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This Man is an Urols to Himself.

The fact that Mr.. Hukle will marry
his step mothers sister Of course will
make him no blood relationship.
But, neverless, his father will be his
brother in-law just the same. Miss
Wilkins has one unmarried sister now
living at home. She will be sister
in-law of Mr.. Hukle as we'll as his step
aunt. His own wife will be his step
aunt. His step-mother will be his
sister-in-law, while his own mother-in-
law is his step p-grandmother. Mr.
Burt wilkins, brother of the bride,
will be Mr.. Hukle's brother in law,
while he is still his step.uncle, and
thus the entire relationship Of the con-
tracing parties can be figured out.
1t is this which makes the marriage
a remarkable one.-Er.
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'oil, and try it effectually and fearless
of sentiment against you.
Recitation, "In the Gate," by Flor
ence Kitchen.
Address by II. w. Ewes. Recita-
ton, "The Doctors story by Della
Harman.
Address, "Faith," by Rev. Houtz.
We must all have faith in whatever
we undertake. We teachers must
have faith in our work. The teachers
must have faith in the boys and girls
they are teaching. The sculptor has
faith in making an image from the in
animate block of marble. The teacher
has double advantage as he has liv-
ing material to deal with.
Recitation, "If You are Courting a
Girl, Court her Honest and Square,"
by Geraldine Conner.
Address by Prof. Steiner, irregular
Attendance and Truancy." When
ever pupil stays away from school,
the teacher should inquire about his
absence. When pupil is kept from
school by sickness the teacher should
show his sympathy to the pupil by
visiting him. If the teacher does only
what is required Of them they will
make no great success as teachers.
Address by DIR. Waller. The work
of those WHO have done anything
toward education can hardly be meas
ured. There is no mere method
which will give desired results, the
teacher is the important element. AS
matter of economy lengthen your
school term. AS matter Of justice
to the pupils and teachers have free
text books.
Recitation, "The Farmer in Wheel,
or the New Lochinvar," Myrtle Her
ring.
The following resolutions were
adopted:
WHEREAS, at the call of Supt.
JOHNSON we have assembled to hold
our annual district institute.
WHEREAS, we excuse Prof. Russell
and Bakeless from attendance on &C
count of sickness.
BE IL Resolved, that we extend
our thanks to Supt. for the effort put
forth in behalf of the teachers and
schools, also for excellent educational
talks.
BE it Also Resolyed, that we here
by acknowledge our appreciation of
the excellent music furnished by the
Orangeville orchestra, the kindness of
Mr.. &. H. Moore for the use of his
room, also to the people of Orange
vile for their kindness shown to the
people of the institute and the interest
manifested by their attendance during
each session of the institute. Also,
that we acknowledge the benefit de-
rived from these meetings, and that
we will always exert our best efforts in
their behalf.
Com. on Resolutions.
S. A. SMITH,
KATE SHOEMAKER,
EMMA TOWNSEND.
The institute then adjourned think
ing they had spent day prohtably
and pleasantly together.
]. w. II DLAy, Sec.
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The import and export ac-
count for 1891 is now published
by the government. We shipp-
ed grain, oil, merchandise, etc,
to amt. of S97o,5o6,2 ,2S2, and
received goods from other
countries to the amount of
SS22, 1912, $40, leaving a bal
ance in our favor of SI4o,1os,-
$50. On the strength of this
we will continue to sell J pric-
ed coats. Blankets, shawls,
flannels, dress goods, ETC., will
remain this month on the bar
gain list. We will take good
produce at market price for
all cheap goods. "How is
your stock of dishes ?" We
we have them in all styles A
bargain in a few hanging
lamps.
Court people this week are
specially invited to call and see.
|. w. HARTMAN & SONS.
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A japanese Fox.

The japanese believe in species
of fox which, if it lives to be fifty
years old without having been chased
by dog, transforms himself into a
beautiful woman. This same fox. if
he lives to tie age Of 100 years, gains
some new powers, among which is
that of becoming a wonderful wizard.
When he reaches the age of 1000
years he becomes celestial fox with
nine golden colored tails, and has the
power of going to heaven whenever
he chooses.
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Profits of Girard Goal Lands.

