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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-08-25
g e + ~ q 3 T.

Sic Na6frase na6 Gbamberlains
4olifz, @boleraz limb 9iarrboe : 9eilz
mittel ttimmt bauernb au, ltnb apar
aus benz @runbe, neil ollie, bic es berz
iu6t baben, nit beKen Wirfung in boz
benz @rabe aufrieben finb unb es alen
ibren Na6barlt empfeblen. Wir f0ne
men bas Mittel sar 11idt tparm sez
mug empfeblen. : @aglep & Smeab,
Mpotbefer lit Nepton, Sotpa. - ST.
San Nntonio gu baben lit ben &potbez
fen bon s.. &alteDer & Son, DOM
ling & Gloob, s. g. Sod, u. 9reiB,
$. S6u6arb, Ct. @obn & 60. unb
&alteDer & S6u6arb.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-08-25
Sbr @ertrd,tem mar aered,tferttst.

sd babe mebr 3utrauen 81 bieier
Mebi3in, als gu irgenb einem Mr3te,
ben i9 femme iagt Sraa 9attie Mtafon
in Clifton, Garter So, Mo., inbem ie
bon @bamberlains &olif, @boleraz
unb 9iarrboes0 eilmittel fpra6. Nuf
biefe Me6iain fann man ii6 in allen,
aud in ben f6meriten unb gefdbrli6z
fen Gdllen berlaKen, iopobl fir 8inz
Der, mie aud fir grwa6iene. gu baz
ben in 5an Nntonio bel S. &alteper &
Son, Doubling & Sloo6, S. g. Sod,
u. Sreib, $. S9u6arb, SC. Cohen &
81. uttb @alteper & S1u1arb.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-08-25
Sampst auiuiu 6air Spnic,

bas bette 6aarlarfungsmittel Der Welt,
beieitigt 56uppen, perbinbert bas
Iusfallen Der 9aare, bef6leunigt ben
9aartpu6s, inbem es bic gefunbe 5bdz
tigfeit Ser Saut amregt. Sebe 6lai6e
1T nit benz Namen bes @rfinbers Osz
car @ampsb perieben. Preis per
Glai6e $1.0O. gu babem. in alen
Mpptbefem. General gentur I'M Gitp
Srmg Store, 6. &euB, Sf=@ommerees
StraBe, nabe Der Bride.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-08-25
California : Weine.

Weinliebbaber finben ein groBes 2a>
ger BON feinen CALIFORNIA Weinem bel
9errn s. S. WeDer am Nlamos
Ylasa. 9err Meper iu6t bic Meine
an Srt NIB STEELE aus unb fault brett
aus benz Seller Der @einai6ter. Oils
gutem &enner gelingt es inn ftets, bic
belten Snrten ausSumableu. @r fann
feline &unben unb SamilieE nit einem
guten Sropfen perieben. 9fotbz unb
MeiB @eiue lit bor5iigli6er Gualitat
bon ieBt ab $1.00 per @a1ome = fret
ms 0aus geliefert.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-08-25
Wladltd5e xeute aus Suotaua.

fbrl. Etmmcn8, EpRmetfer In Sbaptue, Suttaua,
f4tetbt sDas electric Bitter81 Bat mir mebr senhst,
es cue aneeren Mebteinen Duiamnensenommen, sesen
one BITE &ef@werben unb Qetben, wel&e bic EpIae BON
Gtbruasen Der Nteren unb Der Sober snb.S Der Ear<
msr anb 9ietsh4ter Sobn 9esIie, ebeufaus bon Sbaz
stne. last: $50 talte electric Bitters fur BITE bette
wRtptttns Bite e gtebt, Id babe mid mad ibrem 0es
tran4e ute men eeboren ~sefibIt." 1. I'd. Garsener,
eth Gtfenpaaren Gambler ~berfelben SrtfAaft, faat
z91ettrts 9tttere If eerabt Das, mas Semanb brandt,
pit man ~ fasen pfest. M.r bat es Bic @eiunbtett
pisbe!seeeeen nnb ID babe pteber appetit anS neuen
4potteten. abplpt Drete, 9bomp5en & en-, @bple-
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8 8.

