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The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1892-09-02

and skipped out with her, leaving all else
behind
RoberO Mahrie was imprisoned in big
frigeratOr at Chelsa by his wife through
mistake and came being waited to a
warmer cline before being released from
the cooler.
Washtenaw Germans will hold a jubilee
Mt Ypsilanti on Sept s. A street process
sion, speeches by good takers, and fire
works in the evening are on the pro-
gramme.
Saginaw churches talk of establishing a
summer resort of their own on the lake
Shore
All East Tawas young man has been
committed to an asylum because OF over
int dlgence III cigarette smoking.
One of the features of the Labor day cell
ebration at Muskegon will be barbecued
OK of 800 pounds weight.
Mrs. Palmer, "a Saginaw lady, had an
arm broken in three places by falling
down "A flight of stairs.
Mrs. Thomas Swift, a lady of 80 seasons,
living near Jackson, cares for an invalid
husband, does her own housework milks
three cows, and looks after score OF other
stock.
Escanaba's ninety-nine saloons pay a
tax of $50, 000.
Claimed that Gertie Carmo, who lost
her life whise making a balloon ascension
at the Detroit exposition, was engaged to
be married to Bert Walker, the aeronaut
who is making u tour of oriental coun-
tries.
The local option campaign in Van
Buren, county is waxing hot, the friends
of the law holding public meetings in
every township. The vote will probably
be close.
Peter Linn lives at Wheatfield and
drives a span of colts whose combined
ages are AZ years.
Flint has an Iron Hall association with
seventy-five members, which was little
slow in sending Sl,100 to the Indianapo-
lis headquarters. The cash will now be
divided and the concern disbanded.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1892-09-02
Facts for Men of All Ages.

BY of false modesy the youth of
of the results which
practices produce These
the constitution induce debility decay
the
vital fluids general prostraton and oftenmes mbecliy and
none about which the family
little
than these and here have minister
m0hd desires and fearful DR. Humphreys
fact OF the most scientific and specific medication either
OF his will upon the peculiar mental depression
own energy into their lives Were not all such held
OF patients who been cured and to-day
organs Of either rapidly energies both
pa the check develops
intellect The reproductive function is the handspring
Dfe-preserve Ii at all hazards
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1892-09-02
0W0SS0 ONE DAY FRIDAY SEPT 76 OFFICE dHe WZDERMU7H HOUSE
Examination Free to All.


Although the doctor is in many cases
and chemicals in making analyses, micro
scopic and other scientific examinations,
yet he makes no charges to anyone, believ-
ing 1t to be part of the physicians duty
to ascertain the patients true condition
without expense to the sufferer. When
ever and wherever Dr. Humphrey decides
to locate a monthly visit crowds flock to
see him, and no wonder, for by the first ex-
animation, and often without asking a
question, he tells the invalid what the
trouble is and the prospect of a cure, and
most wonderful of all he values his first
impression and first look at patient more
than all else, and DR.. Humphrey is never
mistaken in his diagnosis in any case.
The doctors methods differ markedly
from the general practitioner in all re-
spects. Following the plan of st. Georges
Hospital OF London, he registers every
particular as to the patients physical con-
dtion and mental state. The condition of
each organ, location of any and all dis
eased parts, and whether sympathetic or
organic, together with the amount and
nature of the disease. In this way the en-
tire amount of vital energies are readily
computed and the restoring power of the
body measured against the force and en-
ergy and destructive capabilities of the dis
ease. Thus knowing the actual condition
of the tissues and the effect of specific
medicines upon every structure of the
body, unlike most doctors, he is enabled to
say positively whether any given case Ia
durable or not, and can also give the APP
proximate time and expense of treatment,
and would here point out the utter de-
fusion cherished by many patients that
they ought to get well in a few days or
weeks, Notwithstanding the fact that they
have suffered for years.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1892-09-02

Tia Centaur Company, Murray York City.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1892-09-02
What is

Castoria Pitchers prescription for Infants
Children. 1t contains neither Opium, Morphine
other Narcotic substance. 1t is harmless substitute
for ParegOrc, Drops Soothing Syrups and Castor Oil.
1t is Pleasant guarantee is thirty years. by
Millions of Mothers CastOra destroys Worms and allays
feverishness Castoria prevents vomiting Sour Curd,
cures Diarrhea and Wind Collie. CastOria relieves
teething troubles constipation and atulency.
Castoria assimates food, regulates the stomach
and bowels giving healthy and natural sleep. Cas-
toria is the Chidren's Panaceathe Mothers Friend.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1892-09-02

