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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-04-28
The POT lNSULTED THE KETTLE BECAUSE
THE COOK HAD NOT USED
= Z O. %
THE EXCRETORY ORGANS.

The excretory organs consist Of the
lungs, the kidneys and the skin. The
lungs remove the carbOnic acid from
the blood, the kidneys remove the uric
acid from the blood, and the skin re-
moves the surplus water and at the
same time assists the lungs in removing
the carbonic acid. Now if the skin be
suddenly chilled the small pores
through which the water has been ooz-
ing are suddenly closed. The work is
then thrown upon the lungs and the kid
neys. If large portion of the skin is
thus affected the kidneys refuse to per-
form their office, and in common
language the cold settles upon the kid
news, and the result is that all the work
of purifying the blood has to be done
by the lungs, and if this is prolonged
for any length of time they break
down, the result is pneumonia, pleu.
risy or under certain conditions, con-
sumption. Reds German Cough anc
Kidney Cure ncites the kidneys to action
stimulates the circulation, and thus en-
abIes the system to relieve the lungs Of
part of their work. Get this remedy OF
any dealer, p and 50 cents bottle.
SYLVAN REMEDY CO., Peoria, ILL.,
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-04-28
BUILDING WIRE FENCES.
A Few of the Devices Used by Man L
miiiar with the Work.

Few of the Devices Used by Man Ia
miIiar with the Work.
i have in the last fifteen months
helped to build over 5000 rods OF wire
fence. l will give few of the devices
l use. The important thing in all wire
fences is the end or brace post. Have
your post 9 feeU long, 6xS inches thick.
Place i'll ground four feet. The figure
shows how post should be framed before
it is set. A represents front of post
with plank . feet long. spiked on one
foot from bottom of post. This plank
should be 2xS inches, and should be
nailed across front of post. Cut notch
in post, running clear across, to re-
ceive brace. Dig hole for brace post A,
feet deep and 2xS inches wide. Ter
feet from this and in line with row of
posts, dig another hole feet deep for
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-04-28
, The best thiaag to do

,Ihe best tha7ag 10 90
is this when you're suffering from
Sick or Bilious Headaches, Consti-
patton, Indigestion, Bilious Attacks,
or any arrangement of the Liver,
Stomach, OF Bowels, get something
that relieves promptly and cures
permanently. Don't shock the sys-
tenn with the ordinary pills-get
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets.
They're the smallest, for one thing
(but that's great thing), and the
easiest to take.
They're the best, for they work
in Natures own way mildly and
gently, but thoroughly and effec-
lively.
They're the cheapest, for they're
guaranteed to give satisfaction, or
your money is returned. You pay
only for the good you get.
What more can you ask?
But don't get something that the
dealer says is "just as good" 1t
Amay be better for him, but it's
pretty certain to be worse for you.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-04-28
THE BIG LAGOON.
Great Natural BreaISwater on the Coast
of California.

OF California.
On the northern coast of California.
some thirty miles below the mouth of
the Klammath river. is one of the most
interesting natural formations to be
found in this country, known as the
Big Lagoon. Here the coast. which
runs north and south up to this point,
takes sharp turn inland. oordered by
very high hills. running to a distance of
about three miles, then turning out
again makes sharp bay almost V
shaped, and for ages past sand-bar
has been washing itself up across this
bay until the bar has raised up out of
the water some ten or twelve feet. hav-
ing a width of about one hundred feet
and length of four miles, reaching
across the entire bay.
This bar is in the share of q roof
When there is storm the breakers
will roll up one side of it. break over
and run down into the bay inside. and
il is a novel sight to stand there and
watch the waters, mountain high on
one side and perfectly calm ON the
other. the line between the two at in
tervals hidden altogether. This bar is
a sort of short cut and can be traversed
on horseback In a storm the horse
man Will one minute be high and dry
on land. the next minute a large wave
viii roll up. and running under the
horses feet to the depth of foot or
more, the rider will be. for an instant,
four miles or so at sea on horseback.
with no land nearer than the high
bluffs of the mainland in sight.
Moss a~ates may be found in abun-
dance on the pebbly beach. and when
the sun shines they glitter with dazzling
brightness
The wild duck that frequent this part
of the coast literally fill this inland
bay. and the passing hunter. should
he take Il shot at them. will raise such
cloud and such aquaclzing that he will
think all the ducks of the earth have
gathered there. Occasionally some wild
beast. like bear or panther. will be
found crossing this bar and the Indians
have much sport when such a thing
happens. the animal rarely escaping
capture or death.
Here the Digger Indians abound, 1iv-
ing on the shell fish which they catch
along the beach, seldom going over the
ridge Of hills to capture a deer, which
are plentiful. 1t would astoniSh Yale
or Harvard football man to come upon
this scene some bright morning at low
tide and see the squaws and children
playing lacrosse on the beach. They
get 50 excited with their sport that
they keep it up until the tide drives
them from the beach, GOTTEN STAYING
there until they have to chase the ball
down into the surf.-Dctroit Free Press
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-04-28
A REMARKABLE LETTER.
A Prominent Professional Mans Extraor-
binary Statement.