= 3mii@en Stem Sort u1b Gelasco
mirb eine 9ampferlinie, borldufig nit
bier 9ampfern, etablirt perben. Ser
Betroleum : &6nig &odefeler u11b bic
Mifouri, &anias unb Seras 8abu ftes
ber binter benz Proiett.
9ie CORPUS Christi Water
Supply Co.., &apital $4,000, bat
fi6 inforporirett lafen.
= Sn Serarfara unb lmgegenb
flagt man iiber gu ftarfen &egenfan.
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Brifen : Gontratt.

@erliegelte Mngebote fir ben 8au
Der folgenben eiiernen 8riiden (ein>
l6lieBli9 Der 3ugdnge) fertig our Bes
nubung, iperben bon benz @eri6te Der
County, @ommi1dre BON 8erar @Ountp
in San Mntonio entgegengenDmmen
merben big gum
Mpmtag, ben ~. September
1892, 0prmittags IL 1tbr,
gu mel6er 3eit iie, in &esenpart Der
8ieter, er6fnet merben. IS fin6 bies
folgenbe 8riiden: lteber ben Salaboz
Greet at Ser @oliabz2 anbtraBe, nnb 3
Briiden iiber bic Mebina, an ben 2an6z
itraBen mad Srio Gitp, Someriet unb
Balo otto. Cine Der lebterer fol- ge=
baut tperbem, bas @eri9t ipirb bieielbe
ausmdblen. Sic profile Der betrefenz
ben- 8riiden iinb in Der Office bes
Glerfs bon 8erar @ountp einauieben.
Gin beglaubigter Gbed BON $500
muB iebes Mngebot begleiten. 9o6
tperben bic brei Mebina 8riiden als
elm Mngebet betra9tet.
9as Geri9t bebalt ii6 bas &e6t
bor, ems unb ale einlaufenben Mmges
bote SuriidSumeifen.
8er0fentli6t auf 8efebl bes @ountpz
geri6tes.
Sam Mntomio, II. @usuft 1892.
g. M. MeMlli1ter,
Gountpz& ihter, Berar 60, Seras.
@tte1tirt: Sbab. %. Smitb B,
@ountp> Glerf, 8erar Co., Seras.
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sdpla' 0aInen ; @arten Is

SHol3' Yalmen : Garter 1T ber
Sammelplab Der 9euti6en bon San
IntOnio init ibren Gamiliem. Sic re-
gelmdBigen Nbenb : Grei &onaerte on
bier Mbenben in Der Wo6e 1int itets
5ablrei9 beiu6t unb erfrenen ii6 elmer
aagemeinen 8eliebtbeit.
S@nls' saloum 1T Der sroBte urlb
lebbafteite in Der Stabt. Seine Weine
nnb Wbisfeps nnb ~alle5eit feaerfrif6es
Bier, iOpie bic beiten Gisarrem. S6ols'
2un6 erfrent ii6 aasemeiner @ners
fennurtg unb regen 3uIpruds.
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samose 9smre SAGE pomoer

1T Elm e~legantes unb barmloies Soilets
tenzpulDer. @s entbdlt feline Der Saut
i6abli9en Subftanaea, gibt Der Saut
elm frii9es unb gefunbes M~usfebem,
unb beiIt lei6tere Sautframfbeiten ober
gei9tperben, bic feinen 4rat erforberm.
SIS 1T elm gutes &inbers( Streu j. pulz
Der. gu besieben bur6 iebe Mpotbefe
in ben Ser. Staatem bon NorbzN merifa.
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Yprter geimHt.

Sin suberldifiger, Der ensli5den
Spra6e ma6tiger Damn. pirb AT for
fortigem Nntritt geiu9t. MuB int ST.
ienwaarengei6dft beipanbert iein unb
@mpfeblungen beibringen. Na6sufra=
gen in Der Office Der nTreiem preHe1.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-08-25

getporben mar, einfimmig unb obne
Oppoiition miebergetpdblt wor6en.
: Sn Baris 1T cine rteue Banana
@anal : @eieaf9aft NIT einem &apital
BON $50 Miaioner Grancs in Der Bill
bung begrifen, tpel6e bic unterbrO6ez
men &%analbauter am Stbmus pD1l
Yanana mieber aufnebmen mill.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-08-25
Sur Griebems @i@ter.

