Smyrna times., 1892-04-27

win less effort, keep SO much business
at home with them, and 80 it comes
about that the whole country, and not
merely the district where the mud
exists, suffers for want of good
communication.
1T has been determined to establish
a post office at Walkers School House.
Ihoroughtare Neck, on the road to
Collins Beach. David w. Staats has
been appointed postmaster, his official
bond being signed and forwarded on
Monday, John p. Collins aud $. G. Der
rlckson, being his sureties. 1t is also
stated that Mr.. Stats son Harry. will
In the near future open a store at the
same place, for the further convenience
OF the people of the vicinity.
FRANK BAILEY is to have bricks in
connection with lumber, so in contract
ing for house he can furnish material
from the top of the house to the bottom
OF the cellar. He has bought the lot
from Mr.. VOshell, below "Whapping. :"
and the workmen commenced yester-
day IN the first process of brick max
ing. A kiln will be burnt as soon as
the clay can be prepared and the pro
per quantity of bricks can be moulded.
SAYS the Baltimore american evil
fred Clarke is certainly born comedian
and 1t Will not take a season to show
extraordinary talents upon the mind of
the public. His facial control is mar
VelOus his cOuntenance is, literally. a
speaking one, and his expressions need
no word to translate their humor. His
mock tragedy is screamingly funny.
His acting, too, Is intelligent; there is
mind as well as matter in his fun. In
Married Life anything funnier than
Wilfred Clarke's picture of the 'exag.
gerated dove would be required only
by somebody too exacting to live"
WE are certainly well supplied with
entertainments this week. First, BOX
of Monkeys" at the Opera House this
evening; the Organ Recital at the
Methodist Church at 7.3O Friday
evening, and three quarters of an hour
late, 8.l5, at the Opera House, Wilfred
Clarke and his Comedy Company. The
next night, lecture at the Methodist
Churchby Rev. RObt. w. Todd, of Dover.
editor of the Conference Herald, sub.
ject; "Old Time schools and School
Masters" In addition, Rev. A. L. Par
sons, of Asbury N. j., will be holding
meetings at the Presby.
terian Church of evenings through the
week.
THE last issue of the Saturday Re-
UietO of Philadelphia has the following:
The Methodist Episcopal Hospital at
Broad and Wolf streets, was dedicated
on Thursday in the presence of large
number of persons. 1t is to be fully
equipped for the accommodation of $50
patients, who will be admitted without
regard to creed, color, race or nation
ality. The rooms so far opened have
been furnished as memorials by the
friends and relatives of deceased DER.
sons, although uniformity in the fur.
nlshing has been obtained by agree
ment. One of the brightest aud coziest
rooms in the building is the sitting
room on the second floor, over the
main entrance, furnished by the Misses
Cooke, in memory of their sister, Fora.
STOPPING THE PAPER.-A man who
stops his paper because there is some.
thing in 1t he does not like should, to
be consistent, get up aud leave the
hotel table If be happens TO discover
on a bill of fare something that does
not suit his taste. He would be lust as
consistent in one act as in the other.
A good newspaper Is a bill of fare of
mental food for as many tastes as pos.
'ible, and the reader ought to know
that the article which does not suit
him is perhaps just the taste of nearly
every other reader of the paper. The
man who insists on having a paper to
MS individual taste should buy the
material and edit one for himself and
ask no one else to read it.-Er.
The Steamer Clyde has been char
cred for the following excursions to
Woodland Beach in June:
9TH, Brandywine NJ. E. Sunday
School.
-, Sth, Asbury NJ. E. Sunday School,
9Th, EpwOrth NJ. E. Sunday School,
llth, Jute COrdage Works, PhiIadel-
Dhia.
l4th, Baptist Sunday School, Chester
Pa.
18th, Madison NJ. E. Sunday School,
Vest 4th st. Wilmington.
10th, Scott NJ. L. Sunday School,
18th. Madeley Sunday School, Will
nington.
18th, Berkshire Manufacturing Com
'any, Philadelphia.
The Fish Commissioners visited the
ishermen at Bombay Hook last week
md placed them under some stringent
Those who were fishing
q a small way near shore were required
o take up their nets aud take them
mt when fishing at least half a mile !
rom the land. He also required a |
trict Observance of the new law, viz |
hey must take in their nets at noon |
N Saturday and not put them cut |
gain until noon on Monday. The |
alling part of this is that while they |
re compelled to desjst, the Jerseymen /
phO are not under our Jurisdiction,
lip across the river and occupy their
round all the time. The object of the
lw in requiring the Sabbatary ObssrV-
nee Is to let a sufficient number Of the
sh get up the stream TO the spawning
rounds, but the purpose OF the law
lakers is TO certain sense subverted
y the Jersey fishermen.
A FISHERMAN at Bombay Hook
aught fishing frog or angler, IN his
lad seine, which was brought TO town
esterday by Harry Wilson and attrac'
ID a great deal Of attention, for II was
OF only new to the people, but the
shermen as we'll IL was shaped
,mewhat like a kite, about three feet
length and nearly as wide IN meas
ring the flaps. IL bad a formidable
rray of sharp teeth around its big
cutb. that when open was as wide
, q neck measure When held up il
a. as hollow az los. apd had sec
1d set of teeth about IA foot down.
could fake ia the biggest shad and
,en not have u monthfhl. II ran into
Is net and tore hole big enough for
wagon 10 20 through, and was only
cured With : sturgeon hook because
! teeth got inextricably tangled in
70 seine.