Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-09-28
TEA-TABLE SALAD.
TWAS the shade Of Columbus
Who mutteTeu this rhyme:
"It's luck that | struck it
Ere quarantine time. -

" USHtngtON StIf.
TnEY have potato socials" in Kansas.
The name may be from the fact that the
young folks go there to pare.-IeraS
S9tjngS.
Soft gloves are worn by pugilists to
prevent hard feelings in a friendly
tight.-NeaO Orleans Picaytlne.
THOSE who would read natures open
book in meadow and woods have an
extra facility at present. She IS herself
turning the PtiIudelphid Ledger.
THE common impression IS that there
is very little poetry in matrimony.
When people take out their marriage
licenses they are supposed to surrender
their poetic license Washington Star.
THERE is a great difference between
military engagements and love engage
ments. In one there is good deal of
falling in, and in the other there is
good deal Of falling out Y0nker States
man.
HE'S Sometimes Sick at Sea: Susie
GLOW angrily those little waves dash
against the boat They seem to be
clamoring for something" Jack-'"They
are; but they won't get it if [ can hold
on to it."-Llfe.
VISITING JEWELER-"I haven't seen an
open-faced watch since / came to Asbury
Park" Patrolman -"Yis, sor. It's
ag'in ordhers. Fingers is not allowed to
be Exposed on this bacEe. "-Jeweler's
Weekly.
UNLUCKY COMPLIMENTS. = Shy, but
susceptible youth-"Er-could you tell
me who that young lady is-sketching?"
Affable stranger-''She has the misfor-
tune to be my wife" Shy, but Suscep-
tible One desperately anxious to please,
and losing all presence of mind )-"Oh
the misfortune's entirely yours, Pm
sure. - Punch.
A SUFFERER from a severe cough saws
that his complaint has one of the mod
ern mprovements-a pneumatic tire.
-LoWeU Courier.
If every love affair ended in marriage
there is not man in the world who
would not be a Mormon.-Atc7tisoo
Globe
MATCHES are made in heaven, but
love is made right out on the summer
hotel piazza every night YOq1kers
Statesman.
THE time has come when the candi-
date feels bound to treat with familiarity
everybody that happens to be in the
saloon.-PhiLadelphia Times.
A SOUVENIR postage stamp for the
Worlds Fair is among probabilities.
it, like the souvenir half dollars, is not
yet determined. PHILADELPHIA Ledger.
THE man who is stuck on himself is
one who backed his judgment and bet
on the wrong man.-Picdy1l1ae.
JAGsoN says there are lots Of men who
start for heaven too late to get past
quarantine.-EImira Gazette.
WHEN wife hears dull thud On the
doorstep she knows that the lodge has
adjOurned.-BtegHo Republican.
THERE isn't much lifting power to
your religion if 1t doesn't make you do
your best to pay 100 cents on the dollar.
RAMS Horn.
WHEN the devil sees church members
wrangling with one another he knows it
will be safe for him to sit down and rest.
RAMS Horn.
FATHER-''No appetite this evening.
eh? What is the matter? Late lunch ?"
Little boy-"No, sir. Early apples -
Good NeaUs.
''How did they like you in Scraggle-
vile ?'' asked one actor of another.
Every much, indeed, it appeared. 1t
was all l could do to induce the land
lord to let me leave. - Washington Star
SEE that O'Grogan has got him a coat
of arms since he was appointed
dep'ty sheriff." ''The dirty aristocrat
Vance he was glad enough to go out in
his shirt sleeves wild the rest of u.s.
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