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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-02-06

K~RuDDEN's FURNITURE HOUSE.
Is YOUR SKIN MUDDY
ui Boil handful Of goose sass for twenty min;
weeks
The unprecedented reductions in the prices Of Fur
niture made by me dur ng the week are here repro
duced aud again presented for earnest dera
ton:
Highly Polished Cherry Five-piscs Rug Suite. s55.
Previously sold for sS5.
Polished oak-frame Plush Reception Chair. s1.65.
Polished Oak frame Leather Dining Chair. e1 65.
Previously sold for 50.
Polished ak-frams Plush Rocker. s2. 80. Previ-
ousiy sold for S5.
Polished Oak frame Leather Rocker, g. so. Preyi-
ously sold tor So.
THEY ARE WONDERFUL BARGAINS
In keeping with the above sample prices will be
found the sellers" Of iIy entire line OF Household
JOHN RUDDEN.
513 Seventh street northwest.
k<THIs SEASONS S.TN VALENTINES FOR The
moanted on Cream S White. White lace s%nis 1eaTsd and
the new alligator" card boards Beauti-
Siah
or three OF some of the kinds 80 choose early.
J. C. PARKER.
Bookseller anu .StdtlOMer.
fec 6ly 7th st. NV.
NDRAwING ONE PARALLEL LINE ABOVE
AS : ANOTHER.-Anse and curves oi finest
a
are ADJ optinss slsra-~ Have you: FRED. a SCHMIDT.
9TH u. n. W. Branch. 11s2 Pa. ave. n W. le6
K~ "A man well dressed
NJ Is nature at her best"
Nothing becomes . man 80 we'll a. .
fautless, c.ose-ftting full-dress suit
Art 1t is as near the beautiful in dress as
in man may tre.d. We make to your
Meme order q rich and Taulaess. hitting full
Dress. dress suit for $50, one fourth below
other nrst-class tailors' charges.
g. WAKEFIELD SIMPSON,
'Ezpsrt in Trousers" Gfe6I Cor. 9th and sts n r
SIMPLY A STARTER"
There is q much larger business here
Expert" than lou think. There are more reasons
why 1t is best to come here for plate and
Handlers window glass than you think. We
propose to discuss this question with
OF you daily. with a view Of convincing
you that this IL the best place in the ctty
Glass. to buy glass and kindred lines. FOHop
US closely.
CHAs. E. HoDGKINs.
Plate ana Widow Giass Depot,
919 7th ct. NV. fe6
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SPECIAL NOTICES.

E~IHE BIBLE COLLEGE AND EPwokTH
Sf iSs efS.fs IS sns
c'soca sub,ec,s The BOSs & We Study" iIs- s,1
lights Illustrated by eurios and models Al inter
vii 8 hell ss ST. Joseph. Hail. cor 5sh and s.s
% Il. ana
psr sT s eSe5 should be
cHHs E. E. BHiLES. I seefersly e re ' '''''''H. fs5-s.
E~MADAM DOxIN. THE BALTIMORE
ers and the pubic that she Ias Teurned to the city
and is conducting business At eO6 New York ave- W.
K~MoRE POINTS ON PLUMBING.
The man il charge Of our plumbing Ii .
practical plumber. skilled and experienced.
possessing not only reputation. but an in
terest in the business. Every Job is done
though the standing Of the ihrm were at
stake. You will find our work sxcslled by
none. while our prices are always fair An
item Of no small Importance.
g. 9. sHEDD 4 BRO.
432 9TH ST. NV. fs5
R~THINK OF THE RISK. Do NOT PRO
- crAstinaie. IL allo we'd TO rent ain unbound
HODGES can do this and save % yoamousy. % 1856 St
jA2I-1m.
k~FoR HOMES OR SPECULATION
We have many desirable and at
tractiye houses for sale in the north
west section. We transact q general
Real Estate Business. and have
tensive list Of properties for sals for
either homes or investment
PROCTOR L PROCTOR.
fs5 9O7 st. NV.
~YoUR EYES.
YOUR EYES. Do not neglect your
YOUR EYES. eyes
YOUR EYES. Mr.. @. E. Jacobs. the
YOUR EYES. eye specialist from
YOUR EYES. Philadelphia. be
YOUR EYES. consulted every Fri
YOUR EYES. day at my store. Ex-
YOUR EYES. animation free.
YOUR EYES.
YOUR EYES.
YOUR EYES. GEO. W. SPIER.
YOUR EYES. Jeweler and Optician,
YOUR EYES. $40 9th st. NV.
YOUR EYES. Near Pa ave.
JUSTICE.
Real Estate Brokers.
Have removed to Room 3. l4l9 G ST. feast
MEN IN THIS LOCALITY.
~ who wish to meet members OF their family
at luncheon. will nnd OUR LUNCH ROOM q very
convenient place 1t Is well lighted and ventilated
commands . very pleasing view Of the city and Po-
tomac. A strictly tTsteiass luncheon will be served
prom pity at moderate cost.
Sixth door, 10th st. building. Take Elevators.
WOODWARD LoTHRoP.
fe4-3m 10TH. nth AND SITS. NV.
A MOST DESIRABLE LOT; IS
rood size and sha pc and il beauri-
fully located for suburban home.
THE CHOICEST Owner wants cash for business pur-
LOT poses. Price 81 800 Ten per cent
FOR SALE discount for cash before February
AT 15
BRIGHTwoOD. WASHINGTON DANENHOwER,
fe3-et 18th and q sta NV.
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CONGREGATIONAL.


