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A Laudable Desire for Good Roads.
New York World.

A number OF good people are interested
IN improving the country roads of the
United States. The desire is most aud-
able. and the work they propose to accom-
plish is most necessary. There are few
good country roads in this country, and the
desire for better ones, while growing, needs
stimulation. These people want national
highway commission appointed TO consist
of i've Senators, five Representatives and
i've citizens appointed by the President.
Ibls commission is 10 inquire into the con-
dition OF the highways in the United States.
the means Tor their Improvement, and
especially the best method Of securina
proper exhibit at the Worlds Columbian
Exposition OF approved appliances for road
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teenih, which adiolns the Mexican lega

teenth, which adioins the Mexican lega
ton.
The house the Secretary OF State occupies
is large, roomy, three-story and mansard
roof brick house. The Fosters selected this
house because its parlOr wall afforded an
excellent space for a certain large painting
which they hold in high esteem. The sub
Ject OF the picture Is group OF beggarS
about a ehureh-door. 1t was painted by
one OF the prize pupils that the Mexican
Government is accustomed to send abroad
to study. A gold plate bears an inscription
that says the picture was presented 10 John
w. Foster by British residents of the City
of Mexico for his kiadneSSeS to them.
Mrs. Foster comes OF talented family.
Her mother was the only daughter among
the Is children of Ezra Read. one of the
earliest settlers of Urbana. ia Ohio The
sons were educated at the college at
Athens. and it is said their father made
26i carriage trips carrying them to
and from college. Three of the sons
died, but OF those remaining one be-
came a Judge of the Supreme Court of
Ohio and occupied the bench many wears.
Arthur became commodore in the United
States navy, two were army officers, another
went to Louisiana and became member OF
the Legislature. and the rest were lawyers.
The o1e, however, Of whom Mrs Foster is
most proud became professor and Tor %
years was connected with the educational
institutions of this country, either as preSi-
dent or as instructor, and at the time of his
death, a few years ago, was president of the
Missouri University.
1t is TO this uncle that Mrs. Foster owes
much, for he took her into his family, and
at q time when few women received college
educations, gave her a thorough classical
training.
Mrs. Foster is devout member of the
Presbyterian church, and is thoroughly
practical in her church life.
She is in quiet way proud Of her hus-
band, but of nothing more than the
promDttude with which he meets every
demand on him. She has taken a deep
interest in our relations with Canada, and
on the desk in her own sitting-room on the
second floor is generally pack of the
latest Canadian papers printed in French,
which she Is thoroughly familiar with.
There Is nothing of Importance bearing on
these Canadian topics which she does not
read for the purpose of giving to Mr..
Foster their salient points.
Four new schools are TO he built In Los
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"CRUTCH" HALEY ARRESTED.

Taken to Oakland, where He Obtained
Goods by False Pretenses-
James NJ. Haley was arrested by Officers
Hanna and Anthony yesterday and booked
en- route to Oakland, where he is wanted on
a charge of obtaining goods by false pre-
lenses from NJ. Hopp.
Haley. who is better known as 'Crutch"
Haley, is an ex-conyict. 1t was while serv-
ing sentence at the House of Correction
that he became acquainted with Ollie Hutch
ings or Oracle Gilbert, who afterward figured
so epnsnicuously in the Dick forgery case.
1t was Haley who introduced the woman to
Pitcher and Wells. the promoters of the
daring scheme.
Haley's present arrest has nothing to do
with that affair. however. lie was merely
taken into custody upon a warrant issued
by an Oakland Justice of the Peace. The
police here know nothing about the crime
charged.
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EASTERN GAMES.
a Close Game Between the Bostons and
the Bird rgrooms.