y. \. Sun
To the Editor: SIR-AS my name and face
have appeared in your paper and the pub
lie prints lately, and as many of my profess
Si0nal brethren are wondering at it, l feel
it only just that should make an explana-
ton. The statement published over my
name was made ten years ago. after long
and mature investigation. and l have never
changed my mind as to the facts then
stated At that time | said. as physician,
that | believed Warner S Safe Cure was the
best of all known preparations for the
troubles it was advocated TO cure, Gtd say
so still. / know it is considered the proper
thing for the medical profession to decry
proprietary and other advertised articles !;
but why should they do SO: AS the late DR..
j. G.. Holland, writing over his own name
il Scribners Monthly, said:
1T is fact that many of the best propri-
etary medicines of the day are more sue
cessful than many physicians, and most of
them were first discovered or used in actual
medical practice: when, however. any per-
son knowing their virtue and foreseeing
their popularity secures and advertises
them, in the opinion of the bigoted all vir
tue went out of them"
DR.. Holland was an educated physician,
an unpreiudiced observer, aud he spoke
from broad and unusual experience. Pro-
prietary medicines should not be decried
The evidences of their value are over
whelming: l have seen patients recover
from gravel, Inflammation of the bladder
and Bright's disease after using Warmers
Safe Cure, even when all other treatment
had failed.
l make this frank and outs polSen state
ment in the interests of humanity and be-
cause know it to be true. l trust for the
same reason you will give it to the public
Respectfully, R A. GUM.
No 14 West Forty-Seventh street, New
York, March l.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-04-28
FAECiES FOR THE FAIR SEX.

ENAMEL fower-pins are among the
most beautiful of the current triGes in
jewelry.
THE Ladies' Cycling club Of >,,cw York
has adopted IS its Uniform tailor-rlcdc
dress of navy-blue serge, scarlet skirt
and yachting cap.
MANY Polish woven living in New
York are adopting the custom of their
countrywc-len by wearing black
throughout the year 1892, which marks
century Of Poland's bondage.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-04-28

THERE is more Catarrh in this section OF
the country than all ether diseases put to-
gether, and until the last few years was
supposed TO be incurable. For great many
years doctors pronounced it a local disease,
and prescribed local remedies, and by con-
stantly failing to cure with local treatment.
pronounced it incurable. Science has
proven catarrh to be a constitutional dis
ease. and therefore requires constitutional
treatment Halls Catarrh Cure, manu-
factureo by F. j. Cheney & Co. Toledo
Ohio. is the only constitutional cure on the
market. 1t is taken internally in doses from
10 drops to Il teaspoonfuL 1t acts directly
Oh the blood and mucous surfaces of the
system They offer one hundred dollars for
any case it fails to cure. Send for circulars
and testimonials. Address.
F. j. CHENEY & Co, Toledo, o.
u Sold by Druggists, 15c.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-04-28

!f parents would bring up their chill
a-cn to look upon family quarrels as
equally impossible and disgraceful-if
talc-bear;ng We're promptly discouraged
by cold ina attention and contempt and
q higher sense of generosity and fair
play incuIcatcd, even in the nursery-it
would do much to soften and ward off the
many little rubs that are sure to come
in family life later on.-Once 4 Week.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-04-28

ALL Horse owners should know what 1t
costs TO manufacture Harness and every
thing on wheels. You will be surprised TO
s3S: $50 Cart for 81 80; 500 four passenger
Top Carriage for 81 50: S15 Open Buggy
for 81 50; $50 Double team Harness for
s12 80; Sl2 Buggy Harness for 81 -. Only
good material used. Write L. $. BUGGY &;
CART Co. No Lawrence St, Cincinnati,
O.. for No. 3 free Catalogue, showing 81
kinds of vehicles and A kinds Of harness.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-04-28

