The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-04-08

of Moran, was made chairman, and
p. J. Talbot, of lola, secretary. The
following delegates and alternstes
were chosen:
Delegates, Alternates.
| w. c. Jones, b. Goshorn.
| Geo. A. Bowlus, q Stephenson,
J Bond. 7. J. Talbot
The convention adopted q "Where-
asn and two or three Resolves to
the general effect that Cleveland is
the biggest man on earth just now,
and any man who says he isn't Is an
other, and these delegates will hang
to him as long as there is a button to
his coat, or until they find the Hill
too high to get over. Col. Jones then
made great speech, and pounded
the table whole lot, and told the as
semblad multitude QD that they
were bound to win. "The Calamity
ites,n said the Colonel, "are about all
tolled into the Democratic camp.
They sure are i'm this District. The
deal was all made at Kansas City last
week, and is bound to go through.
The Democrats furnish the candidate
and the Peoples men the furnish the
votes. It's the slickest scheme you
ever heard of. And there's nothing
the matter with the platform. 1t will
be we want the offices, and we want
'em bad, and we want 'em right now
tremendous applause.) That Is a
platform, gentlemen, that every true
Democrat and every Peoples man
can stand on hand-in-hand. delight
ed cries of "You betvD With that
platform under our feet and with Pap
Hayward's glorious war-cry 'Sp'iles
and not principles is what we are af-
ter in our mouths, we will march
forward, gentlemen,-we will march
forward,-I say, gentlemen, we will
march forward" And the Colonel
slowly and impressively sat down,
while the assembled multitude tl1)
threw their hats into the air, and
stamped with their feet, and made
other signs of violent approval. Just
then Clerk Jacoby stuck his head in
to see what 1t was all about, and the
convention promptly and unani-
mously fined him the cigars all around
for disturbing the peace. The con-
vention then adjourned.
ga long time ago." remarked Judge
Stillwell the other day, Gin the days of
nv callow youth, / invested several
good dollars in plug hat. kept 1t
in nv office several days before L
could summon courage enough to wear
it. But one day / gathered mp all my
nerve, put the hat on and started
down town. never realized before
how far it was from my house to my
office. / thought / would never get
there. My friends either passed me
, by without recognition, or turned
J n nnrrIH faal rothnr
than see, the faces of the women press
ed against the windows of the houses
to get glimpse of that hat. The
small boys followed me and the very
dogs barked at me and then fed,
bowling down the street. l didn't go
home that day till after dark, and
then went by the back streets"
| Moran Herald: The concert at the
Presbyterian church was well attend
ed. and a success in every respect.
The singing by the;quartette from lola
was indeed excellent, while the instru-
mental music by our orchestra was as
usual very fine. Miss Beulah Rel
inert. as pianist, did herself great
credit. Altogether it was probably
the finest musical entertainment ever
given here, and many thanks are due
the lola young people for their court
esy in rendering such valuable assis-
lance. The performance Melted the
church about fifteen dollars.
EXCHANGE: Any body can freeze
his own ice cream in five minutes and
for an expend iture of or three cents.
If the preparation desired to be frozen
is placed in q tin bucket or other re-
ceptacle it can be concealed by put
ting it in pail containing weak di-
luton of sulphuric acid and water.
Into this throw a handful of common
glauber salts, and the resulting cold
is so great that bottle of wine i'm
mersed in the mixture will be frozen
solid in few minutes, and ice cream
or ices may be quickly and easily pre-
pared.
Fred Funston spent part of Satur-
day and Sunday making a very well
come visit with lola friends, starting
Monday noon for San Francisco where
he is to take ship for the scene OF
his summers lonely labor in northern
Alaska. His appointment to the work
which he goes to perform was highly
COMPLIMENTARY as there were great
many applicants and he was chosen
solely on his merits, his father not
, knowing that the appointment was so
much as talked of until after it was
made. He expects to return next
October.
Yates Center Democrats: Sheriff
Reid went down to Caldwell the first
of the week and brought 81 NOurse
. back with him. 1t is alleged that
Nourse has been bootlegging at To-
ronto. He was taken to Jail at lola
Tuesday, in default of bail, and the
county will have to keep him until
the June term of the district court
He is said to be a tough customer, and
resisted arrest. He carried with him
a shot gun and revolver. Leg irons
: and bracelets were brought into re.
/, QUESTION as a matter of precautiOn.
Prof. Snow says that March was re.
: markable for several meteorological
r excuses, chief among which was the
! largest March rain record (5.72 in IN
= % years. The temperature was below
the average; the week of March 14-a
j, was colder than any corresponding
!, period with the exception of the veal
; 1876. The percentage of humidity
! has never been exceeded and both
wind velocity and percentage of cloud
mess were above the average.
. The morning sermon next Sunday
; at the NJ. f. church will be to the
= children and the singing on that Oc
casion will be conducted by them. II
, is expected in the future to set apart
! the first Sunday morning of each
month for a children's service at
!. which time q sermon will be preached
by the pastor to the little folks.