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Wood River times. [volume] (Hailey, Idaho) 1882-1915, 1892-05-14

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The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-23
QUEER LOSING PLACES.
Agg'avating Franks Trinkets Have Played
Upon Their Too Confident Owners.

All the rings in country house
had been cleaned and laid out in the
sun on q bright July day, says the
London Queen. They had been laid on
a bank, as has been the habit of some
jewel lovers ever since "Lothair" was
informed that sunlight was the elixir
for pearls, and the precious freight
had been carried inside, when one-a
half-hoop diamond ring-was found to
be missing. Lamentation prevailed,
but, to cut n long story short, it was
pulled up the following day on the
root of Il nasturtium, over n bed Of
which the bearer of the jewel tray had
passed. There having been season
of drought, the root was half in and
half out of the loose, dusty soil, but a
foot-presumaHy that of the tray
bearer-had actually pressed it be-
meath and out of sight. A nursery
maid, however, thinking the sprawl
ing animals looked untidy, began pull
ing them up next.day, and there was
the lost valuable! Do not believe itp
| should not have done so on hearsav
myself, but still say, rs do all others
who saw. it was so.
The frill around woman's skirt will
catch and hold fast a precious morsel
in a manner almost inconccivable. A
diamond ring (again diamond ring
the species is bcwitched) had flown
off the finger of lady player at lawn
tennis. Up and down tkat'velvet lawn
all through the long summer after
noon did patient searchers pace, and
finally poor pussy Cat, who had been
.,l-y y,,<~ st.., .,,
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n. r.rnsr \ sk,,,,a L,bor,r.

Tho Farmer n skilled Laborer.
Viewed from tho lofty standpoint OF
che New York Hod CARRIERS union,
considered from the hall OF the Phila-
helphia Bill Pos. ers' Protective associ-
alton, the prairie farmer is simply o
clodhopper He Is q man who decides
to have corn, wheat and potatoes. In
stead Of wild grass, grow on certain
piece oflnnd, and plants the seed that
will produce them.
In point of fnct, moro knowledge
and skill are requisite for prosecuting
this craft than that of any city arti.
san. 1t requires more skill to handle
plow than a trowcL 1t is more diff
cult to handle a reaplng machine than
machine that turns out brick.
Greater knowledge is required to SOW
grain than to turn the switches in q
freight yard. Much more information,
experience. and skill are needed to
raise tobacco plants, to cultivate them,
and properly cure the leaves, than to
make them into cigars. Laying drain
tile is more difficult than laying brick.
Properly to remove fleece from a
oheep demands as great dexterity as to
shave beard from q face The sue
sessful farmer is necessarily skilled
laborer. lie is master, not OF one
&rade, but Of many, and long timo is
tcquired to learn ench Of them. He is
also q merchant, and to be prosperous
he must be a judge of the quality Of
many things and know how to buy
and sell them to the best advantage. =
II. W. in Forum
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"1f we had house of forty-seven
ruoms, Lobelia," said Mr.. McSwat. set
ting down his coircc-cup with some
emphasis and raising his voice, II
shouldn't kick against you filling them
with gewgaws and jimcracks and GU
rios, but | do object, madam, to you
making n japanese bazar out of the
McSwat family dwelling
simply because l want to get q
small cabinet" replied Mrs. McSwat,
"to hold n few antiques presented to
me by friends"
"When you have two old bureaus
and 4 hair-trunk and a chest full of
revolutionary relics, a mahogany ward
robe filled with Indian costumes, a
case of old English books that no man
alive can read, and box of dried in
sccts already, and no place to put half
OF them except the library"
"You seem to find room about the
house, Billiger, for collection of hor-
rid old meerschaum pipes and rank
old smoking-jackcts, anyhow"
"But l can't walk about the house at
night without stumbling over box of
horned frogs or knocking down cabi-
net of dessicated butterflies, or jam
ming my head into one of your price
less hornets nests"
"Billiger McSwat, you know as well
as do that you can afford to build an
addition to this house if there isn't
room in it for all our things"
"What is the use of building an adj
dition if you expect to fill it with auto
graph albums and stuffed lizards and
things?"
"You can save corner in it, YOU
know, for your old boots, dear. Ican't
walk about the house in the dark
without stumbling over pair or two,
or go down cellar without touching
something and bringing down shower
of them on my head"
'But see here"
"And your old hats and canes, love
you know you need more room for
those. They would be of no value to
mo rs curfos, but it is not for me to
question your taste in preserving
them. They may be of interest to pos
terity"
Clearly this would not do. The dis
cnssion was becoming irrelevant. Mr..
McSwat rose with dignity and put on
his hat
"Lobelia," he said, with his hand on
the door-knob, "as the head Of this
family shall insist hereafter on my
rights. If you are going to turn this
house into Worlds Columbian Expo
sition," he added, in the stately man
ner of q great man announcing an ul-
timatum, Il shall assume the office Of
director-general."
And in tho mean time. Billiger,"
II shall continue right along 10 act as
lady manager. Good by,'dear. Bring
some porterhouse steak for dinner."-
Chicago Tribune.
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An Exchange orpasswords.

