Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-06-21
A NAN or IDEAS.
And E.sh O.s We. worth snail Pee
tans In Itself

And E.sh O.s was worth . small Pee
,.ss In Itself
lie hal rayelei out at the edges He
had ripped al the seams lie had shrunk
la the suls ani faie,l In the boiling. but
he hal lots % talk left Said he 10 the
other man on the bench with him:
"Thi. IL simply temporary en-
harras.ment -some,hing which | shAil
sp-eiily recover from. aud pay al
creditor. In full. While I'm temporA-
My unable to m-ct the dsmandS % my
creditors. I'm chuck full % ideas worth
thousands All I want IL for some cspi.
ialist ,o come forward and back me-"
what you goty' bluntly queried ths
other. who had also suspended payment.
"shl IL. on the dead quiet. you
know' suppose. for instance. that Q
barber car was run on all elevated trainsi
A broker with two day. growth gets
on NJ Rector street. by the time he has
reached Thir,y.thiri be. clean shaved,
hair coinbcd and bis shoes blAcked. No
waiiing-no du,t-no fie.. Enjoys the
scenery while the barber lathcrs and
.crapes. I'm going 10 offer Jay Gould
the idea for $4,000 In CASH
"Pur,y good. ssid the other.
That's only one Of my ideas. What
would you ssy 10 dining room car on
the bridge trains quick lunch-9uAil on
toast, oysters on the half shell. bread
and butter and coffee. A. you are whirl~i
over one ot the grandest structures IN
the worldi Make the price twenty-five
cents-colored waiters-no paper pap
hns-rral oil Java coffee. chr Why.
man. there's col 81. 90 waiting night
there to L. pickei up. All want Il the
encouragement ~ sone live capitalist"
II think she'd work." observed the
other after due reflection.
"And whats the matter of having .
cycl0rama car on the eleyate,ly' contln.
uei the other. "a car can bs httci up
with the Battle % Gettysburg, An
tistAm, Atlanta or Missionary Ridge
ju., A. well as not, and the price of al.
mission shouldn't b. over dime. Pas
ssngrr gets on In Harlem, se-s historical
painting a. he IL whirlei along and gets
of down town, plea~sd And refreshed.
No going thre. or four miles from home
and climbing dark stairways Every
stranger sure 90 take a. II and the car Is
full all day long iwant t25. 600 for the
idea alone. but II backed by some capt.
talist I'll make hundred thousand out
of II In year"
you've got some purity COOL thinks
In your head, said the other man In an
encouraging way.
Thinks, my boyl I'm all thinks.
can think out a think quicker than
lightning. I'm the Napoleon Of think.
err. sh! Keep quiet Trump card Is
now coming lnclo-e the framework u
all the elevated roads and divide oa into
stall. for rent 30 butchers. bakers, cOn.
fectioners, lsundrymen. shoemakers. ci.
gar dealers, etc. cheap rents-con.
venient 10 the public-p-rmits 1900
small capitalists to 90 into business for
themselves. wouldn't close with an
offer for les- than $4,000 for the idea.
Have already taken steps to see what
can lease all lines for by the year. What
DO you think
"l,'s bcwtiful.'
"Cert. Got any sugar.
"Ten cents
That's plen,. Well 60 n have our
beer. Temporarily embarrassed, bat
creditor- can wait. Got the idsas. aud
now all we wan, l. capital and public
confidence. sh! Not q li.pl Let you
In on the ground floor. Come on.--M.
Quad In New York Evening World.