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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-01
One Question or the Other

One Question or the Other.
The summers the season when idiots
bore you;
Whenever they meet you they want in
formation.
II their question is not sis this hot enough
for you?'
It's "where are you going to spend
your vacation"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-01
Modest Drinking.

Did understand you to say he was
moderate drinker.
| didn't say moderate | said modest,
He never drinks unless some one asks
him. indianapolis Journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-01
Letter from Cyrus w. Field, Jr.
8 EAST 5GTH STREET,
Now NoyL Nov g 1899 I

EAST OUTH STREET.,
New York, May 8, 1881
Several times this winter l have SUI
fered from severe colds on my lungs.
Each time l have applied Allcock's Por-
GUS Plasters, and in every instance have
been quickly relieved by applying one
across my chest and one on my back.
My friends, through my advice, have tried
the experiment and also found it most
successful. | feel that can recommend
them most highly to any one who may
see fit to try them.
CYRUS W. FIELD, JR.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-01
yo, 81 MANY as in New York

A New York policeman is going to Ire
land to take possession of a $2OO,OOO
estate which he has inherited. He will
be ant to be lonesome in Ireland. lie
will not find so many Of his countrymen
there as there are in New York .-Norris-
town Herald.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-01
ss GOA. 600 Gone to Waist.

A Baltimore man has collected figures
which show that the bustles OF this coun-
try cost over $S,OOO.OOO. He must have
gone behind the returns. Eight million
dollars is an immense sum to go TO waist.
-NorristoWn Herald.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-01
On Hand Early.

Road Agent stopping funeral-Hold
up y'r hands. want all TIL money we've
got
Chief Mourner-Bless me! Here's the
undertaker's bill collector already Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-01

The Prohibitionists have ceased nomi-
mating "full" tickets, and now place
"complete" tickets in the field. The
change is suggestive. -Pittsburg Chronicle
telegraph.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-01
Miles Nerve q Liver pills.

Act on new principle--regulating the
liver, stomach and bowels through the
nerves. A new discovery. DR.. Miles
Pills speedily cure biliousness, bad taste,
torpid liver, piles, constipation: I'm
equalled for men, women, children.
Smallest, mildest, surestl so doses, 20 cts.
Samples Free at A. @. Ireland's.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-01
MANHOOD RESTORED,


Father suppose you're glad vacation
is so near.
Donald don't know cause the quick
er it gets here, the sooner it will be over.
-HGrper's Young People.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-01
Fsmcl.Ien,s Arnica Salve.

The hest Salve in the world tor cuts,
cruises, sores, ulCerJ, salt rleu!n, lever
sores, letter, chapped bands, chilblslns
corns, and all skin efuptions, and posi-
lively cures piles, or 10 pay required. 1t
Is guaranteed to give peri cT satisfaction,
or money refunded. Price % cents ger
box. For sale ate. M. Creamer's.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-01

Miss Blossom-I didn't see you at u
Barclay ball.
Miss Budd-Tt was probably because
was snrr ided by men all the time.
Rrnoklvn Lii.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-01
Cortlandt-Why notP
Absllrtl.

In Chicago. Miss Porker-And so your
engagement with Mr.. Backbay is at an
end. How did it happen?
Miss Lakeside-Why, he said he wanted
to have grand wedding, as it was an af-
fair that comes only once in persons
life
Miss Porker Gndignantly)-The ideal
Harvard Lampoon.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-01

WadSIe
tary man

Wadsleigh ION the car)-Who's the mill
tary man?
Blakey-Which one?
Wadsleigh-Fellow with the straight
shoulders and fierce look
Blakey-Him? He's no military man;
he's broken suspender button!-Chicagc
Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-01
Nat All Hateful Fellows Alike.

