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The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-03-03

WANTED-By young man, strictly tenn
w perate, situation in office or store. from
8 a. m. to 5 p. M. had four years, experience IN
office work and eight in dry and fancy GOODS
Best of references. Address at once, with par
ticulars, ''CLERK." Press Office. FL
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-03-03

NOR SALE-The fine residence, No. Al
II Thomas street. Modern and first class in
its appointments. Inquire OF S. B. KELSEY,
No. 243 Commercial street. jan12-tf
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-03-03

E,oR sALE-Or to let for the season, fur
E uisled house with all the modern improve
ments, / " hours ride from the city on line of
Grand Trunk railway. Public telephone to the
CITY. Address for terms ETC. giving name and
references "B. A." this office. 81
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-03-03

Not Favorite.
Mr.. Morris Parke-Are you in this race
Sambo?
Sambo-Wad race, sab?
Mr.. Morris Parke (wittily)-The human race!
Sambo--Ya-as, sab; rs de dark horse, sall.--
Puck.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-03-03

WTANTED-The ladies' of Portland and
w vicinity to know that Flora A. Jones sold
316,574 bottles of her famous Blush of Roses,
for the complexion, in 1880. Thousands of
Portland ladies use it, consequently every
druggist sells it. 29-l :
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-03-03

When began using Ely's Cream Balm my
catarrh was SO bad had headache the whole
time and dischargeda large amount of filthy
NATTER. That has almost entirely disappeared
and I have not had headache since-J. I'll. Son.
merS StenhneY Conn
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-03-03

WTANTED-An experienced skirtmaker, ref
w erences required. Call or address at
once. DRESSMAKER, Room 10, Brown Block,
City 81
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-03-03

Perfectly Willing.
Reporter-The Daily Catchall wishes to print
your picture in tomorrow's issue. Will you let
us have photograph?
Imported Star-Certainly. Marie, where's
that portrait had taken on my, wedding
day?
Marie-I'll get it in moment, madam. It's
in your granddaughter's album.-New York
Weekly.
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-03-03

A Mean Plot. Il
Pretty Girl-Do. you think it would be immod-
est for woman to propose during leap year?
Old Bachelor tfervently)-No indeed; no, in
deed, 1 think it would be eminently sensible.
Pretty Girl-That'S just what 1 told old Mrs.
Sourrace, ho.adlnires you so much; but she
said you'd be shocked Illrun and tell her,
N. Yg Weekly. ~
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-03-03

NOR SALE-My stock of fancy goods and
II millinery, cost $500, price $500; only mil
linery store in winthrop. Apply before March
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-03-03

XNANTED-At once pressman by GUS
w tom tailor in Portland. address c. B.,
Evening Express, Portland, Me. 81
The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-03-03

All were Thumpers.
Two men met and adjourned to neighborins
saloon to talk over old acquaintance. In an
swer to inquiries as to the different members O.
his family one man said:
my eldest girl thumps the piano."
"And her SiSter?"
ooh, she thumps the washboard."
"But your wife?"
''She humps me.''-Detroit Free Press.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30
BODILY TOLERANCE.
The Efforts Put Forth by Nature to lie
pair Injuries.