Grand Haven will indulge in milk
maids convention by and by.
Labor Day will be celebrated in nearly
all the principal towns of the state this
year, and elaborate preparations are being
made for the event in many places.
An Old Mission farmer has a $1,000
apple crop this season, growing on 1000
trees.
Mancelona ladies dislike to walk on the
most public streets because of the I'M
seemly jests they encounter from a gang
of toughs.
Two Michigan citizens, one at Ionia and
one at Ludington, were jailed the past
week on n charge of criminally ASSAULT
ing young girls.
Ann Arbor patrons of the local water.
works system consume 100000 gallons
of water daily. They seem to be thirsty
crowd.
An Adrian schoolma'am confessed at a
recent teachers examination that she'd
never heard that Michigan had copper
producing mines.
W. N. Ferris of Big Rapids has been
proclaimed the choice of the Peoples
party for congressman from the Eighth
district.
North Branch wants some loving couple
to set sail on the matrimonial sea at its
forthcoming fair, and offers a lot of prizes
to secure the desired result.
Constantine will invest in $4,000
waterworks outfit.
The indications are good for a greaest
attendance at Michigan university the
coming year than ever before.
a Yale farmer with large farm,
pleasant home, and an accomplished wife,
became enamored of the latter's sister,
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1892-09-02
Delays Are Dangerous.

Many diseases deceptive that hundreds ang with
indous, maades
They entirely
later them unless skilled
remember moment of neglect brings the
when ncurabe stage when the skul
physician render assistance The The
| future be
A Life of Experience and Opportunity.
of his profession and rich In practical in hospital
private practice of wonderful
he
living only he has thoroughly
travelled his of ifc broad
politan Vanderbilt railroad business he
The methods Mckenzie Vircow KOCH
Bergeon FOtherg familiar him
while he holds
cautiously,
having applied
worth dozen coujectures however plausible
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1892-09-02
Chronic Diseases.

The doctor treats no acute diseases, but de-
votes his whole time to the treatment of
chronic and long standing and surgical dis
eases; cases given up by other doctors and pro-
nounced incurable, he most desires to see. DR..
Humphrey has had nearly 5000 cures in the
state Of Michigan, while his patients all told in
Minnesota, Wisconsin, Illinois, Alabama, Ten
nessee, Georgia, Ohio and Indiana, have been
fully five times that number; nearly two-thirds
Of these sufferers were given up as hopeless
inyalids, some to be blind. some deaf, and
others a prey to scrofula, chronic kidney dis
ease, consumption, destructive female troubles
Among others, hundreds OF children hopeless
ly deformed. But behold how many of them
see and hear, while nearly all are rapidly
being cured.
The doctor Is surrounded with the finest and
most extensive collection of instruments ever
imported to this country for examining and
treating all forms of chronic ailments OF the
head, face, eye, ear, throat, chest, lungs, heart
stomach, liver, Spleen kidneys, bowels, repro
ductive organs, urinary organs, brain and
nervous system, paralysis, grOwths joint dis
eases, piles, hip diseases, scntca, skin diseases,
ulcers and every form of weakness of either
male or female.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1892-09-02

Tue doctor specific medicines go straight TO
the diseased organ, and can be plainly felt at
work in the diseased parts very shortly after
their use Is begun They are pleasant to take,
mild but searching in action yet agree with
the most delicate lady or child, do not reduce
the strength, ana can be used while at the
usual occupation, as many patients still able
FOR hard work and close attention to business
are often slowly, surely, yet unconsciously
dying, knowing themselves ill, yet deceived
into ia se security, they procrastinate and
put off the matter until the case is rendered
incurable. The doctor earnestly requests all
persons under treatment to write him often, as
advice may be necessary week after week In
order to push any given case on as rapidly as
possible and good common-sense statement
on the part of the patient by mail is the next
thing to personal consultation.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1892-09-02
CastOria.

sCastoria is an excellent medicine for chill
dren. Mothers have repeatedly told me OF Its
good effect upon their children"
DIR. G. @. OsaooD,
Lowell Mass.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1892-09-02
CastOria.

