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The morning news., 1892-02-22

Gen. ]. B. Gordon, general commanding,
has issued General Orders No. 49," an
nouncing the third annual reunion Of the
United Confederate Veterans at New Or
leans on April s and 9 next Ex-confeder-
ate soldiers and sailors who have not done
SO are urged to form themselves into local
associations and send applications to head
quarters in Now Orleans George Moormau,
adjutant,l' in time to participate in the
meeting. The objects of the association
are the securing of an impartial history and
the benevolent care of destitute or aged
veterans. or their widows and orphans.
Only accredited delegates will participate in
the business part of the reunion, but every
ex-soldier will be cordially welcomed.
The morning news., 1892-02-22
PERSONAL.

MAJ. AND MRS. TUTTLE have lived in the same
house at Stratham, N. H., for 20 years.
BARON ALBERT RoTHscHILD has donated
$4,000 toward building a hospital for con-
sumptives in Vienna.
NOTHING is known in Ottawa Of the reported
intention Of the Prince of Wales to visit this
country. Lord Stanley has not heard of it.
The Oldest Unitarian minister is Thomas 7.
Stone, D. D., of Providence. He has turned his
9lst year and addressed ministers meeting
last week.
MRS. TEL SoNo. said to be Japan's first
woman lawyer, is in this country lecturing in
behalf of Christian school for high caste
Japanese girls.
THE RETIREMENT of Gems. John NJ. Schofield
and o. O. Howard will take out of the active
service, 1t is said every regular army officer who
commanded corps during the civil war.
FENroN B. McCREERY Of Michigan, who was
recently appointed secretary Of legation at San
tiago has assumed the duties of his office He
is a son OF Col w. B. McCreery, the present
consul at Valparaiso.
IT IS PROPOSED to send a bust OF Harriet
Beecher Stowe to the worlds fair from Con-
necticut the work being paid for with money
raised by nickel-in- -theslot machines set up in
the poStoffices Of the state.
Sir ROBERT BALL, astronomer royal Of Ire
land, is candidate for the Lowndean profess
orship made vacant by Prof Adams recent
death; but 1t is thought improbable that he can
succeed, with Dr. Glaisher as a rival.
PAUL MCCORMICK, a wealthy Montanian,
known as the Big White Chief OF Yellowstone
county, announces that he will drive a four-in-
hand team of aelks through the streets of
Chicago at the opening of the worlds fair.
GEN. TEHENG-KI.ToNG, who so completely
lost his head in Paris while serving as secretary
of the Chinese embassy there, disgracIng his
government by borrowing large sums ON its
credit and defaulting payment is going to lose
it again This time the government executioner
will take it off
The morning news., 1892-02-22

The apologists of Brevet General Alger
are blowing hard against the adverse wind
raised by Mr.. Dana's expose of his manner
of retirement from the army. They a!lege
that "the attack" was prepared" for use
against Alger during Secretary Endicott's
administration of the war office, but was
never published because Harrison became
the candidate. If all that be true, which is
doubted, the facts are not changed one
whit. But from what is known of Mr..
Dana it is hardly to be believed that he
would hold over for four years charge of
grape and canister to be fred into so small
a boom. He would have shot at once and
charged his piece anew.
The morning news., 1892-02-22
lNDEX TO NBW ADVERTISEMENTS.

MEETING Clinton Lodge No. 81 F. and A. NJ.
MILITARY EoTIcEs-Order No. %, German
Volunteers; Chatham Artillery; Order. No. 20,
Savannah Cadets.
SPECIAL NorIcEs-The Best Aruaud's Confec-
Sions at Livingston's Pharmacy; AS to Bills
Against Norwegian Bark Onward; Notice to
Water Takers.
= s-AMUsEMENT-Lecture by Hon. John Temple
Graves, at Young Mems Christian Association
Gymnasium Hall, Feb 81
THE TABLEs-B. II. Levy & Bro,
SIzEs-At Collat's.
PIECE GOODS FOR SUITs-Falk Clothing Com
pany.
STEAMSHIP SCHEDULES - Ocean Steamship
Company; Baltimore Steamship Company Cen
eral Transatlantic Company.
CHEAP COLUMN ADVERTISEMENTS - Help
Wanted; Employment Wanted: For Rent; For
Sale; Lost; Personal; Miscellaneous.
The morning news., 1892-02-22
The Kick in College.

