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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-05-07
A Friend in Need

Jlnks: Hello! Howdy do Blinks? Say,
old fellow, come home and take tea with me.
Blinks: Really, I'm scarcely presentable
in these
links: Bother the clothes! That's all
right! Come right along. My wife and 1
value people at their true worth; we don't 60
by their tailor's bills. Come right along.
Sam Jinks (half an hour later): All, here
we are. Ny dear, allow me to present my
friend, Mr. Blinks. Mr.. Blinks Mrs. Jinks.
By-the-way, my dear, those things you told
me to order forgot all about until too late
to get into store.
Mrs. Jinks (aghast): What! Forgot? UNI
um-er-it's of no consequence at all, my
dear, not the least. Happy to make your &C
quaintance, Mr.. Blinks. What delightful
weather we are having. Please excuse me
one moment.
Jinks Tin a whisper, after Mrs. J. has dis
appeared): Worked like charm.
Blinks: What worked.
Jinks: She didn't dare to say word
about my forgetting those things with COM
pany present. That's why brought you.
New York Weekly.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-05-07

a Decisive New Tor Freedom
From the tyranical yoke Of those desnotsc n
hea, dyspepsia. constipation and liver com.
their CALLING supremacy has taken 4 cour1e of
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. Then they
vamoee defeated, and health resumes its vei
ceme sway. Such Is the invariable experience
OF those who use the ruling alternative TO ret rid
OF there associate evils. Anti-dyspeptics.
cholagogues, drastic cathArtics are a. the ssnds
OF the sea, numberless and-useless. The
happy blending OF remedial properties. derived
from natures botanic storehouse with 4 pure.
modified spirituous basis existent in the BIT
ters, not only initiate but efectuate the Joint
cure OF chronic indigestion, ifregulArity Of the
bowels and perversion Of the bile. The surest
defense against malaria is this agreeable forti-
fer and preservative OF health under unfayor-
able atmospheric conditions. 1t counteracts a
tendency to rheumatism, rouses the kidneys
and bladder when sluggish, from inaction: and
endows debilitated, nervous invalid with
vigor. Incompa; cable as a tonic.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-05-07

ties, and all forms of weakness. They build
UP the blood and restore the glow Of health
to pale or aallow cheeks. In the case Of
men they effect radical cure in all cases
arising from mental worry, over-work or
excuses of whatever nature.
On further inquiry the writer found that
these pills are manufactured by the DR..
Williams Medicine Company, Brockville.
Ontario. and Morristown, n. Y, and are
sold Ii boxes (never in loose form BY the
dozen or hundred) at so cents q box, or six
boxes for $3.50, and may be had Of all drug
gists or direct by mail from Dr.. Williams
Medicine Company. from either address.
The price at which these pills are sold
makes q course of treatment comparatively
- compared with other rene.
diea or medical treatment
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-05-07

The Kelley Company Of Kansas which
controls the right to use DR.. Leslie z
Keeley's Remedies for Drunkenness and the
Opium and Tobacco Habits in the state OF
Kansas. with view Of covering their terri
tory more effectively and causing the benefit
Of the Remedies to be more widely spread
have opened institutes for the Keeiey treat
ment at Topeka, Leavenworth, Kansas City,
(Kan.) Winfield and Marysville. These in
stitutes are SO located as to render them
easily accessible from every part of the state.
The Kelley Company o. kansas have been
unusually successful in their practice, hav ing
treated over 400 cases of alcoholism and
opium habitues without failure. Their staff
Of ply sicians are well known practitioners
who have practiced the cure Of nervous and
narcotic diseases under DR.. Kelley at Dwight
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-05-07
NEWS BREvITIES.

