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The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-03-01

FL0TSAM AND JETSAM.
Dlscursive Notes and Comments on Tonic,
Of the Time.

Discursive Notes and Comments on TopIes
of the Time.
The breeze which is stirring English poli-
tics about what happened in 1880. when
Lord Beaconsield was compelled to resign
Office and the Liberals came IN, has very
little concern for the American public. but
ON the eve OF general election 1t has a keen
interest for EnglshmeD. II is a question
whether the present Duke of Devonshire.
then Lord Harrington, was loyal to Mr..
Gladstone in 1880. lie certainly is not loyal
TO him now, for he has cut adrift from
Liberalism and is all but nominally Con-
servatiye. Could he have been unfaithful
at time when he was prOfessedly Liberal
and acting in harmony with the traditions
Of the party? The situation in 1880 was
peculiar. Mr. Gladstone had for seya raj
years been in the dumps. His opponents
said of him that he was Achilles sulking in
bis tent. The leadership of the PARTY in the
House of Commons fell to Lord Harrington
and his followers obeyed him unsweryingly.
although doubtless the Radical section dis
trusted him, and would have preferred a
strong man Of their own type of political
robustness. Meanwhile much had hap
pened to restore Mr.. Gladstone to conf
deDce In himself and what be nigh. do IL
again in power, and the public support and
entsusiasm made il impossible that he
should7remain mute spectator if the Lib
erals again obtained majority. That he
should lfold subordinate position in the
Ministry was not to be expected. Lord
harrington as Prime Minister aud leader of
tie House of Commons and Mr.. Gladstone
as Chancellor of the Exchequer would have
been an arrangement very unsatisfactory
and unavoidable.
When a Ministry resigns, the usual course
is 10 take the advice Of the outgoing Prime
Minister as to who should be summoned to
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-03-01
Articles of Incorporation.

Articles OF Incorporation were filed yes
terday by the following:
The Brann Manufacturing Company;
capital stock Sf50,0O0 Directors stus
w. and Alexander T. Braun. George C.
Thaxter. Max Armer, Charles j. Boskow!tz.
The Danish Ladies Relief Society OF San
Francisco; no capital stock. Directors
Mrs. c. M. Sorenssn, Mrs. W. i. Nielsen.
Mrs. F. Iyersen, Miss ii. Lorentzen, j..
Petersen, II. RayD, c. G. Larsen, Il. III.
Madison, A z. Lorentzen, c. NJ. Sorensen.
Y. L. Hotum.
The Tamm & Nolan Company; capital
stock $4,000. Directors-S. Nj. Shortridge,
Charles L. Gum, Charles l.. Elmer, Robert
L. Wieland, Irving Wilkinson
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Two Sudden Deafhs.

Anna Provost, aged ~ years, native of
France, and laundress. died suddenly yes
ierday morning at 2013 Mission street. Her
remains were turned over 10 the Coroner
who ascertained that heart disease was the
cause of death.
George Carts. laborer, died at 909 Jack
son street in the morning from natural
causes. Not sa.;ng been attended by a
physician, his remains were sent TO the
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-03-01
The New Park Bridge,

One of the most popular lounging places
last Sunday in the park was the new steel
bridge leading to the chidren's playground.
which the people took possession of with
ont the consent of the Commissioners or
the superintendent The informality OF
the opening. however. did not interfere in
structure
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THE CALL CALENDAR.
MARCH, 1892.
Moons Phases.
NOTICEI

A''g Of our patrons lrho fail TO find THE
MORNING CALL for sale Jll traia-5oys
'tiiicoWer faror By notifying this office or
HGact, naming the date and train.
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s25 Montgomery street. near Clay, open until IL
o'clock =. n. BRANCH OFFICES: 40 Market
street near Rea.ny, open until ~ o'clock midnight;
$50 Hayes sire =, open until g so O'Clock; 6O3
IsTkr street. open until $3.50 O'Clock: 25, Mission
street, open until o'clock p, NJ: and 116 Ninth
street., open until 40 T. N.
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arcTIoN sALEs TODAY.

