New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-07-18
THE TALK OF THE DAY

To chow the anomalies Of English spelling The
New Western Magazine" tells the following story
a right suite little buoy, the son OF kernel VITA
A rough round his neck hue mp the road as quick az
dear. After a thyme he stopped at mouse and
wrnng the belle His tow hurt him and he LneadA
v,ret He was two tired to rae his fair, pail laes
and n ,eint mown OF pain rose from his lips
uTba made who herd the belle was about 70 PAIR
mare but abe threw Il down and ran with all nT
mite for fear her guessed would not weight Out "nea
be saw the little won tiers stood in her eyes az mo
site. Eve poor dear Why do you lye near Aie
vew dveing ~ KNOW" he said. u am iah'' ons
boar him in her las she aught, TO room "ne'e
he might be quiet gave him bred ana meet Ho1 .
cent bottle under his knows, untde his choer appeo
hin, nm warmly cave him suite drachm from 1ol,
IN AZ last he went fourth hail as young hoarse'
on THE REVERSE ORDER.
, trow ronnr pair who are welded and poor
For IL sometimes happens that way -, .ro aoo,
Who wrestle each day with the wolf at the door
xo r0r tSs we're novel we'd find them all rsAs,
And living on love and a sup and bite -, 49,.
But I'm sure that they quarrel, and i've heaIu 0A'
Well It Sometimes happens that way.
There once was man with mother-in-law-
For il sometimes happens that way
Whom he daily subdued with vigorous Jaw
For II sometimes happens that way: .
Though we all know she should have been savage me
And gigantic terror, who tyrana,,1edt J., HIM Iiu
Vet she really was dOctle and lacAng III VIII
For Il sometimes happens that way
There once was a man who went TO =" show
rbaTc he was bald headed, he took the back row
And oh he didn't sneak home in fear Of his me
Nor when asked where he'd been tell Hes 20 ans "n'
In his actions she saw no occasion LOT Suite
For sometimes ""pp'"' r I'm Journal
awebster,s Unabridged Dictionaries at cents
uonndp is the sic1, outside secondhand book SO"
in Philadelphia.
Applied Culture--"I tell You that man hSoson M
n man OF culture said barley. " lie MAKES Makes ~ ~
s tne et he sends out with hog and Lard quota
tlons. Chicago NcwS-Rerord
In Maine. certain kind OF beer. said to be non
intoxicating is oallei Uno.' because ~ouidoe 0se
drinkers in that State are In the habit OF asAins -
"a glass Of you. know 1t is SAID that ue so.
is genuine lager beer un;il the seller Is arreSe" 'v
selling it, and then, by some mysterious process
becomes uno."
she-I knew her Intimately for s several y, vas
and saw her IN every S condition nGu,i SI n,s
hnTther she~ls 1t possiblel What pecun's
person she must be!-(Judgc'
Tn. Rev. H. H. Henson, the vicar Of BarAs
England throws his garden open TO his par''u i'
every Sunday afternoon. lie engages "1
hand 10 play sacred music, and expresses hope .A
u
bn which TO smoke and chat on sunday ai~'H's
Will accept las Invitation.
1ns largest coin find in the collection basket "a.
morning" said the Rev. Mr. wilgus. rs tenFsx x
piece II the members Of this conversation lion, on s
pecting 10 pay their way iro D,' ther are cal-
lang on much longer mundane life than 1 h,,Sia.
allotted to man since the DAYS OF Methise'a"
danapolis Journal.
A correspondent writes as follows "Thc anecaos
frha tha afh
the late Admiral Goldsborough. reminds me Q. -
incident related by his brother the late Co'nu'O
Goldsborough When the late Commodore Chauns"
who was choleric in temper and strict diselPni" ~r
was In command Of the Brooklyn Navy >aru' a..
modore Godsborough was mldshpman' anu
services OF the Episcopal Church were ie" S.n
by the chaplain. the late Rev. Lot Jones. TIC 80 ia
lain announced that the right OF continuation ,as
be administered at certain date by the bsnop
diocese The mldshipman noticed that Chauhcey .,.
flushed and swelled during the reading Of tne -
After the conclusion OF the service, 'oi" a.
Ohauncey asked the chaplain "by what au'no n. An
presumed to read that notice. lie replied WA
thority Of the Bishop" Chauncey then sald
have you to understand, sir, that ah 'ne D''"
this chapel ,,s
To Re Seem" Put on some more clothes MM AIS
shrieked the elderly aunt al the watering p4"'"
will see YOU" she added, horror struck. ront ont
K, '1" T ssRf al 4 ne Ta
Texas statesman, "what are We mere vi
ciftlngs. "A.
SAYS q well-known architect In "The fnna1 h.x
Press :" "The days Of towering steepies on Gnu. An
and public buildings will soon be d'oppeu' s,urh
they should be- For years tall steepe on .' H,,.
was only mark OF competition to enaoic ~.
congregation II possible to erect their steepe
two higher They are very expensive Things ." -
and In a few wears become very dangerous anu ,,,,ns
ways targets for the highest winds and the mel,
stroke Many serious accidents have occurred ,ssos
repairing and frstcass sky high ornaHlen'r n,dns
costs often as much as one-thlrd OF the "hoe hut
How thew originated is matter Of some doubt, IN ~
the general belief is that in the earliest days o1s
th, country ana in foreign lands the church NE
was the lookout tower to watch the e"e"'''
settlers for miles around" -
"The man down there at that table - the room, ~
glazing at somebody at the other end o, 'n0
no gehteman That's all I've got 20 ssi the cashier
sWhsvs the matter with him y ISLE ISLE en- We caAv
He's brs0t1ng chem lemonade stra~ T,tSuna
use 'sn again, doggone mm'-eSn'sas'