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Morris tribune., 1892-11-09
Welcomed by the Old Man.

Sue Deering-I am afraid papa was
angry when you asked him for me,
wasn't he, Jack, love?
Jack Hilow-Not at all, He asked if
knew any more respectable young men
who would be likely to marry your five
sisters if properly coaxed.-Harper's
BaZar
Morris tribune., 1892-11-09

Defoe was fifty-eight when he began
his Robinson Crrsoe." His literary
career began at twenty, and his best
political works were written before the
ssCrusoe."
Morris tribune., 1892-11-09

Young ladies of Germany nave ST.
perstition that if they bury a drop of
their blood under a rosebush it will
ever after insure the experimental a
pair of rosy cheeks. E"
Morris tribune., 1892-11-09
Lucky Numbers,

Humphreys Specifics may well be
called lucky numbers, and lucky in
deed, are the persons who use them.
The thirty-fve specifics cover all the
diseases from infancy to old age.
Morris tribune., 1892-11-09

He who climbs mountain peak OBJ
tains but another point of view, the
value of which is known by the way he
lives in the valley.
Morris tribune., 1892-11-09

No fowery rhetoric can tell the
merit of Hoods SarsapurilIa as we'll
as the cures accomplished by this ex-
cellent medicine.
Morris tribune., 1892-11-09
STATE OF MINNESOTA, COUNTY OF
The State of Minnesota to John Westman

The State of Minnesota to John Westnan
Defendant:
You are hereby summoned to be and APP
pear before the undersigned, one of the
Justices of the Peace in and foE said coun-
O'clock in the forenoon, ut my Office in the
Village of Norris in said county, to answer
to John House and w. J. Munro, co.part-
Should you fail to appear at the time and
place aforesaid, jud gment will be rendered
against you upon the evidence adduced
by said House & Munro for such sum as
they shall show themselves entitled to.
Given under my hand, this 9th day of
October, A. ID. 1892
CHAS. e. CAMP,
oct26 Justice of the Peace.
Morris tribune., 1892-11-09
Maltese wit.

The poorer Maltese have q ready wit.
An English officer, failing to make &
Maltese understand what he meant,
called the poor man "a fool" Under
standing this much the man, who had
travelled about a good deal, though he
did lot understand English, replied by
asking, ''Do you speak Maltese?" mo"
$40 you speak Arabic?" mo" "Do
you speak Creek" mo" "Do you
speak ItalianT" mo" "Then if / be
one fool you be four fools. London
News.
Morris tribune., 1892-11-09
LAND OFFICE AT ST. CLOUD, MINI.



Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his inten-
ton to make final proof in support of his
claim, and that said proof will be made
epE Of rs or of as
Minnesota, at Morris, Mimi, on Saturday,
Nov. 26th,, 1892, viz: August Schroeder,
Homestead Application. No. 1881 for the
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon, and
cultivation of, said land, viz: Charles H.
Miller, James S. Robertson, Geo. Lernmer-
mann, of Chokio p. o., Mimi; Henry
Heuer, of Morris, MINI.
octl9 Z. BARTO, Register.
Morris tribune., 1892-11-09

President Harrison has issued his
annual proclamation designating
Thursday, Nov. 24th, as Thanksgiv-
ing day.
Morris tribune., 1892-11-09

The campaign liars occupation is
gone. -
Morris tribune., 1892-11-09
Jackson Corset Waists
LAND OFFICE AT ST.. CLorp. MINI.
Semi K ISSs

Notice is hereby given that the following
make final proof in supper; Of his claim, md that
said proof will be made before the Clerk of The
DIS Court at Morris, MINI on March 10th,
issS' w: William +, Holden, Free Claim No.
Township 1s5, Range - ~ >''>,'' '''
He names the following witnesses to prove his
CONTINUOUS residence npon, and cultivation of.
said lang, VIZ: John ". Eddy, John petefso2'
SGYlIie semans, Joseph Z. Hail all of Morris.
A''p', .,.,, A. BARTo, Register.
Morris tribune., 1892-11-09
CAUTION.

EGs~ Care must be taken in Cold Weather
to haze f he Flour thoroughly warmed before
mixing; also, to keep the Sponge in q warm
place until ready for Baking By caresuEy
observing these simple precautions you will
get goodbreati every time; while, If neglect
ed, your bread VIII be poorand dark no m at :
ter how good the flour.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1892-02-12
AMONG MlND-READERS.
a Young Bride groom Embarrasing Ex-
perience at the Board of Trade.

