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The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1892-09-22

COMPLETE returns from Vermont
show Republican loss in majority as
compared with 1888 of 9,262. This is
awful.
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1892-09-22
NEWTON'S HEAYE and COUGH CURE,

Will positively euro HEAvEs, Colds, Chronic Cough,
lndseition, Dicmpcr and skin Eruplons An ntalliblo
remedy for expeny and grand conditioner Used for
years by Doctors j. W Newton and j. Carter, Veterinary
Surgeons, Toledo. Ohio. MARSHAlL,S HOOP CURE
cures Quarter Cracks Brittle, Contracted Feet 6o Price, eaoh
LOO per pkg,
For sale by Geo. q Lindsay, Chas L. Weber, Dur
pin, wright Co., and VIM. Barber g. Sens, Can
ton, q. funqIm
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1892-09-22
A9aErn isWea!th!

IA. Y. U. WHsr's NaRvB AND BgAIS TREAT
dSKT guaranteed specific for Hysterls, Ulzziness,
0Juvutsl0rs, Fits, Nervous Neuralgia, Headaehe,
Nervous SrOstratiOn caused by the OF alcohol or
ng OF the Brain resulting In insanity and leading to
misery, decay and death, Premature Old Age, Bar
fenness, Loss OF Power In either sex, Involuntary
Losses and SptrnAtorrh9a caused by over-eIertion
u the brain, set-abuse OF oyer-indulgence, Each
3Gr contains one months treatment. el.00 box
or ak oo&o5 for 5b0Q, sent By mail prepaid on
sNipt Of price.
WE GUARAN NTEE SIX BOXES
30 cure Lny case With each order received by us
ilg DIX boIes, accompanied with $500 we will send
no purchaser our written guarantee to refund the
money II the treatment does not effect 3 cHre.
Guarantees issued only by DuTbln. Wright q 90.
orugggtE solo Sgts.. Canton. o, ianl nl-T-T-s-W
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1892-09-22

UNITED States Senator Stewart of
Nevada has declared for the Peoples
party. He leaves the g. o. p. in deep
disgust,
The Stark County Democrat. [volume] (Canton, Ohio) 1833-1912, 1892-09-22
MnuMT UNION CoLLEnE.

Pine Departments, Many Special Advantages
-Four Term Plan-a great saving of time ana money
Expenses very low,
FOR Catalogues send 70
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-06-22
Summer Normal.

Very complete arrangements have
been made for the Van Buren, County
Institute which opens here on July 9TH,
and the studies have been divided
among the instructors as follows:
Supt. O'Leary of Bangor will teach
algebra, civil government, and history;
Supt. Prentice of South Haven, philos
ophy, arithmetic, physiology and hy-
giene; Supt. Sage of Hartford, gram
mar, geography, and penmanship, max
ing quite specially of the latter. Supt.
Cheever of Lansing will not only act as
general conductor, but will personally
conduct classes in reading and drawing,
and great pains will be taken to make
the latter eminently practical. Commr.
Hinckley will aid in grading and organ
izing, and act as assistant director
Thus fine division of labor has been
attained, and good work cannot fail to
result. We commend the Institute es-
pecially to all teachers desiring to pre-
pare for the fall examinations
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-06-22
PHYSICIANS OUTDONE.

My wife has been suffering with female trouble Of
the severest kind for over three years. have paid
twenty-five dollars during the last three months and
she had no relief She had doctored continually
with the best of physicians.
bought three bottles each of Dullam's Great
German Female Uterine Tonic and Dullams Great
German Blood, Liver, Stomach and Kidney Cure,
and can say to-day that she is entirely cured.
w. III. DRowLEY.
Sworn TO before me on this 23d day of June 1890.
JOHN g. DuLLAM,
Notary Public, Genesee Co., Flint, Mich.
81 bottle. For sale by Longwell Bros.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-06-22
Business Brevities.

Those in need of millinery will find
some very choice styles at Sellick's, and
the prices have been placed SO low
that it will pay all to make visit to
this department.
The Chicago store still keeps up its
Saturday sales. Don't forget to look
over their bargains.
II. w. Showerman is in the city for
the purpose of making needed additions
to his summer goods.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-06-22

Absolutely the best place to purchase
Monuments is of l. A. Whitman, in
Paw Paw. You are guaranteed large
saving on your purchase. No agents
fee. Fifty beautiful Monuments, in
Marble and Granite, to select from.
1911-lYl
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-06-22
wanted. at Once.

