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The Portland daily press., 1892-03-03
RAILROADS.
MAINE CENTRAL r. II.

For Bangor, Bar Harbor, ST. John, the
White Mountains, Quebec. Montreal
and the West.
On and after November 20. 1891, passenger
trains leave Portland as follows
For DanvilIe Junction, Auburn and Lewis
ton, $50 a. M, 10, sos p. m.
Lewiston via Brunswick, 7.15 a. M, *l.15.
500 and 411.30 p. M
ROckland and Knox and Lincoln stations,
7.15 a. M, LIS and ON Saturdays only at 800
Brunswick, Bath, Gardiner. HaIlowell and
Augusta, no a. M, l.l3, 300 ana #ll'oo
Pennington and Phillips, via lewiston, $50
a. M, /. 10 p. M; via Brunswick, LISP. M;
and for Rangeley at $50 a. m.
Monmouth, Winthrop Readfield and Oak
land, Ito and 5.o5 p. m.
Wateryille via Lewiston, !. 10, 800 p. M; via
Augusta. 10 a. M, VI 10, 411.30p. m.
Si,owllcEan via Lewiston, LILO p. M; via
Augusta. IL a. M, lis. $11.So y. m.
Belfast, L. 5 and II. 80 p III.
Dover and Foxeroft, Via Dexter, liz, 11.30
Bangor via Lewiston. /. 10 p. IN. via Angus
ia, Z. Is a. m, II ami $11.30 p. NJ, and on
Sundays only at 7.20 a. M.
Bangor s. Piscataquis IL. Il. via Dexter, lis
and 11.5o p. H.; via 0ldtown, at I1.3o p.
Ellsworth and Bar Harbor at lis and 1870
yanceboro, st. John, Halifax and Provinces
*1.15 and II 80 p. III.
Houlton, Woodstock, st. Stephen and North
Aroostook at is and 1I.3o p. NJ; st. An
drews, II 80 p. NJ.
*Rlms daily, Sundays included. might ex-
press with sleeping cars attached, runs every
night, Sundays Included but not to Skowhegan
Monday morning or to Belfast, Dexter OF be-
You'd Bangor, OH Sunday mornings.
White Mountains and Quebec Line.
For Cumberland Mills, Sebago Lake, Bridg-
ton, Fryeburg, North Conway. Glen, Bar
tIett, Fabyans, st. Johnsbury, Newport
and Montreal. $40 Il. NJ, $50 p. m; Jeffer-
son and Lancaster, !. 40 a. nj.
The S.45 a. M. connects for all points in North
ern New Hampshire, Vermont Chicago and
the West; and with the Canadian Pacific
Transcontnental train for Vancouver and Pa
cifc Coast points. The $3.50 p. nj. train
connects at Montreal with trains via 800"
Line for Minneapolis and st. Paul.
ARRIVALS In PORTLAND,
From Wateryille and Lewiston, S.35 a. M; AN
gusta Bath and from Rockland Mondays only,
$40 a. M; Montreal, Bridgton, ETC., $50 a.
M; Harrington. Skowhegan and Lewiston,
1926 p. M; st. John, Bangor, Rockland,
ETC., 1890 p. m; Waterville, Bath, Augusta
and Rockland, $50 p. m; Pennington, Show
hogan, Waterville and Lewiston, 5.45 p. m.;
Montreal, Lancaster, FahyanS, Bridgton, 500
D. M; Night Pullman *1.40 Il. m.
*Sundays included.
PAYS0N TUCKER,
Vice Pres. and General Manager.
+. E. BOOTHBY, Gen'l. Pass. and Ticket Agent
Portland, Nov. 20, 1891. nov24du
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Domestic Ports.

