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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-23
Revised CatechisIn for Working
men.
By y. l.. BELLMAN.
Respectfully dedicated 20 MIR. Stevenson.

BY 8. L. BELLMAN.
Respectfully dedicated 10 Mr. Stevenson OF
Littsburg, author of former "Catechism for
Workingmen" III 1888.
Mckinley bills for the high tariff mills.
Pinkerton pills for the workingmen's ills
@. What is tariff? A. A tax.
Q. What is high TARIFF A Robbery
of the many for the benefit of few.
q. What is the Mckinley bill? A.
A special law to create millionaires out
of the iron manufacturers.
q. Why does Mckinley desire to
make milliOnalreS out of the iron man
ufacturers? A. Because they contrib
ute largely to the Republican party,
favor a monarchicai form of govern
ment, like to live in castles i'll Europe,
build million-dollar monuments Ito be
kept up at public expensel hire
Pinkerton physicians, etc., etc., all of
which takes great amount of money.
q. How are Pinkerton pills taken?
A. They are never taken; always
given.
@. What is a Pinkerton physician?
A. \ practitioner of new school of
medicine, founded by DR.. Pinkerton, of
Chicago.
@. WHAT is DIR. Pinkerton's form of
treatment? A. By Pinkerton pills.
.. What are Pnkerton pills.. A.
An ounce of cold lead in a brass capsule.
Q. What diseases are Pinkerton pills
especially designed for? A. The OBJ
Jections Of the workingman to having
his wages reduced under an alleged
protective tariff.
q. Who are they given by, and how?
A. Pinkerton's pills are injected into a
workingman by special physician sent
out from Chicago for that purpose: gem
orally by means of Winchester rifle,
but any large gun will do; Al caliber
are considered the best size.
q. Who are the Pittsburg agents? A.
The Carnegie Steel Company (Limited)
at present.
., What is the high sheriff of Allie
gheny county? A. A nonentity.
Q. Who acted as the adviser of this
nonentity in the. present trouble? A.
Chris Magee, who would a national
chairman be.
q. Who was his chief deputy2 A.
State Senator Bill Finn.
z. What is the antidote for Pinker-
ton pills, which are nearly always fatal?
A. Vote the Democratic ticket for a
tariff for revenue only. All tariff over
that is putting more power into the
hands of the manufacturers to grind to
death the worBingman.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-23

it assumed to protect them in the enjoy
ment of fair wages. They realized that
the protection was only for The mine
owners. who, secure from foreign com-
petitions. and supported by the lsnowl-
edge that they could take their own
time in.4importing and breaking in new
men, unitedin lowering the wages of
their employees.
Moreevers what does our Quaker city
contemporary mean by admitting that
a removal of the tariff from lead ores
would result i'll "a reduction in the
price OF ores?s" Is it not a part of the
Republican creed that protective duties
do not increase the price paid by the
consumer for articles produced in this
country? Then is it not rank hereSy
for the Press to admit that removal of
duties would ''surely be followed" by a
reduction in prices? The Press is in
danger OF having its Republicansm. as
well as its intelligence, questioned.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-23
is DONNELIY A TRAITOR ?

1t really looks like it if there is any
force of purpose in the solemn deciara.
tons of his party.
He did offer to allow the Democrats
to name four of the electors on his ticket
on condition that they also Endorsed
his candidacy for governor. 1t is true
that he not only acquiesced, but that he
urged it with pertinacity.
Six months ago, the secretary of his
committee says, it was resolved by the
party that ''any man who advocates
fusion will be considered party traitor,
and will be denied all rights in the Peo-
pies party"
VIII the committee of the Peoples
party now ask for the proofs of this
offer of DoNNELLY to fuse Oh himself,
and. if proven, take him off the ticket
as traitor? Or will it permit the charge
TO stand, and prove itself a party of
fraudulent pretenses?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-23
Pennsylvania's Labor Troubles.

