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IN Physics.

Prom the f0is Resort.l
Professor uecturing on galvanism)-What
would be the effect, Mr.. Broken, II you should
hold a quantity OF gold in one hand and OF
silver IN the otheT7
Broken-I should experience a decided
| shock.
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Miss Kate Fiod has an old steamcr-chair in
her hotel home which has gone all over this
continent and Europe. 1t was gilt from
some california friends years ago. and the
money she has paid porters aud baggagemen
to transfer It and the charges paid for eX-
pressing 1t ard tracing 1t when lost would
furnish an auditorium with seats.
In her sentimental moments she sings:
Hove 1t, love it, and who shall dare
TO chide me for lovin ing my old steamer chair.
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A Chicken Would Have Grown
Tough.

from ne Boston Post.
Patient Old citizen (atter long waiting)-I
ordered spring chicken, waiter. This must
have been an egg AT the time.
Wattcr-What makes you say so, sirf
Because II is reasonably tender.
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Rev. DR.. RoBrET CoLLYER, having at
tended senncc, doubts the genuineness
of spirits who appeared i'll calico. II is
surprising to find clergyman guilty of so
unchnritable an net as Judging by the
clothes
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Perils of the Hunt on Long Island

sit was verwy annoying said the fox
hunter. "The dogs, as we got well along,
caught sight OF Huntah's Point; and, weally,
our whole party, before we knew IT, had wun
down q beastly soap factory. | had Lord
Fit2boodlc, OF England, with us, and 1t was
terwiDly mOrtifying.
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Yesterday beat all the temperature
records Nut one for June ist. Next Tues
day, unless Signs fail, will uutlu, in point
of torridlty and in Minneapolis any pre-
vious 7th of June.
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Increased Values.

tFrom Buch 2r,n TDitl1chen.
Judge-What value do you put on the boots
that were stolen from you?
WitncsS-You see. my lord, they cost me
eight marks when new, then had them Soled
twice, which came to three marks each time
total, fourteen marks.
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From the Washington !Stdr.l
The Unhappy Father-You should DO
ashamed to idle all the time. 1t is time you
were working.
Weginald-Why, Fathahl l do wohki
Don't l VOL my own thiggawettes, wegu-
lahly2
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Resort to high hand to put down the
highbinders would be amply justifable
after such an occurrence as the battle of
Tuesday night in a Sacramento street.
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She Understood 1t Well.

lFrnm Ir'ck.l
Mr.. Manhattan-Nou understand the Ian
guago Of flowers, OF course, Miss Winona7
Miss Wiuona (ot Minnesota yes
Four Xo is the best quality, made from Sc
lGCted Winter wheat.
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The Brave Man OF May.

OF heroes who deserve high praise
The hrsVcst one IL that
True hero oi the bright Spring days
Who wears the hTst straw hat. rum.
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Was About to Offer Him One.

tProm ihs Boston Post.
Passenger ITO old salt)-You never saw q
sea serpent, you sayI
Salt-So, Sir.
Passenger-Then am 10 understand you
never drink2
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mammoth volume" Of autographs is to
be Put together for the Worlds Fair at Chi
cago. million signatures are to be obtained
OF people directly aud Indirectly connectC d
with the Exposition. The autographs VIII be
bound In three volumes OF ., 800 pages each,
to be presented respectively to the President
OF the United states for the Smithsonian In
stitution, to the Governor OF Illinois FOR the
state Library and to the Mayor OF Chicago
for the city Public Library. The names will
be collected IRON all quarters OF the globe.
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She puts Der arm around my neck;
slave TO beautY's plot,
Iput my hand inside my vest
Aud give her all I've got
TBrooklyn Lt|e
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FASHION NEWS AND NOTES.
The Dominican Gown for Those
Who Like Slender Effects.
Deep Spanish Fringes Worn Over
Light Silks.

For those who like slender effects the nov
city Of the season i the Dominican gown
The Dreadths cxtond from throat TO HON, and
the fulnCsS is laid in broad box pllit down
the front and back.
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When Baby was sick, VIC gave her CastoriA-
When she was Child, she cried for CastoriA-
When she became Miss, she clung to CaStoria-
When she had Children, she gave them CastOTi.
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Cause for Coincidence.

from IHrt.l
Mrs. Plainfeld proudlv)-And who would
have thought that / should ever be the
mother OF poet7"
Her NeighbOr MISUNDERSTANDING well,
] wouldt worry about that He'll have
better sense when he gets a little older.
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The Harrison men have got in the first
Whoop at Minneapolis. But of course
they realize that they wLoop best who
Wnoop last.
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VIII Be Forced to Move.

tFrpm h- Hp''pn Pod.l
81 have met with-a great disappointment
to-day said Weary watkins to his Chum
"Whats the matter now-bccn drafted"
MY landlady got 50 sorry for me because
couldn't hhd work that she gave me lOg
hcISslt'
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trial any better than he did test. III thu
Bunco O'Brien matter
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After DR.. PARKHURsT has seen the worst
In Whiteohapel lie may have modified
idea of the enorlnity of vice in New York.
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Johnny's Dime.

