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CITY LOCAL NEWS

DIR. Won KOEHRING, ART.
Office & res. s29 Garden ST., tel. 476. 6 Is tt
Prices photos reduced at Bars. I'm
"A. E. Brown, D. D. 8. Dental Par.
lors, Mackey block, Houston st. lily
Sheen q Burnett, uhiertakers,
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8hettattdnalt 8erh1d

phic, archangeIlc. A mansion With as many
rooms as worlds. and all their windows illu-
minated for fesivity.
Oa, how this widens an lifts AMI stimu-
lates our expectations How little it makes
the present AMI how stupendous it makes
the futursi How it consoles us about our
plous ces-J, who. Instead OF being boxei up
and under Che ground, have the range Of as
many rooms as there are worlds, aud wel-
come everywhere, foT it is the Fathers
house, in wlica there are many mausions,
Oh, Lord Col OF the Seven Stars and Orion.
how can en- lure the transport, the ecstasy
OF such yision must obey my text ami
seek Him. will seek Him. seek Him now.
Tor call to mind that it is not the material
universe taat Is most valuable, but the spir-
itual, and that each OF US has a soul worth
more than all the worlds which the inspired
herdsman saw from his booth on the hills
Of Tekoa.
had studied it before, but the Cathedral
Of Cologne Germany, never impressed me
as 1t did the last tims saw it. IL is ai-
mitted the gran1est gothic structure In the
world, its foundation laid in 124s, only eight
or nine years ago completed Mora than six
hundred years in building. All Europe
taxed for its construction. It's chapel Of the
Magi with precious stone3 enough to pur-
chase kingdom. Its ciapsl OF st. Agnes
with master -piecss Of painting. It's sprs
springing five hundred ami eleven feet into
tue heavens. Its stained glass the cdorus OF
all rich colors. Statues encircling the pillars
and enclrcling all Statues above statueSun.
til sculpture can do no more but faints and
falls back against carved stalls AMI down on
pavements over which the kings AMI queens
OF the earth have walked to confession. Nave
and aisles and transspt and portals comblu-
ing the splendors OF sunrise. Iuterlaced,
interfoliated, intercoumuei grandeur. As
| stood outside looking at the double range
Of flying buttressas and the forest Of pima
cles, hizher and higher aud higher, until
almost reeled from dizziness, / exclaimed:
"Great doxolozy in stonel Frozen prayer OF
many nations"
But while standing there saw poor man
enter and put down his pack aud kneel be-
side his burden on the hard floor Of that
cathedral. And tears Of deep emotion came
into my eyes as said to myself: There Is a
soul worth more than all the material sur
rouudings. That man will live after the las,
pinnacle has fallen. AMI not one stone OF all
that cathedral glory shall remain uncrum-
blei. He is now a L1Zlras in rags
and poverty and WEAKNESS, but immor.
tai and a son of the Lord God
Almighty, and the prayer he now offers,
though amid many superstitions,
believe God will hear. and among tho apos
ties whose sculpture1 forms standin the sur
rounding inches he will at last bs lifted. AMI
into the presence OF that Carist whose sut-
ferings are represented by the cruclhx BE-
fore which he bows, and be raiset in du,
time out OF all his poverties into the glorious
home built for him and built for US by"him
who maKeth the Seven Stars and Orion"
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What Snow Is.

Snow is frozen water in the form of
frozen crystals When water freezes it
first crystallizes in the form of needles,
which gather in masses OF a hexagonal
form, aud as the ice forms these needles
cross each other in all directions, but al
ways keeping this sIx-sided star shape.
When vapor of water freezes, these
needles are exceedingly fine, and do not
gather in solid masses as ice, but in a
soft spongy mass held together by the
interlacing Of them. This may be seen
when a snowflake is caught, as it is fall
ing, on the sleeve Of coat, and it forms
very often some beautiful examples Of the
peculiar mode in which water crystallizes.
The snow thus formed is very light and
porous, and holds a large quantity of air
between the crystals, and this gives the
protecting effect of the snow against
cold. and also causes its white color,
while solid ice is blue.--New York
Times.
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SELECT SIFTINGS.

