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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-09

Mr.. WATSON of Georgia was certainly
not the only one who imbibed the impress
sion on the occasion of CoBB's speech on
the New York contested election Gaze that
the latter was under the influence Of liquor
The evidence goes to show that this idea
was erroneous, and therefore Mr.. COBB
has good reason not to be sorry the investi-
CATION was entered into. AS Mr. WATSON
himself testified, it is quite difficult mat
ter for men to agree whether man was
drunk or not" The expression, Where
am ata' which has been relied on to prove
the case against CoBB, was not much differ
ent from the common Let me see; where
was q" 10 interruptions, the "at'' not being
so superfuous as it at first seems.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-09
HOME RULE FOB UTAH.
territorial Policy Of the National Democratic
Party.

[From the Chicago Platform, june 1922
We solemnly declare that the need Of . re-
turn TO these fundamental principles OF free
popular government, based on home rule and
Individual liberty. was never more urgent than
now. The tendency to centralze ell power at
the federal capital has become menace 70
the reserved rights OF the states.
We approve the action OF the present House
Of Representatives in passing bills for the ad-
mission into the Union. as states, Of the terri
tories OF New Mexico and Arizona. and favor
the early admission OF sn territories having the
necessary population and resources 10 entitle
them TO statehood and. while they remain
territories, we hold that the officials Rp-
pointed 10 administer the government OF any
territory, together with the Districts OF Colum-
bia and Alaska. should be bona -fide residents
OF the territory or district in which their duties
are to be performed. The Democratic party
believes in home rule snd the control Of their
swn affairs by the people Of each vicinage.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-09

THERE HAS been nothing so far, and there
is not likely to be anything, to interrupt
the friendly personal relations between
HARRISON and CLEVELAND. This is as it
should be, for otherwise il might be very
embarrassing on the 4th Of March next, for
Mr.. HARRISON to ride along Pennsylvanis
avenue on his way to the inauguration
ceremonies in the carriage with one be-
tween whom and himself there should exist
any hard feelings.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-09

GENERAL BrDwELLs party barely gets a
chance to vote In California under the new
ballot law Of that state. it being doubtful
whether it cast per cent. of the entire
vote at the last election. Secretary of State
WAITE has, however, given the prohibit
ticnists the benefit of the doubt as to
whether General b., the Prohibition can
didate for governor, got the required pro
portion on his personal popularity or not
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-09

IT SEEMS that Congress adjourned when
ii cid in Difference 10 President HARRISON,
who sent for Speaker CRISP ana told him it
was absolutely necessary for him to be
with Mrs HARRISON. and he could not
leave till Congress closed the session. The
speaker then undertook TO put the work
through SO that the president could get
away Saturday.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-09

HoY. SAM SMALL was, as THE HERALD
some time ago announced. candidate for
Congress in the Fifth Georgia district.
Well, he has missed the nomination of the
Alliance by a fraction of one vote, and the
ball of the House of Representatives will
not resound just yet with his semi saEcti-
fed tones
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-09

II APPEARS that Senator HILLS yachting
party missed Mr.. CLEVELAND at Buzzard's
Bay, the latter being at New York; but to a
reporter the governor said the chances were
IN favor of the Democratic party In this
election, and that he, HILL, would probably
be heard FROM later He's all right.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-09
KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAS.
The Official Route.


The Rio Grande Western, Colorado Mid
land and Burlington" roads have been des-
ignated as the lines which shall constitute
the 'Officlal route' from Utah to Kansas
City during tho session of the Supreme
lodge aud biennial concsve OF the uniform
rank OF the Knights of Pythias in August
next. a through train of Pullman sleepers
vestibuled throughout, will leave Ogden st
O'clock pm, August 90, and will arrive
In Kansas City on the afternoon of August
-. Don't miss this opportunity to take q
most delightful trip across the Rockies"
over the fowery plains of Colorado, past
the grain fields of Nebraska and down the
big Muddy to the mouth of the Kaw,"
via the 'Scenic Line of the World" the
pixies Peak Route,' and the famous
burlington Route" as no pains will Do
spared TO make tho trip one long to be re-
membered with pleasure.
For full particulars enquire of any agent
OF the above named lines.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-09

