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Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1892-03-11

A Considerate Passenger.

Worried Mother lin railroad train)-I
hope my baby's crying doesn't disturb
you. | can't stop it.
Old Bachelor (genially)-Tm all right,
madam. Don't worry about me. I'm
afraid, though, the noise is sort of a
wet blanket on those young people,
yonder.
Dear mel Why?"
They're on their wedding tour
Brooklyn Life.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1892-03-11
Save Yourself Money.

When you go to Pittsburgh, Pa, stop at
the Anchor Hotel, corner Liberty and
Fourth streets. 1t is strictly tirst-clasS
Hotel conducted on the European plan.
Lodgings, 25,-35,-or 80 cents.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1892-03-11

Mrs Wisblcts-Y You'd never be happy
in Heaven.
Wishlets-Why not?
Mrs Wishlets-They only play on
harps there and you'd never be satisfied
unless you could play on wind instru-
ment.-Brooklyn Eagle.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1892-03-11

Little Mani understand, sir, that
you have called me an unmitigated
lisr.
Big Man No. don't use the word
unmitigated
Little Man-1'hen | accept your
apology. Washington Hatchet.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1892-03-11

"A woman finds 10 glory in wearing
something that every other woman she
meets wears also.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1892-03-11
A Very Common Disease.

81 heard that you were suddenly
called to attend Mrs. Schmidt, the wife
of a rich banker"
$50 | was"
"She is troubled with an affection of
the lungs
mo, she is not troubled with any
affection at all. 1t is affectation that's
the matter with her"
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1892-03-11
The Golden Rule vorketh Not.

(At the soiree of the De Van Pegs
ters.)
Bobs-Jones Who is that woman
loaded down with diamonds and jewels?
Cholmondeley- is Mrs. Ninna
Hammer. the fashion writer, who has
created such sensation by proving
that jewels are vulgar. Cir
nr1lar
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1892-03-11
Some people imagine they are making
giant strides every time they kick.
Ia Grippe Successfully Treated.

Ia Grippe successfully treated.
II have just recovered from second
attack Of the grip this year" says Mr. Jas
Jones. publisher of the Leader, Mexia,
Texas "ln the latter case used Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy, and | think with
considerable success, only being in bed a
little over two days, against ten days for
the first attack The second attack | avn
satisfied would have been equally as bad
as the first bur for the use Of this remedy
as had To go To bed six hours after being
struck with it, while in the first case l was
able to attend to bus sineSs about two days
before getting down. so cent bottles for
sale by
D II Wuller, Butler; A. Bowsers, Pro-
specl; Broaden g. Allison, W. Sunbury.
In the last ten years the average man s
life has increased FIVE years and woman's
eight ears.
A single pair of sparrows in ten years
will have %. 600, 600 descendants if all the
birds are permitted to live In single
year pair will rear twenty young ones.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1892-03-11

Jorkins-Good thing Ms. Broke got
off about her husband. eh?
Callous-What was that?
Jorkins-Huhl Said he was three
handed wonder--right hand, left hand
and little behind hand. .-Drake's
MaraZine
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1892-03-11

Annie Rooney is dead. She was
Nevada race horse Of considerable local
fame
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1892-03-11

1t is sweet to live, but oh how bitter
to be troubled with a cough, day and
night DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup, however
is a sure remedy. % cts.
Il cannot sing tonight! Ny throat is
Soer" '.0f course you havnt tried SALIVA
tiou 0ilp No Then get it, and you
will sing like the birds.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1892-03-11
A Remarkable Cure OF Rheumatism.

Mess Cage and Sherman, of Alexander,
Texas, write Us regarding a remarkable
cure of rheumatism there as follows: .'Tne
wife Of Mr.. VIM. Pruitt, the Postmaster
here, had been bed ridden with rheuma-
tism for several years. She could get
nothing to do her any good. We sold her
a bottle of Chamberlain's Pain Balm and
she was completely cured by its use. We
refer any one to her to verify this state
ment.7 80 cent bottles for sale by
D. II. Wulier, butler; \. Bowers, Pro
>peet; Broaden q Allison. W. Suubury.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1892-03-11
co,s,,non,ion s,,rerv cured.

