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Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1892-11-03
Four Big Speakers to Be at Miller
Saturday Afternoon and Ey-
ening.
MELVILLE, STERLING, WEST.
GraDd Torch Light Procession. Band
and Glee Cub - Every body
Coming.
coLoRED ORATOR JOHNSON
Everybody Infited to Hear Republi-
can Truths at Miller Next
Saturday.
LAST GRAND RALLY.

The republicans Will have last grand
rally at Miller Saturday afternoon and
evening. Nov. 5th. IL will be dandy
demonstration, and everybody should see
it.
The eloquent A. B. Melville, fresh
from the national campaign in the east,
will be here. Also the Hon. w. b. Stei.
ling and Hon. S. NJ. West, and Madison
johnson. the great colored orator from
Columbus, Ohio.
These speakers are all promised by the
committee, and the PRESS can assure the
people of Hand county they are worth
to.
There will also be a grand torch light
procession with bands and GIee club.
Come in and bring your neighbois, and
enjoy good old time rally.
Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1892-11-03
WHAT Is THE aAzErrE2

A. Van Osdel, independent or peoples
nominee for governor in South Dakota,
visited Miller some time ago. We know
he was here. because tho writer had an
introduction to him. bnt the Miller Ga
zette never mentioned his presence here
ignored hIm.
Last Friday Gen. Weaver, peoples can
didate for president, spoke at Huron, 40
miles from here, bat the Gazette, since
published. does not contain line about
his meeting, but continues to howl My
kingdom for a--Pusey.
Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1892-11-03
SHE'S A WINNER.
ps.ublicans Will Carry Hand County
Beyond the Shadow ofa
Doubt.
|1HE STRAIGHT TICKET 0. K.
campaign of Education Causes Re.
publican Enthusiasm
Everywhere.
200 MAJORITY WILL DO.
iIl that il Necessary now In TO Get Out
the Full Republican Vote.
REPUBLICAN VICTORY.


county, united 10 a man, have
conducted the best campaign Ia
TIE county's history. 1t has
been open, fair, educational, and
upon principle. They have held
meetings in nearly every locali-
ty, and they were we'll attended,
effective III making converts, aud
euthusing republicans every
where for work. Miller and St.
Lawrence held the largest re
publlcan meetings the county
ever had, with professions and
lots Of enthusiasm.
Good meetings, largely at
tended have been held at Bur
dette, Hand, Howell. Kolda,
Greenlcaf, Rec Heights, Glen
dale, Nondaruin, Pleasant Val.
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enthusiastic lor 'he "nole ''ck-
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Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1892-11-03

The Weaver-Lease meeting at Huron
Friday Was attended by several Millerites.
They report it rather slim affair. for SO
big card
Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1892-11-03

Hamhn Garland, the independent
speaker who visited Miller said he was
opposed to any exclusion bills. Chinese
or any other. In other words he favored
letting the heather Chinaman come here
to DO cheap work and live on rats.
Here is what President Harrison says:
ave should protect our people against
competition with the products OF under
paid labor abroad. as well as against the
coming to our shores of paupers. laborers
under contract, and the Chinese labor.
Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1892-11-03
WORLDS, FAIR BENEFIT.

The ladies OF st. Lawrence will pre-
sent three act, drama entitled "Rebeca's
Triumph" at st. Lawrence on the evening
Of Nov. lIth for the benefit Of the wo-
mans Worlds fair fund. They are MAX
every effort for a successful entertain
ment. and the warthy object is deserving
generous support. 4at2
Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1892-11-03

Sweety says republicans are to blame
for low price OF wheat. Why net blame
Independent county officers They are
in power, and ought to have things fixed
right Why not tell the farmers to Hold
your wheat" again?
Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1892-11-03

