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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-03
UEESL
MiserlY.

The man who was so mean that he sat In
the back pew in church to save the interest
on his cent while the contribution box was
coming around has at last found rival.
This man, it is declared, took his supper
little later each night.
Now, why does he do that" some one
asked in surprise who did not know him
very we'll.
Why, SO that presently his supper will
come after IL o'clock, and then he'll call 1t
his breakfast and save one mealp--Youth's
Companion.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-03
Foxy.

Maizie-What are you doing with that
pillow?
Ella-Taking it out to put it in my
chaperone's rocking-chair
Maizie--My! but you are good to her!
Ella-Sh--h. i want her to go to sleep.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-03
The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.


A "busted" trunk,
skin that smarts,
A suit that shrunk,
Two broken hearts.
New York Morning Journal.
But they will mend
Before next summer,
When he'll be "friend"
And she "hummer"
Mail.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-03

The formula of Ayers Sarsaparilla is
we'll known to the medical profession,
and universally approved The reputa-
ton of the firm guarantees excellence and
uniformity in the medicine, and the
worlds experience for nearly half cen
fury has fully demonstrated its value.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-03
APOinter for Managers.

Jack-Imogen would make a success as
a ballet girl.
Tom-How do you know?
Jack-I saw her in the surf yesterday
when crab caught her toe She kicked
clear over her head.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-03

ExtfH IHUuceWeHl IUF HIm 10 VIII
Passerby Ito Tommy, who has just been
fighting your father whip you
if he knew you had been fghting'
Tommy-Well, that depends. If the
other boy licked me pa would lick me, too,
but if ! licked the other boy pa would just
say, ~ wouldn't fight IL were you, Tom
my. "--Boston Globe.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-03
hIiless Nerve d Liver Pills,

Act on a new principle--regulating tho
liver, stomach and bowels through the
nerves. A new discovery. DR.. Miles
Pills speedily cure biliousness, bad taste,
torpid liver, piles, constipation. I'm
squalled for men, women, children.
Smallest, mildest, surest 30 doses, Is cts.
Samples Free at A. O. Ireland's.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-03

"Yes, it's rather high priced SET" as.
scented the clerk at the furniture store
carelessly. "That's what Mrs. Chugwater
remarked when she was here the other
day. She said she would like to have it,
but couldn't afford it. Over here on the
other side Of the Groom, now, think we
have"-
'I'll take the set, said Mrs. Billus, with
decision.-Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-03

Mr. T. E. Wiley, lag Chambers St., New
York City, says that Ayers Sarsaparilla
cured him of dry and scaly humor, from
which he had suffered intolerably. He
adds 81 have not now blemish on my
body, and my cure is wholly due to Ayers
Sarsaparilla." %"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-03
An Unlucky Jewel.

Yabsley-Don't you know that the opal
is an unlucky stonef
NUDGE guess not. This one has been
my constant companion for five years.
Yabsley-Yes; that is where its hard
luck comes in.-Indianapolis Journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-03
Honeymoon Cookery.

"And so my little wife cooked this all
herselfP What does she call IT,"
well, started it for bread, but after
1t came out of the oven concluded I'd
better put sauce on it and call it pudding"
-TiPo
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What She Spent.

Husband-How much did you spend to-
day.
- Wife-Seventy-s dollars and seventeen
cents.
Husband Gronically)-Was that all'
Wife with injured air)-That was all
had.-New York Weekly. .-
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-03
Unsuitable Murder.

wouldn't I just like to squelch,
Without a moments warning
The fly that frisks upon my nose
At daybreak every morning.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-03

She--Well, were you smart enough to
win her love and marry her?
He-I was smart enough to win her
love and not marry her.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-03

Kansas is great state for corn, wheat,
cattle, hogs and financial independence.
The A.. 7. & s. F. R. K. has several
thousand nice farms for sale in its old
land grant along the fertile Arkansas
river in south, central and western Kan
sas. For copy OF folder giving full infor.
nation relating to crop capacity Of Kansas
lands, cost per acre and terms of sale
write to G. H MoREHousE, D. F. & P. A.
Ell Paso, Texas.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-03
Dolce Far Niente.

