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The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1892-07-22
Tamm anY's Revenge.

New York is the great doubtful state
Of the east, and Indiana the great doubt
full state of the west. Knowing the
weakness of Cleveland in New York,
the plan of his managers was to take the
vice presidential candidate from In
diana. The tactics were good and the
bargain was we'll understood. Indiana
dropped Gray as a presidential candi-
date to secure the second place. But,
through the determination of the dissat-
isfied to make kick at some point, the
scheme miscarried, and the result is
that the ticket is made up of the weak
est candidate for the chief battle-ground
of the east, and of no candidate at all
for the chief battle-ground of the west.
The vice presidency is placed in Illinois,
where ii doesn't count.-Philadelphia
Press
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1892-07-22
Facts for Men of All A ges.

BY of false modesty the youth of land
results which solitary
debility early decay
vital fluids general prostraon and ofenmes imbecly and
chronic all malades affecting mankind
probably none about which the family doctor in general
little the attention
than these and here have minister
diseased diseased mind magnation filled with
morbid desires and fearful Dr. Humphreys
fact of the most scientific and specific known either In
his powerful will upon the peculiar mental depression always
into their hopeless lives Were not all such held
Of grateful patients who been cured and to-day
organs of either RAPIDLY the Of both
cheek develops oardce
intellect The reproductive function is the handspring of
life-prcserve 1t at all hazards
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1892-07-22
Doomed to Defeat.

That the Democratic ticket of 1892 is
placed before the country for rejection
by the people is, in our judgment, as
certain as anypolitical event five months
distant in the future can be, for reasons
that have already been pressed upon
the party by its own most sagacious ad-
visers.-New York Commercial Adver-
tiser lind. Dem.).
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1892-07-22
The Value of Reciprocity.

The immense practical value of reci-
procity to all classes, and particularly
to the farmers of the United States, be-
comes more apparent every month as
the statistics of foreign commerce show
its effects in widening the markets for
American products in every country with
which treaties of reciprocal trade have
been negotiated. Cleveland Leader.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1892-07-22
A Conservative Opinion.

Ex-Governor Sherman thinks that the
Republicans will carry Iowa in any
event by 10000 this year, and would not
be surprised to see it go over $4,000.
The ex-governor's hopefulness is shared
by all the Republicans in the state.-
Iowa State Register
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1892-07-22
How WhaIebone L. Obtained.

It comes from the Greenland or right
whale, and is not bone, but slabs of horn
like material, sometimes ten feet in
length, which hangs from the upper jaw
and serves to strain out the minute ami
mails on which it feeds.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1892-07-22
The Ladies' and the Tiger.

Now and for the few weeks following
it will be quite safe for even children
and ladies to pat the Tammany tiger on
the head and stroke its fuzzy fur.-Chi-
cago News-Record.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1892-07-22
How to Pr

How to Prevent Jars from Breaking.
When putting in the fruit set the cold
jar on folded cloth wet with cold VIZ
ter: then pour in the boiling hot fruit
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1892-07-22
The SIot Machine.

The convention dropped Cleveland in
the slot and will get kettle of soup in
November. Press.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1892-07-22

The doctor q specific medicines 90 straight TO
the diseased organ, and can be plainly felt at
work in the diseased parts very shortly after
their use is begun. They are pleasant to take,
mild but searching III action, yet agree with
the most delicate lady or child, do not reduce
the strength, ana can he used while at the
usual occupation, as many patients still able
are often slowly, surely. vet unconsciously
dying, knowing themselves i'll, yet deceived
into false security, they procrastnate and
put Off the matter until the case is rendered
ncurable. The doctor earnestly requests all
persons under treatment to write him often, rs
advice may be necessary week after week In
order to push any given case on as rapidly as
possible, and good commOu-sense statement
on the part Of the patient by mail is the next
thing TO personal consultation.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1892-07-22
Chronic Diseases.

