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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02
NEWS BREvIrIES

It is expected that decree will be issued in
Greece prohibiting bourse speculations in
gold and exchange.
Secretary Jerry Rusk gets hot when any
thing is published which assumes that he is q
possible candidate for the presidency.
Colonel Edmund Rice, United States army,
one of the officers of General Miles staff,
will command the police at the worlds fair
grounds. CSC
In the Mississippi house the bill appro-
priating $4,000 for Mississippi's exhibit at
the worlds fair was defeated by vote of 20
ayes to % nays.
The fire in Anderlues colliery, Belgium,
has been extinguished. There are yet 122
bodies in the pit. An effort will now be made
to recover the BODIES.
The ministers of the new Gillian cabinet
are in accord in friendliness and good will
toward the United States. This y on the
authority of Edward Matto, minister Of the
interior, the new premier.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

With E'y's Cream Balm a child can be
treated without pain and perfect safety.
Try the remedy, it cures Catarrh.
My son has been afflicted with nasal ca
tarrh since quite young. I was induced to
try Ely's Cream Balm, and before he had used
one bottle that disagreeable catarrhal smell
had all left him. He appears as well as any
one. It is the best catarrh remedy in the
markell. c. Olmstead, Arcola, III.
charge from her nose. Two physicians pre-
scribed, but without benefit. We tried Ely's
Cream Balm, and, much to our surprise, there
was a marked improvement. We continued
using the Balm. and in short time the dis
charge was cured.-O. A. Cary, Corning, N. Y.
Apply Balm into each nostril. 1t is Quickly
Absorbed. Gives Relief at once. Price SO
cents at Druggists or by mail.
ELY BROTHERS, Sc Warren St., New York.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

A Brilliant Discovery in Dermato1ogy.
It is said that superfuous hair can be per-
manently removed without pain. An inter-
esting and valuable discovery has recently
been made by John b. Woodbury., of LIS
West 42d street, New York City. It is q rem
edy for the permanent removal of superfu-
Gus hair, consisting of a fluid which is ap-
piled to the hair follicle by means of an cleo
trio needle. It is designed to be used by pa
tients at their homes, and is said to be fully
as effectual as electricity. Full particulars in
reference to this valuable remedy are found
in little book of 128 pages, which is sent to
any address for 10 cents on application to
the discoverer.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

The Only One Ever Prinsed-Can You Elmo
the Word?
There is 3-inch display advertisement
in this paper this week which has no two
words alike except enc word. The same il
true of each new one appearing each week.
from the DR.. Harter Medicine Co. Thie
house places Crescent on everything
they make and publish. Look for II, send
them the name of the word, and they will TO
turn you Book, BEAUTIFUL LITHoGRAPHs OF
SAMPLES FKEE.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

There's nothing LEFT
of Catarrh, when you use Dr.. Sages
Catarrh Remedy. With the poison
Gus, irritating snuffs and strong,
caustic solutions . good deal .
left. They may, perhaps, stop It
for a time, but there's danger Of
driving it to the lungs. They work
on false principles.
But DR.. Sage's Remedy cures it,
no matter how bad the case, or of
how long standing. Not only Ca
tarrh itself, but Catarrhal Headache,
Cold in the Head everything
catarrhal in its nature. The worst
cases yield to its mild, soothing,
cleansing and healing properties.
So will yours. You may not be-
lieve it, but the proprietors of DR..
Sage's Remedy do.
And to prove it they make you
this offer:
If they can't cure you, they'll
pay you $500 in cash. It's bust.
ness proposition from a responsible
house.
But do you think they'd make
it if they, and you, couldn't depend
upon their medicine
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

E.A. ROOD Toledo, Ohio. says: "Hall's ca
tarrh Cure cured my wife Of catarrh fifteen
years ago and she has had no return Of It. It's
q sure cure" Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02
Irving to Please EMPLOYERS