a Close Game Between the BoEtons and
the Bridrgrooms.
BROOKLYN, Aug. 5.-Neitber club could
score until the twelfth inning, when Tucker
and Sticketts each made a run. Bostons 2,
hits g. errors 4. BrooklynS Q. hits g. errors
/. Batteries-Nichols and Kelly, Haddock
and c. Daley.
At Philadelphia.
PHILADELPHIA. Aug. 1.-The Senator'S
made hits and the Phillies did not and were
shut out. Washingtons 4, bits Z. errors 2.
Philadelphia O. hits z, errors 3. Batteries
Killen and Berger, weighing and Clements.
at New York.
New YORK, Ang. 5.--It was case of ter
rible batting and the Orioles won as they
pleased. New York 5. hits s. errors 4. Bal
fmores Il, hits ID errors 3. Batteries
King. Crane and Borle; yickery, Stevens
and Robinson.
At ST. Eouis.
ST. LOUIS. Aug. 5.-The Browns were the
vietors to-day IN q game bristling With ia
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might not be encum-
bered with so much useless weight.
Ives, WHO was pulling away at No. z,
promptly officated as stroke from his usual
seat, and the badly handicapped crew won
the race. Last year Ives did not row. He
lives in this city. and with his IT'S pounds
Of bone and muscle Is magnificent speci-
men of physical excellence. At the oar
Ives Is described as grace itself, and few
ale men have better knowledge of the
famous Bob Cook stroke, that has given
ale so many victories over Harvard,
than he.
Ives is good diseiplinarian, and Yale
men are not only confident that the crew of
1898 will be a well-trained one, bur they
also expect that Ives will for a third time
row ia a winning crew against the crimson.
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making aud of providing for public instruc-
lion IN the art during the exposition" There
can be no place so good for such an expo
sition as the Worlds Fair. and no greater
good can be done to the rural inhabitants OF
this country than to teach them by object
lassnnS how to make good roads.
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10 every one than Mrs
John Foster could have
been selected.
The wife of the new
Secretary of State will
ill her position most ad-
miraDly. She has long
occupied a high place in
the Washington world.
Her long experience
abroad at The most for
nal and brilliant courts
of Europe have given
her experience such as
no other one woman in
WaShin CtOn OosSRSsaS
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Ics
coupled with her own singleness of heart,
her cultivated mind and her genteness TO
every one, she has become probably one of
the most sought-after women in the capital.
Mrs. Foster herself never seems con-
seiOus of the position she has occupied here,
and has rare m0GesIy that is thoroughly
genuine. The Fosters have occupied for
some time a house on ] street, in the his
toric square between Fourteenth and Fiji
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Languages I'm German Possessions.

The Germans are trying to count the lam
guages that are spoken in their new colo
NAL possessions. In Eastern Africa they
have found 30 languages. in Southwestern
Africa IL, In Cameroons 20. in Toga five or
six. These figures do not include large
number OF dialects which are almost equiv
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ALL
2la2)';:s*tl7
W MURPHY BUILDING. +
Market and Jones Streets.

alent in some cases to another language.
The Germans have no idea yet how many
languages are spoken in their South Sea
possessions, but they have thus far counted
so. Their missionaries aud agents are hard
at work reducing the languages which are
most used in writing and making dction-
aries of them
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70 " u ;, . Ltat DIIlNtflI oLUI Q
At Los ANGELES. AUGUST 5, 1892.

Three-Dase hits-McCauley. Reltz First base on
errOrs-Los Angeles 3. First base on called balls
by Tanning 2. by Roach 2. Left on bases-Ios A u.
geles g. San Franchises ?. Struck out-By Fannlng
z, by Roach 9. Double piays-McCauley 20 star
ford. Sharp TO +. Sweeney. Hsnley 20 r Sweeney.
Time OF game hours and IS minutes. Umpire
Mcdonald, Scorer. " iIi IysonS
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voice. She is a small
woman with a delicate,
girl-like face and blonde
hair. She was born IN
Massachusetts in Ran
dolph, a typical New
England village, and she
makes the old colonial
town her home, living
in a white house stand
ing some distance back
from the street. the con-
yentional structure OF
early New England life.
with severe outlines
and unbrOken pitched
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victorious crew OF 1890,
and was also one of the
young men who recently
sent the Yale shell
across the finish line Is
lengths ahead OF the
Harvard crew. Ives first
attracted attention in
rowing circles by his
work in the Yale-At-
lanta race in 1890. On
that occasion Phil AL
len, the Yale stroke,
broke his oar during the
first mile, ana Jumped
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Washington POSSESSES.
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Ladies' : Children'S Black Hose !

