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The Lamar register., 1892-10-22
Yes, We Know Him.

Do you know him, Who! Why, the MAJ
who wants to argue everything. The mar
who beats n horse and starves a COW. 1h'
man who does not stay home at nights The
man who loves the sound of his own sweet
voice The man who thinks 1t smart to be
brusque TO strangers. The man VINO poasts
of his own extravaganza and vices The man
who keeps his seat while ladies are standing.
The man whose alphabet always begins at
the third vowel. The man who tells one
story to the same man a dozen times. The
man who at forty thinks he is handsome and
charming. The man who would fetch the
umbrella back in ten minutes, The man who
borrows books and papers and never returns
them. The man who interrupts You when
YOU are trying to talk TO him. The man who
thinks the world will fall To move on when he
Is gone The man that calls everybody that
ioes not believe as he does crank.
FL. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, O., Proprs
Of Halls Cstarrh Cure, offer &100 reward for
Any of catarrh that can not be cured by
fixing Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for taSbr
rsonials, frec. Sold BY Druggists, ID 49,
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To Young Wives.

A disappointed bachelor has said that some
time after marriage mans wife ceases TO be
supremely attractive TO him. Never was a
greater libel. Beauty preserved and grace re-
tanned can never lose their charm or yield
their empire The preservation of our bodies
in their original healthy perfection and com
illness is sacred duty. Every young mother
who will faithfully carry the directions given
with each bottle of Mothers Friend will
never lose figure or complexion. The dainty
bud will mature into the blooming rose, and
old age will find her blessing the day she first
used Mothers Friend" Sold by all drug
glsts
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lust as a rotten tenement coliapses when 100
great a weight or strain is brought 10 pear
upon the upper floors. so does puny physilue
colapse and cave In when subjected 10 mo
strain OF disease which must come sooner OF
Later II it is not reinforced and built up HOS
letters Stomach Bitters is OF immense service
TO the debilitatcd. the nervous ana the ayspoP
lie because IL strenpt thens and prevents them
from caylng In. II is not necessary to have the
biccps o, Samson to be beautifully vigorous s.
Many slender apparently fragile and under
sized people enjoy phenomenal health NlRor
means the ability TO digest, sleep and eat wei:
T'his power IIostetter's Stomach Bitters VIII
confer IL will besides, cure malara bilious.
rheumatic and kidney ailments, mitigate tho
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sasDHEl1 REGULATOR CO.. Aiilrt,, Ga.
sola ~ al dTusststs.

The hypophosphites of
lime and soda combined with
cod liver oil in SCOTS Emul-
sion improve the appetite,
promote digestion, ard in
|crcase the weight.
They are thought by some
10 be food; but this is not
proved, They are tonics; ;
Ehis is admitted by all.
Cod-liver oil is mainly Il
Eood. but also a tonic.
In SCOTS Emulsion the
bod liver oil and hyPophos-
2hites are so combined as to
e; the full advantage OF both.
Let us send you n book on
tAEEFuL LIVING; free.
Ser us-sr. cA-zl.s,, .. Sa-sA IA s-s-s-,
J." Vera
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ONE OF wn11r1rn.s LAST roEAs.

would not II could repeat
A life which still is good and sweet;
keep In age, as in my prime,
A not uncheerful step with time,
And, grateful for all blessings sent,
go the common way content
To make no new experiment.
Oneasy terms with law and fate,
For what must be calmly wait,
And trush the path cannot see
That God Ia good sufiiceth me.
And when at last upon life's play
The curtain falls, only pray
That hope may lose itself In truth,
And age In heavens immortal youth,
And all our loves and longing prove
The foretaste Of diviner lovel
John G. Whittier in ST. Nicholas.
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THE MAKERS of DR.. Sage's Catarrh
Remedy say: "If we can't cure your
Catarrh no matter what your case is,
We'll pay you $500 in cash. Now you
can see what is said of other remedies,
and decide which is most likely to cure
you. Costs only 50 cents.
The Lamar register., 1892-10-22

