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Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-26

ence kept in roar of laughter from
The raising of the curtain. The comedy
Is null of ridiculous situations and each
member Of the company is perfect.
me audience was the largest yet seen
III this new theatre, and its success is
assured, If such class of entertain
ments can be offered TO the people of
the Bay cities
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-26
Jane

The comedy farce Jane, in three acts,
which has had such a success in Lon
don and New York, was presented for
the first time In this county at the
Lighthouse hall last evening, by the
best comp ny which has appeared be-
fore a Bellingham bay audience since
the Incog company played here. Every
part was well sustained and the audi
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-26

st. Luke's hospital is to give re-
ception, with dancing, next Tuesday
evening. The committee on reception
are Mesdames Clifford, Thomas and
Henson, Of Fairhaven, and Mesdames
Whatcom. II is to be hoped our Bay
Cities will give large attendance,
Tickets, per couple, including refresh
ments, are only 81.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-26
THE -. CLOSING OUT SALE
CDEAT D. D. FAGANS Stock Of Dry Goods
~ Il ANAA n ~
For the coming week will cut the prices IN two OF En-
brodered Skirt Flouncing White Goods of all kinds

Together with every ColOred Par
asol in the Stock. This is your
Golden Opportunity.
Don't delay. Come at once and
Secure the Bargains
Remember we claim to be Dry
Goods Men only.
Thoroughly understanding AN eX-
elusive line, we can buy and
sell so much cheaper and keep
our stock much more complete
than our would be competitors
that sell everything from a
needle to an anchor or "Chro-
mo-"
Ordinary Prints, 3 cts. per yard.
Best Prints, 5 cts per yard.
Good Bleached Muslin, 8 cts.
per yard.
Everything else correspondingly
low.
Come and get prices
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-26
Weather Probabilities

SAN FRANCISCO, June "a, Sp. m.--
Fair, gradually cooler, westerly winds
for next twenty-four hours.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-26

B. ID. Jones, OF the Oneida market, has
secured the exclusive Fairhaven agency
for the butter from the Enterprise cream
cry. Those who have tried IL pronounce
it fully equal TO the producLot the best
Eastern cTeamCries.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-26

The young gentlemen of this city
who were fortunate enough to be the
guests of the young ladies at the leap
year party acknowledged the receipt of
courtisies by return dance at the pa
vilion on Tuesday evening. A large
party was present, and very enjoy
able evening passed. The order of
dances contained twenty-five numbers,
and dancing was continued until late
hour. During the evening a lunch of
ice cream and cake was served by the
Ladies' Aid Society, who kindly con-
sented TO assist the young men in re-
turning the many attentions shown
them at the leap year ball.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-26

A good family -four for sl.l5 at the
Wisconsin Grocery.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-26

Del Monte and Drifted Snow Flour at
the Wisconsin Grocery.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-26
Good Fence Building

The Oneida market is headquarters for
Orcas island strawberries.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-26

Among the many pleasant boating
parties given on Lake WhatcOm none
has been better enjoyed than that in
which Mr.. and Mrs. Inslee, Mrs. Bowes,
the Misses Wardner, Stangroom and
Cole, with Messrs. Egan, Kane, OCon-
nor and McNichol took part on Mon
day evening last. A special convey
ance was provided, and the party came
in from the lake over the road after the
evenings recreation.
The ladies of the Bellingham Bay
Library Association gave another of
their enjoyable teas at the rooms Of the
association yesterday afternoon.
Mrs. Edward Fischer gave an ele-
giant reception to friends at her home,
on Garden street, from 4 to $50 on
Thursday afternoon. Fully 100 per.
sons were in attendance and a pleasant
afternoon passed amid the fragrant
flowers and delightful company. A
luncheon of ice cream, cake and fruit
was served and the visitors most hos
pitably entertained by Mrs. Fischer
and the Misses Roberts, Stangroom,
Wardner and Cole, with Mesdames
Insley, Jones, Underwood and Corn
wall, who assisted the hostess in re-
ceiying.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-07-23
CHoLERAERAyAGEs.

The amount of cholera in Russia is
already serious. Taking only two
days last week, the official. probably
Incomplete returns, report 1900 deaths.
Of which number $40 occurred in towns
On the Volga. At the same time there
has been no immediate indications of
its rapid extension westward, and
there is ground to hope that its custo-
mary route across the continent does
not present the sanitary conditions
favorable to the diffusion of cholera
such as existed in 1854, when the dis
ea~e last reached England by this
rDHte.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-07-23
EXCURSION TO NIAGARA FALLS.

