The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1892-08-03
Needle's Newell News.

We are needing rain very badly i'll this
section.
A number of our farmers are sowing
their turnip seed this week.
Mr.. S. G. Bryant, President of the
Mountain Springs Debating Society, sends
in his subscription for the INTELLIaEN-
GER to-day.
By looking over the Peoples Adrocate
ofJuly the 25th l found that Don Limo"
the little fellow that used to carry the
Bruno budget was convalescent. You re-
collect that Don had the swell. head very
bad about month ago. He has not got
over it yet, at least he is not able to carry
his budget as he usually did. However
be makes out to sit up and chat little.
His chat which appeared In the People, $
Adfocate last week reads as follows:
"Well, Mr.. Editor, it has been three
weeks or more since I put In my appear.
ance from the fact that have been help.
out the rotten grain, and must say that I
was greatly astonished on returning home
and looking over the IETELLIaENcER Of
June 30th to find that there had been q
blow up at Newell, 8. G. Now, it ap.
pears that this blow up was caused from
few remarks that had made through the
Advocate about q little one.sided soap
boiler known as Ned Needle and I wish
to say right hore, Mr.. Editor, that have
no apology to make for the remarks that
have made, but as am entangled with
this soap boiler now propose to make
few more. New, Ned, you seem to think
that my political bowels are in bad con-
dion, and advises me to take three 'Alli-
ance Liver Pills. rub occasionally with
politicisns quick relief, tighten up at
least twice a week with brain box screw
driver, and be sure to keep myself free
from exposure until my head resumes its
natural shape. I think if my daddy
could run little one-horse store and I
had nothing to do but stay in 1t and sleep
night and day as you do that would help
me more than any of the remedies you
have prescribed. You also seem to think,
Ned, that it Is me instead of you that has
the swell-head. Well, perhaps 1t is.
Well, knew there was something wrong
with you. Iguess you have got atroph Of
the brain, that 10 II you have any atrophy.
You then 60 on to say that this is free
country and that you have the right to
hurrah for whom you please. Remember,
Ned, I am not trying to stop you from
you can't be deprived of. only made the
little fellow like you strain your lungs and
burst your sides hurrahing for q bank
president who has no more feeling for the
poor class of people, such as your daddy
and mine, than negro has for an alligator.
Now, Ned, will close for this time, and If
you conclude to answer this don't get
new hand at the bellows
Well, Don, you say that you have been
helping thresh out the rotten grain, and
as you was 30 greatly astonished on re-
turning home to hear of blow up at
Newell, 8. c., it is likely that you are now
out of q job. am glad to say that you
have been mislnformed. There has been
no blow up at Newell, the soap works are
in full blast, and the company informs me
that they can fill all cash orders promptly,
but say that they cannot under no cir
cumstancss give you job, as they have
all the Ingredients used In manufacturing
soap chawed up by machinery. Don, you
need not get scared about your brains
wasting away. Ifyou will use the brain
box screw driver as have told you, I
will assure you that you will not lose any
Of them. The idea you have OF wanting
TO sleep all the time won't do at all, Don.
The weather is too hot, and your neigh.
bors might gather in and bury you. I
had rather strain my lungs hurrahing for
3 bank president, who is q Christian man,
than to even whisper hurrah for Tillman,
q man that has no more feeling for the
poor class of people, such as your daddy
and mine, than an alligator has for ne.
gro, no feeling at all only to chaw them
up with property qualification and a
theee dollar poll tax. Don, will tell you
what I think. think that if your daddy |
and mine, and all the rest of the poor peo.
pie, should have little enough sense to
vote for B. r. Tillman and re.elect him
Governor of South Carolina the time for g !
poor man to vote In this State would be !
out before we got old enough to be recog-
nized at the polls, and think that if you
will look at It right you will think like T |
.hink. think that B. r. Tillman is not |
The man for Governor of South Carolina.
Don, If your head gets so that you cannot |
blow you can get new hand at the bel
ows If you want to. don't think that |
shall need the hand nor the bellows either,
as don't calculate on doing any blowing |
myself. You may rest assured though |
hat will continue to write up the Newell |
news and hurrah for Sheppard and Orr |
when get ready. NED NEEDLE.