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Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-10-01
GIANTS. 4: oUAKERs, 8.

Washingtons. 4 2 0 0 0 0 O-S 3
Batteries-Nichols and Kelly; Killen and
Dowse.
GIANTS, A; QUAKERs, 8.
New YORK, September 3O.-lt was luck,
pure and simple. that gave the Quakers
to.day's game at the Polo-Grounds; Inc
Giants made twice as many hits and only
one error, yet they lost the game. A base
on balls and three hits by the Quakers
gave them three runs and the game. At
tendance I.lB6. Score: n. BIB. r.
New Yorks. .......0 l 0 1 2 0 o. IL l
Philadelphias. II 0 0 0 80 D
Batteries-Russie and Ewing; Keefe and
Clements.
BRIpEaRooMs, 4: ORIOLES. 5.
RpooK1Yy. September 30-Effectlve bat
tery-work enabled the Orioles TO defeat
the Brooklyns this afternoon; The visit
ors did not have much trouble finding
Kennedy, but Schmidt kept the BROOKLYN
men guessing. A beautiful throw by
Ward from the out-feld In the ninth IN
ming kept the home team from tielng the
score. The Baltimores won by punching
five hits, after two men were ont, IN the
third inning. Attendance, I'll. Score:
R. b. II. T..
Brooklyns. OO80OO0 IA 1
Baltimores 1880 0x-5 ~ 2
Batteriss-Kennedy and Con Daley I;
Schmidt and Robinson.
BROWNS, 2; SPIDERS. 5.
ST. LOUIS, September 3O.-The Cleye-
lands were defeated to-day by St. Louis,
largely owing TO the effective pitching. OF
Caruthers. He was hit hard IN the first
inning, but settled down and held the
visiting sluggers at bay. Davies. pitched
poorly and his support was only FAIR. At
tendance. 800. Score: r. BIZ 4;
| st. Louis. ...4 0 2 20 Ok IL 4
Clevelands. 40 00001-5 9 A
Batteries - Caruthers and buckley;
Davies and ZImmer.
REDS. 1 COLTS, 8.
CINCINNATI, September 30.-The Chica'
COS batted terrIhcally and won with ease.
Hoover and Latham played exceptionally
well in the field. Attendance, $50. Score
z. BIB. L
Cincinnatis ...Oo10O0OoO-l
Chicagos. III 03 0 000 0-5 IA
Batteries Chamberlain and Murphy
| Hutchinson and Kittredge.
PIRATES. s.; COLONIES, 1.
PrrTsBuga, September S0.-The Louis
villes could not hit Ehret, and therefore
| lost the game. Van Haltren played hi
| first game for the Pittsburgs. Attendance
| 1850. Score: R; BIB.
| Louisyilles. o 0 0 90 1 o 0 OIL
Batteries-Ehret and Miller; Clauset
| and Marrift
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-10-01

TaEwrArnxs IN RICHMOND YESTERDAY WAS
clear and pleasant. Stars shining at mid
night.
Range OF the thermometer at the 'front.'
door Of thu Dfsp ron Office Yesterday.
Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-10-01
n.nrxr INrrLLIaExcs.
roRror RrcnMoNp. ssrrnmsrs 80. 1872

kOHVOE HlCnnOssbt W.
ARKyEp.
steamship wyanoke. Boa Nss y r" a.. ~
Co; s sss0ss B. wheeler, Godfrey. Phiadsipaia
coal, s. II. Hewes a GO. we,x.,.s MAJ
osnv ~ Home ;ee and Coal Company.
sS s..saons. John i. Brschsn, Ginn. hoesanas
lime. Warner Moore 70.
sAILED.
ssss,usr Arisl psyo Sorfois; m sss.1ss&
end ossssassrs: Z 3 rs:a'a' s Ne Ycs. -.
.h sseaM spd pssssnssrs; asorse W Ahss :
Co, agents p,,,..s. Ainexy. NJ
vnsdxlss: vessel CARTS q fafksh
PORT 0Twrr POINT. ssrrnsss - -
lDy tsiserspni
s....~bip bsisimors, Bsnnstss = ~
.ssSsrS end general cargo *.
- aAIlxn ~
s~x ssoarnl ooxxA - ~. ~ I.II
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-08
What is

