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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-09
THE HlHH4Sr POIN1

Of our ex expectations has been reached, an
our sales are now far beyond what we ez
pected for the season.
Consequently
we have determined
to close out
our entire stock of trimmed millinery
ct prices that will
astouish
everyone.
We have the largest and best
assortment Of millinery
in the west.
1000 trimmed hats
will be sold regardless of cost.
Sale commences Monday, Dec. 5.
Nine. Lamb
SIS Main Straet
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-09

TIE NEW Associated Press organization
intends to reconstruct its news service,
masking Chicago its center Of operations.
It expects TO greatly enlarge its scope west
of that point, and particularly in what is
called the remote westn There is fine
field here for Improvement, and it really
seems that the day for western newspapers
is at hand. 1t is needless 10 say that THE
SALT LAKE HERALD will be fully abreast
Of the procession.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-09

WITH TIE exception of Mr.. SHIvELY Of
Indiana, ell the old members Of the com
mittee on ways and means Of the House,
Democrats and Republicans, have been
elected 10 the next congress. But only the
Democrats VIII have hand in devising q
nav tariff hill
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-09

LOGAN NEVER felt fear, in her last city
election. It will be recoIlected that out
side influences prevailed to an extent last
spring, but the people have found out that
in politics they are expected TO vote their
real sentiments, and this they did on
Wednesday, when they gave substantial
Democratic majority. Who is there TO
mourn for Logans
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-09

UNDER THE British law against election
bribery member OK parliament has been
unseated for providing new hats for some
OF his constituents, and another for giving
money to a friend TO provide plcRic for
his adnerents. What would Englishmen
say to the Box Elder style of buying Indian
votes in Mon.anal
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-09

TO ADVERTISERS.

Is THE HERALD has the largest circula-
ton in Utah 1t is a visitor to more homes in
this territory and the surrounding region
than any other newspaper published. Its
constituency comprises mere heads of fam
lies than any other, and it is therefore the
best advertising medium in Salt Lake.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-09

THE MICHIGAN supreme court has de-
cided that man is entitled to all of his
wife's earnings. But the supremest court
of all, the court Of matrimonial custom,
decides THAI a wife is entitled to ali she
can get her hands on Of her husbands
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-09
NoTlcE md suRscRIRERs.

From and after this date, Dec. l. 1892,
the price Of TUE DAILY HERALD viii be 81
when paid monthly. When paid in sd-
vance, strictly in every instance. $40 q
year, IS Tor six months and ST. for three
months. No deviation will be made from
the above.
The HERALD Publishing COMPANY
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-09

A WASHINGTON correspondent, who has
been making q survey Of that part Of the
field. states that the number of men who
are drawing large pensions and at the same
time handsome salaries from the govern
rnent ranges into the thousands.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-09

TIE BMErALLIo conference has fully
come up to the expectations Of the people
ST large held when the scheme was in
vented for the purpose of winning over
the votes Of the silver states for HARRIsoN.
The people did not look for anything
practical to come of it, and they have not
been disappointed.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-09

A NATIONAL convention of BARRIERS has
been in session in St. Louis since Tues
CAV, discussing shorter hours, Sunday
closing, life insurance, the establishment
Of a national home for aged and infirn bar
bers, etc. Poor fellows, theirs is hard
lot OF course we don't mean they are a
hard 1ot
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-09
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-09

CLAIMS ron nearly $4,000, 900 for taking
evidence Of injury to persons claiming to
be loyal during the war are now before
the court Of claims for examination. So
says the President in his recent message.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-09

FATHER ToLToN. the first American
black man to be made a priest, objects to
being called ''colored." THAT word is an
offensive afTectstion. l am negro-a
woolly-headed negro" says Father Toll
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-09
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The finest of lotions for chapped hands
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Makes the skin soft, white and smooth
Elegantly perfumsd. Only 25-c. At drug
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-09

If Mr.. CLEVELAND did not respond in
person to the summons to go TO Richmond.
it Is no sign he viii not respond to the peo-
pies summons to go to Washington.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-09

THE WYOMING Republicans. if not
eclipsed. have been almost equalled at
Sheridan. Mich. where a corpse was
stolen out of funeral.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-09

Mrs LEASE says: in my senatorial
campaign 1 have not been supported by a
single woman" The single women would
rather man should have the plum.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-09

SIX PRESIDENTS have died in July-JEF,
PERSON, MONROE. TAYLOR. VAN buren,,
JOHNSON and GRANT and President GAR
FIELD was shot in July.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-09
EVERY TESTIMONIAL

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true and will bear the closest investigation.
No matter where it may De from, it is ss
reliable and worthy your confidence as if it
came from your most respected neighbor.
Have you ever tried this excellent med
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For general family cathartic we con-
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should be in every home medicine chest 13i
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-09

No WONDER there was something crooked
with the canals of Mars.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-09
AWAY BEHIND.

