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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-10-08
HOW TO MANAGE A WIFE.
Men Who Ought to Know Relate
Interesting Experiences.
Howard Fielding and Maude-Opie Read
Thinks 1t Ought to Be Done Quietly
Bill Arp Wants to Know II
It's q joke on Him.
rcopyRrcHr. 1927

COPYRIGHT. fs?-
A gentleman who deeply needed the
information and who also knew where
to go for it. has asked me how to man.
age wife. He could not have asked a
better man. For whether Maude and /
have done well Or i'll, the responsibility
has been wholly mine. My wife has
been absolutely under my control.
Few other men can say this; for in
order to be able to say it man must be
a good liar by nature, and one who has
never let himself get out of training.
But in my case it is the truth. 1t is
always mans fault if his wife doesn't
suit him. He should mold her charac-
ter and disposition in accordance with
his wishes. 1t is wonderful how great
an influence we can have upon those
with whom we are intimately associ-
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-10-08

aged is not wife Mr. Beecher said
that the first thing to be done to insure
good health was to be born of healthy
parents And SO the best way to man.
age wife is not to marry one who has
to be managed. AS Bob said when he
had served out his sentence in the chain
gang: Boss, de best thing for you to
do when you git dar is-not to go dar."
Woman was the last and best work
of the Almighty If Adam evoluted,
she didn't. She came fresh from her
Makers hand, and was given to man to
refine him and elevate him How she
should manage him is fair question,
but how he should manage her is ride
ulous- 1t is a case of .'reductio ad alb
surdum, as the lawyers say The pure,
trusting, innocent being ties herself.
binds herself to this evoluted son of
Adam as fast as Prometheus was bound
to the rock, and as soon as the chains
are fastened he begins to look around
and inquire: How shall / manage
her?" Manage her like you did before
you married her. That's all.
Never let her know that she is
chained. Companionship is the word
-companionship that honors the
man more than it does the woman;
for she is of higher rank IN pur-
ity, in morality, in beauty. She is
link between him and the angels,
and will take us all to Heaven
if we will let her Three hundred
white convicts in one chain gang
in Georgia and not woman. Just
think of it. But the weeping and sor-
row are hers--sorrow FOR husbands and
sons who have fallen. The pain and
suffering in bringing us into the world
are hers. The care and anxiety of rails
ing the children are hers. Job speaketh
of the dark watches of the night when
deep sleep falleth upon man, but it
doesn't fall upon a weary mother with
a fretful or sickly child. ! know
whereof speak, for ten have come to
Us and she raised them and never muir
INJURED. 1t has been a world of trouble,
but she endured it 1t is all over now
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-10-08
Shaping . King.

Talleyrand one day. upon entering
the private study where father and son
were together. found the boy upon his
fathers knee, while Napoleon was
gently slapping him.
do you know what / Am doing?"
asked Napoleon.
mo. SIR" said the diplomatist. who
was far too wise to guess royal puzzles.
II am slapping king" was the
answer. And this trihing and harmless
pleasantly has been cited by serious
writer as proof of Napoleon's cruel
ty" to his childl-St Nicholas.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-10-08

Once. At an evening party. Mr.. Glad
stone, attempting to make himself
agreeable, it is to be presumed. said to
pretty, bright-eyed girl of seventeen
or eighteen summers, and distinguished
for her beauty and accomplishments in
the circle of her admirers:
Pray, Miss Blank, can you tell me
how love begins?"
And she instantly replied. with a
merry twinkle and smile:
why, with L. Of course" thus dis
committing the distinguished scholar and
statesman q Week.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-10-08
He Thought He Could Use II

Dossil ito Peck, the grocer)-I got .
dollars worth of sugar Of you yester-
day.
Peck-Yes, sir. ] remember. WA
there anything the matter with il?
Dossil-Oh no. ] merely called now
TO order barrel of lime. That and
sand will make excellent mortar. So
- build.-Truth-
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-10-08

