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Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-30
Another Veteran Gone

kilograms were received here yester-
day by Commander Gillette, of the G..
A. r. Post, and by Judge Maxwell,
announcing the death at Mount YER
non of Captain r.. S. Wilmarth, of this
city. Deceased served throughout the
war in an Eastern regiment and lostan
arm at Fredericksburg. Upon the
advice of his friend Judge Maxwell, he
came here in 1890 from Idaho and
bought considerable property, building
his h ONE in the Lindsay addition.
Before coming west he was land
Spectator and stock dealer in Kansas.
He was SO years of age and leaves a
wife, who resided with him here, and a
son and daughter at Mount Vernon,
both married, the daughter being the
wife of j. H. Smith, city attorney of
Mount Vernon, where the funeral will
take place at $3.50 today.
The Oneida market is headquarters for
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-30
FAIRHAvEN PosToFFIoE
Corner of Larrabee Avenue and rweli
Street

Corner Of Larrabee Avenue and Twelfth
Street
Arrival and departure of mail from Fair
n haven; wash, Postofiice, taking effect March
MAIL CLOSES FOR
Port Townsend, Orcas, Friday Harbor.
Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 4:45 pm,
via boat and Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday
and sunday at 12:45 p. m. via Seattle
Sedro. Anacortes, Seattle. Tacona and
Eastern mall at f2:45 d. m daily
West Ferndale, Blaine and British Column
bia at l2:40 D. m. daily.
New Whatcom Electric Street Railway at
TAD a. M and 4:i5 D. m. daily except Sunday.
MAIL ARRIVES FROM
Port Townsend, Orcas, Friday Harbor.
Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday at 500 a.
M, and at $500 d. m.
Blaine. West Ferndale and British Column
bia at :S5 p. m. daily.
Seattle, Tacoma and Eastern mail at las
D. m. daily
New Whatcom via Electric Street Railway
at S;UO am. and 500 pm. daily except SUNDAY
falrhaven to Beach closes closes at s a, M.
ana arrives at p. m: daily except Sunday.
=, tairhayen TO Chuckanut closes at d, M
Monday, Wednesday and Friday, and arrives
at y. m.
ONCE Hours, s a. m. to p. m. Sunday
from 10 p. m.
S. II. KELLER, P. VI.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-30

The collection of fabrics in the Drexel
institute, Philadelphia. promises to be-
come one Of the finest in the country and
of the highest Importance TO students.
The series of Indian prints is remsrka-
BILE and the Chinese embroideries COM
prise several notable specimens.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-30
A New Snecies.

Circus Man hunting for stray ele-
phant)-Have you seen a strange animal
around here?
Irishman-Begorra, Oh have that.
There was an injur rubber bull around
here pullin carrots wild his tail.-Har-
yard Lampoon.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-30

Mamie-You don't speak to Henry
not got over that lovers quarrel yet?
Belle-No. He is sulking, l suppose
he thinks / ought to speak first.
Mamie-Why not? Very few young
ladies have the art of making up" as
you have.-Boston Post.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-30

A travelling man who CHANGED to be
in the store of f. V. Wood, at McKees
Rocks, Pa, says while he was waiting
to see Mr.. Wood, little girl came in
with an empty bottle labeled Cham
berlain's Pain Balm and said mamma
wants another bottle of that medicine;
she says it is the best medicine for
rheumatism she ever used" Fifty
cent bottles for sale by all leading
druggists.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-30
French Tansv Waters

Ladies will find these waters just
what they need, and can be depended
upon every time to give relief. Safe
and Sure. Can be sent by mail sealed
securely. Price, $500 per box. For
sale by Engberg q Darling, druggists,
Eleventh and Harris.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-30

Bobby (whispering)-Didn't hear
Clara tell you, Mr.. Featherley, that she
was sorry, but she really couldn't give
you lock of her hair?
Observation-Disclosures.
Bobby-Well-you just wait day or
two and I'll get some for you when she's
out.-Exchange.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-30

