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The Durham daily globe., 1892-08-13
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To morrow is the Sabbath day, which
you should remember and keep it holy.
Dixie yourself out-gO and hear some
parsOn tell you of The Great Jew-the
gentle CHRIST who died that man might
| live eternal Go out TO hear and not to
be seen. Think of to morrow-the blessed
Sabbath day-and imagine, if you can,
what a wonderful chOir-oYer all the
world-will sing:
There is land of pure delight,
Where saints immortal reign:
Eternal day excludes the night
And pleasures Danish poin.
And see the good wOmen-with pure,
virtuous, upright lives, leaning on that
staff of faith-of that hope to one day
see the land 1t is the rod and the staff
which comforts them, and they walk
through the valley and the shadow of
this old world meet with the disappOint-
ments which are found upon the bitter
banks Of time; see Death and laugh at
it in the knowledge that
And er-fading flowers:
Because when they laugh at Death
they know that it
Like narrow sea divides,
That heavenly land from ours.
And so they live and so they go-gO
down without tiinching-meet that grim
Death as though they met a friend-they
know that all will be for the best, that
GoD is good.
And then comes the fellow who stands
upon the gloomy brink Of Doubt. He
says there is no GOD no heaven nothing
after the grave, and the narrow prison
house ends all He SCOTS and laughs
and jeefs. But after all he must die
age comes or disease comes, and just be-
fore the final reveille, just before the last
time he sees the lands where Jordan rolls
between, he confesses that be is wrong !;
He sees
Bright fields beyond the swelling flood
Stand dressed in living green.
And then repents. And we have the
divine assurance that it is never too late !;
that the fellow who comes limping along
at the eleventh hour stands just as much
show as the one who got reserved seats
two weeks ahead-but then procrastina
ton is the thief of time, and you can't al
ways get dray when you want it. Bet
ter 90 to church to morrow and have
them show to you that you have been
mOnkeying with Time. They will sing to
you and when they strike down near the
bottom Of the hymn
Could we but climb where MOSES stood,
And view the landscape DER,
Not JOrdans stream. nor deaths cold flood
Should fright us from the shore
You might get better idea of what
you would like to do. The churches are
free, if you do not wish to whack little
to the parson TO help pay running ex-
penses-so, my friend, you had better
take a whirl tomorrow morning,
The Durham daily globe., 1892-08-13

VIII call things by their real
names and name them properly.
II guarantees to advertisers more
than double the combined circula-
lion OF all other papers
1t VII continue to tell the truth
and jerk the mask off Of piOCs and
pretending frauds.
1t will not wavcr in its fight for
the development and prosperity OF
the New South, and 1t asks the
patronage Of all honest men.
The Durham daily globe., 1892-08-13

PENSION thieves are abroad in the
land, while men who have been i'm
poverished by the system. are in iaiI
for stealing enough bread TO feed their
children. Instead of turning the rascals
out, We had better put few of them in
The peniteniiary.
The Durham daily globe., 1892-08-13

IT WILL be but little time until Colo,
MEL STARRETTE either cuts off his beard
brings rain or resigns his position as
weather prophet of this Print Shop. A
man with a beard like his who cannot
bring rain should be sent the to fires eter-
nal
The Durham daily globe., 1892-08-13

II THE people Of America would do
the honest thing, they would slap the
party robbing the government on pen
sions, most severe and hearty blow.
The Durham daily globe., 1892-08-13
AT RANDOM.

