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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-05-19
ton, Utah will be fairly well represented
in the great show.
THE FARCES. q

When one witnesses the ludicrous &C
and calling themselves Republicans and
Democrats PUoK's ejaculation is instinct
lively repeated. A few Liberals who were
told off to play the part met yesterday in
what they were pleased to call a territorial
Republican convention. Some day in the
near future another platoon of Liberals
who within the past few weeks have been
marked and ticketed by their masters to
pose for the occasion will assemble in what
they will designate a territorial Democratic
convention. The two farces having been
played the curtain will drop and the actors
will go forth to their legitimate call
ing. They will be neither Democrats
nor Republicans; will believe in the
principles of neither of the parties
named, but will be simply Liberals, hat
ing Democrats and Republicans alike,
working against the Democratic and Re-
publican parties and voting only Liberal
tickets. These people, under the direction
of their bosses, are going through this play
with no other object in view than to de-
ceive the Republicans and Democrats Of the
nation, and that is why one repeats what
fools these mortals bel" Each of these
Liberal conventions will send delegates,
one to Minneapolis, the other to Chicago,
where admission and recognition will be
demanded, as if the Republicans and Demo
Gratis who will be in control of those great
gatherings are either ignorant of the local
situation or are willing to commit a
great wrong by denying recognition to
to real Republicans and Democrats in
favor of men who are openly fighting the
old parties at every election and on every
day in the year save tie one on which they
are assigned to duty as Democrats and Re-
publicans. Of course no notice will De
taken of the Liberals at Minneapolis or
Chicago. The conventions to be held in
those cities next month will neither of
them be Liberal. They will be Repuh-
lican and Democratic gatherings, and they
will receive and welcome the duly &C
credited delegates from the Republican
and Democratic parties Of Utah, closing
the doors against others who may present
themselves with certificates reading that
they are believers in and workers with the
parties one day in four years.
After all these farces, ludicrous as they
are, may result in some COOS. Being
turned back by the great political conven-
tions, and told to return home and become
Democrats and Republicans before asking
utilization with people of those faiths, per-
haps some of the misguided Liberals who
are permitting themselves to be used and
abused and placed in false attitudes by am
bilious, tricky and INSCRIPTIONS bosses
may get sense and courage to escape from
the spell under which they are moving;
perhaps few may become Democrats and
Republicans 36J days in the year. If So
good will come where evil was intended.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-05-19

WHILST MANY of the public men of Con-
gress have thought fit to combine against
the nomination of CLEVELAND, some of the
most admired have stood by him with un-
wavering fidelity. Among these is Hon.
WILLIAM L. WILSON, of West Virginia. In
a recent interview he says:
In my Judgment and observation, Mr.. CLEvE-
LAND is the one man who can unite most of the
opposition TO The Republican party The i'm
mense and steadily increasing number of
voters at the north who stand somewhat de-
tached from either party are zealously for Mr..
CLEVELAND. Everywhere have heard men
say; IF the Democrats nominate CLEVELAND
will vote my first Democratic ticket
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-05-19

The Syracuse convention will be in skillful
hands, and it is well that it should be so.
for if misdirected it might do CLEvELAND's
cause more harm than good. If wisely
handled, on the other hand, the delegation
it will send to Chicago cannot fail to exer-
else powerful influence, whether on or
off the floor
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-05-19

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THURSDAY, May 10, 1892
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-05-19

PUBLIC INTEREST has begun to revive in
the May convention of the opponents in
New York of the machine politics which
resulted in what is known as the "mid-
winter convention, last February. It
will meet in Syracuse the last of the month
and will have 76S delegates, l2S of whom
will represent New York city. 1t is proba-
BILE that JOHN D. HERMAN of Utica, son of
the venerable ex-senator FRANCIS HERMAN.
will be the temporary chairman. Among
the delegates will probably be ex-Secrstary
FAIRcHILD, ex-Mayor GRACE, ex Corpora
ton Counsel BEEKMAN, ex-Minister Straus
E. ELLERY ANDERSON and Colonel ROBERT
G. MONROE of Governor Flowers staff.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-05-19

IT LOOKS as though the desperate attempt
Of FORAKER to retrieve his fallen political
fortunes in Ohio by the grand stratagem OF
pitting JOHN SHERMAN, his ancient foe,
against HARRISON, has turned but to be q
flat failure. FORAKER wants to get SHER-
MAN out of the Senate, for reason which
may be guessed.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-05-19

WHILST IT is true that the two-thirds
rule is a tradition in the Democratic party
in the nomination for President, for thirty
years the usage has been, as soon as
candidate receives majority, to unite the
party upon him.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-05-19

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Hoods Pills cure liver ills, iaundice, bill
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The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-05-19

