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Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1892-03-26

Whats better for . wound than Salvation
Oil: Echo answers Whist" We answer:
IN. thing" $50 cay We all Of us, % say
We sii?" 0nly 25 cts.
A poor unfortunate IN Milwaukee is said
to have sneszsd himself to desth- Alas !.
poor creature. living in the light Of the
nineteenth century and never heard Of Or.
Bulls Cough Syrup. Well. this 10 more
than Egyptian dafkness ditfolrm
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1892-03-26

PARIS. March 25 Upon clearing an
aba doned well at Nogent- Name there
~ss found an underground gallery. in
shich we're the body Of an oiiicer sitting
at table and the body Of = private leaning
,gsinst the wall in the uniforms OF 'hs Ma
tionsl Gnsrds OF 1870 Isis suppose they
took refuge from the Germans and thst the
~slls fell 10 and suffocated them.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1892-03-26

Would you have your baby and the little
people OF the household as sparkling and
oTignt as jabiiant health can make them
II so, watcn them carefully; and II any Of
the ailments and di.eases Of childhood
attack Them. promptly use DR.. Hsnd's
ChiIdrens Remedies snd prevent any bad
effects, BY promptly bsnisbing the cause.
These remedies are used aad praised by
ply siciAns and families everywhere For
sale by Chss X. Paraidge. Augusta; Geo.
W. Dorr, WaservilIe, q II. Brsnn, HAL
lowell Geo. Z. Warren, Gardiner.
dsatlyfolrm
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1892-03-26
MIR. BOUTELLE
Tells a Plain, Solid Truth About the
Present Situation.

WAsHINGroN, March % Mr.. Boutelle
Of Maine, who opposed the silver bill, said
today; "The solid Republican phalsnx
has sg,in done the country q service and
the failure Of the people to send = msj >rity
Of Republican members 10 this House is
the only resson thst the country has not
beea relieved from this strain Of anxiety
that is prevailing"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1892-03-26
The Lottery Mems Big Victory.

Nyw ORLEANS, March 25 Returns are
in from ali bus rev precincts in the State,
from the Democratic primaries held Tues
lay, and are as follows for McEnery, or
regular Democratic ticket 4l27G; for
Foster, OF suli-lottery ticket, So, ,720; Nc
Enery's ms ,rity, 5J56. The missing pre-
cincts may reduce tins 300 or 100.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1892-03-26
HARD on ROCHEFORT
The Paris Editor Who Gets a Severe Sem
tenee for Libel.

PARIS, March 25.-Tfe case Of Henri
Roche fort, charged With hbelling the pubic
prosecutor, NJ. beapsire, vas tired here 10
dsy A verdict vas rendered Of Guilty.
vi hout enussing circumss aces"
Rocheiort was sentenced to . yesr's i'm
prlsonment And Deipierre, the publisher Of
II igeant." Rochefort's paper. to ,vo
months, and each WAS fined 5000 francs.
R1chefort's sentence 10 the maximum
penalty. Rochefort 10 1t present IN Ens
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1892-03-26
A Large Shipment Of Flour for Russia.

MIssEAFoLIs, Minn, March 25.-One
hunJred and seveDty-tive cars Of -four, con-
,aining % 600 barrels. we're sent out in
eight sections Thursday, by the wa.hburn
Crosby Company mills to the Russian Re-
lief Association Of Phii.delphis.
The association bousb, this -four for Rus-
sis- The trains we're nestiy decorated with
flags, bunnDg and mottoes. The irains
.iiI run into PAiladeiphis in one section,
il possible, pushed by eight locomotives,
and will be given . big reception.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1892-03-26
DECLINED WITH THANKS.
Argentina Thinks She Can Get Along
without Our Trade or Silver.

