Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-09-04

that ~ gentleman. and he never -
much as answered up, and We couldn't
hear what jefferson said for the noise:
bat he went out. aud the young lady, she
lest tainted dead away. was sort OF
sorry for her But Jane said she was
sure she painted, fur she saw white on
her nose, and then her pa, lac Jest walked
about and talked to himself until she
came TO. and then he told her shed got
To marry somebody or other-l forget
names SO easy that cant tell you who
he was--and she said she'd die fust. and
went onto her knees Then folks called.
and they all had tea, and nobody no
much as pulled the shade down, and .
some ladies' that came they talked, and
n gentleman he made love to the young
iady jackson wanted, and il was real in
teresting. but there warnt no horses nor
no dancing. only after awhile they did
pull the shade down. and the band came
out of the cellar doors and played again.
perhaps the theayter will begin now"
saws grandper; but don't see no tight
rope"
But in little while in the band went
again, and the shade went up. and there
was jackson. 1t didn't look like the
same room, and he said he was jest
home and was tired, and grandper said:
"Ay, ay, you had orter keep early
hours. jackson"
Then jackson he said he had the most
awful prescntiments of suthin another
dreadful, and grandpcr said:
Don't fret, my boy. Your ma is well,
and the rest OF the folkses tolerabIc"
And then jackson laid down On the
sofa and went To sleep, and everything
got blue; and there must hev been an
organ somewhere playing hymn tune,
and there wus somebody peepin' in at
the winder 1t wus the gentleman that
had flirted with the low necked girl, and
.. there wus two awful tramps with him.
Then one tramp says:
els that our man, masterY'
And the gentleman says, YES" and
q told them that he had paid them well,
Q and they must not slight their work.
" l thought he was going to have the
n carpets shook, but when the other tramp
u said:
lay, ny. master! Dead men tell ne
!, tales got skeercd, and then the gentle
l man went away and the tramps got in n
y the winder and came tiptoe down towart
II jackson jefferson. And one OF EN- tool
out "A big knife and the other n handker
Is chuff, and it wus jest rs plain as any
10 thing they meant to kill him.
10 Grandper jumped up To his feet again
ne jackson" he hollers; but jackson
n didn't wake up.
or jackson yells Eben. but he neve
81.
no along
TX "Come on, grandper," says Eben.
IN "Ay, my boy" says grandper.
Jane, she shruck most fearful.
lis l saw grandper rush up the aisle, clul
bling his umbrella. and Eben doubling h
zee fist All the congregation jumped u
and laughed and shrieked, and sa'
nd Eben catch the biggest tramp by his co
JUS lar. and grandper catch hold Of the oths
on one 10y his belt, then the shade can
on down, aud the band came out Of Ii
10 cellar doors and played away, and ever!
ou body laughed until up went the shad
no and out came a stout gentleman with
Inc bald head, and says he:
er, Ladies aud gentlemen, allow me
er- entreat your patience The interruptc
ND OF a venerable guest from the countr
md who. carried away by the realism of Il
my scene, bravely flcw 10 the relief OF Il
hero. shall Ice but brief Thanking VI
AID for your courtesy and good feeling
ent offer you my apologies and regrets"
y Then lie cen most turned summers
M bowling. and everybody clapped al
pounded and the congregation sat dow
ee, and the young man in the tail coat con
go fetchin' grandper and Eben to the
seats Eben was the color of an e
It's. plant and grandper was like red tlann
red all over Their collars and ties was To
no off and Ebcn's sleeve was pulled out
we Come along. gals. SAYS grandpe
the Fur my part ! side with your an
see Bingham and the dominic forevermor
me | never seen such carvings on, and dor
The want to see such ag'in Ill cut jacks
jefferson off with nickel. Ef l d
he; make a mistake he might hey sal
ky Much Obliged fur yer good intention
us, grandper,' or i haven't no need Of d
got sistance but thank you kindly Inste,
o OF that lie called me an old idJut. Not
IAN amt no idjut, as he II find out when n
lhu will is read.
II be, says EDen, the uaTnueSt III
Ike goin'. 1t was all takin of, Hammer: b
US who wus to know it: It's q massy 8
ON tramp grandper attended to got b
breath ag'in or he'd be hung and me, TO
'et' fur all know, fur helpin' him.
my 'The fat gentleman spoke real pref
ay' about it" says l. suppose we sit 81
10Y now we know it is takin' off, and see
'ns out?"
ntll But they wouldn't, so we all wer
Jane was in highstrikes, and Ham
but spilled the bottle of lemonade, and q
Fua handkerchief came united, and all Z
H. apples went bobbing up the aisle, al
nto Jane left the crullers in the seat. But
Fus kept the peanuts, and handed the
in round in the cars, though nobody didi
ies seem TO enjoy them none, and we ar
ek never had no tickets fur the theayt
81 from jackson jefferson Bingham sine
though his ma says he's comm home
take place in the store agin, and Jal
Ell Is beginnin' to crimp her hair once NOR
aw and has bought a new plaid dress, and
iy. maxim it quite cheerful.-Mary ny
MT Dallas in Preside Companion.
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Ton the Boulevard.)
Reginalde de JACKIE Chumplay-Weali
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