The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-04-11
Bah IN WELLINGTON.
sHE GETS POLfrHC, AND MAKES
PREsIDENTL TICKET.

Her Own PresidBrtl Ticket-W by
Democrats Ares Senators
Who Are More aI,rested in Pink
Petticoats Than Bog sea Matters.
Politics and stataen as Seen by
a Clever woman-e Darlings tq) of
Senatorial HeartA Few Good
Things and What ey Are.
(Copyytl
WASHINGTON, Aprig-After you have
meandered about forwhile, and have
grown spiritual over ,tbeauty Of byways
and the loneliness of seeded spots you sud
denly discover that yotant something to
eat And the one plad get it is here-at
least. think so. Apdhsve had consider
able experience in thlsarch after what is
and what is not mqappetizing. Here
where the gentle terra frisks, where the
canvas-back duck ams love to his neigh
Dor, where nobody carwhether hot bread
is digestible or not, ANYWHERE real coffee
is gotten, man lives Ter, is happier. and
when he is happy helch nice fellow to
know. ryp ono
Bah DOESN'T, LHKIENAToR1 HILL.
Being an Americ m have few objects
in view. Being a won, they tend toward
the good of my COUNT As the machine
clicks, it seems TO hinlat the best thing |
could do for my couy would be TO stop
talking. But that's We the machine and
l disagree. What lime to Washington
for, besides getting aething to eat, was
to look at the politicis | didn't care how
they were serveds vther they we're en-
brochette, or whetberey came in a mere
ordinary fashion out q frying pan. but
did want to see .themfore they got quite
into the fire. Thereere doubts in my
mind as to who shoi run on the demo-
cratic ticket. I wantto gain my convic-
tions in that city of och each one of US
own brick, aud Irdil saw Senator Hill
When Nature builtlr. Hill, and con
structed his eyes. ii y ferret in view;
when art got hold oAm aud made his
head bald, the opportty for an advertise
ment of some good so was dreamed Of.
And when he learned walk somebody
bad just whispered ton: Ny boy, you
are little tin god on eels,n aud he hasn't
got that notion knod out Of his head,
and it shows i in, infect. You see the
trouble is that ME. + as a presidential
candidate bloomed carlyle looks
nipped in the bud. Bteen you and me,
and we are just two 1mea fools talking
politics, Mr.. Hill loo,as if be would be
out of place In the wkalouse. He looks
selfish man, and he hht got a wife, and
my candidate has Rotbe a married man.
So l took myS iittBlue Book, and
opposite the name Hill I'wrote: IN.
g. Looks as IL he Int come of good
stock" 'a' 40
WHY DEMooRATACK WISDOM.
The next on the pramme was German
of Maryland-good st, well fed, speaks
we'll, but the states tdttle. So opposite
Germans name ] hto write. II never
nursed dear gazelle glad me with its
soft, sweet eyes, etc gs
Then l stood ia tlApitol, and SAYS
to myself, says /, 'Vt fools these dem.
ocrats arel When theere In office, why
didn't they kick out ~ republican who |
was inl Then theyIuld be Presidents
to-day. AS 1t wa4hey fiddled and
faddled and treatedleir friends like
hounds and beat themd Tl be jiggered |
if were a man and 6crat, if wouldn't |
vote for the Republi, party simply be-
cause of their deter aton to stand by |
each other. OF coursAy amount to a |
big, solid vote whe5hSy do that, and |
equally of course, thettsWhat they want. |
am seriously thinkpgtpelf OF going out
and sitting on the Lraof my ancestors
and complaining to, I'll for having me
born democrat. III err do that or else
I'll be changed at my h. Friends and
fellow citizens This scs like stump |
speech, but il isn't
BAB'S PRESIDENT TICKET.
There are only two meat you can put |
on the democratic ticket be certain OF |
having gentlemen to esent you, and |
they are-Carlisle andaitney Brains |
and boodlel ! assure yRs fellow wo- |
man that this is ttnly conclusion |
that can be react by tour
among the politicians. TT quite certain |
whether women grow with the west
or not. but there is one & certain, and |
that is that the west tuut some of the
handsomest mensI haver seen in my life.
1t agrees better wlthlmean it does with |
women-great, big spid looking ami
mails, with sweet voicdld manners so
cordial that, if they do little bit the
perfect finish Of the easq forgive it, for
the reason thatSR wonalWays forgives
what she admires.
THE NEW rgosGRlAN's WIFE.
It's funny here TO seeg the new con-
gresham and hfs wife @rhfng the ways
of the world, aud funnill5te notice how
quiet he is in diseoyerist what is right
to do, and how preciouxious she is to
start out with thihkingt she knows it
all. What a1byefy tuIshea does havel
Feminine ambition reaoatto anything,
even TO the flag on1the iotl the capitol;
masculine ambition, wis slower, usually
gets just what it w A seal coat; a
gold chain, with locHorn outside 1t.
the locket containing loved ones pict-
ure, is a mode OF outdorap f0ncied by
the newly-elected., Bier dear heart.
she doesn't know that he time the pict-
ure Of some other WON printed on the
heart of her husband )lQrs that, while
they may not endure, are very strong
for the time being. believe there is
any beautiful lob +yis Washington /
do not; but think tnenp end OF pretty
women who have no; to do but dress
well, get themselves n up in that de-
lghtful pastime whic;An finds for idle
heads, empty hearts arht brains.
THE POLITICIAN his WIFE.
II you happen 30 be woman who
thinks that a politician love With you
because you are bfightecatAse you have
more chic, and becAusd don'5 mortify
him as his wife may dssbdse yOurseif
of the idea that You amg to hold him
now and forever, Heson his wife will
know just what she oApd she will be
mistress OF the silua;io,h suddenly dis.
cover her clevsrhess aDu viii be Just
what you desar Ss7sleth stS slang, bas
it's expressiYe.1e MeVi wicked little
friend, are thousanesd more faithful
than women, 10 and = always come
back to tho rwtfd ethe mother o.
their children. She Hos strongest tie
she has the first olaind although YOU
may have him for you've for one, two,
or three seasonsgt6ere ys comes day
when he wants to gok to his wife.
Then she has her tnuitft's Just possible
she may simply ignore; she is wise 1t