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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-19
PERSONAL.

W o. MITCHELL, speaker Of the Iowa house.
said TO be The first native IoWan 70 occupy that
position
WITHIS the next few months Prince George
OF Wales will take his seat in the House OF
Lords as Duke Of Kent.
DIsRAELI used TO say that single look upon
the jolly face of tire mother OF the Princess
Mary Of Teck was cure for the blues.
GIN. FRANCIS A. Waller has boon invited 70
deliver the Grafton at the dedication OF the
soldiers memorial arch in Concord, y. q.
NEAL Dow is now 81 years old, and is living In
house in Portland which be built in 1923. He
says be has not yet done fighting for prohi-
bition.
JAY GOULD Is credited with being an omni-
vorOus and tireless reader and to be as well
posted upon books and papers as he is upon
stocks and dividends.
PRoF HALE and Prof. McLachlin, Of Cornell
University, have been induced to accept posi-
tons In the new Chicago University, where they
will be paid 5000 a year.
Mrs. VIRGINIA THOMPSON. a daughter Of Alex
ander Campbell. who founded the Camp
bellite' sect, has been postmaster Of Louis
vile under five administrations.
ELLEN TERRY's superb wig OF white hair which
she wears in IrvinR's production Of Henry VIII,
40 CUT Iulu ueF InOtDerS DearQ 70 relfeVe Deu-
ralgla, and made upinto wig for the daughter.
IF were young man" said John G. Whit
tier recently, Il should ally myself with some
high. and, at present, unpopular cause an
devote my every effect to accomplishing its
success"
MISS WHITNEY, the Boston sculptor, has been
chosen to execute the bust of Mrs. Harriet
Beecher stowe. for which the funds have been
contributed by some Of the great novelist's
friends and admirers in Connecticut.
Miss KATE FURBIsH Names botanlst, has
Travelled thousands of miles over that state in
connection with her "Flora of Maine" She
generally travels alone, carries no weapons
and says she has not in her twenty years. ex-
of
DR. NATHAN E. BRILL. who succeeded Judge
mcAdam as president of the New York Society
or Medical Jurisprudence, is vigorous de-
fender of the electrocution law, even to the ex-
clusion of newspaper reporters. He would al
low at executions. however, a limited repre-
sentation of the Associated Press.
The late Cardinal Manning was tall, gaunt
man. with vigorous frame and large head
that was almost completely bald. He had a
face that bore the impress of old Roman firm
ness, and he looked Ike the picture OF a great
churchman of old. He was a teetotaler unlike
many of his predecessors. and ate only enough
to keep body and mind in healthy condition
There was absolutely no ostentation about
him.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-19
The Cash Discount on Dogs.

A stout old man in gray ulster hailed q
Fourth avenue car at Worth street the other
| day, says the New York Tribune. One hand
was occupied with a rather impetuous bulldog
| on "a chain and the other one waved a baggy
| umbrella. When the car stopped the man
! hauled the bulldog up to the rear platform and
said to the conductor:
Take dorg on your car?"
! mo"
Me and John William has got to get up
| town"
Can't help it; watkins good"
Let me ride on the platform and hitch John
William to the braRe?"
The conductor agreed to this, and John Will
lam trotted placidly along the Bowery without
mishap, beyond the upsetting of two newsboys
| Somehow nobody wanted to get off the car on
| John Williams side. and people on the crossings
waiting for the car to pass kindly gave John
| William all the room he wanted. At Seven
| teenth street. however. there was a crosstown
car in waiting, and the driver, Intent on the
| hairbreadth escape of the rear platform which a
| crosstown driver loves to make, reckoned with
| out John William, who was patterng calmly
| along beside the step.
| Hey, hey hold on" called the old man on
| the platform excitedly. But it was too late;
| there wasn't room between the crosstown horse
| and the platform Of the Fourth avenue car To-
| even the alert John William to pass and it
seemed as II the dog must be inevitably crushed
| John William, however, regarded it otherwise
| He seemed to know that his only chance lay in
| breaking his chain. So by quick bound to the
| farthest side Of the crosstown horse he brought
the whole strain upon the chain across the
horses chest, and swapping his bonds like q
| string, he trotCed calmly up Fourth avenue after
his master.
We'll, now. amt he dog" calculated the
| conductor admirngly
"There amt his beat in Network" responded
his owner proudly. ''Of course, there's other
dogs here and there he added as a great con
cession, but they simply amt in it with John
| William. / wouldn't take $75 cash for that
| dog"
hoe &c 4 1T.
| There was another man on the platform. He
| looked John william over critically u silence
| and two blocks further on he said:
I'm give you $40 for your dog.
Mean itY" asked John Williams owner
| anxiously.
| Certainly"
"Cash; no bluff"
| "Of course"
| "Coshl He's your dorv"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-19
A Fat Fee.

