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The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1892-04-01

Mr.. Hanks HiIarity Was Ill-Timed.
A we'll known citizen who resides in
the northern part of town when he went
out bareheaded this morning after the
paper found a hat lying on the sidewalk
in front of his gate. says the Stockton
Mail Some fellow while on spree dur
ing the night must have lost it, he
thought The hat was little the worse
Tor mud. but the hat was good one and
he picked it up and took it in to show his
wife.
"Mary," he said, "just look what rvs
found.
"Why, that's real nice hat, Jchn.'
she said.
"Well, should smile.
"where in the world did you find iti"
"Oh. out ON the sidewalk.
"But how did it get there?"
"Get therel lie echoed, in surprise.
"Well, that's a nice question to ask.
Get there9 Great Scott! Do you think
it grew like a mushroom-hey Mebbs
you imagine it walked there on it's ear.
Get there? Why, any fool would know
that some chap lost it on bowling
drunk"
"But hc might claim it," she inter-
posed, mildly. .....
"Oh, no-Tll bet he was SO full he can't
remember now whether he slept in q
barn or bed. Say, that's q pretty good
hat, Mary, and I'll got you to fix 1t up.
BY jingo, it's just my fit, too" And he
tried it on.
She took the hat and examined it care.
fully. Then dangerous look stole into
her eyes and she snapped:
"John Blank, you're an old fool!"
II am, heyf"
"Yes, you arel"
@Why?"
"This is your hat" "
He snatched the tile up, looked at II
critically and then dashed out Of the
house ~ he recalled to mind the fact
that he himself had como home very
late. -.... ..r. ..r uEl COS
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1892-04-01
Illusions OF Great Men.


Goethe states that he one day saw the
exact counterpart Of himself coming to.
ward him.
Pope saw an arm apparently coming
through the wal, and made inquiries
after its owner.
Byron often received visits from q
spectre, but he knew it to be creation
Of the Imagination.
DR.. johnson heard his mother call his
name in clear voice. though she was at
the time in another city.
Baron Emmanuel Swedenborg believed
that he had the privilege Of interview.
ing persons in the spirit world.
Sir Joshua Reynolds, leaving his house
thought the lamps were trees, and the
men and women bushes agitated by the
breeze.
Ravaillac, while chanting the mis-
erere" and "De Profundis. T" believed thai
the sounds he emitted were of the nat
ure and had the full effect of trumpet
Oliver Cromwell, lying sleepless on his
couch, saw the curtains open and gi
gantic woman appear, who told him tha
he would become the greatest man ir
England.
Ben Jonson spent the watches of the
night an interested spectator Of crowt
of Tartars, Turks, and Roman Catholic.
who rose up and fought round his arm
chair till sunrise.
Bostok, the psychologist, saw figures
and faces, and there was one human fac,
constantly before him for "a hours, th'
features and headgear as distinct a.
hose Of living person.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1892-04-01
WHAT TO TEACH A DAUGHTER
How to Make OF Her a True and Nobl
Woman,

How to Make OF Her a True and Noble
Woman.
Teach her that not only must she love
her father and mother, but honor them
in word and deed.
That work is worthy always when it is
well done.
That the value Of money is just the
good it will do in life, but that she ought
to know and appreciate this value.
That the man who wishes to marry her
is the one who tells her so and is willing
to work for her, and not the one who
whispers silly love speeches and forgets
that men cease to bs men when they have
no object in life.
That her best confdant Is always her
mother, and that no one sympathizes
with her in her pleasures and joys as you
do.
Teach her to think we'll before she says
no OF yes, but to mean it when she does
Teach her to avoid men who speak
lightly of any of the great duties OF life,
who show in their appearance that their
habits are bad.
Teach her that her own room is her
nest, and that to make it sweet and at
tractive is duty as well as pleasure.
Teach her that il she can sing or read
or draw, or give pleasure in any way BY
her accomplishments, she is selfish and
unkind il she does not do this gladly.
Teach her to be woman-self- -respct-
ing, honest, loving and kind, and then
you will have daughter who will be a
pleasure to you always, and whose days
will be long and joyous in the land which
the Lord has given her.-Ladies' Home
Journal.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1892-04-01
The Mira or yyssAevr

