Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1892-04-30
WIT AND llUM0R.


Nn the cQuiuo1tiNl tiue
Good Housekeeping.
Jagsou says the reason that woman
| talks SO much is because she suffers in
silence. E}mtra G4scttc.
Faith" was described,by,an Ohio boy
as "eNpectin something ~ ain goin'
to get ~ Columbus Post.
Tastes differ Some people can see
beauty even ina lookiug-glass; others
cannot. Boston Transcript
When YOU are betting on an abso-
lutoy sure thing save out Eve cents
for car fare home Boston Post
Man is not merely the architect Of
ais own fortune, but he must lay the
bricks himself GaluoSt0u AcCS.
The girl you were speaking to,
Jack, seemed rather cold TO YOU"
yes she's an old dame. ~ IPresS.
1t must not be supposed that wo-
man Is out OF temper because she
moves about with a bang. Boston Ga
fe,ta
Astronomers have failed 20 direct at
tentiun to the fact that the fuller the
moon is the later she's out nights.
| bMghaUltoR Ledacy.
A miss is as good as a mile, This is
! probably why man doesn't feel the
distance when he's got nice girl with
him. r. Btagbgmtoa Leader.
You are tho world 70 me, he whis-
| pered, "All right she answered,
"Iou can be the sun. I'm going to
marry your father" N L. Herald
MIR. Voripoore Il am drunk with
love Of you, dearest ONE Miss yeri-
rich-"So? And you want to try the
! good old cure, do your Detroit Free
Press
Jagson says that wise man aud a
fool often talk SO much alike that he
can't tell which Is the wise man until
one Of them stops talking Elmira
Gasotte.
Tnliughast-"I think ! can get you
situation as a government chemis,
Winehiddle "Why, never analyzed
any baking powder in my life. De-
trou Free Press,
Jess did you know Harry's father
was congressman" Ecss NO; lie
never mentioned it.; but surmised
there was skeleton in the family
closet. ~ J., Htratd
First Wakcful (in sloopng-car)
"W hats that old rooster coughing SO
violent about2' Second Wakeful
Hes sucked n pillow down his wind
pipe ! presume. '- Truth
"You say You recollcct the last words
of the deceased2' asked the coroner.
"Yaas. He list said: that amt tho
| way | heard that story when he got
plugged. r. Indianapolis JoWTai
$50 the Marquis gave you those
| flowers" Yes; and O, Maud, he net
ually said life without me meantnoth-
ing Eyes, dear; everybody says you
arc his last chance. LitG5 Calendar.
Il do wish. said Rastus, scratching
his head, thoughtfully Il do wish dat
| Vivid Edison would inyent sort O
cow-catcher for de reah cend q dem
auimiIes called de mule. H1rper's
Bazar.
Citiaeu-Is that the best story YOU
can get up that old starving lamily
chestnut Hungry Higgins "Yessir,
| Yin So hard up that even my imagin-
alton is suiierin poverty. iaatagapoiis
J0UfHaL
He why doesn't Miss Nubbcs
come on deck and be wooed bv the
brcezes. to0a7 She elIer mother
wouldn't let her She heard tile cap
| tain say this was a trade wind. ~ I'm
| ny Folks
IL husbands voul& only be Jhe same
at home as eistwhcre' There's short
put ior example; ou the street nc is a
leaning ball. but 81 home, so bis wife
says, BE- Is regular bear Boston
| TraAaefW
The man who journeys through this
world with his eyes open viii learn
things every day for nothing that
other people have had % 20 without
butter on their bread to find out.
Ram'5 Hora.
Giles ~gie must have felt battered
90 tearn that an his friends asked after
/ him while he was away" Merritt q
don't know that he djd You see they
NIL asked II he wasn't taking the gold
care. life.
Professor Occurring on galyanism)
WtAt would De the effect, Mr..
Erokea, II yor should hold quantity
~ gnI5 fa one hand and Of silver ID the
| Jtncrs" Broken ~ should experience
decided shock yuie Rccord
THAT was quite a little joke d
4 mine, he said withenthusiasm just az
/ ter he had exWted himself with bon
mot did YOU see jt2" 20, yes, she
answered wcauly. ! saw 10 last week
in a newspaper Hashmgtou Stqr.
I Upeart- have made up my mind
/ 20 become a journalist What kind Of
paper would yna advise me to 70 e
work pithf" GruTy We'll, | think
/ you lre best fitted % work With d
| piece of sand paper Boston Courier.
"Doesnt Mrs Maxwell believe in co
/ education u the sexas?n "C0pduca-
tion2 should say mott Why, she be.
! Eeves THAT'S girl ought to be raised So
carefully thsa wbe9 sbesees a man She
/ will say. What il that, mammal
! Brooklsn LYs.
@Hare a cigawette, CHILLY, OF fel'?7
"Neyah use them, deah boy, and I'm
wealy SURPRISED that yoa have chat
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