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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1892-01-12

LAGRIPPE.


/ am La Grippe!
Grip for short,
But get there just the same!
And the way
/ get there
Krocks the stuffing
Out of the animals of pathology.
am no respector Of persons.
And 81 k, or satin, or broadcloth
Has 90 more influence with ne
Than a width Of
Brown muslin has
/ lay 70: The woman
Who runs around bare-headed
Or thin shod
And the wsy I ssipe q man
without an overooat
Is perfectly astonishing
Ibe air is full Of me;
And as a micr0he incubator
/ may Say without fear
vi successful contradiction,
That am beyond contradiction
PVe got corner on the
Human system at present,
And I'm working it
For ali IFS worth,
/ and the doctors
Are having a picnic,
With the doctors.
Getting all the gate money,
However, I'm MT in it
For Doodle.
And don't care cuss
What I'm here for,
People fad out when they take me;
And there's no telling
How m ny have found out
In the past few weeks.
Il's cold day
When l get If,
And We are lot hsvirg
Many culd days this winter.
B1, why multiply words
You know me,
And if you coa't you can learn
All you want to know
Bv r. fe:eace to thu families
Which, and in which,
l have worked
Mighty few Of them
Don't recogn ze me sociallv,
And curse me
For all the crimes in the calendar!
But l amt saying a word,
l simply
LIT her 90, Gallagher,
And she .oss
Like sheol New York World.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1892-01-12

ATcHIsoN, Kan, Jan. 5-The robbers Of
Eningham and Nortonville held up q
young farm hand named Hughes Sunday
night, sandbagged him and took from him
SIS, his wages for the past six months.
Mrs. Jonathan Davis, whom they forced
to sign checks to the amount of 500 and
over whose clothes they poured coal oil, Is
in precarious condition Her hair was
entirely burned of and her face and hands
badly injured. Citizens of Efingham have
organized for protection. d.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1892-01-12
NILES NERVE AND LIVER PILL

Act on a new prlncip,e-regulatipg the
liver, stomach and bowels through the
nerves. A new discovery. DR.. Miles
Pills speedily cure billiousness, bad taste,
torpid lilver, piles. constipation. Un-
equaled for men, women, children. Small.
est, mildest, surestl SO doses, Is cents.
Samples free, at A. T. Fleischmans.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1892-01-12
SAYS THERE is NO FAMINE.
The Gar OF Russia States There Is Only
Failure Of Crops.

ST. PETERSBURG, Jan. 5.-The -four re-
.enlly bought by the municipal authori-
lies, which was found to be adulteratei
and totally unfit for use was originally i'll
tended for export, and if it had not bcea
for the decree prohibiting the expectation
Of -four the fraud might never have been
discovered A thousand wagon loads Of
corn which was sold by large exporting
6rm TO the town Of Samara has been found
o be similarly adulterated.
The car has given offense by declaring
publicly that no famine exists and that
there only has been a failure Of crops.
This expression Of opinion is very general
ir official circles.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1892-01-12
PATENTS.
Higdln. Hlgion & Longan.
AttornovS-

Washington associates. late examiner Of
u. s. Patent Office for Il years. Offices
s.. Louis. Old Fellows building Kansas
Civ, Hail building Washington, ID. c.,
LeDroit building; Pitisburg, l27 Fourth
Avenue. Drawings made in our Offices
Circulars free. 6.23 xSmO
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1892-01-12
VETERINARY SURGEON.
DIR. JOS. PATTI

Treats diseased and crippled animals Of
all classes in q r o apt and scientific man.
1er, has been in ,ctlce for nineteen years,
nine years OF that time in the service of the
herman government, and for the last ten
,ears ip . successful p -actice in Sedalia,
Sslves, Liniments, Colo Cure, Eye Balm,
ETC., carefully compounded. Calls answered
BY mail or telegraph, day or night Office
At Bowers Stable, West Msin greet, op.
posite the Mills. Telephone, No. 81 Con.
sults.i0n free.
DE-. Jos. PATr, 8.
l6d&Wly Deutscher Thierarzt,
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1892-01-12
For Defrauding the Starving

