St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-02-12
SUNRISE SIGNALS.

Gov. Flower said Rats" and Gov. Boyd
refused to shake hands with Usurper Thayer.
Sow the Republican press unanimously con-
cludes that they are mo gentlemen"
Why do you withdraw Heavyweight Blaine
and pit against us Welterweight Harrisoni
The latter is not III our class.-DemocrauC
party.
Mr.. Blaine is not candidate. -Philadel
phia Inquirer.
For the good of the Republican party he
dare not be.
Thomas Reed wishes it distinctly under
stood that Jim Blaine is not the only man IN
the state of Maine.
Bicloride- of Gold Kelley has gone to
Washington, and the Shoreham buffet into
mourning.
Sir Arthur Sullivan is said to be enjoying
life i'll his villa at Turbie. near Monaco. But
it is diamonds to dandelions that he is moi
enjoying one-half as much life as his name
sake. John L., with his little brown jug OF
Valley Tan
Stephen Brodie is in Texas preparing to
jump from the highest bridge in the world
With Brodie. CARA, eX-GOv. Thayer and
Roger Q. Mills, Texas has no reason to com
plain of freak famine
Does Editor Cara travel on q pass?
Now is an opportune moment for Belva A.
Lockwood to announce that she crowded
Blaine Oft the track.
Chicago has bench show, but until he is
confirmed Judge Woods has a mighty poor
show for the bench.
a writerin the Chicago Inter Ocean agi:ates
the chestnut: WAS Stephen Girard an In.
fidelg' We may expect shortly in the Inter
Ocean columns full account of the first
Bull Run fight
PadeIewski eats little beside eggs Why
does he not adopt a more economical diet
and get his hair cut?
With the impending demise of the Louis
lana lottery will Beauregard and Early starr
shell gamer
There is abroad on the wings of news q
rumor 10 the effect that Brother Wanamakel
will retire from the cabinet and accept the
French ministry. This event would restore
to congenial business employment two ex
perts in their lines; Whitelaw Reid to jour
nalism and Brother Wanamaker to the active
position of foreign buyer for the philadelphia
bargain counter.
The prompt denial from Secretary BLAZING
that he will resign from the cabinet suggests
the mild inquiry: What lunkhead formu.
lated the rumor?
Editor MedilI, of the Chicago Tribune
should send in a bill to Secretary Blaine fol
white paper and printers ink used in the
propagandism of boom that didn't material
ize.
Hosiery is lattice stitched in hair. line
stripes. showing diamond weave and pearl
oroidery.-Chicago Mail.
How do you know?
The Minneapolis Tribune is responsible fol-
the astounding statement that ''the length OF
perfect neck should be twice its circum
ference" such extreme longitude must be
discouraging to parties about to 'get it in the
Neck
Blaine's withdrawal with the exception OF
Edison's talking doll.
The canned goods men are holding con
vention in Chicago. The green goods mel
will go into executive session next week
PrT
man who fills Blaines shoes must be able tc
of the 1884 election, Blaine's shoe would moi
cover the big toe of the man who can carry
New YORK.
Chicago's worlds fair commissioners snap
their fingers at a congressional investigation
They realize that
While the Whitewash pail holds out
Such playful farces they can fiout
There is big new spot on the sun, but as
we go to press no flies are visible.
Russell Sage's income is Sis a minute
which is better than one dynamiter every
fifteen minutes.
W L. AAuutluStOu Iuc luliilOudlTc, llkes
nothing better when feeling out OF sorts
than to saw and split few sticks of cord
wood. P. s. Mr.. Huntington invariably Sc
lects his own cordwood.
Denver was not contestant for the Demo
cratic national convention, but since the
Greystone banquet it is thought she ha.
launched presidential BOOM
Elk Gov. Thayer will never die of cheek
failure.
Authentic information to the effect that nj
| the tariff pictures are constructed for
| syndicate by Eli Perkins effectually damp
ems vast quantity of Republican politica
| ammunition.
| A Republican organ which gravely state
that 1.-The Egyptian fellah is apparently tn,
worst-taxed man in the world" evidently for
| gets the Southern ''felah' who is now sell
| ing his cotton for six cents pound, ant
| paying as much for cotton goods as he die
when the raw material Melted him twelve
cents.