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St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1892-06-23
New Advertisements.
DR.. DAVID KENNEDY,
FavOrife Remedy,

EavOrife Remedy,
Has done more for the health and happiness
of the people of this country than any other
physician, in giving to the public a medicine
that has saved the lives of thousands by
curing them of some deadly disease. Favo-
rite remedy today is acknowledged by the
medical fraternity to be the king of medicines.
Try it, if you suffering from impure
blood, biliousness. abdominal pain, Brights
catarrh, coated tongue, chronic kidney or
liver complaint, diabetes, eczema, or salt
rheum, dyspepsia, distress after eating, dis
ordered stomach, sick headache, heart burn,
hives, jaundice. loss of appetite. sallow COM
plexion. pimples skin disease, scrofula, ulcers,
stonein the bladder or kidneys, fem ale weak,
and all ills pertaining to women, for it
is the kind that cures, the testimony of
thousands of grateful people will vouch for
if you are not feeling well don't wait until
you are down sick, but try it today.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1892-06-23
ALL SORTS.
"What L Eat Does me no Good

"Whaf Eat Does me no GOod.'
How often this expression is heard
Lite-destroying Dyspepsia has hold on
you when you feel thus, and should not
be trifed with. There is but one known
Remedy that can permanently cure you,
Dr. David Kennedy's Favorite Remedy
made at Rondout, n Y, a purely vege-
table compound endorsed by the medical
profession.
A-''Why have you thrashed your son
so numerically ?" Because
he dreamed last night he won 500 marks
at a lottery, and then went and spent
every cent of it on a bicycle. . Fliegende
Blaater.
NJ L. Blair, Alderman, 5th Ward,
Scranton, Pa, stated Nov. g, 'S3: he
used Dr. Thomas Electric Oil for sprains,
burns, cuts, bruises and rheumatism.
Cured every time.
Tommy, why didn't you share your
peach with Dolly ?" "Igave her the stone;
if she plants it, she can have the tree
Bad Drainage causes much sickness,
and bad blood and improper action of
the liver and kidneys is bad drainage to
the human system, which Burdock Blood
Bitters remedy.
Don't talk too much my son. Look
at the mosquito. His victims wouldn't
mind his bite so much. 1t is his con-
founded brag that makes him disliked.-
Boston Transcript.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-09-12
RINGING WORDS.
From a Prominent and
Eminent Divine.
Statements That Are True and Straight
to the Point.
Read What He Says, for His Words
Are of Great and Peculiar Interest.

No one knows better than the faithful pas
tor the great value of sound physical and
nerve strength. The strain upon brain and
nerve, the physical exhaustion following ex-
cessive work, the responsibilities and sympa-
thies with Affections and the myriad cares
make the earnest preachers duties aIduous
and wearing in the extreme.
We do not wonder, therefore, at the strong
and ringing words of praise which the emin-
ent divine, Rev. C. d. r. Meacham, gives that
most wonderful of medicines, DR.. Greene's
Nervura blood and nerve remedy When he
down in he tlth weak in nerves, pros
trated in strength, and with his blood badly
impaired, he restored to sound and Wig
orous health by this marvellous health re-
newer.
Here the exact facts in his own words:
81 am very glad to say in regard to Dr.
Greene's great remedy that when my blood
badly impoverished by an old scrofula
humor, and my nervous system was greatly
impaired, DR.. Greene's smedicine gave me
wonderful relief.
sat the present time my health is as good as
at any time in my life, and my confidence in
DR.. Greene's remedy is constantly increasing.
Rev. G. ID. r. MEACHAM.
Pastor Baptist Church, Townshend, VT"
We have published the testimonials of vast
numbers of people who were cured by the use
of the great discovery, DR.. Green's Nervura
blood and nerve remedy, but we take more
pleasure in giving to the world Rev. Mr..
Meacham's words in regard to the won
derful benefit he received from this valuable
remedy, because realize that the earnest
words of a minister will have great weight
with sufferers from disease, and everybody
who reads his convincing words in regard to
the sure and remarkable curative powers of
1.as
bottle and thus obtain cure.
1t is purely vegetable and perfectly harm
less, and is kept by all druggists at S1.00.
It's discoverer is the well-known DR.. Greene
of "a TemplePl., Boston, Mass, who gives con-
sultation and advice free to the sick, person
ally or by letter. The sick should use imme-
diately DR.. Greene's Nervura blood and nerve
remedy, for it is not only the best remedy
ever discovered, but those using it have the
privilege of consulting DR.. Greene concern
ing it's effects, their health, etc. This fact
alone guarantee the assurance of cure. If you
need medicine do not fail to take this best
all remedies.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-09-12

