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Iron County register., 1892-10-06

"There Is no use of any one suffering
with the cholera when Chamberlain S
Collie, Cholera and Diarrhea Remedy
can be procured. 1t will give relief
in a few minutes and cure in short
time. l have tried it and know. w.
H. Clinton. Helmetta, y, j. The epi-
demic at Helmetta was at first believed
to be cholera, but subsequent investi-
CATION proved 1t to be violent form
of dysenterry, almost as dangerous as
cholera. This Remedy was used there
with great success. For sale by P. r.
Crisp, druggist.
Iron County register., 1892-10-06
Public Speaking.

Hon. Richard Dalton, that able man
and eloquent exponent of Democracy,
will address the voters of Iron county,
at the courthouse in Ironton on We'd
nesday, October 18th, 1892, at two
o'clock p. NJ. 1t is earnestly requested
that the people in general and Demo-
Gratis in particular all over the county,
make every effort to have a large at
tendance from every section. Mr..
Dalton is an eloquent and impressive
speaker. Come and hear a splendid
discussion of the issues of the day.
Iron County register., 1892-10-06

A Areported outbreak of cholera at Hell
meta, n. j., created much excitement
in that vicinity. Investigation showed
that the disease was not cholera but a
violent dysentery which is almost as
severe and dangerous as cholera, Mr..
Walter Willard, a prominent merchant
of Jamesburg, two miles from Helmet
ia, says Chamberlain's Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhna Remedy has given great
satisfaction in the most severe cases of
dysentery. 1t is certainly one of the
best things ever made, For sale by
P. 4. Crisp, druggist,
Iron County register., 1892-10-06

We never knew, until we read Mr..
Stones speech, how utterly vile we
people of the United States were. Let
us unite all our efforts to have him
elected, and redeem our character.
Will some one reply to these ques-
tiOns? Granted that dancing is sinful,
Does the harm lie in the act of dane
ing or in love of amusement? Wine
is a mocker: Is the harm in drinking
or in getting drunk?
Oct. l, 1892. TIMOTHY HAY.
Iron County register., 1892-10-06

1t is not unusual for colds contracted
in the fall to hang on all winter. In
such cases catarrh or chronic bronchi
tbs are almost sure to result. A fifty
tient bottle of Chamberlain's Cough
Remedy will cure any cold. Can you
afford to risk so much for so small an
amount This remedy is intended es-
pecially for bad colds and Group and
can always be depended upon. For
sale by P. r. Crisp, druggist.
Iron County register., 1892-10-06

The formula of Ayers Sarsaparilla
is well known to the medical profession,
and universally approved. The repu-
tation of the firm guarantees excellence
and uniformity in the medicine, and
the worlds experience for nearly half
a century has fully demonstrated its
value.
Iron County register., 1892-10-06

MIR. T. f. Wiley, 146 Chambers st.,
New York City, says that Ayers Sarsa-
parilla cured him of dry and scaly
humOr, from which he had suffered in
tolerably. He adds: Il have not now
a blemish on my body, and my cure is
wholly due to Ayers Sarsaparilla.
Iron County register., 1892-10-06
The F. & L. q.

The Iron county +. & L. U. will meet
in Ironton, Mo-, on Friday, October
14th, 1892, at 2:30 p. VI. All members
are urgently requested to be present.
j. B. HAMPTON, President.
j. B. HOLLOMAN. Secretary.
River Falls journal. [volume] (River Falls, Pierce County, Wis.) 1872-2019, 1892-05-19

