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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20
NATURAL SUCCESS.

DR.. Pille-"HOw are you getting
along, NO1trum, since you invented
that cure for colds?"
DEN oStrun-"Oh, I'm filling my
coughers!"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20

The chemical inks of the present are
of too recent invention to determine
whether they VIII last, but it is quite
probable that most OF them will be as
iegible at the end of ilfiy or seventy
five wears as they are to-day.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20
HARD LUCK.

JImmy-"What did you get on your
biTthday?''
Jakey-"Nothin'l Never got any,
hing since the first one, and then |
only got bornp'
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20

Within few years pat over 10l,-
700, 600 of those little wire corkscrew.,
lsed in ink and medicine bottles, have
been sold. Machines turn them out
1t the rate of 30, 30 per uay.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20

Photographer - Now, then, MT.
.Jrosser, If you please, look pleasant Ior
a moment-that's it-a moment longer
-therel You may now resume your
natural expression.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20

All the chickens in the western part
of French Gninea are perfectly white.
1t Is impossible TO find one with a COL
ored feather.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20

The VIII potato vine sometimes has
root that attainS the size and Occas-
,Iona!ly the form of boys boly, aud
Weighs thirty-fiye pounds.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20
Rupfure cure guaranteed Inv

Or. J. b. Mayer, S3l Arch St, Phil'a,
Pa. Ease at once, no operation OF de-
lay from business, attested by thou
sands Of cures after others fail, advice
Tree, send for circular.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20
EpGARrow. nNr.n1n c..

Messrs. P. Newstaedtrr & Co:
Enclosed Sl.OO FOR St B,.r,,-d ",
Pills The samples which you sent me haro
proved more ethcacious than any other PIN
ever used by me. Accept my best thants f,r
the samples, Please nd me the piIls ne soor
as possible WITH best regarIs.
THEODORE WFGF,FR
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20

When boy begins to wash bis neck
without being told it is sign he is
passing into the ordeal of his first love
affair.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20

FITS: All Fits stopped free by DR.. Kline
Great Nerve ReStOreT. No FITS after flrst day'
use. Maryeloue cures realise and 81 90 tTia
e3l Arch ST., Philadelphia, Pa
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20

II eUerU iCOndn in This land knew for herself
The actual quality of Duhbirs' Electric Soap,
no nthPr washing solp coud be sold. Millions
10 use it, but other m Hons have never tried it.
lave your ASK your groc r I or IL.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20

The latest thing in OHIO is a babe
corn without hands. If he eventually
drifts into politics he will have to de.
pend on The hands of his friends.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20

Joseph huDy. parilla. In TWO W.
the sores commenced 10 heal up; 'he sone ,,,,,,
came of and all ovei his BODY new az ,,,,
t'otties Of Hoop,s sAES APARILLA, he was
free from sores.u HARRY X. RUBY, Box 30
Colun bia Penna.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20

There are men with natures 50 small
that, if there is anything in transmigra-
ton, they Will probably reappear as NIL
erobes.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20
HUMOROUS.

The Sheriff would hate to be known
by the company he keeps.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20

weep bitter tears over lost child tLe0
Ipank it like Jury frr returning.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20

First Preacher-"Does your choir
sing in harmony"
Second Preacher-'Yes, but they
don't live in harmony"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20
A TON A WEEK.

Papa" said Willie, ''what makes
coal burn?"
"Our hired man, Willle," answered
papa.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20
STATE OF ONO. CITY OF TOLEDO, 4,

FRANK j. CHENET makes oath that he Is the
senior partner of the firm Of +. j. CHENEY Il
Co, doing business in The City OF Toledo
County and state aforesaid. an that said firm
VIII pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOL
LARS Tor ch and every case Of Catarrh that
cannot be cured by the use Of HAIL's CATARRH
CURE. FRANK i IsuF<EN
sworn 10 before me ana subscribed in nv
presence, this 9th day OF December, A. ID. lss.5
A. W. GLEASON,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20

EVERY TESTIMONIAL in behalfof Hood's Sak
saparilla Will bear the closest Investigation.
No matter where 1t may be from, 1t Is as relia.
bic and worthy your confidence as If it came
from your most respected neighbor.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20
TO FLY WITH.

