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The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-05-19
A MANLY BOY.
An AppellatIon That You Need Never BE
Ashamed OF.

An AppellatIon That You Need Never BE
Ashamed OF.
"He is only a mothers boy, " is a state
ment l have heard more than once.
And then there was a curl of the lip
which said palmer than words that a
mothers boy is not held in very high
respect.
Let me see; what is a mothers boy?
l have one in mind as l write. He is
about twelve years Of age. He is strong
of limb, and fair of face. He is a hard
student, and an enthusiastic playfellow
after school hours. He does not use
vile language. He is considerate of
others. He plays with a vim and
dash born of enthusiasm and good
health, but he is considerable of
boys younger, weaker and smaller
than himself. He is tender in his
treatment of his sisters. He does not
cause bis father anxiety by doing things
hat would displease him. He does not
go into his classroom without prepare
ton for the studies of the day. He
treats his teachers with the c~onsidera-
ton that boys should treat their elders
and superiors. He goes to bed early,
and is up with the lark. He has a due
regard for his own personal appear
ance. and keeps his face and hands and
clothing clean. He reads good books to
elevate the mind. He is loving and
gentle with his mother. He finds pleas
ure in her society. He is ever ready to
save her weary footsteps by anticipat,
ing her wishes. He is saving of his
pennies. He is generous to those who
do not treat him fairly. In a sentence,
he is a manly boy. There + many
such mothers boys in the world. They
are the hope of our future. Some OF
them will be our presidents and law
makers. They will be the presi.
dents of our colleges, banks and rail
ways. They are the men who will
move the world. l wish all my boy
readers were mothers boys. The lad
who is called a mothers boy" need
never be ashamed of the appellation
many of the great men of this and Other
countries have been such and have beer
proud of it.
Upon the day of Garfield's Inaugural
ton as president of the United State,
he turned after taking the oath of offic,
and kissed his mother who was stand
ing near him. In his hour of triumph
and amid the glittering crowd, he di'
not forget the mother whose he
roic struggle in bringing up her chill
dren in the poverty of frontier life form
one of the most fascinating pagesin GU
history. Surely he must have been
mothers boy."-Foster Coates, in La
dies Home Journal.
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Octagon and Nannie.


Octagon is the name of a horse who
used to live at a lighthouse station on
the island of Nantucket. There was a
low fence all around the house. This
made good yard room, and kept out the
cows. Octagon was the lightkeeper's
horse, so he was allowed to Craze out
side the yard. Mamie, a little goat,
lived there, too.
Mamie had very winning ways. She
would go along to octagon, and, putting
her head down close to his, stand up on
her hind feet. Then Octagon would
stop eating the nice, fresh grass and
look at her.
If he was in a happy mood, Mamie
would run off a little way, then turn
and look back.
She would run back and forth until
the big horse was ready for play. Then
Mamie would run around outside the
fence as fast as her little legs could
carry her. Octagon could run faster,
but he never did. That would not be
playing. He would gallop just behind
Mamie, bringing down both fore feet
together, close to her little hurrying
ones, taking care not TO touch them.
Mamie would run around and around
until she was out of breath, when she
would jump over the fence into the
yard and stand there, painting. Octa-
: gon would stop running too, and stand
looking at Mamie, as much as to say.
what! tired with that little run? II
wasn't more than half-running; ! could
go like that all day long, and not fee.
tired"
When Mamie was all ready fol
another run she would leap over the
fence and away the two would GO
again. Sometimes Mamie would stOI
10 rest three or four times before sh'
had finished her play, and Octagon al
ways stood watching her. When sh,
was tired enough TO stop altogether
Mamie would go and lie down anC
Octagon would begin eating the mic,
fresh grass again.-Lilla Barnard, il
Little Men and Women.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-05-19
A FLING.

