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Daily Texarkana Democrat., 1892-12-05
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Daily Texarkana Democrat., 1892-12-05

A.; Why have you rhrashed your
son so numerically? Peasant: Because
he dreamed last night that he won 500
marks in the lottery, and then went
and spent every cent Of it on a byciclc.
--Fliegende Blaotter.
Daily Texarkana Democrat., 1892-12-05

Farmers come fifteen miles to my
store to get Chamberlains Cough
Remedy. Many of them, like myself,
are never without it in their homes.
1t cured my boy of severe attack Of
Group and, believe, saved his life
X. Dalton, Luray' Russell County,
Kansas. This remedy is certain cure
for Group and, if used as soon as the
first symptoms appear, will prevent
the attack. For sale by Smith Drug
Co.
Daily Texarkana Democrat., 1892-12-05
LOCATION, SOCIETY, ETC.

The site located the Eastern appex and at about the high
plateau formed by Red and Sulphur rivers which run nearly
parallel eary about 100 miles and at distance of about
thirty elevation the drainage good
Lime pcs clay gypsum hand and coal on lead and anmony
BY and will be virtually doors men and money
complete the railroad building to the mines Thousands OF acres
d hardwood right Public graded schools with fine brick
School buildings excellent colleges Churches Of nearly all Christian
denominations property valued $8000O No city in the South
polite society," generous and hospabe
Strangers treated cqreous and pains taken to show them
many advantages
Daily Texarkana Democrat., 1892-12-05
MnilN PeIsnns orc hroltcr.

NIFfIV ENkNVfI' UTC T'VbVh
iown from oyerwoik or household caics.
Browns Iron Bittcrs Rcbuilds,lc
vstcm aids digestion, removes excess Of bile
md cures malari9 ~ 'le gcnIvpe-
Daily Texarkana Democrat., 1892-12-05
PRETTY T,EGS

SAxET MED. Co., Dallas:-This is to certi-
fy that had sore leg for sixteen years,
and tried all remedies and doctors within
my reach without visible improvement. /
finally took Saxet, which, after taking four
bottles, curd it completely, ! can truthful
ly certify to the efficacy Of Saxet.
JNo W. BLANKENsHrP, Corsicana, Tex.
Daily Texarkana Democrat., 1892-12-05

Tailor Shears; | lost a good GUS
toner last week by death. Tailor
Cutter; What was the matter with
him? Tailor Shears: Had a fit. Tail
or Cutter: Mercy! Died of the shock,
| suppose?-Chicago Tribune.
Daily Texarkana Democrat., 1892-12-05
Miles Nerve and Liver pilIs.

Act on new principle-regulating
the liver, stomach and bowels through
the nerves. A new discovery. DR..
Miles Pills speedily cure biliousness,
bad taste, torpid liver, piles and con-
stipation. Unequaled for men, wo-
men, children. Smallest, mildest,
surest; so doses 25 cents. Samples
free at Smith, Lightoot & Co.
Daily Texarkana Democrat., 1892-12-05
~, IN .acae "The Nervous System The Man.
ST DR.. G. JACOBS
AIsIIEs Gel, nv
" PHOSPHATE

Promptly relieves Sloeplessness, Mental or
Physical Exhaustion, Loss Of Appetite,
Melancholy. Loss of Power and General
Debility 1t builds up the health ard
strength OF the sufferer from the first dose.
Under its use large elias of dyspeptios and
neur sthcnics will fud this scientific com
pound apsnacea for their ailments and dis
Daily Texarkana Democrat., 1892-12-05

Texarkaua is live progressive ciyTwin Cylocated partly in
partly Aks her 5000 population being about equally d
uc Though comparatively young she has grown
and developed us few other cities have done.
Daily Texarkana Democrat., 1892-12-05
BANKS, FACTORIES, ETC.

