St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-11

theory, probably that Steve Elkins is
doubtful statesman.
When it comes to question of gambling
Chicago believes in ''home market" No
outsiders need apply.
Cornelius Vanderbilt will build q palatial
residence on Fifth avenue to cost 81, U00, 900.
Good! When it is finished he will have pile
of brickwork and stonemasonry and large
number OF people will have 100000. This
is distribution Of wealth on just and prac-
n teal basis.
Should Congressman Bland succeed in
passing his free coinage bill be will not be
permitted to do much talking in the Fifty
third congress. indeed, it Is very doubtful
If he would be in tito any perceptible extent.
The report that Mark Twain has left Ber-
lin for the South, coupled with the statement
] that his daughters will remain in Berlin to
comp lete their musical studies, is a startling
: ILLUSTRATION of cause and effect.
+ determined band of Democrats manfully
fought the resolution in the house of repre-
sentatiyes fixing March %, % and "a for the
vote but sixteen Republicans gave the Demo-
cratic opponents of the resolution any en-
couragement, while fortY-eight Republicans
joined the wild-eyed followers of Mr.. Bland.
And yet Republican organs unjustly term the
free silver craze Democratic measure.
In all great parties, search the country
round,
Be sure crank will now and then be found.
Fanatics steal. their seaseless cause to win,
Heavens livery to serve. the devil in.
Shake not free slver's cory locks at those
Staunch Democrats who stoutly Bland OPP
pose.
The time will come when Bland and all his
crew
Win shivering stand with noses awful blue,
While honest Democrats on every hand
Will triumph DER the sure defeat of Bland.
A painted bubble on the ambient air,
Floats for awhile; you look-it isn't there.
Thus with the measure fathered by freak,
Nurtured by avarice and sustained by cheek,
Dishonest moneys doomed to sure defeat;
Soon will BANDS forces be in full retreat.
And then each honest Democrat can say,
"On with the fight, for we are here TO stay.
Free silyer's mirage led US not aside;
Schismatics only are the ones who lied"
How would BANDS fatuous followers stand
aghast
If congress, by some hook or crook. had
passed
law by which a farmer could exchange
Without regard o market price or range
For one round dollar 70 cents in wheat,
And leave him 30 cents in profit neat?
Yet this would be no more reckless plan
Than Bland's-indorsed by every silver man.
The times not rife for bimetal.ic CUFF.
And fiat moneys sure had rope enough.
Our little congress cannot legislate
For all the world; for all the world IS
great.
The laws of commerce and the laws of trade
Will hold their own against BANDS force ar
rayed
Until each silver maniac stands dismayed.
Evidently Grover Cleveland clings to his
rabbit foot. Luck Is still with him OF all
the presidential candidates he only has Sc
cured location for the summer at Watc h
Hill. r. 1. However, Hill will bear consider
able watching between now and the halcyon
days of June.
The pugnacious attitude assumed by ex-
Senator Ingalls, reminds US that he came into
politics like lion-on March l.
Neither Mrs. Potter Palmer nor Elder
Shepard will be allowed to print newspapers
at the worlds fair. Still, it must be admit
ted that the elders paper would be a great
curiosity.
FRIDAYS MENU,
BREAKFAST.
Oranges Bananas.
Hominy.
Coffee.
Ham and Eggs
Baked Potatoes.
Rye Mullins.
DINNER.
Fish Chow der.
Sweet Pickles.
Dessert.
MInce or Apple Pie. Fruit.
TEA Tor LUNoHEoNl.
Tea, Cocoa.
Deviled Chicken.
Brewis.
Macaroons, Soft Castards
Even III mullins rye is not Objectionable.
Many landladies will readily testify that it is
an affecting sight to see full quota of board
ers coming through the rye mullins with
forty-five pounds pressure OF sang froid to
the square inch. Deviled chicken should be
approached with sympathy and clean nap
kin. 1t is bad enough to be deviled through
out life without having to be deviled after be-
ing clutched by the skinny hand of death and
enclosed in tin sarcophagus. Concerning
''Brewis the least said the soonest mended.
We won't give it away. Brewis, like hash,
has had trouble in the family We may add,
however, that it is not considered good form
to send your brewis out to a chemist for
analysis before eating it. We should all
judge brewis more by the spirit in which it
is given than by its intrinsic value. and let it
go at that
WANT THE EARTH.
If the Baltimore sailors claims keep
on accommodating, Uncle Sam may feel
impeiled to put an attachment on the
whole republic of Chiii.-New York
World.
At this rate it is mighty fortunate we
were not compelled to go to war with
Chilli. The loss of few ships crews of
such sailors would have bankrupted
the nation. Cleveland Leader.
The CHILEAN drama closes with cool
demand by our government for dam
ages. Those people probably regret
fha Init fata or n