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The Penn's Grove record., 1892-02-19
A LLTTLE nRAunAcr

no DicS Skinner says marriage is a fall
fortune" sa' ne mafi .
su.pee sss9St the sIrl that vent Esth u
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Since 1850 sl2, 00D, 900 has been ex-
pended ia constructing 1l,O0 miles OF
canals and 400 miles of distributing
Citches, which now furnish irrigation
for 10000 acres Of land.
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Chinese annals as remote as 1000 b.
c. speak of the cultivation Of tea, and
classify 1t almost as perfectly as is done
to-day. Its virtues were discovered by
accident.
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Ex-City Treasurer Bardsley of Phila-
Ielphia, Penna., has found his hearing
since going to the E3stern Peniten-
tiary. He had been nearly deaf for
years.
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GLAD THINGS WERE DULL.

"How are things in your business?"
Dull, I'm glad to report"
"Glad to repolt?"
"Yes, Pm a saw sharpener."
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For investments In Real Estate for manu-
featuring, TOT merchandise, for almost any
thin write to the Land and River Improve
ment Co. West superior, Wisconsin. Valuable
infuI IN alton will be sent those interested.
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A man is like a postage stamp. When
he Is badly stuck on himself, as it were
he Is not worth two cents for any practi-
cal use.
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A waynesboro (Ga.) mar blessed
with a cork leg went duck hunting. He
fell overheard and his artificial leg
saved him from drowning.
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AN OPINION.

"What is your opinion of Mawson?"
"Well. for publication I have no opin-
ion Of Mawson and privately I have
even less.
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a mans life was saved in Lincoln
Penn, by a harmonica which kept a
built from going farther than the vest
pocket
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CRAeiN s co. Philadelphia, Pa. will send
postpaid, for two Dobbins' EleC Soap Wrap
pers and ten cents cash any vut Z Of Surprise
Series, Is cent novels, about 21 pages each
Dobbins' Electric Soap il for sale by groceis
everywhere. send l cent FOL Catalogue. Best
authors.
Mention this paper.
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The only care j, require is
filling and wjping.
Dirt falls cut when tie
chimney is taken of, not INTO
a pocket as in other central
draught lamps.
Putting in a new wick j. a
very easy matter indeed
All this seems strange H.
one who knows how trouble
some other good lamps arr.
lit is in all the good lamp
stores. Send for a primer
PITTSBURGH Pa PITIspUECH Eth "
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In France and Holland the auction
eer's fees ars paid by the purchasers OF
the goods.
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HoMELE ENOUGH 10 srop A CLOCK.

Bunting why isn't breakfast
readyP"
Mrs. Bunting-"The cook says her
CLOCK stopped in the night"
buhting-"Well, l told you that
hired her."
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Cable 81 understand that you lost
the steamer for Euroge."
Stone-"Yes, My wife had to 90
back for another halrpin."
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The medusa is a fish 80 fragile that
Il IAsits and disappears when thrown
on the teach
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BEECulN's PILLS cure bilious and nervous
cure. y cents a boz.
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Where there's a will there's a way,
of course. Wren a woman has a Will
she has to have her way.
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.tYs. ~ Pa .eo4azg zee - Or. Elinss3ra
rsfss EsagTet. 10 VA 4fssf brR days ass A&-
s.<As e.gss. gtesibs shg 81 " uiA ootls ires 70
PIT se+t- hsEoD DL EalDs-sA AfeaS- rA-ArfN
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At this season of the year we bellev'
1t is commendable for q woman t.
miuce matters.
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r1uxb, Cold or Sore Throat should no,
> vTgfsct I'd. BKDXN's BEOSCBfAL TRoCHEs
are a simple remedy, aud give prompt relief z
r4s : tNI
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The worst cases Of female weakness readily
yield to DR.. swans Pastries, Samples free
DR.. swan, Beaver Dam, Wis.
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lanels Tan staBd heat and cold, but
tbsy Perish quickly In moist atmos-
pbsTe.
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CATION EXCUSED,

