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The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1892-12-17

DoN'T If a dealer offers you bottle OF
Salvation Oil without wrapper or labels. or
IN a Elutllated condition, don't touch it
cont buy 1t at any price, there is some
thing wrOng-it may be a dangerous or
worthless counterfeit insist upon getting
perfect. unbroken, genuine package. Be
on your guard
THE Lord Mayor of London's badge
of Office contains diamonds to the value
of 100000 and the temporary owner
has to give bond for it before he is
sWoIn in.
The DisaSreeable operation Of forcing
liquids into the head, and the use of excit-
ing sautfs are being superseded by Ely's
Cream Balm, a sure cure for Catarrh and
colds in the head.
have been sufferer from catarrh for
Ten years; could hardly breathe. Some
nights could not sleep. | purchased Ely's
Sream Salm 2nu am using It freely, 1t Is
werklng 4 cure surely. | have advised
several friends TO use it, and with happy
results in every case. It IS the medicine
above all others for catarrh, and it is worth
its weight in gold. | thank God | have
found remedy can use with safety. and
that does all that IS claimed for lt.-B. w.
Spcrry, Hartford, Conn.
Apply Balm into each nostril. 1t is
Quickly Absorbed. Gives Relief at
o"@e. Price 50 cents at Druggists or by
mail.
ELY BROTHERS, 56 Warren ST., New
York.
DURING the coming year France will
spend 81 $40, 00O tor aims and ammuni-
ton for the cavalry alone.
Go twice as far as liver pills and cure
oftencT-.SfadI Bile Beans.
THIS country mines 20, 000,0 900 barrels
of salt year.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1892-12-17

JAGsoN says the race in life is not to
the fast-Elmira GGzetfc.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1892-12-17

QUEEN VICTORIA drinks claret, cham
payne and tokay at dinner in modera-
ton
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1892-12-17

He: Can YOU keep a secret:' She:
Yes, but l don't want TO. What's the
goo Of having a secret that you can
tell!"
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1892-12-17

A SWEET little 4-year-old added this
clause to her evening petition the other
night: "And please help grandma not
to talk so much when the pies get
burned ''-BOStOn IrdreVer.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1892-12-17
Important To Fleshy People.

We have noticed page article in the
Boston Globe on reducing weight at very
small expense. 1t VIII pay our readers to
send two cent stamp for a copy tc Betina
Circulating Library, IS L. Washington
Street, Chicago, Ill.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1892-12-17

fIrs-All FITS stopped free by I.R- kLIvE'a
GREAT NERvERESroHEE. 40 Fits after first ity'i
use Marvellous curoS Treatise AMI & % trial
bottle tree 10 Fit cases send 10 Dr. Kline, J3l
Arch st, Thilu. Pa.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1892-12-17

IT is reported that the Archbishop OF
bueuos AyEes is 10 be made a cardinal.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1892-12-17

TIE curtain Of the Greek theater was
raised through the floor instead Of be-
ing lowered from the ceiling.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1892-12-17

IF man stays at home nights he will
not be found out Picdyltle
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1892-12-17
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to
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The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1892-12-17
CALIFORNIA FJe SYRUP co,

S4E francisco, C4L.
LOUISVILLE, ~. hEy YORK. M,
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-06-06
Tired of Waiting.

When LabOuchere was a clerk III the
foreign Office at Washington, one day an
aggressively irate countryman of the
ed himself at the legation and demand
ed to see the British minister He was
shown into Mr.. LabOuchere's ROOM who,
with the suavity which never deserts
him in the most pressing moments, ex-
planned that his e1cellency was not in.
''Well,' said the visitor, evidently
suspecting an attempt to bluff. Il must
see him, and will wait till he comes"
Very well" said Mr.. Labouchere;
pray take d chair" and he resumed his
writing. At the end of an hour the
Britisher, still fretting and Tuning,
asked when the minister would be back
4 really cannot say exactly" the at
tache answered.
But you expect him back?" the visitor
insisted
''Oh certainly" said Mr.. Labouchere
At the end of another hour the irate
visitor, bouncing up, insisted on know
ing what were the habits of the minister
at that period of the day. Was he likely
to be in in another hour?
4 think not said Mr. Labouchere,
with an increased blandness. 1.-The fact
is, he sailed for Europe on Wednesday
and can hardly yet have reached Queens
town But, You know, you said you
would wait till he came in, so | offered
you a chair. London Cor. New York
World
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-06-06
KOMANS THRIFT.