Ca.,ora DIR. Samuel Pitchers prescription LOT infants
and children Il contains neither Opium, Morphine nor
-. x.,.otic sub.tancc. Il Is q harmless substitute
%, p.rcror,c Drops Soothing syrup-, and Castor OIL
II I. pleasant It's guarantee Is thirty year, use by
million. Of Mothers. Castoria destroys Worms and aas
f.,.ri.hpes. Castora prevents vomiting Sour Curd'
.u,rs Diarrhna and Wind Collie. Ca'tora relieves
,.c,bluu troubic., constipation and ha'ueney'
Castoria nssmiIates the food. regulates the stomach
and bowels, giving healthy ana na'"r'' .eep' 'a''
-, =, an. ch,ircn,. Panacea-the Mothers Friend.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-08
A. Vsf.I. Advantage.

A crowd - eight or Ten boy. wsis
shouting AMI dispuiins IN EliEat-ih
street. near Canal. aud the "boss" finally
Commanded silence and sail:
Snow. then. Jim and Jack !. Ia try 30
look each other cut % oounisnance. -;
that bar1 down here
A barrel half full ~ rubbish was littei
down Vu th. walk. aud Jim PLACID hi
hands on on. side And Jack Ca the other
and they s,ood thu. while they l-ni
their heads forward until their nos~s
were only foo, apart.
"Sow b-gin a. look. aid the bnss. -
the crowd sncircle,i the barrel. "ani
the FIR, TELLER a. has tears In his eyes ).
gouer"
Before taking hi. place a, the barrel
Jun hal turned from the crowd AM
taken q bii. ~ something slyly extracted
from hi. hind pocket. The mystery ~
h.. action was sou explained. The pair
hadn't been gazing into each others op-
tic. over thirty seconds when Jack sud.
denly cri-i ont;
"wherv'- ma backrr' want 10 pui
In a claim % foul. This here XII ha-
took bite - raw onion aud l. brraihin
into my eyes % make the tears come.'--
New York Evening World.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-08
Tbaaghtful

In the churche. for oolorri people Ia
some part o, the south. when a collec-
ton !. 20 b. taken. the box. instead 81
bring pissed from Isw 81 Pew. u de-
pp.itci upon a table In front ~ the pull
pit and the brethren ani sisters are ex.
hortei a. come forward and put their
contributions into u. A writer Ia The
Christian Union says;
! had slipped into . back Sat % a
large African church at Columbia, =.
C.. one sunday evening. and was watch
ing the taking u the ofIertory, when one
Of the DRAGONS with that tact which BE-
long, o. almost all ihe colorcd race. came
aud politely oGersi Ia carry ~ for ms
any contribution which cared "a make.
handed him a twenty i've cent piece.
and with inimitsble TompOsity be-
marched down the long aisle. carrying
the lsegsrly cum 80 that everybody
could .oe IL Snli.nly he turned on his
heel and started hack. while the curious
eyes u the crowd all turned 10 follow
him. Arrived within Speaking distance.
the good OH man called out. In wills
per audible 81 half the congregation;
"Dc Jon want any changrr-YOuths
COMPANION
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-08
p..s,.s 10 the n.s~.
ri LOST.