A part can never be equal to to the
whole. Whole means entire-com-
plete in all it's parts. The Chiffon
Paints are whole paints-complete in
their component parts. There are
other paints that are part paints be-
cause the proper proportion of linseed
oil is reduced, and water substituted.
The price of paint often varies ac-
cording to the amount of water used
in it. So if you find a paint that is
''just as good'' as the Chiffon Paint,
but good deal less in price, remem-
Der the hint we give you, ga part can
never be equal to the whole" By the
way, have you a color card?
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-09-12
HEADACHE
CURED
III
80
NIU U1BS.

Consulate of the United States of
America Coaticook, Canada, Oct. 6,
1891.
I here certify that have used Rob
inson's Headache Powders, and found
immediate relief from severe head
ache, and heartily recommend the
same to any who may be suffering
from nervous or sick headache.
ALFRED w. STREET, (U. S. ConsuD
The Powders are obtainable at all drug
stores where medicines are kept at Csc per
box, if not obtainable will be forwarded
closing the price. ROBINSON q CO, (For
Canada) Coaticook, P. O., Cor U. S. Island
Pond,sVt
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-09-12
Notice.

Just come in to the Post Office and we viii
show you the best line Of stationery "A
Northern Vermont; large line of Cranef
best Papers;a good line OF Ink and Pencil Tab
lets, Bill heads, Pens, Penholders and Pencils
Memorandum Book. TIM Books etc.
good line Of Cufecuonery and Fruits Ia
their season. good line OF Base Balls and
Bats, for the Base Bali players. Also good
line of Flavoring Extracts of all kinds. Drugs
Medicines. We can furnish you Paine's Gel
cry Compound, Dana's, Hoods, Ayers and
Browns Sarsaparillas, Plastcrs, and for You
horses we have the old English Condition
Powders. the Best n the market
HIPS Golden Oil; sure cure 20 cuts and
scratches. Scott's hlixir for coughs and the
Heaves. And also have butchers Colder
Liquid for Butter makers. All sold cheap FOL
Cash.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-09-12

DEAFNESS CANNOT BE CURED-by local APP
plications as they cannot reach the deceased
portion of the ear. There is only one way to
cure deafness, and that is by constitutional
remedies. Deafness is caused by an infamed
condition of the mucous lining of the Eusta-
chianTube When this tube is inf1amed you
have rumbling sound or imperfect hearing,
and when it is entirely closed, Deafness is the
result, and unless the Inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored to its normal
condition, hearing will be destl Dyed forever;
nine cases out of ten caused by catarrh,
the mucous.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness Caused by catarrh) that can
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure. Send
for circulars; free.
F. j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo, o.
HD-Sold by all Druggists, 75c.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-09-12
ALL SORTS.

Tapley's 'Bread Winner outwears all
other shoes.
Subscribe for the Monitor now and start in
with the story.
Bankers, doctors, lawyers, carpenters, drug
gists, engineers, mechanics, in fact we have
recommendations from people mall stations
in life, testifying to the wonAerful cures that
Sulphur Bitters have effected. Mend for testi-
monials. See other column.
We commence in supplement to-day the
publication of continued story which will
be of great interest to all cur readers
Deans Rheumatic Pills absolutely cure
rheumatism e. neuralgia. Entirely vegeta-
BILE. Safe.
Trotter seems to be a very happy man. He
never has any bills to pay. How's that No
one will ever trust him.
Lanes Family Medicine Moves the Bowels
Each day. Most people need to use it.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-09-12

RObinSOn's Headache
Powders cure Sick
Headache in just 80
minutes. Positively no
faiIuries. Those who of
ten times have to give up
work and go to bed from
this painful complaint
keep round, smiling and
happy after a dose of
RObinsOn's Headache
Powders These Pow
ders cure every kind of
ache and pain in the
same prompt manner, in
Guiding those painful
affections, rheumatism
and Neuralgia. The fol-
ing testimonial will sat
isfy the incredulous:
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-09-12

For Burns, Scalds, Bruises and all pain and
soreness of the flesh, the grand household
remedy is DR.. Thomas Ec1ectric Oil Be sure
you get the genuine.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-09-12
THOUGHTS ON Lea WING HOME.

