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Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21

Simply apply "SwAyNE's OINTMENT
No internal medicine required. Cures
letter, eczema, itch, all eTuptions On
the face, hands, nose, etc, leaving the
skin clear. white and healthy. Its
great healing and curative powers are
possessed by no other remedy. Ask
your druggists for SwAxsE's ONT
arurt
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21

Remarked by r. G. Joiner of Allen
p. o., Hillsdale county, Mich: "Noth-
ing gave my rheumatism such quick re.
lief as DR.. Thomas Electric Oil-bc-
lieye Il lnfallible for rheumatics."
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21

All the Eleventh ward republicans
are requested to turn out to the repub-
ican caucus next Tuesday, March %,
from to 8 p. M. and help nominate
S. ). Cham berlain for alderman of the
Eleventh ward. Caucus will be- held at
No. 695 Madison avenue over divers
drug store.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21

Do not confuse the famous Blush OF Roses
with the many worthless paints. powders,
creams and beaches which are flooding the
market. Get the genuine OF White < White
IS cents per bottle. and guarantee IL will re-
move your pimples. frecKles. blackheads.
moth. tan aud sunburn. and give you lovely
cOmp,exion.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21

The first trial of DIR. Woods Norway
Pine Syrup wilt satisfy any one that
the lung-healing virtues OF the pine
tree has now been refined into an effec-
tive and convenient cough medicine.
sold by all dealers on a guarantee of
satisfaction.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21
O'HARA'S
Broken SiZa Sale.

We are offering genuine $500. So. so
and $500 shoes for ladies or gents at
$3.50 this week. They are broken sizes
and we take this way OF disposirg OF
them. Come prepared to buy, as VIC
reserve nothing. and You will surely
see something that will suit you, at
O'Hara's, No. - Canal street, corner
Crescent avenue.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21
Raising the Money.

The soliciting committee of the Grand
Rapids Horsemen's association have
raised $1,000 of the $1,000 required TO
construct the l20 new stalls on the
West Michigan track. The committs o
think they can raise the remaining
$1,000 within q short time.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21

r. J. Lucas will sell his entire stock
of boots and shoes At cost, sale to CON-
mence on Monday 2lst. Come at s
O'Clock to avoid the rush. No. IS
Monroe street.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21
Good Templars' Meeting.

The Grand Rapids district lodge Of
Good Templars will be held at Wayland
next Thursday. {. w. Fellows of tins
Will address public meeting in the
evening on the subject of prohibition.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21

There = nothinx bsnefiis nssnkiad 80
much - a ehsnge. even 4 it, only a
cnsnze - tnen. Eut what sc mean
20 convey = thss toe mneh Of any ere
tning becomes naonCt0noas. TIE
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21
conhey, Veterinary Surgeon. rhon. 90,

Mrs. NJ. schasnberger, Beaver Dam,
Wis, writes: eve have used DR..
Thomas Eclecii !: OIL III our family
for Coughs. Colds, Group and Rheuma-
tlsm. 1t cures every time"
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21

Hank. | hear the mothers sing,
Fields Worm Powders is just lie th!ns
Pleasant TO take, acting mid,
BY their Use they cured my child.
Ask your druggist for them.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21

pleased TO learn that there Is at least
one dreaded disease that science has
been able 10 cure IN al "a stages, snd
that IL Catarrn. Halls CstarTh Cure IA
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21

T. Lucas Will sell his entire stock
70 boots and shoes at cost, sale to COM
mence on Monday. 2lst. Come ut
O'Clock TO avoid the rush. No. SIS
Monroe street.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21

T. j. Lueas will sell his entire stock
OF boots and shoes at cost. sale 10 com
mence on Monday, 2lst. Come at
o'clock to avoid the rush. No. s
Monroe street.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21

MRs. WILSON'S SooTHrSe SyRur has been used
for children teething IL sootbes the child
softers the gums. aliays all pain. cures wind
coiic. and II the best remedy tor dtArrhcea-
twenty-five cents a bottle.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21

Burdock Blood Btters taken after
eating will relieve any feeling of weight
or over fulness of the stomach. Sold
eyerywhere
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21