The Board of City Trusts held their
regular monthly meeting on Thursday
The financial report showed that the
net receipts for the year ending De
cember 81 amounted to $576,o5s,63.
This is the largest sum ever realized
from this source, and is an increase of
52,727,o6 over the receipts os the
year 1890. This great income comes
from the development of the Girard
coal lands in Schuylkill, the Girard
Water Company and the other i'm
provements instituted BY the managers
of the estate.
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Let every enfeebled woman know it |!
Theresa medicine that II cure her, and
the proofs positive
Here's the proof-if it doesn't do
you good within reasonable time, re-
port the fact to its makers and get
your money back without word-but
you won't do it.!
The remedy is DR.. Pierce's Favorte
Prescription-and it has proved itself
the right remedy in nearly every case
of female weakness. 1t is not mira
Gle. 1t won't cure everything-but it
has done more to build-up tired, en-
feebled and broken-down women than
any other medicine known.
Where's the woman who's not ready
for it? All that we've to do is to get
the news to her. The medicine will
do the rest
Wanted-Women. First to know it.
Second to use it. Third to be cured
by it. The one comes of the other.
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CMA(I. Are many Of the count
lNAI ~ less rnicrohec which in

h-BIJT- less microbes wnlCn IN
DEADLY fest the earth. Their
destruction is great, as they destroy life
in thousands of human beings annually.
The only limitation to their devastation
is food to feed on. They produce
countless diseases as malaria, scrofu-
Ia, eczema, cancer, contagious blood
poison, etc, etc. The remedy for this
small but numerous and destructive
foe, is to expel him from the body by
the use of Swift's Specific. S. S. S. will
route him out completely, and force
out also the poison which he has left
behind. Be sure to get the genuine.
Do not let any one put off on you a
substitute or imitation. Send for our
book on the blood and skin.
SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., Atlanta, Ga.
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Children Cry for Pitchers Castoria.
When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria
When she was . Child, abe cried for CastoriA
When she became Mis-. she clung 70 oastoria.
whsnshshad Cnildrsu. she gave them CAssoria.

The editors of the Beaver Star who
were convicted of lbeling M. S. Quay
by publishing an article connecting
MIN with the Bardsley steal, last fall,
were sentenced by Judge Wickham in
the Beaver county court to pay fine
of 5000 and undergo Imprisonment
for six months in the county Jail
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WANTED Weavers and winders.
Pay good and work steady and light.
Go on your own time without delay.
Bloomsbury Carpet Works. If.
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Yes Roshon's Gallery will leave
Bloomsburg April Ist, and if you want
Is fine cabinets for 81 90, now is your
last chance. 90 IT.
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OFFICE TO RENT.

A room on second floor of CoLUM-
BIAN building, steam heat, water on
same floor, electric light if desired.
Apply to Geo. E. Elwell. If.
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A large stock Of over coats
for men, boys and children at
D. Lowenberg's.
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PENITENTrARY AND ASYLUM.

DR. John Curwen. for keeping Lizzie
Hawley at Warren hospital"...s 9l y
Drs = Shultz and Fl MEREDITH for
the keeping OF insane in the Dam
willie State Hospital. al............... 365 o.
Treas OF the Eastern Penitentary,
for the keeping OF con victs........ 2s2 z5
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Highest cash prices paid for Hides
and tallow at A. Solleder's Leather
store. I2-II-2m.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1892-02-05

The seat of sick headache is not in
the brain. Regulate the stomach and
you cure it. DR.. Pierce's Pellets are
the Little Regulators. Only IS cents a
vial
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Everything cheap for cash al
Mars, he is selling out his stock.
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BUSINESS LOCALS.
Suits for men, suits for boys,
and pretty little suits for child
ren at d. Lowenberg's.
THE GREAT FRENCH PHILOSOPHER

