St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-19


John L. Sullivan while the latter is tryingto.
do him."
Apparently the Chicago compressed air,
ordinance has exploded and blown the com.
mon council skyward. In their descent some,
of the aldermen are likely to alight in Joliet.
i Gen. Alger, it is said, feels stronger as
presidential candidate than he was before
the attack was made" Every one can con-
graduate the doughty hero of an intrepid
resignation from military service upon the
ability of his boom to get out doors and in
hale the spring air.
OF Emperor William the starving German
workingmen may soon be saying: "He'siin
the asylum now
Col. Ingerson made my hair stand on
end, says the perenniaIly genial Chauneey
M. Depew. But then Chauncey has so very
little hair that the task was not at all diff
ficuIt
An exchange notes that the senate is the
the best place for Mr. Mills, owing to his pep
perry temper, which reminds one that little
salt would be a good thing for some of the
over-fresh members of the house.
Justice to Gen. Alger compels US to sorrow
fully admit that Uncle Dana was, as usual.
''off his base"
If time is money, this is a pretty expensive
congress we have on our hands. The menu
bers are wasting great deal Of it. Pass the
tariff bills and send them into oblivion-the
senate.
The Philadelphia Press 1anguidly asserts
that 1.-THE long skirt must co. 1t is high time
that Editor Charles Emory Smith returned
from Russia and put quietus on his young
men. who are so palpably inclined to sue
cumb to the Establishments of the short
skirted coryphees who occasionally haunt
Philadelphia theaters.
With the building of public hall assured,
Baltimore can feel happy that one long-felt
want will soon be flled.-Baltimor Amer
cal.
can it be possible that Baltimore is in the
same boat with st. Paul?
AS the days go by it becomes painfully evil
dent that Secretary "Calico" Charley Foster
is sadly IN need of a don't" editor.
Mon dieu, If Eat Marquee de Mores come
offer from re States an zets re pad example
of making re blood come in re leedle duel,
vieh way are we drifting?-Many Frenchmen
popular demand for an auditorium is
still audible.
1t is considered gross breach of etiquette
for Chinaman to wear eyeglasses or spec
tacles in company. By the great Confucius,
but this is Illuminating to Bostonians!
Managing Editor-Where's the snake ed
itor?
Reporter-Gone to Dwight
M. E.-Who's doing his work?
Reporter-Hls jass.
Quayism is on its last legs in Pennsylvania.
The Republican party shook him out of the
sack quite a while ago.
The public execution of few white
caps and lynchers in this country would
teach a high moral lesson that is sadly
needed. Americans bring disrepute upon
themselves and their country by acts of bru-
tai lawlessness that would bring disgrace
upon the dusky denizens of the Congo
country. Whenever an English or French
writer paints us as we are, we become viz
tuously indignant and depounce him as a
''slanderer." Burning alive of negroes and
hanging of fifteen year-old girls must stop
in the United States, or"American atrocities
will soon rival those of Bulgaria. 1t is not that
this country is SO superlatively virtuous that
such exhibitions of mob violence occur, but
certain communities are too outrageously
lawless. The law should protect as well as
punish, or the American republic is "a
failure.
DR.. Parkhursts structures upon Gotham's
are as gall and wormwood to
Tammany, especially gall.
Blow,ye winds of morning;
Blow We winds, high o.
Blow in the spring supernal.
Blow out the beastly snowl
The removal from Kaiser Williams men
tality of London Punch is as good as the re-
moval of gallon of laudable pus from his
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