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Pawtucket tribune. (Pawtucket, R.I.) 1890-189?, 1892-05-25

LONDON, May 25.-The Albert medal Of
the Society Of Arts has been awarded to
Thomas A. Edison for his services In cleo
ezic Iishtipg, the tsleG1ph snd telsphope.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-22

"It's quite heavy shower we're having"
he said cheerily to the man who had en-
tered with his clothes soaked and his UNI
brella dripping.
Eyes, sir" replied the stranger testify,
sit is heavy shower, but you have failed
to remark also the interesting facts that
the shower is falling downward from above
that it's wet shower and that it is rain
ing on both sides of the street. Also you
have neglected to observe that this is the
year 1892 that the earth is round, that
Columbus discovered America and that
there are four seasons each year. But Pm
obliged to you for your information about
the weather." And the stranger walked
away with glitter of vindictive triumph
in his eye,-Chicago News, Record
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-22
Why!

"Papa," said Willie, as he and his father
roamed over the fields together, 81 like to
go walking with you. You know so much
about everything, don't your"
Eyes, Willie, know a great deal" re-
turned Mr.. Bronson, complacently. "And
it is great pleasure to me, my son, to be
able to impart to you the information that
| have acquired"
Willie looked as if he didn't exactly
know what acquired and impart and in
formation meant, but he took it for grant.
ed that his father understood what he was
saying, and for minute he was silent.
Then he asked, catching sight of the cattle
grazing in the next field, Papa, what is
cows?'
Cows" returned Mr.. Bronson, after a
moment of thought, "cows-er-are ami
mails with horns that give milk and eat
grass"
"Do cows like grass better than they do
apple pie and custardY" asked Willie.
Very much BETTER" said Mr.. Bronson.
"Why do they, papa?" asked the boy.
"Oh, because they were born that way"
"Why do cows give milk, papa. Can't
they sell it9"
4No. SONo uol hllOW any bHlIlS uDOub
money, you know; and even if they did,
they wouldn't know where to keep it,"
Couldn't they keep it in their hornss"
sob, my, mop
"What good are cows horns anyhow
Do they make that funny moo sound
with their horns?"
What an idea! No, indeed. They do
that with their throats."
why don't they do it with their hornsY"
'They can't"
Cant anybody blow horns?"
"Oh, yes. Tin horns and-er-brasa
horns but not cows horns"
Papa, why don't cows have tin horns?"
"Oh-nonsense! Oh-er-because they
are cows, suppose"
Willie thought deeply for "a long time
about this, and then he turned to his fla.
Their and said, "Why are cows cows any
way?'-Harper's Bazaar
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-22

They were sitting on the sofa in the par
lor of summer hotel. lie was holding
her hand and telling her of the love which
was overlooking his heart for her. He had
been talking for some time when she inter.
rupted him, saying in a shy, I've-never.
-talked-to-like-this- before way, "And
are you sure you have never loved any other
girl, Clarence?"
Quite sure" he replied, as he slipped
his arm around her waist. "I've met thou
sands of girls in the course of my life, but
never until l met you has any girl ever
known what it was even to be kissed by
me-"
And as their lips met under the pale
moonlight, in one of those experienced
we've both there before many time,
long drawn out oscillations, large pic
ture of the father of his country which was
hanging on the wall over the sofa broke
from its fastenings and fell upon the fabri-
Gators with a dull, sickening thud-New
York Herald.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-22
How Women Play Whist.