The Efforts Put Forth by Nature to Ite-
pair Injuries.
The body is more tolerant of injury
than most people think. Every one is
familiar with the fact that a bullet
lodged deep in the flesh does not in all
cases cause serious trouble. Nature
prevents irritation by surrounding the
ball with a sort of sac, in which condi-
ton it is said to be ''encysted" In this
case the comparative smoothness OF the
object favors its encystment; but the
same thing may occur with no such IA
voring condition.
A man had been badly lacerated in
Che leg by broken glass. The wounds
healed under treatment, but a some'
what uncomfortable feeling remained,
and in walking, the man was unable to
bring his foot squarely tothe ground.
About three years later an increase
in this uncomfortable feeling, together
with stiffness and pain in the knee
joint, led him to enter hospital where
deep incision in the neighborhood of
the old scar revealed fragment of
window glass one inch wide and two
inches long.
A sharp corner projected into the
cavity of the thigh joint Three small
err fragments were found imbedded
deeper in the tissues. In each case the
fragment was surrounded by mass OF
tough tissue, which acted like the pro-
30 ha ~, ha11n6 hall
So effectual was this hardened tissue
in protecting the adjacent parts that
there was neither pus nor the slightest
inflammation, The man left the hos
pital well on the ninth day, and the leg
subsequently proved to be as sound as
the other.
Another case is in some respects still
more remarkable. A lady, while eat
ing piece of pie. fell into terrible
fit of coughing. A physician could find
no cause for the trouble, and thought
that whatever foreign substance had
produced it had been swallowed; but
the patient insisted that there was still
some obstruction which not only
choked her, but impaired her power OF
speech.
For six weeks she remained nearly
speechless and under constant treat
ment. After that time she slightly i'm
proved in health and voice, but without
permanent relief. At length, nearly
two years after the accident, Doctor
Ransom, of New York, was consulted,
and removed piece OF glass from the
lorynx, hanging between the vocal
cords. 1t was triangular in shape, and
measured on it's three edges seven
eighths of an inch, one inch, and one
! and quarter inches respectively!
The woman's voice at once improved
and the irritation mainly disappeared,
though a slight swelling remained.
Thus the permanent results were ex'
ceedingly slight, though so big frag
ment of glass had remained in ths
larynx for year and nine months -
Youths Companion.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30
VcoT1R,eHr 1891

ought to be smaller
the great, gripping, old-fashioned
pill. There's too much unpleasant
ness for the money. Ought to be
better, too. They're big enough,
and make trouble enough, to do
more good.
That's just what DIR. Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets do, more good.
Instead of weakening the system,
they renovate it; instead of up
setting, they cleanse and regulate
it mildly, gently, and naturally.
They're the original Little Liver Pills
the smallest but most effective,
purely vegetable, perfectly harmless,
and easiest to take. Only one
little Pellet for gentle laxative -
three for cathartic. Sick Head
ache, Bilious Headache, Constipa-
ton, Indigestion, Bilious Attacks,
and all arrangements of the Liver,
Stomach and Bowels are promptly
relieved and permanently cured.
They're the cheapest pills you can
buy, for they're guaranteed to give
satisfaction, or your money is re.
turned. You pay only for the good
you get. It's plan peculiar to DIR.
Pierce's medicines.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30
Resisted by the Guilty Soul.

There is in the mind of man a move
ment toward the recognition and con-
fession of God 1t is powerfully re-
sisted by guilty SOUL which really
wishes there was no God Many who
do not want God give immense
weight to the elements of weakness or
incompleteness in the arguments used
to prove his existence. What logically
signifies little, is made to signify
much, in their opinion. Because the
unwilling soul is not forced by this
rigid logic of mathematical demonstra
ton to confess God, it allows the mil
lions of tons of probability to be out.
weighed by the ounces of incomplete
ness in the demonstration. In all
moral questions the heart and will
weigh nightly The unwilling may
stay out of the kingdom. They would
mar it if they were within. Christian
Inuuirer.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30
CHOICE EXTRACTS.

He will hest hold out waiting that
holds on praying,-N. Y. Observer
1t is hard to make the man hear
who has turned \ deaf ear to Cod
Rams Horn.
God sometimes washes the eyes OF
His children with tears, in order that
they may read Alright His providence
and His commandments. N. Y. Oh.
server.
If you could look into the life OF
the man who is trying to prove that the
Bible is not true, you would generally
find that he has a good reason for doing
it-Ram's Horn.
The so-called humility that leads
one to shrink from Christian duty is
not a Christian grace. The one-talent
man was very humble, but his humility
proved to be nothing more or less than
wickedness and siothfulness.
Presbyterian.
Good works have back of them good
thoughts. Ifaman surrenders himself
to evil thinking it will show out in evil
doing. Good thoughts can be cultivated
SO can bad thoughts. The habit will
grow in either direction. A man should
think right if he would do right
Young Mems Era.
There is not book on earth sc
favorable to all the kind, and all the
sublime affections, or so unfricndly te
hatred and persecution, TO tyranny, in
justice, and every form of malevolence
as the Gospel 1t breathes nothing
throughout but mercy, benevolence ant
peace.-Beattie.
While might never makes right
right makes might. The weakest mar
in the right is mightier than any man
than all men in the wrong. If every
man on earth should vote for the wrong
it would not be carried; if all the ar
mics OF earth should fight for it, i
wonl6 not triumph.-Chrisiian Stand
ard.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30
HAPPY HEARTS.
Right Toward God We Find All II Sum
shine and Pleasure.