Mistress: I am surprised. you say you
were married six months ago, divorced three
months ago, and remarked to your husband
last night?
Domestic: Yes'm: you see at the first
place he had they wanted married man, SO
we got married; but the next place they
wanted q single man. so we got divorced and
I came here. Now he's found place where
they want a man for gardening and wife to
cook, SO we got married again and I'm going
there with him.
New York Weekly.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

For Tliroat Diseases, Coughs, Colds, etc.,
effectual relief is found in the use of
"BroDn's Bronchial Troches. Price 25 cts.
Sold only in bores.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

When Baby was sick, VIC gave her Castoria,
When she was a Child, she cried for Castor ,,
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria,
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

When Visiting Kansas City Stop at
The Blossom HOUSE opposite Union Depot.
First Glass in every respect, Rates, $3.50 per
day.
Cable cars to all parts of the city pass the
door.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

A small boy went to see his grandmother.
After looking eagerly around the handsome
ly furnished room where she sat, he exclaimed
ipquiringly: ''Oh, grandma! Where is the
miserable table papa says you keep?'
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

''The choir has struck, you say, and won t
sing. What is the trouble?" swell, there is
quarrel among the members of the congre-
cation, and the choir says this Is usurpation
of its prerogative."
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

They married for love, believer eyes
"Are they happy?' ''They don't know yet
They are waiting to see what her father is go
ing to do for them"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

FITS.-Au Fits stopped free by On. KLIxKS ekkAf
Nerve Restorer. No Fit after first day suso. Ma
yelloue cures Treatise and 500 trial bottle free q
Eitcases. Send 70 Or khneSl Arch ST. fhila..F9
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

BKEcHAM's Pills are not new remedy
They have been used in Europe for 80 years
all well tested and excellent.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

Musical conductors beat their way through
the world by scores.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

A cycle and cigarette and the small boy
Is in heaven.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

HE seems very sober tonight. Did he
apologize to you for being drunk at YOU
ball?' eyes: he said he understood it was to
be fancy dress affair, and he came as Gam.
brinus."
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

Johnson: Does your wife open yonr let
tiers? johnson: Never, unless they are
marked ''prlvate."
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

'I hear Charlie Slimpate is sick. Have yor
had any intelligence from him?' ''Not {
gleam."
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

|. Don't pen missives to your best girl on
postal cards. She may have a suspicion that
you do not care cents for her.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

The Best Way to Succeed In Business
to first take q thorough business course by mail,
at your own home; Bryant's College Buffalo, N Y.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

No one has a right to apply for pension
on the plea that he was half shot when h
enlisted.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

One trouble with the world is that so many
have more reputation than character.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

Hellofte is the name of a new explosive
It might be used by indignant men Will
talking into the telephone.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

Mrs. WinsloW's Soothing Syrup for Chill
dren teething. softens the gums, reduces inflaxn
nation allays pain. cures wind collie. Csc bottle
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

When young man thinks he knows NOR
than his father knew, he gets the idea tina
the world is progressing.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

Wool: Is your mother-in-law still witt
you? Van Pelt: No; still agin me.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

ssHanson's Magic Corn Salve."
Warranted to cure, or money refunded.
your druggist for II. Price ID cents
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

Love levels all things, but doesn't make a
fellows head level.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

Rev. James H. Gordon, pastor N. E. Church,
Wilson, N. c., says: have used Bradycro-
tine, and never in a single instance failed to
obtain immediate relief from headache when
directions were followed.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

Jess: Now that all men are taking the
bichloride what will they do between the
acts? Bess: Go out for hypodernic, prob.
ably.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

It is easier for ship carpenter to spar a
vessel thon it is for him to box the compass.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

Chappie Cat stage door,: Can see Miss
Soubrette? Doorkeeper: Sorry, sir; she has
just been called away. Her grandchild is very
sick.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

A pickpocket must learn his business. H
cannot succeed until he gets his hand in.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

It is mistaken idea that loud talk gives
tone to society.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

It seems paradox, but the close fellow
seldom gets tight.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

Weighty Consideration.-The salary of
the side-show fat lady.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

Observation stepladders are used by the
Belgian army. There is always room at the
top.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02
Rare Chance.