Well, can it be, | took that trick?
Perhaps you've heard that Janice sick
For three days pest; he's had the
humps.
| never knew that hearts were trump
Now Maj)r Dow, what did you say?
But wait-third hand =? tis then my play.
You'll pardon me, wish to ask
OF major where he bought that flask
How cheap it was-indeed a chance.
The doctor says l cannot dance
This year-perhaps--your card? Well,
there,
III play my queen, that trick is square.
l counted right, know did.
Yes, chamois' worn much more than
kid
On, did you see the mornings Press,
The fashion notes about that dress?
But don't let's talk, I'll lose my head,
And noisy whist simply dread.
Yet while think about that lace
Partner, did you play that ace?
l have the patterns, nj e ind fine
Would you believe that trick is mine !
Another game? Well, we're in luck,
read that joke last week in puck.
We'd better stop before we lose
Pm sure il | were to choose
Between the two, I'd not take Jim.
But then, OF course, tbs Annals whim.
Well, good night all, l just love whist.
And trust next time Pm on your list.
Chicago Mail.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-22
Medical Testimony.

W. Thornton Parker, NJ. D., Recorder,
Association of acting assistant surgeons of
the U. S. army, writes:
eALEM, Mass, March 20, 1891.
"When, at Stuttgart, Germany, during
the winter of 1882, was suffering from
severe attack OF bronchties, which
seemed to threaten pneumonia. | met,
at the Hotel Maiqnardt, Commander
Beardslee, of the United States navy. In
speaking OF any sickness, he remarked:
Doctor, you can cure that throat trouble
OF yours by using an Allcock's Porous
Plaster That may be true,' answered,
but where can get the plaster?' ANY
where in the civilized world, and surely
here in Stuttgart. Whenever l have
cold, always use one and find relief l
sent to the drug store for the plaster, and
it did all that my friend had promised.
Ever since then have used it whenever
suffering from cold, and have many
times prescribed it for patients.
1.-THE Allcock's Plaster is the best to
be had, and has saved many from severe
illness, and undoubtedly, If used prompt
ly, will save many valuable lives. When
ever one has a severe cold they should
put on an Allcock's Plaster as soon az
possible. 1t should be placed across the
chest, the upper margin just below the
neck some hot beef tea, or milk, will aid
in the treatment.
"This is not patent remedy in the OBJ
jectionable sense of the term, but stand
ard preparation Of value. The govern
ment supplies for the U. S. army and
Indian hospital stores contain Allcock's
Plasters, and the medical profession
throughout the world are we'll aware Of
their reliability and excellence. l shall
always recommend it, not only to break
up colds, but as useful in allayng pains
in the chest and in the back. 1t is q
preparation worthy of general conf
dence."
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-22
Unnecessary EXPENSE,

Among the many stories told of Nan
tucket by old residents and frequent visit
ors is one that, while it seems almost i'm
probable, is nevertheless vouched for by
unimpeachable authorities
Some years ago man in Nantucket was
tried for petty larceny and sentenced by the
judge to three months in Jail. A few days
after the trial the judge, accompanied by
the sheriff, was on his way to the Boston
boat, when they passed a man who was
busily saving wood.
The sawyer stopped his work, touched
his hat politely, and said, Good morning,
Judge"
The judge looked at him earnestly mo,
ment, passed on little way, and then
turned to glance backward, saying to the
sheriff:
"Why, isn't that the man l sentenced to
three months in Jail the other day."
yes" replied the sheriff, with some hest.
tation; Eyes, that is the man. But you
why, you see, judge-we-we don't happen
to have anybody else in Jail just now, and
we thought 'twould be sort of useless OK.
pense for us to hire somebody to keep the
Jail for three months just for this one man
so gave him the Jail key and told him il
he'd sleep there nights l guessed it would
be all right "-Youth's Companion.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-22
Grave Mistake.

