Arizona republican., 1892-11-27

thC purpose ot taking on an ar Ot reflne- ment, and if possible Mr. Tim berlake would take ou job. So soon afterward they went over to Brooklyn, thereby causing the hill on which my house stands to settle three-quarters of an inch.
 We now began to advertise at great rate for tenants. Money that had laid aside to buy new set of harness and pole straps for the mules here on the place was used in advertising in the New York papers, and we could not find the advertisement either Nobody but the man who collected for the advertisement could find it for us. He found it, But then he was accustomed to it. That is his business
 1t is not pleasant to come right out and say publicly what lot of disagreeable things there are connected with being a landlord Think of being at a rout or ball enjoying ones self for moment and getting a letter from your agent saying that rats have taken possession of the building and are running the elevator of nights themselves in order to save climbing the stairs!
 Unfortunately the same man who built my building erected a twin to it on the same street. and another man owns it. Somewhere he read in paper that competition is the life of trade. and so he lowered his rent little last spring. Since then have had to give my tenants more cut glass and buggy rides in order to retain them They still grumble and threaten. and even when 1 am away featuring to packed houses they write to me if d cockroach dies in the house under suspicious circumstances and threaten to move away, claiming that it ia not good neighborhood.
 The house is in an aristocratic location, and my taxes are in proportion, and yet one of my tenants. lady from Shells burg. Canada. who wears a cork limb SO am told by a custom house officer came to me with tears in her eyes and sad that she hoped 1 would not think that because she now had to hire apart ments she had always been 30 poor. Once she was an only child, the daughter of d wealthy policeman in Toronto. She was well brought mp. she said, and hated to pay rent 1 soon discovered that this was the case.
 dId not throw her out on the street, as the stage landlord does. or drag her around over the floor or garnishee her cork leg. as some would have done, but 1 excused her. and she went away.
 She sad she had a lucrative position with Mr Deprw | inquired about it, hoping to get some rent that was still due 1 fonnd that she was engaged in the New York Central and Hudson River railroad parlor cars
 She saw me coming and was about to hiss something ar me through her rijuchei teeth when she temrmhered all of udttn that she had taken tsem out aa,t- sne was at wors and left them on the woOdbox
 Professor Dwight says of the relations between landlord and tenant under the common law that, independeul of ex- press clauses m the lease, the following aaues are imposed upon the tenants:
 First To pay rent
 SecOud To render fealty or to be faithful to the lessor,
 Thlrd To refrain from committing acts of waste
 Fourth To make ordinary repairs.
 Fjftn To render mp possession at the end ui the term.
 AS a landlord am forced to state that an tenants do not pay rent Some ask you Co g1ve them 8 months rent m order to secure them as tenants, and then at the eud Che second month they get mad and 20 away becauSe you did not kiss them gupd night. or something like tha, Some New York tenants have no credit anywhere except with thr truck and van men They lead noma,lic life aud rest as well in a van as they do any where
 mad a socialist in the west flat all last winter asked him once to define socialism ro me He said 1T WAS the right to sleep without remorse m the spare bedroom of the rIch without re moving the pillow shams
 He left me m May because he did not like the 1ocitlity. He claimed that the trees of the park sort of henmed him in so that the wind great deal of the time was not strong enough to blow through his whiskers
 lneed not, may say in closing. refer to the other divisions of this subJect made Dy Professor Dwight and other eminent jurists, Even the second divi- sion, requiring under the law that the tenant shall render fealty to the land
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