New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-03-07
TIE TALK or THE DAY.

That gallant and versatile boomer. Colonel Pas
DOMAIN, has written brochure ON Utah. which Is char
acterlzed by his usual afiuence OF style. But 1t Is
really hard to say too much OF Utah. and the ColonePs
monograph Is well worth reading by all VINO wish 70
know something about Territory which has been 70
richly lowered by nature. lie gives all the facts
about Utah up to date, and gives them In a most
graphic and interesting way. The pamphlet which u
hand someIy illustrated aud beautifully printed Is -
sued by the Rio Grande Western Railway.
A Slight Error From "The Plunkville Busle'.
I'VE attempted 10 say thar Deacon Podbury had run run
last week. bnt the printer made II read boulesnakcs
The Deacon came IN and rcmorstrated WIN us, ana
orr eve Is a sight but have the satisfaction y
knowing that the printer Looks blamed sight worsc'
indianapolis Journal.
81 don't want to go to school, said q six-yearold
Boston boy the other day. i've been learning cat
ell the term. and know it, and ! want to walt TN
they begin to learn the cat The incident carries
its own commentary on the parrotlike methods SUI 70
be found in some Of our schools
A Market IdyI-Ia was her first essay at marketing
but she Gaclled the work with The beautiful hardi-
hood Of youth and inexpcrience: - -.
Have you canya'-back ducls1' she inquired d
Yes. miss, and they are beauties. and mighty
scarce at his time OF year. An I've got manaTos
'' You may cut me OF three.quarters Of yard
~ the canvas back, she said. In her clear claic
tones and cut diagonay 80 that IT Will no; ravel
and she looked about for the yardstck 70 see rnat
he did not cheat her In Observation-Disclosures rro0
Press.
4 young man In a Western town the other day al
vortsed for work. adding that he understood the man.
orcmcrt OF horse But in the ad' the word horsc'
appeared hearse.- This Is more than paraleled by
a bona ade adj which recently appeared In an Eng
lish religious paper as follows: ~ Chrisuan young
man OF retiring ard sensitive character desires 10 DO
employed BIZ quiet and godly person. Inoers'anu'
tho higher forms Of gardening and is an expert co'
maker Instead OF the usual beer allowance, he VIII
take the equivalent In money, which he will give to
the Lord"
Mcdonald q Highlander. walking along road In the
Highland. chun,s In with aged countryman Mter
w9ns s inn m he int down. and Mcdonald orders
Gill two large classcSl OF wh-sey, ald two tuhDers
iSe Eli top pour, all the whsey into his own
tumbler and asks his host; An what are ye goin'
tae have yerser, Macl"-(Moonsl'ine'
3The arguments against the cruel practice Of dock.
ing horses tails" a correspondent might meet
with more consideration in this Christian land II tho
gentle danes who Countenance the practice were IN
structcd as 20 the origin Of the custom During the
time Warren Hastings Governor Of India. over
century ago. the English were first shocked py en-
counterng this cruel fashion, originated BY the savage
rartars in the Thbetan mountains 20 rpulsVe ad
II seem 10 oar good Angio->aNons that they not only
refused 10 buy horses thus deioFmed, but atuaIy
paid the molntaineerg bounty to Induce them TO fore
go the practice And now, . world Of inconsistency
II IS England which has persuaded the gentle Amen'
can TO take mp, the height Of fashion, this rue Anu
barbarous mode long since discarded by those noun
tain savaccs Shall be Obliged to import mis-
sionary from the sa,ages to buy US Off"
The Minister'S wife 60 Industrial sch9arm E W.,
lane I'm sorry 10 hear your schoOlm ,trcss ~
arc not diligent your needlework lou kho" WI"
IL f. finds work for Idle hands 10 dofD ,..X.>
Eliza Jane Intensely anxious 70 propiua~C
"Ycsm; plcase'm, you do!'-(MOonshihe'
Mr. Charles Dudley Warner Is making VISIT u
WASHINGTON. with the Elsmere as his temporary nome
when he saw the enemy coming ne turned ana ran'
=" Not ri all lie remembered tfst the earth 10
round ard he intended around and attack the
enemy from the roar."-tliarper's BaZar