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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-12
THE LEGISLATION

The chief legislation to be effected
Ander the new administration will. of
course, be modification of the existing
tariff. Taxation for revenue only is the
policy to which the Democratic party
stands pledged. Taxation for the ben
eft Of private interests is unconstitu
tional and intolerable, and the country
has declared Enthusiastically for its abol-
ishment. The tariff will be reduced to
scale just sufficient, in connection with
the internal revenue from the tax on to-
bacco and distilled spirits, to meet the
requirements of an economically ad-
mlnlstered government. These REQUIRE
ments are so vast, however, that an in
cldental protection will be afforded
our manufacturing interests sufi-
Gent to enable them to compete
with foreign manufacturers IN the home
market at a profit which, if equitably
shared with their employees, will pro-
duce a most satisfactory general aver
age of prosperity, even though it shut
OFF an occasional millionaire from the
uXurieS of Scotch castles and deer
parks.
The financial legislation of the Fifty
bhird congress will be safe and conserv-
Rtiye. The presence of GROVER CLEvE-
LAND i'll the White house with his veto
power will be a sufficient guarantee OF
that. There will be no fiat money and
no dangerous Subservience to the silver
interests, but sound currency will be
provided, sufficient in volume for the
vast necessities Of commerce.
The force bill is, of course, dead be
You'd possibility of resuscitation. There
will be no occasion even Tor celebrating
Its funeral rites under the incoming adj
ministration. The country attended to
that last Tuesday.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-12
UNFILIAL WASHINGTON.
A New and Unpleasant Light Cast
on His Character.

Boston Gazette.
There was read recently at a woman's
club letter written by George Wash
ington which casts a slight reflection
upon the filial qualities of the Father of
His Country. 1t would seem that Nine.
Washington had suggested spending the
winter with her distinguished son. be-
canse she was afflicted with the rheu-
matism and the roof or IeI house leaked.
10 which the son, who has been held
up as a model for all sons, replied that,
as for her room, he would have it
shingled. and for her rheumatism he
would send doctor, but that it would
be impossible to receive her at
his home, for three reasons: First,
she could not eat at the table with his
guests without causing remarks from
them: second, if her meals were sent to
her room it would inconvenience his
wife: and, third, if she were to eat with
the servants it would cause scandalous
talk. If the document is genuine-and
its veracity has not been questioned-it
would appear that the hero of the
Ratchet story was not unlike the gener-
alitV of SONS,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-12
AN EXTRA EsSION.
1t is for the Highest interest of the
Country.

Country.
New YORK, Nov. lin an editorial
headed The Need of Prompt Action"
the Evening Post this afternoon says:
1--WE hold that it is for the highest
interest OF the country, as well as of
the Democratic party. that Mr.. Cleve-
land should call an extra session of the
new congress as soon as possible after
his inauguration, and set them to work
diligently on the tariff"
Daring the course of the editorial. the
Post says that the Mckinley bill should
be promptly repealed or modified.
WILMINGTON, Del, NOV. 11.-With
reference to Washington dispatch in
the morning papers, eX-Secretary Bay
ard was asked today whether he had
urged the calling of special session OF
congress to revise the tariff. Mr.. Bayard
said:
"While I agree that McKinleyism
cannot too soon be thoroughly reformed
and ended; yet, as a matter OF fact,
never even heard of a special session Of
congress TO be called for that purpose"
Il think when the vote in New York
is analysed it Will be shown that Cleve-
lands plurality is no larger than 1t was
four years ago, and that Harrison'f fail
ure TO carry the state is the result or the
failure of Republicans to organize in
the country districts and attend the
polls. | think the truth, when ascer-
tanned, will show that not a vote has
been changed in Ohio, although we
have lost the state.
Three days before election the ma
tional Democratic committe gave public
notice that they expected to carry Ohio
by seeing that all the Democrats voted,
while the Republicans in their apathy
and oyer-contdence were doing moth
ing. This notice was given in time to
have allowed the national Republican
committee time to get out their voters,
and would have saved the state"
WASHINGTON, Nov. LII do not
see how the Democrats can avoid an
extra session of the Fifty third CON
gress," said Senator Sherman, of Ohio,
today, "unless they desire to provoke
charge OF timidity. The preparation
Of reform ought to be commenced by
them as soon as they take hold, If thew
live up to their pledges. and, BESIDES
he added, laughingly, ''if they postpone
their work for thirteen nsontEs they
may not be able to agreG"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-12
LAIDDoWN A sTRAIGHTFLUsH
A Poker Player Who Was Ratified
and Let Four Aces Win.