A lady of about thirty years of age
married wealthy old bachelor of Dali
las. A female friend asked hrr:
"But tell me, why didn't GU marry
your husband ten years age
"Well, you see, ten rs ago 1
thought he was too old for i:'t. Texas
Siftings,
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-30
NOTICE OF DISSOLUTION

The firm heretofore existing under the
name and style OF NJ, ID, Weber Co. is here
Holland retiring All persons indebted TO
said firm will settle with NJ. D, Weber, who
will collect all amounts and will pay all bills
contracted for or owed by said firm OF NJ d.
Weber & co. -
Dated, Fairhaven, Washington, June 10th,
1892
NJ D. WEBER,
II. NJ. LoUX,
j. =. HOLLAND.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-30

Suffering Auditorium that girl at
the piano never stop? She is making
every one in the room miserable.
Girl at the Piano (sotto voce to gal
liant music turner)-So good of you to
say so? 1t is a pleasure to interpret
melody. And it is so sweet to confer
happiness upon others.-Pittsburg Bull
letin,
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-30

A boy Of three and a half years, on
hearing about man who strained his
back by lifting barrel, said; IL should
have thought he would have rolledit."-
Cor. Babyhood.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-30

Papa" said Willie, "what makes
coal burnT'
"Our hired man, Willie" answered
papa.-Truth.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-30

When Baby was sick, We gave her Castoris
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria
When she had Children. she gave them Castoris
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-30

"The number of impecunious earls in
the world" said Hicks, sis proof to me
that the early bird doesn't catch the
worm these days"
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-30

That stylish looking gentleman was
under police supervision in his younger
days"
"Nonsensel You must be joking"
Not bit of it; his father was a con-
stable. n-Dorfbarb
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-30

A. Mckenzie, p. ]. Cowley, ID Farquhar-
son, Hugh Eldridge, Alex. McCaskell, W. ]
Simonds, Finlay Ross, j. y. de Mattos, Ed
Collier, Simon Mcleod and George Speirs.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-30

Games commence at 10 a. m. sharp. Bs
''e'' " ''' A. MoKxSzrK, Chief
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-30
TO PLUMBERS

Bids wanted ON plumbing work In the
Fourteenth Street school house For par
tlculars call at district clerks office, room 81,
Mason block.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-30
Printers
Stationery

We carry an Immense Stock
Including
News and Poster Print
Fine Book and Cover Papers
Light and heavy Card Board
Wedding and Reception Stock
Calling Cards
Envelopes
Shipping Tags
Letter and Note Heads
Bill Heads and Statements
And the finest Linen Stock in
Flats and Letter Sizes
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-30
SOCIETIES
YOUNG MEMS CHRISTIAN ASSOCIATION


Open on all week days from 10 a. m. TO 10
p. m. and on Sundays from p. m. TO $3.50
y. m.
Free Reading Rooms. Gymnasium and
Baths, ParlOrs, Games, Classes.
Song AND GOSPEL SERVICES every Sunday
afternoon at o'clock.
DEBATING SOCIETY meets every Tuesday
evening ut 1880.
CLASSES IN Gymnasium every afternoon at
O'Clock, and evening classes Mondays,
Wednesdays and Fridays Boys classes
Boys II to 10 years OF age,
All young men welcome. Come and see
Y. NJ. @. A. Rooms, No. 1853 Canoe street.
New Whatcom, Washington.
O. A. FOsBERG,
General Secretary
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-30

CARPENTERS AND JoINERs UNION, No.
~ 575, will meet at Nelson building, cor
Monday night. w. FRANK MoYER. Pres
THOs ID. MCNEIL Sec'v
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-06-30

GOLDMAN II. APPERSON POST NO. SO
" G. a. r. meets every second and fourth
Tuesday evenings of each month in Masonic
Hall. Visiting comrades always welcome.
T. W. GILLETTE, p o.
f. II. SMITH, Adjt.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-03
Tewhk as Haroun Alraschid.

