The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-11-01
Not The Right Word.

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mo-" said Bertha sadly, "spain' doesn't ex-
nress what suffer at these times-Itis simply
saaaglishn Z know ought to consult a physi-
can but I dread it sol can't bring myself to
do it. Then, too, female diseases always
seemed indelicate to me, can't bear to have
any one know or speak OF mime"
Eyes, DEAR" answered Edith, "but don't you
know you can be cured without going to phy
Sician? Send to any druggist for bottle OF Or.
Pierce's Favorite Prescription, and take it and
1 warrant you'll feel better in very few
days"
too. They guarantee it to do exactly what 1t
claims, viz: to cure leucorrhea, painful irregu-
larites, excessive flowing, prolapsus,, infamma-
cradle other s'female Weaknesses 1t so
strengthens and builds up the uterine system,
and nerves, that worn-out. rundown wives and
they are saved the painful embarrassment and
expense of surgical examination and tedious
tiresOme treatment.
Didn't Want Novelties.
Young Housekeeper-Hav you any nice
ducks this morning?
Dealer-Yes; here are some nice canvas
backs.
Young Housekeeper-O dear, I am so mex
perienced think would rather have the old
fashioned kind that have feathers on.-Chicago
Inter-Ocean.
he took Ayers Sarsaparilla and cheated her.
A Good Barometer.
Peddler-Do you want to buy an excellent
barometer very cheap?
Citizen-No; I've better barometer now
than you can give me.
Peddler-ImpOSsible.
Citizen-YeS have, for I've corns on both
feet.-EurOpean Exchange.
OF INTEREST TO ATHLETES,
James Robinson, the athletic trainer at
Princeton College, Princeton, N. j., says:
81 have found it imperative to have sure and
simple remedies on hand in case of cuts, bruises
strains, sprains, colds, rheumatism, etc
Shortly after entering upon my profession, 1
discovered such remedy in ALLCOcK's Po-
RoUs PLAsTERs. tried other plasters. but
found them too harsh and irritating. ALL
COCKS POROUS PLAsTERs give almost instan
taneou relief, and their strengthening power is
remarkable. III cases of weak back put two
plasters on the small of the back and in short
time you will be capable of quite severe exer-
else, In ''sprint" and distance races and
Jumping the muscles or tendons in the legs
and feet sometimes weaken This can invaria-
bly, be relieved by cutting the plaster in narrow
strips, SO as to give free motion, and applying
on muscles affected"
A few years ago the native station master OF
| an out-of- the-way Indian railway station was
suddenly attacked by tiger, made bold through
hunger.
| The startled assistant Immediately rushed to
| the telegraph office and wired to the European
station master at the next place on the line as
follows:
.!Tiger on platform eating station master:
please wire Instructions. Tit Bits.
For the cure of colds, coughs and lung diff
culties Ayers Cherry Pectoral is unequaled.
A burglar, in trying to make his escape from
the roof of house. missed his footing, and fell
through the roof of neighboring conserya-
| tory.
The family, hearing the crash, ran in haste to
discover the cause, and found the burglar
coolly picking the pieces of glass from his
clothes.
What are you doing here?" Numbered the
owner.
:: Just dropped in,'' coolly replied the man.
Exchange