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The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1892-12-10
NO. 28.
10Y FOR eALpHEAps.
An Invention That Promises to Make Life
Worth Living for Many.

An Invention That Promises to Make Life
Worth Living for Many.
The wind has long been tempered TO
the shorn lamb, but the baldhead has
had to take the blasts as they came. No
special dispensations in the matter Of
weather have been made on his account.
He has had TO look out for himself, and
the fact that he survives so numerously
is perhaps better evidence Of his hustling
ability than Of his innate goodness.
Why, no one appears able to tell, but
certain it is that from time immemorial
there has been none to do the baldhead
reverence.
1t will be remembered that when the
original baldhead was making his way
toward Bethel the children by the way
side requested him to "go up" This
expression has no place in modern slang,
but compliance with the order doubtless
involved journey to sections not down
on our list of desirable habitations. Be
that as it may, the fact remains that the
caput destitute Of hairy adornment has
all along been the butt for universal
ridicule.
But it is a long lane which has no
turning, and the baldhead's turn has
come at last. Some enterprising philan-
thropist has invented polish for the
hairless crown which is warranted to
turn it into thing of beauty and joy
forever. This blessing comes in the
shape of q polish, which is easily ap-
piled by barber and imparts to the al
ready shining gown a shine so brilliant
that it dazzles the eyes and so smooth
that upon it no fly can gain foothold.
Those who have never experienced
the joys and sorrows of badness may
not be able to appreciate the value of
this discovery. The value is there just
the same. With little care the polish
can be made windtight and mosquito
proof, and the baldheaded man will no
longer fall an easy prey to the influenza
laden breezes, while he can lie down to
dreams unbrOken by the assaults of
winged things. Surely the baldhead
millennium is at hand. ..-.
The direct moral Il Gee of this dis
covery cannot be. 0rerrated. With his
sparsely thatched crown protected from
the attacks of enyious Cascas the bald
head will recover from his tendency to-
ward the use of unauthorized expletiYes,
and he may even rise to the point of
taking front seat in the sanctuary in
fly time. Relieved of the necessity for
turning his skull into a block upon
which to butcher the musca domestica,
etc., he will be able to turn his whole
thought to the sermon. thus setting
worthy example to the congregation
while absorbing truths of which he has
long stood in need
If there is justice in all things, the
man who makes two blades of grass
grow where one has grown before will
have TO take back seat when the in
ventor of the polish for baldheads comes
in for his reward.
Verify, these be glorious times, and
the baldhead is one of the chief partici-
pators in them.-Troy Times.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1892-12-10
Who Will Re the Next Popee

1t is stated that the French and Span
ish cardinals are concerning for the NOM
ination of Cardinal Zigliara as the sue
cessor to Leo Kill The general feeling
is that at the next conclave the election
of foreign pope is impracticable, the
only available non Italian members of
the Sacred College being the Swiss Car
dinal Mermillod, and the American Car
dinal Gibbons. 1t is not likely, how
ever, that either of these will emerge as
the successor of Leo XIII.
The nomination of Cardinal Zigliara,
who is Dominican monk, is not alto
gether unlikely. He is d native of Cor
sica, but, strange to say, he took out let
ters of naturalization as a subject of the
ex-Pontifical states He is a man OF
great learning and quite outside all po-
litical questions. | have reason to be-
lieve that if the pope died tomorrow
Cardinal Zigliara would be sure of near
ly forty votes. His only opponents would
be the Jesuits, whose nominee is Cardi-
nal Monaco Ia Valetta. Paris Cor. Lon
don Chronicle.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1892-12-10
Roston Wants to Come Nearer.

1t is gratifying to observe that the
business men of Boston are disposed to
make an active effort to secure quicker
time by rail between this city and New
York. The members of the Executive
Business association have discussed the
question, and have come to the very SEN
sible conclusion that the public interests
of the city demand better service, and
that such a service can be secured
without prejudice to the interests of
the railroads connecting the two cities"
No one who has studied the conditions
involved, and who knows of how much
the modern railway is capable, will doubt
this. A new line would probably not be
profitable enterprise, but it is within
the power of the existing lines to reduce
the time of the journey by express trains
from six hours to five, and there is no
sufficient reason for delaying to do so.-
Boston Post, as5 n>,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1892-12-10
Infection started by Birds.