Over a game of ''draw," the other
night, a Boston man told story which
caps the climax. He had lost big pot
OH an invincible, and the other fellow
didn't have gun, either. 1t occurred
in this way, as he told it: "You see,"
said he, 81 was young fellow who got
tangled up in poker with lot of boys
who could manipulate the cards, and |
knew it. but relied on my luck to pull
me out even in the end. At last my
time came. One of the best of the
sharks was dealing, in a five-hauded
game, and it was my age As
l picked up my hand after the
cards had been dealt / discov-
cred that 1 had the king, queen, Jack,
ten and nine of diamonds-a straight
flush. The three men behind me passed
out in succession, and said to myself.
That's just my luck But the dealer
stayed, and L of course raised him. He
saw my raise, and asked me how many
cards ! wanted. | told him to help
himself and. as he discarded three
cards, argued that he had two aces
and mentally hoped that he'd get the
other two, so / could paralyze him.
After he had skinned his hand the bet
ing beg an and it continued until my
money was all in and there was of
necessity call. 1 asked him what he
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-12
Some Very Elegant Garments for
Biting Winter Days.

Some Very Elegant Garments Tor
Biting Winter Days.
"Four weeks before can have muff
refined" exclaimed lady in astoniSii-
ment in the large department devoted
to furS of a welI-known house on Third
street "Why, it wouldn't take day
to do it"
VERY true replied the genial man
ager, but we have already work enough
on hand to keep us busy the length or
time have just stated"
Here was our chaEce and we protited
by i; ,,.,,
we inquired.
"A great deal of making over, but
many order garments as well"
''0t what nature are the latter"
"Oh, ulsters and fur wraps prin-
cipally."
"Of course curiosity got the better OF
us. and nothing would do but we must
see these lovely outside garments, and
our reward was great, for in every case
they were elegant and stylish, besides
being out of the ordinary run, a thing
all women are striving to attain.
A magnificent blue broadcloth ulster
with wide Directoire reyers had an en-.
tire lining of mink. Great collar. cuffs
and the reverS were of the same fur,
while the slashed back up to the waist
revealed the magnificent lining. This
trifle cost only 1925.
A little cape in hunters green cloth
was lined with sable and had four mar
row bands of the fur around the skirt
y slaShed cape collar was also bOrdered
with the regal trimming.
a sealSkih Jacket with full large sleeve
had a real cape of mink with vandykeS
of sealSkin. 1t was wonderfully jaunty,
though Il bit more expensive than the
every day mortal could afford.
Muffs seem to be either very large.
shaggy affairs OF the 1890 period or the
little bag-Shaped IibbOn and flower
trimmed articles that look utterly USE
less until one tucks her hands into their
warmth-giving pockets. Made mutfS
are de rigeur either in cloth, plush or
fur, but for dresSy occasions they are all
very much trimmed.
The sealskin cap has undergone a
change, and Is no longer the rather
country looking headgear we have been
accustomed TO. but jaunty turban with
tiny head c0Quettishly popping OUT at
the front. In fact, fashions i'm furS
change as radically and effectively as in
bunnets, and each season they grow
pretter and prettier yet Lo less COM
Portable.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-12
WHAT THE FLOWERS TELL
A Language That Our Grand
mothers KneW by Heart.

mothers Knew by Heart.
The language of flowers is a study at
once interesting and innocent, culti-
waiting as it does taste for the works of
nature, filling the soul with the sweet
est emotions, and presenting to view
one OF the most enchanting phases of a
beautiful world full of wonders.
Following are few of the best known
flowers and the sentiments which they
represent:
Sweet alyssum, worth beyond beauty;
apple blossom, preference; b9chelor's
button, single and selfish; balm, sym
pathy; barbeTry, SOurnesS; caDdytutt.
Indifference; carnation pink, wOmen's
love; Chinese chrysanthemum, cheer
fulnesS under misfortune; clematiS,
mental beauty; columbne, folly; red
clover. industry.
Dahlia signifies dignity; white daisy
innocence; faded leaves, melancholy;
forget-me-nOt, remembrance; iOnquil,
affections returned; lily of the valley,
retdrn of happiness; myrtle, 1--we IN alb
sence; pansy. you occupy my thoughts;
moss rose, | am worthy of love; sun
flower, haughtness; yellow rose, inf.
dPlitV
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-12
TODAY's WEATHER.

