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Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1892-06-01
JULIUSC.HOLMES
Late Superintendent Of Repairs Of Public
Buildings
Charlestown jefferson County, West Virginia.
Architect and Builder,
Contractor or superintendent
as vel a Genera

for an classes OF building, and Repair work
neatly aud promptly done Plans and Speciil-
cation and estimates furnished upon apphca-
tiOn NV aim shall bc Goo give YOU work equal
10 the best in tac United States M material
and workmanship. I defy any city mechanic
% beat 10 boz workmanship or I'M time OF COM
pletiOn.
forowin, large buildings attest my ability as
a Builder and Contractor Oakland Hotel, Is.
X o.. Iuruv Iuu r. v r. 49,. Roanoke Hotel
and Union Passenger station, Roanoke, Va,
and an the stations nn tho Shenandoah valley
r. H. and che handsome station Tor the Nor
folk and Western H. K at Norfolk, Green ho-
tel 40 Hapers Ferry ltrrisouburg Court
House. Rockingham county, Va the b. & o.
stations 40 Char.cstown and Grafton and other
points of the road ull were done under my SUI
pervisiOn-as well as numerous buildings erect
ca here plans and .pcc,hcatious OF which FUR
nish % the satisfaction of all parties. 80 II
You want q 6r>t-c.u>s building according 10
modern style OF architecture, with the best
seasoned material and hrst-claSs work, with
interior finish ceilings or side walls ~ any de-
sign I'm sOit or hard wood, can do 1t 90 less
cost and shorter liuc than any city builder can
DO Do for YOU. So whatever class OF Work You
want done. I'm rough or fine or extra hue shall
have th, same rare-ssall bee done 90 your en-
tire satisfaction. But bear iu mind that viii
give YOU first class maternal free OF any detects,
with hrst-class Wsrkmen who understand their
work, at q moderate cost and as low as 1t can
be done anywhere My motto shall be TO give
satisfaction 90 all who employ me, whatever
grade of work Won want, prices will be an EVIL
dence Ola buildings will be altered 10 any
modern design of architecture you may desire,
so If Won purpose 90 build or make alterations
or repairs and YOU want done m workman
like manner. give me call and You Will save
money. My past experience Of "A years as a
builder and my experience OF four years ana
four DAYS ms the General superintendent OF Re
pairs of Public Buildings. will give you the
guarantee of having IL done irst-claSs IN every
respect I'm the most approved style of modern
architecture.
May 50, 1850. JULIUS &. HOLMES.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1892-06-01
Barber Shop.

Hair Cutting, Shaving and Shampooing in
the best style at the Watson House Tonsorial
Annex by the undersigned l have just re-
moved into new room specially set apart and
equipped with all the modern conveniences
for the purposes for which it has been designed
and will be pleased to see my patrons of the
past and new ones, promising pleasing atten-
ton.
Feb. IS, 1891. GEORGE TRAVIS.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1892-06-01
Toirn Ordinance.

BIZ IT RESOLVED. That 100 person OF person,
be allowed to- keep I'm their places Of business
warehouse, or lot adjoining their places o
business more than three barrels of coal OF
Easolone OH. and not more than twenty 1--WE
pounds of dynamite. ae any One time. insid,
the corporate limits of said town under On,
penalty Of being fined not less than s. mol
more than $40. unless by the consent OF th'
council.
Resoks2 That any person 0r persons guilty
Of tAmpering 0r DOB any way inicring any o.
hs wires poles, etc.. of the City Electric
Light. ON the streets or alleys OF Charles-Town
shall be rined not less than $40 nor more thar
Is, and be confined IN tle County Jail, nc the
discretion os the Mayor
By order Of she Council
GUSTAV BROWN.
Mar Is, 1891 Mayor.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1892-06-01
.NORTHBOUND

