The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1892-04-18

Now that German Scientist has dis
covered the measles germ. IL remains only
for some other Investigator to search out
that twin torment OF childhood and adde's
cence, tho bothersome bacillus OF love.
A woman who talks politics
now can break up almost any tea party.
Providence Journal.
The Journals new paragrapher ought
to learn wisdom from one of the Jour
mails local men, who announced in the
same issue that there are few cases of
dyspepsia that cannot be cured by hy-
gienic means. Really, the case is getting
very serious. Chew the food thoroughly
tant never bite off more than you can
chew, drink hot water before meals by
spoonfuls, waiting "A moment after each
for an eructation of gas disengaged by
the hot water from the fermenting con-
tents of the stomach" eat chopped raw
cabbage and try massage, and perhaps
you'll feel better.
The man who Is not willing to work
for Westerly in the Legislature or else
where deserves condemnation.-W esterly
Tribune.
Why don't you work for the tariff on
dressed granite and the party which de-
lcloS ~ tuChs
The echoes cannot die out any too soon
for the good of the community. The fair
name of Newport has been sufficiently
smirched already. News.
This is not quite the right view to
take of the matter. Newport should
not forgive and forget, but remember
and be revenged ON Honey.
As down the stream OF life we glide,
the golden moments rush past us, and
we find nothing but sand. -Woonsocket
Reporter.
We always knew the Reporter had
plenty of ''sund," but the statement
that it finds nothing else is discourag-
ing to younger newspaper. The News
had hoped that the Reporter had struck
few ''rocks" Also.
st. John has been The Citizens candi-
date from the start. We are glad to see
the Voice taking him up. He has de-
clared himself not candidate, but prob
ably, like Mr.. Gilbert, he will not dare to
disobey the command Of his party.-Inde-
pendent Citizen.
Oh. st. John will run If You ask him
to do so. 1t booms the lecture" busi-
ness.
A patent voting machine with key
board arrangement had trial at Lock
port, n. y, this week, in the town cleo
ton and il is claimed for it that three
votes per minute can DC registered and
that the machine will save its cost in two
years. --Sprinilicld Union.
II wouldn't find any favor in Newport.
under the present city government.
Republican papers are safe for the pres
ent IN claiming that but for the Prov-
dence Journals support Of some OF the
Republican candidates in Rhode Island
the Republicans would have won more
pronounced victory. Worcester Post
Yes. perfectly safe. For the fact is
that that particular part of the Repub-
lican ticket which had only the Jour
nars derision. ran better than the part
which had its somewhat supercilious
support.
In elects that feed daily upon the
"NEws" could not long remain minute.
Olueyville Times.
That is very handsome. Between the
Olneyville Times and the Providence
News, which is the favorite daily Of
that locality. the people of Olneyville
need bigger and bigger hats every day.
Notwithstanding assertions 10 the con.
rrury. IN purttyHu ffttrputficuu papers and
IN Others hostile To Mayor Honey, the bal
lots cast In the Newport election of last
Tuesday were sealed up I'm open meeting.
after the count. in the. presence of Col.
Perry, who represented the Republicans.
and are being preserved for use by the
Legislature II the Republicans desire 10