Mower County transcript., 1892-11-09


there went be any poor folks that won i
have sl,iy a good Thanks sg,yin dinner, I'm
sgoin' igslsl totake IL al 1 can squeeze into
our kitchen for dinner.
at) me OF the boy I was talkin', with the
other o day aaidiI was a 1lloshefer because
4 said what { did about lection and what.
would ''1 foller it, told him just this
TINT 4 Was Is goin' to live right here no
matter I which WaY tho lection went. II
e .iain't goin BE any worse of than the
rest Il the people decide in ]. favor of
wildcat money Z IL goin' to stick to
Shaw s bank and not take any money
but gold and { we git low wages and
lower prices for wool and dscalamity cause
the Denls cit control and those ignora-3
moses monkey with the tariff and lei
sJphn Bull take the markits Of this
country and we fellers have to shut up
5shop, ain't worse off than the rest of
'enl. en- So long as git my pension and
my share off tho old farm, I guess | can
stand itas Well5as the rest Of 'em. My.
farm amt mortgaged and my old COW
keeps Us IN butter a good share of the
.y1esarand .y1sar II the price on sugar and all
.sich goes up agin, I amt pincled worse
than the rest. But | tell you i don't
like to see the cider all run out of the
barrel md cit wasted after all the pickin'
up the apples and glttin 'em through
The mill and we al ready 10 use it. That
$ain' the WayI was raised.
d
lWonder1f any of NY brother farmers
run onto that reason the Kansas. man
give for desertln' the Alliance movement,
the way il is run by Donnelly aud his
tribe. That Kansas man says he don't
9 like Ike the Alliance party because il is run
by lawyers without clients, by doctors
without Wslthto,n patients, by preachers without
@pnlpifs. by women without husbands,
by farmers without farms, by financlers
without finance, by educators without
education, and BY statesman without a
job. That's about my mind too.
wish Sam Harrison would give us his
sorinion on this list Of reasons.
! hope lection day will be a pleasant
one. IF it amt, then it is goln hard
with the Republicans. I have to write
this Saturday or the printer wort take
1T and it looks all right now. I hope
there won't be no blizzard or rain .or
snow or mud Ii there amt; then Re
spublicans will probably turn out all
hands. If there is, lots of 'em will
probably stay at home. The Dems will
al git out anyhow I hope all hands
will turn out to help the grand old party
that put down the rebels with Farmer
Ben's help and has Civ us all the good
laws eve got. must ask Blockhead
Wayne agin about that rainy shower
that broke up Napoleon's schemes at
Waterloo. Hard weather lection day
will be a bonanze to the Dems.
/ hereby give notice that my Office be-
hind the bill board is closed up until
further notice. With my rumatics, I
cant git up to town regular any more.
Ifthis column gifts left out all of 1t from
now on it won't be strange. I Iain't goln'
to distract my mind all this livelong
cold winter for nobody, not if l was to
git twenty. five cents a line. ! got in my
fuel and my squashes and pertaters and
cabbages and don't have to write for
these papers for my comfort, Anybody
can have nv hat that wants it. but there
amt no idees left in it. I got 'em all out.
Tn just goin to take it easy, me and the
old woman, this winter, no matter who's 8
'lected and no matter what sugar costs.
My paper says that big strike in the
cotton manufacturin' districts of
England commenced Saturday and $500
employees already are idle. One Of the
big London papers says that the heavy
tariffs on cotton goods abroad are at the
bottom of the difficulty and if Mr. Har.
rlsoh is lected, there is no chance for a
better openin' in the United States.
With all the European markets practi-
cally closed against the British market,
the outlook is not rosy. You just bet
that way. The Dems must comfort 'em
in their calamity After lection they
can all weep together.
Well! I thougt I'd got done but when
! got up TO town the editors said .
pretty young lady had left some tickets
for course Of lectures and I must come
round and see about it. I juat catch
right on to this lecture business. It'll
just what j always told our gal Sarah te
stay away from circuses and shows anG
60 to lectures and meetin's, That man tina
explained things 90 plain in his lectures
last spring is comm agin and is goin' t
lecture in the Baptist church, I'm ,
goin' and I'm goin' to buy . season
ticket for my gal Sarah too It's only