The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1892-06-16
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.-saeichsa Truth -Aasfr Casions'
- az o. O. too eeioTsl Il thought you
tsad rss ibs .sieb ~opla Keep .lrnti Mr..
FslSssin -ysli. IL sost al a s's,. dos'
Il. msin ifsaii
The mas whs Gays be yiil welcome
dssib ~ . teipsse from life made up OF
cones seaerslly seeds for iosr doctors
vkes be kas besBsebs
Willis did the doctor 30 .Sylbios
n hs.iea year ree0vefyf Willis Oh,
yes, hs told ms be vas going 70 charge ms
Eve dollars Elsii
-p.raya.i said 80 Iiishmsn IL. toe
disease tasl makes ye % ,hsI livery time "
move ys cent cir
-Hs . fios ehilly IL is 10 night ]
could hue stors, | feel 20 cold. She
1. that soi Why. In 90 warm ! feel Ias'
LIKE slors
-PJitor ioi monthly magazine, alter
reading TIE msnuscfipD Your poem, sir,
be-. gree, merit Author Of Poem 10 .
a voice Of ssony) Thea. Of course. you
nabi use ~
Whenever the devil caa get a Christian
10 believe that be !. the oaly nice man 10
the nsishbortooi. be is well satisfied viih
bis day. woft
-Trse 10 the nstors al the beat. many
nan who has 10 bistime cast sleeps eyts
al pretty girl has afterwards bad the
sool pulled over them,
"A msn never realizes how IN uoh valns'
biz advice bis noishbors have TO give away
until be announces bic Intention 10 build
house.
Close As lie Ever Got Microscopes,
Did Joy ever look sta thousand dollsr
bill through . mieroscopei lmpecunious
Ffend No; always used ielescopel
Tommy Qnquirioslyl- Mamms, ia
this hair oil In this bother Msmms-
Mercy, mol That's mucilsge. Tommy
(nobobslsnlly) Il guess that's why can,
&c, my be, Of.
Whats your son Josisr doin3 said
neighbor 10 Farmer Begosb. Wall, was
the reply. be thinks he's diggin bait. bni
he's makin' garden.
Employer - You put that note where
Il will be sure TO attract Mr.. Smiths stten'
,ion when he comes 10, didn't yon2 Office
boz Yes. cir. Istuck pin through ii and
pat II on his chair.
- can take hundred wcris minute
said the slenogrspher often take sor'
rowfnl accents; bat then have to. I'm
married.
MIR. Manhattan = You understand the
snga,se Of a ,wers. OF course. Miss Wino'
pai Mis-. winons tof Mionesota) : oh,
yes Four X, !. the best quality. made
from selected winter wheat
Father Hans. you must not 60 bath
Ina TO-DAY, IS you have got the stomach
sche. Hans That won't mstter. daddy !;
can swim on my. back. you know.
There /. justice in the wids OF Mon
taua Who surpasses them oil 10 the manner
OF performing matrimonial services With
nestness aud dispatch. This is his iormu,
la Have err Yes. Have imi Yes. Mar
ried-tw dollars.
drawing Teacher (de.pondently) -
That thing you've drawn looks more like
COW than IL does like horse Fair pu
pill brightly Why, Of course. professor
II iss COW.
-only one word, Glsdysl he pleaded
One little word The young woman looked
Of the slender shapked youth on bis knees
before Der. end she opened her beautiful
lips and softly said. Ratsi
"A Stern L,ndlord-Why don't Har
kns marry that Miss PsrkinsY He's in
love With her. and she's only too anxious TO
&c. m nried. He can't. He has Eve
year. lease Of bis bachelor sppartments,
and they don't take ladies in the buildipg
Judge What induced you TO break
into tbs, banki Bavslsr-T money
th.re vas 10 H. whs, yer s'posei Think
! did II for slory2 Ain't money what We
ara ell aitsrl Aiut that what you get Tor
trying the case.
Mr.. f,uletop vas under the painful
necessity Of administer ssevere csstigAi
,ion his TO son Johnny. After be had com
pieisd bis labors be said steruly 10 the
suifsrins victim; Now tell me Why pun.
ished you. That's Il. sobbed Johnny, you
nearly pound the life ont Of me. and now
yon don't even kno~ Why you did it,
Jack wanted TO go and visit his grand,
ma snd had been told that be should go
son. Bu, this va. too indefinite he
vsptsd something more specific. Well,
when may soi Oh. very sotn u. yery
aeon. he exclaimed; we'll. may go ssoon
o. the day before yesterday.
Lady Friend-So yon are going TO
graduate neIt month. Msudi Dear me-
Was, time Of IL you must hsvei sup.
pose you are nearly tagged ouif Maud =
Oh, dear no Msmms hired dressmsk er
and che does ell the sewing All fhsve 10
do 10 10 try on. you knos.
-. irieud Of ours. then living 10 Racine
ordered. With other books. from q. 4 Co.
CAicsgo copy Of Canon f.rur's Seekers
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