Morris tribune., 1892-02-03
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the premature death of ordinance Nc
AZ, at my Office. The hippant use Q
0 adjectives and the general phraseolog,
of the article would indicate that tn
Q royal branch of the Suns editoria
> staff had given publicity to M
. thoughts. | would say, en- PEASANT
this is a royal phrase for saying some
thing on the side-that it is an inlus
tice to the general public, as well a.
my friend Whiteley, this indiscrim
nate use of his smut mill.
Assuming, for the purpose OF this
article, that my friend Whiteley was
the author of I'm Memoriam," ear
frankly say that no one mourns the
"abortive and untimely death OF that
kid more than |, and while | was pre-
pared to expect anything in the way
of change in tactics on the part OF
my friend Whsteley, or the blatheE-
skiting bombast of its egotistical enc
mics, must confess that the little
infant passed from the sleep Of sweet
repose to the slumbers Of Immortality
by parental inhumanity. A clear case
of infanticide, to my horror and dis
may. Yes, | did all | could. | made
it my duty to be al the 'bornin,' and
I am authorized 70 say the same Of
Charles, L. H.-presumably Councillor
Wellington-and Tim, the steadfast;
and if the village Of Morris is lacking
in the supply of wholesome water,
1.-The fault is not in our stars" OF in
the opposition of Mr.. Whitley. AS
for myself, [ can say to my friend
Whiteley that my personal interest in
the franchise was, as his religion and
real estate, in the hands Of others,
and like him [ was fooled; bat oxpe-
rionc9 sometimes is the best school,
and we will know better next time,
oh, Mr.. Whitley?
We are too far advanced i'll life to
have any personal feelings over lit
tie matter like this, Mr.. Whiteley. I
think the village OF Morris is very
much in need Of public provements,
chief among which is water and drain
age, and, as was said by one who toots
a small horn in the royal chariot. if
Pat MCCARTHY had surrounded him
self with better political influence, all
would have been well.
Now whaty your present opinion may
be [ am unable to say, Mr.. Whiteley,
for am not advised as to your last
flop; but | can assure you that / would
be pleased to be one of the number to
supply the village with pure water,
providing l could make something
out of it, and if this was impossible,
I would be only too glad to see some
one else do it; but in case no fran
chise was granted, would, as last |
resort, insist upon the village taking
hold of it. At all hazards let us have
water. eff this be treason, make the
most of it"
Now you are too kind and lovable
a gentleman to be vindictive, Mr..
Whiteley, and if I have said anything
that is distasteful to your finer sensi-
bilities, please attach the blame to-
no, excuse me-you are the editor Of
the Sun. For fear you may pitch on
to Col. Stevens, l am going to sign
my name to this. That's way [ have
of doing, you see. The Colonel can't
always write just like me. He says
my editorials don't sound like his, and
he can't presume upon the ignorance
OF his patrons too ofien-it would be
too much like his neighbor, and some
one would be liable to observe the
difference. But you are too good to
abuse the Colonel, and theu you ere
quiescat in pace SO much, which
makes it more binding. In the future
if anyone desires to say anything fun
ny about me, for publication in your
paper, please have the author Sign his
name to the article, which will give
me chance 10 tickle his ribs instead
of yours. That's the best way. Good
bye, Mr.. Wh.teley.
Mo-. s. Feb. ], 1892.
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Mouth. For sale by Hulburd & Co.
The Catholic church to be erected
in this city the coming spring and
summer, will be located on the cor
ner west of the parsonage, and will be
of brick. The main
church building will be 46xSO feet,
walls p feet high, with a vestry in the
rear 25x30. There will be a tower IS
feet in height, with belfry. On the
floor of the auditorium there will be
two rows of pews, a broad aisle, 5 feet
in width, through the center, and one
on each side 3 feet 4 inches in width.
There will be seating capacity for
400 people. The church will be fur
nished with stained glass windows,
and when completed will be the finest
church in this part Of the state.
Work on its construction will be COM
menced as soon as the weather will
admit. Stone for the foundation are
already being hauled.