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The Jersey City news., 1892-05-13
Total number of votes received by Henry
Bomlne., one hunIred and fifteen.
FIFTH ALpERMANIC DISTRICT.
FOR ALDERMAN n

S30
Tenth precinct three hundred and eighty
six v otes .....,,.,....,.. 1856
Eleven.h precinct, ninety six .............. 96
Saliarer two thousatd five lundred and
panl Snrv receiver in the First precinct
one hundred and eighty -four votes . 1s4
Second precinct, two hundred and fifty
votes ........................ $50
Ihra fhys precinct five hundred ana seventy 5s
Fourth precinct two hundred and seventy
Fifth preeinct one hnn,reI and forty-six
votes... Observation-Disclosures. 116
sixth precinct, ninety four votes, e.
Eighth precinct seventy votes... ........ =
franth praciact one hun ire and tu,antv
six votes 1876
Eleventh precinct. ninety yotes 80
Total nunlb,r of votes received bv Paul
Snry. one thousand nine hundrsi and
thirty eight ...................... 1898
william Hogan received in the First pre-
cinct one hundred and eighty three vote, 1888
Second preclnct two huadrcd and fifty
seven votes. 5.......... Observation-Disclosures. 257
Third precinct, five hundred and seventy
rs%;5 sE15 Sstsnsf HStsS tva hundred 5d seventy:
six votes s76
Fifth Drecinct one hundred and thirty -one
votes ' INV nN 1871
Seventh gonJ, peeSc, y
E pnth nrecinc ct sixtv one votes ..... 81
NTH prrcinct. forty.ein b he votes 9s
Tenth precinct one hundred and fifteen
votes p.sono' ono Aunue eA Gnu n.eA 115
Eleventh precinct eiphty-lye votes 1900 IS
~ : '''''0'' ''e'-'
Hnu n hosand y, v1.us eebt hnndred and
7 Demarast raceived in the Fiehth nre -''o'
cinct one vote, ~ ~
H. P. Giberson receiyedIn the Eighth pre-.
cinct one Vote
Total number of SCATTERING votes for Con-
stable - Q
..
oiAin Ai4Dhn'"1AN'io DA' i'ioi'
TIN AHOASAsHA<Af>'
1ohn n Kaiser received in the First pre-
nnof two hundred and thirty-fo,Ir votes 234
cd Sod Urecinct two hundred and siytv
N;.ht ,lrotav .s--.. 06Q
II, eigp' ~ nrscoc, one hundred ii, eighty.
three votes. 49, M innate, loo
ous si,r " vdtaS ~ " 1916
E;eth nreencf, three hundred and forty.six
md to.t,, ~
ro+as rd5
,,,;,,t t,ro b,,naj ana fortv
two votes. ~ ,. Irad o;e az aS
Eigntn pre-, nc', ,nsee ndrd ond saS wv
MINI num- prec,no' ro as one nuiu eu anu No'en IRA
n, tniee Noeo -. - 49,. h,'nJr.j ~ 49,. go
hoheu piSS 49, ~ ~ '' oer
IT seven yoses racnot Two In, lred and fortv "o'
I4icV0pIn PASNAhN" WV AfeA'AS" ""e ANA'S ~,
one votes .:.......'..; ;.c..:.' S4i
six votes. s.....:......... .;....;;..,.....; 1856
Thrtesnth precinct, two hundred and ~
twelve votes ...,...--.... .....;..... 2l2
Fourteenth precinct, three hundred and
forty-one votes. ..................... 81
Fifteenth precnc, eighty-two votes. 81
Total number OF votes received by John q
Kaiser three thousand four hundred and
eighty-six ........:.....;....'.... S,4s6
Henry Wlndec%er received III the first pre-
cinct seyenty-ei ignt votes. .............. q
Second pree,nc ninety ,fivs votes vote -; ss
Third precinct, one huldred and SIX votes. llo
fouIuu ~ ocino'' oie nuu'ieNi az" 'ni' to7n 40
The Jersey City news., 1892-05-13

Dated. Jersey City. May 9Th, 1892.
The Jersey City news., 1892-05-13

Dated Jersey City. April y, 1892.
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1892-10-20
Temperance Meetings.

