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Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-01

ADoLPH SToRcK. one of the oldest lumber mer-
chants of Baltimore, is dead.
WILLIAM HERnATT, manager of the Rocking
ham POTTERY. dropped dead at Harrisonburg, Va,
saturday FROM heart disc ,se-
CHAIR EY kRUG, prominent winemaker OF st.
Helena, Cal, died at his home In San Francisco
yesterday. Us result of paralysis of The throat
He was 63 years OF age.
WILLIAM NJ. HARNETT. one of the best known
stllife painters in the country, died Saturday Of
uraemia at the New York City Hospital, wnither
ne had been taken Thursday from his studio where
he was found unconscious.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-01

A ANEWLY-DIsGovE2ED area of Is miles
by 22 rich in the possession of 20 kinds of
marble, is described as twas. field of un-
hewn headstones." There may be some ex-
cuse for such a description, rs indicating
the most profitable source of demand for
the material, but to choose "headstones"
in place of sculpture and the adornment of
buildings as the main use for 20 kinds of
marble is o reflection on the artistic If not
the utilitarian tendency of the day.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-01

IF THE Democratic Presidential nominee
had shown any inclination to inform the
nation how the Protective tariff can be i'm
proved upon, he would have behaved logic
ally. Instead of that, however, he has
done no more than say that the Protection
of the Republican party is wofully wrong,
that the Chicago demand for free trade Is
also deplorable. and that he finds it easier
simply to criticise the one and disregard the
other than to attempt any constructive
work ON his own account.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-01
LITTLE TOMMY W1NrERGREEN. Jr.. i

LITTLE TOMMY WINTERGREEN, Jr, il
in disgrace, and very much so. The other evening
Mr.. and Mrs. Thomas Wintergreen, Sr., gave their
annual dinner to their minister and his wife, and,
of course, Tommy wss permitted to go to the first
table SO that his childish pratte might fill in any
awkward pauses. But. like all children Tommy
did not walt for awkward pauses. but Joined in the
conversation right and lefr and it wasn't long be-
fore he had put his foot in It, They had been talk
ing for some time about marriage and had about
agreed that 1t very good thing. when
mammals and papa's pride said: You will never
catch me a-marrying, so you WON'T" '.My little
man. said the good minister in his regular dining
out voice, lyon will develop into such fine look
ing fellow that all the beautiful girls in the neigh
borhoOd will be hocking about you, and. before
you know 1t, cupid will take aim and pierce your
heart" Hump CIRCULATED Tommy. why
said the minister, ''when you are older you win
not be able to resist the charms of lovely women
..Oh yes will'' said Tommy emphaticaliy. And
right here is where mamma made fatal mistake.
She, poor soul, thinking that her darling had some
drop why you are so opposed to marrylng?'' ..Be-
cause" replied the Dewdrop. "I'n have no wo-
man saying to me every evening when / get home
Thomas. you have been drinking again?' ~ Il was
not night-mare that caused Tommy to scream
that night about O'Clock, but the good minister
and his wife had but few moments before de-
parted.
ga TORCH light parade reminds me so
much OF Wagner's operas, ~ he said to hfs COM
panion, as they stood watching the Republican
marchers pass by.
''WhyY'' she asked
..Bccause the drums play such . promfneas
part - he replied.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-01

THAT sudden and costly r1se OF niagara
is an indication that the great fails are as
as an unbroken colt, and have
the same sort OF objection to being broken
In and harnessed for the use of man. Kind
ness will be of little use in dealing with so
inanfmate a stubbornness. and it remains to
be seen whether the nineteenth century
man OF science has enough force at his dis
posal to curb and coerce so mighty an ex-
ample of the perversity of nature.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-01

SINCE the maliciously mistaken allega-
tion that Democratic candidate is Pro.
hibitionist has been branded as 'rnud-sling
ing" it is difficult to imagine what term
would aptly describe similar charge that
any Prohibitionist was n Democrat.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-01

WHEN railroad companies illuminate
every inch of their tracks with electric light,
as a wild-eyed rumor asserts that one cor
poration thinks of doing, the world will be
light enough for the discovery of the
millennium.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-01
MONACO A DIAMOND MINE.
The Revenue for the Last Fiscal Year Was
Over 23, 900 900 Francs.