Grace-Maud says she was born in
1879.
EtheI-Wer, she never could remem.
Der dates at school and of course her
memory grows worse as she grows old.
er.
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''Tbat was a stroke Of the maste
hand" said the boy, when the school
teacher punished him.
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In Japan there are app.e trees grow
ing four inches in height, which beal
fruit freely about the size OF currants.
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Why is ar Irishman running q foot
ace like the letter Mp Because il
make Pat pant.
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The highwayman is enough Of q
hnancier TO know how to draw on a
fellow at sight.
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The grocer who gives sixteen ounce!
to the pound is a model in his weight.
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An Arkansas pig has a scent equal 10
= dogs. His wonderful Instinct saved
hisowner's chLd from drowning the other
day.
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7 vas the victim ohe worst case of Chanh that I ever heard Of I was entirely
ast !, one ear, and slhei nnde OF my nose, including part of the bone ioughed off,
Va nt a treatment benhted mes m physicians said i would lever be An better" As
VS. rs rsoti took swM' Specific. and i entirely eued he and restored my hearing
-. bern we'll for year. with o sign ofreun Of the sease-Mr. JOSEPHINE poIHuL
nave Yer s c s s. 6. ensc a,.rh. like It does other Blood diseases, BY simn.
6uga III olson which CausSh Treatise on Blood and Skin mailed free
SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY, ATLANTA, GA
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The loss Of flesh is a trife.
You think you need not
mind it.
But, if you 60 on losing
for some time or lose a good
deal in a short time, you are
running down. Is that a
trihe?
Get back to your healthy
weight and generally you get
back to health.
A book on CAREFUL LIv-
ING will tell you what it is to
get there, and when SCOTS
Emulsion of cod-liver oil is
useful. Free.
seorr q Bowxs, Chemists. I,ssouth 9Th Avenue,
New York.
Your druggis. keeps SCOTS Emulsion Of cod. liver
oil-all druggists eyerywhers do. 81.
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Catarrh--R Remove the Cause.

Iw,,s afflicted from infancy with Caarh, and for ten years with eruptons o my face
I v.s attended BY te hest physicians, and used a number of Blood remedies with 10 per
N..neT gT LIFE sEcAME A BURDEN 10 We for nv case vase declared incursble
InS 6 s s advertised, and took eight bottles, which cured me entirely, and 1 feel like
saw NwL n.non Miss JOSIE OWEN, Montpelier, OHIO
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The tramp is a man who had triet
nearly all the walks Of life.
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Good looks 90 a long way, but finally
the paint wears of and there you are.
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list

JUST QUESTION.
"Chsppy Van Demise gave me a
piece of his mind to-day"
"When is his funeral2
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Musical conductors beat their way
through the world by scores.
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Some wiseacre defines punctuality as
'sffteen minutes beforehan nd.
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The chance OF a life-time-An In
surance risk.
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A bonded debt IS one that cannot
very well get away.
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The member from Maine pushed tho bell
and told the darky to bring in the cigar case.
eCAiedgo Herald
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Thssc l:s times 10 . mans essesr when
Irle dread event awakens every sense To
tee avi-l fesN0nability that underlies ali
LIE. 49, ri one Of US who took Christie
home TIA; s!;s!noon but felt Q stiIl small
va,os Di'.z. IN our hearts and urge US on
L tt,tai AL IeblsT thincs-Dstre. Frss
Pa
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HUMOROUS.
The best thing out-a confiagration.

The slugger make money hand over
fist.
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The bed Of a lake is always furnishe
with a sheet of water.
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VIctuals and Drink. 4.

