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New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-04-10
Mr.. DEPEW'S ELOQUENCE.
General Swaync then introduced Chaunccl

WI" "''' = " ~ ''''0 =,
General Swaync then introduced Chauhccy VI
Denou, in thc folIo,vino bonnv STYLE
~ ''e "~r ,h 5000 -, ohio ord
IL Is part OF he singular go9l fortune % W,do ,a s
particularly OF ohloan> III New 1oIk' Uat u cNcI u"H
results which seem uiccahe To the ,hlhsi,ns on o
IroG Gi n' MANI ed nxccIrni~. Of ndvdna char.
acter u ever to9G Inucnoc ~ 1iahoI nd tl. viTvc
10 iphse np,n thG nsoc, 81 n, nu wy bnc A.
once IN The more manifold bniance OF Ie Gnai3o ac
Of 1epew nt 1t S4oVye' u.s. G "n"] SS
q o Us O eassT quite ' cSpscve Of honor tSa
ule IuluIc Ha, III '"Tc, h's pov,t NV i h ,rn H.
wife. Continued applan~ej
Mr. Req return Is from I2h 10 N,W oF Ta L.
enc res Oh e uI, ~ !" mo ,isfoctorv home And
i ~ M go, 10 % hi J,vcIIInr berc like tLc cN.
i,tcpce Of his society is but a tribnte 20 the gn-
erosity Of the great City and commonwealth Of New.
Yor, IApplan,c1 We have our little fun: We IN.
d ,n nitI icsts that come we take the fun that
Is made Of US d,e eay cc,aTc ~ ,G e c,rsm
S tT hTanse the emulation has been generous
Ny, we snouu Jo IA n ,rIc"cn frs,m Yei Yori, Ap
oc,o,r =, which n" * one Ncv.York welcomes
Pr sorN ;volco,nn him ne h,jon ginc in n sense To-
him New York welcomes him mainly because D.,
leis; wv WI , Tc WV ,G nnirloH TIcr ,v,s
as MT. pcpewI Nn,'IH an" rI" n,,;, HIM w." "" ~
, o"eTGroii0ns fn III os iur,r II ever ne had
-, LIZ 20 a. noror o,d 10 Ia no G,rolou~od
lnsntr ~ INV, ~ thr va f,,,nd ., " S.lln,r
soon hciWaIu fnn, IL .nrIe Wa 'O'uT Su'" " c
~ a ~ ~ -. =. i,,.d H. d,init, n ,,,,btor
eleced ~ 700 $40" I" NV ~ TnIu. ,r..''' 49,
ana apphnse) ~ ls' lHeIcip'V, P'.,'"'H IN "'' .
saiy prccautlon i0f me 10 pIhl VT. R.P'" ,Oui, "
Won. yet think ] an peculiarly Phanh"o III 'hat
respect. " need be; Tor my "cnoH ol MN COS pi,n
10 DAYS at Yale College when th,Fe 'mc lfc "lr Iav
bright youth with Shf'Wu lac" anu Il hH"lN
eve who became The great master Of
our college politics. Tho ShreWd nee and the klndly
eve are e here. but those nariaS Happily arc nos
uncommon: they universal In this company.
Therefore, pecheps might suggest 10 you that In
those days, And YOU may recognize him. the d.
upgIshng characterize Of his appearance was me
abundant and excellent quality Of n, long hGht mar.
daughter ard applauscl Let me present TO Won thc
Honorable Chauncey VI. DepeW. theeIs ava up
plauseD
,, ~. Ill
M b'PcN t''"'
Mr. Chairman and Gentlemen: II T. not only q
Measure Lut a distinction 10 be here tonight ~ the
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-04-10

Ry,r,tbipg for the IA bic IN fine delicacles can
he found az PERCEVAL's STORES. All cold dshes
an hand and 10 order imported and domestic cheeses
oTtchokes nne provisions and hotel speciaues
sthave., near 'sth.st Branch 0th.aye near tithst
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-04-10
COL. MCCLURE FOR THE PRESS.

