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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24
SUNDAY SMILES.

Henry. Pm afraid that new girl of
ours Is one OF those anarchists" "Eh?"
''She seems to believe in the total de-
molition OF property. indianapolis
Journal.
"What! DO you dine in that fourth
rate place?' ''Only when l am not
hungry. What is the use of wasting
good food on poor appetite" -Indian-
apolis Journal.
How do yOn like your new flannel
shirts, Wiggins?'
'Oh, they're great! Had 'em washed
couple OF times and now Pm keeping
them to wear for wristbands in the
winter."-Chicago News Record.
She ito Cousin George, who has just
returned from the tropics)-Oh, George,
dear, how kind of YOU to bring me this
dear little monkey! How thoughtful
Funny Folks.
This" said Mr.. Livewayte. of Chit
cago, pointing out a painting to his
visitor, sis one of the old masters
'1ndeed!' replied the guest. with deep
interest. Yes, had it painted to
order. detroit Free Press.
II am sorry to tell you," said the emf
nent lawyer to the promoter. THAT your
corporation agreement will not hold
water" ''iS that sop replied the dis
appointed man. II was going to ask
Jay Gould to go into it, but now OF
course it's of no ."-Brooklyn Life.
Madison-'Crafteigh has the reputa-
ton of being the most intelligent man
in the club, but have never heard him
give utterance to remark yet which
was any evidence of it." Jackson
But have you observed the rapt NAH
ner in which he listens to and approves
OF the remarks uttered by other mem
berS?"-The Club.
Miss Pinkerly-"You act as if you
were uncomfortable, Mr.. Tutter."
butterflies, Miss Pinkerly. the fact
is. | have never been able to get dress
suit to fit me-" Miss Pinkerly-''Per-
haps you don't get there early enough"
--Clothier and Furnisher.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24
Reduce the Duty,
New York World.

New York World.
The Carnegie steel works enjoy pro-
lection to the amount of from so to IS
per cent. They refuse to share this
bounty equltabIy with their workmep.
Their political agents in the last con-
gress rejected an amendment offered
by the Democrats making all increase
of duty contingent upon correspond
ing increase of wages. As the monop-
olists will not share their bounty either
compulsorily or voluntarily with their
workmen, for whose benefit il is
claimed that high tariffs exist. why not
repeal or reduce the duty? A bill to
this effect passed by the house would
be a healthiul admonition.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24

tons, but they only prove the rule. y
The typical Briton" will at any rate
rejoice that Mr.. WILDE is no longer
even an exceptional Briton. France
will not he begrudged her acquisition.
But one of these fine days La Belle
France will awake to a realization of the.
imposition that has been put upon her,
need only one or two more straws on
the camei's back to shatter the peace Of
Europe
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24
Exit Pinkertoslism .
Indianapolis News.

Indianapolis News.
One thing seems certain, whatever
else may come of the present labor
troubles in and about Pittsburg. That
is that Pinkertonism has received its
death-blOw. There had long been a
growing feeling, oftentimes vague and
notwithstanding nebulous, so to say
in the popular consciousness that the
employment by private persons or cor
porations of standing armies of mer-
cenary troops was not altogether con-
sistent with public policy. 1t needed
only a tragic episode like that at Home
stead-prepared for by Tricks open
contempt of the state authority-to con-
vert this feeling into conviction, def
mite, decisive. Papers and persons of
all classes and of all shades of political
or religious views are now agreed that
PinkertoniSm has no place III modern
civilized community.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24
MEN AND WOMEN.