The owl took his hat and HE gloves one night
His sweetheart for to see;
When his daddy asked him whore he went
"Op . definite object I'm intent
TO wit, to WOO. said he,
TO wit to wit, to wool
But he scarce had stepped outside the door,
When he could not fail to see
That the sky with clouds was all o'ercast
The rain was falling hard and fast.
Too wet to WOO, said he;
TOO wet, too wet. TO wool"
Harvard Lampoon.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1892-04-01
Oats Az q Brain Food.

The Paris School of Philosopy has re-
Gently conducted experiments as to the
value Of oats as food, which seems to
show that the kernel contains three med
icinal principals. the first Of which tends
to calm, soothe and tone up the brain and
general nerve tissues. the second yield.
ing phosphates for the weakened and
hungry nerves, and the third, residing in
the husk Of the oat acting as laxative
by its action ON the digestive track.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1892-04-01

Mrs. Youngwife--I want nice ham.
please. Shopman-Yes, ma'am. I can
strongly recommend this one; it's well
cured. Mrs. Youngwifs lin alarm) oh,
don't give me one that has had anything
the matter with Il, even II it 10 cured
nowi Let me have . perfectly healthy
one, please!-London Punch. rhiH
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1892-04-01

Henry was visiting . relative who had
o large attic full Of old things One day
when he had been playing UP there, he
came running down stairs and shouted {:
"Cousin Anna, what do you think found
in the stticH found Bible with an
apothecary in IT,"
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1892-04-01
A needed Warning.

Oh, never converse with dynamite hend.
Tho harmless TO you he may seem.
For he with his creed II 90 well magaxined,
So brimmed to the lip with his scheme,
So utterly crammed with the sams thro' and
thro'
That II on the theme you'd embark.
A deadly explosion would likely ensus -,
II he'd happen to drop remark.
Boston Courier.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1892-04-01
White Tar.

White tar is one of the latest inventions
or discoveries. 1t will not become soft
under the SUMS rays in any climate, and
is expected to be used largely in calking
the seams of fine yachts. 'fh -
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1892-04-01

Did it occur to you when buying Paror Furniture
that the inside construction and material
importance when service is considered than outside appear
lance? Nearly every piece of Prlor furniture that sell
upholstered the premises by skilled workmen and nothing
regular suits is entirely and the largest shown by
Of course you know the largest and finest furniture
store and stock the state outside of Philadelphia There
nothing in furniture you get Of us prices low
elsewhere We deliver all purchases if the distance than
100 miles.
VooRHls & MURRAY, i'3I5M 11iSTs sssass 5;5ss; st.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1892-11-18
M elvin Letter.

May Dewey spent Saturday in Brown
City.
Chas. Dewey is on the sick list this
week.
John Laidlaw and Robt. Hughston
were in Yale on Sunday.
Mrs. Griswold, of Yale, has been Wis
iting with Mrs. G.. q. Burt.
Geo. Clark shipped two carloads of
stock from here on Saturday.
Gideon Beadle sold his farm to Chas.
Beemer. Consideration $1,000.
Shep. Stanley, of Brown City, passed
through Melvin on his way to Yale on
Sunday.
Jacob Grimes machinery for his
mill at Peck arrived at Melvin on
Tuesday.
Ed Duffie moved from the Gleason
farm to the farm of Geo. Clark one
day last week.
About ten of Melvin's young people
attended the party given in honor of
Cleveland at Mrs. Tobins at Valley
Centre on Monday evening.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1892-11-18
CORRESPONDENCE.
Lynn Letter.

