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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-05
AUCTION SALE.
kayanagh & johnson. Auction
GERS.

M + WILL sell at auction, at residence
w No. IT'S East Tenth ST., on Wednesday.
July 6, at 10 q. m. nice lot of furniture.
consisting of one parlor set folding bed,
glass front; dining room table and chairs,
bedroom sets, springs and mattresses, bed
ding, pillows. Brussels and ingram carpets
chenille and lace curtains, good REFRIGERATOR,
one range, cooking utensils. dishes, glass
ware. ETC., ETC.; any one in search of bar
gains attend this SALE Kavanagh q John
son, Auctioneers. 1856, 1855 100 East Sixth
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Miscellaneous.

A UCTION SALE The New England
n Auctioneering and Furniture Com
pany-Fine Furniture ana Carpets-We
will sell at public auction. at the resi-
denee. 40 Tilton ST., on Wednesday, July 6,
at ~ a. M, lot Of fine household goods,
consisting of one fine parlor suit. also other
parior goods, six fine ANTIQUE and sixteenth
century bedroom suits, springs and mattresses,
zoo yards fine Brussels carpet and $50 yards
fine all-wool Ingram carpets fine chenille
curtains. one fine bookcase. one folding bed.
and lot Of silver knives, forks and spoons
and a fine lot of dining and kitchen furni-
ture. etc.. ETC.: any one i'll search of nice,
clean goods should attend the sale. The New
England Auction and Furniture Co., $50 and
l9l West Seventh ST.. near Seven Corners B.
Levy. Auctioneer and Manager.
A UCTION-We will sell your household
n goods at a low rate of commission, or
we will pay the highest cash price for same,
at the New England Auction and Commits
sion Furniture Co.. 1S9 and 191 West Seventh
street. Look for red front.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-05

Chicago, milwaukee, & st. Paul n :,
Trains leave 81 Paul Union Depot as :oliows For
Wtnona. La Crosse. milwaukee,, Chicago. B, 7:3Sl
st. Louia Kansas City. A, e1s a. m; G, 716 p. N,
Dubuque Rock Island. B. 7s5a. m.:C 7:1s p N.
por., ,a:l5 a m, Austin & Way, 4. S:iba. m.tL
AIS p. m; G. 7:15 m. Aberdeen& Way 2, sse5x
M Red Wing Rochester, B. 7:35 am; ,2:45p. m
A means daily; B, ex. Sunday: c. ex. Saturday
Forlurtheri nfo formation see Comp tsbiS
Ticket 0nices. I76 East Third St and Union Deps
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Chicago-Great Western Rail way Company
~ operating Chicago, St Paul & z. City BY.
trains leave union depot rs a. m. ex. Sum
pm. ex Sunday.
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DR.. Teller.
$50 East Seventh ST., St. Paul, Mimi.
IS Washington Av. south. Minneapolis.

Speedily cures all private nervous, chronic
and blood and skin diseases Of both sexes
without the use of mercury or hindranee
from business. NO CURE. NO PAY. Pri-
vate diseases. and all old. lingering cases,
where the blood has become poisoned, caus-
ing ulcers blotches, sore throat and mouth,
pains in the head and bones. and all diseases
of the kidneys and bladder, are cured for
the result of youthful indiscretion or ex-
cesses Of mature years, producing nervous
ness Indigestion, constipation, loss Of men,
DRY, ETC., are thoroughly and permanently
cured.
DR.. Feller. who has had many years Of ex-
perience in this specially, is graduate from
one of the leading medical colleges Of the
country. He has never failed in curing any
cases that ne has undertaken. Cases and
correspondence sacredly confidential Call
or write for list of questions. Medicines sent
by mail and express everywhere free from
ask and exposure
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WIsCONsIN CENTRAL LINES.

