New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-04-04
THE TALK OF THE DAY

| An interesting comment upon the dreams OF O'.
Social Democrats and their ideal state OF the
has been found In unpublished work OF LebntZ' .no
| great German philosopher. "H all persons" "ii'o'
tho thinker were obliged TO live Mt public EXPENSE
under the guidance and control OF drectors-for III
stance eating In common eating houses-it would DO
difficult to find men who would carry on inc business
OF distribution with necessary industry ana IN 'ns
| nroper way. As rule men do not know no" w
use their places Of power. 1t would be sun mors
difficult however, to treat the individual with proper
,us,,ce for each person believes that he alone
understands every thing best For TINS reasoh' III
consideration Of the human character, 1t Is better !"
give men liberty and allow them TO take care OF thom'
calves In that way the community Is freed from ths
heavy burden Of caring for the Individual. AS
| matter of course, measures must be taken TO MAKE
n difficult for one destroy himself and his property
ord ~ insure the encouragement Of the desire for
| advancement in the individual" These lines were
| written naturally long before the advent OF inc
modern apostles Of Social Democracy but they snow
that their author could have had little nith In tns
| Ethiopian ideas OF the SOCIALISM,
Ciuzen-Patrick, where Is your mssterf HE HE was
have met me mere aI "'''' ~ "
ho Pat"You don't know him. sir. :, .-.
| CuzeI-Wly, is he apt TO be late In MS app"n~
Tst-Late Is IT, Bedad, in bein behoindhand no
| ladies' the NATURALIZATION Courier
|
| otbor dav and asked for a certain saleswomah a
clerk said that the salcswoman in question was ao-
sent t. attend the funeral Of her mother' WHICH "s
| TO take place at 3 O'Clock In the AFTERNOON, DeAi
me- Pm so sorry,' replied the womah' Do ~.
! think she will be back by ~" And the clerk oA
49, o. no,,tev a. he could that he hardly thought the
voung woman would make dead rush lroih 'ho
come,erv IN the store and what was more, ne eaiu'
| " they wouldn't think much OF her II she u"' N
womnn went away thinking how little reliance "aS v
| be placed on salesladies'
| LATEST ADvICEs.
Would accept the nomination.
Qf I'm reach,
Comprehend the obligation,
| $50 preach)
Am a Moses Democratic,
| look at mel
Am Of Free Trade emblematc.
rDoii' ~" indianapolis Journal.
"Nv brethren said the illustrated preacher, who
wac making his first attempt preach without notes.
| =. Won have all heard the I'D saying that whom the
| gods would destroy they first Kill. mean' no
| said rs he became conscious that there was somo-
| thing wrong with the quotatrn' UNI VINE" '"e
gods get mad they erbut not TO dwell on THIS aspect
| Of the case would beseech you to consider e"''
| Young Alsap and his bride were on their ~edo'ns
And they didn't care who knew il. .,,..,
| Len head p
hair .reansd down over the back Of the car seat ana
hi, protecting arm was around heri vhos wealth OF
rweetne,s.' he said. in voice whose "ea ar VI
tenderness the the train utterly failed TO dro"as
Whose little 9Fly girl A r..r.,odo1
| ." Is It's little curly purly head all comfble y
| WY me very much. petf"
| wuv 800 bushels and bush 49, -. 49, -.
~BrakemamT gi>ped the passenger two seats bacf OF
them faIntIy for heavens sake come and raise this
window !7-tChicago Tribune
| The enterprsng ard benevolent persons who send
the newspapers nice little Items, without enclosing
line indicate who they are waste both trouble ana
god will. How editor tell whether tneSe con-
| trlbutions trustworthy when he does no, AIos
where they fioml
some money from a rich uncle, took i into his head
to sqnas sa Oh bs o al RS and beard that the poor
| man had Just died. His widow, all In tears, desired
to kR n the v smSy sppS oobbed out the
widow II my poor husband had only lived I'LL ms
morning the shock might nave Drought MN Fouia' -
| lie Figaro.
| A couple of trnmps struck southern town Just
a,ter some negroes had been disciplined for trying u
exercise their political rights. " by gum, Bill SAID
ono Of them, amt soln % stop In no sich dang
town as this is "Aw. come off, responded the
| vaorous william: whats eatin youl Do you
think these people will take man dressed like you a1a
| wearn' a red flannel nose fer Republican,
| TIE SEALS LITTLE DISCOURAGED.
poor little sal in the cold Northern was qraet0
| swimming day.
And TRANQUILITY sporting around him MS mates
! Mere Hopping their tails in their play.
| All! little thought they OF danger or harm'
| A. they swan In the great Bering Bay
We belong to a man called great Uncle sam.'
sad the seal his friends. " for hear
| lie bought all country aud ancestors. too.
| Prom a man called the great Russian bear
, And he being strong. and his stan big and longs
| viii make all orr foes 10 BEWARE
Bur whila he Was speaking. he spled drawing nigh
4 strengthening craft on The sea,
And the poor little seal IN this unforeseen deal
swan no with his friends IN his glee.
! And his mates who left though few and bercff,
Wondered greatly how these things could be.
Butt WI, borne TO their while they mingled theiP
With many a groan and sigh.
| That certain John Bun. who wanted their wool.
Had stolen their friends on the Sy.
| And the owners they said OF their friends who were
dead.
Had promised them aid by andby.
50 they formed an assembly and motion made
| That some their owner might be.
| Like the strong Russian bear who would quickly de-
| clare
That no poachcrs should sail on his
| For they feared Uncle too kind
To defend them and fight Johnny Il.
~ -(Iartford Post.
| Massachusetts, has cities with population OF
5000 than any other state in the Onion.
Have YOU written anything lately for any Of the
masS FIJI :, IN shut Of from tho whole lot Every
OF them has accepted stun OF mine BE- paid for
! on publication II Il way they have, c0nfound
I them. of hanging fellow up II may be years be-
fore any Of them publish my contributions and in tho
meantime I'm shut OF ir0m sending them any morc.s
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