Young Bridcgroom's Embarrassing Ex-
perience at the Board of Trade.
Some time ago few minutes before
the opening OF the board OF trade.
there stepped into one of the elevators
in the building well-known commits
sion man and Il country customer ac-
cording to the Chicago Tribune. The
countryman was a young, fresh faced,
Notwithstanding chap. who was
in Chicago for the first time. looking
after a couple OF cars OF wheat that he
had shipped in. AS the elevator rose
he casually remarked to the commits
sion man: II was married last night.
and this is n sort OF bridal trip"
Congratulations were extended by the
com mission man as they stepped out
into the hall leading to the exchange
Among the others who rode up in
the elevator was certain blonde
young man whose love for practical
Joke has made him rather famous on
the floor He had CHANGED to stand
back 10 back with the young country.
man. and overheard the confidential
admission made by him to his friend.
and as they stepped from the elevator
he managed to get a COED look at Mr..
Gouughusband.
An hour or so later when he had n
few moments TO himself he stepped
over to the telegraph counter and
wrote upon II blank: Il have bet 500
to $40 that you were but recently mar
ried. DO win the bet?n This he
folded and placed in an envelope. and
calling Il messenger boy pointed out
MIR. Younghusban and babe him de-
liver the message.
He told few OF his cronies on the
floor what he had done and the young
countryman was watched with consid-
cradle interest by dozen or twenty
traders in various parts of the crowd.
He received the message from the boy
with half-doubting look, opened it
slowly, and as he compreheuded its
contents his face was dyed a deep
crimson, while a foolish smile lifted
the corners of his mouth. lie looked
about him sheepishly TO see if he could
discover the author of the gessage,
and then beat a. rather precis4tous re-
treat He failed to put in an appear
ance again that day. Subsequently
the author of the note asked the young
mans broker if he hal said anything
about it
Yes he did and he was the most
surprised man you ever saw. He
could not imagine where the note
came from. and as he said good.by TO
me he observed: Dick these board
of trade fellows are too ALFRED smart
for me. | don't wonder they can skin
us il they are all mind readers, as
some OF them seem TO be- And he
went home just little bit dazedn
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1892-02-12
Origin OF Fashions.

Fashions have reluently originated
In en1eavors of the inventors TO
hide some deformity. Hoops, for in
stance, TO conceal an ill-shaped hip;
rutlles. a scar on the neck. perhaps;
large sleeves history does not mention,
and conjecture might not be acospta-
bic. Patches were invented in the
reign OF Edward VI by a lady who in
this manner covered wen on her
mock. Charles VII. OF France, intro
duced long coats TO hide a pair OF
crooked legs. Peaked shoes. full two
feet long, were invented by the Duke
OF Anlou TO conceal a deformed foot.
Francis |. was obliged from a wound
in his head. TO wear short hair and
hence the fashion. Charles V, by Sc.
we're edicts banished tight brooches;
and during the reign OF Elizabeth.
enormous large breaches came in
fashion. The beaux of that day stuffed
their breeches with rags, feathers. and
wool, and other light stuff till they
resembled huge bales OF cotton. To
come up with them. the ladies in
vented large petticoats. 1t is said
that two lovers could not come within
seven feet OF each other. At one time
square toes ran to such n width that
proclamation was issued that no per-
son should wear shoes more than six
inches at the toes.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1892-02-12

walked out to intercept him. With
out sound the figure glided quickly
ahead. and although the excited
mountaineer ran after it, easily kept
in front and vanished as before.
Dumfounded for an instant the lum-
herman recovered his senses. and.
taking his ax cut down II nearby
sapling. Trimming it TO a sharp point
he drove 1t down deep into the ground
at the exact spot where the figure DIS
appeared. intending TO dig hole the
following day and unravel the mystery.
Scarcely had night fallen ere hollow
groans and mufied cries were heard
by the now thoroughly frightened
couple. They retired but not to sleep.
for the discordant tones grew worse as
midnight approached and finally u
greenish- blue light appeared in the
barnyard. throwing CHASTITY glow in =
To the bedroom. Suddenly the noise
and light ceased. The next morning
at daybreak the pair were stirring
and TO their horror found the sapling
twisted and broken on the ground.
while no signs could. be found in the
smooth earth where il had been driven.
The lumberman took his bride TO her
fathers house, and the next day q
party was formed. which went to the
lonely cabin with picks and spades
The young husband pointed out the
spot as nearly as he could. ane an ex-
cavation was started. Ere long evi.
dence was found that they WIRE dig
ging on the site Of filled-in we'll
Less than ten feet down they unearthed
a man thigh-bone, skull fractured
as with a Ratchet and an Ollie 9Th
cover OF peddler's pack bearing.
nearly obliterated words: '.Mo.e.
Nathan.
The mystery of the hunchback ped
dler was solved.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1892-02-12

