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Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-04-30

Attorney Arthur S. Fisher. of Rock
ford, is candidate for matrimonial
honors He is member Of the Owl
club. n society of Ogle county bachelors.
and his doom was sealed at its picnic. ON
Aug. I5s During the day came the cleo
ton Of officers, Among the officers is
one called .-1he $4,000 beauty OF the
club. and he who is eledfed to fhis
Office must marry within year and
withdraw from the society," The charm
has never failed to work yet. and every
man who has been elected TO the Office
has been married within the year. Every
other officer is elected by reclamation
but this one is elected by solemn and
sacred ballot When the ballots were
counted il was found that Mr., Fisher
was the doonisd man The good natured
attorney made pleasant speech, and
tried in his clever way TO turn II off ms d
joke The sequel has never failed TO oo
cur. Chicago Herald
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-04-30

A ringing noise
in the ears, headache, deafness, eyes
weak obstruction of nose, dis
charges falling into throat, some-
times profusc, watery and acrid, at
Others, thick, tenacious, bloody aud
putrid offensive breath smell and
taste impaired, and general debility.
Not all of these symptoms at once.
Probably only few Of them.
That's Catarrh.
A. medicine that by its mild,
soothing, cleansing and healing
properties has cured the most hope
less cases. One that will cure you,
no matter how bad your case or Of
how long standing. A medicine
that doesn't simply palliate for q
time, but produces perfect and per
manent cures
That's DIR. Sage's Catarrh Remedy.
A cash payment Of $500, not By
you, as you might expect, but "a
you, il you can't be cured. It's an
offer that's made in good faith, &c
prove their medicine, by responsible
men, the proprietors of DIR. Sage'i
Remedy.
That's the kind of medicine to try
Doesn't it seem So
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-04-30
German
Syrup

We are six in fam
AFarmer at lily. We live in a
- place where we are
Eoo"'' e~a subject to violent
Saws: Colds and Lung
Troubles. ! have
used German Syrup for six years
successfully for Sore Throat, Cough,
Cold, Hoarseness, Pains in the
Chest and Lungs, and spitting-up
of Blood. ! have tried many differ
ent kinds of cough Syrups in my
time, but let me say to anyone want
ing such Northumberland Syrup
is the best. That has been my ex-
perience. If you use it once. you
will go back to it whenever you
need it., It gives total relief and is
a quick cure Ny advice to every
one suffering with Lung Troublesis
Try it. You will soon be con-
WINGED. In all the families where
your German Syrup
is used we have no John
trouble with the r-a,L,,n
Lungs at all. 1t is
the medicine for this 80.
country. -
G. G. GREEN. Sole Man'fr. WoOdbury,N j.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-04-30
WE ARE SOPOOR

stock ing has turned mp Misses Kid slfocs
IN 500 quality, narrow widths. Is, G, II, tizes II
to 2. that will b. sold at 90 10 close. Mailing.
zoe.
Childrens strong Goat Shoes Win heels. but
ton, Q, -. 6, at SOC. Mailing. Sc.
Boys Or Girls strong evdfy day Iaee Shoes
with heels, good to wear i2ls, II, IsS, EE al Toc.
Mailing. Ice. -
Children's Rubbers, best 9. Ia l0i1, al &c.
Misses Heel atrap&,. III 10 IL, ut i0c: regular
Rubbcrs, DC Ladies', size 4, best, zoe, other
sizes ut 10 q. Zoe, toe.
Mems House slippers, fine aneT, finest, 75c,
$40 sl.25. Ladies' Toe Slippers, 10 grade, ~
90 Z, r. aud EE, Mt s.. 60.
ssxony Yarn, light blue and seal brown, moi
the best or the worst, at. 5e per hank, 50e per
pound. on eoiors and odd dolors OF Stocking
Yarn, Sc, &c, use, 10 close. Will go In week.
you can yarns in various colDrs for fancy
work, we have them at half price. our own ~
ectionE. -
our late printed lists will interest you; Ask
or them. Family supplies OF ell kinds. Dried
fruits from 2lsc To Toe. Canned Fruits from s.
can 20 s0c per can MANY goods are lower.
BE careful of your expenditures. Write 10
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-04-30
srArr % oMo. cIIr o. Tolspo. !.

