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The Irish standard., 1892-10-01

B..HT. Shaver, assistant superintendent
of schools for the county Of Hennepin
filed the annual report Of the d1stric
schools with the state superintendent
recently. The following is the Statue
Of the county schools: Number OF schol.
ara entitled to apportionment, 1887
number not yet entitled to apportion.
mont, 825; enrolled last school year
4,722; average length Of schools, ~
months; number OF teachers, male. 80,
female, 80; average monthly wages of
teachers, male, 847, female, $37; teachers
graduates Of high school, IS; of normal,
II; Of college, IL; other teachers who
have attended high school 26, normal
eight, college l01, institute 80; number of
school districts, 100; new school houses
built during the year, frame four, valued
at $4,000; whole number of school houses,
SO frame, seven brick; value of houses
and sites, $50, 1875; value of desks, $500;
value Of apparatus, 5000; total volumes
in libraries, 1866, valued at 1854; total
receipts for the year, 1884, 419.5s; cash on
hand at the end of year, s28,353.75; ag-
gregate indebtedness of districts, $685.
060.66; visits made by county superin-
tendent, 100; districts not visited, three;
first grade certificates granted, eight;
second grade certificates granted, 159;
third grade certificates granted, 18; aver
ago tax for 1891, ZIG; pupils between
and 8 years, 1,206; between and Is
years, 3,112; between Is and 21 years, 373;
80 school houses in natural groves, IS
have no trees about them; average num-
Der OF voters at annual school meet
ings, ID.
The Irish standard., 1892-10-01
DEnDCRll TICKET.

Eh1cRll lc II|C I 4 ]
NATIONAL
For President $50.
GROVER CLEVELAND,
Of New York.
For Vice. President
ADLAI E. STEVENSON,
Of Illinois.
For Governor
DANIEL w. LAWLER.
For Lieut.. Governor
H.A. HAWKINS.
For Secretary Of State
PETER NELSON,
For Treasurer-
JOSEPH LEICHT.
For Attorney General
JOHN G. NETHAWAY.
For Judges of the Supreme Court
DANIEL BUCK,
THOMAS CAVITY,
WILLIAM MITCHELL.
CONGRESS.
First District
H. HARRIEs.
Second District
W. 8. HAMMOND.
Third District
0. M. HALL.
Fourth District
in. CASTLE.
Fifth District
JAMES W. LAWRENCE.
Sixth District
NJ. r. BALDWIN.
Seventh District
WI. KELso.
GEORGE E. LEDGERWoOD.
JULIUS J. HEINRICH.
Sheriff
JOHN LANDBERG.
Treasurer
THOMAS j. BUXTON.
County Attorney
LOUIS r. THAN.
Clerk of Court
ROBERT L. cox.
Judge Of Probate
JAMES r. CORRIGAN.
Coroner
DR. wILLIAMJ. BYRNEs.
Surveyor
JAMES e. EGAN.
Court Commissioner
M. F. HANLEY.
Superintendent Of Schools
JAMES A. LEWIS.
COMMISSIONERS,
First District = 81.
: EDWARD J. CONROY.
Third District
JOHN DUFFIELD.
Fifth District .$
-. "a EDWARD E. EGAN. 1s
LEGISLATURE.
Twenty-ninth District
GEORGE M. BI4EECKER,
ROBERT G. HINRICHS.
Thirtieth District
Mp. NELSON,
FRED SALISBURY.
Thirty -frst District
G. s. MILLER,
w. E. NIXON.
E. B. AMES.
Thirty second DISTRICT
P. B. WINSTON,
G. w. MEYER,
HI. l.. TUCKER,
PETER GUNDERSON.
Thirty third District
S. A. STOCKWELL,
A. M. GOODRICH.
Thirty fourth District
B. E. OHRISTLIEB,
J.E. WOODFORD.
CITY TICKET.
JAMES G. HAYNES,
Traaa,,rar- 80
JOSEPH O. sCALLEN.
Comptroller
sOLON ARMSTRONG.
Municipal Judge
JOHN j. McHALE.
ALDERMEN.
First Ward
PERRY A. LONG.
Second Ward
FL LENHART.
Third Ward
HUGH JENNINGS.
Fourth Ward
BERNARD CLOUTIER.
Fifth Ward
GEORGE s. WALRAVEN.
Sixth Ward
The Irish standard., 1892-10-01
PROBATE NOTICE.

