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Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20
co n ST|PAT ION,

Constipation Is oae of the most common al.
! painful diseases. Ii occurs most frequently
with men and women who are forced by thet
profession to follow sedentary mode OF lit
! ana who through inclination or necessity srI
| accustomed to partake of rich food Although
not dangerous in itself, IL may give rise to SEN
| Gus disturbances in the general health Of III,
| patient, particularly II It Is neglected, and II
consequence takes deep root in the system. II
| former times II was customary TO cure Il viii
| all kinds of drastic mixtures, powders and pilh
containing some injurious mineral substance
Bat this was driving out sin with satan, ,becsBn
| drastic purgatives, although they may sfordi
| momentary relief, exercise a deleteriOUs effect
| on the whole system and particularly on the
vital organs and weaken the body II used con
tnually. II this is sought 10 be avoided BY par
taking Of particularly nourlshing food, the di
gesiiye organs will in consequence cease U
act properly, and then serious complication
may arise which will threaten even the life o
the patient. But the curative powers OF th'
old drastic purgatives have been secured Whit
their evil after-effects are avoided, by the u''
of st. Bernard Vegetable Pills. They are moth
ing but a vegetable compound without the sd
dItlOn OF any injurious deleieriOus or poison
Gus substances, being prepared only oil Wv
best medicinal herbs of the Alps. They acts
mild laxative and emOllient, promote the ef
cretiOn Of undigestible matter without weaken
ing The system. They are therefore the pos
blood purifier among all the many remells
known. This fact has been readily ackuoM
edged by many prominent physicians OF ~
countries as well as by thousands OF gTGtsie
patients to whom they have ..nOrded relief Sn W
under the most aggravated circumstances IH
81. Bernard Vegetable Pills can be had oil even
nrst-claSs druggist. II your druggists hAtshI
them send 25c. TO ''St. Bernard Box 24!o nes
YORK city, and you will receive same pos'pA"
by return mail,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20
Freights and Farme"

CHICAGO Times: In book recently
nnblished, Profs. jerks and ELY
sent very elaborate and eareiul e9.l'
mates of the cost of hauling freight III
wagons on country roads. Tue gen
eral result of these estimates Is pre-
sented in the brief but pregnant s'ase
mept that at present the average cos'
of hauling 100 bushels OF gram QUO
mile Is sixty cents, In other worus'
sixtv cents is the cost OF hating tnree
tons one mile. II there Is no mlstaSe
In the estimate, it is something ior lhe
farmer to think about H., 800
The average cost OF hauling loU
hrsba1s of wheat one mile by rail- Is
said to be one-third OF cont =. TN
these statements taken together, IL ap-
nears that IT costs $50 times as much
tn haul a given quantity OF wheae
from the farm to the railroad sLa.Ioi n
as it does to haul 1t the same uis'anCe ),
by rail. To state it in another way
costs as much TO haul crop Oh "hoa' a
a distance of ten miles from the iaL III
TO the station as it does TO hauI tho
same crop l, 500 miles from the sIatlou
to market. The average distance
from the farm to the station may hot
be ten miles. Suppose 1t TO pc nan
that distance, or five miles. 1t Is then
to be said that the average haul oy
rail to market is not l,SOO miles, Dut
less than half that distance. Inc con-
clusiou remains that 1t costs lully Us
much to haul the crop to the statioh
as IT does to haul it from the statlop
to the market
The lesson which the farmer has TO
learn from all this IS obvious lils
worst enemy, so far as transportation
is concerned, is not the railroad, out
the wagon road. And what he most
needs to do is, not to make war against
the railroad companies, but 10 set
about the business of cheapening
transportation from the farm to the
railway. 1t is right and proper OF
course, to resist eXtortion where III Is
practiced by railway and elevator
companies, but the farmer should not
permit himself to become so much alb
sorbed in that business as to neglect
the business, where there Is an lncom-
parably more promising field for econ
omy.
A bushel OF wheat is hauled by rail-
1,500 miles for five cents. That Is
pretty cheap, and the farmer cannot
expect much cheaper railway service
very soon. 1t costs him five cents to
haul the bushel about eight miles by
wagon. II The cost of the wagOn-haul
were reduced to one cent per bushel,
it would still be thirty-six times the
cost of the haul by rail for the same
distance. and the farmer would be
ahead four cents O bushel, or about
S2l on the average crop of wheat har-
vested from forty acres of land. Here
Is the place for economy.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20
A BLUSHING DRUMMER.
His Experience in the Clothing Business
"A Scarcity I'm Trousers.