Specials from the western and northwestern
part of Minnesota report several inches of
snow April %.
George William Curtis has again been
chosen president of the National Civil Service
Reform league.
Toxic, Japan, has had still another great
fire, this time destroying 5000 houses, with a
oss of life about twenty-five.
The fight over the Fall River, S. D., county
court house is growing more bitter. The
strife started over the site for the court house
at Hot Springs, the county seat.
The Nebraska republican state convention
adopted resolutions instructing the delegates
to the national convention to vote for the re-
nomination of Benjamin Harrison.
The platform adopted by the New Hamp-
shire republican state convention endorses
the republican principles generally and the
administration of President Harrison.
The Union Pacific officials at Boston say
that Clark will soon resign as general man
dyer of the Missouri Pacific, with view of
giving his whole time to the Union Pacific.
Architect Emery ]. Mills, of Chicago, has
been indicted for manslaughter. He planned
the structure on Pearce street that collapsed
in the storm of April 1, killing number of
people.
A cyclone struck North Valparaiso, Ind,
and demolished the Grand Trunk round
house and did considerable other damage,
including q number of houses. Charles Gil
lett was badly injured.
The 10000 railroad coal miners of the
Pittsburg district went to work in the pits
under the scale of rates now in force. This
decision was reached at the conference held
between commissioners representing the
mines and operators.
The cattlemen's convention convened in
Ogden, Utah, with $50 delegates present, rep
resenting Utah, Wyoming, Colorado Idaho,
Nevada, North Dakota, South Dakota, Ne
braska, Kansas, Arizona and New Mexico. A
permanent organization was effected.
Platinum has been discovered in the hills
Rapid City, s. D. As platinum is a rare
metal, and the demand for it in electrical
construction has brought the price up from
IS to $40 per ounce, the discovery is an i'm
portant one.
Scattering returns received by the Iowa
crop bureau show that the season on an aver
age will be two or three weeks late. Reports
received from various parts of the state say
the present outlook Is serious. Flowing for
corn is hardly begun and rain is interfering
with its progress.
The bottom fell out of the crusade against
the ticket scalpers, when the Chicago grand
jury decided to return no indictments against
those changed with violation of law. Rail-
rod men are wondering what right the grand
jury had to come to such q decision, when
there was no lack of evidence that the law
bad been violated.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-05-07
i l.ASSOrted.

Father "a few years hence): No; I'll new
er consent to your marriage with young
Saphead. He's as poor as Jobs turkey.
Daughter: Why, he has whole trunkful
of railroad stocks and you are only rail
road brakeman.
Father: Yes, but bis stocks pay no divi-
dends, and I get good wages.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-05-07
A Lucky Woman,

Mrs. Brainie: After ten years of married
life, my husband still says Pm an angel.
Friend: Does he mean it2
Mrs. Brainie: Of course not: but I think
I'm mighty lucky to have husband who
pretends to mean it.
New York Weekly.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-05-07
No Capital.

Mr.. Grumpps: The Ladies' Journal says
a woman should make herself as attractive to
her husband after marriage as she did be-
FORE"
Mrs. Grumpps: Huh? My father always
gave me money to make myself attractive
with. You don't.
New York Weekly.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-05-07
Had Tried One,

Mrs. Wayback Cat dime museum: Land
sakes! And was that man really skinned
alive? Dear me! and how did the savages
do it?
Mr.. Wayback: s'pose they covered him
with porous plasters and then pulled them
off.
New York Weekly.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-05-07
Better Than Staying In.

Better Than Staying In.
Mother: Where in the world are you GO
ing?
Small Son: Going to play hopscotch.
Mother: Dear me! Don't you know it's
pouring down rain?
Small Son: I've got an umbrella.
New York Weekly
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-05-07
1t Couldn't Be,

Winks: I hear that DeChappie fell in q
fit on Broadway to-day.
Minks: Impossible. He had on a suit of
clothes.
New York Weekly.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-05-07
Money Saved

Little Wife, saved thirty dollars to-day.
Loving Husband! You're an angel. How?
Little Wife: I saw perfectly lovely easy
chair that knew you'd like, and 1 didn't
buy it.
New York Weekly.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-05-07
Waste of Time.

Mrs. Grumpps.-Prof. Quicktongue will
give reading tonight from paradise Re-
gained" Don't you want to go?
Mr.. Grumpps: Huh! I've got something
better to do than to listen to a lot of stuff
about divorces.
New York Weekly.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-05-07

