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South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-11-25
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South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-11-25
COMMISSIONERS NOTICE.

Abrsm Hasf Admir- By = decree OF the
W Ia Ch'ucsry Circoit Court oJ
Abfs N Hass' heirs &c Hampshire Oounty
west VI. rendered 90 the day OF Sent
1892, 'hs above sBi Tiled cause vas referred
70 TIE undsrsigs d Commissioners with d.
let. To state, senls sud adjust The sc-
eonoia q Abram Hass Admiafs traitor.
1od. II aScertsia and report th9 deb -
agsinst the estse o. said Ab-am Hasa and
ihe ems aPon bic real estate, u auy, add
their prloridcs
8fd. To report tie feal estate Of VII "a
SAD Ab'am BASS died. ssiEsi a. porses.s
end ne value a7d aunnsl value and aiso
20 asc ftain aud report sspsrstslg ibs value
500 annosl lue % ibe real estate dsvised
70 the children Of John Bass and hat AZ
vlssd 70 "a children Of Thomas Pass de-
erased
Notice Is therefore hereby gwen tlaf /
Val attend a. nv Oiiss 10 R1mnsy 10 "a 4
coup'y Of Hampsbifs oo ibs sist dsy Of ps.
q ia osf, 1917 for the puF oso q r erecu.iog
sud decree OF Tsierence.
=, siven uader ny hiud Tbs 22od asJ Of
hoTsmbo u sea
JAS. A. GIBSON,
EoT 2s.tt - W
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-11-25
COMMISSIONERS NOTICE.

G 7. seBride's Admir-. By deer &c Of
" 70 Chancsry he Circail Co lrt
J. r NcBti6e's heirs &c of q 10 pslare
CountyJ Wet Virginia, rends ed on The
day OF Aug 1894. tbs above entitled fcsuse
was referiel TO The undersigned Commits.
riooer, with directions
LIST To state settle and adjust the &C.
count o. George Aileson SD sriG Of said
clunty aud IS such Committee admiaistra-
tor Of o. r. Mcbride decd.
Ind To,sadit. tie debts agaIns. the e..
tate Of said q. 4 Mcbride
2 d. To asc rtain the liens and their pri.
critics upon his real estate, and be shall re.
port such other msuers az be may deem,
Psrdness or any party may require.
Ro.ice % Therefore given that I will attend
At my ofics 10 Romuey In The said countg ,
90 The ars' day Of Janusfy, 1888, for he
PnTPosed Of executing said drcsee OF refer
sncs
=, Given undsr my hand this 22sd day Of
Noveln bef 1891
JAS. A. GIBSON,
Nov 1874
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-11-25
Weekly Register
Twenty-Eiahth Year
Contains IL Big Pages
Will be.sent, From Now Uu.
til January, 1894 for
Orr mnlln..l
Ome RnIlsr
1t is the Largest Paper
CoMNo INro ruE SrArr.

1t contains more choice, varied
and attractive reading matter than
any half dozen ordinary newspapers
Its entertaining, chaste and de.
lightful continued stories by the
best authors ere among the desira
bic features.
The Wheeling Register live stock
produce, wood and gram markets,
from Philadelphia, New. York. Bal,
timore and Chicago are full, accur.
ats and complete.
Every town, city and county seat
Ia the State is center of news
which the Register publishes with
weekly regularity, so that every cit.
lzen in the State must take the Reg
lister to keep thoroughly posted in
State matters.
The Democratic Party will short
ly come. into power, and the Regis
ter will be faithful chronicler OF
events occurring under the Cleve-
land Administration. Everybody
Will want to know whst is going on
in Washington. The Register
Special Correspondent will keep
them posted.
The Legislature will shortly as.
sembie. 1t viii be q veryy impor-
tant session. No citizen OF the
State ca n afford to be without the
Register Its Legislative reports,
and In fact sli news matters from
the State Capital arc recognized
throughout the State as TIE most
elaborate and complete.
Remember ONE DOLLAR buys
the Weekly Register from now tin
January /, 1894.
e9 All remittances should be
either by postal. order, registered
letter or check. Then there is no
danger Of loss or delay. Address.
WEST va. PRINTING CO.
Wheeling, w. Va.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-11-25
To Our Subscribers.