nat 10 q. Say. o.. Diist ssesssd N
G.'iisg the balls.
B~for- ! sni this yarn think ! viii
tell . story. We always uss,l 90 toll
stories, and so,nsiime. eool many 20
them. every night after We got hom.
from our days shooting Thsrc Il ne
Jro man =, City Pom, - oil that nobody
knows how old be- is-one - tho oil
knock kne,,i nsgru- about leo year, old.
al twisted up and doubled up with
rh.nnaiism. who walks 81 crawl. about
sit lhe as.istano. q two cane, ani u
.. ga - Uncle Joe. one day the oil
,sil1Y vas slowly making hts way
through th. village siry~t when along
came = white man. v,ry vel known
character In that town. half s.'as over :
IL WAS pretty nearly "as full a. gnai,-
and h. hsvfrnei Ia have his nh. with
him. anil crack .ho, be u. whether
drunk OF soh-r. A. soon a. b. saw Tn.
Gle Joe s~si~l on IA, stump h. sung outs
Il -sy. uncls Jo.. 1T me put = potato
ON top o. yolr head and shoot u 81. ]
will give ION tfiy c-nis u bust the -
tAio 90 q dollar II Kill ye.-
The Oh negro looked up anil rrplici
"Do you say. boss. You will give me hfiy
o,ui. II YOU bust "a. potato o. a dollar
" Yer ILL m,y'
"Ycs.- was the rrply.
swell. den. ~ ahead. bo~s.- aid the
old man.
The potato was placed on the top IL
the OIL negrp's bead, anil the white man
staggered 81 about thirty pscrs AMI
drcw a bad. The smoke AMI hrr shO,
fronl the rife and the potato spun his.
In the air.
well. III h. shovel. sail Jim. Il all
DO u. 90 I'm q soj-rT
lie staggered M o. Uncle Jo.. fumble'l
around in two 81 thrvc 81 hi. pockets.
hsbc,l on, half dollar and handel u Ia
him.
The oil man ,-.ined very much sur
prisei. II va. long time since he hal
.-cb - much money. lie looked Al u
lovingly. biz u. turns,i u over. looked up
a. Jim. AMI aid. We'll. h,ss. rs- sorry
I al not Kit ds dollar "-fOrrs, and
STRAIN.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-08
Tn. U,.r..i Yi,a...-

II was CA second avenue surfsc. car.
A woman W.. standing up and holding
% strap. while among tho~s ,itting
down wasA man ~ Cat and bulky TIA,
b. certainly occupied the space required
by two ordinary per-ons The WON !
standing up mus, have rraliESi thu. Il !,
Cor she looked down upon him In . coll,
icy manner lie saw tina, she DID, and
he felt II biz duty 10 explains
Madam. In the hrst place ! am -
awkward On my leg. that ! should ,nm.
be down u ! irei 10 stand up In car.
In the neat place. while I occupy to
ses,. have PAID two far. Conductor!''
"wcll. siry qusrici that Official. ~ he
came IN.
"Didnt I positively insis, that you
take double fare from mey'
"Ycs, SIR
"Ani an ! occupying more than two
.eaisy'
"So. sir
"You -. how I; IL. ms'sm.- aid ths
fat man ~ b. Turned to III. woman. AT
the hnt 50 OF you'd infer that was an
II. o. q. When the situation u st'
plain~l You must 49, tina, fully r-cug'
niIs the eternal Gtnss. - things. some
q the lean. Eve cent men here will Nd
doub, offer YOU . Eat"
On. - them lid. ani thu FAT man iel'
- content aloai things that b. -oon fsll
aslccp New York Evening World
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-08
~. .o.-Cr....s,.l r.,s-a

No. ca. -Cr...- ts,s.s
lnAngle. IA In nsh.
In ycArning. not 10 wish.
In lemon. nj Ia par
IN grampas. Dot In tssr.
IN chapter. ngs In lsrok,
In walter. ut In cook.
In stariy. not In scsk.
Two animals yoa may no~ sesk
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-08

fiLLUr oF vEAL.-liave the hone
taken out, and With Vide piece Of tape
secure the fatty piece Of skin TO the out.
side ~ the meat. Make incisions all over
the top Of the meat and all them and the
hollow where the hone VAS with stun.
Ing made % foliows: One cupful OF
bread crumbs, two tablespoonfuls OF
butter chopped 10 bits, half . teaspoon
ful % salt, two pinches Of black peppef,
. quarter Of . nutmeg pounded hnc, .
tes.poonful % grated lemon peel, the
sane quantity Of powdered sweet mar
joram aud sprig OF two Of parsley
minced very fine; mix With the yelk OF
IN egg aud all all the hollows. pressing
it In deep. Roast slowly. allowing A.
teen minutes To each pound after u has
begun 20 cook, bssting st hr,t With SALT
aud water and Afterwards With lts own
gravy. Tbe gravy left In the dripping
pm wiil form jelly, which may be cut
In blocks and used With parsley TO gar.
nish the mests. Leaves aud flowers cut
from ''-sled brets and carrots Are pretty
20 Dr. = With.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-08
u.,s..i u.ii.f

