St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-01-12


a supreme court decision that had not ma
terialized will call on Gov. Boyd, of Ne
braska, he will hear of something to his dis
advantage.
B. Harrison modestly calls the attention of
the country to the fact that the digestive APP
paratus of his presidential boom is working
on full time.
Cured Inebriate-You say, DIR. Kelley. that
5per cent only of your patients relapse9
DR.. Keeley-Yes.
Cured Inebriate-That would be about one
week. Has The man for this week relapsed?
DR.. Keeley-Probably he has.
Cured Inebriate-I am sorry about that for
L want drink myself.
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Secretary Blaine attributes the late di-
gestive hysteria of his stomach to an IT.
rationl over-indulgence in corn bread. This
is an unjust assault upon the most Innocent
edible on the entire menu of the kitchen
cabinet. Such stomachic disturbances as
Mr. Blaine's have often been laid to salad.
terrapin. snipe, trapped punch and the
deadly lobster, but never in the whole his
tory of culinary evolutions in Washington
has such cold blooded and uncalled for
assault been made upon the succulent hoe
cake of the sunny South as this lete ma
licious attack by Mr.. Blaine.
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The New York Recorder says: senator
Hiscock, of course, extended the courtesies
of the occasion to his junior" This re-
minds US that Senator Sherman did not. of
course, extend the courtesies of the occasion
20 his junior, Briee.
Since Joe Howard has begun airing his
emphatic and usually sound opinions i'll Re
publican papers, he has, upon several oc-
casion6e of late trenched upon illogical
ground. In that journalistic exponent of
Piattism, the New York Recorder. he says:
when the body of P. T. Barnum was
buried it was covered with many tons of
sto ne. The gossip to the effect that dunn
my was buried i'll his coffin while his body
was buried elsewhere = is nonsense
Up to the hour of going to press Mr.. Howard
has failed TO satisfactorily demonstrate why
dummy could not be covered with many
tons of stone as well as the body of MIR.
Barnum.
Our pink contemporary. the New York
Telegram, exhorts: Now, dear exchanges
if you please, pray-pray don't renew the
one. il Blaine will eschew the champagne
we will not renew the campaign.
No will has vet been found showing that
the late Gov. Hovey, of Indiana, desired his
$4,000 estate to be divided. This is a keen
disappointment to lawyers
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England has her Grand Old Man, and, ac-
cording to Patrol Gong Foraker, the United
States has her Grand Old john"
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Blaine will deserve great credit from pos
terity if he averts war with Chill and thus
projects the readers of monthly magazines
thirty years hence.
Blaine may plant and Quay may water, but
when the supreme moment arrives iii Mime
apolis to name Republican candidate for
president his full name will begin with cap
B and wind up with lower case Il.
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COL Henry Watterson has at last secured
pretty firm tail holt on the present politi-
cal situation.
Upon the coming together of Prof. Slavin
and Prof. Sullivan in the fistic ring the coun-
try will be treated to one OF the most mag
nifcent hippodrOmes ever witnessed in this
country. Preliminary details are now being
eloquently voiced by the principals.
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The sheriff who recently served papers on
Jason Gould III suit for S4350o0 begun by
railroad company. reports that no change
was observable in the statuesque repose of
Mr.. Gould's features. with the single excep-
ton that he wipked the othereye.
Recent agitation in Pittsburg to suppress
Sunday newspapers win end in smoke.
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Whatever may be the intentions of Adelina
Patti for the future, no confidence is violated
ID the statement that PATHS voice made its
farewell tour of the United States several
years ago.
Milwaukee's convention boom thunders in
the index.
The Philadelphia Press gravely announces
that Senator Hill has bitten off more than
he can chew" But il is the Republican party
of New York that is chewing-the end of
bitter disappointment.
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The st. Louis Republic is q commemorate
newspaper, we'll written up bright. suggest
i've and Loyalty Democratic to The core. Edi-
torially it hews to the line and never carries
water on both shoulders at the Same time.
rare combination in modern journalism, too
prone to forget that party courage is party
expediency."
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Having taken the oath of Office the s'Tin
Plate" statesman is now governor of Ohio.
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