St. Paul daily globe., 1892-03-12
SUNRISE SIGNALS.

SUNRISE SIGNALS.
Now, If the Pioneer Press will quit monk
eying with the weather, We may be happy
yet.
The proposed biscuit trust offers no en-
couragement to the average tramp.
What is the matter with our tail twisters
down in Washington? Are they paralyzed?
The late blizzard does not appear to have
materially affected wire service in the North
west. None of the congressional tariff CUFF
was delayed an hour.
Speaker Crisp very sensibly suggests to
congressman that they read the house rules
before discussing them.
Deacon has been released by a Paris judge
On 5000 bail. Still, that is high value to
place upon the life of the libertine whom he
slew.
Now we are in it. This is spring, the only
genuine with name burned in the cork just
under the yellow label. Other organs have
had their spring with snow trimmings, cy
clonic corsage cut Y shape and blizzard
demi-train toilette held in place by old
Boreas himself, with his winter undel-
clothing OH. That was their spring This is
the GLOBES spring, mild, fair, supernal, the
regular
Hail, Spring. ethereal mildness, hail."
variety. We warm up, we enthuse, we rhap-
UP, up, keeping pace with Duluth iron min
ing stock. We really feel delightfully."- bilious,
so true to nature is this spring which we SO
freely advertise. The Dalmy air." Get on
to it. The mild nights when nothing
freezes Kick off the bed clothing. The
disappearance of frost from the ground"
Trot out your gooshes. winter has act
tually passed." and who wouldn't on that
hand? "Fhe inspiration is in the air.. This
is true, because you see it in the GLOBE. The
binding snow of Wednesday has become the
slush of today The Republican spring gives
way TO the Democratic variety. Last Wednes-
day was Stanford Newell spring. The pres
eut is the Mayor Smith brand Kind reader,
which do you prefer?
Gen. AIger might send his boom to gym
nasum.
The threatened coffee corner win be all
right when 1t has had time to settle.
Is Lord Salisbury attempting to play kind
of a seal-skin game on us?
Hon. John Dalzell, of Philadelphia, who
aspires to warm Matt Quay's seat i'll the sem
han hv
There is all eminent Ohio failure bearing the
same cognomen with military title All
letters addressed to the latter gentleman
should be marked Private
3. Harrison is again restive, and exhibits
marked ymptoms of desire to exchange
.'grandfather'si' for cooked hat.
One encore is compliment Half dozen
indicate that the theatrical audience is COM
posed principally of illbred people. THE
bearing of this observation" as Jack Bunsby
says Lies in the application of it, to audi
ences not g. thousand miles from st. Paul.
Gen. Alger is valiantly striving TO crawl
out from under the load OF hay dumped upon
him by Editor Charles A. Dana. but no con-
Harrisonian organs hive a bottle of chloro-
form and sponge ready for him when he
emerges
Newspapers. telephones, telegraphs and
the postal service are invaluable auxlliarles
OF modern pugilism. When to these is added
the vox hhmana the combination becomes
simply irresistible. % d..
1t is whispered that Senator Palmer looks
upon Col. William R.Morrison as the Dave
Hill of Illinois.
All things are possible if the present con-
gressional investigating committee can
whitewash Pension Commissioner Raum.
Jason jackson, Coon Greek: No: there
no bleaching boards in the visitors gall
lery of the house Of representatives, Wash
ington, d. G.
A scientific Journal says that fish love
music. No doubt of III for on day bathed
in sunshine one can ofteh SEE them exercis
ing their scales.
frankie: No; the modus viyendi is not o
Paris Importation from Worth's.