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River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-11-24
Not Rightly named

First Boy-what sort o birds is those?
Second Boy-Those are chimney swal-
lows
First Boy-Get outl Their mouths
amt half big 'nough. don't believe
they can swallow any thing bigger than
hieA-Cood News
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-11-24

''These apple dumplings of yours.
Lobelia," said Mr. McSwat heartily,
sin their way are little ahead of ary-
thing I've seen. You have no objfc-
tions TO my putting one of them in my
pocket and taking it down to the Of
fee. have you?"
Certainly not, Billiger," replied Mrs.
McSwat, 81 am glad they please you,
dear"
..Now, then" muttered Mr.. McSwat.
savagely.as he walked downtown with
his hand in his right overeoat pocket,
I'D Just like TO see that everlasting
crcok-legged. snub-nosed dog in the
next block run out and snap at me
again!r-Chicago Tribune
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-11-24
On nanrernns Ground.

Cholly-rm awfully sorry 1 let that
girl kiss me.
Chappie-Why?
Cholly-She may think that thought
that she meant something by it
Brooklyn Life.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-11-24

Grooming is permissible 10 the rheumatic.
But the groans will on cease when they
taRe HO stetter Stomach Bilters, which re
lieves the agonizing nIalady with gratifying
rompi tuda. Indigestion. constipation,
malar.al ailments, sick headache, b lous
ness, nervousness and a lack of phy steal
stamina, are among tie aim overcome
by this comprehen we remedy.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-11-24

He SAYS trouble made his hair come
out"
81 don't believe it.
.Oh, it'sso He had trouble with his
wife."-Jury.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-11-24
Doesn't Last Long.

Mira Gotham-The paper sa-- an In
diana state board is trying to prevent
the marriage of idiots
Mr.. Gotham-What nonsensei They
saOn get over it-N. I. Weekly.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-11-24

John. is the cistern full?"
at rained all night. and it's runni ng
over"
Then write on all the bills-of-fare
nothing but distilled water used in this
hotel Puck
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-11-24

II is our earnest desire to impress upon
the minds of tue public the superiority OF
the service offered BY the Wisconsin Cen
trial Lines To Milwaukee, Chicago and all
points East and South Two fast trains
leave St Paul. Minneapolis and Duluth
daily, equipped with Pullman Vestibuled
Drawing Room Sleepers, Dining Cars and
Coaches of the latest des gn. Its Dining
Car Service is unsurpassed. which accounts,
10 great degree, for the popularity OF this
line The Wisconsin Central Lines, in con
nection with Northern Pacific K r, is the
only line from Pacific Coast points over
which both Pullman Vestibuled, first class,
and Pullman Tourist Cars are operated via
ST Paul without change TO Chicago
Pamphlets giving valuable information
can be obtained free upon application tc
YOUR nearest ticket agent, or JAS. c. PoNp,
General Passenger and Ticket Agent, Chi
eagO. Ill
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-11-24
Anxious to Learn.

Anxious TO Learn.
Little Boy-Mamma, may / study
history?
Mamma-In good time.
'sBut don't want to wait"
''Why are you so impatient?'
II heard the teacher tell tn history
class that the old Romans nad stone
circus posters, and one of 'em had been
found. | want to know wot it had on"
&c God News
A Remarkable Combinations of Comfort
and Luxury.
A noted sportsman and traveller also con-
ne ted with the Smithsonian Institute, re-
Gently visiting in Dakota and Montana,
ment of the North y estern Limited Yes
tibuled Train from st. Paul to Chicago:
CHICAGO, Oct %, ls92-
Il reached Chicago this morning on
time via The Northwestern Line and
feel that word is due with respect to~ths
superb equipment on their Limited
Their Conn., artment Sleepers are GER
tainly the most remarkable combination OF
comfort and luxury ever put ON y heels,
and every appreciatiye traveller will bless
the genius which has contrived TO make the
journey of life so smooth / certainly do
and Will never forget the enioymen / ex-
perien ed. l felt as il were rolling in
wealth all the way. IL is a grand i'm
provement to have the sucking compa-t
ment independent and apart from tbs
sleeper, and am sure that the managers Of
hat line will receive the thanks of the
ladies
1t is a great point to gain the good viii
of the ladies'
NEST Ne pasf'-St. Paul Globe.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-11-24

