Omaha daily bee., 1892-02-07
CONNUBI.ILITIES.

The course of true love may never run
smooth, but it gets there just the same
When young man is first married all
the cake his wife makes is ange-cake to him,
no matter what 1t may seem like to other
people.
In ireland Dennis Koorobee died possessed
of IS children, 235 grandchildren and 944
great grandchildren. He had been married
seven times.
She was worth million, and when Her
bert said, "Will you be mine" she answered
mo, Herbert, will not; but you may be
mine If you wish.'
The marriage OF Miss Salie Floyd Jones
of New York and Captain Barnardiston.
grandson of the earl Of Dartmouth, will take
place next June.
When the careful fathers daughters get to
be OF manageable age he Will do well to
take the old timepiece out of the parlor and
put in striking clock.
IL would often be very hard to convince a
young man deeply in love with delightful
girl that the time will ever come when he
will refuse to eat her pie.
The young man in search of wife goes
about looking for an ideal woman. The older
man goes about looking for practical woman
when he wants to wed.
The marriage of Miss Matte E. Mitchell,
daughter of Senator john II. Mitchell of
Oregon, to Francois, due de la Rochefou-
cauld of Paris will take place in Paris Fob
ruary H.
Anxious Parent-Doctor, my daughter ap-
pears to be going blind and she is about to
be married. Doctor-Let her go right on
with the wedding; If anything will open her
eyes, marriage will.
II was bound to marry noblemau or
nothing" remarked an American girl return
ing with foreign husband. ~ guess you
got both" said her father, and he went on
making out check.
The engagement has been announced of
Grace Chandler of Jamaica Plains, NJ Y, to
Robert M. Fullerton of Waltham Miss
Chandler is the daughter of Horace p.
Chandler and a granddaughter of the late
Peleg w. Chandler.
Miss Twitter-I want to ask you something.
MIR. Penn. l hope (blushing) you won't think
me too forward. Steele Penn-Have no
hesitation, Miss Twitter. Miss Twltter-I
broidered, and was wondering if it would
be safe to have the initials of my maiden
name placed on them.
Yorkshire vicar once received the fol-
lowing notice regarding "a marriage from a
parish house, This is to give you notis that
and Miss Jemima Arabeila Brearly is com
in to your church on Saturday afternoon
mex, to undergo the operation of matrimony
at your hands. Please be promp, as the
cab is hired by the hour" The operation"
was performed in due course.
The engagements are announced in New
York of Giraud Foster and Miss Jennie Van
Nest; of W.s X. Bond Emerson and Miss
Maria Holmes Furman, sister of Mrs.
Frank Lazarus; of Mrs. James M. Water
bury and John Furman; of DR.. Sherwood
Dunn of Paris ann Miss Knapp. and of tn @
Baron de Sellierc and Mrs. Charles F.. Liver
more.
AT an electric wedding recently given in
Baltimore series of magic transformations
reminded the guests Of fairy lore. Floods of
| incandescent light, glowing in all the rain bow
colors, filled the rooms as the bride entered,
to the music OF the electric instruments,
| playing wierdly of themselves. like the far
famed organ of German fairy lore that of It's
were in Gods sight well-pleasing. Electrical
wedding belts rang with no hand touching
| them And suddenly, at the feast, the room
was plunged into darkness for moment as
the light flashed out from the wreath on the
| brides head and from the flowers about the
| room. in whose hearts olazed tiny electric
| lamps in globes the tint of the flowers.