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The prison mirror. [volume] (Stillwater, Minn.) 1887-1894, 1892-11-17

pOnent is retired astronomer, who has
received quite reputation for having
discovered large canal on the planet
Mars, thereby settling all dispute as
to whether that planet was inhabited
and also proving that none of the in-
habitantS had experimental (like
WattS) with kettle. The StudiOus
young man you see playing yOnder GER
tain critics say will become leading
character in ten-pin circles; though he,
has travelled a great deal in foreign
lands he is no better at ten-pinS than
when he began his travels Notice, my
friend, that portly individual Zealously
watching the champion, he is considered
one of the best bOWlerS in town; he OBJ
tanned his reputation by his friends
putting him up, and SlanderOuS persons
say that he even bribeS some of them to
praise his style and method of bowling.
Bowling is no modern invention, the
ancientS were acquainted with it; but
their methods of playing were very
crude, generation after generation have
added improvements until bowling has
become science.
''The skill of our patrons is largely
due to the stimulating cordials they alb
sorb. We patronize only the very best
distilleries, for the palates of our Gus
toners are very fastidiOus and the
amount of beverage they consume is
enormous. But DIR. Musty Logic's
Compound is imbibed the most. The
discOverer of this famous medicine was
an ancient Egyptian; through life he
was compelled to sell sheep skins and
goose quilts for living. Every sue
ceeding generation scientific men have
rivalled one another in paying tribute
to his memory. Professor Dry Talks
Tonic is much sought after, but it is
not as old medicine as the Compound.
The others are modern Inventions
Small Talks Brain Food has the largest
demand of the two
A number of gentlemen now entered
the hall and my worthy gossip was
compelled to leave me to serve them.
Filled with wonder by what | had
seen and heard, left the bowling-alle
promising myself that in the near fut-
ure | would visit the place again.
&C.
The prison mirror. [volume] (Stillwater, Minn.) 1887-1894, 1892-11-17
Christianity and Labor.

Some time ago | expressed my Opin-
ion freely on the recent strikes that oc-
CURED throughout the country. l will
now say few more words in the same
direction. but under a little different
heading.
| believe Christ proclaimed the broth
erhoOd of man in the most emphatic
and unmistakable terms: ''One is your
Master. even Christ and all We are
brethren" In my judgment this great
principle has never been recognized in
the practical relations of men. Work
ingmen claim right to secure larger
share in the gains and hOnOrs of adj
based on the wealth, progress, and pow
cOghized rights of the producing classes
cannot be secured by the methods so
often employed. Strikes that involve
the enforced idleneSs of men, and some
times the destruction of life and prop
erty, are contrary to right, reason, reve-
latiOn and experience. Neither do /
think there can be proper adjustment
of these relations by legal enactmentS
so long as legislation is controlled by
partisan politics. When the effort to
secure votes predominates over the eff
fort to secure justice, the relations be-
tween capital and labor can never be
equitably adjusted. The Christian re-
ligion will produce the only radical and
permanent cure for the evils that now
agitate society. 1t teaches a brother
hood of humanity, embracing the rich
and the poor: so that if one member
suffers all will suffer. 1t gathers all in
one common cause at His fOOtStOOl to
cry with confidence: "Our Father who
art in heaven, give us this day our daily
bread" The Golden Rule, "Do ye unto
others as We would they should do unto
will, if carried out, prevent injustice
and oppression. A. A. w.
The prison mirror. [volume] (Stillwater, Minn.) 1887-1894, 1892-11-17
so THE WORLD GOES.

