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Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-03-10

An OPPORTUNITY such as is seldom offered
for investment may be found in the 'executrix
sale" tomorrow at o'clock p. m. Of two valu-
able tracts of land in Tennallytown, both 'front.'
ing on the Rockville road, ana one also on the
Belt road. Electric cars pass directly in front
Of each piece Of property, and both parcels will
subdivide to advantage. See advertisement.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-03-10
A Change Of Name.

The Mt Bethel Baptist Church has decided
to change its name to the Jane L. Stanford, in
recognition Of the many acts Of kindness per-
formed by the wife of the California Senator
In behalf Of the colored people. The action
taken at meeting Of the congregation on
Monday night and there was no opposition to
the change.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-03-10
A BIC PRor1r.
600 REALIZED ON AN INVESTMENT OF A.

600 REALIZED ON AN INvEsTNkNT OF q.
Mr. W. F. Eltxroth. an esteemed school teacher in
the town Of Morrow. Ohio. states his clearly
that comment in further than to say
those run down and out Of health.
GO AND DO LIKEWISE.
1T feel that must add ms name to the list Of those
who feel grateful for benefit derived from using Hoods
Sarsaparila 1t has been worth 800 bottle in
the following manner. viz: have been teaching
school for 8 yeas Last fall became out. had
no appetite. COULDN'T SLEEP AT NIGHT. and be-
came debilitated that impossible to perform
my duty - teacher.
WROTE MY RESIGNATION
To take effect In two weeks but persuaded to try
Hoods Sarsaparills. Within week was so much
better that continued my school and still teach
ing. have used two bottles and feel LIKE NEW
MAN and have over 500 clear from 81 spent for
Hoods Ssrsapsrilla." W. r. ELTZROTa.
Morrow. Ohio.
sFRoM THE SISTERS OF MERCY.
I'VE hnd Hoods sarsaparilia to b good. useful
and valuable medicine. one can recommend from
experience" SISTERS OF MERCY.
weat 4th It,. Cincnnati. Ohio.
HOODS sARSAPARILLA
Is the best blood purnsr the best ssrsnsth builder
the best nerve helper. odvstt trial.
HOODS PILLS are the best family cathsrtsc and
liver medicine Harmless. reliable. surs. 4
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-03-10

Is speedily, permanently and economically cured By
the CUTIcURA REAEpI1s, IA. q s,rOur l.u.
go sufsrsssvho have tried and found wanting both
physciaus md msdicinss. 70 mako one moro effort to
nd themselves Of th~s sszzs>as saiisesonA CUrI-
ouRA b ths only DenMvs cui1 3
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-03-10

DRscRrPTIoN 10 unnecessary, as every sufferer
with piles knows exactly the torture and trouble
he suffers Bottoms Infallible Pile Salve. price
90 cents. cures every form Of this miserable
ailment quickly and radically.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-03-10
P.rior Car to Old Poin. Comsort.

Pullman buffet parlor car to Old Point Com
fort. VIA Richmond and c. and U. railway,
leaves Washington daily. except Sunday, 1851
an; arrives Old Point 6:25 pm
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-03-10

To ATLANTIC CITY VIA ROYAL BLUE LINE
Trains leave Baltimore and Ohio station daily
at 4O5 and 10 am. and II M. Round trip
rate $3.50. Tickets good for six months from
day Of sale. Baggage checked from residence
to hotel at Atlantic City. Street cars and cab
service from Baltimore and Ohio station ut
Philadelphia to Reading pier foot Of Chestnut
street-Adct
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-03-10
LOCAL MENTION.
The Weather.

yoRHcAsr TILL RIGHT p. n FRIDAY
For the District Of Columbia, MARYLAND and
virginia. light showers, probably turning into
snow tomorrow morning. followed by much
colder, clearing weather during Friday, with q
cold wave; northwssterly winds; fair Saturday.
High Water. Low Water.
$40 an 6.57 pm. Midnight 1912 pm.
Cold Wave Coming.
The following bulletin has been issued from
the offce Of the chief of the weather bureau:
Hoist cold-wave flag; temperature will fall about
fifteen or twenty degrees by Friday night
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-03-10
CITY ITEMS.