Mrs. II. VI. lnghan of Cleveland. ohio.
Secretary ot the National Non-partisan
Woman, Christian Temperance Ianion.
spoke tna small audience IN Grand Army
Hall saturday evening, and Ia a fair
sized audience in Bethany church sun
day afternoon.
The meetings were under the direction
OF the local Mon and Mrs. l.. W. Nest
ON. the president. presided Al the Hall
and Rev. G. Y. Hanson conducted the
devotional exercises and intr duccd the
speaker ii The church.
Mr.. lngham is a pleasing and logical
speaker aud gave an address ui about an
hour, replete with sound temperance doc
Urine, earnest words of advice and fact j.
Slr gave Il brief historical account of
temperance organization and work in
ths country and enlarged upon HE meth
oi~ ot work employed during the early
day and in modern times. urging thu i'm
portancr al both organized and Individual
efforts along all lines. Size gave at some
length the result of investigations She
had recently made in the kcclc, cure
system, in Which She has grcat faith. and
advised Is one branch al temperance
work. thal rlloil~ be made Ia send Ia
kcrleN institutes Tor trealmenl such
inrbrair~ II hlyo moi the mean, them
.rlve. IL % ihare.
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The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1892-10-20
COMING AGAIN
SkONHEGAN MEN AXE
GLAD OF THE FACT.
BROWNS sABsAPARILLA TAKES ON
ANOTHER Room
Interesting Facts Regarding the Late Great
Medicine War.

:" "
"e''''"' war
To druggists physicians and the
general public the name of BEow>',
SARSArARlLLA is house hold word.
The druggists Of Skowhcgan, Norrdgc-
work and other towns, aud general store
keepers everywhere. sold it for years
and always gave satisfaction to thrir
Customers
The name ana Fame 81 BBuWA'> SAT-
sAfARlllA brought many worthless
preparations into the market. The older
and reliable remedies suffered in The
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1892-10-20

burglars robbed the poor box in "a MAJ
den (Nlass.) church.
Three men were injured in a gas eNplu
sion at Waltham, Mns-
Catholic teachers are practically barred
from Detroit public schools
Fifty scvrn E,quimauX arrived in Ro--
ton on their way tothr Word's far
Senator Daniel declines To- deliver the
Grafton AT the Worlds lair drdioatiou
b~alem CNa~~.l people are auNlou, ON 1,.
count OF thu low water i'll Wenham lahc
August Laugner the alleged Dcdham
murderer, WAS held toreNtrddtIuu at New
York
Fifteen liquor dealers pleaded guilty in
the county court At Rutland, Vt and paid
fines amounting to 5000
Two freight cars rolled down alWru',
foot embankmeh on the SaIgus hranc b
of the Boston and Maine
Mrs. ~allir W Dresser, the oldc-t i'm
mate of the WardWcll Home. -aco. Me
died at the age OF ~ Ncar~
\ barge with twelve Cinnamon packed
in the hold was srlz=d by nited ~tltr-
custom authorities At Rouse~ pontN \
Ahram Lirhhy farmer, committed >ui
eide by hanging at Guilfurd y IL. de
spondencS brcaase OF sickness btlu- tu,
cause
4 train Oh the llousatonic road >rr.f.h
and Killed Mr. frauk j pomcroy of Dan
bury, Conn and the horse She wa DIR ,
ing, At Belucl
Fred l.ainhrllue, a Concord and Mon
tread railroad enploye, was Killed at Con
cord Junction, 10y falling hrt~rcn f,,a
4.
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1892-10-20
Somerset Pomona,

\ special meeting "i the Somerset
Pomona Grange will be held with Nonrr-
sci Grange at Norrdgcwock, Tuesday
Oct. 25th. The address of welcome
will he given by Bro L II. Butler and
the response by Sister Ella II. Crowell.
The following subject will be discussed.
What is the proper ~orl, on lhn farm
for the month OF November: lhe mem-
bers of Somerset Grange will furnish
mu~ic.and other exercises.
t. q. WIN~LoW, Lecturer.
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1892-10-20

Echard'- Paper Mil al Gardiner la,
been sold to :. y. Warren y g, Who
now own one mill al Gardiner. It j. re-
ported that the Richards mill will BE-
operated next season. after making eN-
trnsivc repairs.
The Somerset reporter. [volume] (Skowhegan, Me.) 1868-1909, 1892-10-20
CONDENSED NEWS.



