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Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-06-25

Young Lady: want four pounds of steak.
Butcher: Round? Young Lady: don't
care whether it's round or square so long as
it is nice and tender.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-06-25

Pedestrian: How is it that this street is 20
much dirtier than the other? Cop: The wo-
men never walk here.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-06-25

Unsophisticated parent: Hello, there,
nurse, what's the baby yelling that way for?
can't read at all. Nurse: He's cutting his
teeth, sir. q. P: Well, see that he doesn't
do it any more or you lose your place.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-06-25

Bryant's Mail College, Buffalo, n. Y.
If you want TO get . good, thorough business edu-
cation cheaply, at your own home, write to above.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-06-25

If you feel Discontinued with your lot, gel
out and dig in it and raise something.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-06-25

Mrs. Yerger, Matilda, hurry up with those
shoes. What keeps you SO long? Matilda
I'se a'comin,' mum. heard you call de
fust time, and thought ter save time I'd
jess button 'em up before you puts 'em on.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-06-25

''Silence gives assent, you know" he urged
gently. "Does it?" she replied, waking from
q reverie. ''Then I'd advise you to propose
to deaf mute"
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-06-25

You will excuse me now, my friends, /" said
the man who officiated as master of cere-
monies at Bach and Handel musical enter
tainment" in Groveland Park parlor the
other evening, 'if I turn my Bach on the
audience and proceed to Handel the organ.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-06-25

Professor: One swallow can't make q
summer. Freshman: But one matchmaker
can supply spring.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-06-25

II You know Of any one contemplating
buying Creamery or Cheese Factory Hs.
ehinery, refer them to Davis 4 Rankin Bldg.
and Mig. Co., Chicago, Ills, largest 0aau-
facturefs Of these goods in the world Low
prices and fair dealing II their motto. Alex.
andre Inproved Cream Separator . spss.
ialty. See cat shove. Capacity 2,5o0 -
5000 pounds per hour; two. horse power Win
Cheese Color, Fairlamb Cheese Dreesings
Fairlamb Rennet Extract, Yairlsmb Dst6sg
Color and the Babcock Milk Tester and
everything in line Of machinery and sap.
plies for butter and cheese factories. II
You wish to buy from the manufaOeufefs
direct, write for quotations and discounts.
All goods guaranteed 6rSt-clAss or can b
returned at our expense.
Davis 4 Rankin Bldg. & Mfg. Co.
Western Kansas world. [volume] (WaKeeney, Kan.) 1885-current, 1892-06-25

ulHerenI ORDERS OF railway employees OF
the state, Labor Commissioner Betton,
in his report for 1891, now ready for the
printer, has succeeded in procuring re-
ports from engineers and conductors,
representing $500 trips made during
the year 1891, has thoroughly analysed
them, and the results are submitted in
series of tables. These tables show the
hours on duty, number of miles run,
wages earned, and in short all the de-
tails affecting the work of the large
number of men engaged in train service.
They are very complete, and the analy-
sis is exhaustive, and cannot fail to
prove of inestimable value to that large
and respectable class of workers upon
whose judgment and care devolve the
lives and safety of so many of their fell
low citizens. In this report the engi-
neer freely tells of the difficulties, dan
gers and responsibilities which beset his
vocation. and which, as the commission
er well says, are family realized by the
mass OF the travelling public. This is
the first attempt yet made by any labor
bureau to obtain a full and comprehen-
sive statement from the men them
selves; and though many difficulties
were encountered they were finally to
q large degree overcome. and the re-
suits obtained are reliable and abso-
lutely accurate. The investigation In
volved vast amount Of correspond
ence, necessitating personal communi-
cation with upwards Of 100 engineers
and conductors regarding the details q
thar work.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-07
THE UTAH CoMmrSs1oN.

