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The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-16
N. way rhey Come over tho wire

Some Of tho replies which comes
over a telephone wire at times make
one feel cheerful, despite tho natural
melancholy which is associated with
familiarity with the instrument. A
quick Office boy, whose zeal sometimes
leads him into amazing paths, answered
. call the other day. After exchang.
Ing few questions and answers he
turned with perfectly serious face
and said:
"She wants to know: is that you,
dearr Is he hereP"
A newspaper man, who sometimes
talks like streak of Lightning, after
getting his connections, volleyed of in
one long sentence string of words as
long as the Brooklyn bridge. ending
with: @Can youp"
"Wait q minute" came back the
answer in n long drawl, until we get
another instrument put in. That light
ming burned this ono out.r
Here is one which may or may not
have pleased one of the speakers:
as Mr.. k IMP" asked man after
he had "got" the other man-only it
was an Office boy.
"No, he isn't III, Mr.. w." was the
answer in thin but clear voice.
"How do you know it is Mr.. W."
asked the other, who may have been
pleased to think that he had such a
good telephone voice" that even an
Office boy could recognize it.
"Cause you're the one what no ono
can ever understand" came back the
prompt reply.
Another office boy, after "tackling"
the telephone, turned and said: "Now
be wants you, Mr.. X"
"Tell him that I'm busy as tho DEVIL"
said &, not knowing just what he
said, but knowing that lie was very
busy.
"He says" row called back the boy
IN the telephone, that he's .busy-busy
as the'-now, you know"
Now one more:
"Rave you any K, T. & o. P" shouted
broker through the telephone to .
friend, another broker.
"What?" was the answer.
"K., 7. & o."
whats that?"
"Stock. man." naming It in full.
sWhat do you think it lisp"
"Say, but this is grocery here" was
the answer.
"Oh, sugar!" cried the broker, dis
gusted at getting the wrong connec-
ton
why, yes" yelled tho other man.
Lots of it. What kind do YOU wantp"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-16

Mrs. D-"Angelina, why don's you
marry Lieut. x?" Miss A-"First, be.
cause he has no brains; and he can't
ride, dance, or play tennis. What could
we DO with him?" Miss D--"But he
swims beautifully" Miss A-"Oh,ye
but one can't keep ones husband in an
aquarium, you know. life.
Mrs. Cumso-"The footman at Mrs.
Freshrox's made a queer announcement
while ! was calling there yesterday"
M-s. Fangle-"What did he sayp" Mrs.
Cumso-"M -"Mrs. Fairchild and her
daughters came and the footman
called out: Mrs. Fairchild and the
Misses Fairchildren. ."--Judge.
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ReicntIcssly Accurate.

"Can anything be more pitilcssly
truthful than the relentless accuracy
of the cameraa" groaned Morton,
looking fixcdly at the proofs just re.
ceivcd from the photographer.
ooh, yes replied Norton.
"What?" quericd Morton, for he
thought he had said good thing and
naturally objected to being disputed.
IA suspicious wife's memory was
the answer, accompanied by reminis-
cent sigh, which summed up half the
evidence in q diverse casc.-Detroii
Tribune.
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ONE ENJOYS

Both the method and results when
Syrup Of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
tenn efsctually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy Of its kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste and ac-
,eptable to the stomach, prompt in
e action and truly beneficial in its
,fects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, its
many excellent qualities commend ii
to all and have made it the most
popular romedy known.
Syrup Of Figs is for sale in 5oc
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
gista Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro.
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do not accept any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA FtC SYRUP CO.
/. q ,..... SAY FRANCISCO. CAL.
~ LOUISVILLE. xr. HEw YORK. NY.
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Bound to BE Forgiven,

