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Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-12-02
8 eras 8.

= Sn gictoria tpirb am 10. eine
1ene 3eitung eri6eineu: Sic "Daily
Tines.
: Sie Staatsz uniperitat in Mu1tin
mir6 bon 3O2 Stubirenben beiu9t, boz
bon 100 iunge 9amen linb.
SSn Meimar bat bic ebeli1e Ser
binbung bes 9errr @eorg Sepbler nit
SRI. Qouife 9dtt1er 1tattgefunben.
= Sn feinem Stale in Waco bat
fi6 Siiber Seller erbdngt. @iner ieiner
S6bne fan6 i'm penige Minuten ipds
ter unb i9nitt i'm ab; bod mar er nod
auei Stumben cine 2ei1e. Seller mar
b%eftdn6ig leibenb unb bas bradte i'm
CUR 8er3peiflung.
= u. 9. @bamberlain bon 9enber
bat Der llniberiitdt in Sort @ortb eim
%uertbbolles @ef6enf 5uge6a6t. Ct
ri9tet fur biefelbe ein Obferpatorium
elm, fir tpel6es er bereits elm 5elesfop
beitellte. Oie 1ntoftet tperben fi9 auf
$50, 900 belaufen.
Sn Saplor bat fi9 ein SRI. Sba
@roB bergiftet, tpetl ibr 8rdutigam bas
9eiratbs Ierfpre6en 5uriidgenommeit
bate.
= Die 3ige Der MilIouri, aanias
un6 Seras 8abn tperber big gum Is.
in 9oufton einlaufen.
Sic Sort Mor!b ilmb &io
@ran6e 8abn beabii6tigt, ibre 9inie
mad Spoforb Sunction alts3ubauen,
I'm Nnl6luB an bic SibIi9e pacific
Babn gu erbalten. gsit @usli9t porz
banben, baB bic 8abn I'M fommenbem
Griibiabr f6on iiber Bromnmoob mad
MenarbDiae ober big mad sSunction
gitp, &imble County, ausgebaut uirb.
- Ser 8eiiber bes gr0Bten S9meiz
nes III Seras biirfte tpobl Der befannte
8ieb3i6ter, Serr S. @unter BON
Gainesville feim. 9aKelbe 1T BON Der
8erfibirez& afe, brei Subre alt un6
miegt lilo Pfunb. Dabei lit es nod
ni6t ettDa maffett, urlb mirb, mad
9errn @unters Meinung, in 4 biz 5
Monaten, tpenn es bur1 ben Md<
tungsproceB gegangen 1T, Elm @epi1t
BON minbeffens 1400 ~auftpeifen. Gin
S9weineaii9te. aug Soma bat linn bor
&ur5em Die 5umme bon $500 fir bas
3ieientbier geboten. 9err Sumter bat
bas @ebot aber ni9t angemommen
neil er bic NbIidt bat, bieies Gieiemz
S9wein auf bic Weltausfeaung au
bringen, uni ben augenfaligen 8etpeis
bafiir au liefern. mas unfer Stat aud
in benz Wirtbf9aftsapeige Der
S6meinesu9t gu leiiten i'm Stable 1T.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-12-02
Gin stier : @efedbt nit fd1redliheu
T0t8en.

