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Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-04-02
MINING, REAL ESTATE AND
COLLECTING AGENCY.

q. NJ. PAYNE will attend promptly
10 the collection ri all hills placed In
his hands, and will make immediate
returns.
Houses rented. mines sold or leased
and deeds, leases and other instru
mcnts OF writing carefully drawn.
Address, q NJ. PAYNE,
Rocky Bar, Idaho.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-04-02
NOTICE or sroRrErruaE

To Foster Siisa, his heirs or assigns:
foa arc hereby notiaesi that 1 have expended cp~
hundred doliars ssioono In Alsr and inpruss zents
on the
SUMMIT
Is<ie mining clam, situated IN Bear cssek mining
district. lmass asnasy, ssats ~ idaho. a. w.
9uir~i ny se~sirn ere. Rerixcd STATUTES "a .ths
uhted states. hinS ths amount required 10 hold the
same far the ysAs ending Dseemksr 81, issl: thai
your psoporstnn Of tia same y ts0.oo heing one.
half % the above expenditure and II wifhin % DAVIS
after shis nosses By publication VOC AL az rss-s
" eonsfibnt< YOUR proportion d slsch sxl.criisrs a.
eoownsr yoaE interest," 70 ssid claim viii bseoe the
property ~ th~ subscgther under said section xg9l
hsstssd Statutes u tbs United states
First publication, January .. Isog.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-04-02
Notice OF Forfeiture.

10 Posses Silva and Antoine canadas. siess hssr o.
assigns:
You are hereby nctifvd that I have sxpsntea one
hundred dollars 10 laksE and improvements o. the
HENRY CLAY
Lode mining claim, situated on Red Warrior hin.
Hear Cseek mining DISTRICT Elmara rea@sy lanh.,
a. required b. section s2s. kevsti Statutes "a me
United states. leg the amount required 10 hold tha
sane Tor TIA lear sndinH Derenler 81 1891. n Al
your pfuvertion Jointly u The SAME b Hffy sIsar~
h<tng sse half. aid u wlain ninety days afser thas
nosiee By pneliaAaoa yea fA O. ress.s ~
your pfcsertasf 81 such expenditure a. csss nsrs
your Interests a. sad ezim viii basine ths property
o. iAs subscriber uHdeg ssIl susti.a sxsf RsslAea
sfatntss u the uutsl slaies
JOHN sHlEI.Ds
Firss puhlicatsan January Q. isss
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-04-02

90 Refer IN
Jpdset;. " Gnlien,
Mi. +. +. Cavauah,} Rocky Bar.
II. Swanbnlm.
Judge A. NJ. Sinnott.l
w. C.. Wirkerrhani, Mt. Home.
Judge J. T. Sprague,)
w. NJ. Stockton.l c,o.,. r..
l.. M. Nav.
Elmore bulletin. [volume] (Rocky Bar, Idaho) 1889-1906, 1892-04-02

NOTICE OF FORrErrURE.
To v. ). Anderson. hts heiys OF a.~isns:
You ara hereby notified shAa have expended ans
hundred dollars in labor and improvements on Tina
cHAnPfes
Lode mining eiaim, situated ON the south sisis o,
Red Warrior hill. In Bear Greek nsisins disssicf vi
more ensnty idaho. required By Section es1l ~.
sised satisfies % The United States beiax NE sount
required ~ hnid the same fos ehs yexr er,dl.r IN.
esnnsF ~ issl that " epsxtioa % tho sane Ne
my dollars, hsing one-hah. end n within niasty
days after tz notie b pubeation ron fan o. sefusx
co,~ Fser your Interest In said eina viii become ts
grof~rty Of the subscriber sner sAid zs<fios r1sS
Revised Statutes of the United states.
Y. u. PAYNE
First puhiiesaion. Jan. 10. 1891.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1892-12-01
Probate Notice.