To THE EDIroR:-P Please inform your readers
that have positive remedy for the above-named
disease. BY its timely use thousands of hopeless
cases have been permanently cured. shall be glad
to send two bottles OF my remedy FREE to any OF
your readers who have consumption If they wll
send me their Express and P. o. address. Respect
.Vuy, t. sLOCUM. NJ. c.. ISL Pearl St. n. Y.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1892-03-11

D. II WulIer. Butler; \. Bowers, Pros
pect; Broaden & Allison. W. Sunbury.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1892-03-11
Reasoned Out.

"Ma, do the Esquimaux live on oil?"
eyes, my child, very largely"
"And is oil fat?"
"Yes, child"
"And does oil ever come out of the
ground?''
Yes"
"Well, the Esquimaux live on the fat
of the land, then, don't they?"-Demo-
rests Magazine.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1892-03-11
"a CHRONIC KICKER"

The great question of the day is:
How To keep irish dynamite excitement
in a manageable condition Easy enough.
Give each man bottle of Dir. Bulls Cough
Syrup Price % cts.
The triumph Of the age-Salvation oil, a
first-class liniment, for twenty-five cents.
Hunger ard i'll temper are convertible
terms. Never discuss an important sub
ject before breakfast.
All forms of serofula. salt rheum, etc.,
are cured By Hoods SarsapariIla, the great
blood purifier.
-Blottiug paper is male Of cotton rags
boiled in soda.
Try Dr. GRAMS grandmother Medicine,
no cure, no pay. Three months treatment
$1OO, for all blood, liver, kidney and
stomach diseases, at J. C. Redick's.
Nearly every bactslider begins his
reirograde course by picking at the faults
of Christians.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1892-03-11

The crop of women who want more
allmony ard less husband, is unusually
large hi, year.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1892-03-11
New Washington Penn, People.

Are not slow about taking hold of a new
thing if the article has merit. \ few
months ago David Byers, of that place,
bought his first stock of Chamberain's
Cough Remedy He has sold it all and
ordered more. He says: 1t has given
the best satisfaction. | have warranted
every bottle, and have not Tad one come
back" 80 cent and 81 90 bottles for sale
Lv-
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1892-03-11

inhabit the Three Amerlcas.
Rheumatism cured in a day" Mystic
cure" for rheumatism and neuralgia, radio
ally cures in To 3 days. Its action upon
the 81 stem is remarkable and mysterious.
1t removes at once the cause and the dis
ease Immediately disappears. The first
dose greatly benefits. 70 cts. Sold by j. c.
Redick, druggist, Butler.
Blonde hair is the finest and red is the
coarsest Number OF hairs to the blonde
head, 40, 600; on the black, l03, 600; brown,
1OO, eco; red, about so, 600.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1892-03-11

"A man can accomplish great deal
said the judge, III he has time-therelore,
| give you four years.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1892-03-11
HUM Phi z EYS'

sz - Eve D III " Es U -
This Precious OINTMENT is the
triumph of Scientific Medicine.
Nothing has ever been produced to
equal or compare with it as CURATIVE
and HEALING APPLICATION. 1t has been
used over 40 years, and always affords
relief and always gives satisfaction.
For Piles External or Internal, Blind
or Bleeding; Fistula in Ano /; Itching or
Bleeding of the Rectum. The relief is
immediate the cure certain.
For Burns, ScaIds and liberation and
Contraction from Burns. The reliefis instant
the healing wonderful and unequaled.
For Boils, Hot Tumors, Ulcers, Fistulas,
Old Sores, Itching Eruptions, Chafing or
Scald Head. 1t is InfalEble.
Tor Infiamed or Caked Breasts and Sore
.-ig3les. It is invaluable.
2r;ce, 20 Cents. Trial size, 25 Gents.
Sod ~ DRUGGISTS sen: pos;paii receipt Of price
IlrzPHREYs nGD. co., If1&1Is William ST., NEW YORK.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1892-03-11

A rica has an estimated population Of
l63, 900, 600 people. or AZ, OOO, 900 more than
inhabit the three Americas.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1892-03-11

In the last ten years the average mans
life has Increased FIVE years and woman's
at,rbt anrs
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1892-03-11
Hardware and House Furnishing Goods.

