Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-08-28
PURELY FEMININE.
a BLONDE AND A BRUNETTE DISCUSS AN
INTERESTING
lau'' Matter, Which Men as Well as Women May
mead With Plsasurs-Faneiss Of Fashion
and Entertaining Small Talk For and
Oo1csrning Womsn-Why Russian
Women Commit Grimes.

The blonde said to the brunette:
Why is IL that the newspapers are
always askiag how TO retain the Suec-
lions of 3 man, aud what woman looks
best In bathing?"
And the brunette answered: "Well,
suppose it is because thpSe two Ques-
lions are Of the most interest TO man
Kind, as newspapers are written Tor
them"
Il think" said the blonde, and real
~, when you looked at the shape OF her
head, you credited her with some think
Ing power. ~ think IL is because as a
nation we American women are not
afectioDate. An American man doesn't
want violent yelling, passionate love
that throws the furniture out OF the
window because he has looked at
another woman, such love as
an Italian would give him, nor
does he particularly yearn for the sleek,
cat-like appreciation OF the French wo-
man, who is carrying on another affair
at the same time; but what he likes IL
affection. He likes TO come home and
be called "dear." Over pleasant lit
tie dinner, when they are by them
selves, and when the maid has gone cut
TO get the salad, he likes his wife to
jump up and kiss him, and Tell nun
how much the oldest boz, who Is the
handsomest Of the lot, looks like him.
lie likes to DO made much OF; he likes
tonays = sort OF ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
survey feeling, and l wonder more
American women don't give II TO him,
FOR a'little goes such a great ways with
him. Now the Englishman Is entirely
different; IL iSny house, Tlgchudren and
RI wife, and If my wife dares 20 think
there's any man in the world as great
as he it, she is pretty apt 20 get that
idea knocked out of her either mentally
or physically. You say sometimes
woman don't feel like this-well, 1t Is
her business to. l always remember
that thing that Ada Rehan played
where she talked so beautifully about
thv husband being thy lord, thy life,
thy keeper; one who cares for thee and
thy maintenance; cOm mits his body both
10 land add sea while thou lest warm
at home serene and safe, and claims no
other tribute NJ thy hands than love.
fair looks, and true obedience. Or
course. none OF Our husbands stand in
anv greater danger than being chewed
ND by the bulls and bears, but still we
are more or less serene, and safe 20 give
him the love and fair looks, and he
would never ask a word about the true
obedience. At least that IS what 1
think"
Eyes" said the brunette, ''you have
a way OF getting out OF things which
somehow never comes TO me, though l
L - n q
about the girls who battle. As soon as
a woman gets to weigh about $50, with
the greater part of her flesh distributed
about her waist, she thinks she is In Ut
condition to exhibit her figure 10 aclOse
fitting bathing suit for the delectatiOn
OF the numerous lockers on. Now she
------t-feached the time when she
20 stay out. The girl who looks
Il is the one who Is rather slen-
nj we'll shaped, and who, when she
nto the pillows, can ride around
mermaid Of old, until every man
elapd wishes he was like the hap
flor OF the days OF yOre who was
led TO q mermaid IN the bottom OF
deep blue sea. Ladies who are in
I'D 10 redundancy Of flesh, for that
hat they like 1t to be called, come
New badly in the water. They want
10 their swimming In their own spec
Tbs. and leave the glad sea waves 70
fashionable slender girl. By the by
nigh, why is the slender girl fashion
k?'
WELL" said the blonde, "the men
refer her. The worst thing they can
ompare her 10 is D lead peUcil, aud no.
iody dare lisp hippopotanuSo or elephant
u suggest throwing dice on her cofsase
when she is spoken OF. Then she has a
opiet way Of walking around, and a
man doesn't Ike a woman to bring
down her foot so that she shakes the
whole house. You remember one or the
charms OF Nellie BLY, in her old plsnta-
ton song was that after she lifted her
foot and put Il down there was music in
that special part Of town she elected to
walk in. Then, too, it Is Bit ditncglt
for stout woman 20 cuddle, and II
there is anything above all other things,
even IL be is 900 years old aud weighs
ton. that a man likes, IT'S 20 be treated
as n he were a small boy and petted aud
aDoroved OF. There is no doubt about
N that. though fashions may come aud
60. the slender girl will always remain
in vogue. Though, by the by, she
-.r't ne too tall, for q man hasn't
..Tiived his life unless be can call the
s3Foman he is fond OF little queer,
isn't it@'
The woman who had been listenipE TO
this looked at them IS they sauntered
Of and saw that each was Just the right
height and Just the right IendernesS,
and she could not resist thinking 20 her
self. "When women thoroughly under
stand themselves and their strength,
Mai powers they will be In war,
or the combination OF love and war"
Tho proper way Of dressing the foot
and what An overwhelming modest lady
calls s,tbe lower arms, is TO wear black
siIx stockings, clocked from one side 20
the other almost up TO the knee with
let heads and MORE antique slippers
having very high heels and bows OF
black velvet. in the centre OF which are
flashing jet buckles.
To the inordinate consumption OF tea
and eigarettes by Russian women is at |
fributed their prediction for crime. |
A Russian woman 10 SS9ASeAS OsoA "lsH
nut cigarette between her lips, the |
saD,Opar is always simmering In her |
household, and the women OF her coun-
trv commit more crimes than any other |
women.
II YOU have q desire to be excessively !
artistic next season you will wear over
vour short silk petticOst 3 short satin |
gown made after the fashion OF the !
.E.nni-o . and than OVER This q long |