New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-05-01
THE GIRL WITH THE SUITORS.
HOW THAT WISE YOUNG PERSON MANAGES
THEM
From The san Francisco Argonaut.

| From The san Francisco ArgOnaut.
Tho Young lady with the sultors Is n prominent
figure In all societies. but particularly prominent
one I'm those circles of Gotham where money is not
plentiful as leaves upon the brooks OF 7aOmDrosa
| but where gentility is hourishng and vigorous.
All young ladies' from the ages Of eighteen to thirty
five are supposed to have suitors and most OF Them
do. authority has said that the most popular
maiden rarely has more than twelve offers OF marriage
and these 60 down on rcccdng scale to the one OF
| Mariana of a NewEngland village. Young women
| in New-York have probably than young women
In the other Atlantic Coast cities. there being more
eligible to be had. The general is about
three to the ordinary girl who mares at from twenty
two 10 twenty five OF course II she is possessed OF
| remarkable CHARM brancy. beauty. fortune, the
number of soupirants mounts up to que an imposing
| figure. at,
The girl with the suors, however: appears like
to calf her theirs and who possessed OF every
advantage of fortune, appearance and disposition that
ever distinguished the male bpcd. The breaker
herself who causes much depredatons in the ranks
of marriageablc maSculnes, would not appear to ihe
eye OF the beholder TO be such redoubtable
very quietly and trinity dressed, with small, pointed
foot always perfectly shod, and tiny hand OF
dazzling whtencss. She has rather important, iuSsy
manner a, tine Is Teey y Wone TO and md
unlocking the secrets Of her heart to their sympate
when men go to call on her. keeps them waiting
the rooms only divided by portieres her voice carries
from the seclusion Of her own apartment ,,,, to
his hat and looking at his nicely 20 p 6ar1sn
to such sounds MARY Ann. where in heavens
name did You put my pink skirt ?" Then ailer a
the siren once more rises the silent air; Where
the Deuce the tongs? ?" This appears 10 Dc par,
is heard ii numbering heavily about in the kitchen.
After some more explosive queries, the toilet ap-
pears be complete. rustic of skirts Is heaiu IN lc
tritc, in the roorway she Is an eiaaorhH ~ The
Of completed industry. Her hair i clreu u Wv, ,no
nl p pcn, S pas SHINE like Shells her dis
closed in tiny embroidered slippers nhe wall Ill
upon the divan she indicates neiehb9ns chart T''i
a fairy hand that graspS lace-edged imhohor'"Vi
when the small talk is over she begins to, To c ent"f
is that sooner or later she will always conndc AL mr.,
she does not do 1t directly she deSe'"s !" ,}end %,
hers who Is besiegcd by numerous mady lhlatu"u ,
men who threaten to blow ont their brains nles W..
distracted fair one consents 10 lead them to ne a,r
AZ a later stage in the friendship she admits; WIN
some covness that she herself Is greatly lru tong
the fan' 10Y; ys bn p a y"nE torn anDdcr Would
induce her disclose his name-has c9nceveHn n ni
HnS he tears stand in her sweet and devastating blue
Now Mr. smith, she saws. settling herself com, ,
for,hiv among The pillows and dwelling one OF her
most death dealing clanceS at the listener Ma, ,
a @T y Swn aeswenty is greatly pcTpleA
You see. though she really Isn't very iii,Ie hing
an ne @ea dea Of q cHa MAGNETISM know
all that Of thing And really eet s haa had"
%oa 81 mem have been wild about hcrpcrecty
frantic Well know her intimately JUST S"cas @ t" she
S sir sn ssSsp h% e gtS three hundred and
expec u Tss o' trac shorter than she sand that's
rather disadvantage But 81 COURSE OH, M hIyi ne
life That's what's hard on gs%se dGn ns IKE Du 1
be perpcuay dealing men these fearful D' oycrv man
Tna a can we we And weve got to think little Of onr
seves. what would you advise her to DOR
That il the first confidence. Later on hce",s III.
