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Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30
COULDN'T GET HADDOCK,
Ward Won't Allow the Pitcher to Come to
the Pittsburg Club.

the Pittsburg Club.
For several days past the officials of the
local ball club have been trying to sign
Pitcher Haddock, of the Brooklyn club
Yesterday Captain Hanlon, who has been
staying in Louisville to meet Ward and con-
fer on the matter, wired to the local officials
stating that the Brooklyn club would not
release Haddock. Ward stated that he will
have to report at Brooklyn as matter of
principle, and no other club will get him un-
til he has come off his high horse. Captain
Hanlon will be home to-day.
The Baltimores and the local team will
meet again to-day at Exposition Park and
the game promises to be a lively one Bald
win or Camp and Earle will be the home
battery and Mcmahon and Robinson will be
the Baltimore battery.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30


focated for want Of
breath. AlmosG every
night l would have to
sit propped up in bed
sasping for. air, as I
could not breathe while
lying down. 1 also had
violent pains over nv
eyes, and my nostrlls
were so stopped up that
/ could 3 &C a re e ly
breathe through them
1 was hawking and
splitting all the time to
oIaar pou tinrnof ond
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30
A Fine Baseball Schedule.

The passenger department OF the Balti-
more and Ohio road has issued neat pocket
schedule of the baseball games. 1t gives the
dates for all the clubs at home and abroad.
About 5000 were sent to Division Passenger
Agent Z. d. Smith for distribution, and they
are as free US water. They can be had for
the asking.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30

DUBOIS, April 29.-[SpecidL 1-Seifert s.
Hamilton, lumber manufacturers OF Big
Run, with mills just south OF this place, yes
tertlay met Thomas E. Proctor, the tanner,
here and concluded the purchase of 80 OOO, 900
feet OF hemlock and pine timber OH Mr.
Proctor's Ellmont. tract, in Elk county.
Messrs. Sci. ert & Hamilton have their tim
ber in the vicinity of Big Run about cut
ont, and will begin operations ut once on the
Ellmont tract Mr.. Proctor reserved the
bark for the new tannery which he is build
ing at Falls Creek.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30
Forged Himself q Suit Of Clothes.

UNIoNrowN, April 2s.-TSpecia,. .1-Gcorge
Edwards Is wanted here to answer charge
of forgery. Yesterday he went into cloth
ing store and purchased suit of clothes
and presented check bearing the signature
of Il responsible man Of this place. When it
was learned that the check was forgery
the officers started in pursuit, but have not
yet captured him.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30

AAt-N< AaOa<s- y
and over my eyes-such
a dull, heavy feeling.
My nostrils were badly
stopped up and the mu-
Gus, or phlegm, would
gather back in my head
and drop down into my
throat. l had ringing
in the ears. and sharp.
shooting pains through
my chest. My stomach
also became badly
affected.
Il was in this condi-
ton when l applied to
Drs. Copeland, Hall
and ByerS. I found re-
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30
sbort.ton Mexican Shoots Himself,

CLEVELAND O.. April 29-[SpecfaL 1.-The
latest victim to the OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
loaded" craze is shortstop McKean, of the
Cleveland club. who shot himself through
the fleshy portion OF his finger while hand
ling q revolver this morning. 1t will be at
least a week before he is able to play, and
Davis, who has been suffering with q charley
horse, will fill the position.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30
Drove Shears Into His Brain.

ASHLAND, Pa, April 29-Walter Kinney, of
Girardvirle, who was wounded in, the head
during the Rebellion, and whose mind was
affected by it, attempted to take his life this
morning by beating his head with an iron
bar. Not accomplishing his object he quick
ly drove the blade of pair of shears into
his brain twice. Tho noise attracted the at
tention of his family, and he was prevented
from Doing himself further injury. He is
now in d aprecarious condition.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30

Pittsbure. 4. First base or balls-Miiler. Smith,
Shugart, Corkhill, WEIGH. Wood Robinson. Healy.
Stolen base-Csrkhill.. Double plays-Ferrel,
Berbauer and Beckley. Struck out Smith. shu:
CART. Calvin, Whistler. Gilbert Robinson. Passed
Left on bases-Pittsburg. O. Baltimore, 6. Time of
game-One hour and % minutes. Umpire-Gafncy.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30

NEWARK, o., April c9.-[Spectn.1 by the
caving in of n coal bank mile south Of
Frazeysburg this afternoon, George Mothers
lost his life, while several others barely es-
capped. His body wills recovered tonight It
was crushed beneath d stone yard square
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30
Louisville, 5-Brooklyn, g.

