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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-04-14

THE Emperor OF Germany needs a
tirst-class editor with along blue pens
Gil. lie would not get into half the
trouble he does il his speeches were
edited.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-04-14
IInoratcful.

Photographers Assistant Mrs
Van Perkins complains that her por-
traits don't look like her.
Photographer - Complains, does
she? She ought to be grateful. =
Harper'S Bazaar.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-04-14

QUEEN VICTORIA and the Duke Of
Fife have quarrcled because Fife ig-
nored royal etiquette and spoke be-
fore he was spoken to. AS monarch
Victoria is entitled to the first word:
as a woman she insists on the last
word. and she gets most of the words
that come between on general prin-
ci,1nS
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-04-14

TT is reported that Boston dentist
has been indicted for having attempt
ed to FIX the grand jury in behalf OF
the whisky trust. He probably tried
to put in some gold Filings.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-04-14
Tl,cnirical Note.

Actor-Waiter, bring me beef
steak.
Waiter-Well done?
Actor-No, raw. I'm going to play
Richard III. tonight. Texas Sift-
ingS.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-04-14

SENATOR MORRILL, meets disease
bravely, and that may, TO a great ex-
tent, account for his longevity.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-04-14

A SYSTEM Of electric cabs has been
introduced in Stuttgart, with Il de-
gree Of success that promises the per-
manent RELOCATION of the cab horse
to other fields of usefulness. The
new vehicles are already popular,
though, at present, their novelty has
much to do with the patronage they
receive.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-04-14
CURE OF THE TOBACCO HABIT.
This Young Man Relieved His Cravings
by Smoking Common Mullen.

This Young Man Relieved His Cravings
by Smoking Common Mullen.
One of the Shore Line. trains was
coming up from New York, says the
Boston Herald. A young man en-
tered the smoking car at New Lon
don, pulled a book from his grip. and
Il r. ID. from his pocket, filled the
Z. D., lighted it, and settled COM
fortably into his seat for the jour
ney.
Pretty soon a pleasant aromatic
odor began to pervade the car in his
vicinity. 1T had a suggestion OF
cubcbs, but was not cubebs. There
was a hint OF sweet fern, yet it was
different.
The drummers who were playing
whist in the opposite seats shifted
the air and looked about: SO did the
old gentleman in the seat in front of
the youth with the II. ID.
BY and by the old gentleman
turned around and said 81 beg your
pardon, young man, but may ! ask
you what you arc smoking?"
The young man smiled. 81 am
trying to break myself of smoking, "
he said. "My sweetheart objects to
tobacco. She doesn't care how much
| smoke if / let the great weed
alone. Now you. as IL smoker your
self, know that the principal pleas
ure of smoking comes from the habit
of holding the pipe or cigar in the
mouth and seeing the smoke curl
away. 1t is quite as much that az
the narcotic effects of the nicotine.
well, then, | have that pleasure
in smoking this substance. But that
is not all. While it has a very
pleasant taste and odor, burns freely
soothes the nerves and helps mate
rally any rawness Of the throat or
bronchial tubes, the peculiar thing
about it is that, after smoking it, d
cigar or tobacco in any form tastes
SO badly that man positively can't
smoke it. That's how | am curing
myself of smoking tobacco"
But what is the stuff" asked the
old gentleman.
Nothing but common MULLEN, :"
replied the young man. with smile.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-04-14
"A Tame Moose

hiiI hennlston, of Philips. Me-. has
pull moose which he has raised ~ a, -
cali, which is SO tame that he tnrn ,oi !,
OUT every warm day to browse - IS. - = !,
neighborlng fields. He catches the ~. i ~.
pun as easily as he would net lam ~ =
ana is breaking him to harness "
nltched the moose to wagon Inst s,,n ae
mer and was carried ten miles 81 s ra;i
ani, speed before he could stop the
,v dnERE is a colony of darkias !,
" es1ern Alabama which is rnlad ~ ~
by its own Queen. : iu'eu over
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-04-14
shows;

