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Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-02-10
List of Letters

Advertised at Morris, Stevens County,
Mimi, Feb. 8, 1892:
E W Mcclure, H Sibbert, r Russell,
John Rue. Miss Vina Estabrook, Miss
Hannah Delany, Frank Davis, Miss May
Cosley, L E Brown.
Persons calling for the above will
please say "Advertised.'
E. W. RANDALL, P. NJ.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-02-10

There was very pleasant gather
ing at the residence Of Mrs. Carey, on
Fifth street, Monday night. Dancing
was INDUCED in until a late hour.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-02-10

W. G. Ehlers has his feed mill run
ming in good shape every Wednesday
and Saturday at his shop. 7tf
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-02-10

Rev. o. jacobson of Minneapolis says:
We have used White Beavers Cough
Cream as q family medicine for ten
years and will therefore heartily and
conscientiouslv recommend Cough
Cream to all who suffer from colds,
coughs and all diseases of the lungs.
..... n11m6
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-02-10

Wells Bros. & Hanson have i'm
proved the appearance of the interior
Of their store by fresh coat of paint.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-02-10

We understand that number of
young ladies are talking of giving
leap-year party during this month.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-02-10

Last Wednesday evening Morris
Lodge I. O. G.. T., publicly installed
their officers for the present term.
Miss Lucy Smith acted as installing
officer. After the ceremonies were
completed, an interesting program,
consisting of vocal and instrumental
music, recTtations, ETC., was,presented.
A large MI mber were in attendance
and very pleasant evening was en-
joyed.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-02-10

Reserved seats for the entertain
ment Friday evening can be procured
at Hulburd & Cos. drug store.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-02-10

The Rev Geo. II. Thayer of Bourbon
Ind, says: both myself and wife owe
our lives to Shiloh's Consumption Cure. "
For sale by Hulburd & Co.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-02-10
FOR INFORMATION

Regarding the opening of the
Sisseton Indian Reservation,
address
MORRIS, CHowEN & ROBINSON,
7t4a' Browns Valley, MINI.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-02-10

On Thursday last County Treasur-
er Thorpe wrote and mailed 252 let
tiers. Pretty good days work, Arthur.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-02-10
Sons of Veterans.

There will be regular meeting of
Albert Scheffer Camp, No. So, S. of v,
at their hall
THURSDAY EVENING, FEB, IL, 1892.
All members are requested to be pres
ent.
w. P. FOWLER, Com.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-02-10

"Hsckmstack, q lasting and fragrant
perfume. Price Is and 80 cents. For
sale by Hulburd & Co.
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Why will you cough when Shiloh's
Cure will give you immediate relief
Price 10 cts, so cts, and 81, For sale by
Hulburd s. Co.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-02-10

The brood mares purchased by E.
j. Jones and H. S. Judson of the
Sherwood Stock Farm, arrived last
week. They are aristocratic in breed
ing, but long-haired and ugly in ap
pearance, as they have been running
out all winter.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-02-10

A nasal injector free with each bottle
of Shlloh's Catarrh Remedy. For sale
by Hy.iburd & Co. Price 80 cents.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-02-10

Butterflies in Minnesota in mid
winter would seem to be little out
of season, but they are here all the
same, bright and as lively as in June.
To be convinced of this statement
call at Buckentin's drug store.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-02-10

Our citiz ms should not fail to at
tend the en- tainment at court house
hall on Fri day evening, given by Miss
Josephine Bonaparte Rice, the elocu-
zionist, az sisted by Miss Richards,
Mrs. E. J. Jones, Miss May Suther-
land and Mrs. S. Stewart, in vocal
and instrul mental selections. The en-
tertainment will be under the man.
agement Of Messr5. A. G. Thorpe and
L. J. Lunt lcmo, who deserve credit
for their efforts to entertain our
people.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-02-10
Local Column, Edited by p. A.
Mccarthy e. Co.
Water Works Stock.

