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The Globe-republican., 1892-12-23

Justice Harlan, who is one of the Ameri-
can commissioners to the Behring sea con-
ference in Paris, will be absent during the
remainder of the present term of the United
States supreme court.
The Fort Orange mill at Albany, N. Y,
burned December 10. As the iremen. who
were lingering inside the ruins, and were Or
dered home by the chief, proceeded to get
out by the river front the east wall, standing
sixty feet high, toppled over without mo-
ment's warning and seven men we're buried
beneath eight feet of debris, killing four and
injuring three of them. Loss about SIS, 600 ;
insurance, $1,000.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-23

As DEMoNsTRATING the superior
culture Of the East it may be related
that a Philadelphia woman and a
New York woman fought in a ring
with gloves. They had a savage SET
to much to the delight of the spec
tators, and the Philadelphia at last
received blow on the jugular that,
as the expression obtains in upper
sporting circles, put her to sleep.
When she emerged from her nap she
claimed with perhaps q show of as
perity that her opponent Was no lady,
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-23

Mrs. PHOEBE COUZINs is in London,
and the cockneys are so pleasingly
paralyzed with her corruscating pres
ence that it is doubtful if Parliament
will get down to business until she
has gone down into the country. In
the meantime the lady managers of
the Chicago Exposition are too happy
to disturb existing arrangements.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-23

A New YORK woman has brought
suit for breach of promise, alleging
among other things that the pangs Of
love unrequited had caused her to
lose forty-two pounds of her 100.
The surmise is natural that this
statement will weaken her case.
Other women have been driven to
banting and to anti-fat compounds
with results not half as satisfactory.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-23

A GOOD many filings have been
made at Arizona. But just now her
enterprising people are nearly ready
to irrigate million acres Of her rich
soil, and reclaim her desert places.
1t is also to be noted that during
the last year Arizona has produced
SO, 600, 900 in gold, 81, 200, 900 in sill
yer and 81, 500, 900 in copper. There
is a future for Arizona.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-23

THERE are three important times
In a mans life-when he is born,
when he marries, and when he dies.
And even then his own importance is
overshadowed by the curiosity to know
If he is boy or girl, what the bride
wore, and what he left in his will.
Vain man, you don't cut much figure
in this world,
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-23

LORD TENNYsoN was morbidly sem
sitive to all criticism of his work.
Fortunately he was dead when the
graveyard poets turned upon him and
dosed his literary efforts with ode,
epic, elegy, and weird lamentations.
Had he been living when they broke
loose upon him, he would have desired
to die as soon as convenient.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-23

The Chicago platform, upon which
Mr.. Cleveland was elected president,
says: 1--WE denounce republican protec-
ton as fraud-a robbery of the great
American people for the benefit of the
few" Why, then, is there mo necessity
for haste" as Mr. Cleveland and the Or
gans are asserting The action of the
party demonstrates that their assertion
in the platform was fraud and false
hood -
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-23
FRIEND INDEED.

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Which 10 q full-plate gilded lever,
With Is jewels, patent pinion,
Quick train and chronometsr balance,
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Your money returned il dissatisfied.
Don't delay. Grasp this liberal offer.
Write for cat. 2C00 engs.. mailed fres.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-23
THE DIFFERENCE.

The difference between tho demo-
cratic and the republican party" says
the New York Times, '.is Substitution
OF moderate for extreme protection" Is
it. Indeed? Then the democratic party
has grossly deceived tho country. The
platform upoa which tie democrats
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-23

In recent railway disaster in
England every car on the train ex-
cept zone Pullman car" was smashed.
The passengers in the Pullman
walked up and wanted to know if
something was the matter" Eng
land will learn where to buy cars
after spell.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-23

HERR FREDERICK SCHLOEGL, Of
ten referred to as the Dickens of
Vienna" died recently at the age of
Il. The truth and humor of his
misunderstanding made him i'm
mensely popular throughout America
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-23

THE democratic party is in q very
dangerous position before the people
just now, but I object to its being
called a party. It is a protest. 1t is a
protest against woman, a protest against
temperance, protest against truth,
and in fact protest against everything
that is true and good-Mrs. Lease.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-23
AND "NlGGERs" WON'T VOTE.