In the deed under WnlCn Snak-
spaare purchased for the sum of s450
the uneXpired term in the titles OF
Stratford, Old Stratford, Bishopton,
and Welcomb, Shakespeare is found
once, Shakespear once: once there is
a simple initial, and in the remain
ing ten cases the name appears with
the second h, viz: Shakespeare,
three: Shakespeare, five times:
Shakespeare, once, and Shakespeare
once.
In the registers of Smithteld,
1867, record is made Of the burial
of margaret Saxpcre, widow, being
times the wyH of Henry Shakspere.
Here are variations enough from
which to choose spelling for the
name, but it may as we'll be added
that the best authorities have fixed
as a standard upon Shakespeare.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-04-14

~ 80 W.
short, fat and sal
low. Harter's face
is fresh. BANDS
h a S a decidedly
tanned look. Har-
ter looks clean.
Bland appears to
belong to the great
unWashed. He is
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-04-14

MICHAEL u. HARTER. circulars to the bank
ers of the country, and if money and
brains will accomplish what he wants
he will probably succeed.
Mr.. Harter is forty-tWo years old.
He is a straight, business-like looking
man, with dark, rosy face, bright,
sparkling eye, and hair which is well
sprinkled with gray. He dresses in
business clothes, is quick in his move
ments, and is packed full Of nervous
activity He is a well-read man, a
pleasant talker, and n member Of the
most prominent Democratic clubs OF
the country. Mr. Harter has retired
from business since he has taken up
politics. Mr.. Harters home at Mans
field, Ohio, is a pretty red brick, with
large lawn about it. 1t is just OPP
posite the mansion Of Senator Sher-
man. and is presided over by Mrs.
Harter, who has attracted attention
as one OF the fines, looking OF the
later arrivals in Washington society.
Silver-Dollar Bland is the reverse
of Harter in every respect. He Is
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-04-14

and he is willing TO
spend money in carry
ing out his schemes.
He first attacked sill
yer t hrough the
Grand Army posts,
and it cost him while
he was doing it from
500 to 5000 a week
in pos tage and clerk
hire. He next sent
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-04-14
TWO NOTABLE STATESMEN.
Hard-Money Hacser and Mr.. Silver-Doilar
Bland.

Mr.. Harter, says q Washington
writer, is man Of independents means,
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-25
New-York and Boston Pullman Limited
BETWEEN
NETWORK AND BOSTON
Ncw-YOrk q Northern Railway
NcW-YOrk & Nrw-England Railroad.

In connection with Manhattan Elevated Railway solid train
4 PULLMAN SLEEPER PASSENGER, and BA"GAoH
CARS ,lasc both ST. terminus and 9th Ave. Elevated
daily including Sunligs at II 80 T. NJ. arriving in
Bj.ton foot sumner ST.. 40 \. NJ baggage checked
through a. X l. y stations. sd 81. St Ave. and
lj5,h aid sth Ave.
TIE Ncw-Yos Transfer Company VIII call for and check
baggage % destination from hotels or residence IN any
pat Of city upon application 10 any Of their various
onIccs in :, ."-lOA Brooklyn.
PRINCIPAL TICKET OFFICES IN NEW-YORk
CITY. Aicad, Now, Rooms. Il Broadway and 800
Ii oGwav wle:c Pullman reservation can b. Obtained
Sleeper, oren accommodation OF passengers one hour
bcfoe lowing tine o. traln.
II. II. NRffLAND. l. NJ. ALLEN.
OenI Manages. EenI Pass Agent
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-25
WEST SHORE RAILROAD.

