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St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03
RIsIBILITY TICKLERs.

Bele-Isn't young Mr.. Van Huggen
from New Haven? Blanche L think so.
HIS arms seem to have the regulation
Yale time lock.-New York Herald.
Mamma-Why did YOU run off from
school and spend the whole day rowing
about the river? Boy-Papa said he
wanted me to prepare for college.-Good
News.
Mrs. Bloombumper-(looking up from
the misrepresentation dear. what is
the labor problem? Bloombumper-
How to get more wages for less work.
Brooklyn Life.
They have got singular state OF
things III the choir of the Highlow
church, hear" Indeed. what is it?"
.'Ihe soprano and contraIto are
friends. New York Press.
Dottie-Are you going to wear your
red and white blazer at the seashore
again this summer? Lottie-NO. indeed.
| hadn't been there week last year be-
fore l was proposed to by three BARRIERS.
-ClOthier and Furnisher.
II tell you," said the new policeman,
"'d like to arrest somebody. l haven't
had show yet." WELL" replied the
veteran. ''you just tackle most any man
you see carrying an umbrella. The
chances are that you'll make case."-
Washington Post.
First Lawyer-That was a queer case
OF yours the other day. Second LAWYER
Yes. My client wouldn't pay for
suit of clothes because they didn't fit,
and the tailor sued him for the amount
First Lawyer-How did he come out?
Second lawyer got the suit.-Judge.
Mrs. Chugwater-Josiah, if the peo-
pie OF Mars are trying to talk with us,
as some folks say. what do you sup
pose they are doing it for? Mr..
Chugwater absorbed in his newspaper)
They want to know what the score
is, I reckon. Don't bother me, Ss,-
mantha.-Chicago Tribune.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03
STATE PRESS TIPS.

The Hokah Chief complains that 1.-THE cor
rupt state political ling is showing Knute Nell
son to the front as a simple tool to further
the ends of their selfish slated programme"
According to the Belle Plain Herald the
''best plank in an excellent platform-the
Democratic-is that which demands tariff
for revenue only. The people should and
will indorse that plank
The Madelia Messenger thinks that Gen
j. Fl. Baker will probably be the Alliance
nominee for governor The general is a
brilliant orator and a famous campaigner,
and will make it interesting for his oppo-
nents if he runs
Says the Dodge County Record: .'The Great
West howls because the st. Paul GLOBE
'booms Mr.. Owen and thinks it a suspicious
circumstance. Editor Fish asks: Would
they do it for Donnelly or Fish or any other
radical man WHO'S above suspicionr Above
suspicion is pretty good"
The Chaska Herald is only partially right
in saying that joel p. Heatwole, the genial
Northfield editor. has been persuaded to en-
ter the field in this district as the Republican
candidate for congress. Joel is hustler
and we predict will have to hustle as he
never did before to reach the goal as a win
ner. However. he would make an able and
honest congressman.
The Granite Falls Tribune announces that
"Prof. McC!eary has studied the political
situation thoroughly. and he has the happy
faculty of impartiIg his knowledge to others
in q taking manner. 1t has been said that he.
is a tbeorist put we think he has demon
strated that ne is up on the questions of the
day, and thoroughly in touch with the.
party"
The Anoka Union, being red-hot for Nc.
Gill for governor, is probably entirely sin
cere when it says that mo paper in the state
would rejoice more than the Union to see
Hon. joel P. Healwole nominated for con
gress in his district. Mr.. H. is an able and
intelligent gentleman. and would poll more
than his party vote. He would be strong,
candidate, and would lead the Republican
hosts to victory :
According to the Preston Times it is .'now
charged that the bad Republicans actually
enticed, bought or cajoled the delegates to
the Peoples party convention at Rochester,
the other day, into nominating Vermilja for
congress. Ye gods. but what is coming next
The idea that a Peoples party delegate can
be bought or fooled is simply preposterous /.
Knaves and fools are only to be found III the
Republican party-so say Donnelly, Fish,
HOtch & CO..
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03
CAPT. BoRUP.

