davidaulloa/AmericanStories huggingface dataset:
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-05
he Was Curious i.

The Comic.
MIR. Washington, (who ''can't bear not
to know")-You never notice the Jol-
li1owers when you meet, L" observe.
Why?
Mrs. Nestlington-Ahi | don't think
ever told you; she took mean adj
vantage OF my being out of town to get
engaged to Mr. JolIiflower.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-05
Working Under New RuIes.

Working Under New Rules.
Texas Siftings.
Waiter Ito customer about to leave the
restaurant forgotten some
thing, haven't you?
Customer guess not. Ive gotten
my overeoat, cane and hat. What have
l forgotten?
Waiter extending his hand)-The tip,
if you please, sir.
Customer had fowl dinner,
didn't I?'
Waiter-Yes. sir.
Customer-Well, according to the new
base ball rules there are to be no more
foul tips. GOod-day.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-05
a Fee for His Feelings.

LIE Petit Parisien.
A suicide was perpetrated in a certain
lodging house that shall be nameless. A
few days after the landlady sent the
family of the deceased bill containing
the following item: Fright caused by
the waiter when he discovered the
corpse. nineteen francs ninety-tive cen,
times"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-05
No ARront Intended.

SAN FRANCISCO, March AT the
regular meeting last night the Press
club of San Francisco adopted a resolu-
ton stating that its action in withdraw
ing from the international league of
press clubs was not intended rs an
affrOnt to NJ. IL. De Young, president of
the league and member of the club, as
had been stated.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-05
PEDDLER PENNY's PLAY.
Steps Taken to- Put His Wife's
Money Out OF Reach.

Money Out OF Reach.
BANGOR. Me, March 4.-Youthful
Herbert c. Penny and his ninety-year-
old bride have arrived from Belfast,
where they were visited by the white
caps. They are going to Amherst,
where Penny bought a farm the other
day with his brides money. Penny is
badly used up as result of his en-
counter with the white caps, and is con
fined to the house by his injuries. lie
states that he will take decided meas.
ureS to punish his assailants. Proceed
ings have been taken here which will
probably result in defeating Penny in
his plans of getting possession of his
aged brides large property, as applica-
ton was made to the probate court yes
terday to have her placed under guard
ianship. The bride went into BangO
bank and demanded all her securities,
but she was induced 10 wait short
time. Meantime the application for
guardianship was filed.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-05

Protection is class legislation because 1t
protects the few at the expense of the many
No industry is endowed with the right to tax
people-in other words. to absorb incomes of
people not engaged in that particular indus
try. Any business that cannot live on the
support given it by the laws of trade and
commerce deserves to go under and the sooner
the better. But no industry worthy of support
and of benefit to the PEOPLE and its incorpo-
rators will ever languish through lack of
custom if all the revenue laws were wiped
from the statute books. Protection, like
whisky. is merely an artificial stimulant.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-05
A JUDGE ASSAILED.
The Canadian Parlia ment Reused
to Resentment M4.

OTTAWA, Ont, March 4.-During this
discussion of the contested London
election yesterday, Mr. MulOck stated
that he had reliable information that
Judge Elliott, who is to try the case.
had made up his mind to give the seat
to Minister CARING at any risk. This
statement provoked cries of ''order"
from the Conservatives and the speaker
was compelled to Interfere. He told
Mulock that he must either retract his
statement or impeach Judge Elliott be-
fore parliament. Mulock reiterated his
charges, bus the uprOar was so great
that he was finally compelled to retract
which he did by stating that at some
future stage he would, if necessary, call
for the Judges impea chment.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-05
Journalistic Amenities West.

Phi1lipsburg (Cal.) Ledger.
"a The Anticipated jabberwoek that in
flicts its idiotic slobberings on the pub
lie through the columns of the News
imagines it the double-distilled essence
of wit to refer to the editor of this paper
as the ''bald-headed." etc. We admit
we haven't as much capillary adorn-
ment as the humorists of the News, but
the little we have is hair-it isn't
hriStlnS
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-05

THE new census gives New York city
only about 100000 population, which
are not likely to he called extravakant
figures, although they leave Chicago in
the rear until it can count at the
worlds fair.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-05
A Way Out.