VIII Hansard, travelling salesman
of Louisville, Ky, was recently pur-
suing his calling in Bell and Harlan
counties. These two counties are the
most mountainous and thinly inhabited
in the State. Just before starting back
to Louisville he passed the night at a
farm house in Harlan. When he went
to bed he hung his trousers on a chair
near the window. Next morning the
trousers were gone and no one knew
where. Some one passing in the
night had reached in at the window
and taken them, for his host was above
suspicion.
Mr.. Hansard called loudly for the
farmer, expecting to borrow a pair of
trousers from him. His wife came to
the door and said that her husband had
gone hunting an hour before, and as
he had only one pair of trousers he
had very naturally worn them. Here
was dilemma, but his hostess, who
was woman of expedients, solved it.
She came to the door with one of her
Mother Hubbard's and suggested that
the drummer put it on. He consented
She tossed the garment to him and
closed the door. He got into the
Mother Hubbard, and went ont to tho
stable, hitched up,his team, and climbed
into his buggy. Here he took the oar
ment off and handed it back TO the
kindly old lady, who was full of svm-
pathy for him. The buggy concealed
his lower extremities, and he wranned
his linen duster around them to keen
them warm.
Mr.. Hansard drove quickly to the
nearest store, about four miles away.
expecting to buy a pair of trousers
there, for all the country stores keen
ready-made clothing. When he cot
there he found numerous ladies'. who
had congregated to see the opening of
some new goods. He could not leave
the buggy but he yelled for the pro-
prletor to come out, and to him he
made known his predicament. The
merchant bI ought to him five or six
pairs OF trousers. He drove down into
a neIghboring hollow, tried them on
found pair to fit him, and TINS his
tribulations were ended.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20

Mr.. Fritz KslkOrner, Peters, Austin county,
Texas, writes: am in receipt of your letter,
together with the box of st Bernard Vegetable
Pills. Ny best thanks for your prompt atten-
ton. 1would inform you that several of NV
neighboIs, as well as myself, cannot exist wi h
out the st. Bernard Vegetable Pills When l
was last attacked by the fever, 1 took three
pills in the morning, and plOughed the heavy
soil of my farm during the entire day This
under a temperature of 90 degrees, and was
obliged TO stop only three times and then only
for period of two minutes. In the evening
felt as though were only % years old, while
im in my 5lst- Thanks to the dscoverer of
this celebrated medicine. Iwish the firm ever
'asting prosperity.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20

Applicant-I wish TO get a place 70
smart young man.
Employer-A friend Of yours, I SUI
pose?
Epplicant-Yes, sir; a very gooj
friend.
Employer-You can vouch for hi:
ability, l presume.
Epplicant-His ability is Al.
Employer-Tell him to come to worl
In the morning.
Applicant All right, sir; I'll be oil
hand ready to work in the morning
Good day, sir.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20
cornissr1e

"Ho'o do I 9ookpp
That depends, madam, upon bo,
you feel. If you're suffering from
functional disturbances, Irregular.
ties or weaknesses, you're sure :.
"look it." And DR.. PIERCE, p.
vorite Prescription is the remedv
1t builds up and invigorates t6s
system, regulates and promotes tbs
proper functions, and restores he,ltb
and strength. It's a Legitimate
medicine, not a beverage pursIS
vegetable, perfectly harmless, and
made especially for woman's needs
In the cure of all "female com
plaints," it's guaranteed to give sat.
isfaction, or the money is refunded
No other medicine for women i
sold so. Think of that, when the
dealer says something else (which
pays him better is "just as good'
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20
500 Reward. SI.OO.

The readers Of this paper will be pleased to
learn that there is at least one dreaded disease
stages, ana that is Catarrh. Halls Catarrh
Cure is the only positive cure now known TO
The medical fraternity. tatarrh being a con
Stitutional disease requires a constitutional
treatment. Halls Catarrh Cure Is taken inter
nally, acting directly upon the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system, thereby de-
strOying the foundation of the disease, and CIV
ing the patient strength by building up the
constitution and assisting nature in doing its
work The propr etoTs have so much faith in its
curative powers, that they offer One Hundred
Dollars for any case that II fails to cure. SEND
Tor list OF testimonials.
Address, +. j. CHENEY & CO., Toledo o.
srSold by Druggists, 75c.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20

NEW WAY TO "sTAvE OFF" DEBTS.
'I wish you would pay this bill, sir, ~
aid HATHAWAY.
"l'll pay you next month";" returned
Pottleton.
CHATS what you said last month,
dr."
ri know it-I reiterate the state
nent.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20
Vitality of Glover Seed.

