River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-06-16
PITH AND POINT.

s-What is love? Two heads with but
single thought, two fools that act
like one--Boston Transcript
The happiest man'is he who. being
above the trouble that money brings,
has his hands the fullest of work
in parsing, We suppose the pick.
pocket might be described as an alb.
stract noun.-Bi nghamton Leader.
1t is Possible mith-"Is il posi-
BILE for a man to know everythiug?'
Jones-"Yes, a young man.'-N. Y.
Press sf-t
The youth who is to marry an heir
ess finds life smoot a-sailing. and is
pleased as he thinks If the rocks ahead.
IN Y. Press.
Time A. money they say And we
have often observed that il takes a good
deal OF money to have a good time
Texas Siftings.
.-HOusekeeper (severelyl-"Here's
small fish in this milk" Milkman Tag
grived) - Madame. do Won want a
whale for five cents?"
The pccf,ie who hive "a Chicago will
have a yood chance TO see everything
during the exposition time-including
all their relatives. -Somerville journal.
"A Special Occasion. -Iohnny-"Do
You say your prayers every night?"
Jimmy-''I do Whenever I've gotter
sleep in the folding bed. Washington
Star.
Cards Win -He-"IIow do
you know Miss Pinlxie and young Pret-
tfpenny are engaged?' She-''They
are always quarrelling when we meet"
Truth.
-Daughter-Why is II. ma. that
honeymoon is supposed to last only
three months?" Mamma - Because
then the quarterly bills come in.
Boston Budget.
Wont you try the turkey, judCeP'
asked Mrs Small of her new boarder
Whats the charger" asked the Judge
Tough character" interrupted Hunk
er, who had been served first.
Don't touch my picture-boolx," said
Tommy to his little brother. because
it's got a picture of a kitchen stove in
it, and you might burn your sweet lit
tie fingers. Bazar 80
When man goes wrong. There is
always woman at the bottom of it,"
When man goes right. we never hear
that there is woman at the top of it,
but there is.-Galveston News.
.-noctor-':Well my. friend what
seeTns To be the matter with you?"
Grogan-"Shure, docther, there's some
thin the matter wild me jaw; | can't
1omestieate me food. smith, Ga ay -S
co. S Monthly.
Her Adorer-"Alay l. marry your
laughter, sir?" Her Father-.'What
10 you want to marry for? You don't
know when You are well OFF, Her
Adorer-"No, perhaps not; but I know
when you are well off. brakes Mag
lZine.
Mrs Fogg-"Tm sure never saw a
woman who. thought so much of her
husband as Mrs. Pidgin does. She
really thinks there never was such an
other." Eogg-''I reckon she's right.
It was her only chance. boston Tran
script
Seeing Ourselves as Others See Us.
-Sallie Green -''Belle Brown doesn't
admire herself before the mirror as
often as she used. To" Mamie Thorn
81 guess her new eye glasses have
greatly improved her sight. Jewellery
Weekly. 49,
Alice aged seven years. Papa,
we're there any live rebels after the bat
lie of Bull RUM" Father-"Why. of
course. my child. Why do you ask
.hat?'' Alice-"Uncle George told me
about the battle last night. and
thought he killed them all."-IIarper's
ijaZar.
II am glad to see You on your feet
again. Mr. Barrows," said Miss Pars-
aw. graciously; you looked very bad
last time | saw you" ''You must be
mistaken. Miss Parslaw," said Barrows;
have never been i'll. Where did You
see me LAST" ''You were in the park
horse back. N. Y. sun.