There wa. Il heavy sno~storu At Dor
yer.
A new cabinet has been formed IN
Argentine.
Flour mills were DESTROYED bt 0,,. =,
Lockport. y y
Another great railroad STRIKE Is threat
ened Al - Louis
The explosion 10 u boller AT Or,no. Nc
killed three incu.
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va a' 3l''',''' ~ .''''pnh i''he' \.
oni! s"' i'Pupi''"h 'al'ilHats7 Tor
congress are in the fled IN south Care
lima.
Whiie inspecting the Durango mine In,
Celorpio one OF tiit owHef> Wa killed.
An r,eapcd convict from D,er i-land
HoStou5 o.t- arrested in /. ,rtIaud At,
p,cc, f,r,,s4,- y,.s ,,,i-,,,,cd -, ptil
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! ri,lnN. Oct. Ia.


W. K AlIer has been appointed post.
master 1T Bloomington, IT.
Tommy Garyey. L years old i, missing
from his home III Hudson, Mas
ID. W. Reeves of Providence may be ap
pointed leader OF Gilmore's band
Two burgaa~ were caught in Boston IL.
they were about To sell stolen goods
Concord ~. lll Prohibitioni,,, noni
mated Charles H. rhorntlikc candidate f5l
mayor
Frank fortier years old. WAS drowned
nj l.aconia. y. H.. by falling from raft
in the river
WaItham GMas~l health officers hay,
secured temporary quarter, for scarlet
fever cases
William j Irish died at Lowell. Mass
from injuries reccived bY FILLING from t n,
roof ol Il hlldling.
yhe IIavcrhill, Merrmac and Anne,
bury electric street railway w1~ opened Ia
public travel yesterday
The SeventY=elghth annual session and +
banquet of the Vermont Stae McdieaI 81
clctN Vae held at Mumtuelcr.
The Episcopal convention exported un
favorahly ON tie memorial trom Ma-~a.
chnsett~ IN regard Ia thu revised version
1homa> Ilsunrtt. NealS old. VA, run
over at Fail Rver Al1s- by h,a14
stohe eear receiving probably fa'a
wounds ON he head
oHlii NlY
Rev AagstJ Babb u u anc af tfa
oldt.t ministers iu the l.a)h-niu ehu1#.
IN Icnu~A wanna. died Ill Nech5ule-bue
a.td ~ wears
Huntsville gazette., 1892-11-19
Emma Abbott's Generosity.

Speaking of Emma Abbott's tender
heartedness and generosity, George N.
Loomis, advance agent for Sousa band,
says: "One year from the day her hus-
band died she was in New Orleans, and
she commemorated his death by send
ing check to the lady manager of an
orphan asylum for $500. 1t was sent
unsought and received unexpectedly.
One of the provisions of the gift was
that nothing should be said about it
At the time of the dreadful Louisville
cyclone she sent draft to the mayor of
Louisville for 81, 000 Hers was the first
outside relief that was sent to the suf-
ferers on that occasion. The summer
before her death she paid the tuition of
deserving young lady, and afterward
gave her good position. She was, in
a sense, baby woman, and the least
harsh word brought tears, and it was
common talk among the members of
the troupe that she never went to bed
without keeling down to say her pray
orsn
Huntsville gazette., 1892-11-19

