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The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-11-04

NV YORK. Oct 25.-Col. ". F. Cody,
buffalo BILL arrived here yesterday
On the Servia from Liverpool and is go
ing TO Chicago to make arrangements
for the Wild West show which is to
open there May and continue during
the time of the worlds fair. Col Cody
will IN about a week be Joined BY 8
party of nine English and Bavarian
noblemsn- who viii be guided by Cody
on six weeks hunting expedition to
the Rockies The noblenen are anxious
70 face the terrible grizzly i his native
hauntz- They VIII arrive N this por1
next Saturday
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-11-04
Sebraska.sLar Woman.

OMAHA, Neb. Oct. 31.-The funeral
Of Mrs, Mary Bell, the largest woman
in Nebraska, took place yesterday after
noon She weighed 475 pounds. The
caoilet was the largest which ever went
out of a local undertaking room 1t
was feet 8 inches long, 81 inches deep
and So inches wide ut the top. 1t re-
quired ten men to handle it and there
was only one hearSe in the city large
enough to accommodate it
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-11-04

See how regularly its pendulum swings
TO and fro With kindred regularity do the
bowels move when the habit OF BODY is re-
formed by the thorough laxative ana pro
motor of digestion and secretion. Hostel
GERS stomach Bitters. The liver, too. al
ways affected IN constipation, resumes its
activity when this medicine is used. Not
less ei1caclous is it in maiarial aud kidney
trouble, rheumatism and nervousness.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-11-04
Have You Astbma?

Dr.. R SCUIFFNANN. st Paul, MINI, viii
mail trial package OF Schidmanu's Asthma
Cure ire 10 any sufferer. Gives instant re-
lief IN worst cases, and cures where others
fail. Name this paper and send address.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-11-04

The North German Lloyd. Hamburg
American, the Observation-Disclosures
and the Red star steamship companies
have agreed to work eaSt-bound traffic
on the pool system. the same as the
west-bound StePracc traffic
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-11-04
Aid For the MANCHESTER Canal

MANCHESTER Oct. j1.-The munich
lend the Manchester ship Canal CO. the
sum of $40, 900, 600. The Stafford munich
pal authorities have voted 5000. 900 TO
lid the company in completing its
orraf work
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-11-04

u. L. THOMPSON q Co, Druggists, Cou-
dersport, Pa, say Halls Catarrh Cure Is
the best and only sure cure for catarrh they
ever sold Druggists sell it. 1jc
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-11-04

Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
tenn effectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro-
dueed, pleasing to the taste and &C
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, its
many excellent qualities commend it
to all and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in SOC
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do not accept any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA re syrup co.
SAW FRANCISCO. ca.
LOUISVILLE. IN. NEW T09K. nv
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-11-04

THE founder is fish that requires plen-
ty Of seasoning, and ever then is fiat
Philadelphia Record.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-11-04

People who never worry do good deal
of missionary work th4t they don't get
credi. fOr.-Ram Horn
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-11-04

Pleasant, Wholesome. Speedy, for coughs
ID Ha.e's Honey Of HOTenOuud and Tar
Pixies ToOthache Drol Cure il one minute
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-11-04

FNPERrENCED people don't tumble when
they try to get in Il hammock, because they
know the ropes.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-11-04

THE sculptor isn't the kind of a man that
cuts no figure in the wOrid.-Binghamto
Leader
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-11-04

KEEP a close eve on the man whose wife
is afraid to ASK him for ey-Ram's
Horn.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-11-04

Is YOUR blood poor! Take Beecham's
Pills Is eur liver ont OF order! Use
Beecham's Pills. - cents box
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-11-04

NJ: OLDBoY-'.T remember the first FISH
ever caught" Miss Pert-.'W hat WAS it
an ichtnyusauTust Life
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-11-04
The Grai1 IiInckade.