WASHINGTON. Nov. u.-For Minnesota;
Fai T: colder east, warmer by Sunday morn
Ing west: variable winds. For Wisconsin
Fair: much colder; northwest gales; warmer
Sunday. For North Dakota: Generally fair,
with possible light local showers in extreme
north; slightly warmer, except stationary
temperature IN extreme west; south winds.
For South Dakota: Generally fair; slightly
warmer east: winds becoming south. For
iowa: Fair: slightly cooler in extreme
Northeast Iowa; variable winds. For Mon
lana: Showers: cooler by Sunday morning.
southwest winds.
GENERAL oBsEEv ATOMS.
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF AGRGCULT
uRE, WEATHER BUREAU WASHINGTON, Nov.
H. 8: p. m. Local Time, p. NJ :, th Merid-
ian me--Observations taken at the same
moment of time ut all stations.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-12

had and he replied, "Four aces" the
hand which l had given him credit
for and which my hand beat. knew L
had the winning hand, but somehow or
another said It's good and threw my
hand to the deck. 1t touched the dead
wood before l recalled my scattered
senses, and of course was foul
II turned it over and showed him
what | had, but he took the pot. 1t was
the first time on record that straight
flush was ever beaten by four aces
without gun. 1t was simply because
for second got ratified. l have never
held a straight flush since, and never
expect to. The man who doesn't know
how to treat 'em right when they come
along doesn't deserve to get EN-
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-12
Traverse.
Snec1al to the Globe.

Special to the Globe.
WHEATON, Nov.n. Returns received
from fifteen of the sixteen precincts in
Traverse county give Nelson 81 votes,
LAWYER 241, Donnelly 367. For congress
Feig gets 372 votes, Kelso 224. Boon 346.
This countg gives Andrew Peterson and
A. Sutherland maiorlties for represen-
tatives. or county officers the Repub-
licanS elect auditor. clerk of court and
county attorney. The Democrats elect
register Of deeas and the Populists elect
sheriff and treasurer.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-12
Didn't Play Fair.

CHICAGO, Nov. 11.-G. Mason JEAN
ney. the horseman. and his brown colt
Mccormack, have been ruled off the
turf by the Hawthorne officials. Thurs
day Jeanney started Mccormack in a
seven furlong race, declaring that his
horse had never won a race. 1t was
ascertained today that Mccormack had
won race at York, Pa, Oct. 4, and on
this information Jeanney and his horse
were ruled off.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-12
Wilkin.
Special to the Globe.

Special to the Globe.
BRECKENKIDGE, Mimi, Nov. IL
Wilkin county official gives the Repub-
hcan electors All, Democratic $50, flu
sion 454 DonnelIy 221, Lawler 339, Dean
al. Nelson 374, Nelson 1885, Clough $40,
Canty 1868, VanderbuIgh 335; congress,
Democrat 331, Republican 500, Populist
POI; legislature, Evans. Democrat, 3l1;
Gum, fusion, SIS; Moore, fusion, 42S;
Matthews, Republican, 46l; Smith, Re-
publican, 357; Thompson, Republican.
1876; Farsdale, Populist, 200. The Dem
ocrats elect the county officers, except
clerk of court and judge OF probate.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-12
Lasker Checkmares Blackmar.

New YORK, Nov. Tonight Laske1
opened series of games at the Brook
Ign Chess club, when he was opposed tc
A. h. Blackmar. The latter had to de
fend himself againt Ruy Lopez and
the game was won by Lasker after six
ty-one moves. The German expert won
pawn in the middle of the game, and
his opponent was finally beaten after a
long game,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-12
Pope.