We have made arrangements with
w. Jennings DemOrest Of New
York to send, SIS a Christmas Gift,
his beautiful "Yard Of Pansies" to
those who will send their name and
address and 3 two cent stamps.
Read the advertisement IN another
column and be sure to send your
full address mentioning the name
Of this paper. We think you will
not regret spending six cents for
such a bright homo adornment.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-11-25
N. f. Church EpwOrlh League.

The second recitation contest.
under the auspices Of the above
league will be held on Thanksgiv-
ing evening at O'Clock.
-Four prizes Will DO awarded TO
the best rociters. Special music
by the league. An attractive and
profitable program will DO render
cd a cordial invitation is given
10 all.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-11-25
Supreme Court.

The Supreme Court Of APP eals
OF this State met in Charleston last
Saturday with al the Judges pr g.
eDt and among the decisions hand
ed down was Maslins executors VS..
Hiett from Hampshire county, opin-
ion by Judge Lucas decree Of tho
Circnit Court reversed and cause
dismissed.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-11-25

We have been informed that
Uncle Jimmie" Parker, now in
the 95th year Of his age, voted the
arst ballot at tho council chamber
on election day, and was FOR Demo :
cracy from top to bottom. Mr.. p.
is in good spirits over the result.
aud If Providence permits he vii
see Grover Cleveland inaugura.ed
March 4, lS93.-K user Tribune.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-11-25

which We propose 70 send 70 yoti, trunEnor-
tatign paid. The little darliBg rests afniiurf
pillow, ana a fn tho act ~ dra wing III M
PINK SOCK, the mate Of which has bcen pulled
on ana hung aside with a triumphant COO.
Inc he9h tint8 arc perfect, aud the eyoa follow
you, no matter where you stand. The eKqui-
eitereprOd uctiong OF this greatest painting az
lbs waugh tho most celebrated on guo,dern
painters OF baby hfol are 20 bc given To fhopo
VINO gubscribe 70 UcmOrest'a Famuv MaVa-
Hlne Tor 1879 The reproduction cannot t,o
told from the original, which c0et Ft00 aud
are tne same aiEa llTxE3 iBchesl. The baby II
IRE size, and absolutely lfelke. we hsv9
80 ln proparation, - present 20 our sub
eyIioeIs during tata, other great pictures -
such artists A. Percy Moran. Maud Humpbrev
louis Dee hafnps, and Others o. worId-wid6
renQwn. Take only two e0amplea ~ what
We dld during tho past year. . "A Yard OF Pan
Fee." and a White House Orchid f,y the
vie OF President Harrison. and you viii 80
wat our promises mean.
=. nose " 20 sut,9criho for DeT1Orc-t'a Family
aagazine for lsgl VIII posses a eallerv on 81.
Magazine that caunot 81 sqnaied BIZ auv al
gne world fOf it8 beautiful iliusGrafiouq an
gaotect matter, that wa keep everyone most
81 90 OIL the topics o. tho day ana all fha
!afi8 and oideront items ~ interest about The
nousehold. besides furnishing interesting
readina matter, both grave and gay. for tire
whole family; ana while Deraorosf'a Ia not
sect, and We give you. fros ~ c0sf, an fhs pat-
terms you wish TO use during ire vasr and
- any $50 you cbo0oe, Send IN volr Fl.h.-
get over - IA value. Address tha pnniishsy.
". Jennings Defnorcst l5 Ees4 18Th So Nrrv
t0rk. ~ yOu ere uueoQualnted wf4h tbs
eageEnA ernq " cents fqF = spc0ipen copT
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-11-25
Church Notice.