Subscription books for stock of the
Norris Light g. Water Co.-about to
be organized-are now open at the
Office of P. A. Mccarthy & Co., and
will remain open for the people OF the
village of Morris until March l, 1892,
to subscribe to all the stock neces-
sary to put in the plant. After March
LIST, all unsold stock will be placed
with an outsider who has agreed to
take it. This is an opportunity for
the people of Morris to own their own
water works and share in the enor-
nous (il,pEeats. The terms of pay
ments arg as, follows: Is per cent
April LIST, 1892; 25 per cent May LIST,
Is per csntJune LIST, and rs per cent
July LIST. ~. 4. Nc CAsrH1 & Co.
nHS,"
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-02-10

For dyspepsia and liver complaint you
have printed guarantee on every bottle
of Shiloh's Vitalizer. 1t never fails to
cure. For sale by Hulburd Co.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-02-10
Go to Goods for parlor lamps.

Peol BE who use arsenical prepare
tons for their complexion, do so at
the ris' < Of their lives. Ayers Sarsa-
parilla is guaranteed free from any
injurio US drug, therefore, the safest as
we'll as the most powerful blood medi-
cine in the world. It makes the skin
clear.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-02-10

Cigar clippings smoking tobacco for
sale st the Morris Cigar Factory. Try
it. 5tf
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For Rent

FURNISHED rooms, W It'll or witho, 1t
board Apply to
Miss J Ls1MA SpooNER.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-02-10

Go to Goods for housekeeping
utensils.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-02-10

James Curl writes that he contem-
plates moving to Morris in the spring
and establishing training stable.
All say come, for Jim is frst-class
teamster and always has good one
ready to go to "hoss race" With
Farmer jim, Little Giant Coe and
Charles Marvin Clark, the friction will
keep the track hot and give us all fun.
Welcome to you, jim.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-02-10
Eoeal 9lotes.

Go to Goods for hanging lamps.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-02-10

Shiloh's Cure will Immediately relieve
Group, whooping cough and bronchitis.
For sale by Hulburd Il Co.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-02-10
For Sale or Rent,

The St. Paul House, on easy terms.
Apply to T. G. CoLAHAN,
Sta: Morris, MINI.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-02-10

Here's interesting reading for those
old fashioned horsemen that sit
around country stores on barrels, spi t
tobacco juice and tell wonderfu Il
stories of "them Hambletonians W e
used to raise down East were nc t
little runts like that ere Billie Nc
Cullough horse" etc, etc. Every On e
of the following are descendants Of
Hambletonian No. 10, Or carry and ar e
backed up by Hambletonian blood,
and you see the horses of old were
not stilt-walkers Or star-gazers. The
old "Hero of Chester" and all his
fastest and best descendants were
small horses.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-02-10

A representative of the Interstate
Grain Go. is in the city today, making
arrangements for the erection Of an
elevator on the site Of the one burned
last fall. Part of the lumber is al
ready here, and we understand that
work on the foundation will be COM
menced this week.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-02-10
Children Cry for
Pitchers CaStoria.
DO YOU
LIKE
GOOD TEA
AND COFFEE?

The Fine Flavor and Ex-
treme Low Price of these
goods has made them Popu-
lar among all who have
tried them.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-02-10
HEIGHT OF GREAT HORSES.

Messenger stood Is hands; Abdal-
lab 1 was about 16 hands high, Ham
bletonian 10 Isl hands, Electieneer
Isl hands, Harold Is hands, George
Wilkes Isl hands, Dictator Is hands,
Volunteer 15a hands, Happy Medium
Isl hands, Aberdeen Is hands, Anteo
and Antevolo Is hands, Egbert Is
hands, Dauntless 144 hands, Alcan-
ira 15a hands. Masterlode II hands,
Alexander's Abdallah 14a hands, Vic
tor Bismarck Isl hands, Alcyone Is
hands, Bourbon Wilkes Is hands,
Guy Wilkes 154 hands, Robert Nc
Gregor Is! hands, Belmont 15a hands,
Almont Is hands, Kentuky Prince
153 hands, Daniel Lambert Is hands,
Phallas l5a hands, Nelson 15a hands,
Nancy Hanks Is hands, Sunol Is
hands, Belle Hamin 15a hands, Maud
S. Is hands, st. Julien Is hands,
STEAMBOAT Is hands, Jay-Eye-See Is
hands, Goldsmith Maid Is hands,
Flora Temple 14.14 hands, Prince
Wilkes ISL hands, Director Is hands,
Bonnie .McGregor 155 hands, Harry
Wilkes 14a dands, Guy Is hands,
Dexter 15I hands, Messenger Duroc
Is hands, Wilkes Is hands, Wilton
155 hands.
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Railroad Time Table.

