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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-21
TROUBLE cHAsERs.

Binghamton Leader: Young man, If you want
to be up with the lark tomorrow morning keep
shy of&ie swallows this evening.
CincHAati Tunes Charles-I am trying as
hard as 1 can, darling, to get ahead Clara
Well, the Lord knows. you need one badly
enough,
Washington Star: SIS there q sawmill in
oper alton tonights" asked the summer boarder
Nope" replied the native. 'Them's mos
Quitoes.'
El1nira Gazette; "Blinks is the brightest
man 1 know Does he say sharp thingsf'
No; but you ought to hear him keep still when
he has chance to say them"
Truth: Diggs-"I shall make a sensation
among the dudes at the mask ball. Figs
What will be your disguise?" Diggs-'I am
going as tailors bill collector"
GRIP: Jack Tar 1--WE amt so very fur from
land, Jim. There's been yatch along here
lately" Jim-"How do you known Jack Tar
See all them champagne corks.
Cloak Regieao Clara--''How well you looked
on the street yesterday" Maud Immensely
fattered)-"Do you really think soy' Clara
Yes, you had on such a becoming VEIL"
Washington star: Have you an sppetites"
asked the physician. mo" replied the
patient" "Hum; very bad symptom" May
be not You see, I've just had my dinner"
Puek: Hagen-"How long do man have to
be in dthis country befoor he kin voter
O'Toole-"That dipends; if he comes late in
NOVEMBER, he moight have to wait nearly
year
Rdrper's Weekty: Waiter (seeing dissatisfac-
tion on guests face)-"Wasn't the fowl cooked
to suit you. sir:' Guest-"Yes, all but the bill;
just take that back and tell them to boil it
down a little"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-21

LAST WEEK the president withdrew the
nomination Of WILLIAM D. CEUM to be
postmaster ct Charleston, s. c. CRUM is
a negro ana was a delegate to Minneapolis,
instructed to vote for HARRISON. When
he got there he showed signs of weakening
but was won back, probably under prom
Use of Office. Senator WoLooTT of Colo
rado who was himself at Minneapolis, is a
member of the Senate Postoffice commit
tee. and he notified the president that
CRUM could not be confirmed 1t was a
piece of trading.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-21

IT APPEARS that s75.OoO worth of dam
ages was inflicted by the Valparaiso rioters
on the sailors of the Baltimore-tnat
amount being accepted by the United
States representatives. or about the sum
Mr.. BLAINE paid the Italians for the Malta
outrage at New Orleans. And yet many
people thought there was going to be war
between the United States government and
both Italy and Chilli
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-21

THE LIBERALS don't fool anybody with
their talk about not being quite ready for
statehood, and wanting q little more edu-
cation Of the people in national politics
first. They will be for statehood when
they believe they can beat the Democratic
party, and not day sooner. SpoiIs is what
they are after.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-21

Union. possessing as she does a population
emitting her TO two mem bers of Congress,
and having all the requisites OF statehood,
is to alienste the territory from the federal
government and maintain for II position
at once unique and abnormal. To anyone
looking for evidences Of un-Americsn
tendencies, here would seem to be all the
evidence required.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-21
TIE AVERAGE tempers

TIE AVERAGE temperature OF Utah dur
ing the month of June was s. degrees,
ranging from SO at Scoheld, in central
Utah. with an altitude of 5000 feet, to IS
ct st. George, in the extreme southwest
ern portion, at low altitude. Salt Lake
city was close to the average, being 65.S.
Frosts were common in the elevated local.
titles from the 1st to the 10Th.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-21

WHAT ASSURANCE, TO talk Of sending
delegate to the Congress Of the United
States. at the expense Of the United States
treasury, for the purpose Of opposing the
admission Of Utah to the same United
States Better send him to the Canadian
parliament or the Prussian reIchstae. To
oppose the admission Of Utah into the
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-21

IT WAS too much 10 forbid the sale Of
liquor on the Worlds fair grounds, and to
shut them up on Sundays, was bad enough
behavior for Congress; but to withhold that
S5 100000 in addition was too much straw
Tor the cancels eye.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-21
AND so President HARRISON did not an

