Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1892-12-01
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Our Practical GOVERNOR is now asking
for consultation with representative men
from oil the counties of the State, OH the
subject of q New Assessment. That too lit
tie time and attention wns given the matter
at the last session of tho Legislature to mature
bill to meet every just requirement, oil are
ready to concede: that there is urgent need
tor new assessment none deny.
Now that Governor Brown has thus early
called attention to the matter and opened it
with an emineutly practical suggestion, we
are led to hope that at next winters session
this much needed piece of legislation will be
enacted. We heartily second Gov. Browns
first proposition and believe our people will
appreciate the motives that have impelled
him to take the step, by urging l;s recogni'
ton as bit Of valuable, practical political
wisdom.
HELLO! SCIENTISTS wv here are you ut
The comet Is fast just west OF Us having
dashed its nucleus on to the Mt. Quirauk oh.
servatory and in its desperate struggle to free
itself is tlreshlng thunder out Of Foxyille,
Pen Mar and Rouzervilc Johns. Fleagle
has been endeavoring TO cabbage it by drop
ping sack of ground alum salt on its tail /;
Joe Brown has been talking politics to it in
the hope that that may deadeu its energy;
St0vers and Nicodcmus' peach trees haye
been failed to the stump; the Club House
whiskey near Pen Mar Park has cnrled one
section Of the tail around the Judges stand
Oh the DcYils Race Course: the meteors that
are being switched out Of it bv Its violent
gyrations have set fire to Pete Rodzcr's med.
icinal spring and they bombarded Sam Prices
engine as it rushed down the mountain 80
that it looks like An exaggerated colander
and will be so d 10 Il dog fancer to screen
pups
LATER REPORTS are TO the effect that this
IL undoubtedly Bielas comet as Mr.. w.
Blela's trade mark, a telescope enmcshed in
in prclzel dated 1882 has been recognized
by old man Adams of the Hagerstown News
IA legend has it that John originated it for
his boyhood buddy, Wilhelm.)
LATEsr.-The Wayncs',oro Gazctte man
has succeeded in closing with a bang the
Gate to Pcnmar" on Local Option section
Of the nucleus, that had stretched its con-
science out toward John Welty Cables dis
tillery and was partially hors du get-up the.
mountain. Scientific men may now ap.
proachlt without glasses and with impunity;
i, is perfectly docle and sings and dances
when Bruce Martin whistles, just like the
Waynesboro police.
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sence one of his children contracted severe
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bcrlain's Cough Remedy for it. They were
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afterwards used several bottles at various
times. He said, from his experience with it,
he regarded 1t as the most reliable prepare
ton in use for colds, and that II came the
nearest being a specific Of any medicine he
had eyer seen. For sale at Waters Pharmacy.
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