BROWNS V \II&Y BEANCII.
Leaves at "!On y. IN. Arrives ~ l2:N1 y. III.
NORTHERN PAVEFlC.
leave at :S9 4. IN. an .;rrivr AZ KS p. m.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-02-10

For the restoration of faded or gray
hair to its original color and freshness,
Ayers Hair Vigor remains unrivaled.
This is the most popular and valua-
bic toilet preparation in the world; all
who use it are perfectly satisfied that
it is the best.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-02-10
Go to Goods for heating stoves

Go to Goods for heating stoves.
When Baby was SICK, we gave her Castoria.
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria.
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria-
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-02-10
Money to Loan.

A missionary gentleman desires to
loan several hundred dollars far short
terms on first class real estate or per-
sonal security. For particulars en-
quire of
p. A. MCCARTHY j. Co.,
If '',$ Norris, MINI.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-02-10
.. For Sale.


A good mare, cheap.
IMP. A. MCCARTHY Il Co.,
..r;.& .
:,,n5
TA1kiFaSor BAsaA1Ss--Money will
buy bargains at any time. But you
don't always have money, neither do
We. We may all have money by be-
ing saving, Save your nickels, dimes
and quarters and buy Economy Saw
ing Stamps of the Farmers Loan and
Savings Coo Minneapolis. You can
withdraw at any time all you pay in,
with interest.
P. A. MCCARTHY & Co., Agts,
Norris, MINI.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-02-10

Shiloh's Cat arrh Remedy-a positive
cure for Cat arrh, Diptheria and Canker
Mouth For sale by Huburd & Co.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-02-10

To accommodate the rush of peo-
pie to buy Stevens county lands this
season, we are informed that the Great
Northern Railroad Co. will put on the
day passenger March 9Th. Now is the
time to buy land before tho great
rush, which will necessarily cause the
prices to rise. We have lands in all
parts Of Stevens county for sale at
great bargains.
P. A. McCARrHY g. Co.,
Norris, MINI.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-02-10

Zahl & McConville have recently
added an elegant and expensive hack
to their livery stable, and are now
better fitted than ever to accommo-
date the public. Give them call
when you wish to enjoy a ride behind
> a first class team.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-02-10

While the steamship companies are
cutting rates is the time to buy round
trip tickets and visit the old country.
For tickets and full information call
on PA. MCCARTHY & Co.,
Morris, MINI.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-02-10

Now is the time to send for your
friends in tho old country. Ocean fair
as low as $3.50. Don't let this op.
portunity pass. Tickets for sale by
P. A. MCCARTHY & Co.,
Norris, MINI.
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-02-10

But, ssy-just think of ton &C
count of water works plant going to
be put in the coming summer proper
ty in the village of Norris has en-
HANGED in value from 10 70 Is per ct.
We have few choice bargains in city
property left, which we will sell at
bargain. Now is the time, before
another rise in the market.
P. A. MCCARTHY g. Co.,
Morris, MINI.
Now il the time to send for YOUR
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NOTICE OF FORECLOSURE SALE.

BROOKS & HENDRIX. Mortgage.
Attorneys for Mortgagee,
MinneapOliS, MINI. ian12
Morris tribune. [volume] (Morris, Minn.) 1880-2000, 1892-02-10

CTATE OF MINNESOTA, COUNTY OF
y Stevens, IS. In Probate Court, Special
Tarp February 4th. 1892,
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The Wichita daily eagle., 1892-12-14
Take stage at Noble for Tecumsen. BesI
md shortest ro;4te. WA. SHEARER.
ManAaeh
COULDN'T SIT DOWN.
Peculiar Predicament OF . watch smu,
gler In FoR.