GTATE OF MINNESOTA, County of Henne
- pin-Prnbate Court.
In the matter OF the estate of Ann Mary Dean
deceased.
On reading and filing the final account OF the
administrator of the estate of said deceased
and his petition praying for the allowance Of
said ACCOUNT mt !, and tor a decree assigning the
titled to the same:
It is ordered, That said petition be heard at a
special term of said Court, to be held at the
County, on Monday, the 17h day of October,
1892, at 10 O'clock in the forenoon; and that
notice of such hearing be given to all persons in
terested, by publishing this order once
in each week for three successive weeks prior
to said day of hearing in The Irish Standard, a
newspaper printed and published in said
county.
Dated at Minneapolis this 23rd day of septem-
Der, 1892.
BY the Court: J. R. CORRIGAE,
Judge of Probate.
The Irish standard., 1892-10-01

Whereas default has been made in the condi
tions of certain mortgage made and dated De
brick, and Lois A. Philbrick, his wife. rnortgag
ors. to Philip Kuch, mortgagee. which mortgage
was duly recorded in the office of the Register
State Of Minnesota, on the 9Th day 81 Decem-
Der, A. D. 1885, at ten o'clock q. NJ. in Book 28a
of Mortgages, on page AL.
n ortgage is the following described tract or
parcel Of land lying and being in the County of
Hennepin and State of Minnesota. to- wit: Lot
four a. in block thirty one (3l), in St. Anthony
Fla Is according to the plat thereof, except ten
(1O) feet of said lot heretofore decided to Susan
q. Kent, sa deed dated October 4th, 1860, filed
for record December 9Th, 1850, at fonr O'clock
o. M, and recorded in Book 2of deeds, page 2 L.
No action has been instituted at law to recover
the amount secured by said mortgage or any
part thereof. and there is claimed to be now due
sum of sixteen hundred ifty-two IS 100 ($l652 65l
dollars, which includes fifteen hundred lS1500 00)
dollars principal. and one hundred fifty two
IS 100 $l52 65) dollars interest.
And whereas it is stipulated in said mortgage
that in case of default in the payment of the
principal or interest or any part there when
due, then and in that case the holder ct said
note and mortgage might declare the whole sum
secured by said mortgage duo and payable at
once, and foreclose said mortgage for the sum
90 due.
payment of both principal and interest.
Now, therefore, notice is hereby given. that
by reason f said default, and ny virtue of the
power of salem said mortgage contained, and
pursuant to the statute in such case made and
provided the said mortgage will be foreclosed,
and the premises therein described and covered
by said mortgage will be foreclosed, and the
premises therein described; and covered by said
mortgage. win be sold at public auction to the
highest bidder for cash to pay said debt and in
terest and seventy five ($75) dollars attorneys
foreclosure thereof. and disbursements allowed
bv law, which sale will be made by the sheriff
of Hennepin County and State of Minnesota, at
Minneapolis. County of hennepin and State
Minnesota, on Monday the 7th day Of Novem.
Der, A. D. 1892. at ten o'clock in the forenoon OF
said day, subject to redemption at any time
within one year from the date Ct sale IS pro-
vided by law.
Dated September Goth, 1892.
PHILIP KUCH,
Fl. w. Young, Mortgage.
Attorney for MortRagee,
400 Globe Building, Minneapolis, MINI.
The Irish standard., 1892-10-01
PROBATE NOTICE.