DAVID G. COOK. school and at the
same time in one, and much of the tim
two, mission schools meeting at differ
ent hours.
In 1871, after the great fire, he left
home and wi tn three other young men,
whom he persuaded to join him, rented
rooms in one of the poorest and rough
est parts of the burnt district of North
Chicago, and gave himself to relief and
mission work. Here he started CIV
erybody's Mission" in German beer
hall and theater, afterwards removed to
a building of its own. This mission,
with an attendance of $50 to 450, made
up of some of the worst elements, he
sustained for five years without finan-
cial aid from any church or society. He
has since organized and superintended
North Avenue Mission, Lake View Mis-
sion, and Lake View Union Schools in
Chicago, and Grace Sunday School, Ell
gin, besides several smaller enterprises.
HIS first publications were prepared
only for his own schools; then, to
cheaper expense, he solicited orders
from others. This was the beginning
of wonderful growth and popularity.
which, in sixteen years, has made his
name household word.
Huntsville gazette., 1892-11-19
NOTES FOR WOMEN.

Mrs. ANNIE K. Roach is the sole
owner and manager of cattle-ranch
Of eight thousand acres at Carronton,
Ill.
HELEN H. GARDENER, the vigorous
writer on social topics, has been asked
to permit the translation of her books
into German, for publication in Ger.
many.
Mrs. JOHN H. BENNETT, of South
Brewer, Me-, has invented device for
the ventilation of milk in cans. as well
as its protection from dust. flies, ETC.,
which is likely to come into daily use
among dairy farmers.
Two Indian girls, who have passed
full instruction and graduated as train
ed nurses, have their applications filed
for admission to the temporary hospital
in the Woman's building at Chicago
for practical work there.
TAUNTON, Mass, has had a woman,
Mrs. Mary L. Sproat, in its probate Of
fee for TWENTY-FIVE years, and the mem.
bers of the county bar presented her
with purse few days ago to mark
the twenty-ffth anniversary of her
service.
SHOP GIRLS in Germany are required
to wear black gowns only, and tha Gus.
tom is gradually finding favor in Eng
lish and American shops In some
New York houses, whole pieces of black
dress goods ordered for this purptsa
are sold to employees at reduced rates
Huntsville gazette., 1892-11-19
WITH THE WITS.

IT is hard for man with bad liver
to believe that anybody in his neighbor-
hood has the right kind of religion
Rams Horn.
CONSCIENTIOUS perusal of the chill
dren's stories published in some of the
Juvenile magazines would almost lead
the readers to believe that the writers
wouldn't know child on sight
Somerville Journal.
BABIES are nuisance sometimes,
deah breddern; but the sunshine that
radiates from baby's smile will bright
en- mans life more dan all de "good
times" he has eber had In all his bache-
lor experience.-Plink PUNK.
Huntsville gazette., 1892-11-19
FPOh HEAD :

FRUl HAD TO FOOT
you feel the good that's done By DR.. Pierce's
blood. And through the blood, it cleanses,
repairs, and invigorates the whole system.
In recovering from " La Grippe" or in
convalescence from pneumonia, fevers, or
other wasting diseases, nothing can equal it
us an appetizing, restorative tonic to build up
needed flesh and strength. 1t rouses every
bodily functions, ard restores health and
vigor.
For every disease that comes from torpid
liver or impure blood, Dyspepsia, Indigestion,
Biliousness, and the most stubborn Skin,
Scalp, or Scrofulous affections. the Discov-
cry" is the only remedy so certain that it
can be guaranteed. If it doesn't benefit or
cure, in every case, you have your money
back
Huntsville gazette., 1892-11-19
WILL WIN FAME
BY the Authorship OF the Columbian Ods
For the Worlds Fair.