q. \. &. A. IL. H. It. 60, i-c7.ecJ
Train, leave West 4.d-st stau0n, New YORK. as fol.
low. ana earlier from r.. franklin ST. y H.
:i;yO 4. VI. Daily Newburgh, Kingston. Albany
duy La. SundIy, wCSJ %. N"cyman IS. .,.--,
7iIJ 4. ia ~ for Alb eNc pt sunday Moht cal
$3.50 4. N.-Dly for Drny, tta. syracuse IIochcs.
Ter. BInalo Niagara Falls. Detroit Chicago; except
saturday Tor Toronto.
Ili3j a. VI. Daily except Sunday. for Albany and
100 r. VI. Daily. except sunday; for Alba1y; g.
.l,Il 4. VI. Daily for Albany, M3ht.fol, uucA Syle
" 'y- I.oche,t.r. BuGilo Xiig.rs Fails Ioroato. Do.
& DIT Chicago, st. Louis. ,,. .
$50 =. W. Daily. except Sunday Tor Ne"Dufsh' A.
an >ii0toea ana MOntrcfi.
s.t5 ~ NJ DAILY Tor Albany, tea Syracuse. Eoehes
~. Iuiao. NJ. glia faiis Toronto, Detroit. ChieIgo
II kVERSrEAw LOCALS 2i5. g :45 p, NJ.
NI.XBURG LOCALS, . 20. 'lOlo a. NJ, j 10, 80
Z rs 90 30, 'll.ij =. NJ. So, 49,.
Sl.eurg for Buffalo. MAGMA fah> iofssto.
Oct OFT, CHICAGO, all through trnins -. .,.-,- -
ll'Iiy. 10 tickets, .tabc- plTlor ana slaspins
accom- modal M o. irio rnation Apply Offices FrooE
iyn sSS Washnetcr 81 72O fg" - An"eeEN 4st'
loot Of FutoAst Ncw.Yo-k Cry I'll li5 80 90,
-: Broa1vay i'a ro"ey. 81 Iaas' i4t''st'' % we'
0. r LAMBERT. General Passenger Agent
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-25

l.iifs. ....a ...rIt-s. & 90. II 30
Win ing Gar. a. NJ. 49, /. IL. 90 with Dang
% 10. 20 . s. 80 T.. NJ. II 10 night
Sundly-. 9.uD 10 30. a. 80. With Dlnng Car, a. NJ
] 90, 3 81. MA D.n.As a. D 10 WV T.. 81. - rs
night.
Ha moro oal ws.a!aecc Expre-s d'!ly At Co. II :32
&c !" Iaitmotr oalyl +. N y =, aish;; 40 "a
H. Z co. 3 90. Z 81 80 = NJ. - IS nlsht exceD,
satafd,s n.-t' sunday. ~ 80 \. NJ. ~ 3 80 90
10. fIlfll-1l4- "n 80. - 4 II. 1 90 80.
60 o. > 50 l. " l. Is nl-ht except satufdIy ngh.
SuUeay.. - 80 \ 81. V9. 100. 80 +. N. l. Is
Lght . - -
40l. 8 l.. ~ - a. MINT eNc u saturday nignt. Sun
dr. y - a. y ~ 81 -, =, A., np - ~ J. % nSn.
. &, 81. JJ 30 : - i. NJ. y - nlght. except
Sat. ray night Sunday 10 A. NJ. 10 T.. ~. II rs
midnght . a., - 49,
o. 7I5 - \. ". o0. 80. 3 rs. 80 " Alien
town T. " Sundays. go. - A NJ. ] 90 80 Z. NJ
Us NUnc-btrr Ptt-tlu ana scranton. 5 IS A. NJ.
- ni.an iidr' b.anch. 90. II 80 A NJ. 40
l. b. rfs53. 30. - ii 80 4 NJ 3d. 3d. 9s
p ".
Pleasant. 30 5 10. !: 80 4 u. ! 80. a. q 40 Red
ocean 'r,tr or1 A-burr PARK " 900 \. NJ. 90 y. NJ
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-25
Furnished tjonscs iDan Cd.

.,rJ1NTED 10 ELNr.-Respoasble party desires to OBJ
w I'm for family use fully furnished house. until
w '' t,e,,,ccn 3ith ana jnth sts. SNth amt Madison
Api. ,Stn 10 .gth St.. prcfcc best care arlnte
a., A. once with full pa ticulas, L. o. Box 1885,
XeW.York CRY.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-25
CENTRAL RAILROAD OF NEW JERSEY.

