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Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1892-12-29

Patronize home industries. Did You
ever think that every dollar you spend
in your own town is liable to return to
you again with increase, but that every
one yeu spend out of the city has gone
forever? For an illustration you buy a
garment of one of the merchants here,
or anything that is manufactured or kept
in town, you pay them your money,
they pay 1t to their clerks or some other
person, it may pass through many hands,
but sooaer or later it will return TO you
and hat same party may bring you more
with it, but you 20 to st. Paul, Minnes-
polls or any where else, and when you
part with your money you cannot ex-
pect a return. You do not live there,
you have helped make some one else
richer with no hopes of ever deriving
any benefit from their increased wealth.
Stay by your town, buy at home, and IL
your neigh5or becomes rich from your
patronage, he will improve his home and
by increasing ito value be has enriched
yours. fthe merchants do not have
what you want they will send for il.
Let US all try this one year and see what
il will do for US.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1892-12-29
Mortgage Sale.

Default having oueu made M the conditions
OF q certain mortgage mrde, executed ana ae
ltyeTed by Peder Halvsrson, mOrtgsgor, toL
Gross. mOTJgagee, dated the 18th day OF Juiy,
A. ID. 1892, aud duly recorded in the once
Of register OF deeds IN and fof the county OF Day
and state ofsOuth Dakota, on the 9th day o.
July, 1892, at $50 O'Clock, a. IN. in book 70 o.
mortgages, on page 596, conveying and llort-
gaging the following described lands, oelns
and lying in the county OF Day and state %
south Dakota, to-wit: The southeast qusiIe.
OF the n~Orthwess quarter (se4 oinwA ana lne
north half OF the southwest quarter,
(nH Of sw4 : aud the southeast quarter OF ihs
southwest quarter sea Of sws1 OF Seeuoa
thlrty-ihree (S3), township one hundred snu
twenty Tour ttz4j. range dity-fye 80, coptaln-
ing one huDdre ana 5 ky acres more or less
according to g"oFeraGeBt survey.
n whereas, on the 2lst day OF Decsnpel'
A. ID, loy2. said mortgage was duly assigneu,
together with tho notes secured thereby, "
David Williams, which assignment vas on W
2lst day OF December, 1892, duly recorded "a -
The Oilce OF register OF deeds in and for SAT-
Day county south Dakota. in book 3lof NOR
cages Gu page Il.
And Whereas, there is past due and unpaiu
on said mortgage the sum OF s3I.lo anu nv
further sum OF 5000 and interest thereon "
become due October list, 1898, and no proeeeu.
Ings have been commenced 10 collect ssiu
debt or gay part tEe,eoi. 49,.
- lI.-+y@n-. -" Is hT!HNv TYPE -
'l...E >. 30 ErH ? 5lSa,. 70 90 t'NftF'e'
: -. n, .s-r3 .a-. ~ sa- - -I:- iu-suC5 as 49,
aho F~I~f4it&r r5f-, mortgage 81 80 loreS-S-SS
and the above described premises wall DC 81
at public sUctIUu by the Sheriff Of Day couhy
South Dakota, at the front door OF the eo..s
~"sa m -" ~r''lsVe ct 0ahSteF. Lay c2tauss'
SOCf, ID suta. on Une tain aay 49,
A d. 1898, At one O'Clock In he afternoon
pay said mortgage DEBT ard interest shd az
If any besides cost Of this foreclosure lh04V
SI9,gO attorneys ices. III
Dated Dec, 25t8, 1857. r.
DAVID WILLIAMS,
Assignee.
J. II. Lund,
Attorney,
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1892-12-29
A Holiday Triumph.

| heard today Of an original wager
made by a number of Harvard students.
One of them was willing TO back him
self TO any amount that he could eat
forty griddle cakes within three hours.
The others took him up to the amount
of forty dollars, and went to a certain
restaurant on Newspaper row on Co
lumbus Day TO do the feat. Eighteen
cakes were disposed Of at the first sit
ting, then the man went for a walk of
thirty minutes. Upon returning he ate
fifteen more. His stomach tlen rebelIed,
but sever cakes remained to be eaten.
A large crowd had collected by this
time, vastly interested in so unnatural
an experiment. But the Harvard man,
although receiving much good humored
advice, followed his owu line Of expert
m%entation. The chairs were cleared for
a rush to the street at intervals, and he
finished the seven, two at a time, then
three, having eaten the forty in 20
hours. He was living and well when
last heard from. Boston Record.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1892-12-29

