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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-05-30
Sicri. Wins,

We desire to say to orr citizens that
for years VIC have been selling DR.. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption, Dir.
Kings New Lie Pills, Bucklen's Arnica
Salve and Electric Bitters, and have
never handled remedies that sell rs well
or that have given such universal salts
faction. We do not hesitate to guaran-
tee them every time, an1we stand ready
to refund the purchase price If satisfac-
tory results do not follow their use.
These remedies have won their great
popularity purely on their merits. 10.
gan Drug Co., Druggists. l
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-05-30
Won't 10 u Candidate.

sptcic! Dipd,ch 70 TIE hnktlctnetr.
lIuSrlsoroN, ". VA, May 9a.-1Ion.:
james A. Hughes, OF coredo, who has.
been prominently mentioned III connec.
ton with tho Republican congressional
nomination in tho Fourth district, de-.
clines 10 be q candidate on account OF
his various pressing business interests
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-05-30

Hoods Pills cure liver ills, jaundicc,
biliousncss, sick headache, constipation
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-05-30

1.-THE usc OF 'Cns.orla' Is 80 universal and
its merits so we'll known that 1t seems q work
OF Rlrercrogatlon to endorse 1t. Few ARC tho
Intelligent families who do not keep Castor!a
within easy reach"
CARLOS MAHrYI, D. D..
New York City.
Late Pastor BloomipGdalo Reformed Church.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-05-30
GEO. R. TAYLOR
MHYKIN X
ll5O AND ll53.
New. Ne v. Spring and Summer Stock.

-. rrEIHNEh A.EML .Ml.. IE. 4..R#rH ..ns'
Dress Goods Department Is now ieplete with the most choice
lines OF French, English and German productions In Silk, All
II wool and SIX and Wool Fabrics, in confined styleS.S Special at.
tention has been given to the selection of our extensive lines Of
~ India SILKS, ranging In price from 81 lac to 81 IS, styles being
* the tavorhes, Of the season.. Our assortment Of Black and
Mourning Dress Goods surpasses any previous effort in that d..
~ recton.sa Sa.E #T .M& M
recommend Prestley's Henrietta Cloths, Dress and Bon.
met VeiNhgs.as being the best for the consumer. They are the
right shade and very serviteabe. Grenadines, Organizes, Ze.
4" phyr Cloths, LLAMA Cloths in great vaicty-White Goods and
Embroidefies in both Dainty and elaborate designs, and In all
Nc widths and prices. t,MEW4 .ttH
In our Cloak Department we are showing and selling freely
Cape Wraps and Jackets and Tourist Suits, Silk Glorle and
six Serge SRaglans, especially well adapted for travelling COS.
tunes. In our Market street room we have Just opened La.
dies Cambria and Muslin Underwear, also Gauze, silk, Isle
and ~Babrggan Underwear, and in the same room will be found
the best assortment of Ladies' Derby Waists and Boys "Moti.
ers Friend and Star Shirt Waists we have ever had, and all
p having been made to order will give entire satisfaction. We
invite an inspection of these superior lines. Our Glove De-
partment was never so full. For the sale Of the Celebrated P.
Gentlemen Kid Glove it is well known that we are the sole
agent in this city. Also for the Foster Paul & Co. Hook Glove
ag and the teynia Mousquetaire Suede Gloves. Centemeri five but.
ton, in eolors, we sell at the New York agency price, viz: ST q.
Full lines Of Silk and Isle Gloves and Mus for ladies and
children. M
Our stock of Fancy Goods is constantly changing but to-day
it's very full, embracing many novelties just out, in Neckwear.
VelNngS, Handkerchiefs, Fans, Infants Hoods, Boys Belts,
Parasols, Infants Saeqnes and Wrappers, Carriage Robes,
Skirts. in Silk and Satin, etc, and will be kept up during the
season by repeniShing as new things appear.
We show this spring our Lace Curtains and Fixtures all on
the second floor, also Summer Blankets, Summer Comforts and
all kinds OF Upholstery goods, Of which we have a complete as.
sortnent.
Our new Table Linens, Linen Sheets, Cotton Sheets, Nap.
kins. Towels, Squares, Scarfs, Drapery Silks, Null Draperies,
Lace Bed Spreads, Table Covers, Elder Down Pillows are ali
in and ready for inspection. Many Of our Table Dannasks are
gig yards wide and Napkins II inches square. Our stock of
Hosiery and Corsets is new and embraces none but the best.
----~-~
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-05-30

