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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-02-26

LIKE Oil Upon Troubled Waters is Hale's
Honey of Horehound and Tar upon acold
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-02-26

BEEcHAM's PILLS take the place of an en-
tire medicine chest and should be kept for
use In every family. % cents a box.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-02-26

AT all times, in al places, on all occe-
sions, under all circumstances, for all head
aches, use Bradycrotine only.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-02-26

THE following question is now being dis
cussed before the Bungtown Debating So
ciety: Can big man ache harder than q
little oneln
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-02-26

WITH politician the check is mightier
than his word.-Texas SiftinGs.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-02-26

A SENTIMENTAL young barber says the
best of friends must part-their hair
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-02-26
HE HAD THE GRIP.

MR.. z. SCHLICHTING, living at No. 2Oi9
Third Ave, New York CITY, wrote the following
under date of Dec. 29th, 1891. Two weeks ago
was taken with severe pains In my back, head,
chest and throat, in fact my whole body ached
and concluded il must be the grip used two
bottles Of Dr. Bulls Cough Syrup and found re-
lief the third bottle cured me. Two OF my chill
dren were taken the same way and two bot
ties cured them. DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup is
worth its weight in gold
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-02-26

EXPERIMENTS indicate that the sugar
beet industry can be carried on profit
ably in New Zealand.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-02-26
THEY WANT TO GO BACK.
jews, Who Say They Can Do BETTER in
Russia Than They DO Here.

.Jews, Who Say Thev Can DO Better in
Russia Than They DO Here.
New YORK, Feb. i9.-Many Russian
Jews are applying daily at the office of
the Russian cOnsul-general in this city,
to be sent back to Russia. They are
unable to make a living in the United
States and want TO get back to their
homes and friends The Russian vice
consul. c. q. Petersen, said yesterday
that the talk about these people being
expelled from Russia was all nonsense.
THE Jews in Russia" he said, "are
restricted to certain provinces, and in
none OF these provinces does a famine
exist. 1t is not the Hebrews who are
suffering from famine. but the great
mass of the Russian peasantry."
Mr.. Petersen thought that the secret
of the Jewish exodus to this country
was that they had an idea that they
would get moaey from the Hirsch fund.
He said the consulate had no money
with which TO send the Jews back to
Russia
RUSSIANS BARRED OUT
New YORK, Feb. 19.-The agents of
the White Star, Hamburg-American
and North German steamship lines have
cabled directions to the agents in Eu-
rope to accept no more Russian passen-
gers. This refusal OF the company to
take any more of the passengers will
prevent the spreading of disease here.
The action of the company was prompt
ed by the expressed determination of
the port health officers to detain at
aboard as passengers Russian Hebrews
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-02-26

REV. H p. CARSON, Scotland, OAK. says:
" Two bottles of Halls Catarrh Cure complete
ly cured my little girl"
J. c. SIMPSON, Marques, W. Va, says:
Halls Catarrb. Cure cured me OF q very bad
case Of catarrh."
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-04-29
How She Wrote 1t.

One of the qualities necessary to sue
cess in any line of work is the ability to
think and act practically upon the every
day questions of life.
A young woman who had charge of
the cataloguing of the accounts of a
Philadelphia bank employed as an as
sistant girl apparently intelligent and
well educated, to whom she gave the
necessary directions for the work. One
of the instructions was that, while she
was to write out the full name where an
abbreviation was used, she must never
abbreviate name.
One day the young woman in charge
found the following peculiar name and
address, neatly written out by the as.
sistant, "Saml Brown, trustee for
George and Minnie Section, Academy of
Natural Sciences"
Somewhat surprised at the address,
she asked to see the ledger from which
it was copied. The ledger read, "Saml.
Brown, trustee for Geo. and Min. Sec
ton, Academy of Natural Sciences"
The young woman had never studied
either geology or mineralogy, but when
the matter was explained to her she
found that the word Section" is not al
ways a surname, and that Geo." may
be an abbreviation for something quite
different from George.-Youth's Com.
paniOn
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-04-29
A Novelty in SpeCtacIes.

