The Pacific commercial advertiser. [volume] (Honolulu, Hawaiian Islands) 1885-1921, 1892-10-31
THE MAJORS DUEL.

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The flagship Martingale, of the sontb
Atlantic squadron, was moored IN tho
beautiful harbor of Rio .Janeiro Tho
nag OF Rear Admiral Sansompost flew
from the mlzzen truck. The war be-
tween Brazil and Paraguay was pro-
crossing slowly, but as it affected many
interests OF foreigners domiciled in both
countries, large number of warsbips
were on the South American coast. and
the metropolis of Brazil was CAV with
uniforms and the constant festivities
consequent upon the presence of so
many strangers.
Inc days of dueling We're past. The
larger courtesy consequent upon better
education, and more careful regard
Tor personal rights. had practically con-
demned 1t, and the naval and military
regulations of all nations threatened Sc
we're penalties for its exercise.
The night was calm. dark and starless,
and the Martingale lay listlessly at her
anchors off the plaza landing.
The officer of the deck lounged over
the capstan and thought of home and
longed for his interesting watch to be
over. The band had ceased its evening
concert and had been dismissed The
charming strains of the old time tattoo"
with flies and drums had died away
Two bells had been struck, and the
boatswain and his mates had 'piped
down. Lights had been reported out,
and perfect stiffness succeeded the stir
made by 400 men, who had retired to
their hamlnocks.
Boat aho5H" sang out the quarter
master. Boat coming alongside, sir;
cant make out the answer" The mes
senger boy with lantern flew over the
gangway and down the ladder, and soon
brisk, dapper lietle man came on board
and presented himself to the officer of
the deck with graceful salute.
Sir" said 1he, permit me to intro
duce myself. \ am Baron Knockoff, of
the Russian legation, and | have had
personal difficulty with Brazilian gen
tleman on shore. am going to shoot
him in the ,morning. We have no Rus
sian ship in port, and relying upon the
friendship that exists between our ma
ton and the United States, | have come
on board to ask one Of your officers to
act as my second Is Major Randall on
board"
The officer of the deck woke up in an
instant! Here was some mischief out OF
the common line, and he could scent
some fun in the air that would relieve
the tedium of his watch with ven
geance.
Grasping the baron by the hand he
shook it warmly. delivered a brief ad-
dress to him reciprocating his friendly
sentiments. and assured him that he
bad come to the right place and at the
right time to get accommodated. IN
fortunately the gallant major of marines
was on shore, but might return at any
moment. Something must be done to
keep the baron amused for the present,
so the officer o. the deck sang out:
Orderly, ask the captain if | can see
him"
Captain Tohlpion had eaten an ex-
cellent dinner The better part OF three
bottles of clafet had disappeared down
his throat. AMI he was at peace with all
the world He belonged to the fighting
men of the "old navy" and any hint of
fight was music to his ears. To him
appeared the officer of the deck, with
the little baron in tow.
Sir" said he, Il have great pleasure
in introducing to you Baron knockof,
of the Russian diplomatic service. He
has had personal difficulty with Bra
lillian on shore, and as there are no Rus
sian officers here he has come on board
to ask one of ours to act as his second.
have assured him of our sympathy and
assistance, and he desires to consult with
YOU and await the return of Major Ran
dali, who is on shore.
Captain Tompion was on fire in an in
slant. Shaking the baron warmly by
the hand, he sang out: Steward, bot
tie of champagne. Baron, be seated.
Orderly, call the first lieutenant and tell
him that | wish to see him. Going to
shoot him in the morning, ell, baron:
Bless my soul, this seems like old times,
indeed! Stand by you? OF course, we
will. my boy. Have another glass OF
wine. Steward, cigars"
Lieutenant Lawrence, the first lieu
tenant, came up the hatch-tall, stern,
erect as soldier-and passed INTO Inc
cabin. The popping OF corks ensued'
and the conference began
The officer of the deck caught stray
messmate and sent him to the wardroon
with the story, and soon an interested
group gathered on the quarter deck
eagerly awaiting developments.
.sSuch punishment as court martial
may adjudge may be inflicted ON any
nerson in the navy who sends or accepts
2 challenge to fight duel or acts as
second in duel"
This is the language of the articles o.
war which were framed TO regulate thi
conduct of these gallant officers wh(
were aiding and abetting the baron.
The officer of the deck was summoned
TO the conference. During the CONTINUED
use of champagne it was determined tina
# was a solemn moral duty to stand by
the baron, and another bottle was opened
Still the missing major came not. lime
was passing. Something must be done
so Lieutenant McKillen was sent for
After being introduced to the barol
and hearing the case, the captain III
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