NOTICE is hereby given, that Julian II. Tyler
In as administrator OF the estate of Robert Row
land has filed final account of his adminisir ra-
ton which will be for hearing and settlement
Dec. 10. 1892.
NJ. D0NNELLY, Probate Judge.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1892-12-01

For hundreds Of years thunder accom-
panied by hail, or thunder in the north or
west, was thought TO portend evil 70 all
British subjects. During the time when
this superstition WIS rife the great bell at
Maimesbury abbey, England, the one
known as st. Adelm's bell, was always
rung for the purpose Of driving away the
thunder and lightning Louis Repub-
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1892-12-01
Judgment of the PeopIe.

In the eyes of myriads of persons the one
thing i'll done wipes out the memory Of a
dozen things well done That is one of the
penalties of greatness. And it shall be the
same with the great man for generations
after he has gone. Through all history
shall loom the shadow of that i'll deed,
overshadowing the good.-AD the Year
Round
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1892-12-01
Notice to Land Owners, and c

You and each
rone derminit
wnfoutD
nl6mdsw
following
Los tGreek
Uos2a
ohio
the
db
10Th day of December, A. D.. 1S92,at O'clock A. NJ.
o 81 mn ier nj proceeding
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1892-12-01
KendaII's SPAWN Cure.

MAxH's CHOICE, Bed ford Co., Pal
Eebr lary & l892.
DR.. B. J. KENDALL CO.:
Gents-Please send income Of our Treatfsefon
the Horse" Your Kendalls Sp avin Cure" is the
best In the world. haxe curs I'd ten cnses 0f
Bone SPAWN. am kept bus all the time on
horses. will wager any nan in he world ai4O0.0O
that "Kendalls SPAWN Cure" annot be beaten
on Spavins, Ringhgaes CAP pod Hooks or
any Lameness on horses. You can use my my
name on your advertisements an Will stand Dy
what say. have used 100 bottl " in year.
Yours truly DIR. tEO. c. CRINEY.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1892-12-01
DR.. KALKH.OF!s'F

EUROPEAN SPECIALIST.
25 years. private practice and hospital ex-
pertenco in Europe and America. DR..
KalkhOff is O member of the European Association
of Medical and Surgical Specialists.
Stomach and Bowel Diseases, such as Dys-
pepsia, Constipation, Piles etc. cured under guar
antee by DR.. Kalkhoffs original DIET CHARTS
of what to cat and drink, and SPECIFIC VEGETA-
BILE REMEDIES, to act in harmony with the food.
Throat, Lung and Nasal Diseases, such as
Catarrh. Bronchitis, Asthma Consumption, Deaf
ness, etc, cured by an original system Of lNHAL-
ALTON with compressed medicated gases for
home or office treatment. Worst cases of Catarrh
cured by this method in two to three months.
as Rheumatism, Paralysis, Neuralgia, Headache,
Fits, SleepleSsness, Brain and Nervous Exhaus-
tion, Cancers. Tumors, Skin Diseases, Freckles,
Pimples, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, etc. also, Heart
Liver, Kidney, Bladder and Female Diseases.
PRIVATE AND SEXUAL DISEASES,
cured under guarantee and forfeit Of $1,000 for fail
ure. Lost Manhood, Spermatorrhoea, Seminal
Weakness, Effects Of Youthful Indiscretions and
Sexual Excesses Nervous Debility, Exhausted vi
tality Confusion of Ideas Aversion to Society Loss
of Memory and Energy, Impotency, etc. quickly and
permanently cured by an 9rignal and never failing
HydFocele and Yaricocele cured in the shortest
possible time, without tho use of mercury or him
drnnce. from business. Cures guaranteed when
others have failed. Low charges, and consultation
acredly confidential. Office hours-9 to 12a.m., to
land Z to 8 p.m N. Sundays and Holidays to IL.
OUT OF TOWN PATIENTS
treated with unfailing success through correspon-
dence. One visit desirable but not necessary.
Write to A. #. KalkhOR, M. D., Toledo, Ohio,
fpr free Examination Blank, or call at his Offices
Surgery and Laboratory, Nos. 900 ana 6O7
summit St., where you will find the most com
Beware Of travelling doctors who VII are ,Vs com ON
PEELED to 40 from homo to get business.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1892-12-01
Notice to Non Resident Land Owners.
To all Lot and Land and Municipal Private Corporations
will be affected by Ditch Improvement designated.