Gazette Carroll was elected chairman
of the republican central committee bnt
has been forced to give mp the manage
ment to Milan and Sawyer.
Mr.. Carroll is still chairman, in active
management of the campaign, but what
crimps the pops is the fact that all repub-
licans are united for the whole ticket.
But say. who is chairman OF the pops9
We heard it was Mr.. Mitchell, man in
the country, but our well known A. l..
Met seems to be steering the deal. Mac
is hustler, t'I but he has lost one-half
his time trying to find out what 'tother
fellows were doing. and used no the
other half trying TO keep his own men in
line.
Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1892-11-03

No difference what the qualifying con-
ditions are, every vote cast for the inde-
pendent party in Hand county will be
accepted by the outside world as the vo.
ter's opinion that Hand county is ION
the verge Of moral, political and material
ruin" The world would not know II you
vote for "a good fellow" it would not
know II you did not like some other fel-
low; It simply looks at the principles and
platforms Of the party, aud your vote Is
taken as your expression Of belief in
those principles.
Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1892-11-03
had at D. II. smith & Co.'S store. slu
WANTED.

Everybody TO rememember that / re-
ceiye subscription for ALI newspapers,
magazines and periodicals, published in
the Unitsd States. Leave your subscrip-
lions with me and save postage aud trou.
bla Of wstina, 44tf G.. c. BRIoas.
Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1892-11-03
MILLINERY GOODS

Mrs. Ross, opposite Vanderbilt hotel,
has tie largest and finest stock Of mill.
merry In the county, to be sold at bed
rock prices, i3tf
Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1892-11-03

II. X. Greeves has added large and
fine stock Of boots and shoes TO his gro
ceries, and invites the attention Of all de.
string new footwear. 34tf
Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1892-11-03
WANTED.

Every armer in Hand county to know
that am agent for the Dakota Farmer,
the best agricultural paper published in
South Dakota. Subscribe now and get
the paper until Jan. lst 1894 for SI.00
4ftf G.. c. BRIGGs.
Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1892-11-03

All the latest styles in millinery goods
can ie seen q, Mrs. Ross. opposite Van.
derGfft hotel. i3tf
Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1892-11-03

Thos. jones of Florence township
brought in some fine large sugar beets re-
Gently. They we're raised from govern
nlent seed, and are about as fine quality
as grown anywhere.
Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1892-11-03

Call at G. @, Briggs, and get a can OF
that Sef,uont maple syrup, put up In
half gallsn aud gallon cans and warrant
ed strictly pure. Just the stuff to eat on
buekwheat cakes. 43tt
Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1892-11-03

The Cotton artesian well has struck a
fow about lli3 feet deep. The water is
there il thsy go deep enough.
Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1892-11-03

The Presbyter an ladies' will give sup
per in lower rooms Of opera house ssiur-
day. Oysters, etc.
Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1892-11-03

Woman's rights exemplyfed in the
White Rotary sewing machine. Light
ness combined with simplicity and dura.
bility. 45tf
Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1892-11-03

Machine Oil, best III the market, can be
Mrs. Ross, the Milliner, has large hne
stock OF latest style hats. Call and ex-
anime them. Opposite Vanderbilt ho-
tel. 43tf
Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1892-11-03

Mrs. Young and Hal have returned
from the worlds fair city, and she re-
ports things as not being the least over
drawn in the press reports. Mrs. Young
went as proxy for one of the lady mana
gers Of the state board and was in session
OF the first congr yssional ever granted
in the center of the grea: building where
they could see and b ar every word OF the
programme OF exercises. Mrs. Potter
Palmer, president of the ladies, gave a
reception at her home on Lake shore
drive, one Of the most elegant of any in
this country. TO Cardinal Gibbons ara his
leggette, and the lady boards. This was
one Of the grnndest occasions of the ex-
ercises. The parade exceeded all parades
given in the history Of American people.
They had a seat in the reviewing stand
where they saw this in all its pomp and
splendor. An old Millerite had the con-
tuct for the decoration of the buildings
in the line Of procession. Among tho
buildings was the postoffice. courthouse,
Inter Ocean building, Spsulding's. Gun
theirs and others--this was none other
than the well known Bert Moffatt, as
sisted by his STAFF OF employees, viii Ad-
derly among the number. She reports
all Miller people doing well. Anon & the
state buildings. South Dakota's is q
beautiful structure. and among the many
visitors gazing at it they talked favorable
OF the country. One thing to be proud
Of. South Dakota in educational work,
so reported by Prof. Mauk, for popula-
tion stands first. After all done worlds
fair business she attended to buying
goods and came home delighted.
Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1892-11-03

l. Odle and little boy, OF Hawarden,
are in Hand county on visit Ike says
he will probably return TO Hand county
in the spring.
Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1892-11-03

