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Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-05-29

1HE CAPTAIN 70 CIV AdL&Is
lapout eleven O'CLOCK on peaceful sun
day forenoon The artist had just
blarkcned the lower portions of my
spring pantaloons and was about
20 begin on my shoes. when the noise of
an argument in Swagley'srcsort caused
me 20 turn my head. man WINS just
coming out; and. being in n hurry, he
had taken a large portion of the side
door along with him. think the door
was hanging around his neck when
cav him, hut. as | have aimee been
shown In open court to be entirely un-
Trustworthy, shall not inaist upon
these details
However. l obtained good view Of
tho debate, and distinctly saw swaeley
convince his opponent 30 thoroughly
that an ambulance subsequently re-
moved this unsuccessful disputAnt. not
10 the hospital from which surgeon
had been sent. but TO Bellevue, where
the death rate doesn't 80 much matter
! wss arrested a. witness on the thee
" that, having been outside The sAlcon.
I couldn't have observed the occurrence
The policeman forgot the broken door
Several either outsiders shared my fate
and, With s~sgiey. we were taken ~
the police station, where swAaiey -
cured magistrate and hail, while We
othefs were locked up.
swAssey Was defended Nv two emf
aeat esasselass. Mr. slynss and Mr.
Msekes, They exereisea great care Ia
the seieetsen al the Jury. rejeetins all
aaen who had an inherited O. seqsisesi
pfeia1iee against assault scd hatfogy.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-05-29

From a letter written by Mro- -
=. Eurd. OF Groton. +. D.. Ne 4oD<n
Ma taken with a bad cold. 49,
settiei on my Lunce. cough ct q -
ssiaas,y terminated In ooasump<t1>s
-FOUR doctors gave me up. saying ef61
could live but short time. 0o11
Myself M 70 my Savior, detefso1ooI n
/. {. uid not stay with my frien0o -
Garth. | would meet my ah6cnt G11|
above. Ny husband was ad<16c0 j.
vet DIR. Kings New Disco ny Ioe c.
;.mption. gonghs and Go]de. 1 nX
Il trial. took In all. eight bof11<< -
isns cured me. and tAnak 0o1 I 60
now well aud hearty wonson." 60
ties 10 cents at Peck Bros.' droRznnl~
regular sire. soc and 400.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-05-29
Beware OF Ointmenss fof O.
That Contain Mercury.

ss mercury will surely destsoy =
sense OF SMELL aud completely dcG<I
ne whole eystcm when cntov1DG -
through the mucous surtacoo. 0u1<
articles should never be rsod eKoo0& CT
prescriptions from reputable ~
cians. as the damage they Will ~ q
ten foic 10 the good you can po11|
derive from their. Halle Co.,
Cure, manufactured hy F. ]. C1o1
d Co., Toledo. o., contains ~ lU1
curry, snd 10 taken internally. oU
directly upon the blood and unuoo
surfaces of the system. ln buV<11
Halls Catarrh Cure ln sure yoo <
the genuine. II - taken ,niefo11I|
aud made in Toledo. Ohio, by q
Cheney 4 Co. Testimonsalo k1I1
- Sold by drugglsis. pftos stt
bottle. q
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-05-29

0oe Ioo6 yOtAfo0o AOo8 0&DU L.
Wsssa Rsoass 49, ~
Many important s0oaal ovoo &
more or Iess importance hopo
pired during the seasou 1uot dcno11
\ close which will leave . 49,
precision upon succeediug -
Styles Of dress and nsnpeFn q 81
ton have been adopted a oenn1
which will continue for maay 60
as ideals. The use. for inoonuo.
black stks in the Amer grades o8GT
pirate fabrics for certain oc<on1on1 (
received an especial indosoDmoo1, r
Their use hereafter will BE- creates q
heretofore. With their uooAl CO.
the proprietors OF The Boston E(of6 ~
provided tie local market With ku11
of these superb fabrics e pr3ooo ~
appear IN the large ndvostioomo01
firm IN The SUNDAY H1aAlD -
date. -his action OF the lirm = ~
upon with great favor ~ the -
IN local society. and the oaie q oi111|
the firm at jobt,er's prices WhtcA q
take place the first three doyo g q
week, will he the greatest event a 4
dress fabric trade ever knoUo -
city. Many advance collections ri
heen made, hut the large Durcho0@
the firm will afford each a GO
tunity to buv a black elk Dr.
, about two-thirds the uoual ~
While the silk rush 10 going On No.
the firm will hang up 20 choioo 80
at half price TO close. ~ s.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-05-29

