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they can get out of them. I'm over forty
years old and I've always been in business.
When | took vacation ! always went
where my friends went, and it never oc'
CURED to me that [ could do any better
until a short time ago.
"Then a friend said TO me- Let US so
into the wilderness and shoot big game for
a winter vacation | don't know when
have been so surprised. Somehow | had a
notion that there were no wiidernesses any
more, excepting in story books OF on the
other side OF the world. ! told him that |
was a plain business man and couldn't
afford to spend fortune, neither could |
go away long enough You can afford a
couple of weeks and couple of hundred,
can't yous' he retorted, and said certainly
/ could, and asked him what that had to
do with going into the wilderness. 1t
seemed eposterous-something like the
stories of bad boys who steal $50 and run
away to kill Indians.
"Then my friend, DR.. George Barrett, OF
Brooklyn, began to figure, and in little
while | was enthusiastic. He explained
that we could take an express train from
New York and within thirty-siX hours we
would be in Jackman- 1t would cost
twenty-three dollars apiece for fares Jack
man, he said, was little village in clearing
IN the Maine pine woods, and surrounded
on all sides by the forest primeval.' There
we could get guides for $3.50 a day who
would take us where the wilderness fairly
howled. We would have to take our
pickles and cheese and such things along
with US. but we could catch fish and shoot
game enough to live on. And we could
get nine or ten days sport and be back in
side of 6 FORTNIGHT
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jumping off place. At least there didn't
seem TO be anything beyond excepting
woods, and we hadn't seen anything but
woods and the road after leaving the vii
lage
Each of Us had hired a guide. SO there
were four in the party. the guides fur
niSh everything excepting your groceries
and your guns and tackle. They do all the
work, and consider themselves well paid
with =. day. unless they think YOU are
green Then they charge all they think
you will pay They have their horses
and sleighs TO transport the baggage, and
you walk BY the way. they use those
sleighs summer and winter. The runners
slip over the moss and pine needles that
cover the ground rs easily as they 90 over
the snow.
The guides said they knew where to go.
so we followed them. IL didn't look as If
anybody could tell where we were going, or
whether we were really going anywhere,
but the guides said the trees were blazed
and there were certain old gashes here aud
there in the bark Moreover, 1t proved
that they DID really know. for presently
we came 9ut n a small clearing wherc
there was a rough shanty The main tin
bers Of tnas sEa1ty. by the way, were
pretty solid They were four trees that
had been left standing There weTs
plenty IF bunks inside. for sometimes tive
or three parties VIII happen there ~ tito
same time. The guides built * for heas.
quarters. and you 80 Gut IL shy direction
shooting OF fishing according to the season
and your inclination.
By the Way, 4 = WORTH while 20 uez
ton that the beds IN those bg,HS$ vere bet;
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ssS'sg <sen
With Z .alJle
FOR
nIr. Reny's Proposal.

A widow of comely face and buxom
form occupied one corner of the car, and
next her sat a middle aged man whose
conversation denoted that he, too, had
been deprived by death OF the companion
ship of a spouse.
The twain were acquainted and were
discussing each others loss aloud TO the
edification OF the rest of the passengers
Then the conversation took a tender
turn and their looks indicated that the
mutual sympathy between them had rip
ened into a warmer sentiment.
The passengers saw the widower sit a
wee bit closer to the widow. and heard
him say in tones too loud for stage whis-
per:
'It's too lonely and hard for n1e to en-
dure it any longer. Mrs. Murphy. Pun
thinking OF getting married again"
"Well, ! don't blame you one bit, Mr..
Kelly" said the widow. with look which
in her earlier days used to make the heart
pf the late Murphy thump against his ribs.
Thus encouraged the widower moved still
closer and eyed the blooming Mrs Murphy
with such favor tha5 she dropped her gaze
TO the floor.
"Yes," continued he, II am beginning
seriously to think about taking the step. |
believe as soon as | find good, strong
healthy woman, able and willing to do my
housewOrk, I'll ask her To marry me"
He said this with coaxing, insinuat-
ing cir and paused TO hear the widows an
sWer.
1t came more quickly than he expected.
well. Mr.. Kelly" said she tartly, y
wish YOU luck in YOUR undertaking. and if
hear of any stout, healthy woman out Of
employment I'll send her to you. "-Boston
Herald
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-03-15

