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Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-11-22
FAcrs ABour FoLK0-

Que member Of the presidents fam
ily 10 almost unknown 20 the public.
He 10 Samuel Aorrss, court reporter
for the Indianapolis Journal. he mar
ried General Harrison's sister.
hrs. FANNIE Iverson, who Was re-
Gently reported ~ being engaged TO
marry Senator Hill, - said to be one
Of the most beautiful women In the
south. She has three children, all
boys.
The Duchess Of Portland, who was
the beautiful and stately Dallas Yorke.
10 the only woman who has had dress
made and sewn on her person. She
stood for three hours upright while the
dressmakers were busy fitting and sew
ing. Fifty yards Of old lace were used.
Mrs. Altgeld. wife Of the governor
elect Of Illinois, 10 graceful and charm
ing In her manner. She 10 lees than 10
years old and devotes much time to art
matters. She 10 . leading member Of
the Chicago Women's club.
Emil lola wears short beard. trim
mol according 10 the latest fashion.
His bro I'D, high forehead 10 marked by
three deep wrinkles, and has hair and
beard are slightly streaked with gray.
His face 10 pale and his figure has lost
much of It's former st0utusss. His
shortsightedness has increased TO such
an extent that ne cannot read or write
without his eyeglasses.
Mrs. Elizabeth Sheets Harrison. the
widowed sister-,n-law Of President Har-
rison, 10 now in London. Her mother,
who died the other day in Iudianapo-
Lis, was very wealthy twenty five years
ago, but lost all OF her property through
injudlcious real estate investments.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-11-22


To- DAY, the international
Monetary Conference will open
in Brussels.
The leading European powers
will be represented and the pur-
pose of the meeting which has
assembled at the instance of the
United States Government, is
to arrive at a basis for the uni
versal recognition Of the equa-
lily of gold and silver as money
metals, and the permanent es-
Enlistment Of a double standard
and a bi-metallic currency.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-11-22

you ceaso 70 tell your mother every
thing you may rest assured you have
started on the wrong track. Ii you
can no longer give ner your fulisst con-
hdencs the conceximent meaas tnas
you are ashamed Of thlngs you have
done or are going 10 40, and the sooner
you free your mind Of It's weight aud
just tell mother ail about IL the soonsr
you will ind rest and peace ia the
knowledge that you can look into her
tender eyes aud freely give back trust
for trust with no lurking secrets hidden
from her loving gaze.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-11-22

ID. Shuman, of Cleveland. preDdent
OF the shumsn & Trskle oll company.
il guest At The Morton. fe - IN the
city looking after the compsny's inter-
eats here. The Standard Cal company
does not control quite everything, ne
said yesterday "Tne oil inteEest re-
mains flrm. There 10 little 10 disturb
lie equilibrium. The foW - steady ana
constant, and there are no big wejls
being tapped 10 unsettls prices The
OIL fieids Of Psnnsylvanis seem pracu-
caliy lDexhs usfib4s. Tnes probably
are not, but there ~ little din'inuron
in the How There 10 enough out there
10 last for years. aud when that 10 gone
the great fields OF Ohio still remain.
The country 10 In no immediate danger
Of suffering from an oil famine"
Judge Al. Brown. Of Bia Rapsds. and
{. &. CrItt<nden, Of Cadillac. Two OF the
attendants 1T the recent Luce confer
ence, we're ~ the Morton yests rday,
bat each disclalmed any know edge Of
any further general conferences.
George N. Beck. of Hobsrt; l.. w.
Cole, Of South 6baftsbury, VI; Charles
ID. Barghorn, OF Luther, prosecuting
attorney-elect OF Lake county, and Z.
N. Tomiinson Of 81. Paul, ana 8. n.
Bostick. Of Buffalo, are at the New Liv.
ingston.
DR.. v. r. Long. Of Ionis. - : guest
ct tho New Lvsngston. Dr.. Long 70
the superintendent Tor the institution
Tor insane prisoners maintained IT the
Ionia reformatory.
Secretary Of State Elect ]. Wight
Giddings, OF Cadillac, diued ct the
Morton yesterday. on biz way TO De-
trolt.
N. A. Fuller and wife, of Hastings;
George +. Palmer. of Flint; Fred Will
liams. of Detroit. and Robert Stearns.
OF Ludiogton, arrived at the Morton
yesterday.
Z. r. Cooper and J. c. Matty. Of
Denver, are 1t the Morton. They are
in tho city buying their scmi-annusl
supply OF furniture.
A. +. Forsyths, Of Dc Pers. Wis.,; r.
A. Sessions, of Ionia; George Mason,
tague capitalist, and ]. Hendershott.
Of Hastings, are At the Morton.
J. b. Rue, of the Detroit Stove COM
psny; H. s. Peck. of Cleveland; +. l..
Fail, of Jamestown; A. F. Kerulan, of
Lima; II. c. Ders. of Allegan. and NJ.
II, Lempert, Of Rochester, registered
at Sweets yesterday.
DR.. Henry +. Thomas Of Allegan 10
guest at the Morton. DR.. Thomas is
the next congressman froni the fourth
district. He ran against George +.
Yaple and Mr.. Yaple hasn't recovered
from bis surprise yet. He never
thought DR.. Thomas would have the
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-11-22

