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Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-12-22
had an indisrinct remcmbra NJ

II had an indisrinct remembrance
of borrowing s. of somebody
of that name" said Plummer after
ward, land of his dying before l had
n chance to return the money. Now /
don't know that this was the Jones in
question, but if not, how should he
have known of the transaction? Well,
/ was glad to get the matter Off my
mind, and l handed out s.. /
intended to ask for receipt in full,
but as looked the man disappeared.
lie paused before building that was
lighted from top TO bottom, and every
light in which appeared to be dancing
jig without regard to rhyme, time,
or propriety of movement. This might
have been partly result, however, of
the whirling snow, it having como
on to storm in good, oldfashioned
Christmas style Pausing to put
handful of silver into the outstrctched
palm of an old woman who said she
was once known as Lucrctia Borgia,
and casually remarlling to her that he
I hoped she had stopped the poisoning
business, Plummer entered the build
| ing, and nearly ran against n man of
rather small stature, with prominent
nose cast in the Roman style, long gray
hair brushed back of his ears and tied
with a ribbon, and remarkably keen.
bright eyes.
If I'm not crazy" said Plummer,
half to himself, that's the ghost of
Aaron Burr"
your servant, SIR" said the man TO
Plummer, with courtly bow.
Plummer could think OF nothing APP
propriate to say, so he blurted out:
| Flows Aleck?"
"Mr. Hamilton and / arranged our
difficulty satisfactorily a long time
ago, sir" said the man, with gloomy
dignity. That is too old topic to
discuss now" and he disappeared as II
he had been shot up some invisible
! chimney.
Just how Plummcr got into the long
dining kali of the place he can not re-
member. 1t seems to him that he was
| pushed one way and pulled another,
and he is confident that somebody
kicked his shins-he carried the very
bark on them long time. lie recol-
lects that he suddenly found himself
on the floor, having finally been
thrown there with great velocity. As
he went down there were a thousand
shining lights in his ewes, and there
was the noise of blinking glasses
and merry laughter. About the table
were as many as a.hundred gentlemen
and ladies. clad in as many kinds of
dress, running back to the modes of
the middle aud further ages Their,
was Mrs. Cleopatra, who was not at
tired to any great extent, clinkirg
glasses with a gentleman who appear.G
to bear a close resemblance to Juliy
Caesar and pointing coquettish finge
at Mr.. Antony. There was Queen
Elizabeth, with rufiie around her
neck SO large that it seemed as IL it
ought to choke her, exchanging excla-
nations of wonder with Walter
Raleigh with respect to the Brookly,'
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-12-22
Truth vs.. Fiction,

Van 1ree-l can trace my ancestors away
back to the reformation
Van Free-That'S nothing. / can trace
back to ancestors beyond reformation.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-12-22
Still Prefers Har Alone.

McBride-Before we were married yo,,
used to ask me IL loved you for yourself
alone. -
81 said did," IA
"Yesn
az do nown m
well, George!r
Won't you ask your mamma to 20 home
ana leave me with you alonei"
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-12-22

Five thousand acres selected lands in
bodies of 100 to 1900 acres. Magniti
cent crops Richest soil in the state.
Near Union Pacific and B. & M.
railroads. $500 to 5000 per
acre. Value of Nebraska farm pro.
ducts in 1891, sIoo, 200, 900 90. 1904
crops still larger. Address
W. G. ALBRIGHT, =
SCI, 522, 523, n. Y. Life Bldg,
Omaha Neb,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-12-22

/ ONE ENJOYS
10th the method and results when
Syrup of Figs istaken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to Che taste, and acts
gentlyyet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
tenn effectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of It's kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste and ac-
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
It's action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances,'
its many excellent qualities com
mend il to all and have made it
the most popular remedy known.
Syrup Of Figs is for sale in SOC
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro-
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do not accept
any substitute.
CALIFORNIA FiG SYRUP co.
LOUISVILLE. Ky: EEW yoR& NV
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-12-22

Rheumatism knocked higher than kite.
Mr.. J. N. Bucher Mineral Point, Ohio, de-
poses and says; II have used Salvation
plications knocked it higher than a kite. .
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-12-22
Not All Alike.

