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The weekly Floridian. [volume] (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1867-19??, 1892-05-07
Criticising q Young Lady.

"She would be pretty girl but for ON
thing"
whats that?" asked Charlie.
George "Her face is always covered
with purple and red blotches."
Charley-"Oh, that's easy enough dis
posed of. Used to be the same way myself
but caught on to the trouble on day, an(
got rid of it in. no tlme."
George" What was i,?"
Charley -" Simply blood eruptions
Took short course OF 2. P. P. I tell yol
1t is the boss blood corrector. The COVER
nor had rheumatism so bad that you cOul(
hear him holler clear across the county
every time he moved. BE tried it, and you
know " hat an athletic old gent be is now. l
somebody would give Miss Daisy pointe
she would thank them afterwards. All th'
drug stores cell it,"
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The Highest of All Chimnevs.

Within 100 working days. barring any
untoward act of providence, the high
est chimney in America will form the
most notable object on the Denver land
scape. On Saturday the Omaha and
Grant Smelling company let a contract
to M. Scanlon 20 erect chimney at the
works on Forty-first and Delgany streets
$50 feet high. At this time the high
est in America is that of the Clark
thread mills in New Jersey, 335 feet
There is one at Freiburg. Germany, AGO
feet high. but it is only twelve feet in
the clear, while that Of the smelling
company will be sixteen feet in the
clear. The height of the one now in
use here is 1856 feet:-Denver Republican.
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LEMON ELIXIR.
A Pleasant Lemon DrinI

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For biIiousness and constipation, take
Lemon Elixir.
For indigestion and foul stomach take
Lemon Elixir.
For sick and nervous headaches, take
Lemon Elixir.
For sleeplessness and nervousness, take
Lemon Elixir.
For loss Of appetite and debility, take
Lemon Elixir.
For fevers, chills and Malaria, take Lem
on Elixir.
DR.. Mozley's Lemon Elixir will not fail
You in any Of the above named diseases,
all OF which arise from torpid or diseased
liver. stomach, kidneys or bowels.
Prepared only by DR.. H. MOTLEY, At
lants, Ga,
Soc. and $1.OO per bottle. at druggists.
Lemon Hot Drops.
Cures oil Coughs, Colds, Horseness. Sore
Throat, Bronchitis, Pneumonia, Hemor-
rhage and oil throat and lung diseases.
An elegant and reliable preparation.
% cents at druggists. Prepared only BY
DR.. II. Mozley. Atlanta, Go.
April l.em
The weekly Floridian. [volume] (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1867-19??, 1892-05-07
Smuggling a Painting Out Of Italv.

II a usually well informed correspond
ent is correct, this is how the famous
picture of Caesar Borgia, sold for 6OO, 900
francs to the Rothschild family by
Prince Borghese, was sent out Of Rome.
A coating of wax was laid over the ia
NOUS Caesar. and an artist painted the
portrait of Pope Leo XIII on the wax.
1t was then dispatched to its Partisan
destination, the coating of wax carefully
peeled off, and the famous Caesar now
ornaments the Rothschild's great gal
ery of masterpieces--Pall Nall Ga
zette
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The Oregon Boot.

A decided novelty in footwear is the
Oregon boot" SO called, with one OF
which train robber who arrived in st.
Louis was manacled. The boot weighed
49, pounds, and detective spent fif-
teen minutes in opening the combination
by which it was secured to the prisoners
foot Thus hobbled there would seem
to be small chance for malefactor to
effect his fight from custody unless be
should somehow learn the combination
Practically he might as we'll be an
chored to fireproof safe.-Philadelphia
Ledger.
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1t Stopped the Painting.

A story of ''fainting beauties" is told
fnthe memoirs of the Rev. Julian Young,
subchaplain of Hampton Court palace.
One very hot Sunday young lady, not
. resident of the palace, but living in
the vicinity, tainted in the chapel dur
ing the service. Sir Horace Seymour,
q widower, Waterloo hero, of COM
manding presence and strikingly good
hooks, raised the PROSTATE lady in his
arms, carried her to his apartments, de-
posted her on sofa, left her to the
charge of his housekeeper and returned
to his seat. Strange to say, ON the fol-
lowing Sundays young lady, each
time different one, tainted; and on
each occasion the same gallant knight
performed the same kind Office for the
sufferer and then returned to his post.
On the last Of these three fainting
Sundays Lady Seymour, the aunt of Sir
Horace, said to the chaplain after serv-
ice: 81 say, Mr.. Young, this fashion of
fainting will degenerate into an cpl
demic if it is not put stop to- With
your permission, will affix before next
Sunday this notice in the cloister, at the
door of entrance: Whereas, tendency
to faint is becoming prevalent infrm-
ity among young ladies frequenting this
chapel. notice is hereby given that, for
the future, ladies so affected will not be
carried out by Sir Horace Seymour, but
by Branscombe, the dustman.'" This
warning produced the desired effect,
and the plague of fainting beauties was
staid.
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Business on Hand.
1t was at breakfast.

