Evening capital., 1892-02-25
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IhE EDITOR or THAT I eAe>US PAPER
HAS SOMETHING TO SAY.

He Narrowly Escapes Death RWt Gsts
Even on Delinquent subscriber A.
Mayor Tie VIII Room the iowa, Like
wise the kicker az Legal Rates.
Poor SHOOTING. As we were coming
across the sand lots the other evening.
after spending couple Of very agree
able hours at the aGobe residence of the
Widow jackson, some would be assassin
who was in hiding fired six bullets at us
from a revolver We think IL was Tom
Bigelow We think So because Tom has
shot AZ everybody in this town aud never
hit any one. He didn't hit us Being
armed only with bowie knife. we lit
out as soon as the shooting begun, and
the last bullet went 10 feet above our
head.
We did think Of hunting Tom up yes
terday and splitting his ear with a bullet
as great moral lesson, but on second
thought we concluded not 20 waste the
time, He'll keep on blazing away
around this town until somebody gets
vexed at the noise and then he'll sud
denly 60 hence. We don't want his
funeral expenses ON our hands.
HE'S SUBSCRIBER. Last week, as
noticed by our contemporary in a double
loaded article with three scare heads ON
it, Jim Renshaw, who owns the cactus
ranch out ON the Tucson road, refused to
take his copy of the Kicker out OF the
postotiice. Jim not only owed us $l,60
on subscription, but refused his paper 20
hurt our feelings. He's been sore o. us
ever since we refused 10 lenS .an our
white shirt-the only ..o IN town to go
on drunk in.
We want TO show an accommodating
spirit toward all, and we have the name
of being a good fellow, but we want 10
say right here and now that we beliye
common wool shirt is plenty good enough
for any man in this town 10 get drunk in.
If IL isn't he'd better stay sober.
When we saw Jim's little game we
mounted our mule and rode over 10 in
terview him He was expecting us One
bullet went through our hat and another
raked our mule, but after that Jim lay
down and we dug the bullet out of his
shoulder aud helped him into his dugout
He not only paid us all all arrears in spot
cash, but dollar on advance subscrip-
tion, and as soon as able 10 move about
he will personally canvass for subscrib-
ers.
WE SHALL GET THERE Last Friday
evening we were nominated for mayor
on the Democratic ticket by accamation,
and this is equivalent to an election. We
don't deny that we sought the nomina-
ton. We have had our eye on il for
year past. We shall also do our leyei
best to snow our opponent under. We
have been moved 10 this course by de.
sire to see the town well governed and
because we believe the mayor should be
the representative man of the town. We
are that man. There's no use in filling
aud backing and talking about modesty
and self conceit and all that We lead
this town. We know more than any 90
men in it rolled together. We shall make
the best mayor the town has ever had.
and we shall see that all the city printing
is given TO the Kicker at legal rates.
DowNED AGAIN. the new al
ministration came in we wanted 90 be
postmaster. We were eminently fitted
for the place. Instead of giving IL b us
Mr.. Wanamaker appointed a creature
who goes by the name Of Hank Scott A
more unfit man could not have be "a
found in Arizona. Hank knew how We
felt, and he set out to make 10 pleasant
for us. Inside of two weeks he knitted
US in the leg and we shot him ia the
shoulder. Since then Hank and us have
had shooting bee at least once amonth,
and on two occasions we left him fOr
dead He's as slow on the shoot as he Is
in sorting the mail
Saturday afternoon we entered the
postoffice with the complaints Of 81 sub
scribers, who had failed to get last
weeks paper. Hank had no doubt taken
them home to put under carpet, which
his extravagant wife has lately gOl from
Denver Hank was watching for us
with his head at the general delivery
window, and we have the testimony Of
half dozen gentlemen that he began
shooting first We wanted to argue but
he kept pulling trigger and knocking the
buttons off our new fall suit, and We
finally had TO wing him in self defense.
He isn't badly hurt and will be as good
as new a month hence.
While we did banker to be postmaster,
and while we do honestly believe that
Hank Scott doesn't know enough 20
string dried apples, we don't like these
incidents. They detract from a mans
dignity and help give our town a hard
name. We hope Hank win change his
tactics after he gets around again. THIS
is the third or fourth time we've had to
pump lead into him, and we don't like 20
do 1t. 1t gives outsiders the idea that we
are street brawlef instead of quiet.
peaceful editor, with the best interests Of
the country at heart-New York World
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