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The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-07-31
Another Serious. Outbreak.

Chicago Tribune
Well" broke ont the exchange editor,
all ct once. perhaps You can tell the diff
ference, sir, between a tunnel and leave
of absence that has expired"
1.-The one is bore.o retorted the hAan.
cial editor, in tone of loud defiance. land
the other gives you tired feeling. The
band will now play Annie Lau-'"
"Shucksl You're not within q Thousand
miles of it. knew you couldn's guess II.
The difference is"
Hold on" snored the financial editor.
ga man that can't guess . cheap little
connndrum like that"
How do you know it's q cheap conun-
drum" exclaimed the exchange editor, ex-
citedly.
didn't you try to give it away Just now,
I'd like to knowi"
"Mph! You gave yourself away trying
to"
The difference" unused the financial
editor. between q tunnel and a-and q
whatw
"a leave of absence that has expired"
Well, now. put it to you, if that isn't
8bOut the stupidest-hold on! Pve got It.
One is out at The endings and the other is
the end of the Outings@"
Nav" CALCULATED the exchange editor.
supremely disgusted. 1.-THE one is an ex-
cavation and the other is an ex-vacAtionty
1t was a warm day. and the financial ed
itor tainted dead away.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-07-31
THE ECONOMY OF MECHANICS.
How Refuse Tin II Worked Over and ]
Used I'm q Number of industries.

How Refuse Tin Il Worked Over and Is
Used in q Number of Industriek
New York Mail and "a press.
Where do ell the tin cans gof"
This is q question that as been asked by
Others besides the Mail and Expressman,
who put 1t to a superintendent of an East
side dump recently. and for their benefit
his answer Is given.
THE dagoes cart them off In big bags and
burn 'em up."
.Burn up tin-nonsense."
We'll. mean they sets fire. to 'em. They
gifts q lot of solder, when the cans git red
hot. and this they sells to plummers and
dealers. Besides the solder they roll tho
pieces of tin through q machine like q
washerwoman's wringer. This takes off all
the DIRT and pulls out the dents and then
the Eyetalian's wives take 10 over to Jer-
sey TO the trunk and box facb'rles umbrei-
ler-makers and others. W here they sells it
at a good profit. Y'see, the trunk men uso
the tin for trunk corners and the umbrel-
Ter and cane makers turns 1t into fair-rules
for the bottom end of their canes and um-
brells. Besides this, the dagoes sells the
scrap tin to other people. who beat it up in
to big hard lots and use it for sash weights
for winders. What them dagoes don't
know bout gittin' somethin fer nothin'
amt worth thinkin' about"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-07-31
As to "Littery Felsers."

Boston Journal.
Our neighbor. the Boston Herald, speaks
of 1.-The rather limited number of 'littery
fellers' in the Republican party" We arc
some what at loss as to precisely what
the Herald's choice English really sig
mites but if '.littery fellers" stands in the
Democratic mind for men who have been
favored with liberal education. we would
remind our contemporary of the chilling
fact that statistics record that something
less than 20 per cent. of the graduates of
our New England colleges are Democrats.
AT Harvard. President Eliot Gays. "most of
our students are Republicana"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-07-31
Out OF the Pan.
Good News.

6ood news
Sea Captain-Yes I want q hoy. but
think you look like a runaway. Now. amt
yet Didn't yon run away from homer
Boy-Ye-ye-y-e.s. but / couldn't help it.
They was Roin' to send me TO dentist to
have six teeth pulled.
They was. was theyf Well. I'd run of,
too. don't believe in film teeth"
mo. SIT, don't either"
"Of course not. You come on board with
me, and IL anythine's wrong with your
teeth tn carpenter can take 'em out with u
monkey wrench"
Boy went homo.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-07-31
The Text.
Brooklyn Life.

Wife latter returning from church)-You
should have been In church this morning.
We had q beautiful sermon.
Husband-Pll bet you can't repeat the
text.
Wife-Yes ] can. 1t was-the tenth verse
of the sixteenth chapter of Ezekiel: Il
girded thee about with fine linen. and l
covered thee nth silk"
Husband-Huh, 1t is no wonder you re-
memhar ~
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-07-31

Good News.

