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The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07
THE KELLEY CUJRE.

The Kelley Company of Kansas, which
controls the right to use DR.. Leslie E.
keeley's Remedies for Drunkenness and the
Opium ana Tobacco Habits in the state of
Kansas. with view OF covering their terri
tory more actively and causing the benefit
of the Remedies to be more widely spread
have opened institutes for the Kelley treat
ment at Topeka, Leavenworth, Kansas City,
(Kan.) Winfield and Marysville. These in
sttutes are 50 located as to render them
easily accessible from every part Of the state
The Kelley Company Of Kansas have been
unusually successful in their practice, hav ing
treated over 400 cases of alcoholism and
opium habitues without failure Their staff
OF ply sicians are well known practitioners
who have practiced the cure Of nervous and
narcotic diseases under DR.. Kelley at D wight.
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

Elsewhere in this issue We publish the par
ticulars of remarkable cure that fairly out
rivals the celebrated case of John Marshall,
of Hamilton, which created such a sensation
throughout the country. The particulars of
this case are vouched for by the Albany
Evening Journal. recognized as the leading
newspaper at the New York state capital, and
one of the leading papers of the United
States. There Is, therefore, no room to doubt
that the particulars of the case are accurately
and carefully set forth, in every respect true,
and must therefore prove of the deepest in
terest to our readers, We therefore commend
the article to their careful perusal.
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

The f1e0 Of insanity
Cannot be urged In extenuation Of the conduc,
Of hosts OF people who constantly in
6ict injury upon themselves, and lay the foun
dation for serious and disastrous bodily trouble
by the use In season and out Of season. upon
slight necessity and without discrimination, oil
drastic vegetable cathartics and poisonous
mineral cholagogueS-notably the various forms
Of mercury-t0 relieve simply constipation. q
complaint remediable at any stage by the per
siStent use OF Hostetter's Stomach Bitters
This famous remedy never gripes, evacuAtee
too copiously or weakens the bowels. II there
Is any other tonic apcrient in or o0s OF the
pharmacopeia of which this can truthfully be
said, we are unaware of it. AbAAdon the
fatuous habit Of dosing and uso this benign
regulator, which also sets right weakened
neuralgia, sleepaessneeS. loss OF appetite.
malaria. debility and kidney complaints are
troubles all conquerabie by the Bitters
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

NJ Only One Ever iTa,ssd-Csn You Iln0
the word?
Thers 10 . 3inch display advertisement
ip Nh paper this week which has NO two
words alike except ono word. The same 10
true Of each new one appearing e1ch week.
from the DR.. Harter Medicine Co. Thia
house places Crescent" ON everything
they make and publish. Look for il, send
them the name Of the word, and thsy will ~
turn you Book, B1AUI1TUL LIIHoGRAP1s OF
SANrLIs FREE
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

Wound Up
the man or woman who's "run-
down." DR.. Pierce's Golden Med
ical Discovery sets the wheels going.
1t starts the torpid liver into health
full action, purifes and enriohes the
blood, cleanses, repairs, and strength
ems the system, and restores health
and vigor. AS an appetizing, re-
storative tonic, it sets at work al
the processes of digestion and nu-
triton, and builds up flesh and
strength.
For all scrofulous humors and
blood taints, and even Consump-
ton or Lung scrofula }, if taken
in time, it's positive remedy.
Unlike the sarsaparillas, which
claim to be good for the blood in
March, April, and May, Golden
Medical Discovery" works equally
well at all seasons.
Unlike other blood-purifers, too,
it's guaranteed to benefit or cure,
in every case, or your money Is re-
turned.
On these terms, it's the cheapest.
You pay only for the good you get
But it's the best-or it couldn't b
sold so.
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a Defense.

