description and size may
be manufactured Of it. and ships
cable of sisal grass is one of the posi-
bilities of the future. 1t is almost i'm
peryious to the action of salt water, and
is not readily decayed. or disintegrated
by moisture and heat. 1t takes its name
from the port OF Sisal, in Yucatan,
through which it was formerly exported.
Board of Trade Journal.
Morris tribune., 1892-11-09
A LOVE SONG.

The bird In its nest at morn
Looks out through the leafy space,
And sends u sweet little song
From its hiding place
Only note or two,
Only faint Cool Cooln
But some other little bird will hear
And soon draw near.
The whispering leaves repeat
The story they oft have heard,
For oh, there's nothing so sweet
AS tho song of the bird
A love song, 1t is true,
Only a faint "Cool Coo"
But some one calls out a-near:
Sweetheart, / am herel"
"Coo! Cool" says one from the nest.
A shy little warbler she;
s'Cool Cool" comes the answer back
In q lower key.
And then new song Is begun
Are these two birds or one?
And with thrills and twitt'rings sweet.
The love song they repeat.
Josephine Pollard in Godey's.
Morris tribune., 1892-11-09
Wanted the Color to Match.

A young man from Kalamazoo was ir
Detroit not very long ago, drawn hithe1
by the fascinating attractions of one OF
the brightest and best looking girls ir
this City Of the Straits. The visitor was
more or less Of Kalamazoolu and the
girl didn't feel fattered by his atten-
tons, but she did the best she could
under the circumstances, In the even.
ing he asked her to go with him to the
ice creamery and she went.
waiter" he said in loud and DOM.
handing tone, "bring us two ice creams
the best you've gotin the shop, mind. "
The waiter bowed.
'.And, waiter" said the girl in low,
sweet voice, "bring me pistache to match
the young man here" and the young
man didn't know what pistache was till
he saw the color.-Detroit Free Press.
Morris tribune., 1892-11-09
For Cancer and Skin Poisoning,

Cancerous growths are the most diff.
cult skin diseases to control. The knife
is generally the only thing that will
answer satisfactorily, but the drug called
pyoktanin has been used with consider
able success. AS local dressing on
painful cancers that could not be re-
moved by an operation it gives consid-
cradle relief, and in many instances has
decreased the size of the growth. For
poisonings Of the skin various drugs are
used, but for ivy poison there is none
better than permanganate of potassium,
which makes an excellent wash for the
poisoned skin. In Russia it has been
found of great value in frost bites, re-
lieving the itching and burning sensa-
ton at once. For slight burns of the
skin it is also of great use, but severe
burns are not to be treated by it.-Yan-
kee Blade,
Morris tribune., 1892-11-09
Travelling stones in Nevada.

The curious travelling stones" of
Australia are parallefed in Nevada.
They are described as being perfectly
round, about as large as a walnut and
of an ivory nature. When distributed
about on the floor, table, OF any smooth
surface within two or three feet of each
other they Immediately commence trav-
cling toward each other and meet at a
common center, and there lie huddled in
bunch like eggs in nest. A single
stone removed to distance of four feet,
upon being released returns to the heap,
but if taken away as much as five feet
remains motionless. 1t is needless to
say that they are largely composed of
magnetic iron ore.-Grass Valley Union.
Morris tribune., 1892-11-09
An ORIGINAL Answer.

A youth in one Of the Sunday school
connected with one of the city missions
without meaning to be sacrilegious, bu
with visions Of his own misdoings tina
had received deserved punishment, t,
the question, why was our Saviou
sent to this earth?-answer, '"To saw
sinners'-answered, "Oh!I suppose VIZ
acted so bad they had to send him.
New York Tribune.
Morris tribune., 1892-11-09
BUckLEN'S ARNlCA SAlvE.

:, The Best Salvc in the world for Cuts,
bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheuin, Few
or Sores. letter, Chapped Hands, Chill
plains, Corns, and all Skin Eruptions,
ana positively cures Piles, or no pay re,
CURED 1t is guaranteed to give perfect
satisfaction or money refunded. Price
20 cents per box. For sale by Fritz
Buckentin, Morris. and Thorpe 6 Tollif-
son, Hancock.
Morris tribune., 1892-11-09
PUMPED Him Dry.

