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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1892-01-05
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NEWSPAPER HUMOR.

You can't measure girls love
By its sighs.-Elmirs Gazette.
Christmas is over. Nov the next
thing is TO get over Christm s.-Texas
Siit,ngs.
The dark ages are the ones that
elderly spinsters refuse to divulge.-
St. Joseph News.
Last years resolutions are being
trotted out for half sole and heel
Philadelphia Record.
1T doesn't take many pints of
whiskey to make a peck of trouble
Glens Falls Republican.
"A Chicago reporter wrote up q
''great landslide" jjust because q tramp
took bath.-Columbus Post.
When q rich man gives his mon
ey to public charity his poor relatives
never applaud.-AtchisOu Globe.
When wild young men start out
for fun they are going to have it if
they have to fight for it.-Dsllas
News.
Smiles that crack in the middle
with their metallic hardness convey
but little real cordiality.-Charlesto
News.
1t takes all sorts Of people to
make q world, Adam must have felt
discouraged at his lonely condition.
Picayune.
The debtor may have the conso-
lation Of knowing that there Is always
somebody thinking OF him.-Colum.
bus Post.
Unlike other seasons OF the year.
mankind just now seems less for get
ting and mole :or giving. phiiade.
phia Times.
The snsre OF drum Is no. d.L
gerous. 1t Is the snare OF the WHY
drummer that you want to look out
for.-Boston Post.
"A woman delights IN speakin.
acquaintance. especially il she is per-
milted to do mos, of the speakiag.-
Bipghsmton Republican.
"A young man may like girl
herself very much better thaa the
neckties she would choose for him to
wear.-Somerville journal.
The actor appears to De a frag-
mentary individual. He's always in
parts and the parts are always in
Observation-Disclosures Leader.
-"It was . green Christmas"
said the pretty girl upon whom . cal
low youth had vanished two weeks
salary.-Waahington Star.
Ia it not . little strange that
Santa Claus turns up every year, not.
outstanding the popular belief that
he goes cup the flue!''-Yonkers
james E. Gatewood, . young
man raised in Warrensburg, Is the
editor Of the Age Of Steel, . prosper
GUS st. Louis paper publiahed for the
of iron interests.
-"I am afraid that George ID tir-l
ing Of me" "Why, dear :" HE has
been telling me that l am too good q
woman to Be the wife of such . man
y he ia-Indianapolis journal.
"A good many artists who make
money in art and spend it in whiskey |
khink The man who made his money
N whiaksy and pend il in art . vul
Iar Philieins. Chicago Tmsa .
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"If thine eye be evil, thy whole
body shall be full Of darkness. If
therefore the light that is in thee be
darkness, how great is that dark
ness !"
The sermon was true in its nature
and the elder no doubt made q deep
impression upon his hearers. 1.-THE
strangest thing he said. is that that
you do not know yourself. And to
properly conceive the nature aud con-
di,ion OF the soul you must obtain
Christ, Jesus" He compared the
student Of science as he udi and
learns with large library AMI con-
slant practice so mus the Christian
if he would b,aIu t1c Ierveat spirit of
Christ, ex,erieurr mi unJ 20 ,hst
which woa!.i brne him or her nearer
TO God. lin w1yil ua.-
"a man ~. n 20 sa,g m".a'. .i
Jr'e.s ...uE was .li.s- g. .c
"a in,ed ~ith the H.. uafrrs OF
he divine power, ,in seal "a , r.si..y
seek the recess Dt yrur mart a.i
for ever 'nve.op you IL dar &nes-.
Ag n; ignHrs.ce 81 the word wDg'
ha.r I very material effect upon yuIr
sou but No excuse ,uii b. as,igne,i
tor one not knowing If tie gospel.
Would the Infinite God excuse any
one on the day Of judgement: No.
The ignorance of the natural law ex-
cuses no man and the law of God ex.
cuses no sinner.
With few more remarks of gen.
eral interest the elder concluded his
able discourse by asking the blessings
OF God to rest upon the congregation.
MINISTER'S ALLIANCE.
The preachers had a great time ut
the alliance meeting held in the Y. NJ.
G. A. rooms at 1890 this morning.
Each had something to relate about
yesterdays services.
Those present were Revs Stephens,
Boiler, Stevenson, Myers, Sneed,
Longan and Marquis.
The opening prayer was made by
Rev Stephens, after which the regular
business feature was commenced.
Rev. Boiler read the voluminous arti.
Gle embodying a vindication Of the
alliance in its recent action on the
charity ball. Considerable time was
consumed in discussing tine wisdom Of
its publication. Rev. Myers, presi-
dent of the alliance, rather favored
the idea at 6rst but when the question
bad been discussed in all its phases, he
acquiesced in the common sentiment
that it should be withheld from print
so far as the alliance was concerned.
However, it was recommended that
the article be published by some
member, thus letting 1t appear as
an individual matter. The reports of
the several preachers were then
heard.
Each reported good congregation
yesterday.
Rev. Myers stated that fully one
hundred Of his members were sick,
though he had q goodly audience at
both services.
1t was decided that the week of
prayer be held by esch church separ.
ately. A committee of three
composed of the president, and
Messrs. Longan and Stephens was ap.
pointed to arrange q programme for
the next meeting. Hereafter the al
lance convenes from 10 and to 11:30
on Monday.
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DIED

