New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-08-30
TEE TALE OF THE DAY.

Saws The Chicago Journal: "IIad Mr.. Corbin;
Of the Rs Of hedging Ia %
country he would not have purchased hawthorn plants
4 England for a SSs and 81 brought
surrounded BY the besut hedges they had 4 they
thorn would not flourish here or at least woula not
form good hedge. The winters are too cold ana the
summer sun Is too hot for It,"
Almost every farmer boy ana girl Is stoopshouI
dered,, says q Cincinnati physician Il have oftes
been at a loss to account for II, but few days 40
n solution Of why It IS struck me. Farmers children
all wear broad. brmmed straw hats In summer ana
as these blow Off easily they are continually holding
their heads down TO bring the w1nd oirecuy on
the top This position of the head becomes habtual
and go where you will you will see farmers ehdres
holding r.elr heads So"
She came In and sat on the plano stool,
Aud smiled in the winsomekt way, m -.
Whih he snt and TALKED TO her-poor silly icoii
But never once asked her 10 play.
Indianapolis Journal.
man IN vergennes VT, has an aluminium nose.
Papa, said Harry as he looked at hs new Ss '
brother al wish we had seven NOR because rr
him and me and seven more "ed nave osSe~S
nine '-(Y0mg People.
The Episcopal Church at Hickman. Ky, has tvs
women on It's vestry.
Mrs. winks-why do you hate Deacon De Goods
Mrs. MnksI!e lost patience with crying 0aOS
" Most any man will do that
Yes but it was my baby YORK weekly
Not in years have there been many accounts OF the
death Of centenarans.
Tho Pittsneld Advertiser prints picture o. tne
immense new wooen mill to he built In that NnsSSS
100 feet long and To contain no iess tEan ~
windows Before the passage Of the M, XXI rsyvr sT
the wSn Onsns s ~ sn snep pa as nj great
mill would be impossible but for our protective tarl
4 .d no wSnSss a5 sts e G and "a
cut his remarks abOnt Free Trade very sn2r whsn n
speaking In that town few DAYS sso'-INehn'"e"
Journal.
A Chicago man struck Boston the other day. 40
cording TO "Tbe Transcript The narrow streets
anee,ed him .visibly when I've got into Park square
he frightened up and said Now this begins TO WIDEN
ont more like a street, "This is a square, he was
told and his laughter showed his surprise. "a
squirrel q squarei Well 1t looks like street. *
nm afraid you don't think much OF Boston'" saia M
local host "Liks III yes / dO!' he exclaimed with
genuine beartjness and | mean to come back here
when have more time. I'm coming lack to stay
with q delicious Chicagoesqne measure OF long, ions
Time away from business. Pm coming back to stay
two days"
As to the varying pronunciation OF that na.1ranssS
French wJrd .rcute,' tho following gem OF poeS
demonst rotcs that eyether is correct;
When tho pleasure loving tourist goes at"unns'
Intent upon strictly prudent e., .,IYr'ne.
So he hes him tither by the Royal Route
And when the gay excursl0nst excnrseth.
Of his destination there can be no donot-
HIS modest shcke,s wisely he di.bursefh
In Tying seawsrt on the Royal Route.
-Philadclpha Music and Drama.
Georgia correspondent OF The Springfield Rcpue-
rcan" met an old back-cornry former the other day.
who said: In this country plough without horse
power or an-power- We hazaried a conjecture:
. With steam plough "No: a woman ana stcer.'
The right Of woman 10 do mans work on tho farm 10
freely conceded though the proprety of her occupy
ng the plare OF teacher is disputed by auves
One OF this class reccy announced that he does not
send his children TO school because the teacher Is
womnu and teaching school ain't women's work.
what Is womcu's work. inquired the blight woman
10 whom he made his paiat. In the house, COOKING
and spinning and weaving" "Then why don't you
Keep your wife In the house instead OF having her
follow every step you take In the cornfeld' was the
quick rejoinder.