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Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1892-03-24
WIT AND WISDOM.

+ ~
The good actor not only takes the
cake, !" but he usually takes the princi
pal role. Yonkers Statesman.
When you open window on the
railway train the first thing to catch
your eye is cinder. Boston Bulletin.
1T has been always observed that
none are so insolent in power as they
who have usurped an authority to
which they had no right ational
Weekly.
Nudge What paradox woman is!
Wickwire You-don't-say? Nudge
Consider her foot, for instance. The
larger it is. the less it appears Indian
npolis journal.
He-That Chicago girl is making a
hit here; at least half dozen men are
now at her feet. She Slightly jealousy
I've no doubt there is room for them
all--Yale Record.
The man who is always anticipat-
ing happiness tomorrow is good deal
better off, ANYWAY, than the man who
spends his time thinking how wretched
he was day before yesterday. Somer-
vile Journal.
Instead Of wishing he was younger,
man should wish he might live twice
rs long as usual The old know SO
much that is wise and interesting; the
young are so ignorant and foolish
Atchison Globe.
What are you laughing about,
Sappie?" "A joke that Smart was just
telling" tone that would make don.
key laugh?" Eyes; how do you know?"
'Oh, 1snppose because saw you laugh
ing. IN. Y. Press.
-Beggar: Sir, am starving. Cra-
sus. Here take this cent and tell me
how you became SO miserably poor.
Beggar.-Ah, sir, was like you; was
too fond of giving away large sums of
money to the poor. Epoch.
Neither One Nor Tother. IT omson--
What were the prices of admission to
the ball the other night? Cholly, the
dude Gentle,nen one dollar, and ladies
fifty cents. Tomssn-And what did
they charge you?-Yankee Blade.
-.".Ah, have found you at last Miss
June" said Mr.. Garrulous, land now
for nice long talk But first shall ]
not bring you an ice?' mo, thanks, y
returned Miss June, shut if you are 60
ing to talk very long you may bring me
an opiatc.
-Facctious Hicks.-Mrs Dix-Hicks
will get cold snack tonight in place
of hot dinner. Dix-Anything wrong
over there? Mrs. Dixie told Mrs
Hicks this was bargain day at the
post Office, when they sold thirteen
stamps for cent and a quarter.
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August
Flower

I have been troubled with dyspep-
STA, but after fair trial Of August
Flower, am freed from the vexatious
trouble-J. B. Young, Daughters
College, Harrodsburg, KY. I had
headache one year steady. One bottle
Of August Flower cured me. It was
positively worth one hundred dollars
to ME-. w. Smith, P. M. and Gen.
Merchant, Townsend, Ont. I have
used it myself for constipation and
dyspepsia and it cured me, It's the
best seller I ever handled-C. Rugh,
Druggist, Mechanicsburg, Pa. @
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After Spelling school.

Youths gathered about the door, chat
f1ng each other, holding their places
against much showing this way and
that. AS the crowd fled slowly out.
girls would see an 81 bow projected into.
that narrow lane BY some Darby who
hoped that this. his Joan, might -.
kind tonight
Can I see yon safe home e
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In the house and when we're out
To never be an "April fool:"
We also show our art
In making fools of others,
Who, Of course, are not so smart.
We scorn the tempting pocketbooks
That lay upon the walk
We keep an eye upon our back
For printings made of chalk:
We do not stoop for pennies
That are nailed upon the floor,
Nor do we burn our fingers
With the hot ones any more.
At pies OF soap and cotton
We are careful not to bite;
We don't go on an errand
Nor go running to sight;
The old plug hats put in our way
Don't suffer from our kicks,
And no eXpressages we pay
On bundles made of bricks.
We do not trust our dearest friends,
We don't believe our eyes,
We're watchful and suspicious
And for caution take prize;
We smile very knowing smile
AT any yarn we hear
The more a thing looks innocent
The worse it doth appear.
Yes, on the First Of April
Ills wonder how a man
Detects the slightest humbug,
When, on other days, he can
Be taken in so easily,
And be so great a fool
In spite Of long experience,
Both in and out of school,
H. c. Dodge, in Goodall's Sun
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Journalist, Blackb.,, a Negro.

