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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-12-18

John w. Douglass WAS the first bow to
sppear with an answer TO the problem for
the proper division OF land. David Par.
erkson was the next boy-followed by
Henry James
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Forest Barton of Belle Plaine came up
10 attend the the opera and spend yester-
day in the city with friends visiting and
taking In the Christmas sights.
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Dick and Wallace Stewart, with their
families, left last night for Covington.
ny, their old home, where they will spend
che holidays
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ARCuDEACoN BRADY's APPoixrNFH

ARCHDEACoN BRADI'S APPOINTMENTS.
The following are the appointments for
the Rev. {. I. Brady, archdeacon of Kan
sas: Dec. p, Christmas, Oskaloosa; Dee
q, st. Stephens day, Lawrence; Dec =,
81. johns day, Ottawa; D c. .. Holy In
nocent, ChauuJe; Dec. %. Thursday, Cher
ryvaie; Dec. 80, Friday, Independence,
Dec 81, Saturday, Cotfeyville; Jan !, Cir
cumcision. Coffeyville; Jan ., Monday.
Chetopa; Jan. 3 Tuesday, Pittsburr; Jan.
!, Wednesday, Girari: Jan. 5, Thursday
Topeka; Jan. s, Sunday. Arkansas City.
Jan. 10, SUNDAY. L. Dorado
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jerome TURKEY returned yesterday from
central Illinois where be has been visiting
relatives for two weeks,
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Miss Lizzie Griffin of North Topeka av-
enue has been quite i'll for several days
with the grippe.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-12-18

Peerless Degree of Honor No 6s, will
give masque ball at their hall next
Thursday evening.
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b. I. Churchwood has moved from SO4
East Central to 1877 North Lawrence.
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PROFESSOR BLAKE'S ART LECTURE.

The lecture on THE Illusions Of Art"
given at the First Presbyterian church
last night, had large attendance OF our
| best citizens, teachers especially being
| well represented.
! Rev. David Winters in few well chosen
/ words introduced the lecturer, who began
/ by stating that all the beauty of land.
scape, or of any object we see, depends
not on the object itself, but on certain
effects produced in the eye of man by the
different rate Of vibrations o: ether that
produce the different cologs. The artist
has only few colors with which to pro-
duce the infinite variety OF effects in ma
ture, aud the perfection of art consists in
creating illusions that suggest the condi-
tiou which cannot be initiated.
When it became evident that
the stereop;icou illustrations were the
simple lines, figures aud colorS that served
to make plaiu the subject. An intense air
of digust spread over the features Of a
small boy who had heard there was TO be
magic lantern show, and had come 20
see dancing skeletons, etc. As soon as he
had carrisd his offended digajtT ont OF
the church the audience gave themselves
to the enjoyment o. the lecture.
The various effects OF colors and com
blnHt}oa~ Of colors on the nerves OF the
eye; the effects Of surroundings on works
OF art, the scieutihc basis for the harmony
or discUrd between coloTs aud other
points OF interest TO every person of
critical taste were clearly discussed and
illustrated with revolving color disks, +.
sheets Of colored paper and various effects I
DrOiuCea nv tn. lauta-n
The arc light was brought into the /
church for this special lecture so t0at the /
color> might be true to nature
At the close Of tie lecture the audience (
showed their appreciation by generous ap-
piause, and it Is safe 10 say that the State
Is more near 70 the hearts OF
the people for this kindly given evidence
Of the broad culture aud liberal spirit OF
is representative
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Mrs. K NJ. Lockyer left last Wednesday
on trip to Kansas City, Mo.
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John c. johnson of Garrison, o. T.
visited in the city yesterday.
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The INCEST and
Most Natural