The prison-r was bsiorc the police
fudge In crriain town In Michigan.
which shall H. uamslc.s her. for the
s,ke % the judge. family. ani q police
man stool l-.side him.
What. the chirgry' inquired the
judrr. with dignity.
"Disorletiy conduci. your honor w
stonle,i The guardian ~ the pace.
what va. D. dang
"singi.- 'Comrsl-,.' your honor
~ cour.- everybody In the courtroom
expected tho pri-oner b. get ~ l.s-t
sixty days. bat u wa' not 60 b" ~. The
Judge instead innOcenly Inquired ~
the policeman;
What's 'Compirsy AMI the cop
tainted. Detroit IRE, Pres
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-08
A eoY,s essay OK BRuArS

A little hoy In the North side Public
school r.c,nily handed 10 10 the teacher
mi. foilowing competition on ''our
Brrsth;"
.Our brrath u made % air. u IL werr
not for our breath We would die. The
breath Keep. going through our liver.
our light. and our lungs. Hoy. .hut az
la q room all day should not breathe,
they .houh walt until they ct out
'door.. Air IN q room has ctrbonoCti.
IN II, and clrhonocid. !. Ioisoprr than
mad dog.. one. some men vas shut az
In a black hol. In ibdls. aud cartonoci'le
got Ia that hole. aud sfore morning
nearly everyone % them we're dad.
Girl. Near correct. which .9uecre their
dl.ss,m. too much. Girl. cannot run
snd hollor like toys cause their diagram.
sr. .qaeeyed. ifi~n . girl would
lust run aud hollor 90 my diagram
would grow. That. all on breath
Exchange.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-08
MOVING.
"A ,,,r ..y from rssay,ea.l

long uaY frvm Ir.nI1-i
Voc mss wake and call me esflyi esii -
early. husband dear.
fomerrO~ vii 10 ths busiest TINE ~s''e hsa
foe iust Q year.
i.,r,Ii 10 msss wert ssoa, The house than
tOth 10 ne eau ds
A, Nv. e'elsck In the morning. dear. When The
day bexias o. br~sk.
W. must h an x,t sp ssi stir around. and U
hog-.. fsr se-ine-s SAKE.
rAs dsy wlll ~ the oaly pr~sigas thing thai
will ~ truken.
nlshi. ~ all Joa',s spossa
You M. yvar, sp, 10 60, provoked. and -bsa
,oa'r. mad yoa swear
Bui ~ 10 kesp yoar ismg-r. dear. and don't 80
90 Q tear.
You tess IN. van men si~sy. a de-'roy
thlarS. morr or lc--.
Ard its ,ery s,ssvsrailns. dear. REALLY must
COATES.
III. ,Aia.. rl.a all ,-.,.a DOM. III. e.rV-u
taken un
AMI 4 dat .apy.,-s v,1i s,t . shsaos for .
dsceat biis ~ sup.
We'll have 30 d. the lscst 90 can stth things
from The srucsry store.
Api at then OF the mshtslpiecs, &C mA,'s
20 the nosr
yssr nish,shir,s fS.es-,i In TIE oven. love. aud
the pillows arr tat asag
yoa must slssp On the kitchsn table. desf-,o-
n,ofrus l. tnoyinz day.
Your tsntisek'. near The boiiosn " The barrel
~ t<-ots aud sluthss.
And the zap and towel. are sofps~her.. but
g.slses. only khow.
Your h.aks ar al Ia the coal eot-i pses~i
then s.tight a. ! conid,
yoaf rAs,fs pat Ia tie largest truhk. -Lsre
Pat the cnais aud wu..i.
The griilrpas patel In the bafeau dra-ef,
AMI the iahy !. IN there. tan.
tpl, the Lutiie In viii Lla-tss the bs-t
that rsa'd o..
,tsyOi
OH ,o,i-.s re stii - the usfris.t day IN al
the glsd Nes Year
Yoamus, vake sai call me eariJ. lYss. b-for-
-YshAe. Blads.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-08
s.,i.,..,.,, r,ri...,l...

