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Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12
Their usasssa

A prominent singer who brgsn HE
career In giving concerts about the coun'
try hal some extraordinary experiences
In towns where such entertainments
were % rArv occurrnc.. One night.
when he Wa p-r.is,ently applauiei. he
return.i 20 sing . second song. but was
surprised by . s,sntor,an voioe from the
audience:
"oh. We don't want nothin newt Sing
the fus, piece nigh, over aginf'
Al another time Oh. andi.nc. was -
wildly sppr-ciAiiye that 70 r,fusei Ia
consider the concert az an eni, and
ciamor~.i loudly for ''just one more" i,
was gwen. aud then another demanded.
Patiencs fail~i the singer at this point,
and he begged bis manager to ~ before
the curtain aud state tia, he rally wa
unable 10 .ins any more And thus wa
Oh. statement wor,icii
Ladies and gentlemen. Mr Martin
can't sing no NOR, tonight. lie cant.
honest Ills wind. give Ou,r
A similar story come. from another
singer who could not refrain from tell
ing 10. although her seven. year-old niece,
. fas,iiiou, little lady. pronounced 4,
mot very pretty story. suuiief
The lady had hen taken III after eat
ing -ome deooction - ancient lobster Al
the hotel. and sen, her manager word
tina, abe rally could no, sing. IL ac'
coriingly APPEARED before the disaP
roinis,i audience and announced
ladies AMI gentlemen. Mis- Mcr
ram Amt her. tonight Al. couldn't
cone. She Amt In NJ circumstance q
sing. Her siomsch's troubling herr
Youths Companion.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12
COLDS.

Many person. seem To think colds
aud cough. Inevitable Ia cold weather.,
especially among children, but c'li.
arr by no mean. al~sys chargcable Ia
the weather; too much greasy fol.
with pastry, fried meats aDi sleeping In
ill-,.ntilsici rooms, sleeping Ia the Ut
derclothlng of IN. DAY, weaken the sy.-
tsm aud render u les abl. to resist tie
change. In temperature ar exposure To
diseases.
4 coed way "a catch cold l. To slt With
your o,ervo.t aud oyer.ho-. an In
warm ro"m. Though only a short c.ll
l. To be made, some of the wraps should
be laid aside.
4 tIrkling, continuous cough I. very
ANNOYING TAI the li.trb.r as we'll a. To
the sufferer, and should not IT, allowed
To 20 on, a. from . cold much more
4 seriou. matters NAV set In.
An excllent cough candy IL mad. of
.llptery elm, h,x.sed aud sugar. soak
a gill ~ whole Haxsecd In = half = pint
of bolling wster. On another di.h put
a cup 81 broken bits of slippsry elm,
and cover thi. also With boiling water.
LET stand for two hours. Tim strain
them both through muslin cloth Into
a saucepan containing a pound and =
half 90 graduated sugar. Extract .ll
the liquor you can, stir tie sugar until
IL IL melted aud then boil IL until u turns
10 candy. Pour II out at once, when u
reaches this point, upon CREASED papers.
The juice of two lemons can be added ne
a flavor u desired.
Different treatments are used Ia differ
ent kinds Of colds.
For Group, congresses of cold water.
With . slight rmetic Of ipecac, has been
found very efiicacious.
In bronchitis, use compresses of very
hot water.
A rubber wAier-bottle To dc around the
neck IL q great convenience. Another
also to use In case the cold settles In u .
bowels will be found indispensable 10
once used.
The wonder IL that 90 few fsmllks
provide themselves With these conven-
Iences, when all are 90 liable In sudden
illness.
where there are small children, the
well-appolnted dispensary-closet is just
as necessary asa welI-apPointed Kitchen;
more % than nice parlor, aud yet some
times these overpower everything else
In the house.
Keep your family drug store well
stocked, a. Il may ave you much
trouble.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12
EXECUTIVE ABILITY.

Browp-"l. whklesssh . man 81
much executive ability
fogg-"Es.,utl,e ability veil, ]
.hould .sy so, Tie hs.nt q msn under
him With tesspoonful 10 brslns."
lIro~n-"liut ~hAi Ia. that Ia do
~iih ~
fogg-"E,-rythlng, nav dear boy
wickl-sa.h h.. brsin that Would OIL
Q dessert spoon; nothing H. bo,.t ~ W
ii.-lf, YOU know but q man With brain
like WkkHss.h'. must always occupt
. commanding po.lilon among men sith
only q i-s.poonful % brain. splss~.
Thew. wberc wlcll.sash's executive
ability CONES IN. lIe never mike. .
mistake, and ~hen . vacancy occur. be
Invariably selects Tor the place . m,n
18th IN. smallest possible amount OF
brain"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12
Ils0 Ia Get Oe.

