The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1892-11-02
Moseley Items;

We are knocking at the door Of your
sanctum for admittance Mr.. Editor, and
" ill ask you to excuse US for leaving the
farmers at home this week. They all have
plenty Of corn, fine turnips with an
abundance of potatoes and garden vege-
tables, all are in good health, and, as an
Irishman would say, the most unhappy
people OF Barnes arc those who do not
live here.
Preparations are being made for yecep-
ton at this place in the near future. AS
soon as we can learn the particulars we
will send them up.
Our Devil Is responsible for the remark
"that the woman who never takes any in
terest in the fashions needs medicine"
An effort is being made to procure an
organ for the Baptist Church at this place.
There are people who seem to have an
idea that they attract attention in Heaven
for their piety when selling pinders at
colored Church festival.
One of our townsmen has suddenly de-
velol 3i fondness for fishing in the Sa.
yannan River. We think his wife Is be-
coming interested, too, becase the last
time be went she hitched up and drove
over after him.
Miss Fannie Galloway is spending
few weeks with her cousin, Mrs. A. A.
Mauldin.
One of the writer's last week said
couple had met for the first tune in two
years. We could mention seven different
couples who have met recently after two
years absence, and they all report pleas
ant time. By the way that writer forgot
to mention couple that met last fourth
SUNDAY afternoon the first time in two
months. We did not notice any joy at
that meeting, and feel safe in saying that
he never got nickel when he left.
Some Of our people attended the Union
Meeting at First Greek Church last Sasur-
day and Sunday.
Miss Mollie Morgan returned yesterday
from weeks visit with friends at Bleckley.
There are several fine hogs in this vicin.
ity. Our people seem determined to have
their SMOKE houses nearer home next
year. Some of us will tell you, Mr.. Edi-
tor, when to come for ribs and backbone.
Capt. J. C. Stribling's article, Mr.. Edi-
tor, in your issue of the 10th ult., under
the heading of IA Dog Law" is being
favorably commented on by some OF our
people, especially with those who keep no
dogs. One morning recently while one
of these gentlemen WAS ploughing dog
passed near him and he at once decided 10
act upon the suggestion that any dog
IOuOQ lducl puOC, oHN
mounted his mule and started in pursuit,
shouting 'mad dog" we have overy
reason to believe that the dog was mad
and seemed very anxious to reach home.
Howbeit the man didn't catch him, but
his neighbors are laughing about it yet.
Mrs. D. A. McAlister will leave next
Thursday on trip to Eureka. Wonder
if she will bring US Rose when che re-
turns.
Heigh-ho, There is a time in every
young mans life when for while he
thinks he is a second Solomon. He soon
gets over it, though, when he begins to
find out how many kinds of q fool he is.
I was awakened to that fact not long
since, when a lady friend proceeded to
show the many faults and errors of my
way, and actually convinced me that l
was not only foolish, but curious, and
prescribed matrimony as o remedy sure
to cure. I was not long in finding one
that just suited me and lost no time in
asking her to wilt, and went nearly wild
with Joy when she promised to marry me
on the 31st of November. But when I tell
my friends that am going to quit single
blessedness and try double cussedne ess,
they grin and say that November has but
thirty days, and now T am going to find
Dave and ask him if he won't kick.
NOSE.