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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-03
BRIGHT BITS,

"DID YOUR LAWYER speak freely on the sub
iectl'
What do you take him fort He spoke for
SaS rs. "-Brooktyn Eagle. e
JAKE-Cora, have always been mashed on
you.
Cora-Jake, dear. that accounts for your be-
ing such flat--NeIo YORK. Herald.
BJoNEs-They say that genius is allied to
madness.
Bienks-Yes, but you needn't worry. You are
perfectly sane -SomerUilte Journal
HE--I think Miss Estabrook has exquisite
taste in dress; don't you?
She-Yes, indeed, she has. Poor child What
would she ever do without t?-SomerUiILe Jour
nal.
ETHEL-What is there about this conservatory,
that you like so WELL George?
George-lts surroundings are 80 lovely, dear
est, he sighed, as he gathered her in .-Netc
York Herald.
BUSKER-How did you come to leave your
wife in Paris!
Hill-She couldn't make up her mind whether
she wanted yard or yard and half, and l
got tired waiting. Cloak ReUietU.
TR1vvEr-Do you think Queen victoria will
abdicate in favor of the Prince Of Wales?
Dcer-No, indeed. She'll rule till she dies
Trivvet-Then it will be another instance OF
the ruling passion strong in death.-JWd0e.
In the taste of Chicago and Boston,
mighty wide gulf intervenes;
And the other one furnishes beans
Puck.
REvIvALIsT-Have you made I'D your mind to
throw off the old man?
De Sis-Well, no; the governor and 1 had
several scraps, but as long as he supports me
] II stick to him with both feet.-Brooklyn
Eagle.
BENzINE BILL (the horse thief)-Salivatin
Army, er We? Wal, We needn't mind readin'
yer, warrant. hain't been standin' off sheriffs
and Injun police. detectives and reg'lars. for
seven year to be corraled by no Amazons; ex-
cuse me Judge.
FIRST Boy Uhreateningyl-Jus wait till I
Second Boy advancing dehantly)-w Why don't
We take me now?
First Boy backing off)-Me mind is on me les.
sons now.-Good Ne1cs.
EDITOR ILLUSTRATED PAPER-Did you succeed
in getting q snap shot at Mrs Cleveland
Camera Fiend-Yes, but / couldn't get the
baby.
Editor-Never mind about that. ANY baby
will do.-Aeto York Weekly.
OPERATE MANAGER-I can't afford to pay you
over Sl7 week and expenses, and you must
permit me TO announce you as receiving 81, 900
night.
Madame Highnote-Make it $50, and you NAV
announce me at $4,000 night-Ptick,
HowsoN-I want to change this diary that
bought on New Years day. The first ten pages
OF IL are good but the rest caunot be written on
Stationer-The diary is made that way pur-
posely. In ten days you won't want to write in
It, so We give you your moneys worth in shaw
ing paper.-LDe.
WHAT PROGRESS are you making with Miss
Sweete?"
mo perceptible progress as yet. but hope for
favorable change in a day or two,"
Indeed! On what groundsf"
Her mother has been warning her against
me. "-Nel0 York Press
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-03
Friendship.
Nrom the flemish Messennsr-

From the Jetoish Messenger.
What is friendship? will tell your
Eyes that weep for others wrongs,
Shoulders bearing others burdens.
Lips repeating others songs.
Friendship is a chain, embracing
Klch and poor, and young and old;
Even the beggar child may fondlv
Touch in awe its links of gold.
Friendship is the hearts devotion.
By warm, loving acts confessed.
Thinking trials only pleasures.
II they give loved one rest.
Friendship is a sweet compassion,
When brave courage is unman'd,
Asking naught, but trusting fully,
Quick to soothe and understand.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-03
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-03

The third" party is said to have decided
upon Judge w. 9. Gresham as its candi-
date. Win Judge Gresham, or somebody
else. please decide which, and what and
where is the third" partyl There are
some eighteen or twenty Of them in the
field, and third" party nominations are
very confusing
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-03

William M. johnson of Cohahulia. Mexico.
says Cara is simply an incident" 1t is
gratifying to know that be is even an
entity. The opinion had begun to grow
that Cara and Capt. Memo were one and
the same narson.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-03

A patriotic observer in Massachusetts has
deserted the form and appearance Of an
American flag in one of the fragments into
which the ''sun spot" has separated. An
imagination like that is worth money in the
circus business
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-03
FLAvoRING EXTRACTS.
Constant
Complaint.