Mrs. Larkin-''How time fllesl"
LarKin-"Yes,b but it's no wonder.
Every watch has piniOns."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20

The Span ards found mirrors of pol
ished black stone, bot convex and cen
cave, among the natives of South
America
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20

Ducks fly atan average rate OF ninety
m les per hour. With a fair wind it is
belie.ed that they can make 150 miles
in the same time.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20

Tramp-"Honest, boss, 'ain't had
bite I'm three days."
Farmer-"I 'ain't surprised. The
mo quitoes 'ain't got to work yet"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20

Emma - Father, don't you think we
want some new gas burners?
Father-NO. That younger man
who comes to see you every evening is
gas burner enough for me.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20

Every thrifty farmer VIII keep MS
and well dressed, but he has no reason
to be ashamed of strawberry patch.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20

The barber is a sort of bellicose indi-
;idual. He has his little brushes right
along; he fathers people, and he occa-
sionally smashes their mugs.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20

Granite is the lowest rock IN the
earth's crust. 1t is the bed rock of the
world.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20
As Large

As a dollar were the
scrofuIa sores on my
moor little boy, sickening
and disgusting. Ihey
were especially severe
on his legs, back sol MS
ears and on his head. l
gave him Hoods Sarsa-
-, II ,uvo weeks
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20

81 have found your BradycrOtine a sure cure
t"T headache" \. Il. Hank, Mountain Peak.
TeXas. Al druggIsls nitY cents.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20

Use the Frazer Axle Grease, It's the best in
the wOrld--will wear four times as long as
any other. ASK your dealer for 1t, aud take no
other.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20
Hoods Pills invlgorate the liver.

The bones of Jumbo, Barnum's hie
elephant, that was killed a few years
ago at s.. Thomas, Canada, weighed
even 2400 pounds. The total weight of
the body, bones aud all. was SIX tons.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20

The best method for handling bees
for an amateur, is by proxy.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20
Cann-s Kidney Cure 70.

Cann-s kNitineT tnre fOI
Dropsy, Gravel, Diabetes, Brights,
Heart, Urinary or Liver Diseases, Nerv-
business, &C. Cure guaranteed. S3l
Arch Street, Philad'a. 81 a bottle, 6
for So, or druggist. 1000 certificates OF
lures. Try it.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20

Flove IfyCu are interested send address to
5. b. l., OnaId, Box 425, syracuse, n. Y.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20

NOtdrU Public

Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally and
acts directly upon the blood and mucous sur-
iaceS OF the system. send for testimon ais free
F. j. CHENEY & co, Toledo. %.
ss'Sold by Druggists, 70 cents.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20

Nine tailors may make a man, DuI
they are also pretty sure 10 ore"A
him.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20

Some men will do you a favor and
chen bore you an hour talking about
it.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20

1t is not generally believed that a
liquid eye is essential to poring over
book.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20

II you are troubled with malaria take
Beecham's Pills. positive specific. Nothing
like 1t. p cents a box.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20

IfafIlicted with sore eyes use Dr.Tsaao Thomp.
cons Eye water. Druggists sell at PIC. per bottle
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20

Practice makes perfect You can soc
lawyers and doctors walking on their
uppers for want of practice.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20

ETHEL never knew until yesterday
what good young man Mr.. Simpson
Is. L had long chat with him last
Uipht
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20
NOT so BAD.

Patient-'T've lost my appetite, doc
ior."
Doctor-"That's bad"
"Badl You wouldn't think so if you
boarded where l do"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20

There are said to be 20, 200 kinds Of
butterflies.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20
THAT ALTERED THE CASE.
Skidds-"So you are marriei?"

"NI'IVI-- % UU aIb UIdITI6lI7'
Hipple-"Y Yes.''
Skidds-"ALd yet 1t is less than six
months since you told me you had de-
termned to remain single.n
Nipple II know; but. you see.
Mamie had decided to get married. -
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20
MEN WITH TULLs.

Tramp-"11l pull his leg for a
lime"
Dentist.-''I'll pull his tooth for a
iollsr.'
lrate Ciiizen-"I'll pull his nose for
cothing."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20

Would-be Tenant like the fiat
Sery much, but l hear that the house is
haunted.
Landlord Crubhing his hands and
smlline)-My dear madam, 1 attend to
that personally. TIE ghost only ap-
pears to tenants who do not pay their
rent and refuse to move out.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20

HOOPS PILLS are a mild, gentle, painless ssI
sase and eficient cathartic. .AlwaysreliaOle' : c
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-20

Edith-How did you learn lie was a
good man.
Ethel-Oh, he told me so.
Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1892-06-22
4 no,.. E.sa, on Breath.