Lag all competitors with the Chicago,
Union Pacific g. Northwestern line. This
is the popular route for passengers des-
tined to points east of the Missouri river.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-09

CONGRESS IS at its old tricks of "ad
journing.over"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-09

A CENSUS ought to be taken of 1.-THE
man who carried Illinois,
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-09

GOVERNOR Thomas and Boss Powers
these days seem 10 be going about in
cognito.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-09

county and q willingness to pay increased
taxes for the purpose, would soon work a
marvellous change in Utah's highways.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-09

Forecast for Salt Lake city and vicinity
fer thirty-six hours, ending p. m, Dec.
9, 1892: Fair weather; warmer.
GKoRGE n. SALISBURY,
Observer Weather Bureau.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-09

THREE ARE a good many people in Salt
Lake who differ from the officials, who, as
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-09
PIRST-CLASS CLOTHING

Is among the necsssaries of life. Ap-
pearance Is everything. An unsiChtly
exterior creates bad impression.
There is no way you can show as good
taste as by gresting December with
hobby winter suit from our splendid
stock OF handsome and stylish gar
ments. The material of these is as
handsome as Christmas tree and in
cut and make are as finished as the late
presidential campaign. We don't claim
that they'll last till the campaign Of
1896, but you'll want change before
they're worn out.
ONE PRICE.
j. P. Gardner /,
141 Main Street.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-09
FORECAST FOR THE HERALD.

SALT LAKE CRY, U. T., /
npo = 1909 (
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-09
To Life Insurance Agents.

N,HE HOME LIFE INSURANCE
L Company OF New York, one OF the
strongest companies in the world, writ
ing the most liberal policies now
written, has valuable territory open for
liberal contracts 10 experienced men.
e. C. GILMAN.
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Ernest Cramer Bldg. Denver.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-12-09

Entered At the Posto1ice at Salt Lake CITY,
Ctah. FOR transmission through the mails IS
second class matter.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-06-27

The instant we began speaking that vast
multitude was hushed to profound silence,
as they say in Cincinnati. We started our
data with the first railroad built in Amer
lea, and gradually brought it down to
date. We proved beyond question, as they
say in Buffalo, that the railroad was the
civilizer of the world. We declared that
every line of railroad built in Europe had
averted war, and the applause was deaf
ening. We spoke in this strain for quar-
ter Of an hour, hurting solid facts and
figures at our intelligent audience with
startling vigor and unimpeachable ac-
curacy, as they say in Omaha, and then
we changed to fervid eloquence The effect
was electrical, as they say in Detroit We
appealed to the audience as pioneers, sons
of toll, gentlemen, scholars and states
men. In imagination we brought railroad
into town and sketched the benefits it
wrought with pen of lurid flame, as they
say in Washington. The railroad brought
wealth, culture, refinement boiled shirts
factories, churches, schools and other
blessings. 1t drove out the bad man.
1ugged the loafer, put away the gun and
transformed our one story shanties into
stately business blocks of stone and iron
We closed with n peroration which left
US wet to the hide and as limp as a rag
but 1t caught the assemblaCe When our
voice died away every man rose to his feet
with war whoop of admiration, and the
mighty reverberations of that Niagara of
popular respect and tribute, as they say
in Cleveland, thundered forth into the
night and reached the ears of our broken
and humbled esteemed contemporary as he
leaned on the fence of our private grave
yard and kicked himself because he had
never shot man.
1t was great night for this town and
for us. The people will not only vote
bonus of 30,000 to the railroad but we
will have second term as mayor by q
still larger majority, and the subscription
list of THE KICKER will grow apace We
know that we are in it to stay, and the
knowledge makes US happy and proud
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-06-27

ss.,ut, of course. It is needless to add that
our esteemed made an ass of himself. He
wasn't two minutes in satisfying the
crowd that he had never travelled twenty
miles over railroad, even on deadhead
pass. AT the end of five minutes he was
led off the platform and steered down
stairs.
Vociferous cheers, as they say in Phila-
delphia, suddenly burst forth from all
parts of the room. They were cheers for
u.s. Next instant hundreds of voices were
calling for the editor of the greatest week
ly paper in America and the most popular
mayor in all Arizona. We would not have
been human, as they say in Chicago, had
we not felt fiattered. We hesitated, as is
usual on such occasions, and the calls
merged into one long continued recogni-
tion of our public popularity. At length,
with modest demeanor befitting the &C.
easion, as they say in st. Louis, we ad-
vanced to the front. The cheers broke out
afresh, and we cannot conceal the fact that
at that moment we were the proudest man
in America. Our esteemed contemporary
was down in the middle of the street and
listening, and when round after round of
wild applause reached his ears, and he
realized our popularity, hewandered forth
into the night a crushed and broken critter
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-06-27
bies, haven't your" she queried in a doubt.

