The Russellville Democrat., 1892-07-28
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 THE ACTS OF TAE APOSTLES.
Being a Series aT Fpizfges from One affhe Fleet to The HIGh Priest. Me
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CHAPTER II

CHAPTER IL
 And t came to pass in the fourth year and the last of the reign of | Benjie, king of the land of Tnkie- ! psalm. that the Claytonians better known as Hamites, raised a great cry. yea, an exceeding loud cry that did resonnd throughout all the land os AYAansaw, and Clayton said unto them
 s.IIearhen. 0 musty relic Of a once exalted tribe Let us arise even as { one xaaB and cast the shaekles of the { children of Jefferson from us and Z res1 ore tkis i'll favored land unto it's rs1htfal rulers and it's pristine glo- TT -n. hare not the children of { Jefferson had dominion over this land mil they have established an exceeding pure government, so that it ma6eth us, the children of Ham, { to even stink ia our own nostrilss ] How caa we endure this longer. my I peop.es Is not our most exalted god Mephsstopaeles Beelzebuh, who hath led us through the river of Salt in lines past 6s-74l, and delivered us feom the hand of the Jetfersoni- 1 ans. through the virtue of the stuff el baAot hox.--ls he not able to de- liver us even DOW from the iron hand Of this mighty peopleg
 And all the Hamites cried out with one voice, and il was like unto 1 the sounds which doth emanate from . cattle ranch ia the silly night. ] 70, Clayton. live forever (but keep l vour alarmed mouth shut while you ITio b-eathe,) We fain would do Ihis 1 thing-vea, ronld have done it long since, but thou knowest that we are as sheep without shepherd, and as go. without goatherd, for we have no leader save thee, and when ever Shy name IS uttered, the people aig atway begin 10 puke. Now. ma Ger. we beseeeh thee, keep mum in this campaign. but dictate 10 us incoe, as | were, and we will do thy ! bidding IS il the past. 'Tis said.
 Then sad CiaEson and while he 1 snake venom most vile did proceed ont of his mouth. 7Tis we'll Now, let us call unto as a leader to deliy- CT IS out og thls bondage. Bat. let Us take heed whom we choose lest he be one not in sympathy with the Patent PuivaFizers, for ye. know that they he flesh of oar flesh and bone of our bone, aud whatsoe'er we do mus needs be seconded by them or hoaes are fa e And let Us choose a man whose words and acts are in accord win those of the P. P's. and pe-chanee we may yet reap our re ward
 ea sholad the lot fall upon Isra- el. the F. F. naught care we,-for the lownTall Of j sffsrs0n is what we ara in it for. Now, my children, go 10, I press the button-you do the rest
 And strats htway they set about ] for to choose a lender, and 10. Will lthe Wh.ppoorw;ll. of the City of Ro- ses, was chosen. And Clayton wax cd an-rv and was exceeding wroth because of the thing, but lest it ere ate dissen sion among the Harnites, he di WlhAoid a.s wrath. Now, Clayton and the Whippoorwill were much ' q oa5 with one another. ] But he commanded hat it be not written ia a book, neither spoken of until the los be cast and the back townships heard from, but behold the village sewing society heard of the thing and that day i. did iT un to the usteTTost pa ts Of the land.
 And they stroYe to present a bold front unto the enemy, but in the camp al WAS confusion and tnInuIt. 50 that the faithful few did quake for feae And some of them wept and cried out saying, .Yerily have our hopes gone ID the spout. As failure, this man Clayton is out of si ghf. and hancef0rth our name shall he Dennis, while the Jeifersonians are s iy in t. Let us hie away and HaersAee ourselves unto the Jer- sev mosquito, for our day is past
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