The Caucasian. (Clinton, N.C.) 188?-1913, 1892-08-25
xr..r WOMAN GAN DO.

WHAT 4 WOMAN IAN M.
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She can come TO a CONCLUSION
without the slightest trouble Oh
reasoning IN 1t, and no sane man
can do IL.
S.xof them eau talk at once
and get along first rate, aud no
tive men eau do that.
She can safely stick pins IN
her dress while lie getting one
under his thumb nail.
| She is a. cool as a cucumber
lin half a doz n dlesses and
shirts while a man will sweat
aud fune and fuss in one loose
shirt.
She can talk as sweet as peach
e. and cream To the woman she
hates, while two men would be
punching each others heads be-
fore they had exchanged ten
words.
She can throw u stone with a
curve that would be fortune
to a base ball pitcher.
She can say "no" in such low
voice that it means eyes"
She can sharpen a lead pencil,
if you give her plenty OF time
and plenty of lead pencils.
She can dance all night in a
pair of shoes two sizes Two small
and enj,y every minute of the
time.
She can appreciate kiss from
her husband seventy yeais after
the marriage ceremony is per-
formed.
She can go TO church and tell
you what every woman in the
congregation had on and IN some
rare instances can give you some
faint idea of what the text was,
She can walk half the night
with a colicky baby in her arms
without once expressing desire
to murder the infant.
She can do more in a minute
than a man can do in an hour,
and do it better.
She can drive man crazy in
twenty four hours, and then
bring him to paradise in two
seconds, by simply tickling him
under the chin, and there does
not live the mortal son Of Ad-
ANS misery who can do it.
, DON'T MARRY HIM.
Yon have heard the old Iesrain
, a thousand times, "Don't marry
man if he drinks ;" and this
1 direction is we'll worth eeding,
even If it has about ii the ap.
pearance and flavor of a chestnut
But all sin isn't corked up in
the whiskey bottle, by any
means, and there are other men
1 [ wouldn't marry b sides the
d. fellow whose breath too often
3 smells of cubebs and cloves
Don't marry the young man who
leaves his mother to find her
way home as best she can OH a
> dark night, while, without a
: word or thou hit of apology to
8 the old lady, he looks after you
, One Of these days, when the
novelty is worn off he will leave
you to 60 alone as best you can
while he seeks his selfish enjoy.
: ment at the club.
Don't marry man who curls
a scornful lip when religion and
the Bible are spoken Of, and
who has all the mistakes of Mo.
: ses and the mjsdeeds of Solo.
: LII IN at his tongues end. A copy
l of Ingersoips lectures on the
pa, lor table, instead of the fam
lily Bible, is a very I DOR guaran-
1 tea of a happy family life.
Don't marry a. man whose
f.iends smiles at each other
when bis name IL mentioned and
, say, "Well, We hope he's sowing
l a few wild oats just now" Re-
= member what is sown before
!. marriage is reaped after MARI
age. 1t will be very awkward
for you to be Obliged to reap that
: crop one of the se days; and, if
you marry him, you will have
the most Of it to gather.
}. Don't marry man whose lin.
: Ell is more spotless than his
character, whose shirt collar il
. mo e flexible than his integrity
and whose necktie is the only
immaculate thing about him
g Collars and cuffs and neckties
( are all very we'll; but they DE-
b not make up good husband
!. though they do very we'll on {
, taylors dummy. Integrity OF
U character is as much more i'm
portant than these things as &
man is of more importance il
q the world than a dude.-Golder
Rule.
: From remote generations mer
t. have been taught to do theil
). work by rule. No man hires {