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Feliciana sentinel., 1892-10-15
Fall Nianurine of Laud.

Land that is manured in the fall will
be in good condition in the spring if the
subsoil is heavy. A loss often results
when manure is spread on unplowed
land, due TO washing Of the rains in
winter, but if the manure is turned un'
der with onc-horse plow the loss will
be light. In the late fall the hauling
of the manure may be done to better
advantage, as the teams are not then
busy.
Feliciana sentinel., 1892-10-15

". H. GRIFFIN, Jackson. Michigan writes
"Suhered with Catar.h Tor fifteen years
Halls Catarrh Cure cured me-" Sold By
Druggists, 1oc.
Feliciana sentinel., 1892-10-15

NATURE is on the road along with the othe
fall travellers Her samples OF colors az
unusually Observation-Disclosures Globe.
Feliciana sentinel., 1892-10-15

How MUCH easier &c is to sit in the shaa
nuI tell our friends what we intend 10 ot
than i, is to 20 out in the sun and do it.
Feliciana sentinel., 1892-10-15
LIE the late cabbage plants are small

and do not appear to grow as they
should. apply a small quantity Of euper-
phosphate or some nitrogenous fertil-
izer around each one of the plants and
then give the field u good working with
. hoe or cultiv ator.
Feliciana sentinel., 1892-10-15

If YOU want to be cured of n cough use
Hale's Honey OF Horchound and Tar.
Pixies Toothachc Drops Cure in one minute.
Feliciana sentinel., 1892-10-15

81 HAVE lots to tell you about" said tho
real estate man, meeting an ola 1rleno on
the street-Yonker's Statesman.
Feliciana sentinel., 1892-10-15

SOCIETY OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES you are n
longer nbroad?" He-."Er-No. Are your
Lie,
Feliciana sentinel., 1892-10-15

This thing is worth looking into muir
INJURED the pretty girl as she stcod IN 'foh'
of her mirror Chicago Tribune
Feliciana sentinel., 1892-10-15

TuERs !s generally music In the heir whe
he wakes Mt midnight
Feliciana sentinel., 1892-10-15

Don't fool with Indigestion nor with q
disordercd liver, but take Beccham's Pills
for immediate relief. 70 cents a box.
Feliciana sentinel., 1892-10-15

A JEwnIED movement-presenting the eu-
papement rtny-Jeweler's Circular.
Feliciana sentinel., 1892-10-15
ElY'S
CREAM BALM

Isufercd from ca
tdyrh 12 years. Zhe
dropph.0s into hc
throat rcre s,uusedt-
ING. Nv nose bled
almost dciU. Since
the first day use Of
Eiy'x Cream Balm
hare had no b'eeiin0,
the soreness is IN.
tfrely gone. u. g.
Ddridson, trtth the
I}os.Ou BUDGET,
Feliciana sentinel., 1892-10-15

pushed, as you suggest. The number
of runners, weight, etc. may also be
varied to suit the work the runner is
designed for.-J. Ii. Van, in Anne rica
(Sardenin
Feliciana sentinel., 1892-10-15

A CAMPAIGN lie may be nailed, but eau
cuscs arc bolted -Somcrv lie Journal.
Feliciana sentinel., 1892-10-15

A n G It all,
Marie r, I'm
sick an tired
of this ev e r
lasting palav-
erin a b o u 7
women'S work
never bein n
Feliciana sentinel., 1892-10-15

ONE ENJOYS
Both tho method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
tenn efectually, dispels colds, head.
aches and fevcrs and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is tho
only remedy of its kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste and &C.
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, it,
many excellent qualities commend it
to ell and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in DOC
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
eista Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro
cure it promptly for any one whe
wishes to try it Do not accept any
substitute.
Feliciana sentinel., 1892-10-15

