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The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-05-27
Man wants but little here below;
But as the days go by
He finds with every rising sun
He needs a fresh supply.


Many years ago the Rev. d. c. Eddy,
then pastor of a church in thriving
manufacturing city of Massachusetts,
was called upon to marry a couple
Throughout the ceremony he was great
! ly confused by the extreme agitation OF
the groom, little man, who kept hop
ping from one foot to the other, as il
practicing an Indian dance, says the
Youths Companion.
The minister uttered the words that
made the couple one and then proceeded
to pr onounce the benediction, assuming
an attitude more common perhaps then
than now-the hands Outstretched with
appraised palms. Tho solemn words
were half uttered when he heard the
clink and felt the descent of two silver
half dollars which the groom had
dropped into the hollow ofhis hand.
"AmenW said the minister in conclu-
sion.
"Everything all right now, pa'son?"
inquired the groom.
Assured that it was, he threw his arm
around the bride and began kissing her
in the most eXuberant fashion.
"Parson," he said, "that's the best
dollars worth in the old Bay State"
~
A busy hunter is the man who tries
To shoot each folly as it swiftly flies.
The wide, wide world is his hunting ground,
And the cunning is good the whole year
round.
~
The cigarette has been put to a new
use. y gambler in Cheyenne smoked
them necessarily while playing and so
marked the backs of the cards with mic
otine stains that they could readily be
read by his cOnfederates. The little
scheme was discovered after three
weeks of play, and now the gambling
rooms have signs cOnspicuOusly posted
stating that cigarette smoking is barred.
80
There are no girls like the good old girls,
Against the world I'd stake 'em!
AS buxom and smart and clean OF heart
AS the Lord knew how to make 'em.
They were rich in spirit and common sense,
And piety all supportin';
They could bake and brew, and had taught
school, too,
And they made the likeliest courtin'.
-
Extract from a novel: "The notary,
meanwhile, as was his custom, walked
up and down the garden, with his hands
behind his back, eagerly perusing a
80
There is no love like the good old love,
The love that mother gave us!
We are old, old men, yet we pine again
For that precious grace-God save us!
So we dream and dream of the good old
times,
And our hearts grow tender, fonder,
And those dear old dreams bring soothing !
CLEANS
OF heavens away off yonder.
-
Three times out of four fault-finding |
IS merely an expression of Impotence,
and the only good it does is to relieve
she irritable feeling caused by the care
essness, stupidity or other defects of
hose with whom we have daily inter
course. To begin with, on every Occa-
sion where there is no reasonable hope
If doing good by fault-finding, seal your
fps as with bar of iron.
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I,ttla Ro- paan
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-05-27

OvERTON and Lake Counties, too.
WhOOp-ee!
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-05-27

For "that tired feeling" which is
at present affecting the Alliance, we
recommend q dose of pure Democ-
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-05-27

BLAINE seems to have the Republi-
can party by the caudal appendage,
with q down-hill pull.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-05-27
BITTEN BY A RATTLEsNAKE.
Strange Fatality in Nashville Yesterday
Afternoon.

NASHVILLE, May 26.-[Special-l !
Mrs. Mary Trotter, while in the back
yard of her residence on Broad street
yesterday, was bitten on the leg by a
rattlesnake. inflammation set in and
she is now sinking rapidly.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-05-27

STRANGE things seen-Eth Wade's
figures on the gubernatorial race.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-05-27
THE SCRAP BOOK.

In 1871 man in Auburn, Me-, depos-
tied s., 200 in savings bank and, as he
was growing old, forgot all about 1t.
One of his relatives learned of the depos-
it lately and the fOrgetful old man was
agreeably surprised to find that his
50 200 had increased to $1,000.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-05-27

SAIL on, o Ship of State, sail on!
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-05-27

On! where is Jehazy?
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-05-27

TT is whispered that H. F. Fariss
will be the postmaster here.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-05-27
LAT TIE RACKET r."