A DOSE in Time Saves Nine OF Hale's
Honey HOrehound aud Tar for Coughs.
Pixies Toothache Drop Cure in one minute
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-11-24

y ! ~
L0ungiu' round. impatient ike,
Waitin' for the time 20 strike
When her pa an mad a'iourn'n'
Leave US thar 70 speak our yearnins.
Send. afore that hour'd come,
DOomsday'd amble in. vumI
But IL lit ~ last, an see
Cider. hick'ry nuts an we
Sittin' thar in sorter thraL.
Just a sayln' nothD' tall.
Ne a-crackin' nuts, IN Sary
Posin' thar Jus Ike q fairy.
50 an hour moped away
'Peared . me more ike = day
Sary now an then'd peek
A. me cross her temptin' cheek
While KEEP the crackin' rut-
Fust finger. then q nut
But / couldn't crack hole IN
That ar fright that he'd my soul In
Might a-kep' on that . way
Mebbe til the iedEment cay
On'y for shat Sary done;
She yanked out q ''pulley-bone"
From her pocket "Jei- says she
Take a holt IN pail with ne
One that gifts Tie shortest splIh.er
Marries fest. By rule O. Ginter"
WAL! I sorter muster'd pluck
An a-holt Of IL I tuck.
Drawec M breath an peep'd turn
At them heavenly eyes o. her'n.
Then 1 hO.lered: let 'er go.'
An we snapped the thing, an 10!
When We matched 'm-nO deceivin'-
Dern'd ef they warR't 'zactly even
''Sary," says I. with q wink,
That thar Ginter rule. think,
Sartiles our weidin' day
Purity nigh together, ehf
What's yer notion bout the thing?~
Jinksi II you & s-seeu her fling
Her purportious on my weskit
You'd a-said she's glad % resk t.
Then I got 50 full o. hanks
See md they s0rter come in hanks;
And espesh ually senoe
I've be-ta fhankin' Proverdence
That when turkeys war designed.
Al the parts together fined.
Thar WIZ tlulc 81 give attention
70 that pulIrs Zone" invention
-Waie Whipple. in Once . Week.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-11-24

Do NOT ask fugitive how he "comes on. 4"
Ask him how he Is ''gJing off.''-Dallss
News
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-11-24

THE reason that rich men have so many
friends is because they are capital fellows
-aOche ter Democrat
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-11-24

THE burglar doesn't care anything about
going through your house. he is satisfied
with the haul -Elmira Gazette
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-11-24

WE win give 500 reward for any case of
catarrh that cannot be cured with Halls
I rrh Cure T. ken internally.
F. j. CHENEY a. Co, Proprs. Toledo, o.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-11-24

harmless. It regulates and promotes all the
proper functions of womanhood, improves
digestion, enriches the blood, dispels aches
and pains, brings refreshing sleep, and re-
stores health and vigor For every 8 female
complaint and disturbance, it is the only
remedy so sure and unfailing that 1t can be
guaranteed.
If it doesn't benefit or cure, you have your
money back
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-11-24

IT is a strange paradox that fast colors
are colors that will not run--Boston Tran
scrlpt
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-11-24
Poor aud worthy.

''RaStus. do you know OF any poor
and worthy woman to whom can send
a turkey this ThanksFiving?T
s'Yath. Mars George"
s'Who Is she?'
''My wife. Mars George. Shes pow.
erful poor. m monstrous worthy. sah-r
-Harper's Bazaar.
The man who lets his wife split ali
the wood NAV mean well. but he
shouldn't be allowed to do all the talk
ing ut prayer-meeting. Horn.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-11-24
SUNSHINE

The cucumber does its best fighting after
It is dOwn.-Texas Siftings.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-11-24
In OIden Times

WHAT value lost is my peace of mind. -
That's strange, TOO. You've such y small
,iece "-Harper's Bazaar
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-11-24
Where, Indeed .

Mr.. Squeers-Maria. dear, won't you
please find button for my coat?
Mrs. Squeers-Jacob, l shall refuse to
be made slave Of Where is the but
ton / sewed on there six months ago?-
Chicago News Record.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-11-24
Remarkable Combination of Comfort


COLD contracts That's why your pocket
book is small when you have coaled M
foc the winuer-Dauville Breeze.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-11-24
FORGING AHEAD.

