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The Globe-republican., 1892-12-02
CHAIRMAN CARRIERS STATE
MENT.

Chairman Carter of the republican
national committee is preparing state
ment which will cover the following:
The Democrats wanted free trade and
they said SO on the stump. They want
ed the tax on state banks repealed, and
they did not try to conceal it. It was
protection and the present national bank
system against free trade and state
bank system. The people declared in
favor of the latter. Even the weather,
added Mr.. Carter, could not be given as
an excuse for the defeat of the republi.
cans. 1t was beautiful weather, a fact
which favored republican success. No ed
ucational campaign has been conducted
with a greater degree Of satisfaction, as
far as reaching the people was concerned.
Some 4O,0OO,OO0 documents on the
tariff were sent to voters, and they had
an opportunity to study the question
thoroughly. Mr. Carter's statement
will cover the above in detail and much
more will be added.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-02
NOT MUCH OF 1T.

From the Kansas City, Mo-, Journal.
Nine or twelve-the extent of that
"balance Of power" the peoples party
was to hold in the next house. Putting
it at the outside number, the next house
will be about these figures: Democrats,
221; republicans, 1872; peoples, IL.
And these are all by 'fusion," not one
OF them being majority member. No
wonder Secretary Gardner, Of the dem
ocratic congressional campaign commit
Zee. says: Tho third party element is
almost wiped out, and that irritating
wing will give us no more trouble"
This is only the expected, and the
good genius of the American people
has no doubt kept jeremiah Simpson in
Office as reminder of the last political
freak of the voting people. The coun-
try, the great mass of toiiing, wealth
producing people, need change in the
conditions between capital and labor,
but there can be no doubt that the So
called peoples movements mere
aimless protest by unthinking discon-
tent, led by shallow demagogy, has
put back real progress decade. Office
hunting is no remedy for anything, and
bargaining away the votes drawn to
great principles, to trade Offices with
those utterly opposed to such princi-
pies, is Of itself corrupt in motive, and
can only bring failure and disaster in
the cause it processes to serve.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-02

revenue it produced barely . sufficient
amount to pay the expenses Of tho gov
eminent.
Now it is evident that the party CON-
ing into power reduces or entirely takes
off these duties it will be compelled to
lay them on articles now free. It is said
the duties will be taken off the raw ma
terlal. Be it 30, similar amount will
have to be added to the manufactured
product. Wool is named, but certainly
two-thirds of the value Of fleece Of
wool is produced by labor.
The cry that the tariff must be re-
duced was silly because it is impossible.
But it was repeated with as much per-
sistency as was the cry in 1884 that
people wanted to see the books. No.
body was ever prevented from seeing
the books, but the people were made to
believe tnat they were. They believe
now that the tariff will be reduced, but
it will not. There will be some shifting
from ore article to another, and this for
the benefit of foreign countries and to
the injury Of our own. That 10 all
n. g. MCFARLAND.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-02
THE STAB OF IRoNoUILL.
BY EUGENE r. WARE.

Cpon the streets hea- the hueag sounding.
see the rockets climb into the sky,
l see wild iunatIcs on sheepskin pounding
Igaze on rooster-wearers mari hing by,
note fellow struggling with q tocsln,
/ see a candidat, who has no socks on,
Igaze with unambi: uous anguish . ye gods !:
Upon calamity tha5 lies around, IN great
big wais.
Beer. balderdash bosh, barbecues and beef;
Our toes once more turned upward to the daisies,
Our only assets are assorted sr reb;bi,on
We yet have got our female suit rage mission
The ownership Of telephones and graphs.
But where's our votes and cash! That why
the other fellows" laughs.
Those who when once they get an Office hold il,
Until they get another now must Ike
The hoz-tra to the rear iMe has foretold It
Parties we're ne er made for one man cake.
Pol tical highwaymen here in Kansas
Success will never come until its tried
Let hoofs and horns and tallow, hair and tail
go with the hide.
Let preachers run their churches with their
bibles,
And i they 60 to steering po itics..
Or packing our convent MS, punch their eye
Ard ma ethem stop their sly ambitious tricks.
Then let Us take the isms and the follies
That twice have swami ed us with their melan-
And bury EN- behind the woodshed where
They won come up az in to sniff the iragr ant
Kansas air.
Then let us reconstruct things from the bottom
and make platform ont of good sound stuff,
Then they an howl Their name is pants.
NeNe got EN-.
They won re IN it. Well "lay on Macduff,"
We II clean Their clock. We II wind their Wa
tcrbury.
And that will be the last you ii hear Of Jerry.
Then W II We have them good old tim s once
m re,
As We did have in Kansas in the good old days
of !ore.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-02
THE COUNTRY FIRST.