Solomon's best horses cost only $S5.
The Legislature of Ohio has decreed
that the car stove must 90 by September
l, 1898, on all roads over forty miles in
length.
A citizen Of Moberly, Mo-, has a curl
Gus collection. He has slipper seventy
FIVE years old, Bible and trunk each
100 years old, and a razor hone 300 years
old.
Ebony is said to be so abundant in
some parts of Tamaulipas, Mexico, that
it is used as firewood by the people, and
the Monterey & Gulf Railway uses it for
fuel.
The time of building the first iron ship
is a matter OF dispute, but there is a
tradition that as far back as 1877 an iron
vessel was used on the Severn River in
England.
Queen Victoria's horses are attended
when they get sick bya veterinary sur
geon vino wears title and who is the
only man of his profession in England
who does wear one.
That highly ornamental parsonage, the
King of Siam, has ordered large and
expensive steam yacht to be constructed
for his own use, which will be twice as
large as any such craft now ahoat.
Bassett Williams, of Eas. Branch N.
Y, has big black cat which has always
found more pleasure and profit in hunt
ing her living in the fields and woods
than in getting it at the expense Of rats
and mice.
The seven wonders of America are
classed as follows: Niagara Falls, Yel-
lowstone Park, Mammoth Cave, the Can
yons and Garden Of the Gods, Colorado;
the giant trees, California; the natural
bridge, Virginia, and the Yosemite Val
ley.
Large families are very common among
the factory population of Lewiston, Me.
Henry McCraw has raised nineteen chill
dren, of whom thirteen are now living.
The mother is a healthy woman OF forty
three. Noel Gaudette has raised nine
teen children, of whom fourteen are liv-
ing, the youngest eleven years OF age
and the eldest thirty-three.
In 1915 au awful famine ragged
throughout all Europe and again from
1893 to 1895, when complete crop fall
ures caused terrible suffering. In Eng
land and France the people ate the flesh
of dogs and cats, and many cases OF
cannibalism were recorded. During the
latter three years thousands upon thou
sands perished from starvation.
The japanese cite 269 color varieties
of the chrysanthemum, of which sixty
three are yellow, eighty-seven white,
thirty-two purple, thirty red, thirty'one
pale pink, twelve russet and fourteen OF
mixed colors. A fancy prevails in this
country that in this floweHthe same tint
is never exactly reproduced, and that in
this il resembles the endless variety of
the human countenance.
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IMPROVEMENTS IN BEDsPREAns.

81 see" said SnaggS, laying down the
newspaper he was reading, "that paper
quilts are being manufactured and are
used extensively, giving good satisfac-
tion."
"Tha's scheme" remarked Boggs.
"When man is too poor to take news.
paper he can read his quilt. suppose
they will have library quilts afterawhile,
with one of Dickens's novels printed on
them. Great scheme, isn't itl"
"That's nawthing,' said a man with a
Wild West accent; ~ mind stopping at
a tavern in Oregon where the landlord
gave us a tallow dip to show US to bed.
"'Ye'll find yer breakfast spread for
ye fust thing in the mornin' gentlemen,
he said, as we wished him good night;
eat round the edges, but save the mid
die if yer can.
awe asked him to explain, aud he
showed us the comfortable on our bed.
1t was big buckwheat cake the size of
the bed, and as light as a sponge. We
breakfasted off it without getting up
Somebody threw bootjack at that
moment, and the Wild West accent ceased
to accentuate, and the truthteller went
home. Detroit Free Press.
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vas over, and they were gone to his new

