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The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-04-06
Mr. BELDEN.

Mr.. Speaker, l rise TO
participate in these sad
services, realizing the
want OF ability on my
part to do justice TO the
memory, virtues and
craftsmanship OF cur de-
ceased friend. General
Splnoia.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04
Funny Answers,

Unconscious humor is frequently tina
best humor The funniest things that
were ever said were not thought to b..
funny by the people who uttered them
The answers given in school examinations
are very often ludicrous.
In recent examination some boys were
asked to define certain words and give Il
sentence illustrating the meaning. Here
are a few: Frantic means wild; | picked
some frantic flowers. Akimbo, with a
crook; | had dog with an akimbo in his
tail Athletic, strong; the vinegar was
too athletic to use. Tandem, one behind
another; the boys sit tandem at school.
And then some single words are funnly
explained; Dust is mud with the wet
squeezed out; fins are fishes wings; mon
key, small boy with tail; stars are the
moons eggs; circumference is distance
around the middle of the outside. Yankee
Blade
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04

Great attitudes furnish a gymnasium
where the respiratory organs are compelled
to be exercised, and, consequently become
larger and more efficient.
Altitude, also, prevents instead of inducing
hemorrhage, as was the old opinion. This
fact has been well established by experience
and observation.
Prof. NJ. w. Harrington, chief of the U. s.
weather bureau, says:
Santa Fe lies in the dricst part of the
United States. This region is extensive, but
changes in form from season to season.
Santa Fe is always in it, however.
THE WATERS OF SANTA FE.
DR.. ]. F. Banter vice-president Of the
American Health Resort association says:
ut is worth travelling miles to drink of
such waters as flow through this deep cut in
the mountains and supply the city of Santa
Fe for domestic purposes and for irrigation
OF the fruit farms. The water is absolutely
pure, cold and fresh from the melting
SHOWS above or triCkling from springs in
the mountain side. 1t is free from all lime
alkali or other ingredients so very injurious
to the consumptive patient Such water is
a great boon anywhere and at any time but
here, where other features of sunshine and
pure air combine to produce an ideal
climate, it is of special value"
STATISTICAL INFORMATION.
The annual temperature varies but little
from year to year. The following tables tell
the tale:
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04

Thousands of sad and desolate homes
have been made happy by use OF Crosse
Buds" which have proven an absolute
cure for the following diseases and their
distressing symptoms: liberation, Con-
gestion and Falling OF the Womb, Ovarian
tumors, Dropsy Of the Womb, Suppressed
Menstruation, Rupture at Childbirth, or
any complaint originating in diseases Of
the reproductive organs, whether from
contagious diseases, heredity, tight laclng,
overwork, excuses or miscarriages. One
lady writes us that after suffering ten
years with Leucorrhea or Whites, that one
application entirely cured her, and fur
thermore, she suffers no more pain during
the menstrual period. 1t is wonderful
regulator. "Rose Buds" are a simple,
harmless preparation, but wonderful in
effect. The patient can apply it herself.
No doctors examination necessary, to
which all modest women, especially young
unmarried ladies seriously object. From
the first application you will feel like a
new woman. Price 81 by mail, postpaid.
The LEvERETTE SPECIFIC Co., 800 WASH
ington St., Boston, Mass. -.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04

A widow of comely face and buxom
| form occupied one corner of the car, and
next her sat a middle aged man whose
conversation denoted that he, too, had
been deprived by death of the companion
ship of spouse.
The twain were acquainted and were
discussing each others loss aloud to the
edification of the rest of the passengers.
Then the conversation took tender
turn and their looks indicated that the
mutual sympathy between them had rip
ened into u warmer sentiment.
The passengers saw the widower sit a
wee bit closer to the widow, and heard
him say in tones too loud for stage whis
per:
ITS too lonely and hard for me to Ell.
dure it any longer, Mrs. Murphy. Pm
thinking of getting married again" :
We'll, don't blame you one bit, Mr..
Kelly" said the widow, with look which
in her earlier days used to make the heart
of the late Murphy thump against his ribs.
Thus encouraged the widower moved still
closer and eyed the blooming Mrs. Murphy
with such favor that she dropped her gaze
to the floor.
Eyes" continued he, Il am beginning
seriously to think about taking the step
believe AS soon as | find good, strong
healthy woman, able and willing to do my
hOusework, Pll ask her to marry me-"
He said this with a coaxing, insinuat-
ing air and paused to hear the widows an.
swer.
1t came more quickly than he expected
well, Mr.. Kelly" said she tartly, Il
wish Won lurk in vour rntarto kin,r md ~
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04