ACCORDING TO the CARNEGIE people, the
strike has been over long enough to have
It disappear from the Homestead reports.
At the rate new hands have been enlist
ing the works ought by this time to be
packed with laborers.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-09

President CLEVELAND signed 1,s25 pen
sion bills. 2l5 more than all other presi-
dents combined. True, he vetoed 524 pri-
vate bills, but this was only after careful
personal examination, and to save the list
Of pensions from being roll Of dishonor.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-09

GEoReE w. BorNToN, ex-president Of
the Boston Young Mems Republican club.
announces that this year ne shall vote the
straight Democratic ticket and continue
to do SO while the MCKINLEY act remains
che l-wv
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-09

THE GERMANS of Iowa are focking to
the CLEVELAND standard in greatnumbers
A few nights ago they had a great ratifica-
ton meeting at Des Moines. Among the
speakers was Governor BoIEs, who met
with splendid ovation and delivered q
fOrcbIe and stirring address. There was
nothing mincing in his praise of the grand
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-09

OILY 1867 miles Of railroad were con
structed during the first six months of this
year Railroad building has thus expert
enced e considerable falling Of there being
q less reckless feeling on this subject than
has hitherto prevailed.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-09

man GROVER CLEVELAND, who has won
the admiration and esteem of the whole
world" The demonstration altogether,
was magnificent augury of the great
patriotic work that will be accomplished
in Iowa this fall
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-09

A Prominent North Carolina Republi-
can, named THOMAS NJ. ARNo. has Joined
the Young Mems Democratic club of
Raleigh. having announced that In future
he would be g Democrat
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-09
Soda Springs water, IDANHA. Drink it.
nEIIClOuS com REvERAnrS

The decoctiors sold to to the thisty and
warm at the Occidental are delicious, pu. Q
and superior trirst-class wines, liquors,
beers, ales and cigars. Family supplies q
speciality. AUER & MURPHY,
R-oDrietOrs
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-09

A SCHEME. is on foot to fuse the Min
nesota state and electoral tickets Of the
Minnesota Democrats and Populists. But
the latter are not sure-populists.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-09
p. r. YYSfROM

Respectfully draws attention OF the public
10 his fine spriEg OF Isl Vim. Tarr whisky,
together with other fine goods, ar always
on sale. 20 East First South.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-09

A DAY on the planet Mars is tweuty-four
hours and thirty-seTen minutes long, Salt
Lake time. The thirty-seven minutes are
1T extra allowance for writing letters.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-09

Whilst THE astronomers are watching the
white spot on the southern pole Of Mars,
the politicians are observing Alabama and
other southern polls.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-09

KoLB, THH Alliance candidate for gov
ernor OF Alabama, claims be was beaten by
the negro vote going TO the Democratic
candidate. This is kind Of revelation.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-09

TIE LINES OF the canals and lakes on the
planet Mars are angular, crooked and IN
shapely enough to resemble the map OF the
Utah commissioner gerrymander.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-09

TIE ILLINOIS Republican committee is
sending out circulars 10 heads Of local or
CARNATIONS, saying in large type that the
state is in danger.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-09
UTAH WEATHER TO-DAY.

Showers in mountains; in northern por-
on fair; in southern warmer
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-09

WE DON'T see why Senator VEST calls
PINKERToN's gang a standing army, when
1t has no standing al all.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-09

CONGRESS- PASSED the DURBoRRow bill TO
give Chicago 81, 100000 for the Worlds
fair. Considering what was expected,
this is rather a wheelbarrow load.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-09

THERE IS q beer sea on Mars. but science
is silent as to whether it is ANHEUsER's or
PABsTs.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-09

The DISPATCHES say FRTCK has returned
to work. In this he seems TO be ahead Of
the other fellows.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-09

81 would like to sound the praise of Hoods
Sarsaparilla over the entire universe" writes
Mrs Longenecker of Union Deposit Penn. 80
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-09
PROTeCTION

The Pennsylvania" Of Philadelphia
will take care Of you.
H. j. Grant & Co, Agents.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-09
10! For the Mountains.
The SILVER LAKE HOUSE.