Rev. j. K. Bridges will prsaoh In
The Presbyterian Church next Fri.
day night and on Saturday and
Sunday. Communion services on
Sunday.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-11-25
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

To the Creditors of Abram Hass,
deceased
n pursuance of decree OF the
n Circuit Court of the County Of
hampshire, made in a cause theie e.
in pending, to subject the real es-
tate Of the said Abram Hass, to the
payment Of his debts, you are re-
CURED to present your claims a.
gainst the Estate of the said Abram
Hass, for adjudication to James'A.
Gibson, Commissioner, at his Office
in Romney, in the said county, on
or before the 31st day Of Deccm-
Der. 1892.
Witness. v. 81. Polling. Clerk OF
the said Court, this 22nd day of
No -ember, 1892.
v. NJ. POLLING, Clerk.
Nov. %, 1892.-Gw.
III. B. G Alto.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-11-25

The Losers of election bets ara
no. yet through their tribulations
James r. O'Connor, OF Utica, N.
Y, ia such an enthusiastic demo.
crat that he was willing to bet The
odore w. Bradish. of the same CT
ty. that Cleveland would get 5O,-
600 majority in that State. He
lost his wager and Wednesday star
ted from Utica to propsl :. barrel oil
apples in a barrow to New Yoi K CT
ty. Ii he makes twenty miles a
day, no experts to reach his desti-
nation a little before Decent Der.
He will spend his Thanksgiving on
the road. On Wednesday Mr..
Wolford, of Yonkers, was seen roll
ing peanut down South Broadway
to Main rect, in that city. Mr..
Wolford Weighs over 200 pounds
and before election agreed with
Henry Bower that il Cleveland was
elected the loser was to roll pea
nut the full length of Broadway
Mr.. Wolford kept his word and was
followed by large crowd. 1t took
HIM nearly an boar to perform the
task, and when he had finished he
was hardly able to stand eject on
account of the attitude he was in
during the rolling Of the peanut.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-11-25

Two Hotties CUfE@ Eer. VI
OAnnoLL, Iowa, July, 1859.
Wa nudsriDg 10 pears nom shocks 4, nv
hsafi, so much 80 thot ~ tiI0os didn't ext.t-st
70 recover. 4 took medfcfncr from nia1v AZ.
.ois,oat dtd not got any rcfief sEtl took p tor
htuniss Nerve 1outc. The sscoud doao r.lIav,d
ne aiid2 hotpes cursd nle. s. ". YFcx-
UA2uIgTtnE, Pc, Narrb. 1901.
No Dfs1n using Pastor Koonlg's Nerve rtssr
TOT orr lt-year-olj daughter who hal hnd e,gt.
lcpFao "a. sinos sbs ves years old oyee n y, e.
so "'th hut Bttio hope q sEy goo-f. =. ~, 80
oeen 80 Often cjscp pointcl 81 otksf -, = stss
olt ff,en after us.ug thls uossisin1 40 .,sf, 10
gsl ostitr. and We hops tlGs any AND .fss-lt
"a rith Tails tfrlibls dsfcese VIZ r.. ,l.~ go.
o.f.li ron eoy. fcroiupiaua gonr t,-sli,s.s Il,
ostfy Ot'e e<ectd NTH any rsrcons n 49,,
H. "A B1HGaAH
EmE - Valuable HooIs IN rarvou.
- ~ Nifeaaes fant rrff 81 80 ~ lf,e,r
INN 9pd pow urffenfB ga 49, st.fufT
, eas@A8 tiaiz iuetii-due me-. IN cf.-,.. u
:, ibis nmedy has been rfrra-sd ~ r.s.5.ess.s
Pastor AC9nig, Of Fost NtrTs Jsrr ~ =. - l..l
isno| prepared undefh his direction : @e
koENic EsED. CO. chscaeo, 60.
so'd - Drurrfsts ~ cr gcr uet97. fsv e.
Iaree sLsc. Et.s5. cc..s..s 81.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-11-25
LII T. ID.