When the applause which followed Mr.. De
news remarks had subsidized. General Swayne in
troduced Colonel Mcclure as follows
TIE reason for the varied natonalites ascrlbed T.
Mr. Depcw Is certainly rot far 20 seek. II Is found
i'm the simple fact that there Is domccd IN New DIRK
and thcr. is dOmlcicd IN the United states. ma
tlouallty that does not claim him tAppladse.i Ilr
does not need 20 BE- born again 10 live within tho heart
Of all OhOan- In New YORK lApplhuscl IL may be- that
In some narrow sense he docs not belong
10 us Lut happily In the brondest and In the trues
sense il /. most really true that by large majority
wc all belong 70 him. Npplausc Mr.. Depcw has
turned our thoughts toward the occupation Of our
friend. and IL which, despite bis brilliant foreign
Continued on Third Page.
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DRESS GOODS.

IN THIS DEPARTMENT WE
ARE OFFERING ENCELLENT
VALUES AND MANY ENCLU-
SINE STYLES IN THE FOLLOW
ING NEW WEAVES
BiIlen Cloth, Cote Cheval,
Rroches, Bcdfords, FOu'c. Serges,
Cordurette, Mclangcs, C0teline,
Crepons, DiagOnals, OmDres'
Corduroys, Armures, CheviOts,
Ucuriettas, and Cashmcrcs.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-04-10

smith & Angels Black Hosiery Is Unsurpassed
ey color aud wearing qualities. Is The beat ana cheapest
"a sstsils d popular nriaess
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-04-10
MR.. FOSTER FOR TIE CABINET.

Secretary Foster had a hearty reception, ana
showed evident signs of improved health since
he last spoke in the same hall at the dinner oil
the St Patrck's Society lie said
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-04-10

SILK WAISTS.
FULL Waist or SURAH,
Wide picatiliD doiCn 'front.'
tmrn-Orer cOilnr With mar
ron pte0ting, Bidck, Cdrdt-
nal, ami Navy Btne 4.I4
San,e style IN STRIPED
CHINA SILK, pretfycot0Fs 4.S9
1isO IN WASH SILK -3.24
STRIPED CHINA SILK,
fuU bdck'. yOhe front, J0Oot
dOrn front OLA
FIGURED INDIA SILK,
fmched tn W0ist bHcH anu
'front.', dOubfe ptc0tin0 dOWn
trent to W0ist .. ia
URAU W1ISTS, Mched
AMI stitched to artist OdcH
AMI front, BiacE, Cardindt,
AMI Nary Blue exc
CH1NGEIBLE SURAH,
tuU back AMI 'front.', out
tOupd tn shOulder, finished
with widc piuked r"Hte 6.24
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entire basement OF new %
thrifty housekeeper.
CLOAKS.
FANCY SCOTCH nIXED BOX COATS
LARGE PEARL nUTTONs,
So. 80.
TAN nEppouD CORD REEFERs' sihN
LINED TIEEOuGHOiT.
S12.54.
w mThTGs :n.Ms AND FINE WHITE
PEARL. BUTTONS.
$685..
RLACK ENGLISH WIIP.COKD HEEf-
CRs, HALF SILK LINED
SLIGO.
T nM JACKETS
SIT.
BLACK CLAN DIAGONAL REFERS
HALF sILN LsfED,
$500.
NICELY TRIMMED,
SfO.S1.
LADIES' ALI WOOL FANCY CLoih
,EW fiARKETs,s SATIN FiCENGs,
$500.
PEASANT COATS. NICELY TRIMMED, IN
TAN NAVY, AND BLA<A,
1911.
SILKS.
. 1000 ,d. of 2S-inch BLACK JAPANESE
IIAHIyAI SILK. usually sold mt oiOo PER y"
Onr price 69c.
1000 yti- OF 23-inch LYONS BLACK sIHAh'
cost 65c. to import.
Our price i3c.
10000 ,d. ofPRINTED INDIA SILK, sub
.tnn,inI cloth, full ,: Inches wide, princip"Ip
Rlnek Grounds with neat aud pretty deris"''
generally sold at 500 per yard,
Our pric" Goc.
600 ,d. Of pRIsTED ILLUuINATED
SILKS, cost 81 30 20 import
Oar price 0Oc.
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=. II, MACY e CO.
Sixth Avenue, 18th to 18th St.