Gustavc Dore had many faults, but
none so large as not to deserve excuse
when one remembers his tenderness of
heart. He absolutely would not and
| could not keep up an enmity. Life
was short. according to his loving the
ory, and only the foolish man could
afford to spend it in bitterness.
| Blanchard Jerrold was exceedingly
angry with him at one time, because,
after they had worked together on n
volume of drawings and descriptions
relating to London, Dore published a
French edition of the book, in which
Jcrrold's text did not appear.
For year the intimacy of the two
men ceased. and then, on Dore's an
nual visit to London, he suddenly APP
peared in his former friends library,
held out his hand. and said: II
couldn't leave without seeing YOU"
He owned that he had been in the
wrong and did not attempt to Justify
himself. The only thing he did insist
upon was the fact that he could not
live at enmity with one of whom he
had once been fond, and after long
discussion the two parted-on their old
affectionate terms.
Yet Dore was an irritable man and
one day actually quarreled with a
friend on the subject of art. 1t was
! not long, however, before he rushed
into the gentleman's house, saying:
"Let us embrace each other! It's too
stupid to quarrel with friends. We
! will talk no more about painting, but
only of drawings. Then you were per-
haps in the right"
ave hugged each other" says the
friend, in telling the story. "He had
been the first to come back. He was
, better man than |"
Another friend, Albert Wolff, the
critic, had written somewhat severely
of Dore as painter, and the latter,
who was never content to be admired
as mere illustrator, felt the cut most
keenly. The two had been friends for
fifteen years, but this unfortunate
criticism parted them for five. Then.
one summer evening, they met face to
face, and it was Dore who advanced,
with outstretched hand, saying: as
it all ovcr?"
!
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-16

Gone mad
the person with bad blood who's not
taking DIR. Picrce's Golden Medical
Discovery. You are bercft of judg-
ment and good sense if you allow
your blood to get out of order, your
liver sluggish-life dull, everything
blue, for you may soon find out that
you're in the gravc-or next to it
because you did not procure the
G. M. d. soon enough, and some
dread disease, may be influenza
or consumption, may be typhoid
or malarial fever, has taken you.
Consumption is Lung Scrofula. For
Scrofula in its myriad forms, and
for all Liver, Blood and Lung dis
eases, tho "Discovery" is an un-
cqualed remedy. Everybody, now
and then, feels rundown y" played
out,'-with no power to generate
vitality, in fact, Just too sick to be
well. That's where the right kind
of medicine comes in, and the "Dis-
covery" does for dollar what the
doctor wouldn't do for less than five
or ten.
We claim that nothing like it has
been discovered for blood-puriticr.
It's guaranteed by the makers. Your
money is returned if it dosen't bene-
fit or cure YOU.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-16

Tho new science of experimental psy-
.hology aims ut measuring the mental ca
Pacities of men rs the anthropometrist
measures their physical capacities.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-16

The greatest enemy of suburban tcle-
phone and telegraph poles Is the wood.
pecker. whose search for the numerous In.
sects which inhabit the wood often lenves
bhe pole literally honcycombed
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-16

There are said to be 1879 artesias
wells west Of the ninety-seventh meridiaq
which irrigate more than 100000 acres oa
iand; 2,OO0,000 gallons Of water often flow
from a single well.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-16

Over 5000 officers, high and low, have
been ,etired or put ut disposition (half
pay) within the last four year, in the army
Of GelnlanV
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-16

E b wALTHALL & CO., Druggists,
Horse Cave, KY, say: "Halls Catarrh
Cure cares every one that takes it." Sold
by Druggists. 75c.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-16

When Baby was sick. We gave her Castoria,
When she ewns Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she cluns to Castoria,
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-16

February is the month in which the
greatest number of births occur, Juno II
the month IN which occur the fewest
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-16

BEEcHAM' PILLS stimulate the ptyalin in
:he saliva, remove depression, give appc-
tite, and make the sick we'll
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-16

Homer Lloyd, of Jackson, o, tried to
shoot frog, and had to shoot through his
foot to get at it
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-16

Dose in time saves nine of HALE's
HONEY or HoREHouND AND TAR for coughs.
PIXIES TooTHAcuE DHops Cure in ono
minute
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-16

FITs.-An Fits stopped free by Dr. KLISE's
GREAT NERVE RRsroEER. No Fits after first days
use. Marvellous cures Treatise and e2OO trial bottle
free Fit cases. send 10 DR.. Kline, ,r3l Arch St.
Philadelphia. Pa.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-16
Night and Morning In Camp.