National banks with operating capital of S60OU00
manufacturing enterprises them fur
ntue cocs fence factory cotton seed oil MILL number OF large lum
her factories factory COMPRESS $4,000 Government building
Federal 00l cpote finest west of the Mssis
T river e three large cass hotels with ca
y for 400 daily several large wholesale houses that immense
lradn
Daily Texarkana Democrat., 1892-12-05
a RAILROAD CENTER.

has eight railroads. with thousand resident railroad
employees especial advantages the commercial world and
this together the high and healthy location the city, WILL in few
era % 600 population One of these aroads owned
home people an gable water thus giving competing rates
ly water
eanas system electric lights and works unsurpassed
lW of ten times her population Also has splendid plant
splendid system railroads permeae the city direction
Daily Texarkana Democrat., 1892-12-05

"The use OF 'Castoria Is so universal and
It's merits so well known that it seems work
Of supererogstion TO endorse it. Few are the
intelligent families who do not keep Castoria
within easy reach"
CARLos MARrYS, d. D.,
New York City
Daily Texarkana Democrat., 1892-12-05
for Infants and Children.

Castoria cures Colic, Constipation,
Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea, I.;-;c'.iioa,
KiHs Worms, gives sleep, and promotes di.
gestion,
Without injurious medication
"For several years have recommended
your Castoria, and shall alw-g; scntinuc to
do so as 1t has invariably produced beneficial
results"
EDWIN +. PARDEE, g. T.
i95th Street and ith Ave, Se'- IUrk City
Daily Texarkana Democrat., 1892-12-05

"Castoria is 30 well adapted to children that
recommend II as superior to any prescription
known TO me-" II. A. ARCHER, NJ. d.,
III 50, oxford St., Brooklyn, N. Y.
Daily Texarkana Democrat., 1892-12-05

THv cEsrAuR COMPANY, q MuRRAT STREET, NEW rag CRY
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1892-02-11
NOT DEAD.
Experience
of John Turk, a Pho
neer Of Helena.
80 Doses Taken at Once Did
Not Kill, but Succeeded
in Curing Him.

John Turk, Cascade, Montana, took 80
doses of a so-oalled .San Francisco Quack's
Medicine at once, and was not killed,
as promised by rival DOCTORS. In Septem-
Der, 1889, hs called on DR.. A. G. Stoddart,
visiting physician for DR.. Liebig d Co..
and butte City, who had Offices for two
weeks at the Merchants Hotel, Helena.
Mr.. Turk had suffered for years with
Rheumatism, Inpurity Of Blood and effects
of mercurial Salvation. He had four of
the beat physicians in Montana attend him,
dart examined him. sent his prescriptions
to Liebig Dispensary, San Francisco. to be
prepared. After DR.. Stoddart left, Mr..
Turk met the local doctors and told them
what he had done. They laughed at him,
ana said that San Francisco quack would
kill him." He WAS so frightened that when
the medicine from San Francisco came he
put the bottle upon a shelf at his house,
TOT Park street, Helena, and it stood neg
lected until December lnearly three
menths) while Mr.. Turk suffered day and
night, had not slept half an hour at a time
December, at midnight. his sye cauRht
sight Of the so-oslled 'Quack's?" medi-
cine; (THE QUACK HAPPENS TO HAVE THE
MONTANA MEDICAL LICENSE AND IS A DULY
QUALIFIED PHYSICIAN AND FOR MON
TANA:l He, in despsrstion decided to XIII
he was told by former attending doctors il
would kill him, so he swallowed half a
months medicine at oncs-39 doses-And
fell asleep, slept until moor next day, and
never has had q pain or ache since.
The above reads like fiction, but truth is
stran ger. and to prove that the above Is
true. write to John Turk. Cascade, Mon
tana, or call on Mrs. L. Verlsy, or Mrs. A..
H. Dunbar, 7O7 Park avenue. Helena, Mont.
Drs. Stoddart, Liebig & Co. will have
Offices in Helena at Merchants Hotel, LIST to
4th of Zach month. Montana Offices s East
Broadway, Butte. Call or write.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1892-02-11
SHE READ TRASHY BOOKS.
A Young Wolna Engaged to Six Men
Elopes with Il Seventh.

