New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-18

Tommy-Paw the teacher SAYS that II man geS
dvspnrsia It NAV make him baldhead'd. Is tna' SUI
I"mmX1Then II a man cat too much PIE womb he
be plc-bald = indianapolis Journal
Said lanes wmtcomb Riley the other day to group
n, rep,rters: Il wish you newspap'r men wouou'
bo olite 50 careless In your remarks about my lOA
I was served with notice several years ago tna'
wasn't very handsome but the reporters taAe All
Of delight In reminding me- OF IT, II seems 70 INC Inv
YOU might AT least BE- conslderate as the oiu a"u
vb, wont 10 the uenacerle and the mppopotamus'
She was staggered for a moment nut her ofe'ui"s
the better 81 her impulses She didnt want 10 Sd! .0
animal WAS ugly SO She turned to one OF her frena'
with the exclamation: tsakes a massy but amt ne
plain ~
Sign ~ Extrcmity.-"How IS the COLONEL ASKED
ono Kcntuckian OF another who DAd Jus' 'e'"'
from Colonel Frankiom's sick rom 90, 7 saw him
:" The Colonel l. very sick man. san, % with.
swallow n glass OF water given him by the nurse WIN
out even "A protest sah."-(iittsburg ChroAi'ie'
Soma one has recalled sherdan's rhyme OF tho
months. 1t Is follows: x .,r.
January, snowy: February, howy' siaro"' o'o"'"
April showery; May, howciy; june oo"efs
July moppy; August, aoppy; September Popls'
ocoher hrrczv. November wheezy December, freezy'
Not Doing III, Duy,-Rvers (at the theare) nnao
feliow who is acting the part OF the NUMEROUS NnN"
u''sa aHEs Whv what's the matter with hint Seems
| ., mo Los thr H. Il OF the lot. . -,
10 Riye,sThat,, III why doesn't he kill all OF EN-
blame him !-lChicago lnouue'
| some Of the Chlcac, papers are raising To" 10
cause the United states Building and the Irahspof,
tation Building of the Worlds Idr are pa'll''u rev
with pea-green trimmings. Thcy have got INTO une
way OF using IL. {. burners phrase for the WORM
| mir the white city and this spells the phr"Se'
" Chicago SAYS The Evening Journal, mas air'"u'
suffered enough from the choice OF some ny, 80
crank who sadded 1t with II liver anu h''u In
nicipal color, falsely denomlnated teFr"co''"
Worlds Fair managers should see that tue hafnV
Nous beauty Of their white city IS not co'io"""
by A nightmare In liver and green's"
nh, Kin, uo wanted.-rrate Neighbour don't
Ike that brass band you fellows nave SEQ so'"s H'
uOI Ieader"oh. don't youi Well perhaps you'll 'e''
ME what kind of band you would Ike ns,rat
Irate Neighbor-A dsband, that's what'-lDeu"'
| Free Press.
At yassar College the other day. one OF the PRIV
! fessors failed to put In an appearance. A't'i ""
| ing ten minutes, the class. instead OF ooi.ine' a.
boys would have DONE appointed one OF 'iel -
her teacher pro tenn. and when the professor "aAe
~ coma bai, hour later she found the recitation
| going usual.
,,,nc Abeas-rirst Sweet Thing-What AN
Won going TO give Charley for Il Christmas pf"'
ens sscond sweet ThIng-I think shall give him
one Of those prett, siver-mounted pockethasAs'
| | didn't know he drank - M. Now
Years mean to break the engagement men,
| indianapolis Journal.
DIR. Richardson. an English physician, VINO mas n''
vestgated the matter. says that the men VINO WIZ
,h pors sewers are as healthy as the average "hs
No other 500 men In Paris are free from Ay'hou0
diseases Thi, leads DR.. Richardson 10 ASK
sewer men gain immunity from contagion py urn
occupation We at sea MS TO the n'oue VI WIN
| munication OF the spreading diseases?'
$50 friend Bushler was on top Of Mount Blanc
Not at all
But he said So ..,oS from
"True Two months ago when he retnrn.N, Mann, nvn
switzerland he said he Ind been at the loot OF ~ tbs
Blanc. Since then he has gIadoally lieu na"''' "
| toy. n-(F1iegende Blaetter.