(BRIGHTON'S),
Is now open for the summer. All who
delight in mountain scenery, pure air,
and q quiet retreat fran tae cares OF
business, or those whose health Is i'm
paired. and who need the balmy breezes
from the pines and bRlsams, are cordially
invited to this beautiful resort. 1t Ia
situated miles from Park City and
s milos from Alta Terms, S2.00 per
day. A daily stage will run from SAILS
Lake (CuIlen Hotel) to Brighton's, in
connection with the Silver Lake Hotel.
Address all communications, w. S.
RRIeHTON, proprietor, Silver Lake, via
Tslsnhons IN the Hotel.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-09
Soda Springs water, IDANHA. Drink it.
GARFIELD REACH.

Commencing Sunday, July 10, trains be-
tween Salt Lake city and Garfield Beach
,,-ili run 90 follo,,ss.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-09

Daily except Sunday.
Orchestra every day and night. Bathing,
eating and dancing. Fare for round trip 90
tents. d. E. BrRLEY, General Agent
The best is good enough.
ROGERS & Co.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-09

0. W. P.-"whero am I atl"
The Press., 1892-04-28

roically, .sfhat your gown is vastly be- coming
 Even a modest girl takes courage when her dress is praised.
 sOh, ze bal Americain," iisped Marie T shall go to ze bal. shall have ze daisy time. shall get ze york in. Papa, he is not in it-he is vat you say on ze shelf, played. Yet papa he is ze trump, and she kissed the marquis filially: but I have ze drop on ze Anglais.'
 sYou see, the marquis fairly beamed .sMarie speak ze E-english like ze lum tum. You tumbles, as ze poet. John L.. ask"
 "Ah." said Marie, with q sweet girl ish laugh, "I nevair get left. get zere all ze salne.
 : Jardine had been fairly boiling: speech was safety valve.
 ssThis is more than shocking, he said
 ssI am ready to faint, poor Mrs. Cath cart managed to whisper.
 Jardine raised his shoulders. Mon sieur," he said, ''there is-ah-consider- able of mistake. The garden is not unpleasantly cool if you will go there with me will explain.
 Marie looked kindly at him.
 'sZe iarelin, she s,id. "Go, papa, and chin wiz Tommy: would be wiz ma dame. Scoot! Get ze move on you l Light out! Skip! Dust! An, vat see? What she saw was a photograph oi Ralph on table. She went there with her father and examined the picture. '.Oh, Tomr gasped Mrs. Cathcart. ssCome, monsieur" called Tom, his aostrils expanded. Mot a word, Tom." said voice. and
The Press., 1892-04-28

specimen as had accepted an invitation to ball that evening.
 ssWhat an ass a fellow may be when he wants tol" was his cogitation. .rll never commit another joke as long as l live. Live! I'll die if Marie is taken away from me.
 He put his hands up before his face and stood for minute motionless. A movement in the room startled him. There was the naughty old marquis in his French idea of evening dress, u coat on his back which may have been made for him twenty years back. But the marquis was one of the ancien regime for all that. He stuck his eyeglass up. the merriment of child in his face.
 '.Oh, my boy" he said in his new English, ''how it goes, eh? How is ze royal nibs?-as Benjamin Franklin say. J
 Ralph, with a ghastly smile, faced him. Monsieur" he returned, '.I see you are ready for the ball.
 ..sIn ze togs,'' replied the marquis 'sOui-yes, I am ze dandy dresser. as Emerson remark.
 'sAnd Marie?'
 'sShe will be here presentment," an. SWered the faGher. Sne Will ze town paint red And ware is ze old lady madame, ze mere-your lnozer?''
 His eyes were on his expectant son-in law, who could do no more than say he was expecting the advent of his mother at any minute. The marquis, every we'll made tooth showing, tapped him on the arm.
 ''Ze young man look onwell," he laughed. 'sMon cher, have myself been zare It is ze dinner, ze vin-you razzle dazzle, eh? Let up on ze win, deai boy, or ze leetle rams you will have-va, you call ze snakes. Brace up-brace upl Ahl''
 For here Mrs. Cathcart, in sweeping velvet and jewels, sailed in.
 Marquis" she cried. ''j'ai bien de la joie de vous voir."
 "E-english, E-english!' cried-he, shak. ing his head negatively, 'Je ne puis parle pas Francais."
 "Que voulez-vous dire?' she insisted.
 'Parlez Anglais?' returned he senten- tiously. ''Parlez AnglaisY'
 "Ah," she said, as he raised her fingers to his lips al see But, my dear mon.
The Press., 1892-04-28
rHRoNIc RHEUMATISM CURED.