Special Notice to Cash Buyers.
Lonsdsle Cambria, yard wide. 10c.; Fruit OF
the Loom Cotton, yard wide, size; Sheeting
Cotton, excellent quality, immense double
width, 25c. CATERS, I'll Market space. 1t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-03-10

Nor BAD TO MANAaE.-Celery, Beef and Iron
Cork and knife) at the table; and Celery, Beef
ard Iron CDR. Henley's) after meals, to prevent
dyspepsia and indigestion No charge for this
hint Ask your druggist.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-03-10

Thomas d. Singleton, 415 9TH ct. NV,
still continues his low prices for all classes Of
goods in his line and will guarantee to meet
many lines do even better Remember, he has
NO old nor shopworn goods to force off on the
public nor remnants to dispose Of. but will cut
from the roll as many yards as you need Of the
very best Atwood Ingram at 571Sc. per yard.
Best Tapestry at 75c. and Body Brussels from
" to Sl.20 per yard for the best Lowells.
Jointless Fancy Mattings, 22lS to 35c.; and his
prices for Furniture will be found on careful
comparison to be little lower than the lowest
advertised lists in the city. Call and secure
real bargains.
THOMAS D. SINGLETON,
Furniture, Carpets, Mattings, Oil Cloths, Baby
Carriages, &c. mhs-tu, tn ,sSt
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-03-10

Our Java and Mocha Coffee, SOC. per ID.
1ts METzaER's FINE GROCERY. Az ith st NV.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-03-10

EreHr standard white Cal wines, specially
grovthA CHE. XANDER. 9O9 It'll St
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-03-10

None Name 1t but to Praise.
Wheeler d Wilson's New High Arm No. 9.
A marvel Of ightness and swiftness.
jazz Office 437 9th st. NV.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-03-10

GERHARD Lanes famous book beer ready
Saturday. March 12.-Adpt.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-03-10

House Cleaning in Heavy Underwear:
S9c will buy our Plain, Colored Ind Striped
Merino Underwear. Extraordinary value.
FRANC h Son, One Price, cor. It'll and d sits. 1t
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-03-10

Sufferers From Catarrh can find relief
and sure cure by using Piso's Remedy for
Catarrh. All druggists. Zoe.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-03-10
OFFICIAL NOTICES.

OFFICE OF THE COMMISSIONERS OF rur
-, District OF Columbia Washington, March q
To whom IL may The Cou.lsi-.
soners % the District VI CosoubiA have rs.,~iV-t
troni Congress the following hll. etth r~qns-f fr
tner views 90 the propriety OF a. B~.ors
reportins on tins hail the COMMISSIONER dee 70 10
Know ~hai ohjections. any. exist 10 said Trot sd
l-sls suon. and fos that TuslOse vii hol sI&cIsl
session Al IL O'Clock m. Saturday, Msrrh 10
70 size hearing 10 psrties Interested A bali IN N
70 efefiIf IMPROVEMENTS 90 real estate In the
Llsrlt oi ol ulnbas IRON taNstlon" That from ard
after the :sth day Of June 1877 IMPROVEMENT. 10
rea estate N the District " co unhis SHAH - e.en %
from TAXATION. and the dencit the revenue -an.si
thereby sls l,e met ny hrher rate Of taxatior IN
land winch shall u Assessed a fs fu potential mar
ket NAne ana AZ Laws OF parts Of laws ncon.istent
herewith are hereby repealed. J. W. DOUGLASS. j.
". koss. W. r. kOSskLl.. Commissioner u. [.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-03-10

| Watches, Diamonds. &C.. sold on easy terms
Drop postal. J. H. Cox. 9Th and ste. sc. IT.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-03-10
TharD's Old Established Wine and
Liquor House Has u National Reputa.


