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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-11

'Daily Except Sunday
FROM wHIILno TO Lave khEfvD
Wellsburg aud SteubsnVillc f6zy = m 'bx5 pm
Mcdonald and Pittsburg 81. 20 ~ m I'D 10
Indianapolis and ST. Louis. u ~ a ~ 80 pm
Columbus and Cincinnati n 20 . N 90 pm
Wellsburg aud Stenbe nvglle. - - m fxt m
Mcdonald aud Pit.sburr ftD = m ,18 M
PbIladglphiA and New Yorkffg ~ pm f18 pm
steubenyille and Piitsbufg 30 pm f18 pp
Columbus and Chicago. ,..- ~ Opm 40
Philadelphia and New York = pm ana
Baltimore and Washington 1910 pm sgDs
SteuDsnyille and Pittsbufg 80 pm f33yg
Steubsnyllle and Dennissn % 20 m 80
Indianapolis and ~. Isouis.. f2O5 p m taG
DAYTON and CiBc!pnsti...... fgO5 m fSF
stenbenvlIle and Columbus 30 pm ~
NORTHWEST SrsTEH-CLEvBLsED a Pr
DIVISION.
TRAINS BUN DALI .ExcBPT SUNDAY asfc
FRoH ohIDsEPOhT TO LEAVE
IT, Wayne aud Chieago...... 4fssm
Canton aud Toledo go. -.... swan
Alliance aud Cleveland. ...... 4f9af
stsubenYills and Pittsbgrg... f0a'
Steubsuville and Nelssyilis. bEs
Steuben vile and Pitfsbsfg. 10 IL
Ft Wal ne and Cbicsgo ...- o.
Canton and Toledo. 49,. ......
Alliance ard Clegslsnd.. -.
Steg b. vile and HellsyIlls.
Phiiad.lpbia and New YORK -
Baltimore and Wsshington. 90
sieubenyille and Pitfsbufg... z4t
StebeDyills and =. Liverpool olIpL
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-11
The Copeland Medical Institute
Located Permanently, Second Floor
1I2I Main ST., Wheeling, W. Va.
w n. COPELAND, M. D.,
Consulting Physician.
L. G. DAVIS, M. D.,
Resident Physician.

spscisltiss: Catarrh and all discs OF the
Eve Ear Throat snd Lungs. Stomach and all
Chronic Diseases. Office hours. TOT a m,
10 ) o m. 7togp. m sunday 10 to Il a. m,
20 P. M.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-11
~ ponnsy. ola stations
VlsGnnSyIVdlad lines
VIZ TRAINS Rum by Central Time. Z

TicETT OFYTCEs At PENNSYLVANIA fTATT0N %
HsTTR ST. FOor oY FLKyEnrH 81. NHEktIroi
AT McLuRE HOrsE WBgELINC, AVID At TIE
PEEssTiyAS1A STATION Bn1DoEfoST.
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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-11

Arrival and departure OF trains on and affair
December 18th. 1921 EXPLANATION OF REFEn
nxcE MAREs: sDaily; 1Sunday excepted; mon
day excepted; saturday excepted: tSunday
only; saturday only. Eastern standard Time,
which IL one hour earlier than Central Time
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-11

;KLY KEGIsTER-OxLY
paper. Sand for sample
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-11

tDaily except Sunday. .-.-
Sunday Church Trains viii leave Elm GROVE
atq:43 O. N. and Wheeling Al 1917 p m.
H. f. WEISGERBER,
Gen. AknAger.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-11

WHEELING b ELM GROVE
w RAILROAD. on and after Friday,
January ,, 1899. train will run a. f,llovs-
City Time:
Leave Wheeling. Leave Kim Grove.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-01-01
Went Prepared.

