The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1892-03-10
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yosps nss iorss, their rissns ambition.
81 one people inssise that ihsy are
ussins sispi strides every nus they hies.
TIE grip 10 iss ouiy thias thss cen
n1hs .orBe tough people feel neaper than
TOE, are.
--Atoat III soms men 90 Ia 70 spsod
ihatiimv s,pisg ready 10 DO something
ihty never Do,
The osly msn sho makes much cspii
nI 90, ~ vbsl be docspt knos 10 The
expert witness.
The tongue 10 40 unruly member end
there se 5000 Languages In The world 70
ssss bach IN.
Did you rec Any sharks bile yoa sere
on your ,r,vsi,f should ssy did. bn'
1 dldni hay snyihins Of them.
Eieel (.howies her engagement rins)
--Doei you admire his issie' Maud -
Ys.e.. ssin A. isseIry 10 concerned.
--olaby Honesty. ny boy. 10 the beat
policy Newman -Ah. yes that policy
ispssi somo time ago some time ago. old
ielios.
-Ysbsley - Wonder what 10 their idea
10 msiiog this Sebweiiser cheese 90 full OF
hoissf Nudge -6nsss they tbeusht !,
needed a little frcsh air.
--Yeay,- Does your vile cook wellf
Grim sou be.k 90 never tried 10 cook Der.
The tnfthest | ever vent with her Vas TO
get her into stew.
- He-Tbess drsms,ists have such .
monentoas method Of max ing their lovers
prop1.s. She zee. bu, they do propose.
and iLas 10 the main thing.
Site was worth million. and when
Herbert sid. Will you be miner she ans
wered: No, Herbert. | will not; but you
msy be mine il you wish.
Poor man said the sympathetic young
woman. suppose You are not equal TO
h,rd work. Equal 70 bard work' respon
ded Mr.. Weary Watkins, l Am . superior
10 IL
An inquriog mind: Father Every
thing say 10 you goes 10 ct one ear and
out At the other. Little son tthoughtfnl'
lyl lis that What little boys has two ears
for. pspGi
Aud YOU didn't marry them? inquired
the bailih. Was there some bitch 10 the
avrAr uieBts7 No, said the Justice OF the
Pescs. There Was no hitch. The BRIDE
groom was strapped.
Labor Asita,or My friend, are you
not In favor Of the eight hour movement
Abe Lazy (,be tramp Movement Who
ever heard Of me being In favor Of any
kind Of movement
--Dodson They say poor Briggs. the
teeio.sler, died Of bard drink. Binss-
You as,onish mel How did he acquire
the hsbi,i Dodson--It Was very sudden.
A cake OF Ice fell on him.
No. John. said the siIectionste wife OF
spoli,icisn, don't want any womsn's suf'
iragc. Why no,9 Beesuse Id always
feel like voting for you for office and l
don't think could conscientiously do it,
Paw. said little Tommy Figg, heard
Mr.. Watts say that great mems sons never
did any good. ain't great mans son,
an II Up to = late hour Mr.. Figs mind
hsd not found sufficiently diplomatic ans
ver
oh. that mus, be too lovely for any
thing. said Horntesia. when she read IN 90.
count Of = stage robbery 10 the far West
Lovely TO be robbed9 asked Uncle Johp.
Lovely 10 be held up. said Horntensia With
roseste blush.
-Portly dame, with the aid OF her
maid, struggling into her last seasons
viater jacket Why, jane. I really believe
this thing has shrunk. Yes. MN; II is
really wonderful how clothes shrink at
your time Of life.
-whs, 10 your name little girli Little
Girl-Eselyn An.oinet,e Billings Smith
Redeem Hathaway Jacobs Strsthmore
Clum. Gen,lemap - You have long name
for iuIe girl. Little GirI-Yes sir. but
ma lived 10 Chicago seven years.
-.Uocle James Well. Bobby. are you
gaining soy przs at school novsdsys2
Bobby NO. sir; the other fellows get them
ell Uuele James But you'll keep on
trying. Of course. Bobby What's the
use3 Tbs other fellows keep on trying 2
too.
Play wrisht-Is her acting naturally
Manager Enthusiastically - Natural;
Why. when she appeared As the dying
mother, last night. a life insurance agent,
Who hss insured her for twenty thousand
dollars. aud Who WAS 10 the sudience
actually tainted.
"A gentleman sent bis servant 70 10,
quire sbont friend who had been i'll. In
csse be should be dead dad out the dsts
OF thu fuDersl, we're the girls parting in
struei %. Halt On hour later she came
back. The gentleman ia very much bet
YER. sir. she said, and they have not decid'
Cd sbou, tbs funeral
"A Prudent Society Mother Dsueh
tsr Ma Mr. Blank proposed 10 me last
night Mother Did you sccept him.
dsusbtss' Yes. mamma Has be any
money. d.ushterf only $500 year.
mN Well. daughter handle bin carefully
Ill. spring Possibly you can pick up
some,t log better daring the winter.
"A young man 10 Anbnrn. Me-, Who
applied 10 tho city clcsh Tor marriage
license gave his age - 20 years and va
informed thai on account OF Tia youthiuh