Vera Gutchess, of Almont. is in
town visiting relatives and friends.
Winfield Hathaway, of Armada,
visited with his uncle Seth last week.
John Lord, of Peck, attended the
NJ. p. church here last Sunday eve
ming.
Mr.. Carleston, of Detroit, was here
last week hunting returning on
Saturday.
On Nov. I'd. double wedding oc.
cured at the residence of George
Murray. Margery Murray and j.
Quinnell, of Wallaceburg, Ont, and
Henrietta Murray, of Almont, and
VIM. ii. Manning, of Dryden, were
the contracting parties. Dena McNutt,
Annie Dudley, and Mrs. Alex Murray
were bridesmaids, VIM. III. Murray,
j. &. f. Dorhman, and Alex Murray
were groomsmen. The bride was the
recipient of many valuable and USE
full presents. There were about sixty
guests present.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1892-11-18
News In General.

Marine City has several diphtheria
cases.
Capac's town hall has been con-
demned.
A new hotel will be erected in Brown
City next spring.
Sand Beach will have no fair next
year as talked of.
Huron county apple crop exceeds
1000 bushels this season.
Romeo and Armada will both have
lecture courses this winter.
Forty-seven sidewalks were destroyed
in Port Huron Hallow cen.
The new German Evangelical church
at Capac has been dedicated.
J. M. Brown, an old settler of Brown
City, will move to Pinconning.
Work has been commenced on the
new electric light building at st. Clair,
The cheese factory at Peck has
turned out about 40 tons of cheese
this season.
During the past year 400 persons
have been buried in Lakeside ceme-
terry, Port Huron.
A factory has been started at Rich
mond for the manufacture of brooms
and whisk brushes.
Rev. S. A. Beman, pastor of the
Baptist church in Port Huron, has ac-
cepted a call to Detroit.
Macomb county democrats will hold
an immense jollitication meeting at
Romeo this, Friday, evening.
A barn belonging to Frank Wilcox,
of Wales, was recently burned with
hay, oats, farm implements and q
span of horses.
Richmond physicians are talking of
organizing society for protection
against those who can but will not pay
their doctor bills.
Arthur Edwards, 20 years of age,
hired rig of VIM. Swackhammer, of
Lexington, and now everybody is hunt
ing up his whereabouts.
The Sanilac County Agricultural So
clety have purchased their race track
and fixed the dates for their next fair
Sept. &c, 27 and %, 1893.
NJ. d. Wagner, of Sand Beach, took
dose of ammonia into his mouth,
supposing it to be chloride of potash.
His tongue and mouth were peeled.
The Catholic society of Richmond
recently rallied off colt, selling about
300 tickets at 80 cents each. Mr.. Need
ham, of Smiths Creek, now owns the
colt.
VIM. Warwick, sailor, was washed
off the pier at Sand Beach last Satur-
day and drowned. His body was re-
covered during the day and taken to
Marysville, where his people live.
Horace Peck, of Dryden, was recent
ly kicked by horse and died in few
days from the effects. Mr.. Peck was
prosperous farmer, and was intend
ing TO soon retire from active work.
Enoch Graves, the Leonard wrestler,
recently found two dynamite caps in
his buggy which exploded when he
was endeavoring to find out their ma
ture, and took off thumb and finger
for him.
VIM. Colwell, of Port Huron, aged
20 years, was struck on the head by
the main mast of the schooner Lone
Star breaking and falling upon him.
He died in five minutes. He had been
helping unload coal from the vessel.
The notorious Harvey Larkin has fl
nally been captured. He will be re-
membered as breaking Jail in Sanilac
county with his brother q number of
years ago, having robbed store and
postoffice. Larkin was taken fifteen
miles southwest of Battle Creek.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1892-11-18
aThe Boss Horse Linfnent,v

SEBRING. TIooA Co., PA, juno %, ~.
John Messner, prominent farmer Of this
place, has cured bad SPAWN and also Sweeny
On the safne horse with two bottles OF Parme.
James Psiley have also cured Spavins ON their
horses with 10. IL Is the boss horse lintment-
HENRY DyCKER Sold by dcalcrss 25and 80
cynfs q boftls.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1892-11-18
WIN. GOWkN.
AVERY BROS. 4 WALSH

A TTORNEY and Counselor-at-Law. Rooms
"A In the Rapley block Probate business
and collections promptly attended TO.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1892-11-18
w. w. LORD.

