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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-11-27

the constitution be well attached to Its
principlesa He decided that they were
wholly unqualified, and declined to become
party to "a judicial farce'
There has been zoo much carelessness In
admitting to the rights and responsibilities
of American citizenship, aliens who have
never famiharized themselves with the in
stitutions of this country, and whose OBJ
iects in seeking naturalization have been
purely selfish and mercenary. The oath of
allegiance, if taken at all. should be taken
understandingly, with comprehension Of
its full meaning, and an evident determine
ton to perform the duties as well ss gain
the benefits of American citizenship.
There is growing sentiment in this
country in favor of laws that will require
voters to be qualified, not merely by resi-
dence and willingness to serve party, but
by intelligence ana patriotism indicated in
such manner as to establish some claim to
the privilege of citizenship and the suf-
rage.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-11-27
Military Indicat,ops.

It is popularity supposed that the major
ity of the rank and Tile of the regular army
of the United States is made up of for
eigners, the Irish largely predomiuating.
The recent report of the acknowledgement
shows that there were during the last Off
cial year, 9,S47 recruits accepted and that
out Of these but 8, 1876 were Of foreign birth,
the rest, or $685. being natives of this
country. This proves that the common
idea on the subject is erroneous.
1t is to be hoped that it viii be a long
time before there win be any great occa-
sion for the exhibition of military prowess
in this land. But the military spirit must
not be permitted to die out. Nor should
the.defense.of this country, whether against
foreign foes or internal uprisings, be en-
tirely left TO persons of foreign birth. 1t
is true that the laws are favorable to the
naturalization of aliens who serve as
soldiers, but some native Americans ought
to be enlisted in the service of the country
that gave them birth aud it ia gratifying to
note the fact that the report discloses.
Another thing that appears is that sue
cess is attending the efforts of army officers
detailed to act as military instructors in
certain schools. The pupils who are max
ing rapid strides in discipline and army tao
tics, now number IS, +s4, an increase of
Z. 767 over last year and OF 5000 over the
previous year. This is an excellent method
of preparing the youth for active service,
and the report shows further that about
10, 900 of this number are physically capable
Of performing military duty. The martial
spirit viii not decline while this system is
maintained, and the figures we have cited
indicate that native Americans will form a
proper proportion in the American army.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-11-27
NEW ROAD TO the COAL MINES

To the Editor of the HERALD:
When we think that during an ordinary
snowy winter the Utah Central is tied
up and out of business practically, it would
doubtless be the height Of folly for the peo-
pie OF this city to pin its faith TO such a
source in looking for relief from present
coal difficulties.
It's simply out of the question; if for no
other reason because it is known that it
has been barely possible to pull two
coaches over their grades. Were the road
reconstructed with view to economical
and enlarged working capacity the idea
would be good. That is 1t would be good
were it not for the fact that the Utan Cen
trial is in the very nature of matters des-
tined to be link in Unconstitutional sys
tenn which would doubtless do as do exist
ing roads, gather in everything in sight for
individual benefit, leaving the dear public
to be id.
What should be done is to build road
direct from this city to the coal mines,
with the control always in the hands of
home men.
We hope this will be done before another
winter overtakes US. H.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-11-27
swEErHEAR1s AND WIVES.

Chicago Inter ocean: What kind of a life
does M1ggs leadg' Dalton-"He doesn't lead
any kind he is married. y
Life; He (anxiously) -You are not your own
dear SELF tonihgt. sweetheart. She passively)
No. darling, l am yours.
New York Herald: she-I wonder why they
call the groomsman at wedding the best man {?
He-It must be because he has shown SUI
Exchange. She-Emma is the prettiest, but
Lena is the smartest. Now which would you
rather marry beauty or brains: He-Neither;
I'd rather marry you
Hate Fields Washington: he about to travel
DO you really want me to come back soonsn
She-"Well. perhaps you had better You see
have promised not 10 forget you
Chicago Inter Ocean; Miss Banknote. do
you think that your father will object to my
suitf'' Miss Banknote-"L guess not. for he
wears one just about as loud himself"
Cincinnati Commercial: Mr.. Aiken-You see
things in different light since you married,
do you not? Mr.. Nuwed-I ought to. There
were fifteen lamps among our wedding pres
ents.
Lustige Batter: Masher-Ah, my lady. there
was something very pleasant intended to say.
but have alas forgotten what; dreadful, isn't
il! Young Lady-Was II, perhaps Good
night" Herr Baron?
Texas S1tings; Customer Ito pretty shop
girl)-I love you to distraction. May hope
for favorable reply? Shop Girl-Certainly. Is
there anything else you wish at this counter?
Harper's Bazar: Newly Made Bride Mamma
says she does not think we will ever quarrel as
she and papa do. Groom-Never, dearest.
Newly Made Bride-No; she says You will be
much easier to manage than papa was.
New Haven Record: First Wife-Well, Mrs.
Brown knows where her husband is every min
ute in the day second Wife-That's the kind
of a husband would like to have. How does
she manage it, First Wife-She had him sent
to Sing Sing for bigamy-
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-11-27
SAVED gAon uAAlu * Onions

