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The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1892-11-24
AN EXTRAORDINARY OFFER.
To All Waning Employraent.

We want Lave, Energetic and Capable
Agents in every county in the United
States and Canada, to sell d patent ar
ticle of great merit, ON IT'S MERITS. An
article having Il large sale, paying over
100 per cent profit, having no conpeti-
ton and On which the agent is protects
ed in the exclusive sale by deed given
for each and every county he may secure
from us. With all these advantages to
our agents and the fact that ii is an ar
ticle that can be sold to eyery house
owner, it might not be necessary to
make an EXTRAORDINARY OFFER to
secure good agents at once, but we have
concluded to make it to show, not only
our confidence in the merits of our in
ventiOn, but in its stability by any
agent that will handle it with energy.
Our agents now at work are making
from $120 to $500 month clear and this
fact makes it safe for us to make our
offer to all who are out of employment.
Any agent that will give cur business u
thirty days trial and fail to clear at
least 800 in this time, ABOVE ALL EX
PENSES, can return all goods unsold 10
us and we will refund the money pai,i
for them. Any agent or general age,s
who would like ten Or more COUNT
and work them through sub-agents
ninety days and fail to clear at least Sf..f
AbONE ALL EAPJtNSES, can return
unsold and get their money back. n
other employer of agents eyer dared -,
make such offers, nor would we If =
did not know that we have agents u. v
making more than double the amr..4f
we guaranteed; and but two sales u ~ 4
would give profit Of over $l35 m,n.s..
and that one of our agents took eighteen
orders in one day Our large DESCRIPTIVE.
circulars explain our offer fully, and
these we wish to send to everyone out ~
employment who will send us three onss
cent stamps for postage. Send at once
and secure the agency in time for ts..s
boom, and go 10 work on the ttss,ss
named in our extraordinary offer. w.
would like to have the address of all !;-ss
agents, sewing machine solicitors !,
carpenters in the country, and ask a
reader of this paper who reads this on
to send us at once the name and addar
OF all such they know. Address at ones.
or you will lose the best chance ever y.
fered to those out of employment ia
make money.
RENNER MANUFACTURINa Co.
PittSburg Pa
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1892-11-24

Jinks-"I don't see why doctors ever
gave up blood letting.n Filkins-''N Nor
|; their bills are eminently adapted to
that purpose
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1892-11-24
It Should Be in Every House.

JB. Wilson. 81 Clay ST., sharpsburg,
Pa, says he will not be without DR..
Kings New Discovery for Consumption,
Coughs and Colds, that it has cured his
wife who was threatened with Pneumo-
MIA after an attact of La Grippe, "when
various other remedies and several phys
ieians had done her no good. Robert
Barber. of Cooksport, Pa, claims DR.
Kings New Discovery has done him
more good than anything he ever used
for Lung Trouble. Nothing like it. Try
it. Free Trial Bottles at Farrar&Wil
liamson's Drug Store. Large bottles
soc. and $100.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1892-11-24
Gleason at the Cyclorama.

Professor Gleason handled four horses
last night at the Cyclorama Building to
exhibit his power over dumb animals.
He first took in hand dark bay horse,
which he, said, had refused to work in
harness After few minutes he brought
out a gray horse, which he said, had a
vicious habit of biting. A few minutes
training sufficed to control the animal
SO that Professor Gleason could handle
him and place his hand in. the horses
mouth with impunity. The next was a
bay mare which the Professor said was
mae years old, and was so vicious a
kicker that she could not be worked
either in single or double harness. She
was given course of treatment, and in
q short time bundle of tin-pans was
tied to her tail, which she battered up
with Ler heels. After she had kicked
once or twice around she was reduced
to submission and when she was hitched
to buggy she made little opposition to
being driven. The last horse, Professor
Gleason said was a wild mustang. -Four
men labored Intellectually for ten min
| utes to put a bride on the horse, and
they only succeeded after throwing the
animal After being thrown once with
the harness on the horse was driven
around the ring and made to stop at the
word of command
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1892-11-24
LATEST DISCOVERIES.

Mr. Flinders Petrie, the well-known
Psychologist, lately sent to England
series of twelve mummifed skeletons
discovered by him in Egypt. These
mummies, deposited in the museum of
the Royal College of surgeons, are prob
ably the most ancient that have yet
been brought to light, dating possibly
as early as 400 b. G. They are those of
a tall, we'll proportional race, with high
ly developed crania, and present the
usual characteristics Of muminies, such
as ventral missions, fine linen wrap
pings, sc. The linen bandages, three
or four inches in width, are made of flax
and of the finest texture. DIR. J. G.
Carson, at the request of Mr.. Petrie, is
expected to describe them in All early
report.
The Valley Virginian. [volume] (Staunton, Va.) 1865-1895, 1892-11-24
BuckIen's Arnica Salvo.

