Deseret evening news. [volume] (Great Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1867-1920, 1892-02-09
DIDN'T nlss MUCH.

Interesting Comments ou the Nows 90
Day by q Woman with No Glasses
Tho man on tho scat ahead Of her was
reading u newspaper, and after getting
nettlod in the midst Of her parcels end
bundlcs aud RECALLING herself with a
pinch Of Scotch snun, sho leaned for
ward aud said.
.I don't git much timc 70 ropl tho pa .
pers nowadays, but allus like 20 hear
what's goin on. Is there any nowa in
pcrtick.1r"
,,Nn,hiug very exciting" he replied,
M no si1cl her MP out Of tho corner OF
Nj. owe. "Haro's an item about a vito
killing her husband"
"shoo How'd sho do itr
"With an AK
"I.aw met Wall, sho probably STOOD
Il and stood 1t until size couldn't stand
Il no moro. It's awful how some nus.
bands do carry on. Anything ciseF
"IIcro'8 an item about womnn M this
state who drove hor husband 10 suicide
by nagsing him"
"shool .Iost kept iawin and complain.
IA from mornin Till night, l suppose und
he finally got 20 tired that ho took
pilany
mo. he hung himself
"Nynil. | don't blame her mito. He
was probably shiftlc-s and lazy. and Il
fpiit her temper 10 see things goin down
hill. sholl have q chance now to gi1
married to bytter man.
"Aud here's case ho continued, as
he pretended to read, "of wife and
mother who ran away from home with u
tin poddlor, leaving o husband aud sew
ural children behind
"shool DOES it give the perticldorsf
"It anys sho Is supposed to be a list,
e highty Ia her head
"Wnn, she amt a bit tlighty. SHE
{ done lest right. / know purity nigh how
II was. She had al her homework 10 do
aud thom young iuns TO take kecr Of, au'
tho husband was probably hndin iaul
T all tho timo on top o that. She lta
s shaved and shaved till she couldn't siav,
0 ns more Some folks think woman cn
Q bear everything, but they can't 'spos
b the youngest child was purity smulli'
4 "Only seven months Old
"Wall, she probably hated 10 leave II
i but It would have been woancd In
u couple Of months anyhow, and the fathe
@ kin bring 1t up On u bottle. ltll serv
y him right II IT squalls half tho TINT
s Anything else"
/ "why, notice that q woman has jui
l. married her fifth husband, AID ism
y fifty years old yet. Her noighbors Al
IL NJ Indignant that they talk Of drivin
IA her away
ID "I.al Got her fifth, chr Wall, IL
III was that woman the nayburs might tai
III and blow and DO hanged TO en-. ain
c; hi,y years old, nithor, and I'm a-liv
at with my fourth, and don't koor how 500
in he goes, was powerfully deceived
"a HIM"
DO DO you sny that you'd marry again
Is he should diOf
N. "Sartin, and | wouldn't wait over +
ial months, either. Some folks think u "
It man has no rights, bat sho has, and 81,
en- d fool " sho don't assert en-
lot This mny interest you,' snid I
IN man, as he turned tho paper over. Ct
he st. Louis doctor declares that the feet
ok women aro gradually hut surely gro
ho ing larger, and that in the next III
ter years TO como every ono of thcm "
rs, want No. Shoe
nd "shool Ho says that, does he"
rs "Yos'm."
mo sand hos DOCTOR"
ful "Yes'm."
Tho "wall, he hain't told no startlln ne'
zen I've been wcarin No. rs over since y
ow n gal sixteen years old, and I've got
smallest foot OF any woman IA our to-
III ~ 1t Is. 1 did feel kinder sorry who
my diskivorcd that I'd left my spectacles
for tho ldtchon clock shelf at home but
till thate all tho news tho papers kin r.
rs ! up guess | hain't missed no,hins'
and Now York World.