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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-12-25
THE FORGOTTEN FACTOR.

There IS something in all these
schemes of q SocialiStic, or quasi-Social-
istic, nature which appeals strongly to
men. 1t is to the credit of our nature
that they should. If it always failed to
respond to the call for effort toward
bettering our conditions our lives would
lose much that is charming and en-
nObling, and keeps them from becoming
sordid. Wrong. rapacity, fraud stir our
Indignation, and our impulses run
quickly and strongly into remedial
action. The social structure is but the
recognition of the force of united action,
and it is but natural that the habit OF
thought is to unite the common strength
under the form called government for
the redress of the evil. Just as natural,
because heating in the same source. is
the impulse to use the same aggregated
power to further those schemes which
have for their professed or real pur.
pose the ameioration of the conditions
of men.
It is this which gives to the Sophistry
of protection its strength. 1t is this
which has behind it the general APPROX
al of railroad and canal construction by
the aid of all. The prohibitionists find
in it their support. The advocates of
land loan and sub-treasury methods
find in this common disposition their
misdirected strength. 1t was this that
was at the base of the efforts of the Md
die ages to make religion compulsory.
The logic is simple. The duty of man
is to do good. This will do good for all.
Therefore we will use the power of all
to do good for all.
But protection, the Pacific roads, the
Panama affair. all these various plans
in which men have engaged having Ill
view the general good, fail because one
essential factor is forgotten, and that is
the innate selfishness of man. The use
Of power is always full of temptation.
1t brings with it opportunities for an
easier and more rssid accumulation of
wealth than comes % the man in the
common vocations of life. BURNS said
long ago
but och, mankind is unco weak.
An little to be trusted.
# self the wavering balance shake,
It's rarely right adjusted
The temptation is irresistible for the
vast majority of men; and, the worse for
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-12-25
PERSONA INJURIES.

THE RIDE.
Smith took car,
Not very far;
He also took Il notion
To leave the train
While yet twas plain
The van was still in motion.
THE ACCIDENT.
He took a leap,
All in heap:
He landed in fiutter:
His pants were Scared,
And rudely Jared.
His dicer i'll the gutter.
THE SMILE.
The motoneer
Ne'el shed tear,
But smiled a 'smole" seraphici
The festive Con"
Looked gravely on;
The scene was truly graphic.
THE OATH.
Smith took an oath,
He'd cinch EN- both.
And put crimp in Lowry;
His face all blood,
His name was Mud,
His visage sad and sOury.
THE LAWYER.
He took the case,
Resolved to place
The railroad in pickle;
He knew no law,
But had jaw
That could a graveyard tickle.
THE ARGUMENT.
Ha cove cavr ha
Ills plain to me,
II can reach the jury.
I'll make my name.
Go down to fame:
For can spout like fury.
THE NEGLIGENCE.
There's Mr.. Sly
Will testify
He saw Smith leave the car, sir;
The van was still,
Aud dead until.
1t started with jar. sir.
THE DEFECT
There's Mr.. Shrewd,
No callow dude,
A cunning, sharp detective,
Will make a vow,
That as to how
The brake was quite defective.
THE COURT.
So Lawyer Flea
Determined be
Would win at least this Ole suit;
TO cut it short.
The talk TO the court
Resulted in a non-suit.
THE FINALE.
Flea took a stay
The usual way,
He saw slender loophole;
But the old Supreme
Dispelled his dream.
And plunged HIM in the soup bowl.
Nj. j. DoNNELLlS
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-12-25
CREDIr wHERE 1T BELONGS.

st. Paul Is under Republican 're-
form" administration So is Chicago
Both cities are infested by burglars,
footpads and crooks of every degree. In
both cities the reformed police forces
are being severely censured. but they
occasionally deserve kind word, and
the GLOBE shall not refuse TO speak it.
In st. Paul the other day a psor
woman was arrested and fined for steal
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-12-25
4 Veteran Sailor
Toledo Commercial.