the planet Uranus. the seventh q UicT
of distance from the solar orb. This
planet is situated at a mean distance of
liz, 600 O00 of miles from the 81 n, aud
requires eightyfour of our years to
complete its vast circuit around the
luninary. Here we have described a
brilliant astronomical discovery, which
may be regarded "a the result of merely
accidental observation.
For many years after the discovery
of Uranus the movements of this planet
were such as To battle the most accu-
rate calculations While the planet
Saturn came around 10 its place true TO
the minute and second, even after its
journey Of nearly thirty years, it was
found that the planet Uranus did not
strictly conform 70 the path assigned to
Il. and Il was finally suggested by sew
erai astronomers that another planet
reyOlved around the sun outside the
orbit Of Uranus, which disturbed the
movement Of this planet, and produced
It's perturbatiOns- Sir John Herscliel
had carefully studied the movements of
Uranus. and 50 firmly did he believe in
the existence of another planet, more
remote from the sun, that he remarked.
I'VE see it as Columbus saw America
from the shores of Spain. Its move
ments have been felt trembling along
the far-reaching line of our analysis,
with certainty not far inferior TO
ocular demonstration.
On the 22d Of September. 1876. Lever
rier wrote u Prof. Gale, of Berlin, for
assistance in searching for the magma
~ planet and requested him to di-
rect his great telescope to a certain
point in the heavens. Prof. Gale on
that same evening did as requested, and
after few moments observation lie
discovered a star of the eighth magni-
tude which he knew to be a stranger
in that region Of the heavens as it was
not laid down ON the most accurate
maps. This proved to be the predicted
planet which was discovered within
less than two diameters of the moons
disk from the spot indicated by Lever
rier. The brilliant discovery of this
planet was the result of pure mathe-
NAUTICAL calculations and demonstrates
the ability Of man to grapple with the
grand problems of astronomy. Far
sweeping in the depths of space, unseen
by mortal eyes this new world pursued
its solemn journey, rejecting back the
light of the solar orb. steadily obedient
TO the grand law of universal gravita-
ton which held the old planets true &c
their changing orbits.
This planet has received the name OF
Neptune. The news of its discovery
spread in every direction and filed the
world with establishment and admira.
ton. Neptune is the most remote plan
e from the sun known to astronomers
the far-off sentinel of the planetary
system. 1t requires 165 of our years tc
complete single revolution around the
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OIL and Gas stoves.

Boiling can be more conveniently and
readily accomplished on a kerosene-oil
or gas stove than in any other kind of
oven. But beets, carrots and parsnips,
as well as other roots, may be cooked in
the oven for a long time very slowly in
closed vessels, subjected to the same de-
gree of heat that is required in roasting
meat, from three hundred to three hun
dred and fifty degrees Fahrenheit.
Green vegetables, peas, beans and the
like are very deliciously cooked in this
way. They retain very much finer
flavor than when subjected to the GUS
tomary heat of the iron stove in an open
vessel or when boiled. When the
heat is properly regulated all kinds of
fruit and vegetables may be cooked in
the oven in vegetable dishes-china,
porcelain or stoneware-open or COW
cred. The watery kinds require veyr
little water. The drier kinds may have
a little water added. The steam gem
Grated at the higher heat to which the
outside of the vessel is subjected raises
the temperature within the covered ves-
sci to about the boiling point, and while
the vessel may not be steam-tight, lest
it burst, yet it may be sufficiently tight
to retain the aromatic oils, which
should not be carried off, thus insuring
the full flavor, whatever it may be-
Chicago News
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II Is DETERRENT.
The Typewriter Sometimes Spells a Good
Joke.

Joke.
He laughed as he dictated the matter
to his typewriter and she smiled her
self. 1t was good joke; there was APP
parently no question about that.
Hell ssar I'm the same old Bill" he
shuckled. Il was always talking that
way to him"
But he looked troubled when he re-
ceived the reply.
"Why. the blamed old fool has taken
offense." he said. What in thunder is
the matter | wonder? I've said similar
things to him thousands of times"
Then he sat down and dictated anoth-
er letter asking what there was in the
first to offensl.
The first was returned to him in re-
ply.
He knitted his brows as he read it
over. and then said;
Hang me, but that does seem "a little
raw"
He wrote reply in which he ex-
planned that he had no desire to offend,
but that it didn't look just right when
he looked it over. They had cracked
similar jokes at each others expense
before in each others presence and they
had been taken as jokes.
why, laughed when | dictated it, T"
he wrote.
In reply he received letter in which
the writer said he thought he under
stood how it all happened.
But please remember the letter
continued. that typewriter gives
neither the laugh nor the tone. both
are necessary to some kinds of humor.
II puts ones remarks in cold, hard type,
and-well. it's different, very different"
Chicago Tribune.
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DOMESTIC CONCERNS.