To Utah, Idaho, Montana, Oregon, wash
incton, Puget Sound and the entire Northwest
and Pacific Coast, via Union Pacific, the short
line Cars of all classes through Wlthout
any other line See maps and time cards.
Ticket office 1903 Larimer ST.
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The through service offered to Chicago via
the Union Pacific and Chicago II Alton rail
road is uncxcelled by any other line. Mag
nifcent Pullman sleepers, dining cars and
chair cars run daily without change, Denver
to Chicago via Kansas City. Ticket office,
1103 Iarimer st.
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WHEN NATURE

Neeas assistance it may be best 70
renoer II promptly. but one should re-
~ ~memSer 10 use even the most perfect
leIeaies only when needed. The best
ana most simple and gentle remedy is
INC syrup OF Figs, manufactured by
the California Fig Syrun Co.
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,g You who have that dreadful BLOOD
poisoN and have taken Mercury. potasb'
;. >. s. and all other so-called cures Without
permanent heip can be quickly and perna-
m nen.iy cured by the Ceolc Remedy Co.,
,ian 0uinEa, Neo' Write to them and get tie
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DR. C. r. Judd,s Electric Belts will cure In

DR.. C. B. Judd's Electric Belts will cure In
nearly all cases Where medicine fails, the
system lacks electric force which these belts
supply at once and recovery is sure to follow
Prices, So, Sc, $40 and SIS. one-haf cash
with order, balance after six months, trial, II
they prove satisfactory. In ordering give
waist measure and state price of belt wanted
In chronic diseases the SO and SIS belts are
most seryiceable. Judd Electric Co., Omaha,
Neb
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TO SCHOOL DISTRICTS.

We nay the highest price for School District
Ron is and furnish lithograph bonis. all comp!ets
ready for signatures, less than market rates.
County and municipal bon Is bought. Investment :
male for no residents in Denver reli esst.' an
mortgages Address. F. G. PATTERSON, ~
Peoples Bank Building, Denver.
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quick and permanent cure. Mr.. j. NJ.
Keesier, 141O W. Lombard ST.. Balto., Md,
says 'sf take great pleasure in saying that in
n case of neuralgia in my family, found Sal.
vation On effectual and speedy in the cure OF
the PATIENT
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coRRoBoRATION.
covefy'

"I'Il tell you what l think Of Gon,
Said Perkins to McCann.
"He's got in him the makihss oi
A mighty able man.
at must be in him. qitoth Mccann'
With hint OF lurking doubt.
..Sinoe can swear II any can
He never IeIs il out
-Boston Courie<.
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Sunday is spoken of as a day of rest. Bu
not by men who have to read the Sunday pa
pers to their wives.
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Dr. Z. b. Judd's Electric Belts will cure In
nearly all cases. Where medicine fails' the
system lacks electric force which these belts
supply at once and recovery Is sure to follow.
Prices, 60, g, SO and SIS. One-half cash
WIN WIN order, balance after six months trial, if
lhey prove satisfactory. In ordering give
Malst VI measure and state price of belt wanted.
most seryiceable. Judd Electric Co. Ca ON Omaha a.
Neb. w. oN'Ai''A'
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Quoth Tom: Though fair her features
be, 1t is her figure that pleases me-" "W hat
may her figure bei'' l cried. ''One hundred
thotlsandn he replied.
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y, -, NIEtsLIOIl, bIIIOUS AttaCks,
Sick and Bilious Headaches, and all derange,
ments of the liver, stomach and bowels.
They're guaranteed to give satisfaction, or
your money IS returned.
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"You oughtn't to feel badly said the
Ace to the altered three-spot. at isn't your
fault you have changed" But lot K so like
the Deuce" retorted the Tray.
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FoR indigestion, constipation. sick head
ache. weak stomach, disordered liver-take
Beechams Pills. For sale by all druggists.
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Mrs Nancy wirts, 1201 Caroline ST., Balti
more, Md, thus gives her experienced: Nv
have used DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup and have
never found It's equal for our children"
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Judge" said the foreman of an Irish Jury
s,n wnen sS.'ing his verdict, 1--WE find the man who
The Lamar register., 1892-10-22

You who have that dreadful BLOOD
POISON and have taken Mercury, potash,
S S. S, and all other so-called cures without
permanent help can be quickly and pernla-
neptly cured by the Cook Remedy Co,
Omaha. Neb. Write to them and get the
euilence
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The mean man breads parting with anything
for nothing, and Is miserable when told that
that his health is giving away.
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The White House is closed to otiice-seekers.
Now If free lunch routes were closed they
would have to walk home.
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II cases OF drunkenness were argued before
|, full court there would be no convictions.
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The smallest men are heaviest when it be-
comes necessary for the political party TO car
ry them into Office.
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..Hnn-an'- EnrCic Corn Snive."
Warranted to cure, money refunded. ASK
-our druggist for It Price Is ce0ts.
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Gazing In.