The old saying that ICON
sumption can be cured if
taken in time" was poor COM
fort. 1t seemed to invite a
trial, but to anticipate failure.
The other one, not SO old,
consumption can be cured,
is considered by many false.
Both are true and not
true; the first is prudent
one cannot begin too early.
The means is careful liv-
ing. SCOTS Emulsion of
cod-liver oil is sometimes an
important part of that.
Let us send you a book on
CAREFUL LIvING-free.
soorT s. BOVINE. Chemists, Iszsou,h srh Avenue,
New York.
Your druggist keeps SCOTS Emulsion Of cod-liver
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-04-28

Syrup

Two bottles of German Syrup
cured ME of Hemorrhage of the
Lungs when other remedies failed.
1 am a married man and, thirty-six
years Of age, and live with my wife
and two little girls at Durham, Mo.
1 have stated this brief and plain so
that all may understand. My case
was a bad one, and 1 shall be glad
to tell anyone about it who will
write me. PHILIP L. SCHENCK, P.
O. Box45, April IS, 1890. No man
could ask a more honorable, bust
ness-like statement. @
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-04-28
Masked Venom.

Does anybody imagine that he or she can
breathe air impregnaaed with malaria for
any length of tune and yet 90 scdtlieiesss
If any such there be let them incur the risk
and then doubt. The poison in disguise as
surely enters the system as = dose OF prus-
sic acid swallowed with suicidal intent
Hostetter's Stomach Ritters is the sole re-
liable defense against the malaral virus
rheumatism. dyspepsia and constipation
are remedied by II.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-04-28

UNDER all circumstances. under all condi-
tons. under all influences, Bradycrotine
will promptly cure al headaches. 80 cents.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-04-28
The Only One Ever Printei-Can You Find
tho Word:

There is q 8 incE display advertisement
in this paper, this week, which has no two
words alike except one word. The same is
true of each new one appearing each week,
from The Dr. Harter Medicine Co. This
house places Crescent on everything
they make and publish. Look for it, send
them the name of the word and they will
return you book, beautiful Autographs or
samples free.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-04-28

PEOPLE Are Killed by Coughs that Hale's
Honey OF Horehound and Tar would cure.
Pixies Toothacne Drops Cure in one minute
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-04-28

"WHAT is your husband doing nows"
"Nothing. He has been appointed TO an of
flee IN. Y. Press
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-04-28

THE strictest railroad aboutissuing passes
may occasionally pass diviCend.-Loweu
Gazette
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-04-28

BEECuAM-s PILLS are a painless and eff
fectual remedy for all bilious and nervous
disorders. For sale by all druggists.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-04-28

COUGHs. HoARsENEss. SORE THROAT, etc,
quickly relieved by Browns BRONCHIAL
TRoCuEs. They surpass all other prepare
lions in removing hoarseness and as u cough
remedy are pre-eininently the best.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-04-28

A SMALL jag goes great way on rail-
road traia.-Picayune
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-04-28

WHEN should bread be served out to the
soldiers AT roll call
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-04-28

OF course a fellow is pushed for time
when an officer hustles him into peni-
Tertiary Republican.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-04-28

A BURGLAR generally makes his horse run
after he reaches the plate. Siftings.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-04-28

If we could use our own advice, how
happy we would be.-Texas Siftines.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-04-28
When TrayeIin.

WHEN 4 man gets religion right, his horse
soon finds it out.-ISau Horn.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-04-28

THE proper thing for IL jury is to be firm
but not fixed. ashington Star.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-04-28

IL the spring the young mans fancy
lightly turns to thoughts OF loaf.-Elmira
Gazette.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-04-28

WHICH lraSt-1Ns
Whether on pleasure bent, or business, take
OH every trip bottle of Syrup Of Figs, as
it acts most pleasantly and effectively on
the kidneys, liver and bowels, preventing
fevers headaches and other forms OF sick
ness. For sale in 81 cents and 81 bottles by
all leading druggists.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-04-28

"a B. c. Bohemian Bottled Beer is a
bright amber made of the purest malt
Drink it American Brewing Co. 81. Louis.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-04-28
Very had.

Jimmie-Bow- business?
Cracker-Bao. very bad
Jimmie-What yer been dom lately?
Cracker-Robbin' safes--N- Y. Week
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-04-28

THE trains of thought of some people are
the slowest kinds of freights-Rochester
Post
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-04-28
The MARKETS.

