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The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15

There's a 1ide di9srenos
between the help that's talked Of
and the help that's guaroateed
Which do you want, when you're
buying medicine3
If you're satisfied With words,you
get them with every Epod-plriier
but one. That one is DR.. j~idrce's
Golden Medical Discovery. With
that, you get q guarantees. If Il
doesn't help you, you have your
money back. On this plan, . medi-
cine that promises help is pretty
sure to give it.
But it's because the rsedSodlQ i
different, that it's sold differently.
It's not like the sarsaparillas, which
are said to be good for the blood
in March, April, and May. At all
seasons and in all cases, It oures
permanently, as nothing else can,
all the diseases arising from . tor
pid liver or from impure blood.
It's the best blood purifier. and
it's the cheapest, no matter how
many doses are offered for q dollar.
With this, you pay only for The
good you get
Can you ask more?
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15
A M1NrArURE OF WASHINGTON

In his diary. under date Of October
8, 1859, General George Washington
made this entry: Sat for Manage
near two hours to-day. who was draw
ing q miniature picture Of me for Mrs.
Washington" What is believed to be
this identical portrait Of Washington,
painted on ivory. II nov I'm the posses
sion Of Mr.. Harry 8. Stabler, Of
LynchburR, Va It was painted by
Ramage, an Irish miniature painter Of
New York, at that time for Mrs. WASH
ineton, from whom Betty Warrington,
afterwards Mrs. Betty Lewis, had 1t.
She in turn left ii TO her grand
daughter, Otwayana Carter, through
whom 1t has some by inheritance to
Nh. Stabler. This miniature is in 9
time-worn case, generally oval In form.
In the back Of il is . look Of Washing
tons HAIR. It Is . beautiful piece OF
work, and sven under . magnifying
| glass bears the closest inspection. The
iocket holding the miniature and the
lock OF hair Ia something moro than two
inches in length. Warrington Is
painted in the full uniform OF q gen.
eraI, with epaulets. On his breast is =
badge Of tie Order OF the Cincinnati.
A high white stock surrounds the
neck, and the tie Of white lnce falls
softly from the throat. filing ths space
left open by the unbuttoned waistcoat.
The carmines of the flesh and the blne
and buff OF the uniform are wonder
fully fresh and clear against . cloudod
background Of blended green and blue.
In q magazine article on the "Por-
traits Of Washington" Published . few
years ago, Mr.. Charles Henry Hart
speaks Of this miniature by Ramage,
and remarks that stall trace Of this IN
teresting portrait Is unfortunately
lost" Since that time the miniature
has been submitted to his inspection
and pronounced by him to be the orig
inal Tor which Warrington sat.
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Flower"

Miss c. G. McCLAvE. School.
teacher, 753 Park Place, Elmira, N.
Y. This Spring while away from
home teaching my first term in a
country school l was perfectly
wretched with hat human agony
dyspepsia. After dieting fol-
two weeks and getting no better, a
wrote me, suggesting that ]
take August Flower. The very next
/ purchased a bottle. l am de-
lighted to say that August Flower
helped me SO that / have quite re-
covered from my indisposition." q
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15

The law of evolution works In Ian,
guayes as well IS In other things.
Twenty thousand woIds have been
added to the English language in the
department of biology alone since Oar.
wins discoveries.
The agricultural society OF Paris II
exp 9riIsenting in the making OF artilc.
iai clouds TO preserve plants from The
effects Of frost. -
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15

When rabbits are seen running and
suddenly stopping to listen and then
running on again and stopping they ara
pretty certain to have a weasel or a cat
or q fox after them. They ara not
longwinded like hares and soon pant
for want OF breath. A weasel can al.
ways tire them out.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15

FEW of the many readers of Pierre
Lofts charming stories know that,
while he was lest known ~ Julien
Wand, he was dubbed Lott 1.-THE Japa-
nese for ~violet) by his fellow officers IN
the French navy, on account OF his
modest and retiring disposition. He,
therefore, assumed Lott al . surname
when looking about for q pen name.
His first story, .'The Marriage OF
Lott" Madame Adam claims to have
c~hristened.
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The Ladies'.

The pleasant effect and perfect safety
with which ladies nav use the Caiifor-
mia liquid laxative Syrupof Figs, under
all conditions, makes It their favorite
remedy. To get the true and genuine
article, look for the name of the Cali
forDia Fig Syrup Co., printed near the
bottom of the package.
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oMlxoUs.