Is guaranteed 10 every ono who takes
Hoods sarsaparilla iaifly n~ndAccording
to directions. This Is the only prcpara-
ton Of which 400 Doses Ono Dollar"
a truly be said.
Df1s -llavc you seen Hoods Rainy Day
and Balloon Puzzle: For particulars
send to G. !. Hood & Co., Lowell, Mass.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-05-30
PRICES

as low as any house can afford to sell the quality OF goods I keep.
Gratifying to know that inall cdscs where we have had an opportu.
% nifty OF comparing our goods with samples from the large retail houses
in New York. our goods have been taken in preference. We are al
ways glad to have samples brought in for comparison.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-05-30
TO

H. IL part OF the Democratic plan TO
challenge tho vote OF every Rcpu bIl.
chn who Inns not been assessed under
nc now West Virginia election law.
Don't let them md You
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-05-30

During Inst year thcro wcro only 3,93G
marriages In Snn Francisco less than
eleven 10 900 Of tho city's population.
Tho ratio IN London is moro than cigh,
teen per | ,00l.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-05-30

"Arc the Misses bunahoe in?" he
asked. "She are" returned Bridget,
"but the young ladies is out."-Lite.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-05-30
for Infants and Children.

"castoriaiseow well adaptcdto children that
frccommcnd Itas superior to any prescription
uown to me-" II. A. AncuIh, N. D.,
III So. Oxford St.. Brooklyn, N. z.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-03-09
Entirely Dead.

While the gently falling rain was do
ing the best business that could be done
for San Diego County group of
old-timers gathered in an uptown office
and fell to telling old-time stories. One
Of the stories told was in the form of a
joke on Julian, as Julian was in the old
times, of course. An old miner named
Tim was found dead in his cabin one
morning, said the story teller. There
appeared to be a lingering idea that
something official ought to be done,
but nobody knew exactly what until q
stranger in camp said an inquest ought
to be held to determine whether the
man was dead or not.
''But now shall we find that out ?''
asked the justice of the peace, whose
position forced him to the front.
"Why, by holding regular inquiry, !"
was the answer.
"All right" said the justice. "We'll
hold a regular inquiry. Bring in the
body"
The body was brought in and the court
was called to order. When everybody
was quiet the justice rose with COM
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-03-09
Popular DOctorinG,

SiovO, OF kiev, reports some curious
instances of popular doctoring in South
Russia. The rural dentist places his
patient on little stool and examines
him. If an upper tooth is to pe pulled
he performs the operation with a simple
pair Of tongs like that used by cobblers.
But if a lower tooth is to be extracted
the operation is more complicated. The
tooth is tied very skilltully with violin
string. The other end Of the string is
fastened to hook in the ceiling. Then
the stool IS removed with jerk from
beneath the patient, who falls, his
tooth remaining on the string, some
times with the flesh around it. Inter
mittent fever is cured either by live
frogs or by fright. When the sickness
breaks out the patient is made to carry
about him as many live frogs SIS can be
put in his clothes. If that treatment
does not help the patient his fellow vii
layers try to frighten him. The most
popular method of doing that is known
by the name Of Likaniyre. A crowd Of
men and women come into the house
and raise a quarrel with the patient.
They treat him to the lOudest and most
offensive terms Of reproach That
naturally irritates him, and he answers
IN similar terms. The crowd takes Of
Tense at his rude expressions and re-
solves to lynch him. A rope is put
around his neck and he is dragged about
until he is insensible on account of
fright.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-03-09
A SNEAK-THlEFS "NERVE."
Instances Where Maintaining Bold
Front Has Aided Them.

