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Ceremonious.

Frenchmen are noted for their punc-
tiliousness, but they have no monopoly
of that virtue. A nice sense Of propriety
occasionally crops out in quite unexpect-
ed quarters.
"Pat, ? said the superintendent Of one
Of our New England manufactures. Ego
down to the firms Office and wash the
windows"
Pat presently appeared in the outer
room with his bucket and sponges.
SAN I was tould to wash the windys
In the firms Office" he said to one Of the
clerks.
"All right, that's it right in there,
answered the clerk, pointing to the
door.
"But they're in there" said Pat.
"Oh, never mind, 60 right in.D
But Pat still hesitated. "Faith,s said
he, fan would ye plaze be after goin' in
an inthroducin' meT-Y Youths Com
panion.
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All Experts Use
Royal Baking Powder

Perfect and uniform success in making finest food is
more certain with Royal Baking Powder than with any
other. Use it in every receipt calling tor baking
powder, or of tartar and soda, and the best
results in pure wholesome appetzng food are assured
Experts use it because it adds to their success Phys
clans and Health Officers recommend it because it adds
to the wholesomeness of the food.
MARION HARLAND "Iregard the Royal Baking Powder as
the best in the market Since its Introduction iho my he
I have used no other"
M GoRJU late Chet, Delmonicos New York In my use
Of Royal Baking Powder have found superior to all others
a. FoRTIN CAef White House, for Presidents Arthur and
Cleveland 81 have tested baking powders but Tor hnest
feod none but Royal
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DESIRES TO BEAR TESTIMONY.

Henry Thorne, Travelling Secretary of the
Y. NJ. G. A., writes from Exeter Hall,
Strand, London, February 2, 1883:
81 desire to bear my testimony to the
value of ALLcocK's Porous PLAsTERs. /
have used them for pains in the back and
side arising from rheumatic and other
causes never without deriving benefit from
their application. They are easily applied
and very comforting. Those engaged as
am in public work which involves exposure
to sudden changes of temperature will dc
well to keep supply of ALLcocK's Porous
PLAsTERs in their portmanteaus."
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1892-08-19

This GREAT COUGH CURE, this success
iul CONSUMPTION CURE Is sold by drug,
fists on positive guarantee, test that no othei
Cure can stand successfully. II you have q
COUGH, HOARSENESS or La GRIPPE, Il
viii cure you promptly. If your child has the
GROUP or WHOOpING COUGH, use i
quickly and relief is sure. II you fear CON.
SUMPTION, don'twat until your case Is hope.
less, but take this Cure at once aud receive Inn
mediate help. Large bottles, soc. and sI.oo.
Traveller convenient pocket size 25c. Ask
your druggist for SlIiLolPS CURE. II your
lungs are sore or back lame, use Shiloh's pory
plastere Price. 2yc.
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rhe ronch of sxmpathv.

Some time ago certain woman lost her
little baby. It was her only child, and Of
course the mother thought there never was
and never would be another half SO nice.
And when the little thing breathed its last
she was inconsolable. While the narrator
was at the house neighbor came in, and
precipitating herself into the childless
woman's arms she exclaimed: Poor Mrs.
B, know just how you feel. I've
been through it all myself. Last week
my pet kitten ied!u--Lewiston Journal
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Care Necessary when Buying Mushrooms.

Care Necessary When Buying Mnshr0Oms
One cannot be too careful about buying
mushrooms from gatherers, or from deal
ers who have bought from them, and es-
pecially when mushrooms are very low in
price should care be taken, for. the poison
GUS toadstools are very apt to be mixed IN
with their brothers-the Mushrooms.
Many maintain that the difference is
easily detected, even by an amateur, but
have taken these statements with grain
Of salt ever since an employee Of mush-
room grower told me that he had picked
them professionally in England for years,
but that he would not wager on his ability
to always tell the difference between mush-
rooms and toadstools. New York Tele-
gram
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How.s THIS ?