wrapper on each box. For the first few
days the cold baths were pretty severe as I
was so very weak, but continued TO follow
instructions as to taking the pills and the
treatment, and even before had used up
the two boxes Of the pills I began to feel
beneficial results from them. nv pains were
not so bad. / felt warmer; my head felt
better; my food began to relish and agree
with me: l could straighten up: the feeling
began to come back into my limbs; be-
gan to be able to get about on crutches !;
my eye came back again as good as ever,
and now, after the use Of eight boxes Of the
pills, at q cost Of only $4.00-see! IL can
with the help OF a cane only, walk all about
the house and yard, can saw wood, and on
pleasant days / walk down town. NJ
stomach trouble is gone; have gained 10
pounds; / feel like new man. and when
spring opens l expect to be able to renew
my organ and piano agency. I. cannot
speak in too high terms Of DR.. Williams
Pink Pills for Pale People, as know they
saved my life after all the doctors had
given me up 40 incurable."
Such is the wonderful story which the
Express reporter has succeeded in securing
hospital records where Mr.. QUAINT was
treated and from the doctors who had the
case In hand and who pronounced him In
tls Eospits tfss.gsnt Wss sWe and three
years ago. While bis cure by the use of DR..
Williams Pink Pills for Pale People. has
been effected since last September. 1891. So
it il beyond doubt evident that his recev.
cry is wholly due to the use OF these
famous pills, which have been found to
have made such remarkable cures in this
and other cases.
MIR. QUAINT placed in the hands of the re.
porter his card of admission to Roosevelt
hospital, which is here reproduced in
further confirmation of his statements
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-05-07
THE SKILL AND KNOWLEDGE

THE SKILL AND KNOWLEDGE
Essential to the production of the most
perfect and popular laxative remedy
known, have enabled the California
Fig Syrup Co. to achieve great success
in the reputation of its remedy, Syrup
of Figs, as it is conceded t. be the uni
versal laxative. For sale BIZ all drug
gists.
The snoring heard in Wagner sleeping
car is not Wagner's music. He has enough
sounds to answer for.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-05-07

Mrs. Wtnslow's Sooth 'ng Syrup for Chill
dren teething, softens the gums, reduces infam-
nation, allays pain, cures wind Collie. 25c a
bottle.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-05-07

1.-THE physician is the man who tells you you
need change and then takes all you have.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-05-07
The Saratoga Miracle
FURTHER INVESTIGATED BY AN
EXPRESS REPORTER.

The Facts Already Stated Fully Con-
sicians Who Treated Quant--The Most
Marvellous Case In the History of
Medical Science.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-05-07

The man with as'splitting headache" ought
to get job at making rails.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-05-07
THE KELLEY CrJRE.

It is an aggravation for hungry tramp to
find only fork in the road.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-05-07

AH 0t0Ne,
both in the way it acts, and in the
way it's sold, is DR.. Pierce's Favor.
lite Prescription for women.
It acts in this way:
IF you're weak or y" rundown il
builds you up; if you suffer from
any of the painful disorders and
arrangements peculiar to your sex,
it relieves and cures. 1t improves
digestion, enriches the blood, dis
pels aches and pains, brings refresh
ing sleep, and restores flesh and
strength. For all functional weak
nesses and irregularities, it's q posi-
tive remedy. Hence,
It's sold in this way:
It's guaranteed to give satisfac-
ton, in every case, or the money
paid for it is refunded.
They're the smallest, the cheapest,
the easiest to take.
But all that would be nothing,
if they weren't also the best to
take.
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets pre-
vent and cure Sick Headache, Bill
ious Headache, Constipation, Indi-
gestion, Bilious Attacks, and all
arrangements of the liver, stomach
and bowels.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-05-07

Specials from the western and northwestern
part of Minnesota report several inches of
snow April %.
The old Abe eagle., 1892-04-07

great deal of talk about the interest Of
Mr.. Gould in the project. II he is con-
nected with it there can be no question
about the early completion of the road.
Whether he would care about road be-
tween Trinidad and White Oaks or not,
there is no question that a line
between White Oaks and Ell Paso
would be Of great advantage
to the Texas & Pacific, for it ould con-
meet that company with the extensive
fields of valuable coal which exist in the
vicinity of White Oaks. There is a
scarcity Of coal on the line of the Texas
& Pacific, and it is understood that Mr..
Gould, himself, owns great deal of coal
land near White Oaks. All the roads
centering at Ell Paso, with the exception
Of the A., L. & s. F., would be heavy
purchasers of coal taken from this land
if there were a direct line to FL Paso.
The completion of the line from Ell Paso
to White Oaks would almost certainly
involve its extension to Trinidad. 1t
can, however, be built without Mr..
Gould's aid, so that the success of the
project does not depend upon whether he
is Interested in it or not. His interest
would simply remove all questions about
the early commencement of work.
The old Abe eagle., 1892-04-07
MEDDLESOME MATTY vINDEx.

