The weekly Floridian. [volume] (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1867-19??, 1892-03-19
~ roo GURUS
II A TOO Much.

oood for Man to Know
~ TOO Much. g..
= ssid Davy, leaning for
sssss, .ppine jacks SIS sleeve ;ss comm ~ from
- yOa bs . Gun man W. who was GURUS! Tell
in'rOl o. . the cur'usest man the
vhst be wa va ,oose-he wus that! An
q sser turneu Nres. sir. Taggert his
sus sllq n.r " Taggert: My, when he
y vas .,i m" but baby he got present
~ nCtn ant pretty soon he was awful
SS o@ne to find out hsd eaten renDt nne TO-
-. . and half eleP9aa'' ""''' W
psneep, h H wuz made Of II.
shst 'ne' ,ras a bit bigger he put ms
'EheD DC so W." nest to see if they'd
% in q n 40 Bill Hervy said they would.
gss psa y, ~ Kind for spell. One day he
as mo- che ladder of his pas windmill
Bpbsd up ~ That sJ made the tin rooster pint
tpd Ou' ~. at diffrunt times. There
rs eysi ~ cot his right arm an his left
r DSu rns les as contrary as ne was
be W. didn't consaIn him he
ss v. alone An he WAS unfortinet
'a q ras contrary. But 'ha' ~''s 'he
y {, .volutionment of his cusSedness'
ssts o. .Sere WAS Elihu Burns went an
nov, ' how hay dropped through the
. nG shoots in the Vidder Smiths
ss,sr,n ligbtnin. What does that
. n Smb Of Davy Taggart do but goes
aH -. .ha loft an lets hisSelf slide down
mo US s.r-ies to find out. Bumped:
hump on his bead wus t .h f SIZE t ul a
g. ne, not to chroniclate the tact that
ns y. nssrly chawed his pants off afore
-, Well, there weren't any special
nth him. 1t was all next. His pa
~ die | expect 'twus contiustera-
Int Davy caused the decease. Any
~ ..ct he heard if IA body drank p'ison
-. drank lots of warm water with
in il it wouldn't hurt him a
~ when he found a little bottle
"a .p';son.' he drank what wus in it.
~ started to get the mustard and
4. But he Topped a-scroggin in no
They run fur the doctor. He come
stomach pump After jots Of work,
IA he guessed Davy wouldn't die yet
mhie -,
.Tsvy' cries his mother, will ye prom
will stop inveStigatiOning|
.S-nnl-will when | find out all
u,-yupAto know
@osUy Davy growed up. He got a
She was a nice girl, He made up
mind to marry her. He asked her what
.mdied of. What her grandpa died of.
M her grandauut died of. If she was
aslf mice. If she liked children. If
!. ura make bread. If she ate onions.
i sswss wasteful with starch. If she
= Nd ssuerkraut the way his ma did.
|tSii she likeI ministers. | don't know
var she said to the res; Aut she an
Easi:
4 -Idon't like the average Hliu;ster.'
Some to my arms, says D&vy; IN
HE you Mrs Taggert
I.Ea mach. she says. i haven't a
rtrin fur preachers, but they amt as
~ as a man that wants to know a
me sight too much.
sAn she married a preacher. As for
NJ, they sent him up to Geneva lake to
Ehte On the beach he met a lovely
nan. They got to tal!;in. He was
led up. you see. An pretty soon be
Nght she WITS rs nice as couid be,
Don't ye think | am a mighty nice fel
Nix says.
E'M yes" she says, but she looked
IA
BE vusn't He was regular little
hr Of chap He had jerhy ways and
zlE eyes
''Ar ye old?' he asked.
1Eentvtwo, says she.
Have ye oorns?'
|sOM'
HOg much do ye weigh9'
EfVne hundred and twenty
1 Are you engaged
tAere art any more questions you'd
no ask. she replied somewhat tisrtly,
nuslan'i will answer them, Tobias
ioaaS. lie come Davy got of with d
10 black eye that time. He started
= IN Omaha he got a job sellin soap.
r. suited him. There was "A inquiry in
ne uSed 70 ask every one that passed.
k!@ US Apples soaps'
We day ;nerc WIS ii motor comm.
ne run. / want to find out, he
Il | can't git ahead Of it, An he
Aso along the track Pm on my way
nom his fun'rol. They took him up
o'@tln paper. Here's my station.
~. Don't be GURUS. boys. A man
.Oeea TO know too much, any MORN
Ees TWO tails! Good luckr'-Chi-
p Herald.