Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-03

EXAMINING Az APPLICANTS HEAD.
Mr.. Nye. these waters do all that say. and
I refer you 60 tic Studebaker Bros. Mr. T. Z.
and Mr.. ,. VI aad Mrs Siudebaker visited
these waters last week. These waters impars
new v.gor. extending years-the marvel OF the
sge. We hope 70 grow - new race 81 Netkuse-
lAls- IL may strike you Strangely. but never
taeless they are indeed miraculous waters.
Kindly consider this matter seriously and sd-
wise a. We shall await Jour answer anxiously.
Yours. very respectfully.
IsHAs's SAN MIGUEL HAfR RESTORATIVE
WATERS.
Per A. II. Isham. Manager.
Why | should have been selected to
act "a president of course l cannot mt
this moment fully understand. bat judge
that pure life and lovely disposition
have something to do with il. OF course
nave said repeatedly regarding this
matter that Iay name would not Do pre-
sented for the presidency. but vox populi.
vox del. as the Teller says. and this
seems % be n case where a man cannot
get ont OF IT,
The san Miguel Baldheaded Insurance
company starts out certainly with q
straight and square plan Of doing bust
ness. like also tins fractional method
Of insurance. by which the insured pays
only for what he gets, according to space,
length and location. IL you get hair at
top Of column-spiral column--next to
gray matter. it Of course comes higher
that II grown across the trachea or gills.
aud the rate should DO more.
We should early adopt and insert in
our policies az many conditions, think,
"a possible. No insurance policy looks
very able unless it has 9 good deal Of
minion reading matter in IL l will. AZ
president of the company. attend to this.
For instance. we should have q clause in
the policy stating that 10 Is TO be void
and the premium forfeited IL any state
ment made in the application is untrue.
An applicant. for Instance, might state
that he lost his hair from fright. whereas
hs may not have had any hair at all in
the first place. or II may have been
scalded cff by some one and the follicles
killed We cannot agree TO resuscitate
foIlicles that have been cooked.
Secoud-We cannot afford 70 replace
hair ON any applicant who may be doing
business in violation Of law or who uses
ardent spirits, ale, wine or beer.
Third-Ws could not insure one who
might engage ia treason or rebellion, for
the growth Of hair requires absolute
quiet.
Fourth-Our company could not in
surethe polygsmous for obvious reasons.
Fifth-This company could not insure
On applicant. and the policy should se
void. II he transgress the limits pre-
scri0ed for travel A. set forth on back Of
policy or cross the high sea- without .
permit from the president.
Sixth--Permission should be specially
granted 60 applicants who contemplate
travel via the New York Fifth avenue
diligence.
SevenSh--Ths insured should not be
permitted to engage IN blasting. mining.
submarine agriculture, shark dentistry,
taking temperature of yellow fever peo-
pie or tanning lions for the trade.
Eighth-Peiiciss should not be trans
ferable. and hair should bs void il de-
taehsd.
NV wife has wired you today in cipher
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prcx seoArs. y. c.
90 Nizrei ssidhssded Insurance Company
San Diego. Csl-;
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90. n. tSsssesh Ma
In accepting the presidency. I viii say
shat have not stood around hike young
robin with my uaoath open waiting for
everything thar came along. but. on shs
contrary. the otter comes ike = clap Of
thunder from clear sky. have never
Gxhed for ofice. bat have during my
<isrrp moments prsctsced the whole am
movement For several years. sili have .
signature wsieh Is saSl By experts to b
especially <uitaess for decorating public
documents AMI policies.
IN = recent letter the insurance CONF
ranv desires 20 state thar applicsfions
ere conainz IN from Vienna. where bald
ress "a alrnnst epidemic. One banker
there states that Re wuuld not mind
tlee. aeif NJ couId secure n good growth
e hszr. We shall take the lnb, quarter
inch, quarter pay. half inch growth.
half pay. etc. charging fuii rsss~ n q
sanglef mas n Pssiereyvski IT alfalfa
hair = grown
II viii be nsv duty - president sn APP
pntat inspertevs. whn-e jes i vii - 20
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