Capt. Borup is charged with gather
ing and selling important information
touching French military affairs to the
German and Italian governments. He
may be guilty, but he is entitled to be
heard. The testimony against him is
not at all conclusive, and the Partisan
press has been unjuStitiably bitter in its
denunciatlon.-New York Advertiser.
1t seems almost incredible that an
American officer could be the perpe-
traitor Of such cOwardly and treacher-
Gus act. 1t is to be hoped that Capt.
Borup may be able to disproye con-
clusively the grave charges made
against him. Pending the forthcoming
investigation, it is only fair that the
public should suspend judgment upon
the caSe.-New York Press.
While Capt. Borup's offense will ere
ate widespread indignation among the
American people, it is in the army that
the diScredit of his act will be most Sc
verely felt. Financial honor among
American military officers has always
stood exceptionally high. and conse-
quently discreditabIe action by a
soldier is all the more severely felt
Philadelphia Press.
An American officer sent to hold con-
fidential relations with a friendly GOV
ernment, who betrayS confidence in the
way he is alleged to have done, should
never again be permitted to put on a
uniform. An American officer unJustly
accused of an otfense is entitled to the
vindication of a thorough laying bare of
the factS.-NeW York World.
Capt. Borup, the military attache of
the United States mission to France, is
exhibiting remarkable fortitude under
the serious charge of having taken part
in furnishing the plans of certain
French Notifications TO the governments
OF Italy and Germany. He has been
sustained. apparently, by conscious in
nocence, and has demanded an investi-
cation in order that his innocence may
be made manifest TO others.-Philadel.
phia Record.
Of course, If the accusation is proved,
opr government cannot too completely
dlsavow or too severely punish such an
unwarrantable tampering with the Sc
crets of a friendly nation. But there
should be clearer evidence than the as
sertlon of a self-cOnfessed scoundrel be-
fore man of honorable position is dis
graced for lite.-Pittsburg Dispatch.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03

welcome to such OF this year graduates
as hear its voice. 1t has gone through
every experience the world has to offer.
and 1t assures them that, although it
may not seem so, there is room for them
all in the avenues of industry. There is
room for them not only at the top,which
is really lonesome and dangerous post,
but also in the ranks. Anybody who
can do anything will find that there is
demand for his services. The chief
trouble for man consists in finding out
what he can do. While this process is
pending. he will often be baff1ed and
cast down; but its completion is the
occasion for great satisfaction. The
happiest day in a career of labor is when
one realizes that people are dependent
on his skill and abIlity-that he NO
longer has to seek opportunities for
work. but that opportunities for work
seek him. This day comes sooner or
later to everybody who is industrious
and persistent and does not permit his
enthusiasm TO flag. The world is a
much more delightful place than some
philosophers would have us believe.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03
IS MISSOURI DOUBTFUL ?

The Boston Journal is of the opinion
that there is something more than
"rainbow chasing" in CHASING Missouri
as doubtful state, and it will doubtless
find good many Republicans down in
that state who will he quick enough to
agree with it. There was Texas dele
gate at Minneapolis who offered to carry
his whole state for the Republicans if
the national committee would give him
$4,000 for ''organization:' Fer liberal
cash payment in advance there is prac-
tically nothing which your average pol
ifician will not undertake to accomplish
and promise success as glibly as if
mountains could be pried from their
base with knitting needIes.-ProviGence
journal.
IS Somebody suggests that Missouri may
be doubtful state in this campaign.
Nonsense! In the last vote cast by
Missouri she elected fourteen members
of congress, and every one of them
9was Democratic in his politics. The
bnly doubt that the Democrats will have
to contend with is in relation to
'the vote of New York, and possibly.
Though not at all probably, of that of
West Virginia, where the Democratic
margin has been sOmewh narrowed at
times, But there are Republican states
which may give Cleveland a support
that will compensate him even for the
loss of New York.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03
WAY DOWN EAST OPINIONS.

