The Seattle post-intelligencer. [volume] (Seattle, Wash. Terr. [Wash.]) 1888-1914, 1892-07-03

the naive and wholly untrammeled style
OF rhetoric taught at the college alluded 20.
One can almost as he reads see old Pegasus
with protruding and grass inflated aodo-
men snorting athwart the clover enameled
fields of fancy with burdock burs IN his
tail:
TUGALo, Ga, June 70
Mt. Bill Nye-Dedr Sir; In perusing q paper
recently came across your experience as u we'll
digger, and really, Mr.. Nye, must confess that
laughed with an emigrant's delight when |
read where the famous Bill Nye had gone 10
work at hard labor Poor fellowl l certainly
ieeil sorry for you, after all of your happy days
spent IN travelling around the word and your
pleasant occurrences with the hotel maids and
the terable disasters that has happened to you
abroad. | surely can sympathizs with you.
Your picture OF drilling rock is very fiattery,
and would advise you 10 keep from dynamite
tas you are rot ike myself. q 2gS pound person.,
but small dried UP gentleman. and il an ex-
plosion would take place the air W uld bs so
iuil OF the fragments thereof that 40 more OF
you could be seen.
Your lot seems as mine-trouble. hard labor,
and, like the Bad Boys Dairy, always into some
thing that you know but little about / feel for
Mrs. Nve, your better hall. | know you must
yourself. Someone has told me she is such good
Christian lady, but your terrible experiences
will cause her to go down to tha grave sooner
L sure do love to write TO the old tar heel
state. i WIS college girl at Salem. y. C.,
Tor four years, while then "A resident OF
Atlanta, and never enjoyed lie any swecter
before or since. But am living in the country
NOW, SURROUNDED DIV all the VeXatlonS n lie eau
have, but suppose that / make my Lie more
miserable than ought to. was E.ad to read in
your Litarary Works that you had such good
neghbors. That is great blessing bestowed
upon you after all your trials. You speak of
Vanderbilt being near you. stick 70 such
noble man as he is, az much may be maze by
1T i'll his last days. Wish was near kindred to
him ami would feel like starting a newspaper
foundation. only hope 10y the time hear
from YOU again that you have taken up new
work, as the weather is too warm to be drilling
n1tsZf n nrH rgaE NV -r,n.N rs a fsxy
the patch that your coat and vest has had law
suit. and pants went up witness
and has no. came back. i asked the
question once OF q traveller who once came
through this country why IL was that Bill Nye
had no hair on his head and always wore a cap
to hide the crown and his reply was that "A
Democrat and Radical got into fight, aud Bill
went between to part Tor peace, ana they thought
his head WAS cocoanut she'll and pule ali the
hair out then gave him to understand that
while the hair pulling was going on the brain
knowledge still remained.
must take up for Bill Nye, as Saturdays pa
per would be OF no use 10 me without reading
his great renown Litarary Works and looking at
the beautiful pictures.
VIII! suppose you are tired of my foolish
ness, and | will contemplate in bringing the
erlstie 10 a clothes after have given you
bright idea of guiuia raising. | have been in
the poultry raising some or years and think
guinia the most beneficial os all fowls. and can
give you another good reason why they are so
useful and gratuttous, but you know all about
II, YOU Just wanted To see who would take the
g,Iinia question up. l live in the country, but
am THINKER IRON quite ways up the gulch.
Thought with me Is II NEAR Baggaten.
We had guinia once that stole her nest and