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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-31
REPUBLICAN PRESS.

Tammany is in love with Steve, though
1t has no use for Cleve. "They all like
iAdlai," says the Democratic Advertiser.
lie does not wear his swallow tail in
New York, but he takes his whisky
straight. "-Clnclnnat Commercial.
The absurd spectacle is now present
ed of lot Of Republican papers Indoors
lug and compiimenting the governor of
pennsylvania and his general, while on
the other hand Democratic pape ,; are
INDUCING in covert slurS at the afore
said Democratic governor and general.
Topeka (kan.) State Journal.
There was weeping time when Cal
YIN ). Brice stepped down from the
leadership Of the Democratic national
COMMITTEES. The dispatches say he re-
tired lin food of tears, loosed by the
many kind words said about him"
lhS is only an inklIng of the time
when there will be weeping and wall
ing blythe full chorus early in Noyem-
Der neXt.-Toiedo Commercial.
When 1t is borne in mind that the
Democratic majority is making deS-
perate effort to call up and pass bill
repeating the internal revenue tax OH
state bank issues for the purpose of re-
viving the wildcat currency which flood
Ell the country thirty years ago, aid
that provision to that effect has been
inserted in the Democratic platform,
tile financial deiusioH of Che Democratic
senator's seems almost natural.-BaIti-
more American.
''Pr0tected;' and the unprotected
industries" side by side. offer their
opportunities to every enterprsing
man. Ii the advertising donated by the
free trade prass is worth anything, more
capital ought to he rushing into the
protected" enterprises than into the
others, but such is not the case. For
tunes are made in both protected and
unprotected industries, and recent sta
rs is show that very few of the many
American milIiOnaireS secured their
fortunes in manufactures or trade
affected by the tariff laws of the coun-
try.-Chicago Inter Ocean.
We all admit that Grover is good
sort OF man for mugWump, but he
Is abSurdly pOmpoUS in his manner and
stupid i'll his egotisE for one of his con-
tractel, narrow-gaugel IDEAS OF State
manShip. All he knows is free trade,
and his fame as a free trader is not due
III any degree to originality in present.
ing the time-honOred issue or in the in
vention of measures or arguments, but
entirely to his stubborn attachment to
the idea that has fastened itself upon
him.-ropeKa (Kan.) Capital.
1t may be, as has often been charged
against him, that Mr.. Cleveland is better
than lis party. Such judy cannot
be passed upon D4mocracy's representa-
tives in the house. These men have
shown singular Indifference to rise to
their leaders, level. His admonitions
concerning tariff reform have fallen on
deaf ears. Their possessors stand con-
victed of having neglected their oppor-
tunities, and the statement will bear
repetition that a senate hostile to their
endeavOrS in the cause of tariff reform
is no Justification for their pusillani-
nous cOurse.-St. Louis Star-SaYings.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-31
A NOTEWORTHY INVENTION

l.
Another Of life's great sorrows has
yielded to the assaults of American in
genuity. Somebody has invented
moustache holder. and the instrument
is selling like wildfire. In few weeks,
to quote the language of the advertise
ments which set forth its merits, 10
genteel person will be witho ut one, and
future generations will look back on
their ancestors who ate soup unpro-
tected by this device with the same sort
of feelings with which we regard the
age when knives and forks were I'M
known. The moustache holder can be
had in different metals, according to
ones circumstances, and can be
adjusted without the assistance of
mirror after little practice. 1t is
placed like plate over the upper lip,
and is held In position by an elastic
strap attached on either side and meet
ing at the back of the skull. 1t is posi-
bic TO breathe when it is on without
unreasonable inconvenience, and, if its
use is persisted in for few consecutive
weeks. the power of speech is not ma
terially interfered with. The great
point, however, Is that no mustache is
so large and bristling that it cannot be
included within its limits. and when it
Is once there the Imagination of cooks
cannot produce dish which will pene-
trate beneath its surface. This is really
a very noteworthy addition to our as
sortment of domestic furniture, and.
when the public awakens to a realiza-
ton of its claims, we shall see our
fathers and elder brothers muzzle them
selves regularly three times day as
they sit down to the table. This will
beiDdeed an edifying spectacle. There
is no limit 10 American ingenuity.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-31