Itr finb autoriiirt, Serrn Mnton Mtam
als &anfibaten fur @ieberpabl fir has Mnnt
beS Srieber8ri1ters bes l. 8re.
eintts (bie sanae Stabt umfafenb) ansu-
tinbisen.
8ir iinb beauftrast, 9errn ". s. 6 nr ais
&anoibaten fit bas Mmt bes GritbenS.
ri4terS fir ben eriten Yrecinft a~msafin-
Sigen. 9err @ar erludt bic 8iirser bon Berar
Gountb, fir Jpn 81 Trimmer.
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s,atiirlide beise sawefel.saoer

in Ser unmittelbaren yfdbe BON Sun
Nntonio, neben benz Siibmeitli6en
sSrrenafpl. 8ef6rberung per Omnibus
BON Der Stabt aus oiermal tdgli1.
8dber 25 GentS.
6. S6euermeper,
y, 8. 8or 1889. San Mntonio.
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= @labftOne bat bic formele @rz
flarung erlafen, baB bas @erii6t BON
lsinem i'm Srlbiabre gu erpartenben
@adtrit bonn Nmte b6lig aus Der 2mft
ge9rifen iet.
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2u faufet o0er III mietheu

geiu6t mirb elm stpeit6diges Bobuz
baus (pon Stein ober 8adfein( nitt
al5u melt bonn Mittelpuntt Der Stabt
entfernt. Ibrefen beliebe nlaas in Der
Office bieies 8lattes ab3ugeben.
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Sas @interbalbiabr Der 0eutid,=
Gnaliidlett &d1ule

beginnt am 9onnerfag, ben l.. Sep
TENDER. Mnmelbungen iperhea BON
benz untersei6neten unb Ton Serrn
Wm. 8arbed, Dem 9iregtsr Der Mr=
italt, entgegengenommer.
s. @rpos,
prdii6ent 6es 9eutl6 @ngliiden
@Gul : 8ereins,
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-08-25
Stir pnffab

Wir iinb autorifirt, g. IS. Seffel ais
&anoihat fir bas 9mt SeS &omftabIers
bes l. YreeimftS bel Der beborftebenbem
Hobembertpabt an3ufiinbisen.
@ir iinb autorifirt, Or. Sames Me.
GIosfp OILS aaneibat fir bas 9tmt bess
fabIers bes l. Yrecinft ansmseisen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-08-25
9iarrhpe In Reutndn.

s8erbauungsft6rungen finb bier
ipdbreIto oes Sommers gang allgemein
getpeiel" fagt Der Mpetbeter g.. 80.
S9tpea BON WidliHe, ap., unb in
Golge bapon ipar bic Na6frage unaes
wobnlid groB nod gbamberlaiuss9 So
lit, @boleras unb 9iarrboez6 eilmitteI.
Sd babe erf bieien Morgen bier Sslas
i6en 6abon perfauft. Song merfwiirs
6ige aHren finb babur9 eraielt tuorben
unb es 1T in alien Gdnen erfoIareit
geipefen. gu baben in San Mntonio
in ben 4potbefen BON s. 9alteper &
Sou, Doubling & Gloob. s. g. Sod,
U. 9reiB, $. S6udarbt, q. Goben &
Co., unb aalteper & S6u6arb.
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Brunoeiscutbnns . llebertrasmnsem.

s. g. Barrier an %. s. Sag,
G~run6ftiidin Maoerids9bbition 1900.
$. unb s. @lmenborf at OF. Yolite,
6 @rumbfiide auf Columbia 9eigbts.
$40.
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@abl Mtt5etgen.
s ar 0ifrifts @Ierf.

i nr y HE GIert.
Sir iinb beamftragt, Serrn Seatt umz
i4eib ais aaabioaten fir oaa Amt bes
Ditrift:Glerfs bon 8esar County am
Sufiinbigen.
Sir ftnb autoriiirt. @errn 8 .. 9. Niks
tia On ais &anbioat fir baS Mmt ees
. itrift.@IerfS bon Berar County an.
aufiinbiaen.
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s ii r 6 ountpz @i6ter.