Unconscious humor is frequently thr
best humor The funniest things that
were ever said We're not thought to b.
funny 10y the people who uttered them.
The answers given in school examinations
are very often ludIcrous.
In recent examination some boys were
asked to define certain words and give a
sentence illustrating the meaning Here
are few: Frantic means wild; picked
some frantic flowers Akimbo, with a
crook; / had dog with an akimbo in his
tail Athletic, strong; the vinegar was
TOO athletic TO use. Tandem, one behind
another; the boys sit tandem at school,
And then some single words are funnily
explained: Dust is mud with the wet
squeezed ont; fms are fishes wings; mon
key, a small boy with tail; stars are the
moons eggs; circumference is distance
around the midGleof the outside.-Yankee
Blade
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-03-15
HANDLES THE MONEY.
A. 2. sEE6EReER, THE TREASURER
OF THE WORLDS FAIR.
4 : mancial GeEius-His System Of Col
1ectinG, Bookkeeping and Expendi-
lures Is Remarkable-He Knows How
to Save as Well as Spend Money.
special Correspondence

Especial Correspondence
CHICAGO, Feb. %. - Every week day
morning in the year, be the weather fair
or foul, the air balmy or filed with re-
minders of the plains of Manitoba, a neat
ly dressed man with kindly but determined
features, silver white hair and beard and
a profile that now reminds you OF Senator
Palmer and now again of Jefferson Davis
in his last years, may be seen, just after
trade near by has chimed the hour of g.,
to leisurely push open the doors OF the
Rand-McNally building and stop before
the east end elevator The grand nnogul
of the aerial conveyance unbends his dig
nifty long enough TO touch his cap, and the
man with the kindly countenance gives
him nod and smile in return.
The car stops at the fourth floor, and the
gray bearded passenger, in two steps,
crosses the corridor and passes into an
office, through the open doors of which you
get glimpse of iron gratings and big
safes and sometimes of high piles of silver
dollars and big rolls of paper currency. All
the money that is subscribed under the
local management for the purposes OF the
Worlds fair has to pass through these
ratings to the other side; all the money
that is expended for the purpose of the
Worlds fair has to pass from the inside
to the outside. 1t is the Office of that very
necessary adjunct of every enterprise, COM
mercial or patriotic, the treasurer.
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ter than cider down or CURED hair. The.
were made of the boughs of pine trees
aromatic, fresh and altogether delightful.
They say it will cure incipient consumption
to sleep on them, and it certainly seems inn
possible to take cold in the pine woods.
when it came to the actual sport was
simply struck with amazement. Nobody
who hasn't been there can have any idea of
what that forest is as game preserve.
really don't dare to talk about it as en-
Enthusiastically as I'd like to, because if did
my friends would lose that confidence in
me which business man wants his friends
to have | got half a dozen shots in that
walk of six miles between the road and the
camp, and we were not really looking for
game then-we were just pushing ahead.
THAT wasn't big game, though. / only
got half a dozen quail and five cartridges.
was going to shoot at the squirrels, but
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YOU NEED NOT FEAR
chat people will know your hair Is dyed IL
Won use that perfect imitation of nature,
TUFTS Hair Dive
Tt impsrts glossy color and fresh life to the
hair, Price 81. Office, SO Park Place, n. L.
U..cle Bily'. Aei,glous scruples,

Uncle Billy recently developed a gresi
deal of interest in religious matters, and il
was observed with good deal of surprise
BY several boat owners that ne was nc
longer ready and willing to take hard al
the work they offered him One of the
men who had depended good deal on hi:
services said:
Pm sorry that you won't work any
more"
Deed, sab. is puffickly willin te
wuhk; but KANT wuhk in yoh boat"
why not?"
"Kase she's two master"
"Why, that's no reason at all.
"Massa, ef you wants to peril yer OWE
soul, tain none OBJ my business; but de
Good Book says plan as day, dat no man
KANT sarbe two masters. Washington
Star.
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Hrore Than He Rarcained For.

