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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-09
"CAGLIOSTRO" KELLEY.

The New York legislature is attack
ing the bichloride of gold cure. Here
is chance for reciprocity to prove its
worth Let the bichloride tackle the
New York poIiticians.-Ch Mail.
sDr. Keeley, of Dwight. H., was a
caller at the White house yesterday"
says Washington dispatch. The doc
tor evidently is on the trail of Andrew
Carnegie'S gift to President Harrison
Chicago Mail.
DR.. Leslie E. Kelley, in keeping the
ball rolling concerning his bichloride of
gold cure for drunkenness, etc, seems
to be getting nearer to the perpetual
motion idea than he of the motor fame
and name.-Baltimor American.
Mr.. Kelley has sobered up a number
of drunken people in this country; but
that he has actually destroyed liquor
appetite can only be demonstrated by
the number of persons whom his nos
trums have physically destroyed
York Advertiser.
1t is related of Cagliostro Kelley that,
although he is making $500, 900 a year
from his alleged gold cure" he still
shayes himself. And we may remark
that in making 100000 year he also
shaveS great many poor dupeS with
his worthless dope.-NeW York Adver-
tiSer.
What this substance is has not yet
been definitely determined, and DR..
Kelley refuses to divulge its elements.
That it leaves patients in an extremely
nervous condition and that fatalities
have followed shortly upon the heels of
its administration are inconteSta BILE
truthS.-NeW York Herald.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-09
A SIGNIFICANT ADMISSION.

From the administration observa-
tories the party skies seem luminous
with the name of HARRISON as the
Minneapolis outcome. His nomination
is probable. but it seems to ALGER,
BLAIR and good many others that
there is a chance for them. 1t is one
of the incidents of the present situation
that men who would not easily be taken
for the presidential measure are de-
claring themselves seekers for the posi-
ton. They are as explicit as if they
were in pursuit OF appointments with
large salaries and light duties as a
means of subsistence. They do not
share the old-faShioned notion that the
presidency is position that should be
allowed to seek its incumbent.
The only interest that attaches to the
candidacy of BLAIR, the ex-senator from
New Hampshire, is in the motive be
assigns for it. He was given the mis-
sion to China by HARRISON, and is per-
sonalIy friendly to him. But in an in
terview he expresses the opinion that
HARRISON will have no chance of an
election if nominated. He will be un-
able to carry Indiana, New York or New
Hampshire. Modesty, of course, re-
strains the gentleman from naming the
Republican who can do better. 1t is
significant that so prominent Repub-
lican should be willing to be quoted as
seeing no chance for the election of
HARRISON if nominated, in spite of all
the aid anticipated from un wise action
on the part of the Democrats.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-09
AN UNTIMELY MEASURE.

The passage of the BLAND bill in the
house. against the unanimous protest of
the Northern states that the Democrats
must carry to succeed at the election,
does not impress one as an evidence of
political sagacity. 1t is conceded that
the measure will be killed at the White
house if it should get through the sem
ate. Nothing, then, would there be
gained for the cause of free silver, and
the Democratic strength would be weak
ened at vital points. Should the forcing
of the question to the front in the cam
paign result in the election of HARRI-
SON, the advantage to the persistent
cause would not be manifest. But the
passage of this bill in the house will nat
urally compel the party to nominate
for president some man who stands by
his record and opinions for the views of
the doubtful states of the East. The
Democratic convention in Rhode Island
few days ago resolved in favor of hay
ing all currency and money of equal
value. 1t votes next month, and, if the
Democrats carry it on that declaration,
it will intensity the similar feeling in
other Eastern states. If there is politi-
cal advantage to be obtained by press
ing the bill before the house at this
time, it is not visible to the unaided and
impartial vision.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-09
DAKOTA PRACTICE.