daughter of New York clergyman,
whose nimble feet are the support of
widowed and invalid mother. and are,
moreover, making provision for her own
future education in manner befitting
her natural brightness and gentle birth.
A test case was made of this child in the
New York courts, and, far from demon
strating that her dancing too severely
taxes her physical strength. it was
shown that it materially aids in the
admirable development of that strength.
Ii was shown, also, that her home train.
ing is excellent; that she is carefully
shielded from unwholesome influences,
and that hef professional" exertions
secured for her many little necessaries
and comforts of childhood which it
would be cruel and perhaps dangerous
to deprive her of by prohibiting her
appearance. The little maid is now
dancing her way into the hearts of
playgoers throughout the country, and
IN short time she will be able to retire
with an income sufficient for her main
tenance and education.
good many people (the writer here
OF included) object on general principles
to seeing children On the stage. But in
most Instances it is question of taste
rather than humanity. Stage children
earn liberal salaries, are we'll taken care
OF, and have all the reasonable comforts
and luXuries which money can buy.
The humane societies would better give
less attention to them. and more 10
the factory children, who are forced to
toll from daylight to dark on a mere
pittance. insufficient. even when aug
mented by the wages of the parents, to
furnish more than the bare necessities
OF life. There is the proper field for
humanitarians. and for lawmakers, too.
There is something radically wrong with
the sociological conditions which keep
children at factory benches instead of at
school and on the Fairgrounds.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-31
MINNEAPOLIS ORATORY.

1nere Is something about the atmoS-
phere of Minneapolis which breeds and
nourlshes oratory. The GLOBE has as
much local pride as any one. but it has
to admit, albeit with reluctance, that
when it comes to eloquence st. Paul is
not worthy to be claSsed even as COM
petitor of its sister city.
The Instances to the contrary are TOO
numerous to leave any room for doubt
or dispute. When st. Paul decided to
bid for the national Democratic couven-
ton last winter mass meeting was
called at the chamber of commerce, and
slow enough gathering it was at the
outset. Finally. however. gentleman
from Minneapolis remarked that he
would like to hear from another gentle
man from Minneapolis. Then the flood
gates were opened. Speaker followed
speaker with exhortation, invective,
eulogy, denunciaton. but all of them
hailed from Minneapolis. And a climax
of glory was reached when MIKE
GLENN told how he and BILL KING or
gan!zed the harvest festival. As the
crowd dispersed, it was with fe cling
OF admiration for the ready tongues of
our neighDorS up the river
The same experience was repeated at
the Republican national convention.
When Minnesota was called in the roll.
did st. Paul man arise and chant the
praises of BENJAMIN HARRISON or
JAMES g. BLAINE? Not at all. There
were eminent and able representatives
from this city in the delegation, but
they had not word to say 1t was left
for WILLIAM HENRY EUsrIs. of Min
neapolls, to delight the assembled ten
thousand with all electrifying confusion
of metaphors. with wise saws and an
cient instances, and an unprecedented
variety of vocal effects. When people
from abroad reflect OH the wonderful
character of Northwestern orators, it is
Minneapolis which gets the honor and
the distinction in their minds.
And so again, at the Republican state
convention Of last week, although it was
held in st. Paul and in building whose
walls have resOunded with no little local
eloqueuce, the OCCASIONS orator was
FRANK DAVIS, a Minneapolis man.
DAVIS did not do half as we'll as he
could. He is capable Of tearing the
feathers from the American eagle with
fingers as quick and nimble as those of
al instantaneous photographer, and of
tossing its carcass in the air, where it
will float aloft for hours, sustained by
the cheers he has excited. He did not
do this this time. 1t is true
that he had provided himself, to
quote the language of Father Tom,
''wid genteel assortment ov the best
figures of rhetoric. SIGH as mettonymy,
hyperbol, pattychraysis, prollpsis. nit
tylipsis. superbaton, pollysyndreton,
hustheron, protheron and the like. in
order that he might never be at loss
for Suitable sintments." He always
does this. He cannot help it. But he
did not try to do his best. He scorned
to try. He wanted to give some st.
Paul man a show. But no st. Paul
man dared to enter the lists The
GLOBE is afraid that we are not much
on Figures ov spache" in this city.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-31
M'ALLISTER REDIVIVUS.