LONDON, March %. The Times Buenos
AyEes correspondent says The govern
ment has been OF liged to decline Mr..
Blains's special reciprocity proposal which,
if accepted, would have shown an animus
agsinst the natural markets Of Araentins in
Europe. Nor can Argentine risk the ex-
pertinent Of relieving Americ. of part of
her surplus silver, however tempting the
conditions suggested"
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1892-03-26
WRECK or THE PINARD.
Captain and Crew Suffered Tcrribl, in
Boats Before Rescued.

SOuTH YARMotTH, Mass March 25 -
The Mobile, Ala, New Dslts gives ihe
following account Of the schooner Charles
and J A. Pinsrd ard the rescue Of he,
crew by Capt William Nick' ron of thus
place, IN command Of the schooner Richard
S. SpOfford,
On the morning OF February %, when
the captain supposed his vessel was veil
0 A the Isle of Pima the Pihard crashed or
4 coral reef and stuck there hard and fast
The crew took to the boats and headed fer
Cisnfug0s. On hemorning Of the 2ssh
they were picked up by SpoGord.
They were suffering terribly from ex-
pO'ure. The Pinsrd and cargo are total
loss.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1892-03-26
WHERE IS PAIGE?
The PilnssVlllt, Ohio, Bank
Failure Was I Bid One.
Forged Paper to Amount Of $4,000 Has
Come to Light.
Paige Missing Ditto Cash-Totai Liza.
bilities will he $500, 600.

CLEvELAsp. Ohio. March 25.-Todsy 5
Developments in the Painesvilie bank fail
ure are startling Forged pare, to the
amount of about $50 900 has come to light
X. X. Paige, head of the bank is missing.
These forged notes were placed on var
ous banks. Seven thousand dollars. left A
the bank week week ago by the Fair
port Dock Company 10 pay its men, is
mlsslng. Psige left Psinesville on Wednes-
day evening and nobody knows in what
direction he went. j. Jerome. the N-
signee, says the lisbihtie, will sm,unt to
about $500. .OGO.
Horace Steele. president of the bank
vas arrested tooii ht charged with endorsing
forged note for $1,000
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1892-03-26
FATALLY INJU RED.
Brakeman Knapp Falls Under Train
and Loses Both Legs.
Specisl 10 tile KsssEBEo JOURNAL. |

WurON, NuIh 2j "A SD acciieI t
happened AZ 'he d-plt this morning IS the
down freight PISSED here. Ell Knapp,
3 brsk, m.n. shpped and fell unIer the
sr>i, 30 h legs we're Cut od AID he also
sustained oIher ii ju les. DR.. Adams was
called He YES tsken to h.. home iu West
F rmir ytnn. There is no probability Of
recovery. He has bee1 married tu. s
fe = dsHs
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Field iOes 10 the Asylnm.

NEw YORK, March 25.-Edward M. Field,
the insane banker, left Lucl ~ Street iii
this evenir IN charge Of three officers for
Buffalo. where he will be placed in the
tste insane asylum Field appeared uncor %
sclous Of where he was going and talked
bu. little. None Of his relatives we're pres
ent.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1892-03-26
WILL BE No STRIKE.
Trouble Between Grand Trunk and En-.
ployes Has Been Settled.

WIssIrrG, Man, March 35.--9,and
Chief CiasS, Of the Conductors Brother
mood and Grand Master Wilkinson Of the
Tssinmen's Brotherhood say the grievance
between the Grand Trunk railroad and its
employees is virtually settled. and there 10
no possibility Of a strike
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1892-03-26
OUGHT TO HAVE 1T.
The Rockland n Camden Electric Rail
road Causing Some Excitement.