Do people laugh in their sleeve because
that Is where their funny bone isi
The Lamar register., 1892-10-22

The self-made man is frequently exceeding
ly proud of a very Door lob
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Mrs. winsIow's soothing syrup, for Chill
dren teething, softens the gums, reduces infiamnn
.tn, nlIurs main. cures wind cl.... 25c. bottle.
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Grain may yet be move through pipe lines.
Look at the vast quantities of smoking tobac-
co that have gone that way.
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BnGer's Norwegian Cod Liver OIL
Quickly relieves thrua. and lung d seases and tIr-
parts yigor and new life. Sold BY druggists
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THE GETTING ITDoWN

Young man make a note of tb,s. Grass
widows are not green
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Fast rrains-Low Rates

In cholera time. The conscientious milk
man will now use boiled water.
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Through Service to Chicago via Kansas
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THE ST. JAMES, DENVER.
UNDER MAHER CLARk'S Manayenent the
above hotel Is be ming this most popular hotel in
Denver, and the headquarters for State people.
Rates $50 to s.bJ per day.
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THE GETTING 1T DOWN
Is bad enough, with tho ordi-
nary pill. But the having it
Gown Is worse. And, after
all the disturbance, there's
only a little temporary good.
From beginning to end, DR..
fierce's Pleasant Pellets are
better. They're the smallest
and easiest to take - tiny,
sugar coated granules that
any child is ready for. Then
they do tneir work SO easily
and so naturally that it lasts.
They absolutely and permau-
emily cure Constipation, In
IL
The Lamar register., 1892-10-22

First Tramp haven't seen you for three
months. What have you been doingi Second
Tramp-Time.
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The old-fashioned schoolmaster differed
from .lIghtning, because he struck several
times In one place If it was broad enough.
The Lamar register., 1892-10-22

DoOh-KEEPING. Shorthand, Typewriing, Pen
ID manship. students aided to employ menI. OALe-
logue free. ID. A. Farnham, Principal penver-
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Denver Business Houses
KING SHOE COMPANY, aS45s RsD
SHOES, No. 1915 ARAPAHOE ST. DENVER.

= DID CENT. INTEREST paid on deposi
D i u III by the Colorado Savings Bank, II
larimer St. penver. Gall or write for tnformatio
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-08-12

double breasted, win rour uurrons, lap
seams three-quarters of an inch wide,
raw edges with double row of stitching
and velvet collar. And this also the
general style of the close-ftting gar
ment is followed and the coats viii be
cut slightly to the figure.
listers will be fashionable this win
ter. They will be made of fine Irish
frieze or rough-1Aced cheviots. and as 3
novelty the cap worn with it will be
of like material
While the man Of fashion will adjust
himself easily to the quiet colors in his
wearing apparel, he will have a splen-
did opportunity to revel in bright de-
signs when 1t comes to a selection of
late and fashionable fall and winter
neckwear. The Shades are as fixed as
the Paris or London fashions each year,
and are the creations Of La Chambre
Syndicate des Fleurs ct Plumes." One
of the leading effects, one that will
make hit everywhere, Is the new two
color ground weaves. These give a
shimmering and changeable effect that
is very pretty. The grounds are of two
colors divided into scales like those on
the fish, and are worked in the follow
ing combinations: Black and griselidis,
black and bedoin, black and criquet.
The combinations are eNpuisitely
blended, and over the grounds the re-
lief effects are broche, facome
and Jacquard. The color is worked
in fine soft silk. The new criquet, a
myrtle, is given great prominence 1t
comes in different shades. ranging from
the light green seen ON the salad leaf to
the darker tone of the champagne bot
tie. Gloriana is accorded very promi-
nent place in the new silks for neck
wear. This is terra Gotta shade,
used In grounds as well as relief effects
and white and contrasting colors- At
tia is a new prime shade, dark rich
purple. The oldereliable blues have
come out in all theold shades. with the
addition of at least one newcomer that
promises well. This is a Cloehette, a
foulard blue, trifle lighter than the
famous Bond street A new dark shade
Is called Burgunde.
In effects there is an unmistakable
tendency to break away from all the
old ideas. This is shown in the great
prevalence of so-called "broken-up" de-
signs. Shapes in neckwear have not
been shown yet, but 1t is predicted
there will be little change.
ALBERT EDWARD TYRKELL
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FISHES THAT BUILD NESTS.