The Chicago platform has thrown the
Republican party on the defensive on
the, currency question IN New. York,
New Jersey and New England.-Albany
Argus Dem.)
Equal intrinsic and exchangeable
value" These are the words which
describe the honest Democratic dollar.
They are the words which the Repub-
ican party, speaking through its con-
Yentlon at Minneapolis, did not dare to
use.-BostOn Post (Dem.)
Fortunately the convention was wiser
chan the committee Oh resolutions. By
an emphatic vote of 564 yeas to 342 nays
it set aside the Objectionable declara-
ti0ns drafted by the committee and sub
stltuted therefor declaration in favor
of revenue tariff.-BOstOn Herald
Qnd.)
The platform adopted by the Demo-
cratic convention at Chicago embodies
many sound principles along with some
expressions that are open to dispute, but
1t is too long for its purpose and is not
likely TO receive much consideration
either now or during the campaign.-
Philadelphia Times (Ind.)
The silver plank is Unexpectedly
sound and satisfactory. 1t declares un-
equivocally for dollars of gold and sill
Yer vi equdl ntrtHSlc value, ana Tor
such adjustment by international agree
ment as shall maintain an enforced par
Fly between gold and silver. This is
explicit hard-money doctrine ana wor-
thy of the hard-mOney party of the time
Of Jackson.-Philadelp Record.
The plank most eagerly and nervous
|.fy awaited was, of course, the silver
plank. 1t was q sad disappointment to
the free coinage men, although it pats
their favorite metal on the head and de-
n0unces the so-callel Sherman law.
The gist Of. it IS that every dollar-gold.
silver, paper-should buy as much flour
and pay as much debt as any other dol
Tar, and that gold and silver coins
Should be kept at parity by interna-
tional agreement president HarriSon's
policy}or Legislative safeguards. Hart
ford Courant (Rep.)
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03
PARSON DIXON.

The Rev. Thomas Dixon Jr. is adding
to the terrOrS of the heated term in New
York by his vigorous pulpit campaign
against Tammany.-Atlanta (Ga.) Con-
stitution.
Sympathy for the Rev. Mr.. Dixon in
his trial for libel will be greatly modi-
fed by that gentleman's practice of
making violent and extravagant state
mentS for purely sensational effect
New York Times.
The Rev. Thomas Dixon Jr, of New
York, continues his bloOd-eurdling pull
pit assaults upon the poor Tammany
tiger, hardly yet recovered from It's
grevous fainting spell III our miasmatic
wigwam. BY the way, brilliant and all
that that this pulpit fire-eating of
course is. what's the matter with the re-
formatory power of a Republican club?
Denunciation alone will never reduce
the intrenchmentS of Tammany.-
Chicago Inter Ocean.
The Rev. Mr.. Dixon may be telling
the truth and may be imparting useful
information, but so long as his meta
phors and alleged facts are couched in
Incorporate language and disigured by
hyperbole. it is Impossible to take him
seriously.-New York World.
Evidently Parson Dixon is very much
in earnest, and proposes to fight Tam
many with eXpletfves. In this kind of
warfare we are afraid he will come off
second best. In the matter of lurid and
sulphurouS obiurgation the Tammany
braves can probably hold their own with
the most proctical pulpiteers in the
land.-Philadelphia Record.
While Brother Tom Dixon. of New
York, is purifying politics Oh this end
of tht hia bridge his brother Rev
G. Dixon, is after Mayor Boody at the
other end. The Dixons appear to have
come of purifying family, and the
imagination is dazed in the contempla-
tion of what might have become of New
York. Brooklyn and Coney Island had
not the Dixons taken up their abode
here.-New York Advertiser.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03
CHAIRMAN CAMPBELL.

AS attorney for big packing CON-
pany Bill Campbell ought to be able to
supply all the ''pork" necessary to .lu-
brfcate the campaign. Chicago Mail
Qnd.)
The selection of the member from 1lli-
nois, Mr.. Campbell, as chairman of the
Republican national committee may be
Interpreted as a recognition of the fact
/ that the campaign is going to be fought
in that and the neighbOring stateS.-
Philadelphia Times (Dem.)
Campbell, of Illinois, is to be chair
man OF the HARRISON national committee
OH the strength of his record in bribing
Legislators. Dudley is in the back
ground, but Harrison knows where to
get worthy uccesSOr.-kanSaS City
| Times (Dem.
Mr.. Campbell will enter upon the re-
sponsible duties of his office with the best
wishes not only of Gen. j, S. Clarkson
! and every member of the national COM
.mittee, but of every Republican as
.well.-New York Press (Rep.l
Perhaps the choice of w. j. Campbell
for president of the Republican ma
tional committee expresses President
T Harrison's gentle trust that Mr.. Ar
mour's contributions to the campaign
| fund this year will be even more than
So, 5,000.-Chicago Times Dem.)
lt was mistake to allow Mr.. Clark
son.to withdraw his name. for his abiI-
! itles are known. Those of Mr.. Camp
bell are yet to be tested. It is to
be hoped that the new chairman may
develop managerial ability that will not
leave the campaign in doubt. Mean
while all Republicans will. Of course,
give him their heartiest support.-Phil-
adelphia Inquirer Rep.)
Mr.. Clarkson having declined re-
election to the craftsmanship of the ma
tional Republican committee, WI.
Campbell. of Illinois, has been selected
in his stead. 1t is assumed; that Mr..
Campbell is an able organizer and. a
first-cIass hustler. If not. he will rue
the day that he took up the baton laid
down by Clarkson.-New York Adver-
tiSer 0ud.l
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03
MEN AND WOMEN.