CTATE OF MINNESOTA, County of Henne-
- pin.-Probate Court
In the matter OF the estate of Ann Mary Dean
deceased.
Letters of administration on the estate OF
Ann Mary Dean, deceased, late of the County
of Hennepin and State of Minnesota being
granted to Ann Mary Dean.
1t is ordered, that six months be and the
same is hereby allowed from and after the date
|of this order, in which all persons having
claims or demands against the said deceased
are required to file the same In the Probate
Court Of said County for examination and al
lowance. or be forever barred.
It is further h ordered; that the first Monday in
April, 1888, at 10 o'clock g. M, at general
term of said Probate Court, to be held at the
Court House in the City of Minneapolis, in said
County, be and the same hereby is appointed
as the time and place when ano where the said
Probate Court will examine and adjust said
claims and demands.
And it is further ordered, that notice of such
hearing be given to all creditors and persons
interested in said estate by forthwith publish.
ing this order once In each week for three sue
cessive weeks in The Irish Standard, newspa.
per printed and published in said County.
Dated at Minneapolis, this 23rd day of Sep
tember 1892.
By the Court: J. r. CORRIGAN,
Judge of Probate
The Irish standard., 1892-10-01
PROBATE NOTICE.
oTATE or MINNESOTA. County of

CTATE OF MINNESOTA, County of Henne.
- pin.-Probate Court.
and testament of Patrick Ring, deceased.
and State Of has de1iyyered
to the Probate Court of the County of Henne-
pin, an instrument in writing, purporting 10 be
the last will and testament of Patrick
Ring, late of said County, deceased, and
filed Herewith her petition to said Probate
Court praying that the said instrument may b.
proved and admitted to Probate, and that let
tiers testamentary be granted thereon to said
petitioner.
1t is ordered, That said petition be heard and
the proofs of said alleged will be taken at a
special term of this Court to be held at the
Court House, in the City of Mimi eapolis, in said
County, on Monday, the 18th day of October,
1892 at 10 o'clock in the forenoon, when all per.
sons interested may appear for or contest the
probate of it; and that notice of such hearing
be given to all persons interested, by publish
ing this order once in each week for three sue
cessive weeks prior to said day of hearing, in
The Irish Standard, a newspaper printed and
published in said County.
Dated at Minneapolis, this 10th day of Septem-
Der, 1892.
BY the Court: ]. R. CORRIGAN,
Judge of Probate.
Campbell Il SODERBERG,
Attorneys for Petitioner,
335 Temple Court.
The Irish standard., 1892-10-01
PROBATE NOTICE.

CTATE OF MINNESOTA, County of Henne.
- pin.-Probate Court
In the matter of the estate of Russell NJ. John
son, deceased
On reading and filing the petition of the ad
ministratorof the estate ofsaid deceased, praying
for decree assigning the residue Of said estate
20 the persons by law entitled to the same:
It's ordered, That said petition be heard at q
special term OF said Court to be held at the
Court House in the City of Minneapolis. in said
County, on Monday, the 10th day of October
notice of such hearing be given to all persons
interested, by publishing this order once in
each week for three successive weeks prior tc
newspaper printed and published in said
County.
Dated at Minneapolis this 10th day of Septem
Der, 1892
By the Court: J. r.. CORRlGAN,
Judge of Probate.
GEO 8. GRIMES,
Attorney for Administrator.
The Irish standard., 1892-10-01
PROBATE NOTICE.

GTATE OF MINNESOTA, County Of Henne-
- pin-Probate Court.
In the matter of the estate of Thomas Moriarty,
deceased
On reading and filing the final account If the
administrator of the estate of said deceased. and
his petition praying for the allowance of said
account and for decree assigning the residue
to the same:
It is ordered That said petition be heard at q
special term of said court to be held at the
county, on Monday the 10th day Of October,
1892, at 10 clock in the forenoon; and that no:
tice of such hearing be given to all persons in
week for three successive weeks prior to said
day of hearing in The Irish Standard, news
paper printed and published in said county.
Dated at Minneapolis this 10th day Of Septem-
ber 1892. J. r. CORRIGAN,
BY the Court: Judge of Probate.
GEO. S. GRIMES,
Attorney for Administrator.
The Irish standard., 1892-10-01
NOTICE OF MORTGAGE SALE.

