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FLASHES OF WIT.

He travelled round the world three times,
East, West and North and South'
Had tracked both Nile and Congo,
From it's source unto its mouth,
Had clambered Himalayan peaks,
Where clouds beneath one roll,
Then kicked when asked to hustle down
To the cellar for some coal
Why is an freshman trying to kiss 6
girl like man climbing Vesuvius? Be-
cause he wants to get at the mouth OF
the crater.
Editor.--"Well, sir, did you interview
that woman?" Reporter.-"I saw her.
but she refused to talk Editor
(startled. TWAS she deadw
Observation-Disclosures understand
that burglars went through your house
last night, Did they take everything?
Bingo (sadly.)-"Everything but my
wife"
Cumso latter his return from the par
Tor: "Lou, what made you say there was
a gentleman and his little son in the par
lor?' Miss Cumso: ''The maid said
there was a man there with little bill,
and l thought she meant boy named
William"
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NOTICE OF ASSIGNMENT,

(FirsJ Publication April 2, 1922
GTATE OF MINNESOTA. County of Henne
- pin, District Courr--Fourth Judicial Dis
trict.
In the matter Of the assignment of Joseph ?.
Allaire and Harry Johnson. partners as AL,
laire & Johnson, insolvents, for the benefit OF
their creditors:
Notice is hereby given that Joseph ?; Allaire
and Harry J. Johnson, partners dong business
as Allaire & Johnson, and being of the county
OF Hennepin in the state OF Minnesota, have, BY
their deed in writing, dated March the 2eth,
1892, made general assignment under the ln'
solvent laws of the state Of Minnesota to the
undersigned of all their property, and OF the
pr perty of each of them rot exempt from levy y;
their creditors who shall file releases of their
respective claims against said insolyents as
provided by law.
Notice is hereby further given that that have &C.
cepted said trust created by said deed and have
duly qualified therein under the law; and that
all claims against said insolvents must be verl
+ ed and presented to me for allowance within
twenty days from the publication of this no.
tice P. }. CALLAGHAN, assignee,
Minneapolis, MINI.
r. B. FORREST, Attorney for Assignee,
Wright Block, Minneapolis, Mimi.
Dated March 3Oth, 1892.
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The Pope's Simple Life.

His daily life is extremely simple, as is
his diet. He rises about 6, says Mass and
then takes cup of cafenoir. At 2 he
dimes, which means soup, some vege-
tables, or at rare intervals fish. At 10
o'clock at night he usually takes bowl
of broth and retires at II. He never
touches meat. He drinks wine, but is
very abstemious in it's use.
When the weather is fine he walks in
the gardens of the Vatican for half to
three-quarters of an hour in the shade,
not in the sun. He takes no medicine of
any sort nor any nedicated bath, except
the usual bath at certain times-that is
all.
AS for work, be works like young
man. He does most of his writing him
self, rarely employing secretary, He
has no chronic malady of any kind, ex-
cept that of being 81 years of age, and
that causes him neither pain nor trouble.
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PROBATE NOTICE.

CTATE OF MINNESOTA, County of Henne-
- pin.-Probate Court.
In the matter of the estate OF susan s.
Tousley, deceased.
Susan g. Tousley. deceased late of the County
of Hennepin and State Of Minnesota being
granted to q. V. Tousey.
It is ordered, that SIX months be and the
same is hereby allowed from and after the date
OF this order, in which all persons having
CLAIMS or dem ands against the said deceased
are required to file the same in the Probate
Court OF said County for examination and al.
lowance or be forever barred.
It is further ordered. that the first Monday in
October, 1892, at 10 O'Clock & M, at q general
term Of said Probate Court, to be held at the
Court House in the City of Minneapolis, in said
County, be and the same hereby is appointed
as the time and place when ano where the said
Probate Court will examine and adjust said
claims and demands.
And it is further ordered, that notice of such
hearing be given to all creditors and persons
interested in said estate by forthwith publish
ing this order once in each week for three sue
cessive weeks in The Irish Standard, newspa-
per printed and published in said County.
Dated at Minneapolis, this 31st day of March,
1892
By the Court: J. r. CORRIGAN,
Judge of Probate
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PROBATE NOTICE.

