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The Penn's Grove record., 1892-10-14
German
Syrup

William McKeekan, Druggist at
Bloomingdale, Mich. "Ihave had
the Asthma badly ever since Icame
out Of the army and though l have
been in the drug business for fifteen
years. and have tried nearly every
thing on the market, nothing has
given me the slightest relief until a
few months ago, when / used Bo-
schee's German Syrup am now
glad to acknowledge the great good
it has done me. lam greatly reliev-
ed during the day and at nightgo to
sleep without the least trouble" o
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NEWS in BRIEF.
viii not eat nrefIes.

Paper flower pots are In demand.
There are no telegraph poles In
Gina.
The Chinese eat the issh Of the
dog.
-Bovusboro, Nd, has a pink cup
cactus containg 1888 flowers In full
bloom.
The .,monksy- wrench" 40 called
was named after its inventor, Mr..
Muncky.
AT the age Of forty a man usually
attains his highest weight; q woman at
fifty.
Men with gray or blue eyes are
usually better marksment than those with
dark eyes.
The game OF backgammon was
invented by Palameda, a Greek, about
1924.
In the year 1885 a tulip bulb was
sold for 1920 IN Holland. 1t weighed
900 grains
Machines for setting type Q In
vented by Mitchell In 1854.
Billiard were Invented in France
BY Dcvigne about l471.
The Grpt pipe organ was made by
Archimedes. B. o., 900.
Silk manufacturers were established
In Europe in A. d. $50.
Arkansas has . wonderful onyx cave
In the Ozark Mountains.
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Both the method and results when
Syrup Of Figs il taken; Il = pleasant
and refreshing to The taste, and acts
genslxyet promptly On the Kidneys,
Liver and Bovels, clcansee the syss-
tenn eaectually, dispels cold., head,
aches and feTers and cures habittal
constipation. Syrup Of Figs y the
only remedy Of IL kind ever pro
duced, pleasing 70 he taate and &C
ceptable Ito the stomnch, prompt ih
its action and truly henehciei n io
effects, prepared only from the moss
healthy and agreeable substances, y
many EXCELLENT qualities commend !.
to all aid have made y ne mos'
popular remedy known -
Syru1 Of Figs 4 for sale n ove
and ri bottles BY al leading drug
gistA py reliable druggiss VIZ
may d ave Il On hand VII pfo
cure PmptIy for any ols w
wishe5 h ~ not soesPe ~
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BOTH FOUND IT so.

woman is a creature Of moods"
val / young Kisiam as ne toyed with a
note he had just received from his best
girl.
"You are right" replied Peck; land
after you are married you'll find that 1t
Is usually the imperative mood
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The hypophosphites Of
lime and soda combined with
cod-liver oil in SCOTS Emul-
sion improve the appetite,
promote digestion. and in
crease the weight.
They are thought by some
to be food but this is not
proved. They are tonics
this is admitted by all.
Cod-liver oil is mainly a
food, but also a tonic.
In SCOTS Emulsion the
cod-liver oil and hypophos-
phites are SO combined as to
get the full advantage of both.
Let us send YOU a book on
CAREFUL LIVING; free.
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ABOUT NOTHING.

Msmma-"What in the world are
-ou two quarreling about.
Little Dict-"Nothing."
Nothing, chr"
"Yes'm. Dot let her bcx OF candy
here, and when she came back there
wal nothing in 1t.
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Gamma Kidney Cure Tor
Dropsy, Gravel Diabetes, Brlght's,
Heart, Urinary Or Liver Diseases, Nerv-
ousness, &c. Cure guaranteed. S3l
Arch Street, Philad'a.. u . bottle, 9
for IS, or druggist. 1000 Certificates Of
sures. Try 1t.
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The Ssruans have q curious custom
OF giving . parting kiss to their de-
ceased friends, before fioal burial, and
the observance Of it has causeda serious
epidemic OF diphtheris. The custom
has nov been forbidden.
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There Is no royal road to anything.
Excellence is q flower that blows on the
h~ili-crowns and be who would yea 1t
must plod. You can't ride to the stars
| IN q tobog ran.
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Mummies taken from the Egyptian
tomb, beaten Into q fine powder and
mixed with oil for paint Is n Of the
latest idustries at Cairo. The color of
this human dust paint is q rich brown
Of lively tone.
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There is no color line over In Ger.
many, apparently. A colored man who
went over there from Boston and got
paturaIized some time ago Is now on
the roll Of pensioners of the state IN
surance for the aged.
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Because It Is the only remedy kno wn that will
kure . severe CTS Of Group 10 half an hour
the oraiu, as nine .ut VI ten con n compounds
10. oh, yesi DR.. Hoxsie's Cert ain Group Cure
3 q bic ssIng to every household. Sold by prom
nent druggf IS. Soc. Address A. P. Hoxsle.
Buffalo, N Y,
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San Francisco boasts Of having 9 ho-
tel which b practically earthquake
proof. 1t is questionable II the men
who imbibe too much Of Its whisky ara
constructed on the same principle.
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A L~oNa-FELT WANT

