St. Tammany farmer. [volume] (Covington, La.) 1874-current, 1892-10-22
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Is-vbHe~acatiop alvssTs hegtm. ID
"a v. II always ends with . great iscarcit,
OF tbem.-saltimore American.
-Hicls-"Do Littlejohn and his wifi
get along we'll togethcr?" Wicks-"Yes
when they are apart Tran
feHHe riI az s.sias.Gf5
"A Promising Artist.--She-"D yot
paint in water eoabtsr' He wish dig
nitylr7''I am from kentucky, miss
Detroit Free Press. -.
She is wise woman who knowl
enough 10 know alittIe less about every.
thing than the man she wants to cap
ture. Elmira Gazette.
confidante?" SheS.Ces{piniy: am a,
your service" He--.'weM. would you
advise me TO proposAO your
A Successful. Poem.-..My last poem
made great hit. The editor was struck
with it," Good! Knocked him down,
did yeu?"-Atlanta Constitution.
No. beatrice, you are wrong: the
through Of the sea- is not put there for
the purpose Of watering the. ocean
Sreyhounds. "-Yonkcrs Statesman.
For . week be lily wandered:
Now through dreary months he saves,
Tc catch mp with what he squanderel
BY the Sad ssa WAVES PA1.r
-f--.....- Washington Star.
There is fine rose" said the
florist. 1.-Two dollars is what ask. II
hasn't a thorn" "No," replied Penni-
he's, sadly. But 1t hasa pricc r-.ilar.
pers haxari sfsGt- ~
Little Willic-"Why. papa. I Just
fred my. pop-gun at fiy." Mr.. Brown
Then how did you make such.
wreck?" Little Willie-"The fy was
eDthe pier glass" 10 - EssssseJ
The Time Was Not Aospicious-
N~64'U you dm't ioSe ASeU1h,
why do you not break the cngagemept?"
Elsie--''llc hasn't given me the ring
yet."-Jewelcr's Weekly. -.
When you are boarding in the coun-
try and complain about the mosquitoes,
You are always told that it is the first
time I'm the history of the pluce--that
they ever put imam appearance.=N. Y.
Sun.
Penelope = Up you notice any.
thing striking in slsis room:' Staylate
mo: didN 1oek = chough I did?-
dldaA How but that You
might have b he clock."-N. Y.l
Herald. ~
She (onrthe piazSa)-''Thanks.
don't care for ,tfe seemer-sug, but 1
should OVERWHELMING u put around |
ny neck" He--''What shalii fsteh a
shawl:" She --"No: anything With
lrms to it. Cloak Review. q ...L
II don't see what attraction the
iris can and about young S&plcv.
Why, his mind. il ihositively. teeble."j
Yes: but as he hasn't any occasion to
'se il they probably have sever found
out. Indiana polls Journal.
The MISUNDERSTANDING of brrav.
ry: why. durin' the Wilderness cam
'aign. ngle-handed, ] made forty con.
ederates rum" His Hearers = allow
vas that?" The Veteran-"well, they
based me. -Harper's Weekly.
Always pass the fruit to everybody
lse before helping yourself Common
'olitcncss will induce your company to +
ave tie choicest specimens upon the
late, and when it. comes to your turn
On can eat them without. exciting re- I
'arls.-Boston Transcript
-Hiends may fall away FROM, man.
is wife may go to her mothers and his
OIitical acquaintances may cross him
ON their list. -but rs long IS he can
eep his bald head above the waters of
blivion. the friendly house Ass will |
ever desert him-TPhiladelphja Times.
-'hOw old reyou. sonny POD s1Nvelve
ears old. sir" .'IOu are very.susll
v yoar age. What is your name?"
sammy Smith. Ny fsthcfis a baker ~
Manhattan avenue. $50 ysaR, IA
'eHis baker. might have known r.
from your size. You remind me Of
le Of his loaves."