There has no doubt been moro lives q
children saved from death in Group or
whooping cough by the use Of onions than
by any other known remedy, our mothers
used to make poultices of them, or syrup,
which was always efectual in breaking up
G cough or cold. DR.. Gums onion syrup
is made by com nining a few simple reMa-
dies with it, which mako il more effective
as O medicine and destroys the taste uDd
odor of the onion; SOC. Sold by Godbe-
Pitts Drug Co.. corner Main and Frat
Snnth.
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professional hysicians. ana though tnese
phenomena may be more markedsat certain
periods than at others, it appears that they
are not confined to any particular age or
country
The cause of these effects 10 and viii be
much disputed. But it seems strange that
there should be any conflict of opinion upon
it among avowed believers in the Christian
religion and in tho book which forms the
foundation of its principles and establish
ment. Nothing is more clearly and posi-
lively set forth therein than the theory
that those manifestations of an unseen
force are brought about through faith
"All things are possible to them that be-
lieye,n is a Christian annunciation. 1t
comes from the author of Christianity.
"Go thy way, thy faith hath made thee
whole, y was his admonition to the sick who
were healed ct his word
No matter what name may be given to
the method, call it mind cure" ''imagina-
tion." spiritual SCIENCE miracle"
"mesmerism,'' "hypnotism" or by any
other title, the evidence seems to be clear
that in all ages simple and answering
faith has been the motive power upon g
spiritual force that produces material
effects. And it Is reasonable to believe
that this is governed by laws as fixed
as those that rule the physical world, as
natural as attraction, as sure as gravlta-
ton, although those laws may yet be
largely hidden from human comprehension
Miracles, that is TO say marVels in viola
ton of the laws of the universe. may well
be rejected by the rational mind. But well
attested phenomena which cannot be &C
counted for by the limited knowledge of
imperfect man. ought not to be classed as
miraculous. unless a different meaning is
attached to the term than that which it
commonly CONVEYS.
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ence throughout, running ahead of her

PRESIDENT CLEVELAND is a brother of a
Presbyterian clergyman and habitualIy
attends church himself. In RECORD to his
reported profanity when Lieutenant-Gov-
ernor SHEEHAN wanted him TO make
pledges to the Tammany machine. be may
have been like the farmer who was a dea
con and had kicking COW. One day the
animal kicked over the pail, when he struck
her with the milk stool, saying: Take
that. d-n you" Just then he noticed the
minister, and he said: "It's no use, parson !;
l can't enjoy religion and keep that cow"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-11-27

Mr. HARR1rY may be offered cabinet
position, but viii probably not accept any
He is secretary Of the Pennsylvania com-
monwealth at SIG, 900 per annum, and pres
ident of Philadelphia company which nets
him $4,000 more, SO II he were to go into
the cabinet it would be at considerable
pecuniary sacrifice.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-11-27

The THANKSGIVING sermon of Rev. DR.,
PAXTON of New York was cut short, 80 as
not to interfere with the Yale-Princeton
football match. II Ia difficult matter to
run the pulpit on week days in competition
with an athletic craze.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-11-27
The HRRAhD.
" THr HERAlp puRusHINa CoMpANY

DIRECTORS:
r. c. CHAMBERS, President.
HKBER J. GRANT, Vice President
p L. WILLIAMS JOHN T. GAME.
Z. A. SMITH, THOMAS MARsHAIl.
J. l.. RAwIINs, f. w. YOUNG,
>. w. JUDD GEO. CUIIINS.
JOHN r. WINDER, SIMON BAMBERGER
HORACE G. WHITNEY.
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-11-27

ET- TIE HERALD has the largest circula-
iion in Utah. 1t is visitor to more homes in
this territory and the surrounding region
than any other newspaper published. Its
constituency comprises more heads Of fam
lilies than any other, and it is therefore the
best advertising medium in Salt Lake.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-11-27

A SHORT time before the election, the
statement was quite freely made that Mr..
PowDEHLY of the knights OF Labor was 3
protectiouist Mr.. 2. now says it was "a
lie out of The whole cloth" Truth, in this
case, was a good while putting on his
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-11-27

TIE PROJECT has been revived to divide
Kansas into two states, of 200 miles square
each, by line running north aud south.
One would think from The reports that
Kansas is enough split up already.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-11-27

IT WILL have been observed that in all
the cabinet specuiations no name has been
mentioned connected with any lobbying
scheme oSjob. There will be nc ELKINs or
WANAMAKEB or FOSTER among the next
Presidents advisers.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-11-27
Losing Its Grip.

