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The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-04-30
Very Little Regard.

Old Bill Mickils was a well-known
character in Bowling Green, Ky. lie
was never regarded as brave man,
nor was he supposed to be more than
ordinarily truthful, but no one could
question the shrewdness of some of his
observations. One day Bill was sitting
in front of hotel. tipped back against
the wall, when Judge Simpson came
along. The judge, without saying any
thing to Bill, kicked his chair from
under him and then "larruped" him
with walking cane.
Bill got up when the judge had passed
on-got up and, meditating few mo-
meuts, remarked:
"Man never gets too old to learn. |
have just found out that Judge Simpson
has but very little regard for me- -
Opie Read, in Banner of Gold.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-04-30
Caring for Plate GInss.

Scratches can be talVn out of plate
when they are slight, and the glass pol
ished at the same time. Procure some
of the finest emery, put it in Jug with
water, stir vigorously, and pour out into
another jug after Il second or two. The
coarse particles will remain in the first
jug, The contents OF the second must
be allowed to settle, which will take
some hours: then run through filtering
paper after removing the bulk of the
water, and the precipitate lis powder
which will remove the scratches. Apply
with the finger, bit of good cork or
felt. That will leave the glass cloudy,
but the polish can be brought up by IL
paste of jewelers. rouge and water,
rubbed on with the finger or cork as be-
fore. If very fine results are required
the rouge is washed like the emery, and
only the impalpable powder employed.
Hammer of Gold.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-04-30

lined with fresh fires that spread with
extraordinary rapidity. The wolves
halted at each one of these little fires,
eyed them Suspiciously and then stole
around them very quietly, as if in great
fear for their safety. This delay of the
wolves caused by the fires gave the run
ner ample time to reach the clearing
far ahead of the brutes, and as he
neared the house of friend and took a
glance backward .he noticed some dark
objects at the edge of the forest, APP
parcntly gazing wistfully after him.
Those objects were the wolves, and
they only stopped long enough to utter
howl of disappointment and then
skullled away, and that was the last
heard of them. When the owner of the
house opened the door to admit Rev
Ostrander the latter plunged headlong
to the floor fainting and exhausted
and il was long time before he fully
recovered from that nights adventure.
--Azatlan (Wis) Cor. st, Louis Globe
Democrat
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-04-30
WORKED LIKE A CHARM.
The Reason why lie Didn't Attend the
Club.

club.
Husband first night after returning
from wedding tour)-I'm going down to
the club tonight, love, and as haven't
seen the loys for long time, may be
late, so you needn't wait up for me.
Wife (who had been warned by her
mother that this crisis in the matrimo-
nial history was sure to arrive sooner
or later)-As You have never left me
alone before, dear. since our marriage.
/ am afraid | would feel very lonely in
your absence, so | think | will go to
the theater. If you are home before
me You need not wait up, for can let
myself in with the latch'key.
Husband--But you cannot go to the
theater unattended, my love.
Wife - | will not go unattended.
Cousin Jack is home from his yachting
cruise. | will call on him and ask him
to be my escort. If he isn't in, will
find somebody else. You needn't worry
about me, dear.
Husband (who used to be dreadfully
jealous of Cousin jack - Your Cousin
Jack is home again?
Wife-Yes. And you needn't fear
that | shall be dull in his company
Jack is very entertaining, you know.
Husband (after pondcring while) -
On second thoughts don't think I'll go
to the club, love.
Wife (demurelv)--On second thoughts
] don't think I'll go to to the theater,
dear. Siftings.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-04-30

The young man had received fat
government job which was largely in
the nature of IA snap. One day friend
of his who had been noticing how little
work he did to earn his salary tackled
him.
81 say, Walter, my boy" he began,
you don't perform great deal of labor,
do you?'
mo, don't have to-"
Don't have to? Amt you expected
to worlS?"
"Of course not" was the candid re-
ply. SIT takes so much hard work to
get a job like this, that the authorities
haven't the nerve to ask man to do
anything more to earn his salary after
he gets it. See?"-Detroit Free Press
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-04-30
IN A COMMON KIND O. WAY.