G A CASE OF CHRONIC RHEUMATISM WHICH
 HAS HAS BAFFLED ALI OTHER METHODS
 NEW TRIUMPH FOR THE MAGNETIC
 NORTHAMPTON April 2. 1899. :. My Dear Doctor.-In answer to your requestto publish my case, will say you are at perfect liberty to do so.
 have always felt that the small fee I paid you was meager recompense for the service you did me, and if l can be of service to you at any time memory as you asked, will state had suffered with rheumatism for eight years. Almost every joint in my body had suffered with it at one time or another. My knees and ankles had become large and hard. One shoulder had very little use of. I suffered most in winter; every winter had an acute attack sometimes in one part Of the body, sometimes in another. would be in fearful pain with fever for weeks at a time, then the disease would again assume chronic form, and would get along through the summer months with comparative comfort, always dread ing each coming winter. When I came to see you was alarmed about my heart. It felt large, and the beating was something fearful. had falnt1ng spells, which you thought were caused by my heart
 My friends were afraid should die, but did not fear for it seemed to me life was a burden. went to you about December 1, 1891. did not expect to be cured: My family doctor told me 1t was hereditary and part of my constitution, as my father died of the same complaint. heard of some of your cures, and went to you to see if you % could help my heart. When you told me After six weeks you dismissed me, and I now think every trace of the taint has been eradi- cated from my system. have not had pain since. My joints have decreased in size until they are nearly as small as ever. My heart gives me no trouble, and now that the winter is gone and there is no return, you can't think how re- joiced am. You will always have my thanks and my blessing for what seemed to me a turn ing back from death. Faithfully yours,
 J. E. HOLLfSTER. Drs. Smith and Wild treat all forms of chronic diseases successfully, and may be consulted free at the Hotel Gilmore, Springfield, Mass, daily from a. m. to p. m., except Sundays.
 Letters of inquiry must contain stamp For the next 60 days Drs. smith and Wild will con- tract to cure every case of catarrh they under take for S25
The Press., 1892-04-28

Talking of patent medicines-you know the old prejudice.s And the doctors some of them are, between you and us. They would like you to think that what's cured thousands won't cure you. You'd believe in patent medicines if they didn't profess to cure everything and so, be- tween the experiments of doctors, and the experiments of patent medicines that are sold only because there's money in the ''stuff," you lose faith in everything.
 And, you can't always tell the prescrip- tion that cures by what you read in the papers. So, perhaps, there's no better way to sell a remedy than to tell the truth about it, and take the risk of it's doing just what it professes to do..
 That's what the Worlds Dispensary Association, of Buffalo, N. Y., does with Dr.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery and Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription.
 If they don't do what their makers say they'll do-you get your money back.
The Press., 1892-04-28