Minister-And 60 you think You are to be
q minister when you grow up, my little
man.
Little Man-Yessir. Mother says Pm Just
cnt out for minister.
Mlnister-Because you so love to do goods
Little Man-N-o: because I'm always GET
tim sore throat, and bein' ordered away for
nv health.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-07-31
A Kentucky Opinion.
T.{fa

Mr.. Jenks-I see that q new law In Ala
bama prohibits the selling of liquor within
three miles of church or school-ho
The Colonel from LouisvllleD-That's q
terrible blow to Alabama
Mr.. Jenks-Think soi
The Colonel-I should say 80. In three
years there won't be q church or school
house left In the State.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-07-31

Brooklyn Life.
Rector's Warden ito fair stranger)-Al-
WAYS glad to welcome You to our little
church, madame. Am very sorry our pas
tor was away to-day. You would have
heard o much ADLER discourse.
Fair Stranger lsmilng sadiyl-I have not
the least doubt of that. sir; my husband
himself felt that his sermon might be q
disappointment to the congregation.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-07-31
The Obliging Waiter.
Chicago News.

Chicago News.
Customer lin restaurant)-Have you any
crisp green lettucef
Waiter-Yes, sir. Perfectly fresh, sir.
Customer-And some fresh berriesf
Waiter-Some brought in to-day. sir.
Customer-And some nice green teaf
Waiter-Yes, six. / got some just picked
this morning sir.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-07-31

Cried An Anarchist, addressing an assem-
bly, of his fellows: I'VE are engaged in q
battle for"
BEER" yelled q boy standing In the
door, who seemed to grasp the situation"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-07-31
HUMOR OF THE DAY.
Privileges.

Truth.
"Huhw sneered Willie. You're nothin'
but a girl. You can't never be President"
''No. but can be the Presidents wife,"
retorted Sukey, proudly. land tell people
how to make apple dumplings"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-07-31
Summer Luxuries.
Good NaXa.

G0Ou NeW0
Little White Girl-We's goin' out er tn
city this summer. Is youses
Little ColOred Girl-Naw.
why hain't ye"
"'Csuse we uns is rich 'nough to stay in. >
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-07-31
The Wisdom of Experience.

Old Doctor-No. air. never have q pa
tient die on my hands-neyer.
Yonng Doctor-How do you manage it'll
Old Doctor-When find man is going
to die / get him to call q specialist.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-07-31
Relative Wealth.

Brooklyn Eagle.
One Author ito another authorl-Yen've
got good story there. Send il to the Cent
ury.
The Other Author-But. my boy, the post
age
One Author-Ten cents!
Other AuthorTTrue. but have only %
One Author-Bah! The proverbial timid-
ity of capital.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-07-31
The Usual Result.

New York Weekly.
Friend-You took your son int your es-
tablishment, some months ago, to teach
him the business. understand. How did
it turn QUIT
Business Man twearily)-Grea success.
He's teaching me now.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-07-31
Retrenched Too Soon.
New York weekly.

Clara-Why did you break your engage
ment with Georges He used to bring you
such delicious candy.
Dora-Yes used to; but since ] accepted
him he's been bringing me the 25-cent
Kind.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-07-31

The rarest and most desirable coin Of the
regular mint series in tho silver dollar OF
1874, which is worth 5000.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-07-31
An Astute Purchase.

Mrs. barley displaying her purchase)-I
have bought these suspenders for Harry's
birthday present
Mrs. Snooper-Tbey are much too fine for
man to hide under his vest.
Mrs. Darlev-That's what I think, so I
am going to wear them myself.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-07-31
Everyday Life.

New York Weekly
Mrs. DAvnoo lat front windowl-Officer!
Policeman-Yes, ma'am. What's wrong,
ma'amf
Mrs. DAvnoo-Notbing's wrong but /
wish you'd step into the kitchen and tell
the cook not to burn the meat, as she did
last night. Pm afraid to.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-07-31
Had an Engagement.

New YORK Weekly.
Railroad Superintendent (climbIng onto
the enaine)-That bridge ahead is very
weak. but by putting on all steam think
the train can pass IL.
Engineer-AIl right; but If l were In
your place I'd take q seat in the last oar
Superintendent-If Oh. Pm goin to get
off
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-07-31
BUTLER UNIVERSITY.

