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The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-03-09

Il can't see," said the woman who
was having her fiat papered, why the
landlord Should give me a brown-and-
yellow paper like that, when the folks
on the next floor got a beautiful blue
paper on their WALL"
II can tell you, mar'm," said the
paper hanger, 4 warn't going to let on,
but it's a clear case OF favoritism."
@Of course it is, snapped the woman,
emmy one with half an eye can see that,
but why should he favor that slab-sided,
cross-eyed-"
faint her-it's you he's favorin',
said the per-hanger, dropping his
voice to a mysterious whisper, "her pa
per's blue, amt 1t? Well, do you know
why he gave her the blue color, and you
the brown? You must swear you won't
say word-thcre's paris green enough
in that blue paper TO kill hull family
LORI you don't say sol"
"Yessum, it's fact. Now this yere
papers made of mineral color and won't
hurt u fly" And the perfldious man
hung another roll upside-down, while
the woman hurried out to tell the neigh
EOrs -Erae Press
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-03-09

beef. Carlisle, who has not been around
very much this session, is enamored Of
chops. Voorhees, is a light eater; n
q good porterhouse steak and is sup
piled.
George INDUCES in broiled oysters
and glass of milk. Walthall is an
other oyster lover, and Warren and
Carey are like-minded. Stewart pays
Cashier Birns for q stew or O reasonable
quantity of ,ither corned beef or roast
beef, cold; he drinks pot Of tea.
Oyster stew is Turpic's favorte bever-
age. Paddock devotes himself to raw
oysters or to baked apples with cream.
Chandler lives well; chafing-dish stew
suits his complaint most days; occasion
ally he prefers bowl OF bread and
milk. Pettigrew does not starve he
eats steak or chops. Hiscock is not q
regular luncher; when he does go down
he rarely eats anything but bowl OF
bread and milk. Plat is regular
boarder; he, too, likes bread and milk,
but not always; sometimes IL is a bowl
OF custard or q select stew. Daniel eats
raw oysters. SO does Perkins. Like
wise Vest. When Vest wants raw
oysters he eats them at the oyster coun-
ter. When his appetite is not oyster
struck he goes into the private dining,
room and waits while n cook broils q
large slice of cold roast beef. Very few
of the Senators eat dessert when their
luncheon is OF the solid sort; very few Of
them have ladies to lunch with them
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-03-09
German!
Syrup

Justice of the Peace, George VIII
kinson, of Lowville, Murray Co.,
Mum, makes deposition concern
ing severe cold. Listen to it. In
the Spring of 1888, through ex-
posure contracted a very severe
cold that settled on my lungs. This
was accompanied by excessive night
sweats. One bottle of Boschee's
German Syrup broke up the cold,
night sweats, and all and left me
in a good, healthy condition. can
give German Syrup my mostearnest
commentator" O
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-03-09

Senator employee, to say nothing Of the
liberal sprinkling of newspaper men who
hurry in and out, combining the hasty
pleasure OF eating with the business
of gathering information. To feed all
these hungry ones Mr.. Page has to
employ about thirty people-twelve Of
them in the kitchen-and they all have
reasonable opportunity to earn their
recompense. Threetdusky retainers at
tend to the customers at the lunch
counter, transmit orders Of walters to
the Kitchen and hand out the tangible
responses. OF these James Lewis is
chief. He is invariably designated
LEWIS, ,and he probably would not
know that he was being spoken to-if
otherwise addressed. His businesslike
silence is as marked as his business
like ability.
But 1t was not the average luncher
that Washington Star reporter be-
came interested in. He had both eyes
on Senators and on the men who do
their bidding In the private dining
rooms-from Head Waiter Dick Shaw,
portly, suave and solidly respectable,
down 10 the latest of Mr.. Pages APP
pointees. There is abroad in the land
vague impression to the effect that
Senators subsist principally on terrapin
and champagne. 1t may be necessary
to state that this impression Is errone-
Gus. Senators eat. just about as do
other men whose circumstances are on
about the same financial level-they
seem to have in them great deal Of
human nature.
More democratic, broadly speaking,
and moro simple in his stomachic APP
petite than any other Senator is Senator
Coke Of Texas. He Is regular caller
at the restaurant, but when he does put
In an appearance his invariable desire is
for pie-piece OF pie and a glass OF
water. He might enjoy these lHe.sus-
tainers in the comparative privacy of
the senatorial rooms, but he prefers to
stand right up against the counter and
there wash down large chunks of high
grade pic with the assistance Of clear
spring water. Senator Blair used to do
theSame thing, but he did it regularly
and perhaps a little more stylishly; he
always drank milk with his pie and the
pie was either apple or custard. Many
good news paragraph has the author
and flnisher OF the education bill given
away while rubbing elbows with q news
paper correspondent at that restaurant
counter. Mr.. Blair's departure from
the Senate leaves Senator Coke In un-
disputed possession OF that counter.
But there are good feeders in the SEN
ate and the kinds Of luncheon they daily
dispose of could not be served on the
counter. Perhaps the most consistently
good" are Senators Mcmillan, Wash
burn, Hoar and Squire. Mcmillan and
Washburn generally lunch together, and
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-03-09
Lightning to Order.