reckon taint no use fer me to try an please
yC, sis,
Fer words III me goes allus sortcr kinder hit
m miss
An shake themselves together, jest no awlt ard
as they ken,
Whenever | take holt an try to talk like other
men:
1 know at IL cmburrasscs an noys We most to
DEATH
But reckon might as well Jest try to stop a
DRAWN breath
As to try an make love regular like them fcl.
lCrs in the play
Kin o"'g say 81 love ye,' in n common kind o
way
Afore yc went to visit 18th the city folks last
year
Ye was happy thinlSin' Of our love, an at the
time was near
Wen we'd start our lives together, Jest as
chippor as the jay,
Au between our love an labor how we'd laugh
the jimC away,
But that glance at city manners, an at glimpse
o. city men,
Sort o set yC gainst our weddn an We never
changed agin;
I've no word 10 blame fer it, we must love Jest
as ~c may,
IN kin only say II love ye" in a common kind
o. way,
II was all 80 new an strange to yc, no wonder
al We took
To secin things all different an accordin' to the
book
AT tells folks OF good manners, an of what it's
wrong to do;
IT won " cause t was stylish and cause t was
all so new:
Yc come back like another girl, an vet
thought, somehow,
Thai later on yc'd be yourself-Tvc thought so
until now;
An now see it amt no use-I've seen it all to-
day:
1t amt enough to love ye in my common kind o.
way
-kirkc Ia Shollc, in Ladies Home Journal.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-04-30
Mntcr in the Dcscrt.

In that enormous waste known as the
Cobb Desert, north of China, showers
sometimes fall during the summer, and
the torrents Of a day fill the dried-up
water courses through which water sell
dom runs. 1t is in these channels that
the Mongols dig their wells expecting
TO find little water, when upon the
surface of the plateau itself the soil has
lost all traces of humidity. 1t is owing
to the fact that part Of the moisture
falling during few rainy days is thus
preserved within reach that it is posi-
BILE for caravans to cross the desert. IN.
Y, Sun.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-04-30

Boston Nationally love, you should
study domestic as well as political econ
omy, for in the exigencies OF mundane
existence no seer can prognosticate the
future. You have already disbursed all
of the present your uncle gave you. a
Small Daughter-I know, mother, bt
the money was all in new coins and til, !
designs are so inartistic that disliki
to retain them in my possessioR.-N,
Weekly.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-04-30

Judge-You say, Miss, that you were
out strolling with the defendant last
evening and that he suddenly and with
out warning kissed you twice on Proc
tors place?
Fair PLAINTIFF, no, your honor, he
kissed me on the mouth both times
Gist.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-04-30
THEIR ALMA MATER.


How English People Regard the Great
Public schools.
In England, while boy is still in the
unreasoning age of childhood, good
natured people will ask him playfully
what he is going to be. At little later
stage the inquiry takes another and
more serious form-"What school are
you going to?" There is no playful
ness in the question now. Hereby
hangs a whole social history. In one
family the tradition is for Eton, in an
other for Rugby; and to these traditions
father and son are, as a rule, absolutely
loyal, except under especial emergen-
cies of typhoid or scarlet fever. The
true Englishman of the upper class is
not more certainly born
cither little Liberal
Or else alittle Conservative"
than he is an embryo Harrow boy or
Winchester man" In after-life he
meets with the question: What school
were you at?" And here again he is apt
TO feel at n disadvantage if he cannot
fasten upon one of the important public
schools the credit or blame of his
youthful training 1t matters nothing
that he was only there for half year,
that he never rose above the lowest
FORM that he was fiogged half dozen
times in as many weeks, that he was
promptly expelled for outrageous insub-
ordination-he was at a public school,
he was the cachet of an English gentle.
mar TO have been at the university
is as nothing compared with this.
Many man is compelled by army ex.
aminations or by business opportuni-
ties to forego the pleasures of the alma
mater. With the public school it is
otherwise; to this they must all come.
-Harper's Magazine.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-04-30
Worry Much AIIke.

