The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1892-03-10
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.

There is no more faithful friend
than well-fed dog.
- The man who lives only for himself
is engaged in very small business.
- Success will never come to your
house without special invitation.
The man who really intends to
"drown his sorrow in drink" should jump
overheard.
= The people who would have done so
and so if they had been there never get
there.
- The world consumes 100000, 900
pounds of paper year, and it is supplied
by $500 paper mills.
| cognize good thing and buy it. We sell
lots of bright people the Little Early Ri
sers. If you are not bright these pills will
make you so.-Wilhite & White.
- From the American aloe tree is
made thread, ropes, cables, paper, cloth.
ing, sugar and brandy.
The space devoted to the Chicago
Worlds Fair is geo acres. Philadelphia
had 236, and Paris 143.
There are 1900 men hard at work
on the fourteen buildings going up on
the Worlds Fair grounds.
Two railroad cars are now being
con- Led in California which we're made
from the trunk of one tree.
- Early Risers, Early Risers, Early
Risers, the famous little pills for consti-
patton, sick headache, dyspepsia and ner-
vousness.-Wilhite e. White.
The married man who interrupts
while his wife is giving him a curtain
lecture only delays the time of his going
to sleep.
There is boy in Portland, Me-,
who has only one arm, but two hands.
The right hand grows directly from the
shoulder.
- An authority on such matters states
that the United States have lost more
men in war since l776 than any nation
in Europe. "a
j Mrs. L. r. Patton, Rockford, ILL.,,
writes: "From personal experience can
recommend De Wits Sarsaparilla, cure
for impure blood and general debility."-t
Wilhite 45 Wilhite.
"A Minneapolis man asked the courts
of that city to grant him On Injunction
restraining an Objectionable man from
courting his sister.
- The dowry of q Turkish bride is
fixed by custom at about $1.70, and the
wedding dsy is invariably Tbursday. No
spoons, forks or wines are used at the
wedding feast.
- Farmer Strawstack Ito dentist) -
"say, Doc. the tooth next to that one :
aches, too." Dentist: ayes, in symps-
thy" Farmer Strawstack: "Gol ,durn
sech sympathy! Yauk 'er outl" @
- 1t is truth in medicine that the
smallest dose that performs the cure is
the best De Wits Little EARLY Risers
are the smallest pills, will perform the
cure, and are the best.-Wilhite & VIII
hite.
-Fogg says that in his courtipg days
he used to think that Samantha's mouth 4
was made only for kissing. Since he was,
married he has found out that that mouth !;
is capable of other things.
1t is reported that the plains of Tu.
lare County, CAL, are covered with bald
headed jack. rabbits, par..s ',a-ing scalp.
ed the poor beasts for the bounty and
afterwards turned them loose again. 4
- Two Brooklyn men hold halves Of
the same $50 bill. Oue offered the other
to compromise for $50, but the offer was
refused and the Treasury Department
will decide who is the rightful owner.
= If dull, spiritless and stupid if your
blood is thick and sluggish; if ycnr ap-
petite is capricious and uncertain, you
need Sarsaparlla. For best results take
De Witt's.-Wilhite and Wilhite.
"A peculiar mineral has been found
in Montana. When taken from the
ground it has much the appearance Of, !,
iron ore, but upon being exposed to the
air it takes fire and consumes itself
- In Texas there is stone about
twenty feet in diameter that has wonder
full magnetic power. 1t is said that it
wilt draw q hammer or an Ok to its sur.
face even when placed ten or fifteen feet
away on the ground.
- We have it from M. Flammarion
that the sun cannot possibly last more
than 2O,OO0,OOO years longer. The sterl.
ing fortitude of this generation will ena-
able it to calmly bow to the inevitable,
but the announcement is q her appall-5
ing.
We truly believe De Wits Little
Early Risers to Ee the most natural, most
effective, most prompt and economical
pill for billiousnesS, indigestion and in
active liver.-Wilhite & White.
- Probably the youngest woman evan.
gelist in the country is Fannie Edwards,
ffteen.year.old Louisville (Ky.) girl,
who has been preaching the Gospel to !
Tennessee mountainesrs. She is very at. Z
tractive in appearance and quite eloquent,
it is said. ~
"A Texas gentleman applied to
friend for information in regard to GER
tain man whom he wished to employ on I
his ranch. "Is he honest and reliable ?'
ri should say SO. He is tried and trusty.
He has been tried four times for stealing
horses, and he got clear every time," was
the reply.
- 'sLate to bed and early to rise will.
shorten the road to your home in theS
Skies" But early to bed and s'Little
Early Riser," the pill that makes life;
longer and better and wiser.-Wilhite g.
Wilhite.
= Several species Of wild clover are
eaten by the Indians of North America
generally. When the blossoms appear
whole villages may be seen squatted 5as
the clover meadows plucking and eating
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