St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-04-05
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Boodler Conkln. erstwhie of Tammany,
now of Canada, appears to have had reg
ular monkey and parrot time in Central park,
Rev Jenkin Lloyd Jones. assisted by some
philanthropic ladies. is proposing to trans
form Chicago into terrestrial paradise -
They now only await the transportation OF a
bunch of aidermanic boodlers to Joliet, upon
which the process of publication will imme-
diately commence.
'iYou believe yourself to be Christian?'''
81 do
ITO what denomination do you belongye
tan, and am not hankering after any of the
side degrees"
II see that some Chicago colored people
have refused TO sing America in church on
the ground that this is not land OF lib
erty.'''
Not land of liberty Nonsense 1t is a
land of the largest liberty. Even the high
tariff cannot prevent man from buying his
votes in the cheapest market and selling them
in the dearest
81
"Where do you live?
Kalamazoo"
You must be crazy"
NO; 1 do not reside atthe state insane asy-
lum. 1 rent house in another part of the
city,
The return of Whitelaw Reed, soon to be
followed by other diplomatic representatives,
only signifies that Harrison is rallying his
old guard
The Texas man who killed his mother for
$40 illustrates horrible case of depravity
Undoubtedly this wretch would have killed
his motherin-laW for $40
DIR. Parkhurst. of New York. said that the
police force of that city was rotten 10 the
core" The people said no" Thus the
issue was squarely made up, and the grand
jury began all investigation. The grand jury
says yes" Cut Que notch on the tally stick
for Dr. Parkhurst.
Perhaps Henry Watterson is ready to mol.
pros his indictm ent against Grover Cleve-
land.
The attention of slyer-tongued prohibl-
tionists now lecturing throughout the coun-
try OH The Saloon in Politics" is respect
fully called to the defeat OF the Catch bill in
Iowa by the united efforts OF druggists.
WHAT'S the matter with 1.-THE Drug Store in
Politics!''
The Chicago police have locked up fe-
male faith curer who says she is creature
of God and knows no fear" Why should
she? Her patients are the only ones in
danger.
Andrew Carnegie says he mas $4,000, 0)O
and proposes TO spend it all before he dies.
Well. we know of no law to restrain man
with such roll from breaking into journal
ism.
With the opening of the trout season we
trust that Grover Cleveland will not forget
that he is presidential possibility.
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Denuneiations of Col Bob IngersoiEby the
preachers may be attributed to jealousy if
the colonel continues to extend his line of
eloquent mortuary orations.
A New York exchange says: I'VE know
that spring has come because we sniff the
odor in the air. Perhaps, after all it is the
Brayton-Borrow scandal.
While considering the project of a per-
mauent census, Superintendent Porter IS
rudely awakened to the fact that his tempo
rIry affair is to be investigated.
The New York Telegram anxiously in
oures: who owns Harlem?" Is it possible
that Harlem has no aldermen?
81 WISH" said the Indiana local politician,
speaking upon the question of public I'M
provements, that the people of Michigan
City had more sand Then the audience
rose as one man and mobbed him.
The New York World in conjunction with
the ST. Louis Republic, pays a deserved
tribute to the platform and resolutions of the
late Democratic state convention of Mime
sofa. The editorial from the Republic ap-
pears elsewhere. The World says:
THE Minnesota Democrats held an enthu-
siastic convention on Thursday to elect dele
gates 10 the national convention. and adopted
a rational platform. They first Of all pro-
nounced in favor of the complete but
gradual reform of a system of tariff duties
which is both corrupting and uni just They
expressed their disapproval of the theory of
protection as manifestation of the principle
of paternalism.' Referring to the silver
question: they advocated an honest dollar of
gold or silver, and joined the New York
Democracy in demanding the repeal of the
Sherman silver act. Every act of the North
western Democrats indicates consensus of
opinion between themselves and their East
ern brethren"
About the only good accomplished by Ward
McAllisters 100 is to more plainly demon
strate the fact that a full dress suit does not
always trot in the same class with full
dress intellect.