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The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-14

1.-THE more a man gets the more h
wants." except when he's receiving sen
tence in a court of Justice.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-14

FoNp MoTHER-''Tm shocked, Tommy!
Where did you hear such a naughty wordln
Scion Of the House-"I didn't heared it,
mamma; feeled it"-Puck
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-14

IT is an easy matter these days to warn
up for any emergency.-Binghamton Re
publican
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-14

IT is actually getting SO that the rlan who
attends to his own business is apt to get
left Galveston News.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-14

WHEN a burglar prizes open safe and
does not find prize, it is disagreeable
surprise
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-14

IF you do not want your feelings hurt
keep them out of the way.-Galveston
News.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-14

JAGsoN says you can take tramp to
task, but you can't make him do it-Elmira
Gazette
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-14

THE average landsman believes that II
shivers vessels timbers when she gets
coaled -Bcs ON Courier
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-14
list ELL

~ - - = - $500
Of improvements
DR.. Pierce's Pleas
ant Pellets. To
begin with, they're
the smallest, and
the easiest to take.
TIL eyre tiny,
sugar-coated anti
bilious granules,
scarcely larger
than m us tard
seeds. Every child
=. r.,oIr Cow 4bo,,,
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-14

ANYONE would be justified in recon-
mending Beecham's Pills for all affections
of the liver and other vital organs.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-14

WHEN You say man is as honest as the
day is long, you don't eceSsarily imply
that he Is Il thief at night Buffalo Express.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-14

WOMEN dentists are great success in
London. They belong to Il profession that
las a knack of catching on.-Boston Globe.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-14

IT is wise chicken that keeps away from
the caup-meeting ,-BaLtim gre American.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-14
Food for Heifer Calves.

A noted New York farmer, who has
in past years been in the habit of grain
ing his calves the first winter, daily,
with about quart of grain each, has
the present year fed rutabaga turnips
instead, and reports the calves not as
fat as others that in the past have had
grain, but more growthy and promise
quite as well for the future. The heifer
calf wants to be kept growing, not
fattened. Any system of feeding that
induces fat forming should be aban-
doned. Heifer calves want thrift, not
the fattening quality of steers They
want foods that are expanding in their
character, so that the stomach may be
distended, and so become habituated to
hold and digest large quantities of
food of cheap character like soiling
crops, silage and like foods, grain be-
ing an incidental. In this way the
dairy ration may be cheapened, but If
the fat habit induced by grain eating,
is cultivated, the chances are that high
feeding in after life will be toward beef
making, which of all things is the most
Improbable quality in a dairy COW.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-14

THE person who is afflicted with klepto-
mania always feels that he fought to take
something for il. w ashington Star.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-14

A HORSE show--thc average amatcu
rider.-kato Fields Washington.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-14
SOIL INDICATORS.
Certain Kinds of Weeds VIII Only Grow
I,nrtlE Gni

Certain Kinds of Weeds VIII Only Grow
on Fertile Soil.
Weeds are not often either respectcrs
of persons or of soils, in the great Mis-
sissippi valley, but usually grow apace
with the crops unless diligently resisted
10y the aggressive farmer, though a
writer says the fact Chat some kinds OF
weeds only grow on rich soil, and their
presence indicates fertility, is well un-
Gerstood 10y farmers. The common
bull thistle cannot be grown success
fully on thin, cold soil. Possibly its
seed might terminate on such land, but
it could not amount to much. Plantain
and catnip are weeds that have similar
preference, the latter especially thirty
irg in the neighborhood of old build
ings, and always when plowed under
making q fertile spot. The common
mallows, growing in gardens and often
great nuisance there, win not grow
in fields Of only ordinary fertility. On
the other hand, mullen and ragweed
grow better on poor soil than on any
other, probably because other plants
run them out if the land is rich. An
English story is told of blind man
who was very wealthy, and who had
made much of his money buying and
selling land, Driving one day with his
servant to piece that had been com
mended highly he asked: Can you
find thistle here to hitch the horse to
while walk about the land?" NO."
was the response, "but here is null
lein that will do as we'll" Drive on"
said the blind man, "a soil that grows
mulleius rather than thistles never
does for my buying Western Rural
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-14

