Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-10-02
PURELY FEMININE.
THINGS THAT ARE SUSIE 10 PLEASE ALL THE
LADIES.
TIE Powers and Prsrogadyss Of WOmen-Dia-
mon5s Set in Platinum - PineusbiOns With
NOaogans - Interesting Information.
Long, Loose travelling Oloaks


Long, Loose Travelling Oloaks.
The Powers aud Prerogatives of Women.
There was no doubt about it, femi-
nine battle was to the fore. The
blonde sat and looked at the brunette
with q stare that would have done cred
n 10 q Japanese doll. The brunette as
serted emphatically, "a woman can do
everything . man can do, and do 1t Just
as well. For instance, look at the
women doctors"
s.Yes,r answered the blonde, "look
az rhen. They don't walk the hospitals
rs the men do. and the consequence IS
they only see one side OF the illnesses OF
life aud they are utterly incompetent TO
treat anybody except from their point
OF view. Now, when God made men
and women he made them assimiatlVe'
aud it is necessary to understand the
diseases Of both before you can practise
on one"
"But, spoke up the brunette, think
Of tue women lawyers"
"Think Of them" responded the
blonde. s'fOr they seem TO have precious
little 10 think with. They jump az
conclusion with wOmanly instinct, while
3 man has reasoned up to it, and the
consequence is that when they argue
thev work like a crab-backward-"
~Ihen," said the brunette, "see the
women writersv
"Yes." grOaned the blonde, "see
them As losg as they put their Wo-
madness in their work they are sue
cessful but the minute they tackle
what is really mans prerogative, the
mower. apd not the fancy, or the pen,
sheir work is not good, for IL hasn't the
st-enzth Of manliness nor the daintineSS
OF ftmininity."
s.Then," said the brunette, chow are
they as actOrSY
every good, indeed" answered the
blonde; "that is because acting comes
natural TO them. A baby girl OF two
wears will play the cCQuette with her
father, aud right straight on through
life she smiles when she has pain at
her heart, or acts in some way. lagree
with George Moore: acting is not an art
for the child can act when IL could not
uaint a picture or write a book. To
certain extent my fox terrier can act;
consequently the mimetic power Is born
with people, some having it in great
81 degree than others, aud OF course 1t
improves By cultivation"
"Won, what about dressmakersP'
aueriad the brunette.
SEQ into your wardrobe and inquire, ="
came the blondes answer. "a man
made YOUR riding habit; a man made
YOUR cloth gown; the most noted OF
lFrench drCsSmakerS made your dinner
aiEress: the most aesthetic OF English
made your tea gown; your fur
BATS were made by men; 10 Is possible
At your lingerie was made by women,
lioi ~ ten 10 one man took the order ana
VI aArgested the designs"
After this the brunette very weakly
COsad. "aow about the hairdreSsers|
YES nge blonde laughed. Your halr
nine may be dressed by a woman,
- iery year there IS eonclave OF
me 'ho meet to decide the styles, TO
would 1t improvements, and the one be-
.,,ues HON they ali bow, and the one
49,. II ten years has fought against
'Au VAC ,achiug Of the hair, is man"
ing ana there are ministers" " responded
minutes tsrnssfss~ ,,-----
are thefe?" Indignantly asked
AHE Bf6nde; would you feel married II
eag0 arman performed the ceremony? 81
-aIlroai knew what he was about when ne
ma vccted to this"
'-o But cooksr pleaded the brunette.
IS noe'ooksr' Indignantly answered the
when you haYe eaten dreadful
,frer SEES. when your clothes have been
.n by kitchen ladies, when you have
ived imDertinence Of every Sort
,ompapolice have teen called IN TO re-
may fee the offender, don't you turn with
Ais OF nse delight, either TO a French chei
Chlnaman? Ny dear girl, there
FaE three professions in life thai
msn y can ill to advan-
sage. in which 20 man can equal them,
no man Fan come near them; they sur
mass bin beyond everything. lie bows
down before them and recognizes their
superiority In them. They are daughter,
wife, and mother. And no matter no"
advafced we may think women are,
thesf are really the only professions In
wh9h they rise superior 20 men,
W6sther ygh are convinced or not II Is
trle. So come along with me and have
cup of tea with the babies.
Aud the man who listened TO all this
felt q wild inclination 20 get up and hug
the blonde, AID the only thing that pre-
vented him from doing such an en-
thusiastic thing waS-that she was his
own wife.