Not All Alike.
First Boy-Do all ohlce-holders get
big salaries? .
Second Boy-No. Some hold posi-
tions of honor. -
Don't they get anything2"
"only what they steal" i N
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-12-22

II swallows fly lower than usual, ex-
pect rain.
If the cock crows more thar usual
and earlier, expect rain. -
If bats autter and beetles fly about,
there will be enc weather.
If sea birds fly towards land, and
land birds towards the sea, rain.
II birds in general pick their feath-
crs, wash themselves and fly their nests,
rain.
II peacocls and guinea fowls scream
and turkeys gobble, and if quails mai e
'unre noise than usual, rain.
Another Slur.
"What are dreams made of" no said with
smile; =,
And he tried very hard to look wise.
AT this time of year" she answered at
once,
IL suppose they are made of mince pies. "
Talk about your Transformation! We
have seen a square man turn round,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-12-22

AS there are no railroads in the other
world, MIR, Gould has probably seized the
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-12-22

Syrup

Ny niece, Emeline Hawley, was,
taken with splitting blood, and she
became very much alarmed, fearing
that dreaded disease, Consumption.
She tried nearly all kinds of medi-
cine but nothing did her any good.
Finally she took German Syrup and
she told me it did her more good
than anything she ever tried. 1t
stopped the blood, gave her strength
and ease, and a good appetite. l
had it from her own lips. Mrs.
Mary A. Stacey, Tru1ubull, Conn.
Honor to German Syrup. -
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-12-22
Pathetic.

Editor-This is pathetic.
Poet--Aw-thanlts! tried to MAXI
it as pathetic as possible.
Editor-Very pathetic indeed Why
sin, it actually makes me weep to sec
an intelligent man like you throw
himself away on such rot as this.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-12-22

Coughing Leads to Consumption.
kemps Balsnm will stop the cough al
once. Go to your druggist to-day and get
n sample bottle free. Large bottles 50 Cts.
md 81 90
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-12-22
LOORATT THE

LOOK THE
SIZE Of the or,
d in airy pill.
Think Of all the
trouble and dis.
turbance that il
causes you.
Wouldn't you
welcome some
thing easier to
take, and easier
in its ways, il
at the same time
-
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-12-22

All that man needs to make him tyrant
is the power
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-12-22
eioo Reward sioo

The comet is practically forgotten. This
is because it wasn't a hit O..
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-12-22

Deserving Confiden ce.-There is no
article which so richly deserves the entire
confidence OF the community as Browns
BRONCHIAL TRoCHEs. Those suffering from
Asthmatic and Bronchial Diseases, Coughg,
ana Colds, should try them. Price % cent, J.
Things always go by contraries with the
newspaper man The delinquent subscrib-
ernever says "Stop my paper.n
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-12-22
Important to FIesbv Peo,,a.

Many man makes failure In life by
trying to get along with his kim
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-12-22

Lanes Medicine Moves the Bow.
els Each Day. In order to be healthy
inns Is necessary. Cures consti patton.
headache, kidney ana liver troubles and
regulates the stomach and bowels. Price
50c and SLIGO at all dealers.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-12-22
HUMOK OF. SILENCE.
PLEASANT PARTICIPANTS THEsR
IF THEY DON'T HIT YOU.

Til. Weekly rroduo. of tn. sqounsr,'.
Creates. wits--A Pathetis Scene In
an Editors sanotum-A Friend In
Need ri
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-12-22

Some people discharge their duty by
casting it aside.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-12-22

An obtuse angle-ishins For compli
ments.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-12-22
A Popular Host.

A PopuIar Host.
Traveller - Eth? Has this hotel
changed hands?
Clcrk-Yes, the old landlord busted
up-owed thousands OF dollars to all
the provision dealers in the nejghbor.
hood. For every ten dollars he took in
he spent twenty. ,
Traveler--Too bad, too bad. He's
the only landlord lever met who knew
how to keep hotel.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-12-22

A Germantown man advertises for g,
sharp boy to cut woodp
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-12-22

We have noticed page article in the D1il,, GIobs
on ducing weight at very small expense. IL
WIZ pay our readers TO send two cent stamp for A
Chicago, III. - - ~ N''
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-12-22

FtTS-All FITS stopp ed ~ DR.. KLINEs GREAT
NERVE RESIORER. No lit after first days use. Mar.
yelous Treatise and e. 90 trial bottle to Fit
cases. Send to Dr. kim 9Sl Arch St Phiadep hia Pa
It does not follow that the ocean swell Is
a high roller.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-12-22
NEBRASKA FARMS.