The '.Gouramis" of Cochin China, which
Make Houses for Their Young.
Zone of the queerest fishes in the
world is the 'goursmis,'" said an tch-
thyologist to Star reporter. 1T is
native to the fresh waters of Cochin
China, farther India, Java, Sumstra and
Borneo. Specimens have been known
to attain length of six feet and
weight Of one hundred and ten pounds.
The flesh is so delicious that efforts
have been made TO scclimatize the cresr
ture in many other countries, but thus
far these attempts have been successful
only on the island Of Mauritius. About
thirty of them were imported into the
island Of Cuba and planted IN ponds
some years ago, but although they
grew and were healthy they did not
breed Accordingly, after awhile the
prospects for propagadng the species
became so hopeless that the governor
had them served up one by enc upon his
table upon state occasions. The same
difficulty has been met with elsewhere
The 'goursmis' are chiefly remark
able for the fact that they build nests
like birds At the breeding season they
pair of, each compile selecting spot
among water plants and forming .
nearly spherical nest, composed Of Pc
culiar kind Of floating weed which
grows In tufta on the surface Of the
ponds, and plastered with mud This
nest Ia usually about six inches IN Si-
sneter. its construction occupying the
fishes for five or SIX days Where they
are propagsted their task is made easier
by placing il the water branches Of
bamboo, 10 which punches Of the grass
referred % are attached The gours !
mis- take this grass and with IL make 1
their nest In the submerged branches OF 1
bamboo. When II Is finished the female /
deposits her eggs In Is 70 the number Of 1
from eight hundred 20 one .honssnd
While the eggs are undergoing the /
process Of incue4tio the parents guard
the nest wstchfuuy, rushing tercsly .;
any intruder. and this care fer the safe
y OF their young 10 continues nutJ
after the latter are ha.ched DrT1ng
infancy the young ones End refuge IN
the nest from . thousand dangers
which would otherwsse threaten them.
and the grasA composing The BEST fur
risAes then with Ehesr earliest food
When they are few Gays Old The snail
fry begin 70 make shsrt ezeurssons
from the nest alwsys ia charge Of their
parents and swimming together IN .
shoaI Ths - continued Entl ;heT az.
able 70 look after themselves --W2xb-
izgGoa Star.
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customer, who objected seriously to the
long cut of the single-breasted cuta-
ways.
81 know" said he, ''that the new
style will be unbecoming to small men,
but it is the dictum of London fashion,
and you know the old adage: One
might as well be out of the world as
out of style"
The tall man will. think, pike the
new styles. They are longer in cuta-
way and sack coats, overt.oats, top
coats, ulsters and as we'll in reception
and dress coats. The doub fe- breasted
frock coat will be made sho 1t wasted,
extending in length well below the
knee, but fitting very tightly about the
body and anything but baglsy. The col
lar will be low roll, the lapel faced
with silk or satin. The bu t6ons will be
of the cloth of which the coat is made,
and five buttons on each sleeve will be
the thing. Braids are notsin style.
At one fashionable thilor's | was
shown the goods ordered by b. S. Gar
mendia, who is anything but snowy in
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his attire He had or1ered the coat in
soft-fnished dark blue. and another
in black diagonal. For the vest to go
with the coat he had picked out some
very pretty cassimeresin blue and gray.
The style in the garment win be double
breasted, the roll to-correspond with that
of the coat
In single-breasted wear the style Is
on the same general plan, long and
rather tight-ftting. There are orders
for these in diagorals, cassmeres and
in mass Of fne-faced goods. There
will be an outside breast-pocket In this
as in the double-breaSted The sleeves
in both styles will be cut rather narrow,
following out the original conception of
departing as far as possible from the
t'fopping and baggy' fashion of the
past few seasons.
Sack coats will be thirty-two inches
for man five feet eigf1t,in height and
proportionately shorter or longer for
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1iy 49, 80
IMPROVED CORN CRIB.
Superior In Excellence and Utility to
Other Buildings.

