St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-15
SUNRISE SIGNALS.

few days since negro was burned alive
in Texas. Last Sunday night colorel girl
was brutally han yed to tree in Louisiana by
mob. just this Kind of haphazard and re-
Voting punishment is popular i'll Darkest
Africa, the country to which earnest preach
ers direct our attention. and incidentally the
contents OF our pocketbooks.
The Chicago Mail thanks heaven that sit is
beyond the power of the aldermen to give
away Lake Michigan and it might con-
scieutiously have added, "or Chicago
river"
Gen Alger is wise in attempting to shift
his candidacy from his war record to his bar
rel
The impossibility OF Blaines candidacy
will be more perceptible after than at any
time previous 10 the Minneapolis convention
The anti Donneily men appear to have
sprung cryptogram on Ignatius.
Saekeloth and ashes are not only appro-
pirate to Lent but to the deluge of tariff talk
now flushing the lee scuppers of congress.
Just as an Eastern physician had patented
new and powerful narcotic book of B.
Harrison's speeches appears Oh the market.
Still, competition is the life OF trade.
susan"
well, Cyrus
1.-The man who invented bone and pearl
shirt studs greatly curtailed the necessity OF
a woman around the house.
"True. And, Cyrus. that reminds me that
the man who invented the typewriter greatly
eurtailed the necessity of husband Come
again.
When Blaine was sick,
Our Benny a smile would wear;
When Blaine got well,
The devil a smile was there.
Jav Gould is in Mexico. and SO is Cara.
Both being naturally aequisitye. they may
sympathetcally drift together, which would
be bad lhing-for CARA.
''Why are all those people rushing out of
that building?"
ITS afre"
'.Oh, that accounts for it. | thought at
first some one was attem pting TO sing TIA
IA, boom der Il.
The first founders have appeared in the
New York market, and interest in the presi-
dental campaign is fast dying out.
The United States are not spelling for a
fight. On The contrary. the United States are
not spelling at all, but steadily improving
year by year.
Will DIR. George L. Miller of Omaha please
forward diagram with all future political ex-
plaE ations?
Stern Justice is sadly hoodwinked when the
author of Annie Rooney goes to jail, while
the man who wrote Comrades continues to
eat pie.
York jury For man who according to
Prof John l.. Sullivan. has wheels i'll his
head. y the service must have been extremely
monotonous.
Unlike Mr.. Cleveland Senator Hill goes
South unaccompanied by gun and man
sees some very funny things when he hasn't
got gun.
Henry WatterSon is one of the best talk
ing editors in the United States, and. what
is better, his eloquence seldom percoates
through his hat.
All, there. Salisbury, it's your mover
A Denver man has gone insane over an un-
expected raise in his salary. This should be
a solemn warning to employers.
This Behring sea trouble is a good enough
war scare until after the convention.-B.
Harrison.
Celorado's new paper, the Watermelon. is
said TO be real juicy.
Paderewski was recently presented with
silver laurel wreath by his Boston admirers.
A pair of nickel plated clippers would have
been more appropriate
tt is significantly limited that Emperor
William would better pulyerlze the rum
power instead of the czar.
senator Hill is not the only active peliti-
clan whom the free silver question has
stricken with lockjaw.
How does it come that all good Western
men, happen to be Democrats this year?
The compressed air of Chicago is as moth
ing compared TO the distressed air in con-
gress pending the present tariff debate:
man may be unlucky in life, but when
he dies they often let him in on the ground
floor
If it be true, as rumored, that young Blaine
intends to IRE marry" his parents should
look to it that the poor youth is not again
1nyeigled into matrimony."