Our sales for the past week of
stCHARTER OAK" STOVES AND RANGES
have been unprecedented. The Char
ter Oak has been forging ahead every
day of the forty years that it has
been on the market.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-11-24
No Wonder Thex Groan.

LACOxIc PRoPosAI. "COokl" Yes. I"
''Pianof' mo" mine ''-Fhegende Blat
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-11-24

I Is only a week
TO Thanks Civ
ing said Hettie
Brown TO her
self one morn
ing, as she
looked out of
her little white
curtained win
q Ow at TIL Q
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-11-24

Nest stove dealers keep them. II yours
does not, write direct to manufacturers.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-11-24
THE "PuLLsY-soNz."

HAT Thanksgivin'
day ! went
Down 70 Deacon
brown :. intent
Not 50 much on
turkey stui
As ia eOaxin narve
enough
To submit % Sary
Ann
Somethin' that I
swan 10 man.
Loved for mors'n .
year prepared me,
B1t the p0ppin Of
il scared me.
Wall We ct the
anwaI meal,
Saw the after-hours
steal
Down the track O.
day an set
Whar the elves o
twilight met
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1892-07-12
BeEpAN'S lRON.DlAD DESTROYER.
Two Pa.nnts Granted for Device for Firing
and for Shell.

WAsnrSsroS, July ll.~-on the receipt
of a favorable report Of Messrs. Cramp
Sons on the Bertan iron-clad destroyer
with a proposition TO construct one ana
give a guarantee that it will ill the condi-
ton provided for in the bill now before
Congress- the chairman of the coast defence
committee in the Senate and the chairman
of the cl,mmittee on naval affairs IN the
House Of Representatives requested the
secretarv of the interior to have Gen. Ber-
dams application for patent made special.
bn July two patents were issued on the
Ber,lan destroyer. one covers the devices
employed for firing shell into the hold of
a ship below her armor plating when the
bytraIlic buffer or ram is in contract with
the shin hv which short and uniform dis
,ance for firing through the water and the
lodging of the she'll into the hold of the
shin is secured under all circumstance
The other patent is for shell so con-
structed AS to allow gas to pass the shell To
force ont the tampon employed to Keep the
water oalt of the gun and to prevent the AIR.
when compressed by the she'll, from expands
Ing the rauzzle of the gun; also for time
fuse so constructed as to delay the explos-
ion twenty minutes if desired. in order to
allow tn, officers and crew to leave the
ship before the explosion takes place. The
she'll contains 400 pounds of wet gun cotton
which is claimed TO be sufficient, when e1-
plo.ied inside of the ship, to destroy all the
bulkheals and thereby cause the ship to
sink at once,
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1892-07-12
BRIGHT OUTLOOK IN MEXICO.
Primaries Returns Insure the Re election Of
Gen. Diaz.

MEx,co. July 1.-THE primary cleo
tons having insured the reelection of
President Diaz great confidence in the
future is now felt by bankers and mer-
chants. The election also gives satisfac-
,ion to the farming class. and there is
a steady increase in the amount
of land being taken for new
coffee aud tobacco plantations. Ex-
portation remains steady. and will in
crease as new plantations are started to
meet the large foreign demand. 1t is re
ported that new agricultural and mortgage
bank will be started in Monterey City.
which has largely increased in population
since il became thriving railway centre.
Money remains firm, with no abatement in
the rate of discount, which is from to
per cent. There is n better demand for
foreign exchange.
Several large mining companies and new
reduction works have been organized here
with native capital. Everybody feels that
the country has four years more of pros
perity before it, and firm government.
Even large landed propretors opposed to
the policy of the Liberal party. have made
M opposition 10 the reelection of Gen.
Diaz. believing that stability in sdministra-
tion was more important than change of
rulers.
A large quantity of American maize con-
tinues to be imported and spectators who
had been boarding corn have been com
PEELED to throw their stock on the market.
A good deal of it is said to be spoiled, bat
there is no sympathy for these persons who
have tried to make profit out Of the great
needs Of the people. Spectators in grain
will hereafter be very cautious. a. Ameri-
can grain is now shown to be easily and
speedily obtained. Custom house receipts
in June were 81 l.57l, 1913. The Bank Of
London and Mexico has declared half
yearly dividend of 10 per cent.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1892-07-12
THEY ARE REALLY GLAD