Laugh. and the world laughs with you:
Weep, and you weep alone.
For this brave old earth must borrow its mrtl
It has trouble enough of its own.
Sing and the hills will answer;
Sigh! 1t is lost on the air;
The echoes bound to joyful sound.
f:ut shrink from a vOicing care.
Rejoice. and men will seek you;
Grieve and they turn and go;
They want full measure of all your pleasure.
But they do not want your wOe
Be glad. and your friends are many:
BE sad. and you lose them all:
There are none to decline your nectared wine.
Sat alone you must drink life's gall.
Feast. and your halls are crowded.;
Fast. and the world goes by;
Succeed and give, and it helps you live.
But no man can help you die.
There is room in the halls of pleasure
For long and lOrdly train.
But one by one we must all file on
Through the narrow aisles of pain.
john A. Joyce, IN the Humanitarian.
The prison mirror. [volume] (Stillwater, Minn.) 1887-1894, 1892-11-17
The Bowling-Alley.

Some time ago, as | was strOlling
down one of the principal streets of
large city, I was attracted by a sign in
front of magnificent building, which
informed the public that the building
contained a bowling-alley.
Promising myself some new diver
sion, entered the building and found
myself in large hall. On one end of
the hall was spacious bar that extend
&c nearly halfway across the room: be-
hind the bar were rows of shelves filled
with all kinds of bottles. The sight of
so much nectar" banished my good
resolutions, and as / approached the
bar to order "tonic was surprised
by the curious labels on the bottles
Instead of reading Rock and Rye"
"Scotch Whisky" "Old Monogram"
ETC., ETC., they read, Professor Dry
Talks Tonic" CDR. Musty Logic's
Compound" "Dusty'S InvigoratOr,"
Professor Small Talks Brain Food"
When my astonishment had passed
away | turned to accOst the bartender,
but, instead of a pugilistic young man
ina white apron, l beheld a man passed
middle age, with all enormous head
that was crowned by an expanse of
smOOthness, and who was gazing at me
inquiringly through pair of green
goggles. What can do for you, my
friend? Not wishing to expose my
Ignorance | replied, "A little of Dry
Talks Tonic, please He placed the
Tonic before me, and reaching under
the counter he produced bottle from
which he poured small amount of
liquor into a glass and remarked
Drink this, after you have swallowed
the Tonic; it will remove the bad taste
from your mouth The dram had a
disagreeable flavor but the "wash" was
exceedingly pleasing.
Being naturally inquisitive, and over
Joyed at discovering so good place to
satisfy my passion, I left the bar to eX-
plore my strange surroundings. AT
the other side of the hall I noticed
groups of people, and as l drew near
perceived that some of them were play
ing ten-pins, while the rest gazed ad-
miringly on. [ stood among the spec
tators watching the players for some
time, when / was seized with desire
to learn something of the frequenters
OF the strange place I had wandered
into. returned to the bar and lOOsened
the bartender's tongue with couple of
rounds of Professor Small Talks Brain
Food, and he beguiled me with the fol-
towing DISCOURSE:
This, my friend, is the only first-class
bowling alley in the city; our customers
are the elite of society and the most
skillful bOwlers in the country. That
ly is the champion of the city-just no.
tice the admiration of the bystanders
as he launches the ball at the pins: hear
the applause-he must have made a
good caSt-he seldom misses. He
makes all the balls he uses, and has
made quiet a fortune selling others of
his own make to his friends. His op-
The prison mirror. [volume] (Stillwater, Minn.) 1887-1894, 1892-11-17

Prince Coloredo Mansfield, proprietor
of a vast domain in Bohemia, has mort
gagged his estates for S60,OO0,OOO flOrins
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1892-03-28
NTAeFIELD & HALL,
RUG Gil rs,

MAJ EFAELD O hAIIi
DRUG aIsTs,
ornor Prince and Fairfax street.,
Prescriptions specially. English, French
German and Domestic Toilet Soaps; Genuine
Farina Cologne; Magnolia, Hedyosmia, Geranium
and Florida Water Genuine Lubin's Extracts;
Sponge Hair Brushes and Combs; bost Engliak
Tooth Brushes q full assortment Of Patent Medii
cines, Coxe's Gelatine, Corn Starch; sca Moss Fai
rine; Spices of all kinds and select stock Of all
articles sold By druggists at prices FL low a. the
same quality can be obtained elsewhere. Goo
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1892-03-28

