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Huntsville gazette., 1892-04-16
HoW's This!

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case Of Caiarrh that can not be
cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
f. j. CHENEY IL Co., Props, Toledo, 0.
Cheney for the last Is years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business
transactions and financially able to carry
out any obligations made by their firm.
West 6o Truax, Wholesale Druggists, To-
ledo, O., Walding, Kinnan q Marvin,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, Ohio.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. Price 75c. per bot
tie Sold by all druggists. Testimonials free
Huntsville gazette., 1892-04-16
-The Germans have a custom

The Germans have custom Of
hiding the Easter eggs on Easter eve,
under the bushes and in the thiclrest
tufts of grass; if the weather is un-
propitious. they secrete them in hooks
about the house. and the children have
merry time iiading them in the early
Easter morn
Huntsville gazette., 1892-04-16
a Discharge of Cannon

Close to the ear could hardly startIe per-
son of sensitive nerves more than the
slamming of a door, the outcry of child,
the rattle of heavy vehicle over a cobble
stone pavement, the wailing of an asthmatic
hand organ. Quiet and strengthen super
sensitive nerves with Hostetter's Stomach
with tranquility. Indigestion, a fecund
cause of nervousness, is banished by the
Bitters. So are malarious, bilious and
kidney complaints, debility and rheuma-
tiSm.
Huntsville gazette., 1892-04-16

fair can be
Timid flowers step forth and see.
Wake, OH blossoms one and all;
Birds. begin yonr welcoming call;
Each your sweetest tribute bring
At the rising OF the King.
Mosses, haste. carpet spread,
Softest green where He shall tread.
Lilies white, before His feet
Pour your cups of incense sweet
Crocus, let your torches glow
Where His gracious steps shall go,
Ring, OH harebclls, gayly ring
At the advent of the King.
At His coming. trembling stand,
Aspen trees on either hand,
Cowslips weke from dewy sleep,
Mosses DER their shoulders peep,
Wondering-eycd the violets peer,
Well they know His step is near,
Sing, oh! robins, gayly sing
AT the coming Of the King.
Lo! He comes In bush and tree
Birds arc wild with song and glee,
in mad ha ste the babbling rill
Tumbles down the rocky hill.
Look, OH look. He comes and now
Bending low the grasses bow,
Naples wide your banners fling
At the glory Of the King.
He ia here. So let US lay
Something at His feet eo-day,
That above earth's treasures free
He will prize. What shall it be?
H.arts, made holy for His sake.
let Us each before Him take,
While all lands exr!tant ring
With the praise OF Christ, our King.
Harriet Mabel Spaldig, in Chicago Herald.
Huntsville gazette., 1892-04-16
when Nature

Needs assistance 1T may be best to render it
promptly, but one should remember to use
even the most perfect remedies only when
needed. The best and most simple and
gentle remedy is the Syrup of Figs, manu-
factured by the California Fig Syrup Co.
Huntsville gazette., 1892-04-16

Mr.. A. B. LAFoRME, Boston, Mass, says
ordered and distributed one dozen large
bottles Bradycrotine among my friends af-
fficted with headache, and in every case it
has afforded almost instantaneous relief.
Huntsville gazette., 1892-04-16

THE disappointed pugilist cannot accuse
himself of being penny wise, but he has
every reason to feel pound foolish-W Wash
ington Star.
Huntsville gazette., 1892-04-16

II WISH George could be cured of his in
fatuation for Emma" Let him marry
her.''-Epoch NH-
Huntsville gazette., 1892-04-16

Is England they stand for office, In this
country they run, and in both countries
they lie more or less.-Oil City Blizzard
Huntsville gazette., 1892-04-16

A WOMAN may not be good laundress,
but she generally knows how TO take the
wrinkles out Of a mans choler with fat
iron.-Binghamton Republican.
Huntsville gazette., 1892-04-16

MEN will worship the ground girl walks
on il she has good corner lots..-N. o.
Picayune
Huntsville gazette., 1892-04-16