The fcehler the constitution. ~
more susceptible the syes<ni il o ~
causee Of disease, and The lees co0oD&
tent II - To struggle With elckoor4
Hence where there ~ dtficikocT %
natural stamina abe physique sIsooIl -
protected ana e'rrngti,encd ty-tho ~
invigorapt thai nature prodaoeo -
sat ON your druggist ct dcAlef Uvi01
you Royal Ruby port wine; eounD
no other Just ~ good which tk[I
msy offer yon.
The pure opoFto grape juiee. @
rich and mellow. hse that ifoioy U11
90 seldom found, no matter W11o4 $50
is paid. Quart bottles n 90: pink
cente. Sold and guaranteed ~ ~
4 White, Tnum Brok. 3 echmidf. -
ing dfuggists.
Bottled by Royal Wine Co.. chioolS
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-05-29

A Doctor Costssas That Tensile Are .
DR.. F. II. Bosworth said that ten on
eleven years ago he had made the asser-
ton that practically there Is no tousil
in the healthy throat The existence
of tonsil should Be regarded as dis
ease to be dealt with summarily and
promptly. As 10 symptoms. he did not
think snoring and interference with
breathing were to be attributed 10 en-
larged tonsils, but sather 10 enlarged
so-callcd third tonsil or enlarged gland
in the pharynx. He did not believe.
continues the Medical Record. that en-
larged fauciAl tonsils give rise 20 difz3-
cult breathing or nasal casarrh or diff
cult hearing. All tonsils should be
cut out TonAiis meant diseased lvm-
phstic tissue. which. II II remained .
sufficient length Of time, would then
continue 70 exist during life. II had
been said that tonsils disappeared az
puberty .but h could say they did moth
ing Of the sort They shrank M 1t
puberty, but In doing 50 they became .
source Of no incons6dcrable trouble, e.
pecially In forming places for the &C
cumnlsticn Of mucuA which would un-
dergo cheesy degeneration DIR. Boz
worth asked: What constitutes 4
healthy tcD<i17 How were we 20 tellf
How many children were In state 81
absolute health regarding their lym-
pbatic glands? When the glands were
enlarged he assumed that they were
Si~ensed Vet he v<ryz,1d MT s>v r~xnr-xs
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-05-29

10 BE UNvKILKD AT RICHMOND, NAY 30.
erection Of . fitting monument In the
heart Of Lenox and near tho spot
where the hero once resided Tho
bronze presentment Of the general
stands upon granite shaft on which il
engraved the story of his active life, Of
h,s schooldays 1T Yale, his wogk In the
provincial congress Of 1774 and ITS, and
Of his quick response to the call to
arms after the battle of Lexington. It
tells that he crossed the Delaware with
Washington, narrowly escaped death at
Sarstoga and was prominent in the
council Of Monmoth In ITS. He fought
in most Of the great battles Of tho rev
oluticn and was one Of the founders Of
the Society Of Cincinnati He died in
July, 1903.
! At Richmond the ceremonies attend
ing the unwilling of the Gen. A. p. Hill
monument will take on tho nature Of .
state celebration. Col w. H. Palmer.
Gen. Harry Heth and other officers UNI
der Hnl raised the fund for this marble
hnd bronze embodiment and will take .
prominent part in the services Gen.
Dsmes A. Walker. of Wytheville, Va.
win b the orator of the day, and Gen.
Harry Heth the chief marsAal The
widow and two daughters of Gen. Hill
win attend the unwilling. The gov
srnor and stan will have seats of honor.
R"High Water Mark monument re-
ceives les name from the old copse Of
scrub oak trees on cemetery ridge at
Gettysburg, where the confederate
army began its retreat on that
fstcfal July q IL was tho high
,wster mark" Of the rebellion, and
from the moment that Longstreet
fell beck dates the decline Of the con-
fcderste CAUSE The monument asso-
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-05-29

