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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-08-04
What Was His Salary?

1t is a pretty eXtravagant man who
will spend $50 per month on cigars and
drinks, but the man who will set aside
that amount of money to his wife instead
of dispensing it will find a solid pile
accommodating very rapidly. There died
recently in Tacoma, says the Ledger,
a lady who had by that means accumu-
lated $4,000. She willed the money to
her five children.
The lady's husband did not drink,
smoke or chew. He was working on
good salary, and in four or five years
after their marriage was getting ahead
very satisfactorily. One day he said to
his wife:
IT think l will give you each month
the amount of money | would spend in
smoking and drinking. How much
would it be ?'
They calculated the sum. One friend
spent about $25 per month, another
spent 500 and many spent sums be-
tween these two extremes. 1t was
agreed that he would spend $50, anu
this sum was regularly set aside by him
for her to constitute fund for the edu-
cation of their children. Once or twice
every year he would contribute 500 to
her fund, instead of getting
drunk. When the fund had
reached comfortable proportions it
was invested. Some of it was placed at
interest. Once the husband was in a
close place and borrowed the money,
paying interest for it. The children,
growing up, were sent to school from
it. Many charitable acts were per-
formed with the money, but still it grew.
When they removed to Tacoma some
fortunate real estate investments were
made with the money. One of them
netted $1,000.
When the lady died her estate, accumu-
lated in this way during eighteen years,
was found to be worth $4,000. 1t was
| willed to her five children, with provis-
ions securing them an education. The
generous father, whose abstinence had
made this possible, added 81 200 to the
fund belonging to each child. Besides
the sums of money which were eXpend-
ed for charity and in the education of
the children good deal was used for
gifts. The gentleman carries a 5000 gold
watch as memento of the fund.
'The fund had little advantage, l
guess" said he yesterday. 81 always
took pains to invest it carefully. But
compromising money makes it grow very
rapidly. The amount placed in the
sum was about $14 400, perhaps little
more, and added to my drink money,
perhaps more than 5000 per year. This
amount almost any smoking and drink
ing man would spend in eighteen years.
A good many men in this town smoke
81 200 to 81 500 per year. 1t does not
take much Eigh-,prced wine to make
this much larger"
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-08-04
Dragooning Won't Do!

Not with the liver. Violent cholagogues,
like calomel and blue pill, administered in
"heroic" or excessive doses, as they often are.
Will not permanently restore the activity of
the great hepatic organ, and are productive of
much mischief to the system generally. 1nsti-
tute heathful reform, if inactivity of the
liver exists, with Hostetter's Stomach Bitters,
which insures regular discharge of the secret
I've function of the liver, and promotes due ac-
ton of the bowels without gripping and wea ken.
ing them. The discomfort and tenderness in
the. right side. nausea, fur upon the tongue,
yellowness of the skin and eye-balls, sourness
of the breath and sick headache. which char
acterize chronic bihousness. disappear, ana d.
gestion-always interfered with by biliousness-
resumes its former activity. The Bltters ami
hllates malarial complaints, rheumatism, kid
ney trouble, and is promoter of healthful re-
pose,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-08-04
Only a Bug.

There is more or less clearly defined
thread of superstition running Through
the minds of most people, and not a
few who have at various times been in
voluntary listeners to the sound of I'M
familiar tickings, especially during the
hours of darkness, have been unable to
prevent their imagination leading them
back to the stories told them in chilo-
hood of the dreaded omen of the tick
of the death watch, which precedes a
death in the family.
II is now we'll known that the ticking
is produced by an insect, and Partisan
chemist has not only taken the trouble
to Investigate the subject Thoroughly,
but has sent to Paris paper two insects
actually caught in the act of producing
the sounds alluded to. They were
on the same sheet of packing
PAPER (strong tarred paper), but on
the opposite sides and at dis
lance of about four inches apart. One
struck forcibly with It's head at the rate
of six blows per second, and the insect
on the lower side answered as soon as
the other had finished.
The insect is tiny beetle, barely a
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-08-04
S1OO,OOO,ooO.
That is the Amount Americans Spend An
nually in Europe

