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The Cambria freeman. [volume] (Ebensburg, Pa.) 1867-1938, 1892-04-01

The afternoon Slipped away and the
day had given place to the purple twI-
light when Hiram Bolton awoke from
his pleasant nap and stretched out his
hand for the pitcher Of ice water usu-
ally placed right by his side on such
occasions by his devoted wife, but this
time he felt in vain. He pressed his
hand on his forehead and groaned
twice, thrice, very heavily, but there
was no one who came up-tOeing into
the room to bend over him and beg 10
know what could be done. His Eroans
grew louder and more alarming, and
stin they produced no effect, so present
~ the invalid raised himself slowly.
and, advancing to the door, called faint
ly: Barbara" returning 10 his couch
at once. No Barbara ans vercd, but in
a few minutes Nelly came nonchalant-
" singing into the room.
That You, father" she said, care
lessly. Have you taken a lazy spell,
too?'
\ Eroan was the reply, which brought
forth: Drank too much buttermiIk,
eh? did myself, and 1 tell you il
gave me a pain"
Where's your mother?" put in the
insulted invalid, glaring at his daugh-
ter.
Gone TO bed She had a headache
and / made her go, for there was really
no reason for her keeping up if she felt
indisposed."
NO reasonr' snorted Mr.. Bolton.
And me a. III as / am! Iwonder who
she thinks Is going TO nurse me? But
it Is like woman to give up to the
slightest ache or pain and just when
they are needed most"
''Oh, you Will be all right in an hour
or two! Father, il you don't mind IN
ge to prayer-mceting with Rob Harper
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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-09-17

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Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-09-17


Mis- Nina Cromwell. OF Detroit. WHO
claims 10 be luoal descendant OF the
great Oliver Cromwell. owns a voucr.
able Bible which b. Thought 60 bo Che
identical volume which the protector
used. IL was printed Ia 1901, 10y John
Wolfe, for lho ssAuns OF RichlId Day.
nud WIS lr1ught So ibis country in 1850
by Bcnilmin Cromwell the grcaturcle
ot tho present owner. who has refused
600 for it The edges of tie pages ufc
hordrred with column Of references In
thc style which is current today. The
reference are not 30 humorous. how.
ever. ua those iu u modern Eiblo Be-
tween the Oh and New Tcsipmonts
are the apocryphul books. and 90 tho
close OF tho Now Testament Is subject
indies.
Perhaps the most curious part Of the
volume is thc moricnl arrangement OF
the Palms with which 10 closes. Tie
preface 90 This part Of Tho work states
tnit ihe Palms were COLLECTED into
Eughh mcuI by Ihomus Stern. John
Hopkins and oulor, with opt uotos to
sing Thorn withal" the notes uo d,u-
Woud shaped and me arranged ON a
staff ot live lines, having q cloh not uu.
like thC mollrn tenor eleh. Each note
Ia open and the stem, when one is used,
proceeds from the aplx OF tLe diamond
--Dettoit Tribune.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-09-17
AMUSEMENT NOTES.
Wonderland - The Next Attraction al
the Theatre.-General Notes.

"Wonderland" has good pro-
grAmme this week. Among the curl
ositlIs IL Mr.. Cofoy, known ~ the
"Skelelon Dude" who pays the city
his second visit. Professor Catulle's
Illusions are handsome AMI well worth
seeing. The entertainment IN the
Theatorium Ia varied. The Ferguson
Sisters In their operate selections, Miss
Dolly Wilson, the clever aud graceful
danseuse, and Messrs. Montgomery
anu Ward with their plantation songs
are particularly appreciated by the
public, as Is evidenced by the enthusi-
astic applause with which tdcy ar . re-
celved.
"rIGE ENSIGN"
the play announced Vt the Salt Lake
Theatre for three nlghis, 0 lenoing
Monday, Oct. 3, II by tht Y York
Heraid called "as rousing war drama
IN has boon staged Of late" The play
made hit at the new California The.
stre, San Francisco.
ALEX. sALvINI.
Manager Wilkinson will take Alex
Rndcr Salvipi 10 the Pacific coast In
October. The actor VIII play four
weeks engagement Ia San Fancisco,
appearing In tbs scenic revivAls OF
D'EnueTry's and Dunno rymaLces
IN which he has been 80 successful.
GENERAL MOTIFS.
"rho S.oaawgy" this season pos
eesses an entirely new equipment oil
scenery which was specially designed
aud painted 10y Joseph Hart The
Yacht scene Is entirely new, larger and
more completely equipped than before.
"Thc Hustler" we are told, broke
the record last week at the Biiuu Opera
Housr, Minneapolis. rhu "sia nding
room" sign was nightly displayed IN
front Of the theatre.
Annie Lewis and ga Nutmeg
Match" will DO presented next week
az the National Theatre, Washing
ton, y. &.
Gus Heege ia said 10 be desiroua OF
foraaking his Swedish dialect comedy
for n "nyer" NJ the Legitimate.
The title Of the now play IA which
Alexander Salyini win be- seen In the
apring, IL "The Heir Of GrammoDt,"
and not "Franois H." rs has been
stated. IL Is romantic play OF the
sixteenth century. the seenee being laid
ia France. The piece was wilton by
Paul Kester under Mr.. Salyini's sup
ervis sion.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-09-17
SILT LAKE, NURSERY.