NEW YORK-Ar 1st, steamers Newport, from
Colon; City of Washington, from Havana.
Oregon; sells VIM Hutchings Mahoney for
Lubec; Sea Foam, Richardson, do; Helen Mar
tin, Hayes. Galveston.
In Hart Island Roads 1st, schs Eben H King,
E S Newman, Martha Innis Minnie c Taylor,
Catawamteal. Clara Dinsmore. Lygonia, Ham
burg, Daylight, Maggie Hurley, Chas " Bayles,
Hafa a Wsrr hound east Jas IaOo
Also, schs Elizabeth Arcularius, Nettie Cush-
Ing, A Heaton, Lena White, Lama Cobb, Carrie
c Miles, Susan n Picker ng.
Hattie Kelsey, Fannie ii Stewart Albert I
Stearns, Maria Pearson, Drisko, Bowers, and
Francis GoodenoW;
BOSTON-Cld I'd, sch Annie Pardee, Cros-
by, Horse Island and New York.
SAN FRANCISCO-Sld 25th, ship Jas Drum
mend SM New for5 sad 90, ch.s p.,on
Also ar esd, barque Freeda A Wiley, Wiley.
New York via Fernandina.
PASCAGOULA-Ar 29th, sch Robt McFar-
Fl FERNANDiNA~,sld LIST, brig L F Munson,
McKown Barbados.
River, New York; Lester Lewis. Burgess, do.
SAVANNAH-Cld LIST, sch VIM ii Sumner
Pendleton, New York.
NoRFOLK-7Sld 29th, sch VIM johnson, for
In Hampton Roads 29th, sch Fannie Bowen
for Fall River.
FORT MONROE 1st barque Levi An
drews, (from WiscasseD for Key West.
BALT1MORE-Af list, ship Tam O'Shanier,
Peabody, Havre. j.,
Ar I'd, ship Geo Stetson, Murphy Havre.
Cid list. sch Grace Andrews, for Havana.
Sid 1st, sch City of Augusta, for Boston.
PHILADELpHIA-Ar goth, sch George Bal
ley, Curtis, New York.
ARID, brig II 9 sibley, Hichborn, Port Spain.
Cid 1st, sch Chas L Davenport, Watts, Glen
fuegos.
PERTH AMBoY- Sid LIST, schs Mary Free
man. and Charley Woolsey, Portland
NEW HAVEN-Sld 18th, sch Nathan Law
DUTCH I i5.l Nb HARBoR = Sid Goth, sch
Maggie Mulvey. New York for Rockland.
EDGARTOWN-In port 1st., schs FL Alberto,
Ames Amboy for Portland; VIM Jones. Hatch
Hoboken for Portsmouth; A + Crockett, Thorn
dixie, Brunswick for Portland, Ella + Crowell,
Mcpufie. Port johnson for Portland; Ira b
Wight, Shaw, New York for Boston; Cornelius
Soue. Ednonds Amboy for Portsmouth.
SALEM-Ar 1st, sch j p Kelsey, Plymouth
for Rockland
Crowell. New York.
The Portland daily press., 1892-03-03
Fall and Winter Arrangement.
II co Ayi,,tl.,. ,I.a

Il BOAT co. Winter Arrangements. On
and after Monday, Nov. 2, Str. Enterprise will
leave East Boothbay every Monday at Il a.
M, for Portland, touching at So. Bristol and
Franklin Wharf, Portland at a. M. fol Round
Pond, touching at Boothbay Harbor. Every
Thursday leave Round Pond at a. m. for
Portland, touching at Boothbay Harbor. Every
So. Bristol, East Boothbay and Pemaquid.
Weather permitting. No freight received after
7.45 a. M, on day OF leaving.
mar1dtf A1FRED RACE, Manager!
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DT - = Reed
BOTANIC AND CLAlRv0YANT PHYSICIAN
70 1-e Congress Street, Portland.

For the treatment of all chronic and compli-
Gated diseases that flesh is heir to, all cases
given up as incurable, will take them to make
a cure.
any way ia regard to your diseases and after
yon have true examination of your case he
will tell you il you can be cured. DR.. Reeds
each case, he thinks he can tell the difference
between person afflicted with a disease or q
person becoming an entranced medium. There
their lives BY making the above mistake. Ex-
aminatons at my office every day including Sun
day from a. M, to 8 p. m. Examination by
letter stating their name, place or residence and
age and one stamp $1.00. my22dtf
The Portland daily press., 1892-03-03
Retail Grocers' Sugar Rates.

Portland market-cut loaf 5.ac confectioners'
&c; puNerized, &c; powdered, &c; granulated,
&c; coffee crushed, 3s4 c; yellow, Sc.
The Portland daily press., 1892-03-03
Watertown Cattle Market.
AMOUNT OF STOCK AT MARKET.

