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The morning call., 1892-12-04
THE TALENT LOST.
Weber Beats Two Heavy
Favorites.
FERGUSON HAS GONE AWAY.
Hedge Rose and Princess Lorraine
Beaten by Wicklow and Clay
more-GOod Sport.
FERGUSON HAS GONE AWAY.

The twenty-frst day of the Blood horse
meeting was not a particularly pleasant one
so far as the weather was concerned, but
ii was vast improvement on Friday. Two
close finishes and the defeat of two hot
fayorites when Wicklow galloped away
from Princess Lorraine and Claymore beat
Hedge Rose were the chief events of the
day. Little Weber, who is in great form
just now, had a mount In every race He
won three. was second once. and last on Sir
Reel, who seems as IL he could not win in
the mud with anything heavier than q
postage stamp on his back.
1t was Starter Ferguson's last day at the
track, as he leaves to-day for New Orleans.
His place on Tuesday, Thursday and Friday
will be taken by I. Jones, who will be re-
placed on Saturday and for the remainder
of the meeting by j. Rowe.
Every one is sorry to say good-by TO Fer
guson, who has not only shown himself TO
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So IL Is with thousands. They WORK, using up
their nerve force until they find themselves eIces-
sively nervous, powers o. mind and thought weak
ened. nerves unstruny and unsteady, nights sleep
less and undressing bodies tired and exhausted.
There Will often be confused mind dim vision, loss
OF memory. dulifeeilng head, dizziness, dsspond-
ency. strange sensations. trembling or excitement
feeling Of anxiety, poor blood. malaria. indIges-
ton. bowels eonstpated. liver and Kidneys oat OF
order.
Ifyou have these symptoms you are In a bad way,
and should have lmmed late attent on.
Mr. IL 5. Skeves welEknOwn miner living at
BEDDING, formerly OF Grass Valley. writes:
"ro the Cosmopolitan Dispeussry. Market. FL lis
and Stockton streets. san MISREPRESENTATION:
desre 10 express FOR publication my gratitude for
the skilful manner IN which have been treated at
your institution. For tweaty years have been
The morning call., 1892-12-04
HOWS YOUR MIND /?

Is 10 confused7 Have you dim visions. loss o.
memory, dun heavy feeling DEAFNESS, DE
sPoNDESCY. FEELING OF ANXIETY. SLEEP
LESS NIGHTS. WEAK AND TIRED sENSA
TION7
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,sDAWS BR OTHERS. ~
Y 7eMARkET ST = iz54hARkET ST y
ANUS EMENTS.
WIGWAM THEBTER.
Corner Stockton and Geary Streets
CHARLES MEYER PronrIetor a Il N.r,z,

-, corner STOCKTON and Geary Streets
ChahLES hEfEk ......- Proprietor and Manager
San tranefscos Recognized Family Resort
Week commencing Monday Evening. nes.5
wealth. OF Novelties and special European
Features This Week.
special engagement at big expense and first an.
pearance on the coast OF oURA'S IMPERIAL IA +.
ANESE TROUPE. direct from the East where
tney created sensation with the Forepaugh and
w . cleveland shows Their equal has never been
seen. First time of Samwells Carnival OF Novel
Ties ana trained Aerial Show the grandest atrrae.
ZION In America. The talented and accomplished
9ueLtlSts, the Sternheims, Adolph and Peppi Ia
and Walker. In something new FlossIe Moore q nj
carrie fieiner. First appearance of Al Leech a
sreaL character comedian. Ed Latell, musical and
parody turn. Thomas c. Leary First nrodncrion
OF lynn and Leary's iaughabe comedy, Her Other
Husoand, with the entire Wlgwam Company Eyery
evening and matinee Saturday and Sunday
The Peoples Popular Priees-23c ana Ioc.
de4 II
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he IS your husband and the father OF your
ehlla al That rateY suggested the official.
Let me see behind his left ear" persisted
The woman. who was vigorous brunette.
The opportunity WAS afforded, when she
sprang back with tragic gasp. mo. Pm
mistaken. Forgive me" and she turned to
lee the place, saying: Frank William !
Oh, Frank When Will l ever find your"
Have a beer?" said Fritz but She was
Needless and left the proprietor and the
policeman alone to gaze after her reirealing
form. -
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Bad start Won
Nebbers
Elias
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MISCELLANEOUS.
THE LACE HOUSE!
d 9AMUEI.S,
1913 to 1919 Post Street, San Francisco.
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL.
keep WARM is TO KEEP HEAL THY F!

