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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-23
A Happy Editor.

1t lie understood in political circles in Eng
land thst Mr.. Labouchere, editor OF Truth,
and member OF parliament, promises to give
Mr.. Gladstone and the queen some annoy
anoe. It was expected that Mr.. Gladstone
would make Mr.. Labouohere one of his min
listers. he had done some very effective
work in defeating the conservatives, and his
prominence entitled him to expect a place
in the new government 1t seems that
Mr.. Gladstone, though not wanting Mr..
Labouchers as a member of his ministry,
intended 10 offer him an Office, hoping he
would not accept II. Before deciding upon
the members of his government he sent
friend 10 Mr.. Labouchere TO ask him II he
would accept an office If it were offered to
him. Mr.. Labouchere declined Co say yes
or no, preferring 70 wait until an offer was
made to him.
1t is said that Mr.. Gladstone told the
queen that he intended to make Mr..
Labouchere member Of his government,
and the queen promptly told him that she
would not under any circumstances approve
the nomination of Mr.. LAbouchere. She
does not like him and she takes no trouble
Labouchere was not named as a member of
the ministry.
Now what Mr. Labouchere proposes to
find out is whether the queen has the power
TO prevent q man who is acceptable to, and,
in fact is desired by, the public from being
nominated for office. The question, it
seems, is quite an important one, and Mr..
Labouchere intends to get all the capital out
of 1.-THE can. He Yields an immense influence
and If he fails to make the queen regret her
action with regard to him it will not be his
FAULT.
| II is pretty certain that II office had been
offered to Mr.. Labouchere he would not
have accepted IL. He has much more influ,
enoe as the editor Of Truth than he
would have as a member Of the govern
ment. This will probably become apparent
within the next week or two, when he un-
dertakes, as 1t is understood he will, TO show
that Mr.. Gladstone made great mistake in
not putting into his cabinet representa-
tive Of the radicals who form a considerable
part OF Mr.. GladStone's majority. The dis
content OF the radicals is already apparent
and MIR. Labouchere Is in q position to
cause ID to increase greatly.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-23
The Detectives Mistake.

He was considered one Of the best IN his line
says the Detroit Free Press The case that re-
CURED the most intelligent. persistent and care
full work was the one that was usually assigned
70 him. He had been at work on one for three
or four weeks, and at last had secured what he
considered "clinchng evidence" IL was q
bribery case, and his work had been TO entrap
the would-be briber. He had done it. He had
but that was enough. The envelope containing
the money had been opened in the presence OF
three pei sons, and each had put his mark on
the bill so that it could be identified.
Naturally he was jubant People will be
when theF think they have won great victory,
and he had all the evidence he wanted In bis
pocket-an inside pocket at that The bird was
practically caught, and he went home exulting.
Now, mark what can happen to a man who
has victory practically won, but who is care
less. He thought Of going to headquarters and
depositing his evidence in vault but it was a
long distance, and then it would be better any
way TO go to the chief In the morning and an
took it home
but when he reached home he secuted the idea,
turned in and slept soundly. Robbery did not
occur to him, even in his dreams.
In the morning-well. 10 the morning the
money was gone He almost tainted when he
discovered the loss, and rushed into the dining
room crying: I've been robbed! I've been
robbedW
Nonsense, replied his wife, what is miss
ing?"
"A $40 bill"
II took IT," she said calmly. 81 wanted TO
pay the butcher and didn't want TO wake you
But L didn't touch the money in your pocket
book. Just took that loose $40 bill that was in
your inside pocket I'll get you another if you
need II, but thought that was one you had put
aside for me q"
He didn't try to explain. He didn't even an
swer; but he hunted up broad, smooth sheet
OF water, and for an hour stood looking out
over it muttering to himself. At last he seemed
~ made mind a a
note TO the chief, took il to headquarters and
left 1t. A minute later he was lost in the crowd
on the street.
The note read:
Please put me back on patrol duty. Several
years ago made a serious blunder that makes
me unfit for detective work | married"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-23

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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-23
So We Grow Old.
From az Unidentifed Erchan