John NJ. Corns has been may or of
ironton, o for twenty-five years, and
he doesn't own the town.
James G.. Blaine, Whitelaw Reid and
James w. Hustled are ''Dekes," or MEN,
bers Of Delta Kappa Epsilon; Chauncey
NJ. Depew belongs to Psi Epsilon, the
dearest foe of the Dekes; Adlia is Phi
Delta Theta; William f. Villas is Beta
Theta ri.
bona Isadora Consino, of Chilli, is
said to be worth 100000, 900, and is the
richest woman. and doubtless the rich
est person. in the world.
The late Frau Caroline Smith, of AL
borg. in Denmark, has left sum of
100000 krOnen, the interest OF which is
to be distributed annually among
twenty unmarried women or widows in
Aalborg.
Miss CORVALLIS West, who was re-
Gently married to Prince Henry of PlesS,
mother at the time of the latter's mar
riage. Mrs. CORVALLIS West is still an
exceedingly pretty and young-looking
woman.
1t now appears that AlcaeuS Hooper,
OF Baltimore, is the person who gave
S25O.00O for wOman's college at John
Hopkins university few days ago. At
the time the gift was announced his
name was withheld from the public.
Bertha Downing, successful! teacher
of wOod-carvlng in New jersey, from
the work in her class of sixteen feeble
minded boys and girls. pays all the eX-
penses of the class. She possesses re-
markable mechanical skill and artistic
taste i'll carving. and also i'll carpentry.
which she has lately picked up with no
teaching.
Signor Giolitti, the new Italian pre-
mier, is intensely democratic. While
one of CrIspi's cabinet he went on tour
of inspection. A special car was at
tached to the train. beautifully fitted up
for his accommodation. When the train
reached city at which he was to make
his first stop the civic authorities. clad
in full uniform. opened the door of his
car. but found it empty. Finally Clio
itti was discovered in third-class
apartment arguing with crowd of
peasants.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24
Labor Cost.

The Iron Age is thoroughly loyal
servant of the protected interests of
Pennsylvania.
In It's last issue it presents table of
wages paid i'll the wire-rOd industry in
order to show that the operatives re-
ceive very high pay.
lii doing so it is forced to give the
labor cost in ton of rods. 1t is 81 95
Wire rods are protected by duty of
slX-tehths of cent a pound. This is
So ton, or more than six times as
much as the whole cost of labor.
The duty is practically pro!libitory,
the impOrtationS of iron rods in 1891 be-
ing valued at $685. 600 and of steel rods
at $4,000.
On nearly every ton of wire rods pro-
duced in This country. therefore, the
American consumers pay a bounty of
about SO above the whole cost of labor.
New York World
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24
Out Of Mischief When Busy.

St Louis Post-Dispatch.
Senator Palmer is opposed to the good
MI. Quay's bill to close the worlds fair
Sundays. He says he would shut up the
whole people of Chicago in the fair
buildings and grounds Sundays TO keep
them out OF mischief. This really is
practical Christian suggestion. An idle
brain is the DEVILS workshop. and when
the Chicagoans have nothing to do they
do things they ought not to do, just like
other people. Ii they are permitted to
vary the dead monotony of the day with
Instructive studies of outlandish people,
it is possible that it will not occur to
them to be wicked. The old senator
may be little extreme on the right
of labor, but he is very sane Oil the
American Sabbath"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24
The Illinois Prospect.

Peoria Herald.
There will be a revolution in Illinois
this year. 1t will be a revolution of
peacs at the ballot box. The people are
determined. They have learned MANY
things since 1883 and 1890. They have
been fooled for many years, but now
they know the truth. And on the night
of Nov. s the telegraph wires will carry
the news over the whole country that
Illinois has elected a Democratic gov
ernor and has given its electoral vote to
Cleveland and Stevenson.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24
The Town Business Is overdone.

CHIVdSU IItrHIu.
There are twenty well-buit towns in
Kansas without single inhabitant to
waken the echoes of their deserted
streets. Saratoga has a $4,000 opera
house, large brick hotel, $4,000
schoOlhOuse and number of fine bust
ness houses, yet there is nobody even to
claim place to sleep. At Fargo a
$4,000 schoolhouse stands Oh the side
Of the hill, a monument to the bond vot-
liig craze.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24

A. G. WoLFENBARGER, who. despite his for
midable cognomen, is only a mild Nebraska
Prohibitionist, wants to know why Christian
people can't unite and force any political
party to accede to their demands One rea-
son is that if all Christian people were united
it would indicate that the Millennium had set
in, and of course there would no longer be
any political parties to force.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24
Dodged the Doctors.

