The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-05-15
HAPPENINGS HEREAB0UTS.
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CATCH the early fly and roast him.
TEE dentist does tooth things at once.
A NEGLECTED opportunity never gets over it.
WOMEN do not hate men, bnt they ought to.
A SALT LAKE lady recently made twenty-six
calls in one day.
FURNITURE and refrigerators new and cheap
ct Barratt Bros
A. CLAYTON, HERALD agent at Coyote, is in
town on business.
ORDER your spring suit of Provo mills oheviot
al Cutler s, SO Main
WATER services put in by Midgey & Sons Co.
Prices lowest in town.
THERE is woman in Salt Lake who has read
the Old Testament ten times
DEFECTIVE plumbing remedied by Midgley &
Sons co. 1875 East Second South.
SOME men buy umbrellas, some men achieve
them, and some get wet and swear.
INSURE in the Home Fire OF Utah H. J.
C1Gnt & Co., agents. GO, Main street.
NEVER place so much confidence in your min
lister as to sleep during the sermon.
A CORN is something which is pretty hard to
get used 10, but still il grows on you.
II YOU want to save time and money, get your
plumbing done at Midgley s. Sons Co.
ALWAYS get at estimate on your plumbing
from Midgley & Sons Co., l3o East Second
South
Is there any Salt Lake merchant brave
enough at this season to advertise for girl
clerks?
GET your plumbing done at Midgley & Sons
Co.. and save % per cent. by having the work
done right
GET your plumbing repairs done at Midgley
& Sons Co. Satisfaction guaranteed. l35 East
Second South.
A MARRIED women in Salt Lake does not
care what her husband does, ifhe is careful not
10 catch cold.
and choice goods go 10 the Eclipse grocery -
East First South.
THREE wash days in succession: Body wash
ing Saturday, soul washing Sunday, and clothes
washing Monday.
SYKES DRUG company. The new drug store,
east of the theater, on the corner. Try a glass
of our soda after the theater.
SALT LAKE ladies are anxiously looking for
the DAYS when they won't have to spend hall
their time wiping their children's noses.
DON'T fail to attend the Temple of Honor hall
tonight and hear P NJ. w. q. George Irwin oil
Alleghany, Pa He is a pleasing talker.
MARRIAGE licenses were granted yesterday
10 julius Doeuler and Carrie Gieresch, Johna
than Matley and Elizabeth A. Latham.
ALL persons having banking, brokerage,
real estate or notarial work should call on B.
h Schettler at 90 South Main street.
49, SALT LAKE man who has been buying fur
nittsre for his expected married life got a lot o
il at Secondhand, including high chair
THERE axe some model husbands in this city
We have heard of one who dresses four chill
dren while his Sife gets breakfast every morn
ing.
TIE Morgan hotel IS the most popular hos
terry in salt Lake. Everything new, clean
-7.ar-, on - n -
day.
Cor oNEI KELLY found it necessary yester
DAP 10 resort 10 force in order to subdue an OBJ
streperous fellow whom he had discharged, AM
he made a neat job Of IL.
lions Savings bank at commencement wa
called "1he Little Bank" To-day it is tn
largest savings bank in Utah with deposits
greater than all others combined.
TIE Coop Furniture company are sellin
carpets at special low prices. They have
large and beautiful assortment OF the lates
styles. Call and see their bargains.
A DRUNKEN woman made her way into hal
in the building over Vests butcher shop, Of
State street last evening ana set up such
terrific bowling that fully nifty men rushed u
the stairs TO see who was being murdered.
COMMERCIAL avenue is the second avenu
leading of Commercial street. Culmer Bros
are located on Commercial avenue. Qualit
considered, We claim our prices the lowest i
the city.
THE Juniata Mandolin club under the diret
l.. ion OF Richard J. Carpenter, will give a cor
cert in the new opera house at Nephi, May Q
by request Of the music lovers in that place
The members of the club are thinking OF max
ing a circuit OF the territory in a short time.
THE George w. Childs party is expected t
arrive tomorrow noon on the Rio Grande Yves
ern The mayor OF the city with represent;
tives from the Typographical union and Pres
club will meet them ana az p. 10. public re
ception viii be given at Union hall on Marke
street.
OBSERVER SALIsBURH's report for yestel
DAVIS temperature is as follows: At5:30 a. n
Salt Lake, 80; Baker CITY, 40; Cheyenne, *
Denver. 81; Helena, AZ; Miles City, y; dontros
90 Al pm-Salt Lake, 81; Bingham, 4
Ogden Sc; Logan. 60, Park City, AZ; Prov
IS; Stockton, 43.
THE regular monthly meeting of the Sa
Lake County Women's Suffrage associate
will be held in the Thirteenth Ward Assemb
room on Tuesday, the 18th. at p. m. 1t is pa
1icularly requested that all members be pre-
ent. The public are cordially invited. c.
r. Wells, Secretary.
THE Tuscarora Democrats of Salt Lab
county yesterday afternoon held conventio
and elected sixty delegates to represent III;
faction at the territorial convention, called
meet in this city Saturday, May p, for the pu
pose of selecting delegates for admission TO Il
Democratic National Convention.
ABOUT twenty OF the university students, e.
corted by Professor Montgomery. spent q
past two days visiting the shelters south Of Il
tended many courtesies to the class. who a
preciated fully the opportunities for practic
study of the extraction OF the precious metal
THE fight between Williams and Ian,
promises to be one of the most iereely contestt
feats of pugilism ever seen in this cit
Williams, having long arms and a long driv
proposes TO use EitZSimmons tactics, b
Lange's agility at following lead with a TT
Inendous blow. viii make these tactics We
dangerous and liable to end in a knockout bio
THE funeral services of the late Jack G
rner Will be held at his residence on the ca
berch to-day at O'Clock. 1t is a long tin
since the death Of a Salt Laker has or
ated such widespread CONNECT throughout Il
great west. and il is said there will be repr
sentatives from nearly every western state al
territory present to-day TO pay the last r