Mems and Boys dress hats 10 cents,
10 cents, y cents, 30 cents 10 40 cents
each,
Rest table oil cloths, 10 cents aud 20
cents per yard.
Patent -four sifters, cents and 10
cents each.
Three-picco tin toilet sots only $l.39.
Onb-pOund butter mOulds, - cents
each; individual butter mOulds, . cents.
Chair bottoms, II to Is inches, & cents,
o cents and 10 cents.
White wash brushes, 10 cents, If ctr,
10 cents, II cents to 80 cents.
Paint In bushes from cents TO 30 cents
each.
IN AMI one Price TO all,
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-05-27

CLEVELAND in a walk.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-05-27

Maury County Democratic
Ticket.
For Sheriff.
P. H. RAGSDALE.
For Trustee.
NJ. s. KUHN.
For Tax Assessor.
w. r. H. MATTHEW'S.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-05-27

OLD Pete in a Jog.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-05-27
Little Bo-Pee

Little Bo-Peep
Has lost her sheep,
And 1 know where she'll find them.
Down in the shops
AS mutton chops
With a porter house steak behind them.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-05-27

There are no girls like the good old girls,
Against the world I'd stake 'em!
AS buxom and smart and clean OF heart
AS the Lord. knew how to make 'em.
They were rich in spirit and common sense,
And piety all supporting;
They could bake and brew, and had taught
school, too,
And they made the likeliest courtin'.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-05-27

A face is the scenery of the soul, the
camera of our thoughts; although we
have not really seen a face until our
hearts haye followed the whole roper
toire of it's expressions, yet each mans
habitual face, as fair general express
ion of himself, is as if composite had
been taken, and the soul had had a
thousand sittings, each negative differ
ing in it's way, but all combined result
ing in this one. Why should man be
ashamed of his wrinkles? 1t is being
ashamed not of what he seems, but of
what he is. Wrinkles in mans face
are kind of photography, natures
handwriting, the shorthand Of features,
in which she main ideas Of a mans life
are set down without his knowing it,
and in spite of himself, and in the very
midst of his denials. 1t is a language
without a grammar, and only the
vaguest sort of lexicon, but every
man can read it. 1t is German to the
German, and Indian to the Indian; the
universal language of the globe, the
instructive Volapuk of mankind!
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-05-27

May 6 the crown prince of Germany
reached the tenth year of his age, and
will then be formally entered on the
rolls of the German army as lieu
tenant. Before he was only little
orderly, and not always that.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-05-27

4. w. MORGAN. ". f. FEGGULsON
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-05-27

When Charles the Fifth, emperor of
Germany, abdicated his throne and be-
came a monk, he amused himself with
the mechanical arts, and became an
expert matchmaker. His matchmaking
taught him few truths which he never
had learned during his kingship. One
day he exclaimed, in amaZement:
"What an egregious fool I have been
to have squandered so long so much
blood and treasure in a foolish attempt
to make all men think alike, when, with
all my attempts, I cannot make few
watches keep time togetherw
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-05-27

That great bicycle relay race against
time from Chicago to New York was an
inspiring event to the wheelmen and
didn't lack interest to the rest of the
people along the way. And a demon
stration of the practical possibilities of
the bicycle messenger system for long
distances in time of emergency will be
worth while.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-10-05

do but 60 strike the cashier Finally
the cashier became tireu Cl being hit
80 carly IN the week. and tho re
porter was warned that ho would
havo TO give IL up.
II managcd II IN one wny and an
other" said The writer, "but after %
time my friends also became tircd
and found myself in many cinhar.
RAISING positions, until finally hit
on a peculiar, but altogether salts
factory plan
"And what was that" no was
asked,
well. u was simply this When
got my money Saturday afternoon
went over u the postomco. pu.
chased a registered lcttcr, put por
ton OF my salary In II aud addrc scl
e to myself at the Office. or cour
the letter was not delivered until
Monday, and In that way I managed
to gct nlong all right and finally "a
savo some money. New York
Commercial Advertiser
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-10-05

What was 1ieopatru's inner char
acteri A voluptuouJ woman of tho
east, say the Romans, eager to en-
chain any master OF a Roman army
by the foulest arts; but tho Roman
oligarchy not only hated but dread.
ed Cleopatra. TO them she was not
only Asia incarnate, but the repre-
sentative Of that "rcgaln sway, that
rule by volition instead OF by tradi.
tional order, which, with thcirststes-
manliko instinct, they saw sio tu-
mphnnt niistocrut whom their sys-
TEN tended to produce would ulti-
mately desire.
They cursed her az the greatest OF
Asia,io hailots, Whereas she was n
Greek, and much more like Mary
Stuart, as her enemies have painted
her, woman interruptions in graft.
flying her fancies, careless oven Of
murder when necdful- Cleopatra
murdered her brother husband, Just
rs Mary murdered her cousin hus.
band-but who used her charms
chiefly as instruments to attain her
ends, which were, first Of all, the
empire Of the east, which her an.
cestors had stTivon for generations
10 acquire-and worry nearly ac.
quirod-and TO defeat the half civil
lied and hcadless Roman power,
which she hated with the hatred of
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WY THE DESERET NEWS SHOULD
Be SUBSCRIBED FOR III PREFER.
EECE 10 Any OTHER PAPER.

