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Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-23
MUST WEAR A TAG
Only Decorated Reporters Viii
Be Allowed
TO GO INSIDE THE FIRE LIMITS
The Board OF Police Cannot Confer Police
Authority On Employees OF the
Board of Health.

Acting President Loettergart presided
ut the meeting Of the board OF police
and IRE commissioners yesterday after
noon. Commissioner Bender, Whitley
and the chairman were present.
A representative Of the Municipal
Fire Alarm & Police Slgnal company OF
Massachusetts Was also present. On
notion of Commissioner Whitney he
was requested TO present proposition
10 the board for several of their i'm
proved mountaineering ire alarm
boxes. Adopted.
Fire Marshal LEMON. in his report,
suggested that the annual supply OF
coal for the different engine houses
and also oats and hay be procured for
the ensuing year. On motion OF Mr..
Bender ne Was instructed 10 supply the
boari with an estimate OF the quantity
OF fuel now on hand at the different
houses, that an estimate OF amount
needed may be made.
Superintendent Eastman presented
his report and explained that the board
Of health had had many complaints
regarding sewers and alleys, and PRIOR
to this Time several policemen had
been detailed to attend the work. The
board of health says it could overlook
this work were several Of its men given
the power OF police constables. Is was
the opinion Of the board that II was
impossible for It to give such power to
the employees of the board OF health.
The matter was referred to Commis-
sioner Bender to consult with tie city
attorney. The report of Superiutend-
eut Eastman contained little OF import
ance.
Men That w ish Positions.
The following petitions from those
desiring positions IN the lre depart
ment were received and placed on file:
John c. Krupp. Jake krupp as lad
derman and Dennis Hayes as driver.
A petition was received from the resi-
dents of Clancy street, asking that .
patrolman be placed between East
Bridge street and the d., q. II. q NJ.
c rossIng. Placed on file.
Bids were received from the Western
Electric company. Standard Under
ground Cable company and the
Okonite company for furnishing the
city with $50 feet of No. 25 conductor
cable, 987 feet of No. Is conductor
cable and 1926 feet of single cable.
Referred to committee on property.
James ]. Atkinson. police court stem
ographer, asked for an Office in the new
building. Referred to committee on
building.
perintendent Eastman reported in
favor of purchasing the Lynch mutt
anklets and wristlets for the purpose of
restraining insane persons. Referred
to committee on property.
Commissioner Bender, to whom the
matter had been referred, reported
favorably in restoring TO Patr0lman
Samuel McColloch the amount of fines
imposed ON him In 1887. Adopted.
Accounts Ordered Paid.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-23

william Lees. who was injured at
wenona Beach by diving on July 4,
died from the effects OF his injones-
A l0-year-old con OF L. b. Newcomb
was thrown from . horse at Pierson
and received injuries which may prove
fatal.
William Hiidreth Of Hiilsdale fell
out OF = sccond-stovy window. while
walking in his sleep. and received in
ternal injuries.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-23

Several lumbermen from West vir-
GINA are in aud around Clare hiring
men to 90 there to work IN pine campo,
as the natives of that section are not
up in the numbering business like the
Wolverines. They are otfe ring trans
portation and $50 . month.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-23

FROM the applications for spsce al
ready filed Grand Rapids viii unques-
tionabIy tie we'll represented At the
worlds fair. Nearly all the leading
manufacturers in the city will have
their products on exhibition.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-23

Readers az THE HERALD Isasfsg
- On for a oattsx or fsr thssr vHeAties
ssa have me paper ssnt 90 any address
IA tiss stats Gated ssatsss by leaving
ssdsr ssadsax notice By postal card. ar
~ eaIiing up Isfephoas No. 53f-
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-23

Johannus Homnei. 1, ensero coiitis.
Fulton street eemetery; iucretss
orenea. 1, cerstsitis, areenwood Gene
iery.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-23

NOTHING but favorable comment is
heard in regard TO President Harrison's
appointment Of Andrew ID. White as
IN inister TO Russia.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-23

"soME are born great. some achieve
greatness and SOME have greatness
thrust upon them." and IL is evident
that the upper peninsula has . good
share of sill of them.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-23

IT is said that Mr.. Frick seldom
smiles. II Mr.. Friek has any conscience
he could hardly be expected 70.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-23

soxErHISs about The upper PENN
suls almost suggests the idea that Il is
located "a OHIO.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-23

CrrY water 10 pretty thoroughly
boiled these dsys bsfore 10 u pumped
ost Of the river.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-23

wAsHn6ros, July 22--For Lower
Michigan: Generally fair; south winds,
warmer Ia southeastern portion.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-23