Prices of Northern and Eastern Beef Cattle
Choice, at 4t95 y fb; first quality, q; second
oxen, 203c.
Prices of Western BeeI Cattle % cwt. ranged
from $5@S6 so for choice live weight; second
quality So 5oG$5; third quality 2 60@$3 90.
Sheep and lambs-prices ranged from 1864 G
9s ID.
Brighton hides 6971sc u fb.
Brighton tallow 0d3Is c % fb.
Country hides 65c " fb.
Country tallow 315c f3 fb. ..ts
Calf skins so 175c each
Lamb skins 50c@$1 10 each.
Dairy skins 25980c each.
Cow skins 014c 4D ID.
Swine-prices from e9s1ac y ii live weight.
The Portland daily press., 1892-03-03

Sch Chas Balch, Croker, arrived at Sabine
days from New York. Reports continuation
of heavy gales on the way, split sails and kept
part of the crew busy mending them.
from Port Spain, reports severe weather on the
passage, had decks swept, lost water casks and
foretopgallant yard,
Philadelphia, March 1.-The four-masted schr
Marguerite, from Providence for Philadelphia,
is ashore at Fort Delaware. Three tugs failed
to move her. SAG
Savannah, March 2 Sch Agnes Manson,
from NorGslk for Boston, with coal, has arrived
here leaking
Norfolk, March 2ABarque VIM Phillips, be-
fore reported ashore, is ,wedged in between two
reefs and will probably be a total loss.
Charleston, March Sch d Lamson, Smith
hence for New York, has returned with rudder
stock sprung and leaking; also lost boat and
had sails split. diver will be employed on the
rudder.
The Portland daily press., 1892-03-03
Foreign Markets.
By Telegrapll.)

IBy IEIegTdIII.I
LIVERPOOL, Mch ., 1S92.--The Cotton
market is dull; middling at 3$4 d; sales 5000
bales; speculation and export 1000 .es.
LIVERPOOL, Mch. 2 1S92.-Quotatiyls
Winter Wheat rs 11d@7s Had; Spring Wheat
IS 0Ad@8s Id; Mixed American. Corn As Tad.
Cheese SIS.
The Portland daily press., 1892-03-03
Portland & Rumford Falls Railway.
In Effect November 16, 1891.

In Effect November 16, 1891.
Leave Portland via 6. I. Railway, Z 10 a. m.
and 1.30 p. m.
RETURNING Leave Canton 400 and $50 a.
m.
STAGE CONNECTIONS DAILY-From W.
Minot for Hebron Academy; Buckfeld for W.
Sumner aud Turner; Can ON for Peru, Dix
field and Mexico; also for Brettun's Mills,
Lvermore. L. L. LINCOLN, Supt.
je27 df
The Portland daily press., 1892-03-03
Railroad Receipts.


PURILANDy MICH. 2.
Receipts by Maine Central R. R.-For Poft-
and. 1919 cars miscellaneous merchandise; for
connecting roads $50 cars.
The Portland daily press., 1892-03-03
international Steamship Co.
EastpOrt, Calais, 81. John, NIB, Halifax, MS.

EastpOrt, Calais, ST. John, NIB, Halifax, MS.
and all parts Of New Brunswick, Nova Sco-
tia, Prince Edwards Island and Cape Bret
on. The favorte route to Campobeilo and
st. Andrews, n. Ii.
Fall and Winter Arrangement.
On and after Nov. 2, and until further no.
tce, the steamers of this line leave Railroad
Wharf Portland, Monday and Thursday at
above connections; Returning, leave st. John
and Eastport same days.
Through tickets issued and baggage checked
to destination. ag- Freight received up to 400
p. m.
For Tickets and Staterooms. apply at the Unr
ion Ticket Office, 40 Exchange ST., or for. other
information at Company's Office, Railroad
Wharf foot OF State street
j. B. CoYLE, Gen'l Manager.
je2o DIFF
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Foreign Ports.

At Hong Kong Jaa 81, barque Adam w Spies,
Staples, for Singapore and New York; Martha
Davis Pendleton, for New York.
Sid I'm Colon Feb :a3, sch Fred Jackson, Gard
Ar at Maranham Jan 20, sch Alice Mcdonald
Dukeshire, New York.
>, Az at St Jago Feb 1s, sch Alice Crabree,
All at st Iago Feb %, sch j B Coyle, Leigh
ton, Philadelphia.
. At Zaza FEB aad baraue Shetland Haskell
for New Yerk 23d.
Ar at Havana FEB 90, schs A Il Weeks, Hen
ley, Mobile; Nimrod, Ealker, DO.
- Sid oath, sch Alice Holbrook, Ellis, Delaware
Breakwater.
Sid FIN Matanzas oath, sch Fannie Whitmore
Campbell, Philadelphia; 25th, John Souther,
Thompson, New York.
The Portland daily press., 1892-03-03

AS an Insurance Company and as a
Home Institution, the UNION
MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE COM
Maine Citizens. fR3
The Portland daily press., 1892-03-03
Grand Trunk Railway Of Canada.

