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The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27
SPRING FEEDING NOTES.
Sensible Rations for Horses, Colts, Calves
and Pigs.

Sensible Rations for Horses, Colts, Calves
and Pigs.
Oats, bran end extra care are demand
and pigs during the next six months. 1t
is easier to feed few ears of corn,
often. than to bother" with the ration
needed to build and maintain muscle
and framework. Such action, however,
is unwise. The want of size and vigor
in the colts as they grow older, due to
lack of proper food and care. will d.
minish their selling value largely. The
calf and pig intended for the meat mar
ket are worth from one-fourth to half
as much more, if the ''infant fat" is
kept up in quality and is sustained by
proper framework. Hay with pasture,
is not enough esteemed by farmers as
valuable for joint ration. According
as horse is worked should the rela-
ton between grass and hay be varied.
On the road for full work, or when in
heavy blowing, narrowing, planting.
etc, the horse needs good. bright hay,
about one pound per day for each hun
dred pounds of his weight, and only a
little green grass. With light work,
such as cultivating corn. haying except
/ drawing the mower). etc. more graz
! irr and less hay is better. To add rel.
+ ish and tone to the digestion, a little
F hay, bran. oats and corn are not amiss
/ Put within reach of the work horse,
and colts when on grass. Right breed
ing must I've followed by right feeding
. itsuccess is to be assured Orange Judd
1 Warmer.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27
The American Girl In London.

Clara upon the announcement Of her
friends engagement to the duke OF
Deadbroke)- Did he first tell you that
he loved you, dear, and then speak
about the passionate yearning in his
heart, and all that?
Maud-Why, no.
Clara-Didn't he say something about
life's stormy ocean and about his strong
protecting arms that would always
shield you. and how, ever since he first
beheld you, he had been haunted by
your pleading eyes, and his love had
gone out to you in a great passionate
outburst? Didn't he say that life with.
out you would be dreary waste?
Maud-No; certainly not.
Clara (impatiently)-Then should
like TO know what the fellow did say
Maud-He didn't say a word. ! did
the talking.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27

Syrup"

I must say a word as to the ef-
fcacy of German Syrup. I have
used it in my family for Bronchitis,
the result of Colds, with most ex-
cellent success. have taken it my
self for Throat Troubles, and have
derived good results therefrom. 1
therefore recommend it to my neigh
bors as an excellent remedy in such
cases. James T. Durette, Earlys-
vile, Va. Beware of dealers who
offer you something just as good. "
Always insist on having Boschee's
German Syrup. q
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS.
THE FARMERS GARDEN.
Tools Required to Make Vegetable Rails
ing Easy and Profitable.

Tools Required to Make Vegetable Rails
ing Easy and Profitable.
The first implements which farmer
needs after the land for his garden is
laid off and suitably drained are the
the piow and harrow, to reduce his
ground to deep and thoroughly mel
low condition, and to extirpate as near
ly as practicable all weeds. Flowing
the ground once, and leaving it encum-
bered with clods, will not answer at
all, and will end in failure for many
garden crops. The land must be finely
pulverized. This will cause all good
seeds TO terminate, and all the young
plants to grow until they have given a
good return in products of the best
quality.
II horse labor can be used and the
ground laid out so as to admit horse,
much less hand labor will be required
to keep the garden perfectly clear OF
weeds; but whether horse is used or
not, good supply of tools will be re-
quired. BY selecting the best, and
keeping them bright and sharp, and
placed under shelter at the close of
every day, they may be used efficiently
and satisfactorily. They should be al
ways kept in place and no valuable
time lost in looking for them when
wanted; and hence the Importance OF
q good tool room for the smaller imple-
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27
Fell Flat.

