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The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-12-17
"sUNNY SOUTH"
The Pennsy's Personally Conducted Tours
to Florida.

The Pennsy's Personally Conducted Tours
to Florida.
The Pennsylvania Railroad Company an
nounces its series of personally
tours to Florida for January 31st, February
14th and 2Sth, March 14th and 29th. The
party will travel by special train of Pullman
sleeping and dining cars, and they will go
through via the Atlantic Coast Line on fast
schedule. The Tourist Agent and Chsperon
will conduct each tour in both directions, eK-
sept that passengers on last tour will return
independently by regular trains, and all the
details will be carried out in that superior
style for which these trips have become cele-
brated.
Excursion tickets, including railway trans
portation, Pullman accommodations and
meals en- route in both directions, will be
sold from all principal stations on the system.
They will be good only on the special trains
or on regular trains to the nearest point of
connection with the special trains, and will
only be accepted for the return trip on the
regular returning train of that tour, except
for the fifth tour returning, which will be
good by regular trains They will admit of
a stay of two weeks in Florida, except in the
ease of the fifth tour, which has a longer
return limit tickets being good for return
passage until May Both, 1893. For informa-
tion detailing the tours application should be
made to Mr.. Geo. w. Boyd, A. G. P. A.,
Philadelphia.
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OK PAYS for a home lot at Mays La

Ok PAYS for a home lot at Mays Land
Q1O ing, the fine suburb of Atlantic City; 5
squares from II. r.. commutation fare to Phila
25 cents; has court house. hotels, schools,
churches, cotton paper, clothing, cigar sash
brick and numbering mills, with finest water
power fine driving fishing, cunning, bathing
selling city and country combined; 35 houses
built last year and not one empty; safe and
sure investment; $50 invested viii increase
800 in 6months; mills built this year; lots are
50 feet above ocean; 10 per cent. OF for cash;
lots for S25; title insured. Send for circular
MAYS LANDING IMPROVEMENT co, 65s
Franklin St., Philadelphia. 9-3O4m
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No Hone.

Mrs. SpinlHs-I can't pay you.
haven't cent. But perhaps my hus-
band viii have some money when he
gets home | believe he's gone to a
horse race.
Grocer (weeping)-Alasl madam, you
are mistaken. 1t wasn't a horse race
he went to. 1t was church fair.-N.
Y Weekly.
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TREATING HER COLBY.
Catechising Him.

Tabby-Where were you last night.
sir?
Tom with one ear slit, half his
whiskers gone, and footprints of a high
old time all over his FACET was as
sisting at an outdoor concert, my dear.
Tabby deliberately sarcastic)-It was
a grand affair, no doubt, sirl
Tom-It was bowling success, my
dear. Chicago Tribune
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nRoPosITIONs FoR GOOD RusINEss

DROPOSITIONS FOR GOOD BUSINESS
i Men.-The Provident Life Association
No. 20T n. Liberty street, Baltimore, Md de,
slres 10 engage a manager in this part OF the
who can present proper testimonials, as to
character and ability, and VINO is willing
10 do personal work, IS offered a permanent
r, qutres tine services Of special, district. aud
local agents. Address,
2-S 2w "AGENCY DEPARTMENT."
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1t Has Come to This.

The women wear suspenders,
And are fond Of mems cravats;
They also wear their blazers
And their nobby little hats.
Their gloves are very mannish,
And they wear their hair cut short:
They are up in all the racing slang,
And baseball is their forte,
And things are so reversed that men
In counting win not speak
Until they ascertain how much
A wife can earn week.
-Jud1a
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n mission, to handle the new Patent Chemi-
cal Ink Erasing Pencil. The quickest and great
est selling novelty ever produced. Erases ink
thoroughly in two seconds. No abrasion Of
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experience not necessary. For terms and fun
particulars, address The Monroe Mfg Co.. La
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1t must have been about one o'clock
in the morning when some one silently
entered the house of old Bill Bum,
constable This some one entered by
the back door, went stealthily into the
room where Bill and his wife slept,
rummaged about a few minutes, and
then emerged from the house. 1t was
a woman, and she had something in
her hand.
Sam Toms was awakened, a little
after this, by rafting, jarring sound
lie sprang up, just as the big oaken
doors swung back and revealed the
figures of a woman and two saddle
horses.
81 come fr We, SAM" said the wom-
an, with a sob. II done brung both
ponies an ou' clo'es. Les go, Sam; we
en- git 'erost tn rivah befo' mawnin'.
Come"
He clasped her in his arms, and they
chung to each other a little while,
Then Mat said, more steadily:
"Come, sam. Les go ovah Z Mexico
An mebbe we en- try N do better
ovah thar"
And they rode forth in the bright,
free moonlight, down towards the Rio
Grande--into a new and better life. -
r. L. Ketchum, in San Francisco Argo-
uaut
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DO MerelY Mondered.

