New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-05-15

NJ.
o., i reckon
kansas City Journal.
saws a man who has been down In Mexico: "Tho
esqrlte bean that grows rank in Mexico. Texas
ard New-MeAico is dead ringer for coffee when
parched and ground. have friend who has gone
down on the Rio Grandc and is GooinS the market with
thi, spurious coffee. 1t looks and smells exactly Ike
genuine Java before it is boiled, and the most cx-
perienced coffee buyer Is liable 10 be deceived In It,
an told that coffee dealers buying this stun and
mixing IL with their ground coffee, like some srocers
sand their sugar. The surest way to get pure coee
/, to buy il unparched aud ungrcnnd.'
Mourning as Luxury.-Mrs Grinpere Why.
Bridget. heard OF the death Of poor Iim yonr nus
sr ana a ySa Te econd h S nS"
bridget On deep mournnsLoa no. mum; ,,ni lies 81
could afford II. wnd put on mournln for poor dear
Tin, and It's very well OF am, mum: since I'm mar
RED this time. mum.-tliarpers Bazar'
Jones-Dd You hear about that break smi'hers
madei When he proposed to the DE Browne gil ne
asked her to except" him Instead OF "aceep1 mm'
Boggs-what did she say
Joncs-shc said that nothing would give her more
pleasure She is going TO marry Brooks.
p,,of,l Ienndcr-" You lave promised to love mo
aIvays Reginald she mnrmured, but | trust
v,ai Reginald Can trust-what Is the matter.
u' Nothing. cwendoen nothlng.' he replied. master
ing himself with effort. ~ monetary spasm-
hin, more II is gomez
The question was the that his tailor had asked
in loud harsh. sarcastic voice only an hour before.
-(Chicago Iripulc.
A Western man says that men have various ways
OF carrying mo1ey. Butchers. groccrs and bakers
carry II in a big crumpled wad. Bankers carry 1t in
nice clean bills laid at full length IN morocco pocket
hook No banker ever folds bill. Brokers' always
fold their bills twice. The young business man
carries his money in his vcs' pocket. while ire
sporting man carries II In his trousers pocket.
Farmers a!d drovers carry their money in Their
inside vest pocket: and whenever you see a man
carry lot Of loose change in his ovcrcoat pocket.
Won may know that he has at some time been
car conductor or a cirbstone merchant. Newspaper
men carry their ;, some good bank: and poc0'
we'll. poets don't trouble themselves about such
trivial thing as money.
An old Indian fighter on one occasion was called on
Ia make statement concerning battle 10 =
CON rrcssional committees ana he was requested 10
couch il In language ineligible TO the statesmen In.
stead Of using the vernscular OF the pan 5. VIII III
an account Of this fght!" Course. that's what I'm
here for" he responded. " iou see; our company OK
and il was our deal. fer had slipped up Oh EN-
they stood pat. right from the start and we filled
s sTac Mt' ba. for we didn't know how there
and they met rs X the open and Mns hot Our
thar Shore ,S e and both sides was shoo and asn
and yeIn when night settled down and ended me
az the closet asked the chairman. Ina,s nard
tcllIn'r was the frank reply. "Nl know Is atter
both sides pulled ont thnr was IL pile OF reds ana q
nile OF whites the Mar. an nobody on neither
Side had sand enough In his craw to show up ana
claim 'cm.n The members OF the committee aiser-
ward stated that more lncid ana ntclhGlbe teSu'noS
had bcea produced before them'NsDe'r0it Free
Press
Interest IS lent to the annual meeting Of tho
Massachusetts Episcopal Convention next "Wednesday,
IN Trinity Church. Boston, from the fact that Bishop
rrooks will deliver his first annual address before IT,
Jordan Marsh 4 Co, Of BOSTON, who have proviooe
hall and piano for the recreation OF their elpoyess
have engaged two teachers Oh sacb who ~
nv turns relieved from duty. between and ocioc&.
for exercise The girls enjoy the exercise immensely
and the benefit derived from 1t Is ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
field Union.
The proposal OF some Phiiadelphians to change the
name OF the principal streets OF that city. has reused
yeritabe hornets nest. OF course there Is no pos
s,hility OF any such ridiculous thing being done
philadelphia would not be Philadelphia without Market,
Chestnut ead walnut SIS.
In order that the country districts OF Connections
may not be neglected L. r. I1bbals, OK ths CITY, mas
sent a gospel carr to the Society OF Christian
Workers Two evangelists Will travel through tho
state with the car.
Mmc Abino-That ossicd is awfuy quarrel
some.
Mr. SEclctOnc-Y ou'rc right, my dear. lie has been
the bone Of contention around this museum about long
enough.
PessIhly.-"My ole womans writ me letter." said
Uncle Nose, but blanc n can make word ouen It.
She must a used dis yer inteabe ink I've heard
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