market the
Cushions Seen SILK
Call land 2Opercen
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suit that 4 am entirely restored to health. feel
lIght-hearted. sleep and eat well and consider my
self as young man as You can ind at my age. 1
get up In tue morning refreshed snd ready for the
duties of the day / can honestly advise all suffer
ers 10 try your Institution, knowing they win be
honorably dealt with"
Hundreds OF others have been cured write to
call on NJ. woods. Twenty-first and Broadway
Oakland; Fred TourteIotte. 633 Jessie ST.: Charles
Hemper, 602 Davis ST.; Mrs. Downey. oil Lily
The Cosmopolitan Dispensary Is
the only thoroughly equipped nnedi-
cal and surgical institution on the
Pacific Coast.
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HOW MEN SUFFER.
Nervous Debility the Cause
Of Many Deaths.
Ex-Secretary Blaine, Jay Gould
and Others-ArnO's Sad Fate.
Simple Remedy.

THE PHYSICAL AILMENTS OF Ex-sECRE-
taIy Blaine and the late JAY Gonld shonld be
The morning call., 1892-12-04

taken home 10 ones heart
and a lesson drawn. DO
you recolleet the sad fate
OF Henry c. Arno. one OF
New york's miilionaires +?
A man OF high ambition,
he had worked and strug-
gied necessarily for riches.
just as success crowned
his efforts he TELL dead
struck down BY nerve and
brain pTostratlon from
overStrsin and overwoTk
In his drawing room. amid
his magnificent surround
ings. He never lived TO
enjoy the fruits Of his
excessive work.
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sufferer. l have con
suited some or the
best-known specialists
In the United states
and treated with them
without success l
have suffered great
mental rs well as ply
steal distress. After
becoming about dis
couraged OF ever get
ting cured | was al.
vised TO tryy0ur esta5'
lishment and decided
10 do so. About nine
months age l placed
myself under your
treatm entwith the re
a a q
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HYD2OPATHIC TREATMENT

WIN rccreatc and strengthen your exhausted and
shattered nerve forces
Rheum atisn, Dyspepsia, Catarrh,
Urinary Diseases, indigestion, Fe-
male Weakness, Asthma, consump-
ton, Piles, Nervous Debility, Rectal
Troubles, Lost Manhood, etc.
Treated by specialists who have made these
troubles life study.
IL YOU live OF town II viii cost you nothing TO
write and learn your condition We have cured
hundreds by mall treatment Consultation, advice
aud thorough examination free TO patients. A
friendly talk will cost you nothing and may save
YOU years of suffering and perhaps your life. II
after careful examination your case should be
found incurable. you will be frankly told So
Young mlddle-sged or old men suffering from
tho effects OF foilieS and excuses restored to per-
feet health. manhood and vigor. Each visitor seen
prtyate,y and all communications received In
sacred confidence. BE sure and get the correct
address,
COSMOPOLITAN DISPEhSARY,
Market stockton and Ellis SITS. San Francisco. Cal
de4 l2t
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HOTEL ARRIVALS.
PALACE HOTEL