The Countess de Castries, who died
recently in Paris at the age of seventy
nine. was the mother-in-Iaw of Presi.
dent and Marshal MacMahon, Duke of
Magenta.
Senator Stanford's wife never visits
Sacramento, it is related, without paw
ing visit to the little two-story cottage G
that was once her home, and in which
her only child was born.
Mrs. Garrett Fawcett, widow of
England's blind postmaster general, is
just as good platform speaker as her
husband was parlIamentarian and can
talk sensibIy and pleasingly upon any
popular subject.
The latest advices from Rio de jan
elro state that Gen. DeOdorO da Fonseca,
the late president of Brazil, was in an
extremely critical state of health, and,
his symptoms having become very
alarming, eXtreme-unction was admin
istered to him.
Prince George. of Greece, is still be-
ing remembered for his bravery in saw
ing the life of the cZarewitch about a
year ago. The Greek citizens of Odessa
have just sent him a splendid silver
table service in recognition of his cour-
ageous act.
1t is withinLthe range of possibility
that Mrs. Robert Montagu, who is now
serving a sentence for causing the
death of her little child, may succeed
to the title of the Duchess of Manehes-
ter. as there is only one life between
her husband aud the present duke.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03
DIsCoMFoRTs OF TRAVEL.

A drummer who has had considerable
experience has jo:ted down the follow
ing little list of things he cannot excuse
Providence for creating:
A squalling baby in the same car.
Having to pay 10, cents for the morn
ing paper than at home costs you Q.
Having to swallow dinner in five
minutes or have your train go without
you.
Having some one get into the sleeping
ear berth above you just after you have
retired.
Having the conductor inform you just
after you have started that you are OH
the wrong train.
Having the brakeman bawl out the
stations and not be able to distinguish a
word he says.
Having somebody in front keeping the
car window mp when the dust and cin-
ders are flying in.
Having the car porter, as you are
about to leave after he has brushed the
dust off. ask ''if you have not forgotten
something"
Having forty Jehus poke their whips
under your nose when you arrive at your
destination, each wanting to take you
to your hotel.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03
TODAY'S WEATHER.

WASHINGTON, July 2, p. m.-Forecast. for
Sunday: For Minnesota: Fair preceded by
showers in extreme eastern portion; warmer
in eastern portion; northerly winds. For
Wisconsin: Light rains; probably clearing
during the day; warmer in north portion.
For Iowa: Local showers; clearing Sunday
morning; northeriy winds; cooler in south
ern, slightly warmer in northern portion.
For North Dakota: Generally fair Sunday,
with westerly winds; slightly warmer For
South Dakota: Fair Sunday; warmer; north
erly winds. becoming variable. For Non
tana: Fair and warmer sunday; westerly
winds.
GENERAL OBSERVATIONS.
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF AGRrCuLT-
UEE WEATHER BUREAU. WASHINGTON July
2 6:iS p. m. Local Time. D. m. 18th Merid
ian Time.--Observations taken at the same
moment of time ut all stations
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03
OUR EPIGRAMMATIC GROVER

