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The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1892-11-11

TT ISN'T IN THE ORDINARY WAY
that DR.. Pierce's Favorite Prescription comes
to the weak and suffering woman who needs
anv medicine can make claims and promises
What is dorc with the "Favorite Prescrip-
ton il this if it fails to benefit or cure, in
CIV case, your money is returned. Can you
nsk any better proof that a medicine will do
what it promiscsi
It's an invigcrating, restorative tonic, a
soothing and strengthening n~ervine, and q
certain remedy for the ills and ailments that
bcset a woman. In .'female complaint" Of
| every kind, periodical pains, internal infam
nation or liberation, bearing-down sensa
tions, and all chronic weaknesses and ir
re- ularites, it is a positive and complies
cure.
To every tired, overworked woman, and
to every weak, nervous, and ailing enc, 1t II
guaranteed to bring health and strength
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1892-11-11

IT IL no wonder that the question, "Whers
do all the pms gol' is so hard TO an. wer,
when they are oil pointed one way and
headed the other.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1892-11-11

DIR. r. ScnIfFMASS, St Paul, MIMI, VIII
mail IA trial package OF Schifmann's Asthma
Cure free TO any sufferer. Gives instant re-
lief in worst cases, and cures where Others
fail. Name this paper and send address.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1892-11-11

NJ. l.. THOMPSON 4 Co, Druggists, Con
d~ersport. Pa, say Hall's Cstarrh Cure Is
the best aud My sure cure for catarrh they
ever sold. Druggists sell it, 1oc.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1892-11-11

A coon man has good principles and stick
10 them. no matter who throws mud At him
Rams Horn.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1892-11-11

p que
sleeves, double
breasted vests.
high collars and
revers. it would
e hardly pos
slble for those
TO be dissatis-
fled who delight
in bright colors,
and novel. fancy
effects. 4 h e
e m p re n
d i l. G
gowns are in
c~rcasing in favor
constantly. but
besides these
many of the
stylish dresses.
both for street
and home wear.
are being made
in prince c
shape scarcely
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1892-11-11

Is YOUR blood poori Take Beecham's
Pills. Is v ur liver ont OF 4 Use
Beecham's Pills. 25 cents a box.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1892-11-11

No AIM in life is right that does not taxi
into consideration the good OF others
RAMS Horn.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1892-11-11

PerDE often takes a fall: other fellows
take a drop occasionally .-Binghamton N'
publican.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1892-11-11

PLEASANT, Wholesome. Speedy, for coughs
il Halc'e Honey OF Horehound and Tar.
Pixies Toothache DroI 9 Cure IL one minutc
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1892-11-11

Tue most popular animal in the world I
probably not the horse nor the dog, but u
scapegoat
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1892-11-11

A CORRESPONDENT writes us that tho
cow hat gives the largest quantity
Of milk does not always make tho
most butter. OF course not. Test your
cows as 70 butter ~proGnction, We again
advise.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1892-11-11

AcYcLovE is all that is necessary to raise
a barn in the west.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1892-11-11
FASHION LETTER.
sometbing About Fall and Winter Fabrics
and Cost.sucs.

Especial New York Correspondencel
Dress skirts with rather high corsclet
tops are still greatly liked for house
dresses. as nearly any sort OF pretty
SIX or wool shirt-waist looks well with
them, and the shoulder straps attached
"a the corsclct afford an opportunity
for the further display OF the handsome
trimmings on other portions OF the
gown. The variety Of winter dress
goods is beyond even enumeration, and
what with the gay blanket plaids and
the striped, dotted. shaded, changeable
and checked materials of the season.
made up into iaunty Eton costumes,
Russian suits and ~directoire and en-
p:re gowns, the latter with their
nashes and slashes, open coats, full
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1892-11-11

