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People's voice. [volume] (Wellington, Sumner County, Kansas) 1890-1917, 1892-04-29

chains of solid party supremacy. In
Louisiana there are five parties in the
field. Surely out of this break up the
distressed people should have great con-
hdence OF success. In Georgia, the Car
ollnas, and indeed all the southern
states, the revolution carries dismav
among the enemy. So in the republican
states OF the northwest. In presiden-
tlal contest our vote is not lost if we do
not gain the full prize Every vote
taken from each of the old parties weak
ems both Of them, and failure to elect
at the polls gives us the field in the next
campaign. To throw the election into
the house of representatives NAV give it
to the democrats, but this is the begin
ming of the end.
The next point to have in view is the
representation in congress. Carefully
look your district over and push for
success. See what handful Of GRAND
men are doing now. They have turned
congress upside down. They cannot
make laws, but they can break up the
other fellows. Let us reinforce them
1t can be done. Get your congressional
nominations in shape. We can capture
good many state offices. Push for
this with a hearty good will. The mem
bers OF the state legislatures belong to
the farmers. Look to this closely. Put
tried and true men in nomination. Do
not be too modest and decline to 90
Pick out clean. sensible, well-reputed
men, used to labor, and nominate them
Let the blatherskites ridicule their plain
ways and unpublished speech. Every
where they have tried this they have
lost ground by it. Ridicule won't carry
half as many votes as the cry of distress
will. Then plan carefully for the county
offices. Here is both strength and
weakness. Carry the counties and Won
will carry the nation.
Here is work fox you. How shall II
be done? At once organize your pre-
clnct. Get the best working committee
possible. Organize a peoples party
club. Then poll your precinct. This
Is bed rock to build upon. In every
country precinct in one week Won can
tell just where you stand. Write down
the name of every pronounced party
man. Be especially careful to list the
doubtful men. Every precinct commit
teeman must send copy of this list to
the chairman of the county committee
ms is intelligent work This is
organization. If you mean business
put money into this campaign
II you win it will come bacl,
toyou. Ifyou lose, you will be so Door
this amount will make no difference in
the end. Money is needed. A small
amount OF money rightly used will give
You victory. Provide for local OK.
penses; provide for state expenses: pro.
vide literally for the national commit.
tee Subscribe for reform papers. Do
not let the men who are fighting your
battles under heavy fire be driven 10
the wall by banks and corporations and
United States courts.
This righteous cause expects that
every man will do his duty. If You do,
you are free. If you do not, slavery (
too good for you.--Nonconformist
People's voice. [volume] (Wellington, Sumner County, Kansas) 1890-1917, 1892-04-29
Date Chanpph.

AT the request of the convention re-
Gently held at Salina, the Democratic
state central committee met and
changed the place of meeting of the
democratic state convention to nomi-
nate a state ticket from Pittsburg to
Topeka. The convention will, there
fore, meet at Topeka July 6. The APP
portionment of delegates is the same as
the Salina convention, viz, one delegate
for each 800 democratic votes cast at the
last election and one delegate at large
FOR each county.
People's voice. [volume] (Wellington, Sumner County, Kansas) 1890-1917, 1892-04-29
Nearly Fatal Fires.

There were two fires at Atchison the
other morning which came near result
ing in the loss of life. The house of a
colOred man named johnson burned.
When discovered the house was in full
blaze, and johnson and his family were
yet asleep in it. They awoke barely in
time to save themselves. The other
house was situated on the island" a
strip of land extending into the Nilsson.
II river just outside the city limits, and
occupied by Asa Boyd and family, col
ored The inmates escaped in their
night clothes.
People's voice. [volume] (Wellington, Sumner County, Kansas) 1890-1917, 1892-04-29
KANSAS STATE NEWS.
Peoples Party Convention.