The khedive. oddly enough for an oriental
did not smoke, with the result that the palace
cigarettes-inyariably handed round with coffee
were VIGOROUSLY the worst in Cairo. and ex-
cept in the case OF absolute strangers. il was
ludcrous to ses how tobacco was avoided in HIS
presence. says BtdcktrOod's Magazine He al
ways carried q cigarette case, however. and de-
hg nted In Offering IL and little presents Of nor ey
70 the English sentries placed on guard round
his palace when first Cairo was occupied bv
British troops. He loved 10 tell stories OF his
experiences with these guards
An early riser. he was in the habit Of either
beginning his reading OF official reports or walk
ing IN his garden in the cool sunrise hour. One
morning returning 70 the palace from q walk
In the gardens Of Ghizirch. he was stopped by a
sentry.
Yer can't go in ERE, yer know" said the
man OF war, with the Briton's amiabls con
tempt for the fat little 'furiner"
But belong to the palace" faltered the
khedive, delighted
20, do yer, Got good placer
Very good" said Tewfik dIffidentlY
Ah. yer look like 1t. Dustin times, | SUD
pose. Nothing to do aud plenty to eat I
wouldn't mind serving your master Would he
hef"
And then, alas the sergeant coming round
recognized and saluted the khedive, to the vast
discomfort Of Thomas Atkins and to the
chaRrtn of his highness. who would fam have
heard moro about himself and who probably
had never received q more sincere offer Of
service.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-03
The Boring Sea CONTROVERSY.

The announcement that the Bering sea
difficulty is in fair way of being settled
will cause very general satisfaction. There
is pretty general impression that it would
have been settled long ago had it not been
for desire to protect certain private in
terests. treaty giving an international
commission jurisdiction of the whole sub
ject has been signed, and it is believed that
it will be ratified by the Senate.
1t is understood that the commission will
be composed Of seven members. Two will
represent this country, two Great Britain
and the remaining three will be appointed
by Sweden, Italy and France. The com
mission will meet in Paris.
This Boring sea matter has been dragging
along until the country is tired of it. The
newspapers have printed columns of corr
respondence bearing upon 1t, but it is
doubtful if the general public takes much
interest in It.
Whatever the result of the deliberations
of the commission may be it is not proba-
BILE that such protection will be thrown
around the seal fisheries that the seals will
not, in comparatively few years, be ex-
terminated just as the buffaloes of the west
ern plains have been. 1t will not be possi>
bic TO wholly restrain the poachers or keep
within bounds the greed of the companies
that have a right to take the seals. 1t is
only question of time when there will be
no seals in Bering sea.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-03
L Was Chocolate.

A tin box foot square frightened about a
dozen people in Mrs Emily C. watson's house,
II East Seventy second street, yesterday says
the New York Tribune II was lying on the re
friserator in the hallway and how il got Their 9
nobody knew. Mrs. Watson believed that tn @
box contained dynamite. Policeman Richard
Meany OF the Sixty-seventh street station was
summoned. He picked the box up glngerly and
took 1t to the police station
What have you got theref' asked Sergt.
Wallace.
dynamite. I believe" said the officer. The
sergeant suggested that the box be placed in
the storeroom. Doorman Ferguson objected to
this. He argued that Capt. Gunner's room was
directly over the storeroom, and he didn't want
to be held responsible for any accidents Sergt
Wallace then took good look at the box Il
was OF heavy tin and weighed aboul five pounds.
The sergeant took knife and carefully opened
one side The box was found to contain choco-
late. It took and hour and ten minutes to make
the opening.
While the sergeant was viewing the chocolate
that had frightened the whole houseful of peo-
pie woman dressed in black entered the police
station. She said that she was Mrs, Waldo
Hutchins, and that the box belonged to her.
She returned from Europe few days ago and
brought the box Of chocolate along for her
friend. Mrs. Watson. Finding no one to receive
her when she called, and being in a hurry, she
placed the box on the REFRIGERATOR
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-03
Mercenarv Motiuas-

