The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-09-26

Alexander OF Greece Is Said to Have
Been the First Barber-Beards Have
Been Common During the History of
Earliest Races-Some Remarks.
To THE ~EDIToR-Can you tell US when shay
Ing came into fashion, also something Of the
history of boards? BROWN AND JONES.
This question is apropos. AT this
period, when the Nineteenth century is
coming to the end Of the division. the
fire has been put out in the box and old
father time'has reversed the wheels and
put on the brakes, it is particularly fit
ting that somebody, either Brown or
Jones or both, should arise and put this
question. 1t is a fin de steele question.
The first instance Of shaving originated
from the necessities of war. In the late
autumn Of the year 800 B. c., the Mace
domains got their crops i'll early, and
after the celebration Of the harvest home
things got pretty uninteresting in Mace
dOnia. 1t was too cold to fish and too
warm to skate, and the prospect for the
Macedonian on pleasure bent when he
fired up the baseburner and reflected
that skates hadn't been invented vet was
not a happy one
Things continued to drag on until
Thanksgiving time, 800 B. c., when the
Macedonians got together, sailed down
on the Greeks and did them battle. The
Greeks got the worst Of it, and for no
other reason than that they sported long,
flowing boards. The marauding Mace
domains grabbed these Grecian orna-
ments and yanked the poor Greek forty
ways for Sunday, leaving him a howl
ing mass on the ground. 1t was this
incident that probably gave rise to the
couplet:
When Greek meets Macedonian
Then comes the tug of beard.
An old veteran by the name Of Alex
ander saw at once the weak point of the
Grecian forces and he called in a loud
voice, "Off with every beardr' That
settled it. The next day a committee
called on the army with a ripsaw and d
bucket Of salve and amputated every
beard in sight. This is al account of the
first shave known to history. The rec
ord Of the first barbering is a ~frontlet of
curlS made for a princess in the east
5000 years ago, now in the British mu-
scum. Homer has the first reference to
the razor in the Eighth century, B. G..
He says, with some feeling:
Death or life stands on a razor's edge.
After the rape of the boards of the
Grecian army shaving became popular
with some, but not until a much later
day, and when Greece had started down
the toboggan slide of adversely, did it
become general. In fact it is a well
known fact among historians that the
fashion of smooth faces among the men
has marked the efeminacy, weakness
and final downfall of all nations. The
Romans were always partial to boards
until the Roman empire became too big
for its clothes and acquired a swagger,
when Hadrian set the example of a
smooth chin in 101 A. D. and gave the
Roman BARRIERS a boom. The first men
ton of BARRIERS is by Pliny. Somewhere
along about 296 B. G. Scipio Africanus
tool a jaunt to Sicily and there saw
some BARRIERS. They pleased him, and
he brought 200 back to Rome and had
his beard taken off.
Scipio was q good deal Of a Ward Nc
Allister in his day, and the Roman
swells rapidly followed suit. After that
it got to be a common sight in Rome for
a row of men to sit until 10 o'clock Sat
urday night and listen for "Next!' But
this was only among the Four Hundred.
The bone and sinew of the Roman re-
public swore by their boards. All
through the orient short hair and beard
less chins have always meant a condi-
/: C -.,,,,:~,. ,,,l cor-I+,l, love-
beard was priceless, and the Moham-
medans still swear by their boards. The
prophet Ezekiel, as early as 585 B. c.,
was directed to take Il BARRIERS razor
upon his head and upon his beard in
sign of the ruin to come upon Israel.
The men were set free, but were
ashamed to go to David with any Of
their beard gone. He found them, how
ever, and sent them on a vacation to let
their boards grow out. An old Greek,
known among his friends as Zoilius,
who lived in 500 3. c., and was dropped
off a pracipice for criticising Homer,
had Il very long beard, and so solicitOus
was he that long hair on his head might
detract from the strength of the beard
that he kept his NOODLE clean shaven.
After Thomas More had taken leave Of
his daughter at the foot of the scaffold,
in 1885, his chief anxiety was that the
headsman might injure his beard.
The finest beard on record belonged to
Gillaume the priest, bishop of Clermont,
who founded the college for Jesuits at
Paris late in the Eighteenth century.
This beard was long, wavy and soft as
silk. But his beard was his downfall.
His brother bishops became jealous of
it, and decided that it must come off.
This was decreed at a secret council,
and the next morning when the priest
entered the chapel three men met him
with soap, hot water, a razor and shears
and laid hold of him. He broke away.