The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1892-05-26
All Sorts of Paragraphs.

= The Persians shave themselves as @,
sign of mourning.
- 1t is a fine art, that of doing much
with little means.
As we advance in life we learn the
limits of our abilities.
= The first mention of writing is
found in Exodus xvii, IA.
= The greatest of all pleasures is to-
give pleasure to one whom We love.
The earth is the greatest distance,
from the sun on the morning Of July 6th.
"A single warship costs the United
States Government about $4,000 per
day.
-" That remains to be seen," as the
boy said when he Apilt the ink on the ta-g
blecloth.
= The recent Civil War in Chilli cost
the victors, the Congressional party. $15,.s
100000. g
1t is estimated that Ohio's wheat
crop will exceed last year by 100000
buehels.
j Mrs. L. R. Patton, Rockford, ILL.,,
writes: "From personal experience can
recommend De Wits Sarsaparilla, a cure
for impure blood and general debility. -
Wilhito & Wilhite. @
From present indications the sum-
mer girl will look very much like alice.
out of a rainbow.
-"My lord" said tho foreman of an
Irish jury when giving in bis verdict, eve
find the man stole ths mare not guilty.
- The number of men working on the
Worlds Exposition Buildings at Chicago
is now more than 5000. On some of the /
buildings work is proceeding day and
night.
- 1t is a truth in medicine that the
smallest dose that performs the cure is
the best. De Wits Little Early Risers
are the smallest pills, will perform the.
cure, and are the best.-Wilhite & Viii:
hite.
A Virginia paper tells of fox
hound that ran away from rew master
in Texas, and made its way to its old \
home near Raleigh, N. O. The trip occu.
pied three weeks.
-"I see thev have started another
lodge of the Improved Order of: Red
Men in your village" eyes; my hus- :
band has joined it. But that is not tbet
kind of order needed in our midst,.1S
"No?" "No; what is needed is an inn
proved order of white men,"
Bright people are the quickest to ress
cognize good thing and buy it. We sell )
lots of bright people the Little Early Ri-8
sers. If you are not bright these pills will
make you so.-Wilhite & Wilhite.
= 1t is not generally known that an
orange hit in the exact centre by rife
ball will vanish at once from sight. Such,
however, ia the fact, and shooting il
through the centre scatters it in such i'm
finitesmal pieces that it is al once lost to
sight.
-"I suppose you two young people
would as lief I'd retire." said Scands, ia.
cetiously, after Mr.. Kissam carae into the
parlor. "Well, papa," replied Sue, "you
know when you were talking politics
awhile ago you were opposed to "a third
party"
- "Late to bed and early to rise will
shorten the road to your home in the
Skies" But early to bed and a "Little
Early Riser," the pill that makes life
longer and better and wiser.-Wilhite 81
White.
Mlls. Pauline, native of Queens.
land, Holland, is said to be the smallest
human being in the world. She is neasly
sixteen years of age, her height is eigh-
teen inches, and her weight seven pounds.
Unlige most Of the "midgets," she is re.
msrkably pretty and accomplished,
speaking four languages Auently.
= The insanity Of mad King Otto, of
Bavaria, appears to have taken the form
of an illusion that he is stork. In one
of the magnificent apartments devoted to-
use at the royal palace at Furstenreid
he has laboriously constructed gigantic
nest, every straw and stick of which he
has conveyed to the spot in his mouth.
We truly believe De Wits Little
Early Risers 10 he the most natural, most
effective, most prompt and economical
pill for biliousness, indigestion and in.
active liver.-Wilhite &. White.
Not long since family moved into;
house on Austin avenue. After 3 week
or so q friend of the family called on
them, and asked how they liked the lo-4,
cality. "Pretty WE'LL" "Have you CALI
ed on any of the neighbors YETI" "No,
but am going to if there is any more of
my firewood missing"
- Patient: I don't auppose you are &
particular whether I pay you now or set.
tie in full when you get through with me3s
Doctor: Perhaps you had better pay
now. I would be quite willing, IS you
say, to wait until I get through with you,
but the fact is your will might be con-
tested, you know, and I might get nothing
at ali.
- If dull, spiritless and stupid; if your
blood is thick and sluggish; if yonr ap-
petite is capricious and uncertain, you
need Sarsaparilla. For best results take
De Witt's.-Wilhite and Wilhite.
- The coldcst region in the United
States lies along the Northern border of
Minnesota between the Southern point of
the Lake of the Woods and the Dakota
border. The temperature along that line
often falls as low as fifty degrees below
zero. In 1873 the instruments at Penn
bina registered from fifty-six to sixty be.
low.
- The Puritan fathers, who settled in &
America, were greatly addicted to smok-s
ing; indeed, the practice became so com-
mon that even these straight faced OBJ
servers of time and seasons actually
smoked in the Churches. This custom
soon caused very considerable annoyance.
as the religious exercises were greatly