At bis residence 227 North Usage
street, Saturday night at 2 o'clock
Charles Weynd. Funeral took place
at the German Catholic church Ut
10 o'clock this morning.
The infant child of Mr.. j. Arm.
strong died at the corner Of FourtB
and Hancock streets, Sunday morn
ing. Burial took place at 2:SO this
afternoon.
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\ BIG STRIKE.

San Antonio, Texas. Dec. o.
Especial. "A strike involving 600
miles of road was inaugurated this
morning on the San Antonio and
Aranses pass road. The trouble
dates back to The discharge of Con-
ductor O'Rrien by Superintendent
Sands.
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STRAYED OR STOLEN.

One sorrel seldiug, two years old, all
feet white. blazed face also one small bav
mare, thirteen years old, ont of Gentry's
pasture: two weeks ago. Liberal reward
will be paid for information which will
lead to recovery of property.
iJ-20d2;wtf +. W. STEVENS,
J. H. PILKISGroN.
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Missouri Cheap Lands.

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The Sedalia weekly bazoo. [volume] (Sedalia, Mo.) 187?-1904, 1892-01-05

The Methodist Episcopal church,
South, was crowded last night to heal
Elder 8. H. Hunter. of Clinton, Mo,
The elder, who possesses . good de
livery, read aloud the Introductory
lines of that well known hymn, "Jusl
- l am, without one plea, etc." and
in connection with it related IN in.
stance to show the power and effect o.
such beautiful words. The choir and
congregation then joined in the ing-
ing.
The taxi WAS taken from the twenty,
third vsEss Of the sixth chapter Of 81.
Mathew:
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ladies and charity ball.
The speaker had no hind words fol
the Sedalia papers, but the Sedalis
press has in the pas, said many, many
encouraging words for the churches in
Sedalia and will do 30 hereafter.
"But the charity ball will be held
and the speaker tried to reflect on ita
respectability by telling what . gen.
tleman from st. Louis had told him,
that direputable characters generally
predominated ut such Affairs in that
city.
CUMBERLAND PRESBYTERIAN.
A good eized audience greeted Rev.
A. 81. Stephens at the Cumberland
Presbyterian church last night to hear
his discourse on the subject which
had been heretofore announced "The
Hospital and the Charity BALI"
The choir sang "Nearer my God to
Thee, and after reading from the First
Psalm, the fourth chapter Of Proven bs,
IA, Is verses and the 25th chapter Of
Mathew 34th verse, be took % his
text the first chapter Of james, 9th
verse. - follows
'sPure religion and unde6led before
God and the father i this: To WHIT
the fatherleo and widows in their At
fiction and to kssp himself unspotted
from the world"
tn snaakae hauan IN s.~; xhe%
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-07-12

