Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-11-13

I have been told by my physician that
I should be cheerful and enter into
lively conversation at mealtime to keep
the mind bright and sunny II want to
be well and live longer than other peo-
pie. Therefore you will notice that
often converse at table, and may be
seen summing my mind on pleasant days
on the lawn, allowing 1t to run about
shifting the bright, crisp air, while ]
keep q vigiant eye on the cat.
For this reason l opened little bit o,
CHEEKY talk with q tall, thoughtful man
on my left side at table. He was grave
man, with long, copper colored whisk-
ers, which he buttoned inside bis vest,
so that when the robins nest again they
will have TO 20 elsewhere. lie had the
air OF student OF the old school, When
| say that | mean one OF the pailid
students Of the day when men studied
so hard that their sons often filled a
chappie's grave. The typical student
of to-day is young man with out OF
door tendencies and freckles on the back
OF his neck. He may not be able to
translate the Songs OF Solomon from
the original, with words and music at
sight, but we hope that he Is the fore
runner Of better race.
81 see that another great man has
come out with the statement that he can
no longer vote with his old party" !
said. spearing another roll and cutting
the hot and steaming thing open with
my knife in order to show that felt no
restraint, no matter where l might be
placed.
"Ah!' he said, "2s, 20, 3O-to whom
do you reier-31, 32-may / ask?"
ITO large malt dealer In Philadel-
phia, who says that the Mckinley DILL Is
running the malt business-33, "a, 80,
&C." added In order TO show that be-
longed to the same lodge, but really not
knowing what he was driving at.
Exactly; but-11, II, 10, IA, l5--why
does the Mckinley bill have that effect
on the---l6, II, Is, 19---malt business?'
| he asked as he swallowed his oatmeal
and declined glass OF buttermilk on
account OF his mustache.
"By making the tariff on Canadian
malt so high that 1t is prohibitory, thus
com pelllng the dealer 10 depend upo1
the American barley. which is falling
of. the American farmer refusing to
raise IL because under Republican ad-
minIstratlon he finds that the sharp
beads of the barley while being
thrashed work down his back-20, 81,
%, 3d." replied.
"Ah, yes-24, 25, 90. 81, 2s-might !
ask what your views are on the tariff
20, 80, 81, 1927
"Certainly-33, "a. 35--ii you will tell
me what chapter Of the Phi Kappa Psi
You belong to, 80 that may see IL / am
working in your degree or not-36, 81,
50, 80"
Eyes, yes, you refer, no doubt-9, 10,
II. 12-to my habit OF enumeration and
mastlcation." :,
ayes, slr-13. IA, 15-if you please"
Every well; then 1t is agreed-l6. II,
49,"
"My notions, briefly, regarding the
tariff are that the man who says ne can
tell VOC the ultimate effect upon the
varied Industries OF this country, con-
sIdering both employer and employee,
and their future, not for Two or four
| YEARS. but for q generation, prevail
Gates. IL either party can make votes
by reciting isolated instances OF great
prosperity among manufacturers who
have married wealthy wives aud put the
money into the business, or, on the
other hand, the cases Of manufacturers
who have been compelled 10 shut up os-
tensIhly ON account OF the Mckinley
law, but really because they ala not al
vertfse, let them do so. / rode up from
Atlanta with man who wanted the
dntv OF three dollars retained on pea
nuts. but aside from that wanted aoso-
Int free trade as soon as possible. We
ara "a broad and liberal In our tariff
vIevsa "a we are Ia our religion. We
forget that some constitutions require
,ha heroic treatment while others yield
| % the 0entler methods ane the all pow
erful and all humanizing influences OF
love. we should not be arbitrary ore
nav mr. the other. A man residing 10
the canton OF ConstabIe's Hook lost the
ssle OF A barrel Of lowInecked clans be-
c.nse Of the QuarsntiDe which was In
s,ituted for the protection OF slxty-uve
millions of lives, aud ne made quite !.
little war over 1t, creating . genera
p,n,c ia The country and great Rccn-
sentence to Mr.. A. NJ. Palmer.
1--WE have no more right 70 = ssure
| the great economy OF tse universe by
our little two dollar horizon than We
have 70 establish Law % 40 man
sbaIl be admitted 70 the Sthor's cluo
wbo writes With bis tor Nout We
cannot ell think pike,
ree1on Why xe no. ssc