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Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14
DON'T HURRY,
A Timely Word of Warning to HabituuI
Rushers,


Rushers.
Many sudden deaths occur every
year as consequence OF running 10
railway trains and ferry boata The
victims are mostly persons, middle
aged or older who. without knowing
it. have some disease OF the heart.
This kind of over-e Xertion, how
ever does less harm than the conf
mon habit OF being continually in q
hurry. A habit that keeps the nervous
system az a perpetual tension leads to
excessive vital waste, undue suscepti-
bility to disease, and in extreme cases
to nervous exhaustion. Under its in
fuences persons naturally amiable are
Transformed into petulant and noisy
scOlds.
The woman who is a wife and
mother is peculiarly liable to this
habit; she has so much to do and so
little time in which to do it in these
days when so many outside thingI
crowd upon her domestic dut es
There is no doubt that hurry claims
ten victims where hard work kills
one.
"a The man OF business suffers in much
the same manner. The hurried break.
fast and the hurried Swimming OF the
morning paper are but the beginn ng
Of hurried day. Yet it is unsafe for
him to act in a hurry. or in the spirit
generated by 1t. The uncertainties OF
his calling make entire self control OF
prime Importance.
School children are victims of the
,ame evil They must be at school
exactly on time. But in thousands OF
gases the family arrangements are not
such as to favor punctuality. The
child is allowed to sit up late. and so
is late at breakfast; or the breakfast
Itself is late, and the child must hurry
through it and then hurry oil half
fed and fully fretted dreadlng tardI.
ness and the teachers dIspleasure.
Robust children may work off the
effect amid the sports OF the day. out
many others are injured for life.
Occasional hurry is hardly to be
avoided. society being what 1t is; but
the habit OF hurry should be guarded
against as one OF the surest promoters
Of ill-temper and ill-health.
II necessary less work should be
done; but in many cases nothing is
needed but wiser economy OF time.
Some OF the worst victims OF hurry
are men who daily with their worS
until time presses them and then
crowd themselves into a fever; plying
themselves meanwhile because they
are so sadly driven. Youths Com
panion.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14

The college graduate thinks he knows
everything until he undertakes to hitch up
a mule.
The deficit of the present operate season
at the Vienna Court opera house was
$50 600
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14

THE GOOD WILL AND SUBSCRIP.
TON LIST of a 16.page Agricultural
Weekly, established in 1881; published in a
fiourishing Western city, situated in a rich
agricultural state. Will be sold Mt q sacri-
flee. A splendid opportunity to secure an
established agricultural weekly. Address
F. A. SMITH, So w. Jackson St, Chicago,
Illinois
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14
SW INNS

Are not the only abode Of malaria You md
It everywhere, even in localities where atmos.
pheric and sanitary conditions would seem 10
be unfavorable TO its development The uni
versal remedy for and preventive of the dirs
complaint is Hostetter's Stomach Bitters.
Wherever the remedy assumes its most viru-
lent form, and whether 1t be chills and fever,
bilious femittent dumb ague or ague cake.
the Bitters is most popular and constitutes
the best means Of protection and cure. From
Maine to the Isthmus OF Panama, in Guate-
mala, Mexico, South America and the tropics,
this truly famous medicine has won golden
opinions" from all conditions and classes In
more than metaphorical sense. For de-
bility, Indigestion, constipation, rheumatism,
insomnia, neuralgia, liver and kidney trouble
it is highly eficacious. Use it with persist
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14

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Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14

Mr.. Reid has rendered valua bic services
to his country. His tact, determine
ton and perseverance enable him TO
secure the admission into France of inn
portant American products whose i'm.
portation had been prohibited by the
French government. BY opening the
ports of France to American pork Mr..
Reid has gained for the American
farmer market worth many millions
of dollars annually. This is fact
which the farmers of the United States
will not forget when they go to the
polls next November. As candidate
for the Vice-Presidency Mr.. Reid will
command the especial confidence of the
conservative business interests of the
country,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14
Another Shabby Democratic Ticket.

