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The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-12-03
Post omce Robbsd.

OswEeo, Ill, Nov. 25.-The safe in
the post office was blown open and
$1,000 in securities stolen.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-12-03

TEAoHER-"What are the two capitals of
Rhode Islandp' Smart Scholar promptly
-."R. and L''-Kate Fields Washington.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-12-03

A. NJ. PRIEST, Drugg st, Shelbyviile, Ind,
snys; Halls Catarrh Cure gives the best
OF satisfaction Can get plenJy OF testimo-
mails, as IL cures every one who takes it."
Druggists sell it, 75c.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-12-03

Babies are always happy
when comfortable. They
are comfortable when well.
They are apt to be well when
fat; they worry and cry when
thin.
They ought to be fat; their
nature is to be fat.
If your baby is thin. we
have a book for you-cARE-
Full LIvING-free.
New York.
Your druggist keeps Scotts Emulsion Of cod liver
oii-all druggists everywhere do. s..
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-12-03

JEALOUS. -Ja ck-"Mamic, whose portrait
Is that in your locketp' MaIuie-"Colum-
bus'."-Jewelers' Weekly.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-12-03

WRITING materials--Brains, eyes and q
hand mot for sale at stationers) Puck.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-12-03

Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
tenn efectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste and ac-
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial In its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, its
many excellent qualities commend it
to all and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in 500
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do not accept any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA FYG SYRUP co.
SAN FRANCISCO, CAL.
LOUISVILLE. KX NEW york. Nv
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-12-03

A SUCCESSFUL chase of the ideal often
helps us amazingly in catching up with the
material Puck.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-12-03

FoRTIFY Feeble Lungs Against Winter
Pixies Toothache Drops cure in one minute.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-24
strong Witnesses.

Among the thousands of testimonials Of
cures by DR.. Miles New Heart Cure, is
that of Nathan Allisons, well known
citizen of Glen Rock, Pa, who for years
had shortness of breath, sieeplessness,
pain in left side, shoulders, smothering
spells, etc. one bottle Of DR.. Miles New
Heart Cure and one box of Nerve and
Liver Pills cured him. Peter Jaquet,
Salem, N. j., is another witness, who for
twenty years suffered with heart disease,
was pronounced incurable by physicians,
death stared him in the face, could not lie
down for fear of smothering to death.
Immediately after using the New Cure he
felt better and could lie down and sleep
all night, and is now well man. The
New Cure is sold, also Free Book, by A.
G. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-24
NOT COLORADO LINE.


7 But strictly lin it just the Same.
There are many lines OF railway that
are in the direct route of travel between
| the east and west that do not have their
own rails running into Denver. One Of
the best of these is the old reliable Wa
bash Line. Kansas City and Omaha are
its western terminals. This road is run
ming through cars into and out Of Denver
in connection with the Rock Island
Route and makes close connection at
Kansas City in both directions, with all
the Denver lines.
From glance at tie map one can
readily see that the Wabash Route for
St. Louis, Chicago, Toledo, Detroit. Clpve-
land, Buffalo, Boston, New York, and in
TACT all the eastern points, comes as near
being an air line as can possibly he OBJ
tanned, As for their service. f. is The
best in the cast in every fl9...
The western interests ...-
are looked gi.e, by Nj c. M 81.
commerca, agent, whose Ch.
l7th street Denver, WHO III ~-
nish any ore upon app.ic,"4- e.u
person or by maii, with r-.e. ,
RemCwNc- bat tickets w
route Gu le obtained
ticket Ollie. Ii The west. Ii ym. .Ir
aIready done s give this route q trJaa anu
he convinced ol.ts superior iGcuJi.s.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-24