shine and Pleasure.
find Nero growing on throne. I
find Paul singing in dungeon. l
find King Ahab going to bed at noon
through melancholy, while near by is
Naboth contented in the possession OF
vineyard. Hannah, prime minister OF
Persia, frets himself almost to death
because poor jew will not tip his hat,
and Ahithophel, one of the greatest
lawyers of Bible times, through fear of
dying, hangs himself. The wealthiest
man forty years ago in New York,
when congratulated over his large es-
tate, replied: "Ah, you don't know how
much trouble have in taking care of
it." Byron declared in his last hours
that he had never seen more than
twelve happy days in all his life.
do not believe he had seen
twelve minutes of thorough sat
isfaction Napoleon !. said 81
turn with disgust from the cowardice
and selfishness of man. hold life a
horror; death is repose. What | have
OullCl VIC ichO u"ChbN way 10 IVY obN'
human comprehension. While, on the
other hand, to show how one may be
happy amid the most disadvantageous
circumstances, just after the ocean
Monarch" had been wrecked in the
English channel, a steamer was cruis-
ing along in the darkness, when the
captain heard a song, a sweet song, COM
ing over the water, and he bore down to-
wards the voice and found it was Chris.
tian woman on plank Of the wrecked
steamer, singing to the tune CT st.
| Martyn:
Jesus, lover of my soul,
Let me to Thy bosom fly,
While the pillows near me roll
While the tempest still is high"
| The heart right toward God and man,
we are happy. The heart wrong to.
i ward God and man, we are unhappy
| Talmage, in n. Y. Observer.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30

his religion offensive when he might
make it attractive. His personal infiu-
ence is trust and talent which he is
bound to use for his Master. "He is
wise that winneth souls" and no one
of us is likely to win anybody until we
have won both their respect and their
affections. Influence is never to be
gained by compromising with other
peoples sins, or conniving at their
wrong-doings; trimmers and time-serv-
ers are only repaid with contempt.
The price of permanent love is fidelity
to the right of an unselfish aim to do
good to others. L. Cuyler,
ID. D.. in N. Y. Independent.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30
RELIGIOUS MATTERS.
THAT BLISSFUL LAND.

Beyond the shadows which surround
Our troubled mortal life,
There lies land where never wakes
The sound of toll or strife;
Where sickness never pales the cheek,
Where starts no cry of pain,
Where gladneSs settles on the soul,
And never lifts again.
NO pillows break along its shore,
NO tempests sweep the sky;
The beauty of the Lord our God
On all things there doth lie;
Eternal calm, unending peace,
Reign in that blissful land:
U happy they who reach its rest,
And stand at Gods right hand
There all the pure in heart are found,
Their very thoughts are praise;
They sing the endless death of sin,
Christ's triumph song they raise;
Before the pierced feet which led
Their spirits up to light.
They yield the homage Of their love,
ArTayed in robes of white.
NO more they weep, no more they watch,
No more the Tempter dread;
The dark perplexities of old
Are ever from them fed;
Saved by the all-redeeming blood,
They breathe the balm of bliss,
They know that Christ is theirs for aye,
They know that they are His.
Our Father God, we long to reach,
Their fellowship of rest,
To see the glory of our Lord,
And be forever blest;
Guide us through smooth and silent seas,
And DER the stormy foam,
Until we strike the sunlit shore,
And hear Thy welcome home.
Walter j. Mathams, in London Freeman.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30
"Reminiscences of Sin.

Sin is wonderfully productive. Let a
man do one wrong thing and, behold, a
troop of evils quickly appear. If a
stone is thrown into quiet water one
circle succeeds another until they are
a multitude, and as they increase in
number, they increase in circum
ference. The influence of one sin starts
other influences, and they multiply ant
widen until the whole man is depraved
Young Mems Era.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30
A Sweet SatisTactiOn.

