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The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1892-02-20
The Wav to Drink Milk.

Everybody knows that milk is q
valuable food, that ii it is taken hot
it is q wonderful tonic and sedative
as well. And SO everybody who can
drink milk at all drinks it, and has
the comfortable self appreciation of q
person who feels that he or she is tax
ing good care of himself or herself.
The usual way in which that pleasing
duty is performed is by drinking the
milk as one drinks water to quench
ones thirst-in large swallows. That
is not the way to drink it scientiical.
ly, and to get the good result out OF
it. In order to do that, milk must be
sipped-sipped slowly and not swal-
lowed hastily. The reason for it in
wolves the mysteries OF digestion and
is thus set down by the scientists.
The action of the gastric juice coagu-
lates the milk. When the entire guam
tity is swallowed hastily q solid
curdled mass isformed inthe stomach,
which is harder to digest than lobster
or Welsh rarebits.
On the other hand, when the huio
is swallowed slowly, it becomes finely
divided and penetrated by the gastric
fluid, digesting therefore in q much
Loco: ttpoA .FE%
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1892-02-20

n womdn "raAn-dossn,n :;
overworked, weak, nervous and de-
bilitated- that's q woman that DH
Pierce's Favorite Prescription u
made for. It gives her health and
strength. All woman's weaknesses
and all woman's ailments are cured
by it. It's a legitimate medicine
not a beverage an i~nvigorating, =.
s~torative tonic and Q yoothing and
strengthening nervine, free from u
cohol and injurious drugs. It i'm.
parts tone and vigor to the whole
system. /!
For all functional irregularitisa
periodical pains, organic displaes.
ments and uterine diseases, it, Q
positive remedy.
And a guaranteed one. II d
doesn't give satisfaction, In every
case, the money paid for it 10 ~.
funded. No Other medicine feO
women is sold a. these tsrmA
That's because nothing else 10
"just as good" Perhaps tho
dealer will offer something that'o
"better." He means that it's bet.
ter for him.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1892-02-20
L WING BY CONSTITUTION.

A Small Boy Who Knows What to
Expect AS Rewards and Punish
mentS. .
A friend OF the Rambler has O. bright
little heir who is learning, by expert
ence, q simple yet severe logic. For
instance, when his father corrected
him the other day, Master Tommy
said between his sobs: "You didn't
whip me the last time | waded in the
lgutter." "'That was the first time,"
said the father. "Nell, then how was
/ to know you'd whip me this time,
then?" asked the little fellow, reproach-
fully.
This made my friend do a little
thinking. AS the product OF this men
tai labor he recently showed me his
son, as busy as q bee, copying from
one small brown-bound book into
another. His was the usual agoniz-
ing position adopted by all young
STEERS when laboriously scribbling.
He looked up as l entered
the room, and a big spot Of ink on the
end of his stubby little nose gave him
an odd expression. "Hello!" he said.
"Say, I'm going to have constitution
its II jimdandy, and it sSys when
Pm going to get whipped, and when
pops going to give me 5 cents" In
response to my puzzled look the small
boys father explained that he had
written out a set of rules for the gov
ernment of his high-spirited, though
as yet low-statured son. The rules
were being impressed upon the young
hopeful's mind by making him copy
them for his own use.
cts a sort of revised family para
phrase of the Constitution OF thecoun-
try" said the boys father. The pre-
amble was very literal in it's para-
phrasing. cit read: 1--WE, the mem
bers of The Blank family, in order to
establish iusctice, insure domestic
tranquility, promote the family well
fare and secure the blessings OF disci-
pine to Tommy Blank, Jr., do ordain
and establish this constitution"
There were articles upon the subject
of tidiness, lessons, politeness, music,
play, duties, punishments and re-
wards. The idea is at least original.
VIII it be beneficial, however, to try
and make a spirited boy grow up by
rule? Mr.. Blank and his charming
wife. think that it will. It should be
mentioned that Master Thomas is
their first and only child. This ex-
plains afl.-Brooklyn Eagle.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1892-02-20
What a Chance.
A clever teacher who has the powsl