IT is singular that as soon as weeds al
cut down they are RACED.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-14

To WANT to be good is the surcst prophecy
that we shall be good.--Ram's Horn.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-14

A CAPTAIN Of militia is known by the com.
pany he keeps picayunc.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-14

EVERY trace of salt rheum is obliterated
by Glenn's Sulphur Soap.
Hills Hair and Whislier Dye, 50 cents.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-14

A coon Inscription for gamblers tomb.
stone: waiting fer the last trump"
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-14

IT is hard to remember the good uualitic
of those who forget us-Ram Horn.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-14

A GARRETT is rather room-attic place Il
live.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-14

How easy 1t is to see where other people
might economic if they would.--Ram' S
Horn.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-14

WE speak of snllo Gin the grass" as il
that We're not the place for him. galveston
News
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-14

IT takes lot of plucl; to get all the fcatl
crs of an ostrich Philadelphia Record.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-14

A FROG is always in the spring of life
Acton News.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-09-14

The breakers - servant girls. - k0
Field S Washington.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-04
60 Park Row, New York, n. y


There's often true poetic fire in an editor
stove
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-04
Pats Temptation.

One OF the members of the New
York Senate who has passed through
a good many experiences during his
life, was in his younger days track
walker on a New England railroad.
says the Buffalo Express. At each
end Of his route was small station.
The only persons to watch him were
in these neighborhoOds. Pat lit is
needless to say he was an Irishman)
lived in a small house beside the track.
about half mile from one Of these
stations. He was the fortunate
owner of an old horse and wagon.
This is what led to his temptation
and downfall. There was good
wagon-road running parallel with the
track all the way. Pat" said the
tempter. whats to hinder your rid
ing between Stations?" 1T wouldn't
do" said Pat. But the idea had
taken hold Of him and one rainy night
he tried it. He left his horse half a
mile from each end OF his beat and
walked to the stations at his usual
time. Over the rest of the distance
he rode on the turnpike. trusting to
luck that the track would be all right.
The thing was so easy that it soon
became settled practice with him.
Fo. three Or four months he guarded
the company's property in this way,
and no one was the wiser. Then he
was spotted. and summary discharge
followed. "a man with your genius
fordOdging work ought to be a lawyer"
said the Superintendent Faith. 1
think so meself." answered the dis
charged track-walker, and a lawyer
be became.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-04
NIWS EREVITIES.

Secretary Noble has ordered alloting agents
to crowd the work of allo:ing the Cheyenne
and Arapahoe lands.
In New York, at a meeting of the agents
of cOai-pToducing companies, 1t was decided
to advance the price % cents per ton on all
grades.
The navy department will now be busy for
long time undolng many of Its preparations
and restoring the naval establishment to its
usual basis.
The report that Whitelaw Reid intends to
resign the Office of United States minister to
France is denied by the officials of the United
States legation in Paris.
John L Riggin. brother of the sailor Rig
gin. killed in the Valparaiso not. has en-
gagged counsel to press an indemnity suit for
his brothers death against the CHILEAN gov
eminent.
The eastbound Texas & Pacific passenger
train was wrecked near Robeline, La. by
the burning Of a trestle. Engineer Merrick
was killed and three trainmen and two pas
sengers injured.
As quantity OF wreckage has been washed
ashore, it is now believed that an unknown
steamer, with every soul on board, was lost
in the gale of the night of January IS, off
Cape Finisterrce, Spain.
The British ship Ferndale, coal laden. went
Ashore five miles north of the entrance to
Gays harbor, Oregon. Twenty of the crew.
including the officers. were drowned. Three
of the crew reached shore alive.
Secretary Noble has sent formal notice to
The Cheyenne and Arapahoe Int:ans that I'M
der the agreement with the government, rati-
fed last March, he had extended the time in
which they may make selection of their allot-
mentS to February -, 1VG.
The first consignment of exhibits for the
worlds fair from any foreign country has
reached Chicago from Japan.
The officers and crew of the Ohio, now be-
If fitted out at the Charlestown navy yard
fUr a possible Gillian wfsfare, have been dis
charged. Her fitting out as floating ma
chine shop viii be pushed, however.
Frank Flenniken has resigned as secretary
for Senator Perkins, in order that he might
give his whole time to the affairs of the late
Senator Plumb. This was done at the earn
eet solicitation of Mrs. Plumb and also Major
Calvin Hood and the senator's brother.
George Plumb, who has been in Washinton
Devesol days on matters connected with the
Dotat& :;
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-04
LA GRIPPE.

