St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-20
SUNRISE SIGNALS.
EAGov. Thayer talks about an artificial
claim like a man with artificial teeth discuss
ing the fecundity OF artificial eggs.

EA-Gov. Thayer talks about an artificial
claim like a man with artificial teeth discuss
ing the fecundity OF artificial eggs.
New York has raised money sufficient to
hire a brass band at the laying of the corner
stone of the Grant monument next month.
The trowel and mortar necessary, it is said,
will be donated by the bricklayers' union.
Says Chicago paper: "a determined at
tempt to plumber the worlds fair is being
made by the electric light companies Are
not the worlds fair managers trifle super
sensitive about that word plumber?
Simpson. the soekless, can well look to his
2laurels i'll the event OF Judge James Gibson,
of Kansas City, capturing the Democratic
nomination for governor of Missouri. Judge
Gibson is known in Missouri society circles
as ''Shoeiess jimmy and is the hero of
Whfttiers beautiful poem 1.-THE Barefoot
Boy" Whether or not God has blessed him.
as requested by the Quaker poet. remains for
the Missouri nominating convention to dis
LclOSe.
Just now number of the more prominent
Chicago aldermen are running for Joliet.
They are probably inspired by the unqualified
success. few years ago, of q select party OF
Cook county commissioners who made the
same race.
With dear little boomlet tucked under his
arm,
Begotten down South amid wars rude alarm.
Russ" Alger stands willing to pay all the
freight
Incurred by 1.-THE right kind" of dusk dele
gate.
So roll up and tumble up; come on the run
From the glades of the Southland; the cline
of the sun.
The barrel beats eloquence, patronage pull;
That barrel of Ayers with greenbacks SO
full
The Philadelphia Inquirer opines that the
silver men, having put their hands to the
plough, are not to be blamed for looking
back when they feel vigorous kicks under
their coat tails But the vigorous kicks under
their coat tails just at present are love taps
compared to the punishment in store for
them if the present foolishness is allowed to
continue.
President Harrison is now actively en-
gagged in the laudable employment of max
ing few small South American republics
believe that for them free trade is an excel
lent thing. while it is almost ruinous for the
United States. The Mckinley bill should be-
labeled The Ethics of Buneo Steering.
The recent tragedy at the Metropolitan hotel
directs attention to the razor as concealed
weapon" city ordinance inflicts heavy
penalties for carrying a revolver without d
permit from the mayor. No reference IS
made in the ordinance to the razor, which is
fully as deadly in the hands of an expert
ripper" and rather more horrible in its
capacity for bloodletting. AS an offensive
weapon the razor shou Id go on the list along
with the far more respectable gun" of the
hoodlum and the tough.
Dost think because thou art virtuous, there
shall be no more holidays between now and
the Fourth of July? Yes, bv st. George, there
will be cakes aud ale at the two national con-
ventions and ginger will be hot i the mouth,
too.
Acting in conjunction with Senator Car
Isle, Mills will add the responsibility of IN
.tellect to the otherwise plutocratic United
States senate.
insist that my boom shall take no back
ward STEP even if l am obliged to shave off
its goatee.-lsaac Pussy Gray. of Indiana.
+ An exchange notes that 'Tennyson allows
nothing to interfere with the luxury of smok-
ling" He should be termed the Good, Old,
Gray, Sleepless Poet
+ Certain Boston hotel managers have issued
an order to their walters to remove their
boards. In regard to shaving the butter the
rorder is strangely silent.
AS between Blaine and Salisbury it appears
to be a neck and neck race as to who shall
exhibit the greater diplomatic ineompetency
Thespresident of bank in Spokane re-
Gently lost his wife one day and his child the
next, and forthwith called in horde of faith
curers to pray them back TO life. Ten dollars
to the first spring dandelion this Spokane
banker is a free silver coinage man.
Gen. Bragg was successful in drawing out
Mr. Cleveland by means of personal letter.
Mr. Harter failed to draw Senator Hill out
upon the question of free coinage. We sug-
gest that Gen. Bragg place himself in postal
communication with Senator Hill. and see to
it that the letter is ornamented with a special