The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-06-12
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Ingalls, NAV not be stuck on Harrison,
but he stuck by him.
/ The Wellington sufferers have received
$1,000, of which g. 500 has been disbursed.
Clarkson and Quay did not bring Harri-
son to terms They brought him two
| terms.
"O1r dews this year." said farmer yes
| terday, "are heavier than our biggest rains
last year,
Governor Click says the Kansas delega-
ton to Chicago will support Boies for vice
president.
| The cyclones may be a little severe in
Kansas this year, but We are having a
| minimum of sunstrokes.
IL is said that Ingalls, dislike to Blaine
grows out of the fact that Blaine referred
to him in his book rs ''waspish."
Today" said the Kansas man, as he
wiped his brow, Il am in Mexico" Yes
terday." and be shivered at the thought.
Il was in Lapland."
In these piping times of peace in Kan
sas, the only passionate demonstration we
have is divided between the angry ele-
ments" and the hot winds.
A Wellington man who was picked out
of his bed and carried two blocks By the
recent cyclone, is working on patent
night gown with parachute attachment.
A Wichita Alliance man who is against
high taxes, has figured out that the money
expended on the state capitol building at
Topeka would build 1000 fine farm barns.
Justice Brewer of the United States SUI
preme court will respond to the toast,
kansas Colleges" at the banquet Of the
old students and alumni of Washburn
college, at the Copeland, on Tuesday even
ing.
A hopeless case at the insane asylum at
Topeka has presented the Kansas univer-
sity with new class yell, which has been
adopted. 1t is: Susie took bite and
Johnnie took twol Rock chalk Jay
Hawk K. S. Up
The agate stone specimens that are sold
in Denver do not come from Colorado at
ALL but from large pebble banks in north
western Kansas. They are gathered there
in immense quantities and taken to Dem
yer, polished and sent all over the United
States.
Ibid you read the news from Minneap-
olis2" asked one man of another yester-
day.
Yes. sir; every word before breakfast"
''What time did you eat your break
fast?"
about o'clock ia the evening""
There is law in Russia forbidding any
person to cross into Russia unless he is a
Christian and so declares himself in his
passport. II ingalls, wants to be minister
to Russia he will have to skirmish around
and join the church like he did the G.
A. r.
"Gath," in the Cincinnati Enquirer. de-
scribes John J. Ingalls, as withered null
len stalk on which some one had mad
vertently left hanging pair of glasses.
The Minneapolis Journal runs a cut of his
vociferous red necktie, and all the eastern
papers have reference to the caustic Kan
sas statesman.
One of John P. st. Johns points: II
made Il speech not long ago to an audience
of 1000 people, composed of 991 men and
nine women. 1t was insidea penitentiary.
The next week attended a prayer meet
ing where there were tifty-six persons
present, fifty-one women aud five men. l
couldn't help thinking that if we should
put the two meetings together and COM
pare them what the lesson would be, and
then if the latter meeting was an indica-
ton OF the pro rata number who would
reach heaven, that there would not be
enough men there to sing bass"
Jim Hallnwell has a story about Presi-
dent Harrison. 1t was the day after the
hard-fought battle of Resa eca. General
Harrison was tagged and broken. One OF
his staff officers approached Harrison and
held him out full flask of whisky
''Take drink, general" he said, ''you
need it,"
Harrison shook his head soberly.
''Now. look here. Ben Harrison" the
officer insisted, drop your old straight
laced Presbyterian ideas and drink some
whisky. You need it. 1t will do you good"
"Do you think it will?" asked Harri-
son.
81 know it will"
Harrison took the flask and lifted it to |
his lips.
The officer looked on with amazement.
Harrison drank it all!