Through Fast Trains for Chicago Milwaukee
and intermediate points leave Minneapolis
12:45 p. M; 6:25 p. m. st. Paul. so p. m.
7:15 p. m. Arrive st. Paul, $3.50 a. m. 3: rs
p. IN. Minneap oils. 9:15 a. M. 4I5 D. M
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-05

CHOICE STOCK OR DAIRY FARM
II for sale OF rent of l20 acres 90 of which
are broken and ready for cultivation, for
sale; located midway between the Twin
Cities. near the state fair grounds; has a half
mile track anice lake, cross-fenced and pad
docked, and the entire farm is surrounded by
board fence: the farm has all necessary
buildings in fiue condition, including good
eight-room house, Earn for forty head of
horses, nice carriage and storehonse; also
, windmill and ice house, as we'll as some
choice stock, including fne-bred horses. APP
ply 10 w. L. MeGrath. 146 East Third st.
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DIAMOND 10 Line STEAMER
GREAT NORTHERN RAIL WAY
st. Paul Union Depot. ARR

Cifu (\ffinoc 115 East Third St., st. Paul;
Vity VMUuD 300 Nicollet Av., Minneapolis;
and Union depots in both cities
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MI RS. Nj. a. TUSSEY, 223 East Eighth SC.
IsI Magnetic and massage treatment for
nervous diseases, paralytic and rheumatism;
also Turkish baths: hours. . a. M to D. m.
M RS. KATE HOSkINS, psychometric
VI reader and trance medium. 225l2 West
Seventh ST ST Paul
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WANTED TO BUY.

uIGBE EST PRICES PAID FOR SEC
IL OND-HAND CLOTHING. 81 E. 7TH.
ME PAY THE HIGHEST PRICE In
w the city for household goods; do not
sell until you see US. Cardozo Furniture and
Storage Company, 45S to 465 Jackson ST., be-
tween Eighth and Ninth SITS.
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OFFICE WORK by young lady living at
" home in doctor or dentist office; speaks
German. Address or call A. W., 1904 East
Seventh St
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A 4. DIRECTORY OF St. PAUL.
The Globes Convenient Guide
ALL POINTS OF INTEREST, TRADES, =-s=-
-===-CALLINGS, INDUSTRIES and PROFESSIONS.
ready reference for Visitor, Buyer and Shopper,
properly classified and alphabetically arranged.
@F 125.000 People Deyour This DIRECTORY Daily i-zn@
Abstracts and Title Examiner.
cHAs. PAssAvANT. s45 wasasba Street.
Academies and Schools.

HOS Pioneer Press Bldg. N. S. Beardsley.
MISS j. d. HESS, SHORTHAND School,
Pioneer Press Building. Competent Sten-
ographers furnished for permanent or tenn
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M ASKING - Family washing wanted;
w clothes washed, starched and ironed;
80 and Is cents dozen; satisfaction guaran-
teed. Address Mrs Sorensen, PSI Williams
St, right basement.
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b6:30 p. m.
b6:10 p. m.
bliss q. m.
b10:56 O. m.
bliss q. III.
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w ASHING-A girl wants washing and
w housekeeping by the day. Cali or
address 10 West Ninth
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m URSE-A middle-aged German widow
' wishes a situationas nurse in respect
able family; speaks English Slightly. Ad-
dress Hulda KronIng Lansing. Mimi
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ANITRESS-An experienced American
y lady would like to take charge of a block
for salary: can furnish best OF references.
ADDRESS 6g West Jessamine St
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DOCKETBO0k LOST on Seventh or
J. Wabasha SITS. containing check on Ger
man-American bank for $3.50 and S110 in
money, also trunk keys Finder please re-
turn TO 80 East Seventh ST. and receive re-
ward.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-05

OFFICE WORk-Lady desires a position
" at Office work; has five years expert
ence; good references. j., 411 North Elk.
change.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-05

uoUsEKEEPER-A woman ten years in
4 ST. Paul would like a position as house
keeper in a small family. German or English
Address 40 Martin ST.
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UphOlstering.

