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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-02-05
BRIGHT BITS.

UsHRR tat the church door)-would you like
seat near the front?
Mrs. Seldomcome with some hesitation)-
N-no, thanks. good seat in the parquet cir
Gle viii do just as well,-Chicdoo Tribune.
MIsTREss-Norah, how does it happen that
hnd you idling away your time in that rocking
chair?
Domestic with languid maiesty)-rm not
idling, mem; am reposing; I'm a Delsarshean =,
mem. Chicago Tribune.
MISS sIMPLIcrTY-Don't you think Miss Coy
an extraordinary girl?
Miss Sneerwell-WeIli don't care to do the
girl an injustice by calling her extraordinary
but she's ordinary enough the dear only knows /
Smith, Gray 6 Co.'S Monthly.
A PROFESSOR in the medical department of
Columbia College asked one Of the more ad-
vanced students:
What is the name of the teeth that human
being gets lastY'
False teeth, of course. "-Te1ds Siftinos.
PHILIsrINE WFE-Your paperI isn't at all
amusing just now. But there. / must confess IL
week.
Journalist (much worried)-No, my dear. much
easier to be always dull and prosaic every
evening. --Pttleh.
REPORTER ito South Clark street Chinaman)-
John, have you heard of the rice trust?
Chinaman-Licee tlust?
Reporter-Yes A lot OF capitalists have got
a corner on rice. You'll have to paw about six
prices for 1t now. What have you got to say
about it?
Chinaman-Lats Chicago Tribune.
CHUM-That rich uncle of yours hangs on
pretty well, doesn't he?
Spendall-Indeed he does and here am head
over heels in debt.
what doctor does he have?"
None. He won't have a doctor"
My gracious! You must get him ont of that
notion or he'll never die."-Brooklyn Life
TOURIST (about to leave the hotel. examines
his bill. To head waterfalls the Attendance
included?
No. sir; that is left to the generosity of the
traveller y
But supposing I am not generous9"
Then, sir, it'll be 2 francs a day or 6 francs
for three days"
"Ah, then prefer being generous for once
here s a franc and half. journal AmuSqnt t,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-02-05
LACK OF Harmony in the Cabinet.

Lack OF Harmony in the Cabinet
In Washington there is an impression that
the present relations between the President
and Mr.. Blaine cannot continue much
longer. IL is admitted that there u lack
Of harmony between them. The President,
it is alleged, holds Mr.. Blaine responsible
for the ridiculous position in which ne was
/ placed by the sending Of his message 10 con-
| gress at the very time the Chilean minister
Of foreign affairs was writing an apology.
A story was printed in the Washington
/ Post Tuesday 70 the effect that a few weeks
ago at a dinner at the home Of Senator Hale.
Mr.. Blaine and Chilean Minister Montt
being among the guests, Mr..
/ Blaine denounced in the strong
est terms the determination Of
the President to deal hastily with Chile.
saying that the valparaiso Incl lent" was
not anywhere near so great an outrage as
was committed upon Italians in New Or
leans by a mob in that city, and declaring
that Chile had already offered an ample
apology for what had occurred in Valpa-
raise. He also declared, it is alleged, that
he wanted 1t distinctly understood that if
the President insisted upon further conces~
the policy of the administration. Accord
ing to the story Mr.. Blaine spoke with a
great deal Of feeling and created very de-
cided sensation, because it was known at
that time that it was the Presidents policy
to insist upon further concessions.
II the feeling between the President and
Secretary Blaine is what it is alleged TO be It
is difficult to see how the latter
can continue in the cabinet much longer. A
rupture of their friendly relations is likely
to occur at any moment. Indeed, it is PROB
able that the President would have made
an excuse for asking Mr.. Blaine to retire
from the cabinet before this if he had
thought he could do SO without endanger-
ing his chances for a denomination.
The Presidents friends are again setting
afioat stories to the effect that Blaine's
health is failing fast. They even go further
and assert that his mind is not as vigorous
as it used TO be. They relate instances Of
Observation-Disclosures and hint that he is no
longer capable of directing the state de-
partment with the judgment that should
character ize its management. All this, of
course, looks as if the way was being paved
for getting rid of Mr.. Blaine.
And it is probable that Mr.. Blaine is not
unwilling to retire. II the situation is
rightly understood what he seeks is an op-
portunity to get out Of the cabinet in such
way as will give to him the sympathy and
support of his party. That he is candi-
date for the presidential nomination of his
party there does not seem to be any reason
to doubt. He cannot afford to appear to
desire the nomination. however, because IL
he should put himself in that position he
would lose a great deal of his support.
What he wants is a practically unanimous
nomination, and it looks as if that is what
he is maneuvering for. A break in his rela-
tions with the President may reasonably be
looked for In the very near future.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-02-05
PERSONAL.
TIE Car Of Russia never shaves