m u1eu wATxR MARX MoSuNEsr AZ
oHrTp<nUng.
c1Denrn hAa ffsctosOs the copNe OF trees
with . nigh iron fsaee to protect il
from relic hunters. The Monument
stss1n On the esst side ~ the copse,
sd w. creeted BY the states 81 Maine.
New Hampshtr~. Vermont, Mamacha-
eetts. Rhode Isiand. Connecticut. New
Howk. New Jessey. Delaware, Psnnsyi-
sxsis. West Virginia. Ohio. Miehiesn
and Minnesota. Troops from ell of
thee stsses fought sad repulssd the
fsnon aannait An opea bronse bsssts
purulouDAn ths aos~msst II weighs
e.s7s pcdsAs ssd !. supported By .
pyv~Aid a. csnAcn h.ils The len page
b~eea . b>gsnA d~srrfh4ng ~ s.ssals
and that % sh~ right tells 81 the re-
y1ise TIE whole rests On = highly
Dsonhs1 slbn1A ap1 49, u Ns1ae snd
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-05-29

ful Unto Death, Gave Their Lives rcH
Their Country. ls6l.lso6." On the OPP
posite side arc these quotations: I'VE
We're In Peril; They Breasted the Dam
GER" 'sThe Republic Called; They An
swcred with Their Blood;" I'VE Were
Highly Resolved That tho Dead Shall
Not Have Died In Vain"
10 DR.. Thomas Egleston n duo most
Of the credit for the splendid monument
which Is to be dedicated tomorrow at
Lenox in memory of Gen John Pater-
son. He Is grandson of that revolu-
tionary hero. and. together with other
members Of his family, has secured thu
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-05-29

A nice line Of childreo'e surrnh -
lace hats and bonnets a. Adams 9 O. i
90 Monroe street.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-05-29

The Psrleisn 1nvebtor's Aco1oun1f1
Parss hss sent the following rcd
Misc II. r. Matthew 81 the oo11r1 @
iors, No. e Monroe stfeet. '<pnfios
10Th OF April. lsez.--Wq ~ - 49,
you that after the eEanlihotion q ~
last invention fshouldef bfn0e3
academy hss conferred MOS 80
title ct honorary weUoefs fGonm
d'honneur) with award Il ~
class diploma and the oroa1
medal The Nattbewf 6l1o6I
brace hae won the hiedeo( bo0oGo ~
and elsewhere. end y for on1e ~ -
glsfe and agents. Alec Whelooo1o - T
tall ~ the corues nari1ss.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-05-29

unususl interest. The orator Of the oc.
casion will Se Gen. Henry H. Bingham.
Of Philadelphia, and the poet James
jeffrey Roche. of the Boston pilot
Platforms about the copse of trees
have been arranged to hold fifteen hum
dred guests, but fully ten thousand will
probably attend and witness the cere-
monies from the sides.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-05-29

smiths will open tonight M -
Paris oaiety fsnls.
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1892-06-01
~7+INTERESTING FACTS4~

H0SIery.-lt is our Judgment
that there is more value and
service, for misses, in our Misses Fifty-cent
One-and.one Rib Fast Black Hose with
linen heels and toes) than can be realized
from any other 50-cenJ investment in misses
hosiery that can be made in this store
LADIES who prefer TO pay more con-
venient price find their need exactly met
with our Children's Fast Black Ribbed
Stockings at 25c. Double knees, double
heels and toes. We are willing TO warrant
one pair TO outwear three pairs of the best
II lie hose in existence.
Nor even the severest washing compounds
will affect the color of our Ladies' Lise-color
Balbriggan Hose. Sun-proof as well. Moth
will bleach them cut. Thirty-seven and
one-half cents pair Heavy weight, 25c,
IT has been proven over and over again
that three pairs of our Special Ladies' Three
pairs-for-one-dollar Fast Black Hose will
outwear SEVEN pairs of any other ladies'
hose that can be bought seven pairs for Sl.O0.
Ladies' Drop-stitch Richie
lieu Rib Hose ready again, in
fine smooth texture and Isle
finish, at csc a pair.
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1892-06-01
-~%FOR GRADUATION ~