There Is one touch in the nature of uni
versity students that makes them all akin.
1t is a predominating determination, on GER
tain occasions, to do just as they please; to
celebrate" if they are 80 disposed, or to
'fresh a fellow" when the opportunity pre-
sents itself Usage and custom for untold
years have led the students to regard some
peculiar kind OF high jinks, according to the
location and character of the school, as
their innlienable right.
The students of a French college last
week broke into open revolt because the
faculty refused to permit them to hold
certain procession. as had been their Gus
tom, and proceeded to smash furniture and
crockery, and be ugly generally. They
frightened the professors into their rooms,
and then paid visit to the minister of in-
terror to lay ''their grievance before him.
In America the outcome would have been
a little different. Yankee boys on any such
escapade would probably have been "run"
into police station, every one Of them, and
| then expelled from the college, whereas the
Frenchmen were simply commanded to dis
perse, and it is probable the matter will end
there.
But the same spirit that prompted the ip-
rising in Paris is present at Harvard, Yale
and Columbia-in fact all of the big schools,
and sometimes it manifests itself in a de-
monstration more or less sensational. The
boys" on these occasions-though they are
'college men" at all other times-feel that
their liberty or rights have been grossly
trampled upon by certain restrictions, and
they determine to resent it. Any means of
expressing resentment is readily accepted,
whether it be smashing crockery or carica-
turing the chief of faculty. Violent out
breaks, however, are infreauent in this
country. The students here are not en-
veloped in such a cloud OF reverence and
mystery as in Europe aud are as much the
legitimate quarry of the policeman as the
| laborer.
The morning news., 1892-02-22
She Simply Couldn't.

From the San Francisco Neus Letter,
She could sing and she could play.
She could dance from night till day.
She could while the hours away,
So tits said:
She could skate and she could paint,
She could play the patron saint,
But she couldn't and she wouldn't
Make bed.
She could walk eight miles day
And play tennis charmingly,
Flirting in saucy way,
Little scamp!
She could drive and play base ball,
She could make stylish call,
But she couldn't and she wouldn't
Clean lamp.
She could swim and she could row,
She could always have a beau,
And I'm sure that we all know
That she was shy.
She could laugh and she could prance,
She could play game of chance,
But she couldn't and she wouldn't
Make pie.
She could etch and write a book.
She could vanish with a look,
She could win by hook or crook,
confess.
Sne could Scold and she could hOut,
She could cry and she could pout,
But she couldn't and she wouldn't
Make dress.
She could talk Of church affairs,
But knew naught OF household cares.
Still I'm sure that none compares
With sweet Nan;
Even if she couldn't bake
Bread and pies and angel cake.
She enraptured and she captured
A rich man.
The morning news., 1892-02-22

Rumors Of official connivance in connec-
tion with the Reading coal deal begin to
float around in the seething cauldron of
comment, one Of which is that certain high
state officials of Pennsylvania were "seen"
by the Reading people before the combine
was effected Gov. Pattison has an excellent
opportunity for an investigation. in this
deal, which he can hardly pass over. If
the constitution of his state has been over
ridden and his state officers debauched the
people should know it. II the charges are
false the railroad people and the officers
should have the benefit of an authoritative
denial.
The morning news., 1892-02-22

The New York Herald continues It dis
tribution Of circus tickets, apparently In
good faith There is this much about the
Herdlds vagariss: Through all of its
methodical madness there runs vein Of love
and respect for newspaper men, and it would
like to see the nation guided by the hand
that wields the blue pencil Editor Henry
Watterson and Senator Hill are its demo-
cratic candidates and Gen. B. Harrison and
Editor Whitelaw Reid its republican can
didates far President and Vice President.
It possibly holds in reserve other editors
for the other Offices as the time comes 10
fill them.
The morning news., 1892-02-22

