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Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-05-26
August
Flower

There is a gentle
dyspepsia. man at Malden-on-
the Hudson, N. Y,
named Captain A. @. Pareis, who
has written us letter in which it
IS evident that he has made up his
mind concerning some things, and
this is what he says:
/ have used your preparation
called August Flower in my family
for seven or EIGHT years. 1t is con-
stantly in my house, and we consider
It the best remedy for Indigestion,
and Constipation we
Indigestion. have ever used or
known. My wife Is
troubled with Dyspepsia, and at
times suffers very much after eating.
The August Flower, however, re-
lieves the difficulty. My wife fire.
quently says to me when I am going
to town, We are out
Constipation of August Flower,
and think you had
better get another bottle. am also
troubledwith Indigestion, and when
ever I am, take one or two tea
spoonfuls before eating, for day or
two, and all trouble is removed" o
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-05-26
HOW He snoosoded in Life.

The man with the self satisfied air
had stopped to speak to couple of
men on the street, and when he had
passed one of the men remarked:
There's a man who has come up
in the world rapidly"
"Is he a brilliant mani" asked the
other.
"Well, no; at least no one ever
thought So.
He must be hard worker then" "
"No; he doesn't work any harder
than he has to-.
well, suppose he has a lot of
good hard sense, and that makes him
valuable"
He has never shown any evi.
dences of it"
The second man thought the mat
ter over for moment and then said
"Oh, well, some people have a
faculty of making others think they
are smart men even when they are
not"
He hasn't that to any marked ex-
tent No one considers him a par
ticularly able man"
''What is the secret of his success
thenW
His ability and readiness to say
things rejecting on the work of
others. His only hope is to convince
people that others do poor work. -
Chicago Tribune.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-05-26
SKIN in saving Mahogany.

1t has been found that mahogany
should not be sawed thinner than
twenty-six to the inch, though ooca-
sionally it is sawed thirty to the inch.
The process of saving twenty-six to
the inch is as nice a one as can well
be imagined 1t is a species of sur
gerry that requires a keen instru-
ment, an experienced hand and an
intelligent mind A log worth $l25
in bulk may be sawed so that it shall
sell for five times that sum, or so
that it shall be worth not more than
fifty dollars. New York Sun.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-05-26

A full grown sea otter is from four
to five feet long and perhaps a foot
or more wide. When a hunter Sc
cures one he loosens the hide from
the nose and head and, without cut
ting it lengthwise at all, he pulls the
skin down over the body, the hide
being so elastic that this is not a diff
ficult job. 1t is then stretched over
a smooth board 81 feet long, inches
wide at one end and 10 at the other
end. Each end of this board is
tapered to a point Another board
exactly the same size is then inserted,
and the skin is stretched a foot OF
eighteen inches longer than its orig
inal length.
A third board, half the length of
the other is wedged in and the skin
lightly tackled at the ends to hold it
in place. If any flesh adheres to the
skin it is then cut off, and the hide
is cured and dried in this condition.
In few days it is taken off of the
boards and turned fur side out, whel
it is ready for market. Cor. San
Francisco Chronicle.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-05-26
Why Leap Year?

To the inquiry why the leap years
are so called there appears to be no
satisfactory answer. What connec-
ton, it may be asked and has been
asked, was the year or the added day
supposed to have with a leap or with
leaping9 Were these years regarded
as coming with leaps or bounds, as
contrasted with the steps or PAGES of
other years2 Did days or years leap
over something, or were they them
selves somehow leaped overR All
this seems matter for conjecture,
and there is nothing left for us but
to fall back on the Century Diction-
ary's' statement, THE exact reason
of the name is unknown. Rev.
George Macarthur in St. Nicholas.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-05-26