If men were as economical in their
would not be such a nation of spend
thrifts, said T. B. Rose of Minneapo-
Ms, at the Lindell. l was impressed
with the force of this idea to-day by
an observation begun in a cable car
and pursued through dry goods es-
Establishment and a restaurant. I saw
1.-TWO ladies chatting together intimate
DIV on a car, and when the conductor
approached them to collect the fares
h one of them had no change. The 9TH
\ Ter one offered to pay for her COM
|panion's ride, but the latter would not
submit to the proposition. Instead,
|she borroWe excl from her friend,
|remarking as . did so that she would
break bill as soon as she got down
town and repay her. My curiosity
WAS excited TO see if women really
|dealt that way with one another, so L
Followed the two after they got off the
car. They first entered a dry goods
store, where the borrower made a
small purchase, and as soon as she
got her change she handed her friend
five cents, which was received with
out the slightest protest. Then they
went into a restaurant to get lunch.
Each gave sep arate orders and the
bill of each amounted to thirty cents.
They marched up to the cashier and
each Dai ter own bill. Now. these
are smss Transactions, but they are
indicative of the difference in the
character of men and women. Had
the objects of my observations been
men instead of women, the man who
offered to borrow a nickel for car fare
would have insulted the other,
and one of them would have or
dered that dinner for both and paid
bill which, may as we'll say would
amounted to dollars instead of
Oh cents.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-06-06
TEMPERANCE NOTES.

A temperance society has been es-
tablished in Harvard College.
Take the money out of the whiskey
business and it couldn't live year.
- ..''horn of plenty" never falls to
nroy 3y5be man who takes plenty
-
esident H..
10 an Eight, the wel1-known
STATISTICAL, 10 authority for the state
ment that for every dollar paid in by
the saloons for their licenses about
SCI is paid out by the people.
The Yale faculty has prohibited the
editors of all the college periodicals
from publishing the advertisements
of saloon keepers and liquor dealers.
Both the editors and the liquor deal
|ers show resentment.
The committee of the British Medi-
cal Association on legislation for the
Enebriate has reported in favor of en-
lowing propeR authorities with pow
er to con- inebriates to be placed
\ n retreats where they will be treated
by physicians employing the most ap-
proved methods.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-06-06
New England Andirons Are Rare.

Early New England andirons, or fire
dogs, of brass or wrought iron were tall
affairs ornamented with dogs heads.
They are seldom seen in New York, al
though they are initiated occasionally in
modern wares. A greatmany excellent
antique andirons and fire sets come from
the eastern shore of Maryland and from
Virginia. The stove drove out the fire
place III New England, but the milder
climate ofsMaryland and Virginia made
the fireplace d permanency there, and in
many old houses in those states the fire
irons of three generations ago are in
use.
A New Yorker takes special pride in a
fire set from Worcester county on the
eastern shore Of Maryland. It includes
brass headed tongs and shovel, fire
block of oak on which they rest when
not III use, and brass aBdirons twenty
one inches high and weighing nearly ten
pounds each.-New York Sun.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-06-06
DRUNKENNESS DESTROYS LOVE
FOR GOD
LOVE

Lark the drunkard coming out of
lone place when he has been filled; he
goes into another saloon for more.
We'll, say any man who gives drink
| to one he sees already under it's infu-
Ience is a soul-murderer; words of
condemnation are not strong enough
on him. Behold the drunkard COM
ling out of one of those low places, let
ting fall from his lips oaths the most
shocking, blasphemy the most revolt
ling, that would make the very devils
lin hell shudder. Looking around the
church Sunday morning, we see a
poor =, hidden, perhaps, in SO me
corner of the church, ashamed to be
seen because of the poverty of her
|cIoth1ng or some other such reason.
ASK her where is her husband, once
q faithful as she to come to church.
hat is her answerI He is at home in
bed, sleeping off the effects of Sat-
|urday night drunk, or, perhaps, ris-
ling Sunday morning, goes away again
ito one of those vile places to continue
the debauch of the previous day.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-06-06
ALL SORTS.

