New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-11-26
THE TALK OF THE DA 7.

THE TALK OF THE DAY
In some parts of Missouri raspberries making
second crop.
t,,rnrd inward t. the swiftly moving balloon that
now but tiny spec IN tne z tbro ia baa
faiIen,n burst forth from the terrified assemblage
Women tainted Strong men cluched each otner In
spun downward through the air There was duh
sckenng thud, rebound ard then the CROWD qul ca
turer stood. his face slightly PALE his lips trembling
0"I e' Sad fallen on bis Ascot ehe Coer and
Furnisher
Tie general interest in the coming elections 70 NIL
the vacancies IN the Academy Of France recently
inapcod tho Paris "Fgarop to catalogue the thirty
scvon existing "immortals' according to the pro-
fessons calllngs etc, which they represent. Inc
sFigaros, list Is as follows Dramaus'S-Douce'
Dumas, IIalevy Legouve Meilhac Paihero'' saroou'
University men-Bossier, Duruy, Greard' La"sse'
yo,,ores Talne. Dukes-d'Aumale, de Brogie,
,,.as,,,o. poso,,er acknowledgements, Herve,
49, ruIes simon. Poets-Coppee, Leconte
do IisIe sulIy -Prudhomme. Representatives
~, Tho @Revue des Deux Mondes'-Count
d,Haussonville, vlscomte de Vogue de Mezaoe'
Maxine du camp Romancer-Cherbuiiez' saVans-
pa,teur. Joseph Bertrand. statesmen-de freycinet
Emil olivier. Blshop-Monsignor rerrauu' nav"
raon--perre Lott Lawyer-Rousse. Political econ
o,stIeon Saw Great Frenchman-de Lesseps'
TIE FIN DE Steele GIRL.
awhat do you know Oh IN maiden EdsGs f1 renIy.
ooh know much," she mace repH'
al know OF Homer and Moliere'
can make poetry II Try
Or 6 sepd Yo my br %r legged parlor grand
Play TaFn o%e win sRct fF ome With my left hand;
Arso can / whenever please.
Varlecate the general DIN,
Removing with dispatch and ease
Conccrtos from my violin:
know talking. dancing Kant.
Zoology and how TO box,
Ard the name Of every plant:
The solstices and equinox.
Tho only things do not know.
"'' INV -(Chicago News Record
who, ., rcvp,,an dog wants 70 drink IN the MI. he
<.opd, on the bank and bowls for while. Tbs a.
tracts all the crocodiles in the vicinity 10 the spot
Then no runs 20 another point on the bank ana taxes
his drink IN safety.
VIVA. Nigh, Be but InTs@t I might be into sv ps.
day, bat isnt occurred on ra Tae There wss
rop5 looking yonHg woman in seat by herself Wien
M way-,ation a rather ly drummer came Oh; amin,
ais this seat engaged, mis-, = ne I'iu'eu' ''VpF"s
dNo,' She replied promptly, ,o-.n - Mia
Nav | SIT herel" be asked. as ne OesA" u P0
naNo.' she said, with such snap thai he sid
great course man-(Detrot Free Press
DR. John Egg. the skin grating specialist. OF Read
inc Penn has a new scheme. This IS to graft pieces
n, hairy skin on bald headed men, - that they VIII
no able 10 grow a luxuTtant head Of hair lie says
he has already tried n. and that II is success
Mex. Thing to H." PresGyte%n are yog E@''
N-not yet. aunte,n Whispered the blushihs Sme'
"but I'm engaged 7-(Chicago Tribune.
~The Troy Tines summarizes few Of The ridiculous
election wagers. young man In Chicago Is painting
n ton Of coal white piece by piece his work oehg per-
formed at a window in plain view from busy street.
A Philadelphia has rolled peanut distance oi
seven squares with toothpick. man ana vic III
the CITY OF Brotherly Love. who dlHer IN poHu's'
saved family rupture by betting the man that II MS
candidate was beaten he would clear away ana was"
the supper dishes for year, while II the VIE ioS' s
was 10 shave him ard shine lis shoes every uornlns
The husband now attends 10 tho supper dShes' "HIe
his beard IS growing long and Ms shoes are rusty ~
| Lawrence Ind a Young lover Will soon buy ue
oysters for his sweetheart. and stand nj inc lE'N''
end Of the restaurant whle she eats them alone se
intends "a choose a night when the place Is crowded !"
order that others may enjoy the spectacle 'ne
evening last week three young ladies' OF spr'hsne'a
Mass. paid OF election bets by appearing IN men
attire IN the streets some hoodums caught on 10 nc
situation, and the girls. terribly frightened sought
refuge in the nearest house.
In tho senate ~ the Future-Ihc senator no .
Nebraska with emphass)-Mr. President uoFe ,n,o
that the SERGEANT at Arms lie sent oui "a u'lnT a
session the member from Kansas and her colsassi
from Arkansas The morning papers c"hlAlu,N iu N
rcp. r., Of biz barlain sale opened today ana ,hs
members are not in the tuildns.-('M''So -'
Record.
II is estimated that 10000 young men ana Wo''e"
o~s ot,ordln, IN, colleges OF the State OF Kansas.
An In.piration-Mrs. Drowsie-What. my Dear; y{;H
are not going o. wear that brshtcolor'u h''N-' -
the pulpit. YOU - rto,s 10
The Rev Mr. Dr0wSie-fes. am, Ina. ,,,a-
only way | can keep the audience a"dAe'-NO
and Furnisher.
A correspondent called attention IN Mohoa! P"PN
10 the fact that big advertisement has recently W
paintcd on the foot OF storm King Mountain ana Ne
whether There is any society or committee tut w
venting tho dishgirng u natural scenery u"
fortunately no such society committee could DC con-
sim. I'd with power 10 prevent these diShgur@'ou'
save through the education Of public opinion ." 'e
subect II IS a scandal and an outrage that uAe NV
scenery along the Hudson River or elsewhere so
he dcfaced by cdvcr ising ncnds. To these ieno"'
nothing is sacred. nothing 100 good TO oe mac ~
serve their vile purposes. They ought 10 NC suu
,octed 10 scverer punishment than they sunet oy oos
denounced by every lover OF nature
Naster-Of late Won have brushed my clothes IN
very superficial manner. Johann
Man servant-Well but sir 49,, ,.o. Ell
Mascr-Iust look here. found ths sNpenn.J, ~
wing in nv pocket this morning !-tBuntes Allerie'