a Young Woman Engaged to Six Men
Elopes With u Seventh.
hlo Bradway. q young girl living among
the bills twenty-five miles east Of Fresno,
GAL, has been missing for some days, says
the San Francisco Chronicle. The suppo-
sition II that sle eloped with q young men
OF the neighborhood. She has had a re-
markabls history for one Of her years. not
yet being 1G. When II she clopsd with a
neighbours boy named Davis, aud, after
eluding the pursuit Of the enraged parents
OF both families, the couple made their way
to a Justice Of the peace in q remote dis
trict Of the mountains, where they were
married by contract. After their return
they defed their parents. Ike marriage
was annulled on account of tho age of the
parties. They separated, and since that
time she has refused to meet her husband,
claiming that she WAS not married. The
affair, at the TING, was much talked of.
since then she has made conquests of the
hearts Of several young men in the hills,
and at the time OF her elopement was en-
gagged to six. It is not known where she
she has gone. Hcr father was notified OF
the occurrence aud vowed he would put an
end to this marriage, az he had to the other.
The young woman is ambitious for fame.
saying she will some day rival Cleopatra.
Aspasia and Jezabel. She il q reader of
trashy books.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1892-02-11
Opportunity. 4

Opportunity. #@
Master of human destiny am I,
Fame, love and fortune on my footsteps
wait,
Cities and fields I walk. ] penetrate
Deserts and seas remote, and passing by
Howell and mart and palace, soon or late
KNOCK unbidden onoe at every gate.
If sleeping, wake; If feasting rise before
I turn away. 1t is the hour Of state
And they who follow me reach every state
Hortals desire, and conquer every foe
Save death; but those who doubt OF hest
tate "
Condemned to failure, penury and woe
Sock me in vain and useIsssly implore;
Ianswer not, and 1 return no more.
JSo. J. INGALLS,.
fail ye not in this respect,
Seize every opportunity to travel 81
Over the Chicago, Milwaukee e. st. Paul
railway. .@.e=
This il the advice Of -.# "" Mr.
GEO. H. HEAFFoRD.
General Passenger Agent, Chicago, Ill.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1892-02-11

Int ono or two isobnrs or lines Of equal
pleasure. md olopay weather Ia recorded
three or four stations to the eastward, nnd
possibly a trace OF rain. This will .dovelop
very rapidly. and within two days will
probably be central In this locality, causing
warmer weather, rain mud southerly winds
~ it Approaches, which will change quickly
to colde weather and northerly winds a.
the storm center passes.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1892-02-11
Should he in Every House.

J.. b. Wilson, 81 Clay street, sharpsburg.
Pa, says he will not be without DR.. Kings
New Discovery for consumption, coughs
and colds, that 1t cured his wife who WAS
threatened with pneumonia after an attack
Of Ia grippe when various other remidies
and several physloians had done her no
good. Robert Barber, of O%ooksport. Pa.
claims DIR. Kings New Discovery has done
him more good than anything he ever used
for lung trouble. Nothing like it. Try il.
Free trial bottles at r. s. Hale
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1892-02-11
Are Yen Suffering

. Arc Yen Suffering .@...z
From back ache. Inflammation Of the blad-
der, drick dust deposit or stone in the blad-
der, Or in fact any arrangement Of the
kidneys or urinary organs? If thus afflicted
do not lose time and waste money OF worth
less iiniusnts md worse p~lasters, but strike
at the seat Of the disease at once by using
the greatestof all known remedies, the Gel
sbrated Oregon Kidney Tes. Pleasant to
take, purely vegetable. Satisfaction every
time.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1892-02-11

NOTICE TO Co-oWNERs-HELENA, LEWIS
~ and Clarke county, Montana, Nov. 7. 1891.
You are hereby notified that | hAys expended ons
thonssnd nine hundred ($l,s0o) dollars, in labor
No. 8 Vast, and the east hfty feet or No. 1 West,
ON the Mcintyre lode in Owyhse mining district.
Lewis and Clarke. county, Montana, said parcels
Q aud on the west by 80 'D', United Statss
patents on said Mcintyre lodso il order to hold
1924. revised statutes OF tho United BtAtes. bsiag
the amount required to hold the sane Tor ths
years. 1878. is7A,rls75. 1876, 1917. 1878, 1879, 1870.
1880. 1891.
And il within ninety days after this notice BIZ
proportion IT such expenditure ~ 8 co-owner.
your interest In said claim will b. the property
Of the subscriber under section 1884.
JACOB HCHAHER
DATE Of first publication New Z. lS0L
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1892-02-11


FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS,
FIRST NATIONAL BANK.
Paid Up CAPITAL, $4,000 &
Surplus and Profits. $7oO.OO1
United States Depository.
&. T. Hauser, President.
II. II. Klcinschmidt. Assistant Cashier.
Geo. Ii. Hill. second Assistant Cashier.
SECOND NATIONAL BANK ...
Paid Up Capital. S7b.ooa
Surplus and Profits, $25, 900.
z. D. Edgerton. President. " @
Geo. y. Child. Cashier.
-~- M--". Joseph N. Konek. Asst Cashier.
THE AMERICAN NATIONAL BANK.
Capital, 100000.
IT,. Power, President.
A. ]. seiiKman, Vice President.
a. 4. Johnson. Cashier.
de0rge b. Cope, Asst Cashier
Interest Allowed on limo Deposits.
THE THOMAS CRUISE SAVINGS BANK.
IS M Pain In Capital, $1,000
Thos. Cruise. President.
VIM. J. Cook. Asst Treas and eec'y.
VIM. j. Sweeney, Treasurer.
-Four Per Cent. Interest on Savings Deposits.
Compounded July and J January.
MONTANA NATIONAL BANK.
Capital Paid In. $780, oo.
Surplus and Profits. $4,000.
United States Depository.
G. A. B~roadwater. President
4. l.. McCulloh, Cashier.
MM-MmM AL. Smith. Assistant Cashier.
MERCHANTS NATIONAL BANK.
Paid Up Capital. s5so.ooa
6urplus and Profits, $9O, 1000. ]
United States Depository.
l. b. Hershfeld, President:
A. ]. Davidson. Vice President.
Aaron Hershfeld, Cashier.
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL LIQUORS.
Established 1865.
I. MARKS A.
Wholesale and Retail Dealers in
Straight Kentucky Whiskies,
imported and Domestic Wines, Liquors, Cigar
~ and Tobaccos.
Smokers Articles.
No. Is North Main Street. Helena. Montana.
10"
WISE q aooDK1sD: .~..:
# .# Seventh Avenue and Main Street, II
Wholesale Dealers in Wines. Liquors and Cigars
HOTELS.
Corner 8, Main and State Streets,
Helena. Montana
Gas. Electric Light, Steam Heat and Elevator
Service.
Street Cars To and From All Depots Every
Fifteen Minutes
Finlay UrQuhart. Prop. .
THE COSMOPOLITAN. ".4z"..
European Hotel and Restaurant
Helena. Montana
@ Rooms SOC. 75c and 81. Meals Csc.
Sample Rooms for Commercial Travellers.
H.. c. Eurgard. Proprietor.
RELv1DERE HOUSE,
511 and 513 North Main Street.
European Hotel and Restaurant. Rooms, SOC,
75c, 81, 81 q and s1.5o per day.
Regular meal hours: Breakfast, 6 to Q a. M;
d III Mea ll;s co = %i to TO- 2r :, M Il s.; GeTr5 $50 s to . p;
rates by week or month. Modern cooyeniences.
u. A. Mcdonald. proprietor.
MINERAL SPRINGS HOTEL
Marcus Lissner. Proprietor.
First Glass in Every Respect.
Rates 50 Per Day and Upwards.
Tho Celebrated Mineral! Spring Water Used
Exclusively.
WINDSOR HOUSE.
& 4l1-417 North Main Street.
European and American PianA
Modern Conveniences.
Rates S1.25 to $500 Per Day.
A P. Ginchereau, Proprietor.
ROTTL1NG WORKS.
HELENA BoTTL1NG WORKS,
s27-S29 Water Street.
Merritt l. Co., Proprietors.
Manufacturers and Wholesale Dealers in Soda
Water, Root Beer. Ginger Ale, Settler Water.
Orders by mail receive prompt attention.
FANCY GOODS,
T'HE BEE HIVE,
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1892-02-11
Helena's Leading Business Houses.