We bring several new fab
RIGS to the front this season for
graduation costumes. They are
entirely welcome, and have al
ready won several triumphs
over the old established favor
ties, such as Cashmere, Alba
tross and Batiste:
Beautiful Shell Crepon is the
leading new favorite. 1t is soft,
creamy, handsome. One dollar
a yard; 3S inches wide.
Silk Striped Etamine. Mar
row stripes illumine its fine
basket-like surface and impart
a rich, fine appearance consid-
erably out of proportion to the
price-SI.o 90 a yard 4oinch.
Courtauld's Crepe.-This is
the finest in the world. 1t is in
cream as we'll as in black. Goes
hand in hand with Priestley's
famous fabrics. We have it to
perfection for graduating toilets
at S1.25 a yard. In rich cream.
1t is 40 inch.
Etamine.-It is striped with
one-eighth-inch silk stripes, an
inch apart, with fine open-work
stripes between. Cool. Forty
inches wide. Price S1.25.
A Finer Etamine, very close
to Nuns Yelling, yet crisp,
firm and a little coarser, more
wiry, springy. 1t will not crush
or muss. Hem stitched OPEN
work stripes every three inches.
This fabric is a strong favorite.
1t is SI.25 yard; 4S-ins. wide.
Fill de Fer is Of same texture
as above Etamine, without the
open-work stripes. 1t is SI.25.
Light, cool, full of wear. Will
wash beautifully.
Wool Crepes in superb shades
of canary, lavender, pale blue,
medium blue, cardinal, silver
gray, dove gray, rose pink,
rose, tan, navy and cream. Is
very popular for graduation
dresses, the price being only
75c and SI.oo.
SubIime.-An Undesirable
beauty Very like Lansdowne
in texture, and has the appear
ance of fine silk. Silk and wool,
3S inches wide, and IL I-2c less
in price than Lansdowne. Twenty shades,
cream to black. Diaphanous colorsl
Cream Cashmere from soc
to SI.25 per yard.
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1892-06-01
Nottingham Lace Curtains.

The regular 75c, S5c and $3.50
Nottingham Lace Curtains,
that have caused such trade
rumpus all through this week
at soc, Csc and SI.oo a pair,
are still getable at these infre-
quent prlces-6o pairs remain
ing this morning out of the
800 pairs we began the week
with. Sent by mail for I5c a
pair extra.
Nottingham Curtains, it can be said, are
more delicate and delightful in design than
any lttle-cost curtains. Fashion never for
sakes them. They launder perfectly and
easily, and no lace curtain made is found
more durable.
The Vermont watchman. [volume] (Montpelier, Vt.) 1883-1911, 1892-06-01

WORCESTER, June I.
Sun rises to-day, 4:25 II. m.
Sets, 1880 p. M. Length Of
day. IS honrS and s minutes,
Los Angeles herald., 1892-06-06
overtures from the Sponge Tru.


The Sponge Gatherers association met
at the room over the store of j. P. Rob
erts Monday evening, when President
Allen Curry stated that proposition
had been received from the sponge trust
through their local representative sug-
gesting that the association enter into
an agreement to sell all its sponges to
the trust for term of years, for which
a fair price would be offered and bonds
given and required for the faithful per-
formance of the agreement.
Mr.. Arapian addressed the meeting at
considerable length, offering several
specious arguments in favor of his
propositions, declaring himself in favor
Of the Sponge Gatherers' association and
stating that if he should withdraw from
the trust the same would be very badly
crippled and would be compelled to dis
solve at once.
Mr.. John Lowe, Jr., who had almost
been persuaded to withdraw from the
association, now declared his intention
of supporting it more strongly and ap-
proved of its actions.
The meeting was also addressed by
Messrs. Whitmore, Pinder, Watkins and
B. w. Kemp, who made some telling re-
marks. Every one interested in sponge
gathering was urged to join the union
Key West Advertiser.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-06-06
A UNIQUE woman,s Club,