A long anonymous communication
published in the Ell Paso Herald urges
the people Of Ell Paso "to make haste
slowly and to give up nothing to the
Denver Il Ell Paso railroad" The trend
Of the article is that the trade from this
section will all flow nor th and that El
Paso will not be ''in it," Also that "the
line from El PasO to Liberal, Kansas. via
White Oaks, is what Ell Paso wants, etc"
1t strikes the EAGLE that its FL Paso
friends should make sure Of one road
first and then turn their energies and
efforts toward the other. But the EAGLE
does not believe that the sentiments cor
tanned in the article referred to are those
of the citizens of FL Paso. 1t is hard to
believe. at this time, that FL Paso will
attempt to back-cap the Short Line
scheme, when it was that town itself
which originated the idea, having failed
to secure the cooperation of Kansas City
and the Rock Island for the extension of
their pet scheme.
White Oaks is anxious TO secure the
Rock Island and as many more railroads
as possible, but the Denver & Ell Paso
short line is something tangible and with
a united effort of all the cities interested.
ii ociH be bUjH. f Paso has everything
to gain from the Short Line, (Vindex not
withstanding) aud should make good her
promises.
If the anonymous writer would come
out from under cover, it would, beyond
doubt, develop the fact that he is
interested more in certain large tracts of
land along the route Of the Rock Island
than in the philanthropic effort to pro
tect Ell Paso from the vOracious ~ NAV
of the Short Line.
This section cannot afford TO throw
away the friendly interest Of Denver and
Colorado, as their past history in the
line of progression and development is to
be respected here and it wants the full
heneht OF thelr experience and co.opera-
tion' ALSO the capital they so liberally
dispense in all good mining districts.
From them everything liz the way of do.
vetoping the latent resources Of this
country could be expected, while
on the contrary. The people Of Kansas
City are engaged in altogether different
lines of business and could not see the
necessities Of mining community nearly
80 well, aud would in all likelihood leave
White Oaks and vicinity 10 work ont
their own salvation and d stny for years
to come.
Ry oil means push through to com.
pletion the ShoIt Line first and let petty
Iea ousies and fear Of competition stand
aside.
The old Abe eagle., 1892-04-07

From tho Denver Republican.

From tho Denver Republican.
The Denver Il NJ Paso line. which IL
TO be built from Trinidad to III Paso via
Las Vegas and White Oaks. Is likely to
be constructed soon. The men who are
named as incorporators can put up
enough money 10 build part of the
track and they can raise the remainder
needed ia the east. Those has been a
The old Abe eagle., 1892-04-07

For fine chamber suites. chairs. springs.
matircsses and anything in the furniture
lin', cnll on W, we can suit you, as we
have full assortment in stock now
As we buy direct from the factories we
can and will make priecs satisfactory.
Goodman. Z.egler e. %
The old Abe eagle., 1892-04-07

G. Il. Riod rman and q. r. Young
loft today Tor a short trip to the Galliuas
mountains.
IL. l.. Ross returned this morning
lie IL very much enthuscd over the pros.
poets Of tho Short Line.
jos. Stccls came In Tuesday from the
Jicarillas where he spent the pasi three
weeks. doing assetsmen, work on some
iron claims.
The old Abe eagle., 1892-04-07

Lane & Walker have received Star
wind mill, which will be put up ~ soob
us the well which they are nov drhlin,
FOR 5. Is. Sohr 'ntz is completed The
"Star" is the tayorile.
The old Abe eagle., 1892-04-07

The very latest novelties in ginghame
are the hue French 1ephsr lace gang
hams; they are are beauties. Just nm
packed by Goodman, Iicglvr i %.
The old Abe eagle., 1892-04-07

Ed. Fitzpatrick well known to every
body in this section, has opened an assay
office. and notifies all his friends of that
Tact by means u card in the EAaLv in
another column. lie is well qualified
Tor the business, having recently com
pleted n conrse of study and received
his diploma from the Wander Nallen
school Of practical mining engineering
at San Francisco.
The old Abe eagle., 1892-04-07

No flee on Editor Ross of the OLp ABR
EAcur, at White Oaks. lie has BEEN in
Denver and improved the opportunity
thus offered TO advertise his section OF
the Territory. Many Of the resources Of
the White Oaks country will become
known to the outside world through HE
efforts, and II would not surprise us tn
see a stream Of immigration set in toward
the land IN the Al ados OF Baxter noun
tain. n.-SOcOFrO Adperiser
Los Angeles herald., 1892-11-14
PERSONAL.

