Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1892-12-28
rIrHy AND POINTED.

Jay GouiG Woulu oDJect 10 na'ihs their names in his wiill
 What is the use of wasting time trying to find out how the demo- crats of the Fifty-third Congress stand on the extra sessioni When Mr. Cleveland was President before, he neve; thought of consulting Con gressmer. and wa know of no req son for expecting change iu bis demeanor towards them.
 According to the esteemed New York Sun, there are now 300 mug wumps in New York. The esteem- ed Sun has been imposed on to the extent of one numeral.
 Somebody is evidently mak ing money selling the product of that Bismark interview factory which has been established in Europe Where is Joe Mulhattoni
 Mr. Cleveland appears to be levol- headed in one respect. He feels disgIsted at democratic office seekers In less than six months the aforesaid office seekers will have just the same feeling towards Mr. Cleveland.
 The trouble with that comet was that it was awfully over-advertised.
 Mir. Cleveland has rather large swing in the country just now, but he is not 'in if with Senator Hill whom it comes to controlling the New York legislature.
 Further extension of our navy is postponed until we are insulted by some petty power which owns few good ships. or the republican party returns to power.
 Montana has dog that bets on gamblers games. Such conduct is excusable in a dog, but how about the men who have no better sense than to engage in itf
 Wanted-a tariff policy. Address with full particulars, G. C., Wash ington, D. C., after March 4, 1893.
 Those Alabama people had better wait awhile before inaugurating another era of wildcat money. MT. Cleveland may veto that little scheme.
 MT. Cleveland can run away from the office seekers now, but what will he do after the fourth of next March9
 The sensational newspapers are again trying to kill Mir. Blaine with numerous diseases, but he still keeps up fairly we'll for a man of his age.
 Will man who is professedly in politics for the sole purpose of elevating them accept an cffice to which he is elected by technic- alityi Ask Gov. Russell of Massa- chusetts, he knows.
 MT. Cleveland's longing Tor ''quiet life" did not become audible until after he was elected President. He is in for four years of anything else but quiet life" and he wasn't forced into it, either.
 English ivy is in one respect like the principles of the republican party; it never dies.
 It is not probable that MT. Cleve- land would feel called on to wear mourning should the democratic fight over the spells kill of few of his party.
 Advertising on the clouds is the latest novelty, but the advertising that brings the best returns IS, as usual, that which is placed in your home newspapers.
 Before election MT. Cleveland wrote that the South was the ''cra- dle and the guardian of civil lib erty." After election Mir. Cleveland said: "I am disgusted with the southern office-seekers." Mir. Cleveland's expertness with a shot gun may come in handy when he has that collision with the office seeking brigade.
 Between Adlai's axe and Growers gun the harvest ought to be large.
 Speaker Crisp prefers to take his reform without the snub attach ment.
 The New York anti-snappers are in fair way towards making heap of trouble for Mir. Cleveland.