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The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-11-16

Quite a number OF our cltlzens
went to Knoxville last Saturday
night to see the Drama 1.-The Old
Homestead"
Go to the New Firm, New Goods
Chamber Suits, Parlor Suits, La
dies Desk, Side boards Wardrobes,
Fancy Rockers, Hat Racks and ev-
erything kept in tirst-class Furni-
ture store. POsEY e. SwINDoLL,
$50 Gay St., Knoxville, Tenn.
MIR. E. A. Mcmillan, our new
shoe mender, come in Monday with
a big silver dollar and give us orders
to send the TINES year.
If this issue doesn't come up to
our average just lay it to the big de-
feat we have had lately. By this
time next week we hope to recover
and do as we'll as ever.
Don't forget the place when you
go to Knoxville. Don't forget to
stop in thu first Furniture House on
Gay Street from the bridge and see
the best and cheapest line Of Fur
niture, Carpets, Lace Curtains, Cur
tain poles, etc, in the city.
POsEY & SWINDOLL.
3S.4w 255 Gay Street.
Mrs. William Harveston died
Monday evening of Cancer. She
leaves a husband and several child
rem to mourn her departure from
this life. the TINES extends con-
dolence to the berevead ones.
No. 10. G.. A. r. Comrads it is
very important that you should all
be present at our meeting next
Saturday the 10. Nov. Don't forget
the time. w. B. Seaton Post Com
mander.
Ben Jemes, will have an old fash,
ion singing at the Court House in
Maryville. the second Saturday in
Dec. He will sing out of the ole
Harp of columbia. Every body
invited.
The following persons have beer
licensed to wed;-Chas S. Mean
and Ella Henry, Samul Whitehead
and Martha Setless, Samul G. Hin
ton and Ida Snoddy, Samul A
Lackey and Flora M. Kizer, Samu
Jemes, and Mollie E. Wallace.
The Humane Society and tn
Metropolitan Band of Mercy vii
hold their joint annual meeting at tn
old Presbyterian church on evening
of Friday Nov. 18th unless the dat
should be changed. See furthe
! notice in next weeks paper.
Two meu named Smith and Rob
inson were quarreling at Louisville
this County, Saturday, when Smith
| son took his fathers part. Ere
Wilkerson, Il bystander, asked youn
Smith to stay out of the fuss, Thi
angered Smith and he made at VIII
kerson, it is said with a knife, an
Wilkerson defended himself with
similar weapon. He stabbed Smit
in several places, one cut heing il
the throat, which came near reach
ing the jugular vein.
The association of the End Ten
cav through its adutant r. W. Red
wine is hereby notified of the deaf
of Henry A. Osburn of Co. A. IN
Tenn cav and its sergent Major cleo
for the present year. Do not knov
the partic ulars of his death but
informed of the death of the com
RAIDS was from the hands of an as
| sasin. Comrads are asked to col
respond with your adj at Maryvill
as to the appointment of an other t
: fill out the unexpired year.
Respectfully.
r. W. REDwINE. A. A.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-11-16
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Notice..

All accounts for job work and
advertising will be presented for
payment at the clos of each month
A. GODDARD.
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-05-11

MAKY*vlLLE, May IA tirr broke
uut III HE tuni'. st,nft 1f the Drum
Lumnlon mint utsout 4 uclnrk y+>ter~
day evebiug.and ~ still raging iletce1y.
II + fire il believed to he hetwttn the
4.tn nlld jU} fuot levels. tnt tue heat
aud sl1oke prevent it= +xsrt location.
a large force ut u4+n worked last
night bulkhe*dinE the drifts t" pre-
vent il spread. FIJI. extent Of dan"ge
cunEot be estimated ut this tjm+, but
must be immense. Ntn working In
the 0UO lort level narrowly escaped
.uft. cation. All work has hten -ua-
pended. No casualties are reported.
? u. m.-The workmen have just
succeeded in Mying pile tn the @eat
ot the fire, aud IN Il few minutes u
four-tnch stream will be playing on it.
The fire IL still confined to the main
shaft, and IL believed to he under con-
troll. Both MILLS have plenty Of or
and will continue running ii the water
supply holds out.
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-05-11

