The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-04-17

wouldn't know it Wa:
There are eight or ten women in Wichits
writing novels, but there are only two whC
ever got anything published.
Saline Journal: A Wichita pastor ha:
been dismissed because he kept dog
What would become of the churches if the
same rule applied to the laity?
The first vote Ed. Jewett cast in Kansas
was for N. II. Murdoch for State senator.
Topeka Journal: Forty-two men have
enlisted in the regular army from Wichita
in the past month. This Is the worst
thing ever published about Wichita.
There is a young girl mimic in town
who can initiate the way in which every
young man in town tips his hat.
Peabody Graphic: Yesterdays Wichita
EAGLE tells how to tell genuine diamond
from a sham, by piercing hole in a card
and looking through the diamond at the
hole. Thanks; we shall apply the test to
ours at once.
Lew. Springer of the New York World
is coming back here to marry a Wichita
girl soon.
Lawrence Record: "Tinted tights"
sang Victor Murdoch, as he wrote the
words again and again with many four
ishes, and chuckled over their nicely bal
anced ALTERATION, will catch more SPEC
tators than natures own garment"
One North Topeka avenue girl has two
Easter bonnets. She intends to wear one
to church this morning and the
other to Sunday school in the afternoon.
South Haven New Era: Evidently it is
a serious matter to offend the high and
mighty. Better to have a milestone tied
about your neck and be cast into a Wich
ita sewer, than to get into such predica-
ment
Miss Ella Copeland is practicing the
part of Mabel" the leading role for the
Pirates of Penzance"
Kansas City Gazette: Wichita people are
kicking because Newton county, Missouri,
shipped an insane woman to their place.
They have enough of their own.
There is certain dressmaker in town
who has the reputation Of having had
row with every motorneer on the street
car lines.
Kansas City Star: Nothing goes socially
in Wichita unless the Hypatia ladies have
written o. K. on its back The Hypatias
originally for the purpose of
Intellectual culture, but they found soci-
ETY. SO lamentably crude that they also
gave their attention to that. They have
made fairly good progress. Swallowtails
ire no longer confined TO the dude ele-
nent and finger bowls may be placed on
he table without fear OF being drank
rom.
One Wichita family sent their daughter
,ut of town to keep her away from GER
ain young man. She can come back
low. The young man in question has
since become engaged to another girl.
Kansas City Gazette: Wichita has a
'ide in a street car opposite pretty young
ady. We think the newspaper man who
tarted this story is liar.
A reference to the files of the EAGLE
shows that Bruce Priddy has attended
more parties than any other single man in
Wichita. In the last four years his name
occurs 217 times in the society columns of
he paper.
Lawrence Record: Severe storms are
means of grace at Wichita The preachers
ay that the attendance at the churches is
much improved after "a blow"
The richest woman in town will wear an
Caster bonnet. today, made over from
asst year.
There are only three women in Wichita
Who ever appeared at the theater decolette,
nd they have since gained such reputa-
ion for bony necks, that no other woman
rants to attempt it.
Peabody Graphic: Wichita has sent
yer s.. 900 to the Towanda sufferers in
ash, food and clothing. One merchant |
here gave 500 ia cash to start the sub
cription.
The prettiest girl in Wichita dresses for |
he men. She is very popular on that ac-
cunt Most women dress for other |
Fomen.
St Joseph News: can arrogant octo- |
US" is the term the Wichita EAGLE uses
o characterize Kansas City. That is worse
han persona non graft" or a ''nodus |
ivendi." Does this mean war.
SEPARATIONS that he once wrote book and /
efore be had it in print, made all neces-
ary preparations to retire 10 the city of |
,ondon on the proceeds.
Leaveaworth Times: 4 man named 1
ence is Wichita's candidate for state /
lperintendent. The other candidates
i'll probably jump on him aud try to
ound the life out OF him, but Wichita
ill take care of her Pence aud let the
ounds take care of themselves.
Deacon Jones: l have noticed that when
women asks TO be taken to the silk 1
,uuter. she speaks in a much louder
oice than when she asks 70 look at the
.lico remnants.
Lincoln Vidette; One of the joints we
sited in Wichita had mirror that cost
thousand dollars. We drank beer before
lis for five cents
When two girls sleep together, before
orning comes each one has told the other
I she knows. All the family skeletons
e brought out, and made TO march
'ound on the pillows. A girl can guard
n tongue in the daytime, but at night in
lie dark pair OF willing ears will get out
her all she knows
Salina Republican: a young woman at
-ichits committed suicide by poisoning
.rself because of the Ill treatment of her
ashland. who had been accustomed 10
hip her whenever he felt like il. BIZ his
-utal treatment he made her so unhappy
lat she committed suicide. he should be
led for murder and either hung or sent
the peniteatiary for life, and if there is
, law that will get hold Of him there
light to be one made.
4 new way TO entertain guests is 70 give
Oh one pencil and paper aud At GER
in signal ali begin TO write the names OF
-;az o- rnVvps in he T~1f.a5 I