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Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17
They Never Met.

sis it true" asked sympathetic
friend. that you met with another ac-
cident on the street yesterday"
mo. sir" said the victim surlily. lit
isn't. I'm not meeting these accidents
at all; they're following me up, dye
hear-following me upr'-St. Joseph
Daily News.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17
Rats In an English School.

An infant school at Over has been
closed on account of the number of rats
which infest it. The vermin had become
SO bold that they scampered about in the
most impudent fashion while the chill
dren were engaged upon their lessons,
and there was no remedy but granting a
holiday and in the meantime extermi-
mating the plague.-London Tit-Bits.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17
A Curtou, FuneraI Ceremonv

1t is said that when Alarlc. the con-
queror of Rome. died that "a river WAS
turned aside to make place in Its he'd for
his grave, and when he was buried the
water was again let into it's former chan
mel, and the prisoners who had helped
to bury him were killed SO that no one
might find out where the conqueror Of
Rome was buried
The river thus turned was the Busen-
to. and the place near Cosento. Italy
st. Louis Republic
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17
Gentle as the Summer Breeze .

I'D rather take thrashing any ime
than dose of pills" groaned patient
to whom the doctor has prescribed
physic. I'D as lief be sick with hat
pills" Il don't think you've taken any
of the pills L prescribe, or you wouldn't
dread the prescription So" laughed the
doctor. Il never use the old, inside
twisters You have in mind. use DIR.
Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. They always
make me think of part of an old
hymn:
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17
IN7iAN SUMNER.

Like pa'est gold the mellow sunlight creops
Across the porch and thro' the open door.
And spreads a heckered carpet on the floor.
The gardens last red poppy, nodding, sleeps.
And one bee In its heart his senses sleeps
With most delicious lnnguor; one slim stalk
or holyhock still bends beside tho walk
Starred with its lovely flowers. In soft heaps
Like sweet. dead dreams-wind-shaken rose
leaves lie:
The opal = Ore hurrs In the clouds that Goat
Across the delicate azure OF the sky.
The wind Is one low. soft eolian note;
And yellower than the primrose east at morn.
stretch the wide. uudulating fields OF corn.
Ella Higginson In Frank Leslies
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17
Keen OIean,iers Cool.

Keep oleanders in a COOL light cellar
or room during the winter months, where
the temperature is few degrees above
freezing point. 1t will be found that
plants thus cared for blossom more freely
during the summer than those wintered
in warm sitting room. 1t is half hardy
and will stand without injury FIVE de-
grees of frost-Daisy
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17

When Sedan Chairs Were Introduced.
Sedan chairs were first used in Eng
land by the Duke of Buckingham dur
ing the reign of James |. The first chair
aroused much Indignation among the
people, who said that men were being
used to do the work of beasts, but later
on they became very fashionable -Har-
per's Young People.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17
A New Cure

Will-Hello! thought you were
down with la grippe.
Fred was. but .urglar cured me.
Will-Explain.
Fred-The fellow was in my house last
night; collared him and held on until
| lost my gri2.-Pittsburg Bulletin.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17

Mary. the nurse girl, comes in from a
walk in the park, carrying the pride of
the family, a young gentleman whose
age amounts to some fourteen months.
''Oh, ma'am, little George spoke this
afternoon for the first timer
Really; what did he say?''
why, when was showing him the
animals he made me stop before the
cage of monkeys and. clapping his little
hands several times. he called out. oh.
papa! papar New York Herald.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17
Fetching Bonnet Pins.

