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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-02-15
Card OF Thanks. \

WHEELING, Feb. IL, 1892.
The Woman's Hospital Association
desires to thanks all those who SO
kindly and generously assisted them in
the work OF furnishing and fitting up
the hospital. 1t seems impossible to
mention the names OF all who contrib.
uted in the "Pound Donation" but we
find our storeroom well stocked with
groceries, canned goods, etc., from the
same The following ministers and
their congregations have signitied their
willingness to dcvotoith collections Of
one Sabbath annually to the hospital
cause: Rev. D. A. Cunningham, d. D.,
Rev. A. ]. Trey, Rev. E. II, Dornblaser,
Row. William Ulfcrt, Rev. j., A. Hop
kins, Rov. Paul ZieGelmeyer, Rev.
A. Bonnheim.
The following firms have given US
great encouragement by their liberal
donations:
G. Mcndel 4 Co., furnishing main hall.
George L. House, OF House & Herr
mann, furnishing convalescent room.
Ewing Bros. ornament.
L. L. Nicholl, pictures.
]. II. Kirk, pictures.
NJ. J. O'Kanc, children's felt shoes.
Q. Fl. Wheeler & Sons, making rubber
aprons.
Lutz Bros. Laundry Company, laun-
drying linen.
N. /. OFT, OF OFT Bros, rccciptcd bill
for $40 60.
W. A. 1sett, OF Wheeling Pottery
Company, rcceiptcd bill for sis 70.
John Frcidel, receip,ed bill for S14 so.
Employees OF Hobbs Glass Company,
8 barrels glass gobets, wines, clarets, 81
dozen medicine tulnblers, etc.
L. S. Good, 2 dozen towels.
II. Emsheimer, 10 yards Shooting.
George R. Taylor, . bolts sheeting and
l dozen towels.
Stone & Thomas, bolt sheeting.
Jacobs 4 lsenberg, l bolt sheeting, /
dozen towels and so yards towelinc.
Bon Ton Store, dozen towels and l
spread.
German NJ. E. church, through Rev.
Exley and MIR. L. Metznor, dumb
waiter.
Z. L. Rose, Standard sewing ma.
chine.
Charles Gee, for use OF machine in
making linen.
United States Glass Company through
MIR: n: B. Scott, 4 dozen globes.
Fifth Ward school, A barrels pota.
toes, ! barrel apples, 63 jars fruit and
preserves, coffee, and other groceries.
Third Ward school, a liberal donation
as previously published
Charles Craddock, OF Wheeling Pot
tory Company, cups, saucers, pitchers,
etc. rs
mentioned.
The press OF the city for, its many
farors IN assisting the association.
Miss NJ. j. HARE, Secretary,
NEW BUTTONS ut Geo. NJ. shook s Co.'s
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The Grippe Raging In Alabnmn.

LA grippe is raging hero, and I find
Chamberlain's Cough Remedy to be a
certain cure for it," says w. G. Johns,
OF Trimble, Cullman county, Ala. Mr..
Johns ordered supply of the Remedy
to be shipped by express as quickly MS
possible. There is no question but this
Remedy is OF great value in the treat
mcnt OF the grip, especially on account
OF its countcracting any tendency OF the
disease towards pneumonia. tits also
prompt and certain cure for the
cough which usually follows an attack
OF the grip. % and so cent bottles for
sale by druggists. DIV
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Beware of ointmcnts for Cntarrh that Con.
tnIn lINrcurr

as mercury will surely destroy the sense
of smell and completely derange the
whole system when entering it through
the mucous serfaces. Such articles
should never DO used except on pre-
scriptions from reputable physicians, as
the damage they will do is ten fold to
the good you can possibly derive from
them. Halls Catarrh Cure, manufac-
tured by F. ]. Cheney & Co., Toledo, O.,
contains no mercury, and is taken in
ternally, and acts directly upon the
blood and mucous surfaces OF tho sys-
TEN. In buying Halls Catarrh Cure be
sure you get the genuine. 1t is taken
internally. and made in Toledo, Ohio,
by F. ]. Cheney & Co.
Sold by druggists, price 75c per bottle.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-02-15
THE AKRON COMMITTEES