HAYfNO nECoME SOLE PROPRIETOR
OF The SET Ltto Hureery, 30 DOW pro-
pfrtf So fuTnish f~uit, etage nnd Orrns
~ utsi Trets aud stiHuhs. u lest q slty
and ~ inwest prces. a. NursHfY one mls
south Of city uaut, on itats Root.
MARTIN CHRISTIE % HERSEN.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-09-17

order 10 show cause why order Of sale Of real
estate should not be- made.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-09-17

Princess Margarcthe Beatrice, youngest
daughter Of che lntc emperor Of Germany
u tail aud strong, with g'mass OF tnir hair
very pale eyes end very prominent l'ph
The irigidity Of hor face reminds one OF
England and hor robust figure OF Ser
many she is the favorte sister OF WI
liam IL, domestiratcd woman, Knows
how To sew aud to embroldcr and docs not
Ike dancing. Il Is even said that she
writes verses ~ melancholy "a the Ger
man sky aud as foggy us the Thames, p
Paris Letter.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-09-17
LEGAL NOTICE.
In the ~ ohAte Court, In and for Salt Lake
County, Territory VI Utah.
In tho matter OF tho Estate VI DAVE Love,
deceased,

NToTiCE Is HEREBY GIVEN. TuAT
~ Isaac NJ. Wade executor OF tho last
viii ami tcsiainf at of DAyid Love decrnHod
has rendered for settlement and nlud IN said
court hs hnal account Of hla administration Oi
said ostatriand pcution for iinhi diHirbutlon OF
tho rceldue OF tad estate among The persons
entitled thcrctoi and thai IhurHdny, the 24ud
the Court Room ot said Court, IN the Courty
Court House, salt Lake cts and County, Uiah
lcuiioy has been daily appointed by the Judge
count, and hearing saii prnuon for dis,
trlhuuou, atwhich tmo ana place any persOn
Interested IN ahin estate may appear and Show
cause, " amy thpru b why nRld account should
not be settled aud app owed and nnAl diatribu
ton made az prayed Tor
Dated August 3lth, ls9A
o. ". ALLEN,
Clerk OF the Probate Court
u CAueIEN BROWNE, JE., Deputy
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-09-17
LEaAL NOTICE.

In the Probate Cour, e the County 81 salt
Lake, Territory Of Utah.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-09-17

A sHAEL II wuQnRuFF. the GUAR.
n dian Of The pyrfon mr. estate oi Aura
ham o Wmcircd ~ and Mary A. Woodruff,
minuis, having HE'D his petition hCroin,
duly verified, praying for an order OF sale
Of art Of the real estate Of said minor,
Tor the purputca tiuruln oct forth, 10 Ia
hereby ordered that the nest Of kiu N the
wards aud all persona Interested in tho estate
uf nhld minors, appear before the said Probate
Court, un IuCtd day, the iU dayut October, lf.4.
% no o'r'ocs in tie forenoon " ssh dar, q. the
Court Room OF ala Probate curt, 90 che toun.
IA Court uoute, in the rity ana county u salt
laLc, Utah Territory. 20 show cause why an
order should not bo granted 10 tue saii guar
dian, 90 soil so much of tho real estate ot
Tho said minors AZ private sale A. fhll he
necessary, ANA that copy ~ tbIH uFurf no
published vi least tntoe aucecssivc wecla 90 tho
nUsLRLf tvENtNg NINA. o newspaper print
ed aud published IN said city and county.
Dated sept, 10Th, lTe.
q. W. HARToH. Probate judge.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-09-17
NOTICE 10 CREDITORS.