A Frenchman recently brought 500 par
rots from Brazil to dispose f'in Paris. An
epidemic broke out among the birds, from
which all but two died The contagion
then spread to the persons who kept them,
and several have succumbed to the infec-
tious pneumonia.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1892-12-10
Foolish Extravaganza.

Mr.. De Style-My dear, l have en-
gagged box at the opera tonight.
Mrs. De Style-The idea! You know
I'm 80 hoarse that | can't speak above
whisper. New York Weekly.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-02-09
THE SONG OF THE "No. o.,

THE SONG OF THE "No. 90
Ny dress is of fine polished oak,
AS rich ss the finest fur cloak,
And for handsome design
You just should sec mine
No 0, No. O.
Tn beloved by the poor and the rich.
For both irlpartially stitch;
In the cabin shine,
In the mansion I'm ine-
No. Q, No.
never get surly nor tired,
With zeal l always am fired;
To hard work incline,
For rest Ie'er pine
lam easily purchased by ALL
With instalments that monthly do fall;
And when am thine,
Then life is benign
No. o. No. Q.
To the Paris Exposition went,
Upon getting the Grand Prize intent:
Ileft all behind,
The Grand Prize was mine
No. %, No. 0.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-02-09
POSTPONEMENT,

Above delinquent sale has been postponed 4
January 80, 1892 By order of
MOYLAN C. FOX, Secretary.
Salt Lake City, December Goth, 1891.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-02-09

AGE MTS for DR.. TALMAGE'S New Book
covering his LIES work and great
IT, A r,nrn trip ITO, Through, and From
w II ~ Ell the Christ Land" entitled
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-02-09
"cHICAGO" LODE MINING CLAIM,

CHICAGO" LODE MINING CLAIM,
situated in Garfield gulch. about six miles from
Muldoon, in Little v God River Mining District.
Alturss county, Idaho, in order to hold said
premises under the provisions of Sec. 1924, Re.
viscd Statutes of the United States--beins the
amount required TO hold the same for the years
ending December 81. 1891; that your proportion
one third Tor S33. @31s each.
And ii, within ninety DAYS after this notice by
publication, you fail refuse to contribute your
proportion OF such expenditure as a co-owner,
your interests in said claim will become the prop
erty of the subscriber under said Section 1924.
W. II. MORRIS.
VThe aforementioned amc uuts may be paid
ut the flee of the TIMES whose editor is author.
lied to receipt for the same.
W. II. MORRIS.
First publicati January 8, 1892.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-02-09

And In accordance with law and the order Of the
Board Of Directors Of the cooperation, made on
said 10th day Of October, 1891, SO many shares Of
each parcel Of stock may be necessary will be
sold at public auction at the principal Office Of
the company, No. II East First South street Salt
Lake City. Utah, at II o'clock L.. IN. on the thir.
t.eth t30th) day Of November, 1884, to pay the de.
linquent assessment, costs of advertising. and
pense of sale. MOYLAN G. FOX,
Secretary King Of the West Mining Co.
SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH, November II, 1901.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-02-09
From kaanner to Throne

Embracing New ife of Christ, and a Story OF
Palestine and its People illustrated with over
400 wonderful engraviDgs OF scenery in Holy
Land, copies of old masters, and famous pictnrei
from the Land and Times Of the Saviour also q
grand picture of Jerusalem on the day of the cru
cifixion in IL colors and ten feet in length. This
is DIR. Talmxge's life work and his greatest book
Orders are now pouring in from all parts Of the
civilized world. You will never have another
like il. 1000 900 copies will be sold the first year
Agents should drop all else and secure territory
Such chances come only once in q lifetime. Ex.
elusive territory giNen-iuil protection. The
most remarkable and wonderful of all boz ks
about the Land Times and People of the Bible
Go 10 work now and you will make hundreds ct
dollars. Territory going with a rush; act now
no capital needed. Name territory you want and
write At once for particulars to
The Jones Bros. Publishing Co.
ocsdwGn Cincinnati Ohio.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-02-09
A WEAK MAN

