Mineral Point tribune. (Mineral Point, Wis.) 1869-1938, 1892-05-14
WIT AND IIU NOR.

The man who is ruled by his feeling.
will always travel in zigzag course.
-Rlm'S Horn.
In the game of life the men strive to
make points and the girls are all after
me counts. -Elmira Gazette.
Avoid the very appearance of eyiln
does not mean that you must cover up
YOUR rascality. -Duitas NedCs.
Wheat is nervous SAYS the market
reports. No wonder, when it has lust
been thrashed all around. Baltimore
american.
First Printer-"What are YOU set
ting up-a city directory" Second
printer Nope. Summer resort let
ter"-N Y Weekly.
For subscription we take fodder.
shucks, or anything Wen give you
tbe paper three months for a little ele-
phant. -Teanttie (Ga.) Error.
Attention to the work of fish ro-
mancers leads to the conclusion that
better fish have been caught than ever
we're in the sea. - Washington Star.
Properly speaking, it is in the fall of
tine year that good resolutions should
be made, as it is then that the leaves
begin to turn.-Baltimore american.
Goodun-"He that giveth to the poor
lenCeth to the Lord. Badun-'Wha a
lot Of advice the Lord must have had
lent to him since man was created ~
Life.
Little Girl" Tomorrow will be
Sunday, won't itP' Lady-''Yes. How
do you expect to spend your timepn
Little Wishing it was Monday"
Good NeOS.
Trayeler-"Wh hat is.that tall chimney
for? Some one putting up a factory?h
Citizen-"N That's Jim Bisbee's
well Cyclone turned it inside OUT
Indianapolis JJHrRat.
81 cannot see why | do not oct
along better. | am not one of those
fellows who want the earth, either"
"No; what you want is the sand. -
Indianapolis Journal
What at the beginning may have
been regarded merely as side issue
frequently turns out to be the most inn
portant subject. 1t was so in the case
Of Eye.-le1aS S9tl3gS.
Jack Loftus-"I never count the cost
of an article; if want it, | buy it,"
Tom Slowboy but its different,
you know, when teller also has to
pay for it. ~ u Aerald.
The Ruby-"Wel old boss YOU
seem to have seen good many en-
gagements. The Damond-"lm
little disigured, it's true, but I'm still
in the ring. ~ ro0b y,I Life.
1t is observed that the Western crop
reports tins year make the American
eagle soar and it may be added that
they make the Alliance prophets of
zoe sore, too.-N. Y World
Gayman-"This is great day with
us at home My daughter comes out
tonight" DunIley-"Dou't say? So
does my brother. He's been in for
seven years. - Yoabers Gazette.
Doctor-"Did you have heavy
chilI?" Fair Patient-"It seemed sou
Docor-"Did your teeth chdtter?"
Fair Patient-"No; they were in my
dressing-case. w Y. Weekly.
Vd-oon-- I1OW u tue EAscdIDp S CAM
bake come oGPn Podds-"Kind of
fzze.' Jagson-"H ow's that; did the
clans give outP' Podds-'N the
beer!-Binghamton Republican.
Clear out of heren yelled an ex-
asperated Texas saloonkeeper to
dead beat. You know you amt toler-
ated ia any decent saloon; that's why
you are always proving about here
-leIas SyJtagS
Miss Smilax-'I like to waltz with
you Mr.. Wooden, but why don't you
ever REVERSED Wooden Well, /
have reyerses enough in my business,
without bringing them into my pleas
ores Boston Courier.
You say you were Tilted by a red
haired girl, and that you were having
revenge for the slight. What form,
pray does your revenge take?n 81
always speak of her as ar old flame OF
mine philadelphia Press.
Lady Passenger inspecting books
Have you Figs and ThistlesP"
IRAN Boy (anxious to trade)-'pve
got some candied figs mum, an may.
Ue Kin pick you some thistles next
Ine the train stops. y Binghanston
R.pa11caa.
a Missouri preacher drives stree,
car on week days. he is conscien.
uous man, but it has been remarked |
tuaI he seems TO be near-sighted and |
1sTd OF hearing when close listed men,
g Iy OF bis congregation hail his car
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