The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-09-02
ghe aaieha ailp gasle rdau aornne, September 2 1892

| will donate Ten Millions to bring over all the
paupers working people OF the poor Jews in
Europe
Twill give millions each for the Laboring AS
sociations Of England, France, Germany, Aus
tria and Russia, and let the World celebrate a
universal halelpjah
With this fund TO start the worlds poor, who
can doubt it's suocessf The great question OF
Capital j Labor Is solved, and by o p5ltry sum
Of 25 millions. Mr.. w. Il Vanderbilt Rotchild,
should come behind me and follow my foot
steps Under these conditions Of American
Society will be the prime cause OF the g. re-
demer Of My Countrymen such as never at
tempted by human mind, for the amseriation OF
the race and the -. Washington has led the
American people 10 independence and success
shall lead q Nation to Opulenee and Wealth,
ana all ask from my people in return is TO elect
me President of the y. S. unanimously, that 1
may serve my Country, giving them my admin
istration.
''The omission of words and letters,
with the occasional confusion of ideas,
are symptoms of paresis. The follow
ing is also the effusion of a paretic:"
MY DEAR DR.-God was with ne last night
and brought me my new Head of Hair as Soft
as velvet. He desires that you take me this
morning, and as early as you can take me, TO
my wife 10 tell her that on Saturday you are to
marry my Sister, her Mother, my Father and
her Bro my Sister IN Law. I am appointed
General in Chief OF the whole and you are Sur
geen General salary 600 dollars month.
The writer of the following epistle
had not lost his wit, if his wisdom was
threatened. His letter was probably in
s2ired by personal" which may, per-
haps, have emanated from brain quite
as seriously affected as his own.
My DEAR UNKNowN-I feel my bosom heave
in sympa thetic response to yours, as 1 read in
the Herald the brief appeal you make TO the
cold, heartless world. Let me inform you who
am, in order that you may fully accord with
my outspoken feelings.
young lady Of culture and sensitive aspira-
tons, my place Of residence will be made known
TO you in the course Of this effusion. 1 am like
you, nv dear unknown, in many particulars
Like you, l have an aspiring nature 1 soar, I
20 the garnet where l dwell Like
you, too, am maligned My peeticai soarings
are mistaken for inbecilities. Ny original opin-
Ions are considered those Of an ass. But need
inform you that this is a monstreus Islander?
How can it be otherwise than that, since in ell
respects so feature you, dear object of my re-
gard?
You may wonder that so divine your nature,
but know that to the eye of affection, nothing
is hidden Know that to my sharp vision your
soul lies bare as an open chart Let me briefly |
describe you, beloved creature.
You are somewhat long and lean, with face |
that awakens in the breast no active emotions. |
1t merely suggests 20 the reflective observer the |
desire TO peel it OFF with knife and hide it in
box. But know, my friend, that beauty does |
not reside in the face alone It resides in the |
soul, In the feet, in the back bone Let US briefly
consider each in turn. Your SOUL my love, must |
5e large and expansive 1t must yearn to pour
tself out and be known Of all men.
l know that some would cruelty wish you to |
oour it all out and have none left to pour. But
hese are malignant, they are ignorant, they
'annot appreciate the beauty Of your back bone.
Tor, my friend, IN considering the nature of
our back bone, am forced To the conclusion
hat you have none. You must be limp cling
ng creature; boneless soft caricature of a
nan; libel on humanity. But, dear love, let
IS not hearken to the foul hiss OF calumny Let
g unite our souls; together attain the bliss of
erfect harmony. will sustain and strength
gu. will stiffen your back bone. | will pour
ato your soul the wine OF love. 1 will
end you and nurse you Hike child. You need
t, my friend; you need 1t Subject to the Same |
ealing influences as myself, nurtured in this
oble institution, you will regain your colossal
understanding do not mean your big feet;
o, my friend, you have them already. mean
hat small quantum Of mother wit that left its
yelling empty. Sweet creature, let US pray
)r your restoration. Let me beg you TO join
le, and together let US regain our feeble wits IN
-- Asylum.
(For incurables only.)
[Signedl THERESANIA BIGIDIoT.
Qnmate Of same)
In the fac-simile following the Chi
0graphy as well as the subject matter
yould locate the disease. The unhappy
eng felt that God alone could appre-
late and sympathize with her troubles.
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