as a cure for nerve diseases. On inquiry
the writer found that these pills were
manufactured by Dr. Williams Medicine
&C., Brockville, Ont, and Morrlstown. ".
Y, and the pills are sold in boxes, never
in bulk by the hundred), at so cents box.
and may be had OF all druggists or direct
by mail from DIR. Williams Medicine Co..
from either above addresses The price
ut which these pills are sold makes a course
Of treatment with them com paratively
inexpensive as compared with other RENE
dies or medical treatment This case is
one OF the most remarkable, and as IL "
one right here in Detroit and not a tbeus-
and miles away, it can be easily verified.
Mr.. Northrop is very well known 10 the
people OF De rot, and he says he is only
too glad TO testify of the marvellous good
wrought in his case He says he considers
it his duty TO help all who are similarly
afflicted by any word he can say in behalf
OF the wonderful efficacy OF DR.. VIII
liam's Pink Pills. If any of The News
readers want any further information, we
feel sure Mr.. Northrop would willingly
obige them, as he has the writer, in
relating these facts TO him.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1892-02-12
TO COOK A STEAK.
The Pocess in Detaii as Practlcad b.
the Best Cooke.


the Best Cooke.
The steak should be purchased from
q good butcher. IL should be the SIR
loin cut with the bone removed /,
should be an inch or an inch and a
quarter in thickness and should
weigh from pound and half to two
pounds, says an exchange.
Two or three hours before cooking
the steak mix a tablespoonful of olive
oil with a teaspoonful of salt and "a
quarter teaspoonfui of pepper Rub
this mixture thoroughly over both
sides of the steak and let it lie on a
plate until time TO cook it.
Two objects are attained by this
process-the steak is thoroughly sea-
soned through, without waste of the
juices viii are prevented from
passing out by the oil ana tho oil
passes into the focr of tho meat
making il tender and rich.
Put the steak in broiler and place
the broiler over Il fire of bright Goals;
cook each side of the steak briskly for
one minute, then sprinkle little
ashes over the fire TO let the steak
broll for ten o. fifteen minutes.
Finally serve promptly on platter
with water cress put no butter, salt
or pepper on the steak. This is the
way steaks are prepared by tho best
cooks. New York World.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1892-02-12
AFTER.

After tho aching cometh surceass;
And after toll is rest -
After the waiting and the longing
There cometh the welcomed guest
After the winter cometh flowers
Out of the heart OF spring;
After the glow Of summer, autumn
Her garnered math will bring.
After the weeping cometh the joy;
After the planting, the bloom;
And the smile OF the morn will shine
Bright after the night of gloom.
After the morning coneth the noon;
After the noon. tide the even;
After the living there cometh death,
And after death is--Heavcnl
M. V. Moore.
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1892-02-12

As an instance OF acute hydrophooia
IL is difficult to surpass the story of the
Scotch boatman. who, while crossing
a loch. was asked If he would take
some water with his whisky. and re-
piled: INA, there was horse drooned
at the head o the loch twa years ago"
The head OF the loch was twenty-four
miles distcat -Argonaut
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1892-02-12

dd atl' eyed T G.s Taompson's Eye Water
Alma record. (Alma, Mich.) 1878-1928, 1892-02-12
The English Clergy.

The total number of clergy OF the
church of England is about 70, 600
III we include the clergy in the colo
mics and those engaged in missionary
fields the total is swelled to ~. 600.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-09-24
THE ALLIANCE In PORT.
She VIII Start for Hon uIu al Daybreal
This Morning.

