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Feliciana sentinel. [volume] (St. Francisville, La.) 1877-1892, 1892-11-26
WITH THE WTs.

II 3 hard ~ . nan with . bad liver
70 beiisss 1tat anybody in his peighbos>
hood has the right. Kind Of religion
RAMS Horn-
CoSscnesTre'us pcrusal of the chill
dren's ST sries published in some of the
Juveale mAesxipes would almost lead
the rea1N rs to believe that the writers
wouldn't know child ON sight
Somerv Ale journal.
BABnts are n nuisance sometimes.
deah broddern; hut the sunshine that
radiaaee from > baby's smile will bright
en- N ans life moro dan all de sgood
times" he hiss eber had in all his bache-
Tor exrertence.-Plink PUNK.
Feliciana sentinel. [volume] (St. Francisville, La.) 1877-1892, 1892-11-26

2 WAS . tall,
h Q av flv-built
man with a
massive frame
Of nearly six
feet and n half,
eS.seiIe,s.ls 20
Il or toned; a
firm, de C isive
step. yet with
al a graceful
carriage, and o
h q n d s o m q,
bronzed face.
set of by n long
5 . n dy mus
& a c h g q n d
Feliciana sentinel. [volume] (St. Francisville, La.) 1877-1892, 1892-11-26
Over the Water.

How to See ST. Paus Cathedrai by OF ST. Paul,
Windsor Castle picturesque MARQUIS of orue
Glimpse Belgium. The American Minister st R-,ss.ts
A Glimpse Russia; ty The Hon. Charles trror, sr,,
Adventures in London by Charles
London Cabs. Cables Charles Dickens r
n BOY S Siue IN East London Frances wynne
Feliciana sentinel. [volume] (St. Francisville, La.) 1877-1892, 1892-11-26
Wake Than I'm.

That's what should be done with the kid
neys when uaey grow sleepy. Their mac
ton precedes their disease That CAPITAL
Gturetic, Hosto ter's STOMACH Bitters, gives
exactly the right impetus when they be-
come sluggish Use it and keep out o dan.
ger, for you Hre '.in it, If your kidneys
don't act This medicine is also adapted 10
malarial and rheumatic ailments, want of
sigor and irregularfty OF bowels, liver and
stomach.
Feliciana sentinel. [volume] (St. Francisville, La.) 1877-1892, 1892-11-26
Your Work i'm Life.
Things to Know.

What Is Patent -by he Hon. Carroll ID WRIGHT
A Chat With Schoolgirls; by Amelia e Rarr
Naval Courts Martial; by Admiral s. b.
Patents live by u 6
The Weather Bureau; hy Jean Gordon Mattin
Newly Married in New York. will 600 year dor
ANSWERED ty Mrs Henry Ward tiarland
Feliciana sentinel. [volume] (St. Francisville, La.) 1877-1892, 1892-11-26

NOBODY ever blames a good annie for hav-
ing come from twisted tree.-Ram's Horn.
r---
c: SIMrsoS. Marques, w. Va, saws:
HaNs Catarrh Cure cured me of a very
bad case Of catarrh." Druggists sell IL. 55t
THE same wind chat ruins the chaf cloau.
the wheat--RamS Horn.
Feliciana sentinel. [volume] (St. Francisville, La.) 1877-1892, 1892-11-26

ScRd Chect o. Pest 0E-e
Ordsr 20 osr fist.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-07-17


"Miss Isabel" began the youth nerv-
ously, edo you play the guitarY'
''No," replied the maiden. II never
tried to learn it."
"MandolinP
81 detest the mandolin"
"Can-can you do fancy needlework?'
''Not at all. Fancy needlework is a
trade"
care you a stamp collector
II have no fads, Mr.. Spoonamore."
"You-pardon me-you can cookY'
ooh, yes. can do almost any kind
of cooking"
BREAD, for instance?"
"My bread has taken the premium at
more than one fair"
"Can you-can you darn stocldngs?"
81 can"
"Sew ON buttonsY"
ITO be sure"
"Keep house clean and neatY'
"Why, l think so. do most of our
own housekeeping.
"Miss Isabel" said the young man
eagerly, twill you marry me?"
81 will not, Mr.. Spoonamore. fear
would not suit you. Ican't chop wood
nor spade up a garden. Our kitchen
girl, Betty, though, would make an ad-
mirable wife for you. Shall 1 go and
send her inY'-Chicago Tribune.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-07-17
THE RIVALS
How He Rode.

