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Business 11roucrtp for Sale ano Go Get

n EsIRABLE LOFTS in the now building, 03l Last
I6h.st ,nch containing 5000 square feet; All hSit
a.nrnof large elevator heat moderate rent IN
Finding mower. FOLSOM BROTHERS. $40 Broadway
II, HE SECOND FLOOR. SO FltTHAVE.. opposite
i the windsor Hotel suitable for art gallery or
other pentcol business Possession can be had az once
AMY 10 = WILLIAMS. sol Fifth-ave.. entrance Oh
tGth.st. or The premises
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Auetion Sales Of Rcal estate.

A RICHARD V. HARNETT CO, Auctoncers,
"A. VIII sell at auction. THURSDAY. MARCH g.
At IL O'Clock noon at the Real Estate Exchange ana
Auction Room. 80 IN o. Lborty-st
SUPREME COURT SALE
Simon Bcrnhcimcr. surviving trustee:
1stave and 3sth-st southeast klp's pay
Malt House history brick building He IT, avenuexloo
t. on street together with over so IT, water front
Bettcns e. Lllicnthal. attorneys. 80 Bro9dst.
TUESDAY. MARCH S.
Administrators sale Estate Of James H. Thompson decd
By James T. Cunning. Administrator
Montcair. y. j.. 2-s.ory and attic fmme dwelling no
about X acres Of ground Mountain ave. House has
II rooms aud all improvements. Stable has three star
,x salls and annie accommodations for cNrrlgs ETC.
The grounds command view Of Newi0rk liaflor ana
% trains each way daily
Vandcrpoi Cunning & Goodwin. Attorneys. Wallis
rncer & IIcnlng. agents. Montcair. y. j.
Maps at Auctloneer,'. Il ard 70 Libervst
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CHARLES SCRIBNER'S SONS
PUBLISH TODAY:
VAIN FORTUNE.

BY GEORGE MOORE author Of ",Imprc:s;,ioonos and
Mr. Moores novel is powerful study Of the character
and temperament OF emotional jealous woman In her
love for young p wright, whose portrait Is drawn with
an eq ,ally firm bal 1.
THE ELEMENTS OF ETHICS.
An Introduction 70 Moral Philosophy. BY J. II: MUiE;
HEAD, Lecturer In Meptal and Moral Science Royal
Halloway College Esham. University Extension Series
limo, 81. 90 net.
Professor Murheads book deals in thoroughly modern
spirit historical development and present state oil
tho Science Ethics The treatment Is clear. concise
popular; the scope Of the book broad.
HANDBOOK OF GREEK ARCHAEOLOGY.
by A. S. MURRAY. Keeper Of Greek and Roman An.
touites IN the British Museum With 20 colored plates
and lis other Illustrations. $40, $500.
Mr. Murroys book treats Of sculpture vases. bronzcs.
eem terra-coas architecture mural paintings &c. uac'
ing the historical development Of each art in scholarly and
and beauty those In colos being especially ch. and all
serving o illuminate the text.
NOW READY:
A DICTIONARY OF HYMNOLOGY.
Edited by JOHN JULIAN, F. r. S. L., Vicar Of Win
cobank. Large $40, ,G32 pages. 5000 net
This gea. work origin and history Of the
Christian Hymns Of all ascs and nations, with special ref
erence those contained in the hymn.books OF English
speakinr countries and In use together
with Biographical and critical notices Of their authors and
ranslaors and historical articles national and denom
national hymnody, &c, &c.
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y MErnoror ,r.No " - ih 'r,cE OF MUSIC
OPENS JULY !. 1892
Boarding accomnocacons All advantages OF the winter
Ehoo retained. Dudley hnck. Pres; A. Il. Parsons,
H. w. GREENE, Sec. & Treas,
10 & 81 Easo 4thst. Ncw-York.
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FOR PHILADELPHIA. BALTIMORE AMI
WASHINGTON.
ROYAL pLUE LINE


