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Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05

me TO health. My father In 1884 was badly Of
ficted with kidney and liver trouble, 80 that he
was unable to attend to business. He spent
great deal Of money, but got no relief. TWO
bottles Of Warmers Safe Cure cured him."
Mrs. Low Wald, Benton City, Mo-. About
three years ago commenced taking tho Safe
Cure for kidney trouble and other difficulties.
It did me more good than the medicine pre-
scribcd by my doctor. / continued Its use, ana
am in better health; weigh more than ever be-
fore"
Miss Emmette w. Settle, Higginsville, Mo-:
"For some time was afflicted with pain In my
kidneys, which continued to grow worse. MY
father, practicing physician treated me for
kidney disease, but continued to grow worse.
/ was finally treated by several specialists, VINO
all pronounced my trouble kidney disease. l
was recommended to try II. II. Warmers SAFE
Cure, which did, and found relief"
The discovery made by Mr.. H. II. Warner
has been acknowledged throughout both hem
ispheres TO be the only discovery for this great
modern evil now known TO the world. Like all
great discoveries, II has had It's enemies ana
met with opposition, but its marvellous popu'
larlty with the public has been phenomenal and
It's complete acknowledgment by scientss
and the professions has been deserved ~
stands, as 1t deserves to stand, upon plane Oh
its own, pre-eminent among all prominent dis
| coveries for the relief OF humanity and the pro
motion OF happiness.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05

There has been an absolute revolution In the
practice Of medicine and in the treatment Of
human ills. Instead Of undermining the vital
forces by cupping and bleeding, the vitality is
now sustained in every possible manner. In
stead Of tearing down we seek TO build up. In
stead OF increasing misery We seek to create
happiness.
But the greatest advancement in medical
science has been made by discovery. Harvey
could afford to endure the ridicule Of the world
for revealing to 1t the grand discovery Of tho
circulation Of the blood. Jenner might be ostra-
cized, but millions have benefited by his dis
covery Of vaccination. Pasteur lived in more
enlightened age and escaped ridicule, while the
world received the benefit which his discoveries
have brought Koch, although forced to reveal
his discovery before its perfection, will be re-
vered by future generations
The discoveries Of these great men have been
CT untold benefit to the rorld, and yet they
were not in the line Of tic worlds greatest
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05
REMEMBERED FOR GOOD DEEDS

BARON ALBERT Won RorHscHnD has
given $4,000 to the Vienna society for
founding home for consumptives.
ELIZA SPARROW, of Martha's Vine
yard, has given large tract of land to
the government as the site for marine
hospital
IT is said that Sturgeon died COM
paratively poor man, Notwithstanding
the enormous profits gained from his
sermons and books, which he soon got
rid of by his numerous contributions to
the poor
MRS. HARRIET LANE JOHNSON, niece
of President Buchanan, has given s1O,-
900 toward purchasing "Wheatland,"
once the presidents home, the estate to
be used as park for Lancaster City,
pa
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05
HOUSEHOLD SUGGESTIONS.

WHEN sponge cake gets dry 1t is very
nice cut in thin slices and toasted.
BEFORE frying raw potatoes, slice
them and let them lay in cold water foI
an hour.
If boiled potatoes are done a little toe
soon, place towel over the kettle, in
stead of the cover.
CHAMoIs may be cleaned by washing
in tepid water, to which has been added
little ammonia; rinse and stretch; dry
in the shade.
SAVE all the bread scraps, dry them
and crush them with the rolling pir
and place in cans for future use; they
are nice for buildings, croquettes, toma
toes, etc.-Good Housekeeping.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05

