West Virginia argus. [volume] (Kingwood, W. Va.) 1877-1946, 1892-11-10
TALK OF LOVE.
Mr.. AND MRS. BOwSER RECALL
THEIR WOOING,
But when She Refers TO the Sweeuy
IdiOtic Things lie Used TO Say 10
Her lie BOlts.-He
Kicks.

All DuN luis !S nice
exclaimed Mr.. Bowser as he kicked
off his shoes, and fell into the big
rocking chair the other evening.
You may talk as much as you
will, Mrs. Bowser, bat there's no
place like home. pity men who
have no homes"
II am glad You like 20 spend
your evenings at home" she replied.
" Yes, this is nice - musingly
continued Mr.. Bowser as he spread
out his feet and rubbed his hands.
" feel in the mood for a regular
old fashioned visit tonight. Hus-
band and wife should never grow
old to each other. ] think they
ought to sit down now and then
and sort of renew their courtship."
" think so too, aud 1 know it
would he better for both"
" | was reading an Article in
newspaper the other day which said
that a honeymoon founded on love
should never end. think ours
was founded on love"
" Yes" replied Mrs. Bowser, 81
think it was. Don't you remember
how you used to say YOU would
willingly jump over Niagara falls
for me? During the last three
months of "-
" DO you mean to say tha; | ever
made use Of any such tomfool ex-
/ preston as that?" demanded Mr..
Bowser, suddenly reused to state
of activity.
" Certainly, dear For the Lst
three months of our courtship you
came over TO the house three times
day, and you said"-
Mrs. Bowser, what are you
talking about ?" he shouted, as he
rose up with a beautiful blush on
his cheeks. Il might have called
two or three times week in answer
to your urgent request, but don't
try to make out that / had no more
sense than pumpkin -
" | remember one evening in par
ticular," she said, as if to herself.
q" There was full moon, and the
sky was without cloud. We sat
On the piazza, and you insisted on
holding my hand"
:" Not much, Mrs. Bowscr 4! It's
y heap more likely that you wanted
me to hold it! Yes, remember
now--you put up Job 50 that !
was obliged to hold 1t -
" As you were holding my hand
you wondered If there were lovers
in the moon, ana you said that /
was the silver orb to light your
pathway through years to come"
" Silvery nonsense Lovers in
the moon Are You trying to
make sw5 that ] didn't know
enough to get under wagon shed
when TRAINED 1t was put Up
/ JOB on me all the way through, and
you ought to be glad to keep still
about IT :"
" Another evening" she went
ON, never minding him, we we're
strolIing in the garden. You had
been qHet for long, long time.
| asked You what you were thinking
Of, and you put your arm around
me and said you realized how
unworthy you wore, but you would
make every effort to render my life
happy. saw tears in your eyes. 3"
" Mrs. Bowser are you talking to
ne ~ he demanded as ho bobbed
up again.
" Certainly, dear"
" And you mean to say that
passed any such remark rs that %
"Of course"
" Never Never Never, Tn
worthy Of you! The idea A.! Tears
in my eyes You'd better consult a
doctor about the top Of your head {!
Like other young men under SINH.
lar circumstances, / might have
been a little fiat, but / never acted
I the part Of au idiot ?"
Speaking about honoymoons. 3,
said Mrs Bowscr, as she looked
into vacancy, don't you remem %
hgr the evening mother came ont