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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27

The papers are mentioning as an item
of news that the typewriter girls are
forming a union-just IS though the
typewriter girls hadn't been busiiy
forming unions ever since they became
an institution.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27

Loyer-.'What has my little anger
peen doing to-day?" 10,
His Little Angel-'T have been
earning 10 COOK. os
THAT ought 10 fetch MN, sue sair' a., =,
,he noted with pleasure his increasing
eiyoLsneSs,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27
HEADACHE.

Hesdache Is the disorder most complained OF
nowadays, and against which the greater
number of the sO-cal ed home remedies are ap-
piled. In most cases, however, they are not the
proper remedies. because most people are ig-
norant of the true character OF the numerous
causes OF the disorder. And yet it is a very
simple matter indeed. In nine cases out OF ten
h-adache is Produced by a disOTd"red stomach
and consequent imperfect circulation OF th9
hood which causes a congestion in the head.
The physicians therefore call lt gastric head
ache. while 10 Is more commonly known as SICK
headache. Ii appears in different forms.
Sometimes IL occurs as 4 dull pain in the lore
head. again as sharp acute pain, then again
as a feeling oi general oppression, ana finally
violent throbbng OF the arteries against the
temples. In most OF these cases cold feet and
genei al languor are added TO the other Symp.
toms. The last mentioned symptoms parucu.
larly are an infalhble guide to the cause. No
sicSness, NO lndisposition can be thoroughly
cured unless the treatment be directed towards
eradicating the root of the evil. In this ease
the disurdered or overloaded stomach and liver,
which are the source OF the headache, must be
reEulated and put INTO a sound conditlsn. For
this purpose there is no more effective remedy
and none that Ia better adapted TO pro-
mote the general health than the st. Ber-
noble order of Benediciines, whose members
have rendered such great services to the science
OF medicine particularly in the use Of her bs.
These pills are made OF medicinal herbs OF the
Alps. They actas mild laxative a neutTaliz-
Ing alterant and blood purifier, promoting a
healthy eircu alton. They cause the clogging
OF blood In the veins to disappear, and IN this
way remove the pressure on the blood vessels
Of the brain, which are the direct cause OF the
mdlSpositlon known as headache. A single
dose ofSt. Bernard Vegetable Pills will therefor
alleviate lt and cure il completely in a short
,,me: 10 be had OF every first class druggist.
Bernard Box 2il6, New YORK CITY and Won
VIII receive same post paid by return mail
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27
NO ENCORES.

"Pop, what does the paper mean
when 1t says, the singing left nothing
to be desired?'
1T evidently means, my son, that the
audience had enough of it,"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27
RED, WHITE AND BLUE.

what flower is this that greets the morn,
It's hues from heaven so freely born?
With burning star AMI flaming bar
II kndies all the suns I land,
o, tell US what its name may bel
Is this the Flower of Liberty?
Ii is the banner of the free
The starry flower of Liberty.
Behold its streaming rays unite
One mingling flood of braided light,
The red that fires the Southern rose,
With spOtless white from Northern SHOWS
And, spangled DER its azure, see
The sister stars of Lib Ityi
Then hail the banner OF the free,
The starry flower of Libertyl
From Atlantic Monthly 1861.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27

smythe-sWhy don't you buy a
Iouse and quit movingf
Tompkins (whO has political aspilal
don'G dare. That ~oIlu
make me a taxpayer, and Pm AFRAID I'i
be mugwump next"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27
The Dreaded sleeping Cnr.