Lucas COUSTY.
Prank j. Cheney makes oath that ne il the
senior partner III the firm OF y, J. Cheney a Co.,
doing business In the city Of Toiedo. county aud
State aforesaid. aud that said Arm will pay the
sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and
every Of entarFh that cannot be cured by
the use of II MIS- GATAERn CUHE.
FRANK J. CHENEY
sworn 20 before me and subscribed iu my
presence this 9Th day OF December, a. D. lsn6.
tsEAI~l A, w GLEASON
NatarB Pablo.
Halls Citarrh Cure Is taken internally. and
acts directly upon the blood aud mucous sur
faces OF liip ststcn send for testimonials, free.
y J. CHENEY & CO, Toledo, q.
IT, sold by druggists; 70 cents.
People arc scarce who are satisfied With their
next-d oor neiRhh1r's religion.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-04-30
SHiLOh'S
CONSUM PTI0N
CURE.

The success Of this Great Cough Cure Is
without a parallel In the history Of medicine.
All druggists are authorized to sell II ON pos
tive guarantee. atest that other cure can sue.
cessiully stand. That il may become known.
the Proprietors, at an enormous expense, are
placing Sample Bottle Free into every home
In the United States and Canada. lfyou have
a Cough, Sore Throat. or Bronchitis. use H. ior
II will cure you. II your child has the Group,
or Whooping Cough, use II promptly, and reiisf
Is sure. II you dread that insidious disease
Consumption, use il. Ask your Druggist foi
SHrlOH'S CURE, Price 10 cts, 80 cts. and
sr.oo. II your Lungs are sore on Back lame,
use Shiloh's Porous Plaster, Price IS cts.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-04-30

Cupid, the little
rascal, is up to all
the tricks-he knows
full well that man
is a selfish brute,
and the road to his
heart is through his
appetite; the delicate
flavor of Seal of
North Cardinal
next to love itself,
adds one more JOY
to our existence.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-04-30

There arr two kinds Of Joke. One makes
yuu ACHE with laughter, and the othe'
only makes you acl.e. Tisis ono belo' s,
u tie latter class.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-04-30
ALWAYS SAFE AND SURE.

1t is safe To take BR,sDHErH PILIs at
any time, hui TO get the best results they
should be taken on an empty stomach be-
fore going TO lied. For constipation or dys-
pcpsia one or two taken every n ght will in
n short time perform an absolute cure. IL
is well to take purgative at least once or
twice a month as a preventive OF disease.
BKASpRETH's Pills are entirely vegetable.
and he safest and most effective purgatiye
ever introduced to the public. They have
been used in this country for over fifty
wears. .l..F
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-04-30
WHY 81. va. SIM

An examination az the hun Of the
new steel cruiser Charleston. recently
retprned from Honolulu. shows ne
uarkahle growth Of weeds and harnacles
ON her steel bottom. says a Washington
special accounting for the fact that she
made only about seven knots an hour on
her IMP across the Pacific. She has been
in commission inst about four months.
and fer speed has been reduced from an
average Of nineteen knots on her. trial
run to the figure named, while her coal
consumption has remained just as high.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-04-30

Waves exert force Of one ton per
square inch when they are only twenty
feet high At Cassis. France, granite
blocks OF fifteen c,ibic meters have been
novel nv wave force
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-04-30
Among the veterans who attended the

Among the veterans who attended the
recent Grand Army reunion At Boston
was John r Chase. Of Augusta. Me.
who received forty wounds by the
explosion Of shell ~ Gettysburg His
right arm was blown OIL. aud his left
eye torn from its socket. aud he lay on
the field two days before il was discov-
erred that he was alive tie is now IN
comfortable health. and receives pen.
sion of s46 a month
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-04-30
Smiths Cash Store,
FRAZER AXLE
f. Il 4 |; \ !;;;;: GREASE

lRx1 soof Trees: sss fruits ssd
.-s-s-a.-~--s--s-~ss.- Trait Trsss''-Free. As4sy.
HHrHer Ably srittsP givse trEsty rNxoRMArfon.4 Sal
ff 6roaeef sarprsfhg Low prlessF Apple Pear oAsr-
Notwithstanding No larger st1sk IA o q. Ne RETTKk
Noeheaprr. STARK BROS, 9th b., IouiHinna,
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-04-30

THE QUINCY HOUSE,, Portland, Or, is the
best " day hotel on the Pacific Coast.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-04-30

/. A cough, cold or sore throat should not
lie negl cted ''Bro,sf's Bronchial 1roches
are siIupia xesestss,and give immediate
relief. Sod onIy IA borss.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-04-30

The Anarchist IA a man who cannot stand
other mems prosperity.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-04-30

No we'll bred barber will cut an acquaintance.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-04-30

