The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1892-06-23
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--TkopssSs. q people vuala so's hse
ts,,,, Ia HE church. u ihsy oosld osiy
Dc u 10 ibt ifopi vitdov.
- Scared by The Cooking: Whss Love
Clos cot q the visao. u ssuslly soss col
81 TO 5ipias room vindov.
BsesvoIssi nss 70 Tramp WY
d0pI yes 60, yoDr hair csii I'.np-
desi you give res qusriei
-fron The Hat Bosion mamma
who dssii ~ ihs garden o. Easni Fred
dis- OBJ. ipov. toe Aasnsesi
When boy t~s,p. 70 .ssb b. Hsek
without b,irs told, Hss aga be 10 pss',
los itis The ordeal Of bis nr,i love affair
- IL 10 curious hov . vonsn Who
sersms Ts mouse 10 not startled by .
nlihpsry ball thsi makes msn uemels.
"A ps, phrase gons wronsi You doat
call ihs,s ioks. do youf Certsiniy u that
siats Joke a., 20 besr obe that there ain
~ ION 10 IL
Miss Aniiqae 10 ssipg very npidi,
You nust be wrong She IL only year
ol8u pov than che Wa eve yesr ago. BIZ
ssys 30 herself
III you are told ,hs, you resemble .
CREST msn. cay nothing. !, may be that
The resemblance viii oesse the moment
you open your mo,uh.
-Scsd.- You say be lett DO money
Bssgs-So. You zee be Loaf bis health
sstiing wealthy, and then Toe, bis wealth
trying 70 &c, healthy.
Mrs Gummy Edison says DO eIper
imsai which be has Tried 81 plight ever
failed. Gummy-Ihen he hasn't tried to
roet his baby TO sleep.
Rivers This new comet, II seems. BIS
eisb, tails. whs, use be. . comet for
elgbi taiisf Banks Perhaps IL vas ny
time wbep II started out
The giraffe 10 = timid animal. His
neck 10 40 long ihst when bis heart come
into bis mouth II takes him bali day 10
get II back where IL belongs.
Add took some compulsion OF cod
liver oil and You mean emulsion. don't
you, bot compulsioni Well. think there
VI. some oompulsion about II.
The Parent Young mao. Ihsve motto
cd that you are paying attention TO my
daughter Nov, is IL all on the squaref
Th. Lover No; It's mostly on the stoop.
Cal ahan-What kind OF a place is
New York. Phelimi Phelm o'Queer
Path, It's great city, bui lts no place for
poor man unless be has plenty Of mon.
ey,
Minister. thick We should have
congregational singing, Oissnist: Then
We mus, have new organ. Why soi This
instrument isn't pow eriul enough TO drown
en- ont.
You say the chicken soup isn't good
Why. told the cook how TO make it, Per
hsps she didn't catch the idea Boardef
NO. think 1t Was the chicken she did.
ut catch.
What do you think OF woman taking
advantage Of leap year and proposing she
asked With an arch smile. Oh, guess It's
oil night, he said, provided she doesn I
happen to get refused.
Housekeepsr don't believe you ev'
er. did . stroke OF work in your life.
Trsmp-I was siz years in one place. mum
Indeed How did you hsppen 10 leave? ]
was psrdoned out, mum.
Look ahead; Isaac Repeccs, led's
&c. msrriet ride away quick Rsbeccs-
What for you 10 such hurry, lkey9 Isaac
der sooner We marries. der sooner come .
DO, golden weddidg. amt iif
The Young Man Oracle, what is II
your father sees in me TO object 10. dsr.
linsi The Young Woman (wiping away
tear) He doesn't see any thing in you. ALI
eernon. That's why be objects.
The rector My dear young lady,
hope | am mistaken, bu, thought saw
you talking during the sermon Yesterday
Stray lamb You cert lnly ere mistaken,
doctor. Why never talk in my sleep.
Rufus. said the guest, are you swar,
,hs, colored waiter fell dead 10 New
York restaurant Just after he had received
aupi Oats all right, sub, answered Rue
fus. duo go, religion no moah'n TO day
ago.
SO. said the girl whose father bad
been taking TO her. you dislike Herbert
and will not recosnizs him. That's IL, b,
replied. II he doesn't keep away from
here won't recognize hun and neither vii
his own mother.
--Landiady Why did you bring you
note book 10 the table. Mr.. Periman? Mr
per,nsn--I noticed tba, we ere TO hss'
roasi turkey for dinner, ] wish 10 keel
tally o. the diffeten, ways IL will be served
before II haslly passes from view.
--Juis. tsho is bsldbesdl III bali ~hs
the witnesses testify against you u true
yonr eocscience must be ~ black - you
hi,r. Prisoner II . mans conscisnce
regulated by bis hair. then your homo
hasn't 20, any conscience ., Gil.
la the Ball Room. -Tsusleioot-ob
Init that waltz divibei Mise SmilsI-
Well, perhaps il 10 divine, bu, !, happen
70 he polka ib.sesd Of . waltz, and sh
sooner your Zee, are acquainted With 'h
FAC, The better We are likely 10 &c, slons
-whs, did you name your bsbyf We'll
., lrsi she VS. ~ good ~ sold-neve
inpertd hair al sorn Oh the back