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Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-02-26
ADDE'S -sse
Eeeding tonic, ortph ildzat who want bni1d.
ing upiEl5o1ld take
BRCWN,$skAON BITTERS.
1t Is pleesa1ffB TAN cures Malaria, Indk
Sestlon- BiliqlFhess sndS liver Complaints

TTESTED Seeds, Wholesale and Retail. Est
L 1873. Save money and buy Of reliable
seed dealers. Bulk garden seed OF every
muda and Canadian Blue G.zss.zsI
.ksa az. siGszHssi<5tSter. Kye. Barley Oats
Si'f1hs " heat Onion Seed and Onion Sets
HOLLOWAY & CO., 292. 644-646 Elm street.
Dallas, Tex
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Child Rurned.
Special to the Gazette.

Special 70 the Gazette.
SHERMAN, GRAYsoN COUNTY, TEX, Feb.
25,-The little girl of John Sledge was badly
burned this evening by some hot candy
being overturnedi on her face. She may
lose her eyesight.
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Galveston Snnt.

Comparative Statement of the spot Mar
ketA
Special TO the Gazette.
are the closing quotations for cation On the M,
spot today at the leading markets. together
with the closing for middling yesterday, with
to-day's sales: -'--
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Galreston SUGAR nIarr..


ST, LOUIS. Mo, Feb e5-cotton dnu.
Imlddhng, 9-i6c. Sales. $50 bales Receipts,
b 50S0 bales Shipments 500 bales. Stock, iSs,-
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The entire empire Of Persia has but one
vessel. small steamer that was built some
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Daily Movement at Interior Towns.
GALVESTON, TEX, Feb. %.
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Yesterdar,siLocal Meather

Salvation Oil theSEeSf Amerlcan remedy has
lureh No wonder, only 25'cents.
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Receipts and Exports at All United states
Ports.
GALVESTON. TEX. Feb ga
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Exchange at New York
NEW YORK, FEB. -
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FINANCIAL
British ConsolS

FINANCIAL
British ConsoIz
Special TO the Gazette
LONDON. Feb. e5.-Consols closed at 90 -1-I6
for money; for silver, Al GID
Exchange at New York
NEW YORK, FEB. p
Special to the Gazette
Sterling..Bank, 80 days ..........-4 S54
Commercial-60 days........4S So
Reiehmarks-Comme 30 days. %
franes-Bank, 90 days -. - lgs
Commereial-60 days.. ..........5 sOS
Exchange at New Orleans.
NEW ORLEANS. La. Feb. Is
Special TO the Gazette.
Sterling 60 days. sH<G4 s.
ancs-Sonmercial 90 days -.--.5 20
New ork slgnt-Bank- ---------.-10 premium
So-AAAAAe -.------..--....- -. " premium
Exchange at Galveston.
GALVESTON. TEx-, Feb. Is
Special TO the Gazette.
Sterlins-60 days 50
New York sight..--... < discount
New Orleans sight par
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per D, loc: fruit butter. 2en kanaki5s o.
Maple syrup VT. ats. 1 do to case 81 -.
talf gal. half doz- to case, s. 90; / gal. haIf
doz- 10 case, per doz, s11 50.
DRIED FRUITS, RAIsINS. ETC
Apples. fancy evarorated, SD boxes , n
So; IN bbls, 2 D. &c. Grapes, California
new JOB bags. SIC. Peaches. Texas. drie /
2 D. &c Raisins, fancy London LAYERS. new
y w qnarser box, 75c; special price on extra
large lots Dates, Persian. new, about 80 TO box
z %, SIC Currants, new, dried casks abenf
30 ms &C. boxes and bags. SIZE Figs. new.
AS per 10J box. 81 %; lO-D boxes, lal1l5c,
NEW DRIED FRUIT
california. raisin-eured prunes, 25-n boxes
SOS, 2 D, Exc; % d boxes, los p n. lie. . m
boxes, SOS. 2 d 9s in sacks SOS. p u. Sc Gait
focnla eyapoTated. peeled reacht 5 a5-1, boxes
{ n lS-; unpeeled. ESD boxes. = u. l5e Cal
hernia evaPoTated aprieots. s5-D boxes. q n
i219c; N sacks, 2 D, lie; extra fancy 3,rn
boxes e n, l5c. Figs. fancy black Californi.,
boxes, 2 %, l2lsc. Plums, pitted. boxes, 3 D.
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special 10 the Gazette.
LONDON. Feb. e5.-Consols closed at e5 1-I6
for money; for silver, Al GID
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Exchange at Galveston.
GALVESTON, Tx, Feb. Is
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Bonds and stocks.

