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Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1892-12-29
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.aufsab. Nauen wurbe uerboitet.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1892-12-29
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Dert6ten sufolse, nit einem ionoerbas
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,,ein ~eiujdbriser 0ienit fir maoden."
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iden Sinslinse seswunstn iino, weniss
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seswpnsen weraen, einSabr in ben &ius
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tdlern uno Tabriten Dienite gu ~leiiten.
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men sroBartis permebrt weroen, hin al
len Nrbeit gu seben. 8ie bic Sunz
gems tire @arntion II. Gruppeuart mab=
len f6nnen, 10 foate aud oeu Mae9en
erlanbt werben, ben 3weis bes Oienites
81 wdblen. 3eusniile iiber Nrbeit unb
Betrasen miiBten am Gnoe bes Sabres
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uirt uub beauitrost weroen, hie einidbz
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bef1r bilben unb itarten, wie es irsenb
Elm Bamilienz ,S@ulz ooer @eleai6aftsz
leben tbun tonnte. Sic bebauert iebr
bic grt uno Weiie, mie bic beutl@en
sMabdeu Der b0beren &laileu ibr 9eben
NIT ,reinem Mi9tstbun" subrinsen.
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babn murbe am Monta9 lester Mo9e
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NOTICE..
New Ulm, Mimi, |

New Ulm, Mimi, Dec. ), 1892.
The Partnership formerly existing be-
tween N. Henningsen and 0. c. Stricken
under the firm name of N. Henningsen &
Co. is this day dissolved by mutual con-
sent.
All outstanding accounts in favor of
the said firm are to be paid to N. Hen
ningsen and all liabilities Of said firm are
to be paid also by N. H~enningsen. 9afz
Witness 0. {. STRlcKLER.
L. A. FRITScHE. N. HENNINGsEN.
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etnp aud nt@t taaber.

9tnp aud nt@t tauber.
8et sroBen unternebmunsen, gu be-
rem Dur@fibruus miQionen 0 Dols
lars uerwenoet werbeu miiIen, i3etnt IS
beut;uta9e obne Corruption uno Bez
ite@uns ni@t mebr seben gu wOlen.
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bat, in wel@em @nseitellte Der bD@iten
Tinan3z uno 8eamtentreiie, @el@dftss
leute, Bolttiter ii M. bis iber bic Obren
uerwifelt iiao, 10 l@eint fi6 bic 8ers
maltuns Der Gbieasoer Weltausitenuns
gu einem lol9eu Neit bon Corruption
entmidelt gu baben, baB man ouf bieier
.Seite bes Oceans n,,r wenis 0eranlaf>
flung bat, serinsi6atis auf bic 8eitbeuuz
le oer Corruption gu bliden, welde I'M
itaatli9en 9ebeu Trantrei9s INNER rpeiz
ter ,1no ueroerbli6er INT iid sreift unb
bic &epublit tn Observation-Disclosures 9efabrz
bet. Der Sit Der Corruption 1T bas'
@omite fit Bese uno Mittel, mel@es
bel @ersebuns Der Goutratte in nabesui
uerbre9crii@er Weiic Die @eloer Der.
Musfeuuns ueridleuoert baben ion.
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ielben an bas 9idt Der Oeffentli6teit S,,.
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mite Mnseiteuter 1T enbli9 bic glaie
gum platen setommen, uno Chicago
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fur Mittel uno 8ese erboben, oaB es
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acknowledgement gu enttraften. Sci
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tat" uer9eben, gu mel@em cine 9ln3abl
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@pnoitat bat in Buffalo ate 5@ifie gu
einem nominellen 8reis 9etouft, auf
6enen tein uorii@ti9er Meni9 cine
Tabrt auf einem Canal MAIDEN .rpiroe,
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ieben, iino absr NIT ibren i@aobaften
Mai@inen uno mori@en 9alteu nidts
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cine i@redli@e &ataitropbe, mel9e 9un>
berten BON Meni@en oas 2eben toiten
miBte, taum gu uermeioen iein wiirbe.
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mig 5offnuns, bal IS etwas Mnberes gu
Gage foroern miro, ais elmer Der belieb>
ten unb ou9emeinen iibli@en BeiBz
neutrality-suspicious.. - .' /
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2. Die. unabbdnsisteit bes pdptlis
den StubleS,

Der Titel obiser Grasen Tam unter
l1mitanoen seaubert weroen, ieoo@ bari
babel Der j3rued, cine @ritli@e 20iuns
berielben, ni@t uerloren 'seben. Die
Mnsabe Der 3alfsmittel unb Mese
aur 8eilesuns obiser Trasen 1T bic MIDI
tise Mufsabe bes berufenen GonsreKes.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-27
be favorable for similar outcome on
the national field. The GLOBES good
wishes go with its party's warriors.
FREAKS OF NATURE.