SaltiIlp,, Merico. 81. NoDember.
- 3inio Banoea, Mapor Der 40 Ntei-
len fiibii1 BON bier gelegenen, ettpa
1900 gintuobHer 5~dblenben Sta6t Mrs
tega tam be1ite GDrmittag rad einent
1Ofin6igen parforee : Mitt iiber bas
8ebirge bier an unb erfu1te llm i6leus
rige dr5tli6e 6iilfe fur cine grobe Nnz
5abl bon perfonen mad, tpelhe Bel eiz
mem geifern fattgefunbener @tierges
fe6te bur9 uitbenb bic Barrierer
0rr6bre9enbe unb ullb bur1 bic euts
iebten 3uf6auer rennenbe @tiere mebr
ober Deniger i6mere 8erlebungeu err
balten baben. Gs muB nod 6es Sea-
Dors gr5dblung elm entfeBIi1er 8orfal
getDeien iein. Wie Der Wapor faat,
purben in benz fait ausl6lieBli6 BON
Sub nnb 3ie8enbirten betpobnten
Stdbtden gerabe bic aebn Sage lang
0anernben 9erbft : Geftli1feitem 9ee
feiert, tppbei elm 5tiergefeht nafirIih
ni9t feblen burfte. Drei bie1er eiaens
artigen S6aufpieIe batten bereits ffattz
gefun6en iinb iparen obne l1nfaa perIauz
fen. 9as Blattfoate fi9 member, aIs gez
ifern A Der Oh ibrer rnbdn6iafeit unb
Wil6beit beriibmteu Stiere bieier @e=
birgsgegenb III BEN &ing gelaFen tpurz
ben. Cine 3eitlang gihs ales redt
fd6n; bic Banberilos nedten bic
@tiere, baB bieie Dor Wutb f6naubenb
bas &felb auf unb abiagten mnb
bic $500 3nf6auer bpr gntaiiden fat
mabnfinnig tpurben. Ser 6Dbepunft
bes Samples riidte nun berar unb MIs
leg blidte nit angefpannten Nerpen
mad benz erffen Matabore, benz Oh fei=
ner @%etpau6tbeit int Stiergefedte Be-
riibmten Merifaner MarmeI 2opes bin,
ipel6er i9 anfdidte, benz erifen
Stiere ben t61tli1en Stabl in ben
@6rper 81 treiben. 9em rneiferbaften
Ge9ter gelang es tpnbl aud ben StoB
5tuii9en bic S9ulterbldtter fnnffgsredt
su fibren; aber tpiber ale grfabrung
ertDieS fi1 bic Munbe ni1t als t66tlih;
Der Stier fir3te ni6t leblos aufammen,
fonbern filte nit einent, bas Marf In
ben &no6ett gum @erinnen br~ingenber
tuiitbenben @ebeul bic Mrena, bic 3uz
f4auer nit gntfeben erfiqenb unb bic
brei anberen, In benz Ginge befinbli1en
Stiere in bic b6dffe Nufregung un6
Wntb beriebenb. gbe fi1s bie bon pa-
nii6em S9reden ergrifeneti Menf1en
berfeben fonnten. ba brad aud f1on
bic S1uBmanb, tpel1e bas Spectatos
rum BON Der Nrena irennt, unter Dem
t~riitben6en Mniturme Der brei Stiere
suglei6 fra6enb 5uiammert, unb nun
folgte 3uglei6 cine Scene, bic ieber
8ef9reibung fpottet. Me1ts unb
linfs raften bic in Der b6dften
Wutb f9dumerben 9biere bur1 bic
Menge, Nles 1iebertretenb ober auf's
porn fpieBenb unb bur6 bic 2uft
f9leubernb, mas i'm Wege mar. I'm
ben 9bieren gu entrinnen, brdngte fi6
bic Menge 10 bel fe fonnte, nod Der
anberen Settle bes Sibraumss, 10 baB
bieser unter benz @epi6te na6gab unb
3ufammenfra1te. Nuf biefe Meife
f~tiir3teu biele perfpnen In bic 9iefe unb
erlitten 9tppenbrii6e unb anbere 8ers
lebungen; man 3dblt bole so S6pers
DerleBte. Inter ben 9ufen unb 96rs
rert Der Stiere erlitten 3ebn perionen
f6mere 8erpunbungen, tpdbrenb cine
perfon auf Der Stele tobt bIieb.
MaDor panoca fagt, baB bieier 8ors
fall tpobl LANCE nidt bergefen tuerben
pirb.
0runoet8entbnmS $ llebertra8ungen.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-12-02
Gine Oroiuat,s,