Mrs. Binks: The paper says western wo-
man has baby that has never cried in its
life.
Mr.. Binks: By Jove! I wonder how she'll
trade.
New York Weekly.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

Notwithstanding the general impression
that money talks" did you ever notice how
quiet it is in bank?
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

When man is cast upon barren island
he has reason for feeling cast down.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

Dentists are not looked upon as peculiarly
dissipated, yet they are always filing up.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

T The old gentleman that dyes his whiskers
gives it to you in PLAIN black and white.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

Shorthand . thoroughly taught by mail At
Palmer's College, 1905 Chestnut St, Philadelphia
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

OOJ ~ MUM nj Iadies in each county. Ad-
dress. p. W. ZIEGLER& CO., St. Louis. No.
Il a "'' sss With sss Thompson's Eye Water.
4. N. U. T. 454-1A
sY-When answering any Of these advsEttse
usnts. please mention this paper.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

Remains to be seen-the girl before tn
mirror.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

The spring poet has few writes that pub
fishers are bound to respect.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02
BOlls! Pimp1es! Blotches,

ERUPI1ONS ON
that nature making tin good
the Of the skin, and the edout
C. w. HoDKr Postmaster
had confined bed
by Swias The
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SIS.
debltated child Send on andSk
SPECIFIC COMPANY. ATLANTA
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

The man who has no business of his own to
attend to always goes to bed tired.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

New York Weekly.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02

Ho0d'S Pills are purely vegetable and are
The best liver invieorator and cethartic.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-04-02
A Short Time to Live

neighbor who had used it with benefit. began
taking Hoods Sarsaparilla. The whole lower
part Of my leg and foot was running sore, but
II has almost completely healed and can
truthfully say that I am in better health
than have been for many years. have taken
no other medicine and owe all my improve
fn
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1892-03-16
AIR WASHED TO ORDER.
Made Clean and Pure For Delicate
Lungs.

5
At the Victoria Infrmary, at Glas-
gov, Scotland, there is in use an adj
mirable arrangement for removing
dirt and fog from the air, previously
to it's entering the building. In this
infirmary the air is renewed six times
an hour, and before it enters the
wards it is washed by being passed
through an air washing screen Of cords,
formed OF horse hair and hemp. This
material is closely wound over a
wooden frame, and forms a close
screen, 16 feet long and II feet high,
atfording nearly 200 square feet OF
surface. There is constant trickling
OF water down this screen, by which
it is kept wet, and the air, in tiltering
through it, has the dust and SCOT
particles removed, and when once
these have adhered to the Wetted sur
face, a current of air OF considerable
velocity will not carry them through
the serene, but the falling water floats
them down into the drain An auto
matte flushing tank is fixed in a posi-
ton whereby twenty gallons OF water
are instantaneously discharged over
the surface Of the screen every hour,
to flush and remove any accumula-
tons of wetted dust, SCOT or germs
which may not be removed from the
screen by the, triclsling water over the
surface This method will keep fog
from entering into the ventilating
chambers and hence into the building,
and on very foggy days the air within
the infirmary is perfectly clear and
pure.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1892-03-16
FallibiIity,

