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The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14
Shot for Flirting with His wife.

PApUCAH, KY, Jan. 14.-Last night
at the depot at Fulton, KY, Dave Cald-
well shot Harley Hisey dead, emptying
his revolver into his victim, three shots
being in the heart. Caldwell accused
Harley of flirting with his wife, and
when the latter laughed about it shot
him. Thirty men witnessed the deed.
Caldwell is in Jail.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14
A Sound Liver Makes a Well Man.

Are you Bilious, Constipatedand
troubled with Jaundiot Sick Head
ache, Bad Taste in Mouth, Fin
Breath, Coated Tongue, Dyspepsia
Indig estion, Hot Dry Skin, Pain in
Back and between the Shoulders,
Chills and Fever, sc. If you have
any of these symptoms, your Liver is
out of order your blood IS PIC WHY
being poisoned, because your liver
does not act properly. HERBINE will
cure any disorder of the Liver, Stom-
ach orBowels. 1t has no equal as
Liver Medi cine. Price rs cents Free
sample bottle at ii. G. Risher's Drug
Store.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14
Lsty's kIier Creek Coal.
One ton So so; one half ton 3d.
one fourth ton $l.75.
Notice CT Stockholders Meeting.

Notice Of Stockholders Meeting.
Notice ia hereby given to the stock.
holders of the Waco Electric Railway
aud Light company that meeting of
the stockholders Of said company will
be held on Tuesday the 18th day OF
January, 1892, between the hours of
9 a. IN. and p. m. on said day, for
The purpose of electing directors for
the ensuing year and for the transac-
ton of such other business as may
legally be brought before said meet.
ing. W. j. HoBsoN, President.
j A. H, BISON, Secretary.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14
Waco Evening News
w eco Texas
What Do You Want!

Do you want Agentsi
Do you want Pupilsl
Doyou want q Partnerl
Do you want Situationt
DO you want to buy Anythin91
DO you want Husband or Wifel
Do you want Boarders or Lodgersl
DO you want any Help, " male or femalei
DO you want Servants, Clerks or Mechanics!
Do you want to rent Room, House or Store,
DO you want to sell your Goodwill and Fix
turesi
Do 6ou want to Rent or Sell your House. OF.
Ace, Lot or Farm
DO you want 10 Buy OF Sell Horse Wagon, or
any kind of Vehicle?
Have you Lost or Found anything1
Have GU second hand Goods of any kI d tn II
you wish to sell or exchanged
Personals or Matrimonial Advertisementsf
II so, The NEWS will publish advertise.
ment In the Want Column for ONE CEN PER
WORD per day, or FIVE CENTS PER WORD for
one week, seven days
The NEWS is the on > paper that goes into
nearly every reading household in Waco, and
besides circulating largely in adjoining towns
Hundreds can be referred to who have proHtably
advertised In its "Want" columns.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14
The Union Confederates.

NEW ORLEANS, Jan. IA. The Associ-
alton of the Army of the Tennessee Con
federate veterans held meeting last
night and elected General John Glynn,
Jr., president. The date of the conven-
ton or reunion of United Confederate
veterans was fixed for April s, next,
in this city, when representa- tives from
all southern states will be present.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

We give employment to more people
and have more teams engaged in de.
livering our "justly celebrated Big
Muddy lump" coal than any other
dealer in the city. Telephone Egan
or coal"
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14
WEAKNESS.
Why will kpyOnB rnnEN weak when
they can be made ssrongl

Everyone should know that the entire
human structure is constantly being torn
down and rebuilt, the same as in the
vegetable world the trees she'd their leaves
and again put forth new shoots. Now,
when the blood becomes too weak to carry
to the kidneys aud liver this dead tissue
that should be removed, the whole system
becomes enervared and a distressed feeling
of weakness and unnatural fatigue followA
One feels half dead, SO to speak, and liter
slly is half dead the old tissue Clinging in
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14
Accidentally Shot Himself.