The following story, printed in the
Nashville american, is said to be
vonched for by prominent alliance men
of Weakley county, Tennessee:
At a certain small town in the coun-
ty the alliance is in the hab bit of meeting
in the same hall MS the knights Of
Pythias. One night not long ago a
member of the alliance saw a light
in the hall, and, snpposing his order
was in session, sauntered up and
knocked on the door. The door was
opened and an inquiring face appear
ed. II plow, | hoe, l spade" solemn-
ly remarked the alliance man. "The
devil you do" replied the man on the
inside, closing the door. The alliance
man told the story to some of his fell
lows; They were alarmed. why,
you have given away our password!"
they exclaimed. Yes" complacenlly
responded the hero Of the story, "but
l found out theirs"
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Gedney,. drawn on by the girls laugh-

Gedney, drawn on by the girls laugh
ing eyes.
At this speech her frame convulsed
with laughter.
"Why do you laughP" he asked, his
face coloring. aDo you think I am
only jesting? never was moro earn
est in my life, assure you."
"The idea of you thinking me charm-
ing made me laugh" she answered,
still shaking with laughter. sl'm sure
Miss Monntjoy cannot fail to fall in
love with such sweet gentleman, but
! am also sure that you will never
make love to her when you see her.
Good morning, sir, as cannot be Of
any service to you."
Cannot prevail on you to remain
longer; it is not often one finds such
charming company! think l will en-
JOY this visit to Mountioy."
81 hope you WILL" answered the girl,
her eyes dancing.
"I'm sure will. if I can meet you
in my walk every day." he said bold
~.
"You shall meet me again, if that
gives you any pleasure, hut now /
must bid you good-day;" and, her face
dimpling with merriment, she turned
away.
81 can meet her again" said Gedney
to himself as he stood looking after the
plump little figure. "By Jove, what a
Irritation is in store for me! l made
a favorable impression in spite of my
shocking experience. Now, then, I
must walk back to the village hotel
and get myself up all over again"
1t was late that afternoon when HUI
bert Godney, looking as if he had
stepped forth from band-box, pre-
sented himself at Col. Mountioy's.
The colonel, being a lover of company,
was always delighted when new visi-
tor appeared.
"Glad to see you, glad to see you,"
cried the colonel, in his jovial man
ncr. AT this moment there was a
rustic of woman's garments at tho
door and the colonel continued: "Ah!
here's Lottle. Lottic, Mr.. Gedney-
my daughter Mr.. Gedney."
Great heavens" fell audibly from
Mr.. Gcdney's lips, as the young lady
before him bowed with the utmost
dignity.
W hhe itilS YOU, NlE. NIcuuey. 10
you not feel well?" asked the colonel.
you look as if something had fright
ened you, "said, the young lady, ,dcmure-
ly.
He should say something had fright
ened him. The young lady before him
was the little country girl of the morn
ing;
ii don't feel very WE'LL" STAN
mered he, in answer to the colonel.
"Oh, Il little fatigued, / suppose.
That's nothing. Youll's feel better
after you've had your dinner 1t will
be served in Il few minutes" said tho
hospitablc colonel.
Swallow Il mouthful, with those eyes,
that were laughing ut him now, upon
him! He would choke sure.
NO, thank you, colonel. l haven't
time--to stay-to dinner" he stam-
mered. II was only passing L must
say good-by and be off," and Mr.. Ged-
ney was off before the colonel could re-
ply, but as he flew down the steps
Miss Mountjoy's laughter reached his
ears.
Has the fellow taken leave of his
senses?" cried the colonel. "What are
you laughing at Lottie?"
And Lottie explained why Mr. Ged-
ney "hadn't time to stay ."-Ecchange.
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WAYS OF THE HEATHEN.
How Chinamen Change their Costumes
When Hired as Interpreters.

