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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-11
PAPA WAS THERE.


anu Which Sahe he Hhe AC-
ceived with Open Arms.
Mr. Daniel Charters is one of the best
farmers in Essex. He is good father.
and since recent episode he has been rec
ognized as a clever amateur detective.
For some reason or other his fair young
daughter favored the attentions of young
man, and she chose to keep the fact Sc
cret.
Her papa, in his quiet way, allowed the
usual amount of hayseed to remain in his
hair while he got all the facts in the case
Of his daughters secret love affair. Then
he kept secret eye on her, and thus dis
covered that they were to elope on q GER
tain night.
Accordingly, as darkness came on, he
took seat at the window just under that
Of his daughters room. She had been par
ticularly lively that day, and so had her
father. She laughed and joked with him
good deal, and he in turn laughed and
joked with her.
The shades Of evening came and the
moonbeams fell athwart the potato patch.
Altar In the woods the owl booted and
across the sky some dark clouds scooted.
Up the lane came Reginald Vane, and he
paused at midnight beneath the window
Of his rural sweetheart.
The old man reclined on the floor near
the window under which the eloper was
crouching. While in the state OF crouch
the young man was seized with fear and a
horny hand, which shut off his breath.
Then the gallant foated in at the window
head first. accompanied by few moths
md HAND Grv,,1u ottooho1 RI tha
story back of his trousers.
The farmer then gave the young man
into the charge of his son and got outside
the window. He had just got outside, and
crouched well down, when he heard his
daughters window gently open. Then he
heard her say:
Reginald, dear, is that your"
Eyes, darling, Reggie is here. Hasten
before the old man wakes and catches u.s."
replied her papa. in hoarse whisper.
"Well, here, catch this" said the daugh-
ter, casting out bag.
"All right" said her papa, catching it.
"Now what shall dor"
"Just hang by your arm and drop. 1t
won't hurt you, dear"
Eyes, will. But you must look the
other way"
"All right, will"
She dropped into her fathers arms,
screamed and then they went into the
house. The father asked for an intro
duction to the prisoner, and then fixed him
so firmly in a rain barrel full of water
that he remained there the rest of the
night and a portion of the next day.
Neighbors were brought over to look at
him while he was on exhibition in the
rain barrel, and at noon photographer
appeared and took his photograph. The
eloper was then released and allowed to
leave the farm in peace.
The daughter is still on the farm max
ing cheese. Blade
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-11

attracts the attention of every property
holder in this city. But when DR.. Frank
in Miles, the eminent Indiana specialist,
claims that heart disease is durable and
proves it by thousands of testimonials Of
wonderful cures by his New Heart Cure,
it attracts the attention of the millions
suffering with short breath, palpitation,
irregular pulse, wind in stomach, pain in
side or shoulder, smothering spells, faint.
ing, dropsy, etc. A. F. Davis, Silver
Greek, Neb. by using four bottles of Dr.
Miles New Heart Cure was completely
cured after twelve years suffering from
heart disease. This new remedy is sold
by A. G, Ireland, ir. Books free.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-11
Didn't Want 1t Read.

Norman Mcleod was once preaching in
district in Ayrshire, where the reading
of sermon was regarded as the greatest
fault of which the minister could be guilty
When the congregation dispersed, an old
woman, overlooking with enthusiasm, adj
dressed her neighbor: "Did ye ever hear
onything sac gran9 Wasna that ser.
mon?"
"Oh ave." replied her friend sulkily,
"but he read it,"
Read itp' said the other, with indignant
emphasis, II wadna hae cared If he had
whustled ."-Exchange.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-11
The best thing to do
COPYRIGHT 1881

The best thing to do
is this: when you're suffering from
Sick or Bilious Headaches, Consti-
patton, Indigestion, Bilious Attacks,
or any arrangement of the Liver,
Stomach, or Bowels, get something
that relieves promptly and cures
permanently. Don't shock the sys-
tenn with the ordinary pills get
DR.. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets.
They're the smallest, for one thing
(but that's great thing), and the
easiest to take.
They're the best, for they work
in Natures own way mildly and
gently, but thoroughly and effec-
lively.
They're the cheapest, for they're
guaranteed to give satisfaction, or
your money is returned. You pay
only for the good you get.
What more can you ask?
But don't get something that the
dealer says is "just as good" 1t
may be better for him, but it's
pretty certain to be worse for you.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-11
Financially Embarrassed.

