Gloucester County Democrat. (Woodbury, N.J.) 1878-1932, 1892-01-21
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Interesting Comments On the News 0f "a
Day by a Woman with No Glasses.

Interesting Comments On the News on "A
Day by Woman with No Glasses.
The man on the seat ahead Of her was
reading a newspaper. and after getting
settled i'll the midst of her parcels and
bundles ana regaling herself with
pinch Of Scotch snuff, she leaned for
ward and said:
III don't git much time to read the pa
pers nowadays. but | alias like To hear
what's goin on. Is there any news in
perticklergT
Nothing very exciting" liz replied,
a. he sized her up out of the corner of
his eye. Here's an item about a wife
killing her husband
"Shoo. How'd she do ity'
'With an AK"
Law me. Wall, she probably stood
it and stood it until she couldn't stand
it no more. Its awful how some hus-
bands do carry on. Anything else2'
'Here's an item about a woman in this
state who drove her husband to suicide
by nagging him."
''Shool Jest kept jawin and complain
in from mornin till night. suppose, and
he finally got so tired that he took
pizeny"
''NO, he hung himself
''Wall, don't blame her 4 mite. He
was probably shiftless and lazy. and it
split her temper to see things goin down
hill. She'll have chance now to git
married to better man
"And here's a case, he continued. as
he pretended to read, ''of wife and
mother who ran away from home with
tin peddler, leaving husband and sew
eral children behind
''Shoo. Does it give the perticklers.''
1T says she j. supposed to be little
fighty in her head"
Wall she amt bit tlighty. She
done jest right. | know purity nigh how
it was. She had all her housework to do
and them young 'uns t0 take keer Of, and
the husband was probably findin fault
all the time on top o. that. She jest
slaved and shaved till she couldn't slave
no more. Some folks think woman can
bear everything, but they can't. I 'spose
the youngest child was purity s1naIlgT
''Only seven months old"
"Wall, she probably hated 10 leave IL,
but it would have been weaned in a
couple Of months anyhow. and the father
kin bring it up on bottle. It'll serve
him right if it squalls half the time.
Anything else5'
''Why, | notice that woman has just
married her fifth husband, and isn't
fifty years old yet. Her neighbors are
% indignant that they talk of driving
her away"
'.Lal Got her fifth, ehs Wall, if l
was that woman the nayburs might talk
and blow and be hanged To EN- | ain't
1 fifty years old, nither, and I'm alvin
with my fourth, and don't keer how soon
he goes | was powerfully deceived in
him.
do you say that you'd marry again If
| he should dies'
''Sartin, and | wouldn't wait over SIX
months, either. Some folks think a wO-
man has do rights, but she has, and shes
a fool if she don't assert en-
This may interest you,r said the
man, as he turned the paper over. -
st. Louis doctor declares that tHle teet ot
women are gradually but surely grow
ing larger, and that in the next fifty
VI years to come every one Of. them viii
want NO. shoe.
'-Shoo! He says that. does her
''Yes'm."
"And he's DOCTOR"
''Yes'm."
wall, lie hAin't told 10 startlin news
I've been wearin No. rs ever since | was
( a gal sixteen years old, and I've got the
smallest foot ef any woman in our town
az it il. did feel kinder sorry when !
diskivered that ia left my spectacles on
the kitchen clock shelf at home. but ii
that's all the news the papers kil-rlke
up guess hain't missed nothingT'-
New York World.