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The Daily bulletin. [volume] (Honolulu [Hawaii]) 1882-1895, 1892-10-12
FOR SALE or LEASE
LOST OR MISLAID

CERTIFICATE NO. l49 FOR TWENTY
" Shares Mutual Telephone Stock
standing in the name of George G. Beck
ley. Transfer has been stopped. Finder
will please return to
GEORGE G. BECKLEY,
536-2w Or to Wilder d Co.
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still another kind, For the sale of
spirituous liquors in smaller quaint
ties than 40 liter the license is had
from the city council, which body
also decides about the number of
licenses to be issued. For every Ii
cense is paid certain fee to the
poor-house fund. The amount is
determined by the city council for
every year and the fee is regulated
by the quantity of spirituous liquors
calculated to be consumed in the
ensuing year. A tax of 1874 ore "a
cents is supposed to be imposed on
every liter. And the amount is then
divided with the number of licenses
and the quotient is the fee for each
retail liquor license.
Tn. H. BRANDT,
G. B. HoFaAARD.
(To be continued.)
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Aid to Boarding Schools.

EDITOR BULLETIN
1t seems to me that there is a
great deal of misconception touch
ing the present value and the mis-
sion of the three or four so-called
UNCONVENTIONAL schools, for whom a
small appropriation is asked. The
parrot cry of state aid to religion"
is raised when the honest cry should
be, laid for as few hungry and neg
lected children against starvation"
am opposed to state aid to reli-
gion or religious teaching as such !;
and am still stronger opposed to
the starvation-physical and mental
which would be the lot of many a
poor child, at this present crisis,
were it not for these few schools for
whom paltry pittance is asked,
hardly equal to the pay of a state
teacher for each school.
1t might be argued from the stand
point of common honesty, by par
ents who like myself prefer the
teaching of a denominational school,
that there is surely national state
value in the secular teaching of such
schools; but this plea of general
value is lost sight of in the greater
one, that here only the criminal
child is entitled to the care of the
state, and if child remains obdu-
rate in his preferences for virtue, he
must take the consequences legally,
in such cases made and provided, !"
and starve, unless the friends of a
UNCONVENTIONAL school take pity on
him.
The state has here evaded mani
fest duty, and thrown it on the
boarding schools, whose resources
are now taxed to the utmost.
| d. NJ CROWLEY
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Something New in Ranges.

The Pacific HARDWARE Co., I'dD,
have just received an invoice of the
NJ. ~ ID. WROUGHT STEEL RANGES
which are superior to anything of
the kind yet invented. They have
been adopted by the United States
Navy and are in use on the Charles
ton, San Francisco and Boston and
other new vessels. Also on several
of the new vessels lately built for
the trade between San Francisco
and this port.
An examination of these Ranges
will at once show their many advan-
tages over all competitors.
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Among the incidents of childhood
that stand out in bold relief, as our
memory reverts to the days when we
were young, none are more promi-
nent than severe sickness. The
young mother wildly remembers
that it was Chamberlain Cough
Remedy cured her of Group, and in
turn administers it to her own off
spring and always with the best re-
suits. For sale by all dealers. Ben
son, Smith u Co., Agents for the
Hawaiian Islands.
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A Good Thing to Keep at Hand
From the Troy Kansas Chief.


Some years ago we were very much
subject to severe spells of cholera
morbus; and now when we feel any
of the symptoms that usually pre-
coed that ailment, such as sickness
at the stomach, diarrhpa, etc, we
become scary. We have found Cham
berlain's Collie, Cholera and Diar-
rh9a Remedy the very thing to
straighten one out in such cases, and
always keep it about. We are not
writing this for pay testimonial,
but to let our readers know what is
a good thing to keep handy in the
house. For sale by all dealers.
Benson, Smith & Co., Agents for the
Hawaiian Islands.
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BELL IA. - TELEPHONES - MUTUAL 49,
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Messrs. King Bros. are showiag a fine
line of Bamboo and other style Parlor
EaSels, Val Brackets, and Window
COraices, at Prices TO meet the times.
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For MouldingS, Frames, Pastels, Arto-
types, Photographers, Etchings, and
everything in the line Of Pictures, go to
King Bros, Hotel street.
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HOTEL
PARK
ANNEX

