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The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-01-29
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BRAIN


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and leading to misery, decay and death, Pre-
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Columbia, Tenn.
$500 Reward.
We will pay the above reward for any case
Of Liver Complaint, Dyspepsia, Sick Head
ache, Indigestion, Constipation or COstiye-
ness we cannot cure with Vests Vegetable
Liver Pills, when the directions are strictly
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10 broiI perfectly, over q fire. requires CON-
slant Watching and an experienced cook.
With the CHARTER OAK. child ten years
OLD Will equal any expert
Place an ordinary sheet iron pan, one-Quar-
ter full of sand or water-either viii answer.
sand Is preferabIe-upon the bottom oven
plate to catch the drippings; grease the oven
slide or broiling rack; one greasing is all that
Is required. Place the steaks upon the oven
slide; close the wire gauze oven door for
three to i've minutes-large steaks Il Quire
tea to fifteen minutes-and the steak WIN be
thoroughly cooked on top and bottom az
the same time. -- s.
There Is no faint of coaI.gas or smoke, and
the meats are more tender and better In
flavor than those broiled over the Goals. The
convenience of broillng In the oven will be
appreciated by every housekeeper, and adds
another to the many reasons why the Charter
Oak Range or Stove with the Wire Gauze
Oven Door Ahould be preferred 20 ali others
now in the market
For Sale by DOBBINS & EWING,
julyA iy Columbia, Tenn.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-01-29

Bridget Ito caller Miss Fitzpatrick
is very sorry, sor, but she has the tooth
ache.
81 am very sorry. Is there anything
l can do for herr"
90 no, sOrI She's just sent her lathe
to the dentist. New York Herald.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-01-29
How to Cure AN Skin Diseases,

Simply apply Swayne's Ointment. Nc
internal medicine required. Cures tet-
ter, eczema, itch, all eruptions on the
face, hands, nose, ETC., leaving the skin
clear, white and healthy. Its great heal
ing and curative powers are possessed
by no other remedv. Ask your druggist
for Swayne's Oil tment. oct9 6m
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-01-29

Unwed-What is the servant girl
question hear so much about?
Benedict-How many nights may I
have off?-Boston Post.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-01-29

there is possibility that Cara may be
caught by something at last.1Ghicago
Times
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-01-29
Letter Lists.

List of letters remaining in the Office
| for the week ending Jan. %, 1892.
| ArmStrOnO ID Moor w n
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-01-29

s'The Girl Who Took My Eye, is the
title of an article. Her name must have
been 'Cinda. Augusta, Ga, Chronicle.
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-01-29
Way Don't You StOu

Parties calling for the above letters
will please say advertised.
J. T. WILLIAMSON, p. n
The Columbia herald. [volume] (Columbia, Tenn.) 18??-1935, 1892-01-29
Ren DsRelI.i

Druggist, OF Lexington, KY, ssysthat
DR.. Hale's household remedies econ >
sisting Of DR.. Haleis Household Cough
Cure, DIR. Haie's Household Oint-
ment, and DIR. HaIe's Household Tea
are the best sellers he has ever had In
his store. This is owing TO the great
merit OF these popular remedies
They invariably give great satisfac-
ton, save many doctors bills and
work wonderful cures. Everybody
should use them; 25 and SOC. sizes at
Rains q Son g drug store. ri nOv27 ly
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Columbia Market Report.

Corrected by Holding & Cochran
weekly, Thursday, Jan. 81, 1891.
COTTON.
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Columbia Jersey Farm Stations
MARGIN 1922.
EIvira a. 2:1s IA.

sire of H. including Elvira 2:ls4 dam of Ponce De
\ ARrEBURN, by Mambrino Patchen. 49,
and 2:2s full brother to Margn), sire of Reina, 2:2
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1892-01-08

Men who farm for profit should con-
Germ themselves far more with getting
profit by reducing cost than by trying to
raise the market price. There is only one
way in all the world whereby a man can
raise for himself, with certainty and equity,
the market price of anything he sells, and
that is by improving its quality. The quail
ity governs to every man the price he may
obtain.
"What fall we are havingr' said a
farmer the other day. MY cows are just
about getting their living in the fields
now" After little pause, he added: 81
tell you, it's no use, if we make good but
ter we can't sell it for enough to pay for
carrying to market. The whole trouble is
with over-production." Naturally, we
thought of the frozen grasses being con-
verted into something called butter, and
the mo profit idea was made plain.
A false notion is prevalent, especially
among the younger men, that large farm
is necessary in order to be a successful
farmer. Many of the most distinguished
and successful farmers in the United States
are owners of farms containing less than
one-tenth the number of acres owned by
others who are making a failure at the
business. This would indicate that the
success or failure is attributable to some
thing else besides the size of the farm.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1892-01-08
A YcRr Of Mondnvs.