Nolasses is honey to the contented man.
Tapley's "Bread Winner outwears all
other shoes.
Marrying for money has its drawbacks.
Stop and think how much money you have
thrown away buying worthless medicines,
prepared by unprincipled parties, who care
not what harm they may do your system. You
can depend every bottle Of Sulphur Bitters
being a reliable medicine. It searches out
and cleanses from the blood all impure mat
ter, and makes you feel like new person.
Boston Daily Globe.
Discomfort is the peg in your shoe that
hurts.
PnEsl PILES ITCHING IILEs.-Symptoms .
Moisture; intense itching and singing; most at
night; worse by scratching. If allowed continue
tumors FORM which often bleed and ulcerate, be-
coming very sore. Swayne's Ointment stops the
itching and bleeding. heals liberation, and in most
cases removes the turnors. At druggists, or by
mail, tor so cts. DR.. Swayne & Son, Philadelphia.
million dollars covereth multitude of
sins.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-06-06

You want to paint your house-you
want to change the color of it. You
are not satisfied with the way the
paint you used lasted. You think it
ought to have stood year longer.
Come to us, we can show you the col
ors made by the Chiffon Manuf. Co.
and they include every color and
shade that can be used to advantage
AS to the durability of the Chiffon
Paints, there is only one way-the ex
perience of those who have used
them. We know who they are and
will tell you. But we can say now
that you will find only one opinion ex-
pressed-perfects satisfaction. A pure
linseed oil paint, full measure given,
placed on the market solely upon it's
merits, has gained enough friends
among those who have used it to need
but very little recommendation from
the dealer who sells it.
Chiffon Paint Co., Boston Or n. Y.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-06-06
TERRIFIED BY A DOG.
The Canine Held Brave Quartet Pris-
oners in Graveyard for Hours.

| a
oners in Graveyard for Hours.
In one of the prominent cemeteries
within the central confines of Allegheny
county there is a lonely pathway which
has for some time been utilized by a
coterie of young society men of the East
end as short cut to their respective
homes in late evening hours, after the
regular weekly meetings of their social
literary club, which holds its sessions
every Saturday evening.
At their last gathering the subject of
discussion was Modern Superstition,
and when they started homeward at ,
o'clock the next morning they We're
silently refectful as they entered the
initial portal in the fence which is pre-
sumed to protect from intrusion the
ground where .'graveyards yawn. As
they neared the end of their walk within
the cemetery limits they were somewhat
more than bewildered to discover that
been missing and granted them pre-
viously a mode of egress, had been re-
placed. One Of the burying ground
promenaders said to a reporter next
morning:
''That discovery took every vestige Of
nerve out of our quartet. We had been
comparing notes Of the pleasures Of
pleasant evening, and while some at
tempts had been made to discuss the
weird scene in the city of the dead, ow
ing to the uncertain lights and shadows
of our surroundings, we had become SO
accustomed to such attempts that they
had no effect on any of us. But sud
denly there was the bark of dog. 1t
was an angry and threatening warning.
We knew what the sound meant and we
knew all about the dog. In the day
time he was and is still reputed to be
gentle even to strangers, but in the
night hours he is considered In the first
class as a terror not only to possible
grave robbers, but also to even gentle
manly and thoroughly circumspect
cemetery pedestrians. Well, we had
just concluded to retrace our steps and
take the electric cars home by the long
and roundabout route, when we saw
that shaggy, big dog making a break
for us.
''Dodging tonbstones and jumping
mounds, we reached vault, and in
true acrobatic style four Of us were
soon astride of a cold stone roof with
that dog barking at our heels. Our
canes helped to keep him at bay, but
we were soon convinced that the ami
NAL could not possibly climb or jump
up to us. 1t was only semisatisfaction,
however, for the canine laid down at
the side of the vault and assumed
come-down-if-y look. We sat
there three hours, when our enemy set
up a series Of terrible bowls, and one of
the cemetery employees quickly APP
peared upon the scene. He said he
knew bullets had no effect on spooks or
ghosts, or he misxht have used his seven
shooter, mistakEg US for actual visitors
from the realm of the dead. OF course
our explanation was satisfactory, but as
the old graveyard guardian let us out
at the upper entrance gate. he said:
"'Don't let the ladies know that Gene
terry routes are more troublesome than
paying nickel car fares. '"-Pittsburg
Press.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-06-06
THE GRODER DYSPEPSIA CURE COMPANY,
WATERyILLE, MAINE.
Estate of Simonds t. Phelps.
Commissioners Notice.