The finest, purest, strongest
and best fiavors for cakes.
buildings, pastry, etc, are DR..
Prices Delicious Flavoring
Extracts. In this age of
adulteration, consumers owe
1t to themselves to patronize
manufacturers who have an
established reputation for
placing in the market pure
articles. DR.. Prices Extracts
Tor purity have the endorse
ments of the leading chemists
OF this country. They are
used by the United States
Government. The best no.
tels and restaurants use them.
Tie largest and finest grocers
sell them, and they are des-
tined TO take the place of all
other Flavoring Extracts.
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a. NJ. Peck of Hazelton, formerly of
this city but now in the banking business
al HaZelton. is at The Carey
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Poisoned

Mrs. Mary E. o'Fallon,
a nurse, OF PiqUa, Ohio,
was poisoned while as
sisting physicians at On
autopsy 8 years ago. and
soon terrible ulcers
broke cut on her head,
arms, tongue and throat.
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and saw no prospect OF
help. At last she began 10 take HOODS
y ARsAPARsLE-A and at once improved;
could soon get out of bed and walk She IS now
perfectly well. weighs I2S pounds eats well.
and does the work for a large family
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-12-18
GLEE AID BANJO CLUB.

The following is the program for the
GIee and Banjo club Wednesday evening
next:
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-12-31
THE CONTRACT AWARDED
For tho Completion of the Unfinished
Statue of Mary Washington

For the Completion of tho Unfinished
Statue of Mary Washington
FREDERICKSBURG, Va, Dec. 3O.-The
Ladies Martha Washington Monument
Association, OF this city, was notified
yesterday by tho national association
at Washington that tho contract for
the completion Of the unfnishcd monu-
mcnt to Mary, the mother of Washing
ton, which has for many years been
neglected and exposed TO relic hunters,
mas poem awarded TO Crawford 4 Co. of
Buffalo, N. y. Tho monument will be
the size OF the present enc and will be
suTmounted with . shaft fifty feet high
The inscription on tho front OF tho
monument will be: "MItha Washing
ton, AID On the -cverse side: Erected
by the women OF America"
Ahe national association, OF which
Mrs. hicf Justice Waite is president.
was formed about three years ago, and
is composed or women. and much
credit is due them and thoir auxiliaries
for tho interest ard perseverance that
they have exhibited and which has no
suited in their raising enough money TO
con- plotc tie Monupcnt
1t will Be remembered that four
years ago suit was institu ted in tho
courts OF this city by q real eState firm
nero, claiming damages to the extent
OF S3c,0o0 in consequence OF an option.
which, they claimed, was given them
on tho grave ana tom by the then
owner OF thc ground surrounding the
monument, and which was criticised;
throughout the country tosuch an cx-
tent that it resulted in tho formation
OF & national association. In both suits
the jury rendered q verdict in favor Of
the defendants. THO plaintiffs. how
ever, carried their c. SO to the supreme
court, which court fow months
ago refused to interfere with tho do
cision OF tho lower court and the
erecting Of the monument will now be
Gin ct once
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-12-31
TRUSTEES SALES.

I'RusTEE'S SALE OF VALUABLE real.
~, - Estate in Roanoke city, Va-Undcr and
Se vs 9Th da of a, d Ss,on. Of Esst dated
ted by W; j. : l.. Bisir. J G aS efeS ~
NJ 1sger 70 the undo rsigncd trustee to secure to
:, sss =, w: Coke the payment q the sum OF
Sit@,;'s, eviGorccd 10y three negotiable notes OF
Harab ~ eacn' dated the sh OF October, 1870, and
$500, "ss"e olic 'wo aad three years from date with
e,, ana default having occurred In the pay
~ ~ ., INC second due note and at the request
WEUN I,enShc,aTy IN said deed or ;rust. will on
MI WN,fS!p,N,ff;;SDaI. JANUARY !, 1898, AT II
49, ~, "A. NJ In front Of the courthouse oi
i i;onmone CITY, sell 20 the hghcs, bidder by pub
u, nuVsion az that certain parcel OF land lying
AZ .nc ,oitF OF hoanokc, described IS follows:
bcslhhiIg at point on tho west side OF j.. rrcr.
sVu Stttct W. tcct soIth of Spruce street thence
Mltt !Sno- sou street south degrees 81 minutes
W. Du tcct 20 point, thci &C north ~ dcgreas
~ minutes ~ seconds west tiN2i feet to a nnint
tncncc ncrth degrees cast ~ ieei to u ioi-,t
,ncncc souta - degrees 81 minute. 20 seconds
ln,i5 Get 10 tho place OF beginning.
stMS- Cash - enough TO gay the soih ,,os.
cue notc or Siii.il with intcrcs; TO date or srir
siso oalAncc remaining unpaid on tho first dnc
,otc maturing October 5. 1881, said holencc
ocil Z SS''H'. with interest included TO Noyouhcr
l. is@2 ana tron Il debit a. TO STA 4 with inter
est rom thc Sth day Of October. lS,N uutil Oc,o
ncrS iS'3, the residue If any. to he paid in Two
eYua' instruments in one and TWO wears resncc.
lively from day of sale with interest all deferred
payments TO Oc secured by decd OF trust mon
- ids r-,.I
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Zee Resided Rounoke.