DR.. Miles Nervine not only cures all
nervous diseases, headache, blues, nery-
Gus prostration, sIeeplessness, neuralgia,
ST. Wtus dance, fits and hysteria, but
also builds up the body. II am pleased
to say that after years Of intense suffering
with nervous disease, headache and pros
tratons tried DR.. Miles, Restorative
Nefvfne, and in two weeks gained eight
pounds in weight. l could not lie down
to sleep, but now sleep perfectly easy, and
am still improving wonderfully. Can not
say ,eno6gfsfor, the Nervine. Mrs, L..
B. Miiiafd, Dunkirk, N. Y. some Gus
toner used Nervine and gained fifteen
pounds in flesh. Brown & Maybury,
Cortland, N. Y. Trial bottles and elegant
book free at A. @. Ireland, jr.'s.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04

hGtheT TaSty
the offer that's made by the pro-
prletors Of, Dr.. -Ssgs's Catarrh Rem.
edy. Risky for them, For you, if
you have Caterrh, it's a certainty.
Yoa're certain to be cured of it, or
"a. be paid $780, That's what they
offer, and in good faith they cure
you, or pay yon, no, matter how bad
your case, or Of how long standing.
But1tss it. 80 much of a risk ?
They, ehaBe "a . medicine that cures
Catarrh, not, for q time, but for all
time. i. They've watched it. for years,
curing the most =. hopeless cases.
They know that in your case there's
every chance of, success, almost no
chance Of, failure,
Wouldn't; any one take such a
risk with. such a medicine
The only question is-are you
willing to make the test, if the
makers are willing to take the
risk ?
If SO, the rests easy. You pay
your druggist fifty cents and the
trial begins.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04
More Than He Barcained For,

well" said the merchant to the young
clerk whom he had sent out collecting
did you have any luck?"
"Some."
81 suppose you got the amount Mr.. Faith
erington owes. You said he was personal
friend of yours"
mo, didn't get the money; the fact is |
don't exactly know what to make of my
experience there"
"How was it?"
II went in and said, Mr.. Fatherington
| called to speak about matter
didn't get any further when he put in
with, That's all right, my boy; she is
yours; take her and be happy "-St. Louis
Republic.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04
Rehearsal.

e.., Family Solictor-You must know, then,
a.sthat.theold Duke, dying without issue
you, as the head Of the collateral branch,
not only inherit the titles and all the
estates, but e750,0O0
e., :; First Small Boy Ito second ditto)-=Say,
Smiggy, now is the time to strike him for
your mudders wash bill.-Puck.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04
Legal Notice..

Thomas Riddle In the District Court.
vs.. IS County of Santa
Richard Gibbin,) Fe.
The said defendant, Richard Giblin,
is hereby notified that a suit in assnmpsit
has been commenced against yon in the
district court for the county OF Santa Fe,
territory Of New Mexico, by said Thomas
Riddle, plaintiff, herein, damages claimed
$4,000, that your property has been at
tached and that unless YOU enter your
appearance in said suit on or before the
first day of the next regular term of said
court, commencing on the Both day Of
May, 1892, judgment by default therein
will be rendered against you and your
property sold to satisfy the same. ''''
THOMAS KIDDIE.
By CHAs. A. SPIEss,
His Attorney.
Santa Fe, N. M, 1902.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04

From letter written by Mrs. Ada E.
Hurd, of Groton, S. D., we quote: "Was
taken with bad cold, which settled on
my lungs, cough set in and finally termi-
mated in consumption. -Four doctors gave
me up, saying could live but short
time. Igave myself up to my Saviour,
determined if 1 could not stay with my
friends on earth, would meet my absent
ones above. My husband was advised to
get DR.. Kings New Discovery for Con-
sumption, coughs and colds. gave it a
trial, took in all eight bottles; it has cured
me, and thank God am we'll and hearty
woman" Trial bottles free at G. M.
Creamer's drug store, regular size, 50c and
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04