Home and it's surroundings will ever
ton to me, for around this place clus-
ter the fondest recollections of my
past life; and why should it not be
SO? There I received the first impress
sions of life; there I lived in the COM
partnership of brothers near and dear,
was watched over and cared for by a
kind and loving father. Nor is this
all; it was there I received the coun
sci and care of loved and sainted
mother, which, if needed by me, will
prove shield against the evils of this
ungodly world and finally enable me
to meet her beyond the river.
/ love to dwell on these scenes that
are past and gone; love to go back
in imagination to the time when I sat
on mothers knee and could look for
but joy and unalloyed happiness, when
we were as family together enjoy
ing each others society, but alas, how
changed is the pictured We have long
since ceased to hear the sound of that
mothers voice-she has gone to that
rest which remaineth for the people
of God; may we ever initiate her ex
ample and cherish her virtues. Now
that we are separated life appears in
a new form; it's realities are being
realized, and the grand lesson is grad
ually being revealed to me that it is
stern reality and not dream. How
different are it's surroundings and
scenes from what they were when I
roved among the hills of my native
State! Although we may form friends
in any part of the world, yet this
friendship is of a different type. Re-
serve and caution should be the
prominent characteristics of all ac
quaintance of this nature, but at home
we can talk as we feel, and share each
others joys and sorrows without fear
or constraint. How blessed the tho't
that there is such place in this wick
ed and goddess world of ours!
Yes, home is one of heavens choic-
est gifts. From the relation enumer-
ated, springs an influence holy and
elevating, which I trust will in a meas
ure govern the future course of my
life. God forbid that I should ever
contemplate the scenes of my early
life with feelings of any different char
acter than those of the hvelist emo
ton, or that should forget to love
you, father and mother. God forbid
teat the lessons there received should
ever lose their efficacy and power on
my mind.
Father, mother and brothers, let us
ever live in unity and love, ever imi-
tate the example of her who awaits
us on the shores Of enternity, that we
may finally meet in an unbroken band
to praise God forever.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-09-12
JUST FOR FUN.

A cyclone is all that is necessary to
raise barn in the West.
"And SO he is a real baron? What is
ne baron OFF" "Ideas, think"
Candidates are like umbrellas-al-
ways wondering if they will be put up.
When song is sung so much that
every one dislikes it, it is called popu-
lar.
"What wing of the army did you
belong to, Col.Vet?" ''The one that flew
off,
"That young fellow in the yachting
cap, is he yachtsman?" "No, just a
salesman"
Boy-Is this instrument called a
fiddle or a violin? Professor-Ven you
blay it, it's fiddle.
See here, waiter, this pie hasn't any
apple in it. Waiter-I know it, sab;
it am evaporated apples.
There's poison in the ice cream,
now said he. Oh, then, let US die to-
gether, said she.
Wooden Wasn't that a finished
sermon? Bullfnch-Yes, but thought
for while it never would be.
Fair Amateur = Yes, painted that.
What school of painting would you
call it? Artist gently = Boarding
school.
There's an enduring sympathy be-
tween the small boy and growing
weeds. He has no desire to hurt them
in the least.
She = That o1ious Mrs. Nowritch
seems to think more of her dog than
her boy. He-Oh, well the dog has a
pedigree.
On the steamer-He-I should Judge
that you were typical sailor. She
Well, yes-that is, 1 can heave about
everything except the anchor.
Rivers-This new comet, it seems,
has eight tails. What use has a COM
ct for eight tails?" Banks-Perhaps it
was fly time when it started out.
Daughter-Shall we invite DIR. Big
fee to the reception? Mother think
we'd better not, he's SO absent mind
ed. He might charge it in the bill.
Doctor, said the dying editor, have
one last favor to ask of you. Name
it, said the doctor. want you to at
tend the editor of the other paper.
"Out?" yelled the disguised ball
player: "why, you must be crazy"
"Oh, no" replied the umpire, smiling
ly. "It's you that are off your base"
Mamma, said Mabel during a severe
thunder storm, l find bod is dettin'
weady to light his stars. Why, dar-
ling? Cause he's scratching matches
on the sky.
The young housewife (to the butch
er)-Have you nice spring chicken
this morning? Yes, ma'am. Vel, please
cut out the crouqettes, and send them
to my address.
Boston Maid-In Boston even the
bootblacks, some of them, have stud
led Latin.' New Yorker In New
York nearly all the bootblacks are
proficient in Italian.
"What penance are you doing in
this Lenten season, Mrs. McSimper?"
asked Rev. DR.. Thirdly. ooh, come
to hear you preach every Sunday"
was the cheerful reply.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-09-12
EXCELLENT
FARM FOR SALE.

