Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1892-12-08

iuuCH.
THE bars of music are found In
music halls -Picayune.
A NIGHT lark is followed by the
morning swallow. - Boston Trans
cript.
WE expect the fellow with plenty
of sand to get his deserts.
Gazette.
THE man who is riddled with bull
lets generally gives it up. -Philadei-
phia Record.
! WHEN a barber talks too much his
stories are generally illustrated with
cuts.-Texas Siftings.
TINE is nothing to country cor
net band at political demonstration.
Los Angeles Express
WHEN a disease is we'll seated 1t
becomes standing menace against
health. Boston Courier.
JAesoN says some fellows never
seem to have gained ground till they
are buried. -Elmira Gazette.
"HE is an artist by profession.
At know that; but what is he by oc-
cupation?"- Washington Star.
"WAs the temperance orator anus
ing?" "Yes, he had good deal or
dry wit. "-Philadelphia Record.
A MAN who is In society and who
wants to keep in must be continually
going out. -Yonkers Statesman.
WHEN there is nothing in mans
scheme it makes no difference wheth-
er or not the bottom drops out
Picayune.
STANDING on ones dignity is as
} uncertain a way to get along in this
world as walking on stllts.-Atchi-
son Globe.
JAesoN says the only thing in his
house that doesn't seem to collect
dust is his boys savings bank. Ell
mira Gazette.
GAY-"The Widow Weed wears
very heavy mourning" Day-@Yes;
but she doesn't feel as black as she Is
dressed. Puck.
y HAIR DREssER-"What shade viii
: madam have re hair dyed zis time?"
Mrs Taddles lin a whisper)-"keep
: it dark. "-Tid-Bits
t A JUDGE should be careful in max
t ing promises. 1t is his business to
{ commit Others and not himself
q Yonkers Statesman.
!. THERE are some men who can't
4 take home a beefsteak without be-
r lieving they are taking their wives
:, sent.-Atchison Globe.
You may speak as you will of pedi-
gree generally, but in the sleeping-car
u It's mans berth which raises him
L above his fellows. -Siftings.
TROUBLE and kin and cats are
@ about the only thing man can have
o that other people don't try to get
: away from him.-Atchison Globe.
II The telephone is said to have been
, known in India for thousands OF
II years. Yet there has been very little
). talk over it.-Rochester Democrat.
U A WOMAN may not acknowledge 1T,
g but in wearing shoe one size toe
g small for her she realizes that she has
i "put her foot in it."-BostOn Courier.
IT is all right for Nancy Hanks tc
:, have a record, but good many poll
: ticians this fall are finding that to bt
e the worst thing they have to contend
!. with.
n FoGG says he should like to see 9
c. man who, loving his neighbor as him
lie self, is as considerate of his neighbor'!
E. dogs as of his own hens. -BostoI
ID Transcript.
IS LADY friend Ito Mrs. Newlywed)-
n Well, how do you like your fiat
r, Mrs. Newlywed-Whichd do you mear
a. the one married or the one liy'
Is in?-Tit-
a. PROF. SWIFT, of the Warner Uni
70 versity, says there are six comets
y now visible in the heavens-a regular
posse comet at us, as it were.-Phila
70 delphia Ledger.
r, MASIMA-"Wcll, did you tell Coz
ID how naughty you have been?" Lii
1T mo, was ashamed. i thought !
ne had better not get out Of the family.
es Brooklyn Life.
s WIFE-"Don't you think this bon
he net makes my face look rather short?
&c Husband-"No; but it makes m.
IN pocket-book look like perfect dwarf.
al Chicago Inter Ocean.
A NEW 1CRk paper gives away
oe bound book with every copy OF 1t
u Sunday paper. The acme of liberality
y however, will not be attained unit
70 book publishers give away anewspape
oc with each cheap novel.
.. "CAN you suggest an inscription u
~ go over the gates of the new GENE
tery?" the president asked the editor
=, ~Let me see, replied the editor, "ho,
ho would this do. We have come Z
90 stay Lake City Times.
lg Nor A FOREIGNER Mrs. Schuyle
in vant-"My son is a regular Bohem
ed IAN" Mrs Harlem Phlats-"Oh
he pshaw, now, don't be putin on
or You know he was born right here II
is New York. Chicago News Record
n MISSION TEACHER. did CO
p lumbus do2" Gotham Waif'a-W'y
us der" Mission Teacher-"Why don
II. YOU say the instead OF der?
It's Gotham Waif-(with dignity"
yer amt no Anglermanlac." = Goo
ne News.
&C. COAL dealers will please take MOTTO
that the wild geese are very dell
crate about their southern tril
at which is interpreted to mean war;
'oO xyirtor avarv tima Nature ma