The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-03-22
suNFLowER sILHoUErTEs.

The Kansas farmer is giving Llore atten-
ton this year to the sub-soil and less to
| the subtreasury.
The public awaits an authoritative
statement from Harrison Kelly as TO which
| side of the fence he intends TO fight this
season.
Tom Norton. who has been i'll at his
home in Newton for the past three months
has gone to California to spend the re-
mainder of the winter.
Attorney General Ives now spends two
| hours regularly every day trying to for
get that he ever said that he didn't owe
anything to the damned Alliance"
eff you children don't shut up your
yowling." yelled the Kansas editor who
was writing al editorial on the beauties
Of paternal love, IN lam you again"
Many IN honest Alliance is thoroughly
set in his determination TO vote the PeO-
ple's party ticket this fall till his mind ac-
cidentally reverts to the tast legislature.
Twenty FIVE years hence, he, who is the
beardless Kansas boy OF fifteen, will pull
his whiskers and remark authoritatively
that in March ;92 we had terrific snow
storm"
Our news item wrote the editor OF a
Kansas weekly, has been unovoidabiy
crowded out by the complimentary an
nouncements of the local candidates. 1t
will be published next week"
p. z. Elder has formally announced
himself as a candidate for governor on the
Alliance ticket-at least he has COM
menced damage suit against the SAINT
railroad which is equivalent.
As bi-chloride of gold will take the taste
of whisky away from man, Senator PEI,
fer should introduce bill for the estab-
lishment of bi-chloride of whisky insti-
tute fox removing taste for gold from plu-
tocrats.
3. y. Woodward, of Lawrence, in pa
per read before the seminary of historical
and political science, declared that brains
are certainly 10 be ranked among the three
essentials OF university. But notice his
three essentials" and their order: En-
dowment, Greek letter societies and
brains"
Another choice bit from ingalls,: 81 am
tired of the English the Irish
American the 'Scandinaviau-America
the 'French-American, the German
Americana Welcome Englishmen! We'll
come Irishmen. Welcome Scandinavian!
Welcome Frenchmen! Welcome Germansl
But welcome only as American-Ameri-
cans"
The publishers announce that ex-Sena-
tor Edmund g. Ross of Kansas, will con-
tribute the first paper of the Historic
Moments" series, to begin in the April
Scribner. His subject is the eliminating
scene in the impeachment trial of Andrew
johnson. Ex-senator Ross was one Of
the seven Republican senators who voted
not guilty with the Democrats, thus Sc
curing the acquittal of President Johnson.
On the Monday after the vote the New
Y ork Tribune said: ut must be evident
that the immediate responsibility for the
defeat of Saturday rests upon Edmund q.
Ross of Kansas.
Have you heard from Otis?" asked
Topeka Alliance politician of another.
''How's that?"
81 asked you if you had received any in
telligence' from Congressman Otis?'
None at all, and the other shook his
head sadly and walked away
at, was just my luck" said the scabby
looking stranger. 1T will make thirteen
years in all. a"
Explain yourself"
'You know Pm red hot Republican,
"Well?'
well, had just recovered from the
seven years itch, when PETER was elected
to the senate for six years"