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Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1892-07-02

The peach crop of the Michigan lake
shore fruit tclt will require millions of
baskets this season, and the present
outlook is that the growers will be able
to purchase thcm ut about half the
usual pricee
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1892-07-02
ANNOUNCEMENT.

Please announce my name as candi-
date for the Office oi County Commits
siuner subject To the decision Of the
Republican County Convention.
r.. A. UNDEIIllLL.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1892-07-02

William j. Campbell OF Chicago was
unanimously chosen TO succeed Mr..
Clarkson as Chairman of the Republican
National Committee.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1892-07-02

All dentists must register before July
4th or they will not be lawful practi-
TONERS after that date.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1892-07-02
Ath July Rates,

One fare for round trip between all
points on line of G. II. & d. Ry. Tkts
good going July 2. 3 and 4, returning
on july 4th and 5th.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1892-07-02

Tho following, clipped from the Bur-
lington Junction, (Mo.,) Post. contains
information of no little value to persons
troubled with Indigestion.
For years tho Editor OF the Post has been sub.
ject to cramp collie or fits OF indigestion, that
prostrated him for several hours and united
him for business for two or three days aftcrward.
About year ago we called on b. j. Butcher
druggist, and asked for something to ward of
an attack that was already making life hideous.
Mr.. Butcher handed us a bottle OF Chamber
lain's Collie Cholera aud Darrhoea Remedy
We took the medicine according TO directions
aud not only iouad relief on that occasion, but
have scyenl times since tried its virtues and
round relief in every instance. We take this
method OF acknowledging the benefits derived
and recommending the euro 10 all others sub
ject 70 Indigestion, For sale by \. X. Champ-
ney. druggist
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1892-07-02

Considerable complaint is made by
farmers who will be taxed for the work,
concerning the proposed Improvement
OF the Fudiay plank road. They claim
undue advantage has been taken uf
them in ordering tho improvement,
and meeting will be held at Haakins
Saturday afternoon at / O'Clock to
organize Farmers Mutual Protective
Association, TO devise means to pre-
vent the further development OF the
stone road Industry in Wood county.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1892-07-02

We hayc received beautiful por-
trait of President Harrison made from
recent photograph. 1t is offered by
the Ohio State journal. The l2-page
issue of the Ohio State Journal or
Columbus, is offered to our subscribers
for 25 cents from July until after cleo
tion. The Ohio State Journal and the
portrait will be sent to our subscribers
until January !, 1898, for only 30 cents.
Now is the time to subscribe.
Perrysburg journal. (Perrysburg, Wood Co., O. [Ohio]) 186?-1965, 1892-07-02

Libel cases are becoming the fashion
able thing nowadays. 1t seems that
the publisher of the East Liverpool
Crisis has gotten himself into trouble
with fair female. The editor, ]. G..
Deidrick, in December last, published
an account of sensational affair
wherein the young lady in the case was
reported as having eloped with a
married man. The news was obtained
from another paper, and the editor
knew nothing of the people or the
circumstances save what he learned
from the other journal. He is now sued
Tor libel. If the courts hold the Crisis
guilty in this case, it will put mighty
bad construction upon the law, and
will prevent newspaper publishers Civ
ing the current news, as they will be
thus held liable to similar prosecution
for every issue.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1892-06-09
The News Condensed.
important Intelligence From All Parts.
CONGRESSIONAL.


