Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1892-04-11
SUSPICIOUS,

Mrs. Gadd-Did you ever notice how
polite and attentive Mr.. Gayfellow is t,
| his wife? Mrs. Gabb-Yes. Looks mighty
suspicions.-NewY York Weekly.
How Sad.-FIau Z.-Shall you be going
to some watering place! Frau ALIAS
| no; unfortunately my husband isn't suf-
fering from gout this year.-Flora.
He-Although you insist that you arr
perfectly sure. I am certain you are
inst the reverse. She-Sir "Surely per
feet, mean. .n-Indianapol Journal.
wife-But, George, you are drinking
your sixth glass of wine. Husband
Well, what of it? Do you expect me t.
drink the seventh glass after the fifth
Texas Siftings.
Delsarte, with all his study in TIE art of
gesticulation, never succeeded in equalling
the expression of a dogs tail when hi
master puts on his coat for a walk.-Bos-
ton Transcript.
Robbie reaches some conclusions that
are original if not correct. He said the
other day: "Pm older than my pspa or
mamma, because my birthday comes be-
fore theirs. Hartford Post.
Warm weather has arrived with such a
bound that it suggests the propriety of
having summer suits rigged up on an sp-
paratus like the harness of fre-engine
horses, ready for an emergency.-Savan-
nah News.
Little Girl-Oh, mamma, you'll have to
send that new nurse off. She's awful
wicked! Mamma-Horrore. What does
she do, Little Girl-She tells us Bible
stories on week dsys.-Street & Smiths
Good News.
Giles-He must have felt flattered to
N L. r-. r. l..
while he was away.
Merritt don't know that he did. You
see, they all asked if he wasn't taking the
gold cure.-Life.
Lushington-My life has been full of
day of my existence. Smirh-Whst was
thati Lushington-I cried for milk when
there was brandy in the house.-Smith,
Gray & Co.'s Monthly.
sI have met this man." said lawyer.
with extreme severity, sin great many
places where | would be ashamed to be
seen myself" and then he paused and
looked with astonishment at the smiling
court and jury.-Tid Bits.
Mary Ito Alice)-Your doll looks very
poorly. What ails hera Alice-She frets
great deal. Alfred knocked out one of
her eyes last week, and she lost q great
deal of sawdust Sic hasn't been the same
doll since.-Texas Siftings.
Saidso-I understand that Beefiat is in
society at last Herdso-I don't know that
he is absolutely in it; but he has got to
the point where he pretends not to care
about Seeing his name in the papers
Smith, Gray & Co.'s Monthly.
Margaret-Addie, dear, hear your en-
gagement was announced to-day. Addie-
Yes, but the papers made an awful mistake
about it. Nargaret-Why, how did that
the court records Budget.
A Neighborly yView.-Caller-Your next
door neighbors appear to be very quiet
people.
Mrs Spinks-Yes; the walls are very
thin, and 1 s'pose the mean things keep
quiet to hear what we ssy.-New York
Weekly.
Two young ladies got int6 an electric
car yesterday afternoon. One was pretty.
ALI the seats were taken. Two young men
were sitting together. Said one to the
other-in German: "I'm going to give my
| seat to the pretty girl" The other replied,
also in German: well, 1 suppose 1 must
give mine TO the ugly one, then" Both
young ladies accepted the kindness and
thanked the kind young men-in German.
Boston Herald.
Teacher-Class in physiology, stand up.
Bodkins, how do you distinguish organic
from inorganic matterl Bodkins (glibly,
| having committed the answer to memory
-In the organic world every individual
springs from some parent, while inorganic
substances are formed by chemical laws.
Teacher-Very good. Give an example of
an inorganic substance. Bodkins Casually
slow at these things, but for once inspired)
An orphan.-Brooklyn Life.