FROM the Tablet
Young wasp grubs fried in butter do
not at first sight appear to be the most
alluring dish in the world, yet they have
been pronounced delicious by those hardy
experimenters who have tried them. Fed
as they are upon the sweetest juices
drawn from fruits and flowers, they nat
urally possess delicate flavor. Perhaps
the best way to prepare them is to bake
them in the comb.
Incidentally to experiments conducted
by government experts respecting the ed
ible qualities of insects, 8 number of
trials were made of beverage particu-
larly novel, which might be termed "ant-
ade." A few hundred auts were crushed
at time, in a mortar with a pestle, and
the liquid from them, after being strained
was mixed just ike lemon juice, with
water aud sugar. The resulting beverages
resembles lemonade SO closely to be
scarcely distinguishsble from it. The
reason why is very essy to explain.
Formic acid Is the nearest spproach &c
citrio acid, which gives lemon juice its
flavor, known to the chemist. In fact
there is very little difference between
| them.
A while ago a St. Louis caterer made
from grasshoppers a soup which was pro
nounced delicious by many people who
were afforded an opportunity Of tasting it,
1t closely resemb!ed bisque. A learned
professor treated some friends of his OF
one occasion TO curry of grasshopper and
grasshopper croquettes. without informing
them as to the nature of the banquet, bu
an unlucky hind leg discovered in one o.
the crCqeuttes revealed the secret.
Among the people of Java cockchaferi
are favorite food. Those adulirsbl'
economists, the Chinese, eat the chrysa
lids of silkworms after the elk has bsel
wound off them, frying them in butte
or lard, adding the yolk of an egg o
two; and seasoning with pepper, salt ant
vinegar.
1t would require soma courage to ties
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| WHERE DOES THE TAX COME Ina
There are many object lessons for voters
this year SO plain and pertinent that even
the wayfaring man, though not especially
brilliant, can easily understand them.
The free traders and the tariff reformers
have been going around saying that the
tariff is tax, and that the amount of the
tariff is added to the cost of the foreign
made goods on which it is laid, and that
the price of competing domestic made
goods is increased by Commensurate"
amount. That is what Mr.. Cleveland said
in his message on the subject.
Nathaniel Mckay wanted certain iron
work. The iron which he wanted is made
in this country, and there is protective
tariff on it. The same iron is made in
England which has free raw material
and free trade tariff. So Mr.. Mckay
sent his drawings ard specifications to a
leading English firm and also to leading
American firms. One thing he wanted
was certain iron spile. The English
firms price for it was $198 A. the Amer
lean firms was $1S3. He also wanted an
iron fence. The English firms price for
it was $3.50; the American firms prios was
$500. He also wanted iron gates. The
English firms price was $310; the Ameri-
can firms price was 5000. In all these
cases the plans were exactly the same and
the specifications regarding kind of iron,
quality Of workmanship, etc., were pre-
cisely the same. Indeed, the plans and
specifications were exact duplicates in
every case, ard the American price was
found to be in every case lower than the
English price.
The English prices for the three lots Mr..
Mckay wanted was 1888. The tarff-re
formers assert that we have to pay that
price and an amount "commensurable" to
the duty in addition, when we buy
domestic protected iron. Therefore the
domestic price should be somewhere in the
neighborhood of 81, 900, which would bs
the English price with the duty added.
The actual American price was 1858 for
the three lots, which was not only less
than the English price and duty combined.
but was less than the English price with
out any duty whatever. Nay, it was
actually less than the duty itself.
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AN EMERGENCY BUREAU.

They have a good many things in Chi
csgo. Among them is an Emergency bu-
reau. This is rather alarming name,
and calls up thoughts of accidents and
wounds. But it is only intended to deal
with the accidents which may happen in
the work of a usually we'll regulated and
we'll equipped household. The idea. it is
said, originated in Fredonia, New York,
where servants became 80 scarce that some
thing had to be done. Then the house
keepers met and resolved to have special
help, paying for it by the hour. Several
daughters of one household who were will
ing to devote part of their time to service
in other homes soon had all the work they
could do, with good pay for it. One made
specially Of sweeping and dusting, one of
baking, and one of cooking. The idea has
been adopted in Chicago, and an Emergen-
cy bureau has been started. 1t received
thirty-fve applications for work during
the first fortnight of it's existence. Thirty
of the thirty-ive applicants found with
ease places of employment for a part Of
| each day or week. One helper is to dc
| five hours sweeping once week, another
to sweep and dust, and five have positions
as day mattresses. Others will fnd en-
| ployment in doing family sewing ant
mending for SO many hours each week, AND
one applicant wanted cook to prepare hi
dinners every day for month. On
woman has applied for places to put house
in order for dinners, teas and luncheons
If desired, she will literally "sweep an
garnish" the house, and also wash tn
glass, china, and silver and restore tn
house to it's accustomed order.
1t is believed that this move is Ion
step toward the solution of some yer
troublesome problems to housekeepers.
is skilled labor that the bureau calls for,
is only skilled labor that it will fnall
employ; for as each housewife sends
her report on the work done for her, it
only the worker who does her task pc
fectly that will be retained. The theory
that women of refinement and skill will
attracted to the work when it is four
that it is well paid for and will not demar
all their time. If the Chicago bureau co
; tinues to work we'll it will doubtless sot
| he initiated in other cities.
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CHEAP.

