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The Somerset reporter., 1892-04-07
MISCELLANY Y.

Keep it in the house and it will save you
many an anxious moment during the changes of
the season and weather; We refer to DIR. Brll's
Cough Syrup,
81 bought these three dollar trousers in fit
Of economy. liunker Surveying the gar
menU' II don't see the tit"
The honest public sentiment Of the people of
the United States is unanimously in favor Of Dr..
Bulls Cough Syrup. The druggists pronounce
it to be the only standard Cough Remedy
Clare-''Do you see how the shape of this
gown could be improved" Maude-yol might
get some other girl to wear it.
There is a madness in neuralgia pains which
none but sufferers know. Pity the universal
world don't know that this madness is cured
by Salvation Oil, the famous lotion for man aud
beast.
The less religion there is in church the more
oysters and ice-cream it takes to run it
"Beau,y" may be "only skin deep" but the
secret of a beautiful skin is pure blood. Those
coarse, rough, pimply compilations may, in
most cases, be rendered soft, smooth and fail
by the perseyering and systematic use q Ayers
Sarsaparilla.
| 1t is because of the possibilities of eternit,
that so many incomprehensibe things have t,
happen in this world.
"Gentlc Spring" loses many of its terror
when the system is fortified by the use Of Ayers
Sarsaparla. With multi,udes, this wonderful
tonic Alternative has long superseded all Other
| spring medicine, being everywhere recommend
ed by physicians.
A New Jersey minister married fifteen couple,
within sixty minutes the other dry. Fifteer
knots an hour isn't bad.
To prevent the hardening of the subcutaneou,
tissues Of the scaly and the abliteration of til,
hair follicles, which cause badness, use Hall,
| Hair Remover,
| The size of your offering does not depend up
on what YOU take out of your pocket, but upoi
| what you leave in it.
The Somerset reporter., 1892-04-07

The American pig appears to be on lis
travels around the world with the rest of
the gentry The y. ". Agricuturist
saws it seems likely to be welcomed by
several countries where the people have
had very little 'aste for deilcacies suppl ed
by him for several years But as he Is
TO 20 sorcai with the L S. brand on him
his producers should see that he is a
GOOD pig, and has fair chance to cover
his ribs with Wholesome meat. He is not
Nv ua,ure a scavenger. Given chance
he is u vegetarian and lives on grass blades
sind roots and clean nuts and pure water
Put him into clover and he thrives IN the
sunshine and pure air and makes whole
some food, but stuff him with distillery
refuse and let him breathe sewer gas
aud wsH1w in filth aud he breeds pesti-
lence.
The Somerset reporter., 1892-04-07

$500 90 REWARD!

WE will pay the abov" reward for any case of Liver
Complaint, Dyspepsia, Sick II 'adache, indigestion
CONSTIPATION or tO-tVcness cannot cure with
Vests Vegetable Liver Pills when The directions
strictly complied with. They arr purely Vegetable,
and never tail to give satisfaction. Sugar Coated
Large boxes, containing 30 Pills, rs cents. Beware Of
CuuntcitcIts and limitations. The genuine manniac-
tured only hv THE John e, WEST COMPANY,
EMlC AGn. Ill. Sold by Rnland Z. Patten.
The Somerset reporter., 1892-04-07
cheese as Food.

1. Is not generally known ~ It should
be that cheese is the concentrated nutri
nent Of mix, which is itself the me Al
perfect food for the young. In making
cheese rennet is used which makes IL
mere digrstiple than the natural curd OF
mix made thus without rentel. II IS Tor
his r. ason that eating cAeese Is every
where recognized ~ \ natural help TO
digestion. II taxes the digestive powers
of the stomach. sn then by the rennet
that Itself contans helps to digest the
food. MIX dis,grtes with many with
whom small piece of cheese, increased
A, It can be- eaten without bad after con
SEQUENCES. would result in permanent IN
crease Of digestive power.
The Somerset reporter., 1892-04-07
cATARRH IN NEW ENGLAND.

Ely,s Cream Balm gives satisfaction to every
one using it for catarrhal troubles.-G. K Mel
lor, Druggist, Worcester Mass.
| believe Ely's Cream Balm is the best art
icle for catarrh ever offered the public Bush x
Co., Druggists, Worcester, Mass.
An article Of real merit.-C. +. Alden, Drug
gist. Springfield Mass.
Those who use it speak highly of it Geo. A
Hill, Druggist, Springfield, Mass.
Cream Balm has gwen satisfactory results W.
P. Draper, Druggist Springfield, Mass.
In England they stand for office, in this
country they run, and i'll both countries they lie
more or less.
The Somerset reporter., 1892-04-07
poultry that Pays In Winter.

