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Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1892-08-25
CHAPTER TX.

Pursuant to his orders. Major Berrien,
with his battalion Of the Twelfth, had
been scouting the open country that lay
to the northeastward Of the cantonment.
SO alarming had the situation become,
so significant il not actually defiant
was the manner of the Indians whose
lodges were pitched all over the prairie
Herald and news. [volume] (West Randolph, Vt.) 1878-1943, 1892-08-25

FoR SALE.-One of the most desirable
corner lots IN town at bargain L. r.
THAYER. Also two desirable small houses
in good locations. Either will be sold at
a big bargain.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1892-03-08

of Maine showed an increase of 30
while Indiana increased but Z!
Massachusetts, sc, Iowa -, Nex
Hampshire 50, South Carolina a de.
cre.se of l 3-lOO per cent.
The national bank circulation ha:
one hundred and seventy-two millions
outstanding.
OF this fabulous sum the SIX New
EDgl,nd States own fifty-eight pei
cent, while the nine agricultural
states before referred to have but thi,-
ty per cent.
Rhode Island, with population Of
even less than st. Louis, has a circu-
lation of SIS per capita. while Mis-
souri,, with her nearly three millions,
has 80 cents.
The speaker then took up the tariff.
showing how it was res; onsible for
these evils. Referring to the wide
spread desire to organize new parties,
Mr.. Stone said while it was merely an
expression of discomfort, yet if the
agricultural classes would but cling
to the grand old democratic party
they would see the day when their
fondest hopes would be realized.
And again talking along the line OF
the designing tricks exercised by DEM
sgogues who induced the farmers TO
dese,t the peoples party, the speaker
embodied principle in single illus
tration. Omitting the name of a self
constituted, if conspicuous politician,
who played the great Mogul at the
recent meeting in st. Louis, Mr..
Stone said: "rhat fellow reminds me
of my neighbor whose wife rad been
want to extract the tactical frid at
the dairy. The good wife became
sick one day, however, and the hus
band had to pail the COW himself.
He got the bucket and advanced
to the animal. cooling pettingly
when ln. no sooner had he touched the
snimals teat than she bawIed pite-
ously. leaped high in air, kicked the
green milkman with all four feet and
fed in wild dismay. The husband
spoke not word until he reached his
wite's bedside, when lifting up his
voice he said in deepest earnest:
"Well, wife, that animal can bawl
louder, hick haruer, leap higher and
give less milk than any damn COW l
ever seen in my life.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1892-03-08
RENENYPS MISTAKE
And the Consequent Embarrass.
ment Accruing to a Re-
porter.

EudOuard r menyi enjoys a joke.
Accompanied by his manager this
morning the great musician entered
the post Office aud just as he was max.
ing bis exit BAzoo reporter arr stsd
him with -''Pardon me sir, but / am
a reporter and would like to interview
you for a few minutes"
Without locking up from the letter
he was absorbed in reading, the fid.
der remarked to his manager in
broken English: elf i'm a queorta,
eff i'm a 9ueOrta
The dumbfounded reporter WIS I'M
able to understand the meaning of the
remark till The man whom Remenyi
addressed reached bis hand in his
pocket and extended piece of silver
to him.
What does that mean?" exclaimed
the enraged newsmonger.
didn't you ask for a quarter ?"
replied the manager nsively.
Then the situation dawned full and
fair with stunning force upon the be-
wildered reporters mind-he had
been taken for an object Of charity
-Remenyi thought he was begging
Recovering from bis CONSERVATION
the quill shower FASTENED to explain,
when DO sooner had Remenyi realized
his mistake than he burst forth in q
fit OF laughter that made the whole
block resound with ri.ioility.
"Oh, my dear, dear sir said he
apologeticaily, between floods of laugh
ter, 81 understood you to Say you
wanted quarter"
The reporter spake not another
word, but sneaked up the alley hard
by anu entered his Office from the
back door.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1892-03-08
Little Things That Tell.