mat Is the AnOunC americans spend n II
nually in Europe.
Warner Miller has been figuring how
much Europeans owe to American tray
elers. While talking recently about
some phases of ocean travel which he
has been studying in connection with
the Nicaragua Canal project, ne was
asked whether he knew how much
money was spent in European voyages
and travels annually by Americans, and
replied: 1T is not matter Of official
record; but it can be very readily esti-
mated, and statisticians who have given
the matter careful study have placed
the amount at over 100000, 900 annual
ly.
This estimate is based on the knowl-
edge that from $4,000 to $4,000 Ameri.
cans 60 abroad annually for pleasure.
The great majority of them spend from
$4,000 to s., 800 each during the summer
A very large number spend as high as
$1,000 to $4,000, but these are offset by
the tourists who can pull through at
81 900 to 81 POO. One hundred million
dollars in gold is very low estimate of
the amount that goes to Europe annu-
ally, and is spent in foreign steamships
and in foreign countries for pleasure by
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-08-04
A BRIEF CORRESPONDENCE.
A Sunday Morning Episode in q Brook
lyn Church.

A Sunday Morning Episode in a Brook
lynn Church.
A Brooklyn preacher who has been
considerably advertised of late related
an incident last Sunday which many
people may not yet have heard. He
said that a man who had not been to
church in very long time finally bark
ened to the persuasions of his wife and
decided to go. He got the family all
together, and they started early. Ar
irving at the church there were yet
very few people in it and no ushers on
hand, SO the man led his family we'll up
the aisle and took possession Of nice
pew.
Just as the services were about to be-
gin a pompous-looking old man came
in, walked to the door of that pew and
stood there, exhibiting evident surprise
that it was occupied. The occupants
moved over and offered him room to sit
down, but he declined to be seated.
Finally the old man produced card
and wrote upon it with pencil: II
pay for this pew" He gave the card to
the stranger occupant, who, the preach
er remarked, had he been like many
people, would have at once got up and
left. But the stranger adjusted his
glasses, and with a smile read the card.
Then he calmly wrote beneath it:
"How much do you pay ?'' To this in
quiry the pompous gentleman, still
standing, wrote abruptly: 1.-TWO hum
dred dollars year, sir ~ The stranger
smiled as though he were pleased,
looked around to compare the pew with
others, admired its nice cushion and
furnishings, and wrote back: II don't
blame you. 1t is we'll worth it." The
pompous gentleman at that stage col
lapsed into his seat.-Ne,U York CONNER
ciaI- 1dreTtiSer.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-08-04
i Advice
1 to
.Ailing Women
/ Free.

careful manner, giving each the benefit of
he great library of reference compiled
during woman's life's work among suffering
Women. These are tie largest records con-
ffruiue FemaIe Complaints in tie 7Uoyld.
thousands of women have been benefited
by Mrs. Pinkham's advice after all other
Geatment had failed. Don't throw away
bis chance. Write US about your case. 1t
Nill cost you nothing, and may save your
ne. Your letter will be received and
answered by one of your sex. Correspon-
Fence strictly private. We never publish
Ven a letter of testimonial without the
Person's unqualified consent.
Epzcngcs on receipt Of 81 90. Liver Pills, csc.
4EQrrespondencs freely Address confidence
II = LYDIA y. PINKHAM MED. co, LYNN, MASS.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-08-04
GEIIlNG EVEN.