/ love to lie on summer days,
Well sheltered from the sun,
And dream about the mighty deeds
That other men have done.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-03

Failing OF the Impecunious. 90
"ls Mr.. Petersby richf"
Il don't think so, He wears too good
clothes. "-Exchange.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-03

Tulc DADEp Is kept on fleat z. c. Date's
tUso VHT En- Advertising Agency, GA and
6S Merchants Exchange, San Francisco, Cal.
where eontrsets for advertising can be made
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-03

No Fun in Smoking Them Now.
Why have you given up smoking cigar
cites, Johnnie?
Pa says there amt no poison il. 'em.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-03

Mrs Enpik-- Marriage is only lottery
anyhow.
Mr.. Enpik- Hardly. A man does get a
prize sometimes in a lottery. Free
Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-03

Everything Goes.
Cholie-I proposed to Miss Peachblow
yesterday and was accepted.
Chappie-Congratulations, deah boy
Chollie-Butt the engagement was broken
off today.
Experimentation, deah boy
Brooklyn Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-03

He Needed n Strong One.

Kissam-Lend me your opera glass a
minute.
Skidds-What r?There are no women
on the stage.
Kissam-I want to see if can detect
the point in the last joke the comedian
got off.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-03
A Common Case,

A Common Case.
Parker, Pm dead in love-"
"Well, why don't you marry?"
Cant"
won't she have your"
"She' Who said anything about shei
It's myself Pm in love with."-Harper's
Bazaar.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-03

A Sad Case.
"Why does Bilkers talk so muchY" ,..
"He has to talk great deal before he
says anything. Chicago News Record.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-03
THE MILITARY rosT.

At Santa Fe is the Oldest military estab-
lshmsnt on American soil, having been in
almost continuous occupation since 1902
when the Spsniards first established here
their base Of operations. Old Fort Marcy
was built by q. 8. soldiers in 1916 and the
new post was occupied few years later.
Appended Is roster of the present garrison
ut Fort Marcy:
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FEDERAL OFFICIALS,
JUDICIARY.

Chief Justice Supreme Court. ....Jas. 0 Brien
Associate Justice LIST District.....E. P. Seeds
Associate Justice I'd District........W. d. Lee
Associate Justice Sd District......J. R. McFie
Presiding Justice 4th District. ..Jas. O Brien
Associate Justice 9th District A. A. Freeman
Clerk Supreme Court........ Harry 8. Clancy
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-03
The Land Of Sunshine.

Excursion Tickets EVERY IN YEAR Write NICHOLSON
Nearest Agent OF ticket application
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-03

TnRHrroRlAL BOARD OF EDUCATION,
Governor l. Bradford Prince, Prof. Hiram
Hsdley, Elias s. Slower, Amado Chaves
Prof. P. J. schneider.
Bupt Of Public Instruction. ..Amado Chaves
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THE

ntains OF Mineral Fruitful Orchards and Other
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OFFICIAL DIRECTORY.
TERRITORIAL.
q. 8. COURT or PRIVATE LAND CLAIMS.

Chief Justice .........Joseph R. Reed, Iowa
Associate Justice-........T G. Fuller, N. O
Associate Justice...... Wilbur F. Stone, Colo
Associate Justice........ w. w. Murray, Tenn
Associate Justice.........H Henry @. SlusS Kas
y. s. Land Attorney. Matt g. Reynolds, Mo
Clerk of the Court..........J. H. Reeder, Kas
Dep'y Clerk for N. MI L. Chaves, Santa Fe
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-02-12
si.5o PER YEAR,
Entered at the Postofflce at GOodland,
Kansas, as second class Mail Matter.
Perkins Puzzled.

