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Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1892-08-11
AN ADEPT At REsIeNlNo.
The Accountants SovcI Method OF TAX
Ing Vacation.

The Accountants novel Method OF TAX
Ing vacation.
Living in fashionable town within
committing distance OF New York is a
gentleman who invariably attracts at
tention by his long hair. Strangers
always conclude that he is nothing
less than n great lawyer or bank prcsi-
dent When the more curious ask his
fcllow-townsmen about him they are
told the following story:
One day the gentleman. who is one of
the best accountants in the metropolis,
stepped up TO the president Of the bank
by which he is employed and said he
had decided TO resign and that the
resignation must go into effect immedi-
n'ely.
The president was 10th to lose so
valuable q man and urged him TO recon
slider the matter lie talked with him
for an hour but TO no purpose. The
cmployc, whose skill as mathema-
tician was beyond anything ever met
with by the officials of the bank, was
bound TO leave the institution but
absolutely refused 20 give any reason
for his doings
The accountant left that day and the
bank was obliged to get along as best
II could without him.
Ten days later the cashier was
nstonished on entering the bank TO
find the accountant hard at work at
his old desk. The mathematician said
good morning, just as he had done
every day for years before he resigned.
but offered no explanation.
The president and cashier decided 20
let their strange-acting employe keep
at his work and ask no questions.
Three months later the accountant
went into the presidents Office again
and rendered his resignation 1t was
accepted, and the man was absent for
u week or more. Then he suddenly re-
turned
The same thing was repeated again
and again. Now it is a standing Joke
in that bank that the accountant has
resigned. II is his way of taking a
vacation. lie never stays away more
than two weelSs-N. Y. Commercial.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1892-08-11
FUNNY LINES.

WHEN merchant gets down 10 bust
nesa he Is pretty sure Of getting up In
the world. baltimore American.
AFTER a woman passes a certain age
hhe would Just as soon get married on
Friday as on al.y other day. --Atchison
Globe
bricER-"lt Is wonderful the spell
Twlggs' typewriter has thrown over
him. Pricor~"For my part, don't
think Il Is half as astonishing az the
spoil ehe puts Ia his business letters. -
Inter Ocean.
uNnNrEcrEDr7-Codling- ''0osnn We
cctFed quito q compliment from the
doctah, doncher know" Curley-"Awl
What WIS ItP" Cooling he was
ihNeaiened with bwain fcyer, doncher
know. "~-Jo8lor
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1892-08-11

HARRisoN Gors TO TuE MOUNTAINS So
do thousands of our Western people, who
iind a most delightful vacation amid their
granite peaks. thoir wild gorgcs, thor
primcvul forests, their silvery lakes and
sparkling cascades.
CLEVELAND GOEs To THE SEASIDE. SO do
thousands OF our Western people, who rcvel
in the salt mir aud tho briny baths, in tho
sandy beaches and rook-tound coast, in tho
fishing and the sailing and other charms OF
the rolling sca.
Thoy first send 70 o. w. Rugges, @. p. u
4. Agt, Chicago, for tho Nichigan Ccntrars
beautiful bird's-oyc map Summer Tourist
Folder and then buy thcir tickets 10 tho st
Lawrence, the Adirondacks, the White
mountains, tho New England coast, or
wherever their chosen resort may be, by
the Michigan Central, "Tho Niagara Falls
Route.n
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1892-08-11
ImpOrtant rrpewriier Decision.

Judge Lacombe, sitting in the United
States Circuit Court here, has, on the
motion Of the Remington Typewriter
Company, granted an injunction against
the agents of the Franklin, restraining
the sale OF that machine on account of
Infringement Of Remington patents.
The decision is an important one as il
proves the control Of the fundamental
patents, and may affect other makers
OF typewriters. The Remington people
have heretofore been quite passive, but
1t IS stated on good authority that they
are now likely 10 proceed against all
other typewriter manufacturing COM
panies.
In some cases purchasers Of ma
chimes which infringe Remington pat
ents may also be proceeded against for
infringement Until these cases are
definitely settled this action win deter
many people from purchasing type
writer's which are colorado limitations
OF the Remington. To save few dol
iars man does not want TO buy a ma
chine with a law suit attachment. cspe-
cialiy when the other machine Is the
best. IN. y. Journalist, June Is. is0a
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1892-08-11

