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She Lived -Four Score Years.

Special 10 the Indianapolis Journal.
FARMLAND. Feb. 5-Aunt Susan Oren, of
Goodview, six miles thw of here,
died this morning aged about eighty. She
was one of the pioneers of this county, and
had nan great-great-erandchlldren. She
was the wife OF Rev. Absalom Oren, ex-
minister of the Christian Church and well
known over the State.
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CT. TAULs CHURCH-CORNER ILLINOIS
= and New York streets The Rev. Braddin Ham.
lt0n. OF New York city. will ofioiaie on sunday,
Feb. z. at 10:45 q. M, and In the evening AZ 7s30.
AL are invited. Sunday-schOola al 2;30 p. IN.
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Congregational.

plymouth CHURCH-coRNER MERIDIAN
Il and New York streets; Morning service at lo+5l
evening service at 7:45. Rev. Geo. ID. Black, of yell
low Springs, o.. viii conduct both services. Morning
subject .The Real. Transient; the Ideal Perma-
nent" Evening subject, Tho Heavenly Vision "
The monthly song service will also Do given in the
evening. Sundayschool at $50.
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His Life Companion Gone.

Special 10 the Indianapolis Journal.
MUNCIE, Feb. 5.-Rebecca Davis, wife of
Joseph Davis, aged eighty-two. died to-
day. Mr.. and Mrs. Davis have resided In
Muncie over fifty years. and only last week
celebrated their sixty-second wedding an
nlyersary.
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Mpfhcdfxt.


HENTRAL-AVENUE EPTeCO-
" pal C~hurch-Corner of Central avenue and But
Ter street Rev. Henry A BuchteL D.. ID. pastor.
Preaching at 1880 a m. and 1880 y. ~ by the pastor.
Holy communion after morning sermon. Class
meeting. $50 a. IN Sunday school. 2l5 p. m. Ep-
worth League p~rsyer-meeung, $50 y. N Strangers
cordially welcomed
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Presbyterian.

EIRsT PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH-s0UTH-
Rev. NJ. Z. Haines. ID. d, pastor. Rev J. n Ailis.
d. D.. OF santiago. chill wiz preach &c lOs46 a. m.
sionary Work There" Al 1880 D. m. the pastor win
sne Use.s Christian EndsaSor at 6.45 ? N P1Syes
and conference meeting Thursday. 1880 p. m
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She. Too. Crosses the River styx.

Special 10 the Indianapolis Journal.
MARION, Feb. 5.-The death Of Mrs. Eliae
Everton here to-day was under clrcum-
stances considerably out of the ordinary.
Last Monday her husband died while sit
ting at her bedside. praying that he might
precede her by an hour to the gave. They
were both in their eighty-sixth year, and
had been married for sixty-fve years.
Both were greatly respected by many
frianda
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are able to trip the light fantastic, and by
q large crowd besides, two or three times q
week. The Lotus Club. of Brownson Hall,
gave an enjoyable .'hop" Wednesday night.
which, in point of numbers, was the big
gest given here this season.
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PARK NJ. f. CHURCH-NORTH-
H east corner Delaware and Vermont streets.
the pas or. Sunday school st 2:lJ. Evening serv-
ice al $3.50. Tuesday evening. kpSorth League
Thursday evening. prsyer-meetlDg. Strangers vel
come.
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Minor Notes

Bishop Becker. of Akron, o., lectured at
Dublin Thursday night.
Robert Meeks. of Farmland. is in posses
sion of q Chinese Idol made from bamboo
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NEW CHURCH C~HAPEL-333 NORTH ALA.
N bama street Sunday school at 9:30a. m. Services
az l0:45 q. m anc At $3.50 p. IN. conducted oy Rev.
j.. ID. Daniels. Evening subject, Are There
Wrongs 20 be Made Right In a Future NorldP'
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CEcoND PREsBYTERIAN

CECOND RESBYTERIA
- ner Vermont and Pennsylvania streets. The Rev.
Joseph A. Milburn pastor. Preaching at 1880 a IN
and s.3O p m sunday sohool at ESQ y. m Young
peoples meeting st Gas p. m Prayer-meeJing
school AZ 9 a m P-reyer-meeting Tuesday evening
conducted by Ar. Mfiburn.
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Christian.

