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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-03

What is the crowd gathered around
yonder at the shore?
Something that has been cast in by the
waves.
Don't they know what it is?
No; they can not tell whether it is
lady's bonnet or young devil fish.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-03

During the dog-day season, the drain OF
nervous and vital energy may be counter
acted by the use of Ayers Sarsaparila.
In purifying the blood, it acts as superb
corrective and tonic, and enables the
system to defy malarial and other climatic
influences,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-03

Judge (who is baldheaded)- half what
the witnesses testify against you is true,
your conscience must be as black as your
hair.
Prisoner-If mans conscience is regu-
lated by his hair, then your honor hasn't
got any conscience at all.--Pick- Me Up.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-03
4 Lost Fisherman.

A fisherman sat so long by pool
That a grapevine grew on his back
And bound him fast to his messy stool
With bonds that lie conli not crack.
And though men may smile when this
tale is heard,
That it's'true | pledge them fi5herman's
word.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-03

The best Salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblains
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required. 1t
is guaranteed to give peri set satisfaction,
or money refunded. Price rs cents per
b,x For sale &c. NJ. Creamer's.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-03
FOR TINE CAM PAICN

The Twice.aWeek st. Louis Republic
will be mailed each Tuesday and Friday,
from now until November Both, 1892, for
only 40 cents. 1t is great semi-weekly
paper, and will he indispensable during
the campaign. An extra copy will be
sent free to November 30th, to the sender
Of each club of five, with 81. Send for a
package of sample copies and raise q club.
Address the Republic, st. Louis, Mo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-03

Ayers Ague Cure never fails TO neutral
lze the peisons Of malaria, and eradicate
them from the system. This preparation
is purely vegetable, contains no harmful
ingredients, and, if taken according to
directions, Is warranted to cure fever and
ague. Try it.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-03

Midgely-I don't think much OF the
Rev. Mr.. Lowtone.
Widgely-What' the matter now?
Midgely-You heard him preach against
profanity last Sunday?
Widgely-Yes.
Midgely-Well, look at him on the other
side of the street, carrying his umbrella
by the middle.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-03
No COncealm ent.

He-A woman can't conceal her feel
ings.
She-Can't, Ell; she can kiss woman
she hates.
He Yes; but she doesn't fool the
woman any.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-03

1t will cost you nothing ard will surely
do you good, il you have cough, cold or
any trouble with throat, chest or lungs.
Or. Kings New Discovery for consump.
ton, coughs and colds Is guaranteed to
give relief, or money will be paid back.
Sufferers from la grippe found it just the
thing and under its use had a speedy and
perfect recovery. Try sample bottle at
our expense and learn for yourself just
how good thing it is. Trial bottles free
at O. M. Creamer's drug store. Large
size 80 cents and 81.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-03

Rivers-This new comet, it seems, has
eight tails. What use has comet for
eight tails2
Banks-Perhaps it was fly time when 1t
started out.-Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-03

Judge-You were seen, sir, to place an
obstruction in front of Broadway sur
face car which resulted in throwing that
car off the track. What was your object !?
Prisoner-May il please the court, l
wanted to get on.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-03

Miss Kansasitty Ito her pa)-Did you
see the occultation of Mars?
Pa-Gosh, no; don't pretend to keep
track OF everything your ma buys since
we struck it rich in pork
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-03
Miles Nerve q Liver Pills.

Act on new neutrality-suspicious. the
liver, stomach and bowels through the
nerves. A new discovery. DR.. Miles
Pills speedily cure biliousness, bad taste,
torpid liver, piles, constipation. Un-
eQualled for men, women, children.
Smallest, mildest, surestl so doses, rs cts.
Samples Free at A. O. Ireland's.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-03

80 you have tramped all the way from
New York;"
Eyes, sir"
Couldn't you get employment thereP"
mo. came pretty near having place
in u Bowery restaurant"
What prevented you?"
81 couldn't learn the language. Wash
ington Star.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-03

Mr.. Standardoil-Is it my daughter you
want or is it her money?
Tobias Howens (amateur champion, hun
dred yards)-Mr. Standardoil, you surprise
me. You know very well that I'm an
amateur athlete.
Mr.. Observation-Disclosures that got to do
with it?
Tobias Howens-A great deal, sir. It
debars me from taking part in any event
for money.-London Tit-Bits.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-03
OpDOrtunjty for a Career,