1t was at breakfast
II wish you'd come to the Office imme-
diately," said Cholly's father
"Cawn't do it, WEAKLY" WAS the answer.
''I've got to- go and get weighed, wight
Off"
What for?"
Because discovahed this morning that
cawn't get both my own legs into one of
my twousahs legs, don't you know, and
unless Pm getting stoutah. I'll have to
call that blawsted tailah to account, you
know. Wv ashington Star.
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A Seasonable Explanation.

The Husbapd-So this is the garden that
you've told me so much aboutl Where are
the flowers?
The Wife-You see those laths stuck in
the ground with pieces of paper stuck in
themi
The Husband-Um.
The Wife-Those are the fiowers.-New
York Sun.
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The demand for willow wood for arti-
6cial legs has grown immensely in re-
4csnt years. The funny men on the stage
talk giibly Of cork legs, but light willow
limbs are more popular.
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The Wrong One.

DR.. X. Pert-My dear, will you hand me
that monograph of mine on "Organic
Poisons" am to testify tomorrow and
wish to refresh my memory a bit.
Here it is, DEAR
mo, no! Not that one That's the one
use when testifying for the prosecution.
am engaged for the defense this time."-.-
Indianapolis Journal
The weekly Floridian. [volume] (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1867-19??, 1892-05-07
Babies Afraid Of Black Clothes.

At sight of a strange person, object or
animal baby will cry. Anything black
win produce more disturbance in the
mind Of baby than anything white
child refusing to go to relative in
!. fark clothes would not hesitate if the
suit were changed to light color. with
O white. red or blue necktie.-Bsby.
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One Irish snipe shooter. Mr.. Foster. OF
Dublin, was used to Irish boys. He was
20 cool that he had been known. when
bogged and going down, to kill bird
with his right barrel, another with his
left, and then throw his gun for friend
10 catch. 'Forty-five Years Of Sport.
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4 New York ,soman photographs odd
psople In odd situations. She picks mp
0bjects on the streets or anywhere and
.Gays them TO dit for her. She sells the
photographs to artistA
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THE LEGEND OF THE LANTERN,
BY Mrs Olivia Lowell Wilson.
This charming story will run through
several numbers. and will be illustrated
With original photographers by Will
Philip Hooper.
THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF MARY,
BY Ada Marie Peck
To IL ose who have read ''The Fejean
Mystery" by this author, we need say
nothing, excepr that it is thought to be
better Gf possible) than any of her pre-
viOus efforts.
ADVICE FROM EVERYWHERE,
By Olivia Philips,
Embracing such subjects as "The Sick
ROOM" ''Home Nursery" Children's
Nursery" "Amusements for the Shut
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Ins,'' ga Minister'S Outing" "a Yer
Well Spent" etc, etc.
AUGUSTA SALISBURY PRESCOTT.
well known from he writing for thegat1
New York papers, the World, Advertim,
to-, continues to write for us and duny
The year " i'll furnish series of artaein
that will be well worth the price OF tas
magazine, entitled New Year Resp
TONS" IAN Afternoon Tea" JennJ q
Going to be Married, wedding hes1
ents," etc.
BELLE C. GREENE,
VIII Sc numerous sketches, The Hawkm
Family. have made her famous IN taD
way, will give us some new feasuiu
which Eve are a>sured) will be mon
mirth-prOvoking than her previous =
forts.
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With the January Number

