Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-11-06

i,t. ragged and sassy as airy
chile ever Seed" reioined
oakley deg looks" continued
,.1,ator. "Fallin away horrible!
~ ,Icb slckly boys n all my born
SSos,npts is what dey wants.
80 trouble. Boys always git
a.Iss. dey eats suthin onto a
:, cbestnuts in de fall"
,vo ragmu1ins dropped their
,1rned pale and began to feel
T,ke and crawl within them.
rovs +" SAYS Voltaire impress
u, Won want ter perwent dem var
;s.s YOU put fur de woods an NIL
n oIum fun OBJ chestnuts."
5bestputs has worms, too, OBJ
Bilsby.
/, now. Stay hum tonight an
rsns roun here fore tomorrow
Bs kesrae, now! Eat all to-day
y tomorrow to keep. You don't
me- Ike boys is who is prepared
al, obeyed and departed solemn
|5,bipg but chestnuts could save
lam the worm that never dieth.
ERE two very grave and earnest
Ibat day cracking burrs In the
n Brothertoit manor.
stared IN CONSERVATION as he
regiment disbanded.
he winked with both eyes and
ID enormously.
b YOU ask me no questions,
SAYS be, ian you won't have no
|eomDlsX your mind. l meant TO
I kitchen, ole folks, young foxes,
I scared of dem boys, no, no!
zs gWine to glib you a conundrum,
let 20 Volante's tail, which he
nolng, and pricked up his ears.
y, does a young lady do when
8 want 70 marry her first hus-
rrIes her second" guessed Plato
bly,.
.,o! TIE ashamed Of you. Dat
Be a bigamy."
,festiaIien groom gave II up.
gIb 1t up" says the prOpOunder.
she says to her cOaehman, its
ysterious dat the cOachman's
Plato. Says she to him, PlatoP'
ai?' interjected the other.
erinterrump de speaker chided
/. "She says, Plato, you know
be- Says he, Your mare, Val
IH? Says she---it'S mysterious,
alty is her name---'NOw, Plato,
5 pOot anudder Oat in her man
groom her slick as het grid
see de girts and de bride is
And says she, Plato, don't you
y your mind wedder the answer
cOlundrum amt suthin about
away. But jess you wait till de
zeal is Opened.S'
tie namesake Of him OF Ferney
wise binocular wink.
other philosophers namesake
psei his whites with a binocu-
ez He OWNED where his sire
Ia travelling In the past thirty
li& He had nodded through the
Of last night to let the senior
Severed. He knew Of the inter
Fib old Sam GalSwOrthy and
eus Canedy an hour before sun
Pc cOmDrehended enough Of the
Enjoy 10 as q magnificent cOnun-
aieh be could guess at all day,
a, the seven seals OF mystery
opened by ana by.
IRE limped back to his house and
~. His butler cOuntenance fell
'ltemplated the empty bottles OF
als banquet. lie could almost
a them full il be had known
'niSlTy 20 change salt tears 70
these redcoats drink" he NUT
,Ulr cellar won't last many
-'a campaigns. i must get up
''a vine for to-day, and a little
70 oeteriOrate Major Kerr. "
leaving VOltaire in the pantry,
described, ran up stairs and
20 wedding dress without finch
\ tgenersllys sight TO blanch
Gas Of a young lady. Indeed, one
~ taat rose finer than roses
w N the heart, and bloom from
',olie1ead, when a bride first be-
"! white drapery Of her hour
lsl'aer blanched nor blushed.
ave be prudent!" the warning
.-'Ssa protector was ringing Ia
Soe saw It, inscribed on q
I, hanging from the lips OF her
ms lace. The brave do not
Ile prudent do not blush. So
\. !. Joined the busy circle, took
~ stabbed the wedding dress
strous relief thus to kill
se' u'o herself, four the hour,
~ 49, make with bare bodkin,"
'lsf weapons Of a modiste.
n iI 5.s5 stitch! Seam and gusset
si, s.s thought, "what a blessing
n I 7, Of laborl I have shed
No. Il were to sit inactive I
AN myself into despair. III
al =. over my wrong I might
100 20 soon. II I look at nv
IA ce s,3 TO dread her again. I
s,,', oliu master me sti. Omv
NJ me through Aese last
b. ~ .usl now. I ,resaw 3
ep Il =, -, 9SsgradatloR Z giving
! an ashamed
.Sed him, when 81
50 very gsOss a. sos