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The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-03-24

You don't hear anyone threatening Il
knock the spots Oft the sun.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-03-24

81 do WISH" said Rastus, scratching his
head thoughtfully, II do wish dat wizzed Ed
son would invent a sort o'cow-catcher for de
reah eend O. dem animeles calico de mule"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-03-24

'1'll see you later" said the slangy youns
man., ''No, George" she murmured, dom
say that. It's nearly II o'clock now"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-03-24

MIS-. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for Chill
dren teething. softens the gums, reduces inflam-
nation, alays pain. cures wind coiic. 25c a bottle
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-03-24

FITS.-An Fits stopped Tree Dy DIX. ALisHs 1kkA'
Nerve Restorer No Fit after nrst day use. Ma
yelous cures Treatise and 81 90 trial bottle free
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-03-24

Every tree is known by its fruit, but som,
OF the fruitage of the family tree does no
greatly tlatter the parent stem.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-03-24

'Do you think your doctor has benefited
you?" "Yes." ''How?" Taught me eco
nomical habits"
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-03-24

FITS-Ep.lepsy permanently cured by new system
OF treatment. TWO TRIAL BOTTLES FRkR. Send for
Treatise Epeptic Rene Co.. IS Erosd ST. New York
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-03-24

When you are betting on an absolutely
sure thing save out cents for car fare home.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-03-24

BEECHAM's Pills will cure constipation
keep the blood cool and the liver in good
working order, price % cents box.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-03-24

If you pay as you 90, and are able to 60 a:
you pay, you will get there.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-03-24

A mans contempt for cO4uette Is always
mingled with pity for the other fellows.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-03-24

The astronomer who made telescope dis
covery is naturally proud of his good looks.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-03-24

Cinnamon should be encouraged in their
desire to learn baseball. 1t teaches them to
make home runs
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-03-24

take away women" asks a writer, ''and
what would follow" That's easy. The
men.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-03-24

The man who tries to please everybody
generally has a contempt for himself.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-03-24

None but the brave deserve the /, e, and
none but the brave can live with some of
them.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-03-24

! Wake your m.-k! Learn shorthand by
mail. Write Chaftee's College, Osweso, n. Y.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-03-24
THE KEEI.EY CURE.

The Kelley Company Of Kansas, which
controls the right to use DR.. Leslie E.
Keeley's Remedies for Drunkenness and the
Opium and Tobacco Habits in the state Of
Kansas. with view Of covering their terri
tory more effectively and causing the benefit
Of the Remedies to be more WIDELY spread
have opened institutes for the Kelley treat
ment at Topeka, Leavenworth, Kansas City,
(Kan.) Winfield and Marysvilie These in
etitutes are so located as to render them
easily accessible from every rart of the state.
The Kelley Company OF Kansas have been
unusually successful in their practice, having
treated over 400 cases Of alcoholism and
orium habitues without failure. Their stan
Of ply sicians are well known practitioners
who have practiced the cure Of nervous and
narcotic diseases under DR.. Kelley at Dwight
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-03-24

She: Do you call me your angel because
you think am fly? Ee: No, because you
harp 80.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-03-24

The most dangerous ''charge of the light
brigade" is that made by the gas Office clerk.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-03-24

ssHansOn's Magic Corn Snlvc."
Warranted TO cure, or money refunded. =
your druggist for II. Price - cents
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-03-24

Miss LErTIE HUNTLEY,
Is the sister of Mr.. w. S. Huntley, Of
Cortland, N. Y. we'll known car
penter and builder. Her frank state
ment below gives only the truth con-
corning her illness and marvellous re-
covery by the aid of Hoods Sar-
saparilla:
Twelve years ago I began to have hemor.
rhages and four years ago became so low that
the physicians told mo
There Was No Hope
and should soou die. I could not be moved
from ny bed. Under my face were napkins
mouth eoaId eat nothing and had no &C.
lion Of the bowels for a week. The doctors
said the cause was ulcers In the stomach At
this tine ny mother said she wanted 70 make
one more trial. and asked il l would take
Hoods SarsaperllA I told Der Il would be
4 Waste Of Money.
but finding II would comfort hee, began taking
IL In f6w days the bloesing bog1n TO sub
side, seemed to feel . htele stronger, but
thought IL only fancy. was % weak could
two weeks YES able 70 NJ 1p fov minutes
every ~. In month eessd walk seross
tie feo@. One day I Asked what they were
70 have for dinner. and said I wanted some
cfied It vas tie
First Time had Felt Hungry
for Two Years
keps On with Hoods Sas7aDaril1s and In SIX
Ds6th0 ~ - well ~ ever In ny HE. II il
nov four years since I recovered and have
not had eayV sickness si1oe nor sny hemor-
TAAee. II ever . human be4ag Thanked the
sSst
Moods Sarsaparilla
and tAas clone, inquest; orahir 90 MY liGs.~
HOODS Pills cure Liver III
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-03-24
Tho Only One Ever Printed-Can You Find
tho Word?

