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The weekly tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1891-1894, 1892-12-23

st"oy it by a system of robbery that
Nr".al forever keep the national treasury
e ~. But the old soldier is as loyal
t.. as in 1861, and as solicitous for ma
tlonal prosperity. They are also aware
that the national wealth is in
creasing faster than the payment Of
money in pensions. besides, they know
the money paid to pensioners is not lost
or wasted, for it goes into circulation IN
every town and hamlet in the nation.
and every merchant and traGcsman re.
cclvcs it at the hands Of the old pension.
cr for subsistence. A very respectable
sum is this SlGJ,OOO,OOO to be n This way
kept in circulation. As money can in no
other way. IL the cry for more money
IN circulation is well founded, then the
paying of large sums for pensions is
what should tie done. as il TO that extent
supplies that demand, and every little
helps 20 We are told.
That pension legislation has zone far
enough to fully honor the nations
pledges TO the soldier. is. ] believe. the
Judgment of the soldiers as a class. That
the government cannot now honorably
change its policy on the pension qucs.
ton is obvious. That the amount in
volved will 500 begin to decrease is also
Dyiou TO the thinking man.
The writer would counsel those whose
hearts are sore because the old soldiers
are receiving a pittance out of the public
FUNDS in return for services rendered.
that they possess Il cir souls in patience.
tor 1t is not for long that this business
WI! go on. All too soon, there will not
tie enough old soldiers left for decorative
purposes on Fourth Of July and other
pubIlc occasions. only their graves
will be left to you.
The weekly tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1891-1894, 1892-12-23
Hi' ~ oar FROM NIIuhEC
a shipment from the Hpn;on t.rpuu of
More than Ordinary Interest,

a shipment from the Hpnton t.roun of
More than Ordinary Interest.
Two carloads Of ore from thc ~I,rn,on
Group OF mines at Neihart were brought
down IN Tuesday by David l.. :. Bar.
!ier. superintendent Of the propcrty. and
sold yesterday 10 the United Smelling
ana krlinlrg company here. One car
contained nineteen tons of iirst.cIaes ore.
running about 500 in silver to the ton.
and fifteen per cent lead. The other car
carried twcnty-onc and a half tons Of
sccond-ciass, which averaged $3.50 in sill
yer, and like the higher grade rorj, car.
ries about 50 in gold to the ton.
This wonderful group Of mines be.
longs to a company with the formidable
name Of Montana Gold. Silver. plati-
mum anu Iellurlum company. and is a
lair sample OF what may be expected of
the Nelhaft district when il is fairly
developed. This ore is from the stones
OF tunnel No. |, and two other tunnels
are now being run. No. > runs 100 feet
IN ore, and the explorations thus far
'''' ~" nut nv "t DOillhS bNlrnu
over LOO feet north and south. The
company owns claims ~aggrcgating GOO
feet on the main vein. and Mr.. Barker
gives II as his belief that the ore bodies
extend sore distance beyond these inn.
It's prohably at both ends Of their
ground.
Speaking Of the camp in general and
the silver question. Mr.. Barker said. II
believe that future developments will
prove the Nclhart district to be one Of
the richest and most productive IN the
state. The present state of things is not
entirely satisfactory because only the
richest mines can he worked at a protit
WIN silver at It's present price, Many
NINE owners have lost all they can af-
ford to lose and will soon be compcllcd
to shut down in self defence. The con
tinued operation Of u property is made
possible because Of the gold in our ore.
those who are working in rock Of
value are having a hard time with
where il is. -! look for general lie.
preston Of the mining industry unless
something Is done soon to ]remonetizc
The weekly tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1891-1894, 1892-12-23
THE WESTERN PROSPECTOR.
itc Fascinating Pursuit nt ilrut-
in% for Freedoms Metals The
'Grnb Stake"
II" Endure- More. Ventures rIorc. and
Works Harder Than tie Gets
Credit For.

