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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-28

of d. P. Heap, U. S. A.. on the mode of
lighting The Statue of Liberty"
Paul II. Haynes Methods of Com
position are recounted by his son, Will
lam III. Hayne, with two portraits.
Mrs. Bloomfield Moore explains
''Keeiy's Present Position, and tells us
that he is searching. not for perpetual
motion, but for the elements of hydro
gen.
Francis Preston Fremont, U. S. A..
writes briefly of Fremont in Cali
fornia." NJ. Crofton, in ''Men of the
Day." handles Herbert Spencer, Vic
torien Sardou. Robert T. Lincoln and
Phillips Brooks. 'As 1t Seems" talks
of Renan. Tennyson and other matters.
There is short story of California,
illustrated. AN Honest Heathen," by
Ella Sterling Cummins, and brief
prose poem, "a Life" by Henry Rus
sell Wray. The verse1of the number is
by Florence Earle Coates, Gertrude
Morton, S. r. Elliott and Frederick
Peterson.
Lippincott's Magazine. J. B. Lippin-
colt az Co., publishers. Philadelphia.
Scribners' Magazine, Charles Scrb-
ner's Sons. New York.
California Magazine, The California
Publishing company, San Francisco.
HarperS' Magazine, Harper Bros,
New York
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-28
THE FUN SHARPS.

Mistress-How is it that | saw a pO-
Iiceman hugging you i'll the kitchen
last night?
Maid-I dunno, mum. unless you was
peekin' through the keynote. New
York Weekly.
STRANGE But TRUE.
Come into the cabin" said the cap
tain to the diver, land have a drink"
Thanks. Guess l will" returned the
diver. ''fhs submarine business is
pretty dry work. PUCK.
HE WAS Ratified.
JIMMY was walking in the woods.
when ali at once | came on the biggest
kind OF rattlesnake.
Pa-How do you know it was rattle
snake, Jimmy?
Jimmy-By the way MY teeth ratified
as soon as ! saw him.-FeXas Sift.ngs.
AN AVERAGE BARBER.
Barber-You don't come very often.
CuStomer-lt takes too much time.
Barber-I cut hair in ten minutes.
Customer-Yes, but it takes three
weeks for it to grow enough to look re-
spectacle again-NeW York Weekly.
IT WAS TOO THIN"
Say" said BurnsideS, sitting up in
the BARRIERS chair: lis that tooth soap?"
NO, sir" replied the barber, its
shaving soap"
Then don't put any more of it in my
mouth. Puck
WOULDN'T PASS.
Clererton is 1t true, ola man, that
your girl has gone back ON you and re-
turned the ring?
Dashaway-i am afraid it is, old fei-
low. and am all broke up.
CIeyerton (Sympathetically) = What
dit! she say when she returned it?
DaShaway-- she didn't return it III
person. She sent it by her uncle.
Cleverton-Her uncle! Why, what has
he to do with il?
Dashaway tsadIy)-He is a diamond
tester by trade. -.Iudge.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-28
ALL SORTS.

What is done cannot be undone. espe-
cialIy if it is Il hard-boiied egg.-IeXas
Siftings.
Despite of the bees reputation for
steady devotion to business, it is hum
bug.-Philadelphia Record.
This has been great season for Oh
serving heavenly bodies at the different
watering piacps.-Picayune.
Some one remarks that ''the devil
soon gets into Idle people," But if the
devil gets into them they surely cannot
be unOccupied. -Sittlngs.
He-O. Mabel Ask me to do some
deed of daring to prove my love. She
Well. go and ask papa 10 let us get
married right away! Gle collapses).-
Fun.
After dinner. Lady Allsfish Ito her
latest acquisitiom now, count,
shall we have rubber. "Sanks,
madam: but do not believe in re mas
ge."-London Fun.
When a Boston novelist wants to
make his hero swear he writes, "a
blank expression came into his face. :"
and lets it go at that.-NeW York
Truth
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-28
ST. PAUL CURRENCY.