AND so President HARRISON did not APP
point Attorney General MILLER to the Su-
preme Court vacancy after all, nor even
appoint any other Indiana man. The gem
tleman he did appoint, GEORGE SHIRAs, ir.,
a Pittsburg lawyer, was never before
heard of outside of Pennsylvania. 1t may
be supposed this is some of the doings of
CHRIS MAeEE, the rival Pennsylvania boss
Of Senator Quay.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-21

SIR CHARLES dixie, who has been elected
to the British parliament by an overwhelm-
ing majority, is an example of great intel
lectual genius overcoming personal dis
grace. This is the man who paid the plain
tiff in a divorce suit s125,OOO TO heal the
wounds suffered through Sir CHARLES
acquaintance with the defendant, the bar
onet being q correspondent
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-21

GovERNoa Thomas is reported as saying
that Republican delegate to Congress
should be eiected from Utah TO prevent the
from running the wool inter
ests. But what can Utah do IA Congress
with nc vote in either brancha
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-21

THE REPUBLICANS pretend that they sre
not fsvoring the passage Of a Force bill.
Back ia 1888 they pretended they were
reslly in favor OF reducing the tariff. Il is
just as well TO lot them bave no chance to
lecislafe
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-21

Al CONTEMPORARY states that at meet
ing OF The Tuscarorss Tuesday evening the
four questions to be considered in the Lib
eral conference s'were gone over with a
hue-tooth combD Then there must have
been something In them.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-21

ONE OF the Liberal guard interviewed by
the Tribune is against statehood because
taxes would be increased. He would ike
10 have Utah remain ward OF the nation
with her citizens en- par with the Indians
not taxed.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-21

"THE PARTY should certainly fight for the
local onices' is the refrain Of all the Lib
erals, whatever their views on the subject
Of putting candidate IN the Held for Con-
gress. That army looks after the commits
sary, not the ordnance. department
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-21

AIR. CARSEcIE's nrm has four million
dollar contract with thegovernment for ar
NOR plates. As soon as it had been secured,
Nr. CARSEciE. the apostle and high priest
or protection. went abroad and bought all
his great machine tools In free trade Great
Britain
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-21

THE ENDORSEMENT by the Salt Lake
Tribune OF WILLIAM PINKERToS as a suit
able man to supervise the southern cleo
tlons under such law as the Force bill
is characteristic. Every one TO bis taste.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-21

IT MAT be true that the education of the
Liberals in national political matters is
not far enough advanced for them to be
willing to assume the responsibilities of
statehood; but this is dead give away as
to the character of the newspapers they
read
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-21
HOME RULE FOR UTAH.
Territorial Policy OF the National Democratic
Party.

-
Party.
From the Chicago Platform, June 1892.
We Holemuly declare that the need OF re-
turn TO these fundamental principles OF free
popular government. based on home rule and
Individual liberty. was never more urgent than
now. The tendency to centralize all power at
the federal capital has become menace to
The reserved rights Of the states.
We approve the action Of the present House
OK Representatives in passing bills for the ad-
miHsion into the Union, as states. OF the terri
tories Of New Mexico and Arizona. and favor
The early admission OF all territories having the
necessary population and resources 10 entitle
them to statehood; and, while they remain
territories, we hold that The officials ap-
pointed TO administer the government OF any
territory, together with the Districts OF Colum-
hia and Alaska should be bona -fide residents
Of the territory or district in which their duties
ere 10 be performed. The Democratic party
believes in home rule and the control Of their
'wn Affairs by the people OF each vicinage
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-21
None pure, none as good as IDANn

EXCURSION PIONEER HOLIDAY. JULY "a
On account Of Pioneer holiday the Union
Pacific have authorized the sale of excur-
sion tickets from and to all stations in
Utah at one fare for the round trip. Tickets
to be sold July 20, "a and %, limited for re-
turn to July 26.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-21

Mrs. NEvINs- BLAINE has returned to
this country from Europe. With JAMES G.
out OF public consideration, the subject OF
her letters. once thought to be interesting,
has been dropped.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-21

THoueH THE state Of Kentucky is not
aole. from depleted treasury. to pay her
telegraph tolls. she is the third comm on
wealth in the Union IN the expenditure Of
money Tor educational purposes.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-21

