St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-04-17
SUNRISE SIGNALS.


Mr. PhiIbriek-So you are in love. Ell,
Well my advice is to get ia touch with the
old man.
been there once or twice too often. The old
man wears number lhfrteens.
It is whispered in Washington that diplo-
matte relations between this country and
Chill are to De severed. Good enough
Afts- they are severed there will be no
valid reason why The two countries cannot
live in the world as quiet as kittens
Although today IS Easter. B. Harrison wilis
undoubtedly, deliberately proceed 10 sHocE
Washington setsibilities by appearing inlhas
shocking Grandfather hat" This IS ex.
ceedingly bad form. =
Gen. Alger somewhat anxiously announces
that he is SIN in the heId. Incidentally. il
may be remarked in this connection, sol 4
last years birds nest
Now Is the time when both parties may as
well stop worrying about the heads of the
presidential tickets, aud try and fix their
thoughts on the tail pieces. This will afford
erstwhie dark horses II chance 70 loom into
prominence.
II Uncle Jerry Rusk exercised the same
highly moral supervision over the weather
that Br.er wanamaker does over the mails.
he would summary proceed TO lift old Win
Ter out Of the lap Of Spring.
Jaggles-Congress amt did anything SO
far.
Joggles-You are wrong.
Iaggles-IIow 50;
Joggies-You should say, Congress has
done nothing. so far"
The oyster soon will tade away
He's got his ultimatum;
But soda water comes with MAY.
Five glnsses, please, and--slaie EN-"
Chirps the ST Louis Republic: ''As Min
neapolis has III saloons in active operation,
the Republican national convention may be
expected TO feel al home. This, OF course,
Is upon the assumption that the convention
will not hold over sunday.
They say it is real fun to go iEto the Chi
cago board of trade aud hear the wings Of
Partridge whrr as he rises above the rest Of
the eoyey.
Joe Howard inquiries in the New YORK Re-
corder: "Will the World ever tumble TO
ltselfr' According to Lieut. Totem it Will.
shortly.
The first number of a newspaper TO be
printed in the Arabic language has made its
appearance in New YORK And what will
erudite Boston do now, poor thing:
The latest new phase OF deyiTtry developed
in the pension bureau investigation Is skin
ning the flies" No confidence is violated in
the presumption that Commissioner Raam is
also gnawing lille.
William Waldorf Astor, /. IS stated. ''ls In
treaty for the purchase of the magnificent
gold service which was given by the first
Napoleon to his beautiful sister, Princess
Pauline BorgheSe. Does this statement
imply that the great New YORK millionaire,
who loves to make people believe that money
Is 10 object to him is really doing the bar
gain counter" act?
Now is the time when numerous Repub-
lican state conventions are viewing with
alarm almost everything in The country.
But what is ali the hullabOioo about.
Haven't The Republicans been IN power
nearly four long years.
One thousand Tammany braves viii escort
a brass band to Chicago next June. This is
blamed sight worse than carrying Goals 70
Newcastle it is alsoa deadly insult to Inn
pressario Theodore Thomqge
Triedout-I see By the papers that women
| are wearing suspenders.
WIgfall-Th accounts for it.
Triedout-Accounts for what:
Wigfall-ohingle nails yesterday went up
| five ceIts keg.
Should Gen. E. Burd Grub and his daz-
! cling uniform conclude TO follow Whitelaw
Reid TO this country. he would make the vice
presidential boom of the latter look sick.
If anybody else than d. Harrison stands
the least show in the world at Minneapolis,
anybody else doesn't know it up to the hour
| of going TO press.