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Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-08-18
OUR BUDGET OF FUN,
HUMOROUS SAYINGS AND DO
INGS HERE AND THERE.

Jokes and Jokeiets that Are Supposed to
Have Been Recently Born-Sayings and
Doings that Are Odd, Curious and
Laughable.
Eagle River review. [volume] (Eagle River, Wis.) 1890-1927, 1892-08-18
ILL CARRY VESSELS.
EANS OF THE ONTARIO SHIP
RAILWAY COMPANY.

y Doubt OF the Feasibility of the Scheme
"a the Minds of Those Who Are Inter-
estcd in lit Will Save 500 Miles OF
Tortuous Navigation.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-07
Stopping a Nuisance.

A little pantomime performance which
was seen on an express train rushing into
New York Sunday evening is worth re-
cording. A young woman had opened
her window, to her enjoyment, but 10
the evident annoyance Of young man
seated directly behind her. There was
much dust and cindFs, and his light
clothes and fresh linen got the benefit OF
all there WIS. He submitted to the
shower for few seconds. then took 2
folded newspaper and held 1t in front o.
him and close to ne side of the sar. SO
that all the cindeS that came IN were
blown directly against the neck of the
girl. She edged away farther and far
Their, but uselessly, for q perfect cloud
Of dust and cinders settled all over her,
instead Of flying back on those behind
her. as the open window nuisance has
the right Of precedent to expect.
She finally could stand it no longer
and put the window down, whel enpon
the young man, having accomplished his
object, shook ont his newspaper and
quietly pursued his reading of it. while
two or three passengers behind the pair
exchanged glsnces Of amused satisfac-
tion.-Her Point of View in New York
Times.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-07

An English gentleman met an Ameri
can traveller in France and spent few
days with him in Paris. When they werr
parting the American admitted that he
had cleaned ont his purse and must per-
force remain in Paris until he could get
more money from home. The English
man lent him twenty louis, and the
American In return gave his watch as
security, taking at the same time his adj
dress on a card. The cynic will sur
mise that the watch turned out 10 be
worthless. but. so far from that. it has
been valued at above thirty pounds.
Possibly the owner Of 1t mislaid his
creditors address; he has never repaid
the money or reclaimed the watch
London Truth.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-07
Tn In q Balloon.

There IL . good deal to be learned
from balloon accidents" said the Emil
nent Person, although l am by no
means sure that we shall learn it."
The height at which the balloon was
when the accident happened has been
variously computed" the Journalist
said, "but 1t seems to have been higher
than the top Of St Paurs cathedral, ac-
cording to one computation almost
double the height So one can imagine
q little how terrible the fall must have
BEEN
IL should like to be at that height
above London occasionally" said the
poet; zone could realize the unimpor-
lance of . lot Of unimportant things so
much better. When men appeared to
mo to be the size Of the ordinary house
fly. difference Of income, for instance,
would seem to be too small to be worth
consideration. We know how high
above the earth there is q breathable at
mosphere; wonder how high one would
have TO go before one lost cne's sense Of
social status
"You can do that without going up in
o balloon" the Ordinary Man observed.
mix with your superiors. and you are
bound to believe in social equality. Mix
with your equals and you'll still be
proud"
"And If mix with my interiors;"
Now. why take impossible cases?"
said the Mere Boy genially.-Black and
White.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-07

If you wish TO take the trip Of q life
time, purchase the low rate excursion
tickets sold by all principal lines in the
United Sta les and Canada via the
Northern Pacific railroad to Yellow
stone National Park, Pacific coast and
Alaska.
The trip is made with the highest de-
gree of comfort in the elegant vesti-
buled trains of the Northern Pacific
railroad, which carry dining cars and
luxurious Pullman sleeping cars from
Chicago, st. Paul and Minneapolis to
Montana and the Pacific coast, without
change, and special Pullman sleepers
from st. Paul and Minneapolis to yell
lowstone Park.
The scenery en- route Is tho most
magnificent to bs found in the seven
states through which the road passes.
Beautiful mountains, rivers, valleys,
lakes and plains follow each other in
rapid succession to delight the tourists
who will also find interest in the xgri-
cultural. mining, numbering, industrial
and other interests associated with the
development of the great northwest.
The GROWING glory of the trip
through the northwest, however, 10 the
visit to Yellowstone Park, the land of
hot springs, geysers and gorgeous can
ons. and TO Alaska, with its endless
ocean channels, snOwcapped peaks, In
dian villages and giant glaciers.
If you wish 10 investigate this sugges-
ton further senG to Charles S. Fee,
general passenger agent, n. P. X. R.,
st. Paul, Mimi, for copies of tho hand
somely illustrated "Wonderland" hook,
Yellowstone Park and Alaska folders.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-07


