The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1892-07-14
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Ia ibefes sssmiH IN operation 10
ptghtf he'd he summer eos'ds'. No,
r.pi,ea iss rsliss. TbeE's mosquitoes.
-CurA bss bis boy and arrows ready
a. its tSnnr sessos A rccalisriiy 81
b., ,toolifs j, ,bsilhs more Mrs be D'i''
tie epiisf the sirls are pleased.
We hsss toilces iLsi vhes you tell o
sense hsr dsusbisr s la,i The insgt Of
hsf ubss abe vs THAI age. The noibe'
laots pleased and the dsssh.er looi' scar
a
-Basiey = dosi bslieVe 10 borosius
troabls: 40 youf Brace OF coarse not;
money "a The thisg.
- I.adJ(to Der legal itiesdl -YoB Won't
charge Tor question, ] hopef Oh. 20,
oniy iqT The answer.
III /, sissis. ssbble. sobble and Sit,
~as DR.. Holnss description Of ~ after
popa tea
The tramp may he I'll WOOL and yard
vide. bot be is goods the. will not wash.
JohSbys lAtest composition: The
Goes The 0oos il 10 called becauss II
sos hinder silly sud dobt know any betr.
A Western editor thus alludes 10 cor
kmpoury; lie Is young Jet. but he can
cit q, bis desi aud brush cobwebs from
he eeiling ~ilh his ears.
Yesi-whsi are you going to make
ont Of your boy' Cnmsonbesk -A lee
turer Has be taste for it' oh. yes; be
inberiis II from bis mother.
-Firsi Rounder-W Why don't you rise
earlier, old mani Second Rounder =
Well. principally because am afraid
would meet myself going 10 bed.
Mrs. snooper- james. what ns dark
horse IN political Snooper ons what
cant ssy neigh when be receives . nomins
ton 10 Office.
II thought you we're going to have .
cnpols on your house, / have. Where
il ~ 10 the cellar II looked 80 bad on
the roof took it OF aud made coal bin
OF IT,
Young mother He is somewhs. cross
10 day. He is tee,bing. Old bachelor
(in grea, ave OF the mite OF humanity -
And when 10 you erpec. him TO commence
-er--commenoe -hsiringi
Mrs. drimley Our iceman is very
strong. lie carried 500 pounds Of ice from
ihe street TO day clear into our cellar.
Isn't that wonderful Mr.. Grimley No,
not il he weighed the Joe himself
Maud What 3 beautiful new gown
Jane is wesring. Did ste bring it from
sbtoadi Clara = No; its her last seasons
dress; tho dressn sker tnrned II inside on,
and now she says il's from the other side.
--Mn. Watts Mary Ann. these balus'
ters seem always dusty. | was at Mrs.
Johnsoh's today and her stair rails sre
clean an smooth rs glass. Msry Ann-
Yis. mem She has tree shmsll boys.
Teacher - Robert, this is an example
In subtraction. Seven boys went down 10
the creek 10 battle, but two OF them had
been told no. to go 10 the water. Now
eau You tell me how many went inf
Robert Yas'm; seven.
Industrious Mother Willie. il you
don't go to work you will never be worth
the salt that goes into your bread. Will
lie ts,relohing aud gsping) We'll. rather
than 20 to work you may leave out my
part Of The salt,
--Schoolboy Il want five cents to buy
pad 10 do examples on. Father When
was boy w used states. Schoolboy
(re6saiively) i guess maybe the School
Directors wot owned slate factories 10
dead
-Hoj .ck Where is that umbrella i
lent you las, weeki Tomd tx Its at home
Why do you ASP Hoj.ck The man !
borrowed IT OF says that the owner has
been a.king for It.
Superintendent OF Sunday School
(who has talked for half 40 hour. in last
appeal -Children, what more can ssy1
Weared Tot lin the front row, esgerly)-l
Plea,ae. thir. thsy amen aud tbit down.
The Safest Way. Why did you strike
him with ,hst club when he pointed the
gun 1t your He distinctly told you II vas
no, ,losded. know that, Judge; thAt's
the resson damned him.
The Sentimental Traveller How ave
inspiring are nstare's sloriesl At such
moment a. this do not our csrnal desires
seem vaia and contemptiblef The I'm,
sentimental Traveller Perhaps they do,
bat oil the same wish had ham sand.
vich.
Excited Lady ION the bench). Why
isni something done for ihs. ship in die.
hessi Why dont some OF you -Coss,
guard (burriedly); We have sent the crew
. line 10 come ashore. mum. Excited
Lady; Good srsciousl Were they val,
ing iQrs formal invitstlon'
Small Boy-Did you see little boy
bon, my size around the corner Ola gen
tlemsu Yes; believe did. Did he look
uglyf / didn't notice. Did he look scsr'
edi dont know. Why, Why heard
be wss around thsre, and don't know
whether he wants 10 lick me or whether
he's hidin from me Wish ! did.
He loi ritnhnrs) -Dont you think
ita pretty Miss Euerson OF Boston is
Just chsrmlnsf She [oi Cbieasol-ief;
Glars u bright and rlvscious and possess.
.. rats euliare aud renaemeut Bat ]
,higk II mes abe 10 prone 10 shoot ca
her aouib. and 90 is not strictly 10 II - 10
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