NvoTiCE % iIEREnY OiNES uI THE
~ uudttfigncd executor of me last Viii %
samuel rcrn, uCccrHeti no the rredltuft "
aud al pcrHonH having clAiwH against the SAN
deceased, foo exhibit them a. Oh thO ucCcHs ~
vouchers within ten months lItsI tho frHt puh.
lection Of this nouCH'tn the faid Nicholas a.
-il ntk, executor no iutortnn.in the County uf
SAT- Late and TERRITORY ot GtIh.
Dated srptcmhcf Ird tsll.
NICHOLAS A. stiCoCk,
Executor II the latt Will aud .cattlatut n
Samuel Green, deceased. sat
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-09-17

In the matter u the ESTATE ana GuarirNnth I
OF Abraham % MmnrfrCd 10 and May
A. M0odFuH Miuorf
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-09-17
LEGAL NOTICE.
In the Probate Court In and fof salt Lake
County, Ter itory uf Utah.
In The matter Of the Estate " sarah Hardy
deceased.

NOTICE u HEREBY GIVEN THAT
N George a. Miscumhc. Sen executor uf
tuu estAte Of sarah Hardy deceased, Las
rendered Tor settlement, and Med iu aalf
Court. his final account % his admiuisirat IN
" said estate and petition Tor nuhi diatnbutInn
OF the residue OF said estate hmung Che persons
entitled thereto. and that Thurfday, the OH
DAY ~ uctnbcr, A ID. lfl!, at 10 o'clock u, m., At
no Court Room Of said Cour.. Ia tho County
Court House, SAT- Lake CITY ana County, ttlh
Territory, has been dnly appointed by tie
Hccount and hearing said petition tor distrihu
ton. A. which time and place any person inter.
es'od ~ said estate may appear ana show
cause, II any thorc no, why sAii account should
not be settled ana approved aud lnul uItu1bls
ton made a. prayed tor.
q. h.. ALLEN,
Clers uf the Probate Court.
liy CAUsIES HilwNN, JN. Deputy.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-09-17
gVE MCCLELLAN KILLING

"a, Prosecution Closed and Tho De-
Tense Has Begun
.r,nrycg IN FAVOR OF WHIT
ST0NE.
.c.se WIN Probably Go 10 the Jury
MaLale Hour To-day.
Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-09-17
LEGAL NOTICE.
IN the Probate Court In and for salt lal q
county, Territory OF Utah
deceased,


NOTICE ~ uEHERY GIVEN THAT
N llcnri Uouhm, administrator u the ~.
tatu Of Th0d. iisnlu, deceased, hat rendered
tor settlement ard dled m said court, his final
account Of his administration uf sui1 estate
mud petition for hrhl distribution NJ The reeiduo
OF sald csta.e amopg theyeronH ehutod there
ior, Al. gl,At ~ O'Clock am, % TIE tougi
Room Of sAid Courtintnc County Coult House
hnlt lake CITY and County. u,ah Territory hui
Court, for the tcttlement Of said account and
hearing said petition for Distribution, AZ which
time aud place any person interested IN taii
there to- Why sHif accent should not be snt-
tied and approved aud hnal distribution made
o. prayed for
Dutcd August 90, i,Ql o, V ALLEN,
Clerk OF the Probate Court.
rs CAUsfES nROwNE, Ja. Deputy,
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METROPOLITAN DIsPENsARY

CentIemon-Thisi is to express my gratdA-
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nervous debility and catarrh. had triQE
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The weekly Floridian. [volume] (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1867-19??, 1892-07-30
Had q Choice,

The dude was descanting to the maid
EN- on its likes and dislikes.
Jaw, don't you know. Miss Anne.
wouldn't be president of the United
States undah any circumstances, ." it an
znounced superciliously. Il should re-
fuse it even if it were tendahed me, it is
ssuch twying position. with 60 much.
don't you know. that is quito unbeahwa-
ebly disagweable about it,
"lndeed?' she said. lifting her eye
orOws meaningly.
YES, Miss Anne" it went on; "but !
SHOULD deahly love to be secwerawy OF
the navy, don't you know, faw could
nave such splendid opportunities faw
yachting, don't you know
Theni it was the girl arose and went
away to commune with Ping dog in a
olue blanket.-Detroit Free Press.
The weekly Floridian. [volume] (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1867-19??, 1892-07-30

