The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-10

call a tough, but if he had
been called James" he couldn't have had a
tenderer spot Ia his heart than he possessed
when it came to a question of babies.
Every child in the neighborbood took pride
in his fighting abilities, and was never so
happy as when "Inne5arity's Chimmie"
''histed me up on his shoulder and TUX me
home" He went down 30 the ban, and he
came back bringing the sick baby-what
do you thinke A glass of foaming beer. 1t
was cool, and it was accepted with much
gratitude, the sick baby had sip. that is 1t
was put TO lis lips: the other one had a
mouthful; the tired mother drank a little,
and the father finished it up with Here's
to you, Chimmie." And Chimmie ac
copied the greeting with a condescending
nod.
TIE CoNEY ISLAND SANDWICH.
The island has been reached; the crowd
is pushing and scrambling to get off; it is q
case of every naa take care of his own girl,
or she will have the wind knocked out Of
her; so the various girls are grabbed by the
elbow and pranced along as if they were
bicycles, by which the owner was walking.
The first thing to do is to get something TO
eat. The charm of a Coney Island sand
witch is that it is the same yesterday. to-
day, and forever. 1t has no infinite va
r!ety, and all the custom in the world
couldn't stale it. 1t consists Of two hunks
called butter-planted in the center of
each: over this grows something the size OF
a postage stamp, which may be chicken,
ham of beef; then there comes food of
mustard. In eating one, you
have to make up your mind to go
in for a regular scrap, and unless you
have been going through course of train
ing with your dentist the sandwich comes
out first and you are left 1t has
been described as being set-to betw cen the
material and the spiritual, and the material
gets the better Of 1t. II you can eat a sand
WITCH, which is as much as to say If you are
the woman with the iron jaw, then, you
realize why so much mustard is used-It's
to give you thirst. for from that poiut
right straight around the island, you have
a consuming desire 20 drink anything from
milk or Lemonade to beer aid champagne.
After this you buy a string OF popcorn, or
a bag of peanuts. and keep them to return
to when you can't get any thing else to eat.
A SEASIDE VARIETY SHOW.
Here are the variety shows in you go,
for you are seeing the sights. Chimmie and
his "ladyfriend" are in the front row.
"Mag'' is in ecstasies of delight over much
hepainted young woman in red velvet
frock, cut very low in the neck, and per-
hitting her ample charms to display them
selves She wears save the mark -
the audience, cons sting of two slear-eyed
men three small children, two ladies and
their steady company, Chimmie, Mag and
a quiet party of two that II am such q silly
Young thing, and ia now wailng Com
rades." Mag says, "Ain't that necklace
finer And Chimmie, fearing that
Maggie might have aspirations for
bhe stage. answers: GIVE heerd that
his nibs, the Prince of Vale, Civ it TO
her. and perhaps she amt as decent as she
might be-" Up rose Maggie; no more admit
ration for the necklace, but very emphatic
speech comes and she announces: Mr.. In-
nerarity, | would never have believed you
would took your lady friend where the
women we're crooked" and then Maggie
sailed out with her "gentlemanfriendn be-
hind her, prepared to abase himself before
her and beg her pardon.
AS YoU LISTEN TO GILMORE.
On we go until we reach one of the big
hotels. where hundreds Of people are having
their dinner and listening 20 the musie
that only Gilmore can control There are
all types here There is little Miss Frivols,
who has come down under the guidance Of
her brother, and will go home under the
guidance Of somebody else's brother. There
are a happy father and mother with
brood of small people around them, each
one provided with a pail and shovel, and
each one tired out with building castles that
. wave has knocked to pieces; but they
have had good time. aud their cneeks