We offer One Hundred Dollars reward for any
case OF catarrh that cannot be cured by taking
Halls Catarrh Cure.
F.J. CHENEY u CO.. Props, Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned, have known Cheney
for the last fifteen years, and believe him per.
feet honorable In all business transactions and
financially able to cary out any obligations
made by their firm. WEST 4 TRuAX,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, ..
WALDING, KINNAN 4 MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, y.
Halls Catarrh Cure IL taseu internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces Of
the system. Testimonials sent free. Price, 10
cents bottle. Sold by all druggists.
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why an East wind Afrects some.

The discomfort acutely felt by some per-
sons during east winds probably arises
from the poison that ought to have been
got rid Of by the skin, but owing to the
closing Of the pores has been thrown back
into the system. Popular Science Monthly.
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An optinaist.

Jennie (mournfuily) Just look at our
lovely green grass. Surely, when the
snow comes, it win all die and wither.
Charlie Never mind, dear. Look on
the bright side of things. OF course 1t
willIdie. But that will be our lawn fate
-Pittsburg Bulletin. ...as..-.
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AnAches relieved .

Headache, toothache, backache, or most
any joint ache will be relieved by heating
the feet thoroughly with the shoes oa.--
New York Journal.
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RUPrUnr AND PILES CURED.

We positively cure rupture, piles and all rec.
tai diseases without pain or detention from busi.
ness, No cure, no pay. Also all Pripaie dis
eases. Address for pamphlet Drs. PorteTiield d
Losey, S3S Market street, San Francisco.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1892-08-19

For throat diseases, coughs, colds, etc.
effective relief is found in the use o
"Brow,.'s Bronchial Troches." Sold only IL
boxes. % cents
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August. 4! ]
Flower

~ am Post Master here and keep
a Store. Ihave kept August Flower
for sale for some time. think 1t Is
a splendid medicine" E. A. Eond,
P. NJ, Pavilion Centre, N. Y.
The stomach is the reservoir.
If it fails, everything fails. The
liver, the kidneys, the lungs, the
hear, the head, the blood. the nerves
all go wrong. If you feel wrong,
t2ok to the stomach fire.. Put that
right at once by using August
Flower. II assures good appetite
and good digestion. Q
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1892-08-19

woman always locks under the bed for q
man. A man goes cut between acts 10 look ioI
htxr.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1892-08-19

man may run into debt, but he seldom
comes out at anything faster than walk.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1892-08-19

Itisa wise railroad stock that knows It's own
par.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1892-08-19

.what is so rare as steak well done2" said the
June poet sadly 10 himself IN he contemplated
the ili.cOoked meat.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1892-08-19

Old Gold and Silver Bought; send your old Colo
and Silver by mall 10 the old and reliable house Of
Coleman n Third street, gsn Ffanosco; Will send b,
return mail the cash according 70 assay: tho amount
e mot aatlafaetofy viii return gold.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1892-08-19
A needy scomdn

a needy sooman
the one who's overworked, nerv-
ous, and debilitated. What she
needs is DR.. Pierce's Favorite Pre-
scription. It's made exactly to fit
her case --an invigorating, restora-
tive tonic, and a soothing and
strengthening nervine, giving tone
and vigor to the whole system. But
it isn't q mere stimulant. It's q
legitimate medicine, that an expe-
rienced physician has carefully pre-.
pared, for woman's ailments. All
the functional arrangements, chronic
weaknesses, and painful disorders
peculiar to the sex, are corrected
and cured by it.
And because it's certain remedy,
it can be made q guaranteed one.
If it fails to give satisfaction, in any
case, you have your money back.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1892-08-19

1t Is rather hard 10 exactly define the nick ol
time, but Satan 10 certainly the Nick OF eternity
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1892-08-19

Use Enameline stove Polish; no dust, no smell.
Condon globe. (Condon, Gilliam Co., Or.) 189?-1919, 1892-08-19

The best pill costs less than any
other. Costs less, but does more.
They're smaller, too, and easier to
take. DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets
are the best pills. They regulate
perfectly the liver, stomach, and
bowels.
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A Remipiscence.