Peculiar Predica ment OF watch smur-
gIer In Fog.
When watches were subject 70 duty
between those countries u passenger
started from Holland to Harvich, En-
gland, wearing a curious undergarmsnt
crowded with small pockets. IN which
were slowed one hundred and torty-six
watches This shirt of watches was SO,
arranged that il was impossible for the
wearer TO sit down; but as the time
usually spent on the voyage was not
very long this Inconvenience did not
matter. Unfortunately for him a fog
came on and the vessels progress was
stopped.
The fog was obstinate. II would not
lift and the man wandered despairingly
about, growing moro and more tired
each turn. Thirty hours had passed
since he had left the Dutch coast aud
all the time he had remained on his
legs. The man who did not sit down
became the observed Of all on
board, and as he wandered hHher
and thither, longing for tho fog
TO rise, he became conscious that
all eyes were turned on him.
He thought his smuggling was dis-
covered lie grew alarmed. and atill
the vessel remained motionless; and
Ike an unquiet spirit he shambied
across the deck.
Thirty-six hours from Holland, and
still he stood Forty-two hours went
by and the wandering watch-carrier,
eyed and wondered at by all. tottered
TO and fro, unable To bend. una bic 20
rest and ready TO drop from fatigue.
No sign of the fog going-ne sign OF re-
Lief twenty-five hours overdue. and
still the man glided about in the gloom.
At last there came a wind which cleared
away the fog. and as the vezSel neared
the barbor the customs officers came On
board.
Catching sight Of the mans haxgard
look and peculiar gait they spoke so
sharply to him that his courage gave
way. and after declaring bis goods In
tones Of terror he tainted into the Of
fcers' arms He was uncIothed, and hs
left bis shirt % be shown az the Gus
tom house museum of an unsppreciAtive
country. The Million
The Wichita daily eagle., 1892-12-14

Tuder this head e per iins per dsy
I CsT A LARGE RID POCKET bOUk
IL about inches I0D- cont iuilg money 4f4I
"a peFs- kfEdrt WgI De rev afdsa " returning 70
Liit- ONCE aiEt a
The Wichita daily eagle., 1892-12-14
"a LITTLE NONSENSE"

-She-"Did you see anything in New
York that reminded you of Philadel-
phia?" He-''Yes, the messenger boys "
Brooklyn Life.
Vanity and Modesty-"Why do
you think Alice is vain?" May-"Ths
other day I heard her say she looked
like me"-N. Y. Herald.
Ills love that makes the world go round"
These words we often hear,
But the same phenomenon is found,
In drinking wine with beer.
Life
why didn't you keep the horse
Bertie, deah boy?" Bertie-"The how'd
creature had the impudence to tell me
that the horse was bwoken, and l sent
him back for a whole one Inter
Ocean.
"A Paradox. - Shareholder "Our
company seems to me TO present some
thing of paradox to the contemplative
mind" President-"How is that?"
Stockholder-''Well, it does not get
ahead and yet it passes its dividends" :"
N. Y. Press
-Muggins-"You are getting to look
right old, Uncle ST! Too much hard
work, l guess" Uncle Si-"'Taiut so
much de hard wuk, boss, but 1t am de
eberlastin' wear and tear on pusson's
mind tryin' to lib without wuk what's
tellin' on de ole man. Smith, GRAY &
Co. S Monthly.
DO you know" said one o. the
boarders. Il am msdly in love with the
landlady?' Does she reciprocate your
Affection ''Does she?" and the board
er sighed. "She gives me the neck of
the chicken because she knows ! think
so much of her that won't kick -
Buffalo Express.
-Hotelkeeper Ito a frieDd)-"What
do you think? A fellow came here one
day last week and ordered z bottle of
wine. After he had taken glass OF it
ne said ! manufactured it myself"
Friend-"How ridiculous, Such 4 sour
taste as your wine has got can't be pro-
duced by artificial means"
The Stylographie Pen-AQeut-
How do you like the stvlograpbic pen
YOU bought OF me-" Writer-"It has
paid for itself over and over again
gent-'Then ii Is a success?' Writer
No, threw it away long ago. "
Agent-"Then how-you said Il mad
more than paid for Itself Writer
1t has-in suggesting jokes 10 n=. for
which I receive from fifty cents 70 three
dollars apiece Yankee Blade
Just as Well 70 be Correct Yes
BRETHREN saws the clergyman VINO is
preaching The funeral sermon. ''ofir
deceased brother was cut down in
single nigbt-torn from the arms q
loving wife. who j thus left dlseonso-
late widow al the early age Of twenty
four years Twenty-Five. IL you
please. sobs the widow IN the front
pew, emerging from her handkerchief
for al instant GloGs
The Wichita daily eagle., 1892-12-14
Basly HsrL