WARRENTON-TIains Nos. 8, 10, IS and IA
onnect dnily, Is and 16 daily, except Sunday, to
and from Wsrrenton.
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays $40 g. n,
arrive Franklin Junction $50 a. M. leave Rocky
Mount Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays 1000
a. m, arrive franklin junction 1:15 p. m.
Leave franklin Junction Mondays, Wedncs-
days and Fridays 1:5O p. M: arrive Rocky
Mount 44O p No. and leave Franklin Junction
Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays 1876 p. II;
arrive Rocky Mount 1920 p. Ia.
SLEEPING CAB SERVICE.
On trains Nos. and 10 Pullman Buffet Sloeo'
ors between New York and Atlanta, and At
lants and New Orlesns, and Atlsnta and Memphia
On trains Nos. II and i2 Pullman Buset ves-
thule sleepers betweon Washington SID Char
vile via Salisbury and Ashovile, and through
coaches between Now York aud Atlanta.
Through tickets sale at the principal stations
TO all points. For rates or information apply to
shy agent Of the Company, or to
WASHINGTON AND OHIO DIVISION.
ALL TRAINS DAILY EXCEPT SUNDAY.
Leave AlexsndTja from depot at $40 g. N
and 4:4O p. m; arrive at Round Hill lao 81.
M and ITO p. Ia. No 4:40 p. n train Sunday.
Leave Alexandria Sunday at 9:10 q. u and
$50 p. m. Leave Washington at $40 a. m. ard
6:25 p. m.
Returning, trains leave Bound Hill 600 q. M.
and LOO p. NJ, arriving at Mo1andria at 1913
q. IA. and $50 p. m.
Leave Washington at 6:25 p. m. Sunday and
arrive at Leesburg at $40 p. m. Leave Leosburg
at $40 a. m. daily, except Sunday, and leave at
Washington at 6:53 q. m.
The $40 8. N. train from Alexandria connects
at Round Hill with stage for Blue Ridge, Berry.
Vile and Winchester, and at Leesb1rg with stagea
for Aldie and Middleburg.
The $40 0. m. train and 4:40 p. m. train from
Alexandria connect at Vienna with stages for
Fairfax Court House.
T. O. TROY, Acting supt., Alexandria, Va.
W. A. TURK, Asst. g. P. A., Charlotte, NC.
W. Il. GREEN, Gen. Mgr, Atlanta, Ga.
JAS. L. TAYLOR, g. P. A., Atlanta, Ga.
SOL HAAS, Traffic Mgr, Atlsnts, Ga.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1892-03-28
TIE GAZETTE
NJ )NDAv Evening. MARCH %.
aYing already

SEEKING A TENTH WIFE-Having already
lsii nine wives in the grave. Barton Turner, q
widowsr Of 81 years, Of Peekskill. N. T., is lock-
ing for wife number 10. Outside Of the land Of
Normons he il su3p opposed to beat all previous
American RECORD DIS for marrying. He waited I'M.
ii he xas 26 be fore wedding his frat wife. She
died a three months, but No. 2 lived fer twenty.
nina years Since then ne has been groom sn !
a chief mourner st funerals 10 rapid succ.ssion.
After exhsusting the marriasesb,e material Of
his town twenty years ago, he went to Pough-
keepsie, got four in that neghborhool and now
goes back and is eagerly looking for tenth wife
among the grand daughters Of his first wiie's
neishtore
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1892-03-28
Opening and Closing of the Mails.