The man with a genius for figures and
curious condolences has discovered that
1892 is the year when Monday takes the
cake" if one may so speak. The birthday
of George Washington is February pa
Monday. The year is made ''leap' yeaI
by the fact that there is 10Th day OF
February, and that date falls on Anon
day. The Both of May is Memorial day
and a-Monday. The high festival of the
American Eagle, July 4th, comes on
Monday. The annual jubilee Of tn,
'labor' organizations is set down fol
September's first-Monday. Christmas
1892, and the succeeding New Years day
closing the holiday season are two Sundays
and hence will be kept, the one on Decem-
Der 26-Monuay, and the other on January
MONDAY. TO this list of notable Mon
days is to be added the 18th Of April
Easter Monday, and the 9th of June
Whit Monday.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1892-01-08

The account of the girl who has just
laughed herself to death in Ohio is not
without precedent in this state. Several
years ago Farmer Allen and brother
Potter as they were called david Allen
and X. X. Potter, used to travel together
as Republican stump speakers. They had
a great fund of stories, and were accustom-
ed to tell them in comical way. They
spoke at meeting in Dedham 1--WE think
it was), and Farmer Allen set one of the
audience laughing so that the man could
not stop. He was carried home and liter
ally laughed himself to death. He was a
Democrat, too, We believe, and so the kill
ing was done upon one of the opposite
party These incidents illustrate the dan
ger of people being as funny as they can
which DR.. Holmes long ago warned against
Boston Herdid.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1892-01-08

The heaviest expense to the farmer is
the maintenance of Improbable animals
during the winter season. Horses may be
idle, some of the cows may be dry, the
breeding swine must be kept over until
spring and the sheep cannot he turned out
to forage. These expenses make a great
inroad upon the supply of grain and hay
and reduce the surplus intended for market
in proportion to the amount of stock and
the economy in management. The great
est economy is practiced when the farmer
saves food by lessening its demand on the
part of the animals The first cost of an
animal in winter is the warming of the
body. and this is at the expense of the
food, hence the better the shelter and the
more protection afforded against cold, the
less food required. Economy in feeding
can only be practiced when the animal is
so protected that the required food is at
the minimum point, as shelter is cheaper
than food.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1892-01-08

The dedication of the .DreXel institute,
which took place at Philadelphia recently,
marks another important advance in the
cause of industrial education. This insti-
tuition, founded by citizen of Philadel-
phia from which it takes its name. is in
tended to do for the Quaker city what the
Cooper institute has done for New York.
1t will give daily instruction to 1000 pupils
and is located in that part of Philadelphia
which is to be the future home of that city
of artisans.
The war against big theatre hats has got
into the courts. At Berwick, Pa, an out
ragged theatre patron has sued the manage
ment because his view Of the stage was
hidden by supcrfluous millinery, and sim
liar case has come up at Minneapolis. At
Saturday evenings performance in the
Grand Opera House in that city, a travel
ing salesman had his view of the stage OBJ
Structed by two enormous hats in front OF
him. The usher declined to give him an
other seat, and the manager refused to re-
fund the price Of admission. Hence the
suit, which is not only for the recovery OF
the plaintiffs outlay, but for damages OF
account of the disturbance of his comfort
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1892-01-08
The Landed Estates of England.

The inevitable is going on in England.
The great landed estates of the nobility
are being sacrificed one after another. The
extravaganza or improvidence of their
owners compels a sale and ancestral acres
are thrown upon the market for purchas-
ers. Two ancient estates are about being
broken up. The Marquis of Aiesbury
has obtained legal permission to dispose of
all his ancestral estates-Of the glades
where the oak is a century old, and the
house which has been in his family ever
since it was built. The Duke of Marlbor-
ough, too, has obtained leave to sell one
portion of his estate to gain the means of
developing the rest. The sale of the great
estates does not mean in every case that
they fall Immediately into the hands of
the common people, for they may be
bought by men of wealth and kept intact
for a time longer. 1t is the first step to
their disintegration, however, for when
the new owners die there is pretty sure to
come a division, since the laws which have
kept estates in one family for generations
cease to operate when once they are alien
ated.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1892-01-08