1t is the little things that tell-littie
brothers for instance, who hide away
in the parlor while sister entertains
her beau, etc. DR. Pierce's Pleasant
Pellets are little things that tell. They
tell on the liver and tone up the sys-
tenn. So small and yet 80 eHectual
they are rapidly supplanting the old
style pill. An infalliible remedy for
Sick and Bilious Headaches, Bilious
ness and Constipation. Put up in
walls convenient to carry. Their use
attended with no discomfort,
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1892-03-08
A SOUND LIVER MAKEsiA WELL
MAN

Are you Bilious, Constipated or troubled
with Jaundice. Sick Headache, Bad Taste
in Mouth, Foul Breath, Coated Tongue,
Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Hot Dry Skin,
Pain in Back and between the Shoulders,
Chills and Fever, &c. Ii you have any of
these symptoms, your liver is out of order
and your blood is slowly being poisoned,
because your liver does not act properly.
HERBINE will cure any disorder Of the
liver, stomach or bowels. 1t has no equal
q liver medicine. Price rs cents. For
sale BY Oyentreet and Williams
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1892-03-08
Pitchers Castoria.
Children CRY for
CHARLES SHELLY HUGHES
Summoned to Appear in Court
at st. Louis as the Defend
ant i'm q Divorce Suit.

/ The following communication ex
pains itself:
ST. LOUIS, FEB. 90, 1892.
Hon Ellis z. Smith,
SHERIFF PETTIs Co., Mo.
DEAR SIR Enclosed you will find
petition and summons in the case of
Mollie H. Hughes VS.. Charles Shelly
Hughes. Please serve Immediately
the copy upon the defendant who is,
we understand, in the Sedalia jail
serving a sentence of court upon a
charge of bigamy. Please return the
papers to us properly served as soon
as possible, with expense bill enclosed.
Respectfully,
MARTIN IL Bass.
In her petition the plant fl alleges
that she was married to the
said Charles Shelly Hughes on
the 18th day OF April 1891, in
the city of Sedslia. Missouri, that she
continued to live with the defendant
as his wife until the 18Th of April
1891. During this time she AYERS
that she demeAned herself faithfully
and fully discharged all her duties as
a wife, treating him always with kind
ness and affection, But the said de-
PENDANT wholly disregarded his duties
as husband snd at the time of the
aforesaid bad a wife then
living. Plaintiff then alleges for fur
ther ground of action that defendant
has been convicted of felony, III It he
has been convicted of the crime and
is serving his sentence for the crime.
The readers of the BAzoo will re-
that Hughes was released
from jail last Saturday week ago
and has since remained in Sedalla,
beiug employed at type setting.
Plaintiff further states that in con-
sideralion of these circumstances, she
therefore prays to be divorced from
the bonds of matrimony contracted
as aforesaid with the defendant, and
for the restoration of her maiden
name, Matte A. Borngesser, and such
other orders and judgments touching
he premises as may be just and prop |
sr.
Hughes will make no defense, and
Is matter of course the defendant
will realize her petition.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1892-03-08
A DOCTOR SHOULD BE A COOK.
The Frying Pan Often Undoes All He
Accompanies for His Patient.

Accompanies for His Patient.
In some parts Of Europe the i'm
preston prevails that a physicians
training is not complete until he has
become an expert in cooking. and the
idea is not a bad one. says DR.. Oh
msnn-Dumeusil in the St Louis Globe
Democrat At one OF the colleges in
which studied the policy was much
favored. and there were lectures on
how to prepare food to suit the differ
ent constitutions. Every one admits
nowadays that bad cooking. and espec-
tally the indiscrimate use of the irving
pan. is one of the commOnest causes
of dyspepsia, and many time doc
tor will go on describing remedies
without effect simply because the
cook is undoing all the good he effects
by calling upon the weak stomach to
do what 1t cannot possibly perform.
There are very few articles of food
that must be absolutely banished from
the invalid's room. the exceptions be-
ing chiefly immature meats; and when
ali doctors learn how to cook rs well
as how 10 prescribe this fact will be
generally admitted.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1892-03-08
THE RAILROADS.
GOING ACROSS THE RIVER.