Not long ago Morris Butler, son of John IL
Butler. who had just arrived home from an
evening party at o'clock in the morning
heard carriage drive up to the house. says the
Indianapolis Netcs, and a moment later
answered ring at the door-bell. A young man
of handsome face and energetic manner blurted
out without ceremony:
What states can cousins legally marry inv
II don't know" said Mr.. Butler, as soon as he
could recover from the effects OF his visitor :
bluntness, "but will ask father"
He went upstairs and, after much knocking,
aroused his father.
Father" said he, what states can cousins
legally marry inf"
kansas" was the single word in response.
between what sounded suspicously like shores,
Mr.. Butler returned downstairs
well, what does he say2" asked the visitor
Kansas, replied young Mr.. Butler. lacon-
ically.
Thank you" The door was closed and the
young visitor was gone.
Nothing further was thought of the incident
until yesterdays mail brought Mr. Butler a
certified check for $500 for legal advice" from
his hitherto unknown client This is probably
the highest rate per word ever paid for legal
advice. 1t divides into 800 per syllable, and
| S3S IS per letter.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-19
Making a settlement Difficult.


The Chilean government pretends TO want
q peaceful settlement Of its difficulty with
this country, but some hing 70 prevent
such settlement is being done ell the time
in Chile. A few days ago some roughs in
Valparaiso stoned the men in Commander
Evans gig. showing that the same feeling Of
hostility that led 70 the outrage upon the
Baltimore's sailors still exists. In our dis
patches yesterday there was a dispatch
from Commander Evans in which it was
shown that the chilean government claims
the right to take Chilean refugees from
neutral vessels stopping at Chilean ports.
Two refugees had been delivered on board
the cruiser Yorktown, and arrangements
had been made to send them 20 European
merchant vessels, but this flaw had to be
changed when the decision Of the Chilean
government had been received. This
decision, it seems, was arrived
at because Commander Evans saluted
the Spanish minister when he brought
the refugees on board the Yorktown. That
the salute was a proper one there Is no
doubt, and the Chilean government was
guilty of discourteous conduct in taking the
course it did with respect TO it.
This country does not want war with
Chile 1t would be costly and there would
be very little glory in it, butt may become
necessary to teach Chile that there are
bounds beyond which she will not be per-
mitted to go in showing her ill-will to this
country.
1t is expected that the entire correspond
ence between the Chilean government and
this government will be sent to congress
this week, together with such recommend
ations with respect to it as the President
may consider advisable to make. IL is not
believed that he will recommend an attack
upon Chile, and it is not thought that con-
gress favors such course. But it is prob
able that congress will be influenced to
great extent. by public sentiment after
the correspondence has been read
throughout the country. The war senti-
ment is not strong, but it would soon be-
come so If it became apparent that Chile
insisted upon pursuing policy that invited
war. If Chile was a strong nation there
would be less patience with her than there
has been. but this country cannot afford to
have the impression prevail in South
America that it is afraid to insist upon an
apology for an insult aud reparation for an
iv,f,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-19
BRIGHT BITS.