The doctor treats no acute diseases but de-
votes his whole time to the reatment of
chronic and long standing and surgical dis
eases; cases given up by other doctors and pro-
nounced incurabe, he most desires to see. DIR.
Humphrey has had nearly 5000 cures in the
state of Michigan, while his patients all told In
Minnesota, Wisconsin, Illinois, Alabama, Ten
nessee. Georgia, Ohio and Indiana have been
fully five times that number; nearly two-thirds
of these sufferers were given up as hopeless
invalids, some to be blind, some deaf, and
others prey 10 scrofua, chronic kidney dis
ease, consumption, destructive female troubles.
Among others, hundreds of children hopeless
ly deformed. But behold how many of them
SEQ and hear, while nearly all are rapidly
being cured.
The doctor Is surrounded with the finest and
most extensive collection of instruments ever
imported TO this country for examining and
treating all forms of chronic ailments of the
head, face, eye, ear, throat chest, lungs, heart,
stomach, liver, spleen, kidneys bowels, repro
ductive organs, urinary organs, brain and
nervous system, paralysis. growths. joint dis
eases piles, hip diseases. sciatic1, skin diseases,
ulcers and every form of weakness of either
male or female.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1892-07-22
A Tariff Picture.

In thirteen southern states the number
of cotton mills in active operation in
creased from 161
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1892-07-22
How to Make a Clock Keep Good Time.

AS the pendulum contracts during
cold weather, and will consequently
swing faster, it should be heightened
about one-sixtcenth of an inch in the
winter months.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1892-07-22
CastOria.

sCastoria Is an excellent medicine for chill
dren. Mothers have repeatedly told me Of its
good effect upon their children"
DIR. g. g. OsaooD,
Lowell, Mass.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1892-07-22

in 1890. Yet the Democratic tariff
plank, modelled after the tariff section
Of the confederate constitution, de-
nounces as illegal the system of protec-
ton under which this southern indus
trial development has occurred.-New
York Press.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1892-07-22
How 70 Test Nutma~

Prick them with q pin. and II they ar,
good the oil will instantly spread around
the puncture.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1892-07-22

"Castoria Is the best remedy for children Of
which am acquainted. Ihope the day is not
far distant when mothers will consider the real
interest of their children, and use Castoria in
stead Of the variousquack nostrums which are
destroying their loved ones, by forcing opium,
morphine, soothing syrup and other hurtful
agents down their threats, thereby sending
them to premature graves"
DE-. ]. r. KMcHkIoK,
Conway, Ark.
Tia Cautaur ComnsuY. n
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1892-07-22

History Repeats Itself.
Twill be the old fight over
Between the same two men;
The old result, too-Grover
Knocked out by Hoosier Ben.
Kansas City Journal.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1892-07-22
What is

Castora Dr. Samuel Pitchers prescription for Infants
Children 1t contains neither Opium Morphine nor
other Narcotic substance 1t is harmless substitute
for Paregoric Drops, Soothing Syrups, and Castor OIL
1t Pleasant. guarantee thirty years. by
Millions Mothers Castoria destroys Worms and allays
feverishness. Castoria prevents vomiting Sour Curd,
cures Darrhoa and Wind Collie. Castoria relieves
teething troubles, constipation and datulency
Castora assimilates the food regulates the stomach
and bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. Gas.
toria is Childrens Panacea-the Mothers Friend.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1892-07-22
DELAYS Are Dangerous.

Delays Are Dangerous.
Many diseases deceptive that hundreds ang with
nsidous malade
condition They know they are not we'll but entirely
deadly fastening vital which
later utterly destroy them unless rescued by skilled
afflicted? easily durable
remember every moment Of neglect brings you nearer the DAY
render assistance The The
future may be TOO LATE
Life of Experience and Opportunity.
life the study and work
rich In practical In hospital dis
practice of the truly wonderful
If told would read like fiction than
living but he has thoroughly
of life, broad and
poitan Gould Vanderbilt in railroad business he
Mckenzie Virchow Pasteur KOCH
familiar to him
and while ready and retain fact he holds
friends makes CAUTIOUSLY
having since that old truth well applied
worth dozen conjecturee however plausible
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1892-07-22

How to Estimate the Distance Walked.
Count the steps you take. The aver
age man will take about 2,400 to the
mile. Most women will take about 2, 700.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1892-07-22
CastOria.

