Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-11-02
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PRINCE BISMARCK has an income
II $3.50, 900 year. And he owns a
brewery. Could earth afford him a
happier lot?
IL Mr.. Astor were to try to keel
pace with his income by counting it
10 silver quarters, he'd be gibbering
idiGt In a weeks time.
HAVING been an actor, and written
4 book, there seems to be no more
worlds for John L. Sullivan to con-
Quer unless he will tackle the pulpit.
BY the recent death of two of its
members the College OF Cardinals Is
now more nearly divided between
Italians and foreigners than for a
long time.
THE French Academy concludes a
careful study Of the problem Of arti-
| fetal rain with the observation that
the solution of the problem has not
yet been found.
1T is doubtful If the astronomers
| nave found out much about Mars. 1t
might have been different II they had
tried Venus It's said that q woman
can't keep secrets.
EVEN the most sanguine are nov
convinced that the Iron Hall is dead
as a door nail. The only remaining
hope of the stockholders is to get
what they can OF the assets.
ABOUT twenty missionaries and
more than five million dollars worth
OF liquors are sent to Africa every
year. Successful evangelization will
need few ElOre missionaries.
SOME Of Whittier's earlier poems
indicate that the good Quaker poet
might have been fighter had not
the doctrine of non-resistance con-
strained him to the ways Of peace.
PROFESSOR TYNDALL is visiting
switzerland and trying to compare
the huge glaciers OF the mountains
with the one that buried his friend
Lord Salisbury on the Home Rule
plateau.
THERE are 1,O22 Americans In
China, and l30,OO Cinnamon in
America. The Chinese send a million
in hard coin home to China every
year as a result OF their interference
with American labor.
A MAN named Shirtoff has been ar
:ested at Lawrence, Kan, for steal
ing chickens. II he had stolen a
bucket Of tar also, the materials
would have been at hand for provid-
ing him at least with coat.
WHEN the Queen of Portugal is
making her own bonnets, and the
Queen of Sweden doing her own
housekeeping, it begins to look as
though their respective peoples were
doing their own bookkeeping.
1T may be that the courts will find
something to say Of the Homestead
troubles, but IL is doubtful. 1t would
be far better for the disputants to get
together and settle their differences.
Litigation will not help them.
The girl who has a new engage
ment ring and a new pair OF gloves
which are perfect match for her
new gown at the same time is put in
a state Of undecided uncertainty that
is simply impossible to adequately
describe.
The coal trust rObs the poor Rich
people were able to buy their coal
last spring when the price was two
dollars a ton lower than it will be in
December. 1t is the man who buys
coal one ton at a time as he needs it
Who will suffer.
The young forger who dumped
Chicago detective into a sample trunk
and left him locked up has put big
discount on detective stories. The
detective should have got the forger
into a boX instead of letting the
tOrger get him into one.
THE biggest man In Canada is
Leonard Whitton, OF Brighton, who
tips the scale at 469 pounds. Mr..
Whitton is yet under 40 years Of age.
He measures seventy. four inches
around the hips, and his head meas
vrement is twenty three inches.
COUNT HERBERT BISMARCK and his
Oride will, it is said, live in Austria.
This will be inconvenient for Her
bert's princely dad when he wants TO
run over" to his boys for quiet
smoke and a subdued bit of swearing
at the way things are being run in
Germany.
A FRENCH duelist, on trial for the
killing OF his opponent, took advan-
tage of the occasion to deliver a long
speech about his business ventures.
There is no necessity so widely recog-
nized In this world nowadays as that
of advertising. Even the "field of
honor" is made medium.
A LONDON paper is discussing the
question whether man ought to lift
his hat to his female servant If he
meets her on the street. In this
country that question might hold
concerning ones wife or sister, but
the average man here would not dare
TO think even of Haunting a baseless
superiority in the face of the arbiter
of his domestic destinies.
IN the mild and lovely parish of
Frome, England, the Tories pulled
up all the red flowers on the graves
in the churchyard, because red Is the
Liberal color, and smashed two
windows In the parish
church because the vicar was a Lib
sraL This teaches US what a Briton
means when he tells us I'VE do things
better In England, donchet know?"
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