rscd Mankind has been suffering, endurins'
dying from cause far greater than smallpox,
more terrible than hydrophobia ana more suvuo
than consumption. Tho habits OF modern ine'
he very Inventions which have made cNih1s
ton SO great, have drained the vital forces OF
.fe and undermined the organs that sustain
nfe. Ten years ago this grsat truth was realized
py gentleman whose own life was In sore
jeopardy and the discovery which he has given
70 the world has done and is doing more 10
day TO strengthen the vitality, lessen sunor-
ing, preserve the health and lengthen life tnan
any OF the discoveries OF the other great men
above mentioned. The discovery referred 70
was made by Mr. H. II. Warner, OF Rochester.
N Y, and is known in Europe, In America ana
throughout the world Us Warmers Safe Cure
1t may perhaps be thought that tho above as.
serton Is an extravagant one and so wouio
be were not the unquestionable proofs presens
to verify IT, Within the past few years mo
claims made more than ten years ago have peen
admitted by the highest scientific authorizes,
both In Europe and America, and II Is with
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05
GUESS AT THE NAMES.

A MAINE boy of eight years is said to
be able to repeat forty chapters of the
Bible.
A wooDoHoPPER at Redding, CAL,
shot a stranger because he was put
ting on too much style"
A GEORGIA man boasts possession OF
an ordinary school slate which has
been in constant use for more than
fifty years and is yet unbroken.
A CoLoRED preacher in Jasper, Ca, Is
hard-headed reasoner and has 9
unique way of bringing his stubborn
horse to his senses. When the ANNA
becomes intolerably FESTIVE the sable
divine simply grabs him by the earl
and butts him until he becomes obedient
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05

Syrup"

must say a word as to the eff
fcacy of German Syrup. I have
used it in my family for Bronchitis,
the result of Colds, with most ex-
cellent success. Ihave taken it my
self for Throat Troubles, and have
derived good results therefrom. l
therefore recommend it to my neigh
bors as an excellent remedy in such
cases. James T. Durette, Earlys-
vile, Va. Beware of dealers who
offer you something just as good. I"
Always insist on having Boschee's
German Syrup. o
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05

cars, tasteful homes and daily communication
with the world. 1t is the rapd-trunsit age; the
age Of the telegraph and the telephone. man
specks to-day and the entire world reads mis-
words tomorrow morning. There are but
twenty-four hours in the day, hut forty-eight
hours are crowded into It,
We all know how we have advanced material.
ly. Do we realize how we have advanced scien-
tifically? More than in any other manner In
deed, 1t has been the advancement in science
which has caused the advancement in material
thirgs. The discovery Of steam permitted the
railroad and the steamboat. The development
Of electricity made possible the telegraph and
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05

THE South West Land & Investment Tour
nal, carefully edited and thoroughly re-
liable monthly journal, published in the in.
forests of the Southwest and especially of
Texas, will be mailed for six months free of
charge upon application to +. B. Parker, No.
500 Chestnut St., st. Louis, Mo. The paper
contains much valuable information to those
contemplating visiting or settling in the
Southwest. Write and obtain copy.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case of Catarrh that can not be
cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
F. J. CHENEY & Co., Props, Toledo, o.
We the undersigned, have known F. j.
Cheney for the last 70 years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business
transactions and financially able to carry
out any obligations made by their firm.
West & Truax, Wholesale Druggists, To-
ledo, o., Walding, Kinnan & Marvin,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, Ohio.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. Price Toe. per bot
tie. Sold by all druggists. Testimonials free
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05
LOVE FOR HUMANITY
Strong Desire for the Highest
Good and Best Welfare
of the World.
THE GREAT WORDS OF GREAT MEN.
A Most Remarkable Array of Out
spoken Statements from Men
of Mark in Both Con-
tinents.
INTERESTING FACTS AND FACES.

The orator before the Senate called this IAN
age OF progress. He was wrong, Progress"
does not half express it; It is an age OF revolu-
ton. Revolutions carried on, not by armies,
but by discoveries, in rentors and brain-work
ers. 1t is marvellous age, an age when the or
binary will not be accepted, when the best is
deme rded Our grandfathers were content to
travel in stage coaches, to live in cabins and re-
ceive mail once week We demand palace
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05
FLAGS.

