St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-03
SUNRISE SIGNALS.

Coroner Henry l.. Hertz, of Chicago. has re
ceived the Endorsement of the Cook county.
Republican convention for state treasurer of
Illinois. For the last ten years Coroner Hertz
has kept an open box of cigars on tap for
Chicago reporters The reporters repaired
to them freely without let or hindrance at
all hours of the day aud night, aud now Mr.
Hertz has his reward.
E After all, Grants monument was long since
founded deep in the hearts of his country
men. York Recorder.
: or course. What's the use of wasting any
New York money i'll building monument of
stone. Let the corner stone rot i'll the place
in which il was left by b. Harrison.
% Tonight Col Fred Wright will be in con-
ydition TO pose AS the mythical Walloon bird.
& The Republican Prohibition alliance will
please remember that this is presidential
year. and Democrats are not throwing away
their votes for the comfort of the enemy.
Today the eyes of the Northwest are upon
ST. Paul. and the natural Democratic major
ity of this city will sweep the Democratic
ticket on to victory. And what will the Re-
lpnb. Pronibs. do then, poor things?
These frequent galvanic convulsions of
the Blaine boom keep the sweat band of
Grandfather S hat in a constant state of hu-
midity.
Physically B. Harrison is q small man, yet
his pathway to Minneapolis is strewn with
the pale corpses of presidential impossible
tiles.
The inadvertant election of old Pap PETER
and his bunch of alfalfa 10 the United States
senate has resulted in creating longing for
even ingalls, in the mind of the average Kan
san Where PETER is all sap Ingalls, is all
ginger
AS usual, the first person to be shot in the
Drayton-B Borrowe Milbank affair was man
who had nothing whatever to do with the
disgraceful imbroglio.
There are worse men i'll Chicago politics
than Mike Mcdonald, and this praiseis is Of the
minimum variety.
Notes the New York Telegram: "Three
suicides within twenty-four hours are report
ed from Minneapolis This looks as though
the natives up there were in panic in view
of the arriving Republican national conven-
tionm Well, the apparent certainty of b.
Harrison's denomination is enough TO give
any man the horrors.
The fraud racket of the Pioneer Press is
a harmless piece of senility. If man has
right to vote in st. Paul. he is going to vote.
and have his vote counted at the polls. even
if the entire Pioneer Press force, down to the
ianitors. stood around with tin stars on, trying
to scare him away. 1t may be sad thing
to contemplate for the dude cohorts command
ed by Col. Wright, still it is q fact that the
vote of the humblest day laDorer in this city
will today count for as much as the vote OF
Col Wright himself. There may be some
thing wrong III this but it happens to be
law; and one cannot, really. see how Col.
Wright and his dude cohorts are going to get
around it. The time is not yet when freemen
can be slugged to the rear at the request OF
the man who Is said to have pompously
announced, 1.-The foreigners are not running
this country YETI The legal voters of st.
Paul will vote today as they have right to.
Political Customer lin drug store)-Have
you Blaine's popularity?
Political Druggist-Eo; but I have Harri-
sons popularity. assure you it is just as
good as Baine's and-and Gin whisper) it's
a good deal cheaper.
Mr.. Jason Gould, it appears, has bought
himself new railroad. This. by the way,
is much better form than swiping one from
a LOT of financially embarrassed stockholders.
Perhaps the Prohibition can
didate would rather be Wright than be
mayor. If SO, the complaisant voters of st.
Paul would gladly assist him.
Jaggles-Good morning, Joggles. Well,
what do you knows
Joggles-Nothing; I haven't dropped in
on my barber yet -
So far IN the municipal campaign no can
didate has come forward with q pledge to do
what he can toward suppresslng the city hall
chimes. The first one TO do So will corral
right smart number of votes.
So far as the White house grounds and
culinary department are concerned. B. Har-
rison has proved the most expensive presi-
dent the country has ever had. But there is
this much 10 be said to his credit-he never
takes the marine band along to nuut ducks.
Spring plowIng may be trifie backward
in the Northwest. but it is many long lap
ahead OF spring, all the same.