N.P.N. U. No. 427--s. F. n. U. No. So
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-28

had the name Of Cotton given him
also, in sign, suppose, Of the friend
ship of that preacher, went. think, to
Bristol in England. Certainly it was to
some English town larger than the
American Boston. Clearly he was no
fool, and in Bristol he needed no one to
take care of him. There were enough
of his own race there. though suppose
none of his own village. For special
reason he was eager to be at home. He
had, however, to take care what vessel
he chose. Fortunately for him he did
not choose wrong.
Whatever the vessel was, rs they
passed the latitude Of the Straits Of
Gibraltar, they fell in with a pirate
rover from Sale, one Of the Moorish
ports. or the fight which followed all
my story-tellers had much more to tell
than of anything that happened to him
in Piscataqua or in Boston. In that
fight poor Telega had . bullet shot
through his chest. and Of this shot am
told he bore the mark when he died,
seventy years after.
His real dangers did not begin-and
this he knew-until he was in the Blight
of Benin. Had not his English captain
been true as steel he would have sold
him there to the first Portuguese trader
he found. But Telega had not chosen a
knave nor q pirate among the British
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-28

to do with its affairs as in that other
village Of mud walls and thatched roofs
called Boston, where John Cotton and
John Wilson and Thomas Dudley and
John Winthrop did the thinking for the
rest, and told them what was right and
what vas wrong. Nay, the evident
public opinion of the procession was in
favor Of the handsome young traveller,
who had been in Europe, not to say
America, and had brought home its
latest fashions. There were BRIDE
maidens, as you saw, and they whis-
pered: "'Twere better by far to have
matched our fair cousin to her old
sweetheart" And SO, after some flour
ishing of clubs and knives. much scold-
ing. swearing, threatening and other
debating, three or four elders, much
like those I have described, I think.
stilled all voices and bade the tom-toms
and the banjos begin again.
doubt If it were the march in Mid
summer Nights Dream" but it answer
ed every purpose of that midsummer
MONDAY as well. Bridegroom No. 2
sulked of. But all his men joined in
the procession, and afterward, fancy,
partook Of the banquet. And, though
his cabin was not occupied for day or
two, sufficiently good cabin was found
for all purposes of Telega and his bride.
This happy conclusion to story so
sad was brought when the general court
in the bay voted to send the "Ginny
black man" home. But I should never
have heard it but for King Charles
Shilling"
THE END
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-28

When the landlady entered the
apartment he rose from his chair and
remarked:
"You have a room to rent, be-
lieve?"
"YeS, sir-frOnt room on the second
floor" she replied. "Are you one of
the gentlemen who advertised for a
room with bOard?"
I'm one of the men who advertised
for a fair-sized room well lighted"
"One of the men,"
"Yes, ma'am."
"How did your advertisement
read?"
"Oh, I just said, a business man
desires a fair-sized room. with board,
within mile of the business part of
the city,"
"The advertisement read a man?'"
Certainly"
Not "a refined gentleman?'
NO, indeed"
"Well, I'll take few dollars off of
the price, then. I've been looking
for "a man. I'm rather tired of re-
fined gentlemen They generally
play poker all night, and leave with
out paying their bills"
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-28
He Wasn't a Captious Man.

A night or two since, as police
man was making his way up Beaubien
street, says the Detroit Free Press,
he was accOsted by colOred man
with the remark:
Il dOan' want to seem capshus, sab,
deed doan', but dar's trouble in my
house ober dar."
what sort of trouble?"
why, sab, Guild pusson called
Williams sits dab wild his feet on de
stove cOnvarsin' wild my wife. Use
ordered him to vacate, sab, but he
refused. What am de proper course
in sich case?"
go and order him out once more.
In about Ten minutes the man re-
turned and reported:
Il dOan' want to seem capshus, sab,
but I dun ordered him out, Just as
you said"
"And he didn't go?"
mo, sab; he said he'd see me in
Texas furst. What would be your
advice under such circumstances"
"If man was in my house and
wouldn't go out, I would put him
out"
wouldn't it seem capshus, sah?"
Il don't think So"
"Jist as you say, sah-jist so, sab.
I feel sartin that l ketch the ideah. +"
He returned into the house, and
the officer remained to see the end.
1t came in about two minutes. Three
or four yells were heard. somebody's
feet seemed to strike the wall, and
then the door opened and Williams
flew into the street like half-fllled
straw bed. He was scarcely on his
feet before he bOlted up the walk and
the owner of the house came down
the steps to explain.
Il dOan' like to seem capshus, sab,
but now dat I've got my ham in I'd
like your advice about cuffin de ole
woman up to a peak! Pears to me
dat she sOrter encouraged Williams
to believe dat l couldn't lick one side
Of him."
The policeman said the mayor
could best attend to the woman ques-
tiOn, and bid him goodnight.
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-28