Mrs Suddenrich "a smart womanl--
Did We write Ia the Iiigh.iyle Engraving
company for specimens % all their la,e-,
visitin cards,
Daught-r-Yes. NAV. an they inst
sent 'em-'bout a hundred OF 'ein, al
sorts an kinds
"whAi names IL on 'em,-
"Name- Of all tn biz bugs In tn city.
"Put em on tn parlor tAble."-Sew
York Weekly.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12
Castoria.

-C>>scr,s ls "a escsllsat m~icins fcs chi
ds~a. nssh>ss have rvy>~,eily It'd me a 10
ro.i sd~et uvoa u.ss shilirva."
De. q. @. o.scoe.
Ls-.li. Ma
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12
Ton Familiar

Somebody ssys II IL very vulgar "a
sI~ak % your husband by his La, nam.,
and cri,icis-- Mrs.. Henry NJ. Stanley for
doing 40 The woman knew % a dear
little mOrsel ~ feinininity who married
. grave and dignidci young lawyer and
wen, 10 housekeeping In love 81 a cot
tAge with q Iiib-nian cook. The little
woman In her young bridehoci could
not muster sufficient dignity % speech
10 call her lies. lord Mr. Jone-. even o.
the cook. but af'ectionaiely designated
him Harry And on. day when there
was company. Bridget came 10 the par
lor door AMI announced. Lunch 1.
ready. and will yea L. waitin Tor Harry,
ina ann
Somehow the story got out at the club,
and Mr.. Jones never qni,c forgave his
spouse. though thereafter sh. pnnctili'
ously called him Mr.. Jone-" until h.
came to L. Judge. T-Iloston Pu~t.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12
Yue NAN vyIYu A TNIcK.


Amer Q while the young man With the
white hat and red necktie observed that
friend Of hls In Chicago had posted
him ou new trick, and he took from
HE pocket the shell Of On Engllsh val
nut which had been cut In two 10 make
too smsli cups. lie also took from his
vrst pocket . common neld pee, and ex.
planned,
"I don't cay that I can do the trick
successfully, but after little more prsc.
tice ] hope Ia catch on"
Half dosen of Ne exchanged winks
and spotted him n once for . sharper,
bat there Gas . mhidle-agcd man from
indianapolis Who appeared inncc~niiy
Interested. lie was not = green looking
man by any means-but DE had . con-
fidIng, childish look which would have
authorized any stranger tn ask him Tor
q match or the time Of day.
"what is the trsekr' he asked, ~ he
laid aside bis paper.
"why, It's 90 manipulate the pea In
this way--so and so-and this way, un-
tll YOU cant tell which cup lt's UNDER
explained the other.
That's new Idea"
"ye., perfectly new"
"ssy' I'D like to learn that myself
continued the lloo.Icr. "tbe boys
down our Nay are full of tricks, and I'D
like Ia astoni.h 'ein. IL all dep-nis on
the twist of the wi.t, doesn't L."
"I'artiy that, aud partly optical illu-
sion. a. I told YOU before csb't work
u yet, becsuse I haven't pra,tlced sum
ciently, hut do you think you coald tell
which cup the pea Il under nowt
~ think I could,' replied the iIcosier
"And coah You powy' sskrd the
young man after further manipulation
"i'm SURE of It."
"Ilow sur~y'
swell. ~ I want Ia learn the trick,
sni ss I am sl~sys willing To hack my
own eyes. I'll bet siO Z can"
We wink-i aud Shock our heads II
him, bat hi. smile. only grew NOR,
chIli.likr."
"Dont want to make !, 60. DO your'
asked the sharper.
"ld Just .. .oon ssy sJo."
Thirty u IL. Just hold the cup.
nrmly down on my knees while ] ct
out my sugar"
II took his last dollar, aud vbsn u
"a. up he asked;
"whIch cup !. !, underr
"rhl. oo.."
The cup wss raised. and there, .urs
enough, Vas the pa, II having failed "a
stick To the Substance inside snd 10 lift
81 With thu .b-ll. The look which came
Into the Young mans fscc was some
thing quc.f Ia .s,, and b. Kept SHALLOW
ing as though d. had tacks In hi. throat
lie gave up the stake. without word,
but eat Tor q long time like one In :
dream. thought he ncsi-i sympathy
.nd after q while found opportunity ."
inquire;
"iIow dii u hsppcn that Way
"rhu'. shst ~aut Ia hnd oui," h.
r-pliei sb-ently. "Ssy, y"u chili-llk'
IIoo.Icr, take these thing. ani l,t's ss'
~hst YOU can 10 With 'em."
''Crrtalnly. Ia ohllg.."
lie took the cup. aud the p-s, and th'
manner In which he performed ws'
enough % show everybody In ten se,-
ond. that d. was an old professional
"Anybciy wi.h Ia i-,F' be- .mlllngl,
a.ke,i. q. IA. I-s wss hopping about
Not--iy dii-not even the Young man
lie at aud .,srpi aud stared, sni watch
81 .ni ~aicb~,i, aud When the outnt sa'
returned Ia him all b. couli say ~as
"wcll, by gum"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12