BLOOMINGTON, ILL.,, Jan. l4.-Frank
Ryburn, aged %, son of James Ryburn,
a wealthy farmer near this oity, was
accidentally shot and will die. He was
riding in "A sleigh and had loaded shot
gun by his side. The gun was discharged
and the contents lodged in young Ry-
burns neck.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14
DO Y0ll E-:EEL.

particles throughout the system, prevent
ing the forming OF new tissue and the
awakening of new life. At such times q
medicine that will eniven the blood, re-
move its suggishp esS ill it with red cor
puscles, and strengthen it, is necessary.
There is only one such medicine and that
Is DIR. John Bulls Sarsaparilla. Its action
on the blood is like the effect Of cream ON
coffee Il makes il good DO you want to feel
the exuberance OF perfect health? Doyou
want TO feel strong and fall Of life in every
part2 Do you want to increase your self.
control and be a perfect man or petecl
woman, free from the unnatural tenden-
cies OF wasting and facilitating diseasesf
Then use DR.. Bulls Sarsaparilla. II will
make you feel new and full Of strength.
T. ID. Burrows, CoviDgtOn, KY, writes
al would now be in my grave had i moi
used Dr. Bulls Sarsaparilla. ] was pale
ustless, and 30 weak That ! spent more Than
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

Don't forget to purchase tickets
for the Boston Symphony Orchestral
club entertainment Friday night at
the Philo club rooms. You will be
delighted. Tickets for sale at Cog
CANS Music Store, and by members OF
the PhilO club.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

Rockport lots have two strings on
fortunes bow, Orange and Grape cul.
ture, and will double in value in few
months as it is the coming deep
water port, j. Il. ANDERSON.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14
cardinal manning Diving.

LONDON. Jan. 14.-Cardinal Manning
is dying. The last sacrament has been
administered. Influenza has the veneer
able and distinguished cardinal in its
Grasp and the physicians have no hopes
&c. - sS%=---
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

Don't delay, if you desire Rock.
port property, it will be too high soon.
10 10. blocks for $500.
J. h. ANDERSON.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14
Gnnd Ice bal nIinois.

VANDALLA, H., Jan, l4.-For the fret
time in three years southern Illinois il
harvesting ice. 1t is now seven inches
thick and of excellent quality,
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14
Waco Evening News
CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS

Adv ertising In this column charged th'
rate of one cent per word for each insertion
Cash must accompany the order, except where
ordered by regular advertiser.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

Do not delay. Get you place for
home. You can buy lot in the
Kirkpatrick addition for what you
pend in lottery tickets young man.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

The Woman's Exchange Is man.
aged by lady of experience and one
VINO cannot be excelled in getting up
tempting bill of fare.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14
Will RaOnan.

E. E. Thompson will reopen in few
days with larger and better stock of
paints, oils, paper, etc., embracing a
more complete stock than ever before
carried in Waco.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

Block of 20 lots in Waco addition
TO Rockport on Herring, Kelley,
BYans and Inge streets $500
j. h. ANDERSON.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

You can buy good shoe from g
good house. We keep the class of
shoe that you want.
SLEEPER CLIFTON & Co
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

For the best and freshest beef,pork
mutton, veal, spareribs, fish 40 d
oysters 90 20 Crippen corner Fifth
and Frankling
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

The last chance to buy lots close to
the business portion of the city cheap
is offered in the kirkpatrick addition
The chance will never occur again in
Waco.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

Lunches and refreshments for en-
tertainments, furnished by the Wo
mans Exchange, 113, North Fourth
street.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

The kirkpatrick lots are close to
the center of the city, closer than any
other addition and are selling at
prices far below their value.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

Straight dinner from IL to 2 and
anything you want at any hour at Joe
Lehman's.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

If you want fresh oysters served III
tempting manner, call at the Wo-
mans Exchange, 113 North Fourth
street.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

The Woman's Exchange, lib North
Fourth street, is the best place in
Waco 70 get 6rst-olsss meal.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

A j. Leslie for frst-class watch
clock and jewelry repairing. Same
building with Fl. E. Ambold AustiD
Avenue.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

Joe Lehman's for ice cream and
confectioneries III South Fourth
street
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

Everybody goes to Joe Lehman's
when they want a good meal, or ice
cream.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

If you want the best cheap coal in
Waco telephone Lacy for he BRIER
CREEK.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

Our goods and our prices do our
advertising, we find it best in the
long run.
PARKER Bros.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14
HALF DEAD?