THE time was occupied In the senate on the
sist ult by Senator Sherman In u speech against
the free coinage OF silver bill In the house
the post ofiice appropriation bill was considered.
a resolution was adopted revolving oil leaves OF
nbsence except those granted on account OF sick
ness
ON the list It was agreed In the senate that no
vote should be taken on the free coinage bill
until after the 18th Of June, The new senator
from Virginia, Gen. Eppa Hunton, took the
oath OF ONCE In the house q bill was report
cd limiting the amount Of wearing apparel and
personal effects that may be admitted free Of
dnty. The post office appropriation bin was fur
ther considered
BILLS were passed In the senate on the ID to
hold terms OF court In the district OF Montana,
providing for two additional associate justices
OF the supreme court for the territory OF Ol,la-
homa, and creating two additional land districts
In Montana. Adjourned to the 9th -. Mr.. Hatch
reported tho agricultural appropriation bill TO
the house In committee Of the whole the post
office appropriation bill was further considered.
THE senate was not In session on the 3D. ...
The house further considered the post office up,
preparation bill and an amendment was adopted
prohibiting the postmaster general from max.
ang contracts hereafter under the provisions Of
the act to provide for ocean mail service be-
tween the United Ststes and foreign ports
TIRE senate did not convene ON the 4th. d. In
the house the post offioe appropriation bill was
passed. Among the items inserted was one ap
propriating $4,000 for n branch office on thu
grounds Of the Columbian exposition.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1892-06-09
PERSONAL AND POLITICAL.

THE republicans of the Twcnty-sec-
ond and Twenty-third Pennsylvania
districts have renominated John Dalzcll
pnd w. A. Stone for congress.
CONGRESSMAN OUTHwAITE, of the
Ninth Ohio district was renominated
for fifth term by the democrats.
THE New York anti-IIill democrats
met In state convention at Syracuse
and elected delegates to Chicago who
will contest the seventy-two seats
claimed by the Hill delegates and who
| were instructed to vote for Cleveland
The platform declares for tariff reform
and against the free coinage of silver,
THE following ticket was nominated
by the Illinois prohibitionists in con-
vention at Springfield: Governor, r. r,
Link, of Franklin county; lieutenant
| governor, James Lamont, of Winnie
| bago; secretary of state. John T. Kill
am, of Shelby; auditor of public ac-
counts, 5. y. Noe, of Vermillion; treas
urer. T. :, Marshall, of Marion: attor-
ney general, A. =. Wright. of La Sale;
congressman at large, James Felter, of
Sangamon, and L. i. Andrews, of
Whteside. The platform calls for the
suppression of the liquor traffic and
| favors the present state compulsory ed
nc; tion law,
TmE Wisconsin prohibitonists in con-
| yention at Madison nominated ticket
rs folloWs: For governor, Il. {. Rich
mond, Of Madison; lieutenant governor,
! 4. A. Shepard, OF La Crosse; secre-
tetary of state, +. +. Russell, OF Coluni.
bia. state treasurer, j. c. Martin, of
Marquette, attorney general, +. A.
Watkins, of Douglas; superintendent
public instruction, c, w. Underwood,
OF Ontngumjc; railroad commissioner,
| J. l.. Clayton, of Milwaukee: insurance
commissioner, Ole i,itan, of Barron.
congressman; First district, j, +. Muir
| lock, of Green county; Second, q. $.
Martin, of Madison; Third j. Thomas,
Of Hazel Green: Eighth j. T.. Ionne,
Df Appleton.
! JomS WneaS TIsDALE, the oldest
turfman in America, liGa Mt Crab Or
chard Springs, Ky, aged 81 years.
IS convention ut Des Moncs the Iowa
prohihitionists nominated the follow
ing state ticket: Secretary of state. 5.
| IL. Taft. Humboldt; auditor, A. II.
Whitmore! treasurer, r. NJ. Diehl'
Delegates To the nationpl convention
were chosen and platform adopted
which declares for prohibition, state
and national; woman suffrage, protec-
tion to American labor and strictcr
naturalization laws, and urges the clos
ing of the worlds fair on Sundays and
the refusal of the sale of liquors on the
grounds.
CoSGHRssiogAL nominations were
made as follows: Indiana, Ninth dis
triet. Daniel Waugh Crep.l, renom-
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1892-06-09
SCHOOL AND CHURCH.