"Castoria Is so well adapted to children that
recommend it as superior to any prescription
known to me-"
n. A. ARCHER, M D.,
Ill So. Oxford St., Brooklyn, N. Y.
"Our physicians in the children's depart
ment have spoken highly Of their expert
ence in their outside practice with Castoria,
and although we only have among our
medical supplies what is known as regular
products, yet we are free to confess that the
merits Of Castoria has won us to look with
favor upon It,"
UNITED HOSPITAL AND DIsPENsARY,
Boston, Mass.
ALLEN @. SMITH, Pres,
urray Street, New York City.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1892-09-02

"Castoria Is the best remedy for children Of
which am acquainted. I hope the day is not
far distant when mothers will consider the real
interest Of their children, and use Castoria in
stead Of the variousquack nostrums which are
destroying their loved ones, by forcing opium,
morphine, soothing syrup and other hurtful
agents down their threats, thereby sending
them to premature graves"
DIR. J. f. KINCHKLoE,
Conway, Ark.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1892-10-20
The Side.

There never vas an event so solemn
or an occasion SO doleful that it did
not have q funny side to it. After
due regard has been paid to the
proprieties; look always for the fun
in a thing, even IL y0ir best girl runs
away with another man and marries
him on the eve Of your wedding day.
In the most miserable time of your
life keep this humorous side before
you. 1t will make life lighter and
more prosperous. 1t will help you
throw off the blues sooner, and as
oon a you can throw off the blues
courage and hope will come back to
you. With courage and hope you will
be ready to face the fiends of i'll luck
and try again. A sense of humor has
made many a mans fortune, and keeps
both men and women from madness
and suicide.
A Ems OF humor is conducive to
good digestion, and we are told now
by the doctors that it is the chronic
dyspeptics who are most apt to
''catch" cholera. A sense of humor
win therefore keep off the cholera.
Fate has not done her worst for a
man as long as he is gifted with a
fuhHy bump. There is fun in the
world; and he will always see it, no
matter what happens, and will always
gather friends about him because of
this merry, sunny disposition. If
you have not, the sense of humor,
cultivate it. If you will not do that,
go and Shut yourself away from youf
fellow men and live in a co fin, for
nobody wants you around.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1892-10-20

Gen. Miles submitted his annual
report for the department of the
Missouri. He says inspection reports
from the different posts show the
troops in a good state of discipline
and efficiency. Gen. Miles says
regarding the dissatisfaction among
the Cheyenne and Arapahoe Indians
Is on account of the deduction of
ss7 500 for soscalled attorneys fees
from money due the Indians in pay
ment for the reservation opened to
settlement, and that he directed an
investigation be made by Capt. Lee.
Capt. Lee, in his report, said the
payment OF the money was tainted
with Misrepresentation, fraud and
deceit, and was on an outrage upon
the Indians. Gen. Miles earnestly
renew the recommendation made in
his last annual report of sS50,000 for
mobilization of 10000 regulars and
10000 state troops at the worlds
fair. He further urges an appro-
priation Of si,5oO,eOO for tranpor-
~tatioD, camp expenses, equipments
and other expenses connected with
the proposed encampment.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1892-10-20

Two Democratfc Generals who c.ppot
rapport Clsvslsaa.
General Sickles, the cne leeoed vat-
eran, who reiterated at washingtnn his
belief and hope that the old soldiers will
not vote for Cleveland, has an earnest
supporter In General E. O. Beers. of the
Thirtieth New York regiment. a brave
and valuable officer Of the war. In a
long letter to the old soldiers General
Beers says:
81 have arrived at the of fullv
threescore. and have been a lifelopy
Democrat. But am fully satisfied that
Mr.. Cleveland is not the friend of the
soldier boys Of 1875, and is not emit.
tied to and should not receive n sun
port 1t seems very plain to nae that
with the past record Of Grover Cleye-
land, II any veteran casts his ballot for
him he not only stultifies himself. but
goes back pom every comrade of the
Union army. W. must not let general
apathy run this campaign. Let us en-
list ono more under general activity
and carry on one more vigorous CAM
paign in the maintenance of our rights.
In another part of the letter he saws;
when our country was sorely in
need of men did Mr.. Cleveland hasten
to buckle on the sword and offer his
services to put down that gigantic rebel.
lion? History says no. Although bound
by 10 stronger home ties than General
Harrison and thousands of others Gin
fact not as strong, for he had no wife or
children dependent upon him), still he
did not offer his services except through
q substitute. He was like that cele-
brated humorist who was willing to sac
rifce all his wife's relations to pat down
the rebellion"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1892-10-20
r. TENNYsoN.

