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Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-09-04
The Campaign Cigar.

Inc campaign cigar.
The rank campaign cigar is here,
The saddest Of the lot;
1t smells Of cabbage, rags and beer
And goodness knows what not.
II comes again our lives OF glee
And joyousness to rob;
Its scent is Just the thing for the
Dispensing of a mob.
1t has an odor, you may know,
Peculiarly its own,
Which really seems to us as though
Twere made for crushing stone.
1t falls on unsuspecting men.
And with its awful frown
1t knocks them galley west, and then
1t kicks them while their down.
We love the scent of sauerkraut.
Goldfish. hmburger cheese,
Or tanneries that gayly flout
Their odors ON the breeze.
We simply dote on sewer gas
And burning glue or tar.
But oh, we do not like, alasi
The rank campaign cigar.
They tell US hades is a spot
So out Of rhyme today
It doesn't hold q soul but what
Would like TO move away.
And yet the ones who there must dwell
Might have 1t sadder far
II they forever had to smell
Our rank CAMPAIGN cigar.
The party who will pledge itself
To cut this evil short,
And lay the nuisance on the shelf
VIII have our firm support
Our politics h bad enough,
WITH tbis and that to mar.
But nothing else "a half 20 Tough
~ thai oampaign cigar.
-<dkxcn Wessk1naa - bosssn c>eaNl
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-09-04
Seeing Him Home.

Here in Paris we enjoy days of bright
sunshine, while in London, we are told,
dense fog prevails, and it is sometimes
SO dark that you cannot see yard
head. In this connection a friend
communicated to us rather funny
story. An individual ran up against a
blind man and apologized:
beg your pardon, but it is so foggyr
"Ahl there's fog, is there?" the blind
man replied; "well, never mind; take
my arm, and I'll see you safe. Carlton.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-09-04

A certain old lady relates that some
where in the late forties she was travel
ing from Buffalo to Wisconsin territory
upon one of the great lake steamers
which conveyed the living tide of emil
grafton from Europe and eastern states
to the west. In the saloon of the crowd
ed steamer she observed a man sitting
alone, most of the time absorbed in
reading. He had light hair, almost
sandy" fair, rather freckled face and
spare figure. He was carelessly
dressed and his trousers did not quite
reach the tops of his blue socks. He
left the boat at Sheboygan, little
settlement upon Lake Michigan. The
mans name was Horace Greeley. He
was on his way to a hamlet in the
country where resided his brother, who
was a member of Fourier community
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-09-04

1t is interesting to compare the meth
DDS of travel at present with those of
fifty years ago. At that time stage
coaches, four and six-in-hand, were used
throughout all the. New England states.
There was railroad communication be.
tween Lowell and Boston, Boston and
Springfield, Boston and New Bedford,
also between Hartford and New Haven.
There were no railways in Maine, New
Hampshire, Vermont or Rhode Island.
There was "strap" railway from Al
bany to Syracuse and horse railway
from Buffalo to Niagara. The cars upon
the Albany and Syracuse railroad were
divided, like those in England. They
were upholstered in sheepskin and We're
bare and shabby in every way. Each
division could seat six persons face to
face. The conductor clambered along
the outside, as in England. The cars
were inferior to the English third class.
The canal was convenient but slow
method of travel. Fancy our business
men and fashionable ladies of today
taking an outing in this style. The old
fashioned way had its advantages. One
could see all the pretty country while
gliding silently along and have time to
study its beauties instead of flashing by
like a comet. There was some incon-
venience in lodging the bridges, espe-
cially for fat people or those with rheu-
matte knees. Meals were neatly served
on board the packets and sleeping ar
rangements of narrow kind were pro-
vided, calico curtain separating the
women and babies from the men. In
one respect this arrangement was not
bad; ladies had a stewardess to care for
them in emergencies instead of
gentleman of color" not to speak of
enjoying better ventilation than we do
now in the Pullman sleeper.
For the next twenty years the lake
steamers enjoyed monopoly of western
travel The boats were very fine, well
furnished and with excellent officers.
1t was in fine weather a very pleasant
way Of travelling.
During the fifties the rails invaded
Wisconsin, Minnesota and other west
ern states, and the passenger trade upon
the lakes was virtually abandoned.
Since 1910 what an immense growth in
railroad travel has been made possible
by the electric telegraph The imagina-
ton Of fifty years ago had not the faint
est suggestion Of the miracle which has
been wrought since then. What will be
achieved in the next half century will
be worth living until that time to see.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-09-04
NO HERALD TUESDAY

