The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-05-28
puNaENr PARAGRAPHS.

--I}riggs-"Do you think that Robin
son loves herP" Griggs-"lle went
shopping with her. Cloak Review.
--"I wonder what old Gen HaclSleton
can see in that odiously made up Miss
Weldon" "The old war horse likes the
smell of powder fancy. Truth.
--Lady-"So you are going to leave
us, Doctor?" Doctor-"Yes, madam,
on the 18th shall move into the new.
penitentiary." Lady-"As physicianP'
-Fliegende Blatter.
-Watts-"Your wife wouldn't object
TO your joining n new club, would she?
N. Peck-"Is il one of those suicide
clubs? don't think she would object
to that. at."-Indianapolis Journal.
Reason to Doubt.-"Did you tell
him you wouldn't hit him if he called
you liar?" "Yes." "Well, dil he
then call you liar?" "No; he said he
hadn't sufficient confidence in my word
to do tn. Y. Herald.
You like the old songs, don't you?"
she said. YES" he answered, 81 be-
lieve do" al wonder what it is that
gives them their charm" II guess it's
the fact that they are not 80 likely to
be sung. Washington Star
--"And you wanta pension" "Thats
what!' "How long were you in the
war?' "Well, sir, wur married long
in go, an peace amt been declared yit;
so you kin jes' callSilate fer yerselfw-
Atlanta Constitution.
Bachelor Say, Henpecque, as
your wife is away let's go to n lecture
tonight" Benedict (shuddering)-"No,
thanlis prefera change from my usual
domestic routine. Let's go to deaf and
dumb asylum. IN. Y. Journal.
--Algy-"Aw--had the gwip, old fell
lah?" Gussic-"Yaas twice; my head
has not got over the second attack yet,
by Jove" Algy-"Curious how the
aw-weallest parts are always affected
the most. t."-Columbia Spectator.
The Perils of the Deep.--Belated
Passenger - so, captain, 1 was SO
afraid that I should miss the steamer /
hardly took time to swallow my lunch"
Gruff Captain-"Well, never mind, it
will be all the same in an hours time"
Kings Jester.
Your husband looks worried and
careworn all the time eyes, he wor-
ries about his business and meeting his
bills" ''Mine never does He just takes
things easy" "Ah! but, you see, my
husband has a character to maintain"
Rome Press.
Brown -n"You don't look very
| happy, Robinson. What's the matter?"
Robinson-"No; left off my flannels
this morning and have caught cold"
Brown-"rhat's bad" Robinson-"O,
/ don't mind about the cold; but my
wife told me was leaving them off too
soon. Funny Folks.
Might Have Been Better Expressed.
-Black-"IIow dye do, Green? I'm
almost ashamed of myself for not call
ing before. But I've put it off and put
it off until it did seem never would
call" Green-"Don't mention it, my
dear fellow. You are very kind, I'm
sure Boston Transcript.
-"One of the Signs. "A couple ofladies
from Louisville saw good-lool1ing man
at the hotel table and were anxious to
know where he came from, so they
asked the waiter who had brought him
his dinner. ''Deed, | doan' know, miss. :"
said the waiter, with grin. ''He looks
like man we knew in Kentucky" sug-
gested one Of them. ''He ain nom
Kentucky, miss, sho," asserted the
the waiter, positively. "Caze, miss, he
aXed me to fotch him glass Of water
when he fust sot down. Deed he did,
! miss, "-Detroit Free Press