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Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1892-07-07
SHIPPING NOTES.

Schooner Corona is loading.at Wilson's.
Schooner Chas. E. Falk is loading at
Vests.
Schooner Laura Matsen is loading at
Cosmopolis.
Schooner San Buena Ventura is load
ing at Weatherwax.
The steamer Montesano was in the
Wishkah Wednesday.
Schooner VIM. Renton sailed Saturday
for Frisco from Vests.
Barkentine Arago came in on the End
and is loading at Hoquiam.
Schooner Volunteer sailed from Ho-
qniam on the 9Th inst. for San Francisco.
Schooners Chas. r. Wilson,J. G. Ford,
barkentines Portland and Novelty are on
the way up from San Francisco.
The steamer Typhoon has changed
time and now leaves Hoquiam at 7 :15 a.
M, Aberdeen at a. m. and Westport at
p. m. She arrives at Aberdeen at 80
p. m.
Capt. G. B. Hughes, Of Hoquiam, has
secured the captaincy of the Cleaner, the
last ship launched from the Hoquiam
yards, and will run her between the Col
umbia river and Rodondo beach.
Schooner Webfoot sailed Tuesday, with
Ala, 900 feet Of lumber. The Jas. A. Gar
field sailed yesterday with 100000 feet,
and the Volunteer is still loading at the
big mill. -Washingtonian. June 80.
Smoke the "Select" and "Think of Me"
cigars. They are clear Havana filled,
made in Aberdeen by skilled workmen
and free from all danger and flavors.
Call for them. They are kept by all
dealers. If
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1892-07-07

Putting up fruit? Then go to kroenert
Bros. for fruit jars and rubbers. 37-tf
In old times it seemed to be thought
that medicine must be nauseatlng to
be effective. Now, all this is changed.
Ayers Sarsaparilla, one of the most pow
erful alternatives, is agreeable to most
palates, the flavor being by no means
medicinal.
The peoples party, at their convention
held in Omaha on Tuesday, nominated
J. B. Weaver, OF Iowa for president and
James G. Field, OF Virginia, for vice.
president.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1892-07-07

Does general banking business Foreign
and Domestic exchange bought and sold
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1892-07-07

How's This!
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case Of Catarrh that cannot be
cured by taking Halls Catarrh Cure.
F. J. Cheney & Co., Props, Toledo, o.
We, the undersigned, have known +.
j. Cheney for the last Is years, and be-
lieve him perfectly honorable in all bust
ness transactions and financially able to
carry out any obligation made by their
firm.
West & Truax, Wholesale Druggists,
Toledo 0.
Walding, Kinnan & Marvin, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, O.
e. H. Van Hoesen, Cashier Toledo
National Bank, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mu-
cous surfaces of tine system. Price 75c.
per bottle. Sold by all druggists.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1892-07-07
wATERwoRKs FUND.

Bill Of Dooittle & Fogg for 500 for
printing bonds, referred to city attorney
to ascertain if the bill was proper one.
Council adjourned until July 13.
Aberdeen herald. [volume] (Aberdeen, Chehalis County, W.T.) 1886-1917, 1892-07-07

Call at the Aberdeen Bakery for fresh
bread, cakes and pies, fruits and nuts,
cigars and tobaccos; manufacturers of
fancy taffy and plant candies. If
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-01
WORLDS FAIR NOTES.