KsFIhsT ,coNGEEGATIoNAL CHURCH
Rev. 5. NJ. Newman u. d.. Will preach at III a. M
80 On n the De tas next
ana CHORUS 81 nIty voices led by Dr. B.senon. Or
deayor. $50 IN. lt
KCSA GRAND RALLY.PEoPLE's ooNGRE-
- gationai Church. nday..Preachins IL
Daley SUNDAY school, SO 0s Ra:'Gs Song Hsx
R@LINCOLN MEMORIAL CoNGREGA.
-, tional Church. llth and r sts-Mr> N.
Pastor kev 9. ". Moore s i. m. An invited. it
NSTHE TABERNACLE. 9TH NEAR b s. w
- Anniversary service at IL m. The pastor.
ticlp-te. Preaching, ESQ p All invited. 1t
EPISCOPAL.
EsT. JOHNS CHURCH, GEORGETOWN,
o St bet: Sd and & I'D, Rev ). A. Resester.
mr. sermon and I sSy cSI communion a. ~ Eyenng
R~CHURCH OF THE ASCENSION, MASS
- ave. and l2th st. n. W.. Rev. DIR. John H.
sermon and holy cummnnion; ushers win seat
stranSers q 30 p m elorat service; seats free sub
lect: Questions Addressed to the Loid Jesus-Wnat
y truth Ihe rector wall preach at III am. aud
I3O PIN 1t
kCSTRINITY CHURCH. CORNER Sd AND
a IA: even ny at 1O by Archdeacon Moran: specsi
reference 10 ST. andrew . brotherhood 1t
1~sT. PAUL's CHURCH. :,3D ST. NEAR
~ Washington Characterization S::}0 a. N,
SUNDAY school 0:io al Litany. celebration ana
sermon II Chidren's service and confirmation
instruction m Choral eyensonga and sermon 30
pm. All seats free 1t
E~sT. JAMES CHURCH. sTH ST. NEAR
D Mass ave. me-, Kew. j. W. Clark, rector
sunday services, 10 30 and IL a. tchoraD; 800
and 80 (choraD. Other days and N. and
z pm. All seats flee. 1t
CHURCH OF THE EPIPHANY. REV. DIR.
~ Mchim. rector. q st, between 18th and
l4tn SITS Sunday services, and II a. and and
1:So II. M Rev. VIM. b. Bodine, ID. D., will preach
morning aud evening. All seats free except az IL
cl
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GEO. W. SCOTT & CO.,
Wholesale and Retail Tobacconists,
Cor. 4k st. and Pa. ave-
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K~, LADIES' AND cHILDRENs SHOES;
~ large stock lowest prices; full line of Hath
Away. Soule and Harrnxton's Mems Shoes N.
STRICKLAND. y39 Pa. ave ia.,0-3m
RTHE BEST SHOES MADE FOR MEMS
~ wear, stylish, durable and comfortable. are
hA1HAwAY. .SOULL AND HARkINGTON's.d31-Sm
HATHAWAY. sOULE AND HARRING-
~ tons Mems Shoes can be found ct
HAVENNER DAVIS,
jzs33m e2s and $50 81.
DUKEHART's CELEBRATED BURTON
~ Ale. India Pale Ale. Brown Stout equal to
imported can be found At g. g. CORNWELL
SONS. Sole AGENTS. Aa-lm
sPECIAL RATES TO CASH CUSTOMERS.
~ Satisfaction guaranteed or money cheerfully
returned AMERICAN ICE AND COAL COMPANY.
Main ofice= 8 VIC 10Th and Telephone 4S6-
Call red wagons for and coal orers Branch ofce:
60 Pa ave- nv L NJ WILLIS, Manager jal6
~NILLIONs HAVE BEEN SPENT BY OUR
- Washington friends for CassArd's Fine Hams
and BOneless Bacon when they not Cassard's at
all We have tried several plans to overcome this diff
Guilty and have finally sdopted blue oval tin tag. with
printed II in white. which Is am xed TO all
our hne meats. whether covered or uncovered Don't
be deceived. Insist upon having only goods with this
tag attached to them Ja1o-tr
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ATTRACTIONS HISTORIC AND MODERN.
AT THE GATEWAY OF THE NATIONAL PARK.