The little flower pins used to fasten
the strings to wcAaen's bonnets are quite
fetching. especially the violets and pink
rosebuds on black velvet But don't
make the mistake one woman did and
wear a violet pin with a hat trimmed
with pink roses. Even the pin should
correspond with the hat.-Good House
kaeIlinn
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17
BELMONT COUNTY DIRECTORY

Common Pleas Judge John B. briggs.
Probate Judge-James F. Tallman
Clerk of COurts-Henry NJ Davies
Standardization NJ Scott
AuditOr-JOseph A. Henderson,
TreaSurer-Frank b. Archer
Prosecuting Attorney7Jesse W. Hollingworth.
RecOrder-John NJ. Beckett
SurveyOr-Chalkley Dawson
CorOner-A Nj. +, Boyd
Conlmissoners-Miles Il. Hart, John C. Israel.
W. s. Mechem. -
lntirmary Directors-william Lodge. president.
John A. Clark, clerk B. NJ. Loper suditor.
Superintendent lniirnary John Sidebottom,
East liiehland
Superintendent Chiltrep's Home-Peter Gifin,
GAINESVILLE.
School Examlners-James Duncan, Bridgeport:
). c. Murphy. Belmont I. p. Harris SOmerton.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17
Bee Poison for rheumatism.

Experiments on bee stings as an anti
dote for rheumatism are interesting.
Mr.. Aaron Miller has virtually found
the sting of bees an antidote to very Sc
we're rheumatic pains to which he was
subject. Although seventy-four years
of age he voluntarily submitted to
stinging, and found it quite efficacious.
New York Journal.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17
From a scotchman.s Sermon.

We are told to love our enemies; but
we are not told to like them. ! don't
like my enemies. | dislike them very
much. But (this with baleful glance
love them. And shall ever be ready
to show my love to them by trying to
get them severely punished, that they
may be led to repent of their behavior
toward "Reminiscences.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17

A woman will eat anything without
complaining, while man will begin to
backslide whenever the cooking goes
wrong But when it comes to the fit of
a garment that doesn't suit her, she has
opinions that can no more be held in
check than you can put mittens On a
landslide. Horn.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17

ALEXANDER S army knew no defeat.
The same is true of DIR. Fenner's Golden
Relief; it is warranted to relieve tooth
ache, headache; neuralgia, or any other
pain in to s minutes; also bruises, burns.
wounds, wire-cuts, swellings, bites, sum-
mer complaints, collie, (also in horses),
diarrhea, dysentery and tiux.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17

The cries of none of the quadrupeds
approach more closely that of the hu-
man voice than those of seals when la
menting the loss or capture of their
vOuDp
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17

1t is not likely that. save in Russia.
Persia and China. there will again be
such dreadful loss of life as has been ex-
perienced from the failure of the crops
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17
Little Pet Explained

Mamma with her best company smile,
Why do you raise your feet so high,
my pet, when You walk across the floor?
Little Daughter is afraid I'll kick
up Eat new rug an show the holes waits
under it.-Good News.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17

A San Jose judge has decided that a
fence twenty feet high, and which shuts
off the light from neighboring build
ing, is a nuisance and must come down.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17

For headaches, biiiousness, constipa-
tion, dizziness, sleepIessness, the blues,
scrofula, the blood and all skin eruptions
DIR. Fenner's Blood and Liver Remedy and
Nerve Tonic never fails; warranted to sat
lsfy or money refunded; could this be af-
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17

The railways of the United States pro-
vide living for nearly 1900. 900 per-
sons, or nearly one-twentieth of the
population of our country.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17

A FOREIGN matchmaker has patented
a device by which an hour OF two before
clock runs down the word wind" will
appear at an opening in the dial.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17
Cost of Small EIevators

Elevators are gaining favor in private
houses. The common elevators of smal
business buildings are worth at least
$4,000. From that they range up to Sl3.-
600 in the same class of buildings. Chi
cago Journal of Commerce.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17

Potatoes are now treated with acids
hardened by means of great pressure
and manufactured into buttons which
cannot he distinguished from those of
bone.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17

Love that is love is not veneered or
grained timber. but is solid oak clear
through. and is never one bit afraid Of
the anger or buzz saw.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17

YoUNG' man, write it down where you
will see it every day, that unless you
seek your treasure outside of this world,
you will never be truly rich.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17
Pepper the Rats.