"Well," said the merchant to the young
clerk whom he had sent out collecting
''did you have any luck!"
Some"
Il suppose you got the amount Mr.. Faith
arlington owes. You said he was personal
friend of yours"
NO. didn't get the money; the fact is
don't exactly know what to make of my
experience there"
"How was ity'
81 went in and said, Mr.. Fatherington
] called to speak about natter
didn't get any further when ne put il
with, That's all right, my boy, she l.
yours; take her and be happy "-St. Louis
Republic,
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kneNT Her Darling.

Mr.. Jolliboy-My gracious! This old
fashioned snowstor'n makes me feel young
Sgain. Little .IoGnny should be over at
fhe Hill coaSting, instead of sitting in a
stutfy schoolroom such grand weather as
this. Ill go up to the school and find
him.
Mrs j. (quietlvl-Perhaps my dear, you
would save some steps hy looking for him
ON the hill iirSt-Good News
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-03-15

SEEMS to ne
more people would
go hunting il
they knew how
easily and cheaply
they could do if, u
said my friend,
John S. Church. a
New York mer-
chant, the other
day. people get
into ruts," he con
tinued, "and after
they have logged
along for a time
they forget that
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-03-15

They had been talking about waltzing,
and he. not being a dancer, had made a
few remarks about arms being around this
girls ana that sort of thing, when she asked
why don I you watzs'
oh he said. with such meaning sig
nifcance that the girl actually blushed, "a
don't have to. Detroit Free Press.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-03-15

Bicycle Dealer-Thjs machine will be
better for your boy than pony. 1t doesn I
eat anything
Frugal Parent nuj entirely convinced, -
No, II won't eal anything, bur I'm afraid
it'll give the byy laundering big appe-
tite.-Chica Tri6uu2
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-03-15
The Relief of Lieutenant Peary.

The Philadelphia Academy Of Sciences
has appointed a committee to solicit funds
from the people to organize a relief expedi-
ton TO 20 in search of Lieutenant Peary
who has lost himself somewhere up toward
the north pole.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-03-15

B-iggs-StnnEe things happen A
BROOKLYN policeman was seen walking tie
streets al midnight recently.
Grigzs-H hzs was the srS1blsf
Briggs-Upoo investigation Is turned
out thai he was 3 somaamo8lls life
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-03-15

Before u luArri=d re john sssd &c
wossld love ale 80 vel ever - see Ea~
bull3 ire
AI.G ,sses hef"
'.Iu& lie aevrr luoks AZ ne vixen ! sla
euiIdJnz X WASHINGTON SsaE
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-03-15

everexsrfton. youthfal iiscdesions the
So OF ioo1cco opium. OF stnUiauts. which Ultimately
lad 20 lnnnuity. Consumption and Insanity Pax mp
- oDuSFrisut form g. carry tbe FCksf Prize
q package Tor -. WIKI every 3 order give
written guarantee TO cure or refund the
money Sent hF nsGli % any adiEsSs. Nigeilar free
Ia ram envelope Mention thus Fapef A1sfess.
hiIhl G5,sEoil % branch oelce Tor L. 5 A.
- Dearborn SlEse;. CHICAGO. ILL
FOR SALE ~ WIC8ITA KANS ~
beie29el Bros. Drgggitls 40 Ezsi Douglas IA
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-03-15
His Little Scheme.