TharD's Old Established Wine and
ton.
There is not a wholesale or retail wine and
liquor establishment in the national capital
that 10 better and more favorably known than
the old and reliable headquarters of Mr.. James
Iharp, at 8lS street northwest where the
pure and unauthorized "Old Rye Berkeley"
stands pre-eminently high. both as medicine
and as most excellent tonic or beverage. The
reason why this popular brand of liquor has .
national reputation is because it is extensively
used by members Of both branches Of Congress-
who, as general rule, know \ good thing when
they see it, but appreciate the more after they
sample 1t. His imported and domestic wines
are selected with a great deal Of care and su-
perior Judgment, based upon many years Of
practical knowledge in handling wine and
liquors. mhS-th,s
Coughs, Hoarseness, Sore Throat, &C.,
quickly relieved by BRowN's BRONCHIAL
IRocHEs. They surpsss all other preparations
ia removing hoarseness and as q cough remedy
are pre-eminently the best. ~
Special Sale.
10 per cent off only for this week. Great
slaughter in Rhine Wines and Whiskies Stock
must be reduced. Ladies specially invited.
H. A. SELIGsoN's,
mh9-4t 1900 and 1902 Pennsylvania ave.
New Orleans Molasses, finest quality. new
crop,
50c. gallon.
1t c. WILMER Co., 1918 Pa. ave.
). Heller, 720 18th st. NV, is making speciality
in Ladies' and Childrcns Hair Cutting and
Sham pooling. Also cures Dandruff. mh7 ST.
Nervous Prostitution, Sleeplessness, Opium
habit Dizziness, Blues cured by Dr.. Miles
Nervine. Samples free at Druggists. Ctr
For Rheumatism and neuralgia you can
not get better remedy than Salvation Oil.
Phillips Digestible Cocoa,
Delicious, easily digested and highly nourishing
Repairing and Renting. Telephone, 1860
DOMESTIC SEWING MACHINE Co., It'll and II sts
mh3-10t
None Name 1t but to Praise.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-03-10
nRUNKENNEss OR THE LIQUOR HABIT. BOA.
~ Timely ~, CURED 6Y ADMINIsIf RING

Dr. HAINES' GOLDEN SPECIfiC
II Is manufactured a. powder. which can be eivea
IN 2 gass u Deer; 2 cup OF conec or Tea. in foo
harmless and will effect permanent and speedy cmrs
whether the patient 10 . moderate drinker or An aleu-
hollc wreck II has been xiven in Thousands Of casss
and in every Instance perfect cure has followed Il
never fAile Ine system once tinpregnsted with the
GOLDEN SPECIFIC CO., SOLE PROPRIETOAn
CINCINNATI. OHIO. -
Forty-eaght page book Of psrticulazs frsA 70 -
had Of 8. y. WARE. under kbbitt Houoo. Ksak.
nGton. D. @ @ylx. u. tbs. %. to16ny,N
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-03-10

CARPrrs CLEANED by the Empire Carpet
Works, 631-6S5 Mass ave. n. W.. are made moth
proof free Of charge. Telephone 1851
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-03-10

Repairing and Renting. Telephone, 1860.
DOMESTIC SEWING MACHINE Co., 7th and II SITS.
mh3-10t
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Royal Glue Made for You! l0c. Druggists

Pure Old Rye Whisky a years old, 75c. at.
Old Port Wine, pure grape juice. SOC. bottle.
Excellent Domestic Sherry. SOC. large bottle.
IT. METzGERs FINE GROCERY All 7th Ut. NV.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-03-10

Nervous PrOstratiOn, Sleeplessness, Opium
habit Dizziness, Blues cured by Dr.. Miles
Nervine. Samples free at Druggists. Ctr
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-03-10

s. Heller, 72O 18th ST. NV, is making speciality
In Ladies and Children's Hair Cutting and
Shampooing. Also cures Dandruff. mh7-5t"
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-03-10

use use use use use use use use
use use use use use Use use
lie use use use use use use use
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LADIES GOODS.

nRFssTs EASTMAN HOLMES. NAkFls ~
~ all kinds OF lsdies' ana misses lly Trench
tai or systeml val IL located after Nar,h rs
1lO0 lStA ct. NV, wher~ hey will 10 tr.tar,d
to do hrstclsss work short notice and Nv
prices. mhlO2t-
Mrs NJ BRAID FY. MoDIsIF- g ST "
Nl formerly >ee York. invites PATRONAGE OF Wash.
inwton adde's costumes made SYKES. Prr-
fe ut moderate Price. Cutting speciality
mhlO-lN-
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Phillips Digestible Cocoa,
Delicious, easily digested and highly nourishing
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-03-10
DENTISTRY.

nR. BLAIR. 2l2 IND AVE w-FILLlNS A
~ specialty ID years experience teeth hlIed abso-
utey without pain gold, 81 silver. 81 gas sdmnis-
tered oIen Sundays. fel1-AWs
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-03-10

Dog Collars engraved; razors sharpened
free: Rodgers Cutlery. WALFoRD's, All Pa. ave.
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-03-10

- In Diamonds. Va ,hes. Jswslry, Awe WARE &C.,
10 tsh q. n third door abovs r. fins watch ed
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-03-10

For Rheumatism and neuralgia you can
not get better remedy than Salvation Oil. 4
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ADJUSTMENTS.