The Paragraph club, of Newark, N.
j., is unique in the collection of wom-
ems clubs. 1t has neither president,
vice president, secretary nor treasurer;
at its meeting no chairman presides and
no gavel falls. The members gather,
and presently some one says, cit is time
to begin," and that is the beginning. It
is decided at one meeting what win be
the subject discussed at the next, and
every member comes prepared to con-
tribute at least paragraph to the gen.
cral fund of talk, which obligation ex-
plains the name. The club has nu-
merous membership, and included in it
are some very bright women.
This simplicity and informality are IN
direct contrast to the proceedings Of
most other women's clubs, whose month
ly meetings are choice affairs and whose
annual gatherings, be they tea, luncheon
or breakfast, are extremely elegant and
stately.-Her Point of View in New
York Times.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-06-06
Bravery of Two P7incesses.

To the long list of courageous women
must now be added the names of Prin-
cess Eleonore and Princess Mathlde, of
Solms, who, while walking outside Ber-
lin last week, met a lady whose horse
was violently bolting. The rider had
lost all control, and without seconds
hesitation the two princesses rushed at
the horses bride and checked him in
his fight, in doing which the Princess
Eleonore was unfortunately knocked
down and severely kicked in the head
and night foot. The other princess was
lucky enough to escape without any in
jury, much to the consolation of tho
lady whose horse had been SO coura.
gsously stopped in his fight.-Hawk.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-06-06
One Way of Stopping a Runaway

A Southern California vaquero per-
formed remarkable feat in San Fran
cisco recently. While riding his mus
tang he suddenly came upon runaway
team. The vaquero rode close to the
animals and, bending over until he al
most touched the ground, caught the
reins, which were trailing. There was
sudden evolution Of man and beast,
and the brave mustang stopped as though
shot. Its hind legs were doubled under
its body, its forelegs were extended and
Jose sat erect with the reins of the
team wound tightly around the horns Of
his saddle. AS the reins drew taut there
was prodigious jerk, tearing of the
pavement under the broncho's stubborn
feet, a swapping of harness, and the big
horses, checked in their impetuous rush,
were thrown to the ground and cap
tured.-Exchange
Los Angeles herald., 1892-06-06
The Cinderella Party.

Have you heard of the Cinderella
party? 1t is presty and not too much
trouble. At the entrance to the draw
ing room each guests foot is measured
by two young ladies daintily toileted in
yellow and white. The measurement
is noted in a memorandum. book, and
when all the guests are assembled the
lady with the smallest foot is. presented
with beautiful pair of Turkish Slip
pers. In corner of the drawing room
is an immense pumpkin decorated with
ribbons pendant from the stem. Lift
ing the cover chocolate mice are found
within, and these are given. to the guests
as souvenirs.
The dining room, all in yellow decra-
tions,. carries out the same idea, and the
ices are served!in crystal slippers. s.-New
York Press.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-06-06
Catching Up with Civilization.

A young gentleman named Fl. E. Hag-
gard has arrived in Vinita, l. T., direct
from San Francisco on fruitless mis-
sion. An Indian calling himself Chief
Felix Mayes, of the Cherokees, has been
lecturing before the churches and the
Y. M. g. A. of San Francisco and col
lecting money for the purchase of BIZ
bles for this country. He has likewise
been profuse in his offers and promises,
and in this way caught Haggard, who
came to take charge of four large stores
which the man represented that he
owned at Vinita, Tahlequah, Muscogee
and Atoka, this territory. No such man
is known here and he certainly was
never chief.-Indian Territory Cor. St.
Louis Globe-Democrat
Los Angeles herald., 1892-06-06
Roo.tors spolled The yudre.s c.aarrs.