PARIS. Jan. 5.-M. Ribot. the French
foreign minister. has created a bad in-
press ron in Russia by instructing the
French ambassador at st. Petersburg 10
intervene in favor OF a Paris Jewish firm
n danger of public prosecution for trying
o sell large quantities of adulteratea
Hour in the famine stricken provinces and
claiming reduced rates of transit.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1892-01-12
CA! Gdvs
CURE

The only real pure vegetable blood puriae
known which erues skin diseases, eczema, letter
sal, rheum, tolls, kings evil Ih-umatism. gout
Hbct sJ,s, neuralgll, an all diseases from impure
b'ooi often from sc-ofulous tubercuous specific
blood n Mt, here,'itaiv acgrir,d. No minera
no failures. relapses.
Sold ~ W. E Bard. Slowly
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An English View of l.,

LONDON, Jan. 5.-The Valparaiso cor
respondent of the Times says: Tho pro-
:urator's report on the Baltimore sailor S
incident completely dispels the false
charges made against the police OF this
,ity of attacking the American sailors. Il
appears that the police did not arrive In
force until the riot had reached serious
prOportions.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1892-01-12
NOTICE OF FINAL SETTLEMENT

Notice is hereby given that the under
signed executors OF the last will of Ander.
son ID. Jsynes, deceased. will make final
settle ment Of their accounts with said es-
tate. rs such executors, At the reIt term of
The probate court Of Pettis county, Mis-
souri,, to be holden in Sedslis, in said
county, on Monday the Sth day of Febru-
airy, A. D., 1892.
MARY ]. JAYNEs,
JOHN b. JAYNEs,
JOHN II. Boutwell,, Executors.
Attorney. 2-5w5t.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1892-01-12

No'ice is hereby given, that the UNDER
signed. g. w. Gregg, executor of the es-
tate Of Joseph Il. Grrgg, deceased, will
make final settlement Of his accounts with
said estate as su,h executor, ut the next
tenn of the probate court of Peitis county,
Missouri, to be holden at Sedalia in said
county, on the Sth day of February, A. D.,
1892. q. W. GREGG,
l.l2 vat Executor Joseph g. Gregg.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1892-01-12
WANTED.

A small farm near Sedalia. See
9-ldtf RITeHEY BROTHERS.
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"A DWINDLINC CLOUD.

1T SEEMS THAT CHlLPS AN.
SWER WAS ALL A MISTAKE.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1892-01-12
NOTICE. OF FINAL SETTLEMENT.

l 5-wi'.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1892-12-28

heard Bill Stone plead his first case.
II was good many years ago-more
than twenty anyway. 1 do not remem-
Der the name Of the Judge, but notori-
Gus horse thief was up for trial on a
charge of stealing cattle. As he had no
counsel the court appointed Bill Stone
to defend the case. Stone took his man
over TO a window and talked to him for
a few minutes, then announced that. lie
was ready for trial. I'VE plead guilty,
your honor, to the charge against Us, -
announced the Young lawyer. The court
wasted no time IN giving a verdict, fOl
horse stealing was q heipous offense in
those days in this part df the country,
and condemned the man TO fifteen years
in the peniten6ary.
but. judge, we plead guiltyr yelled
Stone, expressions Of amazement and
disappointment alternating on his face.
Fifteen years, T" repeated the judge.
But, judge, we plead guiltyT re-
peated Bill Stone, raising his long arms
like windmills. But the judge was OBJ
durate.
III that is the case said Stone, eve
viii argue the case, and he forthwith
started in upon the defense. For thirty
minutes heargued and pleaded with that
eloquence that Is characteristic Of him,
and at the end Of his harangue he sat
down and watched the effect Of his
words. The judge smiled and made the
sentence five years. Bill Stone had won
his first case.-Kansas City Times.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1892-12-28

According TO paper read before the
Engineers club, OF Philadelphia, on the
proper limit Of thickness TO steel which
may be punched, the statement Is made
that The thicker the steel hegreater the
damage caused by such an operation.
Recent tests made to determine this
matter are declared TO indicate that
punching injuries steel less than iron up
10, say, three-q1arters Of an inch in
thickness, at which point the two ma
terisls are about equal in this respect,
and beyond this point the value OF steel
after punching decreases quite rapidly
as the thickness increases; IN iron TIE
percentage seems to be much more con-
slant.
The character Of the fracture after
punching Is also found to be materially
affected by the thickness Of the mate
rial. In view Of these circumstances, il
Is proposed to limit 10 one-half inch the
thickness of the metal subjected to
punching, excepting in the cases Of
gircers Of more than fifty feet in length,
when 1t msy be nine-sixteenths Of a,
inch; in top cords and end posts, five
eighths Of an inch. and in shoes, pedes-
tails and bed plates, three-quarters Of
an inch.-New York sun.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1892-12-28
The LIE Of an Incande.ceut Lamp,

