Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-11-09

W. ~ 6efore It's manhood learns the
~ =, - TAT. ragged and sassy as airy
N, chile ever Seed" rejoinsd
Nv vsakley dey looks" continued
80 '.-.,Irator. "Fallin away hOrriblel
,gs sIch sickly boys n all my born
Cbsstnuts IS what dey wants.
-. Is de- trouble. Boys always GIT
~. oB.ess dey eats suthin onto q
.ssI NJ ctestnuts Ia de fall.
-. Two ragmufins dropped their
-, turned pale and began to feel
ID wake aud crawl within them.
So bows. " says Voltaire impress
/, eli YOU want ter perwent dem var
Z, less YOU put fur de woods an MI
-.,s.i plum full OBJ chestnuts."
I'm chestnuts has worms, too, OBJ
tgd BIs0y.
Long now. Stay hum tonight an
q come rouu here fore tomorrow
n BE keer6e, nowl Eat all to-day
MEX tomorrow TO keep. You don't
10 me Ike boys Is who Is prepared
Ole"
Tbs palr obeyed and departed solemn
Nothing but chestnuts could save
sn from the worm that never dleth.
81 we're TWO very grave and earnest
that day cracking 0urrs in the
pys, OF BrothertOit manor.
Ps.O stared In CONSERVATION a. he
\ bls regiment disbanded.
yo,sIre winked with both eyes and
1,s.ed enormously.
lDont you ask me no questions,
,,6. saws he, IAN you won't have no
% complex your mind. l meant 20
re- d kitchen, ole ioks, young foxes,
90 scared of dem boys no, ha!
Eslzs swine to GID you conundrum,
Ha7
l.o 'st 20 VolAnte's tail, which he
,ono.ng. and pricked up MS ears.
Wtu does q young lady do when
don't want 20 marry her first hus-
'3p
. ahr.es her second. guessed Plato
s-.uUy.
P..o' TIE ashamed Of you. Dat
.l De- a b.gamy."
b. crestialen groom gave 10 up.
aYug.bitup," says the DrOpOunder.
TsI she says 70 her coachmsn, its
b MYSTERIOUS dat the cOachman's
j. Is Plato. Says she to him, PlatoW
.Tbat?" interiected the other.
'ys5er interrump de speaker!" chided
ture. "Sae says, Plato, you know
I1lie.' Says he, Your mare, Val
b., uiss?' Says she---it's mysterious,
y0.anty Is her name---'Now, Plato,
sss p0Ot anudder oat in her man
gni groom her slick as q het grid
ald see de girts aud de bride is
h. And says she, Plato, don't you
sg.e1 your mind wedder the answer
"a, cUuuudrum amt suthin about
,,aIl away. But jess you walt till de
,,sn seal is opened. ~
Here the namesake Of him OF FerneY
lnI wise binOcular wink.
Tie other philosophers namesske
0e.Ipsed his whites with q binOcu-
Si,k. lie OWNED where his sire
been travelling in the past thirty
ao1Is lie had nodded through the
ctes Of last night TO let the senior
,t.NOyered. lie knew OF the inter
Btb old Sam GalsWOrthy and
,iiecu; Caueiy az hour before sun
BE C0mprehended enough OF the
'a Enjoy 10 as q magnificent cOnun-
% T1.ch be could guess 40 all day,
y va. The seven seals Of mystery
" De- opened by ana by.
'.trl Iuped back 20 his house and
lErl. His butler cOuntenance fell
orucg plated the empty bottles OF
t'-lIs banquet. He could almost
''7' ,leu iu.l % be bad known
"--.s.ly t0 change salt tears %
-.' i,ese re5coats drink" he nut
l-s cellar Won't last many
,-.. lluraIzns. I must get up
viz. Coz to-day, Gud little
. t...rClata Major Kerr"
'grs V0'taIre ln the pantry,
~ t,scr i, ran up stairs aud
wedding dress without f.nch-
-.,Eararl..ya sight 90 b.anch
49, e.a Eoguc .ady. Indeed, one
.-.l tAI Cd rose iner than roses
..- Do t.a heart. sud bloom from
'-'rle--, when a bride frst be-
Soy While drapery Of her hour
-'.'1sr b'anched nor blushed.
gave ce prudent" the warning
.-'-en protector was ringing 10
Size saw 10, inscribed on a
ID !, i, ,--4-g.lg from the lips OF her
ed -s face The brave do not
4 Iae prudent do rot blush. So
% .5 !o.1ed the busy circle, took
n n, ia stabbed the wedding dress
Ell o3o1Strous relief thus to kill
3 d ,s uo herself, four the hour,
Q q ,' make with bare bodkin,"
,orts ..1.f weapons OF a mOdiste.
foo is' ,., stitch, Seam and gusset
isttl' @e thought, "what q blessing
, her r.~1s'lon Of labor! I have shed
:. 49, Y l were TO sit inactive
~ Nyseli into despair. II I
over my wrong might
= g. w soon. II look az my
Shord s.9 to dread her again. /
' and s.l'o master NE still. Omy
& otis me through these last
we're peril! / never knew how
uotll now. I f8resaw q
- 'us degradation az giving
'Ais man I newer even
am ashamed, ASHAMED
IN. 'aere have beerl instants
49,. go hlm, when I thought
W 10 Ferv gu,s.