The Daily Republican stopped to a
dirty piece of work in its issue of last
evening by charging that Judge Sad
Ter belongs to that class of men who
believe that this - soldier business
is played out" That the spiteful
thrust was wholly unwarranted and
uncalled for the public can see by the
following reference to the a spoken
of by the paper: "At Carlisle, on
Friday, Judge Sadler handed down
an opinion in the case of John Web
bert vs.. the County of Cumberland.
WebUert brought suit to recover $l2
he paid the county for a huckster's
license, claiming that a soldiers
license he held exempted him from
payment of the license demanded by
the county. Judge Sadler decided the
case in favor of the county, holding
that the Act of Assembly in regard to
the soldiers license only permitted
the holder to 'peddle, hawk and vend, ,
but did not give him any right to
purchase or barter for butter, eggs or
poultry" 1t seems to us that the
decision is a perfectly proper one,
based upon a fair and honest interpre-
tation of law, and in no way in.
iuenced by a feeling for or against the
soldier. 1t should be remembered that
Judge Sadler is a veteran of the late
war, but that did not deter him from
constituting the law as he conscien
tiously believed was fair to all.
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been detailed to the Baltimore, Billy wa,
Struggled away from the Galena and C
the Baltimore. Now the Galena has G
cat which is a great favorite.
A pair of white rats have the run O
the Monongahela. They have beer
aboard ship fer nearly a year.
"You ought to see the rats run a race
on the main deck" said an old sailor.
owe get them in trim for a race by
offering them a small piece of cheese,
and taking a larger piece forward.
Two of the boys hold the rats, and al
the word go they get under way and
go scampering down. The first rat &c
reach the cheese gets it,"
A game-cock was the pet of the boys
on the Charleston until recently. II
vas trained TO crow every time the
ships bell struck, and it did it most
Justify.
The Enterprise has a black cat aboard.
1t is the best fighter of any cat in the
service, so the trainer says.
There is a parrot on the Chicago that
can rattle off the v|ernacular of the
sailor-man without making a break.
He shouts ''go blown whenever the
sky is overcast and the sea heavy.
Snatches from "Pinafore' have been
picked up by the bird, and he can sing
three lines of the "Cumberland's Crew.
N. S. Adler, in Golden DAYS.
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8 PER CENT. INTEREST
raid on savings deposits.
PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD,
DIVISION.
NOVEMBER Is. 1901

wv II ~ lCfIs
Trains will leave Shenandoah after the above
date FOR W1ggan's, Gilberton, Track zille. New
Castle, st. Clair. Pottsville, Hamburg, Reading,
Pottstown, Phmnixville. Norrfstowp and phi.
adelphia Broad street station at 600 and If:I5.
u, m, and 4:15 p. m. on week days. For Potts
vile and intermediate stations 9:10 a N.
SUNDAYS.
For Wiggan's, Gilberton, Frackville, New
Castle, st. Clair, Pottsville at 600. $40 n. m.
and 3:lO p. m For Hamburg, Reading, Potts
town, Phnnixville, Norristown, Philadelphia
at 600, $40 a. M, 3:l0 p. m.
1910 a. m. and 1874, 5:O1, 7;42 and 1000 p. m.
sundays, ll:l3 a, m and $40 p. m.
Leave Pottsvtlle for Shenandoah at lois,
11:iS a, m and 4:40, T:15 and q:42 D. m. SUNDAYS
at 1910 n. m. and 5:15 p. m.
Leave Philadelphia BROAD street station for
Pottsvtlle and shenandoah at 8 81 and s 80 a m,
4 10 and Z 90 p m week days. On Sundays leave
At 8 30 a m. For Pottsyille, 9 % a m. For New
York at 3 20, 4 o.. 4 40, 3 IS, 6 so. 30, $50. g 30,
80, II 90, II Il. II 35 a m, II % noon Qimited ex-
press 06 and 4 so p M u "A, 1 80, 1 40, . 30. 32O,
90, 4 o., 90, 8 Oo, 20, 8 so, z 10. IL and 10 90 p
m, 1901 night. Sundays at 3 20. o., 4 40. 3 IS.
8 ~ s 80, 0 80, II 35 a m and - "A, l 40, ? 30. 4 "
Qimited 4 50) 3 2S, @ 20. 8 80, Z 10 and S12 d m and
IL OF night. For Sea Grit, Long Branch and in
termediate stations s 20 and II II a m, and 4 90
p m weekdays. For Baltimore and washing
ton 3 80. 20, 81, 9 10, 10 20, II IS a m, II 80 dim
tied express, / 30, 3 49, 4 Al, 657, 7 40 p m - 0S
night For Freehold only 100 p m week DAYS.
For Baltimore only at ? OF. OF, 3 0S and If 30 D
m; Sundays at 30, go, 8 10. II IS a m, 4 Al, g 81
Z 40 p m, IL Oh night. Baltimore only 0S, If 30
p m. For Richmond Z 20 a m. l 30 p m and II 03
night, sundays, : 20 a m, IL O3 night,
Trains will leave Harrisburg for Pittsburg
and the West every day at u % and 3 10 a m
and Omitted 3O0) and 3 40 p m. Way for Al
toona at 8 10 a IN and 4 10 p m every day. For
Pitts6urg and Altoona at II 20 a m every day
and 10 20 p m week days.
Trains will leave Sunbury for Williamsport,
Elmira, Canandaigua, Rochester, Buffalo and
Niagara Fails at $40 a m, and l IS p m week
days, For Elmira at 8 30 p N week days. For
Eric and intermediate points at 3 10 Il m daily.
For Lock Haven at . 10 and Q SO a m daily, / 50,
| ana D 80 p m week uaVS For Remove at p 10 a
m, 1 30 and . 20 p m week days, and 3 1Oa m on
Sundays only. For Kane at 10 q m, 80 p m
week days.
G. II. PUGH, ]. r. WOOD.
Genl Manager. Gen1 Pass'g,r Agt.
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Attest:


A resolution relating to the same subject was
adopted at the same meeting, and also at a
m Meeting of said Council held on Thursday,
April 81, 1892.
In accordance with the resolutions and
ordinance above set forth, notice is hereby
given to the qualified electors of said Borough
that a special election for the purpose afore-
said will be held on Tuesday, June l4th, 1892, at
the places and by the Officers provided by law
for the holding Of municipal election in said
borough.
The following statement is hereby made as
required by law,
LIST, The last assessed valuation in the Bor-
ough of Shenandoah is two million, ninety-three
thousand, six hundred and ninety-one dollars,
(S2, 8 ,691,)
End. The amount OF the existing debt is $40,
579.s7.
Sd. Monies in the treasury, all outstanding
solvent debts and all revenues applicable within
one year to the payment OF the same, is SS7,-
425.53.
4th. The amount of the proposed increase is
$685. 900.
9Th. The percentage Of the proposed increase
is AZ per cent.
9th. The purpose of the proposed increase is,
as set forth in the foregoing ordinance, viz, to
provide for the erection of public water works
at the expense Of the borough.
A Joint Committee of citizens and Council
have investigated the sources of a better and
cheaper water supply, and the probable ex
pense to be incurred in procuring the same
and have reported as the result of their inves
t%igation: Water, pure and abundant, can be
obtained at an estimated cost of $4,000, Thi'
amount added to present Indebtedness of thu
borough would only make Az per cent. on thu
last assessed valuation in said borough.
By authority OF the Town Council,
THos. j, JAMES,
Pres. of Town Council.
n j. C~oAKLEY,
Secy of Town Council.
JAMES SMITH,
Chief Burgess.
taMay lC, 1892.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-05-19

THERE are enough Democrats in
Congress one would suppose to make
sure of a quorum of their own. But
when a horse race or a base ball g'me
is on hand there is no holding a suh
cient number of them to do business.
1t would be a very simple, fair, con-
stitutional procedure for Speaker
Crisp to count the Republicans who
are in their seats attending to bust
ness and make a quorum. But that is
not to be thought of because "Czal
Reed" did it. So the public business
lags.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-05-19

WHEN Cleveland was elected in 81
he was shaken up with Thomas
Hendricks to leaven his mugwumpery
with true Democracy. In 1913, when
he came az near being elected as he
ever will be again, the Old Roman,
Allan G. Thurman, performed the
BOOSTING act for him. Who could
impart the flavor of Simon pure,
moss.back Democracy in the year
1892? Perhaps Thomas F. Bayard.
Most Democrats would prefer Hen
bricks again. To be sure he's dead,
but he's only been dead a short time.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-05-19
B NOTICE.
NOTICE OF A.
NOTICE OF A.
SPECIAL ELEGTION
IN the Borough Of Shenandoah,