ADJUSTMENTS.
A VISIT 10 lHf .5 ssssP CANYON OF rAf
with Lantern views
BY cHAs d. wALcorT
OF the United States Geolosicsl Survey.
For the benefit OF the
YOUNG woMANs CHRISTIAN HOME
UNITARIAN CHURCH.
Cor. l4th and L sts..
TUESDAY. MARCH Is. 1892. AT Pm.
ADMISSION. SO CENTS
Tickets may be had At Thompson's and the shorshan
Druy Stores and At l4ol 18th st. nv.
mh5 10. l2.l4
MR ALLAN DE c. MULLER. sUCCEssuR 10
Mi l. u Marin. Select School for DANCING. Masonic
Circulars at the Academy. fe2o-lm'
LECTURES.
JOSEPH COOK.
FRIDAY. MARcHll. ArsP.M.
Lecture at Metropolitan Church. ~ and str~ess-
Subject: Law and Labor Property and Poverty"
Prelude: Safeguards of Universal Suffrage"
Admission Is cents: reserved seats, q, Ellis. Is
cents extra mhS-3
EXCURSIONS. &c.
STEAAER sARrHoLpL 60,
The boat for small psrties,
'' Sb sEse Il si5'B BOAT HOUSE
fe16-3ms boot Of st q. v.
STAGE EXCURSIONS.
nEwITT's TALLY Ho sTADEs LLAtL Oh
~ 18th 1t. q W. at 10 n. IN. and Arlington,
soldiers Home and Cabin John Bridge. Pare. round
TRIP, 50 to Toe. Zoo PARK andssston buildInxs Csc.
ALLY
LEGAL NOTICES. :. ,af,g
IN THE SUPREME COURT OF THE DISTRICT
OF COLUMBIA.
Holding special term tor orphans Court business,
In the matter Of the rsIai. OF caroine Acker late
the District OF Columbia, deceased
No. 4102. Administration Docket IL.
Application Tor the probate of the last will and testa
ment and for letters tsstsentary the estate
Acker.
All persons interested are hereby notified TO appear
In this court On Friday the 18th day OF March
O'Clock D. NJ, to show why the said viii shou a
tamentsry the estate OF the said asceased should
not issue prayed. Provided copy of this orer be
published once week for three weeks In the Nashnx-
ton Law Reporter and Evening Star previous tile
ssid day.
By the court: A B. HAGNER. Justice
lest L. p. WRIGHT,
Register Of Wills for the District Of Columbia.
fe2o- law3w
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-03-10
STAGE EXCURSIONS.

nEwITT'S TALLY Ho STAGES LEAkE 5ll
~ 18th st. q W. at 10 n. m. and y Arlington,
soldiers. Home and Cabin John Bridge. Pare. round
TRIP, SO to 7oc. Zoo PARK andssaton buildInxa 25c.
hll-ly
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nj ISIS NJ IL HNsoN;; n..ss,.
lOll nth ST. nv

WANTED-LADlEs TO KNOW PROF. LIy-
w tne-ton of Hss Broadway. New York, who o
noted Tor his success IN teaching French dress
ig and deslsnne, has opened psrors At 7u9 lth at
" -. where he ~lii teach French drcss cutting. ba-t
,,pr, oraping, designing. mstchns plaids .~trl-.
kcn bias Tor without fune-> II TOP OF dsrts
$50 LOUIS " coat. tea gowns. princess dresses aud
sksfts Positively no rehtting any forms Way
have most OF the leading and dee adopted
my SYSTEM because msny OF the so-,ailed imported
dresses are made by system IN Am-rica tl~r~icrs
cutters using are m constant demand. PARENTS
would do well TO investigate tsAch lsdiss
nfteen up 10 make renci dresses. wnich will snshe
them TO Mi positions. into business own
dressnaAing. len dollars discount tins week. Los
sous day and evenins. AL invited. fei2-lm'
THE SISTERS IN CHARGE OF ST. ROSES
L industrial school, Ars3 q II. n W, have r-ol~n.d
Department for hdren's SUITS IN coupegtlcn with
Dressmaking and Millinery d:slJm
HAVE REMOVED To IN 18TH ST. NV.
making buttons 10 order 10 sizes Eat fancy tall
share plain OF with ivory cloth metal rims, loop
buttons specialty. W. ;. HILL fe.stin.'
Nj ME. d. TAULELl.E. LATE OF sl5 i4TH sT
AVA removed TO 1919 st. OSTRICH f.s hers dyed and
cured, dressed IN nne style Party dre-ses and 70 ~ns
Cleaned Point lace curtains done up. fe.s5
pLAlTiNG. CENTS YARD ANDTP. BIZ TONS
Il To order. 10 cents dozen. pinkins 2 cents yard.
tailor made buttonhoe.. cents each.
dloSus
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-03-10