Too long
deluded - the unhappy victim Of
catarrh in the head. He's been
told that it can't be cured. Don't
you believe it. 1t can be, and it
is-no matter how bad or of how
long standing. 1t has been done
for thousands by DR.. Sage's Ca
tarrh Remedy. Other so called
remedies may pal1iate for time !;
this cures for all time. By its mild,
soothing, cleansing and healing
properties, it conquers the worst
cases. Its makers offer, in good
faith, a reward of $500 for case
of catarrh which they cannot cure.
They are able to pay it. Are you
able to take it?
The symptoms of catarrh are,
headache, obstruction of nose, dis
charges falling into throat, some
times profuse, watery, and acrid, at
others, thick, tenacious, mucous,
purulent, bloody, putrid and often
sive; eyes weak, ringing in ears,
deafness; offensive breath; smell
and taste impaired, and general
debility. Only a few of these
symptoms likely to be present at
once. Thousands of cases termi-
nate in Consumption and end in the
grave, without ever having mani
tested all these symptoms. DR..
Sage's Remedy cures the worst
cases. so cents, by druggists.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-24
Rewarded In Kind,

| A wife who knew the aversion of hel
husband to letter writing said to him, as
he was about leaving home for an extend
ed visit to the Dakotas: Now, John, as
neither nor the children can accompany
you, you must be eyes and ears for us, and
drop us an occasional postal card, telling
us anything of interest you may see OF
hear. Don't forget, will your"
The husband promised and took his de-
parture. A few days later his wife received
postal card containing the following
message: Dear Wife-I am in New York
all right Yours afr"
Though somewhat disappointed, she ex-
cused the brevity of the communication on
the ground that her husband was doubt
less pressed for time. Two days later,
however, another card arrived, bearing the
startling announcement: Here am in
Chicago Yours ever" Still later came
another: II am indeed in Dakota at last.
Yours, ="
The wife swallowed her disappointment,
and, being good at retaliation, seized her
pen and wrote: "Dear Husband-The chill
dren and are in Old Town Yours -"
A few days later she wrote again, 1--WE
are still in Old Town"
In her next communication she grew a
little more enthusiastic. She wrote: Dear
Husband-Here we are in Old Town. re.
peat it, sir We are in Old Town, Me. p
S.-We are, indeed"
In due time the husband reached home,
and fearing, perhaps, that his poor wife
was afflicted with some sort of dementia
fastened to ask the meaning of her strange
messages. For answer she slipped into
his hand his own three postal cards.
What is sauce for the goose is sauce for
the gander," she said.
1t is to be hoped that John profited by
the lesson.-Youth's Companion.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-24
knights orPNthIas. Attention,

The biennial session Of the suprem,
lodge and enCampment OF the Uniform
Rank, knights Of Phylhias, to be held a
Kansas City, August % to 81, inclusive
promises to be one Of the best attended
and most successful, gatherings, in the
history Of the order.
The accessibility Of the point Of meet
ing will be an nducement to draw vasi
number Of Knights and visitors, end the
Missouri Pacific railway, with its vast net
work Of lines entering Kansas City from
every direction, offers greater facilities
than any other line, and will be in better
position to take care Of divisions and
regiments, and the large delegations That
are expected. It's trains will be found Of
the handsomest; equipped with Pullman
buffet sleeping cars, Pullman Parlor cars,
reclining chairs care, seats free and
elegant day coaches.
The Missouri Pacific railway is prepared
to land divisions and regiments within
four blocks OF the encapment, the nearest
railroad point in the grounds.
The general committee has made com.
plete arrangements for camping outfits
tents with flooring, will be provided, and
wagons will be on hand to transport bag
gage to and from the grounds. The game
will be provided with water, and lighted
with electricity; wirewoyen cots, pillows,
and blankets, can be rented at a very low
rate.
Remember The Missouri Pacific rail
way is the only line that lands its pa5-
senger within four blocks Of the emcamp-
ment grounds. The Missouri Pacific rail
way is the only line running out Of Colo
RADIO, which is so situated as to be able to
handle the Knights who may
making the journey, making
a direct connection from all points in the
west, at Denver, Colorado Springs and
Pueblo.
See your nearest ticket agent at once, or
write for full Information, to
G.. A. TRIP,
Gen'l West Fri. & Pass Agent,
Missouri Pacific Railway,
Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-24
Advice From a Crusty Old Benedict