Mr.. Gunther, in his work on Tho
Study Of Fishes" states that the only
species of Ash in which the mother takes
any care If her offspring are Of the genera
Aspredo and Solenostoma. But | have
seen the common catfish guarding her
young In the most devoted manner; IL
may. however. have been the male, but
don't believe il. Ii was IN July. 1882.
and l was on the west shore Of Long
lake, In the great northern wilderness Of
New York state. The catfish had got
her young fifty or sixty in the school l
should say) into little bay SO shallow
that her enemies could not swim in it.
The young catfsheqAwere very small in
deed and looked hike little tadpoles.
Whenever anyone of the little fellows
vensured into deepish place he was
sure to DO seized by some large fish, the
large fsh seemed to be perch and there
were half dozen or 30 Of them.
Every perch that came near was at
tackled by the mother fish and driven
back several feet or yards; but when
ever the mother fish turned to go back
70 her young one or more OF the
perch would bite her. Her caudal fin,
or tail. was torn to pieces. l watched
the battle for some time. The old cat
fish was getting the worst Of it. and
when / left she was making brave but
losing fSht. One by one her offspring
were picked of, the perch occasionally
rushing into the shallow water close to
the school Of the young fish. do not
know whether my observation is the
only one OF the kind or not.-Exchange.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-07
Storage House-Furniture Repair

w. f. shattuck 4 Co., 205 South
Division street, wish TO announce to
the public in general that they are
about TO open store house which will
be completely equipped for the pur-
pose il 10 to be used. In connection
with their storage business Shattuck II
Co. will make = speciality Of uphcl-
stery and furniture repairing, full
and complete line of pushes and tap
estry being carried for the purpose.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-07
HurtaI Perutts

Raymond Dove, age / year, No. 81
Stocking street, Greenwood. George
l.. Emery. age 20 years, No. 202
Gold street; Fair Plains. Minnie VI.
Brooks, age rs years. No. 2S6 Thomas
street. Valley City. Nancy Stephens,
age 81 years. No. 80 Dudley place: In
dianspolis. Lillian Young, age 20
years, No. ls3 Fifth avenue; Three
Rivers Mich
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-07
Muaical Recital.

Miss Maud Hughes, assisted by Mrs
NJ. +. DAVIS and 3 mandolin and banjo
club, will give musical recital al
Hartman's recital hall, Thursday, DC.
toher IL
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-07

joan l. Steenmsa 10 caiia G. Hsyey,
part u lots 5. and 7. h0icone
HeGrs A Lsaent ~ Hearg A Hsrner.
lot 81. J1efs sun .-..--.-..t.---..-.-. 10
George h. Lewis % Merits ;. C00k. ioE
Il hs 8. IsaaFest add 10
Estate 81 L0re1k1 \. DEM 20 Aie1-
aei Van Ntftra1erx. t9l :. D. I. Gard
Dofs AID, sparta .--..-..-.--s. oot
essEss K u alcott @ EitIa Denisea- "
4esr les ak 5. village II cpsrta-- ~
Lester I. LAM acre ~ George k0eiois.
lot |. bx /. Campbell & tnders0ods
Jerome DlekeFsoa 70 John Lotus. ace
ne Of sec 1. SoIoa ....-.-.--..-..-...--.-- ~
Gavin h. Mower 10 Franz e.. HoAs
l2ad. 4 a 50 - Of sec .. BOVINE. l.1ut
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-07
DIED.

RRO0kS-October :. at her home. No. -;
Thomas street. Minnie BROOKS. aged rs years,
months sad Is dsys. beloved daughter OF J
e. Brooks
Funeral today ~ D. m. from the residence
RPUY-At the residence OF her parents
No. ltl Vest Bridge street, MsrRurits Ethe
eaiy daughter Of Mr. snd Mrs. William Mur-
phv.
The funeral wa held az Grsttan wednss-
das.
p. q. Clergyman. funeral director. No. 3
fau1fain
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-07
Cabinet Makers. Attention.

