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Mohave County miner., 1892-01-02

The artificial egg is 90 perfect even TO
the shell, that it takes sn expert hen to
tell which to sit on About the only ad-
vantage she has 10 that her sort will
evolve young poultry.
Mohave County miner., 1892-01-02

A New Hampshire woman found cent
in an egg laid BY one Of her hens, snd
has been telling oi Il ever since. Many
an actor has found more scents than that
10 au egg and modestly forbore TO boast
Mohave County miner., 1892-01-02

A little while ago water pipe burst In
Windsor castle and flooded the queens
dining room, and now about the same
thing has happened In the White House
at Washington. This eternal sping Of
the English Is going TO get this country
into trouble II we don't watch out.
Mohave County miner., 1892-01-02

Prof. Shaler Of Harvard College and
President Morrison Of Boston University
have discovered . petrified human body
in Falling spring cave, Sequache Valley,
Tenn. The body Is perfect. Msnv GU.
rious weapons of copper we're at its feet
Mohave County miner., 1892-01-02

At . meeting Of CAnucks, held in On
nerkop, Ontario, . fsw DAYS ago. 9 reso
luton fAvoring annexation TO the United
States vas unanimously passed. The
Tory element are using their utmost en-.
deAvor 10 stop the growing sentiment 10
favor of union with the United States.
Mohave County miner., 1892-01-02

A Chicago school teacher sent some
children home because they had been
eating onions. Their parents took the
matter 10 tho superintendent Of schools,
who reprimanded the fastidious teacher
aud reinstaied the children.
Mohave County miner., 1892-01-02

Pinkston: have happy idea. BInks-
ton: ID that SO? should think It would
be unhappy. P: Why so? b: It must
be so lonesome, you know.
Mohave County miner., 1892-01-02

George q. Curry has arrived at Van
couver from Alaska in dugout canoe. 1t
is said that he is the only white man who
ever made that journey in such craft.
Mohave County miner., 1892-01-02

On the grsvestone Of western woman
who died recently has appeared her pic
ture. II it is like the general run Of sp-
itsphs it must fiatter her.
Mohave County miner., 1892-01-02

Goodness, John! How queer baby
looks. believe he is going to have q
nt." BY George! 1 believe you are
right. Where's my camera r. q
Mohave County miner., 1892-01-02

A public employe north Of Harlem
river who didn't use to believe that two
heads we're better than one is now the
father Of twins.
Mohave County miner., 1892-01-02

A son Of the late President Garfield ID
head rusher for football team at Will
iams College. Sons Of great men do be-
come leaders once in while.
Mohave County miner., 1892-01-02

Il understand DR.. Prosy has preached
against the summer girl" Yes, he don't
like her because she never marries."
Mohave County miner., 1892-01-02

Jinks: How witty Miss Pruyn be-
comes after few glasses Of champagne.
Filkins: Yes, I've noticed that il makes
her extra dry. "
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Chicago. He is Edmund Camlin, an oars

