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The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-03
BUDGET.

"You bring up your girls" says Rus
kin to English mothers, "as If they
were meant for sideboard ornaments,
md then complain Of their trivolity.
Give them not only noble teaching, but
noble teachers, and give them the help
which alone has sometimes done more
than all other infuences-the help OF
wild and fair nature. You cannot bap-
tie them rightly in inch deep church
fonts unless you baptize them also in
the sweet waters which the great Law
Giver strikes forth from the rocks OF
your native land"
The three longest rivers in the world
are: The Missouri, from its source to
the mouth Of the lower Mississippi,
4,575 miles; the Amazon, S,944 miles,
and the Nile $500 miles.
San Francisco has an earthquake
proof hotel. It Is constructed OF iron
and in the form OF two hollow squares,
one within the other, arranged SO as to
brace each other.
The United States has more than
100000 bearing banana plants, 100000
bearing lemon trees, 100000 orange
trees and 100000 pineapple trees.
The Women's Christian Temperance
union has established a free milk booth
on Franklin square, Philadelphia tits
well %patronized.
Father Gre, q French priest stationed
at Jerusalem, recently found q talent of
the time Of King David in his door
yard.
Edward B. Stirling, of Trenton, N. j.,
owns a stamp worth $1,000, for which
he paid nine cents.
Lue wah, of Astoria, L. L, is the only
Chinaman in America who runs a gar
den truck farm.
Bright violet is the Turkish mourn
ing color.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-03
TEN TART TRIFLEs.

"What are you doing at the marble
enters so much, nowadays, Smith,
Not going into the business, are your
"Hardly. lam building a monument
to Jones" What! Mrs. Smiths first
husband" eyes. He lived eight
years with my wife. A man who does
that has qualities that entitle him to the
respect Of all ages."-BoSon Pos.
Mudge-"Judge Billigus is q remark
ably easy man to get acquainted with
don't you think?" Yabsley-"I never
noticed it." Mudge-"He is, though
I hadn't known him for over an hour
before / borrowed q dollar OF him, and
inside Of the next hour we got so we'll
acquainted that he refused to lend me
another one."-IndianapoEs journal.
Nj. Smith Ito Mrs. Parvenu, who has
been telling him about her new house,
-"I suppose you will have dumb wait.
ers in the house?" Mrs. Pho.
shan'tl had a deaf cook once and ]
vowed then never to have another
crippled seryant."-Bnooklyn Life
She (reading)-"Joc, this paper says
that out in Oregon they have just dis
covered footprints three feet long, sup.
posed to belong to a lost race" He-"l
don't see how a race of people that
made footprints three feet long could
ever get lost."-Truth
A man had a donkey for sale, and,
hearing that a friend wanted to buy
one, he sent him the following written
ON a postal card: "Dear D.: II you
- f.abi.a Co. ~ A donkav dnnit
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-03

THE only reason for Mr.. Gepelands nom
fnation, and Ae thing that forced his nomi,
nation in spite of all the Efforts Of politicians,
vas the fact that. in The minds Of the Demo
cratic masses, he represcnts ue idea Of free
trade. The platform is an unmistakabh
declaration against all parhying with pro
lection. Il puts ae Democratic party in he
field as committed 10 he policy Of sceeping
array every shred of a protective duty.-Hn-
~ Georqe, Tie Free Trader.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-03
wage workers Insulted by Demo