Great attitudes furnish a gymnasium
where the respiratory organs are compelled
to be exercised, and, consequently become
larger and more efficient
Altitude, also, prevents instead of inducing
hemorrhage, as was the old opinion. This
fact has been well established by experience
and observation.
Prof. NJ. w. Harrington, chief of the U. s.
weather bureau, says;
Santa Fe lies in the dricst part of the
United States. This region is extensive, but
changes in form from season to season.
Santa Re is always in it, however.
THE WATERS OF SANTA FEE.
DR.. J. F. Banter vice-president of the
American Health Resort association says:
sit is worth travelling miles to drink of
such waters as flow through this deep cut in
the mountains and supply the city of Santa
Fe for domestic purposes and for irrigation
of the fruit farms. The water is absolutely
pure, cold and fresh from the melting
SHOWS above, or trckling from springs in
the mountain side. 1t is free from all lime,
alkali or other ingredients SO very injurious
to the consumptive patient. Such water is
great boon anywhere and at any time, but
here, where other features of sunshine and
pure air combine to produce an ideal
climate, it is of special value"
STATISTICAL INFORMATION.
The annual temperature varies but little
from year to year. The following tables tell
the tale:
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every cent you've paid for it, if it
doesn't benefit or cure you. A med
icine that promises this is one that
promises to help you.
But there's only one medicine Of
its kind that can and does promise it.
It's DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
covery. It's the guaranteed remedy
for all Blood, Skin and Scalp Dis.
eases, from a common blotch or
eruption to the worst scrofula. It
cleanses, purifes, and enriches the
blood, invigorates the system, and
cures Salt-rheum, letter, Eczema,
Erysipelas and all manner of blood
taints from whatever cause. Great
Eating Ulcers rapidly heal under
its benign influence.
It's the best blood-purifier, and it's
the cheapest, no matter how many
doses are offered for a dollar-for
you pay only for the good you get.
Nothing else is "just as good" as
he discovery" 1t may be better
for the dealer. But he wants
money and you want help.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-03-08
A Common sense Remedy.

In the matter of curatives what you
want is something that will do its work
while you continue to do yours-a remedy
that will give you no inconvenience nor
interfere with your business. Such a
remedy is Allcocks Porous Plasters.
These plasters are not an experiment
they have been in use for over thirty
years, and their value has been attested
by the highest medical authorities, as well
as by testimonials from thoss who have
used them. They require no change OF
diet and are not affected by wet or cold.
Their action does not interfere with labor
or business you can toll and yet be cured
while hard at work. They are 80 pure
that the youngest, the oldest, the most
delicate person of either sex can use them
with great benefit.
Beware of Limitations, and do not be
deceived by Misrepresentation Ask for
Allcock's, and let no solicitation or ex.
PLANTATION induce you to accept substi-
tute,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-03-08