30
Meet to Arrange for tho nIasquo Ball-Tho
Subscription Banquet.
Yesterday afternoon the arrangement,
dance and reception committees to
arrange Tor tho masque ball to be given
by the Arion society on Monday, Feb.
ruary 30, held n meeting and talked
over the arrangements to be made. 1t
is the intention OF the committees to
make this years masquerade grander
success than the one held last year.
The committees are composed OF the
following members:
Committee on Arrangements-Louis
@. Stifel, F. Riesler, L. Riester, G. A..
schaefer, Fred G. Driehorst, ]. A. Hess,
Charles Appenzeller, Fred Schwertfeger,
Ed Booking, Theodore Roller and Prof.
Schockcy.
Dancing Committee.-O. T. Schroeder,
+. 3. Klicves, Joseph h. Hoffman,
William Piarr, A. NJ. Hamilton, Henry
n. Hess, Conrad Hirsch, William Kir-
bach, II. Helmbright, jr., G. A. Aul,
7 Otto W. Leonhar:, II. A. Scabright,
Milt B. Mabis, George A. Trushell, Her
mann Schambra, Charles Woeber, I. j.
Miller, Jacques Front, Thomas Thoner,
Fred Vicweg, W. A. Driehorst and
Charles L. Ebeling.
Reception Committee-H. r. Beh-
rens, c. Steinmotz, G. Floto, Charles
Schmidt, II. Bieberson, August Schnci-
. der, John Roth, A. T. Marschner, G..
Nieweg, jr., 9. W. Kreiter, John W.
Lutz, Thomas Fox, Charles R. Goethe,
P. Bonenberger, jr., Henry G. Meyer,
I. G. Diegmiller, Louis Colmar, IT.,
Louis G. Laue, Ed. Schambra, William
Burke, John Friedel, Albert Hoehle,
Charles Amick and August Freiden.
stein.
On February % the Arion society will
give subscription banquet to its mem.
bcrs. Mr.. G. r. Behler, OF the Hotel
Behlcr, has been selected as the caterer
for the occasion. This selection is proof
that the members OF the society pro.
pose having an elegant banquet.
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DIR. WOODS Norway Pine Syrup was
used for years as prescription by a
successful physician. 1t is in all re-
spects the best cough medicine made
to-day. Sold by all dealers on a guar.
antco OF satisfaction. D&w
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CONSUMPTION Cured.

sold. The physicians, two years ago. said my
vito had consumption. both lungs affected
have had To send her South for several springs
10 keep her alive, but since she has been taking
lsadam's Mcrobe Killer she has been right at
home attending to her business. and Ia In bette.
health than she has been for 20 years.
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WANTED.

WANTED-AN EXPERIENCED
Wv travelling. salesman for southwestcrn
Pennsylvania, Eastern Ohio aud West Vlrsinia
Hosiery. gloves and underwear a. Il McC0Wy
sCo, Philadelphia, Pa T'i icii
fWANTED-FOR THE UNITED
w sTATESEAltAiY, Able.bodcd, unmarried
men. hotTcon tho hsCS ot2l and 10 years, Coal
pay. nations. clothing and medical nticnaSnss'
Applicants must be prepared to furnish satls.
Apply at 1881 slaiu street Wheeling, ". Va,
80 iAli.Mtpa,
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FLOR RENT-A FARM OF IS ACRES
- two good orchards and NIL Kinds Of srGII
fruits good house and outbuIldngs: six miles
up Cadwcll's run. Inquire Of Mrs. LOIIMAS'
OH premises fell.niU-p
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FoR the restoration OF faded and gray
hair 10 its original color and freshness,
Ayers Hair Vigor remains unrivaed.
This is the most popular and valuable
toilet preparation in the world all who
use it are perfectly satisfied that it is
the best. pAw
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Several Diseases Cured.