The necessity which teachers are UNI
der ofbeing perfectly sure Of their state
ments, or else Of being not too posi-
tive in making them, was illustrated
recently by an incident OF actual oc-
currence in q public high school A
pupil was reading, during a recitation
in English literature, willie the teach
er, with no book in his hands, and
withfolded arms, walked up and down
the recitation-room.
Hypocrisy, says La Rouchefou-
cauld,is the homage which vice pays
to virtue, = the pupil read.
"Tnatisvery true said the teacher,
"but don't say homage; say 'omage;
the h is not sounded.
tonnage" said the oupil, obedient-
ly.
t'Read on. now"
Sir, said the pupil "may please
read the note at thefoot Of the page?"
You may do SO. 2
The pupil read: Homage: In pro
nouncing this word, the h is frequent
J. omitted by uneducated persons. 1t
shold always be sounded"
In some cases there is absolutely
nothing to be said, and on this occa-
sion the teacher said it.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1892-03-16
GAMBLING RULES:
in New Orleans Even the Children
Play Five Cent Policy

in New Orleans Even the Children
Play Five Cent Policy.
The extent to which the Louisiana
lottery has fostered the gambling
spirit in that and other States is we'll
illustrated by q statement which APP
pears in the New Delta. Twenty-Five
cent policy shops, where the "heads
of families can squander their earn
ings and servants can invest the
money filched from the market bas-
kets of their employers have long
existed in New Orleans, and have
proved enormously vicious in their
results. 1t is now stated by the New
Delta that fve-cent gambling shops
have been established, which are abb
sorbing the pennies Of children and
intoxicating the gambling spirit gener-
ally among the youth of the city
A reporter who visited one OF these
shops found children OF from 10 to Is
years OF age thronging about the
counters and buying tickets. The
New Delta vigorously rebukes the
prevalence Of these shops, which it
charac 5erizes as hell-holes into which
babies are inveigled for the purposes
OF robbery. Ofcourse this evil is di-
rectly the consequence of the State
lottery and it's dishonest practices,
and no cure can be expected until this
organized evil is extirpated. Frank
Leslie's Weekly.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1892-03-16

the tank. / quietly saw that roy task
was hopeless. The wood was soft,
but the planks were thick, and it
would be hours before Icould produce
the smallest opening.
my attention, else | should 60 wild
So / dug on until I broke my blade
off short.
/ dropped the useless knife into the
tank;it sank with dull splash I
felt the water slowly creeping upward.
| calculated that I had aboutan hour
and a half of life left me.
The water reached my waist.
threw myself against the walls of my
prison and shouted for help, but none
came. The sound OF my voice echoed
again and again in my ears-it reached
no others. [ thought the reverbera-
tions would never cease. 1t seemed
to me that the whole world must have
heard that despairing cry
| listened, every nerve strained to
catch some echoing shout. But the
only sounds that broke the stiffness
were the splash, splash, splash OF fall
ing water, and the heavy noise ofthat
great pump working overhead.
My past life came up before me as
in a dream. I could see my mother
my good mother-as plainly with my
minds eye as had ever seen her with
the flush Of feupon her cheek. Should
we soon meet in heaven?
The water was up to my neck. Ugh!
how icy cold it was! In another mo-
ment it would be at my mouth. /
turned and furiously beat upon my
prison walls. What madness! My
hands fell nerveless to my sides. They
struck upon something hard in either
pocket of my coat. thrust them in
almost unconsciously and drew forth
the hammer and chisel!
l uttered a cry of delight and began
to chisel away for dear life under wa,
ter. In no time had hacked from
the soft wood two rude steps. I form,
ed another just above the surface OF
the water, another still higher, and
another as high as 1 could reach. !
dropped my tools and, by the aid Of
nails and hands managed to draw
myself up, step by step, until could
grasp the edge Of the trap-door. Thus
much accomplished it was an easy
matter to lift myself out. I fell, pant
ing and trembling in every limb, upon
the rough board covering OF the tank.
Mr.. Eller had not heard any shouts
for the simple reason that he had been
called by business into Fresno. The
men slept in a house too far distant
from the windmill for my cries to
reach them
| had pretty thorough scare, it
must be confessed; SO thorough, in
deed, that I have ceased forever to
emulate Don Quixote in any more
adventures with q windmill.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1892-03-16
Not "MicrocOcci,'