half nv time lying in bed My memory
was bad. could not concentrate my mind
on business or anything. My nights were
restless, and my dreams unnaturally vivid.
l lost flesh, and seem ed 10 be wasting away,
/ grew Respondent, and constantly fearful
that something evil was going TO happen,
The smallest cut would run into a sore, and
my blood was thin and cold. | heard Bulls
Barsaparilla was good strengthening med.
icine, and so gave IL a trial. II has made
life seem different 10 me, and filled me with
activity, hope ana de termination, while my
health is all / could desire"
Mrs. Lucy Bedel, Lawrenceburg, Ind,
writes: Z" / was weak end nervous, weighed
only eighty-six pou nds, took tweDty-thres
bottles OF Dr. Bulls sarsaparilla, and grew
strong and fat. l now weigh III pounds
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

lots IL Ne kDllsuih if6it
cheap as dirt, and good as gold.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

JOHN d. PARK & Sons, Wholesale Agents,
MA III and ITO Sycamore st, Cincinnati. q
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

DR. Geo. p. Mann, dentist. Full
sett of upper or lower teeth, SIP so,
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

Lots in the Kirkpatrick addition,
cheap as 1It.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

MY STORE ~ Lead Pencils for
five cents at My Store 625 Austin
street
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

I OST-A DapPr b ok sales-b k, between
IL XII and 10l, North Ninth st eet. vi der
will be ieUHrd,d by lie Yng ttme at 81 Louis
II If
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14
MY STORE, Fine Kraut at 4 cents
per pound at My Store 625 Austin.

Big Muddy Big Muddy! Big Muddy!
EGAN! EGANl EGAN!
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

Lots in the Kirkpatrick addition
cheap as dirt.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

rTNELEPH ON f.. Gaunt Bros. for Post Oak
i or Ash cord wtou, ttUNe W, Oh or fire
place wood cut an length. l2lOlmo
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

sB- Smiths Tonic Syrup cures chills ana
fever after quinine has failed. II Is pleas
xonSseIf a gTohs 10 nae opinin. ~ sn ~,
other chill medicine.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

DOR SALE.--At COST At Costi At Costi
a. Jewelry, Clocks Silver Plated Knives
Forks, spo Ons, Napkin RinIe, Pc ket and
Table Z ultery, steritcop S, Ink Star de- Pic
time we ever adyer ICED to sell at cost but we
oesire 10 handle Only New Furniture and
Second hand gooes ofall kinds. Waco Curios.
ity shop.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

M ANTED.. To buy some nice second han d
w Office fix tures. Address \ ews office.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

wv ANTED-A LADY TO CANVASS FOR
w Delsarte goods. Apply at 4OOk Austin
street 1.5tf Mrs Doss.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

WANTED-To buy Q secondhand book.
w case. Must be cheap. Apply at News
office
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

az II you love your child. look after IL
welfare by occasionally giving II DIR. JOIN
Bulls Worm Desiroyers. They never d.
harm and viii keep II well.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14
WANTED.

yVANTED-Fu nished room and board in
w prieate fan lily for yourg lady. Refec
ences fu nished and required Add ess b
care News Office. ! IL l wk.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

WANTED-To buy second hand fiat top
w desk. Must be cheap. address Desk
News office.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

UNOR RENT--A nicely Furnished room,
IL two blocks fr m Austin street. Apply
at 3l4, Moth Seventh street. II st
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

CTRAYED--Fr own, cling footing horse,
Frank Wheeler and be rewarded. II If
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

I lNE-At Gaunt Bros. fifteenth and Jack
l. streets Ro L'm or Stacked Lime
Portland, Rose dale and Louisvi lie Cement.
1910 mo
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

WANTED. Ito buy Second hand Furniture
w Stoves, Carpets, Tools, Every thing,
Waco Curiosity Shop.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

TOE REMIT Fur iture. Stoves, Sewing
IL Machines, Every thing. Waco uriosity
Shop, 6l7 Rnt 6I9 Austin street.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

EOR SALE Old papers at 20 cents per hun
L dred at The Ews office.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14
MISCELLANEOUS.

