The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1892-04-21
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- Nv w y A@ff@f"t
May nsh /. eossi5ered clever
whose oliy stoei u trade Is oib@ peoples
wit
IA Oregon msp waste 10 trade mule
fa siis. Sons nsE never ksos sben
tb~ $50 sell 60
-a...ll 10 b. lisd 10 dumb animals.
bai nan 10 rsmi, .as,ieed ia bouosips
money 10 buy dos.
- DoH1 t.ls sboui yonrssli 10 company
/, car 10 dobs mach more satisfactorily
s.t~ yea bsTe left
Dee Of tie mosl expensive things 10
this isfe - the reverse carve on the bottom
Of . champagne boiils
-Tomsos- Does Jour vile open your let
teu Johh.oni johnson Never. uoles.
they sit mIted private.
Boston Mother Why does Priscilla
blusLf AnDe.ie pleue. mem. shes
Studying improper fractions.
Can you keep . screif She Ye.
bat dent van, 10. What's the good OF
hs,i8s secret that you cant tellf
tie bsre had you 10 mind good
deal ls,siy. Mics Helen She You slwsys
dii ~ 20 make me feel email. Mr.. Cbum'
ply
a sirruge world this 10 Fnnce, when
eiri Is pleasing, the say she is chic. Over
htsr. shea she doesn't please you, shes
~ Old beo.
VIA, troubles the housekeeper 10 the
thought that The minute the furnace stops
es,in up coal the refrigerator will begin
eating up ice.
DO you believe monkeys tslkf No.
They chatter. But they seem 10 under
Stand each other o. WE'LL What Of III
80 do dudes.
Cyclones aud blzz ards in the west and
earthquakes 10 the East The old earth is
atttln abou, tbs livelisst shake mp Of re-
cent simes
~ arg Wife Jack, mother says she
van, 70 be crenated. Jack All right
Tell her TO put gu her things and I'll take
her down al once.
They married for love, believer Yes.
Arc ,hey bsppyf They don't know yet.
They are waiting to see what hsr father Is
going to do Tor them.
Modem garden parties pay great st'
teatio1 to matters Of dress. The original
Garden party wasn't bothered about this
snbieot I'll aitersafd.
Robbie, said the visitor kindly.
have you any li,,le brothers ADD sistersf
No, replied wee Robbie solemnly, I'm all
the children we've got
Made Good graciousl think
there is man following close behind usl
Jennie Well. don't walk so fast, dear. he
never can catch up With us.
why, Mr.. Ardent, how ungsl'snt oil
You TO say you thought l vas 1871 WE'LL
II certainly struck me that you we're some'
where near the freezing point.
The first half OF mans life 10 spent
10 priding himself upon what great man
be Ia going 10 be. aud the other bali IN
thinking what fool he used 70 be.
st. Peter so this lie Nine. Pst.if
La Diva Yes, have had my last fare
we'll. ST Peter Tut, tut. now, our rules
sre slxineen, abou, that sort Of thing.
There Ia q fortune for the milliner
who shall devise . bonnet that can be
worn IN suy part Of church and always
prese ut the trimmed side 10 the cungrega'
iion.
-Smythe Il hear that Simpkins bss
lns, got pension. He never rAw any ser
Woo, did be2 Tompkins No. but be los,
his voice urging his ueighbors TO 90 TO the
FROM
Does your pastor permit himself to
makes Jokes in the pulpitf said one lady
10 suolher, oh. yes. Vas the answer ID
On apologize e;bul they are never very
cool ones
- His friends al advised him TO 80 Oh
The stage. said the unsuccessful trsge'
dams father. Yea. | see how it vas bis
friends egsed him on aud the audience
sssed him OF.
-H'm-ths. young man Of yours-is be
voHa anything, financially Why,
yea, papa. He 10 worth 1t least S35
week 70 the store, be says. though they
only 8 I've him slo.
-Asn.y Sc you took your arst dane.
ing ie.son TO day. Did you and II diff'
eul,i wee nephew Nom, ms easy nout b.
All yyu have to 30 isto keep turning
round aud wipius your feet
SHE is thai ifiend OF yours whom yen
ere expecting tall mani He About Six
feet 40 inches Why do Jon Ask5 SIZE
lecsuse in tha, csse shall have to drst
the orosmepts on the top steli.
He (oi Ros,oul; Prof. skihish 10
going 70 lecture on suo spots 10 morrow.
She (oi Chicaeol; Well. II | thought be
could ,eli OF real. sure enough cure for
them. ia go 10 hear him. ] frcckle 30
easily.
-N.lcs faculty are discussing th, I'D
Visibility Of eiensins the seniof Glass from
compulsory silend.nc~ on The morning
chapel service The iies probably s thai
nen Who have been threc years 10 Yale
are 3 "a praying for.
-ios. said spoater. can congratulate
n.seli that ny voice hes greet carrying
power Yes. replied Hnbsct, l have
heard il several iiaes. snd have noticed
that u Invariably carried the sudiet CO
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