Scientific men systematic facts and
formulate theories based generally upon
facts. Practical men supply the facts.
~i'roSpectors and miners are usually the
practical mcl. They are the pioneers of
civilization and progress in Il mining
country. No class Of men will endure
more, venture moro. and work harder
than prospcc'ors. As IA ruiz. however.
the prospector Is not a miner. he is a
dlscovcrcr, and after making a strike
will watch it until he can sci! it, bond IT
or barter it away for whatever he can
get. when necessity compcls him To- 70.
or maybe he will abandon it altogether.
and start again on the search for some
thing new and better.
II lllc ~prospcctor has no means he will
grub stake for the man who has
money A person who Is maintained
during a trip or season by another on an
agreement TO give his creditors Il share
usually half Of ali he finds is beng
grub stakcd."
Every mining district contains IA large
number OF men who work in tnrs wav.
Not It few rich men have bren grub
stakcd.' Ex-senator Taber. of Denver.
4 millionaire, Says the Great Northern
bulletin, tollcd many Il day over the
mountains Of Colorado under a grub
stake contract. which * usually a YER
bal agreement, Il mere question Of honor.
prospccturs outfit generally consists
ri d pick AK, Il pair OF blankets. a small
tent. a frying par. a kettle. and Il supply
Of bacon, beans, Hour, molasscs, coffee.
cann"d goods and a shooting iron. The
size of the outfit depends upon distance.
and accessibility OF the country TO
be worked. The goods are made up in a
pack. and weigh often as much as -
pounds. With this upon his back he
his tour 1t becomes "A facinat-
my life, and no matter what his dis
"ouragments or mishaps may be. he
sticks At il in tn" hope and belief Of
striking it rich sometime.
The wild, free life on the mountains is
inli Of inspiration to even the dullest !
mind. The mighty landscape charms the
aye, and the wind singing through the
me trees is sweetest music to the ear.
oiilng up and down the long sleeps,
urCd on by hopes Of wealth. whr,s the
and naturc's best drink is found
u brooks trlckling dOwn from eternal
,nuNs. No drug needs To be taken
" bring sleep 10 the weary body.
'lnc boughs or leaves and a pair
blankets MAKE il bed the ~prospcctor
Would not exchange for the silkcu
ouch of a palace. bright stars shine
hovc HIM and H." seems 10 Toe up near
hem. The air he hrpatirs has M mi
~"s "J, ui"."if" ~ re iccIS tue
iioiE iI'satlnn VI '"luIt h'art ana rs
a,'' WI ''o,Sy "'"' ch'''.ah''' II"
I"'Iin NV P"'"'esS "''''S WIFI /'aI ana
'TT'",c,
inousanJS u c!"''.N are taken up
w.! yea ny Pro?P''l'F9 ana III" at
'"lP' Wiat''rf Is u'a''H al develop
!rti. some 90 az HAT th"lr means
The weekly tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1891-1894, 1892-12-23

w zip Tine following from the last
Barker Miner: Alex. Anderson Las jast
completed a contract Of twenty tive feet
on In" Butler 40, =, which is located ON
the north side Of the r " hill. The
tunnel on the property is now in about
l2I feet ana there is also shaft seventy
five feet dprp. In the Twenty-Five feet
Just completed the vein varied in thick
ness from six inches To two feet. No as
say OF this las ore has yet been made
but from its appearance experts say it
VIII run away mp in tine hundreds of
ounces in silver. There is about an
inch of soft carbonate which Mr.. Ander-
son says he is sure will run into the
thousands. This claim is the property
Of Messrs Sinclair, Patten and Woerner
of Great Falls, and from present ap
pearances they have a very tine property.
The weekly tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1891-1894, 1892-12-23

The following are thc uanlcs Of the
sixteen Icrsuu~ returned as voting at
lioN Elder Precinct. No. y. Choteau
county, whose names To- not appoar on
the registration books Of that precinct;
Henry +. Schwartz, Henry Brough. John
i Trotticr, William Trottlrr, Frank Trot
tl1r, Antoine rrotticr, Andre Trotticr
John Nrottier, Erminc Trott'er. J. b. Mo
turc, ". II. Murray, H. X. Deylin. lisa
dorc Trotticr, Samuel pcpin and J. Il.
LHl'rOmbolsc.
1t is also charged that twenty-tkrer
persons voted at the election eight of
whom were residents of the Northwest
territory and subjects Of Great Britain,
and the other fifteen were not residents
of the Nnited States, nor had they de
Clarcd their intention to become such.
Are you in need Of a Lamp: IL SO try
the Bee Hive store.
The weekly tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1891-1894, 1892-12-23

Are you in need Of a Lamp? II SO try
the Bee Hive store.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-08-06
TOBACCO EXCHANGE.