For Philadelphia at 80. as, :0O 10 co. II 30 m
80 10 30 90 200, 90 80 p. m, y ~
night SUNDAYS, 900, 10 30 IL 80 a. m, 80 US"
3 OO 6 90 D. m, IL rs ght. "A,
For baltimore and Washington daily at 90 n 80 with
Dining Car. a. m, l 80 80 Dining Car. 500 m'
l. rs night. -, -oor
Trains leaving at i5 a. 30. 90. 3 90, ;p p
m. - 10 night except SATURDAY night sgndys M ~
M. 80. 800 g 100 M have connections for ke'ons
Harrisburg. PottsNillc. -,s
For Sunbury and Wlllamsport Via Philadelphia q ~
a. m. 80. 80 y. II 10 midnight except SATURDAY
night; sunday. d 90 p. M. =, 40,
Tickets and PrlorCar can be procured at II, III
oGl AS GA lao 1923 broadway. 737 Gtn-ave -os
West lo5th-st 13i Fast i2Jth-st NewYO-k; Courts~s
500 Fulton.st. % Broadway. Brooklyn, . .h..s
Ncw.york Trnsfer Company Will oall for ana ehees
baggage from hotel residence
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The FIRST article in each Of the above eres appears In
this weeks HARPER'S WEEKLY and the following
papers Will appear intervals during tho yearTen c.nt'
a copy; 81 90 a year. For sale by all newsdealcrs.
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For Boys and Young Mcn-City
For Roys and Young Men

TISIvERSITY GRAMMAR SCHOOL. 1.473 Broadway.
" near 42d.st. All departments.
II. 81. HOBBY. ". c. HENDRICKSON.
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Mem pnblifations.

GEE HARPER'S WEEKLY.
THE WEST
FROM A
CAR WINDOW.
RICHARD HARDING DAVIS
illustrated.
series Of graphic and picturesque papers upon inc
Southwest which the frank and lucid STYLE he fresh
observation end the hearty sympathy OF the writer give
peculiar charm.
HARPER'S WEEKLY. MARCH end:
1-rRoM SAN ANTONIO TO CORPUS CHRISTI
THE CAPITALS
OF THE
WORLD.
nARPER,s WEEKLY. March End:
1.-PARIs BY FRANCOIS COFFEE
Illustrated
This first number series delightful for Its purely
Partisan character treats Paris from the inside as only
a native Partisan 10 and know IL
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Railroaos.