Advice From A Crusty Old Benedict
Alovar, sal an Old n ried man, should
never 90 down on his knees to propose
to his sweetheart, for II she should happen
to accept aid heshould marry her, she will
remind him OF it fifty times week.
Whenever there Is the slightest differ
ence, or when he gives her the least cross
word she fires up in an instant and tells
h m. You didn't talk that way hen you
went down on your knees and begged me,
with teas in your eyes, to marry you. A
man naturally gets tired of being reminded
of his folly, but woman never gets tired
OF reminding him, and that is what makes
a kneeling proposal peculiarly unpleas-
ant Renaissance.
st Louis GlobeDemocrat.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-24
HIS FIRST FEE.
A Soft Hearted Bridegroom Who Pitiet
the Minister,

|
the Minister.
The Rev. DR.. Blank, now a prominent
pastor of prominent church, had his first
charge in a country district, and he tells
| this story:
THE first couple I married." he says,
came to the house where boarded and
had my study, for was a bachelor then,
and they were genuine specimens of the
rustic lover-he tall and gawky, she awk-
ward, but pink checked and pretty, as
rustic beauty goes. They came in wagon
and it did not take long to perform the GER
emony. After it was over thought 1t my
duty to kiss the bride, and bent forward
to do so, when the groom laid his hand on
my arm.
No, you don't, mister" he said good
naturally. "Tll tend to that part of it
myself" and he proceeded to do so vigor-
ously.
smiled and offered no argument, and as
they started out l followed them to the
front door. There the groom invited me
to come out to the wagon, where he had
something for me. He helped the bride
in, got in himself beside her on the board
seat, and reaching down behind him he
lifted out sack Of potatoes and handed
them over to me. thanked him and took
them as my fee, and was about to tell
him goodby, when the groom, proudly
looking at the girl and at me, said:
Amt she beauty, mister"
VERY handsome" admitted.
"Nothin purifier in the country, Is
there?" and he chucked her under the
chin.
mot that have seen, Pm sure" as
sented cordially.
"Air you married." he asked, quite
kindly thought
Ppm sorry to say I'm not" confessed.
Amt got no wife2"
mo"
"Nothin like this in the house9" and
again he chucked the blushing bride under
the chin.
mo, I'm all alone"
guess there must have been a touch of
sadness or regret in my voice, for the
groom's face took on the grace Of sympa-
thy.
Look here. mister" he said, "I'll tell
you what Pll do. If you'll give me back
them taters and half dollar to boot, I'll
be blamed if you can't kiss the brider'
OF course couldn't be so ungallant as to
refuse the offer, IL indeed it would have
been safe to have done so, and handing
over the potatoes and the only half dollar
had, gracefully saluted the bride and
sent them both on their way with my bless
ing-Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-24
In the Cleaning,

They had been married fourteen weeks.
Frank, DEAR" she said one evening in
the cleaning, would you miss ME very
much if should die?"
Don't ask me such grewsome questions
darling" he protested.
But would you. dear2" she insisted.
More than words can express" he said
clutching her hands as if he were losing
her even then.
"And, Frank, dear, do you think you
could ever find any one to take my placer
The whippoorwill's mournful threnody
came up from the old fence overgrown
with thickets, and bat circled about in
the starlit shadows of the night
mo, darling" he murmured, "but
could try"
And a cloud came slowly up from the
hill haggled Northumberland Free Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-24
Azrael. the Angel of Death

Hoyers nearer us, sometimes, than we are
aware. 1t is safer far when We are unwell tc
suspect his propinquity than to ignore the pos
sibility of his nCarness. Caution is trait In
which the majority OF mankind are constitu
tioraly lacking The proneness to disregard q
slight cold" is particularly striking. This
minor ailment is, however, predecessor of la
grippe, m alady which when developed of the
most fatal charat ter, as mortuary statistics at
test After chill or when the premonitory
symptoms of iuhuenza-such as sneeZing and
shiveling, succeeded by feve rishness and dry
Less of the skin-aTe D rceptible, immediate
recourse should be had to H0stettsr's stomach
Bitters, q genial acccerator of the blood's cir.
culation, which ditfuses an agreeable, healthful
warmth through the system inductive of per,
spiration, by means Of which the complaint Is
expelled through the pores and its further ten
dency cOunteraCted. Wonderfully etficaciOus to
is the btters for malaria constipation, liver
complaint, rheumatism and kidney trouble A
wincglass full before re iring induces health
yielding sleep.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-24