d2kOIaCAOA. Otl1A
the capitalization of amusement pro-
jects at Springfield alone has already
mounted into the millions, and much Of
money this will come from New York.
Abbey, Scboeffel & Grau's spectacle
At the Auditorium. Steele Mackaye's en-
terprise on the worlds fair grounds. the
Eldorado of Weehawl1en, the Sousa
monster orchestra enterprise. the Hip
podromes," the Passion Play and Pains
fireworks will all be backed by eastern
money, and lots of it.
I'm fact" said Mr.. Schoeffel to me, cit
will be great Coney Island, with
amusements big and little on all sides,
with the greatest entertainments this
country has ever seen and with prob
ably more attractions outside than in
side the fair"
Theatrical managers, east and west,
have simply gone Chicago-mad. They
are paying tremendous prices for priv
ileges, big sum, for centrally located
property, and they seem to give no heed
whatever to the fact that July, August
and September, the great months of the
fair, are conducive to anything but in
door amusements. The latest Of the en-
terprises is contract to transplant the
Eldorado to Chicago. | am told that
the capitalization is something like two
million and half, that the grounds
have already been selected and that the
buildings will be an exact reproduction
of those at Weehawken, castle, casino,
fountain, lights, amphitheater and all.
eve will have two enterprises in Chi
cago from May to October, and the first
will be the spectacle America at the
Auditorium" said Mr.. Schoeffel to me.
THE play there will be arranged by
1mre Kiralfy, and he has carte blanche
as to expense. The Schaefer family, of
Vienna, to-day the most marvellous per-
formers in the world, are under con-
tract to appear in the spectacle. So is
Sandow, the strong man, and we are
closing contracts every week with star
performers in the capitals of Europe"
The Passion Play seems to be an as
sured fact. l am told that the incor-
poration of the company at Springfield
late in June was followed almost i'm
mediately by the signing of contracts
with all the great Oberammergau play
ers. The syndicate is represented in
Europe by Franz tanner. director of the
Imperial opera house at Vienna, and
his first contract was with Joseph Myer,
who personated the Saviour at Oberam-
mergau. All the others have been
signed on condition that the $50, 900
guaranteed them be placed in bank to
the order of third responsible party.
This, too, has been done, and it is now
the intention to have all the original
costumes and scenery brought here, and
an amphitheater will be constructed
for the production. Even
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-10-08

Mrs. Suburban-Do you raise your
own vegeta oles?
Mrs. Howson Lott-No. Wecan only
afford to pay the rent Of the cottage
and grounds this year: but nert year we
shall be well enough off TO be able to
raise few tomatoes and such things.
-puck
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-10-08
The Wav Il Worked

Boggs-I have a scheme
Foggs-What2
Boggs-You boom me for governor
and Ill boom you for congressman
Foggs-What good Will that do?
Boggs-We can both run for alder.
man next falL-Puck
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-10-08
Two Way. of Raising II.

Rev. Mr.. Choker-Has your eongreys-
ton raised your salary lately. Brother
Thirdly?
Brother Thirdly from the country
No. sir; it seldom raises more than half
of it in any given year.-Honsehoad
Monthly.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-10-08

PER OF HIS WIFE.
and the crop is laid by and she deserves
a pension both from earth and Heaven.
She never thought about managing me,
but she has done it. 1t is well enough
to talk about tanning shrew, but man
aging a woman-never. If there We're
whole book written upon it it would
go dead-stillborn-for a gentleman
wouldn't if he could. and tyrant
couldn't if he would. There may be
Petruchios, but there are no Hates.
BILL ARP.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-10-08

-Lhttle Tommy was making dread
full racket playing that he was loco
motive letting off steam. ringing a bell.
etc. Tommy" said his aunt, get
ting in front of him. you must stop
this noise" Tommy stood perfectly
quiet for a minute. and then said: The
engineer is waiting for the old cow to
get off the track"
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-10-08
The Ton Notch of Style.

Mrs. Hayrick-Mrs. Lawnmo says all
the folks at her house this summer is
fashionable people.
Mrs Meadow guess it's So All
the women has dogs, an all tn dogs is
sick.-N. y. Weekly.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-10-08

JEST thought you hated Jack
and yet you have accepted him." Bess
IL did hate him. but he proposed IN
der an umbrella, and said if refused
him De would let the rain drop on my
new hat.'-HoSton Post
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-10-08
FORTY MILLIONS FOR FUN.
That Is the Amount Invested Ia
Chicago "Side Shows"

Three Great spectacles-Abbey's "Amsf.
ica'' ut the Auditorium-"C oIum.
bus" at Baiiey's and tho Ell
dorado-The Passion Play.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-10-08