IOIcuO COmmerCIuI.
One who has seen fifty years service
in the navy or army ought to be permit
ted to retire. B0atswain John G. Thomp-
son, United States navy, who has been
attached to the Brooklyn navy yard for
the past fifteen years, has been placed
on the retired list. Boatswain Thomp-
and has seen ffty-twO years OF active
service.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-12-25

THE National Council of Women what
ever that may be- has ordained that gowns
reaching about halfway between the knee
and the ankle shall be regulation for women
tourists to the worlds fair. If this is one OF
Chicago's schemes to draw a crowd, we adj
monish that crafty city that the game won't
win. The limit is too low.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-12-25

:. THE man of deep thought, and who is much
given TO research into the mysteries of hui
man nature. is now graphing with several
problems incident 10 the glad Christmas
season. For instance. he is again trying to
figure it out why the festive eXpressman in
variably exercises his greatest vehemence on
the bundles and boxes marked 'Glass; ham
do with
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-12-25

JAY GOULD died before he was sixty. Com
modore VANDERBILT made most Of his money
after he was sixty. The logic Of the com
parison appears to be thatif JAY had been al
lowed twenty years more the financial prob
lens of this country would have become
greatly simpliied and unified.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-12-25

CITIZEN TRAIN has been delving into COM
parative philosophy. He has discovered that
the word ''damn" is of Asiatc derivation and
is synonymous with banana This greatly
facilitates the profane mans occasional job
of eating his own words.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-12-25

THE Tribune is late in its discovery that
"Gov NELSON Will make no wholesale re-
movals." The GLOBE Informed its readers
of that long ago. In fact that was one of the
many agreements he entered into in the late
camDaign
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-12-25

1t is the opinion of some that this
strong movement of gold is owing to the
sale of American securities by foreign
ers who fear the action of the Demo-
cratic party on the money question:
indianapolis journal.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-12-25

''LET the Democratic inquisitors go on with
their Investigation of the national treasury
by all means" busters the New York Press.
All right. 1t is difficult to investigate vac
uum, but it shall be done.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-12-25

"a CHANGE for the Better" is the caption
under which the religious editor OF the
Brooklyn Eagle works in three sticks on the
BRIGGS case. Great Scott! Haven't all the
changes on that case been rung?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-12-25

WE FEEL sure that KRIS KRrNGLE had a
very jolly proWl about ST. Paul last night
and that nowhere in all his travels did he
find better little boys and little girls to re-
ward with his generous remembrances.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-12-25

THE special Christmas number OF the
Crookston Times is a credit to the publishers
of that enterprising sheet and to the enter
prising city which supports it.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-12-25
HOW TO LIVE FOREVER.

We are pleased to observe that new
method of living forever has been dis
covered. Without in any degree re-
flecting on the merits of other methods
which have from time to time been pro-
posed, but never carried out, we are
free to Say that this latest method has
its points of advantage even over PONCE
DE Icons fountain and Mr.. BROWN
SEoUARD's elixir. The fountain, for
instance, doesn't fount, and if the elixir
has eliXed we haven't, heard about it.
But this new method is within eaSYreach
of everybody VINO gets imbued with the
foolish notion that earth is the best
place in the universe for residence pur-
poses. All you have to do is to feed
certain drugs to certain plants and veg
etables, and then feed the plants and
vegetables to yourself. The lmpreg-
mated plants and vegetables will so diff
fuse their acquired properties through
your system that you will-well, you
will live forever unless you get tangled
up in a cyclone or French duel. At
least, so the originator of this method
says. His indicated turnipS and i'm
pregnated cabbages are warranted to
keep the vital principle pegging away
al infinitum. What next?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-12-25

THE Republican party is in the fight to the
finish,'' shouts all organ. WAS i'll the fight
to the finish is closer to history. Please
pardon the correction.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-12-25

Rejected communications cannot be pre-
served. Aodless all letters and telegrams 10
TuE GLOBE. st. Paul, Mimi.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-12-25
Eastern Advertising Office Room II
Tribune BUILDING, New York.