Girls and women to work in the
Featherbone Factory at Three Oaks
Steady work and good wages. A good
opportunity for widow with family.
Address, WARREN FEATHERBoNE Co.,
Three Oaks, Mich. 43t2
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-06-22
Paw paw savings Bank.

Capital S5O,OO0.O0 f. w. SELLIoK, Pres,
T.. A CRANE Vice Pres, JOHN w. FREE,
Cashier. Board of Directors,
~. WooDMAN, GEO. +. BRECK,
JOHN LYLE, WILLIAM LYLE,
JOHN w. FREE, w. X. SELLIcK,
f. w. SELLICK, WILLIAM j. SELLICK,
EDGAR A. CRANE. 18SSly
Interest paid On Certificates or de-
pOsit.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-06-22
Jas. A. Leech,

Paper Hanging, painting, decorating,
&c. / am back to Paw Paw again for
business, and my friends know what
that means. Leave orders at Dyckman
House. [3Stf
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-06-22
Teachers Examinations

The following is the schedule of dates
for examinations during the school year
Paw Paw, Thursday, Aug. A, g
All examinations begin at $50 a. m.,
and you must be on time.
1903ly +. II. HINCKLEY, Co. Com.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-06-22
WHOLE NUMBER 1914

were served and neat little purse
handed him which lightened his heart
but increased the weight of his pocket
book. All seemed to have pleasant
and happy time.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-06-22
Land for Sale.

Forty acres of good land for sale at a
reasonable price and easy terms. In
quire of +. w. Sellick, Paw Paw Saw
ings Bank. 21tf
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-06-22
For sale Or Rent.

A seven-room house in first-class
order, neat and good. Inquire of VIM.
Killefer, or the owner, Rev. G.. p. Lin
derman. 35tf
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-06-22
w. .C.Y. Ferguson. ID. ID. -,
Dental ParlOrs.

uITYT Dental ParlOrs.
Painless extraction of teeth by the
use of Nitrous Oxide Gas.
Single extraction, twenty-five cents,
Special attention given to the preser
vation of the natural teeth.
Satisfaction guaranteed.
Rooms over Savings Bank, Paw Paw,
Micn. 1936ly
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-06-22
CITY Hack and Bus Line.

Orders for private houses should be
left at the Post Office. We never miss
the train. G.. +. BUTLER, Prop. 52tf
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-06-22

The greatest worm destroyer earth is Dullam 8
Great German Worm LoZengers, only % cents per
box. For sale by Longwell Bros.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-06-22
Home Livery.

Located / block west of Opera House.
Good outfits and reasonable prices.
1914tf JOEL e.. SAGE.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-06-22
MiIIinery---Mrs. III. X. Oden.

At the busy millinery store on Kala-
mazoo street, Grange store), hosts of
elegant Spring and Summer goods of all
kinds. Agent for famous Corticelli silks
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-06-22
For sale.

At the Dyckman House on Saturday,
June 25, at p. IN. one almost new two
seated, canopy-top surrey, one light
double harness, and 5 yearling colts.
A2t2
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-06-22
Paw Paw Mills.

We are giving 3S lbs. of our best flour
per bushel for good wheat, notwith-
standing the reports to the contrary.
1S73tfl WISE & TUCKEY.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-06-22
Bert Il. Bryar
Insurance.

Insure your property against loss by
fire in the reliable companies represent
ed by the undersigned. Losses will be
promptly and equitably adjusted. Life,
Fire and Accident policies issued. Of
flee over Broughton's store.
1871. VIM. KILLEFER.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-06-22
A. w. Hendrick. NJ. ID. T.

Physician and Surgeon. Paw Paw Mich
Office at residence. Special attention
CIV. IL diseases cf the Lungs, Liver and
Kidneys, Private Diseases, Piles and Female
Complaints-to all Chronic Diseases.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-06-22

All diseases of domesticated animals
treated on the latest principles of Vet
erinary Science. Surgical Operations
a Speciality. Calls promptly attended
to day or night. Charges moderate.
Office at Wolverine Pharmacy, Paw
Paw, Mich. Billy.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-06-22
Money to Loan on Real Estate.
Lincoln III. Titus
Albert III. Tuttle,

Miller, the Fashionable Tailor.
Rooms in Longwell block. Satisfac-
ion guaranteed. Repairing done. 41tf
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-06-22
w. X. Hawkins,

Broker. Money loaned. Office oppo-
site the Dyckman House, Paw Paw,
Mich. 13SSly
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-06-22
THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK Of
PAW PAW.