Philadelphia Ledger.
An Indiana oetogenarian wants to
marry sixteen-year-old girl, and his
sons have applied to the courts to have
guardian appointed for him. The old
gentleman should propose a eompro-
mise ON which the courts shall appoint
the girl.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-05

IT IS a matter of pride to South Da-
kota that one of the parties to the
BLAINE .NEvINs airing Of domestic
things has residence there. The dis
position is to stand gaiiantly by their
fair eitIzpn
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-05

IT Is an easy observation Of the past
that the men who have done the most
running after the presidency have had
the least reciprocity on the part of the
presidency.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-05

Mr.. ROCKEFELLER is making trouble
for the other colleges with his 81. 00o,0
institution and professors with $1,000
salaries. They think he had better
divide his oil products about more.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-05

st. Paul. to get acquainte with tae n
to have them meet their fellow workers
in the cluSe. The hope of the party
rests in its youlg recruits.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-05
II Looks That Way.

Washington Post.
The New York World has turned its
"sDon't' hose upon the anti-Hillites.
Car it be possible that the New York
World doesn't possess the courage of its
agItationS
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-05

THE independent party in South Da-
kota may be mettlesome and lively, but
it is not big enough to split over trivial
matters.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-05
Anticipating March II.

New York Recorder.
Out in st. Paul the other night the
heavens were robed in green. This was.
perhaps, a compliment to st. Patrick,
who will be along on time this month.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-05

The Emperor WILLIAM is a great
cigarette smoker. This is the only ex-
PLANTATION some think needful Of his
erratic doingS.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-05
Eastern Advertising 0ffice-Room n
Tribune Eui!Ginu, New York.

, Complete files of the GLoBEalways kept on
hand for reference. Patrons and friends are
cordially invited to visit and avail tnensetEes
of the facilities of our Eastern Office while
In New York
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-05
Calling Around for Points.

Louisville Courier-Journal.
"Good morning, Mr.. Tascott. What
can do for you today?"
81 want you to give me points, Senior
Cara, as to the best manner in which
to keep on escaping"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-05

SHORT crops and lack of work make
more trouble on the other side of the
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-05
A Voice in the wilderness.

Springfield (Mass.) Republican.
Compromise is impossible. Another
candidate than Cleveland means the
abandonment of principle and courage,
the acceptance of cowardice and p0liti-
cal immortality. The crisis is great for
the Democracy.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-05
Robbing Peter to Pay Paul.

Boston Courier.
It's mistake to suppose that gov
eminent can legislate money into ones
pocket without legislating it out of the
pocket OF somebody else.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-05

Rejected communications cannot be pre-
Eeryed. Address all letters and kilograms 70
THE GLOBE. st. Paul, Mimi.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-05

If this country is looking for something
new in the way of capital punishment to
succeed electricity, what's the matter with
the folding bed?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-05

THAT CUILoM boom is just now out
of sight, but may have been taken i'll
for repairS
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-05

TRI-WEEKLY- DAILY Monday, "Wednesday
and FridGy.)
yr in advance. .s4 co 6 mos in ady..S2 W
3months in advance. 81 W.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-05

Both the free silver and tariff reform meas
ures have their friends in congress- but no
one appears frantic to give Senator Pad
docks pure food bill the right-of-way.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-05

SUNDAY ALONE.
tyr in advance. 81 90 3 mos. in adv. .50c
q m. in advance. l 90 l NJ. in adyanee.Zoc
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-05

AUSTRALIA furnishes some of the
champions In the ring. as well as new
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-05

WEEKLY ST. PAUL GLOBE.
One Pear 81 Six no. Csc Three mo-, SIC
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-05
r. PAUL GLOBE SUBSCRIPTION RATE
pAILY AND SUNDAY

