St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-04-11
SUNRISE SIGNALS.

man has invented poi'eeman's helmet
with whistle in it. bot where, oh, where can
the average copper find place 70 wet f..
Now that ex-GoY. Thayer has discovered
that he is really dead. perhaps he will desiss
from interfering with the obsequies.
petrified ham has been discovered In In
diana. II is not known whether he applied
for an engagement and was refused. or Yas
simply strnck with petrifaction while walk
ing between one-night stands.
A few weeks since Sunrise Signals an
nounced that il would have. shortly. some
thing TO say concerning Gen. Alger and his
presidential boom. However as said boom
has mysieriOusly disappeared, 1t has found
IL advisable to reconsider the announce
ment There is absolutely no foundation for
any remarks.
A Minneap polls Republican organ speaks OF
Senator Wolcott as "a most deyout worship
per Of the silver calf More properly speak
ing the silver craze Is a painful illustration
Of a group Of bipartisan calves worship
ing silver.
II is understood that the honor Of escort
ing the bloody shirt TO Miunea polls mas been
delegated 20 Corporal Tanner. That Il will
be waved In behalf of b. Harrison, however,
is extremely doubtful.
According 10 the Omaha World Herald
there is a postoiiiee In New Mexico named
HotteFnheli, which was so named during
presidential campaign. Considering the fact
that The citizens Of New Mexico are barred
from voting for president OF the United
States, IL is reasonable 10 suppose that at
such time HotlernheIl would be the coolest
place in the country
The free cotton tie bill follows fast in tn
footsteps OF free wool Free binding Irvine
is now at the bat. with lumber OH deck.
Wrestler Moth appears to have fuitered
promiscuousiy around Mr. MeIIugh without
getting his wings Singed in the least.
We sincerely trust that the P r. will not
scare the present apology for spring of the
nest. IL IS very small, very umif. mere
weaklng. as It were and will not stand much
editorial smuggling
The New York Herald comes our for four
presidential tickets: Blaine and Reid, Lin
coin AMI Reid, Watterson and Hill. or Camp.
bell and Hill Having come ont and suf-
fciently aired Itself the Herald may as well
Withdraw into its shell and close up. None
OF the parties mentioned are possibilities,
probabilities or ayailabilities.
New Workers never think OF looking for a
robin as a sign of spring in Central park.
George Francis Train and his bag Of peanuts
fill the bili-also his own Dill.
Lieut.. Totten is pronounced crank be
cause he predicts tho end of the world in a
few months. But what shall be said of the
Chicago paper which is prophesying an early
suppression Of gambling in that city?
A private at West Point pulled the whskers
of a drum major and has been sent TO prison
for six months for tine offense. We, really.
can imagine nothing more andacious than
this act unless it be Senator Hompe's epis-
,olary attack OH Ignatius Donneily.
1t is not anticipated that the formation Of
q rice trust in this country will have a tend
ency TO discourage weddings.
Mr. Hill tells n New York reporter that be
doesn't Ike being q senator. We wonder if
II ever occurred 10 Mr.. Hill TO try and be
president.
It would greatly conduce to perfect pOiiIi-
cal harmony in New York if Grover Cieve-
land could see his way clear TO train down to
proportions satisfactory to the waspish little
editor, Charles A. Dana.
Is this country aware that B. Harrison
success at Minneapolis means more speeches
Of the distinctyely Harrisonian insipidity!
Kentucky has appropriated 100000 for a
liquor exhibit ut the worlds fair. No conf
dence is violated in the statement that this
action has the explicit sanction of DR.. Kee
In, hi hvp crriu