LIBERALS SAY that if they had to choose
between the FAULKNER bin and the TEL
LEa bill, they would take the Latter, but no
ono Of them has even given plausible
reason why.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-21

GoyERoR THOMAS is opposed to the nomi-
nation of g Liberal candidate for Congress.
II he himself could be elected, that would
be different. As to other points. he is still
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-21

Ray. DR.. LIFF has joined the Mormons
To Tribune reporter he says he is lin
favor Of a straight Republican csnd idate
for Congress on q straight Republican
lalntrnrrn ,,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-21

TIE WEATHER is very warm in New
York but Boss PLATT hasn't taken of his
cont vet.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-21

THEY ARE working Sun days on the
Worlds fair buildings at Chicago, butafter
the fair opens these buildings will be closed
Sundays-on the bills.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-21

The LOGICAL Liberal candidate for Con-
gress is Judge PowERs. Let him stand up
70 the rack, fodder or no fodder
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-21
THE ANGLERS, PARADISE

50 Salt Lake to Weber and return, July
%, "a and 25. Tickets good for return I'M
til July 26. Best trout fishing in Utah. I
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-21

YESTERDAY WAS proud day for the
judge. He was monarch Of all he surveyed.
and he looked it.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-21

in joint executive session with himself.
with the chances that he will adjourn be-
fore reaching decision.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-21

Excelsior p Lithographing, printing,
blank books. Kelly & Co., 81 w. Second
South
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-21
TAKE A POLICY

in the old reliable, NORTH America" of
P Philadelphia. Assets over IS, 600, goo.
II. J. GRANT & Co., Agents.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-21

The DAILY HERALD is published every morn
ing, Mondays excepted, 81 TEX HERALD block.
corner West Temple and First South streets
Suit Lake City. by TnE HERALD PuBLIsEIHa
COMPANY. Subscription price. in advance
no % per anruu. post paid.
TIE sEK1- WEEKLY HERALD is published every
Wednesday and Saturday mornings. Price, fl
advance. = % per year; six months. 81 ~
post paid
TIE SUNDAY HFRAIp is published every Sun
cay morning. Price. In advance. q 20 per
annunl, post paid.
ErascRIBERe viii confera favor by forwarding
informstion 10 this ONCE when their papers
are not promptly received. Thsv win aid us
70 determine where the fault lies.
AL communications should be addressed to
THE HERALD,
Salt Lake City. Utah
CITY DELIVERY.
nv che year Invariably IN ndyance) 5000
by the month LOO
~ the week-----.- -.------------------..-. rs
j. T. DUNBAR & Co.. Circulatork
Entered 81 the Postofhce at Salt Lake City.
Utah. for transmission through the mails as
~snas roatse-
THURSDAY. July p. 1892
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-21

Now is the time to take good tonic med,
icine. Hoods SarsaparIla possesses the
greatest merit, and is popular favorite. so.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-21

Daily except Sunday.
Orchestra every DAY and night. Bathing
boating and dancing. Fare for round trip 80
cents. ID. E. hurley, General Agent. +
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-21
GARFIELD REACH.

Commencing Sunday, July 10, trains be-
tween Salt Lake city and Garfield Beach
mill run az fnlln,re.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-21

The leadOr. Get it quick. IDANuA. :
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-21

INSURE
In the Hartford" Assets over e6. OOO, 600.
H. J. GRANT & Co., Agents.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-21
A delicious drink IDANHA Lemonade.
THE ANgLER,, PAR4DISE

81 Salt Lake to Weber and return, July
%, "a and 25. Tickets good for return an
I'll July 26. Best trout fishing in Utah. :
IpANuA, IpANHA. IDANHA. IDANHA.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-07-21