LGdQlng
FURNITURE DEALERS.
Arthur r. CURTIN,
Tho Leading Furniture House In MontanA.
Furniture, Carpets. Wall Paper, House Fur
niBhing Goods.
Music Department complste In every detail
]. Il, SANFORD.
Dealer In @
Furniture. Carpets, Shades, Lacs and Chenille
Curtains
JEWELLERS.
T. B. JACQUEMlN q Co.
Leading Jewellers and silversmithA
Dealers ia Diamonds, Montana Sapphires. Gar.
nets and Other Precious Stones.
Cut Glass, Crystal and Solid silverwarc, Pianos,
Clocks. Br0nZeg, Art GoOds, Vases.
HELENA JEwELRY &C.
Power Block, Sixth Avenue.
Fine Watches. Jeweiry and silverwaro.
Jewelry Manufacturing and Watch Repairing
n specially.
COAL AND WOOD.
SAND COULEE COAL COMPANY. .
N.Y. f. G. Psrret, Agent. ""'
Lump Coal, S. as; Nut, $3.50 per ton BY car and
: 81 in small quantities; extra stove
M. 'e FIJI y W Pss ton .."..
Telephone 101. Uptown Office in Motor Block,
Sixth Avenue.
HELENA LUMBER COMPANY.
As.ntf for Calf Coal.
j The Best Fuel in tho Market.
City Office. Room 8, Thompson Block.
Telephone IA. M@@0
BROKERS. ..
Fl. B. PALMER.
Dealer in Investment Securities.
@ ,#~-#z Money to Loan. ."@..@~~ D..
Purchases County. School and Municipal Bond,
and Warrants. Commercial Paper and
Mortgage Notes.
BOOTS AND SHOES.
T, ARNOLD. 1& ."M "@
1874 South Main Street. opposite foot of Wood
Street, in Peoples Loan Office.
4. Boot and Shoe Maker
Repairs Neatly Made.
NEW ENGLAND SHOE sroRA
II South Main Street. .u
Full lines Mems. Ladies' and Children's Goods.
MINING AND FARM MACHINERY.
m G. POWER q CO..
Main Street and Helena Avenue.
1obbers and Dealers in Mining and Farm
@ ~ Machinery,
Steam Boilers. Pumps and Hoists, Wire Hosting
Rope, Quartz, Lumber and Farm Wagons.
Browns Patent and Maine Bob sleds-
GUN AND LocKsM1THs.
CHARLES I. MoRRELL,
Practical Gun and Locksmith.
Manufacturer Of and Dealer in Guns, Rifles and
Revolvers.
Al kinds Of Sporting Goods.
Silver. pickle and gold plating and Soxidizing.
lock work and key fitting. All kinds Of repair-
ing promptly done. II North Main street,
Helena, Mont, opposite Grand Central Hotel.
MERCHANT TAILORS.
g FINKELEBTEIN.
The Bon Ton Tailor.
Fine line OF Cents Furnishing Goods. Suits
Made to Order.
Business Suits, $50 up. Pants. So up. Dress
Suits, SIS up Dress Pants, $11 up.
All work guaranteed and satisfaction assured
l07 y. Main st, international Hotel Building.
GROCERS. @
~ REIBOLD d. CO.. rrzm. M@ ."-.
staple and Fancy Grocers.
And Dealers in Hay and Grain.
No. u Bridge Street. .-
Telephone No. 1893.
Helena. Montana.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-03-05

Group, whooping cough, and
bronchitis Immediately relieved
by Shiloh's Cure. For sale by Mil
Ter q Case
That hacking cough can he quick
ly cured by Shiloh's Cure. We gu
arantee it. For sale by Miller d
Case.
Sleepless nights, made miserable
by that terrible cough Shiloh's
Cure is the remedy for you. For
sale by Miller & Case.
Will you suffer with dyspepsia
and liver complaint? Shiloh's vi
talizer is guaranteed to cure you.
For sale by Miller & Case.
For lame back, side, or chest, use
Shiloh's Porous Plaster. Price 25
cents. For sale by Miller q Case.
Shiloh's Cure will Immediately
relieve Group, whooping cough and
bronchitis. Sold by Miller q Case.
a nasal injector free with each
bottle Of Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy,
Price 80 cents. Sold by Miller g.
Case,
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-03-05
Harvard Wisdom.

He had been member Of the
Harvard Giee Club and after five
yours in The west had returned to
Boston with a western friend. One
evening he had been invited to sing
and after several songs the western
friend spoke to the lady next to
him.
81 didn't know Harvey could do
that" he said almost with sigh.
"Why,' she asked in surprise,
"didu't hc ever sing in the west ?"
"lic may have before he struck
our place; I reckon he did, but he
never did there"
"That was strange" she remar-
ked." | wonder why he didn't ?"
az don't know," and Harvey
began another song, "unless it was
that we had a very active vigilance
committee that knew its business
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-03-05
South Perry.

