The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1892-05-05
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year married sa.,sr. 10 the hsrpisst Liils
gohssls The ons ibs, ". married iasi.
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Be,agrsm i.i Staaes, oi pbfmse! OBJ
,es That, The la6el weru, o1 ensise
bcilie.-
"A mlsssihropi., once ssij 10 DR.. jos
bari, Never believe more thsa one bali o.
.bsi people tell .oa Yes. Jobar, replied
but .hleh bsiii
III there Is IA marrying OF giving ir
marriage 10 heaven. hos dssoourssips i
masi he 10 picture The slofies Of the Mes
Jerusalem 10 divorce lsvysr
Yoatg lady 80 yoang msr) ! bee by
The bs.spspefs ihs, monkeys are dying OF
infuepaa Youos rsn t,housh,lesslyl
Yes. AID II came mighty nigh killing
me.
Gas u The peculiar facts sbont bunsn
nstafe IL ths, sfters mao has lost ever'
,Li6e hs has himself be begins 10 feel Gem
pe,eal 70 give his friends cure tipa
lis mos, decidedly queer to me. re-
marked Chollie's i.ihsr 10 tbst young
mao that 10 scountry where thought 10
free you seem 10 be utterly unable 70 Sc,
any.
--~iussie Dont you think The Man
Without Couh,fy is just Is sad - II can
bel res.ie Ye.es; us very sad indeed.
Bn, ,hiuk the country without man
would be goo deal ssdder; don't you.
LATHE Johnny bad heard the minister
sIhoftins his hearers 20 strive TO enter IN
st The straight gate A lev moments later,
when the contribution box wss passed
around. he whispered; Ma. are they after
the gate money!
Tommy Paw. ,escner wants me to
know the Differences between effects and
conseq usnces. Mira FIgg Il thiok i can
answer that When your father came
home from ,hst banquet las, night he ieli
the fleets Of IL, and TO day he is suffering
the consequences,
--Whs, do you think OF that artist who
painted cobwebs on his ceiling 80 truthful
ly ths, the hired girl wore herself into an
attack Of nervous prostitution trying TO
sweep them down. There may have been
sueh M artist, but never such hired
girl.
MIR. Wibks (solemnly) A noted pbysi'
clan says that deadly bacteria Turk in bank
notes. aud many diseases, especially small'
poX, are spread that way. Mrs. Winks:
Oh. then. give me oil you have right of.
I've been vaccinsted, you know.
Paw, said little Tommy Fisg. | heard
Mr.. Watts say that great mems sons never
did any good. sint sgrest mans son,
en- II Up to . lste hour Mr.. Foag's mind
bad no, found = sufficiently diplomatic
answer.
Let yo-r ideal be high one. by fol.
loving the directions OF the COOK book you
may not produce . cake ~ ieht - thistle'
down. ~ thsrein promised. but you will
doubtless succeed 10 getting one Of less
specific gravity than lead.
His Wiie's Mother (in terrible fatter)
oh. dearl Oh, myl That heavy Louis
XIV. clock up stairs just fell of the wall
with = terrible crash CD the very spot
stood on but . moment before. Her
daughters husband (sbsent mindedly): !
always said that clock was slow.
Citizen Patrick, where 10 your mss
terf He WAS 10 have met me here at nine
O'Clock. and il is nov . half .. hour after
that Pat -You don know him sir CIT.
issn by. is he apt TO be late 10 his ap'
poiui men.si Pst-Lste, is IN Bedsd, in
beiu behoind hand be ladies' the wurruld.
I've got . washing machine here, be
ssn the Inventor The capitalist looked
., him 10 the cold, calculating manner
common 10 capitalists, and answered:
Well, II ! we're you, Id run right home
and use il Tina. night the Anarchist
Baud received another application for
M mbersLip.
II observe. James, said the Boston EN-
ployer. that you Say eether snd neether'
Are yon no, aware that such Ia not our
pron uucistion OF those y rdsf II doesn't
seeu TO me replied the boy from New
York despondently. that you ought 10 eI,
pecs me to say eyv.her aud nyther on
salary oi SIC month.
Il could vi, beside you forever, he said
~ ,her us, together in iron, Of the dying
smbers the cherry logs. believe you.
shs taia. ysvnins and glancina at the
ciocL, sod you intend to, dont your
There wa deeply thoughtful eXpres'
sion % his face AZ he stole softly into the
starlight and hurried himself 10 the direc'
tion OF his home
The nss baby bad proved itself the
: assessor Of er,rsordins'y vocal pow ers.
sud hsd exercised them. much to Johunys
annoyance oas day he ssid 10 bis moth
~. Ma. my little brother came iron hesv
co. diint boz Yes. dear. Johnny vas
silent Tor some time. snd ihea he veai on
Say. ma whs, 10 It. Johnny don't
blame the angels for bouneina him. do