The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1892-01-07
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niit Go a., ard NE tsh I'll died.
"A ooiofsa philosopher Is reported u
have ..is. IAls. ny bfeddap. an Gos'iy
rasas sp q, pnyit ior rain SID thea vishsa
u yould osIsr 90.
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ries for. csc issp I'll my snsln IN "a,
bed sss-Thsts good way. TOO; ba'
nos sverrene bss The room.
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tsssss different pfe,,drpls JiDGy- Al
d. ols msns 20, 10 II. Ny dsSdy 'oied
twelve i'nss for ots presidsni.
You ay CisIisss muried Der idesii
Ys. How romsniicl Hbers are they liv'
insf uf - rsselins 10 Esfope. and she
10 10 South DskSss waiting ior ninety day
retl6atfs decree
-Grsndps an surprised ihst u did
rot tan lat hight ~ TOY eofns sohed like
mischief Tenny Bat. grandpa. you
osb'l ,rpeci that the seatber will be al.
ws,s regulating i,seli b. your corns.
Old 0.hilern.r 90 little boy. Who ID
playing solsisrl. Al. ny liitie man, you're
son a. Mars, eIf Li,iIe Boy Indignant
III: Course I'm 700 81 mae, Didnii
suppose sas son q suptie's. did yerf
MIR Siindiet . Tba, be~ bosrder gess
% macy letters that cant mske up my
mind hs,her be has advertised some fraud
OF 10 vfitifg Tor the bt~spaper. i don's
think BE- can he = fraud. though be doesn't
SEEN 10 hsve have much money.
-lFsle (seed 9l-Msmma what kind
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II will " beautiful, happy and delightful
one Bcssie (uo, exactly satisfied) Bal
what u the Ianilor eocsn'i like little chill
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--Ibtre Nss More OF It Little Mamie,
pbosa psfeeis afe poor. Is estipg dinner
with somr rich relatives, one Of whom
ssys. Vel. Mamie, 10 do you like your
diultt- better than VI homer IL doesn (,
taste much better but don't get through
ss coon AZ DO 1T home.
Hard up Grn, Say. BJss, can't yer
pive teller few cents TO belp bin alotgf
MIR. DeiawBsy Why don't you do some.
thug i.s yas owu liyinsY You bad bsi'
tab s,k bsslBs inste 4 Of money. Hard
up Gen Well. Bsss. asked yer for what
/ thought ca ia the most o.
Is age M.asser -By Jove. there's q
nice .bipg happening on the stsgei Pro
prietor ri Ear What's up? Stage Msps
ger The hsro aud The william are doing
their duel aci aud the Iatler wont die until
you s,eusI him thai he'll get bis arrears Of
salary at the end u the pi.ce.
The Ola G-nilemsn Why do you
send her - ~ aus hpuers iIitis so horribly
erpen,lye aud you cannot sfIYrd in The
Youus Gen,iemsn Tba,r just the trouble
II should stop sending the flowers the
furi.t waail ,tiok | sas losing the Girl,
and should have to pay mp.
II bsra but one msaim Tor you. said
successinl and wealthy merchant 10 y
youus man who vent out OF his employ 10
enter a,,pa the study Of = profession. and
that Is never TO Try AMI save your shoe
shoe ieather, but always be economical Of
the 81 b ,h,, forms the seat Of your trou'
sers.
--Mrs. foaogsIis Il wait nice ham,
pleas. sAopmsn Yes. ma'am. | can
strongly recommend this one; iis well
cnrea. Mrs Youogwife Gin! alarm oh
don't give me one that has bad snythipe
the matter With il. even 1t is cured now
Let me have perfectly healthy enc,
piessrl
SAN Johusios happening to pay Wis
II 10 The country jail few dsys ago, snd
who should be see inside OF the bars but
Gsbe Suodersss. How IN 10 world, Gsbe
did yer get 10 DART s.ked Sam Johnsing
| don't h,dier my bead about dat ar. how
/ go, hrsh How tor ga on. oh hesb II
What | ~tot, isis shout.
we,t,rp Sid is psperips Ter room
With l,vs ieltcfs. Tie dsdo is composed
.nlin 4 proposals IN marriage. srrsne,
I'd CHI arulnslcslly II sbe would secure
copies II A,r teiusals u all these matrimo,
nial oiisrs and place them a, the top d the
room tbry wnuld make very good friez,
-Uo,xpsclcd ks,ult There. be said
foudiy. ia.i 70 sho~ yco hos much ]
thought OF s'u took suuf picture with |
my nos ius,ap,sheuus crmers He,e u ia. |
DO ytn ,iitk i, loots like n,ef che itqnii'
%, almosi ,rsduil,. Why -ef-yes, Of
eourts. Then al is over. carno, be
yours II must he ny money md not my
seli tba, you seek.
--an Edec nal Remedy He-There's
eer,sin yonne lady deepl, interested in
me. sod vhilr like her you know, still
never could love her. want 10 PIT ~ end
10 il without breaking the poor girls heart
Can ,cn susges, any plant sbe-Do you
call there of,enf H. No, indeed. No, any
oi,euer than ! eau possibly help. She
Cali ntsenst,
"A Rising Young Diploma,ist. Teacher
(poipiins 10 csrsea,cre Of himself on black
bcsrd) = nollerbscb. you srs the test OF
my pupils Say who dre~ thsi horrid
Isce on The bosfd' setolsr Pisse. air
ny ssrss q honor ierbiis my acting the
part Of 40 istormsr. nniess you sssure The
psrpeifa,1r % immunity from punish.