One of the latest specimens of ITol-
man ECONOMY" is in the item of tho
sundry civil bill, reducing the ncces
sary appropriations for the United
States courts for the next year 81, 25O,-
900 below the estimates. The app o
priatons for this purpose for the cur.
rent year are insufficient, and the def,
cheney will have to be supplied. Yet
Holman and his partners in their c fort
to make an anti-election show of fru.
gality have deliberately cut down the
provision for 1s9a below that of 1897
with the full knowledge that at tn,
| next session the amount will have &c
be made good. 1t is by such shallow
tricks as these that the Democracy
hopes to delude the people this fall
n. Y Press
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14
The Mupwump Idea.

This idea of the nobility, the human
itarian character of free trade, has
made many free traders. Some people,
especially mugwumps, think it is
philosophical" to be cosmopolitan
rather than patriotic. For our part,
we must confess that Garfield's posi-
ton is good enough for us: For the
present the world is divided into sepa.
rate nationalities, and that Divine com.
mand still applies, lie that provideth
not for his own household hath denied
the falkland is worse than an infidel.'"
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14

"Buck" Kilgore of Texas, who won
notoriety by kicking down the door
of the House of Representatives
during the stormy sessions of the
Fiftyflrst Congress, has again dis
tinguished himself. His kick this time
is even of a more stupid and vicious
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14
A SERIOUS Defect,

Teacher In Kindergarten-''Yo for
gotten something, Mable, in making your
Is What is iti'
Mabel-"I guess | forgot to put eye
lrows over 'em.n
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14

states against protection by saying
that the tariff does not make the far
mer rich. The facts show that the
tariff does make the farmer rich when
it can get at him Georgia land with
but few factories, averages SIS
per acre; New Jersey land is poorer,
but has more factories, and hence av.
erages sos
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14
Gain In American Commerce.

The statement of foreign commerce
of the United States for last April
shows a gain of more than 7 per cent
in the exports as compared with those
of the same month in 1891. Brcadstuffs
increased fully GO per cent, from SI2,-
1873, s27 to SIS, 9O5, III, and the SlO,4IG,-
46s worth of provisions exported is
nearly 10 per cent increase. But the
SIG, 46S, $50 in cotton is falling off to
the extent of about 20 per cent, this
fact being due to lower prices rather
than to n smaller movement OF the
material. The S3,GG?, III in cattle and
hogs is nearly three times the value cx-
ported year previously, and the ex-
ports of petroleum show a slight in
crease. The net exports of gold in
April were S7O94,7 s9, which was con
sideradly less than the generally sup
posed difference between exports and
imports of the precious metal for the
month. Chicago Tribune.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14
A Had Shot.

Daughter-First he kissed my hand.
Mother (severely)-An essentially
low proceeding.
Daughter-But afterward. he kissed
me on the forehead.
Mother (more severely Then he
went too far. Smith. Gray d Co.'S
Monthly.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14
August.
Flower

Il am Post Master here and keep
a Store. Ihave kept August Flower
for sale for some time. / think it is
a splendid medicine. E. A. Bond,
P. M, Pavilion Centre, NY.
The stomach is the reservoir.
If it fails, everything fails. The
liver, the kidneys, the lungs, the
heart, the head, the blood, the nerves
all go wrong. If you feel wrong,
look to the stomach first. Put that
right at once by using August
Flower. 1t assures good appetite
and a good digestion. .
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14
It, own Justification,

Simmons - Writing much verse
now. Timmonsp
Timmons--No. I'm at work just nj
present in prosecuting an essay in
justification OF suicide.
Why great Scott. man! That Is
the very sort Of %clug you ought
TO put into verse. ~ indianapolis
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14
ASbantvtowp SIneoure

Mrs. O'Hare-"Faith, tits an Elegant oh
me man has now. Mrs. Mcclure. IT'S a
night watchm an he is"
Mrs McClume-"Andh no " in the wurrold
do you call that an Elegant job, Mrs.
O'Hare"
Mrs. O'Hare-"Why, sure, he sleeps all
day, and that saves his board; and he
works all night-an' that saves his lodg-
ing ~
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14

we learn that we are diseased and in
need of cure. Every trial is an angel
in Disguise with some special lesson to
impart, and only in proportion to our
readiness to learn will life be to us a
success, and individual excellence be
evolved.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14
From a Harrison Speech.