8ir iinb autoriiirt, 9errn g. IS. 81 G.
MIliter ais 8anbibaten fir @ieberwabl
fur has amt ces gountp.8i d ters atsas
fiinbisen.
Bir iinS autpriiirt, 9errn 81. 8. Staa.
fielb, biSber County Sdulluperintenbeut.
ais &anoibat fur baS Nmt Ses @ountpa
Htdters an5ufiinbisen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-08-25

sar 9ientag Ma6mittag, ebemals
Samilien=S Sag in S6ol5' Watatorium,
tpirb bon iebt an 1ur fir 9amen re-
ierbirt.
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gpmtberm Yacific 8abm.
Nbfabrt.

g1ab NeiosO rleahs, 6oufon nnb @al=
pefton tdsli6 1920 Na6m. unb 900
llbr Nbenbs.
Na1 @an 6raneiseo, 81 paio unb
eagle paB tdgli6 4:30 Na9m. un6
1855 Born.
Mnfunt.
Bon NetpsO orleans, 9oufom unb Galz
beiton tagli6 1900 @orm. unb 4:05
Na6m.
Gon San 6ranciseo, 81 pafo unb
eagle Da6 td9li6 1880 Na9m. unb
1870 Mber65..
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s g beriff.

8ir iino autoriirt Germ 8. g. Mccall
ais ganbibat fir @teberertpdblung fir bas
9mt bes Sberiffs bon 8egar Gountp ar=
sufinbtgen.
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Sir 9dute Snfpeftor.
Nir itnb autcrifirt. GERM Gas. 6.
2DffIer alS Ranbibat fir bas Mmt bea
8ante=Snfpeftors anauflnbisen.
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$50 Mit beitem grfoIse sebraude i'd
gcqelt Elm beftiges 2eberleiben Or. Mu>
cut aouig'S hamburger 9ropfem. -
eeiuri9 Skinner, Dsfroit, Mi6.
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Giitnbabn Tabr Ylan.
8. 4 6. u. 8abm.

S. y q. u. 8abm.
Mbfabrt.
Nad st. Souls pia Srom Moumtain
ODER 90. 6. &S..-.5:45 Morgens.
Na1 ct. Souls bia Srou Mountain
&oute .-..-..-..6:00 MbenDs.
Na1 2are6o. NDrm.
Mnfumt.
8om ct. 2ouis, Srom Mountain & sc.
6. Sc S............-.9:35 NDrm.
Bon 81. 2ouis, Sror Mountain SO.
6. &5,...........11:20 Mbet10S.
Bon Yurehc :35 Na9m.
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8eed)am's piaen inb treue
Jrtunbe.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-06-01
A Curious Adventure.

An Alabama duck-hunter had a
curious adventure, one day, while
out on the water in his skiff. Some
years before he had lost his leg in a
railroad accident, and the limbs had
been replaced by cork substitute,
useful for ordinary purpose, but
preventing him from following
game, except in a boat. On this
occasion, as he was an expert marks
man, he had always loaded the skiff
with ducks, when, in reaching after
particularly fine bird, he over
reached and upset the boat. Down
went the birds, the gun and the
hunter, and there being swift
current at that point, the boat drift
ed away before he came to the sur
face, Being unable to swim, the
hunter clutched wildly for sup
port, but found none, and would
certainly have been drowned had
it not been for his cork leg. II
kept him afloat, and at first he was
was overjoyed; then he became ap-
prehensive. The cork leg had q
tendency to invert him in the wa.
ter, and, after struggling against
this for some time, he managed tc
unstrap the limb and use it as a
float. 1t was then easy to paddle
ashore, and the hunter was saved
although he lost nearly everything
else but his life.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-06-01
A Wife Worth Having.

A good story is told Of a certain
man in Franklin County. He one
day told his wife that he would
give her all the silver pieces she
found in his wallet which was COIN
ed the year she was born.
As result in due course of time
had quite an amount of silver money
on hand-so much, in fact, that
she went to the bank and deposited
it in her name.
Then speaking to the cashier the
lady said.
my husband tells me you are
going to pay him some money to-
day. Won't you please pay him
in this silver have just deposited?
I will be so much obliged to you if
you will"
OF course the cashier, being noted
for his courtesy to the ladies, quick
ly replied that he would be happy
to please her.
AS result the lady has still
more birthday money.-Bangor
Commercial.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-06-01
Didn't Foot Up Right.

