The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-02-04
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Day by - Woman with No Cl,s-.a
The man on the seat ahead of her -
reading a newspaper, and after Gets
settled in the LIidst Of her parcels lug
bundles and RECALLING herself viii
pinch OF Scotch snuff. she leaned
ward and said: 'Of'
81 don't git much time to read IT,
pers nowadays, but | allus like 70 "a
what's goln on. Is there any news =
pertickler?'
Nothing very exciting" he rar,;,,
as he sized her up out of the Cor
his eye. Here's an item about a "
killing her husband" VIE
"Shoo! How'd she do it,"
"With an az"
Law me! Wall. she probably s,,,
1t n stood it until she couldn't c.
1t no more. It's awful how Soma -
bands do carry on. Anything elsey,
Heres an item about a woman in -.
state who drove her husband TO sn;o;1s
by nagging him."
"Shoo! Jest kept jawin and comn,.;,
In from mornin till night, | SUPPOSE ans
he finally got so tired that he -
pizen?' "A
mo, he hung himself"
wall, don't blame her a ni,a u
was probably shiftless and lazy ava ne a
split her temper to see things goin a.
hlil' Shell have a chance now to o.,
married to a better man"
ANA heres a case" he continued ne
ne pretended to read, "of a wife AMI
mother who ran away from home with .
TIN peddler, leaving a husband and soy.
eral children behind"
"Shoo! Does 1t give the perticklers;r
ut says she is supposed to be a LITTLE
Eighty in her head"
wall, she amt a bit fightv sbo
done jest right. | know purity nigh how
1t was. She had all her Homework 70 40
and them young 'uns to take keer Of, and
the husband was probably fndin FAM,
all the time on top o that. She lest
shaved and shaved till she couldn't slave
no more. Some folks think q woman can
bear everything, but they can't. | 'spose
the youngest child was purity small:'
"Only sever months old"
"Wall, she probably hated to leave i,
but it would have been weaned in a
couple of months anyhow, and the father
kin bring it up IN a bottle. It'll serve
him right if it squalls half the time.
Anything else?'
"Why, notice that a woman has Just
married her fifth husband, and isn't
fifty years old yet. Her neighbors are
so indignant that they talk Of driving
her away"
LA! Got her fifth, eh? Wall, if
was that oma the nayburs might talk
and blow and be hanged to EN-. amt
fifty years old, nither. and I'm alvin
with my fourth, and don't keer how soon
he goes. was powerfully deceived in
him"
do you say that you'd marry again If
he should die
"Sartin, and | wouldn't wait over six
months, either. Some folks think wo-
man has no rights, but she has, and she's
a fool if she don't assert EN-"
This may interest you," said the
man, as he turned the paper over. a
st. Louis doctor declares that the feet Of
women are gradually but surely grow
ing larger, and that in the next fifty
years to come every one of them will
want a No. Z shoe"
"Shoo! He says that, does he"
"Yes'm."
"And he's a DOCTOR"
"Yes'm."
oval, he hain't told no startlin news.
I've been wearin No. rs ever since | was
a gal sixteen years old, and I've got the
smallest foot of any woman in our town
it is. | did feel kinder sorry when
diskivered that I'd left my spectacles on
the kitchen clock shelf at home, but II
that's all the news the papers kin rake
up | gues& hain't missed nothingT-
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