81. LOUIS IOStDlSpatcn.
It's strange fact that Pennsylvania,
the center of the American system of
protection has suffered more from later
difficulties than any other state in the
Union. Every demand made by that
state for special privileges has been
made OH the ground that the PenIsyl-
Yania workingman needed the special
care of the government, and in no case
has the Keystone state failed to get
what she asked, and yet, in spite of it
all, chronic war prevails between Ia
borers and capitalists. between those
who earn and those who accumulate.
So far, as can be discovered not dollar
of the wealth gained by the operation
of law has found its way into the work
ingman's pocket. III the most highly
protected state the .earnerS of wealth
are not only excluded from the benefits
Of privilege, but are obliged to fight for
what they earn-not always with sue
cess. II the proof of the pudding is in
the eating. then. Pennsylvania ought to
be the most raDfd anti-protection state
in the country.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-23
IDAHO CITED IN EVIDENCE

IDAHO CITED IN EVIDENCE.
While other Republican papers are
Straining their column rules in frantic
effort TO prevent their inconsiderate
Democratic contemporaries from drag
ging politics into the Homestead affair"
that hide-bound high-protection g. o. D.
organ of monopoly, the Philadelphia
Press, has been making diligent effort
to drag politics into the Idaho disturb
ances. 1t is difficult to see how such an
effort could be expected to assist the
cause of the party which assumes to ey-
ercise protectorate over the working
man. but the foolish Press rushes in
where more astute partisans of Repub-
licanIsm fear to tr, d Speaking Of the
course of the Idaho union miners previ-
Gus 10 the outbreak of armed hostiiities.
the Press says:
In their effort 10 seek revenge upon the
mine owners they had signed and sent peti-
tons to congress urging that body to remove
the tariff from lead ores, regardless Of the
fact that reduction OF the duties on such
ores would surely be followed by large i'm
portations from Mexico reduction il, the
price of ores, and consequent reduction in
the wages of miners.
And so it transpires that these pro-
teeted miners were a-weary of high tar
if protection and petitioned for its abo-
lition. The plea of the PHILADELPHIA
Press that they were animated only by
spite and desire for revenge is too alb
surd for serious consideration. Men
who are fighting against reduction of
wages and who confidently expect to
win their fight and return to work are
not likely to let spite influence
them to a certain course if they
believe that course detrimental to
the interests of high wages. The
Idaho union miners who petitioned for
a removal Of the tariff from lead ores
undoubtedly did so from conviction
that the tariff was failure in SO far as
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-23

WHAT convenient thing is the tight little
island over seas in pinch. If hard bargain
is to be driven with lot of workmen; if one
of their organizations is to be driven to the
wall and smashed, it simplifies matters much
if the responsible head is over i'll England
and cannot be reached, and the home author
tiles can only enforce his orders. A couple
OF years ago. when the New York Central set
out TO crush tie organization of its employees,
DEPEw set the screws in motion and skipped
ont forEurope, leaving the workmen the con-
ISOLATION OF The thought that if CHAUNcEY
were only here this would not happen. Now
it is CARNEGIE who plans reduction of
wages as the prete1t for pulveriZing the
Amalgamated Iron and Steel Workers asso-
citation. leaves FRICK TO carry out the details
ana goes over to England TO regale English
ears with his opinion that the tariff million
ARE of this country is to be accounted for on
the ground that lin economic matters the
American people are unexampled fools.''
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-23

The Chicago News Record says with UNI
usual perspicacity that This is season of
great political unrest. Portents of coming
change alright the timorous party leaders,
and it is all that the holder spirits can do III
many places to keep their forces in line
There is distraction and uncertainty in every
direction; new elements have appeared IN
the political situation; nothing is really clear
except that the party managers on both sides
are disturbed and more or less AT sea- The
Homestead affair has disquieted the Repub-
leans much more than they are willing TO
admit 1t will hurt them not only i'll the
manufacturing states, but also in the West
ana Northwest, where the third party was
already menacing their supremacy Fusion
III Kansas and the prospect of it in other
states is adding to their anxiety"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-23

ONE very encouraging aud significant midi
cation Is the rapid formation of Cleveland
clubs al over the state and the demands
made on the state central committee for
speakers to address them. The secretary is
Kept busy hunting for speakers to meet the
requests. 1t shows an interest and a faith
that augur lively. aggressive and success
fnl campaigu
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-23
Human Nature.