The idea of adopting the lady slippers as
the typical flower of Minnesota is intensely
unpopular with the small boy, who cannot
recall any ladys slipper with any but that
tired feeling.
:
The prediction of the grand meteoric dis
play for last night can lake the hand of the
prediction OF the cold wave for the same
time, and together they can stroll down the
avenues of time.
The judges of election need not be cock
sure of that $50 each, even though the com
mittee be unanimous. Back of the commit
tee and behind the council looms up the
protentous form of Comptroller McCardy.
mighty, and armed with notion.
$ 5
There are many Republican candidates for
the position of corporation attorney. But
how many of those mentioned but would
rattle around in Dan LAWYERS shoes like a
bean in Il gourd?
S s
The hole whence will arise, in the course of
many years. the new postofice has been
fenced in for the winter How would it do
to fill it with wate- and utilize it as a rink?
Surely the people should get some service
out of that spot before 1897.
S S
Col Kiefer is inviting all his friends down
to see him at Washington. He has neglected
to include in the invitation an injunction to
each man to bring his microscope with him.
Republicans who bet Nelson would ave
1900 plurality might as we'll settle up, and
Democrats who bet he would not have 1O,0l0
would do well to follow suit
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-28
BOOK TALKS.

Bulletin No. 1.-The Mammals of Min
nesota, a Scientific Account OF Their
Features and Habits.' is the rather
lengthy title of book issued by the
natural history survey of the state. To
those who have love for or interest in
these shy denizeus of the woods, that
are SO swiftly disappearing. this book
will be full of interest. 1t is so clearly
written that one with the smallest
knowledge of scientific terms will be
able TO read intelligently. The style is
fascinating. You feel with the author
all his enthusiasm as he describes
night watch in the forest with nothing
to break the silence, the snap of burn
ing twigs or the fall OF a branch broken
from some tree by the weight of
ice. Listening. half-asleep, he Says
1.-The half-somnolent reverie was
broken by faint melodious sounds in an
excessively high key-so high that it
seemed that might be simply hearing
the lower notes OF an elfin symphony,
the upper registers in which were
above the power of human ears to dis
tinguish. Without moving turned my
eyes upon the firelit circle, above which
the darkness formed an apparently i'm
penetrable wall. Only the most careful
scrutiny enabled me to discover the
tiny musicians. Within few feet of my
head raced pair of ShrewS-So minute
as to escape my observation at first"
And so on he tells of his delight in his
ability to look i'll on these wild folk at
nome and in the bOsomS of their FAM
lilies. 1t is impossible to Overrate the
Importance OF the work of this survey,
or to too highly praise the wisdom of
its appointments.
q 81, no Z l. -
own chatting dish. and to know how to
use it in all sorts OF amateur ways. this
little book. translated from the French
by A. Rand called ''Ninety-Nine PIac-
teal Methods of Utilizing Boiled Beet"
comes very opportune. 10 these ninety
and nine Is SuDeradded an original rec
ipe fer ste|ed chicken, and to Babet is
aScribed the wisdom that evolved all
these delicious tpicurian bits from pro-
sale cold boiled beef.
In her preface, Nine. n. de Fontciose
has this to say as to the motive ttat
gave birth to the book: "A celebrated
epicure of somewhat philosophical
turn Of mind WAS once asked the name
of the greatest bcnefact0r OF his race.
Instead OF naming Vincent de Paul,
or some local functiohary. his reply
was, The man VINO discovers Il new
Kind of seas Oning.'
This anecdote occurred to my mind
as l glanced over the culinary notes
prepared by Babet'S hand for her own
use. "fhere," sollloquzed. we have
parsonage of importance who de-
serves" A sudden idea occurred to me.
Why not publish these notes. if we can
obtain Babets consent? Thence the
book. Housekeepers welcome anything
that adds to tie luxury of the table, es-
peciaily if that luxury is unattended
with additional expense. To them this
little book, that tells so we'll how to
utilize the beef that one must buy, it
they would have a perfect soup 10 pre-
ceed the dinner, it will be verItablc
fairy'S wand,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-28
THE LADY AND TIE TIGER.