Airump with nis arm In a sling called
on Mr. Manhattan B1ch for . quarter.
alleging tia, W., arm hal ben injured
Ia a recent railrnl accident
"Dpt yesterday Jon hal your Other
arm iu sling. all Mr. Bach.
"wsll. sugpo-- hail. d0n't you think
q fell.r's arm '-t. tirrl % bcing tel up
..ldsy' D-aiss. have GIT conclusion
II th. btain ani can't rrincmbsr half
the time which arm was broken. -
Ieaas SiiiineA
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-08
roxsruprioy CURED.

An CHI phy .lessa. retire.i from practice. having
Ne pl.rs.i IN hi- ksnd. by sa kast tsi,s missicn
ary IL fosnals ~ o -impe sessfahs rvmedy
fsr ths .tss~iy sst ,,sfInsbent earr % tossuUp-
tlsn Br,snr hits. Cstzrrt. Asthma anil al fbrcaA
ansl Lang Aeestieas, slso q p.sifiye ant rssfi<al
ears Zoe >er,es. Delility ant eli Nervoes CON
plaint.. a'tsr having tr-ted its woasierfai eara
duiy 10 msks 10 knSuu - bis suffering fsilovs.
Aetasis.i nv thi. masive ant o ds-irv W relieve
huwan sassrtnf. will -end free ~ ehArF~. a
eli uho dssire u. this rcCips. In herman. frsneh
usins seat By mall BY addressing With damp,
1shneev.ISfvvrr., nL-l. Rs-Assssr. H.y.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-08
,,,,,. r,,w,..,.. s.,,,,...

Uncle Isaac Thompson. an aged col
or-d man living in the Jersey pines. was
very sick. lie wife nursel him faith
fully. seldom leaving his bedside. Ono
morning when the doctor drove lp To
the house he was surprised Ia see her
sitting disconsola,.iy on the doorstep
with her apron thrown over her face.
why. Aunt Sallie." he called out.
"what IL the natter Anything wrong
with my psiien,y' "Oh. dnctah. sobbsd
the I'D woman. "when ia, pore man
walked M dis inornin he found hissaif
eead."-Sew York Tribune.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-08

AFTER using Ely. Cream Bslm two
month. was surprised to find that the
right no.trii. which VAS closed for over
twenty Years, AN. open and free n the
other, and can use Il now ne could no:
DO for many years. feel very thank
full. ~. Cre-.sugham, 7.3 18th ST.,
brooklyn.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-08
M. gs...sa.

Iicks-Therr u - littl, sincerity In
this world Everyday ss~ms 10 b. act
ing part. Come. let us 40 to the thea
ter.
wieks -wsll.ihst's good onel You're
,irvd o. acting. and yet you want to 10
b. the theatsr'
Hicks-Ths's Just the reason why ]
wan, % go there. You know'-Bo-ion
lrauscriDt.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-08

CorYrr lev CREAN.-Grind four
ounces of coffee very coarse, put II In .
small saucepan With pint % cream,
aud steep for ten minutes; strain. add
half q pound ~ sugar. . pint Of cold
cream and the beaten white OF one egg
stir, pour In freezer and freeze.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-08

iti. quite probable that YOU may need
the service. 81 physician some day
but you can postpone the time Indefinite
~ nv keeping your blood pure and your
system in,lgoraiei through the u.e ~
Aver. ssr.sparills. Prevention !. bet
Ter Than s-urs.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-08

Ihay. teen a gr-a, sufferer from dry
caisrrh for many yesr.. sud uIei many
remedies. bat none di M - much b~ne-
NJ az Ely. Cream Hslm. u completely
cured me. N. !. l.slly, - wccisari
Ave. BOSTON Highlands, Mass.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-08

