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Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-20

most damnlng evidence against the pris-
oner was that Of a lady, who declared
upon oath that the prisoner had asserted
that certain ladies' on board the Quaker
City had retired 10 their hcrths on ne
count OF seasickness. Il being we'll
known fact that no lady Ia cver scasick,
and that when any lady PASSENGER had
TO retire from the dinner table al sea Il
u because she Inns forgotten her hand
kerchicf. and her failure 10 rcnppear
for two DAYS Is due 60 the fact that sho
has stopped 70 have q few words with
u lady friend. This witness evidence
was being listened 10 with pnlnful In.
the witness found she had forgotten
hor Handkerchief.
Mint iuleps having hecn ordered all
round. the court proceeded 90 argue the
legal nsrect Of the question. 1t was
maintained by tho prosecution that,
whereas, Ananiaa and Sapphira. baron
MunchHuscn and othors who had hith.
orto ranked ns tho greatest liars the
world had ever seen, had prcyAricated
for their personal intercst or glory, tho
prisoner at the bar lied aystemNticully
aud ON principal from genuine artistic
pleasure In the practice, aud that, there
fore. his claim TO be the greatest liar
~ creation was not 20 be contested
Authorities were. however, quoted for
the defense. to-wit. Lord Tcnnyson. who
laid down the law that 80 lie that Is
half the truth Is ever the Quickest OF
lies Now, MS the prisoners lies were
all nurc unauthorized Hes with no sue-
pcion OF truth about them, they could
not cntitlr him to be coudemncd as tho
hlscReat Of liars. Reference was further
made TO the well known legal axiom thnt
there are three degrees OF lying. viz.
lies. DID lies ard statistics. and as tho
prisoner had never w his life given any
statistics true or false. except TO the
tax collector, he could not he held guilty
OF the crime named IN the Indictment
The Jury having retired TO consider
their verdict, they returned after the
seventeenth drink all around aud pro.
nuuneed the prisoner guilty hut recon-
mendcd HIN TO mercy. The sentence
OF the court was that the prisoner should
be compelled % read his own books for
three hours daily ill the ship arrived In
Bremen
When this appalling sentence was pro.
uonllesd the prisoner grow CHASTITY pale
and dung himself on his Knees, begging
thnt II might be commutcd to hanging.
The court declared 1T would be hanged
II II did. aud appointed committee to
see the scat nee carried ont
Ilils was vigorously enforced, and
Needless TO say, the unhappy criminal
broke down under the prolonged torture,
aud arrived IN port such n raying luna
tic that a new and interesting worl, may
Shortly be expected from his pen,
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-20
HOW TO co TO SLEEP.
You Can HypnoIize Yourself and Cure Insom-
MIA With Little Care How 10 Go
To Sleep at VIII.

One of the technical words used in sci
entihc descriptions of the phenomenon of
nypnotism is translation" This relates
TO the position Of the eyes just before
hypnotic sleep comes on, and it is be-
lieyed, though not as yet fully explained
that in adjusting the eyes to this post
ton some nerve center Of the brain Is
affected, producing an effect like switch
ing oil electricity from a keyboard, and
unconsciousnesa follows almost instantly
IL is II common observation among
nurses that babies get cross-eyod just
before they fall asleep and this can he
easily verified wherever there Is baby
in the house by closely wat ahing the eyes
of the little one as they are closing In
sleep. Almost Invariably the eyes are
directed inward and generally downward,
though sometimes upward. True hyp-
motto sleep, il undisturbed by suggestion.
soons turns into what we call NATURAL
sleep as shown by the sleeper awakening
refreshed ns from natural sleep.
A writer who was formerly af-
hicted with insOmana effected
permanent cure by means of
what he terms the hypnotic
method, and gives the receipt with
Illustrations for the benefit Of the many
sufferers from the fortunes Of prolonged
wnkefulness. Its worth may be easily
tested by any one with strong will power.
a AiAt iAANLis NitLlAttAb AiNll -ANAihANulls AAOl-
ace Greeley William IL. Seward, for ex-
ample-possessed the secret of going to
sleep at will is well known
In using the following directions, the
only caution necessary Is that before the
hypnotic sleep merges into natural slum-
Der. the sleeper is apt to answer uncoh-
sCiously any questions thar may be gem
tly asked, and thereby reveal secrets
that might cause domestic disturbance.
But the innocent need have no fears.
Lie on your right side; close the eyes
gently Forget that the lids are barriers
to seeing, and turn your eyes inward
and downward, so that you can see your
breath as If IL were vapor leaving the
nostrils and curling of In the air Then
watch II return up the uostrils and then
out again. Concentrate your powers Of
vision until you seem actually to see
this
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-20
A DAsHlNa PRINCESS.