RICHMOND, Va, August 5.-OferinRs Of
tobaccOs at auction on Change to-day; 90
packages of sun-cured tObaccOs.
One package sold az $3.50, one at S16.25,
one at Sl5, one at els, one at Sl25O. one at
S1L5O, one at $3.50 one at $3.50, one at 80,
two at 1915, five az $3.50, one taken IN at
6S one sold at g, three at $40, one at
$3.50, two at S7.25. three at 81, four at $500,
two at S6. 20. two at 40, one at S5.65, one at
$3.50, one at $40. one at s5.lO, one at 20,
three at S4.60, one taken IN at S4.5O, one
sold at a. 80, one taken IN at s420, two sold
at S410. three at "a, one at 1896, one at
IS. 80. one at $3.50. one at $500.
Private sales reported 10 the secretary of
the Richmond Tobacco Trade to-day. Wrap
pers. 8 hogsheads; filters. u; cutters, AZ
smokers, 5; scrap bright 19; burleys, 1;
leaf dark. 6. Total, SO hogsheads
Office Of the tobacco inspector reports to-
day: Inspections Bright, l03 hogsheads and
2 tierces; dark. II hogsheads and ~ tierces;
Western, hogsheads. Reinspections-
Bright. 20 hogsheads
minion, Seabrooks, Shelburne's. Shookoe,
Davenport's, Planters, Crenshaw's and
Meals tobacco warehouses report today:
Receipts, 10 packages; deliveries, 81 pack
ages.
United States internal revenue collections
for the city of Richmond, Va, to-day:
Cigars and cigarettes, olO665; pug To-
baccos. S5,028. 26. Total. S5.129.9l.
Our Mr.. Parker Il. Conrad has Just re-
turned from q two-weeks' yachting; says he
had a most charming and delightful time
sailing the ocean blue, and as to the catch
of is6-well, he is Of age and can speak for
himself.
Registered at the Tobacco Exchange to-
day James II. Gray, Petersburg, j.: j.
Stegall. Scottsvillei j. l.. Butler, K. L. But
Ter. Chesterfield, J. A. Schermerborn, Hen
rico; w. A. Wilson, Lunenburg.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-08-06
baltimore.

BALTIMORE. MD.. August Flour steady;
receipts, 400 barrels: shipments, 10.4l1
barrels sales 1925 barrels Wheat easy
no. red spot S2H@82ho.; August
eL4eel/ c.; September. 82@521 C.; Octo-
ger oz,4@s8c., steamer No. rcd. 1000
&c receipts, 1882 bushels shipments.
o. uOy bushels stock l66. 18i bushels. sales,
zoo,OOO' southern wheat frmer: Fultz, 80
@e5c.. lohRDerry, 8lm84c. Corn firm;
mixed spot vac. asked; August, 57c. asked;
September 55c. asked steamer mixed,
500. bid. receipts. 1912 bushels sales. b. 900.
Southern corn. white, steady AT 5sc.. yellow
dull 5051c. Oats tirmer. No. 2 white West
ern. 390 $780,; No. 2 mixed Western asa
So c.: receipts. f.262 bushels: stock 295
Oi3 Rye steady. No. 3 TO-. recejpts n 9os
bushels stock 9.T7 bushels Hav verv
firms good % choice timothy, sl4 5O,a15 "a
Grain ireights very dull. Cotton nominal.
middling uplands. 7Mc. Provisions steady
mess pork, 1880. Bulk meats loose
shoulders. ne; long clear. SIC.
olear-rib sides. SO; sugar picked should
ers, SIC: sugar-cured smoked shoulders
&c. hams. small. l4J6c.; large. l4c Lard
Refined $40 crude. TIC. Butter firm:
creamery, fancy 2S@23Tcd do fair
T. choice, 20@22c.; do. imitation.
lSM20c.; lGdle fancy. TO; DO. good 10
choice. I5TolGc.; store packed. l3al5c.; grass.
HMl6e. Eggs steady at l4@ALc. Coffee
firm; Rio cargoee fair l7c. No. 4 1870
Sugar steady. grenulated, sl9c. Whisky.
steady. q. 26@l. 70. Peanuts firm: Virginia
fancy. hend-picked. 41lQ4}Sc.: choice. SO
$40. farmers, &c.; North Carolina. 21E@81Ic.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-08-06
HE FlRST VANILLA.
The Man with False Eye who Would
Lose IL.