DIRECTORS:
r. G. CHAMBERS, President
BKBER J. GRANT, Vice President
~ Il. DYER joins T. CAME.
- A. SAITH THOMAS MARsHAxA
:. 4. RAu11Ek r. W. YOUNG.
:. ". JUDD, GEO. Cu11IsS
toHN X W1EDER SIMON BAMEERGEA
BCRACE G. WHITNEY,
business Manager.
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Entered al the Postoflce at Salt Lake City.
Utah. for transmission through the mails as
.'ss-~~H Ssaas ,oatte-
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1892-04-30

save the boekkssper. who was prepsr-
inG to 90 home.
''Pleass give me the KEY to the tun.
nsl-door." said Harry. I'VE left .
shovel where We were 1t: work this
afternoon. and Mr.. Peters Eas sent me
The superintendent peri h.i til. key"
: :@., The '''44'''''' and he's gone
Ell think there 10 . key aanging mp
IN the Office" said Harry. Anyway.
Mr.. Peters left one there tkjs evening"
80 there is" said the Vookkesper.
after looking. "You can ,seep il Till
morning. or give II 70 Pets@s."
Harry procured . lamp frcm the tool
room. lighted II. unlocked ne paddock
on the outside Of the iron DIOR, put the
key in his pocket and Sntered the
dark tunnel Before he hid entered.
the bookkeeper had gone away.
He found that the shovel had been
left ut the farther end Of the passage.
and It was . quarter Of an hour before
he could get it and return 70 the en-
When he returned to the door. he
found. to his horror. that il had been
closed and locked He shouted and
beat upon the door. but no answer
came Then he stood in silence. hard
" knowing what to do
Who had shut the door,: As he pom
dercd upon il he came Is tho conclu-
sion that the superintendent had not
left the works when the. bookkeeper
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1892-04-30
MOROUS.

-"Ah." yawned a bachelor. ''this
world il but . gloomy PRISON. ITO
thosc in solitary conanement"-Oncc
Week. 81 Z : so p
E"Are ron sueagedr' inquired the
lady Of Bridget Mt the intelligence
Office mo. mum; but ! have regular
company for four nights o. the week. :"
boston Post
-Cora-''Why doyo think Attorney
Jimpsoa 10 destined to tceome . su.
preme judge?' Dors-..He says be has
decided am fhe prettiest girl he ever
ssw."-N. Y. Herald.
The Ancient Beauty.-'.Think Of Il,
Cecilia, last night at the ball listened
to five declarations of love" lier Friend
lyon must have been sitting behind
4 pretty girl '-Fnegende Bisetter.
Mrs. Tomplxins-'I don't think I'll
take this changeable silk SITTER al"
Clerk-''Why not ma amp" Mira Tomp-
kins-"Becausc I'm not always 1t home
on the cooks. afternoon out."-N. Y.
Herald.
-Lsbor Arbitrarily friend. are
you not In favor Of the cight-hnur move
ment?" Abe Lazy 1.-THE tramp)-"Move-
ment! Who ever heard of me being in
favor Of any kind OF movemcntf"-Kate
Fields Warrington.
mo. john" said the afIectiouatc
wife Of politician. II don't want any
woman's suffrage" "wby not3' BE
cause Ia always feel like voting foryou
for Office, and don't think I could con-
scientifically do it'-washington Star.
-Irate Female-''See here! do You
mean to tell me that l have got such an
ugly-loolking nose rs that?" Photogra-
phcr-''But my apparatus can not lie.
madam" 1rate Female-''Then, for
goodness. sake. 60 and get ono that
can"
I'm not going TO play with Willie
Wamcs any MORE" was Flossic's die
tom. ''Willie is . very nice little boy"
said her mother. II don't like him.
In fact, I don't like boys at all. mann
ma I suppose it's because I'm not old
enough"
-''Daughser. isn't It getting late?'
asked Mr.. Mum, - he peeped into the
pavlor At 1850. and interrupted . con.
versation between her and her best
beau. ''Ycs. papa" replied Miss Mum
sweetly. 1t usually does about this
time Of night."-Brooklyn Life.
Wanted the Authoc.-Author Of .
new play In Far Western theater-
''Hark! What's that queer noise?"
Western Mana9er-'Comes from the
didence." "Eh? Il that their style
Of spplauding?" mo; It's the click.
ing Of revolvera think they are get
ting ready 70 call the author"
Ono Among.-Hs (tenderiy)-"Ah.
Miss Maria, you are the one among ten
thousand altogether lovely" She
(pouting)--.I don't think that's . bit
nice, Mr.. Stockton. Bouds He lin
surprise)-'I beg your pardon" She
(exeGstically)-"why dido't you say
one among four hundred. detroit Free
PreaA
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1892-04-30

Syrup

Justice Of the Peace, George WI
kinsou, Of Lowville, Muf1ay Co,
Mimi. makes Z deposition concern
ing . severe cold. Listen 10 il. I'm
the Spring Of 1883. through ex.
posure I contracted Q ve1y severe
cold that settled on my lungs. This
was accompanied BY excessive night
sweats. One bottle Of Bo6ehee's
German Syrup broke up. tie cold,
night sweatss and Ill and LEFT me
In a good. healthy condition. Ican
give German Syrup my mosteafnest
commendation." irg rs a
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1892-04-30
a HouseKEEpeR.s pReAaa.