Regulations for exhibitors In the sew
cral Departments 81 the Exposition have
heen i.sue.l snd can b. ootsinei BY all
intending exhibitors by applying for
them, either Ia person or by mail.
Iowa. Ia IT, exhibit, at the exposition,
will .hos the ,atiOu. form. In which
corn products are useful AZ food, aud
also the processe. Of their prepar ,ilon.
n. Glo.irr Armstrong of Lonlon I.
Ia Chic, 90, mtking application for space
upon which Ia show reproduction oi
the Tower of London, or rather the most
interesting portion. of IL, such q. the
..Nhite Tower" "lleturhamp Tower
..Iow-r Gr-cn," Traitors Gate" etc.
lie rcprr-ents = cOmplny willing to eN.
peni ssJ).OO In the enterprise.
The Sultan of rurs-y h,. consented ."
the erection of mo.qne at the Exposi-
tion grounds for the religious services
20 Mob immel,ns Who atiend the Fair.
II I. reported that $500 will be expeni-
e,i Ia Il. erection.
The bureau 90 Music has issne,l letter.
Of Invitation Ia all the Important cl,o.
hN' ANN>
them to co-op-rate In forming tile grant
chorus of 400 voices, which viii ren-
der .tand,rd orstorios at th. cerrmonie.
dedlcaiory of the Exposition building.,
A Berlin dispatch states that Emreror
willlsmi. greatly Interested In Germany
making q llns exhibit AZ the Exposition,
AMI that h. has I'er.onslly urged Knapp,
the noted gun-m,ker, and schlutow,
manager Of the shIp-builiing works nj
siettin, to exhibit the latest aud best
products ~ their vast Industries.
Tie society for the promotion ~ Phys.
icsl Culture anil Correct Dress has ap-
plle,i for nineteen hundr~i squ,re feet
of door -pac. In the womsn's Building
to make an exhibit. The exhibition by
the society will be- by means of stituary,
photographs. pictures aud Eases con
tiinlng costumes. The application says
as the aims of the socictv nre education
nj Il would prefer not being clAssed With
reforms or charities.
II IL reported from Argentine Repub'
lic that pressure IL being brought upon
that government to increase its Worlds
Fair appropriation from eloo,CW "a
o300,0 900
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-01
kl.a Ward. fr.m .. Arr.l.

!, was .yiden, that she sooldcd for the
pleasur. of scolding; % b. disagrc-able,
A. pretty women find a singular. rare,
extraordinary diversion In bring. once a
month or . week or . day: for his re-
plies % her approaches wrr. frank, ear
ne-t and fagrantly truthful. The ma.
jonty In the car was fer him. although
= good advocate, who would have whis-
I-rcd to her 10 undo the kno, % her
brows. nigh, still have male Tor her a
triumph similar 30 that Of Helena,
daughter Of L-ia. In the Greek council.
Surely he suffered all the ,orturr- of the
abandoned: but there was an old wuman
In black In the car. and she must have
b-en fairy In disguise. she was - mar.
velously wrinklcd AMI ugly.
She pu, her shrivele,l hand on the lit
tie gloyei hand % his companion. and
calmly. In q voice 81 the last century, q
voice 20 sing 30 q clavichori accompani-
meut. abe aid. Madam, l had lovers
once; and. p-cvish. . fancied ! could
never lose them. Now. ! would b. ami.
able 20 man who loved me. even N he
hal. like my shawl. which l. made oi
more holes than stuH. mop faults than
virtues. would he amiable 10 him
New York Times
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-01
rnE poTAro scAB.

pr. BYRON u. Ilsl.ie,d ssys the prnot
that the sC,h 0. caused hya miuutr para
lite 20 the fungus group i a. brief ~ u
l. convincing. His germ has i'-.n TAX
Ga from - crossing sc,h, ani cultivated
pure by it.slf. aud after Il had acvumu-
lated some quantity 20 the Nifus healthy
tubsr. we're inoclai~i WITH H., after
Which the genuine scah appeared al the
points uf incubation. 1his being M"
ease. a bright rtv - light l. thrown ~
on the whole subject - prevention aud
rsme,liss We s-~, fpr example, a.
never h-forr. the importance n using
potaioe. for s.si that arr fire. from sah,
i0r the sains ryas0n that smpttcd grsiu
.. uut the bet o. uss for soN ing lHrge
quantities. "a ruttlug manure iu th" snil
NAV Cuutaiu the sCth gvrms and plupa-
gate them. Both the .oil sud scct need
o. D. looked after. n l. unNissio grow
potatu-. succvssi,sly on the same hnt,
IN suhi~,t to ssnh. IN time there Nill
douhtlsss - method. 20 treating 10"
sss,i POTATOES b.fprr planting. a. With
sulphur. 90 heat, hot vatrr a. f'r smut
II grain' or the Ike. hnoNing The
cause ~ the sctb there l. a rational
ha.is for further efforts towards IT.
eradication.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-01
GROWING Bows Aso GIRLS