There was sign upon fence;
The sign was Paint"
Ano everybody that went by,
Sinner and saint,
Put out finger and touched the fence,
And onward sped:
And, as they wiped their finger tips,
1T is they SAID.
Music and Drama.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-23

1T HAS been something of surprise how
Prof McCLEaRY, with his economic views
could seek and take a Republican nomina
ton for congress. A recurrence to the Min
neapolis platform explains it, That advo-
Gates tariff which will compensate for the
difference in labor cost between this and
foreign countries. The professor is too well
grounded not to see that. if this is sincere
Northumberland he has right 10 assume it
is, although he and everybody knows it is
not-the resulting tariff will be not even
revenue tariff So ne can take Republican
nomination without doing violence to his
convictions. Possibly this explanation is a
little strained, but it affords a convene mt
loophole
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-23
New York to the Rescue.

New York World.
The worlds fair is in serious danger.
The senate, moved by aspirit of almost
incredible hypocrisy, has passed the
Sunday-cIosing proviso If the house
does not strike it out. the managers OF
the fair will be forced either to refuse
the s5,0O0,000. which they sorely need,
or to consent to rule which will Grip
pie the enterprise and deprive it of the
best part Of its usefulness.
What is the house going TO do about
it? What it ought to do is plain enough,
if it has the interests of the great ma
tipnal enterprise at heart, and has not
the fear of fanaHeism before its eyes
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-23
FOR PRESIDENT
GROVER CLEVELAND.
FOR VICE PRESIDENT,
kClA! E. STEVENSON.
POLITICS AND THE WORLDS
FAIR

The Milwaukee Wisconsin affects to
believe that IF the Democrats had any
chance of carrying Illinois in November
they knocked it into Chcage's Sinking
river when their representatives in con-
gress voted against the proposed apprO-
priatlon for the worlds fair If the
Wisconsin knew rs much about Illinois
politics as it doesn't know about good
many other things, it would never have
adorned its columns with this delicate
expression OF opinion. The worlds fair
Is not a political issue, and is not likely
to become such. But in the altogether
improbable event that Chicago should
show disposition to hold the Demo
cratic party responsible for the defeat
OF It's appropriation, the effect would be
TO materially increase that party's
chances for success in Illinois, instead
of lessening them. There is in Central
and Southern Illinois strong feeling
Ofresentmenta against Chicago's assump-
ton that she is all of Illinois ard big
part of the rest of the earth. This re-
sentiment has been intensified by several
Incidents connected with the world S fair.
For instance, on the original vote in
congress to locate the fair, several
Southern Illinois members voted for st.
Louis, and we're forthwith subjected to
the most violent abuse by the press of
ChicacO. The constituents OF these
congressman supported them Loyalty,
and roundly denounced Chicago's pre-
sumption in considering that every con-
gresham elected in Illinois is elected to
represent Chicago. As result of this
controversy, both Chicago ard its big
fair lost caste in Central and Southern
Illinois. Moreover, the smaller cities
and towns and villages of Illinois began
to realize more forcibiy than ever that
the universal tide that was setting to-
ward Chicago was draining them of
both wealth and population. Illinois
has no desire to be ''one-town" state"
either politically or commercially speak
ing. 1t is probable, therefore. that the
worlds fair is III less favor in the great
er cart of Illinois than it is IN almost
any other part of the country. And if,
as q result OF the defeat of its worlds
fair appropriation, Chicago should
again attempt to play the role of dicta-
tor in Illinois politics, and should decree
repriSals on the Democratic party for
the action of the house, the effect
would be an overwhelming augmenta-
ton of the Democratic vote in Illinois
outside of Cook county. But of course
Chicago is not going to do any such
foulish thing. Our Milwaukee contem-
porary will pardon our observation that
il is talking through It's hat.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-23
On Their Travels.