Pennsylvania
n RAILROAD.
THE STANDARD RAIL WAY Of AMERICA
PROTECTED THROUGHOUT BY
Block Signals & Automatic Switches
TRAINS LEAVE STATIONS. foot Of
DeSbrOsses and COrtlandt Streets
On and after FEBRUARY 9th, 1892
TIE FAST zine.
300 A. M.-Pulman yebue Sleeping ana fa ao a. m
indianapolis dSs S'f ii 40 a. m Chicago and 81
a Logs 100 2; m next o'y
THE PENNSYLVANIA LIMITED.
1000 A. vi. composed exclusively of pullman .esaouo
and % eryatlon Cars presenting nn"mS' for both
Sexes s iaGies maid barSrshoP library and al the con-
movable MOVABLE e Dt ehts Arrives Cinclnnat 30 M
IndianapOli, 1855 a. m. and Chicago s;4' a. M next
ST. LOUIS AND CINCINNATI EXPRESS.
200 sleeping cart e. ii Eoa: end
cms!na pagcr coach AND s. to Loa 80
THE COLI MBIAN EMPRESS
200 S p and %rn%i1 ys''sa sad
Cache from New.York to Chicago. Arrives in Chi
'''' ''' TIE WESTERN EXPRESS.
$50 r. M.-Puman yestbuc Sleeping Car New,forS
"a l: E:nSssa ssS $Ss.ES al a.
Cieyela1 ii 40 M, Columbus 35 ,. Cincinnati
cnGasS 26 SS2 Connects sS Tor Toao daily
except SatuEy.
PACIFIC EMPRESS.
eV "Scs.o to Me@ph Fla The Shenandoah
s1sad a ss p % as, q a c'a aa q
;sscns %3sniRs conns,, O. s I?lssS daily
RegSsn% 2 and 6snvs T. k'Ai' and Knoxville Wa
$500 MFOS all s S on bsrPssa Xa pnlp Route
wth Tnronah Sleeping CIR.
1910 A. washington Limited Exp,e's| d l.1!;
yos6g;s rarr "a Isr ever. 1Sgls r
sS "i'sa" e. y PsTas
%e;hnstop s?5 sstS i5rS beyond usual
Adaonn Esprcs. Treins. go 800 49, oYC . on e
III 9 a. For aI.mors only 90 Sunday.
0I5 80 and 80 a. M. $780, 90 and Q 100 p M
'' For IA. JAcKsOXvILLE AND ST. AUGUSTINE.
Rn 80 sSsea vs. 'SS
Far ~ To "a @ 40 q. m and 90 D. m, daily.
FOR Key West and Hay , nnn. L 80 a. H. SUNDAYS
For Atants CITY. 80 D. m. weekdays, with through
nDrs rarGr Car, Sgf pG csac1c 90 H. weekday with
Through car.
For Cape May, I 90 p N. w""fd,vs
FOR PHILADELPHIA.
30, 90 90 Penn
syvania Limit ed, tn Dining Car and 10 10 Washi stoa
Limited with Dining Car and II 90 IL 30 90
2:lO 90, 3 80. 90 80, 100. 600; 30 90 ana
200 p. and IL 10 night Acconmodatio II 90, q.
M 40 and 90 D. M. Sundays, Express: 10. ~.
900 30 40 90 limited ana 10 90 a. 900, Qo,
30 90 30 ; 90 and 90 D. m and IL 10 hlShI
Accommodat On 90 and 90 p m: ~,
For Time trains oce points the Pennsvl.
S k Nd. as sy a ad r. f Ass
House 49i.st. and 6th-aye.. 1874 East l2jth-st, 2ci
West l2J;h.st, 25l Coluubus.aNe. and foot OF Dos
bro.-as and C0rtlanit '~ Courtst $50 fulton.st
~ Broadway BrOoklyn Annex station foot OF Full
ton-st.. Brooklyn; - Hudsonst Hobohen Station.
Jr-Say Citv.
The New York Transfer Company VIII call for and check
baggage hotels and residences through 70 destination
CHAS. T. PUGH. j. II. WOOD.
Gcnoral MlnaScr. IencrlI Ia-s.r Asent.
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NEw.YORk. ONTARIO ANpwEsrERN RAILWAY

NEW-NORk, ONTARIO ANDWEsTERN RAILWAY
lf..i; .Ane "e,t t-a.st q. . 30 y. "A. lio m,n.
utcs earlier from foot Jay-st). FOL Lake MOnonA La
Mlnnewas1 and Waikiki Valley r. Il. stations, Middle
town. % Eo.fe'i Port Jer'. Monticello Eenvllle.
dale scranton, Walton Delhi sidney Norwich Edmeston
Utica Rome, Oneida. Oswego. Detroit, Chicago and
points WesO.
3,fJ =, NJ, Campbell Hall, Lakes Mohonk and Mime.
NaSNa. Waikiki Valley stations MidGleown, 2lceming.
bureh. Elienvie fasbnrsh. HuTleyvllc Liberty White
1900 r NJ, Mldletcwn. Falsburgh, Liberty Lily.
oLelda, oswego, Roche ter, Nssl.s Eas Detroit chi.
eago and Wet pullman Sleepers reclining chair ear FREQ
70 Suspension Bridge Daily all other daily ex
Pullman dr.wlng room seats and sleeping car berthe
obtained at 323 broadway New.York. J. g. XNDERSON
a l.. A.. 10 Exchange Place. New. York.
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This FIRST number series delightful for It's purely
parian character 1t treats Paris from the inside only
a native Partisan can 10 and know it,
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Gitn propsrtn for Sale.
no OF WEST 3lST-ST 49, ,.,
~ 4.storv hghStOop brownstonc house -2Npp u WIN
walls lot $50 IT, For sale Or H'e ior tenn
- vea,s RICHARDS SACSE, 30 Liberty-st
TIL ST. NEAR MADiSONANF. -,
I 4 Thrcestory, hghstoop. brownsione d"eilhs' 10"
P''N' JOHN g. FOLSOM II Bible House
Wc have nr1nch once.
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TO BOSTON
WEST SHORE RAILROAD.


