Fort Worth gazette. [volume] (Fort Worth, Tex.) 1891-1898, 1892-03-13

| it's too apt to be any man and not Just on
man. II she marries she makes a goo,
hOusekeeper and she's stunning" wife
| don't ike that word, but it's one tina
must be applied to her. She talks so we
and so much that half the men in New Yorl
| look ike feois because she won't allow then
! 70 prove they are anything else. She is no
afraid to discuss anything; she gets in tn
way of talking things that are not quit
| nice entirely as a matter of course. Sh
viii not hesitate to tell you about some MAJ
/ who's awfully ssmaShedo on a married wo
man, and she will laugh heartily at
| Southern girls look of wonder at the ex
| istence of such things. She's q good
sensibly, and sees that the drainage in tn,
| house is correct; she don't believe in cud
| ding them if they happen to hurt them
| selves, for that happens to Strike her a;
nonsense.
WHAT NEW YORK GIRLS LACK.
She hasn't enough gentleness. There are
a few old-fashioned words that will nevss
apply to her her; one of them has beer
| much vulgarized; IL is ''high-toned;" thiah
it over and you will see exactly whdk il
means. Now, she's not that; she's Toe
low in her tone, and there will never cone
to her that perfect elegance of manheA
carriage and richness of heart that wa
meant years ago when this word Ths used
like her, but 1 couldn't, if had s6fhe
great sorrow, lay bare my hearSaDd expect
great sympathy from her. LII wst bit
terly because of my grief, thesBoSfon gipl
would analyze my tears tor ma I'D thin
that what had come to me W a&Rot an1e8l
grief, but only the natural Succession Of
events. The Western girl wQeld put her arm
around me and say, "M1 dear girl, you
will only make your nose red, and your
r0n111iDcr draSc has hnTOa and LOOKS
perfectly lovely" But the Southern girl
would lean her face close to mine, hold my
hand, look at me with eyes full of sym
pathy, say nothing, and yet make me feel
happier. Oh, dearl Oh, dear! What lot
I've said about girls, but if you don't like
it, blame what Marie Jansen said and the
sight of Henry Watterson's daughter for it.
TRACTS FOR PUBLIC MEN.
Did you ever write tract2 There seems
to be no end to the making of them, and as
to the givers of them-well, you can i'm
agine what state of enthusiasm they reach
when tell you my entire French library
was, during my absence, filed with tracts
by an impertinent old trump. l senlstheQl
down to the kitchen range, as l considered
that the proper place for thewS still, if
tracts were really personal, these might be
much good in them. Just try writing out a
few to your friends, and see how they
work
Fancy one going to Chauncey Depew ems,
titled, Beware of the dinner table, 1T VIII
lead you to the doctors" -
Fancy one going to Lillian Russell en-
titled, adore not thy beauty; think of the
sort of skull thou wouldst make"
Fancy one going to Carmencita entitled,
"Beware of the dance; thou wilt whirl thy
self into hell"
Fancy one going to Herbert Kelcey enti-
tied, Man, beware of falling in love with
thyself; thou art but flesh, and wilt de-
cav"
Fancy one going to Grover Cleveland en-
titled, Beware of ambition; by this great
kings have fallen.'
Fancy one going to Senator Hill saving,
TAKE unto thyself mate; it is the duty Of
man to increase and multiply"
Fancy one going to Ward McAllister say
ing, Thou soughtest glory at the kitchen
door, and yet even the cooks are laid out in
coffins'
Fancy one going to jockey entitled, 'He..
that pulleth his horse will surely ride him
to the land of damnation."
Fancy one going to a bookmaker entitle&
''Thou art not straight in thy dealingE Jhe
worm that wrigeles will eat thee up,ET
Fancy one going to pugilist entitled,
"He that striketh out with tbsefse-xillps
surely be knocked under"
Fancy one going to Mayor Cant entitled,
"Thou madest promises tesding to clean
streets! Dust thou art and unto the vilest
dust though wilt return''
Fancy one going to Tammany hall en-
titled, BE brave; be brave; be not over
brave.'
Fancy one going to dressmaker entitled,
''Thou liar Thou shalt pay in the here
after, in burning fire, for the unholy bills
thou hast rendered to thy debtors here"
Fancy one going to small woman, who
earns her jam by the sweat of the type
writer, entitled, ''Write to please every
body! else the editors here will cut you
OF the list, and the editors hereafter will
not even permit you to enter the hades
where they will be, but will say If Yon
want to see her, she is out there sitting on
the fence, between heaven and he'll, with
St Peter and the devil quarreling about
her, and her name is BAB.n