The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1892-06-09
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"A Pot Reply Customer ga res,n'
rsbil See h,fs. ~tiier. I've ioupd tpt.
700 10 ilis salad. Waiter Th,, is all
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last powell my desr iriendi Certainly
Well. sud hov did You liks ~ laid The
boob dom with The greatest satisfaction.
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u wid .oms meo. desh bredderp. dat wen
deg accidentally tell de iruih deg feel AZ
mean ~ 40 honesi msn doss wen be tells
. lie.
Mrs Con fiding These are my nes
dismosds Bridget. They are blue aud
81 The atsi water Bridget Lsundeuy--
sharc, nun. who ever heard OF blue 10 Tbs
The hrti water
is this one Of the popular songs Of
TIE dsyf inqai'ed the customer 10 N nsie
store yesterday. guess 80. said the clerk /;
awsmsh bat With brick this morning
for singing il.
Medical Intelligence Doctor There
get ,hs, prescription illed. and take tea
spoonful three times day before meals.
Psupef Psiient- Bat, doctor, don't set
bat one meal 10 two days
--Msmms Sallie, il you bsd little
spunk you'd stand better 10 your class
DO you know wha, spunk is1 Ssllie
imooiilyl i suppose It's the past psr,ici'
pie oispsnk. mamms.
Mamma Didn't tell yon not 10 take
sny more preserves out OF the close'f
Johnny Yesm. Msmms IL you wanted
some. Why dld't You ask me for themf
Johnny with oonHience) - Because wsn,
thed some
A Bad Break. Wi,herby Il m ade the
mistake OF my life this morning. told
my wife ! didn't like her new gown.
Planking,on What, was she angry With
erby-0 oh, no. II wasn't tbs, she wsnis
smother one.
South African crops having been des.
iroyed by locusts the natives are now eat.
ibg the locusts The universal Yankee
With all bis smsrtness has never thought OF
this method OF getting even With grass
hoppers aud potato bugs
Eiitor Il want you to write up an
obituary notice on old skinbaynt. Assis.
tsut-is he dead7 Editor No, but 0
hss Just sent IN money to pay up bis sub.
sctption for the past FIVE years guess
ven have to use the obituary before long.
Tue prominent citizen walked out TO
biz barn The other morning under an um,
trells aud said to bis old dsrky hostler
Well, Samson, siD't you prayin for this
rain to stopf No. indeed sab, il's no use
prsyin' TO de Lord to stop de rain when de
wind am 10 the east.
-Spurseon's attention was once called
10 man 10 another preachers congregs,
ton who stopped bis ears with his fingers;
and the question was asked what could be
done 10 such q case. | would pray The
Lord. replied the preacher. to csuse q fly
TO light on his nose,
Wee hostess = Mamma. shall invite
Lucy Littnsy to my Tsr.y2 Mamma
Certainly. She is the minister's daughter.
Do ministers daug bter's get invited every,
vhorei AlwsyF. They has lots OF fun,
guess wish my papa was minister
,icad OF mis'able sinner.
A smart little boy repounded the fol,
loving scientific question to the teacher
Which is the quickest heat or coldf TIE
teacher vas q little slow about veniuring
snply, but finally said she thought heat
~ss. That is right, said the sharp youIg.
ster. because you Can catch cold.
From the Boston Courier. Wooden
What lie The funniest thing you ever saw
Bul6uch You mean the most absoluteI,
ridiculous. absurd and impossible thing J
ever saw Wooden - Yes Bulfnch Well,
ils the picture they have Of the top OF
messenger blank Of boy running.
That's great motto, said Briny Bill
Inns to . real estate man who asks. Why
pay rent when you can own your own
homer Yes. use the reply. but have just
had tenant who revised il 10 way that
made me dislike II. He says, Why pay for
home when you can owe the ren. mon.
eyr
That's liel shouted Windy city
mao. entering railway stsiion rs an EN-
ploye ass putting ups pIacsrd. Chicago
Limited. Le, me tell you, cir, Chicago
ant limited shes got more strength 10
Der than swsd Of warm tsfy, an 1t We uld
IT surprise me none 10 see the earth
bulge DOT yit 10 make room for her.
Father. said the Young man A. be