The conversation tagged little at a
recent high tea held within the select
circle of the one hundred and fifty, and
one Of the guests-a practical joker, by
the way-said, facetiously:
Evidently we are at loss for sub
ject to keep the conversation going.
Let us talk about the genealogy of our
families"
Strange to say this suggestion, in
stead Of loosening the tongues OF the
company, acted like the traditional wet
blanket, and the silence that followed
became so thick that it could have been
cut with butter knife.-N. Y. Press.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27
FEEDING THE SOIL.
| The Only Substances That Have Been
| Tested with Good Results.

The Only Substances That Have Been
Tested with Good Results.
This is the season when the farmer
expends the largest sum for fertilizers,
and he can easily make q mistake by
procuring something that may not be
as beneficial as that which he can
procure by first studying the require
ments of the several crops to be grown,
and by aiming to supply the soil with
the kind of plant food in which il may
be deficient. 1t requires two or three
years observation and carefully con-
ducted experiments to be perfectly ia
miliar with fertilizers and the necessi.
ties of the soil. but the farmers should
aim as far as possible. to supply the
different crops with those foods best
adapted for their use.
Some crops, such as clover, grass,
beans, pease and potatoes, may require
more potash than nitrogen, but wheat
corn, oats and garden vegetables will
always respond wei to nitrogen and
the phosphates. ALI plants that pro.
duce seeds take more from the soil than
those which are cut in the green condi
ton. Lime is one of the essential plant
foods, but it is applied whenever plas
tet or superphosphate is used; yet the
air-slaked lime itself is one OF the bes,
chemical agents that can be- applied
and the good effects of lime are
also noticed when wood ashes are used,
as lime is one of the principal ingre
dents of ashes. Phosphoric acid
abounds largely in all grains and seeds
and also in beans. The straw of wheat
potato vines, turnip leaves, tobacco ano
clover take up lime largely, yet there /.
but little time required for he grains
The straw of wheat requires three time,
as much potash as the grain, and the
same may be said of many other grain
crops.
The exact value Of ton OF manure
cannot be estimated, as it depends or
the manner of its preservation
the amount of water contained and
the foods from which it was pro
duced; but ten pounds of nitrogen
five pounds OF phosphoric acid
twelve pounds of potash and fifteer
pounds of lime will cover all the plant
food in some kinds of manure. TIE
farmer who has fed mostly straw, CT
coarse foods, will find his manure lack
ing in plant food. but on those farm,
where linseed meal and cottonseed meal
with grain and bran, are used the ma
thure will. be almost Q complete fertili
ger. The best guide in selecting fertil
izers is to avoid those kinds that did not
show an advantage in their favor last
year, as such are not needed by, the soil
Procure those substances that have
been tested with good results Test al
fertilizers on small plats also for obser
vation.-Philadelphia Record.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27

The expansion of the tube is sufficient
with the nozzle to produce acontinuous
spray.
This apparatus can be constructed
very cheaply and will answer not only
for spraying the garden with insecti-
cides but can be used to good advantage
in small vineyard in treating mil
dew or black rot with the Bordeaux
mixture. 1t is not patented and, so far
as we know. not manufactured by
trade. Anyone can make it for HIM
self
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27
A Modern Curriculum,

Visitor-I understand that the public
schools Of this city are models of nine
teenth century progress.
Little Boy-Yes'm, that's wot every
one says. go to 'em,
What do you study?"
''Oh, everything-freeand DRAWN,
an cookin', an bacteriology, an music,
an spectrum analysis, an sewin' on
buttons, an agricultural chemistry, an
dishwashin', an everything. Good
News
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27
A Giant MicrnacOna.

