Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-11-07


,.na ,,,.,,o,, ~ bloodshcd when tho
teacher interfered AZ -piIihildod Of tho
girl who had begun ~ erJ Anout tho
deltoid what was the result when Nr.
Magruder kissed her.
"Why, merely n contraction Of tho
orbicularis oris muscle, thus, aaid the
student rs she leaned over and kissed
Mr.. Magrudcr.
Magrudcrs brother Ia tho cupboard
thought maybe II wasn't 80 very solemn
for Mr.. Magruder after all. lie con.
sidered this portion Of the exercises In n
certain sense soothing But all tho stu.
dents said 1t was perfectly scandalous,
and Mrs. Magruder, after informing tho
offender that hereafter when illustration
OF any point Of the lesson was needed II
would DO supplied by herself, ordered
her to go 10 the foot of the class and 20
learn eighty new bones as a punish
ment
"Do You hear mo, missY demanded
Mrs. Magruder whom che perceived that
that contractor of the orbicularis oris
muscle did not bulge
"Yes,n she said, II am conscious Of n
vibration striking against the membrane
tympanum, and being transmitted
through the labyrinth until It agitatcs
tho auditory nerve, which conveys tho
impression 10 tho brain"
Correct" said the professor. "Then
obey me, or | will call my biceps and
hoxorH and scapularis into action and put
You In your place by force"
"yes, and we will help her with our
spinatus and infraspiralis," exclaimed
the rest Of tho oiass.
Magrudor'a brother in tho gloom OF
his cupboard did not comprehend tho
character Of these threats, but ho had u
vague idea that the life Of that lovely
young aawbones was monacod by fire.
arms and other engines Of war OF n
peculiarly deadly description. He felt
that the punishment was too severe for
the crime. Magrndor himself, no WIS
convinced, would have regarded that
orbicularis operation with courageous
foriitudc and heroic composuro.
Mrs. Magrudcr then proceeded TO give
the class practice In certain operations
In medical treatment. She yacoinatcd
Magrudor on the loft arm, while one Of
tho students blod his right arm aud
showed her companions how to tie up n
vein. They applied leeches 20 his nose
under the professors instructions; they
cupped him on the shoulder blades; they
exercised themselves in spreading mus
tard plnstcrs on his back; thoy timed
his pulse; they held ont his tongue with
pinchors aud examined It with u micro.
scope, md two or three enthusiastic
students kept lowering round Magrudcr's
leg with q saw and carving knife until
Magrudcr's brother In retirement in ia,
cupboard shudderod with apprehension,
At last Magrudor began TO revive. llC
turned over; no sat up; no stared wildly
at the company; he looked at his wife
then he sank back upon the sofa and
said TO her in n feeble voice;
Henrietta, somehow or other fee
awfully funny"
Funnyl Magruder's brother con
sldored that after tho performance OIL
the class Magrudor ought TO feel funny
enough 10 edit comic paper. VI,
emerged from the cupboard. aud seizina
chair determined TO tell tho Who'll,
story. Mrs. Magruder and tho elias
screamed. but he proceeded. Then NJ
rose Magrudcr and discussed tho suhiec
with yehemenco. while his brothe
brandished his chair and Joined in IN,
chorus.
Mrs. Magruder and the class cried
and said Mr.. Msgruder was brute an,
had no love for science. But Mr.. Ma
grinder said that as for himself, "Hani
soionco" when woman became Fl
infatuated with it as to chop mp he
husband to help IL along, And hi
brother said that he ought to put 1t il
even stronger terms than that.-Yanke'
Blade.