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The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-11-17

elf were you, Birdwhistle. would
not take ink internally. AS bever-
age, just at this time, it is not recon-
mended,'' said Mr.. Tompkins.
Mrs. Birdwhistle was the next victim
of the malignant fountain pen.
She was dressed to go out shopping,
and, remembering that she had to make
a list of her purchases, undertook to
use the automatic pen. AS it had a
stubborn fit, she unscrewed the end,
and blew in it. 1t was loaded, and
ruined finery to the extent of at least
two hundred dollars which had to be
added to the expense account. The
magic fountain pen went out the win
dow, in search of fresh victims.
The matter was too serious to joke
about, but Birdwhistle said very SOL
EMMY that he believed that if Satan had
presented Job with one of these magic
fountain pens. instead of affecting him
the way he did, he (Satan) would have
had a walkover.
'It's a mystery to me-" said Tomp-
kins. 81 have used fountain pens for
years, and they worked all right. Per-
haps the planet Mars has something to
do with it. Everything has gone wrong
since Mars has been prowling around.
But. seriously. Birlwhistle. I'm sorry
suggested a fountain pen to YOU
Its not your fault, To1nphihs, and
you may be sure that no such trifie as a
fountain pen shall ever mar our friend
ship. although it cost me about five
hundred dollars. not including the
original quarter Lpaid for it.
"By the way, there is another item of
expense. We have talking parrot,
and while trying to write have used
language which, own. was rather i'm
proper. The parrot learned to swear
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-11-17
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER Il, 1892.
FOR spEAKER-p. II, TURRELL

FOR SPEAKER-O. Il. TCRRELL.
The GAZETTE takes extreme pleasure
in presenting the name of Hon. 0. B.
Turrell, of Redwood county, to the
Republican majority of the house of
representatives of the next Minnesota
Legislature for the speakership. It
does SO with peculiar pride for Mr..
Turrell and for the county which he
has been again called upon to repre-
sent. 1t does so with knowledge of
the important duties that are incum-
bent upon a. gentleman occupying
such an important position, and what
is better with knowledge that Mr..
Turrell is more than fitted for the po
sition. A master of parliamentary law,
cool and clear-headed, his decisions
will always be on the side of justice.
Careful in taking a position he accepts
it with determination that it is right
and that he will maintain it to the last.
His appearance in the chair will com
mand respect and dignity, and even
the members of the unterrifed and
the Populists will treat him with the
courtesy and respect due the man and
place even should the Speakers
gavel compel them to. The Repub-
lican members, notably Mr.. Allen J.
Greer, of Wabasha. aud others, who
were members of the legislature of
1891, and who are not candidates for
the speakership, will take great pleas
ure in gathering around Mr.. Turrell's
standard and electing him to the high
and exalted position of Speaker of the
Legislature that will return G. X.
Davis to the U. S. Senate.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-11-17

poem back was when he forgot to in
close postage stamps. Even his ode
"The Lost Umbrella was returned
with thanks.
This, however, does not discourage
Darlington would call "a sanguinary
temperament.
One day last week Mr.. Birdwhistle
and his lifelong friend, Silas V. Tomp-
kins, were conversing about literature,
when the former took occasion to re-
mark that in one respect he was like
Gen. Grant.
''How is that?" asked Tompkins.
with me, as with Gen. Grant, in
getting up my literary productions.
cannot dictate to a stenograrher. Gen.
Grant tried it when he was writing his
life, but it was no USE He had to write
with pen. There had to be direct
connection between the brain and the
hand. otherwise the ideas would not
flow connectedly. 1t is the same way
with myself added Bir,iwhistle, who
is very egotistical.
GLOW do you write your stuff?'' asked
Tomplzins, rather irreverently.
Il write with pen and ink, but am
not satisfied with my work, because.
when l am composing, have to stop to
dip my pen in the ink and the flow of
thought is interrupted"
Eyes, 1 see; your train of thought
jumps the track and gets ditched. SO
you fail to make the connection. Why
don't you use lead pencil:''
Mr. Birdwhistle felt little hurt at
his friends fippant way of talking, but
replied, with dignity:
81 have tried a lead pencil. but when
the divine aff1atus comes over me. get
excited and bear on SO heavy that the
point breaks, and by the time l have
sharpened the pencil and tried to re-
sumo my work cannot collect my
thoughts. That's what happened to me
yesterday when l undertook to write a
humorous poem entitled: Owed to
Summer; or the Iceman's BILL
"Why don't you prod your Pegasus
with fountain pen?''
A frown gathered on Mr.. Birdwhis-
ties brow. but it passed off and he re-
piled, with animation:
IL believe that is good idea. I will
try it."
The friends parted and did not meet
again for several weeks. When they
did meet the poet was cold and reserved.
"That was very valuable advice you
gave me about trying fountain pen,' -
he said, frigidly.
Ibid the fountain pen work all right?''
''I'll tell you all about it," said Mr..
Birdwhistle, thawing out a little, and
he proceeded to narfate his experience.
He had purchased an automatic magic
fountain pen from peddler on Park
Row, who assured Mr.. Birdwhistle that
it could be fed on any brand of ink and
never get out of order-all for twenty
five cents.
Mr.. Birdwhistle was delighted with
the purchase and he hurried home to
give it trial. 1t wrote a few pages
beautifully, and then it refused to
work.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-11-17

