Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-09-26
CALLINS DIRECTORY.
THIS YEARS NUMBER TO BE ISSUED WITHIN
A FEW DAYS.
Some Of the Pecuharihes Which Il Contains.
News Of Three Letters, and Others that
Are Jaw Breakers.

Callin's new city directory for 1892
% is now Reddy and will be Auth in two
or three Days. 1t is Piarr Moore COM
plete Work than any yet published.
The List Of people, according to Mr..
Callin's calculations, aggregates over
41,OOO, as against 4O,635 two years ago.
Unlike its predecessors the Buch will
Nau be Bound in cloth, by Cincinnati
House. There is not much Change in
the arrangement of the matter, but
each department shows an increase.
Everybody's name and his Brouthers Is
in the Directory. A REGISTER Mann was
allowed to Glance(y) over an advance
copy yesterday. The Drec tory Mann
is no respecter Of persons. Princes and
Mobiles, and Pages and Cooks are placed
side by side, Kahn and Abel each find
place, and the Lyon and Lamb lie
Down(s) together, Happy family In
deed. These things being true the
REGISTER Mann decided to Workenour
with the Directory.
All sorts Of names are found, OF peo-
pie who are all the Hughes of the rain
bow, Brown, White, Black, Gray, Green
and Vermillion, and Strange enough
there are Blacks that are white, aud
Whites that are black. The trades and
professions are we'll represented in the
Taylors, Smiths, Wagoners, Bakers,
Cartwrights, Carpenters, Plummers,
Cooks, Merchants, Masons, Millers and
Sailors, as we'll as those who Wright
with Quilts for subsistence. They are
WEIGH, French, English and Irish.
There is the Long and the Short Of it,
men who are Stout and Strong, and
men who are Meek Little Stumpps.
There are Good people, who are Fair
and try to do Wright, but sad to relate,
there are also Crooks which the Mar
ShallS would do well to Hunt and Lynch
if Colt (s). There are Bumgardners and
other Gardeners, Daubers who are never
Killeen. Rich men with their Nichols
and a Newman who is quite Riddle.
There are Happy Young Harris who
talk Love while they watch the MUM,
Hercules is there, Strong as Of old, and
even McGinty Capps the climax by
coming up from the Rocks at the bot
tom of the ocean, in Holiday attire, to
put Bole Of Bier Inbody, to Stuff his
Frame, as it were. There are Fish for
Fishers, and a Hammer for Mr.. Hamm.
In fact the Body who cannot be pleased
is Adam Goodwin.
In the way Of Grub there are Pease,
Korn, and Beans, Rice, Hare, Kuhn,
Lamb aud Fish, to satisfy any Mann
who Etz, with Coffee, Bier and Pipes
for solid Comfort. These things are
Good for Bone and Sinew, but there are
Plants and Erbs, Roses and other
Flowers, Wilde and tame to suit the
aesthetic taste. Then there are Waters
Of ALL Kynes that flow Daley from
many Wells. But we are warned to pay
Bills or we will be Dunn led, and il we
move at a too rapid Pace, we are re-
minded that Aul must Del, for that is
the Divine command. Whether there
is Bliss, or all is Black as knight be-
yond, we know Knott. We can only Wait
and Hope.
A man may have every Comfort about
his House. A Good Cook, Fair Grub,
lots of Nichols to keep the Wolf away
from the Dore, no cause for Tiers, and
last and Best Of Ali, the Daley or
Weekly Register. He can have kneiss
Garden, with nice Rhodes, and Green
Grass for Daily Knapp.
Among the many double-Jointed
names in the directory are Bachenheim-
or, Bartholomaus, Beiswoseck, Berlen-
shousen, Brozoski, Drosguiski, Egens-
perger, Filcaski, Frieberthauser, Hep
pendiezel, Iablinski, Kranskopf,
Jacobko witch, Matulavet, Ofterdinger,
Reimenschneider, Schlatschneider'
Schmalstieg, Semrnufski. Utter
molen, WHITEWATER, Zunjickel,
Duesterdick, and Yognesshefky. Here
is a choice lot, for which prize is Of
fered for the correct pronunciation
Czinkinski, Piarr, Pfeiffer, Yhakel,
Plug, Pfingst, Pfaffenbach, Pfeffer-
man, Iablinski. In striking contrast
are such names as Ben, Fox, Dun, Ice,
Ray, Del, and BON.
Mr. Calm has been delayed a great
deal by his binders, but the 1irm an
nounces that the directories will GER
tainly arrive not later than Tuesday
and will be distributed at once among
subscribers. Mr.. Calm was in Cincin-
natl last week.