AT RANDOM.
Only waiting till his whiskers are little longer
grown,
Only waitir g til! goose pimples on his face are
no more shown
Only waiting ill the bed-bugs with their pa
tent wings have flown.
Only waiting till the harvest of the wild oats
ne has sown-
And then if he could wait for Christmas, he
would be something of
waitist himself.
We have direct information to the effect that
COLONEL PROFESSOR SHEPPE is writing new
Novel. The plot is Laid in Raleigh, and is a
hummer. We have purloined few sample
chapters
CHAPTER /.
All. il is Dark.
The reason that il is Dark is because IL is
night.
Many authors fail TO tell why il is dark, and
in this volume expect to be perfectly lucid.
whatever that may may not mean. so ! re-
peat in Large letters that it was
Dark
Because it was
Night.
CHAPTER IL.
Mr.. GREEK O'ANDREws was on trail for
Piece of news for his paper, The News and OBJ
server.
1t will be observed that Mr..
O'ANDREws is not
Greek,
But he is an Irishman. / desire to state, in
perfectly lucid style, that People who gener-
ally have
0 before their names are Irishman. For in
stance, in order TO fortify my case and be per
fectly lucid, l would say.
O'DONNELLY.
O'HLLOHOO,
O'PsHAw,
O'RATs,
Are Irish gentlemen who take my Southern
Educator.
eB They would perhaps take anything else
if they had chance.
CHAPTER III.
The End.
Inasmuch as COLONEL PROFESSOR SHEPPE
has not yet secured his copyright, or rather
because he has not yet got his copy right, we
are at liberty to print the above which we 90
here Print.
COLONEL CHARLEH fOSTIEG set MS Wdtcn
to-day. MAJOR GUTHRIE will set Hen to-
morrow.
We informed that COLONEL. BRODIE DUKE
lost seventeen hundred pounds. This refers
to flesh. We knew an Englishman once who
lost ten thousand pounds and it broke him. If
COLONEL DUKE loses many more pounds it will
Melt him.
COLONEL A LBRIGHT has purchased bicycle,
and he rides it iE a buggy. He says he will not
get on the business, but just rides it around
town in a buggy which he bought of COLONEL
WISE.
PROFESSOR WINSTON, of Chapel Hill, says
that the change of climate is not as severe on
in his ear.
In this age. when people are talking through
their hats, there is q secret just divulged. We
did not know until this campaign that people
could talk through their hats, but it explains
why women are allowed to keep their hats on
while in the house. Men, until this spring,
were obliged 70 take off their hats and give the
flies tobOggan slide if they, we mean the men
in speaking of they, were bald headed.
DIX. JOHNSON says that he hasa Coroner on
dead men.
N. B.-Tbe above is one of our best jokes.
DR.. JOHNSON is the Coroner of Durham
county. So you see that the joke is very com
prehensive. However, he will furnish dia-
gram and chart, showing the essential points,
to all virtuous people who will subscribe for
this paper ten years.
The Durham daily globe., 1892-08-13

THE rainbow and the aurora borealis
will again be taken on subscription.
The Durham daily globe., 1892-08-13

THE GLCEE j. entered at the pOstOiiicc. Dur
ham. y. G.. as mail matter as the second class.
The Durham daily globe., 1892-08-13

N B.-Tbe above is one of our best jokes.
DR.. JOHNSON is the Coroner of Durham
county. So you see that the joke is very com
prehensive. However, he will furnish dia-
gram and chart, showing the essential points,
to all virtuous people who will subscribe for
this paper ten years.
The Durham daily globe., 1892-08-13

HOOD'S Pulls are the best aftsE-dtnnS
F-'ts Th.v assist digestion and cure keaaA,hs.
The Durham daily globe., 1892-08-13

In this age. when people are talking through
their hats, there is a secret just divulged. We
did not know until this campaign that people
could talk through their hats, but it explains
why women are allowed to keep their hats on
while in the house. Men, until this spring
were obliged TO take off their hats and give the
flies toboggan slide if they, we mean the men
in speaking of they, were bald headed.
The Durham daily globe., 1892-08-13

PROFESSOR WINSTON, of Chapel Hill, says
that the change of climate is not as severe on
him as the change of a mans breath who talks
in his ear.
The Durham daily globe., 1892-08-13

DIR. JOHNSON says that he hasa Coroner {
dead men.
The Durham daily globe., 1892-08-13