There is a 3-inch display advertisement
in this paper this week which has no two
words alike except one word. The same il
true of each new one appearing each week.
from the DR.. Harter Medicine Co. THE
house places Crescent" on everything
they make and publish. Look for it, send
them the name of the word, and they will 70
turn you Book, BEAUTIFUL L1IHoGRAPHs o.
SANrLRs FREE.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-03-24

81 think this thing of overwork being fatal
is all rot" remarked the pastepot. "Why, of
course it is, replied the Lent-umbrella joke.
'tJust look at usv'
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-03-24

The opera singer who reaches the high
notes must have a soar throat.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-03-24

In case of too much money-start n news
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-03-24

Hicks: That was Mr.. Blank. Strange you
didn't know him. His picture has been in
all the papers. Wicks: That was probably
the reason why didn't recognize him.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-03-24

A ''safe-burglar" is in the penitentiary.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-03-24

Dolly: Oh, mamma, met little girl to-
day who had never heard of a COW. DOlly's
Mother: That was strange, wasn't it! Who
was the little girl, Dolly? Dolly: She said
her father was q milkIhan.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-03-24

Doctor: The fact is you're overwoked.
You must take a rest for a few weeks. What
you want is absolute quiet. Merchant: Well,
hockey! I've got il. I'll stop advertising.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-03-24

and w. E. Winner, respectively. The
site Of the mill is in the part of the city
known as Toad-a-loup, and comprises
eight acres of very valuable property.
BY the terms of the agreement under
which the mill is located, it is to be in
operation by September 1, with a capac-
ity of 1000 barrels q day, which is to
be increased as rapidly as possible to
5000 barrels, the full capacity of the
mill.
The Coldwater bank robbery was
probably effected with liquid explosives
injected into the joints of the safe doors
wedged open to admit them. The rob-
bers got about $4,000, consisting of
$4,000 in currency, $4,000 of which
was in new legal tenders, 1000 in gold
and $4,000 in silver. The gold coin
found ON the floor of the vault was
scratched, marred and bent, and the
paper is probably mangled and scorched
Is the result OF the explosion of nitro
glycerine used in breaking the safe.
There were also taken from the vault
forty deferred" bonds OF the Philadel-
Phia & Reading Railroad, company, for
the sum of 81, 900 each, and numbered
675 to S99 inclusive, TIA to 1726 in
elusive. and numbers 1888 and l7S4.
Washington, d. c., letter: There is
. lair prospect for the passage of the
Quantrell raid bill, in which SO many
citizens OF Kansas are interested. The
bill was introduced early in the session
BY Congressman Funston, and after q
caEeeV investigation BY the house COM
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1892-06-24
Happy Hoosiers.

VIM. Timmons. Postmaster Of Ida
vile, Ind, writes: Electric Bitters has
done more for me than all other medi-
cines combined, for that bad feeling
arising from Kidney and Liver trou-
ble." John Leslie, farmer and stock
man of same place, says; Find Elec-
trio Bitters to be the best Kidney and
Liver medicine, made me feel like a
new man." j. w. Gardner, hardware
merchant same place, says: Electric
Bitters is just the thing for man who
is all run down and don't care whether
he lives or dies; he found new strength,
good appetite and felt just like he had
a new lease On life. Only 50c. . bottle.
at Grant Holden i Bros. Drug store.
Weekly expositor. (Brockway Centre, Mich.) 1882-1894, 1892-06-24
Cheap Excursion to Detroit.