A UCTIONEER. Peck, Mich, is prepared TO
~ attend all kinds of sales on short notice and
at reasonable rates. Correspondence solicited.
Orders sent either by mail or telephone to DIR.
Toal at Peck will be promptly attended To.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1892-11-18
GEO. n. BROWN. DDS.

COUNSELORS and Attorneys-at-Law. Stew.
~ art block, Port Huron. All legal business
gwen prompt attention
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1892-11-18

A UCTIONEER, Yale. Real estate, personal
n property or any kind of sales promptly at
tended TO. Orders left at the Exposition Office
solicited.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1892-11-18
MAIN LINE WEST

MAIN LINE WEST
Leave Saginaw 4:50 r.. VI. Arrive at Midland
5:37 p. NJ, Mt Pleasant 800 Z. NJ, Clare G:35 L.
NJ, Evart :25 4. NJ, Reed City 500 4. NJ, Bald
win $40 z. NJ, Ludington $3.50 L. NJ, Manistee
10 20 L. NJ.
Connecting mt Ludington with Steamer for
Milwaukee during the season of navgatiOn),
making connections for all points West and
Northwest.
Sleeping Cars between Bay City, Saginaw and
Detroit
Drawing Room Cars between Manistee, Sagi-
nav and Detroit.
Connections made at Port Huron and Detroit
I'm Union Depot for all Points South, Canada
and the East
For further information see time table of this
Company.
w. ii. BALDWIN, JR., w. L. POTTER,
Genl Manager. Genl Supt,
A. PATRIARCHE,
Traffic Manager.
General ONCE. Saginaw. East Side, Mich.
+. A. GRlSWOLD, agent, Yale.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1892-11-18
AARON WINDSOR.

TONSORIAL ARTIST, Yale. II you want a
Il first class hair cut, shave, shampoo or sea
foam, don't fail TO give him CALI Charges
moderate.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1892-11-18
GEO. w. BELL,

MENTAL ROOMS. Opposite Post Office, Port
~ Huron. Latest modes of operating, inclad-
ingbridge work or artflc Ill teeth without plates.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1892-11-18
GRAND CENTRAL HOTEL.

DOKT HURON, MICH.
i O'DOnnelly Bros, Proprietors.
This house has lately been repaired and return
ished and is as good as new. IL Is centrally To-
Gated and the proprietor Is prepared to furnish
frst-class accommodations at reasonable rates.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1892-11-18
RAPIEY HOUSE

A GENERAL INVITATION is extended TO
N all To call and see me when in town. Good
accommodations for commercial travellers and
farmers. choice selection of wines, liquors
and cigars always on hand. Thomas Rapey,
proprietor, Yale.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1892-11-18
socrErx DIREcroRY.
:. & A. M.

"A DRoCKwAY LODGE, No. 3i6. Meets
NHN%D Thursdays on or before full moon,
~ * at Masonic hall, Main street, Yale.
~ Visiting brethren will receive frater-
nal welcome. John Wark, w. NJ. Joseph Ef-
frick, Secretary.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1892-11-18
CHURCH OF CHRIST.
CHURCH OF CH

A I A. G. CHAPEL Services at II a. IN.
"A Prayer meetings every Thursday evening
at o'clock.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1892-11-18
F.& P.M.R.R.
TIME TABLE.
In effect May 10. 1892.
WEST. STANDARD TIME. EAST.