In the state archives at Albany is :
bill of expenses incurred by Abraham
Lincoln in Albany while on his way to
Washington to be inaugurated as presi-
dent of the United States, which shows
that at least his suite were very patriotic
if not demonstratiye in their celebra-
tion of Washington's birthday.
The bill was as follows:
DELEvAs HOUSE, Albany Feb. q, 1861.
The state Of New York,
To T. Rosellc & Son.
One days board of Hon. A. Lincoln and
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ONE ENJOYS

A&N NV
Both the method and results when
Syrup Of Figs ID taken; il is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acta
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
tenn effectually, dispels colds, head.
,ches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation permanently. For sale
in Soc and 81 bottles by all druggists
CALIFORNIA F7C syrup co.
SAN FRANCISCO. oAi.
LOUISVILLE. kK REW YORK. M
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-11-07
PERSONAL.


GEN. RICHTER, confidential secretary and ad-
wiser Of the Russian emperor, is German by
/ birth and q very devout Lutheran. He has been
seriously i'll lately.
! ERAsTUs 7. BEADLE, who made fortune by
! the dime novels to which he gave his name, has
| been nominated for congress in the New York
! Twenty-irst district
| HENRY Fl. FOWLER president of the local
| board of London, says that no quarantine would
keep out cholera unless it should be strict
enough to ruin commerce.
PROF. G. N. LANE, Harvard's learned Latin
teacher, used to keep comic almanac in his
desk to regale and refresh his mind ia the in
teryals between recitations.
POPE LEO is poet of the Virgilian school He
writes In Latin verse with great facility and a
volume of his poems in that language is ex-
pected TO be made public shortly.
DR.. EDWARD EVERETT HALE has step so
quick and voice so vigorous that not seeing
him one would never suspect that he was
Whlte-hared man over 70 years of age.
A NEW JERSEY judge has immortalized HIM
self by ruling that when a young man and
woman kiss each other or walk arm in arm in
pubic 1t shall be taken as an adm ssiOn that
they are engaged to be married. The Judge is
not candidate for reelection this fall, FORUM
ately for him.
GUY DE mAUPASsANT, the insane French nov
elist. grows neither better nor worse. 1t is re-
ported by his medical attendants that he
usually eats with a capital appetite, has good
digestion, sleeps well, and, apart from periods
or nervous disturbance, seems to lead the life
of happy child
HENRY B. RYDER, the United States consul at
Copenhagen, who has just been sentenced to a
year and half's Imprisonment, comes from an
excellent family, which feels the disgrace keen
~. Ex-Nice Consul General Tlghman, whose
post OF duty was Berlin. was at last accounts in
an English prison. having been convicted of
forgery at Manchester These are the only
cases for quite number of years of conviction
or United States consular officers of criminal
otfenses.
&AIER MARINER. the French academician,
who died recently, was fond of quiet and soli-
tude, and had simple lasts. For the last twenty
years he was vegetarian, or rather a hater Of
flesh, feeding only on eggs and salads, washed
down with little wine and water. 1t was per
haps this sobriety which helped him to attain to
the ripe age of 81, for he was not
naturally robust When he grew too Infirm to
walk his wheel chair used to take him about to
the second hand book stalls, which he was
fond of visiting.
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AS to the Gallagher Case.