The Chicago q Grand Trunk Railway
Cincinnati, Saginaw & Mackinaw Rail
road, and Michigan Air Line and De-
troit Divisions q. Il. R'y, will scllcheap
excursion tickets to Detroit from all
stations on their lines, July 18th and
l4th inclusive, at rate of one fare for
the round trip, on account of the Bap.
tist Young Peoples Union Convention
to be held in Detroit at that time.
Tickets will be good for return pass
age up to and including July 18th,
1892. Further information may be
obtained by applying to any agent OF
these lines. q
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1892-02-12
Origin of the Lockiaw.

Science is gradually alternating us from
the animals who had been our friends.
NJ. Pasteur's theories, exceedingly inter-
esting and valuable, nevertheless created
a line of cleavage between man and dog,
and now NJ. Verneuil is trying to do the
same thing between man and horse. NJ.
'Verneuil is a firm believer in the microbe
theory, and if you show him the disease
he will do his best to show you the mi
crobe. Latterly he has taken up lockJaw
as a subject, and what he has to say upon
it will strike the lInlearned with surprise
certainly, perhaps also with consterna-
ton. 1t seems the disease is at once
virulent and contagious, End that 1t
comes to man almost entirely from horses.
M. Verneuil has his facts and his statis-
tics to hand. Coachmen and stable boys,
grooms and helpers-these are the classes
among whom the disease Is most COM
mon. A bite of horse is very general
cauA, but something less than bite Will
give lockiaw to likely subject. Among
horses themselves it RACES like an cpl
demic. All horse proprietors who have
in their stables a patient from tetanus are
warned to isolate him from man and
beast. and if he dies to bury him with
scrupulous care. If only the microoe
could be discovered, NJ. Verneuil would
stamp out the disease. He has not founu
it vet. but he is full of hope and fun Oh
enthusiasm. Mall Budget.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1892-02-12

Some students begin language for
the mere love of knowing foreign
tongues; Others acquire them either for
professional purposes or with the aim of
gaining access to foreign literatures
But whatever be the motive it is well to
set out with some knowledge of the
science of language-some insight into
the relations of languages to each other
some grasp of the theories of modern
scholars about the origin and develop
ment of speech. To learn language
without knowing anything of the science
of language is like acquiring the art of
putting up electric fixtures without any
knowledge of the principles of electrical
science.
To approach it, on the other hand,
from the standpoint of universal prin-
ciples is to make the study of it easier
and progress in any particular tongue
much more rapid. By knowing, for ex-
ample, the laws of consonantal inter
change. we may often discover the
meaning of words without being obliged
to refer for them to the dictionary. In
this way every new language learned
makes more easy the requirement of
other tongues of the same or of allied
stocks.-Boston Herald.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1892-02-12

MY father was once with his ship at
Rangoon. One day during a heavy
thunderstorm he was driving in a cab to
his agents, when he saw "coolie"
porter) drop down in the street. He got
out of the cab at once and went to the
man, but he was dead. There was a
burned patch in his waistcloth, on the
right side, and some blackened copper
''pice" lay on the ground. The man had
Just received them for carrying a load,
and, as the clothes of the poorer natives
Of India and Burmah have no pockets,
he had twisted them into his waistcloth,
ind this money must have attracted the
lightning. But the most curious part of
it was that the queens head on one of
the coins was clearly impressed on his
side, and even the words Queen Vic
toria" were clearly defned.-London Tit
Bits.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1892-02-12
,,,,,,,rv Education in Germany.

Military education. is very thorough
There are nine military schools IN the en-
nire at Potsdam, Kuhn, Wahlstadt,
Rensberg. Ploen. Oranienstein, LIGHTER,
field Dresden and Munich. Seven, it, VIII
he seen. are in Prussia, Six of these re-
ceiye pupils at 10 to 10 years of age, VINO
terminate their studies at the last three.
Their experience after examination r., Is
varied according to their standing. Inc
best are admitted to the corps OF oincers
without further formality. The rest nave
to pursue their studies further ana
finally have to be examined by the ON
GERS of the regiment as to character,
social position, etc. There is higher
school at Berlin, called the War academy,
to which are admitted only heutenants
and captains who have served three years
There are other schools for artillery
craftsmanship rifle and artillery, nd
;ng gymnastics, medicine and surgery as
relates to war. and veterinary practices.
Railroads and railroad stations are In
charge of commissions, which are eA-
pected to keep them in conditon io'
mobilization at any moment
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1892-02-12