", are iu.t turning our atirutlon a.
the question 10 how to groW live stock
ou the farm. aud farmer. travel long
distance. to lisicn to speakers 20 cN-
prfivuc- sui .,irutihc know le'lgr. anil
io ioin in the discussions sul b.lp bring
ogt the facts which many are beginning
To- feel are - nc'diuL II l. ALREADY
prttv we'll settled that to grow an
animal 90 10. t-cst estate 20 the lcssi cOsi,
u NUT d, cariully sheltered, fr'i snd
trained frum thu start to the Completion
10 u. development. Th~rr l. no resting
pltce. uo place 70 which care can be
safely omitted or full feed withheld With.
out checking growth Or stuniing It.
highest attainment. just Ia proportion
a. there IA. bcrn failure o. comply With
al the requirements - natures Laws,
Nill therr br failure to reach the highest
and c,mplris.t results. pld u ever oc-
cur to our farmer friend. that the.c
fact. and prin ,iplrs arr just ss applicA-
Ole to IA. rsi.ing and educating ot bpts
aud girls ~ tu The grpWiug ~ domestic
animil.s Arv not th- hoys ani girls the
highest and most valuable product 80
the FARM should they not have even
grvatrr care sui attention bestowed uI'-
on thsm than upon the animal. 10 the
fauns Nuiicc how fat the dawning In
tsllegt 81 the child op.ns upon the
worli around it-hoW. from almost utter
unsougiuusn.ss. IN a short tlmv. the lit
tie mlni. ai,isSi hy the fNv s.ns-s, picks
up wonderful fund 81 practical knoNl-
s,lgr. ani then marx hoS s"on inqnir,
!. awakened AMI II b.gins Ia ask pu-s-
ti,ns at,"ut things that often stump the
viss.i aud mpst learned philosopher.
Surrounis ~ the attraction. Of the
farm hunc anl given the freedom which
!, possible ouly In farm litr, during the
tlrst fcW Vfars ~ IT, eNi.irncc. u de-
,elop. In h-suty sni .irvngth physically
aud pick up almo.i imp"ivrpiihly ani
vithnuf ~ sn s,iuyftibn nearly equal io
a college course. Should there not b.
carr that M cause shtll fore" q halt AZ
thi. r-,in'. in either It, physical or meu-
I'll Development ani its moral de-
Nclopmrnt. Tor u has already begun 90
kuos right from wrong. aud hate from
lnN~f should not the greatest pains b'
taken % 80 furnish u With phy.lcl snd
mental fcoi aud exercise that u will
k~,p right on growing AZ the .am~
riph psr- until perfect minho"i 4.
rclche,l' Was not life and IT. surround
iugs aud experiences. given IL for ihi.
very purpo..s n u does not accomplish
this. then piac,ic,l aud iheoreiicil llfr,
worldly and spiritual life, have la some
Wsv got out 80 harmony, and Ne need
to adiust our educational II and inlu.trlal
Institution. so that they will Nlbritc Ia
PERFECT harmony snd Lad naturally Ia
The highsst culture and accomplishment.
hi. i oue ~ the prohlemso ot the future
and the farmers must d. the most Inn
poriant factor. snl actor. Ia It, solution.
-MirroF and Farmer.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-01
C..... Of Headaches.

"You can judge of the cause % a
bea,lache In many instances by it, locs.
ton" aid the doctor after he had asked
bis little paiien, where the pain was that
she complained Of. A dull headache In
the from, Of the head. particularly above
the eyes, proceeds almost invariably
from indigestion. aud can be treated &C.
coriingly. At the back of the head.
however. Just above the neck. a steady
pain betokens congestion or too much
blool in the brain. An excellent remedy
for this IL TO apply . mustard plaster on
the spine Just below the neck. Thi. al
mos, invariably draws the blood away
from the head and gives relief.
Neuralgic headache IL uninistakable
through the sudden dsr,jng character Of
u pains Cloths wrung out u the hot
test water one can stand will help this
suffering sometimes 10 . great extent
New York Tribune.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-01
Ih.sLsr.I .nd Isb.ees.

Thackeray rarely wrote without =
cigar between his teeth. In his "fits-
Doodle Papers" he jccularly suggests
that all the hullabaloo against smoking
has been raised by women. who are
Jealous of IL A. rival And It is q rival
TO them. he admits. "and their con.
querer too. Germany has been putting
away for thrececore years France
smokes 20 q man. Do you think you
could keep the enemy out OF England'
AK the clubhouses !. for my part, do
no despair to see bishop lolling out Of
the Atheneum with . cheroot In his
mouth. or At any rate. pipe stuck In
his shovel hat.--Exchange.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-01
plAcGNrA EATING.
II u uur NATURAL INSTINCT or nur
cow.

