St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-01-07
SUNRISE SIGNALS.

An enterprisng South Dakota man is re-
ported to have stolen a railroad car loaded
with wheat. 1t Is thrown out as clue for
Hawkshaws, that this is, possibly, the same
individual WHO'D stole sawmll and went
back the same night and tried to carry away
the mill dam.
No candid Farmers Alliance man can sue
cessfuily deny the fact that Donnelly is vivid
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Thirteen delegates from the New York
Press club will represent the journalists of
Gotham at the San Francisco convention OF
International Press clubs. On the basis of
one delegate for every fifty members, this
gives New York membership of over six
hundred good men and true. Their names
are: Charles w. Price, A. Frank Richard
son, Charles Henry George, Thomas H. Evans,
Marshall P. Wilder, William r. Worrall.
George f. Lyon. William Berri. ]. l. Char
louis, Samuel C. Austin. Edward Bupnell
Phelps, A. E. Pearsall Thomas P. McElrath.
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The Associated Press will feel real grieyed
when it learns that Editor Charles A. Dana
has got mad and won't play any more"
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A word to distinguished foreign visitors in
America: Please do not judge us by our
news stand literature.
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At fifteen years of age Senator PETER was
"a male school teacher in PENNSYLVANIA.
That was when the down on his chin was
new 1t is now down about four feet and
still growing.
T. S1li d.
to be spelling for fight, but it is surmised
that they will keep through the winter. Ice
Is plentiful and cheap.
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The erudite and universally accomplished
secretary Of the st. Paul Featherhead club
sends in the following four-line- single scull
stanza to be throwa bodily into the midst of
the public The lines are prefaced by the
statement that they are commemorative of
the distribution of the new silver coins begun
last Monday by the treasury department:
THE dollars are a-rolling.
New minted. fresh and bright;
Yet while these lines I'm trolling
They're rollIng-out of sight"
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The great Democratic state of New York
has the largest -producing-country Can
ada is still unexcelled as a skip-producing
territory, st. Paurs convention boom is still
upon the jump; and there you have it, hop.
skip and jump.
The belief is fast obtaining that the indie
pendence of Independent Republican State
Senator Edwards, of New Yhrk. Is really In
dependent.
Gen n. Bonaparte once casually remarked,
ord IS inv, oNlr To ha
side which has the heaviest batta!ions" But
the financial aid that Bandit CARA is now re-
ceiving from the clerical party in Mexico
suggests the theory that Gen. N Bonaparte
was talking through his hat
e."
Flattsm shrieked when Koscinsko Ed
wards stood up in the New York senate aud
allowed himself to be counted.
Son-in-Law Elliott F. Shepard heads an
editorial The World Be DID" This is in
the way of most humiliating confession of
the utter uselessness of a journal that has
been assiduously printing Bible text every
dav i'll the year for the last decade.
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The annual election of officers of the St.
Paul Press club occurs today. Members will
commence voting at 3:3J p. m. and continue
to cast ballots from time to time until inter-
fered with by the house committee. With
the exception of the GLOBE, ali the daily
newspapers of st. Paul have candidates for
the Office of president 1t is unnecessary to
state that, although these candidates are not
making an individual campaign, they are
each warmly championed by loyal friends
who propose to see that their respective ia
vorites have a fair field, a full vote and an
honest count. En- PEASANT the Press club is at
present in most fiourishing condition and
its members still sincerely interested in it's
future welfare. This fact speaks eloquently
for the energy and ability OF the various ofi-
cersand committee members whose terms
expire with the present annual election
Added to this. as indicative of the steady
growth and influence of the club, it should
be noted that several members of the Pioneer
Press staff who, unfortunately, missed con-
nection with The club as charter members.
are now ready to come in and join fortunes
with an organization which should include
ever newspaper worker In the city of St.
Paul eligible to membership under the pro-
visions OF the constitution. In the presence
of the undoubted right of every member of as
honorable a profession as exists in the
world to enjoy all the privileges of an organ
iZation Intended for their own exclusive BEN
eft. personalities should be dropped A.
press CLUB is not social institution; its linn
its are no wider than the roster of profes-
sional journalists within its jurisdiction. no
narrower than the provisions of eligibility
prescribed by the constitution. 1t is the bar
association of journalism; the brotherhood
of the fourth estate
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Chill apologises for everything but Pat
Egan.
Sir Edwin Arnold supplements his asser-
ton that there are no '.cuss'' words in the
Japanese language with the qualifying state
ment that there are no stoves or stovepipes
III Japan.
In Actor Mansfield's crusade against bill
board and Autograph advertising he might,
appropriately, take shy at front door, cir
cuiars and dodgers wrapped around the door
knob or showed under the SILL They are
simply the fragile toy of child's momentary
amusement. or numbered among the trash
carted out every morning by the hired girl to
the ash barrel in the alley.
FEATHER HEADS.
The "Bored of Education pu-
pilS.-Dansviile Breeze.
living in q rarrat NAV ba cold to ho q