Ward McAllisters says Ii is. we'll
known fact that great men rarely have a.
posterity above medfocrity. How about
Yourself, Ward?-Woonsoeke Or. l.)
Reporter.
The New Yor! Herald says the Nc
AlliSter family iStrouOied with soften
ing of the brain. This can not he true
of Ward. Softening is not possible with
vacuum.-Chicogo QH.) Mail.
1t is great intellectual triumph for
Ward McAllister to have the New York
papers state that he is threatened with
sOftening of the brain.-MemphiS
CI&nn.) Appeal-Avalanche.
Ward McAllister and other directors
of ultra-fashionable society probably
look with scorn OH Isabella Tod, OF Bel
fast, who has just been presented with
an Illuminated address and $500 as rec
IGNITION of her efforts toward social ae-
form.-Lowell tMaSs.) Times.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-31
TODAY'S WEATHER.

WASHINGTON. July 3o.-For Minnesota: Gen
orally fair; south TO west winds; warmer i'll
southeast portion. For Wisconsin and Iowa:
Generally fair; south winds; warmer. For
the Dakotas; Generally fair; variable
winds. For Montana: Local showers in
north; fair in south portion; variable winds;
warmer in northern portion.
GENERAL. oBsEEv ATOMS.
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULT
URE. WEATHER BUREAU. WASHINGTON. July
30, 6:iS p. m Local Time. p. N. 18th Merid-
ian Time.-Observations taken at the same
moment of time ut all stations
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-31
Knocks McKinIev,s arsur,ent

Mr.. Lincoln once made this state
ment:
You can fool all the people for A. short
time, and you can fool part OF the people
all the time, but you cannot fool all the peo-
pie all of the time
Can the Republicans fool their party
by declaring their opponents free trad
ers? The Democratic party favors a
tariff for revenue. 1t takes s4O0, 900, 600
per annum to meet governmental ex-
penses, and the party favors imposing
tax upon foreign products which come
in competition with our own in order to
raise that enormous sum. Is not this
tax protection enough for our infant in
dustries? Why raise more revenue than
is necessary to defray the expenses of
the government. economically adminis-
teredP Why take money out of the
pockets of the people, who need if, for
the purposes of the government. which
does not need it, and that stores it away
in the public vaults, thus Withdrawing
it from circulation and crippling the in,
,dustries of the country to that extent?
Il. w. JOHNSON.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-31
OVERS

At once comes to mind, land this
is one Of the instances where
first thought is best, for at this
Great Musical Depot can be
found everything that is desir-
able in the Music Linz.
Prices wonderfully r>asona-
bic. Terms rema: lsabl.5 easy.
Don't think Of purchasing be-
fore calling ct their ware
rooms.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-31

THE Populists are partly right in their as
sertion that the cause Of humanity demands
the election of Gen. WEAVER. Mr. CLEvE-
LAND and Mr.. HARRISON. and even Gen. BID
WELL and VICTORIA Woodruff, could relieve
the pangs of defeat by few vigorous cpl
thets. but it seems that Gen. WEAVER has
sworn off on swearing
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-31
FORPRESIDENT
GROVER CLEVELAND,
FOR VICE PRESIDENT,
ADLAI E. STEVENSON.
MIR. CLEVELAND'S APPEAR
lNGE

One of the conventional Jokes of the
pending campaign is to represent Mr..
CLEVELAND as fat man. The New
York Sun made this species of wit
fashionable by lending its columns
freely for its exploiting, and it has now
become part of the stock in trade of
cartOoniSts and paragraphiStS. If the
average citizen does not picture the
Democratic standardized as OF enor-
nous glrth. ponderOuS in movement
and with great heavy jowls, it is be-
cause he is able to resist the Oft-re-
peated impressions pen and pencil must
make on his mind.
In point OF fact, Mr.. CLEvELAND's
bulk mot the thing one thinks about
when he sees him. He is large man
both in height and breadth, but an APP
pearance of strength is his most con-
spicuous physical characteristic. His
Bearing is dignified, but it suggests ae-
tlvity. He looks like man fond of out
of-door exercise, as he really is. His
face, even in repose, has none of the
dizziness that might be expected from
his published portraits: and when he
SpSVhSs iSolu co Qp dIiu WOTh
with nervous mobility which seems
somewhat out of harmony with his size
and weight.
Mr.. CLEVELAND has a cordial man
ner and ready tongue. When one
shakes hands with him he acts as though
1t were pleasure, and he is capable of
a tactful and happy word or two to
every passer-by. He is an effective
public speaker, also. HIS voice is strong
and resonant. His carriage is graceful
and confident. He makes few gestures,
but they are appropriate ones. His
speeches sound better than they read.
His sentences are too long and too in
VOWED to be followed with ease on the
printed page, but he helps them in their
delivery by a pointed infection and
distinct utterance. Nobody can come
into the presence of Mr.. CLEVELAND.
even fer moment or two, without feel
ing that he is a strong, earnest, sincere
and Self-reliant man.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-31

