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The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-05-21
-FOUR MEN SHOT.
John T. johnson Opens Fire On Chns,
Owens at Franhfort.-six or Seven Shots
Exchanged Between the Two Men.

John T. johnson Opens Fire oa Chns,
owens at Franltfort.-six or Seven Shots
Exchanged Between the Two Men.
FRANKFo. Ky, May l4.-Friday
evening the l.. IL N. train pulled in
bearing Charles Owens, of this city. A
crowd always congregates at the depot
as the train comes in, and as Owens
started up the street John r. johnson,
of Pleasureville, Henry county, stepped
out from the crowd, drawing revolver
MS he did so. "Stand back, gentlemen"
shouted Owens, who knew what was
coming, and drew his weapon also.
Hardly had the words escaped his lips
when johnson opened fire, and his first
shot brought Owens to his knees
The crowd scattered right and left,
and johnson stepped behind an electric
light pole. Owens fred two shots, one
of his balls boring hole in Johnson's
wrist. Then, springing up, he ran to
where johnson stood and struck him
over the head with his revolver, dis
charging it at the same time. The re-
suit was an ugly burn and scalp wound.
johnson then began firing, and Judge
Jctt, II wcll-known Frankfort lawyer,
tried to snatch his revolver from him.
II was discharged as he held it, and the
ball perforated his left hand.
johnson fred again, and without a
word Anthony Leitch, a well-known
farmer fell dangerously wounded. In
all seven shots were fired, and in less
time than it takes to tell it. The last
shot was fired by johnson while Owens
was lying on the ground, overcome by
faintncss, 1t carried off his thumb.
BY this time the men were disarmed
and the wounded carried into adjoining
stores and offices. Physicians were at
once summoned. An investigation
showed that the ball had entered
Owens left groin and had come out on
the opposite side. 1t is believed that
his bowels were perforated, and if this
is the case he will die.
Leitch was shot in almost identically
the same way, but physicians have
hopes that the ball passed through his
abdomen without cutting the bowels.
Judge Jett's wound, while painful,
is not likely to prove dangerous, unless
blood-poisoning sets in.
johnson had his wrist dressed, and on
being questioned, coolly denied any
knowledge of Owens, and claimed that
he (the latter had made an unpro-
vollcd assault.
Owens was found lying on ii cot in
DR.. Tobin's Office. He claimed that
johnson had threatened his life on sew
eral occasions, and that he fred first,
then lodged behind the pole. Both
men are now under arrest.
| 1t is believed here that the shooting
arose over the improper relations exist
ing between johnson and Owens wife.
Some time ago Owens claimed to have
positive evidence that his wife had been
untrue and left. She entered suit for
divorce, and obtained it only this week
| the charge being desertion.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-05-21
Irish Home Rule in Canada.

OTTAWA, May 16.-Charles Devlin, NJ.
p, gives notice that he viii move the
following resolution: "That in the opin-
ion of the house of commons of Canada
the time has arrived when in a substan-
tial measure home rule should be
granted to Ireland, and this house ex-
presses the hope that at the approach
ing general elections in the United
Kingdom majority may be returned
ITO parliament pledged to enact meas
urc which, while safeguarding the
autonomy of the British empire, would
satisfy the legitimate aspirations of the
Irish people by granting to them par
lament
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-05-21
The Long wal. OF a Cranl..

BOONE, Ia, May 1G.-Pedestrian Stone
who started to walk from San Fran
cisco TO New York on wager OF 5000,
he towall1 twenty-five miles per day, nc
allowance to be made for sickness or
bad weather, has reached here. On his
arrival he received rotics that the
wager had been declared off, because
instead OF walking around the bay at
San Francisco, via San Jose and Stock
ton, eighty miles, he crossed in boat
He acknowledged that he did so, but he
is very angry because he has been al
lowed to walk eighty days since the
wager was declared off.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-05-21
A Rlver Twenty Miles Mide.

KANSAS CITY, Mo-, May 14.-Addition-
al news of damage by the flood con-
tinues to come in. Grand river is re-
ported to be twenty miles wide at it's
mouth. 4 Marshall dispatch says near
ly all of Saline county is overhowed,
fences being carried away and rail-
roads washed out. From Arrow Rock,
100 miles down the river, news comes
Of the tearing up of several farm houses.
The family of Peter Embery, five in
number, living near there, is missing,
and all are believed to have been
drowned. John Calvin, a railway SEQ
ton boss, was drowned here.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-05-21
ST. PETERSBURG ALARMED.