was over, and they were gone to his new
living.
"This was the worst thing ever
did," she says sadly to herself. IL
will go and confess, and tell him how
sorry | am. What horrible thing to
have ruined two lives!"
So she goes on her penitent GRAND to
the small town forty miles away. On
getting out of the train she asks the way
to the viclrage, and walks there slowly.
A child's laugh startles her from her
bitter musings, and she looks up ana
across the sweetbriar hedge that Is IN
bloom at her side, for it is July again.
She sees but dimly an old-fashioneo
garden, quaint, rambling house, for
that is Mr.. Stanford himself standing so
close to her that she could almost touch
him.
And who is that lady, the pretty little
woman in the dainty gray gown, her
fair, waVy hair knotted close to her head,
and her eyes shining with happiness'
With a gasp Miss Jocelyn recognizes
her. That is-no!-that was Ruth
Blake.
"Now let him come to me-" the little
woman cries gaily. "Harry, you are
spelling the child. Let him come to his
mother"
Ruth stoops down and holds out her
arms, and a tiny figure in white rushes
wildly for little distance toward her,
and then totters unsteadily, and finally
sits down plump upon the grass, the per.
formance being hailed with a shout OF
laughter from the father, echoed more
softly by Ruth.
Under cover of their mirth Miss Joce-
lyn steals away. She has received for
givcness unasked, and she has the sense
TO see that to apologize to either of these
two happy, blessed people would be an
impertinence. Boston Globe.
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II Remedy the Smokeless Powder.

A certain Herr Paul Rlehm mas ln-
vented mist or fog ball with which to
envelop your enemy in deep mlst-nsy'
even thick fog-whlch shall not be sur
nassed. claims the intentor, even by a
Eondon particular. These fog balls are
easily.broken spheres, containing am
mouia and acids, which upon escaping
create fog that envelOps all around it
until blown away by the wind. Battles
though, are not always fought on wind
less calm DAYS. But, says the inventor
with this fog around them it will be im-
nossiblc for the enemy to find the range
or to reply to the fire of the attack
Western News.
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IN TIE BATTLE.

II trouble binds you, break 1t;
Life is often what we make it,
Good or ill-and so we take il;
Let not disappointment fret you,
If a seeming ill beset you,
Cast it off, and hopeful get you
On your way
AS you makeit, so you take it,
In the hattie every day.
lfyour genius slumber, wake it;
For our life is what we make it;
AS we shape it, 50 we take it;
IT we hunt for care or sorrow,
We shall only always borrow
Trouble from a better morrow
Every day
As we make it. so we take it
So the life will run away.
If the heart is thirsty, slake it;
If blessing offers, take it;
For our life is what we make it;
Joy abounds in happy faces;
Pleasure lives in rosy places;
Let us court the goo1ly graces
By the way;
And wen take it as We make it
In the battle every day.
Dig the garden, smooth it, rake 1t;
FOR the math is what we make it;
As you work it, 50 you take it;
Sit not IDLY hoping, dreaming
Wrapt in fancy's futile teeming;
Victory does not come by scheming--
Strike and stay.
As you make it, 50 you take it,
If you faint no. by the way.
M. V. Moore, in Detroit Free Press.
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THE MERRY SIDE OF LIFE.:
STORIES THAT ARE TOLD BY THE!
FUNNY MENOF THHPRESS.

Her First Cake-Her Revenge For
Her Worth Alone -The Dude :.
His Mark. Etc.
She measured out the butter with AZ very
solemn air;
The milk and sugar also, and she TOOK the
greatest care
To count the eggs correctly and tosadd a
little bit
OF baxing-powder,. which, you know, begin
ners oft omit.
Then she stirred it ell together and she baked
it full an hour;
But she never quite forgavelherself for leav-s
ing out the flour.
-E.L Sylvester.
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Big Grapeyines.

There is phenomenal grapevine in
Gaillac, a southern town in France.
Although the plant is only ten years old,
it Welded last year 1897 punches OF de-
licious fluit. There is but one vine
which excels this wonderful shrub, and
that is the noted historical vine OF Hamp-
ton Court, England, which was planted
in 1863, aud now measures forty'seven
wards. In tte first year OF the last
comet it gave from Its single growth over
$500 punches OF grapes. The fruit from
this vine is kept exclusively for the use
of the table OF the Qu,en, and the sur
plus is made into wine for Her Majesty
and her family. y.-Bsltimor American.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1892-03-25
THE AMERICAN GIRL IN LONDON.