streams or the stars. Only John Cotton
had borne his testimony in a fashion,
by holding up for him and giving him,
as precious keepsake, the copy Of the
Bible, which had with such reverence
been shown to me.
AS soon as l had been made to under
stand this begged that the book might be
brought to me again. opened and ex-
amined it carefully, hoping to find John
Cotton's name, or some notes from his
hand. But there was hardly written
word. Once or twice a palpable printers s
error had been corrected. For the rest.
it was as it had been sent to Boston
from London. Why, o, why did not
dear John Cotton, II it were he, write
something on that fiyleaf, which seemed
made for writing? Or, putting it in gem
eral, why did people who wrote SO much
that is dull, and said 30 much that there
was no need Of saying-why did they
hold the pen, just when we their chill
dren are most eager to read and hear?
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-28
KANSAS CHURCHES.

Wichita Eagle: The Baptists Of Saw
yer, Kan, have hit upon an original and
practical plan OF building church.
They have rented quarter-section of
land which they will SOW to wheat and
will use the proceeds in the erection of a
building.
The removal Of Bishop w. X. Ninds
TO Detroltoleaves Kansas without resi-
dent bishop of the Methodist church,
for one year at least. Bishop John H.
Vincent will remain at Buffalo, New
York. until next fall, and perhaps per.
E.anently. If the eastern people Of all
denominations who are interested in
having him stay in charge of the origi-
nal Ibautauqua, have sufficient intiu-
ence. Bishop Mallslieu. Of New Orleans,
who was to have succeeded Bishop Vim
cent at Buffalo. has gone on q tour
around the world. and will not return to
Buffalo until next fall p. l. Bonebrake
said: The New Workers have succeeded
in getting Bishop Vincent to stay with
them until after the Chautauqua season
next year. We wanted his influence To
help ont our Chautauqua next year, but
that will not be; We do. however, expect
that Bishop Vincent will como to Topeka
next fall, on the return Of Bshop Nalla.
ieu from ths Old World
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-28
STOCK AND FARM.

W. II. Leniton, of Chautauqua county.
will corn-feed forty head Of 2-yearo olds,
and rough feed the younger stock,
though he is paying 80 cents for corn.
A few instances are again reported
this year of death of cattle from eating
second growth of sorgum. 1t kills in
few minutes. and is as dangerous before
frost as after 1t.
Garfield Call: Mr. Kinnon threshed
1856 bushels of wheat from acres OF
land, Tom Rove 697 bushels from forty
acres. E. F. Tippin 395 bushels from 26
acres, Milt Killon 245 bushels from Is
acres, and SO it goes.
Ellis Review Headlight: The dry
spell which visited this country for sew
eral weeks past, was broken by heavy
rain. 1t puts the ground in good con-
dition for fall plowing and will enable
our farmers to put in an increased acre
age OF wheat.
Stafford Peoples Paper: The weather
is becoming 30 dry that it is affect
ing the wheat. Fields that were sown
when the ground was moist SO that the
grain sprouted quickly are in bad
condition. The grain has died out SO
badly that some fields have been re-sown.
A good rain would be great blessing
right now The rain came.
Bronson Pilot: There seems to exist
an anomaly between the prices realized
at public sales for horses and what is
paid by horse buyers for good sound
and fat horses: the latter have brought
good fair prices while those sold at pub
lie sales-and undoubtedly many are
good marketable horses brought
desultory prices. The general markets
are not overloaded with that class of
stock, and if we may be permitted to re-
fer to S. o. Markham, who has just re-
turned from Chicago. We venture to say
that horses are now as high as
they have been for many years. A
good pair of draft horses will bring thero
$500 and many neat, trim, we'll built
horse that would not bring here if
auctioned of more than $40 or $50 will
sell all the way from S125 to $50.
Whv can't farmers who have a surplus
Of horses pool together, make up car
load of horses and ship it themselves
They can do it as we'll as when shipping
cattle or hogs and would be the gamers
in the end.
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-28
KANSAS RAILROADS.