Coughs, Hoarseness, Sore Throat, &C.,
| quickly relieved by BRowN's BRONCHIAL
IRocHEs. They surpass all other preparations
| in removing hoarseness and as a cough remedy
| are pre-eminently the best ~
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-03-10


The Collie Club-Silver club medal, value 800
for the best collie under two years Of age. in
open class, exhibited by member of the Collie
Club; won by Rosslyn Charles.
Thomas Z. Ogram. 1911 Pennsylvania ave-
nue. handkerchief and glove box. value SIS;
entered and exhibited by lady resident of the
District of Columbia; won by Rossyn Charles.
The Bulldog Club Of America, for competition
by members only-First, the Bulldog Clubs
\ silver medal for best specimen; second, the
Bulldog Clubs silver medal for best American
bred bitch; third. the Bulldog Clubs silver
medal for best American-bred bitch; won by
Salem.
b. Kopf, 1898 Pennsylvania avenue-Box Of
fine cigars for best bull terrier on exhibition,
won by Streatham Monarch.
Washington City Kennel Club-$10 for the
best exhibit Of four or more beagles entered
and owned by one exhibitor; won by Forest
| City kennels.
National Beagle Club-s5 or silver for the
best beagle dog exhibited by member of Ma
tional Beagle Club; won by Tomboy.
National Beagle Club-S5 or silver for the
| best beagle bitch exhibited by member Of Ma
tlonal Beagle Club; won by Daisy I'd.
Washington City Kennel Club-S15 for the
best exhibit Of four or more fox terriers entered
and owned by one exhibitor; won by Blenton
| kennels.
| The American Fox Terrier Club-sl0 for the
best fox terrier on exhibition; won by Blenton
Victor I'd.
4 len uOhars Ior the pest f0X terrier on exh1bl-
| ton to the open class; won by Dobbin.
| Tomboy Stskes-A solid silver cup, presented
/ by the president Of the American Fox Terrier
J Club added to a sweepstake Of IS, p.p., for fox
| terrier bitches whelped after January /, 1891,
to be competed for at the spring show of the
Washington City Kennel Club; won by Blen-
ton valeria
DIR. +. W. Greenfell-silver club medal for
the best fox terrier bred and owned in the Dis
/ trict of Columbia; won by the Dean.
A. E.ES ALL. g. a
fox terrier entered and exhibited in the open
class; won by DObbin.
4 LIST CT AWARDS COMPLETED.
The judges completed their labors yesterday
by making the following awards:
Irish terriers-Class lisa; challenge-Dun-
hurry. Class 1lsb; dogs-Boxer. Nv, 1; Han
over Boy. 2. Class lis: open: bitches-Crate
Black and tan-Class lly; challenge-Brom
field Sultan. Class 100; open; over seven
pounds; dogs-Prince Regent l; Salisbury, q
Glass l2l; open; bitches; oyer seven pounds
Louis, 1; Broomfeld Madge, z. Dandy Din.
mont terrier. Class l23; open-King Of the
Heather. Bledlington Terriers; open-Oris
, Wire.
skye terriers-Class l25; open; doRs-Breecs
Class l26; open; bitches-Bsssie.
Scotch terriers-Class l27; open-Kilston.
spaniels (king Charies)-Class .lS6; open
Calumet Bender.
Blenneim spanisls-Class 1877, opsn-Tsnsy
l. 1; Poodle. 10.
4 Mexican Hairless-Class l40; opsn-Duks.
: Miscellaneous (for recognized breeds NO
classified Glass l4i; open-Little TorQuin l
Chi z and sheffield Lad, 8
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-03-10