NIGHT.
Fierce burns our fire OF driftwOOd; overhead
Gaunt naples lift long arms against the
The Stars are sobbing : SORROW shaken.
white.
And high they hang, or show sad eyes grown
With weeping for their queen-tho moon Just
dead.
Weird shadows backward reel when tall and
bright
The broad flames stand and fling golden
light
On mats of soft, green moss around us spread,
A sudden breeze comes In from OF the sea,
The vast old forest draws a troubled breath,
A leaf awnkens; up the shore OF sand
lessly;
The campfire dies. then slcsce deep as
death,
The darkness pushing down upon the
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-16

In Corfu sheet. of paper p,ss for
money One sheet buys one quart OF rice
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-16
MORNING.

A bed of ashes and half-burncd brand
Now marks the spot where Inst nights camp
fire sprung
And licked the dark with SLENDER scarlet
tongue.
Tho sea draws back from shores OF yellow
sand
Nor speaks lest he awake the sleeping land;
Tall trees grow out OF shadows; high among
Their sombre bougi,s one clear sweet song
Is sung;
In deep ravine by dropping cctlars spanued
ALI drowned in gloom, flying phcasants
whiz
Rends mornings solemn hush; gray rabbits
run
Acre ss the clovercd glade; then far away,
Upon hill each huge expectant fir
Holds open arms in welcome to the sum-
Great, pulsing heart of bold, advancing
day.
.Hcrlert Bashford, in the Overland.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-16

Tho Australian colonies have ex-
pended about esooo,ooo In promoting i'm
migration
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-16
ewnmps

ewamps
Are not the only abode of malaria. You
6nd it everywhere. even in localities
where atmospheric and sanitary condi-
tions would seem to be unfavorablc to its
development The UNIVERSAL remedy for
aud preventive of the dire complaint Is
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters. Wherever
tho malady assumes it's most vlrulent
form. and whether 1t be chills and fever,
bilious remittent, dumb ngue OF ngue
cake, the Bitters IA most popular and con-
stitutes the best mems of protection and
cnre From Maine to the 1sthmus of
Panama in Guatemala, Mexico. South
America and the tropics this truly famous
medicine has won golden opinions" from
NIL conditions and classes III more than a
mctaphoricnl sense. For debility, in
digestion, constipation, rheumatism. in-
sroub!e i. is hrhv efleacioss Hsa a Use L
with persistence.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-16

The aboriginal population of Japan,
who call themselves Amos, numbered,
in 1888, 1902, including e.475 men
and e,5S7 women.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-16
The Only Ono Evcr Printed--Cnn You Find


thu Wort.
There is 2-inch display advertisement
in this paper this week which has no Two
words Mike except one word The same
Is true of each new one appearing each
week from The DIR Har,cr Medicine Co.
This house places Crescent" on every
thing they make and publish. Look for IL,
fcrd them the name of the word, and they
will return you HOOK, BEAUTIFUL Lrruo-
GNArHs, or SAMPLE FRgR
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-16

"As you please" was the cold reply.
Dore hesitated. Then his better
nature prevailed over pride, and. pass
ing his arm within that of his friend,
he said; u must talk with you.s
He talked and the other listened,
with the result of healing the breach
between them.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-16

-Th, incandcsccnt electric light is
claimed by authorities TO be the most sat
isfacto artificial light known to science.
The arc light should never be used for in
door illumination, being detrimental to
the eyes.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-16

"A naillcss horseshoe, that is fastened
to the hoof with clasp. is coming into
use in Paris.
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fit or cure you.

The Escst Asemcdy III
In this world says J. Hofllorr of Syracuse N. Y.
is Pastor koeniss Nerve Tonic because my son
who was partially paralyzed three years ago and
attacked by fits, has not had any symptoms OF
them since he took one bottle of tho remedy.
most heartily thank for 1t.
The Best Ever Used.
WHITEWATER. WIs., October, 1890
When II y"ars old my was first attacked
BY cpileptic hts at intervals of one year, then
four months, three montha, two months, ono
month. then every three weeks, every nine days
and later even twice a day. We used many
remedies for ti.s, nut all without benefit. Pas.
tor Koenigs Nerve Tonic is the very best we
ever used and he is again strong, his mind hos
again improved ..a ;s clearer.
n
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-16
AUNT HuLDAH'S PRESENT.