We cannot be too careful that all our
influence is on the side of good govern
ment and of American interests. We
do not wish ill to any other nation or
people in the world, but they must ex-
cuse us if we regard our own fellow
citizeu5 rs having the highest claim on
our regard.-ModestO, Cal, Apru %,
1891
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14

Eebraska's enormous crop OF last year
FULLY demonstrated her claim to agricultural
supremacy among Western States.
IL the signs of the time count for any
thing, 1899 will surpass even last years.
wonderful record.
The Harvest Excursions via. the Burning
ton Route at half rates, announced for Au-
gust goth and September 27th, viii give you
asplendid opportunity of coming west and
seeing for yourself what energy and cour-
age have done, and may yet do, In this bes
OF all Trans-Missouri states.
Write TO J. Francis, Omaha, Neb., for a
copy Of Great Opportunities" in Nebraska,
for full rates. etc.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14

do not believe that a republic can
live and prosper whose wage earners
do not receive enough to make life
comfortable, who do not have some up
ward avenues of hope before them.
When the wage earners of the land
lose hope, when the stargoes out, after
that anarchy or the Czar.-Ben Hurt
son, Indianapolis, Sept. %, 1883.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14

He-What dentist made your teeth
for you?
She-Those are my own teeth; no
dentist made them.
He-You don't say SO! How de.
ceptive they are They look as nice
as the best kind OF false teeth. What
a wonderful thing nature is.-1exas
Siftings
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14

Via the Chicago, Milwaukee g. st.
Paul Railway. on Tuesday. Au-
gust 3Oth. and September
18th. 1892.
Where the grasses are kissed by the wan
d'ring breeze,
And the fields are rich with the golden
grain;
Where the schooner plows through the
prairie seas,
To its destined port on the western plain
Where homes may never be sought in vain,
And hope is the thriftieth plant that
grows;
Where man may ever his rights maintain,
And land is as free as the wind that
blows
For further particulars apply to the near
est Ticket Agent, or address Geo. II. Heat
ford, General Pass. Agent, Chicago, Ill.
Ioroa s;Iva,. tr,o.+i,,r, f,,rl.. ,,,;.h 81
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14

patriotic veterans of the Army of the
Tennessee having raised fund for the
erection in the national capital OF a
statue to Gen. Sherman, a clause was
inserted in the sundry civil bill appro-
priating $4,000 for suitable pedcs-
tai. 1t was this item which Xii.
gore assailed ferociously. His
efforts were Temporarily success
full. But the indignant pro-
test ofthe Republican minority aroused
the Democrats to realization of the
light in which the country was sure to
regard this particularly disgraccfnl act.
The majority in the House, big a. it is,
was afraid to stand by Kilgore. The
appropriation for the Sherman pedestal
is to be incorporated in separate bill,
and will be passed. The passage of
this measure, however will not re-
lieve the Democrats from the Odium Of
this malignant assault upon the
memory of one OF the most gallant and
talented of the nations military
leaders.-New York Press.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14
He Died Game.