She didn't get it.-"Eth-i (f.hlng for
a complainant 81 wonder what he saw
IN me To fall In love With" Clari.., -
That. what everybody ssys. Hut men
are curious creatures, dear"
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-08
HOW uNPLEASANT

Il IL TO s~e beautiful child's face dI,.
figured With vile humor-, bursting
through the skin In plmrles, blotche',
and sores, and sadder slill, when the
young and innocent sre laughed AZ and
twittsd In all surh cases. Parents should
give them that good and pure remedy.
sulphur Bltters, which vii search and
drive out of the blood every particle OF
Gazette.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-08

Remember that Ayers Cherry I'ectorsl
has no equal ~ . purifier Tor colds,
coughs, and al affections of the throst
and lungs. For nearly half . CENTURY Il
has been 10 greater demand than any
Other remedy for pulmonary complaints.
All druggists have q for sais.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-08

Teddy-How old are you. Aunt Milly!
Aunt Milly twho owns 20 thirty.6ve)-
Oh. Teddy-almost hundred.
Tsddy-Auntie. ! can't believe you
I'd belisvs yoa u you'd aid hfty.-Has-
psrs xAeadnA
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-08

a tsstims OF the WHY ard tssrsesa
ApAsram making 10 no rvc,n, tns,itu
tiOn. but IA. long t--a = fsshiooAbls
smu-msnt - the witty and lcsrpssi AZ
the coart - Louis XVI u ~ss the leading
t.lstlms. AMI the hing. u IL aid. employed
. lssrp~i mAn especially Zoe The par-~s
u composing tbe-- fNnci.. ~ ~tt Zoe Oh,
smu<ment - hims-f and court IL 80
. gro.i triumph Of the M~y~yal snagrsm
m.iist 10 End In Pilates question "QuId
ct ,yntss'" lwhA, is truth ~ own Al
swsr. "Es-i viz qui siest" 10 is the man
who 10 hsrl This certainly ts mo-s sin
sllsr
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-08
~. %. Triangle

IA letter from Wales. s,o 10. Roman
weight. frum , n ~ spring 81 minsrA
water. frum o. ~ the Instrument by
which Q ship y steersi. from 20 ~
.mpty. from Q 10 a. scooriins Ia rule
from % II. an extract ~ Lad. from e
a. the at q, drawing. frOm . TO y, tsnt
% Musicians frum 10 10 ~. PERTAINING tS
coins. from 90 %. the Surname % an snii
nsnt f.rr~Dn t.rru In February, from 10 Il
n. q name given 10 the sccood day u fse
ruarN
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-08
=. ai.-M.r.i saa.r,.

ia sh-uh the loavs. - which ar.
uss.l Ia making - ? The American AL.
. R-Comesdim +. Appavut 3 Ahci-s
n 1 Fonsuiaiion : \ city ~ Italy
4 pushs,i \ pnstiun 8 Conciudci
III Responsibilities 2 Active .
To ts maigrci MAkr- level s Judg
ulaut
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-08

AChe.ter lady staving at Bellefontaine
fshe,l q visiting card from the bottom Of
the lake which bore the nam. of Charles
y. McGinty. M are our quondam
myths sub.tsntistrd.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-08

Cos Snobbsrly was quite late In arriv.
Ing at soiree given r-crntly by prom.
Ineut New York lady. When he ar.
rived he Immediately sought her pres-
snce and said;
IL beg thousand par'ions for coming
% late"
my dear sir replied the lady. "y"u
can never come too late"
Gus thinks this IL = hint TO stay away
altogether Tens Siftings.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-08

Baldness I. often preceded or accom-
panied by grsyne.s % the hair. To pre-
vent both badness snd grayne.s, use
Halls Hair I.sn.wer, an honest remedy.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-08

There are men Who button up their
coat. co tight they can't get their hands
Into their pockets whenever they get
down on their knees 10 ask God 10 give
them missionary spirit.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-08