THE Yam Farm Goose, which laid a
pewter egg, has had her Head Sawed OF.
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ietlc association and known rs smokers"
came oil last evening. Messrs. Hayden, Herald
ana Best opened the exercises with instru
mental music. Following this came some very
clever work on the horizontal bar, which was
participated in by Messrs. Harmon, Bracket
Hammersly and Doherty, Harmon and Doherty
being exceptionally good. Alec Smith, the
canadian club swinger, gave an interesting ex-
nioition IN juggling the clubs. c. &. Kllpat-
rick, the wellknown one-legged clog dancer
ul0 reas turn. George Bracket gave fine
exhibition with the drum majors baton, and
responded 10 an encore. Following came an
exhibition OF tunbiing by Messrs. Doherty and
harmon. During the intermission which fol-
lowed seymour l. Rau, who was master of cere-
monies, Informed the members of the resigns
ton OF Vice President Rusher c, E. Hurley
Was elected to fill the vacancy, and in a few
words outlined the probable future of the club
ana OF the Importance OF making the coming
ciub entertainment success. the proceeds of
Which go toward fixing up the club grounds.
L'sely tet-tos between members of the club
hines ana Halstead, Cesar and Terry-came
next The event OF the evening was the spirited
hVe-round contest between George r. Higgs the
lightweight, aud Lee Williams, a local man of
considerable science. Dick Fleming aud r.
1raves seconded Williams, and jimmie Began
aud Luke Gray stood behind Higgs. 1t was evil
dent from the start that the fight was for blood
H'ggs outgenera!ed and did all the leading
throughout, Williams being on the defensive
and waiting for rush III which he invariably
stTove to put Higgs out. Higgs was in no con-
ditlon aud was working under some disad-
vansages. At the end OF the fifth round Referee
Whalen declared it a draw. which was well re-
c.lved. 1t is probable finish fight will be the
outcome
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the former being especially noticeable. Nothing
unpleasant happened to mar the pleasure Of the
day.
OF the five institutions represented the State
University athletes carried off the greatest
share OF the trophies winning nine first
prizes against two for the Washington college
boys and one for Whitworth college, In
each event, with the exception of the
100 yards race, the records made las. year at the
meet in Tacoma were broken. The 100 yards
running course started on grass ground and
ended on solid dirt, making an un-
satisfactory course for fast running The
nifty yards race was started with eleven
entries Considerable time was taken up in
"iockeying," but Mr. E. Coke Hill, the starter,
was moro than equal to the emergency
and sent them away in pretty line.
Lee Willard was not the first to start at the
the shot, but he was in the lead before
fifty feet had been run and led the procession
TO the string, winning handily in l-5 seconds,
with Atkins a good second. The Others were
punched, and the di tficulty OF naming the third
caused second heat to DO run, Fitzmaurice
winning easily.
One OF the special features of the day was the
ail-round work OF Frank Atkins, wko won
three first aud three second prizes His great.
est effort was in the running hop-step-and- jump
contest, and proved that he is never
beaten until the last gun has been
above mentioned event as the most exciting
OF the day. AM when Atkins at his last trial
made il feet 61a inches, thus passing l.. Han
sacxer, who had 40 feet inches to his credit,
the grand stand and bleachers yelled them
selves hoarse. The running high jump fell
to Atkins without any exertion on his part He
made feet 212 inches, thus beating the associa-
ton record by Al inches In the running
broad jump L. Hansacker made fine showing,
and looked like the winner when he covered 10
feet 22 inches, but as usual Atkins pulled him
self together and headed the marx with 10 feet
ga inches, taking first prize and breaking the
record by > feet inch.
While these sports were in progress Ford had
been breaking the record throwing the 12-pound
hammer. His best effort was SO feet inches or
feet Ga inches better than last years record
He came into the standing high
jump, and although his action was
peculiar. he had no trouble in going over tho
bar. When the contest was reduced down to
himself and Atkins som fine jumping WAS done,
but the latter fell on the bar at feet 90 inches
while Ford cleared it at feet 40
inches. The standing high kick was won by
Cutting, of Washington College, who licked
the plate at feet inches without any appar-
ent effort Palson made good attempt, but
failed after kicking fee: inches. Langston
jumped well and won the standing broad jump
with l.. Hansacker a close second. The record
in this event made last year was ieet III
inches.
The 100yard race was a walkover for Fitz-
maurice, Atkins weakening in the last 100 feet.
After Anderson had won the quarter mile race
the tug -of-war was started, Puget sound college
and the Washington college contcsting. A cleat
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nine composed OF bar-igters for the benefit of
the Roslyn sufferers. The gate receipts
amounted to 800 This erening the Haymarket
theater rendered a benefit performance for the
same fund. The Athletics were defeated, much
10 the surprise OF the spectators kershaw's
play az third was away Oft. while Evans at
second was even worse Rusher-weIi some
one IN the stand said as q thrown ball was
dropped s"Rusher still persists III playing ball +"
hacker was the only individual who
was Tree from erro s. He made a grand
stand catch early in the game that
created much applause For the LAWYERS Car
roll covered himself with glory striking two
men out IL the ninth with the bases loaded
sutton, Ross and Hammersley led in batting.
The score by innings was
AtnieUcs ...-.s...- ) ; 2 q 0 DO
La"yess--..-.-... 0 90
Base hits-Ashletics, 10: Lawyers, 49, Errors
Athletics, IL; LAWYERS TO- Umpire. Parrott.
Tine of game, hours
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TACOMA. May l4.-tSPecial. Frank z. Webb.
formerly connected with the Dun Towel supply
Company, has disappeared, and it ia said his &C.
counts are $500 short lie was addicted to drink.
Mrs Webb is at san Francisco.
John A. Kemp. president OF the defunct West
Coast Fire and Marine Insurance Company. was
today renanded to the county jail on the charge
OF embezziiny $4,000 OF the company's funds in
default of $4,000 bonds
Jumbo" Cantwell today began his $4,000
damage suit against Chief OF Police Ellis and
other police officers on the charge of false i'm
prisonment. Cantwell was arraigaed for
vagrancy. aud accused the officers of attempt.
ing to force him to leave town or pay $3.50.
A resolution to revoke the Paragon saloon Ii.
cense referred to a committee at the city
council meeting this evening.
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National League Games.