Easily accessible from Che city by OF electric
work. ElocIItion and gymnastics without extra
charge. Steam heat and electric lights in all the
buildings. Daily rectations IN all except most ad
vanced classes 10 begin not earlier than o'clock
M, so that students from the cry may board at home
without Inconvenience. Fau term begins Sept Is.
Catalogue sent free. SCOT BUTLER President
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-07-31

SIS. 1910 Chtcago-$3.75
Via Pennsylvania Limo from Indianapolis.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-07-31

Only 81 80 tn Chicago
Via the popular Monon route. the dining
car line.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-07-31
Easily Accounted For.

The Village Pastor-Johnny. you tell me
you have been to Sunday SCHOOL,
The Bad Boy-Yes, sir.
The Village Pastor-But, Johnny, your
hair is wet.
The Bad Boy-Yes. sir, it's Baptist
Sunday school.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-07-31

Only 1915 To Chicago
Via the popular Monon route, tho dining
car line.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-08-14

usages which had been part Of their constitution
| from the first. Their property was to be conns-
Gated lust as was that Of the religious houses.
| But the Companies were not so weak as they
looked. Their charities, special and general eu'-
poiary and permanent, were known OF all men anu
they recovered the estates that seemed 10 w
slipping from their grasp. The fact that they hao
! 10 give up important part OF their 1uhc.ioho,
that of picturesque religious ceemonial-had
doubtless not little to do with their reurenlch'
from activity in the business Of the City. Their
decay AZ trade organizations had fairly begun
by the opening of the sixteenth century anu
probably by the end Of il, they had practcahS
ceased to be of any Use for industrial PURPOSES
and 80 remained down TO the revival when ms
taken place within the recollection OF men WHO
are still alive Thus" remarks the author, OF
their thr c origira functions two, tho-e OF common
worship and association for commercial PuIPo',o
became absolee about four centuries ago iieir
remaining funcNon. the dual one OF hospi'aiS
and charity, became the only one which IL was
possible for them during great length ol 'ii'o
to discharge 1t appears that during the last iour
hundred years, ard until recently, tne Oon-
panics were mainly associations ldeh'lheu WIN
hospitality and benevolence.' Mr. Hazn''' INV
ever, defends them from the charge OF goiiha"
ding and easily shows that only very small p'i
oil inc Income Oh tll"Sc DouiVo 10 "PN'N
and drinking
In the time Of James l. the enterprise VI co'-
verting Ulster from desert into iruiIiui PRIV
ince was forced upon the London companies aii"
having put hand 10 the work, they aid ho'
abandon it, though il gave no adequate ic'ui"
for centuries and has only recently pecono ~
nnmcrative. They began ages ago the support
of great schools like st. Paurs, OF important
bosntals and almhouses and their unwaverlng
support and intelligent management OF thesc III
situations seem to have confirmed the wisdom OF
Dean Colet who, when he was asked why he
nlaccd ST. Pauls School under the control OF lhe
MERGERS instead Of the clergy, said: " That there
was no absolute certainty in human affairs; put
for his part. he found less corruption in such
body of citi7en9 than in any other order or de-
gree Of mankind" Throughout their history
they have been the friends Of the universities,
and since their revival in the thirties they have
done efficient service in the cause OF techhicai
education 1t was the agitation against them
within the last few years that brought to pubic
knowledge the hundreds Of charities, and the army
of pensioners that were dependent on these an
cient companies.
Mr. Haztt's volume is not scientific treatise,
Int a more or less miscellaneous collection OF
facts grouped first, in long preface, then In IL
general introduction, and finally in a classified
list of the companies. It's superiority to Herberts
we-known work. if it can be considered superior,
is simply in its wider scope, since it aims 10 give
some account not only Of the great companies,
but of all the rest.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-08-14
left the Theresianum by project or other esscal