trimmed ut all. Others. however,, are
quite elaborate, so that to trim or not
TO trim is purely a matter of taste.
Those designed for home wear are OF
fine soft wool. or Of some of the pretty
winter silks with dark grounds
frightened with small dots or tiny
flowers in gay colors. For slender,
Youthful ONE some of these prin-
cess dresses are made to hook or but
ton down the back with the usual bias
seam down the back oft skirt; others
are finished with a Vatican arrange
mcnt. starting in a point from between
the shoulders. and widening into a cor
net demi-train. The open Russian
front displays IA gathered vest of bright
silk matching the color Of the figure in
the dress fabric, and. as a rule, the
large full sleeves are of velvet
The popular Eton styles will con-
tinue~f fashionable Throughout the winter.
but all outdoor costumes display the
more conventional modes. the deep
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1892-11-11

dttl" oC ~
skirt OF velvet
black. olive
green, d e e 2
garnet. etc.
W h o ly un-
Z IN IN c d.
Added TO these
skirts are vari-
Gus $ ii .
waists IN a q e
several lily of
velvet. striped
satin, m
patterned silk,
plain scarlet
faillc. pol X a
dotted surah.
and. for special
wear. of rich
cream silk or
brocadc. with
full. empire
5 sleeves and
Medici. collar.
The Jasper weekly courier. [volume] (Jasper, Ind.) 1858-1922, 1892-11-11

vests finished with a frill of rich lace
from throat 10 belt. or With a glove-tit-
ing vest shaped with a girdle rs a fin
ish. For stout women il the new seven
gorcd French skirt: for slender ones.
the improved seamless skirt. which i
made OF goods wide enough TO place
the selvcdge edges at the waist and
hem. One of these seamless models
shows a cornct back, with the opening
from the left hip down. narrow faps
or button-holc, holding a row Of hand.
some buttons all the way down.
Among some particularly rich and
effective toilets, are those made with a
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-12-03
Sin sy,ittcl aeaen bic ebolera.

Mam bat feline llria9e. fi6 por Der
gbolera 3u fiir6ten, tpenn man ii6
gbamberlains 1eilmittel gegen &olif,
Diarrboe unb gbolera beri6affen tam.
gs tpirb in tpenigen Wtinuten grlei9=
terung beri9affen unb in furaer 3eit
b6llise 9eilung bemirfen. Sd habe
mid bur9 ben Geriud babon iibers
3eugt. %. $. Clinton, Selmetta,
q. S.-Wfan glaubte erit, baB bic @pis
bemie in 9elmetta tpirfli6e aiiatiide
gbolera fei, aber mon iiberaeiigte fi6
na6ber bur9 gemaue llnterfu6ungen
bapon, baB man es nit einer duBerit
beftisen Gorm bon Dpfenterie au tbun
bate, bic faif eben 10 gefdbrli6 1T,
ipie Bic gbolera. Dies Wlittel murbe
bierbei nit groBen @rfolsen aHges
ipanbt. gu baben in San 4ntonio
in ben Mpotbefen bon s. 8alteper 6
Son, Doubling 6 Gloob. S. g. Sod,
u. DreiB, $. Sdu6arbt, &. Cohen &
Co., 5. :. 1arriion umb @altener &
Sdu6arb.
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runo menn i9 au9 pollte = t1 barf
nidt!" ia9te 9aDmo NIT fdmanfenber
Stimme. sd ifeb' Tn Bft9t unS
@ib! Sd bab' gef1noren |"
so laB mild etn Baterunler betett-
fir @eib unb &ino |"
rUeIe !" la9te pagno.
Der Raubf6iib fniete Dor benz RreuY
auI oie @roe nteoer, faltete Die 9anbe
ut1o be9antt 5u murmeln. Sapn1o trot
an fetne @eite mno mollte bas Oaupt
entbl6Ben, nm bem beiligen Biibe 5u
banfen, bas i'm Dor Blut befpabrt unb
alles na4 Hedt 9enenbet bate. Do1
oils er ben glrm erbob, flbr Der anbere
blisi9nea In bic 66be, riB bas 9Saib,
meier BON 6aDmoS @iirtel, uno ebe
Der Saser ii9 III oeden permodte, itieB
ct ibm Die blitenbe &lin9e in bic
Sdulter.
9luS 0aDmos 0anben fiel Die Nrnt-
brnlt, ieine Srtee bra9en, lt0bneno
ianf er auf oas nioolise @eltein, oaS lid)
fdrbte pon leinem Blut = nit letter
araft nod ridtete er ii9 balb lnisoer
empor, init brsnnenbem 8lid 1ubteu
feine stusen oaS itarre Yilo am &reu3e,
oann fiel er 5uriid, unb leine Sinne
erloi6en.
lleber alien SDben leuhtete bic COME,
nit linoem 6au6e ftri1, nah allem
Streit unb 8ampf oeS ipilben S0bns,
0er Inue seriihjinnSmitth hpfrufhfeuS
iiber Die Saloen : unb ndbrenb auf
benz iteinisen Gang Die iiberltiirStert
Tritte bes fltebenben Dforoers perball=
ten, idtpoll es ianft uno leiie our9 bic
2uft etnber. melt Der aus Dem ferneu
tiefen 9bal = Der Slang Der Otter.
sloden. nSbre Seelen lparen beir1ge,
febrt BON Hon1," unb ourh oaS peite
9anb, BON Tburln gu Iburm, erboben
iie ibre ballenben Stimmen, Die Wfaht
uno @lorie bes @ottes preilenb, Der
bonn @rab erltanben.
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=, Die geubbarmaduna un6 Ius-

