The Waco evening news. [volume] (Waco, Tex.) 1891-1894, 1892-03-17
WOMEN ON HIS BRAIN.
OCCASIONAL LIFTS A LOAD
FROM HIS MIND.
some Interesting Figures About the
women-Some PIain Truths Told
in a Quaint way-lntoresting as
We'll ns Funny.

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ed in Waco. never see nun Nv you
these days but l recond both Nv us is
better off by it. We got something
on nv mind what | wants ter un
load in your paper. My mind is weak
an can't hold up er wsity subject
long at er time. / never wants ter
get overloaded with muffin, for its er
bad feeling. Now | wants ter write
er bout women. You noes thars bin
women ever since thar was any fruits.
The first thing she ever dun wus ter
bite sumething she ought not ter and
she's bin err biting ever since and
sometimes she bites off more than she
can chaw. Thars lots NV fool men what
thinks er womaL amt got no sence-
they thinks she amt fit fur muffin but
ter raise er whole passed. Nv children,
milk the COWS, feed the chickens and
act er servant for her old no count
husband, ginerally. That's the doc
trine Nv cd barbaraius nations, but
that doctrine got nocked higher than
the kingdom cum as civilization, edu-
cation and christianity cum er long
through the country. Thars lots Nv
folks whats bout what Paul said er
bout it being er shame fur er woman
ter speak in public and if she
wanted ter know anything ter
ak her husband at home.
Bn the fust place her old husband
don't know what ter tell her and in
the second place he wouldn't tell her
If he noed, and in the third place he
amt never at home. He's always got
ter go ter the loges er see er teller on
'portant bisness down town. Fifty
Years er go thar want no female
school teachers hardly in the pdblick
free schools. The New England
states led in respect ter free schools
and that's the reason so many NV our
female teachers cum from de north er
few years er go and cum frum thar
now sometimes-the publick tigers
whats made up er cordiDg ter act in
congress and is called statistics shows
that in Vermont ter over 730 female
teachers in the public schools, thar is
only 100 male teachers. In Rhode
Island thar is 600 women teachers ter
100 what amt females. In Massachu.
sets thar is 92O female teachers ter
100 male teachers-now when yer
turns yer face towards Dixie yer find
er different sort Nv er thing-you
takes Kentucky, what is er border
state the male and female teachers is
even 100 ter 100. Then yer moves
on down inter Tennessee whar er lots
er smart men cum from and me
throwed IL fur good measur and you
will find 100 male ter so female
teachers. Then yer goes over
inter Arkansaw whar no
body will sayhe cum from and you
find 100 male ter so female teachers
this is the fust time / knowed thar
was any school teachers in Arkansaw.
Texas beats Arkansaw er little for
Texas has 100 male teachers ter 70
what amt male. Old Alabam has
gone clean back on the women for its
got 100 men teachers ter Nv the
other kind. Now l quits on the state
business and get up er eittle higher.
Two thirds Nv the teachers with pub.
lilo schools in the United States is
women Fifty years or go thar was no
colleges fur the gals ter go ter; they
had ter mix up wuth the boys, now
thar is 100. Then the women wust
er lowed diplomas or "sheepskin" but
now they are, fur er heap Nv EN- marry
Sleeps in VOLTS clorthing and then take
the skin off, Thar want no medical
schools fur women then, butts thars
lots NV EN- now. Thar want no fe.
male doctors then but thors 5000 NV
EN- now er huff ter make sum nifty big
grave yards. Then they held no
public offices but you bet they do
now if you don't blieve it you 90 ter
Washington and take me with yer if
yer can and see the gal clerks what's
In them different government depart.
ments they don't hold no postoffice
persitions then but they do now
and yer don't have ter go
ter Washington ter prove it. Just go
ter your own postoffice, then those lots
NV women whats rit books and writes
fur newspapers and dus lots NV things
general what they dint use ter do
now I've Just writ this fur the good NV
some poor gals whats got err widowed
muther and maybe. little hrOthars nm