A mass meeting of cabinet makers
will be held in Germania hall, Front
street. Friday evening. October z.
Messrs Mcbride, Gill and other able
speakers will address the meeting. All
furniture workers are requested to At
tend. The Committee.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-07
Sleeper to INDIANAPOLIS

via c. & w. NJ. and &. c. c. & st. l..
Railways, is still running from Grand
Rapids every night except Saturday, at
1888. and will continue to run until
further notice.
GEORGE DEHAvEN, G. P. A.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-07
BOokkeepera

Please remember that Barlow Brothers
have moved and are now ready for
business at No. and Z Pearl street,
zone fight. Look I'D your orders for
blank books and give US chance to
figure. Telephone l79, two rings.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-07
D. @. II. & NJ. Change of Time.

Monday, Oct. the new time card Of
the ID. G.. H. & VI. railroad will take
effect. Night express which formerly
left at 1905 =. m. viii leave At II 2. m.
No change on other trans.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-07
Ohio Peoples Tenth Annual Elk.
cur9iOn

To Cleveland, o., over the l.. 8. & NJ. g
railway from all stations on Kalamazoo
division, Tuesday, October IL. 1892
one fare for the round trip. Ticket,
good to return for thirty days. Fol
sleeping car accommodations call on
James Campbell, city t.cKet agent, c,
5. Rogers, depot ticket agent.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-07
First-olsss Travelling on First.
class Trans

Il what passengers experience Who 60
East from Fort WAYNE VIA Pernsvl-
vsnls snort Lines. Fast trains daily,
on which you mar enjoy svery COM
fort railway ssleoce nss inysnte6 u
rake tr4veirg riessnre ADDRESS
I. u. BasA~a., :. r. A., Detroit. Msch.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-07

Mss Nellie Buckley will give her fall
opening at her millinery parlors, No. 2
North Division street, Thursday and
Friday, Oct. s and I.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-07

Remember the cabinetmskers mass
meeting IN Germanis hall Friday
evening.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-07
Low Rates, Special Tram,

For the Ono Peoples tenth annual ex-
curnon from all points on Kalamazoo
division TO Cleveland, o., October H.,
1892.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-07

Remember the cab,netmakers mass
meeting in Germania hail Friday
evening.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-07

Remember the caoinetmakers mass
meeting in Germanla hall FRIDAY
evening.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-07

Remember the cshinetmskers nsss-
meeting IN GerBsnia hall Friasy
evening
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-07

1905 was the lucky number that
drew the Gold Coin cook stove at Van
dervsen h Witmsn's store by Mrs. J.
Dykstra, 236 Sheldon street. city.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-07

Remember the csbiustmskers mass
meeting IN Gsrmsnis hall Friday
evening.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-07

meeting in Germsnis hall Friday
evening.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-07

Remember the csbnetmskers macs
meeting in GermsnIa hall Friday
evening.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-07

Remember the cabinetmakers mass
meeting in Germania hall Friday
evening.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-07

The Date of Ohio Peoples Excur-
sion
To Cleveland. O., e October II, 1902.
special train viii leave Grand Rapids
VA the Lake Shore " Michigan : nth
ern railway 81 p. m, arriving ia
Cleveland at $50 on the morning Of the
l2th. Fare for the round Trip only
Ss.l5.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-07
Rcal Estate Transfers.

elizabeth sesgmliler 70 Looriis X.
htsaop. part 20 lats aud 70. BAT
Hethrook add a
red u. Mis- sud Alice "a Johnston
o. Ninfsia Nriane md wife : LOT
81 hk 4 Nils add -
MARI Rams 81 Charles +. Norton and
wife. .et rs b L. parters adj
Levi = Prcvin "a John l.. Stsannsn
part " OTIS 3 5 sad :. Heicame 4 But
lars sab ...........-.........
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-10-07

TIE following 10 Use Of the msrrisgs
licenses Issusd since set published. With the
ssmss. residences rhen outside It's stT sad
sxsss the parties
Los Angeles herald., 1892-03-10
Little Notes Which Were Picked Up
Yesterday.


