The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-03-12
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! EAOihh OUE LACAiUN 2FSs
1t must not he supposed that g
woman is outoftenper because she
moves about with bang.
A.: "Your uncle tells me that the
memory Of his college days is al.
ways green. " b.: I should say
so. lie was expelled in his fresh
man year.
He: "That Chicago girl is MAX
ing a hit here; at least half a dozen
men are now at her feet" She,
Slightly jealous): owe no donbt
there is room for them ALL,
Sprats Ito Miss Munn): "Mabel
love, dote npon you wildly. "Miss
Mum: "That's all right, but don't
let papa know it," "Why?" He's
violently opposed to young mems
wild dotes."
Should a man in China be unfor-
tunate enough to save the life of
another from drowning, it is said,
he is at once saddled with the eX-
pense of supporting the survivor
for the remainder of that PERSONS
life.
Friend: "What is your idea in
calling your new book "A Secret p
Author: "I expect the women to
buy it and give it away"
She: "Pleaso don't ask me for any
more kisses" He: "Well, won't
then. thought you mightn't like
my taking them without asking"
BY studying the spectrum of
lightning rs it passes through the
air it has been found that sodium,
the element from which common
salt is formed, exists in the atmos-
phere.
Professor: ain estimating the
multitudes that have inhabited the
earth we are obliged to consider,
of course, both the quick and the
dead" Student: "That classification
would leave out the messenger
boys altogether, wouldn't it?"
Reporter: "Wns that accident
unavoidable? ?" Railroad presidents:
"Certainly, sir certainly. No one
to blame. You see the watchman
had two crossings to look after, half
mile apart You can't expect a
man to be in two places at once,
can you?"
Editor: "Well, I'VE sold the horse,
mortgaged The house, traded my
life insurance policy and leased out
the children. Wife: "Whv, wen
be ruined" Editor: eyes; Pm go
ing to enlarge the paper"
4 lady in q Tenth street car was
talking with another about popu-
lar actor. of whom she rpmarkod:
81 think he has such a mobile face.'
"Oh. yes, assented the other, "you
know he comes from the south
Mobile, suppose"
There is a rOsebush at Hildc,-
shcin. in Hanover, that was plant
ed more then 600 years ago by
Charlemagne. The bush is twenty
six feet high and covers thirty-two
feet of wall space. The stem is but
two inches in diameter
Mrs. Muggs: "My darter went
to all them revival meetins last
week, and-she got husbands;
regular case of love at first sight.
They're to be married nex' month.
Did your darter getone too?" Mrs.
Puggs (sadIy): "Naw, she didn't
get nuthun but religion"
4 tough met small boy with a
pitcher ofyeast at Fairmount few
days ago ,and, mislead by the foam.
he seized the vessel and swallowed
half it's contents before he realized
the awful truth. His face then
would have made a study for a $50
prize photograph.
The Salvation army is being boy
cotted in Finland. No mention of
it of any kind may appear in pub
lie print. SO strictly is that law
being carried out that any mention
of the army, any advertisement
bearing on the movement, is sulii-
cient to cause an entire issue of a
newspaper to be cancelled.
"Brothor GotroX," said Rev. Mr..
viii gus, "did you ever reflect that
your wealth is not really your own
that it is but committed to your
hands as a trust yet to be accounted
for?" "Ihat is the way l got hold
of most of it," answered the great