IT'S now that city people who i'll winter enter
tain
Their rural cousins, John and Sue and Heun
and ST and Jane
All hasten to the country where they'll stay a
month or more,
For that's the only way they have to even up
the score.
So country people now may look for relatives
from town:
They re sure to be rememb ered clear from Sec
ond cousins down.
Of course the city people might to May or New
port go,
But then the farm is most as good and--cheap-
er, don't you know?
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-08-04
German
Syrup

Just a bad cold, and a hacking
cough. We all suffer that way sol1ae~
times. How to get rid of them IS
the study. Listen" I am a Ranch
man and Stock Raiser. Ny lie is
rough and exposed. I meet all
weathers in the Colorado mountains
I sometimes take colds. Often they
are severe. I have used German
Syrup five years for these. a few
doses will cure them at any stage
The last one had was stopped in
"a hours. 1t is infallible. Jaues
A. Lee, Jefferson, Col. D.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-08-04

OUR readers will remember the par
ticulars of some remarkable cures pub
lished some weeks ago in thHse columns.
These articles attracted widespread at
tention, for the reason that medical
science had hitherto held that the dis
eases in question were incurable. In this
issue will be found the particulars of
another equally remarkable case, the per-
son who thus miraculously recovered be-
ing one of the best-known merchants of
Detroit, Mich. The article appears under
the heading "a Detroit Miracle" and is
worth a careful perusal
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-08-04

CONDUCTOR Z. D. LOOMS, Detroit,
Mich, says: 'The effect of Halls Catarrh
Cure is wonderful" Write him about it.
Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-08-04

The largest child in Connecticut for
her years is reported to be the 6-year-
old daughter of j. L. Humphrey, of
Tor,ington. She weighs 125 pounds
and is gaining fast.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-08-04
BROOKLYN has six large libraries, con-
tanning in all about 80, 900 volumes.
Tho Only One Ever Printed-Can
You End The Word?

There is 3-inch display advertisement
words alike except one word The same
is true of each new one appearing each
week from The DR.. Harter Medicine Co.
This house places "Crescent" on every
thing they make and publish. Look for
it, send them the name of the word and
they will return you BOOK, BEAUTIFUL
IITHOGRAPHS. or SAMPLES FREE,
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-08-04

Dresses, Gents Clothing, Feathers, Gloves,
ETC., Dyed or Cleaned, Plush Garment:
Steamed at Otto Pietsch's Dye Works, 24e
w: Water ST., Milwaukee. Send for Cir
cular
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-08-04

FITs.-All Fits stopped free by DR.. KLINE's
GREAT NERVE RESToRER. No Fits after first days
use. Marvellous cures. Treatise and 500 trial
bottle free to Fit cases. Send to DR.. Kline. 9Sl
Arch St, Phila., Pa.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-08-04

THE DEADLY GRIP OF PNEUMONIA may be
warded Off with HALEs HONEY OF HoREH cUND
AND TAR.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-08-04

THE evils of malarial disorders, fever
weakness, lassitude, debility and prostra
ton are avoided by taking Beecham's Pills
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-08-04

No fewer than 629,S97 people named
Mueller are now living in Germany.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-08-04
The Most Pleasant Way

and fevers is to use the liquid laxative
remedy Syrup of Figs, whenever the sys-
TEN needs a gentle, yet effective, cleansing.
To be benefited one must get the true
remedy manufactured by the California
Fig Syrup Co. only. For sale by all drug
giSts in soc. and 81 bottles.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-08-04

THE state capitol at Albany has cost
up to date nearly $4,000, 900.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-08-04

TWENTY words per minute is the aver
age at which long hand is written.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-08-04

THE ashes of burnt corks make fine
black paint.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-08-04

CHINESE control almost the entire
shoemaking business in California.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-08-04

THE American people spend $4,000
600 year for letter postage.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-08-04
Made to Look Like New.

In Chicago the. price of beer and. pure
water are now nearly the same.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-08-04
Nm Its Worst Form

Countless lie t.
tiers are re-
ceived by US
from ailing
women in all
parts of tn c
world, seeking
advice. All are
answered in a
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-08-04

THE old maid is always ready for the
aurora Post
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-08-04

VIM. A. Lehr. my great Joy, when j
began with HOODS SARSAPARILLA the
sores soon decreased. / kept taking it for q
year, when was SO well that went to work
and since then have not lost one day on account
of sickness. l am always well and have a good
appetite" WE. A. LEHR, No Railroad Street.
Kendallviile, Ind
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-08-04
Hoods Pills are the best after dinner Pills,
assist digestion, cure headache and biliousness.

respondence in regard 70 q game her,
I hit SlarFe their ,n3aag31 rssaeel d
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-08-04
King

or Medicines Is what
/ consider Hoods sarsa.
parilla. For 6 years ]
was confined 10 my bed
with white dwellings
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-08-04
$4,000. 600
Peoria, III.