"A clever teacher who has the p0w1a
Of calling out originality in her pupils
says that she should certainly have
no time for the use of text books il
she attempted to answer all the
startling questions asked her in the
class. One day the attraction OF
gravitation was under discussion, and
Charley Beale volunteered the opinion
that he "didn't see any need oft, any.
way"
cit seems to me-" said Charley,
1t'There's no particular use in having
the earth attract things. Now, when
the apple fell, and made Newton think
out the reason-Why, that apple might
just as well have stayed where it was
It'll somebody gathered it.
"You play ball, don't you" asked
the teacher.
Yes m.
Suppose you hit1the ball high, what
happens?"
aItfalls.n
"But if there were no attraction TO-
ward the earth i'd wouldn't fall. Don't
you think that might prove inconven-
|ient?"
Charley did not answer immedlate-
ly. His eyes were bright with the light
of a new idea.
"Myl" he broke forth, invo1untarily,
What q chance for q home rum
Youths Companion.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1892-02-20
There IS nothing that may
not happen to a thin hahx.

There IS nothing that may
not happen to a thin baby.
There is nothing that may
not happen to a man who is.
losing his healthy weight.
We say they IRE "poor."
They are poorer than we at
first suspect.
Do you want almost all
that is known of the value of
%plumpness told in a way to
commendto you CAREFUL L1v-
1NG-and SCOTS Emulsion of
cod-liver oil if you need it.
A book on it fee.
New York.
Your druggis. keeps SCOTS Emulsion Of cod-liver
ol-all druggists everywhere do. 81.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1892-02-20
Columbus Or---?

An Ohio schoolmistress vouches for
the. following as. q faithful copy of q
boys composition on Columbus. Some
OF the writer's historical statements
are a little "mixed," but our readers
will not need to have the errors point
ed out.
Columbus vas a great patriotic. he
was born in Genoa, Italy. It is undoubt-
ly known what year, but I think it
was Friday, October ~, 1885.
Columbus was the youngest of five
brothers and SO one day he concluded
that he would 60 out and see if he
couldn't do somethingfor his country.
He went to Brooklyn, New York,
and walked the streets until he was
tired and hungry. he hen went to a
baker shop and bought him two three
cent loafs of bread, he ate one going
along the street and the other he put
in a red handkerchief and put it in his
pocket, a lady seeing him laughed at
him and made fun of him. finally he
became SO smart and intelligent that
she married him.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1892-02-20
GOOD LUCK


DR.. Prices Cream Baking Powder IS often called the
0ood-Luck Baking Powder: F.
Owing to the fact that good luck always attends tho
ue OF DR.. Prices, it is not essential to use it the moment
Il u mixed nor is it required to have the oven always just
90 as in the case with ammonia or alum powders. It is not
luck after all, but the exact accuracy and care exercised in
the preparation and combination of all the ingredients OF
d. Prices Cream Baking Powder. Competent chemists
are employed to test the strength and purity of each
ingredient. Nothing is trusted to chance. Hence; it is
always uniform in its work.
House wives never fail to have "good luck" IN max
Ing most delicious bread, biscuit, pastry and cakes that
remain moist and sweet. Only Baking Powder that con-
tains the white Of egga
Dr. Prices Cream Baking Powder IS re-
ported BY all authorities as free from Ammonia,
Alum, o. any other adu1terant. IN tact, the
purity o. this ideal powder has never been ques-
tioued.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1892-02-20
How Spring Came.