Special to the Gazette
NEW YORK. Feb. 95-Bouds and stocks
closed at the following prices bid:
BONDS.
, 1892-12-13
Worlds Fair
Souvenir Coin
for a Dollar
Original.
in
Design.
Beautiful
in
Execution.
A Work of Art in itself.

We devote the entire amount towards developing
and ennoblng the Peoples Great Fair.
, 1892-12-13
Inage Robinson,. peclsion.

The Pacific Journal, in referring to
Judge Robinson's refusal to naturalize ig.
norant aliens, says; We admire Judge
Robinson for this stand That is the way
and the only way to purify the politics Of
the United States. Men who can neither
read nor write are not qualified to make
good citizens. If he has to take along an
interpreter to answer for him, and knows
nothing about the constitution of the
United States he should not be allowed
the privilege Of taking part IN the election
of our law makers. If he has not taken
interest enough in the five years he has
lived in the country, to learn to make him
self ineligible but merely interested
enough to avail himself of all the rights
and privileges accorded to native born
citizen, he should remain an alien until he
does do so. A native born American has
to be 21 years old before he is allowed to
take part in any of our elections, and why
should aliens be treated any better. An
amendment to the constitution on this
subject should be laid before the people at
the earliest moment, making it imperative
that man must be able to read and write
before he is admitted to citizenship. Judge
RObinson's decision will undoubtedly
meet with applause from all sections Of
the country, and all other judges should
follow the example he has given in such
cases.
, 1892-12-13
WHATCOM ROUTE.
Steamship City Of Seattle.

NOlose connection with N P. train from Port
land and San Francisco.
Steamers "City of Kingston" and "City Of se-
attic" make close connections at Tacoma wharf
with trains to and from Portland, and with the
east and west bound overland trains
, 1892-12-13

First District, Lincoln and Okanogan-
R. A. Hutchinson, D.. Mondovi.
Second District, Stevens and Spokane
James O'Neill, R., Cheweleh.
Third District, spokane-B. c. Van Hou
ten, r., Spokane.
Fourth District, Spokane, G. W. Ide, R.
Spokane.
Fifth District, spokane-W. G. Belknap
R., Fairfield
Sixth District, whitman-R. c. ..McCros.
key, D., Garfield.
Seventh District, Whitman-T.J J. Smith,
Eighth District, Asotin, Columbia and
Garfield. A.iKellogg, R., Dayton.
Ninth District, Adams, Franklin and
Walla Walla-J. L. Roberts, R., Walla
| Walla.
Tenth District, Walla Walla-D. Miller,
D., Walla Walla.
Eleventh District, Kittitas and Douglas
&C. l. Helm, R., Ellensburgh.
Twelfth District, Klickitat and Yakima
j. T. Eshelman, North Yakima
Thirteenth District, Clarke and Skama-
nia-B. F. Shaw, D., Vancouver.
Fourteenth District, Cowlitz, Pacific and
Wahkiakum-C. E. Forsyth, R., Kelso.
Fifteenth District, Lewis-Francis DoDa-
hoe, D., Chehahs.
Sixteenth District, Chehalis-H. c..
Cooper, R., Montesano.
Seventeenth District, Mason, Kitsap and
Island-E. L. Brown, R., Sidney.
Eighteenth District, Thurston-J. Q.
HOrr, R., Olympia.
Nineteenth District, lPierce-W. P. Ser
geant, R., Buckley.
Twentieth District, Pierce-C. E. Clay
pool, R., Tacoma.
Twenty-hrst District, PIERCE. G Camp
bell, D., Tacoma.
Twenty-second District, Pierce Louis
FOss, D.. Tacoma.
TWenty-third District Pierce &C. NJ
Easterday, R., Tacoma.
Twenty-fourth District, King-A. Ivan
de Vanter, r., Kent.
Twenty-ifth District King-J. NJ. Frink,
R., Seattle.
Twenty-sixth District, King-W. R. For
rest, R., Seattle.
TWenty-seventh District 3sKing- P.
Dyer, R., Seattle.
Twenty-eighth District, King-J. R. Kin
near, R., Seattle.
Twenty-ninth District, King-W. c. Rut-
ter, r. Seattle,
Thirtieth District, Jefferson and Clallam
Il: IL. Hastings, R., Port Townsend.
Thirty-irst District, Snohomish-J. e.
McManus, D., SnOhomish.
Thirty-second District, Skagit and ,San
juan. j. Edens, R., Guemes.
Ihlrty-third District, WhatcOm-W. H.
Gilbert, R., Custer
Thirty-fourth District, Whatcom-F. H.
Richards, WhatcOm.
Republicans 25 Democrats 9.
O'Neill, McCroskey, Smith, Eshelman,
Forsyth, Cooper, Claypool, Easterday, Van
De Nanter, Frink, Forrest, Dyer, Kinnear,
Rutter, Hastings, Edens and Richards are
holdovers from the last senate.
Edens, Kinnear and Sergeant served in
the Union army.
, 1892-12-13
starving HImseIf to Damn.