FROM Tue CURISHtfftSu GNCftuHQCs
broken toy; task that held away
A yearning child heart from an hour of play.
A Christmas that no Christmas idols brought,
A tangled lesson, full OF tangled thought;
A homesick boy; senior gowned and wise;
A glimpse of life, when, To- the curtains rise
Fold over fold,
And hangs the picture, like boundless sea-
The world, all action and reality
So we grow old.
A wedding, and tender wifes caress;
prattling babe the parents life TO bless;
A home of joys and cares in equal part;
A dreary watching with heavy heart;
And Deaths dread angel knocking at the gate,
And hope and courage bidding sorrow walt
Or loose her hold;
A new-made grave, and then brave return
To where the fires of life triumphant burn
So we grow old.
A fortune and generous need OF fame,
Or direful ruin and furnished name;
slipping off of week aud month and year,
Faster and faster as Ihe close draws near;
A grief t. day. and with to morrow's light
A pl asure that transforms the sullen night
From lead to god;
A chilling winter of uuchar ging storm;
A spring replet8 with dawDs and sunsets warm
So we grow old.
Old TO ourselves, but children yet to be
In the strange cities Of eternity.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-23
Not the Same Old Story.

The man was standing at his store door on
jefferson avenue talking to stranger, says the
Detroit Free Press.
See that lady across the street?" he said
YES" was the brief reply.
Isn't very handsome, is she?"
''Her beauty won't kill her. guess"
"Wel, it's queer how things go in this world"
said the man retrospectively. Twenty years
ago she was one OF the prettest girls in Detroit,
and WAS one of a dozen fellows who tried to
marry her"
same old story observed the stranger;
"some other fellow not half the man you are
got her?'
No. he didn't either"
"No?"
mo, married her myself. and she is coming
over here now for S25 to get a new fall hat
with aud the man smiled as if he were glad
Of it.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-23

The Florida orange growers will show
themselves blind to their own interests if
they fail to foster the project to give them
direct steam communication with Europe
for the transportation Of their fruit The
first steamer Of a proposed line between
Florida and England will arrive at Fernsn-
dina. and be ready to receive freight on or
about Nov l, and II the growers demon
strate, by having cargo ready for ship
ment, that they are ready to help build up
good and permanent market for their prod
ucts, other ships will follow. The steam
ship agents are willing, it is said, to risk
one trip, any way, to show that
they mean basiness; but if the oranges
are not ready when the vessel
is prepared to receive them, some other
freight will be taken and the attempt to es-
tabllsh fruit line will be abandoned. Cali
fornia, it will be remembered, has lately
begun TO send fruit across the continent to
New York for shipment to Europe, and if
the Californians see a good thing in the
future 10 that kind Of fruit shipments, surely
Florida. with vessels landing at her own
ports aud sailing direct to Europe, should
be able to see something In foreign ship
ments too.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-23

The Nashville American says the alll-
ance In Tennessee last year had foothold
in eighty-three counties Of the state and a
membership Of 27,2Oo while now it has a
membership of only 200. II these figures
are correct they show that third partyism
has had even worse effects on the alliance
in Tennessee than in Georgia In North
Carolina also the decadsnce Of the order
has been rapid. Figures are not given, but
Raleigh dispatch to the New York Post,
dated Saturday, says the order in that
state will lose half of its present member
ship within the Dext thirty days on account
of the alliance having taken hold of the
third party campaign.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-23

The Canadian government may not feel
disposed to "yield" to President Harrison's
retaliation proclamation. as the press re-
ports say. But any Canadian vessel, or
other vessel laden with freight for Cana.
dian ports, passing through the st. Mary's
Falls canal until the embargo is raised, will
be mighty apt to yield" 20 cents per ton
on her tonnage into this governments treas
ury. The issuing of the proclamation may
or may not have been a wise act, but it has
been issued and must now be enforced,
whether Canada likes il or not.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-23
The Worlds Western scheme.

The scheme Of the New York World TO
raise q fund to carry some OF the western
states for the democratic ticket is
good enough. There is certainly chance
for the democrats to carry several of
the western states that have heretofore gone
republican. The MORNING News has been
requested by the World tn receive subscrip-
tions for this western fund The only OBJ
lection the MORNING NEWS has to helping
along the Worlds scheme is that all the
money that can be raised in the south for
political purposes is needed in the south.
While the World is trying to capture
western states the MORNING NEWS thinks
it is its duty to help hold southern states
within the democratic lines.
The MORNING NEWS hopes that the
World will raise large fund that will be so
used as to be Of great assistance TO the dem
ocratic cause In view of the low price Of
cotton the south cannot send money to the
west-especially since the attacks of the
third party on democracy make it necessary
for the democrats OF the south to use at
home all the ammunition they have.
1t is to be hoped that the World, in its
enthusiasm in behalf of its western scheme,
will not draw the attention of democrats
away from New York. 1t is true, as it
says, that New York is a doubtful state,
but 1t is much less doubtful than those
western states the World wants to capture
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-23