Earned by the Bell Telephone Patent in ISir. Worn
invention may be valuable. Yoi should protect il by
patent Address for full AMI intelligent advice !xe ii.
charge. w. w. Ell D1-Eh Az CO..
Solicitors Of Patterns,
Pacific Bldg 622 St., y. W.. Wa>fainstOIa. ID q.
Mention this poper.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-08-04

All druggists sell 1t at soc and 81 package you cannot get
send add-A f. free sample. Lanes Family Medicine
owes the bowels each day In order be healthy this
lry Address ORATOR P. WOODWARD, LHRoY, N. Y.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1892-02-18
@oubentr bon Nem lIm

:Sn tur,er i3eit liest Sbnen cine Grtraous.
9abe ber New llm Yel Dor Nu9en, bereu
bilblider Sbmud, b,ele ,perbenbe Stabt int
alierbeiten lidte iei9el ,pirb.
"a bieS porerit Mur IN eilert VrM1ftId 8es
i1iebt, unb einem mebrieiti9 aus8eipro1e=
men Wnmi9e entSeSen3utommen, iiebt lid tln=
ter;ei6neter peranlabt ein i1Snes @amaeS
al Ibaiieu, porausseiest, Sab bic bielisem 8e=
ipoiner Der Sa1e 6aS NStbiSe Sntereiie ent=
sesenbriu9en, mas suar aa beSweifeln 1T.
9Dfe Sieu aus ben bel Serrn getier aus=
seiteutem Yroben eriebeu, ei9net ii1 Der 9ols=
iIdnitt uorsisli9, un ein 9aus, Yortrait etc.
natur9etreu luieoer3u9eben uno lpiro fi1 Der
YeiiB zines gleftrotppeS INNER lobnenb er=
meilen. Su benz Souuernir ,perben cirea
so Nilber ,wiidm paiienbem, anliebenbem
Ierte gelteQt Deroel, rDo3u bel0noerS Seem
lllm Stoii III 9iiQe unb TiiQe bletet. Die
Spurel, Der erjteu Mlllieblulg merbem anGanb
Der beltebe1oen j3ei4num9el bon 2itbo9ra=
pbiem peranidault9t. Die 3eit Der j3eritSs
run9 bur9 belt Gyclon nad photographer
III natnr9etreuer Na9bilbnnS ein9ereibt unb
bic Stabt Der @e9enrpart int poQjteu @an;en
pranseu. @elalnmtanli1ten ,perben nit
StraBenbtlbern wehlelu ,lnb ME Sie mir aus
tra,,en biirien, ein Werf9en eritebeu, ME iebe
Stabt bieler @r0Be Sie barum bemeibem
pirb. SITS ui9t Serabe iett: an Der j3eit, ba
cine 8abn ul,s nit Der Metropole perbinbeu
ioute, ;u ,eisen, bab mir elmer 1ol9e,1 bebitrs
fen unb bab ytem ulm ni1t mebr Elm &tnb,
iouberu eine SlnSirau seuorben 1T, bic ;ur
Werbiubuns nit ben Sdmeteritdbteu Inn uoq=
iten Nsabe bere@tist 1T. Das tleine BUD
pirb 1id auf benz Woben Der llnparteilibteit
beue9en uuo ruirb beweiien, bab bic 8emob=
ner Seem ulms, 10 has @ela,mmtrpobl inTra9e
tommt, wie elm Mam einiteben. Darum
ret6t uus bic 9anb unb belft bas S10ne
unb Niisli9e su Gage fGrbern.
Die BETTER pon 3ol3l1nitten, relp. Cleo
trotppes, mO9te i'd b0f. erl u9eu mir bieielz
ben fir 9enannten j3rped su reierpiren urb
aqen OenieniSen, bic mir 3ei6nun9er, iiberz
baupt bilbli@e Dartelunse1 aus iriberer
3eit Suiteqeu tSnnen, 1uerbe i6 gu belonberem
Cant perpli9tet lein. ......
Oie san3e Sa9e 1T mein D%ripatunternebz
n,en unb merbe i'd mid beitreben, benz bifo=
rii@en pie ben, sei9Gitli@en Sntereiie obne
INTERRUPTED 9ere9t gu ruerben. .,...
Mit 9o9a9tun9,
g. eta nj III,
Woodengraver.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1892-02-18
Gourtlanb Gorrelponsenj.

