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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-08-01
POKING FUN.

"Tnat settles it, said the hired girl
as she dropped the fish skin into the
coffee pot.-Boston Bulletin.
Modest bearing is very commendable
in a man. bat it is no Recommendation
It's only in the order of events that
when his best girl shakes fellow he's
rattied.-Philadelphia Times.
Now that the season of side-gate fir
tatioD has begun it is well to remember
that too many cooks spoil the police
man.-Philadelphia Record.
Montana Guide-There is not better
prospect for miles round. Here, gentle
men, you command a view of thirty-two
inns.-In der Sommerfrische.
"You can't claim" said the man who
doesn't care for the rod and line. "that
fishing affords exercise" "Oh, yes it
does" was the reply; ''for the magma
tion."- Washington Star.
Hofbauer ION his deathbeds-At last
the time has come for me to be revenged
OH that Lindenbauer. So then, wife,
you hear. the wretch is not to be invited
10 my ral."-Unsere Gesellschaft.
The reason why Southern planters are
unable to hold their cotton is that it is
sure to be admitted to ball.-Lowell
Courier.
It's strange how crowded the thor
Oughfare looks to the man that's chas-
ing his straw hat down the street.
Binghamton Leader.
Listen to Our Wall of Owe' would
be very proper title for the platform
of the Omaha OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-08-01
MEN AND WOMEN.

Richard Watson Glider. editor of the
Century, considers journalism a help to
novel writing.
John j. LIN gals is said to be so super
stitious that he feels nervous when he
sees the moon over the wrong shoulder.
Edwin Ell we'll, an American sculptor,
has been chosen to design monument
to Dickens to be placed in the London
horticultural gardens.
Mrs. Margaret Scott has been super
intendent of the Industrial Home for
Girls in Adrian, Mich, for nearly eight
years. About 700 girls between the
ages of and II are under her.
a female physician, DR.. Bissell, points
out the fact that, as tennis is a one
armed sport, it has a tendency to pro-
duce one sided development. Yet
she approves OF cricket.
Gen. Buffers corpulence, added to the
weakness of his ankles, makes him
walk with rather uncertain gait,
which, to stranger, seems due to the
feebleness of age. it is not, however.
for even while in active service during
the war ne was hampered by this diff
Guilty. In those times he could hardly
mount horse without assistance be-
cause OF this weakness of the ankles,
and an orderly was always on hand to
assist him to the saddle.
When Mr.. Gladstone takes up his
quarters again at the official residence
OF the British prime minister in Down
ing street, he will find many articles of
his own, left behind when he gave way
so Lord Salisbury. TO remind him of his
former tenancy of the house Among
them is a clock which has never been
allowed to run down, and still keeps ac-
curate time, without having been
cleaned in the six years that have
elapsed since the G. o. MS retirement.
The sultan of Johore. who is soon to
visit the Uuited States. is an Oriental
potentate with all the vices. but with
few of the virtues of his kind. His
grand tour of Europe couple of years
ago was protracted spree from start to
finish, and costly one, for he was the
grey of every gambler and adventures
OF quality on the continent. The sultan
is said to be handsome man with an
immense amount of vanity and con-
Stunning fOndneSS for bedecklng himself
III fine clothes and brilliant jewels.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-08-01
WHAT 1T COSTS.

About 81, 100000 pounds of tin (the raw
Metal are imported into this country
annually. The amount is constantly ill.,
creasing. of course, but it will approx
mate that figure for seve raj years to
come. This tin is now admitted free of
duty, but under the provisions of the
MCKINLEY bill duty of four cents a
pound will be imposed OH all imports
after July l. 1898. Thirty-fve million
pounds at four cents pound will make
tariff tax of $4,000 to lie paid an
nually on the raw tin imported into this
country. This tax is to be levied to pro-
tect the Trimming industry of this
country. So far as heard from, the tin
mining industry Of this country consists
OF the San Jacinto mine, in California,
owned by an English company. Out of
this San Jacinto mine $50 tons of tin, all
told, have been taken, and already the
vein shows signs of exhaustion. To
protect the English owners of this MAN.
moth industry, and enable them to get
four cents per pound bonus OH their few
tons OF tin, the American public is to be
taxed 81. 100000 annually.
Inns sl,4G00O0 tax, to go into effect
next July. will. however, constitute
only small proportion of the grand
total of the rin-plate tariff tax. The
tariff on tin plate is already in effect.
and it foots up about SIS, 10000 a year.
Add the two items-the $4,000, 900 tax
on tin plate and the 81, 400. 600 tax on raw
finland you will have a correct esti-
mate OF what it costs the consumers of
TIN In this country to protect one or
two diminutive American tin-plate
mills, manned by imported Welsh work
men, and the San Jacinto tin mine.
owned by English capitalists.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-08-01
GORGEOUS REPORTING.
The PyrOtechnic Reporter Writes
Up a Swell Wedding.