THERE was fire in a lawyers Office here
the other day that was caused by SCOT in
the chimney.-Lowell Courier.
Huntsville gazette., 1892-04-16

A RICH man may have all the pleasures in
life and still there is just as much for the
next one sttH ttt
Huntsville gazette., 1892-04-16

EXPLOSIONS Of Coughing are stopped by
Hale's Honey Of Horehouud and Tar.
Pixies Toothachc Drops Cure in one minute.
Huntsville gazette., 1892-04-16

THE time when woman has no mercy is
when she gets a mouse in a trap.-Ram g
Horn.
Huntsville gazette., 1892-04-16

THE minister's study-how to make both
ends meet-Life
Huntsville gazette., 1892-04-16

REMAINS to be seen-the girl before the
mirror.-St Paul Globe.
Huntsville gazette., 1892-04-16

A MAN may possess a cent and a scent
and yet not have sense.
Huntsville gazette., 1892-04-16

MANY poor fellow never gets 10 see the
silver lining until he gets above the cloud.
Columbus Post. r.-.
Huntsville gazette., 1892-04-16

THE jolly dog of last night is apt to be tho
dog with sore head of this morning.-N
Y. Herald
Huntsville gazette., 1892-04-16

A MAN may be lantern jawed and yet his
face never light up.-Easton Free Press.
Huntsville gazette., 1892-04-16

THE gossip believes half she hears and
tells the other half.-Elmira Gazette.
Huntsville gazette., 1892-04-16

Il
disease DIR. Pierce's Golden Med
ical Discovery. In way, that you
can understand, too, by purifying
the blood. When you're weak,
dull and languid, or when blotches
and eruptions appear-that's the
time to take it, no matter what the
season. It's easier to prevent than
to have to cure.
For all diseases caused by tor
pid liver or impure blood, Dyspep-
sia, Biliousness, Scrofulous, Skin, or
Scalp Diseases even Consumption
(or Lung scrofula J, in its earlier
stages, the "Discovery" is the only
remedy that's guaranteed If it
doesn't benefit or cure, you have
your money back.
You pay only for the good you
get.
Huntsville gazette., 1892-04-16

THE question Of the hour-"What time il
itf'-Galveston News. .H e
Huntsville gazette., 1892-04-16

bed staring out of the window. Not
that there was anything pleasant or
interesting to look at for she lived in
narrow alley and could see only the
bare brick walls of the house across
the way, with the exception of a bit of
blue sky which was now and then Wis
ible, as the clothes on Mrs. Maguire's
Huntsville gazette., 1892-04-16

IT is the person who is only half baked
that generally gets roasted. ."-Y Yonkers
Statesman.
Huntsville gazette., 1892-04-16

THE leap-year girl might try him delicate
~ with little pop corn.-Louisville Cour-
ier-JournaL
Huntsville gazette., 1892-04-16

If life We're twice as long we probably
would not be twice as good
Huntsville gazette., 1892-04-16

The proprietors of DIR. Sage's Ca
tarrh Remedy lose $500 if you're
not cured of Catarrh. They prom
ise to pay you that if they can't
cure you. What do yom lose by
trying it? Is there anything to
risk, except your Catarrh
Huntsville gazette., 1892-04-16

A wELL-FITTED shoe is faithful to the
last.-Picayune. t
Huntsville gazette., 1892-04-16

A SMALL jag goes great way on a rail-
road train.-Picayune.
BADLY rattled-The omnibus passenger.
Huntsville gazette., 1892-04-16

A "sAFE burglar is in the penitentiary.-
Texas Siftings.
Huntsville gazette., 1892-04-16

IT doesn't follow that a man is chirop-
odist because he cuts the corn from tue foot
of a hill-Binghamton Leader.
Huntsville gazette., 1892-04-16

B. F. ALLEN Co., 365 Canal St, New York,
are sole agents i'll the United States for
Beecham's Pills. 25 cents box.
Huntsville gazette., 1892-04-16