Franklin identified the lightning and
q good many have been Harvesting it
since, but Professor Elihu Thomson,
the eminent Massachusetts, electrician,
has gone farther and proposes to make
1t. In fact, he has made it down in his
laboratory in West Lynn. In brief, the
Professor has succeeded, by very simple
means, in securing extremely high po-
tential discharges. In an arc electric
lamp the carbons are, perhaps, three
eighths of an inch apart, and in n search
light little further. The flames, when
separated, act as conductor. In Profess
sor Thompson's new machine, however,
the distance is eight inches, and, of
course. no flame could leap so far. The
result is that torrents of sparks are
thrown off with no interruption and with
report like the rafting of Calling
gun. The strength of the discharge ap-
pears to be limited only by the size Of
the machine.-Philadelp Record.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-03-09
NYrcnched Out of Shane.

Joints enlarged and contorted by rheumatism
are among the penalties for allowing this OBJ
stinate malady TO gain full Roadway. Always is
it dangerous from its liability to attack the
vitals-invariably is it agonizing. Hostetter s
Stomach 81 tsrs has in nothing more clearly
asserted its supremacy to the ordinary rem
edies for this malady than in its power to expel
the rheumatic virus'completely from the blood.
1t is safe, too, while colchicum. veratrum, and
m neral poisons prescribed for 1t are not. The
efficacy OF the Bltters a cleanser Of the circu-
lation is also conspicuously shown where the
poison of niasma infects the vital fluid. or
where it is contaminated with bile. Constipa-
ton, dyspepsia, ia grippe" kidney and bladder
trouble. nervousness and debility are also re-
moved by Ii. The convalcscing and the aged
and inhrm derive much benefit from its use.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-03-09

No self-respecting Senator ever allows
his knife to get within a foot of his jugu-
lar. Members of the House may, per-
haps, elevate their pork and beans to
the mouth level without the assistance
Of fork, but the dlgnifed Senator hv~er
permits the ghttering steel greater alh-
tude than the,third button on his vest.
The day for eating with your knife was
cut short by that happy invention-the
four pronged fork.
Popular interest in Senators increases
in greater ratio than does the number
Of those more or less distinguished leg
islators. The thousands of visitors who
daily tramp through and around and
about the capitol delight in prying into
the senatorial existence; they occupy
the Senate floor until removed by the
opening Of the session and the energy Of
several employees; they survey Senators
from the galleries and criticise their
respective and. generally respectable
appearance; they peep through half
opened committeeman doors and reach
the apex Of the tourists bliss when they
behold Senator engaged In the con-
sumption OF food.
He's eatip' raw oysters" said
stranger TO his wife the other day. The
couple had, from afar. followed one OF
the Senators who represent their State,
to the Senate restaurant. The male
tourist watched the alleged legislator
commence feeding, and then reported TO
the waiting but equally CURIOUS female.
The Senate restaurant Is an interest
ing place. Business does not really
commence until noon, but for half an
hour thereafter there is no rush. Then
comes the crowd Of hungry ones, and
from 1890 until after two O'Clock the
walters hardly have time to perspire.
Every tsble has it's quota Of occupants,
and the String cf humanity that leans up
against the long counter is tolerably
continuous. 1t is a good place to find
almost any lost one, whether Senate or
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-03-09
thew eat steaks and chops and salads