To clean brass bird-cages, wash in
cold suds, and while still damp. rub
With whiting, then with flannel, and
finish polishing with tissue-paper; or
WASH, rub, wipe and dry with kerosene.
"A hole In q garment may be patche
so deity that the defect will be scarce-
ly visible. The patch should be fitted
into the aperture with the greatest ac-
etifacy, and should be overhanded to
the surrounding edges.
Force Meat; One of stale bread
crumbs, salt and pepper TO taste.
tablespoonful of chopped parsley and g
tablespoonful of sweet marjoram. Mix
with tablespoonful of melted butter
and it is ready for use.-N. Y. World.
-Indellible ink may be removed by a
bleaching powder, or with Javelle
water. After applying the Javelle
water, ammonia should be used. ia
velle water may be obtained of any
druggist with directions for its use
n. Y. Tribune.
"A New Pudding: Take six table
spoonfuls of flour and make with milk
into smooth batter little thicker
than cream, then add saltspoonful of
salt, two eggs beaten separately: stir
well, always one way. and put one-third
of the mixture in a well-buttered puda
Ding dish; when brown take from the
oven, spread jam over it, put in another
third of the batter, bake brown once
more, take from the oven again, put on
another layer of jam and the rest of the
batter, and, when the top is brown,
serve at once.-N. Y. World.
Cakes made of bread, which has
been thoroughly dried and rolled till
they are a fine crumb, are delicious.
Take cup of these crumbs, pour a
pint 81 bofling water over them, and,
when they are cool add half tea
spoonful of salt, and sift over them a
pint of flour in which two teaspoonfuls
of baking powder have been mixed.
Add two well-beaten eggs. and finally
pint of milk. Beat the batter Thoroughly
and bake ON the griddle till done. They
take longer than an ordinary wheat
cake. They are especially nice served
at supper-time, with fresh fruit or with
preserves.-N. Y. Tribune.
Parker House Rolls: Dissolve two
tablespounfuls of white sugar, one tea
spoonful of salt, three-quarters of tea
cup of good yeast, one cup of shorten
ing in one quart OF warm milk, four
quarts of flour before sitting Put ON
the milk to scald, add the butter while
hot. Then let this cool and mix in
enough -four to make smooth batter.
Then add the sugar, salt and yeast, and
set it to rise. When light, add the rest
If the flour and knead in a loaf, let rise
again, then cut out and put in creased
pan, and let them rise again; when
light, bake in a moderately hot oven.
If wanted for breakfast, mix them at
night, but if for tea mix them in the
morning. Budget.
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SUMMER SEWING.
Preparations for the Approach of Warm
Weather.

Preparations for the Approach of Warm
Weather.
1t is easy enough to take time by the
forelocl and have all the summer sew
ing done before the warm weather is
upon u.s. All the summer goods for the
season are already in the shops, and
nothing is gained by waiting, while a
great deal of nervous hurry is avoided
by having the summer sewing all done
up and laid in its place month before
it is needed Work that is done delib-
eratelv and quietly is much better done
than that which is done amid confusion
and hustle. Families who set aside
time each season in which to do up their
summer sewing accomplish great deal
more than those who do their work in
helter-skelter fashion. They Save all the
goods which are to be made over well
cleaned and prepared before this time.
The new cloths are well sponged and
shrunxen, and laid aside with Innings,
trimmings and other needful things.
Thus when the work begins there are
no setbacks. The amount of time lost
in running for spool of silk, or bit of
lining, stopping to sponge piece of
cloth. can hardly be estimated by people
who do their work continually in such
an irregular fashion.
Examine the sewing-machine and see
that it is in perfect order. 1t is well
enough to clean it in all its parts with
kerosene oil. This does not oil
it thoroughly. but it cleans off
the old oil which has become thick
ened and gummed. After fully cleaning
off all parts of the machine with the
oil. run it rapidly for few minutes to
make the oil penetrate through the
works. Then wipe off all parts of it
thoroughly with soft cloth, removing
carefully any bits of dust, or fluff of
cloth that may be found. When the
machine is clean, oil it well with the
very best sperm or machine oil, such as
is sold by the machine companies 1t
is not wise to trust anything else. With
the machine in perfect order, the work
ready. and all the utensils for work at
hand in the work-basket, wonders can
be accomplished in the way of rapidity,
and If one has a hired dress-maker at
work by the day, it pays doubly to
HAVE everything ready.-N. y. Tribune
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TAILOR GOWNS.
New Designs In Cheviots. Tweeds, Home
spuns and Scrgess