There was once a little boy who
had not spent many winters in this
world, but what few he had seen, he
did not care for. He liked. summer,
with it's outdoor sports, Its birds,
an@ it's flowers, 80
Every day, when he looked out OF
the window and saw the snow still
upon che ground, he would sigh and
ask, "'Most spring yet, mann
mar" s, ~a. . 80
One of his mammals friends was a
great comfort to him. Every time
she came to the house she called out,
"Spring is coming, Johnnie; spring is
almost here!"' ~ 49, 49, ;.
One day his grandfather presented
him with a new spring-gun. ) -.
"This is a spring-gun Johnnie" said
grandfather, wishing to make a little
joke and interest the boy at the same
time. ~ ~Hs':ie' ~ 2ses~s> VI ...@,4
= Johnnie was delighted. "Then I Call
60 out" he exclaimed, running to the
window. "Can't I 60 out and take the
spring, mammal" as .'.~r ~. f~~'%"<
mot yet, Johnnie" said mamma.
"See! it is showing. You must wait
awhile longer, and play with your gun
indoors"
"Poor Johnnie! His new hope de.
serted him. He looked anxiously out
of the window. Then, he looked
thoughtfully at his gun. He. turned il
around, and put. his eye over the muz
zle. "See, mammal he cried eagerly
'tsee! I've found the spring. The spring
is down here" 7~& -
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1892-02-20
IN IexaS

The wintery. winds are solemnly
moaning around our weather-beater
sanctum, while ever and anon a ! loose
board flies off the roof, leaving a hole
through which the sleets and SHOWS
must soon fall. We have burned ou1
last exchange, and not a ,cussed sticl
of wood can we find. Our overcoat
was borrowed early in the fall by 6
friend Of ours who may be IN Canada
by this time, while the patches OF ou1
pants are SO much larger than the orig
inal pants, we can find no room fol-
others. Our coat was eaten almost
entirely up by a neighbours calf, anG
the best shoes on our feet are lookin!
calmly up into our face, begging to b
laid to rest with the pair we had be
fore them eight years ago. The hat il
very airy and needs a better roof
while the brim hangs like the leaves
on a weeping willow. And4We are hun,
CRY, weary, and dying. Yet Jul de
linquent subscribers do not pay
East Texas Pinery.
Why he was sent TO the Asylum,
Bagley.-I notice that the judge
sent Smugg to the lunatic asylum in.
stead Of the penitentiary for taking
your note.
Quagley.-I wonder why he did
that?
Bagley.-I presume he thought that
anyone who took anything but cash
from you was non compos men
tis.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1892-02-20
Interruption.

Thomas Carlyle, though a great
talker on occasion, did not talk with
people who, in his opinion, were not
worth his talk. A young American
once called on "the sage of Chelsea
with a letter Of introduction from a
friend.
Mr.. Carlyle talked with him long
enough to get the impression that
the young man had no ideas to ex-
change for his own, and then relapsed
into sullen silence, gazing the while
steadily into the fire.
The visitor, who was much awed by
the presence OF the great man, sat in
similar silence for several minutes.
Then it occurred to him that his host
was waiting for him to say something.
"Ah-Mr. Carlyle-," he began, fal.
teringly, "what d fine old neighbor.
hood-ah-Chelsea is"
"Don't interrupt mel" thundered
Carlyle, looking up angrily.
cab, but Mr.. Carlyle!' said the
young man, in establishment; "but
you weren't saying anything!"
"Saying anything? No, you block.
head; you interrupted my silence!"
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1892-02-20
The Rival S~1ory-TelIers.

A gentleman narrated a~side-splitte,
at the dinner-table, Everybody burst
out laushingexeept II OF the guests
who was deaf. Jealous OF the success
of the narrator, the latter ex
II know q good one too"
And he went, and told the very same
story.-N,ots pour, pire.
What makes that joy, that merriment?
Rheumatic pains, neuraigic govt,
Salvation Oil has put to r0ut-
Salvation Oil, for healing sent,
Salvation Oil, the liniment. p"
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1892-02-20
The Judge Told Him to ssShut Up.,

SALTWATER, MIMI, Feb. 11.-Percy
B. Smith, an attorney of this city, in
suited Judge Nethaway, of the mum.
cipal court. by refusing to "shut up
when ordered SO to do. Being told he
must apologize or pay a fine of $50, he
refused to do either, and this morning
was committed to the county Jail
Smith claims the municipal court is I'M.
constitutional. He was once Judge o.
the municipal court and is . nephew o.
of the millionaire, Isaac Staples, of thil
city.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1892-02-20
u ~neapOlis.

