The Saline County journal. [volume] (Salina, Kan.) 1871-1893, 1892-09-29
sasp.susss AND TUMBLE WEEDS.

sAHD-BuRns AND TUMBLE. WEEDS.
New corn brings IS cents ia the
market.
Base ball teams have been dis
banded.
Emancipation day celebrations are
Ia season.
They call them fizzen candidates
In C"wley county.
There are fifty good Tcmp.ar
lodges In Kansas nj this time.
The state agricultural college has
more students than ever before.
Ewing Herbert writes "Ksnsas
Gossip" for the Kansas City Journal.
a "usnsient horse thief" has been
sent to the penitenliary from Marion
county.
One Of the calamity papers at Con-
cordis accuses his partisan rival Of
stealing stove wood.
Fragsnt Hill township in Dickin-
sou county HLounds la sweet smell
ing calamity orators.
Miltonvale has another paper. Pa
p-rs la that town seem only born to
die before teethiDg time comes.
The Great Bend Register wants the
law enforced against all dealers who
sell cigarettes to the boys under Ii
years Of age.
Abilene gets the state tennis tour
nninrnt this year, but as usual Ss-
lima will carry Oft the prizes and
championship.
An Atchison man refused to open
cablegram from Hamburg be-
bauss he feared IL might contain
cholera germs.
The pictures the Democratic pa.
pers are running OF their ptesiden-
iial candidate Offset all their editor
ials In his favor.
The Marquette Tribune msn took
in the Barnum show at Sslius last
week, and got enough circus to last
him for u year or so.
A large den OF rsttlesnskes Was
discovered in Rawlius county a few
days ago. Some one should send for
Mr.. ~ John right away.
Down In Butler county a tenant
rented for three years. This year he
bought the farm paying $500 for il,
lie made the money out Of the land.
IL has been found necessary to pro-
hibit hunting along Deception creek
In Barton county. In other words
the property owners are going to
fool 'eni.
The red headed people Of Lawrence
have formed q society. We know q
man there who would make good
president OF 1t, barring the color OF
his hair.
The Holton Signal believes that
the hottest corner In hell will he
heated ten times hotter for the man
who teinpts Keeley graduates to
drink whisky.
Kansas IL the second state In the
production OF broom corn, and about
9TH la the manufacture Of brooms.
As they say In Lawrence That
ortn't to be 50"
Owners Of halls and opera houses
In Kansas are anchoring down their
OF Senator Ingalls, appearing In their
houses to make political speeches.
Harper Adpocats alliance: A
paper that supports, In this cam
psign, part OF one ticket and part Of
another, IL u political mermaid-too
much fish to be good for a woman,
aud too much woman To be good for
u fi-h.
A Ness county young man has
been fooled by the matrimonial bu-
reau. He sent money to Virginia
girl to come out To Kansas aud
marry him. After arriving she
found another fellow who suited her
tastes better, 80 she gave her beue-
factor the slip and married the other
fellow.
Two foot cucumbers, 100 pound
watermelons, u pound wheat going
M many bushels 20 the acre, IL foot
corn, six per cent money aud un-
precedented religious revivals have
all conspired together to make MIR.
Lewelling snd his partisans n pack
II liars. Kansas IL standing up for
herself.
The Brotherhood Of Railway Shop
men at Horton, were very much
angered lately by n subscription
book being sent to one of their meet
ings from the peoples party commit
tee asking donations To assist in
bringing peoples party orators to
Horton. The book was sent back
with the reply that such n procedure
organization.