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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-04
The Twilight of the Century.

Weare in the Saturday evening of the
fourth century of Americas discovery.
We are nearing one of the great mile
stones of history. An epoch in Ameri-
can life is closing. In few weeks we
pass the day which rounds up the full
measure Of the 400 years that are gone.
But it is not proposed that we stand even
for day on that great dividing line to
speculate upon American achievement
and progress. We shall pause for but
moment and contemplate with wonder
and admiration the grandest production
and the most enduring monument of the
first 400 years of American life-our
public school system.
The earnest enthusiasm with which
the public schools of America are grasp
ing the idea of a Columbian public
school celebration for Oct. 10 augurs
well for successful national demonstra-
ton.
On Oct. 10 the eyes of the nation will
be turned upon the public schools, which
form the keystone in the arch of our
civilization. Throughout the length and
breadth of our land the 13,000,0 900 pupils
enrolled in our free public schools will,
as with one voice, sound a note which
will thrill the nation.
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But strictly lin il" just the same.
There are many lines Of railway that
are in the direct route OF travel between
the cast and west that do not have their
own rails running into Denver. One OF
the best Of these is the old reliable Wa.
bash Line Kansas City and Omaha are
lis western terminals. This road is run
ming through cars into and ont of Denver
in connection with the Rock Island
Route and makes close connection at
Kansas City in both directions, with all
the Denver lines.
From glance at tho map one can
readily see that the Wabash Route for
St. Louis, Chicago, Toledo, Detroit, Cleve
land, Buffalo, Boston, New York, and in
fact all the eastern points, comes as near
being an air line as can possibly be OBJ
tanned, AS for their services, it is the
best in the east in every respect.
The western interests Of the Wabash
are looked after by Mr. c. NJ. Hampson
commercial agent, whose Office is at 1927
18th street, Denver, WHO Will gladly fur
nish any one upon application, either in
person or by mail, with rates, maps, etc.
Remember that tickets via this popular
route can be obtained at any coupon
ticket Office in the west. II you have rot
already done 60 give this route trial and
he convinced Otits superior facilities.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-04

The biennial session of the supre'nl
lodge and encampment Of the UEiiorn
Rank, Knights OF Phylhias, to be held a
Kansas City, August % to u, inclusive
promises to lie one oil the best attended
and most successful, gatherings, in the
history Of the order.
The accessibility Of the point Of meet
Ing will be an induCement to draw vasl
number Of Knights and visitors, end the
Missouri Pacific railway, with its vast net
work CT lines entering Kansas City from
every direction, offers greater facilities
than any other line, and will be in better
position to take care OF divisions and
regiments, and the large delegations that
are expected. Its trains will be found Of
the handsomest; equipped with Pullman
buffet sleeping cars, Pullman parlor cars
reclining chairs cars, seats free and
elegant day coaches.
The Missouri Pacific railway is prepared
to land divisions and regiments within
four blocks of the enCapment, tthe nearest
railroad point in the grounds.
The general committee has made com
plete arrangements for camping outfits
tents with flooring, will he provided, and
wagons will he Oh hand to transport bag.
gage to and from the grounds. The game
will be provided with water and lighted
with electricity wlre-woven cots, pillows
and blankets, can be rented at very low
rate.
Remember The Missouri Pacific rail.
way is the only line that lands It's pas.
senger within four blocks OF the encamp.
ment grounds. The Missouri Pacific rail
way is the only line running out Of Colo.
RADIO, which is so situated as to be able to
properly handle the Knights win, may
contemplate making the journey; making
a direct connection from all points in the
west, at Denver, Colorado Springs and
Pueblo.
See your nearest ticket agent at once, or
write for full Information, to
G. A. TRIrr,
Gen'l West. FIT & Pass Agent,
Missouri Pacific Railway,
Denver, ( ulo.
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stood the Test,

Allcock's Porous Plasters are unap-
proachabe in curative properties, rapidity
and safety of action, and are the only re-
liable plasters ever produced. They have
successfully stood the test Of over thirty
years use by the public; their virtues
have never been equalled by the unscru-
pulous lmitators who have sought to trade
upon the reputation OF Allcock's by max
ing plasters with holes in them, and
claiming them to be Gust as good as ALI
cocks" and they stand to-day Endorsed
not only the highest medical authorities,
but by millions of grateful patients who
have proved their efficacy as household
remedy.
Beware of limitations, and do not be
deceived by Misrepresentation. Ask for
Allcock's, and let no solicitation induce
you to accept substitute.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-04
A CIRCUS IN THE BARN.


