The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1892-07-28
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be suffice, A Bad Ess This suhseet ~
90 sr4ss lecturer ssisvotsbly.
There are Zoo may people 10 th'
wUf4s sho n@ The rect esss 10 sst'
osbe ~
-rbsrt'sss stdsriss - APATHY bsisesi
iAstasH beg AID srssiss vesds. III
b, 10 aoas - bur, them 10 The lcssi
- Ie-lis lots % iss 10 make ian o
sscissy. isntisi Ehs fs; bat ii's heaps
note iss 10 be 10 spcisiy and be made far
o.
"A Soulh Jersey paper makes The re
m uisble .isleBeti that tbia people are
vary ibles IN ibis nsishborhood.
a little Learning 10 10 fool. like scapsy
powder 10 lsrse gap. ~ili con stlmss make
eoneils able nolse
- he (nstiss fer . eomplimsni) An
b. ssone uea are ooncciied, you know
Sc, Sat !, dsss not follow tbs, ALL con-
Gets men are hscdscne
Teacher Go mieerslosy olass) John.
ny. give ne the pane Of the largest knoua
dismsnd Jobauy The soc.
Say, waiter. srel.insd 90 impsiieni
customer. I've been here full hourl I've
been here siece seven this morning. snse
vfrsd the waiter; tiresoms. sint IT,
His slteh,ions 10 you hare been mark
ed. have they mott said the young vonsns
experienced friend. Oh. yes. He bss
nsver taken the price tag OF sny OF his
presents.
This 10 the first poem | ever vrots,
cir. tsid the caller. handing IL TO the edi
tor. Then could no, for moment think
Of taking IL from you. replied the gener'
ous editor. handing IL back.
Young Mira Fil.s You do not tire Of
my singing, do you, desri Mr. Fits
No, love; Jour voioe reminds me so much
OF that girl WAS engaged 10 alone 10 1885.
And she basr't sang anything since.
Say, Bronny. said Hicks. enthusiastic,
ally, you never saw my baby. did No.
returned Bronson. shortly but I've seen
plenty Of othtrL Lets 60 and play bill.
lizards.
Glars lsi the Simpkins grand hop)-
Didnt Miss Muslin's ball dress reach her
in time 10 day. Msud-I believe 50.
Clars-Then how does II happen she isn't
hsrei Msud-I. came q. o. ID.
A bard race. DR.. Psncheon Your
son Tom is pursuing bis studies at college
nov. l believe. Farmer Plougbshsrs--
Ysss. spose so. He's pursuin OF EN-. |
Doctor. bnt whether he'll ever ketch up
with en- is question.
--Jeanueite--Doe Miss Bosrjmsn get |
her lovely CON rleIion from her father, or
her mo,herf Gladys (sweetly) From her
father. He's 10 the drag business.
Customer (enlering uneIpectsdly)-
30, sir, I've caught you putting water into
the milk. Milkman Yes -er - no; that
Ia. sir, I'm only washing II. You don,
suppose I'm going TO serve my customers
with dirty milk, do ytu1
Assistant I'm sorry TO say. sir. that
another genuine poem got 10 by mistake
this month. Magazine Eiitor- Heavensl
Your mad to say III Any news IRON our
resdsr,G Assistant One sudden death
snd SIX prosirsted by the shock.
-Bulhoch -Miss SmilsI has wonder.
ful memory. Wooden Why. what proof
has she given OF ~ Balaach Why.
met her at supper last night aud she not
onl reminded me about our being engage
ed 4 simmer. bu, gave me number OF
the details.
Abraham We're yos you oil dis day
key 80 Fadder, vos in do woods. an
sss nee, foil Of young burts. and dsy
do nothin' but sing Cheepl cheepl Abra.
ham Mine gracious, Ikeyl get oil dem
burts you canl I'll hang dem 10 der frond
~indos and let dem holler bout de goots.
Mrs. Van Stayvessut Il understood
that Mrs. Van Amsterdam wAs not .. oil
pleased With Psdder Eff,y's piano plsyiug'
Mrs. Van CortIsndt Why. you see, the /
stupid fellow didn't tell . soul thst she
gave him $1,000 TO play q, her las, recep. T
i,on.
--Rossmond - o. desrl What wretch
ID memory l hsvsl There's my dentist's :
sppoiutment this afternoon, and I've jus.
rem embered i'll Gertrude Well, / don't [
nee bat whs, you've thought OF IL IN time.
That's Just II; didnt want
10 remember II ill 10 morrow.
Il bear that Montgomery hss taken
bic con on. Of college. IL that COZ Was
he yonib getting npidi Oh, no; but hisl
'esoher asked him 10 work out problem
q mathematics and be objected; said none
Of bis folks had ever worked out. and the =
s.her sustained the obi sction.
Have you fred up my vill' said the
'ich mao 70 Lawyer Qaillios Yes Evi .
'rythiue - tight - you can make w En, J,
irely 30. Well. nov want to ssk you a
no, professional. bat ~
'isin, everyday nsn. Who do you hoo,
atty think stands the best show OF getting '
be property.
The Uuinien.ional; The Minister'S
Vile 10 industrial scholar Elm Jane, I
su sorry 10 besr from your schoolmis j
rsss you are not diissnt a your seedlsi
scrk You know sho il il fnds work for v
die hands to dol Eliza Jsne lin,cnsly -
nIioas 70 prcpiiisit) Yes'n; please m .,
gu dol =,
Little Johnny 90 married folks: Nam, 10
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