UP a Swell Wedding.
Keystone Gazette.
The happy event took place at G:3v
O'Clock in the large double parlors.
These spacious apartments had been
deliberately and tas,efully decorated
with choice cut flowers, field daisies,
ferns and evergreen. A large festoon
of green was draped from the open door
way between the rooms, forming
Co hic arch. AT the apex of the arcn
hung a magnificent floral bell. This
was lined with pink on the inside and
upon this fell flood of electric light
from an incandescent lamp substituted
for and aptly representing the tongue of
bell. This being reflected down upon
the bridal party and out upon the bril-
liantly attlred aSSemblage gave beau
tiTully soft. pink glow to everything it
touched. Vari-colored electric lamps
also hung from the large chandelier, add
ing volume richness and delicacy to the
flood of light and rivaling the exquisite
tintS of Aurora herself.
The effect was divine. The lights.
being all of different tiHts, made in the
ensemble a lurid and enchanting spec
tacle, comparable somewhat with the
SpangieS thrown from all exploded Ro-
man candle in mid-air. At every turn
some new wonder appeared. Here was
yeritable burning bush" like that of
Holy Writ. 1t was a thickly foliaged
evergreen; in the center of this was
concealed red-coiored electric lamp,
the rays from which blazing out from
iuterstces in the branches gave lurid
effect and at distance could not have
been distinguished from an actual
conf1agratiOn i'll the foliage of the tree.
1t was a marvel in scenic illusion.
The fountain was another picture
which suggested the work of genii.
Hidden in the bottom of the basin was
a bright, red lamp. The spray from the
fountain falling and splashins into the
basin kept the surface in constant
bubbling agitation. The light CLEAN
ing through the dancing surface of the
water and up through the trickling
spray, made picture of ravishi ny
beauty and witchery. the like of which
the Nalads of mythology never even
dreamed.
Here, then, in this bower of resplen-
dent loneliness, fitting place for fair
bride and nuptlal fete, the happy hours
till midnight were dreamed away in
song, gambol and promenade, and many
fond word, soft. gentle and low, was
murmured beneath the volup tuouS
shades.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-08-01
Periodicals Received.

Goldthwaite's Geographical Magazine.
VIM. M. Goldthwaite. New York.
Ladies' Home Journal Curtis Publishing
company, Philadelphia
The Youth S Companion, Boston.
Scribner's Magazine. Charles Scribner's
Sons. New York.
The Cosmopolitan, New York
Romance. Romance Publishing company.
New York.
St. Nicholas. The Century company, New
York.
Ledger. Robert Bonner's Sons. New York.
Californian illustrated Magazine. Califor-
MAN Publishing company, San Francisco,
Cal.
The Century: Century Publishing com
pany, New York.
Lippincott's Monthly. j. B. Lippincott,
PHILADELPHIA
Art Amateur. Montague Marks, New
York.
Art Interchange. Art Interchange com
pauy, New York.
Two Tales. Two Tales Publishing COM
papy, Boston.
The Arena. The Arena Publishing COM
pany, Boston.
The Graphic. The Graphic company, Chi
cago.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-08-01
FORPRESIDENT
GROVER CLEVELAND.
FOR VICE PRESIDENT,
ADA! e. STEVENSON.
swEDE VERSUS NORWEGIAN.