1t is quite possible for people to shine i,
tellectually without being light
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-12-22

1t is simply impOssible; and yet even
more curious things arc told of in
scriptural history, you know.
Plummer was naturally slleptical.
He had fat, red checks and a Atslc
mouth that continually looked as If rs
wanted to whistle, and fat hands aud
short. fat legs, and contidiug way
that made him many friends; and then
he had a habit of believing in himself
and his own shrewdness that made
every body laugh. They can fool me, :"
he oft en- remarked, swapping his fingers
as if in contempt of all efforts to that
end: and whenever he said it, the
words created IA broad smile all around
the board, as if the idea of fooling
Plummer was the height and depth of
all absurdity.
Well, the manifestations began
without the aid of the slightest cleo
tricity. There was no sitting around
pine table and singing psalms, as
Plummer remarked afterward. The
conditions were perfected without any
apparent generalization, and the boys
end girls over there came and went
,ust as if they belonged here and were
about to resume where they left off
when they passed ont.
Plummer was first astonished by be-
ing stopped at the junction of the
streets. 1t was about o'clock at
night of the 24th of December, and there
was full head of gas in the street
lamp on the corner. A man with blood
red eyes, dressed in ragged overcoat
and plug hat, the front of the rim OF
which was torn SO as to rest on his
nose, leaving the eyes conspicuous in
the vacancy thereby created remarked
in hoarse, low voice: I'm Jones
?. Q. Jones. Know me? Died in 81,
Member that s. loaned you? Want
!.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-12-22

Bakers Norwegian Cod Liver Oil
Quickly relieves throat aud lung d seaSes and i'm
parts vigUr aud new life. Sold by druggists.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-12-22

A dogs bark does not always indicat,
that lie is upon the seize.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-12-22

Brum nNell's Cough Drops.
Use Brummell's &c ebTatsd Cough Drops. The geps
ne have IL b. n each drop. Sold everywhere.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1892-05-07
constantly hawking and splitting :

THOMAS J. RUSHING, Esq, "723 Pine Street.
~. Louis, Mo-, writes: - was { ce-1t Sufferer
from catarrh for three years. AZ times [ could
hardly breathe. and was constantly hawking
a. splitting, and for the last eight months could
not hrs aIhe Trough the nostrils / thought
nothing could b done for me. Luckily, was
advised t. rrJ l-. Sase's Catarrh Remedy, and
/ am now W IL man. l believe it to be the
only snre remedy for catarrh now manufac-
tured, and on> has only to give it fair trial to
experience astounding results and permanent
cure"
A coInplate Treatise on Catarrh, giving valu-
lille hints IS to clothing, diet and other matters
81 irap8rtancc, will be mailed, postpaid to any
sdarezs. on receipt OF a two-cent Lc-+.ge stamp.
Address,
Wor3Ts DigponSary Medical Association,
No oes Ma.n Street. EUFFALO. N. z.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1892-05-07

SYMPTOMS OF CATAKkH.-Dull, heavy
headache, obstruction Of the nasal passages,
discharges falling from the head into the throat,
thick, tenacious, mucous, purulent, bloody and
putrid; the eyes are weak and watery; there is
. ringing in the ears, deafness, hacking or
coughing to clear the throat, expectoration of
offensive matter, together with scabs from Ill
GERS; the voice is changed and has :. nasal
twang"; the breath Is Offensive; smell and
aess with mental depression, a hacking cough
I'D general debility. Only o few Of the above
FAMED symptoms ave likely to be present in
without maninesting half OF <he above symp-
5o.-ls, result in consumption AID end in the
'-a-e. No disease Is so common more decep-
ia and dangerous, or les. understood by ply
c1a2s.
BY It's mild soothing and healing properties,
Dr.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy cures the worst
cases of Catarrh, Gold I'm the Head"
COryZa, and Catarrhal Headache.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1892-05-07
Untold AEony from rata-rh."

