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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-16

1t was at ball and the subject under
discussion was vanity. A lady maintained
that men were also given somewhat to van
ty.
THE men are ten times more vain than
the ladies'" she remarked.
That's utterly impossible" said several
gentlemen.
The subject was changed, and a few min
ties later the lady remarked
THE handsomest man in the room has a
spot on his white vest" whereupon every
gentleman within hearing glanced down
with scared expression of countenance
1t his vest.-Texas Siftings.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-16
Notice for Publication.
GHnmastaad No $500 ]

LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. NJ, !
April %, 1925
Notice is hereby given that the follow
jng-named settler has filed notice OF his
Intention to make final proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof will be
made before register and receiver at
Santa Fe, N. NJ, on June 6, 1892, viz !:
Candida Montoya for the sw n, sec. Is,
tip. 16 n, r 10e.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon, and
cultivation Of, said land, viz:
Jose de la Cruz Garcia, Alexandra Abey-
tia, Antonio LuCero and Jesus Ortiz y
Moya, all Of Santa Fe, N. M.
A. L. MORRISON, Register.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-16

Newspaper editors have to be very care
full in opening their columns for state
ments. But aware that the DR.. Miles
Medical Co. are responsible, we make
room for the following testimonial from
R. McDougall, Auburn, Ind, who for two
years noticed stoppage or skipping Of
the pulse, his left side got so tender lie
could not lie on it, his heart fluttered, he
was alarmed, went to different doctors,
found no relief, but one bottle of Dr.
Miles New Heart Cure cured him. The
elegant book, New and Startling Facts, "
free at A. G. Ireland, jr.'s. 1t tells al
about heart and nervous diseases and
many wonderful cures.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-16
Notice for Publication.
Homestead No. 1854

LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, n. NJ,
April 10, 1925
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing named settler has filed notice Of his
intention to make final proof in support Of
his claim, and that said proof will be made
before the register and receiver at Santa
Fe, n. NJ, on May Is, 1892, viz Juan
Madril for the Sc a sec. II, tp IA Il, r 10
Q.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon, and
cultivation Of, said land, viz:
Severe Montoya, Ricardo Montoya,
Santiago Madril, Jose Rafael Anaya, all
of Lamy, N. M. A. L. MORRISON,
Register,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-16

The sworn Tormentors of the Inquisi

What cared they for the groans OF the victim
as he lay stretched upon the rack? Yet people
whose hearts are neither rs hard as the neither
mill stone, nor whose fortitude is excessive,
often have no pity on hemselves-voluntariIy
incur life long torture by neglect. Rheumatism,
the NEST agonizlng and obstinate OF complaints
is, perhaps, more frequently neglected in its
ciniency than any other, the preliminary
in the bones" viii h will pass away Of itself.
Singular fatuity-fatal delusonl Hoste1ter s
Stomach Bittcrs is potent sa eguard against the
terrible inroads of this insidious and dangerous
malady-dangerous because OF its pronencss to
attack the heart, the seat of life Neuralgia is
also cfcctually counteracted and relieved by the
Bitters Malaria, kidney complaints, debility,
Indigestion, biIlOusness, la grippe, loss of appe-
tite and the inability to sleep are among the
complaints eradicablc with this genial cor
rpptiNp
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-16

The well-known financier writes:
'506 FIFTH AVENUE,
New York CRY, Dec. 20, 1905
"For the last twenty years l have been
using Allcock's Porous Plasters. They
have repeatedly cured me OF rheumatic
pains and pains in my side and back
Whenever | have cold, one on my
chest and one on my back speedily re.
lieves me-"
"My family are never without them.''
RUSSELL SAGE.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-16
The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.
A Wandering Diplomat.

Wandering William-'Scuse my pre-
sumption, ma'am, in arskin' you eff you
have any of your home made bread I've
heard so much about?
Mrs. Tiddlewink-You dear man OF
course | have, and coffee and meat and
cake, too. Come right in.-From Judge
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-16
Miles Nerve g Liver Pills.

Act on new Notwithstanding the
liver, stomach and bowels through the
nerves. A new discovery. DR.. Miles
Pills speedily cure biliousness, bad taste,
torpid liver, piles, constipation. I'm
equalled for men, women, children.
Smallest, mildest, surest so doses, rs cts.
Samples Free at A. @. Ireland's.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-16
Free From Debt.

