New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-08-04


literary friend OF the Listener OF :" The BostA
Transcript remarked TO him the other DAY Win
sigh "Its no use: shall have 10 give
in 10 pants II Is signs, In Advertisements.
IN 1ewspipr:s: Ii has got complct" ioouns
in commerce. wOs,c than that, the people use 1t
10 such extent that to them any other word Is an
affcctaton. We've already put on our vests; NO
might a. well don 'pant,'!' l. lie right 10
lc sure it /. Che.te, himself who OF fashions
In VOID, a, OF fashions in dress: lie not the
first to pui item The las. to put them or;
bu evidently hire is case where one would be To-
cined t, g. agans Che>craelds rule, and to be the
very last man to replace trousers with pants.
Oh --sanford-Crr pastor has cour.pla>ter on his
nose today. DO Won know what Is fie matter with
Merton-Ie 20; hnIt In low dive at C"ncy Island
.amfoii-oh Metcn. do not believe it!
Merit 4 but IT., trne. lie tried to dive deep 81
low Tile and scrapel his on the stOnes.-tsmth.
Gray & co.'s Monthly
Few people piol ably know the origin Ct the phrase
Garden 81 the Gods applied 70 the regions about
Hanit0u Col. II Is thrs given by correspondent
OF "Tae Boston Transcript: one day beautiful
woman came riding TO the spot. and was delighted
with the appearance of the beautiful garden belonging
10 tw, negro servant, OF southern proprietor.
.What are ycur name, - she asked them.
MIS- u.s. the repy. we il named Jupiter and
juno" ~Ch. then- she said. with ready Wit. this
Hunt jackson who did much TO make iani'oa
ia,nous aud who va, buried at Cheyenne Mountain.
ten miles away.
"Oh these tNi,ty In-anI-ou and doubled over
streets Of Io>ton!" .id chicago Vi,i'or, now
does find the way should think you
would have t. take branie,t men for streetc car
drivers ."(BO-ton Tnn>crip.
\ la!y ,ummerine in the Cat,kills writes 81 over
heard the following Dialogue in an upper hall OF the
hotel In which am staying this morning:
.Chambe-ma-.-laven'; YOU been here a week this
morning. sir
~>cu-.ylci gentlema II any business OF yoursf
~cham,crmaii ,quletly,-I asked = T. know stoat
changing your bed linen. sir.
since hotel guests are requested Ia report any In
cvllity IN part Of servant. consider II ONLY ialr
IN ihr ~ human beings. 10 give an occasional
glimpse of the ether side. Ny experience convinces
me tInt very few servants who are treated with dig
nIfed Kindness give occasion for complaints OF Incl
Witty either in hotl or home service
When man takes or hi, linen collar and dons
,1l,i and nut, on a ,iif Eirt with high collar. you
nav know tia, the hot weather has come.-(Grand
Rapids Democrat
The Christian Unlon,- wTiting on the subject n
country road Improvement. pays weldeserved com
nlm.nt to Chaunccy b. Ripley. Ii. d., OF Wcstheld.
\ J. Dr. Ripley has labored for many years for
the good cause of road reform with tongu" ana pen
and hard ci.h. II /, owing IN no small degree 10 MS
nulllc-,piited effort, that many of the Nc"Jcrsey
road, have become good rs % meet inc pese "a
uectation, The Christian Union says mat ne nas
plonted -lms and naples enough along the side"siks
~ his WALLACE to reach from his residence 10 me
III. I'm the civ OF New-York, Naturally, DR..
pin.v,, fellow citizens Of westfed are saying JUST
now that he Is just the man for one OF tne com
,nIs.ioncrship, provided for I'm the National Highway
bill
LADY, wish to get "A birthday present lot my
ti~rk-IIow long married.
Iadv-rcn years. -. ,~z vo..
,Irrk-Barsan counter, 10 the rght.-(New-iorS
Weekly.
Thar. = n eouri,lIlng Old Bachelor Girl Clnb," n
r,dwater Mich Sometimes an Old bachelor MEM
her gets married. and then all the other members 70
mark How sad 20 and wonder If their turn VIII c'no
next.
prown-l shan't go that eating house asan:
rhev nave mighty poor milk; not particle OF cream
" ross they than make up 70, IT, how,
ever BY the very LIBERAL amount Oh cream III ncr
tccr.-t Boston Transcript
Denver COLI now claims 10 have the finest hotei
M Garth This -eems like oohardy flying In the
lscc Of Chicago bnt We have noticed lately mat
D,,ver is inclined 10 do business it own hook on
The ground that II Is something Of n town itself
The Death Of a Lion la'ncT.-'i Wiz.
Yary how terrible The poor man WAS torn hme
Wary~Lor bless Us. marm. and men 50 scarcc'-
Life.
Mrs Peters. Of Buffalo has published httle o"A
entitled \ Century Of Presidents II Is IN verse;
name, tho President, in their order and gives some
thing about their administrations. Here Is one Of ,e
last
Arthur was the twcnty-frst
Then Grover Cleveland came
And eighty nine brought Harrison,
The second OF his name
II Mrs reiers had postponed the publication OF her
wor,, for little say until after the 9TH day OF next
November she might have added TO II four more "
teI~~,ing lines. 10 wit:
In '03 Hen. Harrison
Elected again,
For Cleveland and the traders fce
TO beat him tried In vain.