T OST- Bunch of keys, about eleven keys
~ in the bunch There are four nat keys.
finder will please return to News office
ID If.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

Thousand old suits to
w clean at 1903 North Fourth street. A.
Friedman, successor to 1he Little Frenchman.
b-2l-t
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

FOR RENT--part of my dwelling, us,
DuttUn street Call at store OF Austin
street. l-5tf MRS Doss.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

FOR RENT-one suite eff rooms on a st
floor, and one Fouth loom on second floor.
APP, TO Mrs Hsrmon. corner of Eightha d
v ashington sire, Is. tf
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

w in the rich agricultural lands of Central
Texss, to send IL cir address to THE WACO
DAILY NEWS. Information furnished free.
The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-01-14

a LIVE orlst can hear of good opening
n Apply at this office, ,r Eigtn and Clay
streets. If
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1892-11-12

CC0 ftJ'"
all the proper functions of wo-
manhood. DR.. Pierce's Favorite
Prescription is the remedy. 1t
regulates and promotes their &C
ton, and removes the obstruc-
tions and suppressions which cause
trouble and misery. At the two
critical periods in woman's life
the change from girlhood to woman
hood, and, later, the "change of life"
it is a perfectly safe and an es-
pecially valuable remedial agent,
that can produce only good results.
It's powerful, invigorating tonic,
and a soothing and strengthening
nervine; a legitimate medicine
purely vegetable, perfectly harm
less s-and carefully adapted, by an
experienced physician, to woman's
delicate needs.
For all the arrangements, irregu-
larities, and weaknesses peculiar to
the sex, the "Favorite Prescription :"
is remedy SO certain that it can be
guaranteed. If it doesn't give salts
faction in every case, the money is
returned. No other medicine for
women is sold in this way.
No other medicine can be.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1892-11-12

Wkilu waiting at Il station ia South Caro-
tina ono day was joined 10y man who car
rlcd an old lashioucd Satchcl ON his shoulder,
aud who had evidently walked many miles
through tho r'ud, lie was fully 90 years Of
aye, sorawny and homoy, and ho simply
nodded to mo end sat down On hale ot cot
ton In about ten minutes along camc u wo'
man in home spun fully his age and about
as hCmclv She had also had u long walk,
She nodded to mo and sat down on another
cotton halN Not word was said between
us for ten mnutcN Thou ns tho whistle Of
the train was hctrd in the distance she said
to tho man,
"rhon, Jim, You ar gwinc on ter iine tho
MormonSm
81 am, Hannah, " he replied,
AN YOU won't take mcr
emo"
"And I'm to he lcrtr
ayes"
"Aud It won't do no good to argufyr
"Not bit"
"Wall, then, gcod,hy to you"
She started forward with extended arm,
but passed his hand aud scizcd the satcholan
flung It thirty feet away, Then sho grabbed
him by the hair and they won't oW tho plat
form into mud bolo together, and as the
train moved a"ay she was ON top and jnn,'
ming his head into the old gold soil and say
ing between ttN jams
"Waut to jnc the Mormons, do youl Want
to leave the ok wife who's dun lived Witty, l
forty years. Want to jnc- jue-iinc, you
old rabbit, YOU"
And atty passengers gave her three cheers
| and tiger MS shc got II now hold on his patti
| archal whSkers. Detroit Free Press
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1892-11-12
Aninnl Instinct.

Nature gives an interesting account OF
an incident illustrative of animal instinct
which recently took place in Scotland.
The supply ofwater from neighhorirg lake
had been iuterfered with for ten successive
nights. On an examination being made
each morning number of eelS were dis
covered in the sluice, where the water was
ten feet deep. Thirty altogether were
found, all females. One Of these, thirty
two inches long and about two pounds in
weight, was examined, The ovary, which
was about twelve inches long in stu, and
about thirty inches long when unraveled,
was calculated to co Attain lO01i,oO eggs in
various stages of development, There is
little doubt that these cells formed part
of n band migrating to the sea (the smaller
specimens escaping and the larger being
caught), and judging from t he condition OF
the ovary it would appear that they were
impelled by tue instinct of reproduction.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1892-11-12
4 Firm of Females.

Touse a slang expression, the women are
getting there in great shape in every
part Of the world, There is in London a
firm of women tea merchants who have
bought an estate in Ceylon, and carry on
their business entirely through women
blenders. tasters, packers and agents, The
rooms where this essentially feminine lux
ury is dispensed in London are marvel
ously decorated and daiutily appointed and
are becoming favorite rendezvous for
women
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1892-11-12
Looking for a job at G5.

