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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03
HEADACHE.

Headache IS the disorder most eCnplaiEed Of
nowadays, and against which the gresisE
number of the so o-called home remedies are AP
piled. In most cases, however, they are not ne
proper remedies, because most people are is.
norant of the true character OF the numerous
causes OF the disorder. And yet u is yeTT
simple matter indeed. In nine cases out OF ten
h-adsche is produced by disordeIed stom.sa
and consequent imperfect circulation OF lhs
hood which causes n Congestion In the heAl
The physicians therefore call Il gastric head
ache, while IL IL more commonly known a sek
headache. Ii appears in different f0ImS
Sometimes II occurs as dull pain in the fore
head. again rs a sharp acute pain, then Agsia
as a feeling of general oppression, and nn.lly
violent thrObb!ng OF the arteries against ths
temples. In most Of these cases cold feet and
general languor are added TO the other symp'
toms. The last mentioned symptoms pafusa'
larly are an intallbie guide to the cause. No
sickness, No indispostion can be Thoroughly
cured unless the treatment be directed towards
eradicating the root OF the evil. In THIS eAse
the disOTdeTcd or overloaded stomach and Ittf,
which are the source OF the headache mu'tp %
regulated and put into sound condlusn. tg
this purpose there Is no more effective Temeey
and mons that IL better adapted 10 pro
mote the general health than the 81. BSl.
noble order OF f'enedictines, whose members
have rendered such great services 10 the science
OF medicine particularly In the use 81 rps.
These pills are made Of medicinal heIbs o. Mo
Alps. They act as a mild laxative, neuusnf'
Ing slterant and q blood purlner, pTomenns .
healthy circulation. They cause the cloisiag
OF blood in the veins to disappear and 10 "
way remove the pressure on the oloodNe,SS. n.
Of the brain, which are the direct cause o. tls
AdispositIOn known as headache. slhs"
dose OfSt. Bernard Vegetable pills will therefor
alleviate IL and cu4 II completely Ia shst'
time. To be had OF every hTst class lfestss,s
II your druggists haven't them send &c 10 ot
Bernard Box 24l6, New YORK city, and los
will receive same post paid by return mall
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03

was coming. NJ am 60 glad 70 lind
you, Babbette," said the voice that all
ways thrilled her, "for I have glad
news, my little friend"
al have heard" answered the girl,
wearily. "You are q wealthy gentle-
man now"
"Wont you congratulate me7" he
asked. "Aren't you glad for Mari"
"Why should congratulated and
her white face was turned to him in the
cleaning. "Why should 1, when it
lifts you up 80 far away from me-"
"Away from your Why, Babbette,
don't you know me better than that
1t only brings me nearer to you if-if
you will; it gives me liberty to tell
you something very dear to my soul.
Can't you guess, Babbette-love."
Then he did love her7 She opened
her lips; but the answer would not
come.
al have thought sometimes that you
loved me, dearest; was l mistaken"
"No," she whispered; show could L
help it?"
81 don't know; / am sure / don't
want you to help It," he said, with a
low, happy laugh.
Then you will be my wife, won't
you. Babbette?"
"Oh, Maxw
"Why not, if you love me, dear
est?"
al cannot appear well in society and
and l am poor and charity's child"
care those all the reasons why you
cannot be Max Lawler's wife?" asked
he, holding her hands while he waited
her answer.
81 believe they are," she said family
81 brush them aside, then, rs 1
should cobwebs," he said, drawing her
near him. "Will you marry me, little
one?"
"Yes, Max" and the lonely, friend
less orphan crept into the arms of the
millionaire; he whom she thought shut
away by wall of gold.
AT the boating party Max was the
lion of the hour; but he disgusted Kate
Wilton very much by devoting his at
tention to little Babbette. "He doesn't
know she is as poor as a church mouse,
in spite of her good looks" she almost
sneered 10 her companion.
"Why do you ignore the pick of our
social circle and take up with that girl"
asked Uncle Wilton, pompously, as he
noticed his own daughters wiles prove
futile in ensnaring the young man.
because, Uncle Wilton, she is my
wife" answered Max, calmly.
If thunderbolt had at that moment
rent the very heavens the surprise and
astonishment could not have been
greater.
"Do you mean TO say that you are in
earnest~ gasped Uncle Wilton, recov-
ering from his helpless wonderment.
al was never more in earnest, uncle.
Babbette and l were married this
morning at Grace Street Chapel, few
friends being present, while my father
was the officiating clergyman. Will
you congratulate US, uncle?"-Ex-
change.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03
HUMOROUN