MONTE CARLO, Oct 3L-The principal
shareholders of the Societe Anonyme des
Bains del Mer ct du Cercle des Etrangers de
Monaco held their half-yearly meeting in
the Casino in Monaco Friday afternoon, to
consider the financial reports of the busi-
ness transacted and the moneys disbursed
by the Bo;lrc. OF Directors
It was reported that the total revenue
from the tables during the last fiscal year
were q little over $4,000, 600 francs, a large
amount in excess of last years returns, The
capital stock of the SocieIe is 30 600 0OO francs
divided into gu 900 shares at 500 franc cs apiece
Each share carries coupon interest of 70
francs per annum.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-01
STRANGER in America at tbis time

A STRANGER in America at this time
would be justified in imagining that the
country was wholly given up to the cultiva-
tion OF statisticians. And if he Judged of
the Arithmetic taught in our Public Schools
by the contradictory estimates based upon
the same figures, he would naturally arrive
at the conclusion that it was a wonderfully
elastic system of computations.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-01

ASSERTIONS supported by no evidence
form the Democratic campaign material.
They look decidedly feeble in comparison
to the facts OF Protection illumined by
arguments.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-01
Mrs, Mary Carlin,
Mrs. Mary Carlin died Yesterday

Mrs. Mary Carlin died yesterday morn
ing III her residence. No. street, Allegheny.
She was IL her S1h wear, was born in Ross town.
ship. this county, aud had been resident of
Allegheny for 81 years. She identified with
charitable and church work and had 4 wide circle
OF friends. Four of her sons engineers OIL the
Fort Wayne Railroad and one is employed at tile
city water works. She was aunt or ex-Chair-
man James Huuter, of Allegheny Common Council.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-01

THERE only remains week for the pub
lication of new systems of logic or mathe-
matics in connection with the Presidential
campaign. But even were the time longer
the combinations have been worked to such
an extent that there is hardly room for
further originality.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-01

THE London Times is critical enough to
think that neither Presidential candidate
should be elected. Four years hence the
nomination Tor the Presidency should be
left entirely to the omniscient Times, and
then of course everyone will be satisfied
that there is no mistake about the matter
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-01
Granted.
Chicago Tribune.J

Chicago Tr1Dune.J
1t may be considered settled for all time
that Wayne MacVeagh will never, never vote
for D. B. Hill for anything.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-01

MR.. ADLAI STEvENsoN's letter of ac-
rtauce was a periunctory performance
about equally unnecessary, useless and un-
interesting
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-01

THAT would be frosty campaign indeed
hot-headed sections of the politically in
tolerant South,
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-01
The Extremes Meet.

Philadelphia Tines
TRYING to work some short cut to wealth
may really turn ont a way to get free and
short hair cut in Jail.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-01
ORIGINAL AND JOCOsE.

TO NOVEMBER.
WE welcome you, November ninety-two,
You take the laurel wreath, you really do;
Events important to US. each and all,
During your reign are surely to Defall.
Our Presidents elected in your time
Which one? Well, we will not bet dime;
But, will you kindly tell us which TO call,
Yale or Princeton2 We're crazy bout football.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-01
1t Isn't Much Else.

New Orleans Picayune.]
To man up tree the mustache Of dude
aeema down.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-01
A Poser for the Democrats.

Boston Traveller.1
Conundrum! If free trade is a failure in
Great Britain, how is 1t TO be made a success
in the United SsatesP
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-01

WITH all the folles of rainbow chasing,
a politician had better be sanguine than
sanguinary.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-01

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Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-01

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RUSINESS OFFICE,

Vol. "a. No. Zl-Entered at Pittsburg Postofhce
November 1857, as second-class matter.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-01

THE DISPATCH IS on sale at LEADING HOTELS
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scribed them.
A Task for Good Eye.
On clear night good eye can count six
or seven separate stars in this group. But
don't find fault with your eyes if you do not
succeed in counting this number, Tor a great
deal depends on the condition of the atmos-
phere. Prof. Pickering says he can easily
pick out II or II with the naked eye from his
station in Peru, where the air is phenom-
enally clear. Such feats as that are, of
course, impossible here in our moisture
laden atmosphere, but with good opera
glass the number OF stars visible in this tiny
group will be more than doubled.
The constellation OF Auriga is now high
up in the Eastern sky and forms one of the
most striking groups visible. 1t may be rec
ognized by its resemblance to a pentagon
the bright Capella being situated ut the
northern of the five angles. This con-
stellation Is now the synosure of all
eyes in the astronomical world. Within that
pentagon, far beyond the reach of unaided
vision, is a mighty mass which is undergo
ing disturbances and changes OF incompre-
hepsible magnitude. About a year ago it
created its first sensation by being born, SO
to speak. with the most startling sudden
ness. This was interesting, and the attcn-
tion of astronomers the world over was at
once attracted to Nova Aurige. or the new
star in Guriga Prof. Keeler, the genial
director OF the Allegheny Observatory, took
a great interest in the little stranger 10
mortal vision, and last spring delivered
lecture on 1t before the Academy of Science
and Art in this city, in which he proposed
several original hypotheses to account for
its sudden appearance. The star gradually
died away as most Novae do, and it was
supposed that that was the last of it. But
since its disappearance several months ago
it suddenly broke forth again and has since
behaved in manner quite unprecedented.
At visit to Prof Kecler by The DIsPAToH
The times., 1892-04-15
why He Was Rejected.

