The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1892-09-04

school, wants to establish homes for friend
less girls In various American cities--rsf-
uges whore airls might go with no loss Of
Sol f-rsspeOt; in other words, homes that
would not be I"bsled with tho word poor"
or CHARITY" There IN q pretty society girl
who says she has discovered that the
troubles In the large cities will be cured by
the establishment Of free kinderRartena.
Meanwhile she 10 raising money by sub
scription for the opening of several schools.
might really start a great movement"
Several people want to buy a county
place. They want 10 got away from the CITY
and the hint OF wealth brings up pictures Of
rural bliss. II think = prize farm would
just bs in my line" said a young broker
who might have been thought to be welded
to city activities. II should want three
stunning teams. the latest pumping ma
chinery to give us water throughout the
house, a neat little dynnmoto provide elcc-
trio light, a steam launch on II lake near
by--thsn ! could be happy"
The frat editor asked said: I'D 90 to
tho South seas by all means. Nobody really
lives who doesn't breathe ths air OF the
South Pacific. On one Of those islands
and a man can buy u good deal of landscape
there Tor $l.NN-you enjoy every minute
of YOUR life. The soil IL kindly, it rains
accommodstingly while you are asleep.
and tho air is an intoxicator. With . mil
Wa = - Do u AAhH vaCAVs LA Nv AHPpAD
than most kings" The other editor said:
Smash all the clocks. Most Of the ills Of
life results from clocks. Nv idea of bliss
would be to bs Independent Of ~timepieces.
to not care what time it was, to be superior
to the obligations to do something because
It was a certain time Of day-or night
either. Yes. sir; this ia u clock driven
world and in my elysium there will be no
clocks"
A young man fresh from college. with =
Ph. d., didn't want to found a university
or write a lexicon. II would 10 to the
theatre every night" he said:
1t WAS q bright thoroughly American boy
who advanced the brilliant idea of buying
baseball genius with his compelling million.
II would organize a ball team" he cried.
slappinR his knee, "and challenge the world.
! would sweep the country and break up
the monotony OF the league" The very
American boy soon figured out the whole
thing. He had the name of every prominent
player in the country at his tongues end,
and the team he had in mind, with six star
players for each of the important posts of
pitcher and catcher. and two stars for each
OF tho remaining positions, WAS certain, no
said, to NOW dow everything before it.
Baseball enthusiasts will be interested in
studying the makeup of this extraordinary
team:
Pitohers-Nichols, Hutchinson. Mullans,
Rusie, Stein and Lovett.
Observation-Disclosures. Kittredge, Tone,
DAILY, Clements, thinner and Morgan Mur-
ply.
First base-Anson and Brouthsrs.
Second base-MoPhee and Pfetfer.
Third base-Nash and Burns.
Short ~stop-Snith and Corcoran.
Right fsld-Bufns and Thompson.
Center field-Gritfin and Ryan.
Left deld-O'Brien and Wilmot.
Captain and manager-Anson.
With the aid of tho small boys informa-
ton on salaries / figured out the expenses
Of such a team at $500. 600 a year. But
the gate money" said the young projectoE.
would easily be $780, GOO in one season.
and / could afford to blow in the $50, OOO.,, ;