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The Penn's Grove record., 1892-05-13

Mr. r..rar J.. I~ialler, Editor Of "Ccntral
N,..wrm. ErNyillr, Mo-, whites: About a
,.,. ..s received from you five sample
i..<..,l-a l,ruard Ncgctah Q Pills. $ nee
th,uiGcy n,'" 'nrn u ed partly by myscltmy
tiu.f,. .mrny my friends. They have given
,..f,,..un 100 every instance, and are n mid
.nt p ,..uai cl'hartic. The Pills are certainly
wbnI lr, arc yllimbed to be.
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TOO MUCH FOR HIM.

Upon Eauny's return from his FIRST
day a. : h0ol his mother asked him If
he hal learned anything new at
sch gnI.
.'Ye,'m," he replied confidently, 81
learned the i # renee between a horidl-
cuiar and a perp z)ntal line"
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HUMOROUS.


Mother-in- Law-"James. it's a POSI-
tive cruelty 10 that child for you TO
keep 1t up till eleven o'clock"
Spn-iD-~L aw-"Ies, mother, but It's
positive cruelty for 1t to wake me upat
four"
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TWO FEATURES or ONE DAY.

Mrs. Nrw'iwed--I do 80 erjoy u
tr ght day Now last Mondly was a
su err dy.
Mss :. INIT was-a perfect day
for 4 wa k or u drive.
Mr.. NeWIwed-Yes; bat l was
thinking of the wash.
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PERvERSITY.

Pa'er-"It's singular that whenever
l want you to marry a man you object,
and whenever ] do not want you to
marry one, you straightway insist on
it,"
Fila Eyes; and whenever we are
agreed the man Objects"
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~LvElYTuING N~EEDFUL.

Oil crimes 70 ITullo, Bub, what ye
doln' with that Zig dog?
Smart b,y-C4n't you see. I've got
rrias On him, an a whip. Pm ont
dIiviu'.
GA Giiues-But ye hain't got no
wagon
Smart boy-IIi5 tail is a Vaughn,
amt II?
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MYSTERIOUS,

pasty Rnolrs-That Mrs. Dogood is
a mighty MYSTERIOUS c%ritter. L ask d
her for a ham bone this morning and
naturally expected to get a civil an
sweT.
ma WjIiim-What did she sayP
plsty E3oics-S She told me to say
n1thIug and saw wood.
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CRAGIN & co, Philadelphia, Pa, VIII SEND
postpaid, for two DObbins' Electric Soap Wrap
Il res, Is cent novels, about ao pages each.
DO bus Electric Soap Is for sale by groce :
everywhere. send l cent for Catalogue. Best
NuthorS.
Mnnt.Ln this plper.
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uCin you saw woolp" asked the
h~Ju-ehu'dcr.
Eyes, III" answered the tramp.
u.Wrlf. sui pose you prove it,
"gertmuy Have you got half "A
dollar in SIR clothes to pay the expenses
Of outN' testimony a ID takin' anidav-
itst"
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Mudge-' You don't End ne vast
irg my time trying to get even with my
enemies"
Ylbsley-' No, indeed. You are too
busy trying to get ahead Of your
rriends.:'
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Rupture cure guaranfeed Nv
DR.. J.. Is. Mayer, SSl Arch ST., fh'l a.
Ia. EHrc at once, no operation OF uo-
lay from business, attested by nc
sands If cures after others iail, adVice
rec, send for circular.
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The old saying that "con-
sumption can be cured ii
taken in time was poor com
fort. 1t seemed to invite a
trial, but to anticipate failare.
The other one, not SO old,
consumption can be cured
is considered by many false.
Both are true and not
true; the first is prudent
one cannot begin too early.
The means is careful liv
ing. SCOTS Emulsion of
cod-liver oil is sometimes an
important part of that.
Letus send you a book on
CAREFUL LGvING-free.
Scorr& Bow.;, Chemists, ,5s South sh Avenue.
Your Druggist keeps Seor's Emulsion of cod liver
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Sann-s Kidney cure
Dropsy, travel, Diabetes, pi'Sn.'
Heart, urinary or Liver Diseases No SsI
BUSINESS, &C. Cure guarahVeuu; a
Arch Street, Philad'a. $ a ooet ~
for So, or druggist. 1000
lures. Try IL.
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Bride lust after the weddingl-Al-
fred, Won Promised to give me IA sur
Prise after we we're married. Say,
what sat?
Groom IA widower -l've got six
chillru Ii, my pet.
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FLOW ISG LOCKS,