For authority from the citizens thereof to in.
crease the bonded Indebtedness to procure a
supply of water for domestic and other pur-
poses, by the authorities.
Notice is hereby given that at a regular meet
ing Of the Town Council of the Borough of
Shenandoah, held on Thursday, May 9TH, 1892,
the following ordinance was adopted:
An ordinance 10 provide for a supply of water
for the use of the inhabitants of the Borough of
Shenandoah and for the erection and main.
tenance Of works, machinery, engines and all
other necessary apparatus for working, raising,
conveying and introducing into the Borough of
Shenandoah an abundant supply of pure water
for domestic use of the inhabitants and to pro-
tect property in said Borough from destruction
in case of fire and fixing a time for the holding
Of a public election in said borough for author
ity from the citizens thereof to increase the
bonded Indebtedness for the purpose aforesaid.
BE it ordained by the Town Council of the
Borough of Shenandoah, and it is hereby
ordained by the authority of the same.
SEC. l. That the Borough of Shenandoah
shall provide a supply of pure water for the
inhabitants of said Borough and erect and
maintain all the works, machinery, engines,
and other necessary apparatus for the making,
raising, conveying and introducing into the
said Borough an abundant supply of pure
water, for the purpose of furnishing and dis
tributing to the inhabitants Of the said Bor'
ough q sufficient supply thereof for domestic
use and to protect the property therein from
destruction by fire, and the said Borough OF
Shenandoah is hereby authorized to acquire
streams of water and adjacent lands and rights
of way to carr out the intent of this ordi
| nance.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-05-19
FOR GIRLS AND BOYS.
OPINION.

Gentle boys make gentlemen"
Grandma said. Said Jolly Ben:
Gentle boys are just like girls
Dainty hands and sissy curls.
Boys must run and knock about,
Kick and prance and yell and shout;
There's no fun in taking pains,
Rushing in whene'er it rains,
Whining if you stub your toe.
Such boys are sissy, don't you knowi"
"a boy l know runs like a deer,
But lifts his hat when girls appear;
He laughs and yells and knocks about,
Putting all cowardly lads to rout,
And yet this boy will feel no shame
When called away from romp or game
'Oh, there is mother, I must go;
Mother always stands first, you knowl'
Gentle boys make gentlemen"
Grandma repeated once again.
Annie A. Preston, in N. Y. Observer.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-05-19

THE Democrats who are circulating
Henry George literature should steer
clear of Chicago. The police of that
enlightened community have a parti-
cular antipathy to red flag communist g.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-05-19

THE death of John H, Evans was
surprising new to the citizens Of
Shenandoah this morning. In Mr..
Evans death the borough loses one of
its best citizens, one who had been
active in the mining circles of the
region for over seventeen years. He
was a kind neighbor, and generous to
a fault.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-05-19
READING R. R. SYSTEM
Lehigh Valley Division.
ARRANGEMENT OF PAssEN.
GER TRAINS.
NAV IL 1000
.nssenrpr trainsIeavo d

