New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-08-22
THE TALK OF THE DAl.

THE IALh UT luE Ddxs
As Il We were not having enough trouble with strikes
and lockouts, here comes "The Toronto world,'
calling the United States an international bully"
a "swashbuckIer Nation,' and diplomatic shark
This is really too bad. But grief Is mitgateA
nv the knowledge that nobody In Canada appears -
take the little bantam "world" at all seriously.
SCHOOL DAYS
Vacation days are almost gone
The children whove been running VIZ
Will all be gathered In
The teachers much 10 their regret,
Must study up square root,
And teach the struggling young IDEAS
The proper way to shoot.
III.
Vacations almost gone, alas!
And every child thinks this:
"What is the use of going To school
""'" 'e' Bonneville journal.
There is hotel In Switzerland that Is 900 years old.
but tho clerk hasn't yet learned to yell 'FRONT.'
A lawyer sent very heavy bill to woman whom
he wished to mary As Sne mae o s1ae '.f'e
TO show you how lucrative Is the profession OF
barrssT You can sge or IN wna'
Now that man named Brown has been found, who
find a man named Jones who spells his name
Joughnens,, and then put them on exhibition.
enlightened tolerance which distinguishes a consd.
cradle section Of the established clergy at the ene
other day at small country house, praised his hos
ssss butter and nom Fnrs nd qMfs w Hepd '1
lady The parson pulled sra lSnG iaf that
Dissenter and has married his deceased wlfcs
sister II II be the doctrine Of this worthy cleric
that no article DO lawfully used, In the production
wifc's sister has had hand, his life must be mainly
occupied ! should imagine. In investigating me
history Of his daily domestic purchases.-(London
Truth.
"The Boston Transcript" tells about queer little
lumber comp high in the hills. on one side OF the
road the mill, the other the rough board shanty
that served as lodging for the men. 1t was the
fororncst place imaginable, with great cracks where
every wind blew could rush In between the loosely
nailed blanks with rusty stOyepipe all askew, Dy
way OF chimney with a volcanic margin all about
tho door OF empty omatO-cans and CASTOR boots ana
such-likc rubbish with line stretched from tree u
free nappinc with masculine underwear in various
stages OF dilapidaon. And in large bold letters was
scravcd above the outer Of this cheerful apology
for domesticity, God Bless Our .Iome!'
matter, are getting a IN such nn m an
mind to take friends advice, ana began parution
suit Did you ever have anything to do with onel
o., l
sseher~And such suit virtually means division
Of the estate. doesn't Il a., ,..o.. and -.
nan-irec!sely-bctween the lawyers anu the
court Boston Courier
The August issue Ct " Humanity and HEALTH OF
this city, OF which Dr. Ella A. Jennings IS the editor.
&c fnu az articles which are both interesting ana IN
structiyo II IS devoted TO the physical. meh'ai
moral and spiritual health Of mankind. lbere
thoughtful article by the editor discussing ue ans VI
.be Rev Thomas Dxons "Cure society" Dr Henry
Chase OF ST. Louis, talks about political economy
end IN the Chldren's Department. Dr. Jennings gives
some sound instruction to the little ones
THE CROW HILL SCHOOL.
1t seems like adream TO me now now Jill III" "'eN
p,ournnr our way TO the district school through the
our homespun suits we're OF black sleeps WOOL panta'
looms, Jackets, and al a.. .,a., cr,,ers, hide
oa e TOOK turns in the winter at cutting the stove
Twas an exercise we detested, but made the best
Tho sHboolhousc was old and shahy from the petnss
The class was out Of the windows It awful hard to
Tho desk was whitfield by knives Of boys
rr,,,as te and ink spots thick on the
emf tha name Of my sweetheart In the lid of my desk
And t 2e schoomaser warmed my Jacket in the old
whorever we dsobeyed orders the ferrule came into
And Il ett sting behind it that lasted for many
The bows had fire list posted, the girls took turn
with the broom. 80 ,, A., -.
And event and garnshed with evergreen boughs the
walls OF the dingy ROOM ma, -
Every morning read in concert. ana hited our
voices high. -. -.
All firmly resolved to do our best to make noise or
When think upon those happy days 1t is like misty
might have In sleepy meadows bordering on laz,
stream ,,,
hear the tapping waters DER the smooth pebbles
Again am careless boy. and Jim is sitting by my
side A.,
Hush we are in the schooroom! hear the tapping
OF the masters rule. ,
lie * saving" order. want order here In Crow Hin
school !,-(Portland Transcript.
The Iron Hall order had sixteen supreme" o1cerA
Including surreme' Waterman; and vet It came
TO grief probably because 1T was not guided by su'
prcme slgacity
4 singular coincidence in connection with the Boz
den murder IS that the calendar pointer on inc
old fashioned clock at the residence in s"rond ~
stored on the Ath the date OF the murder. and sun
points 10 that date. The other works OF the clocR
are not impaired. but tick of the minutes and the
hours with usual regulariiy.-(Fall River Evening