fALASE HOTEL.
s A Joseph, Denver FRaidwin s,ock,oa
byrne Jr 1T LOUIS q Calhoun Hartford
HiH Hamilton y Loubrts a w Rordraur
A 1 johnston, Toronto NJ Springer Y
"a Gross Tacoma W Gum. Everett Wash
- y fAse.g n Clark w,GrandRaplds
y, " Julian gr, Yokohama Dr Jugor, Berlin
mrsH srneeke foEohama MrsN wasawR. Y kohama
a II Locke, Yokohama Mrs Youleg, Yokohama
Moor, japan g BranbalI. NY
n murder W.BNBoEneo Arundel, London
A Hester. MD. UsN DrFA OTIS Sw'NY
Miss Ots, y Skenners NY
a :, !, Minear, kedding Miss NJ ozark Grand Rpds
IL - BeY~n, England III Stoddard. Boston
Mccartney, Mass q II 6iiiett Chicago
MD Topper q ", Fresno g Paine. Cleveland
J Bristren ", Louisville Mrs J Raymond Ny
c J Perkins. Bernardno s b Thomnson' ':nScago
A Condrad. st Joseph II + Pierce MD San lose
LII Watsonville Mrs @ Taleott. sta Cruz
IAicott santa Cruz Valley. Japan
Shom, Philadelphia Miss e Davis Salem Mas
INTERNATIONAL HOTEL
Holman, Riverside CM EichIer Danvma
brooman, Bakersfield + Hackett, Belmont
Sanford, san Jose q Cautrell & w. Utah
Mrs Murphy ny CFGiI5ert Ind
Z Noonan. Macao Gil Bats Ohio
herbics, Ohio Walters. Fresno
. bIvMn LaLbEop MISS J. German, Stockton
hiss Beck. Utah Wilson a. W. Utah
hershey, Denver w Greer Kan. ~
. ~ BARRON MINI NM Gallagher. Oakland
fstOrius, stockton OIL, bakersfield
BranGaD, Ireland G Walker LELAND
James, Va CN Right Lathrop
u steward. Portland CD Holmes seim.
l. l. Rockwell Cal X N Poweu Han,-x,
=, :, , ~ naton, Fresno Mace, walton
\ ~ n S,, a,Ain n ID blakeley. Davenport
NEW WESTERN HOTEL.
y W Eisworth, MINI VI Albin 4 w. Fresno
rni s, a W, Fresno Higgins. COpperopofis
X Brown. retaluma j G. BoyIe Uara.n
III q Dttzen, MERGED FF IcIsos a. -
j III Ayres. Rio Vista MPGreen
NJ .hoinas M Shea. Willows
A johnson. Chicago CD WheIlsr iii
howard IOWA Hart. Denver
y S.unn' Otah PSpauiding, MINI
IYoIs, pan olego Phillips. Los Angeles
"'Vnes' oAhta Cruz nj Knowles, Iowa
Paris laundryman uses plenty of water
anu poiied potatoes Instead Of soaps, sodas
and boiling powders In cleaning clo,bas
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-09-23

A Greek vessel was lying at anchor not
long since in q harbor in the Black sea,
and being q rather suspicious craft an ex.
else officer was ordered to keep watch on
its movements. The captain was anxious
to perform some illegal operation with his
ballast, but he found it impossible to es.
cape the vigilance of the officer, so deter.
mined to make it worth his while to wink
both his eyes. AS, however, the Russian
understood no Greek and the Greek was
quite ignorant of Russian, the proposal had
to be made in dumb show. After indicat.
ing in pantomime what he wanted to do
with the ballast the skipper wrote down
on piece of paper, ''ten rubles." The
excise officer read the paper, and then
promptly wrote underneath it, 100
rubles." This was more than the Greek
felt inclined to pay, and the negotiations
fell through. The affair, however, reached
the ears of the authorities, and the Greek
was arrested. In court he rounded" on
his accuser by producing the document
which had been the medium of negotiation
between them.
did you write thisf' asked the Judge
of the Witness as he pointed to the words
100 rubles."
II did," stolidly answered the officer.
Then you demanded bribef" retorted
the judge in his severest tones.
"By no MEANS" answered the astute
Russian 1.-THE prisoner offered me ten
rubles and told him would not do what
he wanted for 100 rubles. Boston Globe.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-09-23
CORN OF. THE COB.
They We're Not SO Hungry as They
Thought They We're.

