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Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1892-05-17


The longest and weightiest s.bill of ac-
counts ever presented against an estate
in the history of Connecticut and possi-
bly, in that Of. the country was submit
ted before Judge s. T. G. HoIbrook in
the Norwich probate court a day or two
ago. II was fetched into court by one
lawyer. but three attorneys and boy
had TO hold it when it was unrolled be-
fore his honor for inspection.
II was made ont on a continuous roll
If thick accountants paper. contained
more than 1000 entries and was S3 feet
and inches long. 1t exteDded three or
four times around the spacious probate
Office after it had been unrolled, and the
judge walked back and forth across the
room several times in order 10 scan the
muititudinous entries. The sum total
OF the account was a little more than
$l1 900.
After studying the entries for half OF
three-quarters of an hour the judge
chuckled and remarked: is there any
more of it? And what was the objec-
ton TO bringing it in in sections say
two or three of them day? But it ap-
pears to be all right, and the claims have
tQ-be allowed apparently"
All day the Norwich attorneys dropped
into the probate Office to examine Gu
riously the extraordinary bill, and vet
eran Of the bar said, after he had care
fully measured it, Its unqiestionably
the longest bill ever presented in the his
tory of the law in this country. Cor.
New York Sun.
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1892-05-17


Not even the gravest, most venerable
OF senators is proof against the wiles of
April Fools Day The senate pages as
a rule manage to have pretty good
time in life, but play their pranks far
enough from the sacred precincts of the
higher branch to escape unpleasant rep
rimands. On April FOOLS Day they
started in to test the financial predilec-
tions Of the senate. A line was baited
with fat and juicy looking wallet that
lay temptingly in the corridor, just
where the senators turned the corner.
Along came tall John Sherman. His
eyes lit on the wallet. Probably the
senior senator and great inancier had
never before found pocketbook lying
so carelessly about in his path. He
swooped down upon it. His fingers were
rapidly closing over it, but they only
shut up like clenched fist, while the
pocketbook, like an elusive dream.
ghded out of sight as if it had wings
A whisper fell on Sherman's ear, "April
Fool" a clatter of scurrying boys feet
accompanied it. Sherman went in to
complain to the venerable doorkeeper,
who has since been trying in vain to
bring the jolly yeung pages into proper
frame of repentance. - Kate Fields
Washington.
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ST.. yrscxSr's ORPHAN AsYLUM.
BALTIMORE, ND.

BALTIMORE, ND.
Mr.. q. r. Knight.
Dear STR take pleasure in adding my
name to the many endorsers of your valuable
LIQUID ENAMEL PAINT, made by the
New Jsrsoy Enamel Paint Co. Our institu-
ton is painted DO h inside and outside with
it, presenting a beautiful appearance.
SISTER MARIA"
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DEFoRD 4 COMPANY, TANNERs OF OAK SLAUGH-
TER SOLE LEAIHER & BUTrs.
BALTIMoRE, DC. Is, 1889.
G, p. Knight, KsQ.. Baltimore:
1t gives us great pleasure 10 certify to the
good qualities of your LIQUID ENAMEL
PAINT, m de by the New Jersey Enamel
Paint Co. After using the old style paint
for number of years, we were induced to
try your paint BY those who bad used it. We
have now been using it for six OF seven years,
both for inside and ontside work, and j. gives
entire satisfaction. Yours respectfully.
DEFORD 4 CO.
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ST. JosEpn's CONVENT OF MKRcY.
TIT syILLE, PA.

Mr. G. r. Knight:
Der Sir::-We have used your LIQUID
ENAMEL PAINT. manufactured by thesNew
Jersey Enamel Paint Co, in all parts Of our
Convent. and consider it an excelle article.
We che6rfully join with So many Others in
testifying /, its superior worth
SISTERS OF MERCY.
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Own a Home-stOp Paying Rent.

The Granite State Ps'oVident Association.
Of NJ. H., which has organized and 90 now
represented by Local Board of on, vton
e5tiasfs In thss city, with large humble,
Of shares sold, offers you the privilege
Of Oscntng the House you moo reside IN,
or property as vGluablc, for the monthly
rent you are now paying.
Any person who can sage dollar
more month, may, by securing shares
In THE Association enter into the posscs
sicn Of his Os0R Home.
Property will be purchased In any 10.
callty IN the City or County, wherever
the value may be sufficiently assured
Maunbers need no large amount of money
10 obtain the advantage ofthe system OF
cepf purchase adopted by this association
bnt any person can obtain loan by sub
ncribing to share OF the same.
shares wiz PURCHASE property ats sO0
Any further information will be gladly
given by r.. G.. ELLIOTT, Secretary OF the
local Board OF the Association for this
aty--wLo IL authorized to solicit foI
same.
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BAI.1tmoRE AMERICAN.