The Baltimore and Ohio railroad
will run a special train Of Pullman
cars and day coaches to Niagara Falls
on Thursday, July 2Sth, leaving
Washington at 1886 a. m. and Balti-
more at 8:45 a. M, arriving at Niagara
Falls at midnight The route will be
through the Lehigh and Wyoming
Valleys, Munich Chunk, and the an
thracite coal fields, and as it is out of
the beaten track Of Niagara tourists
from Maryland, District of Columbia,
and West Virginia, the excursion can
not prove otherwise than interesting,
instructive and pleasant. Round trip
tickets from Martinsburg good for ten
days, will be sold for sll.50, and on
return journey will be good to stop off
at Buffalo, Elmira, near which city is
Watkins Glen, also at the roman
tic glen Onoko, and Munich Chunk.
Tickets can be purchased on July 9th
and will be good to stop off at Wash
ington or Baltimore where the night
previous to the excursion may be
spent. 7-23-td.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-07-23
AN EXTRAORDINARY RECORD.

Mr.. VIM. Updegraff and party. who
arrived home yesterday afternoon from
trip to Alaska, was gone total of
one hundred and forty-two days. On
one. hundred and forty-one days there
was good weather and\ experienced no
interruption in their sightseeing. Only
on one day was the weather SO dis
agreeable that they could not be about.
We venture the opinion that no tour
lists we're ever favored to greater de-
ree.-Hagerstown Globe.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-07-23
STARVATION WAGES.

The wages at Homestead ranged all
the way from $40 to 1915 per month.
The wages of the rollers were the
highest. These averaged from $3.50
to S275 per month. The heaters from
SlS5 to $3.50. Heaters helpers about
$50; trainmen from $97 to 100; head
shearers, 800; shearers' helpers, S95;
guagers, S75, and variety of other
men averaging about s75. The to-
fal amount paid in wages to this de-
partment for the month of May was
O.2O2,95.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-07-23
KNIGHTS IN PIEDMONT.

The Knights of Pythias, Of Martins
burg, who attended the funeral Of
Knight Joseph H. Miller at Keyser,
came up Saturday evening and were
the guests of their Piedmont brethren
until the arrival of No. 4. They took
supper at the Kenny House, after
which they took in the two towns till
train time. They were highly pleased
with their visit to this place, and left
with the hope that they may visit Pied
mont some other time. Herald.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-07-23
EXCURSIONS TO MT. ALTO.

The First NJ. E. Sunday School Of
this city will hold their annual picnic
at Mont Alto on Tuesday July Goth.
The advantage Of going with this
school is that you are not obliged to
leave the park so early in the day. A
day Of enjoyment is insured to all who
go. Train will leave the G. V. station
at 7:40 a. m. Returning will leave
the park at 7:30 p. m. Fare, adults
so cents. Children 20 cents.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-07-23
TWO MEN KILLED.

Thursday night about midnight, n.
d ". freight train was coming north,
when about the neighborhood of Riley
vile, Va, point seventy miles south
q Hagerstown, an axle broke, and
threw several wheels off the track.
The crew of the train consisted OF
Robt. Gibson, engineer; John Foxen'
berger, fireman John J. Stouffer, con
dactor: George Bowers and Mr.. Murray
OF Shenandoah, brakeman; Alvey
fPak, hagman; all except Murray, be
, lag Hagerstown men.
In attempting to avert what they
thought would be more serious danger
FUNK and Stouffer jumped from thu
train, and were both killed.
Both men, it is understood, wen
down an embankment, and Stoutfer'
body was only found after consldera
search.
John J. Stouffer was unmarried
Alvey Funk leaves wife and tw'
Young children. The bodies wer'
taken to Hagerstown. "
The train was long one and wa
loaded with peaches. The wreck de
'ayed traffic considerable and all train
were sent out hours behind schedul
time.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-07-23
About THE n. 3 o. Drror.

Engine No 36l ran into Engine No.
351 on the turntable yesterday, bend
ing truck.
Jack Grub had the ends Of two
fingers Of the right hand cut of yester-
day while working with an elevator.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-07-23
ExcURsIoN.