No. va -EnismA' Game.
No. sl.-A Dicksns king's Move Pun
sls Bras.. lisrki.. Rate. CoPpsrneld,
Chiek. Cutie. Carksr. Goblin, DOrrit, Del
loci. Domi-y. Dut. fr.ni,. flits. fsrn.
Gll. Grip. Gnis. Guppy, Garyry. Hawk,
Hep. Hicks IleNam. Harris. kineh,
Mould. MicAvl-r. MsSby, Maybe, Nod
die. Nudge. Nell. Me-A, Nipp~r. psucks,
Pickwick. Pinch. prg. Qasle. Rudee.
squesr>. sik,.. smiks. Tx. Venus, Var
dsn. wickhsld. Weller. w.sg and perhaps
otbsrs
No sfa n Conu1irun On. sas hid
Ing r.iii. the other Wss riding habit
No RI -Htii.a Authors. Alcpit, w
tinse. Hose. C"oks. Howard. Phelps
No ~ -Queri.- Ash. Palm.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12
cox.rupr,ox c,'urD.

A oil phy slisa. r.tir,~i FRYE, pFsstlc. ha,ius
hal plsosi In NJ. harris ~ "a ts.i IL ia tai..i.h
sry ths f0r.ah % q stmps vegetable rvmeit
too ths .t--siy snt I-srrnsnsot run ~ 'co.amp
ti.sn nrsss slti. .sisrrh. A.thnas sni eli thFos,
sni Lag Ar.rtisn.. slso q I-s.itits ani rsihs
eurv for nerves.. i,ebiiiiy AMI al >sf,oa. Con
plalnt., Aftsf hs,ins tssts-i 10. soasisrfal eurs
i've J-gver. In th"s-snis ~ esss. has st MS
iuty b. sNaks 10 knssu ~ NJ. Suffering f.llSss
Aetaat..i by mi. mssi1y ant q ds.lrv h. v1sts
human Suffering. Z stli .sai frrs ~ ehsfyv. y
Ell sho ae.lrv u. thi. rvrip-. In ssfnaa. frvnrt
or Ensti.k 9Th fall iirrstisa. for p,vpsrins az
a.inf ,sot 10y s.Aii BY siir,--ias 9Th stA@p
ta,s! sS,...r.. ~, w.. h~.,.,.~
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12
tn PROVE GSn . nA5TH T.

Ou and after O,tobsr .. isyi. - give every
t.r.au ssllins ear msdisins ths pnvIlsgs ~
.suing .it lottis. fof $50. ,nd qua. antfe
that in case u do. you no goo-i go ran
receive ysaf Inss., b.sh. Head gusFsniy
sith s,.ry bsstIs. W claim D. cure 'Is.
t-I.ia. iis adachs. sur stomach, Heaftuufn,
~ Ivy Compliant. Neuralgia. bi'ifss. after
eating fAlpitAiiun q M Heart. Cole Nsf.
v.usns.s. -. - .iesp. Mffinss.. ifrrru.af.
ity q the Appstits. risursy Pains. Bat.
Wind 90 ths stumash. liasking 'oaEh. arl
Cunstipaiiun. And ~hy vil u cufef D.
ralss % IL H.issing. ruTifytnE. s""'hing.
,ad Us.iing. IL Il compounded ifuu' d.
laIsst fuo,. and hsri,-, fee frun Ai'Hh.l
80 uovhA II .. hifmis.. b. ne smsils'f
.hiii. children lie n. and " IL far supsf."f
90 Castor Oi and an othsf pfsparsiious
Csil for Grsd.r'. Botanic Dyspsr.is
>,vup. None gsuuine unless bsafing 90
trade nara, ths nsaYsr
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12
81. arl.-M.,.I naIIal.s.