6WEDE VERSUS NORWEGIAN.
The dispute between Sweden an d
Norway over consular representation is
developing intense bitterness of feeling
between those two allied but not coal
escent countries. Sweden, backed by
King OSCAR, insists that cOnSulS shall
represent the two countries jointly,
while Norway holds out for separate
cOnSuls to care for Norwegian interests
in foreign lands. 1t is in itself COM
paratively unimportant questiOn-de-
cidedly too much so to be for moment
accepted as the basic cause of cOnten-
ton between the two countries. 1t is
but the outward and visible sign of the
inward and unquenchable animosity be-
tween Swedes and Norwegians. King
OSCAR angrily announces that he will
''teach those unruiy NorwegianS.
to talk Swedish" while the afore-
said unruly Norwegians evince
strong inclination to teach King
OSCAR to walk Spanish" Thus the
feud RACES. resembling in some respects
the controversy between England and
Ireland, with the important point of diff
ference that Sweden and Norway are
not so disproportionately matched in
physical strength as to make the arbitra-
ment of arms an impoSSibility.
In this Sweden-Norway dispute We in
far-ofT Minnesota have a peculiar and
personal Interest. Curiously enough, it
is apt to play an important part in de-
terlnining who shall be the next COVER
nor of this state. The Republican party
hac e.,
nor and makes its special appeal to race
prejudice. 1t is in a fair way to arouse
race prejudice that will turn the
Swede vote solidly against its candidate.
The SwedeS have no representation
OH the Republican ticket. They want
ed BERG, but he was ruthlessly slaugh-
tered. l he NELSON men, who controlled
the convention, relied on their leader to
draw the entire Scandinavian vote next
November. They reckoned without
their host-without the most of Swedish
American voters of Minnesota. The
latter already eviDce their determine
ton to regard Mr.. NELSON as the Nor
wegian candidate, not the Scandinavian
candidate. The Sweden-NOrway feud,
SO dangerously bitter at home, will
scarcely heal itself in Minnesota
or Mr.. NELSON'S especial benefit.
1t will rather be intensified here
by the action OF last Thursdays
convention in turning down Al
BERT BERG and refusing the Swe-
dish element any recognition, while
voting to Norwegians the biggest plum
in the basket.
1t would be an astounding thing to
Nominate an Englishman for Office in
this country on the assumption that he
could control the Irish vote. November
will demonstrate that it is equally i'm
practicable to fish for the Swedish vote
Of Minnesota with a Norwegian candi-
date as the bait.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-08-01
TODAT,S WEATHER.

WASHINGTON. July 31.-For Wisconsin: Cen
erally fair; north winds, shifting to south ;
warmer in north and extreme southwest por
lions. For Iowa: Generally fair preceded by
local showers tonight in south portion;
warmer; winds shifting 10 south. For MIN
nesota and the Dakotas: Generally fair;
south winds ana warmer. For Montana:
Fair; west winds; generally cooler.
GENERAL oBsERv ATOMS.
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULT-
uRE, WEATHER BUREAU. WASHINGTON. July
81, Gas D. NJ Local Time. s D. N. 18th Nerd
ian Time.--O5servations taken at the same
moment of time III all stations.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-08-01

Fashions in Gems and Trinkets.
jewelers. Circular.
The glories of the jardiniere know no
limit.
Card receivers of china in the form of
flowers are used. The pansy is the
favorite.
Jardinieres and outdoor pieces should
be bought with view to what they are
to hold.
Tulips lying on their side and reveal
ing an oblong opening on top are in
tended to hold small cut flowers.
German faience representing logs,
roots and branches in delicate creams
and gold are intended for cut flowers.
An English jardiniere is of twisted
flashed blue ware. with a twisted ped
estal in large curves and supporting
huge blue bowl.
Bohemian glass with a lusterless sur
face in panels of grays and browns ini-
tateS cleverly somes varieties OF Royal
Worcester.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-08-01

will be prodigal of attention OH these
objects of their admiration and jealous
and resentful or rivalry, as was the NIT
cHELL girl. II would be rather dan
gerous thing if such persons should be
held irresponsible for any deeds of vio-
lence of which they might be guilty be-
cause of these absurdities. The prose-
cutting attorney at Memphis would prob
badly have made his case n little
stronger had he familiarized the jury
with the custom of "meshing" as prac-
ticed at modern young women's board
ing schools.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-08-01
REFUSE THE BAIT.
The Nomination of Nelson Veal
Where 1t " as to Be Strong