81 see by that sign" said the man in
the chair TO the barber, that you hone
razors for private use"
'Yes, sir Have you some that you
want honing?"
mo; but was wondering why you
didn't hone the razors you use on your
custo mers. Jury.
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The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-12-17

HHARTER NOTICE-Notice is hereby
~ given that an application will be made to
the Court OF Common Pleas OF the County OF
Schuyllull, State of Pennsylvania, on Monday
the 26lh day of Dec, A. D. 1892, at 10 ocloek In
the forenoon under the "Aot of Assembly to
provide for the Incorporation OF certain oorpor-
ations," approved April 20, 1874, and the
supplements thereto for the charter Of an
liking John SobieskieO Ill Polish Roman
Catholic Beneficial Society" OF shenandoah,
Pa, the character and object Of which are
The maintenance Of an organization for
beneficial ana protective purposes, by the
establishment OF beneficial fund therein. and
10 cultivate charitable and benevolent spirit
be carried on at shenandoah, PENNSYLVANIA and
for these purposes TO have, posses and enjoy all
the rights, benefits, and privileges conferred
by said Act of Assembly
Nj. M. BURKE, Solicitor.
Shenandoah, Pa Nov. 20, 1892 ll-2S-3w
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-12-17
THE GREATEST DISCOVERY
Catarrhal Deafness Cured. No More
Use For Ear 7Fumpets
Triumph atLQst.

An iniallible remedy for the cure of
catarrh ana deafness IN all its stage s.,
by one VINO mas been great sufferer
nom calairh ana almost .otal deafness.
NO catarrh or slimy green aud yell
low sticky matter diacharging from the
nose. No deafness. No rinqing.
cracking sounds ~ the head. No
mucous matter lodging IN the throat.
NO occasional hacking cough with
throwing up Shiny green and yellow
Sticky matter. 1t Is a blessing that
,WQrda cannot describe.
Nor further information write for
'iroulars. Address, Frank Worlz q
TO-, Wausau, Wis. Drawer 1929
1910 At
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al onestlon of Eoonnmr.

Catkin-What did you marry her for
if you intended to apply for a divorce SO
soon?
Barlow-She threatened to sue me
for S25, 900 damages for breach Of
promise, aud knew | could get di-
vorce a good deal cheaper than that
Iruth.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-12-17

Hicks lin a railroad restaurant)-1
don't see how you can afford to sell this
pie for ten cents What is it made off
Waiter-Custard.
Hicks-Excuse me; l thought it was
amber.-Truth.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-12-17
Trouble Coming.

Citizen-W What's up?
Policeman-Orm lsnoclSin' fur help,
an ringiu fur an ambulance
Citizen What's the matter?
Policeman -Oi just saw two Oytali-
ans smilin at th' same woman.-N y.
MnnllLV
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Utah.

The land OF sunshine and howers-rich also
mineral and agricultural resources-is best
reached by the Rio Grande Western Railway.
See that your excursion tickets read both ways
via that road, which offers choice of three
distinct routes ana the most magnificent rail.
road scenery in the world. Send 25c to j. II.
Bennett, salt Lake City, for copy OF illustrated
book, Utah, Peep into the Mountain Walled
Treasury Of the Gods" II
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Satisfied.

Barber-Your hair is getting very
thin on top, sir.
Customer-That's the way like it
I'd look well with bushy top and thiD
edges to my scalp, wouldn't I?-Puck.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-12-17

Old Friend-To tell you the truth,
George, this house you're in now is no
great shakes.
George (grimly)-Wait till you've
slept in it through storm.-N. Y.
Weekly.
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-12-17

How strange that he whose agricultural days
Mid emerald fields are passed and verdant
woods,
Still to New York his annual visit pays
To purchase al assortment Of green goods" Z"
Tnr
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-12-17

Real estate dealers in town are becoming
aetive and a number of changes win be made
alter January LIST,
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Al ob.taele to mapplnesa.

81 love you"
'Oh pshawl was Just hoping that
we might be engaged instead "-Chica-
60 News Record.
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@ = 10 s15 per day at home, selling lightning
DO Platter and plating jewelry watches,
tableware, &c Plates the finest OF jeWery
good as new, on all Kinds of metal with gold,
silver nickel. No experience, No capital.
Every house has goods needing plating
l0-25-2n II. K. DELNO g. Co, Columbus D
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-12-17

L10R SALE-CHEAP-One OF Chambers &
L Cos copying presses, the present owner
having no use Tor IL; being good as new Call at
HERALp Office
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" e,-43- rs. &c.