Mrs Wade vas "a one respect .
'stornsnterSorns- wora2n % 1--we with,
as her hus bar6 e-press.d IL she had
no imagination" Be said. ard ''rs0ald
ask the qgseres; questions"
A. ths suPper-ts0le NJ Ws5s mem
TONED tragic circumstance that hs
had read thai day n tAs nsssspzPsr. A
passenger on n transztlantic steaEnSr
had fallen overheard u rrsla-oeeaa. snd
had never been seen zgz.n.
Was 10 drOwEedT' ss<sd krH-
Wsde
''Oh, 10: of o0zr-s not sai9 Ne
Wade Bat he sprs!nsd Eaa ankle, 1
believe"
The Wichita daily eagle., 1892-12-14
LIVE STOCK MARKET.
Py TELEGRAPH.

KANSAS CITY. Dec I3.-CAT"rT F. Receipts $500.
shipments 1900 Market good RI strong,
Other~ quiet but generally steady. Dressed beef
sud shipping steers g. 0Od5 o. cows aud heifers
81 GoN3 -. Stockers and feeders z3 t003 81 HOGS
Receipts 800. shipments 600. Market active
and higher Al grades 8 id6 6lle bulk s. laGG6 o.
she! f-IeCei pts 1850, shipments $50 Market dull
and unchanged. Murtous 81 tjet5 o..
~. LOUIS. Dec. j. CATTLE - Receipts Sin0
shipments 9l, Market steady. Native steers s. 90
e. o. Texas and Indian ,teers O. l0Ga U1, range
COWS 81 e5a2 % HuG~-keceipls bo0u. shipments :
lHN. Market strou. e.. Heavy t6 coat 81 packing
- s0d6 20, light 50 G@6 - SHEEP-ReCeipts 10 O.
,hirwrnts none. Mnrket quiet and weak. Natives
s. 024 90
CHI, AGO. Dec. l1.-SA1TI F--ReceIpts no. SHIN
nents .OU. Market duli and weak Christmas
beeve> - i0&6 80 other. - S0a5 So stockers 81 9b
: ~; cows 81 0712 81 HDGN--ItectipIs 2tlU0 ship
ments GWl Market STEADY, Common e. .N,g6 IL
heavy s. 6JG1G -. butchers as .u6 81, iit $ gQa
%. SHt EP-aeceipts l4H. shumeuts lj0J. Mar
set for fancy steady. Others &C lower. Christmas
Nethcrs 81 Coco Co. nluttons e. 5JS6 %. lambs
a. OO6b %
The Wichita daily eagle., 1892-12-14
FOR EICH4NGE.

DOLLS DRE-sED 10 oIsDts F0s. n, i.TIfA :
IL pTe-eEt-. Call - erst Eat q CfsNlor1 0Iers
fDas@. Esx -
Now J. siUE CBAHCE To HTI FOCKTNG
y bogsS sid yagQHsr NAesl laarroHs. ~ ~
f-aFlaEes suf coil rsb~ 'aT b7Fea table,. s-4-'
nsrs.s rs~k~. cl4fs. bf5ttAefs &c sfs- cs~ay ~
tf 5.Ftlssl buTeI store coz -sCDzsa
Ha.Ss 4-s- thAn snyWLsGs q 70 - psr o~1t-. aSs8I
CaE-z.azzs- 1L
IEs~E1 BILL FOR BssEEDIsf, PUHPOzs.~-
- ks.z bT EtEEy seEs IT, coTssr q Eycraz ic
I'D Lana. a. g n
The Wichita daily eagle., 1892-12-14

w -ANfED-SITU ALTON BY n REGISTERED
w pharmacist OF L ears experience. best OF
references. Address ". oVo ->Ultu LA"ienCe ave
Wichita. dl5I
The Wichita daily eagle., 1892-12-14

Tor RENT-A VACANT BLACKSMITH SHOP.
Il gOOd OpyO. .tunIty Tor a smith VINO Ia
WOoa and non Auurvs=, 4. -. slafsIalI. sunny
Qaie. Nan. G2l IL
The Wichita daily eagle., 1892-12-14
his Preference

''Oh, George" said Clara, drawing
back suddenly with a little shudder:
"Oh, George, fear I am too extrava-
CANT to make you a good wife"
Never mind, dear" said George.
soothingly, as he drew her plump form
to his proud and manly bosom. Il
think ike you all the more because
you are little waist-ful Truth
The Wichita daily eagle., 1892-12-14
Pats Password.