ma 10, l6HS.
Passenger trains leave Sheu
andoah for Penn Haven Junction. Nnuch Chunk
Lehlghton, SlattngtOn, White Hall, Catasauqua.
Allentown, bethlehem, Esston, Philadelphia,
hazleton, .Weatherly, Quakake Junction, Del
ano aa9 hahanoy City at 5.5T, 740, 9.08 a. m,
For New York, $50, 9.os q. m, 1859, $40,
5a26 p. m.
For Hazleton, Wllkes-Barre. White Haven.
Pittston, Laceyyille, Towanda. Sayre, Waverly,
Elmlra, Rochester, Niagara Falls and the West,
IA a. M CIV !. M, no connection for Roches'
yer; bu4aio or Niagara Falls), SOB p. m.
tof BelVldere, Delaware Water Gap and
Str1oudsGurg 5.57 a. m, 596 p. m.
For LambertYille and Trenton. aOS a.. m.
For Tunkhannock, 1O.4l a. m, $40. SOB %. m,
For Auburn, Ithaca, Geneva and Lyons, 49, Al
a. M, SOB D.. m.
HorJsanesvtlle. Leyistona and Beaver Meadow,
14O. 9.OS a. m, 1889, 5.26 D.. H..
For Audenried, Hazleton. Stockton and Lum.
Der Yard, 5.5T, $40. 90s, 10.41 a. m, 1852, $40,
526 2. m.
For Scranton, 5.57, 9Os, 1O4l a. H., $40, 500 D.
m.
For Hazlebrook, Jeddo, Drifton and Freeland,
5.51, 7.4O, 9.OS, lO.4l a. m, 10 50, 80. 526 D.. m.
For Ashland, Gtrardville and Lost Creek, 4.2T,
p. m.
For Raven Run, Centralia. Mount Carmel and
Shamokin. S.52, l0.15 a. m, lao, 40, SOC p. M.
For Yatesville, Park Place, Mahanoy City ard
Delano. 5.57, I40, 9.98, 10.41 u. m, 1852, $40, 5.26,
1903, 9.24, 1927 p. m.
Trains will leave Shamokin at I55. l1.55 a. m,
2.l0, 40, Z. m. and arrive at Shenandoah at
9.05 a. m, 1852, $40. 526 p. m.
Leave Shenandoah for Pottsville. $50, 7.40,
9.Os, l0.4l a. m, 1852, $40, 40, 500, SOB p. m.
Leave Pottsville for Shenandoah, 900, 7.40,
800, lO.l5, lL4S a. m, 1872, 800, $50, 200, 7.15, $50
p. m.
Leave Shenandoah for Hazleton. 5.47, 74O. DOS.
10.4l a. m, 1852, $40, 526. SOB p. m.
Leave HaZleton for Shenandoah. 7.30, 915
II .O6 a. M, II. 10, 80, $50, TO5. 1855 p. m.
SUNDAY TRAINS.
Trains leave for Ashland, Girardville and Lost
Creek, L29. $40 a. m, 1870, 2.45 p. IN.
For Natesville, Park Place, Mahanoy City.
Delano, Hazleton, Black Creek Junction, Penn
Haven. Junction, Mauch Chunk, Allentown,
p. n.
For Philadelphia and New York. 2.55 p m
For Yatesville, Park Place, Mahanoy City and
Delano, $40, 11.35 a. m, 1880. 2,55, 40 6.O3 p. m.
Leave Hazleton for Shenandoah, $50, 1130
a, M. LOS. 437 p. m.
Leave Shenandoah for Pottsville, $50, $40,
$50 a. m, 1870 2.45 p. m.
Leave Pottsville for Shenandoah, $50, 1870
l.35, 5.l5 p. m.
A A. MCLEOD, Pres & Gen. Mgr.
@. G. HANCOCK, Gen. Pass Agt,
Philadelphia, Pa.
A. W, NONNEMACHER. Asst. G. p. 4.
South Bethlehem, Pa.
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Wonld Rememher mer.

It is told of one Of the children in a
New York hospital, who had been un-
der the care of one nurse for a long
time, that when the little fellow found
out that he was to go home cured, he
put his hands around the neck of the
nurse, and said softly in her ear: ''My
m win never hear the last OF
you" Was not that a touching ex.
preston of NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-05-19

THERE is a deep pathos in the fact
that no n is so poor as TO trot out
Horizontal Bill Morrison as ''some
good Western man." or even al al
tentative compromise candidate.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-05-19

THE Democrats are going to the
farmers of the country with the
doctrine that they are extortionlsts
and no better than robbers in holding
their farms since everybody has an
equal right to the land. That is the
Henry George doctrine,
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-05-19

The Henry George doctrine which
the Democrats are distributing for a
campaign document, Is, "If you have
not any land of your own help your
self to what you want"
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-10-25
ltfftrFf.tl tQ Webster.

