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Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07

Mrs Newwed: My dear, as you said we
must do everything possible to economic, I
have been at work turning over my old
dresses, and can make most of them do an
other year. 1t WON'T take me over six
eeks to get through, and then III reshape
and retrim my old bOnnets.
Mr.. Newwed: That's very sensible, must
say.
Mrs. Newwed: have also been trying
some waxed thread and a coarse needle on
my old shoes, and believe they'll last six
months longer; and I've turned that old car
pet We bought second hand, and given it a
thorough washing, SO that it Will do very
nicely; and I'm going to make some cur
tains for the upstairs windows, to avoid
buying new ones.
Mr.. Newwed: Eminently sensible, my
dear.
Mrs. Newwed: And I've sent of the wash
erwOman and discharged the hired girl. 1
Will do all the work myself.
Mr.. Eewwed: You're an angel, my love.
Mrs. Newwed: And took that box of i'm
ported cigars you bought, and traded them
for two boxes of cheaper Ones.
Mr.. kewwed; Now, see herei Economy
is good thing, but there is no need of your
becoming an unreasoning fanatical mono
maniac on the subject.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07
Arsenic ana american Apples.

LONDON, January 9. 1891 The Horticultural
papers are renewing their attack on American
apples, on the ground that they contain arsenic
and the attacks are being generally copied in
the daily press. The charge is that growers
sprinkle arsenic on their trees TO prevent the
rayages of a moth which eats nothing but apples
and pears. All the papers do not take the same
side, and one points out the weakness OF the
charge, as arsenic would not be applied when
the trees are in fruit The editor of the Hor-
ticultural Times is the author of the '-arsenic
scare" as ii is called here Immense quaint,
ties Of American apples arc sold in England
and bring high prices, which perhaps explains
the reason for the attack.
Spraying fruit trees plants and vines for the
prevention of the raVages Of insects and fungus
diseases is no longer an experiment, but Q
necessity, in order 10 get large crops OF perfect
fruit For full information on this subject
address William Stahl, manufacturer OF Elk
celsior Spraying Outfits Quincy. IL, who vii
send free, q iull and complete treatise on th1
subject.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07
CHAPTER VI.

Ny explanation is most simple. I can
only say that important business called
me away suddenly, and did not see fit
to publish the fact OF my intended de-
parture. AS for my having any cOnnec-
ton with this crime, those who know me
will not for a moment entertain such
thought. For the assurance of stran
gers, 1 might further protest my inno-
cenee, but it is unnecessary to do so. 1t
is no secret that a firm friendship exist
ed between myself and John Oakburn,
said Stuart Harland, at last
His frank and fearless manner troubled
the police sergeant who had caused his
arrest, and ne hitched about in his chair
nervously, while he tried to devise some
trap which might lead Harland to Grim
mate himself.
He thought Of the old CONFORMATION
ruse, as the detectives term it, and sud
denly arising he said to Stuart:
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07
with Ely'4 Cream Balm child can be

With EIy'4 Cream Balm child can be
treated without pain and perfect safety.
Try the remedy, it cures Catarrh.
My son has been afflicted with nasal ca
tarrh since quite young. l was induced TO
try FIy'g Cream Balm, and before he had used
one bottle that disagreeable catarrhal smell
had all left him. He appears as we'll as any
one. 1t is the best catarrh remedy IN the
market-J...C. Olmstead, ArcOla, Ill.
one of my children had a very bad dis
charge from her nose. Two physicians pre-
scribed, but without benefit. We tried Ely's
Cream Balm, and, much to our surprise, there
was a marked improvement. We continued
using the Balm, and IN a short Time inc er u1S-
CHARGE was cured.-O. A. Cary, Corning, n. Y.
Apply Balm into each nOstriL 1t IS Quickly
Absorbed, Gives Relief at once. Price 90
cents at Druggists or by mail.
ELY BROTHERS, 56 Warren ST., New YORK.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07
"a IncIrV Escane.

Fortunate is the man or woman residing in a
malarfa-ridden locality who escapes the
dreaded seourge Not one in thousand does
When the endemic is a periodical and wide
spread visitation, 1t is Just common to see
whole communities suffering from il as single
individuals. The most vigorous constitution
is not proof against it-hoW much less system
feeble or disordered. AS a means OF protection
against malaria, HosteIter's Stomach Bitters
Is the supreme medicinal agent. It will up
rootany form OF malarial disease implanted IN
the system. and even in regions where MAS
matte complaints are most malignant and
deadly such as the Isthmus of Panama. Guate-
nala and the tropics generally, il is justly re-
garded an efficient safeguard. No less
eficaciOus is it as a curative and preventive OF
chronic ndiges ton liver trouble, constipa ton,
rheumatism, kidney complaints and Ia grippe.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07
Necessity Knows No Law.

