New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-06-28
THE TALK OF THE DAY

"The Boston Transcript says that Cleveland Is tne
head man. and stevenson the beedsman, OF tho Den'
ocrato party That's all right Just for the present
but they will both be at the foot on election day.
said m Intelligent foreigner as tho procession
passed al had idea YOU had such an army In the
aThosc are not generals explained his American
Order ds of The Holy IilcrOphants OF Harmony There
goes my shoemaker-that man with two s~ords'
Boston Transcript
western girl who married dull English lord, thus
describes her daily life at Is nothing but vioet
velvet and veal one day, and msuvs. MORE and NUT
top the next
"JOsiah did you 60 to see that skirt dance that we
Yes snmanthy. Int law II hain't got no chance TO
dance fur girl stands inside OF IL most OF the upe ana
list Jerks II every which way'-Chcago Inter ocean.
"The Boston Trnveller' says that the Number OF
lady dentists in Increasing. Maybe but It Is not
likely that gentleman dentists will have to go out Of
business for some time to come.
Short. Bllssful .-lIe-Goodncss! Eleven
O'Clock How time flies when we are together, dear
shc-DoeSnt II, thought know OF notnlny INC II
except when l am ng.-undinnapolis Journal.
al had the satisfaction says Deshler welch. In
TIE Theatre Magazine "of witnessing one Of the
performances OF Colonel Carter nigh. from
stage box in which sat the Rev. Henry A. Adams.
tho young rector OF the Church OF the Redecmer nj
II ghty -second-st and Pnrhave. lie enjoys the OPP
port,nty OF occasionally going TO the theatre and Is
an enthusiastic admlrcr OF the actors art and the
stage as a proper diversion for enjoyment. 1T Is
the most effective instrument for reaching the best
instincts Of humanity he said TO me- Il am heart
and SOUL he continued. with all true and honest
members OF the profession. many OF whom I would
like TO meet ard welcome into my church-where |
think could interest them In turn
Classifying It.-Eastcrn Man I'm Oregon)-lvs heard
Of the salmon and know all about the trout but TINS
fish you call the salmontrout Is new one Oh me
Ssive oregonian-It's a little like BOTH and yet II
Isn't either. It's a hnu or inugWuhp pc'weeh INC
two."-(ChIcago Tribune
"Pap said johnny, "what IS a promoter" my
SOM said the father who has recently met gentle.
manly promoter OF wildcat mine, a promoter Is
mnn who promotes his fortune by getting yours
the tramp on the back porch. removing his hat "bu
was not that man who has Just LETT your door the
lie was slr!" replied the lady Of the house, won
deringly. A., ,.,
he was something OF the Mnd. lie hnd BILL
perhapsl'
"Thcn. Madam reIoIned the tramp bis eyes moist
and his chin trembling with sympathy, he II tar
from mo to add 10 the de ISOLATION and misery of
already devastated household l will carry
request for light collation. to some more fortunate
And he drew his shiny coatsecve across his eyes.
swallowed sympathetic sob. backed down OH the
isappeared,-(ChcagO Tribune.
Contrary TO popular opinion" says Western
shoe dealer, "the female descendants OF the Prtans
have smaller feet than those Of the Cavaliers. We
manufacture ladies' shoes almost exclusively. We
sell most small shoes In the Northeast most large ones
In the Southwest In Arkansas Now Mexico and Texas
Tho Carolinas. Alabama Mississippi. Kansas and Ne.
brssha also order a good many large sizes. Ohio
virginia, Kentucky. Maryland Indiana, Illinois, Iowa
and Missouri, buy medium sizes. The retail trade OF
large cities requires small sizes IN proportion
than does that Of the smaller cities villages st
there IS n great difference In cities. Boston is pre-
eminently the city Of smalLfooted women. Next IN
tho order named come Hartford. st. Louis. Louisville
New-oreans Ncw.York and Denver. Philadelphia
Cincinnati Chicago, Fttsburg and salt Lake City may
DO classed bigfooted."
Ills Choice" How does the ticket suit your" asked
one Pittsburger Of another
81 emit say that I'm extraordinarily delighted
with it, the reply.
Wont you support IT.
rNop
did yon want lin nominatedi'
"Oh, no."
perhaps yon hoped Patson woud get t''
Not at all"
"You would rather have had Cleveland and Gray -
"No.p
"Or Cleveland and Bolcsl'
"Oh, no."
"Then why on earth don't the nominees suit you7,
"Well, you see, Harrison and Reid make ticket
good enough for me.'-liitisburg Chronicle.