Chicago. He is Edmund Camlin, an oars
man and barrier of considerable repute.
English amateurs are debarred from rid
ing In Australia as well as in France, be-
cause there the amateur is really profess
slonal and races for money.
Another distinguished convert to cycling
is Lord Dufferin, the English embassa-
dor to Paris. The noble envoy goes about
escorted by the whole embassy staff on
their wheels.
Ralph Temple, the professional cyclists,
has an idea he can lower the record for a
mile now held by Windle, and is accord
lngly In training. Windle's time was 2:15.
The new track for the Worlds fair meet
will cost in the neighborecod of 5000.
But 1t Is puzzle to say of what material
1t will be constructed. If board tracks are
faster than those now in use then a board
track it will be.
Nesbitt one of the best road riders in
the world, is credited with having ridden
three miles on the road in Z minutes and
30 seconds on geared ordinary. Coming
on the top of Bates long ride, this short
spin In such quick time is of peculiar in
terest. By the time Shorthand, Boothroyd
and the other cranks have given a public
trial performance it is likely the safety
will have serious rival in the high wheel
Mr.. F. G. LEM of the Manhattan Ath-
letic club has selected Victor Pneumatic
tire for his trip around the world.
J. S. JENSEN,
Jewler, sole agent for Victor, %, East
First South street.
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in five in three. No need to ask her; look
at her and answer yourself.
| said to woman once, an actress:
''Stage life is pretty hard on womanl p"
"Hard" she replied, sit is impossible
said to man once, a doctor: ELLA R
"a mutual friend) is going to leave the
stage because she says she can't keep re-
spectacle on it. What do you think of it"
Il think she is right, but it wouldn't do to
say So"
Why won't it do? If it is desperately
hard for woman to keep on her feet, why
not say SO and let the butterflies, which,
after all, are butterflies and not earth
worms, lind some other brightness less
poisonous to feed Oh! Many daresay,
most-pretty, weak girls would rather be
good than vicious if circumstances would
help them. Well, let US tell them circum-
stances are not helpful behind the foot
lights. Let the amateurs at virtue, who
shipwreck themselves and our profession,
go elsewhere where life is easier, and
leave room to the people who can endure as
we'll as act. know it is widely accepted
theory that enc can't do both; but theories
have their judgment day as well as men,
and it is time for some kind of a judgment
day here.
Let US say an honest life on the stage is
giants task, and perhaps the giants will
come and help Us. At any rate. let US say
1T loud and frighten the butterflies
Ladies' Home Journal.
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lerton will trot against Axtell until after
the pair have met on the Independence kite
in August.
Bermuda is reported broken down. A
tendon in the foreleg is said to be sprung,
and Byron McClelland fears that his horse
may never face the starter
Charley Post, the jockey who was injured
at Gutenberg recently, is now blind. An
artery leading to the brain was ruptured
and paralyzed the optic nerve.
The Overland Jockey club of Denver will
offer S45, 600 in overnight purses and handi-
caps Tor fifteen days. racing during the
Knights Templar conclave in August.
Nsrvaez had sixty mounts this year on
the Pacific coast, winning twenty nine
tunes, was second thirteen times and third
seven times. This beats the California
record.
Allerton and Delmarch will lot at Des
Moines, Ia, next August for a purse of
$4,000, 90 per cent. to go the winner and 40
10. the loser. All the contracts have been
signed.
1t has been stated that arrangements
have been made for the permanent location
at Freeport, H., of Budd Doble the
horseman. If he comes fine quarters will
be built for him at Taylor's park.
Davenport, Ia, offers $4,000 In purses
LOT us troJtlng meeting, $4,000 for race
between Allerton, Axtell, Nancy Hanks
and Nelson, which cannot be made, and
$1,000 for one between Direct and Hal
Pointer.
The kite track at Meadville, Pa, is in ex-
ceptions.ly good condition. 1t has been
widened to ninety feet for Marvin's ex-
press use, and will be made as fast and safe
as can be. The turns will be thrown up
and widened, ana Marvin says it will be q
better track than the Independence one.
e Delmarch will trot for purse of SIC, 900
at Des Moines, Ia, in August next. M. E.
McHenery of Freeport, ILL.,, has stated
that his proposition has been accepted. 1t
was that Delmarch would trot against any
stallion in the world for purse of $40, 900.
entrance free, so per cent. to the winner
and 40 per cent. to the loser. 1t is probable
that either Allerton or Nelson will be
selected against Delmarch for the race.
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OUT OF DOOR SPORTS
The Salt Lake and 0gdens Meet
Today.
RING, WHEEL, TURF, AND FIELD
The Weeks Careful Summary Of Events and
Leading People Connected Herewith in
the COuntry's Sporting Circles

There win be q game of ball at the Salt
Lake baseball park today between the
Ogdens and Salt Lake teams. A good game
is anticipated as both teams are very strong
and they are playing good ball.
A fine game was witnessed in Ogden on
Thursday, erding by score of to l in ia
vor of the Ogdens. this making two games
piece, and both clubs will put their
strogest teams in the field to win Sundays
game.
Ladies are admitted to all the privileges
of the game free. The grounds are in ex-
cellent condition, as Groesbeck has had
teams on the grounds all week preparing
them.
The street cars viii leave the theatre
corner every ten minutes. Cars will be in
readiness at the close of the game 10 &C
commodate all patrons. The boys OF the
Salt Lake team say they wish for no nicer
treatmenss than the people of Ogden gave
them.
Tie team today for Salt Lake will be as
follows: Mulqueen, c.. Busby, p; Badel,
h.; Lloyd, 3D.; Mccoy, S.; Plasts, 3b, !;
Groesbeck, r.f. Graham, CT. Horton, r.f !;
Hammond, sub.
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BoYs-BY A SMALL GIRL.

