The Yakima herald. [volume] (North Yakima, W.T. [Wash.]) 1889-1914, 1892-10-06
HOW YOUIG HEI ARE DUPED.
The GIddy GtCIara BeIIe'' Tells sh'
COnVeFsatIOn Of Mamma
and Daughter.

to the early fall FIRE that burns In th'
morning room. while mamma AnC
daughter 20 over their acquaintances.
Reginald De Courtney. Who is that
my dearH"
Don't know, nanny dear. HI
dances well and was going to pFOposI
Just before we left, but thought woulC
keep 1t of ill we got TO town and could
end out about him."
Quite right. Put that card aside fOI
papa"
"Tear up John Birck, ma; he iS hor
rid"
The little man thai. carried YOU
cushions about all the timer"
"Yes."
''No, be would never do in the season
unless in livery"
This one looks we'll around q mantle
piece, and he really dances we'll"
els he anybody?"
"NO; but he 10 nobody, and he know
II and is quite harmless. l think We haC
better put him aside for dancing bids"
"We must not be too general even IL
dance Invitations, my dear"
Dancing men are so short, NANNY
and the fellows with family simply wont
do any work at . crush. A few men like
this fellow are grateful for invitations
and one can be sure Of their doing theil
duty"
Very well, in the dance pile then,
and into the dance pile he goes. "WhC
is this?"
william II. Hearn-lovely, nanny
talks beautifully, and manages . tran
and an opera cloak As II he were borr
to It,"
"But, who is he, my dear? You know
1t 10 very well for you to select your owE
followers in the summer, but for th'
season l must know who the men are."
"0h, this one is impossible. He Ia al
right, but they are connections Of th,
store people, you know"
That Is not always an objection. YoV
remember how useful young stearn va
In having things imported for u.s."
"Yes; but this one has 4 lot Of sisters
The mother is trying to get herself anC
all Of them into society through him
and"
THAT Is enough. my dear"
Count Rag Tag. l tried to be sure HI
would call, but the Birges girls weFt
ahead Of me, and think they have hin
really in train for next season."
"How iOolishi You should be NOR
careful. Who iS heH"
"Well, he is from Spain, because
sent Marie to look at his trunks, and theJ
are all marked up with Spanish plA'
cards"
at is a pity not to have him this win
ter, because he will probably only laSt
one season. These Spanish people anC
counts are always found out, and Il is "
vulgar to notice them after they are"
"What shall we do with Jack Min
now"
"Cut him, my dear"
"Oh, nal"
Eyes. You cannot carry that affai
Into the winter"
"He was 90 elegant. ! promised
would go to the theater with him thil
winter. You never saw . man make low
IS he can. Perfectly scorchingl DOM
let US send him our day. nanny, but le
Us have him up here of evenings
Really, l shall miss him aWfully."
at is time you shoBld."
Besides, said that l would marFJ
him."
"My dearl'
81 said next summer. Really, l mus
take him up again next summer, l sim
ply could not do without him."
"You may be married"
GAN the better. He can't expect mi
to marry him then. Oh, don't tear hin
up, mammt."
"Must he done, my dear"
"Here Is Fred Blow"
ayes. Put him down on the regular.
"0h, mammy!"
Ellis family are all right and they
have place In Florida, and you know
we are going south in December"
Oh, then put down Duncan Koolidge.'
"HoW do you know he Is KOOlidge'
Put him In papa's pile. think tn
Florida Koolidges spell themselves will
q c." and 90 on.
Oh, fatuous young man. think not thai
because the daughter Of the house haI
smiled upon you, that the mamma doe
not know all about It before your ehanct
Is good for winter acceptancei The mod
ern mamma Is In her daughters conf
dence. The modern mamma is not NOR
coolheaded and calculating than ls tha
same gentle maid who ct Bar HaTbOl
leaned upon your arm In the moonlight
and promised to marry yOu-nezt sum
mer.