RICH MEMS BRAINs.-OmahaL Law.
var-I have just heard Of the death o,
your uncle, whom you know was an oiu
client Of mine. cr,
Nephew-Uncle's dead, en-. smart
man that uncle of mine. Started Oh
nothing and made million after million
without half trying. 49, q,
"Yes, he was a smart man, tnere ID
no doubt OF that. "
.Smartest man I ever knew. saw
him only q few months ago and ms
brain was as quick IS q steel trap, oid
as he was. You have charge OF hls
will, 1 believa.n
"Yes; he left all bis money to orphan
ssyluIns-" ..,
"He didp That will won't stand.
He's been o half idiot these twenty
years."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03

.sBen Hurn to one of his young friends.
advising her to read the book Dy All
means. Meeting him soon alter, she
told him that she had inquired Tor IL At
several bookstores, but none OF tnem
had the book. "What did you ASK IoIf
said the old gentleman. why. ben
She,' of course" replied the lady. A
few weeks later the old gentleman re-
ceived an invitation to the young lazy 8
wedding, and the bridegrooms name
CHANGED to be Benjamin. "Ahl' said
he, as he read the card, she failed to
find Ben Hur,' but she has had better
success, 1t seems. in the search for Her
Benz
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03

JENKINS, I've got something to tell
you. 1t grieves me to say it, but as
friend, don't think 1 ought to Keep
silent"
"What is 1t, man-wiat is itP"
81 saw BROWN throwing kisses TO
Great Scottl / wouldn't have be-
lieved it."
"I thought not"
"But, come to think of 1t, Brown
never did have much TASTE"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03
Deafness Cnn,t Re Cured

by local applications, as they can not reach the
diseased portion Of the ear. There IL only one
way To cure Deafness. and that g by constltu.
tlonal remedies Deafness is caused by an in
II imed condition of the mucous lining of the
Eustachan Tube. When this tube gets in
ilamed you have n rumbing sound or imper-
feet hearing, and when IL is entirely closed
Deafness Is the result, and unless the infiam
nation can be taken out and this tube restored
TO its normal condition, hearing will be de.
stroyei forever; nine cases out OF ten are
caused by catarTh, which is nothing but an in
named condition of the mucous surfaces.
we Will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case OF Deafness Caused by catarTh) that we
can not cure by taking Halls Catarrh Cure.
Send for circulars, free
F.J. CHENEY s. CO., Toledo, o.
sS-SOld by Druggists, 75c.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03
DONALD KENNEDY,
Of ROxbury, Mass, Saws:

Strange cases cured by my Medical Diseov-
cry come TO me every day. Here Is one of Par
alysis-Blndness-and the Grip. Now how
does my Medical Discovery cure all these? /
don't know. unless IL takes hold of the Hidden
Poison that makes all HumOr.
VIRGINIA CITY, NEVADA, Sept. 9th, 1871.
Donald Hennedy-Dedr s. r: | will state my
Ca-e TO You: About nine years ago was para
lyzed in my left side and the best doctors gave
ne no RELIEF for two years, and was advised
10 try your Discovery, which did Its duty, and
in few months / was restored TO health.
About four wears ago became blind in my left
eye bya spotted cataract Last March 1 was
taken with La Grippe, and was confined 10 my
bed for three m nths. At the emf of that time,
as N the start, then it struck me that your Dis
cow r. was the thing for me ; so got a bottle
b lore it was half gone l was able to 20
u NV ""rk in the mines. Now in regard TO my
eyes, as 'st my left eye, and about six months
"a, my rig It eye became affected with black
spa. the 81 ht As did the lett eye-perhaps
suIne twenty of them-but since l have been
using your Discovery they all left my right eye
but one; ; and thank God, the bright light of
heaven Is once more making its appearance in
my l'ft eve. / am wonderfully astOniShed at It,
and thank God and your Medical Divcovery.
Yours tTulr HANK WHITE.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03