THE GREAT FRENCH PHILOSOPHER
Said, "Thc man who discovers a cure for the
superdamnable pains Of gout and rheumatism In
greater than any metaphyscian." The Brazilian
Indians have done more I'm the Cactus Blood
Cure since It lays the at the root of all dis.
eases, by simply purifying the blood neutralizing
the poisons OF scrofula and specific disease. No
minerals, no failures, no rivals.
Sold by
q. A. McKelvy, Duggtst, Bloomsbury Pa.
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]. H. Maize has moved his law and
insurance Offices to Lockards building,
corner Main and Centre streets, sec
Ond floor. Il I5-4w.
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Glasses fitted free Of charge at J. G.
Wells All work guaranteed.
c. c. Marr still takes dried fruit and
produce.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1892-02-05

&C. Mari is selling his entire stock,
except groceries, at cost, for cash.
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Don't Do It.

Said my physician, who for six months
had doctored me for dyspepsia without
success, when told him | was going
to try Sulphur Bitters, they will only
make you worse. did try them, and
now am well man and can eat any
thing. Sulphur Bitters are great foe
to doctors -George B"stett, ~ J..
g. and II. II. Railroad. 25-2t.
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All persons wishing fine cabinet
photographs should call early at Ro-
shon's Gallery, as the building is to be
torn down in the spring. Fine Cabi-
nets ST 90 per dozen. ao-2t.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1892-02-05

A splendid safe for sale, inquire Of
e. e., Mari.
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@. A. McKelvy. Dugg,st, Bloomsbury Pa.
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BURIAL OF DECEASED SOLDIERS.
w Shaw, burial offs B Anderson...3 IS,
James Shultz 34t
w w Black. d Traxler.... as,
Jas Pennington burial OF w Kline Nj
b + WhitmoyeI. burial OF Samuel
LtVoYt.. ........S........................ s.
Margaret Huiiohan, bnFiai OF Ed.
ward Pursel.. el....A....--.-.............. IS,
A ID See,ey. burial Of Ira R0od......... az
B Lockard, burial OF Enos L Brown IS,
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Amt OF assets over liabilities 3lSJ 70
We, the undersigned, Comm ssioners of Co
lumbia county, do hereby certify that the
foregoing Is n correct statement of the ac-
counts of the said county for the year A, D.
-
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JESSE RITrENHOUsEl
B.F. EDGAR, SCo, CoM'Rs,
q. l., SANDS.
Attest:-C. NJ. TYRwILLIGER. Clerk

We, the undersigned Auditors of Columbia
county, having been elected to adjust and
set 10 the accoun's OF tho Treasurer and Com
Dissioners OF Columbit county, do hereby
certify that We met at the office of the Treas
urer and Commissioners In Bloonsbnrs on
Monday, Jauuary fth, A. u. 1899, at II o'clock,
and proceeded 20 audit the accounts, and
ended the examination on Thursday, Janu.
ary 18th, 1892, heing engaged therein seven
days, ana carefully examined the accounts
and vouchers OF the same from January 9TH,
1891, to January 4tb, 1892. and fnd them corr
rect. AS above stated.
CYRUS ROBBINS,
JERE b. NUSS. AUDITORS.
JOHN II. DIEMER,
Attast-J. ID. BoDINE, Clerk
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Unnecessary Expense.