Special 70 the GF0De.
GLENwooD, Nov. 11.-Pope county
gives Cleveland 2S2 votes, Harrison
l,037, Weaver 361, Bidwell 1919; for GOV
ernor. Lawler 205, Nelson 1,070, Don
nelly 49l, Dean 50; for congress, Kelso,
Dem, received 225; Feig, Rep, 1898;
Boon, Peo., 52S: Hampson, Pro, 159;
for representative, Morse, Dem, 1877;
Johnson, Rep, 1,O5o; Cantlebery. Peo.,
$50
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-12
SHOT A MINISTER.
The Quarrel Leading to 1t Orig
mated in Politics.

DANvILLE, ILL.,, Nov. lion election
day Rev. Moffat had personal difficulty
with ]. Clark. In today's issue of Anti
Liquor, the Prohibition organ, of
which Moffat is editor, there ap-
peared an article in which Clark was
eensured. Tonight, as Moffatt was
walking up the street on his way to the
First Baptist church, Clark met him
and quarrel took place. in which
Moffatt was shot in the abdomen. His
condition is extremely critical. Clark
was arrested
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-12
FISTIC ARGUMENTS.
Jim Hall Accepts the Crescent
City CIuh,S Offer

Jim Hall Accepts the Crescent
City Clubs Offer.
New YORK, Nov. 11.-President Noel,
of the Crescent City Athletic club, left
for New Orleans today. He said that he
had received a cablegram from
Jim Hall stating that the latter
would fight FitZsmmons before the
Crescent City Athletic club in March
for purse of $4,000. Articles of agree
ment were sent to Hail by Mr.. NOef
today. Mr.. Noel admitted that he had
been in Boston trying to arrange a
finish fight between George Dixon, of
Boston. and Johnny Griffin, of Brain
tree, for purse Of $4,000, but declined
to say whether he had signed them.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-12
Movements of Steamships.

BRowHEAD-Passed, Umbria, from New
York.
LoNDoN-Arriyedi Massachusetts, New
York
LoNDoE-Arrived: City of Berlin, New
York.
EIYERPooL-Arrived Tauric, New York
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-12

Special to the Globe

Special to the Globe.
MooRHEAD, Nov. 1.-THE News estl-
mates Clay county's vote as follows:
Donnelly, $40; Nelson, $40; Lawler
46O; Dean, II; Feig, 1856: Been, 942;
Kelso. 1855; HampSon. 40. Returns
from twenty-five towns estimated by
vote of 80.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-12
These Are Travelling.

Special to the Globe.
New YORK, Nov. 11.-At New York hotels:
Minneapolis. B. Holmes, Everett; c. Ras-
mussen, Astor; B. Eustis. Imperial; c.. H.
Gilman, Metropolitan; Mr.. and Mrs. j. d.
Simpson. st. Paul-M C. Healion, I'M
perial; C. Bauman, Broadway Central.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-12
Eastern Advertising Office Room rs
Tribune Building, New York.

Complete files of the GLoHEalways kept on
ard for reference. Patrons and friends are
cordially invited 10 visit andavail themselves
of the facilities of our Eastern Office While
III Now Work
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-12

DR. DEPEw was big r'an after the Mime
apolis convention. y. QUAY ana
PLATT were only sma potato in comparl-
son-but. somehow, IT,. seem 10 SIZE
up that way now.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-12

THOMAS PLATT deeply regrets that be can't
get the secretaryship of the treasury depart
ment for his Pacific Express company but
after that his regret takes a sudden halt.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-12

AFTER Tuesdays oyJ.o. ioosoa. Mr.. N
CALLS sllll of the opinion that pu in mi
tics Is an iridescent dream? Co upt Il IS
losing its grip; cheer up, JOHN DDS, and
Join the procession of fioppers.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-12

statement prepared at the treasury de-
partment shows that the net gold holdings
are 5 "a, 663, Sl4, an increase of S630, 0O9 since
Oct. 81. The receipts of customs since Oct
81 aggregate S33,233,97 a slight increase
over the corresponding period of last year.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-12

ILLINOIS Republicans shouldn't take it too
much to heart. What does ii trouble them to
lose the whole state and gain MICHAEL
CAssIUs MCDONALD?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-12
ROASTED THE PEANUTS.
An Early Morning Blaze Among
GOOber Factories.