OIL course. Mayor Grant could not
listen to the women of this city and re-
appoint one of their. number to her
place on tho school board. Women have
no votes, and Fammany has no use for
them.-New York Mail and Express.
Mayor Grant was bold enough to say
that ladies were not useful in the posi-
ton they sought. We guess, if the truth
were known. the real reason is that for
every woman appointed there would be
one less offieeh0lderfor Tammany Hall.
Philadelphia (Pa.) Evening Star.
The need of women on the board is
obvious. and their presence there, both
i'll this and other cities, has been of very
manifest advantage. TO exclude them,
as Mayor Grant has done, is TO take
step backward. York World.
The decision of Mayor Grant casts no
discredit on the fidelity of the women
commissioners 10 the trust confided to
them. Itrather bears testimony to their
good sense in not trying to overstep
their natural iimitations.-NeW York
Sun.
Mayor Grant is. according to his own
words, mot convinced of the value of
services of women" as school commiS
sioners. But how can he ever be COIL
WINGED unless he gives the women q
fair, honest trial? The mayor is both
ungaiIant and impracticable. - New
York Press.
Mayor Grant, of New York, has de
clded not to appoint women on the
board of school commissioners. This is
Il step backward. Tnere should be fe-
male representatives in this particular
departments OF municipal administration
if i'll no other.-Philadelphia Record
Mayor Grant, if determined to sig
naize his retirement from public hon
ors by perpetrating SO unjust, unpopu-
ldr and medieval on act as eliminating
all the women from the board of educa-
ton, at least might have achieved that
fell end with more wisdom. New York
Telegram.
Mayor Grant has made a great mis-
take, and one that he could not well
afford to make were it not that he is
about retiring from politics. 1t is Tam
many'S desire to control the public
schools as it controls everything IN The
city, and the exclusion OF women from
the school board is simply Differences
paid the practical politicians OF Tam
many Hall. Every intelligent citizen
will understand the significance IF the
mayors actiou.-NeW York Morning
Advertiser
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-28
HUXLEY'S TRIBUTE TO TEN.
NYSON.
The Minister speaks.l

(The Minister speaks.)
Bring me my dead
To me that have grown,
Stone laid upon stone,
AS the stormy brood
OF English blood
Has waxed and spread
And filled the world.
With sails unfurled;
With men that may not lie;
With thoughts that cannot die.
Bring me my dead
Into the stored hall,
Where | have garnered all
NV harvest without weed:
Ny chosen fruits of goodly seed:
And lay him gently down among
The men of state, the men of song;
The men that would not suffer wrong;
The thought-worn chieftains of the mind;
Head servants of the human kind.
Bring me my dead
The autumn sun shall shed
Its beams athwart the bierS
Heaped blooms; many tears
Shall flow; his words, in cadence sweet and
strong,
Shall voice the full hearts of the silent
throng.
Bring me my dead
And oh sad welded mourner, seeking still
For vanished hand clasp; drinking in thy fill
Of holy grief; forgive. that pious theft
RobS thee of all, save memories, left;
Not thine TO kneel beside the grassy mound
While dies the western glow; nnd all around
Is silence; and the shadows closer creep
And whisper softly: All must Tall asleep.
Nineteenth Century.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-28
Cabinet Gossip.

New \ ork Herald.
There is a surprise in store for the
local makers of cabinets today, because
they will have TO take into considera-
ton new name.
1t is that of Senator John q. Carlisle,
of Kentucky, and he is likely to be made
secretary of state.
Senator Carlisle, who has been in the
city since the Saturday before election,
started for home yesterday afternoon.
Since Mr.. Cleveland's election they
have been in prolonged consultation
almost daily. Mr. Carlisle on Monday
spent three hours with Mr.. Cleveland.
He visited him Sunday and remained
with him until nearly midnight. He
spent almost the entire preceding day
with Mr.. Cleveland and his friends.
The preSident-elect has talked with
Senator Carlisle about all the issues, of
the campaign, and asked hiS.advice on
many ticklish points. Mr.. Cleveland
thinks that Senator Carlisle is the man
he wants for the position of secretary
of state.
The newest name in cabinet specula-
ton IS that of James G. Carter. He is Il
leading Democratic lawyer of this city,
and there is no doubt that Mr. Cleve-
land has, him in mind. A friend of
Mr.. Carter said yesterday:
Mr.. Carter is an intimate personal
friend of the president-elect. man of
high character, and the possessor OF
sufficient fortune to give him that easy
Independence which is almost indis-
pensable to one vino Is 10 assume the
post OF secretary of state. 10 the OBJ
lection that MIR. Carter is not we'll
known to the country at large. however
we'll he may be known to lawyers in
this city, the presdent-eect replied
that Mr. Carter is better known than
any man Who became menlber of Gen.
Grants second cabinet. Mr.. Carter in
Mr.. Cleveland's opinion. is not only IA
more able man than Hamilton Fish was
when he became secretary Of state TN
der Grant, but is in the enjoyment of
wider fame"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-28
The RETURNS Are IN,
And Nelson's Plurality Is 0
Little Under Fifteen
Thousand.
The Sage's Vote Falls Very
Far Short Of the Esti-
mate,
While the Prohibition Candi-
date Runs Away Behind
Hugh Harrison.
Peculiar Features Of the Re-
suit in Many OF the
Counties.