Magistrate: You are charged sir. with
dragging this young woman, forcing her in
60 a cab, and driving like mad to the ferry.
Prisoner: Yes, sir. live in the suburbs.
This morning my wife told me not to dare to
come home without girl, and I didn't know
of any other way to get one.
Magistrate: I'll take this young girl home
with me and place her under my wife's pro-
lection. I live in the suburb myself. You'll
have TO catch another.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07

Stuffer (at the end of the Simpkins
balD-@DO you know, 1 can't find my
Overcoat anywhere?"
Simpkins- you looked in the
refreshment-rOom?"
Stuffer-~Why, no. How could it
be in there?"
Simpkins- you haven't been any
where else during the evening, have
-Clothier and Furnisher.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07
A Brilliant Discovery in DermetOlogy.

It is said that superauous hair can be per-
manently removed without pain. An inter
esting and valuable discovery has recently
been made by John II. Woodbury., OF 10
edy for the permanent removal of suPerhu-
Gus hair, consisting of a fluid which Is ap-
piled to the hair follicle by means of an cleo
trio needle. 1t is designed to be used by pa
tients at their homes, and is said to be fully
as effectual as electricity. Full particulars in
reference to this valuable remedy are found
in little book of 128 pages, which Is sent TO
any address for 10 cents on application to
the discoYerer.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07

The fig tree is a wonderful tree for
sending down its roots in search of
moisture. According to the OrOville
(Cal.) Register, there is a gigantic fig
tree in the yard of z. Tucker, OF that
place, the roots of which have. filed
the bottom of his well, which is
thirty-two feet deep.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07
Trying to Please employers.

Mistress: I am surprised. you say YOU
were married six months ago, divorced three
months ago, and remarked TO your husband
last night?
Domestic: Yes'm; you see at the first
place he had they wanted a married man, SO
we got marrledj but the next place they
wanted a single man. SO we got divorced and
1 came here. Now he's found a place where
they want man for gardening and wife 10
cook, SO We got married again and I'm going
there with him.
New York Weekly.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07
was IT Patdq

Passenger lin second class)-I think
I've got into the wrong carriage.
Ticket inspector (sternly)-The
difference must be paid.
Passenger (triumphantly)-Oh, just
so! Then III trouble You for seven
pence halfpenny; I've a flrst-class
ticket.-LOndOn Tit-Bits.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07

Pretty Girl Teacher; If you devotedly be-
lieye ali have taught and religiously observe
the commandments, you viii meet me in
heaven.
QChinese Pupil: Whattee goodee thatee do.
No maIlliage there.
New York Weekly.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07

Mrs. Suburb: No more milk? What's the
matter2
Gardener: The COW has stopped givin'
milk, mum.
Goodness mel Why?'
Because she's dry, num-
''Then why in the world don't you give her
a drink?''
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07
Boils! Pi1np1es! BlOtches,

AND ERUPTIoNS ON THE BODY,
that nature IS making efforts throw s. S. S. will
changes the character of the blood the
the pores of the skin, and the poison also out
C. W. HODKI Postmaster at East IanOn Me, writes
ncuredso
SWif Specific The fourteen old lives
o be true.
deblhated child fr our Booko On the andS
SPECIFIC ATLANTA.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07

Mrs. Binks: The paper says a western wo-
man has baby that has never cried in It's
| life. -,
Mr.. Binks: By Joyei wonder how she'll
New York Weekly.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07
A FrightfuI PossibIlitv.

Housekeeper-Why don't you go t.
ork and earn money?
Dirty Tramp-They'd be apt to
pay me in bank-bills, mum, and I'm
afeared Of bacteria. Good News.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07
The Only One Ever Printed-Oan You Elmo
the Word?

There is a 3-inch display advertisement
in this paper this week which has no two
words alike except one word. The same IL
true of each new one appearing each week.
from the DR.. Harter Medicine Co. This
house places a Crescent" on everythi ng
they make and publish. Look for Il, send
them the name of the word, and they will re-
turn you Book, BEAUTIFUL LITHoGRAPHs OF
SAAIFLEs FREE.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07

small boy went to see his grandmother
After looking eagerly around the handsome
ly furnished room where she sat- he exclaimed
inquiringly: sob, grandma! Where ID the
miserable table papa says you keep"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07

THIS Judge Botkin of Kansas seems
TO be picturesque and interesting
person, but fate has been unkind to
him. He ought to be in Congress.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07

Rev. James II. Gordon, pastor NJ. z. Church,
Wilson, n. c., says: have used Bradyero-
tine, and never in e single instance Iallea 10
Obtain Immediate relief from headache when
directions were followed
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07

'sHe seems very sober tonight. Did he
apologize to you for being drunk at your
ball?'' eyes; he said he understood it was to
be fancy dress affair, and he came as Gam
brinus."
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07
Indahnita
NOT Eneouraging.