OF consideration are nostrums OF which it is as
serttd-and there are many such-that they cure
Immediately bodily ailments OF long standing
There are none such that can. Chronic disor
ders can not be instantaneousy removed. Con
tinuity in the use of genuine medicine, such
as Hostetters Stomach Bitters, will eradicate
chronic physical evils. Not the least of these
last in the force OF its opposition to medicine is
constipation, to the removal of which, if per
sisted in, the Bitters is particularly adapted
CONSTRUCTION OF the Bowels is a complaint which
should be dealt with early and systematically
So are its usual attendants, liver complaint
and dyspepsia. For these, for malaria, rheumat
ism, kidney trouble, and more recently "a
mended medicine is an undoubted specific
Nothing can exceed it, moreover, as means OF
imparting strength to the feeble and nervous.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-03-08
A Real Estate Boom

Attracts the attention of every property
holder in this city. But when DR.. Frank
lin Miles, the eminent Indiana specialist,
claims that heart disease is durable and
proves it by thousands of testimonials Of
wonderful cures by his New Heart Cure,
it attracts the attention OF the millions
suffering with short breath, palpitation,
irregular pulse, wind in stomach, pain in
side or shoulder, smothering spells, faint
ing, dropsy, etc. A. f. Davis, Silver
Creek, Neb.: by using four bottles of DR.
Miles New Heart Cure was completely
cured after twelve years suffering from
heart disease. This new remedy is sole
by A. 9. Ireland, jr. Books free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-03-08

The NICKtF.
like to hear the bulIfrog siEg

! like to hear the bulIfrog sing
Deep in the bog at night,
His 'iug-o-rum" exhilarates,
But, all! Alas! He can't get tight
| like to hear the dog at night,
When barking at the silver moon,
But if the moon could shine by day,
I'd get to sleep, methinks. as soon.
| like 10 hear the kittens spark
On backyard fence, with arching spines
But what unearthly hours they keep
How spry they dodge my No 9's.
like to go to fires at night,
But what's the use? lot OF men
Pour water on it, put it out,
And spoil the fun-and then?
If could get the time to spare
I'd straighten out some of these things
But what's the use? like to kick;
From that alone contentment springs.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-03-08
Financially Embarrassed.

A large manufacturer, whose affairs
were very much embarrassed, and who
was overworked and broken down with
nervous exhaustion, went to celebrated
specialist. He was told that the only
thing needed was to be relieved of care
and worry, and have change of thought.
This doctor was more considerable of his
patients health than of his financial cir
cumstances. He ought to have advised
him to use DR.. Miles Restorative Nervine,
the best remedy for nervous prostration,
sleeplessness, dizziness, headache, i'll
effects OF spirits, tobacco, coffee, opium ,
etc. Thousands testify to cures. Book
and trial bottle free at A. @. Ireland, jr.'s.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-03-08
A Little Girls Experience In . Light


A Little Girls Experience In = Light
house.
Mr.. and Mrs. Loren Prescott are keep
ers of the Gov. Lighthouse atSand Beach,
Mich, and are blessed with daughter,
four years old. Last April she was taken
down with Measles, followed with a
dreadful Cough and turning into Fever.
Doctors at home and at Detroit treated
her, but in vain, she grew worse rapidly,
until she was mere handful OF bones".
Then she tried DR.. Kings New Dis
covery and after the use Of two and half
bottles, was completely cured. They say
DR.. Kings New Discovery is worth its
weighs in gold, yet you may get trial
bottle free at @. M. Creamer's Drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-03-08

Act on new principle-regulating the
liver, stomach and bowels through the
nerves. A new discovery. DR.. Miles
Pills speedily cure biliousness, bad taste,
torpid liver, piles, constipation. I'm
equalled for men, women, children.
Smallest, mildest, surestl so doses, 25 cts.
Samples Free at A. @. Ireland's.
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FLOWERS:

BY CHAs. A. SPIEss, g..
His Attorney.
Santa Fe, n. NJ, 1892.
aox 24ot.


