The Press., 1892-03-10

Be a gentle master. Love,
 To one who loves you so.
 In a few days and weeks,
 .,ssse In few mont hs or years,
 Love brought me sorrow,
 And the salt. salt tears.
 Oh, Love, come with laughter. Or, Love. come with woe.
 Deal but gently with the heart
 That leans upon you so.
 ?. The bees wing is fragile. | The lark s egg is small.
 That you took was little.
 But 1t was my all.
 Bear the captive where you will.
 To high estate or low,
 But be a gentle master, Love, "'2 To one who loves you so.
 Dora Read tioodale in Harper's Weekly '. U Killed a Deer with Y Pocietknife.
 In the winter of 1853 the forests of Pennsylvania in adjoining counties were overrun with wild beasts. was then teaching school in log school house having low windows. situated OF q branch of Oil creek, three miles above Titus vile, in what was then known as the Ridgeway district, when one day heard the deep toned paying of hounds up the mountain side all the forenoon. and IS was about to dismiss school for noon re. cess noticed large deer looking in at one of the windows. with tongue pro truding, smoking sides heaving and evi dently very tired. School was out for noon at once, and on a doublequick l started after the deer, keeping about two rods behind him until we had run some twenty five rods to the creek, which was frozen over and had light fall of snow on the ice
 Assthe deer struck the ice with a bound he broke in and fell, and before he could get up or. extricate himself from his muddy and icy environnsent 1 was on top of him having hard tussel to hold him until the schoolboys came mp. when one of them. as directed, took my pen knife from my pocket, opened it and gave it to me, and with it very soon opened the veins in the deer's neck and had no further trouble in holding him down, having bled him to death with a small penknife. The hounds came up at the finish. rendering assistance, but were kept at bay by the boys while l dressed the deer, kept the hide, distributed the venison among the pupils. and on the next morning had delicious venison steak for my breakfast.-Cor. Buffalo Courier A CHILDLEss sHoME.-Smith and his wife have every luxury that money can buy, but there is one thing lacking to their hap piness. Both are fond of children, but no little voices prattle, no little feet batter in their beautiful home. "I would give ten years of my life if I could have one healthy living child of my own," Smith of ten says to himself. No woman can be the mother of healthy offspring unless she is herself in good health. If she suffers from female weakness, general debility, bearing down pains, and functional de- engagements, ,her physical condition is such that she cannot hope to have healthy chil- dren. Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription is sovereign and guaranteed remedy for all these ailments. See guarantee print ed on bottle wrapper. @
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