Under ordinary circumstances DIM
ner party will attract no mora than
passing notice. But the dinner party
given by Henry Willard TO the con-
quenng heroes Of the democrat cam
pAixn committee has . peculiar signifi-
canoe ID view OF the character Of the
victory achieved. IL one democrat
slogan were Moderated with more
JUNCTION than another IN the recent
campaign il Was thar 'ths protective
tariff made tns rich richer and the
poor poorer" To do away with such
. pernicsous system the democrat clans
were gathered in fierce array aud they
succeeded. The battle was fought
against the ''oppressors' and "pluto-
crAts," and the chisftains of "ths
oppressed celebrated ~ Mr.. Wizards
dinner. Among the more notable
piebeians present were Mlllionaires
Whitney OF New York. Brice OF Ohio,
Stsinway, Ottendorfer, Grace. White
and Anderson. Our own poverty
stricken Don NJ. pushed his feet under
the mahogany. and his exuberant
spread OF whiskers made him . shining
mark among forty other of "the OPP
pressed." It Was . truly representa-
tive party of "the oppressed"-the poor
that have been made poorer by the
tariff. The dinner cost the modest
suu, of 81 500. The wines were the
choicest OF the vintage, and when they
had raellowed the gisnt inteilects of
the feasters the poor "oppressed" pau
psrs commiseratsd one with another that
the tariff had made them poor and that
Mr.. Willard limited the expense of his
spread to . mere trifie. Nine years
ago Henry Willard WAS penniless. The
gigantic enterprises in which he had
vsntured turned out profitless and he
Was without dollar. In nine years
he has accumulated what other men
fail TO accumulate IN . life time.
When one thinks Of his wonderful
achievement. this bacchanalian feast to
the democrat leaders bellies the very
principles whose triumph the dinner
vas given TO celebrate. The senseless
orr of "plutocracy" has no force ct ell
unless applied to the millionaire mag
mates OF democracy who Toasted in
splendor and luxury on the eve of the
fnsi collapse Of the Homestead strike.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-11-22
WHAT Is WoMANf

Woman 10 mans conscience, and it
is . good thing for him to have his con-
science always with him.
Woman ie mans incentive to 70 for
ward-the tempting bait and the mer-
ciless whip.
Woman is . bundle of nerves, with
extra knots In them for mind ADD
heart. ~
Woman is the only female in crea-
ton who slngs; she Is also the only fe-
male whose plumage 10 finer than that
of its mate.
Woman is the happiness of one man
and the bane of two.
Woman Is the pearl Of great price;
to obtain her you must risk your life in
troublesome waters.
Woman is q sunfiower, bending her
head only to golden rays
Woman Is the other half OF man,
mentally, morally and physically;
without her he would be as . tree
stripped of Its leaves, without Orna-
ment or the breath of life.
Woman is only q rib Of man, but
she is worth all the other bones of his
body put together.
Woman is the finishing touch, man
Was only an experiment.
Woman is the leaven that leaveneth
the whole lump.
Woman Is the mother of mankind
since Adam. 1t is the maternal mucle
that has spanked the race into decent
manners and good behavior.
Woman IS the index of the family
book; from her you can judge Of the
chapters and the illustrations.
Woman 10 the custodian of public
peace, because she interpOses her deli
cate body between the fighters. She
is also the custodian of public moneys,
because they find their way to her
sooner or later.
Woman is the seive through which
sift the finer attributes of human ma
ture. and the filter which separates
good from evil.
Woman is the only animal that can
breathe on half rations. hold pms and
needles in its mouth without . mishap
and DO up back HAIR.
Woman is the stringing OF a htful
harp, played by the wind; man 10 the
golden framework.
Woman Is mans refreshment in hi
| journey through tie wilderness.
Woman Is the precious porcelain oil
human clay; to be handled gently and
admired from distance.
Woman is valuable article thai
costs more IN the keeping than the
acquiring.
Woman 10 special dIspensation oil
Providence to prevent mans con
celt from running away with him.
New York Recorder.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-11-22