Trains leave station foot Liberty
WASHINGTON J-uOIK FLYER DAILY. 1880
"piiiiADELPIIIA FAST LINE, EXCEPT SUNDAY.
'HiKiNTOy EXPRE--. EXCEPT SUNDAY, si5
4. NJ. 1870 T.. VI.
For Philadelphia, Baltimore G Washington
ROYAL BLUE LINE.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-25
AMusemeuIs.
A TO NIGHT AT 8 10. Lenox Lyceum.
~. ANTON SEIDLS

4 TO NIGHT AT 8 10. Lenox Lyceum.
~. ANTON SEIDLS
GRAND CHRISTMAS PROGRAMME
CHRONOLOGICAL WAGNER NIGHT.
EXCERPTS Wagners Music Dramas, Tannhaeuser 70
parsifal PLAYED In the order composed --.,.
ANTON SElDI AND METROPOLITAN ONCHESIHA
Miss AMANDA FABRIS, soprano; .
Mis-, GERTRUDE NAY STEIN, Contrato.
Ten other princiI0l Soprani and contfalti A..
A choir u twenty four women voices, selected from
pfolrlnent rw-YOrk Church Cbolfs. ,r..,,r..c M.
CHAS. KAISER and WILLIAM STEVENS Tenors,
Herr EMIL FlSC HER. Base
TANNuAEU SEIt-Overture & Bacchanale-Parls ver'ion
ORCHESTRA AND CHOIR. - -
LOUFNGRIN fOfchc.t q and Miss tabrs r,ss's prlan
TRISTAN orchestral Prelude and isode's Deata
orrurSrP, Miss FARtIs. Eva Mr. kAlsr,n
"i' ~" Walther Mis- Stein, Magdalna; MI.
ana Stevens, David
Herr EMIL FISCHER uans Sachs:
THE RING OF THE NlBfI.t NGfN. -.
WALKC ERF-"Wotan's FAREWELL and Magic Fire scene
0RCHESIKt AND MR. FiS,cHER .,o p,,,,.
SIFGFETF CUfSTRA 'Siegficd and ne lru,
GGFTTfRDA EMMElI N6-( Orchestra. Slcgtri DIS Death
PAI,SIFNI The Entire Flower ''il Sce.-
(Orchcst:a Parsifa and twentyfour female voices as
the Flower Madens. - ,,,r,,r
USUAL POPULAR PRICES PREVAIL
30 cents adml sion. Reserved seats 30 cents extra
Analvtca free Of charge ard seats can DE oo'
tanned at BOX Oalcc all day after 3 80 A. M
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-25
Reading Railroad System.

Anthracite Coal used exclusively. in-urng Ccnni.
and comfort.
Pullman Parior and Sleeping Cars.
Station Foot OF Liberty St, North River.
Time Table In eject December IS, 1892
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-25
Gin propertn for Sale.
FOR StI,t

FOR StIt.
rAo now and clcgant foHi-~f'r hrh.siool stone and
innn 10, mont house IL TO 81 WESTSsTH STIR TT
yer a. The mOSt ,tantia manner By day hard.
pun trimmtd pirQue flooring open plumbing tiled bath
WOW Terms 70 suit. NOW Opea. Apply Estate OF
,,19'"D ALDKlCH - Broadway.
,,oR sALE-pr,Vatc sjable in East 3odet, near ith-
X 0ole For particulars inquire OF
S'" iULnND & WHITING. Beekman-st.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-25
FOR LAKEWOOD,

at 80 10 a. NJ 80 g 40 oYcciaj. -. 10 L. NJ.
fof lA,ef. BaGncgat Para aud Barnegat. 1870.
80 8 u 81. .-ll l. ~. -.
ror Atlantic city. N.reilnd and Brdeeion 80 a. NJ.
for Monmouth Hcacl seabris,t and Highland Beach.
80, q 3D. II 30 \. ~. 80 40. 90. 4 20 T. NJ
Sunday. 300 \. NJ. On J.. NJ ..
Icko AID Iarofsr ,o9,s can be proor,ed at ~ .SS
Canal - ~ Fast l4h St 80 Columbus Az, aud 50
Wcst I25th s. New YORK. 333 was'mcton St 40 Full
Ncstcott Express Co. WI call Tor and check baggage
from hotel 5csldsnce 20 destination.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-25
Trains IcHVr VIA
LEHICH VALLEY RAILROAD,