AMONG THE prominent names mentioned
for governor of Idaho on the Democratic
ticket is that of j. M. BALLANTINE, late
member of the legislature, an old-timer and
well known ranchman snd stock dealer.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-05-19

PHnADELPHIANs ARE called on to lament
the failure of their mint appropriation just
as the jury brings in a million dollar YER
dict against the keystone bank But then
Boss QUAY is fourishing like q green bay.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-05-19

"HoLMAN IS right" says the Cincinnati
Enquirer. at takes all the money this
Congress has to cover the deficiencies Gre
ated by the last Congress-"
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-05-19

SINCE BLAINE has taken to peanuts, may
we speak Of him as gouber- material can
didRte?
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-05-19

THE HOTEL proprietors didn't have to lay
in a supply Of new cots to accommodate the
Tuscarora Republicans.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-05-19

The GEoRGIA watermelon season must
be somewhat backward, as we see the
Democratic convention yesterday was not
entirely harmonious at Atlanta
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-05-19

If BLAINE can't make use of an dlibi at
Minneapolis, let him try the insanity
racket.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-05-19

ALMOST AS soon as Colonel GARzA's
revolution stuck its nose out of the
chaparral where it had been so long hiding,
it fell q victim to the fsr-reaching Iariat.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-05-19

THE PRESIDENT is getting another out
ing. He should get himself used to it be-
fore March 4, 1898.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-05-19
ARE Won GnlNG FAsT2

If so, call at 200 Main street, Salt Lake
city Do not FORGET the new limited train
service via Rio Grande Western. Through
Pullman palace sleeping cars to Chicago
without change: tourist sleepers, etc.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-05-19

The finest of lotions for chapped hands
and lips, rough skin, pimples, tan, ETC.
Makes the skin soft, white and smooth.
Elegantly perfumed. Only % cents at
druggists.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-05-19
UTAH WEATHER TODAY.

Continued warm, fair weather.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-05-19

Silver -.............. ............. S75E
Lead 20
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-05-19

SILVER AND LEAD In NEW YORK.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-12-18
TAYLOR Surprises Post 157.

A genuine surprise was sprung on Post 157
last Thursday night. After the meeting
was opened q commotion was heard ut the
door. The alarmed comrades were much
relieved to find it was only Comrades Frank
and Sias. of Post Isl. The new corners quietly
seated themselves as though on q regulation
visit, but close observer could see twinkle
in their eyes. In moment the Guard an
nounced Department Commander Taylor
and Senior Vice Departments Commander
Russell. The boys Of l57 thought it was some
job pat up by Frank and Sias, and were
much amazed when the Department Com
mander, whiskerS and all, marched i'll Iol-
lowed bv tho bsaming Senior Vice.
. The visitors were greeted with grand
ovation by the comrades of 157, who had to
acknowledge themselves completely beaten.
Speeches were made By the visitors and by
Comrades Patterson, Ben.ou=h and Nell
vaine, and jolly evening WIS spent. One
OF the features OF the meeting was the pres
entatiou to the post of an elaborate picture
of the handsome Quartermaster, Comrade
II. l. Hoburg. Commander TAYLOR WIS here
on business and decided to give l57 u little
surprise party. He left for the East Friday
morning.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-12-18

The Grand Army Day Committee met in
Council Chamber yesterday afternoon.
President John D. Mcfarland reported his
appointment OF the committee of five which
is to draft plan for the work of trying to
secure the National Encampment of 1894 for
Pittsburg 1t is composed or Comrades
John D. Mcfarland, Chairman. Thomas G.
Sample, W. o. Russell, r. J. Coll and A. II.
Jones. On account of the Importance of the
work on hand iE was deci ed to call an
early meeting of the new Grand Army Day
Committee, and January 81 was the date
fixed upon.
There was long debate on the question
OF increasing the representation on the
committee from each post to -four instead of
three comIa les, as has heretofore been the
custom. The motion was finally carried
and the new commanders ior 1893 will ap-
point three Representatives instea! OF two.
The increase is deemed advisable OH ac-
count OF the immense amount of work that
will have to be done fthe movement to
bring the encampment here meets with sue
cess. Unless something unexpected turns
up there will be no further meeting oil the
old committee and tho next Grand Army
Day Committee meeting will be on Jannary
q, when the new committee will assemble.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-12-18