The charming little coat Tor . wee
boy, - have skstehed il, would look
equally well in very dark red or dark
blue, or pretty fswn. only ia the lat
ter case the question Of tidlness comes
in. Any light color soils 90 quickly.
The large felt bat is very taking. II
should be Of the came shade as the
little costume.
The question OF hats for particular
coats - one that concerns grown up
folks, too.
IL has been rather . tax that one
must have q particular hat Tor each
particular dress aud The new nat that
il 10 gong ~ he all OUT of the mode TO
have your hat ssem 10 being IN the
faIntest way 10 the gown with which
you wear II, Is going to give some OF us
3 comfortable latitude. But bats that
harmonic will never be out OF taste.
though they may be out OF silly
fashion. Harmony 10 always going to
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-11-22

Senator Hill Is out of . job. His
political occupation is gone and he
knows not which way to turn nor what
10 do The result Of the election has
70 him . razzle-dazzlsd statesman and
ners are none to do him homage. His
opinion is not sought, nor is, his advice
desired. He Is q lonely senator draw
ing bu. one salary. Tammsny has no
use for MIN, and be will be dropped
with q chilling PUNK whenever he be-
comes offeunvely dlctatorial. Under
his banner Tsmmany went into re-
isntlsss fight and came out thoroughly
cowcd aud captive. Tammany now
thinks that David 10 . Jorsh. and a
whale il beng trained to gulp him into
its friendly internal economy. Flower
70 the daisy that Tammsny worships
since Cleveland Won. He is the boss
guard lsl;of the ''bsr'l'that bought We
tory for the braves. and the Golden
Calf nsver bad more enthusiastic
reverence than be. The key ownitney's
spoils' bureau is held by Roswell L.
aud David will not be permitted TO peep
into the keyholc. Without a hand in
distributing the spoiIs David will not
be q Welcome guest at Tammsny hall.
90 his star once in the ASCENDANT Is now
obscured and he is called only to be
led to the altar Of sacrifice. HIS inter-
view With the Tsmmany chief as to the
successor to Hiscock, held lsst evening.
il but preliminary TO his denouement
from . stage upon which Flower, Clsve-
land. Whitney ana Hsrrity are to play
shs leading parts.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-11-22
BALM OF YOUTH.

The playthings drop from the tiny hands.
And all UNDECIDED lie.
And the households darling whimp'rinR
stands
With pursed-up lips to cry;
But soon he's forgotten his woes 10 tell.
For mother has kissed IL and made 1t well. "
A rosy boy With . wooden ship.
cry and o wounded hand;
0. WHY will jack knife always slip.
And the vessel high on landf
But the gravest trouble that e'er befell
Is nothing whit n mother has kissed IL well"
O. would that we men. through years Of pain.
When cares outweigh our JOYS.
Could run to our mothers SIDE again.
Just as we did when boys.
And feel the power of that cld-time spell.
When mother kissed IL aud made u WELL"
New York Ledger.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-11-22

The monks of the middle ages divided
tho kiss into fifteen distinct and separ-
ate orders:
]. The decorous, or modest kiss.
2. The diplomatic, or kiss of policy.
3. The spying kiss, to ascertain if =
woman has drank vine.
4. The slave kiss.
s. The kiss Infamous church pen
ance.
6. The slipper kiss, practiced toward
tyrants..
7. The judicial kiss.
8. The feudal kiss.
8. The religious kiss (kissing the
cross).
10. The academical kiss ION joining .
solemn brotherhood).
IL. The hand kiss.
IL. The Judas kiss.
Is. The medical kiss-for the pur-
pose of healing some sickness.
IA. The kiss of etiquette.
Is. The kiss of love-the only real
kiss.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-11-22

