The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-04-05
THE ROBBER.

heve me-"
Never mind; tell Us, all the same"
''Willingly, but feel the necessity Of
first declaring that my story is true in
every particular, improbable as it seems.
Artists alone will not be surprised, par
ticularly those who lived in that period
when the spirit of fun and frolic per-
vaded artist life, even in the most seri-
Gus circumstances"
This conversation took place in the
salle-a-manger Of the Hotel de Barbison
among lot Of students.
The old artist who had just spoken
placed himself astride his chair and con-
tinued
Well, we had dined that evening with
Sorieul. Poor fellow, he is now dead!
There were only three Of us-Sorieul,
LIE Poittevin and myself. Sorieul was
the widest of US all, and to say we had
dined at his house signifes-we were al
drunk. LIE Poittevin alone retained his
senses-a little cloudy, it is true-still he
knew what he was doing. Ahl we were
young in those days.
Lying on the carpet in little room ad-
joining the atelier, we discussed in the
most extravagant manner all kinds of
improbable things.
Sorieul, flat on his back, his feet
perched on the back of a chair, talked
about battles and the uniforms worn dur
ing the empire. Suddenly getting up,
he went to a large wardrobe and took
down a complete suit of hussar uniform,
dressed himself in it, then tried to per-
suade LIE Poittsvin to costume himself
as a grenadier. When he resisted we
seized him, undressed him, and forced
him into an immense uniform which
completely swallowed him up.
disguised myself as cuirassier, and
Sorieul made US execute some very COM
plicated meneuvers.
Then he exclaimed, GAS we are now
soldiers, we must drink like soldiersl"
A punch was lighted, swallowed;
again and again the flames rose up from
the bowl of rum. Wesang the old songs
which the troopers Of the Grand Army
sang In ancient times.
Suddenly LIE Poittevin, who in spite
of all this was still master Of himself,
made us a sign to be silent; after listen
ing moment, he said, in low voice,
"I am sure hear some one walking in
the atelier"
Sorieul got up as well as he could, and
cried out, GA robert what luckp and
began to troll the "Marseillaise," "To
armst To arms, We bravew
We dashed to panoply of arms and
equipped ourselves according to our uni
forms. had kind of musket, with a
saber; LIE Poittevin a gigantic gun with
a bayonet; Sorieul, not finding what he
wanted, seized horse pistol, which he
stuck in his belt, and boarding AK,
which he wildly brandished. Then
cautiously opening the door of the ate
ier, the army entered the suspected ter
ritory.
When we were in the midst of this
vast room, encountered with easels, pic
lures and strange, unexpected objects
of furniture, Sorieul called q halt and
said; 81 constitute myself general. Let
us hold council of war. You cuiras-
siers, go and cut off the retreat of the
enemy, that is, Lock the door You
grenadiers will be my escort"
executed the commanded movement,
then joined the troop that formed the
accommodating party.
was searching behind great screen,
lighted candle in my hand, when a
furious noise burst forth. darted out
to find lie Poittevin had stuck his bayo-
net into the breast of q lay figure, and
Sorieul was trying to cut off the head
with his AK.
The mistake being recognized the gen
eral commanded, "Be more prudentr
and again we commenced operations.
For twenty minutes at least we ran
sacked every corner and crevice of thu
atelier without success. Atlast LIE Poit
tevin thought of opening large closet
1t was dark and deep. | thrust in ny
arm, holding the light, but quickly re
coiled; mana living, breathing mai
was there looking at mel
| Immediately shut the door and Sc
cured it by two turns of the key; theI
we held a new council of war.
Opinions were very mech divided. So
rieul wanted to smoke out the robber, L,
Poitteyin to take him by famine; I pro
posed to blow him up with powder.
The advice of LIE Poittevin prevailed
While he mounted guard with hi
gigantic gun we ran off for the remain
der of the punch and our pipes; whel
we installed ourselves before the 1ocket
door and drank to the health of the pris
oner.
At the end of half an hour Sorieul said
''All the same, would like to see hin
nearer! Suppose we take him by force!
cried "Bravop Each one dashed t.
his arms, the closet door was opened
Sorieul cooking his pistol-which' wa
not loaded-was the first to rush in, w
followed, bowling and yelling. It wa
IN awful scrimmage in the dark, an
after five minutes of frightful struggling
we brought out an old, dirty, ragge,
looking beggar with long white hair.
We bound him hand and foot and ORC
ceeded to question him. He would no
answer word.
Then Sorieul, full of dignifed drunken
ness, said, eve must try this man, an
pass sentence uron him." l was s
drunk the proposition seemed perfectl
natural to me. lie Poittevin was charge
with the defense, and 1 to sustain tn
accusation. He was condemned to death
only one dissenting voice, that of his d.
lander. We were going to execute tn
sentence, when serious scruple came t
Sorieul. He said: "This man ought nc
to die without the consolation of religio
Some one must go for a priest"
I objected-said it was too late. The
Sorieul proposed that should fill tn
nHinn onI I