- Die NuBbarma6ung umb Imsz
beutung ses tuertbbollen gileni6abes,
pelder Der um 2lano @oumtp berun,z
liegenbe Mineralbiitrift bon Gentralz
5eras birgt, ,tpirb iebt, na6bem berlelbe
bur6 bic 9eritelung eines @ilenbabnz
weees aufgef6loffen 1T, allen grnites
IN Nngriff geaommen tuerben. gm 81.
0Opember baben bic 9lftiondre Der
"Llano Improvement and Furnace
Company" in 2lano @itp cine Ser
iammlung abgebalten, Bel tpel9er bier
Jiinftel Der an benz unternebmen be-
tbeiligten aapitaliiten pertreten tparem
uno bas &eiultat ibrer 8eratbungen 1T
Der einitimmige 8eidluB geipeien, bas
obne peiteren 8er3ug in groBartigem
MaBitabe on Die Nrbeit gegangeE tper>
ben 5oa. Mit benz 8au Der 9o96fem,
in benen bic rei9em grae Der unlie-
genben Minen gef9mol3en tperben,
nir6 fofort begDnnen tperbeH.
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cyu einem 8erIiner Gafe er,ablI

: Sn einem 8erliner @afe er5dblte
elm befannter 56auipieler BON elmer
8efanntf6aft, bic er auf Der pferbes
babn gema6t bate. Stein, mar Der
Mann iiber bic 8erliner Sbeater=Iers
bdltniiie unterri6tet!1 rief er bepums
bernb. rSn ale 8riien mar er einge=
tueibt unb bic finaneieIe Gage Ser ein=
selnen Oireftoren fannte er gan3 ges
nau. Sd fragte ibn: Sd babe tpobl
bic @bre, einen @Oaegea 5l begriiBens
Stein! ertpiberte er b0fli6. - Ober eli
men Sbeaterasenten?- -9lu6 bas ni6t!
Ober einen Der 9erren aritifer !-Bes
baure. nein. .-9lber, geltatten sic mir
cine 6rage, tpie fommen sic su bieIer
beiipieaoien 8enntniB Der 8erliner
SbeaterDerydltniiie, Sic miifen bod
enti6ieben biel nit 8iinftlern unb Dis
reftoren gu tbun baben2-Das fiimmt,
iaete Der Mann trpden, i'd bin Der
Geri6tspoaaieber 8retti6neiOer.
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WOn Ser ruiliiden @reuae, aug