THE Gar OF Russia never shaves.
Mas. CHRrsToPHER CoLUxBus' maiden name
was PslesteIlo and her father was an old sea
dog.
BARSEs GREELEY. the only brother Of Horace
Greeley. lives a quiet life on the old Greeley
farm in chautauqua county, near jamestown.
NY.
SENATOR DAVIS Of Minnesota collects relics OF
the first Napoleon He has many valuable
books, pictures and manuscripts bearing on this
subject.
SENATOR GoRMAx has habit Of reading in
bed. no matter how hard days work be has
performed.
Mr.. AND Mas. kUDYARD KIPLISo and Mrs. Kip
ling's mother and sister will visit the United
States early in the spring.
JUDGE HOLMAN, who is over 20, has two
favorite expressions. One is. 20 my. my"
and the other. This will never do; no. It will
never do"
EX-GovE McCLURG. once chief magis-
trate of Missouri is now the hard working and
metbodical register Of the United States land
office at Springfield.
Ma. GLADSTONE sat on the same bench at Ok
ford with Cardinal Manning, and says of the
can hardly be filed
REV. JAMES W. FORD, for more than half
century missionary in China, says he has
studied the Chinese language for fifty years and
has not yet mastered it.
Col GEORGE GARFIELD. cousin of President
Garfield and veteran of the civil war, died
Jan. IS Of grip. aged 81 years. He was once
left Tor dead on a battle field
Mrs. ROBERT GARRETT gave a reception in
Baltimore one evening last week at which free
birds were seen fitting about among the palms
and other plants used in decoration.
PRoF. CEccARELLI, the famous surgeon who
has been In attendance upon the pope Of late
denies the stories regarding the health Of the
pope, and says they are entirely false.
CAPT. GEORGE CALLAGHAS, an Englshman
who died few days ago In Valencia at the age
OF 100 years. was at one time a guard of Napo-
leon bonaparte on the island Of st. Helena.
CoNsUELo ANAsTAsIADEs young Greek from
Smyrna, Greece, has landed in this country with
100000 eggs for his uncle, who has started a
SILK culture establishment near Norfolk, Va.
FRANCIS III. DALE, a colored man, took oath in
Judge Broaddus' court, in Kansas City, the
other day, that he was 10 years old and had
fought under Washington in the revolutionary
war.
JUDGE BoTKIS of Kansas must have a pretty
full strain Of Celtic blood in him w. F. Right
mire of that state says in the Topeka Advocate
that while holding court at Ulysses Botkin re.
marked: Sam Wood has got to die before he
leaves this town."
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-02-05
signs of the Last DAYS.

Lieut.. G. A. L. Totten, professor of
military science at Yale University, has
again warned the public through the New
York Sun, Of the approach of the 'tlast
days" Prof. Totten's remarkable oalcula-
tions and predictions of something over a
year ago, which created so much interest
and not a little uneasiness by reason of
their logic, have not been forgotten. But
this new augury will not be- so widely
noticed and commented on, inasmuch as
people have become more familiar with the
prophet, and prophet without halo OF
mystery is never duly respected.
Prof. Totten confesses to a belief In as.
trology "in proper sense" and remarks
that Daniel and David were finished astrolo-
gers.
Reading the stars Tin proper sense" the
professor sees written a warning. The con-
junction Of Jupiter and Venus, which may
be seen any night after shutdown by look
ing over into the west, he believes to be a
sign of the coming advent.
The signs do not say whether or not there
will be war in Europe this year; but there
appears to be blood on the moon some,
where which must drip off soon. From his
knowledge Of terrestrial things, Prof. Tot
ten is assured that great war, shaking the
whole civilized world to its foundations, is
near at hand; but astrology fails to give
him the date. Europe, he says has been
looking forward to 1892 with fear for years
and it is just possible that this year OF
grace in which we now live is to be dis
graced by nations at the slaughter.
There is one grain of comfort for astron-
omers in the professors prediction. He
says Mars will be $4,000, 900 miles nearer the
| earth in August than the average and will
be in easy reach Of the great telescopes. A
good study of the old belligerent's face may
| then be made.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-02-05
The virtuous Lottery COMPANY.