The secret II success with poultry lies
in making it pay prof, in winter. Hens
that merely produce. while eggs are at taf
lowest price, cannot pay much preht. Il
is possible by giving the hens warm qnsr-
ters to make them lay most Of the winter.
They viii not rroduce SO many eggs next
summer for It. nor should they" Neither
should heus that have laid eggs up to cold
weather be expected TO 90 on producing
at the same rate. Extra ed then vii
only fat'en them instead Of making them
The Somerset reporter., 1892-04-07
BENEFITED BY

n few doses of Ayers Cherry Pectoral.
This remedy with ordinary care. has worked
such magical effect that | have suffered
very little Inconvenience,
"IIayng thoroughly tested the properties
Of Ayers Cherry Fectoral as a remedy for
bronchitis and throat affections. am heart
Nv glad to testify To the intrinsic merits #
this preparation. IT j. MJcnurl1N Au-
thoriirl Lecturer. Ripley. Ohio.
Ayers Cherry Pcrt0ral has cleared and
strengthened my voice, 81 that am able TO
sprak with very much more ease and com
fort than before. I,eyA e, y. Nichols,
Pastor u Baptist Church. No. IIsbury, Mass.
The Somerset reporter., 1892-04-07
DO YOU PROPOSE

~ ! " l MI 70 L
to buy new carpets
this spring. If SO, we
should be glad to
show for your con-
sideration what we
believe to be the best
variety of Brussels,
Tapestries, Wooden
and Cotton & Wool
Carpets ever shown
in Somerset County,
at prices that Will be
as low as the lowest,
Our spring styles of
Straw Mating are
now arriving.
DO YOU MEDITATE-
getting more dishes2
Then see our new
stock patterns, the
Caledonia and Mad
rid which we guar
antec to match and
supply with dupli-
Gates for twenty years
to come. See our
new Toilet Sets, 10
pieces) $3.25.
DO YOU CONSIDER
that new Curtains are
needed throughout
the house? We have
them in Holland and
Opaque, ready made
and piece goods; in
Hollands. ODaoues
and Tint Cloths to
make up to fit odd
size windows; also a
complete line OF Lace
curtains.
DO YOU INTEND
repapcring? Call on
US and see the newest
things in Wall Paper
very cheap and all
desirable.
ALIENS
SKOWHEGAN,
M AM
The Somerset reporter., 1892-04-07
TRY DANA'S RILLA
Wheat for Laying Hons.

Whole wheat grains contain more of
the material for making eggs than any
other single grain. If the hens are kept
in warm quarters, or while the weather is
warm, wheat is, therefore. a profitable
feed for laying hens. 1t may not be the
best exclusive feed. No feed is best as
exclusive of all others, but wheat comes
nearer to 1t than any other grain. Judg
ing only by analysis, wheat bran might
be deemed to furnish all the material ele-
ments found in eggs. But the fact that
the grain is more difficult of digestion
than the bran makes it better as food for
poultry. he g zzard of fowls needs to
be exercised. Wheat grain gives this ex-
ercse, and In this consists It's superiority.
The Somerset reporter., 1892-04-07

Druggist of Lexington, Ky, SAYS that Dr
yale household remedies Consisting of Dr
Hale : Household Cough Care, Dr. Hale,
Household Ointment aud Or. Hale's House
hold leaD are the bet seller he has ever had
IN his Store. This Is owing 10 the great merits
o. these popu ar remedies. They iuvuriihly
give great satisfaction, save many doctors bills
and work wonderful cures. EVERY body should
u.s. them % and ace sizts at Roland 7 Patterns
drug store.
The Somerset reporter., 1892-04-07
Roots tor Young Stock.

Every one knows what hard time year
ling calves and colts have In winter, al d
what sorry spectacle they often present
even when given some grain. The troub
lie is that the feed is all too dry and con-
stipating. A few roots given before the
grain will keep the animal from becoming
constipated, and Its coat from the rough,
staring look which is the sign of poor d.
gestion. All the future Of any animal is
generally dependent on the condition of
its digestion after it has passed its first
winter.
The Somerset reporter., 1892-04-07
Government
Waterproof
PAINT.
NEVER BEATEN
SELDOM EQUALLED !