For the Progressive Brethren Camp
Meeting held at St. James, Nd, the
g. Y. R. R. will sell excursion ticket at
rate of 80 cents from July 80 to Aug.
9th. good for return until Aug. sth.
On Sundays, July 81 and Aug. It'll
special train will leave this place $40
a. m. 7-23-td.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-07-23

II am as happy as though | was
going to be married. Vas one Of the
queer sentences Of q note left By Vito
Miraglio, who committed suicide By
shooting himself in Philadelphia on
Tuesday.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-07-23
Hdd Your Name ]
The Best offer Ever Made 10 Our Civ
10 Obtain a Manufacturing Plant.

Hosiery and Woolen Mills comine
that viii give our city payroll Of
from $50. 100000 TO siOO, 10000, pei
annum. This factory has an estab.
lished trsde for all their goods, and is
well backed financially.
The following gentlemen have each
subscribed $4,000. for this enterprise,
and the names will be added TO this
lis as fast as they come in. This viii
show our citizens who have the good
of our city at heart, and not selfish in
helping the laboring classes.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-07-23
For Sheriff.

We are authorized to announce John W.
podd as a candidate for Sherih. subject to the
democratic nominating convention. Mr.. Dodd,
II nominated, will be heartily supported by
~ -Saa2 MANY Worms
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-07-23

TEMPERATURE At O'Clock A. ". 7so.
Maximum s02.
Minimum-T1o.
MtSps: Force Gentle.
Direction from-south.
SrArE or SKY: 8 cloudy.
Rain fall u inches
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-07-23
For PROSECUTING Attorney.

thereby announce myself candidate for the
nomination of Prosecuting Attorney, subject to
The action of the Republican County Convention.
6-13td. Y. >. q. PITZER.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-07-23
rHr PREDICTIONS.

For Maryland, District of Columbia, Virginia,
Delaware, Pennsylvania, West Virginia and
ohio. shower, but fair during the greater part of
the day, warm southerIy winds.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-07-23
M1p-sUMMEK AT ATLANTIC CITY.

The Midsummer Excursion of the
Baltimore & Ohio R. r. to Atlantic
City from Pittsburgh, Wheeling, Park
ersburg and all intermediate stations
to Washington Junction, Nd, will be
run on Thursday, July 2Sth. This will
be the second of the series of Seashore
Excursions, and will be on a par with
its predecessor in the convenience OF
train arrangements, excellence of ac-
commodations and superiority Of the
service. Those availlng themselves of
the low rates offered for this excursion
will find Atlantic City at the height of
its midsummer gaieties and glories,
while the bathing will be the best. and
the boating superb.
Tickets will be valid for return jour
ley for twelve days from day of sale,
and will be good on all regular trains.
On return journey they will be good to
stop off at Washington, thus affording
an opportunity to visit the numerous
public buildings, which are open to Wis
itors free of charge, and TO take trip
down the Potomac to Mt. Vernon, the
tomb Of the immortal Washington, as
well as to visit other places of interest
in and near Washington.
For rates and time of trains consult
appended table:
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-07-23

Asiatic cholera Killed James Cock
burn, Of Saginaw, Mich.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-07-23
SATURDAY EVENING. JULY 70. 1892.
wEArHER BULLETS.

Dissertations taken at
a. Martinsburg every morning
at o'clock by GEORGE ".
WIFE 'az vkNNErRE, the representa-.
tive Of the United states
Weather Bureau. Tax
World will use the same
fags as displayed al the
- Court House and the people
Clear Or far can come very near know
ing what weather to expect
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-07-23

THE WORLD at 10 cents per week.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-07-23
Peoples National Bank.

And ocers svosy accommodation consistent with
rextimatc banking
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-07-23
July -. 1902.

Pays interest az the rate or four per cent. pc
annun on Time Certificates ~ Deposit.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1892-01-02
A National Event.

The holding the Worlds Fair in
city scarcely fifty years old will
be remarkable event, but whether
it will really benefit this nation as
much as the discovery of the restora-
tive Nervlne by DR.. Franklin Miles
is doubtful. This is just what the
American people need TO cure their
excessive nervousness, dyspepsia,
headache, dizziness, sleeplessnese,
neuralgia, nervous debility, dulness,
confusion of mind, etc. 1t acts like
a charm. Trial bottles and fine
book on NERVOUS and Heart Dis
eases, " with unequaled testimonials
free at A. M. Gilbert's. 1t is war
ranted to contain no opium, NOR
phine or dangerous drugs.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1892-01-02
He Needed encouragement .


