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The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1892-05-27

GIRL CUsToMER-"What 10 the incest
thing in veilsl" Clerk tsmiling)-"My best
girls face IN. Y Herald.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1892-05-27

"THAT remains to be SEEM" as the boy
said when he split the ink on the tablecloth.
London Answers
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1892-05-27

WHAT is done cannot be undone, espe-
cially if it is a hard boiled egg-Texas Sift-
inRs
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1892-05-27

IT is unfortunate that people do not have
the same faculty for getting out OF trouble
that they have for getting out OF work.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1892-05-27

A "HAIMLEss crank" is one that runs the
grindstone by the aid OF a boy II is not
subject to violent turns -Binghamton Re-
publican.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1892-05-27

SHE-"W ny are old maids so oddp" He
because they're single, suppose. IN.
Herald
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1892-05-27

REVERENCE your superiors, but do not
| let them use you for a cushion or door
| mnf
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1892-05-27

LADIES can permanently beautify their
complexion with Glenn's Sulphur Soap
Hills Hair and Whisker Dye, so cents.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1892-05-27

LEARN from the burglar Does 1t ever
bother him who may get the credit for his
workl-Saratoga Union.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1892-05-27

II THINK III give the country the shake"
remarked the Malaria us it prepared for
business Texas Siftings.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1892-05-27
GOOD FRUIT LADDER.

It Has Been Successfully Used for q Num-
Der of Years.
send rough outline drawing of a
fruit-ladder that we have used for sew.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1892-05-27

WHAT is lovel Two heads with but q
single thought, two fools that act like one.
Boston Transcript
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1892-05-27

"THE more trials there are in a lawyers
life the fewer his tribulations. "-Chicago
Times.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1892-05-27

THE crookeder man can make other peo.
Pile look the straighter he thinks he is him
self
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1892-05-27

THE Rams Horn is published at Indian
apolis, Indiana, at 81 so per year.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1892-05-27

BEECHAM's PILLS are painless and ef.
fectual remedy for all bilious disorders
25 cents box For sale by all druggists.
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1892-05-27

You can't hurt an armless man, because
he can't feel anything
The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1892-05-27

( A~O ~ - ~
Both the method and results when
Syrup Of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
tenn efectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste and &C.
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, its
many excellent qualities commend it
to all and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in SOC
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do not accept any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA RIO syrup co.
SAN FRANCISCO. CAL.
LOUISVILLE. kE HEW yoRx. ME
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-01-18
A NEW SETTLEMENT.
IR,or De,srss Neics

Isiit0r Deseret Nocs
weare aDou, eighteen miles due
,a.. orthe mouth of Beaver canyon.
The valley or basin in which We live
/. well wAterei by four streams rum
ming south. Ifmy judgment - not ut
nulL there are about three tow nships,
At present unsurveyed, Of as good land
As would wish to see. There are now
only five families OF saint living here,
or tnirty.hve persjn,, aud We should
like some more good people to come
and helpus In retaining tliis county
We live In log houses. There u any
amount Of house logs from i've To
eight miles distant. Poles Tor fencing
are not ~ plentiful. Firewood Is from
ono to three miles Oh. Farming has
not been tried 10 any extent yet.
There have becu some vegetables rails.
eli by GooJclifi Rasmussen, suuh ~
bevt-, carrots, turnips, cahhages, pola-
toes. ETC., that were very good. Your
correspondent sOwed one aud three
uuarter acres Of oats the closing week
Of May last and cut the grain about The
10Th % September. IL grew mlly i've
feet high without water, anu ! got
eleven loads In q basket rack sixteen
fcot long, eight iuut wide and
four feet TO the top. have
been here three winten, including
the present one. The weather II
not excessively cold; there Il consider.
able snow. At this date Il Is about
eighteen or twenty inches. In sum.
mer IL l. pretty warm, but not 10 hot
n It IL IN Salt Lake. Nights are cool.
lisa very healthy place. It could
not be- otherwise, plenty of good water
ana pure air. We have a school dis
tfict aud have had school running all
last summer aud will start again In
the spring. We have had SUNDAY
school till the SCather got too Indictment.
~ we are pretty widely scattered at
present. We anticipate buildiugH meet.
Ing house during the coming summer
TnUs. BENNETT.
KHGORE Bingham County, Idaho,
January IS 1892.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-01-18