To The fdfbT
babies II were rich | would send much
more. LITTLE JOHSSY SAVAGE,
- hamilton street.
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Here's q Big Help.

Please accept - for the little babies from
llELOISE and HENRY.
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Brooklyn's police on parade Yesterday
fully merited the compliments paid them
by Mayor EooDY.
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PL,Tr thinks one ballot should settle it
at Minneapolis. What joke if it should
be PLATT who got settled
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The " Greater New York movement is
not even sleeping.
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In the local corset shops every successful
firm reserves a hitting room. Here the stays
are tried on md alterations are made free or
charges on imported goods. The "poor
child" who can only pay dollar or so keeps
putting on and taking on whalebone until a
pair Is found that fts her
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A Thieving storm.

ltTpW rack !
This Is highway robbery" said Morrison
Essex, NS the heavy ralus washed the road
away from III front OF his place.
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According TO an interview with william
Clark Russell in foreign magazine the pop
uar novelist first conceived the Idea OF writ
ing story while imprisoned on board ship
for Insubordination.
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1t is the safe way not to give the trolley
even the least of toothold.
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Watercd gauze Is n pretty novelty. 1t Is
striped with the same color and then a water.
mark floats over all, making most airy ant
delicate effect.
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FoRANER's fire alarm has sounded. Il
il time TO send III an ambulance call?
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VACRANT VERSES

Whose Superscription2"
II every ooin. with C,esar's face.
Should go 10 tPsAT, surely We,
Who, ON our coins, woman place,
DO III complain, to-day, that sEe
FoT most our dollars makes a call.
/ Is rather cause for ecstasy
To know she doesn't get thOm all
-Ihch.
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The United Presbyterians, at Pittsburg,
have decided that because the President
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The Evening World Fr!nts Acso-
eiated Press News.
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Cain Of 5o,io5 In the average
number Of WORLDS printed per
day In May, 1892, as compared
with May, 1901.
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The subscriber who signs herself n " Reader
OF The EvESING WORLD " writes good letter
on the Blind mans family In Tub Alley"
published saturday In these columns. Her
point Is well taken. 1t certainly Is shame
and an outrageous state OF things that per-
NIT n bind man to Oo imposed upon by a
lazy daughter aud her guod-tOr-nothing young
husband But what would n Reader OF THS
EyRSISG WORLD" do about it7 Have the
lOafcr arrested and committed to the Island
for ncglcCting to support his wife and child,
the father sent to an asylum for the
blind and the children handed over
TO the Society, aud the ign rant scnttcr-braln
OF girl-mothcr thrown upon the street!
| This is Just what would happen II legal steps
were taken. The uumanly husband would
return to the city morally worse than he Is
now II he ever lived with his wife he would
abuse Ter, ana lis wrath would fall upon the
innocent baby whose sichly condition In
directly caused his punishment.
| Mrs. DR.. Parkhurst voices the very same
opinion. She says: What poor women
need Is protection from the shiftlcsS, lazy mer
who do not support their children
what children need Is industria
training that will enable then
to earn their living AT an early age, II ncct
be-, and the physical strength TO appropriate
such instruction"
1t Is to bring about this last condition tina
the Sick Baoics' Fund has been fOsLcred ant
supported. 1t cannot correct the evil lnclina
tons OF the lazy, idle aud shiftless Il canno
even assist the poor sightless man to earn al
honest living, hut It can and Will put thu
wretched children and help them to hang on
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Mrs BenEimin Harrison did not send Baby
Damrosch a birthday present. Nor did Baby
MrIIpp
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FOR SKIN DISEASES

length. our family
physician recon-
mcnded me to try
Ayers Snrsaparilla,
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Henry BrrneUth0'.-Your lcttcr inclosing
81 for little Billy was received. but through
some mist axe was not acknowledged.
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The elaborate dress sleeves In vogue have
made large sleeves u necessity In coats.
The evening world., 1892-06-02