"What's the charge against this
man. Of1icer?"
''No visible means of support" re-
turned Number 500.
Il can't take my wife wild me every
where" growled the prisoner.
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria,
When she was Child, she cried for Castor =,
When she became Miss, she chung to Csstoria,
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria.
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07
WHEN NATURE

Needs assistance it may be best to
render it promptly, but one should 70
member to use even the most perfect
remedies only when needed. The best
and most simple and gentle remedy is
the Syrup of Figs, manufactured by
the California Fig Syrup Co.
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

British Lion: My dear Bear, let me read
you these English resolutions, sympathizlne
with the unfortunate Jews In Russia. All
you weep! Russian Bear? Yes, over the
woes of Ireland. Let US mingle our tears.
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

Tom Moves: Wonder what's the matter
with Bender? He looks as glum as an owl,
and yet hear be made S64 900 in Missouri
Pacifcs last week. Jim Bullem: l know.
He told me this morning his wife had three
dressznakers in the house.
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

Give struck a great scheme" said Briny
Billins. 'NNhat Is it, asked his partner.
I'VE go an git contracts for cleanin' of
snow, an den We waits fur a thaw to come
along an do it fur US. All We have to do is
Ter elect the money. See:'
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

Mrs. Brush: Has the hanging committee
decided about your picture yet? Brush: Yes.
Mrs. Brush: Are they going to hang it?
Brush ldSStbousy1: heard the Chairman Urn say
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

''Her face is poem, her bonnie: sonnet,
Was their Judgment in sentences terse.
But failed to perceive it; how could be-
ieve it,
When to me she was always averse!
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

Rubicund Passenger: Have you the time:
Sancsimonious passenger: No, sir; have
stopped my watch during Lent? Rubicund
passenger: Stopped your watch during
Lent? Sanc.imonioas Passenger: (emphat.
ically): Yes. sir; my watch Is fast, sir.
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

Customer Gin Kansas City,: I'd like to
look at some of your celluloid collars. Sales
man: Wait on you in just moment.
Things in st. Louis going on about as usual!
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

De Chappie: Aw, sonny, how you lift
here? Store Boy Confidently: Yep; that
there big teller with red hair an freckles is
the bouncer. Wat yer seliin?'
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

''There Is no accounting for taste" saii
the cook, as she swallowed from time to tim,
the soup she was making.
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

FITS.-AM Fits stopped free BY DR.. ALIxrS exEAI
Nerve RestoreF. No Fit after nrss day suse. Ma
yellous Treatise and & 90 trial bottle free 20
Fit cases. Send TO Dr. Klne.s3l Arch St. Phila.. r,
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

1.-TWO up" said the conductor of the Allen
street car at q p. NJ, as he transferred two
passengers to the Cold Spring Line. ''Make
it (hic) three up" said the inebriated young
man. 'sI'll take seltze.."
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

Mr.. A. B. Laforme, Boston, Mass, says: I Or
dered and distributed one dozen large bottles
BradycrotiRe among my friends afflicted with
headache, and in every case it has afforded
almost instantaneous relief.
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

Cowper says: ''Boys are at best but pref
ty buds unblown." When the boys begin
to blossom they are rum fellows.
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

Bagley Cat church fair: Let's go up and
have that pretty girl tell our fortunes. Brace:
Not any; what's the use? Don't know I'm
broke!
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

Attorney Wanting: What did your fathel
say when he saw my picture in your watch
Miss Worth: That it was the only case yor
had ever appeared in.
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

jeans (the porter: Beg pardon, sir, I
have bad news for you. Mr.. Cashbox died
this morning. Old Skinner: Died this morn
ing! Now that's just like Cashbox. He knew
this was the busy season.
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

A school journal advises, snake the schoo
interesting" That's what the small boy
tries to do to the best of his ability.
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

Charlie: What would you do the first thing
if you were woman, GEORGE? George: Wish
was man, I suppose.
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

1t must have put man in good spirits to
see an old Bourbon make wry face.
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

Britannia rules the wave. but she doesn'
control the tide. That's all moonshine.
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

Sharpson: Old fellow. you look seedy. It
is time you had new suit. Phlatz: ! know
it, but my tailor refuses to-h-m-to renew
the modus yivendi.
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Chill
dren teething. softens the gums. reduces inflam-
nation. allays pain cures wind collie. 23c bottle.
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

Bloobumper: Have you been hunting
Spatts? Spatts: Yes. Bloobumper: Bag
anything? Spatts: Only my trousers.
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