A barrister tormented poor German
witness SO much with questions that the
old man declared he was SO exhausted
that he must have drink of water be-
fore he could say another word. Upon
this the judge remarked, 81 think, sir,
you must have done with the witness
now, for you have pumped him dry
Exchange.
Morris tribune., 1892-11-09
LAND OFFICE AT ST. cLogp,, MINN.

Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his inten
ton to make final proof in support of his
claim, and that said proof will be made
before the Judge, or in his absence, the
Clerk of District Court of Stevens county
Minnesota, at Morris, Mimi, on Saturday
Nov. 26th, 1892, viz: Charles II. Miller
Homestead Application No: S63S for the
NE14 Section % Township l25, Range A.
He names the following witnesses tC
prove his continuous residence upon, and
cultivation of, said land, viz: August
Schroeder, lanes S. Robinson, Geo. Lem
mermann of Chokio p. o., Mimi; Henry
oct19 A. BARTO, Register.
Morris tribune., 1892-11-09
Cannibais and Shaved Heads.

On the upper Congo the natives give a
great deal imagination and labor to the
arrangement of their headdress. Some
of them, however, like the Bangala,
keep their heads closely shaved, except
for little tufts Of hair on top and at the
sides. On the middle Mobangi river the
natives also shave their heads. This is
very general custom among cannibal
tribes. Not all cannibals on the Congo
shave their heads, but it is certain that
all tribes which follow this practice are
cannibals.-New York Sun.
Morris tribune., 1892-11-09

Minneapolis Journal: The story
that Jerry Rusk, commissioner Of
agriculture, intends to introduce the
bread fruit tree into this country and
cross it with the Alderney COW to pro-
duce bread and milk plants for the
infant industry is denied by Mr.. Rusk
personally. Another lie nailed.
Morris tribune., 1892-11-09

The people OF OK native state
Vermont, were always Il moderate set.
They are now legislating against bald
heads, remarks the Minneapolis Jour
nal. No more spectacular shows are
to be allowed in the state if they are
too spectacular about the ankles.
Morris tribune., 1892-11-09

Herman Enterprise: There is an
immense amount Of threshing to be
done yet in this county. In the towns
of Elk Lake and Land there is near
ly months work undone. Nearly
all the machines are working by the
day instead of getting paid by the
bushel, as expenses could not be
made that way. In many parts-in
fact all over the county-plowing is
behind.
Morris tribune., 1892-11-09
Tie Picture Illu sion.

A correspondent writes: almost
every careful observer of pictures must
have noticed how the eyes of portraits
appear to follow one all over the room.
Can you account for this?"
The illusion referred to has been ex.
planned thus: Suppose a portrait with
its face and its eyes directed straight In
front, so as to look ut the spectator. Let
q straight line be drawn through the tip
of the nose and half way between the
eyes, which we shall call the middle
line. On each side of this middle line
there will be the same breadth of head.
of cheek, Of chin and of neck, and each
iris will be in the middle of the whole OF
the eye. If we now so to one side the
apparent horizontal breadth of every
nart OF TIE head and face will be dinin.
ished, but the parts on each side of the
middle line will be diminished equally
and at any position, however oblique:
there VIII Lo the same breadth of face
On each SIDE Of the middle line, and the
iris viii lie i'll the center of the whole o!
the eyeball, SO that the portrait preserves
all the character Of figure looking al
the spectator, and must necessarily dc
so wherever he stands.
In portraits the apparent motion of the
head is generally rendered indistinct by
the canvas being imrerfectly stretched,
as the slightest concaTity or convexity
entirely deforms the face when the OBJ.
iquity is considerable. The deception
is therefore best seen when the painting
is executed on fiat board, and in colors
sufficiently vivid to represent every line
in the face with tolerable distinctness at
great obliquities. Distinctness of out
line is indeed most necessary to a salts
factory exhibition of this optical illusion,
Brooklyn Eagle.
Morris tribune., 1892-11-09
Made a Bronze Medal.

Joseph Moore, of Birmingham, die
sinker, made his reputation by a medal
in bronze four inches in diameter, of
which few copies were struck. On one
side he showed in pretty high relief the
Saltwater Mundi" of Leonardo da Vino;
and on the other the "Christus Con.
solator" of AIRY Schefer. The latter
wrote in thanks for a copy of the work,
"9our medathas immortalized my pic
ture; it will outliye the canvas. New
York Times.