The Middleburgh post. [volume] (Middleburgh, Snyder Co., Pa.) 1883-1916, 1892-04-14


hipner mish-mosh g'shoit. Sc hen
a crosse bolidix convention doh
HOT der onner dawg un noach der
onvention hen so en- banquet g'hot.
fcl wore invite un so en- program we
q g'hot hen far sell essa husht doc
n dime dawg un des lRves net z sana.
je nawma fun dale fun la socha os
@ g'hot hen far cssa how ;ch gor net
esa kenna. aver SO hon amohl dri
orta soop g'hot: noodle. Doodle un
oodle; derno hen Sc about en- dut
ent sorda grumbeera g'hot. Ae
OFT wore uffs bill gadrucked "Dau-
,hine potatoes" Ich hob g'maned
ler drucker het en- mistake g'mauch-
d un het en- "u nj greeked onshtots
n IN, un far ena visa os ich aw
bbes farshte fun Latin, hov ich EN-
eger g'sawd are set mere fun sella
pamphine potatoes gevva, un der
o hen Sc mich fun dish do wella.
)erno hen Sc dri sorta boy g'hot (:
anberry, cranberry un jamberry.
AVER sell wore net oil. Sc hen OLA
orta wi ghot. Ae sort hut grawd
schmocked we EN- Mike Blotner 81
ider. Sc hens sham pain g'hpsa
ch hob Sc g'frogt eb Sc kens fun
Ter rpla olda sort Hawsa Bal1ick
[e6f fr-bree hetta, un Sc hen en- bud
llet full grawd forna on my deller
'ohtelt un ich hob amohl nj ga-lash-
d h gooder ord. Gil sin de gsicEter
Pm adish room mere bakont warra-
|ne noach EN- onera un ich hob
mened ich ware widder o1nich
~ olda friend ON Hawsa Rlrrick
owore determined far EN- shpeech
RGocha un endlich hen Sc mich don
1E n galust. Kernel, husht doc in
III lnva en- asel fun dere gmauch-
0/n hushts net g'wist ? Well won
1oo net husht don konsht doc cor
not henka we ich now feel. Ich hob
Bn' hpeech g'mauched un in meim
Boc1 hoy ich tsu feel wore-heit
s'saNd vega bolidiX un Sc hen mich
;htuppa wella. De result wore en-
ecbt Seller detective WOO mich in
ie Jail g'shtecked hut is uff cooma
ar nich dishtera. lch hob enc Dom
Ter hols greeked m hob enc g'sawd
u nawma ware Billy BiXler-ler
oesht friend os ich in der wcldt het.
We my gooder freind woo mere essa
sevva hut we ich gatramped hob,
ssu mere cooma is far mich hame
hemma hoy ich eme anes hinnich's 5
ink ore ga-lonked os are bartzel-
pawm iyyer der dish nj g'folla is.
Was es weider gevya hut vase ich
let, aver der naixt morga hov ich
mich i'm lookup g'tunna, olles blood
ca, init tswa shGna bloa awga, en-
laws os we en- fousht un es link ore
'usr & shifted. Ich bin tsu der con
lusion cooma os de kusht tsu shtar-
ick wore far mich on der conven-
ion.
On nine uhr is der detective cooma
IN de deer fun minera ben uff-
'shlussa, is nj cooma un a pawr
land cuffs Gus sine sock ga-tzooga.
'Doo wild selly net on mich do ~
lov ich g'sawd.
"Certainly."
"Ich hob net gmardt p
'poo finsht GUS"
Now, Kernel, ich hob in meim
mya net feela my hore sich ufl' shtella
Dis dessa mohl. Ich hob nix onish-
ers gadenked, so we dare detective
lwgonga is, os ich het ebber dote
s'mauched in meim soof un mist
low henka.
We mere i'm Squire 81 office cooma
lin hut are g'sawd
"Gottlieb Boonastiel, stand up
What is your name ?"
''Doo hushts yo yusht g'sawd."
"What is your name ? Answer
my question"
"Gottlieo Boonastiel."
"Where do you reside"
''Wo ich my hoot oh men,"
"What have you to. say to the
charge of drunkenness and disorder,
y conduct. Guilty or not guilty 2"
'sGuilty !" hut ebber g'sawd hin,
aich mere. Ich hob room gagooked
an doh shtaid my friend hinnicl
nere WOO ich de nocht derfore iyvel
Ter dish nj g'shloga hob. We icl
sana hob ware es wore bin ioh il
my nitz g'folla os we en- doter mensch