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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-06-16
LOVES TRIALS.

DAUGHTER Cblushing)-''Papa, Alfred
mas been with you for an hour. What
I did he want?' Papa-''He asked me to
lend him 500 francs-the idiot. lie
Figaro.
BINGo-'>Twenty years ago was
married at high noon in dress suit
Kingley-''Well, things are different
now" BingO-'|Not much. still have
the same suit. "-Pomona Times.
MISTRESS Ito cook)-"You know.
Marie, / cannot allow You to receive
your pretended cousin in the kitchen
every evening" You are very kind,
mum: but he's so very shy, mum. he
won't step into the parlor. -Charivari.
THE GROUND OF HIS OBJECTIoN.-The
Young Man-"Gracie. what is it your
father sees in me to object to. dahiing?''
The Young Woman (yviping away a tear
lie doesn't see anything in you, AL
gcrnon. That's why he objects. Chi
cfego Tribune.
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ABOUT BODlCES.

Some Novelties in shapes and Decorations
Fancy Waists.
\ novel bodice of one OF the dull blue
shades has an odd dccora ton of golden
brown velvet put on in the form of a
pointed woke and outlined with gold
cord The collar Is supplemented by
two circular bands of the velvet. out
lined with the gold. and the Marguerite
finished in the same way. and narrOyvs
to a stright band at the back, with a
single point in the center.
Another peculiar bodice has yoke
and sleeves of striped material. with a
pinafOre-shaped corselet trimmed
round with velvet band caught with
jet nail heads. \ deep-fitted collar and
gathered epaulets of the plain material
cover the shoulders, but the stripes are
visible under the arm and in the form
of a panel down one side.
pretty fancy waist i made of black
velvet ribbon. white lace and apple
green silk. Strips of velvet and white
lace form the bodice. over which a
tuckSd girdle of the silk with ruffle at
the top is fitted. Below this founce
of lace is drawn up on the ribbon which
ties and falls on the skirt This com
bination of lace insertion and strips of
ribbon or silk is a favoritc one many
entire negliCc garments being made in
this way. and trimmed with lace ruff
fics. \ very fascinating effect Is Sc
cured at comparatively small expense tc
the woman who is clever with the
reedle.-N. Y. SUN.
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TABLE DECORATIONS.

STRICTLY fashionable china must now
be all white.
PINK popri@s and cultivated oats are
announced TO be the favorite London
decorations this season.
Some of the florists are showing little
sedan chairs Of various sizes. which.
fiowcr-trirc.ned and with flowers piling
the doorway, are used in decorating
apartments and dinner tables.
FOLLOWING the tall goblets of few
years ago succeeded the fiat tunblcrs
of recent date. These are in turn sup
planted by a medium goblet with not
more than an inch of stem and bowl
which flares slightly at the rim.
4 STEP further than the ices in nat
ural fruit skins already mentioned is to
hang them from a small tree, which is
placed on the table when the course is
served and afterward carried about to
each guest. who picks the fruit from its
supporting branch.
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THE LAXATIVE GUM DROP.

The Laxative Gum Drop is new
form of laxative that has just been
placed upon the market. In form and
taste it resembles the gum drop of the
confectioners, but it has no medicinal
taste. 1t is however an effective but
pleasant laxative without gripping or
discomfort. These drops can be carried
in the pocket or the valise without
danger or injury. They can be given
to children without their suspecting
that they contain medicine, and they
will never find this out from the
taste, although they will from the
effect. In short they contain the ele-
ments of a perfect laxative without
any of the unpleasant accompaniment
that usually surround this class of
remedies. There is no spoon, no
bottle, no liquid, no unpleasant re-
minders that there is such a thing as
medicine. They can be taken at any
time. Ask your druggist for the Laxa-
tive Gum Drop, and if he will not
order them for you write to us. Small
boxes 10 cents, large ones IS cents.
SYLVAN REMEDY CO., Peoria, III.
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FAMILY NAMES.