LOUISVILLE, April 2s.-But Tor Pfefer's
error in the second inning Brooklyn would
have been shut out to-day. Jones, although
a little wild, pitched a superb game, giving
the Brooklyns but two hits. Pete Browning
and Brown made two of the greatest catches
ever seen on the Louisville grounds.
Weather fair. Attendance 1000. Score:
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30
waynesburc's Champion Orator

WAYNEsBURe, April %. -[Specfai.1 - The
preliminary contest to decide who shall
represent Waynesburg College in the inter-
collegiate oratorical contest to he held in
Carnegie Hall, Allegheny, May 20, was held
tonight. The decision was ior 7. a. Jefrics,
New salem, Pa.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30
A Long. Distance Telephone.

MARION CENTER, Pa, April 29.-[SpeciuL1- J.
Active work will begin Monday in putting
up telephone poles and wires between PUNK.
sutawney and Blairsville under charge of
the Central District Line. The company
now operates . line from Clarion to Punk
sutawney and AZ miles more will complete it
to PittsDurg.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30
Reat the DfcJxensona.

BELLEFoNrE, April Especial 1.-The State
College club defeated the Dickensons this
afternoon by hard-fought game by q score
of Is to 8, requiring ten innings to decide the
game,
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30

time and 1 had constant pains shooting
through to the shoulder blade on each side.
"My breathing was SO oppressed that I
could not initiate my lungs TO the full extent.
had been breathing the foul air of the mines
all night. Although my appetite was good,
what ate did not seem to do me any good,
as 1 lost flesh rapidly and was fast going
into decline. After treating a short time
with Drs. Copeland, Hall and Byers, 1 can
conscientiously say that my trouble is all
gone. 1 feel young again and have more life
than have had for years.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30

New 1ork.--....--.-.-.....O U 3 U 1 U U L u
SUMMARY-Earned runs-Cleveland, z: New
York, S. Two-base hits-Childs. Davis, McAleeI.
Doyle, Young, Gore .. Three-base hit-Bas-
ChIlds. o,Connor, McAleer. Virtue. Doyle.
Ewing, Boyle. Double plays-Fuller to Ewing.
Young, 3: Russie. .: Crane. .. Struck out-Youne.
q Crane. .; Russie, 2. Passed balls-Boyle, 2.
Wild pitches-Crane, l; Young. l. Time OF game
Two hours. Umpire-Shcredan.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30
What Upper Gauges Show.

wARREN-River foot. Clear and cold.
MoRGANrowN-Rver feet and stationary.
Clear Thermometer 600 at P. NJ.
BRowNsvILLE-Rver feet ana stationary.
Clear Thermometer $50 at 5 p. NJ.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30
rrMPrRArrRE AND RAINFALL.
RIVER NEWS AND NOTES.
Louisville Items-The Stage OF Water and
the Movements Of Boats.

ESPECIAL TELEGRAMs TO TIE DISPATCH
LOUISVILLE. April . Business good. Weather
clear and cool. The river Is falling. with ii
feet on the falls 10 feet in the canal and SO feet
below. The James Cook and tow are due down.
The Golden Rod passed up last night. Departures
For Cincinnati. Fleetwood; for Carroliton, Big
Kanawha. and for Evansville, City OF Owensooro;
Charles Moeer old-time steamboat thief and
an ex-pal of the notorious Davy Cummins: alias
Baltimore Pat, was arrested this morning. charged
with robbing state rooms on the boats coming In
and going out of thisport.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30
The Season to O,en mt Homestead.