From the consumers point Of view,
one Of the chief charges that can be
brought against the incandescent electric
light is the fact that its efficiency falls
Of with use. At the electrical labora-
tory Of the Ohio State university. pro-
longed inquiry has been conducted into
the life and efficiency Of the incandes-
cent lamps Of ten different American
makers. Theresults show that the mean
candle power fails OF with use approx
mately at the rate Of 10 per cent. for
each 200 hours; that the life Of SO out Of
l27 lamps exceeded Il 600 hours, and
that the average initial efficiency was
AZ; after 600 hours Sc and after 1900
hours watts per candle pOwer.-Pitts-
burg Dispatch.
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CURTIS z. GROVE.
Esst cf Cour ROuse)
SOMERSET. PJ.
DE NNsYIANIA RAILROAD.
sCHEDmDE IN EFFECT DEC. 50, 1871.
EASTERN sTAeossD TIME

DISTANCE AND FARE.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1892-12-28

If you wish success in any society
avoid the belle Of it. This viii put you
IN favor with the other wOmen-and
sven.ually with the belle.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1892-12-28


A month later we passed through the
same place on our return trip and made
halt there as before. We did not see
Betsy. Before quitting that country, to
which | never expected to return,
wished TO see her again, If only for a
minute.
sought ont and knocked at the door
of the poor little cabin.
No one opened it.
lifted the rude latch and entered.
4 sad spectacle presented itself to my
eyes. Around the little bed Of Betsy,
lighted by three smoking candles, some
old women were kneeling and reciting
prayers in a nonotonous voice. Upon
my entrance the chant stepped and one
of the old women arose and came 10 me-
Il was the grandmother. She recog-
nized me Immediately. AID two large
tears ran over her wrinklea cheeks.
Betsy" murmured L; where is
Betsy
In few broken words she explained
to me that Betsy had taken fever and
had just died.
/ approached the cot. The pale face
Of the child wore peaceful expression.
Her long black hair lay over her shoul-
ders in heavy curls. but her beautiful
bright eyes were shut. Clasped in her
thin, blue yeined hands and pressed
closely to her heart were the image Of
st. Patrick and the two little slippers.
During all the time she had been sick,
the old dame told me. she had held them
in her hands. begged the old woman
to bury them with her.
A tear came to my eyes. 1 LEANED over
the poor Irish child and imprinted kiss
upon her forehead.-Translated from the
French Of Jacques Normand BIZ Harriet
L. B. Potter for Romance.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1892-12-28

