The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1892-05-12
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-~Hten very rich msn can sptli eo'
seeslt. tho reopls sss be 10 ~ s5,ecsia Of
Tie pev phpbel.c style 81 srelhes'
~ Itm fHgassis thai people DO net
have ihs mms tsesl'y Il se'iing cat 81
uonbis hal they have Tor ss,tins cat Of
vofk.
-- wfs itnsitsaiy) III you keep on like
this | shsa eerssin!y lose my temper
Iia.baea lsefepely) No dagger. my dear
A islns 81 ihsi airs Is 90, o ally Loot
Police Justice (silef passing sent~nce
on cheeky prisoner Did ] bear you cell
RE 10 old tooli Prisoner No. yer Honor
--le.sivsy, didn, intend you 10.
Ho. 10 your daughter doing With the
pisDo, Silssf fas, rate She kin pls5
vita both hspa. nos, Says she'll be able
10 play With Der ear inside OF sir months.
80 The Marquis gave yon these hov
srsf Yes. aud oh, Maud, be scinslly ssid
life wheat me mean, nothing. Yes.
dsst, everybody says you are bis last
chsnoe.
Visitor Ito little Johnnyl-A the
students 10 yonr class very brighif John
ME 49, Guess you'd think We oush, 10 be II
you' a see the polishing of some Of Us ee,
every day.
,hink Hanristl.s voice should be cnl
ti.sled sbrosd, said msmma All right.
said psps. lis cerssiuly loud enough 10
get 10 Earope without Henriettas having
10 Iesve home.
---sSiuaious Boy - Father. Did you evef
study srith metief--Fa.hor yes Indignant
lyl Well. esa't hnd the cube root Oh
Fs,her hastily Its long while since !
studied H.
lis this song POPULAR she asked OF
the music store clerk. Well. he answere !,
lots Of people sipg IL. bat rs yet no one IL
susi cienlly tired OF it for /, to DO what You
call popular song.
--ssgscity Husband lat the theater) :
bes how pale Mrs, upwell is. ! never
saw Der quite 30 affected by tragedy be-
fore. Wiie-l, isn't that; her back hair is
coming down
Sashbor What was slltbat crying
shout over at your placer Johuny Pea
straw Willie pulled down Jug OF molas
ses on himself in the pantry this morning.
aud ma Ia oombiug his hair.
Cleyerton = What's you hurry. old
msny Dashawsy haven't . moment to
spare. I've go. to attend a reception this
evening, aud I'm going around to my
lsundryman TO see II | can b rrow one OF
my collars.
-~MllIonsire TO family lswyeD Well.
there. I've made sill the requests care to,
andsJ000 remains. Family lawyer IL will
probably take all Of that 10 prove that you
we're Of SQUAD mind when You gave away
be rest,
Mrs. Subatb Uoyously) My dear. I've
succeeded ia getting . servant girl Of last.
O. to The kitchen and kiss her, Mr.. Sub,
ufb Kiss herr Mira Suburb Certainly.
l had TO promise that she should be treat
cd - one OF the family,
Uncle Abe, what are you mumbling
over that newspaper for and spelling out
the words1 thought you wasa good
reader, wus tallible good reader. sab,
but dis here niger piece IN her kinder
stamps me. Csut make ont q mary
word.
Intelligent foreigner Ito psrlor car
scqusiutancel Il sm indebted to you, sir,
for most enjoyable afternoon and much
political information. You are In pubic
life. | presumed Distinguished looking
American No. cir. sm . lieutensn,
governor,
MIR. Bings You want 10 be careful
sbon, packing away your winter clothes
my dear. The moths are likely to get 10
10 them. Mrs. Bingo- You needn't be
alarmed sbou, the motbs. They are not
going TO bother with plush when they can
get genuine seslskin 81 the womsn's who
lives neat door.
--Atter long march during = war. the
captain ordered, ~ q sanitary precsution
that ,Le men shonld change their under
shirla The o y. suggested that half Of
the men only hsd one shirt each. The
captain hesItsted fora moment and then
said. Military orders mus. be obeyed; let
the men change with each other.
Sorry we haven't this Washington
girls name. An attsche OF the British
legation 10 addressing her said: an cor,
~ that the Behring Sea trouble is look ing
20 srious. because Great Britain would
wipe Jon Of tho face OF the earth. The
young lady re,oried; What sgsiuf Add
thea came 4 ash OF silence
--ps,ien,-l doL't suppose you are par
tiellsr she,her pay yon nov or settle 10
full wien yon get through With me. Doe
tor Perhaps you'd better pay nov. ]
vouid he gate ~illirg, IS ycn cay, 10 wait
until set throash With yon. but The fact
Ia. your will nigh. be contested and get
nothing ., all.
Little Bessis's doll had lost one eye
its face WAS cracked. one arm Vas gone
snd noss OF tia iEtarnsl ss~dnu had de.
parted. She placed 1, 10 : sitting position
90 the 4 s1r 10 the corner OF her play house
exsniusd its ioriorn sai shrunken hgnre
With critical eye, sni said rraretfnlly yet
decidedly You can star 10 the family II
yeu wsai 10. Daily. bu, alter this I'm only
going b be stepnoihef 10 you
--selshbOf liooking bepisnsutly over