KANSAS CITY. Mo. Oct 2s.-Reports
from the various grain markets and
transfer stations from Kansas City to
the Atlantic sea board indicate that the
present grain blockade Is one of the
most extensive in the history of the
business and it would seem that there
IS but little prospect Of immediate re
lief Cars loaded with grain are re-
ported standing in hundreds and thou
sands On side tracks atevery point offer
ing opportunities for the accumulation
Of grain The elevators are full and
their Owners have given notice that no
more grain can be taken until the pres
ent gorge has been relieved
It Is a peculiar fact but no less fact,
that among all the receiving and ship
ping ports of The country Kansas City
alone vet offers facilities for the stOr-
age Of grain. Her elevators are not vet
filed and grain men say that it will
take several hundred thousand bushels
TO make them throw up their hands.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-11-04

ONE Of the most foolish men i the one
who worries about things lie can't help
Rams Horn
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-11-04
&c - ID. .tpproprlati,n.

WASHINGTON. Oct 2s.-Geu. Flagler,
chief OF ordnance. in his annual report,
calls attention to the inadequacy of the
general appropriation for arming and
equipping the militia, which at the last
session of congress was still further re-
duced The highly improved arms of
the present day cost more than three
times as much as arms cost in 1scs,
when the appropriation was 100000.
Last session this amount, which has
been annually appropriated for eighty
four years. was cut down to Sl75, 900. an
amount entirely too small to meet the
demands made by the states for allot-
mentS
Owingsville outlook. [volume] (Owingsville, Ky.) 1879-192?, 1892-09-07
PEERS AND THEIR PERQulsIrEs
They Show UnwillinEness to Tell of Sala-
,ries and Pensions.

They Show UnwillinEness to Tell of Sala-
'ries and Pensions.
The peers were asked by Lord
Monkswell recently to assent to a re-
turn showing the amounts they sever
ally draw from the public exchequer
for salaries, pay, pensions or allow
ances of any other kind, says the Lon
don Daily News. They did assent in
the long run, when they We're told
that it would be perfectly easy to
make the same motion in the house of
commons, but it was with evident I'M
sasiness of mind. Peer after peer rose
to ask Lord MonlSswell what he meant
to do with the information when he
got it. One bitterly insinuated that it
was perhaps for the use of the county
council. This went on until another
noble lord tried to cure his colleagues
of their terror by the well-known ex-
pedient of a shock. He suggested the
dread possibility of 1.-The Financial
Reform Almanac"-and in tone of
approval which must have made the
blood of his hearers run cold. Some
pleaded for the right to put down
what they paid, as well as what they
received-as though "horses, servants
and subscriptions" would be taken as
a sort of offset in the form of contribu-
tions to the welfare of the country. It
will be a useful return to have the
drawer, or the lords would never have
made such fuss about it. We hope it
viii give no encouragement to low
radical politicians by showing that the
system of paid members" already
fiourishes in rank luxuriance in the
upper house. The only course left
and most of the lords may take it with
perfect sinserity--is to plead that they
are not paid for anything they have
done, but only for what their fathers
dill of old time.
Owingsville outlook. [volume] (Owingsville, Ky.) 1879-192?, 1892-09-07

American Naval Omcers who Were Nom
plussed by . Statue in Europe.
An American man-of-war put into a
Mediterranean port for several days in
the course of cruise not long ago, and
several of the officers taking advan-
tage of a bright, cool Sunday made up
a party to explore the town. They en-
joyed themselves immensely in ferret
ing out all the notable sights, but ac-
cording to the Kansas City Times
there was one thing that puzzled them.
Occupying a conspicuous place in the
heart of the city was an excellent
statue, in heroic size. A Washington
violinist, who, if it were necessary,
could read music in half a dozen differ
emit languages, translated the inscrip-
ton. No name was given: that doubt
less would have been purely a work of
supererogation, but the individual was
described as the pride of his country
men and the ornament of his century.
Hyperbole struggled with cuphemism
in an effort to do justice to his great
ness. The Americans, all men of wide
reading and considerable information,
were completely mystified. They re-
called scores of portraits of famous
men to compare them with the
features and general makeup of the
hero in bronze in vain. Rather discon-
certed at their failure to place SO ex-
allied parsonage, they trudged back
to the hotel and ordered all the guide
books available to be sent up at once.
The page at which the first book that
was taken up fell open contained cut
and voluminous description of the
statue in question. The inquiring
traveller was therein informed that the
monument had been erected by the
citizens of the town as a witness of
their admiration of the nobility and
unselfish patriotism of George Wash.
innfnu
Owingsville outlook. [volume] (Owingsville, Ky.) 1879-192?, 1892-09-07