My little girl suffered for three from large Abscs her hip the result Of
fall dscahon The Absces all OF
induced friends her s. g. g. and the lime the fifth bottle
finished the Abss entirely healed the child well and hppyMn
WIEcNKR, Shangfos, Pa
had three little girls who attacked with obstinate or Blood
the children died from the but sws Specific and
cure was wonderful. D. RAINS Ms,darM, La.
for Children the promptly and assists
developing the hlds beah. Our Treatise mailed free
SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY. ATLANTA Ga.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05
The Only One Ever Printed-Can You Find
the Word?

There Is inch display advertisement
in this paper, this week, which has no two
words alike except one word. The same is
true of each new one appearing each week,
from The DR.. Harter Medicine Co. This
house places a "Crescentv ON everything
they make and publish. Look for it, send
them the name of the word and they will
return you book, beautiful Autographs or
samples free.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05

made matter OF superstition, Of incarnation,
the same as It is by the medicine men OF the In.
dams to-day Gradually emerging from such
blindness, II was still matter OF bigotry,
OF folly. What people must have suffered
In those days can scarcely be imagined.
They were bled, they were cupped, they were
leeched, they were subjected to every device
whereby their vitality could be reduced and
their lives endangered II is almost wonder
that the race survived
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05

che telephone, 40 that the development Of the
sciences has been the real cause OF oil modern
advancement
We win take, for example. one department OF
science, but the most important department
One which Affects our very lives and happiness.
Formerly the treatment OF human Ills was
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05

Needs assistance it may be best to render it
promptly, but one should remember to use
even the most perfect remedies only when
needed. The best and most simple and
gentle remedy is the Syrup of Figs, manu-
featured by the California Fig Syrup Co.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05

Consumption carries off
many of its victims need
lessly. 1t can be stopped
sometimes sometimes it
cannot.
1t is as cruel to raise false
hopes as it is weak to yield
to false fears.
There is a way to help
within the reach of most who
are threatened-cAREFUL LIv-
ING and SCOTS Emulsion of
cod-liver oil.
Let us send you a book
on the subject ; free.
ScoTT& BOVINE, Chemists, I,s South ,th Avenue,
New York.
Your druggist keeps SCOTS Emulsion Of cod-livsr
ou-all druggists everywhere do 81.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05

Mr.. A. B. LAFoRME, Boston, Mass, says:
l ordered and distributed one dozen large
bottles Bradycrotine among my friends af-
has afforded almost instantaneous relief.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05

THERE was a fire in a lawyers Office here
the other day that was caused by a SCOT in
the chimney.-Lowell Courier.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05

BIZ. ALLEN Co., 1865 Canal St, New York
are sole agents in the United States fol
Beecham's Pills. 25 cents box.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05

TIE leap-year girl might try him delicate
ly with little pop corn.-Louisville Cour-
ier-JournaL
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05

THE disappointed pugilst cannot accuse
himself of being penny wise, but he has
every reason to feel pound foolish Wash
ington Star. M
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05

REMAINS to be seen-the girl before the
mirror. st Paul Globe.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05

MOST people would as soon be told that
they are Unlocking as to be told they are
looking ill.-Boston Transcript.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05

EXPLOSIONS of Coughing are stopped by
Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05

In England they stand for Office, in this
country they run, and in both countries
they lie more orless.-0il City Blizzard.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05

1T doesn't follow that man Is a chirop-
odist because he cuts the corn from the foot
of hill.-Binghamton Leader.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05

TRusT men and they will be true to you ;
treat them gently and they will show them
selves great.-Emerson.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05

liz life were twice as long we probably
would not be twice as good
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05

THE gossip believes half she hears anG
tells the other half.-Elmira Gazette
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05

A wELL-FITTED shoe is faithful to the
last-Picayune.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05