Georgie's Pa Does Trapeze Act and
Comes to Grief.
deer editor-larst weak pa an mister
bings TUX me an bill 2 circis wat is in
new york.. we had a CRATE time on the
trane and LATED and LATED at the clowns
and give peanuts the elefants an we seed
gurls wat onli had beds an no bodies. but
they wos alive and talked, an bill askid the
man wot owned EN- where THAR food went
? wen they Gated, an the man sed it went
THAR stomik, that wos gud joke on bill
cause they amt got no stomiks-onli
heads
next da bill sed we orter haiv a circis in
barn, so we put up big poster an bill
made picter with shoe blackin an it cost
2 pins to cum in.
we had marie grean fixed up for CURL
wot dident haiv AMI body. we put a barrul
over her an onli had place her head 2
cum out.
about ten people cum the circis. was
the clown an had on ills skirt and mis-
ter bings high hat. bill wos the man wot
hits the boss in the ring, an we had the
boss wot mister bings rided on SAINT pat
rik's da. bill hit the boss an he commenced
2 xix an al the people run out ov the circis,
and bill woodent let EN- cum in a game until
they paid moir pins.
then we had trapeas an bill pulled him
self up to his chin times, TN the people
clapped THAR hands. then 1 tride it an
wen got up bill hit me with the wip. then
cride and bill sed wos the wurst cloun
he ever seed, so stopid crien an LATED like
a cloun.
then marie grean yelled cause she coodent
see the circis come. she was in the barril
so we rolled the barril up an marie cride
cause it shook her so, an wen she seed her
skirt wos torn hi nail in the barril she
cride moir.
Pa coined 2 the dore an sed he liked sec
childryn enjoy themself an he cum in and
rade 2 pins. an pa sed he wood show us
sum triks on the trapese wat he used du
wen he wos q boy. wen pa TUX hold of the
bar bill luked at me an LATED an took mis-
ter bings hat off mi he'd an put it under the
trapese. pa pulled hisself up an turned
hisself just like rele circs actor wen the
rope broke an pa cum doun cerfump on his
stomik an mister bings hat.
guess it hurt pa pretty bad, cause he
groaned an bill sed if pa had been CURL
like we seed at the circis wat onli had
he'd he woodent hurt his stomik wen he
fell.
ma an lii an mister bings herd pa gronin
and they al ruined in 2 the barn.
poor pa, sed lii.
the ole fool, it serves him rite, sed ma.
get up, poor Teller, sed bings.
then when pa got up and sed his mex wos
broke, mister bings seed his new hat layin
THAR all smoched. no, he wos orful mad
how did mi hat cum here he sed 2 pa.
i don't know groned pa.
u don't know ispose If you had cigar
in yure mouth u wood say you dident know
how it got THAR woodent W well, this
litel monkey business vii cost u dollars
for a moo hat me, an mister bings went a
way mad as ami thing.
that bustid up the circis an mister bings
an pa is on the outs. pa was SO mad he
TUX the hat an grinded it up in the hay
machine.
iwonder wy he dident ask bill an NE how
the hat cum THAR.
@ ma hasent spoke 2 pa since, cause he ses
If he haster bi bings moo hat he cant bi
her spring bonnet 2. yours, gorgie.
New York Mercury.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-04

The hue OF health Who can mistake it. The
white brow, the deepened tint of the cheek,
these associated with brightness and ANNA
ton of the eye, cherry expression OF the
countenence, are infallible indicia that the
liver is performing its functions actively, and
that consequently digestion and the bowels are
undistarbed. If, however, the complexion and
eyeballs have saffron tint, or the face i drawn
or void of sprightliness and animation, the
ReCtify the difficulty speedily, thoroughly, v it'll
the paramount ambitious specific, Hosetter's
Stomach Bitters, which promptly remedies not
only the above outward aud visible signs of bill
iousness, but also the sick headaches, conslipa-
ton, vertigo, fur upon the tongue, nausea sour
breath and pains through the right side which
characterize it. The Liver is always seriously
involved In malaria for which the Bitters is a
sovereign specific. This medicine remedies
with equal promptiude aud completeness, kid.
ney complaint, dyspepsia, rheumatism and
nervousness,
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Notice of Publication.