A delegate convention of the peoples
party of Kansas, is called to meet in the
city Of Wichita, on Wednesday, june Is,
1892, at 10 o'clock a. m, to elect twelve
delegates at large to the national con-
ventiOn to be held in the city of Omaha,
Neb., on July 4, 1892, and also to nomi-
nate ten electors and candidates for gov
ernor, Acknowledgements, secretary of
state, encouragement, auditor of state,
state treasurer and superintendent of
public instruction, and one congress-
man-at-largc. The basis of representa-
ton is one delegate for every 500 votes
or major fraction cast for the combined
vote Of j. n. Ives for encouragement,
and F. Willis for governor, in 1890.
The convention will consist of 562 dele
gates. 1t is recommended that county
conventions be held on Saturday, June
II, 1892, to elect delegates.
People's voice. [volume] (Wellington, Sumner County, Kansas) 1890-1917, 1892-04-29
4 Brutal Husband

Robert Mills, laborer on the sand
dredges at Kansas City, Kan, Drained
his wife with Ratchet the other dav
and then attempted to cut his own
throat. The couple had separated and
were dividing there household effects
when the tragedy took place. The
woman's injuries were thought to be
fatal. Mills was promptly jailed.
People's voice. [volume] (Wellington, Sumner County, Kansas) 1890-1917, 1892-04-29
Mrs. Halderman Gets a Divorce.

In the district court at Leavenworth
the other day divorce was granted
Mrs. Anna B. Halderman from her hus-
band, John A. Halderman, ex-United
States minister to Siam. Mrs. Halder-
man is the daughter of the late Gen.
Doris, Of st. Louis, and is reported to
be worth 100000 in her own right,mu
Of which is real estate at st. Louis. en-
bracing some of the best business blocks
in that city. They have three children,
daughters, all about grown.
People's voice. [volume] (Wellington, Sumner County, Kansas) 1890-1917, 1892-04-29
Chicago, Rock Island & Pacific RI.

~. NJ. -. -
Inc Direct Route 10 and from Chicago, Joliet Ottawa
PEORIA La Sale, Moline Rock Island, in ILLINOIS;
Davenport, husca.ine, Ottumwa, Oskaloosa Des
Aoines wintsrsei Audubon, Harlan and Council
Bluffs in IOWA; Minneapolis and 81, Paul in MIN.
NEsOrA; Watertovn and Sioux Falls in DAKOTA
Cameron, 81. Joseph and Kansas City, in MISSOURI;
OMAHA Lincoln, Fairbury and Nelson, In NEBRASKA;
Atchison, Leayenworth, Horton Topeka. Hutchinson.
Wichita, belsville Abilene, Dodge City, Caldwell in
KANSAS; Kinghsher, Fl Reno and Minco, in INDIAN
TERRITORY; Denver, Colorado Springs and Pueblo,
In COLORADO. Tnveses new areas Of rich farming
and grazing lands aordng the best facilities Of inter
communication 10 all towns and cities east and west
northwest and southwest Of Chicago. and to Pacific and
GnnS-oceanic seaports
People's voice. [volume] (Wellington, Sumner County, Kansas) 1890-1917, 1892-04-29

FORTUNE has often turned on its heel be-
fore reaching man, but in the case of the
race course bettor it generally turns on a
horses heel-Philadelphia Times
People's voice. [volume] (Wellington, Sumner County, Kansas) 1890-1917, 1892-04-29

He (bitterly)-"You have no heart" She
lpointedlyJ-"NO, and don't want one."-
Life.
People's voice. [volume] (Wellington, Sumner County, Kansas) 1890-1917, 1892-04-29

A PHYSICIAN has Just discovered that a
dislocation of the neck is not fatal. This
will bring very little consolation to the man
about TO be hanged.-St Joseph News.
People's voice. [volume] (Wellington, Sumner County, Kansas) 1890-1917, 1892-04-29

VI course when man marries his fame
he expects she will build the kitchen fire
People's voice. [volume] (Wellington, Sumner County, Kansas) 1890-1917, 1892-04-29

After the failure of silver the New
a norA quotations were for bar silver
S053 cents per ounce or COZ cents to the
dollar, and Wall street svmnatbize-s
say 1t Is a dishonest dollar. Wonder if
the gold dollar was dishonest in ls7s
when 1t was more than three per cent,
discount as compared to silver?-Kau-
sas C0mmoner. mo-"
People's voice. [volume] (Wellington, Sumner County, Kansas) 1890-1917, 1892-04-29

