The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1892-06-25
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A Young Man should Never DO 10 II ths
+ Prsssncs of His swssthsart.


IS Presence of His swestheart.
A young lady said the other day to
q Pittsburg Dispatch man that she
hated oranges because ono had como
between her aud her lover He had
called on her one evening. and. aftey
sitting awhile had produced couplS
OF bright Florida oranges out OF his
pocket and suggested that each eat
one. She now says that she can nos
drive out OF her mind the sight OF his
nose cheeka and chin dripping with
juice and he has b.en whispering
something horribly similar about her
Evidently you cannot love u girl and
u citrus aurantium ut the same time
One OF the best remedies for al
orange-a sort OF whipping the devil
around n stump-is TO use spoon.
The directions advise you TO cut tho
orange carefully into halves. taking
care to do so across the grain. 80 that
n spoon can slip In readily.
A gentleman who has lived for
years In the American countries In
which the orange grows 10 waging q
war against the slovenly manner OF
cutting the orange up and serving II
on the table In such case he
recommends that very sharp knife.
one as keen ms a razor. be used. and
the fruit cut into slices minutes mally
thin and built layer about with pull
verized sugar Since the spoon has
been relegated out OF modern dinner
civilization almost fork Is used %
eat It with. In Southern Europe the
peasants always cat fruit In Its natural
shape. and never think OF treating 1t
to doses OF sugar salt or other sea-
soning. Around Naples and In Ma
laga the people bite hole in the
orange suck out the juice and then
throw the orange away. Small Amer
lean people often do the same. but OF
course the American must try his
hand at improving nature. SO he puts
lump OF sugar in 1t. An orange
planter thinks such thing desecrd-
tion.
On board ship unique way IL al
ways a popular way to do anything.
There they take an orange. and. with
a very sharp knife cut of slice OF
skin across the top. This Is placed
below the orange ani1 skewered by q
fork into position. Holding the fork
in the left hand. the knife cuts down
the peeling. which indifferently falls
of or hangs down. Then the same
knife cuts the juicy meat thus left ex-
posed into small portions which are
conveyed on the point of the blade to
the mouth-one OF the cases on record
where a knife enters the mouth by
common consent OF the fashionable
world. Tho small quantity OF juice
that flows down falls on the false bot
tom OF the orange. and thus the hand
is protected. The orange never eats
better than in this way. and 1t is also.
as may be observed freed from all un-
tidiness.
The trick with the orange called
the 'sea-sick passenger Is played the
first thing on the voyager whose
stomach Is suspected OF uncertainty.
Tho eyes nose and mouth OF man
are cut on the side OF the orange the
eyes and nose being made by slight
removal OF the skin while tho mouth
Is q deep incision. The orange Ii
then put on top OF strong tumbler
and pressing on its edge Is rolled about
to initiate the heaving OF vessel
The juice is thus forced out OF the
mouth incision and very miserable
passenger portrayed. II this sight
doesn't at the same time force . good
many people to seek their cabins hur-
riedly the result is considered to be
very disappointing.