Mr.. Mark Plaisted, the bright editor
of the Riverside Enterprise, is in the
city.
Charles Kidd of the Atlantic and Pa
cifc, and resident OF the Needles, is in
the city.
Mr.. and Mrs. John E. Platter have re-
turned from prolonged trip through
the east.
Frank Gibbons, P. s. German, Jim
Lawler and William Hutt of the Needles
are in the city.
Prof. Tyndall has entirely recovered
from the effects of his remarkable test
N thoughtreadipg on last Saturday,
L. E. Lowndes, representing the Am
l'ier & Perry Hat company of East Nor
Walk, Conn, is in the city at the Hol-
lenbeck.
Mr.. R. P. Doolan of San Francisco is
was here when the Native Sons of the
member, held their grand parlor in this
city.
Joe Lift, representing the well-known
firm of Wertheimer & Co., manufac-
turers and importers OF kid gloves, of
New York, is in Southern California.
Mr.. Lift lie for few days at the Hollen-
beck.
Mr.. E. A. Heinzeman, son of DR.. @.
F. Heinzeman, the well known drug
gist, returned home yesterday from
San Francisco, where the young man
graduated from the California college OF
pharmacy. He will take up the practice
of pharmacy with his father.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-11-14
MEMORANDA.

Don't forget RevsJ. G. Fletcher's lee
! ture tonight at Emmanuel church.
Klages, at 12O W. First street, is sell
ing first. class diamonds, cheapest in the
city.
See Kan-Koo adv. today on first page.
Cream Puff self-raising -four.
DIR. Tudor, dentist, removed to Hotel
Ramona, Third and Spring sts. Crown
and bridge work.
Klages, at 120 W. First street, will
sell you fine gold-tilled or silver watch
dirt cheap.
Insure with A. G. Golsh, 147 South
Broadway.
DR.. Lindley, 33l Z South Spring street.
Bi-chloride of gold cure, Santa Fe
Springs.
DR.. McSwegan moved to 223 S. Min
street, opposite the cathedral.
Klages, at 120 w. First street, will
sell you French clocks and bronzes at
66 cents on the dollar.
See Schumacherphoto ad. First page.
50c. and 75c silk, and ladies' dressing
jackets. See Kankoo's ad.
Klages, at 12O W. First street, is eell-
ing those beautiful black clocks for 81
and up.
DIR. Hughes, former Resident Surgeon
to the New York Hospital OF New York
City. Office 175 North Spring street !;
tel. 73.
Klages, at 12O w. First street. will
| sell you fine Welsh alarm clock for
$1.25.
R. q. Cunningham, dentist, rooms l
and 2, Phillips block, N. Spring street.
Campbell's Curious Curios. See adv.
DR.. Pepper, 1l91a S. Spring street.
Ring up telephone A. Your goods
will be promptly delivered.
Klages, at 12O w. First street, is SELL
ing fine nickel watches, good timers, at
$3.50 and up.
Try our Sonoma Zinfandel wine at 81
cents per gallon. T. Vache & Co., cor.
Commercial and Alameda sts. Tel. 309.
Klages, at 12O W. First street, is the
place to get your solid gold watches
cheap from $l4 up.
Los Angeles to Long Beach and re-
turn, 80 cents, and San Pedro and re-
turn, so cents, on the Los Angeles Ter
minal Railway, good going Saturday or
Sunday, and returning Saturday, Sun
day and Monday.
The public are cordially invited to at
tend John W. Halls great $4,000 SELL
ing-out sale of hats and mems furnish
ing goods. Lease and store fixtures
have been sold to Miss j. A. Williams.
milliner, and the entire stock must be
sold and possession given before Novem-
Der 25tk. Jno. w. Hall.