Among the many stories told OF
Nantucket by old residents AMI fire..
uuent visitors II one that, while II
seems almost improbable, il neverlhe.
lefs vouched for by unimpeaehabls
authorities.
Some years ago n man In Nantucket
was tired for petty larceny, aud sen.
fenced by tho Judge to three months In
Jail. A few days after the trial the
Judge, accompanied by the Sheriff,
was on his way 10 the Boston boat,
whom they passed man who was
busily saving wood.
The sawyer stopped his work,
touched his hat politely, and said,
"Good morning, Judg,!"
The Judge looked at him earnestly n
moment, passed on little way aud
then ;lrncd 10 glance backward, say.
ing 10 the sheriff
"why, isn't that the msn | sen.
fenced TO three months In jail the other
Jay2"
ayes" replied tho Sheriff. with
some hesitation, "yos, that Is the man
But you-why you see, Judge-we-
we don't happen to have anybody else
In Jail just now, and we thought
'twOuld be n sort u useless expense for
US 10 hire somebody 10 Keep the Jail for
three months just for this one man, ~
| gave him the Jail key, and told him
II he'd sleep there at nights | guessed
II would be all right"
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From an EfsiaHgfl
One Of the stories told about the Hon.
william L., Wilson OF West Virginia,
who was permanent chairman OF the
Democratic National convention, was
Thu. MIR. Wilson went into the Con.
federatc army ~ a drummer boy and
was nj two or three Of the earlier
battles Of the army Of Northern
Virginia. AZ Ball's Blufi Gen. Long.
street found young fellow sitting
with his drum on a iglleu tree, taking
no Interest whatever In the very
interesting proceedings going on half
mile in front Of him.
"why don't you rJoin your regi-
ment, slit" Longs,tcet asked sngrily.
"What's the use?" the boy answered.
81 sin't got nothing to fight with
hut this drum, and those blamed
Yankees have shot the sound out Of II.
Either get gun or 70 homo nov,
aud thnpr the long ami the snort OF IL.
| VIII not fool away any more time re-
sisting this here Infamous invaslun
with n lcaky drum, aud you can report
that at headquarters" Young VIII.
son was given gun which did not
leak, ami at the surrender u al risen to
the rank Of captain In the Confederate
army. lie has served several terms In
Congress from the Second district Of
West Virginia, whence he II now rep.
resontative, aud IA held ~ he the most
eloquent OF the younger generation Of
Virginia politicians.
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AZ convention Of reiormers, they
were failure. Ag a mass Of men
seeking power In "A new channel they
were not different from the common
run Ut men who want prcionnont.
Deununoing the railroads, they were
all rudy 10 use excursion tickets.
One man who was loud against the
roads has for years carried In his pocket
bundle Of free passes. Hie name
was mentioned for the presidency Of
the milton. A crowd Of returning
delegates came west on the Denver
fast mail. They had n special car, but
ovefrnn the regular coach. They kept
the windowa open and made the car
unfit 10 ride In. They were noisy.
They had many bottles with them.
One fellow with gap badges on his
patriotic breast dropped n full tottle
from his pocket In the depot ai OmahS
and became the source Of much sport
for the crowd. Altogether II was not
wholly unlike Tuscarofa party.
1 have had much interest IN TINT
new party, but while II has doubt
less some grand men aud women,
representatives as have Heeu
iltins utliNNFt hVNNN'it ~ WIZ
stay and that II viii prove TO be the
union Of the South aud the West
against the East and 1898 will zee the
Demo cratic party swallowed by II or II
will he swallowed by that party. In
either case II viii be restoration Of
the South to q large share In the poIlti'
cal control Of the nation. Even now
these delegates are full Of tire Idea that
n thoy can throw the election Of Prosl.
dent into the House, Democrats will
eco the popular wave and vote to Heai
Weaver rather than Cleveland In or
der to secure reelection for themselves.
We ran from Omaha TO Denver IN
fourteen houTs aud half. In the early
morning when near Denver the rail-
road men nj station found u ebay
stealing ride on one OF the trucks. lilo
was 10 covered with dirt IA to make II
impossible TO soy whether he was
white black or fed, but from the cut Of
his lib and the presence OF what wa
supposed to have been n plume II wa
agreed that he was one Of the salt LAX,
Tuscarorns returning TO the home oI
his adoption. CHARLES ELLIS.
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monclng at o'clock pm. on Wednesday.
the 2lth day Of July, lsEl. Admission TO
the conference VIII be by ticket. Every
Liberal h entitled TO ticket, and the
same can DO procured either Of tho chair
man or secretary of the committee. All
Liberals are urged To be present AZ mat
tiers of tho gRVost Importance will be
considered.
Among the questions proposed for con-
alteration are the following
LIST. Is II doomed advisable for the
Liberal PARTY 10 nominate delegate for
Congress next fall2
md. II not, shall the Liberal party
wage an active campaign next fall ior the
local oficcs9
3rd. Is tho Liberal party ready TO adj
yocate Immediate statehood for Ctah?
It'll. * u tho judgment Of tho Liberal
party that tho time has arrived to divide
on party limos Ia Uhhl
Again, u full attendance Is urged, In
order that the voice OF the party may be
heard aud is servants governed thereby.
o. W. POWERS,
c. \. ALLEN, Chairman.
Secretary.
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NOTES OF TRAVEL.