I'm order to save your time and NINE"
said the reporter to the theatrical mana
ger, II have written out an interview with
you which think you will find expresses
your views on current events in the amuse-
ment world in a clear, thoughtful and
scholarly style"
The theatrical manager read the manu-
script and replied:
ut is a highly creditable production.
You may print it just as it is. 1t suits me
exactly"
''By the way" observed the reporter,
'if you have five or six tickets to spare for
Hamlet l should like to use them tomor-
row evening""
II should be glad to accommodate you,"
said the manager somewhat coldly, but
every ticket for tomorrow evening is sold y
I'm anticipation of that" rejoined the
reporter, taking the manuscript back and
putting it in his pocket, II have prepared
another interview in which your views are
not expressed in quite SO clear and scholar.
ly az
Hold onl'' the manager exclaimed, has
tily. Here's dozenl''-C Chicago Tribune
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-01-01
If He Had Never Smoked.

He was pretty old man; that was ap.
parent. His hair was white and his beard
was white. He walked with cane, but
he was able to look out for himself and get
around reasonably well.
'.Most eighty one" he said, as he took a
big black pipe out of his mouth.
And you've smoked all your life?n asked
the young man who had stopped to speak
to him.
Pretty much ALL" he replied; "pve
smoked some sixty odd years"
''And it hasn't hurt your"
"Well, don't know, young man; Idon't
quite know about that My wife has al
ways told me that it hurt me, and my ia
ther when he was alive used to say it was
bad for my health"
But it doesn't seem to have hurt YOU"
Nov don't be too nasty. amt Just
sure about that. l set great store by what
my wife and my father say, and don't ad.
wise any young man to begin smokin."
Eyes, of course. But you've smoked,
and you've lived to good old age"
eyes, that's all right; but there's no tell
in, young man, how old I'd "a been now
if hadn't smoked It's bad habit that l
sort of worked into before knew it,
Chicago Tribune
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-01-01
WAYSIDE GLEANlNGs.

Nine ex-governors of Iowa are living.
Only one IMAM in 2O3 is over six feet il
height.
Tennessee still has 1891 log school houses
out of 6,04S, or nearly one third.
The presidents salary is paid to aim in
monthly installments of 81. 1861
According to expert figures the perma.
nent tramp population of the United States
numbers 10000.
The treasury of the United States is
guarded by seventy veteran soldiers, who
are divided into three squads.
The estimate OF the worlds population
in 1890 is as follows: Europe, $3.50, 200, 600
Asia, S50,000,090, Africa, 127, 200, 000 Aus.
tralasia, 4,730, 900; North America, 80 $50,
600; South America, 36, APO, 0O0 total. l,4S7,
100000
California's variety of temperature was
illustrated recently by the fact that while
the heat in the valleys reached 100 dogs.
in the shade a party in the mountains were
exploring a miniature glacier and camping
beside lake on which traces of ice could
be found in the morning.
An iron buoy belonging to the United
States lighthouse establishment recently
drifted across the Atlantic and was picked
up on the west coast of Ireland. The light
house board, on being notified of the fact,
presented the buoy to the Irish light serv-
ice, and it was thankfully accepted.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-01-01
Tenpins.

Love is never satisfied until it gets bott
arms full.-Dallas News.
1t is singular how surgeon retains hi.
popularity when he so often cuts hi!
friends.-Lowell Courier
A great many men are like new groune
do better after they are broken up.-Co
lumbus Post.
II wish was man." said a woman the
other day. "It is always fashionable fol
them to be comfortable. "-St. Louis Re
public.
An epitaph for faithful tram car con
ductor-he took his last fare well.-Gal
weston News.
The woods used to be full of balloon &C
robats, but they seem to be falling off rap
idly.-Yonkers Statesman.
The cocoanut is one of the largest nuts
but we have seen nutmeg grater-Lowel
Courier.
One of the most expensive things in this
life is the reverse curve on the bottom of 6
champagne bottle.-Boston Transcript.
The family tree cannot be depended or
for board.-Indianapo Journal
"Then you take no stock in Miss Pretty
faces attractions?" mot till know hel
par value. "-Baltimore American.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-01-01
RAILROAD JOTTiNGs.