Tho Man with False Eye who Would
Lose IL.
The thin old man In an alpaca coat and
o paimleaf fan, at tho third table in Gra-
tot avenue ice cream dispensary, showed
evidences Of great excitement.
His supply Of vanilla cream wss only
half gone. but be seemed 20 have lost in
terest In the other half, and was slipping
loo water and tanning himself violently.
Feel faintp" asked the proprietor. step
ping over 10 the third table.
Bet your life / don't"
81 kinder Thought you looked hustered,"
suggested the other sOothingly.
clustered, hey. What did orderi"
Vanilla cream"
plain, wasn't it,"
Certainly"
"You don'b remember my asking for q
wooden legw
"No"
81 didn't mention a gutta percha arm
nor plate Of false ears, did II"
Certainly not, admitted the proprietor,
vaguely wondering whether he could get
the police station on the telephone without
soaring the other customers.
"Well, see what l dredged up in your
burned old creaID." And the agitated GUS
toner In alpaca passed over q glass eye.
The proprietor looked horrihed.
''It's Jake's." no said briefly. inspecting
tho discovery. "Mary," be added, calling
TO a passing waitress, you tell Jake that
vanilla at the third table found it. Tell
him II 1t happens again I'll discharge him.
You &c.," be continued alphabetically to
the agitated customer, "Pve got man
down steirs 70 make cream. He makes the
finest leo cream fn the state Of Michigan,
but he's got false eye, and he's always
leayin that eye around and losin it, It's
got TO stop now, though, or that sort Of
thing will break up the ice cream bust
ness"
'Do you mean to say" faltered the old
man, that other people have found that
same-same-article in their creamp
ooh, we'll" admitted the proprietor
automatically, you're the first vanilla"
Detroit Free Press
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-08-06
FINANCE AND COMMERCE.
CLOSING QUOTATIONS or MONEY!.
oGerlngs and sales at the Richmond To-
baccO Exchange--Internal Revenue
Colieotions-ForeiRn AdVices.

NEW YoHK, August 6.-MoneY on call
loaned easy at 1902 per cent, closing at
IL. Exchange closed steady: posted rates.
4SS@4s9}I; actual rates, 4s79ss7A for sixty
days and issA@4sS}l for demand. Govern
monts closed steady; currency Ga. 1O7 bid:
as, coupon, ll6 bid; extended2s registered.
100 bid.
Prices opened irregularly but soon strength
ened and advanced 1sa2c. PEI cent. by noon.
National cordage was an exception. declin-
ing I. In the last half Of the day the mar
ket continued dull, but prices remand firm
20 the close. Some railroad stocks recorded
sharp advances. There was considerable
covering los the shorts. Only 81 900 900 IN
gold were engaged for shipment tomorrow.
The highest prices of the day we're generally
current at the close. Northwest preferred
vas feature. closing per cent. higher.
4 he sales for the day amounted TO ZIG. CSC
shares
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-08-06

CBIoAoo, August 5.-Whest was weak to-
day and declined 70. on light export do
mand; heavy arrivals at all winter wheat
points and favorable adyices from the North
west
Corn was weak and closed &c. lower.
There was no confirmation OF damage from
heat reported yesterday and realizing was
heavy.
Oats weak on free realizing and talk Of
rain in the West Closing prices slc lower.
Receipts Wheat, 497 cars corn, S3l cars;
oats. 202 cars.
There was a sensational advance In lard
caused by the attempt OF some English
houses T. cover short sales. The price was
put up about $50, but just before the close
there was decline in sympathy with the
weakness Ia grain, which left last prices at
gain OF 2254c. over last night. Pork and
ribs participated il the advance to the ex-
tent Of nc. in the former and nc. in the
latter.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-08-06
81. InuI..