wv VAL Su hapiu " hsonl3Nod Even tho
Psrlslans.
Tho Princess Marie D'Orleaua, the
daughter OF the Duke de ChUrtres. again
furnishes mnterlnl for gossip In The
French papers. Seven years ago she
married Prince Naldonar. Of Denmark.
and went 70 live in Copenhagen The
married couple took up very modest
quarters In the Yellow palace. But soon
the princess got tired Of this kind of
HIlnl Iif which did not suit her modern
HHl artistic tasteA. She began 10 make
iti HHpr brilliant aud gay. The menu
Do o.. 20 royal family, aud particu-
|Hti '+H'n Louise, considered Them
sriNcH ,Eenily scandalized by her CON
duct, In spite Of the reuonstrancos OF
her austorC mother-in-lnw, the lively
princess displayed all sorts of eccentric
Tiles, which the four hundred OF Copcn-
hagen considered outrageous. Educated
In the free mir Of English liberty. hor
little Parislun brain constantly busted
itself in the manufacture of new dis
fractions She was often seen on horse
back, dnshlng along accompanied by only
a single escort, aud IN her little popy
ph0eton she loved to dash along ut fun
speed through the streets Of Copenhagen.
She seldom failed 10 90 to the races,
where she chnttcd fnmiliarly with
groups OF officers and spOrtsmon, while
she smoked her cigarettes Naturally
enough, the men encouraged her, ba-
cause she was original and charming,
while the ladies' were scnndnlized. The
brilliant and lively little princess shock
cd the elite still more by her private
parties In the yellow palace, nc which
gentlemen only were invited Last New
Years eve she sent the following lnyi-
tation TO her military friends:
Come and take supper the .3lst Of
OF course they came aud had a glor-
ious time. The princess herself mndc
the punch, aud touched glasses with her
guests Just as the old clock sounded
midnight announcing the arrival Of tho
new year. On another occnsi0n when
her guests were enjoying themselves
hugely and making quite nm uprOar, she
said to them: "liuRhl hushl You will
wake up old Uncle Hans" Uncle
Hans" Is the kings brother
Her fun seems 10 be over for the
present A short time ngo she myster-
iously lo1 Copenhagen, and she is now
IN Paris with her parents II was az
first said tina, she left because her hus-
band was too attentive 10 another lady,
but this story IL not credited, aud il Il |
now rumored that Prince Vnldemar Il |
about 10 Join his wife Ia Paris. a dir |
ference IN the religious views Of tho |
prince and princess n said 10 be The |
real cause Of the trouble. lie Is Prot /
estsut and She n Catholic, and wishes I
10 hgye her children brought up IN her
own faith.
IN spite Of this little family jar. tho
sprightly little princess will yet mike
things lively all around her in Paris
New York Sun.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-20
THE PaAamArlo SANCTION.