AUDITORS OFFICE. Napoleon, County, Nov
In the Matter of Ditch Improvement No 73S Petitione
for bv j. H. Helberg
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1892-12-01

Children Cry for Pitcher q
Castoria.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1892-12-01

JACOB H. REsH, Auditor Henry County, Ohio
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1892-12-01
Probate Notice.

NOTICE is hereby given, that Edward Griffin
Iva guardian of William Baldwin has filed fIrst
account Of his guardianship, which will be for
hearing and settlement December 5th. 1892
- M.D0NNELLY, Probate Judge.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1892-12-01

DR.. Taimage Thinks the Ancients Were Ac-
quainted with Our American Corn-The
Harvest OF the Year but Foreshadow-
ing OF tho Harvest Of Earth.
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1892-12-01
KendaII's SPAWN Cure.

LarmxERocK, / Lrk., Aug. %. 90
On. B, ], KENDALL. Co.:
Gents-It is with the greatest Atisfaction thatd
Inform you that have cured the blowing diseases:
Sweeney, shoulder J1inr Il tmeness, Sftho
Joint LamoneBa. Sh0e-H Boil LRmeneas In
Fore FO0f. / am working on Htp-JMtnf
Lameness and will cure that a with Rendails
SPAWN Cure. It is the best Lint nent for man or
beast have ever used. Ireoomm nd1t to all horse
owners. Horses that Ihave worke ION are Valuable
have friends who used 1t for Hpraius and
Bruises and cured them. They say Il is the best
they ever used. Yours truly, q q. g. WEIIlSs
pHics 81 per bottle, or sttC bottles f0@
%. AH druggists koge 1t or can get 70
for N0a, or {t spSEE be sen; to 0ssv sd
dress on TeestPt ofpsice by tho Proprtes
Or. q. l.aKENDALL CO.,
epsshnRsh Fails, vermsGk
Democratic Northwest. [volume] (Napoleon, Ohio) 1869-1894, 1892-12-01


MIR, Shultis Relates the Remarkable Recov.
cry of Himself and Wife.
81 was terribly troubled with my stOm-
ach, my food would break up sour after eat
ing-would wake SEp every might with
burning, sour distressed feeling there,
that made my life almost unbearable. I
doctored with physicians and took many So
called cures, but none helped me ; Reading of
DIR. David MenMedy,s FavOrite REM
edy, of ROMdOut, N. ", determined to
try it; after using it a little while relief came
and before had finished the third bottle
was cured. But the greatest blessing wasthe
cure it performed for'my wife, who previous
to taking 1t was troubled with sickness COM
mon to all women. She was so ill that she
could hardly drag herself about the house;
she too tried all kinds of called positive cures,
but with no avail until she used FavOrite
Remedy. In short while she began to
pick up in health and strength and is
well woman to-day. honestly believe
had it not been for Dr. Kennedy's Favor
lite Remedy, she would have been in her
grave to-day. It's the greatest medi-
cine ON EARTH Ellsworth it's weight
in gOld.''
We guarantee "a cure, or money re.
funded. Try it, you run no risk.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-02-17
Education IN Japan.

Japan appears to be turning out her
university graduates at faster rate
than employment can be found for
them. A Japanese contemporary
states that many Imperial university
graduates have been unable to find
employment, and says this state OF
things is gradually assuming a
serious aspect. II would appear that
the advancement made by the coun'
try in learning has not been &c
companied by corresponding strides
in commerce or the remunerative
professions, and until thisis remedied
Japan must expect 10 find the present
discouraging state of affairs assaihng
her young graduates on starting out
in their struggle for existence. In
dustries.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-02-17
now sheridan Paid a Debt.

