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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-10-31
A Candldate for P1easure.


! Mr.. Edwin Einstein, the rich and affable
/ Germau-Rebrew gentleman whom the re-
/ Dublicans have persuaded 60 act as their
candidate for mayor Of New York city, Is
/ having a nee time during his candidacy. It
is costing hun some money, but he doesn't
mind that: be has more money than poiit-
| tcaI experience, ana is willing to give good
/ deal OF one for a little of the other. That
I little Of "the other" however, will prove
enough to last him a lifetime.
Other politicians are out among toe
boys hustliDg to secure promises OF votes,
teaching the mysteries Of the new ballot
law and ia king until their threats are sore
But not so Mr.. Einstein. Snugly ensconced
in splendid rooms, which he calls his head
quarters, IN one Of New York's fashionable
hotels, he is keeping open house for his
friends, OF whom be has large and in
creasing number. No bythersome keeper
stands at the door TO quiz visitors; no clerks
rush around with baskets Of campaign
documents to be taken to the mail; no in-
cessanr click Of busy typewriters jars upon
the nerves and distracts the talker. No
canvass is being made, consequently none
of these annoyances are necessary. All is
harmony and happiness. with wine, beer
and cigar accomplishments, at MIR. Elm
steiu's headquarters. He is host, executive
committee aud treasurer, runs things to
suit himself and pays the bills. He IS the
head of a campaign Of satisfaction where
there is nothing in sight and be knows 1t,
and be is getting all the enjoyment he can
out 4 the nomination.
Mr.. Enstein's friends are making good
thing Of it, too They go to see him in sWarms
aud spend the day; then 60 out at night
and organize Einstein clubs and come back
the next morning, tell him about them
and celebrate the organizations in the cam
didate's choicest brands.
Some of the candidates real friends drop
In on him occasionally and joke him about
the situation, They ask if he proposes
after the election to make an affidavit that
he has been candidate, and other things
ike that. which he taxes good naturally.
The company then sits down to pretzels and
beer and to crack other jokes. And thus
the happy hours are whiled away.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-10-31
PERSONAL.

Tbs Queen OF Siam has the smallest feet yet
seen on a titled woman. She wears ~ in
boots.
CHARLIE Ross NOTIFIES is remarkable look
ing woman, with face that tells it's own story.
ana hair premsturely white.
IT is ANNOUNCED that Queen Victoria will
spend the winter months in Italy. She will re-
side at Bientina, eleven miles east OF Pisa.
EHANUEL LAsKER, the chess expert, the other
day played five simultaneous games of chess
blindfolded and won them inside OF an hour and
a halt
No SUCH universal homage as was shown In
Paris at Remains funeral has been paid any
other man, 1t is said, since Victor Hugo's
death.
EDWIN BooTH has positively decided not to
appear again upon the stage. He has q
fortune of S55OOOo, which he does not appear
ambitious to increase.
LADY TENSYsoN. widow Of the late Lord
Tennyson, has gone from Haslemere to Lynn
ington for a change Of scene, She is very much
Frustrated with grief.
PRoF. HENRY PRESERVED SMITH, who is 60 be
tried for heresy soon by the Cincinnati presby-
terry, admits that the chances are against him.
He Is q man of independent means.
The DowaEer Duchess Of Sutherland will not
Oe destitute, financially, even II the English
section of the family do ostracize her. Her
Florida estates will produce an annual rental Of
$3.50, ZOO.
A REMARKABLE MAN is John Kingsley Of Lost
Creek Carter county. Kentucky. On Sunday
last his sixth wife presented him with his sixty
first child. OF these fifty are living and forty
six are married.
The Crown Prince OF italy. accompanied by
four friends and guides. assembled the Matter
horn of the Alps from Zermstt recently. The
trip was made In sixteen hours, the party de.
scendng to Breil
FREDERICK Sion, the sailor who planted the
FIRST French flag upon the soil OF Algeria on
June IL 1880, has Just died at the age Of 50
years He was decorated for that aud other
achievements some years ago.
TENNYsoN is credited with once having ad-
vised man to read q verse from the Bible and
a verse from Shakespeare daily; "for," said he
zone will teach you how to speak TO God and
the other how to address your fellows"
THE Princess of Wales and her daughters
have been fishing in the River Dee, Killing some
fine salmon and trout Princess Maud hooked
a 10-pound salmon with an ordinary trout rod
and landed it after q vigorous battle Of forty
minutes.
Rev. SAMUEL F. SkITH author OF America
c'My Country, IT'S Of Thee"J, who lives In New.
ton, Mass, and does not look over go, though
really IS years old, mas In his possession the
original draft OF that song. 1t is on pieoe OF
waste paper.
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A Drunken Ghost.