CLEVELAND, Ohio. December 49, Sunday
was a long, lonesome day for the faster,
Arthur Wuillmeau. The effects of total
abstinence is becoming more and more no
ticeable as the days wear, while.his body
seems to be in normal condition and the
faster does not complain on account OF
hunger, it is plainly evident that the fight
is not small one by any means. Wuill-
meau did not retire Saturday night until 2
O'Clock and it required fully two hours for
him to make friends with sleep. He rose
at and dOnned his lOunging robe, took
for his breakfast small tumbler of wa
ter. The observations of the doctor were
as follows: Pulse S8, respiration p, tenn
perature 971S, weight lie pounds; loss, half
a pound since previous day.
, 1892-12-13

Total number of republicans in the legis-
lature, 75; democrats, 28; populists, 8; tie,
l. Total, 112.
In the house D. f. Anderson, NJ. Ander-
derson, A. s. Bush, e. H. Letterman, G.
M. Pierce, ]. B. Smith, J. e. Tucker and A.
Woodwork served in the Union army.
, 1892-12-13
Money for Sale!

Worth more than standard value-worth two for one
for the Worlds Fair-and more than that to you.
We are selling half-dollars for dollar apiece.
You get
, 1892-12-13

Brewery situated on the Northern Pacific
railroad midway between Tacoma and Sc
attle; annual capacity, $500 barrels. Plant
and stock complete ready for immediate
nse; custom established; magnificent wa
ter supply. For further particulars ad-
dress JnO. B. Reed, receiver, room 410, Cal
ifornia building, Tacoma, Wash. a5tf
, 1892-12-13
Headache
Neuralgi

Neuralgia, dizziness, drunkenness,
spasms, sleeplessness, dullness, blues,
opium habit are cured by the Nervine dis
covered by the eminent Indiana Specialist
in nervous diseases, DR.. Miles. Fine books
and trial bottles free at Mari & Ross, Acme
Drug Store or by mail 10 cts, Miles Medi-
cine Co EIkhart Ind
, 1892-12-13
Free Samples

DR.. Miles Restorative Nervine at Mari &
Ross, cures headache, nervousness, neural
gia, fits, nervous debility, sexual weakness,
poor memory, opium habit, etc. new
and remarkable discovery. Or by mail 1C
c.s., Miles Medical Co.. Elkhart, Ind.
, 1892-12-13
Money 20 Loan.

Money to loan in small amounts on real
estate security. Call on B. M. Price, corner
Fourth and Columbia streets. dept
, 1892-12-13
Puget Sound & Alaska Division.
VICTORIA ROUTE.
Steamship City Of Kingston.

Steamers "City Of Kingston" and "City Of Seat
tie" make connections at Port Townsend for
passengers going from Bellingham Bay points
TO Victoria and return.
, 1892-12-13

Repairing, Repairing, Repairing.
E. B. Kester, 513 Main street, is the old
est matchmaker in Olympia, and the most
skillful repairer of watches, clocks and Jew
elry. Give him a call. d1O-1m
, 1892-12-13
Richards, WhatcC

O'Neill, McCroskey, Smith, Eshelman,
Forsyth, Cooper, Claypool, Easterday Van
De Vanter, Frink, Forrest, Dyer, Kinnear,
holdOvers from the last senate.
Edens, Kinnear and Sergeant served in
the Union army.
, 1892-12-13
The WASHINGTON FUEL co.

Is now prepared to furnish all kind of
coal by the sack or in large quantities.
Also first class dry wood, bark and
kindling wood. Office room 10, Woodruff
block. Telephone No. SO 1. Liberman,
manager.
, 1892-12-13

The California grocery, on Fourth street,
leads in high class groceries. J. N. Squire.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-10
SKULL OF AN IRISH DEER.
Remains of One of tho Giant Beasts Now
Known Only in Tradition.