The Homesteads open the season to-day
with the Keystones of Pittsburg. There
will be a parade of the ball players, an ath-
ietfc association and other organizations,
headed by the Knights of the Golden Eagle
band. Following will be the batting order:
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30

Cargo. s: Gumbert, m; F. Barr, l; Westlake, O.;
Gray, q Thompson, p.
The Tarentums and sewickleys play at
Tarentum to-day. The formers battiug
order viii be: Wills, 2; Biggert, m; Kuhn, p;
Clark. !; Kennedy, s., McKim, !; Morton, s.;
Thompson, r; Stewart, c.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30
The League Record.
To-Day,s League schedule

Baltimore at Pittsburg; Boston at St. Louis;
Brooklyn at Louisville; New York at Cleve-
lands Philadelphia at Chicago; Washington
at Cincinnati.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30

- " A@<H@ ~ -
causing roaring and
buzZing noises and
dullness OF hearing in
my ears. The published
evidence OF the skill OF
Drs. Copeland, Hall and
Byers was so convinc-
ing that 1 determined
to go to them. Under
their treatment the
ringing noises have
stopped, and the hear
ing is entirely restored
In fact, / feel as well as
ever / did in my life. "
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30

worse. when, what with
pains in my chest and
body, weakness in my
lungs, sore throat and
coughing and splitting,
i concluded ! had con-
sumption.
81 lost flesh and grew
weaker. / was out Of
work for II weeks, and
the doctors gave me
lup. The cough grew
heavier, and I became
more thin and feeble.
II lost 90 pounds in
three weeks this win
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30
Catarrh of the Stomach.

"I had been troubled with what the doc.
tors termed a complication of diseases for
long time" says Mrs Lewis .Zollinger who
resides at Brushton. East End, during
which 1 have treated for almost every con-
ceivabla disease. OF late my heart gave me
so much trouble / was treated for heart dis
ease. 1 suffered severely from palpftation
of the heart. pain over the eyes, dizziness,
shortness of breath and smothering
sensation / had strong desire for
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30
Chicago, 4-Philadelphia, e.

CHICAGO, April 29-The Colts broke their
spell of hard luck to-day and won from the
Phillies on the perfect support given Hutch
inson, who was very unsteady. The work of
the outfield on both sides was unusually
brilliant. Attendance, 2, l00 Score:
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30

13, Slippery Rock, KutZtown and Clarion:
June 90 Shippensburg. Lock Haven and Mil
lersville; June %, Bloomsbury, California
and Indiana
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30
NormA, school Examination Dates.

HARRIsBuNe, April 29.-Dntes for the an
nual examinations at the State normal
schools haze been fixed as follows: juno 9,
westchcs'er, Mansfield and Edinboro; June
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30
AGVsIOn6.
Rphi,,con
County League Games To-Day.

The champion East End Gyms will open
the County League season to-day at their
grounds with Williamsburg, with the follow.
ing team: d. Barr. !; w. Addy, T; C. Addy, 8;
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30

Louisville stUdgIil ...-. ---..-.."d I00S90 90
SUMMARY-Two-base hit-Taylor. Stolen bases
Ward, Collins, O'Brien. Double play-yoyce,
Ward and Brouthers. First base on balls-Jones,
5; Stein, C. Hit by pitched ball-Jennings. Struck
out-Joyce, 3: Jones, 3; Browning, .. Passed ball
Lynch.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30

MARRYING a literary man is the subject
Bessie Bramb!e writes on for THE DIS
PATCH tomorrow.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30
Western League Games.

At Omaha
Omaha. .....,..............0 o o 2-3
colum bus. Il? 0 o. 5
SuMMARY-Batteries- = Handboe and Hayes;
O'Day and Janzen. Hits-Omaha, 4; Columbus,
Z. Errors-Omaha, o: Columbus, 2
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30

the symptoms Of which I suffered for so
long disappeared, and to-day, / feel like an
other person, strong and hopeful as ever
have telt."
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30
Washington, 4-Cinclnnati. /.

