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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-06-01

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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-06-01
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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-06-01
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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-06-01
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The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-04-07
HOME HINTS AND HELPS.

Grated Cheese: In using cheese
there are always small pieces left which
If grated and placed on a pretty little
plate or bowl, and served with tea
spoon, will be found an appetizing
addition to the bread and tea which
often, alone, serve for the evening
meal.
Sweet Potato Pie: Boil sweet pota-
toes until we'll done, mash and rub
through sieve. To pint of pulp add
three pints of sweet milk, tablespoon.
full of melted butter,a teacup of sugar,
three eggs, pinch of salt and nutmeg or
lemon to flavor. Use rich paste for un-
dercrust -Detroit Free Press.
Lamb Outlets: Have your butcher
cut some outlets from the best end of a
neck Of lamb two or three inches from
the top of the bones. Get him then to
shape the outlets for you. Dip them in
egg and crumbs and fry them. Make a
bed of green peas in the center of your
meat dish. pile the meat around it and
serve, or else serve with tomato sauce.
Household Monthly.
Planned oysters, if cooked quickly
and served at once, retain their flavor
wonderfully. Allow the oysters to
drain until free from liquor; cook
enough at time to cover the bottom Of
your long-handled frying-pan. When
the latter is smoking hot throw in the
oysters and shake them until they swell
and bubble, which will take about one
minute; then add a teaspoonful of but.
ter; sprinkle on pepper and salt to
taste. Shake once more and serve.-N.
Y. World.
"A very good pie is made of Gran Der.
ries, decorated with meringue, ex.
actly like a lemon pie. Stew a quart OF
cranberries with a cup of water for
twenty minutes; then add cup OF
sugar, or, if you do not like an acid pie.
a cup and half of sugar Line pie.
plate and fill it with this mixture.
Cover it with rneringue, made of the
beaten whites Of three eggs, three Ia.
blespoonfuls of sugar and a teaspoonful
of lemon juice. Spread it over the pie
and bake ten minutes longer-N. Y.
Tribune.
TO Brighten Leather Furniture:
Furniture dealers say that real leather
should not fade as long as it holds to-
gether. However, it does fade; so try
this method of Frightening it: Wash
the leather with sponge that has
been wrung out of hot soap-suds; then
rub as dry as possible. Now place the
furniture in the sun and wind, that il
may get thoroughly dry as quickly as
possible. Next, rub hard with cloth
that has been wet with kerosene Let
the furniture stand in the air until the
odor of the oil has passed off. Ladies
Home journal.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-04-07

White dimity strewn with colored
flowers, its sheerness strengthened by
lengthwise cords, has become favorite
fabric for wash dresses. 1t is being
made in most dainty dresses for mid.
summer, with trimming of white laces
that wash well-as the Genoa point,
Valenciennes in new designs, and some
novel laces that are mostly of plain
meshes with narrow design of leaf or
flower along the scalloped edge. The
waist, without lining, is cut like a
basque with one or two side forms and
with darts, all the seams having their
edges neatly turned under instead OF
being left raw. The sleeves are mostly
in wide bishop shape, dropping on a
waist-band or cuff of lace. The waist
trimming of lace is put on to outline a
jacket front, leaving the dimity pointed
like vest, and to edge the back in a
scant frill. There are also yoke-like
trimmings of lace, with jabots down
the entire front; while others have a
single fall of lace, like bib. The skirt
in the slight bell shape already
described may be quite plain, or else
nave a fiounce of lace or of dimity at
the foot.-Harper's Bazaar.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-04-07
IN OLD AGE.

Written on My Eighty-Seventh birthday.
What is it noW to live' 1t is to breathe
The air of H eaven, behold the pleasant earth.
The shining rive RS, the inconstant sea,
Sublimity Of mountains, wealth Of clouds,
And radiance 'er all of countless stars
1t is to sit before the cheerful hearth
With groups Of friends and kindred, store o.
books,
Rich heritage from ages past,
Hold sweet commu nj on, soul with soul,
On things now past, or pr esent, or to come,
Or muse alone up on my earlier days,
Unbind the scroll. whe reon is writ
The story of my busy life;
Mistakes too often, but successes moro,
And consciousness of duty done
tits TO see with Ia ughing eyes the play
or children Spor ting on the lawn,
Or mark the eager strides of men
And nations seeking each and all,
Belize advantage to obtain
Above their fellows; such is man,
1t is TO feel the pulses quicken, as hear
OF great events near or afar,
Whereon may turn perchance
The fate of generations, ages hence.
j is to rest with folded arms betimeS,
And so surrounded, sustained,
Ponder on what may yet befall
In that unknown mysterious realm
Which lies beyond the range o mortal ken,
Where souls immortal do forever dwell:
Think of the loved ones who await me there,
And without murmurng or inward grief,
With mind unbrollen and no fear,
Calmly await the coming Of the Lord
David Dudley Field in n V Independent
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-04-07
Fortunate for tho Collectors.