Remains of One Of tho Giant Beasts Now
Known Only in Tradition.
Some weeks ago, says an Irish cotem.
porarv, the workmen who are at present
engaged in making the necessary excava.
tions on the County Antrim side of the
river for the new deep-water branch dock
ior the Harbor Commissioners found the
greater portion of the skull of a large
animal, which has been identified beyond
all doubt by experts as that OF he gigantic
Irish deer (cervus giganteus). 1t is evil
IDENTIFY part OF remarkably fine head, being
equal in size to the largest specimens in the
kildare Street Museum. Dublin.
This interesting discovery was made in q
stratum of peat about three feet in thickness,
and al depth of "a feet below harbor da.
tum-that is, 26 feet below ordinary low
water level in the River Lagan, which is
close by. 1t lay, therefore, not less than
"a feet from the present natural surface of
the grouno. This stratum of peat was also
found on the County Down side Of the river
when the Alexandra Craving dock was
being constructed few years ago It may
be of some interest to note the curious vari-
ETY. OF strata found in these docks Com
mencing at the bottom there is boulder
clay, then fine red sand, then gray sand,
next the thin layer of peat in which the
skull was found, then another thin Law er
of gray sand, next very thick bed OF estua-
rine clay, in which upward OF Is varieties
of fossils have been found, then thin bed
of yellow sand, and on top Of all bed Of
clay and sand of recent formation.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-10
rneired to he foreisner. and VIE psozed

perceived to be q foreigner, and who proved
in fact to be an Italian acquainted with no
English word but nv name, which he ut
tered in a way that made it seem to include
all others. had not then visited his coun-
trv, nor was proficient in his tongue; but
as he was not so poorly constituted-what
italian is?-as to depend upon that alone
for expression, he conveyed to me, in
familiar but graceful minicry, that he was
in search of exactly the employment in
which the lady before me was engaged.
was not struck with him at first, and while
I continued to draw emitted vague sounds
of discouragement and dismissal He stood
his ground, however, not importunately,
but with a dumb, dog-like fidelity in his
ewes which amounted to innocent impu-
dence-the manner of a devoted servant Che
might have been in the house for years),
uniustlv suspected. Suddenly I saw that
this very attitude and expression made a
picture, whereupon told him to sit down
and wait till 1 should be free There was
another picture in the way he obeyed me,
and I observed as worked that there were
Others still in the way he looked wonder
inglv, with his head thrown back, about the
high studio He might have been crossing
himself in st. Peter's. Before 1 finished I
said to myself: ''The fellows bankrupt
orangemonger, but he's a treasure"
When Mrs. Monarch withdrew he passed
across the room like a fash TO open the door
for her, standing there with the rapt, pure
gaze of the young Dante spellbound by the
Young Beatrice. As never insisted, in such
situations, on the blankness of the British
domestic. 1 reflected that he had the making
Of servant (and L needed one, but couldn't
pay him TO be only that, las we'll as a model:
in short made up my mindto adopt my in
sinaaring visitor if he would agree to ofici-
ate in the double capacity. He jumped at
nv offer, and in the event my rashness (for
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-10
ABOUT SIZES OF B00Ks
Helen watterson Explains What Hai
Puzzled Many Young Reader.

Helen watterson Explains What Has
Puzzled Many Young Reader.
The thing that misleads people as to the
size of books as set down in lists of cata-
logues Is that the smaller the book really is
the larger the number that designates it,
writes Helen Watterson. A book described
as Syo is smaller than one spoken of as 4to.
These figures denote the number Of times
the sheet of printing paper is folded into
book leaves, and are not at all any real
measurement of the book. An 8vo or
octave is book made up of sheets that are
folded into eight leaves; a 4to or
quarto is one that has its sheets
folded into four leaves 1t will
readily be seen that the latter would
be larger than the former-if the sheets
were of the same size to begin with. But
the fact is that these descriptions are only
approximate, for books to-day are made in
every variety of dimension. One rarely
finds folio now except iii editions de luxe
usually makes page the size OF an un-
abridged dictionary-too large to be handled
easily. The octave is bigger than most
books, as it usually measures about 1gx7
inches. The 12mo is common size, meas-
uring about Sx6 inches, or little less, ac.
cording to the size of the unfolded sheet.
The 16mo book is, as is generally put out,
about 6x3L inches; the 1Smo, q trife
smaller, 5x3 inches.
Most of the publishers nowadays make
their books of proportions to suit them
selves, with little reference to the cid scale
of measurements.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-10
A Man Worth eultiyatinr.