The presentation for mem bership OF
the name of John Quincy Adams,
editor of the organ of the Minnesota
negro population, the Western Appeal,
and one of the most prominent colored
men in the northwest. threw the St
Paul Press club into Mysteries. strong
fight was made for his admission, but
of the 125 members ten cast black balls
and he was rejected.
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Moro Land for Settlers.

There is no longer doubt as to the
opening of the Sisseton reservation on
April Is. Soldiers, sailors and marines
may file declaration and have claim
reserved for six months at a cost of 81
fees, and the land may also be com.
muted at 81. so per acre. United States
Special Allotting Agent II. s. Morris
says that in his opinion all the land
will be taken within week after the
opening.
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look with one OF Spartan virtue. Rosa
mund never did things halfway. When
the lesson ended, the class trooped out
in excellent order, silent until they
reached the corridor
'.Well, it knocked her perfectly sill
~" said Molly, indignantly, to Rose.
''She was afraid it was all blind,
though, my dear primrose, added
Jenny.
well, it made me feel pretty silly
to think how we've acted" cried Rosa
mund.
We've all been April fools ourselves
before. ItAink, not to appreciate hav-
ing such a good teacher"
well, we've reformed. Now, we'll
have chance this afternoon in gram
mar, and Rose, dear, how can l take
her out in that atrocious bonnetn'
That class in German grammar was
model of decorum. They knew the
lesson to girl. They asked questions
that showed real interest. Molly sur
prised everyone, herself included. by
her correct rendering of German SEN
fences from the English Fraulein
tried as never before to make the hour
an interesting one. Molly fingered
! after the rest. She colored wildly as
she approached her teachers desk.
Its such lovely day, Fraulein
Mann"-she did not say .'Frowleen'
as she usua lily did-''wouldn,t you 60
for a drive at four? My horse is gem
tie, and you-you haven't driven with
! me at all"
The little German was quite as en-
barrassed as her would-be hostess, and
faint color crept up in her faded face
as she accepted this surprising invita-.
ton. She blew her nose vigorously as
Molly went out.
'.Ach. eef they'd be so gut always"
she thought, II could bear it better
away from mein liebling"
The drive was a great success. Molly
enjoyed it as much as her guest, for
Fraulein talked of her life in Germany
in such an interesting way that the
girl even forgot the "atrocious'' Grim.
son bonnet with its nodding pink
| feather.
"Could this be that bosses. Eadchen,
Fraulein Matthews?'' thought the
teacher.
| 1T doesn't seem as if this was that
stupid little Manu." unused Molly, al.
| most at the same moment.
But there was still another surprise
in store for the little woman, who,
with cheeks flushed by the soft spring
air, mounted the steps of Miss Doug
las school," after her airing,
'Fraulein Manu. said Rose, meet
ing her in the hall, 'rve got some
tickets for the Philharmonic this even
ing. Miss Douglas goes with us, you
know, but I've an extra ticket; they
are going to play the Seventh Sym.
phony, and would you care to go?"
"Ach Fraulein Torp. ich danke i'll
men; it would give me much play
shure.'
Care to go! Fraulein Mann wiped
her eyes as she went into her room.
Like all Germans, music was her de-
| light. yet how little she had heard
since her stay in America! Had she
not spelled out the programme of this
very concert with eager eyes? Only
the thought of little Hedwiz's needs
had kept her from buying ticket.
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Recommends Itself.

The Garrett Fence Machine, manufac-
tured by S. H Garrett, Mansfield, O., is in
successful operation in every State and
Terr tory in the United States. No farmer
should be without one OF these machines az
the fence built by it is one of the best and
cheapest fences that can be built Write
to the above address for wholesale price of
fencing material direct from the factory to
the farmer. Be sure to name this paper.
The truth Of the saying ITO be fore
warned is to be forearmed' often resolves
itself into a question of speed
Post. agEEs.-..z-z- 81
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800 Reward &10O.