CHICAGO, May l4.--Chicago won twice today.
In the first game Luby won pitchers battle on
superior support. In the second game Breiten-
STEMS wildness lost for the visitors. Chicago
6, hits 4, errors 2; 81. Louis 3, hits 5, errors g.
Batteries-Luby and schriver, Gleason and
Buc KEY. Second game: Chicago B, hits Q, errors
/; ST. Louis 8, hits 5, errors 0. Batteries-Gum-
bert and kittredge, Breitenstein and Buckley.
BosToS, May li--Aiter hard battle Boston
won in the tenth inning on Wards error. Bos-
ton s, hits H. Z; Brooklyn :, hits TO- errors
!. Batteries-Clarkson and Kelly, Stein and
Con Daily.
CHICAGO, May 1.-THE games at Cincinnati,
New York, Baltimore aud Cleveland were post.
poued on account of rain
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TARGET AND TRAP.
The Prize Medal Contests of the Seattle
Rod and Gun Club.

The fifth prize medal shoot of the Seattle Rod
and Gun Club was held at West Seattle yester-
day afternoon under the most favorable circum-
stances. The weather was fine, the attendance
good, and some fine scores were made A. K
Churchill held the medal in the first class, max
ing total score oil p out of possible 20 In
the second class T. Weber won the badge, this
being his third successive victory. II. Bean
captured his laurels in the third class with a
score OF IA singles and doubles to his credit
After the regular shoot several back scores were
shot, the best being that OF Josiah Collins, IT,,
who killed twenty straight single birds.
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Sacramento Racea.

HACRAMENTO Cal, May I4.-Summarlea.
Western hotel stake, handicap for 2-year-olds,
hve-eighths OF a mile-Monowai won, Orrin
second, Alliance third. Time. :02.
Welnstock Lubin stake, handicap for Swear
oids, three-.ourths OF q mile-Graniee won,
DICK O'Malley second. Steadfast third. Time,
LIZ.
Hall-Luhrs Company stake, all ages, mile and
q quarIeIIAeeiaIm won. Applause second,
Fanny F. third. Time, 2:0S
Special ha!f-mile dash for al ages-April Fool
won, Geraldine close second, Gypsy Girl third.
Time. Az.
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Louisville Kacea.
lie, Nav l4.-Surnmaries.

LOUISVILLE, May 1.-Summaries:
Five and one-half furlongs-Critic won, As.
trakhan second, The Hero third. Time, 49,
Seven furlongs-Rook Laidley won, Future
second. Red Light third. Time, 1:lJx
Five furlongs-Roslyn won, Calhoun second,
Terrier third. Time, les
Four NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. won, Edith Belmont
second, Ioulinda third Time, 52is seconds
Mile and ne-sxteentk-Pa.isade won, Green
wich second, First Lap third. Time. 1:5t.
seven furlongs-Tom Roche won, Torrent Sec
ond, Comedy third. Time, I:Si
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The BROOKLYN Handicar.

NEW YORK, May 1.-The Brooklyn handicap,
worth $4,000, which takes place Monday, IS
attracting the greatest attention among per-
sous interested in racing, as it is
the first big event OF the year, also on account
OF the class OF animals competing. Among the
iavorites for the big purse are Longstreet, Judge
Morrow. Racelaud, Pessara, Banquet, Major
Domo and others
[see the fine article on the Brooklyn handicap
ON page
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COLLEGE FIELD DAY.
Fine Exhibition of Outdoor
Sports at Madison st. Park.
PLENTY OF RECORD BREAKING.
State University Carries or Most OF the
Prizes-Frank Atkins Makes tho
Best Individual Record.
+ 7 HE Madison street