Complete files of the GLOBE alwayskept on
hard for reference. Patrons and trlenos are
cordially invited 10 visit andaVall themselves
of the facilities of our Eastern once "nile
in New York.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-12-25

SPEAKING about Christmas presents. many
man gave himself away last night when he
went home after Christmas eve celebration
with che hONS. >,
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-12-25

Mamma Ito little daughter the day before
Christmas) -Madgie, what shall 1 buy for you
down town today?
Madgie-Th' longes' pwaih ov stockies 90
can fin.
Mamma - Why. Madgie. I'm surprised.
What's that for?
Madgie-So's Santa Cause ill have to guive
me lots oY pWesents.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-12-25

If 1T isn't too late, we would like to sUgges
that an improved burglar alarm would make
a cheerful and appropriate holiday present
for a ST. Paul household.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-12-25

FATHER McGLYNN, having been fully REIN
stated, will no longer ''wish to see the pope
walking down Broadway i'll stoveplpe
hat"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-12-25

IT'S consoling to know that the Panama
affair has its Hertz well heeied.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-12-25

A RUSSIAN philanthropist has discovered a
way to make whisky out of watermelons.
'Rah for Georgia!
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-12-25

CHICAGO will have complete and CLASH
fed collection of Hi1doo gods at its fair.
What greater ENDORSEMENTS could be of
fered?
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-12-25
CURRENT CHAT.

THERE are 15O,OO0O0O Bibles Get yours
out and read it today
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-12-25

WEEKLY ST. PAUL GLOBE.
one year ST. six mo-, 65c Three mo-, 3ac
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-12-25

DAILY AND sU,,DAY.
VI in advance. $40 90 3 mos; in ady..S2 90 90
+ m in advance. 90 . weeks in adv. %
One month ......-o DC.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-12-25

"A PEsSIMEsT OUT OF a JOB.
JOHN J. INGALLS, describes himself
as "a statesman out of job" That he
is a man out of job the Gil ODE gladly
admits; that he is statesman out of a
job the GLOBE doubts, because 1t fails to
recall anything in the long and rides
cent career of Mr.. INGALLS, that war
rants the use OF word so full of sig
nificance as statesman. But that he is a
peSSimiSt out Of job there is no doubt,
because he furnishes conclusive evil.
dence of it in an interview he gives to Il
Philadelphia paper. We ''are brought
face to face with the same condition of
affairs which brought about the French
revJlution," he says, and unless a
speedy remedy is found the people will
rise in their wrath and wage a terrific
warfare on the wealthy class" He is
sure that revolution is ripening. and
the powder and dynamite are ready for a
GUY FAWKES plot which will blow our
system of government to the bow-WoWs
eternal.
Mr.. INGALLS, makes the mistake COM
mon to men who are involuntarily re-
tired from public service, of thinking
that the nation must go to perdition be-
cause their hand is no longer about the
steering apparatus. He also makes the
mistake of not recognizing that the rev.
olutlon has already taken place with
nothing more explosive than the silent
ballot. 1t is true that the country
was reaching rapidly the condition pre-
ceding the French revolution, and for
the same causes. Here there was COM
ing to be that upper class filling their
lives with gayety; below them the dull,
plodding toilers, between whose needs
and earnings there was growing an ever
scantier margin, the surplus remorse-
lessly taken from them under forms of
law that the gayety above might go on
undiminished.
But, whether Mr.. INGALLS, can see it
or not, the tendency towards revolution
by bullet has been checked. 1t remains
for the party now entrusted with power
to say that it shall be finally stopped.
Ii it be true to itself, if it narrow in
stead of widen the scope of govern
ment; leaving to the citizenry the larg-
est possible range of freedom and keep
ing the government withip its limits of
police duty; if it turn deaf ear to all
the seductive schemes for the better
ment of men by law and leave them to
better their condition themselves; if. in
short, it be Democratic, discomfort will
vanish, because its Just cause will have
been removed and Mr.. INGALLS, gloomy
forbodings will be only the recollection
of nightmare.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-12-25

TR1,WEEKLY- DAILY Monday Wednesday
and Friday) coz,
VI in ADVANCE ga 90 q mos. in adv..Sz w
) months in advance. 81 Oo.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-12-25

SUNDAY ALONE 70
vr in advance. 81 90 ) mos. in adv. SOC
6 m in advance. l 90 l n. in advance.2oc
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-12-25

She was the cutest little rosebud. and he a
trifle bashful. She stole his hat as he was
about to go. and he chased her about the
parlor some moments to recover it.
III steal rose from your bouquet, if you
don't give me my hat" said he.
THAT wouldn't spite me any," said she.
: Observation-Disclosures you, if you
don't" stammered he.
And she clung to the hat.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-12-25
May it come to us all again.
THE PRESIDENT AND THE
SPEAKER.