The marriage Of George Mereditn's
only son to the granddaughter of Sir
George Elliot is an event that touches
at once the literary world and the world
of society. Mr.. William Meredith in
herits much of the intellectual bright
ness and force of his father, but none
apparently of his fathers literary gifts
al least | do not know that he has been
guilty of so much az a magazine article
OF a poem in q penny newspaper.
He has entered the less howery but
more fertile field of science, and is an
electrical engineer Of good promise and
performance. His best man was a gen
tleman, Professor Vernon Boys, f. r.
s., who looks young enough to be a no
body and yet already Studs, for his
scientific requirements and discoveries,
high among the baldest and most white
bearded of our sayants.- Black and
White.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1892-12-29


The proportion OF farmers in the
state of Iowa to the total population
is very large. In the census year Of
1890 there were 1851 families in
the state, and Of this number 205,.
49, were on farms. There were
144, 69S who owned their farms and
0 ,737 who rented. The fact that
nearly half of the farmers had no
incumbrance on their land indicates
a condition OF prosperity. Real es-
tate purchases and improvements
caused nearly eighty per cent of the
debt on farms and homes in the
state. Omaha Bee,
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1892-12-29
Secret Organization.

The Mitchell Gazette and Rural
ist are having a lively time over a
secret ~orginazation within the indie
pendent party, composed of a select
few in each county. The Gazette
has finally forced an admission Of
such an organization in the state.
How extensive is it and has 1t
reached each county? From what
appears in the controversy it seems
that this society Is a select few
whose duty it shall be to not only
manipulate nominations but to take
a liberal share themselves. No
political party can afford to foster
or tolerate any such organization.
Every man within a party capable
of holding a public position, has an
equal right with every other mem
Der to be acknowledged ina Eomi-
mating convention. To cut of that
right by any secret organization is
to strike at the foundation of poll
teal liberty and ultimately kill any
and every attempt at reform. The
origiaators of such an organization
llet its purpose be what it may),are
open to the most sevre criticism and
the organization, If not disbanded
at once aud forever, will disband
the new party. The Leader will
never sanction secret political or.
CARNATIONS in any party. They are
uncalled for and extremely danger
ous to the popular will i'll conduct
ing government. Think of a man
like Alonzo Wardall being clothed
with secret power to dictate nomi-
nations in a state convention.
What sort of dynasty would such
usage set up. 1t would create .
state rendezvous for a chosen set OF
spoils hunters at the capitol, which
would soon work into the most cor
rupt practices, when the people
would rise and hurl them out. No
man, having in view the welfare OF
the commonwealth, will either JON
or support a secret political agent
for any public position. and until
that organization is ~disbanded, the
Peoples party cannot thrive.-Gro
ton Leader Independent
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1892-12-29
Mortgage Sale.

Default has been made in the conditions Of a
mortgage containing v er OF sale dated Feb.
ruary llth, 1889. uuly re- OTded in the ONCE ~
The register OF deeds OF Ray county. territory
OF Dakota, nov state OF South Dakota. Nav 9Th
1889. in book 20 OF mortgages, page SIS, where.
BY Peter x, Bue, a Single man, murtgagoF.
mortgaged 10 the Northwestern Mortgage
Trust Company, mOTsgsgee, the southeast
quarter OF section lhi5ty- live $50 in roWnship
one hundred and twenty tj|yJ range fry.eigbt
Gol in Day county. sDuth Dakota, w which
default the pOwcr oisaIe has become operative
and NJ action or proceeding at law has been
lnslitpisd 70 recover the debt remaininr Sc
IS csaa*s "a b.. -. .. d, ,.G.-.r. rtt
ArFsfE Il ~ - . ~
.-,~,i,viiCe IS Hsr1 ' yTyr0 ilri v,yfar Of
"a" nawer sid mo~tRs Ee vii % ty--cIo4ed
= -
diJ5 January 23Td. ',gA IT. Tea u.cl0cE A. N.
p D. 'r": t1 b.. ac c.I,t nouse ~ Webster g.,
a. a. ~ psy "a: ,bl, f~ultTls'. atlyfueys i,,s
al d dlsburssusnts "..oEeI ID law.
Dated De~.iJ 1850.
NorEh3es,sru I5rrga4- Trust Company.
ByC. II. Vlnt0u, s~crgtary.
T w, lsaiedge, Attorney,
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1892-12-29

