Clinch Valley news. [volume] (Jeffersonville, Va.) 18??-2019, 1892-12-23
PITH AND POINT,
Food for thought-Fishes.
A spoiled child-The adult.
n-stsres-Furtive chances.

fOou 1or thougnt-FlShes. r.
A spoiled child-The adult.
wn-stGres-Furtive glances,
Bound to please-In tree calf. Is
The cucumber fights best when it'll
down.-Life.
BY Christopher-The discoverer a
America.-Puck g
man is called confirmed liar wheI
oothing that he says is confirmed.
Every dog has its day; but it is mol
every dog that knows when he is havin.
it.-Puck.
The stage villain is always Mt dsad +
vantage, as he is invariably caught in tht
act.-Arkansas Traveller.
The buncoman is not fastidious. H$
lives on the simplest things he can findN
-Elmra Gazette.
Patient-"Doctor how is society al
you have found it2" DR.. Highbill-k
"Bilious-verv bilious. Life. L
The fair sex is capable OF almost anyt
thing when driven to it. Example /
Nancy Hanks..-Janestown News.
Orator-"And now, my friends, onds
word more" Reporter TO boy)-"Bring
me lot more paper, quick r-Bulletin.1
She played for HIM until lie said
1t really made him soar:.A
Aul now he wonders whypyts
She speaks 20 him no more
\ Life.
A Mere Question of Sex: WELL
Willie, did you master your lesson to-
dayi" Nom; missed it."-Ph.la-
delphia Record.
Children could be brought up with,
much greater care if it were the duty of
every mother to punish her neighbours.
children.-Elmira Gazette.
She-"Miss Fussauleather is passion
ately fond of dogs" He" Then under
stood her ieelin IS when she called me-
puppy "-Yonkers Statesman.
Though experiences has been school
That's tau sht you mucn somehow
While you nave learned you were Il fool,
You're little wiser now
Truth.
"rm getting tired of this injustice"
said the trigger to the barrel. "Youare,
the one who gets loaded, and then get
pulled on account of t."-Indiauapolis.
Journal.
Billings-"You shouldn't say will.
iam's politics are" Say William s,
politics is Joncs-tNot much Will
lam has several kinds of politics to suit.
the tastes of clients. Chicago News.
"Shallow-"Why, just read that.
sign Dental Parlors.' Isn't it absurd,
to call dental room parlor7" Deepe--
al 10 Al,al . he
meant drawing room. boston Courier.
Delicate. fair beyond believing
Is the dainty web of the SPIDERS weaving,
I ct nothing can prompt Tie h,ssInlnute,
10 praise iis beauty--and yet n,}Adn it!
Father-"That cat made au awful
noise in the back garden last night. ~
Arnold-"Yes, father; 1 think that.
since he ate the canary he thinks he can.
sing. New York Observer.
1rate Fnther-"The idea of promis.
ing your fauce diamond necklace T.
Where do you expect to get the money
for lt2" His Son-"That doesn't worry
me; only promised it."-Jcwe!ers'
Weekly.
Every bicylist ought to remember that
II he persists in bending away over the
handle-bar when he rides he will RUIN his.
skeleton, so that it won't be worth even
live dollars after he is dead.
Journal.
Invalid Wife-"Jo ohm, dear, do hopo.
if you should ever marry again you will
lind Il better wife than | have been. ~
John--''There, there, my love, don't.
worry; there will be no trouble about.
that. "-lndianapolis Journal
They told rne when l married her
My ardent love would fade away.
But as buy her gowns 1 find
Ny wife grows dearer every day
-Clouk Review.
They had been discussing thF pro-
nnnciation of "oleomargarine, Asand
finally agreed to leave it to the waiter.
but he hedgcd. "Sure," said he, 81
have to pronounce it butter or lose my
job. "-Indianapolis journal.
Come up to my house Tomorrow
night" said Henpecque, sim goin. to,
celebrate my golden wedding" Golden.
weddingl Why, man, you've only been.
married three years" 81 know it, but:
it seems like fifty, so everything is AID
rlSht. -Bulialo Express.
Della" Cant you go down shopping
with me this afternoons I want to get.
my husband birthday gift" Esther..-
Eyes; what ere you going to get him?"
Delia-"Well, l have been thinking
about it for some time, and l think I
need table linen and rugs more than any
thing. y Chicago Inter- Ocean.
Mrs. Jones-"Husband, the children
have been invited to parties ut different
places-on the 18th, the 18th, tho 18th.
and the 18th. Shall write accent
ancesa" Mr.. Jones--"Yes; and you'd
better write to DIR. Shocks while you're,
about it, asking him to call on the 18th. )
the 1zth, the 10th, and the 10Th. -
pharmaceutical Era