Carrie Id Tea is peculiarly adapted to
persons of sedentary habits, as Its
action IS mild, not drastic or constipat-
ing, leaving no after ili-etfects.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21

Every sack of LILY WHITE FLOUR
has picture of our mill. Mono genuine
without il. VALLEY CRY MILLING Co.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21
Lily White

The Valley City Milling Company has
no peer in the manufacture of flour.
Try he LILY WHITE.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21

Deltenthaler has a stock OF the finest
turkeys IN the market.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21

You can buy choice evaporated
apricots for l0c per pound at
kILLEAN's GROCERY.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21
Lily White Elou]

Elegant fresh brook trout at Detten.
thaler's.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21

Oysters and fish for Lent at Detten
thaler's.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21
Lily White Flour

Made by Valley City Milling CO., Grand
Rapids, IS a family favorile. Try 1t.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21
Goinr ONT oil Rusiness

Speckled broek trout beauties at bet
tenihaler's.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21

California extracted honey 12lc per
pound. KILLEAS's GROCERY.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21
Lily White Flour

Order your wood of +. A. Hamilton.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21

Makes finest pastry, bread or biscuit.
The best is most satisfactory.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21
Going Out of Business.

Pure buck wheat -four. 80 and Coo
per sack. KILLEAN's GROCERY.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21

Fish and game IN season at Detten
Al l..
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21
$ made from The choicest wheat.
Going Out of Busins IS.

Lion, Arbuckle and XXXX coffees
3 pounds 81. KILLEAN's GROCERY.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21

Peckham's' Group Remedy cures
whoopiDg cough.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21

Persian dates sc per pound.
kLLEAN's GROCERY.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21

Nice table apples 81 per bushel.
kILLEAS's GROCERY.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21

Fine brook trout at De.tenthalel's.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-10-27
why Rats Are Dangerous Passengers

why haLs are DANGEROUS
A most remarkable instance Of he
mischief which the rat is capable OF do
ing came to light during the proceedings
of a naval court of inquiry held IN Au-
gust, 1875, for the purpose of investlgat-
ing the cause of the loss of the bark
Commodore of Hartlepool. The vessel,
which was burned at sea, had been
loaded with a cargo of timber. and he
fire broke out in the hold in a most mys-
terious manner. 1t was eventually
proved, on the evidence of the entire
crew, that beyond a shadow of doubt
the outbreak vas originated by a rat
carrying off a lighted candle, which had
stood in the forecastle and was presently
missed by the sailors, and dropping it
among the dry and ~resinous pine slowed
below.
The Shipping Gazette, in commenting
upon this extraordinary case at the time,
and speaking of the danger generally of
rats on shipboard, said that 'they have
caused the laundering of many ships by
gnawing holes in the planking or SO eat
ing away the inner sides of the wood as
to leave very little for the straining Of
the hull to do in completing the aper-
ture; they have been known to nibble
the timber at the waterways until the
wood was so thin as to admit rainwater
through it; they will attack the bungs
of casks and create leakage; find out the
soft parts Of the knees Or lining, and
make a passage for themselves from one
part to another" So fully has the dan
ger of this now come to be recognized
that such contingencies are generally
provided for in the insurance of wooden
built ships.-Chanbers' Journal.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-10-27
ONE WORD

l come TO you with a small affair that
you may need. In England, the CONT
nent and many foreign countries, myself
and wares are we'll known Many Amer
lean families on their return from abroad
bring my articles with them, for they
know them pretty well, but you may not
be one of these.
Confidence between man and man is
slow of growth, and when found, its
rarity makes it valuable. | ask your con.
fidence and make a reference to this
| Journal to indorse that confidence. | do
not think it will be misplaced.
Imake the best form of a cure-an
| absolute one-for biliousness and head
| ache that can be found in this year. The
cure is so small in itself, and yet its COM
fort to you is so great-20 minutes being
it's limit when relief comes-that it has
b .come the marvel of its time. One and
a half grains Of medicine, coated with
sugar, is my remedy, in the shape of one
small pill, known to commerce as DR..
HAYDOCK'S NEW LIVER PILL. 1t
is old in the markets of Europe, but is
new TO North America. The price is as
low as an honest medicine can be sold
at, % cents. Send a postal card for d
sample vial, 30 try them, before you
purchase.
DIR. HAIDOCK,
GO Fulton Street, Y. Y.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-10-27
HosDitals In London.