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Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-02-09
THE EXPOSITION GRAPHIC
Printed in English. German, French
and spanish.


and spanish.
The first number of this great quarterly edition
of tie Graphic, just issued, contains Views of eli
the Principal buildings from official designs tthe
Administration, Fine arts. Manufactures. Fish,
cries. Mines and Mining, Agricultural Buildings
and everything else TO datel. Portraits of the
Principal Officers of the Commission aud pirert
cry, Views of the Principal Cities of America.
fGil page Portraits of President Harrison and Sec
Rotary Blaine, and superb triple page Bird's-Eye
View Of the Exposition Grounds aud Buildings
from designs by the Bureau of Constr uction.
You will want copy for yourself and several
for your friends.
80 Pages. with supplement The finest publics-
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Do not fsii 10 send for a copy or ask your News.
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Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-02-09
The Forum
"TnE FOREMOST PERIODICAL Fol
THoUGHTFUL READERS"

Among the features Of the Forum for 1851 will
be:
Results of tie Census: A series of articles by
General Francis A. Wsiker: Results If tie Latest
Research and OF the Most Recent Achievements IN
All Important Lines OF Work, In Science and in
Industry: BY speci slists, Political Discussions:
By the leaders Of opinion in the United States,
and by foreign ssstesiarn Shibboleths CT the
Time: series of Critical examinations of popu.
lar opinions by " S. Lilly, the British essayis,
Autosiographicel ESSAYS: 4 series to which some
OF the most noted men of the time. American and
Britfsh. have alresty contributed: Discussions of
Socisl end Religions Problems in the United
States: Literary Articles, discussing the tsnden.
cits Of literary work along all directions of sctiy-
ity: by the foremost Critical writers.
9 &C.. is e%pE'' The Forum, NEW iSaK.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-02-09
Delinquent Notice.
ZINC OF THE WEST MINNIE com.

IN pany. q corporation. = Location Of prin-
ctpal place of business, Salt Lake City, Utah Ter
ritory Location IF works, Alturss county, Idaho.
NOTICE.-There are delinquent upon the fol.
lowing described stock, on account Of Assessment
No. s. levied the 10th day OF October. 1891, the
several amounts set opposite the names Of the re-
spective stool holders, as follows;
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-02-09
POSTPOUEMENT.

At a meeting of the Board Of Directors Of the
King Of the West Mining Company. held at the
company Office, in Salt Lake CITY. Utah, on the
27th day OF November, 1891, the date of payment
and sale OF the above.described delinquent
stock was extended from the 3Oth of November
1891. to the 30th day Of December, 1891. at the
same hour and place.
MOYLAN G. FOX, Secretary.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-02-09
Notice of Forfeiture,

Ts P. j. Quinn and John Kelly, or Their Heirs OF
Legal Re representatives.:
You are hereby notified that have expended
one hundred (S100l dollars in labor aud improve
ments upon the
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-02-09

At the Universal Exposition of 1890, at Paris,
France the best sewing machines of the world
including those of America, were in com petition
They were passed upon by a jury composed OF
the best foreign mocha nical experts, two Of whom
were the leading sewing machine manufacturers
of France This jury. after exhaustive examina-
ton and tests. adjudged that the Wheeler d
Wilson machines were the best of all, and award
ed that company the highest prize ofered-the
GRAND PKIZE-giving other companies only
gold, silver and bronze medals.
The French government as further recogni-
ton of superiority, decorated Mr.. Nathaniel
Wheeler, president of the company with the
Cross of the Legion of Honor--the most priced
honor OF France.
The No. 0, for family use, and the No. IL. for
manufacturing uses, are the best in the world
to-day.
And now, when you want sewing machine, If
you do not get the best it will be your own fault.
Ask your sewing machine dealer for the No Q
Wheeler & Wilson machine. II he doesn't keep
them, write to us for descriptive catalogue and
terms. Agents wanted in all Uuoccupied terri.
tory. WHEELER & WILSON MFG. co.
Chicago, Ill
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-02-09
The Worlds Fair.

