The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1892-03-31
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Love levels all things, but do%
make fellows head level.
- A miss is as good as a mile in a|
destrian race, and one lap is enougH
any miss.
= The physician is the man who s
you you need change and then takes i
you have.
- The only way to win in an Al
ment with woman is to walk off VI
you have stated your side of it. B
"A convict in the Ohio penitenE
was pardoned, but did not want to ID
and had to be put out of the penitetH
ry.
- Early Riscrs, Early Risers, Il
Risers, the famous little pills for COZ
patton, sick hea 1ache, dyspepsia and 3
vousness.-Willite & Wilhite.
- In the Old Testament, althog&
great number of women are mentioi
there is but one-Sarah, Abraham's H
whose age is recorded.
= First Boy (contemptuously) )-Hs
Your ma takes in washing. Second
of course; you didn't s'pose 81
leave it hanging out over night uni!
your pa was in Jail, did ye?. Il
Bright people are the quickest td
cognize a good thing and buy it. We
lots of bright people the Little Early
sers. If you are not bright these pills: {
make you so.-Wilhite & Wilhite.
Cora: Jake, don't think you,
I can ever marry. Jake (too timi@
PROPOSE: Why. dear? Because
think, as this is leap year, I should
the proposing, and I can't make up +
mind to do it.
= An old woman asked sailor VII
her COW had gone. The sailor replt
"Gone to the devil, for what I knc{
"Well, as you are going that way,
the old woman, ~ just wish you wo
let down the bars"
If dull, spiritless and stupid; If 81
blood is thick and sluggish; If yons3
petite is capricious and uncertain,
mead a Sarsaparilla. For best results Il
De Witt's.-Wilhite and Wilhite. 81
In only five States has mother
legal right to the custody of her child,ll
These are Iowa, Nebraska, Kansas, q
gon and Washington, where both pard
haze equal rights in the matter.
Once in eight years, ii not Otter
all the locks on United States mail bI
must be changed. This is because al
awhile q good many lost keys getarouI
and they are not very safe to have 80
tributed.
= It is O truth in medicine that
smallest dose that performs the curl
the best. De Wits Little Early RiS
are the smallest pills, will perform
cure, and are the best.-Wilhite &sW
hite.
The choir of a Western Church
signed the other day because, in
course of his sermon, the preacher
marked that the sinners in the Chll
must be converted, and they understd
him to say Singers"
"Paw," said little Tommy Figgss|
heard Mr. Watts ssy that great nae
sons never did any good. l ANITA gr
mans sou, an r." Up to a late hour..l
Figg's mind had not found q suficieu
diplomatic answer.
- Mrs. L. R. Patton, Rockford, ]
writes: "From personal experience u
recommend De Wits Sarsaparilla, o G.
for impure blood and general debility
Wilhite e. Wilhite.
One hundred thousand dollars I
recently left by an eccentric Frenchy
man named Cabouret to any compag
who will penetrate with 500 companie
farther into the wilds of Africa than a
one has ever yet gone. A condition
the will is that half of the caravan m
return safely.
The grippe epidemic has been C
ting great inroads into life insural
trea:uries. Talking upon the subj,c
day or two sgo the president of lead
company said the cost to his comps
alone during the month of February b
been about half a million dollars, 9
that for several days in the territory
tween Maine and Washington, D. O.,
death rate had been aAaverage of 10(
day.
-Iti is fixed and immutable lawt
to have good, sound health one must hi
pure, rich and abundant blood. Their
no shorter nor surer route than b.
course of De Wits Sarsaparilla.-Wilt
& Wilhite.
"A bashful fellow called on hiss
aud they sat on tha sofa at cppositeer
After q silence of considerable durati
evidently spent by each other in b
thought, she summoned up cour
enough to ask him what he was think
about. He, hoping to please /
replied: 81 was thinking of the 50
thing that you were." She turn
round and replied: "I'll slap you if )
try it."
- "Late to bed and early to rise y
shorten the road to your home in
Skies" But early to bed and ALI
Early Riser,". the pill that makes
longer and better and wiser.-Wilhitt
Wilhite.
"A Chinaman out West married
"Melican woman" a few weeks sgo,
he was like some men, soon, sick of
bargain, and within month appeared
Court with plea for divorce. He co
planned that his wife was "too mucl
talkee with neighbors, too muchee pa
face and eyeblows, too muchee Yulop1
-blandy, too muchee fght, too mns
snore, too hIucheo d1leam, too aluchesI
killam husband and too muchee;
good" But the Court held the Chi
man to his contract.
We truly believe De Wits LII
Early Risers to he the most natural, N
effective, most prompt and cconoml
pill for billiousness, indigestion and.
active livcr.-Wilhite s. White.