. ohA I.U.
A very remarkable scene was wit
messed in the national house Of repre-
sentatives on Monday when three
thousand employees of the government
printing office, who had been tempo
rartly deprived of employment because
Of the delay of the Democratic Congress
IN passing the appropriation bill, went
to the capitol and filed the galleries.
Their lockout was only to be a ehort
one, but they swarmed to the seat of
legislation to witness the flibustering
that was causing it, and to aid by the
influence of their presence the passage
Of a resolution providing for the extern
sion of last years appropriation until
the Democratic house could come to its
senses and attend to the peoples BUSH
ness.
But this was not the only remarkable
thing that occurred. When the reso-
luton was presented and General Bing-
ham made,an impassioned speech forit,
the following scene, described in the
newspaper reports, followed:
AS The sat down he was applarded loudly by
Democrats and Republicans who favor the
worlds Fair appropriation, and the printers
hand-clapping swelied 70 a thunderous roar.
Speaker Crisp pounded anHri1y with his Ravcl
and shouted for order, and when no could make
himself heard declared no would clear tho ga!;
~ rITaa a. NhA AHananL EVnFQ RnRQnlAn hAilnkW
Kilgore shouted, "Put them out and Jpugo
Montgomery, Of Kentucky, stoodup IN his place,
ahooS his fist Oxcitedly az the galleries, and
echoed Kllgore With "Pnt Thorn out put them
have no business here"
Applause in the galleries of the house
Is not an unusual thing, and is often
permitted, though never permitted in
the senate. These printers, pressmen
and book-binders who crowded the
house galleries on this occasion were
personally interested in the proceed
inps at the time, and INDUCED in a very
natural act. The galleries are open to
the public, and they had as much right
there as other citizens OF the United
States. The demand from the Demo
cratic leaders that they be put out on
the ground that they "had no business
there, but really because they mani
tested approval ola resolution to give
them wages, was au outrage which
should have been rebuked there and
then.
It may be said that this was a small
matter, but 1t was not. 1t was an eyi
dence of the kind Of sympathy they
as workingmen, were to expect from
these southern 6re-eating Democrats
who we're leading the flibusserinG
which had stopped the wheels OF gov.
eminent and temporarily deprived
shem Of work. Thcy were not disor'
derly, but simply INDUCED in such ap'
plause as is witnessed every day in the
house, and which members Of congress
themselves had started ON the floor.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-03

passing the appropriation bill and
quibbling over the Worlds Fair appro-
priation Says the World: 'It is time
for these men [Alibustersl to reflect.
The country is rapidly losing patience
with their obstinacy and still more SO
with the unjustiAable manner Of It's
manifestation" The country lost pa
thence With the house long aeo-even
before this latest foolish exhibition.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-03
1t VIII De n Winner.

PilsbtTgh ConthnacldI'Gdssns
West Virginia Republicans will nomi-
nate a winning ticket at Huntington to-
morrow. The Democratic convention
at Parkersburg last week left that party
badly rent with fractional disappoint-
ments, and with the vote in the state
almost equally divided in 1888, tho
chances should he with the Republi.
cans. If General Golf could be induced
to run for governor, the sense Of justice
would cause the people Of that state to
give him such a majority as could not
be counted out by a partisan legtsla.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-03
ol.v,iand wound Garry England.

Lirar ol (Eag.y Courier.
The Democratic party In the states may
rest assured thtt II English sympathy
could carry the election of Grover Glove.
land in November the White House would
BIO theirs. We shall watch tho develop
mont of the struggle with the kesnest In.
terest, and even II the triumph BIO not ut.
tanned all at ouoe there Is indeed reason
for eongratulation that one of h great
American parties has made free trade,
pure and simple, tho great battle cry of
the future.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-03

DrsprrE the exciting Q that oc-
CURED at P~arkersburg last week and
the interesting times that will be
witnessed to-day at New Martinsville
and Huntington, the Ohio river contin-
ues to flow gracefully and serenely by
those points.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-03

THE rumor Of another Indian out
break has no reference to the state of
affairs at the Tammany wigwamin New
York. The braves there are restless,
but the ghost dance will not occur I'M
til November.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-03
LOVELY WOMAN.

Heaven will be no heaven to me II l
do not meet my wife there.-Andrcg
Jackson.
Kindness in women, not their beau
teous looks, shall win my love.-Shdse-
spare.
Eternal Joy and everlasting love
there's in you, woman lovely woman
0tpay.
Yes, woman's love is free from guile,
and pure as bright Aurora's ray.-Aor-
ri&
Women need not look at those dear
to them to know their moods.-Hotpeu&.
Disguise our bondage as we will its
woman, woman rules US still.-Aoors.
Even in the darkest hour OF earthly
illwoman'sfo fond affection glows.-SGndS.
Raptured man quits each doing sage,
o womanl for thylovelier page.-AO0re.
Oil and water-woman and a secret
are hostile properties.-BulDsr Iyhon.
No man can either live piously or die
righteous without a wtte.-Rtchter.
Remember woman is. most perfect
when most womanly.-GIadStone
Earth has nothing more tender than
a pioua woman's heart-Ltnher.
all I am, or can be, Lowe to my angel
mother.-AbrahGm Lincoln.
The society Of ladies is the school Of
politeness.-lfountfork
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-03