$50 Texas Jim is gone!'
Yes, poor fellow. Hadn't chance to
say good-by to his best friend"
Died with his boots on!'
''Oh, yes He was shut up in his new
patent folding bed and hadn't time to
draw his revolver before it was all over"
Dear, Dear! It's dangerous to be safe
NOWADAYS"
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14
Trials Made Useful,

How we should welcome the trials Of
our daily life did we understand their
significance and appreciate their use!
Only by trial do we learn our INSULT
cheney Only by pain, which follows
the touch of the Great Physician, do
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14
Advice
to
Ailing Women
Free.

careful manner, giving each the benefit of
the great library Of reference compiled
during woman's life's work among suffering
women. These are tie largest reroydS eon
ctrniMs FtmaLs Complaints in tie 7OoriG
Thousands of women have been benefited
BY Mrs. Pinkham's advice after all other
treatment had failed Don't throw away
this chance. Write us about your case. 1t
will cost you nothing, and may save your
life. Your letter will be received and
answered by one of your sex. Couespon-
dence strictly private. We never publish
even a letter of testimonial without the
persons unqualified consent.
All Druggists sell IT, or by ms, in form Of Pills
Lozenges on receipt of 81 90. Liver Pills, csc.
Correspondence freely answered Address in confidence,
LYDIA L. PINKHAM MED. CO.. LYNN. MASS
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14
He Was Quite Right.

A Charlton school teacher who pur-
sues the plan of having her pupils in
form them on subjects not found in
their text books, asked her scholars the
other day to write the names of five
Democrat and five Republican leaders.
Among the lists handed IN was one by
little girl. Her Democratic list was
made up of the names of Cleveland,
Hill, Boies, Crisp and John Bull Per.
haps some of our Democratic friends
will not own TO the last named, but
we are inclined to think the little girl
knows Democrat when she sees one.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14

in this paper this week which has no two
words alike, except one word. The same
is true of each new one appearing each
week, from the DIR. Harter Medicine Co.
This house places a Crescent" on every
thing they make and publish. Look for it..
Send them the name of the word, and they
will return you Book BEAUTIFUL LITHO-
GRAPHS OF SAMPLES FREE.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14

Gen. W. +. Veazie writes as follows
with Quinn's Ointment l have removed
swelling on Hook Joint which has been
there three years, also used it for Spliuts
on number of my Colts 1t has taken them
off in every case" For Curbs, Spavins,
Windpuffs, use it. Trial box 2J cents silver
or stamps. Regular size $3.50 delivered,
Address w. B. Eddy & Co., Whitehall, N Y:
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14
The OSOphY.

Persons desiring information on Theoso.
ply, and those VINO find in the prevailing
systems of the day no satisfactory answer
to the why, whence and whittier of life
may get a clue to the same, free of charge
by addressing f. I. s., 707 Fourteenth St.
Sioux CITY, Iowa.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14
Poker With Due Bills.

''How aid you come out of that game of
pokerl" asked one rapid youth of another.
II don't know yet. When | started in l
had $3.50. When quit had $50 in due
bills and no cash, and I'm waiting for
deyeloDments -
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14
Her Idea of SIngIeness.

A little girl was singing, 81 wish l was
single, the bells they would gingle; l wish
| was single again"
Her papa asked her what she meant by
single and she replied:
"Oh not to be twins,D
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14

To cleanse the system in gentle and truly
beneficial manner, when the Springtime
comes, use the true and perfect remedy,
Syrup OF Figs. One bottle will answer for
all the family and costs only 50 cents; the
large size 81. Try it and be pleased. Man
ufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co.
only.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14
Inc Same Thing.

blanche Vanaster is suffering from the
big head" remarked Miss Bleecker.
Il think myself she has an abnormally
expanded Uranium" replied Miss Emerson
of Boston.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14

Countess Russell contemplates becoming
professional actress.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14

J. G. SIMPSON, Marques, W. Va, SAYS!
HAIRS Catarrh Cure cured me of a very bad
case Of catarrh." Druggists sell II. nc
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14

When you get up in the morning with q
swell head bring it to natural dimensions
by taking Bradycrotine
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14
TWO HARVEST EXCURSIONS.

