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The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-07-14
THE FUNNY SIDE.

PoLrTIcs makes strange bed-fellows,
but they don't get TO bed very early
nights.-Sonervillc Journal
ScESE-R z. Eating House. Trav-
eler How much time have we?'
Waterfall the time you chsws."
THE college graduate thinks he knows
everything until he undertakes 70 hitch
up mule.-Binghamton Republican
TIE person in the government service
who can handle money With the great
est rapidity is a woman. Many bus
bands will readily believe this.-Louis-
vile Courier Journal
Fab CBI1Io-'O, your picture is Just
lovely; but surely the original Is not
quite 500 flushed as THAR" Artist
''Flushed2 The original7-' Fair Critic
Yes; Lady Golconda, you known
-Artist-"That's not Lady Goiconda-
That's tropical sunrise Judy
FOREIGNERS WORTH KNOWING.
MR- GLADsToSE's rate Of speech aver
ages one hundred and fifty words per
minute.
THE Chinese minister Is the most sx-
pensively dressed man in Warrington
lie never appears more than once in the
same costune, and it Is supposed that
he has $3.50. 900 worth q dry goods dedi-
Gated 10 be personal adornnaent-
QCEES VIcToEIA grsciously sent her
autograph, written % parchment, with
the royal seal Of Great britain aud Ire
land, aad Handsomely framed AMI
mounted. 20 tie committee If the sc-
tors fund fair. reseutiy held ia New
YORK
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-07-14

turned to us. But if the final decision
goes against the Kansas shippers, then
look out for blow given with such force
that it will be hard TO find a man who
will not feel it r'
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COUNTY REPUBLICAN TICKET.

COUNTY REPUBLICAN TICKET.
State Senator 18th District,
O. II. BENTLEY.
Representative 9th District,
Representative 6Sth District,
GEORGE L, DOUGLASS.
Representative Goth District,
l. Ii. SHIVELY.
County Attorney.
JOHN ID. DAVIS.
Clerk District Court,
S. y. BRIDGEMAN.
Probate Judge,
/. :. NAFTZGER.
Superintendent Public Instruction,
J. :. CARSON.
County Commissioner.
d, a. MCPHERSON
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1892-07-15
COUNTY OFFICIALS.
THE BRITISH ELECTIONS.

The Gladstonian party at the British
general elections have not been fully as
successful as was anticipated. Instead
of from 100 to $50 ma ajority, rs Gladstone
himself and his enthusiastic supporters
expected, Gladstone and the government
are ON about equal terms. Returns give
the Gladstonians yesterday sixty-two
majority.
The accuracy OF the prediction gauge
of public opinion is remarkable. When
the Salisbury parliament was dissolved
it was with the full knowledge that the
next ministry would be Gladstonian and
would carry home-rule measure
through the commons. Even the local
tiles where the liberal gains are to be
made were pointed out. Thus far the
predictions have proved correct in the
main except as to inajorities. There
has been occasional surprises on both
sides, but the uniform gains of tory
votes in all parts of the kingdom pointed
unerringly to a return OF Mr. Gladstone,
but with crippled power. His major
ity cannot be accurately estimated until
the boroughs and rural districts have all
spoken. The tories concede liberal
majority, and that the Irish party will
certainly hold the balance of power, as
l. has done before. As the Mccarthy
ties and the Gladstone liberals are in
unison regarding the character OF home
rule legislation the probabilities are that
the present Irish factional strife will at
Eeast be held in abeyance until Il home
rule bill is passed.
The brevity of these British electoral
campaigns is one peculiar feature OF par
liamentary law in Great Britain. few
weeks after the dissolution OF one par
lament another will be in power. Pub
lie opinion is formed while parliaments
are at work, and when fresh appeal to
the people is made the issuance of writs
and the balloting are crowded into q
brief period. Bnt, while the British
system does rot permit a long campaign
the few days generally allotted to elec-
ton oratory are exciting. The present
election is no exception, and violence
has been frequent not only in ireland
but at various hustlings in England anC
Scotland. Gladstone has watched
serenely the incoming tide in his favor
1t is his crowniug opportunity. Th'
house of lords may throw out his home
statesman is pleged to help the British
democracy defy, and if necessary dc
strov their tory lordships' power.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1892-07-15

Dispatches today speak OF another
bridge to be built across the Niagara,
bv the Canadian Pacific. From this we
suppose their contest with the Wander
bilts is at an end on the bridge question.
1t has been long and desperate struggle.
The Vanderbilts beat them once in their
own Ottawa parliament and those charg-
ell with the bribes have not yet all been
exported. From the fact that the Can
adian Pacific have purchased a terminal
site near the Erie depot, on the Ameri-
can side, we infer that their bridge Will
cross to Hubbards point, on the Canada
side, between the little carriage bridge,
and the cantilever, thus cutting off the
Vanderbilts view of the falls.
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Dissolution Notice.