The Digby Bell opera company viii
furnish its share of light opera at
Hooley's, and two new operettas are to
be produced in addition to Jupiter"
in all of which Mr.. and Mrs Bell will
appear Wilson and De Wolf Hopper
are still sparring for openings. and l
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-10-08
FcopYRloHr. 1921

CONSERVATIVE
estimates place
the investment
IN anus e m e MT
enterpris es for
Chicago during
the worlds fair
at $40.0 600.
Enthusias { S in
the Garden City
fix the sum at
$50. 900. 900. But
this seems to be
a rather wild ex-
aggeration. Still
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1892-02-20

with the Pocatello Democratic Club,
in mass convention at 10 a. IN on the
9th day OF March 1892, at Pocatello,
Idaho, for the purpose Of leorganizing
the Democratic County Central Com
mittee, and to fill such vacancies as
may exist ia that body.
Be il further resolved that the Sec
Rotary Of the Club send copies Of these
resolutions to all democratic newspa-
pers in the county, with a request y
pablish, and to furnish the present
members OF said committee with a
copy and an invitation to be present
Passed and approved 18Th DAY Of
February 1892
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1892-02-20
D Come to Ne Arms, Ne own Darlin'
Mary.

The republican State Central Com
mittee, by resolution. has agreed to
play the music for the Mormon dance.
The fiddlers are ordered to bring out
the old fddles and tune up 1t will
be funny to see them spit in the screw
holes, tighten up the strings and rosin
the how. The first on the program
is:
20 come TO me arms, me own darlin Mary"
Would that we had the crayon of
a Puck or Judge to picture the
dance hall with the old perish" jur.
ors, the old perish" witnesses and
the old standing bailiffs at the Black
foot courts, at whose approach even
the old chairs in the jury box would
screak and smile, whirling in the
dance, and saying: o come to me
arms, etc This closes and seals the
occupations Of old democratic Jack
Mormons. The new seIr constituted
republican heirs, apparent and pre-
sumptive, are coming in to claim the
heritage
State Land Commissioner Fem
has been captured By the "legh.
erous harlot" Of whom. two and four
years ago, we were warned against AT
breakfast, dinner and supper A ma
jority of the central committe en-
dorsed Mr.. Fenn's resolution for coy.
ihg, flirting, and, even il possible
winning her Then 1t will be seer
that Mr. Fem is not alone 10 hts ef
forts to drown the old anti-Mormou
cry Of republicans as heard in til,
past Many more Of his party are
with him And from this day forth
let the old name of Jack Mormons
give place to Fem and more-Fen
nimore Mormons.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1892-02-20

The next democratic national con.
yentiou will be composed 81 $40
members. Two-thirds Ut these, 597,
will be necessary to q nomination.
Mr. David Is. Hill cannot muster 597
votes. II will Ue no easy matter %
make combination Of 300 against
him. Mr. Cleveland can command
the requisite number Of 597 but that
does not signify that he will be tue
choice. But this much is certain.
IL will be Cleveland or i western man.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1892-02-20

Tue republicans of Southern Idaho
may speak to the contrary from house
tops, but the administration wing OF
their party captured the first vantage
ground in their outward movement
from Boise at the League and com
mittee meetings. 1t is as plain as
the top Of Mt. Putnam from the sur
rounding foothills In the League
meeting Mr.. Wilson was the choice OF
the administration wing, and Dir
Wilson was elected chairman of the
League. Then so fan as the League
is concerned the administration is
seated on the top rumble of the lad,
der. At the committee meeting fol-
lowing, Moscow was named as the
place of holding the nominating con
yention. That is another victory for
the administration North Idaho is
| Governor Willey's home; North Idaho
gave Genl Roberts his nomination;
North Idaho is satisfied with the
workings and doings Of the admins
tration and North Idaho is willing &
give the administration another trial
second term. South Idaho is the
stronghold Of opposition. The battle
field is removed far away. Soutt
Idaho will he cut off from its base Of
supplies. Her whoopers on and tht
boys to do the cheering cannot anc
will not follow to that faraway battle
ground. South Idaho will go VI
half-hearted and discouraged to begir
the battle on the ground Of the enc
my's own selection. 1t cannot anC
will not carry a full quota of working
effective men to that expensive dis
lance. The rooster Of the enemy viii
be in his own barn yard, and wheI
the sun goes down on the battle fell
that rooster will do the growing. Hat
the convention been reversed and tn,
nominating convention been given t
Pocatello instead of Moscow theI
South Idaho republicans might hav'
given the administration a Waterloo
but now they can't do it. South Ida
no republicans we're out generated
that's the plain truth Of it.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1892-02-20
Resolutions Of POcatello Democratic club.

