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Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-10-17

She was little Cambridge girl, and
not very well acquainted with school
discipline. One day she was discover
whispering, and the teacher sent her
to another room to mediate upon the
enormity of her offense. When she
was again permitted to join her class
mates, the teacher asked, What were
you saying to the girl next to you
when I caught you whispering? The
little culprit hung her head for mo-
ment and then replied, I was only
telling her how nice you looked in
your new dress. Well, that-yes-I
know-but we must-the class in
spelling will please stand up.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-10-17

I guess L represent one of the queer
est industries known in the country,
said VIM. Barker Jones Of Hampton,
Va, at the Albermarle hotel. Our
house does nothing else but put up
deviled crabs. I believe there are
more crabs in the James river and the
Hampton Roads than in any spot on
the face Of the globe. We sell 200, 900
a year, and that is only a 1.-THE of what
is caught. Day after day every year
from May to November, crabs are
taken out of the roads by the thous-
and, and there seems to be no dim
mutton of their number.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-10-17
LADIES' COLUMN.
THE WIFES EMPTY PURSE.

''I never have five cents for post
age stamps without asking for it,"
The speaker was young wife, who in
her girlhood earned regular wages as
a seamstress, and when married found
her financial position changed. Eben
held the purse strings and made plen-
ty of money. But new machinery
was often needed; improvements
must be made; hired hands cost a
good deal, and so no allowance was
ethought of for the wife who had the
position of "nurse, seamstress, house
maid, cook - with the added duties of
motherhood.
ssI always have a lump in my throat
when [ ask for dollar,o she said,
'sand used to go to his pocketbook
for spare change, for at the marriage
service he said, with all my worldly
goods I thee endow' But when little
Tom began to steal pennies because
he wanted something and could not
get it, began to wonder if I had done
wrong and the sin was visited on him. !"
It was sad contrast, the little moth
er's tender conscience, with world of
trickery and knavery.
Nowhere is this lack of pocket mon
ely felt SO much as among farmers
wives and daughters. Many of them
go from positions in the city, teach
ers, typewriters, saleswomen, with a
regular salary-a good cook can earn
her $14 MONTH.
She marries a young farmer, and with
all her life before her decides to be his
helpmeet and money saver. How they
work and struggle to pay off the debt
on the farm, to get the necessary i'm
provements made! But when the fight
is partly over, sometimes the young
wife has feeling Of envy on Satur
day nights, when her husband pays
the 'shands'' who have worked for
him, and has not a dollar for her; for
she knows that they have been fed
while she has served that they have
slept while she lost hours of slumber
with the precious babe in her arms,
and that they can buy clothes that
she would feel it extravagant to wear.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-10-17

The success of Chamberlains Cough Rene
dy in effecting speedy cure Of colds, Group
and whooping cough has brought it into great
demand. Messrs. Pontius & Son, of Cameron,
Ohio, say that it has gained q reputation sec
ond to none in that vicinity. Jas. M. Queen,
of Johnston w. Va, says it is the best he
ever used. B. F. Jones, druggist, Winona,
MISS, says: "Chamber1ain's Cough Remedy
is perfectly reliable. have always warranted
it and it never failed to give the most perfect
satisfaction so cent bottles for sale by H.
c. Pierce druggist
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-10-17
Applicant for insurance-ssNo, sir;

Applicant for insurance-"No, sir;
I neither drink, chew nor swear.
don't go to the theater or attend balls,
and have no evil associates. I am at
home always at 10 o'clock; am Sun
day school teacher and my morals are
above reproach. I never had days
sickness in my ife." Agent-"That
is an extra, extra hazardous risk,
young man, and we can't take IT'D
Applicant -" What!' Agent ssNo
The good die young, you know"
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-10-17

ELECTRICT BITTERs.-This remedy is becom-
Ing SO well known and SO popular as TO need
special mention. All who have used Elec-
trio Bitters sing the same song of praise
A surer medicine does not exist and it is guar
anteed to do all that is claimed Electric Bit
ters will cure all diseases of the Liver and
kidneys, will remove Pimples, Boils, Salt
Rheum and other affections caused by impure
blood.-Will drive Malarial fevers.-For cure
of Headache, Constipation and Indigestion
try Electric Bitters-Entire satisfaction
guaranteed, money refunded.-Price scots
and $1.0o per bottle at H. C. Pierce's Drug
store.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-10-17

