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Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-11
ORIGINAL AND JOCOSE.
AN EXCHANGE.

AN EXCHANGE.
It was at the ball the other night,
She wore gown of the purest white,
A beauty, too, was she.
Her name it was O'Flenntkan,
With the Christian prefix. Mary Ann,
From her did not fee.
With her pretty face she had much tin.
And then and there 1 vowed to win
This maid, tina: was my aim.
She brought me looks and money, too,
But really, was it not my due?
She got a change of name.
SAVED.
'III tell you what well do" said ons
postal clerk to another. ''the day before Cevea nd
taxes his seat we will get all the clerks together
and form union, and then declare Lockout"
.'What good will that do?''
..why, then If anyone takes our place they win
be blacksheep."
HOW JOLLY.
First Perfect Devil-Did you win any.
thing on the election?
second Perfect Devil-Yes, two cigawettes.
rAMMANY's CAN.
The tiger cannot change his stripes, but
he can change the Presidents.
THE FUTURE.
Dearest Ruth, if you are wise,
You will open wide your eyes,
With them hirt with Babe Mckee,
President some day, he might be.
GENEROUS.
"Wasn't it sad about old Millions'
faiure?''
''what! has he failed?''
Eyes, gone clean to smash"
THAT'S too bad; he promised me something
Yesterday, but now in his trouble will not hold
him TO it."
That's generous Of you. What was itli'
''His daughters hand In marriage"
CHIcx.
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SAVED.

HOW JOLLY.
First Perfect Devil-Did you win any.
thing on the election?
Second Perfect Devil-Yes, two cigawettes.
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rAM1fANY'S CAN.

The tiger cannot change his stripes, but
he can change the Presidents
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-11

SPRINGFIELD Repub'ic- Times: Still thore be
people who will hold to the belief that pro-
lection is constitutional and will remain so.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-11-11

BEAVER Times: Republican Chairman Car
ter can row take the palm as Republican
rainbow chaser" getting away even from
Democratic Don Dickinson in that peculiar
role. At midnight of Tuesday, he still
claimed 229 electoral votes-six more than
necessary to elect-with an even chance in
addition to carry West Virginia! The Lone
Fisherman or the Beaver was sadly needed
Mt the helm this year, the same as four years
ago.
The great West. [volume] (St. Paul, Minn.) 1889-18??, 1892-01-15

working classes America has
a M ssa @
to office deposit five 0 iy agd ao
draft M at any other Rosoe The system works admab
gs ssp a say f a where
billion in the private SAVINGS
the % with 9oa nd much the
R aSs s 5 ao 9 dual The would
- ,a th WHAT HAT WI WILL IL IT c DO WITH T. THEM
interest to their f
loans to actual and at
d by the machinery taxes lust as
PEI ANNuM The usurers driven to
Rd ho% he ros dsseg n5 sm q
@ % ga pu aas And who
have their prosperity
shall be- the 96 sne
public Duluth Minneapolis
kst grain to handled employed
ayers youstat WHAT @
6at as the for the
farmers should be eontented and
Minneapolis St. Paul demand the Immediate ez
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bouh5 s1so shas' "Rse sns
a 5t tss
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State You pay the rea
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cannot conclude these without pleasure
know all feel recognizing the that
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ss s ea but ass
and nutral each other the interests the
Sss esasss
in solid and unbroken phalanx.
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Address Of President DonneNy.
Concluded from last week.


Conolud fro1nla week
1887 member the House introduced and secured the
ags M a tdn s constitution OF the State adding sec
combination either individuals
this With restrict the freedom Of such
e such the SoypS s 1888 BY oerubm
ing - =,
the provisions of this amendment to the con
that any nvus til @
s'1,s"a % rr,a rs' ~ as1 '1 mo-.
or Of the OF not than
We have Evidence 1891 Shelley
Store Company OF Nelson Douglas
on m which to the
Complaints osak West Union that the
Of Nelson WAS ns real price
prie sn which the Ring agreed
find that t this Ia eGv s %attsE
boy 10 Ssea
a si troabe with the line
i'm a1 tos %
win and 4. And the @ will
pos ins @
" e ses sh
the gigantic King Which day
sssss
Il must therefore request prices regular
@ thas 1s the effect Yours
Gen Traffic Manager
Nelson Union Store made ma"
had the Trust that
ssd
@ Sc % st s them ths "ps sas
Ruy1NG
But there The
tss dsy s rS spa
e. that as ewing eos3
s sat PAID
oa soon sowe %n n u n
The Press continues aan+ Of tho No,hon r,.nao
the members Of the raioad commission
the who s4 have and
agent the Of the three elevator
fhnk Of the matehess mpudencs fellow actually
the the a nt paid s, a ia Mesats
bue than the wheat trust had decided
publish invite department Of the state
helpless in the hands OF the
But It goes farther One Chambers Manager
No DAKOTA aoDy o ns
follows
sJs nf fifty dG Msss *so in
@ :5ss'
the Of such combination
and declare to be ga deraud
proof monopoly markets. for purposes rob-
berry of the people,
thing? Have
the we'll condition? Or
choke the life
free markets prosperity their homes and their children
poverty Washburn has stated recently land the
the
that the option gamblers have stolen 25 cents ushe this
Minnesota.
Bnt that is only part of hevery
robbng that which market
would really entitled
alliance five dollars
Railroad and the
FivedOars al
employ the abest
them at Wadena We
every with the freedom
break them We elect legislature that
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Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-04-04
lROQU0IS BRAVES.
Annual Banquet of the Chicago
Chiefs.
LONG TALKS" BY NOTED CITIZENS