There are poculiaities about all
branches of trade. hut ono OF tho
most striking pcculinritcs is connect.
cd with the icwclry business. Those
who are connected with tho latter
branch of commerce hail Monday
morning with joy aud plndncss, Cor
the business OF that day * almost
sure to be large and profitable. no
matter what the season OF the year
For II great many years rotail Jew.
clcrs We're at u loss to assign reason
for this Finally the question was
sprung OF a convention ot jewellers.
and as a result queer fact was made
known 1t seems that a large per.
ccutagc Of the marriage engagements
arc made Sunday night, aud the hap.
py young man can hardly wait until
tho icwclry stores open Monday
morning, so ANXIOUS Is hn 10 pur.
chase the golden circlrt Of love
And then again, married persona
generally talk over domestic affairs
on Sunday evening and papa is u-u.
ally bcguilcd into handing over u
check muplc enough 20 buy the snt
of silver spoons or the silver sugar
howl aud cream pitcher that mamma
has set her heart upon
And then again, persons who 90 n
church on Sunday are very APT tosoo
something worn 10y somebody elsa
that strikes their fancy, and ON Mon.
day they so and buy it.-Philadcl.
phia Press,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-01-18


She decided that tho only way 10
run a house economically was o. kecp
q set ut books, 50 she mude an tie
necessary purchases including bot
tie of rcd ink. and started IN
It was mouth later that her hus.
band asked her how she was getting
along
"splendidly. she replied
"The system il a success, thonN
"Ycs. indeed. why. I'm sixty.
eight dollars ahead already. 30
sixty eight dollars p he exclaimed.
"Heavensl You'll DO rich before
long. Have you started bank ac.
countf
MOO; not yet
what have you done with th1
money!
"Oh, haven't got the money. you
know. That's only what the books
show. But just thing of being sixty.
eight dollars ahead
"Um, yes But | don't exactly
500
why, don't the books show it'"
"Of course; hut homoneyi What
has become of thati'
81 don't exactly know, " She said,
doubtfully I've been thinking Of
that aud think we must have Uncu
robbed That's the only way | can
explain What do you think we had
better do about it,
llc pulled his pipe in solemn silcncf
for a moment and then suggested;
I'VE might stop keeping books
That's easier than complaining to thC
police. Chicago Tribune.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-01-18

An interesting little war story has
Governor Jones. Of Alabama, for i,s
hero At the time Gordon was resisting
hhenmnu's advance, Jones, thon stat
captain, was delivering message FROM
hls chief when he saw a little child, clad
only In night clothes, hiding In terror
behind n frame housoin the direct range
o. The bullets from each army. Jones
rode forward, took the child on his horse
ana gallopod back with hor to the Con.
ilerate limo. When the Union forces
raw the act thoy ceased firing, and there
vas m impomptu cessation OF hostili.
ne until the child had been carried TO a
POINT Of tety.-Charleston News and
Courier
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-01-18

Chinese gold miners in California
do not talk Mt their work, ~ they
consider it unlucliy and for the same
reason they do not like to bo ad.
dressed by visitors At Rock Springs,
Wyo., the Chinese miners in the coal
mines considered il very unluclSy to
speak before breakfast They would
not move any Of the dishes on tho
breakfast table for fear Of bad luck,
but let the dishes remain whore they
ARE placed. a Chinese man who Wis.
tied thom and passed u night at ono
of their cabins says that when he
commenced to talk in the morning
ON getting up no one answered him,
and 1t was aftorward explained they
We're afraid OF bringing had luck.
The work in these mines is very dan.
Gerous and accidents arc of frequent
occmrence, Philadelphia Ledger
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-01-18

Writers often express surprise that
there should be an orange without
seeds, but this experience is met
with in almost an kinds of fruits.
There is an apple called Mcunechora
Nocorc, 50 named expressly from the
total absence of seeds IN illustra.
ton Of this * in tho Ruttcr pear: il
is extremely rare that seed IS found
in 1t, although they are occasionally
there. The common currant, Zaute
currant of the stores. is simply "A
grape which docs not produce seeds.
a singular feature about these vari.
cites Is that they seem TO increase in
produvtiyUncss by reason of pelfcc,
ton Of the seed Tile Rutter pear is
especially good bearer. there seems
almost rs many pears rs leaves ON
the tree Unfortunately. II allowed
all 10 come 20 perfection. the fruit Is
OF inferior quality, but when prop
erly thiuned ont the flavor IS deli.
cious. Mohnn's Monthly.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-01-18