A large manufacturer, whose affairs
were very much embarrassed, and who
was overworked and broken down with
nervous exhaustion, went to celebrated
specialist. He was told that the only
thing needed was to be relieved OF care
and worry, and have change of thought,
This doctor was more considerable OF his
patients health than of his financial cir
cumstances. He ought to have advised
him to use DR.. Miles Restorative Nervine,
the best remedy for nervous prostration,
sleeplessness, dizziness, headache, i'll
effects of spirits, tobacco, coffee, opium,
etc. Thousands testify to cures. Book
and trial bottle free at A. O. Ireland, f. g.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-11
Notice for Publication.
Homested No. 1892.
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. M, [
Oct. 5, 1892.

Oct. 5, 1892.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing-named settler has filed notice of his
intention to make final proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register and receiver at
Santa Fe, N. NJ, on November %, 1892,
viz: Priciliano Garcia for the e q sw d,
W ! Sc Sec 80, tip. 25 n, Is Q.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon and
cultivation of said land, viz:
Felipe Mestas, Jesus NJ. Duran, Felipe
Garcia, Pablo Garcia, of Taos, n. NJ.
Any person who desires to protest
against the allowance of such proof, or
who knows of any substantial reason,
under the law and regulations Of the in
terror department, why such proof should
not be allowed, will be given an oppor-
tunity at the above mentioned time and
place to cross-examine the witnesses of
said claimant, and to offer evidence in
rebuttal of that submitted by claimant.
A. L. MORRISON,
Register
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-11

Reader, have you passed the meridian OF llleE
Are Your joints getting stiff, your muscles ana
slnews losing their elasticity? Are you troubled
with lumbago? Are you, in short in daily or
occasional receipt of any of those admonitions
which nature gives to remind people that they
are growing old? If SO, try course Of Hostel
ter's Stomach Bitters, a most Genial and agree,
able mitigator of the infrmities of age rapid
promoter of convaescence, and an enectual
gestion, sound sleep, hearty appetite freedom
from rheumatic twinges, are among the penlgn
fruits that spring from the regular and persistent
has received the unqualified sanction of the
medical fraternity Give it the fair trial that It
deserves, aid you will be grateful for this ad-
yin
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Yes, she's awfully afraid of the cholera.
She is?
Yes; she keeps me sitting in the hall on
hour, when call upon her, before she
permits me to be admitted to her pre-
sence in the parlor.
Dear me! What is that for!
It's sort of quarantine, you see.
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Notice for Publication.
HOmeStead NO. 3JJI'
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. NJ,

LAND OFrioh NJ JANA ~ -'' -'N''
Oct. 5, 1892.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing named settler has filed notice of his
intention to make final proof in support
of his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the register and receiver at
Santa Fe, N. NJ, on November %, 1892,
viz: Felipe Mestas, for the W "A,
ne Isw ,sw ne INV Sc a,
sec 20 to. rs Is e.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon and
cultivation of said land viz:
Preciliano Garcia, Jesus NJ. Duran, Fe-
ipe Garcia, Pablo Garcia, of Taos, N. M.
Any person who desires to protest against
the allowance of such proof, or who
knows of any substantial reason, under
law and the regulations of the interior de-
partment, why such proof should not be
allowed, will be given an opportunity at
the above mentioned time and place to
cross examine the witnesses of said claim
ant, and to offer evidence in rebuttal of
that submitted by claimant.
A. L. MORRISON,
Register.
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Bats Are Costly, Too.

