St. Paul daily globe., 1892-01-22

CnicaSOs 3 mayor harrison mas gone East TO
attend the annual banquet of the Glover club
Has not Mayor Washburne heard that moth
ing harder than apollinaris water is to be
used by this club in the futures
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Let us hope that the ease with which Boss
Quay secured Sl,00o worth of vindication
from rural sheet in Plttsburg may inspire
him with courage sufficient to knock the chip
from the shoulder of Editor Pulitzer.
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You seem to think that have not men,
toned any prominent inducement for you to
locate in our new Western town.
II do"
"Hm-ah-our city council has passed
stringent ordinance against the organization
of a banjo and guitar club
Il will be on there next week with my
family"
1t is evident to the most unbiased obs eryer
of current events that grandfather's hat
doesn't fit Benny any quicker than grand
fathers sword
ave are having lovely time out in Cali
fornia" writes Julius A. Schmahl one of the
ST. Panl Press clubs delegates To the interna-
tional convention, land no one can ade-
quately describe the supreme luxury and
soothing. sensuous delight of being for
few short blissful days out of earshot of the
city hall chimes. 1t really makes life worth
living"
Mr. Perkins is the only Junior senator from
Kansas. STILL he is not. like PETER, in a polit-
1cal position to be used as a door mat by
each OF the two great parties.
Nv
composite photograph of the various
pictures purporting to represent Chilis
warship, Captain Pratt, would closely resem-
BILE compromise between the Great Eastern,
Fulton ferry boat. Chinese Junk gaso.
line steam yacht, dago fruit lugger, a OeIa-
ware oyster sloop. Chicago river dredge
and South Pacific catamaran
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Chilians will never tremble in the presence
OF Inventor Edison so long as he refrains
from turning his talking doll loose in their
community
Young Parkinson. (of a scientific turn
Miss Lilac there is in man, in me, for in
stance, enough phosphorus to make half a
million matches. Miss Lilac-Slow matches.
An establishment tor canning wild geese
is to be established in Alaska The perform
ances OF hook of wild geese on q sandbar
forcibly remind one of can-can.
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Cyclones are of tropical origin. All biz
yards. we are told daily by the Eastern press,
originate in the Dakotas. Better fifty years
OF billiards. than cycle of cyclones.
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The New York Herald has an exhaustive
editorial on ''How to Avoid the Atlantic Fog
Belt" The best way tor a young man to
avoid Atlantic fogs is to come West and grow
up in more favorable ozonic conditions.
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Whenever Roger @. Mills becomes tired of
doing the CALLED jade act he can apply to
Cara Tor little Mexican Mustang liniment,
apply it. and quit wincing.
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AS choice between the Inow common.
everyday bichloride Of gold and the more
! aristocratic demnition bow vows. Freddie
GebheTdt seems to lean more affectionately
toward the d. b. W.
{ The New York World is generous. public
spirited journal. 1t offers not only to elect
the next Democratic president but to satis-
factorily arbitrate the differences between
this country and Chilli.
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Says the New York Recorder of Jan. 10:
f mo one need be deferred from attending
the Minneapolis convention by the stories of
Democratic comic writers about scant accom-
modations there. The preparations in the
Twin Cities of the Northwest for caring for
Republican visitors are of the most generous
character. No one will be incommoded and
ialliwill be most Hospitality received"
His unfortunate that the truth embodied
i'll the above extract could not be more
widely circulated earlier in the campaign for
the location OF the convention II is un-
fortunate because unjust attacks upon indi-
Vlduals or municipalities leave stings behind
which can only be allayed by years of subse-
quent explanation. But the old saying is as
true today as it was hundreds of years ago:
"A lie will travel ten leagues while truth Is
putting on its boots"