: Friend. Hello, Jinks, how is your cold?'
Jinks (hoarsely): Which one?
New York Weekly. ,
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07
Disorder.x CItiz.ns.

r Traveller: Why are those people being
sent to SiberiaI
Russian Official: They refusiyitz to do
their starylngiyitz IN quietivitz.
New York Weekly.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07

p els it true that Chollie lost all his clothes in
a hotel ireI" 1T IS; When Cholly was fred
they kept his trunk"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07

FITS.-Au Fits stopped Tree D. pa. NLIsk's GEkAr
Nerve Restorer No Fit after nrst day 8 use MAJ
VeIous cures Treatise and 600 trial bottle free %
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07

Jess: Now that all men are taking the
bichloride what will they do between the
acts? Bess: Go out for hypodermic, prob
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07

They married for love, I believer" ''Yes."
fAre they happyF' ''They don't know yet.
They are waiting to see what her father is go
ing to do for them"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07

Wool: Is your mother-inIlaw still Will
you? Van Pelt: No; still agin me.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07

One trouble with the world is that so man
have more reputation than character.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07

For TIiroat Diseases, Coughs, Colds. etc,
effectual relief IS found In the use of
''Bro10a's Bronchial 1r0cles. Price % cts.
Sold only IN 6o1es.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07

The Best Way to Succeed in Business
Is to drst take thorough business course py mai
at your own home; Bryants College, Bnnalo' N l.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07

E.A. ROOD. Toledo, Ohio. says: ''Halrs Ca
tarrh Cure cured my wife Of catarrh fifteen
years ago and she has had no return OF It. Its
a sure cure" Sold by Druggists 7oc.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07

Anarchist: We expect to argue our cause,
sir, with bombs, sir? Quiet Citizen: A bomb,
my friend, is an argument that IS exploded
long AGO.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07

Chappie Cat stage door): Can see Miss
Soubrette? Doorkeeper: Sorry, sir; she has
Just been called away. Her grandchild is very
sick.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07

Tomson: Does your wife open yonr let
ters? johnson: Never, unless they are
marked fspr1vate"
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07

BEEcHAAI's Pills are not a new remedy.
They have been used in Europe for 80 years,
ali well tested and excellent.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07

Young Wife: Jack, mother saws she wants
to be cremated. Jack: All right Tel her
to put on her things and I'll take her down
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07
A PROMISING SITUATION.

1t is easier for a ship carpenter to spar a
vessel thon it IS for him to box the compass.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07
sonIal Grartrattnna

Returned Tourist: What became of thai
fool, Saphead, who had more money than he
knew what to do with?
Business man: don't remember him,
Was he much of a fOoll
Perfectly idiotic.''
ST presume he has dropped into society,"
New York Weekly.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07

Mrs. WinsIow's Soothing Syrup for Chill
dren teething. softens the gums. reduces infiam-
nation. allays pain. cures WIND collie. 25c bottle.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07

Dentists are not looked upon as peculiarl,
dissipated, yet they are always filling up.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07

The man who has no business of his own tC
attend to always goes to bed tired.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07

A cycle and cigarette and the small boy
is In heaven.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07

When Baby was sick, we gave her Castorta,
When she was Child. she cried for CastorA =.
0hsn she became aiss. she chung to Castoria,
whsa shs hadchnaFsp. she gave than csstOria.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07

| asHanson's Magic Corn SnIVe."
/ Warranted 10 cure. or money reIunoso- q /
| your druggist for it. Price IS cents-
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07
Going to Extremes.

It is mistaken idea that loud talk gives
tone to society.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07

The old gentleman that dyes his whiskers
gives it to you in PLAN black and white.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07

shorthand is thoroughly Taught by mail at
Palmer's College, 1905 Chestnut St, Philadelphia
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07

Love levels all things, but doesn't make
fellows head level.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07
The Indalent Gardener.

When young man thinks he knows more
than his father knew, he gets the idea that
the world is progressing.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07
Rare Chance.

When a man is cast upon barren island
he has reason for feeling cast down.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07

Weighty Consideration.-The salary of
the side-shOw fat lady.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07

Musical conductors beat their way through
the world by scores.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07

The spring poet has few writes that pub
fishers are bound to respect.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07

when VISITING Kansa. City stop at
the BLOSSOM HOUSE opposite Union Depot
First Class IN every respect, Rates, SEQ per
Gable cans to all parts of the city pass the
door.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07
Trying to Make Up.
Mrs. Mugps= What are Won DRINK

Mrs. Mugs: What are you drinking whis-
Ky for?
Mr.. Mugs: Tn grip M dear.
Mrs. Mugs: You got over the grip month
ago." =
Mr.. Mugs: Yes, M dear, but I didn't
know about whisky bein' good fer grip then
New York Weekly.
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07