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LAWYER ..... OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES. 9i,9iO
DOnnelly Observation-Disclosures. . 3u!17
Dean acknowledgements. ........ l.9fS
Nelson's plurality, 1i,GH.
With official returns from all but two
counties of the state, Polk and WatUu-
wan, and with the unofficial, though un-
doubleday correct.fgures from these two
the plurality OF Knute Nelson, the gov
ernor-elect, is 1867, or little more
than 500 under $1,000. The figures
found in the tables below are taken
from the official returns made by the
canvassing boards of the various coun-
ties to the secretary of state, and are, as
stated. complete, with the exception OF
two counties In both Polk and WatOn
wan the returns have been canvaSSed,
but for some reason the returns haye
not yet reached the state house in the
official channel. The correct figures,
however, as reported at the time the
cauyaSSing boards of these counties
completed their labOrS, are round in the
table, and the state canVaSSing board
Will make n report that will differ little
if any from the Ie ult stated below.
Nelson's plurality is less than -, 600,
and those who have wagerS around
these figures can see just where they
stand. The peculiar manner in which
the people Of the various counties seem
to have voted made ali attempts to esu-
mate counties not heard from futile
NO TWO counties seem to have been az
fected alike. In Polk county, for eX-
ample. the gains made by LAWYER and
Nelson were about the same, While
i'll the neighborng county OF Norman
Nelson's gain over Merriam'S y0lc of
two years ago was out of all proportion
to LAWYERS. The same timing was
shown i'll the two adjoining counties
of Jackson and Cottonwood. The re-
turns in tabular form follow:
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-28
WAYS AND MEANS.

Whether there be an extra session of
congress or not, the thorough discussion
the question is receiving will be pro-
ductive Of much good. The trend of
the discussion will indicate the tenn
per of the people toward the
various ways and means for putting
into operation the economic changes
decreed by the receut Democratic fri
umph. Although the people have de-
clared Enthusiastically for tariff reduc-
ton, they have not chosen between the
different plans for its accomplishment,
whether by the SPRINGER plan of sep
arate bills, the MORRISON horizonal
plan. or some other. Neither have
they declared whether the reduc-
ton shall be put into Immediate
force or proceeded to with slow DELHI
GRAFTON. On these points the extra-ses-
sion discussion is throwing much light
Party leaders are freely expressing
their views on ways aud means
and time for tariff reduction, and
for the various correlated economic
changes. One leader advocates IL grad
uated income tax as an incidental
feature, and thinks the sooner the bet
ter. Another thinks the more haste the
less speed, and advocates a treasury de
partment commission to frame tariff
measure, pending the assembling of the
Fifty-third congress in December. 1898.
The press conveys these several propo.
sitions to the public and reflects
back the public's opinion of them.
Whether the result be all extra
session or a treasury commission or
some other method. ii will undoubtedly
represent the consensus Of popular
Judgment. AS for the GLOBE. it has
but one tariff reduction scheme to pre-
sent, to wit: The way to reduce is to
reduce
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-28
What Will Niagara Do?

New Orleans Times Democrat.
They propose to furnish by tele-
graph" as 1t were. all the power neces-
sary to operate the machinery at the
Chicago exposition, 600 miles away; and
if their experiment proves the complete
success they think they Will be pre-
pared 20 furnish as much horsepower
rs may be needed ty any factury in the
United States. In other words. il the
Niagara tunnel fulGlls the expectation
of the engineers who designed and have
built it, it will revolutionZe manufact-
ures do away with steam, render coal
10 longer an industrial necessity and
greatly simplify and cheapen manu-
featuring.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-28
A KANS AS FEUD.