Slc ia thu der Of ein4u.uc such ,
ntrtt. at 'li.nxtt. n1ane ntl n,ore l,r,
/ t'fe>*tTe by the h ATTY I i;s vtrla
/ k*ft:sk+ --'Courle,.
While mAny ~no Il~hrtl Mr. Aat.
on Friday evening rnay have Il ti,.:tt
with l'ltn III tt1r E'a'-nlei,is he iu4ue
II hps remained tor th+ Courier In Tie
! amplitude "t jt- "ve,bAi gathaken l.,
put th1- 'mtutattt II upun l,iul Wh}It
the JOURNAL 'elurter mentally citar
ActefMeu tnany Of his u--. rtlUu. a.
'rot" The ot1en~lve ord remA A,ued Ill.
spoken. And even mentally referred
onIy 10 tht STATEMENTS fuad. utiu Ii to
fnt InllynAkr IN wtlvn they were
''t"'htd. W. nre quit cec1n,u that
lew, If Ahy. Of those present ar the
meeting K-~u%idt t'trhup- ir"tn llt Cuur
lrt. rrrorter-Wele aware tat Mr..
Mats III hts ''ttunu4r elnuueuceH ami
DEPTH nf ttought." waa simply ex-
posluE to puutlt view tie ornate cnI-
heilo~t1mtttta nf ii Pathological Nv i'll
hArrel, hut If we arr to btlievr t1.
T. 'urler. thut IN where he wa. ut.r
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-10-25

y. H. Clifford, New CasseI, Wis.,,
was troubled with neuralgia and rheu-
mat1sn, his stomach was dteordered.
his liver was affected to an ALARMING
degree, appetite fell away, and be- WAY
terribly reduced In health snd
strength. Three bottles of Electric
Bitters cured him. :
Edward Shepherd, Harrisburg, Pa :.
had running sore On bis leg of eight:
years standing. Used three bottles tf-
Electric Bitters and seven boxes or
Buokten's Aruica 6alve, and bis ler l..
sound and we'll. John Speaker, Ca
tawba, O., had five large fever sores
Oh biz leg. Doctors said be was iuout
able. One bottle Electric Bitters an
one box Bucklen'a Arnica salve cure.x:
lin entirely. Sold at Savage Dsax
Store.
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-10-25

A chemist who had just moved into d
new establishment. ts reported by. al.
exchange. was },Astins Of li@ we'll us~
sorted stock In trade "Thete ISN'T u
drug missing" he declared.
''That'$ saying Il EuWl leal." remarked
one of his friends. n 1nan of Il pretty
wit. Come. HOW. I'll wager you haven't
any spirit Of contradiction.
The shopkeeper w4s not in the least
embarrassed. wait II bit." tie saitl.
"Iou shall sce for yourself"
With that lie left the group and re-
turned in few minutes leading by the
hand-lis wife.~-Youth's Companion,
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-10-25

''anm- *ai1 THE irritated narl,er. "It>a
east enough to kick. DiIn't slice ali the
hair otf ypur face: What more do yo1,
txnect for fifteen ce1ltS:, *. !: 80
"Ihe >tnll1le has been removed" re-
monstratea tbs customer. *hat with It Il
iarSe amount Ut my t1;tiele4: =: .~:> III: Vi:
"Nell, whut Of it::"' demanded the bar
ber. Didn't ltlab nlnm on that gast
In Your carr -.:.. l. =, H.. 3 - III"
J: You did," the exacting customer.
confessed. but YOU cut the til off nv
Hose" ~ -: ~... .:~~.'""*:
'And pasted it Oh with court plas-
ter T.
True enough. but you severed Que of
my eyebrows ami lost it on the ttoor,'' j: i: !:
II kept tue razor ont of your eye.
didn't II" 49,: ..- 49,
You did," ..:...: T.. J.. + <:.*:..... -.
land only gashed your neck in four
places:"
"Quite right"
I'm afraid you're II kicker. NV 3D.
vice to you IL to grow q beard or 1uv d
safety razor and not come around insult~
ing union BARRIERS. You're one Of these
fellows that want n dollars worth of
surgery with each shave and then kick
because yon weren't chlorufor1ned.n
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