heart 70 do il; bus The doctor bad
ir- Thomas administered . nona0pes
tntc doss Of votes " Mr.. 1sp1e; boo
took on an oid-fAshioned ailope:hic
prescription OF kangaroo plaseess hlms
seif. Mr.. lapie has decided not q
protest. Il shall have about lslo0
majority" said pr. Thomas Lass night
II think Mr.. lapIe made mistake IN
coming out on the Omaha pistfarms
eut tne democrats eli voted for hlms
90 don't know that II made any diner
ence- think yHs HkRAlp aided me
materially IA my election. lts utter
Anees Ale always far, manly and
honest sud their sturdy inoepen1oneo
ccmmends them"
"Most certainly think third oandi-
dale fof United States senator q among
the possibilities" sad n. NcGrath Of
Muskegon, senator Pslmer's Lumber
partner ~ the Morton last night.
s'There are plenty Of men IN the vsst-
err part IT the etate that are capable
Of filling the posltlon. do not th,nk
b. A. Biodgett Of this city Will be
candidate. In the t1rss place I don't
believe he wants il. Then I think a
shouid 90 30 . younger mana man
that is filled With life. energy aud am.
biuon. We need young blood IN the
senate. Mr.. Blodgstt - one Of the
:nost GENIAL. delightful men ! know;
but think 10 and the other two can
didatss are open 70 the same ob)ecuon
the state neods younger men,"
IL am pleased With the result IN the
etate and the result in the nation"
said DIR. George c. Palmer Of Flint At
the Morton last night. 81 wanted 20
zee Rich elected and although / voted
for Harrison ! am not sorry 70 ses
Cleveland elected. The people seem To
be almost unanimous in wanting him.
and II 10 possible that be 10 the man
they need"
Il. w. johnson and wife, OF Rock
ford; A. X. Morehouss. . Big Rapids
lumberman; Capt. George I. Arnold
and wife, of Msckinsc Island; s. IL.
Ballard, OF Sparta: the R~v. W. NJ.
Miller, of Kalkasks, and NJ. I. Earring
ton. OF saranac, arrived Al the Eagle
yesterday.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-11-22
os,.,crous TABLE SAUCE.

A very delicious table sauce 10 grape
catsup. To make this pick seven
pounds Of grapes OF the stems and f,
after washing them, boil them IN .
porcelain kettle until they are soft
enough to strain through . wire sieve.
They should cook for 1T least an hour.
When they have been strained. add TO
the pulp three and one-half pounds Of
sugar, . pint OF the best cider vinegar,
a teaspoonful each Of cinnamon and
owes, and cook the mixture until II 10
thick.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-11-22
MArRIMoNY's COMMANDMENTS.

When Theodore Parker Was married
he entered in his journal on his wed.
ding day tho following resolutions:
First-Never, except for the best rea-
sons, to oppose my wite's will.
Second-To discharge all duties for
her sake freely.
Third-Never to scold.
Fourth-Never to look cross at her.
Fifth--Never TO worry her with COM
mandments.
Sixth-To promote her piety.
Seventh-To bear her burdens.
Eighth-To overlook her foibles.
Ninte-To save, cherish and forever
defend her.
Tenth-To remember her always in
my prayers. Thus, God willing, we
shall be blessed.
The commandments which Parker
put upon himself are like the old Deca-
logue. all comprehended in one-love.
Love is the fulfilling Of the matrimon-
ial as we'll 40 Of the Jewish law.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-11-22

WHEN one office-seeker seeks to build
up boom on the strength of snother's
long tenure it is we'll enough to make
comparisons before arriving At set
tied conclusion ~ - the merits Of the
case.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-11-22

CurrNe of ones nose to spite ones
ugly face may be politics, but it 10 rot
business. The business man who lsts
the mutations of politics brighten HIM
into despair INJURIES hlmself first and
worst
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-11-22

Bsrse 90 tumuItuously hostile to all
that Is corporate and plutocratic. Mr..
Cleveland will now, of course, sever all
connection with ex-secresary Whitney
and the standard oil octopus-
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-11-22
roo PARTICULAR.