Notice is hereby given that the law
partnership heretofore existing between
e. B. Dufur, George Watkins and Frank
Menefee, under the firm name and style
of Dufur, Watkins x Menefee is this day
dissolved by mutual consent. George
Watkins retiring from the firm. All
persons knowing themselves indebted to
said firm will please call at once and pay
the same to Frank Menefee, and all per-
sons having claims against said firm will
present the same to him for payment.
Business will be continued at the old Of
fee, under the firm name OF Dufur <
Menefee. f. 3. DUFUR.
GEORGE WATKINS.
FRANK IENEFEE.
Dated this 25th day OF June, 1892.
& 95dAU
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SECOND STREET. THE DALLEs, OR

Gentlemen will find THE ELETE
fully up to the times in every respect.
Hair Cutting in the best manner, in
every style OF the art. Spooth Shaving
and Perfect Baths.
Hours: Every day and evening dur
ing the week. Closed on Saturday eve
nings after 10 O'Clock. Open on Sun
days from a. IN. to - o'clock noon.
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sCHEDULE.

The Da1les, Portland 6 astoria Nay. Co
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The reported death of William Wal
dorf Astor having been officially denied,
the statement. OF the Buffalo Express to
the effect that hereafter the head of the
family will be his cousin, the young
''Jackastor' who married the beautiful
Miss Willing of Philadelphia, fails to
m0terialiZe
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1892-07-15

Oil and water color studies will be
sold for less than cost for the next thirty
days, to make room for new stock to
arrive soon. SNIPEs & KINYRsL9,
7.9d6t The Dalles, Or.
Mr. W. NJ. Terry, who has been in the
drug business at Elkton, KY, for the
past twelve wears, says: Chamber
Iain's Cough Remedy gives better salts
faction than any other cough medicine
have ever sold'' There is good reason
for this. No other will cure cold so
quickly; no other is so certain pre-
ventiye and cure for Group; no other
affords so much relief in cases of whoop-
ing cough. For sale by Blakeley 4
Houghton, druggists. dSW
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The St. Charles Hotel,
PORTLAND, OREGON.

This old, popular and reliable house
has been entirely refurnished, and every
room has been repapered and repainted
and newly carpeted throughout. The
house contains ITO rooms and is supplied
with every modern convenience. Rates
reasonable. A good restaurant attached
to the house. Free bus to and from all
trains.
C. w. KNOWLES, Prop.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1892-07-15

The proclamation OF GOV. Wiley, OF
Idaho, that any renegade found in the
Occur d d'Alene with dynamite ''be shot
on the spot" should go to posterity
along with the words OF the famous Gen.
Dix, once upon Il time when some ire
verent'son of the confederacy proposed
to outrage Uncle Sans emblem of true
liberty
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1892-07-15

MIR. l.. J. b. Lincoln. inventor and
proprietor of Uncut Leaves has gone
TO London to try his pet and profitable
racket on the public in that metropolis.
There's a smooth and winsome Yankee
for YOU, -s
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a Ssw Kind of Insurance.

For twenty five cents you can insure
yourself and family against any bad re-
suits from an attack of bowel complaint
during the summer One or two doses
of Chamberlain's Collie. Cholera and
Diarrhoea Remedy will cure any ordi-
nary case 1t never fails and is pleasant
and safe to take No family can afford
to be without it. For sale Mt 25 and
90 cents per bottle by Blakelev & Hough-
ton, druggists. d&w
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Adlai f Stevenson has done just
what we believed he would do. He has
declined to accept as gracefully as possi-
bic the cool treatment with which Mr..
Cleveland proposes to regale him.
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Terms of Subscription

Corner Second and Washingtc" Streets, The
Dalles, Oregon.
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Until further notice the Regulator will
make trips to the Cascades and return
on Thursdays and Sundays, leaving
The Dalles at Il. IN. Excursion rates
so cents for the round trip. 5-23tf
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rare opportunity for the ladies is
now afforded by Mrs. Philips, who is Of
fering millinery at one third less, as she
has decided to retire from the business.
See advertisement. 6.1Sdtf
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The Single Fare.