A surprising number of interesting
souvenirs Of Napoleon are to be found
in collections of objects of interest in
France. Various nantes which the
great general wore at Austerlitz and a
quantity of wearing apparel which he
must have found inconvenient at
Waterloo are proudly displayed by col
lectors.
A more valuable and important relic
than any of these is, of course, the pen
with which Napoleon signed his abdi-
cation. Arsene Houssaye, a French
journalist and man of letters, had two
friends who were enthusiastic posses.
sors of the abdication pen. He had the
happy thought of introducing them to
each other.
He explained that each had pen of
undoubted authenticity and waited to
see what would happen.
1T is easily explained" exclaimed
both collectors. Napoleon abdicated
twice"-Youth's Companion.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-04-07
TAFfETAS AND MOIRES,

Fabrics That Are Largely Imported for
Spring and Summer.
Taffeta silks are largely imported for
spring and summer dresses. They come
in light blue or pink grounds, with
double black stripes quite far apart,
the space between dotted with black OF
white figures or baskets of flowers.
White taffetas have satin stripes, an
inch apart, of pale green with yellow,
or pink with blue. Very young ladies
have adopted MORE antique for both
semi-dress or full dress. They begin
where their grandmothers left off. In
the evening they wear bell-shaped,
demi-trained skirts of white satin
striped MORE entirely without trim.
ming. The MORE corsage, square and
half-low IN the neck, is covered with
white chiffon, and has bodice or
corselet made of silver or pearl butter.
flies. Stripes of silver and pearl passe-
menterie hold down the full chiffon
above the corselet. The short sleeves
are full puff of chiffon over the MORE,
fastened with soft chiffon knot. A
Vatican bow of MORE is held at the
back of the neck by a pearl and silver
butterfly. This charming gown was
worn by a debutante at the New Years
ball. Other white moires have narrow
stripes of yellow edged with filet OF
black, or hair lines of mauve finished
with pale-blue stripes. Broader pink
stripes are bordered with black on a
white ground, and there are pink and
yellow quarter-inch stripes separated
by black penciled lines
Durable twilled silks of various kinds
are revived. The satin-fnished surfaces
of many are of the smallest twills.
while plain surahs are woven in rather
wide diagonals. Very light surah silks
of gray, lilac, old blue or pink have
petit pois dots of the same color. New
black surahs have punches of bright
yellow buttercups, and brown surahs
are strewn with violets. Shot surfaces
are exceedingly pretty in the satin
surahs, as gray shot with rose and
dotted with rose, or marked with square
outlines or small blocks in a very effec-
tive way.-Harper's Bazaar.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-04-07
A BOY WITH A PURPOSE.
How Cornelius Vanderbilt Mastered
Hard Situation.

How Cornelius Vanderbilt Mastered q
Hard Situation.
Cornelius Vanderbilt's real educa-
ton was gained in working on his ia
theirs farm, and in learning to sail
boat and drive horse. He showed in
boyhood the very quality which distin-
guished him as a mantle power of
accomplishing things in spite of diff.
Guilty and opposition. When he was
twelve years old, his father took con-
tract for getting the cargo out of YES
sci stranded near Sandy Hook, and
transporting it to New York in light
ers.
1t was necessary to carry the cargo
in wagons across sandy spot. Cor
nelius, with little fleet of lighters,
three wagons, their horses and drivers,
started from home charged with the
management of this difficult affair
After loading the lighters and start
ng them for the city, he had to con-
duct his wagons home by land-a long
distance over Jersey sands.
He left the beach with only six dol
lars, and reached South Amboy penni-
less, with six horses and three men, all
hungry, still far from home, and sep
arated from Staten Island by an arm
of the sea half a mile wide, that could
only be crossed by paying the ferry
man six dollars.
This was puzzling predicament for
a boy of twelve, and he pondered long
how he could get out of it. At length
he went boldly to the only innkeeper
of the place, and said:
II have three teams here that l want
to get over to Staten Island. If you
will lend me the money to pay the fer
ryman, I'll leave you my best horse,
and if don't send you back the money
within forty-eight hours you can keep
the horse"
The innkeeper looked into the bright,
honest eyes of the boy for moment,
and said: "Ill do it."
He gave the boy the money, and
horse was left in pawn. but he was re.
deemed within the time promised
Youths COMPANION.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-04-07
In the Plush Bag.