Instances Where Maintaining Bold
Front Has Aided Them.
A certain fiat building is in process of
construction III the middle of North
Side block. The Workmen use, says the
Chicago News, two big tlmbers, SIX
inches square, perhaps, to slide the
stones for the first story across from the
wagons on.
For some reason or other the building
stopped tor two or three days last week.
On one Of these days lean, hook-nOsed
man in shabby overcoat came by, and
saw the two big sticks lying beside the
foundations. He looked around a
moment, then went on.
Half an hour later the same man, &C
companied by thick-set woman, and
pulling a hand-cart, came to the corner
of the block. The man and the cart
stopped just around the corner.
The stout woman walked straight uD
to the building, stopped down, resolute-
ly clasped her arms around one end Of
a stick and began dragging it away. 1t
was too heavy for her to carry, but by
letting the other end trail on the ground
and pressing manfully forward she got
on very we'll.
Arriving at the corner the man helped
handcart, and thew walked calmly away
with their plumber. This was in broad
daylight. But it was scarcely more
nervy than the exhibition Witnessed
unwittinRly and unprecedented
a young woman who neglected to en-
tirely close her hall door as she came in
She went into the back part Of the
house and, returning TO the sitting-room
after half an hour, stepped into the hall
for something or other. Her feet made
no sound over the carpet so, as she sud-
denly opened the hall door, she stepped
into the presence and fairly into the
arms of a genteel but somewhat out-at-
the-elbows young man, who seemed
about to open the door.
Instantly the young man removed his
hat. II beg your pardon" he said, 81
rang the bell and nobody answered, and
the hall door was open, so | stepped IN
to knock at this door. Does Mr.. Thomp-
son live here ?"
Thompson ?" gasped the young
woman. "No, Mr. Thompson doesn't
live here ~
"Oh, had an express package for
Mr.. Thompson-maybe now it was Mr.
Johnson, I'll step to my wagon and
see.'
The young man slid out. The young
woman's faculties were much dispersed
by the shock of finding the stranger in
the hall AS he disappeared it occurred
to her that he kept his elbow tightly
pressed over a big lump inside his ov-
ercoat. Almost simultaneously she not
iced that her fur jacket was missing
from the hall rack. She ran to the side
window and looked out. The young
man wasn't in sight. Neither was his
express wagon. She sank into chair
and burst into tears.
1t seems that in THE wing, as in so
many other pursui is, downright de-
termination to succeed is half the bat
tie
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-03-09
Reads Like a Fairy Story.

There is silver mine near Sarhad, in
Afghan territory. which has curious
history. Three men were sent from
that country to Cabul, the residence of
the Ameer, to be executed for an otfense
against the state They told the Ameer
if he would let them off they would tell
him where he could find abundant sup
plies of silver The Ameer deferred
the execution, and sent them under
guard to Inkansham, where they went
to work digging. They, and the men
who We're put to work with them, dug
for twenty days, finding nothing. The
Ameer's officer told them at length that
they could dig for seven days more and
if they did not find silver within that
time the sentence Of death would be
carried out, The next day they came to
very rich vein of silver, and now
about 100 men are employed in the
mine. which was visited last summer by
an FnpllSh traveller
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-03-09
NO HONOR IN HIS FAMILY.
Corot's Father Would Never Believe That
the Young Painter Had Talent.

In 1S47 Ccrot, the great French paint
err, received the cross of the Legion
d'Honeur, and In 1867 he was created
All officer of the same order. His faith
er never believed in his sons talent
and his incredibly is aptly illustrated
by an anecdote related by Camille Thur
wanger in the February New England
Magazine as told him by Corot in regard
70 the same decoration.
When he received the cross for the
first time he carried it at once to his
mother, who resolved to have a family
dinner to celebrate the occasion, but to
keep the matter secret, aDd turn it into
a surprise to her husband. For that
purpose she placed the cross in his nap
Kin. She expected great establishment
and demand for an explanation; but 1t
resulted differently. When the elder
Corot, on opening his napkin, discov-
cred the cross, his face at first ex-
pressed establishment, but Immediately
afterward he said: 81 don't know for
what / can be decorated. 1t is prob
ably for my services in the National
Guard !"
He did not for q moment think it pos
sible that it was intended for his son,
and he appropriated it to himself with
out further ado. When his wife ex-
planned his error to him he simply re-
turned the cross and began to converse
on other subjects with disconnected
expression, and the dinner dragged
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-03-09
Wrenched Ont Of shane.

dsm are among the penalties for allowing this
obstinate malady to gain full Roadway. Al
ways Is it dangerous from it's liability to attack
The vitals-invariably is it agoniZing. Hostel
ter Stomach B1tters has in nothing more clear
~ asserted its supremacy to the ordinary
remedies for this malady than in
It's power to eXpel the rheumatic virus com
pletely from the blood It is safe, too, while
colch1cum, VeratTum and mineral poisonS
prescribed for it are not. The efficacy of the
bltters as a cleanser Of the circulation is also
conspicuously shown where the poison OF
contaminated with bile. CONSTIPATION, dys-
aepsla, ia grippe" kidney and bladder
trouble, nervousness and debility are also
removed by it, The convalescing and the
aged and infirm derive much benefit from its
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-03-09
AT A LUNCH-ROOM.
The Cook Wanted Slower Orders or
Private Secretary.