Whether you intend to visit the Worlds Fair In
Chicago in 1893 not you will want history of i,
from the beginning such q history Is being
magnifcent,y presented by
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-02-09
CIubhiag Terms With This PAPER.

The Exposition Graphic Quarterly and
the WtkKLY rIAzs Observation-Disclosures 90
The "Grsphic" weekly. and the .wEExLr
Beth publication ms AID the WEKKLY TINES :. e0
Make remi,tsuoes under CLUBBING rates to this
Office.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-02-09

Has attained standard OF excellence
which admits Of no superior.
1t contains every improvement that
inventive genius, skill and money can
produce.
Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-02-09

They arc tho best value for
tho money ever offered, and
have always been so regarded
FOR THE PAST so YEARS.
Quick workers, economical in
the use Of fuel. always reliable.
IT you want a perfect Stove
buy an ACORN.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-05-29
WHAT WOMEN CAN DO.
Plans for the Building Set Apart for
the Sex at the Big Fair.
MEN ONLY DID THE HEAVY WORK.
Fair Hands Unaided Will Complete IT.,
Decorate 1t and Fill 1t.
SCHEME OF THE NOVEL EXHIBIT

CORRESPONDENTS OF THE DIsPATcH.1
CHICAGO, May N.-Barring the heavy
work of construction as relates to wood
and mortar, the Woman's building of the
Columbian Exposition is a building for
women, by women. 1t was designed by a
woman, the decorative finish will be done
by woman, and the exhibit therein is to
be that of women's handlwork and women s
brain work only. This exhibit will mark
the first participation of women in a
national enterprise of such Importance, and
will be telling object lesson, showing their
progress in every country in the world dur
ing the century in which educational and
other privileges have been granted them.
Also, will it show the increased usefulness
that has resulted from the enlargement of
their opportunities.
In no other way could the world be given
an adequate idea of the extent and value Of
what is being and has been done by women
in the arts, sciences and industries; and in
no other way could the bread winners, fight
ing unaided the battle of life. learn of the
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-05-29

the left of the first floor is model kinder
garden, and on the right model hospital.
On the first floor and its gallery will be the
exhibits. In the second story are located
ladies' parlor, committee rooms and dress
ing rooms, all leading to the open balcony
in front.
The roof gardens will of course be the
center of attraction, since the greatest
novelty and doubtless the best place to rest.
Then there will be clubroom and a great
assembly room, with an elevated stage, and
room for the press women, where they can
find chairs upon which to rest, or all con-
veniences for prosecuting their work. And
there is to be model kitchen and a library,
upon the shelves of which can be found
only books written by women, and here it
will be shown for how many years women
made no use of their talent in this direction;
and-but space forbids.
In this brief description and enumeration
I have merely skinned the top off full
pan, but enough can be seen and learned of
women during the great Fair to swell to the
bursting point the heart of every woman
with any pride in self or sex.
MARY TEMPLE BAYARD
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-05-29
DEADLY SEWER GAS.
The Fear of 1t Having an Influence
on the Furniture of Homes.
MODERN FAD FOR WILD FLOWERS.
Progressive Conversation Party q New
Thing for Society.
MARGARET Il. WEIGHS FRESH GOSSIP
WRITTEN FOR THE DISPATCH 4

