New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-05-23
THE TALK UF THE DAY.

Como NJ tho answers given By the pupils Of
nm Indiana public school In ali examination IN
physiology are very absurd. Cne boy, for Instance,
wr1,c II will not TO munkey with the tung JUICE
And such mistakes as "tesliis' Tor "ln'esnhes
~Nle, for ~chyie,o "agean7 for aqueous jasper
mcor for gastric juice and "esofaqut' for
oesonhagus, were common. A delightful though IN
conscious comment the ignorance displayed In
the above examples was made by one ooy, WHO
soeunly remarked his paper, that you cant no 70
much, II IS pretty evident that these boys wont
mo to much" about physiology at least unless
r1c instruction given them Is more in'e'Iee"' SN
1t now appears TO be-
Of sar psns ncs H@ s s's
house erected ~ Don't Know he replied. NOW,
said Mr. h9g Ss ysT have 5r RS sse Sp anS
sai Yes. sir: yes, SIR built II myself dla; Tvi
don't think was EVER &c C ohsraa 0''n
"Inndon It'd. Bits recently offered prize for the
best definition Of "puck." which 1t awarded 70 TOO
following: Pluck IS lighting with the scabbaro wAen
the sword Is trokenn Following are lew OF he
other definitions:
rho how from which are shot the arrows OF hcroSn
Fearlessness, free from foolhardsness.
Tho chivalry Of natures knighfhooo.
Honest daring without caring
An iron tonic for invigoratng the nerves.
That which keeps a man up when he's Gown.
The pulse Of enterprise
The osprng OF courag % ana the mother Of SUCCESS
Moral grit.
pot,ed energy. opened by the 'corkscrew Of emer.
gency.
A Lesson for papa-Llttle Pct-I dess those biscuits
mamma made MA, Sss d @srs ws .cC xssn'
Little Pst-I didn't try ,em, but knew 1ay was
T nPsaSu a,a dan s.y word about semstsse
a smiths Good News
The Christian Union. having intimated spst mo
Jewish Sabbath Is gloomy and ascetc, me JEWISH
Messenger, remarks, IL the genial editors Of our
contemporary wouh VISIT typical jewish housenoio
on a Sabbath they would meet with ar atmosphere
and associations Just the reverse Of ascetic. Labor
is forbidden It Is true, and business Is prohibited,
Int the day is devoted worship recreation charity
The IDEAL Jewish sabbath Is day OF delight, not at
gloom II Is historically unjust To make the Jewish
sabbath responsible for Puritanical austerty.'
No Use.-wrathful suburbanite twbo has Just
moved nay YOU h, e KEEP por t0y you TO the
nm. Other Man-Go ahead with your report, my
friend. I'm the health olicer.-Chieago Tribune
The Editor OF THE Chesterton nnd.) Tribune says
that while gathering flowers m the woods the other
dov he stirred M n SNAKE which he attempted TO Kill
with stone Contact Of the stone with the snakes
body gave back a metallic soand. and thereupon no
hammered the reptile upon the head until II was dead
lie then discovered that two thirds OF the snakes body
wa eucascd In section OF H3s-pipe one HIGH III
diometer The theory is hat the snake got into the
p.pe when young. and then grew 40 large that IL
couldn't get out.
4 Victim OF House Cleaning issonary-wa II
liquor that brought You 70 this 2 .,
Imprisoned burglar No. sir; 1t WAS house ciesnin-
spring house cleanin, sir.
Ms sonary-Eh, IIouse-ceaningl
Burgar-lessr. The woman had been houSe -
clelnin and III STAN carpet was mp, an IN io'~S
heard me- New York Weekly.
The other DAY a paybill posted in Cambridge Mass,
announced a dramatic exhibition with the words: 81
is 10 be the event OF the season. and Is 20 have tho
strongest east ever presented In Cambridge Then
followed list OF eminent Cambridge citizens. in
Guiding Harvard professor. an Mayor. Senator,
Ropr, sentative and OK senator. The bill, II seems,
was accidentally posted over a call for eeuns IN
favor OF public parks and the resut was startling.
4 Wicked suggestion. -Reportcr-If YOU will allow
me To have the sermon which you are to deliver on
The Rev. DE Goode-l Cannot allow my sermon TO
co out OF nv hands. II YOU win rome to church on
Sunday You can hear 1t and take notes.
Reporter with dignlty)-l do MT work on Sundaye
SIR New York Weekly.
The ninth annual meeting Of the International Mis-
sonary Union will be held ut Clifton Springs. n. " IN
June D.
The Only Way Out--Mr. Ncwsome Showing visitor
through his rcpu,ed ancestral hall>)-And this Is tho
suit my great grandfather when he gave up Ills
hearts blood during the Revolution.
Miss Gotham Ooking In vain for bullet holes or
sabre rcntst-.Ah was your great grandAther killed
while in bathing, Mr.. Ncwsomc i-(Puck.