The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1892-10-05
All Sorts of Paragraphs.


All Sorts of Paragraphs.
- There are over $4,000 Masonic
lodges In existence.
- She: Why do 80 many men tell
lies7 He: Because so many women be.
lieYe them.
= There ere forty. eight distinct dis
eases of the eye. No other organ of the
human body has 80 many.
- Ohicsgo Girl: What would you do
if you were in my shoes? St. Louis
Girl: Take them off and get pair four
sizes smaller.
- Although many remedies are push
ed into the market by spicy advertiae-
ments, DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup still
takes the lead.
- Mamma: Arthur, didn't I tell You
to take these powders every two hours2
Little Arthur: Yes, but you never told
me where you wanted me to take them
to. &
- The most powerful and heaviest
gun in the world weighs 1876 tons, is 40
feet in length and has l33.inch bore.
It's range is II miles, with q projsctile
weighing 1900 pounds.
- Most men break down when af-
ficted with rheumatism. If they would
try Salvation Oil they would ind relief
at once.
= In using what is known as the Cana
dian method of boring oil wells, we'll
1890 feet was bored in 22S hours, or an
average of 4.7S feet per hour Of actual
work.
when grow up, am going to
live on farm and eat lots of apples,"
said little miss to her younger sister
the other day. "lf you do," said the
youngster, you'll get the appleple1y."
- Ethel: Just wait q moment, Hetty,
until show you the lovely engagement
ring Gerald gave me. Hetty: Oh,
never mind, dear; I wore it for six
months myself and know just how it
looks.
- The Chicago Herald relates that
young man ia Texes started to town the
other day to get a marriage license but
the clerk had sold out. he invested in
pair of shoes and went home perfectly
satisfied.
- The "wax6tter" in Queen Victo.-
ria's household arrapges the candles on
the dinner table, for viii he draws
$500 year, but he does not light them.
That duty is performed by two lamp.
lighters, drawing salary Of $500 each.
- The largest sum ever asked or offer
ed for single diamond WAS s2,15o,000,
which ths Prince of Hyderabay, in
India, agreed to give the jeweler who
then owned the Imperial, which is con-
sidered the finest stone in the world.
"The poor. you have always with
you." It i, estimated that it costs the
well.to.do people of this country $685.
100000 annually to support charitable
institutions, while at least $5O0,0OO,00O
are invested in permanent buildings
where the needy are cared for.
- Mr.. T. E. Wiley. 14e ." 'mbers st.,
New York City, ays that RS sarsa.
parilla cured him of dry and scaly
humor, from which he had suffered in
tolerably. He adds: II have not now q
blemish on my body. and my cure is
wholly due to Ayers sarsaparilla."
- There is a patient and Industrious
man named Rila Kittridge, of Belfast,
Me-, who is putting Mr.. Gladstone's
great peeches on postal cards, which he
sends to the "Grand Old Man." On
some of the cards he manages to get
10000 words. Mr.. Gladstone is himself
addicted to the postal card habit; but
when he gets some of these missiyes, he
must feel that he has the disease in q
very mild form.
There can be no health for either
mind or body so long as the blood is
vitiated. Cleanse the vital current from
all impurities by the use of Ayers Sar'
saparilla. This medicine recruits the
wasted energies, strengthens the nerves,
and restores health to the debiliated
system.
- The dealers admit frankly there are
persons in the town who are willing to
pay high price-sixty ard even aeven-
ty cents dozen-for eggs thst are guar.
anteed to be strictly fresh. BY that is
meant eggs anywhere from one to three
days old. But the dealers say persons
who do that are either crazy or in fair
way to become so. They say further
that such persons are usually deceived,
because it is not possible to get eggs into
New Yorl; that are under a week old,
not even in the summer.-New York
Euening SIN.
- An in 7estigator, who lived during
two years in tomb at Gizeh, has collect.
ed evidence to prove that the tools used
in working stone 40OC years ago had jew.
eled cutting edges, like modern tools.
He says taat the builders of the pyra-
mids used solid and tubular tools, straight
and circular saws, and many other tools
supposed to be modern. In some speci-
mems of granite the drill has sunk one
tenth of az inch at each revolution indi.
eating that the pressure was two tons,
Nothing is known of the material of the
tools. As the diamond was scarce then,
1t is probable that corundum was used. s