Boys is hawrid That's what all the
gurls SEE. Thay doant think 30 but thay
So so soz thay wunt git PLACED.
Boys likes to hav gurls think they ur tut
l Xix tut boys.
My big sisstur SEE tut boys is the best.
Shes had speryunce.
hav nevur thot of gittin married, but
" had lots Nv chances.
Boys is yusful. Thay elm tres and steel
things fur the CURL thay Xix best. Sticks
difrunt boys SEE thay liks me best,
Gurls pretends thay doant car fur boys.
Gurls hoo SEE thay doant lik boys wunt go
to heven. My big sisstur nevur will 20 to
heven.
After Will boys Is men. When boys git
to chune tewbacka thay ar men.
Boys is better than men.-DetrOit Tri-
bltne
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ocal Sporting Notes.

LANCE has confined himself to his athletic
school since he discovered that as a pug he
is q failure.
Several noted foot racers are in town and
the public may have chance TO witness
some good racing.
Breeders Of thoroughbred dogs are look
ing forward TO the coming bench show, and
propose TO have those dogs in condition
when the event is announced
The slips to be used IN the coursing
match Decoration day are direct importa-
ton from England.
George Barr, the prominent local sport,
has been unable TO cash in his bets from the
late glove contest.
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simple, strong and serviceable, not too fine
in its upholstery, without multiplicity of
ornamentation and, in fact, without those
accessories that are as useless as they are
expensive.
FACT FOR MOTHERS.
1t has been truly said that any amount
OF outside teaching cannot help forward
the love of beauty and truth in form and
color 30 much as the proper and decent ar
rangement of the room and belongings
which are constantly before US.
NEUTRAL CoLoRs.
Neutral colors are like wall or bound
airy between two conflicting armies it
stands peackmaker between color dis
cords, and makes possible the use of almost
any unharmonious color scheme when used
in juxtaposition. Neutral colors steal the
diseord from tints. 1t softens strong lines
and makes them bearable if not pleasing.
THE FUNCTION OF THE FLOOR.
The true function of the floor is to be
walked on; the function of the ceiling is to
reflect light; the function of the wall is to
serve as background or setting for guests
and pictures.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-05-29
IN THE RING
Pugilistic DOiugs and the Latest Gossip About
Prominent Buffers.

Prominent Buffers.
Jake Burke is trying to get on a match
with Billy Dacey or Andy Bowen.
Billy Plimmer Knocked out Tommy Kelly
at New York in ten rounds.
Jem Carney, the pugilist, has had his
collar bone broken by being thrown from
horse.
John Frazier (Sailor jack and 'sKid''
Thompson, of Kansas City, fought at
Albuquerque the other night. Thompson
became winded in the twenty-first round
and refused TO continue.
Jack Davis, ofPortland, Ore, and Harry
Mccoy, of Burlington, Ia, have signed ar
ticles for finish fight to come off the lat
ter part of May for $500 side. Both have
posted forfeits of $3.50.
Ted Pritchard has been notified that if
he intends to meet Bob Fitzsimmons be-
fore the Olympic club he must declare his
match with C'Brien of. In the event of
his doing this, the Olympic may consent to
pay his forfeit.
It is more than probable that John L.
Sullivan will train for his coming fight
with Jim Corbett at Bay ST. Louis. the
same spot where he trained ten years ago
for his battle with Paddy Ryan, the result
OF which made him champion.
The Olympic Athletic club of New Or.
leans has changed the dates of it's big
fights. Fitzsimmons and Pritchard are to
meet Monday, September 5, McAuliffe
and Myer the following night and Sui
Ivan and Corbett Wednesday Septem.
ber7.
1t is pretty good betting right now that
Ted Pritchard, the champion English mid
ole weight, will not come to America to
fight Fltzsimmons. Pritcnard does not
fancy sea trip and would prefer to battle
for smaller purses on English soil.
Charles o. Summers has returned to
Chicago from the Pacific coast and would
like TO get on g match with Tommy White
to finish at 124 pounds. The Hennepin
Athletic club is looking for man to put
against White and may accept Summers.
A special cable dispatch from London
states that Tom Gardner, the 112-pound
champion of England, challenges Cal Nc
earthly to fight for goo and largest purse.
at ia pounds. Also that Tom williams. of
Australia, has been matched to fight Bill
Hatcher for e200 and purse.
Tom Williams, the Australian l4O-pound
champion, has made a great impression in
England by knocking Bill Hatcher. a very
good tighter, out in one minute without
ever giving him g chance. Williams will
be in this country altar awhile and will be
ready to give Tommy Ryan or Danny Need
ham match.
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60 SLOW.

