Evening journal., 1892-06-24

TaE sincerest compliments are often
very awkwardly turned
A SWEARING boy is an evidence that
his father has a mother-inlaw.
ANY foolish girl can catch a man but
it requires a wise one to keep him
THE most graceful compliments FIRE.
quently come from the most graceless Of
men.
TuE reason a millionaire works harder
than any Of his clerks is that he Is much
better paid
A scRun bull may imagine he is a dark
horse, but it is impossible for him to win
a race just the same.
WATER never was popular at Dom
ocratic convention, but the rain which
came through the roof in Chicago was
untimely, out-of-place and too wet.
PRoFEssoR JOIN L. SULLIVAN got
corned up the other day i'm. Boston
and rashly offered to whip the man in the
MOON he had better whip Corbitt drst.
STEVENSON is betterlooking man
than The picture, we print to-day, Of
him. We should be sorry If he were
not Tie has never been In the peniten.
tiary
AFrER giving the notification dele.
gates four kinds Of wine at the Manhat-
tan Club Colonel shepard degraded them
with a dve-eent ride ON his Fifth avenue
stages
WE shall have clean-cut campaign
of clearly defined issues. This win be a
canvass demanding a reduction Of the
tariff, un economical and honest admins
tration
HENRY WATTERsoN believes that cduca.
tion educates; therefore. after .the cam.
paign of education, he prefers more nd.
vanced tariff reform plank than the
siraddle Of 1884
HARRlsoS Force bin. more McKm
loybills, retaliation against Canada-what
fine collection Of issues Republicanism
represents, without showing the pros
perity that the tim plate scheme has
brought upon as.
"CLEvEIAND and Stevenson" is the
ticket n that is too much for shouter
he may say Cleveland" if that does not
suit his taste, he may shout "Cleve and
Steve Il really does not matter what
he shouts. we made that ticket for voters
not for shonters
lS cheapening hides, quinme binding
twine and silk the Republicans have
proved that reduction Of the tariff did
not destroy those important industries.
hence the Democrats can afford TO take
bolder position in advocating tariff re
form. The business interests Of tho
country aud the depression of agriculture
demand commercial freedom.
Jusr as the shareholders urged that
the slaves would starve If they were in
hicted with the calamity OF freedom So
the industrial masters urge now, that the
industries viii be destroyed and the
lsborers will starve if they are compelled
TO jog along without assistance from the
tariff yoke which keeps their noses to
the ground
RAT-OFfIce REID and the vassar girls
are the only persons who have a good
word for Vice-President Morton. He was
the most respectable and popular member
Of the administration. but he was moi
loyal to Harrison-he would not use his
influence his time, bis money for the re
nomination Another indication that TIA,
grandson had the never-dying worn
which the grandfather described as cor
rupting the heart Of President VIII,
sought a denomination.
The first vail Of the Republican
papers, whose editors are weak and sensi
tive on the Mckinley scheme for inducin,
prosperity, is that Cleveland's election
threatens the finances with free silver
Tho papers must say something. Thol
vts Do not approve The Mokinley ll
lza the Force bin prsserto discuss some
tang snoro intangible. ltis easier 70
tlc 'geaz supporters oi The Mch.nie.
LII 70 threaten free silver than to iustif.
she Mckinley bill
Norop7 wishes 10 force the rcn VIII
declare that Cleveland cannot carr
New York" which is tantanouut to So,