The republican managers did the demo-
Gratis good service when they induced the
President to exhibit such sudden aud in
tense interest in the case OF DR.. Gallagher,
the Brooklyn physician now languishing in
an English prison. He has been in jail
something ike nine years, yet it was only
within eight days Of the election that the
Republican party awoke to the fact that he
is an American citizen tof Irish BIRTH who,
without that due process of law guar
anteed to every freeman, had been de-
prived OF his liberty. The administration
had the matter brought to its attention by
the democratic House at the last session of
congress. Early in last July Representa-
tive Andrew, a democrat from Massachu-
sets, reported from the committee on
foreign affairs resolution requesting the
state department to investigate the cause Of
DR.. Gallsgher's Imprisonment, as a pre-
hminary to securing his release il certain
allegations in his favor were found to be
true. The resolution went through the
House with rush and was sent to the state
department where il was, presumably,
pigeonholed for future reference. The
future reference" made TO it came out
few days ago in the shape of bid for the
Irish vote.
AS mentioned, Dr. Gallagher has been in
jail something like nine years. During the
early part Of Mr.. Cleveland's administra-
ton he made strong efforts to secure his re-
lease, together with other political prisoners.
But his request was denied by the English
government. This administration has been
in power three years, consequently neither
the Gallagher case nor the administration are
new. Yet the administration has heretofore
taken no step to investigate the case and Sc
cure justice for the imprisoned American.
On the other hand, it is SAID that Secretary
Blaine insulted delegation which called
upon him to inquire In regard to this gov
ernment's action looking to the release Of
IrishAmerican political prisoners in Great
Britain. Furthermore it will be
remembered that when Secretary
Foster was in Europe last summer, SO
far from working for the release of the i'm
prisoned men, or seeking the good will of
the race whose votes he would now like to
have for his party, he referred to Irishmen
as Flannel mouthed, >" or ''olam-mouthed.
AS far as DR.. Gallagher and the other
men in prison are concerned, It is to be
hoped that justice may be done them, even
II the Republican party should get the
credit But it is well enough to note what
the parties have done for them, and how
they did it. Thinking Irishmen will draw
their own conclusions.
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1t would not be surprising il some trouble
should occur in New York city tomorrow.
Both sides appear to anticipate som ething
out Of the ordinary. The army OF deputy
marshals under Jacobus and Davenport and
the 5000 deputy sherifs appointed by Sheriff
German may come into conflict, owing to
the difference in the instruction issued 70
them, in which case there would probably
be big row. That is a possibility. On the
other hand the probability is that the oper-
atoms Of Jacobus aud Davenport have been
more IN the nature Of bluffs than anything
else, and that only sporadic and personal
difficulties will occur to mar the day.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-11-07
She Was Satisfied.

She had boarded the narrow gauge train at
Seventh street, Oakland, bound for San Fran
cisco, says the San Francisco Call It,was evil
and uncertainties of travel ana meant to run no
risks.
rs the drawbridge open?" she asked of the
brakeman as he hurried through the train
cant tell TILL we get to First street, ma'am, -
was the reply
Wei, brakeman, if the bridge is open want
you to let me know, so | can get out the train.
Now, mind you remember"
Yes, ma am, and the man hurried on
Inc tram had crossed the bridge and was well
appeared.
Have we reached the bridge yet?" demanded
the sophisticated lady traveller
We are beyond the bridge, ma'am"-the man
was smillngly courteous.
Why DIDN'T you tell mel We might all 20 to
destruction without you trainmen taking the
trouble to warn us. Was it closely"
open"
Very we'll I'm glad we're over but engi-
neers are so reckless | always keep sharp
Just then the conductor came through and
she bought ticket to the city and return. He
punched 1t according to the custom and passed
on. In a moment she called him:
Conductor! Q, conductor! Look here -
The man of tickets returned to her side. Con
ductor!' she demanded, why are there two
holes punched IN this ticket?''
"Company's ORDERS"
But want to know why" imperatively,
Those holes, madam, are so that we will
know the ticket when we see it again, " was
the grave response
20, see. " and the wary passenger subsidized
once more, perfectly satisfied with the valuable
| information she had gained
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The Corn-Cob Pipe.
s. Q. Lapirss in Farm and Ftreside.

8. Q. Lapitls in Farm and Ffreside.
O, you people, wat thinks that the market an
news
Is enough fer a brain to contain,
An that fellers that wras'e to harness the
muse
Re wastin' Their talents in vain:
wy, you'll lose the crabapple expression you
wear
An yer hearts II grow maller an ripe.
If you'll only examine this poem with care
Through the smoke of corn-cob pipel
Fer.I'm sure that view o. poetic instink's
Croppn' out in the hearts o. mankind
An the. poet jest writes wat the rest Of US
thinks
Bout the beauties o. matters an mind;
But theirs mortals so blinded by greed and by
gam
That they look fer gold dollars in type,
Yet the cobwebs II h1at from Their eyes an
Their brain
With the smoke from a corn cob pipe.
Wen a locust'sa whettn' his wire edged voice
On the haze of a hot summer day,
Wen the wheat is all gethered an people
rejoice
That the mows re a-burstin' with hay;
With my book an my pipe then jest loll about
In the shade of a beech r an oak
An put all VeXatlOnS an sorrOws to rout-
With smell o the fragrant smoke
o. there's nothin' ii smooth the rough edge O.
life
An remove the sharp corners o. fate;
An there's nothin' II Danish the pizons o. strife
r extract the strong acid O. hate,
Like Whit o. terbacker smoke rightly applied :
For it soothes ev>ry spasm an gripe
An the best way to use that's ever been
tried
Is to smoke in a corn.cob pipel
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-11-07
A Cold-Blooded Lazy Lord