No one knew better the power pos
sessed by a really polished compli'
ment than Sheridan, and on innumer-
able occasions during that rather
stormy theatrical management OF
his did he extricate himself from a
difficulty by means of one, A good
instance is the following. An English
nobleman, who, after the manner Of
other OF his peers, had married a
beautiful actress, once applied with
much dignity in the greenroom to
Mr.. Sheridan for the arrears OF her
salary, and vowed that he would not
stir till they were paid. My dear
lord, said the impecunious manager,
this is too bad you have taken
from us the brightest jewel in the
world, and you now quarrel with us
for the little dust she has left behind
her" The nobleman Immediately
burst out laughing, and over bottle
OF wine the debt was cancelled. Lon
don Standard.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-02-17
FAILURE or A scHeMe.
what Philadelphia cIri Lost Throus
Her Lovers Duplicity.

NNAA"A = AAAAoNt NNt1 VIII AstNN NnfDHH1
Her Lovers Dupiicity.
An extensive dealer IN holiday
goods, whose bargains daily attract
crowds on Chestnut street. for some
time exhibited prominently IN his
show window a pair of handsome
bracelets bearing an attractive price
mark. The bracelets were of an odd
design and would have received due
notice without tie placarl stating
their value. but the peculiar romance
connected with them has hitherto
been a guarded secret between three
men.
Some weeks ago. when they were
lying in case in the store, their un
usual pattern caught the fancy Of a
young man Of taste. but of limited
means. who bad entered to purchase
present for his up town girl In
quiI-ing their cost, he was surprised
and delighted to lind that IL had been
dxed by the outorpTising proprietor
IT mort reasonable figure.
Not cOntented with an immediate
purchase. tho gentleman, aided and
abattad by AZ employee of the jewel
ry department entered into a ques-
! tionable scheme to deceive the up
town firl
The next day the bracelets appeared
in tne window prominently r1Arked
to sell at ten times the price offered
inside. and fm two weeks they staid
thore. Half the girls in town saw
and admired them, and az the design
ing young nun bad expected, his girl
shared in this general praise.
A few days ago be concluded that
their value had been suitably i'm
pressed upon her and he walked into
the store to make bis purchase
"I'll take those bracelets now, if
you plcuso" he said to the affable
clerk II think you said they were
$1.99.'
"That was the figure, said the
clerk. with significant emphasis on
the second word.
"Was the figure, echoed the young
man. Isn't that the figure nowg
No"
1T isn't2 Why noti" he demanded.
Because wealthy lady purchased
them this afternoon at the price
marked in the window. She said"-
What she said will never be known,
for the designing young man was
staring hard at him, with no signs OF
co1nprehending the words he spoke.
"C--can | duplicate them2" he
asked in broken voice.
No, said the salesman cheerful
ly They were an odd pair sent to
us by mistake. Is there anything
else you would like today2"
The young man slowly shook his
head. and when the clerk returned
from waiting on another customer
the victim of a too heroic assurance
was drifting toward the door. -Phila-
delphia Times.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-02-17
Youthful Replies.

One of our school commissioners
inspected down town public school
the other day and examined several
girls.
Commi6s;oner-Now / will ask you
to tell me the parts of speech of some
words you have just read. What
part of speech is MARY Annf"
Little Girl Noun, sir.
Commissioner What kind OF
nounl
Little Girl Common noun.
CommissiOner-Pray, why do you
call Mary Ann" common nouna
Little Girl Because there are sc
many Mary AIMS, sir.
The commissioner smiled, and OBJ
served to the teacher that the answer
ought to pass.
On another occasion the commits
sioner inquired
you say that all the rivers flow
into the sea. Why, then, does not
the sea become too full and overflow
with all the waters from all the
rivers9"
The youth addressed eagerly re
piled;
Because the fishes drink the
water, sir. Comic.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-02-17
French silka.