The Cook Wanted Slower Orders or u
Private Secretary.
There is small luuch-roOm, not far
from the pOst-otfice, where the midday
trade is exceptionally brisk, and the
counters around the sides of the estab-
hShment are, for all hour or more,
crowded with customers seated upon
stools, while they make valiant efforts
to break the intoxicating speed records.
The room is not more than twenty feet
square, and all the hot dishes come up
from the basement. where the one cook
employed is located. There are three
attendants to wait on the customers
and they baWl out their orders loud
enough to be heard several blocks
away. A customer will remark, "Three
fried, an a glass milk" and the wait
er Will reply, '"Three fried-one milk. :"
The cook is supposed to hear, and make
note Of the oyster end of the order. and
another waiter, six feet away, who is in
attendance on the milk can, replies,
Zone milk-right."
Yesterday all three of the walters re-
ceived several orders in quick success
ion, and poured into the basement q
brOadside of vocal bombshells.
Noodle soup; buckWheats; pot pie
for two; Irish stew; hamaneggs ~
AT this point very red-faced man
stuck his head up through the trap
door and said: "Say, youse people, Pm
no shorthand sharp, I'm a cook, see :?
1ouse kin let them orders come slower,
or yOuse kin send me down a private
secretary. You hear me-? and he dis
appeared below with grunt of lndig-
nation PhildCiey20Ftid Record.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-03-09
German
Syrup .

Justice of the Peace, George vii
kinson, Of Lowville, Murray Co.,
Mimi, makes deposition concern
ing a severe cold. Listen to it. In
the Spring of 1883, through ex-
posure [ contracted very severe
cold that settled on my lungs. This.
was accompanied by excessive night
sweats. One bottle of Boschee' 5.
German Syrup broke up the cold,
night sWeats, and all and left me
in good, healthy condition. I can
give German Syrup my most earnest
COmmendatiOn.O G.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-03-09
Heidelberg's CrematOry.

Heidelberg has but recently compIet-
ed its crematory. and several cremations
have already taken place there. The
regulations of the crematory require
age can only be received upon the con-
sent of those in authority over them
where bodies are sent from other cities,
they must be accompanied by voucher
from the competent police authorities
of such places.
The rate is remarkably low-crema-
ton, with all the attendant procedure
up to the delivery of the remains, and
inclusive OF the interment of the ashes,
which are returned to the family in
wood, tin, or pottery. only costs %
marks, to which must be added the Gus
tomary charges for interment.-BraI1don
Bllcksd2r
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-03-09

"Now, there is story | don't be-
leve," said Col. Yerger, as he laid aside
an exchange. "What story is that,
Colonel?" asked Gus De Smith. "Why,
that paper says that Cotopaxi can some
times be heard 800 miles" "You don't
believe it ?" "Of course 1 don't believe
1t. I'll bet there isn't singer in the
world that can be heard half that far. )"
But Cotopaxi is volcano, Colonel"
is it? thought it was one of those
Italian fellows that go about with Patti. :"
--Tpr0s Stfyin0e
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-03-09

The readers of this paper will be pleased
to learn that there is at least dreaded
disease that science has been able to cure
in all it's stages, and that is Catarrh
Halls Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure
now known to the medicai fraternity. catarrh
stitutional treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure is
taken internally, acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system, thereby
destroying the foundation of the disease and
giving the patient strength by building up The
constitution and assisting nature i'll doing it's
work. The proprietors have 50 much faith il
its curative powers that they offer One Hundred
Dollars for any case that it fails to cure. Send
for list of ties tinOniGls.
Address, F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
RN~ Sold by Druggists. 75c
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-03-09

menjable dignity, walked over to the
side of the deceased and leaning over
shouted in the dead mans ear: Say,
Tim, come take drink" Of course
there was no answer. The enquiry"
was repeated three times. Then the
justice returned to his bench to make
this announcement: I'VE find that Tim
is dead" said he ''Any man in Julian
that won't get up and take drink when
he's asked to is dead This inquiry IS
closed n-Sn71 Dieqd1.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-03-09
The Only One liver PrInGcd-Can
You Find The Word?