II Il now nesrly twenty years that !
have kept a heri % thoroughbred sni
grade Jersey COWS; st first the after
birth was az l. usual taken away, but
sometimes through accident II was
eaen which seems Ia l-e the Instinct of
the COW. Whenever this happened oh
served that th. animal di remarkably
well; there was no fever. no swollen
bag, NO disturbance 81 any kind; the
calf also dld well On the contrary
when the rul. was followed there WAS
always NOR. or less frycrishness, often
trouble With the udder, sometimes milk
fever and death. This experience. made
mc les careful Ia see thst the plsccnta
was removed ani each year more and
more COWS werc allowed 10 eat II. al
ways With the same beneficial results.
The past wear the whole herd have eaten
the afterhlrih anl although milk fever
hss hecu very prevalent aud destroyed
many valuable auimtls not one of INV
herd ~ seventeen COWS. most ~ them
large mllkcrs, some yielding u Ia ~
pound. of butter per week. hss been out
of order at csl,ing time Ia any way.
~ every cue must have observed there
l. a grrat fow of milk on the third dsy
after calNing. This tendency I. greatly
Increased hy the custom ~ milking the
co~ dry az soon "a the calf l. dropped
and taking from her every DAY all the
milk the calf leaNvs. When the after
birth I. eaten there l. no such tiow; tie
milk comes gradually, the calf takes I'll
that does cnnie aud Il u not until the
fourteenth ~ twentieth DAY that the full
fiow l. established. II !. to thl. gradual
incr,ase that think l. due the ireesl"m
from al bad symptoms, the great cNritc-
meni 20 the milk glands h-ing Kept dosn
" iih the consequent ic,erishness. The
oniy ciw required Il 10 sec that The
membrane doe. not catch on the i-rth
Nhrn bsing csicn. but this rcqulrcs no
morr than watching u 90 scc that u l.
not eaten.
am not SUR whether this treatment
hss any permanent efi,N.i on the fios oi
milk for the season. some of my coNs
have not given so much the past year a.
lrfurs. othvfs have don. a. usual 81
loNins for difference In quality of htN
aud Iastursgv; this polut want another
yesr's experience o. d.ciie, bat cannot
49, Nhy the habit sholld have any I'-t-
mancui ,iic,t and mention Il as possi.
bilitv Ia h. dcciied by Waichiulnc.. and
sNpsficncs.
Batting the aficthlfth does not secure
against ctrels.- trrttmsut, such a. ~
po.ure to COLI. chill after the eNertion
10 calNlns shen blanket Ia cold "r
chilly weather Il neCc.sary, or improper
frs,Iing. slthough " lea guari agsin'i
thl.. bat. With the u.atl care taken by
an ssnsih.r m~u. u Wlll. asa rule, Ia
nv opinion, ssVv from al the NO. 10
cal,ing time. c.I~,i,lly from milk fever.
New England Farmer.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-01

WORTHY State Master, \. Vi. Bclcher
10 II. L., savs: "Th- mission of th,
grange 9. o. ,ldrste the farmer and his
family. aud Il l. an educator TINT u l.
doing u. bet work: u shows the plain
prcc,pt. that belong to common lie,
hos as brother. aud sisters We should
act toNarl each other, aud how 10 hear
pailently the 40. aud disappointment. ~
rural life. Il l. educating u Ia visit
and comfort the sick, assuring the b'-
rcaVe,l that beyond this life there !. a
better home; that "this mortal shall b.
clothed Ia inmOrt alitv;" that the ssd-
lest things ~ earth shall be,ome
radiant Nlihjoy In short, IL ieache. u Ia
do right t,e,au.e u I. right, aud o. glory
in the right. Through tie grange the
farmer his becn taught the power ~
Organization. for In unity ~ action there
4. alNay. strength. The farmer, from
IN. teachings of the grange, !. reading
up aud thlaklng upon the leading que.-
tions of the dty. forming an opinion of
nj. own, learning that moral worth.
aiie,l by strength II purpose, will In the
fac. of al opposition come Ia the front,
aud leave it, impress.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-01
Tn. ts.isht Of Iasary.