CAMDEN. March % An importsn,
question is coming before the town
meeting on Monday, the choice Of select
men who will favor or oppose the granting
the use of the streets to srt ctric railroad
from Rockland 10 Camden, the road now
under contract to the Camden line.
Rockpolt has granted privilege OF their
streets. There has been considerable op
po.iiic IN Camden, but the outlook is now
more favorable. Republicans and Demo.
Gratis are divided on the question which
will probably resul! in the election Of = split
ticket.
The Republicans have nominated d A.
Campbell, o B Wooster and F. h shsv
ard the Democrats S. A. Hunt, Capt, /.
W. Sherman and F. G. Currier.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1892-03-26
Railroaos E Steamauats
nlIME CENTRAL RAILROAD
Arrangement Of Trains In Effect SsY.
18th, 1891.

come WE6r-s.G A. n. TOR Lexls-on
Roakiand, Portland, Boston and Montreal; Y.4s A.
n. for Haloven, Gardiner aud south Gardiner
.elo A. u. for Brnnsviss, Le vision, SSninston,
RoakiAnd, Portland and Boston, connecting for
White Mountain Points; 100 r. 81. for
Hailoveii, Gardiner And South Gardner. Ill
r, y. for Brunsviok, Bath, PoftiAnd, Boston.
and Saturdays only, for kooklaaf, 500 P. n. for
BAiiovsl, Gardiner and seat.. axSdiner, Hoe
r. u. might Putnam for Lewiston. Bath. Port
snd and Boston.
GOING EAsT-7l0 A. n. might eHpressl for
skowhesan, Belfast, Bangor. Bar HArbor, Bt.
stephens, 81. John and Aroos.ook County; an A
n. for WAtervile, 5towhegan and Bangor; I. ~
Bingham, 9kowhesan, Belfast. Dover and
Fox rof;. Bangor, Bsr Harbor. bt. Stephens,
81. John and Aroost0of County, and Sundays
only, Al s.i7 a. NJ, for Bangor.
The Night Pullman Trains run each WY svery
night, Sundays included. bat not 70 skowhegsp
on Monday mornings, or 10 Belfast, Dexter, or
beyond Bangor on san lay mornings.
The day express trains going West at io.f0 A
NJ and East at 1.ts r. N. run daily, Sundays in
eiaded. between Boston, Lewiston, Bath. Bangor
and 81. John.
ACCOMMODATION TRAIN for Augusta
syes south Gardiner, s,25 A. NJ, l-l0 and Z Is
T. 81, Gardiner, 8 IS A. NJ: i-s0 and ,ts 2 ~ ;
H,I oseil, 64y A. NJ, 3-s5 and $50 r. 81.
Through tickets to California and all r1iQtz
south and West may be had Of Il. H. WA
selling via all routes and oheehins baggage freo si
Expense
FAYSOa TUCKER, Vice Pres. l. geRI Manager.
=. r.. BooTHBY. Gen1 Pass. and Iicxet As't.
Portland. Nov. 20. ls9l
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1892-03-26
Skowhegan Court.

Especial to the KENrEBEc JOURNAL
SKowHEGAN, Mar h 25.-The jury in the
case Of Moore vs. Csrsdiaa Pacific Raj
road Co, after two hours dehberation this
morning reported in favor of the rl,int fl
in the sum Of $3.50.
lac forenoon was spent in hesrlng the
council in the case OF Stephen b. Atwood
.gsinst the Moose head Pup Co. OF Solop.
Action to recover dsmsses for flowing plsir
tiff's lard in the town of Embden by the
defer dsnt compsny's cam at Solon. Ques-
tion wss raised by counsel for defer d.nt
company regarding title to said land Case
Withdrawn and reported to law court
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1892-03-26
Maine Pensions.

WAsHINGToN. March 25 The following
pensions have been granted to Maine
people:
Original, Garrett N'gle, George d. Jost
OTIS Fl. Ryder, Geo, X. Johnson. Octavus
Huto hns, Horace NJ. Power, Amos Fl. Ware
Additional, Sullivan S. Perkins, OHsndo
Collins, Charles + Dunn. Incresse, True
2. Cilley, Levi II. Wipslow, Geo. +. Dut-
ton, Elisha 7. Richards, Thomas Potts,
John W. Lang. Reissue, Josiah Fl. Ds-
Wis, Benz N. West Reissue and Increase,
VIM Clifford. Original, widovs, etc,
Mary f. Small. Pauline Thing, minor of
George B. French.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1892-03-26

And aftsr ty phoid fever, diphtheria, pneu-
monia, or osner prostrating diseases, Hoods
Sarsspafiila il just What is needed to restore
The strength anu visor 20 much desired, and
to expel all poison from the blo,d. IL has
had wonderful success in many such cases.
Hoods Pills act especially upon the liver,
rousing IL from toIpidity to IL natural
duties, cure constipation and assist dises-
ton. &w1ychd&vfolIm
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1892-03-26
4 SAD CASE.
Death Of the Son Closely Follows That
Of the Father.

