The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-04-11

that they set husbands thinking. It's a pity
! that 1t doesn't set some husbands to shoot
ing-not the men, o. no, but the fool of a
woman who doesn't value the love of her
husband above everything else. Men some
times say sensible things, and in talking
I over the lats tragedies it Is bit curious to
hear how they judge women. Said one:
| When was boy there were
eight of US at home, and we tumbled
around and had our qusrrels, and
! fought them out and went to
mother TO be kissed and made well. We
thought our mother the finest woman In the
world, and when we got old enough we con-
graduated our father on marrying her
Sons are not doing that nowadays. Women
don't want to have any sons, or daughters
either for that matter; they want TO have
GOOD time, as they call it, aud they don't
propose to lose their figures or waste their
time bearing children. Then there is no
blessed child who is a tie between us, and
madame can go her way and can 60 mine,
and the life, health and happiness Of little
one Is not dependent on either Of US.
"wHAT FOOLS WOMEN ARE.
They lose their strength. they lose their
power, when they disdaiu being mothers
l am blamed If some place way off make
little home, where there are children who
are mine, and woman who loves me for
myself, and for these children; and yet do
declare it was in my wife's power to have
kept me always and forever and believe
she doesn't believe. she thinks It isn't fash
ionable-that when we come to be Judged
the blame will be put upon her. The nat
ural instinct of a man is to have a home
and to have his friends come TO that home.
and be merry there; he doesn't like to read
in the papers that the beautiful Mrs Dash
was magnifcently gowned and led the ger.
man with a talented Mr.. Tom, Dick or
Harry. o. no. He knows what that
means; 1t means that she is wearing "A gown
cut lower than would be- necessary il she
we're nursing her baby; it means the getting
flushed with wine, until she willingly
listened to the off-color story and then.
well-then, the descent TO the Internal ooun-
try is very swift"
This is a mans wisdom, not mine. But
believe in the wisdom of men-it is proba-
bly, the defect OF my early training, or per-
haps, 1t was bred in the bone; but must
confess that think the average man can
reason out things thousand times better
than the average woman. 20, botherm
said somebody's don't 90 to telling us no
much you like men," Ny dear girl, Pm do
ing 1t with an object; l want you to like
them, because. bless their dear hearts, they
were intended to be liked by women. and
you oughtn't to attempt to put q spoke in
the wheel made by nature.
OUR SENATORS NOT IMPRESSIVE.
IL you nave duy ueSlf6 10 IOSe all respect
for the people who represent you Just come
to Washington. Our House Of Representa-
tives looks like q gin mill, with the bar not
to the front; the gentlemen p who voice
our opinions assume positions that men
gently bred would not. They haven't the
decency to listen to the speaker, whoever
he may be, and the average one looks as if
he ought to be put in the hands of barber,
have some decent clothes made for him, and
be intrusted TO some wel-bred man who
would teach him how TO walk and eat and
sit. The Senate is little more dignitied
but it is the dignity Of stupidity. They go
into secret session, and the doorkeepers tell
you with great mystery that the Boring
sea question is being discussed, and
some enthusiastic constituent assures you
that we are going to knock England all to
pieces. Now. look here. Why maynt we
just drop that seal coat question aud confess
the truth, which is that Il England got
half her navy together against the whole of
ours, she could pick US up by the soruff of
our neck, as we do the tykes, drop us in the
Boring sea. and the seals would think we
we're new kind of plaything. Between
you and me, think the average senator is
much more Interested in pink petticoat
trimmed with white lace than he is in the
Boring sea. Now. the Senate would be
doing worthy Of itself If it would send all
its ships to swim around New York and re-
move the dust and mud that mean death
and destruction to pink petticoats.