Special to the Globe.
NEW YORK, July 22.-Mrs. C. P. Rose of
Minneapolis, leaves tomorrow on the
Aurania for Liverpool at New York hotels:
Minneapolis-C. Jordan. Metropolitan; f.
Adams. New York; E. 7. Meakle Murray
Hill; A. Z. Page. Sturtevant, St Paul-P
o. Daily. Morton house; W W Thomas.
Grand Union; II. Sternberg Marlborough.
Duluth-F. siarsden. Gedney; G.. j. Aikens
Hoffman. Nor,hfield-W. Pringle, St Denis
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-23

THE Dispatch. July s.. lit CHE Republi-
can party will be called upon TO convince
the country that this bloodshed lat Home
stead is not the resnl. of the arrogance and
indifference of those who have grown all
powerful through The wealth which the III.
dustrial system of this country has aided
them to accumulate
The Dispatch, July -: Among the in
Vulnerable false moves made by the Demo
cratic representatives since the game of
presidential politics opened, there is none
which has been SO lamentablv short of re-
suits as that taken TO place the responsibility
for the Homestead homicides on the pro-
tective principle as embodied in national
legislation by the Republican party"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-23

TIE Milwaukee Sentinel exhibits altogeth-
er to much heat for the season over the latest
apportionment bill of the legislative districts
the WALL-ASDsRsoN gerrym ander." as it
terms it. AT this distance it doaslook as
if the Democrats had made mistake; they
should have made one of ex-senator CAM
ERoN's "judicious apportionments
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-23
Watterson's Elixir for Exterminat-
ing Idiots.

Courier-Journal-
Don't everybody speak at once. The
next handy shanked, bow legged,
knock-kneed son-of-a-Iog we catch talk
Ing about what did not occur at Chicago
we will send him by express. and at his
own expense. bottle of our elixir for
the determination OF idiots, which is
warranted TO take the kinks out OF
red-head and the freckles out of a SNUG
face. and the dog in general out of a
uam'd tool, upon IA slight application,
the lead pencil is particularly cautioned
to beware, with big b.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-23

TRAVELLERS assert that there is in India a
species OF crow which necessarily calls in a
loud, shrill note exactly resembling the
human voice in loud laughter What re-
lief 1t would be to some of our alleged hu-
morists to sally forth into the lonesome In
dian wilderness and lecture to good-sized
flock of these crows.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-23
Versatile.

Upon the tennis court she'll play
In flannel shirt and blazer,
And when he cries the score is love,
The fact will scarcely please her.
But later, on the evening sands,
Oh. Cupid tool. the sinner,
She'll play another game of love
And then he'll not be winner.
Cloak Review.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-23
No Piutocrat

In summer mondays much he loves,
Upon the grass to lie.
Regardless of the stirring. world
That madly rushes by;
And from his grassy covert there
The blue expanse to scan
And yet he Is 10 millionaire,
But just q hired man.
,= New York Herald
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-23
Too Much.

Why did the maid refuse to wed
The man she said she would.
Was II because. he was not kind
Or everything that's good?
oh, no. 1t was because. alas!
This would-be erring blood
Did tuck his necktie in his shirt
To show his diamond stud. -
-Clothier and Furnisher.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-23

THE tariff has nothing to do with wages,
agree all The organs of protection now since
the Homestead affair. sThey have to- There
is nothing else 10 say. But if it has nothing
to do with wages. what has it to do with? 1t
isn't for revenue only because that is Demo-
cratic. II must be for somebody. If hot for
the wage-earner and not for revenue, it can
only be for the manufacturer. But then
where goes all this preiense about protection
of. American labor?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-23
MEN AND WOMEN.

Miss Adeline Nj. 1rlSOn retireS from
the Cambridge (Mass.) corps of teachers
after fifty years of service. Such rec
OrdS are rare, and as golden as they are
rare.
Mr.. Gladstone dotes on tea. but wants
it made by his wife. Mrs. Gladstone,
of course, is good cook. Did any man
whose wife was poor cook ever be-
come great?
Sir Arthur Sullivan having so far re-
covered his health to be able to attend
Wagner opera. is considered fairly
convalescent, and is receiving no end of
congratulations.
Chester Alan Arthur, son of the late
President Arthur, who resides rather
regularly in Paris. is handsOrne-lOok
ing young man, much resembling his
father in appearance, and about thirty
years of age.
N. Paderewiski. during his stay in
London, has been forced to observe the
strietest incognito. The affection of the
nerves of the right hand. which caused
him so much suffering at the end of
the season, has happily been cured.
Miss Emma Bradley. of Chicago. has
founded a mission school at her own
expense in the slums of the city. She
makes her home i'll the rear of the
school room, and shares her food with a
number of poor people, and at her own
table, too.
EX-Gov. Ames, of Massachusetts, hav
ing been honored with LII. ID. degree
by Brown university, frankly admits
that he doesn't know why, unless it is
because he once studied year in that
institution. Perhaps it was because
Massachusetts has exalted AmeS.
e 10
! the Greenback and Farmers Alliance
leader, is genuine one. He enlisted
as private in the Second Iowa infan-
/ try in 1861, and three years later was
! breveted brigadier-general OF volun
teers for "gailantry on the field" He
was elected to congress OH the Green
back ticket in 1878 and again in 1881.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-23
VAGABOND VERSELETS.
Tunbled.