The sale of cheap and infe-
rior goods is the cause of
constant complaint, and Gre
atcs a great many dissatis-
fed customers. Merchants
would prefer to handle the
best articles if their custom
ers were willing to pay for
them. 1t is contrary to COM
mon sense to expect genuine
goods at inferior prices. If
customers want DR.. Prices
Delicious Flavoring Extracts
they can obtain them of any
responsible grocer. The cost
is greater but the results
obtained and the satisfaction
gained more than compen-
safes for the extra expense
in buying them.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-03

Senator Sherman has denied the rumor
that he will retire from congress next win
ter, and promises to give prompt notice Of
any such intention on his part It is safe
TO say nobody will ever be called up in the
middle Of the night to receive the news.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-03

An Indiana man mas discovered process,
so he says, by which Illuminating gas can
be solidifed. The progressive Indiana
journalist may now buy light as he buys
thoughts for bis editorial column-in
chunks-aud saw it up to At the exigencies
Of the occasion.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-03

The new style spring bats for men are
peaked in the crown and broad in the rim
a kind Of compromise between the style Rip
Van Wrinkle wears in the picture book and
q preserving kettle.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-03

Young Mrs. Blaine means business. Ex-
papa-in-law must put up or shut up. Ten
days grace is allowed. after which time. if
he is obstinate, she will fix a bent pin for
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-03

The epidemic of typhus fever continues
virulent in New York. Thirteen new cases
we're discovered Monday, nine of which
were in one house. Reports from Pennsyl-
vania show that the disease has appeared in
Wilkesbarre, where Russian immigrants
have recently arrived. Wherever the disease
has made its appearance, the authorities
are fighting hard to extirpate it.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-03

President Harrison is gaining rapidly in
the knowledge and practice Of diplomacy.
He has not stated positively how many
ducks he killed on any day during his
present vacation.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-03

Gen. Neal Dow is reported as getting
quite discouraged at the outlook for pro-
hibition In Maine, Notwithstanding Maine
has been a prohibition state these ten
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-03

The newest craft upon the sea of Journal
ism is the Urn, monthly magazine pub
lished in New York in the interest OF
cremation. The current edition contains a
few ashes of thought.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-03

Secretary Rusk will probably hear some-
thing drop when the President returns to
Washington. 1t has been raining nearly
all the time since Gen. Harrison went duck
ing to get rid of a cold.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-03

If the troops cannot find CARA could
they not bring back piece of the chapar-
raj he is hiding in? Not necessarily for
publication, but as evidence of good faith.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-03
Judge Woods.

Putting Judge Woods on the supreme bench
wll not purify him. He will doubtless be care
tul, howeyer In future cases. not 20 deliver Il
1rst opinion before no hears from the admin.
istration.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-03

There are ten postoffices in the United
States named Wanamaker. If the govern
ment got column rates for the lad, )" it is
all right.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-03
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-03

Senator Hill is amused at the story that
he is soon to be married to Mrs. Manning,
the widow of the late Secretary of the
Treasury under the Cleveland administers
ton. He is seeking the presidency, not
"a uifa
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-03

The strike Of closkmakers has ended. So
has the strike of oloak-wearers, for a new
one, until next fall.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-03
The Delays Of Congress.
From the Philadelphfo Times (De,n

from the PhtIddeEpht0 Times lDem(
Congress taking over two months to begin
work recalls the Dutchman who ran two miles
in order to get good start for jumping 6-foot
ditch.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-03

Bismarck's self-restraint during the past
few months proves him to be as great as a
man as he is as a soldier and a diplomat.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-03

If the ''silent quorum" can be legally
counted, what is the matter with counting
the ''silent majority" on pinch2
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-03

If young Mrs. Blaine had only affixed
that historic postscript, "Burn this letter."
to her billet doux, she might have been
spared the necessity of roasting" the Sec
rotary of State in case he declines to roast
himself
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-03

So far there has been a great deal more
ink than blood spilled in the Indianapolis
street car riots.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-03
CURRENT COMMENT.
What Legislation Cannot Do.
From the Boston Courier (Rep.).

1t is mistake to suppose that a government
can leglslate money into ones pocket without
legislating it out Of the pocket of somebody
else.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-03
Congressman Watson's Record.

From the Columbus (Ga.) EnQuirer-Sun CDeut.).
Tommie Watson, 80 far as we can discover his
movements in congress is not spelling his rec
ord. He is beginning 90 vote with the repub-
lcans on strict party questions.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-03-03

Young Mrs. Blaine should begin her pre-
parations for going on the stage at once.
Such lads" do not come twice In life.
time.
The Newtown bee., 1892-03-25
Secretary Windom's
Last Words shouidsbe Read by all who Wall
 Good Health and Happiness.