A recruit in the medical ranks had
been sent forth with instructions tc
initiate the occupants of a couple OF
double deckers in the delights of
properly applied vaccine virus.
Things ran smoothly until he en-.
countered a suspicious Trishwoman,
who dwelt with her shockheaded
children in the lordly heights of the
seventh floor.
The doctor pounced upon the eldest
boy and was preparing to make the
initial scratch. when his mother
stopped him.
'Is it vaccinatin thot isT she
queried.
"Yes, madam, answered the doc
tor.
"Well, it's divil a bit av it yen do
to my bye Dennis. "
"Why. it preserves life and
health
"Go long wild ye. That's what
they told Dooney McCann when his
bye Willie had it two weeks ago."
"WellY"
"They desaved him. Vaccinatin
and all, Willie is dead, Lord rist his
sowlr
What killed hi1iif'
He fell down the back sthairs av
Brogan's tinimint an broke his neck,
an be tn shamrocks of Bally Mul-
hgan, if vaccinatin can't stop things
loil1e that phwat sort av a loife pre-
sar'ver is it7"-New York CONNER
cial Advertiser.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-05-26
EonnomisaI Foreigner.

'HThe thing with which | return
home the most impressed, says an
exceptionally intelligent woman who
has lived abroad for some time, lis
that of the real economy which ex-
lists among Europeans. AT first we
lavish Americans term it parsimony,
and sniff at the accounting for candle
ends in the household of a British
peer or the careful thrift of the Ger
man housewife who binds her bed
blankets with a deep, loosely caught
binding of cheesecloth to preserve
the nap that comes off infinitesimally
from handling in daily bedmaking,
but after awhile we discover that
side by side with this rigid avoidance
of waste and needless expenditure
there are impressive results and gen
erous, handsome outlays.
"They are all skillful, too, in max
ing the most of everything, much
more so than we with the Yankee in
genuity of which we boast--it seems
inherent, not acquired. AT this mo-
ment | think the French peasant
woman can serve for five sous a bet
ter, a more nourishing and appetiz-
ing meal than our scientific kitchens
can put forth for three times that
sum, and this with no disparagement
to the latter. AS a people we seem
to lack the faculty of getting the
most out of the least; that is, the
maximum of comfort out of the min
imum of expenditure, in striking con-
trast to our transatlantic friends. y
Her Point of View in New York
Timps
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-05-26
A High Tunnel.

A remarkable piece of engineering
work is the tunnel of the Parana
Oroya railroad through an Andean
mountain peak at Galera, Peru. 1t
is at an elevation of 800 feet above
the perpetual snow line, and is 8, ,S47
feet long, 1t is the highest railroad
tunnel in the world, and is located
in the highest inhabited region in the
world. The town of Galera is Is, 635
feet above the sea level, nearly /, 500
feet higher than the hotel on the top
of Pixies peak. Philadelphia Ledger.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-05-26
Good Lacks.

Good looks are more than skin
deep, depending upon q healthy
condition Of all the vital organs. If
the liver is inactive, you have Il
Bilious Look, il your stomach be dis
ordered you have Dyspeptie Look
and If your Kidneys be effected you
have Pinched Look. Secure good
health and you will have good looks.
Electric Bitters is the great Alternative
and Tonic acts directly on these vi.
tai organs. Cures pimples, blotches
boils, and gives a good complexion.
Sold at Danl J, Fy's Druggist
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-05-26
TO slay or To b. Slain. Which .

10 attract the dragon OF diseRseaud ami
hliate him before his deadly talons g,oa,
or 10 allow himto attain dangerous natur,
lty ana destroy us-that 4 tho question Of
paramonl Importance 10 all afflicted with
Of the kidneys and bladder are OF the 6,tal
order II unrestrained at the outsat. Their
growth Is rapid, their culminatiOn death
brights disease, ordinary nephritls d,a
preston Of the secretion, cannot he ta1n.
pered with or disregarded safel7. Hostel.
teTs stomach Bitiers Is a superb denura.
tive tonic, giving the due impulse, without
eAoitatlon 70 the renal organs besidcs
stFengtheningan ana reg ulatir Z them In coo1.
mon with the rest of lbe system. IN M.
fuses. too, Ntgor and regularity into me
stomach, bowels and liver, sncee..sfullV
1counteracts malaria and Thounat snl- AND
I ~ preemlnently nue. tonic for The aSet
A1ee enieeoled ana The eonyalesoent.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-05-26
cAaesses TO BE AVOIDED.