Elder Brother lwho has to do the work
for the family}-Ed, did l hear you say the
other day that you wished you knew how
TO milk COW?
Younger Brother-Yes.
Elder Brother (benignlyl-Well. if you
will black my SHOES for me will let you
milk the COW tonight.
The arrangement was made and per.
tormed.-Bunalo Courier.
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discharge from the nose was large, con-
slant and very offensive. Her eyes be-
came infiamed, the lids swollen and very
painful. After trying various remedies.
| gave her S. S. s. The first bottle
seemed to aggravate the disease, but the
symptoms soon abated, and in short
time she was cured.
DR.. L. B. RITCHEY, MAcKEY. IND.
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y tural Enou~h

Bagley-Poor Bedrock never gets any
credit.
Brace-Whv doesn't he?
Bagley-He never pays.-New York Her
aid
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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-03-15
A HUNT FOR BIG GAME
TWO WEEKS GLORIOUS WINTER
SPORT IN THE MAINE FORESTS.

Squirrels and Birds Too Plentiful e.
Shoot At-Encounters with the Agile
Deer and the Courageous Moose
Trip That Cost Little.
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Hopeful Views.

Little Dick-The school is closed because
SO many children is sick.
Mamma-They Will probably be all right
again in a week or so.
Little Dick (hopeiully)-Perhaps the rest
OF us'll be sick then-Good News
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oNe spd gaIds sn Nosfsy ave. he
0ween Douglas ave. zsdFttat -
gBfaBeh JaTie AZ aiSn city. O. Ahss
9fsy. 81 Rena. act Mans0 a&k
nIas TsrritpES.
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Copyright, 1892, by American Press Associa.
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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-06-18
SIX-PAGE EDITION
A TAX ON INHERITANCES.

THE Ways and Means Commit
tee reported twice yesterday, and
it is gratifying to observe that they
take their work seriously. The
most important recommendation of
their first report was that a ia X
be placed on inheritances. This
suggestion we believe to be sound
one, and the ADVERTISER has adj
vocated such q course on more
than one occasion. Unfortunately
the Committee do not go into de-
tails and there is no indication in
their report to show whether they
favor a conservative or a radical
measure, whether they contemplate
a tax which will yield a trifiing
revenue, or one drastic enough to
constitute an important addition
to the resources of the Govern
ment.
The right to transmit private
property by devise was unknown to
the old English law. It is, as in
deed all property rights to greater
or less extent are, the creature of
positive law. There are no property
rights absolute in their nature which
can be exercised, i. g., without re-
gard to the interests. of others. AS
long as the individual lives in So
ciety, his rights as well as his du-
ties can only be determined by his
relation to the social medium.
Society has no right to override
the individual altogether, but it
recognizes and acts upon the truth
that the rights of the one must be
subordinated to the interests of all.
Any modification of the nature of
private property, either as to its
tenure, enjoyment or trans
mission, which the common
well being demands, is morally
iustifable, and therefore within
the scope of society to bring about.
This is not socialism, except of the
kind which is now everywhere
supreme.
It follows that even high tax
on inheritances is sound in prin-
ciple, and not as Rep. Nawahi said
yesterday, an oppression. We be-
lieve this Legislature should i'm
pose such tax, properly gradu-
ated, and that it should be placed
high enough to weld a substantial
revenue.
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In the afternoon the House con-
tinued its slow way through the
Appropriation bill, carrying steadi-
ly forward the work of retrench-
ment. And here, the painful alb
sence Of all leadership was only
too manifest. Noble Macfarlane
placed his finger on the
sore spot. The Cabinet have
brought in an extrayagant APP
preparation bill. On this matter
which is perhaps, at the present
juncture, most important of all
they have failed to gauge the de-
mands of the community and the
sentiment of the House, and are
utterly out Of touch with both.
They have therefore no leadership
in legislation and the House must
perforce be its own Cabinet, as the
German Kaiser is his own Chancel-
lor. One does not know whether to
characterize the daily spectacle OF
members of the Ministry voting
against, or divided on their own
bills, as farcical or pathetic. The
public, which is looking on
from the outside, is beginning to
ask how long all this is going to
last, and to suggest that it is high
time the reins should be taken by
some one who knows how to drive
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Tenders will be received at this Office
until WEDNESDAY, June 20, 1892, at
II o'clock noon for supplying the Leper
settlement ON Molokai with:
1-Good Beef Cattle averaging not
less than 325 Id. per head.
2-Fat Beef Cattle.
The cattle are to be delivered at the
Leper Settlement in good condition at
an average of go head per month, more
or less, for the use OF the Board from
July /, 1892, to December 81, 1892.
The tender for fat Beef Cattle must be
for the price per pound when dressed,
and that for good beef cattle must be per
head.
The hides and tallow are to be the
property Of the Board.
All the bids must be marked "Tender
for supplying the Leper Settlement with
Beef"
The Board will elect which tender to
accept, and does not bind itself to &C
cept the lowest or any bid.
BY order of the Board of Health.
DAVID DAYTON,
President.
3101-4t 1432.2t
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ODSaturday, June 1882

