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The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-06-08
HOIdin6 the Lead.

The ADVERTISER while printing
full reports of the treason trial
and the doines of the legislature
still continues to furnish all the local
news and correspondence from the
other islands. The reading public
appreciate this enterprise, judging
from the new subscribers this paper
is gaining every day. Business
men patronize the ADVERTISERS
advertising columns and say they get
best results for doing so. They
ought to know, you know.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-06-08
TO RENT!

- MR.. LINCOLN HAS JUST
al completed three very desirable
Cottages on the corner of Kinau
and Makiki streets. These Cottages
have been finished with all modern i'm
provements and being situated near the
Makiki Valley have abundance of fresh
and cool air, they are only two minutes
walk from the tramcars, and parties de-
sirous Of securing one of the very pleas
entest situations of the city are requested
to inspect the above premises.
RW For further particulars apply to
3063-1m j. A. MAGOON.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-06-08
Supreme Court Of the Hawaiian
Islands.

IN THE MATTER OF NAM HING
Il Lung Co. of Honolulu, Involuntary
Bankrupt.
Creditors OF the said Bankrupt are
hereby notified to come in and prove
their debts before such Justice of the
Supreme Court as shall be sitting at
Chambers, at Aliiolani Hale, Honolulu,
on FRIDAY, the 10th day of June,
1892, between the hours of ten O'Clock in
the forenoon and noon of the said day,
and elect one or more Assignees of the
said Bankrupt's estate.
BY the Court.
GEO. LUCAS,
2nd Deputy Clerk of the Supreme Court
309I-5t
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-06-08

The Daily ADVERTISER is deliver
eddy carriers for SO cents a month.
Ring up Telephones 80. Now is
th time to subscribe,
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-06-08
KaWaiahaO Seminary.

The programme of the annual
exercises of the Kawaiahao Semin-
airy, which take place this morning
from 8 until 80 o'clock. is as
follows:
PROGRAMME.
/. Opening Chorus Worship and
Praise be to God on High
........ ..................... G. III. Rinck
2. Bible Recitation. 10Th Psalm
Prayer.
8. Piano ''Mazurkav ... A. Gorfa
Violet Lima and Lydia Aholo.
4. Mental Arithmetic ......... $40.
......"....~Secondary Department
S. Reading and Spelling...... .........
".....,.....-Primary Department
8. Chorus-"Gently Fall the Dews
of Eve" ............ -. Mercadante
'Buy My Flowers" -. W.O. Perkins
Girls of Liliuokalani Educational
Society.
7. Recitation-"TheB Bones of the
Body. Kindergarten Department
8. English and Arithmetic ..........
........... intermediate Department
9. Piano Duet "Last Waltz of
the Lunatic
Helen Keoiki and Rose Auahu.
10. Geography........... ....... ..........
............ Secondary Department
II. Normal Glass. Theory and Practice
II. Chous-'How Bright and Fair
.............. From civilian Tell''
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-06-08
SHIPPING INTELLIGENCE.
DEP ARTURES.

DEPARTURES.
TUESDAY, June Z.
Stmr Walaleale Freeman, for Lahaina
Kukuihaele and HOnokaa.
Stmr Kaala, Haglund, for Kilauea and
Hanalei.
Stmr Kiuau, Clarke. for Maui and
Hawaii
PMS s Colima, Austin, for San Fran
cifco.
Stmr MikahaIa, CLANCY, for Kauai.
Stmr Clandine, Davies, for Kahului
aud Paauhau.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-06-08
FOR SALE OR LEASE.
aR

I'M AND AFTER MAY 1st, 1892,
" the new and desirable modern resi-
dence OF the un1 ersigned on Thurston
Avenue, containing Large Parlor, Dining
Rom, Conservatory, two Bed Rooms,
Dressing Room with Stationary Wash
stand and Cedar Wardrobe, Bath Room
with Patent Closet and hot and cold
water attachment, Pantries, China
Closet and Kitchen with new range, hot
water boiler and all attachments COM
plete. Large and convenient stable on
the premises containing two large box
stalls, carriage, harness, and feed rooms,
and servants quarters. Grounds 200x200,
beautifully laid out and terraced. The
view is unsurpassed in Honolulu.
ET For further particulars see
w. G. ASHLEY,
3039-tf o. r. q l. Co.'s Depot.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-06-08
FOREIGN MAIL STEAMERS.
OTHER FOREIGN STEAMERS.
LOCAL LINES. s. AUSTRALIA.

orHER FOREIGN STEAMERS.
s. s. Oceanic due from San Francisco une9
5. S. China due from Japan. ........J June ~
5. s. Gaelic due from San Francisco. July
S. S. Gaelic due from Japan. Aug. II
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-06-08
NOTICE.

