The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1892-02-11
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the fact that you talk too much.
1.-THE tongue is an unruly member.
and there are 5000 languages in the
world to sass back in.
- Reducing the cotton acreage will
not affect the supply of yarns spun by the
country store loafer.
- The police of New York city found
and restored to their parents 3,12S Lost
children during 1891.
= What measures are you taking to
stop that cough? Let US suggest De
Wits Cough and Consumption Cure. 1T
is infallible. Wilhite Wilhite.
Almost every man in the world says
he can't help his peculiarities, but ne
will not admit that his neighbor can't
help his.
= The constitution of Ohio gives the
Governor no veto power, distinction
enjoyed by no other State save Rhode;
Island.
- Reports from Idaho say that the
snow storms of Idaho we're very severe
upon the cattle--the most fatal for 9
number of years. Many of the herders
have lost half their stock.
- Our experience covers many ills,
many pills and many bills. Our ills are
smaller, our pills are smaller and our bile
are smaller when we use De Wits Littls
Early Risers. Wilhite e. White.
Some men who are too lazy to work,
and too proud to beg, and consider them.
selves too honest to steal, don't seem to
mind buying on credit when they have
no earthly prospect of paying the debt
81 had to be away from school yes.
terday," said Tommy. "You must bring
an excuse" said the teacher. "Who
from ?" "Your father" "He amt no.
good at making excuses ma catches him.
every time"
Don't plant any oats, let the stock
prune your fruit trees, plant your best
land in cotton, buy things on credit,
chaw fiat tobacco, drink bust head licker,,
continue to scratch poor mans head
and cuss the monopolists.
You may cough and cough and cough
and cough and cough, but you Will not II
you take De Wits Cough and Consump-
ton Cure. Nilhite & Wilhite.
- That the New Jersey crank who
advertised that he would give ten-acre
farm, $500 and team to any man who
would marry his daughter, has only re-
cei7ed 5000 offers, shows that the young
men are not keeping their eyes open for
business opportunities.
- One of the great attractions OF the
Chicago exposition will be an orchestra
of 400 pianos arranged in pyramid and
played by single pianist. By the use
of an electrical contrivance these 400
pianos will sound all together.
"A trial convinces the most skepticaA
Carefully prepared, pleasant to the taste,
D6. w lIGS COuHu RsAOAH O1NS
is q valuable remedy. Wilhite & Wilhite.
Recent experiments have shown
that in the dog and the cat, as we'll as in
the rabbit, the removal of more than
three-fourihs of the liver is not followed
by serious consequences, and that the
organ regains its weight within thirty
six days
- Such help as re can give each other
in this world is debt to each other, and
the man who perceives superiority or q
capacity is a subordinate, and neither
confesses nor assists it, is not merely 9
withholder of kindness, but the commit.
ter of injury.
can honest pill is the noblest work
of the apothecary." Dc Wits Little
Early Risers cure constipation, bilious
ness and sick headache. Wilhite d Viii
hite.
- A great obstacle to the manufacture
of lead pencils will soon arise in the scar.
city of soft cedar wood. At present the
wood used in all the lead pencils in the
world comes from Florida, and that sup
ply is expected to be exhausted in i've
years.
- The Iowa farmers are still harvest
ing their corn. Farmer Wheeler, whom
Boies defeated for Governor in November,
has nearly one thousand acres to gathe1.
His corn crop for the year will almost
reach one hundred thousand bushels, so
the pangs Of political disaster are some
what mitigated in Farmer Wheeler's
case.
1t is an established fact that De Wits
little Earlv Riser's have an enormous
sale, and why? Simply because they are
nlesant in taking and happy in results: A
Bill il for the multitude. Wilhite q WIhite.
- The tools used by blacksmith OF
the present day are almost Identical with
those used in the same trade over 30o
years ago. In book on Mining" pub
lished at Basle, Switzerland, in 1867, one
of the illustrations represents black
smith shop, in which the anvil, hammer
and topps looks like the tools still found
in every shop.
"A North Carolina tourist in Cubs had
his watch stolen on the street. In less
than two hours q police judge had SEN
fenced the robber to three years impris-
onmept. He also awarded the North
Carolinisn twenty. three dollars damages
for the injury sustained by his watch in
the struggle for its possession and order
ed the convict to work it out. This beats
American justice.
Ignorance of the merits of De Wits
Little Early Risers is a misfortune. These
little pills regulate the liver, cure head
ache. dyspepsia, bad breath, constipation
ond Iilionsncss. Wilhite & Wilhite.
One of our physicians recently re.
ceived the following letter from country
nbvsician "Dear dock hav pashunt
whose physical sines shoes that the win
nine was liberated of, and his lungs has
d,onned intoo his stummick. Heis una.
bal to swallow and 1 feer his stummick
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