Cayenne pepper sprinkled where rats
resort will cause the pests to leave the
premises. New York Journal
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17
The BIoodhounds of Uncle Toms Cabin,

The Bloodhounds of Uncle Toms Cabin.
have heard it said that Mrs. Stowe,
in her Uncle Toms Cabin" did much
toward bringing upon the bloodhound
his disrepute. To see if this were so l
read over Mrs. Stoves book recently
and was surprised to find that she only
once alluded to bloodhounds in all her
highly colored narrative, and never a
single time brought them on the scene.
She had other objects in view without
going out of her way to malign family
of dogs. But those who dramatized
Mrs. Stoves story used the bloodhound
with great realistic effect, and none of
the wandering troops which have played
this drama has been so poor that it has
not had pack of dogs. But | have
never known a troop to have pack of
real bloodhounds. Instead they have
mongrels of various kinds, but always
mongrels that looked savage and blood
thirsty. The bloodhound is not only not
savage, but does not look so. On the
contrary, he is amiable in disposition
and has a singularly dignified and be-
nevolent expression.-C Christian Union.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17

Haydn never attempted composition
without first putting on the valuable
ring given him by Frederick IL.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17
Gentle as tie summer breeze

The best thing of the kind ever invented
No danger of their making you sick.
You'll hardly know you've taken them.
wouldn't use any other in my practice.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17

WHEN the intellectual level is low,
charlatans rise to distinction. They are
like those rocks on the seashore which
only look high at low water.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17

ALL other things being equal. bari
tone voice in a man and a contralta
voice in woman will wear better and
last longer than any of the others.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17

No INDIAN wigwam has been struck
by lightning since the dawn of history,
and no Indian has been killed by light
ming for more than 100 years.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17
CHOICE EXCERPTS.

You cannot place mediocrity on a par
with culture and intelligence; conse-
quently communism is impossible.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17

THOSE physical difficulties which you
cannot account for, be very slow to ar,
raign; for he that would be wiser than
Nature would be wiser than God.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17

Ar New YORK. % 10 ~ 10 80.
sTrains run daily. tDaily except Sunday. tDaily
except Monday.
Accom- train leaves Columbus at 20 Z m daily.
except Sunday: Newark 10 m; arrive GAINESVILLE
4 SO M, Cambridge 80 pm.
Columbus & Sandusky Accom-. leaves Columbus
"a 20 m; arrives Sandusky IL 30 pm.
Sleeping and Dining Cars on all Through Trains
All trains daily except Sunday. All trains make
close connection at St Clairsville Junction with
trains running East for Baltimore, Washington,
Philadelphia and New York, and with trains run
all points West
For further information call on b. & o. ticket
agents, or address q. +. McCarty, Asst Gen. Pass
Agent, Cincinnati Ohio; L. 3 Allen, Asst Gen.
Pass Agent, Chicago, ILL.,
RORT. II. CAMPBELL, c. %. SCULL-
Gen Supt Genl Pass. Agent.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17

TrlnuIrlO wANTED-To try the PROGRESS
ItHUT1C no SIVE SCHOOL. Eight weeks only
25c. Year (l0w) 81. "The best school paper In
Ohio says one; "Good Tor all grades OF teachers,
another. Examination list weekly news, etc. ldpP,
ANiance Ohio. u-5sR
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17

No mans credit can fall so low but
that, if he bear his shame as lie should
do, and profit by it as he ought to do, it
is in his own power to redeem his repu-
tation.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17

ONE of the greatest pleasures of child
hood is found in the mysteries which it
hides from the scepticism of the elders,
and works up into small mythologies of
its own.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17

RIDICULE is most cruel and danger
GUS remedy for any fault or failing, and
is likely to be productive of greater evils
than that upon which it bears, especially
as it is almost always aimed at those
things which the poor victim is thor
oughly conscious of, but is not able to
halp.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17

Cleveland-with last tralns Ior East ana West;
LS&M SRy; Grafton-wIth the CCC&I R'y;
Sterling-with the y Y P& o R'y; Warwick-with
the c A & c R'y: MaSillOn-with W S L Z R'y and
PRIV &CRv: Iustus-with the &C Ry; Canal
Doyer-with { s NJ Ry; Uhrichsyiile-with the
Pan Handle; Bridgeport-with c s R'y; Bel
laire-with Il & o R'y.
J. +. TOWNSEND, Gen. TrGf Aof.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17

