The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1892-06-30
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The easia ooEss esvn 10 the lsrsl Of
hs reader, sheh be isie bis pea 10 had.
IL 10 otig sleb be nies 10 his H neilsss
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siiEes ivtsiii, - a. ntetoi iiu you will
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Htts. Year 500 pad 10 he qsi,s ~
tdstt Of ihe bfnfk. REMEMBER. Isup.
pose be- lie veil % 10 b. profession nov.
pooas- Oh. ya. he's psiniiBs seherch
.,ssfls 'bis vssi
Lac Some People Dinlibs IL
ssid ibsi ksnsnoos csb develop more 80
yer ibaH sSy oib'r sulnsL Mira Dimlins
--ioe aoG'i ssyl Dinlibg- Yes: tbey &c,
bofpisg n.d
lssyet- WIZ did Rev, DR.. poandteIl
cone Issif Junupuppe- He va. chased
co, e the Wet for teaching the Golden
kule 10 silver state.
some boys is bonester than Others.
ard thtre's no way 10 tell EN- spaii except
10 preteud 10 forge, your katie and watch
en- Jump for H. The one ibs, jumps lssi
IL the bonesiest one.
Misiress-l though, | told you. Jane,
slvsys 70 inquire from visitors their nam
20 before You ask them inf Servspt-oh,
num, don', want TO be ipquisitise.
Two Condolences So you didn't
mos thai my wife aud were born on the
same day. ssid No. |. No, that's queer.
answered No. 2. /, reminds me that my
vile and were married on the same day
MIR. Hsyseed -Wbst's this EXTRA
charge fort Hotel Clerk We charge er
ira ior gas burned sll night Mr.. Hsyseed
Why. you've got sign there plain as
lin be. Don't blow GU, the gas.
Wears wife Willie Smith. how is II
you do not take Of your bat when you mee'
met willie-Well. mum. il l take of my
bat 10 you. what be TO do when meet
/ psrsopi
So ths, fellow Is knight Of Labor
Seems 10 be rather misnoaer. Tor where
ever he goes he prevents men from labor
ing. To be sure. Doesn't the good Book
SAY. When the nigh, oometh no man can
vork'
Caller Ia Mr.. Jones inf Man -Sure'n
OF dunno. Come ia here out OF the dark
an lit me see iiyez have red wbskers. II
yes have, an yer name il Blitbers the boss
Amt 10.
There may be plenty Of money in cir
culation, said the county editor. pensively.
a. be looked over the financial news; but
VIA, are you going to do II You have no
circulation
Papa And now, my daughter. you
must takes course in modern history.
Ks,e- Whats the use, pspa' I've stud,
led sncien, history, and thought you
said history always repeated itself
nv bbt nbbf ptSeusc WIZ 70
such sn unsatisfactory world. Endesvor
10 80 &c. Dat You will leave il better than
you found II. Even IL IL 10 only better
because you have lei. ii. that will be some
thing.
johnny Ito his little play mate. Jim.
mie) Say. my big brother thinks an sw,
ini lol Of your sister. How do you know ?
Cause he gave her bowlful OF butternuts,
IN every meat was picked out whole
In a certain cemetery, which shall be
nanialess. there isa grsvestone with this
inscription: MIR, Charles FEST will repose
here; at present be is still alive and carry,
ing on tho shoemsking business ct Al. l4i
Larrabee street.
Guest You advertised that you bad
good fishing grounds. and there sin't
hogshesd Of water within FIFTY miles.
Landlord Il can't help thai I've gott
grounds. and II the Lord don't make the
water II sin'l my fault
Mrs. Flanagan (sbaking her hsD: It's
oil very well for you to talk. Mrs, Brady,
knowing I'm inst from confession. and in
state Of grace. bu, jus, you wait till to
morrow. when, plaza heaven, I'll blAcken |
she two eyes owe ye.
Mrs. Swell--0ur house is fitted up |
With all the improvements. and We have q
picture moulding 10 the psrlor. Mrs.
Homespun Sakes alivei But your house
must be awful dsmpl To think OF pici
tnre moulding l, must be the paste, !
s'posc.
We are much embarrassed about the
Old Soldiers monument. The bronze 6g |
ure costs 1000 and No have only 5000 |
Why dop' you cut /, down. Take of
leg sod both arm. Many an old soldier
has Toe, em Tor bis country.
The clergyman called on Mrs velox.
II your husband, be said. would only be,
iieve Il. il ieslly pays to be religious.
Well, replied Mrs yslcI, you could
give him proof Of that you couldn't keep
him out OF church With cannon.
II don'i think Mr. Banker 10 much OF
. couverssticBaiisL. observed Miss Elder |
Well be called on me las, night. replied
Miss Youns. ~ she carelessly twirled
bex rias on the third finger Of her lief,
hand, and | 10. I'd . conversation quite col
gasins.
Mr.. Cotton Mite--0f course these
hish rsllssy officials &c, large salaries. bu,
What Of ~ A mar cannot live decently In |
Nes iork 90 lees than $40, 600 or $50. 900 |
syear MI. j. Hay Seed You hin talk |
oil you want 70, bat be dsdbingsd IL l
believe ih., . man Who spends that much |