Close competition; enlarged views
closer relations between railway officials
and the public; newspaper comment; lib
eral Advertising.
All the above are the direct causes OF
the luxurious facilities afforded to travellers
at the present time.
The Wabash Line las kept itself in the
front rank during the march of progress
and offers to travellers every luxury and
convenience which human ingenuity can
devise or the liberal expenditure of money
procure. Its passenger trains from Kan
sas City and Council Bluffs to st. Louis,
Chicago, Toledo, Detroit and intermediate
points, its through car lines to New York,
Boston, and other seaboard and eastern
points, its magnificent track and unsur-
passed running time, leave nothing to be
desired.
Passengers are always safe when asked
to specify their route in naming the Wa.
bash.
G. M. HAMPsoN, Cont Agent,
1927, 18th street, Denver, Colo.
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BuckIcn's Arnica Salve.

The best Salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblains
corns, and all skin eruptiona, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required. 1t
is guaranteed to give perfscI satisfaction,
or money refunded. Price rs cents per
box. For sale at G. N. Creamer's.
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ExcusabIe.

The recording angel dropped tear
As he jotted down curse;
Then said as its cause he CHANGED tt
hear
The cursed weather We have this year
I'll lust erase that charge right here; .
Poor W etcb, he might talk worse
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-03-08

Cupid now twangs his bowstring all in
vain;
Since l have learned to guard against
his dart;
T will save you, too, full many twinge Of
pain.
If you will wear your purse just DER
your heart.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-03-08
Strength and Health.

Ifyou are not feeling strong and healthy,
try Electric Bitters. If LA Grippe" has
left you weak and weary, use Electric Bit
ters. This remedy acts directly on Liver,
Stomach and Kidneys, gently aiding
those organs to perform their functions,
If you are afflicted with Sick Headache.
you will find speedy and permanent re-
lief by taking Electric Bitters. One trial
will convince you that this is the remedy
YOU need. Large Bottles only SOC. at q.
M. Creamer's Drug store.
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Grand Central Hotel,
Socorro, N. NJ.
RATES So PBR DAY.
Transfer Co. Omnibus to and from
all Trains.
II. II. BROWN, Prop.
OFFICIAL DIRECTORY.
TERRITORIAL.

Delegate in Congress ......Anthony Joseph
Governor. .....................L. Bradford Prince
Secretary ..........................B B. M. Thomas
Solicitor General. Edward L. Bartlett
Auditor. ......."DeNetrlo fere3
Treasurer. ..............R J. Palen
Adjutant General. w. >. Fletcner
Sec'y Bureau Of immigration Max Frost
Territorial Librarian ..."..- council. Il. Plno
US. COURT OF PRIVATE LAND CLAIMS.
Chief Justice .........Joseph r. Reed, Iowa
Associate Justice....... Wilbur F. Stone, Colo
Associate Justice.........W. W. Murray, Tenn
Associate Justice. ......... Henry G. Sluss Kas
U. s. Land Attorney...Ma G. Reynolds, Mo
Clerk of the Court...."...J. II. Reeder, kas
Dep'y Clerk for N. MI Il. Chaves, Santa Fe
FEDERAL OFFICIALS.
U. S. Dist. Attorney........E Eugene A. Fiske
U. s. Col Int. Rev...".. ....L. A. II ghes
U. 5. Marshal......... ........I. Romero
JUDICIARY.
Chief Justice Supreme Court. ...-Jas. o Brien
Associate Justice LIST District.."..E. ?. Seeds
Associate Justice I'd District......W. D. Lee
Associate Justice Sd District.....J. R. McFie
Presiding Justice 4th District. .Jas 0 Brien
Associate Justice 9Th District A. A. Freeman
Clerk Supreme Court....".. Harry ). Clancy
DISTRICT ATTORNEYS
For the counties of Santa Fe, Rio Arriba
and San Juan.....~. ..... II. u. IWltcnell
Colfax and Taos. .-"""... .".."..M. W. Mills
San Miguel and Mora......... ....".L. Y. Fort
Bernalillo and Valencia....W. 81. Whiteman
Socorro. ....-..."..."...W.S 3. Williams
Lincoln, Chaves and Eddy...-W. A. Hawkins
CLERKS OF COURT.
list District. .........R. M Goshorn
I'd District. Chas +. Hunt
81 DlStrlct....-........ ......."..A. u. thirsty
Atm DlStrlcC.-.... ....'".. NJ. a. Otero
5th District. ......................J. w. Garner
ISLAND DEPARTMENT..
Surveyor General. ......... Edward F. Hobart
sANTA..FE DISTRICT.
Register. ..,..... ......A. L. Morrison
Receiver. .........................W. M. Berger
FOLSOM DISTRICT.
Register .......................W w. W. bOylo
KeCelyer II. v. IlCkle6
LAS CRUCES DISTRICT.
Register ........ ....... ............S. +. NcRae
Receiver. ...... ......." "-...-". Quinby Vance
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1t was merry, lightsome jest uttered
long ago
Alas that things so airy like should
cause snch bitter woe!
Last night to hear a lecturer my blithe-
some way hied,
And when he sprung that antique gag,
ye gods, | nearly died
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The Way ut Conventions.

