Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1892-08-04
EpENIAG ECHOES.

luIi} ElIuGh NHStl you llIsb WeHt vi ille
stage" He--"1'wo bricks and cab
bage. "-Harpard Lampooa.
"Mary-"I hear you are going to
marry policeman" Katie-"Yes, it
istrue; | couldn't resist him. There's
heavy penalty for resisting al officer"
"Gou seem TO be man of extensive
views said the laxative man in the
train. ~ am" was the answer. lin
a stereopticon lecturer. - Washington
Star.
lie Coming home late)-yery sorry,
my dear, but was detained down town
by some pressing business. She--Press-
ing business! H'm---was it your type
writer girl?
Druggist There you are, sir. One
twenty-five observation-disclosures me,
but I'm in the trade" Druggist "ph, l
beg pardon. Ten cents, n--lSmith, Gray
d Co.'S Monthly.
You say you're veteran from
Georgia." II have that honor, sir"
What regment?" mo regiment at
| all, sir-just q natural born colonel. -
Attdata Constitution.
The Angel Gabriel preparing 10 sound
the last trump silence noww Elk
ehsSA iOuIlS lhH-- IlOlu On JuSL "
second! I've sent a boy for my kodak A."
--Chicdgo Tribune.
OVERRIDING lt.--He (tishing for loving
| protestationsl-"My angel, do not be-
lieyc | am worthy to be you husband
She Ithoughtfully) -"That's just what
my mother says. -Neo York Wcekly.
Pat TO parrot, who had just finished
whis,ling God Save the Queen");
Begorra, its dumb good thing ye have
green tithers on yez; if yez was a
canary I'd twist yer neck for yez.-EE.
Tinkle-lIow are you getting along
with your new clerk? Is he d good
man? Wrinkle--lle works like charm.
Did you ever see a charm work Tinkle
u never did Wrinkle--Well, that's
him.
! "a little bird told me that you had been
naughty to-day" said Fommie's father
1T must have been that parrot next
door," answered Tommie, but | don't
know how he found out, "--Hdrper'S
Young People.
"Why, Sam Tompkins, said Mrs. T.,
81 saw you kiss that communicating,
horrld chambermaid. I" Nov, don't get
angry, my dear 1t was mistake. |
thought She was YOU, You are as alike
as two peas. =" The Epoch.
Mr.. Wechawken-"L Laura tells me
that you were serenadng her last
night" Young Hoboken-''Well ~
Mr.. WI Just came around to apollo.
gize for throwing that hair brush at you.
You see, thought it was the dog"
Mrs. Dinkel-.Iust fancy, Dinkcl, our
neighbor in the next fiat has been to-
day making Inc an offer of marriage i'll
case you don't get better Sick lius.
band What that fellow? il would
serve him right if died tomorrow,
This here thing of wimmin in poll
tics is the ruination OF the kentry,n said
the man from Wyoming. cts got 50
now that we can't even hey lynchin'
without decoratin' the rope with yaler
ribbins an SIGH. indianapolis, joWrRaI
Atheist, use thine eyes
And, having viewed the order of the skies
, Think iii thou canst) that matter blindly
hurled,
Without d guide, should frame this won.
drons world, --CrcsA.
NO" exclaimed the lady from the
west, I'D have you to know that was
not born in Chicago" "No?" was the
reply of her dear friends. II ought to
have known better. Chicago is new
. place, comparatively speaking. "-B0stoi
Transcript
Whats the matter, Parker? YOU
, look blue ~ am. | asked Miss Nor
|. rison to be my wife" "Ah Rejected =
, mo. Referred me to her mother, anC
well, her mother rejected me herself
last September at Narragansett. "-Har.
paris Bazaar.
tlFrbn <kI,l 4, 4, l...I. I1.z,..L
I man, is lie not?' Nurse-"I don't know
! myself what to call him, Ills mothe
| is French lady, but his father is
{ shall have to wait till he can talk; thet
we shah see. - LeSltalls.
Doctor-"The fact is, you're over
T worked. You must take a rest for
few weeks. What you want is absolute
i quiet Merchant-"Well, can't q
away just now. Let me See. b.
4 hockey I've got it. I'll stop advertis
ing. Boston Transcript
o As nearly as he can describe it ii
n type, n Confederate veteran says, in
ii magazine article, the historical 'rebc
( yell" sounded like" Woh- hoo cyl hoo.ey
h hoo-ey" with the accent on the "hoo
+ And despite it the "rebs" We're hoodooed
with the accent same old way.
Z flames, don't see You waiting a
q table any more" "No, sab, Use bee
v promoted Use entry clerk now.
i "Hou an entry clerk | never knc,
/. you were a book keeper" "Oh | ain
d ] jes keep my eye on dc umbrellas, hat
Il and things de boa 'ders leave III de hail.
Il He had staid and staid tile nig!
before until the girl was mad enough |
-, saw ANYTHING and She did the next da