Kansas City. NO., March st was
reported here yesterday on excellent
authority that the Atchison' Topeka,
and Santa Fe car shops at Fort
Madison, TO-. and the m ,chine shops
at Topeka, Kan, wonld be removed
to Argentine, Kan, across the Kaw
from this city, at q very early date
The Santa Fe recently acquired ten
acres of ground adjoining present
occupied holdings in Argentine, and
upon this property the cite Of q new
building 35OxS0 feet in Dimensions
and intended to accommodate the
new machine shops has been slaked
out.
THE KANSAS RATE TROUBLE.
Chicago, March,, 3.-When the
managers of the Western Traffic
Association reconvered to-day the
trouble over sugar rates to Kansas
points was quickly settled. The
Atchlson and the Missouri Pacific
the only lines that had held out
against Chairman Midgley's ruling
agreed to withdraw the unauthorized
tariff, and a brief resolution to that
effect was adopted. This was sll
that was demanded by the complain
ing roads east of the Missouri River
and they were satisfied. 1t does not
matter to them what the outcome of
the fight between the Kansas lines
and the Kansas Railroad Commission
ers may be. They have refused to
bear any portion Of the burden i'm
posed on the Kansas lines by the
Staete Authorities, and there their
interest ends.
A meeting of the Transmissouri
Association will be held at Kansas
City to-day, when il will be decided
the original or the commit
,e's reduction on fifth-class rates in
Kansas shall be obeyed or contested.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1892-03-08
-,John Miller third or

John Miller, third governor of
the state of Missouri, who served in
that capacity for seven years, was
colonel Of the United States infantry
in the war of 1912. James Miller
first territorial governor Of Arkansas
was q colonel in the same war-the
"Iil Try Miller of Lundy's Lane,
Each Governor Miller had county
named in his honor.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1892-03-08
WHAT IS YOUR SUPERSTITION?
Funny Things Many People Think They
Mus, DO to Succeed.

Must DO to succeed.
The mistress OF a fashionable up
town boarding house. says the h. c.
Journal. confessed the other evening
that she always put on her right stock
ing and shoe first in dressing herself
in the morning. To fail in following
this order. she believed. would depleie
her establishment and bring about risk
OF bankruptcy. OF course you think
its foolish" she said to the people in
her parlor but whenever have for
gotten to do that something always
happens. Either my best boarlers
leave or the cook goes off on a spree.
or the dinner is spoiled or a myriad of
annoyances occur"
We'll, there may be something in
these things after all" remarked a
man who has an Office on Whitehall
street. Il know myself that l have
better luck If when climbing stairs
during the day start so that my right
foot reaches the top step. When get
near the top il see that my left foot
would come first on the last step skip
a step. so as to bring the right for
ward. That means to me that | will
succeed in the OF. ect am after at the
time, but that | will have some diff
Guilty in doing so. II l should neglect
It the chances are dead against me-
The fat boarder said: My pet su-
perstition is small. but it is potent.
When l sit down to dincer | never
fail to put 4 pinch OF salt in my drink
ing glass and then swallow some water
from it There's always trouble for
me il don't. If it's not fit of sick
ness I'm sure TO be robbed or fall
down stairs, or some other misfortune
happens
The doctor surprised the company
by solemnly declaring that a gold ring
in the shape Of coiled snake. with
diamond eyes. that had been given
him by a young lady. was a veritable
hoodoo. when first got the ring, ="
he said, Il used TO wear it when on
my rounds. My failures became
alarming. Two patients whose all
ments were not necessarily dangerous
died suddenly on my hands and was
puzzled. for in each case the last visit
1 paid discovered them dong well. A
wealthy patient on Forty-eighth street
who. when l was called. had only a
slight cold, developed pneumonia, and
if / had not summoned a brother
physician to aid me l firmly believe
he would have died.
Parnell is absurdiy superstitious re-
garding the color green. and in fact
nearly all his family have the same
idea On one occasion friend pre-
sented him with handsome pin set
with large emerald. He would not
even touch it although he thanked
his friend. He once told Patrick Egan
that he believed If the national color
of Ireland was changed from green TO
blue that country would soon become
an independent nation. and that the
cause would never be successful while
its adherents held TO the green EN-.
blem- The ancient national color OF
ireland was blue but was changed to
green to signify the union of Orange
men and Catholics, the blending of
blue and orange producing green.
The story has been told among some
OF Parnelrs friends that Mrs. u Shea's
jewel casket contained an emerald
ring.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1892-03-08
HEADEND COLLISION.