Minneapolis, Feb. t.-Wheat was very strong
tooay, and for the first time in several weeks,
foreign markets showed s1grs Of an encourag-
ing nature to the bull side. Foreig aers were
buy ing wheat. especially in San Francisco. where
an advance Of ice in five days is reported May
opened at Sb&c, and at l o'clock was s7Hc.
February closed at &c; May, opening, sexc;
highest. s7A@s7Ac; lowest. se1c; closing. s7xc;
on track, No. 1 hard, S2Nc; No. ] northern.
S7kci No 2 northern, Sa6S4c.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1892-02-20

They sat-nrrcr tae moonlight, withc.1asp-
ell hama trying - guess what star would
be their home when love became immor-
tai" but soon, alas how o o she caught
a cold and they had temporarily to stop
guessing. They cured her however, with
one bottle of Dr:"Bull's Cough Syrup.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1892-02-20
A 2.
CORN NO. 2.

Flax Seed-!GLc.
CATTLE.
Chicago, Feb. IS -Cattle-Steady to higher;
extra steers, $4.tC@5.CO; fair to good, "a. go
others. s. s0@4. 25; s%tockers, $L.75@a75; COWS,
81. Coo 300.
~Sheep-Slow; lambs, steady; sheep. lower
ewes $3.5t 20; mixed, s4.5O@4. 80; wethers and
yeaTlinCs, 5000 $40; westerns, 81. cog $40;
lambs. S.. co. 6.25.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1892-02-20
FARGO MARKETS.

Fargo. Feb. 15.-The following win be the
opening quotations for Tuesday morning. as
rI nished by the Fargo Foller Mill: No. / HARD
roc; No. ! northern. 69c: No...2 northern, $50
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1892-02-20

The coal industry of the United
States furnishes employment to 300. 600
persons, to whom $110, 600, 600 is paid
annually in wages, and the capital in
vested is estimated at $3.50, 600, COO.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1892-02-20
At Four A, M,

.''There's a light in the window for
you, Joshins.
"Hic-yes-and the meanish part 81
-hic-it Is. I'm p-hic-payingio Tor 4"
Epoch.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1892-02-20
A Lucky Woman.

Prospective father-in-law-And you
love my daughter?
Son-inlaw-Yes, %devotedly.
"And I suppose you want to marry
herr"
"Undoubtedly I do"
"But she is my only child. Her
future welfare is my greatest anxiety.
My own prospects for leaving her well
provided for are not bright, and lean
not part with her unless I know to a
we'll grounded certainty that the deal
child will never come to want. Who
are you and what + your"
81 am q New York hotel clerk.
what! Oh, Joy! Take her and be
happy! l built little high, to besure
but never looked for a streak of luck
like this.
An lnsulted Politician.
During tho recent election in New
York a candidate approached a maj
who had considerable influence with
the voters and gently intimated that
he, the candidate, might possibly
make it advantageous to the Other
party if he used his influence in his be
half.
"Do you NEAR to insinuate that
would take a bribe?" exclaimed tn
insulted party; "that I am n o
those venal wretches who can be cor
rupted with a paltry sum of money:
You insult me, sir. But suppose
was that sort Of an Internal scoundrel
how much would you feel like giving
me?"
"About $780," replied the candidate
"It's a whack!2@ the unbribee
and unbought suffragan. They SHOOK
and smiled.-Texas Siftings.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1892-02-20
GENERAL MARKETH
The Closing Quotations Of the Sod
Markets in New York, Chicago
Minneapolis and Duluth. "
Showing the Condition, Receipts and
Shipments Of the Productsof
the Land.