BAIT MOKka JUNEsIs IoOJsH
Mr G.. r. Knight:
Dear 9ir:-The LIQUID ENAMEL PAINT
made by the New Jersey Paint Co., has given
me entire satisfaction. Ny colntry residence
and out buildings at .'Nacirema land also
s.The American Office on which hundreds. Of
gallons were applied-were greatly admired
by the many guests entertained BY me on the
18th of Nav. iurs Truly,
FELIX AGNUS.
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-. rALrrMoRE AND OHIO


80 SEsSsS Ps sSSSaalSHi as 1891
Tor csic1Eo ana NortAwss.. vs..lsSlss Limi'sa
Ssy 3, 4 o MA yu
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s.::.ss.s 4 s - Zee i . :: 'ss:
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FsN1sagel sZ usien LlA9sfsf GeHRsry GO ehees "a
81 4 IsFi;k 69ss's ~. No s'.sd..y.
J. OIL - Pa sC 4ss;s
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EI4E BEST
= A INT
In THE
WORLD
MIXED Ready for Use.
BEEN THE MARKET "a YEARS.

TIoUsE or DELEGATKs.
AssaPoLss. March 20 b. 1888
NJ. q. p. KnioAf. 2l1 e. E0mJord st..
BdEfamorc.
Oar Sir Your favor Of The 4th ms, r.
que sting me 10 express ms opinion OF tie
LlQT I'D ENAMEL PAINT made by the
New JERSEY Enainei Paint CO.. a. hand
More than 4 years ago ! bought the aboss
pa;nt - pairt my dwelling al Gainesville.
i. AID Il i with unteigned pleasure | can
sax i is.in every respect all you claim for il
Youis Truly,
JOHN HUBNER
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A charActeristio FaiIing.

First Preacher-Does your choir sing
In harmony?
Second Preacher Yes: but they don't
i've in harmony Kate Fields Wash
ngtou
Evening capital. (Annapolis, Md.) 1884-1910, 1892-05-17

oFyIcE aMARrfAAD JorKxAL."
T.swsos, Maya l2th, 1891.
Mr.. g. p. Kafght
Dear Ssr:-ln answer to yours OF 18th. !
find / had nv dwell ing painted with the
NEW JERSEY ENAMEL PAINT, sold by
Won TO me, in 1876 No other paint has been
put upon it in a period of sixteen years. The
hs use still makes a psesentable appearance,
though. after so long time, II now needs
painting again. shall not hesitate the pres
emit SKINNER 10 again use the paint sold by you
Yours Truly, WM. ii. RUBY
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lltI1IIsN
Needing tonic, or children who want build
Ing up should take
BROWNS IRON BlTrERS.
u Is pleasant 90 take cures Malaria Indi
sestion, Biliousness and liver Complaints.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-11-26
HOW to Overcome a Majority


A recount is going on in Marion
county. The office at stake is a county
commissionership. A Republican was
returned elected and the Democrats CON
cluded that they wanted a recount. The
Fairmont Indez, which shouts for Cleye-
land and other reforms, puts tho case
this way:
The result on county commissioner, adding
the vote Mr.. Floning received on both the Re
publican and Prohibition ticket, gives him ma.
jority OF ten on the face Of the returns. This ma.
lority Is so small that It can easily BIO overcome
by a recount.
1t is hardly necessary to explain
that the recounting is being done by a
Democratic board, which is why it is
boldly remarked that "this majority is
SO small that it can easily be overcome
by a recount"
OF course it is impossible to predict
the result OF an honest recount. 1t is
as likely to increase the majority as to
overcome it. In Ohio county We have
seen a recount going on day after day
with changes for one side and the other
without materially altering tho general
result.
To assume that a majority is to be
overcome because il is small is to as
sumo that the board ~cauvassiug the re-
turns is dishonest and ready to do the
dishonest bidding OF its party.
1t is to be hoped hal the Fairmont
Indez is not authorized to speak for the
commissioners of Marion county. This
thing OF overcoming Republican major
tiles in West Virginia because they are
small is becoming tiresome.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-11-26
~Gntdligemen
Fair Rates.