rhey All J'eGin and End in "a Similar Way.
IT is difficult to say what constitutes
n family. IN England. where all laws
and practices still recognize this as the
unit and the important element. it is
VIGOROUSLY hard to keep a family to-
gether. Half the peerages in England
have been maintained only by bringing
some seventh cousin from the rcmotest
regions Chicago carpenters shop.
for ins:auce-to keep the name from
disappearing or the title from lapsing
The heir IF the house OF De Courcy was
discovered years ago in a Newport
Rhode !slandI sailor. and his descend
ant now holds the title. The lineal
representative of Simon de Montfort
was d saddler in Tooley street
London: and the representative of
the carIdum OF Mar was hunted
up in a coal-pit. Hugh Miller
had fellow-apprentice in a
stoncInason's ward who came so near be-
ing the heir to an earldom. that he was
often addressed by his mates. John.
Ycrl era ~ ford, bring us another bod. :"
In this country. with no such elaborate
mechanism to preserve the succession.
il is even easier for family to run
down. The first President Adams. who,
as a self-made man. had a great diStrust
of aristocracy. joined with a marked
leaning toward it, declared that the
foundations for permanent order of
mobility of the English type had been
laid in Boston: and he triumphantly
mentioned. four family names as con-
vincinr proofs of his assertion. Not
one of these four names has now any
marked local prominence. and some of
them are not to- he found in the blue
Books and Social Registers of that
CITY. at the present day.
Asa matter of fact. all families begin
in the same way. and end in the same
way: il Is only a question of time. The
rustic rroverb allows but three genera
tons from shirt sleeves to- shirt sleeves:
though with modern means and appli-
ances the course is longer. Every
pcdigrce.~ SAYS GibboH. however deep
and lofty. must ultimately rise from a
plebcian root" or. as Lord Murray puts
il more tersely in SCOTS Monastery.
..AlI families have sprung from one
mean man On the whole. the best
form OF family pedigree is found in
repubiic: for it Is not buttrcsSed by
iemoralizing CONGRATULATIONS: II
stands by itself: it silently disappears
when the representatives of sthe family
have become unworthy or incapable,
and sodoes not remain eNtant as pub
liz. nuisance after all its usefulness Is
gone. And if. as Prof. Bryce maintains,
one-half the population of the civilized
world is to be included a century hence
under the American government. the
social system of this country will ulti-
mately be more important than that of
anv other.-T. W. Higginson, in Har-
per's Bazaar
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-06-16

I'm bound to have sunshine in nv
house." said Il bright-faced. CHEEKY
voiced matron-''the sunshine, mean,
that comes from a happy disposition"
Many child goes astray not because
there is a want of prayers, or virtue. or
good instruction at home. but simply
because home lacks sunshine. Both
children and grown people need cheer
fulness and smiles as much as flowers
need sunbeams- If home is place
where there is no joy. where voices are
cold or harsh, and where fault-finding
is in the ascendancy, children will seek
comfort and enjoyment elsewhere. The
great study of my life" said sensible
woman, lis to make my husband and
children happy. and the result is that
they love home. more than any other
place" People talk of the happiness of
dutv. and it is well; but it is quite as
important to talk of the duty of happi-
uess.-Detroit Free Press
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There's q ride difference

There's q aca0e d1HeTe7ace
between the help that's talked OF
and the help that's guaranteed
Which do you want, when you're
buying medicine?
If you're satisfied with words, you
get them with every blood-purifier
but one. That one is DIR. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery. With
that, you get guarantee. If it
doesn't help you, you have your
money back. On this plan, medi-
cine that promises help is pretty
sure to give it.
But it's because the medicine Is
different, that it's sold differently.
It's not like the sarsaparillas, which
are said to be good for the blood
in March, April, and May. AZ al
seasons and in all cases, it cures
permanently, as nothing else can,
all the diseases arising from tor
pid liver or from impure blood.
It's the best blood purifier, and
it's the cheapest, no matter how
many doses are offered for a dollar.
With this, you pay only for the
good you get.
Can you ask more?
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POISONS ON FRUIT.
ArseEical Substances Applied to Tree
Leave No Bad Results.