& DICKINSON, ICE. 9Th
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W ASKING and ironing wanted by a lady
w 10 do at home. $50 Temperance St
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-05

NTASHERWOMA goes out
w washing. ironing and housekeeping
Cali at 155 West Fifth St. up stairs; Room 2
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6zS H ADVERTISE YOUR WANTS 6R4 oFa Han R 5S2 Y N RS
FINANCIAL.

p NJ. NEWPOET & SON, INVEST
LIZ ment Bankers loan money on i'm
nroved property in st. Paul and Minneap-
OILS at u les cent ION or before" Offices
New Pioneer Press Building, st. Paul, aud
Reeve Building MinneapoIis
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F0Is SALE.

p1CYCLES-Sl40.e0 bicycles for $4,000:
- Sll5.C0 bicycles tor so 60; other grades
i'll proportion; agents wanted; lists free. A.
W. Gump d Co.. Dayton, O.
EOK SALE-S6J0 buys the furniture and
l. gas fixtures of nicely furnished four
story basement house; half down, balance in
monthly notes without interest; this is a
bargain. Address 797, Globe.
GEWlNG MACHINES - Secondhand
- sewing machines; all kinds; S. and $40.
43S Wabasha st.
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CEWING-Dressmake would wish sewing
- III families: reference if required. 1856
Summit-place.
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LOST AND FOUND.

T ADY'S JACKET-L eft on electric car
IL going 10 White Bear. Suitable reward
will be given if left at 30is West Third St.,
room 9.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-05

w ASKING wanted at 1856 East Sixth st. :;
w rough dried clothes. 25 cents dozen,
called for and delivered.
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SITUATIONS WANTED.
IsI;lLc.

RAKER-Situation wanted by first-class
II bread and cake baker: fifteen years.
experience in the old country (Denmark).
p Larsen 728 Thomas st
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A GERMAN tor permanent position,
n where education. energy and tact are
required: good salary to right man. Address
@ -, Globe, Minneapolis.
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BOARD WANTED.

A HOME in good family for girl of six;
IA one where there are no other small chill
dren preferred; state terms. Address AZ,
Globe
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-05

GOVERN ESS-Wanted, situation as gov
~ erness or nursery goyerness; six years
experience; good needleworker and teacher
of music and English branches; willing to be
useful: or as companion and housekecper to
elderly or invalid lady, best of references
Address for one week Miss NJ. SDott Mime
apOliS p o. AIinu
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STENOGRAPHER- stenographer
- desires position; has had considerable
experience in different kinds of office work:
moderate salary. Address 3 40 Globe
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PERSONALS.

A RE YOU IN TROUBLE? If so, con-
n suit Madame Ina Walker life reader,
who gives resume of past, present and future !;
sdies. so cents; gentlemen, 81; correspond
ence promptly answered. Parlors, No. $40
Wabasha.
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ID ESTAURANT WANTS - Cook, sos:
IL second, S35: dishwashers, S25. Douglass,
81 Seventh
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pEFORE you borrow money or renew
Il loans see The State Savings Bank, Ger
mania Life Insurance company's building.
. corner Fourth and Minnesota sss.; this bank
loans at moderate rates and charges no COM
OllSSi01t
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STENOGRAPH ER-Wanted, by young
" lady, position as stenographer; has had
two years experience, and can furnish best
of city references. address Il 81, Globe.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-05

FIVE CARPENrEKs or depots, etc.,
Il Dakota; ship Tuesday morning; fifty
men for Duluth. so per day: men for livery
stables. dairy farm. etc; free fare on all
Third ST., ST. Paul: Ill Nicollet avenue, Min
neaDolis
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-05

M ONEY TO LOAN ats, ca and per cent
lV1 on vacant or improved city property.
j. W. FallInee 3l4 Pioneer Press Building.
M ONEY LOANED on life insurance pol
WI icies; or bought. L. p. Van Norman.
81 Guaranty Loan Building, Minneapolis.
MONEY TO LOAN without delay, from
Ivl $40 upward, on furniture horses jew
elry, ETC.: time checks. notes and second
real estate mortgages bought. Minnesota
Loan Co, III East Fourth st.
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Females.

