Arizona weekly journal-miner., 1892-07-13
rrrHY. POINTED AND PERTINENT

PITHY. POINTED AND PERTINENT
 Wonder if "Bill' Whitney use d any standard oil money in Chicago
 Gray, of Indiana, may be excused for feeling a little blue over the situation.
 It's a square fight this time: Pro tection against Free Trade. Which are you for'
 Americans like speed in men as in methods of travel; that's why they take to Harrison and Reid.
 The democrats hunted for ano- body to put on the ticket with Cleveland, and they found him.
 Canada doesn't like the idea of retaliation on the part of the Uni ted States. Nobody supposed she would.
 Grover to Adlai: Don't talk for publication; it isn't safe, unless your remarks are first submitted to me for approval.
 Several type foundries are run ming extra time on capital Fsto be used in setting up Mir. Cleveland's letter of acceptance.
 Ice cream poisoning is again ire quent. Beware. girls. Oh, never mind, no thanks are necessary; we know just how you feel.
 The prospects of the democrats would be much brighter if the rec ord of the present House of Repre- sentatives could be wiped out.
 Since Cleveland's nomination, General listlessness has become the democratic Commander-in-chief. In November he will be succeeded by General disaster.
 The grace and apparent ease with which editors Dana and Watterson took their Cleveland medicine has never been excelled in American politics.
 Our exports are increasing all the time. Free traders, put that in your pipe and smoke it, while you pom der on the untruthfulness of demo- cratic campaign prophecies.
 Senator Hills visit to the sea- shore was probably for the purpose of speaking his mind to the wild waves, which could not rush oif and put what he said in the newspapers.
 Ex-Gov. Campell has turned rain bow chaser. He says Cleveland may carry Ohio. Yes: so Harrison may carry Texas, but he will not. The chances in both mays" are about the same.
 Perhaps Stanley wants to get into Parliament that he may explore some of the dark places. Should he succeed, he will find men there much smaller than the African pig mics.
 Mir. Gladstone is proud to be spoken of as the grand old man. any man would be; but if Mrs, Gladstone is proud to be called the grand old woman" she differs from the rest of her sex.
 Cleveland was put up to catch the silk-stocking democrats and mug wumps, and Stevenson to propi- tiate the uDwsshed, shirt-sleeved democrats 4 more incongruous pair was never yoked together. Chaimberlain's report for July 6 says, that while there is no very large volume of trade throughout the country, reports from all sec tions show good healthy state of affairs. Wheat and corn crops are in excellent condition.
 A line of whaleback steamers which have proven such success on the great lakes, is to be built for the ocean carrying trade. This is an. other triumph for a distinctively American idea, which was at first laughed at by so called experts.
 The political partnership between Senators Hill and German was fer mally dissolved when Hill voted for free coinage and German against it. Cleveland having captured the prize there was no further reason for either of them to dodge a vote
 Senator Vest once more regrets that he didn't know it was loaded" When he was abusing Mir. Camp bell, the new chairman of the re- publican national committee, for being a tool of the odious monopo- list, Phil Armour, head of the beei combine, he did not know that Ar mour was an ardent Cleveland man.