q curious shoe has been found In an
old house built in 1909 at atNewburyport,
Mass, and which was recently demoi.
ished. The upper Is Of calf-skin and
closed with wax thread. The sole and
heel are Of one piece and made of wood
The upper IS fastened to the sole wltb
common taclss, the edge OF the sole be-
Ing mortlsed the thickness Of the upper
leather 10 receive It, Across the toe
the tacks are brass. On the under edge
OF the sole from the shank is band OF
iron like horseshoe channelcd TO re-
ceive the nails. The shoe Is fastened
by an iron clasp, which in it's day was
somewhat ornamental. 80 Philadelphia
Inouiicr
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1892-08-11
FOREIGNERS WE KNOW.

TIE richest heiress in Berlin is said
TO be Fraulein Hildegnrd Won Louca.
don. She Is worth g., 100000.
MmLIEERs do not admire the queen
Of Portugal. She makes her own bon
nets, and graceful ones they are, too.
PRINCE FERDINAND of Bulgaria Is ar
earnest ornithologist, and spends much
OF his spare time in the pursuit Of the
science.
The fortune Of the late Jules Le-
handy, the great sugar refiner and
speculator Of Paris, is estimated at $780,
100000 francs, probably the largest for
tune In France.
OF the entire amount of money con-
tributed for charity in England last
year, an amount that reached the great
sum Of si5,0OO,OOO, two-thirds, or lust
Si0,00O,O0O, were given by Baron Hirsch.
AncmIsnoP IRELAND was educated in
France, and during his recent visit 70
Paris delivered two hours address IN
French which has been warmly re.
ceived by the appreciatiye French
people.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1892-08-11
August 4.
Flower

/ had been troubled FIVE months
with Dyspepsia. had a fullness
after eating, and a heavy load in the
pit Of my stomach. Sometimes a
deathly sickness would overtake
me. ! was working for Thomas
Mclenry Druggist, Allegheny City,
Pa, in whose employ / had been for
seven years. fused August Hover
for two weeks. / was relieved Of all
trouble. can now eat things /
dared not touch before. / have
gained twenty pounds since my re-
eoyery J. ID. Cox, Allegheny, Pa. o
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1892-08-11
AIodIsh Girdles aud Belts.

Among the adjuncts Of the toilet
necessitated by the universal popularity
Of blousc bodices are girdles and belts,
some of which are made of silk with
silver trimmings, others Of velvet, fine
stockinet over rubber cords, and still
others Of finest white, gray or black kid
with silver or "rolled-gold" clasps. The
delicate kid belts are extremely neat
and attractive. Belts Of coin and meta
rings are still seen, also those forming
a straight unbroken band. ANY belt.
howevev, is preferable 10 these, which
suggest n hoop on a bucket-N. Y.
post.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1892-08-11

The worst cases Of Chronic Ca
tarrh in the Head, yield to DIR.
Sage's Catarrh Remedy. So cer-
tain is it that its makers offer $500
reward for an incnrabIo case.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1892-08-11
To bob Up scrcnoiy

In the morning, feoling refreshed, light
Hearted, sprightly-as il you could sing a
staNe or TWO, Tor instance, your digestion
should be good, your liver and bowels ali
riEf.t your nerves vigorous. These cndow-
ments OF the healthy are conferred BY Hos.
letters stomach Bittcrs, which rencvs az.
gesiion, establishes regularity OF tho liver,
bowels and kidroys, and ayerts malaria aud
rheumatism.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1892-08-11

Farmer Roots--I am sorry we let our
daughter go 70 boarding school
Mrs. oots-Why, Theobald?
"Wal, because IL made her altogether
too smart You know gave her ten
dollars last week and particularly eau
toned her TO take care OF IL SOS she'd
have something 10 show for arainy day.
What do you suppose she went and
donc?"
81 don't know"
"Bought four pairs Of silk stockin's f"
Jury
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1892-08-11

