Hopkinsville Kentuckian. [volume] (Hopkinsville, Ky.) 1889-1918, 1892-12-16
suNoeNr PARAGRAPHS.


-"Workin' now, pste?p iNav I g,,
Job In dc city hall "--Buiralo r ynrcs,
"A man who lives fast cam N r4i,.,t
that enjoyment will keep up with ri a.
--Binghamton Republican
When the people find ont that a
man IA man nt'hIiuc thy don't e,re
how COOL he prOIcs ,es to bt at ehurah.
Rams Horn
Mrs Fawrctl -"pnnI Won n ln,re
Mrs Morey's dam % i.?' Misl Van III.
tep with The family griaia-ssl, ys'.,
fairly dole ~ pAstry"
"A COOL Test. 4 ru yyiSs--"Wu, rs
Insect powder you gbt ti,ut 80 tags =.
hfaetory2' uum n.,y-" ~ s., hia.tat,. !,
seem TO Hike " rtv tre Va 'iv.n., on
it"--Dctroit Frrc p,pSt.
< Wife tsxcltciift l"t.ym ?, IN 'i,,
this shall certainly loss INV temper"
Husband--"No danger my dear A
thing OF that size Is not easily L,st. -
Commercial Bulletin.
--Explained. = Flint = "whv docs
young Dumley always wear ttu hi,
mackintosh?" Fogg -"lIe doesn't know
enough "a go In when Il rains -stitip.
--"What was this man hrrestc tore
"fmpersonating an officer. yer Honor
Jaw him take two b .ndtals OF PEANUTS
and banana on corner fruit stand"
Washington Star
FOR the Land Of Divorces sales.
man--"But you're n n 2 in u warran,
these plated wc,ltng rint, l., wcar
twenty years. Mipufa itur,r--"r Iat,
all right They're mate rVpcsss for
a., III. A.. a A q.
GOOD Advice. --Nrt y vri'h (who
pridcs har'ctr IN he Sn,vl,l!,o nrtj
ITO whiah Iastit itiot ,bypi thin'SI
ought b. lolss M biit tsitwtsl liee
Conscientious Artlst-e.ro the asylum
for the blind. kate Fields Washing.
ton
--"Donnerwetter. what sight you
are" 'Just asI was leaving the house
10 come 70 the club my wife pelted me
with flowers - "But that doesn't 40
count for your bruised and battered ap.
pcarancA" "You soc. she forgot 10
take them out OF the pots "-Fllegende
Blatter. NMA WK fff
"A Slight MitaIse-s>"O, do just
adore Wagner" said Mra Scrubb on
the hotel veranda "Ile Is 10 grand. so
awe inspiring. so-Porter, where Ia that
orchestra7' please, num-" replied
the porter. hum bly,, that's no orches.
ira, mum There be dog fight in the
back yard, mum "--Iironklyn Eagle.
Don't you think Mira Giltfeather
Ia charming hostesS2' said one young
woman TO another yes indeed, . was
the reply, ''she always does the right
thing at the right time" That's what
impressed me Did you notice, dear
how she served rcfreshmcnts imme-
diately after you sang9'--washinRton
Star.
--I.Ady--"You had better wait up for
the master sosnight. Thomas. spnd u he
is vcry tired, you might help him to
bod" Thomas Yea ma'am; but
hadn't John better STAY mp along with
me? cause when the master Is very
tired, hes awful lively sud strong"
Lady--"Just as you please Thomas"
Piek-Me-Up
The Work Male kasy. "A scene in f,
q picture gallery shows "madel
model in man who serves model
for an artist. aud who. la the artists
absence, explains the picture 10 u lad
visitor From whom Ill Mr. MGL
paint that head?" Prom yours obc.h
entity. madam sits for the 'eads OF
slrs old men" lie must find you.a
very useful person" Yes madam. I
order his frames, stretch his canvass.
wash all his brushes, set his palette sud
mix his color. All has got 10 do Is "
shove EN- ON. Tit Rita