New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-01-31
TIE TALK OF THE DAY.

There Is a young woman In Minneapolis whose In
terest In the grip is making 1t lively for her mother
and her physician She has been studying up the
symptoms OF that malady and has made the following
list OF them which she has hung up In her room:
Headache, as II you had been out all night. All the
bones ache. You can't see. You can't smell any
thing. You can't hear anything Your eyes
water. So does your nose. Ditto your mouth Don't
care for anybody on earth Nobody seems to care
for you. You are glad OF It, All these the grip.
Every day that young woman examines herself, and
II she has any OF the symptoms set dc WI In the fore
going list she checks oil the same and then her mother
sends for the doctor.
A Story With a Moral-IIe knocked at the back.
door Of suburban house. and the cook opened II. He
was sinisterlookng fellow, and she held on TO the
door
Lady Of the house - he inquired grufny.
"No.' tembled the cook.
Man of the house here y
None Of the people in'r
None but me-" and she tried 10 shut the door.
"Aw come on he growled. setting his foot against
IL: | guess III come in and have good eat. step
she let 90 of the door and the tramp forged in and
fell into the ~ big policeman. who was court
ing the cook contrary TO oriers-(Dcroit Free Press
Up IN the northern part of the state the churches
are giving sAghride socials in aid of deserving
object
AfMAN OF NERVE.
He dropped ten thousand on the board,
Nor turned a single hair:
And smiled to hear his friends applaud
His nerve 50 debOnalr.
But in a crowded cable-car
4 nickel he did drop,
And then he made everybody move up. chinned the
conductor lighted matches, ruined a - pair OF
gloves. lifted tie floor gratinss and had to find
the scent piece
Before the search he'd stop.
.WbIle Christian ministers, says "The Jewish Ex.
poncuto are hurryng TO breathe the spirit Of tie
Hebrew. the atter-day American rabbi Is only happy
to neglect IL and discrcdit the whole re
vlval of the study OF the Bible to be at hand.
and unless the rabb mend their ways and stir lively.
il will DO their Christian brothers in the cloth who WIZ
be the best and truest interpreters OF Holy Writ
"scrawk. Scrawkl scrawkl,
shovel the snow from your broad sidewalk;
Wake up the neighbor who signs for a snore:
Rest for moment: then give him some more
"Scrawk Scmwk. Scrawkity .-Scrawk,"
Heed not the whlrlwind OF wild wicked talk
That answers each burst of your shovel din.
Ptling up volumes OF records OF SIN
Just when the dawn is beginning to peep,
Just when feel the true value OF sleep.
Get out the shovel and all slumber balk
-Lewlston Journal.
Says man who would like 10 have women votas
IN the ground that they would then be able to right
their wrongs, "A good many women are advocating
woman suffrage but am sorry TO that the majority
Of them still content with woman SUFFRAGE
most extraordinary guard takes up its quarters
all the year round, remaining there until o'clock the
next morning IL is officers guard and consiss
OF drummer two sergeants and thirty men, all well
armed Each man receives shilling from tho bank
authorities Immediately upon his arrival, sergcants
share being two shlings. The oiicer Is allowed Q
supper and two or three bottles OF Wine and Is per-
mtted 10 invite a friend II Tic sees III 10 90 so-to@
Louis Republic
The late Bishop Phipotts of Exeter. referred
TO the late Bishop Philpott, OF Worcester, as my
singular brother" Exactly" replied his lordshp Of
Worcester there is nothing double about me-"
The Light That Failed" There goes Sir Edwin
Arnold observed the hostess to her Chicago visitor.
Who's he ." inquired the visitor with innocens
why, don't you know himi Hes famous Lon
"Wrote up the light Of Asia, did hei' remarked ths
gas there, too; but Pm glad find out that these
newspaper men are some good after ali.'-tDctro"
Free Press.
An eminent physician recently gave medical stu
dent the following advice: "Never, never send In
bill for odd dollars or cents For instance, suppose
my bill for some particular case amounts to 1850.
Instead OF making II out for that amount. make 10
an even $500. and-get II. man would Just as soon
pay that and in nine cases out Of ten he will grumble
at the former bill and pay the latter without
murmur."
Ilfo is Short" My darling" she murmured: "you
know that love You. Is this not enough! Tor tne
present? Be assured that Will set day ioi our
wedding as soon as it Is possible n,,.d IN.
young man. "but hope you will remember tnai ~
got to be married in this dress suit, and It wont -