During the last NEW LADIES' PAKLoK ano xooM
avail the genuine bargains offered in the other
Our narged NEW Millinery CLOAK SILK and DRESS
continue favor with ladies' VINO oee 10 BUY
first SAMPLES Of new styles POPULAR PRICES.
EEnNISHlMC Department. extended to embrace the
Of new budng repete with everything required by the
nxh vh0,sek
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and am glad 10 let you know what IL has done for me'
MRS. WILLIAM LoHR. Iol Van Buren, Street. Free.
port III.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-12-22

revealed mere confused the sight. The
ship lay over; with her broadside te Shs
sea; the dark heave Of swell burst
against the bilge and recoiled in milk
that flung dim sheen upon the atmos-
phere of the night, making the quietly
Tapping sails glance out. It was very
thick, there was nothing OF the land to
be seen. The carpenter was sounding
over the side and I heard him baWl out
the depth; but there was no depth. The
Biddy McDougal was hard and fast upon
the African strand, with Parftt and
Wilson yelling out contradictory orders
and Punch bawling to his men to obey
him and nobody else.
just before daylight the weather
cleared. Dawn disclosed the high coast
along our starboard beam and gathered
from the tempestuous discourse of the
three captains that we had gone ashore
somewhere near Cape Hsnglio and San
down Bay. proving that though Capt.
Parfitt's calculations had come nearest
the truth, all three men had been heav-
lily out in their reckoning.
Scarcely had the sun risen when a
gun-boat hove in sight, bound from the
eastward to Simon's Town. She sighted
our ship ashore and sent boats. I was
heartily glad to get aboard of her.
Capt. Parfftt and five of the crew
also went aboard; but old Punch de-
clined to leave the neighborhood of the
vessel. He said that there was no i'm
mediate danger, that he would go ashore
and make shift under canvas until as
sistance should be sent from Capetown.
Wilson remained with him.
The ship was ultimately got of, and
navigated to England by Wilson and
Capt. Punch in the cabin; but by that
time I received my luggage from the
hold of the Biddy McDougal, had trans
ferred it to another vessel, and was
abreast of Ascension on my way to
England.
find something heroic in the fancy of
Punch's gout-ridden shape camping it
out abreast Of the stranded vessel, whose
situation he wholly though improperly
attributed to Parfitt's ignorance as a
mariner. So far as passengers are con-
cerned, perhaps there is no great matter
of moral to be gathered from this brief
narrative; yet, even in these advanced
seafaring times ships may be found at
sea with more than one commander,
though one only has any claim to the
title. Will any shipmaster tell me that
among his passengers he does not oc-
casionally meet with a nautical man
sometimes a yachtsman and sometimes
a naval oficer-Who has the highest
possible opinion of his own judgment
and who will lose no opportunity of Civ
ing his opinion and vexing the soul of
the legitimate skipper by impertinent
criticism, by offers Of help and by down
right counsel. Intending passengers
will do well sometimes, perhaps, to in
quire before embarking how many cap
tains are going in charge of the ship.
THE END.
Copyrighted by the Authors Alliance. All
rights reserved
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-12-22
CHAPTER u.-contInued.