DAILY AND SUNDAY.
VT in advance. $40 90 , mos in adv.-S 81 ~
4 IN in advance ) Oh weeks in adv. %
One month .e5e
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-05

Urgent Deficiency Bill.
WASHINGTON, March 4-The house
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-05

Noah Porter was born at Pennington.
Conn. Dec. a. 1911. He graduated from
Yale in 1881. taught in the schools of New
Haven till 1873. since which year he was CON
nected with Yale as tutor. professor and
president until 1886. wnen he resigned
There was, however. an interval of ten
years from 1886 to 1915 when he was pastor
of two Congregational churches. In 1916 he
became professor of metaphysics and moral
philosophy, and in 1871 succeeded DR.. Wool
sey in the presidency of the college. He
published many books, the one by which he
is best known being work on psycholo 81
called THE Human Intellect" He was also
TIE editor of the revised editions of Web.
ster'S dictionary
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-05

Is Norway has a waterproof paper church.
j But is it fre-proof .JHaN
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-05
! Also i'll political circles. q

3 On the nrairies Of the Northwest the crow
is looked upon as a bird of il.omen.-Pitts-
burg Dispatch. -a7asli
n AIsa ,oiifinal r r rclesers ~
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-05
NOAH PORTER's DEATH.
The Beloved and Famous Scholar
a Victim of Influenza.

Victim of Influenza
NEW HAVEN, Conn.,, March 4.-NOah
Porter, ID. D., LII. d., formerly preSi-
dent of Yale college. and Clark profess
sor of moral philosophy and meta
physics, died at his home in this city at
$40 o'clock this morning. He was
eighty years old. In December last he
suffered from an attack of influenza,
from which he never rallied. At many
times during the last few months he
was in critical condition. Last even
ing he showed distinct sign of failure,
and from O'clock until the end came,
he sank very rapidly. He was uncOn-
sciOus during most of this time. Two
daughters survive him.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-05

IL A dispatch from Arizona in an exchange
is headed Gold i'll the Humbug District"
This, however. has no reference to Dwight,
H.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-05
SUNRISE SIGNALS.

A party of anarchists is said to have left
several large dynamite bombs at the resi-
dence of Princess da Sagan, Paris, not neees-
sarily for publication, but as a guarantee of
good faith.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-05

! Despite the pension bureau investigation
Raum is still in the ring and it is quietly
whispered around Washington that he feels
at home i'll it.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-05

What is the use OF Democrats nominating a
dark horse when there is a good iron Gray
down i'll the Indiana paddock?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-05

We acknowledge the receipt of au Indian
journal, published at Carlisle, Pa, ''The Red
Man." marked with red lead pencil. but up
to date it remains unread, and is likely to re-
main so indefinitely
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1892-11-13
wonan's Laughter

Women vcry gonerally neglect
powerful weapon Of oiTcnse and de-
fenso placed at their command by ma
ture. a womnn's laugh, II intelli-
gently aud skillfully uncd. can wilher
a nan in his tracks or elevate him tn
the seventh heaven of happiness, Guys
Brandon Banner.
Several causes have contributed 10
tho decadcnco OF wuman's laughter.
Tho chief ono perhaps 10 tho modern
habit OF dressing. Full FREQ laughter
depends upon u perfect development
and exercise OF tho respiratory mus.
clcs. Confined, as these arc. by at cl
and whalobone, laughter becomes IN
impossibility.
With loss OF tho nrt OF laughter
comes q loss Of tho sense Of humor.
Whom tho expression Of any OF tho
eensos becomes difficult tho ecnse IT,.
self dwiudlos. Don't mistake gig
Cling for laughter.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1892-11-13
a School on Wheels

Morrison Fellows has just returned
from Smiths Valley where ho has
been engaged Tor tho pnst thrco
wcoks in moving school house.
Not 30 remarkable until IL Is known
that tho school convened every day
as usunl and tho tcacfi.r mud pupils
wore treated to a FREQ ride for sixteen
duys. Tho schoolhouso was moved
q distance OF two miles, six irrigating
ditchcs woro crossed and nftor tho
second day tho writing lessons wcro
resumed without difficulty by tho pu.
pills. During tho time the house vas
on rollers throo political meetings,
two church services uld ono dancing
party wero held therein. The brick
Chimney was leiS standing md sut.
fcred no jar wb.tsver. No one cap
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1892-11-13
Detecting Spurious Coins.