He "Let me help you, Miss Haw-
klns."
She-"No I guess We have hght
enough here as it IS" :.
He-sYour smile would make u
bright a~nywhere.o
~she-"Yes, but perhaps Pm notgoing
TO SMILE"
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15

From an ancient account-book found
at Eastport, Me-, it appears that in 1897
tobacco was sold BY the yard in that
settlement. The limited purchasing
power of a days wages at that period
Is SHOWN by the price of nails-One
shilling q pence a pound. A days
ordinary wages would pay for about
four pounds Of nails.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15

EVERY TESTIMONIAL In behalfof Hoods Sar-
sapariila will bear the closest Investigation.
No matter where 1t may be from, 1t Is as relia.
BILE and worthy your confidence as II it came
from your most respected neighbor.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15

The house Of Jacques Flandreau,
built in New Rochelle, N. T.. in the
lear 100, Is standing and is supposed
70 be mi Of the Oldest Huguenot houses
IN this country.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15

Cann,s Kidney Cure fOl
Dropsy, Gravel, Diabetes, Bright's,
Heart, Urinary or Liver Diseases, Nerv-
BUSINESS, &c. Cure guaranteed. s3l
Arch Street, Philad'a. 81 a bottle, 6
for So, or druggist. 1000 certificates OF
lures. Try it.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15

Would-be Tenant like the fiat
very much, but I hear that the house is
haunted.
Landlord (rubblng his hands and
'mllinp)-My dear madam, I attend to
that personally. Tie ghost only ap-
pears to tenants who do not pay their
rent and refuse to move out.
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Ducks fly atan average rate OF ninety
niles per hour. With a fair wind it is
believed that they can make $50 miles
In the same time.
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NATURAL SUCCESS.

Or. Pllle-"How are you getting
along, Nootrum, since you invented
that cure for coldsfn
Dr.N ostrum-''Oh, I'm filling my
coughersl"
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AS Large

As a dollar were tn,
scrofuia sores on my
poor little boy, sIckenina
and disgusting. Ihey
were especially severe
on his legs, back Of Dig
ears and on his head.
rave him Hoods sarsa'
.xlna In fwn weeks
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15

1t is related that i gentleman in Ire
.aai recently, on cutting open u potato
at dinner, found In the center 2 IA
s1verelgu, around which the vegetable
had grown Though discoIo red, Il was
in a good state OF preservati on, a
'sn,.a pretty ornament 70 . watch
cnain.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15

The barrier ID q sort Of bellicose indi-
,idual. He has his little brushes right
along; he fathers people, and he occa-
sionally smashes their mugs.
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THAT ALTERED THE CASH.

skidds-"So you are marriedp"
Hipple-"Yes."
Skidds-"ALd yet It Is less than six
months since you told me you had de-
lermined to remain SINGLE"
Nipple 81 know; but. you see,
Mamie had decided to get married."
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15
lAe'lRa,no,
WE PAY FREIGHT
Ifyou do not keep it.
We think you will keep it.
1t pleases everybody.
1t is an honest piano.
1t is the WING Piaao.

You may have a preference for
some other make. Still you are a
reasoning creature. and open to
conviction. no doubt.
The question is too important to
be settled without due thought.
Ysays of satisfaction or of regret
with a piano. Does it near
well The WING Piano does.
Look before you leap"
Whatever piano you buy, there
are piano secrets you ought to know.
Our free book tells them. Send a
postal card for it. 1t may help you
to buy a different piano. We take
that risk. We also tell you the
nearest dealer where you can see a
WING Piano. 1t is worth looking
at. So is the price. WING &
SON ots Rroadwav. New York
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15

When a boy begins to wash his neck
without being told It Is a sign he Is
passing into the ordeal of bis 6rst love
affair.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15

The Spaniards found mirrors of pol
lshed black stone, both CONVEX and con-
cave. among the natives of South
America.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15

Emma Father, don't you think we
want some new gas burners?
Father-No. That younger man
who comes to see you every evening is
gas burner enough for me.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15

Within a few years past over 100,
700, COO of those little wire corkscrewi.
lsed In ink and medicine bottles, have
been sold. Machines turn them out
It the rate Of 10000 per day.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15

The chemical iaks Of the present are
Of too recent invent!on to determine
whether they VIII last, but 1t Is quite
probable that most OF them will he as
legible at the end of MY or seventy
I've years as they are to-day.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15

TTamr"Honest, boss, I 'ain't had
4 bite In three days."
Farmer-T 'ain't surprised. The
mo qultoes 'ain't got to work yet,
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15

1t Is not generally believed that a
liquid eye is essential to porting over a
book.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15

FITS; All Fits stopped free by Or. Kiln.
Great Nerve, Restorer. No FITS after first dayI
use. Marvelone cures. Treatise and 500 tfis
el Arch St.. Philadelphia. Pa. As
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15
Hoods pills invigorate the liver.