Bro. Dare, of the Elk-River Star
News, evidently did not like the way
election went. Avoiding all comment
we find on the local page of his paper
the following:
"In the hurly-burly preceding the
political campaign the local depart
ment of the Star-News has suffered
more or less neglect. Hereafter we
propose to devote ourself exclusively
to the newspaper business, and will
give more attention to three-line news
items about John Smiths dog than to
column of stuff pertaining to
politics"
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-11-17
GOOD RUNNERS.

Our fusion friends need not be
ashamed of their running qualities.
They did far better than expected
and had they a perfect organization
might have elected some of their can
didates. Andrew Stewart was unfortu-
nate in running this -unfortu-
nate because successor to Senator
Davis must be selected-and Senator
Daviss name is household word in
Redwood county. Had it been any
other year than the so-called United
States Senatorship year Mr.. Stewart
would have ran better, and the GA
zETrE feels certain that if elected he
would have made good representa-
tive, because he is not afraid to talk
and while in the house of his friends
must naturally be leader. He, as
well as his party, must abolish one or
two ideas, the sub treasury scheme,
for instance, ere they can expect the
votes of the people. Mr.. Stewart. as
a rustling citizen, is man to be
proud of and we are. glad that he re-
sides in our county. Messrs. Haas,
McPhee and Scott were unfortunate
IN their opponents, young, rustling.
practical business men, who are re-
ceived favorably wherever they go,
bat the three Fusion candidates, con-
sidering all things, can be proud of
their run. They are certainly admir-
alb e gentlemen, and the votes given
them We're cast with the knowledge
that they We're being cast for COM
petent men. Mr.. Larson for sheriff
made a better run than his warmest
friends anticipated. His canvass was
an active one, and he must have made
a favorable impression wherever he
went. Had he been the Republican
nominee he would have gone into the
Office with a whoop and yell. Mr..
Mckirdy. for superintendent of
schools, considering the remark at
the Democratic convention that Mr..
Race could not be beaten, made good
-nroads for Democratic candidate.
Frank Birkenmeyer made remark
able run for clerk of court and he
can point to it with pride in the flu
ture. The same might be said of
Judge BALDWIN. OF course, both of
these gentlemen received quite large
number of Republican votes, but the re-
markable manner in which they kept
the Fusionists in line, was a surprise
to everybody. The election of Arnold
for commissioner in the First district
was not a surprise. Mr.. Cantine had
a large majority to overcome and all
conceded that Mr.. Arnold would hold
his followers together exceedingly we'll
The Fusionists did we'll, but the adj
vice of the GAZETTE is, never to fuse.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-11-17
EDITORIAL PEPPER SAUCE

Friend Smith, of the Lamberton
Leader. was also in it, SO far as a row
was concerned, during the late cam
paign. 1t appears that the editor of
the Cottonwood County Citizen was a
candidate for county attorney in that
county and that he is also joker. He,
together with Jolly John Hutton, of
Window, got out sample ticket with
jokes Oh and after each Republican
candidate. Bro. Smith, it appears,
SOW one Of the tickets, and taking it
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-11-17

One thing that the GAZETTE is GER
tain of--that had James G.. Blaine
been nominated for President in the
face of the clustering of the Pioneer
Press and Minneapolis Tribune, and
while he might not have carried
enough States to insure his election,
he would never haye allowed Illinois.
Wisconsin and Ohio to step out of the
Republican column. No, sir, James
e. Blaine is too good Republican
for that. This laying the defeat of
Harrison to the Mckinley bill is a
poor way of trying to get out ofigiv-
ing the real cause Harrison is too
icy to run for the Presidency.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-11-17