u had drunken ghost on my hands one
night" said Levi G. Goldsmith to writer for
the st. Louis Globs-DemocrGt. 'I was man
aging theatrical company that was doing the
small towns 10 Virginia. We played anything
and everything-comedy, melodramas, and
tragedy. One night at Lynchburg we presented
Hamlet" The fellow who was to do the ghost
act was great usher, and when in his cups
was inclined to be ugly AS he stood six feet
Two inches in his sock feet, and was put up like
Hercules, he generally had his own way.
That night he was drunken than usual,
and forgot his lines. In the inter
view with the melancholy Dane he
began: 'Hammy. old boy, I'm in the soup.
While taking snooze in mine orchard the old
woman and me unnatural brother put up a Job
on me and cooked me goose The gallery ap.
plauded vigorously. He marched up to the
footliRhts placed his hand on his heart, made a
profound bow, lost his balance and fell through
the base drum. | attempted TO hustle him out
OF sight, but he insisted on going through with
his part. Two brawny coEstables took him
downstairs and confined him in vacantR store
room, directly under the hall where he amused
himself by playing that he was a brass band
When Hamlet remarked, You hear I. is fellow
IN the cellarageF thought the audience would
20 wild"
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Their Poor daddy.


FFom the Kansas CITY St0T.
II daddy had plenty of money, my dear,
Ny, what q good Daddy he'd be
He buy everything In the world purity near
And give 1t to hurry and me
He'd git US the crick fer ter wade in y jings
And down by the ford where it ripples and sings
He'd strain out the sunshine and song and make
things
To play with. fer hurry and me,
My, what good daddy he'd be,
And he'd buy US the trees
II hurry would tease
II daddy had plenty Of money.
II daddy had plenty Of money, I bet,
He'd be the best daddy on earth.
There wouldn't be anything We couldn't get,
No matter how mucn it was worth.
To play circus under he'd get US the sky
To make beads fer hurry, the stars upon high
To have pillow fights with, the clouds that blow
by
No matter how much they was worth
He'd be the best daddy on earth.
Why, he'd buy US the moon
For a souvenir spoon
II daddy had plenty OF money.
II daddy hain't got any money guess
He wouldn't sell Murry and me-.
We're tow-headed skeezicGses, that's what he
says,
And scalewags, that's what We be.
An n en- when the Riddles ride in their rig
'Ithout any children, oil daddy feels big
And tells me he won't fer q farm and pig
Swap off sister hurry and me
We're skeeZckses, that's what we be.
But hurry and me
Are his fortune, says he
II daddy hsin't got a " money.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-10-31

JEFFERSON avenue young woman, who ha.
been married about two years. Informed her
husband one morning at breakfast recently
that she had entered the cooking school, and
Detroit rec Press
tones
80 that 1 can learn something about IT, and
cook you dainty dishes every day. darling, s.
she twittered sweetly.
, he hadn't anything further to say, and in
the evening when he returned home he laid an
ofnclal envelope in her lap.
to open it.
"A life insurance policy on myself for
$4,000, he replied with certain air of solicit
tude.
"a life insurance policyi" she repeated with
a shiyer, You don't expect to die, do your
neck. -
u hope not at present." he said tenderly.
out there is no telling what may happ n later,
ana, as l have been putting it off FOR some
Time, l thought to-day Id better do it. Did
you go to the cooking class to-day, dearf" And
his eyes filed with tears as she iuuocently
answered that she did
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-10-31