CINCINNATI. April 29.-Dolan's superior
pitching won to-day's game in spite of his
poor support. Each of Cincinnati's errors
cost q run and a base on balls gave the last.
Attendance 5000. Weather pleasant. Score:
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30

East Liberty Academy, 9-High School, s.
The shadyside Academy boys had a real
enjoyable time for three innings OF their
game with the High School boys yesterday.
The result Of it all was:
Academy y......................o oS4e %
SGMMARY-Hits:XcaGem 6: High School. g..
Errors-Academy, 2: High School. 4. Two.base
hits-Thompson. Cartwright academy. Jhree-
base hit-Jones (High SchOOD.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30
Catarrhal Deafness,

"The rapidity with which the catarrhal
and stomach said Mr.. Jerry Garvey,
Sharpsburg, Pa, twas in my case not only
remarkable, but extremely alarming.
Il seemed always to have cold, nose
stopped up and constant formation of mu-
cus dropping into my throat and causing
continual hawking and splitting to expel tt.
"The insidious disease soon attacked the
eustachian tubes, and extended to my ears,
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30

Drs. Copeland, Hall and 1yers treat sno-
cessfully all curable cases ut 66 Sixth ave-
nue., Pittsburg, Pa. Office hours, to II A. NJ,
. 2to5P NJ and to P. n Sundays, 10 A. n.
to4PM Specialties-Catarrh and all dis
eases of the eye, ear, throat and lungs; dys-
pepsia cured; nervous diseases cured; skin
diseases cured.
Many cases treated successfully by mail.
Send 2-cert stamp for question blank. q
Address all mail to
DRS. COPELAND, HALL & BYERS,
IS Sixth avenue, Pittsburg, Pa
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30
The Washington Races.

WASHINGTON. Aprilt 2s.-The rain which
fell sharply till about r. n. did not damper
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30

Pitisburg 2lO0 0 Ala
Baltimore ................. 2 o o, 1 90 0 O. 3
SCMMARY-Earned runs-PittsbErg, 6: Balti-
more J. Three-base hlt-Mack. Hcme runs
Herbauer, Mack. Total bases on hfIs-Pittsburg
y; Baltimore, g. Sacrifice hitsAFarrell. 2
Whistler, Robinson. Healy. First base on errors-
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30
Catarrhal Asthma,

Catarrhal Asthma.
"I had been troubled with asthma" says
Mrs. ii. Burthart, who resides at Woods
Run, for a great many years, which at
times was SO aggraYated that almost sui
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30
]HN WAS VERY EASY.
ur Sluggers Trim Up the
Baltimores in Rather
Lively Style.
SOME TALL HITTING DONE.
Bierbauer and Connie Mack Each
Knock Out a Home Run.
FIVE OF THE WESTERN TEAMS WIN.
Austin Gibbons Signs Articles to Fight
Stanton Abbott.
GENERAL SPORTING NEWS OF THE DAY
FIVE OF THE WESTERN TEAMS WIN.
Austin Gibbons Signs Articles to Fight
Stanton Abbott.
GENERAL SPORTING NEWS OF THE DAY
Long John Healy and the Baltimores made
their first appearance at Exposition Park

yesterday after
noon, and our local
sluggers were ex-
tremely glad to see
them. John has
had many q tough
argument here on
the baseball field,
but yesterday was
one of the times in
which he was very
badly left. The
management of the
Orioles has had
John resting on the
shelf for quite a
while so as to let
loose here and dturn
the adverse tide
that has been fow-
80. 90 e+rnn~1-
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30
CHICAGO. RBPA ElPHIL'A.

Chicago. go................... o J o o 0 IA
Philadelphia. 0 90 o.
SUMMARY Earned runs-Chicago, g. Stolen
bases-Cooney, Mulvey. First base on balls
Hutchinson. i: Carsev. /. Struck out-By Hutch
inson, 5; Carsey, 3. Wild pitches-Hutchinson, g.
Time of game-one hour and 40 minutes. Umpire
Hurst,
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30

Cleveland, 14-New York, 3.
CLEVELAND. April s9.-Poor work on the
part of the New York batteries and hard
hitting by Cleveland won the game to-
day. Attendance was 900. Score:
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30
ST. LOUIS



SUNMARY.Stolen bases0Carroil. 9: Bird Long,
Dlffy. Double plays Pinckney and Werden:
u ulasscock. Stncker and Wcrden. First base on
balls-Gleasor. T. Nichols, 4. Passed ball-Kelly.
Time of grme-One hour and 5 minutes. Um-
nlrp-Nfct m
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30

