The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1892-11-23
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There are 1909 Johnsons in Chicago
and only 1900 smiths.
No man;is pure in his heart who is
not pure in his politics.
- The saloons of London If set side by
side would reach a distance of 70 miles.
Married couples in Norway are
privileged to ride on railroads at fare
and half.
DO not let your dealer palm off on
you any new remedy for colds. Insist
on having DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup.
There are four States, Wisconsin,
Nevada, Minnesota and California, in
which majority OF the voters are foreign
born.
- Tommy.-Pa, may I ask you ques.
tion:7 Pa--Certainly, my child. Tom
rny-Well, where is the wind when it
doesn't blowi
- Trouble and kin and cats are about
the only things man can have that
other people don't try to get away from
him.
"A sensible woman will not fail to-
keep bottle of Salvation Oil on hand
for cuts and bruises. It is unrivaled.
rs cts.
The whole world now operates GEO..
O0o miles of telegraph lines, and the.
charges for messages amount to nearly
100000 annually.
- The old Bible land is not very large
when you measure 1t out by miles. Pal.
estine is about one-fourth as large as the
State of New York. =.
- "Let's get outp exclaimed Noah,.
gleefully. "The ark'a touched land. ."
"Wait till I put on my gloves, dear, re-
piled Mrs. Noah.
- The Supreme Court of Indiana has
decided that he who lies occasionally Is.
not liar any more than he who takes 3
dram is 8 drunkard.
Mr.. Akin: You see things in q
different light since you married, do you
not? Mr.. Nuwed: I ought to. There;
were Is lamps among our wedding pres.
ents.
- France has population Of 38,21S,-
eos, comprising about 100000 tami.1
lies, and of these 100000 couples have
10 children, while 1000. 900 have only
one child each.
- Corns and bunions may be softened
and cured by making salve of lard and;
soda and applying al night on retiring
If thisis pesevered in, they will soon
disappear.
- Banks-I don't mind the grip itself
so much-it's the after effects Pm afraid
of. Rivers-The after effects is what
ails me. I'm still standing off the doctor
for sos.
- Teacher: John, in your essay you
say that George Washington was not
food of fishing. Where is your authority
for that assertion? Johnny Cumso ::
Why, everybody knows he couldn't tell s.
lie.
= Briggs: Just for joke, I told Miss
Elderly the other day when che laughed
it was all I could do not to kiss her.
Griggs: What happened? Briggs: The
next time I saw her she had Mysteries.
= One secret Of the Chicsgo psckers'
great fortunes is that they don't waste,
anything. The meat, the entrals, every
thing is made use of but the squeal.
They can't catch that, so it is wasted.
The blood is stamped into buttons.
- The bes! thing to give your enemy
is forgiveness to an opponent. toler-
ance; to friend, your heart; to your
child, good example; to your father.
difference; to your mother, conduct that
will make her proud of you; to yourself,
respect; to all men, charity.
Daniel Strauss, Bsrnville (Pa.}-
farmer, "raised three pumpkins from 4.
| single vine this year, the largest of which
measured feet inches in circumference
and weighed 160 pounds; the second
weighed SO pounds, sad the other rs
pounds"
One of the uses of skinned milk Is
in the manufacture of an artificial ivory
which 10 every respect, resembles the
original. The milk is mixed with horax
and subjected to high pressure. The
product is we'll suited for combs, billiard
balls and pipe mouthpieces.
One of the strange things in Paris
is a club composed entirely Of deaf and
dumb men. The servants, too, cannot
hear nor speak. The president of the
club is an old man who fought in the
Indian wars in America and whose
tongue was cut off by an Indian who once
took him captive.
- The mother who spends two hours
every day trying to make her little girls
hair curl and ten minutes on Sunday
trying to teach her who is the first man,
will, in the course Of few years, get the
little things heart so we'll set in vanity
that better crop will never have aghos,
of chance.
- Many people suffer for years IRON
troublesome and repulsive sores, boils
and eruptions, without ever testing the
marvellous curative properties of Ayers
sarsaparilla. The experiment is, GER
tainly, worth trying. Be sure you &c
Ayers sarsaparilla and no other.
- "Then you recognize" said a
Judge, "this handkerchief as the one
which was stolen from you?" eyes
your honor" "Ardyet it isn't Che only
handkerchief of the sort in the world
See, this one 1 have in my pocket Il
exactly like it," every likely, YOU
honnr. T had two stolea."