NEW YORK. Feb. Is.
" MONEY-Easy, at IN to 2 per cent; last loan,
~ per cent; closed. offered at IN per cent.
PRIME MERCANTILE PAPER-sh05k ger
cent.
s4.s5A for sixty days bills and s4.ssA for de-
mand.
METALS.
Pig iron-Quict and steady; American. IS rs.
Copper-Dull;. Lake, $1O1@ 10%.
Lead-Quiet, firm; Domestic, s4.15.
RAILROAD STOCKS. /.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1892-02-20
Chicago.

CHICAGO, Feb. 15.-Wheat was . somewhat
nervous today. but generally strong N builish
character Of news received. and closed with 1hc
gain compared with Saturdays last prices.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1892-02-20

Gensus-taKer-now oIu are yonr-.
May Liza-sI reckon Use bout
twenty-three years ole" ~s...
Census-taker, examining the elderly
black c~ountenance before him with a
puzzled representatives you born
before the war, OF since the war;"
May Liza, indignantly-"I wus
born TO de wah. / amt no sence de
wah niger. Desc here sence de wah
nigggers amt no count. rs a 10 de
wah niger" H..
Census-taker-"Are you married."
May 'Liza-'1 reckon I is. I got a
married daughter wheregot one chile"
Characterization long have YOU
been married."
May Liza-"I speck Ibeen married
bout twenty years. I got seven
chillen, an all DENIS grown"
Census-taker, reading aloud-"Mary
Eliza Jones. Born before the war
at Gloucester Courthouse, Virginia;
aged twenty-three years; been married
twenty years; and the another of seven
grown children"
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1892-02-20
Obstinate Blood HumOr.

HAD TERRIBLE ECZEMA + nG "a 1 Is 1sEs,. a. : as.-ss
and limbs swollen ad seay like . dead fish: The itching y. terrible md 1%nz LOT
SIS S. AND 4 CURED NE. Ny skin i soft and smooth and as tariffs tcsh1s -
Qone-R N. MITCHELL, MMS, Ga @# ###6M&M
know the above statement to Be hue-S s. FIAlnpn, Aass O.
was for ONT time troubled with n obstinate RASH or HUlL0Rs 81 aMn1
over my face and breast. I consulted phyicans, and used many remedies wiho1 -
Al the suggestion Of friend I used SwAs Specific which complaey cured - 1&L
wst " yeMsa ago. and have had no return ii the toubk-EH WxLLst CxnAN1aE -
# S. 6. 6. is the safest and bet remedy Er III troubles Of the Blood and MAA1
cures - rmovng the caussa and q lie sMe time builds MP the general heakA @N@
Send kg orr xa6se uale1 E0A SWIFT SPECIFIC 90, 49,. c.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1892-02-20

DR.. T. Jay Fisk of New York claims
to have discovered the component parts
| of the Kelley cure for drunkenness
He promises to make public his find.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1892-02-20
BaShful Abby.

Abby was a very bashful little girl,
and she always kept cut Of the way OF
strangers if she could. .4..-.
One day her mamma expected a
call from an old friend, the Rev. Mr..
Cobb. and Abby made up her mind
that she should be out of sight, for
she was particularly afraid of clergy
men,. g.. .1Eh-.a. ,.. g.
But it CHANGED that Mr.. Cobb rung
the front door bell when there hap
pened to be nobody to 90 to the door
but bashfu. little Abby.
go mamma, dear, must I go9" ask.
ed Abby. ~,
ayes, dear, run right along"
"Oh, l shan't know what to say!"
said Abby all in q flutter.
"Just ask him in" said mamma,
"and say, will you take IL chair, Mr..
Cobb? Mamma will be down in q
moment Then you can come right
upstairs"
In another minute Abby had open
ed the front door, and the visitor had
walked into the parlor. Abby's teeth
almost chartered, but she tried to rec
ollect what her mamma had told her
to say, and stammered out:
"Mr. Chair, please take a Cobb, and
mamma will be here in q moment"
1t was welEfor her peace of mind
that poor little Abby never discover.
ed the emistake she had made; but
mamma overheard it from the head
of the stairs, as she started to 60
down.
AS for Rev. Mr.. Cobb, he became
one of Abby's best friends; but henev-
er let her know that she had called
him chair and invited him to take a
cob. ...:
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1892-02-20