The decree in the case of the Baroness
DE STUERs proves that the divorce
courts of South Dakota are not wholly
without their merits. For one thing,
they have the merit of uniformity. The
plaintiff always wins and the defendant
always gets roasted" This eliminates
one of the most disagreeable features
which attach to litigation in the ave-
rage form. If it were not for the un-
certainty of the outcome the business of
lawyers would be much larger than
it is. But very juicy causes of ac-
ton are allowed to outlaw because their
owners hesitate to run the chances of
defeat. The tribunals of our sister state
dre right in frowning on this state of
affairs. The saying has heretofore been
that lawsuit is lottery. A lottery is
a form of gambling, and gambling is
immoral. The divorce courts of South
Dakota have no stomach for i'm
morality. and they have therefore
reduced the trial of causes to the form
of an exact science. The whole thing
is now as capable Of accurate solution
as a problem in quadratic equations.
The judges were at first divided as to
whether the prevailing party ought be
always the plaintiff or always the defend
ant. Some contended for the defendant,
because this would discourage litigation
and reduce work f0r the bench. But i'll
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-09
DANA AND HIS SUN.

Editor Dana seems to have stepped on
the tail of Ayers presidential kite
Chicago Mail.
Dana says that the "true ring of '76"
will be heard in the Chicago convention.
Do you really mean to intimate, colonel,
that Hill will be rung d0wn?-Detroit
Free Press.
The New York Sun does not shine on
the worlds fair worth cent. Still the
probabilities are that Chicago will get
S., 900, 900 from congress just the same.
Chicago Inter Ocean.
Uncle Dana is still using the knife
Steve ElkinS lent him, but as the first
stab from behind settled Alger, Uncle
Dana is guilty of supererogation i'll his
zeal to asSasSinate HarriSon'S opponents.
st. Louis Republic.
Charles A. Dana is still fighting the
worlds fair. Mr.. Dana's candidate for
Presidents getting so many hard knocks
that the old man must fight something.
Therefore he selects something he can't
hurt.-Chicago Inter Ocean.
Cutandslash Dana may have some
ideas, but, like the occupants of Noah's
ark, there is but one of kind Lincoln
rs said to have watched colt tearing
around pasture lot, kicking and
switching like all possessed. The mar
tyred president was never able to deter
mine satisfactorily whether that colt
was kicking at his switches or switching
at his kicks. Col. Dana is just such an
old colt.-Detroit Free Press.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-09
ROMANCE AND TRAGEDY.
A Mother Stabs Her Son to Death
UnWittingIy.

A Mother Slabs Her Son to Death
UnwittingIy.
SANTA FE, March 6.-Rodrigo Mar
tinez, a miner Just returned from
long stay in Old Mexico, was stabbed
to the heart by his mother
last evening. Some years acc
Rodrigo Martinez went to Old Mexico
to make his fortune in mining, leaving
behind mother and a sweetheart to
whom ne promised to return and marry
when his fortune was made. George
Hallston, when Martinez left, loved the
latter'S betrothed, but before making
known his love to her he brought the
mother and sweetheart the news that
Martinez had been killed in a fight.
The girl, however, refused to marry
him.
To make sure that Martinez would
never return he had the news reach
him that his mother was dead and the
girl married. Martinez returned to his
native town, however, to find his sweet
heart unmarried and his mother alive.
About the first man he met was his
supposed friend Hallston. The latter
persuaded him to visit his mother in
disguise. While he was Disgusting
himself his rival ran to the mothers
house and said he would bring the
slayer of her son to her in few
minutes and that she should kill the
rascal.
When Rodrigo entered, the enraged
old woman bounced upon him aud
stabbed him to the heart. A moment
later she found her mistake. Raving
mad, she cut ner throat. Hallston was
set upon by the sweetheart OF Martinez,
Nut PScanpd
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-09

answer it was pointed out that this
might be carried too far; and, If there
were. no lawsuits, the granger legisla-
lures, in spirit of thrift, might see to
it that there were no courts, A natural
affection for their salaries settled the
matter. Their decision, too. was quite
right. If either side deserves especial
consideration, it IS the plaintiff. If it
were not for the plaintiffs there would
be no cases. They start the thing, and
the spoils properly belong to them. This
view also has the support of precedent.
A similar practice has long prevailed i'll
the Justice courts of Minnesota. Before
a justice of the peace the plaintiff al
ways wins, because if he does not the
justice can collect no fees. Morality,
good sense and the authorities therefore
combine to establish the wisdom and
correctness of the rule the South Dakota
juriStS have adopted.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-09
JOEL P. HEATWOLE.