f1OmeStean NO. ZSl0.
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. M,
May 7, 1925
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his inten-
ton to make final proof in support Of
bis claim and that said proof will be made
before register and receiver at Santa Fe,
N. NJ, on June 10, 1892, viz: Jose B.
Ortiz for the y NV a sw a ne d
NV d SO ID sec. II, tip IA n, roe.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon, and
cultivation of, said land, viz:
Sylvester Davis, Francisco Chavez, Fer
nando Pena, of Lamy, n. NJ; r. B.
Wilson, of Santa Fe, N. NJ.
Any person who desires to protest
against the allowance of such proof, or
who knows OF any substantial reason,
under the law and the regulations of the
interior department, why such proof
should not be allowed. will be given an
opportunity at the above mentioned time
and place to cross. examine the witnesses
of said claimant, and to offer evidence in
rebuttal of that submitted by claimant.
A. L. MORRISON, Register.
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Financially Embarrassed.

A lHrge manufacturer, whose affairs
were very much embarrassed, and who
was overworked and broken down with
nervous exhaustion, went to celebrated
specialist. He was told that the only
thing needed was to be relieved of care
and worry. and have change Of thought.
This doctor was more considerate of his
patients health than of his financial cir
cumstances. He ought to have advised
him to use DR.. Miles Restorative Nervine,
the best remedy for nervous prostration,
sleeplessness, dizziness, headache, i'll
effects of spirits, tobacco, coffee, opium,
stc. Thousands testify to cures. Book
and trial bottle free at A. @. Ireland, jr. 3.
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Interesting to Ladies',


Dear Madam
Does your husband seem tired Of you,
are you always peevish2 Do you and
your husband have little spats now and
then? Thisis the case with most married
people, and the only way you will ever
live in perfect harmony is to restore the
sparkling eyes, rosy cheeks, strength,
vlgor and playfulness Of girlhood; then
your husband will stick to you, like he
did in your counting days, and not be
seeking the society Of other ladies'.
Iy you will try one package Of "Rose
Buds" you will not regret it; it will make
a new woman OF you. "Rose Buds" will
absolutely cure Congestion, inflammation
and Falling of the Womb, Leucorrhea or
Whites, Rupture at Childbirth, Ovarian
Tumors, Miscarriages and all the distress.
ing symptoms; such as Bearing down
pains, Back Ache, Head Ache, Melan.
choly, Sleeplessness, etc. Its wonderful
effects are noticed from the first applica-
ton. Leucorrhea or Whites, are usually
cured by one or two applications. No
doctors xamination-treat yourself. By
mail, postpaid, ST. The Leverette Spe-
cifc Co., 939 Washington St., Raston,
Mass.
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Sleep on Left Side.

t. Many persons are unable to sleep on
their left side. The cause has long been
puzzle to physicians. Metropolitan
papers speak with great interest Of DR..
Franklin Miles, the eminent Indiana
specialist On nervous and heart diseases,
who has proven that this habit arises from
q diseased heart. He has examined and
kept on record thousands Of cases. His
New Heart Cure, wonderful remedy, is
sold at A. 9. Ireland, jr.'s. Thousands
testify to its value as cure for heart dis
eases. Mrs. Chas. Benoy, Loveland, Colo,
says its effects on her were marvellous.
Elegant book on heart diseases free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-04
Rucklen's Arnica Salve.

The best Salve in the world for cuts,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblains
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required. 1t
is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction,
or money refunded. Price rs cents Der
box. For sale at G. M. Creamer's.
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A Safe Investment.