New opera-glass cases have a secret
compartment at the bottom of the vel.
vet or plush, whose clasp is hidden
from all save the owner. In this hid.
den receptacle are slowed away a pow
der puff, comb, bottle of sal volatile
and two or three hairpins, and the
cover of the case is mirror. A woman
of ordinary ingenuity could make a
weeks stay with this condensed little
toilet case.-N. Y. Herald.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-04-07
Tie Want d to Know.

Philip-Mother, they call all the men
in Wall street either "bulls' or "bears."
Which is papa?
Philips Mother-It's time to 60 to
bed, Philip.
Philip-Well, only wanted to know
whether l was a cub or ''calf."-
Jury.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-04-07
The Adjustable slipper Toe.

The girl who dotes on pretty slippers
has found that the toe of her satin or
silk slipper wears out long before it
should, and that there is remedy for
this in the adjustable slipper toe. They
are easily fastened on, and are made Of
silver, gold, and bronze. The society
girl has the adjustable toe made Of
gold, upon which is her monogram
sparkling with her favorite stone. A
dark red satin slipper will have a gold
en- toe. upon which is a monogram Of
garnets.-Chicago Tribune
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-04-07
Tho Wrong House.

Servant answering bell-My master
isn't in. sir; you may leave the bill il
you wish.
Caller lin surprise)-Bill! I have nc
bill. ! wish to-
Servant lin surprise also)-No bill
Then you must have called at the
wrong house.-Life.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-04-07
The Limit Reache

Johnny-Where you goin'?
Tommy-Home. Don't you hear nav
a calm me?
"That's nothin'. She called you two
or three times before"
eyes; but she's out at the peach tree
now, cuttin' off ultimatum. INDIAN
apolis Journal.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-04-07
Modern Health Appliances.

Physician-What you need every day
is good shaking up.
Patient-How would horseback rid
ing do?
Physician-That isn't quite severe
enough. What you want to do is to
take ride every day in one Of our hos
pital mbulances.-Life.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-04-07
Economy.

Mrs. Trotter-I hear that all three of
Mrs. Barlow's children have the
measles.
Mrs. Faster-Yes; so understand.
They're so poor that they have to
economic on the doctor by all getting
sick at oncc.-Judge
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-04-07
Not So Easy After AL

Miss Birdie McGinniss-You young
married women treat us unfairly by alb
sorbing the attention Of the gentle
men.
Young Mrs. Clamwhooper-That Diff
fculty is easily overcome.
"How?"
Become a young married woman
yourself. Texas Siftings.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-04-07
A Damaeinp Secret.

II deem it pwopah to tell you," said
Cooling, to the hotel clerk, when he
registered, after his visit to 1.-The other
side" that l am the son of an English
duke, doncher know"
"All right" replied the clerk, don't
be afraid. I'll not expose you, if you
keep your board paid week in adj
vance, Jury.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-04-07

The man in the macintosh had been
studying the time tables in the book for
half an hour and getting madden every
minute.
"Is that railway guide?" inquired
the man with his feet on the table.
mol" snorted the other, throwing Il
on the floor, I'm the guyedv'-Chica-
90 Tribune.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-04-07
The Gall in the Honey,

Life isn't such pleasant thing after
ALL said Chappie.
"Why not?" asked Cholly.
"Well, it's pretty hard dontcherLnow,
to have to sit at club window all day
to show to the world that you haven't
to do anything to make living. IN.
Y Press
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-04-07
Another broken Friendship,

Miss Efie Ancee Gust engaged
What do you think Edwin said last
night! That if he had to choose either
me or million dollars, he wouldn't
even look at the million dollars.
Miss May Tour (still waiting)-Dear
loyal fellow! suppose he didn't like
to risk the OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES Town
Talk.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-04-07
lie Walked in His Sleep.

Briggs-Strange things happen. A
Brooklyn policeman was seen walking
the streets at midnight, recently.
Griggs-What was the trouble?
Briggs-Upon investigation it turned
out that he was a somnambulist,-
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-04-07
Full Value.