Charles d. Kee, who was killed at
Garyesburg, n. c., two days ago by his
brother-in-law, John l.. Lifsey, an ac-
count OF which appeared in yesterday
mornings TIMES, was we'll and favorab ly
known in this city, having been an en-
ploye of the Roanoke Machine Works
for q number Of years. He left this city
Friday before Christmas to spend the
holidays with his wife and infant child,
who were then on a visit to his rela-
tives. The trouble occurred over o
land deal.
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fNRUSrEE SALE-BY VIRTUE OF A DEED
L of trust executed 10 me OIL The 18th day OF
September, lSi0, by j. l.. Moore and NJ f. Car
ncr and duly recorded in tho clerks Office OF the
liustings Court for the city OF Roanoke Va deed
book II, page 3i5, in trust to secure 10 j. T. 9Th.
son the unpaid purchase money on the herein.
after described property, amounting To the sum
OF l,Si5, evidenced by three negotiable notes
with interest from date for the sum OF Sii25 each
dated the 18th day OF September, 1870, ard due at
one, two ana three years, at the First National
Bank OF Roanoke, and whereas default has been
made Iii the payment OF the second or said notes
when the same was due. and being requested so
to do by the said j. I. Gibson, | will oircr for
salc at public auction in front OF the courthouse
in the city OF Roanoke, Va, on the 18TH DAY
OF JANUARY, 1S.S, AT IL M. the follow;Ic dos.
crbcd property, to wit:
Lots No /. and II, section s. ~ shown upon the
map OF the Lewis addition OF he city of Roanoke
belnS the same property "a was conveyed to the
said d. T.. Moore and NJ. +. Garner by John
Thomas GIBBS on and wife by deed bearing date IL c
18th day OF September, 1890.
TERMS OF SALE: Sufficient cash 10 nav the
expenses of sale and the sum OF sj2j with inter.
est thereon, from the 18th day CT September 1870,
and II the property shall bring enough, sufficient
OF the purchase money 10 be made payable on the
18th day OF September, 1893 ~ will pay or and
discharge the third note, above mentioned, for
:625, with interest from the 18th day OF Scptem.
hcr lSD maturing on that day, and the balance
ii any, at one and two years. with interest from
date, evidenced by negotiable notes of the pur.
chaser and secured by deed OF trust on the prop.
crty. j. C. DAVENpORT -
- tds Trustee
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RY VIRTUE OF A DEED OF TRUST DATED
~ october II, $50, and OF record in the Office OF
the clerk of the Hastings Court for the city or
Koanoke, Va, In deed book -. page o67 in which
W. +: winch conveyed to the undcrs iyncd trustee
certain real estate therein described TO secure to
Florence v Mofett the payment OF the sum or
soSb39 i'll two equal instalmcnts Of SilG.G; at one
anu Two years after date. with interest. md
whereas default has been made In the pay mcnt of
the last or said notes and having hcen rc0pcsted
so TO DO by the beneficiary, | will on THURS.
DAY. JANUARY II, 1s93, AT IL O'CLOCK NJ
In front OF the courthouse of the city OF Roanoke
Va, oiIer for sale to the highest bidder all that
certain lot or parcel OF land situated In the CITY
o! l!oanoke, Va. and known as lot 10, section -
rs shown by the map of the property of tho West
End Land Company on file AT the office OF IN.
clerk of tho Hastings Court FOR the city OF Roam
okc, Va.
nuERMS: Cash sufficient to pay TIC cost of exc
cuiIng this trust and 10 pay the past due ar M
nalG note OF Sil6.td, with interest from October
~, $500, and tho balance payable In two equal
payments at one and two years from day of sale.
10 DC cvicencod by the notes of purcha. err with
interest ut per cent, and to be secured by
deed of trust upon the property.
JAS. ;. SIMMONS, Trustee.
Mr.; Winch has sold the above property and said
note has been assumed by his purchaser
IL 10 til JAS. :. SIMMONS, Trustee.
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TRUSTEES sALE-BY VIRTUE OF A