Washing Machines; the
Standard Rotary Shuttle
Sewing Machine. 2500
stitches per minute; the No.
I American sewing machine.
also Singer and Empress;
agricultural implements and
Lansing farm wagons; New
Sunshine & How nd ranges,
Stoves, table and pocket
cutlery, hanging lamps;
manufacturer of tinware, tin
roofing and spoutlng $ spec
ialty; the Johnston mowers,
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-12-24

his heart good to feel the honest. manly
determination to prove his gratitude by
prompt payment. But the first time he
does it the sun and moon viii fall out
Of the sky. If the machine worked
without the story and the promise IL
would be of no use to him: so they shall
be essential, because | wish to make
him happy. as he hasn't been hereto
fore, I'm afraid, for. after all, you
know, it isn't real good fun TO be Dor
rover when people are 50 stingy with
their money
There is a man who always makes
me pay his fare when we ride together
on the elevated road. l am going 70
give him bushel of tickets. Of course
l do not expect him to deposit any OF
them in the box, but think It will give
him pleasure to have his pockets full Of
them when step up to the window to
buy for him and for myself He gets
great deal Of fun, as it is, by following
me up the stairs crying: Let rue get
EN-; I've got dime right handy He
couldn't be forced up ahead OF me by 81
hydraulic press Ee likes 70 see me
change bill - the window aRd receive
the handful Of strange bogus which the
ticket seller always gives, especially il
he has previously had the pleasure OF
reiectin- ny last dime on the ground
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-12-24

she viii enjoy them more deeply if she
thinks they are mine. / will have one
ready every day, and will request her
to bring it back within fifteen minutes.
She will, of course, leave it in the
restaurant, or lend it to the young man
who waits for her in the shelter of our
doorway on rainy days. She shall not
know how many more umbrellas l
have, for that would put a damper on
her innocent mirth- No, she shall have
just as much Jun as in the past, when
had only my wife's umbrella land for
giving spirit to depend upon.
There is man who lunches with me
almost every day, upon whom would
like to bestow some token of my regard.
His front name is Billy and, judging by
the way he eats, should say his last
name ought to be Goat, but he travels
under an alias. On alternate days
paw for the lunch. That seems no more
than fair. On the other days he
matches quarters with me to see who
shall pay, and he sticks me with a
regularity which hesitate to ascri5e to
chance. | hardly know what to give
this friend. 1t would seem as if so
thrifty man could require nothing.
If there is anything he wants, why
doesn't he go and match quarters for 1t?
might give him IN invitation to lunch
with somebody else, but that would not
express my real feelings toward him.
He is an entertaining fellow, and
he abstains from paying fer things
on principle and not from meanneSs.
Why should anybody pay for any
thing when there are soft marks
like me born every minute? l will
give him bottle of old DIR. Manhat-
tans perpetual appetizer / Will give
him a quarter with two heads on it
and dated odd on one side and even on
the other. He fills his place in the
economy of nature. Yes, it is certainly
in the economy department that his
place is found.
/ would remember all such fellows as
Billy. They are the men who can be
made happy by a present. They can
| appreciate the advantages of acquiring
property in that way. Nature fur
nished them with this appreciation,
and if we others have anything left
after they get through. we should give
them part of it Why should we
give to the generous nan-to the giver?
Do we send our watches to the black
smith? Certainly not; we send them to
the pawnbrol;er. He knows what to
do with them; he has probably had
them before. Let Us, in like manner,
bestow our Christmas gifts upon the
person who knows how to take, who is
an expert at it, who takes everything
in sight This will be good exercise
in generosity, and after you have done
| it once or twice, the really deserving
may stand a chance Of getting some
thing out Of you
HOWARD FIELDING
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-12-24
JOHNNY WAS NO FARMER.
The Professor of bumps Made the Big
gsst Mistake of His Life.