The BEST SALyE in the world for Cuts,
Bruises. Sores. Ulcers, Salt Rheuill.
Fever. Sores, letter, Chspped Hands,
Chllblalns, Corns and Skin Erupticns
and positively cures Piles, or no pay rs.
CURED. 1t is guaranteed to give perfec:
satisfaction, or money refunded Price
20 GENTS per box. For sale by Farrar &
williamson
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23
A LITTLE GIRLS EXPERIENCE IN
lIGITHOiISE

|. Mr.. and Mrs. Loren Prescott are keep
ers of the Gov. Lighthouse at Sand Beach,
Mich, and are blessed with. daughter,
four years old. Last April she was taken
down with Measles, followed with a
dreadful Cough and turning into Fever
Doctors at home and at Detroit treated
her, but in vain, she grew worse rapidly,
until she was mere handful of BONES"
Then she tried DR.. Kings New Discovery
and after the use of two and half bot
ties, was completely cured. They say DR..
Kings New Discovery is worth It's weight
in gold, yet you may get trial bottle
free at Adolph Dreiss and Dreiss, Thomp
son & Co. 3-27 @
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23
INCH 81 SOS ON sa.O0 SCI 90 C OOs6O 90

Legal advertisements Shopper inch first
insertion, IS cents per inch each subSe-
onent insertion. Trustees sales S1.O0 per
inch first insertion, % cents each insertion
afterwards.
Reading matter, editorial page, 25 cents
per line each Insertion. Local columns
30 cents first insertion, 10 cents first week
cents after first week. Special rates on
so and 100 lines running for a month.
Home advertisements payable on first OF
each month. Transient advertising pay
able in advance. Only metal cuts printed;
Special rates given on larger space and
long time advertisements. Discount given
for cash.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23

THE man WHO'S hort on American
wheat can derive some comfort from
the situation, but the longs are in a
tight row of stumps. Never before
were there SO many bushe Is of frs
grade milling wheat slowed in one
place in the northwest as there are
now in Duluth, and with the present
favorable prospects for big crop
THERE'S little hope of an increase in
prices.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23

THE greatest epuolIcan gains in
Rhode Island were made in the great
industrial centers, and it will be 30
the whole country over in November
The industrial centers will roll up
rousing republican msjorities.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23

FIRE the firebugs, even If you have
70 fire revolver at close range in
OF der to do it. There is no room for
any monkey business in q case of
this kind. Fire and kill the fiend
that tries to fire your building if you
catch him al it, and trust to the
justice OF your fellows to cry, we'll
done,
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23

CLEVELAND tucks the vote of In
diana under his waistband and
awaits the issue of the assembling of
the clans at Chicago. If he cannot
capture the nomin ation the vote of
the hoosier state goes to Gray.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23

UNCLE DANIEL, of the Houston
Age, is not for Hogg. He thinks that
three lines of Clark's speech at
Weatherford would knock the edge
off more immigration for Texas than
all the fool things that have charac-
terized Hogg's administration. That
Weatherford speech must have been
a screamer
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23

NO state west of the Mississippi
river will present a republican can
didate at Minneapolis for the presi-
dency, and it is not certain that any
one east of that river will be present.
ed except the president that is aud
that is to he, Harrison
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23
TO CORRESPONDENTS.

All communications for this paper
should be accompanied by the name OF the
author, not necessary for publication, but
as evidence of good faith on the part of
the writer Write on one side OF the pa
per. in a plain hand. Anonymous com
munications will not be noticed. The
LIGHT will not be responsible for the
statements of it's correspondents.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23

1T MAY be that the democracy of
Texas will have to adopt the Louisi-
ana method and hold primary elec-
tions to determine which of the candi-
dates will retire. If this is done won't
there be rip in the party garments?
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23

THE government has purchased
100000 ounces of silver within the
last twenty months for the benefit of
the silver men of this country, aud
the price has gone down hill steadily.
The experiment does not need to be
indefinitely continued.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23

THAT Chinese exclusion bill is one
that the whole country without
regard to politics or section will
approve, and the sooner it is passed
the better for the country's industrial
classes.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23