"Castoria is SO we'll adapted to children that
I recommend it as superior to any prescription
known to me-" ..
II. A. ARCHER, N. D.,
III So. Oxford st., Brooklyn, N. 7.
"Our physicians In the children's depart
nent have spoken highly Of their expert
ence in their outside practice with Castoria,
and although we only have among our
medical supplies what is known as regular
products, yet we are free to confess that tho
merits Of Castoria has won us to look with
favor upon it."
UNITED HOSPITAL AND DIsPENsARY,
Boston, Mas.
ALLEN G. Smith, Pres,
,rray Street, New York City.
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1892-07-22

Examination Free to All.

Examination Free to All.
Although the doctor is in many cases
compelled 70 use expensive instruments
and chemicals In making analyses, micro
scopic and other scientific examinations,
yet he makes no charges to anyone, belieN'
ing 1t to be part of the physicians duty
to ascertain the patients true condition
without expense to the sufferer. When
ever and wherever DR.. Humphrey decides
to locate monthly visit crowds flock to
see him. aud no wonder, for by the first ex-
animation, and often without asking a
question, he tells the invalid what the
trouble Is, and the prospect of cure, and
most wonderful of all he values his first
impression and first look ut n patient more
than all else, and DR.. Humphrey is never
mistaken in his diagnosis in any case.
The doctors methods differ markedly
from the general practitioner in all re-
spects Following the plan of st. Georges
Hospital of London, he registers every
particular as to the patients physical con
dition and mental state. The condition Of
each organ, location of Gny and all dis
eased parts. ana whether sympathetic or
organic, together with the amount aud
tire amount OF vital energies are readily
computed and the restoring power of the
body measured against the force and en-
ergy and destructive capabilities Of the dis
case. Thus knowing the actual condition
of the tissues and the effect of specific
medicines upon every structure of the
body, unlike most doctors, he is enabled to
say positively whether any given case Is
durable or not, and can also give the APP
proximatc time and expense of treatment,
and would here point out the utter de-
fusion cherished by many patients that
they ought to get well in a few days or
weeks, Notwithstanding the fact that they
have suffered for years,
The times. (Owosso, Mich.) 1882-1897, 1892-07-22

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International Medical Association,
268 Dearborn Street, Chicago, Ill.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-10-26

One result of the present cholera alarm
will be to provide every city of consider
able size in the Union with grounds and
buildings for pest hospital. Where
these are the gift of generous citizens
they will be doubly appreciated. Chi
cago has been thus favored, SO far as the
grounds for her pest hospitals are con-
cerned. General Joseph Terrence pre-
sents to Chicago, which accepts the
gift, twenty acres of ground, not only
for cholera, but likewise for diphtheria,
smallpox and scarlet fever hospitals.
This is the way to stamp out contagion
in cities-to have separate hospitals for
the various infectious ailments and re-
move thither in all cases the patient
stricken with the pestilence, whether be
be rich or poor.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-10-26

A rare visitor to English shores is in
teresting Sheffield naturalists-a dusky
petrol, believed to be the only live speci-
men in England. The bird was found
flying about inside fish truck, which
arrived at Sheffield from the north, and
it is supposed that it was attracted by
the smell of fish-its usual food-and
was shut in accidentally. Though the
stormy petrol is common enough in
north Britain, the duslxy petrol is
scarcely ever seen so far away from its
usual habitat--the west coast of Africa
and the Mediterranean. Every care is
being used to preserve the bird alive.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-10-26
WHEN THE MESSIAH COMES.
A Great Feast That Has Been Foretold
by a Rabbi of Israel.

