New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-05-02
THE TALK or THE DAY.


,er Mass hnve decided To 20 the University OF Chi
cogo C. O. Whitman professor Of biology a. A. Michel
SON. professor Of physics; H. ii. Donaldson ASSISTANT
professor Of neurology George Baur decent IN paeoh
,,log~ r. p Nall. adjunct professor OF anatomy W.
" Wheeler fellow and assistant In zoology b Na'ase'
assistant and lecturer In zoology Messrs Line Meaao'
Bristol johnson and jordan fellows In biology
IN every instance they are 70 receive larger salary
The public generally says Tic Worcester Gazette
know Professor Whitman best through his connection
with the Woods IIol summer school OF Biology, Pro
lessor Nicholson because Of his raent discovery OF
new method TO measure stars. DR.. Donaldson by his
careful examination OF Laura Bndgman's BRAIN Dr.
aur through his recent explorations In the Galapagos
Islands and Dr. watase through his nationality. us no
Is japanese
An Organized Appetite.-The willingness OF me New
York Democrats 70 serve the PUBLIC Is not unlike the
sreedness Of children me VINO SorS S,rng SvSre
food ravenously i asked In tone OF gentle reproo
We'll what does tho hungry boy how say to Its KIND
Tho hungry boy with his mouth full repiies. =" More
Tho New York Democracy i willing TO take almost
any nm. he little boy who is watching the old laiy
malln. c0,tari pie and insnuatinsly intlmates
nut s'nnyT the old lady responds. these are not
Vel responds the boy. who is NOT particular 81
reckon | Hike any kind OF pio' or course ne gets an
other piece. Who can rsst snch an appe4i '-lieAas
sitting.
YES. IT l. ALL THESE THINGS.
Gerry mandcrInc.' that's the word, pray tell Us
what II mcansl
Is changing all the counties from the horth way
down 10 Queens
* II cutting on the corners where Republicans do win.
And adding little slices of Democracy aud sin
Is # turning topsy.turvey all the settled rules OF
state,
Is 1T pulling down the fence and throwing open wide
the gate
Is it re arranging townships by some Democratic
70 tell Just how "Deestrict" goes. before body
votes W. IL. W.
Educational News.-First New Yorkcr-To what col
lcge do You propose sending your son to acquire
classical education
read how the Yale baseball team witcwaSled the
Harvard twice In succession last season i-tTexaS
-inings
Douglassvlllc. Ca, paper tells Of a quick court
ship. A man stopped at house and asked coun-
try woman for glass OF water. When lie had
quenchcd his thirst he asked her II she married
or single. she replied. widow. on Which the man
said tina, he was n widower In search OF a wife. Walk
inr answered the widow. and we'll talk the matter
over one hour later the twain were made one by
tho nearest minister
The Missing Ciphcr.-"o papa only ESQ from Sir
Gorsins Midas! such a milllonarc-why, he ought
All, I'm afsud he forgot he ought, my dear!"-
Punch.
"Thc Bradford PENN Evening Star" attributes
Tho recent shocks OF earthquake to the shllnlage OF
the lin boom,
IIusbandwlat sort OF a dress that Mrs. snooper
WOW to night
Wfc-Dcmi train.
IIsband-That's precisely what rwcmlow said when
he trod on IT, How on earth did he know lis name !
(Modern society
Among the advertisements for curates in "Thc
" nfI audi tha
bachelor who must be earnest evangelical Catholic
without a mnstachc.' The church which wanted him
described as In healthy. bracing and lovely
district" observing all the six Points, OF ritual in
It's worship.
Pleasing a .-Patcrfamillas-Iavc you boys
Dcaler-Yes, sir. Do you want safety or the
IIumi Let's sec. Is safety SO named because
1t is safe ~
~ ~rSries city, safc,,
Then feel very sure my boy Will prefer the other
kind.-NaNkee Blade
PaIadoxical as ii may seem. when man gets In on
the ground floor, he always finds 1t easy to climb up
10 the topmost stories OF success
God never had much to say to people who insist on
living In the dark.
1t is much easier to bacsslde at campmeeng than
Nobody knows better how the Christian ought to
carry himself than the llypocrite.
The crookcdcr a man can make other people look
the sarlglter he thinks he Is himself.
10 /, q dangerous day for preacher when he
breaches the greatest sermon OF his lifc
The woman who paints her face loreets that the
world Is full OF people who have good eyesght.
When God wants TO know how much rea salt there
is In the earth lilo doesn't ministerial reports TO
lind out.
The devil Is moro afraid OF the testimony OF young
convert than he Is OF the tacst kind of church
stecple.
Tie world Is full OF trouble because there
many folks who would rather have ten cents than
ten dollars after while.
a man never needs tho grace OF God any more than
lie does when: by some unusual exploit no begins to
find a good deal OF satisfaction III looldng vt HIM
self (Ram's Horn.