Liberals vii play three eornet solos
this sfsernoon and three thss evening
at the AXE. Sufficient extra ears sill
Re qua on % carry the crowd comfort
abr.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-23

Nv there is anything tns upper PENN
.uls forsos TO ask for Il should be- gwen
another chance.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-23

The following reedsoss Of Michigan
reg,ssered ~ leading ketels Yesterday !.
Classudon-usufy HAinss, Hsiis1aie,
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-23

THAT enterpr;sinR body, the board Of
police and fire commissioners, proposes
to furnish the local reporters with
badges which will grant them ad-
mission within the police lines 1T fires.
The idea is . good one and will be ap-
preciated by every conscientious news
gatherer that has been driven away
from = burning building by an over
Jealous policeman. II to this there
shall also be added the privilege to
ride in the police patrol wagon to dis
tant fires the reporters will affirm that
the police board is tho wisest and
greatest body OF officials in the city.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-23

a OH O. The GARFIELD House Causes .
Blaze.
Fire Vas discovered issain9 from .
bod IN the Garfield HOUSE, on Island
street yestssdsy afternoon and an alarm
sss turned la from hox a TIN de-
psFtnent esflnanishsd the taAzs altar
a he'd damaged the eoussnss u shs
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-23

Parties desiring rnE aEaALD served
ss thss< ssMss e1a secure IA BY psssai
card req zsss. order thrsaxh IsisPhsa~
10 331 whsTs dsisssxy 10 irregular.
pIs~ss make iamsaiArs complaint ~ the
sukes
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-23

Sometimes the Washington cares
pondents get IN some delicate shafts Of
satire as 10 the case In the following
taken from q last nights dispatch:
Senator PETER. the bownlskered freak
from Kansas. rather prides himself on
MS oratorial powers. Wherein be does
not materially differ from several
other members OF the upper house, al
mosr as bad as no. He may be con-
sldered some pumpkins IN the Kansas
wilds, but in the senate his ability is at
low ebb. He made q speech yes
terdAy afternoon. When he arose,
the chamber Was fairly filled.
In ten minutes ne had an audi
ence on the floor of exactly seven.
One was Senator Paddock, who was In
the cnair and couidn't get away; an
other was old Captain Bsssett, the as
slst2nt doorkeeper, who sat a-nodding
IN his distant corner; not far away sat
Senators Mitchell and Kyle. engaged in
earnest confab. and on the other side
of the chamber Senators Bate and
Pugh were listening to . story which .
member OK the lower house was telling
them. The only senator who was
paying any attention to PETER was
Senator Chandler. He sat directly in
front OF the orator and never took his
eyes on him. He was trying to hypno-
TIE nim.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-07-23

CENSUS bulletin No. 1872, relating to
homicide, is one of the most elaborate
prepared. 1t shows that of s., 239 pris-
oners in the United States June l,
1880. the number charged with
homicide was 1885 or S.97 per cent.
Omittlng thirty-five who were charged
with double crimes, 6.95S of them were
men ana 1893 were women. Asto color.
4.42s we're white, 2,73S negroes, ninety
four Chinese, ninety-two Indians and
one Japanese. The per cent of homi-
eide committed BY native white people
Is about 1914, with 1885 credited to
the foreign element. In respect to age
prisoners charged with homicide range
from IL to SO years. One-sixth of them
are under "a years and moro than half
are under 50 years Of age, 90 it would
seem that homicidsl tendencies develop
early.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-19

make the Gladstone ministratiou
fruitful of advantage,
The ministry starts on friendly re
latlons with the French republic.
There has been for long time u feel
ing Of irritation In France toward the
Salisbury government, really arising
from the attitude Of England toward
the triple alliance but expressed foi
the most part with reference to Egypt.
Mr. Giadstono's government cannot
very soon u AT all, change the English
policy Ia Egypt, but IL can possibly
offer France some aid In furtheriug a
scheme dear to the hearts Of at leas'
two generations Of Frenchmen,
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-19
is A fonrloN MlNisrrr.
sid ohsruet and uls Efforts to save tn
suitan's Declining Pswor.