! Mr.. TAubeneck Is behind time. He is
ebout the oaly populist Statesman" Of any
consequence who has not blood-curdling
tale Of contemplated assassination to
hand down to posterity. Gan. Weaver
| set the fashion by running away from Geor-
! gia, fearing assassination at the hands Of
small boys with early edition eggs. One
small 10y aud one egg at Macon furnished
what was to him conclusive evidence of a
conspiracy to get him out of the way, so be
concluded it was better to get himself out
of the state as fast as steam could carry
him The story he tells of his barrow es-
cape from horrible end will be probably
re .ounted to tine Weaver posterisy twenty
years hence as one of the most exciting cpl
sOdes in Il cneckered career.
Igaatius Donnelly, tho ponderous populist
candidate for governor Of Minnesota, next
smelled plot for his taking off in a news
paper paragraph. got excited over it and
went about making arrangements TO have
bis foul prospective murder avenged. But
zig" is yet alive. Nobody has, IT seems,
thought it worth while to remove him. The
remiuiscence, as Donnelly will tell 1t few
years from now, will furnish as breezy and
interesting a column OF reading, Of the
George Alfred Townsend style of construc-
ton, as one could desire.
Kolb, of Alabama, and Tom Watson were
the next eminenJ populists marked for the
assassin's bullet or dagger. Kolh was
marked with an egg, as Weaver was, 80 i,
is said. Watson had not even poor little
yellow splotch with radiatiug points to bach
up his scare. Nevertheless he can, in later
years, write the thrilling story of his night
under guard into $50 magazine articl'
and read it lin the original manuscript to
the next generation Of voters that rises W
in his family as q proof of what he wenu
through away back yonder in '92.
Jerry Simpsons hair-lifting story is tn
latest OF the lot. Night riders. according t,
the yarn, were preparing to remove hin
from this vale of tears by the shotgun
mesho cd, and he had letters Co prove it H
is not made OF exactly the stuff that mar
tyrs are, but be never stopped to thinl
about that Other people thought of 1t
however, and pronounced the whole stor,
e fake Nevertheless, in the future the cabi
net OF Jerry's memory will hold no more fra
grant mementoes of his great pohJica
career than his socks and his story of escap
from assassination.
II any prominent populist besides Mr.
Taubeneck has neglected to provide hiiusei
with one Of these cheap and rich experie zee
on which to feast, mentally, in later years
| he is reminded that the end of the campaign
is near. and il anything is done it must b
! done at once.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-10-31
Fl ,hcing Germs With an Ak.

Apropos to the present cholera scare a good
story is told by the health department officials
of a certain ward politician who secured DO.
sition in the dsinfectiug station at the foot of
East Sixteenth street, says the New York Her
aid. The politician remained at the retort
where he had been stationed something less
than two hours and in his hasty departure
lies the storJ the health officials are telling.
The politician is Michael McGurk. he other
employees favored the discharged retort man.
and decided to have some fun with his sue
cessor.
"Well, Mr.. McGurk, 3" said one of them. I'VE
are pleased to meet you. Take off your coat
and hat"
Mr.. McGurk obeyed.
"Now, here is ar AK" continued his initiator.
giving him large double -bladed affair weigh
ing about ten pounds, with which you must
guard those holes in tina, boiler It is full Of
microbes just over from Russia. They have
horns and poisonous breath and should one OF
them get on you he will kill you quicker than a
stroke of lightning.
Mr.. McGurk turned pale, but grasped the Ak
with a nervous energy and bravely took a posi-
ton in front Of the retort. Several spurts OF
steam came fortn with hiss. MIR. McGurk
struck at them and leaped back Beads of per-
spiratlon z .thered on his forehead More steam
spurts brought more wild blows
The employees gathered about, watched his
agony for several minutes and then quietly fi.d
out of the bu ldng, leaving heir victim alone
IN the dark retort with the deadly microbes.
They we're gone an hour. Then they returned
expecting TO hnd McGurk still striking at
microbes with poisonous breath" They were
foiled. The tail silk hat and black broadcIoth
coat had disappeared with their owner. The
az lay on the floor. Pinned to a barrel head
the employees found the following:
'DEAR SUR-ldo mind fighting anything on
square ground, but amt rshing my life fight.
ing Unknown animals at 81 30 per day.
Respectfully, MciURR"
The letter was transmitted to President Will
son, and the discharged employe was reinstated
the following day.
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Looking Ahead.