PAPA. said a laxative little girl, Fam !
made Of dust?"
mo, my child. If you were you would dry up
once IN while. "-Sdn Francisco Wasp.
Mr. WAYBAoK-I want to buy brush.
Drug Store Clerk-Tooth brush?
Mr. W.-Naw. What would want a tooth
brush forY They amt no hair on my teeth.
Chicago Press.
LORD NoBBY Ito Nevada N ick)-Y' must ave
lived ere good while, sh?
Nevada Nick-See that mountain thar
That was hole in the ground when l came
here.-Drdke's Magazine.
81 SHOULDN'T think you'd care 20 live here in
New Jersey, so far from drug store"
20, that's all right. You drop nickel In the
slot machine up at the station and get all the
quinine you want.
MABEL" said her mother, unless you have
pressing business this evening"
- haven't, mamma" interrupted Mabel.
This Is Georges evening Harry doesn't come
till tomorrow night. "-NeW YORK Herald.
MoTHER-Have you seen Mr. Browns son
since he got home from college?
Daughter-Yes, saw him last night.
HAS he improved much2"
20, awfully Hos got mustache. Comic
II LIKE to see you cut beefsteak, Mr. Lively, -
said the board mistress to the new man. "You
do II with such grace and ease"
That's not surprising. l worked twenty
years in a leather factory cutting out the soles
AOA hOo'J 94iOSSs Times.
A GENERAL OPINIoN.-The young man re-
calls divers damsels who have refused him il
the past, then whispers tenderlyl: ETHEL, 1 an
| utterly unworthy of you" And there is thG
| sound of lost soul in his voice. That's pre-
cisely what papa and mamma Think George
she replies. And for long time thereafter ht
is silent.-LUe.
MABEI-Yes, I give you my hand with my
| heart in 1t.
| Jack-Tou cannot do that.
| Mabel-Why not?
Jack-Your hand is too dantily small to hold
such a large heart.
That made the engagement irrevocable
! Hdrper's BGzGr
| OLD BOARDER-Mrs. Irons, who is that new
man that got up from the table and went GU
| just now?
Landlady-He's an engineer.
| "A civil engineer"
| mo. Uncivu. Wanted to know IL he'd b,
expected to eat stewed gooseberries oftenel
| than three times day."-Chicdgo Tribune.
| SoLICIToR's SPoUsE-What makes you look 81
| worried lately? You're not like yourself
Great Lawyer-Well, l am having som,
| trouble downtown.
Spouse-Now, you must tell me all about it,
| lawyer-Wel you see, want to keep th
Office open until 5. and the office boy wants t
| close at 4, and we can't seem to arrange mat
| terS.-BostOn Courier.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-19
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-19

The republican papers find good deal of
I satisfaction ia calling the resolution intro
/ duced byRepresentative Holman, and passed
I by the House, "5-cent buncomben resolu-
ton.
Whether or no. 1t is a buncOmbe resolu-
ton will be known very soon. It Is only
natural that the republican organs should
try to break the effect Of 1t by ridiculing it.
The last congress appropriated nearly
billion dollars. and the country became
alarmed at such extravaganza. That was
republican congress. aud it was
more reckless in voting away the
peoples money than any previous congress.
The republican organs are trying to draw
attention away from the billion-dollar
congress by sneering at the efforts Of the
present congress to keep the appropriations
within reasonable bounds.
The present congress will not withhold
money from meritoriOus public works, nor
will il cut down the clerical force of the
government to an extent that would cripple
the public service But there is every rea-
son for thinking that it will cut off ex-
penses that are unnecessary and insist that
the government shall be administered
economically.
Mr.. Holman has a reputation for object
ing to aUY waste of the public money, but
he does not object to expenditures, however
large they may be, which are absolutely
necessary, and from which beneficial re-
suits may reasonably be expected. For
instance it Is not probable that he would
object to a large appropriation for the i'm
provement Of those rivers and harbors
which accommodate great commercial
interests.
Those who find fault with Mr.. Holman,
and call him a cheese pairing statesman. are
the ones who are prevented by him from
getting money out Of the treasury for little
schemes by which they hope to increase
their popularity in their respective districts
Mr.. Holman has saved the people a good
deal of money by objecting to bills for pub
lie buildings for which there was no
need, and pension bills which had no merit
1t is true that his objections have at times
seemed trivial, but there was always a
travagance were admitted in little things it
would be countenanced in big ones The
people do not think the less Of him because
be is called the great "objector."
The present congress, there is every reason
to believe, will be liberal enough in making
lie good, but It will not be guilty of any
such extravaganza as the billion-dollar con-
gress was.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-19
The Country United on One Point
L r.


