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Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-07-31
Cut by a Moving Machine.
SPECIAL Telegram 10 ne sunday RsNi,sr.

e A cfe8f eve G" -lta N.tt--tAs At-s--ta'f
PETERSBURG, w. Va, July 3O.-F.
"a young boy who lives at Lu-
remiles below here, jumped in
showing machine while il was
,en by his brother and before
get out Of its reach was struck
ades which cut through the
nearly through the boheS OF
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-07-31

here Saturday and SEnaay On mis- way TO
New York
Mrs. I. c. Elliott at Keyser, is. visiting
her parents, Mr.. and Mrs j. B. Fogee on
State straat
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-07-31

lneiy 49, been, however, very fe
cases of proStratlou reported.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-07-31
The wnrld nfsnnns

Phil Dryer, Matte Corbett and Jack
Mcdonald intend TO back Jim CorbeIt
to defeat Sullivan.
1t Is believed that the American mile
swimming iecord is y anger Of bein
broken at the Allan speculation
A. U. swlm1 rad be heR
Lafayette fatprdav
" ter in Kill Is
there Is cu-kY
ord mad Sdf
AUS
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-07-31

hot weather OF the past
All an appreciable effect
utput for the week IN
10 Wheeling and vicin-
9 not closed down for the
be pudding departments
q steel mills many work
nDelled TO quit altogether.
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NOTES..

EANED IN THB BUSY
SHOPS.
le Belmont Top and Ben
Sparks from the
! Factories.
Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-07-31

To-day IS feast Of St Ignatius Of the So
ciety of Jesus, and eighth Sunday after
Pentecost. Ep. Rom. S:l2-l7; Gosp ST.
Luke, l6: 10 Baptisms p. n. Benedic-
ton p. N. SavalitieS will meet as usual.
To-day one week will be Holy Communion
Day for misses and boys. Savalities' feasts
Of the coming week are: Monday ST. Peter,
ad vincula; Tuesday, St Stephen, pope
and martyr; Wednesday, finding of the
body Of ST. Stephen; Thursday, ST. D0mi
mic, founGSr of the DominicanS: Friday,
feast of ST. Mary ad hives; Saturday,
TRANSPORTATION Of our Lord. Next Friday
will be frat Friday OF the month. The
priest will be in the church Thursday p.
N. for those going to receive on Friday.
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Variation OF u Popular Game.


There is u favorite game called who
Wrote It7' in which the titles of books
are given or bits Of verse arc quoted,
and the company arc expected to give
the authors names. But people have
played this for some time and arc be-
ginning to find out who wrote them,
and so the game has lost q little of the
first zest. Why not make n change FOX
once and take the names of the authors
of the operas' They're too well
known" you say. Are they' OF
course you who say 20 know all OF
these then Who wrote Martha, Nor
ma and Aida3 Who wrote Lucia, The
Crown Diamonds and The Magic Flutei
Who wrote The Queens Lace Hand
kercllicf, Oberon, The Barber of Sc
vile, Fra Diavolo, Romeo and Juliet,
Hamlet, The Merry Wives Of Windsor,
The Prophet, The Black Domino, The
Siren. The Huguenots, The Queen OF
sheba, Tampa, Don Juan, Esclara-
monde, The King of Us, Carmen, The
African, Othello, Traviata, Rigoletto,
The Daughter of the Regiment, The
Bohemian Girl, Fideliof-New York
Evening Sun.
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MONOCACY VALLEY RAILROAD.

MUWUCACI vAltEI RAllhUhU.
NEW TINE TAsLE.--On an sfler Wed
te.day August 22nd, 1887, trains on the Mo-
oeacv Valley Railroad will run as follows:
Leave Mechanlcstown
A. N. II A. NJ. G So p II
Leave Catociin Furnaces,
'rp.25 A, NJ. 3l5P. NJ.
Tickets tor sale at Mechanicstown by Mr..
J rank Hesxnn.
Local Freight viii he delivered on all
rams.
s. Schley, Pres. L.R. Waesche, Sups.
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U'AETS' FACTS! FACTS!
UNCLAIMED MONEY AND Estates.
Money and Estates awaiting distribution
among absent heirs

Money and Estates awaiting distribution
among absent hers,
1t IL an nndoubtcd, interesting. and lnpor.
tant fact, that during rccen, Years the num-
Der OF properties ana sums Of money awaiting
distribution among missing heirs and legatccs
arc rapidly on the increase. Recognizing this
fact, have for some years past engaged TO n
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Power Of Expression.

