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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-19
DELEG ATES .
PRECINCT.


Precinct mass meetings to elect dele
gates to the county convention will be
held in each precinct on Friday, August
10, 1892.
The several precinct meetings will be
held al the places, as follows, to wit:
Precinct No. AT the house of Jose de
la Luz Roibal.
Precinct No. 2--At the house of Vicente
Ortega.
Precinct No. 3--At the court house.
Precinct No. Alt the public school
house.
Precinct No. 5-At the house OF Felipe
Romero.
Precinct No. Cat the house of German
Pine.
Precinct No. AT the public school
house.
Precinct No. Sat the house of 5ylves.
tire Davis.
Precinct No. 9-At the house of Fran
cisco Lujan.
Precinct No. 10-At the public school
house in San Pedro.
Precinct No. 1l-At the house Of
Precinct No. 12-At the House of Ma
tias sandoval.
Precinct No. 13-At the house of P.
Powers.
Precinct No. 14-At the house of Anto-
Mo Maria Martinez.
Precinct No. l5-At the house of Jose
Gutierrez.
Precinct No. 1G-At the house OF Jose
Amado Lucero.
All precinct meetings will be called at
the hour of O'Clock p. M, of August 10.
CHAs. 4 SPIEss, 7. B. CATRoN,
Secretary. Chairman.
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run for chief Judge OF the court OF appeals,
the campaign funds for this state must be
handled wholly by the Hilltes, and the
Tammany.IIill men must have entire
control Of the assembly candidates and
elections. 1t seems that the anti-sDappers
had laid out plan to elect enough assem-
5lymen to prevent Tammany-1ill
union on II United States senator. mas
much as Gov. Flower was to he the caucus
nominee, SO as to elevate Sheehan to the
gubernatorial chair, you can see how the
Grace .Fairchild scheme struck at the
vitals of the Hil.TammaDy men. New
York Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-19
WABASH TRAINS.

Free Reclining Chair Cars Pullman &
Wagner Sleeping Cars-Palace Diners
Sumptuous Drawing Room Coaches-All
modern luxuries.
No. 2-The Banner Limited-St. Louis
to Chicago. Leaves st. Louis 8 :05 p. M,
arrives Chicago7 a. m.
No. 42-St. Louis-Boston. Leaves St.
Louis 6:55 p.m., arrives Boston 9: 80
second morning.
No. 6-Limited-Leaves Kansas City
$40 p. M, arrives Toledo Ais next
afternoon.
No. 56-Niagara Falls Limited--Leaves
Chicago 10 80 p. M, arrives Niagara Falls
the next afternoon at 5, and New York at
next morning, 42d st. Station.
No. 54-Leaves Chicago p. M, ar
rives Niagara Falls the next morning at
8, and New York at 8 :55 p. m.
No. s st. Louis Flyer-Leaves Kansas
City 1886 p. M, arrives st. Louis a. m.
No. 2-Leaves Kansas City l0a. M,
arrives st. Louis 6:l5 p. m.
No. 4-Leaves Denver $40 p. M, ar
rives st. Louis a. M, second day.
No. 6-Kansas City. Chicago-Leaves
Kansas City daily 20 p. m.
G. ii. HAMPTON,
Coml Agent, 1927 18th St., Denver, Colo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-19
SPLIT ON HOGG.

That is a very interesting state OF al
fairs political that the state OF Texas is
Just nov rubbing its sleepy eyes over.
The Democracy, as was expected, has
gone to pieces on the rock Of Hogg, and
has split wide open. For the average
outsider, Democrat and Republican alike,
this will be no matter of regret, for there
can be no question that Texas, an empire
of magnificent resources, would have
been far ahead of " hat it is to-day had it
not been for that stupendous Democratic
majority,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-19
Whit TeNas Needs.

Texas has heathGul climate in which
factory hands or other laborers can work
more months in the year than they can
in the east or in England. Galveston
News.
So she has, but her beautiful 10000
Democratic majority and old "befoh the
wah" notions will forever keep her in
the back ground. What Texas needs is q
good dose of the spirit of 1892. What she
wants is more brains and less Baileys in
the front to advertise her stupidity. Chi
cago Inter. Ocean.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-19
GALL FOR A REPUBLICAN CON.
NENTAON.