PAW PAW.
The oldest and only National Bank IN
Van Buren, County
Capital. 80. .......... 800, 600
Surplus and Undivided Profits. 90, 600
Additional Liability of Stockholders 100000
+. SMITH, +. +. PARKS,
President. Cashier.
A general banking business transacted.
INTEREST PAID ON TIME DE-
POSITS. l932ly
Mnnav In Liam RaaI Eatnfa
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-06-22
THE TRUE NORTHERNER.
A. c. MARTIN, PUBLISHER.
NO-o-0-0-~-o-o-O-~-o-~-o
Largest Circulation IN the County.
SUBSCRIPTION, $3.50 A YEAR.
BUSINESS NOTICES.
NJ. T.. Whalen. M. ID.

M. +. Whalen. M. d..
Physician and Surgeon. Office in Long
we'll block. Office hours, 2 to p. m.
and $50 to p m. 1940ly
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-04

of Old John Brown in the dark days of
border rufflanism in Kansas, a brave soldier
during the late Civil War and a man who has
devoted his whole life to work tending to
elevate and assist the poor and unfortunate
of human kind. / am glad to hear that
Colonel Hinton may not greatly suffer by
the loss of his office, which involved the
entire superfntendence of the irrigation in
vestigation, but that he has been promptly
called to Salt Lake City to edit the Irrigation
Age, fine weekly devoted to the Colonel's
favorite quetion, and which, in the one year
OF its life, has become q remarkable success.
IIGHTNER.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-04
Sale for Workiugmen

To-day Special suit sale for men in our
basement bargain department-4sO suits
sold formerly on our main floor for Sl2 now
in our basement marked IS 80 each, and also
n special line of all-wool (guaranteed) suits
for men. worth $l5 at 81 25 each. Best value
ever offered. Lots of styles to choose from.
To-day. Special. Come.
P. c. C. c., Clothiers, cor. Grant and Dia-
mond streets.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-04
TWENTY-FOUR PAGES.
A HUGE SUNDAY NEWSPAPER, AND
NOT A DULL LINE IN IT

Enough Good Readins to Keep Persons oi
All Tastes Busy for Ono Day-The News
From Every Quarter Presented in an
Attractive Form.
THE SUNDAY DISPATCH was even more COM
plete yesterday than usual in its new feat.
ures. No civilized section of the world was
completely overlooked. The following were
the leading events recorded:
Local.
An appalling number of assessment ap-
peals were fled. John Timothy was held
for wife murder. Crowds thronged the
streets on a spring Saturday Mary Walch
crossed the Atlantic to be married, but
failed to find her betrothed. .PittsburS
Councils will be reorganized for the seventy
sixth time today. q. .Pittsburg is flooded
with green-goods literature. Mrs. Grace
Corless seeking her child. who was kid
mapped by an actress Two Pittsburg girls
were lost in Liverpool. .Pittsburg Knights
Templar will attend the conclave in Phila-
delphia. "A street car wrecked a wagon on
Soho hill j. r. mckinley denies that man.
ufactured gas is forced into Pittsbury nat
ural gas pipes. .Southside police prevent
shooting affray Mrs. Klinefelter has been
missing for week. John Mckeown's
Irish relatives will contest his will. E. East
End Gyms win a close victory over tie Pitts
burg team.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-04
An Honest Statement.

The following is selfexplanatory and is
but one of many unsolicited testimonials re-
ceived: AFTER examining the sample of
Klein's Silver Age Rye Whisky, most un.
hesitatingly pronounce it first-class arti-
Gle, and consequently a most desirable stim-
ulant for medical purposes"
MwF MARK Ii. LINCOLN, NJ. D.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-04

IHAvE just received recopy of a very old
French paper. This paper has been on the
hall of the Endicott mansion for the past 80
years. 1t is an extra wide paper, and is
masterpiece, both in design and coloring.
JOHN S. ROBERTS.
Nth 7l9 and I'll Liberty St., head of Wood.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-04
Gradustfon Dresses

Time coming-close now. Don't delay
| purchasing your dresses. All the beautiful
| novelty weaves in white, cream and pearl,
albatross, Heuriettas, lansdowns, lowest
prices. Jos. HORNE Co.'S
Penn Avenue Stores.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-04
Bows Suits. Boyx' Suits.