NORFOLK, Va, Nov. IA destruc-
tive fire broke out in the large peanut
factory of the Merchants and Farmers
company, spreading on the west to the
Htna works. and jumping over the
street to the Gwalthy Bunkly Peanut
company, totally destroying the build
ings. The loss is from $4,000 to So
900. At this hour e a. n.y. the fire is
still raging. but is under control.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-12

EX-SENATOR CHARLEY FARwELL,of Illinois,
is feeling pretty good. thank you. He hasn't
that lonesome feeling any more.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-12
How Girls Love one Another.
All in the Family.

81 hear that your head clerk is to
marry your daughter"
Whats the odds? l had 10 support
him, anyhow"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-12
A Mistake.

New York Press.
Ned-Whew! This is a horrible cigar,
Jack. Is this the way you treat your
friends?
Jack-Excuse me-Ive made mis-
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-12

SOMEWHERE Ia the boundless contiguities
of shade the astral shape of WILLIAM
SHAKESPEARE is probably executing High
land fling about this time, over the news
from IGNATIUs.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-12

IT Is earnestly hoped that DR.. DANA 5 heroic
support of the ticket will be rewarded by
consulship to Kamtchatka or Borneo.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-12

TRI-WEEKLY- DAILY Monday, "Wednesday
and FridayD -
-yr in ADVANCE 81 90 q mos in adv..SZ W
months in advance. ST w.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-12

THE woods are now full of confiding Dur
surers of that Elusive will-o the wisp, the
ministershlp TO DahOmey.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-12

Rejected communications cannot be pre-
IclNCd. AcdIess all letters and kilograms TO
THE GLOBE. St Paul, MINI.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-12
rHE srArA ELLCrIoN.

would ''do up St Paul if il went against
him, and it has gone and done it.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-12

The residence presented to the late Gen.
W. I. Sherman by the citizens of st. Louis at
the close of the war has been sold at auction
TO private parties for $4,000.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-12

THE returns are mostly all in, but what in
the world has become of Candidate VICTORIA
WooDHULL MARTIN?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-12
AT THE TiEATERS.

Mr.. Charles Dickson will give the
last two performances of ''Incog" at the
Metropolitan opera house today. mat
inee and evening. and tomorrow night
will present Charles Klien's new
comedy. "A paltry Million"
The first three nights of next week,
beginning Monday evening, MIR. Charles
Frohman's original company will pre-
sent their great New York comedy sue
cess, 1.-The Junior Partner" Seats and
boxes for this engagement can now be
secured at the box office,
Financially. OF Course, She Meant.
Truth.
She-You say you are an artist, mu-
Slcian and poet?
He (mOdestly)-All three.
She-Oh, how awfulIy poor you must
be.
How Girls Love one Another.
Truth.
Beryl-Do you think the audience no
ticed that song | sung SO badly?
Mabel-Whi
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-12

IF NELSON is to be governor, st. Paul wonld
rs well hunt its cyclone cellar without
further delay. The Pioneer Press officially
proclaimed that the pugilistic candidate
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-12

DAILY AND SUNDAY.
1vr in advance. $1,000 3 mos. III adv..S2 % o.
IN in advance 90 5weeksin adv. "
one month 49,. DC.
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IT GOES TO NELSON.
Contipuen From First Page

trict, Thorpe Rep, 673; Peterson. Rep,
673; Schlattman. Poo, 276; O'Neill.
PEG. and Dem, 357; Becker, DEM,
22s; Setterlund, Ind Rep, 100.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-12

WEEKLY ST. PAUL GLOBE.
One year 81 six mo-, 65c Three mo-, SOC
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SUNDAY ALONE.
tyr in advance. 81 90 3 mos. in adv. .5Oc
N. In advance. l 90 l N. in advance.20c
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FEIG OR BOEN.
The Pair Running Very Close to
Each Other.

DptCIdI 10 IIIt NIUU6s
FERGUS FALLS, Mimi. Nov. lit
will require the official count to settle
the election In the Seventh district.
Boon. Populist, and Feig, Republican,
are running neck and neck, and the
man elected will not have plurality of
much more than 100.
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ST. PAUL GLOBE SUBSCRIPTION RATE
DAILY (NoT INCLUDING SUNDAY
VT in advance. So 90 m i'll advance. 100 oo
L m in advance. 4 90 weeks IN adv. ~
One month zoe
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-11-12
AT THE FURRIERs'.

take. That's the cigar you gave me
yesterday. Here, try one of my own.