rJNHE ROYAL HAWAIIAN HOTEL co.
Il has leased the property belonging to
A. Herbert, Esq, in Waikiki, which for
the present, will be open to the public as
an annex of the Hotel, and will be known
as the "Hotel Park Annex" Besides the
main house there are Three Cottages adj
mirably adapted for families:
1.-The windmill Cottage" containing
Rooms, Kitchen and Lanai
2-The "Green Cottage" containing Par
lor, Bed Rooms, Kitchen, Pantry, Bath
Room, etc.
3-The "Seaward Cottage" with 4 Good
Rooms and a Dressing Room.
All the Cottages are well-appointed in
Furntnre, Fittings, etc, and tenants will
be entitled to bathing privileges. The sea
bathing being unsurpassed on the Island.
The Main Building will be reserved for
the use of the guests of the Hotel, but it
may be rented for Picnics, Bathing Par
ties, Dinners and Dances, etc. for all which
purposes it offers exceptional advantages.
A charge of Twenty-Five ($25) Dollars will
be made for the use of the House and
Grounds including Bathing, Lights, etc.;
prepayment is required for intended use of
the Main Building and Grounds.
LGE- For further particulars application
should be made to the Manager of the
Royal Hawaiian Hotel. 527-tf
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LOST OR MIsLAID

CERTIFICATE NO. 1884 FOR TWENTY
" Shares Mutual Telephone Stock,
standing in the name of G. II. Judd.
Transfer has been stopped. Finder will
please return to
+. NJ, SWANZY,
AT the office of T. II. Davies q Co.
536-2w
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TO SPoRTSMEN.

THE LEASE OF THE SHOOTING ON
l. the Ahupuaa of Mapulehu, Molokai,
is for disposal. Apply to the undersigned
543-1w "a. MOURITZ.
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1892-12-15
No. 1888
NEW . AND ,NOvEL.


THE '1awn-tennis elbow" is the latest
malady the doctors have found out.
LUMINOUS ink has been invented by .
French chemist. It is used to print
posters and handbills, which may he
read in the dark. .>H- l1@zs
"INK suitable for love leftsfs, y is. ad.
vertised by -Parisian statioAers It il
made of a solution of iodideSf sfarchs
and characters written with it entirely
fade in four weeks.
THE new iron monuments being placed
on the boundary line between Arizona
and New Mexico are seven feet in
height and weigh about 500 pounds
They are laid FIVE miles apart.
A CURIOSITY, in theGcutleryi line was
lately made, in a Meriden Conn fac
tory. 1t is q perfect pocket-l1nife with
thirty. blades, p shears, flies, pincers.
avis, etc. 1t weighs .one-eighth Of an
ounce. ..'
AMONG recent novelties, that of q
newspaper printed on the web of the
sacred white spider is chroniclcd. It is
n sheet about II inches by IA inches,
contains two columns of matter, in
Guiding an English story, and is excel
lently printed. -
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1892-12-15
WHAT PEOPLE. ARE DOING.


TON HUGHEs, of TOM Brown" fame,
is now in the seventy-ffth yenr of his
age and is as clipper and full Of enjoy
ment rs he ever was. .......t
YOUNG james Garfield is said to much
resemble his father, the dead president.
and in manners, voice and methods
reminds his friends Of the paternal like
ness. '. a' .'.-r ..a.s.E
Mr., FOSTER, secretary of state, upon
retiring from his present office next
March, will. go to Paris as American
agent to take charge of the govern
mcnt's case before the Behring sea ar
bitrators.
THE engagement is announced OF
Miss Julia Andrews, of Youngstown,
o., to Mr.. Leslie @. Bruce, business
manager of the Turf, Field and Farm,
Of New York. Miss Andrews is a sister
of Mrs. j John A. Logan, .Jr.
MISS PAULINE WHITNEY, the cdaughter
of William c. Whitney, will be one OF
the bellies of the coming New York
season. Miss Whitney has spent sew
eral years in Europe away from her
parents and under, the care of Cover
ness, the same who trained Miss Letter
of Chicago. She is about eighteen years
old |iss-
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1892-12-15

w Itt,Iesiuu uTEsA n,toA r
Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1892-12-15

TsJr0 no sUBsTtTuTss, on spUnteuB 1ssTrArEotts.
&ESAUN CHEMICAL. Co, DEJRosT. NscH.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-12-14
A onesr waddinr.