She VIII Star, for Honolulu at Daybreak
This Morning.
The United States corvette Alliance ar
rived unexpectedly from Mare Island yes
terday afternoon and anchored we'll out in
the fairway between Broadway wharf and
Goat Island She will leave for Honolulu
to relieve the Boston about daybreak this
morning.
new crew has been transferred to the
Alliance from the receiving ship Iudepen-
dence. but the same officers will remain on
the vessel during her expected stay of six
months at the Hawaiian Islands. Captain
William Barclay will proceed from Wash
ingtOn to Honolulu TO take command Of the
Alliance.
The officers of the Alliance are: Leuten-
ant-Commander j. G. Rich. commanding;
Lieutenant ). L. Comfy, executive officer
Nj. l.. Wood. navigator; j. c. Wise, sur
geOn; II. y. Stevenson and Harry Hale,
passed assistant engineers; Rean Fraser,
paymaster; r. Henderson. lieutenant; C..
c. Marsh, j. c. Drake. Thomas Washing
ton, Francis Broughter, ensigns; Lieuten-
ant Eli X. Cole, marine officer; E. +. Up
dixie, pay clerk.
The Alliance has been on the Asiatic sta
ton for more than three years and only re-
turned on Sunday, the 18TH inst. She came
back in such good shape that but very little
work had to be done at the Davy-yard to fit
her for service.
She Is a 10-knot vessel OF 1875 tons dis
placement and Cos horse power, and was
built at the Norfolk (Va.) Navy-yard in
1876. She carries CO. pound breech-loading
rifle, one S-inch muzAle-loader and four
9-inch smooth. bore guns. with crew of 1863
men.
The officers of the Alliance state that the
Baltimore, Charleston and San Francisco,
which are TO proceed forth with to San deg O
to take part in the Cabrillo celebration on
Wednesday next, will come from Mare
Island quite early on Monday morning and
probably put direct to sea,
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-09-24
THE GLOBE VINEYARD COMPANY.
Laurence Vincent Tells His Version o.
the GasP.

Laurence Vincent Tells His Version of
the Case.
Laurence Vincent Of the firm Of Butter
field & Vincent, the well-knOwn auctioneerS,
who was on last Thursday arrested at the
instigati0n of Lawrence Devany upon
charge of ENLIGHTENMENT in connection with
payments of money made to the Globe Vine
yard Company. is indignant.
The reason of his indignation is that such
a charge should have been made against
him.
Five minutes examination or the books
and vouchers" said Mr.. Vincent, with some
force of expression in his voice, would
have convinced any one that there is not the
slightest foundation for such an accGSa-
ton"
Further, Mr.. Vincenti is indignant because
when the case WAS called IN the Police
Court yesterday the complaint announced
that he was not ready to proceed
81 was ready" said Mr. Vincent. ito 90
on, for you know a business man who has
always stood we'll in the community does
not like TO have a charge Of this kind pend
ing over him, particularly il there is no
ground for the complaint filed"
That is the manner in which Mr.. VIM
cent expressed himself to a representative
OF TIE CALL yesterday, and he then pro-
duced books and a large number of
and secretary, and authorizing the payment
Of the amount on the face Of the voucher.
1.-The books, which | am keeping for my
brother-in-laW, show that the Globe Vine
ward Company mas received S4S29, and these
vouchers, which are recorded in the books,
show an expenditure of S4704, paid out
upon the authority OF the officers provided
by our constitution.
Now, how is it possible for me to have
embeZZed $1,000?
'.These are the simple facts of the case
which will be brought out upon the hearing
in court
"Of course there is some animus on the
part OF the complainant. Some time ago
he became tired paying assessments as he
agreed to and in the presence of his att0r-
ney | told him 1 would try TO place his
stock for him. l told him that | thought /
could fBd some one who would pay him S25
a month until he was reimbursed, but he
refused upon a nod from his attorney to
accept the proposition, and / told him the
proposition was Oft
Il have been paying my own assessm ,uts
and those of others whose stock / am carry
ing along.
Il also wish to add that the company has
through the Acme Development Company
secured land in Fresno from Mr. Perrin as
per contract with that company, but by rea-
son of the fact that the stockholders Of the
Globe have not paid up, they being some
$4,000 behind, the Acme has not been able
TO carry out its obligation and it has COM
menced suit against the Globe to obtain
the amount due"
The case will be heard in the Police Court
on Tuesday.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-09-24
BAD NR. BROWN OF FREMONT
He Sends Ills Wife Here, but
Does Not Follow.
She Has Stood His Treatment IS Long as She
Can and Now She Sues for
Divorce.

