The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1892-06-02
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IL yUu eet uP 1oA SioHIeA you Sou
always be busy.
A man of so has spent 5000
days of his life in sleep.
A petrifed forest has been discover
ed in Mendocino County, Cal.
There is q man in Baltimore who Z
has, it is said, worn the, me hat since
1874.
"A hen in Connecticut is said to lay
two eggs every day. One Of them must
be wooden egg.
Southwest Texas has just received
the first rain which has fallen in many !
places there for three years. &.
- 1t is truth in medicine thas the
smallest dose that performs the cure is
the best. Do Wits Little Early Risers
are the smallest pills, will perform the
cure, and are the best.-Wilhite & Wiz,
bite.
If some people had the faith to !
move mountains they would soon make 7
all their neighbors' land very billy.
Dime museum men are in hot pur-
suit of farmer in Douglas county, Ga,
who has a pig with seven legs, all ins
working order.
1t is strange, though true, that in
Asia and Africa. where grass will not
grow the most beautiful flowers and
shrubs flourish to perfection.
= 1t is fixed and immutable law that
to have good, sound health one must t.haye
pure, rich and abundant blood. THERE'S
no shorter nor surer route than by a.
course of De Wits Sarsaparilla.-Wilhite
& Wilhite.
Three thousand families in Missis- ]
sippi have been made homeless by the
recent floods, and there is a great deal of 4
suffering among them.
- Yeast: What are you going to-
make ont of your boy? Crirnsonbeak 3
A lecturer. "Has he taste for it?1N
sob, yes he inherits it from his mother.a
= It takes father and mother and
hired girl and school teacher and lots of
other people to raise one boy, but one
boy uuaided can easily raise the dicaens.l I
If dull, spiritless and distupid I; if vour
o:.l blood is ): thick and sluggish; if yonr - ap
need Sarsaparilla. For best results sake
De Witt's.-Wilhite and Wilhite.
: Letitia Cox, who died at Bybrook,
Jamaica, in 1888, claimed and brought /:
evidence to prove that she was one hum
dred and sixty years old at the time Of
her death.
"A scientist has discovered that near.
sightedness prevails to larger, extent
among blondes than bruncttes.. Thfs
accounts, then, for Germany being the
nation of spectacles.
-"What's the cause of that unearthly
howling?" "That's dad whippin of
the family. Them third party fellers
told him to raise less cotton an more
hell, an he's raisin' of it,"
We truly believe De Wits Little
Early Risers to he the most natural, most
effective, most prompt and economical
pill for billiousness, indigestion and in.es
active liver.-Wilhite e. Wilhite.
- Eighteen months ago Mrs. Sweet, of
Fairbury, ILL.,, sat on knitting needle.
1t has just been found penetrated into
her bladder and was removed. 1t js
thought she will live.
The oldest man in the world is said
to live in the City of Mexico. His name
is Jesus Campeech and his age, it is
claimed, is 154 years. he has the ar-s
pearance of q man 90 years old.
- Glanders: It is said that paper
can be used effectively in keeping per-
son warm. Gazlay: That is very true.
I remember thirty-day note of mine
once kept me in a sweat for month.
- slate to bed and early to rise will
shorten the road to your home In the
Skies" But early to bed and q "Little
Early Riser," the pill that makes life
longer and better and wiser.-Wilhite d
White. .s's ..
A Presbyterian church in Lancas.
ter, Pa, gives medal to every person
who does not miss church or a Sunday.
School service during the year. Last
year the sexton carried off all the honora.
j Her Adorer: May I marry your
daughter, sir? Her Father: What do
you want to marry for? You don't
know when you are we'll off. Here
Adorer: No, perhaps not; but know
when you're we'll of.
- Miss Elderberry: Girls do not
marry SO young nowadays as they used
to. Miss singletree: Yes, I've noticed
that, and I'm glad they are getting more
sensible. A girl doesn't really know her
own mind until she's 36 or 3S.
"A negro, sixty-fve years old, living
nesr Rutledge, Ga, bears remarkable
resemblance to sheep. His head, face
and body are covered with long, thick,
white wool. He has special fonduess
for sheep, and often sleeps with them.
"A strange law exists in England.
1t prohibits the queen from reading docu.
ments or receiving any letters, except
from her own family, until they have
been first scanned by the official author
lied to examine the royal correspondence.
- Captain Andrews, of Boston, is pre-.
pairing to make another trip across the
Atlantic in boat little larger than
canoe. He will make this, his third
voyage, in boat only 149 feet in length
the smallest craft he has yet construct.
ed for the purpose.
a wild woman was captured recent.
ly in the woods. near St. Hedwig, Tex,
whers she has been living for the past
six years. In sll that time she has never
slept under a roof, and her dress was
made of reeds and leaves. She lived tor.
the most part on pecan nuts.
- Mrs. L. r. Patton, Rockford, ILL.,,
writes: "From personal experience I can
recommend De Wits Sarsaparilla. cure