1t is plain fact that twenty per cent of the
deaths in our larger cities are caused by con-
sumption; and when we reflect that this ter
ribIe disease can be forestal'ed by DR.. Bulls
Cough Syrup, shall wecondemn the sufferers
for their ignorance.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-10-17
An argument results from the col
lision of two trains of thought

was disguised with the learned doctors
after swallowing their costly medicine in vain
for over year for the relief of catarrh in my
head, when cured myself by using six bot
ties ofSulphur Bitters. My wife is now taking
them for nervous debility--Abiel Garter,
Parker House Boston.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-10-17

BUcKLEN's ARNIcA SALvE.-The Best Salve
in the world for Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers
Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, letter, Chapped
Hands, Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Erup-
tions, and positively cures Piles, or no pay re-
quired. 1t is guaranteed to give perfect sat
isfaction, or money refunded. Price % cents
per box. For Sale by H. c. Pierce.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-10-17

Would you ride on railroad that uses no
danger signals? That cough is signal
of danger. The safest cure is DR.. Woods Nor
way Pine Syrup. Sold by all dealers on a
guarantee of satisfaction.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-10-17
To PR0V S 2sE m EA5Hh u

On and after October I, 1891, we give every
person selling our medicine the privilege "a
selling six bottles for $500, and guarantee
that in case it docs you no good you can
receive your money back. Read guaranty
with every bottle. We claim 10 cui Dya-
pepsia, Headache, Sour stomach, Heartburn,
kidney Complaint, Neuralgia Bistr 90 after
eating, Palpiration of ths Heart, Coiic, Ner-
vousness, Loss OF Sleep, Dizziness, Irregular
Ity Of the Appetite, Pleurisy Pains, Bluat,
Constipation. And why viii 10 cure? Re
cause it is Relaxing, Purifying, Snathinr,
and Healing. It Is compounded from the
purest roots and herbs, free from Alcohol
or Morphia. It is harmless TO the smallest
child; children like it, and st is far superior
to Castor Oil and all other preparations
Call for Groder's Botanic DyeDegpsiR
Syrup. None genuine unless bearing our
trademark, the Beaver.
THE GR0DER DYSPEPSIA CURE COMPANY.
WATERVIJ.LE. nIAyNE.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-10-17
DENTIST AT CRAFTSBURY.

Dr. G. II. Fuller, Surgeon and
Mechanical Dentist.
Ether, chloroform. May o's vapOT,
vitalized air and laughing gas Civ
en- for the painless extraction Of
teeth.
All work warranted. Office ~
residence, so. CraitsbuIy,
DIR. G.. II. FULLER.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1892-12-05

There Is on exhibition in the gallery OF tho
Grolier Club. in East Thirty-second street. q
series Of line engraving that is interesting in
illustrating the beginnings and tho achieve
ments OF the art In the course Of nearly 400
years. The exhibition. which was opened
with very entertaining and clever lecture on
Some MASTERPIECES OF Line Engraving" By
Mr.. Frederick Keprel. will close on Doc 20.
Starting with some specimens OF Italian
"nielli" OF the fifteenth century. experimental
prints taken from the engraved plates before
concludes. chronologically. with specimens Of
the work Of William F. Marshall Of this city
and William Sherborn Of London. the only two
living artists represented.
Several very rare and notable plates are In
cludcd. among them the celebrated Gray
haired Man,. MaSson's portrait OF Brisacier
inter Mignard. one of the four reputed MASTER
pieces of line engraving.
There are three examples OF the work OF
Albrecht Dnrer. whose fame as an enGraver Is
not dimmed by comparison with the works OF
!Atter-day artists. and several fine plates OF
Mare Antonio Raimondi. who worked with
Rubens. Nisscher Edelinck. the Drtvets.
and Bnrtolozzi arc among the earlier
men who are represented by interesting
plates, There are three proofs. too. OF liaf-
opening OF the present century. there are i!ne
examples OF Durand. Charles Burt. late Of
brooklyn. and Gnilard who died in 1SS7. and
than whom no one has left more beautiful
products Of tho BURN.
ranger. Monsignor, Pic. and Sister Rosaiie are
among the most delicate and beautiful in tho
collection. which mum Ders about l2O proofs.
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until thousands Of outraged visitors reburs for them
next year.
"from now iii tho close Of the Worlds Fair the
criminal element OF the world the ontcasts OF Europe
and the dumpings of American penitent'sries VIII
drift 10 Chicago The present condition only pre-
cursor OF what shah have unless drastic pro-
ventivs measures are taken Immediately"
1t is very unpleasant. of course. but what
can Chicago do Ask tho Governor to call a
meeting of the Legislature or directly to
ask the President for troops to preserve
order and to secure to Chicago republic
can form OF government aud protection
from sandbaggers and masked road agents
Chicago has had no scruples about asking
the United States for money. Will she not
expect an efficient police force from the
samo benevolent institution? 1t Is ono
thing to blood your visitors. but sandbag-
ging them and picking their pockets are
operations oil too rude for tho Worlds
Fair crowd. Meanwhile robbcr-ridden ana
popgun-carrying Chicago. full OF goosciiesh
and tremor, will receive tho sympathy OF
oil friends of the unfortunate.
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nrsHor K1aakn nkrLnss.
He Says that Certain Statements BY Father
Corrigan Arc Unmltlgated Falsehooas.

