The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1892-12-22
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root sitls bsre toihips ,lse TO mary.
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hcrmss bB. gips you 10 the Kitchen issi
tislif Maid dunno. mum, unless jon
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easily Chsplsisb Il d1pt care . rap
~ tss sra. aud sish sbe'd drop me
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ia % drop you ba, you voa't iuub.e.
Lna5lsdy Il an oiled With 70. ret .,
your leaving ia Mr. Slimdiel. You are
TIE orlt che under this roof that has ever
Hts alied VITA auythibe. then. ms'sm.
"a Sweet tile four yesr old added Thu
Of use 20 Der aFcuiBg petition the other
rigbil ABd please help grandma no, 10
{ ID 20 nncb ~ten the pies get burned.
SCHOOL boy rtoentiy ss,ouuded BIS
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by VI . ioliowips exercise In logic. Mar
rissss is lottery lotteries 10 illegal -er
60, marfisses lie illegal.
Wiaeblddle Id rather be burned TO
death 81 the .tsks than bebsaied CD
dsrsieevs -wbyi W,nDebiddls-A hot
rat is preferable to a cold chop.
--Ias mos, dificnl, part Of being be.
70 i tie tying 10 look as II you didn't
you wtrs one, sn yet not looking
rs ( yea ~ere too laundering cock sure
you nern',.
The Husband You're not economical
The Vile w,lIif you don. cell woman
WIZ saver He' "Ns"Aah ufc"s W. P~7s''
bic second marriage. I'd / ke 70 know
what you think economy isi
wife often think il very strange
thai roar freud Bolton never msrried.
Husband {. Ia GU, Of temper 90, ytu
don't knos bin. Hs's not hall such fol
us bs looks
Good minister That new choir isL'l
filing The church the way though, II
wool Mf. Wor,dlie Well, Whist can
you erpecti You've gots hom.ly tepoi
and N r'iei s'ptsno.
"A noble duke there's only lev OF
us left hiss posted this notice on bis game
prestrve This u to give notice that LORD
Tr spssse do,s Bot mean 10 shoot HIM
self RI any Of bis tenants uulii the four.
tee, Of September |,
Mrs. Srsich (slo priies herself on
hes knoslsdge Of au) To what institui
toe do you thiuk Fought to leave my [
pictures wlsa dicf Conscientious artist
To iae sly ium for the bltnd.
Little boy Sisb could o off and
discover a couotry. Pond father - DO q
yon. nv boyl Add why2 Little boy II :
thibs tud be a good deal moro fun ssilip
rorba thsu si'tiu in school sn study 10
bout So' other, discovered.
~ class in grammar Was reciting. and
one II the younger boys WAS asked TO com
pare s,nh He began ,hougbtfully. Sick,
psnsea vi lie bis brain struggled With tie
problem. then dashed iriumphantiy.
SICK wone, dead, ~
--Joln1y sail lhs minister severely, do n
you knos = acre little boys who swim on =
Suadsw sog Oh, most any place vtere
they SIT, likely /, he msoy winmiu PISS
sic, w,s J1hnnys reply. ~ ~
Foresight: Mis- Filth (sged siI) 81 !
NJ 81 ma. hey Say tbe Gibbes bsvs come
INTO whole lot Of money. Ella Stanford n
ssys tley are real common and vulesr, nj
! think We had better be very nice TO them ~
:. there are too boys IN The family about No
my age, and when grow up consisting "
m Oh. come Of il you ktov. 70
mir JolIiboy: Well. l must Say that
college does boy great deal Of good. -
Mr. sakssalive; IL tbsssoi Nj. j.: Yes
Ny ssu came home for thsnkssiving. snd
BET "a bettins on football snd play ing {
poi the youue rascal won enough to
keer him 10 poke, money for : ysss.
= Have We any specisl reason 10 give
lhsnks? asked Mrs. Boneset - her bun
band packed bis surgical case on Thanks, n,
siviug day. We have replied the doctor,
putliDg 10 On extra roll Of plsstef; ",
hould be thankful for the invention Of
ootbslL N
- fhe sir.reer- uish 10 submit for "
pplicsiion . few verses I ju,t dashed of !.
be Editor Whst's the sui jecli The .'
Granger My hesrs Psssionsts Psnts. M,
be editor = Ny friend. this Is not geo irs
nd hand clothing store. Take your /.
carts garments elsewhere -
We weot skating on Christmas day. ]
fied bard 10 r. { BIN 10 propose but there
se sst. ard ,tGpeb lie say | knew What , 4.
is w@ ihillirF q. be ju,t remsined sii
en- sp,il Ltsptn sn idea. What va III
y dug my sk,,.s Nth sous force into
hs prety saiiace snd ssled Lin 10 no, no'
CO how cay j. vas 70 break the Ice. -,
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