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Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-02
! furniturs Or farmr These qnestlons

as furniture or FARM These questions
have pazzled greater legal minds than
uaine, and John Randolph aad Daniel
Webster went down 70 their graves not
knowing whether the oyster bed should
face the north or be made up with the
oysters head toward the engine.
Another correspondent asks 10 know
IL cholera Is known 70 exist Ia North
Carolina, and also whether the great
hand 10 hand combat between Miss Lot
tie Collins and the soft shell crabbers Of
Fire island viii DO renewed III the future.
In reply would say that there Is no
cholera III North Carolina az this writ
Ing. Western North Carolina Is the
point 10 which many thousands come 10
he absolutely free from al fear of ehol-
era. Our air is perfectly pure, and peo-
pie who do not have too large living
surface are cordially invited tocome and
help themselves. Friends with means
and short one lung are cordially re-
quested 10 come aud cough with Us with
out Charge.
The sporadic case OF cholera reported
from near nay house at Buck Shoals, y.
@, turns out TO have been brought on
by the use OF . indicated watermelon
with chemicals in il which had been
administered by these fair hands. Ii
grew ia my patch, aud so felt free TO
manipulate il as saw mt.
The man IS now ont of danger. but
has been quarantined till | can get my
b log to give up his pants-not the
/ og's pants, but the mans pants.
o trouble at Fire island on the
l3th and l4th of September was rather
disgraceful, but resulted from the fact
polc enough in case of emergency.
The popular clamor of Islip, which
turned ont 20 be the unpopular clammer
of Constable's Hook. would have gone
10 Siberia for life if he had acted in a
cholera country as he did here.
Freedom, | have always said, Is a
good thing for those who have been
brought up on il, and who have had it
on the table with their meals ever since
they were children, but for those who
are not used 10 1t it becomes too exhila-
rating, and one Whit Of it seems to call
for another till they fetch up in a new
made grave.
This is the reason that the torch Of
Liberty shone down upon picture of
perverted freedom-a pathetic and pitt
full exhibition of the way ignorance and
selfshness may still abuse the rights SO
dearly bought and SO i'll bestowed.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-02
6x& 1W
He Wasn't Exalted.

They were rehearsing for the wedding
The organ had ceased its roaring, and
the bride and groom stood with clasped
hands before the altar There was q
stiffness throughout the sacred edifce,
and the solemnity Of the sanctuary ex-
allied almost ell the hearts Of the group
gathered at the chancel.
The most notable exception was the
heart of the professional master of cere-
monies.
It was not exalted to any appreciable
extent.
DO you take this woman to be-
The master Of ceremonies critically
contemplated the happy pair.
your welded don't squeeze
hands-wife?
The groom's lips moved.
Don't open your mouth too WIDE"
The groom looked scared and whis-
pered something.
Look pleasant, please-do you take
this man to be your wedded-the chin a
little higher-husband-eyes not quite
SO much obscured-there."
The bride trembled and gasped unin-
telligibly.
"Will you cherish, protects little
mere on the right foot-and defend
look to the altar-until death doth-not
quite so much bend in the knee-part?"
The groom nervously signified that he
would.
VIII you love-don't be thinking
how your dress hangs-honor and
don't get too close to the groom-obey?"
Yes" ventured the bride.
Don't make the responses too conf
dently-whom God hath joined let no
man - don't exchange chances - put
asunder."
The organ roared again. The party
wended its way from the church, but the
exsltation was in q measure abated.-
Detroit Tribune.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-02
A Positive Fact

Ladies, do not delay your valuable
time by waiting and suffering. but Sc.
cure q bottle of Dullam's Great Ger.
man Female Uterine Tonic and be
cured of your monthly trouble either
IN old or young. 1t is the very best
preparation l ever prescribed IN my ex.
tensive practice. 1t has gwen the best
results IN the greatest number OF cases
of female troubles of any medicine
that | ever used. | do not make a
practice of using or recommending
patent medicines, but this remedy is
prepared by very competent physi-
clan and chemist of my acquaintance
and / can cheerfully and consciencl'
ously recommend II as the best.
A. c. truth, NJ. D.,
Specialist of Diseases of Women,
80 East Madison ST., Chicagy, Ill.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-02

