St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-29
SUNRISE SIGNALS.

poor are dependent upon the stability OF the
money in which they receive their salaries
Congressman William l.. Wilson, of West
Virginia. knows this, and is not afraid TO tell
the people the truth. There is no greater
representative Democrat in the country than
Mr.. Wilson. His vote will always be found
recorded against the Bland bill. The pres-
ent craze for free silver is by no means a
Democratic sentiment or principle. 1t is
sentiment that has been sown by crafty mine
owners in the West and watcred by sophistry.
1t is fatlaey made prominent by the Farm
ers' Alliance and fostered by spectators. 1t
is doomed to be felegated to the single plat
form of the Peoples party. No other con-
vention will dare incorporate it in any record
of their deliberations. AS an organization
the Democratic party does not indorse free
silver.
Asafetida which is said to be good for the
grip and other diseases might be benefcially
employed in treating the cases of Drayton
and BorroWe
Joliet Warden-We give every man work
according to his capability. What is your
trade?
Chicago ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
Teacher-What is your name. little boy?
New Kid-Jonah Cicero Tarbox
Teacher-What do your playmates Call
you?
New Kid-Pants.
If any one has small, elementary work on
parliamentary rulings they are not using, will
they please forward it to congress? Address
Speaker Crisp.
There is bare possibility that Cyrus Field
may emigrale to Chicago and open put
and CALI factory.
There's nothing in a name: Mr.. Cowherd
is running for mayor of Kansas City. Ajax
was timid, compared to Mr.. Cowherd.
Ex-senator Spooner, of Wisconsin, is now
mentioned for governor, senator aud vice
president. 1t is popularity supposed that il
anything comes Mr.. Spooner's way he will
promptly proceed to 'soop 'er oop.'
Mr. Bland bids fair to become the author
of an unsuccessful attempt to defeat the
Democratic party.
Editor Godkin, of the New York Evening
Post, pedantically insists on knocking the
''h'' out of Behring sea by spelling it Der
ing" There is equally good authority for
spelling the name of the great Corsicah hero
"BOnypart." Behring sea was named after
the great discoverer. Behring.
A New York paper says: 'Where, oh,
where are the robius?' Chicago journals
might join in the inquiry: 'sWhere, oh,
where are the robbers?'
One of the humors of the campaign is that
little Benny Harrison wants to go to war
with some nation. Let him content his sou
in peace; they are keeping the Minneapolis
nomination on ice for him,
Apparently the majority in congress is
hedging on that long shot" on the short
dollar"
The Pennsylvania editors thrown into jail
for sandering Boss Quay have been par
doned after serving two months OF their six
months sentence. BY this it is surmised
that Boss Quays thirst for revenge is one
third satiated.
The advent of the tenting season reminds
one that bichloride of gold has no effect on
the circus lemonade habit.
AS will be seen from the papers, the death
of Walt " hitman reviyes the question, Was
he a poet?" 1t he was. the lines he occasion
ally ipdiied must be admitted to trot i'll the
poetical class under a reasonable handicap.
The popularity of the latest political war
cry Cleveland or a Western man y is un-
bounded. As illustrative of2the amenities OF
Democratic politics, attention is called to the
fact that it is even popular with John Al.
Palmer.
Rudyard Kipling is heartily welcomed 10
St Paul 1t is confidently expected that he
will find many attractions in our immediate
vicinity to merit his admiration. Impressions
that he previously formed OF the new world
were, unfortunately. deduced from hasty
run through Chicago. We cannot blame him
for casting up balance against us. Until he
came TO st. Paul he had not seen the West
under the most favorable conditions. In
point of fact, about the only thing ill COM
mon between st. Paul and Chicago Is that
the two cities have houses on both sides of
the streets. Our culture, our progress. our
intellectual plane are broader. more advanced
and higher than can be truthfuily boosted of
by Chicago. Most of us have criticised 1.-THE
Angelus.' and not a few OF us from time to
time steal over TO Europe and come back
and criticise monarchical institutions. Then
we sell a corner lot. bunch of cattle. lumber
or whisky and go back the following year
oft r1Inr q
clothes, gait, cstentation and patois.
Residents of ST. Paul fully appreciate and
freely compliment the meritorious literary
work of Mr.. Kipling Indeed no confidence
is violated in the statement that they were
among the first to recognize the fact that the
young writer of attractive Indian tales had
hlazed new pathway through the sone-
what tangled jungle of modern fiction. They
rejoice in his success. and heartily congratu-
late him upon his recent enlistment in the
army of Benedicts. That he will leave st.
Paul with many pleasant recollections goes
without saying
Mr.. Blairs presidential boom has stopped
marching long enough 10 considerably re-
gard the resignation of Minister Whitelaw
Reid as another possible pie III the cupboard.
mo one threw wheat at John L. Sullivan
when he appeared on the board of trade yes
terday,'' says a Chicago paper II any one Is
yearning with an uncomfortable desire to
throw something at Mr.. Sullivan. it had best
be dynamite
A Political Philosopher.
Provfdenca Journal.
Gen. J. B. Weaver, of Iowa. has had
some rather valuable experience in
keeping his face straight while running
for the presidency on third party
ticket He knows how TO maintain all
air of seriousness in mock contest. and
he has perhaps learned as we'll as any
other man in the land the serviceabe art
of expecting little and gracefully ac-
cepting less.