Trains leave via
LEHICH VALLEY RAILROAD.
BIFFALo, TOKONTO AND CHICAGO EXPRESS
DAILY ~.1j \. W., 1880 4. VI
SCKhNTnN ENPRE--: ENCEpT - NDAY. sis
4 W.. 1880 =. VI. 3lj r. W.. 1870 VI.
For Buffalo, Rochester Niagara Falls,
Toronto, Chicago and the West
At 10 ... .sJ -. Sundays, 10 80 m.
fsr Ea,tor 90 10 a. M, II 80 .lj 40, cl5,
p. IL. sunday 100. ; 10, IL 20 - M, 40. so
y. L..
Tor Bethlehem. Allentown and Mauch Chunk. 100.
IS l. - & 49, except Mauch Chuuk), $40. s:l5,
30 = T. Slnaay, 80 B rs, IL 90 a. m. $40. 80
u.
For Po,'syile. slj m. Il 80. 3:'5 p. sundays.
IL 90 u.
For He.con s15 a. u 80 $40. Z: 80 p m. sun
day. Is IL 90 a 80 p IN
ront, IN The M-.anoy cod region Of sI5 . m,
II 40 a. o. ~. sunsay>. s.l5. IT 90 a ~.
For Wigc, bare. Plttson and scranton, Bi5 \. n,
IL 30 -. 80 D. IL sundays, except Scranton $40
ror Emls us a m. u 80. 80 .. m. suncsys
8 is q. NJ, 80 =.
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-25
Da,,,,,,rc. imclsavnnna and " cstern II. Il.
s,,cr. In New OF Barclay and Christopher
sroYTEsr LINE. Vh%TiBi LED rHAINS.


SHORTEST LINE. vh~TIBt LED TEAMS.
n LB.,iAN tOAtnL@. . ,.,..r
DEL ciAI I;' fnE oiiSG, summit. rsiaaa ne ns.
Gg Ridge. Madison Mo.i'''9T%1, Ia'11i'
I J1ii SSTcCSt, Uackettstown, SCHOLARS NOM
TAIN' Wasiingloo, FHILLlPsBl 10, AstON.
St4A1htHi9NH Tf7roS WiIiTFEfHAEiE NATT Nh
n0se rlNGHAM!i2tIii ThtD' SrNS jo T1f
sYEACusE, 0swtGO iIHAAIA GG%I;EEGGo; ELMIRA
Soi;NiN( 9ATil DA%i ls As EST all
edo 4. M.-i.UflALO; UTICA and os"EGQ TX.
viii 3a!n iof INC 10. arriving 9:45 a. next
,l nSFJ a. 9u.-BIxGnAMroN MAIL. Stops at prlnci.
ado p r,"'Wu"'. SCRANTON BiNGHAMToN and Ell.
4i NifH MMfsHtffSHNrtS wiLK ESsnARE and PLYM
- tArtSs H q;lI1In ol I In,wlito EXprrss
900 =. II. 'Sfl sfiiiSSjtff1L0 tIIcA and oswEco
iIchEl ss and r f'ulTLLMAN AccoMMoD4rIoys at 70
murray and f2Y liroal|%y 1iS;s At 5 5r{ 'a l
sS ana ~ EroaG t va rs F,SS.s nd
Ses Bcdfcri.aye BrooFyn Time tables giving ;rll IN
wsSFsTcorIr EXPRESS CoMPANYw:,: call FOR ana
check baggage from hotel or residence q hcstha''.
NEw.YORK. ONTARIO .Nn WEsTERN RAILWAY
' TRAINS LEAVE WEST 42D-ST.
$40 A. An 40 Lnutcs non mo 100 y! is"-'
inst, .or Mo- town goomil spu5gn, lort Isr,s
Monticello MOuutainGae Iasburgn, iio ,,6n beEi
Sdn Y Norwich Etn estOl Icl lsD,, on u, ein,e
3.I5 M tanYb al Lag Wt MoaS%H ans sloo iIs:
burgh Elicnvle Pittsburgh HufieyV'lie' i'0e'"' Law
s,o, Nano. I.ocsland walton; sidney N."eh 0neicai
Oswego Rochester. Niagari ras y Jo I csr f,ce TO
West Pullman sleeisis' rFe''"'"s''"''' W.
psy al ote- trim. daily cxcept so9ssy berth,
coy" C. XSDE.soS o 4. SC peave'.st Nsw'f'fs
New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-25
BALTIMORE. WASHINGTON, AND THE
>nITH