Arc light carbons frequently pos
scss characteristics Of the diamond.
to which in composition they strong
" approximate. The pieces of un-
burned carbon which are thrown
away are often found 10 contain very
hnrd, sharp ends which win cut
glass, and the mlschievous street
arabs have discovered this fact and
use the pieces for deiaciug windows
and doing other destructive work. go
Electrical Review.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-01-18

Mabcl-Yes. give you my hand
with my heart in it.
Jacl-You cannot do that.
Mabel Why mott
Jack Your hand is too daintily
small to hold such large heart
That made the engagement iIreyo-
,ablo, -Halpors Bazaar.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-01-18
SEARS SUCCEEDS MELODY


The newly elected aud outgoing
u,,mber. Of the Chamber Of Commerce
s,,,ctoty mot on Saturday night TO
dIscuss matters of Interest connected
vim that Institution. II was decided
~ consolidate the Offices OF coiniili nus
" ~ RECONSIDERATION aud secretary
s LIN chsmbrf. Mr.. :. w. 5eafs was
Sor,s a 10 succeed Mr, II. V. Meloy,,
S Sbo has discharged the dulles OF
VIZ '.nys,ary since MIR. +. X. Gillespie
rendered his resignation, Ia August
last. ,,,to,ty,d 4,
procure a large aud handsome Iot. .,'','
Of President Fred. Hiinohi anu "A"e
The SAINT In the chamber. -
Mr' w. G. ~. Allen was elected a
member OF the chamber In recognition
nf hi, valuable services tn the ins'i'u-
lion,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-01-18

They got into an argument about tho
money made by people who earn their
living on lhu stage OF course they diff.
icred; people can't argue satisfactorily
unless they do dillcr But hero &, the
opinion Of a woman who was once on
the stage who was considered popular,
who was clever enough % her work 20
~ applause ana praise, who prc.um-
ably earned more than the average ac.
itcss, and yet who Is content with her
present life;
When | take out the money paid for
gowns which were useless except ON tho
stage when | make allowance for trav.
cling expenses, hotel bills, weeks In
which few performers earn anything.
when | take into account engagements
which could not Tor many reasons be
satisfactory 10 mo; when | foot mp the
SALARIES which sometimes IN my carly
worN, | noyor received, aud when csti.
mate the thousand aud one littl0 cX.
icrse' which were thonu sory, con.
s'dgr that for several years OF my life
earned practically nothing but q living,
and worked very hard, you must un.
demiand. Whsu | got married loft
The stage. Now 1t isn't necessary 70 ten
you what my salary was or what my
husbands salary now Is. but his earn
iags arc less than miuo were. But We
two live much bcttcr on his smaller
salary than alone could live ON my
bigger salary We have pretty home
and all that We need TO be happy, We
save little money too, So | suppose
TINS Is u fair answer "a 10 what one
makes on the stage, There are great
many circumstances to DO considered"
Now York Tribune.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-01-18

Many Of the country residences In Eng
land are now supplied with electric light.
ing machinery and consoqucutlya great
number Of electrical adaptations morcn.
dered possible. Among those is am electric
garden psmp, which Is said to do its work
III a most efficient manner. It Is only
necessary to fX It mp by pond or foun.
tain and attach " suction aud delivery
pipe, and the water IA projected US do.
erred. New York Telegram.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-01-18

Articles Of incorporation Of the salt
lake Kelley Institute have at lastbecn
eteI for record In tho Office Of rerritor-
ial Secretary Sells. The incorporato's
are r. II. Harris, Simon Bamoerger'
Jshn Beck, A. Il. Hyde and j. f.
Woodman, all residents OF this city
The object Of the organization y 70
cure the liquor, tobacco, oplumand KIN
d,sJ habits. The capital stock n
SalO. 900, divided into 10000 shares.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-01-18