The promising young man is always II
debt-GalvestOn News.
People's voice. [volume] (Wellington, Sumner County, Kansas) 1890-1917, 1892-04-29

Does anybody imagine that he or she can
breathe air impregnated with malaria for
any length Of time and yet 20 scathelessl
If any such there be let them incur the risk
and then doubt. The poison in disguise as
surely enters the system as dose of prus-
SIC acid swallowed with suicidal intent
Hostetter' s Stomach Bitters is the sole re-
liable defense against the maiarial virus.
Rheumatism, dyspepsia and constipation
are remedied by it
People's voice. [volume] (Wellington, Sumner County, Kansas) 1890-1917, 1892-04-29
Masked Venom.

DoN'T cry over split milk. Rush around
and find the cat.-Atchison Globe.
People's voice. [volume] (Wellington, Sumner County, Kansas) 1890-1917, 1892-04-29
MARKET REPORTS.

A SMALL jag goes great way on a rail-
road train.-Picavune
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-03-15
A BIG SEA BASS.
1t Is Seven Feet Long and Weighs Four
Hundred Pounds.

1t IL Seven Feet Long and Weighs Four
Hundred Pounds.
a large crowd on the Oakland (Cal.
ferryboat collected about one of the
trunk carts the other day, attracted by
huge and queer fish that was extend
ed along the frame of the truck To
every appearance the fish belonged to
the trout family and was Judged to be
a freak in size. One of the curious
lockers on measured the length of the
monster and found it to be nearly seven
feet, while the greatest breadth about
the body WAS three and Il half feet. The
scales appeared very much like pieces
of abalone shell, but were ductile and
semi-transparcnt.
by and by, says the San Francisco
Chronicle, the inevitable llnow-all came
along and he explained the wonder to
the crowd. The sea lcviathan was n
species of the black sea bass. and bv
all odds the largest of it's kind ever
captured on the coast Its weight was
about four hundred pounds. 1t was
captured off the Catalina islands. and
the powerful rope fastened through its
enormous mouth attcstcd its prodigious
strength.
1t was learned that smaller specimens
OF the fish are brought up from
the Santa Barbara and sold to whole
sale dealers, who in turn retail them to
restaurants. The restaurants, by n
process of seasoning and hammering
out the flesh, are enabled to serve the
fish to their patrons under dozen diff
ferent names.
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fore Then his scattered senses began
to return to him. and he felt the blood
mounting to his forehead, while his
heart was going like Il steam fire en-
ginc. lie gazed about him and finally
perceived the cat, but not the dog.
Can I-shall THAT isl beg par
don but-but-do you want the cat?'
he stahmcred.
YES, sir: if you-if you-p-p- please,
sir" was the reply.
The professor advanced slowly and
hcsitatingly toward the fence Sudden
ly he heard low growl lie paused
and looked around; but, seeing nothing,
again advanced.
"Oh!' exclaimed Alice; "tal1c care
there's n h-h-holc In the fence; he can
get through"
The professor stopped and pecrcd be-
tween the picllcts. Then he saw the
bulldog. The next moment the pro-
fessor had vanished into the house.
"Ah-h!' screamed Alice; please to
come back and save Jane
She had Eiscalculatcd the professors
gallantry. In another moment he re-
appeared bearing in his hand u huge
navy revolver.
please to go into-the house." he
said, II might hit you
But Alice remained transfixcd with
breathless anticipation. The profess
sor advanced cautiously toward the
fence. When he had reached posi-
ton from which he could see the dog
he pointed the pistol carefully, turned
away his head, shut his eyes and pulled
the trigger There was n tremendous
report; splinters flew in every drec-
ton and n cloud of smoke obscurcd
the professors view. The astonishcd
dog laid back his cars and fled down
the street rs if he thought that the
end of the world had come. No soon
CT had he gone than Alice rushed for
ward, seized the unhappy cat, and,
pressing the animal convulsively to
her bosom, rushed into the house
When the professor got the smoke out
of his eyes, and found that girl, cat
and dog had all disappeared, he mar
ve!ed greatly at the extent of his own
prowess; and had he not caught
glimpse of Alice through the window.
would certainly have gone and sur
rendered himself to the town consta-
bic.
The next day the professor rose carly
and robbed his landlady. lie stole Il
saucer of milk and went out to loo!:
for the gray cat, of course. lie found
Jane basliing in the sunlight. AS a
basker in the sunlight there was no cat
that could surpass Jane. The professor
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-03-15