A party OF gentlemen were the other
evening discussing literary subjects
when one asked another 20 point out the
grammatical blundeT in the Lords
PRAYER Half a dozen tried: some
Thought it lay in the words. which art
In heaven" others placed it elsewhere.
but not one detected is in the expression,
For thine i the kingdom. the power
ami the glory" To be perfectly correct
the word is should be are. but people
have used it in the present form 50 long
that they never think # regarding it a.
. blunder. There are teachers who say
such an expression IS right because il
sounds right, bat reverse il and say.
The kingdom, the power and the glory
is thine, and the fault IA soon perceived.
81, Louis Globe Democrat.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-02
BILL NYE TELLS US
About Brother Oangerfield and
Other Facts.
WILLIAM AIRS HIS KNOWLEDGE
OF Pss<olirhsC and Neolithic RsnaA n ;, and
Alss shows Whar he Knows About
the Oyster in Law.

The mail brings the sad intelligence
hat IN the case Of the people Of Illinois
sersns Isaac Danger6eld. Of Chicago.
The defendant has been held by Judge
Giennon IN the sum OF 5000 10 the
grand jury OF Cook county on the
sharge Of embezzlement.
Mr.. Dangerfield stood high socially IN
Chicago and was one u the nrst gents
west Of the Alleghanies % wear box
soat. It did not touch him anywhere
except on the shoulders. and Is still be-
lsyed TO have been made In England.
He Is charged with taking. keeping.
retaining and clinsing 10 SO. 600. which
Nas deposited with him 70 bind the bar
gain in the purchase Of the Pontiac, Ok
ford and North railroad, Michigan
line 100 miles IN length. which Mr.. &.
I. Gregory began the purchase cf about
two years ago through Dangerheld.
The trade held fire. believe. and so
the deposItors one day asked Isaac TO re-
turn the $40 600, but he had put il into
. team or something and 50 claimed that
the money was forfeited. He has had
thu money now tys3 years. and was hop
ing that some one else would come along
49, forfeit Ike sum before cold weather
tame on
isaac at one time published the
speeches Of Emory A. Storrs. OF Chi
ssgO, IN book form. bur the widow did
not get anything IN return except social
recognition by Mr. Dangerfield, whose
manners are easy and fluent.
Later on rs pnblished book for me
IN an unguarded moment and has cor
responded with me ever since in light,
airy and graceful style, which has been
great help 10 me. When began TO
correspond with him my style was rather
heavy and labored, but after the first
two years people noticed that l was get
ting a command OF language that indi-
cated deep thought und mobility.
Socially Mr.. DangerGeld is ambitious,
and he may Do found at all times hob
aobbing with his saperiors in a bright
and CHEEKY way. When he began to
publish my book. l got the refusal of a
good cow here where hive. paying five
dollars for thu option and promising to
pay the balance on receipt Of Mr.. DAN
yerfield's check.
We are still without milkl
Mr.. Dangerfeld is well fitted 10 shine
IN society. bat in business way he Is
cratic, conservative and past finding
out. He entertains with lavish hand,
mussing around in the salad and max
ING while you wait a style OF mayor
naise dressing that should teach us not
70 cling too closely to life. but rather to
be ready at all times calmly to accept
our doom. such as it is, and give q re-
ceipt for same.
Dangsrfield is not his real name. but /
have IL on file for the use Of those who
contemplate dealing with him.
Branscomb Ruth. Of Mudhaven, Mass.
writes 10 ask for information. ''Can
you" he goes ON 20 say, tell me il you
aver travelled among the people OF
Beled FL Mehgreb, I am quite q stu
dent OF those and kindred races and am
also passionately fond Of paleolithic and
aeolithic remains. Tell me all you know
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-02
rHE PARASITE or cHRoxIc MALARIA.

