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CLEVELAND SILENT.

Correspondents say that Mr.. Cleveland
cannot be induced to talk on the topic Of
Mr Harrison's denomination. OF course
be would not be expected TO venture an
opinion whether Mr.. Harrison or himself
would be elected, in case Mr.. Cleveland is
nominated at Chicago. but one Tould sup
pose he might find something to say about
the issue which tie nomination Of Mr.. Har-
rison presents. As the policy of nomi-
mating Mr. Cleveland depends largely upon
the question Of his ability to carry New
York, the omination Of a Republican can
d!date over :he heads Of the New York Re-
publican bosses might possess some interest
for Mr.. Cleveland. The friends Of Mr..
Cleveland may assume that the split in one
party Offsets the split in the other, and
therefore payes the way for Mr.. CIeYeland's
nomination. 1t is quite within the line of
possibility that the Democratic leaders will
leave the New York problem TO solve itself
and turn their attention to tie element
which held the balance Of power in 1890, and
threw 1t to the Democrats. Republican sue
cess depends largely upon winning these
voters back. II is expected that in Presi-
dental year they viii come back of their
own accord il good ticket and platform are
PIeobutbu. Dut the nomination OF man,
by the Democrats especially. representing
the views Of this dissatisfied element would
create the problem of the campaign Of
course Mr.. Cleveland is not this man. There
Is nothing in common between Mr.. Cleve-
land and the half-oTganized party which
assumes to hold the balance of power in
the Northwest. If Cleveland is nominated
the Democratic effort will be TO carry New
York, New jersey. Connecticut, as many
districts as possible in Michigan. and TO
seize any small State that will make up the
required 223 votes. But the nomination of
a Western man, nov so much talked Of,
would 70 az extent change the plan of cam
paign. Iowa and other Northwestern States
would become the scene Of the most active
canvass. The Democrats would doubtless
do their best TO hold New York and New
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Its Fighting Editor.
Biggs Argus.

BIBs5 AThu5.
The Argus desires to announce for the
benefit of those who have expressed the in
tention OF "licking" the editorial staff OF
this paper that we have just added to that
staff Sylvester Marshall, who was Sheriff OF
Sacramento County at time when men of
weight and scientific pugilistic reputation
were in vogue, and who since that time
handled the sledge and bellows at the forge
until recently, when his 250 pounds weight
and proportionate muscle had fitted him for
the position which be now hoids-fghting
editor Of the Argus. We will be found in
our sanctum each day during business
h0urs
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Democratic Delerates, OficiaI Ronte.

The California delegation to the national Demo
cratic convention to be held in Chicago June 21
will leave San Francisco at 80 A. NJ. June IS, via
Central Pacific, Union Pacific and Chicago aud
Northwestern. he very low rate OF $40 has been
ade for the round trip, tickets good for 30 days
available for delegates, their families ana the
public. THIS will be grand opportunity to visit
your friends I'm the East and the great W orid's
Fair buildings iu Chicago The delegates viii
travel in palatia special traln Of PulimaDs latest
improved DTswing-room SIeeping-csr, Dining-ear
and Commissary car. For tickets and sleeper re-
servaton apply to d. W. HitcheOek, General Agent,
No ! MONTGOMERY street San francisco.
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Delegates to the National Democratic
Convention at Chicago