EDS. RECoRD-UNIoN: i would like to
ask why it would even be as well for any
citizen of Sacramento that there should
be two companies running the two sides
of the city in railways. There would not
be any cut in price of fares. Ii a person
started from Twentieth and @ for the
depot 1t would cost five cents, if either
company owned the roads, but suppose
that same party wants to 90 to Twenty
eighth and NJ, or to Oak lark, or, in fact,
almost any part of the town, and the
Gallatln parties owned the G-Street line
and the Central line didn't have line in
that part Of the town, it would cost ten
cents to get there or back the same. Now.
with one company owning the entire sys-
tenn person can go from any part of the
city to any other part for five cents, and
one company can give a better service
than two companies can. | have all along
and ala yet in favor of equipping II and
Tenth streets, as it has been run for
twenty-four years, and then start at Sew
enth and j, and go out E. This has been
my pet plan, but as we cannot get that, |
think the Trustees will be doing the
greatest good to the greatest number by
letting the Central Company have q
street, SO that the people can get to any
part Of the city for one fare of five cents.
Then If Messrs. Gallatin and Livermore
take a franchise on II street we will have
competition and good service.
II STREET.
The record-union., 1892-10-01
POLICE COURT PICKINGs.
The Cronin Perjury Case to Be Hear
This Afternoon.

The Cronin Perjury Case to Be Heard
This Afternoon.
Pat Carroll headed the Police Court
calendar yesterday, charged with being
drunk. He had nothing to say and no
money, and was consequently sent to jail
for five days.
George Brown, charged with battery,
pleaded not guilty. demanded jury
trial, and had his case set for October
18th, pending which time he will have
TO pine in prison or dig up' sufficient
collateral for bail.
Milo j. Aver was also arraigned for
battery on the complaint of Daniel Web
ster Lintield. Daniel responded to his
classic appellation, and was prepared to
prosecute, but a continuance was granted
Mr.. Aver on account of sickness in his
family to October GOTH
NJ. III. Young. an itinerant photo
grapher, charged with obtaining % cents
from some sufferer under false pretenses,
had mis- case continued until to-day.
E. a. Burr was found guilty of violat-
ing the health ordinance. judgment being
withheld until Monday.
All Sing, Sam Sing and Long DOGGY
were each fined $40 for smoking opium,
and sorrowfully paid over the ducats to
Clerk Dunn.
A. Swanson and f. WichowSki, charged
by n. Wolf with robbery, were dis
charged on account of insufficient evil
dence against them.
d. q. Cronin, charged with perjury,
was represented by A. l.. Hart, who
asked hearing of his case without fur
Their delay. a witness for the prosecu-
cution being sick in San Francisco, how
ever, the case went over until this after
noon.
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The index of square is the number Of

cells of one side. Suppose you are max
ing one 12x12; make the IA cells. (See
diagram No. p Divide it into nine
equal parts by heavy lines This
makes the first, second and third
series Tor top, middle and bottom).
Begin at the left hand and top, using the
first course of the formula with l; goes
in the first cell of the second square of
the top series; 6 goes in the cell CORE
spending TO the place of in the preced-
ing square. Treat the third square of the
top series by the first course, which
brings you to number II.
Returning, you use the second course,
entering the next succeeding number in
the cell corresponding to the location of
the lowest figure in the course, commence
ing in the same square of the series in
which you made the last entry. This
each of which foots up %. Continuing,
serve the middle square of the first Sc
ries, then tine first square.
You now have twelve couplets of 25,
for you have been out with the first
course and back with the second course.
Next drop down to the first square of the
second series. Go out with the first
course and back with the second course
These couplets foot 70 each. Now go out
in the third or bottom series, using the
first course and back with the second.
Halt of your cells are now filled. Now
place the next number in the cell CORE
spending TO that occupied by 9 in the
third course, setting it in the lower left
hand square. Proceed through these
three squares of the bottom series, with
the third course and back with the fourth
course, which completes that series.
The record-union., 1892-10-01
MAGIC SQUARES.
Curious Freaks of Figures Curiously
Arranged.
Construction of Magic Squares Indefi-
nitely-The Principles Gov
erning Them.

