The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-07-09
PuNaENr PARAGRAPHS,


--Cora--"You'd make trusted bank
cashier, Jake" Jake (much flattcrcd)--
"Why So dcar?' Cora (yawning)-
YOU'D never skip out. IN Y. Herald.
There are some rich men among
the lawyers" "Wcll, they won't re-
main very long rich if thcy've got among
the lawyers. s."-Dorchester Beacon.
Don't you think baby is like
mamma, George" asked Mrs. Honey
ton. Every. He talks all the time but
never says anything."--N. y Herald.
-'Drawing-Room Inanities, She
"No, don't sit there, Mr.. Splosher-
that's my ugly side!" He (wishing to
please -"Well--a-really l don't sec
any ifference!"-Punch.
Cotton is now grown in Turkestan
and the Russian provinces of Central
Asia, the quantity produced being 3D.
650,000 pounds, or say $4,000 bales, in
1883, and 80, 900 pounds in 1889.
"A Vital Difference. Wiclars--"I
don't believe there is much difference
between genius aaI insanity" ViclSars
10, yes, there is; a heap. The lunatic
is sure of his board and clothes."--
Young People.
MIS-. OliIlUcT SCClllS 10 lllNS IL very
pleasant time of it," PLEASANT timer
Why that womans life is one complete
round of enjoyment. "It is?" ut is
that. She belongs to seven sewing
circles. IN. Y. Press.
--"Why are you so silent?'' she asked
charmingly 81 am collecting my
thoughts" replied Gus dc Jay. "You
will have a valuable collection"
"Thanl1s" you know, rarities are
always highly esteemed. d.-WashingtoA
Star.
--Reynard-"H called me a coward,
a bully and a liar; would you advise me
to fight him?" Axle tree--'I don't see
what else you can do you would prob
| ably lose a suit for Islander. IN. Y.
Herald
of Course. Gazzam-"The re-
moval of an entire tongue has been sue
cessfully performed by Philadelphia
surgeons, and the patient still lives"
-Gazzam-Certainly The patient was
man. "-Detroit Free Press.
Mrs. Youngwife-"Cou Id you tell
by my manner that had been married
but short time?" Mrs. Thirdly
easily" Mrs. Youn gwife-"How?
Mrs. Thirdly-"Well, you seem to be-
lieve everything your husband tells
you. "-Boston Post.
--Beaver-"What have you got u sed
necktie for, old man? Don't you know
they have gone out?' Melton-"Yes,
but am going to barber shop to get
shaved to-day" Beaver-''Whats that
got to do with your necltie?" Melton
cts the only kind l can wear that
doesn't show blood "--Clothier and Eur
nisher.
-Sniggs ION his deathbed) ~ should
like to see Wiggs before I die" Mrs.
Sniggs-"What do you want to SEQ him
for? You know he's a disreputable
character and the wickedcst man in
town. And besides, dear, you are sure
to see him some time on the other side.
Boston Transcript
-Applicant-'I understand that you
want reporter?' Editor-'Yes, l
want man to do verbatim work. Are
you a stenographer?" Applicant-"No,
sir; but l am rapid writer. l used to
be an actor and have had experience in
writing stage letters" Editor-"Ah!
You're just the man we want. boston
Transcript.
"A Sinecure.-A certain physician,
who has not got much practice, hired a
small colored boy to accompany him in
his visits and hold the horse How
does yer like yer new place?' asked the
boys mother when he came home on
Saturday night. II likes it fustrate.
We neber has to stop at de houses at all
like dc udder doctors. 1 jess gifts all de
ridin wants." was the reply.-N. Y.