~ chcerlully testify to tho curative powers OF
your medicine. Having been sufferer from
weak lungs, bronchial affection and indigestion,
after taking MiCrobc Killer Nil OF tho above
symptoms have entirely disappeared.
"iours, etc, IuoS. l.. DAVIS.
"Janitor Howard Memorial Library,
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FOR RENT.

FoR RENT--NO. % SOUTH FRONT
A. street. Six rooms, NIL modern imnrnra,
mentS. Possession April /. Inquire OF pR.JG
HuIi. 70 a-.H taIl
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STOCKHOLDERS, MeErINas-

NFFlCEOETnEBARBERA SPU ATT
" PAVING COMPANY, No, Broadway, New "
York, Jknuary!2I, 1892. Ti' Wv"
) TO Whom 4 My Conern,
At meeting Of tho narbcr Asphalt pay,,,,
Company, to,be hold al tho ONCE Of Tho rott,
pany, No, Broadway, Nav York. n. y, on ihn
l1lh day Of February, isgl, q resolution viii M
offered TO Increase tho number oi Shnrts OF tGN
capital stock OF snd company 10 such nm S,SnSn wv
asa majority Of the sbArCholdeHmay ic,cTmSITnte'
aF A. l., BARBER, presiIent
j. v, hOCK, sccrethty. 4. .f.f.f lhni.V
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FoRRENT-TO AGoODGARDENER
IL for Il torn Of yeals, teu.ncrc gcII No.
tom land above high water: on the piko md
near tho city. Rent, Sl2 per acre. Also naytnfs
land. Address "a. c. MCG.," this ol,icr. Ia
F0R RENT-NEW BRICK DWELL.
4 ING; Rll modern improvements To- rnm.,
loenth street from about February !, lS15 Viii
be leased for q term oiyQHrs 10 responsible pnriv
Apply at Office OF Tho City Water Board, iNS
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OFFICEoFTIIEBARBER ASPHALT
y ia NINtl GOWN w, NJ -ni.A

Y, PAVlNG COMPANY, No. I proalwoy, Na,S
York, January y, 1902. 'e"
Tho annual meeting OF stockholders Of mt,
company for the election of officers, ninondins,,
the bylaws increasing the capital stock md TX
transaction OF any business that may como bo,
fore the meeting will DO held nj tho olIlcs Of H.
company No. /, broadway, New York, NJ ii |"
IN. Wednesday, February II, 1892. . To
AL. BARBER, President
=, v hOCk, scClCthry. ja2jN
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Asthma and Catarrh Cured.

AStHI!h anu CAthrrn Curcu.
II have been sufferer from asthma and
catarrh for more than two years past, getting
most OF my sleep sitting up In bed or reclining
IN char. have used one jug Of Radam's MI
crobe Killer, and for the last three weeks have
been sleeping naturally, soundly and Swectly rs
child. attributed my relief 10 the remedy,
and heartily recommend 1t 10 my one suffering
from estimate o. catarrhal trouble Respect
fully, ss EDWIN Il. MOORE,
cashier in Bank OF Adairvllo, Gu"
Fever and Flux Cured.
81 checrfully testify that after taking Microbe
Killer for fifteen days am entirely cured, af-
ter being sick two years with malaria fever, and
during which time contracted other diseases,
tiux, etc. Twas attended during this timo by
three OF the best doctors of the city without
benela ~. WV. DoHERTY,
40 Celeste St, New Orleans, La"
Mr.. Radam's Microbe Killer
Cures all Diseases by Re-
moving the Cause.
Send 2-cent stamp for iS-pagc circular and tho
Microbe War shows what disease Is and what the
remedy must be, and do. to euro It. Read It, cir
culate it and you will bless the discoverer for
saving yourlfG. Address
RADAM'S MICROBE KILLER,
Nashville, Tenn,
or Logon Drug Co.. Agents. Wheeling. w Va
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NEW LAcEs at Geo. NJ. shook s Co.'s
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NEW EWBR0DERIES Mt Geo, II, suoo,s
s. Co,'u 11a Er.r1-z ~ : ..I-''7 : = 80.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-05-27
The Anti-HnI Primaries.

