St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-01-04
SUNRISE SIGNALS.

what has become of Charley?" inquired a
ST. Paul young lady whose mental attain
ments and artistic accomplishments alone
rival her acknowledged beauty The young
gentleman to whom she spoke turned sud
denly with look OF ill-concealed surprise.
| "Why, have you not heard?' he replied
mot heard about Charley? Charley is in a
| bank"
| Indeed. I am glad to learn that he has
secured so lucrative position. l suppose he
is teller, Or receiver. or register, or recorder.
| or cashier, or something of that Sort
''Oh, no; you mistake. Charley, why,
| Charley is director"
"a directors bank director! That can
hardly be possible"
Yes but it is, though. Charley directs
| envelopes"
Kansas politicians evidently believe that
everything comes to the man who waits =
except United States senatorial appoint
ments. They are only secured by going to
| Topeka.
The st. Louis Republic is the only Demo-
! cratic journal splenetic enough to classify
| Hon. William NJ. Springer as "a purple mon
key on yellow stick and even Republican
| organs are not SO harsh as to call him ''pur-
! ple."
Grover Cleveland, with true dignity, asserts
that he is not chasing the presidency"
| This is undoubtedly true, but should he con-
| clude to begin chasing it he will do we'll to
bear i'll mind that through ticket for St
Paul can be readily purchased at the New
| York agencies.
| The Galveston. Tex. Opera Glass says that
'the st. Paul GLOBE is a great paper" The
! compliment is duly appreciated, and thanks
| returned for the same. This statement en-
! bodies great truth. and while in Texas it
may require an Opera Glass to perceive it, in
| ST. Paul and Minneapolis is is clearly visible
| to the naked eye.
$50 Talkenfast has joined the silent major
| ity, has he?''
II hardly think that. 1t would hardly be
consistent with his life on earth. He was in
| variably found with the majority, but never
| SILENT
An exchange notes that Boston lends
| money and borrows ideas. which rather con-
firms the theory that he was sagacious
crank who went to New York, instead of
Boston. in his search for brains.
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Secretary Blaine recently declared that
were he president he would not occupy his
time with the appointment of S3 postmas-
tiers and small fry cousuls. Does this frank
statement account for the present intangi-
bihty of Mr.. Blaine's presidential boom?
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Senator David B. Hill emerges from the
New York political riot still bachelor. But
one cannot tell what viii happen; the pres
ent leap year may be one of surprises.
Pass the hat; Adelina Patti is once more
with US.
Perhaps that distant sound like the hum
of threshing machine. which you hear ever
and anon, is simply the low rumble incl
dental to the bursting of New Years resoiu-
tons.
Young Prince Albert Victor is very fondof
fried calves liver. The heir of the Heir APP
parent is bound to keep himself before the
public. if it takes all the collars and cuffs and
fried calves liver in England.
See here, Thayer. if you have got through
monopolizing the best seat in the whole state
of Nebraska, 1 will occupy it for awhile
Gov. Boyd.
#.*
Pianist Paderewski plays pool. II is long
stride from the Rubinstein concerts in ID
minor. or LISTS fantasia on Hungarian airs,
to pool recital.
The New York Press says: "Hill is greater
than the ballot-box.'' For "ballot-box"
please read Republican state stealers."
Says the Somerville Mass Journal: mo
matter how moral the Chinaman may be, he
is man of loose habits" This is very good,
but it should not be forgotten that the moral
Chinaman is the four-leaved clover of hui
mainly.
After thorough trial of three days we are
prepared to candidly affirm and stoutly main
tain that the New Year has been successfully
rung in on genuine Tennysonian principles.
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Belva A. Lockwood is once again on the
presidential race track. and proposals to stay
there until the votes are counted on election
night. 1t is believed that not even two
ounce mouse could scare her away.
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IL cannot be truthfully said of tribe of
Indians starting ghost dance that they have
not even ghost of show.
| viii some one please give to airy Repub-
lican tin plate local habitation and a name:
~
| 1t is modestly suggested that we might get
| OH fighting terms with Chill considerably
| quicker if the Gillian minister at Washing
| ton should quit giving elaborate Danquets to
| administrative officials.
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Amid all the pomp and circumstance of
| our worlds fair celebration let US not forget
| that poor old Columbus was obliged to hustle
around real lively to borrow money enough
| to discover us.
| Editor Carter II. Harrison will erect a
twelve-story building in which 10 publish his
rejuvenated and greatly improved Chicago
Times. Still, it is modestly thrown out as a
| journalistic tip that twelve-story paper in a
| one-story building is more profitable than q
| one-story paper issued from an Eiffel tower.