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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-28
BUCK MOUNTAIN PHILOSOPHY.

The cucumber sings to the watermelon
under the green apple tree: 1--WE are
cramping tonight on the old cramp
ground"
Smoking is said to prevent cholera. The
candidates and their cigars can be regarded
as a heaven-sent visitation if choiea effects
a landing at Castle Garden.
A boys best friend is his mothers slip
per.
A Conyugham hen recently laid an egg
surrounded by band. The Mckinley bill
has brought on such state of prosperity
that hens won't lay unless music is fur
nished for the occasion.
1nis is the season of the year when the
girl who is too broken down to assist her
mother can walk up and down the board
walk ct a seashore resort for nine hours al
q stretch, with nothing to lean against but
a broken down dude.-Hdzleton Sentinel.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-28

Go and hear DR.. York the noted Liberal
orator al Salt Lake theater this Sunday
evening at S sharp. Seats free.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-28
SALT LAKE CITY BREWING co.

AS rule the breweries sell at this time
of the year their youngest beer on account
of the insufficiency of their storage capac-
ity. but we are pleased to state that we
have enlarged both our brewing and stor-
age capacity to such an extent that we now
sell the oldest and best quality Of beer ever
produced in this market We will furnish
q sample to any retail dealer free Of charge
by addressing US for prices and terms to
our office. j. NORTH,
Vice-President
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-28
IDAsHA, an absolute cure for dyspepsia.

For packing and shipping of furniture
and household goods, go to Sandbere
Furniture company.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-28
= Daily exceut Sunday.

Daily except Sunday.
Orchestra every day and night. Bathing,
boating and dancing. Fare for round trip 50
Cents. ID. Z. BuRLEr, General Agent
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-28

We will give The DAILY HERALD On,
rear and the set Of Encyclopedias for $50
IS down and $3.50 per month til paid; Txzs
SUNDAY HERALD and the set for S22 so.
and THB SEM-WEEKLT HERALD and
the set with apremium receipt) for $23. 90,
also n monthly payments If desired. "A
di,cOtt OF per eent- tCiil be 1lIOire6 for casa
The above offer Is for the Encyclopedias In
cloth binding; sheep binding IS. 20 PSF set
extra; half morocco, $500 per sct extra
These valuable books can snly be obtained
are now en- hand, and we viii be pleased
70 show samples TO any one vss VII Oh
- oar ezace.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-28

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Manchester Insurance Co. of England,
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Excelsior p Lithographing, printing,
blank books, Kelly & Co., 50 W. Second
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GARFIELD BEACH.

Commencing Sunday, July 10, trains be-
tween Salt Lake city and Garfield Beach
will run as follows:
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-28
HERALD HOUSEHOLD.
Some Nice and New Points in
Laundrying.
DIRECTIONS FOR INsEcTIcIDE.
A Valuable Collection of Useful Domestic
Recipes and Suggestions for the
Housskeeper

Ow q beautiful
lamp shade. al
most rivaling a
porcelain one, can
be made out of
large sheets of
fine, thin Bristol
board will inter
est The HERALD's
lady readers. Cut
the sheets the
shape of the wire
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-28

Use our Dew Drop can goods. The best
is good enough. ROGERS & Co.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-28
The Egg Cabinet.

This is novelty in the house-furnishing
line. In order 10 have fresh eggs the great
est care must be exercised in keeping them
in such a way that plenty Of air circulates
about them, and the cabinet in question
seems to ill the bill to nicely. 1t is made
of wood, the front. back and sides consist
ing of small round sticks set an inch apart
so as TO give perfect and thorough circu-
lation of cir on all sides. The interior Is
fitted with trays pierced with round holes
into which the eggs fit securely. The top
of the cabinet is fitted up with beaded
edge and ornamental centrepiece, and, with
the other portions pointed and striped in
various designs, proves not only useful but
rather ornamental.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-28
IDANnA, an absolute cure for dyspepsia.

THE AMERICAN
Fire Insurance company, of Philadelphia
viii insure you against fire.
h. J. GRANT s. Co., Agents.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-28
Testimonial OF Editor CHAs- F. SNYDER
Rice Lake, Wis.


