The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-09-18


Her jewels have been described in every
newspaper through the land, and she is
referred TO as the young aud
pretty Mrs. Falseness," although the
very people who wrote this know
that she was neither young nor pretty. The
number OF her trunks have been told the
kinds of shoes she wore have been described ;
and right straight through she had lived in
the glare of the electric light, until she
ceased to be a woman, and only been the
model of the dressmaker, the shoemaker,
the glover, the jeweler and the dealer in
paints and powders She thinks about
nothing but dress; considers children trou-
BILE; regards her husband as a bank, that
will always cash her checks, and sees moth
ing TO do in life but to outdress some other
woman. She has had rival this summer,
and 80 she has gotten a little peevish aud
little more determined to dress finer than
ever before. That is what the summer has
done for her.
THE DARBY AND HIS NANNY"
There is party OF gay, happy darkies on
board; they have been on an excursion to
Niagara. Their bats have long ribbon
streamers to them, their frooks are as fine
as iddles, and the gentlemen of the party
are gotten up In broad trousers with ex-
quislte Creases, fancy waistcoats and straw
sailor hats that have an arrangement Of
string on them strongly suggestive OF q
fishing tackle. They laugh at everything
at train wait OF two hours they sang and
laughed and were as utterly unconscious Of
other people as only children and dHrkies
can be. One of them, a gay-looking chap
named John, made us understand that he
was waiter in a big hotel In Florida. He
said: DE girls said to me, johnny, suahly
you amt a-goin' to take you old nanny
alongf and up and spoke, and l SEE: You
young things can be jes' as foolish as ever
you want, but my nanny she took care of
me when | was mighty little and no earthly
account, and now l am well to do, and am
G-gOin' to take care of her and see she sees
de world" And she was seeing it, She
had on a black silk frock that fitted her, as
she said. suitable to her age" She wore
a bonnet with two pink roses upon it, over
her bandarna, and in her hand she carried
a large umbrella and pair of black kid
gloves that had never been worn. But il
she had been the Queen of England she
could not have been treated with greater
respect than sue was by Johnny.
HER OPINION OF THE FALLS
was not strictly original, although she did
not know this, for, when asked If she did
not think 1t wonderful to see that great
mass Of water falling down. she said,
Lord, honey, You certainly didn't 'speot to
see il fall up.n Neither did she think much
Of the north. She gave very emphatically
her opinion OF IL when she said, Pore souls !!
how can they live without any hot bread
for breakfastP' But she was as proud as a
peacock; and 10 was the most beautiful
kind of Dride-it was the sort of pride
that i5 lovely in everything that has
Efe-it was maternal pride. To think
that her John should bring her all the way
on and let her travel as she did was a hap
piness almost too great. W hen she said good
by to me she added, "HoGey, you must
have owned a slave or two in your life, for
nobody else knows how to be polite to col
ored people," And John was bigger bet
ter and Drawer man because Of his love for
bis mother; he had an opportunity to show
it by making her enjoy herself. And he
did it. Aud that is what the summer time
did for him.
FEMININE WEEDS AND FLOWERS.
A good many people don'tsto 20 think
what the summer time does; the sun glares
bright and warm and makes every flower
blossom, but just so certainly does it cause
every weed g. spring up. And some people
can't distinguish between the weeds and the
flowers. Sometimes the sun has made rose
come forth and bloom, surrounded it with
lovely green leaves. then up around it have
grown tall poisonous weeds, aud 7 60 pie
who don't know the difference reach out
and grasp, perhaps the weed. perhaps the
flower, and very often, too often, they are
satisfied with what they have gotten aud
don't discover the difference until their
hands are poisoned by the weeds, their eyes
arc hurt and even their hearts are made to
smart How shall we knows
There is young, pretty girl. sweet In
manner, honest In speech and thought. g ,od
to be with, as we'll as to look at-that Is a
flower.
There is a young woman, who speaks as
you wouldn't like your sister TO, who dresses
very loudly, who may attract you, who
may even get your love, look out-that is a
weed
There is a man, who is faithful to his
wife, honest in his business relations, kind
TO his friends, aud gentleman in his bear
ing-that is II flower.
There is another man, whose mann ers ara
most too fine, who eau argue You into beiev
ing that the wrong Is the right, who takes
OH bis best manners as he does his d ess-
clothes-that is a weed
There is q woman over so, dressed in a
digni6ed way, who has raised her children
30 that they honor her, and who to-day is
ready 70 sympathize with any ore / their
sorrow or your 1oy-that is a flower
There is another woman of the same age,
she bore no children; they were too much
trouble, and she dresses like a girl OF 10,
and acts like the fool she is--that is a weed
Wen, in the garden Of life there will be
found both weeds and flowers. My friend,
you and | want to learn to pick out the
flowers and cast away the weeds. Though,
God help us, perhaps we are weeds ours
selves. | cans answer for you, and you
can't answer for Bah.
New York's Campaign Expenses.
It costs q round s25O,OOO TO conduct the
alaction in Nav York in a nreQidantfal war