The character of the old Illinois
courts, in which Abraham Lincoln prac.
ticed, was very primitive. In one case
a livery stable horse had died soon after
being returned, and the person who had
hired it was sued for damages. The
question turned largely upon the repu-
tation of the defendant as a hard rider.
A witness was called--a long, lank west
erner.
"How does Mr.. So-and-so usually
rider" asked the lawyer.
Without CLEAN of intelligence, the
witness replied:
"Astraddle, sir"
mo, no." said the lawyer; 81 mean,
does he usually walk or trot or gailopY''
"Waal, said the witness, apparently
searching in the depths of his memory
for facts, "when he rides walkin horse
he walks, when he rides a trottin horse
he trots, and when he rides a gallopin
horse he gallops, when
The lawyer was angry. 81 want to
know what gait the defendant usually
takes-fast or Slow"
WAL" said the witness, ''when his
company rides fast he rides fast, and
when his company rides slow he rides
slow"
II want to know, sir" the lawyer
said, very much exasperated and very
stern, now, show Mr.. So-and-so rides
when he is aloneT'
"Waal," said the witness, more slowly
and meditatively than ever, "when he
was alone l want along and don't
know"
The laugh at the questioner ended the
cross COMMUNICATIONS
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-07-17
DID NOT GO ON THE STAGE.
The Narrow Escape of a Chinaman Who
Was to Play the Skull.

| Was to Play the Skull.
It is related of Jack Langrishe, when
he was making a small fortune by Civ
ing the early day residents of Colorado
dramatic art in strong nightly doses,
that he once played a memorable ere
turn" engagement in an interior mining
camp, where the inhabitants insisted on
Hamlet" Now Langrishe, being a
comedian in more respects than one,
did not at all favor this Shakespearean
idea, but instead tried to shake the ma
tives' faith in the "legit" by insisting
that "Toodles" or pink Dominoes"
would enable him TO shine to much
better advantage. Hamlet" was in
sisted upon, however-they wanted it
all, including the ghost-and with Ham
let left in.
Accordingly the somewhat small COM
pany was told to study up, characters
were doubled" and the leading man
given a chance to distinguish himself as
the melancholy Dane. One problem
presented itself. No skull could be
found for the graveyard scene. Mr..
Langrishe represented to the committee
who had made the request for a per-
Torrance of Hamlet" that the skull
! was all important-no skull no ''Ham-
let" and what were they going to do
about it? The committee considered. 1t
was new camp, with no graveyard,
and there weren't even dead Indians
around. Langrishe went to bed that
night feeling hopeful. If the committee
No,,1I.,NA I'D H.
reasonable excuse for substituting TOO
dies" on the momentous night.
The following afternoon Langrishe
went into small Chinese laundry to get
his washing. Just as he entered he
heard the voice of the chairman of the
committee in loud converse with the
proprietor of the establishment.
"Want to go on the stage, john"
"Yles; me lact; me bully factor. How
muchee gettesr
Zone hundred dollars, and here's your
stuff"
Langrishe collared the chairman Just
as he was leaving.
"What in thunder do you want that
Chinaman for?" he propounded.
fidingly. For Hamlet of course; he's
going to play the skull"
"Play the SKULL Why, great-all-fred-
crickets, man, how can he? A skull is
not q whole man. It's head"
81 know it," responded the enthusiast;
'that's all he'll be by o'clock tonight
Well have the head for you. We're
goin to lynch him-a Chinaman any
way. Well give him funeral and all
that, of course"
1t took the comedian an hour after
recovering from his horror to convince
the committee that a ''head wasn't q
skull" He played Hamlet" that night,
but the Chinaman was in the audience,
not on the stage. And the leading man
soliloquized over the defunct Yorick by
using the whitened skull of mule
Rocky Mountain News.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-07-17
Call 1t Columbia.