sid ohsruet and uls Efforts to save tn,
suitan's Declining Pswor.
SID Gharnet is tho Minister Of For
cigu Affairs OF his rapidly declining
majesty, Muley Hsssau, Sultan Of Mo
rocco.
"Thou art weighed in the balance
and found wanting" is the message OF
both England and France to tho Mo
rocco potentate, and all the shrewdncS
of tho swarthy Premier Is bent 10
ward playing these two nationulitie,
against each other in such way
that neither OF them shall have what
both want-a controlling interest ip
his masters dommions. 1t was Sid
Gharnet tried 20 persuade the British
Embassador Sir Charles Euan Smith,
TO resume negotiations after he had
broken Off all intercourse with tn,
Sultan.
France wishes TO extend her Algerian
sway toward Morocco, while England
processes to deny nothing further than
established order and an equal chance
for the trade that will be very great
as soon as the present barbarous mons
frosty Of a government comes 20 an
end. This is considered an element in
tho situation Of England with refer
eucc TO It's foreign policy that may
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-19
a YOUNG MONARCH.
A barefoot hoy the Royal Ruler of ths
Island OF ApAmamA.

A barefoot hey the Royal Ruler of the
Island Of Apamama.
King Paul, who rnles over the play
house Kingdom of Apamama, one Of
the Gilbert island group recently
seized by Great Britain, is a boy Of 10.
His subjects number ZOO and his realm
lies in the western Pacific ocean, about
twenty miles north Of the equator in
longitude IT'S degrees cast Temhi'
noiSo had been KING for many years.
lie was hinge man, weighing oyei
three hundred pounds He died nj the
end Of 1891 and was succeeded BY his
brother simmon, another huge man
and a heavy drinleer He reigned but
fvo mo this and then succumbed after
a heavy drinking bout. Paul, his son,
had succeeded him but ten days before
tho arrival Of the Royalist Paul ia
fairly intelligent youth. He Is very
popular aud, IL well advised by his
councillors, Of whom he has twelve,
should make a good ruler. During the
ceremony he appeared quite ~ ease,
except as regards his shoes, which he
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-19

ST. Louis has 100, 600 iucnndescept
ughts
Tho total number Of families 10 the
United States in 1890 was la,6oo, iaa.
The best oorlss come from Algeria.
There arc noarlS2, 800, 600 acres OF cork
forests in that country
Two doctors are reputed 10 have OBJ
tanned 10 900 yellow feyor germs from
two bank notes that had been long ia
circulation in Cuba,
one docs not have 70 make up his
mouth to cat persinmons Press tho
plum against your lips and the per.
slmmon docs tho rest
French chemist has succeeded In
making imitaiion diamonds that cost
more than the genuine, aud now tho
Vulgar nntural stones will probably 90
ont OF fashion
Platinum Is the most iufusible Of all
metals, melting only before The oxy-
hydrogen blowpipe, or Ia avery pow
erful blast furn CO. lts fusiug point
is 1870 dogreea c
hnails are used as an article OF food
IN Austria Spain and Italy as well IA
in Egypt and tho other countries on
the MediterraneAn's southern shore.
Hygicnlats clsim that they are very
nutntive,
Under tho Missouri building at Chi
oago will DO constructed tunnel
from which will DO opened drifts dis.
closing lead and zlnc as II Is found in
Missouri by the way, tho greateat
zinc producing state In tho union.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-19

A French paper proposes that Pari-
sian Of the true type should be sent out
10 the center Of Africa on revival ex-
petition TO that Of Mr.. Garner Of yir-
ginia, who has gone 70 that dark coun-
Try 10 study the language Of the
monkeys, and to communicate, r-siih
them. There must be triile Of SER
casm in the proposal 70 send n Boule-
warbler OF the true type 70 tgla with
The monkeys and exchange thoughts
uuon The topics Of ihe day with them
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-19
TO FIGHT eARNuM AND BAILEY
Adam Foftpsuoh, IT,, and ". c. Coup Organ.
ling an Opposition Circus.

Now York, Nov. ia report is cur
rent Va this elty TO tho effect that arr
rnngomen,s are being perfected by
Adam Forepaugh and William g. Coup
for tho formation Of a circus and monag-
erie which viii Indeed be 'the creates.
OF ALL A capital Of over 81 200 900 IS
said 10 be- back Of the enterprise, the
chief contributors 10 which being James
A. Hutchlson, one Of Barnums part
ners, and w. w Colo, tho old
tiuo Snowman, who Is now de-
voting almost his entire attention 10
his heavy real esiato interests in Chi
rago The syndicate viii carry tho
war into Africa with tho Barnum and
Bailey combine next year An timer
arr OF im places Of exhibition Is being
prepared, with the chief object in view
Of Invading tho territory Of tho present
monopoly, aud general cut In tho
present oxorbiiHnt prices Of admission
may follow. The projectors have BE-
cured the services Of Conlsling, tho IN
nous animal importer who was for
merry superintendent Of tho Central
Park Zoo here, and for long time he
has been importing ilne animals, osten-
sibly for The 100, but really for the
now show
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-19
TORNADO OF HUMoR.
4 WHlRLwiNp oFFuNrAAr wIu,
Make you LAUGH.
some Illustrated De6'lliOns Of Popular Phrase,
Few Floating cssslnuls Gathered
From the Stream Of llumor.