Mines Discovered Under the C2ar's CAT
china Palaee-Discovery Made Through
Warning Sent From the Paris Police.
BERLIN, May l6.-The National lei
tung publishes dispatch from st.
Petersburg saying that the Russian
police, acting on n warning from the
police of Paris, have discovered num-
ber of mines under the Gatchina palace.
the mines extending for distance of
several kilometers around the palace.
The Russian government has tried to
hush up the fact of the discovery. The
populace of St. Petersburg are terror
izcd, believing that the recent explo-
sions at the Nicolai bridge and the
death of Gen. Gresser are connected
with plot against the czar.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-05-21
Out of Sight.

One of the slang phrases which have
been popular within the last few months
is the very expressive one, "out of
sight" 1t is not, however, new one,
but, on the contrary, is decidedly old,
having been used by Charles Dickens in
"Nicholas Nicllleby." Those who have
read the story will remember the inter-
view Mr.. Squeers has with Peg Slider
skew after she had robbed Arthur
Gride, and when the two are looking
over the stolen papers Peg asks Mr..
Squeers if he doesn't think she is even
with old Gride for his treatment of her.
TO this query Mr.. Squeers assures Peg
that she is more than even with Gride,
and ends by eXclaming: why, you're
out of sight, Peg, out of sight"-Utica
Observer.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-05-21
Trimming the Memory.

A splendid way to improve the MEM
ory is to begin by treating it as if it
were another person, and then charging
it, upon penalty of a severe upbraiding,
to keep until wanted the information,
fact, date, name, or whatever is to be
remembered. BY this course you un-
consciously do two things-you sort out
things worth while to know, and you
impress them upon the memory in such
a way as to cause it to grasp and keep
them. The latter is a most important
thing to do. Half of ones forgetfulness
comes from failure to properly grasp
HarpeI's Young People.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-05-21
RHODA'S HASTE.
'Sealed Proposals fer Wife VIII BE Re
ceived for Thirty Days"

'Sealed Proposals fer Wife VIII BE Re-
ceived for Thirty Days"
VALPARAISO, Ind, May 14.-James
Khoda, wealthy farmer of Liberty
township and a confirmed old bachelor,
has repented of his error in not taking
unto himself wife in early life, and
has placed standing advertisement in
the newspapers calling for sealed pro-
posals for offers of marriage from mat
rimonially inclined young ladies for the
next thirty days. If after the lapse of
that time no propositions have been
placed ON file, Rhoda, in his unique an
nouncement to the public, states that
he will then become resigned to his
fate and will end his days in the enjoy
ment of single blessedness. He is re-
puted to be worth $4,000. All young
ladies with disposition likely to prove
a disturbing element in domestic af-
fairs or eXtravagantly disposed are
warned not to apply. Rhoda's haste to
become benedict is due to the fact
that there are no living heirs to his
comfortable fortune
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-05-21
Good Grounds.

Briggs-That was hard on Robinson.
You know he married the daughter of
landlady and the other day she got a di-
vorce.
Griggs-Why, what was the trouble?
Briggs--I understand that he tried to
get reduction in his board. brooklyn
Life.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-05-21
SELF-CREMATION.
A Negro Prisoner Sets Fire TO His Prison
Mattress.

HoUsToN, Tex, May lathe Negro
rapist, McMillen, now in the jail here
and suspected of being the party who
committed the terrible outrage last win
ter IN Sedalia. Mo-, Friday attempted
to commit suicide by cremation. He
took the straw from his mattress, piled
it in his cell, fired it with match and
threw himself into the blaze. He was
badly burned about the neck and head.
His fight against removal was so strong
that he would have burned to death had
not the jailor extinguished the flames.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-05-21
ELEPHANTS IN INDIA.
Giving the Mammoth Beast His Bath
His Restlessness.