"Now, Mary hang out the clothes
so that the neighbors will see the
best of them," said Mrs. s.; we're
new people here, and must put the
best foot foremost"
"All right, num-" said Mary,
."I'll put all the ruffled things on
the outside to make q show, an
m thinkin' if ye want to be put
ting the best foot foremost, won't
hang out a stockin' at all, seeing
some are faded like, an some are
holey."
That's good GIRL" said Mrs.
S.. approvingly; "there's nothing
like making good impression at
first. II works very we'll" II did.
The neighbors studied the clothes
line, and discovered early apeculiar-
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was covered with her tears. She
drew a Aeecy kerchief across her
eyes and looked on the other side of
the mountains, that she might for
get that sad scene. What did she
see there? A ballroom and merry
company assembled; two young
men, jesting and laughing together.
"How did you spend the summer,
Fred?" asked one. "Oh, shooting
in the west and flirting with a pretty
wood-nymph," answered the other,
and then selected his partner and
whirled away in the may waltz.
And the moon sighed!-United
Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-06-01
Across the Deep. to the Far West.

On steamboats,, cars and stage-coaches, Hostet-
ter's Stomach Btters is carried as the most i'm
portant item in the msteria medica Of the travelling
public. It deprives vtisted, blacksh water of its
hurtful properties and execrable flavor, counter
acts the pernieous effects upon tho stomach Of bad
or indigestible food, remedies cramps, heartburn
and wind upon the stomach. II is a fine defense
against maarial disorders. nulliAss the effects Of
excessive heat, cold damp. relieves sick k-head-
aches, and IL an incompatible cure for costiveness
and bIliousness. The fatigue Of travel often tells
most disastrously upon invalids and onvalescents
occasionally TO such extent 20 eopardize life.
Persons In feeble health, apprehonsve Of bad eff
feots from travel, WILL IL provided with Biters, be
Tar less likely TO have their fears realized.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-06-01
Is il Ever too Latei

A blind old man, asking aims,
sits upon the curb at the gateway
of the park. He looks ragged, re-
pulsive and feeble. The sun sinks
and the air grows sharp. The blind
man shivers as he at last attempts
to rise. But-weak from hunger
and long waiting-he falls wearily
back. Why not lie down upon
those stones and die? Yet he
knows, though none help him to
live, that he will not be allowed
even to die quietly-there.
A passing girlish form pauses,
hesitates, then goes to his side. She
is bravely dressed rather too brave
ly, perhaps; while reckless light
ness of manner sits upon her more
like a subterfuge for something sad
than happiness. She assists the
blind man to his feet and places a
coin in his hand.
Take this" she whispers. II
wish it was more"
As she flutters away, he seems to
look after her with tears in his Wis
ionless eyes.
"Heaven bless you" he murmurs
Heaven bless you-whoever you
arew
Midnight. The dwindling echoes
of city's life are merging slowly
into silence.
In the accident ward of great
hospital ayoung woman lies. Stand.
ing near are a nurse, surgeons
assistant, and a policeman. The
patients eyes are glazing; yet an
inner light, as of relief long with.
held but now at hands apparent
All that was repuguant upon thai
face is hidden beneath touching
serenity, not always denied even te
the erring and unfortunate, wher
death-claiming all-forgives all.
"Who is she?" asks the nurse,
Don't know" said the officer
Crossing the avenue near the park
she slipped aud fell under the yer,
nose Of the horses. No chance for
her, | suppose?"
There was a tremulous gasp--th,
dark eyes became fixed, and th'
patients jaw slightly dropped. Th'
"lost" one was "found" for all eter
nifty. Who shall prove that tn
blind mans: Heaven bless you
whoever you arer' was said in vail
or that her one act of charity di'
not--like a benediction-cover NJ
a multitude of sins?
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-06-01

First physician-"Di old Coup
on's case yield to your treatment?"
Second physieian-"It did. Itreat-
ed it for six months, and it yielded
something like hundred guineas. "
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-06-01
VI observe that the congregation