 A little boy in the North Side pub lie school handed in to the teacher his following composition on Our Breath:"
 Our breath is made of air. If if were not for our breath we would die. The breath keeps going through our liver, our lights and our lungs. Boys shut up in room all day should not breathe. they should wait until they get out doorz Air in a room has carbonocids ia f and carbono- eide is poisoner than mad dogs. Once some men was shut up in black hole in India, a carbonocide got into that there hole and afore morning nearly every one of them was dead. Girls wear colsets which squeeze their diagrams too much. Girls can not run and holler like boys cause their diagrams are squeezed. If was & girl I would just run and holler so my diagram would grow. That's all on breath. Minneapolis Journal
Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1892-06-22
Americnn ramiliarity.

Imagine a man of strong character and sterling worth being constantly subjected to the cheapening process of being called by every man and boy in town Billy. W a
 It is all very well within a circle of relatives, but the promiscuous car rying on of the practice outside of the family is intolerable. After week at the mountains or seashore a party of young people who have never heard of each other before will call each other by their first names with a reckless disregard for the proprie- ties, which to well educated and cultivated person is little short of ab solute rudeness.
 Particularly does this apply when an ordinary acquaintance insists upon calling a young married woman Mary" or Bertha. For a young man to do this at once stamps him as ignorant of good form and guilty of an unpardonable liberty.
 Every one who has reached his or her majority is entitled to courteous form of address. The individual who forgets this is presuming upon the intimacies of childhood, and still continuing to address them as boy and girl is practically an avowed foe to good manners. = Philadelphia Times
Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1892-06-22
History of a Silver Mine.

There is silver mine near Sarhad, in Afghan territory. which has cri- rious history. Three men were sent from that country to Cabpl. the reS- dence of the ameer. to be executed for an offense against the state. They told the ameer that if he would let them off they would tell him where he could find abundant sup plies of silver. The ameer deferred the execution and sent them under guard to Ekansham. where they went to work digging. They and the men who were put to work with them dug for twenty days, finding nothing. The ameer's officer told them at length that they could dig for seven days more. and if they did not find silver within that time the sentence of death would be carried out. The next day they came to a very rich vein of silver, and now about a hundred men are employed in the mine. which has been visited by an English traveler.-New York SrIn
Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1892-06-22
ALLsToN,s ADVICE.
Correct Drawiag Is Essentiai se Every
 Successful Art Student. is


 Correct DrHwiag Is Essentinl ss Every
 Successful Art stadeut.
 Among some hitherto unpublished "reminiscences of Washington Allston, the painter, in Scribner's, occurs the following advice to students: a
 A painter may be blest with ev"ry gift of nature, but unless he hss ac- quired the art of design he can nc Sr express himself. If you would not bs tormented by a consciousness of hay ing noble and beautiful conceptions to which you cannot give birth, you must give much of your time to drawing. For this purposeI should recommend course of study some what different from what is gener. ally pursued. l would devote my at tention principally to outline. It is perhaps well enough to learn how to make a finished drawing. but when you have once done that your time had better be spent in making draw ings of the figure in highly studied outline only. W arc aoe
 My own practice is to make a fin ished outline always before touching the brush to canvas. I draw the out line of such figures as l intend to drape. making out the figure as nicely as if it were to be painted naked. l take a large, rough piece of common chalk, which makes a broad mark, and then with my finger or bit of bread can rub out a portion and thus get little more or little less much better than by using fine point. When l have arranged the contour of my figure or head l trace the final outline with umbcr. l would recommend your studying your out line as highly as if it were not to be disturbed. but when you paint use your brush as freely as if you had no outline to go by. essl
 This is the only way to avoid the hardness of effect which is apt to arise from close study of the outline l frequently paint my figures over the outline and let my background en- croach upon the contour of the figure again several times in the conrse of the painting
 The process of shading with challs or pencils Is. more strictly speaking, painting. but 1t IS painting with the very worst of materials know of no better exercise in drawing than, the study of Fiasman's "Illustra- tions," and l would make 1t a rule to copy two or three figures from them every day This of course recon; mend as an initiatory study. After you have acquired readiness of giv< ing the air and spirit of the figure, preserving the proportions, you will then have recourse to nature and thd antique with great advantage.
Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1892-06-22
a1an.s Third Eye.