Educators are certainly the greatest
benefactors of the race, and after reading
DR.. Franklin Miles popular works, can
not help declaring him to be among the
most entertaining and educating authors"
New York Daily. He is not stranger
to our readers, as his advertisements APP
pear in our columns in every issue, calling
attention to the fact that his elegant work
on Nervous and Heart Diseases is dis
tributed free by our enterprising druggist,
A. O. Ireland. Trial bottles OF DR.. Miles
Nervine are given away, also Book Of
Testimonials showing that it is unequalled
fo- nervous prostration, headache, poor
memory, dizziness, sleeplessness, neu-
ralgia, hysteria, fits, epilepsy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-24

From letter written by Mrs. Ada E.
Hurd, Of Groton, S. D., we quote: "Was
taken with bad cold, which settled on
my lungs, cough set in and finally termi-
mated in consumption. Four doctors gave
me up, saying could live but short
time. gave myself, up to my Saviour,
determined if could not stay with my
friends on earth, would meet my absent
ones above. My husband was advised to
get DR.. Kings New Discovery for Con-
sumption, coughs and colds. gave it a
trial, took in all eight bottles it has cured
me, and thank God Ii am well and hearty
woman" Trial bottles free at G. M.
Creamer's drug store, regular size, soc and
81.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-24
DO Not &c Deceived.

Persons with weak lungs those who
are constantly catching cold should wea,
an Alicock's Porous Plaster over the chest
and another between the shoulder blades
during cold weather. Remember they
always strengthen and never weaken the
part. to which they are applied. Do not
be deceived by imagining any other
plaster like them-they are not--may
look 1t, but looks deceive. Insist always
on having Allcock's, the only reliable
plaster ever produced.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-24
Notice for Publications.
Homestead No. 1855.

Homestead No. 1855.
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. NJ,
June, II, 1922
Notice ID hereby given that the follow
ing named settler has filed notice of bis
intention to make final proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register and receiver at
Santa Fe. N. NJ, on August II, 1892, viz !:
Marcelino Garcia, for the a sec, rs,
tip. IA n, r IL g.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon and
cultivation of, said land, viz: Jose Man
uel Sandoval, Julio Martinez, Manuel
Martinez y Gutierrez, Juan Jose Martin,
all of Lamy, N. M.
Any person who desires to protest
against the allowance OF such proof, or
who knows of any substantial reason, un-
der the law and the regulations of the in
terror department, whv such proof should
not be allowed, will be given an oppor-
tunity at the above mentioned time and
place to cross-examine che witnesses OF
said claimant, and to offer evidence in
rebuttal of that submitted by claimant.
A. l.. MORRISON. ReRister.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-24
FOR The CAMPAIGN.

The Twice-a-Week St. Louis Republi,
will be mailed each Tuesday and Friday,
from now until November 30th, 1892, for
only 40 cents. 1t IS great semi-weekly
paper, and will be indispensable during
the campaign. An extra copy will be
sent free to November 30th, to the sender
Of each club OF five, with 50. Send 70. a
package Of sample copies and raise GLIB.
Address the Republic, st. Louis, Mo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-24
The Rest and Shortest Route.

Effective this date, the Santa Fe South
ern and D. & r. 6. railways will sell ex.
cursion tickets to the following points,
good to return until October 81, 1892,
with two days transit limit in each direc.
ton; Denver, $23.75; Colorado Springs,
$40. 80; Pueblo, $17.55. Passengers leave
Santa Fe at 10: 10 a. m, supper at Ala
mosa and take through Pullman sleeper,
arriving at Denver at s O'Clock the follow
ing morning, making close connections
with the Burlington, Rock Island and
Union Pacific flyers for Kansas City,
Omaha, st. Louis, Chicago, and all points
east.
For further information call on or ad.
dress, T.. j. HELM,
Genl. Supt. s. Fe S. Ry.
Santa Fe, N. M.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-24
The Reason For His Success.