A gentleman we'll known in the scien-
tific world has just invented a pair of
shot proof spectacles. 1t is not exactly
a compliment to the modern sportsman,
but am bound to say that in view Of
the alarming increase of shooting acct
dents in recent years, the invention
must be considered as supplying seri-
GUS want have it from friend who
has been going into the question that
these glasses (Which are being manu-
featured on the Strand) may be relied
upon to withstand almost anything
short of charge fired point blank, and
they have the advantage of thoroughly
protecting the side of the eye-which is
the direction in which the most serious
wounds are generally received.-London
Truth
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-04-29
Remarkable WheelbarrOw Trip.

Four adventurous persons, three men
and one woman, will leave Seattle soon
for New York with no other means of
conveyance than a wheelbarrew. They
are J. F. Cheatham, John Howard, E.
w. CASTOR and Miss Lou Howard. The
men will take ture about at pushing the
wheelbarrow, anu only when the WON
an gives out from exhaustion will she
be allowed to ride. Only in case of sick
ness will stops of longer duration than
twelve hours be made at any place until
Chicago is reached, where it is intended
to remain for three days, and then push
on for New York. 1t is the intention of
the quartet to cover the distance be-
tween Seattle and New York in five
months.-San Francisco Call.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-04-29
Frozen Gas for Fuel.

According to special from Muncie,
Ind, which is the center of the Indiana
natural gas fields, the mum Der of chance
discoveries has just been added to by
one which will be of immense impor-
lance in the industrial world. The story
is that few days ago a. service pipe
line of natural gas had frozen near Mill
Grove. To remedy the stoppage a joint
of the pipe was detached. TWAS found
that the joint was filled with ice, and
one of the workmen pounded the pipe
and cylinder of ice about foot long
came out. One of the workmen said
jestingly, "Well, there's some ice which
ought to.burn."
Some one then suggested that fire be
applied to the ice. The ice caught fire
and burned like torch, so thoroughly
was it impregnated with the natural
gas. The burning gas furnished heat to
melt the ice, and as it melted it liberated
the gas, which burned as fercely as if it
had been coming out of a pipe.
All present were amazed at the phe-
nomenon, and it was at once suggested
that the discovery might prove of i'm
mense value by rendering it possible to
freeze natural gas into blocks which
could be sent out for use as fuel. 1t
seems that the congealing had taken
place under pressure of 300 pounds to
the square inch, and it will require in
vestigation of chemical experts to de-
eide whether the gas had been iquefed
by the pressure and then frozen or not.
Capitalists are investigating the dis
covery, and if practical a new industry
will be developed in the natural gas
felds.-Chicago Inter Ocean.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-04-29
Public Office in China.

The Chinese system of government
lacks entirely the progressive and uni
flying element of popular election. The
people have no voice in the choice of
their rulers, and the rulers consider the
people as SO many sheep to be feeced.
The officials are paid staryingly low
salaries, and many offices are openly
bought. Corruption and extortion may
therefore be said to be almost sane
toned, the only restraint being the dread
of instruction and the power of guilds,
clans and secret societies. There is i'm
perfect protection from robbers and
pirates, many villages preferring to sub
sidize robber bands rather than to have
to deal with the worse fo1m Of robbery
practiced by the officials. Westminster
Review
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-04-29
Chiekreed Sellers I'm Paris.

1t Is strangely suggestive Of the ups
and downs Of life to read that among
the members of the society of chick
weed sellers in Paris there are large
number of persons who were formerly
in much higher condition. 1t may not
be generally known that the humble
itinerant chickweed seller of Paris
boasts Of syndicate, which, in default
of hall wherein to transact business,
meets IL the open air near the fortifica-
tions. At recent meeting the question
had TO be decided whether what are
known as "colifchet" men-that is to
say, itinerant vendors of species of
light cake for song birds-should be adj
mitted into the society, and the votes
were taken in this way-those who were
for their admission put cork in bas-
ket, those against it put in an onion.
The corks, on being counted, proving
superior in number to the onions, the
"cOlifichet" men were proclaimed mem
bers of the society of chickweed sellers.
In connection with the subject it is
mentioned that among the members of
this very humble corporation are to be
found two doctors, one lawyer, four
chemists, two manufacturers, twenty
rine wine merchants, one process server,
four jewelers., nineteen brokers, eight
grocers, two coppersmiths, four clock
makers and dozen tradeslnen in other
lines. 1t would be curious to know by
what vicissitudes or reverses of fortune
such change in the social position of
these people was brought about. A
professional man, or even tradesman,
must be, indeed, driven to the last ex-
tremity to take to selling chickweed at
one sou a bunch to earn his bread
London Standard.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-04-29
A BOSTON Mans Hard Luck.