On Dec. 10 was confined to my room
with the grippe. The treasurer of the
Commercial Advertiser" recommended
that should try a bottle of Ayers
Cherry Pectoral," as it had cured him
Of the same complaint. ] sent for a
bottle, and in two days l was able to
resume my business, and am now en-
tirely cured.
AS took no other remedy. can but
give all the credit to the Cherry Pee
toral," which gratefully recommend
as speedy specific for this disease.
Yours very truly,
+. I. HARRISON.
90 Park Row, New York, n. Y.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-04

Secretary Noble has ordered alloting agents
to crowd the work of alio.ing the Cheyenne
and Arapahoe lands.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-04

Deafness Canst be Cured
BY local applications, as they cannot reach the
diseased portion Of the ear. There is only one
way to cure deafness and that is by constitu.
tional remedies. Deafness is caused by an in
famed condition Of the mucous lining of the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets lndamed
you have rumbling sound or imperfect hear
Ing, and when it is entirely closed, deafness Is
the result and unless the Inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored TO its normal
condition. hearing will be destroyed forever;
nine cases out of ten are caused by catarrh,
which is nothing but an infamed condition Of
the mucous surfaces
We will give one hundred dollars for any case
of deafness caused By catarrh) that We cannot
cure BY taking Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for
circulars, free. F. j. CHENEY q Co.,
Sold by druggists, &c. Toledo. O.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-04
It's an insult

us an aVSNb
to your intelligence, but some I'M
scrupulous dealers try it. For in
stance: you're suffering from some
Skin, Scalp or Scrofulous affection,
or are feeling "run down" and,
used-up." There's torpid liver,
impure blood, and all that may come
from it. You've decided, wisely.
that Dr.. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery is the medicine to help
you. You know that it's guaran.
teed to do so, as no other blood
purifier is.
If it doesn't benefit or cure, you
get your money back.
But what is best for you to take
isn't always best for the dealer
to sell. He offers something else
that's "just as good" Is it likely?
If the makers of q medicine can't
trust it, can yoa?
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-04

One of two things has to happen.
You're cured of Catarrh, or you're
paid $500 cash. That's what is
promised by the proprietors of DR..
Sage's Catarrh Remedy. BY its
mild, soothing, cleansing, and heal
ing properties, it cures the worst
cases.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-04

The disagrecable operation Of forcing
guilds into the head, and the use Of exciting
nuffs are being superseded by Ely's Cream
Salm, cure for Catarrh and colds in the head
Ihave been great sufferer from catarrh
or ten years; could hardly breathe. Some
lights could not sleep. purchased Ely's
;ream Balm and am using 1t freely, it Is work.
ag cure surely. l have advised several
riends to use it, and with happy results in
very case. 1t is the medicine above all Others
o. catarrh, and it is worth its weight In gold
thank God have found a remedy can use
nth safety and that does all that Is claimed
or it.-B. W. Sperry, Hartford, Conn.
Apply Balm into each nostril 1t is Quickly
ibsorbeG. Gives Relief at once. Price
30 cents at Druggists or by mail.
ELY BROTHERS. &c Warren St.. New York.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-04

When she was Child, she cried for Castor ,,
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria,
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-04

OF two women choose the one that will
have yOu
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-04

The grip is the only thing that can make
some tough people feel meaner than they
are.
The Globe-republican. [volume] (Dodge City, Kan.) 1889-1910, 1892-02-04

You Can Secure a Good Business Position
by learning bookkeeping, arithmetic, writing short
hand ETC., by mail, Bryant's College, Buffalo, n Y.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-03-10
Funerals and Deaths.