A convention of the Republicans of
Santa Fe county is hereby called to meet
at Santa Fe, on Monday, August %, 1892,
ut . o'clock p. ~, at the county court
house, for the purpose of electing dele
gates to represent the Republicans of
Santa Fe county in the Republican terri
toria convention. to be held az Las We
gas, N. NJ, August %, 1892. for the pur-
pose of nominating candidate for dele
gate to the sd congress of the United
States.
Precincts will be entitled to the follow
ing number OF delegates, respectively,
based upon the number of votes cast for
delegate to congress at the last general
election:
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-19

SEVERAL OF our more or less esteemed
contemporaries in neghbor;Dg towns are
not exactly pleased with the fact that this
city within the next twelve months will
be located in the midst of an extensive
irrigation system, that will irrigate Is, 1000
acres OF the choicest and best lands in the
territory of New Mexico; but it is coming
all the same and can not ne kept back.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-19

The Buffalo, N. Y, Times mildly in
dorses a common Democratic delusion
after this wise: ut may be that the re-
suit in November will show a Cleveland
majority in the electoral college greater
than the thirty. six votes that New York
will cast. But the Democrats propose to
have New York Also" The Democrats
can not elect their candidate for president
without New York, unless they carry Hi
nois, with two of the three states of Iowa,
Kansas and Nebraska, and they have
about one chance in 10000 of doing that.
Even if they carry New York, they will
probably be defeated. And the chances
are against their winning in that great
ate.-Denver Sun.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-19

IT is reported that the Democratic
statesmen, Chats what they call them
selves in this county are to throw dice to
determine whom they shall nominate for
the legislative assembly, Mr.. G. F. Eas-
ley or MIR. w. +. Dame. This is direct
from the headquarters of the great states
men at the head of the Democracy in the
county OF Santa Fe.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-19

forms of money are equally good. En-
elish trade has been greatly injured in all
silver using countries by the fluctuations
in the price of bullion, and this fact may
cause the British members of the interna-
tional monetary conference TO favor the
rehabilitation OF the white metal. Denver
Republican.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-19

Effective this date, the Santa Fe South
ern and D. & r. G. railways will sell ex-
cursion tickets to the following points,
good to return until, October 81, 1892,
with two days transit limit in each direc-
ton: Denver, $23.75; Colorado Springs,
1890; Pueblo, $17.55. Passengers leave
Santa Fe at 0:10 a. M, supper at Ala
mosa and take through Pullman sleeper,
arriving at Denver at IS o'clock the follow
ing morning, making close connections
with tho Burlington, Rock Island and
Union Pacific flyers for Kansas City,
Omaha, st. Louis, Chicago, and all points
east.
For further information call on or ad-
dress,
ta T.J HELM,
Genl. Supt. S. Fe S. Ry.
Santa Fe, N. M.
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Here You Are! Cheap Rates to Kan
sas CITY,

For the biennial encampment, uniform
rank, Knights of Pythias, Kansas City,
August 90 to 81, 1892, aud annual meet
ing Deutscher Kregerbund of North
America, Kansas City. August 20 to "a,
1892, the A., 7. q S. F. R. r. will sell
tickets to Kansas City and return at one
lowest first.class fare ($2S.55 from Santa
Fe.) Tickets on sale August 10th to 23d,
inclusive, with final limit of September
16, 1892.
This rate being open to everybody, it
will be good opportunity for merchants
trading in Kansas City to replenish their
stocks, and for pleasure seekers to see the
metropolis of the Missouri valley at very
small cost. w. M. SMITH,
City and Depot Agent.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-19
Kansas.

Kansas Is a great state for corn, wheat,
cattle, hogs and financial independence.
The A., r. & S. F. r. Il. has several
thousand nice farms for aale in its old
land grant along the fertile Arkansas
river in south, central and western Kan
sas. For copy of folder giving full infor-
nation relating to crop capacity OF Kansas
lands, cost per acre and terms OF sale
write to G. II MoREHoUsE, D. f. u Z. A.,
Ell Paso, Texas.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-19

THE Republicans Of New Mexico mean
to have foil, iair and honest election );
the Democratic bosses at Albuquerque
and the White Cap leaders had best take
due notice. The day OF carrying elections
by fraud, and by stealing ballot boxes
giving unfavorable majorities to them,
must 20 aud TINT this present election.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-19
PRESS COMM ENI'S.