BrFFALo, Wyo., May 9.-The snow
storm which ceased F!iuay morning,
RECOMMENDED last night and in ettll
falling. ALI roads have been impass-
able for freight teams for two months.
There Is not pound Of coffee or sugar
for sale In Buffalo, aud in Fort Nc.
Kinney the commts>ary II nearly tx
hausted. Unless the snow and rain
Cease soon and the roads dry up, peo-
pie will be living on potatoes, tlour and
beef only. The stage from Powder
river to Crazy Woman was two days
late, and the driver ut the latter place
started south In search Of 1t, and found
the stage about ten miles 1nuth aud
off tue road.
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-05-11
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Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-05-11
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Tl4en leoIle>,opW:d ID read tho card,
but dill MT nnno: the ": rkmcn CT tho
owner hy 1cra1n bulatin: ht house, ask
ing questions and suss'> ing improve
mentS.
That night when tic &wner Of the
new houSt had yonc home To his supper
two women callesl On him.
We Hre tlou5c hunting
Il haven't any house." sui | the man
Grossly.
I'VE saw your new house a':1'--
"Did you reud the card in the win
dow
"Tes, that's what we came about
"Goo1nes$. woman, doesn't that card
distinctly say that the house Is not for
rent"
But why isn't it for rent: We came
On purpose to ask you that very ques-
tion."
because" thundered the owner. Il
am going to live in it myself"
Then he showed them out and barri-
ca1ed himself in.-Detroit Free Press.
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-05-11

general !" III office called on the cptn-
tion4 on at aiming his thtrty~ti st crn-
, secutive year ns q clttk in this uue
department.. Another elnlt1Oyr, Ill
! extremely we'll educated. retintd, t:ol%
~Iist| 1tn III, ell, TIA. tt:"f IN 'hr >t.tlt.
divl~n'n sitct 1<j';. # .~tlIi~ HI
/ &h'uyh ~t'lic EUvtrltt3t1lt t1ni'l.ye-
yet int IT sttrt ~ H:unve and ~tny
there. A>>ut.*i III ju't -nnluci, stl%fy,
/ tc4hlAr|y :t.4ist, ttlty tt:tf44 T., ~ i Ii
=! ambition tu rirt. In IT,, -tc,lI rilutent
! to drift A}i,nE Il, tho t%un /, f1t,rzut heir
way, +41Stled, =apr;4tt s,tly, with thtir
! |nt, ;lt1h* laying AttniUtHi tt$ti+:re4l xA-:
It II nf*r>tt+fr tn'rs =~slAut If getting
| Into "rtiit:* <'~~they rest strenrn,tu rust
~ tIe@xt,~~tlil:f~ uin4o~t t!,t tru:ll nf
'lie n1Att+t. Lit ule@ ray right btrt to
any \oIl1g man WHO mAfthAnte to
rtAd t!n.-t WpId-, nnt} VITO las, per-
ia the L 'vtrntneutal S+rv,ce-i+t mt
say to Inn, Bnni4h such thoughts:
d,n'1 t. tne /" Washington for Any
such purpo~+; k~ep away; Iunch cows
in Montana Ut $:+'1 II ulont;l lfi ynu are
gray h+ AIDED. and maintain YOUR inGi-
Vduatlty, your independence, your
freedom Of thought and act; tecau-e
here the ch%n:eS are ten 10 one you
will lo=e those attributes. or course,
the work here hA4 to be done, but there
will always he found plenty who a'e
willing tn do 1t. My brief insight into
tile life here Of employees prompts me
tn offer the Above advice. [ will ud-
nit thnt To those wis, have some ulte~
rior object In view, II year or TWO spent
| here, properly employed. judiciously
employed, judicioualy surrounded ty
elements That tend to enuobte and to
educate, with certain restrictions ~ to
associ It's and to the soclati:ltIes Of
life. Que would be benefited Tor the
future work he might have, M matter
where ne may he called 10 lal1Or Or
what hi@ vocation may be.
The hours OF wOr' II all the depart.
nel.t@ arr from Il. III. to / u. H., with
| Il short intern!l-eiop At noun No clerk
| !. allowed I'll tt!t Office where he IN en-
| gayed before . o'cluck ornft:r O'Clock
without Il sper'al permit. Tti4 tute
doe* hot IMPLY tn chi+'. f divisions,
chie! clerks or private secretaries. NJ
| visitor nr caller /. allowed III the de-
| purttnenls sitter = O'Clock without u t.
cieI Permission, j. B. T..
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-05-11