" observe that the congregation
is quite restless" said the preacher,
land | see no necessity for it. The
game will not be called until 2:30
o'clock this afternoon, and there is
no use getting excited this early.
| get my information from Deacon
Jones, and he ought to know, as
he's pitcher and has staked SO on
the game.-Atlanta Constitution.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-06-01

People generally do not banker
after changes in the fashion of
clothes, but there are few who do
not feel that some change in the
pocket of the garment is a good
thing now and then.-Yarmouth
Register.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-06-01

ity in the genealogical tree of the
new family.
Would you believe it?" they
cried holding up their hands in holy
horror, "they came there, all frills
and furbelows, and not u pair of
socks or stockings to their name,
not one" Exchange.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-06-01

ibid you have good time at the
masked ball last night?" "You
better believe did. knew II
should have" "Why?" Because
| wore my stockings that had clocks
on them" ."-Philadelphia Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-06-01

Fastleigh-"So old Soak has join
ed the City Improvement Society,""
Sharpleigh-"Why notp Hasn't
he stayed up at night to decorate
this town for the last ten yearsP"-
New York Tribune.
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She Attended to That.

Brown-Say, Jones, when you
come in late at night don't you al
ways wake your wife?
Jones (promptly)-Never.
Brown( (surprised )-Jeehosaphat
How do you manage itp
Jones( with sigh )--I don't have
to. Detroit Free Press.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-06-01

81 didn't mind his striking me so
much, but his repartee was insult
ing" "What did he say?" 81
asked him if he knew whom he
struck, and he said nobody that he
was aware of."-Harper's Bazaar.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-06-01

Yeast.-"What are you going. to
make out of your boy?" Crimson
break-"A lecturer. HAS he a
taste for it?" "Oh, yes; he in
herits it from his mother. Yon-
ers Statesman.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-06-01

The man who is suddenly thrown
upon the world finds it hard work
to support himself. This is espec-
tally 80 of the aronaut who falls
out of his balloon. onker's States
man.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-06-01

Cholly: Discovered a curious
thing in the family history to-day.
Dickey: What was it, deah boyp
Cholly: Not one of my forfathers
was a bachelor.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-06-01

Caution in the Nursery.--"And
why, Jennie, did you tell Willie you
wouldn't be his little wife?" "Tause
he didn't ast me til he knowed
had five nts."-New Y York Herald.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-06-01

Mistress-"Jane, Willie informs
me that my husband kissed you
Yesterday" Jane-"Oh, that's all
right, ma'am-I've got used to it
now."-The Jury.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-06-01

rs there any cure for poverty,
doctorp" "Well, yes. I've found
that little change ameliorates the
condition of the poor" ."-Harper's
Bazaar.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-06-01

When the accepted lover says
"mine own,' he feels a good deal
richer than many other mine own
ers.-Flying Leaves.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-06-01

A man in New Jersey lighted a
cigar, commenced smoking it, and
then shot himself. The brand of
the cigar is not stated.-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-06-01

Guest-"I say, landlord, your
food is worse than it was last year. :"
Landlord -"Impossible, sir!-Fly-
ing Leaves.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-06-01

Ambitious mamma-"Edith, |
noticed last night that Mr.. De Rich
paid you considerable attention. |
hope you showed him proper
of civility." Ingenious de-
butante-"Oh, yes, ma, | did! I'm
sure he knows he can have me for
the asking."-Brooklyn Life.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-06-01

A Springfield mother calls her
unweaned but teething baby Sar-
casm, because he's so biting.-Tex-
as Siftings.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-06-01

The young lady without an en-
gagement ring has nothing on hand
TO speak of.-Dallas News.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-06-01

Rose-"Does Mr.. Verydull know
anythingp" Lillian-"Know any
thing! He doesn't even suspect
anything."-Life.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-06-01

The Boston girl--"Did you ever
fall in lovep" The Chicago girl
"Fallp Not much; jumped into
II Life.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-06-01

No man with big whiskers can
look like hero when eating mac
aroni.-Hazleton Sentinel.
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HUMOROUS.

And now the grip epidemic is to
be followed by trunk trust.-Chi-
cago Fost.
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The name of a famous English
tenor is Tom Holer, and he does.---
Lebanon Report.