St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-05-22
SUNRISE SIGNALS.
A snake farm has been located In the south
western section of Missouri, and the Red
Eyed Goddess of kentucky mumurs: "West,
ward the star of empire takes its way"

western section of Missouri, and the Red
Eyed Goddess of Kentucky mumurs: West,
ward the star of empire takes its way"
After all. this rainy weather has it's COM
pensatons. 1t is the one thing only that
keeps the percentages of certain base bal l
clubs from rapid deterioration.
If the hndsight of Senator David b. Hill
be not completely paralyzed he will readily
admit that, had he taken the advice of the
New YORK World, and postponed the mid
winter convention. he would have been i'll Il
much more enviabe political position.
Along about this time look out for broken
crevasses i'll presidential booms.
just at present life in q fiat is trife less
inconvenient than life on flat.
my name will not be presented to the con-
vention." wrote jim Blaine to GARRISON last
February. If nominated at Minneapolis, as
now seems highly probable, it will be evil
dence that he cannot CONTROL even his own
name How, then, can lie control votes
enough to be elected?
BY the way has Mayor-elect Wright come
out of the woods yet?
To Congress: Don't investigate Pat Egan
till the miasma of the Raum investigation
clears away to a certain extent.
1.-THE silly Billy story is now ell route from
the East that Senator Sherman will decline
presidential nomination il offered him.
"Raum rascality and rottenness'' will
have their due share i'll the defeat of Ben
Harrison.
The new York Recorder clings to Grand
fathers Hat with all the pertinacity of a
warty toad under mushroom.
Stanford Newers national committeeship
boom was out during all that bad weather,
and is still hearty.
Most vrtuous Republican. a friendly word
in your ear: Since the good crops and at
tendant prosperity of last year were wholly
due to Bill Mckinley and his bill, logically
the floods. wash-outs. starvation and suffer
ing SO far in the spring of '92 are due to Ben
Harrison.
According TO the New York Advertiser Mr..
Harrison never attended circus III his life.
True. the president has made it a strict point
of duty to attend nothing else in this life but
Ben Harrison.
Why should it be possible for Tom Lowrys-
electric cars to regulate the rise and fall of
real estate in Hamline?
Why not rent house on the Bohemian
Flats and be ''in the swim?'
So far as the Atlanta Constitution is con-
cerned. have, metaphorically, ealen the
canary. Grover Cleveland.
An absent-minded Philadelphia barber
tucked a newspaper under his patrons chin
and gave him towel to read. Lucky patronl
And now 1t is said there is GOODNESS be-
tween Senator Sherman and President Har-
rison. There certainly is, if John is hanging
around anywhere in the neighborhood of
Benjamin.
Evidently the great Memphis bridge is a.
failure; fool jumped from it l4) feet into
the Mississippi river and was not killed.
Should it not soon rain. this wi II be the
longest dry spell on record; thasis if you
date the record back only two months.
There was but one step between Lord Sails
bury and political suicide; he took that step
in declaring against free trade. No flowers.
That Prof John L. Sullivan is a versatile
genius. Mr.. Sullivan started i'll life as a
plain, transformations base ball pitcher. From
this lewly field of usefulness he graduated
into the prize ring, and knocked out Il sick
man whose truss had slipped" From this
pinnacle of glory he saw another altitude
and reached it. He went upon the stage. He
caught on with the Jays whom he at
tractei more by his stupendous jags than by
his transcendent genius as a dramatic star
Now he has crowned glittering career by
writing a book. The volume contains 800
pages of small plea, and is pronounced by
competent critical friends of the great aston
lsher ''corker." What's the matter with
canonizing John L. Sullivan as the American
Crichton?
The Chicagoln who proposes to erect
three towers in that city, each 3T5 feet high,
for the purpose of 'sight seeing" at the ex-
position, is entirely too altitudinous. 1t is
the settled conviction of many people that
the acme of sightseeing is confined to Chi
cago easements.
On with the dance at Minneapolis! Gen.
Russell A. Alger announces that he will
allow Blaine 10 be placed ahead of him on
the national ticket"
There is much in a name, after all. The
Atlanta Constitution called Cleveland a
'!Willipus- Wallapus," and the man of des-
tiny imm ediately proceeded to wallop the