BAFFALo, Wyo., May 9.-Charles
Carter, partner of Fred Hesse, one
of the invading cattlemen, arrived
here yesterday to take charge OF d..
Harris T a RI, cb, which WIS the
scene of the recent fight. Ranchmen
In tbs vicinity assert that Garter Waa
with the cattlemen who attempted to
kill the rustlers, and for this renson
have ordered him to leave town, Whicf1
he will do ut 0nce.
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-05-11

II shall not open the door, Harvard
SON." said the Boston wife at > o'clock
II. I'll. until have satisfactory evidence
that you have not been spending the
evening IN rioto1= conviviality." .
Your rrecaution, my: dcar," replied
the Boston husband. who STOOL sh1yer-
ing Oh the outside, lis natural but un-
necessary. have been III attendance
ut I'LL unusually interesting session Of
the Zorua>ter club" j.: RI:
With clear, *sll*tin1* tnunciation he
thc,. repeated rapidly this passage fro,n
EnersQns essay on Plato. 'Seashore,
>ea *.'er from the shore, shore seen from
th. sen,
And the door was thrown open at
unre.--Chicngo Tribune.
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-05-11


From Il letter written by Mrs. Ada
f. Hurd, of Groton, 4. D., We quote;
"\Nas t4ken with bad cold, which
settled in my lungs, cough ret in and
finally terminated IN consumption.
Four doctors gave nle up, saying
could live but a short time. / gave
myself up to my saviour. determined
If could not stay with my friends on
earth, | would meet my absent oneh
above. Ny husband wes advised to
get DR.. kiug's New discovery for CON-
sumption, coughs and oolde. l gave
it q trial, took In all eight bottles: II
has cured nle and thank my God l
AM now we'll and hearty woman" "
Trial bottles free at w. E. SavaEe'a
| regular etze, 5Oc. aud III 90.
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-05-11

This term might be applied to Stew
ens' Point, 1ocA:ed Oh the Wisconsin
Central lines, at the gateway to tho
vast forest region which extends north
to Lake Superior, Il distance Of 200
miles without break on account OF
its vast lumber Interests. The Wis
cons,n river, to which the lumberInen
have given the familiar and somewhat
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-05-11

nftr ctinuate title IF ''Ull WiHcul}t, 'nUt
Atone utt~ ~ Il tln,her ttet1tr to the
city hy furnishing throng!' it, nuntr-
otl4 Tributaries nm outlet for ttu usanda
1T acft~ ii pIne IN the upper c<uht'y,
but it furnishes water power thai ia
~"rpnd o'4Iy to that IF Etenah and
MenA~ In wttict, ti1it- are >1s, located
nt:' :4r "t:ttit' vi. :" M,&|tot. of fttt ri
luu,}t*f nra cot t+H~"*: .v~ar, giving I'M
;'Ir>nn~ nt t.. t:tlrttl- If .tte,t, Ir
afI6i$ ion q tl.t jt,'ntrt Trade, Il hps
nutnttoHs X t1'.*r =tttnfllI as,:1ritS; 1t j.
tarrt: #wnere the= }tree cAr*hnpa If the
Nl.con.i !f;+htrAt linz Art. .**tt'cnttd:~ T. !"
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-05-11