No1 INNER lebr talt.
9ermanm @@roeber, go. 8, 1T sesenmar=
tis bel 8. @rotBI:-
@ilbelm 0eier nabm Qbl6ieb pom bier am
Dienitas unb besab ii@ ~ ieinem 8rlber
Trans in Dotonmau &c., no er bic S3ule
beiudeu wirs. 80.
Wilbelm @9raap unb Nilbelm @eers, pom
COTTONWOOD, beiudten Sreunoe bier iber
@onntas. &on,mt bolb ,pieber Suasens.
.. 30. @olratb iiebelte leste Wo@e nod
Mune Iota iiber. .. S. Gb,uar6s pom &aioz
ia 1T %9eseu,pdrtis' Stationsz Isent.
SRI. @mma Gudert pom @eowoob SAILS 1T
BEL Sreuuben bier auf Selu@.
1rau Briggs ,par NIT 5,pei ibrer &il,ber,
Srant unb Mannie bel bet Tamilie Dot auf
Beiu9 iber Sonntas.
George Builders unb gmil Sris iin6 uiez
bet babier bel Muttern.
Die 2eihe er.Trau Marp 6. @oberts BON
Chicago murbe bier am @amitas in Gmpfans
senommen unb besraben. Ole 8eritorbene
errei9te ein aQter pon 80 sSabreu.
SRI. Qpbia Orebbow BON glue Garth Gitp
1T bel ibrer S6weter, Srau .. S@uls auf
Yeiu9.
6. 8eder 1T ,pieoer pon 9uron, Soutb
Datota, 3nriidsetebrt.
Mm Montas Nbenb ruir6 bic 8iuage S@u=
le cine Wajbinstou's 6eier abbolten. @Qe
liao ein9elaben beri elben beisuwobnen.
3.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1892-02-18

SeIser'S samcn=Geiddft tuiro tute cbeoct,
fortgcfIDrt. .
Dle unleru 2eleru bereits befanntu puroe
Der berIbmte @amenz Sanbler, SSobnI. Sal=
aer gu Ga Grolje, Wis. ben 70 item Seanuar
6ieles eeSubres pom Sobe credit.
6err @al;er biente ieit benz Sabre 1886, III
mel@em bic Sobn q. Salser Seeo 60. orgaz
nilirt ,purbe, ais Praiioent oieler Sir1na, obz
9lei9 er idon 9eralme 3eit leioello mar uab
li9 al benz @el@afte i9on me6rere Sabre
ni9t mebr attn bet6eili9en tonl1te. Das
riel i9e @el9aft rubt im ben 5anoem leines
@obnes, 9eurp q. @al5er, pel9er lbon lett
1886 ols Sauptz@ ei@aftsfiibrer waltete uno
bus @ei6dft nun ebenio ,pie Dor benz Sobe
leiues Taters ueiter fiibren wiro.
N%9tun9spoa
5ohn u. Sal5er Seeo Co.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1892-02-18
Staten tIr ,,@arot 8raS"+

Der G}arbi @ras Teier rpesen, mir6 bic
Chicago s. Nortbmetern 6 iienbabn 60. pom
%. bis gum %. Sebruar ~incluiiue, @rcurlt t.
ous : Tidets mad SEEM Orleans unb 3uriid
III lebr biutsen Staten %perfaufen. Die Sit
tets 1i,,b Bis gum %. Mar5 fir bic @ldreiie
gut. Sir 9enaue %Snformotion pe1Se mat
E1 at, bic 48eaten ber 6. & e. %. &'p.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1892-02-18
6bertffSe&erfQui