A Visitor to the lion Learns Some
Things He Did Not Know Before.
Eyes, he's friendly old chap, y
said the lion J eper. He was born
in captivity at Barnun's headquar-
ters in Bridgeport, Conn, and he'll
let even a stranger scratch him be-
hind the ears"
The stranger tried the experiment
cautiously, and the lion seemed
pleased.
Now, he'll lick your hand for
thanks, if you like" added the keep
er. Don't be afraid; his teeth are
nearly all gone, anyway"
The stranger put his hand through
the bars again, and at the keepers
word of command the well trained
lion gave it a gentle lick with his
tongue.
Wow Great Scottr exclaimed
the owner of the hand, as he jerked
it out and looked at it ruefully. If a
piece of sandpaper had been applied
to it vigorously it would have looked
and felt about the same. Lost his
teeth, did you say2 His tongue is
covered with them"
"Well," said the keeper, with a
good natured grin at the success of
his practical joke, you're just about
right. A lions tongue is covered
with strong horny little hooks-pap-
pille is the scientific name for them
and they all point backward.
When he licks hard he can scrape the
meat and cartilage off the bones of
a tough horse quicker than you could
with a sharp knife"
II suppose you have to feed lion
as old as this one on what the others
would regard as dainties3" said the
visitor.
NO" answered the keeper, las a
general thing lion won't eat at all
OF he'll eat anything in the fresh
meat line. The whole cat tribe has
a low sense of taste. You have often
seen a cat lick herself, haven't your
She gets handfuls of hair in her
mouth without minding it at all.
Consider what discomfort one hair
produces in the mouth of human
being whose sense of taste is deli
cate"
'"This old fellows claws are pretty
well worn down, said the visitor. II
suppose by constant use on the floor
and walls of his cage"
HE has one claw not worn down
at ALL" answered the keeper, but
I'll bet you can't detect it"
The visitor looked at all the paws
and could see nothing but well worn
claws Where is itR' he asked.
"At the end of the tail, said the
keeper.
''Oh, now," remarked the visitor;
mo more jokes on me today, thank
you"
The keeper put his hand between
the bars, caught the patient ex-mon-
arch of the forest by the tail and
showed the visitor sort of horny
hook concealed among the long hairs
at the end of it. What use it serves
there, he added, 'naturalists don't
know, l believe. Some say he uses
it to lash himself into a rage. Next
time you look at any books on Nine
veh, notice how the old Assyrians
exaggerated this hook on the tails of
lions carved upon their funny old
marbles. New York Tribune.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-05-26
burglar Proof

An old maids so much afraid of
robbers that she strews pepper under
the bed every time she retires for the
night. When questioned on the sub
ject, she said;
Any scamp attempting to hide
there will betray himself through
having TO sneeze. -Avondpost.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-05-26
why Negroes Can Rsar nsnt.

The function of a negro's black
skin is supposed to be the conversion
of the suns light into heat. The heat
thus generated remains in the skin
and does not penetrate to the deeper
tissues. Being thus provided with a
sun proof armor, the negro can stand
an amount of heat that would be
fatal to white man and run little
or no risk of sunstroke st. Louis
ReDublic.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-05-26
Gold in Brazil.

Brazil, which only a century ago
was the richest of gold producing
countries, has now ceased to be large
ly productive, The total output of
the metal from that part of the world
from the end of the Sixteenth cen
tury until now is estimated at $780,
O0O, 900. Washington Star.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-05-26

An Austrian chemist is reported to
have solved the problem of water
proofing leather by cheap and eff
cient method He employs a solu-
ton of fifteen parts of gelatine and
five parts of bichromate of potash
dissolved in 200 parts of water. I'M
pregnating the leather with this so
luton causes the albumen to coagu-
late in the pores. New York Jour
nal
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-05-26
Just So,

"Oh," she sighed, what lovely
sleigh rides we had when you used
to drive with one hand wish they
could have lasted all summerp
Wen have them again, he said
tenderly as he looked giddily into the
dangerous depths of her lovely eyes
"You know, dear, to borrow poets
simile, it's always sleighing sum
mer' And then the beating of their
own hearts was all the sound they
heard. Detroit Free Press.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-05-26
The Diderenee.

