St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-04-18
SUNRISE SIGNALS.


Itfsa trifie sngular that at his TING OF
life Mark Twain should have gone oyes TO
Italy for apparently. no other reason than TO
squeak and gipber IN the streets OF Rome
The Chicago Tribune has an editorial on
"How to Get Gold. IL Il We're Needed" III
the writer will step outside the newspaper
business for few minutes he will nad that
IL is mighty hard to get and badly needed.
The ticket nominated by the St Paul ''di-
vorce party reads Ike eross-bili fled
against the Democratic party. and making
the Republicans co respondents.
As we go to press the presidential question
seems to have moved completely outside the
orbit OF Editor Charles A Dana
The Twin City Press club convoeation was
q feast of reason and flow of butteTmilk.
This leads ND to the unqualified statement
that there is more reason in quart OF butter
milk than in two full pledged jags, or the aft
erInath of whole weeks alcoholic trance.
SO We are told.
Now that the superintendent Of one OF DR..
Keeley's inebriate asylumDs has gone of on
a weeks drunk. it may be in order 70 suggest
that III the game Of -humbug" the doctor
could have given the late 2. T. Barnum cards
and spades.
I'd Partridge. the present reiguing Napo-
leon of the Chicago wheat pit has achieved
fame at single bound; Kansas City paper
speaks of him as a 'fBancial freak"
And now Jacob Sloat Fassett arises in Chi
cago from the ashes of his New York dis
comfture to announce that the Empire state
will, in all probability, go Republican this
fall. OF course, OH the heels Of this state
ment, emanating from this source. there will
be loud demand for rosemary and cypress
among the Democrats.
Attention is called to the fact that the Sis
seton boomer. with his little "quarler-sec-
ton of alluyial SOIL stands much better
chance Of prospecting this season than docs
the ST. Paul Republican dabbhng in munich
PAL politics.
The Minneapolis Tribune notes with sur
prise the fact that 50 many of the dalies Of
the Twin Cities speak Of the opening of the
Sissetou reservation at ''high noon," and
says: 1T was. therefore. a solemn and mo-
mentous event, tor only solemn and mo-
me1lous events. such as hangings, we'd
dings and inauguratiOns of presidents. occur
at high noon.'" But the Tribune will bear
witness to the fact that there are certain
momentoEs events which have been known
TO occur at low twelve"
The ST. Paul Base Ball club eheerfully con-
cedes that it will carry off the pennant this
season This is a graceful concession on its
part. and as comforting as it is graceful, for
without some decent weather it will be i'm
possible for any club in the association to
carry Off anything.
Brother John-I had letter from Haskins
this morning.
Mrs Haskins-Where is he?
Brother John-He's at Sioux Falls looking
after
Mrs Haskins-The wretch
Brother John-Gently, gently. sister; he's
only up there looking after the establishment
of an agency for the sale of agricultural ma
chinery.
IL IS now Saiu mat Blalne CANNOT accept
the nomination because his hands are tied by
Difference to Harrison. Any one who has
been waiting TO hurrah Tor The under dog in
this fight eau now "hurrah.'
Will Editors Pease and Eastman please
subsde a Few minutes and let the large
quarry of Republican candidates for gov
ernOr catch their second wind2