leading agricultural paper wisely sug-
gests that an important thing for the farm
er to do as a new year opens, and he faces
toward another seasons work, is to look
back over the past year. and for more than
one year, to see where he has made mis-
takes, or has failed to do as we'll as he
might have done, and not only resolve to
do better this year, but take steps to begin
at once. Probably in such a review of the
past the first thing to impress itself upon
the average man would be the fact that he
lacks a thorough recollection of just when
and how certain kinds of work were done,
and that he has no memoranda by which to
refresh his memory. Now is a good time
to begin to keep such a record as will serve
him at the end of another year. With the
beginning of the year he should open an
account, no matter in how crude a
form, with each department, if not go
ing to the extent of keeping each crop by
itself and each COW by herself, yet so dis
tinct that he will know if he is losing the
money by one branch of his business that
he makes by another. No good business
man would think of doing business at the
present day on any other basis than this
and the farmer must be good business
man if he is to succeed in his calling.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1892-01-08
NEWSY BITS.
The Gallant ship Constellation.


The United States sailing frigate Con-
stellation, which Secretary Tracy has desig-
mated to carry a shipload of grain donated
by charitable Americans to starving Russia,
is a historic and highly priced old ship.
She has been in use as practice vessel for
summer cruises by the cadets of the An
napois Naval academy, but on the com
pletion of the new steel practice vessel
next year she will be no longer needed for
this purpose. The Constellation was one
of the earliest and finest frigates OF the old
navy. In our little naval war with France,
almost a century ago, she distinguished
herself brilliantly. Under gallant Captain
Truxton she fought and captured the pow
erful French frigate / Insurgente in 1899
in an action in West Indian waters. Later
on she had fierce duel with the French
frigate La Vengeance, which she compelled
to strike. A sudden gale, however, carried
away the Consultations mainmast, and
she was prevented from taking possession
of her prize. 1t is a graceful idea to EN-
ploy the old war ship, which has survived
nearly a century of wind and weather,
fought in three wars and been victorious in
all of them, to carry help and sustenance
from the abundance of America to the pow
erty of famine stricken Russia.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1892-01-08

1t is winter truism on the farm that
cattle should be well taken care of each
day, but the first item of good care should
always be good, warm buildings for shelter.
Even in an old barn of the old-fashioned
style it is not difficult by battening cracks
and by lining the walls and stuffing hay
or straw between the inner and out
er boarding, to bring them to a condition
where water will not freeze in them, unless
there is that abomination, an open barn
cellar, under them. If there is the first
step should be to board up the front of
that, that the air may not enter the barn
through the floor Even a temporary
rough boarding, to be removed in the
spring, will well repay its cost before that
time.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1892-01-08
IMPROVE YOUR PENMGNSHIP

During the long evenings. For years Gaskell's
Compendium has been the standard publication
for home instruction and its use has secured hun
dreds Of people good situations and started them
on the road to success. The Compendium has
never been sold for less than 81 and is worth
many times its cost. but as n special inducement
to order direct we will send it postpaid to any ad
dress for only IS cents Address all orders to
HOME PUBLISHING CO, Burlington, Vt.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1892-01-08

In the dental ranks viii never occur if you are
particular with your teeth, and cleanse them
every day with that famous tOOth-wash, SoZO
don't From youth to old age il will Keep the
enamel spot less and unlmpaired The teeth of
persons who use Sozodont have pearl-like white
ness, and the gums a roseate hue, while the
breath is purified and rendered sweet and fra
grant. II Is composed OF rare antiseptc herbs
and is entirely free from the objectionable and
injurious ingredients of Tooth Paste, etc.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1892-01-08

The result of the recent attempt to raise
tea in North Carolina indicates that the
soil and climate are favorable to such an
industry, but that, owing to the expense
of picking and curing, none but the highest
grades could be produced profitably.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1892-01-08

Mystic Cure" for rheumatism and Neuralgia
radically cures in one to three days. Its action
upon the system is remarkable and my steriouS
mediat-ly disappears The first dose greatly
benefits, - cents. Sold 10y Geo. f. Greene, Drug
gist BrattlebOro.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1892-01-08

The best salve in the world for cuts, bruises,
sores ulcers salt rheum. fever sores. letter chap
ped hands, chilblains. corns and all skin eruptons
and positively cures piles or no pay required. 1t
is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction money
refunded. Price y cents per box. Fer sale by
F. II. Holden & Co.
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1892-01-08

DR.. David Kennedy's Fa,orte Remedy is the
best medicine | ever used II cured my leg OF
ulcers after the doctors said II would have to be
amputated. Burton S. Bingham, Middlesex, Vt
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1892-01-08

All those who have used Bakers Mandrake
Btters speak ry strongly in their praise. only
twenty five cents per bottle
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1892-01-08

For scrofua in every ,rm Hppls SarSaparilln |
is a radical reliable dy. 1t has an untqualled |
record Of cures
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1892-01-08
AGRICULTURAL.