The recent deputation Of Tonts Iy,,
Buth may possibly have Unforeseen con.
sequences II appears that NJ Kos.
suth told the deputatiOn that the Hun.
gailnn parliament should iualst upon
tho law OF dynnatic sucrenslon. know,
Ms che Prngmatic Sanction, beif,a Je'
poIted In the Hungarian state ar
Some years ago he had applied 10 ,ba
state archives Of Vienna and ma bsa,,
told that the original cory OF he prna.
ulRlio Senriion did not c4ist In that de-
plftincnt, and II was not known whore
u was 20 be found. Tho Austrian hia-
iqri6h H0rinuyr had told him that tle
Piagmaiic Sanction had been forged.
AZ tho euecession 70 the throne WINS
regulated by the PrnrInaic Sanction,
they must insist on The original being
Il viii perhaps DO wen to mention
here in what the Austrian Praeinatie
Sanction consists. In tho beginning of
The last century the male line OF the
House Of Hnpshnrg was threatened
with extinction after having during 400
years conquered aud governed most Of
We territory constituting the Austro-
Hungarian monarchy,
The Emperor Charles VI, the last
male descendant Of the House Of IIaps-
burg. shortly nfter his nscentiOn Ia no
throne decrced Il new law Of suceaasiou
which az the same time, NJ Il provided
Tor the perpftiim union Of the different
AustiO.Hungnrinn countries Hupulated
that on the extinction Of all male heirs
the throne should 90 10 the meuibers OF
tho liapsburg family.
The lrugiuntic Sanction contains FUR
ther details concerning the supcession.
aud nls0 the family statutes Of the IN,
perial house. London Times.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-20

Chattanooga. Tenn Nov. l4.--With n
solitary companion and d pistol. Coroner
lngahan ran lhc gauntlet Of 100 angry
meu. Early yesterday Dave i.0llis aud
ing. and seGit was Killed By Iollis. The
c0roners jury found evidences u murder
tilnt warranted bringing I.ollls hero 10
Ian. Coroner Gagnhan started from he
lonely plaee with the prisoner and a
young medical student Friends Of I,ol-
~ formed o mob 10 rescue the boy, and
the coroner had hard time lighting his
war 10 the railroad crossing. where be
arrived Just Ia time 70 flag a passing
train aid set 10 Chattanooga. The bat
ied pursuefa declare they VIII be aycheed
on the coroner
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-20

WAS immured IN tho tower ~ -.
under penalty OF loosing bis haa1 w
was released by an amnesty Of Gsa ~.
l., who was brought over from nj n sosse
70 take the throne by virtue of belnr
descendant Of the Stuarts. Affer pH,
ert Scott's release. In disgust ,gj,I, i' ,,l-
native country. in company Of frion III
the Earl of Belhaven. he emirratad, ~ ~
the north Of Ireland. aud from tb 20
IN ITO. his oldest son, John. cam y,
America and became tho fon,d,sss ~
the family In this country. VI
In the Revolutionary war the pa,,.,,
vlnian SCOTS, rs might have been ~,
pectel from their lineage. were prom.
nently identified with lie strn,yla V. ~.
independence, and Il was no ~ ior
account of distinguished services an ~ ~
part OF her ancestry than hecouse ~ ~
was the wife Of the presdent 20 ~
United States that the late Mrs nm sle
rison was elected first president ~ ~
Society Of the Daughters Of the Amsr,,
can Revolution. -Aiii'il-
After the Independence of the colonies
sylvania Scots. seeking their fort Nun,
IN the then far southwest, settlsd ~
Kentucky One Of these brother wac
Dr, john Scott. between whom oH5
William Henry Harrison. afterworJs
ninth president Of the United Statas 4
romantic friendship-a love passing flint
of brothers-existed. In their vontb
and prior to the marriage Of either. the5
had made a compact that their iovaity
70 each other should be perpetuatsd y
their offspring-that the eldest son ~
William. Henry Harrison should he
named Scott. and that the eldest SON
OF John scott should be named Harlan
The compact was faithfully observed
William Henry Harrison married a
daughter of John Cleves Symmes, and
his oldest son was duly called Scott
Harrison, and his son, Benjamin liar.
rison. is now the president OF Tie United
Stntes. John Scott also met his natri-
monial fnte and when he became Tie
father of q son. the child was named
Harrison. and was in his DAY one of tia
earlier eminent physicians of Illinois.
IL seems a curious circumstance tbat
n member of the family from whom
many years n'terward and many miles
distant from its original dwelling place,
Beniamin Harrison chose wife should
have been instrumental In introducing
into his family MS a Christian name her
surname of Washington Post.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-20
THE SULTAN OF JOHoRE.