A farmer not less than Is entered the
office of one of our cotton mills the other
day and asked the genial agent for job at
bookkeeping He said he'd farmed it from
a boy up, and that he had decided to try
something easier the rest of his days. lie
said, too, that he had not been educated in
keeping books, but he was confident he
could do it. The agent who tells of the
incident says he heard the old gentleman's
story aud kindly told him that he saw nc
vacancy then, but that he would remember
him.-i.ewiston Journal.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1892-11-12
A Successful Novelist.

Mr.. Rider Haggard belongs to an excel,
lent Norfolk family of Danish extraction,
and is a tall, slight, handsome man, with
full blue eyes, fair complexion and brown
hair. From is to % he lived in South
Africa, and probably knows more of the
country and its languages than any other
living Englishman. He was briefess
barrister before he tlowered into success
full novelist, and although he has published
eleven long stories he is barely "a years OF
age. Exchange.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1892-11-12
DEMAND THE DIFFERENCE.

In buying baking powders, as well as any
thing else, insist upon having the worth of
your money. If another brand is urged upon
you in place of the Royal, bear in mind that
it has from ~ to 50 per cent. less leavening
strength than the Royal, as shown by the Off
cial chemical tests, which is equal to from I3ss
to IS scents perpound lessvalue than the Royal.
If you buy low class powder, see that you
are charged correspondingly lower price.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1892-11-12
viuu ANN uNwonruy

OF consideration are nustrumN vi which II 10 ~.
sCrttd- and there are many such that they cure
immt dMtcly bodily Mlmcuts ot long standing
There are none such that can thlonlc dbuidrtt
tAuuut ho instautaupuusy removed Continuity
IN the use OF u gcuuiuu medicine, surh ~ Hos.
tct,er's stomach Rittvrs, VIII eradicate Chtuuir
physlCW evils. Not the least ot thtHe lrst lh the
tiou to the removal ut which, VI purAitttd ln the
WttorS is particularly ndnptud, tunstlrtuu of
the bowels is u complaint Wllch shuulh De dealt
with vRrly aud systematically ~ are tts usual
attendants, liver CnmpU int aud dys optll For
these, for malaria rheumatism NJ irty uuuh'c
and moro recently " Ia grnpy,' tors hiRhly Oud
professionally commenced WviipWn ~ M va
doubted specific Nothing can vN,ood t. moyr
iVOhl and nervous,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1892-11-12
IInM to "IImslle. I"

Housckecpcr du Kansas Cttyl--l don't want
nothm,
Pcddlcr-I am not anxious 10 sell. ! only
stopped to remark that Chicago, whero T.
been pcddlin', can't hold candle to Kansas
City.
Don't believe It kin"
"No, indeed, mum Chicago is goin' to
the dogs fast. People there are awful poo,
while in Kanses City find everybody is ju I
rollin' in wealth, and real estates a-boomil'
Fast trains from Kansas City TO New Sol
won't stop at Chicago in another year"
"What have you got to scllf
"Soap Something new, Only 81 a cake
am take two. New York Weekly,
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1892-11-12
Early English C.-LreIIas.

Two centuries ago the umbrella was
known and used as a sunshade. Ben
Jonson and Beaumont and Fletcher al
luded to it. In 1712.it was used as a
rain protector. Gay in his "Trivia"
speaks of the umbrellas oily she'd"
which was recorded as a kind of SOU
wester material more serviceable than
gingham or silk, which was used in its
construction at that period. Detroit
Free Press.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1892-11-12
Watering Plants.

In watering plants under glass avoid ex-
tremes and give each part of the house just
the amount of water that is required Con
siderable good judgment is required in this,
else some plants in the same house may
suffer from dryness, while others are in
jured by overwatering.- Christian at
Work.
The Hood River glacier. (Hood River, Or.) 1889-1933, 1892-11-12

Mrs. Smith-So your daughter has gradu-
ated with honors.
Mrs. Jones-Yes; she understands paint
ing, and astronomy, and piano playing,
and Lord knows what all.
You ought to be very proud"
Il suppose so. IeXpect she will be very
happy in her married life if she finds hus-
band who knows how to cook, sew on but
tons and dress children. Texas Siftings.