At the close of the day. or at any
time when "a man examines himself"
if he can feel that he has tried to do
something to honor his Master, to help
even one soul, to comfort troubled
one, to guide an erring one, to reclaim
wanderer, to bring brother, child
or a friend to Jesus, the result Of the
examination will be sweet satisfac.
ton to his own soul.-United rresby.
terrain.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case Of Catarrh that can not be
cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
+. ]. CHENEY & Co, Props, Toledo, o.
We the undersigned, have known +. j.
Cheney for the last 10 years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business
transactions and financially able to carry
out any obligations made by their firm.
West az Truax, Wholesale Druggists, To-
ledo, O., Walding, Kinnan q Marvin,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, Ohio.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. Price 75c. per bot
tie Sold by all druggists. Testimonials free.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30

-Phelim-Phwere wor yez goin
phwin OF saw yez goin' into Casey's?
Dennis-Into Casey's, man, TO be sure?
Phelim -Wull, Oh wished Old sane yez,
Old Nv had ye rush tn can fer us.
Dennis-Wull We did see me, didn't
yez? Phelim--Faith, not till ycz wor
out O soight!--Drake's Magazine,
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30

-Fogg-Oh, you are too hard on
Flimsley. He has his faults, but there
is one good thing about him" Brown
And pray what is that? Fogg--He-
er-I can't recall it just this moment -
Boston Transcript
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30

->Of the World Worldly. There go
the Spicer WilcoXes, mamma. I'm told
they are dying to know us. Hadn't we
better GALLO" Certainly not, dear. If
they're dying to know us, they're not
worth knowing. The only people
worth our knowing are the people who
don't want to know us"-Punch.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30
The True Laxative Principle

or the plants used in manufacturing the
pleasant remedy, Syrup of Figs, has per-
manently beneficial effect on the human
system, while the cheap vegetable extracts
and mineral solutions, usually sold as medi
cines, are permanently injurious. Being
well-informed, you will use the true remedy
only. Manufactured by the California Fig
Syrup Co.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30

William Ann-Are you going to
send your son through college, Uncle
Treetop? Uncle Treetop-I guess So
if the president ever writes me how
much the tuition is. William Ann
What college have you in mind? Uncle
Treetop-l understand that the cleo
toral college is about as likely as any
on 'em.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30

-Amy-Papa, dear Mr. Hukner says
he loves the ground walk on. Papa
No doubt, my daughter. Young Hun
ker knows this is fire, large farm.
Little Peddington GheeMitz
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30

Mr.. NJ A. MURRY, Wilmington, Del,
writes: ~ had one of my severe headaches
and was persuaded to try your valuable
thing to do me SO much good"
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30

A SLIGHT COLD, If neglected, often attacks
the lungs BRowNs BRoNCHIkL TRocHEs
give sure and immediate relief. Sold only
IN borcs. Price 25 cents.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30

-"Bronson is mpn of letters VOW"
I'm what way?' HE ia hearing rom
mis- creditors "-Epoch
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30

There is ease for those far
gone in consumption-not
recovery-ease.
There is cure for those not
far gone.
There is prevention-bet-
ter than cure-for those who
are threatened.
Let US send you a book on
CAREFUL LIVING and SCOTS
Emulsion of cod.liver oil,
even if you are only a little
thin.
Free.
Scorr & AswNR. Chemists, -, South s,hAv.nus,
New York.
Your drugg,n keeps SCOTS Emulsion Of cod.liver
e'l--sa druggists everywhere do. 81.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30

ONE o, The most persistent forces IN ma
ture is the needle, which always carries its
point and always has an eye out for bust
ness-Lowell Courier.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30

The wasp is slender and graceful in his
movements, but his attentions are often
too much to the point to be agreeable
Binghamton Republican.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30

BEEcHAM's PILLS are not new remedy,
They have been used in Europe for SO
years, all well tested and excellent
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30

IT is well to be kind to dumb animals, but
q man is rarely justified in borrowing
money to buy a dog.-Oil City Blizzard.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30

Actors, Vocalsts, Public Speakers prais
Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30