For the Worlds Fair.
Miss Harriet Monroe, who wrote the
ode for the opening of the Worlds fair
at Chicago, was born in Chicago In 1864;
and is consequently twenty-eight years
of age. Her father IS Henry S. Monroe,
long connected with the Chicago bar
and famous for having possessed the
greatest law library west of New York
city. Mr.. Monroe spent lifetime in
collecting this library, and is devout
student of all branches of literature.
In this he is closely followed by his
daughter, who at an early age devel-
oped literary taste. Miss Monroe was
educated at the public schools OF Chi
cago, received years tuition at the
Dearborn institute in that city and
went to the Georgetown convent
in 1877, from which she graduated
in 1879. 1t was there that her
possession of genius was first
discovered, and she was delegated to
write the graduation DDS of her class.
Upon her return to Chicago she devoted
herself to the study of poetry, occasion
ally contributing to the magazines CT
the country. But it was not until she
was invited to write the dedicatory ode
for the opening of the auditorium that
she was brought into prominence. Last
winter she brought out her first volume
of poems, entitled valerie and Other
Poems," which was received with great
favor by the critics. Valerie is a
dramatic conception, which Miss Mon
roe has been advised to have produced
upon the stage. The volume was
printed by the De Vinne press, and as
it was an edition de luxe for subscribers
only, it has never reached the public.
The ode for the inaugural ceremonies
of the auditorium was designed to be
set to music, and because of its success
as cantata Miss Monroe was invited
to prepare an ode for the dedication
ceremonies, part Of which could be ac-
companied by fitting music. With this
end in view Miss Monroe started to
write the ode last October and finished
early in February. It contains two
sections, for which Prof. Chadwick, of
Boston, has written the music, and
does not exceed in length 375 lines.
Huntsville gazette., 1892-11-19
rrxine an ExpeAImene.

A prominent Harlem journalist re-
Gently applied for the fifth or sixth
time to a wealthy friend for tempo
rary loan.
eDon't you know" was the reply,
s.that it is very painful to be always
lending money!"
s.No, l didn't know that" replied the
Journalist, II never did anything of the
kind in my life. but if you will let me
have twenty dollars I'll lend some fell
Ter a nickel Just to see if what you say
is so."-Texas SiftiEgs.
Huntsville gazette., 1892-11-19
NEEDS IMPROVING.
How Society In India Suffers From Wom-
ans Position.

How Society In India Suffers From Wom-
ans Position.
The uplifting of India must be done
by an inborn culture; it must be done
by training the women and through
them the whole race.
To accomplish this Pundita Ramabia
has appointed for her own special task.
She plans to make teachers of the un'
fortunate widows Of the upper class.
and to put an end to their misery in
blessed activity. The despised widows
will thus become blessing instead OF
q reproach.
The census of 1891 showed that of the
widows in India 500, 100 were not yet
twenty years old; s,976 had not yet
reached their ninth year-and all these
children must not remarry. 1t only
schools were founded where these girls
could learn to make themselves indie
pendent of their relations by useful
work and the requirement Of useful
knowledge, many tragic events would
be avoided. The English government,
prevailed upon by the persuasion and
great zeal of Mrs. Mary Carpenter, has
founded few schools and teachers
seminaries for the girls of India.
But the impossibility of breaking
through the strong rules of caste stands
in the way of the cooperation of the
natives. Therefore houses must be
opened to these young widows where
they can live according to the rules OF
their caste, and where they can be
trained for teachers, for nurses house
keepers, and in all branches OF house
work and all arts. Libraries must be
kept of such nature, and expositions
opened that shall help to release THEN
minds from the bonds of ignorance. -
Agnes Burchard, in The Chautauquan.
Huntsville gazette., 1892-11-19
The Terrible PassIon of Game.

Hub-I gambled at the races yester-
day.
Wife-How frightful! You always
promised me you'd never
Hub-But won five hundred dol
Wife-How lovely! Now l can have
that beautiful bon
Hub-But lost the money on cards
last
Wife-Hateful thing! Gambling is
terrible passion
Huntsville gazette., 1892-11-19
A Bad Blunder.

Magazine Office Boy-Oh, there's
been an awful time up in the editorial
room to-day.
Business Manager-Eh! whats the
trouble?
Office Boy-The janitor made mis-
take and put the mo Admittance" sign
at the subscription Office, and the
welcome" door mat in front of the
editors room.-Good News
Huntsville gazette., 1892-11-19
PerIls of Procrastination.