It was not expected that very large
vote would be cast at the anti-Hill prima-
ries in New York Wednesday. In New
York city, although more than II 900 names
of democrats are signed 30 the call for the
Syracuse convention. and 200, 900 through
out the state. less than 1000 votes were
cast In the city. The small vote, however,
does not indicate that interest In the anti
Hill movement is waning. The reason so
few voted at the primaries is that there was
no doubt that satisfactory delegateB would
be elected, however small the vote might
be, because only those whose names are
signed to the call for the protesting CON-
vention were permitted TO vote.
The fear is cropping out that the conven-
ton will do something that will injure.
rather than improve, Mr.. Clevelands
chances for getting the nomination. 1t is
asserted that Mr.. Grace, who is the recog-
nized head Of the auti-Hll movement, is
anxious to use the convention to perfect a
local organization in New York city with
which to fight Tammauy. II there Ia eny
foundation to this assertion Mr.. Grace is
playing double part. No greater mistake
| could be made than to bring local politics
into contest for the nomination for Presl-
dent.
However, those who say that MIR. Grace
10 mu n more interested in making a fight
against Tammany than he is in bringing
about the nomination OF Mr.. Cleveland may
be doing him great injustice. 1t will be-
come apparent soon after the convention
meets whether the convention Is something
more than protest against the methods by
which Senator Hill got the New York dele
CATION to Chicago.
Ii Mr.. Grace should attempt TO use the
convention to inaugurate a fight against
Iammany the popularity he now enjoys
would quickly disappear, and in all parts of
the country he would be pointed out as a man
who had violated sacred trust. There ia
not much danger. therefore, that Mr.. Grace
will attempt to use his position and infiu-
enca in the anti~Hill movement to accom-
pllsh personal ends.
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Attacked the Wrong Dog.

There was tremendous rumpus and excite
ment in prominent drug store on Chestnut
street, near Twelfth, yesterday afternoon, says
the Philadelphia Record fair maid, strolling
down the street with large mastif, stopped ia
the store for soda, The place was crowded,
and among the crowd were two other ladies'
with two other dogs.
The other dogs were considerably smaller
than the mastltf, but by a lightning calculation
they decided that by combining forces they
might take q fall out of him. Instantly acting,
the rumpus began.
In one-tlfth the space of time it takes to write
1t the air was filled with snarls, yells, barks
RroWls dog hair, female shrieks, childreu's
howls and screams, soda water, muffs. small
packages and male profanity. Women and
children clambered upon the counters or fed
into the street; the clerks and soda water boys
grapped the fighting dogs, and the big mastiff
was dragged out upon the pavement, where
crowd had already gathered.
Seeing his mistress on the outskirts of the
crowd, the mastiff gave a bound toward her
and hurled an old gentleman and a small girl
nat on their backs. The crowd scattered as IL
1t had been an egg thrown against a barn door
the big dog barked loudly, and the old gentle
man grew red in the face in his efforts to do
verbal justice to his feelings. The excitement
lasted until reserve policeman came up and
asked what the matter was and was told nine
d1nerent stories, all of which were wrong.
Inside the damage was computed at six
broken tumblers five or six dresses ruined by
soda water stains, and a huge bowl of fresh
eggs rendered valueleSs by being sat in by fat
baby. which was placed there by its mother
during the first outbreak of the excitement
Ons Of the small dogs had about half pound
OF meat bitten out OF MIN BY the big one.
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A Feathsred Victim of Hemp.