A correspondent, writing of the late Lord
Strathnairn, says he was the most indolent
lackadaisical, languid person who ever dawdled
along Piccadilly.
When he was devastating Central India. win
ming the splendid victories that immortalized
his name, he was SO lazy that he could not be
got TO dictate the dispatches recording his own
trlumphs, says the Sheffield TELEGRAPH
|. Months elapsed before these documents could
be extracted from him, and then they were
brief and meager to the last degree
One day. when Sir Hugh Rose he was enter.
| tanning "a gallant company to dinner during the
crisis Of the mutiny.
With the utmost sang froid he was delightine
those near him with one of his best anecdotes
In the middle of 1t his orderly entered and
after salutiug, exclaimed: I'VE have Captured
200 rebels, sir"
To him the general turned and, with that ele-
CANT courtesy of manner on which he prided
| himself, serenely replied
THANK you, sergeant"
But the man still remained,
Again interrupting his chief he said: ''But
what are we to do with them, sir?'
TO-" replied Sir Hugh. with a soft smile
hang them, of COURSE" and he resumed his
| anecdote.
In a little while Sir Hugh was again inter.
rupJed in the middle Of another story by the
sergeant, who came in and said "Please, sir,
we've hanged the lot, sir. "
The general turned, bowed slightly. and in
| the sweetest manner lisped: Thanks Sergeant
very many thanks, " and then went on with his
anecdOte, as if nothing had happened.
This story came to the ears of the queen and
she was so angry that it nearly cost Sir Hugh
his peerage.
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BRIGHT BITS

A TRYING ADMoNITIoN She Dust after &C
cepting him)-Don't look so tenderly happy.
Can't you manage TO wear some other express
sion for a little while? Those men over there
are Watching us, and If you don't stop l sha'n't
have another proposal this year.-Princeton
Tiger.
TERRIBLEl- Arthur Diggs My mythology
says that the Minotaur used TO eat a young
maiden for breakfast every morning in the laby-
rinth of Minos. l wonder why he always went
off into deep sleep?
Charley Riggs-BecauSe he was overcome by
the lass he chewed, guess-Pucl..
TEAcHER-Johnny Cumso, you may answer
TINS question: II one man does piece Of work
in five days, and another man does the piece of
work in three days, in how many days can they
do it working togetherY
Johnny-Please, mann, I'm not very well in
formed on the labor question.-HGrper'S BdzGr.
AN EDITOR who is friendly TO Harrison says
that the President is bothered with office-seek-
ers, ami the nuisance has become intolerable
Harrison should initiate Bridget. The lady OF
the house said: Bridget, this dust on the furni-
ture is intolerable What shall / do about it."
do as / do, marin; pay no attention to it,"
TerGs SIfttnQS.
Miss ELDER-Well, maintain that women
can do anything that men can.
Mr.. Gazzam--O, no. The auctioneer's bust
ness is one women cannot go into.
Miss Elder-Nousense She'd make every bit
as good an auctiOneer as a man.
Mr.. Gazzam-Just imagine an unmarried wo-
man getting up before a crowd and excaming
'Now, gentleman, all want is an offer. - Ydn-
kee Blade.
"THE evidence against you in this case" said
the judge, clearly convcts yen of the crime Of
bigamy. The jury has sentenced you to four
years in the peuitentary, and am bound to
add that fully concur in the verdict. Have
you anything to say why sentence should not
be passed upon your"
''Nothin', judge answered the prisoner pen
itently. -Four years is about right, reckon
I've got four wives. "-ChtcdgO Tribune.
YOUNG LAwYER-I really feel proud at the
way have come out of my first case 1t was
claim against the government, you know, and
won and secured settlement in less than
week. What do you think of that?
Old lawyer think you have wasted q grand
have made that case last A iifetime and n
would have been the foundation of an independ-
ent fortune.-B1ston Transcript.