Miss Charlotte NJ. Yonge, the author,
has given $40, COD for building missionary
college at Auckland, New Zealand.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14

"iIanson's Magic corn snIve."
Warranted to cure, or money refunded. Ask
Sour druggist for 1t. Price Is cents.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14

BEEcHAM's PILLS stimulate the ptyalin in
the saliva, remove depression, give appe-
tite, and make the sick we'll.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14

Oblong boxes for matches have bases
ike those of silver candlesticks.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14

1t is funny that the frequenters of pool
rooms are so constantly getting dry.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14

"Blogg has wonderful ability for keepin
out of trouble "Good natured!" mo
sprinter."
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14

You Can Secure "A Good Business Position
by learning bookkeeping, arithmetic, " ritng short
hand, etc, by mail, Bryant's College, Buffalo n Y,
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14

the foreign competition, as we'll as the
owners OF factories kept idle by the
same cause, began to grow FESTIVE.
They caught the ti-CObdenistic
fever of the agriculturists, and now
such howl Of condemnation of the
British free-trade policy has been
raised that Lord Salisbury, Premier of
the British Empire, is constrained to
listen and give heed.
Lord Salisbury's speech at Hastings,
on May IS, is the most significant ut
terance that has yet appeared touching
the British system. lie frankly con-
fesses that the hopes of Golden and
Bright and Peel and the other pioneer
free traders have not been realized;
that on the contrary the exact opposite
of what they predicted has come bout,
and that, after half century's expert
ence under a free trade revenue tariff,
he acknowledges that the experiment
is failure. Our readers will recog-
nize these statements as having often
appeared in our columns, but now we
have them on the very highest author
ity in Great Britain to-day.
For be it remembered that Lord
Salisbury is one speaking with au-
thority. He is no irresponsible fanatic,
as the free-traders have been wont TO
sneeringly call the English fair-traders,
who oppose the existing system but
the distinguished statesman who
stands for the political preferences of
the majority of voters in the United
Kingdom. 1t is simply impossible to
overestimate the weight of such a
speech from such a source. 1t is not
going too far to assert that this Hast
ings address sounds the doom of Cob
denism In its last and only refuge
on earth.
We congratulate the English people
on this suspicious event. II augers
well for their future prosperity and
happiness. Once started on the road
to protection, Parliament cannot stop
with few retaliatory or protective
duties on minor products, but will be
forced 70 grant relief to British agri-
culture, too. Then will rural England
quickly become again peopled with the
yeomanry which was her pride and
glory in former days, gave her victory
on many famous field, and made her
the terror of her foes in war and the
envy of Europe in peace.
In the meantime we in America will
have reached point under our magni-
hcent system of protection where we
can eat all our own wheat and manu-
facture, if need be, all the cotton we
care to grow. We shall progress with
or without British markets, and will
mark with unalloyed pleasure the re.
building on a firm foundation of Brit
ish prosperity. England does well to
fall in with the triumphant column of
protectionist nations. Econ
Omtst
Reid for vice-Prssldent.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14

There is no music so souLstirring as the
WALTZ
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14

Mrs. WINSTON soothing syrup, for Chill
dren tcethng, softcns the gums reduces inhamm ma
ton allays pain. cures wind collie. Csc. bottle.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14
ENGLISH FREE TRADE.
RI WILL RECEIVE IT'S DEATH
BLOW IN NOVEMBER.

Tho Mckinley Tariff Law at ITS Feat
Some Concise Arguments In Favor OF
the Republican System--siome Tariff
Pictures.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14

The say that rabbit hunters are very par
tial to hare triggers
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14
Los Angeles, Gala,

Politics makes strange bed fellows, but
they don't get to bed very early nights.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14

Jay Gould's weight has increased from
104 to 1870 pounds.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14
REST OF ALI.

Sir Edwin Arnold's son, Lester Arnold
is also of literary tastes
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-07-14

A man who cannot stand prosperity i
always ready to stand the drinks.