Evvy had quietly entered the room. Ralph is nearly beside himself
 But Jardine was not in state of mind to bear contradiction. Il certain ly shall tell this man the truth" he said
 "Then everything is over between ns. :" returned Evvy in his own manner. Her mother wrung her gloved hands.
 s.Be still, mamma" said Evvy. herself on the verge of desperation. ''There will certainly be a way out of it. Ralph is nearly frantic"
 "Come, monsieur" said Jardine. EEK plain to him." whispered Evvy to her lover, heightened color in her face, '.and we are strangers from this night on."
 But Jardine paid no attention to her. s.Monsieur?'' he called peremptorily The marquis ambled away from the table.
 II am wiz you. moncher," he said. Then gallantly to Evvy, "Mees, con- gratulate you; you are Mistair Tommy's best girl" and with profusion of bows and apologetic gestnres he followed after Jardine, who carried himself like ram rod Only then did Marie put down the picture of Ralph.
 'Good," said she 'Now, l wiz ze mama and ze sistair of ze man zat teach papa ze beautiful E-english. l love my Ralph first because he teach papa ze beautiful E-english. You catch on? may make ze mistake ten times out of nine, but if madame or mees will tip me % wink will make ze regular circus every time. See? l am ze talker from Talkerville. See?" ..
 Mrs. Cathcart l. sat heavily down. "Was there ever such a horror?" she asked of space. ..s +r
 Marie said Evvy, then stopped, for what had she to say?
 Marie looked tilnidly at her.
 "But my E-english is beautiful?" she asked deprecatingly. "It is not passee! It is moderneY
 "Very modern" answered Evyy. with meaning; every, very modern"
 "Ahr' cried Marie gleefully, "I like ze mode-my costume du bal is ze mode. am ze stuff. will paint ze town"
 Evvy caught her arm.
 "My poor Marie!" she said. "Oh, viciously. eff had my will of Ralphl"
 "Villl'' echoed Marie, Will of Ralphi Vill-zat means ze test ment of ze man vat pass in ze cheeks, kicks ze bucket and leave ze poodle. Ralph-Ralph is not ill!''
 "I should like to make him so," re. piled Evvy.
 Marie jerked herself away from he, ard drew herself up "Mademoiselle," she said, with con. siderable hauteur, "you must not sit on Ralph-ze person zat give my Ralph ze cold shake is N. G. You hear me?' Mrs. Cathcart had split one of hel gloves in pieces.
 Marie" she said with hysterical de termination, "come with me; must ex plain this awfulness to you" But she had her daughter to contend with.
 Mamma" said Evvy, remember Ralph loves her. Separate them and do not know what will happen"
 "I will not allow this to go on," re | turned her mother. ''Marier'
 'sBut ze bal!'' de.nurred Marie; "do W, not attend ze bal. ware shoot off m. E-englishT'
 ''I must speak with you," said the ex cited matron. Ralph has not bee1 kind to you"
 Marie started, but looked incredulous
 'sNot kindv' she repeated. Wy h teach papa ze E-english. Yell, vii listen, but Ralph you cannot make no kind. Eat is ze size of it. Ia, ta, Nee | Evvyl So long!" Continued next weekly
The Press., 1892-04-28

A story comes from the wild west that crazy man rushed into the Fellaride Journal office and demanded of Editor Read $5,O0O,0O0 quick, cold cash. He declared excitedly that if he failed to get that amount of money he would blow up the entire shop, and that the two men would die together. Editor Read was much alarmed, for he only had about half that amount of currency on his per- son, the bank was not open, and the crazy man would not accept a check. But, be- ing quick thinker, Read was only a few seconds in striking upon happy idea of sending his office boy around to MT. Mc- Kown of the Republican to borrow for a few hours the amount he lacked. The scheme worked admirably, the demented individuals thirst for gold was satisfied, and the editors life was saved, though it cost him at least one months income.
The Press., 1892-04-28

BUoKLEN's ARNIcA SALvE.-The best salve in the world for cuts, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, and all skin eruptions, and positively cures piles, or no pay required. Guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction or money refunded. Price soc per box. Sold by B. K. Taft.
The Press., 1892-04-28

"Give me plate of hot beans," said the man at the lunch counter. "Pork with it?" asked the waiter. 'Yes.'' Then he turned to the hole in the wall and said: "Boston and Chicago limit ed," and beans with pork for one came back
The Press., 1892-04-28

"Did you say couldn't tell the truth ?''
 "No; said you were liar"
 "Oh, we'll, that's different matter. admit Pm little lax in that respect, but l don't allow any one to question my ability to tell the truth if want to- Good day."
The Press., 1892-04-28

When winters wind, with mad turmoil, Sweeps over hills and plains, 'Tis then you need Salvation Oil
 To heal your aches and pains.
The Press., 1892-04-28

STARTLING FAoTs.-The American peo- pie are rapidly becoming race of ner- vous wrecks, and the following suggests the best remedy: Alphonso Tempting, of Butler, Pa., sweaIs that when his son was speeches. from St. Vitus dance Dr. Miles great Restorative Mervine cured each gained 20 pounds from taking it
 Mrs. H. A. Gardner of Vistula, Ind, was cured of 40 to 50 convulsions a day, anG | much headache, dizziness, backache anC fhervous prostration by one bottle. Tria | bottle and fine book of marvellous cures
 free at w. D. Heald's, who recommends and guarantees this unequaled remedy.