Sarpy-By dropping q nickel in a
new machine a cixawetts will come out,
doncher know.
Miss Flypp-What ! want to zoe Is q
machine that you can drop q nickel into
and q cigarette will 20 out.
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The greatest achieve ment possible t.
man is the building Of . character that
will stand the test of an omniscent
searching.
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Fat horses and COWS usually betoken
big hearted owners, but not always.
Yet none but q mean man Will starve
lis stock poor.
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Four raflrcals. ope : belt line AZ s we
here" said Jay A. DSi1Eise q GO. Of Chisax9
when they founded GyflfbE They EeIc xisnt:
Four factories Iocatf1 - once neH 4oe.es Ivy
stores are going up
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WE'LL ~EQUIPpED,

Ethel-My vocal instructor says q
voice like mine Ia worth i've hundred u
year In any church choir.
Maud-I don't doubt It; besides
you've got . genuine soprano temper TO
60 with 1t.
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.srirsd an the Ifms"-Hood's sarsapariila
possesses Just those elements Of strength which
you so earnestly crave. it will build you up,
give you an appetite, strengthen your stomach
md nerves. Try II.
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a nBAvx hRSAhNCEs
So many walls need pretty cover
lnRs hat
The Fidelity Wall Paper Co.,
OF IL NJ. 11tn ST., Phita., have sem
fenced to be hung this fail, some
$4,000 pieces OF Wall Paper. Send
Of embossed papers for 10 and u
cents.
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E b. WALTHALL & co, Druggists, Horse
Cave, KY, say; .Hal.s CAtarrn. Cure cures
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aood's Pins Iuyiaorafe the liver.

II you can make some unfortunate
one happy without getting happy oyer
1t yourself, l should like you TO SEND
me your ad .resr. for you are q phenom'
MON
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Rupture cure guaranteed by
Or. J. B. Mayer, 88l Arch st., Phn'a,
Pa. Ease at once. no operation o de-
lay from business, attested BY thou
lands Of cures after others fail, advice
nee. uend for circular,
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Wonderful

Jacob A. Kunks: .
reliable farmer Of Nj.
Royal, York Co, Pa
says that a running sore
broke out on the leg Of
ms nephew, Mit"n a.
Kuukei. when he was Z
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FITS, All Fits stopped FREQ BY Dr.. Kline
Hreat Nerve kestorer. No Fite after nrst Day
bottls nee to III cases. sesa 9 III Tiisos
pGi Arch St.. Philadelphia. Pa.
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The Frazer Axle Grease receiv cd medals al
the CentenniaL North Carolina State FAIR
PARIS Exposition, American Institute, New
Work, and others.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-10-14