pel6e &egeln unb &egulatione1t fir
bic plumbers Der Stabt San Mntonio
borf6reibt.
Sci es bur6 BEN Stabtratb Der
Stabt San Mntonio berorbnet:
Seftion L. 9ausz0 rainirungss
robren innerbalb unb big gu brei (3)
SUB anBerbalb Der Mauer zines @ez
5duu6es iollen aus beionbers tarfen
guBe.fernen &6breu beifeben, Die min>
beitens eiren 8iertel 3oa bid unb
ni6t peniger als bier 3oG I'M 9ur6z
meier fino unb bas folgenbe Stana
rbs@eoi9t baben:
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-12-02
Carr Wppo Gpmnaut,

berfauft trodenes pot Sat @orb Sols
81 81 per GOr5; gefpalten uilb ge6adi
fir Sfengebrau6 su S. per @orb.
GrOBe Stiide unb abfdle fir 9amir
I'M 8erbdltniB. Seriu6t cine Dollar
9abung. 9as bette unb trpdenlte SoI3
I'M Marfie. Bodies MaB. SeIe=
pbon 393. Office: 202 8urleions
StraBe.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-12-02

anf Soggs Seite beriiber gu bringeu,
BON BEN meiBen 2euten Der Mablbemez
gung in bic eigenen Saf6en geftedt
tporben tpdre. SEPT gdben bieielben fret
li9 Dor, fe bdtten es big gum leBtett
Gent fir BEN f9le6ten Wbisfep. mel9er
in Der Na6t bpr unb pdbrenb Der
@abl III StrDmen gefloKer, berause
gabt."
&emmertar unniib!
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-12-02
Gemmentar unniib!
Muertes.


Sobn 2odbart, ebemaliger @iliz
ftents8 unbesmarl9al lit aIs epecials
Yolt3if angeiteat morben.
- SIN poli5eigeri6t famett tpdbrenb
bes b%ergangenen Monats 213 Sdae 3nr
Terbanblung, tpopor IS a~bgetpieien
purben.
- 8alentine unb Q1tnie Me9ler,
beren 5~peiidbriges Sinh BON elmer
eleftrtI1en Gar iiberfabren unb get6bz
tet murbe, baben bic StraBenbabntomz
paguie auf $4,000 S6abeuerfab perz
flagt.
= Ser @runbtein gum ttellen Court
baus miro p%ermutbli6 am Is. gelegt
tperbet1. 9ie 8auarbeiten iinb etpas
i1s Stoden geratben, ba es at gilen
feblt.
Sn Der %perho5enen Na1t bat bic
e6le 3unft Der 2ansfinger in unierer
Stabt einen ftaunenspertben Offer ents
widelt. Bon ni6t peniger als flint
Stellen tperben @inbru1sbiebffdble be-
ri6tet. So ipur6e 9err Nbam Sdmibt
in Der DEFINE StraBe BON Dieben
beimgefudt ferner 6err Nugut Ort,
in Der Miffion : @traBe, Johann 0err
alderman gilbert 8edmann in Der
Giintber : StraBe, fouie Serr s. 8lei
III Der DILL StraBe ui1b f1lieBli1 6err
s. &liefotb in Der @tieren : StraBe.
Sci leBterem erbeuteten Bic ungebete>
men @dfte cine 9Dlbene ubr nit Settle,
fDtpie cine gr0Bere Summe @eI6es, bic
berieibe in feiner gisenf6aft als
S9abmeifer einiger 2ogen in 8ere
%Dabruny bate.
LADIES
Needing q tonic, or children who want build
ing up, should take.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-12-02
Ser gerIiner aorresponbeni Ser

