Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-03-10


to that she objects most decidedly.
A sufficient number of men, muscular
men, who can treat ridicule as they dc
one of those bags that they hang in the all
and knock at to develop their chests, should
have all the ridicule given to them, and all
the sweet words and nice thoughts should
60 to the gentle sex. There is no woman
so bad that she can't be trained to gentle
ness, for women and dogs are very, very
much alike The condition of their minds
and their general behavior are entirely the
results Of the training given them. You
know what you can do with dog; you can
make him Adore you, and you can teach him
to be good at the same time. Now, my
friends, that is Just the way you can do with
q woman.
THE NEW YORK DOG SHOW.
Dogs have been very much on every
bodys mind for the last week, for we all
religiously attended the dog show. We
saw there the great, big, beautiful st. Ber-
nard. who isn't bit tricky; who hasn't a
sly bone in his body; who will wade through
the snow and find and bring back home
whoever is suffering, bearing the burden on
his own back. Don't you know men like
him2 We saw the mastif-big, SIN Tooth,
with jaw that meant success, and
knew the people he belonged to, and meant
TO stand by. Haven't you met politicians
like himl Then there was the great bull
dog-heavy, strengthening, rough in his
manners, eyes bullying out from under ne
brow to speak of; liking about one persoB
in the world, and growing and swapping at
everybody else. Isn't he the tough to per-
fectionl Then there is the Chesapeake
dog; put your hand in his auburn curlS,
feel the fur way down underneath.
and you viii know why he can jump
in the bay when the water is cold and bits
of ice are floating all around Look at his
eyes-there is only one woman who has eyes
like that-soft, full and gentle. That
woman is Lille Langtry. After the
work is over, this great, big, superb fur
close to the fire, and the chill
dren can go to sleep on him, people can put
their feet on him, and Just as long as he
knows you mean it in kindness he will took
at you aud laugh. Don't you know who that
dog is hke2 That dog is like the man you
and l love. The man who goes out and
fights the world, and comes home and makes
happy and warm aud comfort
able for the women and children.
THE STYLISH FRENCH POODLE.
Then there is the French poodle-hair
clipped TO form collar around his neck,
frills around his legs, and a bunch just at
The end of his tail clever dog-he wouldn't
touch bit of bread without some butter on
IL; and his looks say, THANK you, but
don't eat anything but the liver wing of
the chicken Do you want his prototypel
He is sitting down in the Union Club wiz
low--xell groomed, and precious careful as
TO what goes into his stomach. Here comes
the pug dog-weddling, fat, stupid, selfish,
has bad manners, and between |
you and me is very much inclined to drink |
drinks beer by the pitcherful need not |
ell you where to find that kind of a man. |
Treat him as YOU do the pug-ignore him, |
lnless you have TO speak TO him, and then |
iown him, or strike him; that's all the pug |
'r the man he represents respeets-being |
mastered.
TEE LOVE OF DOC.
Ha! hal here comes the intelligence the |
log show. It's making itself heard loudly, |
ar above the big dogs It's medium in size,
las short white hair, with the proper
'rindle spots on its heads and ears, and no
all to speak of, because it was oircum- I
cribed at its birth. 1t is the fox terrier,
he dog of the day. If he loves YOU and YOU !
lurt his feelings. he viii weep bitterly; II
e don't love you and YOU attempt to injure
i'm, be will never forget il, and when the
ay comes that he can do YOU q bad turn, /
e does it; and l confess respect him for
his. His memory is good, and hedisorimi-
ates among his FRIENDS; mere feeding him
I'LL not make him ike anybody, but when
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how his love by kissing you continually.
ALMOST swINBCRNIAN
II you are in trouble, he will be ex-
'smely quiet and just lick your hand, as
iuch as to say, ''Wenwe aresfriends in good
mes and bad times, you and I.s But
lst try TO whip him, and no matter how
uch he loves you, give you my word of
onor that the society Of Cruelty to Ele-
hants even would come to see what is GO
g on. The man like hint Oh, you know
m; he is young ard clever and healthy
Id clean and well groomed, and all the
rls are glad 20 see him when he comes
'ound, and he is never credited with pos |
,ssing the strong feelings that are really !
S.
Putup your monocle and look at the King !
narles his hair Is ike silk, and eombed | !
Id carled and little perfume put on it. 1
i'd he wears q gold collar. All the rest OF
e dogs look at him and smile. Ny dear. | I