II was nearly time for their departure
Ninette and George were looking over
some shells together. George heard
NiDet+e catch her breath IN a short gasp.
He looked down at her quickly. Her
face was flushing and palng by turns.
Following the direction Of her glance,
he saw man standing on rock at a
little distance from them His tai, tne
form was clearly outlined as ne stood
there. looking away over the ocean
..Niuette-teIl me-is that the man9
Ninette blushed. George needed no
other answer.
Looks well as he stands therei /
wish he would turn around so could
see his face"
So did Ninette. Instead Of turning
around he swung himself down the
roclzs and was hidden from view.
George arose and looked over the
ledge. Ninette sat still, but watched
George anxiously.
He is coming out this way, and l
think he viii come out by this opening.
There is no other place for him TO pass
out this side"
George dropped back into the niche
where he had been sitting, and Nlnette
awaited the appearance Of her Apollo.
A little movement near her caused
Ninette TO turn her head. She saw Mr..
Lewis. a gentleman who owned tine
cottage near the hotel
Excuse me, but ! am looking for
Marcus Marshall saw him disappear
here somewhere. Have you seen him.
Il don't know the gentleman said
George; "do You, Ninette.
ssNo. but haven't seen any one near
here for half an hour"
At this moment the hero emerged
from an opening in the rocks.
Ninette and George heard Mr.. Lewis
exelaim:
There he is now!7 and turned back
again.
Was this her hero? Her Apollo:
Georges face was blank with amaze
ment. Ninette felt ike skrieking.
He was dark-yes, il must be admit
ted, very dark. He was a mulatto.
He was Marcus Marshall, the fine
looking conductor Of the famous Mar
shall Ininstrels, staying at the Golden
Ninette arose hastily, and George ike
wise. As they hurried away they heard
Mr.. Lewis saying:
by the way, Marshall, want TO en-
gage your services for my swell dinner
next Thursday"
The rest was lost in the rapidly in
creasing distance between them. Nj
nette hurried into her room with Miss
/ Sadie, and George wisely concluded TO
keep ont Of her way that day.
Next morning he went down on the
beach. Ninelte had TO go with Miss
Sadie
George marched straight up to Ninette
and took her hand and looked into her
tear swollen eyes.
Now, my dear Ninette, let the past
be forgotten. Your Apollo is IN bronze
and no good 10 you. You are safe enough
now. l am going home today, and when
YOU come back home next week am
going TO ask you the same question
asked YOU the first day came here,
and George turned and fastened away.
Ninette hsd learned a lesson by the
sad sea waves, and when she went home
/ il was with a trustful respect and alice
ton for the young farmer.
She married him on the next time hon
cred Thanksgiving day.-Chicago Even
ing News.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1892-12-28
(liN3II5;Sys
Tragedy ln a court Room.

WAxSEBORo, Ga, Dssembsr Is FORE
men are dying a the resali Of 'sa-s-i.
which was enaoied yes'er,;se iofhe pres
OF he assembled coart " P Joaes l. N
trial for arson aud SIX cls-s Of forgery His
prosecutor is Charles NcNorrill B1ih be-
long to the best business circles. rae reia-
tives Of both men were present in force, well
armsd and ready TO lake up any quarrel.
The prisoners father. J. Morgan Jones, in
plssing Charles d McNorrill. the prosecu
tor, knocked against him. The VI ie parry
drew their pistols and general exchange OF
bulieis was engaged in. AcNorrill was shot
through The neck; his brother, W. L Ne
Morrill,. wss shot through the side while
Jones FELT Nith bal ei- through his stomach,
face and neck.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1892-12-28

Recently Mr. Justice Grantham ex-
cused a man who pleaded that he was
deaf in his left ear. No sooner had he
done SO than another sought similar re-
lief on account Of deafness in his night
ear. He, too, had to be excused, bnt the
learned judge wittily remarked that had
De known beforehand that two such ap-
plcations would be made he would have
kept both men in the box 10 supply each
others dehciencies.-Lond Tit-Bits.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1892-12-28
Herman Bantley..
Clinton St, Johnstown, Pa
CONDENSED TINE TABLES.
Baltimore and Ohio Railroad.

Somerset and Cambria Branch
N0RTHwARD
Joasl-solra s.rl Eruress Rock Fosf SO r. m .
Somerseg l.f0. -sOyesiOwn a.. H0sy-FsFiile
5soS JohrsiOwn. Go
Joh;tsiosra Maa ErDrss.--Rockwood ll.s5 s. NJ.
SOmerset ilsiS -toyesiONu i2:cd, Hoov. Tsyiiie
l2s5, Johnstown l.ao p n
sJohHS9urI. AccoaM0dl'iga--RO Roc X o-od $40 . n
Somerset 6s0S .. IN, stOyest 3wn 81 p n.
HOoyersyille 6;i2 p n, Johusl0Wu 7:a5 ?. n
SrndGg oupo,'afiga-Roekwcod ll:s5 a. N.
Somerset, ll:5S.
SOUTHWARK
Nla-Johns,awn 7.45 a. m. HOoverville s.8i
sscyestown SIS, Somerset $40. Rockw ood
$40.
EtpTsSs-Johnstown $50 p m. Haoversviile 4ls
Stoyestosn 4:50, somerset 5:ol, lockwood
5a5
SEnday Oals-Johnst0wn SO 3 m, Hooye-sviIle
9.l6 a. n, Soy s-OHn go s N, somerset
leIa n, lockwood le-si a. m.
sunday Ao,9alzoddiioR Somerset sol p N
Redwood 5--5 p m
sDsilv
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-aEBoLo. ! srAND Al TsE 000R"

