The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-09-04
suNFLowEa s1LHouETTEs.
According to Gath of the Cincinnati

| According to Gath of the Cincinnati En-
quirer, John j. Ingalls, is physically inca
pacitated for harboring cholera.
| Atchison received barrel of early cider
day or two ago and the Patriot says a
humber OF persons there imagine they have
the cholera.
venge on man you don't like is to give
the mans boy fiddle or accordion. Ed,
Howe could you be so cruel?
| In the case of the Repu blican candidate
| for county attorney in Dickinson county
there will be no lodging among the Re
| publicans at the election, and In order to
do their whole duty every BODY will Shirk.
An exchange says by eating less pork
and more poultry good deal of dyspepsia
could be avoided. A rival rural rooster
thereupon suggests that his neighbor be
treated at once for the chicken habit,
which is probably foul SANDER.
Concensus of public opinion: It's per
feet nuisance to get up at o'clock IN the
morning and look for the bedquilts IN the
closet.-Patriot. And the consensus OF
| opinion is that the man who does 1t de-
serves to be caught by buck-ague.
Alfred Evans. living north of Newton,
one day last week sold some wheat and re-
ceived 1886 for it. That evening while
shoveling coal into the frebox of thresh-
ing machine boiler he was running the
money fell out of his pocket into the coal
bin and from there it was shoveled into
the fire where it was Immediately con-
sumed.
The Rock Island agent at Havilaud, D.
B. Harvey of Ness City, while sealing the
end doors of some freight cars Wednesday
night, while the train was in motion, fell
between the cars and was instantly killed,
being ground into shapeless mass. He
was not the regular agent there, having
been sent as relief during the vacation OF
the regular man.
Atchison Globe: An ocean steamer was
crawling lazily along the coast on moon
light night. The passengers had just left
Liverpool, and there being no swell, they
imagined they would not be seasick, and
were in very good humor. The decks were
covered with brave men and fair women,
and the CLINT on the water was so romantic
that the amateur singers lifted their
voices in snatches from What Are the
Wild Waves Saying" and 'Larboard
Watch" A few crusty passengers were
seated in steamer chairs, wrapped in
blankets. but the scene was so pleasant
that they had no influence on the other
members of the ships company,
who Laughed, and sang, and
danced, and promenaded. The men in the
lookout called out "All's we'll" aud it
seemed to be true, for never was there
gayer company or bandsomer ship. Eight
bells had just sounded, and the passengers
were thinking they would like to remain
on deck all night, when the sound OF
great commotion came from the lower
decks. II seemed that some of the machin-
cry had broken and was crashing around
in one of the staterooms The captain
darted down stairs, followed by large
number of the passengers. The commotion
seemed to come from stateroom forward,
and as no attention was paid to the de-
mand of the captain TO be admitted, he
finally kicked in lower panel and crawled
in. The racket was continued, and finally
the captain rushed out with his clothes
nearly torn off of him. Ely" he said to
the passengers. Jump overheard. The
clerk by mistake put John j. ingalls, and
Albert II. Horton in the same ROOM"