THE seed should have been selected
and the ground prepared last fall for
those twenty-foot cornstalks and
those eighteen-inch ears of corn thst
Texas can grow for the Worlds fair if
she only tries.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23

HoGG ON Terrell's mule will cut
very much such a figure as BALKAN
did on his long cared animal in the
long ago. 1t is a matter of record
that Balaam was very fat man and
his burro one of the smallest of his
race
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23

CRISP and Hill were poor pair for
the democracy to draw to when they
had an option on Cleveland and Mills,
but 1t was necessary to a more COM
plete republican triumph and SO had
IN haS
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23

THE next ninety days will see more
activity In Worlds fair matters In
Texas than the last nine months have
witnessed. Texas is going to put up
handsomely even If she has been a
little slow about 1t.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23

1T isnot possible that either the
third party, the prohibitionists, the
equal suftragists, or any other of the
sidetable parties will carry the coun-
try in November, and the citizen who
follows them away from the two re-
gular political parties of the country
simply throws away his vote.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23

FOSTER has showed McEnery under
in Louisiana. but local matters are in
an unsettled condition owing to the
stealing of the ballot boxes in those
districts were there was a large re-
publican vote.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23

TURN Texas loose and see how che
Will astonish the productive world
with her cereals, fruits, vegetab les,
fibres, fieeces, woods, GRANTEES, min
erals, marbles, large men and beauti-
tul women. She can do 1t and not
half try.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23

THAT modus vivendi Is arranged
and the difficulties over the seal
catch in Behring sea are settled.
Uncle Sam and John Bull will soon
proceed to settle the poachers. After
that comes the arbitration and the
whole matter will be settled.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23

KANSAS has cleared off ST., 000, 900
of mortgages in eight months, and
recorded Sl3,OO0,000 new mortgages
in the same time, making her net
clesrances S4 ,000,OOO in eight months.
This is bad medicine for calamity
howlers.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23

OBJECToR Holman has been renom.
mated for his fourteenth term in
congress. He fits that shriveled up,
seventy mine district of Indiana as
q ducks foot does the mud.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23

ALL signs at this present point to
the nomination of Cleveland atChlca.
go on the first ballot.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23

HILLS chances for that presidential
nomination seems to have gone
clam boring after the spout-entwining
woodbi David was too small and
he got lost in the shuttle as soon as he
meandered beyond the limits of
Gotham.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23

PALMER will have the solid vote of
Illinois behind him in the Chicago
convent ton, but he will not have the
vote of the state behind him If he is
nominated by the democracy for
president.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23

THE rain cometn not anu yet 1t Is
said to fall alike on the evil and on
the good. This part of the vineyard
must be neither evil nor good, just
kind of q golden mien.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23

GoRMAN Is recognized as Hill the
Second, and his candidacy is open to
more objections than that of Hill.
Better to deal with first parties every
time. Second vlolins do not count.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23

MUNICIPAL elections in Illinois
show republican majorities where
there have been unbroken democratic
victories for twenty years. The
whole northwest and the middle
states are returning to their alleg-
lance,
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23

1T looks just now as though the
friends of Gray were grooming him
tor the vice-president ial nomination
on the Cleveland ticket. Will the
old hoosier take the second place.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23

Chiffon seems to think that he
should have had the same clnch on
the senatorship that Regain had on
the commissisionership, but there is
where Horace was badly fooled.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23
NEURALGIA CURED in is MINUTES

Mr.. j. S. Sturtevant, editor of the
Waupaca (Wis.l Post, says: Last night
Chamberlain's Pain Balm cured my wife
OF neuralgia of the face and tooth in fif-
teen minutes. We would not be without
it," so cent bottles for sale by F. Kalteyer
81 Son, w. 81 M. Kalteyer, Cohen a. Co.
Bowling & Flood, A. Dreiss, H. Schucard.
j. T. Harrison, druggists. d&w 1y
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23
INSTRUMENTATION ALvg.

THE BEST SALvE in the world for Cuts,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever
Sores, letter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains,
Corns, and all Skin Eruptions, and pos
!, lively cures si Piles, or no pay required; II
or money refunded. Price 25 cents per
box. For sale by Adolph Dreiss, and
Dreiss, Thompson & Co.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23
SATURDAY, APRIL %, 1892.