Our on a lark-Feathera- Stand
ard.
Huntsville gazette., 1892-04-16

THE rabbit hunter is q hare-brained fcl-
lOw-Rochester Post
The Progress., 1892-10-29

the ont. .houses, cribs and cow-stalls
are not in a state OF dilapidation, nor
are his fences rotten and down. On
the contrary, the crop is clean and
hourishiDg in season, the stock Tut or
in good condition, the out-housos,
cribs and cow stalls, as well as the
fences, are in good repair, and the
great majority of hill farmers OF
North Louisiana are honest, frugal,
industrious and sober. They are not
only not in debt, but arc in comfort
able circumstances. They appreci-
ate the benefits Of education and
take advantage OF the offers made by
the public schools, which Tin Caddo
parish at least), have reached a high
state of efficiency, by sending their
children to them, thereby creating Il
higher stpte of scholastic education
among themselves, thus fitting them
for the assumption of any duties,
public or private, which iC may be
necessary TO take up; and as a rule
they are numbered among the best
and highest order of our citizenship.
The Progress., 1892-10-29
MAE FARMERS or NORTH LOU
.iSIANA.

However strong their tendency to-
wards Third Party yism, the farmers OF
North Louisiana are far from being
ignoramuses.
We are aware of the fact that a
certain class of politicians, and many
organs Of the two old parties, refer to
them as hay-seeds, and impute to
them either impure motives or as
acting on ideas based on Ignorance
or b ind proju' j g but t utt' r
auoe of neither transform fiction into
Fact nor falsehood into truth. As n
matter of fact, tho ave'agc farmer ls
better posted on the affairs OF gov
ernment than many men In differ
ent calling, who set themselves up
rs Judges OF their fellowmen, and
pass unjust and uncharitable criti-
'cisms on them.
On the question OF finance, the
average hay-seed, as he is called, the
man you may meet in the road dress
.ed in m unblesched domestic shirt
and leans or c0,,onade breeches,
without coat OF ye-t, driving two
mule team, vii, in a controversy on
the subject, soon set the ordinary
man into water 20 deep that all bis
fine clothes, bold air and lofty speech
cannot save him from drowning.
The North Louisiana farmer has
.crrown to be reader, thinker and
rsasoner. He now does this from
necessity as well as pleasure. lie
has learned the lesson well that tc
allow others to do his thinking costs
more than all his other luxuries and
necessities combined. He has be
come educated to the fact that the
SUTTON paid the highest priced In
structor for teaching half-dozer
children, is not near 20 costly as tha
which he has been paying to have
the politicians conduct the pnbli'
affairs. He has learned only too wei
that the ciass which has been con
tent TO do the voting and allowing 9th
ers to do tEe platform framing is tn
one which is not thought of when /
is made, while others far less worthy
and with much less claims, are vel
provided for to stihe their cries o
disscntion and threats of repudia
ton.
He is a subscriber TO leading, re
sponsible newspapers, and he read
them. He studies political econom.
and can talk too intelligently on
for some who raise the question wit
him; and if any of our readers doub
this, just let them pick out the mos
'ouery" looking bay-seed they see o
our streets, or III the road, aud ban
ter him for an argument on the pc
litical questions of the day, and Sc
If they don't wish they had have pu
an extra edge to their swords and a
additional thickness 10 their buckle
before tue contest has been on man
minutes.
But for all this reading aud study
ing, the weeds have not choked OF
his crop, his stock 10 net half .starve'
The Progress., 1892-10-29

Telegraph-Bulletin: The first Of
the series OF wells 10 be made for the
water works company WAS finished
last week, and the flow of water is
much greater than that Of any other
we'll in the city, reaching more than
one hundred gallons minute. IL is
estimated that two other such wells
will amply supply the city with
water for public aud private purpos-
Us, and these will be speedily COM
pleted. The water WAS reached ut q
depth of four hundred feet.
The Progress., 1892-10-29