Like Micawber, | have been
waiting for something to turn up
in the way Of news, before attemp-
ting to send another communities
tion to the DEMOCRAT, but inter
esting news is still scarce.
he son of Rev. Phenice has been
visiting his parents and sisters the
past two weeks.
Misses Alice Ebert and Flora
Seesholtz left here a few weeks
ago for Illinois, where they expect
to visit relatives.
Mrs. Henry Floyd sold her farm
north of Perry, to Mr.. Allen Clap
per, for four hundred dollars, and
the same day made negotiation $
with Mrs. Kelley for her farm, the
latter agreeing to sell it for seven
hundred. The con tract was closed
n few days ago.
Tecnmseh Floyd has bought the
shop:and lot belonging to the late
II. j. Siddons.
Mary J. Wilson was seriously
hooked by an infuriated COW last
Sunday. She sustained internal
injuries, though her physician says
not dangerous. BEGINNER.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-03-05
1T WAS The YeLLoW HORN.

THE Dutchman's Clariouct That "Uoo.
docd the Circus"
"Ycs, we're back again" he sighed,
as he gpawed one of the angles off q
gutta-pcrchn sandwich, and II any
body should ask you, we left a Dutch.
man down in Texas who wasn't expect
ed to live when we pulled stakes"
lie was an ancient circus man, and
with n small but select party of his
friends was occupying a table IN one OF
the strictly theatrical saloons on the
opposite prompt side of Union square.
what did the Dutchman have to do
with it?' he continued, in response to u
query from the soriu-comic that sat be-
side him. well just about every
thing. When QuirlS was making up the
show, he left the band to the last, SO
we picked 'cm up on the jump, so to
speak Ilatzmeyer that was the
Dutchman's name--was signed about
an hour before we started and only just
caught the boat
"Wo sailed out of this town with one
of the best ring shows that ever rustled
sawdust 1t was an all-round corker,
and we had some acts that Barnum
couldn't beat, so 1t didn't surprise us
when we started in ut Galveston with
a rip stavinT good business, and kept 1t
up right along for three straight weeks.
We knocked ont everything that came
against us, and Cuirli began to think of
adding a freak exhibit aud taking the
whole show over to Australia next sea-
SON
zone night, in the gayest kind Of a
Texas town, Katzmoyer came into the
mems dressing-tcnt with long parcel
under his arm and smile like cash
in pie.
"I my instroomint brake by acci-
dence,' he said, but haf alretty yet
anoder Py chimminy, it vas u bar
gains, also, too and waving the parcel
in triumph he waltzed ont to get ready
for the grand entree.
"Half an hour later Eddie Thomas
Skinned up the rope to do his flying
trapeze act. and as he was standing on
the bar saw him look into the band
stand and grow pale, Three minutes
afterward ho missed a turn, fell, and
broke q couple of ribs,
"As we were carrying him out OF the
ring he whispered TO me; Bill, that
Dutchman's got yellow clnrionet and
said to him: Eddie. we'll bust up
in week When tod Quirk about
IL he nearly had fit Tor an out-and-
out hoodoo you can't beat yellow
clarionet in ten years, and my estimate
of week was too liberal by iar. The
next three days was ono steady process
sion of accidents and bal business, and
though we tried our darndest to get
that clarionst away from him the
Dutchman couldn't be fooled into Civ
ing it up, On the fourth day cyclone
wrecked the tent, killed half the ami
mails and stopped tae show for good.
"Quirl called us together at the no.
tel told Us the jig was up, and gave us
our fares home--all except Katzmeyer.
"'You busted my show with that
yellow agony pipe Of yours, he said to
him, and now you can get back on
skates for all l care. Then we took
Katzmeyer out on the street and pound
ed him with his clarionet until some
Salvation Array guys swept him to-
gether and carried him away.
81 tell You il never failed yet-one OF
them instruments II smash up circus
quicker than d collision"
And the waiter was requested to fill
'efn up again.-N. Y. Commercial ,Ad
vertiser