New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-02-17

The Indian method is ms follows Take slender pole
about twenty feet long, and drive In on one side .
bow OF the boat propel Il by padding with The pole
The pole in passing through me %a,ef, catches ts
be caught In "A short time.-lNancouver Telegram
An American traveller in England thus sums mp
his experiences in English hotels: a small room
In a big house will come high big room in o
small house will be charged for at a reasonable rate
80 II the waiter Is pretty girl. the cookery gooA
and the appointments modest, the bill VIII be low;
II rc waiter Is nnnkey in spiketall coat ana The
food bad, the bin will be high
IS. II the bcdstcad In the IL OF carved mahog.
any. 100 years old. with mattresses three fees
thick. and a gorgeous canopy and curtains the bill
will be low; II the bedstead Is cheap, new Iron
orc with brass knobs, you'lI pay In gold
a. II you get a napkin without nsing for II, tolls
graph Your banker for funds at once. For
tunately this does not happen often Forty-nins
hotels ont OF fifty in Britain are gIiltless ~ napkins
"5. II the dining room has n bay window. look QUE
for an extra nlnepcnce. II the house Is new, two
shings extra.
IS. None OF these rules will hold in exceptional
cases. and nearly all the inns In England are e.
ceptional.'
Tho observing is ever discovering sGmethins
new The observing man at me theatre tne o rSs tmc
IL il the man who wanders about between the acU
looking for friends lie secs about s at way ~ o crv
i'm the row behind excuSing himself and treadlng on
feet all the vay over When he reaches her and gains
her attention. I've spouts the following conversation -
stage whisper: ~ ,., -
low arc you. Miss Somebody Why, IT'S some M,
time Since | saw you. Where have you been all tho
time Tho grip suppose NOR ..,..,,.
Well. / am pleased TO know that The epdemio
shipped you. IIOw's your mOtherf I'm de,lghted 70
hear she', well. Father well A. usual Well "ri
that is delightful Walks without his clutches now
How pleased am TO hear it, A.,
Your teeth don't trouble you as badly As uey
used TO- do thew Had them pulledl You're very
plucky Fine weather out, isn't II. IL IL dldnt sho"'
suppose II will rain tomorrow. ,.
LIS very peculiar weather we've been naS1ng
Yes most peculiar winter. When 1t doesn't sno" ne
You are trembling for fear he will ask In whisper
that can be heard all the house how her broeFs
corn is when he says good by.-(hlbany Argus
See Kansas man in his first dress suit excaims
81 Tic Topeka Lance Gaze on him. Feast your eyes
nnon his tout ensemble observe his hnnds-hs rest
loss homeless hands 80 undetachabe-so obstinaeiy
therel lie knows them but he cannot place them
His trousers have no pocket at the side, one leg iees
longer than the other, and his feet are In MS way
This is hi, first appearance In swallowtall' MS
mortal frame he ne er before hath decked In tSsey
like this. Upon his face he wears smiIe-a "an'
appeaing smile-a smile that budded and then irohe
10 death. and stuck fast where 1t died. Look at tnAs
smile and then go weep
George Catches on" Katie" he said. tmldy, i
have allowed myself 10 hope that you REGARD INC ~
something more than a friend - ,,,..
George she answered >Oitiy, WIFI hai-@'ci"~
face "you-yOu are away on ,-A,..~
And George understood. lie came beaFeH -tN'"'>s"
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