In the nomination of Hon. CT. cald-
we'll for Congress the Fourth district
Republicans have done the wise thing.
Mr.. Caldwell is able, honest and popu-
lar. He VIM make a splendid cam
paign and poll more than the full
strength of his party. Mr.. Caldwell is
an enthusiastic protectionist and pos
sesses the ability to make a campaign
on that line. The banner Of Repub-
licanism will not be trailed in the dust
with him as the standard-beare His
nomination means that a Republican
will represent the Fourth district in
the next Congress.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-03

REPuBLIcAN victory in the coming
election would retard for n long time the
progress of the sound commercial doc
trines that underlie the commercial great
ness of Great Britain and alone maintain
Brihsh aseendaney.-LondOn Evening NeHs
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-03
a Rritish Wow o the American Tarih

ABritish View ofthe AmeFlcan IaFll.
aeeadd Daily Tse0raph
.sThe promoters of tho Mckinley tarift
meant It to push forward the policy OF
America for the Americans. One method
o frealirlpg 1t was to keep all work within
their. own dominions. The country was to
be made self-supplyings what could be
produced at home was not to be bought
abroad. That was h keynote of tho Nc
KInley scheme, and tits working out the
idea of its designers with the precision and
effectiveness of machine"
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-03

ASorHrR white.cap outrage is re-
ported from Indiana. A tramp was
caught by a mob and scrubbed with
soap and water. This is enough to
arouse the tramps' society to open re-
bellion.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-03

IRIS a political custom to give successful can
didate for Congress a denomination. 80 MI.
Pendleton deserves a Observation-Disclosures.
This is a very good point SO far as it
goes, but there are some people here
abouts, and they are not all Republic
cans, who go farther. They believe
that a man should prove himself a sue
cessful congressman as well as q success
full candidate for Congress.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-03

REApER-We are unable to inform
you whore the Democratic candidate
for governor got his title of colonel
He was not a soldier on either side dur
ing the late unpleasantness. Accord
ing to his published biographies, he
was but even years old when the war
closed. Yes, he is tho same Colonel"
MaeCorkle who assaulted a man in q
Charleston hotel for making q sighting
remark about JEFF Davis and then at
tempted to thrash an editor for criti-
cising his action.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-03

READERS of the 1ntelligencer go.
ing ont of town for the Summer can
have the Intelligencer mailed to them
for sixty-fiye cents per month. postage
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-03

CLEVELAND is writing a great many
letters these days, but there is nothing
in them worth mentioning. He. seems
to have entirely exhausted his stock Of
brilliant phrases and his ability to coin
words and epigrams. On the other
hand your Uncle Benjamin is as fresh.
and as ready as evcr.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-03

TIE Pittsburg Dispatch remarks that
thirty bowling dervishes ought to find
themselves very much at home in Chi
cago when they get there for the worlds
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-03

To-Day at New Martinsyille the DEM
ocrats will select the gentleman for
Captain Doyener to defeat for Congress.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-03

1N1soo ltwas a conflict of predictions
now our a%dyersarios must face trade stat
istics aud prices ourrens-PrasdHt Horizon
lnn1 u. lse2
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-03

Evrx the New York World is disgust
ed with the action Of the Democratic
house of representatives for its delay in
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-03
WHEELING DAILY INTELIIGENcERs WEDNEsDAY, AUGUST y 1857

fair. They would have been more at
home If they had arrived in time for
the Democratic convention.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-03

An exchange has calculated that If
twelve persons were to agree to dine
together every day, but never sit ex-
actly in the same order around the
table, it would take them 100000
years, aud they would have to eat 49,
100000 dinners before they could get
through all the possible arrangements
in which they could place themselves.
II there are any twelve people who
doubt this statement they are at liberty
to demonstrate its truth by arranging
themselves in 4~7o,oo0,oOO positions.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-03

A BuzzARD's BAY correspondent gives
the important information that "Mr.
Cleveland does a great deal Of walking;''
that he "makes no pretensions, but acts
just like any plain, respectable citizen
moving among his fellows" that "when
he meets people he knows he always
speaks with the greatest cordially"
Well, why shouldn't he do all this?
And what is there remarkable about the
fact that Grover Cleveland conducts
himself as a gentleman when he is
walking the streets, that it need be tele-
graphed from one end of the continent
to the other?
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-03

HAVE used DR.. Thomas Eclectric Oil
for Group and colds, and declare 1t a
positive cure. Contributed by VIM.
Kay, $40 Plymouth Ave, Buffalo, N. Y.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-03
Cuticura ResoIvent.

