The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-04-24

get the officea What have they to offer |
that in any way compares with thiss What
is the Importance of tariff reform, or pro-
tectiye policy, the Capitalization of power,
or the enlarged liberty of the people,
compared with securing presi-
dent whose platform will teach the
people how to create race of gods, to take
the place of the inferior human beings that
now cucumber the face of the earth? Who
would not vote for such a candidatel
Then. this candidate is woman, too, and
in voting for her, gallantry would be going
hand in hand with interest-a combination
that is simply invnlnerable! Is it any
wonder, therefore, that we command all
other candidates to stand asidel Then
oh, happy thoughtful is generally be-
lieved that all our woes in this world were
brought upon US through woman's trans
gression; may it not be that since by wo-
man came our woes, by woman will come
our emancipation? There's logic in the
thought! Woman plunged the world into
| its misery-what more natural than
to suppose that it will be ner hand
that shall pluck our feet out of
the mire and the clay and set them on the
oSoh4ASso lOSA "a POAIASdi any oONieAA
morality and every other morality Then,
too, this woman's name is VICTORIA! Is
not that significant! Where Eva name
which marks sweet but falling sound
fell, may not VICTORIA rise? Where EVE
cursed, may not VICTORIA bless? EVE
began the race of inferior human beings
that cucumber the earth to-day; does not
! VICTORIA promise, when elected President,
to teach us how to people the earth with
gods-mayhap herself setting the exam
plel Then hail, VICTORIA! Thrice wei
come to our shores. We've waited long
for her. We have strained our eyes look
ing for the MOSES that was to deliver US
from all our thralldom. We knew not that
he would come clad in petticoats, but that
is small matter, VICTORIA Moses, and
thou art welcome
We see but few slight difficulties in the
way to the accomplishment of all VIC
ToRIA's noble purposes. If the President
of the United States were COP Almighty,
and she elected to that Office; if there were
no constitution limiting his powers within
lines inconveniently narrow for the exer-
else of arbitrary power; if there were nc
SShdbS VI 41OQe0 VI W DS
factors in legislative enactments; if there
were no popular sentiment in the country
to influence that legislation, and the I'D
ministrative actions of the President; il
human nature were not SO perverse, and {
little easier to change from 'inferiol
beings'' to a race of gods; if the politica
conduit were the channel through which
general reformation of life and conduc
could be effected, instead of one O.
, least available means of accom-
l plishing such reformation; if VIC
ToR1A, when elected President, coulC
work by magic instead of by wit, 81
that by the pronouncement of the mys
FERROUS words, Hickory, dickory dock,
I and wave of her magic wand, 1.-THE in
n ferior race OF human beings which en-
:. cumber the face of the earth to-day" woult
9 disappear and her race of gods com
/, trooping in clothed upon with all the evi
d dence of their divinity; if all these Sigh
difficulties could be removed, all would b
s plain sailing for VICTORIA.
J: much virtue in If" said the great poet
n much vice In it too, say we, since it inter
4 feres with so much that VICTORIA an
d other welI-meaning people might do bu
e for its existence.