Is one which is guaranteed to bring you
satisfactory results, or in case Of failure 8
return of purchase price. On this safe
plan you can buy from advertised Druggist
bottle of DR.. Kings New Discovery for
Consumption. 1t is guaranteed to bring
relief in every case, when used for any
affection Of Throat, Lungs or Chest, such
as Consumption, Inflammation Of Lungs,
Bronchitis, Asthma, Whooping Cough,
Group, etc., etc. 1t is pleasant and agree
able to taste, perfectly safe, and can al
ways be depended upon. Trial bottles
free at O. M. Creamer's Drugstore.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-04
A Grand Opportunity 10 Visit the

The T. P. A. will run special excur.
sion to Old Point Comfort, Va, leaving
Denver June 1lth, and going over
the Missouri Pacific railway, by way Of
Colorado Springs, Pueblo, Kansas City
and st. Louis. This will enable everyone
to take advantage of the cheap rates
offered, in order to spend the summer at
the sea shore. Address all letters of in
guirv to Fritz Thies, president, or D. A.
Holiday, secretary, T. P. A., Denver.
G. A. TRIP,
Gen' West Agent, Mo. Pacific Ry., Den
yer, Colo.
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FOR THE CAMPAIGN.
FOR ONLY FIFTY CENTS
The TWICE-A- WEEK St, Louis Republic

Will be sent to any new subscriber from
now until November 30, 1892. 1t is mailed
every Tuesday and Friday, and its readers
will get the important news of the cam
paign and election at least half week
earlier than any weekly paper could
furnish it, 1t will lie Indispensable dur
ing the campaign. Subscribe now, and
yet all the news IRON the beginning to
the close Of the campaign, and the final
result Of the election. An extra copy will
be sent free, for the same length OF time
to the sewIcr OF each club OF ~, at 80
cents each Cut ont this advertisement
and send 1t with your order. Send for q
package Of sample copies, and raise
club. Address The Republic st. Louis,
Mo
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Would Kun No Chance.

Cowboy with bushy locks)-Cut my
hair.
Barber--Why, you're not going to sac
rifce those luxuriant locks!
Cowboy-Yes, l am, The first thing !
know people will be taking me for one OF
those DANCED pianists. Judge.
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Merit Wins.

We desire to say to our citizens, that
for years we have been selling DR.. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption, DR..
Kings New Life Pills, Bucklen's Arnica
Salve and Electric Bitters, and have
never handled remedies that sell as well,
or that have given such universal satisfac-
ton. We do not hesitate to guarantee
them every time, and we stand ready to
refund the purchase price If satisfactory
results do not follow their use. These re-
NEEDLES have won their great popularity on
their merits. G. M. Dreamer Druggist.
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Miles' Nerve a Liver Pius.

:. Act on new principle-regulating the
liver, stomach and bowels through the
nerves. A new discovery. DR.. Miles
Pills speedily cure biliousness, bad taste,
torpid liver, piles, constipation. I'm
equalled for men, women, children.
Smallest, mildest, surestl 80 doses, Is cts.
Samples Free at A. O. Irelands.
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How to Get Rich on Wall street.

Junior-Here is an order from Mrs.
Peterkin-Smythe, father.
Senior-Really? Clever woman Mrs
Peterkin. Smythe. we must do whatever We
can to oblige her.
junior-she wishes us 10 purchase 900
shares of j. r. & w. on her account at rs
and sell it at 80, and send her check for
the profits by 12o'clock to day. --Hsr per's
Bazaar.
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The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.
Taking Chances.

Tramp-Madam, allow me to inform
you that 7 am the only living man with
double compound, refractlng stomach
which can digest anything from 4th
ward chemical "sinker" to anickel-plated
shrimp salad sandwich.
Madam-Well, what do l care?
Tramp-I was informed that your
daughter has joined the Kings Daughters
Cooking club, and Pm out of a job.
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swallowed Them.

Said the billet doux to the billy.goat
l was penned by the lovelest girl in
town.
Said the billygoa to the billet doux
Both you and your pretty tale go down
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-04
On the Wedding Journey.

Moter-Dd you know that Alice and
John were put in Jail in Boston while on
their honeymoon last week?
Softer Shocked -Impossible
Moter-Yes; you see Ben Butler re-
turned to town and the order went around
to the police to lock up oil the spoons!
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81 did so cheerfully.
An UnequivocaI Ambiguity.

Primus-Morton gave a dinner last night
to his friends
Secundus-I thought he was too stingy
for that. Not very merry party, Ell?
Primus-Oh, yes; there was many jest
over the wine and cigars.
Secundus - After the guests left the
house, presume.-Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-04
stuck on His Voice.