ArseEical Substances Applied to Trees
Leave No Bad Results.
Because of ''scares' about the use OF
arsenical poisous on fruits to destroy
noxious insects the Hatch experiment
station determined to ascertain the pre-
else amount adhering to fruits, and Sc
lected two lots of grapes of ten pounds
each, one from vines sprayed with the
Bordeaux mixture throughout the sea
son and which was very badly dis
figured, and the other from vines that
were treated with the Bordeaux mix.
ture up to the middle of June, then
with two applications of the am
moniacal carbonate of copper, and
which were not in the least d1sfigured.
An analysis of the two samples was
made at the state experiment station
In the first there was found only
2-1,000ths of l per cent. of oxide of cop
per, an amount SO small that one
would need TO eat from half ton to a
ton of these grapes, stems, skins anG
all, to obtain the least injurious effect:
and that, notwithstanding the fact that
the lunches were selected from those
having the largest amount Of the cop
per mixture adhering to them.
III the Sccolltl uoL ID Trace OI
copper could be found. 1t would seem
from the above that even under the
most careless use of the copper solu
tions no injurious effects need be
feared, and that when properly applied
Snere will not be trace of copper left
upon the fruit at harvesting.
To determine the amount of copper
and arsenic adhering to the surface o.
apples, which had been sprayed three
times with the bordeaux mixture anc
paris green, 20 apples. measuring one
peck, We're taken to the state expert.
ment station for analysis. The amount
of copper oxide found on these apples
was about $40, 000ths of an ounce &c
z barrel. The specimens selected foI
this analysis We're those with the rough
est surface, to which would adhere more
OF the copper solution of paris green
than To average apples. Not trace OF
arsenic could be detected in this analy
sis. The paris green leverage samples
Of paris green contain about 30 parts of
oxide of copper and CT parts of arseni-
Gus oxide was not used after July /,
but it was probably all washed off dur
ing the three months following. before
the apples We're gathered. about OctO'
Der 1.-Orange Judd Farmer.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-06-16

Fertilizers may contain a greater Dor
ton of plant food than is equivalent to
their cost, and yet the plant food may
be in such shape and condition as to be
useless to the farmer for immediate eff
feet on his crops. 1t is true that the in
soluble materials of the fert iiiZer NAV
prove beneficial to him in the future,
after chemical action in the soil has re-
duced the substances to a state OF sOlu-
bility. but farmers who procure fertil-
izers do so with the view of securing
available plant food for the crops
which are to be grown Immediately
1t is when the fertilizers contain their
nitrogen in the shape of nitrates and
sulphates, or their phosphates as ascid-
uated bone. that the best results are
obtained. Peruvian guano and the sew
eral kinds of salts of potash are always
in excellent form for plant food.
Refuse materials from manufactures,
however, though often rich in the re-
q uired elements, are not always in an
available form.-PhiladeInhia Record
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KINDNESS TO HORSES.
1t Is Safer and Cheaper in the Long Ilu
Than Neglect.

1t Ia safer ana cheaper IN the Long ASuL
Than Neglect.
Hard times for stock eventuate in
small returns for man. Kind care of
any animal is safest and cheapest in the
long run. Every piece of cruelty reacts.
Therefore is it so difficult to control stock
roughly handled. a good horse teascC
becomes so vicious that he is dangerous.
Writing of care of cattle, one says: i
always instruct and watch a new man;
if he is kind and willing to learn | ielp
him: if his blood is too thick and his
brains too muddy, l have no use for
him" He who cannot control his OWL
temper how shall he control the beasts:
Says an Arab prOverb: IF YOU would
have your horse to serve you on the day
of trial. if you desire him to be horse
of truth. make him sober and inaccesi-
BILE to fear" l remember such a horse.
He would endure anything rather
than move or kick where there were
little children, and once, on a very
steep hill, with the whole weight of a
carriage let down on him by accident
he stood like a rock in the road till help
was summoned and he could be extri
Gated. If you want such friend in G
horse you must think of him as some
thing more than horsefesh, moneys
worth. Let your colt be domesticatec
aud live with you from his tenderest
age says the Arab again, land when
a horse he will be simple, docile, faith
full aud Injured to hardship and fatigue. y
Such a one, large and strong at two
years. never knew when he was
BROKEN thinking it only fun to haul
a cart in which his boy pIaymates were
riding. THE measure of a man" is the
measure of good times for all creatures.
N. Y. Tribune
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-06-16
August
Flower