The readers Of this paper will be pleased
to learn that there is at least one dreaded
disease that science has been able to cure
in all it's stages, and that is Catarrh. Halls
Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure
known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh
being constitutional disease, requires a
constitutional treatment Halls Catarrh
Cure is taken internally, acting directly
upon the blood and mucous surfaces Of the
system, thereby destroying the foundation
Of the disease, and giving the patient
strength by Building up the constitution
proprietors have so much faith in its cura-
tive powers, that they offer One Hundred
Dollars for any case that it fails to cure.
Send for list Of testimonials.
Address, f. J. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, O.
tB Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1892-03-24

The seed is planted
when you feel "rm down" and
FUSED up" Malarial, typhoid or
bilious fevers spring from tall
sorts of diseases. Don't take any
risk. DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical
Discovery invigorates the system
end repels disease. It starts the
torpid liver into healthful action,
purifes and enriches the blood, and
restores health and vigor. AS an
appetizing, restorative tonic, it sets
at work all the processes of diges-
ton and nutrition, and builds up
flesh and strength. For all diseases
that come from disordered liver
and impure blood, skin, scalp and
scrofulous affections, it's the only
remedy that's guaranteed. If it
doesn't benefit or cure III every
case, you haye your money back.
You pay only for the good you
get.
The worst cases yield to the
mild, soothing, cleansing and heal
ing properties of DR.. Sage's Catarrh
Remedy. That's why the proprie-
tors can, and do, promise to pay
$500 for a case of Catarrh in the
Head which they cannot cure.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1892-03-24

to Evergreen, Pensacola or the Gulf Coast.
The Old Reliable has no superior for speed,
comfort and safety. See your nearest Cou-
pom Agent, or write G. P. Atmore, Gen'l
Pass. Agent, Louisville, KY.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1892-03-24

ONE ENJOYS
Both the method and results when
Syrup Of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet prompt on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys-
tenn efectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers ard cures habitualy
constipation. Syrup Of Figs is the
only remedy Of its kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste and ac-
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
It's action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, its
many excellent qualities commend it
TO al and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup 81 Figs is for sale IN Soc
and 81 bottles BY all leading drug
gists Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro-
cure II promptly for any one who
wishes to try II Do not accept any
substitute.
en- FORKkA RIO .SKRUP 60.
san fRANCiSc0. cal.
sss lOUteHiLiE. ~. RE w YORK. n. J. sss9 81
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MR. c. D. PAYNE, publisher of the Union
Signal, Chicago, Ill, writes I never saw
anything that would cure headache like
your Bradycrotine. AL druggists. Soc
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1892-03-24

HLE's Honey of Horeheund and Tar re-
ieves whooping cough.
Pixies Toothache Drops Cure in one minute.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1892-03-24

If you have bone of contention with
anyone throw it to the dogs.-BostonT Trans
crint
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1892-03-24

MAN wants but little here below, and as
general thing he's getting it.-Binghamton
LEADER
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1892-03-24

A CONTEMPORARY headline, "Corn is
Safe should be qualified by the important
addition, except in liquid form.n
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1892-03-24
The Only One Ever Printed-Can You Find
the WOrdS

The Only One Ever Printed-Can You Find
the Word:
There Is a 8 inch display advertisement
in this paper, this week, which has no two
words alike except one word The same is
true of each new one appearing each week,
from The DR.. Harter Medicine Co. This
house llaces a Crescent on everything
them the name Of the word and they win
return you book, beautiful Autographs or
samples free.
IF 1t be true that the man who is his own
lawyer has fool for client. then there are
cases where it is not expedient to keep one 8
own counsel.-Boston Transcript
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The Rochester Fair.

At a meeting in Rochester of the d.
rectors Of the Southern Minnesota
Fair association it was decided to hold
midsummer trotting meeting July A.
$ and &. It was decided to offer guar
.anteed stakes Of $500 for 2-year, s-year,
and 4-year-old trotters, nominations to
close April Is. Also to offer $500 guar
anteed stakes for 1885 and 1928 trotters
and 2:24 class PAGERS, nominations to
close April IL,
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1892-03-24

IT is always proper to call upon the su-
perintendento of streets to ssmend his ways
Boston Commercial
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ON the Billow or the Rail.

On the Billow or the Rail,
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters are most de-
sirable companion for the traveller. They
are an excellent remedy for the nausea and
fatigue which many persons suffer who
travel by water or land Visitors to malar-
ious localities should have it with them as
safeguard. Incompatible for biliousness,
dyspepsia and bowel complaint, and as a
means Of checking la grippe and rheumatic
twinges.
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Accidentally Killed.