TOR RENr.-Society and club rooms in the
l post once building. Apply TO M M. Burke,
Attorney, Rooms. 1114tf
The evening herald. [volume] (Shenandoah, Pa.) 1891-1966, 1892-12-17

CALARY OR COMMISSION-To agents to
- handle the Patent Chemical Ink Erasing
Pencil. The most useful and novel invention OF
the age. Erases ink thoroughly in two seconds,
Works like magic. 200 to $40 per cent. proht.
Agents making $50 per week. We also want
general agent to take charge Of territory, aud
appoint sub agents. A rare chance to make
money Write for terms and sample Of eras-
Wis. ll-25-lm
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L1OR SALE.--A valuable property on East
II Coal street. One half cash only required.
Possession given April 1st, 1893. Suitable for
Of1Ce. n
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DANK ELECTIoN,-The annual election of
ID the stockholders Of the Merchant Ma
tional Bank, Of Shenandoah, Pa, will be held
At the Banking House, Tuesday, January 10th,
1880, between the house OF ! and p. M, for
the purpose OF electing thirteen (l3) directors
70 serve the ensuing year.
1919 5t-es Z. b. HUNTER, Cashier
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Drafts, checks and other remittances
should be made payable to the order of
The PRESS COMPANY, LIMITED,
Philadelphia, Pa
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-06-03
A suit with MANY Pockets.

The writer was ut his tailor's the other
day when he saw among the articles com
pleted and waiting to be delivered a suit
of light corduroy What is that for?" he
inquired. For Il mining engineer in Mon
tana," was the answer. He needs some
thing made of the strongest possible mate
rial for the rough work in which he is en-
gagged The most singular thing about
that suit, however. is the number of pock-
cts in the coat. How many do you sup
pose there ares Not less than elevenl The
coat, you see, is a sack. The outside side
pockets are made double-that is, they
may be described as one extremely large
pocket divided into two parts.
''Then on the inside, opposite these
double pockets, are two other large ones,
each with flap and button to hold it
closed. Then there are two breast pockets
outside and two inside on both sides, and
finally small change pocket-eleven in
all. They had to be made of certain sizes,
too-perhi ps TO hold books or something OF
that kind 1t took one workman whole
day simply to put in those pockets.
should think that when the wearer got
them all filled he would be pretty well
loaded. shouldn't you?"-New York Trib.
une
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-06-03
A Japanese Prison,

That 'stDne walls do not a prison make"
is Enthusiastically true of prisons in ia
pan. 1t would be strange if people SO
poetic and unique as the Japanese did not
treat crime and criminals in Il way.differ
ent from any other nation, and inasmuch
as their morality, religion and standards
differ from ours, so do their prisons.
Among many experiences | can count none
more gloomy and dispiriting than visit
paid to an English model prison. The
gray, blank walls. the cold cherries cells;
the solitary prisoners at work at useless
tasks; the exercise ground, with the men
making III air daily dreary rounds, the low,
repuisive aces of the criminals and the
stold Indifference of the warder, with his
bunch OF clanking keys, all combine to
leave on the mind weary sense of some Of
the hopeless results Of advanced civiliZa-
ton. \ vsit to a japanese prison leaves
quite other memories.
The prison | visited was the large state
prison situated in the outskirts of the
great spreading city of Toxic. Drawn by
two fast runners yoked in the jinrikisha or
small hanlcar, which takes the place of
cab or carriage in Japan, we sped along
at the rate of about seven miles an hour,
through tie busy streets of Toxic, across
the broad liver and out into the suburbs.
where the lilac blossoms Of the wistaria
and the flame colored masses of flowers of
the azaleas Were making all the gardens
gay. On arriving at the prison premises
was struck at once by the fact that there
were no outside walls, and that the gates
which led into the large garden and farm
which surround the buildings stood wide
| open. The prison contained, however l ,66l
| prisoners-l.542m men and ll9women-and of
| - f.fsn 7
been committed for robbery
I'll
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-06-03
Not n Tenderfoot.

A young Knglishman has been stopping
at the Riehelieu for three or four days
He dawdlel about the corridors with his
hands stuffed into his pockets and drawled
an occasional answer to a question in way
familiar To readers of the comic weekly.
He looked the typical stage English
noodle at first glance, but his neck and
face were trifle too brown to warrant the
same conc lusion after second glance.
The smart drummer didn't look twice,
however The smart drummer never does
except when pretty girl is across the din
ner table from him. He winked at his friends
who were sitting in their big leather chairs
at the window and walked over to where the
young Eng ishman stood. The young Eng
lishman was apparently watching the pro
cesson of smart turnouts on the boule-
ward His eyes at least were turned in
that direction, although there was really
no expressi On on his face to indicate that
he saw across the street.
Just over?" the drummer asked.
"Yaas." yawned the Englishman.
Beautiful street, amt it?"
"Chawm N, sab"
Going out west?"
"Yaas"
Rough country out there" said the
drummer, winking again. Hope you're
we'll armed. May have scrap on your
hands before you get to the city limits.
The Indians are swarming all over the
west side, ghost dancing and all that sort
of thing"
Realty with some establishment.
"Oh, yes" continued the drummer
warming up TO his subject. Attacked q
car out here on West Madison street,
killed the conductor with his own bell
punch and scalped the defenseless pas
sengers. oh, she's hot town. General
Miles has gone out with detachment of
cavalry to check the redskins. People are
fleeing their homes. Attacks are made on
every train and the engineers are wearing
boiler iron clothes as a protection against
the bullets"
The Eng ishman drew a package of Gig
arettes from his pocket and selected one,
which he lit. Then he turned rather
abruptly on the drummer and laid one
large brown paw on the young mans
shoulder. Son" he said, you give me a
bad pain. If you have any more fairy
stories to tell about this neck of country
pick out a tenderfoot. I've been punchin
cattle on the peraries for ten years and l
pass you up"
The Englishman resumed his vacant
stare and the drummer went away with
out paying his bill.-ChicaSo Herald.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-06-03
Fail to do Our Duty.

