The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1892-12-13
THE NEWS TURN NOW.

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tion OF the law OF cause and effect is
found in the fact that AS the probability
of the opening OF the Columbus fair on
Sunday increases the demand for Chic ago
liquor licenses Enthusiastically lyn Eagle
In interpreting cause and effect the
liquor dealers are far more astute than
the men who have been bowling for Sun
day closing.
Helen Gould is the richest unmarried
woman In America. with one exception.
Miss Garrett, daughter of the late presi-
dent Of the Baltimore railroad, has a
larger fortune. ne.-Springfield Union.
What a glorious harvest this must
sesm to the impecunious foreign count"
But we have more faith in our American
girls.
Yale and Harvard are to have an inter
collegiate debate in January. 1t won't
be necessary to stand In line all night in
order TO get ticket. Tri.
bune.
1t would be eminently gratifying to a
long suffering public il they would tackle
the question of good manners VS., hood
lumism.
The Providence News speaks gliblv of
| of the valuable suggestions in the Presi-
| dents message, but it is safe to say that
| Mr.. Harrison does not advance new
argument or offer single original sug-
gestion In the whole document.-New-
port News.
Before the SD congress is through with
the Democrats they will find the need of
many valuable suggestion contained in
President Harrison's message.
What a lot of perfectly formed girls
we have got in this country, anyhow
Hartford Post.
I'VE have got:" Alas, for English as
she In spoke.
Rhode Island demands of every teacher
in the public schools the teaching OF good
morals aud public opinion insists upon
the recognition Of Christianity and the
obligations it imposes. = Pawtucket
Times.
But il does not insist upon the enforc-
ing of sectarian and dogmatic creeds.
honors at the Reform Club banquet She |
is by all odds the more popular member |
OF the firm. boston Journal.
The venerable term better half'' |
should be altered so as to read "better-
three fourths," in Mrs. Cleveland's case.
Four hundred million dollars are al |
ready demanded OF Uncle Sam I'm claims |
for property OF loyal persons DESTROYED |
during the war Lowell Courier.
Whatever the amount may be, Uncle
Sam is always willing to pay his honest
debts.
Robert Bonner explains why it is that
California is producing better and faster
trotting horses than are TO be- found i'm |
other sections of the country. 1t is be-
cause they can be trained there all the
year round In the open air.-Boston
Herald.
But California did not produce Nancy
Hanks.
Now comes the word that "the pros
pective wedding Is of" 1t is too bad.
Hill might have become n useful aud
honored citizsn; but an old bachelor is
like one leg OF pair of tongs, or one arm
OF the scissors. Chicago Inter Ocean.
Hill a bachelor We guess not. He
has for years been welded to that blush
ing damsel. The Tammany Tiger.
The first Of the World fair coins will be
sh pped from Philadelphia Tuesday. Then
you may decide whether or not they are
worth as much rs they will cost. boston
Globe.
Col. Shepard, who claims to own the
first 10000, thinks they are worth about
y apiece. What have prospective .pur-
,hasers to say about thatP
Thank goodness none of the intrusive
'oreign actresses who are now perform
A ~ hal. NT..Fl
pose as the model for Montana's silver
,tsl ue at SO many thousands per pose.-
New York Press.
In view OF the gate receipts gathered i'm
~ foreign actresses from the susceptible
American public, it does not seem neces-
'ary for them TO pose at any figure what