Milford chronicle., 1892-02-12
: LITTLE FAMILY DIFFERENCE.
Two Old Ladies Dinercd Over a Small
Matter but the Elder Won

Two old Ladies DiTered Over a Small
Matter, but the Elder Won.
II Up on the Delaware and Hudson rail
- .ad the other day two nervous old ladie:
q .mbed on board the south bound train
y Crown Point They were of the same
Height, looked much alike and both OF
them wore gossamer rubber cloaks-
possibly under the vague impression that
cinders melt. They futtered into seat
near the door, evidently prepared for a
long journey. When the bird cage, two
eatchels and three shoe boxes of luncheon
had been properly slowed away, the two
ladies sat down in unison, much as if
pulled on one string.
Beyond vigorous attack on the
luncheon an hour later, they quietly de-
voted their attention to the scenery un-
til Albany was reached in the late after
noon. That being the terminus of the
road, the passengers started for the car
door as the train stopped, but there
seemed to be blockade of some sort on
the platform. 1t wasn't just exactly a
blockade; it was the two old ladies from
Crown PoiIt.
Equipped with satchels, the bird cage
and the luncheon NOW reduced to one
shoe box, they had led th4 procession to
the door, but had succeeded in getting
no farther, as the train had run into the
station on middle track, and they
could not agree ON which side of the car
to get off.
81 tell you, Janet" said the old lady
with the bird cage, with much dignity,
''that this is the proper side. II is nearer
the depot, and no doubt our train is close
by. Come, don't be obstinate, sister,
she added persuasively.
81 viii not leave the car on that side"
declared the other, holding up the shoe
box and both satchels as if for a barri-
cade, which the impatient crowd within
the car thought quite superfuous. IF
you think | am going to career across
three tracks" she continued emphatical-
ly, ''in front of moving locomotives, and
risk ourselves and that precious bird.
then | say, Hannah, you have lost your
senses; that's all"
"You seem to forget that am older
than you, Janet" rejoined the other
with offended dignity.
''That may all be, hut little good it's
done. You would have scandalized the
whole family at Cousin Maria Sopers
funeral mp at the Corners if l had not
insisted"--
"Heyr' "What's the natter" ''Shake
it upi" "Get OFF, came in chorus from
the impatient throng inside.
"Sakes aliver calculated the beliger-
ent Janet, for the first time observing
the crowd in waiting. "Come this way
Do come" /" pleaded the other.
81 won't"
"You must; insist" cried the elder
sister, stepping hastily down to decide
the matter. There was no further
chance for argument. Already the Other
were pushing out. So, with
an expression of annoyance and fright,
the second old lady tourist joined the
other and the two rubber gossamers be-
gan their devious fight across the tracks
and before waiting locomotives toward
The station. They reached there at
length, but it was apparent that some
hing had happened.
81 told you so! l told you sor' almost
the younger sister as soon as
ihe could catch her breath.
'You say you dropped it?" asked the
,ther in troubled tones.
eyes; that horrid engine let off steam
md jumped. l suppose | dropped it
hen. Why can't engines hold their
team till they get out in the country,
d like to know"
"Well, never mind, Janet, we can get
long," said the other soothingly.
"But do mind. suppose, Hannah
ought to be thankful that You and the
ird are safe; but just to think" she
dded, with almost sob, ''the whole of
Lunt Lucinda's sponge cake gone, and
7e've only got to Albany"
And sure enough, some distance up
ne second track, reposing peacefully ON
ne off rail, lay the familiar green out
ne of the last shoe box.-New York ,
ribune. /;