To break off an old and tried friendship.
Or contract new and doubtful alliance
To give advice without being asked for it.
To spend your salary in advance of earn
ing it.
To make love to more than one woman at
a time.
To give up reputable business to dab
BILE in politics.
To blame your children for following
your bad examples.
To take part in the differences between
your neighbors.
To quarrel with your wife because she
criticises your fault
To give up safe but plodding business
for bubble speculation.
To accept scandalous stories you hear
concerning other people.-Cincfnndt En-
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TRAIN TALK.
Gossip Here, There and Everywhere About
Horses and Speed.

Gossip Here, There and Everywhere About
Horses and Speed.
Conway won the Pimlico stakes at Balti-
more in 2:2451.
Charles Marvin expects to lower the
yearling record this year with Della Bel.
Murray Keller, OF Louisville, KY, has
bought the 2-year-old FLY Culver for
$1,000.
A new racing association has been organ
lied in Benton Hsrbor, Mich, with a capi-
tai stock of $50, 600.
Hal Pointer and Direct have been
matched to pace at the Buffalo meeting this
summer for S. 600 q size.
BGlgowan won the Delbeck handicap at
Louisville, Rorka second and >Tulla Black
burn third. Time, :43.
Mike Dwyer recently offered w r. Jones
$4,000 for the 3-year-old Charade by Char
axus-Ada Belle. The offer was declined.
Senator Leland Stanford will send a
stable of Pslo Alto-bred 2-year-olds To
Washington park in 1893 and race them in
his own colors.
ARA won the Kentucky derby. Huron
second and Phil Dwyer third Time. :4li<
The value OF the derby to the winner was
81, go.
Independence" Williams denies that Al
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SPORTING MISCELLANY.

Chicago is to have female go-as you
please match.
Wrestling King of Canada wants to make
match with Jack King in Chicago.
Joe Darby, the English jumper, is com
Ing to this country looking for matches.
Edward Mclaughlin defeated Dodds in
their billiard game at Philadelphia for the
championship of Pennsylvania
The annual regatta of the National Asso-
ciation of Amateur Oarsmen will be held at
Saratoga July Goth and 27th.
Nunc Wallace, from whom George Dixon
wrested the championship of England, ia
lying seriously i'll in a hospital in London.
In sculling race on the Parametta river
at Sydney, N. S. W., for S4O0 and the
championship of the world Stansbury de-
feated Sullivan.
August Belmont's racing colors will be
maroon jacket, red sleeves and black cap
Oliver Belmont will use his fathers colors
maroon with crimson sash and cap.
Yucca, the female champion strong
woman, formerly Fanny German, is now
lifting in harness. Recently in practice in
Boston she claims to have lifted horse.
Yucca Is going to try and break the har-
ness-lifting record.
The amateur boxing championships of
Great Britain were decided in London re-
Gently. Joe Steers won the heavy and mid
dleweight prizes. E. Dlttmer the light
weight, Belsey the featherweight and F.
Godbold the bantamweight.
Thomas Conneff, of the Manhattan
Athletic club, was beaten in his ten-mile
race with w. H. Morton, the English
champion. The contest took place at Man
chester, Eng, May Z, and Connect made
poor showing. Before the race he stated
he was in good condition, but to the sur
prise of everybody he stopped running
after going two miles and three-quarters.
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Home Decorations.

One may have almost anything now IN
bamboo. There are most graceful cabinets.
with shelves and glass above. a cupboard
and three shelves below; hall stands for
hats and cloaks; sideboards, newspaper
stands, tea tables with flaps at the sides,
writing tables, over mantels with mirror
in the centre, mirrors of shield shape
with shelves around. Nearly all these are
improved by some additional color.
NEWEST LIBRARY TABLES. H.
The newest library tables are massive
affairs of oak and mahogany They are
curved in the kidney form of the Sheraton
STYLE There is succession Of drawers on
either side OF the table, and it is supported
on short spindle legs beneath the drawers.
INSTRUMENTATION.
Furniture for ordinary use should be
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-05-29
An ATHLETIC Clnh.