Joel P. Heatwole gains in favor as a
candidate for governor as his name is
scussed.-Hubbard County Enter
prise.
1t is little unfortunate for Joel Heat
wole that he is "outof politics" as some
of the boys are saying some nice things
about him in connection with the Re-
publican gubernatoral nomination
Sherburne Star-NeWs.
Joel Heatwole is in position which
few men have ever attained in state
politics at least. He could be elected
governor of Minnesota with little effort
by simply saying he would accept the
honor if offered to him.-Brown'S Val
ley Footprints.
The Heron Lake News predicts that
joel P HeatWole will have seventy-five
votes on the first ballot when the Re-
publican state convention nominateS
its candidate for governor.-St. Peter
Herald. Joel could easily have double
that number at least if he were not SO
coy.-Martin County Sentinel.
The editor of the Mortified News,
Joel p. HeatWole, has been mentioned
several times lately for governor. We
do not believe the Republican party
would make any mistake if they placed
Joel right in the gubernatiorial chair !;
but then, you know, availability some
times knocks ability silly. = Lincoln
County journal.
There are quite a number Of people
who think that Joel P. Heatwole, editor
of the Northtield News and chairman
of the Republican state central COM
,mittee. would fill the governors chair in
a very satisfactory manner. Joel would
probably get the support of large
number Of the newspapers. -Litchfield
Review.
Joel P. Heatwole, of the Mortified
News, is being pushed by some of his
editorial brethren for governor. but as
he has time and again declared himself
out of politics he will undoubtedly not
try for the nomination. The editors of
the state are all anxious to do some
thing for their illustrious brother and
would be only too glad to support him
for any position from congressman to
United States senator. Make your
wish known in time, Joel, and We'll
stand by you to man.-Sibley County
Enterprise.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-09

of the party, but their faith in the bold
asserter of his convictions is of the stall
wart order. If 1t is deemed impolitic to
nominate CLEVELAND, they will in
sist npon a Western man. South
Dakota is more clearly for CLEvE-
LAND than North Dakota. Some in
the latter state had bad taste
in the mouth over the selection of a ter
ritorial governor to succeed PIERCE.
The Individual disappeared when state
hood was attained, and his name is
feebly remembered, yet some i'll the
state refuse to forgive possible error.
Still, there is little reason to doubt that
the delegation, whether instructed or
not, will be extremely friendly to the
last president elected by the Democrats.
Gov. BoIEs is somewhat known in South
Dakota. and has many friends, but they
would be contented to see him take the
second place OIL the ticket.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-09
COMICAL FANCIES.

Called you freckled idiot? How alb
surdl Why, you are not freckled Fun.
1t is a mistaken idea that loud talk
gives tone to society.-Boston Tran
script.
a pickpocket must learn his business.
He cannot succeed until he gets his
hand in.-Picayune.
The man who has no business of his
own to attend to always goes to bed
tired. Rams Horn.
You can't argue with woman; the
best thing you can do is to let her argue
with you.-Elmira Gazette.
A mans hand and his fist are identi-
CAL it makes considerable difference
which is shaken.-Union County Stand
ard.
In presenting roseate pictures of the
situation politician should refrain
from drawing on his imagination
Washington Star.
French duels with the small sword
are seldom illustrated with cuts, ex-
cept in the papers next morning.-Sa-
vannah News.
It's another indication of the equaliz-
ing influences of this glorious country
that woman's social position doesn't
always affect her standing in horse
ar-PhiIadelphia Times.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-09
ALEADERLEss CONGREss.

