The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-10-30
N OMANS WORLD.
.1siE OF III g THINGS oFINTEREsT
TO TIE FAIR S. x.

General Iltersst-A Point or Two
About the Laress Fashions-Whas
yves, Mothers ant Sweethe arts
arc aIxirg About-A SugE estion
About Trains.
the trains of some girls, says Clara Belle
Ga the New York Press, ara inspired and
o,,sssse1 Of a. imp. A rignt-uiDded train
mould follow its wearer about and have no
mind of It's own except 50 much as it de-
,5tss TO a sympathetic grasping Of its wear
- nlsns. That is the way a right-minded
rain should be. If you turn to the right to
.v Good evening" to Mr.. Smart, and are
s5i1g to turn to the left after
vou get through with Smart, and
nv How do you dot" TO jun
sy the trail ought to unders and the
Wsa at once, and s0ms trains do. l mean
me trains If some girls do. Then again
c.b-rs DON'T Wien you go to turn TO
smley there that train Is right across your
feet. and YOU talk 10 i'm over pile Of tulle
e. brocade. as the case may be. il be hap
ms to offer you his arm and suggests the
conservatory you actually have TO refuse
-cause YOU could never get over that block
i fel ike a cat going around its all. Besides,
4 /. looks so silly 10 say "YeSn TO a man,
ami then. before you take his arm, 90 streak
RI no oil in uaite another direction to get
81 an mud your dress. 1t is quite enough to
nae him think he mis- Understood, aud by
n tbs lime you have got ar und he just as like
NJ As MT IS gone. Yet, suppose you take his
NJ arm INST IL is so hur i'd 10 Immediately
81 tssin quilting him around your tram. The
sri who has IA right. train never has
s1Y Of these dreadful complications, out the
Jest OF US do.
Why, that is one reason l did not marry
you B.ffis last seas m. had a lovely
gown, with tBe train all studded with glass
Cherries Well, when Clssy ID we It into
tha cUnseF va DRY, wha do you suppose that
q train dld2 OF course, If had suspec ed be
3 was going 10 propooe [ should have been
careful d looked cut for 1t, but didn't
suspect, and left my ain to its own incl
4 lgence. ant it didn't ave anY. l turned
Il n tie side nearest Cisy, d there 1t was
II between us, q every time he came up
q close some Of the cher les would crackle and
81 break. OF C urse it scared him each time,
Aad there was dress spoiled aud / didn't
II get tue pr Dosa af er ell 4 girl expects to
more or less sacri ce her dress she mas on
when she is prop St to, tut it's pity to
n have t1ing come 20 it, af or all.
My T. ala las Il way OF ge ting under nv
whom | want to slip awav, and tnere am
and cam move, shall ever forget that
"a awful evening when | was Introduced to
4 Mrs. Fullum bTastmegl She was an awful
] oil persor, but very important, because
larry was Ing for a niece of hers aud
mamma wanted ne to make good impress
sion for brother Harry's sake. Well, do
on know, my train got under her chair
aud was ashamed to say a word. Th-re
sst most all The evening, aud she made up
her mind | was a perfect uinny. The glr.s
oh bought it was because l had no part
uers.
You cannot always take your own
medicine or even be measured by
your own stsnda DIS" said woman
recently, who prided herself upon
ysi4g exact and systematic in all
ding and who could enjoy JOKE eve
90 her own expense. dscla Is tho New York
rat. Il was a. a rec ptiou not
-any years ag >" she said rather demurely,
entertain small group Of
ia.nds, when q small man who had
shown me cons derable attention sud-
aelly interrupted me by asking: III you
we're very much interested in IA youug
woman, what cousidernl ions would prevent
,du from asoiug her to marry your Well,
# course, was sOmew bat taken aback
ten aud there. turned arc md aud au-
sNeset: We'll, I should never propose to a
ah / have met only at receipt Us
I'D III company. l should make il a point
c-.l upon her at al sorts Of unexpected
las, TO see how she looked ct
e's in the morning, whstAsr
ca. went about in an 3h
81 va per eitA disaeveled hair and slipshod,
.e r SIC helped her mother or lollel
al ut reading novels until noon. man
'baa5' a great mistake when be takes it fov
n granted chat the woman he admireS pos-
III ssses al t1e domestic virtues in the calendar
a-I IS always Attractive and aniabie' In
l'e', me aided, II gave him long lecture
hi o' -- 1Nhlecr for which be thanked me |
hi @y edd that ever met the man again.
'eSa a rntng. contrary to my usUa Gus
E# u, Slept until nearly noon, coming down
MI 70 Y o'clock breakfast. Mr.. H had
F hae4dy called three times
An exchange tells an amusing story of
'-e Enterprise of LADY shop eeper, more
Fl -eS wed known in London society. who
FL "Ie.@i an id curiosity shop where all sorts
u rare antiques aud The ike wers sold at
hi 7pgIy rare prices. A friend came in t.
81 ,uSi eef Ter wares and discovered later that
Io Aal eft his umbrella there. Several
Gays sfterward ne went af or II, to find il
1-'pia}ed ~ ne window wi h the rest Of he
"a 4'oCAod. GA4utsllo antique
Tueuan silver umbrella mount, price
~.0 4Us.' The article had cost about fifth
- t,at few weeks before, bought of a
Londol JIadesman. The lady shopkeepern
VIII certaiul, succeed.
Iuey were discussing men, aud one of
zen AZ Least, was cynical, says Clara Belle
me New York Press. 1t should be men
W Ell ~ ner favor that she was also OBJ.
4. Vant, and tuat sue was di posed to be
@F@ just iii me of her remarks. The
u'ersation had been in eresting to the
III toI9 IN the "Ln car in which the two
o'0en SIT, Tut when they touched pom the
-'loct OF men who weep, the pass ,ugers
jD'ed all p etense and gave the young
'4.O' 'pnerS their undivided tention.
- was th4 woman in this ew seal-skin
N,Sst "hu intro lucal the topic.
i"eir profound selfish esq is what irri-
@S me" ale remarked, gezing Rb.eutly
stout man who sat opposite and who
nifty retired from view ebiud bis
'sDaper. - hesy eraGe won an is nothing
uI sympathetic. She weeps rofusely
VET VET Ler own troubles. but as q rule she viii
wy J ST Us freely over yours--lt you hap
~ 10 nenilon them at the right time. But
II, 's ne average man. Is there sympathy
,t Is souIF No. Is he capable OF weeping
bl You9 Never. And yet it's not because
## - 10 manly to weeI. for he Will alt down