nk ROBERTSON, sle L ST. NV. BETWEEN
~ 9Th and 10th The oldest reliable specialist (re.u.
lar graduated with thirty ye3rs experience M hospitsl
and special practice. t~ithout iter-
cury OF caustlc) IN all acute and chronic
the urinary organs. nervous and organic weakness,
structures. &c Ur-thral diseases recently CON-
tracted positively cured In b days Dr, X zstah-
lShed over 80 years at lls n Liberty st. Baltimore
can he consulted every "Wednesday ana Saturday Al
Slo 81. from TO D. All IN need OF medicsl
sdvlce and quick cures should hesltats 70 cali
lnlIs|- I'm
Evening star. [volume] (Washington, D.C.) 1854-1972, 1892-03-10

New Orleans Molasses, finest quality, new
crop,
50c. gallon.
1t C. WILMER Co., 1918 Pa ave.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1892-04-07
LIZ Ye,n Lave Me Alone.

Oh. Larry now Larry it's no use talkin,
Ye're too bsuld ENTIRELY 10 suit girls tasteI
Ye're never cunipnt wild Il shinie q curtsey
An here ye are now wild yer arm round my
waist
Ye bodther my life out wild oeggin for kisses,
An tho more we do get, why, the boulder
ye're grown;
An whin don't give 'em, it just makes no
differ
Ye take EN-, but, Larry. now lave me alone.
Faith, what would the mis- hress say, man, did
she find ye
FOREVER a foolin round me at my work?
Ye're tyrant that takes what ye happen to
fancy
No betther, I'll swear, than a haythen born
Turk!
Oh, Larry, my lad, we've the tongue for the
barney!
Sure, now, 'twould be meltin the heart Of
sthone,
Wild both hands in the dough kin niver resist
ye-
Ye know it-an yit We won't lave me alone!
Oh, Larry, now Larry, be good an shtop taysin!
There's somebody comin-quit fouln and
hush.
An will say yes" win have We? Oh, Larry,
Yed be cAarmin the very birds off OF the
bush.
must name a day soon when the bans shall be
published.
Kin / niver escape ye; och hone, lad, och
hone;
Must marry ye wheddcr no, ye're avllain,
But Larry, l will-if yen lave me alone.
M. y. b. in Boston Post.
Burlington weekly free press. [volume] (Burlington, Vt.) 1866-1928, 1892-04-07

he HAD GOOD LUCK.
Think of what Might Have Happened
if Things Had Been otherwise.


y man with a long pennyroyal beard was
seen to cross Washington street yesterday
morning and creep under little ladder
that rested against a lamppost.
Being asked why hedid, lie replied; Just
to ,hov slperstitious people the fallacy Of
their beliefs, always open my umbrella
before going out, and never look at the
moon over my right shoulder. have
broken every looking glass in my house,
belong to the Thirteen club and make my
rife drop her dishcloth every time she
cleans up the table crockery."
Are you lucky MANI
II get ii few caraway seeds in my beard
once in awhile, but upon the whole have
littlrto complain of"
"WNat's the mattur with your foot? 1ou
appear to be lame"
Il knocked my big toe nail Off the other
day while chopping kindliug wood. But
WAS lucky i'll not cutting of my whole
foot. Don't you think So''
II sec You have Two fingers gone from
your lett hand
Mes: | got them too near buzz saw
about ten years ago but | was mighty
lucky in saving my arm. The saw was
hunming ut the time, and it would have
taken oil my arm as easily as it took oil
my fingers.
You wear glasses; are your eyes weak:
They are "A triile lame, yes. had prob
ably the best pair Of eyes in all Coos coun-
ty when young man, but unfortunately
one day was fooling with n powder flask
and the EARNED thing blew up. But by Il
stroke of good luck saved my cyesight,
though somewhat impaired
II notice bend in your back. Were You
born sou
Not by any means. A few years ago
was rs straight as an iron column, but one
day attempted to get aboard of ~ train
that had started missed my footing and
fell between the cars and the depot plat
form. My back got a terrible wrench, and
at one time il was believed that was in
jurcd for life. | came out Of il preti Y well
however, and every day thank my lucky
stars that did not 60 under the wheels.
"How came that nick in your left ear''
"A big bulldog chewed that out when
was only thirte years old. 1t was pretty
| bad affair, but I'm tarnation glad | dldn
die from hydrophobia, - and the lucky man
continued his walk up the street,-Bostoi
Herull