No. for Roanoke, Radford Pulaski, Bristol
Knoxville, Chattanooga and the South-al,o
for Bluefeld, Pocahontas. Elkh0rn and all
points on the Clinch Valley Diyision-al'olo f
Louisville and Cincinnati and oil points on h.
& N. X. X. via Norton. also for all stations
Winston Salem Div. via Roanoke.
Pullman Sleepers to New Orleans and Mem
phis via Bristol, also Pullman sleeper Roanoke
to Louisville via Norton.
No. 3 for Roanoke. Radford, Pulaski, Bristol
and Chattanooga. Pullman sleeper 10 Mem
phis via Bristol. Parlor car to Roanoke.
No. n for Shanendoah and int0rmsdla.
stations. No connection beyond.
No. for Washington (yia Shenandoah
Junction., Hagerstown, Harrisburg and new
York.
Pullman Sleeper to Washington-also 10
Philadelphia and New York
No. for Washington, Hagerstown, Harris
burg, Philadelphia and New York. Pullman
sleeper TO New York.
No % for Washington (yia Shenandoah
Junction., Hagerstown, Harrisburg and Ae'
York.
For tickets, time cards and all informshon
call on agent Norfolk & Western X. X.
BEyILL,
Gen. Pass. Agt., Roanoke, Va
May %. 1892.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1892-06-01
Garter House ReSpened.
GEORGE S. WATSON, Proprietor.

i gone a thorough renevation-newly paint
ed, papered and furnished, and on Monday
May 10Th, was reopened for the accommodate
ton of the public. Transient or Permanent
Guests are assured that the best provision will
be made for their comfort in every PARTICULAR
The House shall be a model of neatness and
cleanliness and the table will be abundantly
and richly supplied. Attentive and courteous
servants, only, will be retained, and the pro-
prietor will not only give general supervision,
but close attention to details so that the guests
of the House shall have no room for complaint,
but have complete satisfaction guaranteed
them.
May 81, 1890.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1892-06-01

HAVING made arrangements to manufac-
III ture Fertilizers at the Valley Fertilizer
Company's Factory, We offer to the farmers Of
Jefferson and adjoining counties the above and
other brands. These have been heretofore
manufactured under the SOLE and PERSONAL
direction of Dr. w. f. Lippitt. We can there
fore guarantee not only the same analysis but
the same MATERIALS hitherto used. We will
be prepared to supply all special and private
mixtures, for which orders must be given by
September lst.
WE e. T. P. LIPPITT.
July l. 1891.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1892-06-01

Hon. VIM. L. Wilson has introduced q
bill directing the Secretary of the Treasury
to pay to Billings Hobart, oil Hampshire
county, 81 900 for supplies furnished to
United States troops during the late war
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1892-06-01
Roanoke Brokerage s. SfOF-
age Company.
-. LUDWIG. GeaeraI lIanager.

T D. A. q ~ NN ANNr ANA.tN. or -'.ts'Htrrtr
We do General Brokerage Business, and
Handle Provisions, Grain, Feed, &c. Car Load
Lots a Specially.
BROKERAGE. STORAGE
Forty Thousand Square Feet Of Floor Space
All Kinds Of Goods Stored for a Min
imum Charge.
Store house and Warerooms ~ & W. Rail-
road and Front Street. Roanoke, Va.
COMMISSION MERCHANDISE.
Refer by permission 90 Commercial National
Bank. Roanoke, Va.
Feb. II. 1s92-6m.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1892-06-01
WESTWARD.