AS is well known to q large number of our
friends. we have been under the treatment OF
DIR. O. W. +. Snyder, the celebrated specialist
OF Chicago since the 18th day of January, 1885,
or obesity. with very gratifying results. as tbs
following statement of weights and measure
ments before and after 70 days treatment will
shows
Before. After. Loss.
Weight..S35 pounds. -279 pounds $50 pound'
Chest. 55la inches. A inches. Tx inches
Waist 6015 inc es... 40 inches --l5z inches
Hips 49, Sc inches As inches.--20 inches
''All the time we have attended to our regu'
lar business. suffered no Inconvenience what
ever and have been improving every day. We
would advise all afflicted with obesity to write
TO Dr.. Snyder. We will be pleased to answer
all letters of inquiry where stamp is inclosed. y
Rice Lake (His) 3tvaes, april 1, 1892.
PATIENTS TREATED BY MAIL
Confidential Harmless and with starving. incon vsne1ce
For particulars call address With &c stamps
DR.. o. w. F. SNYDER
MoWcKER's THEATRE BLDG. CHICAGO
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-28
Good Times Here.
INVEST IN REAL ESTATE.
is SURE TO GIVE
Us A BOOM.
The Railroad Talk.
The Natural Gas Talk,
The Building Talk,
The Cheap Money Talk,
The Shelter Talk,
The Big Crop Talk,

something short time the fol-
lowing properties the They
and terms; nstament plan most OF
them Very few touch these prices.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-22
The Casual Congressman.

The Hon. Alfred c. Chaplin, a repre>
sentative in congress from Brooklyn, N.
Y. in the course Of an interview several
days ago, remarked that ''unless one can be
an attentive and permanent member Of con-
gress, 1t is better he should stay away"
Mr.. Chaplin evidently did not mean to say
that unless member could get lifetime
lease upon a seat he had better not go to
congress at all, but that the member should
remain at his desk during the sessions for
which he is elected, and pay attention to
what is going on in the House to which he
may belong And Mr.. Chaplin is correct.
The casual congressman is altogether too
common. He is oftener out of his seat than
in it, and even when in it the legislation
under consideration is more than apt to be
"all Dutch" to him.
The casual congressman is usually pol
itician who cares more for the success of his
party than for the good Of his country, and
leaves his seat to pull wires" for his
faction. In the present congress there are
several shining examples of this class of
Legislators. Several of them have desks in
the Senate end of the capitol. But the dust
is kept off of those desks by the jauitor
only. The men who have been assigned to
them by "admiring constituencies" are
down south hunting and fishing" or other.
wise engaged In the game of delegate
getting.
In the growing list of distinguished casual
congressman there are but few names of
southern members. be it said to their honor.
Even Mr.. Mills, whose bsenteeism caused
some little comment recently, has not gone
down to Texas hunting and fishing" al
though an election is to be held there this
week which may or may not make him a
United States senator. His example is
worthy of emulation.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-22
Mr.. Depew Points a Moral.

Chauncey NJ Depew visited the capitol yes
terday in his capacity of president of the New
York Central railroad, and made an argument
before the commerce and navigation commit
tees OF the legislature, says the Albany En-
press.
In the argument the people of Albany are not
especially interested, but by way of introduce
ton Mr.. Depew told one of his characteristic
stories, which may bear repeating He repre-
sented the railT Dad as being in very much the
position OF certain mate on q New Bedford
whaler.
The story was told me by friend of my
youth, who was a little wild, d" said Mr. Depew
The captain Of the whaler was a stupid and
opinionated fellow, while the mate was intelli-
gent. One day while cruising the mate spied a
whale.
There he blows he cried.
THE captain looked, and seeing nothing,
growled: 4 can't make her out.
In few moments the whale blew again.
time.
81 didn't see him. said the captain, In a sury
tons, but If you are sure get out a boat and go
after him.
The mate did so and succeeded in capturing
the whale, which yielded eighteen barrels of oil
pretty good for those days The captain was
quite delighted After the oil had been stored
10 the hold of his vessel, he took occasion to
compliment the mate. Undoubtedly said he
when We return to New Bedford You will be
promoted; l venture TO say that copy of en-
crossed resolutions will be presented to you by
the citizens
But the mate had been injured in a tender
spot, and instead of accepting the captains ad-
vances, he replied, I care nothing for promo
ton and want no engrossed resolutions; all 1
ask on board this ship is simpl' decency, and
that of the - commonest kind y"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-22
An Unorthodox Bsnediotion.

