The Republican journal., 1892-01-21

I ''Listed, as the brokers say, at 100 Doses
One Dollar" Hoods Sarsaparilla is always
a fair equivalent for the price.
The poet speaks of the spacious days of
| great Elizabeth 'What does he mean?"
i Simply that there was great spread of
| dresses and rutfles in the reign of Queen
| BesS.'
Red nose, weeping eyes and bad cough.
| The worst OF the combination is the cough.
| Cure that with Adamson's Botanic Cough
Balsam. A few days will do it, Better not
wait. A cough grows.
/ II say, John, why don't you turn farmer,
and raise hens. turkeys and cattle??" "No,
| | cOuldn't.' ''Why not ~ "Because T could
never bear to eat old acquaintances in the
shape of animals had once known"
! Many modest women suffer rather than
apply to a physician: Lydia E. Pinkham's
! Vegetable Compound has saved thousands
of such from lives of misery and early
graves.
Spacer-What kind of poetry do you write
Liner-The poetry of motion. What kind is
that? The KIND that is constantly being sent
ont and returned.
| The proprietors of Ev's Cream Balm do
not claim it to he Il rure-all but a remedy
/ Tor catarrh, colds in the head and hav fever
1t is not a liquid OF snuff, is easily applied
into the nostrils. 1t gives relief at once.
1Ot
had catarrh of the head and throat for
/ lNe wears. | used Ely Cream Balm and
from the first application WAS relieved
Tie sense OF smell, which had been lost was
restored after using one bottle | have foun,i
the Balm the only satisfactory remedy for
catarrll, and it has effected a cure in my
caSe-ll. l.. Meyer, Waverlv, n. y.
Hello, old man, have any luck shooting?''
II should say | did; shot II ducks in one
day. Were they wilde "WelI-no-
not exactly: but the farmer who owned
| them was
"A Little GirFs Experience in a Light
house.
Mr.. and Mrs. Loren Trescott are keepers
| OF the Coy. Lighthouse at Sand Beach Mich,
and are blessed with daughter, four years
Old. Last April She was taken down with
Measles, followed with dreadful Cough
and turning into Fever. Doctors at home
and at Detroit treated her, but in vain, she
grew worse rapidly, until she was mere
handful of bones. Then she tried Dr.
Kings New Discovery and after the use of
two and a half bottles, was completely
cured. They say DR.. Kings New Discovery
Is worth its weight in gold, yet you may get
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Store.
Indignant lawyer-"If we can't get Justice
in this court we shall carry the case up. Your
honor may mark my words" judge |
have marked them, sir. They will cost you
/ S1O.''
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ou should heed the warning, vou are tax
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Enougl,-"Dors You daughter speak the
i languages ." mot to any extent She can
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i"rt!gn noblrnan SKIS her to marry
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Heart disease is by far the most frequent
! ra1'Se vi sudden death. which in three out of
four eases is unexpected, The symptoms are
not generally understood. These are: a
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pam or distress i'll side, back shoulder,
/ Irregular pulse, asthma, weak and hungry
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/ or uror>N. oppression. dry cough and smoth-
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"Hrre's a letter addressed to 'Amster-
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mail clerk. "P",t-marked Boston ?" Yes :"
! Send it to Amsterdam via S. S, Rotterdam, "
Startling Facts.
| The American people are ra,t;,llv becom-
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He G,ighly obnoxious)-Good evening.
You remember me, hope. She Cwith as
| sulned cor'lialitN)-leS perfectly. | am not
| one of those girls who have convenient
| memories, you know.
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| '1our son is a half-back on the Mulliga-
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! back tonight though.
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