The soul of a rajah, who had been re-
leased from the cares of this world and
an uncongenial wife, presented himself
at the gates of Paradise. Have you
been in Purgatory YETI" demanded Brah-
ma. mo: but | have been married. ="
ENTER then-it is the same thing" AT
this moment another soul arrived. who
begged Brahma to allow him also to en-
ter. SOFTLY, softly-have you been in
Purgatory YETI" mo; but neither has
that other fellow-he died the same day
| did" very true, but he had been
married" Married. indeed! Why
have been married three times" Away.
then, to the lower regions" said Brah-
ma, sternly; Paradise is not made for
imbeciles. San Francisco Argonaut.
The times., 1892-04-15
Will Be Given Away.

Our enterprising druggists, Johnson & Hen
derson who carry the finest stock of drugs, per
fumeres, toilet articles, brushes, sponges, etc,
are giving away large number of trial bottles
of DR.. Miles celebrated Restorative Nervine.
They guarantee il to cure headache, nervous
prostration, dizziness, sleeplessness, the i'll eff
fects of spirits, tobacco, coffee, etc. Druggists
say it is the greatest seller they ever knew, and
is universally satisfactory. They also guarantee
DR.. Miles new Heart Cure in all cases of Ner-
vous or organic heart disease, palpitation, pain
in side, smothering, etc. Fine book on Nervous
and Heart Diseases.
The times., 1892-04-15
Ingham County Abstract Office.
ID. Il. HaWleY. Ahatractor. Sent & 1891.

|Df. Holman 3. Humphrey.
Dear Sir; Several months ago brought my little -four
land half Of you for consultation. had
been afflicted with throat trouble from his early infancy
when you first him his onsis swollen that breath
ling very difficult We could not take him church or
public gathering because his heavy labored
source OF disturbance to all him. After
|naton said you could MIN if would follow
your directions He has been under treatment
months and his progress toward health very
land gratifying We have doubt of his being ust
you told Having prescribed for the boy You
tell re what allied and the OF my troubles. NV
stomach kidneys nerves. and n fact the whole phye
cal achnery out Of gear. had concluded that nv
days of working we'll nigh ended was go nervous ad
embled so that could scarcely write could sleep
half as much a. one ought to- and natural refreshing sleep
was something had not enjoyed for many months Yon
said you could cure did not believe you any
man could do that But now am getting we'll Last night
slept eight aud half hours and was the night
short can now do good days work. at manual labor
the ONCE, and when yon done with there no dou
my health will be as good as most men OF nv age
Respectfully, ID. Il. HAwIEY
The times., 1892-04-15
a Husbands Mistake.

Husbands often permit wives, and parents
their children to suffer from headache, dizzi
ness, neuralgia, sleeplessness, fits and nervous
ness, when by the use of DR.. Miles Restorative
Nervine such serious results could easily bepre-
vented. Druggists everywhere say it gives uni
versal satisfaction and has an immense sale.
Woodwork Co., of Fort Wayne, Ind Snow &
Co., OF Syracuse, N. Y; j. c. Wolf, Hillsdale
Msch., and hundreds of others say tits the great
est seller they ever knew. 1t contains no OPT.
ates Trial bottles and fine book on Nervous
Diseases free at Johnson & Henderson's,
The times., 1892-04-15
How to Make a Barrel Trap.

This is the simplest and most ingenious
trap made, and is particularly available
for the catching of skunks. Put stone
ON the ground and lay barrel across it
30 that the open end will just overbal-
ance the other end and therefore rest
upon the ground. Put piece of meat
In the high end. The skunk walks up
to it, his weight tips the barrel down
and he is captured. The only objection to
this trap is that it is interfered with by
heavy winds.
The times., 1892-04-15
WORK IN CONGRESS.
Synopsis of the Proceedings of the Past
Six Days.