The people Of this world do great many
things-''just because" says the Chicago Tri-
bune. That is said TO DO a woman's reason. and
poor one at that, but it is all that can be
offered in explanation OF why many question:
able deeds are performed. Frequently there is
no other Justification for actions than ''iust be-
cause" Often one does thus and so lust because
some one else does. Go to church Sunday morn
ing and watch the early coming portion of the
congregation crane their necks to get good
look at each later arrival They do so lust be-
cause. When the abSurdity of their actions ia
pointed out they can offer no good reason for
having done so. A knd-hearted minister once
sought to relieve his congregation of the trouble
OF looking around by announcing the arrival Of
each conner.
Mr.. and Mrs. Jones are entering the church
now. Mr.. Jones wears a suit of black and Mrs
Jones is dressed about as she was last Sunday
Following them comes q stranger with wart
on his nose. He does not look to be dangerous
and you may safely keepyour seats. The Misses
smith come next. They have new hats trimmed
IN pink ribbons" The congregation was not
slow to see how absurd practice they had been
Following. The church in which tots minister
people who worshiped there had their own
means OF conveyance. There was no occasion
FOR wild rush TO catch outgoing trains or street.
cars. Yet bis hearers at the clote of the even
ing service could not wait to be properly dis
missed. They knew there was really no occa-
sion for hurrying away, and yet they seemed to
be unduly eager TO get out Of the place-just
because.
Finally, one Sunday evening, at the close of the
SERVICE the minister lifted his hands reverently
as was his want to do in pronouncins the bene.
diction, and said: LET us button our overcoats
adjust our gloves, grab our hats, look to the
Lord and be dismissed. " Just because" should
not be offered nor accepted as q sufficienzreason
for doing or not doing anything. Persons who
can show no moro reasonable justification for
their deeds should be punished-just because.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-22
BRIGHT BITS.


FILL JOIN YOU in minute, 81 is what the min
lister said TO the couple who were waiting to be
married.-YOnkeTs Statesman.
DO YOU know. young man." said the proud
father, that when you marry my daughter you
secure a valuable jewell"
How much is the jewel WORTH" asked the
practical young man-Bnoch.
PHoToGRAPHER's AssIsrANr-Mrs. Van Per-
kins complains that her portraits don't look
like her.
acknowledgement, does she. She
ought to be grateful. -HGrper's Bazaar
HIcKs-That was Mr.. Blank Strange you
didn't know him. His picture has been in all
Wicks-That was probably the reason why I
didn't recognize him.-BostOn Transcript.
BARBER during shampoo)-Are you troubled
at all by your hair coming out?
Cholly (feeling where his mustache ought to
appear)-No, me deah man, I'm twoubled
becawse it won't come out.-HaruGrd Lam
poon.
FIRST PARIsmoNER-I think we ought to raise
Dr.. Thirdly's salary.
Second Parishioner-I don't He is such a
conscientious man that he would feel bound to
preach longer lsermOns.-Kdte Fields Wash
tngton.
BIGGs-Let's start a newspaper, You furnish
the money andrn supply the brains.
Dlggs--Agreed. II we both put in our whole
capital, we shall have the satisfaction of know
ms tAat mo Oau never 1850 dnyLnlng.-6oStOn
ITulscrtpt. EW
FRANK-Do you know I heard the other dav
that the blocks from which they print those
five hundred dollar bills in America take nearly
year to engrAve.
Ella-O really. I suppose that's why they're
so expensive. -Judy.
SHE-7Don't you think Mr.. Morris is an ex-
tremely graceful man?
He-I can't say that do
She-Did you ever see him enter drawing
room?
He-Yes but have you ever seen him leave a
barroom?- EDOch.
EAIPLoYER-Yod are having a decided ffirta-
ton with the girl who has charge of our teIe-
phone wire
Truthful Clhrk with cold chills running up
and down hisspine and with visions of instant
| discharge)-Y-e-e7s sir; but, please, sir
Employer Well, keep II up She will give
more attention to our calls, il you do.-Puck.
THEY we're talking OF poetry and as he held
well-manicured hand, and looked into her soul
ful eyes, she asked him if he remembered the
uncommon poetry about common things" she
said. II cannot think of his name, but you
know he is the poet who writes so much IN the
yernacuar -
Yes, deaf" he said, 'but never read that
| magazine. = Detroit free Press.
LAWYER Hurrah. let me congratulate YOU.
| You are theluckiest of mortals- Thanks to my
skill, havereceived judgment in your favor
| in the suDrtfne court.
Client-Aiter niue long years.
But, mydear fellow, better late than never ~
How mach do l gst?" asked the client,
anxiously
THE court DEGREES that you shall receive
$1,000. The costs aud my fee will only amount
to $780, 50 all you will have to pay me is
| g., 900"
.'Merciful heayensl and must lose nv money
besides?'
''Of course you lose your money. but console
yourself, You have gained your case. You
can't expect TO gain everything. "-TerdS Stft-
tnos.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-22
A story About Stewart.