The statement which the Louisiana Lot
terry Company makes. viz, that it wouldn't
accept an extension of its charter now If it
could secure it without the expenditure of a
cent. is very surprising one. The man.
ager OF the company, John A. Morris, says
that the company made the offer of 81 ,250,-
600 year for twenty-five years to the state
as much to help the state as to benefit the
company, but as there is so much opposition
to the company in Louisiana no further eff
fort will DO made to keep the company alive
1t is pretty safe Co say that the decision
Of the United States supreme court, shut
ting rlfe mails against the company had more
to do with the determination at which the
company arrived than anything else. With
out the use OF the mails the company finds 1t
extremely dif1icult TO carry on its business.
1t is doubtful IL the company could do
profitable business without the use of the
mails. 1t would be folly. therefore, for it
to bind itself Co pay the state Of Louisiana
81 $50. 900 year. When it made the offer
to do 80 it was satisfied that the supreme
court would hold the law prohibiting the
use of the mails for lottery purposes uncon-
stitutional.
The whole history Of the lottery company
shows that it has very little regard for the
interests of Louisiana. To those who know
its history Mr.. Morris card seems farcical.
1t Is not probable that the company will
attempt to obtain a charter in any other
state. As'the closing of the mails against 1t
is what causes it TO go out of business, it
would be no better Off in another state.
Now that the lottery issue is practically
out OF the way will the differences between
the two factions Of the Democratic party in
Louisiana disappears They certainly ought
to. There is no reason now why the lottery
and anti-lettery democrats should continue
at war with each other. IL one Of the state
tickets is not Immediately withdrawn there
will be good reason for thinking that there
we're other differences between them than
those growing out OF the lottery. To the
hundreds who have lived on the lottery
company for years the card of Mr.. Morris
must have brought feeling of profound
depression.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-02-05
INDEX TO NBW ADVERTISEMENTS.

decentralization Lodge No. Dc, T A. NJ.
SPECIAL NoTIcBs-Notice South Bound Rail
road Company: Notice. D. G. Gardner.
HIGH CLASS NEoKTIEs-Ealk Clothing Com.
pany.
MEDICAL-Dr. Cook, Surgeon and Specialist,
Marshall House. Savannah.
II You ARE A SOCIAL LIoN-B. II. Levy & Bro
AUCTION sALEs--Furniture, by l. D. LsRoche
e. Son; Damaged Goods. by r. Fl. Tatem; Con-
tents of Country Store, by ]. Il. oppenheim
g. Son.
LEGAL NoTIcKs-- Citation from the Clerk OF
the Court OF Ordinary of Chatham County.
CHEAP COLUMN ADVERTISEMENTS Help
Wanted: Employment Wanted; For Rent; For
Sale; Lost; Personal; Miscellaneous.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-02-05

Mr. Enloe's amendment to the rules of
the House. proposing that eulogies to de-
ceased members shall be delivered on Sun.
days, and only on Sundays, was promptly
evaded. 1t would be too much of an in
novation to hold session of a legislative
body on the Sabbath in this country for any
purpose whatever, and church people all
over the land would object. 1t may be true,
as Mr.. Enloe says, that the services are of a
religious nature; but in order that the pro-
ceedings might go on record it would be
necessary to hold a business session. and
such session on Sunday would be against
established custom and orthodox belief.
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-02-05

Carlyle Harris the convicted wife MUIR
derer, since the verdict was returned, has
been shown up in his true light as liber-
tine and INSCRIPTIONS rascal. 1t is pity that
the prosecuting attorney was prevented
by the rules of evidence from exposing his
black record during the trial. He deserved
to have all his wickedness exposed as we'll
as to be punished for the crime of which
he was convicted.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-02-05
Hill Not the Man.

From the Media CPd.) Ledger (Denl.)
Tariff reform must not be turned back nor
set aside. Gov. Hill cannot be permitted to in
troduce either his methods or his speeches into
the policy of the party. Mr.. Crisp and Mr..
Springer may, perhaps, be able to accomplish
something in the lines they have laid out,
though we doubt it, but Gov. Hill is not to be
relied on for the kind of craftsmanship the
country wants. The Democratic party must
win by deserving to win and not by means OF
republicans. New York may be content with
him as governor or senator. The union must
not be outraged by his leadership Of the Demo-
cratic party.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-02-05

Mr.. Edison. who is so fruitful OF electrical
Inventions to relieve the endorsements Of
the million, has strike on his hands. He
has an idea for bringing an army to terms
lets see if he will invent something to deal
with strikers.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-02-05
The Milk in the ooco anut.