MAIN LINE EAST
Leave Saginaw IL 30 z. NJ. Arrive at Flint :25
Z. NJ, Holly ;52 4. NJ. Detroit $40 l.. NJ, Toledo
4:42 p
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1892-11-18
DR A MITCHELL

physician, SURGEON and ACCOUCHEUR
Il Special attention given to chronic diseases
Office In Chamberlain block. Office hours: 10 to
~ q. m. and to p. IN. Residence on Mechanic
street near Main. Yale. Mich.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1892-11-18

CHURCH OF CHRIST.
A T Menerey's Corners Worship Lords Day
"a morning at 1890, and preaching every alter
nate Sunday evening at 7 o'clock
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1892-11-18
DR.. w. r. YulIl

PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Once and
Il residence upstairs In the Doelle Block on
Main street. ONCE hours Wednesdays and Sat
urdays from AIN. to4p. IN.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1892-11-18
METHODIST EPISCOPAL

SERVICES at 1890 "A. m. and 100 pm. Rev.
- Jesse Fitzpatrick, pastor. Residence, sec
ond house east of the brick chapel. Sabbath
school at 2 D. m. James ii. Moore. Supt.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1892-11-18
cHvRcTr DIREcToRx.
METHODIST PROTESTANT.

- ERVICES alternately at 1890 O'Clock a. IN.
- and 7.30 p. m. Rev. w. f. Perkins, pastor.
Sunday School at 2 p. m. A. Goheen. Supt
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1892-11-18
BUSINESS DrREcToRx.
DR.. BENZ. CLYNE.

physician AND SURGEON. Graduate of
l. the department OF medicine and surgery at
Ann Arbor Office on Main street. first build
ing south of Post Ofiice Yale.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1892-11-18
DR.. WILL n. cOWAN.

On, WILL n. UOWNN.
physician AND SURGEON. ONCE on
Il Main street. opposite Commercial House.
ONCE hours II 10 2 daily. Residence OH Main
street, south Of the Rapley house. AZ
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1892-02-03
SOUTHWARK. n7* 413s AL 4t3
mail. express mix. mix
*All Daily, except Sunday.
CONNECTIONS:

Train No. AS connects at Harpers Ferry
with Fast Limited Express trains, leaving at
Luz p. M, arriving at Columbus at 2:55 a. M,
and Pittsburgh at $50 p. m, and Chicago at
ll53 a. m next morning; with train leaving
at 1853 p. m, arriving at Cincinnati at 7:l5 a.
M, ST. Louis at 6:25 p. m, and connects at
Weverton with train arriving at Hagerstown
at 200 p. M, and at Washington Junction with
train arriving at Frederick at 1:55 p. IN.
Train 4l6 connects with fast Vestibule trains
at Harpers Ferry at 1881 p. IN. for Pittsburgh,
lO:i2 p m. for Chicago, and LIS a. M for Cincn-
natl and st. Louis. Arrive at Pittsburgh at
o:l5 p. m and ST. Louis at 7:l5 m.
Trains AZ, and AS have Pullman Buffet Par
Tor cars between stanton and Baltimore.
Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars run through
TO Cincinnati, st. Louis, Chicago and Pitts
burgh on all express trains.
For rates, tickets, baggage checks, apply to
B. & o. II. K. or to c. E., DU DROW, Travelling
Passenger Agent Winchester, Va. or C. L.
Hammond, city ticket agent, stanton, Va.
CHAS o. SCULL, j. Il. ODELL,
Gen. Pass Agt. Gen. Man.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1892-02-03
Guaranteed Cure.

We authorize our advertised drug
gist to sell DR.. Kings New Discovery
for Consumption, Coughs and Colds,
upon this condition. If you are af-
ficted with Cough, Cold or any Lung,
Throat or Chest trouble, and will use
this remedy as directed, giving it fair
trial, and experience no benefit, you
may return the bottle and have your
money refunded We could not make
this offer did we not know that DR..
Kings New Discovery could be relied
on. 1t never disappoints. Trial bottle
free at Hughes & Bells Drug Store.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1892-02-03
A Leader.

