Grand Rapids herald., 1892-10-31
Spirlt of the Rural Press.

An Eest Malu street saloon displays
placsrd reading: ''Try one of our Co.
lnmbus egg tiips aud you Will discover
another world.-JscksonP Patriot.
Founde-A empy lady's poket book
on schol groun, yesterdy. Oner wot
can tell wOt was IN il can heve II soon.
-JAQUEs LAFLAM.-St. Ignace News.
If you want to nave your neighbor
feel like saying bad words, just hight a
bonfire OF leaves when the wind Is
blowing towards his house.-Greenvllle
Call.
James Hackett has moved into his
new home near the Maxon school
house. Here is chance for some
matrlmOuIaliy inclined young lady to
set her cap, as jim is a fine fellow
Jack Courier.
Henry Grevengoed now rides BIZ
cycle.-Grand Haven Tribune.
Many young mans soliloquy-
These are the melancholy days, the
saddest of the year. Pm now without
an overcoat; my money went for beer.
Cedar Springs Clipper.
The king of Ireland and bis gang
started the line work of the electric
street railway yesterday by unloading
two carloads of poles. -Manistee Demo.
crat.
Mr.. shelp OF Pine Lake was in orr
neighborhood last week peddllng
grapes.-Plalnwel Enterprise.
One thing can be said in favor of
Nancy Hanks-if she is fast, she doesn' t
appear on the street with her brothers.
suspenders on.-Waylsnd Globe.
A Battle Greek man lost $4,000. 1t
was recovered three months later. The
Calhoun county shark now sues the
finder for interest on the money
Grand Ledge Independent.
Having so far recovered my health
as to be on duty again, | will write you
few lines In regard to matters and
things In our village. cor
respondent OVID Register.
Someone had the audacity to take a
nice hive of bees from Mrs. B. j. Gales
dOoryard one night last week. 1t Is
too bad, as she was anticipating a good
supply of honey ana was only waiting
for q neighbor whom she had engaged
to be at liberty TO remove il from the
hive for her.-Caledonia News.
Sauersraut will soon be ripe.-Nash-
vile News.
George Strank's team ran away up
the street, this afternoon, bringing up
near the cemetery where the wagon
was tipped over. A calf and sheep
were IN the rack, but they could not
get out. although the way they both
blated was enough To bring tears to a
wooden image. No damage was done.
Eaton Rapids Herald.
The rhetoric class ia reproducing
poetry IN prose form.-Bellaire Breeze.
Go to Aunt Hannsh's quilting
Broophy Exponent.
We understand that our village has
a cnance to purchase dozen street
lamps posts and ally like the one at
Richards blacksmith shop, for $50.
Why not have light2-sunfield News.
There "a q nice story afiOat about a
Stanton girl who from her birth was
unable 20 talk. When IL years old the
use of her vocal organs gradually came
to her. Speech is now fully restored
and she IL improving at such a rate the
opportunity of her sex, lost so long,
that the physicians are alarmed. She
talks for days without rest or sleep IN
spite OF strong oplates. and Il - feared
that before she Is through making NJ
for lost time she will talk herself 10
destn.-petroit News.
At Red Jacket. Mrs. Mary Adsmson
was fined s. for using indecent Ian
guage. and two OF her daughters got
$40 each for being drunk.
Paddy McDsnnsh. a noted Ripley
character. IN a row the other day, had
an eve injured 40 that he will lose the
use OF the organ.
tmlay city merchants shut up shop
a. 9 50 evenings.