1 Join - fairy" a small quantity.
ani a tss,l ~ collection ~ saisr." and
make trghtiai appsriiiou."
? JOIN - l~af ~ goll ~ silver" AMI -
girl'. name anil make "a woman fsble'i
o. have b-sa male ~ Nalcsn. sud upon
whom al the .,.ls aui gJ-ide>-s> t-,ios,d
siits "a make her more complete
. JOIN An iuiury." - p-ronal pro'
noun. And 'wsalth. anil MAKE "a pant
t-aring = ys,lo~ foscr"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12

Ac.raln osry~t dealer had nine rolls Of
carpet lying on his wsvreom heor, When
a fri.ni. Who hal Jas, dropp~i In. ~
msrk-l, "Ahi nine rolls 90 carp, sud al
81 them about ~ q sine" TIE dealer ~
Piled. "y--. ther, arr niue rolls, aud " yon
can arrsng. th--s nine .o ~ IN sso~ NOR,
than nine and can incidentally, by mean.
20 the de-lgu. on the nib. rolls of carpet,
xiv. the numl-r ~ yards In each roll,
~ill gi,s you the lo," How did the vie
i,or make The larger uuml-r and hni the
uaml-r - yarl. In esch' Our youns
r,adsrs can make. on Pspsr. copi-- Of thee
rolls and srrang, them wi,h little care
and time. and they can slsp tni the mum
t-r Of YARD. In each Golden Days
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12
GRODER'S
BOTANIC lv.!.!.!! !7s.!.

Tof . lurg ttms I as roatlsd 9TH
distressed feeling in ny stouafh. Ilain ari
liffy feeling a. ny bead. and a. umss
suad have sstsfs hsasisshs as - Tee
from Constipation. tn fat. bat indigs..
Too IN q lad fuun. I c-umsncs'i a. uss
.f,..l.f'. botanic D,.p.p.is .yrup AT
10 Distress tn ny sfuflIsf disaTtrafFd. ny
I'D lsrams cisaf I hal ~ diary fesiitg
tnI ~ I suiuy fussi hsalth
sisssrfuiiy fscummsud u @ arf pte
fyablsd 9TH iysTspsiA a. a sure cure.
IlEsHY HakE.
Natsfviis Ne.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12

The court" said the judge, cover.
rules the plea Of no cause % action.
When . tailor expo-es In his front win
dow an account against . young man
and affiIes = placard announcing that II
IL for sale ut Eve cents on the dollar he
strikes blow At the foundations Of our
best society and may be sued for heavy
damages. Gentlemen. you will proved
with the trial Chicago Tribune.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12
REV ARE or swINpI.El,s.

We have exposed, during the l.s'
year, many .Nindl-rs sho adSerii.-.
und.r the name ~ m-llcine, vile com
POUND. whirh only increase human suf-
frring. To- all Who ned pure m-'ii
cine sud blo"i puriil-r. ~ can honestly
r-,ommend salphur Bl,i.r.. - Editor
~uu.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12
lotf

~ili never rrgr,t sending three s-ceut
stamp. To pay po-,sg-. To A. u. Ordwsy
4 CO.. Boston, Mas, for . copy Of DIR.
kaufmann's great Medical Work; 100
pages, colored Illustrations; of great
Nalue 20 every family.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12
A.. IN. pa,sl.,

No. 81 Numerical EnlgnA "All good
t-r-ous are no, cut o. the same pattern"
No So ~ Garland Rnss, bop. csfns
tion. pine. hsArt'sesss. man 20, lsdy'.lip
per-. monks hooi. foH gloves, oaiuip. coz
.lip. bull rush. prune. tomato Ciom Atol
.~rst siIllam. S.ge. palm. spruce. b-.,
lt-sil. violet dale
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12

The be.t snoiyne aud cxpectorant for
the cure of colds and coughs and all
throat, lung, and bronchial t'oubles, is,
undoubtedly, Ayers Cherry Electoral.
AK your druggist for IL, aud, at the
ssme time, for Ayers Almanac. which IL
free 10 all.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12
Hls Yasssi,s Rss.rs.

