Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-10-20
HUMok OF f1E' WEEK:
sT6RiEs ToLpEX F;uMMH MEN
- :. OF T.HEt..REESS:,.s 80,
Many. Odd. Cnrions,. ana: -Laug'hab,e
Phases of Human. Nptgrss, Graphically
Portrayed by Eminent MSFd' Artists OF
Our own Day. ..;.y. T. ~,
Some Sharp Sayings.


The Mother tongue is probably the
i lang agg@. of'Mars -Yonkers States :
CONTESTANTS in the running races
at the fafr should prepare by taking d
bottle OF catchup. --LoWcll Courier. :.
THE man who was too full for ut
terance went to jail instead of going
to"the fight. New Orleans Picayune.
@GErHNG ahead" in the liquor
traffic En't always to be interpreted
as an assurance OF progress. Boston
Courier.
= So MANY people go around looking
as though they bad piece of Lim-
burger cheese under their noses:
A A1i .isp Globe,
.VHY.no make the cactus the ma
ton aT flower? 1t has more fine points
than any other yet mentioned.-Chi
cago Inter Ocean. -.
JUDGING BY SOUND. -Phwat's thot
Noise Mis- Mullaly? MARY AIMS
'practistn' the scales. "Begorrah.
she must weigh a ton. Judge
THE:self-closing door-spring is an
awful aggravation to the man, who is
going ..put Of your Office mad and
,W!ants;to slam the dQ9Ezs-=,sssifttpss.
GowITT-What, you broke, Brolly!
I. thought Won had; . snug SUM in tho
bank for a raihss day?@= 'Broliy-So L
had, but.it named. On ..the bank. y
sI.ss. =. .a.tj.. =. :, i. ;.1
IL CtpI hU
lightRing down on the Jersey coast
last,week." yes, " ,wohder what
'ttfey Enlarged him for it," 2aHarper's
-Baz8ga ':'...~' = =.
HRoTniER:3 oil NoE sad. . harlow
F Elm. I: tick my best girl to
CHURCH aEds pttt 81 in the plate in
order, to ifApress her and she never
saw it. New York Herald.
Is.gHINK, .said: -the man who saw
the .AistartiSnsi>of his ready made
clothes retlacted igvs. mirrggYsS,. that
this Tou!9.nnagu estion.ablX. be n suit
for f!{oel: as.fs!Qpg e 81. staf.. "
With. waited to drlye the horses.
cary aflye,, sai q. his us. father ia:
Mamma says Ttriveher crazy most
'eveyy.dat:'s- DetfbirFtec Pwss,.. :
!. neutrality-suspicious. yourself
Ito. heavy-deIs.tf 1hs:hfltiit.ai air while
in the Court y::-lnyy :IeaE. ,. Daughter
-.WhN ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS so :.
much about bayAgs?" New. York.
Wesee,k.ly:..: :. 'wca1 j :cA~ ,.::il1 ~
!. a REASONABLE, REQUEST. Wee
%. S322nl.m,N@aRma,. pe,.. Yants pants:
} IA u! nlma-sAk Pet sH t9e 1lltFs yet;;
have s'peha e s to BY dwtss;; anyhow.
x1tseu6 NtWs. ::..'sH saa -: !. :.
s1NE mHst ut tatRs1 trouble
'ppmpt1y;''"' sai0 the physici;ih. @Yes,.s
.repliefthe patient,:: ..wlro. haeE JUST.
taken dose OF mednineg..." s,4tJ wish
you could be avlittle less bitter in
your attaeks..sr Washington Star. =:
>. THE. Boston gill never hollers
"hello. at the mMth Of the telephone.
She. simply says, as she puts the re-
ceiVer to her ear: Il take the liber-
'ty Of, addressing. you via a wire sur
'cI1arged witt, = 4etfttretricitE''. Texas
Biftin6s.F'. .ss.,J. =. :: NJ. 49,
J.. THAT beats naeyssaid good Mrs
jason: "as' -sh6''pesh that ,aafre. Was
ssau.posea soi.haye 3been caused. by.
"micex - tirss InsstcJaesa !"Hye heard
of pie-eating matches and sich,. hut
this is a new ..9nees s:.-IfPgdtianapolis
GR4Snrun OF; Of TUE i M Ii {: NAME Sd
Happy the young woman nowadays
who has a. fiddle maine with sotfo
rous sound s-fss,nsan o. Nibper. l0aKs-
commonplace. BtJ Susan ChoImendely,
Nipper'fs TOD tize for. anything. ! :
'Best a,eIa1mtsGript. :. .aa.aae :.
est '~cNLDNsT .care tc.tbe, iIawxer.
:Brotse,os Hdenten treDay..- He'll .,ee
:lhs tdsed seyaD!el MOI he. won't
apwAe's 4spayt. He'll ,get an. adj
ss'ssYs ;ss : a e? SKI SKI
:: W q, f IsdiaiIsd sidg iii, ais the
.fettef''s like ahAun6afd Wash 'bifl9,,
~f5 this one Of those new Progressive.
afakes?" suspiciodsly' asked Slug I'll.
NAV. NM ss,pald wash :biH is like
the letter:,S, because it might make
a.sprinteIof printer. indianapolis
JouENavs-ac ali -. ): -.
HESRsAND-zSs.WelA how. is nay wife
41oeSsssiagAe .pfpetgrE.Hnm! moth
ing:dapgsSgyps think II prescribe
four 'ws9ks at, W1estadkh she viii be
all right. Btu il y& cxcite her tenn
per fhfbuki '6ppo5Ffon, it,. might
easily ran t6aaigbt Weeks at the sea-.
side. ~ Eulenspiegel..,.
'.DEI1AL Can't YOU go down shop
ping wlthfine .taaiS af4ernnoA;2.i i want
til get any husband. n. birthday gift.
Estherrs4.fs; what arc you going to-
get him2. Della. Well. / have been
thinking about it for some time, and
l think / need table linen and rugs
more than anything. Chicago Inter.
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