The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1892-05-19
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ct tbt issar, q height Ia bslldirssf Eni
nsui Archih CT Tue Isssib o. toe owner
pufse.
Miss smilsI MY. sbsi boupcinl
bsby that lsl B.bys Brother - Yes'm.
ought - bosSes. lie las, swallowed
fsbbsf ball
He pont yen shins women Ought u
have tho risb, 10 propcsef She Aat
give the msn The right Of refusing. Ne
Indeed The idssl
state rrison. eo1victs. my 600. ar
made 10 scar uniiorms IN order tbs, ,hey
may be distinguished from The thieves ubs
are s,iil ., large
FILLING asst think ! can get you I
siiusiioS - . sovernneni chemist Wine
biadls - Wny. I never snsl,zsd any bsk
its powder 10 my life.
la your fathers very observing man
Well, I'm not sure, bu, yes.srdsy. whet
be suddenly eel dovn on the side walk, BE-
looked ioas ways 81 once.
--shsrpson = Old fellow. you look seedy
Il 10 time you hsd new suit. Phlsiz-l
know 1t. bat my tailor refuses TO hin to
renew The modps viyendl
Visitor bear tbs, your pew presch'
or !. ainsn Of idomitable will and wonder
full energy Hos,eu-In Indeed be is. he
has started 10 TO convert the choir.
Iii takes father and mother and hired
girl ssi school teacher aud lots OF other
people 10 raise one boy. but one boy. IN
aided, can easily raise The diekens
A little girl in order TO prove that II is
wrong 10 Gu, Of the tails OF horses aud
dogs. quoted the Scriptursl Injunction.
Wnal God hss lpined together let no man
pu, ssundsr.
Doctor Well, my friend, what seems
10 be the MISTER with your Gsogsn-
Shure, docther. there q somethin' the mat,
ter With me Jaw; can't domesticate me
food.
"A notice OF 9 recent sieamb boat eIplUs
ion. 10 a Western paper. ends Is follows.
The captain swan ashore. 80 did the
chsmbermsid, She Was insured for SIS,
900 aud loaded with iron,
--Firs. s,stesman-I want McSlugger
spp'inted to diplomatic position. Sec
cond statesman -McSlugger is no diplo'
ma,isi. First Statesman Well, send him
TO some country we kin lick.
Little wife--I saved $50 to day. Low,
ing husband You're an angel. Howl
Little wiis-I saw perfectly lovely easy
chair ths, knew you'd like. and ! didn't
buy IL.
An apartment Is so convenient, said
Mrs. Troticr. When you see anyone com
ing TO call that you don't want to see oil
you have TO do Is to walk down stairs
while they come up in the elevator.
An Unnsual Month. Wife, opened
! bill Of yours from the club this morning
Tor SIS dijn't know you spent so much
money 81 the club. Husband That Vas
Tho month the baby VAS teething.
Yes, said young Rudkius. who set in
palm disregard OF the clock, l may say
That am . fixture in our office now. ]
know Mr. Radgkins, she answered, gen
lly. bu, this ism. your office, you know.
la you gvine Ter lie, dat newell do %
be plesse' asked Uacls Ephraim's wife.
whas yon will power? My will powers
III right, he answered. You jes' want tar
come gu, hyur an measure dis here uevs
sis woni't power.
Singular idea that about our growing
shorter Ne ws grow older. said Snssss; l
don't half believe 1t myself. There mus
be exceptions 10 the rule. answered Bossst
II thould live TO be hundred l couldn't
be sny shorter than l am nov.
Pa, you are going TO take me TO The
,ifcus aren't your Yes, II you are good
boy. Well, III Try 10 be good. became II
you c,nt take me to the circus you Won,
have any excuse for going yourself. and !
know tia, would dissppoint you very
much.
Little Z 18th (suddenly bat not serious
y. ii) -Msmms. do you think shall get
velii Msmms OF course you will. dsr.
ing. Little Filth Il dont think l shall.
mamma: and guess IT'S best l shouldn't
Being under Ave. perhaps I could get into
heaven for bali fare
Angry Citizen 10 the suburbsl Look
Il this dirty sllsyl What's the use OF ty'
'b9 W. s@f tsft /" st'sA $50
,cishbors throw al kinds Of hl,h out here
vai,Or iron tue ci,y) Why doa't you
to tho health ofYlceri Angry
Jltlaens --Tbuudsrl I'm tho health OH
,er.
-M!ss d. Angelina. Why don't Jon
nsrr, Lisu,ensn, w Miss A.-Firs',
,ecsu.a he has no brsios and be can,
ide. dance or play tennis. Whist could
70 do With himi Miss d. Bat be swims
,eaa,iiully. Mics A.-oh. yes; but one
ant Lsep oae's husband in sn aquarium
Fcn know.
--AsX,oSs Mother - Whsi 10 the world |
ia yoa DO durios the terrible thunder
aormi LATHE Dick 60, under tree
Mother - iiorronl Dout you know that
be shade 81 tree 10 the moss dangerous
u oil places 10 . ihuudsf s,ormf Little
Dick --os. yes; ba, ] Jumped on, every