would take your coffee without cream or
sugar, father ceases his saving, and in a
voice that implies 81 already know" asks:
Where have you been at?'
You do not notice the Congressional con-
structlon of this sentence, and by your STINT
tering and stammering show that Won are
about to tell gigantic lie. AND right here
is where the Colonel begins to get in his
great torture act, and at every word YOU
utter he tlghtens the head screws on you
until your eyes bulge out to such an extent
that you begin to think that even mother
will guess.
II have been," you falteringly say, cup
on Slack Hill at Johnny Jobson's. "
Checked by PaternaI Love.
Father doesn't call you fabricator, for
you are his son, but he thinks it Just the
Esme, and fires another chunk of wood ot
your head. "What were YOU 6oinro" Oh
If you could only see your face you would
certainly tell the truth, but you can't, and
go farther and say that you went up Satur-
dav for dinner and we're taken i'll, and that
Billy sent for the doctor and the doctor i'm
mediately put you to bed. At this father
leaves a freshly buttered pancake on his
plate and goes out OF the room. But won
have played your trump card on mother
and she begins: 'rMy poor bov, how YOU
must have suffered. Why, can see it in
your face"
And she can see it, too, but she little
knows thai the Colonel is actually kicking
you in the head You tell her that Won are
nll right now, but she is sure your liver
needs turning over, and goes to get you a
pill or two. On her way ont she stops to
kiss her dear boy"-forturately On the
forehead, and your breath las kept your
secret Left with nobody but the Colonel
TO torment you, you reflect for a moment
and in that period resolve q million times
never to do it again. and then start for your
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-12-18

At the early peep Of dawn you rub your
heavy eyes and lift your weary head, and a
love for ice-water, which unfortunately does
not last long, springs up within you, and,
rs Richard would have given his kingdom
for a horse, you viii be equally generous
and offer yours for even drop Of iced aqua
to cool your molten tongue. But there is
none about; so you DO the next best thing
go to your washstand and drink and drink
the half-cold and muddy water that is fur
nished US for the taxes our paterfamilias
pays. After you have succeeded in getting
The cotton out OF your mouth you frd it is
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-12-18
irving TO Deceive Oneself.

suspect
Trying TO Deceive Oneself.
So voa reach for your trousers and the
Fa:niiiar clinG of The silver coin is not
there, AMI ghen you feel AMI find that your
lttle outing has taken all of your fifty or
so. bat ecu are dead game sport and don't
give rap. AZ least you try to think you
doH'; bJ; you do-you know you do-for
al the time you are dressing you will stop
al regular intervals and go through your
different pockets in the hone OF finding a
stray bill; and not finding it you conclude
that You must have played Reuben and
been touched, for you never could have
spent so much on legitimate tea:.
Your toilet finished you take q farewell
look in YOUR mirror and are almost certain
that your eyes will give you away, but YOU
have no tine to bathe them longer. for
breakfast is ready. While you don't feel
like eating you must make an attempt for
appearance sake. So away you 20 to the
flrSt irving ordeal of the dav. The moment
rou step from your room to the hall YOU
begin whistling some bright tune-which
you ieei about as much as a millionaire does
the price OF L morning paper-and when
you enter the dining hall you find mother
and father seated there, and stopping your
whistle you say in voice choked with the
Colonel and lear, Good morning."
The Reception at Breakfast.
Mother, Of course, tries to answer coldlv,
but there is always so much sun in q
mothers morning that it is impossible to
exclude every biz of warmth. You detect
the fact and take courage; but by this time
fathers silence has attracted your attention
and you glance in his direction. There he
sits stolidly, saving nothing and saving
wood, and every minute you expect him to
stop and hurl a big chunk at your head.
Alter you have disposed of three glasses of
water, refused your favorite breakfast
ham and eggs-and told mother that YOU
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-12-18

Office OF course, mother returns and finds
you gone. but then it is better.
The Wreckase at the Office.
You meet the Office boy at the door. He
looks at YOU for a moment and saws: "My,
what dandy you must have had" You
remark something about his being fresh,
but he is an Office boy and has as much
right to be in that state as a spring vegeta-
BILE. You pass on to the cloakroom, doff
your hat, and exchange your street coat for
an Office one; and on your way out to your
desk you run against your fathers partner.
81 left an order on your desk Saturday
afternoon at O'clock" he says, "with
written instructions to have it filled imme-
diately, and come here this morning and
find it not attended to. How do you ac-
count for it %
You don't tell him that you sneaked away
on the afternoon mentioned at o'clock, but
say that the order must have blown off your
desk, and that you will see toit right off,
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-12-18
All MAY Ha.n.

Editor G. A. r. Column, Pittsburg Dispatch:
DEAR SRI see by last sundays DISPATCH
an effort is being made to have the National
Encampment held in Pittsburg in '9l, anu n
committee is being appointed to see that all
posts in the county send delegates to a
meeting to be held early in the year. Now
how is it that all the posts in the Western
part o the State cannot be asked to send
delegates. Surely tney have the question
as much at heart as any post in Allegheny
county, and would do a> much to have the
Nntiona! Encampment held ut Pitts burg
and much good could be accompli shed by
ali posts sending delegates.
A CoNRADE.
In answer to the above it NAV be said that
the aDpoin.me or delegates from outside
the county on the Grand Army Day Com
mittee would be impracticabie for obvious
reasons, but the Grand Army OF Western
Pennsylvania will doubtless be heartily in
Vitcd to assist i'll this project and first
class way i'll which the assistance may be
rendered will be provided.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-12-18

IN your pock e {,
started out with the
firm resolve of do
ing the town, and
before you reached
your dear old home
found that time had
had on a skate with
you, and the dawn
of Monday morning
was the next thing
on the programme?
If so, then you
know what it is to
waken to sober
m o N ents with a
trip-hammer h e ad
and Colonel R. E
Morse tor q com.
panion.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-12-18
A CoERADE.
Random G.. A. r. Shots.