R0OAk EEPER-Lady wishes position as
- assistant bookkeeper and cashier: good
references; has had experience Address B
S. Globe
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pOAKD-Pleasant front room and first
ID class board, one block from Selby cable.
256 Dayton av. -.-s4
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rROARD-Large, airy rooms, good board;
- pleasant summer location; piazzas.
shaded grounds. 633 Wabasha ST., corner
3Iglehart
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OUSEK EEPER-Wanted, position as
- housekeeper by competent American
lady with boy nine years old; good cook
and buttermaker; country preferred: terms
moderate. Address X p, Globe Minnea polls
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" ASHING-Wanted some work to do, as
w taking in ladies' washing and ironing;
private washing. etc. Apply 254 West Sew
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TWO FlRST-CLASS NURSE GIRLS.
i with references, waiting for place, at
$50 Walnut ST.
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DARN WCRki-Wanted, an industrious
Il man or strong boy for farm or garden
work near city; good wages to right party
Call between and this morning at 3l9 st.
Peter 81
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STENOGR = Young lady, with
~ three years experience, desires an en-
gagement for half day. Address r. s., 80
Summit
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

THE other night the Norwegians
OF Chicago met to do honor to the
memory of Left Erikson. The sturdy
sailor received unstinted praise, and
$4,000 picture of him was ordered
painted for the Worlds Fair. The
Norwegians do well in celebrating
the praises of Left Erikson. His
daring exploits are well authenticated
and are credited by very high author
tiles. But Erikson is no rival of
Columbus and should not be so con-
sidered. The latter should, in fact,
be given additional credit for having
made use of all the knowledge ex-
tant, bearing on the great purpose of
his life, and for having put it to a
practical use. Erikson's discovery
derives all the more importance from
the fact that it may have been one of
the influences that led Columbus t.
make his great voyage. It was Co
lumbus who opened up the new world
to the immigration and civilization
of Europe.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09
German
Syrup" /

JUDGE ]. B. HILL, of the Superior
Court, Walker county, Georgia,
thinks enough of German Syrup to
send us voluntarily a strong letter
endorsing it. When men Of rank
and education thus use and recon-
mend an article, what they say IS
worth the attention of the public.
It is above suspicion. II have used
your German Syrup" he says, for
my Coughs and Colds on the Throat
and Lungs. I can recommend it for
them as frst-class incidence
Take no substitute. q
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

AN unusually large number of jock
eys have lost their lives or been badly
manned by accidents on the turf this
season. In some cases this has been
due to their own carelessness, in
others to large fields in the racing
events and in others, still, to cir
cumstances which could not have
been foreseen. As long, however, a,
jockeys are paid as large sums OF
money as they now receive for win.
ming races there will always be plenty
of candidates for positions upon the
backs of the runners. 1t is danger
Gus business, but they look upon the
profits as more than compensation
for all the risks incurred.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

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Each one of these Bibles contains a Concord
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The best investment of two-dollar note
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The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

IT doesn't pay to build any kind Of
q house on poor foundation.
The meanest man you know de.
mands that God shall be good.
WORKING without plan is one OF
the best ways in the world to waste
your strength.
No NAN can getany nearer to God
than he is willing to try to bring
everybody else.
THERE is something wrong when .
church member has to 20 to the thea,
ter for enjoyment.
PEOPLE who never worry do a good
deal of missionary work that they
don't get credit for
''KNOw thyself," IS good advice,
but ''know about your neighbor" Is
toe general practice.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