From the Memphis Commercial.
The South has no apologies to make
for her history and begs no mans par
don for anything. The time has long
since passed when she stood with her
hand outstretched across the bloody
chasm begging somebody to come and
shake it. If people don't like her they
needn't to. She is free, self-respe-ting
and independent. She will not crawl in
the dust for favors nor good words
from anybody. She will manage her
own affairs in her own way, without
consulting anybody else's taste. And
we SHOULD like to know how anybody is
going to help it.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-23

The Queen Of Roumania is sue
cessful lecturer, as learned as elo-
quent, but she only goes upon the
platform in the privacy of her palace,
where the young ladies Of the best
families are her audiences.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-23

Mr. GLADSTONE is an early riser,
and by half past 5 in the morning
the g. o. m. is on deck, and can enjoy
a couple of hours work in his library
without the fear of being interrupted
by pompously ponderous Populations
asking for the earth and the fruits
fharonf
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-23

A FEW democratic editors have en-
tered upon the task Of convincing the
people that increasing the price of
sugar by restoring the duties upon it
would be money in their pockets.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-23

Mr.. GLADsTONE's physician is put
ting still more restraint upon him
and insisting upon his adopting every
means of eccnomizing his failing
strength.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-23

ON@ ENJOYS
Both the method and results when
Syrup Of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
tenn eaectually, d:spels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is tho
only remedy of its kind ever pro
duced, pleasing to the taste and az
ceptable to the stomach, prompt 3
its action and truly beneficial in ito
elects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable Substances, ita
many excellent qualities commend it
to all and have made it the mos
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in 600
snd 81 bottles by all leading drug.
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it DO not accept any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA FIG syrup ca
SAW ERAxcaSc0. Cal.
LOUISVILLE. ~. EEw Yoa. az
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-23

BEWARE of the wicked chestnut
vender who has counterfeit money to
give in change.
The Globe-republican., 1892-12-23
The @lube- @epmbliean
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THE GLOBE PUBLISHING co.
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The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1892-08-12
GheAemurrat-Sta,
THE FIRST VANILLA.

Detroit Free Press.
The thin old man IN an ain -.
coat and a palm .eaf Ian. AT ,,s a
third table in Il Graliot aveuue ae ;'
cream dispensary, showed er; w
deEces Of great excitement. NJ;
supply Of vanilla cream was o,i,, M
half gone, but lie seemed to hara
lost in,ers 81 in he other hall anS
was slipping ice water and lann,",..
himself violently.
Feel Iaint?' asked the propne.
tor, stepping over to The third IA.
bic.
"Bet your life | dnn'l r
Il kinder thought yon looked
iiuslered,' suggested the Other
soolhing'y,
"Flaslered, hey? What dill I
Oldrrl
vanilla cream.n
'llain, wasn't il =
"Cerlainly."
"You don't 'tremember my asking
for n wooden legw
"No."
IL didn't mention a gntia perch,
arm nor a Plate Of false teeth, did
IY
"Cersfinly noi,' said the propri.
etor, vaguely wondering whether
he coul! gel tli4 police station on
The telephone without soaring lhs
other customers.
swell, see what dredged IN IN
your dnrned old cream" Aud ,he
aci'ated customer in alpaca passed
over glass eye.
The proprietor looked torrifed.
"lt's Jake's," he said. briefly
inspecting the discovery. "Marv,''
he added, calling to a pas. i Q
waitress. you tell Jake thai vanii.
Ia at third table found il. Tell
him if it happens again Ill DIS.
chargs him. You see,' he conlin.
ued alphabetically to the agilalel
customer, live got man down
stairs to make cream. lie makes
the finest ice cream in the STATE
of Michigan, but he's got Il iale
eye, and he's always leavin' thai
eye around and lo,in' il. is 90,
20 stop Low. though, or that sor
of thing will break up the ict
cream business"
''Do YOU mean TO say lallerej
The old man, shat other peopl,
have found That same-same-ar
ticle IN their cream p
"Oh. WE'LL" admitted The propri
etor ALPHABETICALLY, you're tn
first vanilla"
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1892-08-12