Young Inswin-Well, sir, begin the
new year entirely out of debt.
Young De Trop-You don't say SO!
Yes, sir! OF course, I had to borrow
money to do it, but Pm bound to square
up once in while.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-16
Pronounced Hopeless, Yet Saved

From letter written by Mrs. Ada E.
Hurd, Of Groton, s. D., we quote: "Was
taken with bad cold, which settled on
my lungs, cough set in and finally termi-
mated in consumption. -Four doctors gave
me up, saying could live but short
time. / gave myself up to my Saviour,
determined if could not stay with my
friends on earth, | would meet my absent
ones above. My husband was advised to
get DR.. Kings New Discovery for Con-
sumption, coughs and colds. l gave it a
trial, took in all eight bottles; 1t has cured
me, and thank God lam well and hearty
woman" Trial bottles free at @. M.
Creamer's drug store, regular size, Doc and
Il,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-16

Fond eyes looking into mine;

Eyes OF deepest truest blue;
A strong hand casped about my own,
Yet my thoughts stray back to you.
A dark head bent with easy grace,
A tender voice my heart to WOO,
Love, gold to offe: yet It's strange
can not keep my thoughts from you
Tell me you love me, low he pleads,
my face reflects the fires hue,
Then STOPPING down he kisses me,
And II only think OF you.
| wonder it, in years to come,
When twilight fancies haunt my view
Will there between his heart and mine
Come half regretful thoughts of you?
Boston Herald.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-16
Rucklen-s Arnica SaIve.

The best Salve in the world for cute.
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblains
corus, and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required. 1t
Is guaranteed to give peri act satisfaction,
or money refunded. Price Is cents pc,
box. For sale ate. M. Creamer's.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-16

Masher-I say, is it absolutely necessary
that every clown should have such silly
face?
Clown-Decidedly Now if, for instance,
had your face | would get my employer
70 double my wages instanter. -Kolnische
Volkszeitung.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-16

Mr.. Pugh-Never saw such crowd at
our church before.
Mrs. Pugh-New minister?
Mr.. Pugh-No; it was burned down
last night.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-16
A Last Request.

Boys, said the sick man, stop at Char
ley's on the way out to the cemetery and
have drink.
On the way out, Dick?
Yes, I won't be with you coming back.
-J1don
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-16

Auctioneer-This valuable antique arti-
Gle of furniture is Queen Anne chair.
Gentleman-It doesn't look like it.
Auctioneer (angrily)-If you doubt my
word can produce the man who made it.
Tit Bits
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-16

Inquirng Child-Why do the papers call
office holders public servantsG
Mother-Because they are paid so much
and do so little. Good News.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-16
AsItTs observed,

Justice Flynn--Whats the charge,
officer?
o. Rourke-Breakii.' the Sunday law =,
yer 'lnner.
Justice Flynn-How's that?
o. Rourke-Sure, he wuz tryin' to git
into Cassidy's saloon by de front dure
instead Of de family entrance. From
Puck.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-16
6knacon RESTORED.
A Nice Way of Putting 1t.

Husband-Are you going to Miss Twick
enham's tea?
Wife-No; haven't anything to wear
Husband Why don't you wear the
same gown You did at the last tea she
gave?
Wfe-I have too much respect for you.
People would say you were running down
hill Cloak Review.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-16

To cure constipation, sick headache and
dyspepsia Simmons Liver Regulator has
no equal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-16
Across the Aisle.


Across the aisle l see thee perched
Above my lady's face;
Thou'rt jaunty and thou'rt saucy, too,
o thou embodiment OF grace.
Beware. give thee warning now,
Such airs and fillips should not be.
Some day my lady fair will have
A mighty check in store for thee.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-16
Most Closed When Most Open.

