New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-06-15
THE TALK or THE DiY.

"cOnunGrum sociable' Is a new Western idea.
Besides being amusing. It Is claimed that the com
pound conundr,ms proposed stimulate the memory.
A. m Illustration The Detroit Free Prcc- gives
o. follows why Is heaven like baby Because
heaven l. home, home is where the heart Is where
the heart Is. is the chest chest Is u box, box Is
a small tree small tree Is bush, bush Is a
growing plsnt n growing plant Is beautiful thing a
beautiful thing Is the primrose, the primrose is a
pronounced ycllcr and pronounced yeler is baby
what have YOU named your baby. Rastus.
"sam P0 Tenn Johnson. sab
What 10 the Pro Tenn for -
40 show that the name Il only temporary, sah
We Kind o thought sam might Hike 70 choose his own
name when he growed up. slh. nut the Pro Ten
IN as warning To de public '-diarnrs Bazar.
A local paper OF burlington. n. C., says MAI Of
that town has dog and a calf tha. have formed
strange attachment Lately the dog has bcen given
bread II diet. and he get, his ration he
hunts up the calf and gives 1t the bread, which TIE
cali eats and seems to relish When the cali Is fed
the dog receives a share OF the meal or bran. The
only EXPLANATION for this attachment is that they
have been kept IN the same stall 70. time.
June rainbow ROBBED and fresh as dawn. comes To us
Her fruit Is tho cherry trees, aud rpenng the
The zephyr and the rplIns stream are singing, full
In tune.
The summers praises DER aud DER. and opening OF
June.
The NAPLES now are In full dr,ss-a livery Of green
The aldcrs proudly ned TO see their imagc In III,
strcum.
The robin thls the legends o'cr he learned beyond
The bobollnk with rcless note Joins In the melody
Dame Nature. the old downger shows n smiling
Her robe with dsnd,llons ecmd. she wears with
And prairie roses climb tho bars aud blow on wall
and heath.
And heii'iropo aud fragrant pink unite to bind
wreath.
Young hcfcrs tip the mllkcans DER and romp upon
Aud piercs call the tsrm-lad up just the Peep o.
And puicts the garden walks, and I'LL with
oh! What ia; brolcrs, bye ana bycshoo shoe there
what a SIN
Tho frogs, those knights Of evening song nightly
| have no doubt they sing to sleep the taipoles
And cen. | fancy meath such strains the happy
Da,c with pride what they'll do. when they are
Tho 81. Louis Republic says an old darhcy called
at the local Kelley Institute the other day You are
not drnnbard. are you uncel7 asked the Doctor In
some surprise, scanning the uny-lookng old fellow
- No. sab. ! nebber looked no mo- ole Kentuck than |
would make feel good but Use tired Of being po'
so long. an thought mabbc yo'd give an old man
few of dem gold shots. I'd feel richer an den
lowering his vcice) Use going to be deacon OBJ DO |
church. an wants TO get rid OF as yer chicken habit
City Mamma" Did you have a nice time in the |
park ," City Boy" les'm." what dld you do!, |
Oh lots OF thinss-run tn walks an made faces
II tn piece man, an dodgei the horses an fired |
stones at the 'kcepoh tn grass signs, an every. |
Ming. r-Good News.
The mira musical young women OF Boston al.
ways speak OF "VahsEer7 sleeping cars.
Il went TO the play last night said Farmo. BE.
gosh " an | tell We II was mighty nnc. One Of
the fellcrs vas a farmers Alliance man.
How did you Know, Slas :" said his wife.
4" Because he KEEP hocrin' every oncct In q
while, What, hoe without there v'twashngton star.
Last sunday says "Thc Chicago Journal" "was
ho first warm. sunny and oil around lovely day that
htngo has seen for several months and three persons
n tie city selected II for the purpose OF taxing their
'wn lives. 1T Is ccrtaln.r adds "Thc Journal,
that there arc generally suicides In June than
nrne any other month OF the year. and few OF them
ire committed on niny what are known us dark
nd unpleasant days.
\ Young spendthrift. -A.-Why have you thrashed
Tour numerically , |
Icasant.Because he dreamed last niaht he won 500
marks In the lottery. and than went ami spent every
ont VI II on BICYCLE lFheeende Blatter.