He literary Since Van Pushe has
gone into fashionable society lie has be-
come quite distinguished.
She artistic-I always considered him
as having merely an ordinary mental out
fit.
He-That's what enables him to shine
in that particular feld.-Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-24
The Daily Nov Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.
Not The Man To BE Thanked,

Mrs. De Paine-I am so delighted with
my photograph that have brought you a
little present.
Photographer modestly-I really don t
deserve such testimonial, madam. Give
it to that gentleman over there.
Does he assists you.
Yes. He does the retouching.-
New York Weekly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-24
Rucklon's Arnica SaIye.

The best Sslve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles, Or no pay required. 1t
Is guaranteed to give peri aci satisfaction,
or money refunded. Price rs cent? per
box. For sale ate. M. Oreamers.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-24

Act on-a new principle--regulating the
liver, stomach and bowels through the
nerves. A new discovery. DR.. Miles,
Pills speedily cure biliousness, bad taste,
torpid liver, piles, constipation. Un-
equalled for men, women, children.
Smallest, mildest, surestl so doses, Is cts.
Samples Free at A. @. Ireland's.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-24
Literally SDpaking,

saw Twemlo blowing in his money al
saloon yesterday.
Twemlo? | didn't think he drank?
He doesn't; he was putting into lung.
tester.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-24
Should Not Expcct Too Much.

Miss Planephace-Mrs. Style raves ovel
that mirror as perfect masterpiece Of art
but for my part can't see anything bean
tiful in it.
Miss d. Mewer-Oh, well, one shoulG
not expect impossibilites, you know.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-24

Father, he faltered, I am in love, madly
in love. She is the divinest woman in the
world. Her eyes are like twin stars
John, answered his father, you have
been reading my old love letters. Town
Topics.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-24
A suitable Place,

Mrs. Grump (traveling with her hus'
band in the country)-This looks like q
tavern. Can't we stop here?
Mr.. Grump-Yes; there are accommo-
dations for both OF us. The sign reads
Entertainment for man and beast"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-24
Where His Pants Can'tBag AT The

NUCtS.
Cholly-My brother is in luck He's
got place as floor wakah in drv good
store He is there sixteen hours day.
Awther--I cawn't see The luck.
Cholly-You cawn't? Why his pants
nevah bag at ihe knees.-New York
Weekly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-24
a Chicago Romance.

He-You are the first woman | ever
loved.
She-How about the two women you
have already been married to and divorced
from.
Hell married them for their money.
She-Did you get it?
He-Yes. A clean hundred thou.
She-I am yours.-The Romancer.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-24

KEY To THE ABOVE,
First train leaves Santa Fc Mt $50 p m. rrH
meets with No > east bound and 80 3 We.l
bound. returning at II Ii p. IN.
Second train l'avts Santa Fe at 80 ?, m.
connects with No. west bound, aud returns At
l:l5a IN.
Third train leaves Santa Fe at $50 n. m, con
meets with No. 4 east bound, returning Al
a. m.
Nos. and are the Northern California and
FL Paso trains.
Nos 3 and fare the Southern California trains
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-24
His Purse Was Touched.

His Mother-My son, you must forget
all about her.
Himself-But, mother, can't forget
that she has my diamond ring.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-24

Servant-If you please, Miss Mabel,
Mr.. Sissy has called and wishes to know
if you are at home.
Mabel ION Georges knee)-Say that l
am not at home.
Exit servant.
George Tightening his clasp)-But, my
dear, you look as if you were very much
at me.-Town Topics.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-24

Belief that you "can't be cured" is a
symptom of dyspepsia. Take Simmons
Liver Regulator.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-24

One dollar year will cover your doc
tors bill if you take simmons Liver Regu.
lator.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-24

Three-fourths of your ailments arise
rom liver troubles which Simmons Liver
Regulator cures.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-24

DtHCIeHG III EHBIIsH'
She has studied all the ologies that are taught
in modern colleges;
She can talk in French or Spanish, German,
Hebrew, Sanskrit, Creek
She can quote the Latin grammar, speak Rus
sian and not stammer;
She knows ali the dncient poets and can quote
'em by the week.
The truth is, as linguist, she is certainly dis.
tinguished;
We: she lacks in Anglo-Saxon, though that fact
you'd never guess;
I've been trying for year, sir, trying hard to
train her ear sir,
And to teach her lips to utter just one simple
little Yes"
Frank 8. Pixley In Chicago Mail.