Potter Palmer was once Of a select dele
cation of Chicagoans hat called on
President Roberts, OF the Pennsylvania
road, to ask a Worlds Fair rate Of one
fare for the round trip, goodforthirty or
sixty days. Mr.. Palmer owns and opcr-
ates the big hotel which bears his name.
Mr.. Notwithstanding OF q business
man himself. He promptly asked Mr..
Palmer whether he intended to reduce
rates at his hotel for Worlds Fair visi-
tors, or whether he was not likely to
increase them. Mr.. Palmer confessed
judgment, which gave tho big railroad
man a chance to come back at him with
telling effect.
In England it is the custom OF the
railroads to raise passenger rates on
great occasions so as to keep from being
overrun by the traffic. 1t this country
the hotels raise their rates on such oc-
casions on the principle of catch 'em
ana cheat en-.
Whatever the railroads may do with
regard to the Worlds Fair business, We
may be sure that they will treat the
people better than the hotels will.
Which may be taken as a suggestion to
make your arrangements and mako
them early.
It will not be necessary to offer your
self a sacrifice at the cashiers desk of
any hotel. For those who apply early
there will be plenty OF accommodations
in private boarding and lodging houses.
Make sure of a good sleeping place.
For the rest, you will find very comfort.
Portable grazing at any price that suits
you.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-11-26
Defeated but not Discouraged.

The views of George Ticknor Curtis,
the eminent constitutional lawyer, on
the Democratic victory and the present
attitude Of parties on the tariff ques-
ton, are SO clear and so sound that
they are given at length in to-day's IN
TE~LLroENcER.
Mr.. Curtis is a Democrat who voted
with tho Republican party this year be-
cause his own party had gone crazy on
the tariff question. He regrets the tri-
umph of that party freetradeissue
and exhorts protectionists to stand by
their guns. He is unwilling that efforts
to secure free trade legislation shall sue
coed, for he does not want to see the re-
suits that will follow.
Mr.. Curtis is an old man with moth
ing to gain from either party but his
share of tho prosperity OF the country.
He is not a "robber baron" He is not
in a protected industry" He is N
of those consumers which the Demo-
cratic politicians like to coddle, but he
refuses to consume the folderol with
which they have stuffed a good many
thousand consumers.
Hundreds of thousands of Democrats
agree with Mr.. Curtis, but most OF them
voted with the Democratic party be-
cause it is their party. They would
have done the same thing if the Repub-
lican party had run the prophet Moses
on a platform OF the Ten Command
ments
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-11-26

Mr.. Woihe, formerly president of the
Amalgamated Association, was before
the senate committee appointed to in
vestigatc the Homestead trouble. The
subject Of restricting immigration COM
ing up, Senator Gallinger asked whether
workingmen would sustain Congress or
the party in power in making moro 70.
strictive immigration laws. Mr.. Woihe
thought they wonld.
Senator Gallingers inquiry was nat
ural and pertinent. It reminds the
country that legislators as a body do
not lead. They have to be pushed.
They may believe in a measure, but be-
fore they commit themselves to it they
want to know how the force back OF
them stands on it.
If the country is earnestly in favor OF
a further restriction of immigration, a
measure OF repression that shall hold
in check the foreign hordes that are
sweeping down on US, the country must
put tho pressure on Congress.
Public sentiment has advanced rapid
ly on this question, but to-day it would
hardly be possible to get through Con-
greas an immigration bill that would be
Of practical account That body is mot
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-11-26
HEALrmEsT Beverage made is Cos
grave Brewing Co.'s ale and porter.

Do you wish to know the quickest
way to cure a cold2 We will tell you.
To cure a cold quickly, it must be
treated before the cold has become set
tied in the system. The first symp-
toms arc a dry loud cough and sneez-
ing. The cough is soon followed by
watery e%xpectoration and the sneezing
by a profuse watery discharge from
the nose. In severe eases there is a
thin white coating on the tongue.
What to do? It is only necessary to
take C~hamberlain's Cough Remedy in
double doses every hour. That will
greatly lessen the severity Of the cold
and in many cases will effectually coun-
teract it, and cure what would have
been a severe cold within n or two
DAYS time. Try it and BIO convinced.
so cent bottles for salO by druggists.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-11-26
PECULIAR ERUPTION
All Over His Little Body.--Pain Night
and Day.-Best Doctors Bafled.
Miraculous Cure by Cuticura.

