The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1892-10-13
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hsvs ssd ne year ssa. George.
Ma Wink. Why d. yea bale Dssl
en- II q 1s5e s9f Mrs. Minis He Loaf
psassos WITH eryisg BABY Ia rslsy
una. Most shy nss gill DO thai Yes;
bal a vks ny baby,
Toe lssot ~bo .sisn pl.d " ship tbs
editor Ct tae Drlmu c0.Istte for sharp
of'tsisa. when be get through bad no esf
for nasie The editor bad both Of thsn.
lnris,tr observed 10 learned bro
81 10 ooafi tbs, be isoashi HE shisksrs
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p III, rieod. l..ysr eaa no. be 700
bAftf ata.
Bell. terplsiVins With difaculiy1 -Er
- DO you follow me, Mr.. Ms.hsri Msshi
CT Uni In after you. MIS-. P.das II thst's
vhsl you mestf
Ny 800 led his Glass 81 college 10 pl.
iiiesi eeoaomf. said Farmer Jones. sad
neTiy be gill speod on my farm. taking
. isw practical lessons 10 personal eoono
ny.
Penelope The idea OF permitting .
msn to clap your face. Reginald Why
didBt you cbslieose himi Reginald
(asroelyl II you'd have. by Jovsl II be
hsda't accepted my spOl ,sy. you know
Truth.
-Teaohef Ia ~hst part OF the Bible 10
!, iaush, that man should have only one
siief Little boy Il guess its the part
that says no mao can serve two masters.
jess-Miss Fitz cootided IN me tbs,
she bad never bad . proposal 10 her lie
Bess - Poor thing | don't wonder she 10
desperate; why doesn't she try teaching
nj q Chinese Sunday SCHOOL,
--P.isr- L nmelioe, there srs rumors
shout Come nov, is there really any.
thing between you aud that good for moth
los jack Tall boys' Yes, pc; but lis only
you.
Mir Bulion = You are far Too young
10 marry my daughtlr You are only
eighteen. Tom = Yes. sir, but Miss Julia
il thirty four, so the two OF us would aver.
age about right.
Barry How did you enjoy yourself 1t
the sessidel StrsDgs-I WAS troubled
With cramps. Barry Was the vat ooldi
Strange oh, MOI The water vas delight
fnl. II was the room | had 10 the hotel
that crsmped me.
Makes Its Osn Trouble -Ths.s .
mighty poo circular you have TO advertise
your eye wash. Whyf 1t 10 80 illegibls
a gives man sore eyes to read il, Well,
cut that good for tls eye wsshi
-Colaunpiiye Yes. the Doctor says |
woa't live Elk months Istsy here. Isl
you section OF Florida hesithyl Florida
msu. Healthy Half the people down
therC want TO sell out and come North: Ahf
Why9 Tired Of lie.
MIR. Lutker. Excuse me, Miss SNAP |
per, bat | have long sought this opportun
~ to-Miss Snapper Never mind the
preamble, Mr., Lnrker. Ran right 10 and
ask "a. He's been expecting this would
como for the last two years.
--say sail the elderly, farmer looking
ma van, little piece pu, Ia the paper
thu rSat woman who can cook. vssb, |
iroa milk four cows. an manage . market
wag All right, said the advertising
olerk, Shall state what wages will b. |
paidi Wages nuthInl shouted the farmer
looking man. vent 70 marry her.
Looking 10 s,s Second Hand Store.
Josiah = Mandy, how do You reckou they |
sin ever sci sich broke up chairs - them |
Mandy Law. JOSIAH, suppose them's
the invalid chairs we've hear | about. and |
they hsin'' no trouble getlin rid Of en- 10
folks that's able to take care OF EN-.
Fine Marshal You said II started in
the waste basket Nov. you had four Of
,hese sfenades in rack ii your elbow
how was II you did not use them, Mr..
Cassidy - 0chl Thin things, 10 IN Sure,
l ihot OF thin TO waDsi; but whole w
getting a corkscrew to open wrn. the Ore
got the siari Of me inioirslyl
A woman living In the suburbs wss
srouled by noise II the window the 9th,
sr night, and dimly saw a mans face peer.
ing 10 through the blind. She silently
crcpi oct Of bed, snd reaching the win,
dow. popped up likes jack 10 the DO,
With sudden Bool The msn drop ped q
,hongh shol aud He'd lie never came
back,
Professor Pottery: Mr.. Frssshop, /
observe thai you use the phrase single
haaded aud alone 10 your ihssic Do you
not think that the idea may ss we'll be e1,
pressed ~iih the omission Of the lest two
vorasi frssshon No. sir. do not. For
Instance. | have often driven horse sin
gle BEADED. but sssn't sIone. Nc, Oh.
30, ha, 90 armiai.
"A. fsney,A y ia so fsi thu, be has not
) cen bia Zoe, for the lat ten years. b.
Netting tiiFsofdlnsry 10 iasi know
slu ien, thai ia 30 tall that he has 10 climb
On ladder 10 take IN bis hat. O. Thst's
ao'b'ag a al. havss cousin whose legs
are % long ihs, vhea be est,hss cold 10
bis legs GA iae let OF January. he does no.