Morning journal and courier., 1892-09-12
WISE.

It Is wise child that goes out of th,
| room when the old man smashes hi
thumb.-TSxss Siftings.
"My boy" said the musician to his SOD
don't be too sharp, nor yet too fat. Jus
be natural. Washington Star.
Money makes the mare go. Every dolls,
has an eagle on it, hence the statement that
1t can fy.-Philadelpbis Times.
| This thing Is worth looking into" mur-
INJURED the pretty girl "a she stood in front
| of her mirror.-Chicago Tribune.
/ They are indnlging in the green corn
dance in Florida The green apple dance
is In order in the north.-Te1As S;ftings.
| 1t Is humiliating confession TO make to
the editorial fraternity, but truth compels
us to say that We have no cure for cholera.
Lebanon Report.
A man who had an untenanted house at
| the end of the street was accustomed to
refer to 1t rs the last but not Leased
Binghsmton Leader.
II the orator Is referred to as a word
painter why not refer to the lecturer in a
deaf aud dumb institute as q sign pAinterl
-Yonkers Statesman.
Colonel Lager has been arrested In
Buenos Ayres on a charge of completely in
plot to start a revolution. he Is foam
ing.-Pittsburg Times.
A sample bridesmaids challenge: "Any
person who can show me that my cocoa Is
injurious to health will receive ten boxes
gratis. Blaetter.
Shs-'I love all that Is grand, noble.
majestic, and beautiful" He-"Thank
you very much, Miss wilkins, but-er-
really, You embsrrsss me."-Boston Globe
Bleeker-"Out west 1 suppose it Is as
easy to get a divorce as to get marriedT'
Laser-''Easier. Tie brides father
doesn't have to be consulted. New York
Herald.
Briggs-Isn't that the same suit you had
last yeari Grig2s-Yes. and it's the same
suit that you asked me last year If il
sasn't the same suit that l had the year
before.-Truth.
Mrs. Jason-'Jehiel. what is an sg-
nosiic!" Mr.. Jason-''Why. it Is q Teller
that don't believe in neither doctors nor
preachers as long as he is in good health !"
Indianapolis Journal.
Mrs. Youngwife. st breakfast-There's
no bread on the table Nora. Nora-Sure,
there's none in the housr, mum. Mira
Youngwife (severely)-Then make some
Times.
There is time in every young mans
a second Solomon. He soon gets over it,
though, when he begins to finds out how
many kinds of fool he is.-Ram's Horn.
He-If were to try to kiss you, what
would you dos Sbe-Scream. He-Do
you mean iti She Gmpressively)- y)-Indeed,
1 do; go you hsd bsttei wait until we are
out of hearing of the hotel.-Brooklyn
Life.
Mistress-I should like to know what
business that policeman has in my kitchen
every night in the weeki Pretty servant
Please, mum, think he suspicious me of
neglectin' me work er somethin'.-New
York Weekly.
''I can only be sister to you," said the
girl sindly, 5ut firmly. "And why only a
sister," he pleaded. "Becaase." she ex-
planned, "a brother with 81 200 year is
not 50 bad, but a husband with that
amount is very different. Detroit Free
Press.
"Maudie." he faltered after he had made
his trembling confes ession and the dear girl
had said yes, ''shall-shalt-are you going
toto tell nybody about iti' How can
keep from telling it, Haroldi" ssid the
maiden. "My lips are not sealed" And
Harold attended to the sealing at once
Chicago Tribune.