Mr.. Peterbv-1'll have to send Mol1y's
shoes to tho shoemaker,
Mrs. Peterby-Are they very much
put Of repair: 1t seems to ME she is
ketting new shoes every week.
II should say they were out Of repair.
There is such big hole in the sole OF
one OF her shoes that she loses her stock
lng through lt."-Texas Siftings.
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-05-11

A newspaper writer asks the question,
Why Ia it that young man will sit
beside young lady for hours and yet
lay hardly anything to her all the timer"
W . venture thu suggestion that perhaps
he il too polite to interrupt her.-Boston
Transcript.
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-05-11
CAPITAL CHAT.
How Il Montanian Views the
Government En1plo< o<neat 1T
Washington.
Some Pructicrl Points F Ut ! hose
:" WHO Wish t. <V"rk For J.
Unclc Sam. ~-

NA>sI'> ;7o> t'.t:Ki,>;'n>nE>cE.
.Jay !: Er:' 1rrat>: of the t"ttdi.t"n
~H=-H -H.l'ulinH III t;uy.r,l'vth
EMl,inytu ul Washing; IN.
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-05-11

Customer-k it customary to fee the
waiter here!
Waiter-Yes, sir.
Customer-Then hand over your fee.
I've waited for nearly an hour.-New
Yurk Herald.
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-05-11

824 Not Spot CnBh. ,,
NO. 4OO1 Antique O"k htn1HHru 1Xler Wennst - ,,si
a lttn. lnx hv Dtt. Din: high hlco ~" ,.ss .r"ss
i,rtrf Zinc lintul under drAwcrH; rHtCnt: ntisa
i,nnd iurinin; Ppltse.i Onk. Writing Tablet HIn.i:
liar Enck one 1uck securing al drnwers; ,a no;,Ga
cnrthnnrd Filling Buxea Cupboard n cndi raHetSu
Ttnished Huck; Extrnklnn Arm Slides: ~ ".Knt .
3t1tl ill., price, f. q. IL. ut Fnctury' MA Net"
also 1000 Antique Ash Desks. ~,
m. I1l1B, Same u4 hbave, except mndn Or M snaa @
Antique Ash eooa H. 1ak IF2t NJ Hct' G s%pr"
frnn nur Indianapolis fuctnry dlroct. Mho ana at'la
so.iy by tic TYLER 1Esk CO.. St: louis :: !s!s,, Mo
Catalogue oI hank Counef. ne.ks ~ % n0 ~
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1892-04-05

SUPERINTENDENT OF IMMIGRATION OWEN, the Indiana ex, congressman whom Assistant Secretary Nettleton has accused of being unfit for his place and careless, if not dishonest, in the handling of vouchers for Uncle Sam's hard cash, has endeavored to answer r the charges by throwing the blame for everything that has gone wrong in his office on his clerks, and by charging that General Nettleton is trying, in the interests of parties who opposed the creation of the office of superintendent t of immigration, and has been from the time he (Owen) took chargesOf that office, to throw obstacles in the path of it's work and bring discredit upon it.. It is easy enough to believe that both of them are telling the truth, republican officials are such queer lot. Mir Harri- son is willing, it IS said, to sacrifice Owen, who is his personal friend, and also Nettleton, if that would settle the scandal; but he has been told by mem- bers of both the house and senate immi- grafton committees that they intended to probe the whole matter to the bot tom, whoever it might hurt, so that he will probably wait awhile before making any removals or asking for any resignations.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1892-04-05