Mrs. Venetian T. Brown Is a good in
dustrious woman. living in this city. who
regards herself as being ''shelyed" so far
as her matrimonial experience goes.
Some five years ago she vas living hap
PLY with her husband on a farm, near
Fremont, Dodge County. Nebr.
Her husband, Vincent Brown, was in
prosperous circumstances and he decided
that he had secured enough of the worlds
goods TO entiae him to much-needed
rest.
He was weary of farming and he de-
cided to come to California and bask in sun
Shine the rest Of his days.
His wife was agreeable TO the change and
she willingly con sented to the sale OF the
farm and other realty III the form OF COM
munity property.
After this was all done Brown wanted
his wife TO go on to California with their
child and remain there until he had settled
matters"
Mrs. Brown demurred to such an ar
rangemeut, bur was at last persuaded by
her spouse that it was all for the best.
He provided Ter with through tickets 10
San Francisco, and giving her very small
sum OF money. he saw her on the train.
He gave as a reason for supplying her
with such small sum of money that lit
was mighty unsafe for women to be travel
Ing ABOUT Win coin.
lie promised. however, to send shis wife
money when she should arrive in this city.
Upon her arrival here Mrs. Brown had
only few dollars remaining, with which
she secured accOmIn Odations for herself and
child at cheap hotel.
She wrote TO her husband that she was
out of money and asked him to remit her
reasonable amount.
Brown replied to his wife's letter by send
ing her SO.
Since that time she has not heard from
him.
When she realized the plight she was in
the poor deluded wife found emplOymentas
best she could and managed 10 support her,
self and her little boy
In reilly TO inquiries she Instituted as 20
her husbands wheTeabOuts, she was in
formed he had left + emOnt and no one knew
where be had gone.
A few months ago Mrs. Brown learned
that her husband had returned and gave
every evidence Of being in prosperous cir
eumStanceS.
She wrote to him, but he did not reply.
All these years Mrs. Brown has been toll
ing induStriously to support herself and her
boy, whom she is giving every advantage III
the way of education.
Acting uron the advice of her friends, she
decided to ria herself of the man who has
so contemDtibly ridden himself of her.
So she has brought suit for divorce.
The papers were filed late yesterday after
noon by Wickliffe Matthews, the attorney,
at 402 Montgomery street
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-09-24
Crowley WIN Inv.stig,te.

The Health and Police Committee of the
Board Of Supervisors met yesterday and ex-
amined into the charge brought by the
Chief of Police that the range-shootiDg at
Harbor View was carried on in reckless
manner. III. Hermann, proprietor OF the
place, was present, and said there was
great deal of shooting done in the vicinity
of his grounds for which he was not respon-
sble. He thought that it was one of these
shooters who had fired the shot which re-
Gently passed through the piot-house of
passing tug. Mr.. Hermann stoutiy main
tanned that there was not aud could not be
any danger from the shooting at his range.
The committee decided to refer the matter
to the Chief of Police for further invesliga-
tOp
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-09-24

tomorrow morning DIR. Hanna is widely
known as divine and lecturer Ia CHATEAU
qua and other literary circles he is remenl-
bered by bis lectures on the Land OF the
Midnight SUM-" from the standpoint OF one
who has travelled in the far north and is
personally familiar with what he describes.
All who have heard him recall with what
brilliant descriptive powers be handled
that subject. and under what spell crowded
audiences listened to that rare elgquence.
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-09-24
MISUNDERSTANDING.

A DYICE FREE On ALL LEGAL MATTERS:
n marriages annulled; collections, damages. etc.
q. ". HOWE. atty $50 Market. cor Stockton. az II
NOAH r. FLOOD, ATToRNEY-AT-LAw. 1871
~ Montgomery ST, rooms and o. sell lm
" DAVIDSON, ATToRNEY-AT-LAw. APO
w California St. rooms 1916; advice free. do Il
ID A. CRoIHERs ArToRNEY-AT-LAw. 3ls
III. Clay 81 no3I
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-09-24

Rev. DIR. NJ. W. Hanna of Baltimore. who
has accepted the passionate of the English
Lutheran Church. Geary street, near 0c-
tayia, will preach his first address there
The morning call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1878-1895, 1892-09-24
OAKLAND REAL ESTATE.

O.IEDn NEW COTTAGE OF 4 ROOMS, WITH
ID OOO. lot 40xl00; well located near local
trains; $50 cash and $50 per month; viii take IN
part exchange a Cood lot or tots worth $500 Apply
at once TO HENRY E. ALDEN, 902 Broadway. OAK
land. se24 1T
G0S0n NEW GROOM COTTAGE WITH LOT
tDZUOU. 2Txl25; wen located city water and
street work done; surrounded by car lines; Will
sell on monthly payments and VIII take as part pay
ment a good lot lots worth $1eG9 or less. Apply
1T once TO HENRY K ALDEN, 902 broadway, Oak
land SEGA 7t