Item, othello's handkerchief and a.
pasha's mustache.
Item, Cleopatra's asp. '2
Item, A complete repast, consisting
OF four cardboard entrees, a card
board pie, and fowl of the same ma
terial, several oak bottles, and a wax
dessert. Viper"
Item, Five yards Of tin chain, the
clanking of which is beautiful, and
causes torrents of tears to flow.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1892-02-20

Duluth.
DULUTH, Feb. 15.-Wheat, steady.
wHEAT-NO. ! HARD.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1892-02-20
A Railway Adventure.

A lady who has been travelling
abroad relates an adventure which
befell her in Italy in a railway train,
al adventure that is not, without it's
amusing side. Her husband put her
into a compartment alone and went
to- attend to the luggage. After he
had gone a Misunderstanding fellow
got in, and presently the train started
off, the husband not appearing. The
lady was naturally good deal dis
turbed, and the way in which the
stranger looked at her did not tend
to diminish her agitation. +
Suddenly, still with his eyes fixed
upon her, the. man took from his
pocket a large clasp-knife and opened
it. Then he rose, and deliberately cut
from. the window-blinds their
cords, and began to knot them
together. The lady was terrified al
most to death. She expected to be
strangled on,the spot, and began APP
pealing to the stranger to spare her.
He only laughed brutally. answering
her in italian, of which she did not
understand a word. ...-s @r
Then he pulled off his coat and
waistcoat, and just as the terrified
woman was prepared to fling herself
out OF the compartment of the swift
ly moving train, he knotted the cords
SO as to piece ont a broken suspender,
put on his coat and waistcoat, and
sat quietly down in a corner, where
he went quickly to sleep.
The husband who had, by mistake,
got into a wrongcompartment just as
the train was starting and who joined
his wife at the next station, found
her on the verge of Mysteries from the
effects of the fright she had undergone.
Youths Companion. :sh. y
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1892-02-20
For Sale.

+ Among many curious souvenirs OF
the French revolution, M. Welschinger
quotes in Lies Almanachsde ia Revo-
luton" a notice OF the sale of the
properties" of the Theatre des Trou-
badours, NJ. Leger, the proprietor,
was evidently a man who could lose
money cheerfully and makea joke tor
his own consolation. His announces
ment read thus:
The citizen Leger, director, actor
and dramatist OF the Theatre des
Troubadours, having perceived for, q
long time that his receipts did not
equal expenses, notifies the public
that he will sell Immediately at q bar
gain:
A sea, consisting of IL waves, the
18th Of which is larger than the
others, and q little damaged.
Item. "A dozen and a half clouds
edged with black, and in good repair.
Item, A rainbow, somewhat fad
ed.
Item, "A beautiful snow-storm Of
flakes Of Auvergne paper.
Item, Three bottles OF lightning.
Item, "A setting sun, worth little,
and a new moon, rather old.
Item, "A plume which has been worn
only by Edipus and the duke OF Es-
sex.
The Bottineau pioneer. (Bottineau, N.D.) 1885-1895, 1892-02-20
His Brother Was a Genius.

tbs DfoCF16F !" as a O6nluS.
eyes," said the specialized literary
man, "my brother Hiram is the
genius of the family. Perhaps. you
have heard OF my brother Hir-
am?" = "
"Not that I remember" replied the
caller. "Is he a man OF some dis
tinction?"
"1s he? My brother Hiram, sir"
rejoined the scholarly author Of
"Twenty Systems of Religion Criti-
cally Analysed and Compared"
ch%eerfully employing another coal
scuttle full of unsold copies OF the
book into the stove that warmed
his meagre apartments, "is the in
ventor of a toothpick that will not
climb out of the pocket and get lost,
and he is rolling in wealth, sir-sim-
ply rolling in wealth!"-Chicago Trib-
une. .