Iuka reporter. (Iuka, Miss.) 1888-1894, 1892-05-05

The sleeping-car porter is always
satisfied with his quarters.
The shallow man should never
wade IN beyond his depth.
TIE New York Grant Monument
Committee is undergoing its regular
spring breaking up.
Now THEY say Mrs. Frank Leslie
!. Heeks divorce She has probably
found her new husband little Wilde,
A NEW parasite which infests paper
money has been discovered, yet thou.
sands Of people are still taking
chances.
CHICAGO is the place for attitudes
and it's neck-and-neck race for the
stars between the buildings and the
gas bills.
1T Is disheartening to learn there
are several million barrels of oatmea
IN this country that must be eaten az
soon as possible in order to meet
existing emergencies.
WARD MACALLIsTER says there are
only $50 persons Of the highest fash
ION In New York. There used to be
400, but perhaps the others have gone
I out to Sioux Falls for divorces.
TIE great coal combine has taken
IN some very wealthy stockholders,
but the whole aim and object is to
; take the people in, just as many an
other monopolistic scheme has done.
The English language is now more
generally spoken than any other by
the educated world and should be
made the language Of science, as
Latin once was, and French came to
b later.
GENsURE and criticism. never hurt
uybody. II false, they can't hurt
ou unless you are wanting in manly
character; and If true, they show
man his weak points, and forewarn
him against failure and trouble.
COMPLAINT has been made that too
much money is spent in keeping our
Indians alive. Some time ago, it
will be remembered, this nation was
spending good deal more money for
actively engaging in not keeping
them alive.
If any rich man In these DAYS is
setting any better example to mill
ionaires than John d. Rockefeller.
just mention his name. Mr.. Rookie
teller doesn't expect to trust all his
beneficences to courts and admins
TRAITORS
The latest play of the so-called
emotional order is entitled will She
Divorce Him." 1t is assumed that
the denouement depends entirely
upon whether he will continue to
abuse her confidence and spend her
income.
IT would be relief If the political
cartoonists Of Puck, Judge and SIM
liar publications would quit labelling
their caricatures OF well-known pub
lie men. 1t looks as if they had no
confidence in their own ability to
draw q recognizable portrait.
THERE Is trouble in Washington
because the German minister hangs
bis washing out in his front yard, to
the scandal Of passers-by. The astute
diplomat is tring to combat the cur
rent belief that clean linen and for
eign noblemen do not go together.
WHAT is the best way to get along
with your husband?" was answered
by society lady, who simply said:
Feed the brute" Right you are,
madam; stop feeding him and you
WOulu nave 10 get along without
him.
The songs Of revolution are the
songs Of the whole world. The French
won't sing the "Wacht am Rhine"
but the Germans roared out the MAR
seillaise" under the Emperor's win
dows, nor once thought that it was
the national air of their traditional
enemies.
WE begin to see reason for Chi
cago capitalists building their blocks
80 big and high. Burglars recently
carried of stationary engine with
several tons Of plumbing, and were
going back for the building, but con-
cluded to wait until it was fitted up
again.