CENTRAL CHRISTIAN CHURCH-CORNER
of Ohio and Delaware streets. D. r. Lucas
pastor. Subject, 10:45 o m. dignity of the Service
Of Christ" 7:45 I. m, why sin Exists. and Other
Questions" sundey-school at $50 a. m: Howard
Gale superintendent Y. p. 5. G. L. at ESQ p. M,
Miss Katharine Lucas. leader. AL are invited and
welcome TO these services.
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Dry Hole 1900 Feet Deep.

Special TO the Indianapolis Journal.
CHAMPAIGN. Feb. 5.-1he Champaign gas
well is now 1900 feet deep and still no gas.
A meeting of the stockholders will be held
before more work will be done. 1t looks as
if the enterprise would be allowed to tall
through.
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TABERNACLE CHURCH-coRSER NERD
Il ian and Second streets Rev. }. A Rondfhaler. ID.
D.. pastor. Preaching by Rev. DIT. wilcox. OK 81
Paul. at 1880 a. m. Sunday school. at2.lo p M. Y.
p. ;. q. f at 3;45 m The annual praise meeting
7.3O y. IN Addresses will be made by Mrs j. u.
Porter. OF japan. and Dr. Mary Fulton. Of China
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The minor parts have been disr

The minor parts have been disposed of to
different members of the class. The cos
tunes and scenic effects will be secured
from Chicago. and nothing will be left IN
done to make 1T a complete success. Prof.
George Clarke has charge of the entertain
ment. and Is training the young actors.
Beside the play, which will be the chief
feature, quite o varied programme, consist
ing of an grafton of the day and q number
of musical selections, will be given.
The candidates for Varsity honors in
baseball nave begun. active training.
Captain Gillon has selected fifteen of the
most promising players, n now they can
be seen every day in the new gym" going
through q severe course of hardening the
muscles. We have no cage in which to do
regular baseball work. but there Is room
enough for the batteries and one batter to
practice. GillOn intends to give the men q
thorough systematic course. and. as he IS q
graduate of one of the Eastern colleges
and a crack player himself, 1t is thought
here that he is perfectly competent to do
it. Four of last years team are back, and
they will probably be found in their old
positions.
There will be several changes in the mil.
itary companies this session. Capt. A. Nc
Kee Robinson, of Company e., has sent in
his resignation and has left for home. He
had a good position offered him there, n
as il would be many years before he would
be graduated he concluded to accept it.
Colonel Hoynes has not yet selected any
one to fill the vacancy, and is finding con-
siderable trouble In doing so. Sergeant
Lancaster. of Company A. could get it
very easily. but as he woald have
to forfeit his office in the senior company,
and AS he will be second lieutenant
next year. he Is somewhat loath to accept
il. The military companies have also
made a change in their tactics. They have
been following Upton's. but lately have
adopted those in force IN the United States
army.
Tomorrow. Feb. 6, is the seventy-eighth
anniversary of the birth of Very Rev.
Father-gen.ral Sorin. In accordance with
the custom of many years. the day will be
appropriately celebrated by the venerable
founders youthful proteges in ST. Edward g
Hall. At the same time the students, to-
Rether with his numerous friends all over
the world, will unite IN fervent wishes
that the superior's Improvement In health
may steadily continue. and the coming an
niversary may mark the renewal OF a long
career OF health aud activity.
Prof. Maurice +. Egan has cancelled bis
engagements TO lecture at Green Bay, Mil
waukee. and also at Buffalo. He will. how
ever, be seen in Chicago. Feb. IL.
Dancing 10 being INDUCED in by oil who
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INDIANAAND ILLINOISNEWS
Peculiar Case of a Wabash County Girl
Who Hasn't Spoken for Ten Weeks.