This paint contains in addition to
the best Lead, Zinc and Pure Lin.
seed Oil, a pigment that is found in
no other paint, giving it an abso-
lutte waterproof quality, and an ad-
hesive and elastic property that
prevents cracking and peeling, and
at the same time gives the surface
a gloss, and adds beauty and dur
ability, quality and covering capac.
ity considered, the cheapest and
best paint upon the market.
The Somerset reporter., 1892-04-07

Every honest painters will tell you that q
paint mixed and ground by machinery Is 9
better paint than can be made by hand
He will tell you that it it's easier to put
on, aud that il covers fifth more surface.
We tell you the Chiffon Paints are made
with pure linseed oil, combined with tur-
pentine and turpentine drier, that all the
shades go through seven different mixingf
and grindings, that they contain full
measure, that cubic inch OF Chiffon Paint
WIN cover SQUIRE foot of surface with
two coats. and that our Paint will not chalk
peel or blister if properly put on.
We have color card for you.
For Sale by e. l.. WALKER. Skowhegau. Me.
Chiffon Paint Co.. Boston and New York.
The Somerset reporter., 1892-04-07

Are these not healthy and bright child
rem There appearance does not misrepre.
sent them; they are both healthy and
bright. They are the son and daughter Of
Mr. j. p. Wiley, of Dorchester, Mass, and
he has an interesting story to tell in regard
to them. The story is as follows:
IN lsS5 my wife, accompanied by my little
BOY, at that time eleven months old was visit
ing rcintivcsin Scranton, Pa. The little fellow
was suffering untold agony cutting his teeth
NY VIE was told to try DR.. Hands Tcethin0
Lotion. The effect was magical. It did not
itupcfy the child, as most remedies of this
character do 1t simply sonthed the pain of the
burning and aching gums ] might write n
volume, had the time, praising this remedy.
tnd then not xpreSS my feelings or do n inst
&C. IL Is simply marvellous. After her re-
turn 10 BOSTON She wanted another bottle but
! lonnd TINT 1t was unknown in this city, I
,orrespondcd with DR.. Hand. and received in
veply sample OF each of his remedies. | used
mem on Doth OF my children, recommended
n nrm 70 a my friends and have yet to find the
pei ~ VINO, after using the remedies, especial
" Teething Lotion and Collie Cure that could
rot praise them. People may say, and have
Slid to me: oh, there must he something in
nat Iecthing Lotion that effects the chids
brain In reply to this, will say l have two
children. II boy and girl, who have oern
irelted with Teething Lotion since time of Ike,
fintiing To end OF tcething, and cha lenge any
trson to furnish two with any clearer hroinS
icheerfilly recommend them to parents who
I've their little ones"
GEORGE GUSHING. Exclusive Agent,
Skowhegan, Maine.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-10-02

Apart from its editorial joke about
being an independent Republican
paper" the point of which is fully APP
preciated, the Reveille deserves COM
mendation for having opened Fair
haven department in its news col
umns. BY so doing, it has added
another argument to the number al
ready advanced in favor of the unity
ing Of the interests of the Bay cities.
1t is an advance step towards the goal
of a united and undivided population
on the Bay.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-10-02

The readers of the HERALD will
have no room to complain of lack of
interesting reading matter in this
mornings issue. Special pains have
been taken to fill its columns with the
social and geneaal events and happen
ings of the entire Bay. The merchants
of the two cities are manifesting their
appreciation of the HERALD as an adj
vertising medium, as will be clearly
seen by the number of new advertise
ments appearing in this mornings
issue. The attention of those who read
this article is called to the fact that by
patronizing those merchants who adj
vertise in the HERALD its ability will
be enhanced to present an increasingly
attractive and readable journal. The
sound doctrine of reciprocity is as ap-
plicable in this respect as it is in the
commercial intercourse between ma
tons. Read the advertisements, pat
ronize the advertisers, who will be
thereby encouraged to advertise more
largely, an incidental result being a
constant improvement in the paper
itself
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-10-02
MCDOugdll
& DOdSOn
1Z1o 11th Street
He Was Satisfied with That.