Interest In the noble and dignifcd
ruler, Abu Bakar the Sultan Of Johore,
will be awakened now that he is soon
to visit this country to be present at the
Worlds fair at Chicago.
The Sultan Is a handsome man, nearly
six feet tall, and his refined features
contain very little trace of his Malay
ancestry. He IL sixty-tive years of age
and widower, his wife having died last
year leaving him a legacy of S20,0OQ.O00
He Is an euterprisng man. and is in
terested in all modern improvements. lt
was owing to his enterprise that the
railroad was introduced into Johore, and
recently his palace has been fitted up
with electric lights.
The Sultan's manner OF entertaining
his guests at the court is unique. He
caters to the particular epicurean taste
of each, and. having learned the food
that each particular guest most desires,
hehns 1t served all az one table, so that
sometimes there is not a single diner
who is eating the same kind of food
with any of the rest
The Maharaiah is fond Of precious
stones, and every button on his uniform
contains a diamond Of great value He
is the possessor of beautiful sword pres
ented him him by Queen Victoria. 1t con-
tains a shield Of gold, inlaid with pre-
cious stones.
The emperor Of Germany. holds the
Sultan In great respect, and whenever
he visits any German city, orders are
given that AL the soldiers greet him
with the royal salute. The Sultan takes
deep interest in military manuvers,
and IN Germany. which he visits every
two years. he can be seea nearly every
dny watching the field exercises.
The representation Of Johoregn VII
lnge 10 be seen at the Worlds fair will
be built aud superintendent personally by
the Sultan. He will come to this country
next year. by way Of San francisco
stopping in Chicago during the fair'
and later visiting New York ana other
large cities.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-20
spoNens.
How They Are Gathered on tho Reals Of
Florida


Florida.
Arrived at what he fancled may prove
a profitable ground. the captain Of
sponging schooner sends out
boat to investigate meantime
discovery Is reported, Then ali hands,
save only the cook, or II she IL a large
vessel the captain and cook. tnmhle into
tile small boats aud the ishing--if fishing
II can he called--is begun
The vessel has towed astern lust half
as many boats as she has men In tho
crow, and now two men are assigned 10
each boat, One Of them stands Wen Mt
aud scnlls with long oar, while the
other bends low over one OF the gun.
Wnlcs IN most constrained position, and
with bead buried In wntrerlasa eagerly
seans the bottom rs he Il mo, al slowly
over, II The wacrglass Is simply a
held an Inch or 80 below the RULED
SURFACE, and IN these lear waters plaialy
rrYenls all submerged objects 20 a depth
OF forty or fifty ieet, Az q further aid
IN overcoming ripples or moderate waves
each slnaii boat is proyiecd with bottle
dfip It's ronleuts into the water
Through bis magic glass the the OBJ
serves aees darling fish. richly intel sea-
FANS aud feathers, branching coral. ror.
geons anemef es, hrlstling sea porcupines.
aud thomyrlad other curious tennnts OK
those tropic waters. While seeing those
~ makes no sign, until a small dark Oh,
lect that TO the unframed eve. differs
m no respect from the loagcrheads sur.
rounding ~, comes within his range Of
vision. Then, without removing lis rnz,.
be reaches for the lonehandled aponrpl
hook or rake, lying behind him, and NJ.
inn i with ono hand. quickly tears from
the bottom n black, Shiny mass, thar he
trnmphuntly pronounccs to be sheep's-
wool or grass sponge of che first quality.
November Scribner.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-20
MARK rwAlNs PUNISHMENT.