ANOTHER proposition was read at the meet
ing of Post IS last Tuesday night.
The reception of General, j. .. swcttzer
Post Thursday night WAS Il grand success.
CoMIADE 3. J. COLL, of Post l57, was a Wis
itor at the meeting of Post 2aG Friday night.
PosT g. at last Monday nights meeting, in
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-12-18

THE place to buy fine diamonds, watches
jewelry, silverware, etc, Is where you can
get the best selection and lowest prices, and
that is at NJ. Il. Cohen's. sc Fifth avenue.
Call and see ior yourself. Our goods ana
prices Will please.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-12-18
A DAY WITH RE.MORSE
HOw He Keeps Close at Hand to
AdmoniSh the Erring Youth.
RELENTLESS In BIS DUTIES
And Knows the Value Of the Sudden Re-
pentance and Promise.
WOES IN THE WAKE OF WEAKNESS

rwRITTKN FOR THE DIsPATcH.I
On Saturday afternoon have you ever
drawn an extra fifty or so, stuck it deep down
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-12-18
Troubles Come Thick and Fast.

Slowly drag the weary hours and thump,
thunp, thump goes your head. BY )
O'Clock you are completely PLAYED ont, and
getting newspaper you tilt back your
chair, and with the paper to shield you from
tie rest of the Office, You tall into a freIful
sleep, from which you are rudely awakened
by slap on the back from the office boy,
who tells you that you are wanted at the
telephone. QuakinGly you 60, almost sure
it is lazy COLLECTOR, but recognize inl-
mediatelv the voice of your mother. She
wants to know how you are, and then knocks
the pins completely from under you By say
ing that she is going up to thank the Jobsons
for taking care of you.
You drop the receiver, and tottering back
to your chair, you press your throbbinS
brow and resolve another million times
never to do it again. Five o'clock finally
rolls around, but you are now afraid to go
home, and as you. need a cheering up you
conclude to go to Nelps-you're engaged to
Nell-for dinner. You send the Office boy
to your home for cuffs and collar, and to
tell them that you intend dining out
He forgets that part of the mission,
but you fortunately doH't know it till the
next day; so after spending some time in
primping, if L may use the effeminate term,
you start for Nelrs looking tolerably re-
spectacle.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-12-18

BEFoRE breakfast Bromo SeItzer
Acts as q braoer-loo Q bottle.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-12-18

toe la;e Ter your bah, for you must hurry
ooH n>taiEs, or else father and mother will
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-12-18
BEDROOM FURNITURE
CARPETS

Is as complete the largest carpet house in the CITY,
Rugs, Lace and Chenille Curtains. A very full stock OF
Chidrens Chairs in large variety Ladies Rockers the
largest line in the city.
A WORLDS FAIR SOUVENIR COIN to everv
purchaser of $40 worth or more of goods. Only one
made for each 2S inhabitants This offer closes Ian
uary 1893 When the first issued sold for $1o,-
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-12-18
One Other Trying ordeaI.

They are all glad to see you except Nell
Being Nell's STEADY" she is, of course, put
out al your not showing up Saturday even
ing with the weekly box of bonbons, and
too, from aDsenting yourself from the Sab
bath tea. These are serious offenses, and it
will take some tall prevaricating to square
you You notice her coldness on the in
slant, and getting her over in the spooning
corner you ask her why she is so distant
"Distant," she says "0h, I'm not dis
tant; my, no, and with toss of her head
she straightens up and appears vsrv ice
berg Reaching for her little hand, which
she permits you to take, you say: ooh,
yes, you are; you know you are"
''Oh, no; I'm not, she replies, and, after
several more "Oh, yes's, from you, and an
equal number of ''Oh, nos" from her, you
find you have had time to prepare your
story, and you proceed to give her that old
one about being called suddenly away on
business
"But you might have sent me note"
she says And you tell another and say
you did. and if she didn't get it that con-
founded Office boy of yours is to blame, and
that you will discharge him tomorrow.
This arouses her sympathy for the Office
boy, and she begs you not to, and you, after
much persuasion, promise to keep him on,
and the Office boy never knows what mar
row escape he had.