EDS. RECoRD-UNIoN: Noticing the
magic squares printed in the RECORD
UNION Of September 9th, the writer
would respectfully represent that better
arrangement of the numbers is possible.
/ herewith submit samples and text
descriptive of system for indefinitely
extending them. By the exercise of care
and patience any one can construct magic
squares rapidly and correctly.
In the magic square one to sixteen, the
sum of each vertical, horizontal and
diagonal line of numbers is thirty-four
If in card is cut a square of size to ex-
pose four numbers in the square, on NOV
ing it indiscriminately it exposes exactly
"a. Now, suppose two opposite edges of
said square be brought together and the
open square spans the joining, the 81 again
appears. With like result you may join
the other two opposite edges. Bring the
four corners together and there is the in
evitable 81. In the SKIS square the foot
ing of line or square is $50.
The formula, as key to the construc-
ton of these squares, is the times
square dissected (see diagram No. y, and
applies only to those squares whose in
dices are multiple of four: for instance,
SKIS, 12x12, 16116, etc.
The record-union., 1892-10-01
No, 8.
SQUARES OF ODD 1NDIcEs.


To make magic squares whose induces
are odd numbers, as 3, 5, 7, etc.:
Place l in the middle cell or the top line
OF cells. Drop to the bottom and move
one cell to the right for 2. Always pro-
coed upward to the right (diagonally)
filling each cell as you go so far as there
is an opening. Arriving at the right
hand of the square, move clear over to
the right hand and up one cell for the
next number.
When you reach and record a number
which, divided by the index of the
square, leaves 30 remainder The sue
ceedlng number must be placed in the
cell Immediately under it. When you
get to the top of the square, drop to the
bottom, moving one to the right. Con-
tinue as above, and you will be sure to
be correct.
The sum of any line of figures in the
square is equal to the middle or center
number multiplied by the index of the
square.
The sum of two opposite numbers is
equal to double the center number. For
instance in the Xxi square, is opposite 40.
they equaling so; is opposite As. So
continue all the way around. Nine is
opposite Al, etc.
The following diagrams will by exam
NATION be found to demonstrate the prin-
clpleS set forth.
The record-union., 1892-10-01
Musical and Literary.

given last evening at Pioneer Hall, under
the management of Misses Noteworthy
and Renlro, was well attended, the seats
provided being all occupied.
The programme was informal and con-
sisted Of vocal and instrumental music
and series Of tableaux, participated in
by number Of children, and Rotations
by Miss Noteworthy, Miss Renfro and
others.
Those present were we'll and pleasingly
entertained, and many OF the selections
given were accorded hearty applause.
The record-union., 1892-10-01
Republican Resolutes.

J. o. Funston, President ofthe Reprali-
can Resolutes, has appointed I. H. Wallis,
George III. Young, Ira A. Robbie, L. P.
Williams, Fred l.. Martin and Scott
Ennis to act as Parade Committee and
to have charge of all uniforms. The club
telegraphed yesterday for twenty addi-
tional uniforms. They have member
ship of 100, and have closed the roll.
The record-union., 1892-10-01
Grand Island Leyee.

The Rio Vista NeaOS states that little
over a half mile of the Grand Island
levee on the Wilsey and Goldman
ranches, along Steamboat Slough, has
just been strengthened. DIR. J. c.. Stan
ton did the surveying last week, and the
contractor, DOC" Stewart, performed
the work with horses and scrapers, NOV
ing something like 10000 yards of dirt.
The levee is now in splendid condition.
The record-union., 1892-10-01
Found Their old sweetbearts.