FuR~rruRr-By Chas Levy. at 1885 Market
e.. - 10 O'Clock.
FuHN1TrRE-Ry NJ. J. Simmons, at l42s Web.
81 At II clock
RI-A1 EsrArr.-By Easton Eidridge 4 Co.. at 63S
Market ST. al l. o'clock
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THE MORNING CALL
PUBLICATION OFFICE /:

Has larger circulation than any other
newspaper unfinished in San Francisco.
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THE DAILY atoRNING CALI

TVIt =
New York BRENTANO BROS. 3 Union Square
CHICAGO ........ News stand Palmer House
Nkv orleans :. GALLUT Il JOUBERT,
ll5lL Common ST.
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PALACE BATHS, 715 to I'll Hilbert street.
Inc swimming department enlarged aud inl-
proven. VIII open for The season ON March J.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-03-01

J.F.CUTTEH'sOLD BoURBoN.-This celebrated
WHISKY Is Tor sale by all irsiclass druggists and
gr0eefs. 1fademark-sIar within a shield
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THE EASTERN OFFICE OF THE CALL,
g Potter building. New York CIy. Is provided with
flesof California papers. Visitors welcome. Ad-
NtIt.siug rates and sample copies furnished.
+ X. MISCH, Manager.
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SPECIAL NOTICES.

II A Sure and Safe Cure for All Irravn
Ls-c lar or painful monthly periods from WHAT
ever cause; no Instruments used; all female com
plants treated SUCCESSFULLY home for patients wirh
best care: results guaranteed by MRS DR. SwyER
3llls Hyde St, bet. Eddy and Ellis. tal2 n
@ Cofey's Collection Comnary 40
- Montgomery ST., prompt. experienced and re-
liable. Iaborers claims, insolvency and nrohate
Correspondents In every city In the United states
e Selaua anu austraIia lal2 cod IL
NY Nichols Injection Avoids the Need
OF medical advice; no change of Diet a deli
cate remedy OF marvellous effect All drnysists
sell It. f a.ss.s
FB H. M. Edwares, Notary TubIic-
49, tnce. All Montgos cry St: notariaI blsi-
ne can be transacted after business hour1 ar INV
residence. 2zoo Geary ST.. sax Francisco Cak 40 Il
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-03-01
Gable Slot Patent Suits.

In the United States Circuit Court Judge
Hawley yesterday handed down the follow
ing decisions: Pacific Cable Company vs.
Piedmont Cable Company, two suits, bills
dismissed a. the complainant's cost; Pacific
Gable Company VS.. Consolidated Piedmont
Cable Company. decree for the complainant
and cause referred to Master in Chaucery
HoughtOn FOR assessment of damages. These
actions were Tor damages for the alleged ill.,
frngement of a patent on cable slot
The most obstinate cases OF dyspepsia cured
by Hoods Sarsapariila. This medicine tones the
stomach. promotes healthy digestion, creates an
appetite and relieves headache Give 1t a trial
ANGosTUBA BITTERs are the best remedy for re-
moving indigestion. Ask your druggist for the gen.
uine, prepared by DR.. J. g. Il. Siegert Il Sons
CoUGHs, COLDS AND SORE THROAT quickly re-
Heved by - BT0tcn's Bronchial T1oches" 25c bo K
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-03-01

ED757 Annual Me eting-rhe Regular A.
- nual meesng OF the stoekhoiders of the
western Beet Sugar Company will be held az The
once OF the company. 321 Market ST. San Fran
cisco, Cal. on TUESDAY, the LIST day of March
1897 at the hoar OF III O'Clock A.. NJ. for the pur,
pose OF eiecting Board OF Directors to serve or
the ensuing year. and the transaction of such other
business as may come before the meeting Trans
Textbooks Will close on FRIDAY, 18th at 2 O'clock
p. NJ lfelI TO mrll r. H. SHELDON Sec
- a Meeting Will BE Held bv tbe
49, cltlZens TO borrow money at low rates of
interest from COLLATERAL BANK l5 Grant
ave, near Market ST. tas; st.ru
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SPECIAL BARGAIN THIS WEEK IN RHIN <
Millinery. SO Sixth st fe99 AZ
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CoUGHs COLDS, AND SORE THROAT quickly re-
lieved by Bro,cn's Bronchial Troches" 25c box
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4 NTOINETTE PREPARATIONS FUR Tar
a complexion aud restoring gray hair are oil
French secrets tested by best doctors chemists
here; first time sold in America NINE MAR
CHAND, room So ThurIow Block, fe2S tf
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MRS. NICHOLS, WHO IS so SUCCESSFULLY
w treating badness, VIII be at her office. room So
I1To Market St, Tuesday. Thursday and Saturday
evenings for the benefit OF those who canned obtain
treatment during the day. fe2l limo
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Ply CHANCE wEMET IN THE PARK: IT WAS
~ my new merchant taiior-made, natty overeoar
that did the business, which cost me Sl2 So IN ade
by crack merchant tailor fer $2S. ORIGINAL
MlSFIT CLOTHING PARLORS. cor. Post and Du-
pOnt 81. faI7
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-03-01

