Morning journal and courier. [volume] (New Haven [Conn.]) 1848-1894, 1892-03-23
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Shopper-Are those fast colorsl Clerk
We'll, I should say as much! You just
wash it once and see how they'll rum
Boston Courier.
Friend-Do you permit your wife to have
her own way7 Husband (positively)-No,
sir; she has it without my permission
Detroit Free Press.
'I hear that Flareup got mad with you
this morning and called you everything" !"
Eyes; but got the better of him. I call
ed him nothing. Puck.
The groom-I can't see that check your
father placed among the wedding presents
The bride-Papa is SO absent-minded. He
lit his cigar with it.-Life.
"Oh, girle There's trampl" Care you
sure3" eyes. Don't you see himl" "Now
we will have someone to try our new cook
ing g-school biscuit on. n."-Washingtou Star.
Inspector-What is your idea of model
tenement house for the poora Capitalist
One that will pay it's owner thirty five per
cent. on his investment.-Somsrvill Jour-
nal.
A.-Excuse me, dear friend. 1 am mo-
mentarily O little embarrassed, and.
B.-You lucky mani I have been greatly
embarrassed for long time.-Fliegende
Blasster.
rlr6t CnlcaSO Iubu NcOuuUeullaily yD-1t
seems to be utterly impossible to abate
the smoke nuisance. What shall we 3oi
Second Chicago man (cheerilyl-Boast of
it.-Puck.
"Do you believe in marrying for lover
| said Mrs. Bleecker of New York to Mrs.
Drestbeef of Chicago. "Oh, yes; once in a
while," replied the Chicago woman
Brooklyn Life.
"How's business nowi" Bevel (carpen-
| ter}-It's been pretty dull, but 1 expect q
| good job soon. I heard Urgleigh say yes,
| terday that he had house that just suits
him.-Boston Transcript.
| Snodgrass-If aerial navigation is ever
a success. balloon lines will be the most
| fashionable means of transportation.
Snively-How do you knowa Snodgrass
Because balloons are swell affairs
Detroit Free Press.
"Well, I guess you will know me next
time you see me-" said the man at whom
Chollie had unconsciously stared for ten
minutes. II may know you, my good
man, but I'm suah I shshn't wecognaiss
yon, doncher know" was Chollie's crush,
ing answer.-Iudianapoli Journal.
Father-Now, Fritzchen, wouldn't you
like to be a captain and order people abou,
like uncle doesa Fritzchen (ruminating)-
OQ, no. KNOW WuaJ SuOulC
like. Father-Well3 Fritzchen-Fd rather
be mamma, and make you and uncle and
everybody do as I wanted them.-Didas
kalia.
A sailor, about being married, could
not find change enough for the parsons
fees. The reverend gentleman, unwilling
to tie the couple without the accustomed
fees, demurred. Jack, placing his hand il
his pocket, drew out few shillings, say
ing, 'Never mind, sir, marry US as far as
it will go."-Tid-B Bits.
Mrs. Oldun-Yes, indeed, children are
great trial. You love your little Mani,
here and think you couldn't do withou
her. But if you had never had her yo1
wouldn't know the difference. Little Ma
mie with startling emphasis)-Well,
guess I'd know the difference!--Pharma
ceutical Era.
Benny (very humbly)-I am sorry 1 wal
naughty, grandpa, and / The presi
dent (very iercely)-See here, young man
do you think you can call me bad Eame
and kick my hat all over the floor just be
cause you are a little angryi No, sir
You've got to apologize. Benny-Oh, le
up on that Chilli business, won't you grand
pai-Puck.