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Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1892-01-06

This Is the great problem of life which
few satisfactorily solve. Some fall be-
cause Of poor health, others want OF
luck, but the majority from deficient
grit-want Of nerve They are nervous.
frresolute, changeabie, easily get the
blues snd ''take the spirits down to keep
the spirits up" thus wasting money,
time. opportunity and nerve force.
There is nothing like the Restorative
Nervine, discovered by the great spec
list, DR.. Miles, TO cure all nervous dis
ease of headache, the blues, nervous
prostration, sleepiessness. neuralgia, St.
Vitus dance, fts. and hYsteria- Trial
bottles and fine book of testimonials free
NJ the City Drug store
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1892-01-06
Rucalle criilcl.m.

Farmers who have entered the sere and
yellow leaf period of life have a quaint
way Of paying q compliment For in.
stance. two Buffalo women vocalists took
part in recent entertainment in q west,
ern New York town. After the show
some of the grayheads were discussing
the merits of the people, when one Of
them was overheard to say well, by
goll, that gal that stood next to
the teller with the big stummick,
she was purity good lookin', and
could sing. but Pm burned If she had the
spice of that ere other high scrsecher.
Buffalo Courier
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1892-01-06

A Sunday school teacher while explain.
fng a chapter in Genesis TO class Of boys
asked:
"Why did Ham laugh at his father,
Noah?"
Because Noah was drunk
"You would not laugh at your father,
IL he were to come home drunk, would
your"
III never get much Of "A chance He
comes home so late that I'm always
asleep. Texas Siftings.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1892-01-06
Her own FauIt.

How true it is that none of us ever for
see the results Of even our slightest
actions!
Mrs. Suburb was in trouble with her
washerwoman. why can't you come
and work for me tomorrow as usual? ?"
she inquired.
"'Causs I've got ter stay at home an
mend the childers' clothes--thats why.
And it's your own fault, too.
My fault How can that be2"
Well, what business had We to go an
put barbed wire fence round your
apple orchard, should like to know2"-
Good News.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1892-01-06

A young married lady of North Main
street saw book with the suspicious
title Unveiled" lying on news stand,
and ON the assurance of a friend that
it was real improper book she promptly
bought it. Imagine her disappointed sur
prise when she reached home, cut the
leaves, and settled herself in an easy chair
for real feast, to find that it was a
treatise by some New York doctor on the
proper treatment of bronchitis and
whooping cough. Springfield Home
stead.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1892-01-06
Beat Them All.

The conversation turned upon aged
people.
My grandfather, said Gilhooly, died
at the age of o."
My grandmother was 103 when she
died. remarked Hostetter McGinnis.
~And in my family, put in Gus De
Smith. not to be outdone In Boosting. "ara
several who are not dead yet. ="
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1892-01-06
what sh. Thought.

IL was IL. 80 p. m. and the clock marked
the half hour with sharp bang.
The young man looked hastily around
The girl YEARLY.
@Oh, he said, with short laugh, "it
almost startled me-"
u beg your pardon, said the girl.
1T almost startled me, he repeated
politely.
"Oh, excuse me, " she apologized. ~
thought you said it almost started you. :"
He got out during the next ten minutes.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1892-01-06

sharp dealer, even &C "cut prfcesn
To prevent this kind Of fraud and imposi-
ton, the genuine guaranteed medicines OF
DIR. r. v. Pierce are now sold only through
oI,c0vs at these long established prices:
Golden Medical Discovery flor the Liver,
Blood, and Lung9, :. *. $LO0-
Favorite Prescription (for woman's weak
nesses and ailmenfs), !. Sl.O0.
Pleasant Pellets lfor the liver, IS cents.
They're the cheapest medicines you can buy
at any price, for you pay only for the good
you oct. They're guaranteed, in every case,
to benefit or cure, or the money is returned.
Beware OF the dilutions limitations, and
substitutes offered by unauthorized dealers
Mt less than above prices.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1892-01-06
one Load =. c.rr,.d AIou..

Mrs. McBride-George, dear, when we
were married, only year ago. you said
| should help you to carry your burdens.
McBride-Yes, love.
Mrs. McBride-Then why didn't you
let me help you yesterday?
McBride-I don't understand you, love.
Mrs. McBride-Why, papa says he saw
you with heavy load on, and you never
let me help you with it.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1892-01-06
nm. old rran Likea por..

