St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-01-27
SUNRISE SIGNALS.
1t is more than possible that Col. Elliott
Shepard is persona non grata.

1t is more than possible that Col. Elliott r.
Shepard is persona non grata.
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That terrible man Harrison might as well
pack his war boom away-in the cedar closet.
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The New York Advertiser has delivered its
ultimatum to Ward McAllister, couched In
the following language: He Is neither rich,
handsome, blue blooded nor Intelligent; he
is only societys butler"
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The most convincing proof of Chili's de-
sire for peace on any terms lies in the fact
that she is willing to swallow Pat Egan.
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The fact that B. Harrison's war message
caused no nausea in Blaine's stomach is not
the least important datum of the imbroglio
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Chicago paper heads an editorial, Evan
geiizing the Police" Goshl
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The United States wants peace at any
price, even at the cost of Pat Egan's ''offis"
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June 81 is the longest day in the year.. but
1t is none too long i'll which to select the
president of the United States.
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Kentucky Colonel Cat Chicago hoteD-
What's all this talk about the crib blockade
Ihear?
Resident Citizen-Floe-ice has blocked the
mouth of the tunnel, and the city is threat
ened with water famine.
Kentucky Colonel-Shoi You gentleman,
sab, shouldn't mind little thing like that
sab. You should thank heaven there's
plenty of ice for cocktails.
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A consensus of public opinion is to the
effect that in the matter of libel suits Boss
Quay can give Ignatius Donnelly a heavy
handicap and then play cushion caroms to
Mr. Donnelly's full game.
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For the first time in four years rain has
fallen in Durango, Mex. The echo of Dyren-
forth's bombs goes marching on.
Moses P is Handy man at terrapin
stew.
Really Ward McAllister is sweet boon to
ali the world. He has recently submitted
plan by which frugal man can keep his an
Eual living expenses down to S1S3.952.
Ben Harrison's Gillian message is the ex-
act reverse OF multum in paryo.
Says the st. Louis Globe-Democrat:
President Harrison did so well in the selec-
ton of Justice Brewer that he cannot afford
to appoint an inferior successor to Justice
Bradley" VIII Attorney General Miller
please put that in his pipe and smoke iti
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Cara is about as hard to locate as Blnine's
presidential views.
A Missouri paper says that Chilli is not
first-claSs nation, and yet Missouri was the
first state to lender the services of brass
band in the event of war.
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The onion cure for the grip having been
recommended by some one. Chicago paper
fercely inquiries: Have the suffering peo-
pie of this country got to choose between
onions and asafetidaY Not necessarily
Some Spanish practitioner may come along
and sock your system full of garlic.
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1t is trife saddening to reflect that Chilli s
ready compliance with B. Harrison's ulLi-
matum will prevent Inventor Edison from
giving that country an electric hath.
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Now that Chsvalier Harrison has settled
Chilis hash, we may reasonably look to see
him pick fuss with Rhode Island.
Those astute editors who never write any
thing after o'clock p. m. are just now yocif-
erously calling attention to the sapiency of
their hindsight.
The statement that Bandit CARA was
some years ago. wounded in his liver, throws
no new light upon his superabundance of
gall and nerve. .e
Drop a nickel in the ''five-cent congress-
and get B. Harrison ultimatum.
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The American navy still looks weldon
paper.
Texas Rangers the editor inf
Office Boy-What editor?
Texas Rauger-Editor Cara.
Office Boy-No; he is extremely out-out
for the stuff.
Chicago legal authorities have begun war
on its mushroom banks. The faro banks
are still doing business at the old stand.
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picture purporting to represent the
humble house where the great American
humorist, Mark Twain. first saw the light"
is going the rounds OF the press 1t is quite
appropriate that Mark Twain should have
been born in an humble house." Much of
his latter day humor is very humble indeed.
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1t would be eminently fitting, and emblem
attic of mourning for "Aliunde joe Bradley"
that in the future Rutherford B. Hayes raise
nothing but Black Spanish chickens.
Ont of twenty-four jurymen trying Boss
Quays two libel suits. but one Democrat was
allowed to remain on the panel. No wonder
verdicts for Quay fall around him like the
leaves of Vallambrosa. Cause and effect