Monday being a legal holiday, and
the one in which the wage earners of
the state are especially interested, the
HERALD cheerfully grants to its en-
ployes leave of absence to observe the
day as they see fit, and accordingly
there will be no paper issued from this
office Tuesday morning.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-09-04

Some years ago a duel, which was
much talked about, took place between
Mr.. C. and Mr.. s.. The former
had only one eye, the latter was short
sighted and, to make matters worse,
there was dense fog at the time. The
first ball killed bird and the second a
rabbit. The witnesses put a stop to the
proceedings, declaring that honor was
satisfied.
"How was that" inquired A.
Faith, they began to be alarmed fer
their own safety."-Figaro.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-09-04

1t is SO much the fashion for the Amer
lean girl to ally herself with that con-
sentative institution, an Englishman,
that the following confession of west
ern girl, "who dearly loved lord" for
the sake of his title, is full of sugges-
ton: "It is nothing but violet, velvet
and veal one day, and mauve, MORE and
mutton the next"
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-09-04
A Rival Sweet.

There's nothing half so sweet in life
AS loves young dream.
Sang the concert prima donna at the
lakeside casino.
And the redheaded girl in the second
row benches let go her gum long enough
to remark:
"Say, Name, l don't b'leeve she ever
tried tutti frutt ice cream, do you?'-
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-09-04

There has been continued tendency
to bowel disease here this season, says
g. W. Shivell, druggist, Wickliffe, KY,
land an unusual demand for Chamber
lain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhpa
Remedy. have sold four bottles of it
this morning. Some remarkable cures
have been effected by it, and in all
cases it has proved successful For
sule by all leading druggists.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-09-04

Usually lola writes with black ink.
bat when his very vivid imagination
falters he uses red ink as an inspiration.
A very Frenchy idea, but one naturally
associates rouge-et-noire with French
man.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-09-04
For Sale

REIMBURSEMENT OF one of the best
homesteads in Whatcom county. Loca-
tion unexcelled. Within three quarters
OF mile Of public transportation. AL
most level; rich soil; carries fully six
well built cabin, completely furnished; ;
tools and farming utensils. Never failing
spring Of water. Apply TO or adde's
ID. II. MERRIMAN,
Fairhaven, Wash.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-09-04

This political campaign will afford
many opportunities to study that curious
mental phenomenon known as hero wor-
ship.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-09-04

Paul de Cassagnsc, the hero Of forty
French duels, calls for the abolition of
that popular way Of settling q vexed
question In France.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-09-04
/ 0RTHERN
PACIFIC R.R.
Is the line to take
TO ALL POINTS EAST AND SOUTH

Is the line to take
TO ALL POINTS EAST AND SOUTH
1t is the DINING CAR ROUTE. 1t runs
through VESTIBULED TRAINS every day
In the year.
ST. PAUL AND CHlCAG0
mo change OF cars, composed OF dining cars
unsurpassed. Pullman drawing room sleep
ers OF latest equipment, tourists sleeping
cars, best that can be constructed and in
which accommodations are both free and
furnished for holders Of first and second
class tickets, and elegant day coaches.
continuous line connecting with all lines,
Pullman sleeper reservations can be Sc
cured In advance through any agent Of the
road.
Through tickets to and from all points in
America, England and Europe can be pur-
chased at any ticket Office Of this company.
LEAVE TACOMA
Trains leave Tacoma for ST. Paul and Chi
cago, $3.50 ? m and II so p m.
For Portland and south, II 90 a m and Hoo
For Seattle, 700 am, 1000 a m, loo D m,
1895 m, 6:15 p m 9:45 m, II :35 d m.
For AnacOrtes and north, 200 am.
For olympia, II 100 a m and 1850 d n.
Tor south Aberdeen and Gray's Harbor
points, ll:O0a m.
For Carbonate, $3.50 m.
ARRIVE TACOMA
Trains arrive at Tacoma from st. Paul and
Chicago, 1O:40 m and 1875 pm.
II 80 pm.
From Seattle, s:45 m, 1855 a m, 1:bpm,
4:S5 m, 7:l5 p m, 10;l5 D m, 1878 m.
FROM olympia, % 80 m and 80 m.
From South Aberdeen and Gray's Harbor,
1920 p m.
From Carbonate. lO:40 am
Daily except sunday.
Full information concerning rates, time of
trains, routes and other details, furnished
on application TO any agent, or TO
". ID. CHETHAM,
Agent, New Whatcom.
A. ID. CHARLTON,
ASST. cen. Pass. Agent, Cor. Washington and
First Sts., Portland, Or.
W. N. MEARS,
IrayeIing Passenger Agent, Headquarters
Building, 62l Pacific ave, Tacoma, Wash
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-09-04
TICKETS To s. from EUROPE
Fairhaven and San Francisco