Whereas, in view Of the coming
election, ii is necessary that the de-
mocracy OF Bingham county be or
ganized and prepared to meet any
emergencies that may arise; and
whereas, by death, resignation or re-
moval from county, the Central Dem.
ocratic County Committee has become
badly disorganized; and whereas, the
Pocatello Democratic Club is the only
organized Democracy in Bingham
county at the present time, aud we,
feeling deep interest in the success
of Democracy at the coming election,
and, believing a necessity exists for
reorganization of the Central Demo
cratic County Committee, before the
meeting Of the conventions, and in.
deed for the very purpose OF calling
county conventions, among other
things.
Now therefore, be it resolved by
the Pocatello Democratic Club, in be-
half Of Democratic success, that we
invite the present incumbment mem.
bers Of the Democratic County Cen.
trail Committee, which we are informed
are but two, as well as all good dem.
ocrats Of Bingham county, to meet
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1892-02-20
Don't Mix Them.

Shoshone whiskey coming in con
junction with Mountain Home whis-
key doesn't make State officers look
as bright as Jupiter and Venus in
conjunction; but, on the other hand,
gives them the Kodak appearance Of
one low in funds, lost in reputation
and afflicted with diseases incurable.
The moral of this il: State officers
should never mix Mountain Home
whiskey with Shoohone whiskey.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1892-02-20

THE election of Attorney Edgar
Wilson president Of the republican
State League IS decisive victory for
koberts-Pinkham- Wiley administra-
tion. 1t is worth its face value and
more than that to them for the com
ing campaign, and the opposition can
not lower it a point in the political
markets. The opposition has lost
its opportunity for the year, and it
cannot rally Its men in sufficient force
70 recapture the ground lost We
read the signs that way. The die
has been cast Now gentlemen, be brave
and say: We met the enemy and we
are thern.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1892-02-20

THE republicans Of the country have
patted Roger Q. Mills on the back
and encouraged him to an open rnp-
ture with Speaker Crisp and his fol-
lowers; but Mr.. Mills says: No, thank
you gentlemen, / have been working
for democratic success all my life,
and | am not at this advanced age,
going to do anything that will bring
defeat There will be no trouble on
my account in the party ranks.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1892-02-20

BEFORE the republican club meet
ing at Boise, The News expressed the
belief that the delegates from Bling.
ham county could go intotbe meeting
and make their demands and they
would all be met. That whatsoever
they might ask would be given them.
The proceedings of the meeting show
that THE NEWS was correct. But the
delegation from Bingham county did
not come up to expectations-thcy
did not do their party in the county
and their county justice They could
have returned home bearing first hon
0rs--proud Of themselves and proud
Of what they had gained But they
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1892-02-20

The undigniaed manner and haste
of Senator D. B. Hill to carry New
York for his nomination at the Ma
tional democratic convention would
ruin the prospects of any man seek
ing the exalted Office Of Chief Magis-
trate Of the United States. Mr.. Hill
may get the delegation Of New York,
but his acts at home will cut him of
from the delegation Of any other State.
He may do more; he may defeat the
nomination Of CIeveland-but with
his dog in the manger business, he
ends his own political prospects for
all time to come.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1892-02-20
FennimOre mOrmOns.

From this date on Jack Mormons"
will be as dead as il they belonged to
the Silurian age. Mr.. Fem and the
central committee, Fem and more,
Fennimore would supplant the old
time Jacks, and have the new turned
over leaf to show upon its page only:
"FESSINoRE MoRMoss.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1892-02-20

SPEAKER CRisP has given assurance
that he will opVn the way tor final
disposition Of the free silver bill with
in reasonable time. Mr. Crisp fay-
ors free silver aud there can be no
doubt Of the passage Of the bill IL tie
House. The Senate Is byyOud the
House, and beyond til. Senate Is tile
White House.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1892-02-20

The Union Pacific Conference com
mittee has submitted its ultimatun
Of demands to The officials. The de.
mands have been taken under advise
mcnt, and unless conceded, will result
in a general strike from Omaha to
the Pacific Ocean. It would be a sad
day to many hearts were such ri.
gantic strike declared on.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1892-02-20