The most surprised man at tne late
Grand Army encampment at Washing
ton was Postmaster John B. Emery, of
Williamsport. When Mr.. Emery was
at the front in 1862 he had a Photograph
taken of himself and mailed to his
mother. she never received it, aud the
picture was long since forgotten. Dur
ing the encampment the postmaster was
naturally interested in the dead letter
Office. There is there a collection of
several thousand photographs that have
failed to reach their owners, and while
looking over them MIR. Emery was as
touished to find his own among them.
By unwinding the necessary amount of
red tape the postmaster established his
claim to the photograph, and it vas sent
to him a few days ago. Washington
Letter.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1892-12-29
Sale,
STATE OF SOUTH DAKoTA,1
COUNTY OF DAY,
In justice Court, before R. A. Frilmer. Justice
of the Peace:
Bruce Sterling
Plaintiff,
VS.,
G. A. Derrick,
Defendant.

BY virtue OF sp execution issued from A ms.
uce court In the above entitled action upon a
uogment rendered and docketed in said con >,
% the lZth day of Apr A. d. 1892, in an ac.
uon wherein Bruce Sterling was plaintiff ana
o. A Derrick was defendant, in favor of tbe
sald p'alntif and against the said defendant
ior tLe sum OF thirty-seven dollars and eighty
cents (s37.s0.) eishty
winch execution was directed and dslivarad
70 me us sheriff In and for the said county of
DAY, have this 22nd day of December A n
IS9Z, levied upon all the right. title and inter.
est Of the said defendant, g.. A. Derrick in ana
to-wit: PAVPei'3'
one bay mare with white feet. about wears
olu, weight about 1900 pounds; one black mar
Welsht abcIt 1000 ponds, about 6 years old
me set o. cubic barnes; ona Lumbar WACO,
Moline T, 2 -.- ~. -
1910 .-,.ier =; ri-1p .'e.-.. ylg VEa,-
~ &C.. '~~."~tF T.uss' H. -; t,-.,,,.
S:SJs.3sG personal properly 10 lie hIghfsI
pIddef ioE cash at pubic Ructlon, atfbe from
uooT or the court house In Webel-T nav
county and state of Soufh nakota. on az Iotb
- ,---J ga, - 49, ,u. ,, -,
O'CLOCK, p. m. C'llEt DAY, % atisfy The ssiS
e. fertionr together wiih interest and costs
IN, con.
ys,ed at Webster, S. D., this 18th day Of De-.
ee-1ber. A. ., Is92.
Henry Serenson,
SheFiH OF Day county, South Dak.
huntington & PaTlInan,
Attorneys for Plaintiff.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1892-12-29


English conservatives and liberals
are astouished at the tendency OF
British farmers toward protection
and bimetalism. At a convention
of farmers held in st James hall,
London, last week, many we're loud
in their denunciations of free trade
and demanded that a duty be levied
upon wheat. English agriculture
has been depressed and practically
ruined by British free trade policy.
SO would a like policy work to the
detrimemt of American farmers
Public Opinion.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1892-12-29
ESTR ".

Whereas, Charles Erdmsn did, on the 29tb
day of September, A. D. 1892, take up two es.
trays which he caused to be duly advertised
according to law by publication thereof and
whereas on the l4th day of November, 1892, ap.
praisers were by me duly appointed TO epprase
the value OF such estrays. and whereas, such
appraisers have made their report fixing the
value thereof at sixty (S6O. GO dollars.
Notice is hereby given tina said estrays W ere
iaken up by Chas. Erdmsn on his farm 81
miles east OF Webster to-wit: The northwest
quarter OF section 30, township 122, range SIS.
ana are described as follows: Two ponies. one
OF them a mare red and white spotted branded
with N with lar across right hip, weight abou
700 pounds, one a horse red and white spotted.
no marks, same weight as mare, That said
estrays have no marks CT brands exec pt IS
above speciged
That the residence Of said Charles Erdman is
upon the northwest quarter of section 33town-
ship ~, range So. in Day couaty. So, OAK,
Dated Nov. 22nd. 1892.
J. II. LUSD,
Justice of the Peace.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1892-12-29

In the year 1890 some human Lones Of
enormous size, double the ordinary in
fact, We're found in the turlulus of Cas-
telnau (Heraultl, and have since been
carefully examined by Professor Kiener,
who, while admitting that the bones are
those of a very tall race, nevertheless
finds them abnormal in dimensions and
apparently of morbid growth. They I'M
doubtedly reopen the question Of the
giants" of antiquity, but do not furnish
sufficient evidence to decide it.-London
Globe.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1892-12-29
THE OLDEST MAN ON EARTH.
He Livea in Bogota and His Age IL
One Hundred and Eighty Years.