He nsed tobacco all his life
All he could smoke or chew;
He had downed all kinds of microbes
Was soaked in mountain dew:
he ate all things and was, in fact.
A civilized barbarian.
But he never met docto:,
And he's, now centenarian.
Exchange
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24
Now, Go 1t. Bows.

He's done been through the college, an he's
got his eddicatiou,
An its sworn to with blue an yaller
seal;
An now he's gettin' ready to enjoy his long
vacation,
An the old mules waitin' fur him in the
fef.
With gee an a 'whoar'
An git up thar, an gol'
He II be jerkin' OF the plow lines
An a sweatu' in the row;
An the Latin he Will speak
10 that old mule will be Greek,
While he parses with the plowstocks
An makes syutax with the hoe!
Atlanta COnSuitutiOlI.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24

No WONDER that DANA, saturated with the
protective tariff ideas which he brought with
him from the Wing party, and which nothing
but surgical operation could cure him of,
foams at the na0uth when he sees a Demo
cratic banner floating across a New York
street. bearing the words: CLEVELAND and
STEVENSON. Free Trade. Free Men. Free
Land" Such ideas are to DANA what the
red flag of the toreador is to the angry bull.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24
One of the Tariff Absurdities.

New York World.
A thief stole some jewels from lady
in Venezuela and tried to sneak them
into this country. At the lady's in
stance the Venezuelan government
cabled orr police. The thief was caught
OH landing and the jewels found on his
person. Now the custom house has
seized and wants to cOnfiscate the lady'S
property on the ground that the thief
tried to smuggle it into New York.
There is breadth and comprehensive
ness about this sort of stupidity which
exists nowhere else except in the GUS
tom house.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24

The GLOBE is GLAD TO see itsRepublican con
temporaries coming-it driven unw1llingly
around TO the ground always held by Demo
Gratis; that is, that the tariff has 10 effect on
wages. For this, at least. the cause of sound
economics and truth is indebted to the Home
stead riot. 1t must be very humiliating 10
our brethren. after all these years of flaming
editorials about pauper labor and the Repub.
lican Tariff wall, that as the only shield TO
save our worKingmen from a similar fate,
they must now, bv the force of necessity, by
the ripening of the fruit of their doctrine. be
compelled to right about face and retreat in
disorder. The GLOBE trusts that they will
now occupy their talents in discovering, and
be equally frank in telling their readers
whom the tariff does benefit.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24
Inconsistency

When its all sultry sizzle. and oppressive II
the air,
And the weather gives no promise of
mend.
Then there'd be some sense about the clothe,
the chorus damsels wear
But the operate seasons at an end
-WaShingtOn Star
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24
The Dead Silver Issue.

Boston Courier.
Neither party can afford to fling much
mud in this soft-money business, and
the issue, which Is in reality rather sec
tional than party. must be practically
taken out of the campaign. The Demo-
cratic platform is by far the more salts
factory i'll the money plank.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24
A Vote-Making Veto.

hUIISHS OIlN IIII6H
Frances Cleveland clubs are vetoed by
the head of the household, who retains
his oid-fashioned ideas about woman's
sphere. Every Mr.. Jellyby in the coun-
try will now put away veSt-pocket
vote for use in November. The Cleve-
land strength in Kansas ought to be
about 10000 stronger for this unofficial
veto.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24

SOMEBODY thinks he has discovered that
eggs laid in the spring and early summer are
superior in quality to those laid late in the
summer. We would respectful lily suggest
that it depends good deal on when the eggs
gre aafnn.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24
Timely Idiocy.

Chicago News Record
1t is about time for the renaissance of
the peaceful idiot who names his help
less babe Grover Cleveland or Ben
Jamin Harrison just for the sake Of see
ing the idiocy advertised in the news
DaperS.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24

THE California tin mine promoters have
come to the end of their funds without find
ing tin in paying quantities. and have thrown
up the sponge. The firm of j. NJ. REAvEs'
Sons d Co., of Jackson, Tenn. announce
that since April Il they have had an order
for one box of American tin plate outstand.
ing and open to all comers aud still the
order is untitled. Meanwhile the American
people continue to pay tariff tax of some
fifteen millions of dollars annually to pro-
tect tin mining ard tin plate making in this
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24
1t Chilled Him.