The Bryn Mawr European fellow
ship 1928 has been received by Annie
Crosby Emery
There are now at the university OF
Geneva 228 men and SO women nciirol
students, all Russians or Poles
Tho c,,h,l;a ra..i h..
union has grown from n few scattered
members to Is societies with 20 600
members.
Almost ono-fo,r,b NJ tho r,oo;,,s
of the Basel Nissionorv i,t,, o,,,,,o,,
from Subscribers u,hn o;yn on1,, =, h'If
penny n weel Nc,riv sGn nGn l. ar
nually received from this sourcr.
REV. George TT Disbop of Oro,,c,o
n. j.. has announcrd that h, J,os7,. :
want any rich neonle IN hi, c,n,,ra,,,'
tion. but prefers to preach to the low
the holy and the toroh of bie nnirth,r,
hood
A Gardiner cNe3. .cleovmor ,,,o,rs
his parishioners to picli ont the tryts
for issssrmons. B,lt unless he evcr.
cises a veto pow, i. in se,,,, 3a.es ,b,,
practice might rive rise ia awkward
complications.
The Protestant Christians of 1o,,,r
number over no OOo or,,rf,,J ,,,,.. ,i,,', ,,,
200 churches: with about tan ord,;rad
Japanrsc ministers, and nearly 500
Japanese cvangclists and workers and
with nearly 400 men training in thco.
logical schools.
Miss Anna Wood. director of ,brs.
ical training at Wellesley colIrrn Inn,,s
forward with eaprr cv"s ia th, ,;,na
when her college boat crew cam r,,tn,,
with Harvard and Yale. She NOT sa,,
guine, though, as to tbr ,,,nsnnct. ~ tn,
girls ever cyccllipo in font-loiI WV
Mrs. Marshal nuIIino,or p,.,.,, :.
said to receive but srcon 4, linn, ,,.'',,
for her services ,o th, G,ira.i,,,, " m.,N
wa, an L.,. ,,,.,I.. "''o" Army
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1892-06-09
A brutal Husband,

Mrs Simon Pcterby is one of the
NEST cHtravagant women in Austin.
HEY husband groans in his spirit every
day when he is called on to pay her
bills. A few days ago she said to him;
Dear Simon, just see what nice
present ] got you for your birthday
What is it, dcsrest9" he asked.
"a beautiful poclset-bools to keep
your money in, Such q lovely pocket
book, but you must promise me always
ta think OF me when you taloe it outs
Petorby (dolefully)-"Oh, you bSf
I'll think of you every time open it, {
an hound 10 do that-,Tenes SiftinpA
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1892-06-09

TIE firm of Farmer, Little e Co.,
the celebrated New York type foun-
ders, has been dissolved. The new
firm will be known as A. d. Farmer &c
Son.
IN the National league the percentages
Of the baseball clubs for the week ended
on the 4th were: Boston, .725; Brook
lyn, .632; Cincinnati, .610; Chicago 800;
Philadelphia, .525; Pittsburgh, .524;
Cleveland, 500; New York, .4S7; Louis
vile, .44G; Washington, 42i st. Louis,
.341; Baltimore, .23l. The percentages
in clubs of the Western league were:
Columbus, .735; Milwaukee, .G54; Kan
sas City, 1885, Toledo, .5i0; Mime
upolis, AT; Omaha, 414; Fort Wayne,
1854; Indianapolis, .100
A DYNAMITE bomb was exploded in
the house of J. r. Turner, a ieweler at
Kensington, Pa, killing Turner and a
young lady named Scheffep Turner's
wife and two Children were badly in
iured. The author of the CRIME was
/ unknown.
NEARLY every building in 'Jimtown," :"
the main part of Creede camp, in Col
orado, was destroyed by fire. The loss
will be about 81, 600, ,0OC
THE Platte valley bank at Central
City, one of the Oldest and weplthiest
institutions in Nebraska, closed its
, doors. 1t was said Cashier Starrett had
lost $50, 900 bulling corn at Chicago,
A PASSENGER train collided with an
excursion train filed with negroes near
Carrollton, KY, and four persons we're
! killed and twenty-five @eve injured,
several dangerously.
A FARMER named Loewe, aged a.
years, and his two sons, aged II and 13
years, were drowned by being carried
over dam in boat near Milwaukee.
BURGLARS entered the house of :. ID.
| Spratt at indianapolis, chloroforned
ths occupants and made off with $500
I'm cash,
RoBERr T. DAY was hanged at Kala-
ma, Wash, for the murder OF T. c. Bee.
be last October.
JAMES DoOTEY, the murderer of Mrs.
Coons and her s-year-old daughter at
Prescott, Ia, May II last, has been
sentenced to be hanged lyme of next
year.
THREE men were instantly killed and
two others hurt by lightning at Gaines
vile, Ga,
Col. PARKS, the negro who murdered
Brenham, Tex, has been found guilty
, and sentenced to death.
A CYCLONE at McCook, Neb, de-
stroycd the Congregational church and
other buildings and injured many per-
sons.
THE training stable at WoodburD
farm, near Lexington, Ky, was burned,
| and nine valuable horses were ere
mated.
a CLOUDBuRsT flooded Oil City, Pa,
and the surrounding country and lcals-
ing oil tanks covered the ipundation
with oil and benzine, which took iire.
and soon everything was a sea of
fiamas, The loss OF life in Oil City and
Titusville was estimated at $50, and the
property loss was placed as follows:
1itusville, 81, $1,000 Oil City, $780,
900; Cory, $50. 900; Meadville, $3.50, 900,
and surrounding country probably a
million more.
Snow to the depth of S inches on the
level fell near Cheyenne, Wyo., causing
severe loss to cattle and sheep herds.
RUDOLPH HACKER, cigar manufac-
turer, and Mrs. Louise Plum, wife of
Jacob Plum, baker, wore found suffo-
Gated in room in Chicago. They had
turned on the gas and took their own
lives.
CHARLES CARR and his wife were
crushed to death by an electric ear at
Omaha, Ncb
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1892-06-09
ON THE BORDER.
A Land Where Civilization and savae
Meet,

