The Hazel Green herald. [volume] (Hazel Green, Wolfe County, Ky.) 1885-19??, 1892-06-03
LEE couNTY.
America Amaigams.

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In general when we hear of any great
invention being made that is destined e
reyolutionize the economic and political
conditions Of the country, we naturally
expect the inventor to be distinguished
sayant. or az least an inhabitant of Bos-
ton or some other sacred city of the
North. The prevailing opinion seems
10 be that emo good can come out OF
Nazareth" and that the people north OF
the Ohio river have a cinch on all i'm
movements and discoveries. A discov-
ery, or rather an invention, the impor-
lance of which can not be, exaggerated,
has, however, been made by simple in
habitant of this county-Prof. +. X.
Chambers, son of ex-Judge Chambers
which will simplify the present political
muddle by eliminating the Farmers Al
lance rs a factor in politics. Thanks to
Prof. Chambers invention, the granger
will not stand deuce high in the game to
be played in the November election, or,
rs the professor enthusiastically remarks,
"he will not be i'm it at all" The dis
covery to which | allude, is method OF
taking certain elements from the soil
and combining them with certain other
elements or constituents from the air,
water and sunshine, and thus producing
grain of various kinds without waiting
for the slow process of nature. Prof.
Chambers, or Lige, as he is commonly
called, has already succeeded in produc-
ing wheat at cost of ten cents bushel
that was graded at the Chicago elevators
as AL. The professor expects to soon
simplify the invention 80 "a to produce
No article of family -four at a cost of
81 per barrel.
Society has been enlivened during the
past week by the presence of some
Of Wolfe county's fairest bellies. The
Misses Sora and Cora Horton, daughters
of the County School Superintendent,
have been visiting with their cousin, j.
+. Horton, on Upper Bear Creek, and
their uncle, J. F. White, of America,
while their cousin, the charming Miss
Cora, has been visiting with her uncle,
Elder NJ. Tyler, of Freytag's Creek.
We all in this section are uncultured and
uncouth in many ways, but our hearts
are leal and true, and we will remember
them kindly while life shall last and
hope to be remembered by them. In the
words of the poet,
"Tears fell the morn they started
From eyes unused to weep"
and we hope to have the pleasure Of See
ing them again soon and often. Let
them be assured that for them the latch
string will always hang out, and they
can depend upon always having both
chairs when they come, and should they
bring escorts with them, we will give
them-the escorts-the floor to spit on.
The churches in this section are pros.
pering and the preachers report large ac-
cessions to their numbers. This is as it
should be. While we do not believe
this world to be vestibule, with double
doors TO hell and narrow ladder by
which few Of the thinner sort may as
cend to heaven, yet we do know that the
Creator deserves much of us, and de-
cent regard for his church and people
will help us considerably in the wind'up.
The coming convention is attracting
much attention from our people, and
while we have a great admiration for
Cleveland, we doubt the propriety of
nominating him. AS for Hill, he has
certainly learned that it is bad policy to
still hunt with brass band attachment.
America, May %. MACK.