At Is Cents.
100 dozen LADIES BLACK COTTON
HOSE, guaranteed Hermsdorf black,
will be closed out at 15c a pair, regular
price SO dozen.
At 90 Cents.
so dozen LADIES BLACK COTTON
HOSE, high spIiced heels and toes. guar
anteed HermSd0rf fast and stainless
black, will be closed out at zoe q pair
or 81 % a dozen. regular price 81 dozen.
At 25 Cents.
Is doz. EXTRA HEAVY CABLE RIBBED
BLACK HOSE, made specially for boys
wear, guaranteed the Burlington fast
black, sizes Z to 10. will be closed out a
25e PAIR, worth Sc dozen.
At rs Cents.
80 dozen LADIES' JERSEY RIBBED
COTTON AND WOOL VESTS, extra
fine quality, high neck ana long sleeves,
warranted shrinkless, worth So dozen,
will De closed out at zoe each.
LADIES' FANCY BLACK and WHITE
MUSLIN WAISTS!
At 25 Cents.
LADIES TENNIS FLANNEL AND
SATTEEN WAISTS, in stripes ana
plain black rufIled collars and cuffs.
sold regular for ST, will be closed out
at 25c each.
at so Cents.
LAD les SATTEEN WAISTS. tucked
and pleated In light stripes and black,
sold regular for 81 %. will be closed
out at SOC each.
At SI.OO.
LADIES SATTEEN WAISTS. in fine
quality of French Satteen, some trim
med with Spanish Lace, Others
handsomely pleated. polka dot ana
plain black, sold regular for 50, will be
closed out at 81 each
At Sl.25.
LADIES WHITE LAWN WAISTS, en-
broidered yoke, box leated backs and
fronts, sold regular for 50, will be
closed out at 81 % each.
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Clark out for interfering with fielder.

Igo-base hits - German, Ac5ucEen- Sacrifice
Histology, McGucken. Hutchinson. First base
on errors-San Jeses :. First base called balls
san JOses ]. osklauds 8. Left Oh bzses-San Joses
g. Oakiands 7. Struck out-By German 2. by Lo3ka-
baugh = Hit by pitcneF-Carruu Double plays
Ebrght 10 DOoley ?, Whitehead O'Brlen TO Car.
roll Passed bsils-Clsrk l. Wilson L Wild pitch-
German 2. Umpire-Gagus. Official scorer-StapIe-
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RULER OF THE BLUE NAVY.

Sketch Of Captain Ives, the New Cap
tain OF the Yale Boat Crew.
New York Mail and Express
S. B. Ives, the recently elected captain of
the Yale Varsity crew Of 1895, rowed in the
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In the Confusion of the Occasion.
pfffsburr ntxn.rc1,

a Sussex (England) correspondent an.
nouBces, on the authority OF the vicar, thai
nine oul of ten among The humber brides
swear to love, honor, cherries and a berry,
instead of the regular cherish and obey
of the marriage service.
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terest and clever plays. Cbicagos Q, hits 3.
St. Louis 6. hits 10, errors 8. Batteries
Luby and Schriyer, Hawke and Buckley.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-08-06
AN OLD LAUNDRY LIST.
How Housewives Kept Account of Their
Washing Long Ago.
Ehteara Tsrffuuo