The people of this country never want war
Less than generation ago they had enough OF
1t to last for long time. Its sufferiugs and
sacrifices, It's narrowing memories and losses
its heavy expenses and the long-contnued bur-
dens resulting, have taught the nation that war
is not remedy to be lightly invoked But the
people are nevertheless determined, and
rightly, to maintain the nations dignity and
honor, II wrong or insult should come, even
from the most powerful OF all nations, Ameri-
cans would only hesitate long enough to allow
ample opportunity for pacific adjustment and
reparation, Diplomacy failing, and kindly but
earnest appeal to the good sense and good feel
ing OF another nation, Americans would be in
stantly united as one man to defend the rights
OF the nation to the utmost. IL is because this
characteristic of the American people is known
and is not at all misunderstood, by the princi-
pal nations OF Europe, that it is found easy to
adjust all differences with such nations in an
amicable manner
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-19
When I Go Home.

Eugene Field IN Cincinnati ENQUIRER.
It comes to me often in silence.
When the freight splutters low
When the black, uncertain shadows
Seem wraiths Of the long ago;
Always with throb of heartache,
That thrilled each pulsive vein
Comes the old, unquiet longing
For the peace of home again.
I'm sick of the roar of the cities
And OF faces old and strange;
know where there's warmth OF welcome,
And my yearning fancies range
Back to the dear old homestead,
With an aching sense of pain;
But therell be joy in the coming,
When go home again.
When 60 home again! There's music
That may never die away,
And it seems the hands of angels,
On mystic harp, at play,
Have touched with yearning sadness
On beautiful, broken strain,
To which is my fond heart wording
When go home again.
Outside of my darkening window
Is the great worlds crash and din,
And slowly the autumn's shadows
Come drifting. drifting in.
Sobbing, the night wind murmurs
To the splash of the autumn rain;
But dream of the glorious greeting
When 90 home again.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-19

1t may be true that the day is not far
distant when contending armies will be
armed with fire hose, or something of the
sort which will let down 20,000-volt cur
rent Of electricity upon the devoted heads
of the warriors. A balloon connected by
wire with power station, it is said. could
take up tank Of water aud make ground
circuit for the electricity by pouring it in
streams upon the army below. Mr.. Edison
is said to have schemes of the kind in his
head; and it will not be long before he
demonstr ates the feasibility of his ideas.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-19
Gov. Flowers Way.
From The Buffalo Courier.

Gov. Flower is reported as saying: II shall
not bother the legislature as long as it does not
bother me- That is the position that am going
to take-to let the legislature severely alone
and want it to let me alone" The governor
does not appear to have desire to run"
everything in sight. This is greatly TO his
credit. Ii the governor should permit the leg
isature to assume the entire responsibility OF
passing bills, and If he should confine himself
TO the responsibility of signing them or vetoing
them, he would do q wise and polite thing
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-19

Mr.. Richard Croker has announced
through one OF his newspaper organs that
he is not a boss. but only an adviser in
Tammany Hall. He "likes to watch geese
and pigs" and never drinks. Mr.. Croker
frequently issues peremptory advice" to
Tammany, which is accepted to the letter.
and for this reason some people. who know
no better, have come to regard him as q
boss. His geese and pigs" expression Is
supposed to refer to the Republican party
and his own heelers.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-19
Look Out for Them.

