The Republican journal., 1892-04-07
No Doubt a Tight Fit.

I Not long ago a man walked into the ex-
press office at Green's Landing with the in
quiry ''Have my clothes come yet?" eyes, .
said the express agent, ''they have come and
been seized" eyes" said the sheriff. who
was standing near, "but | guess YOU can
have a taste of them if you'll go to the har-
bor." the point of which was that the
''clothes" We're package of liquor which
had been promptly dealt with. Ellsworth
American.
The prostration after the Grip is entirely
! overcome by Hoods Sarsaparlla. 1t really
does make the weak strong
The first half of mans life is spent in prid-
ing himself upon what great man he is 90
ing to be, and the other half in thinking what
fool he used to be.
If the life insurance people recommend
a remedy it must be something they have
faith in. Well that's what they do about
Adamson's Cough Balsam. 1t prolongs life
and makes the insurance risk a mere baga-
telle
There is one disadvantage which negro
woman has in wearing diamonds. Nobody
can he So discourteous as to say they are of
color.
Young mothers who regain strength but
slowly, should bear in mind that nature ;
greatest assistant j. Lydia f. pinl,haln )
Vegetable Compound. 1t has no rival, as
thousands testify.
Husband $50 they evidently think thar
Father o'NeiI has some real ntttlr in him. ''
Wife. oh, what have they done?" Hus-
band MADE a canon OF him
How to Read
your doctors prescriptions. Send three >
cent stamps, to pay postage, and receive Dr..
kautnann' ) great treatise on disease; Illus
trated in colors; it gives their signs and alb
breVlations. Address A. =. Ordway < Co.,
Boston, Mass 2w14
"If was pa and ma said Willie, I'D
hire another doctor The baby we got this
hair.
have been a great sufferer from dry ca
tarrh for many years and tried many REM
edies, but none did me so much benefit as
Ely's Cream Balm. 1t completely cured ME.
NJ. }. Lally. 80 Woodward Ave, Boston
Highlands, Mass.
After using Ely Cream Balm two months
was surprised to find that the right nostri,
which was closed for over twenty years was
open and free as the other, and can use it
now as | could not do for many years | feel
very thankful.-R. II. Cressengham o15 18th
St, Brooklyn.
"A man, says sorely tried father, .'never
fully realizes the wealth of information he
doesnt possess till his first child begins to
ask questions
Bucklen's Arnica Salye.
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ly cures Piles, or no pay required. 1t is
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For sale by Il. IL. Moody.
Dressmaker. ''How would you like your
costume made, madam" Mrs. Clownrich.
!" Spose YOU make it with one of those vesti-
hule trains that I've heern talked of lately -
Lanes Family Medicine Moves the Bowels
Each day. Most people need to use it.
y consistent Christian, my son, is one who
preserves his euuanimity Notwithstanding
his neNt-door neighbor Keeps a banjo, vo-
lin and piano on his premises.
Coughing Leads 10 Consumption.
Ke1nps Balsam will stop the cough at
once.
When Mrs. Stout gave her husband beat
ing for coming home intoxicated. Fogg re-
marked that it was the worst case of tight
tl.,; |, Il