Huh sneered Willie. YOU'RE nothin'
but girl. You can't never be president.
No, lut can be the presidents wife,
retorted Sukey, proudly, and tell people
how to make apple dumplings
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-03

Jack-My experience leads me to think
woman prefer ugly men to handsome
ones.
Jessie-No doubt.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-03

A correspondent says the little Queen of
Holland is devoted to pet animals and likes
to run. She must be strange child.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-03

You ought to be very glad your corns
are cured, said the pessmsrs wife.
l suppose SO, replied the pessimist, but
now can't tell when it's going to rain.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-03
The Girl is Alright.

The right sort Of girl doesn't care
whether her engagement ring costs $50
or so cents, but lfer relatives soon find out.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-03
TrienninI GOnciayc, knights Temp
lar. Held at Denver. Colo. Aug.
9th. to Ilth. ISOg.

9th. to 18th. 1909.
From July 25, to August 10, incu-
sive the A., r. & S. F. will sell tickets to
Denver and return at one lowest first-class
fare Q7.S0.) Tickets will have a transit
limit of five days in each direction, and
final limit of Oct. 10, 1892. After reach
ing the fret Colorado common point
en- route. tickets will be honored any time
within final limit between Pueblo, Colo
RADIO Springs and Denver, inclusive. on
either going or returning trips. After
execution, which may be made at any
one of the three points mentioned, the
five days returning transit limit (Which
must not exceed October 10, however,
will apply. Call on W. NJ. SMITH, City |
and Depot Ticket Agent.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-03
Ambitious.

! would not care to be a king.
| envy not their state:
But | confess I'd like to be
A walking delegate.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-03

SPECIAL RUN No. 10.
GREATEST VALUE ON EARTH.
Tyler's Famous Antique Oak Roll Cur
tain Desk complete, see special circulars.
No. 4OO4, 8 #. 6 in. long, net $1,000
No, 4OO9, A #, Sin. S2I OO
No. 4O1O, 5 #. long, " $500
Also see new $50 page catalogue for
1892. Great cut OF about 40 per cent from,
former list. BOOKS FREE, postage loo.
Shipped from St. Louis, No., or indianapolis, Ind,
BANK COUNTERS A SPECIALITY,
We refer to every Bank In Thirty States.
TYLER DESK CO., st. Louis, Mo.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-03
aAR. ANNUAL MEAN. YEAR. ANNUAL MEAN.

The annual monthly values will show the
distribution of temperature through the
year.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-03

governor II Bradford Prince, Prof Hiram
hadley, Elias S. Slower, Amado Chaves,
Prof P. !. Schneider,
supt. OF Public Instruction. .Amado Chaves
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-08-03
AT THE GATEWAY OF THE NATIONAL PARK,

The Worlds Only santariumstascal for Tou
and Health Seeker.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-08-15
CAPITAL AND LABOR.

LAST January conference was held
in Columbus. Ohio, between employers
and laborers TO consider existing con.
dltions. In March n similar meeting
was held ut Toledoy A report Of the
work performed at both meetings was
recently. published In the Bt1ho,hsod
Sdcra and signed by Washington
Giadden, General Blinkerhofr, OF Mans.
field, o., ana the Rev. sydney Strong,
OF Mt. Vernon.
The first question discussed at both
these conferences was as follows;
"D) you think that tho present
relations Of employers and laborers are
satisfactory" Tho response to this was
almost unanimously ia the negative,
but the general opinion was that chs
unsatisfactory conditions could be
compared. Several snccesiul en-.
ployes ndmi tied that competition Ia
often made an instrument OF injustice,
and that the lowest prica Mt which
labor can be obtained ~ not always a
lust price. 1t Va not Hlw nys just 10 buy
labor M cheap az possible and sell pro-
ducts Ia the highest market. One
large employer said che hoped public
opinion would eventually brand MS
lisreputahle any one who has eocumu-
lated large ,Ortune from the employ.
mcnt Of those wh1 remain poor despite
their best Efforts"
PrOtit-sharing was discussed. This
sysi.n brought out some conflicting
opinions. Even labor leaders ditrno,
endorse 1t, on the ground that II would
destroy labor unions, The sense oil
both meetings was that while plausible
In theory 1t would prove difficult in
practice.
In discussing tho relation Of gov.
ornmont 20 capital aud labor, the seuti-
ment VI the lattor's representatives, in.
rlined 10 some form OF Bellamyi ism OF
So,ialism. But IN the matter OF trans.
portatiou such M railways, telegIaphs,
telephones, ETC., the labor men were
almost unanimous ga the idea that
they should h. controlled by tho State
The capitalists did not take this view.
Their opposition arose from the belief
that such un innovation would still
Turner corrupt polltic'. They, how
cv,r, believed that something should
be done to improve tie present system
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-08-15
MORE VIOLENCE.