u-CoSTINrTp
Then il was that old Rrax came down
and took a hand. Riding Ia where
Minor still sat on his patient sorrcl.
the senior bluntly inquired:
what the DEVILS the matter?"
Il don't know" said Minor.
"Who does know
well, Drake. possibly. or else hc
doesn't know anything. He's been
trying to get 'ra;a To- dress his battery
back"
why. yes. confound IL. he's EIil>
ahead of the line" said the colonel.
and off he trotted To- eNpos;ulate with
the batteryman. Capt. Cram. Isn't
there room for Your battery hack nj
the line instead of in front of it," in
quired the chief. in tone both : -rievcd
and aggressive.
Lots, sir" answered Cram. cheer
fully. just countermarchcd there"
Then wished you'd ohligc me by
moving back al once. sir: you're delay
ing the whole ceremony here. I'm told
Mr.. Drake has twice ordered You to
dress to the right"
I've heard il. sir. only once. hut
have dressed twice. 50 its all right.
responded Cram. a. affsbly as though
Owingsville outlook. [volume] (Owingsville, Ky.) 1879-192?, 1892-09-07

sorrcl, wondering what on earth II
meant that they should all be running
away. ut the very instant when he ex-
pected them To- brace up for review. But
before he could give uttcrancc to his
thoughts eight glossy teams in almost
simultaneous sweep TO the left about
came sharply around again. The black
muzzles of the guns were pointed to
the front. every axle exactly In the
prolongation of his front rank, every
little group OF red-topped, red-trimmed
cannoncers standing erect and square,
the chiefs of section and of pieces sit
ting like statues on their handsome
horses. the line of limbers accurately
covering the guns, and, still farther
back. Mr. Pierce could be heard shout
ing his orders for the alignment of the
caiSsons. In the twinllling IF an eye
the rush and thunder were stillcd, the
battery without the twitch of n muscle
stood ready for review, and old BraS,
sitting gloomily in saddle ut the re-
viewing point. watching the stirring
sight with gloomy and cynical eye,
was chafcd still more to hear in n sill
unwclcumc words: ''Oh, wasn't that
pretty" lie meant with all his heart
To pull in some IF the plmmage of those
confounded 'woodpeckcrs," as he
called them. before the day was over
| In grim silence. therefore, he rode
along the front of the battalion, TAX
! ing little comfort in the neatness of
their quaint. old-fashioned garb. the
singlc-hrra~tcd. lnng-skirtrd frock
coats. the hulging black felt hats
! loopcd up nn one side and dccked with
skinny black feather, the glistening
shoulicr-Scalcs and circular breast
plates. the polish If their black leather
belts. cartridge and cap boxes and bay
onct scahbar,is. Ii was all trim and
soldicrly, hut he WAS bottling up his
sense of annoyance for the benefit
of Cram and his people. Yet. what
could he say? Neither he nor Mi
rnr had ever before been brought
into such relations with the light
artillery, and he simply didn't
know where t. hit. Lots of things
: looked queer. but after this ini-
tial experience he felt it best TO say
nothing until he could light on point
that no one could Eainsay, and he
| foaul ii i'm front Of the left section.
Where is Mr.. Warning, sir?" he
,,ternly asked.
Il wish I knew. colonel His horse
came back without him. as You doubt
less saw. and. a. he hasn't appeared. |
am afraid of accident"
How did he come to leave his post.
sir? ! have M recollection Of author
izing anythiu" If the kind"
certainly not. colonel He rode
back Ia his quarters with my consent
before adjutant's call had sounded,
and he should have been with us again
in abundant time.
That young gentleman needs more
discipline than he is apt to get at this
rate. Capt. Cram. and desire that you
pay closer attention to his move
Owingsville outlook. [volume] (Owingsville, Ky.) 1879-192?, 1892-09-07
PAST AND FUTURE.