"Wait until you see my Christmas
present" exclaimed pretty Cecil Ray
to her two intimate girl friends, Maud
Webster and Flora Vane. 81 expect
well, hardly know what, from fathers
aunt in New York. ] know she will
make me valuable present, because
she said when ] came away that 1
might expect to hear from her at
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-16
A Veteran

Thousands oi
W men have
been benefited
by Mrs. Pink.
hams advice,
and cured by her
remedies after
all other treat.
ment had failed.
lydia E. Pink
hams EesetaM
Con1b0uHd as
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-16

why, yes" yelled tho other man.
Lots OF it. What kind do YOU wantp"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-16

"Oh, sugar!' cried the broker, dis
gusted at getting the wrong connec-
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-06-01
Decoration Day Notes,

G. HI. Punter Host, G.. A. R., OF
Hancock very generally attended the
memorial services as did a large
number outside of the Post.
The court house was packed to its
utmost capacity and hundreds were
unable to gain admittance. The
Hancock drum corps came up and
gave the crowd several patriotic airs.
The Morris silver cornet band after
playing all the afternoon, gave the
citizens an open air concert in the
evening Of nearly two hours.
F. NJ. Eddy of Glenwood made a
very happy and patriotic speech. S.
A. Flaherty and VIM. M. Campbell
made some very interesting remarks.
The school children were quite a
feature. in the parade and the plan of
giving each of them a flag was ex-
ceedingly appropriate.
The hotels were taxed to feed the
crowds and the restaurants were all
well patronized also.
Fl. T. Bevans delivered an Grafton
at Willard, and consequently did not
participate at Morris.
The S. Of. V. are becoming a large
body and many of them are already
voters. It is long time since the
war, it's memories are, however,
growing greener every year and Deco
ration Day is gradually becoming a
recognized holiday.
Drum Major Pepper was too tall to
enter the court house without uncov-
ering. He looks like one of Freder-
lex William giant body guard.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-06-01
Memorial Services.

Memorial Day was appropriately
observed in the NJ. E. church. The
members Of Overton Post and Sons
Of Veterans marched in body to the
church, which was. most tastefully
decorated for the occasion. Among
the decorations was lone grave, at
the foot Of which was tablet with
the simple inscription, unknown"
The choir furnished excellent music,
singularly appropriate. Mrs. Pearce
rendered with beautiful effect the
solo, !" Bring Sweet Flowers" Rev.
c. A. Cressy, pastor and post chap
lain, delivered very appropriate and
touching address The Boys Whom
We Remember" Many eyes were
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-06-01
A Good SUGGESTION.

From the Dubuque, Iowa. Telegraph.
The adjourning of the impeachment
court last Saturday, on account of
Gen. Viewers belly-ache, cost the
people of this commonwealth nearly
$500. One dose of Chamberlain
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
would have saved this expense; and
we suggest, as matter of economy
and humanity, that the state provide
against future contingencies of this
nature, by furnishing each senator
with a bottle of that valuable remedy.
Is and so cent bottle for sale by Fritz
Buckentin, Morris, and Thorpe &
Tolifson, Hancock. I'm
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-06-01

This school is held by State ap
pointment, for the improvement Of
teachers, and for the benefit of those
who are DESTROYS of becoming such
All who become members will be ex-
pected to use the time to the best
advantage. Instruction will be given
in four principal studies, and will be
decided upon with view to meet our
greatest need. Music and drawing
will be supplementary part of the
course.
Mr.. e. E. MacIntire, of the Glencoe
schools, has been appointed as con-
ductor, and comes to us very highly
recommended-the Glencoe schools
takinga prominent place among the
best schools of the state. Mr.. W. L.
Munger, of Wheaton, is to be first
assistant, and as he was in the work
last year, must have given good salts
faction to be reappointed here. There
will also be a Miss Gilman to give
especial instruction in primary work,
and music is to be taught as best
adapted to our needs in the common
school. The State Department has
guaranteed success, if we will do our
part. Now, teachers Of Stevens coun-
ty, make up your minds that you are
to receive benefit from this school.
You have ample time to make your
arrangements; you have chance to
improve yourselves convenient to your
homes; let those that employ you see
that you are ready and anxious to i'm
prove when an opportunity offers.
Let each resolve themselves into a
of one to be present the
whole term, then we will surely have
| good attendance. Bring what text
md reference books you may have.
L. r. MACINTOSH,
23t3 County Supt.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-06-01
Hammocks, all styles and sizes, at
Hulburd & Co.'S, cheap.