Louisiana Mentor: Mr.. Jack De
moss, living a few miles east of PLAIN
Dealing, sent to ;hIs office this week
a radlsn that measured 10 inches la
length and 4 inches in diameter.
Mentor: Giboland. Oct 1.-THE
result IN today's election to remove
the courL-housc from Sparta to Blen-
ville-Arcadia, Gibsland aud Mount
Lebanon give the following msjori-
ties for removal: Gibbsland box, 40;
Taylor, G3: Mt. Lebanon, 5; Biehville,
62; Arcadia, 5UO. Liberty Hill gave
60 aud Law Horns 70 majority
against. This secures safe majority
for removal.
The Progress., 1892-10-29

MONROE S. L. G. G. On o. Animal
Herald: A society has been formed
at Monroe, La, with thirty member
This is the largest in the State out
side of New Orleans.
Rev. Alfred Il. Clay, president
Chas. Schulze, first vice-president; IL
o Alexander, second vice-president
Mrs. q. l.. Bate, third vice-presi'
dent; Mrs. H. H. Russell, fourth vice
president; j. l.. Kalassi, fifth vice
president; ID. N. Sholars. specia
agent and treasurer; IL. g. Vos-, sec
retary, aud Garrett q Mulholiand, at
t lrntys.
The Progress., 1892-10-29

Texas Farm and Ranch: Where
anu what Is the dishonest dollar we
hear SO much childish prattle aboutr
Every silver dollar that comes under
our observation Is worth 100 cents in
any hind of money or any kind of
traffic. Its bullion value don't con-
ceIn us in the lee.t. IL the govern
meDt stamp upon the silver dollar
adds 21 cents 10 its value, We say,
"hurrah for the government" Let
the stamping so ou.
The Progress., 1892-10-29

your sons lie, and to stiile those
that should not influence his conduct
The rod can aid you but little IN thr.
KILLED THE RoAcHEs.-Lake Char
les Echo: A woman in st. Louis,
being very much annoyed with reaches
ia her closet determined to- he rld OF
them. She secured the closet care,
fully with n mixture OF benzine ana
ammonia, she shut the pail inside
Presently she opened the door ana
struck a match to see whether the
reaches were dead. The house ~
now in ashes, her daughter IS dead
and she cannot recover from tho ell
focts of the explosion.
The Progress., 1892-10-29

Presently she opened the uooI an"
struck n match to see whether the
roaches were dead. The house ~
now ia ashes, her daughter IS dead,
and she cannot recover from tho ei-
focts of the explosion.
Democratic Review: There were
10000 men IL the New York parade
on tho 18th. The procession was fif-
teen miles long, and it took SIX hours
to pass u given point. Such civil
and military display was never wit
messed in this land, and viii only be
surpassed 10y the grand demonstra-
tons OF to-day, There were 5,oOo,OOo
people assembled TO witness tho day
and night pageants. just think OF 1t!
ANCIENT LAND MARKS. Review:
While grading the railway track west
Of the city, along Fifth street, con
tractor Martin uneGrthed one OF
Natchitoches' old industrial monu-
meuts. Some Six feet below the sur
face of the hill xhe struck brick wall
Wes. Of it was another wall con
structed of square tiles 7lx2 inches
From the outer wall extended IN
ward and westward two arched canse-
ways, symme;rically built aud solldly
plastered. The theory Is that these
are the remaius of an old brick kiln
worked over sixty years ago ana
above which the earth has Hccumu-
lated in the lapse of years. The lie,
view has specimens of the brick and
les.
MAMMoT CoBN.-Review: Last
Saturday Mr.. f. b. Chadwick
brought to the Review Office several
stnlks Of coro, grown on his place
near this city. 1t is known as the
Mexican variety. The stalks are IL
feet high and contain two aud three
ears each. The grains on the ears
are very compact and'white. 1t will
make meal white like wheat flour
This corn, planted in June, was fully
matured. 1t is very prolific and un-
surpassed for fodder. It is certainly
a curiosity in the maze line.
The Progress., 1892-10-29
PRESS ECHOES.