The usually Well-informed and accu-
rate Washington correspondent of the
st. Louis Republic says that Mr.. CRISP
has made his peace with Mr.. CLEyE-
LAND. This should be true. if it is not.
The president and the speaker should
be at one in-their views of public policy.
If at loggerheads, only miSchieyous en-
barrasSments can come. Factions, en-
eryating the party, will be inevitable.
There was need that the speaker
should make his peace. The country
has said that he must do it, because the
country has decided between him and
the men who made him speaker. We
are race with short memories. but the
dust of twelve months has not covered
the situation then beyond recall. Mr.
CLEvELAND'S defeat in '8S only added
to his strength with the rank and file of
the party. He never was strong with
the mere politicians of the party. They
decided to defeat him for the nOmina-
ton. They selected the speakerShip as
the ground for the first contest. Mr.
MILLS was the representative of the
CLEVELAND element. Mr.. CRISP was
made his antagonist. He won. BY
precedent he was bound to tender Mr..
MILLS the craftsmanship Of the ways
and means committee. AS its former
chairman and the leader in the tariff
fight, he was entitled to it. Mr.. CRISP
emphasized his victory and its purpose
DV ignoring Mr. Mills He went fur
Their, and displaced from that committee
the BRECKENRIDGE and Mr.. BYNUM,
who had supported Mr.. MILLS, and
were warm advocates of Mr.. CLEYE-
LAND. The same course was pursued
all along the line. The men who
picked the winner'' were rewarded :;
the men who stood by MILLS and
CLEVELAND were relegated to minor
positions in the rear.
The convention and the election de-
ciSiyely reversed the movement which
put Mr.. CRISP at its front. The speaker
undoubtedly realizes this. and wisely and
sensibly yields to the decision. Instead
OF sulking, and thus bringing about di-
vision and another bitter struggle i'll
which the power which hould be united
for the common good would be frit-
tered away, MI CRISP does we'll ifhe h as
made due acknowledgment of his error
and determined to be at one with the
president and the policies and tendeD-
cies he stands for. 1t is well for Mr..
CRISP it is we'll for the party.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-12-25
SANTA CLAUS IN ST. PAUL.

"Great Scott! | thought
the telegraph wires in ST. Paul
were buried"
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-12-25
oLAUGH WITH THE GLOBE.

First Street Urchin-Ther say Pers'd'nt
Harris dunno wat ter do wen he gifts thro'
bein' pers'dn mt.
Second Street Urchin-Sho, jInks can't he
borrer Cleyeland's fish-pole an go fishin':
an wen he gifts tired ov fishin' can't he Dor
rer some hens eggs frum Hayes an raise
chickens? Shucks, er man kin easy nuf fin
sumthin' ter do wen 'e's got emmy snap ter
i'm.
First Urchin-That's what.
II ~
Teacher lin school which keeps pace with
the times)-Clara, what is the average num-,
Der of people to the voter in the different
states?
Clara-Five. in all states except South Da-
kota. g
Teacher-And what is il in South Dakota?
Clara-Twenty-tiv
Teacher-And why?
Clara-Because the state contains so many
three months residents.
j
Miss Van Dyke "a Observation-Disclosures
ever could have possessed Miss Van Doren,
the daughter of millionaire and one of the
: o.. to join the Salvation Army?
Miss Van Etten-Oh, if you could just see
how the poke bonnet has improved her apr
pearance, you'd know,
Los Angeles herald., 1892-02-29