THE UNDERSIGNED HAVING
l. been appointed Assignee of
the Estate OF Hop Kee of Kula,
Maui, notice is hereby given to
all persons to present their claims
against said Hop Kee to the undersigned
at the Office of II. Hackfeld G. Go. within
two months from date hereof or they will
be forever barred, and all persons indebt-
ed to said estate are requested to make
immediate payment TO
J. L. HACKFELD,
Assignee of Hop Kee.
Honolulu. 6 June, 1892. 3093-3t
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-06-08

R9 A Pleasant Front Room with
Board can he found at No. 43 Emma
street. 3075-tf
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-06-08

The Colima sailed for San Fran
cisco last evening about s o'clock.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-06-08

The Manufacturers Shoe Com
pany have an advertisement in this
issue.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-06-08
For Sale or Exchange.

Sssa., RESIDENCE IN A VERY
Mii desirable part OF Honolulu. Par
Tor, Dining Room, Bed Rooms,
Pantry, Kitchen, Sewing Room, in main
house. Cottage adjoining of 2 capered
Rooms, Store Room and Bath Room.
Lot 100x200 feet. Sell or exchange for
smaller property and cash or security.
All the buildings are new. One block
from Tramways. Apply at this office.
3O13-tf
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-06-08

Quite large number of ladies and
gentlemen took advantage of the
splendid weather for riding party
last night. Punahou was the rem
deZyous.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-06-08

Band concert at Thomas Square
this evening.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-06-08

B9- I'll meet you at the Bruins
wick Billiard ParlOrs this even
ing. 29i0-tf
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-06-08
Nrw advertisements.
Hawaiian Stamps
WANTED.

TWILL PAY CASH, FOR EITHER
Il large or small quantities of used hs-
waiian Postage Stamps, as follows:
(fhese offers are per hundred and any
quantity will be accepted, no matter how
small OF the sauna rates
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-06-08

Mr.. j. W. Jones, the Court steno-
grapher, and Antoine Rosa were en-
abled to get away last evening on the
Claudine. The Lanai murder trial
will not be postponed in consequence.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-06-08

The members of the Honolulus
and Hawaiis are anxious to see the
races next Saturday, therefore no
League game will be played this
week.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-06-08

10 Some people run their legs off
to hunt up Hawaiian Fan. You'll
always find the greatest variety of
Native Fans and CuriOs at the
ELITE ICE-CREAM PARLoRs.
3067-lm.
BH The Brunswick Billiard
ParlOrs are the handsomest in town.
2940-tf
pa Sale of Goods Damaged by
Water during the late storm, for the
benefit of whom ii may concern, COM
mencing Friday, May 6, EGAN q
GUM, 100 Fort street brewer block.
3065-tf.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-06-08

Among the Lanai murderers is
Mr.. Kakaio, a brother of Mr.. John
W. Kalua, the well-known Maui law
yer Mr.. Kalua declined to defend
his brother, and Mr.. j. L. Kaulukou
has been retained in his place.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-06-08

The Kawaiahao School annual
exhibition at the stone church to-
morrow night is something no one
should miss. Tickets only % cents.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-06-08

Seven tourists left on the Kinau
yesterday for the Volcano.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-06-08

A gentle family horse is for sale.
See advt.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-06-08

The public examination of pupils
OF the kawaiahao Seminary will take
place this morning from 9 A. NJ. to IL
A. N. From IL A. NJ to 1890 P. NJ,
there will be a fair, where fancy
articles, ETC., will be sold.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-06-08

A Japanese laborer was committed
to the Insane Asylum yesterday by
Judge Foster.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-06-08

The evidence in the treason cases
has all been given. and the final
argument of counsel will begin this
morning at loan The judgment
of the Court may be expected to fol
low either to day or to morrow morn
inc.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-06-08
SPECIAL BUSINESS ITEMS.