saw thee in thy brutal b.:
A throng the ancient to-. fllled
And thou dds; wear the oraag flower
SO lovely that all hearts were tn He'd
Twas night and brilliant was the scene,
And music's strains had d!ed In air,
When 10 the man of Gcd serene
We heard thy meek responses there.
Then. when all symbol rites were o'cr,
From fearful friends We watched thee glide
Away rs one who leaves the shore
OF home for ocean sunsets wide
A few short years have flown; and now
Slow through those stately aisles a-atn
We see thee pass;-ah, no, not IhoG.
II is thy weeping funeral train.
Alas! for life, for hopes and Joys;
No more can VIC behold thee here.
Oh, surely, life which nousht destroys
There must be in some lofier sphere
And thou art there, The soul foTrcis,
Unerringly. that death IS thine.
Thy life immortal life bcsets:
And rays thee in its light divine,
W. Dearden, in Springfield tMass.l Ec.,ub-
ocan.
Owingsville outlook. [volume] (Owingsville, Ky.) 1879-192?, 1892-09-07
That Is Why They Survive.

Il flatter myself tiat this is very
good joke" said Smokers as he hand
cd witticism to the editor
YES" replied the latter these very
old jokes generally har" good ,'9:.n'
to them. Judge.
Owingsville outlook. [volume] (Owingsville, Ky.) 1879-192?, 1892-09-07

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Owingsville outlook. [volume] (Owingsville, Ky.) 1879-192?, 1892-09-07
DID NOT RECOGNIZE GEORGE.

FRO BE Continued
Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-11-16
ruNNY MIsrAKes IN pRInr.

A NEW England paper told about -
drove OF hogs" floating down the Con-
necticut river instead Of "a drive of
logs"
Ak cditordiscussed the political sitna-
tinn in ~ comprehensive editorial and
headed IT, Let Us Explore" lie neg
lcctod ~ read the proof, and IL an
pcarcd under the caption: "Lot Us FIX
plode."
~ a lecture az Boston Rev. Joscuh
Cook asked bis audience: "Was Saint
Paul q dupc?' IN the report Of Tho Ice
ture, Mr.. Cook was made. to PROFOUND
the startling conundrumi "Was Sains
Paul n dudc?"
Tr was Boston newspaper which
madc its drmnaticcritic say: Tho toast
FOR Irving like the toast for olives.
must bc cut clcvated." What tho critic
wrote was: The taste for IRVING. like
the taste for olives, must beculGyatod. %
a Swiss paper contains tho following
advertisement. "Wicrpach. in the Bcr-
nose Oberiand. IS the favoritc resort Of
nll persons in search Of solitude Hence
ibis peaceful hamlet "a frcquented by n
crowd Of visitors from all parts Of the
world. LA Tribune
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CHAPTER w.

II was during the winter following
her return to New York that Kathleen
became engaged TO Alonzo Lispenard.
The betrothal was still relative nov
city. Mrs. Kennaird had been delighted
by it. She affirmed IL far better than
having cripple for n husband, even
though he might have made his wife
Lady Egbert Poindexter. Now. at last,
TO this fatigued struggler would come
the blessed release Of repose. Not the
rcpcse OF rest, however. Margaretta
Kennaird was OF the kind whose most
peaceful hours are spent in the hustle
OF bathrooms, and for whom there can be
no more distracting mental turmoil
than sinply staying at home.
Tho remark which we have heard re-
garding the richness Of Kathlcen's cos
tune worn at her lovers little banquet
in her honor contained an undeserved
snccr. Mrs. Kcnnaird had gone rather
deeply into debt since the engagement.
but she had not borrowed n dollar Of
Alonzo. Her course. however. had wor-
rcd Kathleen not little. and IL was
with reference 20 that same sable
trimmed garment that the girl had said:
Mamma, what IS the use OF such
splerdor? Everybody knows we can't
afford it
My dear" was the reply, nobody
knows very much about MS. financially
j reed in tho society column II some
paper Che other day that my late hus-
band had left nc only seven thousand
dollars year couldn't help wishing
he'd left me one. But I'd Just as lief
have 30 aought that I possessed ten. II
you can't be- eomfortably we'll Off, the
most best thiry IS 20 appear So"
81 don't agree with you. / think Just
The opposite protested Kathleen. "Bo-
sides mamma. there's but one way that
these bills can De paid"
Certainly. there is but ono way, dear
You viii pay them after you're Mrs.
Lcsponard'
'But 30 ient nice"
"T0 mention tho matter now? Very
true, Sc isn't But you brought II up.
my child. I've always insisted that
testa and silence are twin sisters and
thnt orr Halvation largely depends on
thc things we DO not say"
70 nv coNrINUED.1
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USEFUL AND SUGGESTIVE.