So says Mr. Edward A. Oldham. He
sees in the coming 40Oth anniversary Of
the discovery of the western world a
great opportunity to right grievous
wrong, simply by the nations uniting in
q common agreement henceforth TO drop
the name of America as applied to this
continent and substituting that of Co
lumbia.
Mr.. Oldham declares that thorough
examination Of the historical writings
of the time Of Americas Vespucius fail
to show one scintilla of evidence that he
was the discoverer Of our side of the
world, while these writings do establish
beyond doubt that Columbus was the
real finder of the mainland of South
America, just as much as he was of the
West Indies islands.
Columbus right of discovery was not
disputed during his lifetime, nor for
many years after his death. The al
legged voyages of Vespucias to Brazil In
1901 and 1903 are exploded myths. But
Americas was an intimate of publishers
and printers, and therefore had the
pull" to use profane modern slang.
He used it with publisher in Lorraine,
and so got the glory in print in 1907.
But not till 1860 was the name America
used to any extent. Finally, the lead
ing historians of modern times are dead
against Vespucius and in favor of Co
lumbus.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-07-17
THE GOVERNORSHIP

In the state of Washington there is
an imperative duty resting upon the
Republican party. That duty is to
nominate candidate for governor that
has not only the requisites needful to
make an exceptionally good governor,
but has also the requirements to make
an available and acceptable candidate at
the coming election. The question Of
location in the state has really nothing
to do with the nomination, only so far
as deciding between candidates for the
nomination when the foregoing require
ments are evenly balanced. In such
case the question of location should, be
controlling influence, but under no
other conditions.
The Republican party cannot afford
to nominate candidate not having the
qualifications in the fullest sense to
make representative governor of the
state for the term covering the period
of the Columbian exposition. Nor can
the party loose sight of the fact that in
these days of disturbance growing out
Of the labor question its candidate must
have the prime qualifications of being
acceptable to that element that pro-
duces wealth, the men whose bone and
Drawn must be the great factor in de-
veloping the resources of this state, and
at the same time he must be so level
headed and upright that capital will
feel safe and assured of protection in
coming to the aid of labor in the de-
velopment of Washington's great ma
turai wealth. In the light of these es-
sentialsrequisites, in scanning the field,
in our judgment Col. John r. Kinnear,
of Seattle, comes more nearly possess
ing ali of them than any man of public
record in the state.
Colonel Kinnear is in the vigor of
manhood. He is man of culture and
blessed in high degree with strong
common sense. He is practical man
and has made success in his own
business. That success was not aided
W eAiS eaiN VI ehN NSAiASoSut1 lhC GUS
Of the patent medicine man, nor the
palaver, buster and vanity of the side
show advertiser. His success has been
based upon merit and fair dealing.
His patriotism and courage were equal
TO the demands imposed on good citi-
zenship in the dark hours of the ma
tons history. He did his duty and
did it well as soldier of the Union
army. His record in the state senate
Of Washington shows the broadness of
his judgment, the firmness of his
mental makeup. He proved himself
an active, assertive friend of the rights
of labor aud at the same time his emil
nent sense of justice commanded the
admiration of every fair-minded man
in Washington. He is not only man
that can get more votes for governor
than his party has, but he can be
elected. As governor his administra-
ton would be in line with the pro-
gressive policy required in building up
the material interests and political in
fluence of the state of Washington.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-07-17

There has never been time since the
laborers began TO agitate that they
could not redress their own wrongs. 1t
is true that IN our time it appears as
If capital was becoming constantly
concentrated in the hands of q few
employers and that more people were
becoming wage workers and fewer
people employers. But this is not nee
essarily 30. The workingmen could at
any time cooperate and themselves be-
come both employers and workmen. II
half million dollars be necessary to
start manufacturing business, certain
ly the combined savings of large num-
Der of working people would IN few
years amount even to that much. The
marvellous success of building and loan
associations proves this. What the la
boring classes have done in the way Of
providing themselves homes has only to
be repeated to start successful co-opera-
tive factories everywhere.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-07-17