SECRETARY FOSTER, in sending an
 nswer to the house to 8 resolution call ing upon him for information as to the amount of gold, silver and minor coin age executed at the United States hints during the past year, again sets forth he necessity for better and enlarged facilities for the mint in Philadelphia. One of the most serious defects in con- nection with the present building is the lack of storage capacity for the enor- nous quantity of silver bars now being purchased by the government under the act of July, 1890, and stored in that building. Of the 4,5O0,OO0 ounces of silver required by law to be purchased monthly, nearly 4,OOO, 900 ounces are at present delivered at the mint at Phila- delphia. About 6O,OO0,O0O ounces of silver, over 2,OOO tons, in the shape of bars weighing from 1000 to 1,20O ounces each, are at present stored in the basement of that mint. This is in addi. tion to some $55, ,OOO, 900 in silver dollars and $35, ,OOO, 900 in gold.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1892-04-05

TELEGRAMs to Bradstreet's again make clear the fact that the period of practical stagnation in the industrial and commercial circles B being indefi- nitely prolonged-evidently far beyond what had been anticipated. With this go the long prevalent features, declining prices for leading staples, due to excess sive output as well as low rates for the money on best security. There appears to be growing impression that the first half of 1899 is not to meet early ex- pectations. Business failures in the United States for three months past number 8 3,207, or less than in like DOT ton of three preceding years. Liabili- ties have declined 20 and 15 per cent contracted with one and three years ago. A feature is an increase of nearly 100 per cent, in the failures at New York city, accompanied by decline of 40 per cent in total debts. Increases of notes in number of failures were dealers in jewelry, tobacco, shoes and furniture, besides a large increase in failures in m iscellaneous lines.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1892-04-05
His First Pair.

How little 1t costs to dress a boy handsomely if you put him into the right handsl There are three R's in his education, and there should be three S's in his attire-Strong, servicable and stylish. We don't forget that the boy of this generation is the man of the next-and we don't forget the parents, for we know who pays the bfTib You will be astonished at our prices and well you may be, for our regular lines are quoted at prices as low as or lower than the so- called "bargains' which are advertised else where. You will find that our suits are all sur prisinEly good for the money. We aye selling a good nice child's Suit at $1 45. A good Dark Suit with extra Pants and Cap $2.45. Other lines S1.95 $2.4s, Ss.95, $4 $5. $6, $7, in fact, the largest, best and cheapest stock of children's Suits ever shown.
 Children's Pants 25c, 4Oc, 5Oc, 75c, $1.OO, $1,25 $1.5O.
 On Boys Suits we can do equally well by you.
 The biggest stock of Mems Dress Pants in the city.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1892-04-05
The Picture Identified.


 DOVER, N. H., April 5.-The picture of John Arthur Simpson, alias George Simpson, alias George A. Stillwell, formerly of Frederickton, N. B., once 8 Baptist minister, later burglar, horse thief, forger, bigamist, and finally B murderer, has been identified as that of Julius McArthur, who killed Deputy Sheriff Charles H. Smith, of New Hamp shire, March 16, 1891, while resisting ar rest for stealing horse, and who es- capped from the rotary jail in this city July IF, 1891. McArthur is supposed to have gone West. He is B re- markedly fluent talker. He can preach 8 sermon, make a prayer, or deliver 8 practical oration in 8 manner to win high compliments. while his educa- tion and natural judgment enable him to gain consideration as 8 polished gentle man where his record is not known.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1892-04-05
Eav's Real Estate Denaktment.

Some of the bargains offered for sale this week, just look at them On So Main street one business block with three stores, three dwelling houses, modern improve ments, also good business corner; two nice cottages on Bishop street will be sold cheap on easy terms; house and building lots on Baldwin, Ridge, Washington, No Main, North and Bank streets as we'll as fine residence on Central ave, also some first-class farms sfor sale. All kinds of property sold exchanged, rented and cared for. For further information call or ad- dress J. s. FAY, Deputy Sheriff. All work pertaining to tho dltiea of deputy ehUfiR win he Qgcmptly attended t0 ak No 10 GCNth Main ntke6s, up stalxns
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1892-04-05

HARTFORD elects democratic mayor for the first time since 1880. There was harmony all along the democratic line and the natural majority asserted itself. Things were different in Bridgeport. Fractional fights within the ranks of the democracy gave the republicans 8 walk over, in a field where the democrats should have had clear sailing.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1892-04-05
Some fancy the charms of the lily white

