St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-04-23
SUNRISE SIGNALS.

The Preston Times suggests that Gov.
Merriam 'aspires 10 become the Ne and
Nike Of the Republican party OF Minise-
sofa - There are number of o.ner papers
scattered throughout the state which lean
strongly 10 the Idea that he msy, peradven-
ture, become the Dennis"
So soon az Charles Mitchell, alleged pugil
Isl touched the shores OF Mellow Old Eng
land he opened his mouth and beIehed
forth defiance against any one In the United
states. Il has long been q matter OF public
notorie,y that Mitchell does his best sluggng
work -shree thousand miles away
We have /, on the word Of Milton NObles
that there are 500 actors who never vote De
cause election day finds them on the road
away from home To these 500 hespian
wanderers can be added fully 10000 com
merc!al tourists whose business. especially III
the spring and fall months when elections
are most rampant keeps them away from
their home polling booths. II Is III the farm
ing districts that the greatest regularity ia
voting is found. he agricultural vote in
this country IS the true balance Of power.
As that goes, 50 goes the Juion.
DR.. Kelley was once a tramp painter. The
majority Of his patients have done some
thing in the red paint way themselves.
Cape May summer resort. Suicide a
dernier resort However, the TWO are not
synonymous.
A speak easy is hollow moekery TO a
dumb man
Col Conger talks glibly Of a tin plate fac
tory in Indiana that Will eventually" EN-
ploy 800 mem II has loug been noticed
that the refrain OF the un-plaIe liar is in
yariably I'm the Sweet By-and BY.
Hired Man On variety theaGcr with apple
on his head Are you ali ready 70 shoot:
Alleged Phenomenal Marksman-Yep.
Hired Maxwell all have 20 say IS for
the sake-of -of-your valuable reputation
please Try and hit-ihe-apple instead Of ny
head
The Grant monument fund grows glo-
riously.-New York Press
SO, by the way, does a century plant.
New YORK pastor saws that the Christian
community should get close 10 the police. Il
is generally understood that Dr. rarkhurst
kept pretty close to the cOppers who assisted
him in taking IN the town"
II is with certain degree OF indignation
that we gieHn the facts connected with the
fning OF Minnesota editor 81 for falling 10
provide sufficient oats ana hay Tor his horse.
II is al once evident that this editor is not
veteran Of the cavalry corps. We're he vet
eran, he would. undoubtedly; have been per
feetly familiar with the words accom- auyins
the old bugie iced call"
Go forth to the stable all you who are able
And water your horses aud give them some
hay
We say. had this Minnesota editor been
familiar with these lines, they would have
been 50 iugrained on mind and conscience
that he could never have neglected the most
humble equine in his care From this how
ever. none should draw the conclusion that a
military experience is absolutely necessary to
d proper regard for humauiIarianlsm The
moral lies III an altogether different direc-
ton. IL is this: " hel an editor has ac-
quired money enough 20 buy ful-growu
horse, let him treat him well. for the chances
are he will never have another
In his composite dollar made up of min.
erals, cereals. boAuical specimens, old
bones Junk. hayseed an pumpkins. Senator
KYLE. strangely enough omit- whisky. Is
this in Difference TO The well-known radical
opinions of Mrs. Bones?
In defending the st. Paul Republicans dur
Ing the pending campaign on the stump, NJ.
d. Mum viii be afforded an excellent op-
portuniy TO increase his reputation as a
criminal lawyer.
III its blatant resolutions" the Re
publican convention of 81. Paul submitted a
manuscript rhai will be returned by the peo-
pie OH May aud marked rejected
Says a Pittsburg paper: ~ female physi-
clan. DR.. Bissell presumably our Dr. Bissell.
of st. Paul., points ont the fact that. as
tennis is one-armed sport IL has tendency
to produce a one-sided development Yet
she approves of cricket" While tennis is,
rs shown by the eminent professional lady.
n one-armed, one-sided sport, yet it is not
more so than bowling Nearly oil bowlers
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