Two or three days ago." remarked DR.. T.
Hamilton Burch in the course OF talk with a
New York Commercial Advertiser man, 81 re-
ceived hurry call to particularly swell Madi.
son avenue mansion. The messenger assured
me That 1t was matter of life and death and
that my immediate presence was needed TO
avoid the latter, 80 jumping into cab flew to
the aid OF the unknown sufferer. Arriving at
the house was rushed up to a room which CON
tanned half dozen people gathered about a
couch, on which lay small boy with protruding
eyes and purplish countenauce. I
was informed that the young man had acct
dentally swallowed a penny, which obsti-
nately insisted upon sticking squsrely in his
throat hastily unpacked the necessary instru-
ments, and started in TO recapture the coin.
While every one present exhibited the most in
tense interest in the operation the solicitude of
the victims younger brother was affecting to
degree. With an expression of serious appre-
hension and in a voice trembling with grief he
Piled me with questions upon the possible out
come OF the accident. l answered him with
words OF encouragement, and finally, amid a
general sigh Of relief. drew forth the obnoxious
copper There l exclaimed, patting the
younger brother on the shoulder. we've got it
at last. I'm SO glad he responded, with a
smile. 1t was my cent"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-03
English as She is Writ"

The following interesting specimen of "En-
Rlish as she is writ, appears In a small sheet
called FL Teatro, published in Lima on Jan. 10.
says the Chilean Times of Jan. IS, and is in
tended as a critique on the performance in the
Politeama theater, in that city, Of the "Mikado"
by the Cleary company:
The execution of the opera was perfectly
good.
IAN the artists were correct and in proper
caracter.
The chorus with exactitude in his monye-
mentS and In correct tone.
The danse was very elegant and splendid.
THE escenic sigth splendid and the robes with
a great luxe.
The orchest with precition and modulated.
The public left the theater with great com.
plaisanse.
THE opera company left Lima leaving here
very good memories; we hoppe to that com pany
and to his director Mr.. Ceary, a happy voyage
with good fortune"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-03

ACCORDING to La Prdctician man, from a
chemical point of view is COMPOSED of thirteen
elements, of which i've are gases and eight
solids. II We consider the chemical co mposi.
ton of a man Of the average Of 1854 pounds wa
find that he is largely composed OF oxygen.
which is in state Of extreme compression: In
fact man weighing 1874 pounds has 97 pounds
OF compressed oxygen in his makeup The
volume OF this at an ordinary Temperature. If
freed, would exceed $50 cubic feet The weight
OF the hydrogen is only 10 pounds. but were this
In a free state, at ten perature of 7So it would
occupy space equal to $500 cubic feet The
other three gases are: Nitrogen, nearly pounds:
chlorine, about % ounces; and fiuorine. az
ounces. OF the solids carbon stands at the head
OF the metalloids there being about 81 pounds
Next comes phosphorous, 20 ounces and sui
phur ounces. The most abundant metal ia
calcium, more than pounds; next potassium.
ounces; common salt. 2 ounces and iron.
ounce. The various combinations which the
chemist can form of these metals and metal
loids are almost innumeraole.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-03
Gov. Russsll,e Little Sin.

Gov. Russell made little slip OF the tongue
in his speech before the Southern Society o.
New York, says the Boston Herald, but he re-
covered himself handsomely. He meant to
speak OF the party for which he gladly
fought, but he slipped and said "gaiianty
fought" There was shout of laughter, not
derisive, but applauding.
II gladly fought" said Gov. Russell, smiling
and correcting himself.
"Gallantly, gallantly," sounded from every
part OF the room.
Gladly fought" he continued, through de-
feat to victory
But the gallantry." happily added the gov
ernor, was upon the part of the democrats OF
massachusetts,, who, starting in a minority of
10000 finally redeemed the great republican
stronghold and carried the state twice in sue
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-03
Fast Mail Sarvica-