ST. LOUIS. August Flour steady; pat
ents, $3.57@3.90 extra fancy, S9.50G3 so;
choice, S24O@25O; family, S22OG2.30.
Wheat weak and lower; August, TIC; Sep
TENDER, 74N075c.; December, 1910. Corn
weak and lower August and September, 47c.
Oats weak and lower; August and Septem-
Der, 3195c. Pork STANDARD mess, S13 for
new. Lard-Prime steam, $7@Z15. Dry
sailed Shoulders. S7.371k: longs and
clear ribs, IS: shorts, $8.12l4. BaoOn-Boxed
shoulders, S7.75; longs and clear ribs, SS.S71s;
shorts, e912IqQ25.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-08-06
STYLES i'm sifverware.

Perforated borders and broken edges, the
one or the other, finish all silverware.
Long silver toasting forks are made with
twisted silver handles.
Matchsafes Of four thin ivory slabs are
held in a framework Of silver.
Sets of individual peppers have broad
round bodies and cylindrical heads.
Small silver card trays have perforated
bottoms as well as perforated borders.
The alligator finish is given to the bowl
Of large spoons.
Candle shades Of finely perforated enam-
FL are TO be had.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-08-06

The Sword Swallower-I have had notice
that they don't want me any longer IN the
museum.
Fat Woman-Well, who is going to take
your placeP
Sword Swallower-Why, a girl from
Boston is going 10 swallow her words
Chicago Inter Ocean.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-08-06
CHARLOTTESVILLE, VIZ.

Situate 600 feet above the the foot of the Blue Ridge
Mountains amidst beautiful scenery and in the heathe climate in
world Three and half hours from Washington and two and
halt Richmond Eighteen trains daily Ten minutes by street
carriage junction of Piedmont Air Line Virginia Mdand)
Chesapeake and Ohio railroad Charlottesville Cars meet all
Gas heat open repac and the best sanitary plumb
ing Public and private baths every floor One hundred
single suite Five livery stables connected by telephone Pure
from the mountains hia and magnesa water and
the sulphur the State The hotel grounds
adioin those Of the University Of Virginia
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-08-06

Harry wanted to give Lucy q birthday
present. but couldn't make up his mind
what II should be; so the next time he
called he frankly told her the difficulty
under which he was laboring.
want to make me a present, HarryW
exclaimed Lucy ia well counterfeited as
constituent why, Harry, you Z
yourselfP'
Harry took the hint and offered himself
on the spot.-Boston Transcript
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-08-06
Blackberry Bread.

Stew the blackberries and sweeten 70
taste. Butter some slices of stale bread
with crusts cut of. Then put layer Of
the buttered bread in the bottom Of serving
dish and pour over it hot stewed fruit.
Repeat until dish is full or fruit used. To
be eaten cold, with cream.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-08-06
Live stock Market.

UNION STocK YARDS. Ill. August g.
Cattle-Receipts. 5000 head market strong
and l0@15c. higher: common TO extra steers,
S3.50G6.50; COWS and bulls. S125@3 %.
ogs-Receipts. 1900; strong and &c.
higher heavy, s56OG607]8: mixed and
medium, S5.55a6.10; light. S5.50G6.
Sheep-Receipts. 300. firm: good 10 extra,
S4.50@6; lambs. poor 70 extra. S4a6.75.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-08-06

=, stocks-Virginia ten-forties, Es7 bid: do.
ttnrees, 79Mm75; Baltimore and Ohio
yf'f@961s; North Carolinas CD bid; Baltimore
ana Ohio Southwestern frsts. i05 bid: do.
hrst incomes, 69k bid Consolidated Gas
bonds. ia bid. do. stock. GOAM6OA.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-08-06

RICHMOND. VA, Aug, 3. 1892.
Offerings Wheat, 12,Os2 bushels. corn
(white). I .l04 bushels; oats. 1.120 bushels.
Sales-Wheat, 9,246 bushels; corn (white),
ls4 bushels; oats, 40 bushels.
Quotations. -Wheat-Longberry, 76c. to
6lo.: mixed. 75o. 10 $40; shortberTy, zoe. to
s3c; No. 2 red, s254c to $50. COrn-White
Virginia. Gle; No. 2white, Go; No. mixed,
67c to Csc. Winter oats for seed, 40c. TO
45c.; No. p 9sc. No. 8, 35c. to 80. Rye,
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-08-06

LIVERPOOL, August Spot cotton steady;
midding uplands. f. Sales. 5000 bales;
futures quiet; September-0 October, 60-64@
3 6l-64; Eovember-D December 4 2-G4; De-
oember-JanuaTy. 1854.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-08-06
An Ant Comnarison.