in figure ] Of the cut the body of the
parasite IS filed with undevel0ped
spores. I CURE 2 shows them IN =
higher state OF development Figure
3 shows the same spores ready 10 begin
work for themselves The symptoms
set ID hy these organisms IN the human
system are so entirely different from
acute malaTls that they need deserip-
ton here. They vill often poster a
person for months without making him
sex at,ed. but making him genuinely
miserable - creeping reors, coated
tongue, sppette chsngeabe, cold
swestv hands, and many indescrihstls
sensations - genuinely dissgrsestie
kinds. melancholy feelings. = disconr-
aged. issiess state Of mi0d, tired out
feelings sud biEoasness
II; fset vel kuown % the medl-
- professor thst qufnine 81 not
cure ths form q msfsrs IL as been
dsn,onsirated over snd over sgsin -
ths sora -sl notsi shat while Qafans
via gen rally destroy the psFss o. ~
acute nssisr's. ~ wti have lftle 81 70
effect an tnr parasite ~ crfonle ms-
lsrs r. - Jnsl here tnsf Fe fu "a as
= nssisris cure shews 10 crest sapar-
aFty ever ewniue. ketn tae para
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-02
A Cure for Cholera,

There is no use of any one suffering
with the cholera when Chamberlain 5
Collie, Cholera and Diarrh9a Remedy
can be procured. 1t Will give relief IN
a few minutes ard cure in short time.
[ have tried II and KNOWN. IL.
Clinton. Helmetta, \. J. The epidemic
at Helmetta WAS at first believed 10 be
cholera, but subsequent investigation
proved 1t to be a violent form of dysen-
terry, almost as dangerous as cholera.
This Remedy wa used there with great
success. For sale by +. J. WGrzburg,
druggist.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-02
MALARIA PARASITES
What Recent Investlga-
tons Reveal.
Science Triumphs Over Poi
sons of Bog and Pool.
Acute and Chronic Malaria
Cured.

series Of Investigations has been
carried on Tor the past lew weeks al
Surgical Hotel, Columbus, OHIO, I'M
der the direction OF Dr.. =. b. Hartman,
winch has furnished some very inter
esting results not commonly known 10
the public.
For the benefit of the uon-profes-
slonsl reader, W. stop to explain that
malaria commonly ca led chllls and
fever, fever and ague) IS caused by 4
minute organism which germlnates IN
stagaant water. These organisms live
III the water and can do no harm until
the water dries up. leaving the organ
lem 10 perish, when IT'S spores or eggs,
with winch ITS b dy IL filled, are car
ried into the ar by the wind or washed
into wells or streams by showers. These
minute spores mud their way into the
system through the ar we breathe, IN
the water We drink or the food We eat.
and their presence IN the blood sets up
the q isease known as malaria. The
organism which causes malaria
and its spores are so very
small that they can only be seen by
the ard of the very best microscope in
the hands OF al experienced micro
scopist. To become familiar with the
appearance and habits of the malaria
organism requires long ard careful
study on the part of the microscopst.
The most important fact revesled by
the late invest. cations at the Surgical
hotel IS, that there are two distinct
malaria parasites.-one capable of pro-
ducing acute malaria, distinct chills
and fever; the other producing chronic
malaria, In which there 10 no distinct
or regular occurrence OF ch.lls and
fever. The ORGANISM which produces
acute malaria is distinguished from
the organism which produces chronic
malaria from its form and movements.
The parasite of acute malaria is
known to the microscopic as cytom-
abs. and Is capable of ameboid move
ments, Its form being roundish. This
parasite is well shown by the following
cut from pencil drawing made at the
Surgical hotel by their microscopic, as
seen through powerful microscope.
The cut represents the organisms mag
nitied many thousand times:
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-02

frequently state: We know that Port
Vine Is the best tonic for the weak 3,
nervous and debihtated, and for sueh
troubles as exhaustion, weakness. sleep
lsssness. etc, there Is 40 medicine 10
compare with Il; yet We fear 10 pre-
scribe IL, for there are SO many adul-
terations GU the market"
There is brand called Royal
Ruby" Port Wine, SO called for It's
ROYAL taste and ruby color, IL ls pure
and old and has that frulty taste that
no other wine has. Druggists some
times urge that which they have IN
bulk; WHY More profit OF course.
Royal RUDY port wine is guaranteed by
the undersigned 10 be absolutely pure
and over five years old, or money paid
for il will be refunded. Quarts 81 90;
pints % cts. Sold and guaranteed by
White 4 White, Ihum Bros and
Schmidt, leading druggists. Bottled by
ROYAL Wine Co.. Chicago.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-02