Giving Jne MammOUn Beast Ills
His Restlessness.
The description of ''my lord the ele-
plants" toilet is delightful For his
bath before a ceremony ''an irrigation
cut is generally preferred, where the
great baby is made to lie down, to raise
his head or leg at word, while the
mahout, often assisted by his son, who
assumes tremendous airs of authority if
he is very young, climbs about his huge
bulk and scrubs him with bricSbats. A
brick flesh-rubber is in common use for
| mems feet and seems to suit the ele-
phant perfectly. But the creature is
generally inattentive during the pro-
cess; he plays with the soap so to
speak, blows clouds of vapor from his
trunk, lifts up the wrong leg, rolls over
at the wrong minute, with now and
then from a hasty mahout, as with an
irritable nurse-maid, blow. When the
washing is finished he sings his nurses
up to his neck or gives them a leg-up'
behind, in the friendly fashion peculiar
to him, and shufiles back to the serai to
be dressed" Mr.. Kipling is a capital
observer and much of his information,
gathered at first hand, will be new to
English ideas. Take, for instance the
excessive restlessness of the elephant,
whose bulk and solidity are associated
in most Europeans minds with an i'm
preston of ponderous immobility. But
IAN elephants shoulder is never still"
is native saying, and Mr.. Kipling
gives curious instance of their fidgety
habits Forty elephants had been
shipped in steamer which anchored in
perfectly smooth sea off Saugor point.
SAT first they said it was the ground
swell that made the ship roll so much,
but soon the captain came in dire alarm
to the officer in charge of the freight
/ The elephants had found that by sway
Ing to and fro all together rocking
motion was produced that seemed to
please them immensely. So the great
heads and bodies rolled and swung in
unison, till the ship, which had no
other cargo, and rode light, was in inn
minent danger of rolling clean over
The mahouts were hurried down into
the hold, and each seated on his beast
made him break step so to speak, and
the elephants dangerous little amuse-
ment stopped. ."-Spectator
Representative Belknap, of Mich
igan, is fonder of his literary work than
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-05-21
Best Diet for Young children.

The best diet for young children is
fruits and grains, with moderate al
lowance of milk. Such fruits as baked
sweet apples. Strawberries, stewed
prunes, peaches and grapes, can be
eaten with impunity, provided they be
eaten at regular meals and not at all
sorts of irregular hours, and if good
bread and milk be added, nothing more
is needed. Indeed, this diet is the best
for any one whose digestion is not
strong. These constitute the best and
most digestible of the fruits and the
ones least likely to disagree with the
digestive organs Children are often
made chronic dyspeptics through i'm,
proper diet before they are ten years
old. They are allowed to eat all sorts
of indigestible compounds at irregula.
hours to say nothing of meats, fats,
coarse vegetables, sugar and other
sweets, besides drinking tea and coffee
1t is no wonder that the Americans are
becoming noted as a nation Of dyspep-
tics. Lecture by DR.. j. II. Kel-
logg, of the Battle Creek Sanitarium.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-05-21
An Unequivocai Ambiguit.

Primus-Morton gave dinner last
night to his friends.
Secondus-I thought he was too
stingy for that. Not very merry party.
ehP
PriInus-Oh, yes; there was many
jest over the wine and cigars.
Secondus-After the guests left thu
house, l presume.--Life.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-05-21

Representative BellSnap, of Mich
igan, is fonder of his literary work than
of any oratorical or congressional tri-
umph, He is great narrator of war
stories, and he has fund of them, for
he was captain at II, and was wounded
seven times during the war.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-05-21
A Good Way to Judge.

YouTg Wife (gloomily)- you sup
pose our husbands really went fishing
last Saturday?
Second Young Wife (conadentially)-
/ am sure of it.
First Young Wife-They didn't bring
home any fish.
Second Young Wife-That's my prin-
cipal reason for believing they went
hshiug!-Demorest
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1892-08-08
A Battleaeld Relic.

A valuable battlefield relic was recent
ly found near the city. It is an eighteen
carat gold case watch, manufactured by
the Tobias Watch company, Liverpool,
the case being No. 3,S6S. It was plowed
mp one day last week by Mr.. Davis on
the old breastworks in Cokeis district,
Cobb county. The case is heavy and
comparatively uninjured, but the rust
has completely eaten the hinges up. The
covers were both found, but were sepa-
rated from the case. It is heavily jew
eled and was no doubt very fine watch.
The owner is supposed to have been
Elled.-Atlanta Constitution.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1892-08-08

nR. ELIZA A. INGALLS,, PHystc1AN. SUE.
IL GEoN and OcULIsr. Once: Rooms 40 and
a Chapman Block.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1892-08-08

~ NJ SALYER, CIVIL ENGINEERING, Survey
r. ing, and Architecture. The Dailes, Or.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1892-08-08
sank tnn nuioksand.