W (N. Y. {. s. II. K. X. Co., Lesseeo ,-..x
Trains leme 4ad- st. North River saien yewySY9n'x;
as follows end 20 minutes earlier from foot Jayst ~
$3.50 A.. M..paly for Newbgrg. kins,toa: AIOAV
daily except SUNDAY, west OF COeymans Junc,iol.
7u3 4: M.-Daily Tor Albany; daily, except sunday
MSatraal,, uu - ma, r.,, syr,.
cuse. Rochester Bnralo Niagam tols, Detf'i'' |'"
cogo: ally, except SATURDAY, for Toronto: ,-,,..
11:3J 4. M.-Day. except sunday. Albany anu e~~'
400 =. M.-paly. except Sundiy. for Albany cx,~.
cue Rochester Buffalo. Niagara Falls. TORONTO D'
Sis p. M.-paily. Tor Albany Utica Syracuse EoSn s:
ter Buntlo. Niagara Falls, Detroit Chicago o. ]"'
daily, except saturday. for Toronto - .
H;AXX.ESRf.sSJRAW LOCALS, 2:t5 ,st5 N, rs $50,
:35. 20 80, III AZ T. NJ. -. ~
Sleeping cars for Buffalo, Niagara Fails, Ioronso' ~
trot Chicago, ST. Louis, all through trains ,..rins
Daily. For tickets timetables. parlor and si nppops
car accommodations information apply at soos
I'm 1888 we;hinston 52d trlt An n,S gnd
li3 Bowery. 10 Park Place, 81 West iej.h..t M "
stations. c. F.. LAMBERT. GencEsl Passenger Asen.
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For Young Ladies-C

TUr 1UUTIB 1ldUIF6-CIUy.
CLASS II AiTERATURE for lsdIes With Dr. Dog.
H. GARDNER'S SCHOOL, COZ shave
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Jnstrurtlon
Musical Instr

Musical Instruction.
AIRS r. DONEWITL VOLkMANN receives pupils In
J music ut IA West 46th.st
English, + rench German spoken during tho lesson
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PITrSFIELD. LENOX, NORTH ADAMS
AND TIE BERKSHIRE HILLS
CENTRAL R. R. OF NEW.JeRSEY.
(Ihe Port Reading Il. Il. Co.. Lessee)
FOOT OF LIBERTY.sT., NORTH RIVER.