MINNESOTA Republicans need a mascot.
An appropriate selection would be the eight
year-old boy at Athens. Ohio. whose limbs
are double-jointed and bend either way with
equal facility and grace. That boy is flexible
enough to have the making of a veritable
kNUTE NELSON i'll him.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-31
WHEN OUR PANTS BAG.
There are times in mems lives, we are te

There are times in mems lives, we are told
in the song.
When wee like to be let all alone;
There are thorns in our path. as we journey
along,
Which cause troubled mortais to moan.
There are days when to smile seems sin and
crime,
For grief comes our heartstrings to seize;
But these are but trifles compared with the
time
When our pantaloons bag at the knees.
feel for poor Labor that waits in despair
For the favors of Millionaire Frick;
And tho we admire their courage so rare,
Our hearts, be they honest grow sick.
1t may be that Carnegie great will relent,
And speed joyful news DER the seas;
But say to you. boys by the time it is sent
Your pants will have bagged at the knees.
Ben Harrison's figure, SO cunning and cute,
And the hat that his grandfather wore,
Are objects familiar to us, one and all
Who oft saw his photo before.
At present his form is a model Of grace,
Rugged out in apparel to please;
Methinks in November the look on his face
Will tell of a bag at the knees.
The little Norwegian is having a snap.
And things seem TO drift just his way;
'Twould seem, lest he ran on some sudden
mishap,
That Knute was a-coming to stay
But today all our flowers Of happiness
Tomorrow we shiver and freeze;
And SO it may chance, next fall, Nelson's
boom
Win be found to have bagged at the knees.
Let Fortune be tickle OF fair with her
charms
We strive to be happy and gay,
For fretting but worries and Tuning alarms
Then smile, be your fate what it may.
For me just q cottage with love to adoru,
Some stale bread and crackers and cheese.
ND vfnH,
I'll scorn,
If my pants do not bag at the knees.
oh, woman, thou blessed of all human kind
Your lot is hard one, I'm sure;
For suffering and sorrow no solace you ING
For heartaches, NJ balm and no cure:
We men have long way the best OF the
game,
The cynic to this much agrees;
But in one thing you top us and make M
feel tame
(And you ought to be thankful for that.)
Md Douuellt.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-31

COMPARATIVELY speaking, the Minnetonka
and White Bear summer girls have no occa-
sion to complain. At a Kentucky summer
resort for instance. eligible members of the
trousered species are so scarce that the man
ayers advertise their promise to give a
weeks board free of cost to the first young
man with dress suit who applies
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-31
Summer Fiend.

IT'S now the jolly time of year,
The agricultural blower
With eye that's strained and back that's bent
Doth work the new lawn mower.
And as he strikes hidden snag,
He takes double ender
And then his wife cries out There, John,
There goes your new suspender."
Pom Mason in Cloak Review.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-31
On Their Travels,

Special to the Globe
NEW YORK, July 30.-Miss Mary Klapproth.
OF St Paul, left today on the Ems for Bre.
men and southampton. At New York no.
tells: Minneapolis, j. n. Cross Hoffman: St
Paul K. 5. Kennedy, A. Schumanu. D. Deu.
lille, st. Denis.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-31

WILLIAM 4. VANDERBILT says he will raise
his yacht Alva but your Uncle NEPTUNE is
still in the game. and perhaps he will see
VANS raise and go him one better.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-31
The American Sunday.

New York World.
1t is even more of an outrage on the
american Sunday" to use 1t for the
benefit of the Chicago saloons by clos
ing the worlds fair on that day than to
desecrate it by using 1t as all advertise
ment for a cranky newspaper.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-31

New York Press.
Proprietors of summer resorts COM
plain of poor business. This may be
due to some difficulty people are having
in mortgaging their property for enough
money to pay their hotel bills.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-31
he Foolish Ant.