Since it's first introduction, Electric
Bitters has gained rapidly in popular
favor, until now it is clearly in the
lead among pure medicinal tonics and
Notwithstanding nothing which
permits its use as beverage or lntoXl,
cant, it is recognized as the best AND
purest medicine for all ailments OF
Stomach, Liver or Kidneys. 1t will
cure Sick Headache, Indigestion, Con
stipation, and drive Malaria from the
system. Satisfaction guaranteed with
each bottle or the money will be re-
funded Price only soc. per bottle
Sold bv Hughes & Bell.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1892-02-03
A FINE FARM FOR SALE.

N
/ offer the place known as the Thompson
Farm situated in Augusta county on the
Staunton and MiddlebrOok road, about six
miles from either place. This is an excellent
farm having water in, or can be turned into
every field About 200 Acres are in cultivation,
all of which is in fine filth, producing full
crops. The balance of 100 acres-there being
800 in all-is of fine forest growth.
The buildings are an excellent Brick Resi-
dence, containing rooms; large bank-barn,
and all necessary buildings, and all In
good repair
An Orchard of well selected fruit and in full
bearing is adjacent to the residence.
A superior attraction and comfort in con-
nectlon with the properly Is the large cola
Spring. The full flow of water never varies,
and is in itself a luxury.
Mr.. r. W. Powell, who resides on the place,
will show the property to any one desiring to
examine it.
Parties desiring to know the terms and 9th
er information concerning the property will
address at Fisershville, Augusta county, Va.
feb Aft j. NJ. WATSON, NJ. ID.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1892-02-03
Buck!en'S Arnica Salve.

THE BEST SALvE in the world for Cuts
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores, letter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains
Corns, and all Skin Eruptions, and positively
cures Piles, or no pay required. 1t Is
guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction, OF
money refunded. Price 25 cents per tox.
FOR SALE BY HUGHES & BELL.
ian27 '92 ".
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1892-02-03
Deserving Praise.

Since its first introduction, Electric
Bitters has gained rapidly in popular
favor, until now it is clearly in the
lead among pure medicinal tonics and
teratives-containing nothing which
permits its use as a beverage or intoxi-
cant, it is recognized as the best and
purest medicine for all ailments of
Stomach, Liver or Kidneys. 1t will
cure Sick Headache, Indigestion, Con
stipation, and drive Malaria from the
system. Satisfaction guaranteed with
each bottle or the money will be re-
funded. Price only soc. per bottle
Sold by Hughes l. Bell.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1892-02-03

Some of our contemporaries have got
the war fever so badly that they get
Fighting mad if they are asked the
simple question what the national
grievance is which they are so hot
about. If war does come, however,
these fiery fireside warriors will be well
content to remain in their snug sane
Turns and sling ink, and let those WI o
will, or must, defend the national hor-
or on the CORY field. Redoubtable fe'-
lows, these war-naking ed! o. s!-Ly7ach
barg tlrginian.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1892-02-03

Can you beat a carpet?n said the
lady.of the house to the tramp who
asked for something to eat. Don't
know, num-" he replied frankly, 81
never tried. But | guess mebbe l can,
fer I've beat most everything else in
this town.-Detroit Free Press.
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1892-02-03

She spurned his suit, she was Boston
maid,
She loved him, and it caused her
heart to droop,
But no one knew her reason till she
said
She didn't like the way he ate his
soup!
Staunton spectator. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1849-1896, 1892-02-03

Fatal neglect is little short OF
suicide. The consequences of neg
lected cold are too well known to need
repeating. DR.. Woods Norway Pine
Syrup cures a cough promptly. Sold
by all dealers on a guarantee of salts
faction