Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-03-27

Is Just as say, q what-you-may-csll-tt
on earth. After what have SAVE OF mar
rage you can see that look upon IL
askance, and yet believed / could
make some good man haapy. Do you
think so? Do you know such . man?
Or II not real good man, one that l
could mold?
You must meet good many different
people one time and another, especially
young men OF your own age. How
would 1t do for you TO throw them In my
way? / send carte de visite, also carte
blanche; also picture OF myself taking .
4th OF July held here. do my hair diff
ferent now, aud have quit wearing
prulella shoes except in hot weather.
Friends say have greatly improved
since this picture was struck of.
was never sick day in my life, and
can eat anything that is set before me.
| am fond OF children and buckwheat
cakes.
Tell me what / should do to escape
this living death In the home nest
What do you think OF advertising for q
correspondent? l hate to.write my soul
throbs to man OF whom have never
saw. Do you know what to do TO re-
move superfluous hair? / am afraid
that q mustache Is budding on my face,
ana though l do not mind it now. l
know it will mortify me when ! get old.
If.there is anything gives me pain II Is
to see an old lady going down TO her
grave with an iron gray mustache.
Write to me, Mr.. Nye, II you can, for
am practically an orphan, and II l
were to take wrong step now after
writing to you, II you do not reply, you
would never forgive yourself, would
you? Yours with love,
LAURA MCSwELLAN WoERrZ.
p. ST. understand voice culture and
embalming; also interior decorations
and butchering. l could make some
mans home all aglow with gladness II
had his love and an order on the store.
Please do not east this letter aside with
a petulant exclamation, but manage
somehow TO get my address into the
paper and will knit you big hand
some clouded blue zeffer tippet for next
winter. Can you judge ones nature by
the handwrite?
l.. M. w.
DEAR LAURA-Your letter regarding
penmanship and also tackling obstruse
questions regarding the great why, and
laying hold on the mysterious because,
was duly received through the personal
influence of Mr.. Wanamaker.
/ hardly know how To answer you
fully and succinctly, and / would hate
to write you and then feel afterward
that the letter was not succinct. |
would Judge from your letter that you
are naturally full OF sparkle and chaste
gayety, but had been kept back and
stepped on and bruised by Fate and
thrown down, and i'll fortune has, as
may say, had you in the door. Excuse
plain words, for am plain man, plain
and simple. make speciality OF both
OF these features.
Your letter and composition would In
dictate that you could make some good
man deliriously happy II you would.
You would have 10 use judgment OF
course about letting this happiness
dawn on him too suddenly. You should
sort OF mentally unfold 10 him day by
day, as 1t were, so that he can get &C
climated. That would be my advice.
DO not let him mentally founder him
self. 1t might give him brain collie, and
nothing is more disagreeable than for
an intellectual bride 10 have TO walk
the floor OF nights with a groom who
has overloaded his thinker and has acid
ity and water brash on the brain.
BE careful. Laura, TO dawn on him
easy, like an October morning. DO not
burst on him like the unexpected return
OF an American husband who said he
was going TO be away all night, but
steal In on his darkened soul like foot
pad In York state. Sort OF grow on
him. like beautiful lichen or edible
fungus. Cling TO him, as Deuteronomy
would say, like pup TO a root.
You are OF kindly nature, and would
also shine In the household. | would say
that, judging by your handwriting, you
would make good Jelly cake with
frosting on IL, II reversos came. Also
that you would turn out good clinker
built pie, while in the matter OF needle
work and rag carpets you would arouse
the envy and malice OF the great macs
troe and artists.
The acoustics Of your rag carpet
would awaken new interest In explo-
sives. Yon would not be content with
initiating nature In your art. You would
make foliage good deal greener than
nature has ever tried TO do, and your
sunsets would be redder and more in-
IL 1t