Four good republican speakers at Miller
Saturday afternoon aud evening. A big
time sure.
Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1892-11-03

BE sure you call at the gallery and see
the White before buying a sewing ma
chine. 45tf
Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1892-11-03

The photograph gallery will be closed
in Miller on The last Friday, Saturday
and Monday of each month, as | win be
engaged those days at Highmore and
Blunt. 23tf L. S. MAYBERRY.
Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1892-11-03

IL. W. SAWYER has three good mares for
sale. Call on HIM at Miller soon If you
want them. 45t2
Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1892-11-03

The White Rotary sewing machine is
the latest thing out. Call at the photo
graph gallery and examine it. 45tf
Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1892-11-03

o. II. Pruner's wheat In Spring Lake
township Went 20 bushels per acre-won.
der if he will vote that he is ION the
yerge?"
Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1892-11-03

Hand county has no bounded debt, and
her warrants are at par. She is NOT ION
the verge of material ruin"
Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1892-11-03

Wauted--All persons having land TO
sell or rent, or wanting to buy or rent
land, to corr espond with me.
II =. V. CHRIST.
Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1892-11-03

N. B. Weber and wife have returned
from visit to the Hills country.
Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1892-11-03

Boots and shoes, good quality, low
prices, at Greeves' grocery. Go ami see
them. They are what you want, 3itf
Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1892-11-03

Regular meeting of the Pythian Sisters
at Lodge room Thursday evening.
Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1892-11-03

Torch light procession in Miller Satur-
dav evening. Everybody invited to
come.
Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1892-11-03
JUST THE THING,

M~chine oil, best in the market, can he
had at u. II. Smith Co.'S store. 3ltf
Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1892-11-03

I. s. Mayb berry, the Miller PHOTOGRAPHS
has a patent envelope for sale that is lust
the thing fer sending photos by mail. 1t
sells for cents. 29tf
Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1892-11-03
NEVER I!

In the history OF Hand county has fur.
nitnrs been sold so cheap in Miller us that
now being sold by Belt & stout. 4ilf
Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1892-11-03
TAKEN up.

On or about Oct. 20, 1892. One brown
mare pony. with halter on. and on left
hip. ]. Z. RAMEy, Sec. 10, IIl-70.
Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1892-11-03
LOCAL AND PERSONAL

The independent county ticket is a
house divided against itself.
Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1892-11-03

Don't fear grippe. cholera nor poverty
II you have Pyle's fever powders. His
No. 5 cures all these. i2ti'
Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1892-11-03
WARRANTS WANTED.

am prepared TO buy school and civil
township warrants.
4ltf G. G.. HARTLEY.
Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1892-11-03
LOCAL BUSINESS NOTICES.
GIRL WANTED

A good dining room girl wanted at the
Vanderbilt hotel, Miller, right away.
Il. 4. 1oRREY.
Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1892-11-03

Mr.. J. N, HALEY, of Alpha. who was so
unfortunate as to be burned ont recently.
wishes the PRESS to express his sincere
thanks to all who so kindly rendered as
sistance. He will make new start. aud
ia confident that he we'll be on his feet
again in due time,
Hand County press. (Miller, Dakota [S.D.]) 1882-1893, 1892-11-03

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Ameryka w Toledo i kuryer Clevelandski. [volume] (Toledo, Ohio) 1892-1892, 1892-08-10
Liny pOdmOrskie telegraficzne.