@On Der ruifiiden @ren3e, aug
@ummora, mirb tpieber einc iener pldnz
feleien gemelbet, tpel6e leidt ernitIt6e
Golgen baben t6nnen. Gin EeutIder,
namens 9ermann Steinfe, mel6er
&aufmannsmaaren bel li1 trug, tpurbe
in Der ydbe Der @renae bon ruIlif6en
Gren3wd6term, bic fdli1li6er Weile
glaubten, baB er biefelbe iiberi9reiten
mDllte, aufgegriifen unb in Der Mi6z
tung auf 6as OOrf 8iita tpeggei6leppt.
Mnf feline 9iilferufe eilten prenBiI9e
Gens6armen berbei, tpel1e bic Musliefes
rnng bes Gefangenen berlangten. Da
tbrem Terlansen nidt Jolge geleifet
purbe, gaben iie Geuer unb es fam su
elmer algemeinen 56ieberei, in tpel1er
aber ydemanb berlebt murbe. Wdbrenb
Der berri9enben 8ermirrung gelang es
Steinfe gu entfommen.
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Cages 8 Neui9feite,t.
& Lamb.

~ ~ = " ~ ~
- Ma9 Der amtli9en 3dblung i'm
@taate Soma belduft fi9 bort bic Sea-
ioritdt 9arrilpns auf %, ,428 Stimmert.
= Sn Gbepenne, Wpomtng, bat
Der Oenlofrat Sobn 6. Osborne 6as
@ouperneurs<Qlmt angetreten unb ben
Nmts gib abgelegt, obmobl ieine
Wabl mod immer 5neifelbaft unb nod
ni6t bur9 cine amtli6e 3dblung fefs
geiteat norben 1T.
= Mus Mlbanp, q. g., tpirb gez
rt9tmeiie ntitgetbeilt, baB Der @ouberz
nei1r Glomer ben MrbeitS Gommiifdr
Bed, ben Gabrif Snipeftor gonnellp
unb nod einige anbere 8eamte ges
3uungen babe, ibre &efignation ein5u=
rei6en.
= Mus 9omefteab, pa., ipirb be-
ri6tet, baB bic Carnegie Stablmerte
am 81. December auf atpei Wo6en b6l=
Zig gef6lo1en iperben iollen, ilm notb
tpenbige &eparaturen an ben Maf9i=
nerien bor5unebmen. Sana6 wirb
cine neue 2obn Scala aufgeitellt tperz
ben, bic ieber grbeiter au itnter3ei9nen
bat, wenn er feline 8ei6dftigung be-
balten ion.
= Gin Stem Oorfer Spnbifat bat
baS gan3e @traBenbabn @Dftem in
Stem Orleans aufgefauft. Ser Saul
preis belief fid auf $40, ,000,0 Die
big iebt mod bnr6 Mauleiel betriebene
8abn fon in cine eleftriihe ungeipan>
belt iperben.
= Die 3oQz8eamten in San 6ran=
cisco bef6lagnabmten eingei6muggelz
tes Opium i'm Wertbe bon $4,000.
Mie tpenig i'm allgemeinen cuff
bic fogenannten n@otton Mbi6dbunz
gen" gu geben lit, bas gebt aus Der
5batia6. berpor, baB bic BON ether
Mn3abl BON v9a6berfdnbigen" Der
@ottonb0rie in gfprfolf, 8a., einge>
rei9tcn Mbf6dbungert stpil9en $780,
600 unb 100000 8allen i1mantteH.
Die 3abl 100000 tpirb Der WirtIi6s
feit ipabrf6einli9 am nd9fem fommen.
- Mus Stem Dort tpirb bon elmer
entfebli6en 8ranbs& s&ataitropbe beri6s
tet. esn einem breif6dige1 Waietbs.
bauie an Der 6luibing Mpenue brad
Geuer aus, bas 10 f9neq UNI iib griff,
baB bic 8etpobner beS 8. Stodtperfes
nur bic NusmabI batten, 3u Derbrens
men ober aus benz Geniter gu ipringen.
Sic tpdblten bas lebtere, nobel 3nei
perfpnen iofDrt tsbt blieben. tpdbrenb
bier anbere lebenSgefdbrli1e 0erlebun=
gen baboatrugen.
MusIanb.
= @ebeimratb Wermutb, Der beutz
f6e @eidscommiHdr fur bic gbicasoer
Weltausite0ung, itebt i'm Begriffe, na6
ben Ser. Staaten ab3umeiien. Ser
@taatsiecretdr b. B0tti1er CAB ben
9errem por ibrer 9lbreiie nod elm
Bantett.
= 6err b. 8erlepi6, Der preuBii6e
0anbelsminiiter, CAB alt gbren bes
amerifanii6en @efanbten pbelps elm
Diner, au benz au6 5ablrei6e &ei6ss
tags Mbgeorbnete eingelaben tpor6en
Daren.
- Ser proeeB segen ben grs&eetor
Mblmarbt iuegen Beleibigung Der
Girma 2ubipig 2Stpe, beganeen bur6
bic Wer6ffentli6ung ieiner 8roi6ure
nSubenflinten" bat-in Berlin begonz
men. DaS Gefu6 bes Mngeflagten
nm Weri6iebung bes proeefes tpurbe
bonn Geri9tsbofe abfdldsig beidieben.
= Ser oeiterreidifde &ei6sratb
bat fi9 getpeigert, bic @ummen su be-
milligen, tuel9e fiir ben rpolitii9en
@ebeimbienit berlangt tpurben.
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Sie fii6beutfheu 9,rouer