In a mile of English railway there are
about 2.ll2 sleepers
The railroads of the United States car
ry 1.500. 900 passengers and 1900, 900 tons
of freight every day in the year.
1t is said that the Lake Erie and West
ern will, i'll the near future. use the Wa
bash Iinefor entrance into Fort Wayne.
The building of the Indiana Midland
into the Brazil coal fields is not rushing
forward with great rapidity, and conse-
quently the road will not derive much
benefit from it this year.
The employees of the Ohio and Missis-
sippi shops at Washington, Ind, have
organized fire department, and the
company has purchased 1900 feet of
hose and two carriages for its use.
The Illinois Central expects to place
twenty new locomotives and 1900 new
freight cars on its line between Cairo
and New Orleans by Feb. 1. 1892. OF
the freight cars 400 will be improved
fruit cars, 100 fiat cars and 1000 box
cars.
Within few months it is expected
that the first single rail and saddle track
railroad will be built in Oregon Work
on the first locomotive has commenced
at Portland Mr.. Mahana, the inventor,
is confident that the trial of his system
will result in success.
In New York the supreme court holds
that when a passenger, while passing
from the smoking car. where he went to
smoke, to his seat on another coach on a
moving train, is thrown of by the
breaking Of the coupling between two
cars. caused by the negligence OF the
railroad company, the company is liable.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-01-01
COMPLIMENTARY.

A woman on bridge train had baby
about year old in her lap. and next on
her right sat an oldish man who was evil
IDENTIFY fond of babies. The child looked at
him. and he smiled and clucked in return.
He was getting along finely when all of a
sudden the kid puckered his lip and began
to howl
'There, there. Don't cry. my precious
lamb" said the mother in soothing tones.
''Seems to be afraid of me-" observed the
man.
eyes, sir, he do, and 1 can't make it out.
had him up to the zsse the other day, and
he looked at the big hippopotamus for hall
an hour and never uttered a whimperp
The old gent wriggled around, looked
foolish, and observing large assortment
of fall and winter smiles in that end of the
car he went out on the platform to view
the wonder of the Nineteenth century,
New York World.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-01-01

a Peanut boom IN the Worlds Fair c,.-
The Fulton street, merchant who sa.,z
four green gundrops for a cent was fesl-
ing rather respondent Yesterday.
Il ought to have went away long a1o y
he remarked reaectivelysto Tribune r.
porter. Fac is, business On Fulton street
amt wot it used TO be- Tlfhe was when
sold FIVE or six hunderd of them gumdrops
any clear evening. but now if II work off a
hunderd in "A whole day I'm doin' well, /
tell YOU
WHATS the trouble" inquired the re
porter. rs it the TARIFF,
"The wotS'
THE tariff"
"Do you mean them cokernut cake fell
lers?''
The reporter explained.
mo, faint politics; it's bunannas,n said
the dealer emphatically "Bunannas has
killed the gumdrop business dead There
amt no show mt all wild Eyetalians workin
off cut rate bunannas on each side of yer,
and them grape and peanut fellers hoverin
round to get in too. tell yer, the gum
drop trade is dead"
What are you going to do?' inquired
the reporter sympathetically.
'Shercawgo," said the dealer, winking
mysteriousiy.
"Whats"
'Shercawgo; Pm up to thing or two
and Pm goin out there this week. A
friend of mine has went out there and
struck it rich"
candy trader"
yep"
"Gumdrops?"
Not much. He's workin off sugar coat
ed peanuts for California almonds, and |
want to get in before the peanut boom is
busted. New York Tribune
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-01-01
WHIP AND SPUR