gsst Mistake of His Life.
Johnny is bright lad of twelve win
ters and summers, and II he keeps on ~
the rate he is now travelling he Is des-
tined 70 become a great man. says the
St. Louis Republic. His mother gave
him quarter the other day, but instead
OF investing in marbles or balls he de-
.errnine To consult a phreDologist IN
order. as he said, ito fnd out what he
was good for" de visited a nelgheor-
ing expert in bumps and GePos4ts'd as
Quarter. with the remark.
Mister, please tell me al you know
bout me. Seer
The pbrenologist placed Johnny n a
chair, and, beginning in very inpres-
sive voice. said:
Young man, your forte in life lies in
the direction q the couutry- lou
should be farmer"
There was a moment Of silence while
the expert felt his way through Johnny
hristIinr hair finally the Plrenolosi
began again:
An. vouug mar, here IS another and
more decided bump This protuoeranco
denotes want OF energy. You should
exert yourself . r1n about. play with
ether BOYS. take mere exercise. and -
'HrIly gee shouted Johnny. wrlg-
Cling ext OF the professors Yrzsp.
Keep of5-n thai imp. GOT it ,urrin'
sorne-sets yesterday and faint gone
down yet See
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-12-24

plateau series or structures assuming
in general arrangement the ribs of
fan. These buildings are to be in five
divisions-one division each TO Eu-
rope. Asia, Africa, America and France.
Between the diverging lines gardens
are to be arranged, with the trees,
plants and flowers of the different con-
tinents, SO that from the buildings in
which are assembled works of art one
may step directly into the presence of
living nature. The plan includes pal
aces galore-one of electricity, another
of iron. a third of nickel, fourth of
aluminium, fifth of ceramics, a sixth
of CRYSTALS, a seventh of marble. All
these wonders-not to speak of a mimic
Niagara, blue grottO, Yellowstone
geyser and other watery marvels-are
70 cost about twenty million dollars,
but the state is not to be asked to adj
vance it. Private fnanciering is to
raise the sum without trouble. All that
Charles Devic demands is the power
10 use the land and guarantee that he
and financial friend shall not be dis
turbed by rival promoters
For there are others who can build
castles as well as NJ. Devic; two other
sites in Paris have been ardently urged.
One is on the western edge of the bois,
near the isle de Putesux, where the
rowing and tennis clubs are. 1t would
include Bagatelle, little chateau and
park which belonged 70 Sir Richard
Wallac. The chateau was built in one
months time by Charles y. for Marie
Antoinette on bet she made with him
while Comte d'Artois, so the spot is al
ready accustomed TO that hasty build
ing which seems needful in the most
carefully prepared exhibition. Another
site close TO the bois is suggested by
Antonin Proust-the park and remains
of royal chateau near the gate of La
Muette Like Bagatelle, this is in
private hands. But whatever be the
spot chosen" says our New York name
sake, there can be no doubt that France
will consider well all that is done at
Chicago, and seven years later will try TO
show Us that we are again outpaced-
Indeed, after the backing out of Berlin
and the triumphant seizure of the year
| 1900 by the Parisians. IL viii be ALSO
| lutely necessary for Paris TO outshlne
! all previous shows"
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-12-24
Sapoiess's Chai.s.

One q the attractions a. an Industrial
exhibition recently held IN Metz wa
the chaise IN which Napoleon Travelled
from Paris % Nosccw II 1914 II was
bequeathcd 70 Baron de Hgnolstein.
who sold Il % a man In Metz upon the
condition that l. shoald never be con
sidercd "a an article q commerce. The
purchaser. II f1ct, boEE1 Eim.elf FL
writing - destroy u. vehicle II %
should not wish - preserve D. j. a..
tracted grca. attention - Zstz ard -
owner received s>ve.sl v-ry ~ rzI's
ge0us offers from pe-aoea who s~.shol
Z, poses . One 4 thsse BE- vgas RI
the point q accepting uhen 80 heirs
q Baron Hunoisteiu interferrt zrd Ia
sisted that The contract r4zst be lived
up TO The owner was - z1Tszed -
losing a chance - make . rice sufD %
tnouev thai IL Threatened - fu.Gil ~
contract. got bT F-e-e-v.og tze s8tsT.<
c.z2ise, ia; y caoTF-ay e. .Eso s4za.s2g
.Er.rL
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-12-24
The qaea Daily zolc Saturday ssino 1eeuber "A, 1892.

