The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1892-04-07
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selves.
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.osus~ .equ.inlsuos: believe 10 free
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la bntsia myseli.
-Ihsre ste lo,s Of wives ia the world
Who never tnos ibe,r husbArds are iovisl
and whole souied srcep, ~ben they SEQ u,
In tbt psfets
Wool Who wss II advocated throw.
ins phy.ie to the dosy Van Peli- Dont
remember The name; some ielIow shose
wife bed Que, likely.
TIE man who has never made any
mititscs 10 bm life oushi not TO get mar
RED. His wife wouldn't have snythipe
10 remind him Of, and no living woman
could endure that.
- ou know that love yon. she said.
Then ably not give me time TO consider
before usme the dsyy Thst's oil rish.
enough. be ssld. gloomily, but I've loss
three girls ibst wsy already.
-Hnllo. said Mr.. Suburbs, Is be enters
ed hi. gard vhs, are you doing With the
pruning shears. Johny Ho. nothing re'
piled tic english gardener. only trimming
the edges Of the edges. srl
Very pretty sunset, be remarked.
Ycs, abe replied. | don't wonder ths
people write about the shades OF evening
! bad 90 idea that there were so msny
different shades or ths, the matched so
nicely
Young sigeerly enjoys good income,
doesnt bt2 said Mabei's father Oh. yes.
iather. she answered; I'm sure be does. !
don't knos Of any one that would be like
ly 10 gel more enjoyment out Of one than
Chsrlsy is.
- Do have to stick this stamp on my
SELF asked dude OF the clerk 81 the post
Office Oh, no. replied the clerk. You
couldn't 90 10 the mail bags, and besides,
that Is letter stamp, sad you are not
frstielsss male matter.
Library Scholar = Did You know that
Bryant, the poet, hasn't combined bis
hair for three yesrs? Scientific Scholar
(wiih mesgre knowledge Of the poet, but
not TO be osughr Nor Bald. suppose.
Literary Scholar No. dead.
-Bosion accuracy; When do you Ell
pect these seeds to come upt asked MIS-,
RleecAer 81 Mrs Emerson OF Boston, /
do not trpeo, the seeds TO come up. My
expectation 10 that the seeds will produce
plants aud that those will emerge from
the soil in Two weeks.
Mrs. Bunting Did you hear how Mrs.
Ricketts, went on when she heard that her
husband bad eloped with the cookp Yes.
She told me that the cook vas perfec
treasure. aud that il would be impossible
TO get another hall as good.
"A, 40 evening party the lady OF the
house offered some Refreshments 10 rath.
CT foolish gentleman. who declined, cay
Jog: You may take an ass TO the water,
but you cant make him drink. Then !
won't press you any more, WAS the lady .
reply,
MIR. wayback lat hotel What's that.
lemonadef Waiter Thst's = fnserbowl
sab. What's it fer? 70 wash y'r hngers
alter eatin. You know. sab. Conssrn y,
impudencel don, est With my fingers u
do come from the country. eat With
my knife rame ~ other felix's.
-Rsew what abe wanted. Bank teller
Tits check. madame. isn't filled In.
Msdsme Int whsiG Bank teller-I,
hes ycur husbands named signed 10 4.
but i. does mol state bow much money ytu
want. Madam Oh, is that ALP Well.
III take sli there IL.
Equipped for travel: Boston msid
I'm Hub booksiore) Il an compelled to
40 10 New York for On extended 90 iourn.
Have you Nes York guiief Clerk
regret TO say. madam, that ue have not.
Bc-ion maid = How unfortionste. Well
give me iictiopay OF American slang.
Practical Girl -You ~ish me TO many
Yen. snd 20 TO the far West 10 struggle for
eIleuc. 90 timber claim. DO you no,
fear that pl.n poverty comes 10 Vt the
dsor. 1--we sili 40 out Of the window Ar
deu, suitor No. indeed. Well live In :
dog GU, and there woIt be any window.
Mis, ksiniuck W.ke up, vAke mp
The sie' pipes have bur, 10 the Kitchen
ColoIel Ksibinok -0frrl Wsssh'sbishI
Lemme lou.i Mrs. ksiatuck And the
water IL tutn,1e tito the cellar. and may
at ipio the .histey bsrrell Colotel
ksin,pcs (spfineins on, q bed by the
eres, born spoon. woman, set out Of ny
wsy snd lei ne 80 down stairs quick.
- sesn Better Day.; Win you plesss
sise ms same dinner, ms'smi begged =
tramp. lsss. 20. ~. The reply; vill