Doctor-wbat do ! s~e. Herr Krause.
you sitting here In the damp wine CELLAR
Patieut-You ordered me change OF
air. and you will readily admit that the
air down here u very different from that
In the room above. -Iiumoristischs Blst-
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12
N. ,..-A rnnl. 10 rir.r..

A plate rack hold. thru. scor, aud twelve
plates. 20 hitch some srr large snd som.
small. The lAr.v ones ! brthg exactly nil
their .h.lvrs. bat ! hnd ] csnno, accom-
MEDIATE my smaller pilates by ninth part
% al Ihsi The numt-r % small plate.
on 9 .hslf i IN the numt-r % lars. on--
q. ~, l. 20 thru. Can you tell me hoo
many plate. % each sort thsr s,r,. and
hos many shslVes'
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12

The children. health must uot be neg
lec,ed. Cold In the head cause. ratsrrh.
Ely'. Cream BALM cure. st once. II is
perfectly safe aud l. easily spplled into
the nos,ril.. The worst case fielding ia
IL. Price 50c.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12
Mh.,o.. n. n.n. 900. sl, L.,,.r..

some ingvuiou. p~rson has constructed
IN. folIs~iuz .sutsncv - thirty one words.
using only the ia letters iouud In the
word madden" lila, msii.n, mean
man named N-,i Dan and Media, msi
dame, male me mend q die and dime aud
mind q mine in dim den la Maine.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12

He-whAt made you think that pic
turs In the Academy was minsi You
must Be judge Of style. bscsoss Il W.
unsigned.
She tmod.tly)-You aattsr me-. !
really didn't know u Wa yours until ]
NV everybody laughing ct it-Funny
RolkA
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12

A In. imposing MANA I-olicv judge
A brilliant bAll-The meteor
Cut and dri~l->srsioga potatoes.
Cos from pole % pols-Clo,hs.libe
NJ, tn s0--l .hsT--Dfom~isrie--
Just In minute sixty s-cond.-
No, .qusr- thing-rhs triangle
Prv.-sd Coz tims-Mummi.s
A.w.ll lunch-Drissi apples
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12

Ms. Fi,rogr.-well. gooiby. PerciVal,
and he q cool boy
Percivh 10 very good hoy. who has
just BEEN specially warned not 10 make
personal remarks about people In their
prc--nc.l -Gcodby. III not tell nur-.
what ! think % your no-s I'LL you'r
gone. George Du Maurier In Londot
Punch.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12

"But. Edith, u you do not love
Charlie, you should break your engage
ment,- said her mother, sterniy "Yes,
know msmms, bat IL seems such . pity
TO break Il of just nov right before the
holidays, don't you seey'
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12

With al. thumb, = hoy I. sai Ia have
wed tile N.ti,-rlsnd. from inundailon
Many people hsv. h.n saved from tn
Inv sion of disease bv b.tile of Aver
\ r.,,arilis. hi. m~iicin. impari'
tone 10 thu svstem and strengthens every
organ and fibr- IL the body.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12

n you want . reliable dye that will
color an even brown or black, and Will
please and satisfy you every time, use
baekinghAm's Dye for the xhlsksrs.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12

wlie-"whai kept YOU an to-nlghtr
Cashier tfr-c, Easlc a 60 )--''I couldn''
msk-my c,.h sc,ouni. hsl,n'r." "whsi
va. the msitery' Zoo lltil" c,.h, a.
c,,ur... You dont SUPPOSE III hang
.roand th.r- over hour. u th.r- va. too
muth. do youF'
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12

Mr.. Cuhbig-. "rhe new minister
saii he would call ili. evening" Cub
b,ge. "rhen you hal btter dust Oh.
Bible and turn down q few CORNERS OF
the leaves"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12
n. "A. L..,s o,sl.