WRITTEN FOR THE DIsPArCH.I
The sanitation of houses is a question
which appeals to every house mother.
Plumbing, which the average woman knows
very little about, is something she is always
questioning and investigating, and sewer
gas is grewsome mystery she breads more
than smallpox. Many fine houses are being
built now with the plumbing ce ntered in an
isolated part of the house, and the needs Of
the family supplied with water carried by
hand from that point; still more are care
fully planned SO that every toilet room shall
open directly to the outside air and close
with tight doors, not divided by portieres
from the sleeping rooms. One occasionally
hears of house built with no connection
with the public sewer main, an individual
system of sewage being maintained. The
increased offering of washstands, with all
styles of furniture suits, is cheap and costly,
perhaps the most pregnant indication Of the
trend Of public opinion in the matter.
With this view of the case thus empha-
sized it is some consolation to thos of us
who must live in rented houses with OBJ
durate landlords who won't take out plumb
ing at the whim of each succeeding tenant
to recall that the most eminent authorities
differ as to the deadly power of sewer gas
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-05-29

ernment to allow the great bronze door OF
the Strasburg Cathedral to be reproduced
for the door of the main entrance of the
woman's building. Of course, 1t is not
contemplated to do this in bronze, but with
perfect faithfulness in some other material,
possible papier-mache. To Sabina Stein
book, sister of the architect of this great
Cathedral, the world is indebted for the in
PRODUCTION of those graceful, flowing lines
which so beautifully replaced the infexible
stiffness and medieval angles. She both
designed and executed this door, and GER
tainly nothing could be more fitting than
a reproduction of it for our Woman's build
ing.
Should the German Government consent,
then the Imperial Commission will be re-
quested to name German woman who is
equal to the task of reproducing the doors.
Should no German woman be found for the
work, then the Woman's Board will en-
deavor to find the one in America best
qualified for such an ambitious under
taking
The Woman's building could not have
been given a prettier situation in Jackson
Park than has been given it. Directly in
front of it is the lagoon which here takes
the form Of a bay; from the center of this
bay grand landing and staircase leads to a
terrace six feet above the water; crossing
this terrace other staircases give access to
the ground floor four feet above, on which,
about 100 feet back, the buildings situated.
Inside the Big Building.
The first terrace is designed in artistic
flower beds and shrubs. The principal IA
cade has an extreme length of 400 feet, the
depth of the building being half this dis
tance. The first story is raised ten feet
from the ground. A wide lobby leads into
an open rotunda, through the height of the
building, and is protected by richly orna-
mented skvlight. This rotunda is sur
rounded by a two-story open arcade which
is intended to produce an Italian court
yard effect and to admit abundance of light
to all rooms facing this interior space. On
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-05-29

DR.. William Hammond does not feel at all
certain that sewer gas is poisonous, and
cites in evidence the notoriously robust
health which sewer rats enjoy. Why
should they thrive in a place surcharged
with poison fatal to man? Men, too, en-
ployed to work in sewers do not appear
more liable to illness than those who do not.
Another authority declares that damp
cellars are more fatal than defective plumb
ing'-all of which uncertainty is not with
out measure of solace to the great majority
who are trying to fight an ambiguous and
invisible foe.
A dressing table daintily draped and lace
trimmed imparts an indescribable touch of
prettiness to woman's room. The one
shown has one or two novelties which give
it value as model The slightly rocco
mirror is a concession to the prevailing
Louis Quinze effect and the small circular
top around which the material is arranged
in full pleats that project above and o little
out is change from the usual manner of
draping. The frame of the mirror may be
made bv carpenter, painted, gilded or
covered with the material with which the
table is draped afterward piece of mirror
glass fitted in. A straight support goes
from the floor to the circular top in the
middle back of the table. In arranging the
drapery the cretonne or muslin is drawn
away and fastened to the tops
The caprices of modern culture certainly
take on some very delightful phases. One
of these is the study of wild flower lore
which, in the rush of these swirling times,
might easily become lost art. Staten
Island and Long Island have their Arbutus
clubs, whose mission is explained by their
name, and other suburbs are equally active
in organizations intended to develop fond
ness for and knowledge of the floral treas
ures Of wood and field. Very recently the
Storm King Club gave brilliant social
function at Cornwall on the Hudson largely
attended by New York fashionables, which
was wild flower reception, the clubrooms
being lined and banked with the many
varieties of wild flowers to be found in the
valleys and slopes of famous old Storm
King.
The pretty tea cosies which milady affects
on her 5-clock tea table, in cone and inter
shapes have got to 60. Tea connoisseurs