CTATE OF MINNESOTA, County OF Henne-
" pin.-Probate Court.
In the matter of the estate of Paul Knott,
deceased.
Letters testamentary on the estate Of Paul
Knott deceased, late of the County OF Hen.
nepin an ! State Of Minnesota, being granted to
Theresa Knott
It's ordered. that six months be and the same
is hereby allowed from and after the date Of
this order, i'll which all persons having, claims
or demands against the said deceased are re-
quired to file the same in the Probate Court OF
said County, for examination and allowance, or
be forever barred.
1t is further ordered, that the first Monday in
October, 1892, at 10 o'clock a. NJ at genera
term of said Probate Court. to be held at the
Court House in The City of Mimi apolis, in said
County, be and the same hereby is appointed
AS the time and place when ard where the said
Probate Courr will examine and adjust said
claims and demands.
And it is further ordered, that notice OF such
hearing be given to all creditors and persons
interested in said estate by forthwith pu b]ish-
lug this order once in each week for three sue
cessive weeks III The Irish STANDARD, a newspa-
per printed and published in said County.
Dated atMinneapolis, this 3lst day of March,
1892
Bv the Court J. R. CORRIGAE,
Judge of Probate,
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Opening of the Sisseton Reservation.

Opening Of the Sisseton Reservation.
Think what this means, the opening of
a large tract of land by the Government
and saying to the American people, take
this, improve it, live upon it, rear your
families upon it, and build up for your
selves homes and a competency.
It is now officially announced that the
Sisseton Reservation will be opened April
Is, 1892, and the Minneapolis & st.
Louis Ry. has prepared to furnish extra
train service to provide for those desir-
ing to look over the land. It's day train
leaves ST. Paul at 500; Minneapolis at
8:45 a.. m. daily, except Sunday, arriving
at Watertown, So. Dakota, where the
Government Land Office is located, in
the afternoon. A large map of the Res
ervation, full particulars, rates, etc.,
furnished upon application to G. M.
Pratt, q. T. & P. A. Minneapolis and ST..
Louis Ry., Minneapolis, MINI.
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PROBATE NOTICE.

GTATE OF MINNESOTA, County of Henne.
- pin.-Probate Court.
In the matter of the estate OF Amelia G.
Learned, deceased.
Letters of administration on the estate OF
Amelia 6. Leonard, deceased, late of the County
o4Hennepin and State of Minnesota, being
granted to John U. Learned
It is ordered, That six months be and the
same is hereby allowed from and after the date
OF this order, in which all persons having
claims or demands against the said deceased
are required to file the same in che Probate
Court Of said County, for examination and al.
lOwance, or be forever barred.
It is further ordered, that the first Monday in
October, 1892 at 40 O'Clock a. M, at general
term Of said Probate Court, to be held at the
Court House in the City Of Minneapolis, in said
County, be and the same hereby is appointed as
the time and place when and where the said
Probate Court will examine and adjust said
claims and demands.
and it is further ordered, that notice of such
hearing be given to all creditors and persons
Interested in said estate by forthwith publish
ing this order once in each week for three sue
cessive weeks in The Irish Standard, q neWspa-
per printed and published in said County
Dated at Minneapolis, this 31st day of March,
1892. A
By the Court: J. r. CORRIGAN,
Judge Of Probate.
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MOTHER AND WIFE.

Two windows face the highway,
Two faces guard the panes,
For loved on s swift-homecoming;
And the rainy daylight wanes.
The hour has struck; he comes not;
They softly talk awhile.
But silence falls betw en- them;
Again they watch the stile;
The wife with poets fancy,
Sits in u b.issful dream
Waiting her lords returning,
In her eyes the love lights beam.
The mother, wriDkled and white-haired,
Leans on The window-sill,
A smile on her sanity visage,
Time "orn, yet lovely still.
Which pair of eyes il keene,?
On whom does the vision burst!
One murmurs: ''Now he's coming!'
The mother sees him first
All, yearning heart OF 6 mother!
Tender as summer skies,
Can wealth of wife's devotion
surpass thy sacrifice?
0 wife thy dear gift cherish +!
The mother yields to thee --.
Her treasure, JOY and comfort;
Crown thou hi.'destiny.
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SUMMONS.

CNTATE OF MINNESOTA, County of Henne-
- pin, ss.--District Court, Fourth Judicial Dis
trict
Mccormick Harvesting Machine Company,
Plaintiff; VS.. J ohm Desmond, Defendant.
The State of Minnesota, to the above named
Defendant:
answer the complaint of the Plaintiff in the
above entitled action, which is on file in the
office of the clerk Of said court at the court
house in the city Of Minneapolis in said county
and to serve 81 copy OF your answer to said COM
plant on the subscriber, ct his Office i'll the city
Of Minneapolis in aid county, within 20 days
after the service OF this Summons upon you,
exclusive Of the day Of such service; and if you
fail TO answer the said complaint within the
time aforesaid the Plaintiff in this action. will
take Judgment against you for the sum of one
hundred nine and $500 dollars, ISL 9.ss) to-
gether with the costs ana disbursements OF this
action. +. V. BROWN,
Plaintiffs Attorney, Minneapolis, Mimi. (425
Temple Court)
Dated FabruN rY 6. 1892.
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Dehed Competition.