From the Kansas City. No.. Journal
Every true patriot, whatever his poll
tics, wishes that the country may be az
prosperous IS the democrats have prom
ised to make it. The prosperity and
happiness of the people, not party sue
cess, Is the aim of true politics. Patri-
otto republicans have desired their party
to succeed because they believed its rule
would better promote the interests of
the whole people. The country has not
shared this belief. If it shall become
evident that the country is right and
that prosperity has been promoted by
the change, all patriots will rejoice,
whatever may be their political prefer
ences. The country frst-the party
afterwards.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-02
The Grippe.

Eastern physicians say that the Grippe has
begun to make its appearance in the east
and that well defined cases have been re-
ported in New York City. This much is
known IL regard to it that it will not attack
person whose digestive organs are in good
condition. The only rule followed by the
medical profession in Europe is to stimulate
the system and to keep the digestion IN good
order. To this end you should avoid any
thing like constipation, indigestion, or kim
dred maladies. When you are troubled in
this way take the Laxative Gum Drops.
These gum drops are mild and gentle. They
are not a powerful purge, racking the sys-
TEN until they irritate the lining Of the stoln-
ach and bowels, and by reflect action leav.
ing the condition of the digestive organs in
a worse state than before the remedy was
taken. The Laxative Gum Drops act quiet
1y. arousing the forces of Nature to action,
but not disturbing them in the least. So
that when relief is obtained the system is
perfectly regulated. And is much less liable
to contract disease than it was when first at
tackled. In this particular these gum drops
are better than anything that was ever of
fered to the public. Get them of any deal
er. The small boxes are ten cents, the large
ones twenty five cents.
Sylvan Remedy Co.,
Peoria Ills
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-02
A PLAIN STATEMENT OF THE
SITUATION
To the Editor Of the Capital.

To the Editor Of the Capital
Some people say if the republicans
were defeated because of the Mckinley
Law. II this is true it is not creditable
to the American people. It is nearer
the truth to say that the party was de-
feated in part because many voters pre-
ferred to believe what democrats said
about the Mckinley law than the facts
in the case.
A few of the facts that are indisputa-
bic may as well be kept in mind.
1t reduced the duties on imported
goods about $5O.O00,C00.
Moro than half the importations,
about 81 per cent, were admitted free;
. greater proportion than any tariff law
ever in force in the United States.
Taken in connection With the internal
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-02

waste Of flesh and . want of digestion.
These so together. People who cannst as
simulate the food they swallow must Of neces-
sity lose bodily substance. To remedy this
render digestion easy and thorough with Hos
letters Stomach Bitters. . tonic famed the
world over for its strength and flesh yielding
qualities. Appetite and sleep are both i'm
paired by indigestion, which begets nervous
symptoms, heartburn. natulence, irregularity
Of the bowls and palpita ton of the heart-rhe
latter often being enormously attributed to dis.
ease OF that organ All these manifestations
disappear when the bitters is resorted to- Ma.
lerla, rheumatism, liver and kidney trouble are
enectually cOunteracted by the this superb cor
receive. which is not only enectual, but per-
mRuent
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-02

An official statement Of the debt OF
New York City shows that the total is
now Sos, 663. 630.OS, or about $50 per
hean, or $500 per family. The whole
national debt is only $40 per head. and
it has been reduced $3.50. OOO, 900 under
President Harrison's administration.
The city debt 10 growing larger all the
time. That is the difference between
republican economy and democratic
economy. which some people are not
able to see now, but which they per-
haps viii realize during the next four
wears.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-02

A series of IL articles by succe ssful men in
as many pursuits. is one of the many strong
groups of articles which are announced in
The Youths Companion for 1893 The
Bravest Deed ever Saw" is the topic of an
other series by United States Generals. The
prospectus for the coming year of The Com
paniOn is more varied and generous than
over. Those who subscribe at once will re-
ceive the paper free to January l. 1893, and
for full year from that date. Only LIS q
year. Address The YoUTH's COMPANION,
Boston, Mass.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-02

