Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-07-29
HIRAM WOULDN'T FORGET.

: Hl> WIFE Gave Him n Genuine 1>nre o{
Ity>trrr.l..
! II WA, half past O'clock III thu 1norn~
Ing ami Mr. Hi3inlothum rolled un~
easily in his matutiilal nap aud ,nat'e
futile efforts to keep the sleet over his
head. At intervals his unconscious
hAn'ls lna'le wild slap$t through th4t clear
morning air. and he would give utter
nnee T. IMPRESSION. .nut fit ::=f9r rul,licu~
tion. Mrs.: H=$intot',A,n, IN ii ffn,l
| morning sosyn, ~ at tlc oTHn wlndow*.
/ rtntling. :**. ~*.*: . "" H. :
Hiram" ":>he sultl. Iot>|f1tl= III, from
i1fr book. wljt:n sA: knew hy iii eI,i,1sual
untb'1r<t If e1no:i',n On his I,;irt that he
+ WEas AWakt. n tira1n, did you l;uow that
Il cplntkant4 house H. 1ays four times dur
INK tl!e SIMMER 10 txn1,. e;lch tiEle an
average 1f eighty ~: :. whicl, mikes for
the he4*rn' : work T. i erg~:'
.#I1Iraln SrIl11ted >a1u tnu1i1,letl 1u1is-
tlnctlv
And tlle. Went ~; tul'nly; "one~t1alf
Ut these nre supposed 81 be fcnlHlcs, sf,
that EACH of these fo,!. hrot,tls produce
forty, and tll+ first sight,. Or forty
tc1nl]*'S nf this first Er1 l. ul>o lay four
times IN the cu1'r>e OF the summer, max
ing 12.sth', and the first eighth of tl4eso
last. 1T l.fH1 ft1nultS, lay three times.
making II '>ettiny Of :'@1 .U0p: the second
eighth lay twice. maxim: 23G.otH). and
the third and fourth ti*h1hS lay at least
once or twice. making I.DA,. DID you
know that, Hiraln:"
Hiram gave Il viciou. jerk to ti., sheet
and +ot his head clean t.rt If siyl1t. and
minute after he wa> kicking wildly
and trying +, get the sHctt down over
his feet and ankles.
''And. >tIc rcSune! :txAisl, the set-
ond eighth nr the forty fr,,1:4lt> nf tho
second brood. lay three times and pro- !.
dnce 9.6Un egGs. anu o1lt->ixtll ot these, =:
or 1.Go0 females. lay three times. Gregg.
to the number of 3s4.UtW. tue Secon.l
sixth lu5 twice aud l:uluce :M.0OU i
eggs. un1 rl4.: thir! III lay once. pro-
ducins 12S. .U,U t.3ES'
Hiram vunkeI the sheet up and down
and ran his head under the pillow
.'D-n:"
'*Hira1n:" she exclaimed IN ii shocked
tnlle.
Hirum only nunblesl. .:
"A1,l. H!ru1n." She went OH itStruc~ !:
lively. ""tht third eighth. or the forty .
fean;i}es 1f ttt. third brut>d, lay twice, or !:
Eggs to tin. number of G.4VU. anu one
fourth ut t|n*>t.. ur l,CUo. lay twite mare,
making 316.0tH}. untl t]te fourth eighth,
or forty t+'llnlr~ Of tn. fourth l,roonl.
have oue laying l"riod eaeli, whirl1 pro.
dnct> t4+=@ t" the number Ut II. 3.nt,, and
half tht~t hast "r | .tDD tttul+.>, will lay
eighty tgtS ti11h. wi1icl, nakn l39.NU).
giving AS. Hiram. As Il xran'l total urutl-
Uct Of II single pun ut file. in one Eea-
>u1l. 2.o>b+:>.n. Whit ,.n YOU think OF
that. I11ras:.;:" st!" u*kt'si ~ >,etIv, as the
frt@:, lrtt:&' t1itw II ho'tysuck1e from
tue trcllised window unl tangled it j..
her ll;a4r. =: !:
Hiram kicked the >IItet out on thu
middle Of lie timr tl1,l rtt>r wrathfully
"What tlo think Ut it," he exclaimed
well. think the ti=@1rrs nrr altogether
too snail, nr We Logan the Sra*tn with
about forty pairs ot tti"@ AMI tue crol
VIA. unusually I'r"vy V':a's what !
think"
Then he rus ~ t,i> clothes, anu at tht.
breakfast table his wife remarked gently
Il hope, Hiram. ynu won't forget
a%nin to-day to send the man mp to pn,
ht >trceis III the windows
And Hiram .li,l ,ir. t'sr-et.-Detroit
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