In the presence Of southerner the
Conversation turned on Oh. grand style
Of living indulgcd In by our young
PArisians
That's nothing TO what II Il with N,
interrupted the MArsei.lais III can pick
out at leas, ten sous Of wealthy parents
whose establishments are on such = CON-
plets footing that they each keeps negro
valet for the sole purpose OF carrying
their mourning letters TO the post
Courier du Centre.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-01

The .eason which severity tries the
phvsi,al system .. approaching, and
March Winds. While thev sugg-st IN"
coming spring. also bring death ~ trail
men aud women. The housem"ihsr
.houh take special pains that -uyh are
Nell uourishe,i, that fire. are not sllowei
to 20 cot aud that work l. ~, c"uiinn~l
to exhaustion. while taking the Gus
tnmary precautions towards spring all
msnts r~msmher that some 10 the beet
pre- sntiyr ani Cutatiye measures srr
not spoonful doscs from q patsut me'll-
cine bottle. 4 daughter ot a veil known
phvsieitn IN southern NeN llfmpshirc
ADJ o. me rvcvnily: "fsther savs Peo-
ple In general have no, the slightest
iles ~ the value 20 walking aud driving
In the trrsh air az means of keeping
yell"
The trouble with farmers families u
that the men grt an overdose 81 fre.h
air aud outdcor exposure aud the
women are house kept more than any
other class 20 women.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-01
sceNesAr the pAsTeuR INSTITUTE.
H.- the rs,,s.'s Act white ssss,,'ss
the Tus laseaistlsss.

/ 0oS W. Estt<sts NV NHst@ u<<<tNtsW
the rvs iseesistissa
Everything being prepared. and the
doctor having taken his seat. the pa.
tients wcre called In. one after the other.
the children being allowed 10 ls accom-.
panied by their parents The sight Of
the delicate little syringe with it, needle.
like point has an effect on most Of ths
patients - they approach and present
themselves. but they have no time %
give way 20 reflection. and the punciure
Il over almost before they feel the pain
Children. OF course. squeai before as
well as after. but they soon forget u.
There was one exception. which
aroused the admiration of both the doc
tor and his assistants. little ~ they are
accustomed 20 display their feelings II
was that of . fair haired. well dressed
girl Of u1 or seven years "Sow. mind
you. be . god girl. and don't make the
doctor cross" said her father. "Oh. no,
papa. Twill show you that ! am . big
girl now" And 40 she did. She under
went two puncturs without 20 much n
. vince. and then Kissed the doctor. say.
ing. "Merci. mon bon petit m~iccin."
A young lady from Portugal was also
courageous. and even smiled A. the doc
tor applied the syringe firmly bat ten.
DERBY; she likewise expressed her graft.
tude. AMI her broken French SEEMED 10
make u all the more touching. All the
ladies. however. were no, such god pa
tien,s One. q stout person from the
country. kicked and shriekei as N she
werr being killci. Another half tainted
as the syringe prickcd her hut these
wer. exceptional cases. aud the majority
20 the women behaved themselves "
,narkably well The men wcre na,u.
rally hound 20 10 morr valiant. but even
her. some amusing exceptions occurred.
One oi the Pc,lmoni.se. a yillainous
looking fellow Of the brigand tyI-, who
appeared o. b, devoid of all feeling.
threw himself into the assistants hands
gruaning. "Come. come" aid the doc.
tor. stand M. ani don't make an ass %
yourself lie stool up pale AMI trrm.
bling. hut after the fr, punctur- he
sn ~s'Ua ~ Aaa ~ 10. 20. ~ - 'upi,'s -,
,o' n % 'ns ~yonu n' , ..'' W, '"" ''
Wy anu A.n.'i,.' .,, W ",n'si ..,.,
he was ,o'.oN" V M ss''0a,'u"
n"'ie, irsn 'rOh' ~. As., ne AT
n'ci ia,"' having io-i himself ON .he
roa ne uos'or .pp,',.'i .!1,', MN IN, "a
s -, "
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-01
Written Coz the Osfcri Dvmssrss
WINTER WINDS.