WESTWARD.
Train AIS connects at Harpers Ferry with
Limited Lxpress, arriving at Pittsburg 500 ..
m, Columbus $50 and Chicago ll.25 next
morning.
Train No. AS connects at Harpers Ferry
with Limited Express, arriving at Cincinnati
7.54 next morning, Louisville ll.55 noon and
St. Louis 6.25 p. IN.
Train No. 4l6 connects ut Harpers Ferry
with Pittsburg and Chicago Express, arriving
at Connellsville 4.25 and Pittsburg GO next
morning, Columbus l.3o p. m. aud Chicago
$50 p. M.
EXCURSION TICKETS will be sold to par.
ties of ten or more between all ticket station.
on the Valley Division-Good for two days
For tickets and further information applyto
B. & o. Agents or to b. f. Bond, Pass. Agent
Baltimore, c. f. Dudrow, Travelling Passenger
Agent, Winchester, Va.
Pullman Palace SleepingCars are run through
to Cincinnati st. Louis, Chicago and Pittsburg
on all express trains.
IT. 0DELL, Gent Manger
CHAs. o. SCULL, Gent Passenger Agent
Dec. 2, 1891.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1892-06-01

v'I1iireinia free grsss.
AND SHE WAS HIS.
Fate WiIled 1t So, but All the 1tn'e sue
Had the Bulge on Fate.

The scene was in a drawing room IN
West Bromp.on, and a strange idea came
into her mind. She was romantic and
all kinds of strange ideas fitted in and
out of her pretty little silly head.
Stamping as hard as she could pat
ent leather boot on the carpet, throwing
back her shoulder, her dress frightened
over her bosom, which was heaving like
the Mediterranean, and, pointing to the
japanese cabinet in the corner of the
room with commanding gesture, she
said in the peremptory tone of one who
will not brook contradiction, whom moth
ing can turn from set purpose
"Open one of those three drawers.
The young man preciPitated himself
toward the Japanese cabinet.
Don't be in such a hurry, pray. First
hear what have to say"
He stopped suddenly, as if she had
told him that the drawers were charged
with dynamite, ready to explode as soon
as.the cabinet was touched
"Open one of those drawers, and be
careful how you choose, for in each one
have placed an answer to the favor you
have been begging and praying for sc
long.
81 have made up my mind to let this
speak, and If you put your hand on the
paper on which Yes is written, then
must yield to you. Then | am yours.
"But if the paper in the drawer says
no, you understand, No it must be. !"
81 am sure it will be agains, me, said
her Bassanio, who was not so poetical a.
he was an ardent lover ooh, | say it i:
not fair, you know; it's really too cruel
pom my soul it is.
"You must take your chance" she re
piled, tragically. AT any rate, shall
have this consolation-if you choose th'
answer you want, it will be fate that give.
me to YOU Tell me, do you believe il
fate p
81 don't know" he answered, hesitat
ing between the three drawers.
He paused to look into her face fol
guidance, but he found none there; SO
closing his eyes and trusting to provi
dence, he elected for the middle drawer
He opened it, took out a tiny roll Of
scented pink paper and handed it to her
"Well, what's my sentence?
"Read it yourself" and she held VI
the rose leaf of paper, upon which was
written one word
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1892-06-01
f. L. Beller
CoNTRACT0R&BUILDER

OFFERS his services and will vigorously
" prosecute his avocation as Carpenter and
Builder, and will take orders and execute the
same promptly and satisfactorily. His eIpe-
rience is such that he can guarantee perfect
workmanship, and his prices will compare IA
vorably with the most reasonable. Those de-
string to build or improve should give him a
call.
Jan. Z, 1886.
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1892-06-01

So she was his.
As if to take immediate possession he
put his arms about her and pressed her
to him.
She did not resist She had given her
word and she resigned herself to her fate
With her lips clinging to his the young
man was not entirely happy, for after a
few moments of extreme ecstacy he be-
came suddenly cool.
whats the matter, darling?' she
asked, noting the change and looking
amorously into his eyes. Are you not
happy now?'
"Not quite"
"Not quite Am | not yours"
eyes; but | owe you, don't you see, to
chance. l won you by chance. You did
not come to me of your own free will, did
you now ?" and the poor fellow looked
so ridiculously disconsOlate that she could
not hslp from laughing in his face.
"Don't be so silly" she said, tighten
ing her arms about his neck and stand
ing on the tips of her toes to reach his
lips, for he held his head high in the air ;
off l must tell you, you old darling, l
put the same answer in every one of the
drawers !"
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1892-06-01