Typefounders and makers of manifold
ing" processes for circular letters have be-
come so skillful that the postofice au-
thorities deem it necessary to "call them
down." The postmaster at New York has
ruled that circulars. the reading matter of
which is reproduced by mechanical process
in such close imitation Of typewriting that
it cannot be readily distinguished therefrom,
may not be sent by mail as printed matter,
but must be prepaid at letter rates A re-
duction in the cost of postage was one of
the objects of the makers in perfecting these
printing appliances.
The morning news., 1892-02-22

During an Alabama election prohibi-
ZIONIST was killed by an anti-prohibitionist
The calamity editors of the republican
press at once jumped to the conclusion that
the prohibitionist was not a prohibitionist
at all, but republican whom the blood
thirsty democrat-the slayer-vould not
allow the privilege of living because of his
politics. Real political" murders are re-
markably few and far between. In nine
out OF ten alleged political murders the
facts go to prove that personal affairs, and
not politics, were at the bottom of the
killing.
The morning news., 1892-02-22

The claims the Baltimore sailors have
filed against the Chilean government, for
injuries received at the Valparaiso riots, are
positively ridiculous, ranging from $4,000
to $l50,000 each. This government should
insist on the payment of just indemnity
to the men, but should not become a party
to any such robbery, as the enforced collec-
tion of these ssupendous claims would be-
"Sailoring" in the United States navy has
not for its object the mulcting Of small
nations in enormous iudemnities.
The morning news., 1892-02-22

Judge j hilace, of the United States cir
cult court, New York, held, recently, that
colored spectacles, vulgarIy known as
goggles, are manufactures Of iron :" and
garters fare wearing apparel" aud ruled
that the articles were dutiable as such un-
der the Mckinley law. The garter ruling
appears a little stretched, and as for the
goggles case. We can't see through that
at all.
The morning news., 1892-02-22
Republican Condemnation for. Watson.
From the Chicago Inter Ocean (Rep }.

NToHt Ht CNtcQQO HeteT ocean khep.).
Mr.. Watson. elected by the alliance from a
district In Georgia, made plea for the Indians
that shows him and his constituents to be very
far advanced beyond the democracy of his
state or OF any southern state. We
can tolerate large measure of sub-treasury
loan folly from southerners who are growing so
fast In saving knowledge OF the fundamental
truth OF republioanism. The alliance evidently
has an educational mission in the south.
The morning news., 1892-02-22

Burglars do not usually have such a pic
mic as did the members OF the "Whyo"
gang, who burglarized the unoccupied
brownstone house Of wealthy widow in
New York. They literally lived in the
house during the week they were engaged
In removing the valusbles, cooking in the
mansion kitchen. sleeping in the lady's ele-
CANT bed at night and enjoying the delights
OF the wine cellar at leisure while waiting
for darkness or daylight.
The morning news., 1892-02-22

MIR. Balfour's Irish bill" is being soundly
drubbed on all sides by the Irish press.
Leading Dublin papers refer to it as a ''leg.
islative joke" and a japanese toy con-
sisting Of succession of empty boxes one
within he . her."
The morning news., 1892-02-22

Interesting experiments are being con-
Quoted In California in breeding bison and
crossing them with domestic cattle. But
the plains will never again be populated
with "buffaloes," as they were before the
criminal slaughter wiped them out.
The morning news., 1892-02-22

The Memphis Appedl-AUaIanche says:
Now that Mr.. Cleveland has been elected
president Of the state Of Georgia, we can
go on with the diversiAcation Of the crops"
A key goes along with this style OF wit,
but unfortunately it has been lost.
The morning news., 1892-02-22

Another protected rolling mill in Penn
sylvania has reduced tho wages of its
employees 10 per cent; yet Mr. Carnegie
says the Mckinley bill has made the bust
ness profitable alike to workmen and pro-
prietors.
The morning news., 1892-02-22

Senator Quay's illness is not dangerous,
our news dispatches say. But suppose
Quay were to die-there would be big va-
cancy in the republican directory, and one
that would be hard to fill.
The morning news., 1892-02-22

The Milwaukee (Wis.3 Daily Journal re-
Gently printed page of comments from all
parts OF the country, showing that the drift
of sentiment is in favor of Mr.. Cleveland's
nomination for the presidency, whether the
politicians desire il or not.
The morning news., 1892-02-22