Clerk-Sorry, sir; but this Is conven
ton week, and the house is full.
Traveller (grumbling)-I don't see how
that can be. By the way, the delegates
were carrying off your liquor to-day. I
should think the house would be dry.
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Legal Notice.


Thomas Riddle In the District Court.
vs.. SIS County of Santa
Richard Gibbin, Fe.
The said defendant, Richard Gibin,
is hereby notified that suit in assumpsit
has been commenced against you in the
district court for the county Of Santa Fe,
territory of New Mexico, by said Thomas
Klddie, plaintiff, herein, damages claimed
$4,000, that your property has been at
tached and that unless you enter your
appearance in said suit on or before the
first day of the next regular term OF said
court, commencing on the Both day Of
May, 1892, judgment by default therein
will be rendered against you and your
property sold to satisfy the same.
THOMAS KIDDIE.
BY CHAs. A. SpIEss,
His Attorney.
Santa Fe, n. NJ, 1892.
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The First Married Man-Does your
mother-in-law bother you very much !?
The Second Married Man-Not by a
long shot. I made my wife jealous of her
the first time che came to visit us that
settled it once for all.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-03-08

Wool-Joblots has more luck than any
man ever knew.
Van Pelt-How then DO you account
for his condition?
Wool-It is chiefly bad,
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MANHOOD RESTORED,
At the RarA.

Mrs. Dogood-You realize now, don't
you, that when you took your first drink
you let down the bars?
Dusty Rhodes but almost imme-
diately began hanging them up.
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May-It's all nonsense to talk about
Jealousy being heritage Of Adam.
Frank-Wby?
May-Because Adam had no one to be
Jealous Of
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Mrs. Breezey-You said was your life
before we were married
Mr.. Breezey-Yes, and | took you,
didn't 1? If that wasn't clear case of
suicide don't know what is
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Mon Dleu! But the English is awful
With its freaky turns, and all;
1t drives me to drink
When stop to think,
Its nouns and verbs recall.
There's the leg of the law
The limb / mean
And the limb of the lamb
Wrong again, NJ. Clam
All, but it's exquisite torture, | ween
The tears that 60 on,
The tears that l shed,
Are spelled the some way,
Alas Lackaday
For the pain in my head.
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Comdg. regt. & post
K. s. Columb's Bks. Ohio
d. ). comdg. San Diego
Bks.
Post adjt. treas. R. 0. &
A. ). 0.
A. A. Q. NJ, A. c. s.,
A 0. o. d A. K. 0.
On leave Oct. 30, 8 mos.
On leave Oct. 1, 4, mos.
D. s. College duty Al
lance, Ohio.
D s. Columbus Bks,
Ohio.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-03-08
Given to 1t.

Mrs. lIicks-They have had DR..
Emdee this afternoon for Mrs. Dix. She
was discovered lying in trance.
Hicks-Nothing new about that. She
is quite capable OF lying in her sleep.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-03-08

He called her his pearl above all price,
When pierced by Cupid's shaft;
But she's since supplied the vinegar
For his Cleopatra draught.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-03-08

Dyspepsia in all it's forms is not only
relieved but cured by Simmons Liver
Regulator.