There are nineteen general hospitals IN
London, eleven of which have medical
schools attached, and three are endowed.
St. Bartholomew is the wealthiest and
oldest, having been founded in 1922. II
has a revenue of about $350,000. The
London hospital in Whitechapel road i
the largest. The total number Of beds
in the London hospitals is s,5O0.-Pitts-
burg Dispatch.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-10-27

The Centaur Company, II Murray Street, New York City.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-10-27
What is


Castoria is DR.. Samuel Pitchers prescription for Infants
and Children. 1t contains neither Opium, Morphine nor
other Narcotic substance. 1t is q harmless substitute
for Paregoric, Drops, Soothing Syrups. and Castor OIL.
1t Is Pleasant. It's guarantee is thirty years use by
Millions of Mothers. Castoria destroys Worms and allays
feyerishness. Castoria prevents vomiting Sour Curd.
cures Diarrhoa and Wind Collie: Castoria relieves
teething troubles, cures constipation and fatulency.
Castoria assimilates the food, regulates the stomach
and bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. Cas-
toria is the Children's Panacea-the Mothers Friend.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-10-27
The Handsomest Lady in Durham

Remarked to a friend the other day that
she knew Kemp's Balsam for the Throat
and Lungs was a superior remedy, as it
stopped her cough instantly when other
cough remedies had no effect whatever.
So to prove this and convince you of its
merit any druggist will give you a Sample
Bottle Free. Large size soc and 81.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-10-27
J. P. CAMPBELL
BOOT AND SHOE MAKER.

New Boots from $50 TO $1,000. Shoes, $500
to $500. Half Soles-Men's Shoes, 30 cents 10
$l.OO; Ladies' Shoes, 40 TO % cents; ChildrenIs
Shoes, - to 40 cents. All work promptly and
neatly done, and guaranteed.
shop on Main street, near Postofhce.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-10-27
One Sided Education.

Mr.. Specks-It seems to me a college
education makes men rather M sided.
Graduate-That's because they always
pull ON the same side. They ought to
change their crews around once in
awhile. Good News.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-10-27
Castoria.

"Castoria Is so well adapted to children that
I recommend It as superior toany prescription
known To me"
II. A. ARCHES, N D.,
III So. Oxford St, Brooklyn, n. Y.
Our physicians in the childrens depart
ment have Spoken highly Of their expert
ence In their outside practice with Castoria,
and although we only have among orr
medical supplies what Is known IS regular
products, yet we are free to confess that the
merits of Castoria has won US 70 look with
favor upon IT,"
UNITED HOSPITAL AND D~rsPESsARY,
Boston, Mass.
ALLEN C. SMITH, Pres,
urray Street, New York City.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-10-27
Castoria.

"Castoria IL an excellent medicine for hill
dren. Mothers have repeatedly told me Of its
good effect upon their children"
DR- G. G. OsoooD,
Lowell, Mass.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-10-27

"Castoria is the best remedy for children Of
which 1 am acquainted. hope the day is rot
far distant when mothers will consider the real
interest Of their children, and use Castoria in
stead Of the various quack nostrums which are
destroying their loved ones, by forcing opium.
morphine, soothing syrup and other hurtful
agents dow their Threats, thereby sending
them to premature graves"
DR. J. F. KIScHELoE,
Conway, Ark.
The Durham daily globe. (Durham, N.C.) 1889-1894, 1892-10-27
HOURS FOR CLOSING NAILS AT DUR
HAM POSTOFFICE.

Goldsboro and Greensboro express train No.
11-South and West at TAO a. m.
Keysville and Raleigh X. P. o train No.. IL
East Durham and Raleigh at 9:l5 a. m.
Henderson and Durham X. p. o. train No.
38-North and East-N. G. and Va at 1911 a. m.
GoldsbOro and Greensboro X. p. o. E. train
No. 10-East and SOuth-N. c., S. G. and Fla.
at 1915 p. m.
Lynchburg and Durham R. p. o. train No.
2 North and West at 2:25 p. m.
GoldsborO and Greensboro K. p. o. w. train
No. 9-NOrth. South and West at 7:l5 p. m.
Keysville and Raleigh r. p. o. train No. 10
North and West at 800 D.. m.
Goldsboro and Greensboro express train No
12-Raleigh at 900 p. m.
Hours of Collection from Street Letter
Boxes.
General-9:35 a.. m, 11:20 a. n. and $50 D. m
Business SectiOn-7:40 p. IN.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1892-05-13
A Managers Experience in Persia.