Hoods Pills are purely vegetable and are
the best liver inYigorator ana c9thartie-
Phillipsburg herald. [volume] (Phillipsburg, Kan.) 1882-1905, 1892-04-07
ORPHAN BOY ~: ~: s. 3
- a Choice CsroIinss 2 ounces for cts.

l !aas ssss T s9s ThomPsOn's Eye Water
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1892-11-19

represent in their dresses some vegetable.
For example, cue wilIwear a white dress
strung with bean pods. and sell "Boston
baked BEANS" Another will wear a yell
low robe, pointed to represent a pumpkin,
and sell pies to match. In tue centre of
the room will be a large variety booth,
where the young ladies representing
tables not procurable at this season will
sell fancy articles. The idea was sug-
gested bv Miss l.. Pitcher, who is busy
painting on the gowns n arranging de-
tails.
The Rev. u. w. Hutchinson of Pater-
son will preach in the Second Presby-
terrain Church, Third street, tomorrow
morning aud evening.
Collections will be taken In the Baptist
Churches of this city for the extension of
State mission work. It Is hoped that
$4,000 will be raised by the well to do
churches throughout New JERSEY.
Jubilee Week'' at the Peoples Palace
begins next Monday evening, November
81. Tournaments will be held overy
evening during the week. On Wednes-
day night there is to be a sociab le to
which ladies are invited.
The Children's Home will be benefited
by the proceeds of a series of tableaux to
be given at Foye Hall. December Z. They
will represent a selection from c. D. Glib
sons drawings In Life. Dancing will
follow.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1892-11-19
BAYONNE PERSONALITIES
Weddings in the Near Future
Country 0utings-NeWs Notes.

Lines Groo of the Third ward Is putting
In a fortnight's shooting in the wiids of
Pennsylvania. being the guest OF his
father-in-law, William Peters of Lehign-
tom. He reports that he bagged in one
days sport twenty-eight quail, a dozen
partridges and thirty rabbits.
Miss Maud Crispin, daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. David L. Crispin. of No. 755
Avenus e.. has terminated a visit to
friends in Western Massachusetts.
Patrolman Michael Mcnamara was
initiated at the last meeting of Court
Pamrapo No. 1925. A. O.. T. OF A..
Cards have been ssued for the nuptials
OF Miss Grace Conway and Mr.. Charles
E. Chamberlain, both well known young
people of the Third ward. The ceremony
will take place next Tuesday in the Cal
vary Episcopal Church. Mr.. Chamber
East Fifty-first street.
Miss Ida DeHavep, daughter of Mr..
and Mrs. Sylvester DeHaven, of Avenue
G and West Forty-sixth street, has re-
turned from a long s~ojourn with friends
at Atlantic City.
AT the last meeting of Court Pride of
BaYonne No. 1894, A. o. +. of A., john
Horne was Initiated.
Mr.. and Mrs. William D. Gordon of
No. III Newman avenue. Bergen Point
are entertaining Mr.. Henry skoss of the
National line of Atlantic steamships, and
his little daughter.
Miss Mamie Hart of Long Island City is
visiting her kinsfolk. Mr. aud Mrs. John
McElmeei OF No. 343 Avenue D.
Francis G. Ludey, of No. % West
Thirty-sscond street, is located at Bendon
Mines, for q fortnight's sojouru.
Miss Mamie Tieruey, of No. S6 West
Eighth street. has concluded a visit to
relatives at Summit, Pa.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1892-11-19
WEST BERGEN Do1NGs.


The residents on Jackson avenue, south
of Claremont avenue. are circulating d
petition for the Improvement of that
thoroughfare by grading. eurbing aud
paving.
The sidewalk at Communipaw and
West Side a venue is in u very dangerous
condition. Numerous people trip and fall
there daily. Last night James Brennan
of Bergen avenue fell and spraIned his
left ankle.
Mr.. and Mrs. James Twitchell held a
progressive euchre party last evening at
their residence on West Side avenue.
Miss Mamie French won the ladies' prize,
a handsome gold brooch. The gentle
mans prize, q gold watch charm. was
won by Mr.. George Purkins. After the
games there was dancing. ;
Charles thinner of Communipaw ave-
nue. fell from a wagon at Bergen and
Boyd venues last evening and broke his
right leg. He was removed to the City
Hospital.
The Eureka Pleasure Club will hold a
special meeting this evening at the Com
munipaw avenue clubhouse to arrange
for u stag racket on Thanksgiving Eve.
Mr.. Harry Tyler of West Side avenue 10
visiting friends at NYack, N. Y.
The wedding of Mr.. George Lang and
Miss Annie B. Nolan will be solemized ut
the residence Of the brides parents on
Bergen avenue on Monday evening.