Most Of the dime museums in this
section have been closed for some time
past, for the reason. as understood. thai
freaks to draw the crowds profitably
had become scarce. But emergencies
III national affairs always find the men
needed, and a demand for natural
freaks will probably not go long unsat-
isfied. In the case of the political freak
Kansas has had the lead, and might op-
crate a museum in connection with its
exhibit at the worlds fair. Ohio may
have that occasion in mind. An infant
died there the other day at the age of
twenty-nine years. 1t is some what
confusing to speak of an infant
dying Of old age, but that is about
the way it is told. The physical and
mental development was arrested in the
cradle, and for the twenty-nine years
the infahtile conditions all continued.
The child remained babe all the years.
Also in the same state creature of bo-
vine parentage had the forehead and
bangs of a dude. The resemblance
was so striking that observers felt like
offering it cigarette. There may have
been other combinations of the dude
and calf, but the gentle Tactical quadru
ped has not been responsible. 1t is al
legged that montrositles in nature were
not frequent before they were used in
museums and shows. 1t may be that
more wholesome public taste is the
cause of the subsistence Of that disgust
ing variety of show business.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-27
THE RHODE ISLAND CONTEST.

Rhode Island has state election in
April. 1t is a Democratic state, and yet
the Democrats have never carried it in
a presidential year, and seldom in any
other. One explanation is the shameful
electoral system which has there pre-
vailed. Alone of all the New England
states, Rhode Island has required
property qualification of its voters,
which has limited the franchise to
favored class. Not long ago this was
abolished, but others of its peculiar
features are retained to this day. A
candidate, to be elected, must have a
majority. A plurality is not sufficient.
1t more than half the people do not
name the same man for governor the
choice is thrown into the legislature,
and its members are selected by towns.
each town having one representative,
no matter how unequal their popula-
ton. At the last election the Democrats
had plurality of more than thousand,
but the legislature gave the office to
Republican. This year there will be
vigorous campaign. GROVER CLEYE-
LAND has promised to speak in ProVi-
dence, and Senator PALMER. Senator
MILLS, Gov. PATTIsoN, Speaker CRISP,
Congressman MCMILLIN, Congressman
BRECKENRIDGE and Congressman VIII
SON will also be heard upon the stump.
Good things are in store for the Rhode
islanders. Minnesota. where the voice
of the foreign orator is seldom heard,
envies them. If victory attends the
Democracy's struggle, the omens will
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-27
SUPPOSE ENGLAND SHOULD
FIGHT.

England will not fight, but suppose
she should. what would be the outcome?
The first struggle would be on land, and
Canada would be no match for us. The
English men-of-war would storm our
defenselesS ports, but no one can tell
what damage this would dc. Wonder
full things are expected of modern naval
equipments, but their effectiveness has
never yet been tested. Besides, Great
Britain would need her ships to pro-
tect her merchant marine. The de-
struction a single American cruiser
could work among the thousands of
ships flying the English flag is beyond
the limits of calculation, While the
United States has no merchant marine
to be driven from tue high seas. But
war, after all, is a matter of
dollars, and both countries haYe
tremendous resources. England is
rich, and so are we. Our wealth is
more concentrated and available than
Great Britain'S. The British isles have
neither men nor strength sufficient to
cope with 60,000,000 united people.
They would need the reinforcement of
their allied colonies. And here is the
weakness of our kin beyond the water.
Could they depend on the loyalty of
India, of Australia, of Canada i'll such
a contest? Perhaps so, but probably
not The ties which bind together the
remote members of the queens empire
are hourly growing slighter. A crisis
might mean revolt on every side. But
with us, a common enemy would be
the signal for the death of sectionalism,
and state would stand beside state with
renewed devotion to the nations cause.
The Union has nothing to fear from a
war with England.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-27
IT IS EVIDENT

EThat both Washburne ard Davis fear the
'little Norwegian"
That Col. Kiefer will be retired by the Re-
publican convention.
That Daniel W. Doty is still starring as q
reformer
That the Republican organs are not taken
into the party councils
That the Independent Declaration of-Inde-
pendence party is not in it.
That Rev Buttrick is neglecting his oppor-
tunites.
That the Prohibitionists will not co mbine
with the Divorce party.
That the evening Republican organ has
started out to re elect certain Democrats by
q campaign of abuse.
That W. j. Freaney will be very coy about
accepting a Republican nomination this
spring. He remembers the kids work two
years ago.
That S. Lowenstein is booked for the Min
neapolis convention.
That William Hennery Eustis wants Ram
sey countys support for delegate at large TO
Minneapolis
That John Lind represents the senatorial
combine i'll Minnesota politics this year.
That the Stanford Newell mayoralty boom
is "out of sight
1uat Tie MIHAeSotd ueieRdCes 10 the MIN
neapolis convention will need 0,000 admis-
son tieKets each to satisfy their constituents
That the federal officials will send none
but Harrison men to Minneapolis
That the Sage of Ninnger is ''in touch"
with certain Republican leaders.
That the Australian correspondence in
evening paper was interesting to many good
people.
That Senator Mcmillan expects to be nom
mated for mayor by the divorce party"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-27
SALISBURY AND SEALS.