FOOT OF LIBERTY.sT.. NORTH RIVER.
Time Table Of November 2Sih 1891.
80 a. M 0for kaston, M.uch Chunk wlkesosrrS
Sah.Op GSIs on aeirs 10. sAs so
Maac6 cSanE wiikcsbarrey and sSrai5oa --''
90 a. M for Easoa and Maaea chunk On sundsy
si5 a. m Tor Eson l Maach chnnE WScsbarr
scranton Reading iorr.6urg Poit,ylic, Inigga shs
moein sunbury' wilamsport. Through coach I" Williams
90 for Easton, Maqeh Chunk, R,sadilne. Harris
On sunday for Ea.ion. Msuch Chunk. Tamagus, pOtt.
' D. n for sd Eason MaSch Chunk Eodg Harris
burg wikesbarre scranton, Tamaqua, po'ts'ile. shs
s for Or, Fa,.s" S,AS eSsn Reading u.,.
burg sc; sunday at 80 = M, .,,.,r,
Fcs lSf a I: Co. '3G O s9iG"n H. oo .
70 s SS rs So 80 g, % 3d. 80 o So 80 % 81 g.
49, &c. 10 90 40 No. ioo o. aiS co. a"s35 So
10 co' II 10 a. M 90 80 2i5 30, 20 sI
go So &c. 60 o ?3o 10 5 90 4 800 80 o. e No. G u.s.
e:i5: 800 400, 500, $50. 500. 200 1000 p n,
10 g. g. 'F1 IS e. It, At % g. 49, SO! 49, sS
20 5,l5. $50 ID 5 30 g :s go eI5 49, ISS
5S 70 500 SanG Sso ?2 oS 80 ~ so 10 80 N,
IL 90 NJ 90 2:l5, 100, $50 600. 200. 200, 100
'os 90 H p n s at 30 . 81;
s5SR b SS ( Tat GaH;S and point. south to p
eni2 90 20 go 20 N, su9dcS' except oesaa
FOR LAKEWOOD.
At 40 s:15 a. m. 80, 3.i5. 20 p. m. psa~
ears on trains leaving AZ S:l5 a. m ~, SaA
for Tom, Riyer' Barnesat Park and Barnessa e@
f For r. Atlantic City vIhcland and Brdgetoa &c -
d F Fr Monmouth Beach ard scaorsht a, 49, sik
rnU Dill anEJpufA RJTJMORE
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Eighteenth Edition, pot PAID. for o5c., or stamps.
THE HUMAN HAIR; Why it Falls of
Turns Grey sDd ts Remedy G u, BY Pref p hHELEY
every should read this little book '-ithenaeuu
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ME BOOK OF OPEN.AIR SPORTS octave. 500 Vos so.
illustrated. The standard authority American op sx.
cir amusements Rules sailing swimming, Dali -
Ing shoSting hor,eteck riding, tc Sc N fu ,.srsS
ns and universally c0mplimented W the psesA
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A DICTIONARY OF HYAfNOLOGY.

~.Sold by all booksellers, or sent, postpaid. by
CHARLES SCRIBNER'S SONS,
1915 BROADwAY., NEw-yORK.
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Counirn proprrtn for Sale anS 60 fet
DULUTH and SUPERIOR!
valuable lots blocks and acre property Tor sale
WNER. 2l7 West l2ith.st. Room l.
DFRRSHIRE HILLS. -,
ID desirable country residences ana fOr
'O vino A. &. COLLINS. harrington. Mass.
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flats Go Get, FURNISHED.
A. co,oer we.i ana cOlumtaxc
10 let apartments exceptionally well arranged. after
entirely method rents 81 200 - a. 600
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1892-10-07
lie Auo1oRtIsd.

Many funny things happen on the big
Sound steamers which never find their
way into print said o travelling man,
in hotel lobby on upper Broadway.
"The last trip I made down 10 Boston
WAS characterized by one OF the funniest
incidents that I ever run scrosA There
was aboard New England spinster, one
of the most sour-faced. rsspins. voiced.
disagre-alls old females that have ever
seen She ~as always giving trouble,
and kept the poor luggage steward oon.
stsntly at her beck aud call. At last the
man lost his temper, aud told her 70 60 to
the devil.
"The lady. In q high state Of ndigna-
ton, reported the man TO the captain.
That gentleman told the steward he must
find ont the lady and apologize 70 her.
"The steward consented 70 do 20. At
luncheon lie appeared, and accosted the
first lady at the table thus:
"'Were you the lady told to go to the
devily" .
mo said this lady. and several 9th.
ere, all equally surprised and amused.
AT last, by series OF separate inter.
rogations. he discovered the right lady.
She responded, with an Indignantly vir.
tuous air:
-'Yes. am the lady
.'Ah, then sail the steward. the cap.
tain told me to tell you that you needn't
co."
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M ON s: Y

