The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1892-04-21
All Sorts of Paragraphs.

All Sorts of Paragraphs.
- Without liberty mo happiness can
be enjoyed by society.
= Every one can stand little more
than he thinks he can.
- One hundred and forty women hold
post. Offices in Maine.
= Don't cry over split milk, but rush
around and find the cat.
= When man is praying for corn
crop God loves to see him say amen to it
with hoe.
= First Small Boy-Whst does your
ma do wen you lie to her? Second
Small Boy-She tells pop take after
him.
Early Risers, Early Risers, Early
Risers, the famous little pills for consti-
patton, sick headache, dyspepsia and ner-
vousness.-Wilhite & Wilhito.
= In Californis peach trees are sue
,essfilly grated with rose buds, thus
producing groves of red, white and pink
roses.
- Railroad statistics show that in 33
Kansas Counties there are 100000 more
acres of wheat than we're grown last
season.
There we're about 1000 men EN-.
ployed at the Paris Exposition. In Chi.
cago there will be fully 5000 men EN-.
ployed.
= If dull, spiritless and stupid if your
blood is thick and sluggish; if yonr ap-
petite is capricious and uncertain, you
De Witt's.-Wilhito and Wilhite.
Two doctors in Idaho succeeded in
capturing al enormous bear by means of
a piece of pork saturated with chloroform
and aprinkled with sugar.
"A tree which grows in Africa has
dropping leaves fourteen feet long and
ten feet broad, which wind around and
crush to death any living thing which
touches them.
= Bright people are the quickest to re-
cognize good thing and buy it. We sell
lots of bright people the Little Early Ri
sers. If you are not bright these pills will
make you so.-Wilhite g. Wilhite.
"A prominent married woman in
Chattanooga, Tenn, horsewhipped one of
the leading physicians the other day be.
cause he had failed to cure one of her
sick children.
AT Gotta, in saxouy, persons who
did not pay their taxes last year are pub.
lished in list which hangs up in all res.
'taurants and saloons Of the city. Those
that are on tie list can get neither meat
DOR drink at these places, ander penalty
of loss of license.
Mrs. L. R. Patton, Rockford, ILL.,,
writes: From personal experience can
recommend.De Wits Sarsaparilla. cure
for impure blood and general debility
Wilhite q Wilhte.
"A species of mulberry tree of the
South seas has bark so delicate that a
soft and pleasant feeling cloth is made
from it which the natives use in making
their "best suits" 1t is also used in
the manufacture of very fine grade of
paper.
-" "Oh, George, DEAR" said she, as she
was folded to his manly bosom, and
dull, cracking sound smote upon her ear,
what vas that?" ut was three FIVE cent
cigars smashed in my vest pocket. But
don't mind it. What is expense in a
moment like this?"
We truly believe De Wits Little
Early Risers to be the most natural, most
effective, most prompt and economical
pill! for billiousness, indigestion and in.
active liver.-Wilhite a. Wilhite.
A bachelor physician was once call.
ed to see q young widow. "You are
lonesome" said the doctor. IT advise
you to marry again." "Oh, doctor, I'll
marry tomorrow if you will have me-"
"Ah! All Well !" muttered the doctor,
stepping back and blushing, "you know
that physicians never take their own
prescriptions"
An Arkansas editor thus announced
an important event in the local newspa-
per world: It is With feeling of distress
that we retire from the active control of
this paper, but we leave our journal with
gentleman who is financially better able
than We are to handle it. The gentleman
is we'll known in this community. He is
the sheriff.
- "Late to bed and early to rise will
shorten the road to your home in the
skies" But early to bed and "Little
Early Riser" the pill that makes life
longer and better and wiser.-Wilhite &
Wilhite.
-"say," said the elderly farmer look.
ing man, II want a little piece put in the
paper that 1 want q woman who can cook,
wash, iron, milk four COWS, an manage a
market wagon" "a tight" said the
advertising clerk. "Shsll s:ate what
wages will be paid?" "Wages nothin' w
shouted the farmer. II want to marry
her"
= The construction of the worlds
longest railroad is progressing rapidly
along the river valleys and steppes of
Siberia. The western extremity of the
road is the mining town of MASK, on the
eastern side of the Ural Rapge, and its
western terminus is at Vladiveslok, on
the Soa of Japan, making total length
of 4.7S5 miles.
"My daughter" said the loving
father, with perhaps a shade of harsh
ness in his voice, "what does that young
man who calls on you every evening in 3
dress suit do for living?' "He hasn't
determined yet father" replied the fair
girl, with glad look in her eyes, "but