"Wrat Tel you to go on tie stage?',
asked they nth of the ~trigcdlan.
"E,ouJmy,' was the answer.
~Fcouomy''
Eyes have therby saved The price
Of an iu1tiiu.te but large nLmDer Of
hAllcuis.'
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Postmaster Foster of Luhec, Me, wire
that after the Grip, Holds S~arsap1rllll
brought him out Of a feeble, nervous condition,
into complete sirs myth and health.
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Ihr prarI TYpeMriter.

The advert srment which appears in
onr columns III = week is one Of the best
mnchinr, Of IT'S kind. 1t does the work
Of Il high priced machine, and parties
ordering can depend ON its reliability
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The worst cases OF female weakness seaa AMY
yield TO Dr. swans Pasttles' o'nPis' NV
DIR. wan, Beaver Dam. WIS
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From the prescriptions Of somep phys
c ms, 1t is evil mt that they pave io'
& ten their bOyhood.
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II yoo VIII lr im;v happy keen yonr 81 'qH
hir }"n liver from er"w'he loip'' ny
by l.lug H,uulam's Pills. y cen'sH box
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Wruamu is "o,slde himself" ne
gene alt, drpon ,trates that he doesn't
like the company.
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The most dangerous "clIarge OF tI's
| ght hrJ.aIe" is that made 10y the gas
office claik.
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Tpr rhro. Diseases. Coughs, Colds. etc.
cti-' U}n f#ll. found in the use OF IhT9lch =
Hr',ri Of 9. .rrS.' Pre- - cts. SOFA b"'p
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VERY LIKELY.

"Why do they have so many fine oil
ia ntlug, III 5 looms nowadays?'
'rruJllR because Water colorS
would he appropriate"
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The astronomer who has made a te,-
tseopic discovery is naturally proud Of
his good looks.
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TIrrty fail men are ''short, looss
men "tgut, cold men "warm' anu
big men ''suall."
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Hood, rul- nave Won high praise for their
prump and r.uplcnt yet easy action.
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own the coming nan use oo'n
armst' ask a ssienti /.
"Yes, If he eau trust the girl ~
handle the reius."
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Catarrh--R Remove the Cause.

= Twas afflicted from infancy with Catnh, and dior ten years with rptons OF my face
I wa ATTENDED y the best physicians and used a number of Blood remedies with no per-
manent relief nv LIFE BECAME A BURDEN TO MI, for my case was declared neuIahie.
saw SIS s. advertised, and took eight bottles which cured me enueyb and ta' Ike
a new personalities JOSIE OWEN, MonQeho, Oho.
I was the victim Of the worst case oil Chauh that I ever heard Of 1 was entirely
deaf in oe ear, and all the inside of my nose,i including part of the bone, soughed Off,
No sort 6 treatment benefited me- and physicians sad 81 woudn never be any better" AS
last resort I took SMrs Specific, and it entirely cued me and restored my hearing. L
have been well for years, with n o sign of return ofhe dise@e-Mrs JosfrnHNE FoIHnI'
Due HIR S C. s S, s. cures aanh, like it does other Blood diseases by eHnlna
inn the poison which causes it Treatise OF Blood and Skin mailed free.
SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY, ATLANTA, GA
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High water-The source OF prohs VIZ
milk.
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National Base Ball Schedule.

The moon s above all human follIes
and always looks down on lovers.
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Both the method and results whe1
Syrup of Figsis taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gentlyyetpromptly on the Kidneys,
Liver ind Bowels, cleansss the syc.
tenn efl.ctually, dispels colds, besd.
aches snd fevers aud cures habitaal
constipation. Syrup Of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste and 20
eeptabls to the stomach, prompt in
fts action and truly beneficial in is
Effects, prepared only from the most
nsalthy and agreeable substances,
it. many excellent qualities com-
mend it to all and lave made ID
the most popular remedy known.
Syrup Of Figs Is for sale in 500
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
Gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro-
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do NOT accept
eaT substitute
FIG SYRUP co
SANFRANCISCO CAL.
LOUISVILLE, Ky. NEW YORK. N. Y
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The Pittsburgh Lamp