Two packages OF toys have been received
from Master lIoik b. campbell, OF Brooklyn
They will gladden. the hearts OF some poor
tots and lignten many drcary hours.
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Gain OF is, asa In the number
of Advertisements printed In
May, 1892, as compared with
May, 1891.
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"a dose of DR..
Picrce's Pleasant
Pellets, Sick or
Bilious II cad"
aches, Dizziness,
Constipation, In
digestion, Bilious
Attnclis, and oil
arrangements OF
the liver, stomach
and bowels are
! promptly relieved
and permanently
! n,,rnfI
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For obvious reasons, dear l.. u. X, addresses
are not published. send your bundle TO THIS OIL
iiCc aud rest assured that 1t Will he bestowed
upon an appreCiative mother who VIII make
over the coat for her small boy, or II you pre-
fer, write again and the woman's address
will be matted TO you.
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Hundreds Of Tiny Patients Awaiting
the FREQ Doctors.
THE SUBSCRIPTIONS.
NOTES BY NELL NELSON,


To N, Fii'pri
can Nell Nelson help me TO dispose OF n
bundle OF old heavy clothing by giving an adj
dress In The EvESISG MOHLDf The bundle
sound inviting AZ tins season. Perhaps IL
might be better to send such things 10
hospital, but do not KNOW Of any. II you can
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eg-BRANOu OFFICES:
WORLD UPTOWN OFFiCE-l2G7 BRoApwAr-
between 3lst and 32d sts., New York.
WORLD HARLEM ottICE-l2jTH ST. Asp
MADISON AVE.
TROoKLYN-3O9 wAsHISGroS ST.
PHILADELPHIA. PA.-LEpGEn BuiLDISG. liz
souTn 9TH ST. WASHiNGTON-Gl0 l4TH ST.
LONDON oFFiUE-32 CocksrUn ST., lnAfAL-
GAR SoUARE
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commencing with q
singing. painful
sensation and q dis
charge Of almost i'm
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Erysipelas

percrptible matter, which would form
into.a sort of scab. increase in size. loos-
en-, and fall of, leaving the parts
raw and sore. Sakves and the doctors
prescriptions did me no good. Pre-
suming the trouble TO he eczema, l be-
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nothing the doctors
did for me was of
any avail. At last I
took four bottles of
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and after taking two bottles. was en-
tirely cured. the disonse having never
shown itself since "-E. Is. Simpson,
London. Tenn.
Two years ago l was troubled with
salt-rheum. It was all over my body, and
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gan TO take Ayers
Sarsaparilla. l had
hardly commenced
on the fifth bottle,
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Salt-Rheunn

Ayers Sarsparilla, and was completely
cured. l can sincerely recommend this
medicine to others. and consider j: a
splendid blood.purifier. Justin S. Burt,
Uppor Keswick n. B.
Ayers SersapariIla cured me ofscrof-
ula. u. G.. Berry. Deerfeld, Mo.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1892-06-04
AN IMMENSE OUTPUT.

The Mills Make an Attempt to Break
the Record
The flour output last week was am8ng
the largest ever made, the Pillsbury mills
alone grinding 1854 barrels. saws the
North western Miller. The 10 mills in
operation made an aggregate Of 1876, 700
barrels averaging 33,117 barrels daily
against 149,890 barrels the previous
week, l28,23o barrels for the correspond
ing time in 1891 and 92,77O barrels: IN
1890 Nineteen mills, the same number
as were in operation a week ago were
running Wednesday, and the weeks pro-
ductlon will again be very heavy. This
leaves only three mills idle, representing
something over 1000 barrels capacity.
The flour market for week back has
been pretty dull, and the fresh orders
booked lack good deal of offsettinQ the
production. In consequence, the mills
are at present running largely on old
orders. The direct exports last week
were $3.50 barrels, against q, $50 barrels
the preceding week.
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Board of Education,

At the meeting Of the Board of lucl-
ton held last Tuesday, Superintende 1t
Bradley submitted a report showing that
the number of pupils admitted to the
school during the month was $50, max
ing the total enrolment to date 23,7O4.
an increase of 1915. Attention was
called to the need of additional school
facilities by renting rooms or otherwise.
as when the fall term opened the indica-
tions were that the attendance would be
upwards of 1000 more. Mr.. Bradley
stated that some steps should be taken to
have proper exhibition at the Colum-
bian Exposition next year. The general
opinion was that if Minneapolis could be
represented as city it would be wise for
the board to expend several thousand
dollars in this connec tion, but il the work
and exhibit was to be Incorporated with
the state without any distinction there
would be no object in expanding money
on the matter. 3#
October - has been set aside as the
anniversary OF the discovery Of America,
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c. T. A. u. Convention.