The story of the Arkansas lynching by
fire, published in the MORNING NEWS of
yesterday, was horrible, but not more so
than the North Carolina murder in which
the instruments of death were a can of
kerosene and a lighted match. In the former
case the fend deserved the roasting he
got, but the latter burning was purely the
work of devils in human form bent on re-
yapua
The morning news., 1892-02-22
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The morning news., 1892-02-22

When Sailor Harrison has picked up Quay
and Cameron, be would do well to put them
in irons between decks. There is rumor
afoot that they have an idea Of splicing all
the little booms they can find into one big
boom and rendering it TO Boatswain Blaine,
whether he says so or not. They know he
won't refuse to assume command If there is
open mutiny against the little captain.
The morning news., 1892-02-22

The congressional jupket to Chicago is
disgraceful piece of business. II congress
cannot take the word of the national board
on the worlds fair as to the condition of
affairs, new national board is needed at
nnQa
The morning news., 1892-02-22
Senator PETERS Great Scheme.

From the st. Paul Pioneer Press (Rep.l
One of Senator PETERS woolly schemes in
wolves the issuance Of a lot of new money with
names as follows: One, two, three and five
mills, one, two, three and five cents, one, two,
three and five dimes, and so on with dollars
eagles, condors and talents Condors are Sl00
bills and talents are 81, 900 bills.
The morning news., 1892-02-22

The Knoxville (Tenn.) Sentinel is a new
evening paper in that city. Its manager is
Mr. j. B. Pound, formerly of Macon but
now of Chattanooga. The editor is Mr..
J. L. Pennington of Alabama.
The morning news., 1892-02-22

Advices from Cairo indicate that the new
khedive may be forced to dismiss his BIRTH
day party OF schoolmates ahead Of schedule
time and run out to see what is the matter
with the Turkey.
The morning news., 1892-02-22

1t appears that the electric consolidation
is trying to freeze out Mr.. Edison. An ap-
paratus for thawing such crystallizations
will probably receive the wizards attention
snaxt
The morning news., 1892-02-22

The message of the Camden, On. j. young
man--"rell the boys that cigarettes killed
me"-will be met by "the boys" with the
exclamation, "Oh well; they won't kill
me-" That is the way of the world.
The morning news., 1892-02-22

A newsboy was sent to the penitentiary
for six months the other day from New
York for selling the regular editions of an
evening paper for extras" At the same
time stock and grain manipulators are
allowed to cry extra or anything else they
please, for the purpose OF Fleeing the
"lambs.n
The morning news., 1892-02-22

A ST. Paul conductor is suing the city
railway for SANDER. Presently we shall
hear Of railroads being hauled into the police
court on the common charge of drunk and
disorderly ~
The morning news., 1892-02-22

Five hundred rooms in Chicago hotels
have been engaged by Mr.. Cleveland's
friends for the convention days. This is a
political straw-bundle of straws, In fact.
The morning news., 1892-02-22

In Mexico a candidate who presumes to
oppose the president for reelection is
regarded as traitor. Mr.. Harrison's grand
fathers hat is believed to shelter the same
The morning news., 1892-02-22
Where Thew Do Not Differ.
Fr0m De CaicaQo Nelcs (I.dl.

From the Chicago Neies (Tnd0
Their political differences do not prevent
President Harrison and Mr.. Gray of Indiana
from cordially agreeing in the belief that the
HooIer state should be again represented in
the presidency
The morning news., 1892-02-22

The late Rt. Hon. William Henry
Smith, it is said. left fortune Of IS, ,OOO, 600.
Desk workers may be encouraged by know
ing that he was that kind of worker,
The morning news., 1892-02-22

Magnanimous Chicago has announced that
she is willing for the balance of the United
States to have half of the seats in the
national convention hall.
The morning news., 1892-02-22
CURRENT COMMENT.
To Ra ze the Tariff.

Fronl.the Philadelphia Times (Dem.l
Everything being ready in a week or so
Springer in his way proposes to raze the
tariff.
The morning news., 1892-02-22
Prairie state Timber.