Pref w. HAUsNER, the hlnous nesmerist.
ithaca, n. v, writes: Some ten years ago /
-ed untold agony from chroric nasal ca
arm. .hy family physician gave me up
neural 90, and said | must die My case was
;ieh a rs one. chat every day, towards sunset,
my voic@ would become SO ho2rse 1 coald
- : leak above q whisper. re morning
=. uahing and clearing OF throat would
.-. }st 5. angle ne. BY the 50 OF D.. SaCe's
.-rrh Remedy, III three months, | WIS u well
and the cure has been permanent
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-03-11
Good Looks.

Good looks are more than skin deep, de-
pending upon healthy condition of all
the vital organs. If the Liver be inactive,
you have a Bilious Look, if your stomach
be dsordered you have Dyspeptic look
and if your Kidneys be affected you have
a pinched look. Secure good health and
you will have good looks. Electric Bitters
is the great Alternative and Tonic acts di-
rectly on these vital organs. Cures
Pimples, Blotches, Boils and gives good
complexion, Sold at O. H. Hagenbuch's
Drug Store, Soc. per bottle.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-03-11
The EVENING HERALD
ALL THE NEWS FOR ONE CENT.
Has q larger circulation In SHENANDOAH bhAn
any other paper published Circu'
lation books open to all.
TR1RUTE I'D ans tIme II is seasOn.

TRIBUTE AT this time IL ls season
TO able to hear praise from
QUAY. one who is in posi-
ton to give It. No one, more
than General Clarkson, the new Chair
man of the National Republican Com
mlttee, is better acquainted with the
work done by Senator Quay during
the last National campaign, and we
reproduce part Of letter written by
him.
General Clarkson reviews the SER
vices of the "greatest of political gen
erals" of modern times, and states
that the party owes him debt that it
can never repay. He concludes his
letter as follows:
1.-THE resolutions adopted by the Ex-
ecutive Committee when Senator
Quay resigned the chairmanship have
been read here to-day and unanimously
1hhOioSO WIN SNOiJ SpobO anu SSAiAoSiJ
in the Union represented. hail this
with the pleasure of man and COM
rade who has been through the fire
with Quay, who knows his worth aud
who is proud of his friendship.
"Whatever else furious and malici-
Gus Democratic press may have sue
ceeded in accomplishing, whoever else
may have been stampeded by such an
assault on Republican leader, 1 am
glad to know that the Republican
National Committee, which was led by
Senator Quay, speaking of him in his
great work in 1888, is willing to stand
at his side and defend him now and
for the future, and in whose genius
and honesty in the national campaign
it cherishes equal pride. No man in
modern American politics has borne
so much of calumpy before, for the
reason that there has been no man
and there is yet no man whom the
Democratic party Is so anxious to de
stroy."
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-03-11
To-nipht,s Asaemhlu-

Elaborate arrangements have been made
for the assembly OF the r. and Y. Carna-
ton Cub to be held in Robbins opera
house this evening. The affair will be the
social event of the season and it has ex-
cited interest throughout the county. The
hall has been beautifully draped with lace
curtains and asgs of every description and
the balcony has been carpeted and other
wise specially prepared for the comfort of
spectators. The famous Schoppe orchestra
will furnish the dancing music.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-03-11

