Iowa County democrat. [volume] (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1877-1938, 1892-02-26

The Anarchist is a man who cannot
stand other mems prosperity.-Iadiaaa-
apojis Journal.
a fantic is man who takes burn
ing interest in something we don't
Hke.-Rana's Horn.
Almost any man can be made to
talk if a corkscrew is used to draw him
out.-BafaIo Eroress.
The book that makes the greatest
stir in society is the well-flled pocket
book.-7eras SJttrags.
you say your present boss treats
you better than Mr.. Smith did?@ "Yis,
sorr, and oftener. "-Epoch.
A good many men are more inter-
ested in having work than poverty
abolished.-Ieras Sytirgs.
It's bad enough to bite off more than
you can chew, but it's worse to try to
chew it.-Detr0I Free Press.
Five things are essential to success
in life. One is good wife; the four
others are money. Richmond Recorder.
THAT young De We're is a very
promising follow" "Ahi How much
did you lend him? "-BaItinaOre AnerG-
can.
1t doesn't always prove an official is
burning with public zeal when he fires
a lot of subordinates. = PbiladelphiG
Times.
Teacher - "Now, children, what
well-known product is raised in Ire
land?" Bright Boy-"American citi-
zens life.
1t is hard to draw the line between
good and evil; but how does the other
political party manage to get all the
bad men?-Puck.
"Do you know, I don't think much
of Mawson?" "You don't have to.
You can size Mawson up in two Sec
onds. Brooklyn Life.
There is never any difficulty in find
ing people to play the first fiddle, but
0 how hard it is to get the rest of the
Orchestra.-Rana'S Horn.
Yabsley = "Does your wife ever,
choose your clothes for your" Wick
wire-"No; she merely picks the pock-
cts. "-LadianapoJis Journal.
Ethel-"George said last night that
there wasn't a girl in town with a
complexion like mine" Maud-"The
mean thing" Brooblya Life.
The banana has a great variety of
uses. 1t is said that flour is now made
from it. 1t is no secret that the skin
makes low slippers. Courier.
Women would do better work against
the devil if they got down on their
knees less for the men and stood up
more for the women.-AtchiS01a Globe.
Old Soak" Self-preservation is the
first law of nature" Young Croak-"I
suppose that is why you keep yourself
n alcohol all the time. st. Joseph
NeWS.
Foley-"Have you nice neighbors?"
Elegant. Why, they spend
5he fall and winter in Florida and the
spring and summer in Newport. -
Epoch.
Primus-"Y Young Dr.. Neale tells me
hat in his speciality he has never
made a mistake in diagnosis" Secund-
ls-"What's his specialty-autopsies?"
Judge.
q am welded to art" said Farley.
Well, said Criticus, gazing at Parley's
picture, I'D get a divorce if | were
you. She has deserted you."-Broob-
yn Life.
Every man in the world is telling
What he would do if he were a woman,
md every woman tells of things she
would not do if she were a man.-Atch-
SON Globe,
Sunday school Teacher (sadly)-I
I m afraid, Johnny, that will never
meet YOU in heaven" Johnny-WhyP
What have you been doing now?"-
Harper'S Ba=ar.
why do you Boston girls keep a
GLOW at such distance?" sighed Fay
r. "It'S the way of the Hub" Miss
tcBean responded, and then blushed
It her Pun,-N Z, HerQ2d.
No, my son, it is not always polite
o tell man what you think of him.
t is safer to tell it to somebody else,
nd IS just as effective in most in
tances.-B0Ston Transcript
Il wish hadn't eaten that apple"
'ad one?" We'll, I believe it was
polling for a fight" and his face took
n look of pain.-St. Joseph NecS.
TIE got an idea for a play" said
'pivvins "Wen, I'll tell you what to
10 with It if you want your play to
ucceed," replied Spavvins. "What?"
Leave the idea out."- Washington
star.
Women are more faithful to a mem
Try than men. All of them cling as
enaciously and as long to their youth
IS they can, and yet with many OF
hem it is a mere memory.-PbjJGdeI-
ohi0 Times.
A Hindoo baby is named when it is
2 days old, and usually by the moth
II. The names the father calls it
hen, especially nights, wouldn't usual
Y look well on visiting card.-Sona-
rUiIIe JournaL.
Beggar- Please, sir, will We lend
Ientleman-"You've got a quarter in
-our hand now. What's that for?"
3eggar-"That's ter tip the waiter
n 7. Weekly.
Your kisses do not seem to have the
same spirit about them they had once"
Mrs. Fits. "Of course
not" said Mr.. Fits. You could 1T
expect them to since l have sworn 0 T."
Indianapolis Journal.
Guest-~And you are the propr etor
Of this popular hotel, are you? Why,
was here last summer, and I jon't
think YOU owned it then, did ou?"
Mr.. Heavytipp-"O, no; was me of
Ii O ,,-o;tnrS thn,1rh " Cam in