St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-01-06
SUNRISE SIGNALS.
No matter which Of the two win in the
Ohio senatorial contest, he is bound to be j.

Says the Chicago Inter Ocean: People
that did not like Car Reed are almost as
much displeased with Gear Crisp" AS Speak
er Crisp has been Frustrated with illness
almost from the hour of his election till the
present. and in view of the fact that he has
not yet found an opportunity to raise his
gavel or enforce ruling, the attempted wit
teism of the /. o. is of the most lugubrious
character.
Miss Won Gimp-I wouldn't marry the best
man living
De Perkins, No-ah-er-perhaps not, but
-er-that is really no obstacle to your mar
riage with me-
The two ears of the Republican party in
Ohio are not Topping together.
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Who said dark horse in the senatorial
raceg-Joseph Fire Alarm Blue Blazes
Foraker.
If Editor Joseph Medill really did inter
view Bandit Cara in California, perhaps
that fact partially accounts for the present
frenzied condition OF Bandit Cara.
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The attention of Postmaster General Sup
pressor Wanamaker is directed to the fact
that Mrs Langtry and Sarah Bernhardt are
writing their autohiographies.
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The new secretary of Chicago's mayor,
Washburne. is six feet eight inches tall. This
fact calls for special ordinance against Sec
retaries over ten stories in height.
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Mark Twain was born in a log cabin, and
recent literary offerings of his suggest the
thought that Mark is getting to be quite a
backlog himself
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Judged by late editorial utterances Uncle
Charles A. Dana goes down to the Sun office
every morning at 10 o'clock to make enemies
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Ward McAllisuer says that people in soci-
ely do not read books. But we give fair no.
tice to Mr.. McAllister that he must not de-
pend on peeple outside of society to read his
book
Those precocious journals that are now
apologizing TO the United States supreme
court for having editorialized upon a de-
cisiou which hadn't decided, can say the
same thing over again upon the adjudication
OF the yd-Thayer case.
The California markets are now plentfully
stocked with Strawberries. This. however,
is not mentioned in the way of an Induce
ment to some one to go to San Francisco as
an accredited representative of the St. Paul
Press club.
If. as reported in the dispatches, Chilli has
really apologized to the United States, all
trouble should end at once. Chilli, by the
way, is a country able to apologize for the
murder of all the sailors Uncle Sam can send
on to Valparaiso.
Senator Kyle has introduced a bill for the
erection of public building at Pierre. S. D..
Senator Kyle has warm spot IN one corner of
his heart for Pierre; that is where he got
his boost
William Dean Howels receives a salary of
$4,000 year. Howells could hardly do bet
ter were he practical politician standing in
with Ben Harrison against Jim Blaine.
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The esteemed Chicago Tribune says:
Bishop W. Perkins is a sort Of all-around
man." He was, certainly, all around Gov.
Humphrey till the latter gave in from excess
Of brain flag.
Congressman Grain. of Texas, says that
CARA, the Mexican revolutionIst has been
in countless private brawls and is lucky to
be alive. Certainly he appears to be great
luekier than is Mexico.
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Mr.. er-Per-Perkins, Mr.. P-P-P-Pef-
PETER; Mr.. P-P-P Per Perfer, Mr. Peck Per
Peckins; Pef-Perk, make yourselves sociable.
La grippe covers multitude of DRINKS.
lam still in the iridesceat dream business
John i. Ingalls.
The trouble with the New York Central
railroad appears to be too much Post-Pran-
dial Depew and not enough block signal.
''Can Dave Hill steal the United States SEN
ate?' Not while Perkins is on guard.
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The Democratic party having captured
New York state, together with its political
appurtenances and hereditaments. all eyes
are now turned toward the annual election of
the st. Paul Press club.