Senator Perkins recently recomen-
ded ex.AttorneY General Bradford
for an appointment of Alaska at a
salary of $4,000 per year for some
port the name and geographical
location of which does not show
upon the map of that interesting
country. The treasury officials re-
ported their inability to locate the
polar Utopia, and the appointment
was therefore held in allegiance. 1t
seems that state Senator Norton was
offered the place by Senator Plumb
before his disease and he declined it.
So Perkins on whose shoulders the
deceased senators mantle had fallen
took up the good work of finding
place for the faithful, and was much
puzzled TO learn there was no va
cancy and no such place. Poor man!
it is a sad predicament. His next
service to his constituents is to send
out the speech of Senator Morrill, of
Vermont, delivered in the senate of
the United States January 6, 1892,
entitled "Unlimited silver coinage
an unlimited disaster" Perkins
must be prodigy, if he thinks he
can force the hogwash of the Yer
mont senator on the silver question
down the Threats of the Kansas peo-
pie. We are among those who be-
lieve if this country had "free and
unlimited coinage" for eighty years
and no disastrous results appeared
that there is no danger in return to
the law on coinage which existed
from the foundation of the govern
ment to 1873 when the republican
party demonetised silver and robbed
the people Of their heritage. The
demonstration of silver was an out
rage which took millions Of dollars
out Of the purse Of the people and
put it into the golfers of the pluto
Gratis. Perkins poses as a place pur-
veyor, and q plutocra.ic fgurehead
He reminds one of the smart boy
called down in his lessons, and shown
up TO lie "away off his base"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-02-12

THE Grand Army Forum of
Wichita, Kas., tries to boulster up
Botkin, by printing Lou Hanbacks
speech in the defense before tho i'm
parchment court one year ago this
winter. 1t is a ESPECIAL pleading"
to start with, and anyone familiar
with the circumstances know that
the william was proven guilty as
charged, but was cleared by the re.
publican senate as party measure,
and being cleared went back to work
vengence on his opponents, until the
entire district rose up in arms against
him. What next? Try a coat of
whitewash on the devil.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-02-12

John Creighton Of Grant township,
was arranged for bastardy before Justice
G. L. Calvert on Monday. The trial
was held at the city council rooms, and
occupied Monday and Tuesday. The
complaining witness was Miss Sarah NJ.
Rlzer Of the same township. County
Attorney Hoyt Andrews was on the side
of the prosecution and Attorney E. s.
Knight was employed for the defense.
The argument was heard on Tuesday,
p. M. at the Office of the county at
torney. The defendant was arranged
before court Wednesday morning and
discharged.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-02-12
Manzoni, but the memory Of Dom
Pedro emperor CT Brazil, will be for
gotten in a few years."

WITH Creole, Cripple Greek and
the Boulder mining strike and the
big find at the Mollie Gibson in
Aspen, Colorado mining is likely to
have a boom that will exceed the
California gold fever of 1849 and
1850. An old miner and prospector
living at 0uray, said to us year
ago, Ginning in Colorado is in its
infancy as yet; We have ouly
scratched the surface"
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-02-12
The Rocky Mountain News say.

THE Rocky Mountain News says:
"Blaiue has shown conclusively
that Harrison knew of ChilPs inteu-
tion to apologize three days before he
sent his war message to congress.
Blame and Harrison both knew that
the apology had been received on the
25th, and Blaine shows that Harri-
son had the apology early on Mon
day morning, aud that he sent his
message to congress three hours after
reading Chils abject apology"
If the above is true it would make
it appear that the message was some.
thing that chad to go Off like the
boys fire cracker.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-02-12

BorKIN says that if he were to re.
sign his enemies would wreck their
vengeance upon some one else. The
Concordia Empire therefore urges
Botkin to stick, as there is no one the
people would sather see offered up as
sacrifice than Botkin.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-02-12

WE see by the Beloit Courier and
the St. Francis Rustler that L. ].
Turner is being doomed for cougres.
sional honors, as the standard bearer
Of the republicans of the Sixth con-
gressional district. Why don't they
run the mummy of Pharaoh Necho?
"Turnerism" was what did up re.
publicanism in the Sixth congress
sional district. Have the people
forgotten the Turner-McGrath bust
ness2 Dead! don't mention it.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-02-12
PHILLIPA.