An Irishman had little shoemaker'e
shop where for many years he piled his
trade, earning an honest living. One day
he was amused to see on the opposite
side of the street sign which read:
"Mons. Lafarge, shoemaker, just from
Paris" He was very indignant, and felt
that monsieur was treading on his
grounds. The next day he came out
with sign which read: 'sPat Connolly,
shoemaker; never saw Paris, but deies
competition
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PROBATE NOTICE.

CTATE or MINNESOTA, County of Henne
- pin.--Probate Court
In the matter of the estate OF Absalona Heller
deceased.
on reading and filing the final account of the
executors OF the la will of said deceased, and
their petition praying for the allowance of said
account and for q decree assigning the residue
of said estate 20 the persons by law entitled
to The same.
1t is ordered that said petition be heard at 9
special term OF said Court to be held at the
Court House in the City of Minneapolis, in said
1892, at 10 O'Clock IN the forenoon; and that
notice of such hearing be given to all persons
interested, by publishing this order once in
each week for three successive weeks prior to
said day of hearing in The Irish Standard, q
newspaper printed and published in said
County.
1892.
BY the Cour,: ]. R.. CORRIGAN,
Judge of Probate
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of the President to
Foyfve hundred homeea of 100
will be the public at that time
Browns
D. and d. thus aHordng
the
privilege accorded other line
either Bewns Valley
$3.50 agents
or % f. WHITNEY, Paul, Mimi
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PROBATE NOTICE.

CTATE OF MINNESOTA, County of Henne-
- pin-Probate Court.
In the matter of the estate of Charles
Mayer, deceased.
On reading and filing the petition of Katherine
Mayer, representing that Charles Mayer
has lately died interstate, resident and inhab-
liant of the County of Hennepin and State of
Minnesota, leaving goods, chattels and estate
within this County, and praying that admins
granted:
It is ordered, that said petition be heard at q
special term OF this Court, to be held at the
said County, on Monday, the 18th day of April.
1892, at 10 O'clock in the forenoon; and that
notice of such hearing be given to all persons
interested, by publishing this order st least
once In each week for three successive weeks
prior to said day Of hearing in The Irish
In said County.
Dated at Minneapolis, this 18th day Of March,
By the Court: J.R.CoRRIGAN.
Judge of Probate.
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THE ATHEIST.

The fool hath said, There is no God;''
B 3NoGod Who lights the morning sun,
And sends him on hts heavenly road,
Afar and brilliant course 10 run?
Who, when the radient day is done,
Hangs forth the moons nocturnal lamp,
And bids the planets one by one,
Steal DER the night-vales, dark and damp?
No God?-Who gives the evening dew,
The tanning breeze, the fostering shower?
no warns the spring morns bui ding bougE
And paints the summers noontide flower?
q VINO spreads in the autumnal bower
The fruit trees mellow stores around;
And sends the winters icy power,
To invigorate the exhausted ground?
No God Who makes the bird to wing
Its hightlike arrow through the sky;
And gives the deer i s power to spring
From rock to rock tcium phantly?
Who formed Behemoth, 'nuge and high,
That at draught the river drains;
Ard great Leviathan to lie,
Like floating isle, on ocean plains?
No God Who warns the heart to heave,
With thousand feelings soft and sweet,
And prompts the aspiring soul to leave
The earth we tread beneath our feet,
And soar away on pinions feet
Beyond the scene of mortal strife,
With fair ethereal forms to meet,
That tell US an after lite?
No God-Wh no fixed the solid ground,
On pillars strong, that alter not?
Who spread the curtained skies around,
Who doth the ocean bounds allot?
Who al things to perfection brought.
On earth below, in heaven abroad?-
Go. and ask the fool OF impious thought
That dares to say There is no God -
--WILLIAM KNoX.
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ARTICLES OF incorporation
OF
The Miller Printing Company.