Tho new Blood and Skin Purifier, and greatest
OF humor remedies, cleanges the blood o., all I'M
puritles and poisonous clements, and mus e
move the cause, with CUTICURA, the great skin
cure, and CUrtcURA SOAR, m exquisite skin beau
tifieE, clcar the skin and Ecalp, aud restore the
hair. Thus the CuTIcuRA REMEDIES cure every
species Of itching. burning, scaly. .pimply, and
blotchy SkIn, scalp and blood diseases, when
tho best physicians fail.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-03

Sold everywhere. Price. CUTIcuRA, 5or Soar,
25c.; REsoLvENT, 81 Prepared by the POTTER
DRUG nj CHEMICAL CORPORATION, Boston.
DD-"HoW q, euro Skin Diseases o. pages, ~
illustrations. and teStlmonlAls. mailed tree.
.RARYIS sskia aud sealp P1Eiagd and S SIIsa
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-03

Is needed Of the merit of Hoods sarsa.
parilla than the hundreds OF letters
continually coming l. telling Of mar.
vellous cures it has effected after all
other remedies had failed? Truly,
Hoods sarsaparilla possesses peculiar
curative power unknown to other medi-
cines.
HOOPS P1I1s cure Constipation by
restoring the p%eristaltic action Of the
alimentary canal. They are the best
family cathartic.
The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-08-03
Mrm nnuERrIsEMEMTs.

WANTED-GooD CARPENTERS,
w and Mllwrtghts w9ntea at onee ~
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NTOTICE TO CONTRACTORS AND
SaiS obesn. bHER's soNis GROCERY co. an2
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-04-23

Tombak is a narcotic, which is known
under the name Of Nicotiana Persica.
and is cultivated in Persia exclusively,
in the provinces of Chiraz, Kechan and
Ispahan. Its quality varies with the
place of production. The best tombak
is that which is derived from Chiraz
The production of this province varies
between l 800 and 1000 bales a year,
which is almost entirely consumed by
members of the imperial family.
Tombak of this superior quality is not
very abundant, and the price paid for it
is about fifty OF sixty francs the oke, the
oke being equivalent to 2.spounds avoir-
dupois. The province Of Kechan pro
duces the second quality of Persian tom
bak. With small leaves like the Chiraz
tombak the product of Kechan is not
even so abundant.-KewB Bulletin.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-04-23
He Missed the Point.

Almost his first effort in a newspaper
office was to condense an account of a
golden wedding. He did his best and
handed it in. His editor looked it over
and handed it back, remarking coldly:
"You seem to have got everything in
except the point. Try again."
Greatly abashed, he returned to his
desk and toiled for nearly an hour over
the thing, finally taking it falteringly a
second time to his chief. That function
airy read it through, and then with calm
contempt looked the young man over.
Don't you see that the striking thing
about this incident, and the only thing
which makes it worth our while to print
it at all, is that each Of these individuals
now celebrating their golden wedding
has been married once before. Probably
an almost Unprecedented thing. You
have carefully left the main point out
of both your condensations."
The newspaper man went on to say
that he never forgot that experience. He
thinks he owes his success to it, for he
has come TO be one Of the foremost soon
densers" on the press. Things come to
him from all parts of the country to be
"boiled down" "Since that maiden eff
fort, which was such a total failure" he
says, 81 always look for the point the
first thing. Her Point Of View in New
York Times.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-04-23

One virtue of the mushroom that
oftentimes is not realized by its cham
pions even is its nutritive qualities, for
it is often considered fit only for a sauce
or a side dish. Recently ate dinner
with a friend who is a bon vivant and
gifted with an abnormally large appe-
tite. To my surprise he ordered moth
ing but mushrooms, bread and butter,
and, Of course, drinkables. We had
mushrooms raw, stewed, fried and
broiled on toast 1t was my first ex-
perience, but | found them excellent.
l certainly thought they would not
stay by me-" but to my surprise for
many hours afterward had as COM
plete a sense of fullness as rare roast
beef or juicy steak ever impaired. New
York Telegram.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-04-23
FIN, FEATHER AND FUR.

