New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-01-04
THE TALK or THE DAY

"The human chrysant1emum" Is one OF the pet
names which the worshlppcrs Of Paderewsky have
given TO tho great artist II Is supposed 10 Dc sus
gested by the prouson and rich color OF his ha'r'
"wllat holiday are You keeping today, Maryis
swell, | don't rightly know. yer Reverence ouT y
believe the Blessed o v. Is in resnd for long word:
Of nj. kind yG TcmnsS Sda.: an Ilh e
nn md ndad. why shouldn't she. whin kagss her Ire
on ally bMster (aabaser'' An Irish railway pof.cs
who had recently been greatly tea,eH "a. win =. 90 ~ the
d She complained OF his language to the ssat'9n o..
maste who required him mi, to apo apelV Sia,n wea %
Main. we're the Iadv told to Q, tho d: WELL thin.
ye Needn't so.'~CPal Man Gazette.
"The Lewiston. Me. Journal" tells this story about
q somewhat ltente Maine woman VINO mas Ius'
returned bone after visit to NewYork: "Oh.' she
said to friend 4" had such perfectly lovely time.
everything was so convened, you know. We stopped
in house where rode up to our room In re-
frlgclator, and always had my washing done mt the
foundry right there In the house. IL was awii nice.
Then thcr. warnt no and clutter in the rooms
There was one Of these legislators right In the noor
and the heat poured right IN through
How did 1t happen that you came back so quickly y
Oh WELL you see, Sary didn't have no appetite.
had the hardest work to get her anything that she
could realize. Honestly. when / got her home she
was almost an intividual.'
Perhaps 1t was this woman's husband who said
that "Iien Peters got killed this morning. and ther
Corner hes just gone out to hold insect on him.
Fame.-ln the beginning Mr. Theophus L. Globster
made a present OF 80 worth OF toys to the orphan
And "The Daily Buglc' credited the kind deed to
And The Evening Radia orr gave honor to Thomas
Gloster
Ard THE semi Weekly Eaglet7 gave great prnise
10 our esteemed fellcw-cltizen. Mr.. T. G.. Lobster
i came 10 pass that Mr. Gloister read The Busls;'
critics had been taken with his hitherto untarnshed
name. am -
And in his righteous wrath and modification he
sought the lIusoy consolation Of tue bowl. and waxed
uprF2Is and helIcSin nn T." laws mi1ons . wers
And "The Pugle' The Evening Radiator" and
even Tho miWeeltly Eaglet,' announced with
" Thcorhilrs l.. Globstcr, drunk ard disorderiy,
$40 5.7-(1ndianapolis Journal
People invoke the Inv for everything nowadays.
A Minneapolis has asked u court 10 prevent
bold bad man from making love 10 his the plaintiffs.
sister.
At Fortune Teller's." sir the charge will be hall
n crown, II am 10 tell you everything
Here Is tho money. Now. rs u guarantee for the
future. ten mo little Of my pat history g., o.
!ock ;"
81 never WIS married."
'Yoa have md fal,e fr'erdS'7
".in my friends have remained true Ia this dnv.'
4" may be mistaken. You have travelled far ana
81 have never been any further thnn the next
Wing
Come let me see you hand. shall he able To
read moro clearly. Now have IT, You have lost
money recently? ~
Just now.N-tJoyeux Passetemps
r. u. Noble. Of Rich!bucto. New Brunswick Canada
believe, IN combining religion and business. lie Is
lobster Gamer and the cans he anxes a label which
IS unique IN rs wa IN connection With a picture
OF lobster are the words 'TiOd is Love. Selected
Crown prand.7 Around a picture OF the lion and
.srf.1
am thy shield and exceeding great reward Trade
mark. Il. b. Noble Around the picture Of some
medals the words " Come and take the water N
life freely Fresh Lobster. r.. u. Noble was awarded
six medals all competitors And In another
place the words: To many received Him, TO
them gave lie power to become the sons Of God.
am the way the truth and the light. II. B. Noble
None genuine without this stamp on the cover. Be
lievest thou God Partakers of the divine nature'
puts any money In the basket.
There ere sin too many people who enjoy seeing
tin pan tied to the tall Of some other mans dog.
IT IS doubtful whether the Lord ever made man
who could I've a church sexton aud please the whole
The religion that proposes to sell oyster soup BY the
dish whenever the church wants money not the kind
The conGrc CATION that will paw its pastor well for
telling them the truth about themselves Is one thst
angels.-(Rams Horn.
The holiday number Of The Boots and shoes
Weekly OF this city is full Of good things that will
deeply interest every boot and shoe dealer while its
comely typography will arrest the attention OF all
who see IL. IL mey be remarked in passing that
tn. better class OF trade journals rapidly becoming
notable for the artistic beauty Of their makeup. In
fnct some Of them are running the great monthles q
close race in this respect
A Cautious Child Do you love your mother,
Johnnylr
dasen't. She's already got TELLER six tot Mgh.'
-(Indana pois journal.
Is IT BLINDNESS OR CUSSEDNESS'f