IT may not be amiss since the call
of the conventions for Governor Viii
lev to send out State Land Commits
sioner Fem to look after school lands
around Rexburg, in Bear Lake and in
Oneida county. Possibly the gentle
man might grasp the hand, in kindly
greeting, of Fennimore Mormon.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1892-02-20

were content to play second fiddle
and of course were rewarded only for
the class of music they made. Well
NAV Boise chuckle over its easy VIC
tory; well may North Idaho express
her chagrin at the timidity Of her
southern brethren. Bingham dele
gates. YOU put your foot in it.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1892-02-20

ONE BY one the roses fall. When
Jim Blaine wrote that letter to Mr..
Garrison saying: I'm not in it, the
republicans Of the country gasped for
breath. Following Blaine, Mr.. Thurs
ton a prominent and pronounced can
didate for the vice-presidency has
written and says: "As Blaine is out.
I'm not in it. Vice President Nor
ton has felt called upon, under his
state Of feelings, to say to Mr.. Harrl-
son: I'm not in it for reelection.
Thus one BY one the roses wilt and
fall from their stem as the glorious
light of the sun of democracy grows
brighter and brighter as it approaches
its zenith at election day.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1892-02-20

A month ago TIE News predicted
that the republican conventions would
put on skates and waltz out of Boise
City. They did it. They may feign
some other excuse, but the true in
wardness of the whole thing is, they
have given up Ada and Boise City to
Lhe democrats.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1892-02-20
Notice for Publication.
Z

LAND OFFICE AT BJACKOOT, InAHp
February 18th, 1852
Notice "a hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice Of his lntpntlpti
70 make Anal proof In support III his
claim, aud tnat SAID proof viii be made
before Register and Receiver at HlnckfOOt
Idaho. on March 18th. 1872, viz: William Il
Gardner on n, Il. No 1851 Tor tho SWl Sec D
Township 3 Sp1th u Range ~ East 49, M
He names the following witnesses to prove
hisscOntinuous residence upon aud cultivation
of, said land, viz: Jacob g. Slack, John stan.
dBr, Robert Parsons and All Parsons, All of
BlnckfoOt, Bingham county. Idaho
PERRY j. ArsoH,
Register
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1892-02-20
For Sale.

At public auction at the Court
House, Blackfoot, March 9th, 1892,
at o'clock, p. IN. Twelve Heating
Stoves, one Ferry Boat and two Fer.
RS Pulleys. Terms cash
H. b. GARLETZ,
Commissioner.
Blackfoot, Idaho, Feb. ), 1892.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1892-02-20

How do you like the new name;
EeRnimore Mormon substituted for
the old time Jack Mormon? 1t
sounds poetical don't it?
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1892-02-20

Boys knit wool drawers, sizes 20.
30, 81 and 81, only 65 cents at Dan
ilson's.
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1892-02-20

BLAeKFooT. IDAHO, FEBRUARY 20, lsoe
Blackfoot news. (Blackfoot, Idaho) 1891-1902, 1892-02-20

Entered at the postofice at Blackfoot, Idaho
for transmission as second class mail matter
Wood County reporter. [volume] (Grand Rapids [i.e. Wisconsin Rapids], Wis.) 1857-1923, 1892-07-21
They Mean to Make the Situation
as Uncomfortable as
Possible.
Their Policy One of WOrriment-Re-
turns Show Gre at Liberal
Gains.

LONDON, July 49, srvati7o
and Liberal Cnionis press has evil
IDENTITY received an intimation that the
plan of the opponents of home rule
will be rabid and uncompromising OPP
position to every step taken by Mr..
Gladstone. He IS to be INSTRUCTED in
every way, and Laborites are to lie en-
couraged and Parnellites stimu-
lated to antagonize him. The
tories are confident that Mr..
Gladstone's majority will prove too
precarious for practical use, and they
mean to make the situation as uncom-
Portable as possible. Their policy is to
be one of worriment. Already the
tory newspapers are showing their
teeth in unrestrained abuse of Mr..
Gladstone, and it is evident that tho
received a tip from the highest quarters
as to the course TO be pursued.
The returns from me elections SO far
received show the election of the fol-
lowing: Conservatives, 267; Liberal
Unionists, A; total against home rule,
3Il; Liberals. 269; anti Parnellites, 81;
Parnellites, 9; total for home rule, 345.