Richmond dispatch. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1884-1903, 1892-12-04

.. .r l -. hNt CoLAcIiah ~ tHH'' H''N
...-... usuy strange adventures repre-
...- t.. tlluy SIDE of stage lie. Yet /
..! 60 think many Of them very
.-. ... .I. multitude at the expense Of
+ Df course / come under the
..s.. .t.. few
....-. Ita thero are so many practical
...'..t tr'aved on the actor that FIRE
.... p. finds himself going through
..-. .i strange clty with sword
..... .a hand and a couple OF guns IN
Bots. 20 say nothing OF casual
-.- lager w h,s clothes.
...-...s man connected with the
Ir -his WAY don't think him
remember what ! tell yOu:
..I tJ0F hIne
.... SOD mot h,mf
..... Boon tnore several times before
-.......s for stealing the Mghly-beft-
......-. s ~ tAi- the latest dItty. "a they
....-Iue what / want % write that
.t ..ar TO uYtrWOrk myself and IN
|.H before. II yOu meet one OF my
.... friends carving a cargo Of
. yru can put up your last milk
......t with regard 20 practical Jokes
..... been there several times before
...t. have made many strange and
.E..usUCes. and though the one
.... tltel YOU first VIII be one IN
people VINO were once friends
'. tLe laugh on me, l have
.. ...--... that fully expresses one Of the
u-h- have had on occasions
..I
.... .--. incident where 7 played the
r-u Jet me whisper 90 YOU
.....t un not SO much oi Jay as
.., Ha ucllurd % tbIuk-I was met
.. street iu Chicago by q gang OF
raH. who rushed up behind me
.- declared themselves Auarch-
...... ." very ClsaCreea5le m1nuer de-
"u,,u'ce .uriy scalp as my
...l ta ,ell IL. or the equivalent
-nr- 90 give it M? Well now
ur lit,.' said Mary. and agree
.. prayed bard IN NV lnmOst soul
..f.er toUl plot
.f got YOU now aud we propose
-.r..-.l ola Our four poor brethren
mI murdered most foully and
..rc. who DO You think ann" 1
... r- les" They al replied in n
... commenced TO laugh, think
were making sport of me. but the
..I ,a llooJ-ard-tluuder voice
...t ought TO- go ON the Bowerv
....-.. 1-u.L no cute: ! told you
.u ta uevered own himself TO be
r. I. $500 got hlm Just the same
Lave -por, with his nobs.
...-I under whisper something
.I.s and pistols. and what they
H'l uv corpse when they had
.....-.1. This was too much for
i tire first time ln my life on
...4Hlu I got down on my knees
..... llt Ioud before them. as they
Tie. undertook for second
... . .r..-in % chem that they had
....... and that / was not the
|.t the ultor DE Wolf Hopper.
...l t.em any amount of money
.. .. lumber of seats, when one Of
.t outs
.r. have box -
...." / Yelled without delay to a
.. .. frequently opposed 20 saying
... echoed the others. shame
-.... ..re t. Doc rcvenged, not 90 take
Well report YOU 20 the gang.
...' .r. ..w withdrew.
....ar. pray again. but had ] known
.tt.. h..Or looked so little ike me.
BE-. r features and form, / might have
.tlt-.r.u.e. So took it for grant
..t.. Ve must be doubles. Just then,
- ....' %. m dramatically pulled a knife
inches long from under hls coat
.. sought tho pavement, and | telt
va,tr coming out Of my forehead
.. ..... o. God ~ the terms of DR.. Tai
.N.a. shall 7 do 10 be saye1?n
... heard general chuckle and some
rF..ces ln the gang who discarded
.s and proved 20 be members of
.nr company. The eiChteen-inch
.h had terrOrlZed me was then
..u.e ike piece Of wire. and
be scrap of tin procured for
rf.-e.
,.L tlev had a great laugh at me. ard
.... smelly eay that never felt so mean
al ID cost me a dinner 10 the
to square myself on the event OF
-. .,..Ag.
III RAD THE LAUGH.
her and lar more pleasing incident
was the time ] invited two young
l.eu lately arrived IN New York &c
sunday with me IN Philadelphia.
wanted 10 know 10 advance whether
..a.,r Cry represented more fun fOI
n the Metropolis for this certa.r
... AND as | had 10 be there myself
wanted - say that had O., least found
p. there on SUNDAY, which stlnu.
...t hopes. they arrived and / TOOK
sI about the meeting houses and
yrral attempts 20 get Ia where
ty men are not admitted on the
lIa. We couldn't even ind cigar
r.. a they left me on the late tram they
ar--i s1lemulv: well, for Gods
'--e.' aad 1 had the laugh.
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