Pacific cast Steamship Co. steamers ar
rive from and depart every FIVE days for San
Francisco.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-09-04

If you want the best weekly paper in
northwestern Washington take the
WEEKLY WORLD.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-09-04
Great Northern Railway Line
Time Schedule taking effect July Il. IS

Through cars connecting at New West
minister with electric railway for Vancouver.
Through tourist cars TO St. Paul. Tues
days, Thursdays and Saturdays; TO Toronto,
every Wednesday; to Boston every Sunday,
For further information apply to A. l..
Horner. Supt., Seattle. Wash
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-09-04
for Infants and Children.

Castoria cures Collie, Constipation,
Sour Stomach, DiarThoea. Eructation,
Kills Worms, gives sleep, and promotes d.
gestion,
without injurious medication
"For several years have recommended
your Castoria, and shall always continue to
do SO as it has invariably produced beneficial
results"
EDWIN F. PARDEB, NJ. D.,
"The winthrop, 125th Street and 9TH Ave-,
New York City.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-09-04

"The use Of Castoria is so universal and
its merits SO well known that it seems work
Of supererogation to endorse it. Few are the
intelligent families who do not keep Castoria
within easy reach"
CARLOS MARTIN, D. D.,
Nsw York City.
Late Pastor Bloomingdale Reformed Church.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-09-04

"Castoria Is so well adapted to children that
recommend itas superior to any prescription
Known to me-" II. A. ARCHER, NJ. D.,
iii So. oxford St., Brooklyn, N. Y.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-09-04

Theatrical Manager-So you want Il
join our company. In what attraction:
have you ever appeared?
Seedy Looking Applicability last en-
gagement was with the "Blot on the
'Scutcheon."
"What character did you enact?"
81 was the blot."-Baltimore News.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-09-04
STEAMBOATS, AND RAILROADS
B. B. & B. G. r. r.


Schedule No taking effect March ID, 1892
at o'clock.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-09-04

For Terminal and Interior Points the
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-09-04

REPUBLICAN NATIONAL TICKET
For President col. BENJAMIN HARRISON
For Nice-Presdent. ..... WnTELAW REID
Las Vegas free press. (East Las Vegas, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1892-07-06
LAS VEGAS
4 OF Springs,
New Mexico.
A COSY NOOK IN WINTER.
New MEXICO.

In the states occasionally have autumna day when there
nge OF freshness in the and unl t through which
the earth xulngy punges cloud in the sky scarcely breath of
wind stirring the dust heaps when effort of mind and muscle has
limit.
IsNew Mexicohe of always afternoons"
such days the rule the exceptions other nook New
Mexico delightful climate all the
Hot Springs From November April day during
which the does shine brilliantly continuously During the
months weterng
go degrees Fahrenheit highest flight of the thermometer
rarely exceeds 80 degrees and the for that hour is only
TO- The altitude $1,000 feet above the the picturesque valley the
combine to make this favote for tourists and ideal place for
nvalids.
Las Vegas Hot Springs located the southeastern sopeo the San
the Rocky miles thrifty
Vegas There upward forty springs
the best of them being conducted handsome bath
house of modern construction Almost all chronic yield
the curative effects of wonderful 1t claimed
that where there thing left build results almost always
follow thorough of the Hot Springs and
maabe have occurred Persons who have failed receive relief
elsewhere rheumatism catar trouble and diseases of the blood
invited the great New Mexico sanarum Skilled physicians
always attendance.
branch line of the Achon Topeka Fe railroad
the with the Five daily trains each render
easy Vegas Telegraph telephone lines give
diuonal communication with the outside world.
But the chief feature of the place. de from its
for nvads the MoNTEzUMA Ho commodous and
browning slight emf the station 1t may
be doubted by those who nothing
but here the heart of the finest
place hotel west of the Aghen Perhaps there few other
agerthey Certainly
the Testful the tired dusty traveller
handsome fine cuisine commanding location and care
the of all make the Monzuma hotel peculiarly suia
and for all pleasure and health seekers the country
ROUND TRIP EXCURSION TICKETS TO LAS VEGAS HOT
SPRINGS ON SALE EVERY DAY IN THE YEAR.
Las Vegas free press. (East Las Vegas, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1892-07-06
TERRITORIAL.