In 1886 John Blackstone sid the
site Of the city Of Boston for $3.50
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aLIFr is q battle heid on which We hGht for
tame" 10 preserve health 10 this hight use
Beechams Fills, % cents a box.
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Young lady Tin casdy store)-I don't
like this candy. ~ has begun 70 melt
already.
Confecti0ner-No Wonders young
lady, with thoss llqnid sJea q yours
over i'll
Six pounds pIslssr
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Milton A. knnkeh walk. Two years ago
hey besan giving him HOODS sAhsA
RnLLA and IN = shoIt time the sore neaieu Wy,
be regsined perfect health, aud he Is nov, :.
IS years, lively aud rugged. MI. kunkeI ss,,
we ali consider his cure little short Oh :
miracle"
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a chinsman rides : wheel IN san
Francisco.
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4
"Huh,, snsered willis. "Your.fs
noshin' but . girl. You can't nsvsr b.
~ftrnsident.v
"No, but I q b the F~resident's
wife. I" retorted Sukeys proudly. land
tell people how TO MAKE appis dump
liDgs.r
WHAT WORRIED xEn-
~Mabei, this question Of marriage Is
= serlous that l hops you have con-
adhered welt"
Mabel-Ob, dear, Us, auntie. ! have
worried myself sick already about my
tron,sesu.
If you HIT THIN.
Housekeepsr-Hss any way been dis
covered to Kill the pests that destroy
caypetsf
Great Scientist-YeB, madam. Take
up the carpetss hang them on = Inc and
beet them with = heavy stick.
twill that kill the insectsf
"Yss. madam, II you hit them"
A Chinaman rides . wheel IN San
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farmer ma IN yo1 DONG up that
tre+p
Boy-Waittne fog tise owner or II.
swell. I'm ~ owner. What DO
you wsns?p
~ want to know u persgoric goes
with these stomachache applss.
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OPS PILLS cure Habitat Q nstipttion
by restoring actl n sfths aiimentary canal.
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EWIS' IS Z LYE
EASILY TRAoxEp.

=
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s.Huh.r snsered willis. "Your.rs
noshin' but . girl. You cant never b
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-25
a New rrott,ne Race.

Managers of Fourth of July celebr a.
tions may be interested in new kind
Of trotting race called the peg race.
1t ia bona fide race, and exceedingly
amusing as we'll as interesting. The
race is made to wagons, and each driver
has to hitch his horse to the wagon on
the track and start. The wagons are
brought In and backed over against the
fence OH the same side with the judges
stand, with the shafts pointing toward
the center Of the track. The horses are
taken to the other side of the track, each
one directly opposite the vehicle to which
he is to go. The harness is removed, all
but the bride, and hung upon the fence.
The driver stands by the side of his horse,
with his left hand holding the bride and
facing toward the stand. When the
word go is given the horses must be
harnessed to the wagons and driven a
half-mile. The horse winning two
heats gets the first money. There must
be no mistake in Harvesting and hitch
ing the horse. No hooks are allowed.
All the straps must be buckled, and, in
fact, the horse hitched to the wagon just
as he would be in ordinary road driving,
or he Is disqualified.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-25
An Unvve1come visitor,


People on Main street were not little
astonished and awestruck Tuesday after
noon to see horse fully rugged out with
g cowboy saddle and bride and equip
ments come plunging out Of the front
door Of the GRAPHIC Office and go tearing
down the street. The animal was a
Montana horse, wild devil belonging to
Savage s. Savage, that got away from
G. B. Savage and WIG Richards in the
alley hundred feet in the rear of Of the
Office. The editor was sitting in his
sanctum in the rear part of the office,
feet on his desk, pipe in his mouth and
looking over exchanges. As is known
to frequenters of the Office, the room is
about the shape and size of an ordinary
passenger coach, being about l3x5O, and
crowded on both sides with cases, stands.
cabinets, presses. ETC.. leaving q passage
way in many places not over 21s feet
wide. The frightened animal came
plunging in the rear door, never slackened
his speed, and with stirrups and bride
reins lying, tore through the room and
out OF the front door before the astonish
ed editor had time to fairly get his feet
off the desk or the young lady in front
busily engaged in setting type had time
to scream or faint. What was most re-
markable about the escapade was that
with the exception Of bending the knob
on the back door-both doors were open
not single article In the Office was
touched. Had the front door been closed
the thoroughly frightened animal would
have kept us in "pie" for the next &c
days.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-25
Pin rhie I'M Your Hat.

Exchange:-It is wrong to accuse a
newspaper OF bias in regard to giving
personal notlces-or mentioning of com
ings and goings Of some and emitting
others. The accusation is entirely
wrong and unjust. The faults are with
the people and not with the editor. He
is always willing, and even anxious, to
tell who comes and who goes, II he can
find out, but country newspaper can
not afford to have score of salaried re-
porters. II you have visitors. let us know
who they are and where they came. from;
If anything happens in your vicinity lie
us know about it; il there is party st
your house furnish us the names of those
present; it you get married, let us know
the number Of and names OF your guests;
II yon die como amt tell us about; you
will find us rs ready to "Iotice'' one as
another, patrons or otherwise, friends
or foes. Gu: object is to give the news.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-25
a tornado at Plankiu,on.