Officer Mcclure yesterday morning
arrested Eliza Rice, aged IA, On COM
plant of her father, who charged her
with being incorrigible. Eliza and her
elder sister have frequently been COM
planned OF to Officer Wright. A deputy
sheriff was detailed last evening to
arrest the sister on bench warrant
issued from department five of the su-
perior court.
Ralph Rogers was the defendant in a
battery case before Justice Austin yes
terday afternoon. David Carr was the
complaining witness and charged Rodg-
ers with hitting him over the head with
a chair. Rodgers was discharged.
Gregory Blattner. alias Fraley, was
arrested by Officer Harvey Davis late
Tuesday night tor disorderly conduct on
San Fernando street. The prisoner re-
sisted, struck the officer over the head
with club, and had to be beaten into
submission. He demanded jury trial
yesterday, and the case was set for next
Saturday, the officer having charged
Blattner with battery.
The case against Contractor D. F.
Donegan, who is charged with main
tanning nuisance, was called yesterday
in Justice Owens's court. About forty
witnesses were present. The case was
continued until March Goth.
The preliminary examination ofNWil-
liam Bonner, charged by William
Rooney with assault with a deadly
weapon, was held before Justice Owens
yesterday afternoon. The evidence
was very conflicting. Bonner was held
for trial in 81 800 bail.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-03-10
SANTA BARBARA.
News Notes ane Gossip From the Chan
f1al Cifu

News Notes ane GOSS1p r rom the Inan-
mel City.
Special Correspondence to the HERALD.
SANTA BARBARA, March 8.
Two runaway delivery teams and a
saddle horse ended their mad fight on
State street yesterday. The street was
filled with vehicles, but luckily the wild
animals steered clear of them, and no
accident occurred. Three runaways in
a single day is not bad for this invalid's
town, and it wasn't good day for run
aways, either.
Last evenings train brought over 100
passengers to this city. VI
The steamer Los Angeles arrives from
the north this evening, and the Corona
leaves for the north tonight.
President Hill, of the Great Northern,
and party arrived on the noon train yes
terda in the private car Manitoba.
Judge w. B. Cope, who has been
attending court in San Bernardino some
three weeks past, presided in the superb
or court yesterday.
The suddenness of Santa Barbara's q
climatic changes is remarkable. Yes
terday and day before the weather was
most beautiful, while this morning the
city is overhung with heavy fog.
The Press this morning gives the L.
LUsTRATED HERALD very neat editorial
comment. 1t classes the edition as "the
handsomest special number ever issued
from a Southern California newspaper
Office -
Los Angeles herald., 1892-03-10
A POPULAR ESTABLISHMENT.
The Wine and Liquor House Of
w, Y, Newlands,

gratifed at the large business his cosy resort is
doing. at 252 and 254 New High street. near
Temple, and just opposite the court house
best known men in the trade, and as he has al
ways been known to keep nothing but the
purest wines and liquors, it is but natural
that when he started in business again he
would meet with success. He formerly had a
place on Commercial street. and latterly kept
the st. Charles hotel. He has been in Los An
geles thirteen years. and his name is guar
antee of his goods, which are the very best OBJ,
tainable. They are straight from the bonded
warehouses, and are never adulterated MIR.
foreign or domestic wines and liquors at short
notice, and guarantees every article sold in his
hOuSe
Los Angeles herald., 1892-03-10
$1.OO

If you pick up the New York Herald,
the World, the Times, the Evening Ex-
press or any of the leading newspapers,
you will find the large dry goods stores
devoting the major space of their adver-
tisements to silk fabrics showing that
they are much in vogue and are being
worn. We have been informed that one
firm alone employs 35 men in selling
silk effects. We desire to call your at
tention to our silk, velvet and plush
stock. It will mean a saving to you and
an opportunity for us to display our
beautiful selections.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-03-10
THE All CHOW CASE.
The Burbank Assault Case Comes Up
for Trial Here.

The Burbank Assault Case Comes Up
for Trial Here.
Yesterday Ah Chow was on trial on a
charge OF assault in Judge Smiths
branch OF the superior court. According
to the complaint All Chow, who, with a
number of section hands was under the
direction OF section boss named NJ. J.
Shea employed at Burbank, was charged
with committing an assault on Shea. 1t
was alleged that he had struck Shea
with track gauge. ]. Marion Brooks
appeared for the defense, and Deputy
District Attorney Diehl and William
Fitzgerald appeared for the prosecution.
The following jurors were selected: Ira
G. Barron, R. Barber, H. Cleveland,
Charles Forester, j. W. Clymon, John
@. Hutton, A. Joughlin, J.. G. Lehtier,
William Pierce, A. f. M. Strong, G. G..
Warner, S. Washburn.
Marcus J.. Shea testified with regard
to the assault, and number OF Chinese
friends of the accused testified in his be-
half. The case will probably go to the
jury today.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-03-10
COURT NOTES.