Both the method and results when
Syrup Of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing 10 the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
TEN ehectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habituaI
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing TO the taste and ac-
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, its
many excellent qualities commend it
to all and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in SOC
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try il. Do not accept any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA Fie syrup co.
san FRANCISCO. oAL.
LOUISVILLE. M new I0RK. nv
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1892-08-11
The Only One Ever Printod-Can You Find
the Wordg

There Is 3 inch display advertisement
In this paper, this week, which has no two
words aike except ono word, Tho same is
true Of each new one appearing each week.
from Tho DIR. Harter Medicine Co. This
house places n Crescent on everything
they make and publish. Look for ii. send
them the name OF the word and they will
return yon book, beautiful Autographs or
samples free.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1892-08-11

J. s. PARKER, Fredonia, n. Y, says:
"Shall not call on you for the 800 reward,
FOR believe Halls Catarrh Cure win cure
any clse Of catlrrh. Was very bad" Write
him for particulars. Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1892-08-11

Said the lecturer: "Thc roads up
these mountains are too steep and rocky
for even a donkey TO climb; therefore, |
will not attempt the asoent"-Koston
Transcript
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1892-08-11

FLANNEL next the skin often produces o
rasii, removable with Glenn's sulphur Soap
Hills Hair aud Whisker Dye, 50 cents
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1892-08-11

TnEr arc called racing tips b,cause their
patrons arc 50 easily upset BY them.-
Washington Post.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1892-08-11

The tramp prefers "loar' sugar in his
coffee.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1892-08-11

TnOUGHTs are blossoms Of tho mind and
doods arc the fruits Of desire.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1892-08-11

IT Is one thing TO be a dude aud quite
another thing to be another dude Jury.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1892-08-11

Coon BrERl Good Healthl Tho American
Brewing Go OF st. Louis make the "a B.
G. Bohemian Bottled Beer"
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1892-08-11

SnE-"And why Is a ship called 'sher"
He-"Aye, ma'aml because the rigging
costs 30 much. Judge.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1892-08-11

WHEN lone traveller comes to an abvss
II doesn't crafty him much 10 ''fall in with
u friend. boston Courier.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1892-08-11

ScURvv and scorbudc affections, pimples,
and blotches on the skin are caused by i'm
pure blood which Beecham's Pills cure.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1892-08-11

SPEAKING OF the small piece OF fec. it's
gencraily warm dry when it's lcft.-Phil-
adclphia Times.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1892-08-11

The man who wrote "All things come to
those who watt never paused at q railroad
restaurant for dinner
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1892-08-11

liays yea vriii@
ne ysti n yoa
haseat, wisdSa
And inisiligsui
'amniiion sugrssl
wits t9-day. Z
avmias yoo NJ
fpteiai, ptIaonai
kitaniion. ! an
isrtahs 10 blisny
heach aay faiTlY
Intelligent psIseh
|of either ssa, whe
ban read aad
write, and Who,
.anef iastruetlon,
rili work indna-
irioualY, how ~
sarn Three Thou-
aand d oilATs :
pear In their oWn
localitiea whsra-
essr theY hse 4
viii alao hrulah
ne atuaiion ~
emploi meni, ~
which yea eaa
safn thstauounL
l charge nulliiun
aud receive noih-
Ing uniess sue
eeaaful, a. shove.
NoihlnH dimeall
70 learn, - fhat
requirss much
time I desire bul
one pfraon ffom
eaeh dlaifict 20
couniy. ihaveal-
readY taught ana
provided with srn-
hlnIluaut Mno
number who are
each All Il new.
d kuOw 81, zee
one Address
lsta, MninA
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1892-08-11

The ~ ~ EYcnRSlnNS

INc gear iiNi
has been IN ck'
eepflouniiy pros.
porous one forall
ercflOns of the
Great Southwest.
Nov 10 Tie time
- gel a home
their NIife 10
g. = n ioiaon.
q r at A.AT.
a s. " R H. To
pcka, Kansas, or
J y llfNf AHff.
Pass Tran Mgr.
hnngdnOck nd /,
Chicago. for ffee
pamphlets.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1892-08-11