4 Boston man died the other day with
out having touched fortune which he
had long expected and had at last inner
tied. The estate, which was a large one
in New York, was in course of settle
ment, something had been realized al
ready, and a check for several thousand
dollars was sent as a first payment to
the Boston man. 1t found him in bed
SO sick that he could not even write an
Endorsement, and he died without hav-
ing handled dollar of the property
Boston Journal.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-04-29
The Flimnan.

A Customer-Giye me dozen shirts.
Shopkeeper-Here you are, sir, the
best quality.
Customer-How much?
Shopkeeper-One fifty each.
Customer-All right, wrap them up.
Now, how much are these socks?
Shopkeeper-Fifty cents pair.
Customer-Well, I'll take three dozen
pairs instead of the shirts.
The socks are done up and.the Gus
toner starts for the door with the bundle.
Shopkeeper - Hold on there, you
haven't paid for those socks.
Customer-Certainly not. 1took them
in exchange for the shirts.
Shopkeeper-Yes, but you didn't pay
for the shirts.
Customer-Certainly not, because
didn't take them.
Shopkeeper-That's a fact, and he
spends the next half hour trying to make
his cash balance.-New York Herald.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-04-29
Emile Zola's Working Hours.

Emile Zola's habits are extremely regu-
lar. He takes a walk every morning,
usually leaving his house, whether at
Medan or at Paris, about 0 o'clock. He
lunches at midday, and writes from
o'clock till 6, receiving no visitors and
transacting 10 business in the afternoon.
He has particular liking for large aid
massive pieces of furniture, so his writ
ing table and his library chairs are OF
colossal proportions, as is also his ink
stand, which is in bronze and represents
ion.-Paris Cor. Philadelphia Tele-
graph.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-04-29
GROWING OLD.

Some day, looking in my mirror.
I'll discover, here and there,
Slowly on my head intruding.
Scattering threads of silver hair:
But'I do not think III murmur,
And do not think I'll scold.
And my heart will not be saddened
When / see I'm growing old.
/ will make no lamentation
And no tear will dim my eye.
There viii be no touch of sadness,
Nor a vain. regretful sigh;
Youth will be mere remembrance,
Just a story that is told
But I'll not wish to recall it
When ! see I'm growing old.
l shall think that, of LIES battle,
OF the hard, relentless grid,
There is less ahead to conquer,
There is more that's left behind.
Nearer. then, my rest from labor
On LIES path so bleak and cold.
so the gray hairs will be welcome
When / see I'm growing old.
Joseph Bert Smiley.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-04-29
An Automatic Annlnnier.

A Frenchman has perfected an inven-
ton by which managers of theaters can
ascertain on first nights, in a practical
manner, the feelings of the public. The
continuance is an automatic applauder,
set in motion by five centime piece
New York journal.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-04-29
4 Mountain of Onyx.

1t is reported that mountain of onyx
has been discovered in Mexico about
thirty miles from FL Paso.. 1t is said to
be of superior quality, fine graded and
beautifully marked with calico streaks
of variegated colors blended across the
face of the edge. The mineral, it Is
claimed, scales off in large states, max
ing it possible to sell it as cheap as com
mon stone.-Exchange
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-04-29
The irrerrIlarity of Names coast !

The irregularity of Names coast line
is indicated by the fact that a Lubec
man who bought a horse in Eastport
was obliged to drive the animal more
than forty miles to reach his home, al
though the two towns are only three
miles apart in straight line.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-04-29
What Pain Do Animals Feel?