A school inspector was examining a
class in grammar, and trying to eluci-
date the complex relations of adjectives
and nouns by a telling example.
Nov, for instance" said he, "what
am I?'
That was an easy question, and all
the children shouted, "a manr' and
then looked around triumphantly, as
much as to say, task another"
eyes, but what else" said the in
spector.
This was not SO easy, but after a
pause a boy ventured to suggest, "A lit
tie man."
eyes, but there is something more
than that"
This was poser, but at last an infant
phenomenon almost leaped from his
seat in his eagerness and cried, "Please,
sir. l know, sir-an ugly little mann"
Boston Globe.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-10-02

Pat-Phware's me galluses?
Mary Ann-Shure an Oh have them
on. It's the sthoyle Oh have to keep up,
Patsyl
Pat-Well, yez hand them over. OF
have somethin of more importance than
the sthoyle to keep up.-Truth.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-10-02
COMMON SENSE FACT!
o you can in buying Clothing
WE SELL CLOTHING CHEAP !!
COMMON SENSE FACT,
The lowest price not always the cheapest
WE GIVE YOU THE QUALITY !!
COMMON SENSE FACT!
The value clothing the of
WE GIVE YOU THE WEAR I.
COMMON SENSE FACT
tkeepth sbap and look
as long they last
WE GIVE YOU THE STYLE Il
COMMON SENSE FACT
You want best quality
WE GIVE YOU SATISFACTION Il
Come and complete line Clothing
satisfy all with Clothing


plan of some kind must be deter
mined upon, they have settled upon
the idea of vilifying the Republican
nominees, all the way from the presi-
dent to the lowest county or precinct
officer, in the hope of thereby alien
ating voters from the Republican
ranks to support of Democratic nomi-
nees. 1t is even rumored that COM
mittees have been appointed to canvass
the various counties of Washington, as
well as of other states, on house to
house visit, in pursuance of this policy.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-10-02

p. ID. Mcclellan is in town from the
eastern side of the county. He reports
good development in mining and
other resources, but urges the utmost
need of a good road or system of roads
connecting that section of the county
with Bellingham Bay. He says if the
matter is not soon attended to Seattle
and Tacoma will become the tide water
ports for large portion of Whatcom
county's resources.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-10-02
Great Northern Railway Lime

Through cars connecting at New West
minister with electric railway for Vancouver
Through tourist cars TO St. Paul Tues
every Wednesday; to Boston every SUNDAY
For further information apply to A, t.
Horner. Supt, Seattle, Wash
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-10-02

The fiery god of war traversed his
orbit last evening in company with
Luna the shy coquette, who turned but
half face to her blushing lover. Jul
piter looked on from a distance with
godlike majesty and spent the hours of
the night sporting with his newly-dis-
covered offspring. Venus graced the
early morning with her magnificent
charms, and hung trembling in the
eastern skies in a wondrous blaze of
glory. Among the consultations, the
mighty hunter Orion waged relentless
war upon Taurus in the east, while
the winged horse Pegasus and the
graceful Swan flew across the infinite
arches of the northwest. Queen CASH
opea with her liege lord Cepheus at
tended the court of Polaris with regal
splendor, while the brave and hand
some Perseus, whose courage and
knightly skill had liberated the beauti
full but unfortunate Andromeda from
the oppression of her cruel parents, at
tended his princess with drawn sword
ready to sell his life in her behalf. Be
fore the expiration of the present
month, the winter consultations will be
well on their journey above the eastern
horizon, and will present to the resi-
dents of Bellingham Bay a series of
matchless paintings, drawn with in
finite skill and all the power of un-
speakable genius.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-10-02

A strike is imminent in two branches
of local industry which, if not averted,
may prove of serious inconvenience to
some of the residents of Fairhaven.
A certain undertaken and a grave dig
ger complain of a serious dullness in
their respective lines of business" and
declare that unless a change for the
better occurs they must hunt for other
avocations or go on a continued strike.
They have tried in vain to enter into a
combination with one of the leading
physicians of the city, and having
failed in this, are giving way to blank
despair. Their predicament indicates
the healthfulness of the city and the
converse of the proposition that "every
dark cloud has a silver lining" To
them it reads, "every silver cloud
Is trimmed with black"
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-10-02

1t has been an open secret for some
time that the policy of the Democratic
leaders and speakers during the pres
ent campaign would turn upon the
character of the nominees of the Re
publican party rather than discus
sion of its principles or an advocacy of
the Chicago platform. Realizing the
weakness of their tariff and free silver
planks, and knowing that definite
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-10-02

The man in the bathing suit turned to
the bored, detected looking party in
brown jeans who was lounging against
the railing at the natatorium and said:
Swimming is glorious sport"
81 reck'n," answered the other.
"That's what they say"
"Can't you swim?"
mot lick"
"You are here as spectator, pre-
sumner"
''Me?" said the tired looking man,
with a dreary yawn. Course not.
I'm hired to look after the swimmers
an see that they don't git drownded. >
Chicago Tribune.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-10-02
WEATHER FORECAST

Following is the weather forecast for
today, as furnished by the signal service
bureau: Rain, stationary tempera-
ture."
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-10-02
REPUBLICAN STATE TICKET