Since the late tiasco Of LANCE and Will
liams there has been considerable talk of
organizing an athletic club. Several prom
inent gentlemen net in private and talked
matters over and concluded that steps
would be taken at once for permanent or
ganization, and that a California gentle
men, at present a resident of this city,
would, in all probability be selected as its
manager
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King of Medicines
ScrofuIOMs H14ssoP-A Cure
H1LnloSt lT;sancn,yo,,e,,

"When L was IA years Of age had severe
attack of rheumatism, and after recovered
had to go on crutches. Agar later, scrofula,
in the form of white sEellings, appeared on
various parts of my boGJ, and for II years
was an invalid, being confined to my bed
years. In that time ten CT eleven sores ap-
pearod and broke, causing me great pain and
suffering. feared 1 never should get wei.
Early in 1886 went 10 Chicago to visit 9
sister, but was confined t. my bed most of the
time was there. In July read book, "A
Day with Circus in which were statements
Of cures by Hoods Sarsaparilla. was so i'm
pressed with the success es this medicine that
Ldecided to try it. To my great qualification
the sores soon decreased, and began to feel
better and in short time 1 was up anG
out OF doors. Iccntinued to take Hoods Sar-
saparilla for about year, when, having used
six bottles, had become so fully released
from the disease that went to work for the
Flint q Walling Mfg Co.. and since then
HAVE NOT LOST A SINGLE DAT
on account Of sickness, believe the disease
is expelled from my syslnno, always feel well,
am in good spirits and have good appetite.
am now q years of aEa aud can walk as we'll
as any one, except theS one limb is little
shorter than the othes. ewing to the loss of
bone, and the sores fornarly on my right leg.
To my friends my recovery seems almost
miraculous, and think Hoods Sarsaparilla
Is the king of medicines" WILLIAM A.
LEHR. 0 N. Railroad St., Kendallville. Ind.
Hoods SaFsaparilla
6oldby all druggists. 81 six for S.. Prepared only
By @. 1. HOOD e. CO., ApothecRz.ss, Lowell, Mass.
100 Doses One Dollar
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Longest Canal in the World.

The longest canal in the world is the one
which extends from the frontier of China
to ST. Petersburg; it measures in all 4. 472
miles. There is another canal running
from Astrachan to ST. Petersburg which is
l. 34 miles long. Both of these were begun
by Peter the Great.
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The Conrsing Tournament.

The interest taken in the coursing tour
narnent TO be held at the Exposition
grounds on Decoration day is shown by
The number of entries already made, and
there can be little doubt as TO the attend
apce at the first exhibition of the kind ever
held here. The affair is In the hands of
MRjorD. l.. Levey, and he will be assisted
by other gentlemen who are thoroughly
competent
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-05-29
Rnhin,s-epp RIna.

Elsie, shopping with her mother, heard
her ask Tor robin's-egg blue cashmere
When they left the shop Elsie said, 20
mamma l wish you'd bought me- dress
of that bird's-nest blue "-Yottth's Comm an
iol1
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The Utah University Vs. the Ogden Military
Academy

An interesting programme of sports for
tomorrow has been prepared on account
OF the meeting of the cadets of the Utah
University aud the Ogden Military ac-
ademy, and considerable interest is mani
Tested in the outcome.
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ON THE WHEEL.
Items About Recent Interesting Proceedings

Items About Recent Interesting Proceedings
of Noted BicycliSts.
AZ the race meet to be held in Cortland.
N. Y. horse is matched against wheel.
The League of American Wheelmen has
designed new championship EN- blem.
Osmond believes in long cranks and high
gear for the path. He also believes in sit
ting behind the pedals, not over them.
Ten thousand wheelmen will be in line
at the L. A. w. parade during the course
of the national meet in Washington.
Another Irish racing man is coming to
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-05-29

D. L. Levey, manager of the coming
coursing tournament at the Exposition
grounds, Decoration Day, deposes and says
that he has received twenty five hares
from California and that they are now
quartered in the city ready for the run on
the above day.
(signed) DAVE L. LEvEY.
Subscribed and sworn to before me this
25th day of May, 1892.
HOMER T. ROBINSON,
Notary Public.
The Salt Lake herald. [volume] (Salt Lake City [Utah]) 1870-1909, 1892-05-29

The prettiest glasses imaginable are sold
for Roman punch. The French ware excels
the Bohemian and Venetian glass in deli
cacy and brilliancy of color. Cups and
ssucers of colored glass are used in serving
Roman punch, and the glass tulips and
other flower shapes are exceedingly lovely
to look at