He Says that Certain Statements by IathoR
Corrigan Arc Unmitigated Falsehoods.
To THE EDITION OF THE suN-Sir. Will you
kindly publish the following in your valuable
paperp
Last night read In THE New YORK Bun an
article OF the Rev. p. Corrlgan. copied from tho
Freemaa's Journal OF Nov. 80. Among the false
statements contained therein. such as that
presided every year over the German Con gross.
Il never presided over any. although. even II I
had done so. 1t would not DO crme-and that
cited Mgr. Doane before the Diocesan Coun-
ell to stand an examination in the rudiment
questions Of moral theology. there Is ono
false statement calculated to give much scan
dial to both Catholics and non-Catholics. viz.
Archbishop Corrlgan and Bishop Wigger
were not on speaking terms for years."
] pronounce this statement an unmitiGated
falsehood There never was time whom they
were not on speaking terms. As to Cahensly-
ism. since that seems to be the Rev. L. Corri-
Ean's nightmare. allowing him no rest by day
or 10y night. 1 may say for his comfort. and for
that Of others similarly afflicted that shortly
nfter Mr.. Cahcnsly's petition to the Holy Father
became known. the Leo Home Board Of New
York. Of which have the honor to be Presi-
dent, issued circumstances. signed by all the
mcnt was entirely uncalled for and unjust to
the american Episcopate. This document was
sent to Mr. Cahensly.. received by him. and its
receipt acknowledged. W M. W!GqER.
Bishop OF Newark.
SETON HALL COLLEGE. SOUTH ORANGE. Dec. 3.
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"MY OWN GOIE,RNOR."
The Defeat Of Harrison HAS Upset All the
Political Plans OF senator Quay.

PHILADELPHIA. Dec. 4.-The defent OF the
Republicans in the late fight has knocked a
good many Of tho plans Of Senator Quay and
his lieutenant. David Martin. into smithereens.
or even worse than that For nearly eight
years Senator Quay has beeu anxious to have
a man In the Governors chair whom he could
regard rs his own NANNY own Governor"
as it was expressed in tho pattison- Delamater
contest. To secure that prize. one any United
States Senator who takes an active interest in
politics might like to have. Senator Quay d.
rected that George Wallace Delamnter be
nominated for Governor. Then the people
decrecd the election of Pattison. tho time not
having yet arrived for Pennsylvania's Senator
to have y Governor all his very own.
POSSIBLY, il Is not trHe that senator Quay
would Just like TO know how it felt to have a
NOT sd S 10 Ss
chosen in Pennsylrania. But: all the, same.
Sn ,ss S2tsn or efSng OF Nay @
leeder Chairman OF the Republican state
COMMITTEES. was practically without contest
confident that Quay can not nominate him
that ho has taken himself out of the contest.
and will not b. H entered III the rae" at n IT,,
licutnnantS turned down two years ago, will.
il, ~ probability; have the llei to himself
defeat Of Harrison. Hero the Hon David Mar
tin would have been suriemc had he not failed
iidcnt was the Old Ward Combine OF Martins
elocting Harrison. that it parceled out the
offices Of Sheriff. Comptroller. City Treasurer.
Register. Recorder, und Mayor for three years
in advance Of tho election.
elected next November. Wilinm d. Aher m.
Secretary of tho Republican City Committrr.
was the only candidate mentioned. Magis-
day preceding the III RESIDENTIAL election. Tho
day succeedin: the election both names wero
sronged or the slate.
Tho day before the election Senator Grouse
had no opponent tor City Treasurer to 10
elected In November 1891. and Senator PEN
rose WAS slated Tor Mayor ut the election to
he hold in February. 1870. So oyrrwhnl mngly
disastrous has tho, defeat Of Harrison been to
tho combine OF which David Martin MAS tho
supreme Boss. that not one OF thes" four
names will even go before the Convention.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1892-12-05
Faith Cure.