THERE WAS A TREMENDOUS REPORT.
stole through the opening in the fence
and set the saucer of milk under James
whiskers. At that instant a window
flew open, n fair head popped out, and
tinid voice said:
THANK you"
Then the window shut with bang,
the professor jumped clear over the
fence and disappeared. When lie re-
turned from school that afternoon he
found note on his table. 1t said:
Il meant thank you for saving Jane not for
milk
That was all. Day after day the
professor tishcd vainly for an opportun-
ity to see that girl again, but lie could
not. lie had vague suspicious that she
watched him from behind half-closcd
blinds and half.drawn window cur.
tains; but he could not verify his sus-
picions They were true enough. Poor
Alice! She was in n miserable state of
mind on nc count of her own dreadful
forwardncss in sending that note But
the damage was done now.
The professor sought consolation in
the society of Jane. With stolen
''uNNNio VI lllllh nc cnllCcQ tnc cat
through the fence, and finally up to his
room. There he used to pick the purr-
ing animal up, walk about the room
with her i'll his arms, and humble ride
nlous nonsense in her dun -colorcd ear.
II was strange that Jane held her
peace after that; but she was a wis.
eat, and knew that time works won
ders. Perhaps if Jane had known
what wonders time had in store for
her-but no matter. One day Jane
went to the professors room when he
was out. Jane waited some time, and
then becoming restless, She began to
wander about the room. Over in Il
corner she saw a lot of bottles. She
decided to examine them. She did SD
One OF them fell over against another.
There was Hash, q report IL veil Of
anguish; and Jane rushed from the
mousse - sad and grcwsome sight. lair
.css, black and feeble, the once glorious
Jane went home and lay down at her
mistress feet A quarter of an hour
iater Prof. bartholomew Spunk, enter
| ing the gate of his plain and substan-
tial boarding house, was confronted by
the figure of n weeping maiden
ITS all your FAULT" exclaimed Alice
III you had let my darling Jane alone.
ana hadn't coaXcd her into your house,
1t would have been all right. Now.
now-she gonc-and gone-and go:
Observation-Disclosures up-and she'll
dle--and, oh! and oh!-oh.-oh.-l
h-h-hatc you'll"
bartholomew Spunk turned deadly
pale.
ALAS" he said; land is Jane blown
up? out-but-what can say? Per-
haps-that is-Miss Alice-mny be-
wcll-will yon take me instead of the
cat?"
She looked up into his eyes. Then
she decided that n gray cat was not the
help that was meet for her -.W. j
Henderson, In Puck.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-03-15
Points About Baskets.

general mistake is made about bas-
kets. most people supposing that the
white willow basket is the best. 1t
looks best, but it is by no means the
strongest. The white willow slips arc
cut in the fall and kept green all winter
by packing the stubs in wet sand or
water, and when spring comes the bark
pccls off with Il twist of the hand. The
buff baskets, on the contrary, are made
from dried willow slips. which have
been steamed then peeled. While not
so handsome, they arc much stronger,
and will wear Ear longer than the white.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-03-15

