Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-05-01


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an oyst s.z'. .n,.a 't5r. r-.
with the ,"@-a@ ~ q -''-i e -a
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you smell.
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ings-how some 81 -. have
to the public FAM 70. ,..a- year ...
some occult reason q ..... tr..
do NOT sa.r, Ions, ,tna,s- -4 10. --
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a dozen oid p,,n.b ,oLa. v.-..'-. ....
the mouths of men who use tn,
tfons without any knowledge Of .rr
nifty. Perhaps IT is because Ameri-
are intended for general consumptio.
seem to die Of this very disease. "s
all that is the speculative philosophy
humor and Is not what started out TO say
met man the other day who had been at
law with someone and was coming out OF the
Court House as / entered He wore an
amused expression and on my inQuirfng the
cause he replied. aI sued a man and rot a
verdict tor ssoo ora Ibsva iu.t Maid nv
,-. -. w. o"o "'o 1~
lawyers $500 for fees and expenses" And ne
seemed to think IL was funny! Maybe it was
an American joke and the state of the bal
ance sheet il the cause of its early demise.
A., t,.. ,,, ~ s.... .e' ~ No y. .. .s..r
aay the people Wni stare OUT 70 ges cnea
justice and equity and the newspapers OF
that era win be full Of good reading t thereon
oo. .or
That most amiable and busy gentleman,
Chief of the Department Of Public Works,
..ieS w., DiUoi
W. Will nus slgn PainseT; IN sne n0t,ces OF o.
snrhaddss III =. - n1nt Samu ranA 'ns Puu.io % "a
'.scbrubsln = HaVe % VS. tsnsonic nm tendencV Vim in
ten s h,e SaaUny "n;; us or %as luz paiuoSe Hoio
'""n Aaii o'er when ne PainSeu'
Some Sign Paintsrs Oddities
Ano'ner Pecuiiarlsv Oh the sign painter
,.ra. 9. Ne s,ar,I,... -. - 1,-,,h
moving day. Along Fifth avenue. Penn
avenue. Liberty and other streets largely
devoted to business. Won get MANY fudica-
tions of what alIude to. 1.-THE Fort Pitt
Butter Companvn looks down in big gilt let
ters from above the front of a tailor shop
with its window full of clothes and pictures
of impossible men in improbable clothing.
Not far from this Eggs Butter and Cheese"
s tne ieSshu on tne sn0P OF = uealer IN
1gaarsn in one instance IA oVer the door Of a
bakery and q very innocent, sweet-smelling
bakery at that, and in another part of the
citv the same legend oreets Won as Won enter
the store of n miscelianeous dealer In the
sIa test 70 fashions,-narr of said Iatest beino
displayed on wire frames on the pavement
and consistino Of hlne sunhonnets and
gfnebam wraps. "Jobn b. Jones,
real estate and mortrages.n re.
mains a memento of the departed
Jones. and has no sort of reference to
Ahon Ran Tsrea1i eubo daeis in neddiars,
snnniies henesth tbia inscrintion and who
has NO real estate e1cent on his face and
hands and who would NOT Tend Won a cent IL
Won wanted IN mortoa1e unincumb bered
pronertv on Wall or Threadneedle streets
Perhsns the most snitah h1e Of these rnisfit
eions IL ona ~ oTca (,raon =, end con action
in large ietterp shoys the small neat brass
sion ~ mfohn sm;t,, fTndertsker and EN-.
balmern
l'.A' OF nro-en nose az 're.
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years OF patlent stuoy Wnlcn man mas oe-
voted to her has failed to make known all
her traits. She can be heroic under circum-
stances which would cause man to make
s,,ao,o,,. 80 h;ro..If r., .,arorIo dn,.;,,,,
epoo'noio vi nilusoi- fol np,e, uuiihs
the Liberty street nre yesterday, the merry
cotton hose burst in the most amusing way
in about a dozen places and deluged the
sn.ctators in an fmnsrtial manner trulv
,an,r,o,d.hIa e., rs,,,nIio s,.na,,. =.
ooinnonuaoto ~ iopuoio' Uanuihs IL
tno crOWu on S19tn avenue ana eagerly
Watching the German Bank building
-wh1ch, OF course, was not on nre-was
neat LOOKING woman IN pretty Drown cIoth
suit, new ana talior-maoe. Sne was SO ur-