MOI MI FHIPIUf FtIIUWS fHNV'
Bilkins-There comes links. He's
hateful fellow.
Ninkins-Is he one of those miserable,
low down dead-beats who are always Dor
rowing money?
Bilkins-N-o he-er-he-never has
any to lend.-New York Weekly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-01

Patient-I guess Pm about well, amt II
Doctor-Almost.
Patient-What's my bill?
Doctor-You're not quite strong enough
for that yet. Detroit Free Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-01

The clergyman called on Mrs. Velox
"If your husband" he said, would only
believe it, it really pays to be religious"
"Well," replied Mrs Velox, eff you
could give him proof of that you couldn't
keep him out Of church with cannon. -
brakes Magazine.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-01
Everything Goes.

Cholly--Do you think she would accept
me if proposed to her?
Chappy-Yaas, undoubtedly, deah boy.
Why, she accepted me lawst night.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-01
The Seaside Edyl.

You will be mine, them he said, as he
clasped her in his arms.
Il will, she replied, as she laid her head
upon his shoulder.
1t seems to me that your face is familiar,
he said, after q delicious pause; have we
not met before?
Why, certainly, she replied; at Bar
Harbor last summer We were engaged.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-01

Fiddleback-Wiflie, did your sister say
anything about the suit had on yester-
day?
Willie--Yes. She told ma that clothes
didn't always make the man.-New York
Herald.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-01

Well, Pat, how did you find poor Uncle
Thomas. Was he sitting up?
No; he wath Uniting down.-Brooklyn
I Life
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-01

Brigge-What did Plankington get q
divorce for;
Griggs-Hs cook threatened to leave.
Brooklyn Life
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-01
Not q Good Guesser.

Clerk-Allow me, madam, to recommend
this cosmetic. 1t will make you look as if
you were only forty.
Madam OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES you, sirt l
am thirty.-Fliegende Blatter.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-01
Momentous.

"What was the most trying moment of
your life, Mr.. Hicks" asked the hostess.
when my best girl sat down on my best
beaver hat" said Mr. Hicks.-Harper's
Bazaar.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-01
Not I'm Favor.

He--Why did you ask me to be sure to
not upset the boat? Are you afraid of the
water?
She-No; but I've heard that when q
man rescues a girl from drowning he is
sure to marry her.-New York Evening
Sun.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-01

He--Will you be mine?
She Yes,until we are married. Then
you'll be mine.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-01

To think "nothing ails you any how"
is a symptom of dyspepsia. Take Sim
mons Liver Regulator.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-01

Don't suffer from dyspepsia. Take
Simmons Liver Regulator. 1t always
cures.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-01

Wanted at theonice Of the INV Nry-
tcAN, laws CT 1859 in English
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-01

The seat of sick headache
is not in the brain. Regu-
late the stomach and you
cure it. DR.. Pierce's Pellets
are the Little Regulators.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-01

Wantcd-At this office, laws Of - in
English,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-01
What She Paid Him For.

Mrs. Van Stuyvesant-I understand that
Mrs Van Amsterdam was not at all
pleased with Padder- Effsky's piano play
ing.
Mrs. Van Cortlandt-Why notP
Mrs. Van Stuyvesant-Why you see the
stupid fellow didn't tell soul that she
gave him $1,000 to play at her last recep,
tion-Chicago News Record.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-01

The annual monthly values will show the
distribution of temperature through the
year.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-01
Regular. but Not STEADY.

NtHUIHT' HHt NU' '5eoo"S
thought. you said Topper was steady
drinker?
So he is.
You are mistaken.
How do you know?
saw him the other night and he was
so unsteady that he had to hold to lamp
post for support. $3.50 % ~ = =,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-01

81 suffered from biliousness, indiges'
ton, etc. Simmons Liver Regulator cured
me v hen doctors failed. Nv. d. Bird.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-01

You will seldom need doctor if you
have Simmons Liver Regulator handy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-01