JONAH was not more ,compl etely los
to sight while in the whales belly
than Hill is these serene April
days.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23

Announcements for State and County
officers ten Dollars in advance.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23

THE man who cannot represent his
ward ia the city council is not the
man to represent his county and dis
trict In the state legislature.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23

EH- All contracts or bills must be APP
proved by the Secretary and Manager.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-04-23
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The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1892-07-13

IN this issue, and ask for such further legisla-
ton as may be required to remedy any defects
! In existing laws and rem der their enforcement
more complete and effective.
We approve the policy of extending to towns
and rural communities the advantages of the
free delivery service now enjoyed by the
large cities Of the country.
Territories-We favor the admission Of the
remaining territories at the earliest possible
moment, having due regard to the interest of
the people of the territories and of the United
States.
All the federal Office holders appointed in
the territories should be selected from the
residents thereof, and the right Of self govern
hent should be accorded as far as possible.
Arid Lands-We favor the cession, subject
10 the homestead laws,of the arid public lands
to the states and territories in which they lie,
under such congressional restrictions as to
disposition, reclamation and occupancy by
settlers as viii secure the maximum benefits
to the people.
The Columbian Exposition Worlds
Columbian exposition Is great national un-
dertaBfng, and congress should promptly
enact such reasonable legislation in aid thereof
us win insure a discharge of the expense and
obligations incident thereto and the attain
meDt of results commensurate with the dig
nifty and progress of the nation.
Intemperance-We sympathise with all wise
and legitimate efforts to lessen and pre- vent
the evil of incompetence and promote
morality.
Pensions-Ever mindful of the services md
sacrifices of the men who saved the life of the
nation, we pledge anew TO the veteran soldier
of the republic watchful care and recogni-
ton of their just claims upon grateful people,
Harrison's Administration-We commend
the able, patriotic American administration Of
President Harrison. Under it the country has
enjoyed remarkable prosperity and the dig
nifty and honor of the nation at home and
abroad have been faithfully maintained.
And we offer the record of pledges kept as a
guarantee of faithful performance in the flu
ture.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1892-07-13

A Real Nice Girl.

"Why, my darling" exclaimed Mrs.
Worldly to her eighteen-year-old rose
bud Maud, 'swhy in the name Of good
ness can you want to marry that imps-
cunious young fellow Harry Juventus.
when there is that charming Sir Crnsus
Senectus, man of dignified maturity
and countless wealth, who is dying to
make you Mrs. Senectus, and who
would place my jewel in magnificent
setting?"
Chow can you talk SO, mammal" re-
piled Maud, looking down and blushing
few lines Of solid nonpareil, '1t Is
true that Sir Croesus Is rich and Harry
is not; but then Harry is young and Sir
Crusus is old. Now, Harry is young
and he can acquire wealth; while Sir
Cresus is rich, but he cannot acquire
youth. Do you catch on, mamma, as
the boys say?n-Minneapolis Journal
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1892-07-13
HOW the Yyends Dance.

The serska reja is pantomimic dance.
Each couple has its own turn of leading
The cavalier places his partner in front
of him, facing her, and while the band
keeps playing and the company singing
one of those peculiarly stirring Wendish
dance tunes he sets about adjuring her
to grant him his desire and dance with
him. She stands stock still, her arms
hanging down flop by her side. The
cavalier capers about, shouts, strikes
his hands against his thighs, kneels,
touches his heart-with the more dra-
matte force the better. At length the
lady gives way, and in token of consent
raises her hand.
Briskly do the two spin around now
for the space of eight bars, after which
for eight more they perform something
like cross between chassez croisez
and jig, and so on for little while,
after which the whole company joins in
the same performance. AS finish the
cavalier islands" the band and his part
ner some liquor, and merry round
dance concludes his turn of leading to
the accompaniment of a tune ard song.
roncka, selected by himself.-Westmin-
ster Review.
The Lambertville record. [volume] (Lambertville, N.J.) 1872-1968, 1892-07-13
MondmnrL In Az.

l see it stated that Herr Natter, the
distinguished Austrian sculptor, was in
his youth woodcarver, and by the
practice of his humble craft rose to emf.
hence in the highest of the plastic arts.
Now, not a few of the best known art
tsts of this country have served a SINH.
Jar apprenticeship. Sir Francis Chan.
trey, who died worth 100000, rose from
the carving of ships figureheads, through
second class portrait painting, to quarry
IN the gold mine Of his very respectable
u not transcendent talents. 1t Is only
another illustration Of the truth that to
the real artist the medium is nothing
nothing but a means to reach a higher
snd.-London Graphic.