Superior In Excellence and Utility to
Other Buildings.
Mr.. Horace Bradley, than whom
there is no better authority on agricul-
tural matters in Scott county Ia, was
caller at the Prairie Farmer Office few
days since asking space in which to de-
scribe his corn crib. We have had an
engraving made of the building and
herewith present it
Mr.. Bradley has seen one or two cuts
of corn cribs, and, as he expressed it, is
satisfied that his own is superior mi
excellence and utility to any of them
His corn crib has width Of 90 feet and
length of 80 feet, with a depth of IL
feet. elevated above the ground some
5 feet and approached on either end by
an inclined plane driveway. The driv-
ing area is 10 feet wide allowing feet
cribs on either side. At right angles
to this driving area, in the exact CEN
ter, is narrow pathway, 8 feet in
width. leading to door opening upon
the feeding platforms on either side
of the crib, thus separating the inte-
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A sio,esieal Institute as Jamaie.-

The most practical and probably the
most useful proposal yet made to com
memorete the discovery Of the ne*r
world was discussed by meeting Of
philosophers and isymen interested N
the progress Of science. assembled al
the residence of Lord Br2ssey al Lon
DON The proposal made was that an
observatory of marine biology" &c
founded on the island of Jsrasirs as an
English contribution 20 the memorial
celebrations of the present year No
such observatory says the Pail Mall
Gazette, having yet been established
within the tropics scientific results OF
great interest and importance might De
expected from such an institution IL
Is hoped that the scheme may be earned
cat successfully.
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The Crossing of Hens.

II is too late in the season to attempt
experiments in improving the utility of
the flock of hens by judicious crossing,
but plans looking TO this end NAV very
properly be thought up now. If eggs
are the object the earliest-iaying pull
lets should be kept track of for the
next seasons breeding pen. If good
layers and meaty birds are wanted at
the same time, judicious crossing is
necessary. The writer remembers q
flock Of upward Of hundred square
breasted. good-sized pullets bred from
light brahms hens and white leghorn
males. They made excellent LAYERS.
were bright and active. pure white, and
for table use could hardly be excelled.
Properly cared for, these birds will
make abundant winter layerS-Hart-
ford Courant
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the various normal heights above and
hsalovr that zyera1e

the various normal heights above and
below that average.
The cloths are about the same as
those used last fan. there being the
same objection TO anything loud, or
fashy, either in checks or piaids- They
viii be In singie-breasted style, al
though the double-b-easted viii te al
lowable- In sack coats. however, this
latter style has seen its beat days and
they are placed on the fashion cards
simply because a few Of the English
fashion leaders persist IN wearing them
whether they are Jest the thing,or not
But we win have the crease with u
as Of yore. Trousers VIII Be cut
sszlga; with medium circle ~ the
knee and little wider swssA asfhe foot
But the bagging Is avoided to-sOne ex-
tenr~enly.
OF course, with tie long onets, the
owe-nost- too, viii require Enc-e mate
rial IN length sasv Gre styles ordered
by Banker TrwzS5uy. tie gentleman
with the twenty tho<rxs-6 dollar bach
elor apartment. and they were IN Mel
tor rough faced ctsevsos and liz hgh.
gray fae-Szsed nEsSlal- fhe Lass
named for .<a-,y weax The ssys.s are
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and out until its lower end is within
five inches of the bottom of the furrow
and close 10 the side of the land. This
viii turn under anything it can bend,
III such way that the moldboard will
entirely hide it with earth before it
can rise. 1t should be firmly bolted to
the beam Of a strong plow Even
bushes can he plowed under by using
an extra heavy pillow and three horses.
A j. Simpson. in \. E. Homestead.
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SHEEP SHEARiNGS.

Do NOT think that you can throw an
unframed collie into the midst of
flock Of sheep, and not create rurnpns-
The collie knows how 10 manage sheep
only when he is taught to manage
them.
II Is claimed BY some that sheep hus-
bandry, when it has been perfectly
managed. has been the most profitable
branch of live stock within the present
generation. We are inclined 70 think
so. too. but have rot the statistics on
hand TO prove it-Farmers' Voice