The Keynote of All of Which Was "Cleve-
land and Tariff Eeform"-The Men
Who Spoke and Their Subjects-wind-
ing Up the Rhode Island Campaign
Cleveland, Campbell, IcKinley and
Reed Enthuse the Voters Frank Hat
ton Makes IA Guess Mt Blaine's Position,
CHICAGO, April 4.-There was a good
deal of Democratic politics to the square
inch at Chicago Saturday. The annual
banquet of the Iroquois club brought
them together from several states-and a
good many of them had booms along with
them, not in their grip-sacks, either.
There We're Don Dickinson, of Detroit,
ami Editor Shanklin, of the Evansville
Qnd.) Courier, who had a Cleveland
boom and made it hum" Governor
Boyd was less robust in the matter, but
added to the same boom. Ex-Governor
Nlnans, of Michigan, carried his boom
carefully in view of the vigor of the one
Dickinson and Shanklin We're talking up.
But when he said anything it was prin-
clpalIy "Boies and Russell" Then came
Alfred Orendorf, of Springfield. HIS, with
boom, which it was for Senator John NJ
Palmer, who, the Springfield man said
had the Illinois vote at the Chicago con-
Vention carefully deposited in a snug
corner of his vest pocket
The Banquet at the Palmer.
But all except one of these booms doomed
like sucking dove" at night The Iro-
quois braves met at their wigwam with 400
politicians of several states around the ia
bles, and from first to last the keynote of
the talk and speeches was cleveland and
tariff reform. The silver question was
mot in it." The words spoken by w. G.
Ewing, of this city, were the keynote. He
said:
There is but one issue-tariff reform.
The doctrine of protection was conceived in
sin, carried in corruption, and brought forth
In lnlqulty. In Democratic Wisconsin
public Office is a public trust" Cleveland!
Cleveland! Grover Cleveland!' shouted his au-
ditors. Mr.. Ewing concluded with: 1--WE want
candidate to personify all our needs.
have described his character, and TO-
on times 10000 men will name him Cleveland"
The;s it was pandemonium broken loose.
1t Was a Cleveland Meeting.
The list of speakers was headed by the
following quotation from the ex-president
The nations strength is in her people
The nations prosperity is in their prosper
lty. The nations glory is in the equality
of her justice The nations perpetuity is
IN the patriotism of all her people" The
banquet was to commemorate the birth of
Thos Jefferson, and it was in eulogy of him
that W. G. Ewing spoke. The list of the
other tOasts follows: "The Citizen in Pol
itics," Don NJ. Dickinson; Young Men and
Democracy" Sherman Hoar: Public Mon
eys for Public Uses Only" Governor f. j.
Ninans; "A Crisis in Democracy" John
Dewitt Warner; party Honesty Is Party
Duty, and Party Courage Is Party Expe-
diency," S. Z. Morss. Mr.. Cleveland sent
letter in which he eulogized jefferson
and Jeffersonian ideas.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-04-04
THREE SCORE DEAD
The Dreadful Work of the Kan
sas Hurricane.
DETAILS OF ITS DoINGs COMING IN.

Its Course Marked by Devastation and
Dotted with Corpses - Remarkable
Freaks of the WhirIing Ravager-Two
Persons Stripped of Clothing, but Un-
hurt-Two Others Impaled-work of
the Destroyer in Iowa and Illinois
Complete Roll of the Dead and Fatally
Hurt at Chicago.
KANSAS CITY, April As the telegraph
service is being re-established through
the storm-swept district of Kansas many
strange stories are being brought in about
the freaks of the wind which caused so
much devastation all over the western part
Of the state. The list of dead and injured
is increased with every new report re-
seived, and it is now estimated that the
list of fatalities will reach sixty within
the state border, while three are reported
killed in Oklahoma. The storm was
hurricane with a tornado tendency. But
Ter and Greenwood counties appear to
have been the worst victims, as they were
in the il. mediate center of the low atmos-
pheric pressure
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-04-04

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Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-04-04
Frank Hatton Talks Politics.