A queer wedding was solemnized In tho
month OF October, 1784, in Alsatia. The
Prince OF Nassau Saarbrucken gave his
twelve year old son In marriage with
lady OF high nobility, Countess Won
Montbarry, eighteen years old. It was
stipulated that the young lady should re-
turn to her parents until the Prince be-
came full grown. Splendid festivities
were carried on at the wedding. Tho
whole ncighborhood and especially all
the princely courts were invited. The
chases, excursions and banquets lasted
three days. The twelve year-old boy
shed tears from morning till evening, and
was furious to be the object Of general
attention and curiosity. He avoided his
bride and pushed her away when she
came near him. At the ball he refused
to dance with his spouse. They had TO
threaten to beat him II he continued to
cry and promise him candy II he took
his spouse to the minuet dance. His
father undertook to console him by show
ing him large picture book, in which
was illustrated wedding procession. AS
soon as he saw 1t he closed the book and
exclaimed angrily:
don't want to know anything about
weddings. They are too tiresome; and
here In the picture the bride with the
long nose looks just like mine. Detroit
Free Press
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RAILROAD TIME TABLES.
BALTIMORE & OHIO TIME TABLE.
In Effect Sunday, Nov. Is, 1909.
WEST BOUND.

No. 5. Vestibuled Limited 'sDs w. leaves
New York 1918 a. ny Phila, S:15 BALTIC. 1910:
Wash; 1880 arrive at Martinsburg 1:4O D. M. :
and Chicago 11:55 a. M, connects at Hancock
for Berkeley Springs, and at Cumberland for
No 4 Vestibuled Express DAILY leaves
New York 100 ~ M; Phila. 405 BALTIC. 7:15
Wash: Sis; arrives at Martinsburg 1887 D. m.
and Chicago $40 pl m.
No. !. Vestibuled Limited Daily leaves
New York, 300 a. M, Phila. 11:35 Baltic 2:30 3
m., Wash $50; arrives at Martinsburg 536 o.
m. Clneinnati 745ln. M; st. Louis 625 u. m
Connects at Hancock for berkeley Springs, ex.
cept Sunday.
Mo- 81 Vestibuled Express Daily" leaves
New York 500 p, m.,; Phila 7:2s BALTIC. 1881
Nv ash. 1f.35; arrives at Marttnsburg 1:45a m
Cincinnati 515p. M; and st. Louis 7:i5 a. m.
No. .. Pittsburg Express Daily, Y leaves New
York 1870 p. m, Phila. 4.05 BALTIC. 7.O and
Wash; S:45 4 arrives at Martinsburg HOG b. IN !
and Pttsburg 6:a0 al m ~
No ID Baltimore and Cumberland Aecomo.
dation DAILY" leaves Baltimore 400 a. M. Via
old line, arrives al Martinsburg S25 a. M; Cum
berland 1f:15 p. M Stops at all stations and
connects AT Hancock for berkeley Springs, ex.
10, Is. baltimore and Piedmont Accommo
dation Daily except Sunday leaves Balti
more via old liie at $40 q M. and arrives M
Martinshurg ia p. M. aud Piedmont at 5:25 Is. m
stops ut all stations and connects at IInneock
Tor berkeley Springs and Al Creep Spring Rim
mo. 70. Brunswick amf=aIartins Accom-
mediation, daily leaves Brnnswick Clio n IN
arrives At Martinsburg 2 10 b. m.
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cnr,l, Happy R..pon...