"Got sny weddin' clos here ~ be
asked polite clerk in Woodward
avenue clothing store.
"Plenty OF them, !" replied the clerk
with winning little grin.
"How much are they ~
FAN the way from SIS to $50"
Good stuff in 'em, aud look like
ginuine store clos ~
"Nlce enough for millionaire to
get married in. We make special
ty in that hne."
"Let me look at a few, won't your"
Certainly. Walk right back this
way, please"
After about half hours investi-
CATION he found something that he
thought would suit.
"I1l be in next week, s'pose and
take 'em,' he said moving of.
"Let me wrap them up for you now
urged the clerk.
The customer gave nervous
start.
"Geerusalem, mister" he exclaim-
ed. II hain't asst Their gal yit, I'm
jist doin' this to gimme sand in my
craw, SOS i can pop"
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1892-01-02
Not Far Wrong.

Mr.. Billus (howling through the
speaking tube)--Maria, in the name
:. a.: al The ten thousand furies, when
are you goifg to send. somebody up
with that hot water and liniment 2"
Neighbor'a boy ION s visit to
Johnny Billus)-'Wha-what's thati
Somebody's talking right through
this wall ~
Johnny-"It's papa. He's using
the rheumatic tube. Chicago 7rt-
buae.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1892-01-02
Pats Great Wonder.

We are surrounded by dangers 81 the
way from the cradle to the grave. The
great wonder is. as Pat says thai after
getting out of our cradle. we live long
enough to reach our grave.n Thous-
ands are out of heaith-morOse. morbid
and miserable. because they do not avail
themselves OF tbs remedy within cay
reach OF them. DIR. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery sould cure them.
For all chronic or lingering coughs
weak lungs, splitting Of blood, bronchi.
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kindred ailments. it is a potent remedy.
Itscleansfs the blood invigorates the
liver. improves digestion and builds up
both flesh and strength. Dose small
and pleasant TO taste. Large bottles,
one dollar. OF ell druggists.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1892-01-02
A Hard Fight.

The combined forces Of the wealth
err during the winter season are ex-
erted to destroy health. Coughs and
colds attack us which, il neglected,
result in Pneumonia and Consump-
ton; these diseases usually result Sc
riously. Send for Pan-Tina, the
great Cough and Consumptive Cure,
and save doctor bills. Trial bottles
of Pan-Tina free at e. G. Williams
Jr. & Co.'s Drug Store.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1892-01-02

Is one which is guaranteed to
bring you satisfactory results. or il
case of failure return OF purchase
price. On this safe plan you
can buy from our advertised Drug
gist a bottle Of DR. Kings New Dis
covery for Consumption. 1t is guar
anteed to bring relief in every case,
when used for any affection of throat.
lungs or chest, such as Consumption,
Inflammation of lungs, bronchitis,
asthma, whooping cough, Group, etc.
tits pleasant and agreeable to taste,
perfectly safe, and can always be de-
pended upon. Trial bottles free at e.
G. Williams, Jr., Drug Store.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1892-01-02
His Reputation.

A seedy looking citizen passed by
an Office window on Woodward ave-
nue. where couple Of men we're
looking out.
"Isnt that Bill Smith ~ inquired
one OF them, evidently not a resident
"Yes. He used to be quite a pol
itician when you we're here, but his
reputation is completely lost how"
rs that so? Well, If It was any,
thing like 1T was when I knew him, /
should think 1t would have made a
good deal better man of him to have
lost it."
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1892-01-02
The Laws Of Heredliy.

She came into the DOCTORS Office
with her darling little dog in her
arms.
"Oh, doctor !" she exclaimed, sink
ing into chair.
"What is it, my dear madam 2"
exclaimed the doctor, excitedly.
ooh, doctcr,'' she walled, "all Of
our family have weak lungs, and
poor little Fido coughed four times
this morning. Can you do anything
for him ?p
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1892-01-02
An Iptroducllon 10 shs oueen

is an honor conferred upon only fay-
ored few. But every lady Of the lard
may have ready access 10 The Queen Of
Remedies-Dr Pierce's Fayorite Pre-
scription. Once known aiwsysa val
ued frieEd. Itpromises TO cure every
form OF weakness peculiar TO women,
and confirms this promise BY written
guarantee of satisfaction guaranteed ia
every case or moEty returned. This
Royal Remedy is carefully pc ared for
women only, ard its efficiency Is voucb-
ed for by countless happy homes ard
COUNTLESS thousands Of festimmdsls A
trial will convince you that it is inval
nafls in correcting 81 irregularities aud
weakness for which 1t is desigs Ell.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1892-01-02
WouId Won BE Atlraelive.