I ARGE LOT OF WET SHEETING. WET
~ LounSdale muslin. wet Canton flannel, wet in
digo-biue print, wet shirtIng print wet ginghsms
wet dress-go0ds. hannelis. damaged board steam
er. CHICAGO STORE, 216 Sixth ST., bet Howard
ard Folsom. fen RI
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-03-01

w MATTHEWS. ATTORNEY 33l MONTGOM
w cry St, room estates probated: mechanics,
liens foreeiused: advice free ta2Itf
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ENELlN-Y0U CAN REST EASY: ALTHOUGH
- your husband is short ana fat we have mes-
chant taiiOr-made suit or overcoat TO fit him Tor
SIS. made by frstciass merchant tailor for s35
0hi0lNAL MiSFlF CLOTHING PARLoRS cor.
Post and Dupont SITS. LII ~
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IL YOU WISH TO ADVERTISE ANYTHING
any where at any time write TO GEO r RoWELL
q Co. 10 Spruce St. New York aulg ly
VERY ONE IN NEED OF INFORMATION ON
- the SUBJECT OF advertising will do well to obtain
Sors OF Book for Advertisers 1853 pages prics
-. maheu, postage paid. on receipt of price: con
S saans careful compilation from the American
Mn,smspaper directory Of all the best papers aud
lass ournals gives the crcu auion ratiny OF every
one. ana good deaf OF Information about and
v.aer matters pertaining to tho business Of adver-
psms, Ataress RoWELES ADVER Kissing BIZ
AEAUs 40 Spruce ST., New YORK auly IL
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A TIENTION-BAD TENANTS EJECtE.D r71fS
IA SO and all costs paid: collections city or coma
try. CoFFEI'S COLLECTION CO.. 6o7 M0ntgou,-
cry st. lar 6I,o
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CHEAP; UPPER FLAT; 8 LARGE ROOMS; SUN
- ny oay-wind0w aud porch: $l1. Is Jasper place
lf hilbert St. bet. Dupont and Stocktnn fa2S sr*
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BACHELORS, TAKE NOTICE-YOU CAN GET
~ your clothes cleaned and mended neatly aud
eheaply AT 1873 Fifth st. MRS. HOWARD fel G Sa,
1AN-YOU CAN CATCH "A LADY SURE BY
- purchasing merchant tailor made pair OF dress
trousers Tor 50, made by artist merchant tailor
Tor $40. ORIGINAL MISF1T CLOTHING PAR
LOhs, cor. OF PoSt ana Dupont SIS felt ~
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-03-01

I ADY WHO HAS COLLECTED A QUANTITY OF
~ old postage stamps learn something 20 her
advantage by sending her address 10 Business, box
II. this Office. te2s 3ts
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-03-01

L'0LDISG BEDS-EXANINE OUR NO 2Oo5:
Il mirrored, with large plato iSx4o; walnut OK
cherry and 18th century cash price elsewhere $50
our in5taIment price reduced $40 country orders
promptly attended to. NJ FRIEDMAN & Co 228
and $50 Stockton ST.. 237 Post cor stockton II
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1892-08-04
Silver Before Party.

George w. Baker, of the firm of
Baker, Wines and Dorsey is one of
the most enthusiastic and consistent
silver men on the Coast. He left the
Democratic party because of Cleve-
lands hostility for silver, hoping he
would do better. In that he has been
disappointed and he now joins in the
silver movement and becomes mem
Der of the Washoe Silver league He
says no sincere advocate of free coin
age can vote for either Cleveland or
Harrison as they are both controlled
by Wall Street and stand on plat
forms which are avowedly hostile to
silver.
Mr.. Baker was recognized leader
in Republican councils four years ago
and as a member of the Committee
on platform framed the plank declar-
ing for the Australion ballot law He
proves his sincerity and shows his de-
termination to be consistent on the
silver question, by repudiating both
the old parties.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1892-08-04
THE COUNTY PRINTING.

The Grand Curry made no investi.
CATION whatever of the violation Of
the law which provides that all con
tracts over $500 must be advertised
The printing contract was 5000 and
not advertised. The statement that
the APPEALS bid excepted other than
bound work, is incorrect.
The Commissioners agreed that the
bid meant $40 a month for everything
except bound work and the bid was
so considered. Commissioner Morris
voted for it ''as the lowest bid and
Commissioner Martin said: 1T is
only a few dollars the lowest and we
are not obliged to accept the lowest
bid.
The editor of the APPEAL was not
called on by the Grand Jury to testi-
fy in these matters.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1892-08-04
A SCOTCH VERDICT.

