New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-06-10
THE TALK OF THE DAP.

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II for the Hits gone astiay with cause.
rs the Illusion you cherish so dearly,
J Is the Jerk" yon can master-or neariy1
Is the Knack you never acquire,
& for the love unto which none aspire;
NJ Is the Miss tint you're such an adept in,
is the Net that your vOlleys get kept in:
o is the Opponents beginning to tax;
= Is your Partner who says your plays lax.
9is the Quarrel that's apt 10 ensue,
is the prize Racquet you vainly pursue;
s is your Score. microscopic in size,
T is the Temper that's natural-not wise.
WIS the Wrist stroke You never can make,
stands S se for You that goes without saying,
. Is the Zany that you are for PLAYING
"The Boston Globe" thinks that many doss RANKED
as Al by their owners are really only X 0.
Badly Damsged.-Mrs. Bingo-I shall have to gee
q new walking dress, my dear This one Is worn
Binso-But you got IT only the other day.
Mrs. Bingo-I know It, But / walked through tvV
drygoods stores yesterday.-(Cloak Review.
There's a soda water sizze
And one moment brings drizzle;
and the girl whose charms char are s many
And the young men have MT any
Cash TO spare.-(Washlngton Star.
The air is sweet with the breath Of flowers.
The stately tulips their leaves unfold,
Fair Flora Walks through tnc k;tu'H UD"crs,
And the verdant meadows starred with eoN.
The oriole sings on a bending spray, 49,
The r ana brea o a aHs s s Ssh tune
"what Is so rare as day IN June !"
When a Chicago barber calls out snakes instead
of next, at the close OF Job. he means thereby
10 tell his fellow-workmen that the customer n
question does not shell ont any "tips.'
awhy, Jackson. this isn't a bit the kind of house
I supposed You would build"
70: Pm rather surprised myself; but the archE
tect Is very well satisfied "-Crid-Bit
Miss Frances E. Willard won't go to summer N.
sort this season. but will ride safety bicycle instead.
Patient-I guess I'm about well, amt II
DOctOr-Almost.
Patient-Whats my BILL -,
DoctOr-You're not quite suong enough Tor tnas
yet-(Detroit Free Press.
Dr. Parker of the City Temple London, who has been
mrng charges OF plagiarism against brother clergy
man. is accused OF the same offence by corre
spondent Of 1.-THE Pail Mall Gazette who prints par
allcl passages from his Apostolic LIFE and Dr.
Plumptre's Commentary on the Acts
Putting 1t More Direct.-"Ah wadsleish. do you
happen 70 have 70 that you don't need,
Indeed haven't"
Mldgeiy thinks the question over and is uncertan
Well I say, wadslegh, do you happen to have u
that need very badly l"-(Chicago News Record
In Oregon the other day they digging and
hoeipg potatoes at the same time digging last years
crop left In the ground all winter, and hoeins this
years planting.
Teacher-No living being can read your Writing.
Why don't you Try , to Learn I'm going to be DOCTOR
Hike papa.-(Good News
Three factories in this country that make tho abb
men paper used In photography, use over 100000
eggs every year.
In the new British Pharmacopceia, metre weights
uil ha n the entire exclusion
OF the English weights and measures
THE TABLES TURNED.
In masculine attire she Stood
maiden fair to see
And the words that fell from her soft ups
Were fair words could be.
For years she'd loved him with a love
As much as she coud stand
Twas leap year now. and 50 she came
And asked him for his hand.
The young man blushed. and shook his head
said he: I'm much afraid
! could not wed a drl who wears
A necktie ready -made.s
-Clothier and Furnisher.
In Bremond Tex, the other day the adherents Of
Governor Iogg got up Il meeting of Poles and hired
a smart Pole 70 address them In their own tongue
But the thing didn't pan out as expected The speaker
told his hearers that he had been paid TO certain
things and they needn't believe word OF what he SAID
good-looking. welltodo and popular young
bachelor OF sverton was being teased by the young
ladies' OF n club for not getting married. He said:
IN marry the girl OF your club whom, on secret ,
vote, you elect TO be my wife, There were nlne
members OF the club. Each girl went into coT1e:
and used great caution In preparing her ballot ana
d sgiised the handwriting The result OF the vote
was that there nine votes cast. each eir recev'
ing The young man remains bachelor. tne
club Is broken up and the girls are all mortal enemies
united in the one determination that they Will never
speak TO that nasty man again.-(WaSmngion, ID. "
Herald
A Mauritus paper of recent date contained the
following unique birth notice:
II IRTH.-Gaston Prokop Miroslaw de Tarnowsayf
- on his visit TO Earth-waking on the cares s sna
troubles OF this world-but just now enjoying anec-
tonate tenderness in a pious Mothers arms-oeSs MS
name be written in the Book Of Life. ~ =.
New-Grove. Mare D'Albert 18th April, le9S' ~
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