Everybody has at times failed to do
heir duty toward themselves. Hun
dreds of lady readers suffer from sick
headache, nervousness, sleeplesness and
female troubles. Let them follow the
example of Mrs. II. Herbechter, Stevens
Point. Wis, who for five years suffered
greatly from nervous prostration and
seeplessness, tried physicians and differ
ent medicines without success. But one
bottle of DR.. Miles Nervine caused sound
sleep every night and she is feeling like q
new person. Mrs. Elizabeth Wheeler.
Laramie City, Wyoming, who tried all
other remedies. declares that after three
weeks use. of the Nervine for headache,
nervous Irostration. etc, she wss en-
trely relieved. Sold by Hartz s. Bahn>
n. Trial bottle free.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-06-03
Living Innelible Ink.

If the she'll of the purpura lapillus be
broken, there is seen on the back of the
animal, just. under the skin. slender,
whitish vein, which contains a yellow
liquor When this liquor is applied to
linen with small brush and exposed to
the sun it becomes successfully green, blue
and purple, and finally settles into a bril-
liant Interchangeable crimson. Housewives
of New England have growing abundantly
on the seaside rocks in their neighborhoods
little living bottles of indelible ink, not to
be excelled in beauty or durability by any
manufactured product, since neither acid
nor alcohol will affect this juice of the
whelk. Interview in Washington Star.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-06-03

I can recommend Ely's Cream Balm to
all sufferers from dry cstsrrh from per-
sonal experience Michael Herr, Pnar-
macist, Denver.
/ had catarrh OF the head and throat for
five years. 1 used Ely's Cream Balm, and
from the first application was relieved.
The sense of smell. which had been lost.
WIS restored after using one bottle. l
have found the Balm tie only satisfactory
remedy for catsrrh, ard it has effected a
cure in my case.-H. l.. Myer, Waverly.
N Y
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-06-03
''MOTHERS'
FRlENDo
MAKES CHILD BIRTH EASY,

Colvin, La, Dec. 2, 1ss6.-My wife used
MOTHERS FRIEND before her third
confinement, and says she would not be
without it for hundreds of dollars.
DOCK MILLS.
Sent by express on receipt of price, 150 per bot
tie, Book I" To Mothers mailed free.
BRADFfEL0 REGULATOR CO.,
ron SALE Nv AL DRUGGISTS. ATLANTA. Ga.
SOLD 5Y E4&TZ & SAENsEa
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-06-03
A Monstrous skeleton.

In 1924, near the castle of Dauphine,
monstrous tomb was discovered. 1t was
30 feet long, l6 wide and s high. The in
scription Kintolochus Rex" was cut in
the hard, gray stone. The skeleton was
found entire, l511 feet long, 10 feet across
the shoulders and feet from the breast
bone to the back -Exchange.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-06-03

Friend" and when 1 was sick l never
went to bed until 1890, and my boy was
born at a. m. with scarcely any pain.
| will do ali can in recommending it to
expectant mothers. Your thankful friend,
Mrs. 3. F. WALTERHUs.
Marion, O., Sept, 1890.
Sold by Hartz & Bahnsen.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-06-03
A BARRIERS Sign.

There wits in the old town of Lewes
painted S gn outside a barber's shop of
Absalom. hanging by his hair in an oak
tree, and underneath the following lines:
o Absalonl my son, my son.
II thou haist worn periwig thou hatst not
been lndone.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-06-03
JAPANESE LIVER PELLETS

Acts like magic on the stomach, liver and bowels,
dispels dyspepsia, billousness, fever, cold, ner-
disorders sleeplessness loss of apt elite, re
stores the complexion; peri ect digestion follows
their positive cure for Sick Headache ana
constipation; small, mild. easy TO take; large
walls OF 50 pills - cents. Hartz y Bahnsen, cole
agents, Rock Island, Ills.