When the sensitiveness to pain Of tie
negro, cors;ared with that of the Eu-
ropean, is but one to three, as DIR. Fell
kin concludes it is, what relation to tho
latter is borne by the constituencies Of
the monkey? of the bird? Of the reptile
and the fish? of creatures lower still?-
London Sunday Magazine?
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-04-29

To the Eskimos of Labrador belong
the honor of having discovered that the
moon was the paradise of the good, and
that the wicked are to be consigned TO a
cold cave in the center of the earth.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-04-29

James Wardner has found a bread
mine in the Okanogan country. The
stuff is q clay, which. when baked, Is
edible. 1t Will be canned and sent east,
along with boned turkey from the cat
ranch.-Washington Press-Times.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-04-29

The man who never went to the thea
ter in his life is usually the man who
declares loudcst against the immortality
of the stage.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-04-29

Several women have been permitted
to practice dentistry in Denmark after
having passed the reg alar examinations.
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1892-03-29
Ihf CHARTER AMENDMENT

Tho Providence Telegram, speaking o'
,he bill in the Assembly TO amend oul
City Charter, says the actual object Is to
prevent Democratic Mayor Carroll from
presiding q. the meeting Of the Council
when the voting lists are canvasscd
Continuing Il says.
''Thero In absolutely not the iaintest
shadow OF excuse for this picayunish In
reference In Pawtuckct affairs by the
General Assembly, except the partisan ex.
cuss stated above. The Republican man
ayers are employing campaign methods
that arc as astonishing as they are extra
ordinary. But nothing they have done or
can do viii equal In malignant contempt
of political docency aud the rights OF the
people this usurpation OF the rights OF
the Pawtucket City Council"
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1892-03-29

Nr. Cspron, suppose all OF the mills In
New England are shut down, and the help
70 elsewhere, even il they are Democrats,
what benefit will II be to New England?
country's peasantry Of Goldsmith
times, has eyoluted into the New Eng
land mechanic and mill hand. Shut down
your mills by oppressive taxes under the
gulse OF tariffs. They are strong aud the
country Is large, but where are you going
Mr.. Capron with your money!
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1892-03-29

The New York World specifically
charges the Republican candidate for
Governor, d. Russell Brown, with agree
ing to pay $4,000 for the govornorship
The Journal intimated az much recently
This makes the rural boodler feel that tho
halcyon and vocifcrous days OF old have
again returned to gladden. tho tearfu, face
of 9 backward Spring.
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1892-03-29

II IL rumored that the Democrats OF the
three times, but that they have been
cheated out OF tho victory. VIII the peo-
pie really believe that Little Tip would do
this9 Little Johnny Adams" wouldn't.
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1892-03-29

Hon. Thomas Is. Stockwell, commits
sioner OF schools in this state, has boon
named as ono of a committee OF five from
the Superintendents OF the United States
TO prepare n programme for the proper
observance OF October u, 1892, the +ooth
anniversary of the discovery OF America,
which is TO be designated as Discovery
Dayp
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1892-03-29

II isto be regretted that the engage.
ments OF Governor Russell OF Massaobu.
setts will only permit OF his speaking In
Newport on Friday night. Tho Democrats
OF this city would be pleased 20 hear tho
youthful Chief Magistrate.
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1892-03-29

hs a question whether the disband.
ment Of the Newport Republican Club
means Aldricb or wetmore. Perhap.
Mr.. wetmorc Is as shrcwd, II not as un-
scrupulous, a. Aldrich. We have no doub,
hut that he Is as honest.
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1892-03-29
POOR Adm.

Adm Cspron, speaker OF the House,
Tor the reasoB that Ellery Wilson wants
TO monopolIre the floor Gu have no rival,
says that smithfeld Is Republican because
u mill has shut down and tho help have
eft the town. Quite IN argument. Ergo,
Why not shut down all the factories in
New England until after election. Poor
Capronl Why did they tell OF II, and
you such an innocent and pious chapple'
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1892-03-29

The Republican lion, having obtained
the Doodle, Is now engaged in crying
stop thief a, the poor and penniless
Democratic lamb. However, we have the
votes and they will steal their own
doodle. II helps them but don't hur, us.
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1892-03-29

President Harrison has bought out
Blaine's patent right to twisting the
rather limp tail of Her Majesty's family
lion, and lac is twisting il for all II Is
worth. A few million dollars spent In
sending war ships to Behring sea and back
again count for nothing when votes arc
noeded
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1892-03-29

There will be large gathering at Music
Hall tonight TO hear Democratic orators,
who will explain the difference between
government OF the people and a govern.
ment by plutocrats.
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1892-03-29
"News" says that "the Ten Hour bill was
passed by the Republicans against the
protest Of Mayor Carroll"