lit IL tho organ OF the Church OF
Jesus Christ Of Lattcr.day Saints, and
.ho authorized medium through which
.he Views, wishes and instructions Of the
church Authorities arc oxpr essod and
given 20 the saints.
LII may always DO rolled upon rs
adyocating or defending tho right sido Of
o'cry question proper Tor public journals
10 ucA. upon.
st IL devoted 10 the Interests OF tho
Ia,ter-day Saints, and has, from IL, in
crpiion, yallanily defended thor righ.s
and advocated tho principles In which
they bolioyoi aud every Latior.day Saint
should ,horoofo io0l under obligations to
do his part in helping to sustain IL.
At Ia not published for speculation,
and never has hecn but for tho good
which It !. capable OF accomplishing; the
profits, " any there no derived nom II.
being devoted 10 extending iis sphere q
useiulnoss and tenoGlling tho colnmu.
nifty.
DIT Is doing iis utmost 10 establish
home industries, among which aro paper
making aud typo.iounding, Hterootyplug
and olectroplahlg branches necessary
TO tho development and independence Of
the community but which, during their
Infancy (which In this Territory they
have not yet passed., can only DO carried
on at n poguniary lo'7
0.-Thoro ia no danger Of any sub
-. H., - sts.f f.IIfttss s..t
subscribes for through failure OF tho bus
mess and q suspension Of tho publication
IA result In the clso OF hundreds Of
nowsrapor ventures oyory yoar.
I'll IL printed Ia readable typo, 10
that oven tho aged can potnso It without
difficulty or danger TO thoir oyosight
ST is FREQ nom Objectionable adyer-
tisemonts, 80 that no paront need fear
that his children will have their minds
corrupted from having access to It; In
fact, 1t refuses Thousands OF dollars worth
OF the best paying advertisements annu-
ally, because II Is devoted to the moral
and spiritual interests Of its roadors in-
stoad OF TO getting gain at their expense.
9.-Ils tono IL not regulated by public
opinion nor tho hope OF gaining aubscrib.
ers or advertisements. Il advocates that
which IS right and condemns that which
i wrong, regardless Of results, Auaneal
or otherwise.
l0.-It mover Eausna.oa It's readers by
palming on columns OF aoli.praiso for
nows iloms
ll.-Tho NEWS practices no deception
and resorts to no subtoriages TO induce
people to subscrlboi but ON tho contrary,
proiors TO stand on i,s own merits, as tho
peoples newspaper, with promise only
u do iis utmost TO give It's patrons the
null valuo of their monuy-a promise
which 1t has endoayored to faithfully
keep In tho past
l2.-m conclusion, II Laitor.day
Saint can afford to subscribe for only ono
newspaper, that paper should DO the
DEsEnEr SEwsi and II moro than ono,
tho NEWS should invariably BIO tho frat
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-10-05

r,d.r Thomas q. STANFORD, OF Al
,,on Idaho, returped to this city on
sanday morning last, from mission
- New Zealand. Hc left homo on
wov lOm, 1859, and labored In the
,va,l,ato district duriug the entire pc
WI With the exception Of one month,
Inch was passed in the Haurasi dis
w., Elder Stanford was very kindly
ule,v.d by the natives, paruc.
ise. s,y I'm the Haurahi district,
u .ns,,b they seemed TO DO very
inSshsrent M regard 10 the Cos.
The prospects in tho Waikato
w.; are said not 10 he very encour-
us AT the present time, due chiefly
shc n fluente Of the Maori king,
has an intense hatred Tor all white
people. ,u,,s n ANAL
.ieI,nes, during the last ak months,
ma now quite recovered. He
s Wv home with him this remains OF
Wgss, otto Chapman, Of American
t.les whose lamented death was re-
r.tsi In these columns last week.
p,Jer Thomn. r. welch, of Morgan
CUE Morgan county, hns just re-
D,,,gsd FROM mission to England. He
w. home on October Sih, 1880, and has
'snored during the whole time In the
is,Jon Conference. He viHitel the
aonniies Of Surrey, Sussex, Berkshire,
tyllt.hire aud Hampshire, aud met
,.tth moderate success. Ho was wei
,,celved by those among whom lie
isbered and comes bnuk TO Utah In ex-
celient health, having had both n
nleasant aud profitable experience.
Elder Welch crossed the Atlantic on
nj. returu Ia the steamship "Wyo-
mlpg.D which was detained In quaran-
tlpe In New York bay for "A period Of
thirteen days, with Ave additional days
on Fire Island.
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Tho Value o. a Yawn.