This is the hat the grands,e wore
on the bloody field of Tippecanoe;
And this the banner his legion bore
In loyal fealty, b ave and true.
Ana this Is the hat when war was closed,
Which gracefully on his head reposed,
In civil lie at duty's call,
Or quietly hung on the White H0;..sscc Wal
This is the ha the grand"1n wore
From 'sixty-one 20 slxty four
'Midet :nut and shell
And Rebel ell,
Till the cruel war was DER
Aud this, the hat that fell to Ben
In lightweight; it fit ed then,
And still continues u perfect fit:
Success hasn't swelled his head bit.
IT'S the peoples plide, and the popular roar
That "Ben snail wear it four years morep
Boston journal
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-19

Mr.. RICHARD CROKER said before Mr..
Cleveland's nomination, that if the latter
were nominated, he would lose New
York state by 100000. Now Mr.. Croker
says that be expects majority of $4,000
votes in New York City alone for Mr..
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-19

THE Republican convention at Las We
gas will be composed OF representative
men and good and honest citizens having
the welfare of the people of New Mezieo
at heart the winning nmassIi will be nomi
mated at that convention.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-19

THE Albuquerque Democratic bosses
are figuring around, with might and
main, bow to trade off Joseph and the
county tickets for the legislative assem-
bly,; they think they have succeeded in
figuring it down to fine point and will
be successful.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-19

Notice.

Notice is hereby given that the firm OF
Hall & Penquite is this day dissolved by
mutual consent, Mr.. Halls interest being
purchased by S. NJ. Blanford. The firm
will henceforth be Penquite & Blanford,
which firm will assume all liabilities of
the old firm. PENQUITE & BLANFoRD,
w. A. HALL.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-19

First train leaves Santa Fe at $40 p. M, con-
meets with No. east bound and No. west
bound, returning at ll:l5 p. m.
Second train leaves Santa Fe at l1:30 p. M,
connects with No. west bound, and returns at
1:15a. m.
Third train leaves Santa Fe ut $50 a. m, con
meets with NOD east bound, returning at 8
a. m.
Nos. and are the Northern California and
FL Paso trains.
Nos 8 and 4 are the Southern California trains
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-19

Seven thousand dollars of TAGS county
current expense bonds will be sold to the
highest bidder. Bids will be received IN
to August 20, 1892, when the same will
be opened. Address all communications
to Treasurer, Taos county, Taos, N. M.
]. P. RNKER,
Chairman Board of Co. Com.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-19

As FAR as the fee system is concerned,
it should certainly be abolished. Pay
good salaries and elect good and honest
men to office and the people will be bet
ter and more efficiently served.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-19

TIE force bill bogy may be immense in
the eyes Of Mr.. Grover Cleveland and the
New York Sun, but it certainly is not in
the eyes of the people of the country.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-19

PAY your poll tax; the law says you
shall not vote unless YOU have have paid
your poll tax for the present year.
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should Take His Own Medicine.

Mr.. Cleveland advises all Democratic
tariff speakers to be plain, simple and
straightforward in their statements. The
eminent doctor should take a few doses
of his own medicine. Minneapolis Trib-
une.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-19

AT buying votes and stealing ballot
boxes the Democrats bosses of New Mex
leo will have a monopoly this year as
they had it two years ago.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-19

THIS city must get move on itself in
the matter of cleanliness and city i'm
provements. There is no time to be
Loot
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savings of Working People Vnder
the Mckinley Bill.

The Mckinley bill put higher duty on
knit goods of cotton, and large quantities
of these goods are now made at Amster-
dam, N. Y. The Amsterdam Savings bank
had deposits of $4,000
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-19
L.. WALDO,

courts OF the territory. Prompt attention given
to all business Entrusted to his care. Office in
Catron Block.
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They N:ust do s,omething Toward 1t.

The silver question is much more
troublesome in India, Mexico and other
countries which are on the silver basis,
than in the United States, where all our
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-19
sRgsssss;ssasl.

Amsterdam Is town of 10000 inhab
itaffts, and the cashier of the savings
bank, Mr.. Thatcher, says the deposits are
nearly all made by working people.-New
York Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-19

II. A. FIBKE,
Attorney and Counselor ct Law, P. o. Box
ST." Santa Fe, N. M, practices In supreme and
all district courts Of New Mexico. Special at.
tention given to mining and Spanish and Mex
lean land grant litigation.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-19
CIeyeIand's Pension vetOes.