The death of Baron Tennyson
illustrates in a remarkable manner
the necessity Of taking care of them
selves which deyolves Upon elderly
people and the dangers which
they run in taking cold. The great
poet was apparently In robust health.
He went out for a drive and caught
cold. 1t settled upon his Kidneys
because every cold involves the entire
e~xcretory system; the lungs, the
kidneys and the skin. In this case
the kidneys being rendered inactive,
pneumonia set in and the case was
soon hopeless.
REEDS GERMAN COUGH AND KIDNEY
CURE
Is a perfect protection against all
maladies arising from a cold and
pneumonia especially, Unlike other
cough remedies it contains no opiates
or other poisons, but it incites the
the kidneys to activity, stimulates
the circulation, relieves the lungs of
their burden and thus enables the
system to throw off the disease. 1t
can be obtained of every dealer.
The small bottles 25 cents and the
large so cents.
SYLVAN REMEDY Co,
Peoria, Ills.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1892-10-20
FOREIGN BRIDES.

Onciaiiy offered to Try to Destroy
American Reciprocity.
Nothing has proved more conclusive
ly the great advantage which our reci-
procity treaty gives the United States
over the European countries than the
development OF the scheme on the part
of Germany to induce South American
governments to break off their reci-
procity treaties with the United States.
The evidence seems to be beyond ques-
ton that an offer was sent from Ger
many to President Heureux, of Santo
Domingo, proposing TO pay him $50, 900
a year if he would break off the reci-
procity treaty with the United States.
President Heureux, it seems, sent a . Q
cial envoy to the United States to see if
this country would make a higher bid.
Secretary Foster replied promptly that
1.-THE United States is neither to be
blackmailed or bullied. If your coun-
try breaks the treaty it must be prepared
to bear all the consequences, for in my
mind the word reciprocity is associated
with retaliation"
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1892-10-20
Odd Things About women.


In South Greenland the color of
the hair ribbon which a woman ties
round her head denotes the social
condition Of the wearer, whether she
be maid, wife or widow.
Queen Victoria is somewhat
sensitive in the matter of her
authority as sovereign Of a nation
fast growing democratic. To a mem
b6r Of her court who said, 81 suppose
they will make several new peers now
that Mr.. Gladstone is in" Victoria
replied with emphasis, "They?"
Sarah BeTnhardt's opinions as
regards her fellow artists r inter
esting, Mary Anderson she ''con-
| siders very beautiful and graceful, a
| good actress, but not great" Mrs.
Langtfy is "beautiful-beautiful,
and Mrs. Bernard Beere is ''most
admirable" but "Ellen Terry is the
artist / love-" while Henry Irving
| she thinks even more Of as San artist
| than as an actor"
A unique collection of cats i:
possessed by DIR. Susan Janeway Colt
man of Germantown, Pa, a mucl
respected lady, who studied medicine
but has not practiced since she
inherited her fathers fortune in
1883. The cats number twenty-five
in all, and include yellow Persian
Manx, white Maltese, English tiger.
feather tailed" Turkish, Skye, Ian
zibar and other felines of unique
beauty or OF illustrious pedigree.
Miss Coltman values her pets at
$1,000. When, by the accident of toe
prolific birth, her cat family grows
larger than she wishes it to be she
sells the superfuous kittens and
devotes the proceeds to charity.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1892-10-20
WHEN MEAT Is DONE.
The Test and How to Apply It---Pertinent
Suggestions.