Cheap venison at the restaurants Is
seldom Philadelphia Record.
The man who never looks back in this
world frequently sits on tack.-Elmira
Gazette.
Nothing has its ups and downs like an
umbrella or monkey on stick.-Hszle-
ton Sentinel.
A lick in time sometimes dissppoints the
town cow and saves the shrubbery.-Gal-
weston News.
A gooee farm has been started in Ala
bsma. 1t will be managed by Michigan
der.-Siftings.
After all, the best amateur actor is the
one who pretends to enjoy a piano recital.
-Elmira Gazstte.
Before Marriage.-He-Kiss me. Carrie.
After Marriage -She-Kiss me, Harry
Boston Transcript.
He-I much prefer tennis. Horseback
| Kidding is too sedentary. She-Not the
way you ride.-Life.
When one buys an electrical publication
he wants to bs sure that it is the current
issue.-Rochester Post.
When a s,an pictures a heaven for him
self he always has his own IN ansion right
in the center of it.-Ram's Horn.
"Is he quick-temperedi" "Quick-tem-
pereda Why, his temper breaks three rec
ords every ydsy."-Buffalo Express.
visitor-Is this an old homestead, or a
modern imitation of sntiquityl
Tenant-Ob, it's new, brand new. The
roof leaks in forty places.-New York
Weekly.
Son-Pa! Father-well. els vessel
boat9' "Yes" "Pal" "Whst is iti'
"What kind OF boat ia blood vesseli'
Its lifeboat Now run away to bed.
It'd Bits.
Boarder-It seems to me that every
morning the past week the cakes hav,
grown smaller. Landlsdy-You probably
forget that these are flannel oakes.-Chica
go Inter-Ocean.
Tapley-You are an orphanl Miss Som
ereurl-Yes. Tapley (much disturbed)-
Well, whose consent must ask in order I,
! | marry you2 Miss Somergurl-Well yo,
. | might ask mine.-Puck.
t Why should any man in the bosom O
4 his household, reading aloud of the capt
q ure of female pickpocket, look with
: hard, hidden-meaning expression at hi
!! wifea-Philadelphia Times.
I Penelops-I don't like to see you dang
= ling around with mere boys all the time
= What do you find that's so interesting il
that smooth faced young Farisl Perdita-
; Why, Pen, his face isn't so smooth as |
. looks.-Brooklyn Life.
i "Here is something can recommend,
o said the salesman. "You see," the wheel
g of this little wagon are pneumatic c-tired, Q
!. 1t is practically noiseless."
o 81 am not buying q wagon for th
a neighbors," answered the woman. &"
/. want 1t for my little boy."-Indianapoli
l. Journal.
% He (after a lengthy calD-Well. goo
evening. She-Good evening. By th
's way, didn't you propose to mel q
IS (stsrtled)-WhyIyes; of course. sh
B. (plesdingly)- do tell me, like goo
If fellow, whether accepted You OIL reiecte
,s youa-Truth.
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EDITORIAL NO EEs
Here's hoping that to- day will be as good
a day as yesterday.

Here's hoping that to. day will be as good
day as yesterday.
A letter from resident of Hamburg
who writes English as she is wrote says:
GA largo number of cadavers are waiting
their turn to be engraved"
The pool-room gang isn't out of the
woods yet. The board of councilmen last
evening appointed committee of con-
ference to deal further with the important
matter.
Judge Mcmahon at Toronto the other
day ruled that two prisoners before him.
charged with trying to relieve case of
cancer of the liver by faith cure, could not
be held, as the dead man had insisted on
their treatment and refused to engage q
physician. \
A scientific writer says that if people on
the star Sirius have telescopes powerful
enough to distinguish objects on this
planet, and are looking at it now, they are
| witnessing the destruction of Jerusalem,
which took place over /. 300 years ago. OF
course, the reason of this is that the light
which the world reflects, travelling, as II
does, at the rate of 1856, 900 miles per sec
ond, would take over eighteen centuries te
reach the nearest fixed star.
The American Bank Note company o.
New York has signed q contract to furnisl
the government with the new series O
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1892-10-11