That very same day I remember-I
mean that day on which the quarrel at
the table happened-Mr. Wilson came
on deck while Capt. Parf1tt was pacing
the weatherside, keeping lookout, and
With an air Of aggression stared into
the compass, then looked alOof, also
very aggEessively, and then sent his
eyes around the sea line, making a mo-
ton with his head that was offensive
with its suggestion of criticism Pres
emily, taking his stand abreast the miz-
zenmast to leeward, he asked the man
at the wheel how the ships head was
The fellow replied.
Let her come to three-quarters of a
point" called out Nh. Wilson. And,
Capt. Parftt, you will be SO good as to
trim sail >"
Keep her as she goes!" roared
Parfitt
you are making too much westing, /"
exclaimed Mr.. Wilson.
Leave the deck, sirl" bawled Parfitt
BY what chart are you sailing, I
should like to know" sneered Mr.. Will
son. Why, damme, man, we aren' t
bound to Madras"
An angry quarrel followed, a mere
ARRAY of words. indeed, but it was hard
to guess at what instant the blow would
come, with a long and shameful
scu1ie on top of 1t. The sailors forward
stood staring aft. thoroughly enjoying
the spectacle of the two men gesticu-
lattng and bawling at each other. Press
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-12-22

and indicated the course with a square
numb, occasionally pounding the chart
with his fist until the deck echoed again
to the blows whenever Capt. Punch
laughed or shook his head or uttered
any observation that was distasteful to
Capt Parfitt
left them disputing and walked some
distance forward to smoke pipe. After
q while Capt. Parfitt left the deck, tax
ing his chart below with him, and some
what later Capt Punch was borne into
the cabin by the two sailors. When Mr..
Wilson found himself alone he stepped
over to the wheel, and guessed by the
tWirl which the man at the helm gave
the spokes that Mr.. Wilson had shifted
the course.
This, indeed, proved the case. Scarce
IL had ten minutes elapsed when Capt.
Punch's servant arrived on deck and
called out to Mr.. Wilson:
The Capt'n's orders are that the ship
is to be brought to the course which she
was steering when he was carried be-
low.
MY compliments to Capt. Punch, :"
answered Mr.. Wilson, and tell him he
has given me charge of this vessel, and
that I'm not going to learn navigation
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-12-22
CALLED IN A BURGLAR.
He Opened a Subtreasury Vault tn
Ban1ed LOcksmIth Experts.


About six months ago an order ar
rived at the subtreasury directing the
Treasurer to have all the time locks
on the vaults cleaned, says the San
Francisco Chronicle. Among those
that were taken out was one on a re-
serve vault containing S12, 900, 900 in
silver. From the lock on the door to
this vault the locksmith took only
such parts as needed to be cleaned,
leaving the rest in the door. When
the vault was closed the tumblers
fell into their places, the "catch" of
the time lock, or that part that was
left, caught all right, and the door
was securely locked-so securely
locked, in fact, that it was found i'm
possible to open it again, for the part
of the time lock that should release
the catch on the inside was outside in
the hands of the locksmith. The
combination knob was turned this
way and that, and everything that
would in any way tend to loosen the
bolt was done, but to no effect. The
locksmith even went so far as to put
a plank against the door and pound
away with a sledge in the hope that
something would give way, but still
the door remained securely closed,
and as there was really no necessity
to open the vault the treasury seal
was placed on the door and things re-
manned as they were. 1t became ap-
parent that something had to be
done, however, and it having been
learned that BILLY" Ensign was in
town, he was hunted up. Ensign is
the well-known craftsman whose
ability to pick locks has more than
once landed him in prison, and the
propriety of calling him in was con
sidered at some length before it was
decided to resort to his skill. "Billy"
went into the subtreasury and at
once set to work. He tinkered with
the combination knob for a while, and
then, getting down to business, put
his ear against the door and began
slowly to turn the knob back and
forth, listening to the clicks Of the
tumblers as they fell into their
places. How he did it no one Of the
bystanders could determine, but it is
certain that his manipulation of the
knob affected the time lock in some
way, for he suddenly Strengthened up,
grabbed the lever that moves the
steel bolts, and giving it quick,
sharp jerk, the door swung open be-
fore the astonished clerks. Ensign
knew nothing about the lock when
he started in to open the door, and
all Treasurer Jackson could say was:
"He's a wizard.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-12-22