Most Closed When Most Open.
Dipso-How do You know that the cor
ner saloon was closed last Sunday?
Nipseau-Everything was wide open 80
YOU could see clear enough.-From Puck.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-16

The annual monthly values will show the
distribution Of temperature through the
year.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-16

Headgrs 10Th Infantry.
Colonel Il, ?. Pearson Comdg. regt. Il post
1t. Col simon Snyder K. 5 CUumb's Bks. Ohio
Mai, e. W. Whittemore d 5. comdg. san Diego
Bks
lst 1t 1. w. Littel, adj Post adjt treas. R. 0. &
A, ). o.
LIST 1T. E. II. Plummer A. A. q NJ, A. c. S.,
r.q m. A o. o. Il A. L. o.
Co. B, 10th Infantry
Cap ain j. K, Kirkmsn lon leave Oct. 50, 8 mos
LIST Lieut.. H. Kirby
I'd 1t A. W Brewster
Co. d, 10th Infantry.
Captain G. Barrett . On leave Oct. I, 4, mos
list 1t. V. T. Stotter
I'd 1t. En- johnson, jr ID, s. College duty Al
|. lance, Ohio.
Co. X, 10th Infantry
Captain W. T. DugganD $ Columbus Bks,
OHIO.
list Lieut. W. Psplding.
I'd. Lieut.. .....,.......b
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-16

AT THE GATEWAY OF THE NATIONAL PARK.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-16
TIE
ATTRACTIONS HISTORIC AND MODERN.

Mineral, Fruitful Orchards Resources
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-16

YEAR. ANNUAL MEAN. YEAR. ANNUAL MEAN.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-16

EDUCATIONAL.
TERRITORIAL BOARD OF EDUCATION,
Governor l. Bradford Prince, Prof Hiram
Hadley, Elias S. Slower, Amado Chaves
Prof. P. !. Schneider,
Supt. Public Instruction. 80. Amado Chaves
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1892-04-28

Ifs the ring-tail candidates are
afraid sto face THE peoples GOV
ernor ea the -stnlmip mn why they can
stay in-theirr holes or have their
little. secret dark lantern gather
ings in the towns. We know the
|faetoey operatives are heart
with T:lfman in this fight, but q
strong effort will he,madesby their
employers to drive them to the
support ttheplug -hatsticket. i
The next debate: yill Sbe at
Edge6eld, the Home Of Gok shaps
Epard.--=The--dark.eloset nominees
will be invited to be present and
divide time. If they refuse to
face the music, it will be self
confession of weakness, The wool
| hat and dinner-horn boys will ibe
out in full force, and march to the
stand singing: ~
9Oh, wouldn't we like to catch hlm
T. NWherever. he may be-
Our Ben would give him particular
sfts,- -
Thatfing.tail nominee"
Register.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1892-04-28
Real Southern Life.

The moonlight drifted brokenly
through -rift~in-e-the~-roofof 9
negro i cabin din 1.-THE Hanover
EAaahaa Gabriel Jones
gray-bearded face. he was smok-
ing and meditating. Hannah! =
he called presently; "Hannah =.
Silence. sHannaht Z say Han
nah ~ aatrifes louder. There was
a rustling of the straw in the bed
in the corner and a sleepy answer
"Huh?" "Hannah, did you put
dat watermillion I foun' in Marse
Ben scott's patch yistidy in de
cool spring?" eyes, I put dat
Matermillion in the cool spring
she answered, deliberately. "Dat
was right A moments. pause ~
|seHannah, nlu you inhHS .dat coa'
dat Mister Hedley sisted on my
takin' hind de hay rack, like I
|tsle soua1 IN did dat.p Did you
EscaN and pick dem Jehickaas' !
borrowed f'om de man down on de
river IL i road de urr day?" eyes, !
pan dem ohieksnss" WALL fry
me one de fust Ing in de mornin,
case Use got e go over t. Mister
sGhinky Glaptin's tomorrow t. lead
a prar meetin' an n'keepidem triainl'
.niggerg in de right road" Then
he leaned his grizzled head on + the
chair back and snored the snore
of the just, and the bull-frogs in
the marshes echoed it over the
Chiekahominy low grounds The
Richond Baton.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1892-04-28
Beease, Wherein aud Wherefore =!