lie saw her at Manhattan,
AS with eager bird-li grace
She gave dainty order,
Then glanced around the place.
He greeted her politely,
But it gave him quite chill,
For it took just thirteen dollars
For to pay that bird-like bill.
New York Herald
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24

THE first request made by Chicago burg
lar, after he had been sent to his cell, was for
Bible and package of cigarettes. The
desperate man probably desired to read up
on future punishment before committing
suicide.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24

WHATS S5,O0o00o to Chicago? Why, 1t
isn't even the price of a corner lot. The
Windy city should stop whimpering and go
Oh withthe fair
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24

THE Minnesota Democratic association is
now engaged in mailing out goo copies of
the Congressional Record containing HENRY
GEORGES Protection Or Free Trade a con-
tributlon to the cause from the New York
Tariff Reform CLUB by the way, and the gift
resulting from the work of the association in
making the poll of the state. copy was
sent to Gen. GEORGE L. BECKER. when
opened it and saw it was one of that crank
HENRY GEORGES works, l threw it aside and
wished could reach the fellow who sent it
with a shotgun. But later picked it up and
began to read 1t, and am charmed with it.
L thought l was grounded in the tariff ques-
ton. but the book gave me lots of new points.
1t should be read by Democrats, as well as
others who want to get information. 1t treats
the subject SO plainly. yet so attractively,
that one is fascinated with it even if he GOES
not agree with its author. 1 want some more
copies for friends of NINE
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24

A GOOD many hard things have been said of
the Fiftysecond congress. but at any rate it
isn't tough enough to want wide-open Sun
day. and that is where it has the advantage
of St. PauIs reform administration.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24

THIS Fffty-second congress is SO excess
lively pious, the only wonder is that it did not
hitch onto that Minneapolis head-of- naviga-
ton appropriation proviso that the river
should not run on Sundays
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24

SUPPOSE Tom REED does wear a neglige
shirt. itisn't the eusanguined shirt SO much
affected in Republican circles; and, moreover
TON keeps his shirt on.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24
Vain Wish.
In a New Role
Sweet Girl Graduate.

Sh e is so fair. so sweet, so pure.
AS we behold her there,
That who of us hears what she says,
Or who of US can care
Ii all her thoughts are all her own
Or taken from some book2
Or if her practical mamma
Has taught her how TO cooke
-Someryille Journal
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24

beware of yidders," said Tony WELLER.
Tony was prejudiced. Other mems widows
are all right enough-it is only the idea of
having them yourself that is distasteful.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24
ever. How FAR win that $4,000 go toward
footing the coal bill for the Itata chaser
BEN's roads mighty rough one,
And he's feeling very blue:
He couldn't get a coachman, -,
SO a CARTER had to do.

= If THE FRIeK assassin is representative
specimen of the Russian Jew, good manEs
hard things that have been said about the
car will be taken back.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24
One Form of "SimpIicity -

New YORK Herald.
Some people will never feel satisfied
that the country is safe until they see
man III the White house who eats pie
with 4 knife.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24
Eastern Advertising Office Room rs,
Tribune Building, New York.

Complete files of the GLoBEalwaysk kept on
hand for reference. Patrons and friends are
cordially invited 10 visit and avail themselves
of the facilities of our Eastern Office while
in New York
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24

FUTURE editions of that popular ballad
1.-THE Boyle Man, should have ANDREW
CARNEGIE's picture printed on the cover.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24

Rejected communications cannot be pre-
seI,Cd Address all letters and kilograms to
THE GLOBE St Paul MINI.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24

EVERYTHING on the MCKINLEY list is
cheaper than ever " So? In what? Price
or quality? The editor of one OF the country
papers of this state recently bought suit of
clothes warranted to be all wool. and which
looked like it. He sent a sample of the cloth
to WOODEN experts in Massachusetts and
asked of what it was composed. The reply
was that it HAD not to exceed 10 per cent
pure wool in it, and the rest was shoddy.
Was the suit cheaper in price? Wasn't the
cheapening in the quality. and was this not
really an increase in price?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24
Well Fought.

