The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1892-05-12
All Sorts of Paragraphs.
: A mans judl aent is warped y

he can't go straight past saloon.
jefferson Davis grave is each =
decorated with bunch of fresh foH3
"A mans political friends are mol
q the men he would like to a.
horses with.
- Money is not exactly religious
ticle, but still it has denomination oI
OWL.
Why cannot q deaf man be leg
convicted? Because it is not. .lawtu
condemn man without hearing.
We truly believe De Wits: ID
Early Risers to be the most natural, o.
pill for billiousness, Indigestion and
active liver.-Wilhito &; Wilhite. ~
= The highest price paid in gre
backs for gold during the late war
s2.85, the quotation for July 16, 1864
- a deacon in Indiana has four b9
the youngest of whom is nan
Doxology, because he's the last of &
hims.
- There are over 50.0GO,OO0, 900 pie
of mail posted annually throughout s
world, of which nearly 100000,
pass through the postofices of the UNI
States.
= IF dull, spiritiess.andstupi6; ify&
blood is thick and sluggish If yonr
petite ia capricious and uncertain,
need Sarsaparilla. For best results a
De Witt's.-Wilhite and Wilhite.
= When the devil takes the contl|
to ruin man, he is entitled to-
pay as soon as he progresses far enor
to make him ashamed to do hon
labor. aifi5
= Fweddy: Aw, Miss Gwacie, y
wemind me Of champagne. Sosparklib
yoa know. Miss Gwacie: And you
mind me of wine and milk. Syllabf
you know. s
= There are two factories in. Philad
phia that use up in the season 100 hoe
hides 8 week each, to cover base ba1
They are alum tanned. One hide II
furnish covers for ten dozen No. i ba
and Eve to eight dozen interiors.
| 1T is fixed and imnlutable Law; tl
to have good, sound health one must ha
pure, rich and abundant blood. There
no shorter nor surer route than by
course of De Wits Sarsaparilla. Wilh9
e. Wilhite.
Deacon Jones (solemnly) ~
young friend, do you attend aplaceI
worship? Young msn-Yes, sir; RED
larly every Sunday night. Pray, tell i
where you go to Worship" sI'm on q!
way to see her now" tI
- Wheat sold last week for frc5
twenty to twenty eight cents q busH
less than it did year ago, and corn i
thirty cents less. So much for the u
crop. Can any one see what benefit u
farmer derives from the productive tar
on wheat. u
| = "Late to bed and early to rise ".
shorten the road to your home In Il
Skies" But early to bed and q !ttLitt
Early Riser," the pill that makes II
longer and better and wiser.-Wilhite
Wilhite.
"See here. You told me dot u
would pay for dem close on de 18th
sure as de sun rose. You are nice ge
tleman of your vords, amt you
"Well, the sun didn't rise. It never doe
Why don't you take course in astront
my?"
The flowers are the angels oftE
grass. They all have voices. When Il
cloads speak, they thunder; when Il
whirlwinds speak, they scream whe
the cataracta speak, they roar; bi
when the flowers speak they alwa.
whisper.
| Bright people are the quickest to i
cognize good thing and buy it. We sc
lots of bright people the Little Early r
sers. IF you are not bright these pills vi
make you so.-Wilhite q White.
| There is g farmer in Jacks tow
ship, Laurens County, who keeps thr,
overcoats: A. fine one to wear to La
rens, Newberry and Columbia; commt
| one to wear to Renno, Clinton and 9th
small towns; and an old one to We
about home.
| "You often hear Of the sslf.mat
mani" "Yes." "But you never hear
the self.made woman?" "That is y
Rather strange, isn't it' What's the re
son, do you think 2" "Well, when
woman is self.made she doesn't want an
body to know it."
- Mrs. L. r. Patton, Rockford, II
writes: "E Jrn personal experience q
recommend De Wits SaEsaparilla, acu
| for impure blood and general debility
White e. Wilhite. III
"But, my boy, surely you sre e
young to marry my daughter Aureli
How old are your" Eighteen, air
"And she is twenty. four-too. great
DISPARITY Why not wait half doz
years? Then you'll be twenty.four al
she'll probably be about the same age
you"
Augusta, Ga, is said to have becor
the easiest place on earth to secure {
vorce, not even Chicago excepted.
special of last Saturday from that ci
says that no less than seven divorce Cas-
we're put through in the space of 0
hour, and verdicts were granted tot
plaintiffs in each case. s
II is O truth in medicine that 4
smallest dose that performs the cure
the best. De Wits Little Early Rise
. are the smallest pills, will perform t
cure, and are the best.-Wilhite & w
!: | hite. ~
"A Pennsylvania jury acquitted
man of trying to kiss an unwilling wide
but sentenced him to pay the costs
his clumlincss, no doubt. BE got off yt
. lightly. The man who makes mistai
' in judging the probability Of when
, widow is unwilling to be warmly WOO
3 should be sent to Jail and kept there .
9 til he learns better.
rL 3: 80 ,ooou,t;nr for Foe