Hugh o'ponnell, the unalspased exeeu'
tive of Homestead, said to-day; II wish
the fact carried to every friend of ours IN
the land that We are really glad the troops
are coming. The militia relieves us Of the
heavily, and We gladly give over 10 them
the preservation of order and the protection
of Carnegie property.
"Will not the mex, step be the bringing
in of Pinkertons and non-anion workmense
1--WE have not come TO that yet, II is a
long way in the future. | do not think IT
will be healthy climate for the rinkertons
for some months 10 come. That question
is not To be decided nov, Every one of
our men will put on his Sunday clothes aud
come down TO do honor to the military
power of the state Ii will be one of the
most pleasant and popular receptions ever
seen in Homestead"
But yon know il is said that 400 Pink
ertons arr massed in different points within
two hours ride of Homestead" !"
The Pnkerion force coming here would
be an Illegal attack On our town. II they
attempt to come here the militia will dis
arm and send them away, and if they do
not, very probably some of our people
will"
"llow about non.union workmen in the
Mills"
MIR. o'Donnell laughed "Non-upion
men are not got So easy you may think.
That is a question not for this summer. but
next. We are not Worrying. All we are
thinking about now is the best way TO wei,
come the Pennsylvania militia TO town.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1892-07-12
EASTERN YACHT CLUB
Enjoying Themselves on Their Annual Cruise
TO Bar Harbor.

Boorin,r iFsgn"E, July ll.-Thc
Eastern Yacht Club. On its annual cruise.
arrived here At 30 to-day bound for Bar
ii5rhnr They are the yachts uenone.
1 apt T., W. Well, Portland. with guests
v H. Peabody AMI W. g. GrcnnelI Yacht
Waywo0d on boar, David Dears and W.
:. Peel. schooner Marguerite. cruising
ith the Eastern Yacht Club. Il. s. Palmer.
owner, guests. 4. g. Norris J Burden and
pr, L. Greenleat from Portland; :;
schooner Constellation from Boston B.
thayer owner: schooner America from
Narhlehead, cruising with the Yacht club.
tu1 guests ON board, tien. BENZ f. Butler
ten. j b. kinsman. +. l.. Washburn and
j {. NJ Baglcy; yacht Fortuna from
Mirhlehead. Capt. H. Newcomh. H. Il.
ioyey owner, and guests, II. Burnham,
VIM. Stackpole and Walter Dabney: Yacht
Gitana Capt J. :. Tay ior. W. A. Weld
owner and j. Lindsey, guest; yacht Bah
boon, Capt. Carl T. Hansen. e. \. Goddard
ow ner and three guests yacht Bayader,
Capt. j. X. Gray. T. Watson Merrill
nW ner and guests II, C. Butcher, Chas. $.
Barter: Yacht tIarpoon, from Cohasset, e..
g. and h, f. Adams. owners and one
gtest; yacht Triton, Charles X. Holman.
owner. guests. j. Parsons and Chas. Ron
let; yacht Dorothy. Portland Walter
Woo'iman, owner, and three guests.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1892-07-12
WALES DOFFS MOURNING.
He wants to Take Cruise on Warship-The
Ministers May Not Allow.

LosnoN, July ll.--Fiye years ago the
Prince bf Wales started a stud farm at
Woiyerton, for the purpose of improving
the breed of haeknevs and hunters, and
has sine spent a lot of money upon it.
Yesterday he held his first biennial sales.
and there was a grea, gathering of aristo-
cratic BUYERS, deswte the distractions of a
general election. The Duke of Portland
bought several horses on behalf of the
Queen, and the sale realized altogether
fi6 .00:;, a SUM of which was not large con-
slderina the number and quality of the
animals sold.
The Prince of Wales is spending good
deal of money III extending, altering and
heautify ing his so-calleti bachelors cottage
at Sandringham, which is to be the Norfolk
residence of the Duke of York, otherwise
quite large enough for any young married
couple.
The prince is gradually putting OF his
mourning and he is now accepting invita-
tions to line out with friends. He would
like to go on cruise in the autumn with
the Duke of York, who is now in command
of the crtiser MeIambus, but it is not likely
the ministers will allow him To do SO. War
SHIPS nave bttH kHbN u 10 lbbiiiti ~ sNA
ere now and if II. NJ. $. Melambus should
go down with the Prince of Wales and
Duke OF York aboard the unpopular Fifes
would et,ne to the throne of England. The
average loyal Englshman never ceases to
think of such possibility.
The Prince of Wales may he asked to
arbitrate upon a curious dispute which has
arisen b4.lween two royal pretenders, Don,
Carlos and the Comte de Paris. The lat
ter, it seems, has had the impudence to
assume the armorial bearings of the House
of bourbon, of which Don Carlos is head.
without label, denoting that nc belongs
to Junior branch. The count, on being
demonstrated with through mutual friend,
Lord Ashhurnham, has declined to enter
into correspondence ON the subject with
the Don, and 81 the matter stands. NJ
present nobody worries about the dispute
as neither pretender is likely ever TO win
throne.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1892-07-12
IN THE HOUSE.
$3.50 900 ior Publishing The Eleventh Census
Winding Up Appropriation Bills.