Smith st dance she will make another OF IN eAa,mS
similar naurG except rt !a np o ' Mr. VIZ smith in
m"!c' M Hanco she murrnurs soft Good even
Inc then SAYS: "Can | have word WIN You sV I
time this evening" 1t Is on subject G b gg. me-
90 much and she levels upon the maple, ,i' ci,
glance which by her own showing ha; iald on" CIV,
thriving member of the Produce EXcnanpe 70 - TWO
1ckhro,ers and lodged a rising doctor ~ an lcpi ato
ssylum not to mention whole army oi p'hh ''''"'
''. don't know what Shall do with my eye ,he
confdes later to female friend; hey are nothing pu.
n trial 10 me. II almost breaks my heai' "hoh '''"
Oh WSen The friendship X firmly established me con
men are "i appended Mr. smith 1, overwhelmed win
frantic appeals for advice and begins 10 ioa y, or
we're living in the middle Of novel BY Hlcha irons
W. Tbe atmosphere /. charged with love ana seela
~ re.onnd with cr1cs OF the broke-hear'e. INC arc r
mTclN %r ,'' 10 weeping When she blirts them with
The one word doom. they break into s1os' dmr,Imrs
AWAY ~ gat down INTO his voice. and smith Irmcm
e o"e OCCASION when they rcccded 10 HI throat
plere they took the form Of choidng -o'S h' iis
,,v fueyes- as one Of the old novel writers c,as
them are always on deck iIie siren co"'' "'' '''"
a mans heart and leave him drvrSed . .
Inst how much Of the condolences hre tnie . ~ =,
,Dnst impossible for one TO discover Sote ~
The dear girl friends Of the siren say she has Sn
wv "r,rr collection Of swains-that there never Wa
ivu engineer with three hundred month anu Wd m
vcs or young lawyer. or member OF uie , 'Th
.vcbonge or an inelraic doctor, or BANK i
Gc@nddrnccs are numerous that one gatr n H4
70 belcvng this. until on rainy nterhoon ,tting
/ Hnf may
nciablv over her small teaable, brewing , e' en%
og cnp for either the lawyer or the eva eva I'm
T 1acNy ' at tRe intruder She plays against
he other for hahour when the , ans n drio ri ten
w. INTO the twilight The SIREN lighting lam ,T %o
Two. curs up In her fyo1e cat IKE Way nrv swins
.ontstcps die away down the corridor' says ""'po'
ingly 49,. Mr. nrown-the man told yon about. I'm
really in fearful Predicament with resara take emo no
You be- 'm aon aa know soo what % gong to do
i3r tn think sometimes. in desperation WIN a
s end up b. marrying hH-jus to get nd OF NH" ~"
knrSis murmured confession has its charm IL re-
iin' from the mind OF the remaining guess ,ne
moves nc,on that she has been nwardly cXccfalin2
nneasS his Intrusion the tccacte IL nso ~
him lor s feeling OF superiority over the departed
finn pi Who IS in such plight and whoss
Ero wm. evidently prefers her second v,,oru3i
else why shD n such an open candid way Mayhap
preucno Lc NAV have shrewd siSplci0, ,,a' a.. ~
now time the lady meets l'rown she VIII say VIII
psWss It horrd that that CLUMSY Mr. ninth shonld
WASH ~ ~ he other afternoon and stick there II.
dr3 hsa been %" glued % The seat hon know wnrt
I'm eoiHS !" can't get rid OF him Of ALL He follows
me 10 obont wherever go and assure yoT tSS
him the eas S" YOU rea. him
the MORE me- Rrown and smith hear about their m
Somctncs .hn eubtle siren. and greatly SURPRISED
a tbev cannot 90 to the lazy ana DENY the soft m
pcachinehl. ,,n rews-tlat there Is mistake some
STn nSc and seek fntye abashc T way to rgh
IL the Iy'i 81 5 Of EG bachelor
ialmnrit NV the suspicion of having been two oil The
ah rsn ~. most successfully taken scalps.
IMPROVEMENT IN TYPo'h"hicAL Ao'oAA''
From The London Telegraph
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