Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1892-01-07
"AND PEOPLE WILL TALK"
Among other things, they say:

Among other things, they say:
That clothing men are complaining of the
too open winter.
That the weather signals so far have
struck it just right.
That Liberty Center will have incandes-
cent lights for her merchants.
That sleigh in Napoleon, of late years,
is very expensive piece of property.
That the recent snow as far as sleighing ia
concerned, was a lit lie worse than no snow at
all.
That the firm of Tyler d Tyler consists of
the youngest aud oldest attorney in Henry
county.
That our town has been a little slack of
late in scattering the usual quota of orange
blossoms.
That the band fair from 18th to 23rd of
this month will be way ahead of all previ-
ous ones.
That young married people sport an ex-
preston athwart their countenances Who'll
y inimitable.
That Rev. Ballmer gave some valuable
pointers on physiology and hygiene in his
sermon Sunday evening.
That Chief Roller makes an exemplary
official, taking great interest in his duties, al
though it is not salaried Office.
That our young people attending school
have enjoyed their vacation here and re-
turned to their respective colleges.
That new patent hand sled has made its
appearance, that for mechanism and genius
exceeds the productions of Howe ct al.
That the old chestnuts pertaining to the
girl and leap year are being raked out from
musty quarters preparatory for roasting.
That affairs of municipal nature are TAX
ing unto themselves shapes that augura a sys-
tenn of waterworks and electric light, after
ALL
| That Frank Myers has assumed his duty as
Henry's Representative and will take issue
with everything that savors of gas and Fora
ker.
That '92, like its predecessors, makes
birth, marriage and death the most impor
tant happenings in ones career-with the
latter too often confounded.
That the water guage in the NoRTHwEsT's
boiler bursted Saturday, soaring the ''deviP'
out of years growth and treating the rest of
the force to reg'l'r Turkish bath.
| That horse driven by a vest Napoleon
to. farmer actually fell down near the resi-
dence of Commissioner Saygers the other
evening from lack of food, and consequent
exhaustion.
That the battle of 1872 is now fairly on and
that before the final finish year hence,
many will be beating fantastic retreat to the
time of defeat, while others will be unequi-
vocally in the soup; and, still others will
play about their physiognomies of sue
cesses a bland smile of satisfaction very
obnoxious to those distanced in the race.
That Reed Siford is wrathy over being
sold by one E, E. Null supply iend, who,
Reed claims. worked off large supply of
alleged hair restorer bearing the poetic
name of "Danderine" with the stipulation
that the town and country should be thor
oughly advertised Null folded his grip
with a few "God-bless youS" and decamped,
advertising nary word, and leaving
enough of his bogus stuff to last the pur-
purchaser hundred years.
That an inhuman wretch living west OF
town makes his pretty 14-year old step
daughter take care of the horses and do a
mans work. Saturday, he told her to bring
him halter. On account of hard knot she
was unable to come up to his ideal of swift.
ness. Becoming enraged, he seized the hal
ter and struck her across the face with it.
laying open the cheek and backing her eyes
This fellow certainly belongs to the louise
strata, and somebody should larrup him
with cowhide.
That many are experiencing grippe spmp.
toms. If you tally with the following, you
are in it:
Backache.
Headache, as if you had been out all
night.
All bones doing heavy job of aching.
Both eyes limp.
You don't eat.
You can't smell,
You can't hear.
You leak at the eyes.
Ditto your mouth, while
Your nose keeps up with the others.
Don't care for anybody.
Nobody seems to care for you.
You wish you were dead.
ALI these are the grippe,
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