In the November number of the North
fmericGn RcUieV Mr.. Erastus Wiman dis
cusses ut considerable length what cholera
costs conmerce." The subject was suggeste
by the existing feeling of apprehension rel
alive To an epidemic II cholera next year il
this country.
II there should be such au epidemic there
would be great depression in all kinds OF
business and the Columbian fair would be a
financial failure. There would be a great
reduction ia freight and passenger traffic
on the transportation lines because ths pe0-
pie would be g. alarmed that they would
not give their usual attention TO business,
and would have very little inclination 10
travel
But there are more reasons against q
cholera epidemic than for one. Notwith-
standing the fac5 that there were may
cases of cholera in New York harhor this
year the disease did not succeed in getting
lodgment in New York or any other part
OF the country. Indeed, it is nov though
by eminent physicians that the fe" re-
ported cases Of cholera in New York city
were not Genuine Asiatic caole-a. II they
were the fact that the disease did not spread
shows pretty conclusiyely that II can he
controlled by vigorous sanitary measures.
1t is probable that merchandise from
cholera infected countries viii be intro
duced into our ports this winter, but II does
not follow that il will contain CHOLERA
germs. or that If it does they viii posse
sufficient vitality next summer 10 cause an
epidemic. And, besides, great care VIII De
exercised undoubtedly IN admitting goods OF
any kInd fr. III tbs countries that have been
afflicted with The disease this year.
Immigrants from Russia and portions Of
Germany are the chief source of danger
There is no good reason why they should be
We have already as many as we can
satisfactorily assimllate within the next
four or five years. The supply of raw ma
terial is abundant, and why should we re-
ceive any more, particularly as it may
C use the loss Of many thousands of lives
ard many millions Of property. The wiser
course would be to shut out altogether i'm
migrants from da 0erous localities. The
President should extend the twenty days
quarantine until the meeting of congress,
aud that body should prohibit immigration
from cholera infected countries.
While the danger of cholera epidemic
next year is not great it would be the wiser
course to act as il it were. The same pre-
cautions to prevent an epidemic should be
taken that would be taken II 1t were re-
garded as imminent
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-10-31
Roxer,s Dandy Proverh.

An east side Sunday school teacher tells the
following funny yarn about her class Of news
boys, says GTIpsack: She asked them to learn
a nice proverb and recite 1t to her the next Sun
day The time came and Slugsy McFadden,
being the first boy in the class, said:
BE dillgent and you will be rich"
That's very nice; and now, next little boy,
have you a proverb for me ?"
shorty Schmidt replied:
AS dot tree Is proke 90 Is dot twig climbed
The next boy, Petey Scanlan, had a real nice
one
The hair of dog will cure his bite"
dogs: ~
"Barkin' dogs never bite"
The last boy was Cock-eyed Roxey. and he
made the teacher smile, He spoke up so as e
be beard all over the school room:
Talks cheap, but it takes money to buy
whisky. Amt that a dandy, mumf''
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-10-31

The anti-forcs bill speech Of ex-Gov.
Chamberlain, OF South Caroline, in Phila-
delphs. Friday night, was interesting,
particularly because Of the fact that the
speaker was once a governor through the
operation OF the force methods Of the Repub-
licsn party in the south. But he learned in
1915 and 1877 that such methods would not
do. When the federal troops were with
drawn from Columbia in 1877 by President
HAYES, he regarded the withdrawal az
meaning that force in southern politics was
not to De used hereafter by the Republican
party. Now, however, he believes that the
Republican party. II IL could, would pass a
force bill for the purpose Of perpetuating IT.
self in power. Mr.. Chamberlain, an ardent
republican during reconstruction, has for
several years been an independent in politics
aud pronounced tariff refOrmer.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-10-31

Gentle John Wanamaker has been trying
his hand as a fat fryer again, although
there is little prospect OF q osbi-
net portfolio ahead of him this time for
his trouble. He ran over to see MIR. Ii. C..
Frick, the Homestead man, a few days ago,
and it is reported that in consequence the
republican campaign fund was considera-
bly, increased. For some time the rumor
has been current in republican papers that
Frick was democrat, but this interview
with Wanamaker and its outcome, If cor
rectly reported. disposes Of any such rumor.
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lyDgy TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

