St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-25
SUNRISE SIGNALS.

SUNRISE SIGNALS.
! Frederick Ward the original Young Ma
| poieon of Finance is out of prison STILL
| Mr.. Ward is but few laps ahead of other
| young Napoleons.
| Editor Medill, of Chicago, has endowed q
number of beds in Paris hospitals for Amer
| leans. If the good man will now endow d
number of cells in Joliet for boodling alder
| men he will find himself in touch with pub :
| lie sentiment.
| Editor Carter Fl. Harrison has tumbled off
| the fence into the free silver ring with a low
/ PUNK. But so long as Editor Harrison mas
| the courage of his pocKetbook, we suppose
| the Times will continue to do business at the
| same old rickerty stand
| The drug store in politics. has achieved
| another yiotory in the defeat of the Catch
| bill.
| simultaneously with the announcement
| by Canadian seer that the end of the world
| would come in 1898 the st. Paul Press club
| billiard tournament was abandoned.
| 1t is gratefully understood that Guatemala;
| between revolutions, has managed to appro-
| pirate 100000 for an exhibit of picked tar
| antulas and dried scorpions at the worlds
| fair.
| Gen. Miles, with ill-coneealed qualification,
| has informed the war department that raw
| ages of the cigarette habit among the Indians
| of the Sioux reservation has SO debilitated
and ernevated a majority of the warriors
that there is nota ghost of show of revival
| of the ghost dances this season. The general
7 gleefully adds that even the aroma of gril1ed
| dog steak will scarcely arouse them from
| apathetic lethargy, aud that a twoyear- old
| pappoese or squaw man can easily put TO
| sleep any one of the once ferocious but now
| emaeiated chieftians.
Jason Jackson. of Coon Greek, this state,
| writes in to say that he is daily surprised to
see so little original poetry in ''Sunrise Sig
nails" One word concerning the suggestion
| of Mr.. Jackson. We are not writing original
| poetry this season. As near as we can esti-
mate it neither is Aany one else Of course
| you are aware that this business admins
tration. and the spirit of the age appears to
innovation of metrical description. This
is sad, but authentic Poets are born, not
made. and you cannot show me Il successful
American citizen who is not ready 10 make
affidavit that he is self-made man. This
solution, will. perhaps account for the pres
ent shortage of ox-eyed poets who think
stupendous thoughts in carefully accent
uated syllab.es
In company with number Of other promi-
newspapers we hasten to take back anything
we may have said concerning alleged hood
ling i'll Chicago There has been no boodling
III Chicago. The suspected aldermen them
selves readily admit this fact. The press of
the city now gracefully hedges on the ques-
tion Whoever gave rise TO the ruplor is an
incendiary of the most anarchistic proelivi-
ties and should be suppressed Boodling in
Chicago! Shot, Perish the groveling
thought,
Gov Russell, of Massachusetts, appears to
be young man who was born east and grew
up with the country.
The severest blow 10 the Aiger presidential
boom has been delivered by Michigan pas
per, the harloite Leader. 1t says; These
the Minneapolis convention. Gen. Alger has
sealed up the bunghole to his barrel.p
Rumors of this kind work not only an in
justice to Gen. Alger. but also to Minneap-
oils That it should fail of its evident intent
to keep Southern delegates from inviting
their friends to accompany them to the Twin
Cities, we are confident that no confidence is
violated in the statement that SO far from
the barrel being sealed up. it is in fact the
only real foundation for his boom.
The New York Press (Republican) SAYS:
senator Hill is reported to be alarmed at
the growth of Flower p residential boom in
Washington and to fud some of. his own
friends in it. Who are Flowers ffiends?'
The Press may awaken some fine November
morning to discover that they comprisea ma
jority of the voters of New York.
The Standard Oil Trust announces officially
that it is dead The ominous absence of I'M
dertakers and carriages, however, excites
suspicion.
Senator CuIlom's boom seems to have
gone back few miles to look after its rear
guard.
New York is to have a permanent circus
and Supt Porter wants permanent census.
But for real permanence, look at Raum's
pension bureau.
Now that the matter has blown over can
any one tell how so insignificant piece OF
news ever crept into the newspapers? n. B.
We allude to the Draytou- Borrowe SIM
plicity.
Cerebral anamia'' is the term which his
doctors give to the ailment Of Germany's
young emperor. 1t is feared that cerebral
anemia, like la grippe, covers multitude
of jags.
We're Lord Salisbury writing to young
/ lady, instead of to our department of state,
his recent letter would be termed ''eurt"
s'cold,'' distant and ''unresponsive.
Consequently our befuddled administration
is not at all inclined to ''let it go at that
Speaking of gerrymanders-but what is the
use of doing so since the decision of the Wis
consin supreme court?
With no desire Whatever to queer the
weather, we still unhesitatingly declare
without fear of contradiction that yesterday
looked like spring.
Not in Business for Fun.
New York Sun.
The national Democratic convention
which is to meet in Chicago three
months from today, assemblies, as it will
be we'll for all parties concerned in its
deliberations to remember, not merely
for the purpose of putting candidate
In the field, but to choose the man who
is to be elected as the next president of
the United States.
Literary Note.
Texas Siftings.
Young Writer-Do you keep all kinds