The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-09-29

GEORGE ON FEET.

Joe Karr's Onice hoy Writes on tho USE
fmlness OF a Certain Portion of the hu-
man Anatomy.
Nov YORK Herald.
Most feet is two big soft things on the
south end of your Train 10 wear out
shoes with.
Feet is composed Of skin and heals
and toes with corns. Most peepil uses
them to walk with, but some don't.
Some foxes kicks with thare feet, but
they amt 50 bad ps them that kicks all
the time with thare mouth.
If cats had more feet an not SO much
mouths peepiI could sleep better land
rats, tool and boys wouldn't have SO
much scratches on thareselfs.
A fish don't hat to have feet in his
business. But dux feet has got lether
on them so they won't ieek when he
Cits in the swim but wimmen has got
coald feet an bees hot Il miskeetoes too
an u fiji has got feet that tickles but you
don't laff none.
a dogs foot is His pa but when a girl
like lofty collins steps on a baannno
skin an turns a flip flop over a streat
car before she sets down that's u CRATE
feat you bet.
Most feet is n trubbie to peepii that
belongs to them because they have got
toes onto them an toes never ought to
ben born-they amt no use on earth
only to hold ingrone males an corns an
AXE.
When you have the tooth axe in your
foot that's a corr an a bile on your neck
or stummick AXE or nuthing amt in it
with n corn for axe when it is on a eda.
turs hoof an is down to bisness.
SoX grows on some feet Betwene the
shoe an skin. Some edaturs wares
holey sox
but the worstest foot for newspaper
men is foot the bill an ! kno u man
which washed his'n once an ketched
coald an now he don't mead any feet
but wings. He is a angel.
Feet nox the sox OIL OF faiccs an beds
for they don't have no hair to be comb
ed. Nor whiskers.
Bceistake grows inside a cowhide
which wouldn't be thare il it wasn't Tor
the COWS feet which is his hoofs, but
mutton chops grows over Sleeps feet
ana pigs feet is to DO ct.
Horces hoois is to pull wagins with
an raise ringbones an spaslms, but a
muels foot is to object with.
Feet is vary useful.
II you didn't have no feet WHARF
would bicikIes be. Not in it? WHARF
would peepil that sell boots an shoes
be. Starving?
WHARF would baseball and colleges
be. All the schoolboys would be Mt the
he'd OF his class for they wouldn't be no
loot & Rcters couldn't walk back to town
when they git bustid & a birds feet is
her claws but feet wouldn't be RowhaFe
il it wasn't Tor legs.
legs is . tall round peaCea OF skin like
socidges stuffed full OF meat which
row on top OF feet to walk with Il
have Eoomatism.
bow legs look like a wish bone but you
cant tell ii a girls is like a wish bone till
she lalls down or something for girls
wares dresses but it would be . good
blessing ii mesInger boys and office boys
didn't have no feet for thay could ern
thare living like edaturs and uther
tired peepil setting down.
a coald in the he'd is the only anamil
| kno about Witch can run without
feet except chease which can git thare
eli you bet but a chinaman toes in. but
money can do them awl up on going
fast. & Besides all that you cant tell il
a munky's feet is his hands or her feet
and n centerpeed is got too mulch feet
but nancy Hanks couldn't brake no
reckerds or nothing If she didn't have
no feet & dc wolf hopper wouldn't be
no hopper il he hadn't no feet,
\ inch amt no foo. but twelve is an