Plankinton, "a miles east. did not fare
so we'll as Kimball Tuesday night, when
the storm developed into q tornado and
destroyed thousands of dollars worth Of
property. The Methodist church, . S5,-
90 structure. was completely wrecked
and lies mass Of ruins. The Congrega-
tional church was lifted from its founda-
tion and also badly damaged. Both OF
the bank buildings wore unroofed, 80
was one Of the elevators and the court
house badly damaged in the upper story.
A number OF store buildings suffered
badly, dozen or two barns were blown
to pieces and every exposed small build.
ing completely wrecked.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-25
Some neonla ara horn frackled a1

Some people are born freckled and
others have freckles thrust upon them
The former class might as we'll accept
their freckles as dispensation Of Provi.
dence, for nothing can be done for them
The latter can always get rid of their
affliction, says the Scientific American
by using couple OF dlachms of sal am
monia with an ounce Of German col ogne
the solution mixed with pint of distil.
led water. Applied two or three times
day, states one Of our contemporaries
it will cure the worst case Of acquired
freckles on record.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-25
Now doth the little busy ant
Improve every picnic chance;
1t bathes its feet in cream and pie
And dries them on our pants.

Mixed ON the school Law.
There seems to be a difference of opin-
ion as to the meaning Of the school law
as applied to filling vacancies Of school
Offices. In this township last year E. P.
Ochsner was elected treasurer, refused
to qualify and W. H. Wyant was appoint
ed by Supt. Potter to fill the vacancy.
The term for which Mr.. Ochsner was
elected was three years. In calling the
recent election the school clerk, r. s.
Southgate, did not provide for the cleo
tion of q treasurer, on the advice Of Dis
trict Attorney Porter, who interprets the
law to mean that the appointees hold for
the full term for which the original
officer was elected. The law on this
reads as follows:
Whenever vacancy may occur from
"any cause in any school office under
''the supervision OF the county snperin-
"by appointment"
We understand that the state suPerin-
tendent rules that appointees shall only
hold office until the next election. But
we very much doubt whether his opin-
ion is final and any more binding than
That Of any other individual. 1t would
seem that had the law meant that ap-
pointees should only hold Office until the
next election it would have said 80.
In Plainneld very much the same
state OF affairs existed on the eve OF the
the school election as was the case in
Kimball, also in Plummer. In the first
named township Albert Doughty was
appointed treasurer to ell the vacancy
caused by the removal Of Nr. Siddous to
another township. At the election Tues.
day Il. NJ. Potter was elected to that
office. II Mr.. Doughty should refuse to
turn over the funds we do not see on
what ground the newly elected treasurer
can obtain them.
Perhaps the queerest thing about the
school law, Mr.. Southgate says, is that
there is no provision In it anywhere for
calling an election.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-25
A Matter rofCh,xa,rx,

The Gallant:-Agathe (sobbing)-I
overheard Mamma ask Papa if he object
ei to YOU as my husband.
Jack-And he saidp
Agathe-He said he woul'l see you in
hi first. Bursts into tears.)
Jack-Did, eh2 Well, always meet
my adversaries on their own ground.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-25

Mr.. Guthrie has been waiting to OBJ
tain the jacks used by the contractor on
the White Lake we'll in order to start his
casing, but as the latter Is now. pulling
out all of his own casing Mr.. Guthrie
will try and devise some other way to
get his casing started.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-25
a Rad Storm

Along about q. IN. Wednesday morn
ing heavy rain and hail storm struck
Kimball and vicinity, accompanied by
considerable wind. For a few minutes
the roar cf the falling hail was tremen-
dious, Some Of the hail stones were of
large size and hard enough to cause
leaks in tin roofs. few window lights
were broken and some gardens badly
damaged. We have heard of no injury
to crops. Further down the road very
high wind prevailed, amounting to a
tornado at Plankinton.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-25

They are still quarreling among them
selves down in Chas. Mix over that
steamboat line. Whether line Of boats
will be placed on the river to carry the
county's produce to Sioux City or not is
still in doubt. One thing Is very certain
the scheme is not a practicable one and
will, if started, sooner or later demon
strate the fact.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-25

In the Fourth Of July celebrations this
year XII mball merely joins the process
sion. Chamberlain will celebrate, 30
will White Lake, Plankinton, Mitchell,
Alexandria and we guess pretty nearly
every town on this line. Whoop 'er up!
The slow-going folks east want to
watch for our smoke.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-25
A Mater fExped,enc

st. Paul Globe:-The expression Of
sincere sympathy for Mr.. Blaine in his
bereavement that was given utterance by
the Democratic convention at Chicago
yesterday shows the better side OF our
American politics. 1t shows that how.
ever much we may rant and rave and
denounce and upbraid in the heat Of
campaign, the animosity is only
skin deep, and is mostly a matter Of
"expediency." We are oil right at heart
and one touch Of sorrow makes US all
akin.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-25
Sufferers Take Heed!