Nm 26. Jeb. wiro Der llntersetdnete nit benz 9ertauf
Der gsaaren unb bes Usobiltars bes geiddites BON grant
suesins ~besinneu; berieIbe utrO tdslid f~ortseiest. BITS
Que Waars ~uersauft 1T. llnter ben sSsaaren. bic sum
gertaufe %setansen, ftub: Drp goobs. 9oien, Mantel
llnterseus. Dreiitns, 9anbidub,e ,uouene @aaren, 5000
yos. Stidereien unb Sptsen, $500 Obs. iesbenes Banb,
Is Boren bon Ylumen unb Sips. 800 Jilsbhte fir Manz
ner unb &naben, 300 Obs. aarpet uno cine srobe Musz
,pabl uon Notions unb bic idn.mtltde p torez Gtnrtdtuns,
wte S4eIues. Glide NIT eidencu Elatten. 16 Jub lang,
Stabs, Stools, Sbomsgaies, 8 9dnseleudter. aan,pen,
&ditden gum M%ufbewabren uon i3wirn unb- seibe
unb iolde ihr pusuaaren. elm feiner eetretar unb eine
SAILS Saie, ein sutes Buggy unb elm einipannises 9iers
beseidtrr etc. s.
2ouiS 9 1meI3,
= - ..-- Sberiff Don Broun 60.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1892-02-18
M6tun0 8aru,er!

gis auf Beiteres sebtn mir III llmtaui1
fur go 1. Nei3en 88 Yiunb pom beiten Tas
ober 80 Niuab Yateatmebl Mebit Fleie
unb Suttermebl.
empire MilI 60.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1892-02-18
3u %nerfautcu.

sdSnes sranes sinbenbola, wtrb BON BEN llnteraeids
neten su $500 per gorb u~ersauf.. 9eitcaunsen sSunen
In 9eeumanns Store ODER bel BEN lntersetdneten ses
rna&t Werben. .a
Nu4 wirs Elm gutter Jarmarbeiter sefudt.
#ia 8. I. slant, Wetlforb.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1892-02-18

Deetne 1856 ader bes beteneanbes umfaTenbeGarn, aurn
She'll %inuerbalb Der Stabtsrnje, In Der Ndbe BON grant
Il Benatns Melble, bele9en, btete i'd gun Wertaufe aus.
Suite gebaultdteiten unb ausse3eidnetes Waiisr ftnb
porbanoen. . 1 sa.-
tt >, TrantDtttbenner.
Der fortschritt. [volume] (New Ulm, Minn.) 1891-1915, 1892-02-18
Re,le Mn3et8em.
UerIanst.

elm 1rstbsr. am IN soiapetts iar bic CREAMERY &abm su
fabrea.
New him CREAMERY %.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-02-05
A MAD POET

rushed into newspaper Office recently,
and threatened to "clean out" the es-
tablishment, because they printed his
verses wrong. Said he 81 wrote, ITO
dwell forever in a grot of peace and
you idiots put it "a pot of grease"
The mortified editor presented him
with q vial of DR.. Pierce's Pleasant
Pellets. years subscription and an
apology.
The little "Pellets" positively cure
sick and nervous headache, biliousness,
costiveness, and all arrangements of the
stomach, bowels and liver. It's large
contract. but the smallest things in the
world do the business DIR. Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets. They're the small
est, but the most effective. They 60 to
work in the right way. They cleanse
and renovate the liver, stomach and
bowels thoroughly but they do it
mildly and gently. You feel the good
they debut you don't feel them do
ing it.
They're the cheapest pill you can
buy, because they're guaranteed to give
satisfaction, or your money is returned.
You only pay for The good you get.
That's the peculiar plan all DR..
Pierce's medicines are sold on, through
druggists.