Crawford avalanche. (Grayling, Mich.) 1879-19??, 1892-10-13
sprlnkies OF spice.

sprInkies OF Spice.
A CAMPAIGN lie may be nailed, but
caucuses are boltcd. -Someryllle Jour-
nal.
WINDS may come and winds may
go, but Gloucester races go on for
ever.
AN exploded theory-I didn't
know it was loaded. Union County
Standard.
In the nature Of things two lovers
must fall in love before they can fall
out.-Dallas News.
THE sculptor isn't the kind OF man
that cuts no figure In the world
Binghamton Leader.
A MANS idea of practicing economy
is to preach il three times day to
his wife -Atchison Globe.
"ANorHER cherished link gone"
said the young man who lost his Gun
buttoL. Washington Star.
SOFT gloves are worn by pugllists
to prevent hard feeling in a friendly
fght.-New Orleans Picayune.
JAGsoN says there are lots OF men
who start for heaven too late to get
past quarantine. -Elmira Gazette.
THE man who is stuck on himself
is one who backed his Judgment ana
bet on the wrong man.-Picayune.
THE man who has something
which can beat Nancy Hanks" wants
to trot it out.-Yonkers Statesman.
IT is a queer thing that after girl
has consented to fly with man she
usually has to walk.-Christ1an
| Union.
WHEN a wife hears dull thud on
the doorstep she knows that the
lodge has adjourned Binghamtsn
Republican.
A POLITE tramp: Judge-"What
is YOUR name?" Tramp-"Allow me
to exchange cards with your Honor"
Texas Siftlngs.
FATHER-No appetite this evening,
Ell? What is the matter? Late
lunch? Little boy-NO, SIT. Early
apples. Good News. s
THERE isn't much lifting power to
your religion il it doesn't make you
do your best to pay 100 cents on the
dollar.-Ram's Horn.
They have potato socials" in Kan
sas The name may be from the fact
that the young people go there 10
pare.-Texas Siftings.
, "OH, dry up" as autumn said to the
leaf. "rm not as green as was,
replied the leaf, so I'll take your adj
! vice" Texas Siftings.
POINTING at the caudal appendage
of the hand-organ monkey, QulD0le
: remarked: "The tail of wayside
din. Boston Transcript.
WHEN the devil sees church MEM
! bers wrangling with one another he
] knows it will be safe for him to sit
: down and rest.-Ram's Horn.
: Jack told me last night that he
had given me his heart" well, it's
! damaged goods. He told me last
week that / had broken it."-Life.
A THOSE who would read Natures
!. open book in meadow and woods have
4 an extra facility at present. She Is
d herself turning the leaves.-Phila-
i delphia Ledger.
The first is called the index finger,
but when a man takes three or so It's
d an index of his opinion that the sea-
son has grown too cold for beer
Philadelphia Times.
o CoRBETT has sold the right to a
y whisky firm to name a new brand
after him. No doubt it will be u
. good liquor to make strong punches
u with. -Philadelphia Record.
Mr.. TooTHANDNAIL-"I can't imag
:, inc what we ever got married for
we're totally different at every single
- point" Mrs. Toothandnail-"Oh
~ you natterer. Boston Courier.
:. SoN-"Pa!" Father-"Well?" IL
vessel boat?" "Yes." "Pa.
, What is it?" what kind OF a boa
= is blood vessel?" Its life boat
q Now run away to bed. lid
n "How DID they like you in Scrag
gleville?" asked one actor Of another
n. "Very much, indeed, 1t appeared. l
was all could do to induce the land
ht lord to let me leave. Washington
Star.
i THERE is a great difference be
e! tween military engagements and Low
ll engagements. In one there's goo
III of falling in, and in the other there
r. a good deal of falling out. Yonker
re Statesman.
,o The common impression is tina
~ there is very little poetry in matr
- mony. When people take out thei
- marriage licenses they are suppose
to surrender their poetic license. :
IN Washington Star.
n. II SEE that O'Grogan has got him
II coat of arms since he was app'lnte
IN dep'ty sheriff" THE dirty aristt
a crat! Vance he was glad enough
nd go out in his shirt sleeves wild the re:
re of us. Chicago News.
"YoH KANT alias jedge man
id achievements" said Uncle Eben, Il
re-. de mount OBJ noise he makes erbor
as 'em. De cannon amt maxim ,
SCUM now, but de bass drum am je
ez talkatiye as ebcr. "-Washingto
Star.
FIRST COUNTRY BoY-"Your 81
a1 ter is pickin' up lots o. city name
nd from them summer boarders OF yours
,gs Second Country Boy-"Yes, indeet
ne She's got to sayin' not in it, an
ire 'see?' and las night she let a fell,
TX kiss her in the hammock. Goo