A particle Ia applied into each nost;tl and 10
asrccnble. Price 30 cents Mt Druggists or BY mall
ELY BROTHERS. s Warren Street. Now YORK.
Feliciana sentinel., 1892-10-15

is a scientifically prepared Liniment
and harmless; every Ingredient is OF
recognized value and in constant use
by the medical profession. It short
ems Labor, Lessons Pain, Diminishes
Danger to life of Mother and Child.
Book ITO Mothers" mailed free, con-
tanning valuable information and
voluntary testimonials.
Sent by express, charges prepaid, on recipe
OF price. l-50 per bottle.
RRA0FlElD REGULATOR CO., Auznss, g.
Sold by all druggists.
Feliciana sentinel., 1892-10-15

TITS A DUTY y0u owe ycar.
sci and famiIyto get the oest
value for your money. Ec0no.
mize In your foot wear By pu r.
ch hastug w. l.. Douglas shoes,
which represent thc 0eet
value for prices asked, 0s
thou sa n Dis will testify.
~TAKENO SUBSTITUTE.
, 1892-09-07

Sept. 5th-Per schnr. MARY" for ST Thomas
-Setmar Ford, Hester Tower and child
Julia, Mrs scippio with sister Vivian PEBBLES
two children Gustav and Edeia and servant
Sarah Michael.
Sept. 5th-Per schnr- Mary" from St.
Thomas-Controller Lieut.. Andersen, Judges
Clerk Zielian and wife, Lawyer Krause and
son Iyar, Merchant G.. Gaptier y Camps and
William James.
Sept 6th-Per "Vigilant" from St. Tho
mas-James William Cuttings, Lorentzen
De Gout.
FREDERIKsTED.
Sep. 3rd-per schnr. "Atlanric" from St.
Thomas Henrietta Thomas.
Sep. 5th-per schnr, 'Atlantic" for St.
Thomas-Mes8rs J. R. Gale & f. Finlay, Jane
Petersen, Adella Wescott, Premise Whispe-
tail, Arabella Abrahamson, Coolies Joseph
and Sevettan.
, 1892-09-07
Lsmpriobt.
Translation
Publication.

WT is hereby made known that
- whereas Asiatic Cholera has ap-
peared in several Of the more import
ant European seaports, Government
has ordered the following mea-
sures:
/. That until further notice all arrivals
from Europe will be subject to a quaran-
tine of IA days, to be reckoned from the
day of departure
2. That tho importation from Europe of
soiled linen and wearing apparel, if not
appertainingto passengers luggage, and
Of bedding, rags, wadding, carding wool,
paper shavings, hair, and hides, fruits,
flowers, and vegetables is prohibited;
3. That passengers luggage will be ex-
AHMED, before it shall be allowed to be
landed: and
4. That, soiled linen and wearing apparel
appertaining to passengers luggage, will
be disinfected under public control.
Government of the Danish West India
Islands, St, Croix, the 9Th September 1892.
G. H. ARENDRUP,
TGnn~irbf
, 1892-09-07

understands his business, and means to dis
charge his duty conscientiously.
Teachers would do wisely and well ii they
would take the hint given them by their in
spector, and endeavour to bring their schools
to a higher stage of efficiency,
l am, Dear Sir,
Yours faithfully,
JUSTUS.
Sept. 9TH 1892.
, 1892-09-07

To-day being the birthday Of Her Majesty
the Queen is marked by the hosting Of flags
this morning on public and private buildings
The Cantata performed at the Friedensthal
Church on Monday evening was not attended
by q crowded audience: there were, however,
a considerable number present in the reserv-
I'D seats, and the galleries were almost filed.
The performance was on the whole coed, but
seemed to be wanting in yigour. There were
som strange chords in a piece referring to
the pillows of the Red Sea, but presumably
the music was sung as written.
, 1892-09-07
To the Editor of the '.St. Croia Agis.'
Dear Sir,