When the base ball players have ceased
toplay,
AS they do at the coming of the autumn
sere,
The ball they certainly put away,
But the bat they stick to throughout
the wear
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-11

Mistress Ito new housemaid)-Now see,
Mary, this is the way to light the gas.
You turn on this little tap, so, and then
apply the match, so. You understand?
New Housemaid-Yes, ma'am; quite
ma'am.
Mistress (next morning)-Why, what a
horrible smell of gas! Where can it come
from? We shall oil be suffocated!
New Housemaid with much pride)-
Please, ma'am, what shall do next? I've
made all the beds, and busted the room,
and turned on all the gases ready for the
night, and Boston Globe.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-11

Governor l. Bradford Prince, Prof. Hiram
Hadley, Elias s. Slower, Amado Chaves,
Prof. P. J. Schneider,
Supt OF Public lnstruction....Am Chaves
HISTORICAL.
Santa Fe, the city of the Holy Faith OF St.
Francis, is the capital of New Mexico, trade
center, sanitarium and Archepiscopal see.
An Indian Pueblo had existed on the site pre-
vious to the 18th century. Its name was
O-ga-pho-ge, but it was abandoned
of Santa Fe was founded in 1906, it is there
fore the second oldest European settlement
still e1tant in the United States. In 1904
came the first venturesome American trader
the forerunner of the great line of mer.
chants who have made traffic over the Santa
Fe trail, worldwide in its celebrity.
CITY OF SANTA FIX.
The city lies in charming nook on the
west side of the Santa Fe range and is shell.
tered from the northern winds by spur Of
low hills which extend from the mountains
west as far as the Rio Grande 1t lies in the
center of the valley at the mouth of a pictur-
esque canon, the chief entrance to the Pecos
National Park, and through which runs the
Rio Santa Fe, beautiful mountain stream,
uhflllR llS JlS6 III Lu0 DdIlId L z IdLRc VI
mountains. Its elevation is 6,868 feet. It's
populatinn is 1850. It has good schools and
churches. There Is an excellent system of
water works. The city is lighted with gas
and electricity. It has more points Of his
toric interest than any other place on the
North American continent. Land may be
purchased at prices to snit the rich or the
poor. Five acres in Santa Fe or vicinity
will produce more than can be produced
anywhere else in the world. Our markets
are close at hand and we can successfully
compete with any other locality. Since the
first fruit tree was planted in the Santa Fe
valley there has been but one failure in the
fruit crop. What place, what country can
approach this recorG
PUBLIC INSTITUTIONS.
Among the more important public inst.
tutions located here, in spacious and attrac-
tive modern buildings, are the q. 8. court
and federal Office building the territorial
capitol, St. Vincent's sanitarium, territorial
penitentiary, New Mexico orphans training
school, st. Vincent's charity hospital, U. s.
government Indian school, Ramona memo
rial institute for Indian girls, st. Catherine
Indian boys training school, Fort Marcy
barracks, st. Michaels college, Loretto acad.
envy, Presbyterian home missions industrial
school for girls, New Mexico deaf and dumb
institute, New West academy, Catholic
copal Presbyterian, Methodist and Con-
the archepiscopal residence of Archbishop.
B. Salpointe and Bishop P. L. Chapelle
and many others, including first-class hotel
accom- modations and several sanitary in.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-11

Druggist No, Mr.. Van Guzzler' we
cannot sell you drop of liquor.
Van Guzzlor Can't have anything?
Druggist (confdentially)-We l might
let you have a little cologne.
Van GuzzIer with dignity)-See here,
Mr.. Beatle may be drunkard, but l
am no dude.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-11
The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.


Mrs. Hicks-What do you want to take
this sensational paper for? You've said
dozens of times you wouldn't have it in
the house.
Hicks-I didn't know but your mother
m light like to read the cholera news. I'll
ST op it when she goes home.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-11
An Embarrassing Delay.