A RICH man may have all the pleasures in
life and still there is just as much for the
next one.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05

A WOMAN may not be a good laundrcss,
but she generally knows how 10 take the
wrinkles out of mans choler with fat
iron.-Binghamto Republican.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05

THE only time man is absolutely sure Of
getting his name right in the paper is when
he gets in jail.-Elmira Gazette.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05

No TROUBLE to raise babies II the Mother
drinks the "a. B. G. Bohemian Bottled
Beer" American Brewing Co., st. Louis.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05

THERE was fire in lawyers Office nero
the other day that was caused by n SCOT In
the chimney.-Lowell Courier.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05

A COAL dealer can't be musician. He
can never learn to read the scale accurate
ly.--Ringhamton Republican.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05

The proprietors of DR.. Sage's Ca
tarrh Remedy lose $500 if you're
not cured of Catarrh. They prom
Use to pay you that if they can't
cure you. What do you lose by
trying itp Is there anything to
risk, except your Catarrh ?
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05

TIE question of the hour--"What time i,
Galveston News.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05

A MAN may possess cent and scent
and yet not have sense.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05

THE jolly dog of last night is apt to be the
dog with a sore head Of this morning.-N.
Y. Herald.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05

A ''sArE burglar is in the penitentary. :
Texas Siftings.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05

If you pay as you go and are able TO go
as you pay you will get there.-Williams-
port Sun.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05

THE minister's study-how to make both
ends meet.-Life.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05

OUT on lark-Feathers- Union Stand.
ard.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05
When Nature

LOVE levels all things, but doesn't make q
follows head level.--Hazleton Sentinel.
Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-05-05

BADLY rattled-The omnibus passenger.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-21
Three Close shaves.

It Is human nature for people in a crisis to
imagine themselves as playing the most i'm.
portant role, says the San Francisco AroOndut.
This is well illustrated by an anecdote told by a
naval officer of his first experience under fire
during the civil war.
He was a midshiPman at the time, just out of
the AGA Jenny, and his vessel was engaged in de-
stroying blockade runner aground nsar the
entrance Of Mobile bay. Suddenly the harassed
enemy woke into animation and returned the
fire. shot from Tiied gun on the beach
came kissing through the air, passed over the
union vessel, and buried itself in the water just
beyond.
u was stationed on the forecastle. " said the
narrator, and. give you my word, l thought
that shot was coming straight for my head, or,
at any rate was going to Craze it. Ny first i'm
pulse, an uncomfortable one, was to dodge,
which | promptly did; my next was to feel
ashamed of myself, aud to glance carefully
around to ascertain whether any one had OBJ
served my discontinue. A consoling sight met
my eyes. The captain and first lieutenant, aft
on the poop deck. we're just Strengthening into a
more completely upright position. and over
heard the captain remark to his companion, in
a tone ex pressive OF some relief: BY George
that was an awfully close shave, you know.
Tho c0nfounded thing must have passed Just
over our heads While was trying to recon
cile this statement with my sensation,
heard Irishman, who occupied a position be.
tween the two points exclaim, in reference to
the same missile: 'Begorra, bys, l cud have
caught it IN me hat "
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-21
Mr.. Beecher's First Oath.