Our language has a wonderful powe,
OF expression. On one occasion, we art
told, a doctor of divinity rang the
changes on He that hath cars to hear,
let him hear" ''He that is accessible
to auricular vibration said the doctor,
let him not close tile gates of his tym-
pana" Then again we have that old
fashioned saying, '"The more the mer-
rier," delightfully."- translated in this
way: "Multitudinous assemblages are
the most provocative of cachinuatory
hilarity. ."-London Wt-Bits.
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A Sure Sign.

Young Man-Mr Tapcline, can you
put q new right sleeve in this coatf This
one is getting badly worn.
Enthusiastically, Mr.. Downey. Al
low me to congratulate you on the en-
gaxement. Judge.
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Church Directory.

Reformed Church-Rev. G. A, WhitmoIe
pas or Weekly Lectures Tuesday evening
Meeting of Ladies' Aid Society every second
Wednesday evening Regular serviccs
appointment from the pulpit
Lutheran Church Rev. ]. II. Barb, pas
tor. Services, Sunday 10 A. NJ. and $50 p.
NJ. Sunday School, 2, p. NJ. Prayer Meet
,ag, Wednesday. 8.45 P. NJ
Moravi.n Church, (sIcchancstown) Rev.
7. ". H+rbst Pastor: Preaching every Sun
.ny, alternating morning and evening
PRAYER Meeting every Friday evening Sun
day School 9 o'clock, n. IN.
Morav1an Church (Gracehsm) Rev. R. W.
Ic,bst, Pastor.
Preaching every Sunday. alternating NOR
King and evening
Mite Society every Monday evening.
PRAYER Meeting every Wednesday evening.
United Brethren Church-Mite Society
sicond and Fourth Wednesday.
sunday School P. N.
l'rayc, Meeting every Thursday evening.
Regular Services by appointment from the
ru!pit.
Methods: Episcopal Church Rev. j.
+. 2. Gray Pastor. Services every alternate
sunday al 10 A. NJ. Sunday School 9 A. NJ.
Prayer Messins every Thursday evening at 7
r.M
United Brs.hrcn Church-Rev A. n.
Horn. Pastor. Services every alter'n.e
ennlsy at 3 y. M. Sunday School every
runday at , p. III. Prayer Meeting every
Thursday evening at Up NJ.
g. Stephens Charch Protestant. Episco.
PAL. - Rev Dewitt { Loop. Pastor, Ser
vices, on jan s4,h at 81 ?. N; on Jan. 3lts,
., lol A. n and 80 nm alternately.
Evening Prayer. Fridays, a, ~.
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H. n.c1nsndER,.x

Al C.s ~ AOH1ti.
BMS7nN tnf 60. Wis, DC, 1873.
Rev J. C. Ea. ga v,uches tor Ne io'loninS:
Jalnce Rcona,, .h, was sllI ,,!r., '-1, s.. :ij.
Iarco IN ~ ror4' forn. ter ahnut N y'ars
was ,reet~, b; several phy--:IurH a':he,t
tn,ct. Two ,o.ths OF Pus.o: kH niS = NerN.
9oc cured him.
" oulL Have Dirta.
Ec,y"hE, Mars.. E"Tcnlincr. lst7!
wca !0 rata ali over, GOVT: g: no rsst r!ti'e'
,!:h: or da, and $50 ROT rt.e 80 {, s'T Tors
for Inonths, t1at after l',isnS l'hs:'' hn,N'&t
rye Io.ic only QUO scts, as abb, :" 81 "
end a.;.!!; tu my dr'kslthktn;. hdn {a'I
or, .vC hul-,' d toi-;F - l,;ctors ana .dL TX
brr"ft ! cr- ninty think six u.l have -!
io4s no IL l hal kot got this inruicinn
HltS. ADA fENEl.L.
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LATE COUNTY SCRvEYoR poR FREDERICK
CllINrY