The orthodox rule for the cooking
of meat, fsh and fowl IL to allow a
quarter Of an hour to every pound;
yet this recipe needs to be mixed with
brains. Some families like rare,
others, well-done meats; again a joint
may be unusually thick, orremarkably
thin; again, full grown and mature
meats, such as beef and mutton. are
best with red gravy oozing from them:
while immature or white meats, such
as lamb, veal, pork, etc, arc ABSOLUTELY
dangerous, unless done through to the
bone. A good rule is to allow twelve
or fifteen minutes, according to the
taste OF the family and the thickness
Of the joint for the cooking of every
pound ofpork, veal, lamb, ham, bacon,
fish and every kind of fowl.
Accidents happen, however; the
oven may be too hot OF too cold, the
fire too slow, and-what not; so a cook
should learn to know by the appear
ance of the meat itself when it is
sufficiently cooked. How can this be
done? By carefully observing the
appearance of the meat around the
center bone or bones. If the learner
be in doubt the blade of a knife can
be run in about half an inch, TO the
bone, and the meat slightly raised
examined for a moment or two.
After one or two trials this will be
found to be infallible method. 1t is
quite right that next to the bone beef
and mutton should be red and juicy
but il the beef be blue or the mutton
has that strange, raw look peculiar to
mutton that has just felt the heat of
the fire, the .eint needs a little more
cooking; while white meats should be
white, even to the bone, with the
exception, perhaps, of lamb, which
many people prefer with a little pinky
oozing through.
We may not love the barber, but we
H. - - a.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1892-10-20
R DAKOTA NOTES.

J. w. Harnden has been appointed
postmaster at Antelope, Stark
comfy.
Lieutenant Governor Roger Allin
has forwarded to the secretary of
state a letter of declination Of the
nomination for governor rendered
him by the prohibition party.
Harry Montague's hired man has
disappeared from Sanborn taking
with him Montagues team OF horses.
One horse has been recovered but the
man is still at large with the other.
Federal troops have been ordered
to the Turtle Mountain Indian
reservation, to prevent the threatened
interference of Canadian halfbreeds
with the work of the government
commission.
Cummings, eight miles north Of
Hillsboro, was visited by a fire
evening, that reduced two
stores and a bank to ashes. Cause, a
gasoline explosion.
The secretary of the interior has
Henry H. Harmon, Georgia
WEIGH and Hemper Peabody, of North
Dakota, as a commission to appraise
the lands of the Fort Rice abandoned
military reservation Of North Dakota
under the act Of July 5, 1884.
To satisfy a judgment in the case
Of Albert II. Glaspell against the
Pacific Railroad Company.
Sheriff Schmitz offered for sale at
last week land situated in
the northwest part of the county.
Only 81 per section being offered, the
sale was postponed.
The father of the slain Dalton
.anditti says his boys went to the
bad through reading sensational
train robber stories in the dime
1t is possible that had Mr..
Dalton kept a good stout SWITCH in a
conspicuous place in the house, he
have switched the dime novel
business out of the boys and saved
them for usefulness.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1892-10-20
Here is a pretty good thing from an

Here is a pretty good thing from On
exchange: The preacher takes a
vacation and his pulpit is vacant;
the merchant closes at $50 p. m. n
perhaps in the middle of the after
noon on Sunday, the doctor turns his
patient over to a brother physician
and goes to the sea shore; the farmer
leaves the boys to run the place and
goes back to his old home in Pennsyl-
yania; the laboring man takes a
layoff when he wants to; the news
paper man alone comes u on time,
rain or shine: and no matter now
cold or how hot the weather, how
dull the town or how i'll the man that
searches it for news, he must tell
his tale of brick, straw or not, or the
people kick. Still there are people
who are unkind and actually a
harsh things when he gets a pass to a
minstrel show or is invited 70 a
banquet. Fortunately there is
another and better world.
Reporter and farmer. [volume] (Webster, Day County, Dakota [S.D.]) 188?-1946, 1892-10-20

Oddstick calls his girl RevanEs
because she is so sweet.
Now the young artist w'andcrs ost
to sketch nature and sketches cold.
1t is much better for a man to bts in
high spirits than to have high spirits
In him.
Jagson says the reason that woman
talks so much is because she suffers
in silence.
When a man does business iii
basement he undersells his conn
petitors on the street floor.
A miss is as good as a mile. This
is probably why a man doesn't feel
the distance when he's got a nice girl
with him.
A clergyman one hot Sunday obeerv-
ing a deacon asleep in church called
out: Brother Austin, please open
the widow a little Physicians say it
is unhealthy to sleep in d hot room.
A Problem Solyed.-ClarazEwsu
to break off my engagement with
young Dudkin and / don't know how.
Maud-That's easy. Buy him .
necktie,