A good deal has been said about the
president, of vetoing pension bills. The
worst, most odious and contemplate
feature of Cleveland's conduct in this re-
spect was bis practice of casting sneer
and insult at the unfortunates to whom
he denied relief. AS president it was his
right tu veto pension bill, or any other
bill, if he saw fit. But the possession of
that power did not justify him in casting
sneers and throwing offensive reflections
at the poor widows of brave men who
went to the front while he skuked to the
rear.
1t is natural that Cleveland should dis.
like the pensioners, recalling, as they do.
their own part, or the part OF those upon
whom they depend, in the struggle for
the nations life. 1t is natural that one
who evaded service in the war should re-
gard with jealousy and luminosity those
who did their duty in the war. But that
is no sound reason why president of
the United States should have given the
soldiers widows ridicule and contumely
when they asked for bread.-New York
Press.
Mr.. Whitney's Bargains -TrOubIe
Over the Cleveland Program of
Federal Patronage.
The bargains which William G. Whit
ney made at Chicago in his fast and
furious game to nominate Grover Cleve-
land. and to which attention was called
in the Press at the time, are returning to
plague him. According to inside state
ments made yesterday they are now
playing havoc in the ranks of the Dem
ocracy.
The one great bargain which Mr.. Whit
ney then made with Richard Croker was,
as was then stated in the Press, to turn
the whole federal patronage of this state
in case of Cleveland's election over to the
Tammany and Hi forces. This was
after Tammany and the Hill forces had
been made frantic by the defeat of Hill
and when Mr.. Whitney was ready to 60
to any and all extremes to placate the
| Hillites.
Messrs. Grace, Fsirchild and Anderson
learned Of the Whitney-Croker bargain
and they were angry through and through.
They demanded control OF Mr.. Cleveland's
canvass, as already narrated in these
columns. This, of course, set Messrs.
Hill, Murphy, Sheehan and Croker going
like mad hornets. Then came Mr.
Cleveland's "please pass it around" letter
to Mr.. Farchild, urging the Cleveland
faithful TO yield to Mr.. Whitney.
And now, in the midst of twistings and
turnings, comes Mr.. Whitney's most
clever stroke. Said a prominent Demo
crat yesterday: "Mr. Whitney showed
Hillite leaders letter from Cleveland
pledging to turn over to them the federal
pratonage. He made one or two mild
personal requests for anti snapper friends
who had aided him, but otherwise put
himself, body and soul, into the control
of Tammany hall. The Hill men saw
their opportunity. They made an ultima
tum of three points Maynard must be
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-19

County committees are rCqnesteh 10
make oil proper arrangements Tor the
holding Of county conventions.
County committees will arrange for the
holding of precinct mass meetings.
In the event of failure of the county
committee to call such precinct mass
meetings and county convention, and in
counties where there may be no county
committee, then the call for precinct and
county conventions will be issued by the
members Of the territorial central com
mittee for such county.
The chairman and secretary OF county
conventions are requested to mail to the
secretary Of this committee a certified list
of the delegates chosen at such conven'
ton.
Under existing rules n" "ltn.n OTTO dHin-
gates to the territorial convention can be
elected. No proxies will be recognized
unless properly executed and given to
residents of the county from which the
delegate whom the proxy represents is
chosen.
By order of the Republican central
committee OF New Mexico.
L. A. HUGHEs, r. f. TwITCIIELL,
Secretary. Chairman.
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GEO. HILL HOWARD,

Attorney and Counsellor at Law, Santa Fe, N.
NJ. Associated with Jeffries & Earle, 14l7 f st.,
N. W., Washington, d. q. Special attention
given to business before the land court, the
general land office, court of private land claims,
the court of claims and the supreme court of the
United States. Habla Castellano dara atencion
especial cuestiones de mercedes reclamos
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Santa Fe, New Mexico.
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PAPER In New Mexico. 1t is sent 10 every los'
ing ejaculation among the intelligent anu Pc
glessve people of the southwest
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4. B. Catron W. E. Coons.
CATRON " COONS.
Attorneys at law and solicitors IN chancery
Santa Fe, N M. Practice i'll all the courts of the
territory.
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PROFESSIONAL CARDS.
ATTORNEYS AT LAW.
MAX FROST,
ATTORNEY AT LAW, Santa Fe, New Mexico.