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The Art TOnSOriAl

The Art TOnsOrial
MIR. AMOS LUCAS,
iot Long Branch
Having arrived at the Conclusion that the
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In the latest style OF the art tonsorla,.
SHARP RAZORS AND A CLEAN
SHAVE
Is the motto of this enterprising artist, and
by strict attention to business colt help
but please all Will be N his shop at all
times.
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Continued on Az page.
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In n Fair WAY to Do It

Friend (sympathetically)--lt won t
b. se very bad after all; It will soon be
over.
Criminnl-Oh, Two do doubt of it. ]
shaD ret the hang OF It. Rams Horn.
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made the engagement to meet them Mt
dinner, could hold my tongue no
longer, but communicated my reflec-
lions to Jacques, saying that our poor
friend must have 4 tremendous dose of
philosophy, or Il stoicism too affected to
he sincere
Why, no, my dear fellow" an
swercd jacques. IL assure you that
Latrivile is not as unhappy rs you
think. To begin with, he is getting ac-
customcd to his intirmity, and you
know that time and habit smooth
things down wonderfully. Then, he
finds in the devotion and affection of
his wife IL consolation that many pos
sessing both their eyes might envy
him."
Granted; still, without being blind
he might have wife quite as charm
ing, quite rs devoted"
mo, since it was on account of his
blindness that she married him."
GLOW SOP"
well, you know how his marriage
took place, and it is one of the facts
which best prove my theory of the law
OF compensation have always held
that there does not exist on earth be-
ing always happy, or always unhappy,
and that, early or late, we cxpiatc in
solcnt good fortune, just rs unmeritcd
misfortune brings rcparation early or
late. 1t is like baccara, in which every
player has his lucky day. Latriville Is
living proof of the truth of my sys-
tenn"
"Oh! see here" interrupted, ~ have
no doubt of the truth of your philoso-
ply, but want some explanation of
Latriville's case. As told you, lost
sight of him long ago, and am quite
ignorant as to how his story can help
out your ingenious. or at any rate, con-
selling theory"
True! true! Then listen and YOU
shall judge for yourself. When our
friend left for Tonllin with his rcgi-
mcnt he had just become engaged to
Mile. Jeanne d'Espars."
'Now MIN c. dc Latrivillc?"
"Wait! Latrivillc was very much in
love and artlently desired that the
marriage might take place before his
departure. The minister's orders gave
him no time, however, and he was
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-05-19
PRODUCE AND MERCHANDISE.