TO whiten the hands take one ouuos
of gum camphor, half an ounce Of
glycerine, one pound of mutton tallow
and melt them together. Apply every
night
Sugar Coolsies-Two eggs. one and
one-half cups of sugar, one cup Of but
ter Beat together very light Add
ope-half cup of milk. one teaspoonful OF
soda, two of cream tartar Flour
enough and roll out thin.-Boston
Budget
AS relish for roast duck or game
orange salad is good Slice six oranges
for eight persons. Crate the rind of
one and add the Juice of one lemon,
three tablespoonfuls of salad oil or
melted butter, a pinch of cayenne pep
per, and pour over the oranges.-Globe
Democrat
Oatmeal Gruel-AOne quart of boil
ing water, three tablespoonfuls of oat-
meal; one teaspoonful of salt Let
this boil in n double boiler for about
two and n half hours. Strain, and add
three tablespoonfuls of cream. Beat to
foam with an egg-be ater.-Demorests
Magazine.
the fire with one spoonful of butter in
it and half cupful of cream; slice cold
boiled ham; when tho cream is hot, lay
the slices in the spider and simmer, but
do not lot IL come to boil Serve on
hot platter with the cream poured over
tn. Y. Observer.
An authority says that in boiling
macaroni it is fatal to permit IL to stop
boiling for moment until done. Have
plenty of sailed water in the saucepan
at the boiling point when the sticks are
added, and when they are tender throw
in glass of cold water to stop the
cooking suddenly, and drain ut once.
After that it may be served in various
ways N. Y. Times.
The proper way to brush the hair is
not to brush it lengthwise, but to hold
the ends of the hair If it be long
enough, and simply comb the scalp
with the brush. This process promotes
the circulation of the blood and excites
the oil glands TO action. After the hair
has been thoroughly brushed in this
way 1t should then be finished with a
few vigorous strokes lengthwise of the
hair.-Dctroit Free Press.
Baked Halibut n halibut
steak, weighing about two pounds, in
the middle of pan; sprinkle it with
salt and a little finely chopped onion;
then spread with enough tomato to
cover the fish; next, cover with bread
crumbs. Add little more salt, and
some generous bits of butter; bake
about forty minutes or less; lift out
carefully on n hot dish, pour hot toma-
toes around it, and serve.-House-
keeper.
Pork and Beans. Wash and soak
over night small white beans, drain off
the water and put them in kettle
with plenty of cold water TO parboil.
In one hour pour off the water and put
on fresh, add little salt and cook until
tender, then grease n pudding dish and
put tho beans in it; take square piece
of salt pork which is half lean, wash
thoroughly aud cut through the rind
both ways so it is like n checkerboard,
lay the meat on top of the beans and
press it down in the centre. Two table
spoonfuls of syrup stirred in the beans
before putting them in pudding dish
helps TO brown them. Bake slowly a
long time Serve hot or cold.-N Y.
Observer
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Blouse waists for winter.

The Dunston is n stylish and pretty
autumn blouse which answ Is admira.
bly, in place OF 4 tea jacllct IL is made
OF soft wool crcpon in Roman red. dah-
lin, pink or olive green. The sleeves
are very full and gathered into deep
cuffs, extending 10 the elbows and
trimmed with rows of narrow velvet
ribbon, each row finished off with a
tiny loop at the top The deep square
collar is similarly trimmed The full
ness is tied in neglige fashion with
wider velvet ribbon, falling in long
loops and ends in front Another pref
ty blouse, tho Isabella, Is made of pale
yellow India cashmere. trimmed with
black Spanish lace and velvet ribbon.
This blouse is cut with little fullncss
in the neck and on the shoulder, and a
cascaded arrangement of lace, narrowing
to point at the waist. trims tn o front.
Full sleeves are gathered in below thu
elbow with a ribbon shirring and bow
and fall of the rich silk lace as a fin-
ish. Tho collar is covered with lace,
and many loops OF ribbon droop from
the front of tho blouse. these mingled
with the cascades of lace. A ribbon
bow is also tied at the waist Four and
one-half yards of silk and seven ana
one-half of lace are required for the
making IN. Y. Post.