The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-03-13

mercy'S sake, shouted va satan III tnc
distance, "don't lift that kettle up. DIG
Marsh Murdocks under there. Ii you let
him out he'll boom this Internal country
so fast we won't have half enoughr room 70
put all the people in"
Several Sundays ago it was noticed that
a character who, it was supposed, was
irreyocably lost, suddenly began to attend
church. He came in late and took seat
always in the back pew. The pastor was
encouraged TO speak to him, but this
frightened him away and last Sunday he
did lot appear.
The most unhappy man in town, SAID
jeweler yesterday, is young fellow who
was married during the boom. Money
was plentiful then and everyb body brought
present. Now he is poor and the people
as they get married expect as fine presents
in return as they gave and they keep MN
strapped all the while.
A young lady recently received > Dill
from her sweetheart. 1t was on st. Nalen-
tines day. and the young man explained
that he couldn't send flowers because they
would spoil. but asked her TO take the
money and go to the florists She went
and handkerchief, instead.
Valley Center Journal: AS Marsh Muir
dock looks out today on the falling
snow and the cold dreary surroundings,
the question which no doubt agltates
him most, is not as 20 whether he VIII
probably be the next governor OF Kansas,
but on the contrary as to where be VIII
| probably stand on the final judgement
day, after through the wickedness OF his
heart poked all sorts of fun at the limo
cent ground hog.
! Kansas City Times: The Toledo Bee
has great headlines announcing that the
| farmers of Kansas have abandoned the
| pillow and taken picks and shovels in their
/ search for gold which has been discovered
| in Atchison county. The home papers
are scrupulously careful not to give the
snap away. For general convenience that
| Wichita correspondent should locate .his
! gold fines nearer the center Of the state Sc
as to give all an even chance.
This conversation was actually caught
| in store on Main street yesterday after
| noon. A man and his wife entered and
the latter said: Harry, get down and tie
my Shoe
The man got down, laboriously. and ex,
claimed in surprise: why, it is already
tied"
Il know it." she replied in whisper
"but Just wanted to show that Jones
woman what could make you do"
Dodge Globe Republican,: The claim OF
II.H. Degering for hauling wheat anc
breaking sod for c.. Eisenmeyer was trieo
in Wichita last week and won by the
plaintiff. Colonel Bentley, for the de
PENDANT, made the plea that the plaintiff
was a frontier tough" and had doubtless
robbed Eisenmeyer of more wheat thar
the claim amounted to. 1t was tried be
fore a Wichita jury, the defendant was
! Wichita man, and when the eloquent col
onel sat down his case seemed won bu
Madison opened by paying most GLOWING
tribute to the commercial greatness OF TIT
Peerless Princess, explained how western
farmers toiled to raise the grain and ado
it TO the swelling volume of her commerc'
in return for which, when asking in he
courts the plea that they are tough"
fine answer given by a Wichita naboh
The jury was visbiy affected and gave tn
plaintiff verdict in five minutes by tn
watch.
Mulvane Graphic: One OF Mulvane
Young men has "best grip in Wichita
Last week he went up to the Berries
Princess to pay her visit-hls girl, no
the b. D. The train was late getting to Tn
CITY. and the family with which his IN
amorato was domiciled had retired for thu
night. The ardent swain rang the doc
bell long and loud, when the head OF tn
family made his appearance and demande
the reason for so much connection. In
lover made known his business. but wa
informed that his lady love had retired 10
the night, very much fatigued He ha
no idea of being deprived OF The object G
his mission, and insisted upon seeing tn
lady, and bluntly told the gentleman a
the door that he would do so If be had
call the police to effect an entrance TO th
mansion. He VAS told to go soak III
head" but instead of acting upon the ad
vice he left in a very angry mood, sayln
, he would soon teach some people whethe
, a man could not see his girl when he ha
, come so far for the express purpose. Whe
last seen he was on the hunt OF police
, man to carry out the object he had
: view. The boys about town are "guylng
r him now with the query: Did you ma
e policeman
= Moral-When you visit the norther
metropolis steer clear Of joints