The Nomination of Nelson Weak
Where 1t " as to Be Strong.
The Republican leaders, during the
past few months, have been remarkably
willing to admit that they advocated
the nomination Of Mr.. Nelson solely be-
cause of his power TO bring back the
Norwegian voters who left the party
two years ago. They were ready to
admit that MIR. Nelson is not a good Re-
publican, and has not been one. But it
now looks as though the thing has beer
oVerdone. A great many Republicans.
according 10 Editor Pease. of the Anoka
Union, are saying:
L ain good Republican, but [ shall
not vote for Knute Nelson for gov
ernor."
On the other hand the Scandinavian
voters are more than FESTIVE. They re-
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-08-01
Drawing Near the Light.

Lo. when we wade the tangled wood,
In haste and hurry to be there,
NOught seem its leaves and blossoms good,
For all that they be fashioned fair
But looking mp at last we see
The glimmer of the open light.
From DER the place where we would be
Then grow the very brambies bright.
So now. amid our day of strife,
With many u matter glad we play,
When once we see the light of life
Clean through the taugle of today
boston Beacon.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-08-01
Books Received.

From E. NJ. Hall, st. Paul: 'sFor the Sake
Of the Family May Crommelin. "Actaon, -
Laura Dalntrey. Hoyendon company, New
York.
From Morrill,, Higgins & Co. Chicago:
"An Unwedded Wife" Genevieve Kirke.
From Lowell, Coryeil & Co., New York: "a
Son of Esau." Minnie Gilmore
From G. P. PutIam's Sons. New York:
Cynthia Wakeham's Money" Anna Kathe-
rine Green.
From T. j. Schultz & Co., Chicago: 'sNich-
olas Blood. Candidate. Arthur Henry.
From Worthington company. New York:
''Tne Heiress.' Hei.ri GreYilIe.
From Shannon & Lonstaff, Huron, S. D. :
irrigation Manual" W. Z. Butler.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-08-01

''F REER TRADE" is Editor WATTERsoN's
idea of the vital issue" Isn't that trifie
Irish, colonel? How can you express in the
comparative degree what hasn't even mo-
lecular existence in the positive? To talk
about 'freer'' trade implies that there is
some slight degree Of freedom now-which
thara isn't
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-08-01

WOMEN have won three of the four prizes
offered to Boston high school graduates for
historical essays. A woman takes to history
as duck takes to water but she gets ii all
out of books, being herself invariably too
young to remember even little way back
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-08-01

One secret of Chicago's success is her en-
tire freedom from scruples about jumping
onto anybody under her size. She has plant
ed both feet on Congressman BAILEY, of
Texas. notwithstanding he is the youngest
member of the house. and $50 Chicago
tIliukS) not full-prown ut that
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-08-01
A Little Friendly Advice.

New YORK Herald.
Considering the large number of
American youths who will this year
vote for the first time, it might be we'll
for some CT the candidates to show a
less languid interest in base bail.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-08-01

Gov. MCKINLEY claims that his tariff bill
has brought about decline Of 81 per cent
in the cost Of the necessaries of life. He
also claims that under his bill the average
rate OF duty was reduced to 20.65 per cent.
Then tariff reduction does reduce the cost of
necessaries, after all. Why not have more
of it,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-08-01

IT IS ell right to make ones attire harmo
nize with the season. but when woman gets
into flaming red dress and under a flaming
red parasol and goes out under a flaming rec
nthe-shade sun, it is carrying the thing
too dOd- gaSted far
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-08-01
Two BARNS Burned.

Special to the Globe.
SLEEPY EYE. Minn., July S1.-Fire
destroyed TWO barns belonging to Jo-
seph Bruckbauer and FritZe Kolhre.
The loss Is over $1,000. with only SIS in
surance. The fire is the work Of tramps,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-08-01

A RUSSIAN physician uses soothing mus
ical tones as a remedy in nervous diseases.
1t is safe to say that WAGNER is never entered
in his prescription book
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-08-01

THE statement that there are 1903, 406 do
nestle servants still left in England eXcites
rank suspicion as 10 the genuiness of the i'm
ported English coachman SO prevalent III
this country
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-08-01

THERE are COCO postmistresses in the
United States, and if the statistic iend is out
of a job he might compute how many postal
cards these 5000 postmistresses read in q
year.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-08-01

CHICAGO innate depravity is evidenced by
her suggestion that Mr.. HOLMAN play even
by "cutiing round five million from the
next river and harbor bill
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-08-01

Rejected communications cannot be pre-
served. ACdless all letters and kilograms to
TILE GLOBE. St Paul. MINI.
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High Time.