"what would you do u you were In
my shossr askei the psrplszed Chicago
giri Of her *. Louis friend.
Change them for smaller pair vas
NJ eoosOlins rsp,y.-Dstroit Frss Prsa
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12

Nv -bols. composed ~ . letters. is q
common ssy =
MAS 10. "a. 2 20. ,. IL worthless
Nv ~. n. =. 4. Is. n - o. MAKE s.er~i
MIA is6ii.s male name.
N.Y.. ~. n. 10 city IN England.
Nytl 81 igt.a Mild animal
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12
Children cry for Pitcher. C,.,oria

4 young l,dy rrmirk.; "Min prs
po... hat u -om~tim~. take. a graf
deal 81 encouragement Ia get him Ia de
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12
No. afe-N.,h.t Coo. R.,l..a

No. 40. -Nstb.F ss..~ Rssissd.
-Jscs snd Jill scat uP the hiii.~
"A vaHilsfs 80 ani dsaghiefh
Ana 90 its crusu the tusin at don
AnA quite forsui The -sisr
sAid Jaes o. Jili. -No-. n yoa I'LL
sni,s ne thi. tfansI.sittoa,
A litils hIt=na~ shai isu
MAkh shans-- - Conditioosy-
sAiA IN o. Jacs. -i'ii give Ioa b-.oa
Aauc.ti.a slishiiI brtts'i
What 1. The -subd shich turu~i sruani
R.-cons- a sind - lstisrf-
M SISTER doAT. that's V.ri ciesf.
Hat I'te kini - usssars.
rat. chAn.rsi o. suii. t-spms- trait
AE0A . sisu q glossuf,-"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12
Ne saA-Pt.

Ne. saA--Pt
nsns hst druiy r~.xhiit shirhss
WrsA ruye ayss hsrie "a hirser
tssthhar het ns~ris. kesbi daA elilA
Iv yArn hs<v roa r1mfum hitA
Her re sfpsf~ 80 una deas,
Nstlst.~a nife-Ac a vsa dsnes
lIa. leArpet resamm emit
Wslisl ki~tin bet stops hefuyi
No. sea.-rsss.i % Ass<sy&
TIE Fragrant hertz % China" TAXA
And pl.es n BY ysars~if:
An in--ct % yoaf other siis
A .soey little elf.
rhsn ~.it for Meoday; ~hen u coss
yoa sni yoar little hard
With thirty hea-~~ivc. all arcand
VIII 10 In great demand
No. ssf.-A Carpet rrss'es.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12

Admlring sm iteur-"Do you play yeas
violin ny carr Gutter musician-"No,
.lr. by han l."
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12
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i.eut by stpFy-. IN = boa.
To. distant freed . ,essn.
Ana. let n might SO s.ss hard snoshs
And in that way t-.osns hrussa.
printed outsiis. lsf.v And fair.
~ a.. THAotLG- hsBile 9Th care
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12

wA-s hAsy vss -. 90 ss,s ~ c.saorsA
WIZ shs vss Q CID. - crssd fes ossssrsA
VIZ. ~ bsesas Nh. shs essss 70 casaortA
w. - - CAldssa. - sSvs ~ casasstA
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12

links. "Brobson regards himself ~
the one man In Q thousand" filkin.
"rhsn you're mistaken; he thinks he''
the other y99."
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12

Harry. stunning girl just ps..e'i,
IA, old hoy. Did YOU see her look bach
II m.y' fr-i. "les. they say v
doesn't take much "a turn woman
head"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12

.sThe doctor .sid nv faith Ia John.on's
Anodynr i.iniment MAS correct" writes
q lady friend.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12

a. .oon O.. the new oiorl-.s whi.key
come. into general "a. ia. breath of .u.'
picion will have Ia 20 out ~ business.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12

Dcctorss Pshsw. Take Bescham''
Pills.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12

An excellent beautiher for the COM
plexiou II bot-water bath followed up
BY dabs Of eau Do cologne upon The face.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12

The troubles that trouble us the moe,
are the troubles that never happen.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12

A double chin - When tao women
meet.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12

Every brui.e, every sore muscle, should
he freely bAthci In Johnsca's Anodyne
I.lnlmeut.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12

Penelope-Do you see that handsome
fellow By the piznot ] rrjcsted him
once. l'eriita nothing. Ire
Jevted him t~ise."
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12
Children CRY ior Pitcher. Ca.toria.

~ simple look IL all ! crave" .sld he
Gar into Wonder mirror aud yoa'll g-i
H." aid .he.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-01-12
NJ asn-Ii.if sa..r.

I. The o., % slevsting , Entir-
Th. latter por,ion % life 4 Abuyst
A .tr.ngvr g Sound : a sum-
A scripture proper name y A letter