l. INSTALLMENT STOCK. = Mem
bership fee, 81 per share, which carries
the stock the first month, after that the
monthly dues are GO cants per share.
9. PAID UP INTEREST BEARING
STOCK.-s5O per share (par value, s1oO),
yielding dividend. payable semi-an-
nually, January 1, and July /, Of per
cent. per annum on the $50 paid in, which
is duly remitted by check to the share
holder.
8. The stock is expected to mature In
seven years from date Of each series re-
spectively, the same being issued
monthly.
4. There is no investment anywhere
safer or more profitable than it's stock
With the assets of the Association in
vested in first mortgages on improved
town real estate, duly insured for the
benefit Of the Association, on a basis
not exceeding so per cent. of it's value,
as ascertained by appraisers who are
themselves stockholders Of the Associ-
alton, while tho debt of the member
borrowing is being curtailed every
month of its existence, it is difficult to
conceive Of safer investment than its
stock affords to the prudent investor.
Apply at Home Office, ITO Jefferson
street, or to
JAMES R. TERRY, or to SIMMONS,
CARPENTER & TINSLEY, Roanoke,
va. aprle-1y
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-03-15

Old lenpccl1-Nonsensc! The idea
of talking about marriage! You and
my daughter haven't been engaged over
six months.
Young Man-Do you believe in long
engagements, sir?
Old Iienpecl my young
friend, certainly. The longer the en-
gagcmcnt the shorter the marriage. IN.
y. Weekly
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-03-15
sUILD1Na ASSOCIATIONS.
The Iron Belt Building and Loan
Association
OF ROANOKE, VIRGINIA.
AUTHORIZED CAPITAL. ssS, 900, 600.
OFFICERS:
OF ROANOKE, VIRGIN

OFFICERS:
PREsIDENT-GEN. FITZHUGH LEE,
Ex-Governor Of Virginia.
1sT VICE-PREsIDENr = PEYTON L.
TERRY, President Roanoke Trust
Loan and Safe Deposit Co.
I'D VICE PRESIDENTS. w. JAMESON,
Secretary and treasurer Roanoke
Trust, Loan and Safe Deposit Co.
SEcRETARY-JOHN OFT, late Cashier
City Bank of Richmond.
TREAsURER-J. G. DAVENPORT, Cash.
Ter Commercial National Bank, Roa.
noke, Va.
GENERAL CoUNsEL-Hon. @. A. Mo.
HUGH, Counsellor-atrLaw, late Of
Charleston, S. G.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-03-15
The Correct Way of Putting 1t.

Squildig-I hear you've had the grip,
old fellow.
McSwilligcn Shaking his hcad)-It's
a mistake.
Haven't you been sick for couple
of weeks?"
Eyes; very sick"
but it wasn't the grip you had,
thcn?"
mo; the grip had me. Pittsburgh
ChronicleTelegraph.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-03-15
---------
a Eatal Disease.

celebrated general once inquired Of
one of his soldiers the cause OF his broth
er's death.
My brother died, SIR" replied the
soldier. because he had nothing to
do
We'll, my man." said the general,
that is reason enough to kill the great
est general of us all!'-lIarpcrs Young
pCODie
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-03-15
Somewhat Interested.

Pious Jake with long drawn face)-
Are you interested, Miss Cora, in the
heather?
Cora (frankly)-Yes, Jake, always;
and if l can be of any service to you let
me know early some morning N. Y.
Herald
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-03-15
An EXPLANATION.

Col. Yergcr-I believe am getting
the dropsy.
Judge pctcrby-Why, what put that
idea in Your head?
Il got weighed to-day, and weighed
three hundred pounds"
Great st. George! where did you get
wcighcd?"
"Around at coal yard"
Calm yourself. Your weight is cX-
actly one hundred and fifty pounds" -
Texas Siftings.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-03-15
His Skeleton.

Featherstone- you believe in
ghosts?
Travers-Wcll, for years have been
living in haunted house.
Feathcrstone-You don't tell me?
Who is it haunted by?
Travers-By my tailor.-Clothier and
EurniSher.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-03-15
a Bunch of Keys.

Tom Collins = The singing of the
Lonelyville choir reminds me of an ex-
pericncc had, the other night, return
ing from the club.
What was it?''
at took me about half an hour to
strike the right l1ey."-Puck.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-03-15

GENERAL TRUsTEE-HoN. HENRY s.
TROUT, President First National
Bank, Roanoke, Va.
DESIGNATED DEPOSITORY - Roanoke
Trust, Loan and Safe Deposit Company.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-03-15
A Stntn of Thinrs.