Topeka Journal: About $50 extra
carpenters have been hired in the Santa
Fe yards, to build and repair cars for
the big wheat harvest bus ness.
The Dodge City, Montezuma 4
Trinidad Railroad company have filed
their annual report with the state board
OF railroad comm ssiOners. This road is
only twenty-six miles long, and the
train service is furnished by the Rock
Island, for which that company is paid
$500 for each round trip made. The
deficit for last year was 81, ,151.42. The
road is owned by Wilson Souls, of Roch-
ester, New York, upon whom the road
and big irriga:'ng ditch that never
had any water in it, were unloaded some
years ago.
It is announced that the Santa Fe
will put in new passenger train sched-
ule on November 6, 1892, which will
be Of material assistance in Influencing
travel over the route The new service
will consist of new fast first class linn
tied train to and from Chicago and
southern California. A signal departure
will be the inauguration of dining car
service through from Chicago to Cali
fornia, and which will be under the su-
pervis;on Of Fred Harvey. The train
will leave Chicago daily at 10 p. m. and
arrive in Los Angeles at 7:3O a. m. the
fourth day thereafter, a reduction OF
seven hours and fifteen minutes in pres
ent time, making the through running
time eighty six hours and thirty min.
utes. The corresponding train. east
bound, will leave Los Angeles at $50 p.
m. instead of noon, as now. It will car
~ Pullman palace sleeping cars between
Chicago and southern California points.
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-28
Slang from . Good Source.

An English paper recently alluded
to the expression dark horse" as a
piece Of American slang. 1t would
probably surprise that editor to know
that Thackeray in THE Adventures
OF Philip" and Beaconsfleld in The
Young Duke" both used the express
sion, and in each case in precisely the
sense in which it is now employed, to
denote candidate who early in the
race does not appear at all.
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-28
AIN AFRICAN ROMANCE.
A Story Blended with Sorne Interesting
Colonial History.
BY EDWARD EVERETT HALE.

congregation all joined in fashion in
the singing. Wilson pronounced the
benediction and the assembly was dis
solved.
There is no diary nor notebook which
gives any account Of the conversation
in excited circles on that day or the
next. But in the colony records, brief
as fate but no less decided, is the
memorandum:
THE court wrote to Mr.. Williams Of
Piscataqua, requesting him to send the
negro which he had Of Mr.. Smyth that
they might send him back to Ginny."
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-28
the ground in excellent condition for
fall seeding.

AtShe twenty fifth annual session Of
the Kansas Academy OF Science the fol-
lowing officers were elected for the en-
suing year: President, E. II. s. Bailey,
Lawrence; first vice president, j. T.
Willard, Manhattan: second vice presi-
dent. E. B. Knarr, Atchison; secretary,
A. NJ. Collett. Emporia; treasurer, d. s
Kelly, Emporia; librarian, B. B. Smyth.
Topeka: curators-A. II. Thompson, b.
B. Smyth, and c. s. Prosser, all Of To-
peka. 1t was decided to hold the next
meeting at Emporia Tho members Of
the academy we're banquetted at the
Byram hotel by the Sphinx club Of
Atchison. The toastmaster was Chan
cellor Snow, Of the State university.
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-28
His Veins Wore Out.

A most peculiar disease was the
cause of the death Of Philadelphia
recently, and one which puzzled many
physicians 1t is called purpura
hemorrhagia, or hemorrhage Of the
veins. When an autopsy was made
it was found that the body was nearly
empty of blood and small holes were
found worn in the veins. The dis
ease is extremely rare.
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-28
Pity the Men of Burmah

Burmah must be a heavenly place
for women. In that country the
members of the fair sex select their
own husbands. and when they tire Of
them procure divorce for the asking
and marry again. Y
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-28

MAINE has abandoned the old
fashioned method of voting and when
she NEXT speaks it will be in accord
aDce with the Australian system.
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-28
CHAPTER v.

This ends the story. SO far as the
Massachusetts, records 60. A year at
ter. the Bay people had to send back
-Ginny Interpreter" and another black,
who had slipped into their hands in
much the same way. Telegs, who had
The Globe-republican., 1892-10-28

DrOn8hC up. humphrey leaves B
family. The doctor says Carter cannot
recover.
Kansas university foot ball team re-
returned to Lawrence from Denver,
where they defeated the Denver Athletic
club. The team, on their arrival in
Lawrence were met by the entire stu
dent body Of the university and accord
ed a grand reception. A process on,
beaded bv the Haskell institute band,
followed by carriages containing the
chancellor, president of the Athletic as
sociation, E. NJ. Hopkins. manager Of
the eleven, and the club. The carriages
containing the players were drawn by
the students. The procession marched
through the town and to banque:t.ng
hal, where the team was rendered a
banquet. After the banquet bonfres
were lighted aud general demonstra-
ton iplulgel in. Five Thousand people
witnessed the parade
From Sterling: A storm Of wind and
rain passed over this place, accompa-
MED by thunder and lightning. The
wind suddenly developed tornado pro-
portions and wrecked dwelling houses
and damaged tho salt plant in the city.
while many small outside buildings
we're blown over or unroofed. No one
was injured 90 far as heard from. The
sain was greatly needed and has put