EDWARD l.. BARTLETT,
lpTver. santa Fe, New Mexies. Office Catron
Block.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1892-03-31

Next day two more strangers eame
TO town, and they went TO Fox's hill;
and the next day the whole pack went
away.
The following week Bascomb came
back with carpenters and builders and
a carload Of machinery. and the boys
began 20 think they were dreaming.
The statesmen at GlAzer's store
woke up about this time. and began TO
neglect the affairs of the nation IN
watching Bascomb and his men
Jim Macarthur had not very long TO
wait TO find out the why and wherefore
Of these mysterious movements. His
father sent for him. and said:
80 ron are the boy who fooled Bas-
comb. are you? / just heard to-day
that you were the one who conceived
that great April fool joke. You ought
to be proud of its success"
Why" stammered Jim
Because" explained his father, with
a grim smile. you put the fellow on
10 the biggest vein Of copper that has
ever been found in this region. II is
fifteen inches thick. If it's one"
What cried Jim. in amazenert
''He never said . word-he never told
i thought"
''Of course. Of course" said Jim's
father. lie let you fool boys think
you had fooled him. and he just slipped
down to Detroit. bought the whole hill
for a song. formed a company. and
now he can sell out his share for n
hundred thousand tomorrow. But he
won't: he'll hold on. and he'll be .
millionaire in five years
Then Jim went out. called the boys
together in caucus. and they then and
there resolved that they had played
the most expensive April fool joke on
record-Victor Valentine, in Golden
Days
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1892-03-31

Il q veritable Easter number. In It's
pictures. in its stories. in its poems. the
Easter spirit predominases- This April
number i quite as acceptable n remem-
brance at the Faster season "a the ron
vcntional cari or booklet Meynelle's
frontiSpiece. Faster Day Burgess
full-page Faster Lily CARROTS stir
ring erusading picture. are fitting ae-
compartments tn Miss PoulS~on-s
charming verses. The Flowers Easter
Message. to Miss Barstow's delightful
STORY Of an Easter Hat and 10 FL
bridge : Brooks spirited Easter Day
ballad Of cruSading days. Prince Al
merie's Amulet Mrs Lewis descrip
tion Of the "Easter-Tuee. and the days
festivities in Germany. Miss Amanda
H. Harris delightful story of How
Easter came ~ the little Nuremberg
Maids and another sketch in the Fair
Harvard Series. The Holy Coat Of
Treves by Kenneth Mckenzie are
timely. Miss Cooke contributes n eapi-
tai wartime story of southern life.
The Romance Of Calico Gown. Tu-
dor jerks. a characteristic wonder
story. .NhuStophers Al Home. and
Lieut-CoL Thnrudike. a stirring az
count q a aight ~Out of Paris By Bal
boa H. LothroP 10. BoSson- Pubs
% cents . number. s. 80 year.
Oxford eagle. (Oxford, Lafayette Co., Miss.) 1876-current, 1892-03-31
a CHANCE TO SMILE.

ETHEL showing her engagement
rinrl-"Don't you admire his TASTE?
Maud-"Ye-eS 80 far as jcwelry con-
eerned.--N. Y. Sun
PA-"One of our boys has been steal
ing raisins again; I have found the
seeds on the floor. Was il you Tommy
Tommy-.'It wasn't me; ! swallowed the
seeds in mine.-Texas Siftings-
MISS GTDDIGUsH-"Mr. Crusty. did you
see the Cooington baby? DO tell me
how il looked Old Crusty-"Um-ahl
Il is quite small, clean shaven, red
faced, and looks like . hard drinker."-
Puck.
''wHAT's the price Of them opera
riasSes?- he asked as he entered the
OPTICIANS ''Twenty-eigh. dollars.
said the clerk. well, say, I've only
rot one eve. Can't you knock of fifty
per oent?~-Harpcr's Bazar.
MEs. SUBUEB-"No more milk7
What's the matter?- Gardene-"The
COW has stopped givin' milk. mum"
Goodness me. why?- Because she's
dry, mum" Then why in the world
don't you give her a drink2T-N- \.
UaaEIr