Ma dnie Atlantyku po}nocnego,
ley dziesie6 lin telegrafcznych, kt6-
re {acza Europe Ameryka. Dwie z
tych poczynaja sic W Brest, we Fran
cyl, szest zatoki Dingle Irlandyn,
dwie z Land End W Anglii. Ze
strony zachodniej ida liny telegra-
fczne zzatoki Trinity W Novel Fun
dlandlyi, dwie re St. Pierre, wyspa
Mignelon cztery Novel Szkocyi.
z tych g}ownieiszych punktow po.
zak}adane So krotsze liny, ktore Ia
cza try porty St. II. z Europy
angielska sp6}ka ma zaprowadzona
line telegrafczna poprzez Morze sr6-
dzienne, przez kana} Suez, Czerwo
ne Morze przez Ocean Indyjski do
Bombay. Ia g}owna iinia z kilku po
bocznemi odnogami jest kontrolowa'
na przez Eastern Tel. Go W Anglii.
Niektore tych pobocznvch ida do
miast ma wschodnim brzegu Afryki.
lima jeszcze inia okala brzegi Indyj
Przed-i Zagangesowych. Pod naz-
wa Eastern Extensian Co., ida liny
Kalkuty do po}wyspu Malajskiegc
ztad do Australia. Procz tych So
dwie liny miedzy Sydney Nova
Zelandya; bardzo wiele innych'
ktore dochodza portow W Chinach
Japonii.
Jest rzeczywiscie dziwna rzecza
re Ocean spckojny jest mniej potrze,
rzynany linami telegrafcznemi. Ma
dnie tegoz jest $4,000 mil lin tele.
grafcznych. z tych Anglia ma 81,
600 mil, Francya 10000 $4,000
nalezy do rzadu]. St.Zjednoczone
maja przesz}o 10000. Niemcy maja
5000. Pewna Prywatnu spk-a Da.
mil ma $500 mil, lin telegrafcznych
Koszta zrobienia zapuszczenia liny
telegrafcznej wynosza 81 900 "a mi:
le; lima TAXA Jest dobra Cd 30 do DC
lat. Pred 30 laty ME hy}o jeszcze
zadnej podwcdnej liny telegrahcz
nej.
Liny te, 90 do grubosci i konstruk
cyl So rome. Przyjetem jest otol1
"a rega}e, re ME 1noga bye grubsze
mad cal przecieciu, sk}adaja sic 2
kilkunastu drutow miedzianych od'
osobniowych gutaperka, ca}e mu'
sza bye okryte gutaperka zelazem
Ameryka w Toledo i kuryer Clevelandski. [volume] (Toledo, Ohio) 1892-1892, 1892-08-10
WYSTAWA w BUFFALO.
Oddziaf pofudniowc6w - kOlacya dla
gazeciarzy-Obfita Wystawa.

BvrrA15, N. Y, 8 sierp. (Kores.
Am.)-Po}udniowcy, ii. mieszkahcy
po{udniowych stanow uni, otworza
swoj oddzia1 ma wystawie W Buffalo,
N. Y, cd 17go do 27-go sierpnia.
Otwarcie wystawy zacznie sic cd
swielkiej kolacyi, ma czes6 redakto
row urzednikow kolejowych pol
nocnych stan6w. Kolacya ia sk}adac
sic bedzie najulubiehs1ych potraw
po}udniowc6w, a przedewszystklem
2 tz. "opossum." Podczas tego zebra
MIA, murzyhski orator, Rev. J. G.
Price, wyg}osi move ma temat emu
rzyni W wolnosci przez cwier6 vie.
ku." Oddzia} po{udniowc6w ma wy
stawie bedzie nader obfty, zawia-
dywac MIN bedzie p. j. T. Patrick,
Sekretarz Wykonawczego Komitetu
Pc3udniowego Biura ImigracyJno-
Miedzy- -stanowego. Beda tam okaza-
ne wszelkie produkta po}udniowych
stan6w, oraz przemys}. Pomiedzy in
nymi beda piekne fotografie miast
po}udniowych; beda tam liczne Okla
~ rudy, ,minera}ow, bogatych kamie
nj, drzewa, owocow, it'd. Zapowie-
dziana jest takze niezwyk1a zabawa
murzyhska: 40 par bedzie tahczyc i
splewa6 swe po{udniowe tony. Mu-
rzyni beda pokazywa6, jak sic upra-
via bawe}ne, ryz, s}odkie kartofle,
orzechy grochowe [ peanut it. p. Do
prawdy, re bedzie tam co zobaczyc!
Ameryka w Toledo i kuryer Clevelandski. [volume] (Toledo, Ohio) 1892-1892, 1892-08-10