Yawnng is by no means useless
net, for it often cures catarrh and
other affections Of tho throat, in
many cases giving instantaneous rc-
lief. 1t produces a considerable dis.
tention Of tho muscles Of the phar.
ynX, constituting u kind of massage,
and under this Influence the cartilage
nous portion Of the eustachian tube
contracts, expelling into the phaIynX
the mucositics there collected.
According TO NJ. Naegeli, yawning
isinuch more ehicacious for affections
Of the tube than the methods OF Val
saliva or olitzer and ismore rational
than the installation OF air, which is
often difficult TO perform properly
Medical Record.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-10-05
Pharmaceutical Association.

A session OF the Territorial Pharma'
csullcal Association was hold at the
Knulsford Hotel late yesterday after
neon, J. u. Fsrlow, presiding, and
Clarence Mccoy acting Ms secretary.
About fity members were present.
The following committees were APP
polnted: -,
On Trado-Robctt Cleghorn, q. w.
Driver aud W. a. Neldon.
On Papers-F. w. Scarf, Il. Il. SOr.
les and +. Hin.
On Logislnlion-F. Bishop, H.Hines
and A. Hollauder.
On Recordg--J. J. Driver, A. Il.
Boyden and II. q. Bates.
Flnance-R. Bridge, George Brlce
aud Carl Schmidt.
The association then adjourned TO
meet on the second Tuesday In May,
1893.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-10-05
Walking on the Water.

Walking on the water has been nc.
compllshod by at least two Engllshmen
Captain Terry and Prof =. w. Oldrevio
both Of whom use specially Ado
ioats. Captain Terry in 1850 walked ON
the Thames from Barnes to Mortlakc,
In England, ut the rate OF nearly tour
miles an hour, and intimated an in
tenti0n OF walking across the .cliannel
from Dover TO Calais, but that walk
has not yet come of, Prof. Ollrcvie,
who lie tho champion water walker OF
the world, has made several successful
'xhibitlons OF his power both In Europe
anu In this country. He successfully
breasted tho niagara. rapids, walking
on The rapids through Hunter Falls in
the presence Of more than 5000 spec
lstors.
healso performed daring and dan.
tetous feat In Boston Bay ON July ~,
1881. On that occasion he started on
trial trip across HUI Gut. Threr or
lOut haEbor boats passed near him
anu he was obliged TO take their
wash, but Notwithstanding this no ac.
compiished the ieat easily In fifteen
minutes, the distance being about "a
quarter OF mile. Then the professor
was taken into Mr.. Cunnif's steam
yacht, which steamed away with him
iot his next trip. He was lowered
ih'o tho water and at once turned his
hce toward the MAINLAND.
80 rough was the sea that the brenk.
sh ND him from view nearly half the
umc' The yacht followed as closely
possible, hor occupants nomentarily
expecting TO zee the professor disappear
beneath the surface and never Rise.
Alter q pluoky struggle distance Of
hVe miles was successfully covered,
anu Prof. Oldrevle made successful
mmnluuing at q point near Strawberry
The wooden floats ON the professors
,.ol were square boxes OF cedar 4 feet
lohg, furnished at the top with re.
'i,s Tor the feet, and In the bottom
WIN scriea OF collapslble paddles,
hinged TO swing horizontally nni on
pe Eastward push present u Hat Rur-
,Soe Ike the membrane OF u ducks
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-10-05

The consumption Of pills through
out the length and breadth Of France
is said To- be- enormous, ard il was a
happy thought OF % certain success
full W.lmal,cr TO hayerecouisc to ma.
chincry. He made a handsome fot,
tune and his descendants are no less
prosperous. The hardness OF The
times has no effect upon the pill
making industry.
Folks win have their pet luxury o.,
any sacrifice. and whilst ready 90 nc.
trench in dress, housekeeping and
other matters they never forgo their
pill. ono middle class lady in deli.
cate health used to spend annually a
thousand frmcs--say S2OO--for this
luxury.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-10-05
Oakley DEMONSTRATING Accident.