THE HERALD makes no apology to its
readers for the space occupied this morn
Ing with the debate In the United States
Senate last week on the subject Of The Utah
commission One striking thing that ap-
pears In the discussion, is tue familiarity Of
the Democratic speakers with the political
affairs of this territory, and another is the
density Of the Ignorance OF the Republican
Senators on the same subject. It is to some
extent unfortunate for the merits of the
controversy that the Senate has not yet
had the benefit OF a report from its COM
mittee on territories OF the testimony taken
in support OF the Home Rule bill, as it is
called. Or, If the appropriation committee
Of the House had forwarded MIR. WASHING
ToN's report with the proposed abolition OF
tho Utah commission, matters would have
been greatly simplifed. For that report
fully answers all the positions taken by
Senators ALLISON and PLAT, and shows
that, instead Of no complaint having been
made Of tie partisanship OF the commits
sion, there is direct arrangement Of that
body on this very ground
II, too, the Senate had had before 1t the
eloquent memorial OF our legislature set
ting forth the anomalous condition OF Utah
with. respect to the management Of It's
ordinary affairs, not only the uselessness
Of the commission, but the whole policy Of
the general government towards the terri
tory, must have appeared to thai body as
demanding radical and instant change.
Indeed. the discussion of last week, with
out these powerful aids, brought out
enough 10 suggest that the subject of the
commissions continuance ought to be
looked into by thedudiciary committee. Il
further produced the concession that was
made in the great reduction Of the salaries
Of the members Of the commission. But it
is plain that logically the Senate stopped
short Of the real remedy, and it is TO be
hopad that the House Conference com
mittee, hurried as it is, will not suffer
itself to be cajoled into any recognition of
a necessity for the further existence of the
commission.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-07
-
The PROAItIq.iON CANDIDATE.


The story told of Genera, B1DwELL, the
Prohibition candidate for the presidency,
that he cut down his vineyard lest the
grapes might be made into wine, rather
confirms the opinion of him entertained by
the late Senator NYE of Nevada. When
BIDwELL was a representative to Con-
gress they boarded in the same house.
One night the landlady's COW died, and. she
approached the good natured senator with
a request that he would assist her in get
ting new one. II am very sorry ] can't
attend to 1t today. Mrs" he replied,
"for am very busy. But you ask BID
WELL. He is just your man"
The landlady stood somewhat in awe of
the kid-gloved representative who was ac-
customed to put on many airs, but she
went confdingly TO him.
Cow, madam p exclaimed BIDwELL in
dignantly, "who told you to apply to mes"
1T was Senator NYE, sir, faltered the
discounted woman.
well, you tell Senator NYE TO mind his
own business was the sharp retort.
When they met again the representative
said "NYE. why did you send the land
lady to me about cowln
"Why, BIpwELI," replied the genial old
JIM, II knew you didn't know another
id thing, but thought you might posi-
bly, know something about cow. l an
sorry to find myself mistaken.'
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-07

come over and represent great American
Industry"
Eight canning establishments In the
United States have reported that as re
suit Of the Increased tax On tinued plates,
their business in the frst quarter Of 1892
has been greatly diminished az compared
with the same period of 1891. They have
paid $40, 7S5 less to labor during the first
quarter of 1892 than curing that Of 1891.
The output Of the whole canning industry
in 1891 was 5e,0o0,00 cases of assorted
canned products, recurring the culture Of
l. 000, O00 acres of land TO supply them. FIT
teen PER cent. OF American farms are di-
rectly interested in this industry, and $40,
600 farmers cr 100000 people are sup
ported on farms by it. The tax on the tin
used for cans is nearly 5000. COO a year.
which viii give yearly employment TO 20,
GOO people in growing, picking, canning,
labelling and boxing the farm products
that can be bought for this sum now paid
in taxes on the cans used. The tariff tax
would therefore pension of at fuli wages
the year round 20,OG0 American workmen,
now deprived Of even this chance to earn q
4lNAISs a SlllAltL Icolls Gun bG SAONI III
the canned meat Industry. The tin plate
industry might, in the course OF century,
employ 10000 people.
Meanwhile the shipments OF British tin
TO Australia and to Central and South
America are increasing with astonishing
rapidity, and canning establishments are
now building in those countries. The tin
plate swindle is another attack on the
farmer. 1t is made solely in the intere tot
men who make steel sheets, and who de-
sire TO substitute galvanized sheet steel for
timed plate. This roofing iron has re-
Gently advanced in price, in the face of
falling market on other iron products.
The timed plate tax levies war upon
6,00O self supporting established industries
built up by the use Of cheap timed plate
as their raw material, in order to favor an
industry confessedly non -self-supporting-
a pauper industry sort of industrial
poor-house that costs 80, 100000 yearly to
support, and viii pay back Tin wages if
it is ever perfected, only Sl,20O,0O0 year.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-07