George William Curtis made a very
happy response to the praises Of friends
at q dinner given at the Tavern Club, Of
Boston, some years since upon his birth
day. DR.. Holmes, Mr.. Lowell and Presi-
dent Norton had all Ind their say and
said IL well, when Mr.. Curtis was called
upon to respond. BY way OF illustrating
his own case he told the story OF an
Oriental Prince and his mentor. Prince
and mentor walked abroad one day, the
Inter carrying In his hand jar, which
he presently uncorked. From the open
mouth Of the vessel rose gas, and this
the mentor ligh ed. Thick fumes cnrled
up from the burning gas, and gradually
took such shape that the Prince could not
help recognising traces OF his own fea-
lures, though glorified and ennobled.
- Can 1t be that this pictures meH' asked
the flattered Prince. Eyes" smiled the
mentor, "not, however, as you are, but AZ
you ought to BEN. Y. Sun.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-12-14
Long-pl.tanes photography.

Remarkable advances are being made
in the art Of photography. At the an
nual exhibition Of the Photographic 3d.
ciety OF Great Britain a sensation was
produced by a photograph Of Mount
Blanc, taken at distance of fifty-six
miles. Dallmeyer's telephotographic lens
was used, smallest top, extension Of cam
era sixty inches, with seven minutes
exposure, at 8. is p. M, in windy weather.
The success OF the telescope camera ID
questionable, and opens up many inter
esting possibilities. The securing OF this
view OF Mount Blanc at SO great q dis
lance affords an opportunity Of instruc-
tive comparison with smaller photo
graphs taken with an ordinary lens at
similar and closer ranges. Another ex-
hibit had some scientific, though little OF
no artistic attraction. Even the un-
initiated have ceased to be astonished
at the lightning records OF the camera.
Daguerre found seven OF eight hours ex-
posture necessary to procure a copy OF Q
landscape that may be obtained now In
an infinitesimal fraction of q second.
Notwithstanding this familiarity. with
speed, picture in the exhibition worth
noting was that Of rocket In its flight
from the shore to a ship in distress.
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m. raad.tone Fallnex.

"The maidstone story IL going it,
rounds again. said DR.. Arnold. cit 10
the property Of this wonderful agent to
stick to raw surface Of flesh and suck
the poison out OF II. That L., the owners
say 50. As q matter OF fact, no organic
substance can suck except by the aid OF
machinery. Again, In ninety nine cases
out Of 100 the dog bites are harmless, and
there 10 no poison To- be sucked out.
Thirdly, credulity Is one OF the most eff
fective cures In the materia medica, and
ought to be used oftener where people
have no real disorders. The whole
tradition OF the maidstone comes
from the absorptive power OF any
anhydrous mineral. Such a stone Is
filled with pores, and, by O process akin
to that Of capillary attraction, the water
that Il has lost--in the course OF CEN
turtles, perhaps-it will soak up again
whom In contact with liquid. II one
wishes 10 know tho action OF . maidstone
let him put piece Of dry clay or shale to
his tongue. II will stick. There is all
there Is to it. There are millions OF tons
Of madstones In every State in the Union,
and every family can afford to be with
out IL. These stories OF mysterious stones
that have come from the far East, or that
were bought at enormous prices from
voodoos or hoodoos and wizards, are all
humbug. Chicago Inter Ocean.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-12-14
Peculiar Names or Pensioners.

The following names are all on the
United States pension roll. says the Phil
adelphia Record, and were selected from
pension checks issued and paid to the
pensioners: Squire Admire, Prince Albert,
Clean Berry, Green Brown, Clay Blue,
Christian Bible, German Button, Easter
Bell, Christian BelIman, American Can
non, Rose Cardinal, Green Chambers,
Greenberry Delay, Green Dowdy, Jay
Day, Green Fields, Pleasant Fields, Se-
date Foote, Patience Face, james U. 8.
Flagg, America Green, Reason Husbands,
Chapel Heath, Orange Hyde, Green Hurt,
Charity Kid, B. A Mann, Pleasant Minet,
Green Patrick, Byers Price, Tyrannous
Power, Simon Peter, Rash Petty, Jewel
Peace, America Shin, Smart Smoke, Pool
Seller, Ribbon White, Porter Wait, Amer
lea West, America Young. *,
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Alsunaay on Monday.