GALLAGHER Il KINNANE,
Attorneys for Mortgage.
The Irish standard., 1892-10-01

\" PROBATE NOTICE.
CTATE OF MINNESOTA, County of Henne.
- pin.-Probate Court
In the matter of the estate of John Curry,
deceased.
y Letters of administration on the estate Of
John Curry, deceased, late of the County
of Hennepin and State of Minnesota, being
granted TO Thomas Curry.
1t is ordered, That six months be and the
same is hereby allowed from and after the date
of this ORDER in which all persons having
claims or demands against the said deceased
are required to file the same in the Probate
Court Of said County, for examination and al
lowance, or be forever barred.
It is further ordered, that the first Monday in
April, 1898. at 10 O'Clock q. M, at general
term of said Probate Court, to be held at the
Court House in the City Of Minneapolis, IN said
County, be and the same hereby is appointed az
the time and place when aud where the said
Probate Court will examine and adjust said
claims and demands.
And it is further ordered that notice of such
hearing be given to all creditors and persons
interested in said estate by forthwith publish
ing this order once in each week for three sue
cessive weeks in The Irish Standard, a newspa-
per printed and published in said County.
Dated at Minneapolis, this 2Srd day OF septem-
her, 1892
By the Court: J. r. CORRIGAN,
Judge of Probate.
The Somerset reporter., 1892-10-27
business Affairs.

The condition OF general trade contin-
ucs highly favorable. although the de
monStrationS in connection with iht
Columbian celebrations and the political
agitation operate temporarily IL slight
check upon the volume of transactions
Exports have increased, the volume ol
imports l. large, and exchange is lower
The most encouraging recent development
i the improvement in pig iron, which
manifrStS itself less in higher prices
than in greater iirmncss, and indicates
that the check to production has had it,
auticipatrd effect in reducing the accumI-
lated stocks and making ii possible iol
the furnaces to obtain less ruinou-
prices than those viii q have recently
prevailed. The course of the Southern
furnaces in raising prices fifty cents Il
ton shows the improved condition, and
the large demand for iron for structural
purposes and he heavy consumption oi
pipes and plates create better de.
mand.
The wool market is NOR" affected by
the ncarncss of election than any other
because it j. universally recognized that
the fortunes of the parties and the poll
cirs for which they stand touch this Stapl,
most closely. There have been large
sales, but prices are far from firm
Manufacturers are doing brisk business
and most of them are far behind thcil
orders
The Somerset reporter., 1892-10-27
Nv ho Pays the Tariff Tax.
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The Somerset reporter., 1892-10-27
I,ucklin'. trnica Salv

The best Salve in the world for Cuts. Bruises
Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, letters
Chapped Hands, hib'ains Corns, and all Skin
Eruptions, and positively cures piles, or no pay
required. 1t is guaranteen to give perfect salts
faction, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per
box or sale by Roland T. Patten.
The Somerset reporter., 1892-10-27
A Well Earned Tribute.

\ correspondent of the Bangor Wing,
in commenting upon the election of Col.
j. B. Peaks to the state Senate from this
county, and the congratulations extend
ed to the Senator-clcct by his fcllow-citi-
Hcn-, pay the following mcritcd compli-
mrnt To our worthy ncighhor, ". T..
Parsons. Esq. of FoNcruft
mo man in this State has worked
harder, or deserves more credit than
Hon. W. +. Parsort>, of FoXcrott. MEM
her of the state committee. in this coull-
~. He has worked early and late, and
has filled the place of several speakers
who have been ab>cnt. and no man has
made better or>murr convincing ~peecll-
rS
Mr., Parsons has been actively engaged
in l'i-cataqui- county politics for the
past twelve years, is thurough-@oing
Republican, and like the sincere. honor
able man that he is, alwaV, works un-
>clti>hly and faithfully for the good of
his party and the advancement of those
great principles of national import in
which he earnestly bclivcs. an able ora
tor and sound logician. on the stump be-
fore the people he makes strong aud con,
vincng arguments in behalf of protec-
tion ot American industries. thcclcyation
and continued prosperity of American
labor and in support and defense of the
progressive policy OF the Republican
party.
In thi. present campaign he has prov
ed to be one of tn" most popular aud III
tractiye political speakers in the State. Is
we'll as an effective organizer.
Although a strong partisan, Mr.. Par
SONS never earrie- politics into hi> brsi-
ness or social relations, and has in h~
large cllenlage many persons opposed In
him in politic-. In all the party orga =
l/atlon she counts warm personal friends.
whose c"niidenc" II" "uioys to the full
IN-tAnt
The Somerset reporter., 1892-10-27
1oSsie'S I'auCicS.