Last Words shouidsbe Read by all who Value
 Good Health and Happiness.
 Secretary Windom in his last speech deliv- cred in New York city before the leading financial men of this country said "that pol son in the blood permeates arteries, yelns' nerves, brain and head and speedily brings paralysis and death,' he but issued warning that should be needed by every poison, old and young. It is impossible for the human body to grow strong and vigorous with dead- ly poison lurking there.
 Science has given us a corrective In the form ot Dr Kennedy's Favorite Remedy, which will cleanse the blood of all impurities and restore the weak and deDilitated system to health and vigor.
 Mrs Annie Barton, Catskill, N. Y., says Sit is the best medicine have ever known for purifying the blood for it cured my husband of running ulcers of the leg when skilled phy- scians failed to do him any good" From the common face pimple to that most dread ed of all skin diseases, scrofula, 1t is the mas ter of and will cure the most stubborn cases. Dr Kenncdy's Favorite Remedy is not new decoction recently put on the market, but an old ana tried medicine and is the household remedy in nearly every home ill the Eastern states tor the cure of kidney and liver com paint, salt rheum, erysipelas, rheumatism and all ills that are brought by impure blood. MT John k. Stephenson of Albany, N. 9., writes that Dr Kennedy's FavOrite Remedy is a wonderful medicine and tor sick bil ious headache or derangement ot the stom ach, it has no equal on the face of the earth.
The Newtown bee., 1892-03-25
Mrs Louise Crouchley,

Maria Louise Bergen was born in the city of New York in December, 1879. She was direct descendant of the old Der gen family, who came from Holland in 1860, settling in New I Gork and New Jer- sey and for whom several streets and points of interest in and about New York are named. She was the youngest and last remaining of 10 children, her moth eFFah ah1y9hgr ddLfd %hsn S she was but b years death, she, coming under the influence. of a cousin who was an earnest Methodist, conceived a love for the Methodist church, which, after her conversion to God in small prayer meeting held in the home of her cousin in Belle vile, she joined in 1S4O.
 She was married to Thomas Crouchley in lS43, with whom she lived in New York city until his death in 1874. In 1862, she joined the First Baptist church of New York, under the care of Rev Thomas Anderson. She was woman of strong religious convictions, of steady faith in God and Of that broad Christian CIldIty "ulStI SOuubCO ill 1IIShUS "AO loved the Lord Jesus Chlist and found it. selfsat home in any Christian commun- ion. Her social and domestic traits found ample development in her church and home circles, where her devotion to God and to the children committed to her care gave evidence of loving spirit sanctified by divine grace. In disposi- tion, she was cheerful and hopeful; in spirit devout and prayerful, ever preserv- ing, amid all the cares and perplexities of busy life, her stated hours for pri- vate prayer, which nothing was permit ted to interrupt. In her affection, she was ardent and unselfish, always prefer ring the comfort of those she loved to her own. She was a sufferer for al- most 10 years; more than year of this time was passed in darkness, owing to cataracts covering the sight. Through . all this, she showed the patient, submis- , sive spirit of one who, like the Master, : was being ''made perfect through suffer ) ing.'
 On March II, 1892, she passed sudden ,. ly to the presence of Him, whom, no having seen, she had loved and serves . for more than 50 years, to the compan, e of the four little ones who had precede Il her to the Better Land and to the spirit
 of the just made perfect in Heaven. Farewell, O noble soul! o gentle heart, farewell!
 Thy day has come, not gone;
 Thy sun has risen, not set; Thy life is now beyond y. The reach of death or change, , Not ended-but begun"
The Newtown bee., 1892-03-25
BROOKFIELD.
flag.

E. 0. TerrilI has suffered from lntiam- matorv rheumatism since last Christmas, scarcely going out of his house.
 W. A. Beers &5 Co. have opened sale and exchange stable at the corner of Ives and White streets, Danbury, where they will have a car of northern horses, next Monday, 18th.
 Monday, the school of F. Curtis enjoy ed a sleigh ride. A large two-horse sleigh, filled with happy children, had a rare treat for March 2l.
 Dr NJ. l.. Collins, graduate of the New York dental college. is spending few weeks at home.
 The East Iron Works school enjoyed a grand sleigh ride, Monday afternoon, to Hawleyville. The sleighing party, Tues day, found more mud and was obliged to walk home.
 William Chapin has moved from New Milford to James P. Cummings's house
 Hon w. F. Wildman and wife art spending q few weeks with relatives il New Jersey.
 D. D. Joyce is building large addi tion to his tobacco warehouse.
 Mrs Annie Patch entertained her broth CT and wife from Danbury, over Sunday
 Onda Ocif will work H. G. Betts' farm, the coming year.
 Arthur Campbell is in Bridgeport present.
The Newtown bee., 1892-03-25
SOUTH BRITAIN.