CoSooRD, n. H., Msr2h 25.-HnS ert
Gideon Wells of Hartford, Com, ga ID
son of ex-Secrstsrv Gineon Wells and Q
student at s.. P.u's tool, died ast even
ing, ssed 5 years. His fsther. Homas g
Wells, cane here last week on sccount Of
his son's liness 81 d died from pneumonia
on Sunday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1892-03-26
Lecture on Tax Problem at Clinton.

Special to the kENNEBEo JOURNAL.
CLINTON, March % DIR. G. M. Twitct
ell Of Augusta, lectured here this evenir g
ence, upon The Tax Problem and the
Tsx Payer" confnirg himself entirely to
municipal taxation ard presenting, as the
two alternatives. the more equal and jus'
distribution Of the expenses Of the town
upon 8 II classes Of property.
The taxpayers remained for some lime
after the close Of the lecture to discuss the
several points set forth by the speaker.
The result will be to provoke more interest
in this important subject,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1892-03-26
LOST A HAND.
Accident TO Brakeman While Coupling
Cars at Caribou.


CARIRoU, March 25-Edou Davis. =
young man employed IS brakeman oa the
c. P r. B., lost his left hand while coup
ling cars at this station. BE went on By
tr.in to P,etque I''e vnsre he vas attended
b. Dr.. B ,ons. HIS many friends extend
hesrsfeh sympathy for him ia this terrible
L..
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Patterson Won,

HALIFAX, N. s.. March % -Th. three
mile skating race at DIrrmouth tonight be
tween German Of Montresi snt Alexander
Patterson, vas won by Patterson. Time,
IL minutes, ii seconds.
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Raiding the Biddef0ri Rum Shops Once
More Under Way.

SAco, March 25-After three months
seizure was this af;ern bon made by two
deputy sheritfs and one shop was raided, q
large quantity Of quors being taken.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1892-03-26
DAISY GOT LEFT
In Her Suit Against Rev. Mr.. Wallis
for $1,000 Damages.

loNpos, Marsh 20 The suit Of Miss
D,isy Hopkins against Rev. Mr. Wallis,
Proctor of Trinity Hall, Cambridge, for
ti00O damages for false imprisonment in
connection with her arrest on the cbrge Of
walking the streets with q University
man" at Ipswich sss.zss, resulted today In
a verdics against Miss Hopkins.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1892-03-26

TORONTO. Ont, March 25.-H. Il Clark,
NJ. p, while addressing the Legislative
Assembly this afternoon, So, k unconscious
into his seas, ard died four minutes later
Of beart disease. Mr.. Ciark vas the
senior member for Toronto in the
Assembly
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1892-03-26
BARON FAVA WILL RETURN
As Italian Ambassador About the MIDI
die Of April II is Expected.

RonE, March 25.-lt is reliably affirmed
that Baron Favs will resume the duties Of
Italian ambassador at Washing gton about
he middle Of April, II, as is expeoted. the
question of the New Orleans lynching in-
demnity shall have been arranged.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1892-03-26

WASHINGTON. March % Thu House
committee on agriculture today authorized
. favorable repcr to be made on the Pad
dock pure food bill which passed the
ST nate some weeks sgo- The committee
made several unimporsant amendments to
the bill.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1892-03-26
They VIII BE ParIoned,

HARRISBURG, Pa, March 25.-The re-
commendsuon Of she board Of psido that
Editois Mellon snd Porter Of the Beaver
star, sentenced TO Six months imprisonment
for nbsilng Senator Quay, be pardoned,
~ss today approved by Governor Psttison.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1892-03-26
Hill Leads at Hoiyoke.