Wisely invested will soon double itself.
and there are often as many elements Of
safety surrounding good paying invest
ment as one that pays small dividends. The
earning capacity of every investment is the
foundation Of dividends. The Atkinson
House Furnishing co., of Maine, Organized
in 1887, has paid its stockholders 9 semi
annual dividends of S per cent. each 20 per
cent. Year, and is earning a handsome sur
plus besides. 1t is buy and sell business
and a safe investment for all classes. The
authorized capital is 81, coo 900, Of which
$50, 600 has been paid in To further in.
crease the business, $50, 600 of the Treas
ury Stock is offered until March 18th, at par,
$40 per share. Price of stock will be ad.
vanced February 18th to take effect on above
date. For full particulars address the COM
pany, Box 1918, Boston. Mass. or Portland,
Ne.
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AFRAID mE WOULDN'T PASS.
Mn" with = Bsd Fnmiiy Record In
Quest OF Life Insurance.

Mn" with y Usd Famiiy Record In
Quest OF Life Insurance.
lie was n man we'll along In middle
age aud was willing to DO insured The
agent has prepared his application,
and turned him over to the searching scru-
tiny OF the accomplished medical exami-
ner.
Il might as well tell you, doctor, to be-
gin with, that ours has been family Of
fatalities and sudden Deaths" said the
applicant
The examiner looked serious rs he re.
piled:
why. you seem to he In excellent
physical condition. What did your
f,aher die Off"
Heart disease"
That's bal. How old was he?'
-Ninpty-two.
"Um! And your uother1-
"Shc's gone too Killed at crossing. ="
Aud her Age?"
Mother was little over TO-"
DO you know the age and cause Of
your grsnjfsthers' deaths," continued
the examiner.
"Yes. indeed. Fathers father died
just week after his Doth birthday. They
said lie used too much tobacco. Mothers
fnther was only SS. Falling down stairs
finished him."
And your grandmothersl-
"One OF them had consumption at 80.
md died Of IL IN NO time. TIE other WAS
nippcd by sunstroke at 81. Oh, they all
went quick"
The examiner did not seem so grave rs
he asked: Have you any brothors or
sistIrs?"
"One sister and two brothers, was the
answer. John went out into the min.
ing country when lie was seventy two,
got into trouble there, called o drunken
man a liar, aud was shot. Henry was
drowned at sixty-nine trying to help savs
two young fellows that could swim.
Sisters alive. She's awfully careless; ate
lot Of green stuff the day OF her golden
wedding. then glanced Ia the evening
with all the old fellows out on the lawn,
even after it was raining; took her two
days to get over It. She'll 60 In a hurry
like all tie rest some Of these times"
"Well, said the medical gentleman,
smiling, II think I'll chance you, and
don't believe your application will be
turned down ut the home office. Only
you must look out for yourself. Be care
full about catching hard colds after you
are so years old"
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1892-10-07

Connections OF Rnrort with phtladelph's 4
Reading Railroad for Tamanerd, Tamaqua,
North cumberland with -. & r. DIV. p. X. X. for
Harrisburg. Lock Haven, Emporium, Warren,
Cory and Erie.
". +. HALLSTEAD, Gen. Man,
Scranton IA.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1892-10-07
now She win shep Indussrio~si,

Now She win sheP lnLussrioWsiy.
Cumso-You look sad. Have you
heard bad news?
Fangle-Yes.
"What was iti Did your tailor tell you
he wouldn't trust you any longer3"
mo; that wasn't II. Ny wife came 10
and told mo that the manager OF the
largest dry goods store in town said my
credit was good for any thing In the store" :"
Smith, Gray & Co. s Monthly.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1892-10-07
Don't Want the Earth.