The persistence of the silver agita-
ton has brought Mr.. BLAND. of Mis-
souri,. into great prominence before the
country as the chief captain in the free
coinage army. He is middle-aged
man. thlck-set, heavy bearded, of farm
er-like carriage, with dull eyes and
protruding jaws. His face shows that
he has determination, which is one
of the qualities of leadership. But
he lacks craft, tact, responsiveness,
breadth. He has a following because
he is the most experienced exponent OF
a popular cause. But he is all inatfect-
i've speaker, writer of confused and
involved English. and with none of the
personal attractions which would win
opeD-minded men to his side. His
method of combat is naturally to coeree,
not to convince. 1t is curious fact
that the great currency fight is waglng
so vigorously, and yet that no master
mind directs its movements.
This is true, however, of everything
that is doing in the present congress.
1t is composed for the most part of re-
spectacle men, with no conspicuous
abilities, deficient in clear conceptions
of wisdom and expediency, reluctant to
be guided because uncertain Of the goal
to which any proffered path may lead.
The only hope for body like this rests
in the presence of leaders of mastertul
personality, possessed of the power to
command attention and inspire conf
dence. Unfortunately, neither the ma
jOrity nor the minority boasts any such
at the present session. Mr.. MILLS
stands back. and is handicapped in any
event by i'll health. Mr.. SPRINGER,
famous for his adroitness and infinite
in resources, has been lying at deaths
door, and will participate no further in
the proceedings of the house. Mr.. Nc
MMLIN, the BRECKENRIDGEs, Mr..
COCHRAN have regulations as forceful
takers; but there is no JOHN G. CAR
Isle or SAMUEL }. RANDALL to raise
his voice and have it listened to because
it is his.
The situation is very similar to that
which was experienced year ago in
the lower branch of our own legis-
lature. There was the most unques-
toned need for leadership, and at the
same time the duties of leader were
doubly difficult. A disciplined army
responds readily to the orders of those
in authority. Raw recruits do not APP
preciate the value of subordination,
and when they sit i'll the halls of con-
gress their elevation makes them tena-
ciouS of their own opinions. Unless
out of the turmoil some man energies
fit to take the lead of affairs. we shall
have a wasted session. A wasted ses-
sion at this time means serious results
for the Democracy. The GLOBE hopes
that something will be doue to avert
such a calamity, before it is too late.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-09
TOnAY,s WEATHER.

WASHINGTON, March s = For Wisconsin:
Increasing cloudiness and rain: south shift
ing winds, and a probable cold wave by
Thursday morning. For Iowa and Mime
Sofa: Threatening weather, with rain or
snow; northwest winds and a cold wave.
For North Dakota: Fair, preceded by snow
in east portion; north winds; colder with a
cold wave in southeast portion. For Mon
1ana: Colder; north winds and local snow.
For South Dakota: Fair, preceded i'll east
ern portion by SHOWS; high north winds, with
Il cold wave.
GENERAL OBSERVATIONS.
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULT-
URE, WEATHER BUREAU, WASHINGTON, March
2, 6:4S D. m. Local Time p m. 10Th Merid
ian me.--Observations taken at the same
moment of time at all stations.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-09
BIG TUNNEL FAILURE.
The Chicago Undertaking Con-
demned by Experts.

CHICAGO. March s.-The immense
tunnel extending out four miles under
Lake Michigan. and large enough to
drive team of horses through, which
has been built for the purpose
of increasing Chicago's water supply,
has been pronounced failure. 1t will,
the engineers estimate, take thousands
Of dollars to put the tunnel in a safe
and proper condition. 1t is recon-
mended that more thorough investiga-
ton be at once made, the present hav-
ing been but an incomplete one, owing
to the short space of time given in
which to report to the council.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-09
THE DAKoTAs, TOO.

The Democrats in the Dakotas are
perhaps not quite so unanimous for the
nomination Of CLEVELAND as in Min
nesota, but the tone of the local press
and the utterances of prominent men
indicate that, if any Eastern man is
named, it will be the ex-president.
There is little disposition apparent to
put personal preference before the good
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-09
Maryland Preferences.

BALTIMORE, March IA daily paper
publishes the personal presidential
preferences of ninety-six editors of
Maryland, Virginia and West Virginia.
The Maryland Democrats were divided
as follows: Cleveland, Is; German, s.;
Hill, /. Virginia Democrats: CIeve-
land, II; Hill, S; Boes. l. West Vir-
ginia Democrats: Cleveland, 4; Hill. q;
German, 1; Boies. l. Total for Cleve-
land in the three states was 50. The
Republican preferences were mainly
for Harrison,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-09
DRIVEN TO SUICIDE.
A Farmer Inventor Takes His Own
Life