The south bound NJ, X. & T. was
something like two hours late this
morning as the result of a wreck
which occurred in Illinois last night.
Further than that no lives we're lost
and that the accident was head.end
collision between two freights on the
c. B. 4 G. No particulars could be
learned.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1892-03-08
French Tansy Waters.

These waters are for the relief and
OF painful Irregularities, and will re-
move all distractions. They are sure
and safe every time. Manufactured
by Emerson Drug Co., San Jose,
CAL, and foi sale at Fleischman's
drug store.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1892-03-08
1ncubatOrs In Exypt.

The artificial incubation OF eggs
originated in Egypt where it is still
carried on. According to a consular
report no fewer than Is. 0OO. coo eggs
are Matched in this way every ysar o.
tha hanks Of the Nile
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1892-03-08

Post Office Inspector Hank, of
st Louis, was in the city yesterday.
He was much pleased at the manner
in which the Office was conducted at
this point.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1892-03-08

"There is a man." said veteran
railroader to the Gossiper this morn.
ing, as he pointed to Conductor Har.
vey Smith, who had jus. stepped fir IN
the south bound ksty-"there is a
msn who for thirty years has been
employed in the service, and yet he
told me the other day that be had
never vet received so much as a
scratch. 'Harv' used to be an epgi-
ueer, aud on cue occasion four freight
cars were hurled madly over the en-
CINE cab, but he was not injured in
the least. He afterwards told me that
he could hear the very wheels buzz as
they went flying through the air. He
has been passenger conductor for ten
years. Not in a hundred cases will
you find a man who has been 50 for
tunate as Harry Smith,"
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1892-03-08

Governor Francis is most excel.
lent gentleman and good governor,
but he made mistake in not submit
ting the university question fully to
the legislature. 1t is the people of
Missouri who speak through the legis-
lature. This is the opportunity for
creating magnificent university and
a genuine agricultural college. The
Times showed three years ago that the
agricultural college was a pretense
while connected with the university.
The farming interests have q right to
an honest return for what has
been given to the agricultural college,
and the who'd state has a right to
adopt mesns for enlarging the useful.
neas Of the university. -Kansas City
Times
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1892-06-03
How to Tell q Go cd Horse.

Il never ask about a horses traits. n
said horse buyer the other day. "All
want is good square look in the face
Once in hundred times may mistake
the head, but not oftener than that, I be.
lieve."
1t doesn't require an expert to read
horses faces. either. A person who has
never handled horse can saunter down
Broadway any afternoon and point out
the good, docile family carriage horse.
the biting horse, the treacherous animal.
the one likely to kick or run at any mo.
ment, or the proud, high-spirited horse
that may be dangerous and yet not yicI.
GUS in the least.
The kicking horse can nearly ALWAYS
be singled out by the vicious CLEAN in his
eye which stamps him born kicker. OF
oil horses, though, the miserable looking
horse attracts most attention. This r.
the horse prosecuted by the chsck.rein.
Like men and women who wear shoes
too small, heshows the outward evidence
OF misery. Many good-natured horses.
horseman say, have been made fretfui
and vicious by being enslaved by the in.
famous and cruel check-rein. There are
horses broken down by long and continu.
ous service for man, which show sad IA.
cial expression.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1892-06-03

Would you rather buy lamp
chimneys, one a week the year
round, or one that lasts till some
accident breaks it? --~
Common glass may break or
not the minute you light your
lamp; if not, the first draft may
break it; if not, it may break
from a mere whim.
Tough glass chimneys, Mac
oeth's f" Pearl-top" or Pearl
glass;" almost never break from
heat, not one in a hundred.
Where can you get it3 and
what does it cost?
Your dealer knows where and
how much. 1t costs more than
common glass; and may be, he
thinks tough glass isn't good for
his business.
Pittsburgh. Pa. GEO. A. MACBETH Co.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1892-06-03

Judge Sadler,of Carlisle, las week filed
an opinion which is of interest to all
soldiers holding pedding license. The
opinion is in the matter of John
Webbert versus the county of Cum
berland. 1t seems that Webbcrt has a
soldier license and on that has been
purchasing butter, eggs and poultry al d
selling them. The County Treasurer
then comes and demands huckster's
license of $ra. This was paid by
Webbert and he then brought suit
against the county to recover. A case
stated was made and Judge Sadler de
cided against the plaintiff and directed
the judgment with cost be entered for
the defendant, the county. This decis.
ion was made on the ground that the
act of Assembly in regard to the sold
iers license only permitted the holder
to peddle, hawk and vend :" but did
not give him any right to purchase
or barter for butter, eggs or poultry"
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1892-06-03