To use kind language costs nothing at
al; uakind c)sts always more or less;
oftentimes m re to him who employs it
than even those to whom it is addressed.
But every man is bound to anticipate
that unkind language will produce the
fruits Of unkindness. that is, suffering
i the b JsOm o. others.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17

MANKIND worships success, butthinks
too little of the means by which it is at
tained; what days and nights of watch
ing and WEAKNESS; how year after year
has dragged on, and seen the end still
far off; all that counts for little, if the
long struggle does moi close its victory.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17

THE soul of man is not a thing
which comes and goes, is builded and
decays like the elemental frame in which
it is set to dwell, but very living force,
very energy of Gods organic will,
which rules and mOulds this universe.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17
CT. .CLAIRSVILLE 4 NORTHERN
y RAILROAD TIME CARD,
SOUTH BOUND.

CoNNEcrIoNs-At Barton with all passenger
trains on C., l.. &W. Ry R-Direct with Street
Cars from bridgeport to Wheeling. Only direct
route between st. Clairsyille and Wheelins.
A. c. DARRAH, j. +. TOWNSEND.
President. Gen. Trzf. Agi.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17

THERE are many true ladies. and they
differ somewhat from society generally.
So does true gentleman on the same
principle of refinement and nobility of
character.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17

LET it be borne in mind that the cords
of love which bind hearts so closely to-
gether that neither life nor death nor
time nor eternity can sever them, are
woven of threads no bigger than a spi-
der's web.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17

IF the devil ever feels proud of his
work it must be when he looks at the
man who is starving his wife and chill
d 'en to death to help keep the saloon
keeper fat.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17

If you think you can temper your
self into manliness by sitting there over
your books, it is the very silliest fancy
that ever tempted a young man to his
ruin. You cannot dream yourself into
a character; you must forge yourself one.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17

THERE is capacity in every m IN and
woman, though it may often lie latent,
to draw happiness from life in its vari-
oHs phases; and his or her entire vel
fare depends very largely upon the de-
gr, e to which this power exists. To lose
faith in it is to be blown about at the
mercy of the winds and waves of life,
and at last to be carried away by its
current; but to feel and exert it is to
guide the helm and conquer the storm,
and bring the boat successfully into
port. The man who does this is not
the mere pleasure seeker.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17
CLEWLANO, IoRAIN l. WHEELING R. r.
Time Card of Passenger Trains
horth-Read Up
South Read Down

In effect Dec a7th 1891 and until further notice,
standard Times minutes slower than
Columbus, Ohio, time.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17

THE crowning fortune of man is to
be born to some pursuit which finds him
employment and happiness, whether it
be to make baskets or broadswords, or
canals, or statutes, or songs.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17

RISE betimes in the morning and go
early to rest, that the body may be pre-
served in health; let yonr first reflection
be, how short are the hours before you
if devoted to business, study, social en-
jlyment, or other rational recreation.
and then find time if you can to indulge
in spleen and ill-humor.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17

IHAvE been great deal happier since
/ have given up thinking about what is
easy and pleasant, and being discon-
tented because could not have my own
will. Our life is determined for us; and
it makes the mind very free when we
give up wishing, and only think of bear
ing what is laid upon US and doing what
Is given us to do.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-03-17

A VAST amount of labor is lost in this
world by people being in haste. They
go at an undertaking without any pre-
vious reflection how best to accomplish
the purpose in hand.
The Washington bee., 1892-11-19
Jealousy.