fTiend-Doesn't the ride back and
forth to the country every day seem
very longP
mr.. suourb-LonF9 It's too short
Mhen l take the train in the morning.
know I've got to pitch in and Wort,
hSe a horse the moment the train
reaches the city. That makes the ride
seem too short doesn't ~
Il presume it does. But how about
the ride baclt2"
wen, always remember after |
start that I've forgotten something my
wite wanted particularly SO that rido
Is always over too quick."-Nsw York
Weekly.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-19

An Interesting chapter on ramoa'
rufklsh Iustitutisn.

An Interesting Chapter on rnnoa'
rufklsh Iustitutisn.
The Sultan Of Turkey hnds no pleas
ure In being the possesror Of u numbef
OF wives. II he were allowed 70 con
suit hla own tastes he would have on,
wife only, aud would do away entirely
with bic hafem, which, however, he Il
Obliged by the laws Of hla religion ~
keep up. These laws, NJ well as atato
considerations, compel him 70 marry
four head Ngivoa, and 70 maintain 300
others la the harem. Among tho lat.
ter no Is not at all popular. for he sim
ply negleets them, but he does not dare
10 abolish the Institution, tor he knows
that the day that saw the last Of the
royal harem would also SOC tho end Of
his reign II IL tho ambition Of svcry
Turkish Official 10 get his daughter
into the barem, each occupant
Of which receives the title
Of Princess, together with large
dover, stan Of ten servants, car
riage aud four, aud laAt but not least
the possibility Of gaining influence
over tho Sultan, ana so raising her
family in rank d power The harem
Is q perfect nest Of intrigue and ncan-
dali Of envy, hatred, malice and all un-
charitablcness Ia maintenance costs
tho country about 100000 goid
rubles yearly ts25, 900, 000l. When ona
OF the ladies leaves The harem 70 marry
land shout hundred Of than leave
every YEAR she receives dover Of
ss7, 500. The vacant plaees, however
ARE quickly allied up, 40 that Tho mum
Der Of catalogues never falls below
900 The sultan's mother PrcsontR
Aim with about twenty odAlisques a
year, and always gives him partiru-
larly beautiful one as a birthday glfs
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-19

Old Gentlemau-Do you think, sir,
that you are able to give my daughter
all the Injuries to which she has been
accustomed?
Suitor "a practical man)-Well you
have been paying for her board and
clothes, and ] have been paying for
concerts, thcaters, operas, and so on.
Mo- I'll pay for the board and clothes,
and II you foot the amusement bills, I
don't think she'll miss anything.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-19

One Of the sporting Incidents at St.
Pancras station In London on tho
morn before that which ushered in this
years sporting was the frequency Of
the disputes between the sportsmen
and the eabmen who brought them and
their baggage TO the station. The
porter who relates this, to him, carl
Gus fact. said: yet they looked like
She regular lot, but times may be hard
with them"
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-19

HEeToN INN.
lSesart New York; r. r..
ealcagoi John NJ. Norton,
AAavar company; @. u.
ia,'lonal and Great North
4; B. Potter, Alanitou.
hlsiis, Henrietta: Jack
n, \ 4, Worth; +. NJ. Polbemus
uaI Ralph J. SAKE. Wolf
4 n. Martin, Chicago;
~ 81 Louis; t. Barndol-
A A. Judges, Chicago:
I E Pattison, I, NJ.
4go; L N. Rain, Henry
4, y Louis; Jno, Q. Lewis.
81 W Mason, Galveston
y Galveston; H. +. smith.
d Hoffman. Chicago: A.
n \ II...,NtAi r. a. Sanders,
!; Ss harrison, st. Louis; H.
PlcKwIcK.
A Henrietta; W. NJ. Smith.
Il p; Ihayer, Flint. Mich;
n. Y ! New York; j. 4. CAS-
y d, Cumly, Cleburne:
sssaaen, Paris; Thomas j
4 I y La,i H, Hyams, New
X ~, { n. Bertram, Pulse Of
Snpa9yi Carrie Sweeney,
' ~, York company; Mat,
rug q New York com
IN % Albion, Neb.: Frank
4 W. Philadelphia, Pa; II. q,
IN, York; G. Il. Fem. 81.
~ IS Jarvis, Prospect Place q:
Lakewood. Miss
I II 'Bnood, College Grove.
IP Bailey Houston: ], d
H. >; holmden, Joe Camn,
IN 4 BRADY; Z. b. Clover
IA e. =, iouts, Weatherford.
IN San Antonio; o. r, Nc,
Nm we, Gatesyille: / i.
N ueTriord; A. NJ. Lewis
I, = E Smith. Denv % ~,
|j6S ', 8 r A. Gage, Bars
~ y crawford, Marshall, n
H. henrietta, Tex; ~, i NJ n
nj angelo; D. AIcHenrvs'
|DssiiI Loyeioy, ST. Louis.
Il - ssi Frowski. Fao. n.
d \ snlnei St Louis: r, D
En- - 4 I. Railway; s. n
II; o Tex; E. D. Farmer ~
!, ~ 4 crayens, Gaiae y ,iiIr
/ B I1,lis, 4. Thomas, st. I son.i.
s-'9e'' Dallas; a ID, l-y'' I
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-19