troop hurried in pursuit of the
wretches, but it was too late to
bring life to that broken heart.
Pep was dead. And do not deem
1T unmanly to tell that both Jack
and myself shed bitter tears over
her still, cold face. All we could
do was done; she was given chris
tian burial, near the little Catholic
chapel, not far from the fort, and a
plain stone marks the spot to this
day.
But Black Donald and his band
remained UNPUBLISHED for many
months after the sad occurance of
thatmorning. | have lately learn
ed that he has been captured and
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! was truly glad to KIN low it, but
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Graphing for Sturgeon.

One day in March, 1851, writes
Youths Companion contributor,
was walking along the road built on
top of the great dam which. spans
the Grand River at Dunville, Ont,
when | saw curious sight. Drawn
up by the side of "a waste weir at the
west end of the dam were several
farmers deep-boxed wagons, the
owners of which were engaged in
the exciting and profitable sport of
loading them with great, founder
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In minute | was down among
the men, watching with interest
this novel mode of fishing.
The race or weir was literally fill
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ing to run up stream to spawn,
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Each of the farmers was armed
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The fish averaged from forty to
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Notwithstanding many laughable
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teen thousand pounds. Yet after
the men had driven away the waste
weir seemed as full as before!
At that time the sturgeon was
not the important article of COM
MERGE which it has since become.
These farmers would salt down the
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it as they could use, and feed the
rest to their hogs.
Now, such a catch as above de-
scribed would net the fisherman
quite respectable sum of money
perhaps three cents pound, or four
hundred and eighty dollars in all.
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Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1892-03-04

A member of the United States
geographical survey, who discovered
glacier in the Big Horn mountains
of Wyoming, says he believes that in
his recent explorations in that coun-
try he penetrated where no white
man had ever set foot before, says the
New York Post. The mountain
from whose summit he FIRST saw the
glacier was 1880 feet in height and
he gave it the name Of Cloud Peak.
As he stood on its highest pinnacle
tho glacier broke upon the sight,
stretching its fields below him. He
calculated that it was five miles long.
It extended into lake distance OF
three quarters OF mile. From one
point Of the glacier there was sheer
descent OF 1000 feet, SO that man
standing there could drop stone in
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DAVID n. HILL.

Since the death of William Cullen
Bryant, the New York Evening Post
has been Democratic annex, and a
leader Of the mugwumps; but it is
very much perturbed over the candi-
daoy of Mr.. Hill. Recently it pub
lished carefully prepared political
biography OF the gentlemen, occupy
ing several columns, on which it CON-
ments odltorially as follows: 1--WE
publish on another page of this paper
a carefully compiled record of the
political career of David B. Hill,
which we commend to the pray
consideration Of the Democratic party.
Every statement contained in the
narrative has been carefully oonsid-
cred, and is based upon official and
other evidence which we have spent
some time in collecting, and which
we believe is sufficient IN every case
to substantiate the truth of the asser-
tons made. The simple facts about
Mr.. Hills career are that he learned
his first lessons In political methods
from a man who was first dismissed
from the Union army and afterwards
convict; that his chief weapons in a
political warfare have always been
bribery, trickery, and party treachery
that he has habitually formed his po-
litical alliances with the worst ele.
ments of society; that he from his
earliest manhood, to the present mo-
ment, never associated with the re-
spectacle elements of society, but
with the base and depraved; that he
has conferred the public offices within
his gift upon the men who were the
most willing and INSCRIPTIONS in do
ing his political work; aud that the
theft of the control OF the State Sen.
ate, with which he has ended his career
as Governor, is the logical and fitting
elimination of busy lifetime of po-
litical crime. That man with suci
a political record as this Is should
presume TO offer himself as candi
date of great party for the presi
denoy OF the United States is ths
most astonishing event in our politi
cal history. Nothing approaching il
has ever happened before. or is likely
ever to happen again, for it is pre-
posterous TO assume that the expert
ment can meet with anything excep
overwhelming rebuke and failure"