Mrs. Lovey-How much money do you
waste on your cigars, Charlie?
Mr.. Lovey-Waste money! My dear
girl, you can't caste money on the kind
l smoke.-Puck.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-04-07

Nervous Gentleman (who has en-
gagged individual on left to act as guide)
But my good man, are you sure you
have taken the right road?
The Individual (grufiy)-I know
has; we are now close to the ''Bloody
Gulch," where a mans skelington was
found last summer with bullet holes in
the skull. They tried to fix the murder
on me, but with grin of great salts
faction)-they couldn't prove nothin'.
No, they couldn't prove nothin'!-Life
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-04-07
Very Weak.

Jessie-You must be hard worker.
Mr.. Chapley.
Chaplcy-What makes you think that,
Miss Jessie?
Jessie-George told me yesterday that
you make him tired-Once a Week.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-04-07
A Gifted Subordinate,

Enraged Contributor - Your proof
reader made nonsense out of that arti-
Gle of mine this morning, sir-out-
rageous nonsense, sir!
Editor-By George, I couldn't make
anything out of it at all! I'll raise that
fellows wages.-Chicago Tribune.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-04-07
Another One Needed.

President of Gas Company-What
was that bright light in the north part
of the city last night?
Employe-The aurora borealis.
President with naughty tirmuess)-
Have some aurora borealis meters put
in at Once.-ChicagO Tribune.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-04-07
Remarked the vounp man in 81

neHdThcu tne young man IN SWELL
ing tones: "l'm an agnostic." Elderly
Gentleman-"And what is an agnos.
tic?" Fresh Youth-''An agnostic is
fellow who isn't sure of anything"
Elderly Gentleman-"1 see; but how
does it happen you are sure your are
an agnostic7"-Boston Transcript
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-04-07
Had to Do It.

Briggs-Did you know that Parker
had sold his residence on the avenue?
Griggs-No. What did he do that for?
Briggs-He wanted to get his wife
sealsl1in cloalf-Cloak Review.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-04-07
The Landlord.

As blessing you never were meant;
OF this have very good proof:
For you make me put up for the rent
And put up with the one in the roof
Judge
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-04-07
Thu World AIiIitlnf

Up in high stations we think ourselves
A captain, major, colonel:
But to General Public we must bow,
Or therel be row infernall
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-04-07

Mrs. Madison Square-You haven't
been inside of church since we were
married!
Mr.. Madison Square-No; a burnt
child breads the fire.-TexaS Siftings.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-04-07
One View of 1t,

81 don't think it's exactly fair for my
teacher to keep me in because she can't
read my writing" said Willie. ut
isn't my fault if she doesn't know how
to read. "-Harper's Bazaar.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-04-07
The Difference.

$50 that distinguished looking lady is
your wife, eh?"
mo. I'm that distinguished looking
lady's husband. Life.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-04-07
A Common. Everyday Man,

A common, everyday man is he;
He doesn't shine in society,
But he's none the worse for it, maybe;
For after the supper's over at night,
He doesn't to club or to lodge take flight,
But sits with his wife in the parlor bright,
And fondles or rocks the baby.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-04-07
1t Will Receive a Bonus.

Lets see," observed Squildig; II be.
lieve the government pays bounty or
maple sugar production now"
ut does" replied McSwilligen. eve
may therefore look for bounty full
crop. "-Pittsburgh Chronicle.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-04-07
A Little Latin.

SHE'LL never go into that horrid
store again, so there!
He-Why my dear. 1 thought you
liked it better than any other.
She-So did, but to-day asked the
clerk what one should take to build up
the blood, and he exclaimed elixir
ferri ct quinin@." and I won't patronize
a man who allows his employees to
swear SO in the presence Of ladiea-
Pharmaceutical Era.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-04-07

Ethel wonder whom Mr.. Dashing
will marry?
Maya dynamite bomb, guess
Ethel-What do you mean?
Maybe is SO brave he courts moth
ing but danger.-IIousehold Monthly.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-04-07
He Knew.

Wife-Shall l have my black silk
liked over, dear, or shall get a new
one?
Husband-By all means get a new
one. It's cheaper.-Cloak Review.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-04-07
No Bill of Fare.

Mamma lat dinner table)-Why.
Dick, what are you crying for?
Little Dick-Boo-hool didn't know
there was any pudding till got all
through.-Good News.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-04-07

''How do you make your paper 60,
anyhow? never see it anywhere"
1--WE print pictures of prominent men,
and they buy it,"
ITO distribute?"
"Oh! no; to destroy!''-Puck.