This country does not seek a quarrel
with any nation. But, pending arbltra-
ton, the seals in Behring sea will be
protected from Canadian pirates, if it
takes half the United States navy to do
it.-New York Press.
1t is said that Lord Salisbury is keep
ing up the diplomatic disturbance for
fun. Probably this is the same impulse
that we learn to deplore in the small
boy who disports himself in front of an
unloaded un.-Leavenworth Times.
Lord Salisbury's latest note is mys-
terry; but it would be even more of
mystery il the British government
should consent to go to the expense of
defending horde of Canadian seal pi-
rates who were destroying the industry
of a large number of people in England.
In this instance the United States and
England are both interested in preserv
ing friendly relations. = New York
World.
The government is not likely to wait
much longer before making prepare
tons for the protection of the seals from
poaching under the laws as they now
stand, and as they have been heretofore
construed and applied. Meantime the
Canadian minister of marine and fish
cries has given notice to persons claim
ing compensation for having been
warned out of Behring sea under the
modus vivendi last year to file their
claims at the Office of the collector at
Victoria. If damages are to be claimed
for the prevention of sealing under the
agreement last year, the British govern
ment may find in that new objection to
renewing it. Perhaps that is what the
Canadian move is made fOr.-NeW York
Times.
Lord Salisbury is undertaking the
difficult task of running with the hare
and hunting with the hounds, the
hounds in this case being the Canadians
whom the home government is indis-
posed to offend, knowing that it cannot
easily control them. Our claim is one
that must be enforced as long as it is
held at all, and there seems nothing left
for the Washington government to do
but to protect the seals as we'll as it can
until the dispute shall reach final set
Element. 1t is very absurd that two en-
lightened nations should go on this way
for year after year disputlng over mat
ter that involves no question of national
principle and that both profess them
selves willing to submit to any compe-
tent tribunal. 1t is a diseredlt to the
diplomacy of both countries, and per-
haps neither government is above the
1mputatlOn of having played with the
question for political effect. But as it
EoW stands the responsibility seems to
rest on the other side. If we can get no
other satisfaction out of the situation,
there is good deal in being right
New York Advertiser.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-27
BOSTON AND ST. PAUL.

Culture and learning are as common
in Boston as are the east winds which
sweep its streets. 1t has a great uni
versity within easy driving distance,
public libraries at every corner, famous
orchestras diScourSing the best of music
at prices within the reach of the masses,
profound scholars, witty after-dinner
speakers by the score, and preachers of
el0quence and erudition SO many that
some of them have to preach to empty
pews, because there are not enough
people to go around. In st. Paul we
have bright skies and balmy breeZes,
public spirit and enterprise, popular
thirst for self-improvement, wealth,
physical comfort and a generous and
interesting society. But the facilities
for recreation of any sort are limited,
and it is only here and there that one
can find green spot where the pleas
ant things of the mind flourish, where
er intellectually, and where the gen
eral Philistinism finds no abiding place.
because broad mindedness, tolerance,
learning forbid its entrance. Why
should Boston, which has so much, and
boasts of its richness, envy us the little
which we have? Why should Boston
envy us our Mr.. CRoTHERS, and try to
allure him from the post which made
him? This does not seem to the GLOBE
the manly part-the part Of fair deal
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-27
STATE PRESS EDlCTS.

Congressman Lind has voted with the
advocates of free silver coinage. This
is a case where representative mis-
represents his conStituents.-Wat
Advance.
The st. Peter Herald says Gov. Mer-
RAM has been writing articles to maya
zines of late. OF course he writes these
as he writes checks. He signs them
while the clerk does the resI.-W aseca
Radical.
Congressman Lind will make the race
for governor if he receives the nOmina-
ton. He would make winning candi-
date and all excellent executive of the
great state of MinneSota.-Wa
News.
Health journals are now asserting
that to maintain a sound constitution
you should lie only on the right side.
The health journals may mean we'll
enough; but what are you going to do
if you are editing a Republican paper?-
Perham Bulletin.
John Lind would be an ideal candl-
date for governor except for his free
coinage views. How would the Repub-
iicans Of Minnesota look running a
sound-money candidate for president
and free silver man for GOVERNOR
Duluth News.
1t was reported from Washington last
week that John Lind had consented to
enter the race for governor, but the
statement was denied the next day.
Should he consent to make the race,
there is no man in the state that would
have a larger folloWing.-Slayton Ga
Zette.
1t is somewhat tiresome to read time
and again articles in exchanges stat
ing that the friends of Knute Nelson
are pushing him for the nomination for
governor because he is a Norwegian.
His candidacy is not urged for this
reason, because he,is a true, loyal Ameri-
can citizen in touch with the common
people and as honest man as God ever
made.-Todd County Argus.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-27
TODAY,S WEATHER.