Two boys, sheep herders, were
struck by lightning near Cimarron,
and one of them killed.
John G. Taylor informs us that his
third artesian we'll has struck good
flow of water, but he is going deeper
in order to find out what there is
further down.
The firm of Kammerich q Hud-
son, proprletors of the Thinner
house, Silver City, has been dis
solved. Mr.. Kammerich will con-
tinue the business.
Jim Moore, of Kelly, was used up
by bear at the head of Hop canon,
Magdalena mountains, on Sunday
last. He had shot the bear and was
following it when he was attacked
by the brute and knocked over
ledge. Moore's jaw and one shout
der were broken and his face and
head mangled in horrible manner.
He walked five miles after being
hurt. On Wednesday he was taken
to Santa Fe forstreatment.
Las Vegas free press. (East Las Vegas, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1892-07-06
LOCAL TINE CARD,
PULLMAN CAR sERyICE

PULLMAN CAR SERVICE.
Trains l and 2 have through sleepers between
Chicago and San Francisco, also between st.
Louis and the City of Mexico. Trains and
have through sleepers between Chicago and
San Diego via Los Angeles. All trains daily
ID. j. MACDONALD, Agent.
Las Vegas free press. (East Las Vegas, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1892-07-06

Briefs printed at the FREE PREss
office in the finest style and at rea-
sonable rates.
Las Vegas free press. (East Las Vegas, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1892-07-06
LAS VEGAS FREE Press
WEDNESDAY, july 8, 1892.
RAILROAD ITEMS.

The Rio Grande has contracted
for 80 special trains into the noun
tains from Denver in connection with
the conclave.
A statement issued by the Rock
Island today estimates the gross
earnings of the entire system for the
month of June at 81 10000, an in
crease, as compared with the estimat-
ed earnings during the corresponding
month last year, of $1S3,217.
In its next issue the Railway Age
will give a summary of the railway
construction IN the United States
during the first six months of 1892.
Its returns showed that 1866 miles
Of new main track have been laid in
the period named, distributed among
115 lines in 80 of the states and ter
ritories.
Notice has been given by the Atch.
ison, Topeka 81 Santa Fe road that it
will meet the action of the Rock Is
land in reducing freight rates to Col
orado points, effective July %. This
new tariff will be on the basis of SO
per 100 pounds, first class, Chicago
to Denver, against the existing rate
of S2.32. All the Colorado lines will
be authorized to take similar action.
George Gould says that if rulings
Of the Texas railroad commission are
sustained in the matter of reducing |
railroad rates bankruptcy is newt
able for every railroad in the state.
Under the rulings rates have been
reduced as much as 80 per cent in
certain cases. Railroads are contest
ing the right of the commission to
make these rates. He does not know
when the matter will be decided.
The Denver News says: An inn
portant period has arrived in the his
tory of the railway enterprises of
this city. According to we'll anthem
ticated reports the Denver, Apex 81
Western road, which had up to the
present time existed on paper, will
either assume tangible form or its
offices will be closed and the man.
agement will retire from the railway
field. 1t is claimed that the Apex
company has expended $4,000, and
the fate Of the enterprise will be de-
cided before the close of another
week.
P. d. Peddicord, general baggage
agent of the Baltimore 81 Ohio road, ]
states that in the year 1891 there
were over 100000 pieces of bag :
gage handled on the Baltimore q
Ohio system, and but two trunks
were lost; further, that the rules of
the company are so strict as to hand
ling baggage that during the year
the company did not pay out 500
for damages, and that the excess
baggage on which charges were made
paid the men employed in the bag
gage department on the entire sys-
tenn.
Las Vegas free press. (East Las Vegas, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1892-07-06
A Progressive Daily Republican
Newspaper.

As the coming Presidential Campaign
promises to be the hottest ever contested,
every Republican should become a sub.
scriber and keep himself thoroughly in.
formed of what is occurring in the political
v.,orId
Las Vegas free press. (East Las Vegas, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1892-07-06
SILvER'S CHAMPION!
ROCKY MOUNTAIN news.

n TEE DAILX-BY MAIL.
Subscription price reduced as follows:
One Year, by mail. 50 90
SiS Months, Jy mail, 3 90
Three Months, Jy mail 80
One Month, by Mail 90
TED wI5EKLx-BY MAIL.
One Year, Ia Advance, 81 90
The News is the only consistent champion of
silver in the West, and should be In every
home in the West, and in the hands of every
miner and business man in Colorado and New
Mexico
ADDRESS:
THE NEWS,
Denver. Colorado.
Las Vegas free press. (East Las Vegas, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1892-07-06
LITTLE JOHNNY ON MANAGING
GIRLS.