THERE 10 an old-fashioned custom OF
printing ROSTERS in newspapers after an
election. It 10 very stale and vulgar
and the Journal 10 glad to go that re-
publican papers arc generally abandun-
ing :.-Kansas City, No, Journal
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-02

Mr.. VIM. H. Moore, 3O7 S. Charles St.,
Baltimore, Nd, Commission Merchant,
recommends Salvation Oil for rheumatism
and chilblains. He writes: my wife and
son have used Salvation Oil for rheumatism
and chilblains with marked efficacy"
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-02

Mrs. Hayseed latter talking for quarter
of an hour and getting no answer: Thar
We set, Jest chewin' an chewin.' with yer
mouth always so full of terbacker yer can't
say word. Mr.. Hayseed: Marier, l wish
YOU learn to chew terbacker.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-02

Everything catarrhal in its nature,
catarrh itself. and all the troubles that
come from catarrh, are perfectly and
permanently cured by DR.. Sage's Ca
tarrh Remedy. No matter how bad
your case or Of how long standing, you
can be cured.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-02

When Waiting Kansas City Stop at
the Blossom House opposite linton DEPOT
First Class in every respect, Rates, 81. Der
day.
Gable cars to all parts of the city pass the
door.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-02

The pleasant flavor, gentle action and
soothing effect of Syrup of Figs, when in
need of a laxative. and if the father or moth
er be costive or bilious. the most gratifying
results follow its use; so that it is the best
family remedy known and every family
should have q bottle.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-02

We will give 600 reward for any case of ca
tarrh that cannot be cured with Halls Catarrt
Cure. Taken internally.
F. j. CHENEY CO., Props, Toledo, O
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-02

do they ring a bell to awaken you at
your boarding house?'' mo, We get up
when We hear the cook pounding the beef
steak"
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-02

Teacher lin mineralogy class: Johnny
give me the name of the largest known dia.
mond. Johnny: The ace.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-02

NERVE ReSTORER. No at after first days use. Mar.
veous Treatise and trial bottle free to Fit
oases Send to DR.. Kline 93 Arch St. PHILADELPHIA "a
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-02

Miss Dorcas: Have the poor any pleas
ures. think you? Miss Anna Thrupe: Oh,
yes. They criticize the characters of the
rich.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-02
"YOuH " Ork In Life -

The NATIONAL emblem of Russia Just now
should be turkey Robbler.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-02
EASYUOT TAXI

EASYTO TAKE
DIR. Pierce's
Pleasant PouetR
Smallest, easiest,
cheapest, best.
They're tiny,
Su gar
anti blious gran
ules, . compound
Of refined and
concentrated
vegetable ex-
tractA Without
disturbance or
trouble, Consti-
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-02

FoR sick headache, dizziness or swimming
in the head, pain in the back, body, or rheu-
mat ism, take Beecham's Pills.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-02

Teacher: Now, Johnny, what's your
watchword? Johnny: Waterbury.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-02

"Hanson's Magic Corn Salve."
warranted TO cure, money refunded. y
Your druggist for II. Price Is ceptS.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-02

Making love is game that two cen play
at. When there are three it is work,
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-02

CTS butt man." as the bell;gerent goat
remarked when he saw the lonely traveller
draw near.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-02

What would you think of tobacconist
who didn't puff his own goods?
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-02
A CHILD ENJOYS

If the worm did not turn there would b q
scarcity of cider.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-02

patton, Indigestion, Bilious Attacks, Sick and
Bilious Headaches, and all derangements Of
the liver, stomach. and bowels are prevented,
relieved, and cured, Permanently cured,
too. By their mild and natural action, these
little Pellets lead tho system into natural
ways again. Their influence lasts
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-02-25
A NEURALGIA TEMPER.
II Is an objectionable Show of Weakness
to Give tile Feelings the Upper Hand.