As an inducement to all who see this
notice to subscribe and pay in advance,
and to old subscribers to pay promptly
in advance, we offer them, free for one
year, that magnificent farm and home
paper, the Farmers Friend of South
Bend, lnd. 1t has sixteen large pages,
well filled with choice reading relating
10 farm, orchard, live stock, household
and other topics. It is printed twice a
month. The regular price is 50 cents,
but If you pay for The REPUBLIC in ad
vance, we win present you with years
subscription to the Farmers Friend.
Call while this great offer lasts.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-02-12

The late Dom Pedro, of Brazil,
visited Alessandro Manzoni, the
Italian poet, in 1872. After a half
hours conversation His Majesty babe
the author farewell and replied to
Manzoni's thanks with the words;
SIT is l who am honored. Future
centuries will still recall .Alessandro
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-02-12

SENATOR STANFORD of California,
has ordered 10000 extra copies of
Senator Peffer's great speech on gov
eminent control of money.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-02-12

A BANK cashier reports that he is
at considerable inconvenience on &C.
count of requests to redeem SIS and
$40 gold pieces with paper money.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-02-12

THE Chicago pension Office has on
its rolls the Oldest pensioner in the
United States. He is lob years of
age and was sailor of the navy in
the war Of 1872.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-02-12
ToPEKA's Kelley institute begins
with fifty patients.
KANSAS has only SOB paupers in her
poor houses, while Missouri has z, 27S.

CONGRESSMAN BAKER of the Sixth
Kansas district has daughter who
is a farmer, and goes out and takes
her fathers place on the farm.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-02-12

THE retail liquor dealers in the
United States paying is the internal
revenue tax as such, increased from
$4,000 in 1890, to 23O,4O8 in 1892.
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See Brennon, or leave orders at
commercial Hotel, or at Golfers
Meat Market.
PUBLICATION NOTICE.

~ bLlCAllON NJ llCE.
In the District court, within and for the
county Of Sherman, state Of Kansas.
william Hoffman,
Henry Jayne and A. B.
Brown, trustees,
Plaintiffs,
Tyson t. Roberts, Mus
catine Mortgage and
Trust company, Edna
q. Post,
Defendants.
To Tyson T. Roberts, Muscatine Mort
gage. and Trust company Of Muscatine,
la, and Edna u, Post:
You and each of you will take notice
that William Hoffman, Henry Jayne and
A. b. Brown, trustees, plaintiffs, have
heretofore filed their petition in the Dis
trict court, within and for the county of
Sherman and state of Kansas, against
Tyson T. Roberts, Muscatine Mortgage
and Trust company and Edna u. Post, as
defendants; and that you and each Of you
must answer said petition on or before the
oath day of March, 1892, or said petition
will be taken as true, and judgement
rendered accordingly against said defend
ant, Tyson L. Roberts for the sum of three
hundred siXty-twO dollars and twenty
five cents, 1882 25), with interest thereon
at the rate of IL per cent per annum from
the LIST day of April, 1892, and for the costs
of suit: and further judgement against
each and all the above named defendants
for the foreclosure of certain mortgage,
given by said defendant, Tyson 7. Roberts
to A. B. Brown, to secure the payment OF
$3.50 and interest, dated October 20, 1887
and recorded in the Office of the register of
deeds of Sherman county, in book 9 Of
mortgages, page 462 upon the following
described real estate, tO-wit: The south
west quarter of section No. fifteen, (l5), in
township No. nine, (9l, south of range
forty-two, (42) west of p. III, laying and
situate i'm the county of Sherman, in the
state Of Kansas, and adjudging that said
plaintiffs have the first lien on said premises
to the amount for which Judgment will g
taken as aforesaid, and ordering said prem
Uses TO be sold without appraisment, and
the proceeds applied to the payment Of the
amount due plaintiffs and costs of suit, and
forever barring and fOreclr sing said de
PENDANTS, and each of them, of and from all
right, title, estate. interest, property and
equity of redemption, in and to said prem
Uses, or any part thereof. f. A. ALBEE,
~ Attorney for Plaintiff.
| SEAL Attest: VIII. PROCTOR,
49, Clerk of District Court.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-02-12