Her Voice Failed Strangely and Suddenly and
She Was Unable to Finish a Sentence
Which She Was Speaking at the Time.
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A Young Married Butcher Missing.

q 70 1c xH1HH1VOH5 dVuEuHL
FORT WAYNE, Feb. 6-Joseph Tobst, q
butcher. sold out his store last Monday.
took the money and has not been seen since.
No cause for his disappearance can be as
signed. Tobst was married only Q short
time ago.
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Battle witt. q Strange Animal

Special to the Indianapolis Journal
SPENCER. Feb. 6-Word comes from
Greene county of the capture of a wild ami
NAL in the Beehunter and and Buck-creek
marshes. which Is unknown to that section.
William Lynn. John Young and Will
Shelter. while out coon hunting. discov-
he'd il on q limb of a willow tree and
opened ire upon it. Five loads were fired,
when it jumped for the dogs below and
would have killed them al had not Shelf
fer dispatched it with q blow from an az.
The animal Is about three feet In length
and weighed eighty-hve pounds. It closely
resembles the ocelot, or Texas wildcat.
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NTERIDIAN-sTREET METHODIST EPIsC

NJ pal Chnrch-Corner OF New York and Meridian
streess-The Rev. II. A Cleveland. ID. D., pastor.
will preach At 1890 a m. aud at 1870 y. m Classes
az $3.50, sunday school at 2sl5. Y. z. {. G. r. OF 3s45.
at b O'Clock. the 7. p. .. q. 4. viii give q reception
10 the CONGREGATION.
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CEVENTH HURCH-C
- ner OF Cedar and Elm streets. IA V. Hunter
pastor. subject for sunday morning, Lessons from
the Life of spnrgeon" Rev. Dr. Wilcox, OF the
Fret NJ. T.. Church. 81. Paul MINI. will give ha
lecture ON Christian Manhood" at 1870 p. m sab
bath-schoOl OF 2s3O y. M Junior Christian Ed
q masSmeeting al Z O'Clock, az the Tabernscls
Church. Rev. J. NJ. Ailis. OF Chill. q A.. win lecture
upon that country ON "Wednesday evening. Lecture
illustrated with stereoptcOn-
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SERVICES.
Baptist.

EIRST BAPTIST CHURCH - NORTHEAST
Il corner Of New York and Pennsylvania streets.
Rev. w. r. Taylor pastor. Services at IOs45 O m
and 1880 p m Young Peoples Missionary Union
on Tuesday evening. Regular prayer-meettng
Thursday evening. sunday school. 9:15 am-A
prayer.meeting win be held every afternoon from5
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Farmers' Institute at Hartford City.
snacfal 70 the IndianannIis IournaI

Special to the Indianapolis Journal
HARTFORD CITY, Feb. 5.-The third an
nual Farmers Institute met In this city to-
day. The address of welcome was made by
j. p. Casterline. editor of the Arena, this
city. the organ of the Peoples party. 1.-THE
Farm and Farmer" by Nathan Fiddler;
agricultural Illusions" by David Cole;
How 20 Make . Crea merry Pay" by Mrs.
read.
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Mohammed, King of Tramps.