To the Editor Of the "St. Crois Apis."
Dear Sir,
In your last issue we have from can
Observer" a short account Of the examination
of Anally School.
After describing the appearance and spirits
of the children, the writer criticises the In
speotor of schools for his severity on the
children, especially ON those whom he sup
posed less qualified to answer" The writer
does not say why some Of the children were
less qualified to answer than others.
We all know that IN the public schools of
st. Croix, "a uniform system Of instruction is
followed, so that children removing from town
or country can find a class suited to their capa-
city in any school they may enter that there
is a compulsory system, which, in my opinion,
is rather s"tringently carried out in the rural
districts. When therefore children are ex-
amined according to the classes in which they
stand / fail to see any admissible reason why
some should be less qualified to answer than
others. And why should the Inspector of
Schools, at a public ex animation, conine lis
questions to the "more efficient children and
thus make it appear as though the instruction
impaired in the Schools were meant only for
those?
In sympathy with the teacher, we are GER
I4lulY RIAu WIlSu No uSdt tuUG bu0 CI1IuLCu %
such and such a school were very smart, and
answered all their questions correctly, but our
interest in the cause of education, makes us re-
ioice still more when we hear that at a public
examination the Inspector did not spare even
the small children. All children like to be
questioned at a public examination, and they
feel proud when they are called upon to an
swer au |uestiOn or two out Of the ordinary
course of their own class EXERCISES. To be a
little hard on them occasionally does no harm
whatever, on the contrary it serves to keep
them awake and make them diligent, When
we consider upon the generally lowest nd
ard to which our public schools have as yet
attained, and the constant complaints of
croakers, in town and country, of how little
is being done by them, in spite of the large
expenditure of public money, We think it high
time that the Inspector of Schools should
stimulate the teachers TO endeavOur to secure
results more satisfactory. 1t would be very
hard for parents to be compelled to send their
children to school to play all their time away;
nor would it do for the Inspector to allow the
teachers to confide the instruction of the little
children entirely to the paid monitors with
whom the schools are now always pretty we'll
supplied) while they take it easy Wi b in
structing a few already advanced ones, or
what is yet worse sit at their desks and
write their letters. An Inspector who would
allow these things would very likely be
STYLED "kind" and 'iudulgent," but the sooner
we got rid of such a man, the better 1t
would be for the interest of all concerned.
Mr.. Quin has always been considered by
some teachers and their so-called friends fs
being hard upon the children, but this
is in my opinion a recommendation for him,
~o~l S,rIk chAu-c fhof tho n a
, 1892-09-07
CHRIsTIANsTED.

Sept. 2nd-Per schnr. Mary" for st
Thomas-Axel Hallingreen. Susanna Philips.
Sept. 3rd-Per schnr. Mary for st. THOMAS
Controller Lieut.. Andersen, Judges Clerk
Zielisn. William James.
, 1892-09-07
Limprtcht.

UNCLAIMED LETTERS IN CHRISTIAN
STED'S POST OFFICE.
Paid.
Hester J. Adams. Anjalener Frederiks,
Virginia James, William Joseph, John Nixon,
Moriah Richard, 9. c.. Schmidt
Unpaid.
Elodia Abromssn. Joseph Henry, Surer-
fers Jones, Mrs. Yepe, Caroline Marc, William
Todman, ADELAIDE Thomas.
Christiansted Post Office, ST Croix, 31st
August 1892.
PETER LEMMING.
, 1892-09-07

UNCLAIMED LETTERS IN FREDERIK,
STEDS POST OFFICE.
Paid.
Chr. Frees, Mrs c. Friis, NJ. Ann George,
susann M. Caskey, The Free Gospel Mission,
William q. Prentice, Viking loren, james
William.
Unpaid.
Adriana Bullin, Alice Bruins, George Flimin,
Alice Hoist, L. F. Lambert, Hans Larsen,
Francis Moore, Elizabeth Petersen, Miss 5.
M, Smith.
Frederiksted Post Office, 3lst August 1892.
L. RICHTER.
, 1892-09-07
NEW ENTS.
acknowledgements c.

