Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-10-07
WHO is DEAD?
p w,Egs NO DIFFERENCE TO THIS OLD
LADY FOR SHE HAS
= y.r,sl,as All Ready 70 Put in a Frame or
m a Tombstone DO the Deceased One
ora Hundred Years Old-IoueA-
n, Thoughts on MothG-in-LaW'
Balm for Breaysd at 25'Per

or M AAAAA ~
he thoughts on a Mothsr-in-LaV'
BALM for Bereaysd at csc Per
IA knock at the door Of the re-
! :, room OF the offices occupied oy
co1orsdo's great railways was an
~ steDtor.an "COme In, by
- o1 whose duty 10 Is TO dis
N'7 SoooIa from going farther, 70
,be brainy men who are always
"a I'm important business.
- go slowly opened, and little,
w. made her appearance. She
one lI-.t shawl, and her gray hair
o..Se5 carefully down each side
ioooy,rugated yet placid brow, and
q IN ,br behind in a becoming clus-
.s-f anger curls, says the Denver
was something about her
Ilss'5 .ro-ad that she was single, just
DE- r1eId perhaps be difficult TO state.
So, so. man, is the passenger agent
'l.--a, -bs other official Of the COM
On e--.
r{..n. All busy.
zig, h ia a matter which concerns
'9- ',5 NJ some of their families. "
% .T 49,, Come right in, D." and he ex-
4 ~. "Here is a woman with some
l,l L /. 'tsrgbty officials jumped up.
I irs.- Is IL. madame?" asked one
P .2s. --'' has been death in your
hniy. ...o--fo5 no turned white
800. and exclaimed: "Who?"
~ 511'r know, but st some time or
-. Won must have lost a friend or
- relative very dear to you. Isn't
ans? n..ouo.
.oS mo-. You are a graceless young
-..if YOU do not feel the loss severely.
Vt5 vas i-''
sTal NY aunt, my grandmother,
sister. and q cousin are all the dead
,.yss I recall now. But we are very
~, You viii excuse US
.Taft moment. Your aunt, you
go gs-e is little memorial which l
AZ written, and my nephew has print
4 -bsm nicely on these floral cards.
r,tss. This is just the ting yOu want
~vse home. IL is Surcease Of sorrow.
lave others, but l think 1 have an es-
-,snv fae one for deceased auntS. 1t
rs, this way;
,saes. auutle some for aye;
rrtrV comb have hee laid,
lria.- d.ar-s are blue 10 night,
Bedfca-e- and not afraid.
Oh c1rauu..s. much we miss thea,
Never wilt thou smile no more,
dwell. Join thee up in heaven
When we reach that shining shore.
| These will be framed for you at so
fss.s OF plain as 10 is for % cents"
u Ahush feIl over the officials. They
wanted 90 laugh, but dared not.
Turning 90 q freight man, who is
chronic old bachelor, she said;
slave you ever lost child?'
"Yes two
"Iadeed. Then here is just the one
FOR you. / think it is the prettiest one
lever wrote. 10 has such a pleasant
rs,sr that 10 can not fail 70 heal your
h,lerly sorrow. 1 will read il:
a.Fo LILLE angels up on high
Paving round the heay My home,
l-r l1ss now bind Us 20 the sky,
And With their fingers beckon Us 70 come.
llyo little ,srsphs, prettier than all
NJ Or 0.ler angels who play on narps,
D. u.yWe .Iva so pure and bright
y Ali ase- them some time with the love OF
5ol 10 our hearts,
81 want that" said the bachelor.
"HsIe Is your quarter, never mind
frame VIVA, have you got that is good
M Ua1tm0,bers?"
"pys gOt splendid one for her. IL
hst0rt because long ones for grand
parents are lot in good taste.
"a precious grandma now is gone;
Toll, .1i Che bell
She's now above. her work 10 dOnei
Nswli,per all Is we'll
Gone t1 Jesus iu her age,
Close tls book on every page,
Tears ou- hearts viii al asSuago,
lo- Toll t1e bell.'
Gimme that. Ny sisters baby died
taofa.H'. Have you one for her?"
VI. course. They sell better than
n.y. Here iJ is:
"lle ltt,e crib is empty now,
Tie clothes are laid aside;
ana home DON'T seem 50 nice now
S.ace little Mary died"
You can put any name for mary.
ela blank there TO write IL in. My
olI baby memorial is 70 sweet to be
N.1g around this way. 1 dOn't care
% bother you, but you will pardon me
al3ueut.
We Ay our little blossom by
Iol.y lived q day.
Al- lei our betrt, were fond OF L.
4-o. % couldn't stay.
"llW Is up m heaven bright,
teo l-te for crown.
0t on. we'u hug 10 to our hearts
D--o,e Che great white throne"
ol this time all thoughts OF work
.'- .e.t t1e magnates and they resolved
lear them all, and one after another
~! brought forth a deceased relative.
--e assistant auditor had lost a mother
-- -. and asked for a panacea.
AUS Is what he got:
A-iel. our mother. sweet thy rest,
departed from this life;
9tt ,lou ART dear unto Us both,
NO husband aud Co wife.
"eW.sl thee every day 20 come
A-- see us from afar
9-l While you tune your angel song,
Keep through the gates star.
smother moUrned for his little
rre'-s'' and she Modified him after
Nsuanuer:
@1cl-2ss lttle lamb is gone,
951 wanted vet q boy;
A-u So De thought that ours would do
p-4- LET, Us without 10Y.
-e.-el one mOrs angel child
and his shining band.
50 iu mercy -Ieek aud mild
DC e.asPsd or darhng's hand.
\ 4! wiz, said the traffic manager,
Il ~ ,gt4yS Ceiling me how far short 1
H. /hrSt husband. Give ne an
N ' ~ fte one for defunct husband
W. spring it on her next time she
fls about my style"
~ IS one that will do, think"