The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1892-09-21
All Sorts Of Paragraphs.
: With all his practice the devil

y New Mexico is enjoying the fiji
rainy season that it has had in fol
years.
- The blood ;the...human..:: ..::bo
makes the round trip ~..of the veins
twenty-five seconds.
- There are about sixty-fve millid
people in this country, and about TIVE
ty millions are church members.
- In one day the human body gen
crates enough heat to melt forty poun
of ice and raise it to boiling heat.
= Mrs. Enpik: Marriage is only
lottery any how. Mr.. Enpik Hardl
A man does get a prize sometimes in
lottery.
A piece of ground was recently sol
in Chicago at a price which in siiY
would cover the entire lot With three lsI
srs of silver.
"A woman living in Jasper Count
Missouri, is reported to have been mad
deaf und dumb by lightning atro4
during recent storm.
- a dog at Yardley, Penn, saw
bass in the river, and leaping in, frighE
ened the fish so that it fed to the shoi
where it was grabbed by the dogs nal
ter.
- Philadelphia is said to be agitat&
over new drink called cucumber II
cream soda water. We imagine that
would agitate any one who experiments
With it.
Three men in ce.competed to ed
who could drink the most water. Oh
swallowed twelve quarts, the second nin1
and the third seven. All three died froI
the effects.
- James Maydwell and wife, of Cid
cinnatti, have had 81 children, ell bl
one ofwhom are living. Nineteen d
them reside at home. There are third
pairs of twins in the lot.
The strongest argument We ha3
heard used against women suffrage
this, eff women were allowed to vote
would not be long until they would hay6
no more sense than men,"
If you have sick or nervous head
ache take Ayers Csthsrtic Pills. The
will cleanse the stomach, restore health
action to the digestive organs, remoH
effete matter (the presence of which del
presses the nerves and brain), and thu
give speedy relief.
"A Jersey man married five wiveS
and they we're all reds headed. he e4
plains it by relating that the first on
clawed the spirit out of him so completd
ly that he didn't care after thst ifh
married a porcupine.
- Mrs. Ted Deauin, the wife Of :
young Yankton, S, d., farmer CAV
birth to four girl babies weighing nesrIj
FIVE pounds each. The mother is % year
old and weighs ITO pounds. She AMI
the daughters are doing we'll.
"a man offered me q pint bottl
full Of whiskey to-day" said MIR. Lush
forth to his wife, "but I handed it back.
"Handed what back?" "Why, the bot
tie, of course" "And what elses
"Why-er-the cork p
- Minister: Johnnie, I suppose yol{
save sll your pennies to help make com
Portable the poor, benighted heathen1
Little Johnnie: (proudly) Les sir
I do. Mamma took everything out d
my bank this morning to help get a pres
ent for you.
- A preacher being requested to per-
form the last sad Office for young woy
man at the point of death, pressed hertz
believe that flesh and blood could no! en.i
ter the kingdom Of heaven. II am safe,
said she: ri AMI nothing but skin ard
bone"
- Miss Seventeen-And so you ar4
married at last, dear, after all the 60 years
How new it must seem! Didn't you feel
embarrassed while the ceremony was bel
ing performed? Mrs Thirty-eight (fainti
ly)-No, dear, not embarrassed, only jus|
relieved.
= An aerolite weighing A pounds fell
on the farm of Lawrence Freeman, neal
Bath County, South Dakota, the othe1
day. The advent of the zone was her1
aided by several sharp explosions, which
we're heard a distance of ID miles o.
more, and in some instances created con)
siderable alarm.
- a cannon ball fired from piece d
modern ordnance would reach the moor
$4,000 miles distant) in 12 days, Mar
in 6! years, Jupiter in 81 years, Saturn
in 10S years, Neptune in 2eO years and
Alpha Centauri, the nearest fixed star
in 100000 years.
At Eastman, Ga, few days ag9
Miss Harrell, daughter of J. b. Harrell
lost pet mocking bird in peculiar man
ner. The bird was kept in neat Gag
on shelf on the porch. On retiring 8
night the bird was all right, but th'
next morning it was gone, and in it
stead good sized rattle snake was impria
oned. The snake had swallowed tn
bird and could not escape through tn
bars.
- At Bluff Springs, 10 Sumter county
Ca, Sunday, J. D.Davis, colored Meth
odist preacher was hustled out OF his pull
pit by posse of his irate congregation
and forbidden ever to enter the churcs
again, and likewise ordered to leay'
the vicinity. Davis had made vigor'
Gus attack on the sins Of bis eongrega
ton and they wouldn't submit to ii
Davis has since had number of his as
sailants arreated for disturbing publi'
worship.