Hshed In Connecticut.
REPUBLICAN NOMINATIONS
FOB PRESIDENT,
BENJAMIN HARRISON, OF Indiana
FoR vICE-PREsIDENT,
WHITELAW REID, OF New York,
State Electoral Ticket.
ELEcToRsAT-LARaK
ELI WHITNEY, SR., of New Haven.
PHILIP CORBIN, of New Britain.
DISTRICT ELECTORS.
1st District-GEoRGE SYKES, of Hartford.
I'd District-JoHN N. CAM, of Middletown.
Sd District-LUc1Us BRIGGS, of Griswold
4th District-I. DE YER WARNER, OF
Bridgeport.
For State Omcers.
FOR GOVERNOR, -
SAMUEL E. MERWIN, of New Haven.
FOR LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR.
FRANK w. CHENEY, of Manchester.
FOR SECRETARY OF STATE,
STILES JUDSON, JR., of Stratford.
FOR TREASURER,
HENRY GAY, of Winsted.
PoR COMPTROLLER,
GEORGE M. CLARK, of Haddam.
For Congress.
Cd Dist-S. w. KELLOGG, of Waterbury.
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No. 243

for ones self the excellence OF any of
these dishes; and yet what may not be
dared by a race which long ago discov-
cred the edible properties Of the eel and
oysterf
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4r1g Goods.
Howe & StetsOl.
Direct From The Looms
1hro' New Haven Custom House
TOOurCOunters.

1901 dozens of Mems
and Women's Cotton Ho-
siery, and 386 dozens of
best English Cashmere
Hose for Men, Women
and Children.
:: Our Spring Importa-
ton was such an unquali-
fed success in pleasing
our customers, we made
extraordinary efforts for
our Fall and Winter Ho-
siery, and can confidently
assert that our new lines
of Cotton and Cashmere
Hose are the best ever offered
for the money in this city.
Our 25c per pair Ladies'
Fast Black CottonHosiery
is beyond competition. Also
our Gents Fast Black,
D OF b q So1es, High
Spliced Heels, etc Hose
at 25c per pair.
Magnificent values at
33, 81 1-2, 40, As, 48, SO
and 65c per pair in La
dies Fast Black.
Our SOC English Fast
Black Cashmere Hose for
Ladies defies competition.
Don't make a mistake
and purchase Hosiery till
you have seen our goods.
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CORRESPONDENCE.

The Litch field Sleep-Not Necessarily
Long, But Deep-The Fire DcPart-
ment and the Fire Departments
Building-Nothtns Like it in LenOx
or Newport
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DRESS GOODS.

80 pieces Illuminated
Bourette Stripes in all
colors at 19c per yard.
These goods were made to
sell at 25c and have never
been offered for less mon
ey before.
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aumrnaI aud Gn11rter.

The Oldest Daily Paper Pub
lished In Connecticut.
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1892-10-11

The American Bank Note company of
New York has signed q contract to furnish
the government with the new series of
Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1892-10-11

Don't make a mistake
and purchase Hosiery till
you have seen our goods.
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Eruutstnm6, &r.

D. N. WEIGH & SON
OFFER:
The finest and best lot of GRAPES to be had
this season.
100 baskets finest Concords, a0c basket:
1000 pounds finest Concords sc pound.
The duest Tokay Grapes, lbs Csc.
Another lot of those large
Native Watermelons, zoe each.
Another lot Of Bartlett Pears, 85c basket.
Oranges 25c dozen first OF the season.
Lemons II and 20c dozen.
New Layer Figs 15c. New Layer Figs.
The finest Sweets Csc peck.
Is cares fue Honey, 10c comb.
Brown Sugar. for making wine, 27 lbs $1.OO.
KEN Kom for saving coal, Csc package.
Cottolene in 8, and 10 lb pails
bargain in Baking Beans.
so bu. Brown Baking Beans only SC quart.
Just received. so doz. quart bottles Maple
Try bottle of Cholera Germ Killer and Dis
intectant. Cheapest and best on the market.
Only 15c bottle.
SOlidified Table Jelly.
One CAKE makes one pint jelly; only &c each.
Do you wish to save money on Flour, Sugar,
ID. NJ. WEIGH & SON,
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book eated "6ds Health and eaqute" LYDIA PzH ss
We will ssrs n s0 2eeH sg