"On the l7th of February called on Drs.
Copeland, Hal and Byers and began q
course of treatment. -
"I gained health and strength every day.
NV cough began to disappear and my weight
to increase / worked the full month with
out missing a day or losing an hour. am
growing stronger and heartier every day.
land. Half and Byers. They have literally
saved my life, and cannot speak too highly
of them"
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30

Cincinnati. .......... ......0 o o o 0 O.
Washington. ...............0 o 0 o "A
SUMHARY-Two-base hit-Donovan. Three-base
hit-Duffee. Stolen base-Latham. First base on
balls-Muane. 3; Dolan. 4. Struck -out-Mullane,
4; Dolan, B. Time of game-One hour and 30 min
utes. Umpire-EmsHe.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30

IncIpient Consumption. g..
-Four years ago lost my health, stated
Mr.. G. j. Thompson. Leechburg, Pa. IL had
suffered from q number of colds, and these
LETT me with q very bad cnugh This nraM
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30

had frequent dizzy spells
IT mad tried numerous doctors and medi-
cines, but without avail, until at last l was
persuaded by a kind neighbor to consult
Drs. Copeland. Hall and Byers. Under their
skfllfuI treatment my asthmatic and other
symptoms have entirely left me and can
go to bed now and sleep all night as well as
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30

lief and cure. No trace of the symptoms de-
scribed remains, and am as we'll againhs
ever WIS"
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30
Catarrhal Bronchitis.

"For a long time have suffered from ca
tarrh In my. head and throat" says Mr.. W.
G. MentZer, Homestead, Pa.
L. I'm INV
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30
THE WEATHER.

For Western Psnnsyl-
rania, West Virginia and
Ohio: Warmer by Sat,sr-
day Night ; Variable
Winds.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-30

against that team principally owned by Mr..
Won der Horst, OF Baltimore. The tall and
stately Egyptian was not equal to the occa-
sion, however, and he came in for real
sound drubbing. And when things looked
their worst for John and his companions in
distress, the calliope on the new steam
packet passed down the river near the ball
grounds, sounding out in suggestive tones
the air of "Home Sweet Home"
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-01-27
CHILL BACKS DOWN.

A. Report from Valparaiso Says That q
Reply Is On the WAY.
SANTIAGO, Jan. 25.-The Chilian gov
ernment has sent reply to the ultima
.tunn of the United States. The reply is
in effect as follows: -.,-..t .,~. g..
a5 Chilli agrees to withdraw the offensive
note sent by Senior Malta to all the Chill
ian. ministers abroad and acknowledge
that its issuance was due to an error OF
Judgment. Chill also withdraws it's re-
quest for the withdrawal of United
States Minister Egan. In addition the
(3hilian government in its answer pro.
e oses that the affair of the attack on
the Baltimore sailors in Valparaiso be
submitted to the arbitration Of some
ne utral nation If this proposition is
not acceptable to the United States gov.
ernm emit the Chilian government sug'
gests that the matter be submitted to
the decision of the supreme court of
the United States. ,...- .,.--..
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-01-27
A Warnlng-Don't Use Big Words.

+ In promulgating esoterio cogitations
OF articulating superficial sentimental
tiles and philosophical or psychological
observations, beware of platitudinous
ponderosity. Let you statements pos
sess clarified conscisenses, compacted
comprehensibleness, coalesent consist:
ency and a cohsentrated cogency. Es-
chew all conglomerations of fatulent
garrulity, jejune babblement and asin-
inc affectations. In trying to impress on
others the superiority of the Wisconsin
Central Lines and why you and so many
others use this thoroughfare from St.
Paul and Minneapolis and Duluth and
Ashland to Milwaukee, Chicago and
points east and south, is not necessary
TO use iawbreakers. Let your exteinpo-
raneous descanting and umpremeditated
expatiations have intellgibility and VA
racious vivacity, without rhodomontade
or. thrasonical bombast. Sedulously
avoid all polysyllabic profundity, psit.
taceous vacuity, ventrlloquaf verbosity
and vandiloquent vapidity, shun; double
entendres, prurient jocosity and pesti.
ferrous profanity, obscurent or apparent.
In other words talk plainly, naturally
sensibly and truthfully say the Wiscon.
sin Central Lines is THE route and that
ends 1t. ~.------...--..--.- 4tf