Direct Is thu fastest double performer,
having a trotting record Of 2:ls1 and a
pacing record Of 2:06.
clined TO put price on two fliies by
Chimes and out of the dam of Prince
Regent, 2:161l.
The entries for the English Derby Of
1893 number 211 among the subscribers be-
ing the Prince of Wales. with two colts OF
his own breeding.
The fences around horse pastures should
be OF the best kind, says a turf writer
Poor fences make breachy horses. Idle
horses will find all the weak points
Captain Franklin, the famous Tennessee
turfman, who died recently, bred George
Kinney. Luke Blackburn. Aranza, Stuy-
vesant and other good race horses.
The Turf, Field and Farm says that
Belle Hamlin is all right again--"the
handsome mare went little lame in her
work, but rest and good shoeing brought
her OUT
Alcyone, 2:27, that died when only 10
years old, has sixteen trotters and two
pagers to his credit In the 2:3o list, and the
average record of the sixteen trotters is a
little better than 2:2315.
The fastest three heats ever driven in a
race came off at the Cleveland meeting
They were in the free-for-all pace, and Hal
Pointer won, YoIo Maid second, Dallas
third. Time, 2:lO1a, 2:10sz, 2:i0I.
From ruling made recently at Buffalo,
in connection with very bad start made
IN the 2:19 trot, it appears that ''when a
professional sfartpr il prunIQyed tho ind croa
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-01-01
A Shame.

Sic has been TO Saratoga and TO Fort Ticon-
dcroga.
Where they charge fer breathing Just about
two dollars every breath.
She has visited the mountains and has drunk
from healing fountains
Whose sulphuric odors make you think Of
something after DEATH
In white fannels and merino she was seen at
the Casino.
Where her beauty was admired. and this cos
tune that She wore
In the surf at Narragansett served to very much
a enhance it,
Till the button-pressing kodak fends were
all along the shore.
On The Ric,iaeld lawns SHE firtcd with the
young men, flannel shirted,
And her dancing was delightful at the ger
man or the hop.
Now she's back home in the city, and II really
is pity
That, in spite of all, she didn't get "a single
man to pop
Utica Observer.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-01-01
AROUND THE THRONES,

The queen regent of Spain is not q
beauty
The German emperor has six children
living-one dead.
The Prince Of Saxony has watch set
in the horn of his saddle.
When Queen Victoria has her photo
graph taken she stands upon small
stool to increase her height.
The Empress Elizabeth's gorgeous new
palace at Corfu will have high light
house near It, shining with electric
lights of $4,000 candle power In the
grounds about the palace there will be
$4,000 rose bushes and many fine cactus
yilantS
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-01-01
winter Musings.


The grass has ceased its growing,
And the chilly winds are blowing.
And it's gctting time for showing
As we get our listers out.
Soon the sleigh bells will he ringing;
We can hear the snowbirds singing:
And the icicles are clinging
To the whitened waterspout.
Where the old time lovers fiirted
The groves have been deserted,
And their sparks are now concerted
In the parlor by the CRATE.
The hunters deer are stalking.
And the tramp is southwark walking,
And the sewing eirc!e''s talking
Puts their victims In a state.
The plumber now is plumbing,
And the old clothes man is humming
At the garments that are coming
From the swells of summer days.
The weather sanes are jerky,
And the sky is getting murky,
And the plump and pampered turkey
Sees the error Of his ways.
But though the air Is freezing,
And it gives US its of sneezing,
Yet we're filed with thoughts mos'
pleasing
AS we ope the closet door.
For ever since September
We haze viewed it, end remember
That the suit of last December
We can wear season more.
--Clothier and Furnishor.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-01-01