THE DISCIPLINE OF PAIN,
By Edgar Fawcett.
A story Of New York life, written in
his best vein and manner. His national
reputation is at any time guarantee of
an interesting novelette,.
MARJORIE LEE.
By Margaret Spencer,
Whose bright ana attractive letters from
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e will Begin two New Stories:

| Washington have met with so much
favor from our readers. The story Is
located in the Capital, and as the su-
thoress herself resides there It'll full q
real incidents. We predict for MsxiprH
Lee warm reception from our subsedb
ers, who will be sure to find her ~
winsome, aud feel that the authoress T.
worked for them fairy web that -
many beauties and real interest woven n
it's meshes.
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GODEY'S FOR 1892.
YOU NEED MAGAZINE IN YOUR FAMILY, GET ONE thai
GIVES THE BEST SATISFACTION FOR THE MONEY

GODEY'S will save you in Dress Hints
ten times the cost in one year.
GODEY'S will give you better idea
of how to dress and what materials to use
than any similar publication.
GODEY'S will give you better reading
than most of the high class $50 called)
magazines
GODEY'Siwill give you choice of 10
cut Pater Patterns during the year, alone
worth double the subscription price.
GODY'S will give the best illustrated
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1892-01-08

CHICAGO Jan Ia specia! from Washing
ton asserts the supreme court viii deliver
decision in the Nebraska gubematoriai con
tested election case Monday, and that the
decision will be favorable 10 Boyd. Three
judges dissent. The di,patches stated, but the
majority stands BY the democratic candidate.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1892-01-08
AEfUbLicAN SENATE,

II may be well for the people that re-
publican senate will propose and demo
cratic house dispose. The arlstoeratie body
Is controlled by republicans, thanks 70 the
rotten borough states created for this pur-
pose by a republican congress. II Is body |
far removed from the people and In touch
only with the favored class. Possessing
no constitutional power of originating
measure for the increase OF taxation, the
senate aecompllshes by indlrectlon what
may not be done directly. An evidence
Of republican intent Il found Ia the state
ment that bills for the appropriation OF
over $4,000, 900 were offered on single
day at the very beginning OF the session,
to which must he added SIS. ,S4a as the
result OF three more days of senatorial nc
tivity. One feature of senatorial extrav.
aganec Ia the bill for the appropriation Of
sio.ooo,ooo In lump for the erection OF
new government, buildings at cost not TO
exceed tss,ooo for what are termed presi-
DENTAL postoiliceS where the receipts reach
at least $4,000 year. This Is one OF the
logrolling schemes by which votes are TO
be gained for the greater raids on the
treasury. II congressman from "dlstriets"
clamorous for a portion OF the swag an
nually voted from the treasury may show
their constituents fair chance OF securing
a new postoliiee building at some "corner"
| ha kvul rssa a IN a., tha astt.,a
tlon OF simple iolts who hsye known no
higher standard.
Against the evil tendency oi the senate
Il will b. the duty OF a democratic house
to contend. 1t Is not sufficient that Speak
er Crisp has placed Mr. Holman at the
head Of the committee on appropriations.
Frequently II has happened that members
seeking iavors have combined to defeat the
endeavors Of such Legislators as the In
diana obIector. II has been thought fa-
thered by the hope OF republicans that the
overwhelming democratic majority In the
house would reader that body less amen
able to such discipline a. mly be necessary
10 maintain the par'y's traditional oppoSl-
tion to ex,ravagant expenditure. The
7imes does not accept the proposition. II
recognizes fact we'll understood by many
OF the majority that the people at tho last
congressional elections made definite
declaration against the extravaganza
which had marked republican control nj
affairs. Only few months stand between
their present action and their appeal to the
electorate for u new lease o: power. DEM
Gratis IN close Districts may not sensibly
expect reelection II they tail to observe
the expressed will of the people.
Democrats from districts relied upon 5
sustain the party may not expect another
majority In the house II they join with
republicans In measures tending 10 In
creased taxation. Here will be found
safety fer the people. Democrats IN the
house will, II they be wlse, constitute a
committee Of the whole on strict economy
In this way they will block the game oI
their opponents in the senate and perform
a service for the country which will be re-
aee,ed In party advantage.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1892-01-08
CHE ae,llorrat.
pREaAruRE REJolniSc.

