St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-18
SUNRISE SIGNALS.

Nothing in life so wen became the st. Paul
base ball club as its leaving of it.
No wonder Spring comes limping along
with chilblains on her feet.
Mrs Frank Leslie Wilde complains bitterly
because her husband, Willie, won't work.
Perhaps the fair lady herself is partly TO
blame. Were he married TO some wives we
wot of. he would work like a defective jar of
raspberry jam.
At regular advertising rates Rudyard KIP
ling received about SI5O,001 for that half
column letter he wrote about New York.
Here Is an excerpt from the New York
World that appears to be equally applicable
to st. Paul: IF you get into cab that hasn't
the fare rates posted the best thing to do is to
get out again"
1t would not be possible to get American
tin sufficient to make sounding board for
the accommodation of the oratorical liars
who will attend the Minneapolis convention.
The Republican editor in Minnesota who
inveighs against the free binding Irvine bill
recently passed by Democratic congress-
Tor the benefit of Minnesota farmers-writes
himself down a-Dogberry.
Baron Fava has resumed his diplomatic
position in Washington. He Is fully as good
looking. and he knows ten times more.
But week ago an eminent trainer of pugi-
lists solemnly announced to n wondering
world that Blaine was being slowly starved
to death by the advice of incompetent physi-
Clans. Now we are told that Mr.. Blaine
lately attended cireus and go.ged himself
on several bags of the succulent peanut
Washed down with number of bumpers of
red lemonade, peanuts in sufficient quaint
ties, will keep any man from starving.
In certain Democratic political quarters it
confidently believed that Mr. Watterson is
ont of trumps and has played his last ace.
SO far in the campaign Mr.. Cleveland has,
apparently. spared for wind and tired out
his most vigorous opponents.
A surprising story is waited up from New
York TO the effect that one Dan Lamont has
undertaken to GUST Mr.. Gould from the con-
troll of the Manhattan Elevated railroad
This is sad news, and it is to be hoped that
young Mr.. Lamont will reconsider his de-
termination before it is everlastngly too late
The Lamont canary that pauses to monkey
with the Gould ManX eat is in awful jeop-
ardy.
From the Macon (Ga.) News we learn that
Georgia will send an uninstrueted delega-
ton to Chicago, whose first choice will be
Cleveland. The sentiment in favor oe CleYe
land as opposed to Hill is about three to
one" And this is the state which for three
months the Atlanta Constitution has been
p!edging to Senator Hill! Verify the Con-
stitution should vote itself an amendment.
Did it evec occur to Cleveland and W after
son to '.get together|'
Quay may plant and Plat may water, but
the river and harbor bill is what is raising
hob with Ben HarriSon's Minneapolis expec-
tations just now VIII he sign it? He'll be
damned if he does and damned if he don't.
Pity the sorrows of poor old trucker to ex-
pedieney. who never made political move
without an eye to his own Ders onal advance
ment.
Many people are wondering why Herbert
opeHcer ueclIleu recent OHer 10 MAKE Hlm
London alderman. Perhaps Herbert hasn't
got turtle mouth.
The confidence of Mr.. Edison in his ability
to establish telephone communication with
Mercury and Mars. and find out whether the
inhabitants of those planets ara civilized or
savage, is sublime Why not send over the
talking doll'' to interview them?
1t is an open question whether or no Uncle
Jerry Rusk could be indicted for showing
such queer weather on the country.