St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-08
Preserved Cherries. Hickory Nut Kisses.

Rolls.
Preserved Cherries Hickory Nut Kisses.
Tea.
There is nothing intox icating about farina.
This edible comes under the head OF light
farinaceous food recommended by phys
cians when they want to ring in big We I'd
to awe the patient into silence. But there is
one good thing about farina; when one
is eating it he knows he is not gormandizing
ON glucose. The mystery of veal hash on
toast we approach.with awe and yeneration.
Grammarians speak learnedly and etymolog
ically of an indefinite article They refer
to veal hash. Art critics dote on hash-he-
cause it is a mosaic. Veal hash is an under
study for turkey hash. 1t is indigenous to 10
particular circle OF society, but is found on
the Ward McAllisterian breakfast table, in
the railroad boarding house and in
the piney woods lumber camp. Al
rare intervals it creeps into the 80
boarding house, and then it is
good form to get it checked. 1t will be per
fectly safe. The landlady will keep it till
you call for it, Further down the play bill
you will observe one-act speciality, ''Sardine
Salad Sardines are good in almost every
form, trapped, fried, fricasseed or frizzled.
They are made out of young herrings cut off
in the flower of their youth and preserved in
oil Have you not frequently heard of pour
ing oil Oh the troubled sardlne? The adult
herring is made into Yarmouth bloater, of
which English school girls are passionately
fond. AS labial CONNECTION, hickory nut
kisses may not be all the advertisement states
them to be. People who have gorged on
them unite in saying they hardly equal the
justly celebrated peanut kisses of old times
at the circus.
'EThe machine. III national politics is
neither lahor-saving nor vote-saving. Presi-
dents are not elected on the same principle
that sausages are made
Jaggles-What business are you in now,
Joggles?
Joggles-Me? I'm selling air cushions and
ear trumpets for young Republicans
Humpty Dumpty Alger. who posed for
awhile on the presidential ragged edge, APP
pears to be badly busted" by his recent tum-
BILE. He now announces in fine burst of
generosity that he will not antagonize Har-
rison."
Secretary Blaine appears to be long on
''chivalry'' and short on vigorous foreign
policy.
In offering to fight any man in the world
for $4,000 Prof. John L. Sullivan should
have issued his challenge 10 some syndicate.
Now that George Francis Train has en-
phatically declined the third party's nomina
ZION for the presldency,we dare that party to
offer it to our own Ignatius Donnelly.
'sThere's one thing about this prize fighting
cannot understand" said Mr.. Goskins.
whats that?'
'Why should a pugllist spar for wind?
Theyseem to always have plenty of It on
draught.'
The New York Recorder is q Republican
organ, and strongly partisan. Its principal
and loudest boast is that it circulates in the
most respectable and God fearing society in
New York On the 5th inst. the Record said:
"Mr Hill has at last done something in the
senate BE has drawn his salary
What are the facts? Senator Hill refused
to accept one penny of his salary for the
time back of Jan. Z, the date on which he
was sworn i'll. and of the 5000 rendered him
he took $500. Until the Recorder can match
this precedent by Republican example it
should sing in a low key. 1t is trife early
sendoes.
Mrs. Grover Cleveland is said to be appre-
hensive that her little girl, Ruth, will be-
come the victim of kidnapers. The New
York World INDUCES in a fair specimen of
punning when it declares that the person
guilty of such crime would be ruthless
Villain He would, indeed. There is, how
ever, some ground for Mrs. Cleveland's
fears. The present is a desperate age. peo-
pied with desperate men. who seem willing
to do anything for money But the good
lady eau rest secure in the assurance that
should this event. in no wise probable, ever
occur, thousands of strong. determined men
would join in a search that would only end
in success, and i'll would it fare with the
guilty parties when found. II is pretty safe
to assume that no legal expenses would ac-
crue in their swift punishment.
Some Little Boy Blue should blow his horn
for Vice President Norton who is now far
down the bosky dell Illuminating in the gioam-
ing
A woman in London tainted recently on
hearing her love letters read in court. 1t is
difficult to imagine what will befall young
Blaine when his divorced wife publishes the
last billet doux in her collection. However,
he msy soon be called upon to sustain the
punishment, bon gre, NAL gre.
Gov. futile. of New Hampshire, finds it
necessary to arise and remark that Blair's
candidacy for the presidency is serious. But
it cannot be as serious as Alger's candidacy.
To Alger, the late conclusion of his presi-
dental boom is the most serious thing he was
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