Don't Want the Earth.
II isn't every body
that 1cants the earth, but
w7,en people naahe up
their minds that they
rant u piano, organ, or
se,yinG machine, they
want the best on earth
for the least money. The
proper thing to do is 10
bug of u good reliable
home dealer WhO 1cilJ
maize things right IT
there is any thinSCron6.
Go and see u. SaItSer,
the 1OelI knO,cn dealer
in all kinds Of musical
Instruments md se1cinS
muchineS. lie handles
the Steck, Estey and
Starr pianos ; the Estey,
Miller and UNITED States
organs.
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PHILADELPHIA & READING
RAILROAD.

AFTER MAY Is, 1892.
Trains leave Bloomsbury as follows: Sundays
For New York, Philadelphia, Reading. potts-
VILE, Tamaqua, etc. $40. IL a. m.
'Gs For Danvie al Vi R and Milton, 7.45 a. m, ais. ms
p. m. sunday, ! :5s a; m, ASP. IN.
$50 p. m. sunday, 1914 a. no. T.03 p. m.
For Rupert $40, 7.45, ll.36 a. M. l2.15. 3.i5.
90, $50, li.l5p M Sunday 1853, iO.ai a. m, as
Trains for Bloomsbury
Leave New York via OF Philadelphia 7.4S Q.
Leave Philadelphia 1000 a. m, 800 p. m.
Leave Reading lI.60 a. IN. 7.b7 p. m.
Leave tisville IL. 80 p. m.
Leave TamaGua .21 a, M, 92s p. m.
Leave Williamsrort $50 a. H.. i25 p. m. Sun
u; leave @ ostaS,sss s.cS; y $40 a m. lso ais. ao
Leave Rupert 6.2i, 70s SGT. ll.43 o. m, LT,
as7 e.ls, ll.25 p. In Sundas 1852, l0is o. m.
For Baltimore, Washington and the West via
3. q O. X. r., through trains leave Girard Ave-
hue station fhila q; & r. r. r. s.5S, s,ei; ll.N
iis7 a, M, $50, o,42, 7.l3 p. m,
ATLANTIC CITY DIVISION.
Leave Philadelphia, Chestnut Street Wharf ana
South street War;.
FOR ATLANTIC CITY.
weekdays--Express, 900 a m, 400 40
500 p IN, Accommodation, 60 am, 5.45, p. ms
Sunday-EXnress, 800, a. m. Accommoiations
Returning leave Atlantic city Depot, corner
Atlartic and Arkan>as avenues.
40 p. IN. Accommodation, :. 10 o. m.. 4.s0 D. m.
Sunday-E> press, 400, 4. IN. Accommodation,
30 a. m and i}Op. m.
] \. wEIGARp, &C. HANCOCK,
Pers, Gen'l Manager Gsal Pass. Agt
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1892-10-07

A Northern gentleman asked an old
negro, who WAS the driver Of a cart to
which was attached a venerable mule:
"How old is that mule, my colored
friand?"
Ale am like yerself, boss. pretty we'll
on in life.
But how many years."
"Same as you, boss-only two. Texas
Siftings.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1892-10-07
She Was Pathological.

81 told you yesterday that I would not
marry you" said she.
II know II. said he. "That is why l
ask you again to-day. You would not
be so lacking in originality, hope. MS to
repent to-day what you said yesterday
-HArper's BsSar.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1892-10-07
They Keen B....r wh,sk,y.

Anxious Wife-Dpctor, my husband
was delirious last night, and this morn
ing he lies in bed and doesn't say any.
thing.
Doctor-F.. this prescription, and he
will be all right.
Anxious Wife-What drug store shall
I take it to?
Doctor-You had better got it filed ut
a saloon. Smith, Gray & Co.'s Monthly.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1892-10-07

Jawkins-Thers's good deal OF
humor in Mother Nature, IL one only
thinks Of it.
Hogg-How so?
Jawkins-Why, for instance, it is the
tlickest wit that produces the thinnest
ioke.--Truth.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1892-10-07

Hunker-Hello, Ricketts,. when is your
marriage to Miss Mum coming OFF,
Rcketts-It has been indefinitely post
poned
"What's the trOuble?"
"Oh. she married another fellow. ~
Harlem Life.