80 brightly ence In winters gone.
The a., at,sa my bearthstons shcts.
The Will wtn.is sweeping ps-t my shcf
fOr ns M node ofsorrVv h"rr.
Hut .lnr. that hsarthav's genial ray
To A.hs- S.shl hs. turns<i away.
Always .esta 3. hsaf In thsm
of bafiei Joy. r~ia'e@.
Al~ay. -ssa o. hear them wave
Ths grs.ss. o'ef lonsly grave.
A. In TIE lsng dr,st nights ] Ne
AMI nst thslf Will ~.iri mtn.srelsr'
An lonely hart. u 4. thy moan
That gives the win.l. their unsisrtoss.
Too duii. ala. thee ear. "a lear,
Ab.se thsn al. Q strain % shesr
A lofty strala 70 ho,s ani faith
That ever btssths-, thsre L. M death,
Hut only Tirher, fuller lifs
AMI isv, no new with srief o, sirtfe.
No NOV, fcr him the winter'. st,em,
Hat .ammsr iabis of soug ast blosm,
No motv tof him, ,lsfk cloa'is rt-s
Oa fAifsr thaa Italian Sales.
lie .c.. no eve. sro~ COLI Ani .tsase.
>or fesl. ti.s shiIl uf Asc'. chang.
Ths OBJ true latss of iorg ago
Attvpic vsrtath sfVani aim gov
rsAos, ksnsly hsati t~tI nol ~ long.
IN. ~issf. Will @osn viii 's.is~
sous.
Lite. wintfy chin 30 air. 20 balm.
10. stsfm snd stfs.. D. sw,stsst cslri.
Ma. o. b. NJ. Atiss'
sip.raisa Nsh Ish. IL
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-01

We agrre With the Rural New Yorker
that, n.Nt to hsr fo"i, the COW love.
sun.hlne. "whst shame u i IN c'ge
them In damp. dark hole- where they
cannot ct a sanhsih. One of our COWS
ln a stall With window, broke "ut the
gla.s lu.t bsfor- thc lat cold sntp. We
clo-s,i Il hurrisdlv With bosnls snd a
blankst 20 keep out the wini. The cos
missed the sun aud did her best % knock
OF the boards and ct taste of sun
.hlns. She crayel Il aud would not he
satisfied without Il. Poultrymen all
speak 20 the great need 20 gh.- in the
poultry houss. 80 th,t the hens may en-
~ the sunshine. Il i more necessarN
fnr hsns than Il u for caSs. Sunshine
!. rir.t-rtte thing Ia eel la milk "r but
tor. Ut u into the stables; you can
grt iuto the butter after u l. m,de
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-01
fro M cosrIsuIp.l /
fsshing Iiny.

Christmas Fogarty was an old colored
man employed a. steward On one o. the
boats In the revenue service. He wAs
white hair~i and inhrn. but such q IA
yorite with the officers that they retained
him In spite u his age.
One day one of the men askei Christ
mas how old he thought the captain was.
"well. sah." answered the old man,
after q spell u thinking, Il tink he
mighty nigh A. ole a. !. sah."
"IIow old l. that. Christmas- aske'i
the officer.
"well, sah. said Christmas contem.
platiyely. ''it must be nigh on. sah. 10
pushin iifty. .--Detroit Free Press.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-01
i,s Probable vsius.

"what IL In the psckAgey' Asked the
clerk ut the express ofice, proceeding TO
all ont blank.
"oid letters" replied the young WON.
an.
.valuey' mechanically inquired the
clerk.
Fifty thousand dollsrs."
And the plaintiff In the breach OF
promise case Of Joone versus DE Cembef.
who had Just RENTED batch OF docu.
lnsuts to her lawyer. walked out Of the
express once with vivid bot buainsss-
like CLEAN In her eye.-Chicago rnb-
une.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-01

A Yorkshire vicar once received the
following notice regarding q marriage
from q parish house This Il 10 give
You notis that and Miss Jemima Ara
bella Brearly IL comm TO your church
on saturday afternoon nex. 10 undergo
the operation Of matrimony at your
hands. Please be promp, as the cab h
hired by the hour The operation
was performed In due oourse.-Sew
York Tribune.
Oxford Democrat. [volume] (Paris, Me.) 1833-1933, 1892-03-01

Mr.. De Seiner ION being introduced 10
Adored Ones Motherp-Parlon me. mad.
am. but have We not met beforci Your
face seems strangely familiar.
Adored Ones Aother-Yes; ! am the
woman who stood up before Jon fos
fourteen blocks In . street car the othsr
day. while you ct reading . papsr.-
New YoRk Weekly.