they eat steaks and chops and salads
and such like cold goods. Senator
Squire believes In the same sort Of
food. Senator Hoar once excited much
popular commiseration by stating that
goldfish was his staple article Of diet.
That may be the main source OF his
nutriment at home, but in the Senate
his tendencies are toward tarrapin or
broiled oysters; none OF the walters
ever heard him mention Goldfish. Black
BURNS favorite dish Is deviled ham.
Teller manages to get along very nicely
with modicum OF cold tongue or corned
beef. Sawyer is devoted to custard pic
and milk; he likes liberal sprinkling of
cheese with his pie. Another. lover OF
pie Is Wilson; the variety is apple, and
1t must be hot. Frye believes broilcd
oysters to be satisfactory, but Stanford
prefers lamb chops or calves liver and
bacon. Fulton is very fond of pork and
beans. Sanders, like nearly all the
other Northwestern Senators, consumes
oysters; he likes them raw-the rawer
the better. Davis lives WE'LL sirloin
steaks are his weakness. Henderson
Is also properly fed; oysters are a spe-
cialty, and chatting dish stew is the
favorite. Hawley consumes oysters.
Allison thrives on graham bread toast
and pot OF tea. Hale wants bowl Of
custard and glass of milk.
German figures out the moves on the
national chess bo ard while disposing OF
cold turkey. Harris has an affection for
oysters that have been broiled. Vance
eats but little. He is satisfied generally
with a sandwich, glass of milk and,
sometimes, an apple. Faulkner devours
the raw oyster; Blodgett, the sirlon
steak. Cockrell is an infrequent visitor.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-03-09
A Female Fire Brigade.

Girton college has fire brigade which
includes nearly all the girls in the in
stitution. This is divided into three
corps, each having a captain and subs
captain, all of whom are subject to a
general head captain. Each week there
is a pump and-bucket practice, and in
summer there are frequent windows
practices" when the girls who volunteer
are lowered ut of the first floor window
to the ground by means Of rope knotted
with one loop over the arms and the
other around the kips.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-03-09

THERE is more Catarrh In this section of the
country than all other diseases put together,
and until the last few years was supposed TO be
incurable. For great many years doctors pro.
nounced 1t q local disease, and prescribed local
remedies. and by constantly failing to cure
with local treatment, pronounced it incurable.
Science has proven catarrh to be constitu-
tional disease, and therefore requires constitu-
tional treatment Halls Catarrh Cure, manu-
featured by h. ]. .Che4ey & Co., Toledo. Ohio, is
the only constitutional cure on the market. 1t
is taken internally in doses from ten drops to a
and mucous surfaces of the system. They offer
one hundred dollars for any case 1t fails to
cure. Send for circulars and testimonials Ad.
dress, +. j. CHENEY g. CO., Toledo o.
GS-S Sold by Druggists, 75c.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-03-09

eUN etONJ's
= tho way to a clear complexion,
free from blotches, pimples, erup-
tions, yellow spots, and. .roughness.
Purify your blood, and You have it.
With pure, rich blood, an active
liver, good appetite and digestion,
the hue of health follows. Doctor
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery
gives you all of them. 1t is the
purifier. There's no lack of
them, but there's mono like this.
It's guaranteed to accomplish all
that's claimed for it. In all dis
eases arising from torpid liver and
impure blood, it benefits or cures,
or the money is refunded. With
an ordinary medicine, it couldn't
be done. But this isn't an ordi-
nary medicine. f..
1t is the cheapest blood purifier
sold, through druggists, because you
only pay for the good you get.
Can you ask more?
The discovery" acts equally
well all the gear round.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-03-09

Mr.. john c. FERIMAN, Albion, Illinois,
writes on Jan. 10th, 1891: any wife has
been n great sufferer from headaches for
over 20 years. and your Bradycrotine is
the only medicine that has ever relieved
her. l can get you all the recommends
tions you want from here. We take great
pleasure In recommending 1t on all occa-
sions." or all Druggists. Fifty cents
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-03-09
Senatorial Snaclxs.

UT a knife to thy
throat IL thou be a
man given to APP
petite" said Solo
mon. Some Of the
people who live in
this year Of grace
do not think the adj
vice good. Neither
suicide nor eating
with a ok n If @ | s
good form in these
days. 1t must be
evident even to the
CASUAL visitor at
the Senate restau-
rant that the wise
man was not ad-
dressing his re-.
marks to United
States Senators.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-03-09
Big Auditoriums.

st. Paul's Cathedral will hold &c, geo
people and st. Peters in Rome has ac-
commodations for "a 900.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-03-09
Utilized His Spare Time.

