New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-04-15
SPRINGER AND HIS FINGE

That Illinois man. by name Of Springer,
seems determined 10 have an active finger
" '"' indianapolis Journal.
Notwithstanding its reputation land OF whiskey
the Legislature OF Kentucky has appropriated 100000
for state exhibit at the Worlds Fair on conduon
that no intoxicating liquors shall be sold on the prem:
ises Of the State exhibit.
1t isn't always the best man who gets the biggest
a preacher with the dyspepsia ISLANDERS God every
Better live in a house without windows than in
The prayers we proud Of never receive any aten
II " YOU don't want your boy to turn out bad. dona
bear down too hard on the grindstone ,,..
Make yo1 hs inmner in the Wilderness but once.
The man who IS trusting in God with al MS heart
never trembles for the crop when ne hears II
There are people who think II they stand on the
river bank and throw straw to drowning man
Il IS as bad to cover up the blind eye in horse
trade as Is to rob db mah a''er you nA'e '0'"e0
some Of the people who are the most anxious
about the recognition OF friends IN heaven are me
ones who shake hands with two fingers On church
-(Ram's Horn.
Partridge Of Chicago, who Is said 10 have made
g. 600, 900 in the last few days drop in wheat,
gives II his solemn opinion that "an education Is
not an essential to money making Here Is another
Indictment against college education There are
multitudcs Of bright college men today all over the
country who will never have anything more than
modest though sufficient competence while along comes
Partridge Ct Chicago with college education at all,
ana by simple twist c: the wrist, 10 speak, rakes
in - 100000. No wonder Partridge snecrs az educa-
ton. lie knows that there is nothing about slump
in wheat a furry in corn in the college teStoooS'
and he Is doubtless acquainted with plenty OF literary
fellows who wouldn't know corner in pork II they ran
up against IL in the Board Il Trade.
A New Ad.-" Miss Frolique's diamonds-' began
Cant run thai for less than 81 llne,' interteced
Aw. / wasn't goin' to give you any gua. about
their beire stolen. ! had lust rafting good story
SS" W. sI had ne n use T Se sP PARK for oghs Pc
II wcnt.-(ndianapolis Journal.
According to a local paper. they had great times at
recent FIRE in East Winthrop. Ne. The local preacher
did more work tm all Of the fremcn. sacrificing the
tails OF his best IFS efforts to subdue the flames.
OF the goods only two bottles Of sarsaparila were
saved, and OF those was used In saving Daniel
Robbins's whiskers. which caught fire. Several men
were scorchcd badly while trying TO keg Of hard
cider from the cellar Scme one stole the refreshments
prepared for the dremon ard the day closed with
grand dog fight.
The chicken-raslng industry is likely to have
boom In Montana \ citizen OF Butte, IN that state.
who killed rooster for dinner the other day found
several nuggets Of gold in its crop ard eizzaFd II"
members OF his flock and began mining them The re.
suit Of thi, operation had cash value q 1881. Tho
find and setting them to WORK at scratching for aer
death. The Montana chickens are not as wise As the
old Greek cock that Aesop tells 81. he turned away
from prcciou, stone preferring gain OF barley
Philadephis Record.
The thousands o, Americans who have visited tho
quaint Old city Of Nuremberg Germany VIII regret
(, learn that the Aldermen have decided TO remove
large portions OF the famous walls with the turreis
and towers surrounding The ancient town. Nuremberg.
like other cities OF the Faerland. has grown rapidly
since the Franco prussian war, and the picturesque
walls IL is said. interfere materially with the street
traffic Yet many traGesmen and wealthy inhabi'
tanis OF the place strongly oppose the plans OF the
Aldermen and have determined prevent their exccu-
ton II possible. They rightly that the old walls
have been The cIcf attraction the hosts Of visitors
to Nuremberg. and fear tina. their removal even in
part Will cause many travellers 10 The city rom
the lists OF places Of interest In their itineraries All
Germans have an interest in the walls OF Nuremberg,
as In no other German city have these relics OF by
conc days been preserved in their entirety. and people
OF all countries viii regret their destruction
Ms, EMcrb2dy.I don't see what ANYBODY can SEQ SEQ
In that Miss Prttwun. she's not at ali well edu-
Gated. doubt II she can spell her own name.
Mrs. McCalnl-oh. well. i doesn't make 30 mac,
difference In her You know. She isn't likely 70
keep her name lcng.-(Boston Transcript
TRUTH OF this city has begun the publication o.
large cartoons In colors after the OF Judge
and Puck" II has two uncomrhony effective and
interesting cartoons this week. one entitled us there
Mailman on the Throne ~ and representing the Ger
Emperor. while the other drawn by W Granville
smith is entitled "ChuchGoing In 1892 and 1897
and Is impressive In Its contrasts. Truth deals
more largely IN wit and humor than formerly and ID
much quoted In the newspapers OF the country
DIR. Jaap-Yes. / am going 10 retire. I've GOT
enough and willing give somebody else Glance
Fogg-I see. Your motto henceforth Will be Live
and let live. r--(BOStOn Transcript.