Clara upon the announcement of her
friends engagement to the Duke of
Deadbroke)-"Did he first tell you that
he loved you, dear, and then speak about
the epassionate yearning in his heart, and
allthatl"
Maud-"Why, no."
Clara-"Didn't he say something
about lite's stormy ocean and about his
strong protecting arms that would al
ways shield you, and how, ever since he
beheld you, he had been haunted by
your pleading eyes, and his love had
gone out to you in a great, passionate
outburstl Didn't he say that life with
out you would be dreary wastel"
Maud-"No; certainly not"
Clara Qmpatiently)-"Then 1 should
like TO know what the fellow did say"
Maud-"He didn't say a word.
did the talking. Life.
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The Elevated Railways.

On the Sixth Avenue line in New
York City, there are 500 trains daily
each way; on the Third Avenue line, oos
trains; OF the Second Avenue line, 2IS
trains: or the Ninth Avenue line, 2Oo
trsius-cach way daily. The trains are
ruu from one minute to eight minutes
apart, depending upon the hour OF the
day. From midnight to A. NJ, fifteen
minutes apart. Fare. five cents.-scien'
t;co Arorican
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LOVED MATHEMATICS.

Proud Father (whispering)-"That
little boy of mine is a born mathematic-
ian; Just loves mathematics. Look at
him now. He's been figuring for full
hour by the clock"
Friend 81 see. What problem are
you working at, my little mani"
Studious Boy-"Tm fgurin' how many
DAYS it is to vacation. Good News.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1892-03-25
II2I Q 10 II

"Now," SAID she, "if you two gentle.
men will 90 into bedroom No. and
wait few minutes I'll find a spare room
for one of you as soon as bsve shown
the others their rooms" Having thus
slowed the first two in No. /, she PITT
the third in No. 2, the fourth in No. 3,
the fifth in No. 4, the sixth in No. 5,
the seventh in No. 6, the eighth in No.
Z, the ninth in No. s, the tenth in No.
3 and the eleventh in No. 10. Having
completed the task she went back to
room No. /. where you will remember
she had left the twelfth gentleman along
with the first, and said: II have now
furnished each OF tle Others with q
room, and have a room to spare; II you
please, step into room No. IL aud you
will find it empty" How was it donei
st. Louis Republic.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1892-03-25
PHYSICIAN, HEAL THYsELF.

First Druggist-"WelI, how are you
this mornings"
Second Druggist-"Broke."
First Dfuggist-"Then why don't you
use some of that liquid glue which you
claim will mend everythingl"-Phar-
maceutical Era.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1892-03-25
ceauiy f1oDe.

"Do you think any girl ever pro-
noses in leap year, as they say
Jennie?n he asked.
Not unless she is obliged to- an
swered the maiden.
HIN. hadn't thought OF tnat,
he said, after a pause.
"But, George" she said, laying her
hand affectfonately upon his arm and
looking into his eyes, "you, am
sure. will never force me TO that
humiliation.
"No-er-that is to say-of course
not. -
The ice was broken. and three min
utcs later George was Jcnmcs : ac'
cented. New York Press.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1892-03-25
SAD RESULT OF ToAsTINe.

Miss Knoall-"That's Miss Passee;
she was popular toast twenty years
ago" =
Miss Cynic-"Ah, indecdl She books
dry and crisp and brown enough to ihave
been one, any way."-Judge.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1892-03-25
ANXIOUS TO REACH TIE END.

"There's a school of navigation in
England where they teach women to be
sailors"
"That's good. Woren make first
class mates, and in novel reading they
are the finest shippers known. New
York Herald.
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BREAKING IT GENTLY.

