New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-01-25
THE Talk or THE DAY

The advertisement Of a japanese tea merchant a
nterc sting specimen Of japanese English. NJ
present. it says. I'VE manufacture very ndustFiousy
the several kinds Of teas that buyers must be
well adapted TO them. There are the Pan-fgcd,
Basket fired and Sundied that made Of the different.
classes from Choicest 10 Common. Therefore yOI shall
know that they will give very pretty taste. Please,
hope you will order TO Us, matter whether many
few parts
lie was bright boy He had exhausted every
scheme he had thought Of in connection with the
capture of spaTOws Then he asked his mother 10
suggest something. Alcohol, she said tasted nicer
than whlskey. sparrows are greedy In their NATURE
she continued and perhaps they would far enough
get helpes,y drunk That all the boy wanted
to know. To the nearest drugstore he went. lie
carried with him a bottle and some money \ little
while after he showed the bottle and it, contents 10
some men. 4" had 10 lie to get de alcohol he said.
but told der feer dat II for a cop. an he gave
II 10 me- Then. advising the men 10 watch him. 10
went 70 work. In tin pan he poured his alcohol:
Then he soaked some oats In the deadly spirits aud
scattered tempting meal in The yard. The plan
worked. SIX drunken >parrows were picked up out
OF the first batch that tackled the oats. They were
helpless and sorry looking birds when the boy pulled
their heads Off, and the supply Of alcohol and oats
holds out that boy will have big string Of sparrow
heads cash In to-day with City Clerk Van Cleaye.
-tChlcagO lnterOcean.
There Is no Jewish race" Is the somewhat startling
declaration Of The Jewish TdinesT I'VE insist that
in this declaration fairly represent the great ma
jority Of the intelligent Jews Of America They DO
not wish be separated from the rest OF the citizen
distinctions as Jewish race Hebrew nation Tie
Jews are a religious community. having the same
hopes and aspirations possessed by Christians, and
differing from them only in their belief The Jews OF
today believe there is but God. and no other,
They cpudiate the doctrine that Messiah has come
or coming. but they accord TO every one freedom 81
conscience. They want 10 be treated upon equal
terms with their mel ghbOrs-no better. worse. The
only evil which remains To be fought is Tho
popular idea that Jews separate body OF people,
Of different manners, customs, minds and character
that other people
The Albemarle pippin. which many people consider
the best dessert apple, apparently cannot be bought 10
want TO enjoy this product OF the Virginia and Carolina
foothills must 10 10 London 10 find IT, American
the principal West End fruiterr and like all fruit IN
London bring high prices. shlllngs the dozen ZEN?
Garden Market 1t is suggested 10 the growers thas
Il might prove profitable to give Americans sn oPP1
Americans always willing TO pay for superior
quality. and those who have not eaten virginia PIP
pin at its best have only restricted idea OF no" gus
all apple can be.-(Garden ana Forest
Fannie Edwards. fifteen year-od Louisville girl Is
preaching the Gospel TO Tennessee mounsineerS 80
Is said to be attractive and eloquent
A bright, energetic young newspaper man IN .
city not thousand miles from Chicago recently was
engaged in preparing articles for publication oy
man that would make interesting reading TO present
the views OF a plumber of Americas aiding Journals"
The young man decided to let a few bright minds air
their views and advertise themselves TO the extent "
200 words each Among the men whom he concluded
to permit to contribute to the great suesswork Syn
TO Mr.. Halstead aud the following answer promptly
returned by him
Your litter asking for 200 words on what tho
Newspaper VIII BE Fifty Years Hence Is at hand.
In replying may well confess that do not know
exactly what the newspaper will be a half.century
from now but unless things change very materially I
60 believe that the self respecting paper OF that
time will have anything 90 do with a newspaper man
You desire without inclosing check for the same'
-(Chcago Mall.
A Cincinnati man recently tried to have his young
son sent to- the Reform Farm on the ground that he
was incorrlgble. But member OF the Grand Jury
before whom the appeared took the boy home and
adopted him.
Unbellef never tries to pull anybody out of the
ditch.
The way 10 be somebody in heaven Is 10 be Willing
to be nobody earth.
Tho best medicine for self conceit Is to be well intro
People are scarce who arc satisfied with their next
d Dor neghbOr's religion.
You can't tell very much about what preacher 10
doing for God by the size Of his salary
There are church members who call keeping the
ten commandments running into fanatiesm.
God never gives any man the right TO pick his
vineyard.
Hety that never puts on its hat TO 60 out and
Try 70 help somebody doss not attract much attention
Many people who pray for deeper work Of grace
are not anxious to have 1t deep enough to strike the
pOcketbOok.
Let the time come when people will he no moro
AFRAID 81 excitement In church than they are .
horse race. and revivals viii bs moro frequent
-LRam's Horn.