The Republican. [volume] (Oakland, Md.) 1877-current, 1892-04-22
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W Hi4t IL hfHNfHlN lsAkt IaTk
learned the following pecuhariues
OF that summer resort:
1t is remarkable that the past
year had in it three Mays. While
the community can boast of no seas
or rivers, it has Brooks. This spring
they are Arn-old, hut next Summer
they will be Young from Wheel
Ing). Geese and ducks there are
none, but there is a Swan, refined,
educated and accomplished. The
people seldom go wrong, but are al
ways Garth-ught. Bows and women
are not allowed in the army. 1t is
commanded by a sherman. No
guns. spears or canons are used as
weapons of war-onlv a Bowman.
The inhabitants travel by Way-man
in Phe-bus(s). The work is laid
on a Rudi-Slll Mechanics are
scarce. OF course one ought not to
expect TO see at summer resort a
shoemaker, carper ter, tailor,
for meet anics seldom 60 to such
places. yet there is a Smith or two
and SAWYER. bot no saw-min.
Farmers there are none, ont very
good Baum-gardner. There is a
lack of brushes, but Won will find
plenty of Combs. Girls are scarce:
on the other hand Won will find a
Dawson or two a Hln-son,
Davidson and Richardson. The
writer saw no cans. but did see a
Jar-b,e. The people never ask why?
but How(e), or enquire of the
daughter, How-Ell. Thew are not
minded, but very En-low.
The musical talent is scarce, but
they expect next summer a Fry
singer. The mothers at present do
their own work, but the ". G. T.
U. will provide Cook next July.
The place is advertised as strictly
temperate-no intoxicating drinks
sllowed-yet | notice one of the at
fractions for the coming season is
Drum. While there is no mill in
the Park Miller has been engaged
for August. There is no complaint
for extravaganza for it is Close.
We heard of no wounds, but saw a
Rath-burn. The color is White.
1t was Brown. but it is brown no
more; it wore off. There is no fear
of soap factory being built IN the
Park. While there is plenty of
Hips-ley there is no grease. The
measuring will be done by straight
Line. All feel secure because of a
Pollock. One thing the people
are to be complimented for is that
they are Sharp and the foundation
is good Stone. | forgot to mention
there is Weaver. He has a cot
tage on street. Trout and shad
are scarce, but you will find along
in June Herring. Silver and gold
they have but little, bat they pos
sess Clayton and are satisfied. L
am glad to say that the citizens are
not headstrong, as in some places,
but are Armstrong; never cross,
but Good. In Cow Row there is a
Grove, and vet no woods around.
There is not Much-more to tell of.
The language spoken next August
will be French. Iou will see. they
say, Wee-den, not large one:
also a Hayden. The price of ad-
mission to the Chautauqua meetings
will be Vincent. If the superin-
tendent is arrested he has a Ran
some to offer. 1t seems so Sperry
funny that Pat Murphey is Bald
win there are SO mauv kinds
OF hair restoratives in the market.
The Town-send(s) their best wishes
to the citizens of the U. S. and
hope to have a large number try
the climate. We weigh a Clayton.
Mr.. Editor, If you come here they
will put you in a Sin-cell, or give
Won Tariff or Hayden you will
feel badly.
Having learned these items of
news I packed my grip and went
my way.
"On Train" Drummer.