SPECIAL 10 the IhdianapoIls Journal-
SEYMOUR, Feb. 6-Professor Mohammed.
the Turk, called the king of trsmps. who
started from Cincinnati last Monday with
q wheelbarrow. arrived here last night at
Q o'clock, and Will remain here until
midnight, then leave for Mitchell. He
intends to make the trip on foot to San
Francisco, thence back via Chicago. Bos-
ton and New York to Cincinnati. q distance
of about ten thousand miles, in $50 days.
He is q magician, and relies solely on ex-
hibitions of his skill to max his travel
ing expenses.
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Special 10 the Indianapolis Journal
PRINCETON. Feb. 5.-What q few days
ago was o happy home TO Miss Ella Adams.
of Patoka. Ind. blessed with both parents
aud maternal love, 10 to-day desolate from
the loss of both. Her father and mother
are now lying side by side. cold in death.
The father. John Adams. died at noon to-
day, and the mother at 3 o'clock. La grippe
and was the fatal disease. Miss
Adams, q talented woman, was the only
child.
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WILL PLAY JULIUS CESAR"
Manner in Which the Notre Dame Seniors
Mean to Celebrate Washington's Birthday.
srecial to the Indianapolis Journal.

ETtClHI 10 tHt IHuIdHHIUI5 JUUFHaI.
NoTRE DAME, Ind. Feb. 5.-From the
foundation of the university until the
present day 1t has been the aim of the fac
ulty and students to tittingly celebrate the
ed of February. The honor of common NOR
ating this day has been given to the seniors.
The class of 1872 is determined to keep up
the time-honored custom, and they have
been working hard and earnestly for the
past week rehearsing Julius Cesar The
cast of the play will be made ND rs follows:
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Monroe County Soil-Tillers.
"a rha TrdfauauoIfa JournaT

Special 90 the Indianapolis Journal
BLooMINGToN. Feb. 5.-The farmers of
Monroe county have just closed an unusu-
ally interesting institute. at which a very
entertaining programme was rendered.
Frank Rogers. president of the Monroe
County Agricultural Society, acted as
chairman. and John Is. Hazel secretary.
Mayor Buskirk gave q short address of
welcome, which was responded to by Rev.
w. X. Halstead, of the Methodist Church.
A paper was read by Harry Barnett on
The Future Of American Farming" Other
papers were: w. III. Parks's on The
Farmers Burdens Dr.. C. A. Robinson's on
The Farmers Responsibility for His Lack
Of Prosperity" s. f. Phillipss on "Horti-
culture;" A. T.. Johnson's on advantages
The Value of Common Fer tilizers." by
Prof. Fl. A. Huston, and G. A. Robinson's
on The Organization of Farmers.D
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MNIEy1N4I13S y

The WESI.
At Indianapolis linton Station:
Leave for St Louis 7:30 q. IN, 11:5O a. M, 1855
p. m, 11:00 p. III. Trains connect az Terrs
on 11:O0 p. m. train.
Greencastle and Terre Haute Acc, leaves 400
p N.
ESQ p. m, 5:20p. M, 7:45 d. M.
Terre Haute and Greencastle Acco. arrives ID
1000 O. IN.
Sleeping and Parlor cars are run on through
trains.
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"Gambrel," s:15, Bought for $4,000.

Special TO the Indianapolis Journal.
RUsHvILLE. Feb. 5.-Dick Wilson & Co.
received this morning the brown stallion
Gambrel. No.. 1923; record 2:15 in q race at
four years old; sired by Gambetta Wilkes,
4659; first dam Belneld. by Enfield No. 12s;
second dam Lady Belmont tthe dam of
Sherman, 2:23l4l, by Belmont, 81; third
dam By Ericsson No. 100: fourth dam by
Vermont Blackhawk No. s. This horse
will be kept here and later in the season
will be started to lower his record. Dick
Wilson. who drove him TO his record, says
that he has speed to beat 2:l0. The price
paid was q 5000.
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RAILWAY TIMETABLES.
x. Indianapolis Union Station.
VvennSyIvdnid LINES
Trains Run by Central Time.
Trains Run by Central Tim

TICKET OFFICES ut Station and at corner Illinois and
Washington Streets.
TRAINS Run AS FOLLOWS:
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1892-01-15
NUMBER 10.
PROFITABLE HOGS.
Excess in Fat Is Usually the Source of
Considerable Loss.