CHICAGO, April 4.-Hon. Frank Hatton.
OF Washington, was in the city Saturday.
He gave his views on the presidential race.
He said he wanted to see plenty of candi'
dates at Minneapolis, and that there was
no more reason in rewarding one good
term in the presidential chair with a sec.
ond than with third. He was not fight
ing Harrison, however; he had made a
good president, but still Hatton wanted to
see him opposed in convention The most
significant thing he said was with reference
tO Blaine. Il am not in Mr.. Blaine's con-
fience; but think l can safely say that
his influence, If he chooses to exert it. will
not be for his present chiefs denomination,
q I'D that the ex-Plumed Knights friends
viii not be in danger Of losing his friend.
nip II they should refuse to assist in Har-
Z sons retominationn
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-04-04
OF Chicago, Professor of Optics and
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i
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Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-04-04

foundation stones were blown cut OF the
ground and the place smoothed over as if
there had never been house there
At Haven River a cow was lifted from
the ground and carried tc che top of a
house and deposited on an angle of the
roof so that she could not fall, and it was
necessary to kin her to get her from her
position.
Near Dalton Samuel Butterworth's
house collapsed and he and four members
of the family were carried 800 yards and
dropped into an orchard. His hip was
crushed and his leg broken.
Nelr Strong City James Gordon, an old
recluse, farmer, lived alone. His house
was a two-roomed hut. The front room
served as a bedchamber. The cyclone lifted
this shell of building from the ground,
leaving the floors still firm upon the foun-
dation, leaving the bed standing in its
usual position and the occupant unhurt.
When Gordon realized what had happened
he departed from his usual habit and
sought the company Of his neighbors.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-04-04

found life harder since this reform than be-
fore, and if there is workingman anywhere
who has had his wages increased by virtue of
its operation he has not yet made himself
known.
Must Look to the Dem ocracy.
The demand in your platform for free raw
materials ought, it seems to me, to be warmly
seconded by the citizens of your state. The
advantages to the people of Rhode Island Of
such policy do not seem to be questionable,
and am not here to discuss them in detail;
but all have said touching the conduct and
record of the Democratic party and its oppon-
ents in regard to tariff legislation is in support
OF the proposition that all who desire the
special relief referred to in your platform or
any other improvement in our tariff laws in
the general interest of the people must look TO
the Democratic party for it.
Ex-Governor Campbell also made a
speech on the same line of argument.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-04-04
Was Very Rough on windmilis.

ABILENE, Kan, April 4.-Complete de-
moralization of business and traffic has
existed in central Kansas for two days by
reason Of the terrific wind storm of Thurs
day night. Dickinson, Ottawa, and Saline
counties suffered severely. The Methodist
church here was badly injured, the Helm
del mill destroyed. and over 200 wi1dRills
and ss many barns demolished. At Vine
Greek the house OF s. Smith wss lifted
from its foundation and scattered half q
mile. Smith Yves injured and his daugh-
ter KILLED. At Smolan there were but u
few houses and the railway station left
standing. Several persops were injured:
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-04-04
Havoc Wrought in Iowa,

BURLINGTON, Ia, April 4.-Reports are
coming in from all over Iowa Of damage
by Fridays storm. At Bloomfield part of
the brick from G. H. Cronkie's drug store
was blown to the ground. The roof of the
Masonic building was stripped off A
great many out-buildings were demol-
ished. No one was seriously injured. At
Vinton the storm was terrific, unroofng
many buildings. Great damage is report
ed from farming districts from wild and
lightning. The damage in Iowa will
amount to thousands of dollars.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-04-04
BEREFT OF WIFE AND CHILDREN.
Albert Eggers Loses Everything in the
Twinl<Iing of an Eye.

Albert Eggers Loses Everything in the
TwinlkIing of an Eye.
LEwIsvILLE, Kan, April t. Thursday
nights cyclone passed two miles east of
this place 1t struck the farm house of
Albert Egg gers. Nothing but the founda-
ton was left of the building. Four per-
some met death: Mrs. Eggers, her two
children and farm hand. When young
Eggers became conscious he was wander
ing about tie farm with broken arm
and some other bruises. His wife was dis
covered a few hours later dead, with one
child closely held to her breast. The other
one was found at greater distance away,
while young johnson was fully half a
mile north of where the house stood, on J.
w. Arnold's farm, fearfully crushed.
Some Cyclonic Phenomena.
One and a half miles further north the
cloud picked up Charles Taylor's house
and carried it along, making kindling
wood Of it. The three inmates were found
dead about 4 o'clock next morning. A
peculiar feature of the electrical effect was
shown in Mrs. Taylors face, which
seemed TO be powder, burned, the dirt hav-
ing been driven into the pores of the skin
so deeply that it could not washed out
The storm next demolished house fully
six miles north of Taylor's, that of James
Sullivan. It left the couple without a
stitch of clothing. Neither received any
injuries of consequence.
James Wilson, of Greenwood county,
was caughe sup by the tornado, carried
through the air and forced against the
side OF barn, where scantling was run
through his body. He was pinned to the
barn eight feet from the ground and died
In horrible agony.
The house of William Rice in Towanda
was not only blown away. but even the