Sullivan republican. [volume] (Laporte, Pa.) 1883-1896, 1892-05-06
HUMOR OF THE DAY.


The rabbit-hunter is Drained
fellow.-Rochester Post.
Outside of diplomatic circles the fish
cries question is often purely one OF YER
acity.
The time when woman has no mercy
is when she gets mouse in trap
Rams Horn.
.My IDEAS" insisted the architect,
"were all right. / am the victim of mis-
construction"
1t is an aggravation for hungry
tramp to find only fork in the road
Texas Siftings.
Teacher Hans, name three beasts OF
prey" Hans--''Two lions and tiger"
Texas Siftings.
One trouble with the world is that SO
many have more reputation than char
acter.-Ram's Horn.
The physician is she man who tells you
you need change and then takes all You
have.-Elmira Ga cite.
The man with "splitting headache"
ought to get a job at makipG urails. .z-
Binghamton Republican.
az hear Cholly Slimpate is sick. Have
you had any intelligence from hima"
"Not CLEAN. ."--Chicago Tribune.
The only way to win in an argument
with a woman is to walk off when you
have stated your side of it.-Atchison
Globe.
Mr.. Gurley-"Are your family related
to the Scaddses, OF Philadelphia" Miss
Scadds (haughtily)-"No; they are re-
lated to US. Life.
Edith-"Lord English said my image
was photographed on his mind" Ethel
-"Yes, photographs are usually made
on blanks. Yale Record.
Fair rosy cheeks had Kitty Grimes.
Bright eyes aud open brow,
She jun oed the rope 1000 times
She isn't jumping now.
Chicago Tribune
Bagley (at church fair)-"Let's 60 up
and have that pretty girl tell our for
tunes" Brace-"Not any; what's the
usel Don't know Pm broke. -
Graphic.
Sharpson--"Old fellow, you look
seedy. 1t is time you had new suit"
Phlatz-"I know IL, but my tailor re-
fuses to-h'm--to renew the modus Vi
vendi. Chicago Tribune.
"very pretty surset," he remarked.
Eyes" she replied. ~ don't wonder
that people write about the shades OF
evening, hal no idea that there were
so many different shades or that they
matched 50 nicely"
leans (the porter)-"Beg pardon,
sir; have bad news for you. Mr.. Cash-
box died this morning Old skinner
"Died this morning Now that's just
like Cashbox. lie knew this was th,
busy season. Life.
Yes said young Rnd kIns, who
sat IN calm disregard Of the clock, ~
may nay that am fixture In our office
now" "l know, Mr.. Rudgkins," she
answered, gently, ssbut this isn't ;oui
office, you know. Lansing News.
Mrs. Brush--"IIas the Hanging Com.
mltteo decided about your picture yeti"
nrush-"Yes." Mrs. nrush--"AFc they
going TO hang ili" nfush (luhioasl-
81 heard the Chair an say he thought
hanging was too good for i,."-BrooE.
lya Life,
The l.eetnIeF-"Ay hearers, shall
have 10 ask Your indulgence for fsw
minutes. forgot ms manuscript, and
have sent my little hoy foF IL Ilis san,
mounting fostrum (n loud tone. -
"Mamma eaaldat aai the wsltla', bar
here's the took you copied II fram. -
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that you have rather osenlans sl.e .nai
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1o'aay 'wfanny Felix's.
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