Synopsis OF the Proceedings of the Past
Six Days.
WASHINGTON, April s.-The senate de-
voted the entire day yesterday to the Dis
trict OF Columbia appropriation bill. 1t
was only partly completed at adjourn
ment, and hot debate was in progress on
the proposition to appropriate $780, 900 to
help defray the expenses of the visit
OF the Grand Army encampment to Wash
ington.
Wilson of West Virginia closed the de-
bate on the free wool bill in the house,
and the bill was then passed without
amendment by vote of 1872 to 60. Funs-
ton OF Kansas denounced a statement in
The Voice that he had been seen drinking
1ntoxicants in the house restaurant as a
lie, and the correspondent who wrote it as
"low-down skunk" The cotton tie bill
was then taken up and debate was pend
ing at adjournment.
WASHINGTON. April 9.-'Ehe senate yes
terday passed the District of Columbia
appropriation bill, including an appro-
priation of 100000 for sustenance and
quarters for the Grand Army encamp-
ment (Which was adopted by vote of Al
w lO), anu Ulll MOuudy.
The house concluded the general debate
on the cotton tie bill and vote will be
taken on the measure today The bill was
advocated by Simpson (Alliance), who
baid he was a free trader and welcomed
anything that looked that way. At the
night session six pension bills were
passed.
WASHINGTON, April 1l.-General debate
on the cotton ties bill was closed Satur-
day by Turner of Georgia. Dalzell Of
Pennsylvania spoke in opposition thereto.
The bill was passed by a vote of 167 to 46,
three Democrats-EngliSh of New Jersey,
Coburn of Wisconsin and O'Neill of Mis-
siouri-vOting against it. The free tin
plate bill was introduced. Eulogies were
then delivered upon the late Hon. NJ. II.
Ford, of Michigan.
WASHINGTON, April 12.-Stewart intro
duced some resolutions in the senate
yesterday obviously designed to get at the
statement that silver certificates have
dollars value in gold behind each one.
Ex-senator Blair asked an investigation
of his rejection as minister to China. In
secret session the Office of executive clerk
was NdCdueu, lUS nOluer, 1Oung, DelnR
charged with "leaking" executive secrets.
The house passed bill to make West
Point, Va, SUPPORT of entry and deliv-
cry, and also to repeal the act authorizing
the secretary of war to lease the pier at the
entrance of the Chicago river. The re
mainder of the day was devoted to the
consideration of bills relating to the Dis
trict of Columbia.
WASHINGTON, April 13-A debate occu-
pying most of the day took place in the
senate upon Palmer's resolution for the
election of United States senators by the
people. Stewart spoke on free coinage
and few bills on the calendar were dis
cussed. Morgan asked that Stewards
regarding free silver go over, as
he wanted to "make few remarks"
The house passed sn urgent deficiency
bill, appropriating $1,012,63 for various
deficiencies in the government service.
Cooper made personal explanation
about his controversy with the commits
sioner of pensions. The naval appropria-
tion bill was considered for two hours in
of the whole and the house adj
journed.
The times., 1892-04-15
THE DEATH RECORD.

Colonel GEORGE II. GILLIs, Saratoga
hotel man.
GEORGE TERwILLIGER, secretary of the
Illinois senate in 1881, at Fulton, Ills.
WILLIAM CLARK, head of well-known
banking firm, at New York.
Judge ID. j. ARNOLD, of Holland, Mich,
at Washington.
JAMES d. MATTHEWS, prominent citi-
zen of Cass county, at Virginia, Ills.
JEREMIAH VAN DUsEN, treasurer of
Denman Thompson's "Old Homestead"
company, at Chicago
Rev. DR.. j. A. BENTON, president of the
Golden Gate Theological seminary at Oak
land, Cal.
WILLIAM H. METoALF, prominent citi-
zen of Milwaukee.
GEORGE w. LONG, ex-paymaster of the
United States navy, at New York.
Brigadier General THOMAS w. SwEENY.
retired, at Astoria, ~ Y.
Judge JOHN *. PORTER, at Waterford,
Ny.
E. ID. SCHNEIDER, prominent Grand
Army man, at S.. Joseph, y ich.
General CHARLES W. FIELD, at Washing
ton.
DIR. j. G. HINsEY, well-known Iowa pol
itician, at Ottumwa
Rev. Il. w. MUNsON, most widely known
Methodist minister in Indiana, at Wa
bash.
GEORGE M SEYMOUR, prominent Mime
sotan, at Saltwater.
K. c. RIPLEY, well-known resident of
Saginaw, Mich.
JONI ID. GoLDswoRTHY, wealthy farmer
Of Kenosba county, Wis.
Colonel JOHN w. GLENN. formerly may
or of Austin, Tex, at New York.
The times., 1892-04-15
Read What a Prominent Lansing Lady Says of DR..