Yesterday morning cock sparrow hanged
himself from the oornice of the express build
ing on st. Michael street and died. says the Mo
bile Register. 1t was a CASE of accidental
suicide.
A few days ago reporter brought to the
office a sample of the sisal grass importation
and some of this grass was swept out into the
street by the porter. The sparrows wlo occupy
the express office cornjce have been using tue
grass for nest making.
Yesterday sparrow was seen f1uttering about
just under the coping of the building, and those
who observed him thought tlat he was strug-
Cling with an insect of some sort. Presently
the hutterin2 ceased. and the sparrow hung
limp at the end of what appeared to be thread
OF Sc wing cotton A few feeble kicks of the legs
and the little bird was dead The sparrow
mate was flying about in al excited manner and
chirping loudly.
A young man mounted to the gallery and
reaching up to the cornice with broom, pulled
up the bird, which was quite deal
The sparrow had taken q fbe- Of si5al grass
some eighteen inches long and worked bogh
ends into his nest. In dong so the fiber made
a double loop around its neck. In flying out for
more material the rope frightened and became
more tight as the sparrow struggled to release
himself. The tragedy was completed in less
than a minute His mate was so stunned by
the sight of what had happened that she did
not appear to notice the boy who came upon
the roof. She maintained a position on tee-
graph wire within q foot of ms hand when he
reached down and secured the dead bird
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PER 5ONAL.

THE writings OF Mr.. Gladstone ill twenty-five
pages Of the British Museums printed cata-
| logue.
ToIsroI is now at work on a novel in col
laboration with peasant who can neither read
| nor write.
PROF Riley, United States ethnologist, says
that grasshoppers fried in butter taste very
| muchhke shrimp. T'8
Sra ARrHUR ,SuLL1vAE. whole condition since
his return from Monte Carlo has greatly
alarmed his friends, is better.
WYOMING, it is thought, will have a young
lady among her delegates to the republican
national convention at MINNEAPOLIS.
Mr. CLEVELAND has written judge Hatha way
| OF Rockport Tex, that he will visit that place
next Tall for few days tsrpon fishing.
Ex-Goy. CURTIN OF Pennsylvania devotes
four orsfive hours day TO the memoirs of his
csei sSf times which he is preparing for publ
A REesGtyIsrToR to AFcAdsacon Farrar ellie
tied from him a statement that Tennyson and
Browning had Influenced him intellectually" by
| their poems I'D 7
No CROWNED monarch gin Europe is more
| difficult to get atfofan anterView than Arthur
Balfour, the Cover ahIsnt leaier in the parlia-
ment of England.
PREs1DESraorno MARS, of the Silverton
railroad and RIO 1Graade Southern companies
issues annual passes over his road engraved on
solid silver plates
DR. BLYDEN, the African author of we'll
known work on Islamism IS on his way TO Eng
land as minister plenipoteutiary of the republic
or Llo9r1a He will also act as Liberian min
| lister to the United States.
SENATOR STANFORD contemplates giving his
Mob Hill residence in San Francisco TO the state
| TO be converted into free public library. while
ms country house near Palo Alto is to become
the residence of the president of the Stanford
University.
MARUTTs WAGON VAvooRT, Dutch journalist
and novelist, whose pen name is "Vosmeer de
| Spe," started from Holland last Saturday to
make tour OF the United states. He will be
accompanied by c. Uddgren, a Swedish lit
terateur and well-known canoeist.
WILLIAM B. RICHARDSON, a young naturalist
| OF Boston, is making collection of birds which
the Nicaraguan government will exhibit at
chicago. Among the rare specimens he has
secured is quesal, or royal bird of the Aztecs,
which Is found only in the deep forests of
Central America.
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This Was in Gre EIDE,