FIo>,ie Wis spending a month in tlr
country. aud the second evening after
her arrival she WH> taken out tu ,re the
milking. Well" She said. when Il glas,
OF warm milk Wa> handed her, = that :
the first time | 'Nrr saw u milk Wagoi
with four legs. Hens and eggs We're
object. of interest t" her also, but she
did moi -ee Il turkey until She had made
the rou ld- of the henn"ry, and then she
frightened up great old gohbcr in tht
melon patch. He made Il rush for the
fence, and She fell over watermelon
"Whal'S that. flos-ic:,' inquired her
mother. Il don't known" She >aid. a.
She brushed her dress; "bu | guess il
The kind ot hen that lays Watcrmclon,.
UotraU Free Press.
The Somerset reporter., 1892-10-27
Guaranteed Cure forIa Grippe

We auth orizc our advertised druggists to sell
you DR.. Kings New Discovery for Consump.
tion Coughs and Colds, upon this condition
II you are afflicted with La Grippe and will
use this remedy according to directions, giving
it a fair trial. and experience no benefit, you
may return the bottle and have your money re-
funded. We make this offer because OF the
wonderful success Of DR.. Kings New Discov.
cry during last seasons epidemic. Have heard
Of no case in which it failed Try it. Trial
bottles free at II. T. PATTEN's Drug Store
Large size SOC. and 81 90.
The Somerset reporter., 1892-10-27
, : cent

is about the cost of the aver
age dose of the True al. f."
Bitters, yet some dealers try
to force an imitation on you
to afford them more profit.
Such a man will sell you poor
goods in every line.
The question for you to
decide is, will you have imita-
ton, low price and sickness,
or True "L.F. IL cent dose
and renewed health. Trade
mark al. F. in red ink is your
safeguard.
The Somerset reporter., 1892-10-27
Mainc Soil Good For MILK

The condensed milk industry is gain
ing a big foothold in Maine, and the in
dications are that ii will largely re-
volutionizc the dairy interests of Maine.
1t is ascertaned on chemical examine
ton of condensed milk made in Maine
that il containes silica and lime, conse-
qucnt to being produced on granite soil,
that lends ii great keeping quality
Factories condensing milk in other
states have had to contend with fcrmen-
tation, so that in their estimates they
make calculations on 10 per cent as what
is known as "swell heads" or fermcnted
cans. out of 100 days product of one
f ctorv in Maine not swell head can
has appeared. Exposed to the air in an
an open vessel for 100 days ii remained
perfectly sweet rs when manuf ctured
Not only this, there is no tuberculosis
among the cattle of Maine. 1t having
been cradicatcd by the prompt and
vigorous effort of the Maine Cattle Com
missioncrs, who established a quaran.
tine against infected animals.
The mosquito bill is one OF the measures
which takes effect immedi lately after its pass
age
The Somerset reporter., 1892-10-27
\ Dream, We'll. What of it3