The report of the Grand Jury will
not satisfy the taxpayers of Ormsby
county.
The charge made by the APPEAL
that Commissioner Bray was taking
contracts for road work ETC., from
the county in violation of the law,
was found true by the jury, but in
stead of recommending the District
Attorney to take steps to deprive
him of his Office as the law provides
they found that his work was we'll
done and his charges reasonable.
On the question of suppressing the
amount Bray took from the county,
when it came to publishing the "bills
allowed, they found that the parties
responsible for this suppression were
the proprietor of the Tribune, Mr..
i. J. Parkinson or the County Clerk
but they were unable to say which
one of the two.
They recommended that hereafter
the work be done CORE city.
The main charges made by the
5APPEAL, which were against Bray
and the Tribune were found to be
true.
There is nothing left for the Dis
trict Attorney now to 90, than to
proceed with the execution of the
law makes the penalty for Bray's act
a fine and the loss of his office.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1892-08-04

He solicits orders for all such
work, and for Hydraulic and
Irrigation Sur yeys, and Will do all
work in the line OF Surveying and
Engineering. Only Good and Re-
liable instruments used. Address p
0 1ox $40, Reno. Ney a16
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1892-08-04
Civil Engineer Surveyor and
Consulting Engineer,

Will make Surveys OF Mining
CLAIMS for Patsnt, aud will do all
kinds of above and below ground
Surveys for Mines, including reli-
able Assays Of the Ores OF same.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1892-08-04
The Difference.

When a Democrat somewhere IN
the United States announces that he
is now for Harrison the g. o. p. or
gans put it in big type and ring the
changes upon it for weeks, and SO 1t
goes when the Democrats catch a
topper. But when Democrats and
Republicans flop by the hundreds
to the Peoples party, its papers
announce simply that at given time
and place monster mass meeting or
barbecue was held and addressed by
the Peoples party orators.-Silver
State,
Evidently the Grand Jury did not
believe MIR. Heidenreich when he
said Muldoon only worked team
seven and half days and got 500
from the county for the work.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1892-08-04
TIM DEMPSEY,
PROPRIETOR or
SNUG

The finest assortment Of Wines,
Liquors and Cigars in the market
can always be found behind the
bar.
Headquarters for the sporting
fraternity. az
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1892-08-04
Piano Tuning.

Oscar Hilderbrandt will Tune and
Repair Pianos at Reasonable Rates.
Leave orders at this office. jyS
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1892-08-04
TIL 0EMSb1 HOUSE
CARSON CITY. NEv.

b. KAISER Iro,,rietor.
FENhlS OAD ESTABLISHED AN, WELL
i known House is Low open Or tie ccoIp
moda ION Of the travelling pubic ! rooms
haEe ueen thoroughly renova-.d ata return
shed.
Tie large dirin groom has beer - arranged
that parties OF families can be furnished with
in private, -four cosy rooms having been fur
titioned-of for that purpose The Bar II he
supplied With the best of wines. liquors ane
cigars.
Thankful for pastfs vors 1 hope for co1 thu
ance of the same
ly4 } y. KAISEKI
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1892-08-04
The BRIGGS HOUSE.
The Two Popular Hotels, the st.
Charles and Muller House,
Are now being run under one man.
agement.
And known as the Briggs House.

The accommodations and table
will be Of the best, and the Bar
stocked with the best Wines Liqn-
ors and Cigars in the market.
GILBERT BRIGGS, Prop.
may6
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1892-08-04

Rest and recreation at moderate
cost. The best fishing and most
sheltered spot on the Lake Good
huRting iron spring a mile dist
ant. Free boats, fishing tackle and
hot baths; fine table; cottage ac-
commodation for IS guests, head
quarters for Rubicon Springs; the
steamers touch 3 times a day; a
fine piano, dance hall and band Of
music. Round trip from S. F. via
Truckee. SO. Open from June 1
to Nov l.
Terms-$2 a day or $12 a week.
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-10-05
PERSONAL.