A short time ago, so the story
goes, Jew drummer had some
business at a town in Mississippi,
on the line OF he Illinois Central
railroad, which required his atten.
,lon for week or Ten days. He
put up at the only hotel there was
in The town and drummer-like,
commenced to find fault with
everything around him, and es-
pecially severe was his criticism of
The bill OF fare. Day after day he
sought the proprietor and SAID !:
'.My gracious, my ireai, w you
don't glf us someding new to eat
vonce und avile. Eiery day it vas
lie same tam ting va! We getS.'
Finally The patience oil the hotel
keeper was exhausted, and turning
on The drummer, he SAID as he
shook his c'encheJ fist : "If you
don't like the fare That you get at
this hotel You gel out, and if you
come to me any more and grow |
about getting the same thing to eat
every day III kick you out OF this
house and over the front fence into
he street. I'm tired Of your com.
plants and | don't intend to stand
them any longer" For The mex,
two or three days the drummer had
nolhingto say, but when The lime
came for him to leave he paid his
bill and seeking The proprietor and
extending his hand. said "Good-
bye. Hebrews, lirteent chabler
und de ate verse. Good bye
"lhat Jew must be crazy" was
what the hotel man remarked TO
himself as The drummer AMI his
erip-sack disappeared in the dlrec-
ton Of The depot, bu, nevertheless
his curiosity was aroused, and
opening The family bible he turned
to Hebrews 18Th chapter, Slh
verse and read, "Jesus Christ the
same Yesterday, and to day and
forever" He threw The bible
down and started after the drum
mer, but the train had gone.
Neu Orleans States.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1892-08-12

The following is the way they
call out the figure OF a "ret" IN
Georgia !: "Dance to The gal wit h
the yellow shawl on; now down
outside and up The middle; turn
to your partner, Isaac Srnach, and
now 10 that entire stranger; sacheZ
10 the right and LETT; ra. de tan
,la du de; now to Peter SchWilch-
al'S daughter; turn to your part
ner everyone sci 10 the gal with
The fiarlng frll; balance ore and
spin about to the girl with the hole
in the heel of her stockingw
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1892-08-12
A Serious Case.

According 10 the Medical Herald
a lady from a rural district took
her daughter TO town, ard after
consulting a number of professors
respecting her musical abilities,
retu!n,d home svery nuch dis.
couraged, and reported to her
husband the result of her eXptd..
ton, as follows:
''lhe first professor said that Al.
mira sings too much with her bo-
raX; ; il she keeps on she will get
digestion of The lungs. lie said
she ought to try the abomniabie
breathing and practice solfndgery.
Then the next teacher told ne she
ought to sing with her diagram,
aud not smother her voice in The
sarrophagus. Then the next he
poked n looking glass down her
throat and said The phalanX was
loo small, and tho typhoid bone
and the pollygollis we've in bad
way; and | never knew that AL
MIRA had so many things in hel
throat. and I'm afraid to let her
sIngany more for lear It will Kill
The poor girl"
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1892-08-12


The following sermon by a col
nreh brother has a lesson for some,
and Is made timely by The lale
floods:
"My tredren, God bless yer
souls, '!iglon am like de Alabama
ribber. In de spring comes de
ireshei, an brings all de ole loss
an sticks dat hab been lyin' on
de bank an carries dem down IN
current. Bymeby dc waters 60
,lown-den a log cotch on dis Is
land, an de sticks git cotched IN
de bushes, an dare dey lie. with
erin an dryin' till dare comes
mother lreshei. Jest so dare core
'viyal Of ,ligion; dis ole sinner
brought in, dA ole backsllder back
an all de fn.ks seem comm an
mighty good times. But bredrel
God bless your souls, bymeby 81
val of 'lleion is gone; den dis ole
sinner gifts stuck on his ole sin, den
dat ole backsllder is colched whar
he war befo'; den one aiter, 'nod,l
dat gol 'ligion Iiss all alongde
shore, and dare dey lies TIL 'node'
'vival Of 'Iigion. Belubed bred
rem, God bless yer souls, keep 10
de current"
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1892-08-12
The Cheapest Light.