The whole Of the interior of Green
land is believed to be covered by an inn
mense shield shaped cap of ice and snow
which in some places must have thick
ness of at least five or six thousand feet
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-07-17

We call it missionary work" now,
laboring with delegates at convention
to bring them over to somebody they
don't want to vote for. But the argu-
nents used are not always scriptural
mes.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-07-17

The capital invested in Caiifornia's
vineyards is $S7 100000. Two hundred
thousand acres planted in young vines
are producing 100000 tons of grapes and
1900, 900 gallons of wine yearly.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-07-17
FOR TREASURER

hereby announce myself to the coming
Republican county convention a candidate
for the Office Of Treasurer of whatcom
county. CAREY HIXSON.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-07-17

One of the largest camellia trees in
Europe is now In full bloom, near Ores
den. 1t was taken from Japan $50 years
ago, is fifty feet high and has an annual
average of AZ, 900 blossoms.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-07-17
For Exhibition PURPOSES

Chipple-Writing up your diary, Kute?
Why, l didn't know you kept one.
Kute-It's only a fictitious one in
which make out that lead the life of
saint, that leave about for my wife
to read.-Exchange.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-07-17
FOR SCHOOL SUPERINTENDENT

thereby announce myself as a candidate
at the coming Republican county conven-
ton for the nomination OF county superin-
tendent of schools. d. L TERwILLIGER,
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-07-17
FOR COUNTY cLERK

hereby announce myself as a candidate
for county clerk, subject to the approval of
the Republican county convention.
II. II. PIERCE.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-07-17
ANNOUNCEMENTS
FOR SHERIFF

hereby announce myself as a candidate
for the Republican nomination for Sheriff of
Whatcom county.
F. w DE IORIMIER
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-07-17
FOR AUDITOR

hereby announce myself as a candidate
for denomination for auditor at the comina
Republican county convention.
K, J., COLLIER
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-07-17
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Trains arrive at Tacoma from st. Paul and
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Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-07-17

"The use Of 'Castoria is so universal and
of supererogation to endorse it. Few arethe
intelligent families who do not keep Castoria
within easy reach"
CARLOS MARTYR, D. D.,
E1w York City.
Late Pastor Bloomingdale Reformed Church.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-07-17

"Castoria is so well adapted to children that
recommend itas superior to any prescription
Known to me-" H. A. ARCHER, NJ. D.,
III So. oxford ST., Brooklyn, N. Y.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-07-17
POLITICAL GOSSIP

The nomination of T. w. Gillette as
a candidate for county commissioner is
being urged strongly. While Mr.. Gill
lette is not seeking official honors the
pressure upon him to stand for the
nomination has got to the point that he
will have to say yes or no. If he de-
cides to come into the arena he would
carry strong vote for the nomination.
If nominated he would be a rustler as a
candidate. The interests of Fairhaven
would be well represented on the board
by Mr.. Gillette. While a Republican
his politics would not antagonize the
interests of Bellingham Bay
We learn there Is great deal ofquiet
ca nvassing in Fairhaven now. The OBJ
ject is how best to promote one of our
active councilmen. A broader field for
his special talent is being looked up.
Deputy Clerk Pierce seems to have a
free field In his candidacy for the Re
publican nomination for clerk. The
nomination Is going to come to him.
If the election does not look as IL IL
would come TO him, he will 90 after il
and bis rustic for IL will get 1t.
County Auditor e. L. Collier, who
is candidate for denomination, has
the advantage of an official record
demonstrating his fitness and ability
for the discharge Of the duties of the
office. He has made many staunch
supporters by the efficiency and
economical management of his Office
and the courtesy and accommodating
disposition uniformly shown its pa
irons.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-07-17
lZ!:Z'!;5:'7!1!';]''l;y J
for Infants and Children.