Remember TO purchase your tickets returning
via the Northern Pacific Railroad, the Great
DiniDg.car and Yellowstone Park route. BY do
ing so you viii pass through the northern tier OF
States from the Great La es to the Pacific Coast,
giving you an opportunity TO visit the elbow.
stone Park, and The cities OF 81. Paul. Minneapo
lis, Helena. Butte, Spokane Falls. Seattle, Ia
coma and Portland. For Information. rates, etc,
apply TO L. X. Stdteler. General Agent Passenger
Department, 638 Market street.
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New York and the following morning
travelled his post proudly bearing the label
superintendent"
Down near the railroad station the chief
and the superintendent met. Bystanders
said that both men should be terrors to
thieves, for ii was just such fight as Rider
Haggard describes in 'Allan Quartermain"
when Umsloopogoas defended the door to
the palace.
At present both men are laid up for re-
pairs and the police force has been legislated
ont of Office
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DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTCRE,
WEATHER BUREAU.
san FRASCIsCO June l3, 1922
Tor Twenty four Hours Ending Midnight
For Northern California-Occasionalsh showers, ex-
cept fair IN southern PORTION; varia0le winds;
slight temperature changes
For Southern CaIifornia-Fsir weather; westerly
winds: slightly warmer
For oregon and WasEington-Fair, except show
ers IA southwestern Oregon; variable winds, be-
coming southerly; nearly stationary temperature.
For NeYada-Fair except preceded By showers in
northern and western portions; slight temperature
changes, except warmer at Wiunemueca
For Utah-Falr weather; warmer.
Local Forecast.
For san FranciscO-Fair, but CLOUDY and foggy
weather. slight temperature changes.
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jersey. but the II votes still needed, allow
ing them the 160 of the Southern States,
would be sought in the West. Possibly the
most danger to the Republicans lies In
Mestern campaign.
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s25 Montgomery street. near Clay, open until IL
O'Clock P N. BRANCH OFFICES: no Market
street near Kearny, open until u O'Clock midnight
$50 HAYES street, open until 9 80 O'Clock; 603
Iarkin street open until 30 O'Clock; 25 Mission
street, open until O'Clock p, N; and 1l6 Ninth
street, open until 80 P. 4
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The Prison Directors for the State OF Cali
fOrnia have resolved to prohibit the smok-
ing of cigarettes in both the State prisons
Prisoners who are accustomed to the use of
cigarettes will undoubtedly Writhe under
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"KRITIKo" reads character from handwriting.
Write in ink, on unrued paper, In al undis-
guiSed hand. State sex. Send with 5O cents,
stamps or postal note, TO KTitikO," coo Mer.
chant street. san Francisco.
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THE 0AITY 1y0RNTNG CALL

FOR SAIL Al
New YORK. .BRENTANO BROS. Union SQUARE
t.,.,ars GALLOT & JOUBERT
- 11hls Common 81
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THE CALL CALENDAR,
JUxE 1892.
NOTICE

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Secure Your Berths.

The diagrams are now open at Union Pacific
general Office, I Montgomery street, for the
reservation OF berths IN the special Pullman train
that leaves San Francisco at $3.50 A. NJ. June l5,
for the national Democratic convention to be held
I'm EhIcaon Lnme 2l
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." Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup"
Has been used over fifty years by millions OF moth
ers fer their children while teething, with perfect
success. 1t soothes the child softens the gums,
allays pain wind cole, regulates the bowels
and IS the hest remedy for darThea whether arising
from teething or other causes. For sale by drug
gists in every part OF the world. lie sure and ask
Tor Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup. Twenty-aV
cents bottle
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THE MORNING CALL
prPTTCATT0V OFFICE 1.

Has a larger circulation than any other
newsDaper published in San Francisco
The morning call., 1892-06-13

J.FCUTTER'sOLD BoURBoN.-Tbis celebrated
whisky is for sale by all frst-class druggists aud
grocers. 1Tademark-star within a shield.
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"How's Your Blood ?" SAID one lady to another.
'Neyer was in better condition than now" was the
reply. "Ive been taking Hoods Sarsaparilla."
Good, take it myself every spring"
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r,yr Y,SrFI{N OFFICE OF THE CALL,

THE I8SIEItN UE FItE Ut Atttl Sl-tI11'
9C Potter building, New York City, is provided win
flcsof California papers. Visitors welcome. Al
1ertIsii s rates and sample copies furnished
T. X MISCH, Manager
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AUCTION SALES TODAY.
WEATHER PREDICTIONS.

rUrSIrrpr.-By NJ ). simmons, at 1857 Market
I ..-..
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FarFA n-lpce PIES. SWANS. 2I8 sutter stree,
NOTICE OF MEKTINGs.