"I-er-I d-didn't bring the ring to-
night" he said in an embarrassed tone.
why, Henryl Why not?" she asked
in severe tone, and with reproachful
look.
"Well-er--the fact is-er--the other
the other girl who-er-who had it hasn't
-er-hasn't sent it back yet."-Harper's
Bazaar.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-11

Wife-Why don't you hurry and get
through shaving, Georgef It's almost
church time.
Husband-I can't, Sarah. You'll have
to go to church without me. You see, I've
been using some Of that new hair tonic on
my face, and before get one side finished
the whiskers have grown out on the other
side. -Pharmaceutica Era
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-11

To Mr.. 8. Tudor Judd:
DEAR SIR-Kindly accept inclosed check for
Sl.50, in payment Of your poem, "A Water
Lily" which appeared in No. 3,l06 of Fudge
With thanks for your contribution,
EDITOR FUDGE.
Fudge:
SIRs-Please find incloscd P. o. note for two
dollars, for which send me to address below
twenty copies Of Fudge No. 3,l08 Yours, etc.,
S. TUDOR TUDD.
Brooklyn Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-11

Precilla-I really think should like to
marry Will Winthrop.
Prunella--Would you? Well, expect
that he will propose to me this evening,
and to oblige you I'll refuse him.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-11
One Good Turn Deserves Another.

Fellow Passenger-Pardon me, your
necktie has been sticking out for some
time. refrained from telling you sooner
because those young ladies seemed SO
much amused.
Farmer-Thankee; an the oil from that
lamp has been droppin on that light over
coat O. yourn for the last ten minutes, but
every one seemed SO tickled that hated to
spoil the fun.-London Tit-Bits.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-11

Proud Father-We've had twins in our
family on two occasions. You can't beat
that, sir?
Little Man twho hadn't spoken before)-
Well, | don't know about that. My wife
presented me the other day with triplets,
and three of kind beat two pair, don't
theyi-Life.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-11

A fine head of hair is an indispensable
element of beauty. Ayers Hair Vigor
maintains youthful freshness and luxur-
ance, restores to faded and gray hair its
original color, prevents badness, removes
dandruff, and cures scalp diseases. 1t
.-i.roa narfect satisfaction.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-11

Summer is late this year, but it has
come at last. A dealer in house fuel, not
having been able to clear out his stock,
has posted on his door the following notice:
Good firewood for the summer season,
giving out very little heat" - Intran-
sigeant Illustre.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-11

Clubberly-Didn't you call on Miss Pink
erly the other night in your new suit9
Tutter-Y Yes, why do you ask9
Clubberly-I met her the next morning
and she was SO deaf she couldn't hear a
word said.-Clothier and Furnisher
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-11

sand then Alexander sat down and
mourned because there were no moro
worlds to conquer" said Mr.. Phillips,
who was telling stories to his boy.
"Pohp' said the boy. "Why didn't he get
n boat and discover American"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-11

Toto stands in ecstatic contemplation il
front of an india rubber warehouse.
Mamma, say, what's that?"
"That is divers costume"
"Oh, do buy me one, nanny dearp'
"What forP"
"For when you wash mel'-Exchange
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-11
Little Johnny on,.Teachers.

Whenever teacher takes chewin' gum
away from anybody she keeps it, but II
she takes knives, she gives 'em back arter
school. I'm glad she can't chew knives.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-11

Act on new neutrality-suspicious. the
liver, stomach and bowels through the
nerves. A new discovery. DR.. Miles
Pills speedily cure biliousness, bad taste,
torpid liver, piles, constipation. I'm
eQualled for men, women, children.
Smallest, mildest, surest 80 doses, Is cts.
Samples Free at A. @. Ireland's.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-11

"Jane, who was that man with whom
you walked out last EVENING""
"Please IN, my twin brother"
"But he's not a bit like you"
"You know, ma'am, we are step twins,y.
--Ulk.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-11
But did you catch anything !?

