The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1892-07-07
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.
Love is the only thing that will pay
en- per cent. to both borrower and lend


Love is the only thing that will pay
ten per cent. to both borrower and lend
er.
"A pup, recently born in Americus.
Ga, has only one eye, and that is in the
center Of its head.
= Patsy Sears, of Howard County,
Indiana, aged 10S, has been 8 Church
member 100 years. q
The combined debts of all the ma
tions in the world amount to more than
s3O,OOo,Ooo,ooo.
= Early Risers, Early Risers, Early
Risers, the famous little pills for constis
patton, sick headache, dyspepsia and ner-3
yousness.-Wilhite & Wilhite.
= Paradoxical as it may seem, all You
have to do to suffocate frog is to put q
stick in his mouth so he cannot shut his
jaws.
- Edward Mcdonald, of Allentown,
Penn, owns or did sown dog which
weighed but four ounces when twas FIVE
months old.
A Milan (Tenn.) man, few days
ago, traded his wife for three yearlings, q
one.half acre of bottom land and half an
acre of timber land.
Bright people are the quickest to re-.
cognize good thing and buy it. We sell
lots of bright people the Little Early Ri
sers. If you are not bright these pills will
make you so.-Wilhite & White.
Two rain companies in Kansas are
making contracts with the Counties Of 4
that State, at 5000 County, to produce
from one to two inches Of rain.
He-"Have you heard?" She
"What?" He-"Miss spinster is going
to be married7" She-"Oh, yes; I have
heard that ever since I can remember.. !.
= Jerseyman-I want to buy q brush.
Drug Clerk--Tooth brush Jerseymail
Nav! What would I want q tooth
brush for9 There isn't any hair on my
teeth?
Mrs. L. R. Patton. Rockford, H.
writes: "From personal experience can 8
recommend De Wits Sarsaparilla, q cure
for impure blood and general debility. .''-sS
Wilhite & Wilhite. p
"A Chicago man recently saved his
life by carrying roll Of 100 dollar hills
in his vest when q bullet came that way.
Yet there arepeople who neglect SO siIn:
pie precaution. s. s..
There are PSI religious sects or de-
nominations in Great Britain. This emu
meration counts all the Plymouth Brsth.
.ren, of whom there are five distinct bod
les, as one sect. So
IF dull, spiritless and stupid if your
blood is thick and sluggish; If yonT ap-s
petite is capricious and uncertain, yonI !.
need Sarsaparilla. For best results take
De Witt's.-Wilhite and Wilhite. ~
= There are thirty.seven hundred and
fifteen places in the United States ofone
thousand inhabitants, and these contain
forty-one per cent. of the whole pepnls-
ton. 5 z, u
A monkey in the Philadelphia Zoo
tried to commit suicide by cutting its /
throat with a, piece of glass after his
mother had whipped him. he made q
frightful cash before his.mother took the
glass away. .s
| = It is fixed and immutable law that
| to have good, sound health one must have.
pure, rich and abundant blood. There is
no shorter nor Surer route than by g.
course of De Wits Sarsaparilla. wv ilhite.
e. Wilhite.
"A double -bodied lamb has made it's
appearance in Pilot Knob, Ind, and is
owned by Alexander Richtie. It's head
and neck are perfect; bat attached to the
head are two perfect bodies, which have
two sets of legs. 81
A couple of months ago Philadels &
phia woman bought rustic table made
of the boughs of some tree from which
the bark had not been removed. A few
weeks ago the table began to throw out!
green sprouts and soon after the whole
table was in full bloom.
1t is truth in medicine that the
smallest dose that performs the cure is
| the best. De Wits Little Early Riserss
are the smallest pills, will perform the
cure, and are the best.-Wilhite & Will
hite. t
- The size of and the distance to hell
is one of the problems over which @. A.,
| A. Taylor, D. D., has been puzzling his
brain for many years. Asa result Of all
this study, Mr.. Taylor has come to the
conclusion that hell, hades, gehenna, the;
inferno, or sheol, is vast lake of fire and!
birthstone, exactly ifty.two miles beneath
| the earth's surface. He has also figured
that it is larger than has been generally
supposed, his deductions proving that it
| is 554, 100000 cubic miles in extent. Mr..
Taylor is financial agent for the FloridsI
African Methodist Episcopal Conferences.
We truly believe De Wits Little
Early Risers to be the most natural, most
effective, most prompt and economical
pill for billiousness, indigestion and in.
active liver.-Wilhite & Wilhite.
1t is printed that Mr.. M. z. Boyer.
a we'll known Pennsylvania poultry
breeder, claims that, aside from the msat
and egg, ducks are valuable on the farg
for their manure. 1t is of the ricksst
quality and ranks next to the hog manure.
For gardening purposes he finds it excel