seconds, with f. Avila second, in eight
seconds and P. Lug third, in ten Sec
onds.
The vaqueros then gave an exhibition
of picking up handkerchiefs from the
ground while riding at gallop. The
following took part: A. Arguello, M.
Push, p. Lugo, A. Cornell and A.
Chavez.
An exhibition of fancy riding was
given by Master Joseph Phelps, years
old, on his black mare, Nettie. Master
Phelps is wonderfully accomplished
equestrian. Another fine rider was
William Colam, while S. P. Arguello,
who acted as major domo, gave some
splendid evidences of skill as horse
man. The balance of the programme
consisted of the following feats. George
Stewart, with the fog-horn voice, acted
as Judge:
Riding bucking broncos; lassooing
afoot, Corral work showing the differ
ent methods of overland, underhand,
side and back throwing); hanging a
horse thief, a frequent diversion on the
range; half-mlle race between Mexican
vaquero and American cowboy riding
bucking broncos; the tenderfoot cow
boy, his first lesson at "bronco bust
ing;" lassooing stampeded wild horses
riding bucking broncos; hurricane race
for bride,
Los Angeles herald., 1892-02-29


F. W. Bagley of Milwaukee is at the
Nadeau.
E. w. Furbush, Boston, Mass, is at
the Nadeau.
G. @. Miller, a prominent New Yorker,
is at the Hollenbeck.
H. M. Shearer, well-known attorney
Of st. Louis, is in the city.
Chas. D. Fail, large cattle owner of
Wyoming, is at the Nadeau.
Rev. B. F. Halns, an eloquent divine
of Banning, CAL, is at the Nadeau.
Mr.. and Mrs. Robert Seeger and
daughter OF st. Paul, Mimi, are at the
Hollenbeck.
Jake Spetz, the well-known CONNER
eial traveller, is down from Frisco and
is stopping at the Nadeau.
Miss E. Smith, a popular society
young lady of Fullerton, who has been
visiting friends, returned last evening
Mr.. and Mrs. T. Hulen are visiting in
the city at 800 South Main street. Mr.
Hulen was last here forty-one years ago
Henry @. Selleck, an attorney from
Caro-, Mich. has been in the city for ths
past week, and expresses the belief that
he is catching the California fever. HI
Los Angeles herald., 1892-02-29
POMONA.

It Is Good Church Town City Briefs
and Personals.
Special Correspondence to the HERALD
POMONA, Feb. 28th.
Pomona has the reputation of being a
"church town." or a town of churches.
There are numerous churches here, and
several OF the church buildings are fair
models of architectural excellence as we'll
as being commodious, and the fact that
this is indeed town of church-goers
will be demonstrated to any one who
enters any or either of the many church
edifces on Sunday. Whether the build
ings are large or small they are always
filled with attentive audiences.
NOTES.
The Copeland liquor trial is called at
10 O'Clock today.
F.B.King, one of our leading dry goods
men. left yesterday for flying visit to
the east.
Lon J. Beauchamp, the ''Gough of the
West" closed his series1 of temperance
lectures last night.
The Christian Endeavor society of the
Congregational church are preparing for
grand social at the elegant home of
Judge Blades on the Kingsley tract next
Friday night. They are to be conveyed
thither in "straw wagons"
The whistle of the engine at Kerck-
hoff & Cuzner's planning mill was heard
early this morning. Time was when
this mill was going day by day, late and
early, but for some time it has only
made short periodical runs.
The HERALD list is growing in Po-
mona day by day. This is very natural
and logical result of the friendship and
the good words which the HERALD has
always had for this most charming Sec
ton, as we'll as the further fact that it
is now becoming recognized as leading
in the matter of well filed news col
umns.
Our reference to the advisability of
the construction by the Santa Fe COM
pany of cross cut or brace, connecting
the two sides of its kite-shaped track,
has attracted the attention of our people
to the matter, and it is safe to say from
the expressions we have heard that
Pomona would warmly indorse such a
move on the part of that great corpora
I ton.
The warm sunlight tempted scores of
people, young and old, to Ganisha park
yesterday. The beautiful and fresh
swards OF green, with bright, blooming
wild flowers, and the crystal, ,'clear, cold
and sparkling water, make a days
outing in that charming spot attractive,
invigorating and refreshing. Tonner's
ostrich farm, too, lends an additional
attraction.