the undersigned do hereby associate ourselves
together tor tina purpose of forming corpora
ton to carry On q manufacturing bu mess un-
der and pursuant to chapter eleven I'D, general
laws of Minnesota for the year eighteen hund
red and seventy-three (S73), being IN act re-
acts amendatory thereof, and do hereby adopt
the following articles:
Miller Printing Company and the general
nature of its business shall BE- to carry on gen.
eral printing, binding and book Ii aking bust
the city of Minneapolis, Hennepin County.
Minnesota.
poration shall be the 9Th day of April, 1892, and
poraton shall be thirty thousand dollars $780,,
0OO). and it shall be divided into six hundred
shares of fifty doiIars $3.50 each; such stock
as may be ordered hy the board of directors.
nv.
The highest amount OF Indebtedness or liabil-
ity to which said corporation shall at any
time be subject shall be twenty Thousand dol
lars ($20000).
The names and places of residence of the per-
sons forming this association for incorporation
are as follows: Otto W. Miller. Hamilton Craw-
ford Lee W. AbDof Alexander IL Maen
Minneapolis, Hennepin county, Minnesota. and
Thomas 81. Girling, Of Robbinsdale, HeEnepin
county, Minnesota.
vi.
The government of said corporation and the
management OF its affairs shall be vested in a
board of directors consisting of three members,
to be elected annually by the stockholders.
The annual meeting of said corporation
shall be held on the first Monday in April in
each year.
The names of the first board of directors are.
Otto W. Miller, Hamilton Crawford, Lee w.
Abbott.
said directors sha II elect from their number
president. a vice president, manager, secretary
and treasurer. But the offices of secretary and
treasurer may be held by the same person. The
offices of president and manager may also be
held by the same person.
All directors and other officers shall hold
their offices for one year aud until their success
ors are elected and qualified
In witness wher of we have hereunto set our
hands ana seals this 10th day of February, 1892
OTTO W. MILLER, [Seal.
HAMILTON Ora WFORD, [$eal1
LEE w. ABBOTT, fSeal.1
ALEX AMBER j. MULLEN; [Seal.1
CHA. CRAWFORD. Seal !
THOM AS II. GiRLING, [Seal1
In presence of i.ls=
FRANK L. CoRRIsTON,
JAS. W. LAWRENCE.
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WICKLOW.

Our English exchanges announce the
death of Canon Toole, one of the Oldest
citizens and best known clergymen in
Manchester. He was born in Liverpool,
in the year 1907, and claimed descent
from the O'Tooles of Powers-court, or
Castle Kelvin, in the county of Wicklow.
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SUMMONS.

State OF Minnesota, County OF Hennepin, IS.
The State OF Minnesota, to Frederick Perry,
defendant.
before the undersigned, one Of the Justices of
the Peace in and for SAID county, on the twenty
third day OF April 1892, at o clock in the fore.
in said county, to answer to Geo. w. smedley
in civil action Should you fail to appear at
the time and place aforesaid, judgment will be
duc-d by said Geo: w. Smedley for such sum
as he shall show himself entitled to.
Given under my hand this First day of April,
A. D, 1892
W. H. MILLS,
Justice of the Pence
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PROBATE NOTTCF

TI0ODAIE NVIlCE,
GTATE OF MINNESOTA, County Of Henne.
~ pin-Probate Court. 1-
In the matter of the estate of Geo. W. Moon
deceased. ~
On reading and filing the final account # tha
administrator of the estate of said deceased and
his petition praying for the allowance Of said
account and for decree assigning the residue
OF said estate to the persons by law entitled
Iii ordered, that said petition be heard at 4
special term OF said court to be held at the
Court Honse in the city Of Minneapolis, in said
county Ssnl, on Monday the 18th day Of April,
1877, at 10 O'Clock In the forenoon; and that no.
terested, by publishing this order once in each.
week for three successive weeks prior 70 said
day OF hearing In The Irish Standard, news
1892 ~ - 49, o. Is 81 -.
BY the. Court: .. &. CORR1GAN. MA
..3 s95 Judge of Probate +.
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NEWS FROM OVER THE SEA
AN TRIM.