On and After MONDAY. Dec. Z, 1891,
- Trains will run follows
DEPARTURES.
For Auburn and Lewiston, ITO and 7.20 a.
M, and ITO, 1870 and $40 p. m. For Cor
ham, 10 a. M, 1.30 and $40 p m. For
Montreal and Chicago, ITO a. m. and 1.30
Pm For Quebec, 100 p. M. For Buck
field and Canton, 10 a. IN. and l.3O p. m.
ISL ARRIVALS.
From Lewiston and Auburn, 8.25 a. M.
1910, $40, $40 and 800 p. m. From Cor
ham, N. H., S.25 a. H.. II. 10 and 800 p. M
From Chicago and Montreal, 1910 a. NJ,
$50 p. m. From Quebec, 1910 p. M
TICKET OFFICE
so Exchange Street, and Depot Foot of In
dia Street.
Lowest fares from Portland, Yarmouth juno
tion and Danville Junction as follows: To Chi
cago $40 and S15.75; Detroit $16.75 and
$12.5O; Kansas City $50 and $3.50; ST. Paul
$31 so and $27.25; st. Louis via Detroit S23.75
and S19.75; st. Louis via Chicago S26 and
S21.5O; San Francisco, California 800 and
$6O.25. These rates are subject to change.
L. j. SEARGEANT, General Manager.
decS req diff
The Portland daily press., 1892-03-03
MARINE NEWS
PORT OF PORTLAND.

WEDNESDAY, March 2.
Arrived.
Sch Lizzie D Small, st John, NIB, for New
York.
Sch Cora Meader. Meader, Boothbay-fer-
tilizer to Cumberland Bone Co.
Sch Lucy W Dyer, Bolton, Cape Shore, with
$4,000 lbs fish.
Cleared.
Sch Mary Elizabeth, Dunton, Boothbay Har-
bor-D Choate.
The Portland daily press., 1892-03-03
EXCHANGE DISPATCHES

ENIHANGE DIbFAICHES.
Sid I'm Newcastle NSW, Mich /, ship Emily S
Whitney, Dearborn. Acapulco.
Sid I'm Trapani Feb "a, sch Douglass Dear
born, WEIGH, Gloucester.
Sid FIN Fowey Feb %, sch Susie NJ Plummer,
Creighton, New York. M
New barque Procyon. of Dundee. 1895 tons,
arrived at New York Feb 29th, after a quick
passage OF only Is days from Leith. She passed
around the north of Scotland.
The Portland daily press., 1892-03-03

Spoken.
Feb z, lat S, lon 81, ship Rembrandt, Smith,
from New York for Melbourne.
Feb %, lat 81 N. lon 10 W. ship Santa Clara
Fuller, from Yokohama for New York
The Portland daily press., 1892-03-03
New York Mining Stocks.

New York Mining Stocks.
(By Telegraph)
NEW YORK, Mch. 2, 1Sa2-The following
are to-day's closing quotations of mining stocks
Col. Coal .................. 36h
Hooking Coal ..........,........., 90
The Portland daily press., 1892-03-03

N. Y. fct'ry.121a@ 131a
Vermont .12H@14
Sage .....14 @14h
The Portland daily press., 1892-03-03
New York stock and Money Market.
(By Telegraph.

| NEW YORK. Mch 2. 1892.
The following are to-day's closing quotations
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-07-16
A Gigantic Cancer.