A Frenchman, one M. Leger, knowing
the shah's Partially for European revels,
has just taken an opera boutfe company
to the Persian capital. He was certain
that the shah would honor the first night
and that all the big bashaws would follow
their monarch's example. And so they
did, not only coming to the show, but in
what they did when they got there The
curtain had not been up twenty minutes
when M. Leger received a note from his
majesty making a handsome bid for three
of the chorus ladies. Before the piece was
over the puzzled manager was in posses
sion of cash offers for the whole of the
female members Of his company. The
tastes of the bashaws in the audience
were varied. In most cases each would
be sutton had selected blonde and bru
nette, and one rich old general from the
Caucasus offered to transfer the whole
bevy of twenty-four Parisennes to his
harem On the state of the audience be-
ing made known to the interested parties
they fatty refused to perform again, and
M. Leger, half ruined, has betaken him
self and his company to the less combust-
ible atmosphere of St. Petersburg. Frank
IAeie's
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1892-05-13
Possibilities OF Hypnotism.

DIR. Hammond insists that the condition
of hypnotism can be maintained much
longer than has heretofore been believed
possible. He declares that he can keep
susceptible subject in hypnotic state for
two years; that in that condition he will
do the will of the master mind completely,
and upon return to a normal condition
will have no consciousness of the acts
done during the period Of subordination.
He could be made to commit, the doctor
says, every crime in the calendar, and
upon recovery would have absolutely no
knowledge of what he had been doing,
and consequently no remorse.
We regret extremely that DIR. Ham
mond should have made this suggestion
as to the wicked possibilities of hypnotism.
1t would have been Just as easy to point
out its possibilities for good, which must
be quite as great as its capabilities for
evil. If person can be hynotized into u
condition of unconscious criminality, and
so kept for an indefinite period, it must
also be possible to hypnotic one into a
state of unconscious integrity and trust
worthiness. Detroit Free Press.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1892-05-13
NOT SURE OF ANYTHING.
Adversely Had Taught Him Not to BE
Too Certain.

Fine day"
This was the remark addressed by the
man who was waiting for a street car TO
the lank individual leaning against a lamp
post
"Um-so-so, replied the lank party, after
taking eisurely survey of the sky
IF the wind keeps blowing in this direc
tion for twenty-four hours longer there
will be rain" ventured the first speaker
"Um-Pm not so sure about that" said
the other cautiously.
"The wind. at least, is dead south now
"Um-perhaps.
sit certainly isn't north. F"
The lean individual pursed up his lips as
if about TO whistle, looked at the sky again
shook his head slowly and said
Pm not so blamed certain it isn't"
AT any rate sir. it isn't raining now
is it2 Hey"
Another careful examination of the
armament and the cautious remark;
'It may be raining and it may not You
cane always tell about these things
Great Jehoshaphat Can't you see there
isn't cloud in the SKYE"
"Um-likely enough. Likely enough. II
may appear that way TO some folks But
it's best not to be TOO sure
May appear that wayS Why good
gracious mani Haven't you got any eyes?'
MAYBE | have and maybe haven't, :
retorted the attenuated individual passing
his hand over his face as if to find out
"All know is that there's nothing certain
in this world You think there is a fair
ground out at the end of this street, per
haps."
81 certainly do"
"Just so. was certain Of it yesterday
myself | was certain there was mar
out there with two or three walnut shells
he was moving about on the head of bar
rel was certain | could tell which shell
the little black ball was under | was just
as certain of it as you are that it isn't rain
ing. 1t cost me every darned cent | had &
! find out that didn't know anything about
it, | am not going to be sure of anything
J again as long as live, :"
He took plug of tobacco from his peck
ct, looked ut it as if he were not sur
| whether it was tobacco or not, put ii bacl
into his pocket, sighed long, heavy, disma
sigh and looked straight through the othe
man into the far off depths of space. Chi
cago Tribune.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1892-05-13
rnRILLlne INCIDENT Ar SEA.
The Brave Rescue of What He Thought
Was "A Man.