The bones of Jumbo. Barnum's big
elephant, that was killed a few years
sgo at 81. Thomas, Canada, weighed
even 2400 pounds. The total weight OF
the body, bones and all, was six tons.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15

All the chickens in the western part
OF French Gnlnea are perfectly white.
IL Is impossible to find n with a col.
ored feather.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15

81 have found your Bradycrotine a sure cure
kr headache" A.. X. Hank., Mountain Peak,
Texas. All druggists, fifty cents.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15

The latest thing in Ohio is a babe
,orn without hands. If he even tually
drifts into politics he will have to de-
pend on the hands Of his friends.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15

First Preacher-"Does your choir
ding in hsrmony?"
Second Preacher-"Yes, but they
don't live In harmony"
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15
TON WEEK.

"Papa," said Willie, '.what makes
coal burn?"
"our hired man, wiIlie," answered
papa.
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HARD LUCK.

Jimmy."What did you get on your
%oirthdayp"
Jakey-"Nothin'i Never got any
thing since the first one, and then I
only got b0rnI''
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15

Every thrifty farmer will keep his
and well dressed, but he has no reason
TO be ashamed OF = strawberry patch.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15

The wild potato vine sometimes has
1 root that attains the size and occas-
nona!ly the form OF a boys body, and
weighs thirty-lve pounds.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15

II every ,goDl an In this land knew for herself
he actual quality of DObbins' Electric Soap,
20 other washing SOAP could be sold. Millions
10 use IL, hut other MILLIONS have never tried II.
Have yous Ask yons grocer for it.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15

the sores commenced to heal up; the sca,es
came on aud all oyes his BODY new AID nca,.ny
flesh and skin formed. When he had taken IVY
bottles OF HOODS sARst PARILLa, he was
free from Sores" HAIRY X. RUBY, BOX S"'
Coiun bla, Penna.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15

Nobody but q loving mother could
weep bitter tears over n lost child, then
Ipank it like fury for returning.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15

There are men with natures 90 small
that, il there is anything In transmigra-
ton, they will probably resppear as mi-
crObes.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15

II you are troubled with malaria take
Beecham's Pills. A positive specific. Nothing
like 1t. 25 cents q box.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15
HUMoRoUs.

The sheriff would hate to be- known
by the company he keeps.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15

Some men will d, you q favor and
ihcn bore you an hour talking about
I.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15
TO FLY WITH.

Mrs. Larkin -s'How time filesin
Larkin-"Yes. but It's no wonder.
Every watch has p~infons."
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15

Nine tailors may make a man, but
they are also pretty lure to break
him.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15

The best method for handling bees,
for an amateur. Is by proxy.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15

Granite is the lowest rock in the
sarth's crust. 1t is the bed rock OF the
world.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15

The origin Of the Round Tower, at
Newport, r. I, is unknown. There is
no authentic evidence Of Its construct
ion by the Norsemen, who discovered
Vineland about 1000 A. D., though
claims to that effect have been made.
It is most probable it was built by the
Indians. Exactly when and why no
one can tell.
Many readers will Re much sur
prised to learn that at the battle of
Leipsic the Russians brought into the
Geld numters OF Baskir Tartais who
were armed only with bows and arrows.
SO we read in General Marbot's mem-
oIrs. written by himself and lately pull
lished. The General was himself
wounded by an arrow IN the blttle.
The Ohio River, which Is very
nearly 1000 miles long, has u de-
scent OF only 81 inches to the mile.
Professor Lore, the Greek rifle
shot. is attracting much attention ty
the feat of shooting a glass ball IRON
his W head. The trick is performed
by shooting at the trigger of rife htld
in a frame, with IL Q muzzle sighted at
a glass ball dangling by a string direct
ly over The m4rksman's head.
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rnc.prow. oNrARIo, CANADA.

