The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-04-10

fuses TO take it.
Kansas City Journal: Since the news of
| Colonel Murdock's refusal to run for gov
ernor has reached them, the bass in the
! Walnut and the Whitewater have gone
into deep mourning and have passed reso-
lutions regretting the untimely taking off
of seven hundred and forty-nine OF their
fellows, which will occur next summer, as
a result of the colonel's step.
A man recently came all the way from
New York City to Wichita, but would not
see or speak to his sister who lives here.
Washington Cd c. Post: That western
cyclone has stirred up the Ozark funnel
shaped" liar of Wichita.
Kansas City Gazette: They have an
other boom at Wichita. Forty-two men
at that place enlisted in the regular army
last week.
Mrs H. L. Smithson, Mrs. Burgesser
and Mrs. o. II. Bentley will chaperone the
PIRATES of Penzance" to Guthrie.
Preston Plaindealer: A Wichita Sun
day school boy described faith as fol-
lows: Expecting something you amt
goin' to git"
All dLdbcuT SuOWS HdNO
There is now some quarrel on about the
late minstrel company's performance.
Lawrence Record: The Wichita liar
| escaped to Europe unsupported. His des-
cription of the balloons running against
the wind and accommodating the details of
Russian garrisons. Is equal to his happiest
efforts.
There is ring of women in Wichita
Every artist, musician, music teacher who
comes to town must first get acquainted
with some of these women and secure
their influence or he will meet with
| trouble. Several have tried to Ego it
alone' without their help, but in every
case the Independent person has failed and
in one case has been forced to leave town.
Ell Dorado Republican: The Wichita
man who sent the special dispatch to the
Kansas City Star that the town of
Augusta was completely destroyed in
stead of Towanda, had better learn the
facts before reporting such cases.
The Cincinnati Enquirer this week had
Wichita swept off the face of the earth by
tornado.
Topeka Journal: Norris Jetty. a Wichita
prize figher, has been shot and killed in
the Indian Territory. Wichita men will
draw attention to themselves if they have
to get killed to do it.
Monday evening when the report that a
cyclone was coming reached town, a young
lady on North Emporia avenue. took a
trunk full of old love-letters and burnt
them. She didn't propose to have them
scattered about town.
Kansas City Star: Wichita is enlisting
its surplus in the regular army. Forty
two able bodied loafers put on the federal
blue there last week.
The reported cyclone, Monday afternoon,
frightened the school children half to
death. One high school girl boarded
North Topeka car, crying like baby.
Ell Dorado Republican: There seems to
be some misunderstanding between
Wichita and FL Dorado people in regard
to furnishing relief for the sufferers.
There are lot of fellows going around
spreading the news that FL Dorado people
did not want Wichita to assist them in
caring for the sufferers. This is gross
mistake.
Two men have formed a league to dis
cover where the Wichita girls learn to
ride the bicycle.
Topeka Tribune: That Wichita town is
fixing to treat the delegates to the Peoples
party convention in a royal manner. They
do things right in Wichita.
Elder Jones: 81 never blame young
man for marrying the wrong woman. An
angel in the parlor may be the worst
woman on earth in the kitchen. | believe
| before the millennium can come that young
men will call upon their sweethearts in the
kitchen"
Medicine Lodge Cresset: Dynamite
Dave" Leahy, well known as lightning,
vitrol and anti-calamity lin other words a
boom or razzoop) writer is doing more
local work on the Wichita EAGLE than an y
other sin gle handed local man on any daily
| in the state
A Wichita bum begs beer money by
complimeuting his victims. You are the
smartest lawyer in the west" he Will say
to an attorney. Loan me five cents"
Salina Journal: Larned rivals Wichita
as candidate for Office center.
up. Allen has filled Al, 1872 prescriptions
since he started in the drug business.
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| Ell Reno Courier: a Wichita man has
named his baby son, A. j. Seay. a guard
ian should be appointed for that man
| Yesterday, man and woman who have
been married two weeks drove up In front
of the EAGLE Office and the man sat still
while his wife got out and tied the hitch
ing strap.
Kansas City Gazette: Wichita exercised
herself with very honorable vigor in behalf
of those who suffered from the storm
There is 17-yesr old girl on n. Topeka
avenue who entertains great deal OF
gentlemen company" and when her
mother wants to enter the parlor. she
| knocks.
Lincoln vidette: The prettiest woman
we ever saw, we met on the street, during
our recent visit 20 Wichita. We walked
up close TO her to set r good look when we
heard her say to her companion. I've got
one of the SWEETEST dress makers they IS. "
The prettiest girl in town has been sick.
= The other day she was driving down town