The trade bodies Of all the South At
lantic coast cities have passed resolutions
declaring that discontinuance OF the fast
mail service would be very hurtful to the
business interests OF their respective cities.
They have done about all they can
to influence the Postmaster General
to recommend an appropriation for
the continuance of the fast
mail service. IL he will give
their representations proper consideration
there is no doubt that he will reach the
conclusion that if he should carry out his
proposed policy with respect to fast mails
he would place serious obstacle in the
way Of the progress of this part of the
south.
The business men of New England who
have business interests mere understand that
the withdrawal of the fast mail service
from Boston to Tampa would be quite a
severe blow to the prosperity of
this section. The Springfield Mass
Republican. speaking of the matter, says:
eff half that these southern merchants say
of the value of this mail service to them be
true ,it ought to be of sufficient importance
to northern business men to prompt them to
join in the protest against its dis
continuance The trouble seems to
be either lack of money or an economical
streak on the part of the postoffice DEPART
ment. II the former, congress should rem
edy the difficulty; if the latter, Mr.. Wana-
makers economy should take new direc~
ton. It is poor economy to hinder the bust
mass interasta Of anv senti0p nv raducino ;to
means of communication with the business
centers of the country"
1t certainly is poor economy to force
business men who have become accustomed
to fast mails to go back to slow mails. The
Postmaster General would not think of try
ing to forcs northern cities to accept a mail
service several hours slower than the serv-
ice they now have, and 10 is difficult to
understand why he desires to discriminate
against southern cities.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-03

1t is said that Gen. Edward McCrsdy, Jr.,
Of Charleston, will be a candidate for gov
ernor Of South Carolina against Gov. Till
man. If he enters the lists he will make a
strong fight. Gen. McCrady may truth
fully be called the father of ballot reform
in this country. as he suggested and adj
vocated in the legislature of South Carolina
remodeling of the election laws on plans
that have since been adopted in an amended
form in New York and other states as well
as his own.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-03

Bridgeport, Conn.,, boasts the star sensa-
tional preacher. On his way to church
last Sunday morning he entered barroom
and bought bottle Of beer. This he took
to the church, and during his sermon it
stood beside the Bible in plain view of the
large congregation. The sermon was, Of
course, sweeping denunciation OF the
police force and the city government geu-
orally, and he had the bottle OF beer there
as ocular proof that the laws were not en-
forced. Some day a preacher may be con-
strained to crawl through sewer to prove
that il is filthy
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-03
INDRI TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

MEETNss-So lomon's Lodge No. l. f. and A.
NJ; b. P. O. Elks; Excelsior Loan and Savings
Company; Hill Men; Savannah Castle No. 3. X.
G..
SPECIAL NoTIcEs-Notice to Water Takers;
John g. Robertson, Special Insurance Agent;
Notice of Dissolution. Mcneil & Paxton; Cash
Talks. Davis Music Company; Notice of DISCO
luton. l. D. LaRoche & Son: Notice Of Copart-
nership. l. d. & R. D. LaRoche; Notice James
M. Kreeger; Sale of Blooded Stock, John E.
Bowling
MILITARY oRDERs-order No. 90, Georgia
Hussars,
INMAx L1NE-New York. Queenstown and
Liverpool.
LEGAL SALE-United States Marshals Sale.
Boys SUITs-B. H. Levy s. Bro.
COUNTY Down MANUFACTURING COMPANY
Falk Clothing Company. Agent.
CIRCULAR No. 210-Railroad Commission Of
Georgia.
AGENCY OF COUNTY Down MANUFACTURING
CoMPANY-The Falk Clothing Company.
STEAMSHIP Baltimore Steamship
Company.
CHEAP COLUMN ADVERTISEMENTS - Help
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent; For
Sale; Lost; Personal; Miscellaneous.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-03

A woman who claims to be the mother of
James Whitcomb Riley, the "Hoosier
poet" discovered him in Kansas City the
other day. Riley used his best endeavors
to show her that his pedigree was registered,
but she would not believe, and had to be led
away by an officer. Now. if some mother
will discover" her long-lost son George w.
Cable, and lead him off the stage by the
ear, the lecture-going public will vote her
profound thanks.