"Prisoner at the bar" and Judge Up
right spoke with unwavering sternness, 4"
have you no defense to make?''
'None, Your Honor" replied the guilty
man, his lips quivering
''You confess then, that you killed this
man BY beating him with a coal shovel?"
81 do," replied the prisoner.
"Why did you do this awful deed7"
because I found him in my cellar"
"But didn't you know that he Was the gas
man, taking the figures off the meter?'
A terrible struggle convulsed the pris-
oner's features for moment, and then he
said:
II did"
."Prisoner," said the Judge, calmly, "you
are victim to emotional insanity aggra-
waited by cerebral disturbances of the sensa-
tory functions which induce hypnotic cere-
bration Of the ganglia You are discharged,
and want you to come and board at my
house until the 10th of next month"
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-10
A Tac. tbout Rosewood.

Many people suppose that rosewood takes
its name from its color, but this is mis-
take. Rosewood is not red nor yellow, but
almost black. Its name comes from the
fact that when first cut it exhales perfume
similar to that of the fose, and, although
the dried wood of commerce retains no trace
of this early perfume. the name fingers as a
relic of the early history Of the wood.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-10
Difference OF Ouinion,

''Miss Sayso is the most positive girl 1
ever met" said Jack Plain, "she never has
an opinion about anything; she just knows,
and that settles it. !"
'tI don't know about that" replied Ben
Kruht, obviously, 'I found her decidedly
negative last night She wouldn't even be
q sister to me-
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-10
A Multitude of Counsellors,

Redlead (the artist)-Mr. Newtenant,
I'm all ready to begin painting your house
now, if you'll tell me what colors you
want
Mr.. Newtenant (timidly)-Well, I don't
just exactly know; the neighbors have been
able to hold only two meetings, and they
can't come to an agreement about the colors
yet, and some Of 'em don't want it painted
at all this year.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-10
NOT Much of q Change, After All.

If they succeed in cultivating the banana
in the vicinity of Mobile, they are going to
change the name of the State to Alsbanana.
Alabama means: 'Here we rest;" the new
name will mean: Here we GO" Still, as
a fellow usually rests a little alter he goes
on kanana, the change in meaning will not
be SO violent a. at first appears.
ROBERT j. BURDETTE.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-10

with clear distincthess the ears ofevery man
in the multitude. We believe 1t without a
struggle. We have heard boy II years
old shrek to another boy standing on the
Opposite side Of top ring six feet in diam.
etef III tone that would have made George
Whitefeld stop preaching and ask the boy
where he got his troches. What a blessed
thing it Is, what astriking illustration of
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-10
How to Put On Your Cuiis,

Not one man in 80 knows how to put on q
cuff properly, says haberdasher in the St
Louis Globe Democrat The swell who but
tons both his cuffs on the same side thinks
he's perfection, but he isn't In other
words, the cuff should be buttoned the same
as the wrist band, left toward the left, right
toward the right Examine yours and
you'll see what mean. But If you really
want to be proper yeu must wear link but
tons, as they are the ones that give the
proper shape to the cuff
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-10
ALost UDDdrtu1ftv.

Coroner's juries are the stupidest things
in the world. Here man down in Mary
land ehoked to death on gnarly dried ap-
pie one day last week. and the jury missed
its chance of bringing in verdict of death
irern appleplesy. You can't teach jury
anything.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-10
Suficisnt Pains Taken.

Mr.. O'Conomi-This coffee is weak as
dishwater, and I should say it just tasted
about like it. What under the canopy do
you do with it?
Mrs orc. Gusts into tears)-It's the same
we've been using all month. I dry it every
day myself, and you couldn't tell it had
ever been used 1 don't know what makes
1t so weak. Crises and flies to her mother.
Peace in the house. Later-Returns with
her mother; house in pieces).
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-10
The Ins and the Outs.

"You know what an editor does with q
bed?" queried Lawyer Torts.
II do not" replied Editor Scrawl, the
journalist.
she lies in it," replied the lawyer, with
his ready wit.
And you know what lawyer does with
will" retorted the editor.
II do not" replied the lawyer, denying
everything from force of habit
He lies out of it, said the editor quick
ly, whose natural force Of stinging repartee
continued unabated until it's sixtieth year.
Slxtleth year of the same repartee, that is.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-10
Where the Hnrsehides eo.

Some idea of the extent of the baseball
craze may be cleaned from The fact that as
many as 1000 horsehides are used in Phila-
delphia alone in the Manufacture Of the
most costly kinds Of baseballs, and that
there are very few left over when the season
ends
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-10
Impossible II True.

Recent dispatches from the frontier say
that the Indians on the Altoona reserva-
tiohs are putting on their war paint What?
In Lent? The heathen; they're worse than
the girls. Why doesn't somebody tell them
they can't 60 to war until after Easter?