Miss Budd's heart is Ike a volume in a
circulating library"
"How Is thatp -.
'eNot to be kept longer than two weeks"
--Harper's Bazaar.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-08-06
Wilmington.

WILMINGTON. n. O.. August 5.-Spirits
Of turpentine steady at 25l7c. Rosin firm
strained, 9Oc.. good strained. 95c. Tar
quiet s1.15 Crude turpentine quiet; hard,
81 yellow dip and virgin. SL65.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-08-06

Tramp Madam, have you got anything
IN the way Of an old pair OF trousers that
your husband don't wantg
Lady OF the House-Yes. There's cord
OF wood out there.-Detroit Free Press.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-08-06
Cincinnati.

CINCINNATI, O., August -Pork-Regular,
S1250 family, S13.75. Lsrd-Kettle-dried,
7%@So. Bacon Short clear sides, 80.
Whisky-Sales. S48 barrels at SL15.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-08-06
Charleston.
Liverpool.

CHARLESTON, S. O., August b.-Rosin
firm, &c.; turpentine firm, 25o.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-08-06
REDUCED RATES.

Knights Tempiar Irionnial Conclave. Den
yor, Col.
For above occasion, the Richmond and
nanyiiie Railroad Company will sell tickets
from important coupon stations TO Denver
and return at one frst-class fare for the
round trip tickets on sale August "a TO SIN
inclusive limited returning October ~
1892.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-08-06

BEEoHAM's Pulls sell well because they
cure.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-08-06
RATES: $40 and Sf7 Per Week.
SPECIAL RATES BY THE MONTH OR SEASON,
NATURAL BRIDGE HOTELS,
NATURAL BRIDGE. Va.

These hotels in easy access 10 tho Norfolk
and Western and Ohesai cake and Ohio rail-
roads are now opened for the accommodation
OF guests For terms, &c, address
T. q. pEYION. Manager.
" 8-1m j. O. BURDETr, Receiver.
A FTON HOUSE. ALTON DEPOT,NELSON
~ COUNTY. VA. Chesapeake and Ohio rail-
way. This popular summer Resort OPENS
JUNE isE No Summer Resort ia the noun
tains Of Virginia can surpass the Alton House
Tor aasv access. pure air splendid views and
healthy location. Being situated on one OF
the spurs Of the Blue Ridge Mountains. the
breeze is almost continuous. For further par
tculars address JAMES r. GOODLOE. Alton
depot, Nelson county, Va. my6-3m
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1892-11-19

much-it's the after effects I'm afraid of. "
Rivers-The after effects Is what ails me.
I'm still standing off the doctor for $65. !"
Chicago Tribune.
Neighbor-And 30 you have 8 little
baby at your house, Is it q boy or girl
Little boy-Mamma thinks it's boy, but
guess it'll turn out a girl. It's always
crying bout notwithstanding Press.
''Do you enjoy a nice birdp asked the
obtuse young man as they came out of the
theater. eyes," replied the girl with an
appetite "Well, I'll introduce you to my
aunt. She has some lovely canaries. ~
Washington Star.
When the shadow of young mans hat
is seen for several successive Sunday
nights against the parlor curtain it's proof
he's doing very well, but when the shadow
afterwards disappears in total gloom the
probabilities are he's just holding his own.
Philadelphia Times.
"William," said she severely, chow
many more times are you going to ask me
to marry you2" "Clars," said he, "I can't
answer that question, but think I'll not
bother you much longer. One of the three
other girls Pm proposing to shows signs of
weakening. ."-Texas Siftiugs.
"Women," soliloquized young Measly,
as he waited in the parlor for the young
woman he intended to take to the opera,
"women are very curious creatures. Here's
that girl of mine. She can change her
mind thirteen times ia minute, but ii
takes her two hours to change her dress. VI
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