The fiercest battles are to fight,
The strongest forts to scale
Sometimes the bravest heroes fall.
Sometimes the truest lives of ali
Are lived by those who fail.
-Myron Hanford Veon.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24
Protection for Our ARMY

New York Herald.
The striking miners of Idaho will con-.
fer favor on the general public by not
capturing our standing army. 1t is the
only one we have.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24

A Matter OF Sanitation.
New York Recorder.
If there's absolutely no other way of
getting congress to adjourn permit us to
call attention to the bad air in the house.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24

IT WILL comfort some of his critics to know
that CLEVELAND repudiates part at least Of
the tariff plank. That declared protective
tariff unconstitutional. He says: I'VE need
not base our attack upon questions of con-
stltutional permission or legislative power"
But the critical gentry will not find much to
console them in his declaration that I'VE
insist that no plan of tariff legislation shall
be tolerated which has for its object forced
contribution from the earnings and income
of the mass of our citizens to swell the ac-
cUmulations of favored few
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24

HERE is hint to the Sunday closers of the
worlds fair. Even the religious editor of
the GLOBE feels the need of a refreshing
glass of the foaming lager after the tolls
which even the Sabbath brings him: and,
plodding homewards one Sunday night
before closing hours, under this reform ad-
ministration-he stopped by wayside inn,
and asked tor his beverage. To his query of
the urbane dispenser of the cooling fluid as
to how the gescheft treibt SIGH am Sonntag
he replied that it was very dull; most every
body goes off to the lakes or on a picnic, or
into the woods, and the trade was very light
He evidently looked with disfavor Oh these
summer resorts
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24

CHILL pcs S75, 900 indemnify, ano Mr.. HAIR
BISON thinks more highly of himself than
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24
VAGAB0ND vERSELETS.
"Sweets to the Sweet

"Sweets to the Sweet"
Inc seashore girl is sweet no doubt,
But when you go to meet her
lis just as well to take box
VI sweets to maize her sweeter.
Cloak Review,
Vain Wish.
With little. shy and sweet alarms
And dainty locomotion,
She tlptOes in the oceans arms
Oh, would were the ocean!
Atlanta Constitution
In a New Role
He used to be burglar bold,
With big and brawny fists:
But now he leads little fold
AS an evangelist.
New FORK Herald.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24

WEEKLY ST. PAUL GLOBE.
Gre year 81 Six no., 65c Three mo-, SIC
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24

TR1- WEEKLY DAILY Monday Wednesday
and Friday.)
Tyr in advance 81 90 q mos. in adv..S2 90
3mouths in advance. 81 90
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24

DAILY AND SUNDAY.
! VT in advance. $40 90 3 mos. in ady..S - %
6 m in advance 90 weeks in adv. w
One month ....eoc.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24

4 SUNDAY ALONE.
] VT in advance. 50 90 3 mos. in adv. SOC
6 m. in advance 90 l M. in advance.2O
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-24

P.F. LYONS. Local Forecast Official.
The News-Herald. [volume] (Hillsboro, Highland Co., Ohio) 1886-1973, 1892-07-14
Niagara Falls Excursion. July 90.

The @. H. & D., whose magnificent ex-
cursions to Niagara Falls, Toronto and
the Thousand Islands are always the
banner excursions of the summer season,
will run another from Cincinnati, Thurs
day, July 90. The excursion will 60 via
Detroit and the Michigan Central, "The
Niagara Falls Route" The rates from
Cincinnati to Niagara Falls and return
will be $500, and from Dayton $4 so.
Toronto and return will be dollar high.
er, and to Thousand Islands and return
$500 higher. Tickets will be good for
five days from Niagara Falls and ten
days from Thousand Islands. Stop over
will be allowed and extension granted at
Toledo for two days, to visit Put-in-8ay
and the mammoth Hotel Victory. Make
your arrangements to spend your vaca-
ton about this time and join The G. H.
& D. excursion. There will be plenty Of
sleeping cars and coaches for all. For
further particulars address any G. H. &
D. agent, or E. o. Mccormick, G. P. &
T. Agent, Cincinnati, o.