ANOTHER strike has occaAioned q vio-
lent outbreak. This time II Ia in tho
State Of New York. The contestants
consist OF the Erie and Lehigh Valley
Railway Company on the one side
aud Its etriking switchmen on the
other. The conflict develops all the
recklessness with regard TO human life
and the rights Of property that
was recontly exhibited Mt Homestead
and Cnur d'Alone.
The mischief that can be wrought In
such n struggle Is immense. In the
n at place, green swilchmon taking the
places Of the strikers are liable, for
want OF experience, to preclpitate accl-
dents by which many lives and much
property may be sacrificed. Add to
this the fact that the strikers
are throwing switches, by which
means freight and passenger trains
are being ditched. They are also
using the torch, with which they are
burning whole trains OF merchandise,
destroying buildings and com hitting
other diabolisms. Parts OF ira ins are
being uncoupled that they may dash
down steep grades aud smash into cars.
This Ia terrible work. such conduct
must stop, but how can tho cessation be
brought about?
II the company, which says 1t has
been running It's business Mt loss un.
der the old condition., yield to the de-
mands OF the swi tchmen because OF
the violent attacks made upon its
property and upon tho lives Of limo
cont people who have nothing TO do
with the issue, the moral effect
would 10 bad. II would amount
TO an admission that labor
can obtain its demands by
recourse to destructive aud bloody
methods, which would become cpl
demic throughout the country and no
one would be able to tell wnen the emu
would come or what II would be.
The sheriff IL reported to he powcrless
10 stop tho lawless depredations OF The
strikers anl their sympaIhi1eTs. He
Ia likely 10 continue In that condition
Of helplessness. There seems to he u
probability OF the military forces Of the
State being called into requlsition.
And all this brings the people into
antagonism with the government, and
the effect Is bad all around and BODIES
no good to the country.
Within few weeks scenes Of this
deplorable character have been enacted
In Ave Of the sovereign States
Tennessee, Wyoming, Pennsylvania,
Idaho and New York, These cousli.
tute fraction over one.ninth OF the
States composing the Union. This fact
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-08-15
A ROYAL PROCLAMATION.


WE find the following singular docu.
ment Ia the Samoa Times Of June Goth,
which Is Published partly In English
and partly In Samoan. II needs no
explanation but shows how far kingly
authority exteuds In the Islands OF the
Southern seas:
"wHEREAS through m ERROR In
reckoning the people oftho,o Islands have
hitherto been using the WRONG DAY
aud DATE as Jgdgod by OUR TRUE
POSITION in LONGITUDE now
THEREFORE, TO RECTltN THIS
ERROR, aud In accordance with tho ex-
pressed desire OF the Nun iclpal Council
Of Apla aud my Government, II Is hereby
proclaimed aud ordered that TUESDAY
the OH OF JULY NEXT by present
reckoning hall be called MONDAY The
ijhof JULY, and tho days aud dates In
tho niiurc shall DO rcc,onod In succession
from that day. That Is, there shall be
two days noNt month called MONDAY
tho I,h OF JULY. MALIETOA,
King OF Samoa.
"MuLNuu, June lGlh, lsl2-n
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-08-15
THE SAN FRANCISCO \ SALT LAKE
RAILWAY.

