New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-08-31
A BAD BREAK.


ABAD BREAK.
without her love true bliss seemed far.
Life dismal,
My yearnings for the maid were par.
Oxysmal.
My fondness whispered me Of Joy
Eternal
II we loves magic could employ
Diurnal
And yet was by bashful mood
Embarrassed,
BY fear that she would count me rude
Quite harassed,
Tho when she told me 1t would brew
No GOODNESS
II I should serenade grew
In holiness,
And poured my passion out In 20.
Cal pillows;
Alas She snored on rich and snow.
Thus twas that Ri' While my votive arts
Did Jingle,
She broke her PROMISE my parts
Larynghal.
"The Boston Transcript thinks that David =.
Hi Is Pecks bad boy.
"rm sure Id give satisfaction said the man whs
wanted place Ice wagon. i've got record
a Splinter, mister.'
What has that tv do with your APPLICATION
why could get from the wagon TO the front doos
before the Ice mets, every time. "-tWashlngon STAR
A Chicopee, Mass, man, who has Just died at the
age OF seventy five, boast that he never voted.
could read write. and that he never rode on Q
railroad.
The child is taught at school that a dozen means
twelve every time, but WHEEL. the child grows into y
he finds that dozen Is a very elastic term.
news agents in many parts OF the world. In some
sections dozen OF nsh means twenty six. and there
10 80 to the earGenware trade. Here the 81. ana
ana In jugs bowls. plates and 50 on there are two.
iosr sG or more 70 the dozen dOi ,en com
the Wholesale pottery trade and result there are
few cerkshlps difficult TO hold than In this line.
tried the work once and failed ANONYMOUSLY. 10
have TO ind the cost OF 500 articles at much
Dozen when that dozen may mean anything. is a very
That Is easy then, have been told, though never
got used to 1t sufficiently to know Of my own knowl
cdge.--St. Loui sGlobe Democrat.
letter written By foreigner to some one In Jag.
jago" sent TO Chicago, its proper destination.
The Fair officials received other letters addressed
TO Hlpago Jajijo schecchacho, Hkaio. Cbachicho and
zizazo. In fact, $50 ways Of spelling the name Of
the city have already been noted on list which will
he put OH exhibition
why maynt go to the theatre with you,
and yon couldn't understand IT. Isn't ii M
what they nonr We're ia Mi about You don't
'boni either but You makes 90 to church."~Good
News.
A letter was recently received at English post
ofrcc with the following queer address:
" To the Manager OF the public House with Walkers
Sign up Corner Of the Fair grounds and the stables
ut the back OF the house and last Oh istmas Mr.
Daviss Switchback stood close to the house W0lver
hampton"
In another Instance the following was the address:
Dear S--May ! ask You TO be- good enough to let
Of your carriers take the enclosed y0st card to
my nephew lie Is young man. believe, will
known In your town. but whose address I forget III
ever knew iU. He walks lame owing to q cork leg
and also has q bright. projecting set OF teeth. !
think he Is assistant ut VI your best
jewellers
Hoping this will not trouble you too much.
al am. dear SIR. yours, etc.
a family OF Marinette. Mch having run ont Of
Names have called the latest arrival "1hiv,eenth.'
Upin New Hampshire village Is landlord who will
succeed II cleverness Is OF any avail. By Of
Ills experiences rs a ventriloquist he conveyed tile
notion To his guests that he had "a regular staff Of
servants and a chef beside When the host took the
patrons order for eggs on toast he called II out In
deep bass voice. then stepping out into the hall no
sent II In voice Of moderate pitch and evoked
response from the supposttious chef in alsettOTroy
Times.
Tammany Hall seems to be the Iron Hall Of politics.
livingston Freeman.
Not so many years ago. 1t might appropriately have
been called the steal Hail.