There is a marked desire among Ameri-
cans for high sounding titles There is no
difficulty in satisfying this desire. All that
is necessary to do to get title is to join
some one Of the many secret societies. In
a very short time, if strict attention is paid
to details, any citizen OF ordinary ability,
not excepting the irrepressible brother in
black, can become known TO fame under
the title of E. @. D. B. 7. (which means The
Eminent Grand Double Barreled fiddle
dewink) or some other title equally high
sounding.
Even the Catholic church, which has SO
strongly opposed Masonry and other secret
orders in which titles are conferred, has
found 1t necessary to permit its members to
become connected with societies which are
to some extent secret
The citizen who has obtained the right to
attach to his name a few high sounding
initials has. in order to complete his happi-
ness, only to don scarf or apron Of brill
liant color trimmed with gold lace, and
march through the streets at the head or
tail of procession that is accompanied by
brass band playing Johnny Get Your
Cum
Taking advantage Of the tendency toward
| secret societies, many benevolent assscia-
| tions and mutual life insurance organiza-
| tions have been established. Tens of thou
sands of people have joined them and are
now paying, in instauments, into their
treasures money which, in the aggregate,
/ amounts to millions of dollars annually. A
few Of these societies are honestly and cons
| scientiously conducted. Their success has
made it possible to start hundreds of other
similar organizations which are not quite
80 honestly conducted. Men, and women too,
are induced to join them by the hope of gain
or by curiosity. The sums paid into the
treasures of these organizations are sup
posed to be invested for the benefit of their
members, and to be paid to them when they
are ill., or to their families after their death
but as a matter OF fact, it is used to pay
salaries to grand officers who travel about
the country with as much pomp and show
and dignity as railroad magnates. The
time eventually comes when there Is no
money TO confer benefits upon those who
are entitled to them.
Every day or two secret society of some
sort is formed which has the same grip"
as those after which 1t is patterned, viz, a
grip upon the pocket books of those who
are induced TO become members Of 1t.
In the south only a beginning has been
made in establishing these societies. AS a
general thing the names OF few Influential
men are first secured and they are the bait
used to fill the membership basket with
gudgeons. If people who are persistently
pressed by agents to join these societies are
wise they will investigate closely before
parting with their money. The hope
of getting something for little or nothing
generally proves to be a false one.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-19

Four Illinois dudes, who live at the town
Of Lacomb, are wearing court-plaster on
their faces as a reminder that the young
woman Of the period can defend herself.
They made disparaging remarks about a
poor but respectable working girl in the
postoffice and she event for them like a
thousand of bricks" and hoored the lot.
Yet there are people who see no good in
physical culture for women.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-19

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CURRENT COMMENT.
The Alliance in Congress

From the ST. Louis GLOBE Democrat (RepN.
Congressman Livingston, the southern
farmers alliance member, has joined Congress-
man Simpson of Kansas in denouncing repub-
lcan extravaganza in taxation and expenditure
Thus far the farmers alliance, as it is repre-
sented in c ngross, has shown ability to erasp
the truth that the best party IN this country is
the one most opposed 70 republicauism.
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Bad Precedents for Democrats.
From the Buffalo Courier (Den1).

The republican Erwins have for years defied
and nullihed the constitution and violated their
duty by suppressing their enumeration legisla-
ton. But republican wrong-dong cannot
justify democratic wrong doing. Democrats
VINO have for two years denounced Reedism can
not Justify the parliamentary highhandedness
that now prevails 10 the state Senate. No mat
ter what may have been the conduct of repub
lican state senator's in former years, impor ant
public measures ought not TO be forced through
the Senate without giving the minority rea-
sonable opportunity for debate.