The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1892-08-18
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ruF. bB, should lihs something TO pm,
sr0uni ny bsck. What shall I teich-s
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Youns Arohttset Enthusiastically =
Why, wbeu you &c, iu,o the nsv house
you 9ou'i hbo~ yourselves Miss Nurioh
--Ercnss me. I, will be other people We
wont kuou.
The preacher undoubtedly meant 70
ssy collection for the poor. bat With prol
pheiio inconsistencies be ssid poor COL.
leoii1a, aud the prophecy Vas filled the
sAus hour.
Concentrated Wisdom Who 10 IL thai
possesses ali knowlsdgsi ssked the Sua,
day school teacher. My brother James,
replied diminu,ive pupil. Hes inst
home from college,
Mrs Lswnsille-- Which would you
rather do TO day go to school or help me
In the gsrdenf Little Boy Go 10 school
Would you Why cause teachers sick. an
there ant goin TO be any.
- Boston man-If Mars has iphabitsnts
We might learn from them. New York man
III Mars is inhabited We might sell TO
them. Chicago nsn-Ii Mars Is Inhabited
We might borrow from them.
80, said Mr., Donegsn. theys been
printing the funeral notices ~ man that
isn't dead yet. LIS nice fr he'd be In II
be bad been wan o those people that BE-,
ieve Everything in the newspaper.
--Olics Boy should like to be eIcus,
ed this afternoon. I'm suffering terribly
with the reumatism, Employer All right |
Wait a few minutes, and III go with you |
! haven, seen game OF ball this year.
Odd Mstsl Whiskey has very differ
ent effects 10 diff rent parts OF the city
Rnwae de Bout-You don't ssy sol Old
Matal 90 the Bowery, it causes drunk,
enness, on Wa | Street, alcoholism. and on
Fifth Ayenne, heart failure
--Peevish traveller Darn the flies The
cars fail Of eml What's attracting them
lis any one eating caDdyi Conductor
'Sbl There's new couple on their honey.
moon rip. 10 the seat in front OF you'll
--Dngley That's . beautiful overcoat
you have on. How much did II cost you?
Usrsvay Twenty five cents. Dinghy
Why, bow VAS thsif Csrawsy-Oh. the
coniaunded tailor sent it home by express
and ! had to pay the freight,
DO yous see that remarkably tall young
man over there. Miss Kcenwit? Well. he
Vas originally intended for the church.
Indeed should have supposed him to
have been intended for the st,eple.
Say. Charley. dom, You ever get aw,
ful scared here alone. when your papa and
msmms are away to church, Why, no.
You see, I'm not really slous Mamma says
God IL always with me Oh. but fox
you'd rather have some Of your own folks.
Juvenile Soda Clerk do you live
here. mis,er1 Customer Yep. Then
you'll have 10 wait until the boss comes
back from dinner. amt allowed 10 put
mp prescriptions cepi for strangers that's
trayelin.
GA the Hotel Piazza - know that
~omsn when she lived 10 "a sttio. Yes,
can remember that time perfectly. II va
when you were living in the basement oil
the same house. Then there WAS . silence
and the waves sosdpins TO the beach bad
Il oil 10 themselves
Their Pride 10 Chssteued. Wick wire
Ill les wonder to me thst college profesi
sors are 30 unNsuming - class whom l
consider how they sre looked up 10 by
their students. Professor POTTERY: You
forge, ho~ We are looked down upon BY
the graduates on commenosment day.
She (readinsl Joe. this paper says that
on, 10 Oregon they have iuss discovered
Footprints three feet losg, supposed 10 be
iong to Loot race. Hs-I don't see how q
!, race Of people tbs, made footprints. { bres
&C., long could ever 60. lost
Mrs. Chugsster Josish. IL the people
Of Mars are trying TO talk With Us. - some
folk say, What do You suppose they are
doins u iorf Mr.. Chusws,er tsbsorbed
10 bis newspspet) They want 70 know I
What the score is, | reckon. Don't bother
me. ssmshtaA
IA Eaalish teacher aud her pupils
were recently Engaged upon Grsy's Elesy :
soins stesdily through II si.rza by stanra
10 doe egufFe they reached the line The :
little iyrant Of bis fields vithstood. She !;
ssked for 40 trpIsns'ioa, and none came !,
,iii a hland. hrsiBless. bot isir American .