Office under The circumstances. If be is
lacking in the sensitiveness suggesting his
retirement, his father in-law. the judge Of
the district. can scarcely fail to take the
hint to bounce the thrifty young gentleman
whose greed has brought the Office
into such disrepute. It may be
remarked in this connection that
Judge MINER will hardly rush pre-
cipitateiy into print in defense of his
relative. as he did last winter. The sltua-
tion does not warrant any such undue
haste ns was manifested in February.
The compliments and the gratitude of
the bar and litieants are to Judge MALoSET
who has corrected an evil Of which many
attorneys have complained, although they
did not like to appear as public accusers
lest thereby they might Iniure their cases
| in the court. All will be glad to learn of
change Of clerks in the Ogden district,
and we assume that such change will be
promptly made
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-07

THE REPUBLICAN party Of the nation is
in a great quandary relative to the man
agement of its presidential campaign, ow-
ing to the distrust which one section of it
has of the other. The New York politi-
clans, with their late candidate for COVER
nor as their spokesman. wanted CLARKsoN,
but as FAssETT and CLARKsoN had both
been identified with the BLAINE move
ment, B. H. was afraid of him. GARRISON
had eulogized the methods of QUAY and
DUDLEY, who are On scarcely more than
speaking terms with the president, and
then it was ascertained that MIR. CAMPBELL
of Illinois, was that sort of man, CAMP
BELL was elected, and it turned out that he,
too, had been strongly administration
on account of HARRISON having denounced
him as lobbyist st the time the Illinois
senators desired MS appointment as collec-
tor OF the port of Chicago 3. H., there
fore. after a long caucus, has persuaded
the new chairman to resign, in consequence
of the pressure of important business, or
some other equally false makeshift "Thus
bad begins and worse remains behlnd.n
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-07
BRIEF. MERRY AND WISE.

Picdyune: The student is at o loss to know
how to begin after his commencement is over.
Hazleton Sentinel: Hardly anybody would
like to change places with the turtle, yet think
of the snap he has.
Baltimore Anerican: Coal has gone up again,
but wait till it strikes the chute. Then it will
have to go down again.
Yonkers Salesman: ''Do not recall those
painful days. is what the young man remarked
when the dentist presented his bill.
Washington Star: 1t is now that man goes
to the country to find rest and quiet and comes
directly home for the same purpose.
Toronto Globe: 1t is the fate of Stanley to be
treated with ingratitude. The Lambeth cock
neys seem to be as little DESTROYS Of being res
cued as Emin Pasha.
1lb-Bis: Father-That cat made an awful
noise in the back garden last night. Arnold
Yes, father; think that since he ate the canary
he thinks he can sing.
Boston Transcript: Said the lecturer: 1.-THE
roads up these mountains are too steep and
rocky for even donkey to climb; therefore 1
did not attempt the ascent"
Indianapolis Journal: Mrs. Wickwire-I can
give you some cold victuals but no coffee We
only cook once day in this weather Hungry
Higgins dn disgust) Only once q day? Well,
some people is too lazy for any usel
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-07
A vINDiCTIoN.