N8s EFT bekjendtgj6res herVed, at
49, Gouvernementet som F0lge al
asiatisk Cholera's Udbrud i adskillige
at de vigtigste europ@iske Havne-
steder har truffet folgende Bestem-
melser:
l.. at indtil videre allie Fartoier ankom-
mende fra Europa vile blive underkaste-
de en- Karanteene af IA Dage, at regne
fra Afgangsdageu;
2. at Indforqel fra Europa af brugt Linned
og brugte Kledningsstykksr, forsaavidt
like henh6rsnde til ~Passengerers Reise-
gods, SAINT at brugte Sengkl@der, Klude,
Vat, Kradsuld, Papiraffald, Haar ogHuder,
Frugt, Blomster og Gr0ntsager or for
budt
8. at Passagerers Reisegods vii blive un-
derB6gt, fo, det tillades landet; og
4 at brugt Linned og bfugte Klndnings-
stykker, som henf6re til ~Passsgerers
R~eisegods, vii blive renset under offsnt-
ligt Tilsyn.
Gouvernementet for de dansk ~vestindiske
Ger, st. Croix, den Ste September 1892.
c.. III. ARENDRUP.
Limpricbt.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-10-12

his left paw. But that cat never
knew what struck him. With
'mayow' and yell, Tom sprang
high into the air, and dropped all in
a heap on deck. Like a fash he
was on his feet making a wild dash tor
the store-room. where he stayed that
night. There he hid for over two days,
and, at the end of that time, after CON
siderable coaking, Tom crept out, half
scared and ashamed.
"The barrel was thereafter an object
of terror, When Tom was obliged to
go near it he would arch his back, show
his white teeth, and act as if he ex-
pected some wild animal TO spring out
at him. The old fellow was not happy
until we reached our home port, and
then the terrible barrel disappeared.
Now, my boy, ask your father what
he thinks of this story" With that
parting injunction, Capt, Bob rose up
and walked away.-Leo. j. Vance, in
n. Y. Independent.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-10-12
Average

In this list OF necessaries Of life there is not
an article which did not advance in price dur
ing the agitation and after the passage of the
Mckinley act. There is not one, with the ex
ception of cabbage, whose highest price was
not reached after the enactment of the law. The
average price Of these commodities in June,
1885, was 100.33 The average of the highest
prices was 1919, The average price in Septem
Der, 1891, was l0ls2 At one time during the
twenty-eig hit months, therefore, after the pass
age OF the Mckinley law, the prices Of these
necessary articles of food went up s209i on
every 300 worth, and at the close OF the period
these were still bringing sl.49 on every 800
above the prices charged before the Fifty first
congress assembled.
Exactly, Mr.. Warner, exactly. Prices
of farm products have ruled higher since
the Mckinley tariff passed. One of the
most gratifying results of the senate in
vestigation is that it places that very
point beyond question. With a single
exception, the things you enumerate
are those farmers sell-bread and -four,
of course, standing for wheat, and mere
ly rejecting the advance in wheat
prices. You will remember that you
and your fellows on the World were
very sure that the Mckinley tariff
would depress farm prices and impover-
ish farmers, and you proclaimed it from
almost every crossroads in the coun-
try. Do you really think you can now
make votes for free trade by deploring
to the farmer the fact that your own
predictions were utterly falsely ex-
hibiting to him in tabular form the
higher, instead of the lower, prices he
is receiving for everything he has to
sell? If you do think so, we are glad of
it. That is all there is about that
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-10-12

A young man with wide-brimmed
straw hat on the back of his head and
look of forgiveness for everybody on
his face entered suburban car at a
South side depot yesterday afternoon,
.canned the few passengers who had
gone aboard, and took his seat by the
eide of a pretty, black-eyed young
woman halfway down the aisle.
II beg your pardon" he said, with an
engaging smile. The car isn't full yet
but it soon will be, and think one
runs .,css risk Of getting an undesirable
seat-mate if one makes the selection
ones self Don't you think SOP"
Yes, sir, do" she replied, rising up
at once and taking seat by the side OF
a white-haired old lady on the other
side of the car-Chicago Tribune.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-10-12
HOW DO FARMERS LIKE THis7