You must be healthy. Would you be
healthy. always keep within reach,
ready Tor any emergency, DIR. Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets, the perfection of ply
sic ! Headache, billiousness, constipa-
ton, coated tongue, always indicate
a torpid liver, These magical Pellets
act directly upon the liyer-the foun-
tain head of many ills-correcting all
disorders, driving out all impurities,
stimulating healthy action The best
Liver Pills; mildly giving all the bene-
fit and none of the discomfort OF other
ID u.s.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1892-01-02

The sword that Ethan Allen car.
risd when. lin Tie name Of the great
Jehovah and the Continental Con-
gress,' be demanded the surrender
of Fort Ticonderoga, is BOW in pos
session Of a young newspaper man
of Jackson, Mich. The sword is an
old fashioned blade, nicked and bat
tered, with plain handle of horn.
On one Of the silver bands o + the
scabbard Is inscribed the name OF
its former owner.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1892-01-02
o.e Test Of True Love.

No wife who loves her husband
will buy him cigars for a Christmas
present. That lie one thing in this
world which she cannot do with sue
cess or impunity.-Baltimore Amer
icaa.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1892-01-02
There is Faulkner, knight Of Boyd.

In the senatorial chsir;-
What sharp plotting, rumor gives us
For another to get there.
Rumor says the slate is made up,
Who the Governor shall b,
That our boys viii head the ticket,
Aiding thus ex-senator C.
Well the scheme is fair and fancy,
But In truth can never win,
Forthcugh Boyd'sa first-class fellow,
Still our Elkins must step in.
Wen relieve you from all trouble.
Bout the gubernatorial chair,
Next election we will fill it,
And our Elkins will be there.
But my mu e is growing weary,
Says she's getting kind o sick,
Breathing in this air and flavor
Ofthese subjects, polite.
So I'll hasten with my verses,
And to local themes come down;
Touching facts and touching matters,
Bout our county and our town.
Great indeed was the disturbance,
Spreading CONSERVATION round,
When the railroad first determined,
To remove its shops from town.
The division, true, has left US,
But our business still goes on,
And we're doing well without them,
Scarcely know the shops are gone.
1t has taught our town lesson,
That town should ne'er depend
On soul-less corporation,
AS railroad for friend.
Martinsburg's boom that's boom
ing,
With growth substantial, too;
Bowers, Miller, Shafer, Thompson,
Are the men to push it through.
Here we'll note few more matters,
AS they hasten crowded by,
And, too, like a boy at base ball,
Learn to catch them on the fly.
There's street electric railway,
And electric lights that blaze,
In the place of broad,tread wagons
And the lights Of other days.
Wooden Mill and Stocking Factory,
Federal Court House soon to be,
County Park and @. v. Depot,
Some improvements that we see.
"Daily World" a daily journal,
Smoking fresh with news each day,
Opera House, well known as Central,
Where the prettiest women play.
Acme. base ball, wins its laurels,
Pitzer catches well his games,
Darrow, owner, and enthusiast,
Also makes his modest claims.
Two good bands of fine musicians,
Oft pour out the sweetest strains,
While the teams for shot and rifles,
Do good shooting in the main.
Oh, how many other matters
In our city we might note,
Of its people and its progress,
II we scanned it as we ought.
Now, dear reader, in our closing,
Just another word with you,
Bout our INDEPENDENT JOURNAL,
And the work it has to do.
Do You like it, and its manner?
And its free and fearless way?
Why, then give your aid and infu-
ence,
And assist to make it pay.
HAPPY New YEAR" now dear
reader,
TITS the Carriers closing line,
May the PRINCE OF PEACE AND Coon
WILL,
Ever cherish thee and thine.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1892-01-02
A Serious Matter.

"Hofys met with a dweadfully
Distressing accident"
'iDeah mel'
sYa-as. Spwaiaed his cane"
"Howwible l'-PucE.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1892-01-02
The Only Explanstlon-,o Her.

Lucille-"Do you know. young
Mr.. De Hopper said to me that 1
was the lovliest girl at the ball last
night"
Estelle-"Gracious Why, 1
didn't know that young Mr.. De Hop
per drank. r-SomerviEl Journal.
Martinsburg independent. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1875-1900, 1892-01-02
Some Consolation.

Spacer-"Isn't your little attic
room awfully cold these days 7"
Liner-Sometimes it is; but
(chserfully) the chimney catches IRE
sometimes. y-Nepc York Herald.