Humanity stands in mortal terror of can
Ger. And well it may, for cancer, like death,
is no respecter of persons. 1t takes the high,
the low, the rich, the poor. People are con-
stantly making terribly fatal blunders in let
ting young cancers continue right on until
they become old ones, clinging to small ones
until they become large ones. And then
when these growths are old and large enough
to become absolutely fatal, they then rush off
to a surgeon and want miracle performed.
Nearly all surgeons agree that if cancer
is removed from the body sufficiently early,
a cure is achieved in a large majority of
cases. But If they are left to grow and send
their specific cells through the circulation to
the Emphatic glands in various parts of the
body, they poison the system through and
through, and then there is no cure for them.
These unwelcome growths are left to attain
enormous proportions sometimes The writer
recently saw one of these gigantic growths
removed by DR.. Henry W. Roby, of Topeka.
The patient was Mrs. Gibson, Of Brown
county. When the great lump was cut loose
from the patient, the hospital attendants
placed 1t on the scale and it we ghed over
thirty-six pounds. An extraordinary dimen-
sion for a cancer. for they generally kill the
patient without attaining half that size.
No more serious mistake can be made in
life than to allow a lump of any kind to re-
main on or in the body and let it 90 on
growing larger and larger. Many of them
are not cancers at first but become such by
degeneration after a certain DEVELOPMENT.
No lump should ever be allowed to acquire
malignancy.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-07-16
Kansas Democracy.

At 1890 a. m. the democratic state conven-
ton was called to order by the chairman of
the democratic state central committee, Col
onel W. c. Jones. Prayer was offered by
Rev. j. NJ. Harrington, of Shawnee county,
afIer which Tully Scott, of Oberlin, was made
temporary chairman, W. H. L. Pepperill, of
Concordia, temporary secretary, and L. E.
Leftwich, of Larned, and I. P. Fulton, of
the Olathe Herald, assistant secretaries.
Officers of the temporary organization were
made officers of the permanent organization.
After the platform was adopted the battle
over the fusion question was opened, and
after a short debate Judge Martins resolu-
ton making the candidates of the peoples
party for presidential electors the nominees
of the democratic party was adopted by q
voto of $50 to 80.
At II 80 p. m. the roll was called on the
resolution making the candidates of the peo-
Piles party for state offices the nominees of
the democratic party, which was carried by
q vote of 81 to 176.
The convention then adjourned.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-07-16
COPYRIGHT %

It's .fying in the face
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Just consider how it acts. There's
too much bulk and hustle, and not
enough real good. And think how
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DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets act
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The help that they give, lasts.
They're purely vegetable, per-
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laxative-three for a cathartic.
They're the cheapest pill you can
buy, for they're guaranteed to give
satisfaction, or your money is re-
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You pay only for the good you
get.
This is true only of Dr.. Pierce's
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-07-16

Arc not the only abode of malaria You nnd
1t everywhere. even in localities where atnos-
pheric and sanitary conditions would seem 70
be unfavorable to its development The uni
verssl remedy for and preventive OF the dire
complaint is Hostetter's Stomach Bitters.
Wherever tho remedy assumes it's most viru-
lent form, and whether il be chills and fever,
bilious remittent dumb Ague or ague cake.
the Bitters Is most popular and constitutes
the best means OF protection and cure. From
Maine to the Isthmus Of Panama, in Guate-
mala, Mexico, South America and the tropics,
this truly famous medicine has won golden
opinions from all conditions and classes in
more than . metsphorical sense. For de.
bility, Indigestion, constipation. rheumatism,
insomnia, neuralgia, liver and kidney trouble
It is highly efacacious. Use 1t with persist
ence.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-07-16
EXCURSION TO SARATOGA.

For the pretty schoolma'am and her
friends, the great meeting of 1892 10 that OF
the National Educational Association at Sar-
atoga Springs, N. Y.
The date is July 12-15.
The rate is one fare for round trip (plus
500 membership fee), and is open to every
body.
With great wisdom the Kansas teachers
have selected the Santa Fe route to Chicago
as the official line for their special vestibuled
train. Through chair cars and Pullman
sleepers have been assured.
The train will probably leave Kansas City
evening of July Sth.
A better chance is rarely offered for a
cheap trip to the old homestead 'back East. T"
Local agent of A. T. & S. F. r. R. will es-
TEEN it privilege to fully explain the de-
tails to you. 469-1t.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-07-16
NEWS RREvIrIE

Colonel S. II. Boyd, United States minis.
ter to Siam, when last heard from was very
sick and did not expect to get better.
The Athenium building, the Odd Fellows
building, hardware, a grocer's and drug
store were burned.
japanese advices state that there have been
heavy rainfalls throughout Japan, and inun-
dations are reported from various sections,
accompanied by loss of life.
Strong earthquakes were felt in Guadala-
jara, MEXICO. They were accompanied BY
subterranean noises, which created much
terror. Some damage was done at Colima.
Thsre Was beautiful eruption Of tie Colima
volcano q night. The subtszranean noisea
continued al day.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-07-16
Lincoln Post Excursion.