Thousands of stylish suits for the boys,
very newest patterns, at 81 80 and 81 40.
Double or single breasted, pleated or plain.
To every boy, free, the new penny savings
bank, registers every time, Or the league
bats and balls free.
p. C. C. c., Clothiers, Grant and Diamond
streets.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-04

IF you desire to decorate your house in an
artistic manner We will send an expert deco.
rator on application and give estimates for
furnishing complete.
JOHN S. ROBERTS,
Nth 7l9 and 72l Liberty ST., head of Wood.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-04

TOILET LANoLINE, soothing, cooling in
infamed conditions. A preservative of the
skin. Valuable application for burns,
wounds. Ask your druggist for Toilet
Iauoline
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-04

The retirement of W. II. Barker, of No. 503
Market street. from the wall paper business
is genuine. His going out will benefit YOU
If Won want to paper room, as he has
marked all his immense stock down to bed
rock figures.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-04

Opening in Infants and Children's Depart.
April 4, and 6. A. G. CAMPBELL & SoNs.
q Fifth avenue
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-04
Ladies', Read This.

Do you want to paper q bedroom or parlori
Then attend the mark down sale at w. H.
Barker's, No. 5O3 Market street. He desires
to retire from business. "
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-04
B.. e B.

A FATAL FAILURE to
your own interest if you fail to
take elevator for SECOND
FLOOR. "
THE SPRING WRAP the
all absorbing topic Of the hour.
Judging from number sold one
might rightly conclude the ma
jority had found THE PLACE
TO BUY +! A question, how
ever, to be personally decided.
We invite examination and
comparison-THE CONCLU-
SION WILL NATURALLY
FOLLOW-so Willy the ex-
ample of hundreds of customers
and presto! The WRAP
question is settled. This ele-
CANT TWO-IN-ONE garment
bids fair for popular favor
FREEZER BLAZER" tells
the story of its merits-hne
TAN or GREY CLOTH, silk
faced, handsomely EMBROID-
Erred or BRAIDED FRONT
and COLLAR-when open
forms the NOBBY BLAZER
style; close with small loops
and crocheted bullet buttons,
and you've a stylish REFER
TACKET-for this "TWO-IN-
ONE" garment
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-04

Mackintoshes for Men and Women.
The kind best for fit and wearing qualities.
Jos. HORNE & Co.'S
Penn Avenue Stores,
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-04

In Our vell-Lightcd Basement
Special Monday sale of bovs' suits. To-day
1000 boys suits, sizes to Is, pleated or
plain, at 81 suit.
P. c. C. C., Clothiers, Grant and Diamond
streets.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-04
In Our welI-Lighted Basement

Special Monday sale of boys suits. Today
LOCO boys suits, sizes to 10, pleated or
plain, at 81 suit.
P. c. C. c., Clothiers, Grant and Diamond
streets.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-04

Stylish SuitinEs,
Trouserings and overcoatings at Pitcairn's,
434 Wood street.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-04
Stylish SuitiaCs,

Trouserings and overcoatings at Pitcairn's
43a W ood street.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-04
Foreign.

English Tories want the campaign between
the two harvests. French railroads re-
duced their fares .Quarrels in noble fam
lilies disturb English society The Duke of
Devonshtre sold his town house Govern
ment forces were beaten in Venezuela . A
state of siege was proclaimed in Buenos
Ayres. There are official boodlers in Nova
Scotia go The new Prussian Premier will
have to fight for his salary THE Duke of
Cambridge broke the period of royal mourn
ing. hungary will have seperate foreign
Representatives. .. France is having serious
war in Dahomey .Sackvi1le-West is again
in trouble. An American plant will make
steel in Russia. =. Forty Russian women will
be tried for infanticide . London unem-
ployed demand work of the Lord Mayor
Durham miners cannot win.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-04

April L. and6. A. G. CAMPBELL & SONS,
q Fifth avenue.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-04
General.