The Poeller physical optical institute,
of Munich has under construction an
enormous microscope for exhibition at
Chicago in 1898. IT will magnify to
III, 900 diametcrs, or, as ordinarily fitted,
TO H., 900 diameters. An electric light
of 1000 C. p. is to be used for illuminat-
ing the image, which is to be projected
on screen. AS the heat from this
powerful light would derange the focus
by expansion of the metal, an ingenious
device is used to cool the metal. This a
small copper cylinder with liquid car
bonnie acid under a pressure of $50 lbs.
to the square inch. 1t is connected
with the microscope in such a manner
that an electric regulator automatically
opens valve and allows q drop of the
acid to escape in spray upon the metal
to be cooled; the liquid Immediately
cvaporatcs and produces intense cold.
The whole cost Of the instrument is
said to be nearly s2,0o0.-Pall Mall
budget.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27

But They Don't Use the MS.-Tom
DO the editors generally use your con-
tributions? Jack (savagely)-Yes, the
contributions OF stamps. Tom-lndeedl
What do they they use them for? Jack
Why to return the contributions
Yankee Blade.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27
Pleasing Dollie.

Little Girl-Oh, mamma, my dollie
fell down an broke her nose.
Mamma--How did she fall?
''She fell all by herself"
"How could she?"
''She was standin' up"
''Then you must have stood her up"
"Yes'm."
And then you went off and left her. v
"Well, childrens don't want Their
mammas around all the time. Good
News
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27
An Unjust Insinuation,

Actor-Did you read that puff for me
in the Daily Hooter?
Friend-Yes, read it, and I'll bet
you wrote it yourself and paid to have
it put in the paper.
Actor-That's an uncalled-for reflec-
ton. I'd have you know that never
pay for anything.-Texas Siftings.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27

THE South West Land Il Investment Jour-
nal, a carefully edited and thoroughly re-
sable monthly Journal, published in the in
;erests of the South west and especially of
Texas, will be mailed for six months free of
charge upon application to L b. Parker No.
500 Chestnut st, ST. Louis; Mo. The paper
contains much valuable information to those
contemplating visiting or settling in the
Southwest. Write and obtain a copy.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27
Breaking 1t Gently.

Foreman QUARRY gang - It's sad
news Oh how fur yez, Mrs. McGahar-
raghty Y'r husbands new watch is
broken. 1t was foine watch, an it's
smashed all to PAGES.
Mrs. McG.--Dearie me! How did that
happenP
Foreman-A ten-ton rock fell on i'm.
N. Y. Weekly.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27
Where They Were.

Mrs. Withcrby-Your old clothes man
was around to-day.
Witherby (grimly)-Tell him next
time that if he wants to look at any old
clothes of mine he will have to call at
the Office. -Clothier and Furnisher.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27
A Hopeless Case.

Doctor-You must give up drinking
and
Mr.. SiclIly-I never touch drop.
Doctor-And stop smoking.
Mr.. Sicklv-I don't smoke.
Doctor-Humphl That's bad; If you
haven't anything to give up, I'm afraid
| can't do much for you.--Pucli.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27

"A Novel House.-A couple Of De-
troit real estate men met on Woodward
avenue the other day. did you hear
anything about that new house Col.
Windy is going to build?" asked one.
"What house?" "Why, he told me
he was going to build house this sea-
son which would be something entirely
novel," 81 guess it will be novel," dis
scented the other vigorously; purely a
work of G t;cn. II ..roit Free Press.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27

Teacher (of class in physiology
What do we know of the discovery Of
trichin@?
Pupil (who hadn't studied the lesson)
They existed before the food.
Before the food? How do you know
that?"
They were saved in the ark with
Ham."-Chicago Tribune.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27
Aniseharee of Cannon

Close TO the ear could hardly startle per-
son Of sensitive nerves more than the
slamming OF a door, the cutlery Of child,
the rattle of heavy vehicle over cobble
stone pavement, the wailing Of an asthmatic
hand organ. Quiet and strengthen SUPER
sensitive nerves with Hostetter's Stomach
with tranquility. Indigestion, a fecund
cause Of nervousness, is banished by tho
Bitters So are malarious, bilious and
kidney complaints, debility and rheuma-
tism.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27
He Abhorred Chestnut..

Dusty Rhodes-Couldn't you give me
a bite. ma'am?
Mrs. Dogood-Certainly; Towser will
bite you.
Dusty Rhodes-Haven't you anything
else handy? | hate chestnuts.-Truth.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27
why He Went.

