St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1892-02-13
mn AND POINT.


-"How Do you treat heo4eeoeC
~Politely. 1T sit still asd lss >
oshe. Citisen.
"A new paperhas been started called
Tho Kst3paal Barber. u h expeefed 70
scmo.e dandruR and MI . want lsog
felt, II itdoes aot die.-N. O PieayunA
-us en- ~ ens NJ sntals AnA-
Ard 1Ass0 II vasiD nso;
EAe nuse - 0ngO 0not becn
Athn shssasssssyse
Y. asrsA
-"Robesl ds6Rs A(w4o yoa suppose
Sl,ose dosens ana 49, Of empty boz
tles ever got into. ~ eollarT way.
doo't know, 0ydeaF. never boaghs
.. e.pty bots,s h ~ Hfs-"-Bsooklyn
Life. -
-lson and Mooey.-'Noney talks.
remarked the rich M Smartellique 70
. young Woman late Soue evening. ~
goes sometimes. too." she replied, and
he didn't undeE1tsnd -Detross free
Press A
s-Fowlcr-'Dm't you think that wes
q finished perforIaGQce Miss Bo0chte
gave Ms last, nightF Growler-"At
last, yes. and want you 70 know thas
I was mighty glad when Il waA"-bos-
ton Courier.
-Cauie-.'GeorEe has asked No %
be his wife rAope he loves me. Hoa
don't suppose he wants me only for my
money!" Kate-sl don't know, bue
some men will do apythinG for money.
boston Transcsipk
-Jastice Cooahyiwrathfully)-"Seh.
do you tink yoakip teach de- Law 70 an
court7" Lawyer Blaekstone with en-
phasis)-''I yain't tryin' to. 70 honan;
rs only reiucin' IL TO words oh one "
lablc."-Harpsr's Bazaar.
-Young Crimsoubsak-"what Kind
Of . mattress = that sleep on7
boarding. Hose 11is6ess-"lt wss
bought for hair aatDress; and . good
one, too" ..well. Il uIbst b getting
bsld-hcaded. d."-IenkenStstesman
-Outstrippsd sehe otn--Tomson-
''Yoa say you stsrteda{ halfpass ses-
en-" Csllshan-"Yis ~" Tomsoa-
''And IL = now only seven-tweney-ave.
You have arrived before you started
Callahan-''Yk sor, ] hurried"
Yankee Blade.
-"she is largely indebted 70 me-.
said the delighted opera composer, -
the fair prima donna began one OF his
favorite trillA II don't zee how you
can say So" rcjoined his friend; isn't
she at this very moment holding your
notes?"- baltimore American
Mr.. Wickwire-''Isn't this society
reporter mistaken in speaking Of 'MrA
J. Billington Belts. Jr.r didn't know.
thcre was any junior Beta" ArA
Wickwire-"That II Just . notion OF
herA She In his second He still pays
alimony to the first one. ."-Indianspolis
Journal.
Made Him Sick.-DoctoP Ion ocean
steamer)-"Your turn has come. I see.
sir. Allow me to-" Sea-sick Passen-
ger IAN old bschelor)-''N-o. NO doc
tor. lit viii soon pass or IL isa't
sea-sea-sichneas I looked too long at
those-those bridal couples
cst's Magazine.
The Modern Notion.-New Yorker
(glsdly)-''My dear. my salssy has
been raised TO twenty thousand dol-
lara" His Wife (eesta6eally)-''Isaft
that grand Now We can aAord 60 give
:s ;ss:s d: =;
Wf1ersC CAas1tA yGWl
III aDss1iaG 81 v1D11
she made = pu30l1s ~
she? "l'll have . paeeA p1nIl0 ~. =
-'Oh. that isnr & H. i
cooked" Husband DfDd
Of pie. please. Bla6o.
The Proof II lt-1omoo1-1o
editor Of the Moon = not Atts1 t9pooI
form the duties Of his position = ~
son-''I must be9 70 Differ wi1h -
Tomsnu." Tomzon-'I know U0DGuoe
speak. He accepted oap q 1HNoGns
once. and" wilsoa-sOA, - ~
Then I guess you have the bo1e e6e1ko
argumen4".Yankee Blai1e.
Hattie ''What we 49, toes11
Mira lSurns seyfDg absut ~ oounp
Thing hateful IN - bsWA. 1oo11o
-''She said yUu-WsgUy9ee1sQ11 80
dear; bot gave 1qEa ll1( -
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