The republican organs which are laying
the tlattering unc.lon 10 their souls that
the democrats of the House have aband-
oned or weakened In their purpose 10 re-
form the ''worse .than-war- tailff" do well
to ehuckle now. They will have no oc-
cation TO do so later.
They will get more tariff reform than
they know how to meet before the session
Ia over and the country Will learn pre-
clsely the lines 6t revision which the dem.
oeratie party will follow II the people shall
give Il full control Of the government.
The democrats OF the House will not
waste the session In an attempt to perfect
and pass complete tariff bill, only to have
Il quietly smothered In the senate. But
they Will pass, either In one compact
measure or In separate short bills, amend
ments to the Mckinley act putting upon
the free list probably wool with reductions
OF compensaling duties on manufactured
articles,) iron ore, tln-plate, coal, salt,
wood. cotton ties, blnding-twine and per-
haps other raw materials Of manufacture
or essentials of industry.
Are the prosee,ionists sure that meas :
ure or separate bllls of this character would
not pass the senate' DO they feel entire
confidence that the president would dare to
veto such legislation In view Of the dan
erous revolt against MeKinleyism in the
west and In New EnglandI
1.-THE republicans should reject measures
OF relief sc clearly demanded by the peo-
pie the democrats could ask no better issue
for the presidential campaign. Iowa and
Illinois and perhaps other western states
would become hopefully eon,estable by the
democrats upon such an issue, and Mass
achusetts would be doubtful for ths re-
publlcans with an acceptable democratic
candidate.
The shsllow plea is urged in some dem
ocratic quarters that Il such bills were
passed the republicans would share equally
In credit. Such fear Is both unpatriotiC
and puerlle II the country can be bene-
fitted that would be very narrow Parti-
san,hip which would deny It relief lest al
the credit might no, accrue to Itself. But
the country would know that the re:lei
measures originated, as they must, In 4
democratic House. that they represented
democratic policy, and inat they were ex
torted through prudential iea's from th'
republican leader. whose policy Is embod-
led In the existing law.
There will be no hilarity in the protect
Ton camp, nor any reasonable disappoins,
ment among true democrats, when the at
tack ol the House upon the new ,aria o.
abominations shall be fnished,- New YorI
World.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1892-01-08
ADMINISTRATORS SALE.

NOTICE is HEREBY GIVEN THAT
in pursuance aud By virtue of an
orde Of the Hon. County Court Of Linn
county, stale Of Oregon, ma te and entered
of record on the l2th day Of December,
1891, authorizing, empowering, directing
and licensing the undersigned as admin,
istratrix OF the estate Of Alex Downing
deceased, TO sell the rea. estate OF said
decedent hereinafter described. will on
Saturday, the 29th dav OF January. 1892,
st the hour oil o'clock p IN of said day,at
the north door OF the county court house
In the city of Albany,iu said Liuu county
oregoh, to the highes. bidder for eEe'
half cash in hand aud i1e-half on twelve
months time at ner cent interest with
approved security, the following de-
scribed premises, towii: the southeast
quarter of the northwest quarter, the
northwest quarter of the southeast quayt-
or, the northeast quarter of the southwest
quarter. the southwest quarter of the
southwest quarter, an lots 8, 9. 10 and
IL, of section Is, in tp 9, s r Il e Of the
Willamette Meridian, in Linn county,
Oregon. being the donation land claim of
A Richardson and wife in said town.
ship. and containing Sl6.4S acres more
or less.
Dated this 2Srd day of December. 1891.
NJ. A. DOWNING,
ADMINISTRATIVE.
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PORTLAND. Dec 3o.--Train No Of the
Union Pacific, which left La Grande for
Portland at $500 Tuesday evening" when
about thee miles out met'wiih accident, re-
sut:ng in the instant death of two persons.
Thr train was rounding curve IN an up
grr lie on the Grand Ronde river when the
tender ofthe forward engine left the track an 1
was torn loose from the engineer and going
over the bank. dragged down the second en- /.
gine and tender and tipped over the mall and
baggage cars. Engineer r e Las and Fire.
man G G Miller went down with their engine
and were instantly killed.
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salem, net I'm u.

SAN FRANCISCO, De; 3r.-The Pacific
sorthwes, and California baseball leagues
have been consolidated. At meeting tonight
at which Messrs Rockwell and Hardie repre-
sented the northwest league. plan of con-
solidation was agreed on. The clubs win re-
ceive 50 per cent Of the proceeds whether q,
home or abroad. The ad-uission will be 90
cents except In San Francisco, where as cent.
will be charged. There will be six cubs in
the new league, one each ftom Portland.
Tacoma, Seattle. San Francisco, San Jose,
and one from either Los Angeles or Sacra
mento.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1892-01-08
DIED.