= 9ie fiibbeutf6en 8rauer unb
Branntpeinbrenner balten cine Ytai=
fenperfammlung na9 ber anberen ab,
UNI seeen bic grb6bung Der Steuern
anf @pirituofen ati proteitiren, ba bies
felbe angeblid bas Spirituofengei6dft
in Siibbeuti6lanb gu @runbe ri9ten
tpiirbe.
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= Set benz Biirgertriege lit i'd
bdufig on rbeumatifhen S6mer3en i'm
4nie. Cine 5ipeiinalige Mnmerbung
BON ct. SafobssOel beilte mid polls
ftdnbig. = 6. 8ilbon, Mapnesbille,
Ohio.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-12-03
Suits pillem beilen WedlelIieber.

- Sie .gombaps3imes" iast. baB
man in Snbien Der 4aii6t lei, baB
@otbi6ilbs @orf6ldge ben Weg fir bic
alIgemeine ginfiibrung bes Bimetallisz
mus geebnet b1iten.
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Nmdlens Mrutca salbe. I.

Dte bette 6albe ber gBeIt fur G9nitte, Queti&rn.
sen, Gei&mhre, ieters unb Suut. .ausiAIas, Sle&te,
seipruusene Sdube, Srcftbeulen unb ale Sauftrant.
4eiten; iurtrt Sdmprrbotben pber tetne Gssabluns.
BbaiSe 3ufrtebenbeit saranttrt pher has @el6 mtrb
snride.ftattet. rs Gents pte S&a9tel. Gum 0srfaui
tn aaen apot5eten. Ghrlp1 Dretb, E9pmriDn 4 Co.,
WhplefaIe,
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Staat Obic, Stabt 1pIebp1
SucdS G,purt TT. g


Sranf S. @benep beidw5rt, bab er Der
altere 9artner Der 6irma s. s. Gbenep &
y .. TT, tpel9e @eihdfte in Der Stabt Splebp,
IN obengenonatem Gpuntb unS Staate, tbut,
unb eab belaste Sirma bic Sunlme bon ei NJ
bnnbert Dollars fir jeben Sail BON
&atarrb besablen pirb, Der bitreh ben @ebraud
BON 8 rs 8atarrb Sur nibt sebeilt
iperben fam.
Sranf S. beneb.
8eibworen Dor mir unb unter=
- ihrieben in meiner @eeenipart am
SEAL 7 6. Septeirtber q. .. SO.
(>~) q. gS @leaIpn,
Dffentlider glpta:.
Sails &atarrb Sur ipirb innerlid gencn,s
men, NIB ipirft otreft auf bas 8lut nnb bic
ldleimigen Sberfdden bes Sbitems. Sabt
Guh umlcnit 3eusniiie fommen.
5. S. bench & Co., 3plebp, 8.
20 Serfaaft bon 9(pptbetern, rs etS.
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9ettiHe Sob Office nmb 0mHs
biuberei.

