The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-06-19

kerchief, and in that case your pretty toque
Will cost you next to nothing, as the hand
kerchief Is not injured. Some of these new
embroidered silk handkerchiefs would make
pretty toQues, and they do not wilt OF spoil
in the sea cir. They are very convenient
IN travelling as one may sleep In them with
out hurting them in the least, aud they are
far moro womanly and becoming than those
abominable cloth caps with visors which
were worn last season.
Sometimes, though rarely, virtue receives
its reward in this world, aud occasionally
one is even requited for going to prayer
meeting. Such recompense was melted
out TO the attendants at a Methodist service
of prayer and song held one evening last
week, says the New York Recorder One
OF the sisters became much wrough6 up as
the time wore on aud gave vent to her
feelings for awhile in deep signs and fervent
amens, but, finding even these failed to
express her emotions, she rose to her feet
and began: "Brethren-I feel feel
feel like povof emptinessm
But at this juncture her husband, who
had been vIslbly Disconnected at his wite's
speaking in the meeting" could stand it
longer. He gave her skirt an angry twitch.
"Sit down. wife; sit down." he growled.
You don't express yourself worth u d-np
woman and young man entered a mani
cures room the other morning, says the
New York Times. CHANGING about care
lessly as il they had been there before, they
went promptly to a small divan in front OF
which were two tables. They seated Them
selves and stretching each hand on the
little cushion before them, two of the shop
women as promptly took their places oppo-
site and began work. During the twenty
minutes that their nails were being cut,
filed and polished. the pair chatted easily
together When the operation was over
the young man paid the bin and the two
left the room, possibly to have their heads
shampooed en- tete-a-tete.
"Do young men and young women often
come in company like thatm was asked of
an attendant.
80, yes. every day." was the reply. To
the casual observer this seems the hight OF
questionable taste.
A chaperon is q nuisance, says the New
York Press, and frequently makes it very
hard for a girl TO take care of herself. Men
know It, too. They know you simply can't
do anything when a chaperon il within
foot or SO of you. Suppose she invites him
into the box ut the theater. or course you
are sort of put in the back, II your chape-
ron has any style, aud what can you do,
no matter how he squeezes your handl
You can't make a scandal, and let
her know, aud he knows 1t. II
you were all alone you could soon bring
him to rights. AS it is, you mustn't shock
the chaperon. 1t is tho same way driving.
If she is on the front seat you are perfectly
hel pless- She never has any sense. Mamie,
show Mr.. Frisk the conservatory" says she;
and what can you dol You yourself would
never risk Mr.. Frislr in O conservatory, but
you can't say that, of course, and you have
10 go. A man who knows anything at all
knows that he can make love to you flu
riously right under your chaperon's nose
and then ask her If no may call. He
wouldn't dare ask you, but she knows no
better and says, 30, yes; TO be sure, do"
and there you are, | have known
man actually to wink, and of course
you are in for goodness knows what, all on
account OF your chapePon. The same way
in other things. She makes you give dances
to just the man that can't be trusted towaltz
at all. She is always accepting invitations
for you to visit mems sisters, and there you
are right in his house. No girl ought to
trust herself out with a chaperon unless she
has really time to teach the chaperon
the ways OF the world, IL is becoming AMI
gtrlish and all that to have chaperon, but
girl cau't take too many risks, and, as
rule, she had better leave herself FREQ to
take care of herself
A pretty little girl told her grandmother
a lie the other day. says the New Y ork Re-
corder It was one OF those barefaoed and
obvious falsehoods that small children some
times perpetrate and could have deceived
no one. But the grandmother felt she
should improve the occasion, so she took
the wee cuprit on her lap and talked to her
very seriously. The child remained I'M
moved, and her monitor finally resorted to
religious admonition.
Don't you know, Madeline, that when
you tell a lie you Rrieve Jesus and make
God angryp
Madeline peeped out from under her
lashes with look Of angelic innocence.
mamma "