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NJ = - ~ -" VI ~ -
Der the 3oih. l md severe 'l''h III
rnuuhinr. - violent 4 fo almost exhaust
,, UI,.,, a,a, p.,furd NV resi- and
I..,,i,,,, ,.b,ir md W. soun i'm dream
I,uj nn,;,,r n,z .lumhrrinr moment,
u,., IN ,,,in,f,.. II, the slncL. a mr-srn=
Ill ,,, m. a., ,,rthl, friend and
.,ij ,.\nn,,iIl In. ,aIlr1f fni. before long. .
Ih.tj - -l,,,t ,.,n,,.r.ation with him and
hrh,dr ma. ...raad-n -niasht. and left. lrax-
Inc, th, i,nn,s..ion IN my mind that
.h7nIJ l,.. ,,ll,.l in 5,,Islu,., .nf ul, inVtIil
rnmuouion
t,,- moi .carr,l Nll,rlulur>- hut
.,,,,, .,o,l.
I u.,il Inn Iittb4.,tfauiiou to the WotiI~
~ u,,' -l,n,b,.fin., ,.4,Il.t. .uu,, iur all -
IN. m, J,,..,m al \ .irL man. but since.
L.,,,. hrru thinlsi3.e ot the kl.ovu pa,f
',,,J .,rtirinatioa .qnnetliur of the I'M
lnnun fufuro Efpht 81 nine children
ham ia M, uarrnf. have na.>rd over.
..,,r n,.sin, ,tter = lnut. lingering
.rnIl ,f uhV.i,s,1 SUFFERING. one after -iN
.,,ntIu.r ,=and a=fhird after ii yciIf>
nf .,rtI,I,. nh, .iral atllirfinn-. the nthrr-
tar, los. nrrin5 of time. hui all having
hrrorr "a nh, ,.ieall, reduced that the,
r,nld t,l,,. hut litlr care of them
selves far wear. before they died. To-day,
am li>in,r on lin, same inc of Il living
,lrnth and hrfor,. (,od and men. | say.
lnt thr words of my night dream mrsscn-
,,rr nrny,. tru,. hriore | am reduced 10
thr nhv.iril level of the seven gone in
advance. have taken l great deal of
comfort i'm life. and take m re or less
r>rr, dnV live. yet. | hope God will
Withdraw me from earth before become
, nhvsiral wreck and a perpetual care
and incumherancc To my invalid wife.
m,r children. grandchildren and friends.
-. my fnmil, can get along much better
vituout than with me, and a. | cannot
liy, in auy comfort without them.
If tn-d;h or to-morrow is the dav To
call. let thr summons come. 1t il not
tn me such" Il terrible thing to die"
do not fear the loss of my soul by phys-
r,l death NJ, soul live, on a. | think
Rev. e.. " IlatheWav said in his last al
drr.. 10 hi. friends in this lOcaltV."1
r<rrct to live in another life to come"
So dol When tod call, me shall go
r<urctinr tu meet my earth life record
a, written ont by myself. and that re-
cord j. the one fear more than all others,
~ am not unmindful that | shall meet
a large debit column charged MP against
me. but shall be terribly disappointed
if do not find few items of credit to
off set in part my earthly sins of com
mis- sion and omission
When | throw of this old physical
body for mother earth TO distribute ac-
cordng To the inevitable laws of nature,
my soul or >pi il passes on. and can
moi ro lower in sin than when in the
The Somerset reporter., 1892-10-27
The Explanation.

\ mother, indignant to find her little
daughter low in her class at school, eN-
claimed, Wrathfully:
" I'm out of all patience with You.
Mollir. should Just like to know Why
sally Ioncs Is Away al the head al her
class and vou always At the foot"
Mollic hesitated for Il moment. and
then, hooking her mother squarcly in the
face, said:
~ on seem 10 forge, mama, that sally
Jones had very clever parents
The Somerset reporter., 1892-10-27
s Pc CIFIC S
The Waiter Did Not Smile.

The Young man from the country took
his green nccktip and his hes. girl into
Il restaurant ON Woodward avenue aud
like some young men when the girls arr"
around he was disposed Ia he facetiuus
at the walters expense.
"Waitcr." he said 'hrng me 4 hroilcd
elephant.
"lassir, replied the waiter, perfectly
llnmoved.
And waiter. bring il on toast.
~ assir."
Then he stood there like a statue for
a minute.
Nv, Il" said tn" Young man. ARE YOU
going to bring it,
"Nassir."
why don't you thcu:'
sOr,lcrS j.. ir, dat We has 10 get pay
in advance for elephants, sir. Elephants
on toaSt sir. am 5000. p; ef You take
it widout toast, sir. il am only $4,000,
sir"
The waiter never smiled, but the girl
did, and the Young man climbed down.
DetroH Erc, Press.
If the Mckinley law is hurting trade
or iniuring tn" country onr wholesale
merchants do not know ii; retail mer-
chants do not know ii commercial tray
elers do not know it; manufacturers and
employers do not know it; workmcn and
employees do not know it; farmers and
! farm-hands do not know it; producers
do not know il consumers do not know
| it in short, nobody knows it except
Democratic candidates and those whose
business it is to keep up calamity howls.
| - -Heunrboc Journul.