He Livsl in Bogota and His Age Is
One Hundred and Eighty Years.
The oldest man in the world is a
citizen Of Bogota, in the republico of
San Salvador.
This new Methuselah declares
that he is $50 years old, and it
would seem that he flatters himself
for his neighbors give the assurance
that he is older than he says he
is.
He is a half breed named Michael
Soils, whose existence was revealed
to DR.. Louis Hernandez by one Of
the Oldest planters in that locality,
who as a child knew Soils as a GEN.
tenerian.
They have found in the year 17l2
his signature among those of per-
sons who contributed t @ the build.
ing of a franciscan convent which
existed neal Sebastin.
His skin is like parchment, his
long hair, of the whiteness of snow,
envelopes his head like q turban,
and his look is SO keen that it made
a disagreeable impression on the
doctor.
Intercepted by the doctor lie an
swered complaisently that his great
age was due to his regular mode Of
living, and to his never giving up
to any excess of any sort whatever.
II never eat but once a day." said
he, ''but ! never use any but the
strongest and most nourlshing food.
My meals last half an hour, for !
believe it is impossible to eat more
in that time than the bodycan di.
gest in twenty-four hours. l fast
the first and fifteenth day of each
month, and on those days | drink
as much water as | can bear. | al.
ways let my food become cold before
| touch it. IL is to these things
that | attribute my great age"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1892-12-29

South Dakota cast 7,I97 votes
less this yoar than in 1890, taking
the vote on governor as a basis.
Gov. Sheldon received a plurality
of 1880, Harrison electors a piur-
ality Of 1876, Harrison OF j. lacked
7o5 votes of having as maay as
Cleveland and Weaver combined
Fusion didn't fuse by a very large
-~-:-.itv
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1892-12-29
WINTER TOURIST TICKETS.
Reduced Rates South Via tae Illinois
Central.

The Central Route now has on sale
Winter Excursion tickets 10 points South
and via New Orleans to the Mexican
Gull Coast Resorts to Mexico and to the
Pacific Coast; also to Hot Springs, Ark.
aud to points Southwest, MEXICO and the
Pacific Coast via ST. Louis or Carlo. In
tins connection, Loop Excursion"tickets
may be had under proper coniit;org g..
."',s..c - l.. y -. lie :. IL gvls-.le iii.
.LrS III "a -oA3 - $50 'IFe~Dg -
fegnt al JACKSON Miss,
ARD rsiuFaing ID Cgunection with the
Va, Nt:ss.5-;"~i ~. ;ss
port New5& Mississippi Valley roscs.
through Baton Rouge La, Vicksbursh'
Mss, and Memphis Tenn, or visa yerss
I-kets and further IN formation can he
had Of your local TICKET agent or aC dress
4. Merry Asst. Pass. Agt. Manches,el
Ia. A. H.; Hanson, q. p. A. III. Csrt.R,R
Chicago Ill.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1892-12-29
The Ideal Farmer.

Secretary Rusk expresses himself
as follows about our future success
full farmers: The only hope Of the
American farmer will be his brains.
The sharp competition between
sections and countries which will be
induced by increased facilities for
transportation will stir the agricul-
turist up to Ina best efforts. His
chances OF fortune making will be
great but he will have to be pre-
pared to fight the battle of compe
triton for them. He must be sufi
GENTLY well educated in science. as
far as is applicable to agriculture,
ana he must be intelligent enough
TO study his Surroundings and to
apply his knowledge to the condi
tons about him. He will be able
to meet mis- fellow citizens on an
equal footing and his brains VIII
command from bis class in the in
dustry which ne represents, the
respect aud consideration he de
serves, and he will give other indus
tries due respect in return. The
farmer OF the future will be a
business man, able not only to do
his best in the matter o.: production
to study the market and know what
will sell tie lest and will command
the highest price. The farmer will
keep his accounts s.~.anataxs
business man so thai he may know
exactly where his profits are and
where they have been
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1892-12-29

At the annual meeting of the British
Association for the Advancement Of Sci
ence, DR.. q. e. Knott gave a report
on earthquake phenomena in Japan.
Among effects of the recent severe earth
quake were mentioned the depression Of
a valley by about nineteen feet for a
distance of thirty miles-thus forming a
great geographical fauIt-together with
the destruction Of mills, bridges and
towns. and the curving Of a railway line
running along an embankment anC
bridge in the path Of the earthquake. 1t
is stated incidentally that in mEluy earth
quakes-though not in this one-oil is
overturned. and by catching fire c uses
more damage than the earthquake itself.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1892-12-29