spuns and Scrgess
Ladies' tailors who follow both Lon
don and Paris styles use the name bell
skirt for all skirts that are lined
throughout and are independent of a
foundation skirt. The newest of the
various skirts of this kind has the
straight edges of two wide breadths
tapped at the top in front to do away
with the necessity for darts, and each
breadth extends in a point upon the
waist iii an ornamental way. At the
foot of the front an open space is left
and pyramid of the material is insert
ed there, and all these edges with the
points on the waist are finished with
some narrow braid, gimp or jet passe-
menterie. The two ample breadths ex-
tend plainly to the back, where they
are cut in two points at the top, like
those of the front, and fall below in a
large box plat. This skirt Is part of
gown of blue serge, edged along the
skirt front and points with narrow jet.
For the waist the new mfrOir or looking
glass velvet is used in light green
ground with reflections of blue on
it's surface. This is drawn down
IN plaits from shoulders to waist line,
and plastron between is crossed with
many rows of jet. The sleeves of blue
serge have their fullness held in plaits
at the top of the arm, falling thence in
folds to the elbow. instead of going
around the arm. This completes the
dress for the house, but for the street a
short sleeveless jacket is added to the
L lot
when worn, this covers all the green
waist except vest-shaped space that is
very effective.
Simpler tailor gowns of Cheviot,
tweed, homespun or serge have very
plain skirt and r. Their long jacket, win
a belt crossing the back, the only waist
being blouse of shot surah or of wash
ing silk Fitted coat waists of other
gowns are shorter than those usually
worn, and are double-breasted or else
single with turned-over collar. The
shawl collar without notches is pre-
ferred for such waists. Slender young
women viii wear princesse dresses of
black or blue serge, glove-ftting, and
fastened invisibly on the left side. The
only ornament is a shallow round yoke
of silk laid in small cross folds like
tucks in front and back alike, and edged
with jet passementerie in large round
faceted stones amid a lighter lacelil<e
design. A high collar band is covered
with jet. The top of the sleeves is
formed of very large puff of silk
reaching to the elbows, the wool fabric
fitting the arm closely below, and ex-
tending in point upon the silk puff.
New dark blue serges have stripes of
old-rose edged with lines of gray set
two inches apart, while others have
gray stripes half an inch wide, with a
green line along one side. Crepons
with messy finish, all the new Bedford
cords, and nearly transparent alpaca
brocaded with silk flowers are among
tailors' importations. New tweeds come
in narrow stripes of very light colors.
Cheviots are also in light tan and gray
shades, with some novel blue and
greens of palest colors. The serges are
woven in very broad diagonals. Few
checks are used, the preference being
for stripes and plain goods.-Harper's
Bazaar
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THE TOMB AT WINDSOR.
Seventeen English Royalties Laid to Resi-
There.

Seventeen English Royalties Laid to Resi-
There.
Several of the papers. in referring &c
the funeral of the duke of Clarence, eX
press satisfaction that he should have
been buried at Windsor, because he
rests with many generations of his IL
lustrious and historical forefathcrs
The fact is that most of the illus trious
and historical forefathers' of the pres.
ent generations Of the royal family are
buried in Westminster Abbey. where
the royal vault was closed after the
funeral of William, duke of Cumber
land, because it was full.
The present royal vault or ''tomt
house" at Winos0T was constructed only
about one hundred years ago under the
superintendent Ff George III who or.
dered that his cctIu and that of Queer
Charlotte should ae placed on Che stone
table in the center Of the vault. ARD
that the collins - their children aud
grandchildren should bc deposited on
the shelves at the sides Nearly all the
children Of George III. were buried
here. the only exceptions being the duke
of Cambridge. whose grave is at Kew;
Ernest. king of Hanover, who is buried
at Hanover; the queen of Wurtemburg,
who rests at Stuttgart. and the duke OF
Sussex and Princess Sophia, who were
buried at kcnsal Green.
OF the queens children, Princess
Alice Is buried at Darmstadt and Prince
LeopOld's coffin was removed in 1SS5
from the vault and placed in a sarcopha-
gus in the Wolsey or Albert Memorial
chapel Except King George of Han
over no member of the royal family had
been really buried in this vault
since Queen Adelaide, who died in
1s49. There are seventeen collins in
the vault. the earliest being those
OF the Princes Alfred and 0etavius,
sons of George Ill. which were re-
moved here from Westminster Abbey.
London World.
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" FIG. 8.

afforded by the groves is also most valu-
able to any sheep farm, as well as for
any other, and the cost is mere trifle.
As to soiling, this is positively indis-
pensable on land worth the money men
toned. When this mode of feeding is
practiced, only small lots are required,
and such crops as rape, oats and peas,
white mustard, turnips, clover-and in
the south cow peas, scarlet clover or
fodder corn anywhere, may be grown
for the flock But for the sake of the
health of the flock these small lots
must be frequently changed, and plowed
and sown with any one of these crops
for pasture, as long as it may last. BY
such method of feeding, flock may
be made an accessory 20 any kind of
farming, especially on a dairy farm,
where the sheep will follow the cows
and gladly pick up what they have left.
For the rearing of early lambs, this
method of soiling the ewes will be
found great economy, and all the
more as this pursuit is necessarily car
ried on in localities where land is of
high value.-Country Gentleman.
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KNEW TOO MUCH.
Smart Clerk Who Was Altogether Too
Ofhnious.

