The Coconino weekly sun., 1892-01-28
ENTITY AND OTHERWISE.

your proposal or yesterday, anu while l cannot give you the first love that your true worth demands, if you will accept my good will instead, l ana yours.'
 Little Dick (who has come in una nounced) )-''say, mamma, do l go with the good will of the business"-[ Judge.
 The best thing out--a conhagration -[Drake's Magazine.
 It is natural for fellow to boil with rage when he gets fired.--] Bingham ton Republican. I
 Never propose to a girl with hectic flush. She might go into decline.- GElmira Gazette.
 Rum is an enemy, but it does not follow that it should be 'turned down." Howell Courier.
 The man who never gives up misses the answers to some awfully good con- nundrums.-[Elmira Gazette.
 Totling-"Here's story called "The Politician's Consciencer' Dimp- ling-"Short story, isn't itP'-rEpoch.
 You cant argue with bigot without agreeing with him in thinking that you're fool.- [Elmira Gazette.
 A Congressman may be a good ball player and yet not be able to catch the Speakers eye.-[New York Journal.
 "She-"Was it a mercenary mar riageP" He-''Yes; they were both too poor to stay engaged any longer" -[Life.
 Musical Note. -"How is Thomas do- ing Tn Chicago?n ''First-class. They are beginning to call him Tommy" -[Puck.
 His desire.--Trotter "I don't owe you S5 do IF" Barlow-"No." Trot- ter-'.Well, I say, old man I'd like to- [Judge.
 Who is it that tak"s something rom something and yet leaves everything as he found it? The photographers Evansville Breeze.
 Are any of the colors discernible to the touch?" asked the school teacher. al have often felt blue" replied tho boy at the head of the class.
 Mental subtlcty.-(On the steamer in mid-oceau)-First Old Chappie-- "Going across?" Second 0. c --''Yes. You?"--Trhc Jester.
 ''So your son has been starring as an actor, Mir. Cashcounter?" "Yes." Do tell me all about him. Who is supporting him?" 'I am."-[Balti- more American.
 He loved the widow and he loved cigars; she hated them. though they were ne'er so fine. When asked to marry, If you give mp your weeds, '" She answered, ''I will gladly give up mine. "-LNew York Herald.
 A tired man. ''Is he so lazy?" Lazy! Lazy is no name for it. He is so confounded lazy that it tires him to keep up with the earth when it turns on its axis. " TIexas Siftings.
 Uncle. What is your favorite dish. Kar,ctnu?" Karichcu. '.Sunt dump lings; for they always make me so il, that can't go to school the day after -TAnckdoten Bibliothek.
 Happy new year Rambo! Have you sworn off again this year?" Il have, Baldwin, have turned over new leaf" .H'm! Better put in a book mark, Rambo. " Chicago Tribune.
 Excited stranger. Say! lost S20 gold piece along here somewhere. You haven't seen it have you?" Hungry Higgins. "D, l look like I'd fell dead late y?"-Indianapolis Journal.
 Mrs. Henpeck-"Gracious can't you remember what it was was going o tell youn' Hcupcck--"No, my love-, Mrs. Henpeck--'I declare, you grow more stupid every day."-[Truth.
 Keep Diary.--Bridges-"Can you tell me any sure way to keep diaryP" Brooks. s.-''Yes; put it in the lower left hand corner of your secretary and throw away the key."-[New Yorl Herald. .......
 Wickwire.-''Young Bingley seems to carry great deal of style. Wonder if he has any mocey back of him?" Yabsley.-"Yes, away back. That is, he is always ahead of his income. ''---- Indianapolis Journal.
 Climatic Nomenclature for the new year. Suggested by recent develop ments of the British seasons) )--Spring The clog days, Summer-The dog days. Autumn-The bog days. Win ter--The fog days.-[Punch.
 Janitor (to artist returning from yacation) -"There have been so many callers since you left that I have been