The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-04-01
WIT AND
Sober second thoughts are general
y preceded by headaches. - Tc1as Syt.

WIFE AND HUMOR
Sober second thoughts are general
ly preceded by headaches. - Tc1as Syt,
ings.
Woman is like a cigar. You cannot
judge the filling by the wrapper.-
P%ittsdurg Dispatch.
We never saw n MAJ SO sanctified
that he smiled when he paid his taxes.
Martha Tineuard Herald.
When women go into business ST.
lent partnership will have to be abol-
ished.-PiHsburg Disp1tch.
Young people in the country are NOT
SO slow. They often make love mt 0
rafting gatc.-Yonkers Statesman.
Jagson says there are men who go
to political meetings. but who move
cheer without Undertaking. - Etmira
Gazette.
The young man behind the ribbon
counter is not necessarily modest just
because he turns all colors. -Yonksrs
Statesman.
Chefs complain that they only get
1925 n month in Boston. AS if that
weren't enough for cooking beans.-
N. Y. World.
There is u law maxim that equity
follows the law. which may be true,
but she doesn't always overtake it
LoweN Courier.
When a young mar is writing a love
letter he should keep constantly before
his mind how it would loo!: in print
SomerUiElc journal.
When a man offers evidence 10
prove everything he saws it will be
much safer to permit him to introduce
t.-GatueSton NcwS.
Leary-"Still waiting for your ship
to come in. ch?" Weary-"O, they've
ONE Whole fleet of 'cm. All hard
ships."-lndianapolis Journal
When n man can demonstrate that
there are no flies on him, il you look
right close you will be apt to find loug
hairs on his coat collar. AtchiSon
Globe.
Cigarette smoking is said by a doc.
tor TO cause softcning of the brain.
The question is how he found it out,
rs no one with brains smokes cigar
ettes.-Ttras Sitttngs.
The Fiat Baby-Littlc Bobby: Your
new brother is awful little" Little
Harry (loftiIy): On. he'll he bigger
yeti We are getting him on the in.
stallment plan."-Puck.
What makes the policemen take in
80 many tramps?" said one of tho pro.
fession to another. Cos it's SO easy"
was the reply. They knows VIC won't
run. Washington Star.
why isn't Pauline marricdp" asked
the family friend. She's surely old
enough" Yes" answered the loving
mother. "but you see Pm too young
just yet mysclf."-F7iegende Batter.
n hear you fought a duel with Park
en-" II did" weren't you afraid
to stand up before n loaded pistnl?"
Not with Parker holding it. I'm in.
sured in his company.'-Harper's 3D.
eur
"Oh. yes" answered Freddy in re.
ply to his fathers question. Its per-
fectly safe to skate. for the ice is two
feet thick. aud the water is only twelve
inches in the deepest part."-H a,per's
Ioung People.
Poet--"Iwo weeks ago | sent >
poem and Enclosed n stamp for ap.
prevail" Editor-"Yes, | remember.
daisy. don't remember the pocm.''
N. Y. Herald.
Guest-'I want a good hearty din.
ncr-plenty of variety. What would
you adviser" Waiter-"Ordcr con.
somnle soup. hash, and mince pie.
That'll he sure TO include ev%crything.'
-Bu0aio Express.
Yes" said the sensible girl, "shc's
an heiress. but Pm afraid she doesn't
know how to husband her resources
20, yes, she does was the reply.
Washington Star.
aren't you afraid that you are liv.
Ing rather too well for your hcalthP'
asked the chicken. Il amt in this fol
my health" answered the turkey. he,
tween pecks. II am out for tho stuff,
so to speak."-mdianapolis Journal.
At the marriage of a young and
charming girl to an old and inlirm
man! Mr.. B.-"Poor Clara! What q
pity she should sell herself to tina,
wheezy old skeleton" Mrs. B.-"My
dear, it is not a sale. only a lease.
TEXAS sit1ings.
Yonng Wife-"Harry. how can you
take so much notice OF other womeni
You used to tell me That l entirely I'LL
ed your heart" Young Husband
Yes, dear; but there's such n thing
rs enlargement of the heart, yol
know."-Boston Transcript.
Muggins (who has stail rather late)
Good night, Miss Dorothy. I've hat
a delightful evening. I really had q
frightful headache when | came in. anc
now it has disappeared" Miss Doro
thy-"But it is not lost Exit Mug
gins, thinking acknowledgements Bu
zar.
E.:si Arctic Explorer-"I saym Sec
ond Arctic Explorer-'Say on" Z"
sayl We're in a box" jesse
Well have TO wait for a rescuins
party" ''rhnt's it," "One will come
l suppose Yes, they always com
but not always on time" II sayl
"WellP" Don't you think the pres
ent style of Arctic exploration Nigh
be improvcdp' Perhaps SO. VIVA
would you sugges.?' II think thu
rescuing party ought to go ahead."-
N. Y. Weekly.
J. w. Aslman. an eloquent divine
of tho Episcopal church and forme
resident OF Detroit. numbered anon!
his bright family of little ones an or
plan niece of 5 years. who bad fallel
to his care. This Young child took es
pceial delight in The fact that her birth
day happened in the same month a
that of one of her cousins of whom sh
was particularly fond. One Afternoon
when Mrs. Asliman was cntcrtainin;
some friends who had dropped iu- I'll
conversation turned to b%irthplaces
This little girl" said Mrs. Astn,nn
taking her niece by the hand, iva
born in Burmall." .Oh. aunty," sal
she. her eyes yelling with tears, .'Yo
said l WAS born in March".-Detro
free Press.