When Chinaman acquires thor
augh knowledge of the English lam
guage his services become almost in
dispensihle to the government author
tiles as an interpreter and he receives
liberal compensation for his labor.
There are two or three Mongolians
in this city, says the N. Y Herald, who
do large business in this line and are
very frequently employed where their
brother countrymen are charged with
opium smuggling, or even with try
ing TO smuggle themselves across the
Canadian border.
A short time ago was present at a
hearing before Commissioner Shields
in the case of a young Cinnamon who
had been arrested while stealing across
from Canada in tho northwestern part
of the State. The testimony in this
city was being given by Chinaman
who claimed to be the father of the
arrested man. In order to take this
testimony it was necessary to employ
an interpreter. The government OIL
cials not only had their English talk
ing Chinaman present as the recog-
nized interpreter, but another and
equally as well English talking China
man sat near by, whose duty it was
to keep the officials informed rs to the
fullness and correctness of the inter-
pretations.
The Chinaman who olliciated MS the
official interpreter was a rather good
looking Mongolian, with well trimmed
hair, standing collar and we'll fitting
American clothing. In one hand he
held new pair of tan colored kid
gloves, while his derby hat hung on
his right knee as it crossed the left
leg. He was natty fellow and evil
IDENTIFY one who was making success
of life
While this fellow was translating
the "Gle, CLAW, mon swon, ding dong
ding" as it sounded to my uninitiatcd
ears in the rising and falling intlec-
tions of the witness. one of the gov
ernment officers took seat beside mo
and called my attention more particu-
larly to the interpreter.
Say" said the official, "yo' ought to
see that fellow up in his Mott street
store. Yo' wouldn't know him."
"Why?" asked.
Because he don't wear them clothes
nor that hair when he's among his
own people. That is only his inter
preting get up He keeps grocery
store, but he talks English splendidly,
and SO we use him Il great deal and
have to pay him we'll When he's at
tending to his grocery store he's full
tledged Chinee, and makes no mistake,
and swshcs one of the dandiest queues
in the settlement
"But you don't mean to say that's a
wig he is wearing?" | said as l looked
Mt the Sticky brushed hair that gave
no indication of hiding wound up
queue.
That's just what it is, and one of
the finest ever worn, too. See how it
fits his 'noddleH Why, it's perfect.
just as soon as we employ him he
throws aside his tunic and all other
Chinese tiXin's and makes up rs YOU
see him. Oh! he's Jim Dandy now.
He's good interpreter, but the other
fellow here is just rs good, and he lets
us know whether we're getting all
that's said and true. There's nothin'
like protection"
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An Extraordinary Duel.

One of the most remarkable ducls
fought, perhaps, took place i'll 1903, be-
tween two Frcnchmen. OF course,
the quarrel arose about a lady-a GER
tain Mile. Tircvet-who. it appears,
was unable to decide on which of the
two she preferred. She finally found
a way out of the dif1inlty by promising
to marry whichever of them worsted
the other. They thought over tho
matter in n calm and judicial spirit
for month, and at the end decided to
fight duel in the air. Accordingly
two balloons were made exactly alike,
and upon the appointed day each
scared aloft. accompanied by his sec
ond. They were each armed with a
blunderbuss, the agreement being that
they were to fire, not ut each other,
but at the balloons. They arose to the
height of half mile, and then the
preconcerted signal was given. One
fired and missed; the other followed
suit with more disastrous effect. He
hit his opponents balloon, which in
stantly collapsed, with the result that
the occupants Of the car were dashed
to the earth with frightfnl rapldity
aud instantly killed.
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BIBLICAL MlspR,Nrs.
aosne Remarkable Instances OF 11ps.
graphical Blundcrs In tho Scriptures.

Whatever may be said as to the IN.
errancy of the original autographs of
the bible. says the N. Y. Tribune, the
record of misprints and blunders in
many editions of that book proves con-
clnsively that those who handle it are
far from being inerrant. About the
year 1893 Pope SiNtus V. put forth an
edition of the Vulgatc, the proofs OF
which he himself carefully corrected.
He was SO sure that it was all right
that he appended bull to it excom-
an alteration in the text. Neverthe-
less the volume was so full OF mistakes
that the edition had to be suppressed.
Copies of this edition are now very
rare, and fetch high price.
There have been some remarkable
misprints in editions of the English
bible. In the edition of 1854 the pass
age in the twelfth Psalm, "rhe fool
hath said in his heart. there is no
God, appeared without the word no, )"
and,of course, the edition was prompts
ly suppressed. In the London clifton
of 1868 the words worldly riches" ap-
nd;t;or nf E;o,d nr;,tar -, III, ~;
versitv Of rnnhri ridra &C. !, ~ ,ha ,'' o.am on,-
teentE contnrr l.s ,,,n, ~ ,a .''-
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ci,nn,a,. " 81 49, J., 49, y, WV .n''a
thr theory that thc ncon,n nm, m 'Mp'h mht u, .
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the s,on D rn,d. slvh".ef,r, ~ hra,h a'ti,l
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tion tho n.sS.mo i, Tor;n,hin,, 'hn,s w.
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tb,t tha nnr;,,htnnms W .,,ni, % mha,;t =, ,us ,I,a
l;ngdnn, ~ @ Godon In , 1G,7 IN ,ha y I,lan .m.
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in tho cI;t;nn n,hl;shod ;n ti,p 49,, mn;',,,
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August, !.
Flower,