From the chicago navy Tr'bnn'
YES" said the man In the m ackintosh. light
marknble cases ever knew. rheumatism for
twenty-five years. Both shoulders Had to be
fed like little child. Arms had hung helpless
ever since, first knew him. No use OF them
"And he was cured without medicine 2?
asked the man who had his feet on tho table.
Entirely without medicine"
"Or iiniments?" inquired tho man with the
SLOUGH hat
Or liniments either"
And recovered the use OF his arms In one
momentr' observed the man with the goggles
on. tncredu!ous'y.
"In one moment. as II by miracle"
I've heard OF such things remarked tho
cumstances OF strong mental excitement.
wasn't III"
Yes"
Thought 80. He was induced to believe that
he could be cured II he only made the effort.
W" suppose 50. Something OF that kind,
"Thrn there's nothing strange about IT, ING
history of medical practice Is iull OF slrn
cases It was only an instance oil what '"e'
No" said the man in III" mackintosh. re-
| hectiyely. you could hardly en- u NAY, me
| cure was effected hy II rnnn VINO me, MN on \
| lonely rond and said. Hgid w your hahoA'
And he he'll! then! up
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1892-12-05

mated directly on the basis OF the gun do.
tachmcnts for the new armament proposed
~ tho Notifications Board Of 1886.
at twcnty.seven different ports and
points. with three relcfs for each
gun. should DO 4,96s men. Adding
the number OF artillerylnen. 52,2s6.
estimated as necessary for tho old-time
pieces, including smoothbores. PARROTS.
and converted rifles. deemed useful for pro-
tccting tho torpedo dcfcnces and for do
Tending minor ports. wo should have S7.2O4
men. But assuming that an enemy would
not attack n minor port we should still.
under Gen. ScHoF1ELD's calculation. need
about $4,000 men for the modern guns and
mortars of onr twcntyscven principal sea-
hoard and blackboard points. and the most
essential covering batteries OF submarine
mines might carry the forco to 10000 artil-
lcrymcn or more. Wo actually have about
%. 900 enlisted men for all arms combined.
With the gradual re-nrming Of the forts
the regular artillery may be somewhat
increased, but not much. Our traditional
policy Is to keep the army small. and for
more than ten years a proposal to add
to II 5000 men. in view OF the growth OF the
population and the resources. has invaria-
bly, been defeated in Congress. Even the
pending projects to reorganize the artillery
from five regiments into seven does not
call for single additional enlisted man. 1t
Is clear. therefore. that the great scaboard
States. like New York. which have so enor-
nous a stake In coast protection. must do
their part toward defending their harbors.
And after all. the founders OF the republic
based their doctrine Of very small stand
ing army on q proportionally large trained
militia. What the soaboard States now
need to do is to take care that their por-
tions of that trained militia shall be skilled
in what to them is one Of the most es-
sental Of all duties. tho manning OF their
coastwise forts.
So important has this duty now become.
with the increased power OF modern armor-
clads. that at a recent session OF Congi ess
bill was introduced to establish under Fed
eral supervision a seacoast reserve OF artil-
lery regiments which were to form. never
theless. n part Of tho National Guard Of tho
respective States. Liberal as was the pro-
posed appropriation for this purpose. far
better plan is the one now taking form in
New York. which Is wholly State under
taking. Like the naval militia. the heavy
artillery reserve should be organized and
governed wholly under tho State by its
Legislature, as part OF its National Guard.
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1892-12-05