Your CUTICURA RENlEnIEs performed such q
miraculous cure upon my baby. that would
deem myself selfish and unchrlStianlikc were /
not willing to give public expression 10 my
gratitude. About thirteen months ago he was
suddenly taken with peculiar eruption, which
broke ont all over his little body mud became
so painful that he was almost unmnnagcablc.
Was in continual pain night and day, and, as
the disease advanced, II became offensive, and
looked like my precious baby was going to de
cay in spite OEall that u couple OF the very best
physicians could do. / was persuaded 10 try
tUTIcUEA REMEDIES. followed directions. The
first week the pnin was greatly reduced, and my
baby was able TO rest. Thcsccond week a dc
cided change for the better, and began TO re-
HliZo that my baby was going TO live, the erup-
ton began TO dry, his appetite returned, MS
skin became a natural color, aud In niue weeks
from the time he began the treatment, he was as
well rs he ever was, with a brighter skin, n
good appetite, and q keen eye TO get into all the
mischief he could. 1t Is now over eleven months
since my baby was cured by. CuTlCURA, ana
there Is not nor has not been the slightest ap'
pearance Of It's return, and my boy grows
brighter and stronger every day.
Mrs. ROLAND COMB, Mlsey 7. o., Ga.
l hereby certify that the contents OF Mrs.
Combs testimonial are facts, aud | consider the
cure n very miraculous one. When l recon-
mended the cUTiCuRA REMEDIES had very little
idea that the child would live. shall be glad
10 answer uuy% inquiries about the curc.
REV. ]. G. AHERN, Cochran, Ga.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-11-26

LONDON, Nov. 25.-The Chronicles Ber-
lin correspondent says:
"a committee OF ladies OF Bucharest,
headed by the Roumanian premier's
wife. recently started a fund in the
Roumanian capitol for the purchasing
a wedding gift for Princess Marie, Of
Edinburgh, who is betrothed to the
crown prince of Roumania. Money was
collected by agents with all the system
of tax gatherers. and their methods
caused a profound scandal, the papers
openly denouncing the affair. Finally
Princess Marie wrote to the committee
asking that the money be applied to
charitable purposes instead OF a we'd
ding gift"
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-11-26

Marcus Fontanes and Baron Gotta, di-
rectors Of tho company, and NJ. Eifel,
the we'll known contractor. None Of
the defendants were present. The case
was adjourned until January 10,
sci for the defendants guaranteeing that
they would then appear. The president
OF the coert OF appeal reserved his deci-
sion on the question rs to whether he
would enforce the presence OF NJ. Ferdi-
nand de Lesseps.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-11-26
The BOYS ambition.

OF course he wants to go to tho col
lego that wins the football champion
ship, wants to be in the big team, wants
to go rounding and bowling with the
fellows, and looks forward to the bliss
Jul day when he shall be carried off the
field on a stretcher. He is an American
boy, and the best is good enough for
him until he can get better.
If you think there is nothing in all
this for Yale you are much mistaken.
1t is such an advertisement as large ex-
penditure Of money could not secure.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-11-26
Exacting a Bloody Forfeit.

On Thanksgiving day a Kentucky
hotel keeper killed a cOlored mar who
could not pay a debt due that day.. The
colored man borrowed the money on
condition that if he did notpay on that
day his creditor might kill him.
1t will be interesting to watch the
progress OF the white mans trial for
murder. He is OF course guilty in the
first degree, but also he is white and
the victim is black and the deed was
done in Kentucky.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-11-26
Postomoe Competition.

At New Lisbon, Ohio, the ~postoffice
scramble is to be settled by election.
The qualified electors are the Demo.
Gratis who receive mail from the Office.
The voting is to be done by the Austria
Ian ballot.
Why not in Wheeling, where so
many good men and true are aspiring
for the honor and the emoluments?
This would give everybody a chance
and save a world of trouble in the effort
to balance nicelythe question Of claims.
There is time enough to print a ballot
of the size required If the order be given
at once.
The INTELLIeENoBR will be glad to
place ut tho service OF aspirants its un-
excellod equipment for turning out first
class job work at short notice and mod
crate cost. Gentlemen, give the voice
OF the people and the printing press a
chance.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-11-26
SPECIAL
HOLIDAY
ORDERS.