True love. they say, is always accom-
Danied by jealousy, statement open 70
controversy, for any one brought into
contact with this class of people soon
discover that, though loving and Ioy-
able, tjley are usually vain and self con-
scious. Its not enough fort them to know
tiey are beloved; the world must know
it too. and the object Oh which their
troublesome affections are bestowed
must not seem untrue IN deed or
thought The jealous woman devotes
the time when she is with the man
whom she loves to question as to What
he has done, where he has been, whom
he has seen, etc, ana this last. asa rltie,
usually leads to trouble, for If t!ie
woman suspects that any OF the mo-
ments spent away from her have been
devoted to another, hornet's nest
would be a mild aad peaceful haven
of rest III comparison with the storm
that will ensue if her cOnjectures prove
correct Tears, pleadings, prote tationS,
wild bursts of passionate devotion all
mark the tclnpestuOus cou:tai.ip of Il
Jealous woman. The happinc.a of the
moment is completely swallowed MP III
lear of the future Wise is tie lover
who breaks the cords that bind him to
his exacting mistress ere it is too late!
As her husband, life becomes intoler-
able He dares not say another is good
looking, can not praise the fit of a gown
or size of . shoe without being ac-
eused of being madly in love with
their wearers. For him to speak to a
scene, anu even lis ff5H acrtai means q
come under the ban of his tyrant. She
Is Jealous of his mother-of his sisters
OF that part of his past in which she
has had no part. If he can convince
her that she is the only woman he ever
loVed-that life without her would be n
desert, and that sort of thing, you know.
then lie may enjoy moderate share of
happiness but if not, we regret to sav
that being in love and being in hot
water will prove synonymous terms to
the man who is unfortunately married
to jealous woman.
The Washington bee., 1892-11-19
eNnJMsEReD WITH NAMES.

WIN Partly Filled Burke's feeE-
baa with His Children's Names
The industrious persons who nave
contributed so many instances OF VI
uorro nomenclature have overlooked one
that I ;s to be found in the some"haS
nrosaic pages of the peerage. Among
tho collaterals of the Earl of Dysart IS q
certain Rev. Ralph William Lyonel . Iol-
lemacbe rector of South Wytham' near
Grontbam. who has himself assumed Tue
snrname of Acknowledgements
without the formality OF royal hcehse, I:
onJ who has distributed among his
thirteen children upward of hundred
for which he has apparently ransaekeu
mythology, fiction and history. ~
One, a boy, he called Lyulph fdWalio
Odin Nestor Egbert Lyonel Ioednlag
Hugh Erchenwyne Saxon Eas Cromweii
Orma Neville Dysart Plantagenet
willie the next, a girl, is Mabel hel-
,oinobam Ethel Huntingtower Beatrice
Blazonberrie Evangeline Wise de Lon de
Orellana Plantagenet Toedmag saxon
and amongst the names enjoyed by the
others are Lyonesse, Decima, veronica
Esytl. Undine, Cissa. Rowena. Qulntus'
I,elias. Ysabel, Saxonia and Leo. On
those occasions when these children
have to use their full name, either or
alIv or in writing, they will certainly
not rise to call their father blessed
Pail Mall Budget.
The Washington bee., 1892-11-19
"ROdSer, My Man."

There is a curious old ballad. with 9
quaint but catchy refrain, still sung in
Lancashire. 1t is called '.Rodger NV
Man, and runs thus
now, Rodger my man. because you're nv son
III gle the best counsel in life;-
Come haste ye away, and make no DELAY.
ror IL warrant ye'il get ye wife, We will
Yes. ye WILL so ye will;
For III warrant yell get ye wife, We will.
90 up hodger rose, and put on his clothes.
They were neither tattered nor torn.
see now my new clothes fit my yellow hose.
You'd have thought me gentleman horn Won
would ~"
Yes. you would. 80 you would.
YOU'D have thought me a gentleman born.
you would. M
so R0dger he mounted, and taking his leave
or mither so loving aud kind,
part, 'u'u
Leaving his mither behind, he was
hes he was, so he was;
Leaving his mither behind. he wac
On the very first one that he cam to
Was farmers daughter called GRACE.
he hadna spoken a word or two.
iii she tetch'd him slap l. the face. she dill
Yes. she did, so she did,
I'LL she fetch'd him slap i the face. she did,
Oh. if this is the way in seeking n ,v;fo
It's I'll ne'er seek for anither;
It's III away hame and live single nvlono
lts III away hame to my mither will
Yes. | will, so will;
I's LII away name to my mither, will.
From the Scotsman