The greatest discordance prevails
among Jewish doctors respecting the
time of the Messiah's anticipated COM
ing, many of them believing that his
appearance is delayed by the iniquities
of the people of Israel. Rabbi Maehir,
who lived at the end of the Fourteenth
century, describes numerous commo-
tons, prodigies and signs that are to
precede that great event. He says:
When Israel shall be gathered from
all nations and brought to the land of
their forefathers, and the Messiah shall
have rebuilt the city, he will celebrate
at gracious reception, at which every
one shall be seated at golden table.
At this feast he will entertain himself
and company with a great battle be-
tween Behemoth and Leviathan. The
feats of Behemoth will be highly crafty
ing, and Leviathan will come armed
with his scales as breast plate and COW
cred with a coat of mail. The battle
will be fierce, but neither will be victo-
rious. Both will fall exhausted, when
Messiah, with a great, strong sword,
will slay them both. These tremendous
beasts, together with the bird Bar Jachne
are then to be spitted and laid to the
fire. Bread will then be obtained from
wheat that will greatly surpass the
growth of our days, as much as Bar
Jachne exceeds common bird in size
Sauce will be yielded to perfection in
the sailed Leviathan, and the dessert to
consist of all the delicious products of
the Garden Of Eden, including even
some of the fruit of the tree of life.
The guests are to be treated TO exquis-
lite wine made from the fruit grown in
paradise immediately after the creation
and preserved in Adams wine cellar for
this great occasion. Toward the end Of
the feast the Messiah will fill cup for
the guests, over which they are to say
grace, and the Messiah will be requested
to perform this Office, but God will offer
it to Michael, Michael to Gabriel, GA
briel to Abraham, Abraham to Isaac,
Isaac to Moses, Moses to Joshua, but
each will decline in succession. Then
God will assign it to David. The cup
will contain about PA gallons.
What remains of the provisions after
the feast is over will be divided among
the guests, who will sell the same in the
market of Jerusalem. With part of the
skin of Leviathan will be made taber-
nacles, pavilions or awnings for the
Just, and the rest will be spread upon
the walls of Jerusalem, diffusing a light
TO the extremities of the world. The
banquet will be followed and the festi-
val concluded by dancing and music.
The Messiah is afterward to marry, hav-
ing the daughters of kings for wives,
but one of the most beautiful virgins of
Israel as principal wife or queen.
Different periods Of time are allotted
for the duration of his reign, but all
agree that he will die like other men,
his son reigning in his stead.-St. Louis
Republic.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-10-26
Personalities in Politics.

Professor William Simpson has writ
ten an interesting paper on the use OF
mud as a building material. With adj
mirable skill and learning he traces mud
in architecture from the days of the As
syrians down to the present time. "Wat-
tie and dab" is a process with which for
ages other nations than ours have been
very familiar
As for us Americans, however, it may
be said that we are much more familiar
with mud as a political material. 1t
was fashion as long ago as the time Of
Washington to "wattle and dab" the
opposing candidate till his friends did
not know him any more. Argument
with the masses has too often meant the
same thing as wholesale personal abuse
of the candidate.
This autumn perhaps we may venture
to expect that the personalities will be
less INDUCED in than in previous years.
For one thing, so far as the leading can
didates are concerned, all the mud that
could be thrown has been exhausted in
former years, and there have been for
tunately no fresh puddles uncovered
The example of our British brethren in
the summer campaign is enough to
make Americans shun with determine
ton the argument of personal abuse.
The strongest thing to be said against
the mud argument, however, is that it is
going out of fashion in this country.
The writer or the speaker who INDUCES
in it is away behind the times.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-10-26