There sa eolSsed congregation
of Methodists. who until a couple
of months ago were led in thss y
paths of rectitude by very young
preacher. He was fluent son 5oa
Ham, and fthe lengthI,off the 9orda
he hurled at his hearers was only
limited BY the amount Of oxygen
he could take into his lungs at
one effort. Thissswas all very well
for a time, but when the elders Of
the church. saw that the arguments
adduced did not draw the erring
ones nearer to the big white throne,
q change was decided upon, and a
committee of one was appointed
to ask for the preachers resigna-
ton. When the errand had been
stated, the preacher Indignantly
asked what the congregation
expected for nothing Waal now,
doan % see, we duzzent expect
aIsn't my character away.u yan
above procrastination?" "No
trouble bout dst, but sab, yer
isn't fur enuf eddicated to
"Kain't I talk confidently enuf ter
suit de most rapashus?" aDat's it.
chile; dat's it; hole right on whal
var now. Yo' kin talk and yo'
kin talk, but yo'r rdoan't pint out;
yo' can argyfy an yo' kin argyfy,
bat yo' doan'tsshow #harein.' y
The resignation was handed in
directly.-Kansas City Star,
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1892-04-28
TIGER TO TrGREss.
IpalR FAwcRTT


! lFhe1ultry1 jahgle heldsits breath;
The palsied htght Is dumb As dkath;
as ss ssaa9 ssss ARsR sEEs sip piano
But watAAbA bAunger's pangs distress
Crouch J6E, ,5h deadly yatchf9sness,
witRsassRpai ss6.Rss Of massive
gEests pssyYs,e psyss spd 1arid eyes.
Wssfs s sHS yoRdsf asdh monstrous nor fern,
abound?
Some HsS0me leopard CT feuches!t there
Let him creep nearer II he darei
And bark, again! In y.,nder grove
fhear chat lazy serpent move; -,
a mottled thing whose languid
strength
Coils round q bough its clammy length
Soon the late moon that orimsons all
Will fall with mellow splend0rs where
The Rajah's distant palace shows
It's naughty domes In dark repose!
And from this dim lair by and by,
We shall behold, against the sky,
With mighty gorges robed in gloom,
The Wild immense Himalay's loom.
At moonrise through, this very spot
You stiitremsMbefs do you not,
How that proud PnnjSb youth, Las
night,
Sprang past us on his charger white
Perchance to have q fair hand throw
/-AFossfruW spmeBerggafge
we'll, if,t4 might 1e lasseS note
MI hot leap y hif hotse's thfgati5 /
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1892-04-28
"A, Specimen Detective Story.

A lsdy and a gentleman were
tr1afyy1lhi trafye1Al Hing together a on .:l an = English
railway. They were perfectstrang-
ers to each other. suddenly2the
gentleman said: MADAM, I will
trouble You to look out Of the
window for a few minutes; I am
.goingsto make some changes in
my wearing apparel. Certainly
sir, p she replied, with politeness,
fising 8 ana turning her back upon
him. In 2: short time he said:
s4a.Now, madam, my change is
completed, and: you may resume
your seat."1 When the lady
turned she beheld her male
Lcompanion transformed into a
dashingalady with a heavy veil
over her face. ss'Now, sir, or
madam, which ever you like said
the lady, 81 must trouble you to
look ont of: the window, for I also
have some changes to make in my
apparel" Certainly, madam and
the gentleman in ladies' attire
immed diately complied. "Now,
sir, you may resume your seat.
70 his great surprise, on resum-
ing his seat, the gentleman in
female attire found his lady
companion transformed into a
man. He then laughedand said:
Git appears that we are both anx-
ious to avoid recognition. What
have you done? I have robbed a
bank. aAnd l." said the whilom
lady, as he dexterously fettered
his companions waists with a
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1892-04-28
Richmond & DalFiIIe Railroad Co

SOUTH CAROLINA DIVISION.
Condensed Schedule, in effect January II, 1899.
Trains run by 18TH Meridian Time.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1892-04-28

pair ofshandcufs, Gam Detective
s sef Scotland Yard, and in
female apparel have shadowed
you;1noM," drawing; revolver,
"keep sti1l."-London lid Bits.
-
Why They. Follow Tlllman.
=,
Why? - = :
. It is because Tillman, however
'blindly and -inappreciably,
representgta IAN undYing principle
in the hearts of free men. It-is
becausethe instinct ofthe masses
and instinct, is stronger and
truer with the human as with the
lower animals than the: REASONING
facutyit isss because i this
instinct would tell them, if
reasoning did not, that Tillman is
one of them and is sthelr champion.
We are not defending, excusing or
+eulogizing this instinct. We are
simply" Stating it as actual
phenomena in human nature and
as applying to the present case.
Its existence through the will of q
Supreme Being must be Its, ample
excuse .-Newberry Observer.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1892-04-28
Crushed.

