The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1892-07-21
ghisilfs.
A nss nsy fss 10 GELD. bui be ssiseE
oun@ cat .Eyiklsr faster lhsr YAH.


10 osli no pe,rl Ba Autriosn vile -
Y@s. al asy rTlos
Maybe ne tessos iof poliibs The son
sais htsd GO ibs siSs 81 car cola Ia sen
lie hiai tbsi nuSey isli'. VOC
--Cbuie, su lryiSs /. bard ~ css,
asrtOs. 10 Fsa sbssS. Clus-wtii, th'
Larl taovs yea Iced ops lady srossh,
Touris,.- Have yen ssy sllissicr ssieh
81, htui forids Mtebssi - Nae. tb'
sillssiais hsit I sol 10 asib I'm do.r ber'
yit
-Asronspi Cssi slis h,ins on church
,riyt) la The 70 have btld of,hs fsll9s
VITO said there v. rlssiy oirocn al the
tor.
Love lsashs at looksmi,hs. abe ssid
10 hin. sseonrAsinsly ie', dsfling. ]
thow. be replied. sadly. bu, not Al No II
boots.
"A Fofcibis AfsuneBt-sni (persis'
testify Why DO yca keep me waiting &C
Ions ioi III .bsvsi' Remember that you
are sioying elder every nibuiel
--she-i ipow I'm cros At times. John
bui 10 hsd ny life 70 live over again, |
should NARY you la'i the sane He-l
have ny dou'i, sboui that. my dear.
woald you like some garden hose'
aid the clerk 10 the general supply store
No. tbspts. vss The answer; einslly go
10 bsrsiooted 10 do my seedin.
"A, The Sssshore. She Are you fond
Of driyinsi He (from the dress goods de-
pHiment) Indeed. am. Holding the
ribbons ia my tsvoriie occupation.
Il, Was sres, Judge Of whom another
Esglish Judge said, iniuria,ed by bis self
sslishei sspeei, There . goes, the old
umbug, umming ymn. o. ate 'iml
A osterp girl who married dull
English lord thus described her daily life;
I, Is nothing bu, violet. velvet aud veal
one day, and msuve, MORE and mutton
the nert
--YAas. said Cbolly Cbuggins. believe
ia . mans having one idea 10 life. yon
ino~ DO Jon reslly. rejoined Miss Belle
Pepperton. And when do You expect 10
hay vours.
Well. John and Laura will graduate
soon. Have they learned snythinp2 You
let John can umpire game wiihou, git
Via licked. and Lsuras way ahead Of her
olsss 10 eroqueil
Little Willie. as the boarding house
pie is passed round - Mamma, do you
think this is The piece that passetb all I'M
ders,anding' And although mamms didi
ut cay 80. she thought as much.
Mrs. Foster My dear. will your bus,
mess permi. you TO go away with me this
summer Mr.. Foster Eh-no The
truth Ia. I'm srid my business will com,
pei you 10 stay home with me instead.
"A Very Cautious Boy - First Boy
Don't you want some Of these apples. kid'
The New boy = Your dsddy's the doctor
IN this neighborhood. Amt be2 Yep.
euefs don't want EN-. They look too
Green.
"A Bad Predicsment. Mrs. Topfst-
Bridget. where did you get that dreadful
eyer Bridget Me brother gave II 10 me,
muD aud whst'll the neighbors ssy' Me
With an eye like that and no husband.
"A Waterville teacher recently asked a
class OF youngsters what town was situated
above Watervils. A hand Immediately
shot NJ, waving wildly. What town is in
Asted the teacher Heaven, was the qnick
aud confident reply;
doctor. said the sufferer supinely. as
he dropped into the dentists chair, my
nerve is completely gone. Oh, no. it isn't
vas the cheerful reply. Wait till | get
firm bold and you'll realize your mis
take
Landlord OF Watering Place Hotel. -
Does Monewug like that room2 Clerk
Yes sir; he's delighted With II. Says be
tskes sun bath 10 the bay windows every
day. He does. hey' Wen look into that
Our charges are extra I baths.
DO you know the value OF an oath :
ssked the Judge OF an old dsrkey who vas
10 be the neI, witness. Yes. sab, does
one oh desc yeah lawyers done gone glib r
me iosh dollars, sab. And then ,h, no was
cons,, rnaiion 10 the court room.
The Outcome: First lawyer-Tbsi Z
Vas ser case Of yours the other day.
Second l. syef-Yes. My client wouldn't
pay for . sui, Of clothes because they
didnt H.. and the taller sued him for the
smouat Frs, lawyer How did il come
ou.' Second lawyer got the suit
- gentleman lately dismissed . clever r
bat dishonest gardener. For the sake Of
hm vile and family. however. be gave
The 81 . character. and this is bow be
~oI'Vd IL: hereby certify that A. b. 4
has beea my gardener for over two year.,
I'D jurine thu, time he has 20, more ont
n cay garden than any man ever EN- ploy, =
td o
"A Poor Psriormsnee. Young Hope' a
fol = Mamma, did you I, II psps Id 90, to
,sve = bieyelef Mamma Yes, but be said
be copldnt afford H. Course he'd say '
hat; bui whs, did you doi / argued 10
svor Of il, bu, be refused. Argued Hub
. |, I'd been anything you wanted for +
four cvu self, yoa'd cried little, al then /
fou'd sol H.
--Didat al the bill old Lady There "
> one thing notice particularly about ~