The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-06-26

proving conclusively that a woman without
vote, bat who is a very woman, can In
tiuence the world more than one who
glories in being able to deposit one ballot.
POINTERS FOR WOMEN VOTERS.
have small opinion of a woman who
only controls one ballot, unless, indeed, her
acquaintance is limited to one man then, OF
course, she has done her BEST And l must
confess the woman voter does not evoke my
admiration as does the woman who is not
visible at the polls, but who, as the darkies
say, LAYS low and cbews poke-root" and
pulls wires. The small hand that controls
the keys of typewriter or of piano, or
even the heart of man. is stronger
power in politics than twenty voters
We reek in politics nowadays, and If
there was only some soap made guaranteed
to wash them so that, like the sinners, they
might be whittier than snow there would be
great demand for it. However, we are
having torchlight professions. and each one
OF US feels that great glow of enthusiasm
that is only evoked by a TRANSPARENCY
lighted by two tallow dips, and German
band playing the Star Spangled Banner"
To the real patriot it doesn't make much
difference in whose interest this procession
goes-she, the female patriot, feels that 1t
is for some good cause, and she stands on
the street, risking pneumonia, and having
the sort Of time that she expects to get In
heaven.
By-the-by, what's your opinion of par
rots9 Is there no protection against thenl
The etfete east does not seem to know how
TO down them, and can't the protective
west come forward and protect a long
suffering nation from them? There ought
to be law against their importation. One
may love animals. and yet draw the line at
a mule or parrot as DAILY companion.
a nd of ha
earnest objection TO being awakened at
o'clock 10 the morning by the indescribable
voice of the gentle parrot calling
Mamma" or heaping curses
on the head of some unknown
personge l do not consider the parrot is In
the line Of decency. He is not beautiful to
look upon; he is base and mean in his NOR
ais; and If you were in the depths of agony,
he would be capable of yelling out.
Whats your jagp Ihave always thought
that a woman who would love a parrot
would be capable of marrying a creature
who wore freckled shirt, red uecktie,
and whose name was Clarence, aud she
would call him "Reny" for short.
WHEN TO BE LEFT ALONE.
In everybody's life there come moments
when one wants to be alone. This is impos-
sible with a parrot.
If you are a politician. you want to bs
alone " hen you just miss what you are aim
ing for.
II you are a woman, you want to be alone
before you put your makeup on.
II you are a small boy, YOU want to be
alone after you have been warmed up by
maternal hair brush.
IL you are big boy you want to be alone
to congratulate yourself when you have
gotten up the courage to kiss pretty girl.
II you are messenger boy, you want to
be alone to count your tips.
II you are at sea, you want to be alone
when that funny feeling, which isn't sea-
sickness, o, dear mol comes upon you.
II yout are on land, you want TO be alone
in the morning when YOU have had too
much to eat or drink the night before.
If you are in love, you never want to be
alone-you want your hearts love beside
you through tue sunshiny day and the
starry night. and the consequence is that in
in three months time, you are dead tired Of
the adored one aud you want to be alone.
II you are en- editor, you want to be alone
at this very moment without even an in
terruption from Bah.