regarding this people and their country.
! Am teaching this season. hoping TO get
the means 10 visit that region in = few
years. God knows that I would not
teach a summer school here at Mud
haven and try % do right st eighteen
dollars per no. II did not have hopes
Of seeing the world and writing book
upon it.
You viii succeed. Brsnscomb. IL You
prvss on. and yau viii no doubt see the
world and write book upon one side Of
IL ~ least. have taught a summer
school myself and know how tedious IL
h. A. the age q eighteen years aud
three months taught n country school
composed largely II yonth and middle
sged people. l saught in the English
language. and tried az evsntide 10 learn
.he violin By means Of = pamphlet. I
am still proficient in the English Ian
guags. and last month while paving
visit n New York. remembering what
great viclinist once did. took the how
from the hands Of a Mind musician at che
depot who Rad been permitted 20 PLAY
there. but who had nos heard the PUNK
OF penny IN his poor oil hat all dav.
With a great gulp ~ JOY [ took the
bow frum ais trembling and ~ / may
say sobhinx hand. AZ be could not see
me. 4 course he dbl not know that a
eonsidersSie of q virtuoso bad the in-
sirument In fact. a. he sfterward told
ne. he did not know me from Adams
eff OK Running nv fingers esrelsssly
along the finger hoari to so = the gam
ut was al right. l PIT some ro<znm
on tbs bow. meanwhile lcosing ABOUT
ever che sea = npfnrued arv goosis boxes
with a stern but beautiful side express
xtn. and sf'en swsersuz the stTings with
borg earnest strokes I sa,n struck into
the smooth cadancns e II Trovatore-
and "Come. Thou Founs IF Every Bless
inz~ arrange3 for RE by Chabh. The
fshing r-d nltn
Business - IAN IN saw signs = cUn-
epzsis,r,. gsrts ard ~s.sors ~tsunsa sra
kieskaf nu he re knew re
tv nay f-,esfG ana aEsl Efforts 70
ieok hke my caston. The bind nan
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-02
THE PARASITE on ACUTE MALARIA.

Figure in the above cut shows the
organism with its body full of exceed
ingly minute granules, which will soon
develop into spores. Figure IN the
cut shows the. same organism with
spores fully developed, ready to be
thrown off. Figure 5, III the same cut,
after they have been thrown off by the
parasite. which spores will rapidly grow
to the size of the parent organism. All
this can occur under favorable circum-
stances in a few hours, SO that they
multiply with incredible rapicity.
AS before stated, it Is this kind OF
malarisl parasite which causes acute
malaria or fever and ague. 1t ls well
known that Qulnlne VIII generally cure
such cases. 1t does so 10y killing the
organism IN the blood, and thus re-
moving the cause for the chills. Pc
ru-na, IN large doses, will also kill the
organism, and Will do SO with less harm
to the person who takes it than quinine
will do; hut as Qunine is the cheaper
of the two remedies 1t IS the only one
generally used. Whenever Pe-ru-na is
taken for acute malaria-that Is, to
break the chils and fever-it should
he taken as follows: During the
intermlssion wlneglassful of Pc
ru-na every two hours children
in proportlon) should be taken until
four doses are taken, after which a
tablespoonful every hour during the
remainder of the Intermlssion until the
time for the next chill has passed.
And when the chllls are stopped d
tablespoonful every two hours during
the day should be taken for ten or
fifteen days, or until the cure is per-
manent.
The parasite which causes chronic
malsria Is quite different from the
sbove parasite in Its appearance as
well as it's effect upon the human
body. The following cut shows them
in the three stages of their growth.
This organism Is known IN technical
language as pOlimitus, or the parasite
of Laveran, and - inca liable Of motion.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-02
Pronounced Hopeless Yet Cured
From a letter written by Mrs.

From letter written by Mrs.
j.. Eurd, OF Groton. :. u. We QUO
" a. taken with bad cold, which
settled on my Lungs, cough Get Ia Rad
afas Y terminated In Consnmp, Pa
-Four doctors gave me M. saying tfaf
/ could 1--we but a shorit time. ] Gsve
myself MP 70 my savior. determine Cd
Z could not stay vita my friends
eafth. / would meet nay abs at .ses
ahov> My husband was advised u
set nr. Kings New Discovery fer Con
linptiou. Coughs and Colds. I gave
= a trial. took in nil. eight bottles. q
nas cured me, and thank God I an
now a well and hearty woman" Bet
lies 10 cents az Peek Bros drug1nrs
regular size. SOC and Al 90
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-02