Zone of my neighbors, Mr.. John
Gilbert, has been sick for a long
time. All thought him pastrecovery.
He was horribly emaciated from the
inaction of his liver and kidneys.
1t is difficult to describe his appear
ance and the miserable state of his
health at that time. Help from any
source seemed impossible. He tried
your August Flower and the effect
upon him was magical. restored
Kim to perfect health to the great
astonishnent of his family and
friends" John Quibe11, Holt, Ont. g
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-06-16

The readers of this paper will be pleased
to learn that there is at least one dreaded
disease that science has been able to cure
in all its stages, and that is Catarrh- Hall
Catarrh Cure Is the only positive cure
known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being a constitutional disease. requires a
constitutional treatment Halls Catarrh
Cure is taken internally, acting directly
upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the
system, thereby destroying the foundation
of the disease, and giving the patient
and as ststing nature in doing it's work. The
proprietors have so much faith in its cura-
tive powers, that they offer One Hundred
Dollars for any case that it fails to cure.
Send for lis o. testimonials.
Address, F. j. CHENEY & Co.. Toledo, O..
~ Sold by Druggists, 15c.
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a HANDY CONTINUANCE.
Calculated to Assist Greatly IN the Tn
loading of Hay

Calculated to Assist Greatly the Tn
loading of Hay.
a handy homemade contrivance which
will assist greatly at the unloading of
hay during the busy afternoons of hay
ing time is nothing more nor less than
inch ropes each 10 feet long. A strong
ring must be splIced in each end of each
rope. Previous to putting on the load
in the field, these ropes must be laid,
one across the forward end and the
other halfway between the middle and
back end of the rigging The ropes are
allowed to hang loosely outside of the
rigging. On driving the load into the
barn, the rings on the side next the
NOV where the hay is to be placed are
caught in two heavy hooks in the side
of the bay. Ropes and blocks hanging
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-06-16
Trademark Case.

Judge Woods in the q. S. Circuit Court
at Chicago on June 9TH decided a trade
mark case, which is of interest to all drug
gists and manufacturers of proprietary
medicines. About year ago the Hostetter
Co., who make and sell DIR. Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters, discovered that &. A. Nc
Kee was selling at his department store on
West Madison street, Chicago, an imitation
of the bitters. The original bottles, which
had once been used, were employed to hold
the imitation article. and the cork sealed
with false or counterfeit metallic cap.
Suit was brought by bill in chancery. and
the case came on for final hearing, as above,
and after argument by counsel for both
sides the court decided against Mckee,
granting perpetual injunction, with costs,
etc.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-06-16

TO the plate over the NOW are next
loosencd and carried over the load and
attached to it by hooks to the rings on
the other side of the load. Two strong
men can readily roll the load off the
rigging and into the NOW if it be on
level with the rigging or below it, If
the load be especially heavy, a second
block will be necessary to aid the men.
Bark barns with deep bays can be filed
as quickly with his appliance as with
the more expensive commercial horse
fork--H. ;. Spaulding, in Farm and
Home.
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IN a MINOR KEY.