From the Boise Statesman. Rep.
The Salt Lake Tribune is losing its grip
quite as badly in Utah as in Idaho. 1t is a
back number Having lost its occupation,
it is out of date. 1t does not know where
it stands on any proposition and has be-
come a SORT of Ishmaelite
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-11-27

The attention of those desiring to open
savings accounts is called to the Dsseret
Savings Bank. which allows interest on de-
posits at the rate OF per cent. per annum,
compounded quarterly Money to loan on
approved real estate security. Its officers
are IS follows:
JAMES 4. LITTLE, President
MosEs THATcHER Vics-Presidsnk
z. A. SMITH, Cashier.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-11-27

THE NEW attorney general of Montana
Miss ELLA KNOWLES, conducted her can
vass in splendid taste. was temperate in
speech. assaied no one personally. and was
treated with uniform courtesy and defer
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-11-27

ONO WILL for tho tirst time since 1859
cast an electoral vote for Democratic
Presidential candidate If she had done it
in 1876, TILDEN would have been elected,
or another southern state been thrown out.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-11-27

IF MIS-. LsAsE should become a Kansas
senator, she would. in addition to the
woman suffrage committee, probably go on
the committees on census and revolution
airy claims.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-11-27

STATISTICS SHOW that il the United
States there is S15s worth of gold and sill
YER to every man, woman and child. That
may be all right for the child, but seems a
short allowance for grown person.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-11-27

THOSE WHO are fond Of short stories are
disguised with the continued tail of the
comet.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-11-27

THE AUTOPSY on the Republican party is
still proceeding in the columns Of its
organs. but there does not appear to be
much trouble in locating the seat of the
dfeaasa
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-11-27

THE TRIBUSE's learned essay on the So
called word "Senatress, y recalls its philo-
logical discourse on the "transfgurationn
plank CT the Liberal platform.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-11-27

KAISER WILHELM is making no friends
among the lower classes in Germany by
advocating high taxes on beer. The gen.
eral opinion is there is too much froth
about him anyhow.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-11-27

II WOULD seem that Senator WARREN of
Wyoming is getting in some post-election
work that does not strike the Democracy
as being Of an altogether savory character.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-11-27

IT Is hardly likely that President HAIR
RlsoN's forthcoming annual message vii l
be as elaborate a document as even his let
ter accepting the Minneapolis nomination.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-11-27

COMMISSIONER RAuN's report may be ex-
pected to claim that pensions have nothing
TO do with the stringency in the admins
tration's finances.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-11-27

PRESIDENT HARRISON is advising his
heads Of department to cut their appropri-
alton estimates way down.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-11-27

A REASON has been found why members
of the British parliament wear their hats
during session. There is no place TO hang
them.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-11-27

THE BIG Republican organs tell US their
party can no longer stand on the Force bill
and high tariff protection. That being the
case, why cumbers it the earths
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-11-27

IT SEEMS pity there was not a crop OF
wheat put in First South and other Salt
Lake streets before the late snowfall.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-11-27

FArrTTEvILLE, NORTH Carolina, lays
claim to 90O-pound hog. Texas has elected
Hoce to be governor.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-11-27

ILLINOIS has developed great constella
ton Of Democrats of late.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-11-27

WE SHALL have to get the astronomers t
tag their comets hereafter.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-11-27

TIE ELECTION Of STEVENSON for vice
president didn't turn on his axes.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-11-27

CHICAGO GETS So. 600 per snnum out of
dog licenses, at 81 per dog. ARMoUR's
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-11-27

WY DOESN'T the Kansas lady send oil,
man LEASE TO the Senate in her place.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-11-27

EVIDENTLY Boss PLAT has bad case Of
lock-jaw.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-11-27

packing establishment IS located near that
city.
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TO ADVERTISERS

: NOV. q. 1892
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1892-10-31
No Place Like Home.

"Ive been abroad since last Novem-
ber," said woman who landed in New
York few days ago, "and my expert
ence has been one of perversities. To
begin with in sunny Italy last winter
we almost froze to death. | shall never
forget the desolation and chilly discom-
fort of those Roman and Florentine
lodgings. In May we went to London,
because that is the month we were told
to enjoy that metropolis. 1t rained all
the time that it was not so cold we were
perishing. We did the cathedral towns
in uninterrupted rain and mist. My
idea of English cathedrals is set in a
cloud of gray moisture.
I'VE drove out to Rosalind castle
from Edinburgh in the most pitiless
rainstorm l ever experienced, so that
historic place has also a wet blanket
thrown over it for all time in my mind.
Go to Devonshire in July for cool
weather. we were told. We did and
sweltered. The traditional green
English lanes were brown and dry. 1t
wasn't much better on the continent.
AT one place after in the afternoon a
chill mist always settled that pene-
trated ones very bones; at others sud
den drenching showers were daily oc-
currences.
Il should think Europeans who come
over here must marvel ct our monot-
ony of glorious sunny days, with our
charming summer twilights fading slow
ly into radiant starlit nights, when one
can be abroad till midnight without
risk. AS we sailed up the bay last week
under a sky more brilliantly blue than
any saw in Italy and through an at
mosphere that would have made Lon
doner think the millennium had come,
if he should ever see one so clear, and 1
realized that this was just common
New York day, that nobody noticed ex-
cept rejoicing prodigals like ourselves,
my heart swelled with delight that l
was American born and home again.
Her Point of View in New York Times.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1892-10-31
Attacked by Birds.