~ Royal Arch Masons, meet THIS ~
EVENING, R. A. degree All companions Xxx
- ''' '''' H. c. PRINCE, Secretary.
FP King soIom, ms Lodge. No. q
S-S ESQ r and A. NJ ball. cor GeaTy IN
and Steiner sts.-IhiId q degree THIS, Y En- Xxx
the Master. n L. p. PECK. Secretary.
Hgy Riggers' and Stevedores' Union As
1S~S sociation-FuEeral notce-The detail from
will assemble at their han Tuesday morning June
II, at O'Clock sharp TO pay the last tribute OF re-
eP to their late OF0'hc' r. IGN G Or
F. E DURHAM. Rec see iei5 2t
- The Regui n Monthly Meeting of
Lsl2 the Ste vcdores' Protective Union VIII be
EVENING (MONDAY). May Is. 1892, at O'Clock
sharp All members are requested TO be present
j. d. GEABI President.
5s Golden Gate Lodge No. SszA.gzzz>
G~S 2U4, O. o. F.-Onicers ana $S2eEkS[.
members you will assemble at Memo =SeszzS29hS&
rial Hail, l. o. o. r. building on MON <|HRF
DAY. at , P NJ, to attend the funeral OF our de.
ceased brother, E. r. wilson
c. R. MAcrANcHLAN. RS jeI22t
80 Annual Neeting-The Regular An
Hs~C nual meeting Of the stockholders ofthe North
Belle Isle Mining Company will be held AT the Office
OF the company, 80 Pine ST., rooms 10 ana IL san
Francisco. Cal, on WEDNESDAY, the 22d day OF
purpose OF eectihg board of directors 10 serve Tor
the ensuing year. and the transaction OF such other
business as may come before the meeting. Trans
fer books will close In New ork City on June 13.
and IN san Francisco on June ~ 1892, at II
O'Clock NJ. j. w. PEW, Secretary.
Oflce-3l0 Pine ST., rooms 10 and IL San Fran
cisco, Cal. je7 I'd
re Annual Meeting-The Regular An
G~S nual meeting Of the Bodle Consolidated Min
ing Company will be held at the Office OF tn com
pany, room 62, Nevada Block, 800 Montgomery ST.,
San Francisco, Cal, on MONDAY. the 20th day of
June, 1892 at the hour OF ! O'Clock P. NJ for the
purpose OF electng board Of directors to serve
Tor the ensuing year and the transaction OF such
) other business as may come before the meeting.
Transfer books will close on Friday, June II, at
O'Clock p. NJ. II. ID. WALKER, Secretary.
Ofhce-62 Nevada Block 3Oe Montgomery ST..
San Francisco Cal. ie4 I'll
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An English company is going into the
business of making mescal ON large scale
in Lower California.
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HFrP NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS..


IVANTED-SWEDISH LAUNDRESS PRIVATE
nurse, references, country, $685. girl Tor sec ona
work and sewing, couutry, $40; number OF glrls;
cooking and housework. city and country, S25 and
$2O ONCE open evenings. Apply C. t. HANS5 = ,. *
CO., ITO Geary st. 1e15 ~
TREYC9 IRoSFR ON LADIES, FINE
