Passaic City record., 1892-12-10
.PlTH AND POINT.
A Moody companion-Sankey.

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A Moody companion-Sankey.
And adder's bite--the bank clerks
lunch.
Isn't an attempt to prove an alibi self
denial2
Has to scratch for living-The
etcher.
The man who knows everybody knows
few friends.
Give man half chance and he will
take all of it.-Atchison Globe.
A rose is just as sweet by any name
and vinegar is just as sour. Truth.
Some people are as PLAIN and disagree
able as the truth. .--Atchison Globe.
II brooks are SO joyous as poets say,
Why do they keep murmuring all the day.
Judge.
The pawnbroker's window is the COM
meanest type of loan exhibitions. Phil
adelphia Record.
The name detective may become q
ssby-word." bur it can never be sscatch-
word. - Washington Star.
We don't know of any man who is
abused as much as the word ssaccom-
plished. --Atchison Globe.
Singers frequently get stuck on
note. We suppose this is owing to the
pitch. Binghamton Leader.
The brides opinion of her husband is
about the best opinion a W oman ever has
of man. n.-Atchison Globe.
she--"And they're really to be mar
ried? What does she see in himl" He
IA man after her own hearth"
Maud-"Why do you think Alice is
vainf" May-"The other day heard
her say she looked like me. New
York Herald.
Adlet--"What is the course of true
love, Miss Kissam3" Miss Kissam-ssIt
leads along the bridal path, Mr.. Adlet."
New York Telegram.
Trouble and kin and cats are about
the only things that man can have that
other people don't try to get away from
im.-Atchison Globe.
Mrs. Figgs- -'.Where is that custard
l put away this noon2" Tommy-'sI-
I guess it vanished into the empty
heir. Indianapolis Journal.
ssDo they ring bell to awaken you at
your boarding house2" mo, we get
up when we hear the cook pounding the
beefsteak. New York Press.
Come, come, Mr.. Comet,
We earnestly hope
You are duly impressed with
Our big telescope.
Washington Star.
$50 Bingdad is married at lastl I'll
bet he is No. husband" mo, he
is not. He IS No. 2 husband. He
married widow" indianapolis jour-
nal.
Mr.. Dobbs-ssDo you believe in civil
service, Mrs. Blobbsa" Mrs. Blobbs-
.sIndeed do; why, II servant ever
sasses me discharge her right away"
-Philadelphia Re;ord.
The cabin boy was in the habit 1T eat
ing his loaf bread and leaving the
crusts. Mate--ssWe eat our cr,ists here,
laddie." Boy--"Weel, I'm leavin' them
tae Dundee News.
Druggists Assistant -s.Oh, sir, I've
given Mrs. Ailment fatal dose OF poison
By mistake" Druggists Confound
you, you idioti You've killed my best
customerl"--Pick Me Up.
She looked up at the clock and he
said---..You are thinking it is time for
me to CO." With sweet smile she an
swered-.sYou could make money as
mind reader. Cape Cod Item.
We must SUP Of the sorrows within lifssc cup.
Be patient meath fortunes frown:
But let us 90 live that, when we are up
Well forget we have ever been down.
Judge.
s.What's the matter with the babya"
asked lady OF little girl, whose baby
brother she had understood to be ailing.
"Oh, nothing much" was the answer.
..Hc's only batchin' teeth. Texas
Siftings.
'.By the way. JOSIAH" said Mrs.
Chugwater, lido you know your exact
height" ssI do" replied Mr.. Chug-
| water. ~ stand exactly six feet.
Samantha, in pair Of socks that need
darning most awfully. Chicago Tri-
bunc.
Mr.. Shortweight dealer in coaD-sl
want you to settle for that ton OF coal
you got few days ago. A man has to pay
| for what he gets in this world" Gus
tomer--'sYou are right, sir. And when
he buys coal he has to pay.for lot he
doesn't get. Brooklyn Lite.