St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-01-18
SUNRISE SIGNALS.


AT this particular juncture Peru bristles up
and declares she will help the United States
in the event of war with Chill. However, we
all know that Peruvian bark is worse than its
bite.
a St.Louis exchange says that condemned
murderer in Missouri met death calmly with
cigar in his mouth. 1t was not known that the
Missouri cigar was so deadly. Perhaps before
long it will supersede electrocution.
Editor George William Curtis expresses his
"distrust of both political parties" 1t is
quite evident that Mr. Curtis is preparing for
his qnadrennial excursion into the woods
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Talk about seasonable and appropriate
topics! On the editorial page of the Phila-
delphia Press appears an article headed: 1T
Is Time to Wake Up"
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1t is the same short distance between St
raul and MINNEAPOLIS that it is between Min
neapolis and ST. Paul. The same hotel ac-
concentrations for the Republican will be
accorded the Democratic national conven-
ton in the event of the location of the latter
in this city. Such is the present condition of
the situation.
The ACCESSIBILITY is being considered by
British naval experts of using some sort of
liquid fuel. Is this spontaneous movement
on the part of Jack in favor of more grog
and less lobScouse?
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DR.. Kelley opines that asafetida will drive
away the grip. Doubtless he is correct it
has been eminently successful in driving
away everything else.
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The small remnant of the billion-dollar
congress is still rigid from the effects OF the
galvanic shock administered by Holman's
resolution.
The cars annual income is Sl2, 5OO.O 900,
saying nothing of what he makes ION the
SIDE"
The West is woolly, and the West is wild
And its laugh is a stunning roar;
But the Eastern papers all unite, my child,
In ties tifying to the fact that the
Municipal governments of the
Cities wherein they are published are,
Without exception, rotten to the core.
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THAT young man with the banjo in the
prehend,'' said the new boarder.
''Yes, I believe he considers himself such"
replied the landlady; The wants to familiarize
himself with the use of a variety of instru-
ments''
Il judged so. Well, you may tell him for
me, please, that one of these mornings I
shall make him a prominent claimant for a
golden harp
Rev. DR.. Talmage has just passed the six :
tieth anniversary of his BIRTH and immedi-
ately offers for sale a cook stove and seven
joints of pipe that never were sworn at.
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Destroy the Mckinley bill in detail, if
necessary, but destroy it.
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The correct pronunciation of khedive is
ked-ee-yeee. 1t is different with coon
dive
The fact that a jelly trust can be success
fully inaugurated in Chicago indicates that
its commercial morality is trife shaky. :
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The Chicago Times, commenting on the
fact that Blaine delegates to Minneapolis
were elected at the Philadelphia Republican
primaries suggests that this is likely to make
President Harrison wonder what Postmaster
General Wanamaker is there for. 1t has
been whispered around in certain political
circles that Mr.. Wanamaker was there for
100000, paid in advance.
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Curious people, with penchant for putting
this and that together. are referred to the fol-
lowing paradox: B. Harrison signed the
Mckinley bill; B. Harrison then turned
around and ordered from France full sets of
new china for the White house.