Ser Berliner Correspondent Der
2onboner rDailD Stems" mel6et, bah
bic lebte @rfranfung bes 2aiiers Wil-
belm I'M 3%ufammenbange nit feinem
9rOnii6en Obrenleiben seitanben ia.
Be. Sem grat giebt Ni9tS ipeiter au,
als baB Der Safer ab unb au an Oh
renfuB leibe. 9as Srommelfeq fei
Der SIP elmer bartnddiaem giteru1q,
NIT Der aber feline @efabr berbunben
lei 10 Ianse Die Materie frei abfliebe.
Mnbere Ner5te nbon boberem IiHen.
f6aftli6em &ufe" als Der faiIerlids
2eibar3t, mel9e in ben lebten aipei
Sabren CUR &onfultation beige3ogen
purben, glauben ni9t an bic Sbeorie
zines gutartigen 2eibens, fonbern glauz
ben, baB bic &rantbeit cine frebsartiae
1T. Sn @erbinbung hermit pirb bas
rauf b%ingewiefen, baB Der @robonfeI
bes &aiiers, a6nig Griebri9 @ilbeIm
~. an. @ebirnerpei6umg unb Der 8a=
ter beS 4aiiers ont &eblfopffrebs ges
itorben 1T, 10 baB bic @abri6einIi6>
felt elmer ererbten aranfbeitsanlaae
iebr plaulibel lei.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-12-02

9lus paris idreibt man: Gem
bur6 feline Observation-Disclosures
meitbin befannten iibii9en Baron
Grid 1T auf Der 6aianeniagb bur6
bas Ylaben ieines @~etpebres bic re6te
6anb 3erf6mettert tporben.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-12-02

Sci alien grfdltunsen Der ains
Der giebt es mi6ts beferes, als Sr.
Imeuft a0nig's 9amburser 8ruftbee.
S. &oientbal, 354 6. MounbsS trabe,
Columbus, 8.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-12-02

Gin Gr55nbfr Bat Fb eiu gapierbemh pafeatiren .afs
Ient vt man ie 70 etuos sebbrti Da BARI man ia nidt
uefst ~ ne3em Netter nuSgebenl Sber siebt Ter Tds
txifant ytenetGt sIesh etne 6laf1e SalpaiipnsSe l init
fus nm ten &1euaati8mus tu pertreiben2
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-12-02

llnberbauIi9teit! Sdmmerlid Sch.
met 8eed1am'S Vilen.
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0runoet8entbnms llebertragnnsen.
20. Welterbof an ben gortanb Der
benti6en lutberii6en Stride. $L100.
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Giuc Sur fir wbeumatismus.

Sr. g. u. Skinner bon Serarfana,
grt., 1T Elm gana entbufiaitii9er Ser
ebrer BON Gbamberlains .pains8aIm"
ST gebrau6te bieien S6meraen : 8alz
lam gegen &beumatismus unb fagt:
sd fnbe, baB bifs bas bette locale
9eilmittel bagegen it," gu baben
in San Mmtonio III ben Mpotbes
ten bon s. 4alteper 6 Son, Dous
ling & GlOob, S. 8. Sod, u. Dreib,
$. S6n9arb, &. @obn & Co., s. s.
partition unb &alteber & S9u9arb.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-12-02

GooleD's 8egiiter, go. % 9lamo
plaaa bat einen 3uf fir guten alien
Wbistep, bic beiten gemii9ten Sc
trdnfe, feline Weine unb ausge3ei6nete
importirte un6 einbeimif1e @igarren
unb tets frif6es Bier. Ser @isentbas
mer, Soc Cooler, perltebt fein Gef6dft.
Freie Presse fuÌˆr Texas. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1865-1945, 1892-12-02
LADIES

Needing q tonic, or children who want build
ing up, should take
BROWNS IRON Buffers.
1t is pleasant; cures Malaria, Indigestic~,
Biliousness, Liver Complaints and NEURALGIA.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1892-05-12
How 1T Looked to a Man Up a
Tree.