Young Artist Ito friend who has re.
Gently furnished bachelor apartments,
Charley, dear boy, I admire your taste.
Isee you have little thing of mine
hanging there.
Friend-No; did you paint .that2
Young Artist-Yes; I'm proud to say
it's from my brush. BY the way, Char
ley, If lisa fair question, what did the
dealer charge you forit?
Friend-Wel-er, to tell you the
truth, old man, the dealer threw that
picture in.-London TitBits.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1892-04-28
wellington aCalf-Rope,,

Ifany doubts that the ring
ticket rseeised black eye at
GseFiiyd last Saturday, tana9
Hat thsb9asta of the sheRp4ardsi q i
Orr organs were but idle vaporings,
read the following from the edi-
torial columns Of The State:
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1892-04-28
{ stsrT, Ar. oaocr crensures. !.

{: stSrls Aro .oaser Creatures. =
I The ;ogners of. 81 house near Berlin
found single egg in the nest of pair
of storks, built on the chimney, and sub.
stituted .for5itia q goose's egg, which in
due time.was Matched, and produced, q
gosling instead Of the expected storkling.
The male bird was thrown into the great
est excitement. by this event, and, finally
few away The female, however, re-
mained on the nest and continued to care
for the changeling, as though it wereher
own offspring. On the morning of the
fourth day the male reappeared accom-
panied by nearly 500 storks, which held
q mass meeting in an adjacent field.
The assembly, we are informed, was ad-
dressed by several speakers, each orator
posting himself on the same spot before
beginning his harangue. These delibera-
ions and discussions occupied nearly
the entire forenoo on, when suddenly the
meeting broke up, and all the storks
pounced upon the unfortunate female
and her supposititious young one, killed
them both,s and, after destroying the
polluted nest; took wing and departed
and were never seen there again.-At-
lantic Monthly.
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1892-04-28
At the Opera.

~ q SlrsB tno;OPeES'
{. The orchestrawas rendering q famous
intermezzo, and the beautiful dulcet
strains charmed, ,as it were, the very at.
mospherse. Of the. brilliant auditorium
with their sweetness
Before me sat a young man who lis
tened toi the grand, moaning, signing
melody with trapt attention. ], glanced
around and noted that everybody was
impressed-even the. occupants of the
boxes deigned to isten-sbut the face Of
the, young man showed Enthusiastically
that the music stirred him with, unusual
emotion. -
Slowly, slowly, yet how quickly those
last parting notes died away and were
heard no more. -
Then followed q storm of applause.
A. glance over the house disclosed thou
sands Of hands-from the less aristo-
cratic ones in the gallery to the dainty
gloved ones in the sboxes-in animated
demonstration Of their owners intense
appreciation Of the brilliant musical
conception.
Yet what a mockery was this, coming
when the air was still impregnated with
the subtle melody. How that generous
tribute of approval grated on the ears!
The young man in front Of me did not
applaud, nor did the pretty young lady
whoTwas with him. Neither Of them
spoke word. Presently the young man
looked around at the. demonstrative au-
dience with look of contempt on his
face.
When the house had again become
quiet the young man turned to the
young lady and said: "How charming!
how exquisitel What beautiful color Of
tone and how delicately shadedp.. :.
"I am so glad you like it, George
ihe replied sweetly. "What beautiful
pale blue, indeedl My very ideal! ]
have had my eyes on it all evening"
"On what2" asked the young man in
surprise.
"Why, the charming dress OF that
young lady in front of us. Is not that
what you meanY' -
"Oh-yes-yes, Of. course"
Silence followed between these two
souls for the remainder Of the evening.
I was panied at the young mans dis
tress, and went home soliloquizing on
men's and women's ideals.-New York
Herald. @f. -'ii,e
Edgefield advertiser. [volume] (Edgefield, S.C.) 1836-current, 1892-04-28

These things done, the bear gave the
signal for action. He opened his mouth
and emitted a series Of grow1s which
made my flesh; creep, ,,and my hair rise
t,ndar INV hat S% - x.5.Ss