they We're Not so Hungry as They
Thought They Were.
1t wasn't their fault at all. The head
waiter put them at the most conspicuous
table in the dining room. A sinister fate
impelled them to order green corn on the
cob.
The woman was obviously constrained.
She had q peachy complexion and bushes
chased across her fair cheeks like clouds
in an April sky
The man was scared to death.
would you like-er-some green corn on
the COBB" he inquired, trying to be casual.
Yes, thank YOU" she demurely replied.
Green corn for both"
In an instant there came sharp forbod-
ing of trouble and sorrow But it was too
late. A sinister fate was hurrying them
onward to their DOOM
Lovely dining room"
Beautiful"
Their lips Knocked their hearts Their
thoughts, far removed from commoner OBJ
jects, were conferred upon two small dishes,
each containing specimen of green corn
upon the cob.
What q nice''---
With courage born Of desperation the
man had speared his ear of corn with n
fork.
-"day this is, to be sure"
"Delighttulo
Their mouths spoke words of hypocrisy
When his hand had travelled half the dis
lance from the table to his mouth his cour-
age forsook hin. He restored his speci-
men of green corn to its dish
Pretty swell people here"
"Awfully swell"
They were both very much agitated
Her bushes were practically incessant
His brow glistened with pcrspiration.
"T'd like"---
The woman became suddenly aggressive
and seized her car Of corn with her hand
Ito live here"
"So'dI."
Her sweet lips were about to open when
her heart failed her She dropped her
specimen upon her plate.
John, wonder'---
She was trembling as she whispered:
--"how others cat it,
81 don't''-
He had lost all his look CT assurance and
looked about in an agony of apprehension.
-"know, Mollic."
They waited in silence for moment.
"John.''
"Mollie"
II amt Il bit hungry"
Neither am l."
They left their dinner untasted. He
tried to meet the stare of the world boldly.
She bent her glance upon the ground and
rembled.-Detroit Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-09-23

We were going through Canada, and as
soon as we entered the queens dominions
d st. Louis man who was in the smoking
car with us began to talk.
mo petticoat government for me-" he
was saying. "Iwant to get out of this coun-
try as quick as l can. tell you, gentle
men, l never did believe in petticoat gov
eminent; women are all right in their prop
err spheres, but when it comes to govern
ment"---
At this moment the car door opened, and
through the volume of smoke stern Wis
aged specialized woman presented herself.
rs that you, Hiram? I guess you've
smoked about enough. Come back into
the sleeper. 1t makes me sick and dizzy to
stay here Come, hurry up" and she held
the door open while she waited.
And Hiram meekly followed her without
a single protest against the home article OF
petticoat government. Detroit Free Press
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-09-23
Little Eddie's Ideas Confused.

Little Eddie Kline was early in his seat
in the infant class of the Simpson Metho.
dist Episcopal Sunday school. Brooklyn
on recent Sunday. For awhile he was ali
attention, but gradually his thoughts re.
verified to the coming Fourth, it's celepra-
tons and its flags. Suddenly the teacher
asked:
Now, children, can any of you tell what
God created on the fourth day."
Instantly little Eddie's hand went up.
"Well, Eddie" said the teacher, "you
may answer. "What was it that God ere.
ated on the fourth day."
"Firecrackersr' exclaimed Eddie tri-
umphantly. No." he added quickly, per-
ceiving he had made some mistake, "the
stars and stripes"
1t was some time before the teacher suf-
ficiently recovered her composure to be
able to explain that the fourth day wit
messed the creation of the sun, moon and
stars, and not explosives nor bunting
New York Sun.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-09-23
Strong Witnesses.