A neat and useful little contrivance. long
since disused, but perhaps worthy Of revival.
is the washing tally" Nowadays the
washing-b0Ok has superseded ii. A wash
ing-tally Of the first half Of the seventeenth
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-08-06

simmons Liver Regulator cures general debility
and will give you a new lease life.
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MEMS FURNISHINGS

MEMS FURNISHINGS!
At 614 Cents.
200 dozen MEMS FANCY BORDERED
HEMSTITCHED HANDKERCHIEFS.
large size, usually sold at 81 80 dozen,
Will De closed out at 6Ae each.
At 1917 Cents.
ITO dozen MEMS UNDYED SANITARY
WOOL SOCKS, finished with double
neeis ana toes, regularly sold at So
dozen, will be closed out at 1915 a pair.
At 25 Cents.
95 dozen MEMS EXTRA FINE CASH
MERE WOOL SOCKS. full finished, in
tans, states and sanitary grays, good
value for 81 20 a dozen, will be closed
out at 25c pair.
At SO Gents.
65 dom MEMS UNLAUNDRIED WHITE
SHIRTS, made with double backs, REIN
forced fronts, feled seams and of Utica
muslin, either with pleated or plain bO-
SONS. good value for Soc, will be closed
out at SOC each.
At SO Cents.
% dozen MEMS FANCY TRIMMED UN-
LAUN DRIED NIGHT SHIRTS, made
of Wamsutta muslin and with faSt-colOr
trimmings, extra value for 85e, will be
closed out at soc each.
At 35 Cents.
% dozen MEMS SANITARY DERBY RIB
UNDERSTANDS AND DRAWERS,
shirts finished with French collarettes
and drawers with double seats Todd
Sizes. regular price 75c, will be closed
out at SOC each.
At so Cents.
~ dozen MEMS UNDYED SHETLAND
WOOL UNDERSTANDS AND DRAW
Frs, regular price 81, will be closed
out at soc each.
At 80 Cents.
IS dozen MEMS FULL-FINISHED r.
THREAD FLESH-COLOR BALBRIG-
GAN UNDERSHIRTS AND DRAW
Frs, Norfolk aud New Brunswick man.
ufacture. usually sold at 81, will be
closed out at 90c EACH
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A CLEVER AUTHOR.
Interesting Facts About Miss Mary


wilkins.
New YORK Commercial Advertiser.
Mary E. Wilkins, the authoress, has q
retieent, shy but direct manner and soft
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BERTEIlSG has the only reliable methods to
nj defective sight. APT kearny street.
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PALACE HOTEL,

THE PALACE HOTEL OCCUPIES AN ENTIRa
block In the center OF San Francisco Ii is tha
model hotel OF the world Fire aud earthquake
proof Has nine elevators Every room IS iargs
light and airy. The ventilation is perfect A bath
and closet adjoin every room. All rooms are easy
of access from broad. light corridors The central
court. Illuminated by electric light, It's iminenss
glass roof. broad balconies Carl agewsy and trop
cal plants are features hitherto unknown IN Aasrt
can hotels. Guests entertained eithsr tbs Amsri
can or European plan The restaurant Is the nasss
In the city. Secure rooms in advance by telegraph
iEs. THE p ,ALSCE HOTEL.
lasH san Francisao- Ga.
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At CD Cents.
RIBBONS! RIBBONS !!
At Is Cents.

At Is Cents.
20 pieces FANCY STRIPED SILK AND
GAUZE RIBBONS, nicely assorted in
coi0rS, value 3Jc, viii be offered at 15c
yard.
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POPULAR I'm WASHINGTON.
Mrs. John Fosters Position at the Capt.
tai is Assured.