(, A French coastguardsman named
Mainvieilie met his death in a re-
11afkable manner on the Mediterra-
mean coast, near the mouth of Aude
He was going his rounds with a COM
rade when the latter, who was a few
steps behind, saw Mainvieille sink sud-
denly into some quicksands. He went
down SO rapidly that he was unable to
sieze stick held out to him. and in q
few minutes had disappeared completely
from sight.
The other man ran for assistance, but
it was found impossible to find even the
mans body. as the sea. which was very
rough, was throwing up sand in large
quantities on the spot.-St. James Ga
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II and SURGEoN.1Calls answered promptly,
day or night, city or country. Ohice No. 90 and
81 Chapman block. ~u
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DR. G. E. SANDERS,
Graduate OF tho University Of Michigan. Suc-
cessor to DIR. Tucker. Office over Frenchs'
Bank, The Dalles, Or.
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r F. SNEDAKER, D. DIS, has located per,
eye manently in The Dalles, and offers his ser
vices to the public in ne ed of dentistry. Office
in Chapman building, Second street, room ID,
over The Dalles National bank.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1892-08-08

MJ H ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
W. So and So, New Vogt Block. Second Street.
The Dalles, Oregon.
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The Poor rhey Have Not with Then

The Poor They Have Not with Them.
i At the union religious meeting at
vanlue Thanksgiving day collection
was taken for the relief Of the poor and
needy. This money was placed in the
hands of q committee of ladies, and now
they come forward and report that they
can find neither poor nor needy in the
village or vicinity, and don't know what
to do with the funds.-Cor. Pittsburg
Dispatch.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1892-08-08
sounds Like Human Voices.

Our whippoorwill demands his pun
ishment in distinct imitation of the
human voice, and the command of the
guinea fowl to come back could easily
be mistaken for human voice.-Brook-
lyn Eagle.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1892-08-08
pRorEss1oNAh CARDS.

=
nR. ELIZA 4. INGALLS,. PHYslc1As. ,sun-
IL oEoN and OcULIsr. Once; Rooms 40 and
~ Chapman, Block
DR. G. E. SANDERS,
draduate R OF tba Rai 05iTaSsitTI d0I Michigan Sue.
cessor TO Dr. Tucker. Office over Frenchs'
Bank, The Dalles, Or.
u NJ sALYER, CIVIL EscISEERISs. Survey
r.. ing, and Architecture. The Dalies, Or.
U F. sNEDAKER, d. DIS, has located per,
Vices to e the public in n. @ ed q entstry Once
in Chapman building, Second street, room u.
over The Dalles National bank :
DR. FsHELMAN (Hoa EoPATHIc) PHYSICIAN
IL and SURGEoN.ICalls answered promptly,
day or night, city or country. Ohice No. 36 and
~ CHAPMAN block wtf
DR. ). sUTHERLAND-FELLow OF TRISITY
- Medical College, and member OF the Col
sieian and surgeon once; rooms and Chap
man block. Residence; Judge Thornburyss Sec
ond street. Office hours; 10 to II q. m, to4
and to p. M.
RR. Q. ID: DoAEE-PHYs1cIAN AND SUR
II GEoN. Once; rooms and Chapman
s6 saosk ~ Gcer IA I e hours s
A. NJ. to and to p NJ
n SIDDALb-D DENTIST. = Gas given for the
Oe painless extraction of teeth. Also teeth
set on flowed aluminium plate. Rooms: Sign of
the Golden Tooth. Second Street
E.n.DUFun. GEO. ATKINS. FRANK hESEFEE.
DUFUR, WATKINS & MENEFEE ATToR-
~ NEYs-AT-LAw-Room No. IS, over Post
Office Building, Entrance on Washington Street
The Dalles, oregon.
WI H NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. Rooms
w. So and So, New Vogt Block. Second Street.
The Dalles, Oregon.
A s. BENNETT, ATToRNEY-AT-LAW. Of
a. flee in Schanno's building, up stairs. The
Dalles, Oregon
p. P. MAYS. b. s. HUETIN6ToN n. S. WILSON.
MAYS, HUNTINGTON d WILsoN-ATToR-
vi SBYs-AT-LAw.-0fices, French's block over
First National Bank, The Dalles. Oregon.
SOCIETIES.
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TYR. o. d. DoANE-PHYstcIAN AND SUR
II GEoN. Once; rooms and Chapman
Block. Residence No: %. Fourth street One
block south of Cont House. Ofiee hours to II
4. NJ, 2 to S and to p. NJ
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n SIDDAIL-DENrIsr- Gas given for the
De painless extraction of teeth. Also teeth
set on flowed aluminium plate. ROOMS: Sign oi
the Golden Tooth, Second Street
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E.nDuFun. GEO. ATKINS. FRANK kESEREE.
DUFUR, WATKINS & MENEFEE = ATToE-
II NEYs-AT-LAw-Room No. 43, over Post
Office Building, Entrance on Washington Street
The DaIles, oregon.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-13
Strong Witnesses.

