The Pascagoula democrat-star. (Pascagoula, Miss.) 1878-1920, 1892-04-29
Ghe1emurrM- Star
BILL NYE'S LUCK.

Life insurance. is a great thing.
| would not be without il. As a
means OF longevity IT is equal TO Il
French duel. My own health is
greatly improved since | gnl my
nice new pnlicy, win my name
beautifully UNDERSIGNED with red
ink.
Formerly | used to have Il seal
brown taste IN my mouth IN The
morning. My m,ulG tasted like
the dead past. | also had that
tired feeling, hot ilu.hes ringing in
the ears. a constant desire 10 evade
work, gnawiug sensation al tie
base OF the chest, horror Of indus.
try, etc, etc.
But all this has passed away. |
am mrre hopeful, and even my
hair looks more hopeful. | would
not try TO keep house without life
insurance.
Six years ago ! was caught up in
heaven-and returned with thanks,
by one Of the most destructive cg.
clones that ever VI ,iled Il Repulli,
can form Of government. A great
deal of property was destroyed
and many lives were lost, but |
was saved. Ilcreaied a great deal
of dissatisfaction in the communi.
~, but my life was spared. PEG.
pie who had M insurance were
moved down on every hand, but
was saved as a monument OF iii
vine Elemency and mercy.
OF curse | had my leg broke in
places, but | might have avoided
that If | had taken out an accident
policy.
| looked upon life insurance as
great beneficiary, but 10 the in.
sured, who very rarely lives 10
realize anything lecuhiary from
his venture.
Twice | have almost raised my
wife to ahluence and cast IA gloom
over the community in which |
lived, but something happened to
the physician so that he could not
attend me, and 50 | recovered,
For nearly two years was under
the care Of a distinguished venil-
merry surgeon of Wyoming. lie is
dead now. One day he was i'll and
during The lucid interval he sent
for another doctor, but after This
doctor had gone, my physician,
while delirions, prescribed for him
self, AMI now The sage hen mon
KEYS DER his lowly tomb.
For two years he had his fingers
OF my pulse or in my pockets all
the time. lie was young West.
ern physician, who prescribed for
me on Tuesdays and Fridays. The
rest of the week he attended to
the diseases Of horses and child
rem. lie said lie attended me
largely f,rmy society, after asso'
cialing with horses all the week,
horses who had much greater ad'
vantages than |.
My wife at first objected 10 al
insurance on my life, and said she
would never, never touch a dollar
of the money if | died, but after |
had been i'll IA few months and my
disposition had suffered a gooC
deal, she said | need not delay the
obseuuences on that account.
But the insurance slipped
through my fingers somehow, ant
Recovered.
In these days, however. dyna
mite and swiftly changing Presi
dental administrations, and darI
tunnels through which an englnee
goes cropping his way at twenty
five miles an hour, these days o
numbering signs of The times, AM
lipsy telegraph poles, live wire:
and dead repalrerS, these day
when The politician and The dead.
bridge policem man with his pull III
down together under the sam
stin,ulant, these days when dealt
turks in The air we breathe, tb'
earth we tread, the food we cal
the waler--ihe water We battle ii
the-I say it behooves Us to lool
well to our insurance and iutur
state, and lake pleasure in here
by certifying aud saying to lhos
to whom these presents may com
that since | became fully insure
my health has improved SO niue
that it Is a subject of profound COZ
graduation on my part, and tn
deepest disgust on the part
these who would naturally inner
A, $50, ,,o,lik