The past week, William A. Leigh of Reynolds Bridge has been in town set ting up, in the Pierce Hollow cemetery, two monuments, one for Merritt $. Platt and one for Mr and Mrs Samuel J. Stod- dard, two tablets, for Justus Pierce and Anna l.. Pierce, wife of George r. Pierce. All are of Quincy granite. Also in the South Britain cemetery, q stone for G. N. Platt of Quincy granite. Mir Leigh has contracts for several more, the coming season. Any one has only to see his neat and artistic work to appreciate it. The workmanship speaks for itself. His prices are within the reach of all who need anything in his line.
 Charles Beardsley of New Milford has bought the Guthrie place of George Smith and will move, April l. George Smith will move to q place at Middle bury.
The Newtown bee., 1892-03-25
SHILOH

This weather is accompanied with much sickness here.
 Lockwood Shepard is dangerously sick and has doctor.
 Mrs Hartnett of Great Ring has had Dr Hill in attendance, but is now some what better.
 Miss Georgia Winton is also quite sick.
 Munson Clark is out again after a week housing.
 Sleighing has been good for March.
 Trout fishing, April l, will not be al turing, probably. In 1852, We haul snow banks until the middle of May and hun dreds of thousands of birds were starved and frozen.
 Our beloved friend of Stevenson need not worry about us. He is ''too light weight to break through the ice. He sshangs his clothes on a hickory limb, but don't go near the water"
 Here let us say, for the edification oi Rev o. o. Wright, that our initial ''G.,' used by the critic of his criticism, is no G. of Shiloh and we know not who coulc be so "ungentlemanly." We like to have everybody sail under their own color ol flag.
The Newtown bee., 1892-03-25

On Monday, Miss Emma Bloom went up to Hawley's store. On her return, she missed a valuable diamond earring. After searching without success, posters were put up offering a reward for the re- turn of the gem. Charlie Hanks, step son of Milton Taylor, happened to read one of the posters, turned around and, casting his eye down, saw something glitter and, behold, the treasure. Hanks returned the earring to Miss Bloom, who generously responded with a check for Sl0
The Newtown bee., 1892-03-25
ISTJyN00n

About 75 relatives and friends gather ed at the home of Mir and Mrs Lyman Whitehead on the evening of March l6 to celebrate their Both wedding anniver- sary. 4 pleasant evening and good traV- cling helped to make the event sue cess in every particular. Shortly after 7 o'clock, the house was filled with guests from New Milford, Danbury, New town, Bridgeport and Redding.
 Among the many amusements was some very fine singing, rendered by the cele brated Stott family of Danbury, ,com- prising a quartet and each member an accomplished soloist. Their selections were fine and well executed, giving the listeners great enjoyment.
 Mrs Nellie k. Middlebrook, the well known elccutionist of Bridgeport, gave several excellent recitations: "Uncle Reubens Baptism and "l ankee Courtship 30 Years Ago. and, though the company were particularly delighted with these, her other selections were equally enjoyed. An upper room was prepared for dancing, where the young CT people enjoyed themselves. Refresh ments were served at the usual hour.The spread was abundant and handsomely arranged. Several elderly ladies, who left their husbands at home not feeling well, promising faithfully to return at an early hour, but were surprised, when starting for home, to learn that it was 5 o'clock. The presents were beautiful and useful. A partial list: Mir and Mrs N. Gilbert, John Gilbert, Mir and Mrs s. N. Gilbert, James Gilbert, handsome easy chair.
 MT and Mrs Demmon Hoyt, counter pane. MT and Mrs Frank Andrews, MT and Mrs l. W. Andrews, lemonade set. MT and Mrs Foster Boughton, salad set.
 MT and Mrs E. s. Whitman of Brook \ lyn. large picture, "Morning Greeting. 1 MT and Mrs Hiram Jennings, butte z: dish and spoon holder. n MT and Mrs William Whitehead r handsome towels. Mir and Mrs P. Ferry, lemonade set.
 Mir and Mrs L. B. Benedict, set of sil
 yer spoons and sugar shell. Mrs and Miss Baldwin, dozen silve i. nut picks.
 n Mrs l.. 4. Barnum, money. 7. MT and Mrs il. Ferry, counterpane. e Mir and Mrs Dikeman, Mir and Mrs < W Beyans. Mir and Mrs J. Morgan, Mr an la !, Mrs White, Mr and Mrs 5. F. Smitf h MT and Mrs James Barnum, beautlft IT ~
 ,e easy chair.
 MT and Mrs H. Burr, handkerchiefs
 Mrs Stratton, bureau cover.
 Miss Carrie Dikeman, tidy.
 Mrs Porter, table dolly.
 F.J. Beardsley, silver candlestick.
 Mir and Mrs Whitehead have the be-
 wishes of many friends for their futul
 prosperity.