WAsHi>GToS. July ll.-In the House
the Speaker appointed Herbert, Lawson Of
Virginia and Dolliver as conferees on the
naval appropriation bill. Wheeler. Ala
hama submitted the conference report on
the military academy appropriation bill.
Agreed to. On motion of Bentiy. New
York, bill was passed, appropriating $3.50
900 for publication of the lth census.
The floor was then accorded to the com
mittee on District of Columbia. Dockery
of Missouri presented disagrceing report
on District of Columbia appropriation bill.
The report was agreed to and further
conference ordered.
Outhwai of Ohio presented a disagree
ing report on the army appropriation bill.
The point of contention is the Senate
amendment striking ont the proyiso that no
money be used for army transportation over
non-bonded railroads controlled by the
Union Pacific and Southern Pacific Rail
road Companies. Mitchell of Wisconsin
moved that the House recede from its dis
agreement to the amendment. Motion lost.
The House insisted on its disagreement. and
further conference was ordered. The
House then adjourned.
Daily Kennebec journal. [microfilm reel] (Augusta, Me.) 1870-1975, 1892-07-12
ALL QUIET.
People Preparing to Give the Troops Grand
Reception on their Arrival.

Immediately after the adjournment of
this afternoons mass meeting Burgess Me-
iuekic issued a proclamation warning all
persons not having important business in
Homestead at this time, To remain away
from the town; that all strangers within
the town will be strictly accounta-
bic for their conduct, and will he
dealt with IN a manner warranted by the
gravity of the situation; demanding that
citizens of the borough assist To maintain
order and quiet by themselves refraining
from yiolcn, talking and unnecessarily an
sembling in public places, AMI by restrain
ing all others 10 obey the officers of the
borough; enjoining women and children to
remain off th. streets. especially during the
prevalence of unusual excitement; and
ordering all saloons in the borough to re
main closed until further orders.
I'VE intend To see these orders obeyed,"
said Burgess McLuckie. Especial police
in sufficient numbers will be appointed for
this purpose, nscemly manifestations
will be suppressed"
The advent of the militia has given rise
to countless runors that strikers recognize
defeat inevitable and are preparing to az
cedc to the terms Of the company. All
these reports are denied by the leaders
and it announced that is 10 he a war to the
end. Much comment was occasioucd
by the statement of Manager Frick in an
interview today. that thrce-foUrths of the
strikers would have accepted the terms of
the company bnt for the aggressive conduct
of the obstreperous minority, and now that
the militia il ordered ont, he expected n
great ma jority of the strikers would return
to work under the protection of the troops.
This assertion aroused the strikers TO u
state of Indignation. A meeting of 800
mechanical employees this afternoon adopted
a resolution declaring that the men would
never return until the company conceded
every demand of the Amalgama,ed Associ-
alton.
At u late hour tonight perfect peace and
order prevailed at Homestead. The streets
are almost deserted. bnc reason for this
is that most of the population retired early
to be up by sunrise tomorrow to participate
in the reception to the militia who are ex.
pecte,l TO march into the city at that time,
A committee representing Mr. McLuckie
and the advisory committee tonight were
in telegraphe communication with Gen.
Snowdcn so as to ascertain the exact hour
at which the militia may he expected To-
morrow. They informed Gen. SnowdeD of
the action of todays mass meeting AMI
stated that the information is desired that
the reception may be timed with the arrival
of the troops.
A report is in circulation that an attempt
to install non-union workmen in the Home.
stead mills will be followed by general
strike of union men in all the other Carne-
Al A.