The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-13
BRIGHT BITS.
NJ vxRwr much enjoy bwaIns, you know. !,

81 vxRwY much enjoy bwains, you know"
"AhY" replied the young woman. do you
mean TO eat or 20 think witht"-WnshtnotoR
Star.
tion)-H How soon will the train start. conductor,
Conductor-I'll start on time to-day. l amt
got much appetite.-New York Weekly.
NEW BoARDKR--W Where is your mother, Bubbyt
She said she was going to soow me a room.
Bubby-Mom will be here soon. She's up In
that room a-warmin' the thermometer.-Good
heEs.
CLIENT well-sn--what is your charge in
Lawyer-It depends, madam. althogether
upon the advertising get. Is yours newspa-
per caseg-PItck.
ANXIOUS Farmland so, my son. you really
think you know more than your father!
Young Hopeful-Sure. You said yourself
that you couldn't teach the umpire how to play
base ball Boston Post.
snow. let's see" said the playwright, you
want play with one star part and"
"One star pArti Sixteen, my dear sir. forgot
70 tell you-this play is for amateurs, 4" returned
the manager. Brooklyn Life.
LARKIN-I have a great deal of correspond
ence to do, and it tires my hands greatly.
Bunting-Why don't you use typewrtterf
Larkin-lf did, people would find out how
badly spelL-Smtth, Gray & Co.'s Monthly.
GUssIE-Don't you think 1.-THE Man Without
Country is just as sad as It can 6ei
Tessie-Ye-es, It's very sad indeed. But
think the country without man would be q
great deal sadder. don't youf-Boston Post.
DRUGGIsT Ito newly hired boy)-Here Johnny,
you do not appear to be busy. Just take these
sponges out of the basket and soak them.
Johnny-Not much. l engaged to learn the
business, not to work the paw nbrokers. Puck.
PoIlT1crAx-Yes, am trying In my quiet way
to feel the public pulse as regards"
Voter tired Of the pump-hRnde exercise
How can you feel the public's pulse when you
are shakingits blamed arm offs-chico1o Trio
une.
"HAs that lady who called on your mother
mo, and she won't 20 for another hour"
How do you known
Because she Just got up from her chair and
said: 'Wen.I must go--goodby. '"-NetO York
Press.
Mrs. SPLEENEY-They say it's an Ill wind
that blows nobody good What would you
doctors do were IL not for stckneSsf
DR.. Bolus--!Ah, there you make . great mis-
take, Mrs. Spleeney 1t is the people who think
themselves sick who enrich the doctors. Boston
1TonScrtpt.l4sa - aozt 331s ge45 d3i
Mr. PRosPEor HYTzs---I hope this, scheme
for the consolidation OF the two cities goes
through.
Mr. Murray HiT-Whye .1yi,e BOA
Mr.. Prospect Hytes Then when / go out Of
town can register from New YORK without
lying.-Puck. 4fl4
THERE was donkey with bray
That was respec ed miles away.
Wiener be kickedhe always found
victim lingering somewhere round
Some Borrowing man was sure to feel
The fierce conclusion Of his heel
Come, learn, 0 man, and learn it quick,
From him, just when and where to kick
-Wdshih0ton Star.
DocToR--If your husbands hiccoughs don't
stop very soon. madam. he'll be dead man.
There is only one thing to be done He must
be startled out Of Ihem1 Can you suggest any
wayp t74
Anxious vie ttheughtfully)- Il might tell him
that l had decided not to order that new silk
dress.-CLoGk Reutetc.
my HUSBAND received a note to-day in a wo-
| mans han writing"
did you open tY'
II did not. And what is more, left him by
| himself to read it at his leisure"
Don't you worry over tS'
''No, but l CUES he does It was from my
| dressmaker. "-Net0 York Press