The only care 1t requires Is
filling and wiping,
Dirt falls out when the
chimney is taken off, not into
n pocket as in other central
draught lamps, -.
Putting in a new wick is a
rcrv easy matter indeed.
All this seems strange to
one who knows how trouble
come other good lamps arc.
1t is in all the good lamp
sfo..es. Send for a primer,
paeb4,.E. "a. PITTSBURGH Bass Co
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Was lined the p st season better than a 2:l0
gait but compelled to defer taking a fast record
for the removal Of a spiint last fall. Terms s25
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Stock Farm
SPRING SEASON 1892.
h s'sss Bellman 71O4 ss' 'is%
Indian 1899

Race record Sept. nth. 1891 at Belmont. Phila.,
2:l94, 2.l7k. 2:l9I4. Terms slGO cash " note at
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DON'T BE IN HASTE.

To break off an old and tried friendship.
To contract c new aud doubtful alliance.
TO give advice without being asked for it.
To spend your salary in advance of earn
ing it.
Deliberation is great preventive of
misery.
To make love to mora than one woman at
time.
To give up reputable business to dabble
in politics.
To take part in the differences between
your neighbors.
TO blame your children for following
your bad example.
TO quarrel with your wife because she
crlticises your faults.
To accept the scaudalous stories you hear
concerning other people.
TO give up a safe but plodding business
for bauble speculation,
To quarrel with your husband because he
doesn't tell you everything he knows.
Or with your lover because he mixes
common sense with his lovemaking.
Or with your sweetheart because she
treats other gentlemen with courtesy
To go in debt because the shopaeepers
have confidence in your honesty.-Cinct,
natl Enquirer.
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The opera house has been engaged for
the appearance of the Fisk University
Jubilee singers, of Nashville, Tenn, on
Friday evening, May 3. The Vocalists are
q company of darkies who present a weird
sacred style of log cabin aud cotton field
singing which has been well received
throughout the United States and Europe.
The artists are Mrs. Maggie L. Porter
Cole, soprano and musical directress; Mrs.
Ida M. Taylor, soprano; Miss Ida r.
Griffin, contraito; George Barratt; first
tenor; Charles w. Payne. second tenor;
j. N. Caldwell, second bass; H. p. Guy,
accompanist The company consented to
come to Provo upon the solicitation of
Rev. G. NJ. Jeffrys.
The Cosmopolitan hotel is being carried
on by David John and II. K. Thomas on
the European plan, pending the install
ment of suitable Lessee.
The most elaborate preparations are be-
ing made for the May ball tomorrow even
ing at the Provo opera house. The decor
alton committee are exercising both their
artistic tastes and vital forces to make g
grand establishment of the hall, which will
call forth the higest praise from the guests.
MIR. Bloomsterberg will bring out some
very fine plants and flowers recently re-
ceIved from the east which will evidently
be subjects of great admiration. Arrange
ments nave oeel made with Is. T.. Flelner,
the restauranter, for lunch supper and
ice cream, which will be preyed upon at
about the the hour Of IL o'clock, midnight.
The Beebe-Barbour company, which has
played weeks engagement in Provo, has
received no words of condemnation from
the theatre-going public MIR. Barbour
| tallies we'll in comedy, and in the play, "A
Legal Document" creates, volumes of
laughter In his tragic numbers the effect
is lost in the sallies of wit which naturally
come from Mr. Barbour.
| Grace Beebe is as firmly put up little
creature as one secs during season
dances as gracefully as fairy, and sings
charmiDgly. Some of the members of the
company were what Is vulgarly called
rank, and the gentleman who did the an
nouncement act, talked as though his voice
had been struck with a pile-driver and
| knocked down MS throat.
hoatre goers are saving their mirth fo1
Gillette's comedy, "All the Comforts oil
Home" which is on Thursday night
! Prof. Benjamin Cuff, principal of the
B. Y. academy, John Turner and Amos
| Holloway, went to Salt Lake yesterday
morning via the Union Pacific.
The Cambria glee club is making tour
through this vicinity and doing fairly well
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bors ever put on our boards, and deserved
better patronage. But it is the scarcity Of
money and hard times; Payson people usu-
ally flock to theatrical performances, and
are lovers of the stage, but our Home blub
Is not doing anything at present for the
same reason-it does not pay expenses
We do hope johnson Brothers will not be
discouraged but pay US frequent waits and
keep US alive.
Quite number of Paysonites are of at
tending the Scotield suit against Payson
city for $50, COO damages entered in the dis
trlct court at Provo this week, and it is
hoped that our city will gain the suit, be-
cause every surplus dollar is needed to i'm
prove the city and could be nicely appro-
priated, and if the suit goes against the
city our city dads must needs call upon
their ''uncles' or auuts' for money, as our
treasury is nearly drained every year at
this date. Can the public be made respon-
sible for the acts and drives of an intOyi-
Gated driver in the darkl We will see what
the law decides in a few days The dads
have procured the wisest attorneys in the
state for defense, so patiently await a
jury;s verdict.
The boys were raking up some of the
coboles on the streets with hand rakes
yesterday.
The united convention of Sunday schools
commences to-day at the Methodist Epis-
copal chapel by the members of both Pres
byteriens and Methodists. Last week
many visitors from other localities were
visiting and attending conference service.
Meetings and discussions were held each
evening at Payson, bringing in many from
Salem, Benjamin, Goshen and Santaquin.
Payson Is center for all. Father Ercan-
back, from Goshen, spent the entire week
here. Latter-day Saints will observe the
May day by fasting and thanksgiving.
Temple offerings by SUBSCRIPTION will be
accepted, according to the circular issued
by the first presidency.
PAYsoN, April 80. KRATs.
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The Bohemian Ball.