Electrical Review.
Secretary LANGLEY. of the Smith.
sonian Institution has been expe.
rimen,inp with the freflies of
t,nba. lie say, tina, the linht they
give rs is the "cheapestr produced
in the world--,hai ,s 10 saw. with
the leas, heat anil the smaile,t ex
penditure of enersv-and he be.
lieves ,hua a successful imitation
of it would prove a mos, profiila.
Lle substitute for gas and eleclrlci.
". These insects are beetles Two
inches long, and belong TO the fam
ily of swapping bug so called
because when one OF them is laid
on its back it snaps it,elI into The
air with a clicking sound.
The secret of lie li.ht this fire.
fly gives is as We, undiscovered.
Apparently il is connected in
some way with the mysleriou,
phenomena of life, and chemists
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1892-08-12
!Ghelemurraf-S Star
Lady Teachers Not Wanted.


Here is quite an interesting dis.
batch from Boise Guy, Ia, July
9Th:
"Reporls received by the Super.
inIendent of Public In.lrucliun
show that The trus ees Of nearly
every school district in he State
OF Idaho are having. difficulty IN
retaining lady school lrachers.
The fair pedagogues marry at an
alarming rate, and there is Il con.
slant call for new teachers. Young
women flock into Idaho from the
East. particularly Iowa, Illinois
AMI Missouri, easily obtain siiua-
tiOns as teachers. and in from three
To six months about 80 per cent Of
them are married, leaving their
schools Tor the more congenial
surroundings vi homes. There are
in Idaho so many more men than
women that pretty and intelli-
gen, girl from anywhere has no
difficulty in securing more admir-.
ers Than she knows what to do
with. The school trustees com.
plain because III many instances
teachers marry and desert their
schools in The middle OF the terms,
thus causing much Inconvenience
and loss of time. 1t is suggested
that only male teachers be EN-.
ployed in order that lms trouble
may be avoided, and, although the
expense will be much greater
this may be done. The State Su.
perinlendeni has ON file letters
from over 800 women who are de-
sir0us of obtaining positions il,
Idaho, and he is inclined 10 he
lieve that about five sixihs of the
applicants having heard of Ilaho's
lame as d matrimonial field arc
more ANXIOUS to come here III
search of a rich husband than tC
instruct the hardy youths Of the
State. Ii any more women are
employed this year Hey will be
compelled to sign an iron bound
contract not TO marry during The
school terms, and a generous III ire
of their salary will be retrained as
a surety.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1892-08-12

ADVERTISE your business in The
DEMOCRAT STAR.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1892-08-12

A COUNTRY OF REPTILES "A
Scotchman who has lately travelled
extensively in u-tralia says lhal
II is IA great reptile country 81
have travelled" he said, "ln almost
every country and | have ner er
found a land that went ahead OF
Australia for snake 6, lizards and
frogs. There are some 65 species
of snakes in tina, country, Of which
~ are yenomons and y positively
dangerous. There are 40 or so
different kinds of lr0gs, embracing
every variety from a common tree
frog to large green variety With
blue eyes and a gold back, max
ing a wonderful showing of color
as he hops about. There are prob
ably 40 kinds IF lizards. of which
20 belong TO a class known as
night lizards, many Of which hiber.
na;e One species can utter a cry
when hurt or alarmed, and an
other kind, the ~irilled lizard, can
lill lis fore legs and hop about
like ii kangaroo. The monitor, or
fork.longueL lizard, burrows in
The earth, climbs and swims and
crews to length OF 8 or 10 feet
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1892-08-12

THE LATEST The country editor
who takes all his advertisements
out III trade will be gralified 10
learn that IA new pill, just patent.
ell, will keep man alive whole
week without eating. All he
wants now TO make him happy Is
il liver syrup that will make one
suit of clothes last sevcnty-fve
years.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1892-08-12