Little Boy-why mayn't so to the
concert with you and papa2
Mamma--lts classic music, and you
couldn't understand it.
Little Boy-What kind of music is
classic music?
Mamma-well, it's German music.
Little Boy-Ohl
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-19

Mrs Msternal--t am sorry you are
going back to Germany. Had not
better get another music teacher for
my dhughterP
Prof. Won Note--Id eea nod necessary.
She knows enough museek to get mar
ried on.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-19

Mother see you have been play
ing with that little girl next door
again. Have you and she made uP7
small Daughter-No'm, but we
havn't any body else TO play with
Good News.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-19

First Boy-Did you get pony this
summer
Second Boy-Yes.
First Boy-llave any fun with it9
Second Boy-N-o, but the pony had
lots of fun with me.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-19

Wheeling 81. Na SOY ia.--Ihc
reasl N willow of Bi-dpp Alexander
Cinii 81. ih iamOls divine Whofound-
cd tul Disciples Clutiu and bethany
20 eae vas ninety year, oid to-day,
and she erisiautod her M'ihaAf Last
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-19

Death Valley, Cal, Notwithstanding
~ suggestive name, 10 the abode d
more curious and wonderful specimens
III animal creation than any place Of ~
~ within the limits Of the United
State
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-19

Little Boy-Teacher snid the EN-
peror Of China has ten men to carry
his umbrella Wots that iorP
Papa (thoughtfully)--I suppose Il
takes that many TO remember 10 bring
it along.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-19

Hampstead, Tex, Nov. ls.-lSpe,
cial. l--The Roosevelt residence occupied
By Mr., Hodges burned last night Loss
on building 5000, insurance soVo' hou-
ges' furniture was a total loss.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-19

Little Boy-Did 1t hurt to get YOU
tooth pulled9
Little Girl--No; took gas.
How did tn gas make you ieel7"
Like a balloon, OF course"
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-19

Caller lin prohibition town)--YouI
husband doesn't look we'll.
Doctors Wife-No wonder. We are
right in the midst OF a Presidential
campaign, and he's nearly dead writ
ing prescriptions
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-19

San Antonio. Tex, Nov. l6.-Spe-
eial-l-Joe Mcdonald, the fire bug. has
been convicted in four cases anu nus NJ
to date aggregate thirty-fye years.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-19

Teacher Define the difference be-
tween dry measure and liquid measure.
Bright Boy-Dry measures is bigger
than liquid measures,
Eyes Why?"
81 s'pose its cause you want more
won you're dry.N
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-19

Mistress--H is it that saw a
policeman hugging you in the kitchen
last night?
Maid-I dunno, mum, unless Won WA
peekin' through the keyhoie-
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-19

Little Girl-Why do the flea bite 50
to-day?
Mother-Its going 10 rain.
Little Girl-Well, they might know
faint my fault.-Good News
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-19

Little Boy-Mamma, may l study
historv2
Mamma-ln good time.
"But don't want to wait"
"Why are you so inpatient"
81 heard the teacher tell TIL history
class that the old Romans had stone
circus posters, and one Of 'em had been
found. want 10 know wot 1t had on. "
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-19

Boy On political banner faetoryl--
wot name goes with this pictur'-
Cleveland err Harrison.
Proprietor latter long eKamina'
tionl-I dunno Ask the artist.
Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-11-19

First Fly-come into the dining
room. Lots Of fun there.
Second Fly Bald-heRded visitorY
First Fly-Better than that. There's
a free -go-round on the table.