The sharp crack of a revolver on the out
side of the car and the wild commotion
among the passengers inside walked up the
man who had been asleep, and he jumped
up suddenly with "a derringer in each hand
and stared about him in bewilderment.
What is it?'' he asked
Train robbersP' gasped panic stricken
man who was making a frantic attempt to
hide his valuabes
rs that ALP" exclaimed the other in ex-
IRENE disgust. 81 thought it was the adj
vance agent of the omnibus liner
And he sat down and went to sleep again.
Chicago Tribune
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-01-01

re my biscuits light, John?" asks the char l.
ing young wife,
And she smiles on her husband, and he,
with emphasis, answers, They're lovely, my
life:
AS light as the foam of the sea-"
els the steak cooked to suit your" she gently
inquiries,
And he says as he smilingly mods
ut might have been cooked at celestial fires,
And is tender enough for the gods"
And the coffee, that pleases YOU too. does it.
dear?"
She asks, overjoyed with his praise,
Which rather than strains Of sweet music
she'd hear,
II never drank better" he says.
So she sits down beside him and with him par
takes,
And the rigid, no doubt. will confess
That If John tells her lies in the answers h
makes,
He's gentleman, nevertheless.
ohax,o
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-01-01
The Autumn Girl.

She's left the bounding bil,ows and she's com
ing back to town,
Her mind filed up with visions Of the latet
autumn gown.
The percale shirt and collar. and the necktie
{. that she wore
Were packed in Saratogas on the day she left
the shore;
And when we see her once again, to all it will
be clear
The Summer girl &as left us and the Autumn
girl is here.
From mountain tops, where breezes have
strewed roses on her cheeks,
From lake and grove and river, where the soul
of Nature speaks,
of fashion rolls,
And Cupid wings his arrows at the gilded
throng that strolls,
She's vanished like a vision-as the clouds that
disappear,
The Summer girl has left us and the Autumn
girl is here.
The rocks that front the ocean look deserted
now and bare;
The breezes wander aimlessly in search OF yell
low hair:
The cruel waves have sought the sand an1
washed her prints away,
And autumn leaves have covered up her nool'
of yesterday.
We miss her-yes, we miss Der, yet we do net
shed tear;
The Summer girl has left US, but-the Autumn
girl is here.
Tom Mason in Cloak Review
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-01-01

The Interesting Things They Had to Ten
Each Other.
Have good tirnes''
Lovely Did your"
Perfectly elegautps
"Where'd yon gos"
ITO the country-the loveliest old farm.
house and the most beautiful woods.
Where'd you go7''
''To the seashore."
"You didr
"Yes, indeed. Had the foveliest time
sver had in all MY life"
i "Did you bathe?"
"BatheS Well, should nay sol In every
lay once and sometimes twice"
Ibid you enjoy itf"
sob. it was just grandp'
Didn't you feel awfully the first time
You put on bathing suit and went out be-
fore folks?'
"Oh, yes; but one soon gets over it.
How'd You like the country"
ooh. it was lovelyl"
"Well, the seashore's beautiful too"
lis it?"
''Just lovelyis
but it's real nice to be at home again,
isn't it3''
"Oh, ever so nice"
Homes the best place after all, ISM. itP'
Eyes, it just is.
II think so too"
$50 do l."
you're coming soon to see inew
eyes, real SOON"
"You must"
"But don't you wait for mel
"Oh, | won't. Pm coming over real
SOON"
IDOL I've got lots to tell you"
I've hundreds of things to tell yon
Goodby."
"Goodby."
"Goodby."
"Goodby."
"Goodby"
Remember you--goodby."
'Yes-goodby."
"Goodby."
"Goodby. "-Detroit Free Press.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-01-01

Earl Grey's illness is regarded with
much anxiety in his native county Of
Northumberland. He will enter his
ninetieth year in seven weeks time, and
his prostration at the beginning of win
ter is seriously viewed by his friends.
Earl Grey was sitting in parliament for
Winchelsea some years before Lord Sal
isbury was born. At one time he seemed
destined for high office, but soon after
his fathers (the premier) death he devel-
oped a cross-bench mind, and has since
then been increasingly dismal in his
forebodings of national decay. He is
passionately fond of his home at Howick,
close to the Northumberland coast,
where he has buried himself for many
years, occasionally reminding the world
of his existence by his long and old fash
Toned letters in The Times. His heir is
Mr.. Albert Grey, some time member for
the Tyneside division of Northumber-
land, and now better known as direct
or OF tho South African company
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-01-01
Couldn't Trust Him,

Miss Gush-And. Ethel dear, what is the
baby's manner
Mrs. Newmother-1've named him Ethel
bert Algernon.
Miss Gush-But always thought the
father named the boys?
Mrs. Newmother-f you could hear what
his father calls him when he is walking
the floor with him in the early dawn, you
wouldn't wonder took matters in my own
hands.-Life
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-01-01
Too Much Anxiety.