TRUSTEES SALE-BY VIRTUE OF A
deed or trust, executed to me by u. F. Kc-
fauvcr and Il. 5; Williams on the 3rd day OF
March, 1880. and recorded In the clerks office OF
Hastings Court of the city or Roanoke, virginia
to secure to j Is. Winston the payment OF the
sum OF $3.50, evidenced by one interest bearing
negotiable note In the sum OF : $50, dated March
., lS.N, and payable two years from date with
legal iEtcrcst:and whereas default has been made
III he payment of said note or $50. and having
been requested so TO 90 by the BENEFICIARY In the
said deed OF trust, will offer for sale at public
auc ion 10 the highest bidder M tho front door #
the urthousc OF the city OF Roanoke, VA, OS
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 4rH. 1898, AT IL " .
the following property 20 Wit That certain lot OF
land situated III the city OF Roanoke. Virginia.
bounded and described a. follow:: Ia wit:
BEGINNING ~ point on the east side CT Com
Incrcc street 20 feet from the southeast corner al
Pine street, thence in an 'astcrly direction II
feet to an alley, thence with said alley south 80
feet To i point on same thence west no feet To-
Commerce street, tlencc north with Commerce
street ~ ioct 10 the place OF bc ginning
TERMS: Cash sufficient To- dclray the costs cf
cNccuiis@ this trIs;. inc uding trustees com.
mission OF per cent. and the past due note of
sliO, with interest from ne 2rl day OF March
lsi'. 10 DAY OF sale: the balance IL any pavghlr
cash. Terms o. sale 20 hc compiled with ut liz, r.
a. ale, or property res ID then and there NJ pur.
charcrs expense j. u. LEVY, Trustee
The above property has been sold by Mcss-..
Kefsnvcr and Williams and their vcndces a.
snmed payments J.B.LEVY
IA tds Trustee.
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THE ROANOKE TIMES. SATURDAY, DECEMBER 81, 1882
Practical Arithmetic.

"You can't add two different things
together" said teacher in one of the
New York public schools. ''If you add
sheep and COW together it does not
make two sheep or two COWS"
a little boy, who was the son of n
Harlem Miil;man, held up his hand and
said:
That may do with sheep ard COWS,
but ii you add Il quart OF milk and Il
quart OF water, it makes two quarts OF
milk. I've seen it done Inorc'n thou
sand times. "-TcXas Siftings.
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LOVES SYNONYMS.
Nhat is my sun?

