The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-05-22
W O NJ A Ms W @ R L D .
A FEW MATTERS OF INTEREST TO
THE FAIR SEX.

An Interesting Scene in a Big Dry
Goods store - The Experience OF a
Missionary Qualifications for Club
Membership-A Glimpse at the Fash
terest.
Irreverent men, says the New York Re-
corder, would sometimes be convulsed with
ungodly mirth could they hear the recital
Of the qualifications whose possession serves
to admit candidate to certain women's
clubs. There was an election in one OF the
most exclusive of these the other day. 1t
is club outsiders view with awe because Of
the bright intellectual, literary and artistic
gifts its members are all supposed to
possess.
The candidates name was supported by
three prominent members, who were to re-
besr5e the mental gifts that made her cleo
ton desirable.
No. l arose and said:
"t take pleasure in proposing Mrs. Dusen~
dein as a member of this club. Her father
was general in the army aud was sta
toned at Governors Island all during the
club"
She sat down, and No. arose.
Mrs. Dusendein in a delightful woman.
! know her we'll. Her husband ia a wealthy
harness manufacturer, and she will reflect
honor upon the club"
Then she took a seat aud No. had the
floor.
u have known Mrs. Dusendein inti-
mstely for years. She and her husband are
nNY.n.,
am sure her election will be Of benefit to
the club
And she sat down.
Inc candidate was elected.
:, One-hslf the misery of life, says the New
iork Tribune, at least, If not more, comes
people from not being able to make both
euus meet; and yet great deal OF this cark-
Tug care and worry of mind is unnecessary.
1t is sad to think, indeed, how much of the
misery OF life is absolutely needless. Many
man, for instance, with large, expensive
family, will toll on and break down prema-
..ureiY, whereas if he had simply been in
we habit Of discussing matters in frank
IIuu friendly way with his family. needless
'1Aurles would have been cheerfully given
~ ana the idle would have willingly put
sser shoulders to the wheel. This is not
oeSen done; the father keeps his business
.uHHs 10 himself, and his family become
aCcuStomed to his grumbling over ex-
peuses; and when the real trouble comes he
ia s'aHds alone with none to help him-and it
his own fault.
heeping up appearances" too, is often
tdi tatally disastrous mistake; and yet Of all
. oS things this seems the most senseless
a M the most needless. Nevertheless, it
SO ua De one of the strongest tendencies of
o ouulah nature, for it has brought many a
~. T19 70 ruin, and for what goodl What pos
ID oIe good can it do us to have our neighbors
ous w That we keep two horses instead OF
NJ vaei ana SO on in like ratio? Truly man
wy, IN ail his intellect is complex creature
s. uu 'angles himself voluntarily, it would
''0'1' IN net Of his own weaving.
do MS Is not SO bad for 2-year-old. "You
~ uot remember where you saw me last,
tS ooertF said one of his mothers friends to
tbfn Galld. Yes. do" he replied, evidently
';WlEnihg this an aspersion on his memory.
I, "su, II you know, you can tell me where
"as continued the lady tessingly.
rsaJe ele hesitated a second, and then with a
voI. countenance, exclaimed: "I saw
d; "nere vas THAT child will make
prssa .pttomat," said gentleman who was
-ne story is told Of missionary who, as