Bailey Hoover, a young man employed
on the Curtis ranch, reports a strange
experience with birds. He was driving
a single horse buggy from the Fair
ranch, when about two miles from
Knights Landing he was suddenly
startled out of doze by myriads of
birds, which swarmed down upon him,
screaming angrily and flying at him.
The air was literally black with them,
and they viciously attacked the horse,
which was frightened into a frantic
effort to run away.
The young man was scared beyond
his powers of description. He fought
the birds off with his whip, and direct
ing the horse as best he could was soon
beyond their pursuit.
Hoover entertains a superstitious fear
that the incident portends evil for him,
and is sure something bad is going to
happen to him before long. He said
they were nearly all lackbirds, al
though there appeared to be other
species among the army of his winged
enemies. Woodland Mail.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1892-10-31

A legend says that an editor died and
slow lly wended his way along the path
to where he supposed warm reception
was awaiting HIM. Satan met him and
said:
"For many years thou hast borne the
blame for many errors the printers
have made in the paper, The paper has
gone, alas, for Sl.50, and the 81 80 often
failed to come in. The printers have
deviled the Saturday nights for wages
when thou hadst not one cent to thy
name.
"Men have taken thy paper without
paying for it and cursed thee for not get
ting out a better paper. They have
damned thee for standing for thy rights,
thou hast been boycotted by narrow
minded men and have been called hard
names and occasionally receive some
blows.
Thou hast been called dead-beat by
the passenger conductors who thou hast
shown thy annual pass to their envious
gaze. All these thou hast borne in
silence. Thou canst not come in here"
"Heaven is thy home; and besides, il
we let him come in here he would be
continually dunning his delinquent sub.
scribers, for this hole is full of them
and thus cause disorder in my kingdom. ii
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1892-10-31

The sluggish motions of common land
tortoises or "turtles" lead many persons
to underrate their intelligence. This
ridiculous slowness," however, arises
from the animals peculiar structure,
and is no proof of dullness.
The legs of a turtle look more like
crutches than legs. And though the
feet form strong graphing apparatus
for pulling away heavy weight, who
could expect swiftness from such toesi
Some large tortoises nevertheless make
long journeys with more rapidity than
might seem possible.
In the Galapagos islands turtles were
found by Mr.. Darwin able to travel four
miles day-a rate of progress not de-
spicable in creatures provided with such
legs; creatures, too, so heavy that six
men were often required to lift one OF
them.-Youth's Companion.
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1892-10-31

Seventeen years ago sailor in Provi-
dence named Charles Written left his
wife and child for sea voyage, since
which time the only report heard of him
was that he had died and was buried at
sea. The report was confirmed by the
sailors trunk, which was sent to Mrs.
Whitten, and which contained all his
personal effects. Years after Mrs. Whit
ten married Elmer F. Dearborn, an en-
ployee of the Old Colony Railroad COM
pany, and removed to Dedham, where
she now resides. Last Wednesday man
whom she at once recognized as her first
husband called to see her, but when he
found that she was happily situated
said that he should go away and never
return.-Boston Transcript
Freeland tribune. (Freeland, Pa.) 1888-1921, 1892-10-31
The Modern Canoe.

Canoes are now built for special pur-
poses, and one canoe is not expected to
fill every need. The open Canadian
style is used for pleasure padding
either with the single or double blade,
and even the sailing men bring these
boats to camp, in addition to their rae
ing canoes, for general use-and girl
ing" Open canoes, built light and
sharp, are also used in the padding
races-the trophy, tandem, single blade
event, and the club fours. The superb
ority of the double blade paddle over the
single was clearly shown in the race of
club fours. The Springfield and New
York crews came in first and second
with double blades and the Pointe Claire
(Canadian) and Puritan (Boston) crews
were third and fourth with single blades.
This event gave fine exhibition of
padding, the Springfield crew winning
easily simply because it had trained to-
gether and kept perfect time. The
others were somewhat ragged. The
padding events were well contested
and showed renewed interest in this
class of racing, but the sailing men do
not paddle, nor do the padding men
sail.-Harper's Weekly.