Loncoln post G. A. R., celebrated its
eleventh anniversary by an excursion to
Leavenworth.
About IT'S people occupied three
coaches. The men were accompanied
by large lunch baskets full of pies and
cakes.
At Leavenworth the post at that city
arranged band concert and dress pa
rade for the benefit of the excursionists.
The committee that had the excursion
in charge was composed of S. NJ. Lam
han and S. K. Withers on the part of
the post and Mrs. H. II. Hunter, Mrs.
Geo. Hanley, Mrs. j. B. Parnham and
Mrs. A. X. Fulford on the part of Lin
coin circle.
Lincoln post was organized June %,
1881, with about sixty-tive charter men,
bers. Its present membership is AS.
The republican state convention was
made up of 722 delegates and there
were no contests; something which has
never before occurred.
Before 100 of the 720 delegates to
the republican state convention had
reached Topeka, there were $50 or 800
politicians present fixing things.
1t is an interesting and by no means
small company of sweethearts, wives,
baby buggies, carriages aud small boys
that gathers, every evening at 500, il.
front of the Santa Fe general Offices to
meet the army coming out.
President Hogeland, of the Boys and
Girls National Home and Employment
association, returned from a visit to EN-
poria and Usage City, where he spoke
and organized county intelligence Offices.
The colonel addressed large audience,
Wednesday night, at the corner of
Seventh street and Kansas avenue, on
special reform in youth. Sixty counties
in Kansas have responded favorably to
requests for opening county intelligence
o1Sces for active work in hunting homes
and employment for boys and girlA
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-07-16

English Traveller Cat Garfield Park: Is it
dy track to-day? Native: Of course there
will. We don't postpone races here on ac-
count of the weather. Look at the crowd
that's waiting. English Traveller with en-
thusiasm): The devotion of your people to
manly, outdoor sports and recreations is
amazing, sir-simply amazing! never saw
ANYTHING like it
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-07-16

The Only One Ever Prfnted-Can You Find
tho Word?
Thers 10 a 3-inch display advertisement
in this paper this week which has no two
words alike except one word. The same 10
true of each new one appearing each week.
from the DR.. Harter Medicine Co. THE
house places Crescent on everything
they make and publish. Look for it, send
them the name of the word, and they will re-
turn you Book, BEAUTIFUL L1THo0RAPEN 81
SkMITEs FREE
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-07-16

Madam" said the attorney for the de-
PENDANT in the 1900 breach of promise
case. 81 have come to you to say that my
client has been unfortunate in business. Re-
cent speculations have turned out badly, and
steely glitter In her eyes, 81 shall marry
him 20
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-07-16

$50 you have called in answer to my adj
vertisement for an American coachm an?''
eyes, SURF" 'sWhere we're you born?' I'm
Ould Oirland, SURF, County Cork" 'And
how is it you are an American and were born
in Cork?" ''Fai1, SURF, and Dim bothered
about that same mesilf, SURF"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-07-16

Landlady: Why do you bring your note
book to the table, Mr.. Pertman? Mr.. Pert
man: / noticed that we are to have roast
turkey for dinner. Iwlsh to keep tally OF
the different ways it will be served before ID
finally passes from view.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-07-16

Our Overworked Officials: A government
clerk, known to he passionately addicted to
angling, entered the private Office of his
chief and said: ''My sister is going to Be-
married. sir, and should like to 'tJust
SO. Well, don't see any objection to your
sisters marriage, now and then, only yoH
might bring me fish, you know"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-07-16

"Jones fell in love with an heiress and
married her. Does he love her as much as
everr" more. She has just had another
legacy left her,"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-07-16

The reason dog can look so knowing is
because he can't say anything to spoil the
effect.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-07-16

Mike: They say, Pat. that the tonne will
come when all the coal will be used up
What will they do fur firm thin? Pat: Burr
coke, yer fool!
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-07-16

When you get up in the morning with a
well head, bring it to natural Dimensions by
;aking Bradycrotine.