40 ORANGE ST., BROOKLYN, N. Y, !
Feb. II, lS00.}
81 have used Allcock's Plasters for
some years, for myself and family, and, as
far as able, for the many sufferers who
come to us for assistance, and have found
them a genuine relief for most OF the
aches and pains which flesh is heir to. l
have used Allcock' 3 Plasters for all kinds
Of lameness and acute pain, and, by
frequent experiments, find that they can
control many cases not noticed in your
circulars. ........
"The above is the only testimonial l
have ever given in favor of any plaster,
and if my name has been used to recon.
mend any other it is without my authority
or sanction. Mrs. Henry Ward Beecher.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04

Mr.. Jolliboy-My graciousl This old
fashioned snowstorm makes me feel young
again. Little Johnny should be over at
the hill coasting, instead of sitting in u
stuffy schoolroom such grand weather as
this I'll go up to the school and find
him.
Mrs. j. (qHietly)-Perhaps, my dear, you
would save some steps by looking for him
on the hill irst-Good News.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04

Good looks are more than skin deep,
depending upon a healthy condition of ali
the vital organs. If the liver be inactive,
you have bilious look, if your stomach
be disordered, you have dyspeptic look
and il your kidneys be affected, you have
a pinehed look. Secure good health and
you will have good looks. Electric Bit
ters is the great Alternative and tonic, acts
directly on these vital organs. Cures
pimples, blotches, boils and gives good
complexion. Sold at O. M. Creamer's
drug store, Soc per bottle,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04
RepeIling an Unjust Charge.

II don't believe YOU ever did lick OF
honest work in your life" said the woman
Of the house.
you wrong me, madam,' answered
the shabby itinetant al the kitchen dUO.,
a burning blush dying his swa thy, eartl :
kissed cheek "You have got lne mixed
up in your mind with SC me aldern an"
Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04

Newspaper editors have to be very care
full in opening their columns for state
ments. But aware that the DR.. Miles
Medical Co. are responsible, we make
room for the following testimonial from
r: McDougall, Auburn, Ind, who for two
years noticed a stoppage or skipping Of
the pulse, his left side got 80 tender lie
could not lie on it, his heart fluttered, he
was, alarmed, went to different doctors,
found no relief. but one bottle of DR..
Miles New Heart Cure cured him. The
elegant book, "New and Startling Facts"
free at A. G. Ireland, jr.'s. 1t tells all
about heart and nervous diseases and
many wonderful cures.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04

The hest Salve ia the world ior CUTS,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, te1ter, chapped hands, chiIblainf
COINS, and ell skin eruptious, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required. II
IS guaranteed to give perfsci satisfaction,
or money refunded. Price Is cents por
box For sale al G. NJ. Creamer's.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04

They had been talking about waltzing
and he, not being a dancer, had made a
few remarks about arms being around the
girls and that sort of thing, when she asked
'"Why don't you waltzi"
"Oh," he said, with such meaning sig
nficance that the girl actually blushed. 81
don't have to. "-Detrot Free Press.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04

The trees are bare and cherries now,
The breath of Winters in the air;
Anon a wandering flake of snow
Drops silent on the rusty share.
No colors yet from Natures hand
Proclaim the advent of the Spring.
TITS cold and bleak. We shiver still
And to our Winter garments cling.
!. But Spring is coming. Every man
Who has wife and lives in town
Will tell you this, because his wife
Is harping on that new spring gown.
Cloak Review.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04
The. Worst of 1t.

Bicycle Dealer-This machine will be
better for your boy than pony. 1t doesn't
eat anything.
Frugal Parent mot entirely convinced
No, it won't eat anything, but Pm afraid
it'll give the boy laundering big appe-
tite-Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04
Milesf Nerve q Liver Pills.

sAct on q new principle-regulating the
hver, STOMACH and bowels through the
nerves. A new, discovery. !. Dr. Miles
Pillhspeedily cure biliousness, bad taste,
torpid liver, piles, constipation. I'm
equalled for men, women, children.
Smallest. mildest, surest so doses, rs cts.
Samples Free at A. @. Ireland's.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04

A rattle Of poker chips sounded in the
collectors ears as he opened the door OF
the office.
els Mr.. Bridkins in ?" he inquired.
ono, SIR" replied the office boy "He
Is out about ST."
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04