The undersigned, having decided 10 20 Cal
ifornia, offers his large farm for sale on very
reasonble terms. The farm lies on Black rived
in Irasburgh. and contains 2iO acres OF excel1
lent land, suitably divided into tillage, past
ure and woodland. The buildings and fenced
are i'm a good state of repair. The buildings
are supplied by pure never failing spring wal
ter. The moving and tillage Is meadow land
some of which is flooded In the spring. Thd
pastures are large. A good sugar place with
two well-rigged sugar houses. Could tap GOOD
trees If desired. The farm will keep 20 cowj
and a team. II is situated on an excellent
road, only IL miles from Irasburgh villageI
1t is known as one of the very best farms Ind
the county. Terms easy on good notes.
For further particulars address the under
signed at Irasburgh; or w. l.. Barrows, Gov
entry, VT
Irasburgh, VT, Aug. TO- HARLOW FOsSl
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-09-12
LITTLE
PINK
LIVER
PILLS.

they are SO prepared asto contain stimulant,
tonic, pain relieving, and blood purifying
elements, and so mild are they in their OPP
Grafton you would not know you had taken
pill.
These Pills are for sale at all drug stores or
where medicines are kept, will be forward
ed by mail receipt of price, Csc.
ROBINSON & Co.. Props,
Coaticook, P. O., and Island Pond, VT.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-09-12

A minister annoyed by tobacco
chewing thus spoke to his congrega-
ton: stake your cud of tobacco out
of your mouth on entering the house
of God, and gently lay it on the outer
edge of the sidewalk or fence It will
for rat won't take it, a cat won't
take it, a dog won't take it, neither
will a hog; you are certain of your
cud when you go after it. Not the
filthiest vermin on earth would touch
it. 1t will even kill feas on dog.n
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-09-12
a Wonderful
Little Pill !!
ROBINSON'S

CURE pain and full
ness in the stomach
from over eating in
20 Minutes.
CURE headache
from bilousness and
indigestion after one
dose.
CURE Constipation
after two doses; will
permantly cure cons
tipation in one week.
JAUNDICE and all
forms of liver COM
plant yield rapidly to
the use of these little
pills. The Kidneys
and bowels act nat
urally, the blood be-
comes rapidly purifi-
ed, the nervous syS-
tenn toned up, the
pale faces assume a
glow of health, and
whoever uses them
hnnnn1nC n y, nxxr 1onrCnra
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-09-12

A man may get ever SO much cul-
ture and never get rich; and man
may get ever SO rich and never
achieve culture enough to speak po-
lite English, or know good poetry
from bad. Now, money maker who
has no culture is liable to be hard put
to it to get his moneys worth out of
life; and the upshot of his embarrass-
ments usually is, that not being fitted
by education to enjoy the things that
give pleasure to cultivated minds, he
either takes up with less innocent
amusements, or else sticks to bust
ness because it is the only thing he
likes to do. At best he divides his
time between money making and the
cultivation and enjoyment of that
wonderfully remunerative animal, the
horse. When the money has been
made in a business of large specula
tive possibilities, there are disadvan
tages about going on, merely for
amusement, after one has won enough.
Many men could speak eloquently of
the disadvantages Of being driven by
defective Culture to buy and sell
wheat for occupation.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-09-12


A well-known borrower, whose
credit had daily grown nearer the
ground and worn out in forty places,
met an acquaintance the other day.
ct say, Tom,'' he said, /" lend me So
for minute or two. I'll give it right
back to YOU"
After some hesitation the money
was handed over and handed back
promptly. Then the same perform
ance was gone through with on one
dollar, two, ten and twenty.
ssThat's all, thank you," said the
borrower, starting off.
ssHold on!' exclaimed the lender;
"tell me what you mean by that mon
key business"
sOh, noUhing much," was the reply,
"only it's been SO long since I have
been able to borrow anything under
any circumstances that I was afraid I
had lost my grip entirely. Thank
Heaven I have some little credit left.
Will you lend me a quarter until to-
morrow?''
His scheme was a success.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-10-23
A CTIILD'S SICKROOM.
THE VALUE AND IMPORTANCE or
INTELLIGENT NURSING.

The Little Details Make the Sum Of suo.
cessfu1 Attention to the Little InvaIid,.
When tho Mother Brings Health and
Happiness.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-10-23
The Engagement.

