The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1892-03-08
MISSOURI MELANGE.

lEOh iupiuc NiSltdlions
The Times says Butler has not
less than fifty bad boys.
The state university will not be
auctioned of to the highest bidder.
Marshall democrats will ron.i-
Mate the city officers ON the 18th.
One third Of the patients a, the
Nevada asylum pay their own way.
"A Cnillicothe dog precipitated
his canineship through a fine plate
glass.
"A movement is on foot to organ
ize a Southwest Missouri Base Ball
League.
Capt. Kinney, a veteran boat
man, died al Old Franklin, II ward
county, Tuesday night.
The little f,lks had a mask leap
year ball a, Moberly. II Vas ,pjoyed
by a large number OF big folks.
Joe the Turk" with his ?en.e-
eostal tongue is dealing out salvation
to the benighted denizns o! Hannibal.
-Ex-Gov. Hardin, chief executive
in 1874, is keeping the noiseless tenor
of his way down in tie rural district
of Audrain.
The cadet corps of Fleets mill
;sry acade my, numbering $50 strong,
We're wiled and dined at the govern
or's mansion Tuesday night.
DIR. b. Andrew Franklin, the
fam, us Springfield negro has prepar-
ed medicine warranted to cure any
maiady TO which flesh is heir.
"A Hannibal stove f, undry has
posted the following notice on all
doors leading to where workmen are
''No Candidates Allowed"
A Kansas City syndicate offered
John. j. Ingalls, $4,000 a year to
accept the editorship of a prospective
paper. The offer was scorufully re-
jected.
josiah Baker, Jr, a wealthy
stochman of Saline, and his wife
we're nearly smothered to death by .
folding bed. Suit will I've Instituted
sgainst the mar ufaeturers.
The Grant City Star thinks
practical farmer with $50 acres Of :
Worth county land has better gold
mine than has yet been discovered in
or is likely to be.
"A writer in the Springfield Dem
Ocrat says that eight Rolls girls who
came down ON the train with
him from ST. Louis, kept more noise,
and sttrs cted more attention than he
Salvation army on the war pal
-"Silver Dick" Bland is described
as a rather small, bald man, with.
brown whiskers. beginning to turn
gray, dressed like q farmer in some,
thick wooden stuff of a rusty brown
color, and who looks sturdy, healthy
and cheerful.
A correspondent in the Clinton,
Democrat, referring to the University,
says: II 6 aduated there in the law
department, and know from actual
and observation that it can
never be made a success while located
in COlumbia. 1t is like unto candle
placed under a bushel."
Trenton Tribune: The Times
objects to bronzing the new drinking
fountain, donated to the city BY the
generous Colonel ShaDklin, on the
ground that bronze is more liable to
brighten horses than ordiuary paint.
10 meet this obj elton We learn that
Colonel Shanklin has arranged with
IN artist to have the fountain gold
plated.
"A curious accident occurred at
Cbilicothe last week, says the Kansas
City Times. Jacob Lint, electrician
or the Peoples company, was oiling
ONE of the bearings of a dynamo.
The floor had in some manner become
lamp and suddenly the oil can, cleo
rieian and damp floor grounded the
and Mr.. Lint was stricken
enseless. In abouE ten or fifteen min
lies be recovered Consciousness, bat is
S sore as one who has been pounned
itn club.
From pulpit The Springfield min
'ters ale Numbering against the evils
I the town. The Democrat quote
ne of them as MAKING the fnllowipg
barge: There are twenty-five pro-
essicnal gamblers in the city and
lght regular gambling houses where
cores and probably hundreds of our
Dung men and boys are being rob
ed. There is an army of at leastI5O
Professional prostitutes in the city,
no, with heir pimps and partners,
ractice their shameless business so
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