At Santa Fe is the Oldest military estab-
lishment on American soil, having been in
almost continuous occupation since 1902
when the Spaniards first established here
their base of operations. Old Fort Marcy
was built by U. s. soldiers in 1S4G and the
at Fort Marcy:
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-01
Teachers Excursi0ns-SaratO New
York, Long Branch, Niagara
Falls, Lake George, Cape
May and Atlantic

For rates. limits and sleeping car reser-
vations call at the Wabash ticket office,
1927 Seventeenth street, Denver. The
Waba.h has been selected as the official
route from Chicago.
G. M. HAMPsoN, Conf Agent.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-01

There are some forty various points of
more or less historic interest in aud about
the ancient city.
The old adobe palace stands on the spot
where the old Spanish palace had been erect
ed shortly after 1905 That ancient structure
was destroyed in 1850, and the present one
was constructed between 1857 and l7l6.
The chapel Of San Miguel was built be-
tween 1886 and 1850. In the latter years the
Indians destroyed it. Fully restored in ITO,
1t had previously and after 1858, been the
only Spanish chapel in Santa Fe. 1t still
remains the Oldest church in use in New
Mexico.
The walls of the old cathedral date in part
from 1922; but the edilice proper is from the
past century.
Other points of interest to the tourists
are: The Historal SOciety's rooms; the
"Garita," the military quarters; chapel and
cemetery of Our Lady of the Rosary; the
church museum at the new cathedral the
archbishop's garden; church Of Our Lady OF
Guadalupe with its rare old works of art;
the soldiers monument, monument to the
Pioneer Pathfinder, Kit Carson, erected by
the G. A. R. of New Mexico st. VinCent's
hospital, conducted by the Sisters of Charity,
and the Orphans ind Istrial school; the In
dian training school; Loretto Academy and
the chapel Of Our Lady Of Light; the Ramo-
ma Indian school; st, Catharine's Indian
school.
The sight-seer here may also take a
vehicle and enjoy days outing with both
pleasure and profit. The various spots of
interests to be visited are Tesuque pueblo,
takingin the divide route; Monument rock,
up in picturesque Santa Fe canon; the Aztec
mineral springs; Nambe pueblo; Aqua Fria
village the turquoise mines; place of the as
sassnation of Governor Perez; San lldeions0
pueblo or the ancient cliff dwellings, beyond
The Rio Grande
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-01

Governor Il Bradford Prince, Prof. Hiram
Hadley, Elias s. Slower, Amado Chayes,
Prof ?. :. Schneider,
Supt. Of Public Instruction...A mado Chaycs
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-07-01

Headqrs. 10Th Infantry.
Colonel f. p. Pearson. Comdg. regt. Il n
1t. Col Simon Snyder. +. S COlumb's Bks
Maj. Z. W. Whittemore. d. $. Comdg san
Bks.
LIST 1t !. W. Littell, adj Post adlt. treas.
A. ). o.
ist 1t E. II, Plummer, A. A. Q. NJ, A.
r. m. A. o. o. " A. Z
Co. B, 10th Infantry.
Cap. ain J. K. Kirkmen. On leave Oct 30,
lat. Lieut.. II. Kirby
I'd. It. A. W. Brewster.
Co. d, 10th Infantry.
Captain G. Barrett. 80. On leave Oct. /, 4
let 1t V. Il. Stottler .
I'd 1t. EN-. johnson, jr. D. S. College du
lance, Ohio.
Co. X, 10th Infantry
Captain W. I. Duggan d S, COlJmbus
OHIO.
Ist Lieut.. W. Paalding.
I'd. Lieut.. ............./
The St. Johns herald., 1892-02-11
TEACHERS COLUMN
Importance of Vocal Culture.