Northern mails close at 1880 and $50 q. N
and 12:45 and Gas p m. and s:45 p. n. Open
ct 500 a. a., 1900 n, and $50 p. N.
Southern mails, via Charlottesville. Virginia,
close st s % and Hoo a. m. and $40 D. m.
Open st 500 and 1:47 p. n. and $50 p. m.
Manassas Division uails close at 800 a. m.
and 4:3O p. n Open st 1890 g. m.
Southern mails, via Richmond Va, closes at
1920 g. n, 3.45 and 800 p N. Open st S:45
y N. and 1870 p. n.
Alexandria and Roand Hill, w., mails close at
$50 e. Il. end A:10 p. n. Open at 800 a. n and
$3.50 p. m.
Closed rails to Falls Church, Vienna, Fairfax
Oh, Herndon, Leeebarg, Purceilyille and Round
Hill, Vs., close 81 40 p and open ct 500 m.
Western mails cloge at 1850 a. NJ, 12:45 snd
900 p. m. opez ~ $50 and 1000 o. m, snd
300 p. II.
Washington. DC, nails close at 7:30 and $50
q. u nj 1880, 4:4o and go p. m. Open
at g.. M tc.o0 2. u. 1900 r., and 500 and
OGco Heurs-open st 500 a. n. Close at $50
.. n. Open NJ $50 y. n. Cloue at 7 p. nc.
sunday souIs--Qran ct 600 o. m. Close at
$50 q. y.
CAsg.xss' Standardization made on s.
"Trip routes-G:30 and 1000 q. In, 1920
zoo ard 5:45 p. 70. On "Trip routs-63O and
1000 .. 70. and 5:45 2. n.
Deliveries made at 500 a. N. 12 M. and 500
p.u.
suRday-Carrlsrs e., dow opaa at 500 and
o'csa at $40 :.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1892-03-28
No. 16.
ro.rv Ronrn D s1eent No. a. No. TO- 70. II
Sunda = Daily. Daily. Daily

Washington and Southwestern Yestibuled Linn
tied, operated daily between Washington and At
lsnta. Leave Washington, No. 81, HOO p. ~;
Alexandris 1923 p. NJ; Charlottesville 2 10 a.
M; Lynchburg 1854 am, arriving Danville $40
a. m arrive Atlanta sos p. m.
Returning, leave Atlanta, No. SO, 1.25 p.
M: Danville 1.30 q. M; arrive Lynchburg
800 Q. M; Charlottesville 81 q. NJ; Washington
S:3S a. m. This train is composed entirely Of
Pullman csr., on which extra fare is charged
not exceeding 81 over and above regular Pullman
charged to enY poiE t.
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1892-03-28

A JEWISH MovEMENT.-The Hebrew p'pors
arc having controversy over the proposed
change OF the dsy Of worship from Saturday to
Sunday. Rsbbi Abram 8. Jsascs, OF New Yoik,
Gays that Judisem is now appealing 70 the "otle
"a IL never aid before since tn, Dispersion, and
he asks: why retain the mask Of an impossible:
imrrsc,icab.e religion in the stir and activity OF
a new ci ,iljz,tion, to which tie Jew will have to
adapt himself just rs his fathers in their days
sdapted themselves with more CT less grace al
repIdity2"
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1892-03-28
CHINAWARE, &c.
Spring Patterns
II Glassware & Earthenwar(

We have received 10 the past few days
225 BARRELS GLASS WARE
which We have carefully selected for the Spring
Trade and which il entirely new for this season
Thtre is nothing IL the lot that We lave offered
BEFORE and as We have bought this direct from
the manufacturers at the lowest possible price,
we can assure on that it will be offered TO you at
bottom fguIe, We have Ills received large lot
OF Chamber sets, new decorations and shapes, and
these have taken 50 well that We have air ady du-
plicsted our orders. We can also offer you the
cel,b ated 81. P. r." brand OF Turkey Feather
busters at 2Oc for the g. Dusser, and ell other
sizss at correspordiDgly low figures. Have on
seen those
slO HAVILAND FRENCH
CHINA TEA.SETS,
in three decorations received the latter part OF
February? We have only a feH now, but have
another lot to arrive tomorrow. We have car
ried over from last season few very choice
Library and Parlor Lamps which We offer you at
per cent. discount from the holiday prices
E@rWe will esteem it favor if You will call
ard examine our stock and get cur piles before
you make your purchases.
T.. j, MILLER e. SON.
msl8 70. 81 King street. Ale1andris, Va
Alexandria gazette. [volume] (Alexandria, D.C.) 1834-1974, 1892-03-28
FOR ALEXANDRIA, ZOE v1senv,,