A BRIGHT FUTURE.-"When was
twenty-one years of age" he said. II
thought that IL wasn't rich at thirty
l would be too old to enjoy wealth."
How old are you nowP"
Seventy"
''And rich, Of course?"
mo. I'm poor man yet; but I've
got a scheme In view that will make me
as rich as mud before I'm eighty, and
then propose to take things easy and
enjoy life."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03
A LEVEL HEADED PARENT

A Yale College student, being hard
up, wrote to his father In New York:
'Send me hundred dollars by return
mali. He who gives quickly gives
double"
The old gentleman replied by the
next mail. incloslng $50, with the re-
mark that as he had responded prompt
~, the S5o inclosed were equivalent to
the desired 500.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03

DIR. f. G. VESTS NERVE AND BRAIN
Treatment, a specific for Hystpria, Dizziness
FITS, Neuralgia, Headache, Nervous Pros ration
caused by alcohol or tobacco, Wakefulness
Mental Depression, SOftening Of Brain, Causing
insanity, misery, decay, death, Premature Old
Age, BIrrenneSS. Loss OF Power in either sey
Impotency, LeucorrhGa and all Female Weak
ness. Involuntary Losses, SpermatorThnl
caused by over reNertOn OF brain, Selfabuse
oyer-indulgence. months treatment sl. & for
-, by mall. We Guarantee six boxes to cure
Each order fore boxes. with s. will send written
guarantee TO refund Il not cured. Guarantees
issued only by FINNERTY. MCCLURE & co
Soc Agts., lO6 Market St, Philadelphia Penn
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03

peared, and since that time I
" have never had the first sign of it.
az can eat anything without the
"1east fear of distress. / wish all
"that are afflicted with that terrible
"disease or the troubles caused by
cit would try August Flower, as l
"am satisfied there is no medicine
"equal to it." 8
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03

SUGAR." said the schoolmaster to
his class, ''is either made from the
beet, as in France. or from the sugar
cane, as In the West Indies. Now do
you think you can remember thatYn
Yes, sir" replied a sharp boy. "I
think we can remember the connection
between the cane and the beat"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03

ne an insult
scrupulous dealers try it. For n.
stance: you're suffering from som.
Skin, Scalp or Scrofulous affection
or are feeling "run down" "a
used-up." There's a torpid live, ral
impure blood, and all that NAV com.
from it. You've decided, wissIT
that DR.. Pierce's Golden Medicsi
Discovery is the medicine to bsIn
you. You know that it's 0,taroIp
teed to do SO, as no other blood
purifier is.
If it doesn't benefit or cure Won
get your money back.
But what is best for you to tax.
isn't always best for the dealer
to sell. He offers something eisa
that's "just as good" Is it lkeIyS
If the makers of a medicine can,
trust it, can you?
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03
A SUCCESS.

eyes" said Mr.. Henpecked, "wo-
man is undoubtedly the masterpiece OF
creation"
'H'mP' said Mrs. H., "then you dc
think there is some good In wOmanp"
"Y es; when man was created he was
lonely and needed some one to talk to
MIN, and woman was created for that
purpose, and she's a success"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03

Mr.. Henry ]. Jones, ,PhiIlipsburg, n j writes.
Enclosed find p cents in postage stamps, for
which please send me a box of ST. Bernard
Vegetable Pills. Fpr a long time endeavored
to find remedy for malaria. However,
found nothing. l was induced to try box of
st II, rnard Veg6 table Pills, which benefited ;
me more than all the medicine / had ever
taken. / have used all had and would there
fore request you to send me the box as soon
as possible
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03