2 The looker-on of Tillmanic con-
victions whose club went<back on
him at the reorganization had the
laugh on his delegation in the
Court House on the. 23rd of May.
The discontinue of the anti-ele-
ment in that convention was COM
plete and the small part played
by the ants generally led some to
doubt their clubs being repre-.
sented at all. The endorsing ,reso.
luton was too strong a dose tc
follow SO soon after the Greenyille
and Edgefeld pills.
The goat is usually hard hitter
but on this occasion he knocked
the socks off.
There are those content to adorr
their persons and lodges with the
scalps of their opponents, while
others set the sculls of vanqulshed
enemies on stakes about their
premises, but it was left to the
Tillmanites to literally roast and
bake the frisky lamb of the oppo-
sitio1, and the elegant menu OF
roast lamb served in Messrs. Wat
son and Timmerman's best style
was highly enjoyed by every Goat
racker present.
A test vote of the opposing fac
tions disclosed their strength
Tlllman, III; Sheppard, 80. 1t
is expected that the Columbia
State In the exercise Of itseditorial
Latitude will make the official
figures extremely evenly,," say
SIX of one and half a dozen of the
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1892-05-12
Northen and Tillman.

The News and Courier states
that Governor Northen will be
renominated by the Georgia
Democrats without opposition. 1t
says that; she has made a safe,
conservative and satisfactory ex-
ecntiye officer, and has won the
good opinion of all classes of peo-
pie by the faithful performance of
his official duties. He was
nominated and elected two years
ago as the special candidate Of
the farmers, and he will be
nominated and elected this year
as the Governor of. the whole peo-
ple.Do ,.., t....
The News and Courier wishes
that it could swap governors with
Georgia; not that it loves Georgia
less, but Sonth Carolina more.
The News and Courier ought to
thank it's stars thatit has as honest
and correct a man as B. B. Till
man for governor. In place of
abusing Governor TiI1man and
endeavoring to bring his
administration into disrepute and
contempt with the masses, the
News and Courier ought to hold
up his hands and be thankful that
he has done so we'll. In the
matter of the governor-ship, the
3 News and Courier, and those who
trail with it, could have gone
farther and Jared worse than under
the administration of Governor
Tillman who has behind him The
majority Of the Democratic people
Of South Carolina.
Quit yonr abuse Of Governor
Tfllman and give him credit fol
the work that he has done. That
he has made mistakes is doubtless
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1892-05-12

true, but that he has honestly and
luprightly governed the State, we
have no question.
When we saw the political
revolution coming in Georgia three
years ago, we said make way for
the farmers.
Governor Northen has made
a splendid record. The press of the
State has sustained him. His
administration has been endorsed
and he is recommended for a
second term. It's probable that
|he will have no opposition. He
deserves this recognition and
confidence at the hands of the
Democratic party.
The News and Courier and other
papers of South Carolina have
denounced Tillman and hls
followers from the start. During
the campaign preceding his
election, and during his adminitra-
Governor Tillman has been the
constant object of attack. The
wonder is that a new and untried
man, a farmer from the ploW
handles, should have made SO few
mistakes.
Ben Tillman is an honest man
and a man of ability. The News and
Courier and those who are fighting
him might just as well make up
their MINDS that he and those who
are with him have come to stay
and that they are going to rule in
South Carolina politics for many
years to come. The News and
Courier ought to rejoice that the
white people are politically united
and that no Third Party
demagognes and caanks are
menacing the integrity of Demo
cratic supIemancy in South Caro-
lina.--Augusta Chronicle.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1892-05-12
Shoes and Hats