The bail given by the members of the
Bohemian club at the Grand opera house
on Monday evening was q most enjoyable
affair, and the social event of the week. At
midnight lunch was served at the Reed
hotel, and after doing justice to the dainty
viauas the Eight fantastic was Iripped
until the wee SINAI hours.'
The ladies were handsomely gowned and
the gentlemen appeared in conventional
evening suit. Among those present were
Mesdames Rhodes, Miner, Bowes, Magin-
mis-, Butcher, Koch, Maggie, BlGisdel, Oar
ling, Mars, Bishops, Louis, Hobbs,
Wallace and McMinian; Misses Miner,
Rhodes, Mcguire, Dec, Bower, McMil-
liam, Robbins, Elliott, Hart, Zeimer, Ros-
enbaum Cramer, Beal, Pease, Snow,
Kuhn, Eva Kuhn, Beason, Marks, Pettin-
gill, Florence Pettin i'll, Lewis and Powers.
Messrs. 5. j. Burt, Judge Maginnis, WV.
Funge, jr., d. H. Peery, jr., Jarvis. Bias
dell, Rosenbaum, Lathrope, Wallace,
Bishop, Holloway, Waite, Schramm, Alex
ander, Graham, Butcher, Koch, Nagle,
Matson, Duncan, Lewis, Darling, Golding,
Marks Steward, Nelson, Rhodes, Beason
and a number of others whose names could
not be obtained.
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The following business was transacted
in probate yesterday:
The last will and testament of Lester ].
Herrick was filed. The win Is dated June
p, 1889, with codicil dated March 4, 1892
The executors named are d. H Peery, ST.,
Robert McQuarrie, Lester A. Herrick,
James A. Herrick and Joan L. Rerrick
The petition enunciates property and money
belonging to the estate amounting to 49,
6S537. The will bequeathes the estate
equally among his three wives, except a
few special requests TO his children.
In the estate and guardianship of E. A.
Reed, incompetent; an order was made
authorizing George a. Burgitt to accept
the cancellation of promissory note OF
William a. Hardin.
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The city council will meet tomorrow
night.
j. H. Bennett, of the Rio Grande West
ern, was in the city yesterday.
The Fisk jubilee singers will appear in
the opera house tomorrow evening.
Real estate transfers were S13, 903. for the
week $40, $40.
Mr.. and Mrs. Sidney Drew played to a
fair house at the Grand last evening.
Kents military band will give grand
May-day bali in Lester Park pavilion to-
morrow evening.
The hotel arrivals were very large yes
terday.
The residence of Mrs. j. Webb, living at
Statewide, burned to the ground Friday
morning. The loss was about 81, 600: in
surance, 81, 500.
Members Of the board of directors of the
reform school met yesterday, with all the
members present. The principal order of
business was the election of officers j. N.
Kimbal was elected presidents H. H.
Rolapp, secretary; w. n. Schilling, treas
urer. The executive board consists of L.
b. Adams, L. B. Stephens and L. r.
Rogers of Ogden.
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FORT DOUGLAS ITEMS.
Meat Contracts to be Lat-The Post Gardens
Look well-Sioux Soldiers