left the Theresianum by project or other o6Scial
of the institution. But after coming OF age In
July, 1891, his father gave him permission to go
about alone a privilege OF which the Prince sell
dom took advantage. During the vacations lasA
ing through July, August and September, His Hign'
ness, accompanied by a number Of attendants, vs.
tied the various countries and courts OF Europe.
The responsible duty Of directing the studies
Of the Prince was made comparatively easy by
his mind, character and disposition. While stu
in his native land, he had been deeply impressed
by the most ancient civilization in the world, the
beauties of nature and the habits and customs OF
the Orient But great events had also influenced
his character The calamities Of the revolt 81
Arab Pacha against the rights Of the Princes
father, the terrible street fights in his native
Alexandria of which he was an eyewitness, we
dangers in which he himself was often placed,
early developed and rounded out his character.
The deep sense OF law and order which he showed
in small as we'll as great things during his entire
course ot the academy and the deep appreciation
of the high duty of his calling, liehtcncd greatly
the duty OF his instructors.
Thus adds the report, on the night OF
January z, 1892, the news of the sudden death
of Tewfik Pacha fcached the Theresanum, call
ing Crown Prince Abbas Hm Pacha % the
Egyptian throne, his teachers could say with
10y and satisfaction that he was filed with deep
love of his country, was gifted with talents and
heart was in possession OF knowledge, and would
be guided by feeling Of duty and justice in the
solution of every problem which might confront
him The best proof of the rpeness of his charac-
ter was given by the Prince himself when he
said to his tutor: IL have no longer the right
IN ha vOunur
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-08-14
EBEyE'S PIPES.
From The London Graphic.

good deal has been written In various quarters
with regard TO the little Elizabcthan pipes IN which
the late Charles Kcene took such great delight. |
cannot help thinking that the persistent smoking
OF these pipes must have done not a little injury to
his health The pipes were so short, they became 50
charged with nicotine, and bc so peIsis,cnty smoked
them at every opportunity. that cannot help think
Ing he must have absorbed largo amount OF poison
Into his system. No one unless he had smoked one
OF Keene's pipes could have the least Idea of Its
strength. remember trying one at his studio
evening and though pretty tough tobacconana Han,
shall never forget how my head was affected and all
the pains endured In consequence. had all the
symptoms Of suffering from the effects Of powerful
narcotic poison.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-08-14

familiarity, of the facility with which an a'
least apparent connection is established "'"een
the man and what came after him. In trying W
Dust him the believers In the discovery oy 'he
Norsemcn in 1000 A. d., appear TO oe Wasting
their time, far as the present geheia,, ro, -
concerned but in urging the propriety of Viking
Fxbibi,ion at the Worlds Fair, they are emil
nentIv right. Such an exhibition ought to nc
arranged and il II is not done a grave blunder
will have been committed.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-08-14
LIFE-s4vIyG HUM0R.
From The London Globe.

Inc L0NdOn OIODe,
There is q priest at saratoR who is humor1st. ane
It seems not improbable that his humor has savec
his life. During the cholera riots his reverence W.
aThat Is the priest who buried me alive have lust
risen from the grave" Although the peop,c %srs
IL YOU have just rsen" he inquired Of his assalant
how Is 1t that you are already drunkP' Inc ansv3
tale.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-08-14
LITERARY NOTES.

DIR g. Weir Mitcbels characteristics" Will soon De
,,h,,sbed in book form BIZ "The Century, Company.
Al the same time they will bring out " Crows Nest
and Belhaven Tales by Mrs. Burton Harrison, ana
Old WAYS and New collection Of tales by MISS
,-iota RoseNorO
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-08-14

What shall we give as the lasting results of
sbeilcy's life and labors asks Mr.. Adams. and he
answers his own query thus
Firstly and chcny-the purity OF his personality.
M other man OF his time was so disnterested, none
o,hsr 30 ingenious. lie loved The Light and continu
eIlv sought for Il, fearing nothing, With one heart
"a one face for all His courage was peerless.
Ill curiosity was unbounded. lie had no respect for
snything or for any except such as he conceived
they we're able justify. superstition had no place
an him. selhshness, meanness. lgnobility were UNI
known to him. His generosity was Of Tho SORT
which instantaneousy forgives everything to the van
ouished. The woe he would have dealt out was lot
he conquerors alone. Finally his capacity for happl
ness for childlke trnstfulness and love, vas I'M
mense Left to himself. he was as one Of the hng-
ION OF heaven. The picture Of him alone In his
Italian haunts is Joy of refreshment and repose 10
every weary toler after better things. All, truly
VIC do well to blame him for mis- faults, eNcelently
we'll we commonplace people OF the hour. We children
Of this world wiser In day and generation seeing
that the shapes OF folly or sin which these faults
took npon themselves were due To none bat us.
child that he was. and child OF Hight, We vrinkrd
denrens Of the darkness vexed and tortured him
with our uncomfortable egosms. our hateful cxigencles
nut now know him better Life Is llfe and In the
factors must be judgedcan alone be judged-by the
strict rules OF the game We cannot call him great
but Is Il nothing to say OF his spirit that II was
iovey1 We cannot take his larger labors seriously
they are not lasting contributions to our exiguous
store OF deathless achievement But Is II nothing to
say that handful Of his lyrics gives US delicate
music, a subtle perfume that are too rare ana too
exquisite for either US or those who come after US
ever IN forfeit
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-08-14