Thomas Wilson, linen-lapper, of Muck
amore, has been committed to Belfast
Lunatic Asylum as dangerous lunatic
A most determined suicide YVES com
mitted in Belfast jail, on March I'd, by a
man named Joseph Apsley, about 81
years of age, who was renanded from the
Carrickfergus Petty Sessions for assault
ing and Wounding Ann Apsley.
On the eve ing of March 9Th, serious
accident occurred at the Great Northern
Railway Terminus, Belfast, to young
man named James Magee, who was en-
ployed as shunter on the line. The in
jured man was engaged hooking on
wagons to an engine, when he fell under
the train, the wheels passing over both
his feet, and mangling them in a fright
full manner. He was taken to the Royal
Hospital, where the surgeons took off
both feet, the patient being under chlor-
oform during the operation. The injured
man is aged about twenty years, and re-
sided with his father at % Malt street.
ARMAGH.
The intolerable nuisance of street.
preaching that, Sunday after Sunday,
created such disgraceful scenes in Ark
low, has been inaugurated in Armagh,
and promises there to have results no
less serious than tt ose of Arklow Not
content with holding their open air
prayer meetings, ona of the "evangellsts"
assaulted poor old man, and when
broaght before the magistrates, although
it was proved that the old man was not
in any way interfering with the service,
this evangelist" was actually let off
with fine of IS and costs.
CARLOW.
Elizabeth Sutton, otherwise Byrne, sur
rendered ON bail, to take her trial on an
indictment charging her with having, on
the 18th Of January, 1891, at Rathglass,
unlawfully abandoned and exposed her
male child, aged IA days. The jury
found the prisoner guilty, and the Judge,
taking into consideration mitigating cir
uumstancee, sentenced her to one months
imprisonment, her mother agreeing to
give bail in e10 for her daughters good
behavior for twelve months.
sS,s GLARE.
s 3 AT the last meeting of the Corofn
Board of Guardians, Mr.. Michael Hogan,
Chairman, presiding, on the motion of
the chairman, a resolution was unani-
iEllaously adopted approving of the pro
posed sale Of the Athenry and Ennis
Railway to the Midland Great Western,
VI they believed that greater facilities
would be afforded for the conveyance Of
ssI,aengers and traffic, and that the dis
sstlict, q we'll sas the country at large,
Iaytssould Us materially benefited thereby.
~
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WATERFORD.

Mr.. Abraham Denny, senior partner in
extensive bacon concerns at Waterford
Cork and Limerick, died at his residence,
Cahir, March 9Th. The deceased was
chairman of the Waterford Steamship
company and of the Waterford. Dungar-
van and Lismore, and Waterford and
Tramore Railways.
The Waterford Star, new Nationalist
weekly, to be published in Waterford, is
announced to appear in few weeks.
WESTMEATH..
The Westmeath collection in aid of the
evicted tenants was made on Sunday,
March 9th.
WEXFORD.
The negotiations which have been 60
ing on for some time, with view to hav-
ing the dispute between landlord and
tenants on the Tottenham estate settled
in peaceable manner have been success
full. The terms of settlement are that
all the tenants evicted since 1886 shall be
reinstated in their former holdings, and
the estate shall be sold to them at Ii
years. purchase on the government va]u-
alton, lone years rent to be paid down
by the tenantry previous to being rein
stated in their holdings. This is the
first rent collected in connection with
this estate since March, 1886. It was in
connection with the fight On the Totten-
ham property that the very Rev. Canon
Doyle, P. P, V, F., Ramsgrange; Rev.
John Browne, G, c., Duncannon, and
about twenty laymen we're prosecuted for
conspiracy in 1889.
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STA rE OF MINNEsOTA,,-

County of Hennepiu. 49,
On this 10th day of February 1892, before me
personally appeared Otto ". Miller, Hamilton
Charles Crawford and Thomas e. tiirling, to
me known to be tho same persons described in
and who executed the foreg ing instrument aud
articles of incorporation. aud each severally
own free act and deed for the uses and purposes
therein expressed
FRANK T.. CoRRIsrON,
Notary Public,
Hennepin County, Minnesota.
GNOTARIAL SEAU1
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LIMERICK.

Owing to the scarcity Of pigs in mar
ket, Messrs. Shaw, Of Limerick, have de-
cided on reducing their men to three
quarter time, or to adopt the alternative
of Diminishing a certain number of hands.
Intimation of this being given to the en-
.ployes, they agreed to work short. Men
in other stores have taken exception to
this plan, as we'll as in Waterford. At a
meeting Of the pork butchers, on March
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STA rE OF MINNESOTA. ,

STA FEU MINNESOTA,
Department of State. :
thereby certify that the within instrument
was fled for record in this Office on the 9Th day
of March, A. D 1892. at O'clock .. M, and
was duly recorded in Book + 2 of Incorpors-
t1Ons, on page /.
+. P. BROWN, Secretary of State.
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'IHEIR1sH sTlND1RD:7 50 RDK !. PRII 9. =

18th, 8 deputation from Waterford at
tended, and as result OF the conference
it was decided that Messrs. Shaw's men
should work full time as usual whether
the establishment conclude to dismiss
the employees or not.
TnNGF0RD