COUNT LEO ToLsToI's new novel, On which he
has been engaged for some months past, will be
due about Christmas.
a NEw YORK MAN offers to sell to Fxpositi On
Commissioner Fred A Ober a portion of
Columbus dust. which no guarantees to be
genuine.
Mas. JEFFERSON DAVIS and her daughter,
Miss Winnie Davis. were at the Hotel Marlbor-
ough, New York. on Monday, having returned
from Bar 1arb1r.
CHARLES A. DANA Of the New York sun left
New York on Monday for an extended tour of
Europe and Asia. He will be gone. therefore,
during tue rest Of the campaign and the cleo
ton.
REV A n. KEIGwN, a Presbyterian minister
Of Wilmington, Del, prophesies the end Of the
world in 1897. He has been preaching sermons
for some time past with the special object Of
preparing his flock for the event.
JAMES Brooks. a I2-year-old lad, has just been
relieved Of several inches of super1uous tongue
the enlargement of which was escribed TO
hsh bone-by an operation performed by
Or. Leach, at the Citizens hospital, Washing
ton.
Miss GERTRUDE HOWE, who has labored as a
missionary in China for twenty years, has re-
turned home accompanied by five clever young
C1lheSe students-tWo girls and three boys
who viii complete their education and take q
medical course at Ann Arbor.
The good fortune of Herr Junge, formerly OF
Goerlitz, Germany. has filed many Germans
with envy A little more than score Of years
ago he was POOR oabinetmaker in his native
town, He went to Turkey to seek his fortune.
his work there attracted the attention Of the
sultan, who made him court cabinetmaker. A
few weeks ago he became an officer of the i'm
perial court.
EUGENE FIELD, in the Chicago Net0s- Record,
remarks that W. s. Gilbert is the only librettist
whose name has been commonly used first in a
partnership with the musical composer. It was
Gilbert and Sullivan" always in talking of the
authors OF "Pinafore" and it's success Sors. Still,
Mr.. Field does not disguise his own particular
opinion that Mr. Gilbert is las arrogant and
dlsagreeaole person as ever wore trousers"
GEN, LoNasTREET, one Of the most famous of
Lees corps commanders says the New York
Tribune, speaks in high praise of the bravery
and skull OF the late Gen. John Pope, whose
qualities he had good occasion to appreciate
and remember. Longstreet says that no one
could have done better under the clrcumstan-
ces tnan Pope in the struggle OF August, 1852,
IN virginia The eminent confederate, by the
way, is said to be the only officer OF his rank in
either army during the civil war that served q
cannon with his own hands, The incident oc-
Cured in the battle of AntIetam.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-10-05
BRIGHT BITS.

MISS OLDuN-Johnnie name the four seasons
johnnie -Pepper, vinegar, salt and mustard.
Brooklyn Life.
DIML1NG Why did you leave the lecture plat
form, Larkinf Larkin-Well was egged on
to take that step.-LVe.
WHY have you given up smoking cigarettes.
PA says there amt no poison In them. "-NeO
York 2, ess.
SHE seemed to be In such distress,
asked her If might lend her
My help. She blusaed aud muttered Eyes,
II you have spare suspender."
Philadelphia Record.
ToTIING-Wagner had a special purpose in
making his opera so loud.
Dimling-What was 1T
Totling-He was determined that they should
be heard above the talking in the boxes. -Har-
Der'S Bazaar.
HAVE you any fountain pens that won't blot
when they are nearly empty?" asked Gus
toner.
Certainly. )" said the stationer. "why, we
have some that won't blot when they are en-
tirely empty. "-NeaO York Weekly.
CHAPPIE-what's the mattsh. deah boyi
Cholly-Nothing much-bwain fever.
Chappie--food hesvens-thRt fatal?
Cholly-Usualy, deah boy, but superiority
the doctor SAID there was no danger with such
physique as have.-BrOokLyn Ltfe.
A NEW YORK girl suddenly confronted by
mile off, andsat the same instant landed kick
under his chin which tumbled him down stairs
That young lady appears TO have considerable
dramatic talent.-NetC York Herald.
as MIsrAH GwAYNUs in?" asked the sable
caller.
"He is, sab, replied thu dusky functionary
at the door, "but be is occupied"
'How soon, sab, " said the caller, pulling up
his shirt collar, will Mistah Gwaynus be va
cant? Chicago Tribune.
Mr.. BILLUs lat bedtime)-Maria, tomorrow
will be Mauds birthday, l have got a present
for her and want her to it the first thing in
the morning. Snail l put it on her breakfast
platter
Mrs. Billus-What on earth is a man good
for, anyhow Give it to me, John. After she
is asleep I'll hang it in front of her mirror
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