The Brave Rescue of What He Thought
Was Man.
"Man overboardr
The cry rang out sharply through the
vessel. Wild excitement reigned. Cheeks
turned pale, lips trembled and hearts
throbbed unanimously. In time of peril
to fellow being the great soul of human
ity rises up spontaneously and proclaims
the brotherhood Of all mankind
"Man overboardl'
The human being who is battling for his
life may be only a common sailor. He may
be the servant of some titled upstart. He
may be even steerage passenger. What
matters it? He is a man.
MAN overboardi''
The blood curding cry reached the ears
of stalwart passenger doing in "A chair
and summing himself on the promenade
deck He was wide awake in an instant.
Rushing to the side of the vessel he looked
astern and saw a struggling form in the
foamng wake of the ocean greyhound.
In another instant he had thrown him
self into the sea, and with the steady, power
full stroke OF practised swimmer was pro
polling himself rapidly toward the sinking
man. The great steamer meanwhile
rouudeG 20, and boat was sent out. man
ned by brave volunteers eager 20 save life
az the risk Of their own. Urged on by will
ing hands it sped swiftly toward the spot,
now far astern, where the daring athlete
was struggling TO keep the head of the
/ drowning man above water.
! Fifteen minutes later amid the cheers Of
the eXulting passengers and crew, the two
/ men, exhausted, half senseless but saved,
were lifted over the side, laid out on the.
deck, carefully wrapped in blankets, and
the great ship bore away once more on her
/ course
The daring rescuer was the first TO re-
viye He raised himself on his elbow,
looked curiously at the shivering, gasping
object at his side, and while tears of JOY be-
dewed the checks of the sympathizing fell
low travellers grouped about he fell back
with look of ineffable disgust.
81 have ruined good suit of clothes, he
said mournfully, Ito save the life of a Lon
don Chicago Tribune.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1892-05-13
utilizing a scanty Wardrobe.

The widow of Booth, ST., gave Edwin
her husbands wardrobe after time,
and with occasional twisting we made
that serve for everything. We used to
sew the ermine cap of Richard onto
Richelieu's robe, and then ripit off again
when the crook back monarch had to
have it. In Memphis we met Ada Men
ken, who conceived violent attachment
for Ted, but he did not reciprocate. The
women were always going wild over
him, yet he stunned female society
Interview in New York Epoch.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1892-05-13
The Night clerks responsibility.

Manager Shepherd, of Minneapolis, is
quoted as saying:
"One of the most responsible positions in a
hotel is that Of night clerk, and yet that is
where beginners serve their apprenticeship.
For at least eight hours the night clerk has
exclusive control Of the hotel. He has no one
to turn to i'll case Of an emergency. If any
thing happens he must rely solely upon his
own Judgment, for he has no Uime to call
upon any one The most serious thing that
can happen, of course, is fire. The safety of
all the patrons i'll the house is dependent upon
the GOODNESS and Judgment Of the night clerk.
A level headed man who doesn't lose his wits
is invaluable as a night clerk"
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1892-05-13

Trunk Dealer-I see. Want something
for a six months tour abroad. Well.
madam, in the adjoining building have
trunk which I'm sure you will like.
Can't get it in the store room; double door
is too narrow. thought Of remodelng it
and using it for a seashore cottage, but if
it will suit you will let you have it cheap.
Dame-pm not the one who is going
abroad, it's my husband
"Ohl George, show the lady one of those
vest pocket hand satchels." Il Street g.
Smiths Good News.
The Kootenai herald. [volume] (Kootenai, Idaho) 1891-1904, 1892-05-13

1t was dear, gushing girl who went to
the studio to have her picture taken. The
photographer is one of these marble boz
somed creatures whose only object in life
is to get through with his work. She
chrped and chartered and made him visi-
bly, weary.
Now" she said, after numerous re-
marks, ingenious but malapropos, 81 want
you to make my picture pretty, won't
your"
Certainly" he replied IN cold CONNER
cial tones "That'll be ~ extra w ash
ington Post.