Coughs, Colds and Pneumonia are contractcd
in the Palace Sleeper spite of all precautions,
save one. and that Is u be armed with IA bottlo
of DIR. HoXsie's Certain Group Cure. This u
not only a cure, but 10 Hlft,T a. preUeI Ittps ot
Cru, ant Pneum mia. Sold by prominent
druggists. soc. Manufactured 10y y. l.. Hox
sic, Buffalo, \. Y.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27
''Gepnlan
Syrup

Regis Leblanc is a French Cana.
dian store keeper at Notre Dame de
Stanbridge, Quebec, Can, who was
cured of a severe attack of Congest-
ion of the Lungs by Boschee's Ger
man Syrup. He has sold many e
bottle of German Syrup on his per
sonal recommendation. Ifyou drop
him a line he'll give you the full
facts of the case direct. as he did us,
and that Boschee's German Syrur
brought him through nicely. l,
always will. 1t is a good medicine
and thorough in its work. a
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27
A TRUE GENTLEMAN.

Weary Watkins-"You remember
ols JabsOn, who run the Jefferson
County Workhouse, don't youp"
Hungry Higgins-'Sure."
swat d. you think of him?"
81 amt aZackly In position to say,
jardner. You see L was a guest of him
Onect."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27

"We went bang into the iceberg ana
slid off to one side. The ship Iairy
shivered."
"That was natural. thlnK Ia
shiver, so close to an iceberg.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27

Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys.
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the svs.
tenn efectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste and ac.
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneE ial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances. its
many excellent qualities commend it
TO all and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in Soc
and 81 bottles by all leading drug,
gists. Any reliable druggist who
ray not have it on hand will nro,
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. DO not accent anv
substitute.
CALIFORNIA Flc SYRUP IN
,,,,, saw FRANCISCO. CAL.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27

FITS: All Fits stopped free by Or. Kline
treat Nerve ResioreT. No Fits after nrst day'
use: Maryelone cures. I realise and 81 90 tTia
e3l Arch ST., Philadelphla. Pa.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27

Mr. Lane, general manager Georgia South.
ern aud + Florida Railroad. says: | was ent re ly
relieved of hea lache by Bradycrotine In ii fteen
minutes. Ii is the only thing that relieves me =
All druggists. fifty cents.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27
WHY SHE DIDN'T BOW.

Rowne de Bout-Miss Blonde didn't
bow to you. Perhaps she didn't recog-
nIze yOn.
Vanderastor-Oh, yes; she did.
She recognized both of us. that's the
reason.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27
DIND'T PAYIN PH.-.R COIN.

'Rcally sa Charity 3a.hss 20 lis
S.'cr, - hat | C'"e you"
Y u 10, In;srruI ted 'h' tailor.
AN afo3Ngy for having Kept you
waiting f. Tps, money so long. So |
thcng,t would drop round and pay
-
"ThanSs.''
- nd Fay you the apology. Good
day"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27

Wynch-"So poor Staggers has shuf-
led off the mortal coil"
Lynch-"No. AS L understand IL,
ne tried to; but the boys had the rope
90 firmly secured around his neck.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27
HECrORED OVER.

''Do you get many orders nowadays
at your pIace?"
eyes" replied the youngest clerk,
"that's all l do get."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27

Millions OF women use DoObins' Electric Soap
tally, and say It j. the best and cheapest. II
they are right, gou ought to use IL. II wrong,
one trial only will show you. Blu a bar OF
your grocer and try IL next Monday.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27

"Well, Amel'a, how did you enjoy
your-elf durih. the last season?'
''On, Immen .elyl CnIy think, my
de L was three timss on the po.nt of
being eng >ged."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27
ANXIOUS TO MARTY.

Amy-May, do you ever think about
marria1e?
Mabel-Thlnk is no name for 1t. l
worry.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27

Cams Kidney Cure for
Dropsy, Gravel, Diabetes, Brlght's,
Heart, Urinary or Liver Diseases, Nerv-
business, &c. Cure guaranteed. S3l
Arch Street, Philad'a. 81 bottle, 8
for s6, or druggist. 1000 certificates Of
cures. Try it.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27
ANXIOUS PAPA,

Her Father (Severely)-'T under
stand, sir, that yoI have been telling
people that you wish to marry my
aaughter?"
Her AdUrer-"Y-y-y-yes, sir.
Her Father-"Win you please hurry
up and tell her?'
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27