! Land Whero Civilization and sava eery
Meet,
I Upon the one Thousand five hundred
miles of the shore of Lake Suprrinr
there are living now less than ono hmm.
/ drcd thousand persons. and these are
! mainly in hustling cities like Duluth.
superior and Marquette, in industrial
colonies like Calumet and Red Iacl,et.
or in struggling little ports like Fort
| William and Port Arthur. Evun there
the wilderness, and plimcval conditions
are face To face with robust civilization
which is shouldcrin% its way aS capital
is accustomed to do rather than as
natural growth usually asserts itself.
Not that it is not Il wholly
natural growth which we find
at all points on the lake shore.
for it is all in response to the mex
orable laws of supply and demand.
Yet the communities there have sprung
into being far apart from wrll-scttlcd
regions in answer to these laws.
Thus it happens that to-day one NAV
ride in AN electric Strect-car to the
starting-point for Il short walk to n trout
stream, or one may take the steam rail
road, and in an hour alight at Forest
station, brcaIifasting there, but enjoy.
ing Tor luncheon a cut of the deer or n
dish of the trout on the nnrtridec
which he has killed for the purpose. IL
is, so to say. a region wherein the
wholesale fisherman with his steam
boat dlSturbs the red man who is spear
ing fish for s-'ppcr, where the wolf
blinks in the glare of the electric lnmn,
and where the patent stump-pullcr and
the beaver work side by side.
The strange condition is most star.
tlingly illustrated by recent occur
renee in Michigan, in the same region.
Close to n watering resort which is
crowded in summer by persons from all
over the west, some men were cutting
timber In the winter. Two brothers
were among them. One hit himself
with an axe cutting open an artery in
his leg, The other hurried away for
surgical help. When the messenger re-
turned, nothing but the bones of his
brother were left. Wolves, attracted
by the scent Of his blood, had eaten
him mp,
1t is thus that there Is forced upon
the comprehension the practical new.
ness of this giant frcsh-water sea.
which geologists would have va believe
is millions of years old. and witch even
history mentions In detailing the eX.
ploits of men who died in tbs seven.
toenth century, But with the youth OF
this new civilization have come the
yinOr and pntornriSe nprlr1 +o d.,.al,,,
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1892-06-09
OF Two Evils Choose the Lesser.