SPECIAL NorrcEs-As to Bills Against British
Steamship Washingsou City and Norwegian
Fark Carmel.
L1Nco1r BENNETT 6 Co.'S HArs-Faik Cloth
ins Company.
CARDIGAN JAckETs-B. II. Levy & Bro.
AUCTION SlLEs-Carpets, Furniture, Grocer
les, Etc, by c. H. Dor5ett, Five Acres al
Thuuderbolt, by R. H. ratem; DrummerS' sam
pies, Etc, by J. H. Oppenhoin Son; CLOSING
Sals This Day. by J. Mclaughlin & Son.
SEEtNsH.P cEEDULE-Baltimors Steamship
Company.
LEGAL NoTIcEs-Appication for Incorpors
tiou Of the Savannah Wheelmsns Track Asso-
citation.
TA-RARA BOON DE-AY-Appel & Schaul
CHEAP CoLUN ADVERTISEMENTS - Help
waatei; E mol oyment Waate ;; Fo, Rsnt: For
Sale; Lost; Personal: Miscellaneous.
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Colored Preachers in the Campaign
Fro,n &c Nep York Euenino Post Dads

FTofh "e Neb forh hUenth0 os' CI'e%h
The negro preachers have always been the
main reliance of the republican politicians for
have often been used as the party headquarters.
Ii is therefore 20 eworthy sign OF tue times
when colored clergymen announce their repudi-
alton OF repubcanism and their intention to
support Cleveland. One such case Is that Of
the Rev. Joseph w Crofton. described as
one of tins most prominent coored
preachers in the south, who published q
card in q Memphis newspaper renounc-
ing the Republican party because Of his oppo-
sltion to the force bill and the high tariff sys-
ten, and promising to take the stump for Cleve-
land A still more prominent convert Is Bishop
j. NJ Brown of the African Methodist church,
who has written an open letter stating his be-
lief that the time had passed for the coored
one party, and giving the reasons why, 10 his
opinion, it is the duty Of tho colored man who
wishes TO advance the interests Of his race to
vote for Cleveland.
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AN ENGLISH INVENTOR has discovered way
OF making fabric which closely resembles
animal skins. The fabric is woven with looped
pile, which can be heightened or shortened by
an attachment 10 the machine. After the weav-
ing the loops are drawn out by a revolving wire
brush or card, and this process finishes the ends
of the threads so as to make them fiuer at the
points than at the roots. The pile is formed at
different lengths. consequently the resulting
fur Is thicker ct the bottom than at the outslde.
The fabrics made in this way are intended to be
used az carriage rugs and door mats.
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No Apathv AMONG Die Ofacials.

From the Salt Lake City (Utah) HerGTd CDem.)
President Harrison has team OF six cabinet
ministers stumping the country and expatiat-
Ing on the glories Of McKinleysIn. Miller has
been fighting the Michigan electoral law and
Wanamaksr is playing the melodeon and al
lowing republican campaign committess to
send out political documents as supplements"
to weekly papers without paying postage.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-10-31

Senator Quay's tactics are decidedly
queer. He went to New York few days
ago and, with great deal of show, rolled
up his sleeves to take charge of the machine
The next day he rolled down his sleeves
again, without having so much as CREASED a
journal, and announced that he was going
home. Quay IS probably on the lookout
20 see that his personal pull is ell right, and
is paying very little attention to any thing
heYond that
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-10-31

An irate Chicago young man is wearing
big ugly pistol around in his bolt and
looking for Jim Corbett, the man who
licked sullivan. The Chicago man has a
western style. 1t appears that when Cor
bett was in Chicago recently be went
inashing" and smiel at this young mans
sweetheart in such an enhancing way that
she returned it, And the young man wants
blood for satisfaction.
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All Depends on the Poodle.

From the Philadelphia Evsnino Herald (Dem.).
The desertion Of many OF the best men in the
Republican party has carried CONSERVATION into
the ranks of those who champion monopolies.
The Republican party has already lost the coun-
try on a fair vote. The question now is whether
the scale in their favor on election day. They
have had experience in putting money where it
will do the most good and they are willing to do
IL again.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-10-31

An article, alleged to have been clipped
from the editorial columns of the Phiadel-
phia Press, is being rather exte sively
printed in southern Ispers under the head
ing, Southern Democrats. Read This. u
The article advocates the force bill as a
means OF destroying southern industries
oecsuse they come IN competition with the
industries Of the north. The Press says the
article is forgery. 1t probably is forg-
cry and its use should be discontinued. The
force bill is so full of iniquity and the Re.
publican party is so honeycombed with sin
that the alleged Press article is not needed
to be used against either.