The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1892-01-05
A CHANCE FOR THE GIRLS.
Leap Year Right Hero and the
Following in the Market.


Following in the Market.
According to the old time custom,
this year being leap year, it is per-
missable for the ladies to make their
matrimonial proposals to the gentle
men, IN good faith. The BAzoo, ever
on the alert to help the ladies, has
arranged . few of the matrimonial
prizes which may be contested for,
and here they are:
w. II. Courtney-A brunette gen.
tleman, aged about 81. proprietor and
owner of a large shoe store, which is
warranted to keep a No. 8 shoe which
will fit q seven foot woman, q fair
bank account and a great talker.
Thomas Mitchum-The efficient
county clerk, a slightly strawberry
blonde. aged 80, partial to blue suits,
has an eye to business and the main
chsnce-is said to be mortgaged, but
ask him and he will write the answer
down for you.
Will Guenther-One of the firm of
Guenther Bros. . beautiful blonde,
only 25, but well suited to ornament
the bald headed row at the Opera
house on an occasion like-the angel
tableaux. He however, is . catch,
and al the girls say so, even though
it is stated he has been badly crippled
by . Carr.
Col. T. P. Hoy-Now girls here il
q Oh ,nce, handsome, courtly, an At
torney of note, q friend to the widows
and orphans, warranted not to carry
q latch key and has massive shoulder
which has "lean" written on it
somebody should bring him t, "taw"
at once-it may be said that he has
already been brought to time.
T. T. Abell-A blonde son of Aes-
cularius--that is nature cast him for
q blonde, but time has put silver
among the gold, q good tempered
gentleman with fine bank account,
would make a good husband tor a
widow with not more than three chill.
dren.
B. F. Meyer-A gentle refined dis
position, one of the firm OF Meyer
Bro, dark hair and eyes and would
make an excellent husband for q
blonde lady aged about % and with
an avoirdupois of about 165 pounds.
w. C. Overstreet-A handsome
blonde physician, with keen sense
of humor and . genial laugh that
would make anybody we'll to only
hear it, we'll to do, would make .
splendid husband for a lady that
didn't mind being left alone At nights.
DR.. Baer-A sweet dentist with
hyperion curls, . great favorite with
the boys and can be depended upon to
get up in the morning to make the
fires, should he conclude to say yes.
Billy Brown-A dark eyed hand
some young man, occupies the posi-
ton Of clerk at Sicher's hotel, and
would make q husband that would be
handy to find 365 days in the year.
A medium grade blonde style Of girl
would suit him best.
w. H. Hogg-A good locker, gen.
tlemsnly, courteous, just right to kiss
without getting on . ladder, holds an
excellent position with the Missouri
Pacific railway. A brunette with .
good figure and . fair voice would
about gil his dreams Of Q wife.
G. l. Wilson "A young member Of
the legal fraternity, with . good bank
account, good looking, wears specta-
cles, but could Gee without them to
read the name on . soothing syrup
bottle make . fine husband
for any body.
Boone Dodge-A dark eyed, dark
haired bachelor of 26 talks . great
deal about getting married and may
be spoken for. He would make .
6rst rate husband for . medium sized
brown haired girl with . will of her
own.
T. 81. Kehoe-A good looking
bachelor, . little battered but still in
the ring, has . fondness for red neck
ties, striped coats, stage beauties and
such Tom foOlery. but would make
some healthy widow or maid q hus-
band that would be away up in G. IS
a hen peckee.
r H Wiliett-is trusted employee
of the Missouri Pacific T .ilway, has &
fondness for long nighties and reads
S.nskrit without q dictionary, 10 good
looking and would make an ideal
husband for a girl Of flesh as we'll ~
spirit.
George Hoffman, young man Of
good principles. but rather runs too
much to whiskers to make Q very good
hush,nd-he should shaw, and then
strike out.