Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1892-05-19

20 smuggIed was p1Sseu InvO osS VOo~T
the ''patron" who had made the purchase
counted out the pay in doubloons, the
canoes pushed OF and soon vanished up
the river. In u few moments our matches
were replaced. the deck cleared up as be-
fore and thecrew retired to their berths
with orders TO be sound asleep and not
to wake up on any account.
All this was scarcely arranged. when
the dash of oars coniyy hastily up the
river was heard. and bBnother moment
an armed boat from the guarda costa
was alongside. At the first sound of the
approaching boat Captain Martin had
laid down where he first pretended to
60 to sleep and he was now snoring
louder than ever. Even the curses,
many, loud and deep. of the Mexicans
failed to arouse him from his deep slum-
Der.
The officer who had been thrown over
board, still dripping from his involUn-
tary bath, rushed aft and with no gen.
tie means tried to arouse the sleeper.
At last he yawned and scratched his
head and coolly asked what was the
matter and what was wanted. Then
came a scene!
All the Mexicans, cursing and swear
ing and threatening and carradooing at
once, pointing to the officer who had
been taking midnight swim all alone
to himself. who. with voice louder
than all the rest, swore that he word
have drowned if st. Antonio hadn't
made the sentinel hear his voice aboard
the guarda costa and caused them to
send him boat.
The captain could not be made to un-
| derstand what was the matter, and when
he was charged with having thrown the
revenue officer overheard and with hav-
ing smuggled boats alongside, he raised
his hands in holy horror toward the stars
and Indignantly replied:
"It's all contrived lie. Why" said
he to the other officers of the guarda
costa, "that gentleman dined with me-;
we drank pretty freely, and then came
up from the cabin, when both of us lay
down here to sleep. did not wake MP
until now; he must have been dreaming
and have fallen overheard in his sleep!
You all saw that | was sound asleep
when you came aboard, how then could
have thrown him overheard? The idea
is absurd, nonsensical, the whole story
mprobable-yes, impossible-see, my
matches are all battened down, just as
they were when you were on board
when | came in from sea today; moth
ing has been moved; my crew are all
asleep. He must have been dreaming,
and while he dreamed of smugglers and
the like of such he must have fallen
overheard. He knows very well that he
was as drunk as lord"
The story of the captain was well con-
ceived, and told with better effect among
all the revenue officers, save the victim
himself, who called upon every saint in
the calendar to come down and swear
that his story was true. But the perfect
order and quietude of our vessel; the
crew all sound asleep; the matches all
battened down, just as they were in the
morning; the honest Indignation of oui
, sleepy captain, and the acknowledg'
menu OF Une VlcIlln GnaI ne ndu DeeL
very drunk, compared badly with his
own story, and the yarn of Captain Mar
tin was believed. The soaked official
was taken back to his own vessel, to be
tried and punished for sleeping on his
watch, while another officer was left in
his place to keep us from smuggling
, When daylight came we weighed an
, chor and sailed up to the town, where
, we honestly discharged the cargo pei
) manifest, paying honorably all charges
2 and duties thereon.-Ned Buntline il
New York News.