New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-07-11
TIE TALK OF THE DAY

AZ am not as hopeful about getting one cows milk
fer nv children as once was,' said New-fork man
the other day. :" had been told how important IL
was to get the milk of cow for young Children
and 50 asked our milman II he could arrange II LOT
me- OF course he could knew Just the IDEAL COW lot
the purpose whose milk almost pure cream.
Iut OF course il would cost me little more toIi
him | wasn't kicking about that, and so ne began
serving the one cows milk, Willie kept watching the
children 10 soc how they thriving. But one morn
Ing | happened 10 get up early, and on LOOMING OUT
Of The window that pirate OF a milKman cooi'
take out the 'onc cows milkjar and MI II ful win
the milk out NJ one OF hi, after when ne pa'ted
ON the stopper the label that certified TO lis being the
min, y, ono COW OF course all mkmen are not
hurt that way. but feel somewhat sceptca on the
question:
Old h. has Just turned fny.eght. and finding him,
e,lf Il wIdowc- after twcnty five years OF married
% RGp,ns @ S lead IL IRE c atn' a i rG" G The
Md difference in their afs, renio,fae' 1u9 II, ."
What yoa Say ny R REcSt Is w ISS she /. eR
ec'y the same age my INST wife when marri'u
journal pour iAic'
A Young mau a, Lawrence County Ga "en' 10 Town
tho Other day 70 got II marriage hcens' lie was III
formed. hrsevcr. TIM, the supply Of MARI licenses
had ,un out. and h. Invested his money III 4 p"i'
Of shoes and went home contacted.
Ecnsion.-" Mans reilsion,' saws rnc,e MS:
shonI.n't be " m Hike a cookall on de- ouiN a. u
tori.r be mo- Hike porous plaster ne N"''f m1,
no, sce IT, but de man knows us oar an M l'ntn
knows IT'S OAR an a-doln Of him good -llndlAhHpohS
journal.
According to "Lc Guide Frnncals des EthS 'nis'
Tho French Canadians In the United states own
slOj 900 worth Of real estate and loc0o Of them
are in business for themselves. There are now oooo"o
French Canadians in the United states. half million
NJ whom are In New England and N"w-lorK. Inc
number Of French Canadians In Canada Is l.'ooooo
nmrh when England acquired Canada they numbered
oulv a. 600 fact which str!kingy Indicates the
,ccnrdty NJ the racc In Boston they number nearly
II 400 and IN various paris Of New England they have
sonrshlnr schools and societies and they now talk OF
establishing college. They have representatives III
the legislatures Of five states. and they have nine news
papcrs I'm New England ard New-fork In politics.
saws the authority quoted the majority are hepuoH
cors though n good many me Democrats. They are
naturally conservative. They favor order. discoun-
ten,nce radical views or experiments. and oppose
.,5hcs and secret societies. They also strenuousy
oppose divorce
lie HAD HIS WAY.
Nv shaving brush Is missing and my shoe horn can't
Ny comb and brush cannot see. my cane is nowhere
Ny tall six hat Is RULED up. my pens have gone
But MI this woe Is for booy's had HIS
way.
what though my shoes arc minus strings, my manu-
know, hat his bctohons babes been spared heart
What though the floor is ever strcwn with toys by
night nnd day
Is there not pleasure In tho thought that babys had
his WAYS
II hurts to have my mustacho pulled. and games at
Arc not lust suited to my mind but John is fond Of
them,
And after all, it seems to mo, no man can we'll gain
That there Is lots and lots OF fun when baby has his
way.
Ncer shall thy daddy ntcrpose to mise the sraidns
whatccr discomfort comes to me- cease not thy Joyous
As far as Pm concerned. my boy. on and have thy
way.
--tJohn Kendrich Bangs in lIarper's Young People.
The author OF Yorkshire Folk Talk" tells an
amusing story OF English bishops struggles to
master the Welsh tongue. lie had been appointed 10
the Welsh Of st. David, and. on taking up his
abode Ia Wales engaged native Welsh scholar TO
give him instruction In the language The pro-
nuncaton and especially the II. bothered the bishop
and the Wcshman almost at his wits end to ex
plain the eual process by which the formidable sound
was to be uttered. At last bright thought struck
him. and. being very obscquious In manner. he thus
addressed the bishop Your ordship must please put
your episcopal tongue TO the roof OF your apostolic
mouth. and then hiss like goose"
scirAo Airicanus Is said TO have been the first man
To be shaved. IL this Is Ale. scp'o had good time
OF IT, There wasn't crowd ahead OF MIN every
saturday night and he knew nothing Of calls Tor the
next gentleman .-(LOuisville Conrier'Joumal