"My client can clear himself, feel
.urr, II Won will only give him tim",
pleaded ih. lawyer. And the kind
hearted Judge gave him t~.niy y.sr..
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-08
sfsfe infsrease.

wool-why 1. II that they eharsr
now for the waters AZ Saratoga
Van Pelt-Giv- u NJ; bat ! did hear
that one % the big hotels had q milkman
A. inanalsr Truth.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-08

II seem. pretty ,er,in that Trinity
Church, New York, will have to pay
siooo Tor importing minister. Sins aud
however, are still adj
miitci FREE of duty.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-08
oyrogD. So, . coar Of rws.,. he'll a,

OXFORD. ss Al Ceau % Probsis he'll 81
Paris. vithly AMI for the County ~ Onfori
On ti-s thiri fsesasy of feb., A. n. i-,l.
s'n the Istition ~ 0eprre D., Dvsts, Guardian
81 Lissis %. sBi trsnsi. W. kiilos, of poItsr,
minor heir- of W. nsis W. Rhios. late ~ Porter.
ssli AMI convey certain rial estate described
In hs petition % Al AZ an sivsntATeoas ener
oftwcnty i've deilars thu proeeesis 30 ts u-c; fcs
thr hensht ~ .aii varis,
OspsKhD. That th~ ssii pstitiossr i've sosiee
~ all persons ntsr.tesi. ~ causing an ab-trset
Of his petition. Utth this orier tksreon. 10 be
publish~i thrr. weeks socressiseiy In the Ox.
lori i,esnesrst. nswspsp>r pfinsrd q Paris.
Court. " bs bebl q fArs. On tbs thiri Tuesday
nj Mar. pext, ~ psss oslark In the fervnosn. and
shyu eas~s ifany Ny have WY Ne sass sksabi
oEORoE A. wIIsOx, Jsdss.
ATs&ssvy-sssas-u. q. pAvtss nsgass.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-08

For .un-burn, tan or rough hands,
ba,he With Johnson's Anodyne ilnimeni
Il night; wonderful.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-08

". have notlc~i that tb. cheaper the
trou.sr. q young man ha. on, ia. rnorc
fur be- puts on the collar and Gun. OF hi.
oxsfts,ats.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-08

Ne, 10 IN. rsssies
No q A Problem In ngurva tooG
No - Numerical Enigma
AL hsbit. ssiAsr b. 1H.s~a d.gre->
As sruoks male rivers. ri'srs r4s W ssAA
No ~ Enigma Carrot
No ~ A lisSAgon
UPAs
Pun
ANTI Err
ST LURus
CERT NE
RUS
SECT
No si.-Pfctur~i Prvyerb A fooi 81
his money ~, soDn Iari~d
So - - ConuBdrum B-caa-s 10
,hN-si
No n -Doabls AcrUstie PrimAlA Hay
sri. nnAls. Taylor Cr~sworis Hon
net 2 Armada , Yearly 4 Astral 8
Rut,so G DetOar
No "A Termination Puzzle I. Pre-
tsni 2 Susp~ni 3 D.>csnd Atteod
5 C0ntsnd q intsu-l Extend. 4 Ap
pr,hsBd Disisnd "a Offend II. ~
frisnd
Ma a. Hidden Authors whippls. Co..
,is, H,ine. Lyly. Mann. Hunt
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-08

.Are any Of the colors dlscernible 10
the touehy'' asked the school teacher. 81
have often fell blue replied the boy II
At the head Of the class.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-08

n va Ssh b. 90 the ,t-~i ~ . 80
Voc sGrsly must ~ 90 u.
E'sn thea yua Cahnoi alssys tbov
Nhsthsf va -tll siAhd % at
Ami-c hisyuus to- on ig-bks a Q 90
With sag~F at iongiux syes.
Ari steals . ftls. cali thiaslEg 10 fsa.
fof tua 80 small is sire
II. UAsss l. ussfal AMI Ga.
Cbsnist. .tlll have n to.isy
n. m1rh I'll tel 9Th truthfaln~-s bill
bat Ask 10 ulsfs - ne. gray.