The late DR.. James A. Hahn, who used to
be surgeon of the Michigan Central road,
used to travel over the road very often He
was an awful snorer, and would usually keep
every one else on the ear awake. One night
he boarded the night train a; Chicago to go to
Marshall, Mich, where he used to live, and
he sat up until quite late, chatting with
.sHanka Harris, the old time conductor. who
was running the train. When he retired he
was soon sound asleep, and his snore drowned
the rattle of the wheels Some time later be
was awakened by shake from Conductor
Harris. who leaned over and said: doc,
we're near Marshall, and there's man in the
next berth who says he will give you IS ii
You'll go into another car, Your snoring
keeps hin. awake" The doctor arose at once,
accepted the proffered IS and went into the
forward car just as the whistle blew for Mar
shall AS the train pulled out the man who
pail s. for his rest went to SLEEP. Chicago
Hnr1li
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1892-02-12
HIGH APPRECIATION.

nays honest pure goods Take the success 20 n
lam Baking Powder that has maintained standard for -
ence for past forty years the Oldest and now
Cream Powder to be obtained Dr. Price has spen -
whole life perfecng it. and enjoys the distinction of being the
ian has devoted his time entirely perfecng the articles
food that bear his namea name and reputation synonv
s with pure food preparations throughout the land
uere are Endorsements Of the United Cooks and ~
c,s, Association of the United States What HIGHER - IT,
|6s whose signatures given, men who have v
y and to their profession Members Of these
are the and cooks of the leading hotels
Ia private families and certainly higher coud b
d for an of daily practical culinary art like t
n bakinq powder Here is what they say:
This is to Certify, That the Cooks of this Associa
|n and members, have used DR. Prices Cream Bakno
Powder and recommend its use in preference all Others
For quick raising and fine cakes pastry etc. it has no
Loual It is free from ammonia lime or alum The most
|rnec Baking Powder made.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1892-02-12
August.
Flower

"I inherit some tendency to Dys-
pepsia from my mother. suffered
two years in this way; consulted a
number of doctors. They did me
no good. I then used
Relieved In your August Flower
and it was Just two
days when l felt great relief. soon
got so that l could sleep and eat, and
/ felt that l was well. That was
three years ago, and am still first
class. l am never
Two Days. without a bottle, and
if l feel constipated
the least particle a dose or two of
August Flower does the work. The
beauty of the medicine is, that you
can stop the use without any bad
effects on the system.
Constipation While 1 was sick I
felt everything it
seemed to me a man could feel. I
was of all men most miserable. lean
say, in conclusion, that l believe
August Flower will cure anyone of
indigestion, if taken
Life ofMiserywith Judgment. A.
NJ. Weed, e2o Belle
fontaine ST., indianapolis, Ind" Q
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1892-02-12

The favorite method of paying for
board is to organize an eating club. The
process is simple. At the beginning of a
year man goes around among his class
mates and secures eight or ten who agree
to take their meals together. He then
goes to some landlady and agrees to fur
nish her with an eating club Of students.
He agrees furthermore to relieve her
from all pecuniary responsibility by col
Letting at the end of each week from the
men the money for their board and hand
ing it over to her. In return for this she
agrees to furnish him with his board. 1t
is beneficial to the student, because the
members of the club, knowing that he is
in Strengthened circumstances, are always
willing to help him by paying regularly
and promptly.
Every class has in it four or five mon
itors, whose duty it is TO record the abb
sence or tardiness of students at recita-
tons or morning prayers. a monitor
receives $35 a year from the faculty.
The same amount is paid each year to
the man who rings the college bell Of
late years the college press has been a
fruitful source of revenue TO its editors.
The Literary Magazine pays to each ed
itor from $40 to $3.50 year. The
financial editor receives from $3.50 to
$3.50. The News pays to each senior ed
itor from $3.50 to $275, and the financial
editor receives from 1926 to $3.50. The
Record and Courant ought to pay to each
senior editor $3.50 yearly, but often,
through poor management, barely covers
expenses. The Yale Banner clears to the
publisher from $500 to $3.50, and The
Pot Pourri somewhat less than this sum.
New Haven News.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1892-02-12
a scomon E rstn-doso