days, Pullman NcstlDuio Iailor cas-. NesabUlc
Passenger Coaches. Dining Car 20 Baltimore arriving
in Washiu pton 40 p.
800 u. M Congressional Limited" daily. Pullman
Ncsubule Pai or Cas- and Dining O." rNing W. IN
iuctOn % p. No eNna IA" hcyO usual Pun
nan charges either Of thrse train.
a. NJ, : 700. 30. 30 ~. D. E>pi.-,. 600 ana
Oc p. N. and IL - night Suuda;. Is AM : -
p m. and - II nrht. For Il ltnorc only, 90 p N.
For Atlantic city 100 p weekdays, with Through
For Cape May. 20 p. n. w,ck.d
For Long Brargh, A'6ury ia.S. G.a Gl?yc an roi1t
p IL. week days sundays - - ard 3 Is y. M.
DO not stop at Asbuiy Park end Octal Gfo,e Oh
FOR PHILADELPHIA
Express: 90. g. %. 90. 80. go. 20 90 700
Washington Limited with Dining Car. II 200 a. &c..
~: 200 noon rrnua Limited. with Dining car. l. 20,
700. 200 90. $3.50. 900. 80 . 1000. 81 90 go,
80. 90 ond 800 p. n, ana l. - night Accom-.
TNprn,s G15 go . 90. 10 90 a. DO. l2 100 noon
I.1ltsdl. 90 20. > 90. so 80 90 and
900 p. IA, and X 10 night Accommodation, . 90
Time-tntIc- Of trains to local points on the P,nn.
Offices: Nos 1873 so. 9i+ 1928. 113 and pol Broad.
way, A~tor House l5 La l-,tA - rt ia W',t
10Th Street PSI Columbus ~ S.Nth AN.nuo
D. sbfo~se> and ,o't aIGt Cpgft
Street. $50 Fulton ST Get - broadway and Bfpokyn
Annex Stnt0n. foot - Fufea street. u oYkvn; 100
The Ncw.Yoik Transfe- Company wall TO- check
tscCare from ho, AID residence through dctnatiOn
CHAS. r.. PUtSII. !. T.. WOOD.
General Manage. General Iass'r Agent.
The morning call., 1892-02-01
BASEBALL TOPICS.
Consolidation TO BE Discussed
This Week.
A Meeting Set for Tuesday When the Question
Will Be Settled-Gossip Concerning
the Players.

When Finn gets back from Los Angeles
he and Harris, Robinson, President None
and Mr.. VandeTbeck will talk some more
about consolidation. They may also give
vent TO a few remarks on the adyisability Of
dumping Sacramento and gathering Los
Angeles into the baseball fold
In The meantime many rumors are atiUat
as to what viii eventually be done, but no
one seems to know just how these all
absorbing questions VIII be settled. An
executive meeting. it is said, Will be held on
Tuesday of this week.
It has not been so very long ago that a
number Of magnaies representing the two
leagues met in this city and decided to con-
soldate if q reasonable rate could be Sc
cured with the railroad company. Then
the northern men went home to further dis
cuss me subject with their colleagues, while
a committee Of magnates here conferred
with The transportation people. The result
of this interview was not encouraging, still
the California magnates hung on yet little
while longer, waiting 20 hear conSolida-
ton ChiTrp from the Pacific northwest.
Nothing was heard, however, save robust
kick. which now and then came by Assocl-
ated Press from Henry Hudson Of Port
land
After several days spent in earnest
thought on the subject the California mag
The morning call., 1892-02-01

