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The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-09-19

Great Salt Lake is but one Of the match,
less spectacles to be seen sin Utah. A new
book Utah, Peep into a Mountain Walled
Treasury Of the Gods,'' is now: issued and can
be had postpaid by sending % cents TO j. H.
Bennett, salt Lake City. It is expected that
the Knights Templar and others visiting
Colorado the coming season viii extend their
trip to Utah, via the Rio Grande Western
Railroad in both directions. That road affords
choice OF three distinct routes and the most
magnificent scenery in the world, Equipment
unequGled I'm the West. Two trains daily
across the continent u
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-09-19
Your Teeth.

If they need filing or extracting the
bes. place to have it done is The Phila
Dental Rooms, 100 North Centre street,
Pottsviile, over Fosters shoe store. Gold
filings will cost you from Sl.0O up; Silver,
Cement, or Gutta Percha, rs cents; Anal.
gam, so cents. A full set Of the best teeth
made, $500. Teeth extracted 25 cents.
Without pain, by the use Of Gas, Vapor or
Vitalized Air, so cents. Our Vitalized Air
has no equal made fresh every day and
perfectly harmless. 8 7-2w
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-09-19
TWO HARVEST EXCURSIONS

Via the Chicago, Milwaukee g. st. Paul
B'y, August 80, and September ~.
Where the grasses are kissed by the wand'rng
breeze,
And the fields are rich with the golden grain
Where the schooner ploughs through the
prairie seas,
To its destined port on the western plain;
Where homes may never be sought in vain.
And hope is the thriftiest plant that grows;
Where man may ever his rights maintain,
And land is as free as the wind that blows
For further particulars apply to the
nearest ticket agent, or address John r.
Pott, District Passenger Agent 486 Will
lam Street, Wiliamsport, Pa If
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-09-19
YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASEI

Good horses, nice buggies
and responsible drivers'are the
essential things for a pleasant
drive, which can always be had
at my stables, IL and IA North
Pear alley, rear of Luberg's
hardware store. Horses taken
to board. Undertaking in all
It's branches attended to with
promptness.
EVAN j. DAYIEs.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-09-19

Sept 27-Grand concert in Ferguson's E
theatre under the auspices of Llanerch Yr
Ewig Lodge, No. Al, True American
Ivorites.
Oct, 18-BszIr and supper in Robbins
opera house, under the auspices of All
Saints Parish Auxiliary Society.
Oct. 2O-Second annual ball of Brother
hood Of Railroad Trsinmen in Robbins
opera house,
Nov. 23-Seventh annual ball of the
Washington Beneficial Society in Robbins
hall.
Nov. A-Supper 10 Robbins opera
house, under auspices of Womens' Relief
Corps benefit of Soldiers Monument.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-09-19

Little Johnny-Please give me some
more jam on my bread.
Aunty (proudly)-You like my jam,
don't you?
Little Johnny-Yes'm. It's most as
good as wot we buy in tn store.-Good
News.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-09-19

One of Walters front teeth was loose,
and his mother cautioned him to be
careful lest he lose it.
Don't be afraid" he said; 'it isn't
half as loose as my fingers have always
been, and I haven't lost one of them
yet. -Harper's Young People.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-09-19
EEVERN'S
Corner Grocery,
Centre and White SITS.
THREE HARVEST EXCURSIONS
half Rates via the Illinois Central Aug. 80,
Sept. "a and oct. 25th, 1892.

Half Rates via the Illinois Central Aug. 80,
Sept. "a and oct. 25th, 1892.
The Central Route will sell excursion tickets
TO the Agricultural Regions Of the Vests
west ana South, at one fare for the round trip,
from stations on its lines north of Cairo on
August Both and September 27th A third ex-
cursion will be run to the South and Southwest
on October 25th. Your local ticket agent will
give you full particulars in regard to these
Harvest Excursions; arrangements can also be
made in this connection to visit the desirable
Railroad Lands for sale by the Illinois Central
in Southern Illinois on obtaining special per-
mission TO do so by addressing the Company's
land Commissioner at Chicago, Mr.. e. p,
Skene. In addition, few weeks before the
rst excursion date, your local ticket agent will
be able to furnish you with a special Folder,
issued by the Illinois Central, which will give
you particulars Of these Harvest Excursions in
such form as will enable you to plan your
journey at home Should you not be within
call of a railroad ticket agent, address A. H..
Hanson, G. p. A., Illinois Central r. r., Chica-
90, Ill, S-4-5t
-Four pair mems seamless hose for 25c E.
at the peoplgls store 6-21-tf
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-09-19
Correctly Named.

II see a lot of married wheelmeu
have formed bicycle club and named
it the Homeless club. Does that mean
they have no home?"
"No," replied n. Peck. "It only
means they win now be home less than
er"-Chicago Bearings
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-09-19
Best photographs and crayons at Dabb
Utah.

