Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1892-11-10

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Kidding good-by
.esr waits.-PsIadelphia ReeS--
- many who try to act the
L., son fad too late that they
lie calf instead.-AtcAison Globe
certain way TO hear a pin drop
- II red bot and drop it into 3
81 gunpowder. -PaaadopAaa Rec
.n,der is possibly the only thing
hat can have a fiy time of il
being punished. = AtchisOn
..her-.Sow. remember, the nat
ss:Srct water is blue City Boy
e.'m: same as milk. Good
,,,s Johnny thinks ii a good deal
Z - he tanned at the seashore than
4. sapued in schcol.-Soston Tran
Il yoar service, mann rs the
.ssr aid wbea the lady Of the house
En- i'm stealing her silSer.-2Ias
M
~ adac about nothing re-
- he summer boarder when bis
sss Observation-Disclosures Re-
tiean-
.,.kes . difference a6oGt . mans
whether YOU take hin At his own
ration or that Of his wife.-Te1as
Ea1&
- hea,th-seekers find relief st
- If : mountain. This IS doubt
owing 10 the climb it--Baagaam-
Iesdsr.
81 have ~potato socialsv in Kan
4 TIE name ssay be from the fact
yosng felix's 60 there to pare
y SiftfaJs.
ztsr-.And now. my friends. one
more Reporter Ito boy)-
rr me q lot more paper quick
II Ba9efsR-
one respec: the north pole is Ike
pmaps pocket. Very likely it is
bat no msn could ever find it
"a P.ar.N
depends on now the canvas goes
her OF not the candidate can af-
e-snras-baek ducks in November.
raSnsore 4meriodH.
<-cIs my bat on straight She
Fes. The idea, Why do YOU ask
sszestions' Helm going out
canoes-Good Ncscs.
On the manner in which Samsonss
IS depended on his hair it has
inferred that he was a piano
r-AaAingioH Star.
lie Giri-@What does your man,
DO giaee the dog was stoien?"
E goy--oh. she sort o. comforts
If with th' baby.'-Good Nescs.
eker--Out West. / suppose. it is
sy TO get q divorce as to get mar
laker---Easier. The brides
N doesn't have to be consulted. p
Herald.
.Gna--WE you gather shells at
rashore5s Araoella--No. spoons
kyenir spooas2s well, that ali
nds whether they are worth re-
bbering.
kton-si wonder why Sadly didn't
10 rescue that lady when he is
an expert swimmer Peterson
ell. yfl see be thought right at
that it was his wife.--Ponsoni
6se-'You were begging or the
{ streets. and yet you had 500 in
pocket Prisoner--Yes. ledge.
not be as Industrious IS some,
Dnor. but I'm no spendthrift -
Hxay.
ere is a time in every young
) life when for a while be thinks
s IS a second Solomon. He soon
Ger it, though, when he begins
IA out how many kinds of q fool
ERams Horn.
ERE article about a woman stage
.s1id the tenor to the manager.
. roc ever e ones, yes" was
FePly. The average prima donna
kers that description pretty close.
Kashiagton Star. Z
u T~a~hrr-sNow little boys.
ukzs SD toll You. can any Of
aeL.c .solAiag'?= Little Yorick
e. sir; | can" Teacher-@Well,
would ron describe it?:- Little
R--Piease, sir, it's what you've
y ycGr head.--DraEe's Magazine
here's one thing ! don't UNDER
said littl Harry; -that's why
F'asting shirS IKE pie make me
while h~ad-iasting things like med
ma N well. /. ought to be
&e'keE HqPer's Young PEG
eneh 81 don't ike 10 see you
gilne ranni with mere boys all
lime. What do you fnd that's so
resting in that smooth-faced young
Pedaa--Why, Pen. his face
- smoeih as it looks. -Bro
pxles--Did Bullion give vou a
piiens Knowles two weeks.
won't 90 back 10 work for him
; be reirae;s his words" what
Pc ssyi7 He said not to come
alter the two weeks were over
resrs' Circular.
nsIer-sHave you any reference
your last place?' Boy-~Nope,
fons like il, so / got mesef dis.
ged. Hum, Why didn't yor
: was 'fraid If / left with.
s-in' sent of. they might sue me
'resch o contract7-G0od Eews.
eiae summerginl--We've been en-
over a week, George, dear
you think we ought tn break it?'
e iLdemand-Break the engage
Why. love, are you tired of me
-N-no; bat don't you think
kat 10 give the other girls a chance
= seeing you are the only mar
-Bosos Eews.
nat. said the lecturer, warmin,
= subject. what will unman ,
Youth more. what will DESTROY
lnoltion quicker than the calam
selhg thrown overheard BY tn,
q his Worship" Marrying
yIPed the henpecked man in tn,
@ the hall. and the audience tit
sna even the lecturer smiled
cd lem.
thambly, after being. accepted
NOV l an not worthy of you
ne. 1ay beautiful darling. wha
"a such 8 plain sort of a fellow
y zoe know. | was dreadfulll
we're going to refuse me-
aid intend to. but YOU know
s1kness- i never could resist /.
20 and when you proposed yol
~ 20 awfully cheap. How coul'
3o1 go?s-Hraokf.n 10