Physicians frequently make mistakes in
treatment of heart disease. The rate OF
sudden deaths is daily increasing. Hun
dreds become victims of the ignorance Of
physicians in the treatment OF the dis
ease. One in four persons has diseased
heart. Shortness of breath, palpitation
and fluttering, irregular pulse, choking
sensation, asthmatic breathing, pain or
tenderness in side, shoulder or arm, weak
or hungry spells, are symptoms of heart
disease. DR.. Miles New Heart Cure is
the only reliable remedy. Thousands
certify to it's wonderful cures. Book free.
Sold by A. G. Ireland, ir.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-22
Notice for Publication.
Homestead No. 2855.l


LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. NJ, |
June, II, 1892 !
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing named settler has filed notice of his
intention to make final proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register and receiver at
Santa Fe. N. NJ, on August II, 1892, viz
Marcelno Garcia, for the 4 sec. 26,
tip. IA n, r II g.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon and
cultivation Of, said land, viz: Jose Man.
uel Sandoval, Julio Martinez, Manuel
Martinez Gutierrez, Juan Jose Martin,
all OF Lamy, N. M.
Any person who desires to protest
against the allowance of such proof or
who knows of any substantial reason, I'M
der the law and the regulations OF the in
terror department, whv such proof should
not be allowed, will be given an oppor-
tunity at the above mentioned time and
place to cross examine the witnesses Of
said claimant, and to offer evidence in
rebutial Of that submitted by claimant.
A. /. MORRISON, Register.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-22
Notice for Publication.
Homestead No. 1852. !

LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. NJ,
June IS, 1929
Notice is hereby given that the follow
named settles has filed notice OF his in
tention to make final proof in support Of
his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register and receiver at
Santa Fe, N. M, on August II, 1892,
viz Sixto Garcia, for the = ne 4
II NV sec 27, tip. IA H. r. IL e.
He names the following witnesses to
prove bis continuous residence upon and
cultivation Of, said land, viz: Jose Man
uel Sandoval, Julio Martinez, Manuel
Martinez y Gutierrez, Juan Jose Martin,
all of Lamy, N. NJ.
ANY person Who desires to protest
against the allowance of such proof, or
who knows of any substantial reason,
under the law and regulations OF the in
terror department, why such proof should
not be allowed, will be given an oppor-
tunity at the above mentioned time and
place to cross-examine the witnesses of
said claimant, and to offer evidence in
rebuttal of that submitted by claimant.
A. L. MORRISON, Register.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-22
HAPPY HOOsiera.

VIM. Tmmons, postmaster of Idaville,
Ind, writes: Electric Bitters las done
more for me than. all other medicines
combined, for that bad feeling arising from
Kidney and Liver trouble" John Leslie
farmer and stockman, Of same place,
says: Find Electric bitters to be the
best Kidney and Liver medicine, made
me feel like new man." j. w. Gard.
ner, hardware merchant, same town,
says: Electric Bitters is Just the thing
for man who is all run down and don't
care whether he lives or dies; he found
new strength, good appetite and felt just
like he had new lease on life. Only so
cts. a bottle, at @. M. Creamer's drug
store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-22
MONTH";.
NRAF.
COncIave. knights Temp.
lar, Held ut Denver. Colo. Aug.
9th, TO 18th, 1892.

From July %. to August 10, inclu-
sive the A., T & S, F. will sell tickets to
Denver and return at one lowest frstclass
fare (17.8O.) Tickets will have transit
limit of five days in each direction, and
final limit of Oct. 10, 1892. After reach
ing the first Colorado common point
en- route, tickets will be honored any time
within final limit between Pueblo, Colo
RADIO Springs and Denver, inclusive, on
either going or returning trips. After
execution, which may be made at any
one of the three points mentioned, the
five days returning transit limit (Which
must not exceed October 10, however,
will apply. Call on W. NJ. SMITH, City
and Depot Ticket Agent.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-22
How 1t Hammered.

We stood on the stairs in the wide, dim
And she was shy and blushing
As said good night for the hundredth
time
And marked the dainty flushing.
That dyed her cheek as toyed with her
hand
That fingered, half unwilling,
While she vaInly tried to be dignifed
Or look little chilling.
Then lifted the dimpled, pouting chin,
And, growing somewhat holder,
l remember an arm slipped round her
waist
A bowed head on my shoulder;
And then-well, because as you know
That kissed lips lose no flavor
For the light Was dim and the hall was
still
Aud am yet in favor.
Edwin o. Wheeler.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-22
Guaranteed Cure.