mat is my sun?
silkcn floss
mat young winds tanyle, and twinc and tosa
floating halo that gilds the air.
ane the tioss-rny sun-is your golden hair,
Your hair,
w nat are my stars?
sweet pansies two,
with hearts of purple and rims OF blue,
Love shines within them In stellar guise
hiu ny pansy stars are your two bright cye8
iour eyes,
Baby boyl
What IS my rose?
a love cup shy;
sweet draughts OF kisses within II Ito.
/; briias with laughter and love and youth,
hi!d tho cup--my no sc-is your rose-rcd mouth,
Your mouth,
Baby boy.
What is my bird?
An unseen lyrc,
whose sweet strains echo from angel choir
It's sons OF heaven bid earth rejoice,
And the lyrc-ny birds your childish voice
Your voice,
Baby boyl
What arc mylifc
- love, my bliss?
Your gold young treSscs, your eyes your lzissi
In these, my rap,urc; elsewhere my rue.
ior ny whole, whole world Is Just YOU. sweet
you!
Baby boy!
N. V Recorder
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J'htSTEE'S SALE.-BY VIRTUE OF DEED
Il or trust executed to nc "a trustee br j
Thomas Wchstcr,J. w. Volt and Newton CLARK,
Gated the 23d day OF September, iS'o, and re-
Corucd III the clerks Office of tho llu-tiijrs Court
Tor the city OF Roanoke, Va. in decd boot, 10
page IL. conveying tho hereinafter Jcscrihed
properly 10 ne III trust 10 secure TO the Traders
Loan rust and Deposit Company ,hc payment
OF the sum OF Sj333i. evidenced by the two Ger.
Jam negotiable notes OF even date with said decd
oach II the sum Of SSi6.61, with interest and
Ia!Npic IN one and two years respectively from
uetc, ANU whereas default has been made in th,,
payment 81 the last OF said notes, and having,
ncci requested so to do by the said beneficiary /
shall orcr for sale mt pub ic auction in fro,t of
NE courthouse OF Roanoke Va.UN SATIfH
DAl THE 3iST DAY Of UECEMBER ISl? Ar
CLoCk NOON. TO the highest bidder the
parcc! OF land in said deed mentioned and ID
scrihcd AZ follows: W Wv
beginning at the northwest corner of rayloc
street and Dale avenue, thence with said nycnre
south ~ degrees 30 minutes - sccrl a. west ~ rs
tect 10 point, thence north II degrees 20 minutes
~ sSCohus west l'U feet To an alley, thence with
s3iu aiicy north ~ degrees MINUTES - seconds
cast nS'c rect to 1aylOc street thence with snid
srcct south II degrees oS minutes L. seconds cast
~ irct TO the place of beginning. and known MS
lots y ana cain section G,ls shown hy the man nj
INC Belmont Land Company.
IEkMS:-Cash sufficient To nav costs of sale
incndng trustees commission Of 5pcr cent and
10 pay CT and discharge tho past due note
amounting to S3.G 61, with interest from Tho S3d
uay or september, 1S'U; balance IL any an
circuit OF six and twelve months with ir,tcrcst
from day of sale, and secured by decd OF trnst on
INC property L. E. COLE,
Jus Trustee
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1Iado IL Lot of Difference.

did you ever taste coffee, Bobbic?"
Abner asked.
Yes" said Bobbic. cit was awful
good"
"What did it taste lilic?"
"Medicinc"
Il shouldn't think that would be
good"
1T wouldn't have been if it had been
medicine; but it wasn't. 1t was coffee. {"
-Harpcr's Young People.
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Tho Only Way out or II.

The Husband Ton his death bcd)-My
darling, when I am gone, how will YOU
ever be able to pay the doctors bill?
The Wife-Don't worry about that.
dear. If worst comes to worst. | can
marry the doctor. Won know.-Lifc.
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a Coat Misplaced.