The land Of sunshine and fowers-rich also
n mineral and agricultural resources-is best
reached by the Rio Grande Western Railway
See that your excursion tickets read both ways
via that road, which offers choice of three
distinct routes and the most magnificent rail
road scenery in the world. Send 25c TO j. H.
Bennett Salt Lake City, for copy OF illustrated
book, UTAH Peep into the Mountain Walled
Treasury Of the Gods" II
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-09-19
4 wise Choice.

Summer Boarder-If | don't open this
window | will suffocate.
Landlady-If you open it the mosqui-
toes will come in.
Summer Boarder (after refection)-
Leave it shut, and telephone for the
undertaker.-N Y. Weekly.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-09-19

"A fire which broke out in the Union
Block at Dover N. H., yesterday caused
the following losses: On building,
1000; Willis Moore, $1,000; George ii.
Blddle, 5000; George +. Bussell, 81 500.
The cause OF the fire is unknown.
General James NJ. Allen, one of the
first ticket agents of the Cumberland
Valley Railroad and in the employ Of
that company almost continuously since
its organization, is dead in Carlisle, Pa.
aged 20 years.
IN athaniel Cleveland Moak, one Of the
best known lawyers in w estern New
York, is dead in Albany. He was Dor n
in Sharon, Otsego County, N. Y, Oct. 3,
1888 and worked his way up from a
farm hand to creditable position in the
legal profession.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-09-19
when 1t Rained.

Dusty Rhodes-Just borry yourself a
blazer, and the first thing you know
you'll have Questionable shirtto match.
Fitz William-How did you get that
lovely striped buzzomP
Dusty Rhodes-By buttoning up my
coat when it rained.-N. Y. Herald
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-09-19
why Not?

Mr.. Snoozle-It appears that in rail-
road accidents the first and last cars are
always the ones injured.
Mrs. S.-Why not leave them off the
train?-Harper's Weekly.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-09-19

Trotter-Break any hearts while
away on your Vacation?
Foster (sadly)-Yes; one.
Trotter-Whose?
Foster-My own.-Harper's Bazaar.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-09-19

Mysteries Locked In Her Bosom.
"There's woman that knowsa great
deal more than most people"
"Who is she2"
"She is a dressmaker"
"How does she know more than mos
people2"
"She knows where the pockets in
women's dresses are, for she puts them
m Y Press.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-09-19

John Coslett, the South Main street
green truck and fruit dealer, will receive
tomorrow morning a car load of fine
Jersey peaches, which will sell at prices
within the reach of all. This will be a
special sale. II
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-09-19

Mrs. Ellen Toole, mother of Clerk Of
the Courts Toole, died at her home on East
Centre street Saturday and was buried this
morning. Requiem mass was held in the
Annunciation church. Mrs. Toole has
been q resident of this town for twenty
five years.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-09-19

Green's my favorite Color" said Flos-
sic, Except in apples"
How do you like apples?" asked
Aunt Anne.
Ripe" said Flossie.-Harper's Young
People
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-09-19

Neighbob-And you expect to support
my daughter on ten dollars a week?
ClarlSlets-Yes, sir.
Neighbob-Well, go ahead my heart
refuses, but my pocketbook consents.
She costs me fifty dollars.--N.Y Y. Herald.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-09-19
A Great STOCK.

Five thousand novels, the latest and best
issued selling at.25 cents other places, for
sale ct Maxi Reese's for 10 cents. The
finest playing cards: in the market cents
per pack.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-09-19

Wife-The cat is in the pantry eating
the cold steak. Come and drive her out
Husband - Is that the steak you
cooked for dinner2
Eyes"
''Then, I reckon, the cats gone
already. "-Texas Siftings.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-09-19
Differences.

81 can't work without inspiration"
said the poet.
And l." observed the undertaken,
"am quite as badly off. cannot work
without expiration. Puck.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-09-19

Shell do not care TO marry you.
DO not care TO even talk 10 you.
He "a widower)-That is precisely the
reason want you TO marry me.-N. Y,
Herald
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-09-19
Almost an Insinuation.

Customer-Are these pants all woolP
Clerk-As ! am an honest man, dey
was all wool.
Customer-Then | suppose they are
two-thirds cotton.-Texas Siftings.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-09-19
Must Get 7Another Partner.

Cousin Ned-May | have the next
waltz?
Cousin Nellie-Yes, If you can find
anyone willing TO give it to you.-Chi-
cago News Record.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-09-19
nnn rnnse nf nelnIcInr.