At his homo near Slanesvllle, this
county October 81, 1892 az err a
very short illness Mr. George w.
Largent a worthy aad highly re-
spscted citizen, .goo1 neighbor
aad 8 kind frisud. Mr. l. was on :
~ 3? years old aud therefore cut
down in the prime of life leaving a
Sifc and five l't'lo children to
mourn the loss OF thc.r best earthly
friend.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-11-25

e END twelve oonts ia postage
~ stamps to 80 Corcoran Build.
ing, Washington, d. O., and you
Will receive four copies OF KATE
FIELD's WARRINGTON, containing
matter OF special Interest. Give
name aud address, and say where
yOn saW this advertisement,
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-11-25
NOTICE TO CREDITORS.

TO tie creditors of c. Z. McBril e,
deceased
N pursuance of decree of the
Il Circuit Court of the County of
Hampshire, made in a cause there
in pending, to subject the real
estate of said G. r. Mcbride to tho
payment OF his debts, you are re-
CURED to present your claims against
the Estate of the said G. r: Nc
Bride, for adjudic alton to James
A. Gibzon, Commissioner, at his
Office in the said county, on or be-
fore the Rad day of January, 1898.
Witness. v. 81. Polling, Clerk of
the SAID Court, this 22nd day of
Novem Der, 1892.
v. n. POLLING, Clerk.
Nov. 25, 92.-6w.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-11-25

AZ Frankfort, Mineral county on
Sunday night November 6, very
suddenly Jesse Vanmeter, son Of
the late Isaac Vanmeter, of that
place.
These were prepare for last
week; but had no room for them.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-11-25
Gnsuro against FIRE, LIGHT
y MING and CYCLONES in
PEABODY INURANCE co, Of
Wheeling. w. Va.
CHAs. N. HIETT, Gen'l Agt.,
North River Mills, w. Va.
DO YOU WANT TO ADOPT A BAp

Maybe you think this - a nsw bussnasa
9endisE out babies on application; ft has beer,
zone Defore, however, bat never have thoe.
furnished been 30 near the ORIGINAL aaSn ME -
thls one. Everyone will exclafm. We'll
mats the sweetest baby ever saw r. This
nttle Diack -ano-Whfte engraving can erfvo
you but Q faint idea of the exonII.atn rinLIrnI-
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-11-25

All the volumes except 9Th OF
-Ciarissa Harlowe" pubhshel in
London in I769, once belonging 10
library OF Seth Mssoa. Crysts'.
lss Vol also Seth Mason's. rub-
iished in l. ndon 1TS5--and Vicar
Of Wakefield. Address.
kRs- GEo- LA MONTE,
Bound Brook, n. J.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-11-25

An exchange says The Spirit Of
Jefferson was go highly elated over
the result Of the election, and Con-
gresham Wilson's splendid victory
that 1t put in one" column OF an in
teresting love story upside down.
The Spirit moved, bu. evidently
couldn't see anything straight but
the election returns. Those were
in doublo-leadcd, rightside up with
care.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-11-25

Fifteen revolutionary Widows are
still alive and regularly draw pen
sions. Several OF them reside in
one pension district OF Tennessee.
and four Of these seven arc proud
OF the mans Of Nancy.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-11-25

Gilkesen has just received = bir
lot OF Cook Stoves, and also Heat,
ing Stoves suitable for school
houses DC. These goods are Offer
ed at prices that cannot be under
sold.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-11-25

The Prohibitionists doub led their
vote OF last year in some parts Of
tho Eastern Shore Of MARYLAND.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-11-25

II is said "Across the Estkr
Dir. Cleveland is considered By
many as great man as Washing
ton, and his official letters and adj
dresses are eagerly read The
french, Dutch and mony 9th r
newspapers contained full repofts
OF Dir. Clevolands speeches tho
morning after they were delivered,
but only slight references were made
TO the letters Of Mr.. Harrison. The
press OF England also sympathized
with the democrats.
South Branch intelligencer. [volume] (Romney, Va. [W. Va.]) 1830-1896, 1892-11-25

The old Oyler factory in Lynch.
burg is being pulled down to MAKE
way for $4,000 building to BE
used by the colorcd people for .
hall, and ultimately for a bank.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-23
Treatment by Mail.