He thought the hammock just the thing
To pass u pleasant minute,
Until one day he CHANGED to spring
Aud found he was not in it,
New York Evening Sun.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-23
The Noblest Work.

The nobiest work of Gods an honest man,
To other wer Ks n greater. ruling brother: -.
Well pleased, He paused, His crownipg deed
10 scan
.sEnough.'' Thought He. It'll never make
another,
joieed,
And III their secret hearts felt exultation,
While this idea every Ego voiced.
TIL have no rival now throughout crea-
tion,'
New York Herald
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-23

BALTIMORE woman with a husband of
her own has been sued for stealing the hus.
bands of two other women. This only illus
trates the ancient belief that some women
would steal the smallpox, just to keep an
other woman from having it.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-23
uonaY,s WEaaHE.,.

WASHINGTON, July %. = For Minnesota:
Occasional showers; southeasterly winds.
shifting to westerly: cooler by Sunday morn
ing. For Wisconsin: Showers during Satur-
Gag afternoon or night, preceded byfair
weather in eastern portion; southerly winds;
warmer in east portion. Fer Iowa: Gen
eraliy fair and warmer; southerly winds Sat
uriay; cooler. with local rains Saturday
night or Sunday. For North and South Da-
Eo;a: Occasional showers during Saturday
afternoon. or night: winds shifting to west
eriy; cooler by Sunday morning. For Mon
tana: Generally fair; westerly winds; cooler
i'll east portion.
GENERAL OBSERVATIONS
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF AGRICuLT
IRE. WEATHER BUREAU. WASHINGTON. July
-, 6::> p m. Local Time. S p. II. 18th Merid-
ian Time.--Observations taken at the same
moment OF time AT all stations.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-23

If THE Cleveland clubs will send to the sec
Rotary of the Minnesota Democratic associa-
ton a list of their officers and members, he
viii put them on his lists for the reading
matter he has and is getting.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-23

The man with white elephant on his
hands is an envable position compared with
Kaiser WILLIAM, who has thrown out his
hook i'll the North sea and caught the whale
which opera bouffe located there.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-23

IT is asserted that Mr.. GLADSTONE speaks
on all average $50 words minute That
would be 1900 words an hour. gig, 800 words
day and 7S,S40000 words year. No wonder
the old man is considered great talker.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-23

1T HAS leaked ont that the sultan of Moroc-
CO is more Liberal to foreign diplomats
than any other potentate in the business, and
PAT EGAN will probably lose no time in ap-
plying for transference to Tangiers.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-23

HARRITY is the chairman of the Democratic
national committee. There is something in
the name which suggests that he will make
the acrimony of the campaign very pleasant
for the other fellows.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-23

The Minneapolis convention. mindful of
that terrible disaster of 80. declared that the
Republican party was in favor of a tariff
which would equalize the difference between
the labor cost here and abroad The
tariff on pottery and sloneware is 25 per
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-23

Is THE course of an average waltz per
son travels three-quarters of mile. A girl
can waltz sixteen times or twelve miles in O.
bail room and not feel it. but just ask her 10
walk few blocks about the kitchen stove
and you'll realize how delicate and fragile
she Is
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-23

CLEVELAND jumps on the dead force bill, ~
is a Tribune-at the head of lake navigation
-headiine. This is tough on HARRISON and
the Minneapolis convention, who declare it a
very live bill
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-23

PEOPLE who wonder at the long-drawn-
ouiness Of British elections forget that the
point of the victory would be entirely lost
on the average Englishman if arrived at too
quickly