Manila 10 one of the most important
ports in the PHILIPPINE Islands, but
strange to say, Ii one day behind all
other places OF its size In the world. This
curious fact Is accounted for In this way:
Although the PHILIPPINE Islands lie
near the Asiatic coast, they were dis
covered by 5paniards who sailed from
America. When they crossed the magic
line where Sunday changes into Monday,
these fiery dons OF proud Castilian ances-
tors did not revise their calendar. When
told OF this years later, when informed
that their mode OF reckoning time was
not up to modern notions, they only
said that was so much the worse for
modern notions.
Anyhow, the fact remains that these
Philippine Islanders keep plodding along
one day behind the rest OF the world,
which reckons time by new style.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-12-14
The Fanmakers or Fr.no,,

It is computed that in Paris there are
some 5000 workers employed In the maxi
ing OF cheap and expensive fans. The
average wage Of the makers OF the
cheaper fans is from eight to ten
francs per day. The two parts Of
the fan-the handle and the leaf are
manufactured by different sets Of work
ers. A colony at Belleville and another
ct Menilmontant, prepare the kid, the
paper, the delicate silk or gauze leaves.
In villages, principally on the border OF
the Disc, are to be found the carvers and
makers of the handles. For centuries
past the peasants Of Picardy have excelled
In carving delicate and charming designs
villages are devoted to this industry, and
women and children are employed.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-12-14
nov, Moths MULTIPLY.

How Moths MULTIPLY
II ~ now a clearly defined fact that
thsxe are three distinct species Of WOOL
destroying moths common to this coun-l
try. The common species are light
brown in color They begin to appear
late In April and may occasionally be seen
hitting about as late a. August.
They pair on and the female then
searches for suitable places for the dis
position Of her eggs, working her way
Into dark corners, crevices OF the walls,
cracks In the floor or deep into the folds
Of garments, apparently choosing By In.
Itinct the least conspicuous places.
The moth lays from eighteen to i4O eggs
Ut time. From these eggs hatch, In
period Of three to seven days, tho white,
soft larvR or worms, all Of which begin
10 make 4 case Tor themselves from the
fragments OF the cloth upon which they
Iced. The case IL In the shape Of a hollow
roll.
The worm reaches It's full growth In
thirty-aix days, and then, crawling into
some yet more protected spot, remains
torpid during the winter within Its
case, which by this time Is thickened and
fastened at either end and Ii the full
sized cocoon.
II Ii the thirty-six days period from
the time the eggs are laid TO the time the
worm or grub reaches full size that the
damage 10 done.
After q thorough airing Of q wooden
fabric for the purpose Of driving out any
concealed moth-for n moth abhors light
land after time has been given to the
development OF any concealed egg, you
may be reasonably sure that there y
nothing harmful on tho fabric, then II ID
rs safe done up In a paper parcel a. II
would be saturated and buried beneath
all the anti moth remedies in existence.
-Upholsterer.
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No. 6 vostiboisd Limited -D.,,y :
Chicago - p. ~, arrives - LnrfIt.t--,. !, - :.
.. nj; Wash, - 2 m. BALTIC. coo Pb9s - -
burg train It Cumberland van Pits
Ms VcstIbulcd Express '.Daiiv. - ie.,..
cago 1910 = m, arrive. q Martlnsbnrr a 81 %
4 m Masn, 1 ilsis a. BALTIC lsoop m mi.
No. 10. Express Daily. x leaves Pi,ts,,.-
Wash; 10; baltic -; PhiIa. ii:io a n s an =
NJ. 8 vestibuied Limited ..p.,,v :
81 Louis 500 ~ m, Cincinnati 7aO D. n .. q
riyes AZ Martinsburg i14 a. M: wash s,,,s ~
3. m. stops at Shenandoah JnnctIo,.. es ~. -
at arpers Ferry for Lexington Va. Ana s'.ts
mediate stations. Connects at Wevertss,,n ne. 20
Hagerstown, and e. Washington junction y.
No. 4 Yestibuled Express Daily -.
st, Louis sos p. m: Cincinnati SIS a e..es
rives nt Martinsburg 20 9. M, Wash ~. T
BALTIC. $50 Phila. 9.15 and New York ffs 20 i
No. 10. Cumberland and BaItimor.s, "a an Y. n
mediation, ..Daily.r leaves Cumberland "a ~.
arrives AZ Martinsburg $40 p. M; WashJn.s,nlea
SO Baltimore NOR lOge p M; Philadelphia sss
stations west Of Washington Junction eonn y a
at Harper's Ferry for Winchester M Wes..-,sss
for Ifagerstown. and Washington Junction IN
Frederick, except Sunday. iot
No. II. Piedmont q baltimore aecommoa.
tlol, daily, except Sunday. leaves Pie.i,nnn, !.
s:l0 q. m, arrives at Martinsburg at lI.io q
arrives at Baltimore, via. old line at 40 D M
stops at AL stations and connects at Weyertnsr,
for Hagerstown and at Frederick junction N,
No %. Martinsburg and Brunswick accom-
a. M; arrives at Brunswick at G:5s a. m ~ oaS
connects at Harper's Ferry for Lexinetnn, ~
Baltimore, and at Wererton for Hagerstowna, 's
C. o. SCULL, O. w, sANTMAN
Gen Pass,r A'g't, Ticket Agent
BfFlfftnnra Nj
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Raises Her own Tea.

