The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1892-09-18
"HE ARIZO II KICKER,
Annoyances that Compelled the Editor to
Announce Action.

TAKE NOTICE We own the only unabridged
dictionary in this State Senatorial district.
Wc are always Pleased to have our fellow
townsmen drop in ard consult tho big volume
when they get stucl: over any word. but OF lato
We have been rushed until We must take meas
urcs to protcct ourselves. A certain coterie,
consisting principally of old Joe Swipes,
Nevada Tom. Rocky Mountain Sam. Comanche
Bill. and IInIfhrced Jack. have got into the
habit OF calm. around at > o'clock In the
morning to consult Webster as to tho spelling
Of "saler,tus." "clothcspir." 'lemonade.'
aud other words OF tho sort. Last Saturday
night the gan2 came and knocked on our door
and wanted to rnut MS out to see how "hyena"
WAS src!led. We refused to be routed. and
some one "f them heavei II rock through our
bedroom window and came within an ace Of
smashing our head.
From aud inter this date our dictionary will
open, at s A. VI. and close at 7. W.. and after
doesn't make d particle Of Il Tcr"nre how the
old soakerS ur""nh herelothetr spelling. Not
one in a 1ozrn can writ" his own name or
get through nm auction bill. aud their sudden
interest u Webster doesn't arouse our ntiu-
Nor OrrfclN--His Honor the Mayor twho is
ourssll desires usto state that his action Of
accpnted It. hut so!cl5 and " "ntirciy NJ .s n pri aato
citizen. no even forgot Tor ;he moment that
Ito was editor and pTnrrietnr OF the K'cticti; He
u y III 'hui w I'ilb VIZ 'iol'len
raMT@isn viii Col. iii::hi."nkt. s WIZ Hai
,",i rS'IpmII ;r,m ,r a ri" IT, chicago,
with tho ~ train Saturiny mu.niu: and
WAS half drunk and ,%nrhin@ for q. row. "imc
humble drmranOr AMI uuakcrish appearance,
the wl,nrker stopped and pulled his nose. A
tho awful crclorr scoots over tho wild. prairie.
as the iery tllundcrboit da~hrs it,rlI against
the tall cottonwood. ne the waters o; hurstci
reservoir rush madlv down the ,ravino to
wreck and destroy whatever lies in their path,
and ans n ni"Ss cd "r iI'e ]ins siiT,vs.'GHI H. "m mau IItaF' Iim'
he riInvcd With him, He i"t Nm n Ito:
man isn't iead yet. Tho doctors say that
he mny lincer. along tor. months or oven got
well. but he will be 30 changed that even his
stare into vacancy his under Jaw drop down.
and his countenance will wear the lock Of ono
choking to death on u piece OF bemisteak and
SIN Orn ne" he Will ever, have Of the affair will
be- hay suspicion hat he happened along Iust
ms II volcano belclird forth and changed the
entire face Of the country Tor II thousand miles
LOOK ron THE "N."-Two weei:s previous to
the ex p~iration Of ynn.r Snu4rrirti"n Won will
~ your paper. Two weeks aft -r your sllhscrip-
ton mas "Nnired and nothing is iear! from the
*, you will very liErly hear from. u, W.
shall ride M OF. our mulcani demand I" know
why you haven't renewed. It's Il habit We fall
into during the first year ."f, editorial lir",
and We shall t%nntinte j. indefinitely. ".
never bulldoZe Tor advertising or snrscrip-
tions. but when an. advertiser or sihscriber
attempts to dr9p out Of sight No want t" know
h ,ays re nst ni.os wI and MAN. sat 10 Sh'W WV ~s sIi.iI s,S Wt
out next week to look M ten or twelve expired
Subscribers and may be out of town a. couple
may have to He snaIaded ont oian sarthworE..
while three others ara prepared to start FOR
the mountains and may have to be run down.