Trains No. All, 4l9, Alb and AT are daily e1
cept Sunday; Train No. 44o runs Sunday only
Additional mixed trains leave southwsrd at
sos A. m. and s.24 a. m. and arrive at Hsrri.
sonburg at $40 a. IN. and Gar p. m. ex SUNDAY
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1892-06-01
N = = !: w AorfoIk:HestsrnRR

Schedule IN Effect May -, 1892.
LEAVE CHARLEsTowN, w. VA. DAILY
-SOUTHB0UND-
No. !. No. B. Non
LAC q. m. 1lfG a. m. 5.2sPH
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1892-06-01

Trains No. 40, AIS, 4l6 and AIS are daily er
cent Sunday: Train No $50 runs SUNDAY onl-
Additional mixed trains leave Charlestowp
| l6 %. m. and 214 q. M. and arrive at Harper,
Ferry at SIS p. nj. and 2-5l a. m. e1. SUNDAY
SOUTHWARK. All 4l9 4l3 Az 40
Stations. Pass. Pass. Pass. Nix Nix
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1892-06-01
MEATS.

In connection with my grocery keep first
class Meat Shop, and can supply my customers
with the choicest meats. have the very best
homemade and Baltimore mince meat. Fresh
Bologna Sausage on hand.
Thanking my patrons for theiI kind treat
ment i'm the past solicit continuance of the
same Respectfully,
Dec Is, 1854. W. 5. MERCHANT
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JEFFERSON WOOLEN MILL
Formerly Porter's Factory.
J.J.JOBE & co.
Post Ofice-Ripon, Jefferson County, w. Va

J. J. lobe & Bro will continue to operate the
Mill at Brucetown, Frederick County, Virginia,
and will pay the top market price for Wool de-
livered there.
April 10 1888
Virginia free press. (Charlestown, Va. [W. Va.]) 1832-1916, 1892-06-01
The WEST END
Still Ahead.

THAVE very full stock of Groceries-con-
/ sistine of Flour, Meal, Canned Goods, Teas,
CofIees Syrups, Mollasses, Soaps Pickles, Salt
Fish etc etc | make specially of the best
n. 0. MollasseS.
The hes; brands of Tobacco and Cigars always
on hand.
MEATS.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-04-10
OUT OF THE ORDINARY.

The 6rst English Parliament was opened
627 years ago.
The jams of India frequently undergo
fasts Of forty days. partaking, during that
time. only of warm water.
Out of tho $4,000 domestic servants in
London it Is estimated that ten thousand
are always out Of employment
Modern London occupies only one-half of
tho area of the great city of Nineveh when
the latter was the capital of the ancient
Assyrlan empire.
Careful investigation in Prus ,veals
the remarkable fact that the average life
of Jews in Prussia Is five years longer than
that of Christians
In tho year 1929 the Chinese completed
an imperial canal that trayersed distance
of one thousand miles, q forty days sail
for the Monaghan Junk.
The Rothschild family of Europe. says
Herr Flurscheim. the German economist is
estimated to be worth $1,000, 0OO, 600 and
their income TO be S35. OOO. 600
Under 100 of the Wills reported during
last year in this country the beQuests for
religious. educational and charitsbl. pur.
poses have amounted to abOnt 81. OO0, 600
Miss Hattie Day. of East Bucksport. Me-.
has sold thirty dollars worth of braids
made from her own hair. and yet she has
abundant black tresses. three feet in
length.
The first train run in Great Britain was
between Stockton and Darlington on Sept
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lCOpWightl
Killed by q Sneeze.
Savannah News