We authorize our advertised druggist to
sell DR.. Kings New Discovery for Con.
sumption, Coughs and Colds, upon this
condition. II you are afflicted with a
Cough, Cold or any Lung, Throat or
Chest trouble, and will use this remedy
as directed, giving it fair trial, and ex-
perlence no benefit, you may return the
bottle and have your money refunded.
We could not make this offer did we not
know that Dr.. Kings New Discovery
could be relied on. 1t never disappoiuts.
Trial bottle free at @. M. Creamer,s drug
store. Large size 80 cts. and $1.0O.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-22
YOUR MONEY, OR YOUR LIEF

This question is "pert" one, but we
mean it. Will you sacrifice few paltry
dollars, and save your lifep or will you
allow your blood to become tainted, and
your system rundown, until, finally, you
are laid away in the grave? Better be
in time, and "hold up" your hands for
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery,
guaranteed remedy for all scrofulous
and other blood-taints, from whatever
cause arising. 1t cures all Skin and
Scalp Diseases, Ulcers, Sores, Swellings
and kindred ailments. 1t is power
fully tonic as well as Alternative, or
blood-cleansing, in its effects, hence 1t
strengthens the system and restores
vitality, thereby dispelling all those
languid, stirred feelings" experienced
by the debilitated. Especially has it
manifested its potency in curing letter,
Salt-rheum, Eczema, Erysipelas, Bols,
Carbuncles, Sore Eyes, Goitre, or Thick
Neck, and Enlarged Glands. Worlds
Dispensary Medical Association, Max
ers, No. 663 Main Street, Buffalo, N. =
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She Committed Suicide.

Mrs. F. G. Cone, at Paris, left this let
ter: my husband-Forgive me if |
cause you trouble, but suffer SO. You
do not know what these long, wakeful,
wretched nights are to me, and | am so
tired, darling-the pain will never be
better. 1t is not easy to take my own
life, but have been sick so long. Good
bye, my husband, Hove you-your wife"
This is but one of thousands that give
up, instead of using DR.. Miles Restora-
tive Nervine, and being speedily cured of
their wretchedness. Go to A. G. Ireland's
and get an elegant book and trial bottle
free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-22

Two small Quaker children were put tt
bed early the other night, and their moth
er hearing a murmur of voices from the
sleeping room stole up stairs to see what
was on foot. AS she paused outside the
door she heard one say to the other ear.
nestly:
"John, can thee swear2"
The reply was regretful:
mot good, William, but hopefully
am learning. New York Recorder.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-22

Are not the only abode OF malaria. You find it
everywhere, even in localities where atmos
phcric and sanitary conditions would seem to
be unfavorable to its development. The uni
yersal remedy for and preventive OF the dire
complaint is Hostc.ter's Stomach Bitters.
Wherever the malady assumes its most ,irulent
form, and whether it be chills and fever, bilious
remittent, dumb ague or ague cake, the Bitters
is most popular and COZ stitutes the best means
OF protection aud cure From Maine TO the
lSthmus Of Panama in Guatemala, Mexico,
south America and the tropics this truly famous
medicine has won golden opinions" from all
conditions aqd classes in more than me'apho-
rlcal sense. For debility, Indigestion, coustipa
ton, rheumatism, insomnia, neuralgia, liver
and kidney trouble it is highly eilicacious. Use
it " it'll DIT rSStencn
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-22
A Good Example,

Dominie-Now, boys, what is the mean
ing of the word "ubiquitousf"
Forty-six tongues are painfully silent.
Dominic - Dear me, what ignorance.
ubiquitous" means existing every
where" And now can you give me an in
stance of something that is ubiquitous?
Chorus of fortysix tongues while forty
six arms are simultaneously uplifted)-
Yes, sir; "Ta-ra-ra- boom-de-ay," sir-Fun.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-22
Times Change.