BURKIIART.-0n Thursday ev ening
Dec 80, the three year old son OF Mr. Grill
Burkhart.
MILLER.-On Thursday, Dec. 81, 1891,
at the home of his father, Mr. Mart Miller,
of consumption. Homer Miller, aged 76
years, after lingering illness. He was a
young man wellliked and leaves many to
mourn his death.
SPINKS.--On Thursday evening, Dc.
81, 1891, at his home near Harrisburg, OF
consumption, resulting from the lagrippe,
Mr. Ernest B Spinks, aged 81 years. The
deceased was a native Oregonian, and was
son of Mr. Perry Spinks, of this city. He
was young man of excellent character
we'll liked by all, and leaves wife and
four children, besides many friends to
mourn his death.
SMITH. Thursday afternoon, Dec
3rst, 1891, at the home of her mother, Mrs.
L. Simpson, In this city,of typhoid fever,
Mrs. Amanda Smith, aged 80 years.
WATSON.-On Thursday morning
Dec 81, 1891, at her home In Linn county
between Albany and Corvallis, Mrs
Levina, wife of Henry Watson, aged
about thifty-fve years.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1892-01-08
German
Syrup

The majority Of wel1-read phys-
icians now believe that Consump-
ton Is germ disease. In other
words, instead of being in the con-
stitution itself it is caused by innu-
merable small creatures living in the
lungs having no business there and
eating them away as caterpillars do
the leaves of trees.
A Germ The phlegm that is
coughed up is those
Disease. parts Of the lungs
which have been
gnawed off and destroyed. These
little bacilli, as the germs are called,
are too small to be seen with the
naked eye, but they ara very much
alive just the same, and enter the
body in our food, in the air we
breathe, and through the pores of
The skin. Thence they get into the
blood and finally arrive at the lungs
where they fasten and increase with
frightful rapidity. Then German
Syrup comes in, 1oosens them, kills
them. expells them, heals the places
they leave, and 50 nourish and
soothc that, i'll short time consump-
hves become gerIn-proof and well. o
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aEveTy man for himself and the defl
take the hindmoat continues TO be the
rule. Here IL another case. Trouble Is
brooding between the farmers along the
banks OF White and Stuck rivers Ia Wash.
lngton, because Stuck river has been
blocked so 50 10 turn lie water into White
riveT. There has existed for some years
n deco rooted rivalry between the farmers
who live on White river. ~ King county,
and those who live or the Stuck river IN
Pierce county. because each has wanted
10 dam his own river, so as 10 turn all the
surplus water Into the other stream. How
the presence OF ~eil armed men with the
Intention to fight indicates trouble.
The state rights democrat. [volume] (Albany, Linn County, Oregon) 1865-1900, 1892-01-08
TROPICAL TEMPER.

The 0regoaIas editor Is wrought up Into
q heated mental state because democratic
papers can not exercise confidence In the
political statements made by Its CORES
Pondsnt at Washington. lie wants them to
have imPlici, faith In what the correspond
ent says, but he adopts very unwiSc course
to inspire that confidence, for he gets mad
and scolds as audibly as fish marke. wo-
mar. lie denounees these democratic
papers as"organs Of dense and uninielligent
partiSaRshlp" because OF their unbeliei, but
what paI,isanship could be more "dense
and unintelligen," than that exploited in
the columns OF the OrggoSiaH every day
from lis correspondent That there is
difference of opinion among democrats as
10 the beat course TO pursue IN securing
healthy tariff iegislG,ion, there Is no room
for doubt. Among men who conscientious
ly seek In tariff legislation to benefit the
masses instead of the classes, there would
necessarily be differences Of opinion as to
the method of procedure, but there Is no
difference OF opinion as TO the desIrability
of tariff reduction. Cdsp Is just as much
in favor Of tariff reduction as Mills, but
they differ as to the course to be pursued
10 secure IL.
The New York HeraL and World eI-
hibit no such symptoms of alarm. The
former says, 'there really Is not any great
cause for alarm nor any fears OF serious
split over Mr. Crisp's refusal o, put Mr.
Mills at the head of the ways md means
The World says, "the re-
publican organs which are laying the fat
tering unctIon 10 their souls that the demo
G. ats of the house have abandoned or
weakened In their purpose TO reform
the worse -than-war-tarif do we'll 10
now. They will have no occasion
to do 80 later" This will be fully verified
later on.