WORCESTERSHIRE OW&AM
a naasekeepee 1T in her eosy chair
AZ the caoee a sweet spsing Aay;
ne children played in TIE eardsa faiS,
1ne Kettle Was hummin9 eheerful as1.
But her face was grave, With IL lines q eaRA.
Ana her thoughts were fas away.
u ms Monday. end there were rows q rows-
Ont under the orchard treeo-
u the whitcst ana sweetest asA eleanest e
clothes;
1Aers were tiny aprons, With rufnes s,a hovs:
Az stockings, With sever hole N u eoes:
Ana dresses, and wrappers q sasa
Unjust get them In. for II looAs me rain"
She said. WITH . weary Sigh.
AS =: 81; sSs $1,000 ss.ia :ase' sae vinaev psns.
Att purple cloud tAAs ,lny ME . stain
Lev down O The vessssa sky.
Sad sAs: 1T vas waaA. a.A iroa. "a eosa,
TN ~ Nveleag week = througA
Work peeDo fruO every conner ed nooh,
seldom have tine % rod boob.
AZ half our paDess rover iook.
There il always 70 much 70 d
"lfiss Aver soes riding sAous Ne town
Az Il sAe I'D days 70 let:
Miss Gray"-and her beovs vsss heat 70
flown.
while the book she held Ten .sassy Asv.-
HAS time 70 visit, ~ make eown-
She has ny list pattern Jet"
zAe kettle kept o. its arev~y soae,
And the lady closed hee eyes:
She thought bow TIE days we're RrovinR looe:
How all Of the ehildrea wers vell and stsoa0:
How hard IL was TO keep sAea from wroae-
How baby WAS growing wise.
The chair vas cosy. she slept q last
The Kitchen was lest 10 Wow;
SAe 6rsaned that her toll and care were past-
She reigned IN palace strange - vast:
Her lot With the great Of NE Land vas cast;
She had nothing whatever 70 Do.
Oloy untold! but she looked ssous
And listened for little feet:
How strange IL seemed they ahould an b eut
30 mr. away that - soag q aAeus
Otd GiaAdea her ear. within o. without
Were hey far IN IL lane q she ssresss
Thsa she tAeught n Aer drsan. they III -
Because Of ~ ~erk tAsy usAs
10 some othee sSAere, TIN shsy sAssid be grsvn.
WA0e she wos left In her palAeo olo0e.
With none who haA need q ~ cid.
"At lsast ny husband b Nm 70 Ne stM."
Said The mother. sd ana low;
He always "a peaioe ~ care al olEfu;
No other my place, 70 hin, On IN
Vim watch ana wait ter - sasil-
He win come It eve, know"
And then she remembered hat days bessre
He had Gu0e With merry hand
OF oomFa0es he hAA net Known q yoee.
SHow well be looked In The suis be woee)
In famous yacht 70 socas fas-oR shore,
BY the southern beseses famed
30 she sat and sighed through shs weary day,
And far In the evsoing's gloon;
der servants came and were seat away
St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1892-04-30

He could not Be reached; he must drop
to the stay wires ~
The excited crowd below, looking
upward, saw him first fling his hat and
lantern clear of the crowd and then
swing himself down the edge Of the
chimney. Then cries of horror went
mp ss he was seen 10 leap downward
into space.
Not one in the crowd but thought he
would be dashed to pieces on tho
ground But dcscendipg; swiftly. he
struck the stay.wfre. The next mo-
ment he had caught it in his hands and
for IN instant hung suspended. swing
ing like . pendulum beneath.
Then he threw his legs over the
wires, slid slowly to the ground. and
fell faint'ug In the arms Of one Of the
men who had rushed forward to assist
him.-Yankec Blade.