clothes for tirst-elass country hotel laHhary,
SO. free fare. c. r. HANSEN q CO., llO Geary. l
e MATTRESSES AND CHAMBERMAIDs FOR
" a new, frSt-class hotel. city, $50 each. Z. X
HANSEN & CO., llO Geary ST
CHAMPOOESS $40: STRONG YOUNG WOMEN
- to learn shampooinQ for Turkish bath, sac,
Apply to c. r. HANSEN & CO.. lIO Geary ST
. MATTRESSES. SAME COUNTRY HOTEL,
= Nevada County $25. free fare. c. Il. HANSEN
& CO.. 40 GeaFy ST.
NTAITRESs, RESORT, BLUE LAKE. $40. FREE
w fares waitress San MateO, $50; chambermaid
for frst-ciasS summer aud water resort, so. T. X
HANSEN q CO.. 10 Geary st.
& DUNG GERMAN GIRL ASSIST HOUSEWoRK
and take care children. 202S Bush st.lel3 ~
MIDDLE, AGED PROTESTANT WOMAN FOR
nn genera lhouseWork; small family; wages so.
1915 valencia ST.
v DUNG GIRL TAKE CARE OF CHILDREN. POI
Fifteenth ST., cor. Howard
CIRL. EXPERIENCED, WAIT AT TABLE IN
u restaurant 119l and 1888 Marketst.
A PPRENTICE WANTED; CUSTOM COATS;
"A paid white learning. 9lSI5 Folsom st.
C7IRL GENERAL HOUsEwoRK; COUNTRY.
y CAN SOl Scott ST. IN morning.
VAILORESS = VESTMAKER WANTED. 402
1 Montgomery St, room SO
VOUNG WOMAN TO PICK FRUIT-MAKE
herself Us .ful. 6l2 Kearny St
IYANTED-2 LADY WATERS FOR SALOON;
" good wages. 30 GIG GTaHt ave.
T ADY WATERS: GOOD WAGES PAID. AP
u ply 2l8 Kearny St, basement Je13 81
NIBB ASSIST LIGHT HoUSEYORK. CALL
" 1923 Laguna st.
~ = ~folsom ST. upstairs.
On TICKETS TO THE WORLDS FAIR FOR
HslpTuner's Linameut sold from June l, 1892. to
June l. 1898: For particulars Apply to Dr. Hal
pruner, $40 Market St felS 2t*
Q0OO DREssMAKING PARLoRs AND 3
NZOO. furnished living rooms; rare chance for
dressmaker buy estab. business. 1882 Market 3 81
IA ET-NURSE WANTED WITH FRESH MILK
W for newly born baby Apply 1915 Sacra-
mento ST., near Franklin. Jel2 3ts
ELDERLY WOMAN: HoUsEwoRK N SMALL
~ family; $40 and found, l2041a Larkin.jel2 3t*
TMPROYERs ON DRESSMAKING. 1884 HOW
Y VOUNG GIRL WANTED TO HELP IN KITCHEN
street. jeI2 3t~
TYPEWRITER WANTED; GOOD INDUCE
ments offered. Room l. 1926 Market stjel2 2t%
COLOKED WOMAN FOR PRIVATE FAMILY IN
y country, do cooking and general housework: Z:
wages $25. Address C. FL, box 1875, Call Br jel1 u
LXPERIENCED FINIsHERS AND OPERATORS
II on eloaks. % Sansome. dell ct
CIRL FOR GEN NERAL HOUSEWORK. 1OI
" First st, Mission. je1l st"
EVERYBODY BUYS THE CAMPAIGN PUZZLE.
u 81 will give you start BAILEY. 7l9 Market. j9tf
w NANTED-APPREN ENTICES TO LEARN DRESS
" max ng Grade thoroughly 929B Howardj j5 I'm
0S0 OPERATORS on LEVI, STRAUSS & co. IS
ZOO oyeralls 321a Fremont st. 1e4 If
w VANTED--WOMAN TO SOLICIT ADVERTISE
w ments: one with experience preferred. ~. NJ,
box 27. this Office. my29 IF
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DREssMAkERs.