The funeral of the late Charles Frederick
Pahler took place Yesterday afternoon at 3
DEL ok from 81. Johns German Evangelical
church
Mrs Antonieita MARSHA, wife OF 3lr. Joseph
Narsala died Tuesday at ll:4j A. NJ, IN the
thrty-frst year of her age. The funeral will
take place this morning ut $50 O'clock from
ST Patricks church.
The funeral OF MIS-. Ida A. Carson will take
place tins afternoon at o clock from ST. Pat
rick church.
Albion Mcdaniel died at the Soldiers
Home March 9Th in the 18th year of his age
The iunera will take place TO-DAY at L. o'clock
al HOLLYWOOD. conducted by Dr Hogc.
The funeral of the late William scott, an
account OF whose death appeared in this
paper. took place yesterday afternoon az
O'Clock from the Church II the Covenant and
was largely attended by friends Of the family.
The funeral Of the late John 4. Heath WHO
died on Tuesday at his home at Paramount.
took place yesterday afternoon at lakewood
cemetery. The services were conducted by
Rev. Mr. Tucker. OF the East End. and Rev.
Mr. Wright of the Leigh-street Baptist
churches Mr.. Heath was IN the thirty
year Of Lls age and leaves a wife and three
children. He was nephew oil the late John
A. Belyin. and was Tor years in his employ.
In 1873 the deceased entered the employ Of
Messrs Hebliston a Bro. and until his death
served them faithfully and jealousy. lie
was mem er of the Jefferson Lodge OF the
Golden Chain"
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-03-10

The library building committee appointed
by the recent Legislature. composed of Gov
ernor Mckinney. Secretary FlournOy, Treas
urer Hartman and Auditors Marye and Ruffin.
met yesterday afternoon for organization.
Mr. G. Lee Moore was selected clerk to the
committee.
The law requires the building to be placed
within the Capitol Square and appropriates
5000 600 for the purpose. This amount Of
money is not appropriated from the general
State funds. but comes from the accumulated
library fund and the prospective sale of Ger
tain pieces of real estate held by the State
The committee spent some time III the af-
ternoon in visiting the different portions of
the Capitol Square and discussing the eligi-
bihty Of the various sites. Five locations were
under discussiOn-yiz Near the corner of
Ninth and Capitol streets, between the monu-
ment and the railing opposite the old CITY
Hall. adjoining the railing on Ninth street
above the Henry Clay statue. and Just oppo-
site Fosters gallery at the corner OF bank
and Ninth streets below the old bell house;
at Twelfth and Bank streets and adjoining the
Governors Mansion, il about the location
now occupied by the stables or garden.
Tho committee have not yet requested any
plans or specifications to be proposed. nor
have they determined upon the material to be
used in the structure. No formal action was
taken by the committee.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-03-10
DR.. Pitts Successor.

4 very large and enthusiastic congregation
assembled at the Nenable-street Baptist
church last evening TO hear the report of the
committee on recommending DR.. Pitts sue
eessor as their pastor. IL was announced last
Sunday that the committee had agreed upon
a name. but withheld it in order to more def
nitely arrange with their candidate, and last
night was appointed the time at which
their decision would be made known.
In consequence the church was crowded
with an intensely interested people TO hear
who was to succeed their former beloved
leader. Much pleasure was felt and ex-
pressed when the chairman of the committee
announced the name of Baylus Cade, of
Louisburg. n. C.. Mr. Cade is "a graduate OF
Richmond College. and IS considered one of
the finest preachers in the Southern Baptist
church. lie is now in the prime Of life being
Just forty-seyen years old. and Nenable
street is to be congratulated on receiving a
worthy successor TO their former able pastor
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-03-10
JUSTICE JOHNS COURT.
Nature Was Weeping, But the Dispenser was
Al Aglow with smiles.