Lake Charles American: a ranchPr
of California who has been eXperi-
menting with the olive, declares that
they can he grown on the native Will
lows by the ordinary process Of graft
ing. He proved his assertion 10y ex-
hibiting willow branches with 'clus-
ters of the fruit growing on them.
American: While going on the
Kansas City, Watkins and Gull rail-
wsy train To Alexandria last week
we had n good view of the country
and saw many acres OF rice still
standing in the fields. At Oberlln.
the train stopped about half an hour
for aEother train which was due
from Alexandria. We saw quite n
number of people there who came to
purchase building lots, among whou,
were Capt. j. w. Moore and son, of
Sugartown, who will build store a
soon as he can obtain lots on which
to build.
American: It's u good idea to get
out and run around through the
State and visit some of the principal
Young cities. We did so last week
and found nothing to equal Lake
Charles in the way Of building and
business. Alexandria comes next to
Lake Charles III making progress
Has the American made this state
ment adyisedly2 Has it been to
Shreveport aul noted the spirit oil
progress which exists here? While
some of our monied men are unuter-
ably opposed to progression of any
kind save that which lands gold do!-
lars in their pockets for every 5C
cents doled ont, there are others, and
many not very muchly monied men
who are enterprising and energetic
and prove it by their work.
The next time the American take:
a trip The PRoGREss invites it tt
Shreveport, and then let it make re
port of things as they are; and i
Shreveport is behind the times ther
tell it to the world and keep nothing
back.
The Progress., 1892-10-29
THE PROGRESS,
THE TICKETS.

Democratic.
For President,
GROVER CLEVELAND. Of New York
For Vice President,
ApLAiE. STEvEssoT, of Illinois.
SProhibition.
For President,
joins BIDwELI. Of California.
For Vice-President.
DR.J. Il. CRANFILI, Of Texas.
Peoples Party.
For President.
JAMES y. wEAvER. Of Iowa.
For Vice President,
JAMES q. FiELD. of Virginia.
The Progress., 1892-10-29

Subscribe for THE PRoGREss.
The Progress., 1892-10-29

st. Mary Banner: There can 'be
no q qaestion as to what is the matter
with the cotton farmer in the United
States. He las to sell two-thirds of
his crop in the European market at
prices SO low that the cheapest pau
Der labor in the world cannot cGm-
pete with him., and at the same time
he has to buy everything that he
uses, from bis hat to his shoes, from
the lightning rod on his chimney TO
the bucket at the bottom - his well,
from the lamp ON his table to the
latch on his farm gate, in the high
est market in the world No wonder
they cannot get rich.
The Progress., 1892-10-29

Looking Ahead: Never frighten
your child; never permit others to do
it. Every emotion is made stronger
and more responsive to stimulus
when frequently exercised. Ii YOU
want your child to grow mp brave,
keep down, as much as possible every
feeling of fear. Young children re-
ally recover fully from violent shocks.
Peter the Great could lot cross a
bridge without uneasy feelings, be-
cause during his early childhood, he
had fallen from one while passing
over it in a carriage. Make it the
rule to nourish those passions and
emotions that you wish to dominate
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1892-02-12
shs Kept the Umbrella.

A young woman, who had half doz-
en- times either mislaid or been robbed
of her best umbrella, finally concluded
10 try an original way of keeping it.
She had new one made and mounted
on an ivory-topped stick. Then she had
the heavy piece of ivory carved into an
excellent counterpart of her own head
and face. No one looking at the bit of
ivory work for an instant could mis-
take the likeness between the owner
and the head on the handle. Her friends
predicted that the beauty of the handle
would only add to the inducement to
steal, for the head and face were ex-
ceedingly beautiful and tho shrewd
young woman knew perfectly we'll that
they were when she ordered it. But
the strange part Of it was it did not
For six years the owner has carried
that umbrella, through rain and shine,
having new cover put on when neces-
sary, and only once has she missed it
That time she left it standing in shop,
and before she had made the rounds a
polite floor walker had returned it to
her with smile. San Francisco Argo-
nant
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1892-02-12