Steele-I hear you nave broken OF
with Dolly Warden.
Pennies. She made me spend too
much money on my clothes.
SteeIe--How so?
Penn-She Was 90 fastidious that she
wouldn't sit on the same pair Of
trousers twice.-Clothisr and Fur
nlsher.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-11-22

ONE Of the gratifying features of the
recent election in this state is that the
farmers and workingmen paid little
need to the calamity walters. These
professional sgitstcrs invariably have
more cslIouses on their lungs than on
their hands.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-11-22

Two weeks ago today 1t was fair and
brigh. IN the early morning. but be-
fore night the hallotmeter took a de-
cided tumble, and . chilling day-frost
greeted the night. That 10 the way the
thing looks 1t this distance.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-11-22

Ir 10 to be hoped that the esnvassing
board will finisa Its labors in time To
make . congressional Christmas pres
ent.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-11-22
wEArHEE.

WASHINGTON. Nov. 81. - For lower
and upper Michigan; Fair TIL Wednes-
day night Colder, high northwest
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-11-22

FRoN the official recount il appears
that the vote on attorney general IN
this city and county stands: Ellis,
1872: Diekema, l2,267; giving Ellis q
plurality of 49, The peoples party
poiled lab votes. This shows that
Ellis ran behind the ticket 923 votes.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-11-22

irscrutAbls mystery. Perhaps, how
ever. they are awaiting the resuIt OF
the Official returns.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-11-22

Nor the least ssonising Of the new
congressional prospects - the added
prominence that il will spring upon
ths already TOO vclable Springer.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-11-22

Topay toe great International none
isry conference vii meet IN Brussels.
Astute financiers predscs that il viii re-
suls N an unqualified failure to bring
about substantial results
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-11-22

Our only Don-wilI be secretary of
state under Cleveland. Just imagine
Donald Mcdonald Dickinson filing the
shoes of Jefferson, Webster, Seward or
Rlaansl
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-11-22
HIT AND MISS STORIES.

John Dawson of Terre Haute re-
Gently celebrated his l03d birthday,
and mad his oldest grandchild, Mrs.
Sarah Dudley, who is 81 years OF age,
help him to DO the hon0rs OF the occa-
sion.
IL Kansas they are using the empty
jails for storing surplus wheat. Gen
orally the prisoners store away all the
surplus wheat they can get at.
Cinnamon are making rapid strides
toward getting the whole shoemaklng
trade OF California into their own
hands.
The mild insanity of the duke OF
Norfolk is the collection of blottlng
paper and pads. 1t 10 an absorbing
fad.
Governor Flower 10 one of those qui-
city humorous and phlegmatlc men
who wo uldn't miss . meal for an cleo
ton or lose an hours sleep because the
fate of his party might be hanging in
the balance.
George Francis Train 10 ~ quietly
funny and deliberately happy over the
would get - mad as one of the spar
IOWS Lic lONca w ACC0 ~ 40 WCkC tOlO
that he hadn't done so.
If Andrew Carnegie comes back to
this country he had better disguise
himself in one of ex-senator Evarts'
plug hats.
Lunacy is largely on the increase in
Ireland, the number of cases per l00,-
900 of population having gone up from
249 in 1880 to $50 in 1891. Calamity
howlere and contribution raisers are
responsible for the increase.
The Duke of Connaught, when ap-
pointed commander-in-chief of the
British army, will have . ealary of
sec, 900, and this in addition to his
other emoluments from military ap-
pointments.
Jay Gould is taking life easy. leaving
all the cares of business to his two
sons, George and Edward, and merely
standing around to see that they do
not run Oft the track or be too free
with the watering can when stocks
need attending to.
The new Lord Tennyson is said to
have very little interest in poetry ex.
cept for the face value it possesses al
the publishers.
Queen Victoria has presented Miss
Kate Marsden, the lady who is inter
esting herself 80 much on behalf of the
lepers of Siberia, with . handsome
pearl brooch.
Carl Schurz is sufficiently . philoso-
pher to think that If the senatorial
lightning does not strike him there will
be- enough OF him left over TO be con.
slant reminder that he cannot be over.
looked when politics Is on the carpet.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-11-22

Az A presidential reality Weaver 10 .
cipher with the circle lines oblltsratsd.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-11-22

Nh. CLEVELAND will go into the
wilds of North Carolina to escape the
office-seekers. Yesterday Carter Har-
rison of Chicago called on him and i'm
medistely thereafter q bulletin was is-
sued stating that Grover "must have o
rest" For heavens cake, give it to
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-11-22

Jrsr why the democrats have not
painted the town red remains IA
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-11-22
a1RANnRR TO HIM.

He-Babbler always winds mp those
wonderful yarns OF his with, Truth 10
stranger than fiction
sne-Nery likely il ito him.-Life.