St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-12

ing Il spring cleaning, preparatory TO enter
tainment Of the Republican national con-
vention. Even b. harrisons boom IS said 10
be lone in the dark"
As voiced by the New York Recorder THE
politicians may do the nominating, but IL IS
the people who will do the electing- we
beg TO amend by suggesting that 1.-The peopie"
will do no elechng until after the politicians
have done the nominating.
Indiana will turn out rs 600 bicycles from
her manufactures this year. If Minneapolis
people, looking down the road, should hap
pen to see n bow legged delegation OF thirty
men, breathing hard and yelping for Harri-
son, they NAV be assured that the Indiana
cohorts are EN- route.
So far no one has been able to run down
the rumor that SINCE the election of Mayor
Wright a ST. Paul syndicate has been organ
lied to manufacture side doors. II can be
set down as pOst-election fusee.
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Over in gay Paris Mr. Suffern Taller
tools his coach, the Comet" all around the
''Tooleries"
The Minneapolis pork and beans annex TO
the Republican convention should do good
business, especially in pork.
AS Granville s. Pease passed up Fourth
street the other day i'll company with the
MeGill boom, u barrel organ on the sidewalk
struck up Comrades" Here was most APP
propriate music for charming libre!to.
The Don't editorials of the New York
World have quietly resigned IN favor of the
Halt" style.
An Eastern crank has come forward with
proposition to remove Niagara falls. By
the way, the Eastern crank is getting to be
more numerous than the Western cyclone.
1t is pompously announced that good
camel Will travel 100 miles a day for ten days
If this is the best he can do we can only say
that good camel isn't in it with a sleep
ing car porter.
Says the Minneapolis Tribune: "A big man
OIL frail platform is liable to break through
and be crippled by the fall. while little
man OH high, strong platform is bound to
look ridiculous and runs great risk of be-
ing laughed out of the contest" This lets
out both Blaine and Harrison, Next
Waukesha, Wis, citizens need not get ex-
cited over the attempt to pipe mineral water
to Chicago. The feat cannot be accom-
plished until Chicago has walked over the
dead body of two or three railroad corpora
TONS
Chicago complains bitterly because the
names OF thousands of dead men have been
affixed to petitions to close the worlds fair
on Sunday. But why the Kick? Dead men
are better calculated to give expert testimony
as to the right or wrong of keeping such all
institution open OIL Sunday than any other
class.
AS an advertising medium the New York
pa per printed i'll Arabic is destined TO circu-
late among class that buys nothing and
sells everything.
With admission tickets at SIS apiece there
is no danger of the Chicago wigwam going
into the hands of receiver.
Next to the pork and beans annex at the
Minneapolis convention should be erected a
curio hall, with prominent places on the
freak platform for Elder Shepard, john j.
Ingalls, and Chauneey l. Finley.
Paradoxieal as it may appear. Senator
Stanford. who declares that he is tired of
public life, wishes TO retire.
An air ship has been invented by New
Yorker which. he says, will make 700 miles
all hour. If he will carry it up 200 mills and
let go of it we will guacantee that II will
make more than that.