number OF persons seated in the parlor Of
Harlem house were talking about New York's
rich men, both the dead and the living, divid-
ing them into two classes. the phiIanthropic
and the other kind, says the New YORK Times
When they came to A T. Stewart there was
quite an argument. Finally the hostess said:
Il didn't know Mr.. Stewart personally and
am not In possession Of facts on whioe 70 base
an opinion as to his manner Of treating persons
and institutions deserving of financial assist
ance but can say that once had valuable
present from the house of A 7. Stewart
handed.
Come with me and I'll show it to you, " said
the hostess, and she led the way upstairs into
what she called her spare room" IL was an
old-fashioned room. with all-posted mahogany
oedstead and other furniture to match. Upon
the floor was a velvet carpet, with such figures
In Il as used to be fashionable back in the
early EOS.
Here it is said the hostess pointing to the
carpet. This carpet, that has about forty
yards IN 1t, came from Stewards, and 1t didn't
cost me a cent
Everybody wished to know right away how it
all came about.
We'll I'll tell you, -" said the hostess. 1T was
TINS way: went to Stewards and selected the
carpet, and ordered them to send it W and
measure the room and then TO make the carpet
and put 1t down, and was to pay for it &C. o.
D. In due time the carpet was made and laid.
aud when the last tack had been driven the men
started to 90 away.
How about the billg asked 4 was to pay
lot This carpet cash on delivery
we amt got no bill, said the men. They'll
send the bill from the house
We'll, waited and waited, but no bill came
Ihen the thing slipped out of my mind. and
staid out for about three months. One day it
came into my head that hadn't paid for that
carpet, and so went down to the store and
asked for the bill.
We've no bill against you, they told me.
Il insisted that there should be a bill, and
they went to work hunting over the books
Presently they told me that paid for the car
pet when 1 ordered it.
Il declared that | didn't do ANYTHING of the
sort, and then they got mad.
Madam, they said, our books show that
the carpet is paid for, and we prefer to 90 by
our books rather than by your recollection
and. do you know. they absolutely refused to
take my money, They wouldn't admit that
they could have made an error"
Il wish could buy some carpet in the same
way. murmured young man who has Just
rented a fiat in One Hundred and Twenty-fourth
ing.
body.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-22
Senator Hill's Southern Trip.