FoOD for refection-The good dinner that
you missed Texas Siftinga
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-04-28
CaGarrIa--Rezaaove the Cause.

from
remedies
SIS
personalities Akoatehn, Ohio
deaf including sough Off,
would As
have been well with of Of the dsess| JOSEPHINE PoHL
which Treatise Blood and Skin mailed
SPECIFIC COMPANY,
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-07-27
MAORI woNAE AID CEun

ing, good-natured, amiable disposition.
and those who have come within the
sphere Of their charms say they have
wonderfully seductive ways
It IS not uncommon for white men to
marry Maori girls; but the instances Of
white women marrying Maori husbands
are extremely few. The half castes are
a very handsome race, some Of the girls
being perfect bellies They ara said to
combine al the vices OF both the Euro
peans and the Maoris with none Of the
virtues OF either; bat that is altogether
too severe judgmen,
Many OF them are as good as they are
agreeable, writes Edward Wakefield IN
the Cosmopolitan They are usually
delicate and the women bear few
children, If any; so that there is 10
likelihood Of mixed population spring
ing up TO any large extent The process
Is entirely one of whitening the Maoris,
not Of blackening the PskehaA
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-07-27
DR., j. E, BENNETT,
PROPS FOR HAMLET.
An Incident IN the Early Days of Colorado
Dramatic Art
143 \. Main St.

An Incident IN the Early Days of Colorado
Dramatic Art
When Jack Langrishe, Of happy
memory, was making a small fortune
by giving the early-day residents Of
Colorado dramatic art in strong nightly
doses, he once played. says the New York
Dramatic News. a memorable return"
engagement in an interior mining camp,
where the inha insisted on Ham
Leland they wanted it all, including
the ghost Accordingly the somewhat
small company was told TO study UP,
characters were doubled. and the lead
ing man given a chance to distinguish
himself as the melancholy Dane. But
one problem presented itself No skull
could be found for the graveyard
scene. Langrishe represented to the
committee who had made the request
for Hamlet that the skull was all i'm
portant-no skull no Hamlet, and what
were they going TO do about it? The
committee considered It was a new
camp, with no graveyard, and there
weren't even dead Indians around
Langrishe went TO bed that night feel
ing hopeful II the committee couldn't
find a skull he would have q reasona-
bic excuse for substituting ~Toodles"
on the momentous night
The following afternoon Langrishe
went into small Chinese laundry TO
get his washing. Just as he entered he
heard the voice of the chairman of the
committee in loud converse with the
proprietor of the establishment
Want 70 GO on the stage, john
"Yles; NE lact; me bully factor. How
muchee gettee?'
"One hundred dollars, and here's yor
stuff"
LanCrishe collared the ehairna, Just
as he was leaving.
What in thunder DO you want that
Chinamsn FORE" he propounded
The committee man leaned over con-
fdingiy.
For Hamlet. Of course; he's going TO
play the skull
Play the skufl! Why. great-al-fred-
crickess, man. how can he? a skull Is
not a whole man It's head"
- know it" responded the enthusi-
ast That's all he'll be by SIX o'clock
tonight Vel have the head for you
We're goin' to lynch him-s Chiuananx
anyway. Vel give him funeral and
ali that. of course"
Il took the comedian an hour, after
recovering from his horror. TO convince
the committee that head wasn't g
skull He played Hamlet that night,
but the Chinanan WIS IN the audience,
not on the stage And the leading man
soliloquized over the defunct Yoricx By
using The whitsned skull Of q uCla
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-07-27
STOLEN.
Under this head &C per line per cay.
SIRITED.

rue.r fti- mead e Pc Inc r,rrs-
TAKEN UP-A SPAN " MULE; ObsE GRAY
l. one brown or black owner can have same BY
proving propeFtv and paying charges G. ,. CO,s-
IaAn CITY Daily EarIn, t4Ess E44les west Ct city
a
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-07-27

ever planted in Ireland were grown;
and also the first tobacco plant imported
by Raleigh. Everyone knows the story
of the servant maid who emptied pail
Of water over her master, thinking him
TO be on fire. Whatever truth there
may be in the tradition. there can be no
doubt that the first pipe Of tobacco lit
in Ireland was smoked here. The house
will thus be seen to be of unique historic
interest, and it is to be hoped that it
may fall into the hands of an owner
who will deal as carefully with it as
appears to have been the case in the
past The last proprietor WIGS the late
Sir John Pope Hennessy, whose widow
is the present tenant.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-07-27
UTSCELLANEOES