Considerable Loss.
Whom the farmer is feeding for his
own meat he has no one but his own
taste and that of his family to consult,
but in feeding for market, if he expects
to realize the best price, he must sup
ply what the market demands. With
hogs there has been a considerable
change and the farmer must breed and
feed so as to supply what is needed as
fully as possible. Instead of hog
made extremely fat, proportion of fat
and lean and not SO large an animal is
wanted, and sells at better price a
pound than the fat animal, while in
nearly all cases it can be placed on the
market at less cost.
One of the principal causes of the ex-
cess of fat with hogs is the exclusive
feeding of corn. So many rely almost
entirely upon corn as food for their
hogs, not only in fattening or finishing
for market, but also in feeding for
growth, and as corn is very fattening
food the natural consequence is car
cass with a large proportion of fat
The selection, feeding and breeding
have all been to this end and with
predisposition in this direction, and a
ration that is well adapted to its devel-
opment, large proportion of the hogs
marketed have contained an excess of
fat.
While breeding is factor in secur-
ing better proportloned carcass, the
feeding is still more important. BY
supplying good variety and using
such materials as are well adapted to
development of lean as well as fat
meat, such as alfalfa, peas, barley,
sugar beets, squash or other flesh-form-
ing seeds, better animal can be Sc
cured, and while ordinarily corn is one
of the cheapest hog feeds, other ma
terial can be used in connection with it
that will still help to reduce the cost.
Especially during growth is it inn
portant to feed properly. Keep in a
good, thrifty condition, but not fat,
using alfalfa steamed in winter or
green in summer, bran ship stuff, oats,
| barley or other material to secure
good growth Of bone and muscle. You
need not discard corn entirely if you
can grow it easily, but using in connec-
ton with other materials rather than
making it an exclusive food. After an
animal has reached certain stage,
any gain beyond this is secured at an
additional cost. This, of course, lessons
the profit, and when the lower prices
are considered it is certainly not ad-
visable to feed beyond a certain weight,
In a majority of cases hogs that are
well finished for market, weighing
from 175 to 200 pounds, not only sell at
the best prices but cost less to feed
than those that average 800 pounds, as
the additional weight is generally
largely fat and is not what the con.
sumner wants. --Colman's Rural World.
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1892-01-15
GOOD MANNERS.
How the Young Should be Taught Respect
for Age.


for Age.
A lady of wealth and culture once
said: "When / get to be sixty years
old, am going to live in Paris. 1t is
only in France, unless you except
China, that old people are treated with
becoming Difference and respect"
But why is this? What is the reason
that, in this enlightened republic, as
one approaches threescore years and
ten, his power subsidies, his influence
diminishes, and he is given to under
stand that he Is of no more use in life
and would do well to meeEly and pa
tiently occupy the background into
which he has been driven. Younger,
stronger and more active ones, filled
with zeal which is often without
knowledge, assume for themselves a
supremacy which experienced minds
They take no thought of the culture
and refinement and wisdom of their
elders, but too frequently ignore their
presence and give no heed to their
counsels In public and in private, the
latter are made to feel like intruders
where they were once highly honored
and esteemed, and deeply realizing
these numerous Sights they are fain to
retain their self-respect by retiring into
obscurity Thus much of the gold of
wisdom, gathered grain by grain
through years of toilsome experience,
is lost to the world, and worse than
that, those of fewer years are cultivat-
ing narrow, selfish, arrogant spirit,
highly injurious to themselves. This
tendency to irreverence and arrogance
toward those superior in age is, In a
great degree, the fault of parents 1t is
a reaction from the unnatural restraint
and repression practiced by Puritan an.
cestors, together with the mistaken
idea that liberty means license to the
young to deport themselves as they
choose.
The latter, untutored, undiseiplined
in voice, in speech, in manners, iii their
youthful ignorance naturally conclude
that they know it all. With an exuber
ance of spirits, unframed and reckless.
they are not aware that they are contin-
tally transgressing the simplest laws OF
deeorum. They'are allowed to suppose
that they are of paramount importance
and all their words and actions are tc
be observed and admired Thus vanity
selfishness and disregard for theil
elders is fostered in their souls
Now, we would not return to the
stern methods of discipline practiced il
former years, but we would have littl,
ones taught to use their freedom prop
erly. 1t is easier for child of two o
four years to learn to enter room
quietly and gracefully aid address
others politely, than it is after he ha
been in the habit of rompinR about in
sitting-room and interrupting converse
ton by his rude end boisterous Ian
guage. Gentle, polite, graceful man
ners should be taught at an age so earl,
that they become like second natur
before he has learned the alphabet o
course he should have his times for lou,
and active play, out of doors or in som
room set apart for the purpose, but il
the family and in the presence of thei
friends, he should unconsciously, as
J were, behave as gentleman. Rever
euce for aye and the duty of especW
Difference r. it. should be carly iaslile
at0 bis miBd cleveland leader
Lawrence democrat. (Lawrenceburg, Tenn.) 1884-1925, 1892-01-15
PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS.