MesSrs. P. Newstaedter x Co:
Enclosed $l.D for st. BERNARD Vegetable
Pills The SAMPLES which you sent me, nave
proved more eficacious than any other fNn
ever used by me. Accept my best thanks Ior
the samples. Please send me- the pills as soon
Us possible. With best regaris,
THEODORE WEaEsER-
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15

Flowers: Ifyou are interested send addresst I.
8. b. Ii onaId, Box 425, Syracuse, N. Y.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15

There are said to be 20, 900 kinds Of
butterflies.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15

Use the Frazer Axle Grease, tits the best In
the world-wili wear fotr times as long as
any other. Ask your dealer for it, aud take no
1ther.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15
CONSUM N
! "a


WHY THE SALE FELL THROUGH.
Customer Cat bird -store)-"You can
fouch for this parrot, l presume?"
Dealer-sI think l can, ma'am. He
ived for nearly six years in a Boston
amily."
Parrot-"HOoray for John L. Sulli'
nnl He's the duck for my money!"
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Il WITH PULLS.

Tramp-"lm pull his leg for a
dime"
Dentist. -'IM pull his tooth for a
1ollar.'
Irate Ciiizen-"I'n pull his nose for
r0thing."
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Last o. FEuyCrrNL NOS. elEts f"V,s
I-Eeyers, Congcstions, lnaammations.. .25
1-W.rms, worn Fever, Worm coic.... .2J
d-GinrThpn Of children or Adults 49,. I'd
.-Cyughs, Colds. bronchitis ........... 20
G-NrurnIgin. Toothache, Fleeaohe...... rs
0-Ueadaches. sick Headache, Vertigo. "a
IJ-nyspepsia, BIlousness. Constipation. rs
I-Snppresscd or f~atafal Periods. 30
i1-Whites, Too Pr1fuse Periods. .2J
1!-Croup. LaryugiIis, Hoarseness ...... rs
1I-snIt itheum, E1sipelas. Eruptions.. .2J
IJ-Rhrumatism, Rheumatic Pains 49,. .25
IG-Maiaria, Chils, Fever and Ague....,. 20
I7-piiez. Blind or Bleeding ................ .25
Ig-Cniarrb, Influenza. Cold in the Head I'D
0-EtoopiDR Cough ,.,.,-.,.-.,. 20
Is-Eidppy Di4cnsps .,..-......~..... as
2S-NerYOus Debility -. ........1.00
3e-T mary Weakness, W stiing bed. 20
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Ifafiicted with sore eyes use DR.. Isaac Thomp-
son'sEye-water. Druggists sell at25c. per bottle.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15
Ruptnre cure guarnnteedh nv

DR.. J. b. Mayer, SSl Arch ST., PhIra.
Pa. Ease at once. no operation or de.
lay from business, attested by thou
sands of cures after Others fail, advice
tree, send for circular.
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NOT so BAD.

Patlent-'I've lost my appetite, doc
tor"
DOctor-"That's bad"
"Badl You wouldn't think 50 II you
boarded where ! do"
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15

Practice makes perfect. You can see
lawyers and doctors walking on their
uppers for want of practice.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15

Ethel never knew until yesterday
shat a good young man Mr.. Simpson
Is. | had a long chat with him last
night.
Edith-How did you learn he was .
good man.
Ethel-Oh, he told me 80.
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srA1s OF ONO: err OF TOLEDO, Is.

LUCAsC0UNTY, -.
FRANK j. CHENEY makes oath that ne y me
Co. doing business IN The City OF Toledo
County and State Aforesaid, and that aid nrm
viii pay the sum OF ONE ~ nj
AIRS for each and every case o. Cata.rr spu
CURE. FRANK j. SuENEi.
sworn to before me and subscribed ~ my
4. W, GLEASON,
,srAl} notary Pubic.
Hairs Catarrh Cure Is taken infernaaay snr
faces Of the sysfem' send for testimonials. iree.
F.JsCHENEY & CO, Toledo. Y.
ss-Sold by Druggists, scents.
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81 don't know what business that
mar is In who was talking to US now"
remarked DIR. Quinia to his wife at
the hotel table, ''but I'll bet he isn't
= doctor"
"Why do you think he Isn't" she
inquired.
s.Beoause he said health was
wealth ."-Detroit Free Press.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15

HOODS PILLS are a mild, gentle, painless,
,afe and efficient cathartic. Always reliable. 2fc
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-07-15

The French professor who makes
human skulls to order has a rival 10
the person Of DIR. Znamensky, the
Russian dentist of Moscow, who ha,
discovered a mean of causing falss
teeth to grow to the gums as firmly
as the ones nature provides. DIR.
Znamensky has performed several
successful operations Of this char.
acter, both on human and animal
subjects, the animals used being
chiefly dogs and cats. He is said TO
make holes in the teeth and also In
the patients jawbone. After this
has been performed to his satisfaction
the tooth is placed In the cavity.
Within twenty-four hours a soft,
granular semiiuid exudes from the
jawbone and finds its way into the
hole which the learned M. d. has
drilled into the false tooth. This
graduated growth Dor hardens and
holds the tooth firmly In POSITION
st. Louis Republic
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1892-07-20
Dawn With the PinkertOnS

