The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1892-09-10
The NEWS" TURN NOW.

The "NEWS' TURN NOW.
1t seems now that the new plan Of get
ting relief and reform Is TO nix things &c
that the Republicans will have an ever
lasting cinch on the government.-Atian-
ta Constitution.
The only reform the Democrats ever
seriously attempted was to disrupt the
Union.
Every time Tom Reed gives his silk
surcinge hitch the Democrats involun-
tarily dodge.-St. Paul Pioneer-Press.
They dodge, but not involuntarily.
They are watching that surcingle, and
they know their only safety Is to dodge.
They dodge voluntarily.
There seems to be nothing left for Sulli-
van TO do TO make his downfall complete
but TO run for President on the Demo-
cratic ticket. Worcester Telegram.
That would stain the high Office too
badly. The Presidency is sacred,
1t would disgrace constable's berth.
The lesson taught by the strikes at
Buffalo, Homestead and the mines OF
Tennessee, should not be barren OF re-
sults.-Southern News
1t is not. Already it has been shown
that American workingmen are the best
paid on earth.
Did anybody ever catch q rainbow p
Boston Traveller.
No, and the only pot of gold that was
ever found at a rainbows end Is the one
in the World building, New York. And
no one knows when that pot OF gold Will
disappear or where to or how 1t will be
used.
Mr. whitney has put Senator Hill In
political quarantine. - New York Re
corder.
Yes, and he will stay there for more
than twenty days. After election Mr..
Whitney will be quarantined and go
into political oblivion.
Boston now only has its beans and It's
culture to brag about. Westward the
star of empire takes its way.-Woonsocket
Call.
Well, let it take. so far as pugilism is
concerned. The Pacific coast is wei
come to the champion.
Trustworthy Republicans out of job
must be few In PROVIDENCE, r. l.. when
the administration has to appoint a
Woonsocket man to the Office Of Inspector
Of foreign merchandise for the PBovI-
DENCE custom house. Worcester Post
They are few. And RHODE ISLAND
Is too small and too homogeneous State
to feel any sectional jealousy.
It Ia time that q meeting of the Demo
Gratis OF Newport was called for the pur-
pose of organizing for the Presidential
campaign. Newport Herald.
There may be some amusement in it,
but not much else.
Mr.. Blaine's latest effusion makes it
plain that President Harrison might have
saved himself the trouble of writing had
he waited twenty-four hours. River
Globe.
Hardly. Republican doctrine is a
good thing and there cannot be too
much exposition of it.
Now that pneumatic tires are found of
so much service, 1t Is suggested that they
BE- brought into use OH wagons in the pub
lie streers.-Newport News.
Too costly for general use. Might do,
though, for light carriages.
The Fall River operatives seem inclined
to put in a rude request for some of that
increase OF wages which the Mckinley
statisticans have been figuring out-on
paper.-JournaL
They have the undoubted right to the
request. But the Journal should re-
member that the Fall River operatives
have already enjoyed considerable ad-
vance.
On the whole the "straws" furnished
by the fall elections thus far do not seem
to indicate that the political wind is
blowing very strongly IN either direction.
Journal.
If whole straw stack, flying through
the air in bulk were to hit the Journal
man probably he'd tumble. Single
straws are certainly plenty enough, and
they all blow Harrison way.
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