Deutlbe, iotpie englii6e DrudsNrs
beiten iperben prompt unb billig bers
fertigt BON Sobn g 9 Oft, Vo Z
Norb prefasSt
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70 freut ans lu tSren. : Der Serr apptbsfer pers
tdtb rns, pab Or. 9ua's 6uens sSurup lid befer ais
rstnp eine aneere Mebtjin pertaut unb sts as Runs
Is Gents. 49,
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9ie eflioite inter al beu eferboi

Die efligite unter al ben efelbaft
finnlelen Wabluetten, tpelde iebt bas
publifum in ben 3eitungen aufeetiId)t
erbdlt, tpirb uobl aus Sobbin, %. g.,
beri9tet. 9ort bdtte Der perlierenbe
Sbeil cine lebenbige 9atte peraebren
foaen. S6liebIi6 wurbe li6 bod auf
Zen gebratenen Nager seeinigt. Mbenbs
mar bic Stabtballe boI bon 2euten,
bic fi6 CUR 3eugenf6aft Der euIinaris
f6en gBablmette brdneten. gDir ents
nebmen bieie appetitli6e Notis benz
sWd6ter am @rie." So geiheben,
ipenn unier @epdbrsmamn i'm 9ed)te
1T, na6 Sdlub Der u@ampagac Ser
grsiebung."
- Au5 Berlin tpirb berihtet, bah
bic ginnabmen Der preuBil1en Staatsz
babnen. trob bes Nusfalls tpdbrenb bes
lebten Guartals, i'm 8ergleide NIT benz
lebten 6inan5iabre I'M II Millionen
Marf geItiegen iinb. 0ie ginnabmen Der
Geidspoits unb Selegrapben.Yerpals
tnng tpeiien cine 3unabme bon 81 0tils
lion Marf auf.
= Ser SteeialauSi6us Der 8riifes
ler Miin3eonferen3, tpel6em bic 0prs
fhldge be8 Baron 9tlfreb non Rotbs
f6ilb sur 8esutadtung iiberpisien
iporben tparen, bat es nit Z gegen 6
Stimmen abgelebnt, bielelben Der
@onferen5 gu empfeblen.
, 1892-02-06
Like Master. Like Man"

Look heah, Sambo-has you got dat
ar dollar n a hat you owes me?'
Goodness gracious, Caesar, | hasn'e,
OATS a fac"
Now look heah, ls'pec's you's gwine
to swindle me out oh dat ar money"
mo, | ant, Cesar sw'ar | ant"
Den why ha'n't you paid it2 Why
isn't ye got it now, ehT'
"Wel, ole man, de fac is, dar's been
n mighty big corner in gold, an de bulls
an de bars hab been cuttin up so dat de
moneys all locked up"
Locked up wharf
"Why-in de banks, oh course"
Now JUS hole on, ole Gibbertefh
What, in de name OBJ goodness erasmus,
hab you got to do wild de banks, an wild
gold, an wild bulls an bars in n corner?
Tell me datl"
Look n heah, Cesar, Use heerd mas
tell more'n forty men at wanted money
dat same ting what | tole you, an dar
want n OBJ 'em treated him like you
do me. By golly, pears t me you
might act like a gempl'manr-New
York Ledger.
, 1892-02-06

have type of the newest face aud the
neatest mold. always FULL to the brim with
the choicest news and be printed on a
perieetinp press, which must be the me-
chanical marvel OF the age.
If it were not that mention Of this
scheme is made in the Ogden papers one
could scarcely credit it, it is so ridiculous
on its face. The chances usually are that
the paper in a community represents
more rather ihan less Of the enterprise,
energy and public spirit of the town in
which it is published Il usually takes
some time aud always much capital TO
build up a paying newspaper. The aim
naturally is to at least make it a self sus'
tanning venture. To do this it must be
projected on a scale very closely guaRed
to the probable limit Of its patronage.
There is no business venture in which
money may be 30 rapidly sunk as in the
newspaper business. Ogden is not a big
enough field in which to publish a strictly
first class metropolitan newspaper. Such
a paper could not be successfully estab-
lishcd and run a month on the amount
subscribed. At the end Of that time the
donors would have Their experience to
balanse against their cIsh expended.
Ogden has now only one daily news
paper-the Standard. 1t is a better
bar its present field justi6es.
Perhaps il some of the members of the
Board Of Trade were liberal in their sup
port the Standard could afford to expand
and improve. They should give this plan
a fair trial; it will ave them much money
and help to build up a home institution
Of which they may have reason to be
proud.
, 1892-02-06