II told you" said the teacher, apollo
getically, to Tomlnie, "that I should
whip you If You didn't tell your fa-
ther you had run away from school,
didn't ~"
"That's all right, responded Thomas.
III didn't tell him. One of your liclin's
Is picnic by the side of one of dads"
Detroit Free Prose
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1892-06-09
When You Co South

You will wish 10 be fully informed as to the
ch'apeSt, moTi dlrect, ana most pleasant route
You Will wish TO purchase your ticket vim ihe
route that viii subject you to no DELAYS, and by
winch thr0ughtrains are run. Before you start
you should provide yourself with man and time
table of the Memphis Route (Kausus Citv, III
scott Memphis Il. RI the only direct route
from and VIA Kansas City to all Points in East.
ern and southern Kansas, Southwest Missouri
ana Texas. Practically the only route from the
West TO all southern cities, Entire trains with
Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars and Free Reclin-
ing Char Cars, Kansas City to Memphis and
Blrmlhgnalhi through Sleeping Car, Kansas
CITY to New Orleans, and Kansas Citv 10 At
l0nta, Ga, This is the direct route aud many
miles the shortest line 10 Little Rock Hot
Springs, Eureka Springs, Fort smith, Van Bur,
en-, Fayetteville ahd all points in Arkansas
send Tor copy OF the Missouri aud Kansas
Farmer, an eight page Illustrated paper, con-
tanning iull and rcnable Information in relation
to the great states OF Missouri and Kansas,
Issued monthly and mailed free, Address
j h. LOCKWOOD,
Gon'l Pass n Ticket Agt.,
Kansas City, Mo,
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1892-06-09
An Anxiou, Husband.

Mrs. Judge Petorby is very spare
woman. She Is excessively thin. A
few days ago her husband said:
81 don't really think that you ought
TO 20 out on the street Maria"
"Why not?" she asked.
"Nyell, You know there is SO much
danger just now Of mad dogs. They
will bite at almost anything"
"But don't think am In any more
danger than anybody elsc."
80, yes you are. Dogs love to gnaw
bones. "--Texas Siftings,
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1892-06-09
The Rctort Courteous.

Artist-Don't You want me to paint
yourportrait?
Cynical Sparticuss-Naw; the picture
wouldn't look like me.
Artist-Wcll, that's the strongest kind
OF an argument in favor of painting your
portrait. Texas Siftings.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1892-06-09
1t is Truti1fuIly Said

me iron Mountain route is the only line
running through Pullman Buffet Sleeping
cars ST. Louis to Los Angeles and san
Francisco, leaving st, Louis daily ut $50
p; m, VIA Little Rock. TcNaIkana and
hI faSo. n addition to the above Pull
man tourist Sleeping car leaves ST. Louis
every tuesday evening running through
to San Francisco.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1892-06-09
Now is the Time

70 visit Hot Springs, Ark. 1.-The Curls-
bad OF America. y solid Train leaves
st. Louis at $50 p. IN. daily, and a
through Pullman Bnffct sleeping car on
2:2o A. M train. Equipment Unsurpassed.
tor reservation Of bcrths and for dcscrjp
tive and Illustrated pamphlet free, call on
or address II. G. Townsend. General
passenger and Ticket ageut, 81. Louis
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1892-06-09
Didn't Know.

Strangcr-I want to find dive, one
Of the Illegal ones. Where shall I g6S'
Policcman--I don't know. Ask some
body else.
"Yhom?''
"oh, almost anybody who isn't a po-
Eceman. IN. Y. Weekly.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1892-06-09
southern Methodist Orphans: Home.

The last meeting for the season of the
board of lady managers of the Southern
Methodist Orphans home of st. Louis
was held the other day The plans for
the new building were submitted. II
will cost $50. 600. apd have accommoda.
tions for l50 orphans. 1t il, after the
Renaissance style: with two towers.
At present there are forty children in
thc BONE Mrs. John j. O'Fallon being
the president.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1892-06-09
In the Nursery.