The GAZETTE actually believes that
the people voted against their own
interests when they voted down the
amendment to the constitution pro-
posing to tax sleeping and dining car
companies. We believe that the law
would have benefited the masses;and
we stated so before election. We be-
lieve that the daily press of the State
were bribed couple of weeks before
election to oppose it and give it the
faint of a corporation scheme with the
successful view of frightening the
voter.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-11-17
POOR BIRDWHlSTLE,
A Poets Experience with an Au-
tomato Fountain Pen.
It Was Costly Experiment., But the
Failure of the Pen Was Due Entirely
to Its Owner-llueercd by
Political DOggerel.
Especial New York Letter. |

is not generally
known that in
his leisure hours
Nj r. Henderson
b ir d w h i S t | e
writes poetry for
the periodicals.
S tr ictly speak
ing he does not
w ri tie for the
periodicals, but
at them. as al
most all of his
co t ri b utions
are re tn rned.
The only time he
did not get his
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-11-17

Perhaps it mistook you for a walk
ing delegate, and went out on a sympa-
thetic strike remarked To,np,sins,
putting his cigar.
Mr.. Birdwhistlc paid no attention to
this silly observation, but went on to
tell about the antics of his purchase. In
order to make the ink flow he made
downward jabs in the air with it, and
had some excited talk with Mrs. Bird
whistle, who called his attention to his
having ruined a tifty-dollar. carpet.
After that it did pretty well for awhile,
and then it went on another strike.
This put Mr.. Birdwhistle in bad humor,
and when his wife asked him tenderly
if he loved her as usual, for she is of a
very affectionate disposition, he replied,
petulantly: Eyes, yes, yes-how many
times do want me to say so?-yes, yes,
yes"
A scene followed anu Mrs. Bird
whistle had to be placated with seal
skin sacque at an expense of two hun
dred dollars. This amount, added to
the cost Of the carpet, made the pen
quite expensive. 1t also made Bird
whistle pensive.
II am sorry, but you didn't buy the
right kind of a pen," said Tompkins.
II don't blame you in the least, Temp
kins," replied Birdwhistle, who went
on to tell how he unwound the stopper
at the end of the pen and tried to make
the ink flow by suction with the result
that he swallowed about a teaspoonful
Of writing fluid that tasted like creo-
sote, and how he went around saying
ska! kali and swearing.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-11-17

It did not take the official count to
decide the election of Michael NJ.
Madigan, D. L. Bigham, Geo. Hough-
master and DIR. CrandaIl.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-11-17

One-half of the Me and Mike COM
bination was elected to the legislature
in Ramsey county-Me was elected to
go and Mike was elected to remain at
home.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-11-17

The GAZETTE sincerely hopes that
our esteemed fellow citizen Mr.. G.. p.
Greene will either receive a portfolio
or consulship. Party service owes
him that.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-11-17

Baby Ruth for a campaign cry
knocks Baby Mckee all hollow-al-
though the latter does sound more
musical
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-11-17

Ignatius Donnelly-Another dollar
verdict. Where is Caesars Column?
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-11-17

BE LOADED.
like trooper, and so that the family
will not be disgracel when visitors call
my wife had to give away a parrot
worth forty dollars
what did you try to write with the
penn
II started out to write a campaign
poem in honor of Grover Cleveland. 1t
would have been gem if the pen had
not gone back on me. 1t begins this
way:
"'Oh Cleveland Our hope and our pride.
Who will carry New York and Brooklyn he.
Sides
''You can substitute Harrison for
Cleveland. SO this will do for either, or
both. political parties"
''That will do said To,npkins, hold
ing his ears. "Now know what was
the matter with the pen. Some of your
divine afiatus. or divine hiatus. got into
it and qucered it. The pen was hoo
doed.''
''Mr. Tompkins, said Biri!whistle, in a
fury, never presume to speak to me
again. Is there nothing sacred in your
eyes?" and he stalked off. suffering from
rage.
And the moral is: "You can do what
you please to poet, and he will not
mind, but poke fun at his Pegasus, or
his divine afflatus or hiatus, and he is
done with you forever"
Tompkins and Birdwhistle viii never
speak again as they pass by.
ALEX e. SWEET.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-11-17
No Faint Heart About Him.

Jennie (reprovinglyl-But were not
under the mistletoe now. Jack!
Jack (unabashed) $50 much the nicer.
Puck.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-11-17

Dan Lawler made better run than
any Democratic candidate heretofore
has in a Presidential year.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-11-17

Judge French is confident that he
can do business on %.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-11-17

Frank Birkenmeyer to j. L. Byram
Shake Jim, you done we'll.
jim to Frank-Thanks, so did YOU
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-11-17

Again, Grover Cleveland has car
ried Texas.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-11-17

Redwood boys to George Duerre-
Congratulations! Shake! You are a
brick!
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-11-17

Ed. Possessing a song Of three
votes.