7 II E Madison street
baseball park yesterday
afternoon the second
annual field day sports
of the Western Wash
ington intercollegiate
At h c tic Association
were held, and resulted
in a general breaking of
records. The crowd that
gathered 10 watch the
athletes contest for
prizes and glory was
made I'D of MANY society
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Eore effective than Thursday. He held the
visitors down to five hits. LANCE was the only
one to hit the ball safely more than once. The
decided feature OF the game was Portland's hit
ting. Every one of the home team scored,
while all except Mains lit safely one or more
times. Ha.feld's three errors are in a great
measure charssbte TO the grounds. Lange's
throwing WAS little Off Gilliland snd Nc
Ns55 90 tue pitching tomorrow: The score:
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and the harbor was a veritabe sea OF fire. Five
vessels sGccumbed to the burning fluid and the
huls and riggings OF all were badly damaged.
Three barges and a lighter were al
most consumed aud sank to the bot
ton of the harbor The flames COM
municated TO several warehouses aud buildings
and their contents were seriously damaged By
fire and water. The flames spread to dist1llery
the opposite side of the river, and that build
ing also dastrOyei
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Two-base hits--Cline, strauss, Bocchers
Three-base hit-Work. Double play-klopf to
Beard to Mari. Bases on bails-By Lucid /. by
Borchers l. Struck out-By Lucid &, by Bor-
chers G. Passed bals-Strauss 4. Cody |. Wild
pitches-Lucii /. Borchers l. Time of game,
2:05. Umpire, MI March
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Oarsman McLean's Racing Conditions.
NEW WESTMINSTER. b. c., May 14-Oarsman
Mclean was interviewed last night and said:

NEW WESTMINSTER, B. G., May H-Oarsman
Mclean was interviewed last night and said:
will accept HanIan's challenge to race three
miles IN shells with 610 yards start and the
same distance III skiffs with 100 yards l am
prepared to race Hanlan or any mau he
can bring to the Pacific coast.
three miles in canoes at scratch
Each event IS to be for 81. 900 side | read
MuIrhead's interview in Victoria, saving that
Peterson would race me upon Shawnigan lake,
giving me seventy-fve yards start / will
nigan lake, but if Peterson ia So
anxious to match himself against me, I will
take fifty yards on straight course on the
Fraser river, and if | win will row him even If
he gives me the inside course l feel in GOOD
condition, ana am confident ! can make it in
teresting for either Hanlan or Peterson
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Port Angeles Burglar Sentenced.

Port ANGELES. May H-[Special James
Parks was today sentenced by Judge McClinton
to two years i'll the penitentiary for burglary.
The trial developed the fact that there was an
organized gang of thieves. One. named Croke,
turned states evidence and goes free. The other
members OF the gang have lett town.
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Government Observatory at Tacoma.

TAoMA, May 14-[Special.l- IT. c. Menden-
hall, chief of the coast and geodetic survey, has
assigned Engineer Pratt TO survey the harbor at
this city, aud establish n temporary government
observatory either in Wright park or
in front OF the Tacoma Land Com
panys new hotel. The survey and
the establishment of the observatory will
occupy six months. The movement resulting
i'll ordering the work done was inaugurated by
the Commercial Club. Hereafter information
regarding the port of Tacoma will be published
on the government charts
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La Crosse at New Westminster.

NEW WESTMINSTER, B. c., May 14-[Special1
The first Ia crosse match in the CHAMPIONSHIP
series OF 1892 was played here today, New West
minister and Vancouver clubs opposing. New
Westminster won by four to two games, after a
magnificent exhibition OF the game.
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Rms sarned-Of Cumming ., OFF McGinnis 8.
5wo.essc hits-Tehesu. Baldwin aud White, 2
esc5. HIS made-off Cumming 1, off McGinnis
y, cr Mains s. Double Hatfield. La
rogue and Ryn, Darrah and Tebeau. Bases on
fsIls-By Mains e, by Cunning 5, by McGinnis
l. git by pitched baldwin. Passed balls
baldwin |. Wild pitehes-By McGinnis l. Time
Of .sme-2:30. TmrireMr. knight.
Charity Ball Game at Tacoma.
TACOMA, May 1A--lSpecial. This afternoon
the Athletic Association baseball club nlaved q
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A Carnegie Steel Trust.

CLEVELAND, May 13-The Cleveland Le1frr is
informed on good authority that a COM
bination, including greater share
of the immense Interests in which
Andrew Carnegie is concerned, is to be
perfected July /, TO be known as the Carnegie
steel Company, limited. Among the establish
{nents to be- associated together Carnegie,
Phipps & CO.. limited, and Carnegie Bros. & Co.,
limited. II. {. Frick, the coke man. holds big
blocks of stock in both companies, and will be
general manager of the new company. The
Keystone Bridge Company will probably be in
cluded in the com b.nation The aggregate capt.
tai of the Companies will be $40 00o, 600