1t has been some time in coming, but
Lawyer MALoNEY Of Ogden has received
his complete vindication in the letter which
the attorney general has addressed to the
district court clerk Of the northern district
1t will be remembered that when Judge
MALoNEY sent letter to Washington last
winter making certain statements regard
ing the conduct of the clerks Of
fee, yelping pack flew at the
heels OF the attorney. Certain officials
went to the rescue of the clerk, certain
newspapers assailed the attorney, the clerk
himself became indignant aud abusive, and
the storm ragged generally. 'Kentuckyn
SMITH, who knew something Of the mat
tiers exposed by Judge MALoNEY, also
came in for a large share Of abuse because
he vouched for the correctness OF at least a
part of what had been alleged.
Judge MALoSEY said if he were
given an opportunity that be would
prove what be had charged. Finally
the department of justice, under threat
that il it did not inquire into the case the
House Committee on judiciary would in
stitute an investigation, sent a special ex-
aminer. AS usual in such cases the ex-
aminer was predisposed in favor of the &C
cused yet he found such state OF affairs
and the evidence was so conclusive that he
was forced to report against the clerk, and
indirectly to vindicate Judge MALoNEY
and "Kentucky'' SMITH. The attorney
generals letter to the clerk, as pub
lished in yesterdays HERALD. is what
may be termed ''stingern Only a
terribly irregular condition of things could
have brought such letter. We do not
understand how the clerk can continue in
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-07

Politically THE United States Senate
as now divided, stands: Republicans, AZ;
Democrats, 80; Third Party, 2. About one
half Of all the states that are to elect Sen
ators in the next Congress are more or less
doubtful. Whichever party elects the
president will almost without doubt con-
troll the Senate. The revolt of three Re-
publican senators in the present Congress
would end, Republican preponderancs in
that body. The future political status Of
the Senate has not been in so much doubt
as it is now since 1860.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-07

A STRONG pressure Is being brough to
bear upon HARRISON TO have him modify
his well known views Of the southern cleo
ton measure, in his letter Of acceptance.
That issue is seriously damaging his pros
poets IN some quarters. But HARRISON is
nll-headed, and be has right to say that
Il they did not desire the force bin brought
into the campaign, the Repu0lit44s had no
business TO put 1t in the platform, or indorse
bis policy. Of which that proposition was .
leading feature.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-07

A FIRST RATE reason for the abolition Of
the Utah commission is that one of the
commissioners is in Washington lobbying
to be retained at salary above that
agreed upon by the Senate. Judge RODENT
SON objects to being put by Congress in the
position of mere clerk, but he did not
protest against being put in such position
by the Liberal party of Utah, which re-
quired him to gerrymander the territory in
the most outrageous unrepublicsn manner
OF with his head
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-07

There IS no remedy that acts more
promptly on the throat, lungs and chest
than Onion Syrup. Ii loosens the phlegm
enabling you to throw it off. 1t relieves
the tightness and oppressive feeling in chest
and all soreness Of The lungs. AS tonic
and restorative it has no equal DIR.
Gums Onion Syrup is medicoted in
manner 80 as to be more effectual than the
plain syrup and not have any taste or odor
of the onions, making Ii very pleasant to
take. Sold at 50cts. by Godbe Pitts Drug
Co. Corner Main and First South
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-07

IT TOOK four hours of consultation with
the president and members of the cabinet
at Washington, for Chairman CAMPBELL to
decide that his business at Chicago would
not admit of his conducting Mr.. HARKIsoN's
the position By Senator FARwELL, whether
his acceptance in the first place was with
the view of knitting the nominee, whether
it was because of the discovery of his be-
longing to the beef combine. or whatever
the reason, the fact of the resignation is a
hard blow at Republican prospects.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-07

t'A1lERIcANIsM" HAS had another severe
blow In the grand bounce Of Marshal JAN
NEY aud two other conservators of the
peace and morals Of Salt Lake. Let the
heather race
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-07