The famous English physician, Sir Ed
ward Quain, when quite young man, was
placed in temporary charge of patient,
and full of the weight of his unaccustomed
responsibility, his countenance grew longer
and longer. When he was leaving one day,
the lady's husband followed him. ~
greatly appreciate the anxiety you feel fol
my poor wife," he whispered, "but please
don't let her see it again, for sfter you had
LETT the room she asked me if you were tha
undertaken. "-Argonaut.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-01-01
VARIOUS VERSES.


The Waitress
She comes, she comes upon my yearning sight
Like friendly beacon shining through the
night,
What though thy hands and feet be large thy
head
And countenance alike be fiery red?
My Joy at seeing you is past control
Thou token of plenty to my fanaished soull
She comes to learn my lghtest whim or wish
And murmurs,
"SouporGshY'
Daughter of Erin, skittish are thy ways;
Perchance my meal you'll bring someaf these
days.
Oh. why procrastinate? Why, why so slow7
Art waiting for the ham and eggs TO grow?
At length She comes again upon the scene
And beams upon me with a smile serene.
Like champagne bottle popping out its cork
She shouts out.
"Beeforpork?''
Oh, fair one, tho no drinking man am /,
fain some mild. light beverage would try.
Not only hungry am |, but athirst.
And could drink until my hide would burst
Oh. for ice water, milk or lemonade.
Some cool drink bring me, oh. thou lovely
lnaidl
At last she sees my signal. and fur off
Shouts at me.
"reaorcoffY'
Come, come. thou shy. coy maid. hear my ap-
peal
Have | emo TO the end Of this my incai7
Is this small ration ali am to draw
Must famine's tooth forever ut me gnaw?
You think I've had enough-not so-not sol
All, little OK boarders wants you know!
II you'd but listen--if you only would
She answers.
london Table.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-01-01

The recent stir in the freight lines of
steamers caused BY the trip of the whale
back steamer Wet1Lore to Europe has
been extended to passenger boats for
ocean service. and recent designs for a
vessel carrying 800 passengers have been
made which is expected to cross the
ocean in five days.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-01-01
al Chance for Him.

Quester-Do you think that, had Shakes
peare lived in our day, he would have at
tanned the same degree of fame that we
now accord him?
Jester-Upon one condition, yes.
Quester-And what is that?
Jester-f he'd let poetry alone and be-
come an expert football player.-Boston
Courier.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-01-01

Aft were minister l should hate to
dine at bankers table.
B.-Why9
A.-Think of three days of graceI-Y Yale
Record.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-01-01
An Apology.

What is the worst story you ever read?"
asked Scrappins.
Il don't like to recall it," was the reply.
''Oh, beg your pardon. One that you
wrote yourself, Washington Star
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-01-01

"a famous lawyer says that to achieve
eminence in that profession a young man
should go to work with a will"
That's good especially if it's a
very rich mans will. "-Harper's Bazaar.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-01-01
A Doubtful Compliment.

He-How old are you, Miss Dolly?
She (sweetly) -How old would you think!
He (carefully)-I don't know, but Pm
sure you're younger than any one would
think.-Life.
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-01-01
In Che steerage.

McRooty--Wnl yez lend me tn loan o
tn poipe, Dutchys
Kratz-Vat vof?
McRooty--To berry tobaccy wild, dye
'sphose Ord shmoke ut?--5cribner's Maya
zine