There is no more important branch of instruction in our public schools than that which tends to the proper devel- opment of the vocal organs, and to the correction of bad habits in tone and quality of voice. Good reading cannot be attained, except in rare individual cases, unless considerable attention IS given to voice culture from the very lowest grade. At first it may be mere imitation on the part of the child, as indeed it IS, but even in this stage of the child's progress, the teachers cor rect tone and accent, with distinct enunciation, is powerful influence for culture. This fact is especially notice able in schools composed largely of children of foreign parentage, who have heard nothing but their native tongue at home, and the poorest of broken English among their playmates. ImI- tation IS then the only method which the teacher can use to correct their faults in reading and speaking. The teachers must be 10 them an example, a copy, a standard, which they are to strive to reach.
 COUNTY SCHOOL SUPERINTENDENT.
The St. Johns herald., 1892-02-11

MR. MANsUR of Missouri, who is member of the house committee to which was referred the bills admit ting Arizona and New Mexico, says that body has mapped out it's re- port. He said: ''We shall report enabling acts for the admission of New Mexico and Arizona to state hood. That will dispose of them as far as the committee is concern ed. As for Utah, we shall report against statehood but in favor of autonomy. That is, we shall bring in a bill to let Utah elect her own Governor and other territorial off cers by vote of the people, but she will not be allowed representation in the Senate or House save as at present by Delegate The United States courts and laws will remain unchanged. The committee, think, is pretty we'll agreed on this, but we will wait to hear a delegation which will be here in a few days" There will be an adverse report as 10 the admission of Oklahoma.
The St. Johns herald., 1892-02-11

Garbino Lopez, the escaped con vict laborer on the levee, was recap tured last Thurday morning at Adonde by Guards Nilderand Fred Ward. They were saddling their horses when a Mexican told them 2 stranger had come into his camp. On going to see who it was, Ward and Wilder at once recognized Lo- peg, the man they were after. He was but thinly dressed and had been out in the previous nights drenching rain, and altogether was much demoralized. The guards returned on the noon train and Lopez occupied quarters that night which were dry if somewhat lack ing in comfort otherwise. Escapes from Yuma penitentiary seldom get away farther than Adonde or Gila Bend.-Yuma Times.
The St. Johns herald., 1892-02-11
Grand Prize Problem Competition.

If 300 cats kill 300 rats in 300 minutes how many cats will it take to kill 100 rats in 100 minutes?
 To the first one sending us the correct solution to this problem we will award S10 in cash to the next one sending the correct solution. $5 in cash to the next two. $250 Tn cash, to each; to the next five, $1 each; and to the last one from whom we receive the correct answer we will pay s in cash.
 The condition upon which this prize will be awarded is, that every compet1- tor shall send thirty cents in postage stamps or postal note for twenty-five cents, which will cover a three months subscription to The American Queen This competition will positively close at noon, March 10, 1892. In order that everybody may have an equal oppor- tunity to secure one of these prizes. the date of the postmark upon the letter will be the ruling feature. It will be readily seen that those living in Cali fornia will therefore have all equal chance with those living in Connections to secure one of these prlzes. Address without delay.
 THE AMERICAN QUEEN,
 RPid dOan0rf nnpn
The St. Johns herald., 1892-02-11

SPEAKING of the condition of stock generally in New Mexico, the Stock Grower says: Throughout eastern and northeastern New Mex leo, below the mesas, cattle are in splendid condition and the range is better than it has been for years. Through central and southern New Mexico the situation is not so fav- orable, owing to last summers drouth and the recent heavy snows in the western central portion of the territory; but the losses it is now almost certain will not be as great as anticipated earlier in the season, for the ground is in such condition as to assure early grass. In the northern portion of the ter ritory, where the snows were very deep, the loss will be considerable, but not nearly so much as they would have been several years ago, when the only reliance was on the open range, for now a majority of the stock raisers are prepared to feed more or less, and many thou sands ofcattle have thus been saved this voar
The St. Johns herald., 1892-02-11
L. c. HUGHES, Pres.
W, L. VAIL, Secretary.