Lover tells a good anecdote of an
Irishman giving the password of the
battle of Fontenoy. at the time SAKE
was marshal.
THE password is Sake; now don't for
get it," said the colonel to Pat.
"Faix and viii not. Wasn't my
father miller?"
''Who goes there?" cried the sentinel,
after he arrived at the post.
Pat looked as confident as possible,
and. in sort of whispered howl, re-
piled: 'Bags, yer honor. ."-Gripsack.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1892-12-14
Had Al object

you seemed 10 forget that you were
talking to an audience composed entire
" of blind persons" said the wife Of
the speaker on the way home after the
iheeting was over You gesticulated
violently ana incessantly."
II was practicing for ordinary audi
ences. Emily" briefly explained the
orator.-Chicago Tribune
The Wichita daily eagle., 1892-12-14
OF Course.

"You see. it was this way. They were
all three so dead IN love with her, and
all so eligible, that to settle the matter
she agreed to marry the one who should
guess the nearest to her age"
And did she?"
Il don't know. l know that she mar
ried the one who guessed the lowest -
Indianapolis Journal
The Wichita daily eagle., 1892-12-14

Papa" said Walter. 'did you say I
vas cranky this morning.
I'm AFRAID DID. rny boy
How CRANKY vas - II I'd becn .
boat. would I have upset7--HaFper'a
Young People.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1892-12-14
On and Down.

She-The butler is becoming very i'm
pudent, dear.
, He (gruny)-Well, call him up.
She (anxiously)-And what will you
do, dear, if do?
He-Call him down.-Jurv.
The Wichita daily eagle., 1892-12-14
Dr.. j. {. BENNETT,
143 n. Main st, Wichita, KS.
LOST MANHOOD

and vigor quickly restored. Naricoc-le. nightly
emissions. etc. surely cured by INDAPO. the
great Hindoo Remedy. Sold with written guaran-
tee OF cure. Sample sent free. Address Oriental
Medical Co., IS Plymouth Place. Chicago. Ill
The Wichita daily eagle., 1892-12-14
The diia da1ednesaau 5orna nembe H.
DIR. IL. EMMA COBB.

Females and thildrens diseases a specially
Home for Indies during confinement. strictly pri-
yate when desired, also permanent homes pro-
vided for children when desired. Letters OF inqui
Y cohnhehtiaI and answered promptly Home al
Ida Avenue Wichita, Kansas.
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III. ysores tn %. po.a-

Applicant-You advertised for . rnaz
with vivid imagination. sir7
Manage Have you oBs7
II have, sir What is the wovBrT-
Making out bills for . gas CON-
pany. ."-Brookiyn Life.
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REpREsENTATIvE SALES.
n. Following are tie representative sales of cat
HOGS.

The hog market was strong, reaching
IS 95 in the evening being an advance OF
10 cents. The class of hogs offered was
good.
REPRESENTATIVE SALES
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Wichita Grain Market.

WICHITA, Dec, lS
Following are the closing quotations;
GkAlN-t ar lots on track.
WHEAT-53C.
CORN-N elbow. 2sc.
UAT~-22c:
GAY-Haled, e. CC63t 20 per ton; loose 81 COCa5 90
GROUND IOHN-Chopin car lots, I5c per lDJ
pounds; corn and oats. Slc per lou bounds; bran.
sBC<cd. toe per 100 pounds.
lIAASEED-U5g1 1uc
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Where are ys goin'. Johnny7-
Don't bother me- Tn relief sxpedi-
tion, ! arn-" "Art ye playing North
Pole7" Nav! I'm going to The drug
stnre fcr uare2oric. =
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IT Looked Sc.

"Did you know his business had run
DOWN."
II supposed so. l heard he was 60
ing to wind it up."-Nast's Weekly.