Among the thousands of testimonials Of
cures by DR.. Miles New Heart Cure, is
that of Nathan Allisons, well known
citizen of Glen Rock, Pa, who for years
aad shortness of breath, sieeplessness,
spin in left side, shoulders, smothering
hpels, etc. one bottle of DR.. Miles New
Heart Cure and one box of Nerve and
Liver Pills cured him. Peter Jaquet,
Salem, N. j., is another witness, who for
twenty years suffered with heart disease,
was pronounced incurable by physicians,
death stared him in the face, could not lie
down for fear of smotherng to death.
Immediately after using the New Cure he
felt better and could lie down and sleep
all night, and is now we'll man. The
New Cure is sold, also Free Book, by A.
O. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-09-23
Discipline.

The true soldier obeys orders faithfully,
no matter at what sacrifice. A company
of British regiment was once sent on
some duty in time of peace to remote vii
lage in Ireland, and left there for several
weeks quite separated from it's usual base
of supplies.
During this period some general orders,
applicable more especially to men in bar.
racks, were sent to the commander of the
company. One clause of those orders was
as follows:
'All men in the command shall change
their shirts at least twice week."
The captain gave orders to the orderly
sergeant to see this command put into exc.
ton.
But, captain" said the sergeant,
there's only shirt apiece to every man
in the company. How can they''-
"SilenceW exclaimed the captain; cor.
ders are orders, sergeant. Let the men
change shirts with one another"
So the sergeant saw to it that, as long as
the company remained in the place, on
every Sunday and Wednesday morning the
soldiers snapped shirts with one another
Youths Companion.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-09-23
That Kind of Silk.

She was sweet young thing out on
shopping expedition matching samples
and strayed innocently into the wrong fold
"a big crockery store.
At first she looked around appealingly;
then she approached the proprietor:
Can you match this sample of silk"
she asked, holding up wretched little
dog cared shred between her thumb and
finger.
my dear young lady," said the suave
proprietor, "this is not a dry goods en-
porium. 1t is china store"
"Well, this is China silk, " said the sweet
girl as she dangled her sample on her
finger.
But the proprietor had inted.-Detroit
Free Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-09-23
a DiabOlicaI Trio.

If there is one more dendish than the hateful
trinity, dyspepsia billiousness and irregularity
of the bowels usually existent together, we are
now unware OF it. Those cooperative organs
the stomach, the bowels aud the liver, are
usually thrown out of gear together, and the
restoration of regularity to one is usually the
signal for the others to fall into line. Hostel
ter's Stomach Bitters controls all three benefi
GENTLY aud completely, not only regulating but
invigorating them. 1t also exeIts most happy
influence upon the kidneys and the blood, civ
ing bealthiul impulse and enrching the sec
ond It overcomes malaria and II tendency to
chronic rheumatism aud neuralgia, and i'm
proves appetite and sleep To he nery US it al
lords unspeakable relief. A wineglassfnl three
times daily will, if persisted in, achieve re-
suits to be expected from no other health
mndium
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-09-23
The Pride of Her Mothers Heart

do not always try my best to crafty
your reasonable tastes and ambitions, nv
daughter?"
There was no reply, and the mother re-
sumed gently:
"If were wealthy, Marie, would spare
no expense to provide you with all that
heart could wish. But there is limit to
my power to do so. can only exercise my
best taste and judgment in the selection of
such things as you may require for your
personal apparel, and if they do not al
ways please you, remember, Marie, that
there are treasures of mind and heart
that may be yours if you seek for them
with earnest purpose, and they far out
weigh the ephemeral trifles of ones out
ward adornment"
THAT'S all true enough, mother" an
swered the proud young girl, "but look
like sardine in that hat. "--Chicago Trib-
une
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-09-23
Newspapers Endorse.

