Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1892-01-28
NATURES MEDICINES.
The Advantages OF Exercise and Ter
peranOo.

The Advantages Of Exercise and Tenn
peranoe.
The human stomach is surely mar.
Vicious continuance, or it could never as
simulate the incongruous mess that Is
put into it at a luxurious, modern dim
ner Soup, Ash, flesh, oil, vinegar,
wines, pastry, ices confectionery, fruits
and numberless minor Ingredients Of
conflicting chemical qualities are
among the materials thrown In"
Truly, man is 'fearfully and wonder.
fully made" No other creature could
exist on such diet It would kill 10.
rilla in month. It does kill. though
more slowly, thousands of that high
and mighty variety Of the human race
commonly called gentlemen. Univer-
sal temperance in eating and drinking
would quadruple the general health
and add years to the average life of the
race.
Exercise is as essential to health
as temperance. In fact intern.
perate eaters and drinkers sometimes
stave Off disease for many years by
using their muscles manfully. AS q
rule, however, your COMMANDERS and
guzzlers are indolent. There is story
in the arabian Nights of a physician
who cured sultan Of plethora by intro
ducing certain indictments into q
mallet, with which the patient ham.
mered every day until he fell into pro.
fuse perspiration, when the virtues OF
the panacea in the mallet passed
through the fibers Of the wood into his
pores This is merely an allegorical
way Of enforcing the great lesson that
bodily exercise is beneficial to health
that exercise is excellent physic. Every
body who knows anything about the
mechanism of the human frame sees,
Of course, that 1t was made to work,
and we may add that if it does not full
fill the conditions of its structure it is
sure to corrode and drop to pieces pre-
maturely.
Exercise and temperance are natures
medicines, and they have this great ad-
vantage over all others. that while they
promote health and long life they se-
cure for all who put trust In them the
means OF independence N. Y. Ledger.
The uresn-icyed monster.
Two servant girls, who are out Of
employment, meet in the park and ex-
change experiences.
First Servant had to leave because
the lady of the house became jealous
of the attentions paid me by her hus-
band
Second Servant-That wasn't the case
where was employed. had to leave
because the Teller to whom was en-
gagged was jealous of the attentions l
showed the husband of the lady of the
house. Texas Siftings.
Deafness Cannot be Curei
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nine cases out of ten are caused by catarrh,
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of the mucous surfaces
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