River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-05-05
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PITH AND POINT.

-Ahpiher IdfddON--''An nv 60 tneN
call Mr.. Booser loose character?''
because he gets tight. ~. y. Press.
-4Patient-.'I can't sleep at night,
doctor. What Shall do?n Doctor
''You should cohtrive 90 sleep a little
through the day, then
Among the pitable people Of the
world are those who have to be disa-
greeable in order 80 have their remarks
noticed Washington star.
-Shopper-'Are those fast eolors?''
Clerk Well, ] should say as much.
You just wash II once and see how fast
they'll run. "-Bostoff Courier
Her face is apoen, her bonrsct sonnet"
Was their Judgment IN sentences teFse.
But failed to perceive it. How could z 10.
When TO inc she was always aversef
N. Y. Press.
Husband" they evidently think
that Father 0'Neill has some real met
tie in him. Wlfe@"Oh what have
they done?n Husband-"Made q canon
IF him. Pick Me Up.
Mother 10 Jimmy caught in the
act of smoking a cigar|='I don't want
you to let me see you at that again :"
Jimmy-"And didn't want to LEI You
see me this time. What made you loolx?''
old Friend-''Your plan is most
excellent one; but do you think your
wife will agree TO it?'' Married Man
ooh, yes; I'll tell her some one else sug-
rested II, and III call il an idiotic idea. -
Wasp.
-Enigmatica1. -=''But haven't You
ever thought aboutg citing married, Tn
Gle JACKIE" 'Why,yes, | certainly have
thought about it, my dear-in fact, I've
remained single owing to that very rea-
son. Fun.
Kisses IT.
Whenever my true loves mouth l scan
1t seems TO me 10 be
Good opening for clever maIi--
And act on that idea.
Puck.
Mrs Snowbali-''so Foa is sprink-
lin flows on your husban's graves.
Which one yo' decoratin' now?" Mrs.
Widowthrice-''Sh / dunno. Neber
could 'membah what ordah dey's laid
in. KATE Fields Washington.
The Wherefore of Tt-Tom-''H Harry
said that YOU owed something to every
tailor in town. told him it was not
so. because" Jacl1-"Ah, then have
a friend" Tom Because every tailor
wouldn't trust you. Yankee Blade.
Somehow a man can not help feel
ing a little queer as wen as a good deal
proud when he is invited to address the
school III the very same room where he
used to white his desk and make carl
catures of the teacher. - Somerville
Journal.
-Clarissa Come now, Ethel, was it
a genuine, unsolicited proposal-no leap
year business about it?'' EtheI-''Of
course it was The idea that I could
propose to any man, Clarissa-''Well,
you must excuse me, dear. but it seems
impossible that such thing could hap
pen"
-Mother-"Johnny, you ought to be
ashamed of yourself. Here you are in
bed yet, while the sun has been up for
hours" ''Johnny-''Yes, but the sun is
warm when it gets up, while am al
ways cold when / get up. There are
different kinds of sons, and you have
got them mixed up
breaking the Joyful News.-.'My
dear young friend" said the elder man.
laying his hand caressingly on the 9th
er's arm, 81 admire you for the lofty
sentiments you have uttered, but /
would not be doing the duty of a father
if trusted my daughter in your hands
until you were able to support her"
lyon are quite right, sir" said the
young man. But he added: Il have re-
served an important communication for
the last. You are evidently not aware,
sir" he continued as a look of great
peace came over his face, that my sal
airy has just been raised to SIS week. "
l. D.,