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without injurious medication.
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do so as it has invariably produced beneficial
results"
EDWIN F. PARDER, M. D.,
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New York City.
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Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-07-17

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The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-04-10

enunIizing taxes and compelling the great cor
poratiOns and the wealth OF the state for the
first time in its history 10 bear their share OF the
public burdens.
Resolved, That condemn the administra-
ton OF President Harrison for its subserviency
To tariff rings and the great trusts and combines
which have been built up by Republican legisla-
ton, and also for its use of public patronage to
reward partisan work. "a in the case OF the re-
cent appointment of w. A. Woods TO the United
States Circuit Court
Resolved, BY the representatives of the Demo
cratic party OF Marion county in convention as
eembed. that. tariff reform should he and Will
be the paramount issue in the next presidential
election, Ii Ia the iudgmentand wish OF this con-
ventiOn that Grover Cleveland should be the
nominee of the DEMOCRATIC party for President
United States.
While the resolutions were being read
some individual exclaimed. 'Hurrah for
Langenberg" A great hubbub ensued. and
1t was all the chairman could do to get
order.
When Cleveland's name was mentioned
the convention went wild. When he had
concluded reading the resolutions, Mr. En-
glish said:
Il have been instructed by the committee
to move that the resolutions be adopted.
and upon that L demand the previous ques-
ton"
At this point ge Jordan forced his way
TO the front of the hall and. shaking has
right band at the chairman. asked to be
heard. mir. President. Mr.. President" he
yelled. until he was black in the face. but
he was not given a chance to speak. By
this time the convention had degenerated
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-04-10

began. that this convention to-day have
no resolutions Of any kind. Ii is called to
nominate n ticket make the motion that
no committee be appointed
Il rise TO a point of order" said Mr.. En-
glIsh. who had no difficulty whatever in
getting the favor of Chairman Kern. The
motion that the Chair appoint a committee
on resolutions. to whom all resolutions
shall be referred. has Carried"
The chair decided Mr. English's point
well taken. and the Judge reliquished the
floor amid shouts of "sIt down" mingled
with cat-cails and howls
Chairman kern's snub of the old Demo
cratic war-bOrse was hardly in line with
MS opening statement that fair play should
be accorded 10 everyone. Mr. Kern named
as the committee on credentials Solomon
Clay pool, chairman; w. III. English iwho.
by the way, was not q delegated. James l..
Mitchell. Augustus kieler and j. w. Riley.
Mr. Mitchell AID Mr. Kiefer not beingSpres-
ent Alex. Z. Ayres and Edward c. Buskirk
were substituted and the committee re-
turned To the room under the stage.
CONFUSION AND Din.
Chairman Kern announced the following
committee on resolutions: w. L. English,
chairman; August VI. Kuhn. Frank e.
Reaume, Lon Mcclellan and Pat II. Nc
Nelis. PROPRIETOR of the Occidental
saloon.
THE committee on resolutions will meet
in the room to the left" yelled the chair
man. in foggy voice. For time the
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-04-10
LOCAL NEWS NOTES.

The ladies of George H. Thomas w. r. c.
will have an afternoon social Tuesday.
April II. at the residence of Mrs. Eliza
Plummer. l22 Peru street.
Miss Mary A. Williamson will give an ex-
hiblt Of embroideries for the worlds fair at
her home, No. Cos North Alabama street.
the last two days of this week. to which
all who are interested are cordially IN.
vited.
: The May Number of the Interior Dec.
orator" a Chicago magazine devoted to
home education. will have an article from
the pen of Edward II. Shaw. of this city.
on Special Treatment IN House Decora-
tions for city homes" Mr.. Shaw is q regu-
lar contributor to the magazine
Miss Sue NJ. Kotcham 10 planning to give
summer trip to ShinnccOck bills. Long
Island. this season. The visit will be for
two months to an old-fashioned farm
house. with broad versnds and big old
fireplace in the parlor and wood to burn.
The bay is a quarter of mile away, as is
the studio of Mr.. Chase's Summer School
of Art The party will leave this city early
In July. and return the last of August or
early In September.