Thar fhv knock. 0 Lord. but woc IS nc;
- feen buSvia the worlds Ereat mart,
Al have no table spread within my heari.
~ ar,- room made beautiful tor tneo
Wgfh Furnished lamp and sHries OF rose mary
And sllauld thy stainless hands The c curiaiils
part.
Ti.-truier eyes Nopid miss The joyous start'
The happy tear. the reserent ecstasy
Eerlected Is tho house thy love doth lend;
no. ashes of. dead fires bestrew the hearth;
And s4il I hear Thy voice o heavenly trend
cone down 70 sup with me upon the earth.
What II At last thou sbouidst the slight repay
And welcome me as do thee fOcays
May Riley smith il Harpef's bA1l-r.
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1892-12-28

Jimmy was walking in the woods,
when all at once came on the biggest
kind Of q rattiesnaEe.
Pa-HOw Go yon know it was rattle
snake, Jimmy?
Jimmy-By the way my teeth ratified
Us soon Us Jaw him -- f-inrrs-
The Somerset herald. [volume] (Somerset, Pa.) 1870-1936, 1892-12-28

WESTWARD.

Trains arrive and depart from the station at
iohnsfown As follows:
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We TELL YOU

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It is estimated that twenty-five acres
Of land are necessary 10 sustain one man
on flesh meat. The same space Of land,
if devoted TO wheat culture, would feed
y people; If to oats, IS; potatoes, Indian
corn and rice, l76; and if 10 the pIantain
or bread tree, over {. .OO0 people.-Y anlEee
bis
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1892-08-27
The Red win. Road.

Recent Movements indicate, / GER
tainty that thirty miles of the Red
Wing & Southern road from its con-
nection with the Belt Line at Allouez
Bay viii be built southwark this fall
in time to be operated in connection
with the company's ore docks now
under course Of erection at Allouez
Bay. The first active business of the
road will he in opening up lumber and
other local traffic and secondly it will
CONTEXT the Minneapolis s st. Louis
railway with the Red Wing Company's
terminals in Superior and Duluth.
This road when completed will be a
trunk line of Importance aid is very
likely to be operated in connection
with other railroads east, south and
southwest.
Wofk is in. active progress on the
Belt Line railway, portions of the road
including the bridges are well advanced
in construction. The cargo of steel
rails recently brought to Superior by
The steamer Gladstone are being ship
ped to the track layers as rapidly as
possible. The work of laying the track
is being pushed with great vigor and
the present Indications point to a
speedy completion.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1892-08-27
Killed by the Cars

An Omaha freight train went onto
the side track at Bennett S Siding, about
twenty five miles south of the city,
Thursday evening to allow the Chicago
limited to pass. 1t being warm on the
engine, the fireman, W illam O'llara,
got down onto the ground, and I'M
known to anybody else laid down on
the ground little III front of the en-
CINE to rest and get cooled off while
waiting for the passenger. lie must
have fell into Il sound sleep for the
passing train nor the movement of his
OWE train did not wake him, at least
in time to save him from being run
over and terribly maneled. He was
soon discovered and brought to this
city and taken to the hospital. but he
was beyond medical aid ana died at
about five O'Clock Friday morning.
When the engineer started his train
he supposed his fireman was back On
tie train and no fauf; can be attached
o him or any one else for the deplorl-
bic accident
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1892-08-27
"Naiad Queens

The final rehearsals of the "Naiad
Queen Will take place this afternoon
and will be with the full opera house
orchestra Probably no entertainment
given here i'll long time has attract
ed as much attention as the coming
production of this celebrated opera.
Hundreds of participants have been
rehearsed daily for the past six weeks
and have attained a rare proficiency in
dramatic art, 50 that the performances
will run smoothly. The opera will be
given six nights, commencing next
Monday night and mati:ee VIII be
PLAYED on Saturday. The safe of seats
begins at Slocum' drug store on Satur,
day morning. The prices have beer
made popular-all lower floor and first
two rows of balcony - cents. Last
six rows of balcony and all of gallery
80 cents. Those who love the grand
and the beautiful should not fail t. see
this sublime creation