II the selection OF the leading woman of
the Cabinet circle had been left to popular
ballot no one more universally acceptable
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LACE DEPARTMENT

LACE DEPARTMENT
POINT D'IRLANDE LACE.
At i5c per Yard.
600 yards BEIGE AND TWO TONED
POINT D'IRLANDE LACE, inches
wide, regular price DC, will be closed
out at 15c per yard.
st zoe per Yard.
500 yards BEIGE AND TWO TONED
POINT D'IRLANDE LACE, inches
wide, regular price 35c, viii be closed
out at zoe per yard.
At Csc per Yard.
400 yards SILK POINT DIRLANDE
LACE. in beige, inches wide. regular
price soc, will be closed out at 25c yard.
At $50 per Yard.
500 yards SILK POINT D'IRLANDE
LACE, in beige, IA inches wide, regular
price zoe, VIII be closed out al 35e yard.
HANDKERCHlEFS.
At 2Nc Each.
500 dozen LADIES' AND CHILDREN'S
COLORED BORDER'D HEMSTCH'D
HANDKERCHIEFS, regular price 81 a
dUzen, will be closed out at nc each.
At sc Each.
800 dozen LADIES SHEER LAWN COL
ORED BORDERED HEMSTITCHED
HANDKERCHIEFS, regular price
81 30 dozen, will be closed out at &c
each.
At iOc Zach.
80 dozen LADIES' SHEER WHITE EN-
BROIDERED HANDKERCHIEFS
regular price 50 % dozen, will be closed
out at Zoe each.
At sc Each.
100 doZ. LADIES SHEER LINEN LAWN
HAND-EMBROIDERE HANDKER-
CHIEFS, hemstitehed and scallO ped
edges, regular price So dozen, will be
closed out at 15c each.
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-Four new schools are TO he built In Los
Angeles at a combined cost of S25, 800.
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GLOVES! GLOVES ]!
at Is Cents.

At Is Cents.
100 dozen LADIES' TAFFETA SILK
JERSEY GLOVES, in dark and medium
colors, worth regular soc, will be closed
out at l5c pair.
At 25 Cents.
100 dozen LADIES' PURE SILK JERSEY
GLOW rs, in colored and black, worth
regular 7jc, will be closed out at 25c a
pair.
At 60 Cents.
80 dozen LADIES' S-BUTTON LENGTH
MOUSQUETAIRE UNDRESSED KID
GLOW rs, in medium and tan coiors,
sizes 612. GA, and IA, worth regular
81 70, will be closed out at COO pair.
At rs Cents.
30 dozen LADIES' 5-BUTTON KID
GLOVES, in colored and black (odd
sizes, worth regular 81 %, will be closed
out at 75c pair.
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RESlSqLESS BARGAINS ME55 SATURDAY!

tnm
tote the following
EXTRA SPECIAL CUTS IN PRICES FOR TO-DAY!
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PROPOSALS

For the Erection of Public School Building
on Pacific Avenue.
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Uniformity Of quality Is what gains favor You
Will always iind It Ia Whites Yucatan Gum.
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At 25 Cents
At 25 Gents

FANCY STRIPED AND POWERED
RIBBONS, inches wide, all silk, value
zoe, will be closed out at 25c yard
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FANCY MOIRE AND OMBRE RIBBONS.
In all new effects, extra heavy, all silk,
value 65c, will be offered at &c yard.
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100 doz LADIES SHEER LINEN LAWN
HAM -EMBROIDERED HANDKER-
CHIEFS, hemstitched and scall0 ped
edges, regular price So dozen, will be
closed out at 15c each.
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At 90 Gents.

FANCY MORE, STRIPED AND PLAID
RIBBONS, in shaded effects, all silk,
value soc, viii be offered at zoe yard.
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HANDKERCHlEFS.

80 dozen LADIES SHEER WHITE EN-
BROIDERED HANDKERCHIEFS
regular price 50 % dozen, will be closed
out at Zoe each.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-09-13
A Wall from Wales.