Turkish. Shctll Nedjib Encndi, VINO accompanied
the Prince from Egypt, was his teacher in the
branches just named In addition to the studies emu
mcrated, he also attended the classes in German,
geography, history, mathematics and natural
sciences.
After residence Of three years at the academy
the first part Of the Princes education was deemed
complete and with the beginning Of the year 1890
'0l his professional training was begun. The
rector was directed to train the Prince as perfectly
as possible in legal and potico scientific branches
In October, 1900 with this end in view, tutor
who also acted as his counsellor-was placed at
the disposition of the Prince. In order to accom-
plish his tasks more easily His Highness took an
apartment, consisting OF study, bed chamber and
dining room, in the part OF the Theresianum known
as the Oriental Seminary. The military studies OF
the rince, which he followed at this time with
especial pleasure, took up also much time. Ito
attended lectures on army organization, tactics reg
ulations engineering, practical geometry, military
GEOGRAPHY, fortihcation building and the art of
war The reading Of the Koran, the study OF the
native languages and the modern European Ian
guages--ncluding also Italian-were continued by
the Prince during his professional course. A proper
amount of time was also devoted to gymnostic
exercises.
During his hours of leisure the Prince was al
ways found in the company Of his comrades. On
Sundays and holidays he took long walks or
drives, made visits or attended the theatre When
he went to theatrical performance he usually
invited his brother or some other pupil TO accom-
pany him. Until the beginning Of the collegiate
year 1sel.'s2 he was accompanied whsn4vsr b
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-08-14

The Willems Fund In Holland Is Issuing Valuable
collection OF the Netherland ballads, love SONGS
comic songs, student songs and nursery rhymes.
some of these very old and Of great Interest ana
beauty Two volumes have already appeared.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-08-14

TIE ENGLISH REDISCOvERY AND COLONIZATION
OF AMERICA. By John b. and Marie A. shipley.
1omc DID, ISL. London Elliot Stock.
The Madison daily leader. [volume] (Madison, S.D.) 1890-current, 1892-07-09
COMMITTEE NAMED.

Chairman Campbell Appoints the Repub-
lican Executive Committee.
NEW YORK. July 9.--W. J. Camp
bell, chairman, and T, HI. Carter, secre-
tary of the Republican national com.
mittee, gave out at the Imperial hotel,
this city, the names Of the national ex-
erntive committee, in whose charge the
u tunes of the Republican party have
bsSn placed during the campaign. The
committee is as follows:
j. s. Crarkson, Iowa; Garrett A. Ho-
bart, New Jersey; Samuel Fessenden,
Connecticut; Henry G. Payne, Wiscon-
sin: Richard c. Kerens. Missouri; Will
lam q Bradley, Kentucky; William A.
Sutherland, New York; Joseph II. Man.
10y, Maine, and John r. Tanner, Ill
inois.
A conference of the members present
Id the city, Messrs Clarkson, Fessenden,
Campbell and Carter, was held during
the forenoon at the imperial hotel.
The present officers of the committee
exofiicio are: Chairman, w. J. Campbell,
Of Illinois; secretary, T. H. Garter, Of
Ohio; vice chairman, M. H. DeYoung,
of California; treasurer, G. N. Bliss, Of
New York. The committee viii hold
its first meeting, at which chairman in
place of Mr.. Campbell will be chosen
about SATURDAY..