A Smart Clerk Who Was Altogether Too
Oficious.
He was a daisy clerk in dry goods
store with a commercial smile and a
stunning four-in-hand tie that made
him look killing, and he was in his
most elevated mood when a customer
opened the day with a request for fans.
He looked her over. Cheap" he
said to himself as he noted the shawl
and hood Then he reached into the
showcase and grabbed a lot of shop
worn Japanese fans and spread them
on the counter.
81 was looking for something little
better" said the woman in mild, dep
recating voice. 81 want"
'Iknow what you want" interrupted
the fresh young man, and taking down
box he disclosed job lot of soiled
silk fans with feather edge. ''These
have been reduced from 81 to fifty cents
TO close out stock. Which color did you
like best, pink or blue? They're d
great bargain, ma'am."
Young man." said the woman in the
hood, solemnly, shake hands! thought
/ knew what wanted, but see don't.
I'm real glad to find some one who
knows what / want better than l do
myself Pick me out the kind of fan
you think need, and I'll pay for it
You've taken a heap of responsibility
off my shoulders.
There WAS limp and crest-fallen
young man behind that counter about
that time and he looked so detected
that the good w oman took pity on him,
and selected a fan to suit herself-a
process that deepened the chagrin of
the know-it-all clerk, for she bought the
finest fan he had, saying it was for her
daughters wedding. But she couldn't
help showing that she enjoy ! his dis
cofnfiture. Detroit Free Press.
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SPLENDoRS OF MEMORY.
{ Is "a Celestial Music Hall Wherein Are
stored All Sounds:

Gt Is Celestial Music Hall Wherein Are
stored All Sounds:
William George Jordan recently de
livered his third lecture on mental trair-
ing at the Art institute. The lecture
iealt with Memory" Mr.. Jordan said:
Our study of nature ever reveals
man as the supreme manifestation of
nature, mind as the sublime part of
nan, and memory as the vital, death
,ess part of mind. Memory, the Divine
power that has led us through the igno-
rance and darkness of countless ages, to
emerge into the glorious splendor of our
present knowledge, and hope (which is
but memory projected into the future)
teaches through immortality into the
very secrets of the infinite. In touching
lpon memory viewed in this light. one
IAN not but be awed by the conscious
1esS of the feebleness of the hand that
iraws aside the veil. while he is strength
sned by the beauty and simplicity of
The revealing.
For the ear memory is that power of
mind ia celestial music-room) in which
are stored all the voices, all the notes of
birds, the songs of the sea, the whisper
IF the zephyr, the whistle of the storm
wind, the rustic of the leaf, the sobbing
IF despair. the ripping laughter of
childhood. the football of every friend,
every sound. bright or sad-every sound
IF every kind we have heard in all the
years. These millions of sounds are
not only stored in this music-han of
memory, but are marvelously classified
and arranged, so that as each new sound
5 brought to our ears IL finds instantly
The sound already there that is like it.
II is as if this part of memory were a
vast organ with its thousands and thou
sands of pipes, each speaking forth its
own note. One sends out the voice of
friend long dead. another the
voice of a child, another the moan
Of the sea on a lonely point of the
rocks. another the tolling of the bell.
another the fiuttering of a wedge of
birds flying before the storm. None of
these sounds have we been able to de-
scribe in words-yet when a sound, a
new voice. strikes the ear and echoes
through memory, Weakening voice of
long ago. that one note in the vast organ
responds and we say the voice of this
stranger is like that of my friend of ten
years ago. Perhaps we have not thought
Of him for years, but memory, that
faithful custodian, has kept the sound
sacred and trained it to answer when
its name was called or its dupli-
cate presented. Every minute of our
lives we use memory, every word spoken
or written = but memory acting, every
. OF Gad
is simply memory, busy in her silence,
looking over ana combining her me-
moirs.-Chicago Intcr-Ocean.