| In the early part Of this year. the Sccre-
| tary OF the Treasury issued q very important
| order to Collectors in our lake ports that only
| American citizens should DO employed as
| sailors upon American vessels engaged IN the
| lake trade. It had been ascertaincd that thou-
sands OF allen sailors. mostly Canadians wero
employed upon these vessels. that they were
| constantly violating our laws against SNUG
Cling. that their practices frequently broush1
about COMPLICATIONS which might DO proVoca-
tive OF trouble between the United states
and Canada. and that in case OF war on the
lakes their experience and knowledge wonld
he scrviccable to the enemy
Tho order OF Secretary FOSTER was OF OK.
cccding Importance in patriotic sense. anu
also In q business way.
In accordance with It's terms. good many
Canadian sailors were discharged from tho
service Of our lake marine: but 1t was soon
found that the order was difficult OF ENFORCE
ment. ns tho alien sailors resorted 10 sunter-
fugcs in order to keep their places. ana MS
they wore favored by ship owners ana cap.
tains for tho reason that they could DO hired
more cheaply than Americans and wero more
familiar with the lake service In consequence
OF the opposition OF certain parties TO tho en-
forcement OF the order. 1t has never boon
properly carried out.
This order OF the Treasury hos now been
virtually nulliGed by Judge BUM OF the Dis
trict Court OF the United States. through his
instructions to the jury in a case brought be-
fore him In Chicago. Capt. LANDanAF OF the
vessel Ida Keith sailed from Port Huron In
Michigan to n Canadian port: he there had
trouble with his sailors. whom he peremptorily
discharged. and thereupon hired In Canada a
crew Of alien sailors to take the Ida Keith
back to an American port. The case was
brought before Judge BUM In Chicago last
Wednesday upon tho charge that Capt LAND
GRAF had thus violated the Alien Contract law.
and the Judge promptly instructed tho jury to
render verdict OF acGuittaL In giving his
opinion he said that 1T was not the Intent OF
Congress whom 1t enacted tho law In question
to prohibit tho employment OF alien sailors
for service upon American vessels plying on
the great lakes"
This is judgment Of exceeding gravity. not
only in it's relation to the law which he inter-
| preted. but also in its bearing upon the order
| issued by the Secretary OF the Treasury. 1t Is
probable that the case will be carried to a
higher court in the name OF tho American
seamens Union.
We learn from Washington that 1t 10 Score
! tary FosrER's purpose to ask Congress to
enact u statute upon the subject which will be
in accordance with American interests and
provide for the better guardianship OF our lake
frontier.
Tho questions involved are worthy Of tho
attention OF Congress-
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StOp this Nonsense:

General DIAz Is now President of Mexico
fer tho fourth time. under the possibilities
OF tho Mexican Constitution. Hc has held
Mexico in his grip for tho last ten years or
more. going out OF Office when tho law re-
Quired and coming In again irrcsistibly as
soon a the door was ngain opened.
Mr.. CLEVELAND had not been elected two
dnys last November before some people
volunteered to make him the DIAz OF tho
United States. A correspondent OF tho
EeD York Times nominated him for a third
term. beginning in 1906. Tho same view
has leaked through the cracked brains Of
various Western cranks. 1t appeared only
. few days ago In letter to the 81. Paul
Daily Globe. 1t indicates q change in some
OF our fellow citizens from being American
Democrats to simple followers OF par
ticular statesman.
This ursetting OF the normal sentiment
is largely caused by the inclination Of GER
tain Democratic politicians and journals.
that ought to know better. to cultivate tho
notion that Mr.. CLEVELAND as President Is
singly and alone the fountain and the hold
oil Of party expectations and desires; that
the waters OF party inspiration trickle from
no other source. and that all other members
OF the organization to which he has had the
honor and good fortune to belong ore mere
bricks for his trowcl
General DIAz has been a patriotic and
useful power in the unorganized. partly
civilized. and badly governed community Of
Mexico. He hopes one day to make Mexico
like the United States in prosperity and
order. But to reproduce his role here. in
tho person of any American statesman
whatever. 1t would first be necessary to
Mexicanize tho United States.
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The Power OF the Machine.

Wo arc once moro reluctantly COM
PEELED to dissent from conclusion reached
by the Nep York Times.
'The curious ambition OF Mr.. EDWARD MURPHY Jr, to
represent the State of New York in tho Senate OF
the United States is by far the sr!l
that has bnen Afforded in this state OF tho power OF
machine In potics."
This is somewhat inaccurate. The most
striking instance that has been afforded In
this State OF tho power Of the machine in
politics. is the fact that under tho leader
ship OF Mr. EDWARD MURPHY. Jr., the
Democratic organization carried New York
for the Hon. GROVER CLEVELAND by nearly
fifty thousand majority; notwithstanding
the circumstance that the Hon. GROVER
CLEVELAND was not the .i,Su choice Of the
New York Democracy for President.
That Is far and away the most striking
instance that has been afforded in this
State of the power OF the machine in
politics. and let nobody forget 1t.