Lovers do not mean 70 be deceitful,
but nevertheless the period of engage
ment is che In which neither one nor the
other reveal themselves in their true
character. OF course, they do not see
as much OF each others company before
as after marriage, and those too brief
intervals, as they then consider them,
are utilized to show only the good side
Of the one to the other.
Those evenings when he is 10 call she
dons her prettiest gown, curls her halr
TO perfection and greets him with smile.
even If ten minutes before she has been
wofully put out over some domestic fauX
pas or glrlish disappointment. She does
not wrangle with him when he arrives,
but puts her trouble out OF sight until
at least he leaves her, when she drops
the mask assumed for his benefit and
becomes once more her natural self.
It is not deceit-it is policy. II she
were 70 be ill-tempered and untidy when
he sees her what chance would she ever
have OF being asked TO be his wife?
Wait until after she has secured him,
and then she need exercise no restraint
the bird is Gagged the fly is caught.
He on his side is equally prone to prac-
tice a deception as great as her own. lie
comes 20 call in spick and span evening
dress, with little gift which he presents
with a dainty air OF compliment tndt
makes her consider him the most gener-
ou4 creature in the world, until after
marriage the fact leaks out that II was
not his TO give and the girl to whom 1t
belonged is camoring for its return.
When they go out he spends his money in
a princely and inconsequent manner. as
though it grew instead Of having been
borrowed from a friend not two hours
before.
All, no; business worries, money difficult
ties, all are kept in the background dur.
ing the engagement, but marriage alters
all this. Then do each learn the true
man or woman they have married. and
in too many cases the cry goes forth.
how could / have been so deceived?'
Yet such deception will go On forever
and such frauds will be practiced, and
until that day comes when frankness.
absolute sincerity and truthfulness, with
no false pretension, mark the era before
marriage there will be many unhappy
unions OF men and women who awoke too
late 10 the fact that they have been wo-
fully deceived In their choice.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-10-23
DOY,Ts FOR HOUsEKEEPERS.
Warnings About the Choice and Cooking
of Meats.

Don't waste the cold mutton. A fine
dish can be presented for the domestic
table when cooked with macaroni and
tomatoes.
Don't fail in your selection OF good
beef. The sirloin is the choicest OF cuts,
while rib roasts have the next place.
Three ribs will suffice for q family din
ner. Beef is best in winter. although al
ways In season.
Don's eat veal all months in the year.
The proper time is from April TO Septem-
her. The leg is the most profitable and
being solid meat. can be cut up into
outlets Veal requires long cooking. AS
a rule, II is indigestible, and for stomachs
of weak tendencies IL should be INDUCED
in sparingly. The chops, when Dreaded,
are excellent, but all veal should be we'll
done.
Don't cook II too much; II done rightly,
the Juice should follow the knife when
carving. Beef can be served in various
ways, and for the rib roast the York
shire pudding to accompany 1T. Sirloin
steaks are the most nutritious, but the
porterhouse takes the best and the high
est place In price. The trimmings OF all
beef should find their way TO the stock
pot, and by the aid OF vegetables a good
soup can be realized. The cold meat
which is left can be served with French
stews, ragouts and small dishes for the
first meal OF the day. In all well-regu-
lated families beef Is the promoter OF
good health. good digestion. and with
them the forerunner OF good dispositions.
Don't serve your mutton unless OF the
best. It should hang for a week before
Il n eAtahlA UhA daah Ahonld ha firm
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-10-23

animism." In the case of Sir Herbert
Maxwell we cannot believe him 10 have
offended deliberately. The expression re-
ferred to had probably pleased him at
some time by its euphony, and stuck in
his memory as such things will do, until
its writing became almost an act of auto
matism. At the same time, that does
not excuse him, for at best he has been
guilty OF carelessness. which Is almost
as bad in a writer as affectation.
The writer who seeks 10 be simple.
lucid and impressive need not necessarily
stick TO monosylables. under the errone-
Gus impression that he is writing ylgor-
Gus AnglO-Sexon. He is at full liberty TO
make use Of the very best the language
affords, only when he is writing for the
average reader whose vocabulary does
not exceed 5000 or 1900 words, he should
not indulge himself in such verbal eccen-
tricities rs 'lusorial animism." His idea
is, primarily, 10 instruct his readers, and
If he uses such very unfamiliar words he
does not instruct them, but simply sends
them 10 ransack the dictionary, which
they could do just as we'll without COM
pulsion as with it.-San Francisco Chron-
icle.