N6W6
Probably the most remarkable occurrence
ever know happened in Dawson last
Wednesday. Martha Roundtree, the we'll
known negro woman who kept restaurant
at the south end of Main street. now oc.
cupies grave at the cemetery, the result
of sneeze. The physicians of Dawson
say that they have never heard or read of
q similar case. Wednesday the woman,
as we'll as usual, was at the restaurant at
tending to her work. She had lust left
the rear of her eating saloon and walked to
the front when she was attacked with an
excessive spell of sneezing and coughing
She had been afflicted with hernia, and
the strain was so great as to burst a hole in
her stomach. Surgical aid was called in
and her stomach sewed up, which gave
temporary relief. She fingered until late
Saturday afternoon, when she died. The
victim OF this remarkable occurrence was
large woman weighing 246 pounds.
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Woman and the Mirror.
Boston Herald.

1t is said by those who are fond of cast
ing reflections themselves that no woman
can pass mirror without looking into liz.
This 10 stated as fact, stablls shed by long
observation. but no one has ever had the
hardihood to try to explain why A good
many people have limited that 1t was be-
cause the ladies wanted to admire the set of
bonnet. the sparkle of diamond or. NEST
audacous of all. their own comedy faces. 1t
has remained for little miss of fonr-and
children speak the truth-to do tardy JUS
tice to her Sax and prove that the habit ia
certainly not due to personal vanity.
This little girl the other day climbed into
chair facing q handsome mirror. and
when she nodded she beheld the reflection
of her own bright features and turned to
her mother In petulance. exclaiming:
"Mamma, every time l try to look in the
glass my face gets in the way"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-04-10
A Prose Spring Poem.
Atlanta Constitution.

It's most time to 60 sweet-gum hunting.
The big bull frog in the branch has begun
20 practice on his trombone. The blue
birds are feeling around for q summer resi-
dence. The sparrow hawk is ready to say:
"Bless you. my pretty dears. Be happy"
The heart leaves are beginning TO bask in
the sunshine. and the little ''jugs" at their
roots are brimful of dew. Who cares for
politics, when the perfume of the old time
hubby blossom is waited in from the
wildernessi Get the garden hoe, honey,
and take tho tin pail. and 60 out and get
granny some calamus root.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-04-10
Love strong 40 Death.

Nay, say not Sweet. that Love has turned away
Because one day
He gathered alien flowers while it was May,
For Love Is Love, and cannot go that way.
Tho little loves there be that dance and sing,
And kiss and cling,
And praise the light and laughter Of the sprinp.
But on dark days, like birds. forbear to sing,
Shall Love that bore the blast and did not fail
Now cover and quail
Strong Love that blanched not then, to-day turn
pallet
Nay, Love is Love- my own. and cannot fail
Oh, could Love cease, or change, or pass away.
Then the souls day
Would turn TO night, unlt by any ray;
But Love, Sweetheart can never pass away.
Philip Bourke Marston.
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His Proper Sphere.
Puck.

Author-Mary, / have made mistake in
my calling; Pm not an author. but q born
chemist.
Authors Wife-What makes you think
that, Horacef
Author-Well. every book I write be-
comes drug in the market.
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A Satisfactory Verdict.
Puck.

Citizen with two revolvers and Win
chesterfield ye view tn body o. tn chump
we lynched last night
Coroner tremblIngly)-Y-e-s.
Citizen Observation-Disclosures y'r ver-
dicti
Coroner hastily)-Committed suicide ct
the hands of persons unknown.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-04-10
To Sleep.

To sleep. to sleep, The long bright day ID done
And darkness rises from the fallen sun.
To sleep to sleep.
Whnte er thy joys. they vanish with the day:
Whate'er thy gricfs, in sleep they fade away.
To Sleep TO sleep.
Sleep. mournful heart, and let the past be past.
Sleep, happy soul all life will sleep az last
To sleep! 70 sleep:
From Tepuy sons "Eoresteras
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-04-10
READING FOR SUNDAY.
In the Breaking of the Day.