kie rozgoryczenie ma takie stosunki.
kochanka Ratowicza, smiertelnie
chora.
Wczoraj odebralismy re Lwowa
nastepujacej tresci telegram: Mana,
WY wojsk austryackich w Galicyi
rozpoczefy sic dzisiaj, w poniedzia-
lex. Terenem manewrow Jest okolica
PrzemyslA. Wszystkie obroty sa u.
trzymywane w tajemnicy. Naokoio
rozstawione beda stgaze, ktore bro
mic beda wstepu, aby tajemnicy ma
newrow ME wykryto. Cesarz przybe,
die pojutrze do Lwowa aby wziad
udziai W manewrach Miasto przybra-
ne wspaniale.
Telegram Astrabad miesoie
Persyi, kt6re istotnie zasluzy}o ma
NAIVE "NIiasto Plag" donosi, re tam
re podniesli bunt fanatyczni mie-
szkahcy. Mollahy czyli ksieza, ,kt6rzy
maja wielki 4:=sp}yw na lud, powie-
dzieli,ze przyczyna cholery Jest wod-
ka. Narod uwierzy}. A chcac pom.
Seize tylu smierci krewnych znajo-
mych, rzucil sic ma rome skiady.
konsul rosyjski obawiaJac sic napa-
du, telegrafowa} po pomoc, kt6ra mu
tez niezw{ocznie nades}ano.
Ameryka w Toledo i kuryer Clevelandski. [volume] (Toledo, Ohio) 1892-1892, 1892-08-10
CHOLERA w EUROPE.
Tysiacami ludzie padaja CO kilka dni.
Straszna ia zaraza wkr6tce W Au.
stryi sic ukaze.

stryi sic ukaze.
KRAKOW, 8 Sier.- Cholera sciele
teraz trupy W Moskwie, dokad przy-
sz}a z gubernii Riazaa, gdzie kilka
dni temu sic pojawi}a. Epidemia ia
strasznie sic szerzy mad brzegami
Wo}gi, pojawia sic takze W okolicach
mad Donem gubernii Rostow,gdzie
W jednynl dniu AT osob umar}o cd
tel zarszy.
Cholera, niby fala wodna rozszerza
sic coraz dalej i dalej a przejscie
swoje znaczy tysiacami ofar.
lDosz}a juz nawet DO gubernl A.
rJo}. :.
w Galicyi niema jeszcze tel cpl
demii. Donosza tylko telegramy, re
Austrya zagrozona jest ia zaraza cd
Tryestu Cd Czerniowic.
Telegramy Teheranu Persyi
donosza, ze W Meszed, W miesiacach
czerwcu lipcu umar}o 5000 osob
ma ia zaraze.
Rzady austryacki iniemiecki zam-
knely granice dla robotnikow Kro-
lestwa Polsklego, to przyczyny
szerzacei sic TAME zarazy cholery.
Ameryka w Toledo i kuryer Clevelandski. [volume] (Toledo, Ohio) 1892-1892, 1892-08-10
Trafif sw,6j na swegO.