There are BARRIERS in India whose
touch is so light that they can shave
you while asleep There arc men in
this country who can skin you be-
fore you find it out, whila you are
wide awake. RAMS Horn.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-05-26

lie Richau's Golden Balsam No. 1
Cures Chancres, first and second stages
Sores on the Legs and Bedy; Sore Ears
Eyes, Nose, etc, Copper-colored Blotches
Syphilitic Catarrh, diseased Scalp. ard ali
primary forms OF the disease known A,
syphilis. Price, S5 90 per Bottle.
lie Hichau's Golden Balsam No, Z
Cures-Tertiaryi Mercural Syphilitic Rheu
matism, Pains in the Bones, Pains in tho
Head, back Of the Neck, liberated sors
Throat, syphilltie Rash, tumps and con-
traeted Cords, Stiffness OF the Limbs, and
eradieates all disease from the system
whether caused by indiscretion or abust
o Mercury, leaving the blood pure ano
healthy. Price SIS 90 per BottIs,
Ise hichau's Golden spanish Anti.
dote for the cure Of Gonorrh@a. Gleet
Irritation Gravel, and all Urinary or Geni'
al disarrangemsnts. Price 81 so per
ss Riehau's Golden spanish I'm,
1eettOns for severe cases OF Gonorrhra.
lnfiammatory elect Strictures,&e. Price
II 80 per Bottle.
10 Aiehau's Golden Ointment
for the effective healing Of Syphilitic Sore
and eruptions. Price 81 90 per HOx.
Se Rtehau's Golden Piils-Nerv,
and Brain treatment; loss Of physical pow
sI. excess or Over-work, ProstrAtion, etc
Price % 90 per Boxs
Tonic and Nervine,
sent everywhere. Q. O D. securely packed
The RICHARDS DRUG CO., Aueuts
zoe 4 SII EEARKRT sT.,
oaA KrAnoASoo, o.
AsSaAns eEuS Vnns
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-05-26
UnfortunAte Bridget.

Bridget is engaged to the post
man." said Mrs. Bronson; but it
can't last Bridget breaks everything
she goes near. ."-Harper's Bazaar.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-05-26
The YAnUlNA ROUTE.
OREGON PACIFIC RAILROAD

And Oregon Development conlpany'R
steamship line. 225 miles shorter, 20 hours
less time than by any otheI route First
class through passenger and freight line
from Portland and all points in the vii
annette valley TO and from san Francisco
TIME SCHEDULE, Except sundaysJ.
Leave Albany loo 4 M
Leave Corvallis i:4t 4
Arrive 1aQuina 5:'p l. N
Leave faqutna b:45 A NJ
Leave Corvallis lO35 A N
Arrive Albany Il:lO A N
o. a C. trains connect at Albany and
Corvallis.
The above trains connect at YAQUINA
with the Oregon Development Cos Lin
II Steamships between Yanuina aud TIA
Francisco
N. B.-Passengers from Portland and al
Willamette Valley points can make close
connection with the trains OF the
fAQU1NA ROUTE At Albany or Corvallis
ana VI destined to san Francisco, should
arrange 20 arrive at Yaquina the evening
before date OF sailing.
Passenger and Freight Rates Always tbe
LoMesl. For information apply u Messrs
HUFFMAN a Co., Freight and Ticket
Agents 30 and 22 Front St. Portland, or.
&C. HOGUE Act GenI Fri. a
Pass. AgL, Oregon Pacific X. X. o..
Corvallis, or
@ h. HAsWFLL, Jr. 0en1 Fri; q
Fasa. Agt. Oregon DeVelopment
Oo.' 80 Montgomery st.il
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-05-26
Columbia Poultry Yards,
}. M. BRENrs, Manager.
Lock Box 1910. Seattle. Wash