Mr.. Gurley: Are your family related to
the Scaddses of Philadelphia? Miss Scadds
(haughtily): No; they are related to US.
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

The pleasant coating of Beecham's Pills
completely DISCUSSES the taste without i'm
pairing their efficiency 25 cts. box.
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

Light travels at the rate of nearly zoe, 900
miles in second. but it is small consolation
to think of it when you fall over q Wheel
barrow in the dark.
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

1t seems strange that some people want
Sunday to be Gloom-day.
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

"Hanson's Magic Corn Salve."
warranted TO cure, money refunded. 4
Jour druggist for II. Price Is cents.
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

Electricity is great educator. Think what
it has done to make men see things in new
light.
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

Crimps: Is your business getting on?
Bangs: 1t is. You know recently opened
o riding school.
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

The good actor not only ''takes the cake"
but ne usually takes the principal role.
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

One of the things that is not faithful to the
nd ia cheap cigar.
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

| Learn Shorthand bv mail and get good
| position. Write Chaffee's College, Oswego, n. Y.
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

FITS-Epilepsy permanently cured by new system
of treatment. TWO TRIAL ICT.' = FREk. Send for
Treatise Epiisptsc Remedy Co.. broad ST. New York
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

The fellow who "had 6,sam that was not
all a dream" was out With .he boys till after
midnight
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

Dancing masters are generally posted
a. to the latest movements on foot.
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

Somebody is sp. to slip up when there is 9
crisis in Greece.
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

If you have bone of contention With any
one, throw it to the dogs.
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

The strictest railroads about issuing passes
may occasionally pass q dividend.
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

A ''rattling good fellow tits often one who
shakes dice.
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07

Souvenir spoons have created quite stir.
The Globe-republican., 1892-04-07


cemeteries. IA green Christmas makes
q fat graveyard was the. old proverb.
Storms to purify the air. Thermometer
at ten degrees above zero to tone up the
system. December and January just as
important as May and June. tell you
We need the storms of life as much as we
do the sunshine. There are more men
ruined by prosperity than by adversely.
II We had our own way in life, before
this we would have been impersonations
of seltishness and worldliness and dis
gushing sin. and pulled up until we
would have been like Julius Cesar, who
was made by sycophants to believe that
he was divine, and the freckles on his
face were as stars OF the armament
Oh, what a mercy it is that in the text
and all up and down the Bible God in
duces US to look out toward other worlds!
Bible astronomy in Genesis, in Joshua,
in Job. in the Psalms, In the prophets.
major and minor, in St Johns Apo
calypso, practical saying: Worlds!
worlds! worlds. Get ready for them"
We have q nice little world here that we
stick to. as though losing that we lose
all. We are afraid of falling of this
little raft of world. We are afraid
that some meteoric iconoclast will some
night smash il, and we want everything
to revolve around it, and are disap-
pointed when we find that it revolves
around the sun instead Of the sun revoly-
ing around it What a fuss we make
about this little bit of world. its exist
ence only short time between two
spasms. the paroxysm by which it was
hurled from chaos into order, and the
paroxYsm Of its demolition.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1892-09-27

Husband and His Father Arrested Il
Alleged Cruelty.

Husband and His Father Arrested for
Alleged Cruelty.
George E. Filler, aged Sc years, and Samuel
Filler, his father, aged GO years, living at SO
Window street, in the Walla Walla addition,
were arrested last evening by Detective Cave on
warrant charging them with having NAL
treated and threatened to kill Mrs. Filler wife of
the younger man. 1t is alleged that as a result
of this treatment the woman gave premature
birth to a child and now lies in critical condi-
ton herself The police authorities have re-
fused to release the Filers on bail, and they will
be held awaiting an examination.
Samuel Filler came TO Seattle from Pennsyl-
vania few days ago to visit his children. as he
terms them, and the trouble has occurred since
his coming. George Filler refused to talk on the
matter, and all his father had to say was: 81
came 5000 miles to see my children, and this IL
what get for fatherly advice" Then his son
told him to say nothing more. The old gentle
man told Capt. Hogle that if this was a sample
of Washington justice he preferred Pennsyi-
vania.
Later al night, when Samuel and George
Filler were told the facts in possession OF
the POsT- INTELLIGENCER reporter tho young
is the cause of it all. l went to the ceme-
terry yesterday with my father and
widowed sster-in-law to visit my
brothers grave. When returned
home my wife was very angry and pounced
upon me like hawk, saying she would fix
me for going away from home. / did
not strike her About II o'clock
she gave birth to a child. 1t was not premature.
There has not been peace in the family for
twelve months on account OF my wifc's jealousy
OF my brothers widow"
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1892-09-27
AMUSEM ENTS.
Seattle Opera House,