Adorer-(anxious TO please the old gen.
tleman)-Has your father any hobby7
Sweet &rl-Yes, he has, and it's such
a funny one. It's dogs.
Adorer-(delightedl-I am somewhat
Of dog fancier myself. Which is his
favorite breed?
Sweet Girl-It changes constantly.
Every I'm time year older he gets
bigger dog.-Good News.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1892-01-06

sits mighty lucky / haven't got my
oowie knife with me, growled the man
with his hands up.
YOU'D stain your soul with murder,
would your" said the facetious road
agent, who was relieving him Of his val
uables.
@No. Treckon not, reioined the other,
but Il was present from friend. I'd
hate ike the dickens to have 10 part
...t C-i..,.,.-.. sg...;i...-.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1892-01-06
VERY ThouahtfuI.

Mrs. Cumso-I wonder why the session
of Congress is arranged TO begin on the
first Monday of December instead of the
first Monday of November
Cumso-The idea was to have nothing
interfere with the enjoyment Of Thanks
giving Day.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1892-01-06

They 90 together
the "cutting - Of
prices, and the sub
stftution Of inferior
goods Sometimes
It's a fraudulent
imitation Of the
genuine article
sometimes it's some
cheap compound
represented as
" just as good ~"
there's prOfit for
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1892-01-06

Here Is some solid food for thought.
heard IL at arecent ball.
lis better 70 be kissed and caught
Than never to be kissed at all.
Pack.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1892-01-06

WANTED.-AKA ACTIVE MAN Tor each
w section Salary e56 a 600. 70 locally
represent successful y. Company incor-
JeWelry. etc.. 20 consumers At cost. Also
Lady or tact. s. larry $40, tc enroll members
Association tered veil ratedl Look Box go
". X. E-l
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1892-01-06

r OST.-A BLACK AND TAN TER
~ RlER. A liberal reward IL returned TO
E. GOLDEN, Annapolis. az
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1892-01-06
Farm for Rent.


A PARLoR MELODEoN. in good condi-
ton. Also a email self-inker PRINTING
PRESS, just the thing for Christmas
gift. viii be sold at a bargain. Apply at
this Office l2lw
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1892-01-06
WANTS. FoR,SALE, &c.

We will insert In this column advertise.
monts of Wants, For Rent, For Sale, Lost
ToWnd, &C., not xceedi "a q four lines. ONE
WEEK, or less. for 30 Cents.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1892-01-06

Tor SALE.-A PERFECT LITTLE
u JEWELL. A PETIT BIJoU UPRIGHT
PIANO, for Seventy -five Do lars
d22 w. l.. PFEIFFER.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1892-01-06

TAKEN UP ASTRY.-A BLACK
Il STERLING with white marks about the
neck The owner can get the same by prov
log property and paying charges, by apr ~ ing
TO DENNIS CLAUDE, Annapolis Neck,
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1892-01-06

Subscribe to the CAPITAL.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1892-01-06

M ANTED "A GOOD DOG FOR A
w pet-preference, black and tsn-Collie
or Setter. None cesired unless young and OF
good breed. .Addr, IS at once, stating terms
B.. Naval Academy. i2I7w
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1892-01-06
ANNAPOLIS Md WEDNESDAY EVENING JANUARY 6, 1892
BETWEEN EARTH AND SKY
a SHOOTS STORY FROM The OILY
TONGUE or AN OIL MAN

Water Barst and Held Suspended
There for Hoars-A Hsppy Rsssas.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1892-01-06

Tor SALE.-A LOT IN EASTPORT
a. improved by new frame dwelling house
Apply 10 JAS. X. BRASHEAkS. LEILA W.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-11-16
(5yHJA UNION
lf Jfss, PACIFIC
sesDSYSTEM.
THB THROUGH CAR LINE.
Effective OCT. 1sh, isos.

7iths Aifus oud Dep1ri at sax Lass CIV
DaGp, foR7lsH
ARRIVE
from ~ Eastern points. ............ s.oca 70
From lutte. Portland and Fan Fran.
.....si,s.,s NiVaA N
From rarh city and cache valley 1870 am
PROM Oh Ya,icrn pointi................. 1870 IN
From Cache valley aud ogden ........ 'ilo . m
iIfOm Milford aud intermediate
points .......... ............... ....toi0la m
From Jush ana Eurota.........,.,... s.iIp To
'Ifom1 cfminus bndTooolc. ........ l0Qp n
DEPART
Tor az eastern poiuts....,.......... sio0 m
Tor Ogden ami intermediate points. Cit0A m
Dor Butte. Portland. san francisco
and Cache valley .................. ioosA m
Tor Cache Valley and PARK city. $50 y m
Tor Enslcrn p,ints and nalffau'
tHuostssssssss s..sssssssstsst ciAQ m
iFor Eureka, Juab hndMnfori....... 7aoA "a
Tor Juab and iniormoi.A,a points. Gasp m
'Ior Toocle and TorminuH .,.........., '''h m
'nhily, sundays excepted.
TRAINS between Jgab and Milford DO no, run
suudnyA
uIY tICttrr orrI-r. .ot VAIN at
y. T. HUXLEY, 0UnL Asa rasssr Dept
t.n. II. cLAnE. Pres. ana Gen Mgr
L. DICKINSON. Asst Gon1 Ngr.
l.. l.. LoAAN, q. l.. a I. Agent.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-11-16

