New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-12-04
TIE HUSTLER.

The hustler, being unbeloved
By every Grace and Muse,
lie eats at night in Boston ana
Next morn in syracuse.
From the Adirondack Mountains
To the far Pacific slopes
He plays with lines Of latitude
Like little skipping ropes.
Ills nome IS In the sleeping
No vine fig trees shade
His music Is It's claHdng wheels,
tn, His u| poetry Is Of trade shc mart.
lie spreads the true faiths germs
The endless merits OF his house
Above all other firms
lie buttonholes the kings Of trade.
His sample case unrolIS,
And talks until the love Of life
Grows feeble I'm their souls.
The boltcd doors swing wide for HIM
lie heed, not bolts nor bars,
And fears not any face Of man
Beheath the sun or stars.
The heroes Of baronlal times
We're armed from hair 10 heel
With iron pots upon their heads
And pantaOOns Of steel.
The hustler hero of today
Is armorless and weak
But for the viGor OF his tongue
And blushlcss breadth of cheek.
lie meets all men with fearless glssso mienI
Nor knows 10 pause or swerve,
With Lilhputan bashfuiness
And BrOhdignngian nerve.
No din distractions veN his soul
His creed and happiness
Is inst TO make sale ana eaten
The y o'clock express
sam Walter Foss, in Yankee Blade.
me SCp0tlnc toUlHll>al"H' hlP'i"'N" W
site for new capital for Brazil. consists OF I'VE CIVIL
engineers two astronomers a naturalist. and an ex'
mort I'm hygiene The commission has started lot inc
central plateaus Of the republic where II hopes 70
find an Ideal site for the future greatest city OK
South America"
II He Only Knew-Younc ProfcsSorWhnt curious
plant may ask. Miss Laura, Is that hanging 10 ''
Miss Laur,-Oh. | declare. professor, had ior'
gotten all about that II l. spns o.G II" ~ &c out,
pretty. I do not remember having seen anything
like /, before. about 10 rndIk siiss Laus,
~ entomology the Blltta OrentaiS or cockroacn
prop.r rs distinguished from the Ilata .erh,1o ei
or So called Crpoa bug II common observation; aHoWs
most wonderful field for microscopic research ETC.
Chicago Tribune.
Professor \. d. Hopkins. OF the West Virginia Ex'
pertinent station has arrived from Europe Win q
bug which he thinks will destroy the pnerce pee'ie
that has SO seriously damaged the West Virginia p'ho
forest.
Mrs. Deland. who wrote John Ward Prcac'leTT ,
has been the celebrity Of the Deland ia,ns, con- ,
rraly as Mrs. Defaults husband. even about Boston:
had he invented football trick TO-, rH me erv,u,c
Of The living wedge with funn ! for the r,ncr,
from n scheme ~ theory into telling evolution ot
tho goalcd 1cld has made Mr.. D'lad MAJ" mnoss s
name Is spoken and written about as Hull a"u nrh
Widely as his wife, was after her box was pun,
llshed. Celebrity has wide Differences OK oriE,n; make
il humorsy suggested that Harvard ought 10 hane
Mr. Drland n do'or OF laws ut the next commence
ment.-(WOrccstcr Gazette
Tn. Hartford Medical Association has adop'en
resolution dcprccating the socancG medical coh'rao'
systcrn The growth Of this system has been g'ca'
DINING ,ho last few years. In Hartford alone there
arc twenty societies which provide their members
with medical attendance for a small annual zee
ranging from 50 cents 10 ~. orc society go' uo
doctors 10 bidding ngainst each other, and hhaiy
secured the services Of doctor In good standing LOT
RI l.. cents per capita The physicians who 20
into this sort OF thing claim that IT Is remuncranvs
and that their connection with society brings them
outside practice
Edna-What do you suppose makes Tom VII"
such awrully gushing letters ., ,or -
Kate~Oh / suppose lie uses fountain pchT
Chicago lntcrOcean.
Tho city OF Avignon France. inherited almost nan
n million francs recently from man named Naroei"'
who had lived in the place begsar for decaues'
In prepang his body for burial, the bonds ana money
were found in his clothes. The besgar aiio"eu h's
sister TO starvo to death year ago
IFS Meaning" What are you going to call your .a
new paper ?" asked the friend who had droppc" :" "
see the aspiring young Journals.
"That's n good name for newsPop'' "' WV
way. what is tie meaning Of the word ,o,, ,,h.,
&c mcans-hun-it means-why' w" ~
a palladium ls don't you I" .,,,n.
mo. I'm asking FOR informau, bon lived IN q
"Wcll that's n good one on you Llsen III ION
civilized community all yoIr lie ana prstehu w"
don't know what n palladium ls'
i'm in earnest. What Is IT, 80, 10, .,
"why. palladium is---"Tcat ''es'r' A'oA
''' saved p howled tie young Journalist, pounc,n,s
on the dictionary the instant the d,9s ci'seo v" ~"
VISITORS retreating form.-sCAicago IriounA'