Mrs. B In an apartment house,
De-,r mel what lovely closets that Fat
hasl
,gant-ld, dame, those are not
closets. They are bed rooms.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27

Tired all the Time"-HOod's Sarsaparilla
possesses Just those elements OF strength which
you so earnestly crave, il Will build you up,
give you an appetite, strengthen your stomach
and nerves. Try IL.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27

Jones (very eros )-"Throw tha'
ching away. do" ., ,or.-
Brown (very happy) mere
/ ton,t often give sixpence for clgar'
but when / do"
Jones-"You get fourpence changer
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27
The famous castle at BuntZlau, Ger
many, storel with antiquities, has been
destroyed by fire.

Beware of Ointments for Catarrh that Con-
tain Mercury,
mercury will surely desIr " the sense of
smell and completely deraupe the whole system
when entering It thu Ough the mucous surfaces.
Such articles should never be used except on
prescriptions from reputable physicians. as the
damage they will do is ten-fold to the good you
can possibly derive from then. Halls Catarrh
Cure, manufactured by +. J. Cheney & Co.,
Toledo, a., contains no m .rcury. and Is taken
internally, and acts directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system. In buying
Halls Catarrh Cure be sure you get the gen
zine. Ii is taken Internally and made In Toledo
Ohio. by +. j. Cheney & Co.
s5-Sold by Druggists. price &c. per bottle.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27
DRAwISG-ROON INASITIES,

She-No, don't sit there. Mr.. Splosher
that's my ugly sidel
He (wishins to please(-Well-a-
really don't see any difference.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27

The public park in san Francisco,
Cal, recently received a cOcOanut tree
weighing SIX tons from Honolulu.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27
Ann ur KEPT ON WALKING THEFLooR,

"What did you name your batyr'
swell, at first she was as good as
oold-neyer wnimpered-hair all worn
Eff tba hack or her head with lying on
itLand we called her Serena"
"Well?'' ~
"Well. since she began crying al
night with teething we changed hei
name to TuscarJra.'
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27

five legs, is the j " of Wayne unity,
Iowa. 1t IS now over a month old and
bics fair to grow into full cOwhOod.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27

DR.. J. b. Mayer, S31 Arch ST., PhIl'a,
Pa Ease at once. no operation or de-
lay from business, attested by thou
sands of cures after others fail, advice
Tree, send for circular.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27

A carrier pigeon alighted I'm an ex-
hausted condition on a transatlantic
steamer recently many miles at sea.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27

The skin of the whale IS thicker than
that Of any other animal. In some
places 1t reacLes a thickness of several
inches.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27
EraZer Axle l.reaso

The Frazer Axle Grease received medals NJ
the Centennial, North Carolina State Fair,
Pdris Exposition, American Institute, New
York, and others.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27

4 Forcible Aryument-Suitor (peI-
sistentlyl-Whyd do you keep me wait
ing SO a. FOR an answer2 Remem-
Der that you are growing older every
minnie.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27
The Shado,,,

TIE 6hadous
that fill your life, if you're feeble.
suffering woman, can be taken on,
of it. The chronic weaknesses
functional arrangements, and pain.
full disorders peculiar to your ser
can be taken away. The ons
unfailing remedy for them is DR..
Pierce's Favorite Prescription.
1t corrects, cures, and builds you
up. 1t improves digestion, enriches
the blood, dispels aches and pains,
melancholy and nervousness, brings
refreshing sleep and restores health
and strength. For periodical pains,
internal inflammation and ulcera.
ton, weak back, leucorrhea, and all
kindred ailments, it's positive spe.
cific-one that is guaranteed. II
it fails to give satisfaction, in any
case, the money paid for it is re.
turned.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27