Bob Ingersoll said in Chicago the other.
night. ST want to live until I find an aristoc-
racy of honesty, of generosity; an aristocra-
cy of intelligence, an aristocracy of heart
and brain. I am sick of the old kind. I
want liberty for every man. do not be-
lieye IN the law of supply and demand as sp-
piled to flesh and food. If they who toll can
not have some of the good things of this
world. then do not want anybody TO have
them. Much of our happiness depends upon
the condition of our stomach. No man with
a good digestion can be long unhappy. he
can have a good digestion if he takes the
Laxative Gum Drops. One after each meal.
Two or three at night. Get them of any
dealer. Small boxes ten cents, large size
twenty-five cents.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-12-22

THE greatest mind, like the sweet
est fruit, will generally be found to
contain a serious blemish. Frederick
the Great was half-crazy barbarian,
Goldsmith is said to have written
like an angel and talked like fool,
CoWper was known as the mad poet,
Volt2ire's vanity made him the
laughing stock of Europe, William
Pitt had pitiful weakness for tragic
poses, Byron was cursed by morbid
sensitiveness, Swift died at the top,
Dante and Petrarch were made great
by unsuccessful love affairs, Dickens
dressed like a tin-horn gambler. and
talked like an egotistical boor, Car
lyle was a hypochondriac, NoValis
was half a mailman, and Poe two
thirds lunatic.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-12-22

A Story of the Sea.
BY W. CLARK RUSSELL.

at my time Of life from any man alive,
be his name Parf1tt. or be his name
Punch, or be his name Judy, by thun-
derl"
This insolent speech reached the ears
Of Capt. Punch, who was below in the
cabin under the skylight, which lay wide
open. The roar that followed was that of
late, however. The sea words the old
fellow employed were so much to the
purpose that Mr.. Wilson, coming to the
skylight, cried down:
Its all right, sir; it's all right, dom
excite yourself, and he then audibly
directed the man at the wheel to bring
the ship to the course commanded by
Capt. Punch
Twas astonished to find Mr.. Wilson
acting in opposition to Capt Punch He
had shipped as Punch's first mate, and
Punch was indisputably his chief, how
ever Parf1tt might have stood in this
complicated business. But I speedily
discovered that Mr.. Wilson was an eX-
Taordinarlly conceited and very bad
tempered man. He guessed that old
Punch was not going to improve in
health, and so, since Punch had made
him master Of the ship, he was clearly
costs, in defiance even Of Punch him
self.
All three men had notions of their own
as to the course to be steered. One was
always something to the eastward or
something to the southwark OF the
others. Capt. Punch had a tell-tale
compass in his cabin and when he was
too III with the govt to be carried on
deck he would sepd his servant to the
man at the wheel with instructions to
luff or to let her go OFF as it might hap
pen. But these alterations in the direc-
ton pursued by the ship he was able to
contrive to his own satisfaction only
when the carpenter happened to have
the watch, for If an order came from
Punch when Capt. Parfitt or Mr.. Wilson
was on deck 1t was instantly counter
manded, with the result that when the
captains met in the cabin they would
quarrel wildly for an hour at a time,
threatening one another with the law,
sneering at one another's experience,
often clinching fists, indeed, and on
more than one occasion very nearly
coming to blows.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-12-22