A tragrdy Of FACILITATING interest was
recently enacted on board Of the steamer
Lain during her last "trip from New York
10 Bremen. Shortly after losing sight
Of the American COST IL was discovered
that among the passengers there was
noted and most dangerous crimiral, and
council was held 70 decide on the pro-
ceedineg 10 be taken in this emergency
Now, strange 10 say, tho messengers also
Included many distinguished American
iuriaia. and It wns decided 20 ppt the
criminal Ia question on his trial forth
with. Judge Ulttouhoefer, al present In
karishad. took bis seat on the inpr0-
yised judicial bench: the prosecution was
iuirusted 10 Mr.. Isaac Wallach. Of New
York. who y also AZ present nj Karls-
bad. while Mr.. Webster, ~ Boston, ap.
nearod for the accused, Tie Indictment
ran ag follows;
You Samuel Clemens, aims Marx
Twin. alias the Innocent Abroad, alias.
etc, hnfing 90 divers and sundry books
and publications uninwfnlly. ftlonously
and malirt aforcih0Ight puhliahed or
caashi 10 be Published certain lies aud
fiIsehoods purpoffing "a be Jokes, are
hereby indicted and accused with being
tie greatest linr in creation
Tie prisoner appeared handcuffod "a
finw Of bis dangerous character
A special jury Of e1perts IN the matter
OF lying was sworn IN to Try the case
IL consisted Of twelve students from
Yale College. Many Witnesses were
heard, including several ladies. The
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-20

This experience Of spurFeon Il re.
counted IN recent articie IN The
Sword and Trowel. Years ago tho
great preacher lay III IN the Hotel dos
Anglais an Aieutone: but one DAY he
insisted that his devoted attendants 10
ont for q little exercise. Hardly had
they disappeared when a madmnn. who
had clDded the vigilance OF his kcspers.
RUSHED 10 aud said; II want you IA
faye my soul" with great prescpce N
mind tho sufferer babe the poor fellow
incsl down By the bedside aud prayee
for him 40 best he could under tho cir-
cuIstancee. Mr. SpurEeon than told
the man ~ 20 away end Yrtnrn In hnlf
an hour. Proyidentlally, says he mar
rator, he obeyeJ, and a. soon M be- was
gone the doctor and servnnta were SUM
In0nedl but they were not able 70 over
take the madmAH before be had stabbed
some one Ia tho street
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-20
COOL. But CRUEL.


A correspondent. writing Of the late Lord
Strathnalru SAYS he WAS The most lndUlpnt,
lackndnlacnl, languid person who ever daw-
died along PiccadillV.
winning the splendid victories mat minor
tallzcd hlA name. he was - lazy that h0
could not be got 70 diotnse the dispatches 70.
corilng his own trlumphs.
Months ELAPSED before these documents
could be extracted from hlm. and then
they were brief aud meagfe 70 the last de-
gree.
one day, when Sit Hugh Rose. he WIS en-
PERTAINING a gallant compant 10 olhheT fW-
Nyith tie utmost sang frold he was de-
lighting those near him VIE one OF his best
anecdotes.
and, after rauting exclaimed I'VE have
tnpiured 200 rebels. SIR"
10 him ihs general turned. and, with that
elegant courtesy Of manuel "a winch lie
pfiied himsclf serenoly r'pi'e'
THANK YOU sareeant
But mo ulan SIN remained
Again intsrruptlug hls ahiei, lie said; "Bus
what are We "a DO with them. rirf'
"uh," replied Sir Hugh WIN q soft smile.
''hang them. Of course" aud De resumed his
10 q little willie SIR HUH ups again DE-.
tfrrupte4 In the middle " alnlhfr Hiorf ly
itr ~ aeani. who cans pa anl saidi
"ilease, ~ we've hung ihe loii ST.
90 the sweetest mahner ilEpfd "thautl
sergeant; NrtF maly fh1nh aup ihfD
went 20 vita hia aaeodoie AZ y nothing
hyn hahU0nHd.
fiis aiarI came ~ ,hc cor q De queen,
nnd she an4 - auaiT ll0f 4 nffrir cost 81
haga 49, peer ze. -slrnsA Ielssfaph-
ai tsa Doe. nsi eanods IN salt
lf.l.t.. y -f.nf4 fIfa.lrr. -
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-20
FAITHFULLY KEPT.