In the Breaking of the Day.
In the gray Of Easter even,
When the light begins 10 fade,
Fly two angels out OF heaven,
Yelled in vesper shade,
And they watch by those that sleep.
AS they watched Immanuers rest:
And they comfort oil who weep.
As they so0thed sad Mary's breast.
Soft they whisper through the night,
"Wait until the morning light
From your sorrow look away
To the breaking of the day."
In the Easter dawn victorious,
When the stars In rose-licht fade,
Rise those angels, plumed and glorious,
Like the sun arrayed.
And they gather UP the flowers
From the purple plains of morning,
Far and wide in bloOmy showers,
Graves of midnight woe adorning-
Saying. singing, "Christ ia risen.
Watch no more the open prison.
He has led your loved away
In the breaking OF tho day."
-Harper's Magazine.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-04-10
Got No Change.

Smith Gray's Monthly.
II carry all my money IN my inside vest
pocket" said Observation-Disclosures ger;
where do you carry yOursW
I'm nv hat Iaconically replied Cox.
who had just come out of fashionable"
hat-erore with O new tile.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-04-10

Chicago Tribune

Chicago Tribute
Il don't believe you ever did lick of
honest work in your life," said the woman
of the house.
shabby itinerant at the kitchen door. O
burning blush dyeing his swarthy. earth
kissed cheek. You have got me mixed M
in your mind with some alderman"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-04-10
Always the Second Wife.

Smith q Gray's Monthly.
Mrs. Wyckoff-Thomas, You never told
me you were married before! All. men are
deceivers ever; they say that oven Adam
had q first wife.
Mr. Wyckoff-So be did; but it was his
second wife that raised Cain.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-04-10
HUM0R OF TIE DAY.
Not Solemn Enough.

"Did you hear about LowelPs works be-
ing thrown out of the Boston Public LII
braryp
"No: what was the troublef'
Some one told the trustees that Lowell
was q bumoristn
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-04-10
Too Good To Tell

Smith d Gray's Monthly.
Mrs. Sanger-What were you laughing at
while papa was saying gracei
Edith-JuS joke.
Mrs. Sanger-Why, Edith! what sort of q
jokes
Edith-A private joke.
Mrs. Sanger-Can't you tell me about irf
Edith-No, it was JUS d private Joke
tween me an bod.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-04-10
He Could Easily Spare It

Aunt StayIong (going away)-Can't We
lend me q trunk strap, Georgef
MIR. Kidder-Weil, now, we haven't one
In the house.
Johnny Kidder--But there's strap hang
ing in the wood shed. Aunty. Phi get it for
you.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-04-10
Everything Has It's Use.

as he passed the tripe without helping him
self to any. that a scientist has discovered
method of tanning tripe that makes ex-
cellent leather of it,"
There" replied Skidde passing the
plate TO the next boarder with its load nm
diminished, Il always knew that some use
tor tripe would eventually be found"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-04-10
Selfish Parents.
Good News

600d News
Small boy-Mamma, when will there be
another warf
Mamma-Never, | hope.
Small Boy-Huh! You and papa saw a
great big war when you was young, an
now you don't care whether us chiIdrens
has any fun or not"
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-04-10
Ayerting Trouble.
New YORK Weekly

new fork weekly.
Maid tbreathlesslyl-Oh.M Miss. both the
gents you is engaged TO has called. and
they're In the parlor. and, somehow or oth-
er. they've found 1T out. and, oh, miss. I'm
'fraId there'll be trouble.
Miss Flirtie-Horrors! oh, dear! What
shall dot
Maid latter refectionl-Pll fix It. I'll run
an tell 'em you're cryin' y'r eyes out cause
y'r father has iost all his money.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-04-10
Two Views of IL.

Detroit Free Press.
singular idea that about our growing
shorter as we grow older" said Shagg; Il
don't half believe it myself"
There must be exceptions to the rule"
answered BoRgs- IF i should live to be a
hundred l couldn't be any shorter than I
am now,o