1t passes the understanding of
the Meridian Ners how any south.
ern white man who ever claimed
TO be a Democrat, can get his con-
sent 10 vote Tor the old broken
down Republlcan Soulhhaler-
Weaver. The Ne,cs quotes The fol-.
lowing from one OF The bloody shirt
wavers by which ",he General''
used TO whoop up The bows in Iowa :
1.-The record of the Republican
party appeals 10 the candid judg.
ment of all men as u:,impeacliable,
save, perhaps, That it Was too lenl-
ent with The leaders of The Demo
cratic conspiralors. The same old
gang, save those who are shot or
hung, are again conspiring TO get
possession Of the government next
year. Woe to them for the loyal
hosts will crush them, aud crush
them forever and forever, ont OF
all possible danger for such a mis-.
fortune to our common country.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1892-08-12

Attorney Wanlling-What did
your father say when he saw my
picture in YOUR watchs
Mis- Worlh-That 1t was the
only case yon had everappeared
in.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1892-08-12


One of the loveliest of girls wen'
into a gen,leman's furnishing store
on Kearny street 10 buy a necktle'
She hesiiated a moment, and ilena
said, in II nice, s'raighlIorwaEa
way: ),
II want to put il on. Woula
you tie il for me 7"
The clerk felt a little nervous
especially as the other fellows
were watching him, but she naa !.
already pulled off the neck'ie sn,
wore. He said "Ceitainly," ans
put the new one around her nees
as she ducded her head. She Wcn y
dainty white silk skirt. WIZ.
the lie was tied he ends seelneu
Bit long, and he suggested: I'd
"Do you wear the ends lucN's
inw -.
"Yes," she returned. with nne"'
barrassed absent. mindedness ;, 4
AT Tint point his courage ia,.s1
[Sam Fyancisco Eram'nsf'
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1892-08-12

The Youths Companion says !:
The mouth of the Mississippi is
three miles higher Than lis source.
That Is, Minnesota, where The Mis-.
sissippi rises, is three miles nearer
the center OF the earth than is the
gulf of Mexico. As the cenirifu.
gal force drew toward The equator
the earth's material when plastic,
il still continues 10 attract in The
same direction all The fluids upon
the earth's surface. In this way
grayitailon is partially overcome,
and he Mississippi river flows
steadily up its four mile hill to the
Mexican gulf. Ii the earth should
cease TO revolve altogether the
oceans Of the equator would for.
sake their beds and hasten toward
the poles. Probably the entire
globe north Of the lati!ud. Of Bos-
ton would be submerged.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1892-08-12

There is a rainbow in Il young
widows tears.
The Pascagoula democrat-star., 1892-08-12

DR.. Benton, oksNicholson, on " i
Queen and Cresesnt Railroau,. - 4
shipping 10 Havre, France, q c''s
of oak squares and logs.
People's voice. [volume] (Wellington, Sumner County, Kansas) 1890-1917, 1892-08-19
Chief National PerIIs.

These inspired declarations Of political faith
announced by Jefferson and Jackson have CON-
sututed the basis OF my political convictions
from my earliest recollection TO the present
time, and the experience and observation OF
gears confirms my faith in their Justice, wis
1om and truth. Hence, do not believe In the
1octrlne oil protective tariff. 1 do believe in
the free coinage Of silver, and l am opposed to
any system OF legislation under any guise, pre-
tense or pretext whatever, either state or
national that has for its object or that will in
effect encourage or maintain monopolies or
class privileges Of any kind. as being undemo
cratic. / have for years believed, and now be-
Iieve, that the chief peris that confront US as
nation are the aggregation OF enormous wealth
In the hands OF the few, the existence OF trusts
and the grinding power Of corporate monopoly.
the degradation OF labor, and the enslavement
Of the poor further believe It TO be one OF
the purposes OF the republican party, IL
II obtains control Of the national gov
ernment 10 pass force bill under
the false and hypocritical pretense Of
regulating elections; but in truth for the sole
purpose Of perpetuating the rule and power Of
the republican party, without reference to con-
stitutional law, justice, methods or results;
such bill as Mr. Harrison did indorse such
bill as the republican house Of representatives
did pass, and every republican senator, with
four or five exceptions, voted for; a bill so
shameless in its provisions, objects and pur-
poses that it forced Mr.. Teller. republican
senator from Colorado to denounce It as the
most infamous bill thate ever crossed the thresh-
old Of the American senate