Senator Hill told his friends on his arrival
in Washington that he was very much
pleased with his southern tour. The stten-
ton he received IN the states he visited graft
fed him greatly. He seems to think the
welcome given him means that he will be
the choice of the south at the Chicago con-
ventiOn.
Senator Hill is mistaken il he thinks the
applause be received and the hospitality
shown him are conclusive evidence that the
southern people regard him as the most
available man for the presidential nomina-
ton OF the Democratic party. His
prominence in connection with the
nomination makes the people anxious
to see him in whatever part Of the country
ne may go. The southern people bad
curiosity to see him, and when he came
among them they gratifled it. They are
hospitsble, and they treated him as a dis
tinguished guest. And they feel very
kindly toward him because he has always
expressed friendly regard for the south.
and. besides. he is a distinguished demo-
cratic leader.
But Senator Bills southern tour did not
strengthen him with the southern people,
Those who met him, although pleased by his
agreeable manners. were not impressed with
the belief that be is the man the Democratic
party wants for its standard-bearer in the
national campaign. 1t is true his speeches
were literally applauded, because they con-
tanned many things that were worthy Of
applause and that we're introduced. doubt
less, for the purpose Of eliciting ap-
plause, but they produced no noticeable
effect. Those who heard or read them
felt that Senator Hill lacks profound con-
victions upon leading public questions
that he is more interested in personal suo-
cess than In the triumph Of the principles OF
bis party.
In this city his reception was as enthusi-
astic perhaps as in any other. He was well
coined as q distinguished visitor. Those
who do not favor him as a candidate for
the presidential nomination Joined with
those who do to make his
visit pleasant one. The
kindly feeling with which he was greeted
here and elsewhere be has evidently inter-
preted as an approval Of him as presiden-
tial candidate, and that Interpretation has
been accepted 20 a considerable extent
throughout the country. When the south
ern state conventions meet, however, 1t
will become apparent that Senator Hill had
e very slight hold upon the south before he
made his southern tour and that he did not
strengthen it by that tour.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-22
PERSONAL.

THE houses occupied by three Connecticut
governors-R D. Hubbard. Phineas Lounsbury
and NJ @. BuIkeley-stAnd in a row in one street
in Hartford.
CAROLINE EscHARD, pays more taxes than any
other woman in her county. IN Ohio. is a direc-
tor Of q bank, and is connected with several
other enterprises.
A BOSTON woxAN on a visit 10 Rome called at
the vatican. and, being informed that the pope
was Ill, offered TO give him the Christian
science treatment but the offer was declined.
H. c. BRowS was a poor carpenter when he
went TO Denver In 1859. Now he is building q
Sl.5O0,0OO hotel out there. About midway in
his career he used to run the Denver Tribune.
SISTER ROSE GERTRUDE. who went to the Ha-
walian Islands to live and labor in the leper set
Element, aud married DR.. Lutz in that far of
country. writes that she is happy in her island
home.
Gov. RUSSELL of Massachusetts, said In pub
lie speech in Boston last Thursday that he
could not be considered q candidate for the
presidential nomination so long as Mr.. Cleve-
land was in the field.
EUGENE FIELD dined dozen or more literary
friends in the Union League Club, Chicago. a
few days ago. ALI the distinguished guests got
to eat was corned beef hash. boiled potatoes,
saleratus biscuits and Outtermilk.
A@AAhNNE AhASsO, lIo JouE1diAobs uEhuhJlbL anu
statesman, who died few days ago, was the
last surviving brother OF the great astronomer.
He was the author Of over 100 plays and in
1879 he was himself director of a Paris the
alter.
Mr.. EDMUEDs, who has grown youthful in ap-
pearance since leaving the Senate, accounts for
the change on the theory that the old fellows
there were so grave and serious that a man got
to feel very old merely from associaTing with
them.
SENATOR GALIIEsER Of New Hampshire has
accepted an invitation to deliver the dsdicatory
address at the ceremonies incident and upon
the opening of the Printers Association at Den
yer, in May. DR.. Galiinger is an old printer
himself
The largest landowner Ia the San Joaquin val
ley. California, is Henry Miller who has under his
individual control more than 1000. 900 acres In
1880 Miller was q butcher boy without cent in
the world He is said to be now worth between
$4,000 900 and 81. 0O0, 900.
NINE De BARRIos, whose Forthcoming mar
riage to European nobleman has been an
nonnced, was kidnapped from her home in the
Guatemala mountains and made the wife of the
then President of Guatemala, whose death left
her beautiful and enormously wealthy young
widow.