The undersigned having been appointed by
the Hon. Probate Court for the District of
Orleans Commissioners to receive, examine,
and adjust all claims and demands of all per-
against the estate of said Simonds Il.
Phelps late of Albany in said District de-
ceased and all claims exhibited in offset there
to, hereby give notice that we will meet for the
purposes aforesaid, at his late dwelling house
in the village of West Albany the 1st
day of June next and 25th day of Oct. next,
from 1 O'Clock p. until O'Clock p. M, each
of said days, and that six months from the
18th day of May A ID. 1892, is the time limit
ed by said Court for said creditors to present
their claims to US for examination and allow
ance.
Dated at Albany this 9Th day of May
1892.
o. G. WHITCHER, tf,o,,,,iss;o,ous
2O-22 G.. n. TENNEY,
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-06-06

In speaking of jockeys and their
CHARACTERISTICS and weaknesses, a
horse owner made the following COM
nnents: ''BOys that spend their nights
i1 the city become unfit to ride. They
get in bad company, everybody tries
Il induce them to drink, and when
@ey need nerve it is gone Jockeys
|hink they can stand anything, but
boys that / take an interest in I keep
way from liquor. The jockeys of
he future will come from the ranks of
v oys who behave themselves, and
lave a care for their health as well as
DE their mounts"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-06-06
Court of lnSOIVenCv.

q TATE OFVERMONT, DISTRICT OF ORLEANS,
Sss. In the matter of G. A. Webster & Co.
insolvent debtors, of Albany, in said District
A I'd meeting of the creditors of said Insol-
vent Debtors will be held at the Probate Off
ice in Barton Landing, in said District, on the
9th day of June, A. d. 1892 at O'Clock, A. NJ.
for the purposes set forth in section 1S45 of
the revised Laws of Vermont; at said meeting,
hearing will be had upon all disputed claims,
and upon allclaims for preferences under the
Insolvency Law.
By order of the Court.-Attest,
0. H. AUSTIN, Judge. 2l-22
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-06-06

If boys boots were made of cast lion,
covered with tar and gravel, and then
painted four coats and vanished,
mothers would still have cause to won
der how on earth ''that boy" got his feet
sopping wet.-EXchange
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-06-06

WAS \ Fool Yes, they said was fool
] OF TO try : sphur Bitters for rheumatism,
rom which had suffered over two years; but
had tried so many doctors and medicines
Without getting relief that l war discouraged.
am now on my fourth bottle and almost cur
Id. I was fool that 1 didn't try that wonder
|ul remedy before.-C. G. Pratt, Manchester,
H
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-06-06
JUST FOR FUN.