Jones-What makes you look SO blue2
Smith-My only brother is going to
marry Miss White.
~ don't wonder you feel bad about
your brother marrying that heartless
flirt."
"Oh, it isn't that; | war; to marry
her myself. Texas Siftings
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27
A Mean Man.

She-You say you would die for me?
He-YeS
She-That's just like YOU men, to slide
out of it and leave me with at under
takers bill on my hands. Texas Sift-
ings.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27
FOR THE CHILDREN.

Ny little girl suffered for three from large Absce her hip the result Of
fall dston all Of which
induced by friends her s. s. S. and by the time the fifth bottle
well happyMs
WIEGNER, Saarsa~, Pa.
had three little girls who attacked with obstinate or Blood
b One Of the children died from the but Sws Specific and
well s forced The
eue a wonderful II. RAINS, MayfaGtH, Ia.
and
IN the eald hath. mailed free
SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY. ATLANTA, Ga
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27

Then He Proposed.-Cora, l don't
thinkiyou and can ever marry. Jake
ttoo tiA,id to propose)-Why, dear? BE
cause you think, as this is leap year,
should do the proposing, and can't
make up my mind to do tn. Y. Her
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27
When Nature

Needs assistance 1t may be best to render II
promptly, but one should remember to use
even the most perfect remedies only when
needed The best and most simple and
gentle remedy IS the Syrup of Figs, manu-.
featured by the California Fig Syrup Co.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27

Are you the head-barber?' asked
Spatts, as he took his scat in the chair.
Eyes, SIR" replied the artist, "you
don't see a chiropodist's sign hanging
up in the shop, do you?"-Smith, Gray
| g. CO. Monthly.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27
THE LOAN OF A BITE.

Little One--Hi! Hold on, won't yer?
When said you could have piece of my
taffy, l didn't think you would walk
away with three or four yards. Jury.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27

Mr. A. B. LAFoRME, Boston, Mass, says:
ordered and distributed one dozen large
bottles Bradycrotine among my friends af-
fiicted with headache, and in every case it
has afforded almost instantaneous relief.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27

A RICH man may have all the pleasures in
life and still there is Just as much for the
next one.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27

IT is tho person who is only half baked
that generally gets roasted. "-Yonkers
Statesman.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case Of Catarrh that can not be
cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
FL CHENnY Il Co., Props, Toledo, o.
We the undersigned, have known +. J.
Cheney for the last Is years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business
transactions and financially able to carry
out any obligations made by their firm.
West IL Truax, Wholesale Druggists, To-
ledo, O., Walding, Kinnan & Marvin
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, Ohio.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally
acting directly upon the blood and mucou:
surfaces of the system. Price zoe. per bot
Tie. Sold by all druggists Testimonials free
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27

Consumption carries of
many of its victims need
lessly. 1t can be stopped
sometimes sometimes it
cannot.
1t is as cruel to raise false
hopes as it is weak to yield
to false fears.
There is a way to help
within the reach of most who
are Observation-Disclosures LIv-
ING and SCOTS Emulsion Of
cod-liver oil.
Let US send you a book
on the subject free.
ScorT & BowsE. Chemists. I,s South ,th Avenue
New York.
Your druggist keeps SCOTS Emulsion Of cod-livsr
cil-all druggists everywhere co. 81.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27

THERE was a fire in Il lawyer's Office here
the other day that was caused by a SCOT in
the chimney Courier.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27

TUE disappointed pugilist cannot accuse
himself OF being penny wise, but he has
every reason TO feel pound foolish
ington Star.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27

In England they stand for office, In this
country they run, and in both countries
they lie more or less. oil City Blizzard.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27

EXPLOSIONS Of Coughing are stopped by
Hale's Honey of Horehound and Tar.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27