in this paper this week which has no two
words alike except one word. The same
is true OF each new one appearing each
week from The DR.. Harter Medicine Co.
This house places Crescent on every
thing they make and publish. Look for
it, send them the name of the word, and
they Will return you BOOK, BEAUTIFUL.
LlTHOGRAPHS, or SAMPLES FREE.
THE man who rides on the back of q
horse in English style, becomes phil
osopher by taking the ups and downs OF
life as they Picoultne.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-03-09

IMPORTANT INFoRMATIoN.-A Texas
lawyer undertook to examine colored
witness, Jim Webster. whats your
name p Jim Webster What's
your occupation ?" 81 drives draw"
"Have you got g. brother who looks like
you. and drives a dray?" Gle am
dead" What was he before he died?"
"Alive. "-Teras ,SGJtings.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-03-09

ROMANCE AND REAIITY-"G George" she
said, eff you must go the hour was l in
the morning. promise me one thing"
II will, dearest" he replied. 'Wbat
is lt?' "Stop and tell the butcher to
send up some lamb chops for break
fast" And SO thew parted -]3tIge.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-03-09
Bucksdm.
Plain enough

Ram enough
- the way to clear complexion,
free from blotches, pimples, erup-
lions, yellow spots, and roughness.
Purify your blood, and you have it.
With pure, rich blood, an active
liver, good appetite and digestion,
the hue of health follows. Doctor
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
gives you all of them. 1t is the
blood-puritier. There's no lack of
them, but there's none ike this.
It's guaranteed to accomplish all
that's claimed for it. In all dis
eases arising from torpid liver and
impure blood, it benefits or cures,
or the money is refunded. With
an ordinary medicine, it couldn't
be done. But this ISN'T an ordi-
nary medicine
1t is the cheapest blood purifier
sold, through druggists, because you
only pay for the good you get.
Can you ask more ?
The Discovery" acts equally
well all the gear round.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-03-09
ROBERT T. LINCOLN.

Robert I. Lincoln says that he Is noe
a candidate Tor the Republican nomina-
ton for the Presidency. Mr.. Lincoln,
shows that he possesses a good deal
of the shrewdness of his illustrIous.
father. He knows how to keep his
own counsel. Whatever he has been
called upon to do he has done worth
lily and we'll This is the great char
acteristic OF that sterling remedy
REDS GERMAN Couch AND KIDNEY
CURE. 1t gives relief at once from
the worst cold. One does not have
to wait to find out It's benefits and
there IS no danger from an overdose
This makes it invaluable for children.
1t is the best thing in the world for
the little ones. Get it of any dealer
The small bottles are twenty five cents;
the large ones are fifty cents
SYLVAN REMEDY Co,
Peoria, III.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-03-09

send, postpaid, for DobbinS' Electric Soap
wrappers and ten cents, any volume OF
surprise SeIIes, best authOrs) 25 cent
novels about POO pages. Send cent stamp
for catalogue
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-03-09

HARRY-"What are the relations be-
tween Frank and May ?" Jack-"All
of her relations and most of HIS
Ne1U York Herald.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-03-09

Bad taste III the mouth, OF an unpleas-
ant breath, when resulting from CataIrh,
are overcome. and the nasal passages
which have been closed for years are made
free by the use OF Ely's Cream Balm. /
suffered from catarrh for twelve wears
experiencing the nauseatin9 dropping in
the throat peculiar TO that disease, and
nose bleed almost daily. | tried various
remedies without benefit until last April,
when | saw Ely's Cream Balm advertised.
| procured a bottle, and since the first
days use have had no more bleeding-the
soreness is entirely gOne.-D. q. Davidson,
with the Boston Budget, formerly with
Boston Journal.
Apply Balm into each noStriI. 1t IS
Quickly absorbed. Gives Relief arrOnce.
Price 90 cents at Druggists Or by mail.
ELY BROTHERS, % Warren ST., New
York
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-03-09
Made to Look Like New.

Dresses, Gents Clothing, Feathers, Gloves,
etc, Dyed or Cleaned, Plush Garments
Steamed at Otto Pietch's Dye Works. 246
W. Water ST., Milwaukee. Send for Cir
cuIar.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-03-09

THE THROAT. = .sBrO3CIS BrOn chidI
IT0cltes2 act directly on the organs of the
voice. They have an extraordinary effect
III all disorders of the throat
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-03-09

AN assault on man may be unpro-
voked, but the man himself seldom is
L0WeW Courier.