The weekly tribune. [volume] (Great Falls, Mont.) 1891-1894, 1892-07-16
AN ATHLETE TALKS.
SENSIBLE ADVICE FROM THE LIPS OF
A PERFECTLY MADE MAN.

$3.50 N 49, 'hss
walked home she looked up and saw
MuldOon.
From the very beginning women have
liked big men-men who are physically
big-and when they by some accident
do care for little men it's ten to one the
brains are big. To every woman, and
woman is at heart an uncivilized crea-
ture, there is a certain pleasure in the
knowledge that a man can, if he wants
to, kill you with a blow. The woman
who has not had this sensation is the
one who has cultivated the original
woman out of herself and is busy search
ing for fresh emotions. Consequently
Hercules is to a oma more beautiful
than Adonis, and if she admires a man
who mentally is strong, a thousand
times more does she care for the man
who can if he will govern by physical
strength and become what Swinburne
calls king of Pain" You can't deny
this, nor explain it, but it's true.
The c~hurchgoiny young woman who
met Mr.. Muldoon was inquisitive, and
she made up her mind that she was 60
ing to get solne points on bigness and
beauty from him; so with the audacity
of the fox terrier, the dog of the day,
she asked:
Mr.. Muldoon, what coll3ti a,as a per-
fectly made NAM
Zone whose neck. blceps and calves
all Measure the same"
1t was Il bit impertinent, but that is
the ~prerogative of a woman and so she
asked. DO yours"
And he quietly answered, yes"
Then she inquired, What is the
reason that us II walks in New York
one notices that the women are larger,
look more healthy, walk better, and
from a physical standpoint are better
specimens than the men!"
We'll" said he, 1.-THE trouble begins
with the care of the boy when he is u
little chap; everything here is sacrificed
to the cultivation of the intellect, and
the small boys physical condition isn't
paid much attention to. You see the
sons of rich men who are weak. lniser-
able specimens, killing themselves with
cigarettes, smaller and less strong than
their sisters and having no strength
physically. n good many Of them are
towards. Train a boy morally and
physically first, and his brain will re-
spond when you call on 1t. Train the
brain at the expense of the body and
you have just such specimens of man
hood as you laugh at"
Mr.. MuldOon, when you get a man
down and are looking him straight in
the eyes and know that You have him
almost III your power, what are you
thinking of"
II am thinking only Of one thing, and
that is where ! can best get IL hold of
him and how | can best keep him where
| want him to be-"
Then he was asked, How long have
You been an athlete
Since ! was fifteen years old, and |
now forty-one. | weigh 215 pounds
in my clothes. 2O5 in fighting trim. or, as
the say III the south. in the buff. After
i was t!iirty-tive years old | allowed my
self to gain ten pounds, because after
that age ! think Il man needs IA little
more flesh. | have never used tobacco
and1 don't drink.
What do | think Of women: To be
quite honest. | am "a little afraid of them:
they are not SO trustworthy as horses or
dogs? What kind of "A woman do | like:
| like a womanly woman, Il woman who
is gentle and affectionatc and who isn't
loud. l like u woman whose face is
clean. not daubed all over with rouge
and powder. | like woman who has a
little bit of consideration for a man, and
who, while he is willing to give her de-
votion and love, is ready to return it
with affection and kindly thoughts.
But DO you want me to tell you what
is killing half the population Of this
country"
The inquisitive m said she did-she
was a seeker for knowledge.
ut is the vile air that is in the cars,
boats, half the houses and hotels, and in
all the places of amusement. You get
in q parlor car, and there is one person in
that IA an invalid, or a woman, who
insists on having all the ventilators
and yOu have got to sit, possibly
sleep, in that foul air, breathing in the
diseases hat everybody else has. If they
would spend less money on making a
car handsome and more on making it
healthful, there would not be half as
much wickedness as there is, for when
and women are thoroughly well
there is not much chance of their going
wrong"
But about women?"
81 think there are 100 good women
n good man, and where a woman
makes a mistake it usually is the fault
of a man. 1t is perfect nonsense, how
ever, shooting such creatures, as we
have heard of lately. They ought to be
by the nape of their necks and
tossed out of a window and left to get
along as best they can"
"Who is your favorite actorI"
"Mr. Booth"
what are your favorite flowers"
"Violets."
"What is your favorite color?"
pale blue"
And then, with a characteristic jump