Travelling affords one good oppnr-
tuuity to study people, have noticed
that the ditliRotive traits OF the pure
New Englauder do not change with
time. The same 10 true OF the people
OF tho South and Southwest. The
rural Yankee on tho ears tails about
himself and never surprises you with o
thought above the average. The
southener iudulges h railltry. He In
frivolous, hut does no, try to make you
think he e not, Tho westerner in.
dulges IN brsg.
A. Omaha saw something OF the
Peoples Party convention that Sawed
the Union" on tho Fourth OF July, It
was very clear that the delegates felt
that they had done q very patriotic
work and that they were "blg" with
prenatal blessings foT the country.
Here and there was ~ old man who
was full Of grand Inspiration, tho
roughly honest aud capable OF doing
nothing wrong consciously. But the
mats was no better than the average,
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FIRE IN A COAL NINE.


Elder Brigham Johnson, con Of
Bishop J. +. IL. johnson, will arrive
home In a few days from the Sandwlch
Islands, where he hiss been during the
past three years laborlng in the mi-.
sionary field. Brother johnson il q
promising young man and will receive
hearty welcome by his numerous
friends. The military band is already
preparing II serenaie for him, ns he
was one OF their number before leaving
for the Islands.
Ole Peterson and Hannah Bernison,
Ole II. Olson anu rhotolorg Nagnu.
sen, all Of Spanish Fork, received
marriage licences to-day, and before
leaving tho court hOute were married
by Justice W. IL. Brown,
a Mrs. Snow Of this place spent The
Fourth at Castle Gate and returned
home yesterday. She reports that on
that day lire broke out IN the coal
niue OF the Rio GrAndc Western rail-
rOSi at that place, and before II could
be eXlinguishei considerable Gansge
was done. Fortunately no lives were
lost.
Lehi city is building fine achool
house ut n cost Of si7,00O. Nc. SAMUEL
Liddiard Of Provo hiss the contract.
III. work on the building has been
delayed, however, for some time on
account Of difficulties In obtaining the
kind " brick the contract cislvd f5r
Lehl WIS 10 furnish the brick, but was
| unable to got tho kind required. They
have been able. however, TO obtain
them nj Ogden, and the work viii
now bu rapidlW pushed.
The Provo tabernacle choir held a
practice last night, at the conclusion Of
which they resolved to have M eX'
cunion 10 Hrber City, 1t h their ia.
tention to secure the assistance Of the
Fourth ward glcr club aud our military
hand. II this 10 accomplished the uu'
derlRking IL sure Of success aud very
enjoyable time viii be had. Atprtsent
| II h their intention ~ leave hero about
IeIuiy 2sth and return on the 8lst, amt
while at Hober they VIII give concert
phis viii be very interesting Trip, tor
the scenery Ia line ami the roads are IN
an excellent condition.
q. A. King went TO Fillmore this
morning on business. lie, In company
with /. n, Hinckley, Jr, Of that place,
intends shipping few carloads VI
hOrses TO Kansas City.
PRovO, July 7lh.
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Tie following list OF applicants to
teach was read:
TEXT hooks.

Referred to the committee on
teachers,
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whiitomore, Cooke x Go. stated that
the ire insurance ON the Eighth whrd
school building expires July sih, and
asked TO be Instructed TO renew the
same. The insurance was placed with
the North German Fire Insurance
company Of Hamburg, Germany
The amount Of policy II $3.50, ratio,
sl.sg for three lyGars, premium, s2l'3O'
Renewed.
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And Still Another.

And now comes the information
from Denver that, commencing July
10th, the Colorado Midland train Will
arrive at Denver at $40 a. m. instead
OF $3.50 a. III. as at present. This is the
train which connects with tho Rio
Graudo Western No. ., leaving Salt
Lake City at n. m. Tho time con
suined from Salt Lake City TO Denver
being "a hour AMI 10 minutes This
IL the fastest train between Salt Lake
City and Denver.