St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-02-25
SUNRISE SIGNALS.

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author of Tariff Pictures" published in the
columns of the Republican press, Joe is at
present giving his undivided attention to
| Montana meteors. Eli Perkins Is the man
who is working the Tariff Picture" racket
Which OF the two is the bigger liar? Well.
we are not supposed to Ia fly either one Of
them just now.
| The testing of E. NJ Fields sanity may re-
veal II 90 per cent proof.
The proverbal lively interlude between
the monkey and parrot was Quaker meet
ing compared to the st. Louis national IN
dustrial conference. ~
New York's local factions may war to their,
hearts content, but they do say that the pile
OF sawed wood in the rear OF the White
house has materially increased during the
last two weeks ~
Baine's letter appears to have turned Joe
Manly into petrified wallfiower. gG
Judge Wheeler, of the United States circuit
court, recently decided that corsets weret
Clothes" and now his colleague, judge
Wallace, comes to the front with similar
opinion concerning carriers. BY the time the
locus standi or feminine apparel is judicialiy
disposed olive shall know just where we are
but not till then.
The raison d'e:re of B. Harrisons friend
ship for Andrew Carnegie is easily given
Carnegie was not born in this country, andis
therefore a presidential impossibility. An
other hot Scotch, please.
During their recent visit to Chicago not
single one of the congressman was caught by
the she'll game
To DR.. Kelley: What antidote is your
Justly celebrated corps of hvpodermlc ex-
perts using for mugwumpery this season.
David b. Hill
Ann Arbor students express disappoint-
ment because Mr.. Cleveland talked too much
sentiment and too little politics. But it was
not Growers day to talk politics. Senator
Hill had a corner on politics at that time,
down in Albany. and there was not enough
left for Grover to make showing
The epidermis of Tom Reeds presidential
boom could hardly be cut by the most power
full acid known to the science of chemistry.
The old spotted sun came out yesterday
afternoon looking decidedly rocky and
shame faced over his mysterious three days
absence.
explain away.
Senator Sherman will build mansion I'm
Washington to cost 100000 1t should have
a memorial window with the motto 81 am
here to STAY"
Kate Field INQUIRIES: "What would be-
come of France without her women?" She
would lose all other realism-as depicted by
lola.
The Prince of Wales can now point signif-
cantly to the fact that Mrs. Deacon, whose
lover was shot in her bedroom at Cannes -by
the wronged husband, some years ago de-
clined to be presented to him upon the
ground that such presentation would injure
her reputation.
Stranger Ito pin boy at Foley's alley)-Is
not your business rather dangerous to life
and limbs 81
Pin Boy-Oh, no, sir. I always get in among
the pins when the newspaper men bowl.
A New York paper is raising a fund for a
monument to Sailor Riggin, killed by the
| mob at Valparaiso. This amount. however,
will not be credited to the CHILEAN indemnity
| of S1,5O0,OG0. -i4e- =,
Rumors of Minister Whitelaw Reid's resig-
nation continue to fan the circumambieny,
| air on this side of the Atlantic. Should they
| prove true, it is hoped that Jacques Gordong
| Bennett will soon follow him to the United
States and be naturalized. s;d - -
| Col. Catarino CARA was once the obscure
| editor of all obscure Mexican weekly. AS g.
| bloodthirsty bandit Col. CARA continues to
remain obscure.
| Now that the government has closed con-
| tract with DR.. Keelev for his services at SOL
| diers homes we may look for an early spring
congressional investigation and whitewash.
Mme Bernhard was so incensed at st.
| Louis hotels for the refusal of their proprie-
tors to turn them into winter anarters for
| her menagerie that she swore she would
never make another farewell tour of America.
New York authorities recently Jailed cti-
| zen of that town for pretending he was dead,
| and, it is rumored, are now looking for
Philadelphia man who pretends that he is
| alive.
| 1t is confidently believed that even the
| ghost of Samson could shake down the Chi
cago postoffice.
Senator Stanford, who is selling off his
blooded colts at fancy prices probably be-
lieves that money makes the presidential