The Republican journal., 1892-09-15
The merit Of Hoods sarsaparilla is

The merit of Hoods Sarsaparilla is NOT
accidental but is the result of careful studv
ana experiment by educated Pharmacists
"Why does he call himself Colonel if he
never was in the army?" "Because sab in
the heat OF passion he may kill man some
time, and if he's colonel it's mitioating
circumstance, sah." Chicago Tribune.
One of our customers writes, Il never
risk taking a cough cure recommended bv
my friends, have always found yours an in
mediate relief and after few doses a posi-
tive cure. Why then should take ANYTHING
but Adamson's Botanic Cough Balsam?''
Mr.. Gruffengrumble. "Did you hear about
that w estern woman who set bear-tran
last week and caught young man? Mrs
q. mo; but I've heard of "a woman who
set young man-trap and caught a bear"
Detroit Free Press
! have not used all of one bottle vet.
suffered from catarrh for twelve wears eN-
perlenclng the nauseating dropping in the
threat peculiar to that disease, and nv nose
bleed almost daily. l tried various rene
dies without benefit until last April when |
saw Elys Cream Balm advertised in the
Boston Budget, / procured bottle, and
since the flrst days use have had no more
bleeding-the soreness is entirely gone.-D.
Il. Davidson. with the Boston Budget for
merlv with Boston Journal.
l4hSt nlSil ttltdllll we were at saratoga
and stopping at one of the finest hotels -
Don't talk that way. Money is so scarce
nowadays that We can't afford even to dream
OF going to Saratoga" Texas Siftings.
No person should travel without a box of
Ayers Pills. AS a safe and speedy remedy
for constipation and all irregularities of the
stomach and bowels, they have no equal,
and, being skilfully sugar-coated, are pleas
ant to take, and long retain their virtues.
just which head of Columbus is to be used
on the Worlds Fair half-dollar Is not decid-
ed Columbus seems to have had as many
heads as a hydra-and they are about as
mythical. Lowell Courier.
Premature badness may be prevented and
the hair made to grow ON heads already bald,
by the use of Halls Vegetable Sicilian Hair
Remover
"1ou say you We're struck by lightnin' an
still livin'?'' "Certainly. And what is
more, after being struck l walked home and
wrung a quart of electric fluid out of my
clothes" Pittsburg Bulletin,
Sufferers from dyspepsia have only them
selves to blame if they fail to test the Won
derful curative qualities of Ayers Sarsapa-
rilla. In purifying the blood, the medicine
SulCHStICilS every olSall VI ZIG po'tN anu
even the most abused stomach is soon re-
stored to healthy action.
"Ta1e away my first letter: take away my
second letter: take away my third letter:
take away all my letters and remain what
/ was before. AnSwer-The Postman.
London Globe.
For horse and owner nothing equals B1cK-
MoRE's GALL CURE. BY its use gals and
wounds are healed While the horse is at
work.
AS the mistress OF the most populous En-
pire in the world, Queen Victoria even eN-
GELS the ordinary woman i'll the number of
subjects she can talk about. philadelphia
Times.
Niles Nerve 4 Liver pills.
Act on new princple-regulating the
liver stomach and bowels Niough the nelres
A new discovery. DR.. Miles Pills speedily
cure bilousness, bad taste, torpid liver
piles, constipation. Unequaed for men,
women, children. Smallest, mildeSt, sur
est 80, doses, % cts. Samples Free, at r.
H. Moody's Drug Store.
That was a marvellous escape of Miss
Neatfoot from the top floor of burning
hotel at Bankers Reef, wasA't it? "Why,
how did she get ont 90 "She tied all her
necktes together and reached the ground
without any trouble" [Clothier and Furn-
sher.
How to Become Fle>hy.
DR.. Miles Nervine not only cures all nerv-
Gus diseases, headache, blues. nervous pros
tration, sleeplessness, neuralgia, st. Nitus
dance, tits and hySteria, but also builds up
tie body. II am pleased TO say that after
wears of intense suffering with nervous dis
ease, headache and prostration, | tried DR..
Miles Restorative Nervne and in two weeks
gained eight pounds in weight l could not
lie down to sleep, but now sleep perfectly
easy, and am still improving wonderfully.
Cannot say enough for the Nerviue.-MRs
L. b. WILLARD, DunlSirk, n. W cone
customer used Nervne and gained fifteen
pounds in flesh, says Brown x MAYBURy
Cortland, y. y" Trial bottles and elegant
book free at r. II. Moodys.
Il expect to see the time when electricity
VIII be used for ail cooking and heating pur-
poses. remarked Van BraalI Then | sun
pose bakers Will sell homemade bread, ' adj
ded Dinwiddle. [Plttsburg Chronicle.
admitted the Facts.
Newspaper editors have to be very careful
i'll opening their columns for statements
But aware that the Dr.. Miles Medical co.
are responsible, We make room for the fol-
lowing testimonial from Il. McDougall. Au-
burn, Ind, who for two Years noticed a stop
page or skipping of the pulse, his left side
got tender he could not lie on it, his heart
tiuttered, he was alarmed, Went to different
doctors found no relief. but one bottle of DR.
Miles New Heart Cure cured him. The
elegant book, ''New and Startling Facts, -
free at +. H. Moody's. 1t tells all about
H cart and Nervous Diseases and many Won
derflll cures.
Il cont mind being Shot contided one
English sparrow IT, another. Its being
served up as a reed bird that hurts my feel
lngs. Why does that trouble you ?" ''Be-
cause it is making game Of me-" Brooklyn
Life.
Druggists Says.
Marvin G. Brown, Druggist Meredith Vii
lage, n. H., says | have sold your Sulphur
BItters for Years, and contrary to most med
icines, | never sold bottle to any one who
said it did not help them. They cured me of
those terrible sick headaches, when every
other remedy failed. 2w;'6
The jury Ia the Swavbacl case must
have been composed of very ignorant men,
"WhvH'' "The lawyers on both sides asked
the judd -5e to instruct Them. Detroit Free
Press.
GOOD Looks.
Good looks are more than skim deep. de
pending upon healthy condition of all the
vital organs. If the Liver he inactive. YOU
have Bilious look, if your stomach be dis
or iered You have a ,vSpeptir Look and if
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