Breeders OF Thoroughbred Poultry OF fol-
lowing varieties;
y. q White Ieghorns, 3. @. Brown Leg
horns. White Plymouth Rocks, barred
Plymouth Rocks, Pit Games, bleck Lang
shans Light Brahamas, Hun cochins,
Partridge c0chins. .aronze Turkeys.
efnc iQr Circular aud PriQo List
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-05-26

ID j, LARSEN Il CO., Manufacture of ali
i kinds OF vehicles. Repairing a special
ty, shop 4h state street.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-05-26

tions north of Roseburg, East Portlano
Oregon City, Woodburn, salem, Albany
Tangent, Shedds, Halsey, Harrisburg
junction City, Irving and Eugene.
RosEBURG MALL DAILY,
The state herald., 1892-07-22

Fsred Just right
:.tttsr. Stomach, aud Bowels, by
DR.. Pierce's f!ttsaht Pellets. They
do it in just the right Way, too
by using Natures own methods
That's why they're better than tho
dreadful, old fashioned pills, with
their gripping and violence.
But they're better in every way.
III size, for instance, and dose.
They're the smallest and the cas-
lest to take J; only one little Pellet
is needed for gentle laxative
three for cathartic. They cleanse
and regulate the system thoroughly
but It's done easily and naturally.
Sick Headache, Bilious Headache.
Constipation, Indigestion, Bilious
Attacks, ard oil arrangements of
the Liver, Stomach and Bowels arc
prevented, relieved, and citfed'
They're the cheapest pill you cad
buy, for they're guaranteed to give
satisfaction, or your money is re-
turned. You pay only for value
received.
Something else, tina. pays the
dealer better, may be offered ~
"jus. as good" Perhaps it is, for
hint but it can't lie, for you
The state herald., 1892-07-22

A strange but true snake story comes from
Sierre Madre. A little girl whose mother re-
sides at that place saw n large snake while
playing near the house, and, being pleased
with It's appearance, she followed II through
the grass trying toge, hold Of II, Two faith
full dogs belonging to the family saw the
snake also, aud, running after It, got ahead
Of the little girl In the ehsse and pounccd
upon the snake. An alarmed rattle, two quick
strokes and the doss ran yelping back while
the little tot, who had witnessed the cncoun.
ter, concluded that the gliding serpent was
not ms pretty ma II had first appeared. When
the mother, who happened To be absent re-
turned home that evening and found two dead
dogs In her dooryard and her little daughter
fast and safely asleep IN bed II may he taken
for granted that prayer Of gratitude went
up from her heart at the fortunate escape 81
the little onc.-Pdsadsna Star.
The state herald., 1892-07-22

Il Is stated that one OF the most effective
means OF protecting a ship In these days Of
torpedos (thc grouping together Of number
Of stationary search lights, each illuminating
its own section 20 that the ship Ia surrounded
by an unbrokcn circle Of Light Ia 10 DO
adopted In the new American warships. This
has been suggested by very pronounced de-
feet In the usual search.ligh, practice. In
order 10 Afford sufficient time for careful
examination Of the waters surface at points
removed from the ship the beam Of light must
he rcvolyod very slowly and hence during u
great portion Of the time any particular sec.
tion OF the water Is left In darkness. As II
take, vaiy i've minutes for torpedo boat Ia
run n distance ~ two miles, II will be seen
that the conditions are all In favor II the at.
lacking force, Before the revolution Of the
soafch-iigbt IL completed there !. plenty oi
time for the torpedo boat to run up and dis.
charge her deadly weapons. -Nor rort 7,l,.
grdui
The state herald., 1892-07-22

q, n C. Merriam Co having won their suit
against the Texas sf,lngs Co 81 New York,
for Offering 10 year. old reprint Of the cdi.
ton Of webster's Unabridged rs premium for
subscriber. for their paper, arr dcyoilng their
attention Ia several other suits ~ Ike nature
now In the eonris,-1ho Topeka Capital Go.
u Topeka, Kansas, being one u tho latest
They claim they nrr compelled 10 do thl. IN
justice alike 10 the public and 10 themselves
and have therefore given directions 10 their
attorney 10 prosecute In every ease whrrr n
publisher makes use Of misleading announce.
tusbta
The state herald., 1892-07-22
HE JUMPED OFF THE THRONE.
The RaJHh Of sikkim Encountered = snow
Storm and Came to Grief.

