New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-07-09
THE TfLK or THE DAY

Speaking Of summer vacations. the Rev. DR.. J. NJ
Maxwell saws I'm The independent: - as preacher
object to that brand Of theology which lmphedW
holds up the devil rs model for preachers to foi-
low and which inoiates that the preachers who 90
take vacations worse than the devil-hot as
faithful as be Is. Whatever may be the Views ard
practice Of Satan a, TO this subject 1t much more tothe
point with TO remember that our Creator look va
cation at the close OF His work Of CREATION and that
wherever he has in His works associated HE WIN
organized bodies as In the plant and animal kingdoms.
lie has By the very laws OF organization made seasons
Of rest Imperative
In the United states the barrel is a very uncertain
quantity. \ barrel of Wine beer or 'der contains
iii barrel has forty three gallons the Kentucky whiskey
barrel from forty to fouy-ive gallon In several
other other than h Sf qnd is legal fixed quantity In
half dozen OF the Eastern states barrel Of grain Is
and Of lime $40 poundS.-tst Louis Giobe-Democrat.
The scholarships offered by the vassar Students
Aid society. for June, 1892. have been awarded as
follows: The two scholarships offered BIZ the Gen.
eral society Miss Julia schwartz, Of omaha
Neb., and Miss Ruth VI. Mann of Central Falls. r. |.
The scholarship offered by the Boston branch OF tho
society was won by Miss Helen T. Wood OF MARI
bcrough Mass. That offered by the Kentucky branch
was won by Miss Eella b. Anderson, OF Meloourp,
Ky. Two scholarships have been awarded by the
Pittsburg branch one 10 Miss Estee McCloskey. ana
the other to Miss blanche A. Jones. both OF Pttsburs.
\ gentleman lately dismissed clever but d shonest
gardener. For the sake Of his wife and family, how
ever. he gave the a character. and this is how
he woIded it hereby certify that 4. b. has been
nv gardener for over two years and during that time
ever employed. - Dundee Weekly News.
\ college professor recently dropped into prayer
moetinl. m d4,trrt when dairy interests are
supreme and heard saunt old daryman pray a
follows: Help u.s. Lord, to follow Thee. no
matter what John. Mary, Martha BIZ. Tom and all
the rest may say. Make u through trains for the
Lo.d not stopping ut very little station where they
happen 10 see mlk-can put ont. Don't let us
fire blank cartridges at the dcyil. but load up with
shot and shea. Help 10 cut of the corns and
the bunions that keep feet from walking In the
way II the Lord
Mrs ron,onhy. visiting Psrl.. is receiving her
friend, at LITTLE eHcning;' and thinking to have
And now NJ Dutoi>. shall have rubberl'
An, madame, said NJ. Dubois, with perfect pH;s e,
ness, but piteously, IA thousand thanks. mails jee-
uaime pa, J. ma sace.'-tArconaut
You belong to a baseball cab.' recently said
smart Aleck OF lawyer = uniformed salvation Army
man. who was Il witness IN count. YES" replied
the man. Il belong club that bats the devil and
strikes him OUT
Brown-whnt "A remarkably well-read man Robinson
i. lou cannot name a book that he hash read
can't undets ana how man can ma tlme y read 30
muca.
tcgc-l think can.
Prov n-AEd how. pray
rosg-You ask h IN a few questions about some
book lOa read yourself. and you'll lind out I'M
mctaiely. (Boston Transcript.
samuel" said the wife OF an English laborer, We
must 20 70 sacrament next sunday. The rector has
.iv-n Us two shillings since last went and can't
abide To take his money and give nothing In return
Mercy" exclaimed Mis-. Homespun, when she lead
the paper that Jay Gould n,de zen cents every time
tho clock licked. :" should mink he'd be worried TO
death for fear the clock would run down. Boston
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