The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1892-12-20
A Representative of Barnum's
Circus Carries an Ancient
Gun.
Two Trespassers Are in Trou.
BILE and Couple of Negroes
Are Scrappers.

smoking from the oven on thanks
giving
When eruesome smiles illuminaie.
The yisase of our magistrate,
The culprit trem5les in his chair,
And brushes back his unkempt hair.
.Jmdge-Court is open and every
body will find seat, get i'm the CHM
ney or get out.
Uig Of Pol;ce-Hats off too, in this
ere court.
attorney Castmaa-And keep EN-
of until court busts
Cou,t-Is Arthur Juhl in court,
.Juhl-Ias.
CSmt-Stand up.
The prisoner at the bar of justice
came to a perpendicular. He was Of
medium height and evidently of Ger
man extraction. He told his story.
81 am a tailor and musician. |
thread needles and teach the colored
hand how to make music out of horns.
! landed in this town Oct. 3, 1892.
with Barnum's show Iplayed music
for Columbus to discover America and
permitted the giraffe to dance the
hornpipe, did.
With music can make Won laugh,
And cause to dance the big Giraffe,
And cen the coons | teach 10 play
The festive Tara Boom-ty-eh.'
The court took i long breath and
wiped the perspiration from his fore
head and eastman inquired for the
officer making the arrest.
1t developed that Juhl had con-
tracted jag Saturday night and he
had taken along an old pepper box
revolver for protection.
The gun was produced in court and
everybody but the judge examined it.
CdJ,man-What is your plea to
carrying concealed weapons,
JuM-Guilty.
Caatman-Before you let that plea
stand, you should consider that s25 is
the least amount that it costs for that
sort of fun in Sedalia.
f. Cout-Pm setting these fines. Fifty
dollars. Next.
JuMl-That'll take lots of elbows"
Oh once played upon horn,
And almost made a fiddle talk.
But now forsaken and forlorn,
I'm forced to play upon rock.
Thomas Smith and Nick Powers,
two mule drivers from the railroad
west of Omaha. stood up in concert.
They were meek.
Like unto mules, We two are meek,
And landed in this town last week,
But if you'll say the word, well skip.
And in st. Louis end our trip.
They were charged with trespass.
Casin,an-How did YOU get to Sc
dalia?
Nick-Blind baggage.
Cas,man-All the way?
Nick-Just 50.
7om-Winked to the attending po-
liceman.
Winks don't count i'm this
tribunal of justice.
1Om-We are going to 1t. Louis to
get job, but it looks as if we had got
into a place before We reached that
city.
Comt-Fiver apiece, but will grant
a stay long enough for you to get out
of town. Will yer go?
Nick and Tom III one roice. Vas.
Saturday night last, was the time
that the colored folks had jamborec
dance on North Lamine street.
4. Emerson and Emma Smith sat
on the bench.
The deuce of spades" shouted
street gamin as he peered into the
court room.
Court - Emma Smith, you are
charged with disturbing the peace
What is your plea,
Emmd-Guilty.
Cashman-How MANY times have
you been up here before2
Emmd-Don't know, can't keep
count.
Cashmaa-NO, guess you can't.
Cout-Ten dollars.
The colored people had rough and
tumble fight at that shin-dig and
Emma who is as stout a. mule was
said to be star in this engagement.
She will roommate in the tar box.
Oh! colored children do not fight,
And mar your lovely features,
For You will know it is not right
You are Gods chosen creatures.
Emerson who was in the same scrap
was turned over to state authorities
Cout-Any officer who is absent
when a case is called in which he
made an arrest, the case will be dis
missed. This is order No. 362. Do
you hear?
Cashman-By ordinance you will