Misunderstanding Press Dis
patches, Washington and Richmond
Correspondence, Daily Market Re.
ports, Local News and matters of
interest to Virginia, but more es.
peclally to this city and section of
the State.
The GAZETTE is now the Oldest
paper in the State, ard with few
exceptions the Oldest in the coun-
try, and its usefulness has been de.
monstrated and appreciated during
Tue NINETY ONE YEARS Of its exist.
ence. In its columns has always
been found a mirror Of passing
events and the careful chronicling
of the history Ct what is going on
in the world has ever been its aim.
1t is always welcomed in the house
hold, while in the counting room
and work shop it has become in.
valuable.
The GAZETTE, situated as it is 60
close to Washington, the great GEN.
tire of news, enjoys daily the bene-
fit of the ASSOCIATED PRESS DIS.
PATCHES from every part Of the
world; hence its patrons can read
from. its columns in the evening
what has transpired that day in ev-
cry portion of the United States as
we'll as from every part of the bab.
liable globe. Consequently it is
an everyday occurrence for the
GAZETTE to publish kilograms from
the various European capitals about
twelve or fifteen hours earlier than
the morning papers.
Correspondence from Washing
ton, Richmond and every sactlon of
the State is published regularly,
and all events of interest occurring
within the bounds of the Common
wealth are to be found in the COL
umns Of the GAZETTE.
The local department furnishes
full and complete history of every
thing that occurs in and near the
city, and this feature will, as ever,
receive careful attention.
Another feature that serves to
make the GAZETTE a great desider-
alum with merchants is its after
noon market reports from all the
great centres of the country.
The GAzETTE's circulation in this
city is now larger than at any time
in its history and is steadily increas-
ing, especially among those who
consult its advertising columns be-
fore purchasing.
The COUNTRY EDITION is
nearly as large as that Of the daily.
This edition is sent out three times
4 week.
The advantages Of advertising
n this paper are apparent.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-10-27
Safe. Quick and Effective

The valuable curative properties of
Allcock's Porous Plasters are due to the
employment of the highest medical and
chemical skill. Thew are purely veget,
able, and in ingredients and methods
have never been equsled; safe, quick and
{ Elective in their action; they do not burn
or blister. but soothe and relieve while
curing. and can be worn without causing
pain or Inconvenience.
Do not be deceived by misrepresenta'
ton. All other so-called Porous Plasters
are limitations, made to sell on the repu'
tation OF Allcock's.
Ask for Allcock's, and let no solicita.
ton or explanation induce you to sccep,
substitute.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-10-27
Gould Only Talk to Ono.

He was on bis vacation, but seemed to be
at loss to know what to do to pass away
the time. So he drifted back into the Of
flee "just to look around" as he put it.
The boys nodded to him pleasantly and
went on with their work, and he moved
uneasily from one room to another, saying
nothing to any one until his eyes rested on
a young man in a far corner of one of the
rooms-a young man for whom he had no
especial liking anyway. He went over and
sat down by him.
Il find time passes mighty slowly" he
said.
"Yes," returned the young man.
"Oh, yes. There's no one to chum with,
you know. Nearly every one else is work
ing"
"Quite right" acquiesced the young
man.
Now I'd sort of like to come up occa
sionally and bother the boys, just for the
fun of the thing, you know, but the boss
won't have it,"
''No?"
mo. He gave me warning when 1
started on my vacation that 1 wasn't to
bother 'em."
"Indeedfn
Yes. He said, Have all the fun you
want, but don't disturb any Of the boys
who work here"
He put a pretty strong accent on "work, ;"
smiled pleasantly and left with the con-
viction that his vacation had not been en-
tirely wasted. He had settled a long stand
ing grudge. The young man scowled and
wondered If there was anything personal
in the remarks.-Detroit Free Press.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-10-27
REYNOLDS.