TIE gossip believes half she hears ant
tells the other half.-Elmira Gazette.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27

A WOMAN may not be a good laundress,
but she generally knows how TO take this
wrinkles out of mans choler with fat
tron.--Binghamt Republican.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27

REMAINS to be seen-the girl before the
mirror Paul Globe.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27

A MAN may be lantern jawed and yet hi!
face never light up-Easton Free Press.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27

MEN will worship the ground girl walks
on If she has good corner lots.-N. Q
Picayune
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27

THE question of the hour-"What time Is
it?n-GalveSton News.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27

THE jolly dog of last night is apt to be tn,
dog with a sore head Of this morning.-N
Y Herald.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27

B. F. ALLEN Co, 1856 Canal St., New York,
are sole agents in the United States for
BeechaEl's Pills. Is cents u box.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27

A "sAFE burglar" is in the penitentiary.-
Texas Siftings.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27

A wELL-rITrED shoe is faithful to thu
last-ricayune.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27

A MAN may possess cent and seen
and yet not have sense.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27

THE lesp-year gill might try him delicate
~ with n little pop corn.-Louisville Cour.
ier.Journal
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27

~ WISH George could be cured Of his in
fatuation for Emma" LET him marry
her "-Epoch
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27

lF life were twice as long we probably
would not be twice rs good.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27

MANY poor fellow never gets to see the
silver lining until he gets above the cloud.
Columbus Post.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27

THE time when woman has no mercy is
when she gets mouse In trap.-Ram's
Horn.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27

Our on lark-Feathers- Stand
ard.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27

IT doesn't follow that man Is a chirop-
odist because he cuts the corn from the foot
of hill-Binghamton Leader.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27

The proprietors of DR.. Sage's Ca.
tarrh Remedy lose $500 if you're
not cured of Catarrh. They prom
Use to pay you that if they can't
cure you. What do you lose by
trying it? Is there anything to
risk, except your Catarrh?
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27

BADLY rattled-The omnibus passenger.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-04-27

disease DIR. Pierce's Golden Med
ical Discovery. In a way, that you
can understand, too, by purifying
the blood. When you're weak,
dull and languid, or when blotches
and eruptions appear-that's the
time to take it, no matter what the
season. It's easier to prevent than
to have to cure.
For all diseases caused by a tor
pid liver or impure blood, Dyspep-
STA, Biliousness, Scrofulous, Skin, or
Scalp Diseases even Consumption
or Lung scrofula), in its earlier
stages, the discovery" is the only
remedy that's guaranteed. If it
doesn't benefit or cure, you have
your money back.
You pay only for the good you
get.
, 1892-10-05
GOING 70 wALLA WALLA.
A Prisoner with an Interesting
Career.

Prisoner with an Interesting
Career.
Warren Graves and James Ward, con-
signed to terms in the penitentiary, passed
through Seattle yesterday. Both prison
ers stand convicted of grand larceny, Ward
being assigned to Is months and his COM
panion in crime one year. Ward is an
American by birth, and though only SO
years of age had been, prior to his footslip,
quarter of a century a sailor. He is said
to have wrought out quite an interesting
history in his time, but beyond the state
ment that he had been shipwreelIed on
nearly every island and country in the
world refused to enter into details, declar-
ing that he would rather do five years more
than his allotted time than tell anything
that would disclose his identity. Referring
to his experience when shipWrecked, Ward
said he had on one occasion been cast upon
the shores Of an island populated only by
/ heathens, and thatneVer before, under sim.
/ liar circumstances, had he been treated Sc
kindly by those pretending to be Christian
people.
The crime for which he was convicted
was plundering the house and stealing val
uables from an old prOspectOr in the noun
tains back of Whatcom. This was about
! fifteen months ago. When hard pressed
/ by the officers, Ward made his way onto G
| lumber vessel and escaped to South Am
| eric, where he remained for over a year, re
| turning only recently to the scene of his
| crime, and only to be arrested.