Wifo-And 10 you've failed aud lost
everything;
Husband lsadly)-Eyeythmg.
81 don't see why you couldn't hayo
put your property in my name"
81 was afraid you'd mover let mo have
any Of it'-New York Weekly
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-01-18

me steam power Of the world may DO
a -, on, a. equivalent to the strength
81 hODO0OO,00O OF men, which a mora
ilal twice the number OF workmon OK,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-01-18

as th'r boss iny'
"Whuse bossi'
"Yuurn.'
II amt got no boss Ef yo mean the
man what pays me tree dollars week,
&c answer tool questions, he's out, aud
went be in agin IN you're gonep Now
York Truth,
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-01-18

For few cents any person can obtain a
supply to send abroad to friends, and these
silent messengers frequently preach the Cos
pei as effectually as missionaries. Try it by
buying some and mailing to your friends
abroad.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-17
His Attitude Declared

An individual who aspres to the par
ocular seat in the house of representa-
tives which belongs to the Bloody Seventh
was talking to crowd of voters in
neighboring village One OF the party said
to him:
Colonel, I understand you are projecting
for seat in Congress-
The Colonel nodded.
Well, we would lii Q to know how you
stand on the Mills b..l and the Mckinley
bill?
Wall, said the Colonel, amt thought
much about it, but l am inclined to think
the Mills bill ought to be paid first, as it is
the oldest of the two.--Rome Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-17
Quickly Over.

In the old pioneer days of the Green
Mountain State the marriage ceremony
partook of the simplicity which was dis.
tinguishing characteristic Of life in Yer.
mont at that time. A native Of the state
tells a story Of those early days, which his
grandfather used to take great pleasure in
relating:
Elder Brown, much beloved Methodist
minister, was saving wood in his front
dooryard. The day was warm, and the
minister's occupation was naturally heat,
ing in its tendency so Elder Brown was in
his shirt sleeves, just like any unminis.
terial wood sawyer of his parish.
Presently there came riding along the
road and up to the fence tall, lank, un.
calmly country pumpkin on horseback
with fresh faced girl on pillion behind
him, with her arms clasped about his
waist.
AS they came to halt Elder Brown adj
vanced to the fence and rested his arms
comfortably on the top rail.
"You want t. get married, calc'late?'
he said. addressing the smiling pair i'm
partially.
"Ya-as," they replied in unison.
wen, tHen, proceeded Elder brown,
James, will you take this woman for
your wife?"
"Ya-as," replied the grinning bride
groom.
"And you, Hetty, will you take this man
for your husband"
"Ya as" replied the bride, with unfal-
tering promptness.
"All right, then" remarked the minis.
ter, reaching out his right arm and be-
slowing a parting handshake on each of the
newly married pair, "you can ride onp'
And they rode on, as happy as if the
ceremony had been much more elaborate,
while the elder returned to his wood saw.
ing.-Youth's Companion.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-17

Hunt up half hundred forceful and
inclsiye sdectives, suitable for description
Of sublime and inspiring scenery; then
take trip to the Grand Canon Of the
Colorado, and you will throw them aside
as being inadequate.
The worlds greatest wonder is the
Grand Canon OF the Colorado river, in
Arizona. Yellowstone Park and Tose-
mite take second place; Niagara Falls is
dIarfted, and the Adirondacks seem like
mere hills, compared with the stupcndous
chasms and heights OF the Grand Canon.
This hitherto inaccessible region has
Just been opened for tourists by stage line
from Flagstaff, a. T., on the trans'conti-
mental highway Of the A., T. K $. f. Il.
r. The round trip can be made comfort
ably, quickly, and at reasonable expense.
Nearest agent OF Santa Fee route will
quote excursion rates, on application. An
illustrated pamphlet is in preparation,
fully describing the many beauties and
wonders of the Grand Canon. Write to
q. T. Nicholson, q. 7. & +. A., A., T. 4
S. F h. R., Topeka, kas., or j j.
Byrne, Asst. Pass. Traffic Mgr, Chicago,
for free copy, which will be mailed when
ready for distribution.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-17
Legal Notice.