A CORRECT DIAGNOSIS Young
physician ito patient)-Your dyspepsia
comes, l think, sir, from too high liv-
Ing. You are q very high liver, are
you notP"
Patient-Yes, sir; live on the top
door of New York fiat.n
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03

EDITOR ito young assistant)-"Mr.
Greathead, 1 want to map out line of
journalistic study for you" Young
assistant (dubiously)-'I am pretty
well up In newspaper stuff. as it Is,
SIR" Editor-"I am aware of that,
Mr.. Greathesd; but you know too
much. Iwould suggest that you devote
one hour each day to forgetting some.
thing"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03

HENRY (preparing for the country
-"There ought to be room In one OF
the trunks for my things. 1 got you
Six" Considerate Wifs-"You forget.
dear, that my six dresses take a trunk
each. But did not forget you. Here
Is nice little satchel you can have all
o yourself"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03

'How does it happen that there are
so many old maids among the school
teachers?" asked a reporter OF teach
er the other day. because school
teachers are, as rule, women of sense;
ard no woman will give up $50 posi-
tion for $40 man." was the reply.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03

Among Russian geologists the belief
appears to be settled that granitic rocks,
once thought to be of igneous and
eruptive origin, are really Of aqueous
formation. The GRANTEES Of the rapids
OF the Dneiper when closely examined,
show stratification, and under the mi.
croscope they are seen to contain drops
of brown water.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03
The Most Pleasant Way

OF preventing the grippe. colds, headaches,
and fevers Is to use the liquid laxative rem.
edy, Syrup Of Figs, whenever the system needs
a gentle, yet effective cleansing. To be bene-
fted one must get the true remedy manufac
tured by the California Fig Syrup Co, only
For sale by all druggists in 5Oc. and 81 bottles.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03

II all the disease germs which are
abroad In the atmosphere were to find
the conditions which are essential to
their development, the human race
would be exterminated before the MIL
lennlum was due. The chief of the
micrographical department of the Paris
observatory has discovered that the
number OF disease germs of one KIND
or another contained in cubic metre
or the air OF the French capital ia in
winter 1000. In May 1900, in June
85 600, In August $4,000, in October
IA 1000, and in November 5000, and II.
cannot be supposed that the atmos-
phere In other large cities is much lees
tainted than it is in Paris, or that the
air even OF country districts is wbolIx
uncontaminated,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03

IN AN advertisement by a railroad
company or some uncalled for goods,
the letter 'l' had dropped from the
lawful, and 1t read; "People to whom
these packages are directed, are request
ed to come forward and pay the awful
charges on the same"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03

''DID you ever" said one preacher to
another. "stand at the door after your
sermon. and listen to what people said
about 1t as they passed OutP" The
other replied, II did once"-a pause
and sigh-''but I'll never do It
again."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03

PAPA-"Why SO pensive. my daugh.
ter?" Eloise: Jack Burlington has
just returned all my notes, and every
thing between us is ended" Papa:
Quite a coincidence, my dear. One
of his WAS returned to me this morning
protested.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03
SUFFICIENT FOR THE DAY" ETC.

'sUFFIoIENr FOR THE DAY." ETC.
Cynical Old BachelOr-What makes
you grin like an idiot?
Young Happicuss-Oh. I'm the hap
piest of mOrtalsl Tomorrow 1 get
married
Cynical-Yes, suppose you are the
hsppIest man in town to-day"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03

Say, papa" said Willie, "will you
tell me somethingp'
''Certainly, my boy"
"Wllat would a hen say if she could
talk?"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03
FATAL VALOR.

ga tough fired at a policeman yes
terday with Q heavy calibre revoi-
ver." -.
"And what did the policeman dor
Did he arrest the toughp"
mo. He arrested the bullet"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03
A DAINTY DOG.

Tramp-'Say, guv'n'r, will yer dog
bite me?'
Owner-."Not he. He's very parti-
cular what he eats
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03
MEN AND MONEY.

'tMoney talks" remarked the rich
Mr. Smartellique to a young woman
late one evening.
ut goes sometimes, too, she replied.
and he didn't understand.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03
FEARFUL.