That was a representative gathering Of
the French people At the Democratic
rally In Lincoln last evening.
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1892-03-29
MRS. e. e. POTTER,

92l Main street, odd Fellows Building, begs
10 inform the ladies of this city that she II
City OF PRwtucket or the Blnck stone Valley
70 sell the :. i. Taylor system Patterns,
Models hnd the Bon.ton Books. Patterns
ont while ron walt from the latest Looks.
The system taught day ur evening. Pay A.
yup lcafn. ore inoRr down and GHc fo'iaf "a
wsst flpf HHHf Instruction. ~ n
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1892-03-29

DRoBATE CLERKS OFFICE, Pawtucket,
Il March 18th, lisa. An Instrument In
writing purporting TO be the last will and
,ss,amens OF r,trion Mrvsy late OF raw
ind the same is received and IL referred 10
Wednesday, the 9Th day OF April, ls ., at
4 O'Clock y. m, at the Probate Clerks once In
said pawtucket for consideration.
And II 10 ordered that notice thereof be
published for fourteen days, once n week,
ALDEN W. sIBLEY,
mis- stu Probate Clerk.
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1892-03-29
MONEY TO LOAN !

fNN Real Estate and Personal Property,
~ Horses and Carriages, Pianos, Organs,
tOusehold Furniture, and Oh any good
security. w. n. POTTER CO
Roo'ns and 7N i7s Main " Pawiuck~t.
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1892-03-29
ptso.

BAXTER-In this city, 9Th inst, Mrs. Ann
Baxter, aged tyears, months and 70 days
DOSAHUE-ln Providence, 2sth inst, MARY
Ann Rafferty,, wife OF james Donahue, IN
the 35th year OF her age.
NUGENr-In this city, Goth inst. Catherine
NuRent.
sAyAGE-At Lon sdalo boarding house, old
Village, on the 27th inst, Arthur Dwight
savage aged years. mouths and 10 days.
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1892-03-29

rhs 4. the riches, thing yet The
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1892-03-29
Eepnl Nottrra.


lIRoBATE CLERKS OFFICE,-Pawtuckct,
March 18th, 1892. Request In writing Is
made by Rose Hand that she or some other
uitable person may be appointed admins.
frairix on the estate OF susan MoMahoa,
ate OF Pawtucket, deceased; and the
day. the 9Th day OF April, 1892, ut
o'clock p. M, at the Probate Clerks ONCE,
In said Pnwtucket, for consideration.
And IL 10 ordered that notice thereof be
published for fourteen days, once q week,
previous 70 the holding of said court, In the
fAwruCKRT TRIBUNE.
ALDEN W. sIBLEY,
NILS 3tu Probate Clerk
Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1892-03-29

THOMAS w. ROBINSON,
Atfsvnsy-stLsw Netsy Public end Jus.
ef The RoeesI
sIi Msfp sesst. rsvvueA~s. n Z.
The state chronicle., 1892-04-06
Good I,nnks.

GOOD looks are more than skin deep.
depending upon healthy condition of
all the vital organs. If the liver be
inactive, you have a bilious look, if
your stomach be disordered you have a
dyspeptic look and if your kidneys be
affected you have a pinched look. Sc
cure good health and you will have
good looks. Electric Bitters is the
great Alternative and tonic acts directly
on these vital organs. Cures pimples,
blotches, boils and gives a good com.
plexion. Sold at John Y. MacRae's
drugstore, SOC. per bottle.
The state chronicle., 1892-04-06
Pronounced Hopeless, Yet Saved.

From a Letter written by Mrs. Ada
I Hurd, of Groton, 5. D., we quote:
WAS taken with bad cold, which
settled on my lungs, cough set in and
finally terminated in consumption.
-Four doctors gave me up, saying
could live but short time. | gave
myself up to my Savior, determined if
could not stay with my friends on
.arth, would meet by absent ones
above. My husband was advised to
1.t DR.. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption, Coughs and Colds. ]
cave it trial, took in all, eight bot.
f.es il has cured me, and thank God
n now a well and hearty woman. .
Trial bottles free at John Y. MacRae's
drugstore, regular size, SOC and $l.OO