The Tweezcr-IIow are you fixed?
The Iairspring-I'm in rather a
rocky state.
The Tweezer-Broke?
The lIairspring- but pretty badly
bcnt.-Jewclcrs Circular.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-03-15
Good Investment

Boggs-That watch has been a
mighty good investment.
Foggs-IIow SO?
Boggs-I never let anyone have it
yet who didn't get twelve per cent q
month out of tn. Y. Herald.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-03-15

Tired Tim-Phwhat are We lcerin' ut
de poster fur, MIil1ep
Misery NIilsc-Oi'm t'inllin'.
Tired Tim-T'inlSin' yc've got no
fifty cints?
Misery Milsc-No; t'inllin phwat q
n BLESSED ting 'twud be if we WIZ in
nercent little kids ag'in.-Puck.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-03-15
A slur on tho Profession.

Gus De Smith, hear that Tilkins is
sinking slowly.
Mrs. O'Rafferty-Well, you couldn't
expect him to sink rapidly. He's had
no doctor, so far.-Texas Siftinps.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-03-15
a Slight Goodness,

Shivvcr-This is one of those masonic
rooms, isn't it?
Mrs. Dcfrees-What do you mean,
sir?.
Shivver-It never gets above thirty
three dcgrees.-PuclS
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-03-15
Nd Wonder.

He brcathed n song into the air.
There was riot then and there;
The gallery gods yelled loud and long,
For In the Cleaning was the song
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-03-15
How Nature Apportion,.

HE hardly seems bright enough to
run paper"
"oh, pshaw! he doesn't run 1.-THE
owns it"-Pucl.
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RAILROADS
N s = = Wy Aolfo|ksWesternR

lISCHEDULE IN EFFECT DECEMBER 6. 1891.
wEeTBouND, LEAVE ROANOKE DAILY.
G2o q; IN. for Rndford, Pulaski, Bristol: alan for
blueheld, Pocahontas, Elkhorn, Clinch Val
ley Division and Louisville via Norton
Pullman slcopcrs to Memphis and New Or.
leans and TO Louisville via Norton
lo5J u, m. Tor RadfOrdand Intermediates stations
No. connection beyond
olop IN. Tor kadford, Pulaski, Bristol Con-
meets at Radford for Bucaod and POcs.
G3ntas. Pullman slccpers to Memphis vic
Chattanooga. Vac
NORTH non AND EAsTBoUND, LEAVE ROANOKE DAILY.
t3Sn nj. lot shenandoah; no connection beyond,
iS'ov p M LOT Hagerstown. Pullman secpcrs To
new iork via Harrisburg and Philadelphia.
ll'lo p m Tor Hagcrstown. Pullman sleeucrs In
aen,ngton Via Shenandoah Junction and To
New York via Harrisburg
9 9;SV q. IN. Tor petersburg and Richmond.
i1'qo p m daily for Richmond and Norfolk Pol.
,o- man parlor car to Norfolk
9 9I p. IN. Tor Lynchburg; connection beyond.
ii'lo p M Tor Richmond and Norfolk Pullman
sleeper to Norfolk and Lynchburg to Rich
Clinch Valley Division-Lcaves Blueacld daily
EVO a. m Tor Norton, and 2:U5 D. m for Nor
Ton, Louisville and points on L. & n. II. r.
via Norton. " ~ 40
North Carolina Division-Lcavc Pulaski daily
TuU o. IN. for 1vanhoe and 1880 D. m for Ivan
noe and Gossan and $40 q. m. (cxcept SIM
day. for Betty Baker.
Office or to w n kSVfIIJIe Aos
General Passenger Agent. Roanoke, Va.
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Intuition.

Fangle-What sort of dress was that
Mrs. Snooper wore Tonight
Mrs. Fangle-D cmi-train.
That's precisely what Cumso said
when he trod on it, but how did he
know its namc?"-N.. Y. Sun.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-03-15
Might he Worse.

Mother (wearily) = It's perfectly
abominnble! With all my watching
can't keep Tommy clean. He's the
dirtiest boy alive.
Father (proudly)-That's SO. Hes
no dude.-Good News.