1t is probable that the South
Carolina legislature will soon pass
a prohIbltsry liquor law. and if so,
there will be a split IN the democra
tic party through which the Repub
licans will have Il chance to drive
their team.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1892-12-29

Land Office at NHtert0Wn, S. n. Dec. 10Th, NV
notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has flied notice Of his intention
20 MAKE > year Id. final proof in support Of
isre the Judge OF the county court. at Webster
d. on saturday February 9Th. 1898, Wa
Eric FOrseu, nd. No. 1864.
Tor the nA neA and swA sex See. %, TNSp.lz
Range So.
he names the following witnesses TO prove
hls continuous residence upon and euIiiVs1iH
oil said land, VIZ:
Gust sauers Christ Sauer, Lewis Tew e'
BUSH, all OF Webster. :. d.
Z. p, PHILLIPS, Register
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1892-12-29

Some of the Scotch papers have been
calling attention TO the continued alb
senteeism OF MIR. Winaus. the American
lessee of the highland deer forests. His
shooting territory in the north extends
practically from sea to sea, and for this
he pays an annual rental Of over $25, 900.
But for five years past neither MIR.
Winans himself nor any one on his be-
half has over this great extent of coun-
try fired a single shot.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1892-12-29

South Dakota's worlds fair build
ing cost less than s11, 900, but it ID
quite an attractive building.
Henry George says the silver act
is "a piece of monstrous protect.
ionist legislation for the benefit of .
few owner of silver mines" II
looks like it; bat Mr.. George fails
to state that his own Democrats
party did the lions share of putting
through that measure.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1892-12-29

The muskmelon season has just closed
In Canada. The Montreal market shows
snme of the finest canteloupes raised
anywhere. The wagons Of the inhabit-
ants stand about the Nelson monument.
piled high with splendid fruit. The
warn lands along the St. Lawrence
produce them beautifully They beat
Hackensack.-New York Recorder.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1892-12-29

"Ma," SAID a newspaper mans
son,"l know why editors call them,
selves 'we.' "Why?" "So's
the man that doesn't like the article
will think there are too many people
Tor him to tsckle. "-Washington
Star.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1892-12-29

Skln-grafting has become a medl
cal chestnut. The Ethiopian can
now change his skin providing be
"puts up''to the doctor and gets a
friend who is willing to sacrif ce
his epidermis. The"skln game"is
getting reputable.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1892-12-29

A st. Paul Presbyterian clergy
man recently closed a sernon an
Moses by saying, "Fiually that
there were no flies on Moses, ICON.
sldering that Moses saw 12O fly
times, this spsasks we'll for the
Palestine insect powder industry
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1892-12-29

All of the SIS, 900 subscribed for
the South Dakota worlds fair.build
ing has been paid with the excep-
ton of..$a, 600. To the credit of
che Black Hills it can be said her
portion Of the sum was paid to the
dollar. -Rapid Journal City.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1892-12-29
Contest Notice.

Us. Land Office, WGtertOwn, SD. Nov II, 1857
Complaint having been entered al this once
by Z. Huntington against Edward Bradley for
abandoning his homestead entry No. 1860.
dated April 18th, 1892, upon the EwL, section
II, township III, range 50. in bay county, South
Dakota. with a view to the cancellation of
said entry, the said parties are hereby sum-
moned to appear at this Office on the 9th day
of January 1888, at 9 O'Clock. a. n. to respond
and furnish testimony concerning said ALLEGED
abandonment.
Ed. PHILLIPS, Register.
n24.l4 r. Z. CARPENTER. Receiver.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1892-12-29

DR.. Fairburn Ito the janitor)-
Ole, what do you think about that
man at Owatonna who drank a
quart of alcohol and died.
Ole-Vall al tank a hav e porto
weak stomik.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1892-12-29

Poor Woman The strain of
Christmas shopping has been great
but they are not like the New
England farmers wife who died. Tn
fond husband was bemoaning her
loss. "For 20 years." he said. "that
critter had done the cooking'milked
the cows, often harnessed aud un-
harnessed and done all the chores
an she want a strong woman either.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1892-12-29

Smythe exhibition of his burglar
alarm).--"So. you see, even if the
thief does understand the working
OF the thing, be can't prevent it
from.ringing. That why | have no.
aneasiness in showing 1t to you.'
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1892-12-29

shc-Oh, dearest llet me comb
your hair
Dearest-No.
She-Well let me rub your fore
head with eau-de-cologne.
Dearest-For the Lords sskel
where's the bonnet bill? Give it to
me and I'll pay it.