Dunno THE frat half Of the present
calendar year 2s4 40 immigrants have ar
rived in the United States from foreign
shores, an increase Of mere than 10000
over the corresponding period LAST year,
but Of these 81, 362 were cabin passer gers,
az increase of $3.50 over 1884, The
heaviest immigration (67.790 was n May.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-07

DEPEw CAN'T serve HARREsoN in the
cabinet on account Of the terminal obiec-
lions. and CAMPBELL can't serve as chair
man Of the Republican committee By rea-
son Of his prior obligation to the beef COM
bine. II Pension Superintendent RAUM
won't answer, perhaps they will have to
send over for JOHN c. NEW.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-07

TIE LIGHTS Of Liberalism, as applied in a
local party sense, territorial and muni-
cipal, are burning pretty low. with thick,
greasy, sputtering wicks and Pickering
flame. The brief candle is almost out.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-07

IT Is estimated that $50 iron mills are
affected by the labor troubles with the
Amsigamated association, and that 100, 900
men are idle in consequence. CARNEGsE's
new corporation has capital stock Of $685.
o0o. 900 and alone will employ 10000 men.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-07

HAD VIcE-PREsIDENT MORTON been in his
seat when Senator VEST moved that the
silver bill be postponed until the first
Monday in December, and BLACKBURN
moved to lay that motion on the table, ne,
the vice-president. would have had the cast
ing vote, as BLAcKBURN's motion was lost
by tie-2S to %. Another illustration Of
the Importance of one vote.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-07

PRESIDENT HAHRlsoN realizes that of the
persons now talked Of for the chairman
inanship Of the Republican national CON-
rnittea, whoever gets it viii demand to run
the administration, in case he wins. That
was what was the matter with QUAR-, and
they are all alike.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-07

CoLLAPsIFIcAT1oN SEEMS TO have set in
Is q consequence Of the intestinal wounds
received by the Liberal party at Mime
apolis and Chicago. The stage Of NORTH
cation is on and everything is in readiness
for The mbalnling process.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-07

IT Is just possible that the beef and
hides combine horned CAMPBELL off the
Republican committee, fearing reaction
against their monopoly. None Of the
trusts will relax any effort in HARRIsoN's
behalf on that account
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-07

RELATIVE TO the mysterious disappear
snce Of the mayors report OF the scandal
Gus behavior Of city officials, we may say
It was merciful forbesrance on their part
that they didn't abduct the mayor himself.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-07

The INDIGNATION which Judge MINER
manifested last winter in regard to the
charges made against his clerk at Ogden
may now be switched over to the attorney
generals department. This is another in
stance OF people outside not understanding
Utah WAYS
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-07

Mrs CoRSwAI11s WEST. canvassing in
Wales for parliament seat for her hus-
band, broke up q political meeting. Now
let her come over to Kansas and have
Joint debate with Mrs. LEASE.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-07

Is TEE following Of the Liberal managers
in this town and territory altogether salts
fed with the kind of government is is
Fettingl
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-07

Why DON'T some Of b. HIS friends sug-
gest that RAuM be elected to I'LL vacancy
in the Republican executive committee
caused by CAMPBELL Of Illinois, resigninRs
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-07

THE LATE employees Of the CARNEGIE
works in Pennsylvania, are enjoying the
fruits Of protection now-locked out, and
& regiment Of P1NKERToK detectives set to
watch their movements.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-07

SrANLET HAS been beaten for parliament
aud nobody but his folks is sorry. BY the
way, some Of our contemporaries speak of
him as an American. he was born in
Wales.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-07

THE REPUBLICANS are bothered at not
being able to find rhyme for the Demo
cratic presidential candidate. 1t
would be difficult 70 match him in any way.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-07
SILVER AND LEAD IN NEW YORK.
UTAH WEATHER TO-DAY

Fass, cooler in northern and southern
portions.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-07
Onions for ..ouehs a,d Colds.

Hoods Sarsapaailla absolutely cures where
9th err preparations fail. 1t possesses medici-
nal merit peculiar to itself 81.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-07

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