BL,cSBERRY SHoRTCAEE. - Sift to-
6ether half a pound 81 1our, coffee
spoonful each of salt and sugar
and two spoonfrls cf baking pow
der. WorA into this mixtnre a
quarter OF a pound of butter; add
gradually two gills OF cold boiled
milk; mix quickly with n knife; dredge
flour over tho moulding board and turn
the paste NJ on ~ toss with the knife
until it is fsurod; pat it gently with a
houred rolling pin aud roll it down to
half an inch thickness; put a plate on
top of the paste and cut around il.
Grease baking tin, put tho rounds
upon it and bake. When done, mako
an incisIon round the centre of the
edge and tear apart. Arrange a layer
OF the berries on one-half of the cake,
dredge with fine sugar; place the other
half on the berries: cover the top with
the largest berries; add a liberal quan-
tity OF sugar and serve. A mixture of
whip ed wsi'e OF egg and sugar is
sor 'etiLes added to the top layer, and
it is placed In the oven moment to
,at
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27
HUMOROUS.
AT SEA.

ebe-"And why is a ship cailed
she?'" ,oo.nse the
e-"Aye, a'am! BecauSo wv
Gig Lg costs 30 much
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27

There are 5l2, 407 telephones in use
In this country, r, q iiring 260, ,456 miles
of wire.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27
Wife-"Charles | want some mon

Wife-"Charles / want some mVn-
sy."
HusDand-''I can't let you have 1t.
gave you a check yesterday.
Wife-"Well, that's no sigR you
should want to give me check to-
lay
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27

Jos. Hemmerich. Hoods Sarsaparilla, IS
I'm good health, and cordially recommends
HOODS SARSAPARILLAa as generai oioou 90
purifier and tonic m dicine' especiiiy W n''
comrades in tie G.. A. Il.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27

The great, gripping, old-fashioned
pills make trouble. DIR. Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets prevent it. Theirs
is the natural way. Sick Headache,
Biliousness, Constipation, Indiges.
ton, and all arrangements of the
Liver, Stomach and Bowels are pre-
vented, relieved and cured. SMALL
est, cheapest, easiest to take.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27

ANAKESIS gives In
slant relief and Is an
lNFALLIBLE CURB
fer PILES. Prices sI;at
druggists, or by mall.
samples free, AddreS5I
SAnakes!s." Box 24lA
New York City.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27

Great Britain has about 5000 lar d
lords and IS, 90 200 'enants.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27

Nevwife-''To-morrow Is you birth
day, DARLING, and am going to stop at
the jewellers nd buy you present -
Her Hubby-"Get something cheap,
pet, l haven't paid him for my Christ
mas present yet"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27
Hoods Pills inyigora;e the liver.

Live fish have been sent in safety il.
the malls from India TO the British
Museum.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27

The savings bank was invented By a
lergyman.
From 10000 to 100. 600 hairs grow in
a buman scalp.
A dinner was recently given On the
stu up Of tree to twenty-eight persons
pear Tacoma, Washington.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27

A "Poor Richard Almanac IF 175S
sold for S35 at an auction in Philadel-
phia recently.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27

HOOPS PILLS are hand made, and are per-
feet in com position, proportion and appear 'hce'
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-07-27
Gamma NIaInRy

Earth worms six feet long are founo
In Gippsland, VictorIa, Australasia.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1892-02-05
A NEW STOCK FOOD.
Dried Brewers' Grains Are Being Uti1-
lied Just N0ws