We are stilIdoing our best to sustain
a First-class Clothing, shoe!a Hat
House. We don't attempt but a few
lines of cgoods-CLOTHING G,
SHOES, HATS AND GENTS
FURNISHING GOODS-but we
propose to do this in first-class order.
it is reasonable to suppose that where
one gives his time to very few special
lines that he can do better, than If he
should carry everything. So when
you wish Suit of Clothes, aat, pair
of Shoes, or anything in Gents Fur
nishing Goods, call to see us. We can
show you the latest styles, first-class
goods, and at prices that will give sat
isfaction.
CLOTHING.-Everything in the
Clothing line that is kept by any first
class clothing establishment, for Child
ren, Boys and Men.
A. first-class $500 suit of Clothes for
$500. $3.50 suit for $500. $3.50 suit
for $3.50. All the finer grades at cor
responding low prices. We have a
full line of samples of goods for suits,
and any one wishing can select his
goods and we will have suit made by
irst-class tailor, at much lower price
than is usual for suit made to order.
GENTS SHIRTS.-A full stock of
the very best fitting Shirts. in laun-
dried and unlaundried. All the latest
styles in Collars. Large stock of Cuffs.
Immense stock of Cravats made spe-
clally for us. Complete line of Gents
Underwear.
SUSPENDERS.-Large stock and
the best quality. Harris Wire Buckle.
Something very durable
HATS.-Tremendous large stock OF
Hats. All the latest styles. Immense
stock of Straw Hats, from very cheap
ones to the finest grades.
First-class assortment of Trunks
and Valises.
l-SH0ES.zThe. most complete line OF
Shoes ever shown in Edgefelt.. We
know that we can do better for you
than it is possible for you to do else
where. We buy very large stocks, and
have advantages that cannot be OBJ
tained except by persons dealing in
special lines. Styles for Children, La
dies and Men.
Large stock of Ladies Slippers.
For quality and price we cannot be
excelled. Give'us call and save money
- @- O. ~
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1892-05-12


other.
Now will Pharoah harden his
heart and still refuse to let The
children of Israel go, thereby in
yiting the visitation of other
plaques? we doubt it.
After the announcement OF the
vote Jeems Penn commenced to
figure out the percentage. Jeems
allowed it was little over hank
rate, but that was enough:
The way fence stradlers lit back
into camp, who had climbed the
enclosure of the sheep fold, was
amusing to the steadfast Goat
racker. U. BET.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1892-05-12
He a. Saratoga, tenderly)A

He (a4 Saratoga, tenderly y
7 think I have met you before,
Miss Smith: your face is very
familiar. She (coldly)-Yes, sir:
and those goods that you warranted
would wash I tried to give away to
my maid. And then the silence
became so wide and solemn that
you could hear them pumping gas
into the mineral springs.-Life.
The heroine of a story now
running in Southern paper is
made to say: "I will do the
washing this time, mother, for it
is the greatest of delights to me-"
This is wide departure from the
realistic in fiction, in fact it
reaches the pinnacle of the ideal,
AS a work of the imagination the
story will take high rank
Indianapolis Journal.
aIfnd, madam" !" said a young
nhvsician. "that your husband is
suffering from overwork." "And
will he have to give up his place
under the government" she
asked, anxiously. "What's thati
Is he a government officia1?" "Yes
sir" "H'm! I'll diagnose his
case again. He probably needs
exercise of some kind" Boston
Gazette.
Doesn't it embarrass you to be
kissed by your husband before 9
car full of people?" aEmbarrass
me?" replied the lady, who was
starting off on a journey, as she
seated herself in her seat and
looked at the questioner. "Did
John kiss me when he said good.
bye? I declare / didn't notice it
Is my hat on straight. Laura?'-
Troy Times.
"James," said the undertaken
aits about time to close the shop.
Have you heard Of any change in
the condition of Mr.. Simpson
since noon2" "No, sir" replied
the boy, Except that they've just
turned off the doctors and called
in a Christian Scientist
"James," rejoined his employer
shaking his head g!oomily, "we
will keep the shop open half al
hour longer. Chicago Tribune
"A Cape man had been
living fifteen years with his
second wife. One was orthodox
the other wasn't. One'day Mrs
Brown overheard her husband
and neighbor discussing the
hereafter. '.What do you know
about hell?" said she. 81 guess
I know something" came the
answer, GIVE lived there the last
fifteen years, and what mar
'speriences he knows l"-Bostor
Transcript. 10
Mayfower-I can't understand
why Fitzgerald calls himself al
American. Isn't his governor al
Irishman? Ferguson-Yes. But
Fitzgerald was born and raised
here in New England. May.
fower-What has that to do with
it? (Witheringly) I suppose i
I had been born in a stable
Ferguson, yon'd dlcall me a horse
Ferguson (mildlyl-Well, hardly
old man. Mayhower (crushingly,
What would you call me, them
Ferguson (blandly)-An ass
dear boy The Idea
A German citizen approaching
the window of a New York bank
requested that a check payable te
the order of Schweitzercase bt
cashed. "Yah, dots me-" hi
nodded reassuringly, in answer t'
the telIer's look Of inquiry. "Bu
I don't sknow that you are MI
Schweitzercase. You must ge
yourself identified" How va
dot?" asked the German citizen
with a puzzled look. "You mus
get some one to identify you,
repeated the bank officer; 81 dom
know -you.n, ,aAh, yah!" criee
Hans, aDot's all right. I know
don't you, ,neider. y -Texassiftings
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1892-05-12
Witty and Wise.