like girls. Some boys don't, but
that's because they don't know how
to manage 'em. Girls get tired of
everything so quick hat all you got
to do is TO letl'em have their own way
till they gets tired of it an you can
boss 'em all the rest of the day. l
guess womens is the same way.-N.
Y. Herald.
Las Vegas free press. (East Las Vegas, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1892-07-06

GAMBLE COPIES MAILED FREE.
Las Vegas free press. (East Las Vegas, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1892-07-06

w. L. Crockett, of Puerto de Luna,
whose wife has been visiting in the
city some weeks, has arrived to spend
a short time in the city.
Las Vegas free press. (East Las Vegas, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1892-07-06

Any one proving to our satisfac-
tion that he is too poor to pay 10
cents per week for the FREE PRESS
can have 1t free
Las Vegas free press. (East Las Vegas, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1892-07-06
EAST LAS VEGAS Posi- OFFICE.


Mail for the East closes at 10 50 a. m; for the
South at 5:55 p. m.
General delivery is open from 8 m. to 1880
p. m. Outside door open from z a. IN. to 8
p. m.
SUNDAYS.
General delivery is open from 10 to II IL M,
and to 1880 p. m. Outside doors open $3.50 to
II a m; to 1880 D. m.
Las Vegas free press. (East Las Vegas, N.M.) 1891-1???, 1892-07-06

Only 10 cents per week takes it,
or rather, you can take it for Is
cents per week.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1892-01-07

During the past eight years ! have made
30 many experiments as to the cost at
which choice fare can be furnished to two
or more persons per week that with me
the question is no longer an open one.
While in charge of the school of domestic
economy of the Iowa Agricultural college
| tried the experiment several times at
different seasons. While in charge of Il
similar school at Purdue university, Indi-
ana, did the same thing, and repeated
my experiments in the school of cookery
at Chautauqua.
have also experimental in the same di-
rection in Boston, in Kansas City and in
other places, aud in all my experiments
the results have shown that two persons
can live on the best the markets afford at
at from 50 to So. 80 n week But to do it
every article must be of the best quality
and must be prepared in the best manner
possible. 1t requires IA very limited amount
of food to satisfy ones appetite if the food
materials be judiciously selected and skill
fully prepared. And if half the time spent
in connecting messes We're devoted to the
proper preparation of the staple articles of
diet, the larger item of expense would be
avoided.
At the average table the food that is
wasted on account of being badly cooked
costs more than the food that is eateu and
my experiments have not been made to
ascertain the smallest possible sum upon
which two persons can exc out existence,
but ~ establish the fact that the prime
factor IN Obtaining cheap food is knowl-
edge of the CULINARY art.
The secret of cheap living consists in Sc
Letting the best food materials and prepar-
ing them properly. l can select bill Of
fare for any given month that will satisfy
the most fastdious at Il cost of not more
| than five dollars Il week for two persons,
and at which ordinary mortals will not
grumble Tor three dollars IA week for two
persons. Emma b. Ewing in Housekeep-
ers' Weekly
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1892-01-07

There is no excuse at present for the Use
of gaudN, ugly wall paper Excellent,
tasteful designs can be found at II low
price. Few rooms require more than ten
rolls OF paper, many much les, and there
is often only the difference of five or ten
cents on roll in the price of IA pretty or a
cheap, ugly pattern. y beautiful papec
for ordinary use can be purchased 10
twenty-five cents n roll, and if propcrl,
cared for will last many years. 1t is the
fancy of the hour to use wide border Cf
irieZe, varying from eighteen inches t.
twenty-five in width, and usually wid:
enough to cover the space from the top of
the doors and windows to the ceiling This
frleze Is usually separated from the main
body of the paper by a narrow picture
molding.
This molding costs about eight or ten
cents foot put up. The paperhanger can
do it, and it is much better to let him, as
the carpenter, though he may do it rs well
may not be so careful not to in ure the new
paper in the process. An amateur could
probably learn easily to put up this mold
ing. 1T is put up with brads, but care must
be taken not to nick or scratch il in put
ting it up, as it is already finished in gilt
or natural wood stain. When purchased
already finished the picture molding costs
much less than when the carpenter makes
it and finishes it on the wall, us is some
times done. 4 picture mo lding properly
put up will last AS long as the house
Springfield Homestead.