In relation to the projected railroad
between this city and the Pacific Coast
the san Francisco Chronicle has the
following;
"rhc san Francisco and Great Salt
Lake Railway Ia stiii undergoing tho In
cubating process. Tho details Of tho plans
Of procedure arc still being considered,
and tho stock subscriptions are yet re-
ialncd as secrets and being solicited
privately. when the promoters are ready
there will be grand announcement aud
everything will be revealed. The pro-
.poc,ua Of tho road will DO issued. sub.
riplIon books oponad To the public aud
the plans made known, all nj once. This
may happen In one wcok aud It may bo
delayed two or three weeks. The present
delay Is mainly due to the tact that some
expected large subscriptions Of stock are
awaiting either the return 81 capitalists
whose names AFRO wanted or the making
up OF their minds about IL. Tnon tho
prospectus may suner a few minor
changes.
"lt has been the Idea from the start 10
go before tho public with n largo list of
subscriptions by rich citilons M starter,
aud Il Is intima,cd that this starter will
be- surprisingly large both 10 lts total
amount and Ia the size Of some Of the
subscriptions by local moncyod mon.
The encouragement received 10 far has
been all or moro than was expected. No
figures have boon givon out, but It has
been intimeted by people intimately as
soclsted with tho enterprise that the
| amount Of tho private subscriptions 10
stock may approach a million dollars.
"rho Judgmon, OF tho leaders in the
enterprise has differed much on some
points. ono Of ,Rcse ia tho minimum
amount OF stock subscriptions with which
tho company can go to the inonoy market
with it, bonds. Some say that 81, l25,0OO
viii DO sufficient, and the Judgments Of
the others range upward to S5,0OO,OOo as
the least backing that would secure tor
tho bonds any favorable consideration
aud fair price. |, Is expected tNt many
OF the bonds will bo sold In this city and
State. opinion was also divided ON the
question OF whether tho through road or
local competing limos should receive first
consideration. Tins question has been
decided In favor Of building tho through
llno first. Altogether the present situa-
ton IA very Encouraging"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-08-15
pECREAsE IN FAMILIES.

TnE decrease in American families
has been a subject OF much regret
among those who desire the welfare oi
this country. We do not know that
the alleged facts concerning II have
ever been seriously disputed. The
Popular Sc enco Monthly for August
contains tomo Lessons from the census
by Carroll ID. Wright, which viii ciicc.
tually sci Mt rest any controversy on
the subject. According to his citations
Il appears that IN 1850 the average
family consisted Of 800 persons. From
this there has been u gradual decrease,
II being In 1860 5.2s, In 1870 SOB, In
1850 5.0i, and In 1890 4.9i.
Looking at the different geographical
divisions, !, Ia found that this rule holds
true except In the Western division,
where the average size Of the
family has risen from AIS In 1850
to ASS in 1890, the increase
having been steady through the
intermediate decades. This result
would have been expected, Of
course, on account Of the set.
Element OF tho West in the laat few
years, the population having increased
rapidly and being more and more
brought TO the family basis, Instead
Of that OF single individuals OF young
families settling in Western Terrific.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-08-15

the distance. ~ any other means OF
conveyance war limited. He was n
unu ~ more than ordinary ability
aud OF sterling Integrity Of character,
Democratic In political convictions,
thoughtful aud liberal In sentiment.
lie believed that humanity was the
only religion aud love tho only priest.
In his last lucid moments he expressed
a wisb that no minister should be Ia.
vited TO oiiiciate Mt his last earthly
rites.
He graduated with high honors at
Dartmouth College, New Hampshire,
aud Ia early manhood engaged IN
teaching school. Among his pnuers be
has preserved n commission given him
by Governor Thomas Barlin, signed by
Secretary OF State Lyman Trumbuli,
which elected him 10 the Office Of sur.
geon OF tho c0hort, Nauvoo Legion, In
1871. He wae married twice, first 10 u
Mrs. White, daughter OF ID. Hihbard,
and q sister.ln-lhw Of the late NJ. ~.
Morrill,, with whom he lived out n
short time. Second 10 Mrs. Elizab-th
Rove, mother of the late Mrs. g..
Edmunds. The second Mr.. Weld was
kind hearted aud charitable lady, and
her death vas mourned by all who had
the , easure N kniwlng her.
The doctor knew all about the Nor.
mon troubles, the killing OF Joseph
aud Hyrum Smith, the burning Of the
temple, etc. He was curious In some
respects, having preserved copies OF
newspapers dated back to 1888. He
might have attained greater age had
he not met with tue dread dieease Ia
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-08-15
ANOTHER PIONEER GONE.
Venerable Dir. John y. Weld Dies at
I'M Advanced Age.