Meat Contracts to be Lat-The Post Gardens
Look well-Sioux Soldiers
All the troops were inspected and mus
tered at o'clock a. m Saturday. Captain
Wood inspected and mustered the First
battalion, Captain Richards the Second
battalion.
The electric roads are doing excellent
service from the city to the fort and the
cars go loaded.
During the month of May the Rapid
Transit road runs directly behind the tar
get ranges. The troops will be firing from
6:30 d. N. until noon each day during the
month, except Sundays.
Concert by the Fifteenth infantry band
at o. clock this p. m. in the band stand
No new cases for court martial the past
few days aud the number of prisoners has
gotten below the minimum.
The Flagstaff is graced with new post
! flag. 1t was very much needed.
A lot of recruits are expected for the Six
teenth in few weeks.
| Next week is the time for the city
butchers 10 put in their bids for supplying
the post with fresh beef the next fiscal
! year commencing July /. There will be
more rivalry this year than we have ever
had before. The contract price the past
year was over cents per pound.
| Lieutenant Vance IS not letting the
grass grow under the feet of his gardeners
at tie present time. He has charge of al
the gardens at the foot of the post anC
already the onions, peas, radisnes and let
tuce are in smiling condition. We always
beat the city on gardening.
! But very little work seems to be in pro
! gress here Outing this season. ProbablJ
| Uncle Sam has an economical Ii on.
We see that the bill for the right of way
through Fort Douglas reservation for 1--WE
| electric tramways has passed Congress.
I All the barracks have had good reno
waiting the past week-painting, calsomin
ing, scruboing and reftting.
1t is reported that necktie is to be is
sued the soldiers as a part of the uniform
The Sioux company now are very wei
drilled and they have their new rifles
They take considerable pride IN their mill
tary duties. Some six of the company will
have their wives and children here mex
week as quarters for them have beef
fitted up.
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The First District Court.

The following cases were tried in the
First district court yesterday:
William Bailey VS.. Sidney Stevens; order
granting defendant twenty days time to
serve notice of intention to waive for new
trial, and execution stayed.
Il. q. Warner VS.. George A. Barry ct
al. motion to settle cost bill argued and
taken under advisemenJ.
j. B. Barton VS.. Q. c. Richards; de-
murrer to complaint submitted ana taken
under advisement.
A. b. Patton VS.. David Jen Kent; cost
bill reduced; motion for new trial SUB
mitted and taken under adyisenent.
Utah Loan and Trust company VS.. r. H.
Nelson; demurrer to complaint argued and
taken under advisement; demurrer over
ruled; ten days.
L. b. Adams VS.. E. a. Reed ct al order
granting defendants ten days further time
10 plead.
Caleb L. Mckee vs. Thomas Emmett
demurrer to complaint overruled; ten days
to answer.
d. z. Tarpey VS.. John Doe Stocking
order granting execution and setting aside
sale under execution.
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LOGAN
SUNDAY,
IN THE MNSHES OF THE LAW.
Real Estate ransfers-Theatrical and Other
Observation-Disclosures and General.

Real Estate Transfers-Theatrical and Other
Amusements- and General.
The case of ]. G. Jensen, who was ar
r1sted for petit larceny, came up in Com
missioner Fletcher's court. 1t is alleged
that while Ole p. EkIund YVES in semi
intoxicated condition that Jensen, under
the pretense of getting o match from his
(Eklund's) pocket, took $3.50 IN cash.
The case was deferred until Tuesday.
A complaint was fled against Martin
Fink on the charge of disturbing the peace.
In Judge Goodwin's court the case of
Trenton for unlawful cohabitation was
continued until the 5th Of May
Rea! estate transfers yesterday were
81, 100.
The Fisk Jubilee singers were at the
Thatcher Opera house last night. Only a
fair sized audience listened to the pro
gramme, which was ably rendered. 1t
was an event which will be long remem-
| bered by the music lovers of Logan.
There is to be grand masquerade ball
at the Palace dancing hall next Friday,
Mayo. Harris well known quadrille band
furnishes the music.
A fine mare, the property of Erastus
Cole, was raffled to-day. There were fifty
chances at $3 each VIM. H. Thain held
the lucky number