A barber in Burlington, VT, upset all
previous records the other day by going
out and getting married while waiting
customer was being lathered by his as
sistant.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-03-09
The Only One Ever Printed Gan You Find
The Word?

There II q 0-inch display advertisement
I'm this paper this week which has no two
words alike except one word. The same Is
true Of each new one appearing. each week
from The DIR. Harter Medicine Co. This
house places a "Crescentn on everything
they make and publish. Look for II, send
them the name OF the word, and they will
return you BOOK. BEAUTIFUL LITHoGRAPHs,
or SAMPLES. FREE.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-03-09

THE first happiness OF a man is not to
sin at all; the second is to be sensible
and sorry for his sin.-St. Chrysostom.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-03-09

SAVE YOURSELVES, CoUGHs HALE's HONEY
OF. HoREHoUND AND TAR prevent bronchitis and
consumption.
PIXIES TooTuAcHE DRoTs uro In one Minute.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-03-09

For Coughs and Throat troubles use
@BROWN'S BRONCHIAL TROCHES "
"They stop an attack of my asthma cough
very promptly."-C. Fdlch, Mtdmirille, Ohio.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-03-09

THERE is no other way OF obtaining
light and intelligence but by the labor
of attention Malebranche.
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IS Why
Are You
SiCk?''

knew it. Oh, bother the doctor Get a
bottle of Vtetta6le ComPoWid, and take it
faithfully, as have done. I've been through
this thing myself, but am never troubled
now. Do as | tell you, my fpend."
D~,,Joot ,,,Or,ar xuhn hest understand their
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-03-09

If you have poor health. write to DR..
Crowley, Terre Haute, Indiana.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-03-09

How CAN we expect harvest of
thought when we have not had the seed
time of haracter?-Thueau
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-03-09

IF work is growth, the world is full Of
people who are very small
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-03-09

81 know precisely how
you feel; it is that ner-
vous, irritable feeling;
your back troubles you.
and when you try to
read a little your head
ACHES. Isn't that so1 (
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-03-09
WASHINGTON GOSSIP.
THE OAMUT OF CASTRONOMY
RUN BY STATESMEN.

Secrets OF the Recommendations Who
Live on Bread and neutrality-suspicious.
Politicians Vyho Regale Themselves on
Turkey-The Pork and Bean Eaters.
The true northerner. [volume] (Paw Paw, Mich.) 1855-1920, 1892-03-09

n aNANAhN "
ailments find in the
Compound a remedy for
all their distressing'ills..
1t removes at once
those pains, aches, and
weaknesses, brightens
the spirits, restores di-
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the system.
All Druggists sell il, or sent
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Liver Pills, . S5c. Core
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Address In confidence,
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II Cures Colds, Coughs. Sore Throat, Group,
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Asthma. A certain cure for Consumption In hrse
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THERE is NO DANGER IN IT.

The best recommendation that a
popular remedy can present is that it
is safe in the hands of children. When
we consider how many little ones are
injured every year by finding the med
icine bottle and taking an overdose, a
remedy that contains no poison is
alone entitled to be called a great
household medicine. That this is the
case with Reid'S German Cough and
Kidney Cure, the following is proof:
Wady Petra, Stark Co., ILL.,, Aug. 6, 'oe.
Sylvan Remedy Co., Peoria, III.
Gentlemen We have sold Reds Ger
man Cough and Kidney Cure about two
years and found it to be a good seller, CIV
ing good satisfaction, and we know that
it contains no poison, for my little girl
about two years old got hold of bottle
and drank half of it and 1t did not injure
her in the least, Bot did her good. We
can cheerfully recommend it to the public.
HEBER CHASE & co.
Of what other cough remedy can
this be said? Get it of any dealer.
SYLVAN REMEDY CO., Peoria, III.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1892-10-08
THE MOHT HTURRORN