the cake belongs here.
Our Borough Council has also pas cd
through "doar' and there is plenty bad
blood on hand for a future encounter.
The Sworn circulation" Shenandoah
organ here seems TO take delight in helping
to down ''the gang" l suppose 'the
gang" can stand It, for remember that
the crowd now basking in the smiles of the
organ had little use for it some months ago.
The defeat of Lawyer Edwards by Char
ley Matten has no real political significance.
1t was the result of IDEAL" and thai is
all there is in it.
Political affairs are unusually quiet.
When the subject is broached it relates to
The Judgeship. From what can CLEAN,
believe Judge Pershing will have a sue.
cessor next fall. Sill 1 would not bet
heavy on it. Last year the young Demo
| cracy yas on top and opposed to Pershing
This year the Democratic organ 2, ion
passed into the hands of the "WAll Paper
Syndicate" who helped TO re.elect Judge
Green, and if the syndicate has the ay
| next fall it will make Pershing the
nominee. But the young Democracy
declares it win float to the top and make
showing at the next County Convention
that will nominate Hon. James B. Reilly
for Judge and W. +. Shepherd for Con-
gress. Reilly's friends intimate that he
will accept the nomination for Judge.
John A Nash has been repeatedly urged
Of late to accept the nomination for Sena.
| tor, but he has declined. Those who are
urging him feel confident that he would be
elected Mr.. Nash seems to feel adverse to
entering the field so soon after the bitter
6ght in last years convention.
Unless the Republican factions unite
mighty soon they will have a hard fight
next fall. This suggestion for harmonizing
the factions has been made; Judge, r II.
Koch; Congress, Charles N. Brumm; SEN
ator, DR.. Coxei Representatives, S. A.
Losch, Elias Davis and s. O. Cooper; Dis
trict Attorney, NJ. NJ. L'Velle. am of
the opinion that such ticket should salts
fly all factions and would go through with
rush. 1. would leave ont Senator Keefer
and Deputy District Attorney Shay, but
Keefer has had several terms and Shay
well, he is young yet and can afford to wait
while
The recent chartered electric railway has
shaken up some of the dry bones here
AS the new concern seems to have plenty
capital and wide-awske men at the back of
it the county seat and adjoining towns will
find it of considerable advantage Our
electric railway company is not in high
favor. 1t is looked upon as too much of
family aud fAvorite concern, something
like the Lehigh Valley Company. !
believe the new company will receive
hearty support from our people in all
measures they may seek.
There are number of Shenandoah cases
on the criminal calendar for next week,
One in which Goldman, Ring, Lauterstein
and others are to be tried for conspiracy,
will occupy several days. Jerry Toomey's
case will also be heard next week.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-03-11
PERSONAL

Sub Letter Carrier Thomas is on duty to
day.
David Grfiths, of Shamokin, spent
to-day in town.
Caleb Williams, of Hszleton, was in
town yesterday.
H. @. Boyer, of the HERALD, left for
Scranton this afternoon.
Ex-Postmaster Litsch, of Mahanoy CITY,
was in town yesterday.
T. j. Foster OF the CoIhery Engineer,
Scranton, was in town to day.
DR.. j. O Biddle, of Fountain Springs,
spent few hours in town last evening.
@. s. Roshon and wife, of Lebanon, were
registered at the Ferguson House yeser
day.
Dr.. j. @. Biddle, of the Miners Hospital
at Fountain Springs, was a visitor to town
last night.
Lotter Carrier Book went to Williams,
port this morning to etand a civil service
examination.
Miss Laura Bickel, Of Pottsvile, is
spending a few day in town, the guest Of
Mrs. j. T. Graf.
d. J. Oonners acted as substitute on the
police force last night for MeGrail, who
was laid up by illness.
Squire Horn, of Brandonvile, paid our
sanctum visit yesterday and paid for q
years subscription to the HERALD.
Daniel Lauderman, outside foreman at
Kohiuoor colliery, is nursing an arm in
jured by coil of wire rope falling upon it,
but is able to attend his duties at the col
liery.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-03-11

IT is said that the Attorney General
is to be asked what form is the proper
one for Councilmen and other borough
officials to take. This point should
certainly be set tied, for the oath ad.
ministered Monday night was farce,
compared with the oath the Council
men OF the past have taken. But ii is
an excellent one for a Councilman
with an elastic conscience.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-03-11
A Warming to Crooks.

The members OF the new police force
have conducted themselves in Il manner
since the organization that gives the people
assurance of excellent service. They have
shown themselves active and wide-awake
men and are devoting special attention to
the movements of strangers. Whenever
there is change in police force of town
there are scores of crooks who pounce
upon the place with the idea that a field
protected by "greenies" can be easily
worked, but the crooks who may come to
Shenandoah under that impression will be
bagged before they are here long. If this
meets the eyes Of any such they should
clip it out and paste it in some convenient
place for reference.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-03-11
Aooepted as Oompliments.

We feel oomplimented on finding that
three of our original articles on topics of
the times have been found worthy of space
in the columns Of the Shsmokin Dispatch
without line Of credit, that paper evil
IDENTIFY sppreciating them to an extent
wsrranting their adoption rs original. But
we are more fsttered upon finding the
Shsmokin Herald using one Of the leading
articles as an original editorial.