The Wichita daily eagle. [volume] (Wichita, Kan.) 1890-1906, 1892-05-15

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ley institute and it has accordingly been
transferred to Wichita, the city of joints,
where the raw material, such as it seeks,
abounds in great plentitude.
Deacon Jones: I have always studied
girls closely. l have noticed that when
three girls chum together, one of them al
ways believes that the other two make fun
f.her behind her back. This is invaria bly,
so. / have in my mind three young ladies
in the north part of town. The other
night they slept three in bed, and one of
the girls insisted on sleeping in the mid
die, SO the other two couldn't talk about
her.
Oklahoma Times, Journal: Ed Overhol-
ser returned from Guthrie yesterday. He
went up with the Pirates of PeEzance"
On the day previous, and his inclination
| was to go on to Wichita Ed is not so
badly stuck on the Pirates" as he is on
one of General Stanley's fair daughters.
A girl wrote from Cedarvale this week,
inquiring into the character of certain
Wichita travelling man and his standing
in the community. She was evidently
making him wait for his answer. The in
formation she received was this: "He is a
man of good standing and has a wife and
three children"
Topeka Journal: The Peoples party is
the only state convention that will meet
at Wichita this year. 1t is rumored, on
the quiet, that Wichita will prove
hoodoo.
Who is the prettiest girl in Wichita7
No two persons would give the same
answer, but the way five young men are
calling on one young lady on the north
side shows that they all think alike.
Atchison Globe: A Wichita girl drives
milk wagon, and she is so pretty that
great many men have quite drinking
beer.
A Wichita father has promised his
daughter diamond ring when she grad
yates this spring, To this he has added
the cost of her dress, flowers, etc, and
finds the performance will cost him Sl69.
Lawrence Record: Two Wichita citi-
zens killed sixty birds in five hours yes
terday according to the EAGLE with their
own hands. This is almost as good luck
as though they had carried guns.
A young man asks Mother Grundy IN a
perfumed note if the dogs that follow an
unarmed man around town, do SO, out of
affection or curiosity.
Kansas City Star The Kelley institute
has been removed from Winfield to Wich-
ita, nearer it's business.
Ralph Niederlander is responsible for
the statement that during a recent illness
of a few days duration. a young lady of
the city received nine dozen roses from her
several gentlemen friends.
Preston Plaindealer: A woman arrested
in Wichita for shoplifting, told the court
that she began her career by picking her
husband S pockets while he was asleep;
after that the descent was easy. What a
warning!
Deacon Jones: "When a woman makes
up her mind to marry man, there is no
escape for him except to marry some other
woman"
Kansas City Star: The rain sets the
gray-headed old pioneers of Wichita to
talking about the great flood in the Little
River in the old days of 1877.
The fattest young man in town is the
most bashful. One of the prettiest girls
in town is struck on him but she can't
get near enough to make love to him.
Topeka Lance: Emporia. encouraged at
the success of the Pirates of Penzance"
in Wichita, will soon present the opera.
Wichita school children as rule know
too much about the dynasties of Egypt
and not enough about the history of Kan
SaS.
Topeka Lance: 1t il said that Wichi-
ia girl whose nose is crooked ties it with
rag to her ear every night, trying to
straighten it.
A teacher in the Park school has been in
the habit of writing letters to her sweet
heart and sending them by pupil to the
street car drivers who were to mail them.
1t has been discovered that the letters
never reached their destination, but the
street car drivers have been having a good
deal of fun.
Wellington Standard: The Wichita
crowd of Democrats that attended and al
ways try to run conventions have about
played themselves out with the fair ele-
ment of the party. At Salina, as usual,
they gave the Wellington delegation the
worst OF it. by making a pledge and then
ruthlessly violating it. They can expect
some blue fire in the future.
Professor Sickner's plan of giving a re-
cital Of popular music and another OF
classical separate and distinct, is a good
one. The musical people of Wichita have
long felt the want OF such an arrange
ment.
Topeka Lance: Henry Huffman, the
popular lightweight EAGLE reporter, got
leave OF absence TO run up 10 Ellinwood
and attend the wedding Of 8 schoolmsie
and chum the first of the week He got
back in time TO 60 TO Oklahoma with the
Pirates.
A Wichita joint had an opening yesteg-
day and sent out fne giit-edged Etho-
graphed invitations
Topeka Journal: Atchison and Wichita
papers complain that their councils hold
executive sessions frequently. The Topeka
council does everything over and above
board and executive sessions are not nee
essary.
Ii is reported that Pat Rohrbaugh has
received a leap year proposal fIom young
typewriter.
Kansas City Star: The kangaroo court
in the Wichita Jail has been abolished and
the lord high executioneer consigned TO
the dark cell.
a popular young school girl hss been
notified By her professor that II she IS ey-
poets to graduate this spring she must not
entertain or be entertained.
Some young men offered 20 give IS 20
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