Daily independent. [volume] (Elko, Nev.) 188?-1915, 1892-07-07

thing as Independence, every darned
one of you is dependent on some one
or some thing.
Gould, Vanderbilt 4 Co. are de-
pending ON a body guard to save
their carcasses from being bursted
wide open by dynamite, and the
dynamite fiend depends on a corrupt
jury 10 save his neck. The political
strikers depend ON CORFU upton fluid
to elect loud mouth demagogues, and
petty larceny thieves, to positions OF
trust and honor. Harrison and Oleve-
land, are both depending on Tam
many, and scald paunoh whisky to
eleot them TO the Presidency, and
the State of Nevada depends upon
Black Wallace to make laws for all
hands. Talk about independence.
Why, half Of the voters haven't indie
pendencS enough, TO vote as they
wish, for fear OF either losing the sale
OF few pounds of soap, or offending
some one they are dependent on for
job. All are dependent on. each
other separately, and collectively, on
a supreme being for everything.
But all OF this has got to change.
We are going to have a town meet
ing in Chicago, and have a new deal.
All the small towns across the pond
are coming over and we are going to
6ll them up with ginger bread and
molasses candy, provided John Bull
dor't get at it fret. If he does we
will mix his with ipecac and glycer-
inc and send him home With Bill Nc
kinley to consult with Father Glad
stone, as to the best means IF curing
corns, and expressing the belly ache.
Nevada will be there in ell her
glory, commissioner George Russell,
with the small assistance of the Ne
Vada Legislature, has built q rail-
road expressly for the occasion. It
is wide gauge in everything, except
the track; and that is 80 narrow that
even Bidwell, the Prohibition candi-
date has refused to ride ON it with a
free pass. Nevada being the only
real prosperous State now existing,
will astonish the whole crowd by her
splendor and magnificence. After q
great expenditure, Of over q million
OF money, our commissioner has sue
ceeded 10 purchasing ttat magnifl-
cent building that was frat erected
on the river Nile, Ia Egypt in the sew
enth century by Nero. 1t was a
Thousand years from the time the
corner stone was laid, by Chauncey
Depew, until it was finished. The
dome is Of massive gold, and is q
thousand feet in circumference
Forty trains Of thirty cars each, have
bsen chartered to transport it, and II
has been insured In the sum of 1925
policy paid. It was recently known
as the Elko Presbyterian hurch; and
will leave here In 1877 telegraph poles
and all. Nevada's splandid exhibit
consisting Of four pounds of silver
specimens, and four sacks of potatoes
will OCCUPY one half Of the building
and the other half will be occupied
by j. P Jones and grip sack, con
tanning his Nevada possessions, and
dirty clothes. Transportation will be
free. Black Wallace will furnish al
with round trip tickets, except the in
fants over II years old, who will bt
taken care Of by Dick Dorsey auC
the Rev. MIR. Porter.
opeciRl trains will leave Carlin i'm.
mediately after the arrival Of PIesi
dent Bill Stewart. The trains will &C
by tho way Of Idaho, stopping for din
ner at the Sandwich Islands, thence
through Germany and France, and
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