HunSer-Nhat odd things the ladies
wear nowadays!
Spatts-So they do. What were you
thinking about?
Hunllcr-Wcll, there is Miss Linrcr
with Il coat of paint on each check
Truth
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BY NiRTuEoF DEED OF TRUST DATED
y October 18Th 1870, and OF record In tho
clerks Office OF the Hastings Court for the cI,y of
hoanokc, Va. In deed book IS, psgc 27l, in
which w. +. Winch conveyed to the undersigned
trustee, certain real estate therein described, to
secure To Florence V. Monctt the payment of
S,; ;s ~, payable in two equal instruments of
Silo66 each, nj ono aud two years after date with
interest, and whereas default has been made in
the payment of the last OF said notes, and having
Decn requested so TO do ny the beneficiary / will
IN ~, TiiuRsDAY, JANUARY IL, 1873. AT la
O'CLOCK, in front OF tho courthouse OF the CITY
OF Roanoke, Va, ofrcr for sale to the highest
pioder al that certain lot or parcel of land situ
nted in the city Of Roanoke. Va and known as
lot IL, section II. rs shown by map OF the prop
erty OF the West End Land Company on hic M
INC Office OF the clerk OF the Hastings Court for
TERMS:-Cash sufficient to pay tho costs of
executing this trust and To pay the past due and
unpaid note OF $iG.66 with interest iom October
10, lSoo, and the balance, IL any, payable in two
equal payments at one and two years from day OF
sale, TO be evidenced by tho notes of the nur
eraser with interest, and to be secured by deed
OF trust on the property sold
JAS. S. SIMMONS, Trustee.
Mr.. Winch has sold the above property and
his notes have been assumed by purchaser
IL 10 ids JAS. :. SIMMONS, Trustee
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TOOIS The Hint.

Briggs-Just for Il joke, 1 told Miss
Elderly the other day that when she
laughed it was all could do not to kiss
her.
Griggs-What happened?
Briggs-The next time L saw her she
had hystcricS.-Lifc.
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\ Source of Wealth.

I'm making money fast since /
moved out to Podunll"
isn't that n long distance out of the
world?"
eyes, so my wife says. But I'll tell
you sccrct-there isn't a millinery
store in the whole town" Chicago
News Record.
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A Good Suggestion.

She-Richard, this would be q good
time to get papas consent.
He-Why, is he in particularly good
humor?
Shc-On the contrary, he is very an
CRY over my drcssnallcr's bills, and
would gladly be rid of mc.-Texas Sift-
inrS
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Stupid Crowd.

est was too ridiculous" said Jack
Mammaboy. eve went to lunch to-
gethcr and he ordered bottle of
Bass; SO, when the waiter asked what
I'd have, 1 said I'd have Il glass Of sar-
dines-and, do you know, they never
saw the point?'-puclS
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-12-31

Do YOU wish to make your wife,
sweetheart, brother, sister, father or
mother fine present? You will find
watches, diamonds, jewelry, clocks, sill
verware, optical goods and novelties in
abundance at Harrison's Jewelry Ba-
zaar, % Salem avenue.
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f,ipionatic.

Papa" said the little diplomat of
Six years, Il want to ask your advice"
We'll, my little dear, what is it
about?"
What do you think it would be best
to give me on my birthday?"-
OrcgtS Magazine.
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Sister Mary-Does Jessie return your
love?
Brother Harry-No; that is the
strongest proof have.
Sister-lIow So?
Brothcr-Shc returns everything else
l send her.-Oncc Il Week.
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MIR. HARRISON neod not be introduced
to tho public, being one Of the leading
jewellers of the city for the last five
years. He will be pleased to see you at
Harrison's Jewelry Bazaar, % Salem
aVanu0
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In the Wrong Place.

Say" said Burnsidcs. sitting up in
the BARRIERS chair; lis that tooth-soar?n
NO, sir" replied the barber; its
shaving soap"
Then don't put any more of it in my
mouth. PUCK.
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Kind Old Gentleman (assisting boy to
get barrow up the guttcr)-I don't see
how you manage to get that barrow up
the cutters alone.
Bright Youth don't Dcrc's always
some jay a-standin' around as takes it
UP for mc.-Puck
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-12-31
Too Cold tor H., Races.

Member of Firin-What. The cashier
gone?
Boo!IlSccpcr-Ycs, sir, and fifty thou
sand dollars short.
Member Of Firm-Thc rascal! He
must have been buying coal.-N. y.
Weekly
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-12-31
I'iattery.

Miss Fairic-I do not like compli-
ments. Please to speak truthfully OF
me and in plain language.
Mr.. Wittc--But language that speaks
truthfully of you cannot be plain
Judge.