Savannah courier. (Savannah, Tenn.) 1885-1979, 1892-09-01
PlTi4 AND POINT.

-.ICSltlOG WIN iluuy bho"kh'N''
people is merely soft place to sit down.
Galveston News.
Life is full of sunshine to the woman
who can crowd big foot into little
shoe. Rams Horn.
Being struck by lightning is the
chance of mans life; but he is always
willing to miss it.-Picayune.
If we didn't have holidays once in
awhile we couldn't appreciate the rest
fulness of hard work. -Elmira Gazette.
Its strange how crowded the thor
oughfare looks TO the man that's chas-
ing his straw hat down the street
Binghamton Leader.
The coffee palaces of Melbourne,
says an exchange, are the finest in the
world. The grounds are probably like
wise very fine. Rochester Post.
"A mean man will do almost any
thing to beat neighbor, but you never
heard of man mean enough TO beat
neighbor's carpet, Bradford Era.
You occasionally hear of the man
who takes defeat good-naturedly. You
also hear of fairies and ghosts, but did
you ever sec one?-Atchison Globe.
-Rowley-"E Every rose has its thorn"
surface-"Yes, and it is always the
prettiest girl who has habit of carry.
| ing pins in her mouth. IN. Y. Herald.
No, my son, you mustn't expect to
get up in the world in q minute. No
body can walk half so fast going up
hill as coming down.-Boston Tran
script.
--"Therc is one strange thing about
our soprano" mo; you don't sayl
What is it?" Merely that her solo is
always sohigh."-Smith, Gray & Co.'S
Monthly.
Us that good dog?" 81 used to
think so, but / have my doubts now"
"Why?" eve had him a month and
nobody has tried to steal him."-Wash-
ington Star.
--Doctor--''How is it you're not in the
country when / advised you to go?'
Patient Because the money l saved
up to go with you took for giving the
advice. IN. Y. Sun.
-'I have such an indulgent hus-
band" said little Mrs Doll. Eyes, so
George says responded Mrs. Spiteful.
sometimes INDUCES little too much,
doesn't he?"-Tid-Bits.
"A Non -Unionist.- st.-Employer-"You
ought to be married, Henry" Henry
IA clerk, seeking favor)-"Thanks, no.
I'm opposed to unions of all l1inds."-
Detroit Free Press
-He-"Shall steal kiss?" She
"Harry, | would not have You commit
crime; but as exchange is no robbery
well, yes, think we ought to man.
age it between us. Portland Tran.
script.
That Would Be Bad.-Gummey-
at would never do to have girls on the
police force" Gargoyle - "Why
wouldn't it?" Gummey-"You see
every arrest they make would be q
miss-apprchension." = Detroit Free
Press.
-"Pm going to have party or
mammals birthday" remarked Ethel
"and I've invited twenty-five boys ant
girls" "What a nice mamma you must
have" said the visitor. "Oh, mamma
doesn't know anything about itP' an
swered Ethel; cts going to be sur
prise party for her"
Teasing Friend What makes that
new baby at your house cry SO much
Tommy?" Tommy G1dignantly)-"It
don't cry so very much--and anyway,
If all your teeth was out, and your hail
off, and your legs so weak you couldn't
even stand on them, ] guess you'd feel
like crying yourself. Life.
Elsie, who is the youngest of the
family, was entertaining me the Other
day. During the conversation she said
"All the folks who come to cur house
are so much older than l am" Giving
a little sigh she continued: "TherC
seems to be awfully few people sever
years old nowadays. Hartford Post
First Officeboy you ask d'
| boss ter get off this afternoon?' Sec
ond Ofiiceboy-"Not much. You don>
| catch me making no such break rs dat.
First Officeboy-"W "Why, what's dc ma'c
: ter?" Second Officeboy-"Didn't ye
see de big package of clothing dat came
r for his wife from the dry goods storeP
: Cloak Review.