Mrs. Hicks-Didn't you tell me once
that you would go through fire and water
for me?
Hicks-I presume SO; or something
equally idiotic.
Mrs. Hicks-Well, suppose you get up
and build the fire and fill the tubs it's
wash-day-Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-22

Ayers Hair Vigor has no equal, in merit
and efficacy, as hair dressing and for
the prevention of badness. 1t eradcates
dandru1, keeps the scalp moist, clean
and healthy, and gives vitality and color
to weak, faded and gray hair. The most
popular of toilet articles.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-22

The value of good name was well ex-
empllfied the other day, when man
asked one of our druggists for bottle Of
SarsaparilIa. "Whose?" inquired the
clerk. Whose? why, Ayers, OF course.
Ye don't suppose I'm going to run any
risks with Hannah, do ye?
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-22
The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.
Rev. Pliuk PUNK on Dignity.

HtCN' HUN TUHN VII Df-Hfty'
Ell de air oh superiority dat some men
put on, deah breddern, wuz analysed de
foundation nd he seen restin' on de pos.
session OBJ new suit OBJ clothes or somet'n
equally trihin', an not on any quality OIL
head or heart dat I'D nach'ly entitle dem
to nut on airs.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-22
Niles Nerve D Liver Pills.

Act on new principle-regulating the
liver, stomach and bowels through the
nerves. A new discovery. DR.. Miles
Pulls speedily cure biliousnesg, bad taste,
torpid liver, piles, constipation. I'm
equalled for men, women, children.
Smallest, mildest, surestl 80 doses, 25 cts.
Samples Free at A. O. Ireland's.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-22
Esucklen's Arnica SaIye,

The best Salve in the world Tor cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rhenm, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblains
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required. 1t
is guaranteed TO give peri Nc, satisfaction,
or money refunded. Price rs cents per
box. For sale at G. M. Creamer's.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-22
Did Not Like Him as Well.

Do you like me? asked The young
man, addressing the little brother Of the
young lady on whom he was making
call
l don't like you as well as I like Jack
Jolliboy.
Why not?
Because he always gives me 10 cents to
20 out OF the room when he COMES to see
sister. New York Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-22
The Safest WAY.

Why did you strike him with your club
when he pointed the gun at you? He dis
tinctly told you it was not loaded.
know that, Judge; that's the reason I
lamented him.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-22

Teacher lin Sunday school)-Johnnie,
can you tell me what land it was that was
afflicted with plague of insects?
Johnnie-Yes mann; Jersey
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-22

Surface-It was brave of David to over
come Goliath with sling and stones.
Rowley-Yes; but youth will have lis
fling, you know.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-22

Jinks-What's the reason your minister
failed to answer his new call?
Filkinn-I believe it lacked the true
metallic ring.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-22

Distinguish Arrivals.
Satan-Who are. those two new arrivals ?
Asmodeus-They didn't-know-itwas.
loaded fool and the rock-the-boat fool.
Satan-Give them nice front rooms.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-22
new Him Ton We'll.

Knew Him Too Well.
Where do you suppose l can borrow $35
for thirty days?
Give your note to some one who doesn't
know you.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-22

The annual monthly values will show the
distribution of temperature through the
year.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-22
AT THE GATEWAY OF THE NATIONAL PARK.

The Worlds Only santarmstatdcal Tourist
Seeker.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-22

Governor Il Bradford Prince, Prof. Hiram
Hadley, Elias s. Slower, Amado Chayes,
Prof P. !. Schneider,
supt. of Public Instruction. Amado Chaves
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Explanatory.

Indignant Wife--Here, sir, is the photo
graph of a strange woman find you are in
the habit of carrying around in your pock-
ct. demand an explanation.
Husband-Why, pshaw! My dear, fell
in love with that girl long before our mar
riage.-Life..
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-22

We stood On the stairs in the wide, dim
hall
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Mountains OF Mineral Fruitful