WASHINGTON. March 26.-Forecast for Sun
day: For Wisconsin: Light showers in east
ern, generally fair in western portion dur
ing Sunday; probably fair Monday: north
westerly winds; slightly colder in southeast
portion, warmer in extreme northern por-
ton. For Iowa: Generally fair, preceded
by rain during the morning in eastern por-
ton; northwesterly winds; colder in south
east portion. For Minnesota: Local show
erS, but fair during the greater portion of the
day; northWesterly winds; slightly colder in
southern and central portion. For Dakota:
Generally fair and slightly warmer; westerly
winds.
GENERAL OBSERVATIONS.
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULT-
URE. WEATHER BUREAU. WASHINGTON March
%, Gas pm. Local Time. S p. m. 18th Merid-
ian Time.-Obseryations taken at the same
moment of time Ut all stations.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-27
STORIES OF COPS.

lyon open the door of the central police
station any hour OF the day in any month of
the year you will find Lieut.. Morgan. the old
war-horse of the police force. seated behind
the big desk. He has been member of the
force since July z, 1866, and during the TWEEN
ty-six years has not missed more than half
that number of days from duty. He knows
the record OF every criminal who has been
rounded up during his time in the service,
and 1t does not require more than a glance
for him to tell just how many times, and for
what offenses, the prisoner who is brought
in these days has enjoyed the citys hospital
ity before.
i
The other day an old tramp was arrested
for vagrancy and taken to the station. He
was ragged and uncouth. and long gray hair
fell to his shoulder. A sorry spectacle he
presented as he stood up before the lieu
tenant gave the name John White. The
lieutenant eyed him moment, and inquired
when he had changed his name. 'sThaJ was
not the name you went by fifteen years ago
when arrested you for larceny" said he.
isn't your name Charles Ladden?' BLOW
me if you amt right said the old man.
you've got memory like lawyer"
i
1t was fifteen years since the aged offender
had been in St. Paul. but the lieutenant re-
membered him. and before he was taken up
to his cell the man explained to the officer
that when he was released for the offense
meetioned he shook the dust Of St. Paul
from his heels and went to Texas After a
time in Texas he went to New York, and had
just drifted in from San Francisco. A pro-
fessional tramp from youth to old age, but
the gray hairs aud deep wrinkles did not
serve to Danish the recollection of his face
from the lieutenaut's memory
il
1t is learned on good authority that five
members of the finest in st. Paul. who
have brushed their own uniforms and sewed
on the brass buttons for years. have tired of
the loneliness of bachelor life and are going
to be married lin the spring ira la One Of
these is Officer Peter Carroll 1t has been
subject of some comment among his brother
coppers for long time why Pete, with his
remarkable good looks. should lead a solitary
life. Some months ago he visited White
Bear Lake and there met his fate. The date
has been set for some time in May.
i
Officers Carey and McCart will also join the
great army of Benediets in that month if
rumor has it right They say that loft in the
Silly night the former OF these two gazes up
at the window Of a room as he passes on his
beat and thinks Of her who is fondly sleeping
dreaming sweet d. cams of blue uniform.
Over on the West side you will find officer
McCart any evening that he is not on duty.
The attraction is a young lady whose &C
quaintance he made in romantic way last
summer by saving her from an untimely
death in runaway accident.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-27
THAT TIRED FEELING.
Written for the Globe.1


For dinner he has pork and beans.
Boiled cabbage on the side.
Besides an endless jag of greens,
And ''Murphys'' that are fried.
Between his munchings. thick and fast,
He gulps astringent beer,
AS though the meal were exc his last
And death were drawing near.
His appetite unfailing. he
Gives orders for mince pie,
And revels in pure ecstasy,
While swallows homeward fly.
At nine O'Clock he dons full dress,
And hies him 10 the ball:
With forty damsels, more or less.
He Waltzes round the hall.
When midnight comes. he takes his girl
To have little lunch,
But ere he has his final whiYl,
He bowls up on milk punch.
At table he keeps up his gait.
He eats and drinks lot,
Rich salads. ices by the plate,
And coffee by the pot.
Next morning. promptly at eight Hts,
he tumb les from his bed,
Yet really wonders what in sheofs
The matter with his head 49,.
ii. j. DoNNELLY.