The test case brought in the courts
here to compel the United States mint
to coin a silver brick under the old
law, which 1t is claimed has never
been repealed, has been argued, and a
decision is expected this week, What
ever the decision is an appeal will be
taken to the supreme court,
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-02-12
EDITORIAL CORRESPONDENCE.

WASHINGTON, D. c., Feb. 8, 1892.
If President Harrison and Secretary
Blaine have any idea of what sort of a
reciprocity proposition the commits
sioners Of the Canadian government,
expected here in a few days, will sub
nit as an inducement for the opening
Of negotiation of this government, they
guard the knowledge well, for not an
idea on the subject can be obtained
from anyone in official life. A rumor
was current here some time ago that
a hint had been given Sir Julian
Poncefote, the British minister, that
the administration was ready to open
negotiations looking to commercial
reciprocity with Canada, but promi-
nent republicans have denied that any
such hint had ever been given by any.
one in authority, and they say besides,
that there is little possibility of the
negotiation of any treaty unless the
Canadian cemmission come here
authorized to agree to absolute free
trade between the two countries.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-02-12

IT was quite disappointment to the
lovers OF sensation when the house
passed deficiency bill of 100000 to
keep the census bureau at work the
rest of the fiscal year, without big
row For weeks there have been
whispers of charges to be made against
the superintendent of the census when
the bill came up, but all the charges
made were of mild and general
nature, such as political opponents are
always expected to indulge in against
each other The fact is, that the re-
sponsibility for whatever abuses may
exist or have existed in the census
bureau is fully shared by congressman,
and If incompetent people have been
employed and favoritism shown in
promoting employees, it was largely
done on the demand of individual
congressman of both parties, and of
course, the men who compelled the
superintendent Of the census to grant
them favors are not in position to
blackguard him for having done SO. 1t
is the old story of the jurymen you
had some of the pork.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-02-12

OTHER prominent gentlemen say
they see no good reason for not nego-
tiating a limited reciprocity treaty,
similar to those concluded with other
countries, that shall be mutually ben
eticial. But as Canada wants the
markets of this country worse than this
country wants her market. it is not
probable that any margin can he made
without giving the. United States the
best of it. Those who favor the annex
alton Of Cakada. and Mr.. Blaine is said
to be one Of them, are opposed to
granting Canada any trade privileges
whatever until she gets them by COM
ing into the union. The visit of the
Canadian commissioners will be very
interesting event whether anything
comes Of it OF not
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-02-12


The anti-option bill is exciting quite
as much interest as at the last session
of congress and just as powerful Il
lobby to oppose it is maintained here
by the crokers of the country; but
deacon" White, who last year headed
that lobby and made his boasts of hay
ing given the bill its quietus is not
here; he got caught in an option deal
and was so badly squeezed that it is
but recently he has been enabled to
compromise with his creditors and
resume his business of dealing in OPP
tions Representative Hatch thinks
the bill will pass the house by two
third vote. He says the opposition of
some people to the measure reminds
him Of the pork packers, who would
have gene TO almost any expense to
defeat the oleomargarne bill, when it
was before congress, and who would
now, having discovered its benefits,
just as furiously oppose its repeal.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-02-12

We handle the best lime, cement and
plaster. FOSTER LUMBER COMPANY.
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-02-12

william Hoffman, :
Henry Jayne and A. B.
Brown, trustees,
Plaintiffs,
VS..
Tyson T. Roberts, Mus
catine Mortgage and
Trust company, Edna
2. Post,
The Goodland republic. [volume] (Goodland, Kan.) 1891-1907, 1892-02-12

In the District court, within and for the
county Of Sherman, state of Kansas.