Some fancy the charms of the lily white
 maid,
 Of etherial form and!languishing eye, Who faints in the sunshine and droops
 in the shade,
 And is always "just ready to die." But give me the girl of the sunshiny
 face,
 The blood in whose veins courses
 healthy and free, With the vigor of youth in her move
 ments of grace,
 Oh, that is the maiden for me! She is the girl to s'tie to- for life. The sickly, complaining woman may be an object of love and pity, but she ceases to be Ca thing of beauty worn down by female weakness and disorders, subject to hysteria and martyr to bearing down pains. Dr PIerce's Fay Jrite Pre-. scriptiOn is sure cure for these distress ing complaints, and will transform the feeble, dropping sufferer into a healthy, happy, blooming woman. Guaranteed to give satisfaction in every case, or money paid for it refunded.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1892-04-05

Neuralgia cured in five minutes by Dr Hale's Household Ointment, the great pain and skin cure. Sold by 10. PaTtree 46 & 768 Bank street.
 Don't cough. Be sensible and break up your cold with Dr Hals'a Household Cough Husy the anest remedy known. Sold bg VI C' fnFtfsai A9 c T98 Bank stresA
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1892-04-05

IN. Y. Press. i. -Gentleman-''Does work make you tired2' Tramp-"No, sir" Gentleman -"Whatv' Tramp-'I never get SO far. as that. But the thought of it makes me tired. Epoch. A Soothing Reply.-Irate Customer! Gin restaurant)-'I've been waiting, here half an hour" Hibernian Waiter$ Half an hour! Begor, I've been; waiting here two years.
 For Immediate ertion.-Butcher, -"How much bologna sausage did you say?" Hungry Reporter-"Give me give me about three-quarters of col-' umn. ."-Chicago Tribune.
 -Wife-''Nothing for me? Then you have forgotten this is my birthday?"i Husband-''Not at all! Only I didn't wish to remind you that you've grown older" "-Fliegende Blatter.
 Some one speaks to Calino. man of science, of a friend who has eight brothers. Eight brothersy' he ex- claims; "then if he has eight brothers. each one of them will have eight broth CTS, too, which makes sixty-four. Inn possible"-Le Figaro.
 -"Have you change for sixpence?" asked tramp. ''Yes," replied the gen. tleman, ''where is the sixpence?" q haven't one, but I thort if you had change for sixpence you might have a copper or two for a poor man wot's seen better days. All the gents have asked for help said they hadn't any change. ."-Tit-Bits.
 A few years ago, when elevators were not quite so common as now, an elderly woman from the rural districts rode up and down and up again in one at one of the city hotels "Where shall I let you out?" finally asked the attend ant, on the second down trip. "As near as possible to the Forty-second street station" placidly replied his passenger.
 The lady was talking to an old friend about the marriage of her daugh- ter to a wealthy man. "I understand, " said the friend, "that Madge has mar ried very we'll" "Oh. yes," replied the gratified mother, ''very well indeed. " But he had such a peculiar name; Frizzlewiggle, wasn't it2" "Yes." That's perfectly hor4S, don't you think?" Well" hesitated the mother, sit doesn't sound very nelodious, pos sibly, but it is perfectly beautiful on a check. ."-Detroit Free Presa.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1892-04-05
Pension for One of the Jeannette Survivors.

WASHINGTON, April 5. - The House Committee on Pensions has ordered favorably reported bill granting pen sion to William F. c. Nindermann, late of the Jeannette expedition, to the Arctic Ocean. The pension is to be in accordance with his disability found upon examination.
Waterbury evening Democrat., 1892-04-05
senor MOntt Bids the President Farewell,

WASHINGTON, April 5. - senor Don Pedro Montt, Chilian Minister to the United States called at the White House at noon in company with Secre- tary Blaine to bid farewell to President Harrison. The Senor will leave with his family in few days for Europe en route to Chilli where he will enter Con- greSs.