The shower Of small fish and dead insects
reported from Mexico In yesterdays MORN
ING NEWS, was nothing extraordinary.
The fish were no doubt drawn up into the
clouds from some lake, or the ocean, by a
water spout, and the insects may have gone
up by the same route, or been caught and
carried away by whirlwind. Showers OF
small fish and frogs have been frequently
reported from various sections OF the coun-
try, and scientists account for the phe-
nomena as indicated.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-23

President Harrison was 50 years old Sat
urday. Some OF his friends to celebrate the
anniversary and show the President how
glad they were-either that he was SO old,
or no older, 1t is not stated which-enter-
tanned him at slight-ofhHnd performance
at which some juggery with blocks was
done. 1t Is said he enjoyed the perform
ance, which must have reminded him OF a
little jugglery with blocks attempted by
one Dudley sone time ago.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-23

Secretary John W. Foster and Private
Secretary Halford may be very good and
very religious men. But they have shown
poor Judgment in selecting time to demon
strste their faith by their works. People
will suspect that while they are preaching
civilization and Sabbath observance they
are wondering what the effect will be on
the November election.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-23

The democratic nominating convention of
the Fourth district will meet tomorrow at
LAGRANGE, when probably Congressman
Charles L. Moses will be renominated TO
succeed himself. Mr.. Moses has done good
work for the democracy during the past
few months.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-23

The accident on the Belt Lines bridge
Sunday night suggests that, in the interest
of public safety, there should be on the
steep inclines some kind of automatic oon-
trivsnce to prevent such occurrences. All
passenger elevators, in which the cars ascend
perpendicularly, are provided with auto-
matte safety appliances, so that II cable
were TO break there would be no fall and no
crushing Of passengers. 1t seems that some
thing OF the kind guaranteeing absolute
security might be arranged "a tho Belt
Line bridge, then the sudden stoppags OF
the electric current. or a failure Of the
motorman 10 put on brakes would not be
attended by any such frightful result as
the killing aud crippliug Of passengers aud
the smashing Of cars.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-23

1t is safe TO bet dollars to doughnuts that
the campaign badge objected to by Com
mander Palmer, Of the Grand Army Of the
Republic, has Cleveland's picture on it. He
has heretofore proved himself a narrow
minded partisan, 80 nobody will be sur
prised at this latest explosion of his.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-23

It is said that ben" Russell, democratic
nominee for congress from the Second dis
trict, can "play fiddle and call out q cotil-
Ion along with any OF the boys" "Bobn
Taylor, il will be remembered, once I'D
died" his way into the gubernatoriAl chair
OF Tennessee. But MIR. Russell will not
have TO fiddle for votes.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-23
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-23
nrn SEW YORK OFFICE.

Mx.JJ. Flynn, General Advertising Agent
a, n. MORNING NKws, Office Is Park Row.
New York. AL advertising business outsioe Oh
.be states of Georgia, Florida and South Caro-
lima will be managed by him
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-23

The Sparta IshnlGelite has been 'keeping
tab" on some of Mr.. Tom Watson's
speeches, with this results: "His speech at
Thomson was fuller Of himself than a
crows egg is OF meanness. My me and
myself occur ia it LOG times, while the
great and to him, all-absorbing pronoun
81 Is 70 be found 267 times.n
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-23

The free coinage Of silver has not been
found TO work well in India. England hay
ing tried it on dog" as dramatic people
say, her commissioners TO the international
monetary conference may be able to give
some valuable information as to the practi-
cal wor king Of 1t.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-23

An American diplomat arrested 10 Spain
ana no name given in the papers May be
it was -- but, no, IL couldn't have been
Burd Grub, either, because he is at present
in Now Jersey, permitting the pOetioal
natives 10 contemplate bis name while be
advocates female suffrage. 80
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-23
Bright outlook In the West.