a com0n & run-dos0n,n
overworked, weak, nervous and de-
bilitated that's a woman that DR..
Pierce's Fayorite Prescription i
made for. It gives her health and
strength. Ali woman's weaknesses
and all woman's ailments are cured
by it. It's a legitimate medicine
not beverage an invigorating, re
storative tonic and soothing and
strengthening nervine, free from al
cohol and injurious drugs. It inn
parts tone and vigor to the whole
system
For all functional Irregularities,
periodical pains, organic displace-
ments and uterine diseases, It's .
positive remedy.
And guaranteed one. If il
doesn't give satisfaction, in every
case, the money paid for it is re
funded. No other medicine fol
women is sold on these terms
That's because nothing else il
ajust as good" Perhaps the
dealer will offer something that's
:" better" He means that it's bet
ter for him.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1892-02-12

The direct conversion OF heat into elc.s-
tric work Is a problem that continues to
tax the ingenuity Of the electricians.
What seems % be the most promising at
tempt at solution yet made is q new
thermo- magnetic generator and motor
devised by N. Menges. Of The Hague.
Like the recent pyro- magnetic dynamo
OF Edison. It depends on the fact that tl,s
magnetic metals lose their magnetic
power when heated. 1t claims several
important advantages, however, the chief
being that the necessary alterations Of
beating and cooling are given automatic.
ally, and that the cores Of the armature
coils are relieved from changes Of tenn
perafure. Arkansaw Traveller.
Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1892-02-12
ALL THAT is NEEDED.

In our physical needs we want the best OF any
thing required, and we want all that Is required
to be dose TO be done promptly aid surely. and
those in pain especi lily will ird all that lis need
ed in what is herein recommended. Mr.. T. j..
Murphy, 81 Debevoiee pr. Brooklyn, y. Y, says:
Having been afflicted with scfatic rheumatism
for some time past ami finding no relief. l tried
St Jacobs oil. which found very efiicacious !"
Miss Clara Alcott, Mahwsh, \. j., writes: z /
bruised my limb, and 1t became greatly swollen
and if. | used two bottles of patent Imminent.
which did not relieve me A ihysicsn was called,
who ordered tie limb {, be pOuitieed. and he
gave me medicine internally without benefit ]
then got bottle of st Jacobs oil, which cured
me- 1t acted like magic" Nr. Lorenzo Buck,
Bancroft, Shiawassee county. Mich.- says: I" !
had chronic rheumatism for years, contracted
during the war. After sitting or lying down, at
times, | could not get up from stiffness and
pains. At work my strength would give out;
then would pass through sickness of several
weeks bad TO walk with a zane, and was al
one time 50 i'll | could not lie down with nj
terrible pains in back and }iInbe. tried 81 ia
eohs Oil; next morning got up out of bed with
ont assistance. To day I'm new man, and
walk without cane Mr. A. 81. Cunning ham
Perryopclis, Fayette county, Pa, writes sMy
wife was sorely afflicted with lame back for sew
eral years. She used innumerable Hniments
but experienced little relief until st. Jacobs Oh
was used. can confidently say we owe hel
cure to its wonderful effects and would not keeI
house without it
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Idaho semi-weekly world. [volume] (Idaho City, Idaho Territory) 1875-1908, 1892-02-12
LEFT oesoLAre

4 little while. you tell me. bss. little whI1a
And snail be where my beloved ere:
And with your eyes all large with faith, you ~.
Thy dear ones have NOT 5ourneyed very far
skot very far. = any II Ger and DER.
TIL on mine cas- mine own voice strangely falia
Like ZONE mechanic ntteranes that repeats
meaningless refrain 70 empty walls
mo very far but measured by my grief.
distance measureless a. my despair
When, from the dreams that eiye them back 10 ~
wake TO find that they hare journeyed there.
mot very far, ! All me the spirit ha.
Had it, conjecfres since the first man slept;
But, oh the heart. 1t ksoweth It's orp loss
And eeath Is DEATH - twas when Rachel ~ept
-Chembers Journal