Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1892-01-30
WIT AND HUMNi,.


down the back OF your neck. Rich
msond ascor&er.
A cyclone is like three school girls
walking sbreast-it doesn't turn out
Tor anything, -Iezas Sifttags.
A good liar is better company than
y truthful man with an impairment 10
his speech. Dra5s's NagazUge.
There is a good deal of public pray
ing done that doesn't mean anything
in heaven or on earth.--Ram's Horn.
The time comes when some men
leave father and mother and ceave
unto their uncle. - BtnghanllojI Leaier.
The week ought to be short for the
servant girl considering the number
of days she takes -Eimira Guzetie.
Teacher What are draft riotsP"
Pupil 'Quarrels caused by people
not shutting the door. "-Kats f'jclds
Washington.
Jinks-'How did YOU come TO lose
30 much money on the race?' Wnks
--"Got too many tips before | started. ="
.-Go0a Mems.
Reading maketh full man-thal is.
1t fills his mind with words tlmt he
does not know how TO pronounce. --
indianapolis JOHrnqL
Minnie-"I heard you are engaged.
Nhom toP' Alice Do YOU recognize
this ring?' Minuie--'Oh YES that's
Billy Bowes' ."--JlWeiers CrcVipr.
Woman is greedy creature. She
robbed mau Of rib at the outset Of
her career and she has been after his
heart ever since -BOst0H transcript
There is something snnky about
that woman said romantic Robert.
Probably her boa suggested his
practical sister. baltimore Ameytc9a.
Little vommy-- Mamma. papa has
been drinking" Mother - What
makes YOU think SOP Tommy lie
said that you were an angel "-leras
SWmgs
Chappie (ns he rose to go) ~ May
--aw-huye q goodnight kiss?' Rps-
allie suppose so. You must miss
your nurse uwiuily, dou'L you"-M
J. Heral1.
Theve is talk Of forming a YACHT
club up IN Caunda of New Workers.
There should be no difficulty ia doing
SO. There are plenty Of shippers
up there l0lt5ars StatesHlDa
He really believe Miss Highup
tried Co cut us. She (riva BELIZE
III sire had tried she would have sue
ceeded Did you ever see suca "a
hatcbet iuce?' ~ l. Fsehlg
Now, said the professor II want
you Sc iliuslrao the difference between
music and noise NYour own sing
iug and somebody's else. replied the
pupil confidently Washington star.
Biugo-"H How is the new servant
girl getting onP" Mrs Bjngo-"She's
gone Blugo Gone. Why, what's
TIE mutterP' Mrs. Bngo-"Mv
dresses didn't til her - Ctoab ReUi, 10.
A woman who threw yitriol at a
mau in Brooklyn the other day got
some ul it. on her own beauty and
sutIered dreadiully. Ladies' can not
be Too careful in these indulgence. --
Judgt
Mrs Scadds- Daughter, girl
should never throw herself alta young
man. " Miss Scadds-"W WHY. mummu?'
Mrs. Sendds-' Because girls are usu-
ally very inaccurate in their aim. ~
Jgiyt
Covert Contes-'IfI give you this
CANDY 4ill YOU tell your sister that
nm waipug here for herr Birdie
Browne q" How much more will Won
give me iJJ doat tell my big JrotaerP'
--iUrE
IAN thul nm nr over hope to be
owe 10 any vile, said Marrowlat.
"lhuts right retorted Hicks.
"Enme everything on your " ife.
It's Dne mau.y thing to do, '-N D..
UtruI
Mr. DoIley (terderIy) 'NljssScadds.
] indulge the hope of some day VIM
ding your love Miss Scadds (shak-
ing her head) My friends tell me
that you Indulge too much. MIR Dol
ley EpocL
Could you not if YOU tried, grant
me place 10 thnt lev henrt OF yours?'
My heart may b. Of Zee, as YOU say.
Mr.. Sophletgh. But an the same, |
am not in toe coid-sJorage business.
Indianapolis JouraaL
We've got to ecouomize. Maud"
said Henry, les absolutely neces-
,sal.r," Very well. " returned Maui
II shall give up Your cigar" 'And
] will do without fall bonnet said
Henry. hmpar's Basar.
Miss Canuy Sewer Whst an anna
iourjsh lo, of pirt0res! There seems
to be no lite on vjgor iu them. Jack
hIttick KY Us the mutln Of the hanu-