THE man who goes to sleep in church
might be called a mapped subject for con-
versation w ashington Star.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30

THE moon is above all human folles and
always looks down on lovers.-Elmira Ga
Zette
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30

A CREDIT to the family-The scion who 1.
trusted by everybody.-N. Y. Journal.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30

A JOINT debate-Hagging over the pric,
of sirloin roast-The W Worcester Gazette.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30

HALF loaf is better than railroad sand
wich.-Kate Fields Washington.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30

ELSEWHERE in this issue Is published the
particulars of remarkable cure that fairly
outri7als the celebrated case of John Mar
shall, OF Hamilton, which created such o
sensation throughout the country. The par
ticulars of the case are vouched for by the
Albany Evening Journal, recognized as the
leading newspaper at the New York state
capital, and one of the leading papers of the
United States. There is, therefore, no
room to doubt that the particulars OF the
case are accurately and carefully set forth,
in every respect true, and must therefore
prove of the deepest interest TO readers;
therefore the article is commended to their
careful perusal
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30

s'ITs all up with tie landlubber when no
takes his first sea voyage
Republican.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30

THE professional thief is sometimes called
bird Of prey, and yet he's only s-nbhin
s-Binghamton Leader.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30
Boils! Pimples! Bl0tches,

indications of Poison in the Blood and show
making s. s. S. will assist this good work It
speedily through
Of the skin, and the poison is also forced out
HOPKINS Me- that Mrs. Key who
As has been cured sound and well
Swia Specific lives and know the
o be
Children and should be and
dehiitaed child Sendfor onth Blood and Skin.
SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY. ATLANTA, GA.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30

ALMOST any man can be made to talk II a
rorkscrew be used to draw him out.--Buf
flo Express.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30
The Sense of Birds.

An observant gentleman who lives
near dense wood was quite interested
in watching two goldfinches building
nest on a small branch of tree; but
when the nest was finished the observ-
ers noticed that the weight of the birds
and the eggs was too great for the
strength of the supporting branch. The
goldfinches also perceived that the nest
would fall unless something was done,
and, after great deal of bird talk,
they few away and came back with a
stout string. Then they cleverly fast
ened the bending twig to a stronger
and higher branch of the tree, and thus
preserved their nest and its contents
from destruction. Golden DAYS
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30

A BIG enterprise on foot--a man started
to walk around the world. Boston Jour
nal.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30

II you have bone of contention with
anyone throw it 10 the dogs. - Boston
Transcript
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30

TACKLED for food-Fist.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30

| O
ALWAYS calling-Tramps
s--
TACKLED for foolish.
Posi- haste--a special delivery stamp
-e--
STRAINISo sweetness kissing through
veil.
| The good cook should be given 4 wide
range.
IT is not the coming man, but the going
who gets there
GOOD talker is one who never says too
much.
MEN of positive convict:ons-State prison
inmates. -Lowell Courier.
AJocKnY in politics will try to urry IA
vor with dark horse.-Picayunc.
| A NAN full of spirits is not naturally given
TO sober reflection. Life.
The parcel clerk gives tie business
wrapped attention.-Texas SiTtings.
THE ties that bind u business house to the
public-Advcrtisc
II you have n bone Of contention with
anyone throw it 10 the dogs. - Boston
Transcript.
A BIG enterprise on foot--a man started
to walk around the world. Boston Jour
nal
ALMOST any man can be made to talk II a
rorkscrew be used to draw him out
flo Express.
"Irs all up with tie landlubber when no
takes his first sea voyage "-Binghamtor
Republican.
THE man who goes to sleep in church
might be called mapped subject for con-
versation. w ashington Star.
THE professional thief is sometimes called
bird Of prey, and yet he's Only s-r'bhin
t-Binghamton Leader.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30

THE ties that bind business house to the
public--Advcrtise.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30

The parcel clerk gives tie business
wrapped attention.-Texas SiTtings.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30

ALwkys calling-Tramps
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30

AJocKEY in politics will try to nrry ia
vor with dark rse.-Picayunc.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-03-30

ASAN full of spirits is not naturally giveI
TO sober reflection Life.