REYNOLDS. Oct. 26.-Ed W. Jones. of
Kansas, has moved to our town and will
embark in the butcher business.
Farmers are busy husking corn. They
report the yield disappointing and the
quality inferior.
Psrmenter Bros poultry house will
open up for business about Nov. 1 when
chickens. ducks, turkeys and geese will
be slaughtered in great number.
j. Il. Ganut left for visit TO relatives
and friends In Kansas. Mrs G. V. Petit
has returned from q visit to her parents,
Dir and Mrs. James Repine. at Orion, Ill.
On Wednesday evening at the residence
of the brides parents. Mr.. and Mrs Jons-
than Gsunt occurred the marriage OF
Bert .Vannatta to Miss Eliza Gaunt The
J ung farmer and the bride one
of the most estimable young ladies
in the neighborhood. The happy couple
have the best wishes of their many
friends.
The official programme of the Colum-
bia day exercises was carried out to the
letter by the public school here under the
skillful management of Principal Petit.
The address by Mics Pearl Wait on 1.-THE
Meaning of -Four Centuries" was deliv-
cred In a mastery manner and an ode
'Calumbias Banner" by Miss Hessie
Morrison was rendered in Q very credita-
BILE manner.
w. K. Crandell and Miss B. Lewis at
tended the Sherwood concert in Rock
Island.
Thomas G. Lewis is away on business
trip north.
MsLy of our democrats are preparing
to attend the rally at Edgington which
promises to be q grand one.
Charles Grey clerk stCommercial is un>
der the weather, the effects of the Gable
rally.
We notice an article in the Union
signed illinois," which is very credit
abe to the writer; his arguments are
weighty. He is a veteran and more, he
is crank of the first water He still
hears the 'rebel yell''. Perhaps he does
His article would lead Us to believe he
hears many strange noises His article
will no dovbt convert many readers, pro
vidipg they have sufficient endurance L
| stand the agony of its perussl. We adj
wise illinois" to leave the dead pas
bury its dead
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-10-27

Lanes Family Medicine moves
the bowels each day. Most people need
TO use it.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-10-27
A New Society.

The institution and installation of the
new lodge of the Home Forum occurred
at the Office of Drs. Myers & Wheeler
Tuesday evening. the following being
the officers installed:
President-G. j. Dempsey.
First Vice Presdent-W. A. Norris.
Second Vice President-J N Park.
Secretsry-T. II. Ellis.
Treasured E. Hodgsou.
ORATOR. II. Barr
Assistant Orator-George 81 Barker.
Escort-B F. Ballard.
Guard-E. C. Alexander.
DTectors-George Simmon, W. E.
Bailey. d. G. Thompson.
Physicians-Drs. Niger and Wheeler.
They will continue to meet at the same
place until suitable quarters can be Sc
cured.
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-10-27
CaStoria.

"Castoria Is an excellent medicine for chill
dren. Mothers have repeatedly told me of its
good effect upon their children"
Dr.. G. @. OsGooD,
lowell Mass
Rock Island daily Argus. (Rock Island, Ill.) 1886-1893, 1892-10-27

Rev 81. 81. Fairall, D. D editor of the
Iowa Methodist. SAYS edi'orislly. 1--WE
have tested the merits of Ely's Cream
Balm, aud believe that, by thorough
course of treatment, it will cure almost
every case Of catarrh Ministers, as q
class, are afflicted with hesd snd throat
troubles, and catarrh seems more prevs-
lent than ever We cannot recommend
Ely's Cream Balm too highly"
used Ely's Cream Balm for dry ca
tarrh. 1t proved a cure.-B. F. NJ 9.
Weeks, Denver