Pubic 10Eics = hereby given that ne name
% certain private corporation daily clzF-
tered. oTzsscizeG and eIzstiEg zzszer sEd -
VIZ - q lie Avs II ths state = kzasaz ana
heretofore kEspsB % lie ccrpGrats Ezras %
The Cosvs sl.-Hti! and Lswas MING coz1 pz1y.
hs bern changed ~ vote C TIE sts sseigcsrs
Dc y called A1si Eele a. re s-1ae - Gee AID
place - business 4 sad ecryaTstsoa- g tLs
sTb dag q jay. Is2..
That tie rsa1ss zs1oF;ed b. Ia corporation
j. a. GolloNs- TIE - icGitA Al3 czgsA pazy.~
ard s-c1 cEzrazs q nzszle tc<l< eSfsez 4zs6 -
cane h. force IEuEz. a11 aLtET tz4s E-E1 car q
jag. ls1@
Witse~s III hard a. Jrssi1ezs = sad cg--
p0ratig1 Tia SssE DAY - lay. 90
Dc IS II. e.. CorEslIL- FrsssSs-E
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Though he VIVA alnos. ready 70 topic
of his wheel - lie haished. r. 2
spooner broke tho worlds record for
81 hours a. The Psrss5de track. Chsra1u.
July o. The last - miles Il beams
q necessary - doucbe hin with ioe water
in order 70 keep him awake. lie searre-
i knew that he wAs riding. - weary
was bc, but he picked up kea~t and
shook himself together, sroazanx he
tape In q seconds after tbs ~strh had
been snapped On his 2+b0ur ride 10
rode S7s niles l.s15 ysrcs. which = u
niles and IS ysrss better than the div
lance Travelled By waller. q California.
who had prrTSously bed tke record
epooner rested th1r-y-nine minutes ard
a.s q baraDas. orznTes. leuons
fracti0n Of chop. drank cold Tea ard
water with little ezs<Se> % ginyrr "a
II. aod rsou.hfzl q whisky from tine
- tsEse- he taENse1 ye-y weak. bot wa
sooa refavigorated BY rsbbing.
The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-07-27
LIVE STOCK MARKET.
BY Telegraph.

KANSAS CITY. July &-CATTLE-Receipt 5Co1
fi-pILe tents trsI MarEet active. steers steady 20
= higher. cows Zoe Jc higher. feeders Gu ct Texas
eIeeTs c higher. COWS los 5c higher. sales: dressed
beci 2nd sa-rplDg steers e. -bJ u COWS and helt-
ers 81 tOss o.. eX=- and Indian sfee.s - 1855 IS
Texas an indian COWS. 81 , g. 10 &C zers and
teeuers = log ~. HDG>HeueI pts $40 shipments
- Market sCJive. 81 iUc n avr. closing with "a Z
lost II come .ustaucs :. Hanged as 4lL5 -. bQ 4
10 .uye5 -. SHEEP- ReCe pts so, shipments 10
Good sheep wanted and strong others neglected
ami weak.
CT. LOUIS July 2.-CATTLE-FeceIpts $50
shipments s5- Good trades higher othec- steaHy y;
k5Tne Kansas led exams sold s. se Indians s. -
Texans - S9E5 -. htG~-keCtiprs lsga ship
nents 80 Msrkes l0c higher. Heavy b =. mixed
- SOC 10. llSdI ) U.s. -. SEEEP- eCelpLs lss4
shipments ~ Market strong. s. 0Ss5 -
tHIos 90. July 26.--AIILE-ReCeIpts SS1l ship
raeEts stsi. Market Op-nec trihe higher closing
G.. NatlFes - 100 -. Exams s. OJt5S IS. cows
e. - =, hGG>-itecvipts U.0SU shipments 4g0Q
siarAe. lower Mixed - 6ss5 ~ butchers IS $50
: - i-Sht e hs1b % >HEEf-iteceipts SAO. ship
k-elS y t. Sleep steady. lambs higher. SA-es
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FOR EXCHANGE.

L lots IN Hydes addition near Douglas raorzzzg.
rs for Clear lOts. Address K. II. KoyS. wlclatA.
ksn- 2U