entity, up through the hatch came Capt.
Punch, borne by brace of sailors. who
struggled up the steep companion steps
with purple faces, painting and blowing,
while Punch sat holding on tightly and
cursing the builder of the ship for con-
structing a companion way that gave
man no room to turn in.
What is it all about?" shouted the old
fellow as his bearers dumped him down
upon the deck.
~The ships being headed for Madras.
cried Mr.. Wilson with a contemptuous
laugh.
He's a liar. and he knows he's a
liar, said Parfitt.
You're making too westerly a course
to suit me, exclaimed Capt. Punch,
and he ordered the man at the wheel to
shift the helm by a spoke or two.
Dye suppose" cried Capt. Parftt,
approaching Capt. Punch close, and
snoring his words into the old seaman
jolly, round. brick-red face, that I've
taken charge of this sugar-box to learn
navigation from your"
i amt deaf-keep your distance, :"
responded Capt. Punch. This sugar
box is going to get home, and don't
mean to let you put her ashore, betwixt
this and the London docks, and so tell
ZEE. I've heard of navigators, you must
know, whose reckoning by account has
landed them by four degrees Of longi-
tude inland-same thing may happen
with some folks sextants. My course
is your course, and you'll please to stick
to it."
There's not even yet southing
enough, said Mr.. Wilson.
Yes. there is" cried Capt Punch,
you don't want to teach me navigation,
do 'ee?"
Capt. Parhtt rushed into the cabin
and returned with a chart, which he
laid open on the deck at Capt. Punch's
feet. He then went down on his knees
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-12-22

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Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-12-22

'.My wife is a singularly ingenious WON;
an" remarked the married man. Indeed"
said the bachelor, with languid effort at
interest. Indeed, I assure you. 1t was
only yesterday that she found new place to
hide my slippers"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-12-22

now grew sensible OF somebody just in
front of me painting heavily, and from
time to time groaning. It was Capt.
Punch, in whom the agony and helpless
ness of the govt had been temporarily
conquered by wra h and terror. He
reached the deck unaided and fell a-roar-
ing. There was little to be seen. Here
and there a man held a lantern. but the
light was feeble and the illumination
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-12-22

Little Brother: Do you do your own wash
ing, Mr.. De Straight? Mr.. De S.: No, my
boy: why do you ask? L B.: Because
Mr.. Crafts, Sues other fellow, says that
you put everything in soak.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-12-22

Hylo: What makes you think he Is q man
of such remarkable courage? Sledge: I've
seen him smoke a half.dozen cigars his wife
gave him for a birthday present without
swearing.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-12-22

'Jones is a very gay fellow. indeed, pretty
Wild, but he has one redeeming quality about
him. ''What is that?'' 'tHe always man
ages to get his overcoat by the time cold
weather sets in"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-12-22

Between the acts: Well, what do you
think of it? Oh, it's about as broad as it Is
long.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-12-22

She: I saw somebody this morning 70
whom you have great admiration. He
You did, Ell? 1 guess you must have looked
in the mirror.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-12-22

Beryl: Do You think the audience noticed
that song sung so badly? Mabel: Which?
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-12-22

ST fioated out with the tied," as the bes
man explained when asked how he came {,
have rice in his hair.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-12-22

SIT was taken from me by fours," ex
planned the man who had lost his money al
poker.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-12-22

Mr.. Staylate: Is your sister expecting
me tonight? Tommy; I guess SO. She
been sleeping all day.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-12-22

SUNSHINE
comes, no matter how
dark the clouds are, when
the woman who Is borne
down by woman's troubles
turns to DR.. Pierce's Fav-
orite Prescription. If her
life is made gloomy by the
chronic weaknesses, deli
cate arrangements, and
painful disorders that af-
flict her sex, they are COM
pletely cured. If she's
overworked, nervous, or
rundown" she has new
life and strength.
"Favorite Prescription"
is a powerful, invigorating
tonic and a soothing and
strengthening nervin 9,
purely vegetable, perfectly
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-12-22
SUNSHINE

The man who drills wells may be a very
pleasant person, but still he's an awful bore.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-12-22

Stealing march is not larceny any M ore
than firing peddler is arson.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-12-22

A WALLPAPER trust is announced.
This is bordering on the intolerable.