| IFrom cleveland sWritings and Speeches"1
The presidency is pre-emlnently the
! peoples Office.
The character of the government can
| hardly rise higher than the source from
| which it springs.
We proudly call ours government
| by the people. 1t is not such when a
class is tolerated which arrogates to
| itself the management OF public affairs,
| seeking to control the people instead of
| representing them.
| The world does not afford a spectacle
| more sublime than is furnished when
| millions of free and Intelligent people
select their chief magistrate.
Unnecessary taxation is unjust taxa
| ton.
We keep the waters of Buzzard's bay,
clean and pure for fishing purposes, and
| do not propose TO have our preserve
| stirred up and contaminated by the in
| flow of other waters through the Cape
| Cod canal.
A public Office is public trust.
| 1t is easy to beat our plowshares into
| fishing hooks, and we know that when
! farming does not pay neither drought
| nor destructive insects will prevent the
| fish from biting.
Of course the subject Ghe proper dis
| position of eX-presidentS) would be re-
lieved of all uncertainty and embarrass-
ment if every president would die at the
end of his term.
Our people ask relief from the undue
burden OF tariff taxation now resting
upon them. They are offered instead
| free tobacco and free whisky.
In the history of city fifty years
| marks but the period of youth, when all
| is fresh and joyous.
No man can hide his talent in nap
kin and escape the condemnation which
his slothfulness deserves.
We all see less and less reason why
our ministers should quote Shakes
peare from their pulpitS, land we be pro-
hlblted from seeing his works better
Interpreted upon the stage.
The exercise of the right of suffrage
is serious business.
Inclosed please find my check for S25.
which contribute to your patriotic and
praise worthy undertaking.
Not only the works of such man as
DR.. Holmes [Oliver Wendelll, but his
life and years belong to the country
which they enrich and make more Illus
trious.
Washington was the most thorough
American that ever lived.
Holding Office is also a duty of citizen
ship.
keep no chickens, and my cattle do
moi run at large.
We have located Boston Just far
enough away from Buzzard's Bay1 to
be convenient trading place, and yet
not near enough to annoy us with its
noise and dirt, nor to permit it's chill
dren to damage our cranberry bogs.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03
The Evolution of a Name.

Cosmo Innes gives an amusing ac-
count of the evolution of name. a
man by the name OF Halfpenny lived in
Dublin the end of the last century.
Having been quite successful in busi-
ness his children persuaded him to
change his name to more dignitied
one, which he did by dropping the last
letter. In course of time the ort!loyra-
ply was also changed, and when the
man died he was buried as Mr.. Halpen.
The fortunes of the family increased
still further, and the son soon dropped
the II. The next transition was an
equally easy one, and. she who had run
the streets as little Kenny Halfpenny
came out as Kenneth MacAlpin, the de-
scendant OF ahundred kings"
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-07-03
FOR PRESIDENT,
GROVER CLEVELAND,
FOR. VICE PRESIDENT,
ADLAI l.. STEVENSON,
FOR UNIVERSAL LIBERTY.

Democratic platform, section H. This
country has always been the refuge of the
oppressed from every land-exiles for con-
science sake-and in the spirit of the found
ers of our government we condemn the op-
preston pracIiced by the Russian govern
ment upon its Austrian and Jewish subjects,
and we call upon our national government.
in the interest of justice and humanity by
all just and proper means, to use its prompt
and best efforts to bring about cessation OF
these cruel prosecutions in the dominions of
the czar, and to secure to the oppressed
equal rights. We tender our profound and
earnest sympathy to those lovers of freedom
who are struggling for home rule and the
great cause of selfgovernment in Ireland.
The first duty of a government of the
people, for the people and by the peo-
pie. is to conserve the liberty and well
ever. it owes another and even broader
duty to humanity--the duty of advanc-
ing the cause of liberty in all lands and
lifting up the oppressed of all nations.
Not by the force of arms can this best
and most surely be accomplished. but
by the weight of illuStrious example and
dignified presentation of the claims of
civilization. The moral force of the dis
appreciation of a powerful, highly civil
lied people will go farther toward rec
tifying the wrongs of humanity than
will the force of battleships and bayo-
nets. The Russian government, threat
ened with armed remonstranee, would
only be further embittered against the
victims of its displeasure, and the same
is true of England in its attitude toward
the oppressed of Ireland. A constant,
unyielding moral protest in the name
of humanity is what this country owes
to the victims of eld-world despotism.
and this is the course contemplated in
the above-quoted section of the Demo-
cratic platform. A vote for the Demo-
cratic nominee next November will be
a vote for the cause of universal liberty,