Philadelphia Record.
When forty persons can fall through
Il rotten Chicago sidewalk it's time for
Ghiaa:so 70 snend bag YeEe,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-08-01

IF BERGMAN couldn't work his jaw hard
enough to explode a dynamite cartridge. he
is no true anarchist.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-08-01

On THE principle that heat expands every
thing, those suffering down-East cities must
feel too big for their boots just now.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-08-01

THERE are 81, 0o0 900 church members left
in this country. despite the steady emigra-
ton to Canada
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-08-01

GAINESVILLE, Fla, has a hen which cackled
necessarily for four days" It's mighty
scarce Florida town that hasn't some claim
to greatness
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-08-01
OUR NEW CHAIRMAN.

SPEAKING about toboggans, kNUTE rhymes
with chute very invitingly
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-08-01

EDITOR DANA is going abroad to stay till
after election. Now who dares insinuate
that Editor DANA is not doing the best he
can for the ticket?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-08-01

BY THE time Idahos miners are all placed
under arrest there will be only minors left to
run the state.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-08-01

THE mines of the world produce twenty
five tons of gold every week, and. try hard as
he may. JAY GOULD can't get it ALL
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-08-01

WEEKLY ST. PAUL GLOBE.
One year 81 six mo-, Csc Three no., SIC
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SUNDAY ALONE.
9vrin advance 81 90 3 mos. i'll adv. soc
& N. in advance l 90 l NJ ii advance zoe
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TRI-WEEkLY- DAILY Monday Wednesday
and Frday.)
ayr in ADVANCE "a 90 8 mos. in adv..S2 90
3morths in advance 81 90.
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OH- -, SecEGLaTS,
Otter Tail Comfy. Minnesota

He overlooked consumption, paraIy-
sis, scurvy, Bright's disease, and few
other minor Affections. But he was in
bad way, just the same. | happened
to see the applicant, who was presentin
the office of the pension-examining sur
geons, an apparently strong, healthy,
muscular fellow. After the examina,
ton, asked one of the surgeons if he
was not in rather bad Jay, whereupon
the examiners both laughed, and one
replied: Hes as healthy as you are"
lie got rating for rheumatism. But
what fake it all seems. If the gov
eminent purposes pensioning all old
soldiers, as now seems the case. would
1t not be better to pay each of them
500 for life, ami so save mountain of
perjury? Looking at the foregoing order
for examination, we would think the
man ought to get an order on all under
taker. Looking at the applicant, on g
would have been sure he was good for
score of years of good, hard work. This
pension fake Is cooler. and no mistake.
An EX-SoLDIER.
july 20. 1892.
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DAILY AND SUNDAY.
] VT in advance. sic 90 3 mos. in adv 81 on
tm III advance 3 90 D weeksin adv. 90
one month ....>oc.
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Eastern Advertising Office Room 70,
Tribune Bui.dinq, New York.

Complete files of the GLoREalwayskept on
hand for reference. Patrons and friends are
cordially invited 10 visit and avail themselves
of the facilities Of our Eastern Office while
in New York
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a Specimen Pension Applicant

To the Editor OF the Globe.
came across specimen pension APP
plication today. On the back of the
order for examination was Endorsed the
following:
DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR, BUREAU OF
PENSIONS, WASHINGTON. u. G., July z, 1892 =
Mr.. - =, late q private i'll Company
First regiment Minnesota heavy artillery al
=, on account of disability from sunstroke.
vertigo, disease of heart, chronic diarrhoea
and piles, disease of liver, malarial poisoning
and rheumatism, has been directed to report
himself TO you. Very respectfully,
GREEN L RArM Commissioners
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r PAUL GLOBE SUBSCRIPTION RATE

DAII-1 nut INNLUD DING NUNUtf'I =
VT III ADVANCES 90 M in advance S2.oo
IN in advance. 90 weeks i'll adv. W
One month. zoe