The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-03-03
WIT AND WISDOM.
SKIN DISEASES.

What spectacle is more disgusting than that
of man or woman with skin disease which
shows Itself lin pimples or blotches Oh hanos,
arms, face and neck?. tits simply impure blood
See what BRANDRETH'S PILLS did for chron-
ic case:
George Chapman, Pineening, Mich, says:
For four years was in the Mounted lnfan-
try in the U. S. Army, residing during that time
principally in Texas. Almost all OF that time
had chronic skin disease, characterized by an
eruption over the entire surface of my legs ana
thighs, arms and chest. The doctors termed IL
eczema. had given up all hopes of ever being
cured, when BRANDRETH's PILLS were recon-
mended to me. 1 concluded to try them, and
have thanked God daily since then that did
so. used them for about three months, and
by that time, was completely cured and have
never had any trouble since"
Worth Keeping.
Father of Family-Madam, what does this
mean? Our daughter is alone in the parlor
with young man, and it's after eleven o'clock!
1 shall go right down and kick the fellow
out.
hour ago and asked for two pairs of SCISSORS
Huh! What in creation did she want them
for?'
''She said she was going to help him clip cou-
s'Whew! I'll go right down and lock the
doors so The can't get away."-Street and
Smiths Good News.
Nothing equals Ayers Sarsaparilla for puri-
ying the blood, and as a spring medicine.
All were Thumpers.
Two men met and adjourned to neighboring
saloon to talk over old acquaintance. In an
swer to inquiries as to the different members of
his family one man said:
my eldest girl thumps the piano."
"And her sister,"
ooh: she thumps the washboard."
'sBut your Wife?'
sShe thumps me."-Detroit Free Press.
Boils and sores indicate impurities the in
blood Ayers Sarsaparilla eradicates humors.
Perfectly Willing.
Reporter-The Daily Catchall wishes to print
your picture in tomorrow's issue. Will you let
us have photograph?
Imported Star-Certainly. Marie where's
that portrait had taken on my, wedding
day?
Marie-I'll get it in moment, madam. It's
Weekly.
We know of no preparation for the hair and
scalp that equals Halls Hair Remover.
Association of Ideas.
"John," said a loving wife, 81 wish you
would sing two or three lines of a song to me-"
what on earth do you want me to do that
for?,
home and I've forgotteo what it is, but think
I'll remember if you sing.'
The good natured husband complied and the
charming wife Said
Il REMEMBER now. It's file I want.n-New
York Press.
A cold of unusual severity developed into
difficulty decidedly catarrhal in all its charac-
teristics, threatening return of my old chron-
ic malady, catarrh One bottle of Ely's Cream
Balm completely eradicated every symptom of
that painful and prevailing disorder.-E. w.
Warner, Rochester, N. Y.
A Mean Plot. a. ~
Pretty Girl-Do, you think it would be immod-
est for woman to propose during leap year?
Old Bachelor <fervently) mo, indeed; no, in
deed l think it would be eminently sensible.
Pretty Girl-Thats just what told old Mrs.
Sourrace, who admires you so much; but she
said you'd be shocked Tllrun and tell her,
N. Ys Weekly. ''3 ~
When began using Ely's Cream Balm my
catarrh was so bad 1 had headache the whole
time and discharged large amount of filthy
matter That has almost entirely disappeared
and have not had headache since.-J. II. Son.
mers, Stephney, Conn.
Not a Favorite.
Mr., Morris Parke-Are you in this race,
Sambo?
Sambo-Wad race, sab?
Mr.. Morris Parke (wittily) The human race!
Puck.