= ~ 81 . - al Inn 49,
storm and cam, Il. GRIEF
The Rninh Of sikkim ova. po,i,lc.,
allepInnee IN the uoverr,nert of India
but bi, hear, ia with The Grand lama
of Thibe, according 10 Tho New YorL
sun and be /. anding I, exceedjno,v
dif,lcult 10 seryc two mns,or. hi,
little country IA ;r., nor,h n, R.rn.,
and Everest tho Iof,i,st .um mi, In Tho
vorld ovcrIooLs Tho Ra,,h,. do,r.in
nm Inc west A fow mon,b. moo IN.
Ra,nh decided Inn, be won, Inv. "a.
In,ion. with tho Indian govornmon,
no longer and ma he could mo, iooson
Us crnsn On bis ,i,,,s comn,r, ho a..
cid.a 10 run awav JJa nackaS his
treasures and win nj har.,n nnd
children az, M, Tor Tbih.t in,anaino
IN abandon his co,n,rv for.yer M.
Ind No, oons far nm hi. w,y hcfore n
,orr,h,. .now .,or, Gi,od Oh. ,nnnn,.,a
y.,,.ys r.nder.a ,ha na.s.. ai,nas,
,mn,.s,bIa ma covered IN. Loft
summI,s with N ,bIct mantle N.
nnshod m With h,s ,rai, %, ..,n.,. TO-
naar,y tor,niah, ,vhna ,ha 80.
$50, al .hi,s.an =, 81 10
were su,yoring ,orrIh,v from .o,d
Then the car,ei driver. J.ciinea 70 ao
a.. ,,r,sar q. ~ d,...,io. -, ~, ~ y"
Th,v .aid IN, 70 a,,a,nn, ,h,, nnssa.
,n ~, J,r,o,,n, wa,Id ha no.r,. ,s
49," ~ ." s.,s ,T,., h.a 10 | "
,ba ave With which ,he, ras.ra"a ~ !,
pni.h tormar,v las .o,s.danasas
rnisr ana No, .oeu IN ,hem IN ho 49,.
~. -. n.dina.. ,na.,.,. Wy
To- sn,,. ~, hIs u,ahaaa.,. ,.,
,,a. ,uraaa g. ~. -, a.s r'.'sss
y 49,. ~ "" ~. 80 10"
The state herald., 1892-07-22

Last year the queens trip to Greece coa
her fio,ooo. and II was estimated that N,
llycrcs expedition would have been accom-
plshcd for nbou, the zane amount, III,
queens visit 10 Darnsindi, however, involved
40 much additional expense that her males
,y's outlay In connection with her coniipen,
tai tour will be nearly fib,ooo, which Il III,
largest sum that has so far been expended on
one Of these trips, except In isss, when Nh,
queen went To Floroncr aud then visited Der
lin on her way home, london Truth
The state herald., 1892-07-22
German
/ Syrup

SIMPLY state thatII am Druggist
and Postmaster here and am there
fore in a position to judge. have
tried many Cough Syrups but for
ten years past have found nothing
equal to Boschee's German Syrup.
l have given it to my baby for Group
with the most satisfactory results.
Every mother should have it. ]. H.
HOBBS, Druggist and Postmaster,
Moffat, Texas. We present facts,
living facts, of to-day Boschec's
German Syrup gives strength to the
body. Take no substitute. @
The state herald., 1892-07-22

Col Gorchuntsr--Ab my dear
Miss Pinkorly this Is nm unexpected
pleasure. 10 bRvo you alone for n few
momcnta Wouldn't you like 10 hear
how got through tho cnsmy'r lines
Mt Chattanooga
Miss pinkorly-i can easily iping.
ino colonel. You probably bored
your way through New York Sun.