Romieu, francuski krytyk lubi}
bardzo zartowad, zw}aszczcza roz-
nych przemys}owcow. Pewnego wie-
czora wchodzi on do zegarmistrza
przybierajac poze wiesniaka i akcent,
odzywa sic:
"Jak kochany pan nazywasz to
maszynki, ktore wisza ma scianie?"
"Zegarki," odpar} zegarmistrz.,
"Do czegoz one s}uza?"
"Pokazuja czas."
"1stotnie?! S}yszasem Mich. lie
one kosztuja?"
"Ten mp. kosztuje 200 frank6w,
ten 100; te tutaj So po SO, te zas po
IS frankow.'
"Czy So instrukcye, co zrobid, aby
sz}y?"
"Nie; trzeba je codziennie nakre-
cit kluczem."
"Nie 5y}bys pan tax dobry, polka
za6 mi, jak?'
"W ten spos6b. Widzisz pan, 10
to ME trudno.'
ga czy je trzeba nakreca6 rama
czy wieczora."
"Pan bedziesz musia{ nakreca6
rama"
'Dlaczego z rana%'
"Ponlewaz wieczorem jestes pan
pijany, panic Romieu, m6g}bys wiec
zfamat sprezyne.
Ameryka w Toledo i kuryer Clevelandski. [volume] (Toledo, Ohio) 1892-1892, 1892-08-10
WIADOMOSCI z CLEVELAND.

Tutejsza Centralna Unia Piracy po-
wo}uje wszystkie unie miasta, ably
rob;}y sk}adki ma strajkerow w Ho'
mestead. Spodziewad nalezy, ze zbie,
RE sic sumka przesz}o 2 tysiace do
larow. Robotnicy naszego miasta "a.
r6wno jak i publicznost So po stro'
ME strajkerow i wierza, re wygrana
bedzie udzia}em robotnikow. iowa
rzysze z Homestead ME powinni stu
cha6 zdradzieckich g}osow, podno-
szonych W tamtejszych gazetach,
ktore namawiaja ich do powrocenia
do piracy. Rady takie moga chyba
tylko ci dawat, kt6rych Hompania
przekupi}a- ci ME zas4uguja ma
inne nazwisko,jak pod}ych zdrajcow
M. Morrison, S-letnia dziewczyn-
ka Broadway straszna nieomal by
}aby zgine4a smiercia. Bawiia sic ona
zapa}kami, przyczem zapali}a ma So
bic sukienke. w przestrachu wybie-
g,a ma ulice i zacze1a biedz, wskutek
czego jeszcze wiecei plomieh ia O.
garnia}. Matka zobaczywszy wybie-
g}a szybko st}umi}a ogieh, popa-
rzywszy sic przytem doskonale.
Mieszkahcy przy ulicy Wilson
wniesli petycye, ably miasto ia ulice
wybrukowac da{o.
Ameryka w Toledo i kuryer Clevelandski. [volume] (Toledo, Ohio) 1892-1892, 1892-08-10
Sic semper.

Rzecz dzieie sic W r. 2O92 po Chr.
Scena W hi6rze telefonicznem mie-
dzyplanetarnem. On. b. pewna wiel-
ka tirma utrzymuje kontrole W prze-
sy{aniu porozumieh ma wszystkie zna,
ne gwiazdy.)
Osoby dramatu: Aulof (w}asciwie
"anielica'0, mieszkaniec Marsa, ja-
kis kuba astronom Ziemi.
Rozmowa prowadzona jest W je-
zyku uniwe1salnym, polskim.
Mars-Hullo, hullo, hullo. Konek-
eye, hul-l-lo! Przebrzyd}a to hadra!
Ona sobie romansuje z Kuba re 70.
dyaku!...
Aniof-Zaraz! zaraz! Daize mi
czas ma odpowiedz. (Kuba, ty bez-
wstydniku, daj mi teraz pok6j!...)
Go chcia{es, Mars? (Slychac trzepo.
tanie skrzyd}ami i cmokanie wielce
zblizone do ca{usow.)
Rozgniewany Mars emfaza -
Obserwatoryum astronomiczne ma
ziemi!
Pc chwili nastepuje telefoniczna
konekcya ziemia.
Astronom zblizajac sic do telefonu
Cay Ia Marsie wydarzy}o sic co
nowego?
Mars-Chce powiedzie6, MEDINA
karykaturo, abys sic ME wazy} wiecej
g4upstw naszym planecie rozg&a-
szat! Dalib6g, uszy ci poobrywam!...