Among the thousands of testimonials of
cures by DR.. Miles New Heart Cure, is
that of Nathan Allisons, well known
citizen of Glen Rock, Pa, who for years
had shortness of breath, sieeplessness,
pain in left side, shoulders, smothering
spells, etc; one bottle of DR.. Miles New
Heart Cure and one box of Nerve and
Liver Pills cured him. Peter Jaquet,
Salem, N. j., is another witness, WHO for
twenty years suffered with heart disease,
was pronounced incurable by physicians,
death stared him in the face, could not lie
down for fear of smothering to death.
Immediately after using the New Cure he
felt better and could lie down and sleep
all night, and is now well man. The
New Cure is sold, also Free Book, by A.
G. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-13
MehaIy's Recommendation.

In one of the loveliest counties of old Vir
ginia there still stands stately mansion
that was in days gone by the show place @
all that section. The imposing park o
mighty oaks, graceful linden,s and gener
Gus, low Speeding beeches was fit setting
for the big house, with its white columns
reared from basement to roof. The quaint
furniture and the rare crystal and princel,
plate were spoken Of near and far. Every
floor, every window seat and every table Of
this house was waXed
Every morning an army of nimblc kneed
young negresses fell upon these floors and
rubbed and polished until each board fair
ly shone and glistened with the amber
wax.
The war came on. The army of negroes
was scattered from the old quarter. They
spread throughout the state, and it wa.
thought rare fortune to get hold of one
of Mrs. C-'s well trained servants. .
One day one Of these servants applied to
Mrs. b, of Richmond, for situation.
1t was Mehaly, hoity-toity girl, but not
without her following in the old quarter.
Can you cook?" asked Mrs. b.
Cook? No, IN. Ole miss cooks wa
Cinthy an Minervy an Luce an Judy an
Arrah and Rachel an Polly"
"Can you do housework?" queried Mrs.
B., with interest.
mo, IN. Can't do housewuk. Oar wa
jimmy an Becky an Sa' Jane an Liz an Rose
an Dinah an Salomy an Nancy to do do
housewife.
well, maybe you could do laundry
work."
mo, m, don't know muffin bout washin
nor ir'nin. karline an Matildy an Sooky
and Henrietta an Lydia did de washiu an
de ir'nin."
Then you can nursey" persisted Mrs.
b.
''Nebber nussed in my life Oar wa
Judy an Seely an Pheeny an Penelope an
Venus an old Bet to nuss."
"What did you do?" asked Mrs. b in
dismay.
"Well," replied Mehaly, as a rare smile
broke over her dark countenance, Il mostly
hunted up ole miss specs. "-Harper's Ba-
Ear
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-13
Women who Die EARLY,

Many Of our most beautiful and accom-.
plished ladies' die before they have
reached the prime OF life. OF those who
live to middle age only one in 200 is
sound; the other 100 are sufferers. Why
is it? Self.neglect. The shattered health
can be restored; the home made happy,
and your life heightened if you commence
at once.
Rose Buds" have been used for twenty
years in the private practice of one of the
most eminent physicians Of Paris, and
the following diseases and their distress
ing symptoms yield to them like magic {:
liberation, Congestion and Falling Of the
Womb, Ovarian Tumors, Dropsy OF the
Womb, Bearing Down Pains, Rupture al
Childbirth and Miscarriages. One pack
age of Rose Buds" will make new
woman Of you.
(Leucorrhea or Whites are generally
cured by one application Price per pack.
age Zone months treatment) 81 sent by
mail post paid, securely packed. The
Leverette Specific Co., $3.50 Washington
St., Boston, Mass.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-13

There" said the dentist, with an air Of
satisfaction, as he laid aside his instru
ments, that didn't hurt you much, did it?'
Don't know" replied the patient as he
tried to get his jaw on its hinges again. "a
didn't have chance to find out"
"Of course, of course" said the dentist
complacently. "It was a quick piece oil
work"
Quick nothing" growled the patient.
WHO'S that driveling essence of idiocy in
the next room?"
The man who plays the cornetS"
The man who tries to play the cornet."
oh, he's poor unfortunate"-
"unfortunate He ought to be unfortu-
nate. I'd like to get at him oncer'
"Oh, well, he tries to do his best Won
know, and as he was in pretty hard luck
when he took the room arranged to pay
him little something every day."
What for?" The patient seemed loath
to believe his ears.
footing that horn. By comparison 1t
dwarfs the pain that l give-makes one
forget that there is such thing as physical
suffering Influence of mind over matter,
you know. When have an extremely bad
case tell him that he'll have to wait day
or two for his pay. 1t makes him blue,
you know"
What of that?"
"Oh, when he's blue he makes noises
that would make one resigned if he were
to be burned at the stake. It's cheaper
and more effective than anasthetics. -
Chicago Tribune.