Dried Brewers' Grains Are Being Util-
lied Dust Now
Brewers grains, or the spent barley
malt from breweries, has long been used
as food for dairy COWS. Yet not with
very good satisfaction. It was very
heavy, carrying too great an amount of
useless water. Three-fourths was water
and one.fourth food, making it heavy to
handle for any distance or toship. And
ers' tubs it quickly lost its high food
value by fermentation, souring and be-
coming unwholesome, The great prob
lem has been to quickly and cheaply dry
these grains before deterioration.
It was known if this could be done
one of the very best of stock foods
would be the result. This has now been
done by a practical process, which
makes it a commercial commodity,
which has been shipped to Europe with
profit. At $1S ton, the price they are
are the cheapest and best of all dairy
foods. Following are the comparative
values of 100 pounds of the various fod-
ders: Good clover hay, rec; extra do,
SOC; medium hay, 64c; extra do,
75c; corn meal, $1.11; coarse wheat
bran, $l.01; wheat middlings, $1.O1;
brewers grain, dried, $1.20; brewers
grain. hiln dried, $1.23. California
could double discount any New York
plant for drying brewers grains. All
we neeu is to move the breweries to San
Joaquin plains, run the beer in the sum
mer time, and run the fresh, hot grains
on an endless apron, a short time in :i,e
sunshine. This would do the work
quickly, cheaply and well.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1892-02-05
A Simple Conuntsrurn.

The mathematical smart Alecks are al
ways proposing some new and puzzling
question with which to confound those
whose bump of calculation is not well
developed, but the most exasperating eff
fort in this direction was sprung on q
small company the other evening, when
one of these human calculating machines
inquired: eff five cats catch five rats in
five days, how many cats will it take to
catch 100 rats in 100 days?" Every an
swer was given. from 100 cats to 100, 600
cats, until it happened to occur to some
one that if five cats caught a rat q day
there was nothing to prevent their con-
tinuing to do SO till the end of time if
their patience and the rats held out. But
before this conclusion was reached over
ten dollars had changed hands in bets
on the subject, and three quarrels were
started which have not yet been settled.
Unfortunately, however, none of them
involved the originator of the problem,
who escaped before matters had gone so
far.-Interyiew in st. Louis Globe-Demo-
crat.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1892-02-05
The IsrOtherless Girl.

The girl without brother is especially
to be pitied. She is the girl who is never
certain of getting the pleasures of life
unless she is very attractive. OF course
she has no brother who she is certain
will take her everywhere; she is apt to
get little bit vain, for she has no
brother to tell her, as only u brother
will, of her faults and mistakes. 1t is
only the somewhat doubtful tact of a
brother that announces, Il wouldn't
walk up the street with you in that
frock," and the girl whose brother says
this to her may be certain that he is only
expressing the opinion of other girls
brothers. He may not do it in the most
gentle way, but he does tell the truth,
and if you ask him why paying visit to
another girl is moro desirable than to
one you know, he will sit down and look
at you, and then he will say:
well, you see, it is just this way.
From the time you get there she is nice
girl who gives you a pleasant welcome
and yet doesn't gush over you. She is
entertaining, and yet she has fashion
of putting down nasty gossip or silly talk
among whoever is there. She is rest
full sort of girl, she is not always want
ing to do something that tires you half
to death and where the game isn't worth
the candle, and when she says goodby to
you you feel certain that she is pretty
glad you came and that she will be glad
to see you another time, but that she
doesn't look upon you as the one and
only man in the world" That is the
kind of a description that the brotherless
girl can't get. Then she doesn't hear of
men that a fellow would rather not have
his sister go with. Probably the wisest
course for her to pursue is for her to
choose rs her most intimate friend girl
who has a wise brother; then she can
reap the benefit of his counsel.-Ruth
Ashmore in Ladies' Home Journal.
The Corvallis gazette. [volume] (Corvallis, Or.) 1862-1899, 1892-02-05
Quito n Compliment.

Two New York society bellies We're dis
cussing a ball at which both had beer,
present.
"Oh, had sucha compliment paid me
by Gus De Smith" said Miss Bondcip-
per, giggling historically.
Yes: What did he say?" asked Miss
Murray Hill.
Il had on my new bangs and just a
little face powder, and my new silk dress
fitted just as if / was poured into it, and
ma said she never saw me look so we'll
a-n-d'-'
"What did Gus De Smith say7" asked
Miss Murray Hill impatiently.
"He whispered to Inc, Miss Bondclip.
per, you are fixed up SO pretty tonight
that hardly recognized you. '"-Texas
Siftings,