Almost all the railroads entering St.
Paul have granted rate of one and one
third fare for the round trip to persons,
whether delegates or not, who attend
the G. r. A. o. Convention to be held in
St. Paul on the 18th and 18th of this
month. The reduction is made upon the
certificate plan. Those wishing to take
advantage of the cheaper rate will pur-
chase an ordinary ticket to st. Paul, pay
ing full fare. They will tell their local
agent that they are going to the conven-
tion and get from him a certificate. This
certificate I will sign in the convention
hall and when thus signed it will entitle
the holder to return ticket for one
third the usual fare, and will be good for
three days: The attendance will surely
be large
Fraternally Yours,
?. M. MoRouEY.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1892-06-04
State Prohibitionists.

At the Prohibition State convention
held in Minneapolis on Monday and
Tuesday of this week the following
ticket was placed in nomination: Gov
ernor, W. j. Dean; Lieutenant Governor,
Ole Kron; Auditor, P. B. Ramer; Trea-
surer, B. FL. Evans; Secretary OF State,
81. a. Aaker; Attorney General, Robert
Taylor; Clerk Of Supreme Court, mo
nomination). Presidential electors at
large, Hugh Harrison, Rev. Martin
Mahoney; First District, P. B. Ramer;
Second District, s. J. johnson; Third
District, A. P. Cooley; Fourth District,
g. B. Marshall; Fifth District, Rev.
Frank Peterson; Sixth District, David
Murtagh; Seventh District, Rev. B. B.
Haugan.
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Jackson Defeats Slavin.

The most exciting event Of the week
in pugilistic circles was the fight between
Slavin and Jackson which occurred in
London last Monday. jackson defeated
the Australian in ten rounds. All the
arrangements of the fight were admir-
able aud the contest was one of the fair
est seen for long time. The British
aristocracy we're present in large num-
bers and lost heavily on Slayin. UP to
the eigth round honors were easy, and
from then to the close the result is given
by rounds as follows
Eighth Round-Jackson was now per-
spring freely, but he seemed to be
fresher than his opponent jackson
again banged away at Slavin for all ne
was worth, and had the best Of the round
at the finish, odds of 6 to being on him
at the close.
Ninth Round-Slavin made a grand
effort to keep on equal terms with jack
son, but received several more singing
left-handed blows on the mouth and eyes.
Jackson was shooting his right with
great effect, and had the best of the ex-
changes when the two men were ordered
to their corners.
Tenth Round--Slavin came up very
game, but he was weaker than he looked.
After few exchanges Jackson landed a
right-handed blow on Slavin's throat,
sending him against the ropes. Before
Slavin was able to recover Jackson was
on him with both hands. Slavin became
dazed from the effects of this terrible
punishment. The negro fought him all
around the ring, and succeeded in knock
ing him out in the first two minutes OF
the round. jackson was then declared
the victor amid terrific cheering.
jackson tipped the scales at 1893
pounds aud Slavin at 1876 pounds jack
sons seconds were "Parson' Davies, Joe
Choynski. and Jim Hall. Slavin's
seconds were his brother Jack, Tom
Williams, and Tom Burrows. Mr.. Angle
was referee.
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Saltwater Echoes.

Special to The Ir.h Standard.
J. F. O'Brien, of Minneapolis, repre-
sent1ng LIE IRISH STANDARD, was Wis
itor the first part of the week.
Michael, the six year old son of John
O'Brien, who was injured in q runaway
last week. is improving rnd hopes are en-
tertained for his complete recovery.
The game of ball played Monday be-
tween the Saltwater and Menomonie
base ball clubs was too much one-sided
to be of interest. The visitors succeeded
in getting four runs 70 their credit, while
the home niue run their score up to
twenty.
At the last meeting Of the Board Of
Education Prof. A. M. Stone, of Anoka,
was engaged as superintendent OF the
Saltwater public schools, Prof. Wilson
declining to accept the office for the
coming year. Prof. Stone comes highly
recommended and will, no doubt, make
good officer.
Decoration day was observed IN the
usual manner in this city. The graves
we're decorated in the morning. In the
afternoon the G. A. r. posts, escorted by
Go. x, First Regiment N. G. s. M. ,. head
ed by the North Hill band, paraded the
streets to the cemetery where an excel
lent program appropriate to the day was
rendered, Hon. J. a. Davidson, of st.
Paul, delivering the address.
The system of grading the convicta
into three classes according to their con-
duct went into effect at the prison Wed
nesday. In the future the garb worn by
the prisoners will designate the class to
which they belong. The first grade men
will wear gray suit, the second check
cred suit and the third the stripes, the
present uniform of the prisoners.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1892-06-04
An Important Decision.