wieh 10 add my testimony to the merit and wonderful
|sk Of Dr. Holman S. Humphrey. For fourteen years had
eunered from severe and vile cough and throat ana bon
chal affection which constantly endangered life
ling one severe parCxyem of coughing ruptured blood
vessel and we'll nigh bled to death My stomach became
irritable and congested that vomted with each coughing
spell and at times confirmed and hopeless invalid
have tried all the cough mixtures could hear recommended
land had tried about onehaf OF Lansing doctors with
only temporary relief Last spring when about to Civ
up and cough myself to DEATH husband insisted that
should and DIR. Humphrey at the hotel in Lansing
did so the Hh day of May last and favorabl
Impressed with him. commenced a of
once and followed his advice strictly and to-day well
hearty and happy woman, and would all sufferers
cry DR.. Holman e. Humphrey's splendid methods.
Very gratefully, MRS. E. HUNT,
october, 1891 Lansing, Mich,
The times., 1892-04-15
An AGectionate Daughter.

Sweet Girl (affectionately)-Papa, you
wouldn't like me to leave you. would
you?
Papa (fondly)-lndeed | would not.
my darling.
Sweet Girl-Well. then. I'll marry
Mr.. Poorchap. He's willing to live here.
The times., 1892-04-15

Are the printed state
ments of these people true
or false? Write to them
and see; it costs but a triae
to learn the facts. The
above being true, is it not
also true that a most re-
markable and we'll learned
Doctor is visiting your
County Seat every month I?
Go see him; he cures 9TH
ers, why not you? Consul
tation free.
The times., 1892-04-15
DETROIT REAL ESTATE.

which and which profitable than
reckless speculation
The
do
sell at retail but wholesale only can satisfy any purchaser that can realize from
ing small interest make positive investment real estate which will
nished by
Building
The times., 1892-04-15
Said n Good Word for Alger
The Vote on Free Wool.

WASHINGTON, April 9.-An analysis OF
the vote on free wool shows that every Re-
publican voted nay, every independent or
Alliance man yea, and every Democrat
yea except two-Miller and Babbitt of
WISCONSIN.
The times., 1892-04-15
Creatures with No EyeIids.

Rabbits, snakes, birds and fishes never
close their eyes, because unprovided
with eyelids. The rabbit and the COM
mon barnyard fowl are each provided
with thin membrane which is let
down over the eye when asleep or at
rest.-St. Louis Republic.
The times., 1892-04-15
THE ILLINOIS GRAND ARMY.
Captain ED Harlan Elected Departmen
Commander.


SPRINGFIELD, ILL.,, April 9.-The Grand
Army encampment adjourned late yester-
day afternoon after electing the following
officers: Department commander, Captain
Ed Harlan, of Marshall; senior vice
commander, w. +. Kenaga, of
Kankakee; junior vice commander
A. l.. Schimpff, Of Peoria; medical direc-
tor, j. r.. Corbus, of Chicago; chaplain,
w. 6. Cochran, of Loyington; council of
administration-Lewis Krughoif, Nash
vile; A. ID. Cadwallader Lincoln; w. II.
Venable, Macomb; r. w. Cole, Rockford,
and o. +. Avery, Pontiac
Said "a Good Word for Alger.
The resolutions affirmed faith in Com
rade r. A. Alger and oppose the bill pending
in congress appropriating 100000 for the
entertainment of the veterans at Washing
ton during the next grand encampment.
The next state encampment will be held
at Springfield.
The times., 1892-04-15
ClarksOn Is Much Better.

WASHINGTON, April s.--A dispatch re-
ceived from General James S. Clarkson
states that he is much better; that he has
passed the turning point, and the chances
are for rapid improvement in his condi-
The times., 1892-04-15
PHoSPHODI
The Great English Remedy,

= ''N "0HVWls
Promptly and perman-
emily cures all forms of
Nervous Weakness. Ennis
sions, Spermatorrhea, I'M
potency and all effects of
abuse and eXcesses. Been
prescribed over 80 years in
Of cases; is the
only reliable and honest
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