A PERFORMER at New York museum
played twelve consecutive hours with
out taking his hands from the keys of
the piano.
THE ashes of Emma Abbott repose in
an urn in the Pittsburgh crematoriurn,
where the body of the actress was in
cinerated-
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-06-16

There is a inch display advertisement
in this paper, this week, which has no two
true of each new one appearing each week,
from The DR.. Harter Medicine Co. This
house places a Crescent" on everything
they make and publish. Look for it, send
return you book, beautiful Autographs or
samples free.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-06-16

By the malicious sprite, dyspepsia. the stom-
ach may still regain its accustomed order
and equilibrium by the use of Hostetter' S
Stomach Bitters. Heartburn, wind on the
stomach, sour eructations, nervous annoy
ance and disturbed rest, all indicative Of
chronic indigestion. are obviated by it. 1t
is unparalleled for malaria, constipation, bill
icusness, rheumatism and Ia grippe.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-06-16

RHEUMATIC Pains are greatly relieved b,
Glenn's Sulphur Soap
HIPS Hair and " hsker Dye, 80 cents.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-06-16

SICK HEADACHE lassitude. weakness and
loss of appetite caused by malaria can be
Immediately cured by Beechans Pills.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-06-16

BEATS the world-the impecunious tramp
Texas Siftings.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-06-16

THE man who was never oyertaken bI
fear" must have been mighty fast tray
eler.-Columbus Post.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-06-16

BOHEMIAN HoPs and pale MINI. Barr y
make the extra favor of the "A. =. {. Eo-
heInian Bottled Beer'' of st. Louis
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Right.

Right.
"Tho was Atlas?"
"a famous highwayman-'
"what?''
"a highwayman- He held MP the
earth.'-Jud2e.
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IF you want 20 enjoy the sunshine. don I
fad fault with your shadow.-Ram,s Horn
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The Only One Ever Printed-Can You Find
the Word?

This is my death blow remarked the
whale. as he came UP for the last time.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-06-16

AN apology is a poultce that doesn't a
ways cure.
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- -
Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
tenn efectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste and &C.
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, its
many excellent qualities commend is
to all and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Fig is for sale in Soc
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do not accept any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA re SYRUP CO.
SAN FRANCISCO, cAi.
LOUISVILLE. KY- NEW YORK. R.E
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Turned CnmnleteIy Tnnsy-Turyr

TILE Roman augur, IN his day, was prob
ably the biggest bore in the world.-Pica-
yune-
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THE Rams Horn is published at Indian
apoGs, Indiana, at 81 80 per year.
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FRED ELEPHANT"
SIN FRANCISCO, cAL.
LOUISVILLE. KY. NEW YORK. M.
FLAGS.

Binder Irvine. made from all pure Amer
lean Hemp. is OFFICIALLY Endorsed b
the F. VI. b. A. and the State Grange o.
Illinois as the best and cheapest binder Irvine
for farmers to use. and they urge all farm
ers TO use Red Elephant exclusively. Rec
Elephant IS stronger. cheaper-length con-
sidered--and better. than any Irvine made
from manila. sIsal or jute. Hard fiber man.
ufacture-s and dealers are doing all they
can TO break down this American hemp IN
dUstry. for It's large success means theil
great loss. Beware of COLORED JUTE
Irvine. which is worthless. and is often
TRAUDCLESTLY sold as American Hemp.
in order 70 break down the reputation OF
genuine American Hemp Irvine. In 1890 we
raised LEO acres hemp: in 1881 we raised
$500 acres hemp: in 1892 we will control
the product of 1900 acres raised by this
company and farmers rear our factory.
GENUINE American hempis the best fioer
in the world for binder Irvine. Do not be
deceived by hard-fber men, but buy the
Irvine that will bind your grain the best and
cheaueet which - Red Elephant The
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THE spider probably thinks that the bee
is wasting time i'll making honey.-Ram' 8
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Elephant
hundred thousands fhempm ~ ~ this y
Every f hpin tn OF
aIGN. waInu streets -
.FeiE tie II tnsan y
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tse1d cir-nlnrs Address
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