St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-26
SUNRISE SIGNALS.
When all the booms are sandbagged.
And soundly put to sleep
Save Benny's-then-the stricken deer
Will surely go and weep.

Save Benny's-thenth the stricken deer :
Will surely go and weep.
A club called the Cercle Francois has been
organized at Cairo for the fuftheranee o.
French interests in Egypt. Is this in the
nature of a direct attack upon the presi-
dental boom OF Col. Bill Morrison? The
colonel lives perilously near Egypt, and it be
hooves him to square himself with the sseer
cle.' l.
Isn't the daily announcement that Senator
Sherman is not presidential candidate be-
coming triffe monotonous? Will those ped
pie who say ne is please stand UP and be
counted? 1t will not take long.
A correspondent of au Eastern newspaper
discusses the question: docs man own
his own wife ?'' Theoretically. yes. PraeS
tically. it depends somewhat upon the wife
put great deal more upon the husband. >
TheCologre Gazette made some remarks
about the kaisers famous Brandenburg
speech. and was Immediately prosecuted for,
lese majestic. Probably the Kaiser thought
s'-''-i " A -. IFS
1t is whispered that Joe Cannon, of Hill
nois will try to secure all election to the next
congress. The worst feature about this is
that Joe Cannon's mouth will run ON the.
| same ticket.
It's confidently believed IN certain quar-
ters that the Bland wing of the Democratic
party is taking long shot on the. short
dollar"
THE EARLY STRAWBERRY.
Rattle its bones
Over thu stones;
Its only strawberry
Which nobody owns.
And why?
Because the price is so blamed high. =;
Detroit Free Press.
Rattle it's bones over the stones;
It's only an oyster which nobody owns.
And why?
Because gentle Spring is so nigh
1t may be pedantically objected that the
metaphor concerning the oyster is faulty in
the fact that an oyster has no bones. In ex-
tenuation OF this serious lapse in style and in
palliation of the figure of speech employed.
we earnestly urge this argument: Neither
has the strawberry.
The irascible Mr. ingalls, celebrates his re-
appearance on the political surface by allud-
ing TO Mr.. Cleveland as q wooden man"
Typical Republcanism needs no further test
of Mr.. ingalls, loyalty to the party. .
Rudyard Kipling is said to have taken a
great fancy to Vermont during his honey
moon there. Undoubtedly. Spruce gum and
maple sugar go long ways toward making a
honeymoon enduraple.
1t was generally supposed that for the pass
age of the silver bill in the lower house
everything had been creased for the occasion.
Why this painful hiatus?
The Bushnell creditors have been holding
a meeting The Bushnells themselves are
understood to be holding picnic down in
the soft, yoluptuous cline of Australia.
Your true spring poet is as receptive as the
Louisiana lottery. All is poetry that comes
into his net Now there is H. Gee Clyde of
Chicago. As exchange editor of the Chi
cago Globe he seizes upon copy of our
esteemed contemporary. and reads therein
the thoughts that breathe and words that
burn regarding the alleged advent of early
spring. The style and logic leave their i'm
preston on his plastic mind He seizes his.
pen anu "ii'es' So III
l love to see the little birds ey
That sing upon the tree, ~
For they foretell of balmy spring, on
That season dear to me. IN
take my winter gear down town ii
And sell it very cheap. 81;
When l arise next mornI see t35.Is
The snow ten inches deep.
There is a most excellent reasonifor the
present queseent state of Secretary Blaine's
presidential boom. AT precisely o'clock
some one of these fine afternoons he will
proceed to steer the ship of state smack up
against Lord Salisbury's port quarter.
1t is thought that the Introduction of Mr..
Mills into the United States senate will
prove as beneficial as au electric shock in a
case of catalepsy. 400
Who killed Stanford Newell?
81 said the P. P.
'''Twas easy, you see
ibid It with editorial gruel'