"uere's tho way we tcst coins in
tho treasnry." And tho expert swift
ly poised tho dollar piece horizontally
on tho tip OF his forofngcr, holding
tho thumb quarter OF an inch away
from it, and gave it brisk tap with
annttcr coin. A clear silver ring
sounded out. "Good. but here; lis-
ten;" aud he repeated tho operation
with another coin that guvo out DUH
heavy click that ccused almost as
eo)n as IL began. "rype metal and
load; moldod, too. That's wretchcd
counterfeit" allow do you tell that
itwas moidodH" asked u Springfield
Republican mnu.
llO hold the two coins 30 that tho
light struck ON their odgcs. "Just
compare the recding, will you, or mill
Ing, as some people call il, in this
gonuino coin it ia very clear and sharp
cut, in tho counterfeit II ia course
aud dull. That is because IL Is moldod
Instead Of being stamped in cold
metal liko tho Government coins.
"Why do tho counterioitcrs not use
tho Same cold process"
ut costs too much aud makcs too
much noise. With mold, you see,
a ourterioitor Gun carry on his work
In a Rarret, ind II policeman CONES
in ho can shy tho whole outfit out OF
Tho window. but IL takes great
power 70 run dic. Still Bomo high.
hyiDg countcrtoitors do uso thom,
Hnd thoir work Is usually harder Ia
dotsct. though il Is mover so perfect
"s that Of tho Govcrnmont mint"
what is tho surost tost for counter.
feit coin for popular us,f"
"Ihe loohs OF tho roOdng, no | wns
telling you--tho milling, by tho way,
10 on tho faco OF tho coin and not on
tho odge, no most people think. That's
tho surest and oasio,t thing, but, OF
course, other tosts aavo 20 bo usod,
especially for weight md thickness.
A little soalo for weight and measure
10 tho handiost thing TO sottlo TINT.
Thon for platod coin a drop OF acid
spurtod on tho edge whero tho plating
woars most will chow up the baso
netal In n hurry"
"What acid do you usei"
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1892-11-13

Tho grammar OF little children is
ottcmtimes very amusing. A little
four year-old girl, who had that prot-
ty' matronly way that little girls are
apt to assume with thoir Younger
brothers and sisters, was at tho break
fnst tnblo with some guests, aud wish
ing to show her superior knuwledge
and ngs she said: "My little brother
Van said no bad talked two biscuits.
lio meant to have said. Il have tooken
two buscuits.' You know Van is only
threc ycnrs old. lIo doesn't always
know how to say characterization
Union.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1892-11-13
"For gold coin n mixture OF strong
A San Francisco Paper

"For gold coin mixture OF strong
nitric ncid, 6l2 drnchms, muriatic
acid Is drops, and water 8 drachms
Is used; for silver, 81 grains OF nitrate
OF slYcr, and 40 drops OF nitric ncid,
with ! ounce Of water. One drop ia
sufficient. II tho coin is heavily
plated we scrapo II Iit,lo before put
ting on the acid"
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1892-11-13

i'nirpins are msdo by n compli.
Gated machine. They arc used by n
very complicated creature, too.
Weekly independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 1887-1914, 1892-11-13

now dispute Mr.. Fellows superiority
IN tho matter OF moving houees-C Car
son Newe.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1892-01-01

