St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-02-20

please sit DOWN.
The totally unlooked-for declination of d
denomination by Vice President Morton con-
clusiyely proves that his recent long silence
was not the result of an attack of cheek fail
ure.
There are two sides to q silver dollar, but
only one TO the free-coinage question.
Ward McAllister says that Chauncey NJ
Depew is long -winded." But how much
better this is than being long cared.
1t is right and no more than Christian
charity, that our country contribute out of
its muniticent bounty 10 starving Russia
Still, ii would be more satisfactory form OF
of reciprocity if Russia could retu IN to us
something more congenial than grip, typhus
and outlawed nihilists.
Just at present the worlds stock OF revolu,
tie Mexican remnant, ana that is harmless
affair.
The fact that Senator Cullom looks like
Abraham Lincoln will not materially acceI-
crate his presidential boom. The country is
not electing presidents because they resem-
BILE some one who has formerly filled the
office. Were this true, it would elect Igna-
titus Donnelly because he looks like James
Buchanan
The latest organization for women Is 1.-THE
Daughters of 1872" This cannot be corps
OF coryphees. Properly they would come
under the head of 1.-The Mothers of 1906"
Commissioner Porter stands aghast at the
temerity CT New York in taking another CEN
sus. Still, New York is not to be seriously
blamed for secret laundering after knowl-
edge that Porter's census seems to have
mysterlously withheld.
The Chicago Mail frankly asseverates: "In-
stead of coming to Chicago in swallow-tail
coats the congressman will display large
chunk of horse sense if they come supplied
with pair Of stills" But this candid state
ment suggests the old time. yet still pertinent
inquiry, Why not keep away from Chicago
altogether?
An exchange has department headed
Scientific Scraps" 1t is needless TO say that
it has nothing TO do with pugilism.
Mrs. Frank Leslie-Wilde says that she has
opened every door of journalism to her hus-
band, but SO far he has refused to enter them
With all due respect to the evident magnitude
of Mr.. Wilde's cranial development it is sug-
gested that his lady may have inadvertently
opened the door leading to the night police,
whereat her husband became decidedly leery
and backed out.
Senator Hills frank statement that Grover
Cleveland has the brass bands will by no
means increase the latter's popularity. Per-
haps that is why Mr.. Hill suggested the blith.
ering accusation.
John NJ. Palmer talks like q man who be-
lieves he would have been in the senate years
ago if Popular Vote" had had the say-so.
Thunder storms. says a scientific Journal,
occur most frequently at sunset Let us all
beware or sunset.
Minister Mont is now giving D ersonal at
tention to investigating Philadelphia jour
nalism and other mai cotics.
A tlnge of broad farce comedy has been
added to the political situation by the precip-
ltatlon into the ring OF Jerry Rusk presi-
dental boom.
In the Democratic national convention 597
votes will be wanted, and wanted badly
When we consider that they may be wanted
by 597 candidates the possibility of hot time
is at once apparent.
The Prince of Wales has engaged two
floors OF a hotel at NIAGARA Falls for May.
but the click of bacearat chips will never
drown the sullen roar of Niagara.
SO
Washirgton's birthday will this year be
celebrated by a state convention in New
York, speech by Grover Cleveland at Ann
Arbor. Mich, and a trip to Washington by
party of congressman Another ringer will
also be surreptitiously sprung upon the Gut
tenberg race track, and the suckers cleaned
out, as usual.