New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-06-13
THE TALK OF TIE DAH

"Uebrew, saws m enthusiast In that language,
can no longer. with propricty be called dead
language 1t has a modern literature. Books arc
being written in the ancient language OF the boie
10 DAY as they never before. and they Include
philosophical pOetca historical and scientific works,
as well as goodly number Of novels. a great many
masterpieces Of modern authors have been translated
into Hebrew There number OF newspapers,
wceklies and monhies. in that language. 1t has
been rejuvenatcd, and the new books have the same
ling the ancient Ones
gentleman IN Yorkshire one day took HIS little
other got lost, aud meeting policeman, teariully
asked lease, master have yo, seen man m, whoS s
boy. - Dundee Weekly News.
pompous Judge-I hope you have much pracacef
Young Lawyer-les, have, thank you
81 an, glad 10 hear It, And In what branch is youl
practice mainlyi'
Mainly I'm economy. "-<Texas Strings.
she Was" You nstonIsh me. madam never
should have suspected you Of being smoker OF cigar
II never touch them. DOCTOR
why, understood you moment ago to say yoV
were victim OF the sissfe s@ sss
Tribune.
Last week in Tarboro, n. c., two men. aged seventy>
five ana eighty.two years. were arrested for stealing
hog.
His cup contains no trace OF Joy:
Hes welded 10 the blues;
lie ally seeks TO find the bow
Washington Star. Z
@The Boston Transcript, has heard that a culture
procession, will welcome tho Democratic delegates 10
Chicago. The people Of that city always did have
keen sense of the ridiculous. Think OF 1t! taste
and Tammany Culture and Croker!
something He Could Not Forsive;,@No said .
citizen when asked he would Sont thuR
VIII
II isn.t that but the last time gave something
for charity one OF the papers spelled my name wrong
-(rittsburg Chronicle.
An or the. Umbrella Company has been Moor
porated, with a capital OF eight millions, ana is 70
carry on business in all the States and Territories
OF the United states. and in foreign countries Jus'
how wide a field the Umbrella Company VIII under
take to fill does not appear. II not already thoushs
q, and planned for why would it not be wise TO have
an Insurance feature connected with I'll Nothing IL
more elusive than an umbrella; nothing more nAev
IN Get lost strayed or stolen. Why should not the
owner OF an umbrella be able by paying q small sum-
10 insure himself against any or all OF the various
mlshaps to which that necessary OF life is liaocf
The idea would almost certainly prove widely popular
Room for the Umbrella Insurance Company pim''eo''
COMMENCEMENT AT BILLvILLE.
commencemcnt's come at Billville-the girls are ~
A.smilIe' an beguin' In maze o. calico; ,...u.
AM they're siehin' spcechyin'-got the reins "itu'
check, -, -, x.-,,r,
An the boy Is still a-standin' on the usual ouin'"
deck!
An Marys got her 5ittlc lamb-as gentle as snos.,
AM not u single drum Is hcard-not even u iiue'~
note; 4. .,,,.
An Iser's rollin rapidly-you almost see IL snlne
AM some are born Bingcn-at Bingen on the hnne'
They're goin' Ike two-forty-the town can't get 70
sleep, - ,. ~, ,hs
deep: - 4,
And Curfew shall not ring toniSh-thcy've sworh IL
Commencemcnts come at Bivillc and the girls arc
ATLANTA Constitution.
A Belfast. Me-. grocer says that stranger eh'ero.
his store the other day, and said he wanted pint "
moasscs 1t was drawn. when the customer put Tue
mcasses dish to his mouth and never stopped unu nc
had swallowed It's lie paid for the moia's0'
and quietly left without remark.
Some Excuse-Yabsley-I panied 10 see tns'
the moon is getting full again. ,. FRA. A
Mudge-If you had rs much imcrow poetry nv
YOU as the moon has. you would get fuI W"
indianapolis Journal.