Some how we are not hearing any
thing this year about "forged quota
tions" IRON British newspapers to serve
thecause Of protection. The quotations
are coming too thick and fast, and are
being read in the original by too many
people, to bo branded as forgeries. In
truth thorc never has been need to forge
extracts showing that the foreign inter
est is against tho American interest,
and that the Democratic party ia the
hope Of the foreign producer
Hero is IN extract from The Cambrian,
Swansea, Wales, where they understand
the tin plate business in all its features.
The Cambrian reaches the INTELLIoESoER
through the thoughtful courtesy of Mr..
w. R. Thomas. OF MaytOn, Webster
county, West Virginia Mr.. Thomas is
by birth a wclshman, by adoption a
patriotic American who is for his own
country before any other country. The
Cambrian, Of July 90, 1892, says:
An the operatives employed at the Melyn Tin
rlatc Works, Nenth district, have struck work IN
consequences OF u wages dispute with the mas
tiers. Many OF the other Welsh un'plate woiks
arc now being closed owing to great depression
IN me trade, aud to tho dlminuiOn OF prices.
ono Of the largest tn'plate manufacturers In
the principally writes The American senate
VIII moi confirm the decision OF tho other house,
md me lnrllr will remain in force. TEMPLATES
arc selling at simply ruinous prices, and q large
number OF tin.plAte works are closed. The de-
maIld FOR black plate for America isvery large
and growing daily, showing that the Timing
.process Is making great strides In America. The
result must b that II h6yd rev M G blo9sd more TN
six weeks have passed since the pub
LEGATION of this news. Meanwhile more
tin plate works have closed, and the
end is not yet This country is not
only making great strides in hetinning
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MORNING. SMILES.

There was an old lady in New Eng
land once who was wont to say that
| she "never felt so happy as when she
could sit right down in all her misery
and enjoy it" This same lugubrious
female, when she was told there was no
such thing as eternal punishment, no
literal hell, expressed her disgust, say
ing she "hoped for better thing" =
Sedttie Post IntetiigeHcer.
Said an actor whose private reputa-
ton was none OF the best: "Ihey have
cast me to character that ! don't like,
and / doubt whether ought to take u
or not" ooh, take is by all mean"
urged a brother Thespian, adding under
his breath, ANY character must be
better than your own."-Boston Irdns-
cript
an your editorial favoring Col. Jones
for the legislature you say, Col. Jones
is no thief Isn't that putting it rath-
er strongP Perhaps so. l wrote in a
big hurry. Just change it to we never
knew him to steal anything."-AhGntd
Constitution
New Nurse-"Please, mum, l can't do
thing with the baby. He cries all the
time" Mistress-"Well, / declare!
How stupid of me! His other nurses
were colored girls. You'll find some
stove polish in the kitchen. "-Nel0 York
Weekly. ~.
"Young man." said an EVANGELIST,
"do you realize that when you retire at
night you may be called before morning
DAWN II hope SO; Pm a young doc
tor, and need encouragement OF some
kind. "-Teras Sytings
Jasper-"What did your Uncle Asa
say when he saw the decollete dresses
at your party2 He never saw anything
of the sort before, did he?" Maud
mo; all he said was What nex'?"-
Brooklyn Life.
Young Callowe-"Is Miss stuyesant
at homer servant-"No, cir" Young
Caliowe-"Why, she came in only mo.
ment ago: 1 saw her" Eyes, sir, and
she saw you.-Ntt0 York Herald.
she-"Did you kiss me then?" He lin
confusion) "Yes."- She care you
ashamed Of yourself p He-"Y:e-s"
She-"Well, / don't blame you if that's
the way you kiss. "-Harlem Life. q
.My brethren" said preacher, "such
a man is like the captain Of crewless
vessel on a,shoreless sea- Happy would
such man be could he bring his men
safe to land.-Ta-Bits,
Magistrate-'T hope 1 shall not see
you here again" Old 0fender-"Not
see me here againl Why, you amt
going to resign your Office, are you2-
lid.Bas.