New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-06-05
TIE TALK or TIE DAY.

The fact that bishop Brooks stIll goes around In
bob tailed coat IS source Of deep grief TO small
knot II extreme High Churchm"n, who feel that in
some way or other Episcopal dignity Is thereby com
pnomi,cd STILL the world rcvOlves AS usual, and
bishop Brooks seams b. gaining the respect OF pretty
nearly everybody.
"oh. by the way, Mrs slccnby called today eS-
claimed Mrs cute and 90 STa ~" was 10
long sncc l heard OF them, you hnow."-(Boston
Transcript.
An old time English parish clerk was much aS-
pricved because the new rector, n young man with
modern ideas. asked all the congregation to Join In
,be RESPONSES They'll bo work left for
fhe church clerk 10 do he grumbed. :" II all they
women and brats be allowed 10 take the words out
o. mans mouth
havol There's my dentists appointment this after
noon, and rye Iu'l ,cmcmDrrea It; .o, ,,on-,, -,
Ro.amond-That's Just il: | didn't want to remem-
Der it till Tomorrow Harvard Lampoon.
A BOSTON girl who recently went to Bermuda had
her sister take her sunday school class. Where is
our teachcr," asked one of the boys the first sun
dav slie IS gone 10 Brrnudn," was the reply.
And where is that :" the further question.
"Why don't you knowi' replied the sister. 1T lie
where the onions from" Whcw. what a breau
sho will have retortcd tile young heather
Decidedly Dircrcnt.-Mrs Bus Why don't YOU pay
IL and say nothing. John! wouldn't make so much
Mr Bius Ccross-eyed with wrathl--I didn't say
doctor bill Maria | said doctpred bill. It's from
tie gas company !-ChicasO Tribune.
Church workcr-And how did you like the singing
OF choir
Visiting Stranger anxious 10 be politel-wcll. the
members didn't allow their efforts to be diverted by the
mere mechanical accuracy Of tho organ.
Tho male wasp stngs but SO long ne and
his sister are twins and dress alike this bit Of
knowledge availeth not-(Bmndon Bucksaw.
Baron Kelvin, who, as Sir William Thomson.
achieved fame scientist has been honorcd by the
English Board Of Trade. which has adopted Kelvin as
the name for the unit OF electrical energy
Come to His Senses" You used 90 say was your
angel. but never hear any such speeches now
Because ! know you are not: And I'm mighty
glad OF IT, Nice running mate | would be for an
angel, wouldn't I!'-(lndianapols Journal.
Higher critics and others who are tying TO set the
world right ought to make that they under.
stood 1t Is told Of worthy timber merchant In
England who had been reading n great deal OF the
recent biblical criticism, that he expressed himself
as very much relieved to find that he need not believe
as much as he used TO believe. Being asked to come
particulars, he lnstanced Noahs Ark. This vessel,
he said was 4j0 feet long, 20 feet broad and as
feet high. And filed with live animals most
OF them very heavy. Aud for his part he could
fully believe that the sraeites could have carried
about with them forty years In the wilderness he
was thankful the higher critics for having shown
him that he need not longer try TO believe 1t.
An English journal says that the doors OF the Bank
OF England now so finely balanced that the clerk
by pressing knob under his desk can close the outer
doors instantly, and they cannot be opened again. ex
cept by special process This Is done to prevent the
daring and ingenious unemployed OF the great me-
trop)ls from robbing the famous Institution. Tir
bullion department OF this and other great English
banking establishments are nightly submerged IN sew
erq feet OF water by the action OF the machinery. In
OF the London banks the bullion departments ARE
connected with the managers sleeping rooms. ana an
entrance cannot be effected Without setting OF an
alarm the persons head. II dishonest official
during the day night should take even as much ms
one from pile VI 1000 sovcregns the whole pile
would Instantly sink and poolof water tako It's place
besides letting every person In tho establishment know
OF the theft.
saving Clause" Gone foreveri' he sighed. laying
down his last coln a $40 gold piece "Thcre goes my
only eagle, wings and ALL"
Yes said the business like man who had called
as he handed over o recciptcd document but you
can keep the bill, You known "-tChicago Tribune.