The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1892-09-30
The NEWS" TURN NOW.

1--WE have no news hut good news. The
reports / get from the doubtful States
esp ,cially the South, are entirely salts
factory. ."-Chairman Harrity In an inter
view.
What +! Are there any doubtful States
in the South?
AS was expected, the Journal bolts
Cleveland. IL has been preparing the
way for this course and has discounted
the effect OF its turnover.
Tribune.
But it hasn't. AS the Burrillville
Ne,cs cleverly remarks. The PRovI-
DENCE Journal says it is of not much
consequence who wins in the Presiden-
tial election, but the same paper has
spasms of horror because New Workers
propose to change the name of the
Bowery to South Third avenue. The
Journal has keen appreciation of the
critical periods in the life of the Ameri-
Can Republic" That's it in nutshell.
Chicago liverymen have entered into an
agreement between them selves to charge
&22 day during the Worlds Fair. They
ought to be boycotted, every mothe RS son
of them.-Newport Herald.
Are you sure you've the facts right ?
The News wouldn't wonder much if it
was only $21.50.
Why cannot we have carriages with
steel wheels and ball bearing axles and
pneumatic tires ?-P. V. ID. Times.
Because they cost too much for most
of us, and because for ordinary pleasure
vehicles second or two more or less in
the mile isn't worth bothering about.
The denomination of Governor Russell
as the standard bearer Of the Bay st ,te
Democracy, was the only logical thing
for the party to do-Newport Observer.
And the only logical thing for voters
to do is TO vote down the logical Demo-
cratic candidate.
If the people of Newport see fit to
smear thems elves with the same Honey
another year. it is to be hoped they will
not annoy the rest Of the State by their
howls of agony at the stings of the gal
ley nippers" attracted thereby.
vile News.
Don't worry. There won't be any oc-
casion for a special session next year,
at least there wont be the same occasion.
Blaine now weighs 1917 pounds. s.-woon-
soc ket Reporter.
That's just about right, and augurs
better for the great statesman's health
than if he weighed $50.
The case OF the coal trust is just this;
IL Is breaking the law of Illinois and of
the United States on every day OF its ex-
istence. Chicago Inter-Ocean.
IL does more than that. Ii breaks the
modest surplus OF poor people who have
TO buy coal. The iniquity of the coal
combine consists in the fact that il is rob-
berry wholly unnecessary and indefensi-
BILE.
The heavens are ablaze with the ONE ms
OF victory in state and nation.-St. Paul
Globe
Yes, yes: to be sure! But the victory
will not be for the party the Globe
trains with.
When you hear Democrats talking
gravely about carrying Massachusetts
and other settled end civilized regions for
Cleveland 10 is not kind to laugh.-St.
Paul Pioneer Press.
IL may not be kind, but how can an in
telligent being helpi IL?
IL is perhaps too early to make any ser
ious remarks about tho probable result In
Novepn ber. Atlanta Constitution.
No. IL is not too early to seriously re-
mark that Harrison and Reid will be
elected
The country became aware during the
imbroglio between the United States aud
Chile that an opinion OF an unusual char
acter held the mind Of President Harrison.
brooklyn Eagle.
None but Democratic paper would
consider President Harrison's idea OF
the proper settlement Of the Chilean
difficulty as peculiar. IL was patriotic.
which may be synonym Of peculiar
with Democrats.