From the Detroit (lfich.) Free Press tDem.l
Political regeneration in the northwest seems
at hand. There is prevalent opinion that ILL
nois, Wis % lsin. Iowa and Michigan, any or al,
may 90 democratic. This sentiment is growing
and the m raj sentiment created will 20 far to
ward fulh.l.nR the PLEASANT prophecy.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-23
Good Purposes But Poor Methods.

u would appear that there lie something radi-
cally wrong IN the methods labor unions
Their purposes are above rsprOach AMI deserve
sympathy and when she machinery OF she
order shall operate TO blng alse men 70 the
front a new Industrial era will dawn IN this
county.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-23
Few Men Could Do 1t.

From the Washington Stzr Qnd Rep.)
Mr. Cleveland has accomplished n feat that
must entite him to general admiration. A can
didate for Office, he writes letters daily and
avoids putting his foot in it" to any serious
extent
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-23
Needn't Burn These Letters.

From the Waterbury american (Dem.(
One thing seems to be evident, Mr.. Cleveland
does not write private or confidential" on
many of bis letters, and it does not appear that
he writes anything but what he is willing the
world should see
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-23
hal Contemnlation OF the Force Bil.

From the st. Louis Republic (Dem).
There are a good many bayonets out this
year, as any one can see, but there will be a
good many more if Messrs Harrison Carnegie,
Plat, and Wansmaker are to be our leaders
and guides.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-23

The democrats OF Warrenton will have 70
hustle 20 cut down before election day
the estimated strength Of the third party in
that community. II will take good work 10
do II, but good work viii do il.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-23
It is to be Roped They WIN.

From The Richmond STATE (Dem).
Before November the democrats who have
Joined the t1rd party will return to the demo
cratic organization.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-23
Both Theorv and Copdition.

From the Louisville Courie,-JourndI CDem).
Workngmen have waited nearly four years
for Mr. Harrison to get their pay raised, and
they are nov confronted not only with the
theory of high tariff, but the condition Of re-
duCed wages
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-23
CURRENT COMMENT.
The Manner of Toms Going.

From the Memphis appeal Avcldnche (Tenn).
Tom Watson makes his exit from public life
with lurid beef tea effect.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-23

THE pool OF Bethesda was much the same as
a railroad pool of the present day. II was sur
rounded by cripples Boston Transcript
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-23

Old to ourselves. but children yet to be
In the strange cities Of eternity.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-23

THE mania for territorial expansion has at
tackled Washington. It is proposed to annex
Baltimore to that city by q boulevard forty
miles long and an electric railroad, which, it is
expected would soon be lined with suburban
residences
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1892-11-01

WASHINGTON. Oct. o5-Mrs. Harrison
is no more. At lao o'clock this morn
ing came the end. and for the second
time in the history of the White house
a presidents wife died within its
walls. Mrs. Harrison met death with
the patience and resignation of a
devout Christian
For twenty-four hours the president
and family had been almost constant
ly at her bedside. awaiting the end.
Last night was without special incl
dent, but in the early day the presi-
dent was in and out of the sick cham
Der SO frequently that he could have
slept but little, if at all He was
never away for any length of time.
About 1890 o'clock. while DIR. Gard
ner sat by Mrs. IIarrison's side with
his fingers lightly pressed to her pulse.
the practiced hand disccrned a notice
able weakness of the hearts action
followed almost immediately by a
slight decrease in respiration. lie
notified the grief stricken family aud
ii gathered around the couch The end
appeared to be very near and unless
she soon rallied from the stupOr into
which she then WAS drifting she could
scarcely live half an hour longer.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1892-11-01

were performed by the nurse Miss
Davis, who composed the remains for
the hands of the undertaken The doe
tor went home, and the last
OF the many questions pu:
by the knot of waiting
newspaper reporters were answered
by Mr.. Halford, the lights wsre
dimmed and the quiet of the g-.rc
crept upon the great white mansion.
Several policemen who had been sum-
moned were stationed at all the en-
frances of the grounds to prevent
people from intruding on the privacy
Of the president and family in their
bereavement
The kilograms conveying the sad in.
telligence were also at once dispatched
to all members of the cabinet and
Mrs llarrison's brother. who was in
the hope of seeing her before the end
came. lie was at Port Townsend yes
terday.
The funeral arrangements were
as follows: Religious SER
vices will oe held at the White house
morning. whence the re-
mains will he taken to the cemetery of
Crown Hill Thursday.
The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1892-11-01
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