Much disappointment will be
AVOIDED if those of our custom.
ers who wish special BOOKS, or
other items in our line, will leave
their orders SOON. We would re-
mind you that the stocks in the
EAST are often exhausted, in GER
tain lines, near CHRISTMAS, too
late for renewal. Subscriptions for
Magazines, ETC., should be placed
early to insure prompt attention
from publishers.
FRANK STANToN
Successor to Stanton & Davenport) Book.
seller and stationer, Wheeling, w. Va. no26
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-11-26

Mr.. CLEVELAND has time to visit
England before he moves into the
White House. That would give his
supporters over there a chance to give
renewed assurances OF distinguished
consideration.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-11-26
BREAKFAST BUDGET.

The cruiser Rurik, recently launched
on the Neva in the presence Of the
car and c~zarina, is the most formidable
warship OF the kind in the world, and
the largest Of any kind ever built in
Russia. Her displacement is 1928
tons, her maximum speed is! knots
per hour, and her coal capacity 1000
tons. She will be able to steam 10000
knots at the rate OF 10 knots per hour
without putting into port for fuel or
provisions.
Not since the war, according to the
Shoe and Leather reporter, has so little
"shoddy" been used in shoes as now.
There are numerous limitations OF calf,
kangaroo, dongola, goat, etc, made from
a cowhide, and by the skill Of mechan-
ism they arc remarkably close imitG-
tons, but they arc generally sold for
what they purport to be, and can not
be classified as substitutes.
The officers, passengers and crew Of
the Liverpool mail steamer Angola
have signed, sealed and delivered their
joint solemn declaration that they saw
the sea serpent off the west coast oil
Africa. 1t was going at the rate OF five
or six miles an hour in a wrigglind, I'M
dulating way, and there was about sew
enty yards Of it in length.
DR.. Howard King Carroll, who has
been gathering statistics OF religious
bodies for the United States census, has
prepared a report that will make 1000
quarto pages, and it will soon be issued
from the Government printing office.
1t is believed that this is the fullest and
most accurate collection of such data
eve made.
As a rule seats in first class theatres
in Europe cost more than in this coun-
try. A seat in the parquette OF a Lon.
don theatre costs 81 $50, and one in the
balcony 81 rs. Then the programme
costs from two to six cents, and the
fees OF the attendants count up any,
where from a dime TO fifty cents.
Tho village druggist refusing to sell
rat poison to William X. Rooms, of
Marietta, Pa, hn decided to make some
himself. lie took the kernels from
three dozen peach stones, put them in
a pint of water and boiled them Tor
three hours. The liquid killed rats as
readily US arsenic.
A prospectorin Eastern Oregon lately
found an opal field, which appeared to
be inexhaustibIe. Among the speci-
mems he found, it is said, were a num-
Der OF beautiful black fire opals.
The postmaster general of Norway
has ordered that after January !, 1898,
the bicycle shall be used by all country
postmen for the delivery Of mails where
the roads will permit.
There are seven Hebrew members
who have seats in the British House Of
Commons, and they are all related to
the Rothschild family.
Butchers who slaughtered a hog in
Lower Sauchon, Pa, found, snugly i'm
bedded in the lett lung, asilver ten-cent
piece.
During the coming year Franco will
spend 81, 100000 for arms and ammuni-
ton for the cavalry alone.
Three OF the four Dutch universities
are open to women, namely: Leyden,
Utrecht and Amsterdam.
The tunnel at Niagara falls is com
pleted, and the falls are to be harnessed
by next March,
-"
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-11-26

If the pope can induce the powers OF
Europe to disarm, at least to come down
to a reasonable peace footing, he will
have conferred an immense benefit on
mankind. This power bristles because
the others bristle, and the people are
being ground to powder. There is no
health in it.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-11-26

Ii you need spectacles, eyes tire or
head aches when reading or sewing,
consult and have your eyes carefully
and scientifically tested for Glasses
without charge by Professor Shelf, the
Optician, corner Main and Eleventh
streets. The only exclusive optician in
the state. TrhsAW
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-11-26

SINCE winter has come women don't
wear their ~suspenders on the outside.
Como to think OF it, frostbitten sus-
penders wouldn't look well, ANYHOW.