~ DIR. Andrews has returned
from Hilo. 3094-lt
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-06-08

Arthur Hunt was found some time
ago with stolen watch in his pos
session. He has been committed for
trial before the Supreme Court.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-06-08

The S. s. Palmas for Portland and
Victoria, will be due here about June
18th. For freight or passage apply
to Theo. H. Davies & Co.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-06-08

Miss Ellen Copp, daugher of Judge
e. Copp, of Makawao, Maui, will be
married to Mr.. William Hardy, of
Honokaa, Hawaii, on Friday evening,
juno 10th, at the residence Of the
brides parents at Makawao. Miss
Copp was a pnpil of ST. Andrews
Priory, and Dir. Hardy attended
school at St. Louis College Rev. v.
FL. Kitcst, of Lahaina, will perform
the nuptials.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-06-08

Otto Smith, sailor belonging to
the San Francisco, was fined $40
yesterday for assaultlng friend
with beer bottle.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-06-08

The treason sensation reaches its
climax to day, and the community
will have to cast about for another
sensation for while.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-06-08

Don't forget the interesting school
exercises at Kawaiahao this morning,
followed by a fair.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-06-08
NOTICE.
NOTICE.

EROM THIS DATE WILL PAY
Il no bills contracted in my name,
without my written order.
G. w. G. JONES.
Honolulu, June 9Th, 1892. 3O93.3t
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-06-08
VESSELS LEAVING TO-DAY.

Haw blk Foohng suey, Mahany, for Ma
Mia.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-06-08

MIR. S. Macauley, the piano tuner,
has testimonial letter in this issue
signed by Divide Musin and Eduard
Scharf.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-06-08

The following mail was sent on
the Colima yesterday 1869 letters
and S2l newspapers.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-06-08

Captain Sampson, detached from
the flagship San Francisco, left for
the Coast on the Colima last even
ING.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-06-08

The Hawaiian Evangelical Asso-
citation will meet this morning at 10
O'Clock at Kaumakapili Church.
The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-06-08

The trial of Henry F.Poor, charged
with embezzlement, has been post
poned until Tuesday, June ID.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-09

Takes your pick until Wednesday,
Oct. II, of over three hundred of
these Overcoats, the likes of which
were never before sold under ten,
twelve and fourteen dollars.
Bargains in the true sense of
that much-abused word.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-09
FALL
OvERCOATS!

We bought too many of them
this season-mostly in the ten,
twelve and fourteen dollar grades
good, all-wool stylish coats
they are, but we don't want to
carry them over.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-03-25
rIIrrors Made ot wonh.

In Germany wood with a mirror pol,
ish is coming into use as n substitute
for metal in the finishing of ornamental
work. In order to make the wood sus-
ceptiblc to polish of this order it must
first be submitted to bath of caustic
alknli for two days, the bath being
kept at temperature of IT'S degrees
Fahrenheit all the while. Next il is
soaked in solution of hydro-sulphate
OF calcium for from twenty-four to
thirty-ninc hours. The third dip is into
Daun or concentrated solution OF SUI
phur. The final dip is into solution
of acetate of lead at temperature of
100 degrees. After being thoroughly
dried the wood is ready to have the me
tallic surface impaired to it, which is
done by giving it n rubbing with finely
powdered lead, tin or zinc. Wood
treated in the above manner, it is said,
will take polish almost equal to that
so often impaired to steel, silver or
nickel
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-03-25
BREVITIES.