New YORK, May 1s.-TSpeciall-
Southern flour weaker, moderate do
mand. Wheat irregular, quiet. closing
steady; No. red, 964@07 a1oat; op-
lions moderately active, irregular, clos
ing hrm; early months, B@4 up and
late months & down; May, SS%; June,
SeA; July. S95s. Corn higher, Quot,
scarce; No. .. 53nG054 elevator, $500
81 afloat; options advanced rs on May,
others unchanged TO Is up; closing firm,
trading light; May, 535s; Juno, 5TX;
July, sos.
Oats frmer, moderately acti ,e: options
quiet,closing steady; May, &c: June, 35 X;
July, 81. Spot No q; mixed Western
35@37h Coffee options closed steady,
to In down: May, lp.5C@l2.10: June,
12.O5@ l2.l0; Dec. l1.95ml2; spot Rio
quiet, steady: No 6. ID &. Sugar, re-
fined steady. fair demand. Molasses,
New Orleans steady, quiet; common to
fancy, a5@35. Rice firm, fair demand.
petroleum steady. quiet, refined, New
York 05; Philadelphia and Balti-
more, $.
Cotton-seed oil steady, quiet: crude,
20 Rosin steady, quiet: strained. COM
mon to good, l.450Ol.4715. Turpentine
dull. lower, 3l}I@3a. Pork quiet
steady. Peanuts steady. Beef dull;
beef hams quiet; tierced beef inactive;
cut meats firm; picked bellies, OK;
middles dull. Lard steady; Western
steam, 80; city, 800; May, $40 asked;
July, O. IS asked. Freights quiet, easy;
cotton, Gid; grain, 2l4d asked
TIN Types 10 minntcs SidcI,nv.r,s M, ,,c,n
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TRUSTEES SALE.-BY VIRTUE OF ADDED
i OF trust executed to me on the goth day OF
May, 1880, by James BayIiss and Lila his wife
anu duly recorded In the clerks office OF the
Hastings Court of the city OF Roanoke, In de cd
book vi, page III. to secure to Sarah Chauncey
savage, OF the city OF Philadelphia, II debt OF
$20OOO, therein mentioned. with legal inter, II
thereon from the Il Ate OF said deed on ynble semi
annually, and containing n waiver OF the home.
stead exemption; default having been made in
the payment Of interest on said bond and being
required by the party secured to do. will oncf
for sale nj public auction, at ~ O'CLOCK NOON
ON WEDNESDAY. THE 18TH DAY OF MAY
lSr!, in front OF the courthouse in the civ OF
KoaBokc, the following valuable property known
as the continental HOTEL" situated on Railroad
avenue, In the said city together with the iurni.
turc and fixtures, bounded aud described in aid
deed as follows:
beginning nj point on the south aide of
hhlroau avenue % Feet cast from Jencrson
street; thence along said avenue sou h 81 degrees
IS minutes east so feet 20 u corner; thence sonth
2degrccs Is minutes west IOu feet 10 n corner.
thence north - degrees Il minutes west ~ feet
To corner; theme north dc. rces Is minutes
east 100 feet To the beginning, contaiuirx 5000
square feet and known lots Nos Il and ~ ward
.. ncns the same lots that conveyed Ia -,I,;
james Bayliss 10y the Roanoke LAID and Inn
provemcnt COMPANY bv deed dated tho = day of
August lSN2, and or record in q clerks Office OF
the Corporation Court or tire civ OF Houuukr
deed book IL page 81; aud also an the ho,cl nx
lures furniture carpets aud, In short, All the
hereafter 10 he placed in the said building nv the
said James Bay is Tor the purpose OF pro5erlv
conducting II as Il hotel
TERMS OF SALE: onc-fourth OF the purchase
money III cash, the balance upon credit q. one
two and three wears from the day OF sale, carry.
ing interest from that date, payable semi. tnnn
ally, Tor which bonds will he taken from the Inr.
chaser Ia eQua amounts, to be secured nv n decd
400 ids M trustee.
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forced to leave without delay, his heart
full of sadness at the indefinite post
ponement of the realization of his dc.
sires.
Sin Tonlin he behaved gallantly,
like the brave fellow he is, and was pro-
NOTED for heroic conduct during the
retreat of Langson. This satisfaction
was certainly due him, as was the
cross which soon followed it, for on the
same day Latriville received in the
head one of the last of the Chinese
missiles; he was picked up in Il
dreadful condition, lay for months be-
tween life and death, finally remaining
blind, without any hope of ever recov-
cring his sight. While the surgeons.
were fighting for his life out yondcr,
his fiancec was taken ill with typhoid
fever, and died almost suddenly, going
to her last sleep in the family tomb of
the dEspars in her winding-shcet of
virginia. white.
They dare not tell Latriville of her
death, he would not have survived the
shock; SO by each mail went letter, to
be read at his bedside by gentle Sis
ter OF mercy, which spoke of the dear
fiance who was waiting for the poor in
valid and loved him still. In point of
fact, it was not all falschood, for the
admirable woman you saw just now,
who was then Louise d'Espars, had
taken his sisters place, had offered to
be. without the knowledge OF the
wounded man, the comforter that
Jeanne could no longer be-
Yes, it is now two years since Latri-
Wills return and marriage; as yet no
one has betrayed the subtcrfugc; he be-
lievcs that he has the one whom he
had chosen, the thought of whom gave
him strength in his sufferings. For
him it is Louise who is dead, Jeanne
who lives. So the sharp sorrow
that awaited him was conjured away;
his wife is full of the deepest, almost
maternal tenderness for him; he
adores her. and is happy. Now is the
situation so drcadful?"
mo, really" said I, deeply touched
by the tale, but know not which to
admire most, the sublime devotion of
Mime dc Latriville or the delicate affcc-
ton of those who participated in the
plot and so religiously kept the secret
without n thought of their own pain in
constantly hearing the name of the
dear one no longer with them"
1T simply proves that human nature
is not SO bad as it is painted" said
Jacques. as he left me to dress for din
ner
At dinner time, when / saw Latri-
vile enter the room leaning on his
wifc's arm. the latter radiantly bcauti-
FIJI. bcaming with the soft light of sac
rifice, was so moved that could not
utter n word. stood there, seized
with admiration for this noble and
charming creature who seemed to me
The living incarnation of charity and
love. would have liked to tell her
that knew her story and vencratcd
her as a saint.
She held out her glovcd hand to me,
which touched with my lips, with
such deep respect that She guessed nv
thought and the divulgation of her Sc
crct.
My dear" said She, to her husband,
here is Mr. Mnyran."
And read in her clear eyes n prayer
hat, in my turn, understood.
ALMA LIZ Due.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-05-19