Don't you think my son resembles
me?" asked an apothecary, as he intro
duced his greasy-faced boy to the witty
DIR. Jones.
Yes replied the doctor, pretending
to scan the physiognomy of each, "yes,
l think see your liniments in his coun-
tenance. ."-Texas Siftinps.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-04-30

"A New Hampshire farmer was once
asked how he made boarders pay. lie
said he found out what the boarders
didn't like and then fed them on it, A
publisher Of newspaper can't do that.
Printers Ink.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-04-30

SO you do not cherish any super
stitions, dear?" ''No, indeed Why. /
have always made it point to be mar
ried in black, and have been lucky
every time, indianapolis journal.
The Ohio Democrat. (Logan, O. [Ohio]) 1886-1906, 1892-04-30

Cheap Wit. -Bond-"What is your
definition of cheap wit?" Scrawl (the
EDITOR l-"Well, uncredited clippings
comes about as near it as anything, l
reckon. IN. Y. Herald.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-05-18
A BILL FOR FREE LUMBER
Introduced in the House Yesterday by Rep
resentstfve Bryan, of Nebraska

Introduced in the House Yesterday by Rep
resentative Bryan, of Nebraska.
WASHINGTON, May 17.-Representative
Bryan, of Nebraska, to-day introduced q
bill placing rough lumber on the free list
and imposing duties as follows on partly or
entirely finished lumber: Lumber, each
side planed or finished, 80 cents per 1000
feet; planed on one side and tongued and
grooyed, 81 per 1000 feet, and planed on
two sides and tongued and grooved, 81 30
per 1000 feet.
The bill was not introduced as the result
of an agreement on lumber bill by the
Democratic majority of the Ways and
Means Committee, but it indicates Mr. Bry-
ans purpose to urge that the committee
settle the lumber question, which has been
before it for some time, by reporting bill
on these lines
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-05-18

Sarsaparilla is un-
equalled to thoroughly
purify the blood and
give needed strength.
Read this:
"My boy had Scarlet
Fever when 4 years
old, leaving him very
weak and with blood
poisoned with canker.
His eyes became in
famed, his sutferings
were intense, and for
weeks he could not
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-05-18

ailments, the fine, ,inyigorating and strength
giving qualities of DR.. D. Jayne's Tonic
Vermifuge? If not, a few weeks use, in
doses of one to two teaspoonfuls, mixed
with little cold water, and sweetened to
please the taste, taken at meal times, will
satisfy you of its efficacy; while its small
cost places it within the reach fall. As a
worm medicine, for strengthening the child
as well as expelling the worms, it stands
unrivaled. Small bottes 35 cents, and
double size 30 cents each. Buy of your
druggist my2,i8
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-05-18
MORE TROUBLE FOB TEED.

Another 100000 Suit Brought Against
Him by an Aggrieved Husband.
CHICAGO, May 17.-Dr. Teed was made
defendant in another 100000 damage suit
The complainant is Thomas Cole, manager
of the Dresel Canning Company, whose
grievance is the alienation of his wife's
affections Mrs Cole some time ago be-
came an inmate of one of Teed's "heavens. !"
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-05-18
During the entire summer season. NJ

the half dollars worth, and If not the half
take the quarters worth; will give you the
benefit of the above prices in any quantity.
With every dollars worth of 80, 40, 30 and
6oc tea we give you five pounds of granuIated
sugar free.
To our city customers We will allow car
fare on all orders of S. or more.
Goods delivered free to all parts of both
cities. To those living out of the city we will
prepay freight on all orders Of $40 and upward
TO any station or landing within 100 miles of
Pitts burg. Send for price list.
NJ. L. THOMPSON, 81 Market street.
Directly opposite Gusky's entrance.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-05-18
Cutieura ResoIvent

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S"How to Cure Skin Diseases" GA pages,
30 Illustrations, and 100 testimonials mailed free.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-05-18
MRS. HOYT WON.
She Got Her Husbands Money and Wi
Build a Home for Actresses

she Got Her HusDands Money and Will
Build a Home for Actresses.
WnKEsBARRE, Pa, May 17,-[S Special
Three years ago George Hoyt, son of &
millionaire here, went to Savannah, Georgia,
where he married Lille Allen, an actress.
The girl was penniless. Hoyt died year
ago and the widow came here to claim hel
share of the estate. She was given $50, ,0O0
She then went to Denver to live. She
bought a palatial home there.
She was notified in some way that she did
not get her full share of her husband s
estate. Size came East again and employed
three lawyers. To-day a compromise was
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-05-18
Internal Reyeuue COLLECTIONS.

WAsHIGGToN, May H. The total
collections of internal revenue during
the first ten months of the fiscal
year ending June 80, 1892, were s125, ,546,-
O61, an increase of S5,6O9,s s41, compared
with the collections during the correspond
ing period of the previous fiscal year.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-05-18
Eyesight Saved

After Scarlet Fever, Diphtheria, Pneu-
monia and other prostratinp diseases. Hoods
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-05-18
MY BABY HAD ECZEMA
On Her Face and Body. Suffering Intense.
We Doctored With Doctors
without Avail.
Used Cuticura Remedies. The Child Is
Cured and Has Now a Beauti-
full Skin.