1O7 Pow ELL-STYLISH SUITS MADE FROM
IO 50 up; goods and everything found from
81 up ana made in "a hours Jel2 5tF
MRS. WALKER, DRESSMAKER, CAN BE
VI found al lIl7 Sutter ST. iel1 IT,
DRESSMAKING-FIT GUARANTEED; SUITS
u 81 up; wrappers made. 2l5 Powell st. iell 3m
MRS. MULVEY is AT PIP TURK ST: SUITS
NJ In II hours; material furnished: fr5t-claS5
work only: rates reasonable myI7 6m
AIRS NJ L. KNIGHTON, FASHIONABLE DRESS
vi maker-Latest styles; perfect tit guaranteed or
goods replaced; hats trimmed TO match suits. l0J
Eighth st, near Mission. myS 6m
THE MISSES URTON, 5O2 MASON ST-SrYL-
L ish dressmaking; satisfaction guaranteed fel4 ~
MRS. b keller, 119 STOCKTON ST; SUITS
M So so up stylishly draped; t guarantee fl2 e
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FEMALE HELP WANTED.


w ALTERNATIVES AND PARLoR-MAID,
w $50: cooks. plain wasa $50 TO $50: second
girls, $50 Mattresses country hotels, $25; res
taurant mattresses, $6 and 81 per week: nursegrI'
800; German cook, $50; swedish girl, housework,
Oakland. S25. see lady here 10 O'clock; housework
san Rafael. $25 cook hotel $50; houSework girls,
city, $40 ana S25: IL young girls to assist Sl5
Girls, call for reliable situation of any kind on
MISS CULLEN, 100 Stockton ST., room 2.
INFANTS NURSE WITH REFERENCES. &25,
short distance IN country; lauudTess summer re.
sort. S25; waitress, S25, aud at $50: boarding
house COOK, $50; second girl plain boarding house.
$40; ranch COOK $25. and girls for housework
city aud country. X. i. WARD u CO., $40 Clay.
" ANTED - PROTESTANT INFANT NURSE
w $40; infants nurse. $25; nurse. 3 children
$25; Mattresses for country hotels $25 and 800;
mattresses. Sausalito $25 each laundresses. in-
stitution, $50 each: restaurant waitress So week:
90 housework girls, for country and city S25 and
SO. Apply MISS PLUNKErr. 424 Sutter. jel2 2t
N NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. WAITRESS, CoUN.
W try, $780, girl, general housework small fam
lily, country $25; mattresses and chambermaids,
and S25; hoLsework girls, S25, $40 and $l5, at
DELoRME a ANDRES, $40 Sutter ST
GIRL WANTED TO DO HoUsEwoRK
n Apply 1922 Geary ST. je13 2tS
CIRL GENERAL HoUsEwoRK; PLAIN COOK
" ing and washing; $l8. 26l2 Larkin st,1el3 ~
A MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN FOR HOUSE.
~ work. 1850 Howard ST.
DEsPEoFABLE GIRL; LIGHT HoUsEWoRK
IL and care of baby. 147 Grove Sc lel3 Sc
NIRL FOR LIGHT HoUsEWoRK. APPLY 1884
VI Turk st. JelS 5tF
JONAH FOR JIG HIT HOUSEKEEPING: g: PLAIN
W cooking; sl5; reference. 626 Golden Gate ayc.s
NIRL TO ASSIST IN HOUSEWORK. 231
" Golden Gate ave.
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A LABAMAST. SANITARIUM (PRIVATE)
n 1911 Alabama ST, 5. r.. telephone e227; dis
eases OF the mind aud nervous system, excite.
ment. depression, nervous exhaustion alcoholism.
morphine habit. ETC.; patients taken in wards and
In private rooms. W-ite apply at the sanitari-
um or at the Office Of DR. JULES SIMON, 323
GearY ST.. S. +. an24 II
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A Lii MOTHERS IN THE COUNTRY ARE CIV
n ing children Cooper's Cough and Cram Speci-
nc why? Because 1t cures the worst case or
Group In 10 minutes. For sale at KUPFER d co.
444 Van Ness ave; ID DAHLBFNDFR a 10 2li
kearny St., aad KUfFER'S, cor. Suttsr and Bro
iaIQ Q,.,a
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7 AIDES AND GENTS CLOTH NG, FURNl.
II ture ali kinds bought. sold. 1910 Folsom.mr9 SIN
A sTRAL- SEER; PAST. PRESENT, FUTURE:
~ horoscopes cast. Prof. Holmes. II ScotLfe9 IL
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EOLDING BEDS-EXAMINE OUR NO 2OJj;
Il mirrored, with large plate lSI40; walaut, OK
cherry and 10th century cash price elsewhere $50.
our instalment price reduced TO $40 country orders
promptly attended to. NJ. FRIEDMAN & Co, 2]3
and 23O Stockton ST., 2S7 Post. cor Stockton. Il
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~ ASHER. COUNTRY HOTEL, STEAM LAUN-
w dry $40 and found, free fare; fry cook. first
class country hotel $50, free fare: German Kitchen
steward, institution, country. $75 to 800: store
keeper, rge spring hotel $40 TO 500; pantry man,
springs, $25; walters. dress suits. SS5; walters,
springs, resorts aud country hotels. $50; cook.
small springs, $50. c. R. HANSEN q CO., no
Geary ST.
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MALE aELF WANTED.

Two CARPENTERS FOR COUNTRY. 81 PER
L day and found; 10 wOodehoppers 10 tiemakers
6x9 7-ft hewn tie, &C eaeh shingIe eboH makers,
81 80 per cord shOTt-OTder COOK, $50;
boarding g-house $40; walters $50 and S35; 2
dishwashers. $50. r. I. WARD CO., 605 and
$40 Clay II Ell
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COOK, COUNTRY HOTEL, $50 AND FARE;
y cook, country hotel, SOS: short order cook,
country. $50; German or Swiss second cook, couu-
try hotel, north. S75 cooks city and country, $40
to $50: ) colored waters for summer resort $50;
hand washer. country laundry. $50 night porter.
country hotel, S25; stairwaSher, summer resort,
$40 free fare: Office open to-day Sunday. G. r.
HANSEN & co, ITO Geary st. je12 2t
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- San Francisco Chapter No. !. q
H. Royal Arch Masons, meet THIS "a
EVENING. r. A. degree. All companions x x
In good standing are invited. NV
H. G. PRINCE Secretary
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-29
PER sONAL.
into court