Do you want to get we'll and overcome your
physical weakness cntirely7 DR.. G. Jacobs
Celery Phosphate will build you up, and make
almost new man of you. Read their advertis.
ment and send for it. 1t is the standard for
building up weak people and impartine
strength and vitality to all who are below the
the average of perfect health. 1t benefits from
the first dose, 1t can be sent by mail.
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Prac,,cnl Rec,procs.,

White Lake Wave:-The Kimball
GRAAHIC editor improves every oppor-
tunity in roasting the "out of town"
purchaser. Tinan believes In local reci-
procity at least, and the stand taken
against all "cheap goods" concerns,
portable or stationary is generally sup
ported by all free and fair minded
citizens,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-25

The Hon. D. E. Robinson's Clothing
Emporium and Gents Furnishing
Goods Establishment now presents tidy
appearance, as does likewise the large
Wholesale, Retail and Importing House Of
the Ochsner Hardware Company. How's
that for local, Dad2
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-25

For the grand ball in Kimball on the
evening of the Fourth M. E. Burgess will
furnish the music, which is sufficient
guarantee that it will be first-class.
Apropos Of this ball, it will be under the
sole and exclusive management of the
general committee having in charge the
arrangements for the Fourth and they
will see that everybody has good time.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-25
Rob,s Oniu,on Of Eu.;on

Mitchell MaiI:-"Let the Independent
sinner burn and shiver, and grin like a
summer coop. It's good for his soul.
When the prejudice against true Dem
ocracy is cooked out Of his system, he
will set fire to Purgatory, come up to the
real political paradise, the Democratic
party, and help us knock hell out of the
Republican concern"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-25

As noted last week, JAS. Affleck was
lodged in Jail for running blind pig
and this week his son Garribaldi was
taken down to join him. They both had
a hearing before Justice Savage and were
bound over and jailed in default OF $500
bail. The elder Atfleck was out on
bail on a similar charge when arrested.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-25

As usual, Frank Craft was one Of the
biggest toads in the puddle at Watertown
this year. He got the Mitchell team
there in the championship H&L race and
helped the Yankton team out in race,
for which the latter team presented him
with $50 gold medal.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-25

Charley Warner found nest Of wild
duck eggs and set them under a hen.
Biddy came off with quite bro cd, but
turned up missing one day-likewisc the
ducklinge. She was found at lake q
quarter OF mile away walking up and
down the shore much perturbed at the
sight of her family padding around in
the water. Instinct directed the duck.
lings to the lake and the old hen follow.
cd
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-25
usually more interest is taken in tn

Usually more interest is taken in the
the election of the Kimball school board
than in any other municipal or town.
ship offices, and the election Tuesday
was no exception. Quite large vote
was cast, and resulted in the election Of
z. R. Tinan as chairman of the board
for three years. Only one member is
elected each year.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-25
In recent letter to the proprietors,
Mr. ii NJ RAnpa tho Gruuuiof af Choto

In recent letter to the proprietors,
Mr.. II. N. Bangs, the druggist at Chats
worth, ILL.,. SAYS: II am very much
pleased with Chamberlain's Cough Rem
edy, During the epidemic OF Ia grippe
here 1t took the lead and was very much
better than other cough medicines" !"
The grip requires precisely the same
treatment asa very severe cold, for which
this remedy is so efficient. It will
promptly loosen cold and relieve the
lungs, soon cffectjng permanent cure,
while most other medicines in com mon
use Tor colds only give Temporary relief
so cent bottles for sale by F. E. Miller
druggist.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-25
rroub1e at r.1ankinton.

Beacon:-We would like to see q
school director elected, next Tuesday
who will consider the interests of our
schools paramount to those of any sect
or CLIQUE.