Irritated Parent--O, Williel Williel
You win drive me crazyi
Willie-What would you do, mamma,
u l was triplets2 Chicago Tribune
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-09-19

Buy Keystone -four. Be sure that the
name LEssIG & Co., Ashland, Pa, is
printed on every sack 3-3-8taw
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-09-19
The Dear Thing.

Miss Crofut-This little cup and
spoon We're given to me on my first
birthday.
MISS Prussley-Oh, must show them
10 mammal She has perfect rage foi
old silver.-Puck.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-09-19

Infants shoes 25c. per pair, at the
Peoples store, 12l North Main street,
Shenandoah. 6-21-H
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-09-19

Presumably the hottest season Of the
year ha passed, and from this time on it
will be advisable to give attention to mo g
strengthening diet than is generally recon-
mended by physicians, and a more liberia
use of meat may be adopted. But meats
are unusually high, while vegetables are
about the usual rates If you can't afford
to indulge in LARGE quantities OF meat it sis
safe TO say that no harm will come to the
physical system from liberal use OF
potatoes, turnips, tomatoes, cabbage, and
especially of oatmeal.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-09-19

Speetacles TO suit all eyes, at Portz's
book and stationery store, q North Main
street. 4.28-tf
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-09-19

Best work done at Brennan's steam
laundry. Everything white and spotless
Lace curtains specially. All work
guaranteed.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-09-19

Coughing Leads to Consumption
Kemp's Balsam will stop the cough at
once
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-09-19
she Did Not Tell a Lie.

She told him that her belt was pinned,
As close TO him she drew,
And when his arm stole round her waist
He JeH that this vas true.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-09-19
Rather Early.

like 10 wake up In the morn,
A little after four
To hear the little birdy's song,
And dear old papa's snore.
-Harpers Young People,
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-09-19

An old lady informed us the other day
that the best and only test of death is to
apply lighted match to the end Of the
fingers Of the supposed corpse. If blister
forms, put the body back TO bed and apply
the necessary restorstives. If you are
alive you cannot burn your hand without
raising a blister If you are dead, and
fame com,s in contact with any part Of
your body, no blister will appear,
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-09-19

The Pennsylvania Railroad has issued
another OF its famous books-thIs one to be
of special interest to all those who will at
tend the Columbian Exposition in Chicago
next year. 1t not only gives a sketch of
its road from New York to Chicago, but it
has descriptive notes cf the cities of New
York, Philadelphia Washington and
Chicago, with maps Of each city. It has
also complete description of the Exposi
tion grounds and buildings. The book is
exceedingly well written, and has illustrs-
lions Of not only the famous points and
views along its road, but of the principal
objects of interest in the cities named
above. It's typography is excellent, and its
facts indisputable, and it will be great aid
to those who will 60 to Chicago next year
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-09-19
THE NOTE BOOK.
Some of the Topics That People are Tall
ing About To-day.

some OF the Iopics Ihat feOple are Ialk-
ing About To-day.
The watermelon season is drawing to q
close. The biggest and most juicy of our
fruits has had its season. From early sum
mer until now they haye been with us;
from the South first and then from nearer
localities. But we have not heard it
claimed by any enc that the melon quality
for 1892 has been up to the standard, and
that is more particularly the case With the
jersey Mountain Sweets. The Georgia
melons have never been famous for quality
but the Jersey Mountain Sweets have long
held the highest place in the estimation OF
lovers of the watermelon. Why they are
inferior this season is a question respect
.ully referred to pomologicsl experts.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-09-19
Coming Events.

Four pair mems seamless hose for 25c
at the Peoples store. 6-2l-tf
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-09-19
Lanes Family Medicine

Moves the bowels each day. Most people
need 10 use it,
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-09-19

IITANTED.-25 stone masons and % laborers
w wanted at once at the VIM. Penn colliery
9-l6-lW
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WANTS. &c.

EOR SALE.-A two-seated carriage in good
L order, very cheap. Apply atJ j. Bobbin's
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1892-01-28

Some time since, the Toledo Blade
boasted of our governments income
being greater than its expenditures.
The boast was absurd, in view Of
the fact that the governments mon
sy is the peoples money, and with
drawn from the people for govern
mental purposes by indirect taxation.
A single dollar withdrawn for any
purpose but the Legitimate need Of
government is governmental rob-
berry, and the rot of plutocratic
papers about the governments in
come is calculated to deceive the
people, and is either mark of stu
pidity or rascality. Our govern
ment has no income. Its revenues
are the contributions of the people
under laws or fixed rules, and are
properly denominated taxes, direct
or indirect. For lawmakers to Gre
ate unnecessary expense in uncalled-
for appropriations, and then making
provision to meet such appropria-
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1892-01-28
Latter Day Republieani.,n.