free from all membranes all the
Property and Premises included in
said mortgage and all the mortga-
gors right in Equity therein.
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IN THE HOUSE.

The principal feature of Fri
days morning session was report
of the special committee on per-
manent settlements. The commit
tee recommended an appropriation
of $4,000 a year for the Queen Dow
ager Kapiolani. In order perhaps
to cover partially this modest sum,
they favored striking out the trif-
ing sum settled on Mrs Barnard,
as well as a small item for the
needy widow of a policeman who
was killed in the discharge of his
duty.
It is not too much to character
ize such a report as outrageous.
King David himself, who did not
hesitate to enrich his hocks with
his neighbours one eve lamb, would
have shrunk from such a bare
faced attempt to Cypress the inn
pecunious widow and long suffer
ing taxpayer. 1t is perfectly fit
ting that the country should
make every provision necessary
to the modest maintenance OF
members of the royal family. Il
should not. however, deprive the
widow of a faithful public servant
of the little sum which honor and
gratitude both say is her due, il
order to add to the luxuries of any
scion of royalty. This is said with
all respect to Her Majesty thu
Dowager Queen Kapiolani, whose
virtues We have no disposition t.
dispute.
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A Celebrated Article.

The great bouquet and body OF the
celebrated Anheuser-Busch Standard
Beer is only equalled by it's high flavor
and possession OF life, freshness and
character.
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Auetion 5nIes.
BY JAS. r. MORGAN.
THIS DAY.
Receiver 5 Sale !!
On Foreclosure.

Pursuant to an order of Honorable
s. B. Dole, Justice of the Supreme
Court, dated the 9TH day of June,
A. D. 1892, and made in a certain
suit in Equity brought by c. Bolte,
plaintiff, against L. Akau and 9TH
ers, defendants, for the foreclosure
of a certain mortgage dated Dec.
80, 1885, of record in Liber 80, p.
106, executed by l.. Akau of Wal
manalo, Oahu, and by Duck Joy and
L. Akau, co-partners under name of
Wing JOY Kee Co., of Walmanalo,
Oahu; and by ing Wa, L. Akau,
Sing Quon, All Quon, All Mi and
Chic Sang, co-partners under name
of Quona Lee Co., of Waimanalo;
and by Akung, Apong, All Sun, All
Chat, Ang Gong, and L. Akau, CO.
partners under name of Mau Sing &
Co. of Waimanalo; and by L. Akau,
San Cheen, All Cheong, LIE Cheong,
All Hu, Wahoon, All Leong, Pang
KOw and Hong Lop, co-partners
under the firm name of Tai Lee Go.
of Waimanalo; and L. Akau, All
Choi, Wahoon and Wo Chang Co.,
CO. partners under the firm name of
Kwong Hook Co. OF Waimanalo;
and by Am Ngin, Tai Chin, Tin
Bau and Tung Lau, co-partners un-
der name of Kwong Sing Co. of
Waimanalo; mortgagors, toe. Bolte,
mortgage; 1 will sell at Public Auc-
ton at the auction rooms of J. F.
Morgan, auctioneer, on Queen
street, in Honolulu, Oahu, at II
o'clock noon,