CHICAGO, March 8.-A more than Or
binary distressing suicide is laid by the
dead mans friends at the door
of the National COrdage company
and its monop0listic methods. This
evening Farmer Reed Williams shot
himself through the heart in the pres
ence of his wife at their home. Two
years ago Williams invented a method
of making paper Irvine and sold to the
Deerng company the right to use hio in
vention for the manufacture of binding
Irvine. 1t is alleged that Williams
then endeavored to form a stock
company for the manufacture of Irvine
for other purposes. but was continually
harrassed and circumyeuted in his
efforts by the agents of the Ma
tional Cordage company, who, it is
said, succeeded in breaking up every
plan he formed for the establishment OF
a twine manufacturing plant. For two
years Williams fought against over
whelmIng odds and gradually grew
more and more respondent until during
the last few days he has been a victim
of melancholia, and tonight became a
raYing maniac.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-09
Joe Tanner Is No More.

Arkansas Thomas Cat.
The citizens of Hoxie, Ark, will be
panied to learn that Joe Tanner, who
had four saloons wrecked at that place
during the campaign of 'SS. aud who
sunk his wife'S fortune in campaign
torches, is now in a land where torches
are no good. Overcome by dull mar
kef, financial depression and a. re-
served central committee, he ate a pack
age of Rough on Rats and passed up the
fume. He is now at rest over yonder.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-09
MIGRATION 70 CANADA.

1t would be presumed to be unprofit-
able labor the present season to induce
farmers to migrate from Northern Min
neSota and the DakotaS to the Canadian
preserves. Good crops were almost uni
versal on this side Of the line last sea-
son, and the prospects for the future
could not we'll be more cheerful. View
ing the situation simply from its ma
terial features, without any mixture of
sentiment, the advantages seem to be
about all on the United States side.
Then, when one comes to compare the
political and national proportions of the
two countries, the smallest modicum
of pride would give the pref
erence to the great republic. The
situation, then, would not be likely to
remunerate immigration efforts put
forth by our Canadian neighbors. But
there are peculiar people scattered
about this, as we'll as other lands.l and
some have actually been induced to mi
crate from these glorious states of the
Northwest to the provinces further
north. There were few of the best
counties in South Dakota, like Brown,
of which Aberdeen is the capital, tnat
did not share in the prosperity of
abundant crops. In these few coun-
ties the emissaries from the eager
Canadian land have labored most eff
fectiveIy. The efforts being put forth
are systematic, and backed by high in
fluences. A publication at Aberdeen.
presumably for requited reasons, has
been devoting page to the Canadian
Northwest, portraying its alleged re-
sources and attractions. A writer at
Ottawa quite recently has this state
ment:
THE department of agriculture has de-
cided, in view of the success which attende d
| the immigration movement from the Dakotas
| last year, to renew the propaganda vigor-
ously this year. Opera tons. however. will
| not be confined to the Dakotas, for it has
| been decided to carry on an active campaign
| in the border states of Michigan and Mime
! sofa as well. The object of the movement is
! to furnish all possible information as to the
| resources of the Canadian wheat-growing
| belt lands available for occupation. and the
| most direct and cheapest routes to travel
1 thither from the states mentioned"
What the Immigration movement
from Dakota last year" to Canada
! amounted to is not definitely stated,
but it probably was not very important.
| 1t is not reported that any section has
observed numerous footmarks leading
in that direction. The Canadian cen
sus taken not long since caused wall
in that land at its meager showing.
The increase of population was less
than the birth rate alone should fur
nish, the laboriously sought immigra
ton from the old world disappearing
across the line. But the tendencies are
not toward the North pole. There may
be much fertile land up there, but the
climatic conditions are not inviting. By
and by, after the population becomes
intentionally dense in Minnesota and
the Dakotas, and Canada comes into the
Union, there will be movements in that
direction, but no inducements now to
be seen are likely to have much effect.
Even the flow from that side to this
will not be greatly checked.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-09
An Ohio Town Terribly. Excited
and in Fear.

SPRINGFIELD, o., March s.-Tais city,
particularly the East end, is all excite
ment and terror over the terrible results
of the rabid raid of mad dog last
evening, which bit at least four people
and twenty dogs. The police this even
ing are slaughtering dogs by the whole
sale, and the people are clinging to
their houses and are afraid to stir out.
A lad named Dunn, who was Bitten is
in a critical condition from fright, and
his leg is badly swollen. Its the biggest
scare of the year.