1t is agreeable to know that President
Harrison has accepted the invitation Of
Brazil and the Argentine Republic to
act as arbitrator in settling the boun-
dairy line between them. Twenty-Five
years ago these two fine South Amer
lean republics would have gone to fight
ing about it, and have worried through
a long and devastating war, which at
the end would have settled nothing. 1t
is an evidence of that happy progress
which is showing all the world onward
that now they call on their disinterested
mutual friend-the United States-to
see that justice is done to both. Arbi-
tration is the thing.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-10-26

A report made to the home govern
ment by the British consul at Guate-
mala calls attention to the excellent
field open to the dairy farmer in that
republic. He says that very inferior
butter is now sold there at one dollar a
pound, and notwithstanding that there
is any quantity Of available land to be
purchased at moderate prices in the
neighborhood Of the large cities, well
adapted TO stock rearing and dairy prod.
uce, not much attention is given to the
industry, and comparatively little butter
Is manufactured.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-10-26
The Presidents Wife,

Mrs. Harrison's friends say in private
that it is the awful strain of her life at
Washington that has caused her deplor-
able illness. When she entered the
White House she resolved to meet every
requirement of her position and meet it
fully and kindly. There are 60, 900, 900
people in this country, and wherever
there was woman's society of any
kind it seemed to feel it had claim for
recognition on the first lady of the land.
Letters have poured in ON her making
all kinds of demands for charity, for her
presence at meetings, for her name and
her advice, for letter to be read pub
licly and even for details of her domes-
tic life. She has tried to send kindly
answers to them all
If a missionary society meets in con-
vention at the capital; If any kind of an
organization holds its reunion there, the
members wives feel they are sighted
unless they are personally received in a
gang by the mistress of the executive
mansion. Private citizens-men and
women-with no claim at all, insist on
seeing presidents wife and go away
offended and feeling defrauded Of their
rights as American citizens unless they
are admitted to long and confidential
chat. The offices of the presidents clerks
and secretaries being in the same house
as the family residence gives the presi-
Dental family no privacy at all from
vulgar sightseers or anybody else-not
even so much as is enjoyed by the dwell
ers in the humblest howell.
But worst of all perhaps are the awful
receptions, in which sometimes the
presidents wife must stand in one spot
and bow TO procession for four hours
at a stretch Queen Victoria shirked
her court receptions long ago. and has
now given up her drawing rooms be-
cause Of the fatigue of receiving visitors
once year. Washington social require
ments are infinitely harder. Mrs. Har-
rison has met them all brsvely, and the
consequences are her present illness.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-10-26
SPEAKERS CONTRASTED

However different may be the polit-
ical views Of the residents of the Bel
lingham bay cities, and of the issues
involved in the present campaign, the
assertion stands beyond the possibility
of successful refutation that the intel
ligence and frankness with which the
issues have been met by the speakers of
the two prominent parties are all in
favor of those representing the Repub-
lican party. With marked unanimity
the Democratic speakers have turned
from a discussion of political principles
and theories and have contented them
selves with traducing their opponents
and searching for flaws both in the
personal lives and legislative enact
ments of Republicans. Passing by
everything that is commendable and
praiseworthy on the part of the oppo-
site party, they have descended to the
most malicious and malignant false
hoods, until every sense Of refinement
and intelligence on the part of their
audiences has been outraged
and insulted by such I'M
American and dishonorable meth
DDS. The Republican speakers, on the
other hand, despite the many oppor-
tunities to turn the campaign on per-
sonal abuse, have uniformly RETAINED
from referring to their opponents In
uncomplimentary language, so far as
the personnel of their ticket is con-
cerned, and In frank and fair man
ner, supplemented by logical and intel
ligent reasoning, have discussed the
questions Of the national and state
platforms as earnest men and patriots.
On the one side there has been weak
and nauseating appeal to prejudice; on
the other a straightforward appeal to
intelligence and love Of country
Whatever the results may be as de
clared at the polls, the fact viii stand
ms perpetual compliment to the Re
publican party that tits representative
speakers had manliness and INTEL
igence on their side in the discussion
of the questions involved In the cam
paign.