Mrs. Increase Sumner, Of Starke, Brad
ford county, raises her own tea, and has
treated her guests to cups OF the home
made, beverage, which was pronounced
delicious. She says that owing to rapid
growth she has to cut of the bushes every
three or four years, while in China this
is done only once In seven years. She
gathers three crops q year; the finest tea
costs S15 pound, but will not stand a sea
voyage, and never gets farther than Rus
sia, but her bushes furnish 1t to her for
the picking. Florida Dispatch.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-12-14

,t.l' mol ..1 Dor streets o sold.
The drors that rule. 1xIIl1ncl ntft
Nor pcnrly gates. when behold
The countries o. The Upper Sphere.
only hope ny tired soul.
Disfangled from life's snaFi and frct. 2
Shall lie AZ case while ages roll, ~
Apdsbut fob get, forget, forseti ~
Nor once recall the biisterins tear
The pang that tortured me on eartns
Know not q single thrill OF fear,
Know not thought Of death er birth
Mourn not for loves evanishef lpys.
Nor suffer from one vain regret; /
'TrAnced in celestial equipoise
Iwould forget, forget, forseta
-Mrs. N. =. Rayns
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rhsn m. s.rm Enhan.

A Western preacher was holding forth
to q somewhat wearied congregation,
when he lifted up his eyes +" to the gall
lery and beheld a g. little pickle" pelting
the people with chestnuts. Dominic was
aboutato administer ex cathedra, sharp
and singing reprima9d for this fragrant
act Of impiety and disrespect, but the
youth, anticipating him, bawled out at
the top, of his voice, "You mind your
preaching and I'll keep the folks awakei"
The scene that ensued may be safely left
to the Imagination.
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All Argum.nts Fail.

The lady was trying to persuade very
homely bachelor that he ought to marry.
"Why," she said, don't you know
that 1t improves mans personal appear
ance more than fifty per cent. TO marry 9
pretty womanf'
"No, DON'T" he replied aggressiyely.
> swell, 1t does just the same, ]" she per-
sisted.
"How?n
Simply enough; his better half il
handsome. Seer
But he wouldn't Detroit Free Press.
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when 90 Eat MS supper.

"Fred, you didn't sleep wink last
night, and kept me awake, too" said lit
tie Bess, in complaining tone. "You
should never go to bed after supper"
But when am | to eat my superb
Master Fred wanted to know.
A puzzled look overspread her face for
a second, and then she said in the tone OF
one having solved problem:
1.-THE next day, / 'spect. - Youths
Companion.