"Dawkins looks very pale and anxious
to-day" q vary
"He is worried. He IS TO nave q seiy :,
painful operation performed to-hlGh"
"What's that"
s.Heis to have a porous plaster ie-
moved from his back"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03

TomBy-Paw, what are Swings Of
the wind?" The wind does not have
real wings, does itp
Mr.. Figgs-No. That Is merely
poetic expression for side -whiskers.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03
A SOCIAL CATECHIsM.

"And what do you mean by q wise
manY'
"Une who can DO without the
world"
And by a foolP"
lone who fancies that the world
cannot do without him."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03
kansas uses sunaower stalks a. fno,

kUP1IlRe ], Jacob Gensc1eimer. ofc1
iy Ss,red ~ ~, TON, N. J., have been thoronSb-
me snS OF, rhiia do the hardest Kind of ,s,
MAYER aIsa mear no no truss: Go to see MIN. Dr.
Reading Pa s1ues on fbs treatment e. at Hotel Penn
ing Sunday OF each month ana follow
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03

Certainly, In one instance, It does Hoods
Sarsaparilla is the great protection against
the dangers OF impure blood, and it viii cure
OF prevent all diseases of this class. IL has
well won its name Of the best blood purifier
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03

While making bolt in the steel works
at Homestead, Penn, recently, work
man turned off a shaving 2G5 feet i'll
length. y shaving III feet Ill length Is
exhibited as great curiosity In the
Wood wich Arsenal, England.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03

DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO APPLY 1T.
Lady Ito rheumatic old woman)-"I
am sorry you should suffer so-you
should try electricity"
Old Woman-.Thank you kindly,
mum. Be l to swallow it or rub it
IMP
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03

One of two things has to happen.
You're cured of Catarrh, or you're
paid $500 cash. That's what i.
promised by the proprietors of DR.
Sage's Catarrh Remedy. By its
mild, soothing, cleansing, and heal.
ing properties, it cures the wors,
cases.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03

DO not send your daughter away for change
OIL ar Till you understand her aIlnl.nt Send
Two Ic. stamps for Guide to HEALTH to LYDIA
L fihkham Medicine Co., Lynn, Mass.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03

uWho said there that 1t was tired,
asked the farmer sternly, looking
around.
81 think" said the horse, meekly,
ssIt was the wagon wheel spoke.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03

An exchange speaks of a man who
sis not a physician but a simple drug
gist." We had supposed that a drug
gist was a compound fellow.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03

A tight money market often inuoces
loose financial operations.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03

DIPLOMATIC PHRASE.
Tommy-Paw, what Is preVarica'-
orr
Mr.. Flgg-He is liar who weighs
more than you.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03

A girl in Norway must be able 70
bake bread before she can have a beau.
The one who takes the cake as a cook
is considered the flower of the family.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03

The United States Marine Corps was
FIRST established by the act of Congress
of November 10, 1775, authorizing the
enlistment OF two battalions. to be
styled First and Second Battalions Of
Marines"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03

The clergyman with 'long head Il
ant to indulge In short sermons.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03

All that most m en- have in the world
is what they are going to get.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03

itafhicted with sore eyes use DIR Isaac Thomp-
sons Eye-water. Druggists sell at 25c per bottle.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03
Cann's Kidney Cure n

Dropsy, Gravel, Diabetes, Bright's.
heart, Urinary or Liver Diseases, Nerv,
business, DC. Cure guaranteed. S3I
arch Street, Phisad'a. 81 bottle. &
ior 80, or druggist. lOeO certificates of
icures. Try 1t. ~
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03

AS a sole stirring invention the bastl
nado is worthy of eminent mention.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03

The difference between an editor
and his wife is that his wife sets things
to rights while he writes things To
set.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03

He is a mighty meek man that can
patiently hold baby while his wIie
puts IN a couple of hours at the piano
learning the latest lullaby.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-02-03

Twelve hundred and eighteen kinds
of mushrooms grow in Great Britain,
not including the mushroom aristoc-
racy.