Miss Vere-Why, Mr.. Bat, how many
times more are you going to be best
man before you get married yourself7
Mr.. Bat-Ohl not yet; there are plenty
of good fish left in the sea yet.
Miss Vere-Yes, but are you not
afraid of the bait getting bit stale?-
Boston Globe.
Huntsville gazette., 1892-11-19
ONE ENJOYS

Both the method and results WIN,
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleas.u. "nr4
and refreshing to the taste, and , set,
gently yet promptly on the Kidnev. r'
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the W
tenn effectually, dispels colds, bs:d.
aches and fevers and cures babitnsl
constipation. Syrup of Figs il gD, tba
only remedy of its kind ever DO.
duced, pleasing to the taste and r a.,
ceptable to the stomach, PROMPT i i
its action and truly beneficial IN ;ta II
effects, prepared only from the most ,st
healthy and agreeable substances, its
many excellent qualities commend 4
to all and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in so
and 81 bottles by all leading drs
gists. Any reliable druggist h3
may not have it on hand wiAw
cure it promptly for any one h
wishes to try it. Do not accept any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO.
SAN FRANCISCO. ca.
LOUISVILLE, kY NEW YORK. NV
Huntsville gazette., 1892-11-19
Advice.

He told his little son that he
Ought not to spend penny,
But put each copper in his bank,
And so get very many.
He said that he himself, when young,
Pursued that self-same system;
He saved his pennies, one by one,
And so he never missed 'erl
That when he grew to mans estate,
1t yielded rich resources.
But he failed to add that he spent 1t then
On cigarettes and horses.
-Mittens Winett, in Puck
Huntsville gazette., 1892-11-19
Wake Them Tn!

That's what should be done with the kid
neys when they grow sleepy. Their mac
ton precedes their disease. That capital
diuretic, Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, gives
exactly the right impetus when they be-
come sluggish Use 1t and keep out Of dan
ger, for you are lin it'' if your kidneys
don't act. This medicine is also adapted 10
malarial and rheumatic ailments, want of
vigor and irregularity of bowels, liver and
stomach.
Huntsville gazette., 1892-11-19

GAS consumers at Kokomo, Ind, have
lots of fun at the expense of the gas
companies. The rival companies were
SO anxious for patronage that they were
supplying light and fuel free of cost. In
several cases they have piped the houses
without expense to the owners.
Huntsville gazette., 1892-11-19

"Mr. Hawkins" said she, "I wish
you'd decide bet between me and Mr..
Barrows. He says it is only five hun
dred feet from here to the beach, and
I say it's thousand"
"Wel," said Hawkins, ST should say
you were both right. It's about five
hundred of Barrows' feet and thou
sand Of yours. ."-Harper's Bazaar.
Huntsville gazette., 1892-11-19
Tb. A,proaeh OF tho worlds Fair.

The Household Furniture Man-Yes,
sir, the fifteen beds and forty cots will
be sent up to your address at once, sir.
Going to start hotel, suppose, sir?
Tompkins-No. But all my relatives
live in the country.-Chicago News
Record
Huntsville gazette., 1892-11-19
A Romance of 1000.
Truth.

Extract from dime novel of the fu
ture:
Then the pirate king shouted in ez,
cited accents: What ho! nv lads
Here is the site Of the buried treasure
Heave up yon bedded plate of brass and
look beneathr
"The noble Don Maclerel forced
back the bandits, and with one mighty
swing OF his sword Glove the brazen
ring in twain. There, carefully buried
away in a jeweled casket, lay two scut-
ties OF coal, full to the brim!''-Chieaoo
News.
Far Ahead.
Optimist-I'm not going to worry
about things. It'll be all right when
nv ship comes in.
Pessimist-But when does the shin
come in?
Optimist-Haven't the slightest idea.
Don't believe she's even launched vet
Harper's BaZar.
Huntsville gazette., 1892-11-19

a Methodist minis
ter, and from a child
a member of the
church and Sunday
school. He began
working in the Sun
day-school in Chi
cago at the age of
seventeen, teaching
in his own church
cobco1 op6 of tho
Huntsville gazette., 1892-11-19
How It Happened.

The sportive granger's suicide
Quite simple came to pass.
He "blew in all his money first
And then blew out the gas.
Washington Star.
Huntsville gazette., 1892-11-19
No Doubt.

Mrs. Hicks-This paper tells about
a woman who stepped on needle two
weeks ago, and yesterday it came out
Of her tongue.
Hicks-Worked out, I suppose
Truth.