Rev. Charles T. Herndon, of Loudoun
county, who has been called to the pas
torate OF the Baptist Church here, has
written the committee that he will visit
the church on the first Sunday in April,
and preach for them.
Charles CoGman, who lives about two
miles west of Salem, walked into town
between seven and eight o'clock Wednes-
day night, and when near Sheriff
Zlrkle's he met five negroes. With
threats and curses they attempted to
stop him, but as he showed bold front,
and houses were close by, they evidently
thought it best to leave him alone,
which they did.
The next meeting OF the board of
supervisors OF Roanoke county will be
held at the courthouse, Friday, April l.
The building committee Of the pro-
posed West Salon Methodist chapel has
been organized by the election of jose
plus johnson, treasurer, and John A.
Francis, secretary, who were instructed
to collect the subscriptions at once and
proceed to erect the house.
d. 3. Strouse, president, and f. E.
Bachman, manager of the Salem
Furnace Company, are in Pocahontas
attending meeting of the coke dealers
there.
A large flock of wild ducks were seen
on Roanoke river within the town limits
yesterday.
Mrs. w. II. Hatcher is quite i'll at her
residence on Academy street.
Charles r. Towson has returned from
trip to New York State.
The Corbett Mill Supply Works is
getting buster every day. Mr. Corbett
has recently invented q new reel on
which he has made application for a
patent, and which will have at least
double the capacity of any reel now in
use.
In accordance with an act of the legis-
lature providing for commission of
experts to investigate the manner in
which patients are admitted to the
lunatic asylums, and to report as to
whether there should be new legislation
on the subject, the Governor on Wed
nesday appointed the following: DIR.
Parker, OF Richmond, chairman; DR..
Mcllwaine, of Petersburg, and DR.. Oscar
Wiley, of Salem. The sum Of 5000 is
provided for the expenses of the com
mission.
Sometime ago a revenue officer found
couple of empty stamped packages at
the bar of Hotel Lucerne, and the case
was sent on to the United States Court at
Lynchburg, where it was promptly dis.
missed.
Rev. DR.. Whisner, Rev. j. Hutchin-
son and Frank Chalmers are in Harrison
burg attending the Methodist confer
| enCe.
r. T.. Hatcher, of Christiansburg,
and George Fagg, of the Montgomery
White, were in town yesterday.
! Since tho February term of the county
court seventy-fve conveyances and
/ about as many deeds of trust have been
admitted to record.
There will a special business meeting
tonight in the Hickman block of the
military company to elect another Sec
ond lieutenant.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-03-25
TWAS NOT A BIBLE.
Some Practical Joker Plays Prank on
tho Police Justice.

Some Practical Joker Plays Prank on
the Police Justice.
Everybody who has seen Il police
court Bible knows what a grimy, greasy,
and generally unprepossesslng volume
it Is. Held by every variety of dirty
hands, kissed frequently by not over
clean lips and left during off hours in
dusty corners, it soon becomes, as far MS
appearance gdes, vagrant among
books, and one that people with in
handle for any length of time.
The Bible in one of the uptown police
courts having received such rough
usage during its long service that it
threatened to fall apart, one of the Off
GERS tied it together with n piece of
Irvine, and in this shape it has been do
ing duty ever since. This battered vet
cram was the cause of brief sensation
in court the other day, says the New
York Commercial Advertiser. AS the
witness in an assault and battery case
was handed the book to swear in his
evidence the string broke and the in
terror parted company with the covers.
The witness picked up the former
and looked through its pages with Il
smile. is it this We want me to swear
on, yer honor?" he queried.
That is the Bible, sir"
BE tn powers, it's dictionary"
And SO it was.
Somebody had replaced the original
book with small copy of Webstcr's
unabridged, and for some indefinite
period of time plaintiffs, defendants and
witnesses had been gravcly swearing
upon it,
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-03-25
THE COUNTY COURT.
But Little Business Was Trans
acted Yesterday.

Court was in session but a short time
yesterday and tho following business
was transacted:
In tho matter of the application Of
Mrs. d. r. Beale for permission to erect
dam across Roanoke river, near the
Salem depot, the report of the commits
sioners confirmed by the court and per-
mission granted the applicant to erect a
dam, to be not more than four feet in
height above the ordinary water level
at the point of its erection, the said dam
to be kept supplied with fish ladder
suitable to enable fish to cross over
said dam.
In the matter Of the application of the
trustees of the Baptist Orphanage for
certain alterations in streets on the
lands of the Monteiro Land Company,
the report Of the commissioners was re.
turned, and it was ordered that tho
present route of Mt. Vernon street be
slightly altered, in accordance with the
prayer of the applicant.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-03-25
CUFFED HIS WIFE TO DEATH.