| bies, haven't your" she queried in a doubt,
| full way.
mo, ma'am; you haven't-not unless
| the said babies were born with sawdust in
| the head in place of brains. believe that's
what ails half the adult population of this
| country today-they were made fools of by
| their mothers during infancy and child.
hood. l don't want to be arbitrary about
anything-I never am arbitrary-but YOU
will oblige me very much indeed by stop
ping this nonsensical talk at once and fol.
| ever"
Your mother talked baby talk to YOU, u
| said Mrs. Bowser after long silence, dur.
ing which young Bowser was trying to get
his bare foot into his mouth
Never! Never talked word of such
nonsense! My mother was a woman OF
senser'
How should babies be talked tor
The same as n grown person, of course.
Do you suppose that young'un under
stands you when you say, You little angel,
tum an see COR darlin mammal"
"Of course he doesr'
"Bosh! I'll prove to you that it's all
nonsense and that you are making fool
of him. Now. then, put him in the crib
| and get out of his sight. propose toshow-
you that he's got sense and can understand
sensible talk
The child was deposited in the crib
kicking and growing and smiling, and
Mrs. Bowser retreated out of range of
vision. Mr.. Bowser then advanced, arms
| folded, and with sober face and in sober
| tones observed:
William j., in case you are inclined to
sit on my knee for awhile extend your
arms"
Baby didn't extend. He stopped kick
ing and the smile on his face was replaced
by look of wonder
Your mother having stepped out for a
moment" continued Mr.. Bowser, you are
in my charge. In case you want to get up
raise your right hand as n signal"
What baby suddenly raised was a howl
of terror and dismay which could have
been heard clear across the street, and
Mrs. Bowser dashed Mr.. Bowser aside.
grabbed the child in her arms and tossed
him up and down and exclaimed:
"Dere! Dere! Did 90 great big papa
scare 90 almost to def? Too bad-too bad!
He shan't scare mammals little angel no
morer'
Mr.. Bowser sat down with great Jar,
flushing from red to white and back again
The howls died away, the tears ceased to
fall and in forty seconds baby was smiling
again.
You see," began Mrs. Bowser in ex-
PLANTATION; you see that babies"-
Il don't see thing-nOt a thingr' inter
rupted Mr.. BOwser, as he reached for his
paper. Il have told you that you were
making fool Of that young'un. have
also proved it to you. You are bound and
determined to go ahead, and have moth
ing more to say. In future years, when
the children run after him and veil Fool
BowserN perhaps you'll enjoy the fun.
Take him away and continue right on!'
And even when the youngster called,
GOO! goo"' and kicked and struggled to
get his hands on Mr. Bowser's bald spot
and smooth it down, the old man refused
to notice his existence on earth.
NJ. QUAD.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-06-27

u WANT TO BE HANGED THIS AFTERNOON"
Wewere all called in and the case stated,
and vote was taken as to whether we
should knock off work TO oblige the elder.
The motion was carried by nine majority,
and the judge returned to the shanty to
say:
ELDER, it gives me unalloyed pleasure
to inform you that you are to be hung thi.
afternoon at 2 o'clockr'
Thanks" replied the elder. "Our boys
are always leetle slow. Git 'em around
on time if you kin"
"lll do my Dtirtiest. elder. and now
you'd better prepar' fur your journey.
You're goin over the great divide, and
you'll never return"
At exactly o'clock the elder was stand
ing On the head of pork barrel under
tree while rope was made fast to limb
above his head
Elder" said the judge, after seeing
everything in order, ''the boys are expect
ing little speech from you on this au-
spicious OCCASION
I've got nuthin to say" replied the
elder. "Doggone my buttons, but Pm glad
I'm goinr'
Don't be in no rush, elder; lots of time
to turn around in. If you want to talk
We'll give you an hour OF two. It'll break
the afternoon for US, anyhow, you know"
Pm no talker. Go ahead with your
hanginp'
wall, elder, it's only material you'd be a
lcetle outer sorts under the circumstances,
and we won't keep you any longer. Good
by to your
There was rope fast to the barrel A
dozen men pulled on it and the elder was
swung off. He died very easy, and that
evening after the burial Judge Bebee OBJ
served
81 don't want to seem capshus and over
pertickler, but it does appear to me that
after the way we humored that elder he
orter hev spread hisself on a speech. It's
the last time I'll put myself out to hang a
man two days ahead of timer
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-06-27