We have been requested to copy the
following frcm the Nauvoo bacpeHd.
ent, ~ tie deceased gentleman here
noticed has been good friend t.
many Of our peopl.:
Dr.. John Il. Weld, perhaps the old
tst pioneer in the county, died at 3
%. n. lost Thursday, NJ the home OF
Thomas ". Kelly, Ia Sonora tow ship,
where he has ueen making his home
for tlheen years, aged 80 years, 7
months md II days, lie was born in
Berkshire, Vermont, d mi eF lIlh,
lsOs. lie was well know trr u bout
the county, having me here m early
as 1851, first iettling at 81.
Mary's, where he rrnhiuei TOT
snort time Us n pyacuciug ply
siciau. He became dissatisfied There
and went 10 Nauvoo, having been called
by the slckness OF Hiram kimbsll
Thought some Of locating there but
finally went 10 Fort Madison, thence to
West Point, Iowa, ana returned 20 ST.
Mary's by way Of Carthage. Hewaked
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-08-15

Employees did not object TO the eight
hour day provided Il could he made
universal. Many favored arbitration
under Government auspices In labor
troubles.
II was pretty generally agreed that
labor was by no means the only source
q wealth, neither was capital. Bfainp
We're the great factor, aud should be-
classed before either capital or
labor in wealth production. IL
was also concluded that equality does
not EXIT la human capacities Or con-
dilions. But tho strong are In duty
bound to help the weak. IL was
agreed that large hunters OF native
born wofklngmcn, were being nlienni.
ed from churches and religious inhu.
onces, while foreigners we're more
indeutihej with them. Labor organi-
zitiona were not condemned by the
employers, while the labOrera insisted
that they were a necessity. Speaking
on the subject the Springfield Rcpub'
lean sayA;
at was QUO OF tho boat outoomos o.
those conferences nt Colum bus and Tole-
do, that instead u insistonce on tho old
economic dogmas that competition Is the
only law and the equivalent Of supply
aud demand, the only gospel. the higher
principle Of mutual confidence, respect
and sacrifice seemed to bo getting The
botior, however slowly, Of tho anti
Christian law Of that personal solishnoss,
which whether In tho doggcd will OF the
employer or tho employed, will DO ever
insisting on personal rishtsto the disre-
gard Of personal duties"
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-08-15
GILDED VICE.

EVERY possible effort 10 being put
forth In this once sober city 10 elothe
vice with the habillhmentr ofrespect-
ability, that II may be more nlluring.
One Of the devices used for this pur-
pose IL to equip drinking done with
gilded splendor, tina, outward show
may serve TO cause men with shallow
brains to lose sight Of the danger Of In
dulging In lntoxicants.
A new drinking establishment ex.
hiblts novel ingenuity. II occupied
yesterday page Of a local newspaper
in which TO describe its attractions.
This, OF itself, was not unusual, but II
was coupled with an invitation to the
people Of the whole city-"men,
women and children"--to visit the
premises and view the attractive orna-
mentatlons, Embellishments aud IT,
ting.
What would be the natural effect
produced upon children by Visiting
place OF that kind? To take away any
feeling Of repugnance they may here
toforc have entertained towards It. This
would be a mental step toward future
indulgence In drink. A visit OF
women and children to such an es,ab'
ilshment Ia n species OF patronage. II
IL recognition ola trafliU which has
led millions Of men aud women to
deg radiation and ruin. We do not
think that the lsdioe can afford TO
give the slightest support moral or
otherwise, to such n business, which
is gaining a strong foothold here, hav-
ing been iostered and pampered during
the last two years and half, until Its
influence Ia an incubus.
With regard TO the Illegal Sunday
liquor traffic, Chief Of Police Paul IL
reported by local paper as stating that
all tho drinking chops were closed yes
terday. 1.-THE head OF the police de-
partment made any such assertion he
stated that which IN not true, for a num-
Der OF saloons were running yesterday
(Sunday Las they have been ever since
tho ''Liberals" assumed control OF the
city.
Drunkenness ami Its attendant evils
arc increasing.