fairs.
A girl must husband her charms if
| she wants to charm her husband.
Love in a girl is like the whooping
cough; it is sure to be announced by
whOops.
Everything that is nice in the world
grows on the other side of the barbed
wire fence.
The boy whose clothes don't fit him
by several sizes can't honor his father
and mother.
Amy Mabel, do you ever think
about marriage? Mabel-Think is no
name for it. [ worry.
He-What are the wild waves say
ing? She-Oh, they are probably max
ing some current remark.
Mr. Feeder-What's that humping
out there? Waiter = OATS de cook.
You ordered tenderloin steak, didn't
yo', sab?
A Son of Erin-Late! said an Irish
man to a departing guest. 1t isn't
late till midnight, and that's early!
'I say, Snagsly, you have played
that part long enough. You ought to
appear with new role" "What do
rou take me fora baker?''
Father-Everything I say to you goes
in at one ear and out at the other.
Little Boy (thoughtfully) = Is that
what little boys have two ears for,
papa?
''Mercy mel" exclaimed Mrs. New
lywed to her new kitchen servant, II
don't understand how such stupid girl
could come from an intelligence
office"
Amateur Hunter: "What sly ami
NAL the fox is, to be sure! The other
day I followed one three hours, and
when I finally shot it I found it was a
red dog"
Gentleman: "Why are you running
SO fast, my little MANI" Little man: II
wounter git far 'nough away from
Jimmy McGougle to tell him I amt
'fraid of him.
A sharp reply. THAT groceryman
talking about horses! What does he
understand about horses, anyhow ?''
s9Well! we'll? he understands horse
radish anyhow!''
Laura Lonely: ''This drinking cup
was made for me when was baby.'
Rose Rooster: Chow beautiful Aren't
the productions of the ancient metal
workers charming.
Mr.. Summer Boarder-I was startled
by the dishonesty of these people last
night Mr. Citicaller = Indeed. Yes.
[ saw them watering the COWS before
they MIXED them.
Sign printer = Now, Missus john
sing, what does yer want ter put on
dis yer sign? Missus Johnsing (after
of deep thought)-I guess
''goin' out scrubbin' done in here'
will do.
''Well, Mr.. Bronson" said domi
ME, ~ hope you derived profit from
the services this morning." s'Sir,o re-
turned Bronson, inclining to be in
dignant, II assure you [ drop business
On Sunday, and attend church with
40 hope of profit
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-06-06
OF cents.

1 suffered for more than ten years with that
dreadful disease, catarrh, and us ed every
available medicine which recommended
10 me. Icannot thank you enough for the re-
lief which Ely's Cream Balm has afforded
ine.-Emanuel Meyers, Winfield, l.. t. n. Y.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-06-06

Teacher--In the sentence, "a police
man arrested the thief what Case is
thief?
Boy-A hard case, mum.-Good News.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-06-06
GRODER'S
BOTANIC DYSPEPSIA sYRVP.

For long time l was troubled with a
distressed feeling in my stomach, pain and
dizzy feeling in my head and at times
would have Il severe headache was not free
from Constipation; in fact, had Indiges-
ton in bad form. / commenced to use
Groder's Botanic Dyspepsia Syrup, and
the distress in my stomach disappeared. my
head became clear, L had no dizzy feeling,
and now L enjoy good health.
| cheerfully recommend it to any one
troubled with dyspepsia a sure cure.
HENRY HOME,
WaterVille, Me.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-06-06

am an old man and nave been constant
sufferer with catarrh for the last ten years. L
am entirely cured by the use of Ely's Cream
Balm. It Is strange that so simple a remedy
|viIl cure such a Stubborn disease.-Henry Bill
Engs, Z. s. Pension Atty, Washington, d. c.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-06-06

When Baby was sick, re gave her CastorIa.
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria.
when she had Children. she gave them Castoria
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-06-06
tn mn mEEF OUR FAITH IN
III PkIDv THE MEDICINE,

On and after October 1, 1891, we give every
person selling our medicine the privilege of
selling six bottles for $500, and guarantee
that in case it does you no good you can
receive your money back. Read guaranty
with every bottle. We claim to cure Dys-
pepsia, Headache, Sour Stomach, Heartburn,
Kidney Complaint, Neuralgia, Distress after
eating, Palpitation of the Heart, Collie, Ner-
yousness, Loss of Sleep, Dizziness, Irregular
ity of the Appetite, Pleurisy Pains, Bloat,
Wind on the Stomach, Hacking Cough, and
Constipation. And why will it cure? Be-
cause it is Relaxing, Purifying, Soothing,
and Healing. 1t is compounded from the
purest roots and herbs, free from Alcohol
or Morphia. 1t is harmless to the smallest
child; children like it, and it is far superior
to Castor Oil and all other preparations.
Call for Groder's Botanic Dyspepsia
Syrup. None genuine unless bearing our
trademark the Beaver.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-06-06

Which have had such big sale for the years
good testimonials of people right that
long Costs about the
oil which will bring the about ST. per gallon