Professor Brieger, OF the Berlin Med
ical Institute, reports an exchange,
was busily at work in his laboratory,
surrounded by formidable array OF
chemical and archaeological utensils
A distinguished foreign physician called
upon him. and watched his absorbing
labor with interest.
The professors attention seemed to
be anxiously, but still hopefully, con-
cent? ated on a vessel which was en-
veloped in smoke and steam.
"Guess what I am boiling here" said
the professor.
The visitor began to enumerate the
entire scale of micro organisms.
"Micrococci?"
"No."
"Sonococci?"
"No."
Spirocheta?"
"No."
"What, then?"
"Sausages, replied Brieger.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1892-03-16
SAVED BY HER BROTHER.
An Emotional Scene in French
Court Room.

An Emotional Scene in a French
Court Room.
A French paper says that Lucille
Rome. pretty girl with blue eyes and
fair hair, poorly but neatly clad, was
brought before the sixth court OF cor
rection under the charge Of vagrancy
s'Does any one claim you?" asked
the magistrate.
"Ah! my good sir" said she. 81
have no longer friends; my father and
mother are both dead; / have only
my brother James, but he is as young
as am. Oh! sir, what can he do for
me?"
"Here am, sister! Here am! Do
not fear!'' cried a childish voice from
the other end Of the court; and at the
same instant little boy with lovely
countenance started forth from amid
the crowd and stood before the Judge.
"Who are you?" said he.
''James Rome, the brother of this
little girl"
"Your age?"
''Thirteen''
"And what do you want?"
~ came to claim my sister LuCil-
ie.'
"But have you the means OF pro-
viding for herr"
yesterday I had not but now I
have. Don't be afraid, Lucille"
ooh how good you are james,
''Well, let us see, my boy" said the
magistrate, "the court is disposed to
do all it can for your sister, But you
must give us some explanation.
"About a fortnight ago." continued
the boy, my mother died of a bad
cough, for it was very cold at home.
We were in great trouble. Then l
said to myself: 4 will be an artisan,
and when l know good trade l will
support my sister. went apprentice
to a brush-maker Every day | used
to carry her half Of my dinner, and at
night took her secretly to my room,
and she slept in my bed while / slept
on the floor. But it appears she had
not enough to eat. One day she beg
ged on the boulevard and was taken
up.
"When I heard that, I said to my
self: Come, my boy, things cannot
last So; you must find something bet
ter | soon found q place, where | am
lodged, fed and clothed and have 2Of
a month. have also found good
woman, who for these 2Of will take
care of Lucille and teach her needle
work. claim my sisterH'
my boy" said the judge, "you1
conduct is very honorable. However,
your sister cannot be set at liberty
| till tomorrow"
'Never mind, Lucille" said the boy
81 will come and fetch you early to-
morrow" Then turning to the magis
trate he said: II may kiss her, may
not, sir?"
He threw himself into the arms O.
his sister, and both wept tears O.
affection.-London Daily Telegraph.
New Ulm weekly review. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1878-1892, 1892-03-16
PROTECT OUR BREAD

The machinery of the law has not been put work
speedily against the fraudulent of
alum in Baking Powders Both health and pocket of
the people demanding protection legislatures of
New York Illinois Minnesota have taken this matter
of adulteraon up, and especially that of Baking
1t will be in public their sale
is made msdemeanor in every State the UNION and
the penalties of the law rightly no
article of human food wckedly than that
of Baking Powder.
Dr. Prices Cream Baking Powder is only pure
of powder having general sale that is free
from ammonia, alum faint of any npurity It
makes the and lghtest bread cake
that perfectly digesble 1t costs
manufacture Dr. Prices than any other baking
powder It is superior every other known and the
standard for forty years
Or. Prices Cream Baking Powder is re-
ported by all authorities as free from Ammonia
Alum, or any other tadulterant In fact, the
purity Of this ideal powder has never been ques-
toned.