state, met his death in q strange and shock
ing way on the day before Christmas. He
left his home on Thursday morning to go
to the court house and that was the last
seen of him until Saturday, when his man
gled body was discovered lying on the
ground in an open court i'm the centre of
the court house. The head was crushed
In, the legs and arms broken, the neck dis
located 1t is supposed that the unfortu-
nate man entered a small walk at the top
of the high wall surrounding the court,
and losing his balance. fell over. dropping
a distance of go feet. He was warm
personal friend of Gen. John e. Fremont.
Last Friday a young man rang the bell
at the door OF the Vanderbilt mansion i'm
New York and when the servant answered
the summons insisted on seeing Mr.. Van
dcrbilt When refused. and not being al
lowed To enter the house until he told his
business. he said he had come for por-
ton of Mr.. Nanderbilt'> brains. Mr. Van
dorbilt, he went on to say, had made a
great deal of money, while he had made
none. The difference was in the brains.
and he meant To have an Investigation to
find out what this difference was. Word
was sent to an officer and the cranky fell
low was taken into custody. lie has since
been committed to an asylum
John Davies, one of the best known
mining experts in the West, died almost
pcnniless at Chicago last week. He was
the original owner of the Little Chief
mine at Leadyille, Colo, which he sold 10
years ago for 100000. The mine was af-
terward sold for $1,000, 600. There is not
a miner i'm the West who has not heard of
the great poker game at Leadville, in which
Davies got up from the table $4,000 loser.
The next night he sat down and not only
recovered his loss but won $4,000 on top
of it. No one could deceive him on the
value or possibilities of a mine, but money
slipped through his fingers like water. He
gave large sums of money to charitable So
cieties at Denver, Leadyille and other
ularpS
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1892-01-01

4 grand celebration of the partial open
ing of the big Niagara Falls tunnel, one of
the greatest pieces of hydraulic engineer
ing work in the country, occurred there
on Christmas eve. All day the drillcrs in
the portal shaft, which opens on the river
bank below the Falls, could hear their com
radcs in shaft No. ! at work with the COM
pressed air drills The final blasts were
made at Is o'clock. and an hour afterward
the contractors walked through the head
ers, and over 1000 feet of the tunnel was
open. The tunnel men shouted and a
gala time followed. Prior to the final
blasts a hole was drilled between the two
sections through the solid rock and con
CALCULATIONS shouted back. The calcula-
tionS of the engineers We're accurate. the
two ends coming together at exactly the
same place. big lunch was served to
the BOSSES the drilers and Others connect
ed with the work. Al natiOnalities were
mingled together, black and white. in the
general hiarity of the evening. over 10
kegs of beer were drank. The scene of
the men in their miners costumes. hats
with lamps in them. enjoying themselves
to their utmost down in the bowels of the
earth was "A novel and thrilling one.
This tunnel is through solid rock direct
ly under the village of Niagara Falls, and
is part Of the great project for develop
ing an immense water power, estimated at
10000 horse power, from the waters OF
Niagara Falls.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1892-01-01
Entering the New Year.

The past is valuable only for the lessons
it can teach; the present for its opportun-
titles; the future for its possibilities. What
ever the past year may have meant to you
make it dead history. But let the New
Year be a living issue. With a big fresh
sponge, dripping with the clear water OF
forgiveness, wipe clean the slate of your
heart. Enter the year with kind thought
for every one. You need not kiss the
hand that smote You, but grasp it in cor
dial good feeling, and let the electricity OF
your own resolves find its connecting cur
rent-which very often exists where sc
think il not. An illnatured thought often
makes us bluer than the person to whom
it is directed. \ happy mind is an elixir,
and as are the spirits OF a wife in the
home, so will be those of the husband who
in turn will carry them into the outer
world. Domestic happiness often colors
commercial prosperity. The hearthstone
is the corner OF the counting-room An
unhappy wife makes blue merchant. As
we men live at home. so we work in the
outer Word.-Edw. w. Box in the LddieS
HOme J0urHdi.