Catoctin clarion. [volume] (Mechanicstown, Md.) 1871-1940, 1892-12-01

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a theme for Dunciads by the score, resulting
in we'll fitted candidates for lunatlc asylums.
The American people are not content except
they have some fool business on hand and
are adopts IN the art Of extracting folly out
of subjects the solilest and Of developing
asininty in realms of thought where angels
fear to tread"
A lot of sophomores haye seized upon the
Brooks comet as means of airing their bril-
liant astronomic views resulting in the top.
ping over of weak intellects and the stirring
to the depths Of the ignorant.
Such vaporings and their publication con.
stitute crime and the newspapers should
hesitate before giving place in their columns
to fool arguments and theories, as they must
know that the ignorant are given to the be.
lief in the unreal and improbable, while to
convince them of the real and the possible is
q serious task. II some OF the scientists (?)
who fortell collisions between the earth and
comets could be flung astride the tail of one
the long period comets, his jaunt through
space would be refreshing alike 10 him and
those he left behind him here.
FOrd's Grand Opera House.
Week Of Dec. 5th-Bcst of all American
productions, Augustus Thomas Charming
Play-.ALABAMA-A tale of the Sunny
South. by the original company which ere
ated its great Metropolitan success. During
the week of December 9th, at Ford will be
presented the most charming of modern
American plays, alabama" 1t will be CIV
en- by the original company whose artistic
efforts so emphasized It's remarkable success
in New York and elsewhere, but which has
never been seen in Baltimore.
All the scenery and effects as used in the
Metropolitan production will be given here.
alabama" is one ofthe most exquisite as
well as the most realistic Of modern plays.
The natural characteristics of the natives of
the Sunny South, the tender and the ORA.
matte sides of their lives, their connection
with and views of the North, are dealt with
by master hand of del,cacy, truth and Wv
idness never before realized in any play OF
the South.
In that sweet, sad, romantic time so gently,
yet dramatically reproduced in Southern at.
mosphere, where warmth of climate and
warmth of heart dwell in unity, amid the
odorous tropical plants. Augustus Thomas
ends his beautiful play with that touching Of
nature which makes the whole world kin
Love"
AA7LNEEs-W ednesday and Saturday.
USUAL PRICES OF ADMISSION.
Dec. 12th--- "a Parlor Match" by
the iuimltablc comedisas. Eyens & Hocy.