hCG yOWG
woman's suffering and woman's
weakness. DR.. Pierce's Favorite
Prescription puts a stop to it. It's
a remedy for all the delicate de-
rangements and disorders that make
her suffer, and cure for all the dis.
eases and disturbances that make
her weak. It's a legitimate medi-
cine, that corrects and cures; q
tonic that invigorates and builds
up; a nervine that soothes and
strengthens. For bearing down
pains, displacements, all the func-
tional irregularities peculiar to the
sex, it's a safe and certain remedy.
Other medicines claim to cure !?
That's true. But they don't claim
to do this: if the Favorite Pre-
scription fails to give satisfaction,
in any case for which it's recon-
mended, the money paid for it is
refunded.
Judge for yourself which Is likely
to be the better medicine.
And think whether something else
offered by the dealer is likely to be
Gust as good"
You pay only for the good you get.
On these terms It's the cheapest.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1892-02-12
HOUSEHOLD REPAIRS.
Mechanical Ability Good Quality In
Housewife,

Mechanical Ability Good Quality In
Housewife.
1t is always good thing for house
keeper to be possessed of enough me.
chanical ability for her to make vari-
GUS trifling repairs about the house,
rather than to have to wait until they
aggregate a sufficient sum to justify
the sending for workman to attend
to them. Who has not watched water
faucet drip, drip, drip, relentlessly and
continuously, and has not longed for a
wrench and a leather wash, and the
ability to use them. One feels that it
is almost insulting to the autocratic
plumber to ask him to attend to so
slight defect in only one faucet AS
matter of fact great many house
keepers have learned how to put in a
wash and thus remedy one of the mise
ries of the kitchen. There is hardly
anything which is more annoying than
a refractory lock, yet there is scarcely
anything more easily repaired, provided
it is not an elaborate lock and is not
broken The mechanism of bureau and
other furniture locks is quite likely to
get out of order after some years of use.
These may be removed with small
screw-driver and if one does not under
stand at first what is the trouble or how
the parts should go together, one may
take off lock- similar to it which is in
good working order, and learn the
trouble and how to put the parts to.
gether again. One thing which is very
apt to be the trouble when lock re-
fuses to turn is rust. This may usually
be remedied by putting in few drops
of oil from the sewing-machine can,
without removing the lock. Whenever
lock is removed and replaced, il
should be thoroughly oiled N. Y. Tri'
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1892-02-12
HOW TO MAKE DRESSES.
New Coat Bodlces and Neat Dress Trim
mlngs.

New Coat Bodies and Neat Dress Trim
mings.
Among the French bodices is one es-
specially for slender forms, having the
fronts gathered at the arm-size, and
then in the center lower down, to give
the appearance of a separate drapery. In
remodeing old gowns this effect could
be given with a contrasting material,
which might appear again on the
sleeves. Diagonal fronts are still worn,
and rolling collar, ending in short re-
vers, appears on many French gowns
with the high collar of the dress fabric.
Some bodices show only the second
darts with the fullness for the first
laid in tiny plaits; then diagonal rows
of gimp from the side seams initiate a
corselet, and hold the plaits in position.
A very dressy coat for house wear is
cut to show deep yoke in a point on
either side, and slender vest of con-
trasting material bordered with mar.
row gimp Frills of silk, on silk-trim-
med gowns. trim the lower edge of the
painted bodice shirt front and edge of the
low HtChs WIN HlCSNCS anu gOhO w wi
respond. A few of the new coat bodices
have the center front cut off at the
waist-line and belt added. Coat eff
fects at the sides and back are worn
with pointed or round vests and short
Jacket fronts Short and long revers
appear Oh the new coats, all of which
are shorter than they were in the sum
mer. The round coats, cut in deep Leaf
points are becoming TO stout figures
as are the revers commencing as mere
point and widening toward the shout
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