Patcrfamilias-llnvc you boys bicy-
cle;?
Dcalcr-Ycs, sir. Do you want q
safety or the other kind?
"llum! Let's see. Is u safety SO
named because it is safc?'
Eyes, SIR"
Perfectly safe?'
absolutely, sir"
'"Thcn feel very sure my boy will
prefer the other kind. "-Good News.
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A busy Household.

Sociable Minister-Do you read your
Bible every day, my little dear?
Little Dear-No, indeed. / don't have
time. I'm too busy helping mamma
stone raisins and things, so as to always
have something nice for dinner every
time you come.-Good News.
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Too Into to Recall.

Mrs. Gramcrcy-As you wished to see
him on business, I'm very sorry my hus-
bands out of town and not likely to re-
turn for few months.
Mrs. Malaprop-It's provoking, of
course. but suppose I shouldn't allow
myself to feel disappointed. You would
be surprised to know how many persons
are away from home just now, taking
the gold curc.-Life.
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Not. Guilty.

Careful Mother-Iark! Huh, If q
young man wants to talk to my daugh-
ter, he can just talk out loud. / hear
whispering in the parlor.
Small Boy They isn't whisperin',
mamma They is only kissing-Good
News
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FINANCE AND COMMERCE.

NEW YORK, May 1S.-ISpecialI-E
CCnange quiet and steady. at 4s7@4sSH.
easy, at lH@2, closing offered at 3.
Sno-treasury balances-gold, SlOo. 800
600; currency, S2l.390, 600. Governments
ponds dull and firm-4s, 1l7A. State
bonds neglected.
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Had Learned His Lesson.

John" said Mrs. Harkins, "there
are burglars downstairs
Very well, my dear. Go tell them
to move on"
'Why, you awful brute"
"Why? You requested me not to in
terferc in domestic matters last night.
Surely this is onc."-Harper's Bazaar.
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Tho Wherefore of 1t.

Tom-IIarry said that you owed
something to every tailor in town.
told him it was not SO, because
JaclI-Ah, then have friend
Tom-Because every tailor wouldn't
trust you.-Yanllee Blade.
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a ForcibIe Reminder.

Skater-Iicy, thcre-hclpl
Tramp (complaccntly)-Let me see;
amt you the man who told me this
morning everyone ought TO help them.
sclves?-Truth.
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Probably.

, Hiclss-What have you been crying
about?
Mrs. HiclSs-TNhat do you suppose?
I Hicks-I'm not good ut n guess; maybe
to get your eyes to match the shade of
Your hair.-Truth.
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Mr.. Nicefello (cxhibiting penknife)-
This handle is pure silver. What do
you think of that?
Little Girl-Huh! That's nothing.
Sisters teeth is on plate of pure gold.
Good News.
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A Perfect DAREDEVIL

"Have cigawette, Cholly, OIL fcl?"
"Nevah use them, deah boy; and I'm
weally SURPRISED that you have that
wcakncss!'
weakness? I'll have you know,
then, that it takes n pwetty stwong
chap to stand cigawettes!''-Puck
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sho Need Seek No Further.

Miss Flypp-I want a husband at
once handsome, accomplished, patient,
enterprising and manly.
Young HunlScr-Miss Flypp, allow
me to offer myself. Judge.