The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-23
BRIGHT BITS.

scANLoN-why do you object to women
votngY
Breezy-Because they already have the power
OF veto.-Neto York Herald
PAPA" said young Mrs Hunker, won't you
please give George and me $4,000?
What DO you want that much money forY"
We want to build 5000 house. "-Greens-
burg Sparks.
THEY say he is awfully lazy"
81 can't believe it.
why notf"
Because he always was ahead Of his income
New York Press.
I-aw-say, chapDie, heah one Of these
Artists say he had caught an idea"
We'll, what Of it?'
"Ahe the blawsted things contagious9"-
Washington Star.
He kissed her once; he kissed her twice:
He was the happiest OF men,
/ mink he would have kissed her thrice
II papa hadn't come just then.
-HGrper's BdsdT.
No STRANGER TO Observation-Disclosures to
man apparently bunting something) You're a
stranger in Savannah, amt your
Countryman-No; but every blamed man
. I've met to-day is a stranger
Now DOTH the plucky grip spore
Shoot at the shining marx;
He guns from dark till daylight
And daylight until dark.
SEVERE PUNIsHMENr.-First Boy-Do they
whip at your SCHOOL,
Second Boy-No; l wish they did.
First Boy-What do they do?
Second Boy-Keep you in at recess. Street e
Smiths Good Necs.
NoWcE-Do you know how to play roulette2
EXpert-Oh. yes, indeed You put your
money on the table. Another man whirls the
wheel around, then waits until it stops. Then
he picks uD your money and calls for more BETS
1t IS very eXcittng.-BoSton Post
JEssTE-You must be a hard worker, Mr..
Chapley.
Chapley-What makes you think that, Miss
Jessie?
Jessie-George told me yesterday that you
make him tired.-NeW York Herald.
TIL never try again to surprise anybody with
New Years present." remarked Billy Yerger
to his friend Tom Peterby.
Why not?" asked Tommy,
because bought pa q set Of false teeth on
the sly and they don't fit him. "-Terds SifttnOs.
For PENETRATING A CHEsTNUr-The New
Reporter -Ha Ha! I've struck an excellent,
capital, dandy paradox, MIR. Rusher: One of
the hottest countries In the world is Chilel
And Mr. Rusher, the city editor, Immediately
gave him peremptory assignment to visit a
hotter country than even Chile.
SAY, mister, I'm awful hungry, and haven't
had drink for two days"
I'm sorry, said the kind-hearted policeman,
but don't see how can help YOU"
"N Oh can, though. Just lend me your helmet
and coat till 90 around TO the side door Of this
restaurant. ~ dshtngton Star.
OLD GENT (who knows the young mans sal.
aryl-lf you and my daughter could live re-
specially and comfortably on $50 a week,
should not object to the match. But you can't
Young Man-N-o; but my Salaryis SEQ a week
and that added to the $50 week you are talking
about would make 340.-Net0 York Weekly.
BARON FRANCHETTI sent his servant Teodoro
to the railway station to see when the last train
started for Naples. Teodore returned after an
absence of two hours. 'Perdinci, Teodorel
Why, it has taken you an age!''
20 signore, had to wait. couldn't trust
any Of those fellows, and wanted to see the train
start With my own eyes. III Motto per Ridere
HIS CONFERENCE.-THE est Pat, there's a hole
In the roof of the church, and l am trying to
collect enough money TO repair it. Come now,
what will you contributor
Pat-Me services, sor!
Priest-What do you mean, Pat You're no
carpenter.
Pat-No; but if it rains next Secondary DIN sit
over the ole.-Brooklyn Life.