'Toole-Why was Big Foot Lear re-
lieved from helping people across Broad
way; weren't there enough to keep him
busy?
Rogan-He told the captain that there
were "more people then he could shake
q stick at"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04

Visitor-Well, Tommy,what are you
going to be when you grow up?
Tommy-P spect I'll follow the alder
man business, same as paw does.
Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04

Isaac 10 houting to his wife)-Rebekah,
mind der store. Silfer is falling in Vail
street. Dell ky to meet me down dere NIT
adruck. Come on, LEY; I'm vid you
Judge
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04

tOUHE NHH W IH II JTVtHUUIT''
"You are probably not aware, sir" SAID
the angry father, "that last year my
daughter spent 81 500 on her dress"
eyes, | am" said the young man, firm
ly, II advised her to do it over year ago,
when we first become engaged"
Cloak Review.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04

NOtlce OF l,uDllcatlOn.
Homes No. 1925.
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. M.
April ], 1929
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his inten-
ton to make final proof in. support of
his claim, and that said proof will be made
before register and receiver at Santa Fe,
N. NJ, on May %, 1892, viz: Bartolo
Valdez for the Sc NV sw ID ne 4
NV 4 Sc 4 ne d sw 4 sec. Is, TIP 81
u, &c.
He names the following Witnesses to
prove his continuous residenceiupon, and
cultivation of, said land, viz: a"f.'i
Teodoro Monies Vigil, Espanola. N.
M. Juan Cordova, Chamita, N. NJ. Gda-
dalupe Lucero, Espanola, n. M. Epi-.
MEMO E. Vigil, Chamiia, Nm 500 ..
A. / MORRISON.
Register.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04

Lawyer-IIave you conscientious scru-
pies about serving as Juror where the pen
atty is death?
Boston 1alesman i have.
Lawyer-What is your objection?
Boston Talesman-I do not desire to die.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04

Bagley-Poor Bedrock never gets any
credit.
'Brace-Why doesn't he2
Bagley-EIe never pays.-New York Her
olT
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04

Wife-Shall | have my black silk fixed
over, dear, or would you get a new one3
Husband-By all means get a new one,
It's cheaper. Review.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04
The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.
He Didn't Renew His Attention.

1IC HHUH 1tCHCW HHEs .hNtV"tHVHs
Cousin Jack-I see that my old sweet
heart, Cora Flirty, is just as much devotee
Of fashion as ever.
Mabel (who dosen't like herr Yes,
indeed she has samples of every years
new style Of engagement rings ever since
you went away!--Judge. a.,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04

"You have been losing flesh lately
haven't your"
Eyes; I've been shaving myself. New
York Dispatch,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04

It's a sad fact that the congressman at
large are not the only ones who fail to re-
spond at roll call. ..
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04

Reappearance Of the Birds.
Unclouded are the skies again, ~
At least whene'er it doesn't rain.
And warmth is in the air;
Which shows that smiling spring is near,
On hats that ladies' wear.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04

my fiance is very wealthy"
$50 | believe"
80 wealthy in fact that he really
doesn't know how much he is worth"
"Why doesn't he get fortune teller to
tell him ?"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04

Dependency, caused by a diseased
liver, can be avoided by taking Simmons
Liver Regulator.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04

Simmons Liver Regulator cured me OF
general debility and loss of appetite. Mrs.
Edmund Fitton, Frankfort, Pa.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04
fkAk. ANNUAL MEAN. YEAR. ANNUAL MEAN.

The annual monthly values will show the
distribution Of temperature through the
year.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04

Comdg. regt. & post
K. S.C0lumb's Bks. Ohio
D. y. comdg. San Diego
Bks.
Post adjt. treas. R. o. i
A. 5. o.
A. A. q. NJ, A. @. S.,
A. o. o. d A. E. o.
On leave Oct. 30, 0 mos.
On leave Oct. I, 4, mos.
D. s. College duty AL.
lance, Ohio.
D s. Columbus Bks,
ONio.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04

Why suffer with sick headache and
biliousness when Simmons Liver Rngu-
lasor will cure you.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04

Taks, Simmons Liver Regulator after
your ,dinnsi.s II prevents dyspepsia and
indigestion.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04
Hopeful Views.