Z,
but He Hated to Wait Until Saturday.
Judge Bebee Said he Never Would Do
1t Again.
Copyright, 1892, by Charles B. Lewis.J
We simply had to hang him or go back
on law and custom and lose all our dignity
as mining camp. Tie elder wasn't bad
man by any means. He'd been a real
church elder in Indiana, and he'd have
probably been there vet if the preacher
hadn't eloped with Mrs. Brown and sort O.
broke him up. He used to pretend he
didn't care two cents about it, but we knew
he did. Fact is, no mans wife can slide
out and leave the supper dishes unwashed
and the children crying to be spanked and
put to bed without being missed. The ell
der didn't go back on religion on account
of the mishap, but he was down on preach
ers like a ton of brick. If he could have
been turned loose with a hundred of them
he'd have considered it failure if one got
away alive
He'd been with us at Strawberry Hill
over six months when he did the killing.
One day he heard that a preacher was
down at Tomahawk Point, and he went
down to be the death of him. Preacher
had gone the day before, and the elder
came back all broke up and out of sorts
A miner named Dan Peppers flung out
something mean, and the elder lost con-
troll of himself and hit him with a pickax
handle and killed him on the spot. There
wasn't any need of trial. A dozen men
saw the killing, and the elder himself ex-
planned:
I'm guilty, of course, and thar's no need
9t you wastin time il foolin around
know the law and expect you'll enforce it."
1es, we've got to hang you, of course"
said Judge Bebee, who was the boss of our
diggings in the matter of law and order,
but thar's no great rush about it. Let's
see. Today is Tuesday How would YOU
like to be hung along about Friday or Sat
urday, elder? Fridays the regular hang
ing day, of course, but We kin jest as well
wait till Saturday afternoon. never did
believe in rushin such things"
II don't see no object in waitin, " replied
the elder, as he put his coffeepot on the
fire in front of his shanty. LAS long as
I've got to hang might as well go ter
morrer. don't like to hev things on my
mind to worry over"
Il know, elder-I know just how YOU
fee" blandly continued the Judge, land
yit we amt rushed. We don't want to
sIrlhS you up ike one would drive a hog
outer the garden. If you kin git ready by
Saturday that'll do fur u.s."
The elder growled about the delay, but
finally agreed upon the day, and two men
were detailed to guard him in his shanty.
He kept his patience fairly we'll until
Thursday morning, when he sent for the
judge and said
Look here, judge, don't want to be
mean and low lived, but l amt goin to
stand this any longer. l want to be hanged
this afternoon"
Why, bless you, elder, we agreed on
Saturday."
Il know it; but l amt takin a bit of
comfort over this. Beiu as I'm the one to
be hung | think | orter hev my say
about it"
Yes, it does appear kinder that wav.
I'll blow the horn and sit the boys up and
see what they say"
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-06-27
NJ. QUAD.

Mr.. John Burklund, corner sU,n ST. and 6th ave
Moline, Ill
II have lived in Moline for the last . years ana
have been sufferer from catarrhal deafness LOT
the past three or four years. I visited the scout
Medical Institute with my wife. and after the
$ cond treatment felt better. Within week !
had large sube lance removed from my ears and
/ could immediat ly hear. | can near Is we
fror ore ear now as l eve7 did and my other ear
is nearly well, al have not treated one n onth
My eyes would run wa for the past four or hyg
years Thew are now well. | SIN 70 years old
nd am EMPLOYED BY the Moline Plow Company.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-06-27

English, eh' Then why don't you talk
to him in English? Pve been watching
and listening for the last month, but
haven't been able to get onto the dialect.
Is 1t Cherokee, native African, Portuguese,
South Sea Island or what? He may posi-
bly, be able to say sugar or eat in the
English language when he grows up, but
doubt if he goes beyond that
do yoa refer to the way talk to himf'
''Of corrse l do. If you'd been jabbered
1t in that way in your infancy you wouldn't
know enough now to go down to the gro
Gerry and ask for clothespins. l don't
wonder that the child is bowling half the
time. He must be thoroughly disguised
with such talk"
You have got to talk baby talk to ba-
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-06-27
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Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-06-27

THERE might have been a candidate
nominated at Chicago who'would insure a
larger democratic majority in New York,
but the nomination of Grover Cleveland
renders it possible for the carrying of Hi,
nois, Iowa, Wisconsin and Michigan for
the democracy. There will be fight all
along the line his fall.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-06-27
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Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-06-27
THE ARIZONA KICKER.
The Editor Shows That He Is Also a
Great Orator.

The Editor SHOWS Tint He Is Also q
Great Orator
Our GREAT SPEECH.-In response to a
petition signed by many eminent citizens
of the town, his honor the mayor (who is
ourself) called public meeting last Friday
evening to discuss the subject of voting
aid to tie projected Tucson and Salt Lake
railroad. The court house was crowded to
sulfocatinn, as they say in Boston. The
,ditor of our esteemed contemporary not
only had the gall to attend the meeting,
out the unheard of brass 20 arrange to be
called OH for a speech. The callers were
half breed Joe Brown and that old loafer
known. as Lazy Jim, and 10th were paid to