The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1892-06-30
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Twelve average tea plants produS
one pound of tea. 81
- The least overworked institution
this county is the Office that seeks Il
man.
* Said Franklin, "He who takes
wife takes care" Therefore, take car
and don't take wife. b
- In Finland the women consider
kiss Oh the lips as the greatest insult, eve}
from their own husbands.
- Mrs. Enpec-"You can't say I di%
the courting; you were crazy to mart
me-" Enpec-"I must have been glib
bering lunatic."
- EARLY Risers, Early Risers, Ear
Risers, the famous little pills for constiE
patton, sick headache, dyspepsia and nerE
vousness.-Wilhite & Wilhite.
- Kansas has four cities in which tho
vote OF the women is larger than that
of the men. One entire set of council.
men is women.
"A Washington cook declares that q
grasshopper soup properly made by q
competent cook is one of the most palaa|
table dishes.
According to a medical journal, cas-
tor oil has not failed in any case to remoYeE
warts to which it was applied once dayI
for two weeks.
Bright people are the quickest to re-|
cognize good thing and buy it. We sell
lots of bright people the Little Early Ri-l
sers. If you are not bright these pills will
make you so.-Wilhite & White.
"I can take a hundred words al
minute" said the stenographer. II often;
take more than that" remarked the 9TH
er, in sorrowful accents; "but then I have.
to. I'm married." e
A leap year proposal-"Miss Rox
made a proposal to me Inst night
"Ah? You're in luck, my boy" 'ssheI
proposed that I spend my evenings else..
where, as she expected soon to becoms;
engaged"
= Mrs. L. R. Patton, Rockford, ILL.,;
writes: "From personal experience can
recommend De Wits Sarsaparilla, cure
for impure blood and general debility. -
Wilhite & Wilhite.
One of the highest living authori-s
ties on ocearography, John Murray, es-5
Inmates the area of the dry land of the
globe at 55,O1O,0OO square miles and the
area of the ocean at l37. 100000 sqns@
miles.
- The Chinese Ministe: is the mosts
expensively dressed man in Washington
he never appears more than once in the,
same costume, and it is supposed that he
has $15O,OO0 worth of dry goods dedicated.
to his personal adornment.
- "Late to bed and early to rise will
shorten the road to your home In the
SKIES" But early to bed and q "Little
Early Riser" the pill that makes life
longer and better and wiser.-Wilhite &c
Wilhite.
- The clergyman called on Mrs. Ve-s
lox. off your husband" he said, "would
only believe it, it really pays to be reli-,
gious. SWELL" replied Mrs. Velox, "if
you could give him proof of that You
couldn't keep him out of Church with s,
cannon" &
= Patient: Oh, doctor, you don't know.
how it worries me to think that I might.
be buried alive. Doctor Calm yourself,
Mrs. B. You need have no fear of any
thing like that. Trust to me, and I as
sure you that you are in no danger.
We truly believe Do Wits Little
Early Risers to he the most natural, most
effective, most prompt and economical.
pill for billiousness, indigestion and in.
active liver.-Wilhite & Wilhite.
If ne desire to form true concep,
ton of the Divine love We must look to
Jesus Christ. He is the way to the Di.
vine heart. he is the way to lite, because
love is life. he has given us perfect
example Of the highest life. As we follow
His example of unsel6sh devotion TO 9th.
ers we shall come into life; we.shall go
to the Father. Every unsel6sh deed We
do is a step towards Him. We can have
no conception OF what the life Of love is
until We begin to live in it.
- It is q truth in medicine that the
smallest dose that performs the cure is
the best. De Wits Little Early Risers
are the smallest pills, will perform the
cure, and are the best.-Wilhite & Will
hite.
"A minister in the North was at a
small party one evening. After they had
gone through several games, an old dame
asked him if'he would say yes to every
question put to him. ~ will" he replied.
Then and there the young ladies COM
menced to try and corner him, but so far
they we're unsuccessful. At last one Of
them, more bold than the rest, got down
on her knees before him and said, "Will
you marry meF" "Oh, yes, but where is
the bridegroom ?" was the answer.
1t is fixed and immutable law that
to have good, sound health one must have
pure, rich and abundant blood. There is
no shorter nor surer route than by q
course of De Wits Sarsaparilla.-W Wilhite
e. Wilhite.
Herodotus (6O4-4O6 B. C.) mentions
the case of a prisoner who amputated his
own foot to escape from his shackles and,
escaping to his friends, was provided with
wooden substitute. In 1885, in tomb
at Capua, the most complete specimen of
an artificial leg was discovered, and 9th
or relics, dating to at least as far back as
300 B. @.
A one legged political orator named
Jones, who was pretty successful in ban
tering an Irishman, was asked by the lat.
ter chow he had come to lose his Leg"
"Well," said Jones, con examining my
pedigree and looking up my descent,
found there was some Irish blood in me,
and becoming convinced that It had all