New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-07-24

~ '' -tChicago News Record.
In payment Of a wager. the other day fool nance
J. W. Carter. Of Cairo. H.. crawlel through sewer
only sixteen inches In diameter and 100 feet long.
,t,r n plessc-TIe till. slim man with spectacles
and shaggy hair. who had been fishing from pier N
The ncicHHorood Of Jackson Park threw his srhg o,
a.h back INTO the LAKE, put away his rod and line ana
'"' Eton h ssh down here he mnt.rrd ',yasoy
Ard no shook hi, lis, IN the direction Il t'lc Al
minisra,ion Binding ard walked rapidly toward an
anti syndcate steamer that was "h'uins i'' p"''S"
GeIS.-(Chicago Tribune
II Is "a hat Idaho * the only state In the Union
who,o name is not satisfactorily accounted for But
that is Of lc Importance in view OF The fact that
u. presence is satisfactorily accounted for.
4 Fall River Oinss., baker wcently received an
order 10 make pie weighing 1000 pounds The pc
zoo rounds Of f1wl and 200 pounds Of potatoes. one
barre. Of -four waS u'ed TO make I.e cttst, ING me
TWO f.ct deep and II was sufficient 10 serve 1000
pcopl..-(Phhdelphia Ledger
Saws "1Tc London Globe "The readers ~ tho
religious tales which published few years az,
with the nom de euerrc OF a. l.. q. h. Will be sorry
70 hear that accordrg 70 recent n"ws their aDthor
* seriously i'll. a l.. o. e. tMLsS sarah Tucker Is
,corlv sIxv wears of age. she went 10 India tor
u,ss,onorv work after she had passed fifty ard Is
non surprising that she should uaer from the climate
TIE only wonder indeed. is that person going Que
so late In l.to should have escaped SO long
to saingrns was cal ne vs a, re sose
ing him nm Il tho parents came down
DO you 20 fsM'' p t'9aTet the yon0gster
who bad ghsrd NJ s i,21ns no nor S sns msS
DO You carry your halt IN Jug HE pap" does J.
was the nG qnGS@ and Mn i" ,@p ,nt S e Hf
i SUoSencc lighting ap his genial OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Free Press.
The Bishop Of London has raised small tempest IN
small teapot by appointing diocesan lay-readers
with the right to preach In parish churches" some OF
the clergy think that the innovation will lower ths
dignity OF the cloth.
TIE METHOD ~ IT.
We wore payin qret game Of draw
Muggns an tue an Looney Ben.
Ouecre 4 old chap You ever saw.
Accident once, an fits since then)
stra;sm enough though, when 5 head was rish',
But sSeery, you bct Wnen VI, sp.S . ss.''s AZ
As the hands were dealt and he cards were drawn
Iuclrv old Muev.rs rad N0n lot;
WAS easy-thc loss Ben'-.
Nu' had lust opened Z lis Jackpot,
And had hlled on pal: Of tens.
When all of a sudden Ben gave yel
That aftfd our nar ana , rsra TIE ,o sweat'
For Ben had a OF. an We left. YOU bet
pe.erad like cownrd~ an left poor Ben
Flew through the window an took the sash
rSeon Ben '% nsS 5Of s % a"r M an oS en he cash
"1Ailert BiSclow Paine in Kansas City star.
~ "rhc Churchmar,- Western PRIEST advertises
for summer supply work In the East. And 10
guarantees to keep the congregation awake on the
hott est summer day This sounds like big thing
TO do until you remember that few industrious
flies could do us much
Finn. Toratlo -Mannfnctnrcr-whst are We
going TO do our rivals have iust voted 70 spend
100000 in advertising that their baking powder does
not contain particle oil alum. s,oo ooo
IN advertising that is the only baking powder In
the market In which alum Is all ingredient.-,somer
Vile Journal.
Denver paper relates an amusing episode In the
recent visit OF Presbyterian clergyman In that city,
ono day on the stree, he thought II would be fns
thing to shoot his Kodak Mt Utc sQuaw but when
the squaw saw tho kodak pointed toward her sho
thought she being bcwltched. and pulling largo
kDifo from under her dress, she made desperate
lcnge for the dominic. lie saw what coming.
and dropped TIE kodak In lbs fright, and made ves2
undlgnifed dive for the other side OF the street. To
squaw captured the witch instrument. and after -
mollshing 1t. replaced her knife with satisfactory
srunt and marched triumphantly away.
THE HAMMOCK GIRL.
The days arc warm, with scent OF fruits and nowen
The air IS laden
And in the hammock through the sunny hours
Now dreams the maidcn
sometimes size with a pout and frown awalS
From dreams ambitious
To grumble at the noise her mother makes
While washing dishes.
-(Sumner ORR uuzcVc'
Tho descendants OF Governor Thomas Dudley o.
Massachusetts, 70 hold family reunion IN toston
on october IL next. Those Of the descendants VINO
propose going may signify the 10 Dean Dudley,
OF Wakefield. Mass, who has spent forty years IN
tracing the lineage OF the family
Iaron-Then the obstnpeous bes@r whom yoa
turned ont o. doors was coar'e and aoisivef -.
valet-Abusive, my lord He might have ooe4
your LordsMp hiinself.-Crlt DTS.