Foreman quarry gang)-"It's sad
news Oh how fur yez, Mrs. McGahar-
raghty. Y'r husbands new watch is
broken. 1t waz foine watch, an it's
smashed all to PAGES.
Mrs. McG.-"Dearie mel How did
that happenl"
Foreman-"A ten ton rock fell on
i'm. New York Weekly.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1892-03-25

thieves in their hurry overlooked $3.50
worth of jewelry and solid silver plate in
one Of the closets"
"Might not that bring the burglars to
your house a second timer" suggested
the city editor.
81 don't care if it doesl" exclaime
the other. ~ don't want the public to
get the impression that gang of rob-
bers can go through my house and only
find S25 worth of stuff worth stealing"
Tribune.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1892-03-25
4 VITAL DIFFERENCE:

Wickars-"I don't believe there is
much difference between genius and in
sanity"
Vickars-"Oh, yes there is; a heap.
The luuatic is sure of his board and
clothes. ."-Indianapols Journal.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1892-03-25
PLENTY OF AIR.

A gentleman had fallen on the street
in faint and a crowd gathered at once.
"Give the man air. shouted police
man, pushing the crowd away. "He
doesn't want air." growled an anarchist.
"He's a millionaire already. ."-Detroit
Free Press
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1892-03-25

Lawyer-"Well, we got the best of
them this time. You have been SEN
fenced to ninety-nine years in prison."
Convict "Ninety- years! Why,
I'll be dead before have served hall of
it," ayes; that is where you get the
best Of 'em. ."-Indianapclis Journal.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1892-03-25
OBJECTIONS REMOVED.

Jake-"So your father has consented
to our union! l thought he wouldn't
allow yoa to marry lawyer" Cora
"Oh, but that's all right, so far as you
are concerned, he says. He heard you
trying to conduct case in court,
to-day. Life.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1892-03-25
ONEHs ENOUGH.

$780," he said sadly, "you refuse me
on account of my povcrtyl" "No," she
replied in sensiblestOnes. "No, it is not
on that account" "Then why is itp
"On account of my'own. detroit Free
Press.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1892-03-25
IT DISCOURAGED CONVERSATION.

Bloobumper-"Well, I suppose the
sewing society went over lot OF gossip
this afternoons"
Mrs. Bloobumper-"No; we didn't
talk bit of gossip"
Bloobumper-"How was that"
Mrs. Bloobumper-"EverY member
was present. Judge.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1892-03-25
HER REVENGE.

He-"My wife never got the better of
me but once"
She-"Lucky man-whenwaYthat"
He (sighingly)-"When she fmarried,
me."-.Life.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1892-03-25
THE DUDE: HIS MARX.

Eulaile-s'Doesn't Chollie look { just
Awfully funuy9'
Madge-"Yes, indeed. He has a
bigger head on his cane than on jhis
shoulders. New York Sun.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1892-03-25
THE woMAN's WAY.

Friend-"Do you permit your ifeto<
have her own way2"
Husband (positively)-"No,,sir sir. She
has it without my permission. 'f-Detroitl
Free Press.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1892-03-25
FOR HER WORTH ALONE.

Gwendohne-'1Ie loves me for my
worth alone"
Iphigenia-'I have no doubt of it.
He found ont what you were worth from
my brother Tom. New York Press.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1892-03-25
CAUSE OF SADNESS.

"Dora,must have suffered some terrible
disappointment. One never sees her.
smile now. WHAT'S the 'matterl"
"Two front teeth'pulled. Life.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1892-03-25
snnan CepbIer's shop.

The Boot and Shoe Weekly says
that the smallest shoe store In New
York is a little shop at 100 Elizabeth
street Its width by actual measure
mcnt, it says, is just three feet and
three inches between walls, which
gives its sole occupant, as he sits with
his back against one side, barely
room to handle his work and swing
his hammer without touching the 10
posite side.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1892-03-25
EXPLAINED. .

Jones-"What has mide the tele-
phone so successful, do you. imaginel"
i Brown-'I presume it is.owing to the
fact that it is run on sound principles. "'
Detroit Free Press.
Shenandoah herald. [volume] (Woodstock, Va.) 1865-1974, 1892-03-25
HER LITTLE JOKE.

ISS JOCELYN is
looking out of the
window. 1t is a
drenching day, and
there is nothing to
be seen but the gar
den, with its heavy
heated roses droop-
ing under the down
pour, and the vii
lage street beyond,
now fast becoming a
rapid water course.