Just as sure as hot weather comes,
there will be more or less bowel COM
plant in this vicinity. Every person,
and especially families, ought to have
some reliable medicine at hand for
instant use, in case it is needed. A
Is or so cent bottle of Chamberlain's
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy
is just what you ought to have and
all that you would need, even for the
most severe and dangerous cases. It
is the best, the most reliable and most
successful treatment known and is
pleasant to take. For sale by Fritz
Buckentin, Morris, and Thorpe &
Tolifson, Hancock. I'm
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-06-01
Town of FramnaS.

The young folks society meeting at
Solseth's last Tuesday, was postponed
until the 24th inst. on account of rain.
NJ. H. Ettesvold has planted about
five hundred cottonwood trees this
spring, which makes quite an addition
to his already fine grove.
The committee Of the church in
Scandal met in Morris last Monday,
for the purpose of purchasing the
lumber and letting the contract for
the building their new church. The
lumber was purchased of E. J. Jones,
and T. Torgremson will do the work
Mrs. Highland and Mrs. jacobson
are visiting relatives and friends in
Freeborn county.
Eric Erlandson has commenced
building his house.
Henry Ettesvold visited Kensington
last week.
What do you say about a sleigh
ride the Goth of May?
The ladies society will meet at Mrs.
Ole Malland's June LIST.
Quite a lively time was had at
Eleng Oleson's donation last Satur-
day.
Nels Solseth is having tubular
we'll put down. P. Stran is doing
the job.
Martin jacobson met with bad
accident last Tuesday evening. AS
he was driving home from T. Hagen's
his team became frightened and upset
the buggy, throwing him out and dis
locating his shoulder. DR.. Hulburd
was sent for, who set it all right
again. Martin is doing as well as can
be expected.
Quite large crowd was gathered
at the picnic given by the young folks
society last Tuesday, and pleasant
time was had. Target shooting and
football was the program of the day.
Milo Camp proved to be the best
shot last Tuesday. Come again, Mr..
Camp.
I'll. D. Lund is having a tubular
well put down.
John G.. Hvile is building a barn.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-06-01
Before Starting on a Journey

A person usually desires to gain some
information as to the most desirable
route to take and will purchase tickets
via one that will afford him the quickest
and hest service. Before starting on a
trip to Chicago or any point East, YOU
should provide yourself with map and
time table of the Wisconsin Central
Lines. The trains run on this route are
equipped with Pullmans latest Drawing
Room Sleepers, elegant Day Coaches
and Dining Cars of latest design, built
expressly for this service and are exouis-
lite in furnishings and convenient and
comfortable in arrangement and so com.
plete in every detail that they have no
superior in comfoet and elegance. The
Dining Car Service is pronounced by all
the most elegant ever inaugurated and is
operated in the interest of its patrons.
Fast trains via the Wisconsin Central
Lines leaves Minneapolis daily at 12, as
P. land 6.25 p. NJ, and St. Paul | 80
2. NJ. and 7.15 P. NJ making favorable
connections with all trains from the
West and Southwest.
For tickets, maps, pamphlets and full
information apply to G.. f. Mcneil, Gen.
Pass. 81 Ticket Agent, Minneapolis,
Mimi, or to Jas. c. Pond, General Pas,
senger and Ticket Agent, Chicago, Ill.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-06-01
The Population of Morris

Is about 1900, and we would say at
least one half are troubled with some
affection on the throat and lungs, as
those complaints are, according to sta.
tistics, more numerous than others. We
would advise all our readers not to ne
elect the opportunity to call on their
druggist and get a bottle of Kemp's
Balsam for the throat and lungs. Trial
size free. Large BOTTLES SOC and 81.
Sold by all druggists.