FOR Governor. John H. McGraw
For Representatives William II. Doolittle
In Congress. ...... John l.. Wilson
For Lieutenant Governor. #. ID. Luce
FOR Auditor. .....................L. IL. crimes
For Secretary of State. james III. Price
For Treasurer ...................O. A. Bowen
For Attorney General. ..........W. @. Jones
For Land Commissioner T. Forrest
For Superintendent of Schools. G. W. Bean
For Public Printer. %. O. White
For Judges Of the Su- Elmon Scott
preme Court. ....... Thomas j. Anders
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-10-02
Fairhaven and San Franoisos
TRAINS GOING NORTH

Pacific cast Steamship Co. steamers ar
rive from and depart every five days for San
Francisco.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-10-02
for Infants and Children.

"The use OF 'Castoria' Is so universal and
its merits so well known that it seems work
of supererogation to endorse IL. Few are the
intelligent families who do not keep Castoria
within easy reach"
CARLOS MARrYN, D. d.,
N1w York City.
Late Pastor Bloomingdale Reformed Church.
The morning call., 1892-05-08
THE GENEROUS OFFER
OF Drs. Blair & Neal Still Open
to the Public.
Five Dollars Per Month to All Patients
as Long as Under Treatment.
Medicine Furnished Free.

The very fattering way in which the
residents Of this city and the Pacific Slope
generally have shown their appreciation of
the skill, honesty and facilities OF Drs.
Blair & Neal is duly appreciated.
During the past month the rush was so
great that the capacity Of their offices has
been taxed. So generous has been the re-
Spouse to the offer made in April to treat all
diseases for the uniform price of So per
month, and so satisfactory has it been to
the patients that Dr. BIairs & Neal have
concluded to continue to treat all forms Of
catarrhal troubles for a limited time only
for IS per month.
This Is done principally to demonstrate
the superiority of Drs. Blair & Meals
method of treating catarrh and kindred dis
eases to the greatest number, and to show
the confidence they have in their skill end
facilities they possess for treating catarrh
in its various forms, and incidentally to give
all those who were unable 10 take advant-
age of their generous offer during April
another opportunity OF doing so. Therefore
all patients suffering with catarrh will be
treated for So per month for the time they
are under treatment. Old patients may con-
tinue at the same price This includes con-
sultatiOn and examination, and all medicines
are furnished free. There will be no charge
to catarrhal patients except the IS per
month either at their Offices or by mail.
Their price for treating other chronic dis
eases are so low that they are within the
reach OF all.
The morning call., 1892-05-08
..Elur King al" in London.

Mr. II. J. Stewart, composer Of this pretty
opera, which locally has been so successful,
is in receipt Of letter from his agent in
England Informing him that Messrs No
vcllo, Ever &; CO. have agreed to publish
the work and now have copies on sale in the
metropolis Of the world. The opera was
published in England and America on the
same day. in order to secure the copyright.
but the arrangement with the NoYello firm
has only just been made. 1t is a great point
gained, for Novelo. Ever Il Co. are not
only the leading English publishers, but
also one Of the most exclusive firms in the
music trade. Tie agent also informs Mr..
Stewart that he hopes s0On 20 arrange for
grand production CT the Opera in London.
When such time arrives it is probable the
author VIII visit his old stamping-ground
and superiniend the bringing out" Under
such circumstances, Mr. Stewart may be
pardOned feeling Of more than ordinary
dissatisfaction.
The morning call., 1892-05-08
From the GAY Nfefrnnnlis.

Miss Marie Barnard Of this city, the ac-
complished vocalist, is now in Paris,
whence she writes to friends in this city
anent her experiences She had taken a
course OF instruction with Nine. MarchesL
who did her early instructor in this city,
Nine. Julia RosewaId, the justice to say
that her Miss BIS tones were we'll placed,
and in the matter Of tone prod ucifon she
had nothing TO learn. Marchesi comBli-
mented Miss Barnard on the superior quail
ity Of her voice. All she needed, according
to the Paris iBstruetress, was finish. Miss
Barnard was advised 10 enter the operate
field. for which she could be qualified in
eight months The young cantatrice, how
ever, declined the lyric stage. She will leave
Paris June tn take a very eligible position
i'll the First Unitarian Church, BnstOn, OF
which Mr.. Arthur Foote is the organist,
and who has just Published couple OF
songs dedicated TO Miss Barnard. Foo;e
writes that "he is, happy his church has
gained the California sOngbird, and she will
open the season of Boston symphony con-
certs under bis direction" Miss Barnard )
star is in the ascendant