From the age of two months my baby has suffered
with the eczema on her face and body. We doc
tored with doctors but without avail. Reading of
your CUTIcURA REMEDIES we used the same and
found them in every respect satisfactory. The
child has now a beautiful skin and is cured. Ap-
preclating its value, cheerfully recommend the
same to all mothers who have children suffering
from eczema.
MRS. J. ROTHENBERG,
1868 First Avenue, New York, N. Y.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-05-18

HUNDREDS of rooms rented every week
by advertising In the cent q word "To Let
rooms" advertising columns OF THE DIS
PATCH
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-05-18

effected by which the widow receives
s206, 900 additional. She says she will build
a home for actresses in the West.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-05-18

Dl0V'c Skin and Scalp purified and beautifed
DALI j by CUTICURA SOAP. Absolutely pure.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-05-18
GIVEN AWAY FREE.

VANS Charm Root Beer. the Great Tenn
perance Drink, on Draught at Thomp-
sons New York Grocery
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1892-07-15
I'M THE DISTRICT COURT,
A Venire to Complete the Trial Jury
In Judge Hunts Depart
ment
Husband and Wife Charged With
Assault With a Deadly
Weapon.
Conroy and Irish Plead Not GUILTY. to ths
Holding Up Of saloon Keeper
Erickson.

The following have been drawn to coM.
plete the trial jury in Judge Hunts depart
ment of the district courts: Harry Walker
A. b. Clements. Charles Brandseee, X. H
Floyd-Jones, John Stedman. J. B. Lock
wood. Charles D. Hard, w. r. RALEIGH
Richard Hoback, j. q. Sanders, c. b. JAG
quemin. John Il. Watson. August Weisen'
horn. Herman Cans. Fred Gamer. Vim,
Hartwig. @. X. Wells, II. G. Wallace. J.. b.
Sanford. Mike ReiniR, 8. G. Fitzpatrick, A,
II. Gates and Charles Rumley.
James Diokerson and his wife Alice were
arraiened before Judge Hunt in the district
court yesterday on the charge Of assaul II
with Z deadly weapon upon Tom Taylor.
They were ordered to plead to-day. All
tho parties to the affair are oolored. Taylor,
it 10 alleged, had boosted Of his
attentions to Mrs. Diokerson. She heard
Of il and vent after him with a carving
knife, which she did not get a chance 10
use on account OF the arrival of policemen
who placed her under arrest. Bail was fur
nished. and when she was released she got
another knife. while her husband got a pis-
toll and both started after Taylor. Dicker-
son took WI shots at Taylor, without effect.
Husband and wife we're both arrested this
time and their armory oonfiscated.
James Conroy and John Irish. who caused
John Erickson to hold up his hands in his
saloon at East Helena. while they went
through his money drawer and his pockets,
were arraigned in the district court before
Judge Hunt yesterday. They pleaded not
guilty to the charge. which had been
changed from highway robbery to robbery.
Both men we're sent back to the county jail
to await their trial.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1892-07-15
MORE DRILLING TONIGHT.
Members of Clubs and the Champions VIII
Take Part,

Members of Clubs and the Champion VIII
Take Part.
The officers of the Sapphire club, who
challenged members OF the Montana and
Silver Bow clubs to a drilling contest this
evening at the auditorium have Withdrawn
their challenge. because it WAS not accepted
in an official manner. Instead a new pro-
gramme for this evening has been agreed
upon, and it promises to be the most inter-
esting of any given this week. The pro-
gramme is as follows:
Music.
Double~handed exhibition drilling.
Music.
Double-handed exhibition drilling by mem
beers OF the Silver Bow club, Of Butte.
Single handed exhibition drilling by Cham
plon WIN. Shea. in the late contest.
Music.
Double handed drilling by me1nbers of tho
Montaua club.
Music. "rrili, ,ie Terriers, bril-"
Doublo-handod drilling by mcmbers OF the
Sapphire club.
Music.
Members OF the Silver Bow, Montana and
Sapphire clubs who have not used hammer
or drill for the past ten years only eligible
TO compete for prizes.
Judge to be selected from the audience.
Al this exhibition IS given for the epter-
tainrnent of the visiting delepates md the
oitizens OF Helena. it Id expected that every
scat IN the auditorium will be occupied
The committee on distribution Of prizes il
Hon. Francis Newlands, Col. G. S. Chase,
Hon: J.: Nj. Patterson, T.. V. Riley, Mis-
sour. V. M. Hines, Missouri. H.. ]. II.
huston, Coy. 8. l.. Hauser, Hon.. W. A.
Clark, and Ihos. Gilohrist. Ushers are F.,
W. Knight, Jr.. Helena; George CASEY.
Butte; William b. Morrison, Helena. Com.
mittee on arrangements, VIM. Muth and d.
]. McNally. Among the contestants will be-
some of the leading citizens of the state.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1892-07-15
JoTTINGs ABOUT TOWN.

