New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-03-21
THE TALK or THE DAY.

SeasOnablc Notice All dealers In weather securities,
calamity items, Oldest Inhabitants, prophets. seers and
Farmer Dunn, please take notice Now l. your last
chance to excellent bargains In seasonabe COM
modoes at lowest rates. March will 10 day throw on the
bargain counters regare,s Of first cost any tse in
value owing To the Mckinley bill all winters stock.
A general clearing out Will be made. snows'orms.
assorted halls IA prime article. thaws with patent
adjustable springs northeast winds, western eighd1y
gales (warnnted not run down warp. and first
rate article I'm Dakota billiards. the only genuine
goods Of the kiad In tho market. secured NJ great
cost and kept I'm cold storage expressly for early
spring TRACE All Of these goods and others too
numerous 10 mention the best n their Kind domestic
or imported. going for "A s,ne. Indeef, many %
them are literal cveaway..- ice. made nv the most
improved natural processes, I'm quantities 10 suit.
VIII be found an excellent buffer I'm dealing with
local manufacturers. These gods ara strictly first
class-each and all having tho lion brand. Ladies
are respectfully requested 10 examine the stock Il
crccuscs snowdrop,, spring beauties. lverwort ard
the newest thing ont IN maple buds. There VIII be
found In tic showcases varieties of pussy Willows an
entirely distinct article from Mr. Dolphs stock 81 cats.
Business, men editors and the head ~ the street
Cleaning Department requested 10 examine ths
new supply Of south winds with ruin borders, alo
favorable wheat reports and kilograms regarding ths
early opening Of navigation. YER snall percentage
II the hst mentioned founded On facts. and VIII
form novel feature Of the exhibit New maple
sigar the pure article manufactured from coffee A.
seasoned with maple chip,-wil rm IN attraction Tor
The children. Lamb In all shapes. especially suited 10
stock operations. will mark the display OF rev goods
70 which March calls your attention Come one, como
all. Eight O'Clock sharp!
In those fool DAYS Their. Is lt,c announcement to
p Sg "n"ble people viii soon come I,
hate him simply because 81 the riyins that The Minnie
hammer, make over hln.--'io,ton Transcript
Boston people KY that they can always pot New
Workers I'm the Boston theatres from their iHbit OK
referring e. the actresses a. real cute
There Is an error Of - 80 IN this Dil you sent
me the other day .,,.,. . 49,. mia
eseT have %,R made no error in the calculation
hut there Is mistake Of ~ - In the bll, az
by George I'm not going be blufed out Of H." -.
M dear sir we have To- 60 by by, The . meter r,.a
down 10 your house 10 hook nj IT. A..
You don't 60. by the meter That's where the
as we'll as YOU anybody else can. and kept track
Of It last month for my own satisfaction .A L..
And yOu lind We cbaie ed yOu 20 - u" mueh LAST
No SIR You have charged me ~ IS TO little
Ringing the telephone bell violcntlyl-~ send q
policeman here quick! There's mailman az
large Chicago Tribune.
Tho Wild West show has collapsed In London,
largely IT IS said. because It had ceased to DO either
wild, west or n show.
Teacher Mary What Is your last name' . :.
will be ,mith.-treNas sifungs.
The Rev W. T.. smith, pastor Of the Central Pres
bytcran Church Of Francisco. Is doing FOR thae
city very much what DR.. ParIhurst Is doing Tor New
York lie preached a sermon sunday before last en-
fitted PEEPS Into He'll the Dark side OF san Fran
cisco in which he gave terrible. though true. picture
OF the neither side Of life in san Francisco. he
especially arragned the police and the lower courts
fol permitting this state Of affairs To continue and
declared that the only remedies were an honest and
outspoken press and untrammelled fearless pulpit
Mrs .plicer-It Is 80 strange 10 that you men
can change 81 During oourtShp YOU think a woman
perfect, but after marriage all her Charms suddenly
vanish. e., ~,
MIR splicer-Why do YOU say lyon men, Non
go shopping and go Wild over piece ~ dress so"S,
When Won get il home you find l. not the thing ater
all. Things hook 80 much more attractive beio" pur.
chase YOU know. than they do after you get them
home Boston Transcript.
The Government has Just paid claims Tor beet
sugar b)unties amounting Ia S21j.i0i. distributed
As follows Nebraska. S52,974; California. si39.o34
and Utah, S2l. sos.
Preferred the Fine-Iohn O'RTieu before Justice
Wallace IN the ThirtShftst 81. police court yesterday
morning charged with drunkenness.
r" Have you told your wife ahOIt this - inquired
the judge ,,n..
"Wcll | will fine YOU 80 said his Honor, - ara
will suspend the fine providing YOU tel your WIG
all about II. viii you do IT."
O'Brcn east n sorrowful look AT te Judge. slrigged
his shoulders and with mournfu shake Of his head.
said -
..wcll. I guess. Judge You had better let the fine
stand. You don't know my wife
Tho fine suspended Chicago lnter-ocean.