Weeping nature dried her eyes with cloud
and smiled through her tears as Justice John
assembled the bench yesterday morning.
Nature had not been weeping over tbe pal-
ticular sins of some Of her sons. although y
few OF them bad surely gotten slightly out Oh
paths or rectitude, but she seems 10 nave
been in an all-round hysterical mood OF late.
and sobs and signs without any apparent
good reason.
The audience was splendid. as the perform
ance Is tree, not even u collection taken up.
and therefore no reasons like buying tickets
or spelling Sunday clothes operate against
the multitude.
Joseph Iolker. awhile man who has about
as little sense OF manhood AS a trained canary.
an educated pig or trick donkey was sent
up for sixty days for assaulting and threaten
ing TO strike his wife. Herman Bulman the
wlfe's brother. WAS charged with threatening
10 kill Tolker, bat was discharged in the
court
John Branch (colored) was charged with
assaulting Lucy Branch. his wife. If there is
case on earth that meets with the stern dis
gust Of Justice John it is that OF wife
beater and when the case was called the six
months" glow was as apparent III his eyes as
the one-price clothing sign on the side OF a
house But Just like good wife. Lucy
failed 10 appear 10 testify and the case was
continued.
Mr.. c. r. Clark and his wife are not very
much accustomed TO city life. and country
home in winter. after a little melted snow,
muddy branch water and an occasional pan
OF buttermilk it is not difficult to under
stand how easily they began city tour OF IN
spsction. including punches. cocktails rock
and rye and few other delectable concoc-
tiOns. They tried hard 10 get all around put
fell by the wayside. weary in well-doing. ana
were gathered IN by the police. Dir. CiarA
was still feeling well enough yesterday morn,
ing 10 make few gratituous remarks. ana
was fined IS in addition 10 the 81 which each
was assessed for their previous escapade.
Temple Christian lcolOred) was charged
with stealing SIX plated knives and five FORKS
from Nellie ~. The case was continued.
George Evans. colOred youth. was hned
80 for beating Fannie Shelton (colOred) on
the street.
Pat j. Manning and Bernard Bergman.
both white and each about fifty wears or age
were charged with fighting on the street.
They required no counsel, admitted that they
were drunk and made az eloquent appeal as
ever was thoroughly tinged with broguee
They were simply playing Sullivan and hlI-
rane they said. and Pat exclaimed, now
yer Honor be asy with US for yer know
Johnny Sullivan is great lad. They were
fined $3.50 each and went TO jail in default or
the currency.
The plain DRINKS showed up as fast rs can
didates at a ward club and they deposited
g each with rs much regularity as the would
be officials are wont 10 produce. Robert
Montgomery. T.. T.. Montgomery, X. b..
Smith and Henry Hoffman paid q each.
John Robertson (colored) was fined so tor
cruelty 20 his horse which he was arrested
for inhumanly beating.
The times. [volume] (Richmond, Va.) 1890-1903, 1892-03-10
PARASOLS, PARhSOLS.

Plain Black Silk, natural wood
handles, 24-inch, $50; 2G.inch,
$3.50.
Heavy eros Grain Silk Mourn
ing. 22-inch, 50; 24-inch, $3.50.
Coaching Parasols. 22-inch, So.
Colors: Old rose, drab, brown, gar
net.
Coaching Parasols, extra quality,
22-inch, $3.50; black and brown.
Pinked Rufile Parasol, 2O-inch,
$3.50; cardinal, golden, brown and
black.
Brocaded India Silk, scarlet, %
inch, 1925.
Navy Blue Satin, all over polka
dots in white, $3.50.
Black Surah, covered with black
Cbantilly lace, So
Black Brocaded Silk, black lace
edge, So.
Black MORE Franchise, extra
heavy lace covered, SlZ.
Black Gros Grain, two gathered
silk bands and lace ruflle, $3.50.
White eros Grain two gathered
silk bands and lace rufile, $3.50.
Coaching Parasol, bamboo han
die, colors mauve and girls, each
with tive-line pin stripes of black
over.shot with white, S3.75.
Figured India >ilk Parasol, dark
brown, with white polka-dot de-
sign, edged with heavy black Chan
tilly lace. So 80.
Travelling Parasols, handles nat
ural wood, unscrewing 50 as to be
put in trunk, colors light gray
Surah and vieux rose, edged with
heavy white Chantily lace, IS.
Carriage Shades, Sl.75, s., S2.25,
$3.50, S2.75 and S4.25.