Educators are certainly the greatest
benefactors of the race, and after reading
DR.. Franklin Miles popular works, can
not help declaring him to be among the
most entertaining and educating authors"
New York Daily. He is not stranger
to our readers, as his advertisements ap-
pear in our columns in every issue, calling
attention to the fact that his elegant work
on Nervous and Heart Diseases is dis
tributed free by our enterprising druggist,
A. @. Ireland. Trial bottles Of DR.. Miles
Nervine are given away, also Book Of
Testimonials showing that it is unequalled
fo- nervous prostration, headache, poor
memory, dizziness, sleeplessness, neu-
ralgia, hysteria, fits, epilepsy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-09-23
His Personal Experience.

| Hon. James W. Hustled, while serving
his sixth term as speaker of the assembly
OF the state of New York, writes:
estate OF New YORK,
Assembly Chamber,
Albany, Jan. 16, go.
desire once more to bear my testimony
to the value of Allcock's Porous Plasters.
| have used them for twenty-five years
past, and can concientiousy commend
them as the best external remedy that
have known. Years ago, when thrown
from carriage and seriously injured, l
gave them thorough trial. In very
short time the pain that was suffering
disappeared, and within week | was
entirely relieved. On another occasion,
when suffering from a severe cough,
which threatened pulmonary difficulties,
when | was recommended to 60 to Florida
to relieve, 1 determined to test the plas
tiers again. l applied them to my chest
and between the shoulder blades, and in
less than fortnight was enterely cureo.
On still an other occasion when suffering
an attack of rheumatism in the shoulder
to such an extent that | could scarcely
raise my arm, again restored to the
Plasters, and within very few days the
rheumatism entirely disappeared. |
have them constantly by me, whether at
home or abroad. My family as well as
myself have found them to be sovereign
remedy, both for external and internal
troubles. l never bad but one kidney
difficulty in, my life, and the application
of the plasters cured me in week. |
desire, as 1 said before, to bear my testi-
mony in a public way to their efficacy,
and 1 know of no better way of doing it
than by giving you my personal expert
enCe."
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-09-23
Ennui.

He after lengthy call-Well, good
evening.
she-Good evening, By the way, didn't
you propose to me?
He startled-Why-yes; of course.
She pleadlngly-Well, do tell me, like
a good fellow, whether l accepted you or
rejected you Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-09-23

Doctor, what is the meaning of the pc.
culiar formation just behind baby's ear9''
asked fond mother.
"Combativeness, perhaps, madam" re-
piled the doctor
why, some one said it was love of do
nestle life," said the mother.
"Oh, well, it's all one and the same
thing" replied the cynical medical man.
brakes Magazine.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-09-23

Frank Masterson has opened cab
met shop two doors from the cleo
trio light honee, Water street, and
is prepared to do all kinds OF
cabinet work. lie is also agent for
Santa Fe county Of the celebrated kellogg
weather strip, which has been successfully
placed in several buildings in this city,
and gives such well known references as
Hon. Il. A. Fiske, Hon. T. B. Catron,
Sister Victoria, G. W. Knaebel, julius Ii.
GerdeH and E. w. Seward.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-09-23

We desire to say to our citizens, that
for years we have been selling DR.. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption, DR..
Kings New Life Pills, Bucklea's Arnics
Salve and Electric Bitters, and have
never handled remedies that sell as well,
or that have given such universal satisfac-
ton. We do not hesitate to guarantee
them every time, and we stand ready to
refund the purchase price if satisfactory
results do not follow their use. These re-
NEEDLES have won their great popularity on
their merits. @. M. Dreamer Druggist.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-09-23

Ayers Sarsaparilla does what no other
blood medicine in existence can do. 1t
searches out all the impurities in the sys-
TEN and expels them harmlessly through
the proper channels. This is why Ayers
Sarsaparilla is so pre- eminently effective
as a remedy for rheumatism.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-09-23
Only Just Relieved.

Miss Seventeen-And so you are mar
ried at last, dear, after all these years.
How new it must seem Didn't you feel
embarrassed little while the ceremony
was being performed?
Mrs. Thirty-eight QaiDtly)-No, dear,
not embarrassed; only just relieved
Somerville Journal.