The government crop report shows that
the average yield of potatoes per acre in
1891 was shade less than % bushels,
against 57i bushels in 1890 and 76i bush
els in 1889. The quantity first named is
the largest average in more than ten years
past. The aggregate crop is estimated at
225, 100000 to 23O,OOO,OOO bushels, or the
largest ever grown in this country.
The Hartford Courant speaks of good
crop for winter cultivation: "The brain
crop is the one that should receive the
most attention on the farm during the next
three months. Fertilize with an abund-
ance.of common sense and cultivate with
good books, papers, magazines and expert
ment station bulletins, take plenty of time
to attend grange meetings, farmers clubs,
agricultural and horticultural meetings OF
any other meeting where good men get to-
gether for educational and social purposes
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1892-01-08
Special Notice.

To better accommodate the many who come
from long distances. have extended my afternoon
Office hours from to $50 p. NJ.
NV forenoons contain no regular office hours.
hut given to special appointments, made dr.
ally some days in advance.
My lady assistants are here forenoOns - y -
as afternoons They explain perfectly the U.s. u
the Compound lodo- oxygen Home Treat +"
Heart. Lung and Catarrhal diseases They alsv
teach patients the use Of the new Home Treat
mpnt for WnHen's diseases. which is meeting
with such universal COMMUNICATION.
DIR. Z. W. HIGBEE, Northampton,
Mass.
No. 2Si Main Street. next Edwards church
Vermont phÅ“nix. [volume] (Brattleboro, Vt.) 1834-1955, 1892-01-08

~. Vtttts Dance Cured Vlu.
SAN ANDREAs, Cal, february 1889.
My boy, Is years old, was so affected by n
ViIus Dance that no could not 60 10 school f.
two years Two botu of Pastor Koenig's Nery
Tonic restored his health and he is now att,iio
ms school again MICHAEL OCON MEL
BALTIMORE, June, 1880
l use| Pastor Koenig'7 Nerve Tonic for nerN
lus r." -nle caused 10y overWork and found
Ill that it is claimed TO be, After using one b 4
lie It had tho desired effect aud l can truly re,
lmmend 1t to all suffering like complaint, as
eaily wonderful remedy. SAML THREW
PITTSBURGH, Pa Oct. 10, 30
Fer seven years my eldest daughter had faint
tg 81 ellis and spasms. Last June she took H.,
r., of Pastor Koenig's Nerve Tonic, and sim,
fSt time they have entirely ceased.
JOHN GLOECKNER
EnEH-A Valuable Book on Nervous
kUL Diseases sent free TO any address
and poor patients also obtain
NGG this medicine free of charge.
This remedy has been prepared by the Reverend
Pastor Koenig, of Fort Wayne, Ind, since 1876 and
Bnow prepared under his direction by the
KoENIo MED. CO.. Chicago, ILL.,
Sold by Druggists at 81 per Bottle. for 81
large Size, S1.Tb. Bottles for SO.
In Rutland, Vt, by Higgins & Hyde, Druggists
Custer weekly chronicle. [volume] (Custer City, S.D.) 1890-1931, 1892-12-31
A Wolf Hunt.

Lon GODDARD informs the Star ths
gray wolves are getting too expensively
numerous for stockmsn that they are
getting bolder as well. Only the other
day pack Of them caught 3-year-old
heifer belonging TO VIM. Cuington, east
OF Buffalo Gap, killed it and had 1t
about devoured when discovered
Many stockmen complain Of frequent
losses Of Young stock by these wolves
They have therefore decided to 60 hunt
ing the beasts, and quite party will go
next week with about twenty Russian
blood hounds and scour the eastern
portions Of Fall River and Custer coun-
ties, where the wolves seem to be the
most numerous. Lon Goddard has just
received five hounds. which with others
owned by different sportive stockmen,
will give the whole wolf family a good
chase In the sections ofcountry they ex-
pect to hunt. They will start sometime
next week, going horseback, and will be
out several days. They are sure to
have lots Of sport, besides doing good
service. There will be four or five ac-
companying Mr.. Goddard from this
city, and when the entire party gets to-
gethsr they will make quite An army
Star.