Matron-Mr. Nicefello, | dislike to
scold, but / really must. You ought to
know better than to keep my daughter
standing in that cold front hall half an
hour, saying good night to her, as you
liz last night, and as you do every time
you come. This morning she had a ter
rible cold, and her lungs are not strong,
you know.
Mr.. Nicefello-My goodnessl Is she
sick?
Matron-No, but she's had a narrow
escape. Now these long drawn out
good nights have got to stop.
Nh. Nicefello-Indeed they must, my
dear madam. I'll go right out for a
clergyman.-New York Weekly.
, 1892-02-06

Do not say He speaks bad grammar"
but He uses poor English"
Not 81 am real ILL.," but 81 am really
ILL.,"
Not Il feel bad" but Il feel badly"
Not Hadn't ought" but Shouldn't
have"
Do not begin all remarks with an ex-
clamation such as "Wellr' "Sayi" "Ohrn
Do not say I'm going, | don't believe"
but "Tm not going, | believe
Not n free pass" but n pass not
New Beginners" but "Beginners;' not
Elevated up" but Elevated"
Not 81 am through dinner" but II
have finished dinner"
Not at is toe salty" but lit is Too
salt"
Not 'lt is tasty" but at is tasteful"
Not Light Completed" but Light
complexioncd."
Not He don't come TO see me-" but
II doesn't come to see me-"
Not "Who are you going WITH" but
Whom are you going with"
Not incorrectly "She wrote to Neil
and l." when you say correctly "She
wrote to me."-City and Country.
, 1892-02-06

Detroit is a lovely city and everybody
knows it. The loveof it is bred in the
bone and never gets out of the flesh.
The other Sunday a visiting clergyman
addressed the Sunday school of an up
town church. After a serious talk he
said to the children;
"Al of you who desire to live in a
better world than this, please rise to
your feet"
All the children rose except one small
boy in the corner.
The good man looked at him in panied
surprise.
my child" he said, very gently and
kindly, why don't you rise with the
othersY'
"Detroit's good enough for me, that's
why" sung out the youngster, and the
solemnity of the occasion was knocked
to pieces.-Detroit Free Press.
, 1892-02-06
METROPOLITAN NEWSPAPERS.

The Ogden Board of Trade has de-
cided to raise a bonus of $50, 900 in money
and property to be given to somebody to
start and maintain a strictly first class
metropolitan newspaper in that town. An
ordinarily good newspaper doesn't come
up to the exalted expectations OF the
Board Of Trade. Without regard to the
ability of the town and tributary country
to support such a it must
nevertheless be metropolitan in size, ap-
pearance and ability. Some 5000
beauty must be imported to assume edi-
torial management. He must surround
himself with a staff OF writers of ire.
proachable e~entility and uuquestioned
ability. There must be a city force which
will be the pride and joy Of the roaring
West-a perfect host OF trained reporters
ready TO tumble over each other 10 report
a row IN a neighboring saloon or loll about
IN elegant leisure as the occasion may de-
mand. 1t must have a telegraph service
unequalled and unapproachable. A
leased copper wire connected with the
news centers Of the world must be at the
disposal OF the staff to pour the glittering
gems of current events into the capacious
NAV of this great newspaper. 1t must
, 1892-02-06

In buying beef at cafe or shop you run
the risk of getting horse meat. Its long
fbers and pinkish blood tell the tale.
Americans watch for it with eagle eyes,
and their first meal Of horsefiesh is de-
scribed with all the minuteness and
gusto Of the first trip up the Eiffel tower
or the first visit to the Grand Opera
Paris Cor. Pittsburg Dispatch.