An eastener going west for the first
time will find many of his prceon.
ceived notions Of pronunciation upset.
Butte is not But, but Is sounded like
the first five letters IN beautiful.
IN California the people adhere very
closely 10 the original Spanish pro.
nunciation of names derived from
that tongue. Thus san Jose is "Smn
Ho zay.' There is a San Jose in Iii
nois. wonder how the people who
live there pronounce 1t. Again, Cali
fornia placer is sounded AZ though
written "plasser.' Up in Oregon
the second syllable of Willamette is
strongly accented and the word
sounds like "NVillam.et'
In San Francisco one day / asked q
chance acquaintance who hailed
from Arizona if he had ever been in
Tucson. called il "Tuck .son." lie
said no, but he had frequently visit
ed "Too.son.' Accent the second
syllable strongly, and the last 'o' as
in mot" Spokane is not "Spocain, d
but "Spo-can, with the "a sounded
MS in "cat, and the accent on the
second syllable. Wichita is witch
ee-taw," first syllable accented. And
20 on nd infinitum. - Cor. New York
Tribune.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-11-16

OF adventures on its mighty pillows
More than anything else hc longed for
the excitenents and pcrils of Il whal
ing voyage. Atthe country grocery
or AZ his own fresido when the sub
iect was not forbidden by Aunt Ahi
gail-ho delighted 90 give minute
description " the great industry. al
that time in it's palmiest days.
As he had never seen the sea ~
ship his description probably lacked
what liz known as local color. He
was the first to recognize this fact.
He often ended his most graphic and
stirring recital with sigh. And
when the applause was heaitiest
this was not at his own iireside he
felt constrained to offer an apology.
"Only secon han, you know. Never
see it myself
There came a time when his desire
10 see the great monster with his
own eyes could no longer be resisted,
and he nerycd himself to breach the
matter to his wife
That good woman, product Of the
rock ribbed state Of Vermont. meas
u'ed her husband with hor eyes,
then with her tongue;
You ketch whales"
Not being glib of speech. Uncle
Harry could think Of nothing peril
nent TO say, and the subject wa,
dropped. All day long Aunt Abb
gals keen face wore an uupromisinp
smile. and more than once rs sh,
bent over her churning she might
have been heard 20 muttor, "Whalesl'
At milking time Uncle Harry go
TO the root of the matter:
What Il man needs rs 'ncomage
ment.n
This he repeated several times, a
first plaintively, then with emphasi
the barn was not near the house
II is perhaps needless TO say that tn
necessary encouragement was no
Forthcoming, bur u determined con
viction is not TO be rcprcssed, and be
fore long Uncle Harry was talkinI
whale again with added frmncss O
voice and manner.
Aunt Abigail pooh poohed. but h
was not to bc turned from his pun
pose.
At length Aunt Abigail graspc
this fact; her husband was really g
ing, in spite Of everything she coul
say. This, ouse her own expression
started her, and she said, with tn
conviction born ot ample domcsti
experience;
You won't ketch any-mark m
wordsW
"P'raps sha'n't git u big Lctch.
Uncle Harry admitted, but, hcr
he faced bis wife squnrcly, "II
baound to 20 ef don't kctch but te'
day"-Youth's Companion.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-11-16

A stitch is a sharp, spasmodic pain
in the muscles of the side Ike the
piercing of u needle, and is very apt
10 DO produced If exercise is taken
immediately after hearty meal,
This arises because the nervous
energy necessary for the proper
working OF the muscles in exercise is
engaged in another direction-nnmc
ly, in assisting the digestion of the
food. Anything that intcrferes with
the proper supply of nervous energy
required for exercise, whether it be-
debility or the process Of digestion
or exhaustion arising from over eX
ertion, is apt TO cause this spasmodiC
pain. Brooklyn Eagle.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-11-16

A very nice apple dessert Is made as fol
lows: Peal, core and cut couple OF pounds
OF apples, boil TIL soft IN u little water,
then rub through a sieve; mix some pow.
dered sugar with the juice OF a lemon add
half an ounce Of red gelatin dissolved In a
little water stir into the apples and pour
into mold; when set and cold turn out
and serve with custard or whipped cream.
III red gelatin Is not at hRnd, dissolve the
white In lltiln elnrnt for The Desired color.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-11-16

The last words Of Lord Bacon We're;
"Thy creatures, o Lord! have been
my books, but thy Holy Scriptures
much more. ! have sought thee in
the courts, fields and gardens, but |
found thee, . God! in thy sanctu'
ary-thy temple"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-11-16
BOUND TO GO ANYWAY.

