The Pioche weekly record. [volume] (Pioche, Nev.) 1877-1900, 1892-01-28
A GRAND AFFAIR.
shier's Tin wedding An Occasion Of
mirth And an Event OF tina season.
The Right Kind of People.

witness the tin wedding ceremony of
John and Mrs. John. The solemn
though of-tin repeated words we're pro-
nounced before the loving and bashful
young couple by that impressive and all
inspiring parsonage, Rev. Travelingman
c. ]. .Boskowitz, who conducted the ser.
vices about thus:
'Is this John?' EYES," timidly came
forth from that individual, who was evi.
IDENTIFY trembling about the marrow
bones at the sight of so many people.
"Do you JOHN" continued the Rev.
Father with relentless solemnity, 'take
this young-hold on John
take hold ct her hand; now John,
do you take this young and
most charming individual whose
right hand you have often squeezed to ;
jelly and still so press with loving ten.
derness;to obey her and so FORTH" at this
point it was noticed that John was en-.
deavoring to make response, but his
emotion was too great. no sound was
heard above the now aggtated tones Of
Boskowitz, which had begun to cate
chise the other contracting party. 'fDo
you Laura take this man John, to
love him, ETC., by the grace Of the great
horn spoon and this glorious assembly.
pronounce you man and wife-give me a
kiss"
Have you ever been in . party of
unmarried and married ladies and gentle.
man, among whom there is not one
crank to put damper on your fun;
crowd whose whole aim is to
avoid criticizing. and have . royal fine
time in the dignified manner, so natural
to refined people! If SO. then you know
something of the real enjoyment had at
Shier's wedding. The elegant supper
was served informally to all, just where
they happened to be when the gong
sounded. Champagne and other varie-
ties Of liquid refreshments were served
in room set aside for that purpose.
The presents, too numerous to men.
tion, would literally fill an ordinary
room, and through the carefulness Of W.
j. Dooley, there were no two articles
alike.
The following impromptu poem. which
the occasion called forth from Mrs.
George s. Sawyer. is good specimen of
that layd's quick wit and certainly be.
longs with the evenings proceedings.
What in the world can be the matter:
Such rush and .nch o clatter
Some are singing, some are chatting.
And the tins keep such rsttling,
All! surely there must be just cause,
For all this frolic. song and noise.
But let memory backward glide.
And we see fair young bride, ,..= 8.
Waiting. for her own true knight,
Just ten years ago tonight;
And now we gaze upon her face.
We scarce the lines Of care can trace.
We almost think she's just as young,
As when her married life begun,
And with her true knight standing near,
She feels that she has nsught to fear,
For if some grief is hard to bear,
He always takes the largest share.
And round the town It's hard to find
A jollier man. or one more kind,
Than he who says to bacherlors old
Plese don't stay longer out in the cold,
And as l look around I see.
Tokens of love, one, two and three.
Little cares and blessings great.
May the number reach to eight.
And for long, long years to come,
May sorrow enter not your home.
And in cloudy, as in pleasant weather
May you always pull together.
And always feel as young, and gay.
As just ten years ago this day.
After enjoying other readings. singing,
ETC., until an early hour. We all went home
thanking the Gehova I'VE were still in
it" and that fortune had afforded rs
an acquaintance with Mr.. and Mrs. John
Shier u
{. The Carson News Of recent date
prints the following: Last Saturday the
Dunsmur News--that's McGinty,s. paper
was refused admission to the MALE on
account Of the obscenity of the following
lines: "
"a woman was' IN the washroom Of
one Of the Pullman's taking . bath,
naked as Eve before the fall. and she
made no effort to pull down curtain"
The worthy P. M. must be some rela.