The progressive farmer. [volume] (Winston, N.C.) 1886-1904, 1892-07-26

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see a Prime houce,
when i nok at the do the kook she
KUN outen the kitchen she e sesshee
good laud what yu meme a Poundin at
that thar do mr.. nj he tel me ter ga
ne ar still in the arms of morfeen.
Sezzi ter her sezzi yu brazen Critter
sezzl yu orter Be ashaim whew ar
morfeen emmy how tell him i KUN ter
see Bill nj tel him sezzi that Dave
Hanks ar hear. Which she sed SEES.
she dar whar i ak him an he sed sezzee
hit ar a fgger er a speech. Sezzi ter
her sezzi mi Name ar Dave Hanks
sezzl from Kane Kreak sezzi an i KUN
on spshul infertashun ter see Bill nj WI
20 sezzi and tell him i ar hear sezzi.
Which she sed sesshee i ane gwine
dew hit sesshee, mr.. nj he gin me
ticker subtrackshuns not ter koorrupt
him tel 10 o'clock keze he kant sleap
fer snalx in the Mite sesshee.
Goshen nifty sezzi dew he Keap
snalx? no sesshe he don't but he think
he dew an he take Snaik Medsin awl
Mite mi ant had lizzerds up her back
which nobody never kood see ennv.
Wei sezzi yu Go an Git me a Kupper
Coffy an i will Go an Git brekfuss with
dee lance & Kun back after while.
which she sed sesshee yu go on thouten
the sKofy which i jess got up misef.
which / SEE ter her yu sassy huzzy but
l Went on. i got a good brkfuss at
at dees he ar a Klever Phello never
mine what he lowed about bill nj.
When i got back ter bills houce he
were a settip on his poach a readin a
muse paper he look up immeejitly &
he SEE ter me seize good mornin Hanks
seize, did yu Git them Butes from
montanner?
1 ar mi Dan tanner sezzi which i pade
kash fer the maxim er these Butes i
hope yu kan sa the saim thing Kon-
sarnin er them yaller slippers yu hav
got on sezzi i sopose yu jess got up. O
no sezzee / hav bin out sezzee sense yu
was hear i hav hode out mi corn pach,
/ have hid up mi Burbank Seedlin DO
taters, hav kept often the grass, i hav
ct a water million outen mi oan pach,
l hav greeZed the kukumbers i hav
sprade a flint rox. Sezzi how did WI
purswaid 20 millions ter git Ripe so
sumo? sezzee iFoaced them ter git Ripe.
how sezzi? sezzee i tuck mi shot gun &
stood bi them & SEE ter them sezzi
yu git up & Git & they Got sezzee,
what IL the use or waitin fer what yu
Kin Git immeejitly sezzee. & what
dew yu meme sezzi bi a sprayin of 20
Flint Rox sezzi9 Wi sezzi i hav Got
tierd er waitin on them tn, what ar the
use sezZee2 as how sezzi?
Wi sezzee er waitin fer them ter
deka sezZee. Which i baught me a
skwurt Gun & Barril of aggy fortiss
& / kan go out of a mornin & melt
down several Tuns of Flint Rox in a
our sezzee.
What il the use sezzee of settin back
& waitin on the nawin tewth of timz,
the Dissintigreatin in foonce of tempus
Fujit go ter speek sezzee, when yu kan
dew hit all 20 SET & Fondly immajin
yosef a Boy agin sezzee2 Sezzi viii
don't yu tri hit on them Snaix? sezzee
ter me sezzee lite & look at 20 saddel.
yu kan tether 70 bailum ter sum of
the Desidyewus Undergroath ezzee
mr.. nj sezzi i ar a law abidin man but
no man kan kawl pete that & liv sezzi.
o vel sezzee HIGH 20 mewel ter a tire
an Kun in Butt keap him often the
grass. which i suppose hit were a
hiddin out under the flint rox i seed
nun butt i sed Nuthin. Sezzee ter me
sezzee Hanks miss nj ar ava from
home likewise the chillun put up 20
mewl in the stable an stay with me ter
diner i have ordered green turkIe
supe.
Sezzi i ma KUN in & then i ma Knot
which he sed sezzee yu kan dew az yu
Durn pleze yu kan KUN in er yu kan
| Go & set on the bottom Rale er the Pig
pen. ackordin ter yer taist. i put
pete in the stable. after that mr.. nj
he were as kline an soshibul as emmy
man he run often the poach, & gethered
me bi the han. Kun in Kun in seZzee
this ar the Hapyist mint of mi life,
exkews me if i speak hiperbollicky
sezzee. Kun rite in sezzee & weel
| hav diner in a few minits : hav ordered