joke the artist swung a black cloak over his
shoulder, tore off the blonde wig and beard,
replaced them with Jet black suit of long
hair, cOrked his eyebrows, slapped on
Florentne mustache OF raven hue, and sang
a snatch of the FRA POGO" from "Iucia di
Lammermoor." The thing didn't take
twenty seconds, but it drew the attention
of the crowd so fervently that five minutes
later he was selling warranted corn cure
as fast as eager hands could graphic for the
boxes al % cents apiece. He was, in sooth,
a man Of many parts.
His neighbOr from this on had an attrac-
ton IN the shape OF wagon, in which was
seated a lady with a zo-soprano voice
and parlOr organ. The organ had been in
tune once. So had the voice. Asa finale
to the performance came panegVric by an
orator, who had mistaken his vocation, on
the merits of compound warranted to set
the byStanders' lives in action ten wears
after they had been cold IN The grave.
There must have been torpid livers in the
crowd, for the quarters were offered quite
as eagerly as the bottles of the anti-biIious
preparation. 1t was like the Ethiopian's
story OF the turkey that could not be
cooked at Christmas. The Critter. had swal-
lowed a box OF "anti-billus" pills, and there
was mo bile in i'm"
A little further on the reporter deserted
a ssingng crowd that betokened either
verbal or fstic conflict. On nearing the
spot II dppedleu EhAL waterfront MISSION
airy, fer revenue only, and champion of
Tom Paine had gotten into a wrange. The
Tom Pain-ite, fresh from an anniversary
celebration, urged his adversary to dispute
il like man." and hurled whole paragraphs
from Common Sense" and Age Of Reason"
at bis opponent, who was equally apt with
Biblical quotations. Christianity might have
Jared badly at both ends had it not been for
an OppOrtune diversion created by Jew
elry peddler who Numbered forth his readi-
ness to tie rope around his neck that no.
body could undo, yet which he would slip
off with his little fingers in two seconds.
The interesting possibilities Of stranglug
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water, but this is the real re son: AT high
tide that portion of the bach in which the
clam does business is covered with from
three TO ten feet of water, and II is there
fore utterly impossible for Patsy Cahill 10
get at him with his shOTt-handled shovel
No wonder, then, that the CLAIMS life Is
ono unbroken dream of bliss at flood tide.
No less than five of the young men VINO
played bal here the past season are now I'D
the theatrical business, or have been at
some time in their lives. -Four OF them are
graduates from the ColonePS school OF COM
edy The lamented Mr.. Lawson, after he
vas fred from the Oakland team, joined q
gaiety company in the East MI Lawson S
part IN the cast was not mentioned On the
programme, but he was probably chewing
PASTE for the bill-sticker.
When Jack Cedar was relieved OF the
arduOus duty of guarding third base 1or the
Colonel he Joined a spectacular snow and
took charge of the moonlight department
and directed pale, silvery beams on the
Amazons who did the grand march.
Peter Sommers, before coming here to be
clasped to the C0lonePs yearning bosom ior
a short while, was doing break-neck song
and dance act on the variety stages OF CHI
cagO and other large cities.
The latest star trat has broken loose
from RCbnS0n's galaxy is Danny Long,
who has gene on the read with the " and
A" Company, after playing heartTendlng
engagement with the 4" Me and Tip Farce
Comedy Company. Next we will hear Of
the C0lonePs men getting jobs In dime
museums.
Toby Lyons, who pitched for Harris early
In TIE season, is now doing refined song
ana dance for his daily bread, but would
rather play bail for beer