'heie Harry Gould Not lie Dlssuaded by
tho smallness OF the Result.
Uncle Harry had lived all his life
N an inland town of New England.
lie was a farmer, his father and
grandfather before him had been
farmers, but there must have been a
sualn OF old Morse blood in his veins,
ior he loved the sea, and ever since
VS. peyboQd 81 his dreams had been
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-11-16
NERVOUS DEBILITY.

IA D. 0, VESTS NERVE AND BRAIN THEA1nkhf .
lsaha M tiytefA, nlnhsts vie htufslfM Hstdseha
katvous ffoauon eaussd ~ a'ohel q obae99 Massfa
net Mental DsIfeflan AafSnuE of hfau, esusiaf nAsni
IilefJ dtaAy, asait rttwalut od AZ h.ttuatss leu
toi al FsnNs Neatutssss aAgasi hg etsttffth %
lf,la, etc A msutha urstnsat ~ af y, hTnAl We
Gan.htss iritstsate care l.s eitft lof eetss slh "
..S's ~ y i.as.. ll,a1 @. ~ .ss = MAJ sS'''
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-11-16
$500 Reward 7

VIZ will pay the above reward for any cat'
n Liver Compliant, nyspcptia, sick Heh1hchc,
Indigestion, CnnauratQn or Coeuveheeh We
Nhou the dHections arc stricuf complied Win.
They arc purely Nroetatle and never fail 10
VI cents. Ueware u ronnicrtelp And mite.
lions. The genuine sold " JOHNSON, PRATT
Co, % and q MaiH street salt Lake tlig.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-11-16
LITTER FROM TAHITI.
u,.,,oosry Field I'-opened
40 , ne roriJ.twO Years Abandon
meni.

,.,-r,.. Tahiti, Society Islands'
PArhh October 10, 1892.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1892-04-14
How This?

Damascus tp trustees have always enjoyed
an enviable reputation for rendering decis-
ions that were rarely reversed. The fact has
often created comment and people have
wondered why this township possessed so
many men so we'll clothed in ermine. The
cause leaked out Tuesday. 1t seems that a
battered cent was the talisman that figured
in the dishing out of these huge hunks of
justice. This cent has been handed down to
each successive j. P. for half century ard
still remains in the hands of one of the
present incumbents.
When any case had been left in the bowels
of the court, it was then that the old batter
ed coin stepped in and meted out justice, for,
retiring to his cave to weigh the evidence, the
justice merely Tipped the coin. Heads win
and tales lose" was the rule. The justice
then consumed reasonable portion of time
in smoking pipe and returned to the court
room to grayely announce his decision.
The coin ls kept in glass case and is the
property of the township.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1892-04-14
WILL Be BEATEN!
Gloomy Outlook for the G, 0.
P. This Fall.
The Democrats Will Name
Cleveland and Elect Him
Hands Down.
Humiliating Confession of a Promi-
nent Republican.

BALTIMORE, April THE News this
afternoon prints conversation over
heard in the United States Senate
chamber between Senator Hiscock, of
New York, and four Republican pol
iticans from the state who called 10 ask
the Senator to urge President Harrison
and Secretary Foster to remove Demo
Gratis now holding places in the New
York postoffice and custom-house, and
replace them with Republicans.
Gentlemen" said the Senator, ut is
Of no use. / have gone to see both the
President and the Secretary Of the
Treasury about these very matters,
and they will not listen 70 me any
more, and will absolutely do nothing.
The President thinks he has q chance
to capture the mugwump vote by
playing civil service reformed, and
has refused over and over again to al
low him and Mr.. PIatt any moro re
movals. l have talked with him, and
Mr.. Platt has done the same thing, un-
til we are both tired, and | have made
nv last visit to the White House for
the purpose"
"Senator, if something is not done
there is no use to renominating Harri-
son and expecting to carry New York
for him. He is not particularly popu-
lar now, if he refuses what we ask it
will only add to his unpopularity."
"Well, we can't help that" said the
Senator. ave have got to nominate
him whether we want to or not. Blaine
is too sick to take in, Alger's record
shuts him out, Sherman is more un-
popular than Harrison, and we well be
obliged when the convention meets to
renominate him or repudiate the ad-
ministration of the last four years.
"In my candid opinion, it don't
make much difference who we nomi-
nate, he is bound to be beaten. The
Democrats will have to nominate
Cleveland, and the whole country
seems to be going crazy over him, and
he will be elected hands down. Harri-
son is unpopular here and everywhere
else, and Blaine is the only man we
could have any chance of electing, and
it would be a hard squeeze to elect
him. But he is out of the race He il
almost as good as dead now, and II he
were 10 be nominated I don't believe
he would live a year. The disappointed
office-seekers beat Cleveland, If there
were no other reasons they would beat
Harrison. AS long as the present sys
tenn of dispensing patronage lasts the
administration will change every foul
years, and the disappointed seekers viii
do it if nothing else does. There has
been more disappointment, more heart
burning, dissatisfaction over Harrison'i
appointments and those of hissubordi
mates than there has been during any
other administration within my
recollection. He has tried to carry
water on both shoulders and be both 6
civil service reformer and partisan
Republican. No man could be bott
unless he is very great man, anc
even Harrison's warmest admirers have
never accused him of greatness.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1892-04-14
McKinleyism Reduces Wages,

