St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-04-06

is now in his third year at Harvard. NOW,
what do they call him?
Bobby-Old sport.
We've slugged the crazy silver cranks,
And doused their sickly glim;
The tariff is the issue,
And Dems. are in the swim.
The late Walt Whitman was more highly
estimated in England than in the United
States. Milwaukee Sentinel.
So was Edgar Allen Poe; SO was Ralph
Waldo Emerson; so was Thoreau, Haw-
thorne, Washington Irving, N. P. Willis. So
is Bret Harte. Americans have too little
time and too great love for money to waste
either on home-bred literary genius. This is a
harsh thing to say. and, if said by all En-
glishman or Frenchman, the manipulators
Of the American press would be 'weal
angwy." as BERTHE Van Alstyne would say i'll
1.-The Henrietta
Veal on the rack for Ingalls,,
Pardon for Matt S. Quay;
Bind up the spavins and windgalls
or the G. o. p. and away.
That cream puff of Chicago journalism,
the Inter Ocean, has opened the Republican
campaign of lies at an early date. In Its
issue of the 4th inst. it says: Cleveland
seems to have been suddenly struck with q
.modus vivendi.' A month ago he could not
be persuaded into making political speech,
not even to aid his friends TO carry his own
state. From this on he is open to engage
ments"
The above contains but two falsifications.
In the first place there was no state election
pending in New York month ago; and,
secondly. during the exciting election of last
fall he did make a number of speeches, and
the state was carried for Gov. Flower and the
assembly by the Democratic party.
We trust that the Rhode Island election.
today will pass off quietly" at least as
quietly as is compatible with Democratic
success. incidentally we may remark that this
observation will have but little weight to-
morrow morning.
Recently it was announced that Columbus
was pirate 1t is now claimed that he was
also printer BY the time the worlds fair
begins it may develop that he was also a
book publisher in which event enthusiasm
for the exposition is likely to subside.
1t having been discovered that the salary of
81 Washington pension Office clerk. who ha;
been in an insane asylum for four years. has
been drawn regularly during his confne-
ment, it is reasonable to suppose that the
watchdog of the treasury has been off
omewhere having fits.
Rev. Sam Small has taken to wearing pat
ent leather shoes. but it is easier for mar
ried woman to go through the pockets of her
husbands pantaoons than it is for dude to
make much impression on those Georgia
crackers"
Are we to be afflicted with the same meas
lyweather throughout April that prevailed
during the entire month of March? We ask
this question more in sorrow than in anger.
Now that Paderewski has really left the
country, we rise to inquire, was he actually a
Southdown, Merino or Shropshire?
And the wind blew through His Whiskers'
own state-Kansas.
We are still of the opinion that DR.. Charles
A. Dana has work ed his hoodoo on David B.
Hill for all there was in it,
Good morning, merry gentlemen, may moth
ing you dismay, a
We always tlke a boomet fat, whene'er it
rolls our way.
Grover Cleveland.
VIII the Republican organs please explain
the significant presence of Blocks of Five
Dudley in Rhode Island today? And, having
formulated an explanation, will they please
keep it on ice until tomorrow morning and
then give it to the public?
Texas Ranger-Er-is your name-er-
CARA?
Bandit Garza-It is; what do you want
with me?
Texas Ranger-Excuse me, but, er-would
you like 10 say something for publication on
the Drayton-Borrowe scandal?
The ancients used by singing to inspire
soldiers with ardor for battle and right here
in America frenzied occupants of boarding
house parlors have been seen under the same
inspiration.
Ayers own state have declared for Harrison.
it would seem that it would be well for the
doughty Michigan warrior to pack away his
boom Ill the cedar closet.
Somehow the reading matter in the Chica-
go Mail looks like advertisements, and nearly
all the advertisements fool people into TAX
ing them for straight reading matter