Ceredo advance. [volume] (Ceredo, W. Va.) 1885-1939, 1892-03-02
WOMEN seaoAss.
Tho rsby rroves the Key That Uniochs
Human Nature.


There are some avocations In which
men succeed better than women. but
this does not hold true in tho profess
sion OF begging Women make moro
successful bcggars than men because
they appeal morc forcihly 10 the sym
pathy of the public. What can be
more fetching than tho sad. haggard
face OF suppoSod-to-bc starving
woman holding in her arms weak.
helpless. Innocent baby
Ay. the baby IL the key that unlocls
the hearts aud purses aud sends tho
coins rafting into the tin cup Tho
! bcggar-man by his sex Is handi-
capped lie can not employ the strong
/ est NJ all drawing cards. "A baby. And
SO whiic the bcggar-woman woos and
| wins fortune with only n sorry face and
n little bundle of ragged clothes through
/ which the public may discern the wan
and punched features OF baby. the
bcggar-man must. IL he would become
a strong competitor for business. 60 to
the expense OF purchasing hand-organ
or something equally as attractive,
! Furthermore. he must placard himself
| IN manner To excite the sympathy OF
the public. The fact that he is blind or
crippled or deaf and dumb must be her
aided To the world. Sometimes these
printed efforts To awaken sympathy
would bc almost amusing IL the subjects
| treated were not SO painful. One of
| Chicago'S hand.organ players displays
the following notice
| Always night every day. Ladies' ana gentle.
men am poor blnd man who loot my sight
| bN dlSA-c known a. small pox. Forget INC
not
! Another who seems TO have forgotten
that life is short aud that tho people OF
today want everything i'm a condensed,
uoi'cd-down form bulletins the story of
| his unhappy condition in the following
proljN manner:
Nouvc IN Cod trust often think % my
| l.urd bee Heaven Dear friends ! ann poor
hlnd man, and through this world travel
Ntcihrpu. sisters, aud friends. ladies and gents
como here to ask you 10 help me. 70 YOU please
VIII i7' so thnukful 20 YOU viii help mo. O.
b think ui Your cNcsi ~ is sad 90 uc blind Help
] nr oho tod viii help YOU ~ ia "a pityi Ten
years nrl lost my sight by being accidentally
/ shot Dec ., is'l. while roiug 20 school what a
/ PITY u B. Pity the poor blind man. dear friends
c''n mot anor for myself though IN heaven
above uo niiud have sight Tho poor blind man.
/ William Perry.
But one who notes the amount of
business done 10y tho aims nslScrs soon
learns that a bcggar.man with a hand.
I ~ SUI NlAiA HAhNN everything from
Sweet By and BY To Johnny Get
/ Your Gun, and placnrd with whole
columns OF tender. touching pathos ON
II can not compete with bcgyar- wom-
an whose entire sympathy working
paraphcrualia consists OF n sad face.
ragged clothed aud borrowed baby
Chicago Tribune
Parasites and Cannibals -"Can any
one In this class give definition OF the
word 'parasitc%" asked the teacher
There was no response and she pro-
cecdcd 20 define IL herself "a parasite
is creature that lives on is fellow
creatures Now, remcm Der. children!
what Is q parnsitc?" Aud n little boy
with thoughtful. Emersoniau east OF
couutenancc stood up and said; ~
parasite Is canuibal. Chicago Tri-
bunc.
Rocks are disintegrnted by minute
animal organisms as well IA 10y atuos-
pheric agencies Prof VIM. O. AZ.
water says IL is well known that
/ plants OF the higher and lower orders
growing on the surfaces or Ia the fis-
surcs OF rocks. tend 20 disintcyrate
them by the action OF acid or other
secrctions, as well as by mechanical
means.
-Tcnnyson was first moved 20 write
verses according 20 some special in
formation the Boston Globe has recent
ly obtained when sixteen years OF are
and upon Sunday while staying home
from church Tho attempt was sug-
gested by some one else rs "A means OF
occupying his spare time The task
was undertaken. so the story goes and
with such success that the youth was
encouraged to try further
Mrs A.--What did Charles have 20
say about the thcater last night? Mr.
a. Not much OF anything, except that
the house was papcrcd Mrs A.
Mercy! Paper the house while the per-
/ Torrance was going on? should
think IL must have been very discourag-
ing Mr.. At was-to the box-onice
-Boston Transcript
Chicago Mani want 90 change
my order for a linen buster. and order
fur-lincd coat " Tailor-'Y sir. moth
ing wrong sir?" Chicago Man-"Oh.
no have just moved into a more
northern part OF the city Clothier
and Furnisher.
lie Played His Part Front Rank-I
had 20 laugh at Quiclsstep in the sham
battle Rightwbeel-Why? Front
Rank When he was killed he said,
20 death, where Is thy sting2"-N. Y.
/ Herald.
"A Gentle Manager "Do you
/ believe in spirits?' Mem Ter Of the go. "
/ ~ ui "a 10. but it's 50 long since Two
seen u ghost walk that I'm begin
I ming - prOy EkeuticaI - Eroolflvn
/ Eagle.
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