Congressman Cropsy, of Massachus.
etts, made speech on the wool tariff
bill in the House on Wednesday which
embraced pretty decisive answer to
the claim that the Mckinley bill was
passed in the interest of the working
men. Mr.. Crosby produced and read
a list of forty-nine reductionsin in wages
that had been made in manufacturing
establishments in country during the
year 1891, giving the name and place
of the factory and the date and amount
ofthe wage reduction In each case. The
list does not purport to be complete,
and in fact is not anywhere near COM
plete, nor does it give any list of man.
ufacturing establishments that have
been closed altogether during that time.
Twenty-fopr of the wage-reducing
establishments mentioned are in the
iron and steel trade, thirteenth woolens
and worsteds, and the remainder silk,
coal, pottery, etc.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1892-04-14

SENATE-Bills passed: House bills tc
prohibit the use of seines or set nets for
catching fish in the Lewiston reservoir
for five years; to require school examiners
to publish the times and places of teach
ers' examinations in two papers of oppo-
site politics; to amend 4450 and 4454 so
that before county commissioners order
work for ditch the consent of one-third
of the property-owners shall be obtained
HoUsE-Bills introduced: Authorizing
city councils to refund bonds before
maturity; amending Section 1907 so as to
inhabitant of the county the amount to be
paid to agricultural societies; to pay Rep
resentative Rowlen $615expenses incurred
in the contest for his seat. Bills passed:
Senate bill exempting peddlers Of agricul-
tural products of their own from the Rus
sci tax in Cincinnati
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1892-04-14
The Way For a Farmer to Prospe

The Way For a Farmer to Prosper.
Thousands of farmers are "land poor" and
will remain so to the end of their weary
lives. How absurd it is to pile up treasures
in many times more land than can be proper
ly operated. The wise and happy men are
those who are operating small farms to their
full capacity and enjoying life as they go
along. Holding on is a good thing for ones
children or grandchildren but it certainly
keeps many mans nose to the grindstone
continually. The number of acres properly
worked that will insure the old folks good
comfortable living, allowing them to take a
trip or some kind of recreation once every
year or two, and a small surplus over the
costs of educating the children, is the size of
a farm to have. Many men who could easily
be well-to-do, however, prefer to be always
head over heals in debt in order to add more
acres to their already too large holdings.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1892-04-14
When Figs Grow on ThistIes.

We will not be writing advertisements for
the Buckeye Route, which in 1898 will be
the popular line to the Worlds Fair. With
superb trains of palatial coaches, parlor
cars and Pullman sleepers, it is now the
favorite line to Chicago and the Northwest.
If you are going to Toledo, Detroit or any
point in Michigan or Canada you will find
the Buckeye Route the shortest and most
direct line; traversing as it does the great
State of Ohio from the lakes to the Ohio
River. its trains make direct connections for
all points in the South and West and if COR
templating journey in any direction call
on or write agents of @. III. v. q L. Ry.
W. Ii. FISHER, G. p. & T. A.,
I'd Columbns o.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1892-04-14


Mckinley had little lamb
And taxed its fleece so steep,
The farmer found that 1t was he
Was feeced and not the sheep. 81
Mckinley had little bull
That tariffs raise our pay:
But though the taxes went right up,
Wage goes the other way.
Mckinley had little calf
When Campbell climed his frame;
And while he said he would debate,
He wouldn't just the same.
Mckinley had little boom
That in his barnyard grew;
But all this stock so tramped it
That 1t soon died off too.
Plain Dealer.