The Alta lode, in Greenborn DISTRICT mai
been located by Anon Miller.
Tho clearings Of the Helena iol
the week ending yesterday Was $S56,0Se.ns
Billy Searles wants to meet Tommy dil.
more for any part Of $500. Man ana
money may be found at Dependencies q
Asch's.
"A decd has been recorded from James O.
Hanrahnn to William Bryant Tor she east
half Of lots Is and IA. block .. Marysvills'
for 5000.
John W. Keith, Robert Henderson and
| julius Pouse have Incorporated the forfess
Queen Mining company with = capissl SOCK
OF $250. 700 in shares OF III each.
The scandinavian Sunday school will
have a picnic al Kranich's grove next Sat-
urday afternoon. The start will BE- from
the motor office At two O'Clock. All Scan
dinavians are cordially invited to attend.
A lady's pocketbook was found At the
auditor ium yesterday. II contained = smau
sum Of money and a certificate OF deposit.
II will be returned to the owner upon ap-
plication to the secretary.
The White Tail Placer Mining company.
Of Jefferson county, has been ineo porated
by George w. Morrow, Albert Morrow, W.
/. b. Nichols, l.. p. saucier and z. W.
Raysdale. with n capital stock Of S5OO,OO.
in shares OF $2 each.
Capitol lodge No. .. A. O. U. W., has
elected as delegates to the grand lodge: J.
W. kinsley, JAS. Sullivan. j. W. Eddy, II.
C. Yeaeer, Sol GenzberGer. VIM. Mann.
VIM. Meyers, Fred Gamer. NJ. Burns, Il. Il.
Howey. II. Jockey. $. A. d. Hahn, II.
Plfaume, Nj. Silverman. The grand lodge
at Great Falls Aug. %.
Lewis Davis, son of Joseph Davis, Of this
city. one of the boys fitted for college at St.
Peters school. has been notified that he
has successfully passed the preliminary
examination foe admission TO Yale univer-
He took the examination in ten sub
jects and passed in seven. He will COM
his prepar tory studies Ut st. Peters
his year, and enter Yale in the fall of 1898.
Hon. L. W. knight had quite an engage
nent with a suspicious character Weines
lay evening. The fellow entered the house
while MIR. Knight was absent and struck
of the children. Mr.. Knight was called
nome, drove the man. who was a strong.
hearty fellow, out of the house. and then
Kept with him until assistance arrived and
ae was safely lodged in Jail. Beyond the
excitement occasioned by the en-
Mr.. Knight suffered no i'll effects.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1892-07-15
REGRET THEIR DEPARTURE,

Rev. and Mrs. William Rollins rendered
. Farewell Reception by Friends.
Over a hundred friends and members of
St. Paul's M. E. church congregation gath
cred in the auditorium of that church last
evening to tender to the pastor. Rev. Will
liam Rollins, and his wife, an expression of
regrets at their intended departure from
Helena.
Mr.. Rollins resigned from st. Paul's pas
torate a little over a week ago and when it
was learned that it was final his friends,
who are all his acquaintance. made plans
for the farewell reception which was ten
dered last evening.
The evening was spent in singing. par
taking of refreshments and social inter-
course. Universal regrets were expressed
at M. Rollins determination to leave the
city. He has done a most excellent work
since being in the city and has won many
friends.
Upon the conclusion of his passionate here
Mr.. Rollins will 20 east, taking with him
his family. He will pursue Il three years.
course of study at the Chicago university.
while Mrs. Rollins will take a course in
elOcution at Evanston.