The moth has fur jacket and the but
terfy none.
Animal life ceases to exist in the ocean
at a depth Of ~ miles.
A horsehy will live for hours after the
head has been pinched off.
In South America there is a beetle even
bigger than the Hercules beetle. 1t is over
a foot long, legs and ALL though its body is
not so heavy.
A cat recently killed 5-foot alligator in
Florida. 1t jumped on the reptile and bit
through the tender hide Of the neck until
it reached the vital part
In certain parts Of the Mediterranean a
species of mussel is found of which the
shells are about seven inches long and three
inches broad, and each Of them contains a
piece of the fiber, weighing half a dram,
from which spun and woven goods are
made
Among the queerest crustaceans are
lady crabs, or "sand crabs" which are
abundant on sandy shores from Cape Cod
to Florida and in the Gulf of Mexico.
Their bodies are roughly six sided, white
in color and marked with specks of red and
purple on the back.
Ostrich farming is one Of the important
industries in South Africa, which as yet
furnishes the bulk Of the ostrich plumes
for the markets of the world. There are
probably 200 900 domesticatsd ostriches in
Cape Colony Each bird is supposed to net
his owner forty dollars per annum
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-04-23

A female teacher in New York school
was on very intimate terms with a male
teacher in the same school He was in the
habit Of strolling into her room during the
recess and chatting with the object of bis
affections. His name was Smith. One de-
the lady teacher endeavored TO make ire
class comprehend the omnipreseDce OF
God. She explained to them that God was
everywhere.
Now, my dear children, suppose you all
go out of this room except myself, do 1
stay in here alones" asked the female
teacher.
NO" exclaimed one Of the little girls,
you will not be alone, for Mr.. Smith will
be with you. Texas Siftings.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-04-23
An E1-oueen's Good Fortune.

The ex-queen of Naples, who has suf-
fered all the pangs of genteel poverty
during the past twenty years or more,
has now been placed in a comparatively
affluent position. Her mother, the late
Duchess of Ludovica, Of Bavaria, who
died some weeks ago, left a fortune
yielding an income of about 800, 900 a
year. According to the will of the
duchess the property was to be shared
equally between three of the daughters
of the duchess, namely, the empress of
Austria, the ex-queen of Naples and the
Duchess of Alencon.
The empress, however, is so wealthy
in her own right-she has an income of
$500, 900 year of her own, besides the
right of drawing upon her husbands
practically inexhaustible purse-that she
has abandoned her share of the bequest
to the ex-queen of Naples, who will
therefore now come in for about SEC, 900
to $40, 900 year. The ex-queen figures
as the heroine in Daudet's kings in
Exile. San Francisco Argonsut.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-04-23
FAIRHAvEN PosToFF1oE
Corner of Larrabee Avenue and Twelt
GArnnA

Corner of Larrabee Avenue and Twelfth
Street
Arrival and departure Of mail from Fair
haven. Wash, Postoiiice, taking effect Match
q, 1892:
MAIL CLOSES FOR
Port Townsend, Orcas Friday Harbor.
Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday at "A. M,
via boat, ana Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday
and sunday at l2;ij p. IN. via Seattle
SedrO, AnacOrtes, Seattle. TacoHa and
Eastern mail at 12:45 daily.
New Whatcom. West Fprndale Blaine and
British Columbia at l2:i5 p. m.
MAIL ARRIVES FROM
Port Townsend, Orcas, Friday Harbor,
Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday at $3.50 a.
M, ana at l2:45 D. m. via Seattle.
Blaine, West Ferndale New Whatcom and
BRUSH Columbia at 1:8j y. m.
seattle Tacoma and Eastern mail at las
p. m. daily
Fairhaven TO Beach closes closes at a. M,
ana arrives at p m. daily except Sunday.
,talrhayen 20 Chuckanut closes at D. m.
Monday, Wednesday and Friday, and arrives
at D. m.
Office Hours, a m. TO p. m. Sunday
from to D. m.
S. H. KELLER p. NJ.