The Saline County journal., 1892-08-04
sAxp.nrnm. AND ruMnLr WEED.
Stand up for Kansas.

f'ss"" " " iof HNohrh-.
The reunion season has set In.
Brady's baby is now old enough
to be called Miss.
An epidemic Of wbooping cough
prevails at Abilene.
Reports from all around Indicate
that corn is s,iii ali right.
Palmer. Of the Beloit Courier, IL a
great base ball enthusiast.
The jo!ntists are having n hard
road to travel In Great Bend.
Fighting words are being said In
the Manhattan newspaper war.
The grasshoppers have attacked
the garden truck In Hamilton
county.
Conservative statistieians figure
out smiths majority at from 5000
to i0,0Oo.
A dwarf steamboat has been added
to the summer resort facilities at
Lawrence.
A Kansas woman has cured her
sou Of cigarette smoking by the lay
on Of hands.
Mcpherson will have n good fair
this year. Farmer Smith is barred
from competing.
A learned discussion H. going on
/ In the lola Register on "Why Toads
do not Have Tails"
Providence deals kindly with the
al A.
appear too ridiculous.
The chinch bug station Mt Law
renee IN not so rushed with business
as II was earlier In the season.
The brevity of this years de-
linquent tax li-ts does not indicate
that we are ION the verge" etc.
The colored people Of the state
| will shortly have u newspaper at
Topeka called the State Register.
Boys are fined for going In swim
! ming at Kansns city. This u a
direct blow at the coffin business.
VIII some OF the fellows who use
the term explain the difference be-
tween an "actual fact" and any other
kind OF fact.
The gospel wagon" carries the
glad tIdings To the heather of Kan
sas again this year. IL IL n more
worthy scheme than going to Africa.
simultaneously with the sn-
! Douncement OF the death Of the local
calamity paper comes the news Of
revival with 200 conversions at Can
ton.
The Gaylord Heraid sdvises its
readers 10 stand by Lewelling,"
but the fellow Il refers to l. bu.I.
ness man thnt ADVERTISE In the
paper.
II took eleven headers aud ~ men
to cut one mau's wheat In Russell
county. The plutocrats hav" n
deadly mortal sinch" on the couu-
try up the l.. y. road.
The Grand Lodge, Knights Of
Reciprocity met In Hutchinson July
30 That IL. Il was advertised to
meet there but nobody seems To have
chronicled Its coming aud going.
As far rs beauty ~ concerned Il IL
n hard tussel bet ween Billy Edwards
OF the Republican ticket aud H. y.
Gaines OF the other ticket. They
both represent the same type. Both
are married.
You can get the best Democratic
paper In the state for nothing. The
editor OF the Larned EdgIc-ODfic
offers 10 send his paper 10 any ad-
dress and take his pay when Cleve-
land IL elected.
Mcpherson people are kicking
against holding the opening meet.
ing Of the state Republican cam
paign there because they cannot
accommodate twenty. five or thirty
thousand people
Every puff Of a thresher engine,
every crow Of rooster, every stock
OF corn, every "rlick" OF moving
machine. every calf's bawl gives the
lie to the statement that the country
Is on the verge OF ruin.
Dell Valentine, who II not married,
aud knows all about such things,
says:
When young man aspires to
lavender pants, when no wishes he
could play the guitar. when he longs
for curly hair, when he regrets that
he cannot sing. when he goes to bed
late and rises early. there IL q girl In
the case. Watch him. He Is liable
to do something foolish.