Who tells me now to see the ant,
Consider him and be wise
When see his antship spoil his health
With picnic lemon pies?
p McA, in Puck.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-31

THE true secret of RAUM's retention has
leaked out. The president is afraid he
couldn't find an honester man in the Repub-
lican party. This is dreadful.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-31
An Ordeal.

IN CFleaT.
It's pleasant when the evening breezes blow,
To take the girl you love out for stroll,
For then it is the proper time TO go
And have some cream. But it will fill
your soul
Full Of the strangest feelings when you find
you
Have surely left your pocketbook behind
you.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-31

THE spectacle of the kaiser happening
whales doesn't seem to shatter BIsMARCK's
nerves worth cent. He goes right on, tax
ing more chances than any whale in the
whole North sea.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-31

THE man most envied in a good many Sec
lions OF the country the past week is Prof.
HEILPRIN, who started for the North pole
early i'll the summer.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-31
VAGABOND VERSELETS.
Couldn't Do Both.

She bought some gowns, expecting that
In Europe she would roam;
But when her husband paid Tor them
They had 10 stey at bone.
Detroit Free Press
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-31

THE cry that an anarchistic contagion is
sweeping over the country will never have
any terrors as long as summer resort statis-
tics show that bathing is more popular than
ever
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-31

DEATH has no terrors for an anarchist, but
prison bars and bathing regulations break his
proud spirit.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-31

HER bathing suit is one of the privileges
which woman doesn't mind having cur
tailed
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-31
Why They Grumble.

BERGMAN is a cigarette fiend. too No
depth of depravity is too deep for him.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-31

What Carnegie Is Driving At.
Memphis Appeal-Advance.
MIR: Carnegie is driYinga four-in-hand
With HYeried outriders through the
chances of the Republican party.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-31
Her Taste.

Said Jack: This sea breeze has one fault,
1t makes my whiskers taste of SALT
Said pretty Lii, who near him sat.
''Yes-do esn'tis noticed that!
Pm rlr
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-31

TRI-W EEKLY- Daily-M Monday, Wednesday
and Friday.)
! VI in ADVANCE 81 90 mos. in adv..S2 90
5months in advance. 81 %.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-31

DAILY AND SUNDAY.
VT in advance. sac 90 ) mos. in adv..S2 50
m in advance. 500 3 weeks i'll adv. 90
One month .>3c.
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COL. MEDILL's BATTLE CRY

Globe
Listen
At mel
lam the most
PugnaeiOus,
Obstropoious,
Vicious.
Ferocious.
Man-eatiug
Scrapper
That ever scuttled a
Lake Michigan bumboat
Or cut q
Watermelon
In January.
When I spread myself
On 1t free trade
Editorial
/ Use q
Telegraph pole
For a penhoider.
The cerulean dome
For a wr.ting pad.
And the Chicago river
For gu inkstand.
White-faced horror
Flies before me;
Behind me
/ have a bad. bad record.
/ have correspOnded
With a Balmaceda.
And bearded a
Mexican revolutionist
From st. Louis
In his den.
In addition to
These few accomplishments
l can eat crow
With O facile and easy
Grace,
Which is the envy
And despair
OF my less gifted
Contemporaries.
The Marquis de Mores
lean lick with one
Hand.
IF he makes an attempt
To come over here
With the intention Of
Doing me
I shall consult
His safety
By having him sent back
Under the
Contract labor law.
Morbieu.
Parbleu!
Sacre.
Whenever I get my
Dutch up
can feel
My Irish rising.
Hold me SOmebodvi
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Swee,s tn the sweet

The seashore girl is sweet, no doubt;
But, when you go to meet her,
IT'S just as well to take box
OF sweets to make her SWeeter.
--(lInal Z nNiarrr
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-31

WEEKLY ST. PAUL GLOBE.
Che year 81 Six mo-, CSC Three mo-, 3
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Rejected communications cannot be pre-
serNed. Acdless all letters and kilograms to
TIE GLOBE. ST. Paul, MINI.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-31

New York Journal
Labouchere says that the queen can.
not keep him out Of the cabinet Il Glad
stone wishes 70 nut him tkefes
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-07-31

SUNDAY ALONE.
J VT in advance So 90 3 mos. in adv. soc
{ NJ i'll advance. l 90 l nj. III advance. Zoe