We must bear in mind that man retains in his anatomy not few remnants and vestiges of organs which. no longer serviceable or re- quired by humanity. yet played and still play in lower life many impor- tant parts The pineal gland of our brain is such a structure. Descartes allocated the soul to this gland. Now we know it is simply vestige of a median eye, which once upon a time, in our far back ancestry, existed on the top of the head, and which, for that matter of it. still exists as an eye in some fishes and in certain liz s.-Illustrated London News.
Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1892-06-22
The Music os Thunder.

The bass of thunder is considerably lower than the lowest sound produced in an orchestra-below the zero of music We call it. at which all positive apprehension of musical sound ceases, and our senses are merely conscious of a roar. In observing the music of thunder our attention. however, may be most proftably directed to the ex- pression rather than to the notes, The musical diminuendois is more per fectly represented by thunder than by any other form of sound in na- ture. After the first clap is over tho ear will pursue with pleasure the rolling away and gradual fainting of the peal. until at immeasurable dis tance 1t sinks into silence.-Good Words.
Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1892-06-22
R.rlnr for . wlf. ln slnx.por..

In Singapore the bridegroom must secure h.s bride in race, and this custom of bride chasing is quite com mon throughout southern and eastern Asia In Singapore a circular course Is marked out, half of which is tray ersed by the maiden ere the word is given for the would be possessor to go ir pursuit, in the hope of over taking her before she has thrice com passed the circle; that achieved she has no choice but to take the victor for her lord.
 The water chases in canoes, an other marriage ceremonial of Singa- pore, is very similar to, the foot race and both are usually of short dr,ra- ton. for the fair quarry is only too willing to be caught London Stand ard.
Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1892-06-22
Bay Rum.

The best bay rum is manufactured from an essential oil distilled from the leaves of the West Indian myrtle tree. An inferior quality is made from the leaves of the English hay of laurel. The West Indian plant will not grow in this climate, and can only be seen in hothouses. but it's fragrance Is very remarkable. and it is said that the tree can be detected in a forest ut distance of hundreds of feet by the perfume of it's leaves. Interview in St Louis Globe Dem- crat.
Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1892-06-22
When the Mlna Re.tr.

In private conversation one day one of Chicago's oldest and most learned physicians gave utterance to the following:
 Why is it that when we see a person gazing fSedly for several moments at a certain point on the floor or in the street we say he or she is thinking hard about some, thingl Nine times in ten a person thus engaged or discouraged = Is thinking of nothing. A. such times, if you only know it. the mind is nap ping and there is no thought. Prob ably one of the oldest fads--and it seems to be nothing consists of persons when at such times they are asked what they are doing say ing thinking hard"
 In the large majority of cases when a person is thinking hard or in- tently the eye roams from one object to another and the hands and feet are moving more or less.
 The busiest and hardest working brain insists on taking momentary maps several times a day. Just be- fore dropping of" into one of these maps the mind commands the eye to fix itself upon some object, thus usually insuring the holding of the head and probably every part of the body quiet. Then the mind catches its little nap. These little mind maps or flashes of rest may never be more than twenty seconds long, and yet they have been discovered to do the mind a wonderful amount of good They never come to the deranged mind. and it has also been discovered that the supposedly sound mind which does not take them is on the verge of insanity. Exchange.
Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1892-06-22
s,oe, y.ra, pr,d. wouna,d..

Two men at the stockyards got into heated discussion the other day over the law of supply and de- mand, and one of them said:
 There isn't any use in arguing with man who doesn't understand the elementary principles. You don't even know what syllogism is.
 ',I'll bet fifty dollars" replied the other. purple with rage. that our packing house turns out more cans of 'em in one day than the one you're working in does in month i"-Chi- cago Tribune.
Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1892-06-22

We have the best assortment and choicest line of ladies' Oxfords and slippers that we ever carried. We can show some styles that are now all the rage in the large cities. Do not send away for your shoes or buy elsewhere until you see our stock. We can suit the finest taste and save you money besides. D. J. Sullivan & Go. If
Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1892-06-22
pu,,,nr Shoe, on Pet psr..

The latest whim for the owners of dogs is to make them wear shoes in the house for the purpose of protect ing the polished floors They are made of chamois. with leather soles. New York Sun.
Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1892-06-22
Book Found.

Sheriff Lowry has a valuable book in his possession which was found, and which the owner can have by calling at his office. If
Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1892-06-22
For Sale,

A four-horse team, wagon and har- ness,-all in first-class condition. Inquire at City Feed Yard. 2t