Little Tippett' will be presented bv
Harrison & Bells comedians at the Seattle
opera house Thursday and Friday nights.
They have just concluded very success
full engagement of three weeks in San
Francisco, and have also appeared in
Portland, where both the play and COM
pany made pronounced hits. being highly
Endorsed both by press and public. We
have reasonable right to expect pleas
ing entertainment at their hands, for Bis
son. the author of the original, has written
many amusing things. and the Paul,ons
are recognized as able writer's. the elder
one being the author ofthe iibretto of "Er-
mimic, while the company is composed of
unusually competent people. The cast
will include Tippett & Newton, partners
in business, played respectively by Charles
Bowser and Edward ". Bell; Mrs. Tin
petit and Mrs. Newton, played by Mabel
Bert and Marie Lewes: Everard Brodside
bunker, the rich uncle and doting guard
ian OF Mss Tippett, played by Harry
Allen; George Gibbs. the butler of the
Tippe,fs and his wife Geranium. the
nurse, played by Harry J. Morgan and
Mrs. Harry Bioodgood: Rufus Delaney.
deputy sheriff, PLAYED by Henry j.
Bradley, and Little Tippett and Little
Glbbs, two babies, played by themselves,
lie plot Is intricate and the situations
are said 10 be very amusing.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1892-09-27
LAKE WASHINGTON AS A SOURCE
OF WATER SUPPLY

SEATTLE Sept Il, 1892
To THE EDITOR: Your article in thg issue of
September 10, containing the analysis made by
Mr.. Bogardus, allows the reader to aFfive at
rather am bguous opinion as to the s5ealth of
our water supply. Lake Washington, CIR source
OF supply. has an area Of forty square aliles and
probable average depth of ninety feet. Con-
seq uently the lake contains 100 362, 2iG00 cubic
feet Or 49, III ,s0o0o0 gallons. Its temperature
near the bottom in summer is approxiniately 81
degrees. and 20 degrees at the surface. Below
10 degrees Fahrenheit water is too cogI for safe
domestic uses. The source OF the lakes supply
being III tho Cascades, much of the was,r is nec-
essarily dissolved snow. The Spring ELL Water
Company caused an analysis OF the wster to be
made by Prof. Wenzel, of San Francisco. Il chem
list OF national repute, in September, 1915, when
the city rejoiced in population OF about 1890
Inhabitants. Exactly seven years afJer to the
week, September. 1892, Superintendert Wilson
caused an analysis to be made by Mr.. isogardus,
OF Seattle. in each case the water yas taken
from a depth OF sixty feet balow the surface.
The following table shows the result N grains
per gallon:
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1892-09-27
BREVITIES.

Paint. brushes etc., at way down prices at
Schwabacher Bros.
Two homestead, one final and one cash entry
were filed at the land Office yesterday.
The Lake Washington canal is public bene-
At. So is the Round Oak heating stove. LOyhed-
Bow Hardware Company
Chief Kellogg, of the fire department., has pre-
pared set of rules and regulations to govern
the management of the freboat and will pre-
sent them to the fire commissioners ut the next
regular meeting. Commissioners Jones and
Masel have read the rules and approve of them.
The police are looking for G. 0. s3ominick,
who is located somewhere in Seattle aad doing
teaming. He came from Tacoma aSout two
weeks ago, leaving a son 10 years old. That sou
is now very sick and not expected to live.
Messages and messengers have come from Ia
coma, but 80 far the father has not beel located.
Fannie Casper, pretty Ii tile girl aged or 6
years, was found wandering about in the vicin-
ity OF the courthouse yesterday aIterpoon and
returned to her parents at 7l9 Cherry: street by
Jailer Sheehan. The little tot was somewhat
frightened when she was taken into enc police
station, but George Sheehan, who hsss great
faculty for making friends with children,
bought her some candy. after which sue started
off with him to find her home in eontented
state of mind
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1892-09-27
FELL DOWN A SHAFT.
Terrible Experience of Two
Miners Near Franklin.
A TUMBLE OF SEVENTY FEET.
schosnbachler Heard From In Nebraska
rested for Cruelty to Wife.

