The Sully County watchman. (Clifton, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1894, 1892-01-16
WIT AND HU NOR.

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Burning questions are frequently
discussed in insurance offices. Pitts
bury Commercial.
In joint debate it is expected that
one of the disputants will he roasted.
-LOUcN Courier.
Horse sense is pretty good thing
TO have a; times. 1t teaches fellow
to say gh.-R0chcStcr i'0St.
One trouble with the Self-made man
is that he thinks everybody should be
made aS he is.--NcU Orleans PicuVItHe.
Drfaulters who are seeking hole 10
crawl out of should head for the ST.
Cl,ir tunnel. which leads to Canada
PttSburg DtSpatch.
Hcllotit is the name of new cx-
ploSive 1t might he used by indig-
nant men while talking into the telc-
phone. Rochester Express.
1t is unaccountabIe how an operator
on the stock market who buys and
sells for future delivery can still be IA
disueIicver in hereafter boston
Transcript.
Wool-''W hat does it signify when
you see a morIuc- keeper wearing biz
diamOnd?" Van Pclt-"Tnat the
police We're not in it at the death. -
y. J. HcrHid.
II thought you said that Pottcrbv
was sucl broad-minded man cant
see it that way "Pcrhaps you got
an cdwcwi>e view of him. - Lldiun-
dpO.tN JOHrHit.
Enpcc cc-"Fho doctor says it wouldn't
take but n breath to carry me off
Mrs. Enpcc "The breath YOU brought
home last might was strong enough.
" J. N,rnd.
A great man can disappornt his
enemies most BY dying, ard so COM
pcllin@ them TO hold their tongues out
OF ubcdiencc TO the laws of public
deceucy. AtctiSoH G'obc.
Have YOU anything suitable for
mc?' asked the baId-hcadcd customer
of the clothing salesman. Yes, sir;
we have Il choice lot Of mohairs. -
Smith, Gray d CO.'S NoHtbiy
That child i, really dangerous. He
always was curious, and now he's just
old enough to take advantage of the
keyholc." %. see. He has come to
the pecr-age. ."-Baitimorc american.
II think there's something that's
missed ABOUT college lile now, Said an
w ,,"',aJ ,'t ,ha ,,rafanr .,pS, ,a;'i-
60, - ~, - l'..a ~" ''.''N
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NohFtShlP Is poem salu MAUD
mothef III SehtIe tones anu win
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81.
w NY 20 you not eat Nour apple
Tommy I'm waitin' till Johnny
hr'SSS comes aIonS. Apples tastes
."'S o.'''i "'''l '"ti = S"''e ol''et N'u
~ way" l"" eat en- - -1"''H''"Po''S
''"' '''''
Il feel as fresh as Il daisy he re-
marked cXuberantly. And the slangy
girl simply remarked: That's a first
ra'e S'lli'!e' IL "outu take a daisy to
o' '"H '''h2 'ihc IL iteSh aS you are
""N"'""'"" sur
'BarDcr> are too fond of couverSa-
ton. No. You wrong them. What
they like is solilOquy. You'll tind if
You attempt To do any OF the talking
most oarort' WA aroP 'ather IN your
ih""'h' = "c"'
You seemed TO be holding Tong
talk with Iimmins This afternoon.
WHAT WAS the burden OF your converS-,-
ton? II don't remember, now.
know that it was "A burden. though. ~
Iadw!sapo'is JoarHH
FIRST Politician The fact is, one
bali the stories that one hears during
the campaign ar" ba>"I">> ial~rhood>.
second Dilr"-'l"u refer OF course.
- the stories The other side tells. !
agree win you. boStoH transcript.
FIRST Gided Youth There roes
that Brown. who is constantly taken
for me. Wonder what's th" rcn>onP
n" ""r~m I '""k IKE me IN IN" least.
>"c"n' quo No. that So; but No"
may LOOK Ike h'm YOU know Hr"o6-
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