The ealoonkeepers have lost. Judge
Dickinson, of the Supreme Court, handed
down his decision last Thursday and sus-
tanned the crusaders against the saloon
keepers who were tried and punished by
the Municipal Court for keeping their
places open ON Sunday in defiance of the
city ordinance. The su preme court
holds that the expressly authorized re
vocation by the court Of license to sell
intoxi eating liquors upon conviction of
the icensee Of a violation of the ordin-
ance does not constitute punishment
within the meaning of the constitution,
80 as to remove such cases beyond the
jurisdiction of justices of the peace
Nor is it beyond the jurisdiction of jus.
tices Of the peace to impose the punish
ment of imprisonment to the city work
house. The ordinance requiring saloons
to be kept closed on Sunday is held not
unreasonable. The general legislation
of 1887 concerning and regulating the
sale Of intoxicating liquors, although ap-
plicable to cities, is held not to have had
the effect of repeating by implication
existing municipal ordinances on the
subject, or the charter power to enact
ordinances not inconsistent with the
general law. Acts which are punishable
under the general law also may b. made
punishable by ordinance. Various COM
plants and the evidence Hereunder are
held suffi Gent to justify conviction. The
decision involves eight of the Mime
apolis liquor cases, in which the state of
Minnesota is respondent, and w. FL.
Hainss, e. A. O'Brien, Martinus Jevire,
G. l.. LOOMS, G. Fl. Wood, E. 0. Brown,
Thomas Gallagher and Patrick Lyons
respec lively are appellants.
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The University Graduates.

Toe university commencement exer~
cises opened Thursday afternoon in the
coliseum. There was very large attend
ance, the hall being we'll filled. The
salutatorian was Miss Clara E. Bailey,
whose effort was an admirable one and
vigorously applauded J. E.. Bradford
read an essay on Acknowledgement of
Women" and demonstrated that he; had
given the subject considerable study,
and was an apt student of political
economy. Science, It's Aim and In
auence" was the topic on which George
Head discoursed. The subject was
trifle weighty for him; still, he did very
we'll, and received the applause of the
audience when he concluded. George f
HulPs essay was entitled "Looking
Backward" and was an excellent retro
spective resume of the advancement OF
the world in science and education.
j. e. O'Brien was patriotic to his coun-
try, and delivered an interesting disser-
tation on the cause of Ireland's debase-
ment. The "Calls of Patriotism'i was
the title of L. L. Pierce's essay; Miss
Louise Robinson spoke on "Modern
Chvalry,' and G. G. Skies on mistaken
Endeavor." Mrs. EAie Ames- Rockford
was the valediotorian, and the university
has seen few better ones. She also spoke
on the "Jews in Russia" aud demon
strated that she was conversant with
their condition. She dwelt on the prime
val causes of the persecution of the Jews
in Russia, the condition they now find
themselves in, and modestly ventured
few opinions on what could be done to
ameliorate their sufferings.
The university alumni dinner was held
in the, afternoon in the law building.
Nearly 200 participated. Judge Mahoney
was toastmaster, and responses were
made by Knute Nelson, j. T. Wynaan,
I. G. Gates, Rev. &. II. Wells, President
Northrup, Gov. Pillsbury and others.
During the dinner the campus quartette
sang college and other songs.
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and, according to DE-. Bradley, there
would not be a district school il the state
or country which would not have some
demo nstration on that day. On his sug-
gestion committee consisting Of Presi-
dent Ankeny and Directors Rolf, Pratt
and Jaeger was appointed to look after
the exhibit and arrange for proper
celebration.
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1892-06-04
Flouncing Sale.

Swiss Flouncings ~ inches wide hem
stitched and scalloped, deeply embroid-
cred at l9c, Csc and 49c per yard at
- lson's' Monday, worth douubl
The Irish standard. [volume] (Minneapolis, Minn. ;) 1886-1920, 1892-06-04
What a Penny Will Buv

S. E. Olson & Go. will sell Monday and
all the week Blasting Cotton, lc spool:
Crochet Cotton, 1c per ball; Dress Braid
all colors. 1c; Pins lc paper. /;