Roy Buswell, is years of age, son of
Charles Buswell living miles southeast
OF the town of Warren, was killed in
stantly by being struck on the back Of
the head with a piece of a circular sa "
which burst while being driven at
high rate of speed. Willard Wilbur
was struck at the same time by piece
OF the saw frame but not seriously
hurt. The saw burst in several pieces
and the escape of the rest of the crew
was miraculous.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1892-03-24

WHEN you borrow money YOU borrow
trouble, but at the same time you sometimes
increase the trouble Of the fellow who lends
it to you.-Somerville Journal.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1892-03-24

THE pleasant coating of Beecham's Pills
completely DISCUSSES the taste without i'm.
pairing their efficiency. 25 cents box.
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Avoid March Winds.

NATURAL HISTORY - Teacher - 'sHans,
name three beasts Of prey" Hans-"Two
lions and tiger. Texas Siftings.
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TE5TIMoNIALs;

E. B. WALTHALL s. CO., Druggists, Horse
Cave, KY, say; "Hall's Catarrh Cure cures
every one that takes it,
CONDUCTOR e. D. LOOMS, Detroit. Mich,
says: 'sThe effect of Halls Catarrh Cure is
wonderful" Write him about it.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1892-03-24
MINNESOTA STATE NEWS
Cansed q Sensation.


If q mine had been sprung under st.
Anthony hill no greater shock would
been occasioned to the residents there
than the announcement that
suit had been brought against
Or. Henry F. Hoyt, health COM
missioner of St Paul, for $4,000,
FOR the alienation of the affections of
Mrs Lizzie Mcclellan. The complaint
was fled by the husband. James NJ.
Mcclellan, and later in the day deposit
tlons in the case were taken before
Judge Hail. The doctor denies the
charge.
st. Barnabas Gets It.
decision was announced by the
supreme court affecting the ownership
Of $3.50. 600 worth of Minneapolis prop.
srty. Richard Martin, of Red Hook,
n. T., made a trust deed and will. He
owned considerable Minneapolis prop
erty valued now at $3.50, 900 This was
TO go to St. Barnabas hospital under
certain conditions; otherwise ST. Luke's,
OF New York. would get it. The heirs
took the side of ST. Luke's, but the
court gave it to St Barnabas'.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1892-03-24

WHEN the funny man IS at his wits enl
he wants period. Galveston News.
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1892-03-24

A gang of thieves operating in Wi,
mona have been jailed and valuable
goods stolen from railroad cabooses
recovered
Warren sheaf. [volume] (Warren, Marshall County, Minn.) 1880-current, 1892-03-24

20, Rosamund dear, we're so glad to
see You. This time well forgive you,
but you must not have your practicing
again just before study hour. .
The tall, blonde girl laughed blithe-s
", submitting INTERESTINGLY to the
petting she received from each Of the
group.
This is Miss Lawson, Miss Thorp,
out you might as well be Rose and
Nettie at once, because you've got lots
of friends in common. But you can't
talk them over now; time is flying, and
we want to settle on joke to play on
Fraulein on the first. y
"For an April fool?'' queried Rose.
"Yes. of course, for talents are un-
limited, our resources in inverse proper
ton thereto. Thy brilliant brain sup
plies meier an idea"
Nor mine" added Molly; s'but we
must bestlr ourselves, for, though what
we do cannot be anything much, we
must solace ourselves by getting great
fun from it, for she's the only teacher.
we'd dare try it with, and she's sure
not to tell.
"Where are your brilliant flashes of
genius, Rose?'' asked Jenny Noyes.
You haven't said word since you
came in.
aren't you well, dear?" said Molly,
anxiously.
"I'm all right, girl Only I'm getting
used to having my ideas turned topsy-
turvy.'
''As how, mum?"
"Girls, 1 feel serious" said Rose,
laughing.
wonders will never ceasev'
''I'm going to turn over new leaf.
In fact, ladies, it's turned!''
''Mercy! what's up? Miss Lawson'll
think she's struck a paragon
''Instead of the ringleader of all
that's rule breaking finished Rosa
mund, with smile.
"Come, now, Rosey, you shan't run
yourself DOWN. cried Molly, warmly.
You're better than any Of us"
'"Tastes differ, my Molly
''Not in this case" Agnes Walton
said, squeezing Roses left hand, Molly
having possession of the other.
well, girls, don't you want to hear
about my leaf? It's just turned over,
and I'm anxious to have it stay where
it's put, SO I'll 'fess and make you wit
nesses. It's about -Fraulein Mann.
Girls, shall never bother that woman
again."
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PICK QE | AhlS
The ANeIO.AMERlCAN BROKERAGE
Ann INVESTMENT COMPANY

HdndIe anu place go0d mining also lae b0dles
timber coal and agricultural lands Bonds other
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The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1892-06-09
STUDENT RCSTIN'y DEI TIL.
This Faculty May Consider the Question OF
HrenLinE Up Secret Societies Mt Yale.