To THE PUBLIC. The system of mail treat
ment pursued by Drs. Mansfield and De Monco
guarante e the same effective results to those
who desire to submit their cases through cor
respondence as to those who come IN person.
Their question blank" If properly filed out
will diagnose your case in thorough way, and,
as medicines are promptly shipped. those
living out Of the city have the same advantages
as those who come to the office.
Write for the treatment by mail Medicine
Free and rid yourself of the most painful and
annoying disease in the catalogue of human
life.
8S "A MONTH.
All Patients suffering from Catarrhal
troubles, placing themselves under treat
ment before September 1st. will be treated
at the rate of IS month until cured. Med
icine Furnished Free.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-23
PERSONAL ITEMS.
Town Folks and Visitors Coming and
Going

Town Folks and Visitors Coming and
Going.
+. d. ToRUs. Idaho. is a guest Of the Cullen.
J. r. BUSH, Bingham. is guest of the Cullen
NJ H. POPE, Park City, is registered at the
Cullen.
r H. STRONG. Denver. Is guest Of the
,. b. HoDsoN. Helena, Mon. is at the
Q. E. DALTON, Manning, Ia, is at the
Walker.
W. h: STRIVES, ir.. Eureka. was n the city
yesterday.
b. A. McNnLEN. Ogden, was in the CITY
yesterday.
E. N, DUDLEY, St Paul, IS guest OF the
Knutsford
s. A ErLEs, Montana is stopping at the
Tenpleton.
y. Z. coseRovE, Provo, is guest of the
G. 4. DusoLD, Helena, Mon. is registered at
the Walker.
E. H RATHBoNE, Of the Eureka Miner is at
the Walker
MRS. JAMES COLE, Evanston, wy, is guest
OF the Cullen.
J. NJ. JOHNSON, Los Angeles. Cal. IL stonninc
at the Walker
T; B: cEAwsoS and wife, Omaha. are guests
OF The Walker.
G. h KIRscHNER, New York. is a guest of
L. S. BsowN and wife, Grand RAPIDS. are I
the knutsf0rd.
S. H H1ceINsroN of Ogden is registered a.
the Continental
T. G. MORRIS. South Bend, Ind. is a guest Of
the Continental
ROBERT McvIcAR, Denver, arrived at the
Cullen yesterday.
WILLIAM HATFIELD. a mining man, from Eu-
reka, IS III the Walker.
j. J. FENNEId- a mining man from Stockton
is stopping at the Cullen.
HON. WILLIAM Il. KING, Provo city, was at
the Knutsford yesterday.
DR. HosHAw and DR.. e. c. Merrihew, Lehi
physicians are at the Cullen.
MR- AND MRS. G. A BooKwArER. 1ndianap-
oils. Ind. are 81 the Knutsford.
THOMAS GAHAN and wife and James Wallace
Of Chicago are at the knutsforC.
f. H. MORSE. IL. Shaw. w. l.. Mason New
York. are guests of the Knntsford
Mr. w. g. WHITNEY and Mrs Henry Evjn
OF Dayette, Ida-s are at the Continental.
Z. L. Major and wife. Paris France. are
among the foreign arrivals at the Walker
MRS N WALLACE and Miss Ella Wallace of
Wheeling. w. Va. are guests OF the Cullen.
J. T. Houx and wife and Miss Houx Los
Angeles. are among the Californians at the
Temple ton.
d. and /. A. OSBORNE and wife. Norwalk. O..
arrived IN The city yesterday ana are dolniciIed
al the Walker.
". ". ALLEN. manager OF the Pueblo smell
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-23
Catarrh Of the Head,
Throat and Stomach