"Oh, mamma, Tommy slapped me in
the face.n
"Well, Helen, what did you do to
Tommy to make him do that?"
"Nothin'. only put some sand in
his mouth. ."-lIarpcrs Ba2ar.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1892-06-09
The Atoms" Low Rate Excursions 10 the
Worldc Fair

worlds Fair,
The management Of the Chicago and
Alton Railroad has decided to I1ln A num-
Der OF low rate excursions during the
coming summer from all points on its
llhcs TO chicago and return. in order to
allow everybody an opportunity to visit
the site OF the Worlds Fair and see for
themselves what wonderful progress has
oecl nlade IN the construction of the
DuiidlUS? ana preparation of the grounds
The rates VIII 'bes row" enough to be
within the reach of all.
PACltIC RAILROAD TIME TABLE.
WESTWARD.
NO J., Day EXprcss... Arrive :0t p. m.
Leaves 1 pop p.lu.
NO. 3, Through Express, Arrives 12:-
u a. m Leaves - :2S IN.
No. ., Local Passenger. Arrives II 80
p. IN. Leaves 2.Ij pm.
No. 0, Texas Express Arrives 2;lO am.
Leaves 10 u. IN.
Freight, carries passengers. Leaves 9:2j
a. IN.
EASTWARD.
NO. !, Day Express. Arrives 2:iO pm.
Leaves , 30 pm.
No. 1, Through Express. Arrives 2l0
a. m. Leaves 2;1Oa "A. m.
No. 6, Local Passenger Arrives ]: 20
Leave, / 40 p. m.
Freight, carries pas cngcrs. Leaves 40
y. m.
Local passenger train. and run be-
tween st. Louis ana Kansas City. Three
sections OF night train east. Texas ex-
press, No. .. has Lhruugh chair car via.
Lexington branch. Free reclining chair
cars on all through trains.
LEE ANON EIEANEu
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1892-06-09

Countryman-Whats the good Of all
these stone pavements?
City Man-Up town the pavcmcnts
are to accommodate the crowds who
wish to stand and gaze at the shop win
dows. Down town the pavemcnts arc
for tho convenience Of draymcn who
wish to unlOad.-N. Y. Weekly.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1892-06-09
Couldn't stand the shock,

Carnway-l suppose you have killed
your man, Cholly?
Cholly-Yaas. paid nah valet In
full lawst week and he dwopped dead.
-Truth
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1892-06-09
"Combativeness, perhaps"
SO Doubt Thoro .IYns,

Five-ycar-old Bess Ceiling of the med.
icine she had talsen)-And took some
compulsion of cod liver oil, and
Mrs. Fangle-You mean "cmulsion, ~
don't You, not compulsion?
Dess-Wcll, think there was some
compulsion about it. - Detroit Free
Press,
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1892-06-09

Miss Redbud-Ny mother tells me,
colonel, that you are a great traveller.
Col. Alpenstocli-lcS, Miss Rcdbud.
Since the war have done little el,r.
Miss Redbud limprcssively)--I pre-
sumo that was what started you otf.-
DIclI
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1892-06-09
seeking for Rchcarlng for holland.

An effort is being made in the Grim
inal division of the state supreme court
by the attorneys of ex-Statc Treasurer
Noland to secure Il rchcaring. The
pected tn dispose of the motion ON that
lay. This division of the court keeps
close up with its work, and cases are
never left pending lcng.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1892-06-09
The Royal Road,

"Grigslaw Is it possible that man
of your caliber is going into the saloon
business"
Ssh! I'm going to run for alderman
xtelection, Guggins. Chicago Trib-
unc.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1892-06-09

Shc--IIow did she happen to marry
him?
Hello told her ho was worth a mil.
lion in round numbers.
She-And?
Ie-Thcy turned out to be ciphers. X
Truth.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1892-06-09

Matthow-We've got a stuffed eagle
nt home.
Frank-That's nothing; there's a real
live hawk that comes and stuffs himself
with our chickens every wecls.-IIar-
per's Young People.
The state republican. (Jefferson City, Mo.) 1871-1896, 1892-06-09

plaze, mum, I'd like to hov
n lool,in-glass IL LII kitchen.
Mistress IN practical housewife)--,
Keep the tinwarc well secured. Mary,
and you won't neol one, Judge.