Up secret SOclcueS nj 4 ale.
NEW HAVEN. June S-The body OF wilkins
Rustin the Yale sophomore. who died from in
jureS received at his initiation into the D. X.
T.. secret society was taken away this after
noon by his parents and brother for burial at
Omaha. brief funeral ceremony was held at
the boarding house OF the dead student about
noon mt which President Dwight OF the uni
versty read the Scriptural selection and Of
fcred prayer. The classmates Of young Rus
tin and man. of the students OF the university
viewed the body. some Of them showing much
N. Il. Beall. '"3. 1honas Cochran. ~: l. $.
George. ~. and \. W. Lindke. "a.
Ihe faculty as a body have not taken
f Tr%f rhi!ps. r 1o fnA k Re-! sG'
and Prot. W. T. Wright who constitute the
fncuty's committee on behavior. are making
an Investigation and will report at q special
BY President Dwight. Prof Richards. Chair.
man of the committee. says:
"Wc shall probably nd, Use that the two So
cietics. T. Il. F. and Psi T.. have, AZ. oprortu
and other irregularities they should longer be
allowed to exist"
The faculty mr.. much disturbed over Rus
tins death. and were vote to be taken now
the whole secret society SySter! in the univer-
sity might he abolished.
Coroner Mix is still rursEing his investiga-
ton. bat i unable To find the witnesses who.
1t was rumo:cd. saw Downs and others in the
party guild" Ru"tin against IL" hack, Downs
ha, been advised by tn" wife. OF President
dwight to 80 t. his home AT Fort Hamilton.
" y. but Il. still fingers here. an object Of
pity II" l. closely watched hy his friends.
who fear that his cri" over u" affair may m
balance his mind and lead him to do himself
The sun. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1833-1916, 1892-06-09
CALLED RAFAEL THE SNAKE
Aunt Ria Wa. Crazy Bedbug. Hiss
Lying Thought.


Charles S. Ieet whose father had been in tho
gun business at Vienna with b. b. liotchkiss.
under the firm name of Leet * Hotchkss. tes-
titled before Surrogate Ransom yesterday in
the contest over the will o: Maria f. Hotchkiss.
Mr.. Leet said he had known SIrs. Hotchkiss
during his two years residence at Vienna. be-
ginning in April. 1853. 1t was represented
that she was the wife Of b. b. Hotchksa. and
he then believed it. This was before II ,tch-
kiss started in business at Paris. She used to
refer to Rafael Wood. chief beneficiary un Ter
her will. as 1.-THE snake" She said h had
stock to the heirs of Il. b. Hotchkiss After
the death Of Hotchkiss in 1885 Leet saw her
frequently in this city In November. 1885. at
tho New York Hotel. she had stroke Of
paralysis. her face WAS drawn. and ono eye
was nearly closed.
He learned that on tho death of Hotchkiss
she had presented Il false certificate of mar
dover in the estate. On the strength Of this
certificate. he learned tn" heirs bad paid her
Il large sum. which she had 10 hisEoii:e when
they asccrtniucd that the certificate VAS false.
Georgjrn Lying. u years. daughter OF Mrs.
Mantle. said she, had travelled with Mrs.
Hotchkiss and had don" sowing fer her, One
corridor OF tho Everett House and Mrs. Hotel
kiss said it was piann. When told it was a
coffin she became nervous and frightened:
,ncI n i T hn Sm moH wbuS INC pt
Miss Lying admitted writing n letter to hcr
brother. kaia"l Mood in July. 1850. laying
used TO listen mt the door when Rafael called
on Mrs Hotchki.s. On Oct. -. 1870. she had
1T is terrible Aunt Ria doesn't embrace the
opportunity God has given her to repent"
The case WAS adjourned until Tomorrow