Little Items Picked Up About the
Court House.
G., w. Marshall was sent to Whittier
for year as an incorrigible by Judge
Shaw yesterday.
Judge Smith made citizen out of
Joseph La Berge Of Canada, yesterday.
A force of workmen were engaged in
putting the new furniture into Judge
Wade's court room yesterday.
Frank Guerraro acknowledged the in
evitable and plead guilty to charge of
embezzlement before Judge Smith yes
terday. He will be sentenced on March
10th.
Valentine Alvarez AN incorrigible boy,
was sent to Whittier for five years by
Judge Smith yesterday.
Deputy Sheriff Hugh O.. Melvenon of
Yavapai county, Arizona, is in the city
on visit to Sheriff Gibson.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-03-10
BAD LITTLE BOYS.
They Fire Of Revolvers and Are
Arrested.

Arrested.
A couple of 10-year.old dime-novel
heroes got themselves into mess last
evening.
Little Perry Dosch, one of the team,
in spite OF his youth has already
achieved the reputation of being an ex-
tremely tough and reckless mite OF
humanity. His mother, who lives at
No. 235 sSouth Spring street, has been
unable to control her hopeful son, and
he has become the leading spirit in
mischief OF gang of scapegraces who
usually assemble in Mott alley for all
kinds of deviltry. Ms. Dosch told the
boy to remain at home while she at
tended to her affairs. As soon as she
had turned her back, however, Perry
made his escape, taking with him sew
eral dollars which he had stolen from
his mothers purse.
At about half-past five O'Clock a
stranger approached Officer Fowle on
Main street and told him that several
boys were making the vicinity of Third
and Los Angeles streets unsafe by firing
revolvers in an indiscriminate manner.
The officer went down to the corner in
dicated, and there captured Perry Dosch
and Henry Cowberry, each armed with
22-calibre revolver and loaded down
with fifty rounds of ammunition. Be-
fore being caught the young rascals gave
the policeman hot race.
Fowle took the boys to Mrs. Dosch's
rooms, where Perry's mother asked the
officer to take her wayward offspring to
the police station and lock him up for
the present. Cowberry was allowed to
go to his home No. 125 East Third street,
inasmuch as it appeared that the pistol
he carried had been presented to him
by Perry, who had bought the weapon
with the stolen money. When Perry
was brought into the station he most
mechanically implored Judge Rean
not to ''cast him into dark dungeon"
his manner showing familiarity with
yellow-ba literature.
Mrs. Dosch intended to bring action
against the Tufts-Lyon Arms company
for selling revolvers to the children, but
unfortunately there is no law by which
any punishment is provided for this
dangerous business.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-03-10
THE PATTERSON SUICIDE.
Coroner Weldon Holds an Inquest
Yesterday.

Yesterday.
Coroner Weldon yesterday morning
completed the inquest upon the body
of James Mcdowell Patterson, whose
death in Pasadena was chronicled in
yesterdays HERALD. The verdict was
suicide by morphine poisoning. Patter-
son was 27 years OF age, a native of New
York city, and lawyer by profession,
having been admitted to the bar in
Denver, Colorado. He came out here
in February of this year in company
party making their home at the Hodge
cottage, near the Painter hotel, Pasa-
dena.
At the inquest, DR.. Henry M. Field
testified that, when he was summoned
Tuesday morning, he found Patterson
lying on the floor OF his room in a COM
atose condition, little pool of blood be-
ing near his head. On the table were a
hypodermic needle and two vials, one
empty and one half full OF
morphine solution. The professional
nurse and valet were partially intoxi-
Gated and greatly excited. The doctor
at once sent for Drs. Bleeker and Hodge
to help him, and all possible efforts were
made to resuscitate the patient, but in
vain. Patterson died at 10 o'clock.
T. Z. Davies, valet and professional
nurse, swore that he had been with Pat
terson ever since last November. He
came out here with his charge in Febru-
ary. Patterson was suffering from ner-
vous prostration, and was weak-minded
from excesses. He was addicted to the
use of morphine and had to be watched
necessarily. He was in town few days
ago with one of his sisters and Davies
supposed he had purchased the syringe
and the drug at that time. Patterson
had often threatened to take dose that
would finish him.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-03-10

Mr.. Webster, the well-known dry
goods merchant of Pasadena, was in the
city yesterday, and with the assistance
OF some competant judges, examined
thoroughly the subject of pianos, which
resulted in the purchasing of an elegant
Cabinet Grand Chickering of the Day &
have lately made extensive additions to
their immense establishment, and with
a reputation for honest and durable
work OF the highest order. acquired by
an experience of nearly seventy years,
they stand as the leading piano manu-
ing' will hereafter be strongly repre-
sented in Southern California.