St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-04-22
SUNRISE SIGNALS.

Spirit Of Departed United States Senator
(entering Paradise) w here the cloak ROOM
.St Peter-Excuse me but cloak room is
not popular adjunct Of this place.
shade OF Daniel Webster (yawniug)-Are
they sill keeping up the farce of executive
sessions in the senate:
Senatorial Spirit--oh. yes.
Shade Of Webster-Thats a queer. old
nonsensical body polite down there; I'm
glad left il
There are many good stories floating around
connected with the personality OF Nebraskas
John NJ Thurstou Should he ever run for
a prominent political Office there will be
many more cropping 10 the surface There
Is fund of Attic humor lurking IN the sui
strata OF Mr. Thurston's encyclopaedia in
formation. Here Il fair samp le.
and much better than some others be-
cause It is new. AS IS well known
Mr. Thurston has teeu prominent figure on
the field Of Republican politics ever since he
made 50 excellent an impression on that
party a. presiding officer OF the Republican
convention winch. az Chicago, nominated
Ben Harrison. lie IS also. senior counsel OF
the Union Pacific railway, with a salary OF
$1,000 per annum. A short time ago M.
ThurstoD, ia his special car. happened TO be
IN the vicinity OF Ogden While here he was
approached BY man who had known him
for many years. and who was, moreover.
fun Y cOgniZant Of Johns success In lie, and
his share in the stirring events incident 10
Wild. Western and wooilY politics Bot in
spite OF this fact the time had come for this
man 70 MAKE a break and lie made H.
Such unfortunate moments come 10 some
individuals more frequently than 10 others.
They are unhcSy. Rushing up to Mr.
Thurstou who at that moment was buslly
engaged with a party Of prominent Union
Pacific officials, the man Dlurred out
'Ilailo, John VI. How's tricks: What bug
mess are We iH now
I'm Keepiug gin mill down on Tenth
street, Omaha, quietly answered Mr.. Thurs
ton without relaxing a muscle of his face.
Drop ia aud see me when in town"
Truly. San francisco has a wonderful and
beautiful climate. Early dwarf earthquakes
are already IN bloom.
Says the New York Morning Advertiser:
The free silver men Of the West will 20 to
Chicago with knives whetted for Mr Cieye-
land. They are after him The prompt
action OF the Kansas Democrat state con
ventlon last Wednesday in indossing Grover
Indicates that the Advertiser Is away or In
the dim vista OF the past The convention
not only adopted free silver plank but il
instructed the twenty delegates for me ex-
president
The earnest attention of Editor Dana IS
directed 70 the fact that in order to reach
Mr.. Cleveland at the earliest possible mo-
ment he should direct letters to the Stuffed
Prophet of 10 l. West Fifty first street
Mr.. Cleveland has moved.
Only FOR the opening Of the base ball season
no one would take this for spring.
Since Senator Kyle has gone so far as to
introduce bill for a composite dollar" he
should now sit for a composite photograph
Of his brains. 1t is Thought that the result
would greatly resemble rancid nightmare
on his return to this country Minister
Egau is to be formally received" 4 his is
a case where the receiver will be great deal
worse than the thief.
The Republican party should allow Blocks
worth good deal to go through life bearing
such an cffcolor cosnomen
Hurrah for the dollar. the harlequin dollar
The dollar invented by Kyle
The composite dollar that no one can col
lar
Because it will ne'er be in style.
Chicago IS to have new historical building
One of the plans submitted and published in
the papers of that interesting city very mach
resembles historical building IN all the
name implies, antedatIng. we should say the
time of the Aztecs-possibly The Mound
Builders.
Outside of the two Dakotas no state in the
Union can this year be justly denominated d
-'hot-bed" of Republieamsm
what's the matter with the Republicans of
ST. Paul. They re -not-ull Wright
They have some pretty alttudnous build
ings in Chicago but it appears that worlds
fair rents are keeping right up with the
highest of them.
Not drum was heard. nor a funeral note,
AS the wild huzza for Wright, i'll his throat
FToze stiff.
For he was for Keifer aud lastly for Ames
Or any one else from dozen OF names;
But. biff.
Wright was ind orsed, and the ax-eatlng"
party.
If not MORALLY i'll, is surely less hearty.