A RECENT article in Scribner's, on
Launching Battleships," also EN-.
phasizes the fact that the new navy
will be Western navy. The heroes
and distinguished men of the old
navy were from the seaboard States;
they and their exploits were but lit.
tie known in the West, being eclipsed
by the army, whose famous comman-
ders and fighting men were mainly
from the West. The nsw navy has
been prominently brought before the
whole country, and every community
is personally interested in it. War
ships are designed by naval construc-
tors, who also superintend their
building, and as it is an art of pe-
culiar difficulties and technical
knowledge, a special training is given
them. That of the author of
the Scribner article is int.
resting. Assistant Naval Construc-
tor w. J. Baxter is an Ohioan, from
Carroll County, and was appointed as
cadet engineer at the Naval Academy
by Governor Mckinley in 1879, and
graduated at the top of his class four
years later; then made three years.
cruise in various ships, among them
the famous Kearsarge, visiting all
climates, doing duty on deck and in
the engine-room, with cannon and
torpedoes, so as to be familiar with
the special requirements of men-of-
war in all the varied positions in
which they areplaced. He was then
sent to Scotland, and for two years
was in one of the largest shipyards
on the Clyde, where there is an.
nually built nearly one-half of the
tonnage of the world. During this
period he assisted in the design and
building of warships and merchant
men, like a regular employe of the |
firm, learning from the commercial |
standpoint the most economical and |
method of construction. |
To study the most advanced theories
OF naval architecture he then spent |
more than a year at Paris, in the
"Ecole d'ApplicatiOn," the French
government having courteously al
lowed this enviable privilege. Re-
turning home in 1889, he was as
signed to duty at the Norfolk Navy
yard, where the battleship Texas. the
cruiser Raleigh, and the coast de-
Tense ship Amphitrite are being built
by Naval Constructor Bowles. Lieu
tenant Baxter is the first Ohioan who
has been connected with the design
and building of any of our warships.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09
Chinese for Servants in England.

1t is a serious question, and the
solution suggested by a lady traveller
lately returned from a long sojourn
in California is, don't waste your
tears in regretting the much-exact-
ing plain cook, the incompetent
general, but employ Chinese labor.
One Chinaman will do the work of
three ordinary English maids. He
is quiet, quick, and reliable; YOU
never need to give an order twice.
His cooking is perfection, as any one
VINO has enjoyed not only his roasts
and entries, but his fresh-made bread
and biscuits. will tell you. As a
parlor maid (save the markN he
leaves nothing to be desired. His
wages are not exorbitant, and all he
asks is'a modest little cabin in the
corner OF your garden or back yard
Pail Mall Gazette.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

A WASHINGTON expert now hobs up
serenely and appears to demonstrate
that the portrait of Columbus select
ed for the souvenir half dollar is not
authentic. His opinion might have
been OF some value before a choice
was made, and besides that it is diff.
hcuit to conceive that any one man is
SO much smarter than Chauncey De-
pew as to tell which one of the MANY
portraits labeled as Columbus is gen.
uine. 1t seems even a greater task
than that accomplished by the origin
al discoverer.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

The famous Easy Chair of Harper's
is to be discontinued after all. This
is a tribute to the memory of Mr..
Curtis, and the absence of the de-
lightful department over which he
presided is constant reminder of
the genial author now departed. 1t
might be continued by an able and
charming writer, but the winning
personality Of Mr.. Curtis would be
universally missed.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09
How 1t Worked.

1t would be an abuse Of language,
perhaps, to say that scarecrows are
ever lazy. but it is undeniable that
they are often inefficient
ssWhat is that queer thing over
there in the field?" asked little
child fresh from the city. ut looks
like man, only it isn't"
'Oh. that's scarecrOw, said the
farmers girl. ''Father put 1t there
to brighten the crows away; but /
guess, from the way they act, they
think it's to let 'em know when din
ner Is ready. GOOD News
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

country can transport $50, 900 troops
from 1000 miles inland to the sea-
coast in thirty hours, with all their
equipments and without material in
reference with ordinary tranlc OF
travel. As the United States army
has but Is, 900 men and seems in need
of no more, it looks as though they
could be massed on the beach the
same day with time to spare.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-09

BECAUSE the Viceroy of China has
seen fit to kick and cuff few of his
interiors, the hasty' conclusion has
been reached that his mind is totter-
ing. The truth can only be known
when it shall be demonstrated in
just what degree the cuffed and
kicked deserved their castigation.
Perhaps the Viceroy is an instance
of raging sanity.