A Free Trade Congressman Attacks tho
Mckinley Tariff because 1t Has Raised
Prices of Farm Products.
Congressman John De Witt Warner
edits the department OF the Weekly
New York World, which has the dIstin-
guishment of the double column head
ing, 1.-THE Tariff and the American
Farmer" Usually its clever editor de-
votes most of the space allotted to him
to showing that protection impover-
ishes the tiller of the soil by depressing
the prices of his products, while enhan-
cling the prices of what he buys. We
were not little surprised, therefore, to
find in his effort of August II right
abou t-face to the exact position of pro-
tectionists on the question of farm
prices. Mr. Warner is commenting on
the senate report on prices and wages
and goes on to say:
Bread, -four, eggs, butter, cod, beef, milk,
mutton, pork potatoe onions and cabbage as the
basis Of the ordinary American table, we may
com pare their prices at the beginning Of the
period, June, 1889, with the highest prices at
| tanned during that period and also with those
| of the last month OF that period September,
| 1891. The following table 100 being considered
| the normal, and reductions and increases in
| price being represented by percentage of 100,
will show these prices
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-10-12
FOR LITTLE PEOPLE.
HOW THE FLOWERS GROW.

From the German
Come my child and will tell you
How the little flowers grow,
To the meadows come, where Nature
To the eye such wonders show.
On the ground the seed has fallen,
And the soil is DER it piled;
There il slumbers on securely,
Like well-protected child.
Often in the arid weather
Gladly 1t would drink receive;
Then God bids the Flower angel
Quickly go and moisture give.
And the angel downward flying
On the cloud his hand doth place,
And the rain falls! Seeding drinketh,
And begins to swell apace.
Stretching to the surface over.
Stretching to the depths below,
Till shoot at top appeareth,
And the fine roots downward grow.
But longer time it waiteth
In its little chamber there.
Ere without it dares to venture
To the sunshine and the air
Never does it seem impatient
In its solitary home,
Like loving child contented
Till the fitting hour has come.
Then at last from earth it peepsth,
Gazing on the Springtime new,
And the soil from off it washes,
Bathing in the cooling dew.
Now upon 1t fondly gazing,
Blooming in its beauty there,
Soon hear Won gladly saying:
''See this flower so fresh and fart"
As with flowers. so with children.
When they grow up sweet and mild,
Every one around is saying:
See that lovely little child"
w. W. Caldwell in Boston Budget
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-10-12

Mr.. Shufhes--O what q cold ! have
this morning!
Mrs Shuilles-And no wonder! You
shouldn't have gone yachting last night,
especially without telling me about it,
and making me sit up till three o'clock
Yachting! | wasn't yachting. I
was sitting up with sick friend"
"Ah! YOU can't deceive me | heard
you say in your sleep that you ran
across cold deck. That's where you
caught cold. "-BNston News.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-10-12
Must Have Been Very Thirsty.

AS the house physician was walking
through a hospital ward, one of the pa
tients called to him:
Doctor he cried, Il wish you'd
move me out of this here ward"
"Why?" asked the doctor.
"Well. this Teller next to me keeps a.
drinking all my cod-liver oil!' was the
reply.-Boston Globe.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-10-12

Little Dot-Dick's gone off with my
pony and | can't wide.
Mamma-lIe promised me faithfully
he wouldn't take the pony without
your permission. Didn't he ask you?
Little Dot-No'm-yes' m-sorter. He
said: Lets play Wild West show, an
I'll be the horse-thicf, an you catch me
an lynch me-" an said: "All wight"
an Dick wode off on tn pony, an
couldn't catch him.-1ood News.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-10-12

Clara-When George and are mar
ried, I'm to have my own way in every
thing.
Dora-Guess you won't.
Clara-Indeed will. That's the bar
gain. Don't you remember told you
he proposed to me in a rowboat, and
asked if I'd float through life with him
just that way?"
"Yes."
"Well, he was rowing, but / was
steering."-N Y. Weekly.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-10-12
Not Il Dissenting Voice.