When catarrh attacks person of scro-
fulous diathesis, the disease is almost sure
to become chronic. The only eflicacious
cure, therefore, is Ayers Sarsaparilla,
which expels scrofula from the system
nd the catarrh soon follows suit. Local
treatment is only a waste of time.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-11

Take Simmons Liver Regulator to re-
move the bile, clear the head and restore
dinaation
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-11
Going Ahead Of the Paragraphists.

The paragraphists make all kinds of
fun about girls turning the lamp down
low when their lovers come to see them.
| never do it.
No?
No, put it out.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-11

Simmons Liver Regulator has never
been known to fail to cure all liver dis
eases
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-11

So simple set always etficacious in all
bilious disorders is Simmons Liver Regu-
lator.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-11

Twenty Years Experience.

c. D. Fredricks, the well known pho
tographer, 77oBroadway, New York, says:
81 have been using Allcocks Porous
Plasters for twenty years, and found them
one of the best of family medicines.
Briefly summing up my experience, 1
say that when placed on the small of the
back Allcock's Plasters fill the body with
nervous energy, and thus cure fatigue,
brain exhaustion, debility and kidney
difficulties. For women and children l
have found them invaluable. They never
irritate the skin or cause the slightest
pain, but cure sore throat, coughs, colds,
pains in side, back or chest, indigestion
and bowel complaints"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-11

The annual monthly values will show the
distribution of temperature through the
year.
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Too Much strain on the stom ach.

Sophie is badly troubled with dyspep-
STA.
That's because he is SO gullible.
What has that to do with it?
He swallows everything
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-11

She-So it was d short love affair.
He-Yes. His family produced him.
introduced him. She induced him. But
her father traduced him, and that was the
end OF it.
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ScOrned u Lie.

Jones-Been fishing, Ell?
Brown-Yep; never saw such beautiful
scenery
Jones--But did you catch anything?
Brown--Of course not. No one but a
brute would take one of natures spotted
darlings away from such scenery as that
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-11

Hunted Down.
Pauline--I was engaged to man
named Smith once.
Perdita-What was his first name!
Pauline --Joh
Perdita-Heavens | was once engaged
to him myself.
Both (sobbing Then he must have
been untrue to both Of us.
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4 MODERN HOTEL.
OPEN THE YEAR R0UN[
LOW WEEKLY RATES.
DRY. COOL AIR.
CONSTANT SUNSHINE.
MEDICAL HOT SPRINGS.
HUNTING AND FISHING.
HEALTH AND PLEASURE
The Land Of Sunshine.
YOU SHOULD VISIT

NICHOLSON
Nearest application
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TERRIronlAL Board OF EpucArIoN.

Governor l. Bradford Prince, Prof. Hiram
Hadley, Elias s. Slower, Amado Chaves,
Prof. P. :. Schneider,
Supt. of Public Instruction. .Amado Chaves
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-10-11

Santa Fe Is distant from Kansas City $50
miles; from Denver 1888; miles; from Trinidad,
216 miles; from Albuquerque, IS miles; from
Deming, 3l6 miles; from Ell Paso, $40 miles;
from Los Angeles, 1882 miles; from San
Francisco, 1881 miles.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1892-07-15
A Sensible Letter.

Some female lunatics in New York
started club called "Ths frankie
Cleveland Influence Club" and they
wrote to Grover acquainting him OF
tho fact. He wrote a letter which
closes as follows:
1T is impossible for us to approve
the use of Mrs. Cleveland's name III
the designation of clubs designed to
do political work. We trust you Will
not underyalue our objections, be-
cause it rests upon the sentiment that
a name now sacred in home circles,
as wife and mother, may well be
spared in the organization and oper-
alton of clubs created to exert polltl-
cal influence. Yours very truly,
GROVER CLEVELAND.
Pity a man who could write So
much sense as that isn't sound on the
silver question.