From the Pittsburg Kansan.
The Republican party of to-day is
the embodiment of all that is vicious
in American politics.
1t antagonizcs commercial free
dom, personal freedom and industrial
freedom at every point.
1t hates the very word Gree. 1t
fights free speech, free trade, free
coinage, free men and free access to
the bounties of nature.
1t teaches the atrocious and hith-
erto unheard-of doctrine that debt is
a blessing, and mortgage an evil
dence Of prosperity: because it's
masters, the Shylocks of Wall street,
thrive when the people are in debt,
and prosper when they are burdened
with mortgages. for then Shylock
collects his blood money in the shape
of interest, through the local leeches
who wax fat on commissions and
fees, in return for watching and
bounding the debt.cursed people,
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1892-01-28

and warning them to pay or be sold
out by the sheriff.
1t fosters capitalism, high tariffs,
high taxes. jobbing, interest, usury,
gold standardism, monopolies and
the Capitalization of capitalistic and
political power.
1t distrusts the people.
Its faith is in corporation.
1t ia rapidly transferring all sover-
eighty from the people to corpora
tions.
1t treats with sneers, scorn and
contempt the bare suggestion that
the people, in their organic capacity
as a government, could issue money
direct to themselves, or that they
could manage natural monopolies
without the intervention of corpo-
rations
Any proposition that they do ST
is greeted by the 6. o. p. with loud
and derisive horse-laugh.
Latter day Republicanism means
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1892-01-28

! forty-six billions of dollars concen-
trated in the hands of 25O, 900 pso-
pie in death struggle with twenty
billions divided among 60, 900, 900 of
people.
Republicanism is robbery in kid
gloves, piracy in silk stockings, an
archy in broadcloth.
1t keeps in it's service, because it
can pay for it, all the trained talent
in the land, whether it be at the bar,
on the bench, in the pulpit, on the
press, in literature, on the forum, in
the factory or the counting-room, or
wherever it can be found and 10
needed for its purpose.
1t is party of legalized plumber,
gilded immortality and practical
atheism.
1t neither fears God nor regards
man in its pursuit of pelf and power.
1t is an ever-growing menace to-
the republic, and must 60, or repub-
lican institutions will perish from
the land.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1892-01-28
NERVOUS
Bill Y
PILLS, ENGLISH BRAND.

Tho only genuine cure for Lost Manhood, Exhausted
mature Decay LAcio Confidence Inability Of the MAJ.
red sffhsr aer) and Dependency all OF which follow In
shotrai OF Youthful Error Imprudencea aud excesses
Nsavl Waste ia somewhat new field of consideration
FOR people OF stdous habits People think that sup
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pusscd They should not b. Nerves should be-
ised carefully hank account; you cannot get out
bank The whole train OF nervous disorders OF either
only bs reached by remedy that remedy
supplies the system with the ingredents
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spark ami insanity other form VI nerve depres
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To introduce tne.. Pms Win send postpaid pach.e.
which ought to be SUFFICIENT To any or bebify
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With the positive essurnnce on my part that Hl
priceless remedy WHOSE besides restoring the
vital force extends itself intellectual faculties
elevatng the emotions dspeling the bane Of lie and
rsstortng tts blessings
pen,ss imposed upon s.. pn.tIll.a pr.send.r. VII.
unable 70 furnish you with trustworthy reference
DIR. 4. d. SMITH, q Sc Avon Spring.. n. Il
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Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1892-01-28

The AGIrAToR local edition) one
year, and Scott's Sub-Treasury
Plan and the Land Loan System,
$l.00. Foreign edition Of the
AGITAToR one year, and the above
book, 60 cents.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1892-01-28
KANSAS AGITATOR,

tions in taxation is for the people
to be robbed by the men chosen to
provide for their protection against
robbery. A surplus in the treasury
means excessive taxation and reck-
less expenditures. A full treasury
means empty pocket-books for the
people, and sooner or later, the men
or party that rob the Taxpayers will
be hurled from power. The sooner
the better.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1892-01-28

If the farmers are not organizing
with a view of benefting them
selves by voting for those princi-
Piles that are in harmony with their
interests they would better disband.
If they are content with their pres
ent condition, their mortgages and
unrequited toll let them go on in
the sane old rut and vote against
their interests and to put more
money In the pockets of the nail
lionaire. Alliance Herald, Fredo-
MIA. ,.
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1892-01-28

Mr.. SPRINGER, great Democratic
statesman, Proposes to help the farm
er by placing wool on the free list.
The Republican party has already
helped the farmer by placing tariff
on corn meal. What great friends
to the farmer are the statesmen of
the two old parties!
Kansas agitator. [volume] (Garnett, Kan.) 1890-1905, 1892-01-28
POpulist Hand Book.

The Populist, or Peoples Party.
Hand Book, published by the Vim
cents, is ready for delivery. Call
at this Office, or send, and get one.
Price, so cents.