Some one has said that a
bargain is an article sold un.
der its real s'aluc. Some ad.
vertlsers are not believers in
this theory or are as econo.
mical Of the truth as they are
with their bargains.
But "an honest tale speeds
best being plainly told
This is our purpose in offer
ing Wall PAPER bargains
They are bargains because
they are as we represent them,
full length, full weight, bona.
fde goods.
We know one instance ola
bargain in wall paper which
after it was on the walls lead
pencil marks showed through.
Whose was the bargain
Come and see us before
buying elsewhere.
w. H. BROOKE & Co.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1892-06-03
BLOOMSBURG, PA.

You say he would, anyway, whether
it came from Jacobs or not. Yes, he
might, but it pleases him better, and
our Bread, Cakes, Pies. Ice Cream,
Candies, &c, will please you better
than any you can secure elsewhere.
We aim to make everything as nice as
can be made, and our continued and
increasing patronage shows how well
we succeed in pleasing customers
EJ.ACOBS 81 SON,
Bakers and Mrg. Confectioners,
NO. I3o WEST MAIN STREET.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1892-06-03
Fixed Stars,

There are no fixed stars in the firma.
ment OF mankind. Each shines for the
time appointed, and is then blotted out
to make room for others. But the heav.
ems never grow wholly dark, for. as one
great light fades, fickers, and is extin.
guished, another appears in an unex.
pected quarter. Every age has its ex-
ceptionsl men, and though it may seem
impossible to fill their places when they
depart, it somehow happens-such is the
richness Of human nature-that their
places are always filled.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1892-06-03
Will Blaine Stand 2

The question no longer is, Will Mr.
Blaine be nominated2 but, Will he
stand2
If the man from Maine shall main
tan his attitude Of the past ten days
or since THe World first announced
the plan of the ant. Harrison leaders
to nominate him in spite of everything
that plan will probably be carried
out
Silence will be accepted as consent
it is already so accepted. And if the
Republican party can have Blaine as
its candidate it is scarcely conceivable
that it will not take him, even by COM
stralnt.
And yet there is doubt. After put
ting aside nomination which he might
have had in 1888, and declining to be
considered candidate in February
last, the question is asked how Mr..
Blaine can consent to accept now a
nomination that must be fought for
and that will leave bitter heart burn
ings behind.
Does Mr.. Blaine simply covet the
unique distinction of being the only
American who ever declined a Presi-
dental nomination actually rendered ?
Or are the Big Four-Reed, Platt,
Quay, and Clarkson = using MIR. Blaine
as cover behind which to rally an
opposition that may be utilized event
ually for another-for Reed himself,
or Sherman, Allison, or Lincolnp
What are the little games inside the
the big game p World
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1892-06-03
Fashionable Livery.

The we'll known horseman has
opened fashionable livery in connec-
tion with his boarding stable at the
Exchange Hotel Stables, where fine
turnouts can be obtained, single or
double. He has well broken and safe
saddle and driving horses for ladies,
all at reasonable rates. Orders left
at the Exchange Hotel will receive
prompt attention. Drivers furnished
when desired.
If w. A. HARTzELI, Proprietor.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1892-06-03
BRAINoLINE,
WONDERFUL. BRAIN
AND NERVE FOOD.

Indicated In nervous arrangements, resulting
from IRON excessive mental work or worry, and IN gen
erai OF special weakness caused by overtaXing
me best nutrient and tonic remedies, blended
ny speciai processes, I'm such form as to adapt II
W nearly all cases needingtreatment. II builds
Ilnn OF the natural food elements needed TO IT,
pair the waste caused by dispropOrtionate ex-
,iS ercise OF the physical functions. Further par
cation, strictly ocOnffdential. Sold I'm Winly-
barre,a n "a, by the Stanley Medicine CO., only
' ~ south Main street (Star Drug storey II
Sour @ ;i Druggist does not keep It send 10 Us and
We VIII hall IL on receipt OF price, 81 six for s5
Aril Path lr.