Witty and Wise.
Many a man has ruined his
eyesight by sitting in bar-room
looking for a Notwithstanding
Citizen.
Runaway couple to minister
Will you join US? Minister
Thanks; I don't care if l do
Washington Critic.
aI notice you never try to shine
in conversation, Bromley" @Well,
no. Fact is, Darlington, it keeps
me busy all the time trying to
conceal my ignorance" Time.
aI want you to know" said Mrs.
Sheppard to her husband. chat
facts are stubborn things" 81
know it," he answered meekly;
woman is a fact."-Boston
Courier.
Every heart has its Was; some
have their Were, for a plurality Of
Vases Institutes the Were: #.
there be no To Be to take the
place of the Is, the hungering
heart famishes, droops, and
eventually dies.-C chicago News.
Surprised Dame-What2 And
you have refused Mr.. DeGoode?
i though you Likely him. Lovely
Daughter did, but to tell you
the truth, none of the other girls
seemed to care a snap fol him =
Omaha World.
PROFESSIONALISM is the diff
erence between an editorial and
an editorial paragraph? Student
An editorial is of the same
nature as an editorial paragraph,
but is larger and doesn't have as
much to,say.-Harper's Bazaar.
It was not Goethe who said
that you can always tell the man
who has gone to grass by his seedy
appearance. Goethe was q
brilliant philosopher, but there
we're come things he forgot to say
until it wastoo late.-Bazar.
A Toledo woman caught $4,000
house flies on sticky paper in
twelve -days,-and yet on the
thirteenth there were as many
about as before. War on the fly
is a heavy loss both of material
and energy Detroit Free Press.
Dentist-Well, how do the new
teeth work? Patient-Not very
we'll; they seem to cut the Others.
Dentist-That is perfectly
natural. They belong to an
entirely different set, you know
San Francisco Examiner.
sect yourself full of your sub
ject," said the Professor,
"saturate yourself with it, and
then your essay will write ITSELF
"Yes, I know, Professor" said
Miss Colespring, "but my essay is
Oh Rum, the Cause of It. u
Burdette.
st. Peter, Ito applicant)-You
say you were an editorial writer
OH a New York newspaper eyes,
sir" "step into the elevator,
please. (Steps in)-"How soon
does it go up?" "It doesn't go up,
it goes down. .''-Epncd.
He was rescuing her from the
libillowy waves, but it looked as if
they might never see Boston again,
Hold on tight, Penelope, he gasped,
sshold on tigh." "Don't say hold
on tight" gurgled the girl, with
her mouth full of Atlantic Ocean ;
say hold on tightly."-Utica
lObserver.
Augustus ana Edith on their
bridal tour, sit down to their first
dinner. Augustus-Deary, you
order the dinner. Edith
Waiter, give us two sherrys and
some lobster bisque, stuffed
ecrevissrs a al Bordelaise, Sau-
terne, deviled kidneys, champagne,
Roquefort, coffee and Benedictine.
IAugustus rnsbes cut for divorce.
.ToUp Tonics