George Wyatt and Frank Larson, en-
ployes in the Oakdale mine, near Frank
lin, had miraculous escape from death
Sunday night at II o'clock. Wyatt lies at
Providence hospital with his right leg
broken near the hip.
The shaft of the mine is 400 feet down,
the last seventy feet running at an angle
Of eighty degrees. Wyatt and Larson were
at the bottom getting ready to come to the
surface on the IL O'Clock shift. In some
unknown manner the signal wire broke,
and Larson crawled up the shaft, found
the break and fixed it. The signal to hoist
was given, and the barrel with Wyatt in
it came shooting up the shaft. When
Wyatt came near Larson he pulled the
signal wireso that he might stop and take
him in. The wire parted between him and
the surface, and the barrel was going by
when Larson grabbed for it. He caught
the. edge, and in the scramble
which followed it overturned and sent
them tumbling down the almost vertical
shaft. Head over heels, now together and
again separate. they fell seventy feet to the
bottom and lay there stunned and breath
less. There was no means of communica-
ton with the outer world and they had to
lie there until the men on watch at the
mouth becoming alarmed at their silence
came down and found them. Larson was
scratched and bruised considerably but
able to walk home. Wyatt suffered con-
siderable pain from his leg and was taken
to Providence hospital yesterday after
noon and attended by DR.. George H. T.
Sparkling. Wyatt's condition is not serious
and he is able to talk.
The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1892-09-27
WATER FRONT NOTES.

Steamer Mexico will be due from Alaska to-
morrow.
Steamship Umatil,a 10 loading her cargo OF
coal at Nanaimo this trip.
Steamer Wilmington came in Sunday from
Portland with 400 tons of freight for Seattle.
Schooner La Gironde sailed for San Francisco
from Smiths cove yesterday with 10000 feet of
lumber.
The steamboat inspectors go to Olympia today
to inspect the Doctor They will return to-
morrow.
Schooner Laura Madsen 10 to sail today from
Salmon bay for San Francisce with $4,000 feet
Of lumber.
Steamer Island Belle, which is being fitted out
at the loot OF Pike street, passed inspection yes
terday. She is to run between WhatcOm and
the islands.
Steamer Monticello 10 lying at the city dock to
have her boilers put in and repairs made She
will not be placed on the ways. Capt Hatch
having concluded not to sponsor her out He
will have her upper roof removed to tighten her
top SO she will not roll SO much in the wind.
She will be out by November / at the furthest
The report OF the burning OF tho steamer
Glide. contained in a dispatch from Ia
coma Saturday night, was an error. It
was the steamer Z. NJ. Gill, OF Vaughn
which was burned. She was l35-ton boat,
owned by John C. and John q. Gill. The Glide
came in as usual yesterday and Capt. Wander
hoef gave hts usual benediction when he
learned the report OF the burning OF his boat.
Steamer J. Il. Mcdonald came in with 1900
barrels of lime and twenty tons of potatoes and
grain from san Juan islands; the Sarah ~ Rem
ton had ten tons, mostly potatoes. out for Port
Blakeley; the Clara Brown had twenty tons of
flour i'll from Tacoma aad twelve tons OF sewer
pipe out for olympia; the Henry Bailey had
twenty-five tons OF general freight for Skagit
river sunday; the Angeles brought in twenty
tons from Port Angeles and way points; tho
State OF Washington had twenty tons out for
Everett and Lowell, and the Multnomah had
twenty tons in aud ten tons out on the Oiym pia