Little Dick-The school is closed because
so many children is sick.
Mamma-They will probably be all right
again in week or so.
Little Dick (hopefully)-Perhaps the rest
of III be sick then.-Good News.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04
What IL EOrY

What Is 1T For?
"What is the Lenten period kept for p"
Was her interesting question.
~ .Isyit; for sinners penitence or
Simply rest for tired dikestionr"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04

Act gently yet prompt
ly on the LIVER, KID.
NEYS and BOWELS, dis
polling Headaches, Few
ers and Colds, thorough.
ly cleansing the system
OF disease, and cures
habitual constipation.
They are sugar coated,
do not grippe, very small,
easy to take, and purely
vegetable. Is pills In each
vial. Perfect digestion
follows their use. They
absolutely cure sick head
ache. and are reeOmmeDd.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04
THE

Mountains Mineral Orchards and Other
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-04

EDUCATIONAL.
TERRITORIAL BOARD OF EDUCATION,
Governor L Bradford Prince, Prof. Hiram
hadley, Elias 8. Slower, Amado Chaves,
Supt. of Public1nstruction. e. .Amado Chaves
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-23
THE CONTEST
No Change in the Leaders Posi-
lions.
The Fourteenth Count TaIIies
Four Hundred and Eighty
nine Votes.

The ADVERTISER contest like
the base ball season is draw
ing to close and from
present indications the end prom
ises to be an interesting one.
The race for first place has mar
rowed down to three men, Lish-
man, Angus and Mahuka. The
friends of each of the young men
mentioned have decided that their
favoritemust go to the Volcano at
the ADVERTISERS expense, and as
this journal offers but one ticket it
is not plain jus. how the feat is to
be accomplished, but the near
future will tell. The fourteenth
count took place yesterday after
noon and resulted in Lishman re-
eeiving 1877, Angus 1876 and Ma
huka 50 votes, the foregoing being
the relative standing of the three
favorites.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-07-23
MAUI NOTES.
" Rocks " MarsdeH Leaves for
San Francisco.

San Francisco.
At the auction sale of leases At
Kahului last Saturday the main
fishing right in the harbor did not
succeed in getting a bid of the
upset price. On Monday it was
leased to Mr.. A. Barnes of Wal
luku for the upset price, $400 per
annum.
The smaller fishing right of
Owaa was leased by Hopke and
Treadway at $l35. Waikapu
Sugar Co. bid 5000 rental on the
100 acres of sand hills and took
them. The lots are very low and
often covered with water in the
winter and a very small tidal
wave always gives them a call.
Bob English was made happy by
being allowed to take the lot his
house is on without opposition.
He felt so good over it that he
bought the two lots adjoining at
half price. By the way, speaking
of Bob, the Legislature has voted
him a salary instead of pilots fees
and did not make allowance for
boat expense. 1t would take a
large part Of his salary to pay the
boatmen. 1t is to be hoped that
some of the Maui members will
call the attention of the Legisla-
ture to the omission and have it
arranged. There should be an APP
preparation of about $500 for boat
hire.
Rev. T. l.. Gulick and wife with
the balance of the Hilo tourists re-
turned home by the Kinau last
Friday. Mr.. Gulick expects to
spend the best of his vacation in
Honolulu.
Four Maui ladies are expected
to take advantage of leap year and
take the fatal leap from "fem. SOLE
to matrimony in August. Hurry
up, girls, and follow suit. Half the
| wear is gone and a number of nice
young men are still in the market
There is a cluster of three in Ma
kawao Noble Anderson would
make four if he were at honey and
! two lovely ones at Paia 1--WE don't
count the one with the curly hail
who expects to take a trip to the
Coast in August. Then there il
the Bungalow. 1t had fright
fully narrow escape from this Au
gust leap year business, but thu
boys "bob up serenely" and are al
three ready for an offer. Walk VI
ladies, now is your chance.
Mr.. and Mrs. Cation, with Nh
/ and Mrs. Turner, are occupying
Il Olinda this week. They have Sc
rious intentions of taking a pee
into the crater. ~
Nobody thinks of paying hi
debts this month-taxes, yo
know. It is astonishing how ia
five dollars taxes can be made t
go in the way of putting off enel
getic creditors.
Mr.. Marden ("Roxy'') left @
the Consuelo. There are tw
happy tailors in Honolulu.
Maui, July Dist, 1892.