The bloodshed and destruction OF
life at Homestead Wednesday make 1t
pertinent and important to ask how
long the American people will tolerate
the existence In this country OF that
hireling band of assassins known as the
Pinkerton Detective Agency2 The
presence of such an organization, armed
with the most improved implements for
the obstruction of human life, and al
ways ready to murder for price, is not
only a menace to the liberties OF the
people, but is disgrace to the govern
ment whose functions and powers it
usurps The strikers at Homestead
may have been wrong. In some respects
we think they were. But that was a
matter for the lawful authorities OF
Pennsylvania to deal with. They GER
tainly were not wrong when they obey
ed the instincts of manhood. and re.
scented and resisted the unprovoked
and murderous assault made upon
them by Piukerton's hirelings. The
country will approve the spirit and
purpose displayed by the workmen to
welcome these assassins with bloody
hands to hospitable graves"
The PinkartOns must go.-IndeG-Ap-
neal
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1892-07-20
Mrs. Cleveland's name not to be used.

BUZZARD'S BAY, MASS, July 9.-The
following correspondence explains it.
self:
NEW YORK, June 26, 1892.
Mrs. Grocer Cleveland:
Dear Madame-It gives us great
pleasure, as representatives of the great
body of women of Democratic sym
pathies, to inform you that Frances
Cleveland Influence Club has been
formed by the mothers, wives, sisters,
and daughters of New York Democrats.
We have taken the liberty of using
your name for the first of many infiu-
ence clubs which we trust will spring
up throughout the country and which
after November Sth will confirm the
judgment of that Republican leader
regarding 1990-that the women did
it, We feel that this campaign is to
lift the burden of taxation from the
homes of the land, and we as home de-
tenders desire a part in the struggle.
Yours respectfully,
"MARY FROST ORMSBY,
president Frances Cleveland Club,
No. ~
''GRAY GABLES,
''BUZzARD's BAY, July 6, 1892.
"MrS Mary Frost Ormsby:
"My Dear Madame-Mrs. Cleveland
has referred to me your letter inform
ing her of the organization of q Frances
Cleveland Influence Club
ut is by no means pleasant to dissent
from methods which sincere friends
adopt when their efforts not only de-
monstrate their friendliness but when
they also seek to subserve the public
good, and are, therefore, engaged in
patriotic service. 1t is, however, i'm
possible for us to approve of the use of
Mrs. Cleveland's name in the designa-
ton of clubs designed to do political
work
1--WE trust you will not undervalue
our objection, because it rests upon the
sentiment that a name now sacred in
the home circle as wife and mother
may well be spared in the organization
and operation of clubs created to exert
political influence.
Yours, very truly,
"GRovER CLEVELAND"
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1892-07-20

The Peoples party has a strong fol
lowing in some of the Southern States,
and if it should capture any of those
States, as they claim they will, or even
so divide our people as to give any of
them to the Republican party, the
whole disaster would fall upon the
Democratic party ; and a terrible dis
aster it would be. 1t is manifest, there
fore, that the Peoples party is a dan
gerous element in the coming Novem-
Der election and threatens serious con-
sequences to each of the old parties,
while at the same time it promises no
show of success to the new party itself.
The Republicans will certainly look
after their Northwestern possessions
with all of the energy in their power,
and it behooves the Democrats equally
to look after our possessions in the
South. We can't as well afford to lose
one State in the South as the Republl-
cans can afford to lose three or four in
the Northwest Let not this important
fact be disregarded by the Democrats
in any Southern State.-Lynch. Nea0s.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1892-07-20
In The South.

The Third party is losing, not gain
ing, strength in the South.
Harrison stands fer the force bill and
Cleveland against it, and our people
are not such fools as not to see that
this issue is the supreme ISSUE
Southern voters are not going to di-
vide while they see the Republicans,
bayonets in hand, ready to pin them to
the earth as soon as our ranks are
broken.
The more the situation is discussed
the fewer will be the Democrats found
in the Third-party ranks. True Demo
Gratis will not stand off from their old
party-from their friends and brothers
when the battle is opened.
Shall the whites or the blacks, the
ballot or the bayonet, rule the South {
That is the great question. There is
but one answer for a true southern
man to make, and that is to support
Observation-Disclosures Dispatch.