Ethel latter playing auditor long time)
I have faint suspicion, Mr.. Sitanchin,
that you have fallen in love.
Scandinavian whom?
Ethel-Your voice.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-04

What an exasperatingly slow delivery
Mr.. O'Rater has complained the wearied
listener.
Yes he used to be messenger boy
Indianapolis Journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-04

Take Simmons Liver Regulator for
headache, constipation, indigestion or
biliousness.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-04

First train leaves Santa Fc al 80 p. m, con
meets with No. , east bound and 40. 3 west
bound, returning at 1:1J y. m.
Second train leaves Santa Fe at u 30 D. m,
connects with No. west bound and returns at
lisa. IN.
Third train leaves Santa Fc at go a. m, con.
meets with 80. east bound, returning at 8
a. IN.
Nos. and are the Northern California and
FL PasO trains.
Nos. aud 4Nrc the southern Cal torua Trains
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Mistaken Identify.

Mrs. B.-Dear me! What lovely cos.
cts this flat has
Agent-Madam, those are not the clos.
cts. They are bedrooms.-H arper's Ba-
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Patronize the New MEXICAN for all
sorts Of fine and cheap job printing; larg-
est and best printing and book binding
establishment in the territory.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-04

An excellent remedy for dyspepsia
Simmons Liver Regulator.-C. Master
son, sheriff of Bibb Co., Ga.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-04

Dyspepsia and it's attendant ills are
quickly cured by Simmons Liver Regu.
lator.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-04

"He knows nothing
GLOW do you know he knows nothing"
because he's always talking about what
he knows"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-04

The "Ta-ra-ra" Boom,
am shrouded in iinpenetrable gloom-de-ay,
For feel I'm being driven to my doom-de-ay
By an aggravating ditty,
Which don't consider witty,
And they call the horrid thing "Ta-ra-ra-
boom-de-ay!'
Every bus conductor, erraud boy and groom
decay,
City clerk and cheeky crossing sweep with
broom-de-ay,
Makes my nervous system bristle
As he tries to sing or whistle
That atrotious and absurd "Ta-ra-ra-boom-
de-ayl"
60 sit In the seclusion of my room-de-ay,
And deny myself to all-no matter whom-de-
ay---
For dread creature coming
Whose involuntary humming
May assume the fatal form "Ta-ra.ra-boom-
de-ay!"
Oh, fear that When the summer roses bloom
decay,
You will read upon well appointed tomb-de-
"Inluenza never lck'd him,
But he fell an easy victim
To that universal soourge-Ta-ra-ra-boom-
de-ayv"
london Punch.
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Full Stock.

ustomer-Have you any rare old cheese'
New Boy--Yessir. Got all sorts-rare,
very rare, raw, er alive.-Good News.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-04

If you are dull and stupid you are bilious
and need tonic Take Simmons Liver
Regulator.
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A Waste of Words.

Editor-This poem of yours, "The City
OF the Dead" is very touching, indeed.
By the way, where do you live, Mr.. Rau-
riato
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For nothing goes right when mammals away.
What scene of discomfort and con-
fusion home would be If mamma did
not return. If your wife is slowly
breaking down, from a combination OF
domestic cares and female disorders,
make it your first business to restore
her health. DR.. Pierce's Favorite Pre-
scrlption is without peer as a remedy
for feeble and debilitated women, and is
the only medicine for the class of mala-
dies known as "female diseases" which
is Sold by druggists, under positive
guarantee from the manufacturers that
It will give satisfaction, in every case or
the money will be refunded. 1t is a
positive cure for the most complicated
cases. It's an invigorating, restorative
tonic, and a soothing and strengthening
nervine, imparting tone and vigor to the
whole system. It's legitimate medi-
cine, too-carefully compounded by an
experienced physician, and adapted to
woman's delicate organization.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-06-04

"Well, Mr.. Oldbach. said Mrs. Newma
"what do you think of our baby?"
"Oh, he is delightful So young looking.
like his mother" said Mr.. Oldbach. Puck
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"My neighbor tied knot in my horses
tail, and want ter had de law on him.
said 81 Jackson, an Onion creek darby, to
Lawyer Gouge.
Hand over five dollars" said the law.
yer.
81 did so cheerfully.
Having got the money the lawyer said
calmly, putting it in his pocket: my ad,
vice to you, my colored friend, is now to
go and unite that knot in your horses
tail. Texas Siftings.