IL Is an objectionable show of Weakness
to Give tile Feelings the Upper Hand.
II cannot understand" sensible
woman remarked to her companion, as
they left the house after calling on a
semi-invalid friend, why it is that
Mattie's neuralgia seems always to go
to her temper. / know of number of
persons who suffer in this way and who
are, at least, tolerable to get along
with; but Matte is absolutely unendur-
able when she has one of her neuralgia
attacks. | don't think she suffers any
more than many others whom / know,
but she does make the most dreadful
fuss about it. | think that it is as
necessary to educate oneself to bear
pain as to do anything else in the
world. The barbarian is in many
cases stole as far. as pain is concerned
simply because he is taught that to
howl or cry or make any exhibition of
his feelings when he is hurt is weak
ness. 1t is said that people are much
less likely to die if they make great
cutlery than if they grimly and silently
bear their pain. If making an ado is
of any avail, fancy poor Matte may
come to be immortal, for she makes
more fuss over neuralgia, or, indeed, of
pain of any sort, than any person
ever knew; and she is undeniably ugly,
indeed vicious, under such circum-
stances. She seems to delight in
Furnishing the children or crossing the
maids or members of the family III
Nv
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-02-25

ness and grief, of silent expcctancysof
praise for little acts of merit~and Of
hopes of pardon for little trespasses.
! think of the constant labor that lit
tie fellow must undertake to learn from
dumb watching the meaning of smiles
and of frowns, and then, from these,
what is thought good and what bad
Other children will no doubt find, as
have, that in this strange world they
must often descend to hypocrisies to
win encomiums; that they must even,
alas, conceal their real opinion of some
traits of their parents. Yet children
have such natures that they will find
omething in any parents to,love and
respect; and parents cannot fail to see
much to rouse affection in the Monst=ef
CHI ldreH 5sz95zaas5as55
Fknew this last when much younger
than ain now, for one day when, af-
ter having been freshly clad, went
out and played in the, dirt, and my
mother obliged to renew my dress, re-
buleed me most earnestly, so that no
merit appeared in nay character, ]
nevertheless, as have said, knew there
was still something about me that
fastened her affection, and, interrupt
ing her by throwing my arms around
her neck, / said: But you love me
auclxy hard alice same" And so it
turned out she did Good-by to you
and to my little self Cameron Fish, in
Puck
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-02-25

POLL KNEW A THING OR TWO.
The Board of Trade Operator Beaten in
His Own Household.

The Board of Trade Operator Beaten in
His Own Household.
Some days ago the daughter of an
old Board-of Trader who lives in one of
| those castle-like residences far south on
Prairie avenue satisfied a passing within
by purchasing a parrot. Now, her
father is man of very few words, but
this fact went for nothing with the par
rot Before the green and yellow
feathered linguist had spent so much
as forty-eight hours amid its new sur
roundings it proved itself able to out
talk the entire family. 1t demonstrated
that it was one of those takers that in
sist on having the last and loudest
word at night and the first and fiercest
in the morning. In fine, the bird was
way up in his business. He seemed to
fully and thoroughly realize that he
was born and bought to talk, and now
his one purpose in life was to fulfill his
mission.
The old Board Of Trader is kind,
indulgent father, but he is also one of
the few men in this world who know
when they have enough. Poll was too
much.
The daughter taught the bird to sac
and do many bright things, and amore
others to salute her father with 'sAh,
there! How'd you like the weather to.
day?" This, somehow, proved an addi-
tional irritation to the old gentleman,
but, nevertheless, he tried to smile and
look pleasant under it.
After enduring the pet "beast" for
several days the indulgent parent trieo
to coax his daughter to let him take it
down and exhibit it to the boys on
change. Secretly his point was to lose
the parrot en- route But, no; the
daughter was too familiar with the
plucking propensities of her fathers
associates to trust her sweet darling
poll" in the pits. Things ran on from
had to worse, until finally one day
when the market had gone heavily
against him-and that, too, on the
strength of fake cable from Russia
the old man went home at night with
murder in his heart Boiling into the
house and past his wife and daughter
without seeing them, he made straight
fa% the conservatory, where perched
the parrot. No sooner had he thrown
open the door of the exotic retreat than
the bird shrugged himself and cried:
"Ah, there! How'd you like the
market to-day"
BLANK your Kissed the old man, and
catching Poll by the legs he swung him
round and round at arms length about
his head score of times and then
dropped him on the floor for dead.
The daughter and mother having
followed the fathrr on tip-toe- stood
speechless, gazing upon the exhibition
from behind curtains
Presently the parrot began to show
signs of recovery. He got upon his feet
waddled to his pole, and after dexter.
Gus use of his bealS and talons he
gained his perch. Then looking about
him in dazed sortof way, he shrieked:
"Gee whiz-how the wind blowsr'
Reconciliation between father and
daughter came about amid much
laughter. and Poll gets a rosewood
perch Christmas. Chicago Tribune.
The Logan County banner. [volume] (Logan, W. Va.) 1889-1903, 1892-02-25
THE STABLE GUTTER.
Try Narrow Cutters and Neck Ties, and
Beware of Stanchions.