that it has been bitten by a mo@qllto.
Then I hold out ny hand and sake Nal
berry bend ri1E and filttened bull
lets and Chinese ffrtaings at a pint and
half to the cent, and fan tan chips
and wampum till my pockets bulge out
with the worthless stuff. All this the
fellow who never pays his fare enjoys
to certain extent, but | want him to
get even more fun out of it, so l shall
give him the tickets. l would like also
to do something for the ticket sellers,
and I am thinking of giving each Of
them a quart of brass suspender but
tons, which can be readily passed as
hve-dollar gold pieces by men who
have had as much practice as they
have.
shall remember the man who drops
in to tell me stories while am at work.
There will be a new chair in my Office
for him, at Christmas day. It will be
stuffed with elder down and up
holstered with sticky fy-paper, so that
he cannot be led away by generous i'm
pulse. 1 am very hard worker; it is
not so hard, think, for anybody else
in this world to work. When l am en-
gagged in finishing something which
really must be done two or three days
before-but, of course, can't, and the
Old Boy will be to pay about it-then
my legs coil sinuously around those Of
the chair; my tongue hangs out, and
buttons fail off nay vest used to
think that nothing could stop me at
such times-not even the principles of
English grammar. But l had never
known McGarrahan and his stories in
those days. He is due here now in five
minutes, and at least must finish what
I have to say about him before he ar
rives, otherwise might be led TO speak
of him unkindly. He doesn't like my
Office chairs, poor fellow. He shall
certainly have a new one at Christmas.
shall buy 313 umbrellas for my type
writer girl Probably it will not rain
on more days than that during the COM
ing year. So she will have an umbrella
to take ont to lunch whenever she
leaves hers at home, with the wind east,
the sky overcast and the weather bull
letins explicit for clear day. I shall
not tell her that the umbrellas are hers;
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-12-24

ynge but beastly fury and extreme
violence whereof proceedcth hurte. and
consequently rancor and malice do re-
main with them that be wounded,
wherefore it is 10 be put in perpetual
sylence." james /. also shared this be-
lief in the brutality Of the sport, and
wrote in his Basilicon Doron: From
this court debar all rough and violent
exercises as the football. meeter for lam
ing than making able the users there
Of" Barclay in his Fifth Eclogue. dated
1903. had these lines:
" The sturdie ploIDan, lustfe- strong and bold.
Oyercorneth the winter With driving TIE foot
ball
Forgetting l.bour and many ErieVous fall "
The poet Waller scores it thus:
"As when a sort OF lusty shepherds try
Their force q football. care Of victory
Makes them salute 50 rudely, breast 10 breast,
That tholr encounter seems 700 rough for
lest 80
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-12-24
TRIBUIE.

WHILE n l. over thirty years ago since
AIIcoCK's PoROUs PLAsTERs were first
introduced to the medical profession ana
public the marked success and unprece
dented nopularity which they met with
not only continues. but steadily increases.
No other plasters have been produced
which gain so many testimonials OF nigh
value as those continuously accorded to
AIICoCK's Porous PLAsTERS, and the
only motive for bese exceptional tributes
lies in the fact Of their being a medical and
pharmaceutical preparation OF superior
value Additional proof Of the true value
of AILCoCK's Porous PLAsTERs lies in the
fact that they are being largely initiated
by INSCRIPTIONS persons. who seek TO
deceive the public by offering plasters
which they claim 10 be the Same,
equal " "as good. " better" best porous
plaster" etc. while it is in general an
nearance only that they resemble ALLCoCK's
Every one Of the so chilled porous plasters
are limitations of ALLCoCK's Porous PLAs-
JEPS.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-12-24

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