HoLYoKE. Mas, March 25.-Demo-
c'ssic cauc uses here tonight resulted in the
delegation being divided between Hill and
Cleveland, the former having large ma
jo:ity Of delegates.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1892-03-26
Pipes Burned the Wrong WAY,

AKRON, Mach 25 The works Of Baker,
McMiihn & Co, mann fsc,uYers u enam sIsd
knobS smoking pipes, etc we're burnt d
tonight. Loss, $4,000; insurance, S35,-
600. The FIRE is believed to be Of incen-
diary origin.
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Aaron Clark Very Ill.

wgsr Puxros Ne. March 25 Aaron
CI,rx. 0, Burton, 'or tive years Prohbi ion
candidate for Governor, is on his death bed
and cannot live but few hours.
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Rear Admiral Kimberly to he Retired.

WAsHIsGrcN, March % Rear Admi-
raj L. A. Kimberly hss been detached from
duty IS president Of the hoard Of inspec-
ion and .urvery to tske feet April next
and will be transferred to the retired list of
officers Of the navy from that date.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1892-03-26

Bosros, March % For New Eugiard ::
Fair. slightly warmer, winds between south
aod vest Rain or snov Sunday. Possi-
bly high Wind on Atlantic cosst by sunday.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1892-03-26
IN THE HOUSE.
Henry 5. Sibley's Representatives Want
Help from Uncle Sam.

WAsHIsGroS, March 2s.-In the House
today in the committee Of the whole, three
hours were consumed in consideration of
\ bill for the relief Of the personal repre-
sentstives Of Henry s. .Sipley, inventor of
the "Sibley" tent, but no determination
was reached. The committee having arisen,
the House adjourned.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1892-03-26
FAIR AND WARNER
For the Southern Portion Of Maine, with
Westerly Winds.

WAsHfssros, March 25.-FoY Maine
Fair, sii z Itly warmer il south portions
YES. winds.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-07-10