Rev F. B. MEYER, whose preaching at North
field, Mass. has attracted so much attention
within the last week or two, has accepted a call
TO the pastorate of the church in London to
which DR.. Newman Hall ministered so long.
Mrs. EMILY CRAWFORD who took up the
work OF her husband, g. NJ Crawford, as Paris
correspondent of the London Ne0s, when he
died, about eight years ago. is still maintaining
u Mrs. Crawford gained great popularity in
farls during the siege and commune,
WHEN Whitelaw Reid was a schoolboy in
Ohio his teacher used to punish him and his
fellow pupils for disobedience by tnrusting
peacock feathers down their backs, leaving the
bushy ends extended above their heads Then
the boys were made to line up and march about
the school room, the feathers waving behind
them like plumes.
THE late Rev. Frederick Thackeray, vicar Of
Shopland, in Essex county, England, was a
survivor Of the good old days when a British
clergyman was praised for the possession Of
accomplishments out Of the regular line of
worthy antagonist of Lilywhits and Pilch. and
was the hero of many a notable performance at
the wicket.
BROTHER of H. Rider HaRgard, Frank HaS-
gard. has been rusticatnZ for nearly year in
Manitoba, and is now seeing little of the
United States before returning to England. He
dlsayoWs any fitness for literary work The
only thing he ever wrote he said to a Detroit
reporter, was a play which had Only one pre-
sentation. Mr.. Ha kgard is a farmer on a large
SCALE though his slight figure. dress and man
ners suggest the professional man. He says he
has had enough OF Canada, aud will be glad to
get back to the old country again.
ONE Of the pathetic sights of Washington,
says the New York, World. is the gaunt, lean
form of ex-senator Clingman OF North Caro-
lima, who just before the adjournment OF con-
Rress used 10 fit like an appsrition about the
corridors Of the caDitpl " ha WAS
prominent figure, His friendships are few, for
the most part those aroused by sympathy for
his forlorn age, and ne lives as best he can on
the precarious returns OF q meager law prac-
tice. Mr.. bingham in his prime about
forty years ago. He is now an octogenarian,
with scant gray hair and beard and coloress
Iace' he dresses 10 SUIT OF rusty black: his
| the-War statesmen.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-29
BRIGHT BITS.

ToaHY-Ma1ma. me aud Maudie have been
playing doctor. just give her some medicine
in a spoon and she lies down and dies.-Brook
Ign Life.
THE brides father gave her away, did he
not;"
More than that. He threw in $780, 900 to
boot -"-PhiId delphid Times.
LADY-At what time does the O'Clock train
start?
Station Master-At $50 O'Clock to the minute
Lady Observation-Disclosures.
LAWYER McFEE-I don't see what a man
wants to lie In bed In the morning for.
Fogg-Of course not It would be no recrea-
tion to one whose business it is TO lie all day
Boston Transcript. 81
81 DON'T KNOW" said Willie Washington,
that We should object to being descended from
monkeys. Some of us are decided improve
ments on the originals, don't you think -
Washington Star.
ELDER BERRY-Joblots mortified his wife ter.
ribly at church yesterday.
Mrs. Berry-How was that?
Elder Berry-He asked the usher to put him
down for a call at 1880.
AT THE TABLE DHoTE.-Stout Gentlemen
addressing his fair ghborl-Excuss me,
madam, l am rather short-siR GIFTED Would you
mind telling me II have tasted Of everything
there is on the tablel-L' Illustration.
'YouH husband" said the caller sympathiz-
ingly. was man OF excellent qualities"
Yes, sighed the widow, "he was a good
man. Everybody says so. wasn't much ac-
quainted with him myself: He belonged to six
lodges. ~ TeTds Strings.
He was telling about bis extensive travels
THE natives OF that country" he said, "aIl
practice polygmAy."
THAT is singular, said a young woman
No" he answered. II beg your pardon, but
1t is excessively plural "-BoItsmor ore Ns,es.
MoTHEk-I see the iceman has brought a
great big lump this time. Did you tell him
said that il he didn't stop giving short weight
I'D have him arrested?
Little Dick-No'm; told him you said he
was tn handsomest iceman that ever came
here Good NetCs,
Bur, doctor, don't you think your bill is
pretty steepg
No madame, considering how sick your hus.
band was"
"But, dear me, YOU let him die"
"Of course did. There's the difficulty. It
hurts my professional reputation to have pa
tent die. l ought have more money for a case
of that kind.-IeIds SiftingS.