St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-11
SUNRISE SIGNALS.

IL is TO be hoped that the newly organized
wall paper trust will not crack at the seams.
Chicago iearfully bids farewell TO Farwell
hall, and, ineld ,nially her papers allude to
il as an old Landmark" Chicago has no old
landmarks In the vicinity of Farwell hall, at
least none over twenty years old +
The next time Jerry Rusk puts old Borcas
at the head of the spring janitor service he
will hear from the country in no uncertain
terms. 80
The Chicago Evening Post has an editorial
headed Does 1t Mean Blainey" That is just
what Benny is waiting at the phone TO find
out.
In this year of our Lord, 1892. January and
May could never secure a divorce on the
ground of incompatibility of temperament.
OF course Russ" Harrison doesn't come
right out flat-footed and say SO i'll SO many.
words, but all the same the tone of his re-
cent conversation indicates that. in his opin-
ion. Jim Blaine has ''wheels in his head"
If you don't believe politics has its bull
anu pear tnOVeMenlS, JUST WdlCh VIC
tons in the Blaine market i'll the course of
twentyfour hours.
Suffern Taller is driving a stage coach
called the Comet" around Paris. Let him
not drive over i'll the direction of Ostend or
Suffren Taller is likely to lose the tail of
his Comet"
If congress is averse to giving S5,0OO,000 to
Chicago's worlds fair, why not give 1t to
Chicago's base ball club? They need it
soreiy to hire players who can play ball.
Judge Ito convicted highwayman, severe
lyJ-Why did you not devote yourself TO up
holding law and order?
Highwayman-It took about all my spare
time to hold up men.
1t is now currently reported that Minister
Porter has 'been ordered home to assist in
the denomination of B. Harrison. Of the for
eign ministers of this administration we
have now with us WhitelaW Reid, Charles
Emory Smith and Pat Egan. William Walter
Phelps is expected to arrive at an early day,
as is also Consul to London John c. New.
Looking ahead to June T. Minneapolis seems
destined to witness a sight never yet seen by
any prominent foreign capital of the world,
the presence in her midst of dozen or more
of eminent American diplomats 1t will be
sight never gazed upon by London, Paris.
Berlin, st. Petersburg, or Rome. AS one of
the side attractions to the Republican con-
veution it viii be almost equal to any single
exhibit at the worlds fair and worth going
miles to see. That it is destined to prove a
drawing card cannot be doubted on the face
of the returns.
Madison, Ind. has had the same mayor for
sixteen years. Sheath aud bloody 'oonds !!
Has Madison never heard of reform" moral
publication and ''down de gang" Those
poor Hoosiers are q back-number lot, GER
tainly.
Oh, for patch of dark blue sky;
Oh, for glimpse of the sun;
To afford a chance for the small boy sly
To blow down into gun.
In the prospective absence Of summer
what will become of the sumner girl?"
The fact that two women are to be given
seats in the Minneapolis convention should
suggest to Henri Watterson the advisability
of looking up accommodations for the STAR
Eyed Goddess of Reform.
Tom Reed talks pompously about starving
the government. One more Republican
''billion-dollar congress- and it would be on
the highway leading "oyer the hill TO the
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