The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-10-16

across q woman who is all thorns and find
that she calls herself Rosel Isn's IL ridicu-
lous to meet q woman nearly sax feet high
and hear her addressed as Tinyi And isn't
it absolutely idiotio To find q colorleas Great
urs with gray eyes and ashy hair, Ewho
speaks Of herself as Pinkyl Give me q
name that you are not ashamed to see on a
check or a tombstons-that is a credit to
you while you are young, aud sufficiently
dignihed when you are old. What the peo-
pie who love Us may call US Is another thing
that should be done when there are no
strangers around, but for the world at large
to know q woman, not 9 girl. mind you,
but woman, as Pinky or Pussy, is dis
grace TO American civilization.
A girl ought TO be taught to write hor
name as il IL given 20 her, for II it is an ugly
one, abe can make it beautiful by her own
charms; If, unfortunately, she had fools for
parents, she ought TO have the privilege OF
altering her front name long bsfore sue
changes the last one-v hen entering the
holy state Of matrimonY. Somebody =!
know laughs at this and says: You would
call a man Jack or Dick or Ton, II you
loved him, If he were co." perhaps would,
but / should do It when was alone wlth
him, and / should preface it with two "a,
iectives-dear and old. certainly snouId
not call hun "T0tty" or "LAmbkins." as l
have heard women called.
woMAN's THREE NOBLE PROFESSIONS.
And yet after the Chicago fair women
are TO DO everything. You see, woman Is
TO drive the nail H. and that is essentially
the work of man. don't mean this as
any old toke: I know il 70 be sad and
sorry truth. have stood on back OF a
chair with a nail in one hand and ham,
mer in the other, and IL the nall got into
the place It should get without the hammer
hviDg hsck In my face, or vicfously brais-
ing nv fingers IL was due 70 accident; IL
was never due TO my good sense.
| frankly and freely confess this. and
really ! shall begtn &c relieve that
WOMEN WILL OWN TIE rUnE
when Ses the nail and hammer subserVi-
ent to the feminine hand. It isn't yet.
have made inquiries, aud / know what
am talking about. Until it ia, there is a
hope in my TniDd that women will. as far as
possible, stick to those three beautiful pro-
fessions In which 10 man can ever reach
then-the professions of daughter, mother
and wife. Yes, l think 1t. You may not
agree with me, because you have aspi-
reEons.
But II you are a man, 9 real man, a
neutrality-suspicious. man, you do.
You say, Here, want TO take care Of she
women Of my family" and you do il. | tell
you, my FREUD, this being taken care OF Is
very good thing. The peach may be just as
attractive, just as sweet, but the bloom
very soon goes OFF it when it is displayed on
q corner fruit stand; aud women can't be !
quito the same, not quite as fine or quite as
feminine IL she has TO go out and hght the |
world for her bread and butter. RemeIn- |
Der. I am not saying one word against the |
great army of women who do this honor |
ably and nobly, who are obliged to do it,
and who, pray God may succeed. But 1t |
is better, much better, II you are woman,
to be taken care OF.
ALL MANNER OF NICE THINGS.
Il is all very nice TO paint a picture and
get IA medal for 1t and some money, and to
work and work to make more successeS-but
it is a great deal nicer to make beautiful the
home nest and to be the one who gives the
loving applause for the work done.
Il rs all very nice to write an article and
have people praise you for 1t, and have
tell you what you may be In the
1t is a great deal nicer to make
lsinty lltTls Erocks for small people who, In
he near future, are going TO give you love
y g reward,
1t is all very nice TO touch tho keys of the
typewriter sll Gay long, when each click
means more mOney-but it is q great deal
lioer to have somebody else touch your
leart ana to realize that the money which
Iou hold wa earned foz you by somebody
Who is devoted to you.
IL is all very nice to be on the stage and
eceive the applause of the public, and TO
lAve your name IN all the papers and your
pictures every whers-but is is a great deal
nicer TO have ons man treasure you picture,
% have those you love 70 approve of you,
md 10 be cared for And made much Of by
hem.
Il is all very nice TO be independently
you can be, but you can't, not IL you have
\ n NJ n VIZ n N We
and you want something 10 love
you, and you want q homo. and you want
people who are essentially yours and who
take cers OF you. That's what we women
want. Perhaps that may come after the
Chicago fair. You eau be sure that ii is
the ardent wish Of BAB.