Many farmers do not like to use two
year-old clover seed. 1t is usually
fresh, but II kept in dry. even TEN.
perature it will grow as well as any.
In fact, it often stays in the ground
without injury when buried too deep
for germination. There need be nc
hesitation in buying clover seed known
not to be over two years old After
that age it is probably all right, but
had better be subjected to a test be.
lore being sown in the field.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20
/, What is
1t FOr2

%%~e
ed boys. Life is an interrogation
point. What is it for?" we con-
tinually cry from the cradle to the
grave. So with this little introduc-
tory sermon we turn and ask: What
Is AUGUST FLOWER FOR :" AS easily
answered as asked 1t is for Dys.
pepsia. 1t is special remedy for
the Stomach and Liver. Nothing
more than this; but this brimful.
We believe August Flower cures
Dyspepsia. We know it will. We
have reasons for knowing it. Twenty
years ago it started in a small country
town. To-day it has an honored
place in every city and country store,
possesses one of the largest manu-.
featuring plants in the country and
sells everywhere. Why is this? The
reason is as simple as a child's s
thought. 1t is honest, does one
thing, and does it right along-it
cures Dyspepsia. 8
G. G. GREEN, Sole Man 'fr, Woodbury., NJ.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20

"Times have changed" So have
methods. The modern improve.
ments in pills are DR.. Pierce's Plsss.
ant Pellets. They help Nature, in.
stead of fighting with her. Sick
and nervous headache, biliousness
costiveness, and all derangements
of the liver, stomach and boweh
are prevented, relieved, and cured
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20
A GREAT COUNTRY.

"How did you like the West, Lore
Noodleby?"
''MagnIficent. 1 Twas very much struck
by the lightning out there, and wa
simply carried away by one OF your cy
clones"
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20
sCHoOL.BooK PROGRESS.

School-book Publisher-H ooray! ]
have found i'll Send printer herel
Start the pressesl Well get out new
md revised set of school-bJoksl Hoop
al
Superintendent - What have you
found, sirp
Publisher-A new way to pronounce
IN old word.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20

how nicely Hoods Sarsaparllla hits the need.
OF people who feel "alI tired out or '.Tu1
uo"n' from any cause. 1t seems TO oil up the
"hoie mechanism of the body so that al
moves smoothly and work becomes delight
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20

CT wish l hadn't rejected him."
'WhyP"
because he didn't seem the least Dl'
put out when I SAID no."
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20
AN OFFICIAL DECISION.

. The Major - Why SO salubrious
d'Auberp
The Painter-My paintings have just
been declared dutlable at the custom
house as objects of art, old fellow-jusi
think of thatl''
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20

a baby girl of two and a half wears
IDENTIFIED in the Tombs Court, New
York City, the brute of a man who had
torn torn her gold earrings from her tinv
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20

adverlisemenJ. p''"'' 'his
=, For sale-A piano of superior quail
Baron" ''iiie oy a
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20

1t is probably not matter Of general
Information that the fp est, purest and
most nutritious animal lily known If
made from elephants tus 8.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20

vbics sc ing ing Conhdence,-There is no art,cI,
Nhioh @ so Tlchly deserves the entire @ tIci'
oI the community as BRowS's pSonHdencC
and RlS RLs, Those suffering from AstSmatic ~
anu bronchial Diseases Conrhs and tuIi3ilc una u
should try them. Price q cenFs'' anu colds,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20

Sure cure for Bad Breath, Sour
Stomach, Headache, Dysp' psia, Heart
Burn, all Bilious and Gfstric Alice
tions of the Stomach. Whitens Teeth to
perfection. Price % cents per box sent
by mail
DITMAN'S PHARMACY, Broadway
and Barclay Street, New York.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20

Any man would much rather be 9
fool than to look like one.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20

We have noticed that the longer a
mans moustache is the more fond ht
is of milk and soup.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20

The coal dealer and the flannel under
wear man can make the weather profits
nowadays.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20

BY the fitness OF things electric ap-
peals ought to be brought before the
circuit court.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20

Nurses make the meanest Klnu ol wh.ve e
cap gentry, for they Will even hoiu "p
babies,
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20

Women are not inventive as iuho
They have no eagerness for ne" Wilt
kles.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20

A woman in Oregon drowned herself
recently because her husband refused
to allow her to hold the baby. A singu.
lar husband that.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20