A case OF sixteen years standing conquered at
the Copeland Medical Institute.
For Sixteen years have suffered vita ca
tarrh and all the annoying symptoms of the
disease seemed TO be present. - SAID Mr. A. G.
Black to the reporter
Mr. Black is a well-known gentleman in Salt
Lake city, and is one OF the arm of jay q Black,
contractors and builders. and resides at GAO S.
Fifth East street. this city. and Will be glad to
have any one suffering from catarrh. call on
him and learn what he has to say in regard to
his case.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-23

ter, who has been in the. city for week past,
returned home last evening.
JOSEPH c. MORRIS, Wilson Harper. Mrs. N
j. Braden, H. s. Bishop. Pittsburg. Pa, are
registered at the Knutsford.
c. L. WE,n. Miss Olive Weld, Mrs j. H,
Hodmick and Mrs c. ". Swan of Sioux City
are gu esfs OF the Templeton.
MRS. ELTzABETH YOUNG. Dubuque. Ia; Miss
A. Boyle. Milwaukee; Mrs. Albert Fl. Hay and
Miss Bessie Hay of Racine. prominent Wiscon-
sin people, are at the knutsiord.
j. II. PATTERSON of Wells, Neldger & Co.
hardware merchants. is stopping at the Knuts
ford with his wife. MIR. Patterson, while yet 8
men of the west.
HAVE your watch repaired by ]. II. Leyson
Co.. 12S Main street.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-23
TnAT GREAT nav

When sermons are ten minutes long and
never stale or fiat; when congregations
rise and pay before they pass the hat;
when silence iingles everywhere, and
banks go not TO smash; VIII bill collectors
are to spare,~ and people buy for cash ;
when politicians Join the church and cease
TO plot and plan; when there are fifty
Offices to every blessed man; when orators
know when to stop. when poets cease to
caper; when whole communities admit
they cannot run the paper-then will the
great millennium dawn brightly; but alas !
you'll die while you are waiting for these
things 10 come TO pasa l-Er.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-23
The Copeland Medical Institute
Located Permanently (Rooms 200, POL 202
and 203) IN the Progress nuilding,
South Main Street, Salt Lake City.
DIR. L. b. MANSFIELD,
DIR. A. DE MONCO,

DR. I. b. MANSFIELD,
DIR. A. DE MONCO,
CONSULTING PHYSICIANS.
SPECIALTIES: Catarrh and all diseases
Of the Ear Eye, Throat and Lungs, Nervous
Diseases, Skin Diseases, Chronic and Special
Diseases of both sexes.
OFFICE HOURS: 9 to IL a. m, 2 to SPIN.
Z TO y p. m. sunday, 10 10 II am.
Catarrhal Troubles and chronic diseases
treated successfully by mail Send cents in
stamps for question circulars.
Address all Mail to Copeland Medical Instl-
tute. Rooms 200 col 202 and 203 Progress
building, South Main Street. Salt Lake City,
Utah.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-08-23
"The Literary Sensation Of the Ages
LAUGH AND GROW FAT.

4 collection of the best writings OF this great
Autnor. most profusciy illustrated, with over
300 pages it Is the funniest book ever pub
!ished, Bill Nye needs no introduction. This
mention Of the book is enough.
BILL NYE'S REMARKS.
IT have passed through an earthquake snd an
Indian outbreak. but 1 would rather ride an
earthquake without saddle or bride, that to be-
stride successful broncho eruption"
Age brings caution and lot OF shop worn
experience, purchased at the highest market
price. Time brings vain regrets and wisdom
teeth that can be lett IN glass OF water over
night"
TOO much Of our hotel food tastes like tho
second day OF January. the fifth day OF July.
That's the whole thing in a few words. and I'M
less the good hotels are nearer together, we
jhall have to multiply our cemetery facilities"
PRESS NOTICES:
When Bill Nyeturns himself loose for fula
the laughing belts of readers should be tight
sned to prevent accidents. Later Ocean. ChL-
e0g0.
bill Nye always interests and his genial, big
hearted sunny nature shines through every line
In his book. PUtsbur0 Press
We believe that Bill Nye is the brightest hI-
morist of the day. No change in the English
language can ever do away with his fun. He is
public benefactor; one OF the greatest men OF
his age. We shudder to think what will be-
come Of US when he is gone. May fate stay the
day Philadelphia Press.
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