Mr.. George Bum, Of Oakley, Idaho,
an old subscriber Of the News, called
last evening, and reports the condition
Of the people in Casaia Stake Us Inn
proving all the time. There has been
but little rain this summer, none to
speak Of since June, and consequently
the wheat Is somewhat shrunkeD. The
hay crop has been very good. The
people are making great efforts TO pro-
cure more water anu for this purpose
several thousand dollars have been
spent. Cash IL rather scarce In that
region, but the health Of the people 10
remarkably good, there being no sick
mesa Of any moment. The Stake
Academy IN Oakley, under Principal
Axel +. o. Nelson, Is In a thriving
condition, and Is giving good sstisfac.
ton.
Two weeks ago Loren Wilson, son
Of Patriarch Wilson, while out herd
ing sheep, and when about to shoot u
deer, met with mn accident by the pre-.
mature discharge OF his gun. The
bullet struck the wrist, making hole
clear through. He is progressing very
iayofably.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-10-05

A newspaper reporter who has
welded n pencil for various journals
in New York for nearly score Of
years told an interesting story about
himself TO a party OF congcnial friends
the other evening that viii bear re-
peating, He sGid that during she
earlier portion Of his journalistic
career he found It almost impossible
to lay aside any money, notwith'
standing the fact that no was then u
single man and earned a first class
salary Try as he would the money
he received on Saturday for his
weeks work would slip away from
Lin, and when Monday came around
there remained nothing for him to
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-10-05
HIS POINT or VIEW.
A woman never Doe. Thing. by uaiv,
In shopping.

A woman never Doe. Thing. by Halves
In shopping.
Women have tho reputation OF
never doing things by halves II any
man has M idea they do. let him ioin
one of the fair sex on a shopping tour
and his mind VIII be at rest forever
un the subject.
The women on shopping bent dons
her street apparel Immediately after
her breakfast, so us TO avoid the
ruth. and sallios forth.
She Cenorally wants some trifinV
thing which might be bought at
some Of tho smaller shops up town.
Butno. shc prefcrstogo down town
for her goods She rccks not how
hot and crowded tho l. cars are for
the joys of shopping her.
She has no list OF what she needs
or. ruther, what she wans-for.
mark you. there Is a vast difference
between her wants and needs
II isa popular belief thotmanborn
Of woman Ia Of few days and fun Of
muscle, but Tor unlimited muscle
and unbridlod energy Your shopping
woman IL vastly amy mans superior
The may who attends the fair
shopper Generally docs 80 in half
apologize manner, probably for fear
some woman may think he 10 shop
ping ON his own account
Arrived ut huirdestination his en-
ergetic companion PUSHES madly
ahead, now pausing TO look nt some
filmy handSerchiefs.- 'wore thirty.
nine. now nnctecnn-thcn rttling
over a bushcl Of scissors piled Oh a
counter, whilo he, superior being,
stalks slowly behind, scarcely noting
anything.
The shopper usually fetchcs up al
some far away counter. and us tho
clerk steps up 10 attend, the man
companion seats himself on one Of
those abominablo perforated stools
common TO shops frequentod by
women.
Thanks, no." hc answers the in
quiring clerk, and his significant
glnnce at his shopping friend satisties
that individual.
He's not shopping.
But meanwhile the woman Is.
She shops all around that stool foI
thrce-quartcB Of an hour, and the
man gets tired and swings on hi,
nprch. Occasionally there IL a gmilt
ON the woman's face Us she glance.
Vat her waiting escort. He smile.
back in q sicSly way.
Now she finishes and starts away
and joy springs up in the waiting
mans hoart-.nd a swear word il
his mouth, for one Of the brasl tack
in tho stool on which no sat hal
snoggc1 his coat tail
Iic s. mud, but the dear littlo wo
man Is SO happy with her bargains
that no muitcrs only undor hi
breath, ard Ia glad TO be onco NOR,
out in the fresh air and sunlight
The amount OF the woman's pur
chase il tSonty.four cents and tn,
time cons mcd over two hours, bu
that Is the way women shop.
Perhaps it is because they do no
Garry the purse and like toprolonl
the joy Of spending money, like {
child with q few sweets.
Nevertheless they never do Il 10y
hnlves.--Cor. New York Recorder.