SITES Of ehonic and acute malaris are
destroyed by fe-rn-as.
IL vii cleanse the system of every
particle OF nlslsrIsi poison. lt restores
tie apostle. eleAfs the befoggec sens ;
AID brings b&ck = hopeful state 81
mlua, which malaria . sure ~ destroy.
IN these cases tNO tables DOOnfuis Of Pc
Tu-nx should % taken before eacn
Meal. 1els dose should be gradually
increased II three tabiespOOnfuls al
each dose Il the symptoms 10 not I'M
prove soon. Msn-a-lin should be taken
according 10 the directions on the boil
tie II the towels are eonsnpated.
Further pArtleui aTs Can be obtained
by sending 10 The Pe-ru-ns Drag Nan
ufacEnring company. Columbus, Onlo,
for tnelr free book On msisrlsl dis
eases.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-02
A Cholera Scare.

A reported outbreak of cholera at
Helmetta, n. j., created much excite
ment In that vicinity. Investigation
showed that the disease was not chol-
era, but a violent dysentery, which Is
almost as severe and dangerous "a
cholera. Mr.. Walter Willard, prom
inent merchant of Jamesburg, two
miles from Helmetta, Gays Chamber
lain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhes
Remedy has given great satisfaction in
the most severe cases of dysentery. Ii
is certainly one of the best things ever
made" For sale by +. j. Wurzburg,
druggist,
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-02

held his har, ana pennies were ever and
anon dropped into IL By smiling hands,
- II were. The crowd grew apaee.
Fully 5000 people were gathered about
ne hear the ferry. They were good
narured and generous. and the old mans
eyes twlnkled III feared he would for
get himself and see Things. but as l
wearied and tue crowd began 70 ask for
other selections tall man, with POM
padour hAAr, came In on the Peansyt-
vania road, and every nan, woman and
enid deserted ne u follow him away.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-02
Good Looks.

Good looks are more than skin deep
depending upon a healthy condition
al all the vital organs. If the Liver
pe inactive, you have a bilious look.
II your stomach be disordevrd yon
Rave a Dyspcpptic Look and i T0Vr
y idneys b. affected Won have pinshe
COX. Secure good health and you " Il
have good looks Electric Bitters IL
the great Alternative and Tonic, acts
directly on these vital organs. Cures
Puppies. Blotches. Boils and gives a
good complexion. Sold at Peek Bros.
drugstore
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-02
Too Much of a Risk.

Ii is not unusual for colds con-
tracted in the fall 10 hang on all Will
ter. In such cases catarrh or chronic
bronchitis are almost sure TO result. A
nifty cent bottle of Chamberlain q
Cough Remedy will cure any cold.
Can you afford TO risk so much for so
small an amount? This remedy Is in
tended especially for bad colds and
Group and can always be depended
upon. For sale by f. j. Wurzburg,
a taf
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-02
A Cure for Rheumatism.

DR.. 7. A. skinner Of Texarksus. Ark,
e an enthusiast IN the prsIse Of Cnam-
bsrla5n's F8n Balm. He nsed q for
rheumatism. and says. Il found Z 10
he most excellent lOcsi remedy
Ear sale hv Z. j WurEhnfg. drnge e.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-02

Carswsy The eiopenen1 # Cheney's
sifs was in toe nature II boomerang.
raSn't it2
Hooks-How So
Caraway- retained the nevf 5sy
--Trusa.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-02

=sck What dill zen think VIXEN I
sizsef Fss7
f}aes--I wondered vhst ny fance
vaold tank 4 ~ Knew New Fors
Herald.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-02
HnnklenIs ArnIna ealra

The besa save he the world for cuts,
bruises, sores. ulcers. sat rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped bands, ohliblslns
iiveiy cures p1ies. 81 no psy required
II . guaranteed e. g7ve perfect sstIsfsc-
ton OF morev refunded. Price - cents
Ter box. Fcr - 2 - Peek Bros, drug
ests. corner Monroe sud bivEou-stS
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-02

Tt IS sarHr ~ That rsgTe val Csc a
common. oroi nary III When thev csa
secure valuable Eng a. one fer e
same money. u. hcssT : fag 81 g :
sra unsftve curF for frk sdsrne
sTsd ~ sever trr8st~s. Trey ere snoa