TnE RAMS Horn Is published at Indian
upOlis, Indiana, at 81 80 per year.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1892-08-11

-Ram's Horn.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1892-08-11
STOCK BRANDS

Hot occupying more space than ths
lrst following win DO inserted at $500
ser year. Tho verdict Of men owning
argc or small herds s that Il pays V
ldv ertlse the brands.
Indian chieftain. [volume] (Vinita, Indian Territory [Okla.]) 1882-1902, 1892-08-11
HOMES FOR HOMELESS CHILDREN!
HELP A CHILD TO FIND A HOME.

Children's Home society chartered as tho
Smereuu Eiucnupnul Ala Assuciatlonl has pTf,-
yiltl atn children With homes, IN families An
sll'll q iecoi.,.l nnfgr thc saIn q this Assnc'a.
romeo anu health, ana arc IN uFo from une month to
tTclF1 years. ami hro sent fhEE to those reoeiy-
lnS lnelu. pn ninety days trial, uniess q speelai
expenses.
Homes are wanted for the following children,
lgsHly boy months old, dark blue eyes ana
fair skin.
Admonths ola boy. light blue eyes and c.anr stin.
= months Old girl. A blonde. And many 0Ulef
children from months o. D. years old.
REV. ". r.. v. VAN ARGnAIE
- General superintendent.
Room ~ $50 Ia sale ttreet, Chicago.
u send stamp for reply.
arAANE iAi3 fArAk sstfT - uras
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-09-17
GOING DOWN THE HILL

Old Age Creeping on Shows Itself in Lack
Lustre Eyes and Trembling Hands
Many Who Are Old in Years are vigor-
Gus and Healthy-How Such a Condition
may be Encompassed by All.
How many elderly men and women we see
who plainly show they are "going down the
hill" The trembling hand, the uncertain
step, the lack of brightness in the eye, the
shrunEen features, all indicate that life is
not ut high tide, that the strength and vital
forces are not what they once were, and in
fact, that they are going down the hill. This,
of course, is to be expected, for when one
reaches later years, physical troubles are
sure to come, but how many elderly people
we see are healthy, happy and comparative
ly vigorous. They always seem cheerful,
equally fortunate? IL certainly is possible
Every elderly man and woman needs to
gently assist nature, all the while needs TO
lake some pure stimulant regularly. Every
doctor in the land admits this, and it's COM
mon sense must De manifest to all. 1t should
not be understood, however, that any ordi-
nary stimulant would be recommended. 1t
giving and strength-imparting. Such
stimulant can be found only in Dutfy's Pure
Malt Whfslley 1t is the only medicinal
whiskey in the market. Its wonderful popu
larity is due entirely to its power and what
it has accomplished. Any elderly man or
woman through its use may certainly pre-
serve the health, and may reasonably
expect to prolong the lie. Do not be in
duced. however, to try any inferior article
or any which the druggist or grocer may
seek to put in its place. There is nothing
which can accomplish the same object.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-09-17
THE HIGH SCHOOL SCHEME.
Chief Brown Is Confident Councils VIII
Appropriate the Old Market House.