"All that ails Chicago" observed the
youth IN the loud salt, lighting cigar
cite, sis its noise and its beastly
smoke"
The crowd seemed to agree with the
sentiment, for every one edged away
from him. -Chicago Tribune.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-10-12
Answered.

"Why, my fellow-citizens," said the
stump orator, why, | ask, are we
cursed with poverty? Why are you not
rich? Why am poor man tonight"
because you was too alfred lazy to
work." said bystandcr who really
should have been more polite.
News Record.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-10-12
Absolutely Nothing.

Fervid-I wrote poem on a bathing
dress the other day,
Punsen-Did the editor accept it?
Fervid-No He said there was moth
ing to it-Brooklyn Life
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-10-12
Kind to His Teacher.

Mother-Tommy, | hear you got a
thrashing at school to-day.
Tommy-Yes, ma, teacher whipped
me, but he is getting old and weak so
that it didn't hurt much.
Ibid you cry?"
20, yes. ! bawled so you could have
heard it on the next block"
why did You do that?'
Il wanted to make the old man feel
happy. "-Texas Siftings.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-10-12
A Nery Passive Hcrh.

Mr.. Hcnpeck-How are you coming
on in grammar at school?
JOHNNY am writing out my exer-
cises about the active and passive verbs
81 have married" is active.
Mr.. Henpeck (glancing at his vicious
wife)-No, Johnny; it is passive.-Tex.
as Siftings,
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-10-12
CanOe-Racing.

Summer Girl-Isn't it interesting!
And SO the canoeist who wins gets a
silver cup, does he?
Escort-Yes, a very handsome one.
too
"How lovely And what do the canoe
lists who don't win get?"
"A ducklng, usually. Good News.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-10-12
Fyerythinp All Right,

81 wonder what your father will say
when ask him for your hand?"
Don't worry about that, dear. He
rehearsed it with me this morning and
he does it beautifully. Chicago News
Record.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-10-12
An Easy Victim.

Temperance Worker - And what
caused your downfall, my good man?
Horrible Example-It was this stage
realism, mum. was acting the drunk
ard in temperance play, and the man.
ager insisted on my using real whisky,
mum-Puck
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-10-12
Trouble Enough.

The Parsons Wife-John, there is
report about the village that the church
is going to raise your salary.
The Parson-Raisc my salary! Well,
hope they'll do nothing of the kind.
have trouble enough to collect the small
salary they pay me now, and If had to
collect a larger one it would set me
craZy.-Puck.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-10-12
Thoughts on Higher Things.

Little Boy-Mamma, may have that
big family Bible little while?
Fond Mamma-Of course you can, my
pet Your thoughts are on higher
things, see.
Little Boy-Ycs'm.
Bridget Ito herself, two hours after
ward)-Ilumph! More of that jam gone
l don't see how that boy reaches it.
Good News.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-10-12
The Way of Woman.

Briggs That was a bad mistake
Pringle made, wasn't it, of marrying a
girl who made all her own gowns?
Griggs-Why, should think she
would make just the right kind of Q
wife.
Briggs-Not much. The first week
after they were married she opened ac.
counts with three dressmakers.-Life.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-10-12
She Was Ashamed for Him.

She-Did you kiss me, then?
He lin confusion)-Ycs.
She--Are you not ashamed OF your-
self?
Hc-Y-e-s
She-Well, I don't blame You if that's
the way you lliss.-Broolllyn Life.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-10-12
Logical Enough.

McCrackle-Father Time ought to be
great conversationalist.
MvCorkle-Why?
Observation-Disclosures time is money
and money talks.-Household Monthly.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-10-12

Miss Flypp-I don't believe that
matches are made in Heaven.
Hunker-Why don't you?
Miss Flypp-Because the Bible says
there is neither marrying nor giving in
marriage there.-Judge.