The total production of manufac-
tured silk in the world per annum is
estimated nj a value of f64, 900, 900
and of this ut least e25, 600, 900 is pro
duced in France The French con
sumption OF raw silk in 1890 was not
much under l0,000,0 900 pounds, the
value of which is reckoned at from
e10, 900, 600 to fl2, 900, 900 Taking in
the value of wool, cotton and other
fiber in mixed fabrics of the silk fac
tories. the total will amount to about
5000, 600
The great Importance of this indus
try 10 the wealth and power of
France is evident. About one-eighth
of the raw silk is native grown, the
remainder imported from Italy and
from the east. Much of the amount
of home grown silk depends on the
healthiness of the mulberry forests.
One year when disease attacked the
trees the silk product fell TO below
$50. 900 pounds, Leisure Hour.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-02-17


nv local applications, ss they canno..
reach the diseased portion OF the cart
There is only one way to cure dear,
ness, aud that is by constitutional
remedies. Deafness Is caused Dy an
ipflained condition of the mucous
lining Of the Eustachian Tune.
When this tube gets inhamed you
have rnmbling sound or imperfert
hearing, and when it IL e tlrell
closed. deafness is the result, and
unless the ir dsmmstion can he
taken out and this tube restored TO
IT. normal condition, hearing will
be- destroyed forever; nine cases out
Of ten are caused by catarrh, which
is nrthing but an infianed condi'
ton Of the mucous surfaces.
We will give one hundred dollsrs
for any case Of deafness (caused by
catarrb) that we canuCt cure by TAX
ing Halps Catarrh Cure. Send for
circulars, free.
+. j. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, 0,
Sold by druggists, 75 cents.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-02-17
co-opcratlon in Family supplies.

Co-operatlon in Family supplies.
Cooperation in the matter of fam
ily supplies is a we'll worn subject in
theory. but why is it so little prac-
ticed9 It's advantages are neither
mythical nor complex, and the con
ditions that are most favorable to a
successful and convenient employ
ment Of the system were never more
prevalent than now. The great facil-
ities furnished by the railroads in
recent years, whereby business men
can conveniently live in the many
beautiful suburbs, have induced a
great and constantly increasing mum.
Der to establish their families in
country homes Of far more comfort
than anything that could be had in
town for anything like the cost.
Where four or five congenial fami'
lies. or more, find themselves situated
reasonably near one another, thcy
would materially benefit themselves
by forming an organization TO this
end and making a great saving OF
money, time and trouble System Is
the one thing needful. Our good
housekeeper always makes out her
menu for a week ia advance. At the
end of the week she either repeats II
or makes such changes as taste on
the season suggests. This might be
done by number of families, the
gentlemen taking turns in leaving
the orders at trustworthy place. -
New York Tribune.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-02-17
La Grippe.

The tendency Of this disease to-
ward pneumonia is what makes 1t
dangerous, La Grippe requires pre-
cisely the same treatment as a severe
cold. Chsmberlain's Cough Remedy
is famous for its cures Of severe colds.
This remedy eifectually counter
acts the tendency of the disease to
re, ult la pneumonia, provided that
proper care be taken 10 avoid ex-
posure when recovering from the at
tack. Careful inquiry among the
many thousands who have used this
remedy during the epidemics of the
past two years has failed TO discover
SINGLE case that has not recovered
or that has resulted in pneumonia.
so cent aud 81 bottles for sale by
G.. e. Good, druggist.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-02-17


he arrived IN small western town
from the ealt. and after supper he in-
terviewed the proprietor Of the hotel.
"1s there an opening in this place for
live newspaper mann he inquired
"Taar waz las week. replied the pro
prietor pleasantly.
"Has It bccn iilledy
"Well. no. not egsactly. ] reckon' but
It's got man in it.
"Who is her
"A newspaper chap from the east.
"A live MANI
II reckon not Leastways not 50 live
ne he waz.'
"How do ron meanr
"Well. you gee, it waz this away; A
live man came out here. started paper,
jumped on the prominent citizens and
raised thunder generally. Then our
ouiet and peaceable citizens dropped
him in cistern The openin's thar yit
eff You want to try it"
He didn't want to. = Detroit Free
D.aaa
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-02-17
German
Syrup