From the Rocky Mountain Netcs (Den,.)
Senator Stanford's plea in favor OF the per
cent. loan on real estate scheme is explained
His bill does not exclude the subsidized railroad
companies from the benefits of the land loan
plan, as Mr.. Stanford's railroad company has
an immense amount of land upon which it might
borrow money at per cent This accounts for
the milk in the California senator's cocoanut
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-02-05

The Chicago Inter Ocean has printed a
caricature representing donkey kicking
against public opinion without labelling the
donkey democracy" This is more a sign
of the beginning of the end" than anything
Prof. Totten can find in the conjunction of
Jupiter and Venus
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-02-05

The McEnery faction of Louisiana demo-
crat have struck the floor with that kink of
a thud made famous by frequent mention.
The withdrawal of John A. Morris enter.
prise from the contest leaves them without
an excuse for existing as a faction.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-02-05

Tolstois genius has been enlisted on the
side Of the poor and his philosophy OF high
conception clothed in heroic language; yet
the peasants believe him anti-Christ and his
wife says only narrow-chested weaklings
are attracted by his teachings.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-02-05

Secretary Rusk will have something to
say to that grounding. lie cannot afford
20 have his improved weather" predictions
discounted; besides his constituents would
never forgive him for playing second fiddle
to such a creature
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-02-05

A sensational newspaper announces, by
means of type and nonpareil slugs, that it
has discovered case battling medical
science. The chief symptom is that the
patient "breathes like steam engine" The
chances are that the "sickn man had a
superb lag" and was sleeping it off, as
only superlatively jagged man can.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-02-05

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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-02-05

Poor Helen Potts Harris 1t was not
enough for brute Of husband to murder
her, but the newspapers must libel her
memory by printing pictures over her name
running all the way III likeness from the
Philadelphia Greek Goddess Of Liberty on
the standard silver dollar to the spook
priestess. late Of Chicago.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-02-05

Possibly 6o.OOO,OO0 people in this great
country, on an average of once day. make
use of the expression, rats" But Of all
these 60, 100000 rats" Gov. Flowers rodent
has been singled out for violent political
attack,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-02-05

Banker DilIs method of doing business
beginning without capital and redepositing
the money of his customers to his own
credit in another bank-shows how easy it
is TO dupe people who put implicit faith in
the poor banking laws Of Pennsylvania.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-02-05

The Grand Central hotel, New York, q
landmark with history bristling with SEN
satlon, has been closed. 1t was on one of
the stairways of the Grand Central that
Jim" Fisk, Jr., was killed by Edward S.
Stokes
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-02-05

The war minister of Brazil has resigned.
That does not mean that be has worked
himself out of job; they are still indulg-
ing in sporadic neighborhood wars down
there.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-02-05

CARA has postponed the overthrow Of tho
Mexican government until June. About
the ID would be good time, so Mexico can
have high water mark" date i'll June
al
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-02-05

The Cara hunters have discovered that
they are close on to his trail Presently
they will discover the Rio Grande that he
crossed.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-02-05

Thirteen New Orleans rice mills in trust
to control the rice market means about as
much as thirteen drops of water falling
into pail with the intention of running it
over
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-02-05
TIE "Mugw jumps" Are TN It."
From the GaIveston Me,cs Dem,

~ w . 70F7'' -'o1V' NDC"t'I'
1t begins to look as though the Hill machine
has gotten itself into box in New York
already. No democrat can carry New York
without the aid of men like Messrs Fairchild
Canda. Anderson, Grace, Condert and-the
mugwumps.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-02-05

The Blaine boom watching for an oppor-
tunity to smash the hat of the Harrison
boom is a sight for stock exchange on
May l.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-02-05

The decision of the committee in charge
20 house the democratic national convention
in a wigwam is probably q concession to the
Tammany braves
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-02-05

OF the 8-hour day, Representative
O'Neil objects to working overtime And
1873 other members are of the same way of
thinking,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-02-05

Tom Reed talks about the ship Of the
House sailing in sunny seas under its pres
ent captaincy, and whistles for a contrary
wind until be almost cracks his cheeks.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-02-05

Mr.. Post, who imagines that the third"
party can carry Georgia, wants to 3nd a
secondhand hole along the line Of some
abandoned political fence and crawl into it.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-02-05

Again the farmers alliance declares that
it is not political organization. But as
yet nobody has noticed cessation of its
political demands.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-02-05
Butler, His Book.
from the st Iouis Rep,,b,;

'V0F IIts oF' LUUtS IFtpUUIC.
The general inference from Ben Buffers book
is that tue only really and entirely praseworthy
person who has figured in American history in
the last forty years is Ben Butler himself If it
we're Otherwise no one would believe it was
really Ben Buffers book
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-02-05

Chinese women may now enter the United
States. All they have to do is marry an
American citizen. N. B.-There is NO need
TO call early; there will be no rush.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-02-05

The better part of a man will occasionally
assert itself. Rudyard Kipling is going 90
make his homs in the United States. Ho
has yankee wife