Dll0TU0E ], Jacob GenscheImer, OF Clay
nut UNCl ton, n. j., have been thOrOu III
Arch ST. Phlfa. ] do the hardest kind of lit
ing and wear no truss. Go TO see him. DIR
Mayer also gives treatment at Hotel Penn
Reading, Pa, on the I'd saturday and follow
ing Sunday OF each month.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20

The naves of church do not comprise
the rogues i'll the congregation.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20

Kite-shaped tracks have been we
patronlzed this year by the flyers.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20

dhere are nearly twice as many nor
tSns sSns 70 lne square mile In Europe no
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20

''This IS a regular sugar loaf" said
the candy store clerk, when business
was dull.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20

The Lydia f. Pinkham Medicine Co, Lynn,
Mass, are giving away beautiful illustrate d
book, GUIDE to Health and Etquette." La
lies should send their address anu stamp for
copy.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20

Cann-s Kidney Cure for
Dropsy, Gravel, Diabetes, Bright's,
Heart, Urinary or Liver Diseases, Nerv-
ousness, &c. Cure guaranteed. S3l
Arch Street, Philad'a. 81 bottle,
for So, or druggist. 1000 certificates OF
cures Try it.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20

The tramp is person who waited ioi
the wagon too long and had TO take
walk.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20
HUMOROUS.

Horse sense is pretty good thlns ,aU "
have at times. 1t teaches a reno" W '"'
neigh.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20

Wei preserved women yvbe, ,,,,.,..
iheF mirror see beside their satisfed ts M
Pinkbnno, cain and earnest face of IydLt y
'ANiiaih' lhey can tell you why. vi" T.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20

A man with an elastic step should
be able to walk for long stretch.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20
One-half of the people are supposed I,
lie before the age of sixteen.
A SMART YOUNG MAN.

1faff1icted with sore eyes use DR. Isaac Thomp,
IONS Eye-water. Druggists sell at 25c. per bottle
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20
He COULDN'T UNDERSTAND.

Editor-Well, sir, did you interview
that woman as l dlrected2
Reporter-I saw her, but she refuse j
to talk.
Editor (startled WAS she dead?
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20

f there is one thing more than an.
other that man Is up to his neck IN IL
is his SHIRT.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20

weak srnmses constipation sick headache
ans Pills. For sale by ali drnd dyerdtake Beech
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20

FITS: An Fits stopped rree Dy DIR. Kline'sGrea
Nerve Restorer No Fits after nrst days use. Mar
yeous Treatise and 81 w trial bottle free To
Fit cases Sendlo DIR. kline.y3 Arcn 81 PhuA, Pa
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20

In society we try the hardest 10
please The people who love us the
least.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20

A book on etiquette might Justly b
termed . work on naughty culture.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20

a surgeon knows little about rai,rood a.
hrs.p ms. ou' ne Is right up on banding q
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20
DIR. II. c. VESTS
n ERVE AND BRAIN

Treatment, specific for Hysteria, Dizziness
Fits, Nervous Neuralgia, Headache, Nervous
Prostration caused by the use of alcohol or to-
baccO, Wakefulness, Mental Depression Soft.
ening OF the Brain, resulting in insanity, mis-
cry, decay, and death. Premature Old Age
caused by over-ex ertiOn of the Brain. Each box
contains months treatment. sl.OO a box. or 8
boxes for $500, by mail.
WE GUARANTEE SIN BONES.
with each s. order we will send written guar
antee 10 refundthe money II the treatment does
not cure. Guarantees issued only by FISNERTY,
MCCLURE Co. Sole Agts., loo Market St.
Philadelphia, Penna.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20

The Universal Press Society wants W
discourage cats from mounting paoA-
ward walls.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20

Talking or the thieves OF the present
day, he greatest pirate was mere h'uoi
to them.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20
RUPTURE, !

The pedestrian is man who gen
erally puts his whole sole in his work.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20

The man who "cInnot Sing the Ola
songs" and won't try is the one we ike
to meet at an evening party.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20

For poultry raisers:
Feed your chickens at least peck a.
each meal.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20

AS an Illustration Of the advance Of
civilization among the Indians, the fact
IS pointed out that the Yuma IndIans
sre building theatre of their own.
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20
august
Flower

This is the query per
petually on your little
boys lips. And he is
no worse than the big
ILL., L1l
Juniata sentinel and Republican. [volume] (Mifflintown, Juniata County, Pa.) 1873-1955, 1892-01-20
CHnn-a Kidney Gu

The next industry of the rain pro
iucer will be to make the rain dear.