Roosters Spoiled the Judges caargs.
Two Growing roosters destroyed the
effect of Judge Chambers charge to the
jury in the recorders court Friday
morning, and furnished great amuse-
ment to the crowd of spectators. The
case was one of arson, and the charge Of
the Judge proceeded in this wise:
"Gentleman of the jury" said the
Judge --'sC 'sCock-a-doodle-doo," shrieked
one rooster-"you have heard the evil
"Cock-a-doodle-doo." answered the other
rooster -"dence on both sides Of this
case, as given by the different" Cock
a-doodle-doo" "--'switnesses and the ar
guments of the prosecutor for the peo-
ple-"Cock- ck-a-doodle-doo" the at
torney for the defendant.
"You have heard the rooster-I-I
mean the defendant-te where he was
on the night of the fire"-"Cock-a. doodle
door"
The spectators were by this time un-
able to restrain their laughter, and the
judge looked appealingly toward the
doortender, who closed the rear door,
But this did not entirely drown the
sound of the barnyard fowl, as every
once in awhile the faint echo of "cock-
a-doodle-doo" would mar the solemnity
of the courtroom and cause smile to
-oyerspresd the features of the uTbane
and dignifed judge.
The cause of the ROSTERS presence
was afterward explained when they were
brought into the courtroom and intro
duced as evidence in another case.-De-
troit Cor. Chicago Inter Ocean.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-06-06
MEMORANDA.

The seaside resorts were visited by
thousands yesterday.
The Grand View hotel at Catalina is
first class in every respect.
The Los Angeles Kennel club elect
officers tomorrow evening.
r. G. Cunningham, dentist. rooms
and 2 Phillips block, N. Spring street.
Work has been commenced for tennis
courts at the Athletic park.
The finest fish cook on the coast is at
the Grand View hotel, Catalina.
Prof. J. Kramer and pupils give re-
ception this evening.
Roast lamb, asparagus, floating island
ice cream, at Exchange, 223 S. Broad
way.
A son of John Malley of East Pico
street recently lacerated both his hands
by the explosion of cartridge.
Why is the Grand View hotel 60 pop
ular? Because everything is first class
and charges are 20 reasonable. Music
hall, piano and bath house free to guests.
Undelivered kilograms at the Western
Union telegraph Office, corner of Main
and Court streets, June 5, 1892, for
L. M. Fletcher, w. S. Huddleson, q. l..
riddle, John W. Corwith, L. Skinner,
,trs. DIR. VIM. Baker, Mrs. L. @. Welch,
1rs. Georgia Fuller.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-06-06
PERSONAL.

w. II. Doud, business man OF San
Diego, is in the city.
]. E. Brophy, the leading liyeryman
at the baynclimate city, is taking in Los
Angeles.
Mrs. E. M. Turpin of Olympia, WASH.
who spent some weeks here last winter,
has returned to remain some time. She
is the guest of Mrs. R. H. Hewitt oi
South Hill street.
Miss Fannie. D. Cook of Temple street,
after an absence OF tensmonths, arrived
home, by steamer, Yesterday Efrom an
extended trip through the east, return
ing by way of Montana, Washington and
British Columbia.
Mrs. R. H. Hewitt has returned to
the city after an absence of over four
months spent in visiting at her former
home, Olympia, WASH, and other places
on Puget sound. Her many friends will
be pleased to learn that her health is
entirely restored. ~s.s
Mr.. Amadeo McGarry returned on
Friday from San Francisco with Messrs.
Maxwell, Conn, Silent and Sepulveda,
who were working for this artists inter
ests in the contest for commissioner
ofsthe worlds fair. Mr.. McGarry, who
Is perhaps as we'll known as any manip-
ulator of the brush in California, was
the representative from Ohio to the
New Orleans exposition, and at that
time itiwas said that Ohio was the best
represented state in the union. Pro-
lessor Keith of San Francisco, who made
every endeavor to gain the upper hand,
says that "Mr. McGarry will represent
California as no artist in the state can
doO
Los Angeles herald., 1892-06-06
An Antediiuvian Joke.

A hardware drummer Is responsible
for the story that clerk in one of our
hardware houses was informed that the
last tailor's goose was sold and to order
a dozen more After puzzling over the
matter for some time he wrote on a
piece of paper as follows:
12 tailor geese.
12 tailor's geese.
10 tailor gooses.
10 tailor goose.
10 tail
Then he got ratified, scratched his
head, looked in the dictionary and final
ly formulated the following:
Scents please send at once one tailor's
goose and eleven others. burlington
Hawkeye