Brutality of a Drunken Laborer Contin.
ued for Eight Hours
CHICAGO, March 24.-Frank McKeun,
a laborer living at 374 West Taylor
street. beat his wife, Helen, to death
last night with his fists. The murder
was committed in a drunken rage and
fury, and was the elimination of o mar
ried life of suspicion, jealousy and do
mestic quarrels.
The last quarrel began at o'clock
yesterday afternoon and lasted until II
o'clock last night. During these hours
the inf.riatad husband pounded the
defenseless woman with clenched fists
at every opportunity, only desisting
when he saw she was helpless.
She died at 0 o'clock this morning,
and an hour later McKenn was locked
up at the Maxwell station.
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-03-25
H/GAW AVE
GROUND FLOOR ARRANGEMENTS

elevated and the tiers will rise gradu-
ally, the last one being twenty-four
feet above the main floor or pit. The
roof and gallery will be supported by
large pillars, which will be placed in
the scmicircle separating the delegates
from the audience
No special seats will be assigned to
the altcrnatcs, but they will be scat
tered about in the audience. Each sec
ton will be literally supplied with
aislcs, and additional exits will be pro-
vidcd, to be used only in case of an
emergency.
The gallery will be divided into two
sections and wiki be practically indie
pendent of the other portion of the
building. Each section will be reached
by stairway thirty-two feet wide lead.
ing straight up from the sidewalks.
The entrances will be through the tow,
ers in the rear.
On account of the Illinois Central
tracks being in the rear of the building
there will be no windows in the east
wall. Ordinary chairs will be provided
for seats.
The estimated cost of the structure 10
$4,000
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-03-25
EXTERIOR VIEW OF THE wIawAM.

avenue, between Washington and Mad
ison streets extended. 1t will have a
frontage on Michigan avenue of 400 feet
and will be $50 feet deep. 1t will be
made of wood and, according TO the
plans, will be attractive in appearance
There will be tower surmounted by a
flagstaff at each corner, and the en-
frances Will be ornamcntcd to IN ex-
tent that they can be appropriately dec
Grated with flags and bunting. There
will be an abundant supply of windows,
so that there will be no lack of light or
fresh air. The structure will be fifty
feet in height.
Apparently the arrangement of the
interior of the wigwam is complete.
The stage will be on the Michigan ave-
nue. side, and will be large enough to
accommodate 800 persons. Immediate
~ in front of the stage will be the
rostrum for the officers of the conven-
ton and the speakers, and directly in
front of this platform will be the desks
for the official stcnographcrs. On the
right and left of the officers of the con-
vention will be seats and tables for 500
newspaper men. The first row of seats
for the representatives of the press will
be six inches above the main floor and
the last two feet, SO that all can see and
hear. The pit or main portion of the
floor will be level and will contain $40
seats to be occupied by the delegates.
This portion, together with the stage,
will represent one section of the hall.
There will be two large aislcs twelve
feet wide on each side of the stage
leading to the delegates seats. The
entrance to these aisles will open onto
the street, and no one will be permitted
to enter at these doors except delegates,
newspaper men and those holding seats
on the stage. The remainder of the
ground floor will be divided into four
portions and each will contain 5000
seats. There will be a fourteen-foot
walk on the north and one on the south
side of the building, and there will be
thirteen-foot entrance to each
section. There will be no way of
passing from one section to another
except by going out of the building and
entering by another door. The entrance
will be on the north and south sides of
the building, and the stairways will be
perfectly straight. The seats outside
the pit will be arranged in semicircular
form. The front row will be slightly
lee SExrPAs rHAcxs
The Roanoke times. [volume] (Roanoke, Va.) 1890-1895, 1892-03-25
Hints tn ColIectors

IF pay this bill" said Twcddy,
!anguidly, you will quit coming,
suppose?"
Course l WILL" replied the tailor's
errand boy.
"And if I don't pay you'll keep on
coming, pwesumc?"
You kin jest bet will"
Then III pay it," said Fweddy,
hastily counting out the money and
reaching for his smellingbottle. you
always smoke beastly fvc-ccnt cigah!"
Chicago Tribune.