IHE MUST Oh O00 OItN
Skin and Scalp Diseases, the worst
forms of Scrofula, all blood taints
and poisons of every name and nat
ure, are utterly rooted out by DR..
Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery.
For every disease caused by q torpid
liver or impure blood, it is the only
remedy so certain and effective that
it can be guaranteed. If it fails to
benefit or cure, you have your
money back.
Eczema, letter, Salt-rheum, Fry:
sipelas, Boils, Carbuncles, Enlarged
Glands, Tumors, and Swellings, and
every kindred ailment, arc COM
pletely and permanently cured by it.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1892-10-08

CHICAGO, Oct 0.-Ex-President Cleve-
land will be seen in Chicago this month.
Word was last night received that he
had decided to reconsider his refusal OF
the invitation to the exposition dedica-
ton and was preparing a letter of ac-
ceptance. This report was confirmed
by Director-General Davis who had re-
ceived n promise that Mr.. and Mrs
Cleveland would be here October 81.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1892-10-08

Ask your doctor what hap
pens to cod-liver oil when it
gets inside of you.
He will say it is shaken
and broken up into tiny
drops, becomes an emulsion;
there are other changes, but
this is the first.
He will tell you also that
it is economy to take the oil
broken up, as it is in SCOTS
Emulsion, rather than bur-
den yourself with this work.
You skip the taste too.
Let us send you an inter-
esting book on CAREFUL L1v-
ING; free.
Scorr & BOwxE, Chemists, ISa South 9Th Avenue.
Your druggist keeps seotts Emulsion Of eOd-livsr
oil-aIl druggists everywhere do. 81.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1892-10-08
The FIrst RI,ler Not Fastest.

BERLIN. Oct Count Stahremberg,
an Austrian rider, arrived at the goal
in the Tcmpelhoff field at o'clock this
morning, having ridden from the Aus
trian starting point in IL hours and "a
minutes, three hours better than the
time made by Lieut. MiISlos, the first
Austrian to finish. He rode dark bay
gelding named Athos, and finished his
ride in q gallop
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1892-10-08
The PrOper Way.

81 haven't had time tobreathc since !
arrived ut eight-thirty this morning,
complained the cashier to the book
keeper.
"You should do your breathing be-
fore you come to the office" replied the
bookkeeper. Judge.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1892-10-08
Give Us Rest.

This 10 the prayer Of the nervous who do
not sleep well. Let them use Hostetter'B
Stomach Bitters aud their prayer will DO
speedily answered. Insomnia Is the prod
uct OF indigestion and nervousness, two AZ.
ISOLATE ailments, soon remedied by the Bit
ters, which also vanQuishes malaria, con-
stipation, liver complaint, rheumatism and
kidney complnints
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1892-10-08
august.
Flower

II am happy to state to you and
10 suffering humanity, that my wife
has used your wonderful remedy,
August Flower, for sick headache
and palpitation of the heart, with
satisfactoryresults. Forseveralyears
she has been a great sufferer, has
been under the treatment of eminent
physicians in this city and Boston,
and found little relief. She was in
duced to try August Flower, which
gave immediate relief. We cannot
say to much for it." L. c. Frost,
Springfield, Mass. o
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1892-10-08
Grown Poor.

Doctor--The trouble with you is that
you are suffering from impoverished
blood.
Patient-I should think it would be
impoverished. 1t has already bsen eS-
amined by ten doctors.-Datroit FREQ
Press
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1892-10-08

W. Il. GRIFFIN, Jackson, Michigan, writes
"SufIered with Catarrh for fifteen years
Halls Catarrh Cure cured me-" Sold by
Druggists, 75c.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1892-10-08
Have You Asthma?

DIR. r. ScuIFFMANN, IT. Paul, Mimi, will
mail trial package OF Schiffmann's Asthma
Cure free TO any sufferer. Gives instant re-
lief In worst cases, and cures where others
fail. Name this paper and send address.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1892-10-08
EL.Y'S
CREAM BALM

I1fcred from ca
tarrh ~ years. Tn
dropphuDs into M'
throat iCers Mdusedt'
Tug. Ny nose bled
almost dci'H. Since
the first day use Of
Elu'S Cream Balm
hare had no b,eedin1,
the GOrcness 10 en-
tirely gone. d. g.
Davidson, icith The
Boston Budget.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1892-10-08

NATURE 10 on the road along with the other
fall travellers. Her samples OF colors IRE
unusually Standardization Globe.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1892-10-08

DoH'T fool with Indigestion nor with 9
disordered liver, but take Beecham's Pills
for immediate relief. 25 cents box.