Mr., Van Pelt, editor of the Craig, Mo-,
Meteor, went 70 q drug store at Hillsdale,
Iowa. and asked the physician in attend
Ance % give him dose OF something for
cholera mofbus aud 2 looseness Of the
towels. He says: 81 felt 20 much better
the next morning that 1 concluded to call
on the physician and get him 70 AK me up
a supply Of the medicine. / was surprised
when he handed me bottle of Chamber
lain's Colo, Cholera and Diarrhea Remedy,
He said he prescribed 1t regularly 10 his
practice and E1und It the hest he could get
or prepare. can testify to efficiency In
my case 81 oil events" For sale by II.
Lively Druggist. 90
The weekly Floridian. [volume] (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1867-19??, 1892-07-30
'lI||5
Sklh4CANCER
Tr11sisec On Blood and Sim Diseases nnailed
3eA SwTr SPRc1F1c Co. Atlanta, Ga.


The Method In II.
Wowere playin quiet game OF draw,
Mngg1ns an me an Looney Ben:
Vueerest old chap you ever saw.
lAccidents once. and fits since thenl
straight enough. though, when his head was
right,
out skeery. yon bet. when his spells came on:
1nou9n things were runnin on smooth that
night,
Al the hands were dealt and the cards were
drawn.
Lucky old Muggins had won lot;
was easy--the loss was Ben's
Mug had jest opened big jack pot,
And had filed on q pair OF tens.
When all OF o sudden Ben gave yell
That lifted our hair and raised the sweat:
Then Just what happened I couldn't tell,
For Ben had At, an we left, you bet,
Deserted like towards, and left poor Ben
Flew through the window an took the sash
Eecko0 Ben smiled for mint, an then
Walked out through the door On took the
cash
. Albert B. Paine in Kansas City Star.
The weekly Floridian. [volume] (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1867-19??, 1892-07-30
Pronouneed Hopeless Wee saved.

From letter written By Mrs. Ada Is.
Hurd, OF GroioD, 4. D., we quote: "Was
taken with bad cold, which settled Cd
my lungs, cough set in and finally tel.
minated in consumption. -Four doctors
gave me up, saying could live but short
time. gave myself up TO my Saw :. de-
termined il could NOT stay with my friends
on earth, would meet my absent one
above Ny husband was advised 10 gel
Dr.. Kings New Discovery for CONSUMPTION,
coughs and c.,lds. gave it a trial, took
in MI. eight bottles; ii has cured me, and
thank God am well and hearty s0man.
Trial bottles Tree at n. Lively's drug store
The weekly Floridian. [volume] (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1867-19??, 1892-07-30

g - *AAAAN8 - UOWt ~ Nza ss#ts4
An cid lady Il said TO have been asked
noM g tel good indigo. Powder the
indigo. said she, ..sprinlrle it upon eolil
water, and Il II b good it viii either
aank q swim ! have forgotten which
Il wa the same with Aunt Charity,s
eggs. ST
jest take dozen Of emo, q half
9 dozen OF 'emno, it's dozen-well.
raaiy ! can't say, but it's either dozen
or . half dozen--and you put 'eln in a
pallfui-lao. q half pailful-part full
no, it's q pailful--no--well. we'll, it's
either q pailful or half pailful of
Wager-and the good eggs win swim
on top-no, the good eggs win sink
to the bottom-no, that's not it,
the good eggs viii swim--no, no. |
delare, ! don't raaly know, but, anyway.
the good eggs will either sink or swim. :"
--Housekeeper.
The weekly Floridian. [volume] (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1867-19??, 1892-07-30
Medical tam.

Madam was recounting that her hrs
band was i'll the night before and had
70 send for doctor at o'clock in the
morning. But l thought you had a
aCctor in the house-your eldest son. :"
said q neighbor.
True. but we only let him doctor the
servants. Texas Siftings.
The weekly Floridian. [volume] (Tallahassee, Fla.) 1867-19??, 1892-07-30

+. T. +. CURES Scruiula. Salt RI en- N and
all humnrs, Dyspepsia. Sick Headache.
Bili nsness. Il cares that tird feeling.
cr a'rs an appetite. strengthens the nerves
and builds MP The whole s; 8 EN-. PIP. p.
is uDfiyaied, and 81, or iss infradac ion has
cuftd more csseA Of t5nad d.s..ase than sll
he other blood purifiers put to-. ther.