The two young Indiana women who
left their Hoosier homes week ago to
meet here and wed their old-time lovers,
have come. One of them, Miss Nancy A.
Williams, was married on Thursday
evening to Frederick Bennyhoff of Butte
County. Her friend, Miss Clara L.
Rogers, was to have married Herman
Roth, but their wedding has not yet been
announced
The record-union., 1892-10-01
False Economy

Is practiced by people who buy inferior
articles of food because cheaper than
standard goods. Infants are entitled to
the best food obtainable. 1t is fact that
the Gail Borden 'Eagle'' Brand Con-
densed Milk is the best infant food
Your grocer and druggist keep =.
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III. n. III. BROWN.
Sacramento, Sept. 80, 1892.
Theater Employes, Union

The Mechanical Stage Employees
Union" has been organized here with the
following officers: President, E. Engle-
hardt; Vice-President, j. Kingsbury;
Treasurer, E. Dwyer; Secretary, George
Fisher; delegate to Federated Trades,
Win Smith; Sergeant-at-Arms, Rolla
Curtis. These, with Robert Caldwell,
constitute the charter members.
The record-union., 1892-10-01
EVFRYBODY'S COLuMN
Correspondence of Interest 20 the
General Public.

Under this heading the RECoRD-UNIoN will
publish short letters from correspondents on
topics OF interest TO the general public. The
matter In these communications viii be IN
derstood 10 represent only the views of the
writers. Ali communications must be ae-
companled by the name of the writer, not for
publication. unless SO desired, but as guaran-
tee of good tafth-EDS
The record-union., 1892-10-01
Bitten by a. DOG.

A vicious dog owned by family on @
street, near Tenth, on Thursday evening
attacked and severely bit little son of
Mrs. j. w. Orwell. Word was sent to
the police, and Captain Bradley shot and
killed the bloodthirs ty canine. The
child's arm was badly bitten.
The record-union., 1892-10-01
An Insolyent Contractor.

John E. Durand, contractor and car
penter, petitioned the Superior Court
yesterday to be declared insolvent. He
owes 81, 715 to various lumber and build
ing material firms in this city, and has
no money, he says, with which 20 pay
his debts
The record-union., 1892-10-01
Tony Gets His Freedom.

Tony Banning, the colored individual,
who is alleged to have threatened to kill
his wife, appeared before Justice of the
Peace Henry again yesterday, and was
discharged as not guilty
The record-union., 1892-10-01
Suit on a Promfssory Note.

w. A. Fountain commenced suit in the
Superior Court yesterday against Julia
Hoppe, to recover $1,000 on promissorv
note. The note is secured by mortgage
on large parcel of farming land, about
ten miles from this city.
The record-union., 1892-10-01

NOTHING contributes more toward a
sound digestion than the use of the gen.
uine Angostura Bitters of DR.. J. G. B.
Siegert d Sons. Ask your druggist.
The record-union., 1892-10-01

Napa, September Both. Robert
Crump (brother of Mrs. George Newman
Mrs. f. A. Torrey, Mrs. Max Fielder and
Mrs. William Muir, aged 43 years and 9
months.
H-FuneraI notice hereafter.
The record-union., 1892-10-01

Move up to the second or middle series
and go out with the third course and
back with the fourth. Then with the
third course GO out in the first series and
back with the fourth course, completing
your square:
The record-union., 1892-10-01

IL a. n. R. P. Wilson; 7:9O P. NJ, Jesse
Wood.
Colored Methodist Churchill A. NJ, P.
Z. Page; 7:30 P. NJ, a. Odum.
MIssion-At 7:30 P. NJ, w. D. Taylor.
The record-union., 1892-10-01

An interesting feature in this work is
the necessary exact balance. Vide the
skeleton square or formula in each di-
vision. Note the fact that a number is
placed in each vertical and in each hori-
zontal line. The first course proceeds
with the sun; the second reversed; the
the third course goes with the sun and
the fourth against it. Again, in forming
the couplets, you set the first number of
the second series over the figure of the
nrst, the second under, and so constantly
alternate. The following diagram illus
trates the SKIS square:
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J. S. B., Sacramento.

ANs.-There are several breeders of
choice varieties of fowls in this city and
vicinity, but as they do not advertise
their business it is impossible to locate
The record-union., 1892-10-01
DIED,

WRITE to Cooper for everything in the
musical line. 63l street.
The record-union., 1892-10-01
A OuerV.

EDS. RECORD UNION: Would you
kindly tell a stranger if there are any
poultry yards in Sacramento at which
few hens, for small private yard, might
be purchased, or do your people always
send abroad for them?