ception room and dining-room. All TO
the right was one huge parlor, suitable
only for state occasions.
THE head of the staircase on the
second door was in big interior space,
front and rear Of which, and separated
from il only by portieres, were two
large apartments, 20 by Is feet, which
we proposed to use as family parlor and
sitting room. On each side were four
spacious bedrooms, those on the right
slightly diminished by straight stair
way, four feet wide, leading to the
third floor. A gallery on the third floor
surrounded the central space, which
was covered by skylight OF glass.
Twelve bedrooms, in suites, opened
from the gallery.
THE first thing TO claim our atten-
ton was the treacherous uncertainty OF
the first or last steps-either up or
down-of the main stairway. That
made itself apparent the first day while
we we're moving In, and there was much
going from floor TO floor. One ascend
ing the stairs would either, catching
his toe on the rise Of the last step, tum-
BILE forward, smashing anything he car
ried that would break, or he would
raise his foot high for wholly mag
mary final step, and set it down on the
floor with a slam that would jar
his teeth loose. But going down was
worse, for the main floor would seem 10
be eight inches higher or lower to the
sight than ID really was, and the person
descending would in either case reach
1t with a jolt that would seem to loosen
the knee caps and jam the spine and
snap the neck like whiplash.
sometimes the mistake about the
step would occur at the top to the one
going down, and he would descend in
cyclonic whirl Of arms and legs, sort
OF storm center, emitting execrational
disturbances of the atmosphere, Those
things happened TO all OF us. or course,
we blamed ourselves, and the light,
and the strange steps; but when we
came TO think it over we were all So
Der, the light was exceptionally good
and the stairs were excellent. Yet we
continued 10 plunge and tumble until
we found our only security, going up or
down, was in starting cautiously, going
slow, feeling our way and counting the
stems. There were twenty-one OF them.
''By the third day there was not one
of Us who did not have one or two
blackened eyes and a skinned nose from
running against the edges Of half open
ed doors. We would see door either
tightly closed or half open, and prove
tho nevt moment. by q painful cOntu-
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as he had q perfect right to do, and l
rode in peace to Sixteenth street, where
meant to get down and walk. Just as
paused for swing from the car that
same collector, burly rufian, sped
along the footboard and grasped me by
the arm with grip that sent skin and
bone together, and wrenched cry OF
pain from one who is not used TO weep
ing.
1"Give me your fare" cried that hood
lum, filing my whole horizon with a
threatening, malevolent face.
"But l did pay you" cried, wonder
ing the while il that arm had really
dropped Of, as il seemed, or was simply
crushed to shapeless, swinging mass.
"You didn't" he cried. increasing to
teniold fury the hideous head that
wagged and staggered before me.
"0h, did," l answered, though truly
1 had begun to speculate on whether IL
is not better to be robbed than to be
murdered. For all this time / had been
swinging helpless with one foot on that
narrow rail and both hands empty,
clutching In the air.
"Where did you get on?" demanded
the ogre, with no elimination, but
thank heaven no increase Of fury In
that vandal colntenance.
estate and Madison" quoth I, so tor
tured that not one ray OF combativoness
or sense OF insult came TO me; SO tor
tured that nothing but CLEAN Of hope
for possible escape obtruded on my
brain.
"0h," said the robber, and loosing his
hold he dropped me nerveless at the
corner OF Eighteenth street and con-
tinued serenely southwark.
Now, l wish / might dream that that
conductor had chosen friend know
instead of me-a man who drove stage
coach seven years in South Dakota and
saved his treasure untold times by just
the nerve and never-auaillng courage
that filled his splendid, massive frame.
1 wish that friend OF mine,s having
started to descend to the ground, and
having been seized as was, continued
the descent, grasping the hair OF that
conductor and carrying him down also;
and that my friend had mauled the saw
age with ten quick blows In the eye and
ear, and ebon-blotted nose, and then
had wadded him up in an unresisting
ball and tossed him on the final plat
form of the final car In one unshapely
heap Of old clothes semblance and I'M
laundried shade. And / wish as far as
that car ran the news had travelled with
1t that bad conductor had met his Just
deserts. And oh! / wish that dream
also might come true.
AND THE TBUCK-TEAM DRIVER.
Hurrying across the bridge TO catch
my train for home / saw a driver with
a massive wagon and q prancing team
turn into the BRIDGES right approach
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-07-10
II DREAMS CAME TRUE.
soKE SPECULATIONS on REVENGE.
Beautiful Things Tha! Night Happen if Ono
Might Guide His Visions and Then See
Their Realization in the
Waking Hours.
Chicago Herald.

Down at the Casino one OF the actors,
who is a darkey on the European plan,
has a Joke about being able to dream
whatever he wishes, with the certainty
that the dream will come true. What
a blessing that would be II 1t could be
snatched bodily from the temporary
Senegam bian and made fact to which
each days experience would bear wit
nessl
For instance: went down town the
other morning, destined to more triou-
lation than Job had to suffer for the
same length Of time. In the trst place,
while presenting my Communication ticket
to the conductor for his regular punch
| inadvertently handed it wrong side up.
He grabbed it, turned it over, glared at
me and asked:
"Why don't you hand your ticket
right side up--or didn't you have timer
and with that fine sarcasm he inundated
me, leaving me before l could free my
nostrils and draw one breath OF inde-
pendent air.
You may talk about the serene folly
of oarrelling with a servant; but wish
l could go to bed tonight and dream l
had him sitting on bag Of glue under
the spout Of railroad watering tank,
eating his dinner and cogitating on
newer insolences. I wish could dream
nv hand was on the lever, and that L
pulled it with suburban vigor, pouring
o stream twelve inches thick upon him
from a twelve foot elevation, moisten i.
ing the glue and sticking him there till