. SIt 81, 'a as the maiden name
ihst ,t =, the President WIS ,,s
- Il n, nat name has been N as !
s,ioas' 1 Y, Harrison family for
~ ~ ulere is a popular i I'M.
,ess l s President an Ii'' Nm I,l,-
q /, u,..,.anhtly connected b !,
j d ~. wei as by Tie cl,! ~
ono, wa and Wife Tb biSs,i,
~ ls ,1n' this belief a IN ~
t4esa i ping been no consa IN,
70 ~ =. IN which the Scot,
n, reason, Of interest
4 vi "A Harrison wa, . r.,
'ilsh p,,ll,sS Scott, a Inember
4 fl1ai.s i,,.a,Iaent before ~
lsSseio, This Robt Seg S ,l tle
~ q nv zero, who lived IN
4 q ;le b, s,i'1,teenth century ',
ile NM, S,..as and the e -,'s,sTe
/ nj ., apn Of the cr ~ y,
as q 9ssen Anne, Sse Sg Ne
1 a. a. ,-e Scottish crow
FL New ~" nRrliinent Of
' lie sans S aaens ssAI e
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-20
AUSTIN MERCHANT DEAD.

Austin. Tex, Nov. 14.-lSpecial)-Mr.
r. Bertrafn, one OF the most prominent
business men In Austin. died in this city
Tonight Of dropsy.
He was "a years Of age aud for thirty
FIVE wears has been ia business IN Aus,
conducting the largest produce establish
inent n south Texas. shipping goodh
10 I'M parts Of south and west Texas.
His death while it has been expected
comes ~ n shock so O large circle OF
frietids he has made in this city.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-20

Wharton. Tex. Nov, li.-tspeeiai. =
In an ARRAY among MeAicans az ~
d,asroboU-leI an unknown Mexican with
a butcher knife. Fernandez IL N jail
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-20

initadoa almonds arc nc latest ou1ct
81 the fool adulterators.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-05-24

Engineering tells that new instrument
called the schisiophone has been invented,
the object of which is to reveal the pres
ence and the place of any blow holes, flaws,
cracks, or other defects which may exist
in the interior Of "A piece of metal. When
these defects are very great, the blow of a
hammer on the piece Of metal soon betrays
their presence, but for small blow holes,
although these may also be very danger
Gus, there is not enough difference in the
sound given by the hammer striking the
piece Of metal for it TO be detected by the
ear. The schisiophone, however, will en-
able that difference TO be heard. The ap-
paratus consists mainly of a pin which
runs through microphOne Of IA special
construction and Of an electric battery.
When the pin strikes on a good part of the
metal tried, sound is produced the vi
brations Of which affect the electric cur
rent in certain way, and then "A certain
sound can be heard in the telephone at
tached to the instrument. When the pin
strikes on a part Of the metal where there
is defect, the sound produced is different
the microphone, the current and the teie-
phone are then affected differently, and
the defect existing in the metal is revealed
by the difference in the sound heard at the
teleDhone
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-05-24
A RETROSPECT.

The tears come and smiles go. My emotions
are stirred
By thoughts that lie deep and that never are
heard
As look on the world and the faces of men,
There is one that l search for and long for, as,
when
But a child, he caressed me close clasped on his
knee,
His smile held the gladness of sunlight for me,
And his songs had the melody never vet heard
In the countless new strains that my soul have
since stirred.
All! my first and best love- the pure love of
y08thtime,
Is my father of childhood, my hero in rhyme.
Rose NJ. David in Boston journal
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-05-24

Speaking of tue cusoon, which was once
widely spread, Of making men sit in a diff
ferent Part Of the church from the women,
the Rev. J. Lux was told the following
anecdote ~ d Worcestershire rector: 81
remember when | was a boy, a young
couple coming into the church here on a
Sunday Afternoon ami seltirg themselves
together on the womens side. The man
was soon turned out Of his seat by the
yerger, with the remark, uttered ia an
audible voice, We don't have no sweet
hearting here. '"--London Tit-Bits.