T. s. Bullock has telegrapied the managers of the Phenix, Prescott & Santa Fe road that they can have his Prescott road for the price offer ed by D, B. Robinson and to come to New York and the transfer will be made, and in obedience to this dispatch Messrs, Dicky G Robinson have gone to New York to close the trade with MT, Bullock. When the contract was awarded to Lantry & Co.,, twas stipulated by the compa- ny that in all probability the Bull lock road would be purchased and the contractor was to complete his contract on some other portion of the line, hence It is fair to presum e that they will be put to work near Prescott.-Phenix Republican.
The St. Johns herald., 1892-02-11

wv. Shepherd, accompanied by his wife, arrived here Wednesday night from Hillsboro, Texas, and devoted severals days in looking around with a view to locating and going into the merchandise busi- ness, in which line he has been most successful for number of years. He is an intimate friend of J. N. Porter, the Gila cattle baron. and on his recommendation decided on visiting Arizona for business as we'll as pleasure. He was delighted with our climate and favorably impress ed with Willcox as a business point, but before deciding definitely where he will locate, will visit other points in the Territory. MT. Shepherd is a pleasant gentlemen and will make an exceptional citizen wherever he may locate .-Stockman.
The St. Johns herald., 1892-02-11

The Lynx Creek Gold and Land Company, under the management of Barlow -Massicks and Pedley, having expended a great deal of money in their Lynx Creek enter prise5 are now only in need of wa ter to commence operations son q paying and extensive scale. It is authoritatively stated, also that the Lynx Creek dam will be rebuilt.- Prescott Courier.
The St. Johns herald., 1892-02-11

WE acknowledge an invitation to attend the Arizona Press Associa- ton, which will meet at Phenix on the 23rd inst. Would be glad to be there and make the acquaintance of the newspaper men of the Terri tory, but owing to the depleted con dition of OUT exchequer and other pressing engagements, will have to forego that pleasure.
The St. Johns herald., 1892-02-11

When Coconino County was ere ated a number of old croakers pre- dicted that it would not prosper and gave many reasons therefor. Contrary to these predictions both the old county of Yavapai and the new county of Coconino have pros pered in a measure greater than the most sanguine advocates of diyi- sion anticipated and the future for both counties is bright, indeed. There are other counties in the Ter ritory that should be divided, and it is probable that an effort will be made in the next legislature to ob- tain division.-Coconino Sun,
The St. Johns herald., 1892-02-11

4 RECENT dispatch from Phenix says: The Indian agent at Sacaton, the principal agency in the terri tory, says one hundred Pimas have died in the past three weeks. The grip epidemic is spreading through the Papagoes and other adjoining tribes, and whole villages have been depopulated. There is apparently no relief at hand.
The St. Johns herald., 1892-02-11

TIE people of Kansas appear 10 appreciate their newspaper men, judging from the following from the Witchita Eagle: Ingalls, wrote for the Atchison Champion before his senatorial career. Plumb was pro- prietor of the Emporia News, Pfef- fer was the editor of the Kansas Farmer, and Perkins edited the 0s- wego Register in 1S71-'72 and so got the start. Do you want bet ter illustration than that of the DO tency of the press?
The St. Johns herald., 1892-02-11
ALLEN F.
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 The "Twice-a-W eek" edition of The St. Louis Republic is unquestlonably the best and cheapest National news journal published in the United States. It is issued on Tuesday and Friday of every week, making it in effect semi weekly for only one dollar a year. Dur ing the four winter months each tissue contains eight pages, making sixteen pages week, and no weeks issue dur ing the year IS less than fourteen pages of seven columns each. Five separate editions are printed, one each for Mis- souri, Illinois, Texas, Arkansas and Kansas, and general edition for other States, containing nothing but details of important events, of interest every where. The Republic is the leading Democratic paper of the country, and has a Special Tariff Department, edited by Hon. Wm, L. Wilson, M. C., with contributions from other distinguished Democratic leaders. 1t will be indis- pensable during the great political cam paign of 1892. Remember the price, only one dollar year for two papers every week. Sample copies will be sent on.applIcation. Address The Republic, St, Louis, Mo.