Chief Brown Is Confident Councils Will
Appropriate the Old Market House.
Chief Bigelow is non-committal on the
question of allowing the Central Board of
Education the use of the Fifth avenue
market house for High School purposes.
When the Chief was asked on Wednesday
what he thought of the suggestion made at
the Central Board meeting, he simply shook
his head as if the subject was not pleasant
one. Yesterday to similar question he
gave the same answer.
As the market house is in Mr. Bigelow's
charge his opinion on the subject would
probably be of interest, but he has per-
sistently declined to express 1t. The Chief
still seems to cherish hope that the
militiamen will get money enough together
to enable them to erect $50, 900 armory on
the site This is a condition Councils in
sisted upon when the subject was before
them previously, but the money was not
forthcoming. Mr.. Bigelow has been
obligingly waiting on them ever since,
though he don't admit as much.
The fact that Chief Brown as member
of the Central Board has taken a stand In
favor of using the property for High
School adjunct may cause a change in Mr..
Bigelow's attitude. Mr.. Brown says Coun-
ellis Will grant the request OF the board II
they are asked. He says no sensible argu-
ment can be made against the proposition.
The building. he contends, is PRACTICAL,
unoccupied, has been for years. is yielding
no revenue whatever, and is simply going
to wreck for lack of attention. Coupling
these facts with the indignation of the peo-
pie in that section over the failure of the
city to make some disposition of the prop
erty, Chief Brown makes an argument that
will convince any Councilman that nov is
the time to do something, and that the High
School plan is the proper thing to do.
No further steps are to be taken in the
matter until the Central Beard meets next
Tuesday night. Mr.. Brown will then re-
port for the committee appointed on the
matter, and agree to do all in his power to
secure the building if the board will so in
struct him. A $4,000 building is
talked of
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-09-17

sion, S. B. Linhart in charge-u AN, Com
munion; service conducted by Rev. Charles
A Clark; 7:l5 Pm, "Willing Service"
The quarterly meeting of the Woman's
Home Missionary Society of Pittsburg and
Allegheny Presbyteries will be held at Glen
shaw on Wednesday, September 81 Train
leaves at 1880 AN, city time. Pittsbulg and
Western Railroad depot corner OF Anderson
served by the society of Glenshaw. A good
attendance is desired.
THE Salvutionists have returned from the
Dubois campmeeting. They report sue
cessful time and quite number of converts.
A big meeting will be held in the Liberty
"Sayed Anarchist" will be to the front
again; also the "Saved Jewess," Captain
White" and many others. A special meeting
will also be held in the Carson street bar
racks Sunday evening, at o'clock.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-09-17
THE RUSH BEGINS TODAY.
Cholera or No Cholera, the G. A. r. Me
care Going to Washington.

Cholera or No Cholera, tho G. A. r. Men
care Going to Washington.
The Baltimore and Ohio and Pennsylva-
MIA roads were jammed with G. A. R. men
going to Washington yesterday. The Bal
timore and Ohio had several special trains
in the morning having on board the Iowa
and Nebraska delegations Members of
Post 128 were at the depot all
day stocking the special sleepers for their
trip to Gettysburg tonight They will
leave the Baltimore and Ohio depot at 900
P. NJ. The st. Charles Hotel was crowded
with veterans and their families from
Warren, Akron, New Castle and other
nearby towns. These people left for Wash
ington early on the Baltimore and Ohio.
Last evening 90 cars of G. A. R. people
rolled into the Union depot in charge of
Travelling Passenger Agent Throp, of Da-
venport, and Colonel Lee, of Monticello
The passengers came from Iowa and Illinois
Mr.. Throp says Iowa will go Republican
this fall. Governor Boies promised all
sorts of things to the Germans in exchange
for votes, but he has failed to keep his
word, so the German element is disgusted.
The rush for Washington from this
vicinity will begin to-day and continue to-
morrow and Monday. The Baltimore and
Ohio road has captured the bulk of the
local traffic. The Baltimore and Ohio
will have not less than so special trains
from Chicago through Pittsburg, and on
the Pennsylvania the sections for the next
three days will be so numerous that the
freight business will be suspended.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-09-17
TOPICS OF THE TIME.
Clergymen Now Freely Discuss Sub
jects of Current Interest
SERMONS IN THE SERIAL FORM.
A Dancing Incident That Agitated Local
Religious Circles.
THE THEMES CHOSEN FOR TOMORROW

The tendency among the clergymen of
the two cities to discuss topics of current
interest is on the increase. A number ar c,
or have been, delivering series of SER
mons upon topics which combine religious
and social features, and this practice will
probably be even more extensively adopted
in the future The theme of discussion in
church circles during the past week were
the charges of indulging in dancing pre-
ferred against candidate for ministerial
ordination in one of the strictest denomina-
tions His prompt confession, censure and
pardon had the effect of quickly terminal
ing the unusual incident.