Try Narrow Cutters and Neck Ties, and
Beware of Stanchions.
The winter dairyman has more or
less trouble in SO arranging the stable
for his cows that they will be cleanly,
and prevent filth in its various forms.
To this end platforms, cutters,
gratings, stills, etc, have been devised,
and of all, the gutter in some form has
been the most generally adopted, and
yet with much objection, The great
est objection comes, no doubt, from
making them too large, wide and deep.
Most stables are yet provided with
that rigid and well-nigh barbarous
fastening, the stauchion; and the COW
is made to stand just SO. and with the
usual results The wide gutter Is far
better if made quite narrow. say one
foot wide, and the cows tied by neck
straps and quite short chain. SO that
they may 60 and come at least two
feet Then on the wall side of the
lgntter haveW tight hoor.. slightly de-
'sccnding to the gutter Then the COW
can stand on either side Of the gutter
with her hind feet, and II this gutter is
filed each day with litter. horse
manure and the like the cows as y
rule will be com fortable, clean and
dry, and what Is more. Il bedding Ii
provided. they will Lake pride in keep
Ing their side Of the gutter clean and
presentable. Try the narrow gutter
and neck ties. beware of the stanch-
ion. The only argument to continue
their use comes from the owners side,
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broad crsIsls should Is dried Il ~
ovsn snd pa srsy s. psPe< - NTH
W1nted fex ~:
+ --Hyrienis co1feeA IN ~ vvell toeeth-
81 il I bowl ~ rpbbing between The
hands four quarts Of coarse wheSt bran
aud one pint d New Orleans moiAsseA
and brownsuicely III the oven. Make
III the same manner as coffee. using
about twice the quantity. BOSTON
Globe.
People who are too stout it Is said,
can reduce their obesity by eating only
one dish at meal They may eat Is
much as they desire but only one kind
II food. Soups, buildings and pastry
are to be avoided. This Is French
cure, and was effectively tried on q
colonel who was SO heavy that he had
to be lifted on his horse. In five months
he reduced his weight from s17 TO $50
pounds.
Canned Tomatoes. Put into the
upper dish one generous tablespoonful
of butter and one teaspoonful OF flour
Stir over the lighted lamp until the
butter bubbles; add one pint Of canned
tomatoes, one-fourth Of teaspoonful
Of pepper and one level teaspoonful OF
salt. Cook for ten minutes, stirring
frequently. For some tastes tea
spoonful Of sugar is desirable addi-
ton. Ladies' Home Journal
Sweet Potato Pie. Boil and mash
three good-sized sweet potatoes, strain
through a colander, add coffee cupful
of fresh milk, small cupful of sugar,
one egg and the yolls Of another, nut
meg to taste, and q pinch Of salt. Mix
all we'll together, ponr into a good
crust and bake. When done frost the
top with the white left and two table
spoonfuls sugar Return to the oven
and brown the top Many persons pre-
fer this to squash or pumpkin pie. nj
Orange Judd Farmer.
-Old-Fashioned Sugar Cakes one
cupful Of butter, two cupfuls Of sugar,
four eggs, one wine-glass of rose.
water, -four enough to roll out half q
tablespoonful each of ground mace and
nutmeg. Cream the butter and sugar,
add the eggs one at time, beating
well between each one; stir in the
mace and nutmeg and part Of the -four,
mix until smooth, add the rose-water
and the rest of the -four Roll out a
quarter of an inch thick and cut in
crescents or any fancy shape. Farm
and Fireside.
Salt Mackerel, With White Sauce.
Soak the fish all night in cold water;
wash it we'll with a whfsk broom to get
off salt and loose scales, and lay in
boiling water; cook gently for twenty
five minutes, drain and lift carefully to
hot dish Have ready cup of boil
ing milk in which has been stirred a
teaspoonful of butter rolled in one of
flour Beat into this the white Of an
egg whipped stiff, boil and stir for one
minute; season with salt and pepper,
and pour over the fish. Prairie Farmer.