Mrs. Henry Ward Beecher, in the Ladies'
Home Journal. tells how her husband utter cd
hts first oath. 1t happened when he was or 10
years old. He and his brother, Charles, were
just seated at the breakfast table his father was
not at home that morning. when his half
brother, Thomas then quite young child, took
up a saltspoon of salt and raised il toward his
open mouth, as II he were going TO take it. Quick
as fash Henry gave the spoon push, which
sent the salt into the childs mouth. to the great
amusement of both himself and Charles. But
their mirth was of but moments duration.
Their stepmother gave both a.sharp box on the
ears and sent them from the table without their
breakfast. Mr.. Beecher used to say he never
walked so straight or felt SO tall as when he and
Charlie went from the house TO the back Of the
barn. Seating themselves on q log, there was
an ominous silence for moment ''presaging
approaching storm"
Charles what do ministers say when they
want TO swear! What words do they use!"
asked Henry.
Il don't know" replied Charlie.
''No."
Another silence Then drawing himself UP
very straight and bringing his double fist down
on his knee with great force Henry exclaimed:
Damn
Then he used TO tell that a great horror came
over him the moment that the word escaped his
lips. He Was sure the devil must be very near
to him. Without another word he stole back to
the house and shut himself into his room in an
agony Of fear and remorse. and remained there
till his father, who had been absent, returned,
and called him.
But why were you SO very angry for being
sent from the table without your breakfastY'
Mr.. Beecher asked HIM once.
"Oh, thai wasn't it, he replied but because
she boxed my ears. She might have whipped
me dozen times without cause, and should
not have been so angry"
Mr.. Beecher always felt that boxing child's
ears was objectionable.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-21
Wounded at Gettysburg.

He was plainly a veteran, says the Washing
ton Star. and he looked with interest several
times at man who held his handkerchief to
the side of his face. After while he said:
"Toothache, mister?' No wounded. ""Where d
it bappenf" Gettysburg. You don't say
SO! Keeps coming open, does it, cap'n?' Yes.
1t hasn't shown any sign of healing yet" You
don't say SO! Bullet. wasn't it, major?" No;
cut That's bad. l tell you, colonel
thoss sabers leave a mighty bad place nine
times out Of ten" mo doubt of it," 81
spose you got your pension for that long ago,
didn't you, general No "You ought o
with the handkerchief 81 haven't had time to
apply for 1t yet. You see only got the wound
yesterday. when happened TO be IN Gettysburg
on business and had barber shave me in a
hurry ~
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-21
They Meant No Murder.

The curtain was not tightly drawn, and IL was
with no great difficulty that the crowd collected
outside was enabled 70 perceive the family
group 10 the front parlor, says the Detroit
Tribune. the husband and father was observed
70 be sta ding on the table and gesticulating
wildly. Ths wife and mother might De seen
dancing with q marked degree of abandon on
the sofa. The baby reclined in a high chair
and bliuked Alphabetically Such people amt
fit 70 have the care OF child, " authorItatively
declared lady with glasses who stood very
near the house and could see plainly. Its 4
shame" indignantly insisted stout woman
with an armful Of groceries The husband and
father suddenly seized chair aud waved it
frRnticAlly above his head. 90" The lady
with glasses shuddered. The woman with the
groceries averted her face as IL to save herself
the shock OF witnessing q revolving tragedy.
The child ought to be rescued" The wife and
mother, upon the instant, laid violent hands
upon feather buster and. leaping into the air,
shook it ostentatiousy. This must BE- stopped
They are intoxicated and are going TO
kill that young one" The lady with
glasses was addressing the crowd The stout
woman had just time TO express firm belief
that the people inside the house were crazy
when some determined man stepped forward
and knocked at the door. The husband and
father responded to the summons 1--WE must
insist that you cease your murderous demon
stration toward yonder child" The determined
men were not disposed to equivocaUe. "Wha-
wha-" The husband and father stood
SpeechleSs and aghast. We have see enough to
convince US that you either Intend TO kill the
baby or scare it out Of its wits. In either event
we demand that you stop at once or surrender
the littls one. " But. gentlemen -" The
husband ard father was getting agitated
Nothing was further from our minds tnan
murder or injury of any sort" The three de-
termined men looked skeptical "What, then,
we're you doing'" I'VE were seeing If we could
inIuce baby TO keep still long enough to get bis
picture taken" Whereat the stout woman and
the lady with glasses who had been looking
over the shoulders OF the determined men, sud
denly recalled their dear ones at home aud de-
parted swiftly in the darkness.