Now, then all get together an try an march
as II you had wine party in sight an not like
a lot of goats. Steady there In the center
Susey, you give me pain in the neck. Can't
you keep in line? What's the matter with you
You'd think yer had tried to roll sucker an he
was broke
20 go back Go back! What's the matter
with you girls' KiraIfy would have 1t IL he
saw you.
Get in line again. Now. when the orchestra
goes ta-te- ia ta-ta-ta, come right along to an
don Z stand there as if you were petrified."
Twas a rehearsal of the Jack the Ripper
allet at the Creede Comique, the other after
noon. and the San Francisco Chronicle man
dropped in to watch its progress.
Jimmy Emmerson, the stage manager was
having hard time of it trying to make the
girls exec tie an Amazon march.
There were fifteen girls on the stage. That
Is. some Of them were girls, while others were
old enough to take first choice in any ballot
corps ever organized. Those who were young
were giddy and didn't think much Of the match,
but 1t was question of stick to the work or get
no salary, so they stuck
Once more, ladies', =" sang out the instructor,
Now, I'll fine the next jay that gets out or line,
an that settles it. Do you think I'm goin to stand
Eere all day like a boss lecturer at a side show
an give you points when you amt half woke
up yet?
Now, then-ta- ia ta-ta-ta-tal Coma on?
Maud, II you don't come quicker when the music
goes, I'll set a dog on you
Form fours. There, that's more like it
Now, twos and then single file. Lizzie. don't
swing your arms as IL you were washin' out
your wardrobe. Keep 'em still There. Now
you can rest awhile and I'll get drink"
This ballet business makes me tired, Irene, q"
SAID symphony in blacl to rocky poem in a
plaid ulster. IF could get me earrings out of
soak I'd quit the town"
20. it catches the guys" was the reply as
the rehearsal came to an end,
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FRIGHT BITS,

ToMMY-Paw, when man commits political
suicide does he shoot his head Off
Mr.. Etgg-No; merely his mouth.-Tndiond-
polls Journal
MAY-Do you believe in real live fairies?
Agnes Whispering but don't want to
say it so out loud. cause one might be listening
Hdrper's Young People.
AN EXCEPTION. Remember brudder, dat de
rain falls on bofe de just an de unjust"
huh Not when de unjust kin borry an UNI
orella, deacon. Block and White.
GALL is lost save HONOR groaned the lamb,
heeced in Wall street.
and that Is not worth a continental here"
growled his partner. Detroit free Press.
CoLLEoToR-Mr. TRACER. will you subscribe To-
ward the decoration of t le soldiers graves
Mr.. Trager-No, sir The men whose graves
want to decorate amt dead yet.-Life.
SHABBY INTRUDER--We were boys together at
school and yet you don't seem to recognize me
Banker-I don't propose to recognize you
until you tell me what you want.-Terds Sift-
in0S.
"THE trouble with Spongely is he never pays
anything" said Grabbles.
20, doesn't he. thought Ask him to pay
you visit and see, retorted Hicks.-Hd1per's
BGz0r.
AUCTIoNEER-This valuable antique article of
furniture is Queen Anne chair
Gentleman-It doesn't look like it.
Auctioneer tangrilyh-H You doubt my word ,
lean produce theInan who made it4--ITd Bits
.AUcTToNEER-Thi valuable antique article of
furniture is Queen Anne chair.
Gentleman--lt doesn't look like 1t.
Auctioneer tangry)-If you doubt my word
can produce the man who made it.--1id- Bits
JoBsoN lat the restaurant)-W Waiter, give me
some chicken and bottle OF Bass
Jagson-Give me the same.
Jobson (who Is from Bostonl-Excuse me- it
cannotbe the same-say similar. Shoe and
| Leather Reporter.
Mrs. D'AvNoo Indignantly What, Move
| out of the city and live in the suburbs Indeed
l won't-so there!
Mr. D'Avnoo (who wants to economizel-My
| dear, pretty woman like you never looks so
| charming as when sitting in a phaeton at a su
| burhan railway station waiting for her husband
She went .-Nelo York Weekly.
MABEL greatly agitated)-O! Ethel, you have
at last refused the hand of Mr.. Fellsoftly; 1
| know you have.
| Ethel (eagerlyl-How do you know it?
| Mabel saw him on the street this morning
! Ethel (alarmed)-O-h, and he was dissi-
Mabel-No, no; he was out driving with Miss
Pinkly. his old fams.-Boston Post.
REPORTER lin boat)-How many times have
| you been overtiowed here and lost all your
| fences aud crops and live stock?
Mississippi Flood Sufferer ION the roof)-I
think this is erbout the 'leventh time.
| Then why don't you move back to the hills ?''
| ''MoveS Thunder an hghtnin'! That 'ud' cost
me mighty nigh Sc. Got any tobacker?-Chi-
cGgo Tribune.