Those who have not
a Throat used Boschee's Ger
man Syrup for SOME
anu -uuk severe and chronic
Speciality. trouble ofthe Throat
and Lungs can hard
" appreciate what a truly wonder
full medicine it is. The delicious
sensations Of healing, easing, clear
ing, strength-gathering and recover
ing are unknown joys. For Ger
man Syrup we do not ask easy cases.
Sugar and water may smooth
throat or stopa tickling--for while.
This is as far as the ordinary cough
medicine goes. Boschee's German
Syrup is a discovery, a great Throat
and Lung Specially. Where for
years there have been sensitiveness,
pain, coughing, splitting, hemorr-
hage, voice failure, weakness, slip
ping down hill, where doctors and
medicine and advice have been swal-
lowed and followed to the gulf Of
despair, where there is the sickening
conviction that all is over and the
end is inevitable, there we place
German Syrup. 1t cures. You are
q live man yet if you take 1t. .
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-02-17

stale. Fiat and Unprontable.
How dear 70 the heart are the Jokes Of our
childhood,
When sad recollection presents them 10 view;
The musty old jokes that wo learned IN the
cradle.
And every grim Joke that our infancy know.
The family Jokes, and the Jokes In the paper,
Tho Jokes that tho men at the store used to
tell
The almanac Jokes. and the Jokes OF the oircus,
And all the old jokes that We all knew so
we'll;
Those hoary old chestnuta, those griNkly ola
ohestnuts,
Those moss covered ohestnuts that people
still tell,
There's tha, Joke on the feet Of the girls In
Chicago,
And those multiform jokes on the mother
in-law;
There's that joke prehistoric and ansedila'
Wan
on che beans that delight tho Bostonian nav
There's tbp joke on the man who calls up FOL
the keyhole.
The Joke on the plumbers unlimited eaAh,
The annual joke ON the coy Easter bonnet,
The joke preprlmeyal on boarding honss
hash;
Those moldy old chestnu,a, those wormea,er
chestnuta,
That best are described by vigorous -.
And those other old jokes, all too many u
mention,
Tha, we're here on the earth ere the cOmius
Of man,
Those ,oothlesa decroplt and shriveled old
chestnuta,
An centuries old ero creation began.
flase Jokes coetaneous with old man Metha
sclah,
Which Noah al nieht In the ark used 70 tell
Those gifmy old grinds that away back IN
Edun
o'er Adam and Eve threw their magical
spelli
fhoee srave.scented ehestRuts, those petrinse
Chceinuta,
Tboac eorpsy old ehsssnuss that people ssil
-" -LRLyOns In Jsssr
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-02-17
A Monopoly of Funerals.

One great company has a monopoly
of Paris funerals, the idea that has
led 10 its establishment being that
enough money might be made out of
the costly funerals 10 permit of a
great many for little or nothing, The
funerals are divided into ten classes.
The first six only are r.munerative.
They vary from 5000 francs to 100,
600 francs The eighth class cost
twenty two francs; the ninth, eight
francs, and the tenNh is free There
are about $4,000 annual free inter
ments There is talk, however OF
abolishing the monopoly. Chicago
Herald.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-02-17
snmothInr ne nnd orerlooI.ed.

A long. loosely Incorporated individ-
ual walked into one Of our city clothing
houses the other day and addressed the
gentleman in charge, who, by way OF
description. wears very thin suit OF
hair next the ceiling, and said TO him:
"Do you keep all kinds Of felt goodlsY
"Yes. sir" said the gentleman in
charge. drawing himself up to his full
height; Eyes, sir, everything in that
line known to the trade"
"Well, then" said the lank man, 81
would like to buy long felt want"
And then silence reigned that could
almost be felt as the lank man disap
peared. d.--Crookston (Minn. yIimes.
Evening capital journal. (Salem, Or.) 1888-1893, 1892-02-17

College President tsternly, to misguid-
ed youth)--I hear you have cask of
wine in your room.
Youth-Yes, but the doctor ordered
me TO take wine for strength, sir.
College President Qess sternly)-And
are you growing stronger
YOUTH Yes. know am, for when
the cask was first brought could scarce
ly lift it, and now can carry 1t about
with great ease. Pharmaceutical Era.