The election of Mrs. MARY LEASE to
be senator from Kansas would be the
fulfillment of a rare and beautiful re-
Venge.
While JOHN JAMES INGALLS, was still
a senator, but subsequent to the election
of the Kansas legislature which was to
give his seat to the bearded PEI FER,
Mrs. LEASE made pilgrimage to Wash
ington. Congress was then in session,
and Mrs. LEASE took it in by
way of recreation and diversion,
just as her unemancipated sisters
take in the horse show or the charity
ball. From her seat in the senate gall
lery she looked down upon the gloomy
yiSage of JOHN JAMES INGALLS,, her vic
tim, and her heart sOftened toward him.
She had played BrutuS to his Caesar out
there in Kansas, but as she viewed his
officialremains here in Washington she
remembered that she mad nothing par
ticularly personal against him. 1t was
only that he had been Caesar and she
Brutus. She was willing to forget and
forgive now that he was, officially speak
ing, q corpse; so, with Il sudden
glorious inspiration to magnanimity,
enc trudged down from the senate gal
iery to the senate reception rooms and
sent in her card to JOHN JAMES In
CALLS. For brief interval she sat and
waited, and plumed herself on the soon
tO-be-preSented spectacle Of two mighty
warriors of opposing hosts shaking
hands across the bloody chasm. And
then-well, then the page came back
with the card, and across it JOHN JAMES
INGALLS, had scrubbed this scathing
rebuke: "OnIy Indians and women
scalp their dead"
In that hour the iron entered Mrs.
MARY LEASES soul, and she swore
great big masculine oath of vengeance.
JOHN JAMES INGALLS, was politically
dead; he should never be resurrected.
Moreover, she, MARY LEASE, would
one day wear his official shoes, however
much they pinched her truly Kansan
cOrns. That was Mrs. MARY LEASES
vow of vengeance. 1t has been sedu-
lousy kept so far as concerns the resur-
rection feature. JOHN JAMES IN
CALLS is deader now than ever. But
shall MARY wear his shoes? That is
the burning question of the hour in
Kansas. If it be answered afirmatively,
MARY's revenge will be complete and
perfect. JOHN JAMES will sit in the
lobby and MARY will sit in the senate:
and it will be entirely useless for him
to send in his card.
Lord BYRON has told US that
Time at last sets all things even;
And if We do but watch the hour.
There never yetwas human power
Which could evade, if unforgiven,
The patient search and vigil long
OF him who treasures up wrong.
JOHN JAMES INGALLS, is doubtless
bitterly convinced that this applies with
double back-action pneumatic-tire-a
balI-bearing force when it is "her''
and not him" who treasures up the
wrong.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-28
Periodicals Received.

Harper's Weekly, Harper's Bazaar, Harper
Bros, New York
The Whole Family, the Russell Publishing
company, Boston.
The New York Ledger. Robert Bonner's
Sons, New York.
The Youths Companion, Perry Mason COM
pany, Boston.
Two Tales, Two Tales Publishing com
pany, Boston.
Current Literature Current Literature Pub
fishing company. New YORK
Belford's Magazine, E. Bedford. publisher
Chicago.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-28
The Eifty-ThIrd Congcess.

New York Times.
After looking at all the advantages to
be gained by calling the FIrty-third con
gress in September OF October, we find
the arguments in support of such action
so strong that there can be very little
doubt, it seems to us, that the PROPOSE
ton will be adopted by the leaders of
the victorious party as the best that can
be SuTgpStPd
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-28
The Country N1t BIG Enough

st. Louis posl-Dispatch
Should Mrs. Lease be elected United
States senator from Kansas it will knock
out Mrs. " Martins presidential
boom. This country is not big enough
to hold two female aspirants for that
high Office.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-28
Diana in Chicago.

New York Herald.
1t is distressing to hear that New
Y0rk's Diana has so shocked Chicago's
sensitive soul that the Image is to be
broken up and recast. Still, if the Chi
cagUans are determined TO put the god
dess in store clothes, the least they can
do is to get their fashion plates from
New York, and not from Omaha OF
Oshkosh
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-28
TODAY,S WEATHER.

WASHINGTON, Nov. 27.-For Minnesota,
North Dakota, South Dakota and Iowa: Fair,
followed in Western North Dakota by show
ers: slightly warmer; southerly winds. For
Wisconsin: Fair; southerly winds. For
Montana: Showers
GENERAL OBSERVATIONS.
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULT-
IRE, WEATHER BUREAU. WASHINGTON. Nov.
g7 6:4S p. m. Local Time. p. m. 18th Merid-
ian Time.-Observations taken at the same
moment of time at all stations.