From the Philadelphia Press (Rep.l.
Even the great prairie states are bringing for
ward great deal of presidential timber
though most Of it is cottonwood rather than
hickory
The morning news., 1892-02-22
Major and Minor.

Rrom the Philadelphia Times Den.l
The soldier opposing the free silver coinage
idea, and the silver king favoring it, brings out
strong the difference between the major, as it
were, and the miner
The morning news., 1892-02-22

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The morning news., 1892-02-22

The Virginia cake walk" will not be
among the "games of all nations to be ex-
hibited at the Chicago exposition.
The morning news., 1892-02-22

The daily paper that quotes the sayings
of Zadkiel and Raphael as "Voices of the
Stars" paying no attention to Totten and
Proctor, is back number.
The morning news., 1892-02-22

Another big strike of silver has been made
in Colorado, in the Blue Bell mine. Evil
IDENTIFY the tin tinnabuetion of the Blue Bell
Is music to the owners soul.
The morning news., 1892-02-22
OUR NEW YORK OFFICE.

arn J. j. FLYNN, General Advertising Agent
of the MoRS1Ns NEws, Office % Park Row,
New York. AL advertising business outside OF
the states of Georgia, Florida aud South Caro-
lima will be managed by him.
The morning news., 1892-02-22

Did you ever see a sickly
baby with dimples? or a heal
thy one without them?
A thin baby is always deli
cate. Nobody worries about
a plump one.
If you can get your baby
plump, he is almost sure to
be well, If you can get him
we'll, he is almost sure to be
plump.
The way to do both-there
is but one way-is by CARE
Full LIVING. Sometimes this
depends on SCOTS Emulsion
of cod-liver oil.
We will send you a book
on it; free.
scorr & BowNs,~He--------..e ee' SAuss 5th Avenue,
tsS" 4S5s.
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1892-09-02
VARIETIES.

An insult from certain sources is q
compliment. When ali ass kicks at
you he does so because he recognizes
that you are unlike him.
Somebody says experience is a
comb that you find after you have lost
all your hair.
Ladies seldom hit the nail on the
head. They are more apt to hit the
nail on the finger
Marriage will continue to be q
failure till our young women learn to
support man in the style he has al
ways been accustomed to.
What's your son Josiar dom ~
said a neighbol" to Farmer Begose.
Wall, . was the reply, ''he thinks he's
d1ggin' bait, but he's maxim garden. ~
"A rather good farmers toast given
recently at an agricultural dinner
was: The game of fortune shuttle
the cards as you will, spades must
win.
According to The Journal de
Medicine, of Paris, the fumes of bromo.
hydrate of ammonia have a beneficial
effect in asthma and bronchitis. By
an inhalation of the fumes, under GER
tain conditions, an attack of asthma
may be averted.
Not at Home Caller-"Is Miss
Sweets at home ~ Seryant-"No.
sir. > Caller-"Please tell her called.
Don't forget will you?'' Servant
No, SIR Ill go and tell her this min
urp. = --s-
The aegis & intelligencer. [volume] (Bel Air, Md.) 1864-1923, 1892-09-02
Il LOGIC 11N OUT OF Place.

A gentleman who stood few mo-
ments at Il corner where large build
ing was i'll progress of erection over
heard some remarks made by an Irish
workman who evidently fancied him
self logician of no mean order.
He was sturdy, good-natured look
ing man, bat evidently enjoyed lean
ing on his hod and commenting on
what passed around him much better
then he did active work. The cry of
''mort-mort'' usually rang out several
times before he needed it.
Pat" said the foreman severely.
coming upon the man at one of the
moments when he was ''restin Bit
why don't you attend to your work
and keep that man going p
''Shure, now" said Pat, shifting his
feet and turning a broad smile upon
the foreman. IF | was to kape him
goin he wouldn't have sorra a. thing
to say at all an if he didn't say amy
thing, how would / know he was
there An if he wasn't there fwhat
would he be wantin of morther, sorr -
And Pat marched off with his hod,
leaving the foreman not convinced,
but certainly confused by this remark
able exhibition of the workings of q
logical mind.