Cleveland, Campbell, Reed and Mckinley
spoke in Providence. .. President Martin, of
the New York Police Board, defended his
force against DR.. Parkhurst's exposures.
Laurel Ridge was secured by searchers for
the moonshining murderers; revenue Off
GERS will join in the search. Burrows made
hit in Congress. Lady Somerset helped
spill Maine whisky....A dynamite attempt
was discovered in St. Louis. .Tilden's mill
ions will be divided among the heirs The
DR.. King scandal is still causing talk among
New York Methodist ministers. A super
stitious Massachusetts, man sent a hair from
his head to a quack, and in return received
medicine which killed. him. Minnie
Palmer's husband assaulted an ed
itor....A farmer near Doylestown forged
mary notes .Totten explained why he was
immersed. ... Captain Pink Yarble, the river
man, is dead >. The tariff debate is ended.
Seal poachers are at work -. Blaine is
back at his desk. The new National Base
ball League is controlled by q combination.
-. .Nitro-glycer1ne was found in Mansfield
(O) tannery Rufus Meyers confessed to
the murder of Yost Six children were
afloat on fiat boats in the river at Port
Homer, o., and one drowned. Quay won at
Saturdays primaries. Quay announced
himself for Harrison. The Chicago bood-
lers will get OFF lightly. Hill begins to think
about Withdrawing Prince" Michael filed
his answer. denying cruelty to his wife.
Don NJ. Dickinson and three Governors
spoke at the Iroquois Club banquet, Chi
cago.. The Paige failure caused a run on a
bank at Akron. :. The Western tornado
played many strange prauks.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-04-04
Spring OVerCOats:
Spring Suits:

The man must be indeed hard to satisfy who cam
not find something to please in grand show
ing of Spring Suits.
The great purchasing public never looks to us
in vain for the newest brightest and best ideas in
w clothing. You can be fully satisfied and save
SE from $40 to $40 on merchant talors' prices by
&S getting your new Spring Suit here.
~ In extent the stock is immense in variety al
most bewildering in price unmatchable.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-11-12

The HERALD hears some complaint
because the funds of this school district
are not deposited in the banks of this
city. All the banks are very accommo-
dating in the matter, however, and
cheerfully cash the district warrants,
thus making it unnecessary for the
holders to go to the county treasurer to
get their pay, which would often be a
considerable annoyance, especially to
the teachers. This district has long
had the largest fund Of any district in
the county and the use of the money
must havebeen of transferable benefit to
the bank or banks in which 1t has been
deposited. The HERALD does not men,
ton the matter with any intent to re-
fleet upon Treasurer Rogers, whose dis.
position to accommodate the people IL
too well known to afford any oppor
tunity for censure. His big majority al
the recent election shows that he Is re-
garded as capable, faithful and honest
official.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-11-12
APPALLING FIGURES.

Mr.. McSwat Has an Argument with His
Better Half.
Mrs McSwat-Billiger how often do
you get shavedf
Mr.. McSwat-About four times week
on an average.
"How much time does it usually re-
quirer"
About half an hour"
Half an hour four times a week.
That's two hours a week, four and one
third days in year, and nearly month
and half in ten years. Think Of it,
Billiger If you should let your beard
grow you would save time enough in ten
years.
"But look here, Lobeliai Great Scott
/ don't want to let it grow. Did you
ever see me with full set of whiskers9"
mo, butt
"Well, let it be the cause of the most
heartfelt joy and gratitude you ever ex-
perienced, Lobelia, that you never did!
With full beard, madam, look like q
cocoanut in a fit of delirium tremens.
tried it once years ago. Dogs barked
at me on the street, children fed from
me in terror, footpads who caught q
glimpse of me by moonlight or the pale,
Pickering rays of street lamp, dropped
their sandbags and skunk tremblingly
up the alleys, and ] was offered sixty
dollars a week and all expenses by q
dime museum man for years engage
ment. My portrait was hawked all over
the couEssry as the most hideous"-
81 don't believe any of that stuff, Bill
Tiger, and I'm sure
Don't interrupt me, madam. My
beard grows straight out, up, down,
sideways, every bristle for itself, like
the spines on the fretful chestnut burr,
and it grows in every shade and color,
from brindle to vermilion and back
again. If you could see me once with
hedge fence all over my face you
would"-
"But think of the time you lose
in"-
1.-THE time losel Look herel How
often do you fix your hairT"
Every day of my life, Of course, but
that's different"
"Thats different, is it, heyl How long
does it take you to fix til"
81 think you're just as"-
"You needn't answer. 1 know how
long it takes. I've seen you do it often
enough. 1t takes you half an hour every
blessed day of your life to look after
your frizzes, if that's what you cal
them. Think of It'll Half an hour day
three hours and a half week, nearly
eight days in year, an entire month IL
four years, whole year in forty-eigh'
years and over two years in a century
Lobelia, you'd better go and look aftel
the baby. Chicago Tribune.