I used August Flower for Loss OF
vitality aud general debility. Alter
taking two bottles gained 90 lbs.
I have sold more of your August
Flower since have been III business
than any other medicine IeveTs;ept'
Mr.. Peter Zinville says lie was made
a new man by the use of August
Flower, recommended by me. l
have hundreds tell me that August
Flower has done them more good
than any other medicine they ever
took. GEORGE w. DYE, Sardls,
Mason Co., KY. y
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-23
An Ultinatu,p.

Mistress: "Nora, you look unhappy.
what's the causep" Nora: please.
mum. me meals don't suit" Mistress:
why, has MIR. johnson my husband,
been complaining of themP He hasn't
to me-" Nora: "No, mum, but Mr..
johnson, the policeman, sez Ill have
TO pc afther gettin' up betther meals
or git off the beat. "-Iiochester Post-Ex
press.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-07-23
what Your Great Grandmothcr DId.

She hetcheled the flax and carded the
wool, and wove tho linen, and spun the tow,
and made the clothes for her husband and
ten children. She made butter and cheese,
she dipped tellow candles, to light the house
at night, and she cooked all tho food for her
household by nn open fire place and brick
oven. Yes; and when she was forty years of
age, she wns already an old lady whose best
days were over. Her shoulders were bent and
her joints enlarged by hard work, and she
wore spectacles and cap.
Her great granddaughter, with all the
modern convcniences for comfort, refinement
and luxury, may bo as charming and attract
i've at forty-five as ut twenty. Especially is
this true if she preserves her health by the
use of DIR. Perces Favorite Prescription,
which wards off all female ailments and ir,-
Irregularities, cures them if they already exist,
keeps tho life current healthful and vigorous,
and enables tho woman of middle age to re-
tain the freshness of girlhood upon brow and
check, the light Of youth in her eyes, and
Its elasticity in her step.
Go to your drug store, pay dollar, get q
bottle and try it-try second, a third if nee
essnry: Before the third ones been taken
you'll know that there's remedy to help you.
Then you'll keep on and curcIl come
But if you shouldn't feel the help, should
be disappointed in the results you'll find
a guarantee printed on the hottle-wrapper
that'll get your money back for you.
Can you ask mOre2
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onen,nr thu Canal.


The most acceptable proposition that
can be made. to persons troubled with
chronic constipation, is to oPsa that i'm
portant cnnal-the bowels. That propo-
sition can be carried out, by the parties
interested If they resort to Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters, the most effective, most
genial alternative extant 1t is the mistake
of many otherwise sensible people, TINT
Ma!a. sney resort nioso to or, in wehoa
exnggeration, this is highly in
furious, since such indictments
weaken the bowels besides con-
vulsing them and the stomach with pn II.
Relief sought from the Bittcrs comes
freely enough, but they never produce
pain. excessive action, or sub cqnent
weakness OF the bowels. Liver and kid
ney trouble, malaria, dysrspsin, lack of
stamina and n tendency to rheumatism,
nre rcmedied by this pleasant substitute
for drencling cathartics.
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No Droncs arc rolera1eu.

What Russian Jewish colony may
become is seen at Chesterfield, Conn,
where about sixty families have turned
large area made up of deserted farms
into thriving and prosperous settle
ment Tho colony owns nearly 5000
acres, for which they paid $4,000,
and this area has been divided into
farms of from thirty-tive to 1886 acres.
The great secret of the success of the
colony lies in the fact that there is not
an idle person in it, and the occupa-
tions are diversified. Those who are
not occupied in agriculture are busy
at some kind of industry which brings
in money. The Kitchens OF the farm
houses are turned into workshops. In
one house the sewing machines are go
ing and clothes are being turned out
for the New York market. In another
house thousand cheap pocketbooks
are daily made. Othor occupations
are the making of suspenders and
shoes. There is, too, small silk hat
factory in the place which is run by
steam and which produces twelve
dozen hats n day. All these articles
are readily sold in New York, by the
metropolitan gent of the colony
The colonists have been able to build q
synagogue at the cost of $4,000.