--Querius-"Does Miss Prym believe
everything in her Bible?" Cynicus-
Eyes, except the entry of her birth!'-
Epoch.
MY boy got good thing last
night" said Smithers. $50 did mine"
returned Hawkins "Mne said"
Exit Smithers, N Y. Herald.
-Ethel-"You make me think of the
prospectus of a new paper Mr.. Stalate."
Stalate-"How so?" Ethel-"You seem
to have come to stay.'"-N. Y. Herald,
Conductor (stum bling in the aisle)
fare these your feet, sir?" Passen-
ger Eyes, sir" Conductor "You
should have had them checked"
Visitor "Ah, what splendid piano
you have! Are you fond of music?"
Weary Householder-"I used to be be-
fore that piano came into the house. -
Boston Transcript.
No Targets Wife-"We are
going to disband our sewing society,"
I'll usband-"Why, what is the trouble?"
Wite--"All the women in the parish
have joined. Yankee Blade.
-rimid Citizen (who has just escaped
from riot)-"Who are you, sirP" Po-
liceman-'I am member of the police
force. There's my badge" Timid Cit
izen (vociferously)-"Help! Help!'-
Washington Star.
Sure Enough. -Tragedian can't
stand this audience. They are nothing
but pack of fools" Manager-"I
guess you are right. / was around in
front and that's what they were saying
to each other. "-Brooklyn Citizen.
"A man insulted me awhile ago by
offering me $500 for vote" remarked
New York alderman to friend.
"Well suppose you pocketed the in
suit" replied the friend.-Smith, Gray
& Co.'S Monthly.
-Parkins-"My son is smart fellow.
He'll be rich man some day" Mar
rowfat-"What does he do?" Parkins
-"He is an ice-man in summer, and in
winter he runs bination business
of plumbing and coal. "-Harper's Ba-
Ear.
Miss Klinlser-'I saw you out rid
ing yesterday with Miss Wealthy" Mr.
Softer (hurriedly)-"Pardon me, Miss
Klinker, you are mistaken. That was
that homely, cross-eyed little shrimp,
Guy Manners" Miss Klinker-"Dear
me! could have sworn it was you
Such striking resemblance. -Harper's
Bazaar.
81 met your friend Dab last night "
What do you think of him?" Hon
estly, l was disappointed He is the
--LATEST funny man l ever listened to.
How could you call him "a fellow of in
finite jest?'" so, you misunderstood
me. l said he was fellow of infant
jest Crypt
"A Matter of Location. Suffer lat
the end of the Simpkins ball-"Do you
know, / can't find my overcoat any
where" Simpkins-"Have you looked
in the refreshment room?" Suffer
"Why, no. How could it be in there?'
Simpkins "You haven't been any
where else during the evening, have
you?"-Clothier aud Furnisher.