In the Matter of the District Court, San
Voluntary Assign ia Fe County, Ter
ment of William ritory of New
A. Mckenzie, for Mexico. No. 3l42.
the Benefit of his
Creditors.
To Whom it May Concern:
Notice is hereby given, pursuant TO the
statutes in such case made and provided,
that L, the undersigned, Charles A. Spiess,
assignee herein, do hereby appoint Tues
day, the 18Th day of September, A, D.
1892, as the day, and at the law Offices Of
my attorney, George W. Knaebel, esq,
in the Griffin block, on the northeast
corner of Washington and Palace avenues,
in the city and county of Santa Fe, terri
tory of New Mexico, as the place, when
and where will proceed publicly to adj
Just and allow demands against the estate
and effects OF the above named William
A. Mckenzie, assignor herein and that l
will attend in person, at such time and
place for such purpose and remain in at.
tendance at said place on said day, and
during two consecutive days thereafter,
and shall commence the adjustment and
allowance of demands against the said
estate and effects and the trust fund here
In, at 8 O'Clock a. m. snd continue the
same until O'Clock p. nj. of each OF said
three days. CHARLES A. SPTEss,
Assignee, Etc.
Dated, Santa Fe, N. NJ, July 70, A. D.
1892
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-17
SAID In Fun.

A barrster observed to a learned brother
in court that he thought his whiskers very
unprofessional. You are right" replied
his friend; "a lawyer cannot be too bare
faced "-Tit-Bits
He "a seaside acquaintance)--1 leave to-
morrow, Miss Summergirl. leave on the
$40 express, which will bear me away
from here and you at the rate OF forty
miles an hour. Just think Of that! She
Forty miles an hour! How nice!-Harper' $
Bazaar.
Wife-John, The Morning Daily states
that you got into disgraceful fight at
your club last night. Who did you fight
with? Husband-I am sure do not know,
dear. haven't even seen The Daily yet.
Club.
what has become of the big man who
used to beat the bass drum" asked the
private of the drum major. "He left us
about three months ago." Good drum
mer, too wasn't he?" eyes, very good;
but he got so fat that when he marched
he couldn't hit the drum in the middle."-
Tit-Bits.
Briggs-I hear you are living down on
the New Jersey coast. Is it cool down
there? Griggs-Cooll I should say So.
Why the mosquitoes all have to wear buff
falo robes.-Cloak Review.
Tommy-Pa, may ask you question:
Pa-Certainly, my child. Tommy Well,
where is the wind when it doesn't blow
Texas Siftings.
''There goes little Mr.. Sissy" she said
as they strolled down Charles street.
Isn't he effeminate in his dress?" "Do
you think SOP" replied her friend. "Yes,
indeed. Why, he wears suspenders, high
collars and sashes just like real woman"
Baltimore News.
Winks-Minks has been aging very rap
idly during the past few months. links
Yes; he must be building house. Tit.
Bits.
II am innocent, your honor. Heaven is
my Witness" II am sorry" returned the
sympathetic justice; "your witness is be-
You'd the jurisdiction of the court. Five
years. "-Harper's Bazaar.
Mother-Mary, go up in the attic and
get that photograph of Mrs. Crimson and
put it in that new frame ON the piano
Mary-Why, mother, what do you want to
put that homely old thing in there for?
Mother-She is coming to visit us tomor-
row.-Rochester Democrat Chronicle.
Don't you know better than to put
your arm around a lady's waist?" she cried
Indignantly. II know few things BETTER"
he said.-Boston Post.
Smith with effusion)-Halloo Brown, is
that you? l heard you were drowned
Brown with sadness)-No, it was my
brother. Smith OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES a
pity!-Tit-Bits.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-17
Notice for Publication.
Homestead No. 2S45.l

LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, n. NJ.
Aug. Is, 1925
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing named settler has filed notice OF his
intention to make final proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof Will be
made before the register and receiver at
Santa Fe, N. NJ, on Sept. 20, 1892, viz ::
Feliciano Lobato for the " sec, H.,
tp. 4nr 10
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon and
cultivation of, said land, VIZ:
Jose l.. Madrid, Santiago Madrid, Ma
tias Sandoval, Severo Montoya, Lamy,
N. M.
Any person who desires to protest
against the allowance of such proof, or
who knows of any substantial reason,
under the law and the regulations of the
interior department, why such proof
should not be allowed, will be given an
opportunity at the above mentioned time
and place to cross examine the Witnesses
of said claimant, and to other evidence in
rebuttal of that submitted by claimant.
A. L. MORRISON,
ResGtcr.