The Portland daily press. [volume] (Portland, Me.) 1862-1921, 1892-03-10
INFERIOR GOODS.

The only safe way for purchasers is TO lnSlSt
on having the genuine article, and not allow
themselves to be swindled by having plasters
said to be ''just as good, or containing superb
or Ingredients y imposed upon them. These
are only tricks to sell inferior goods that no
more compare with ALLCoCK's Porous PLAs-
TIERS than copper does with gold. One trial OF
ALLcoCK's Porous PLAsTERs will convince
the most skeptical of their merits.
The eminent Henry A. Mott, Jr., Phi. D., f. G.
S., late Government Chemist, certifies:
MY investigation of ALLCoCK's POROUS
PLASTER shows it to contain valuable and es-
sential ingredients not found in any other plas-
ter, and find it superior to and more efficient
than any other plaster"
Ask for ALLCoCK's, and let no solicitation
or explanation induce you to accept substi-
tute. sai%
Roberts Sunday-school teacher asked the
night and morning.
Robert, who is only eight years old, admitted
that he prayed only at night.
'And why?'' asked the teacher.
because want the Lord to watch over me
But don't you want the Lord to watch over
much for a boy who couldn't take care of
himself in the daytime. y Exchange
Every mother should keep Ayers Cherry Pee
toral in case of Group and sudden colds.
HarTy-Stll an M. D.?
Pillsbury-No Gone to the other extreme.
''What do you mean?"
'I'm operating a dyspepsia factory"
"The dckens!'
Eyes. Pm proprietor of railroad restau-
rant and my partner is specialist in stomach
disorders. We're getting rlcn.'
Bulletin.
MY catarrh was very bad. For thirty years
have been troubled with it-have tried num-
Der of remedies without relief A druggist adj
vised Ely's Cream Balm. have used only one
bottle and can say feel like new man. I
make this voluntary statement that others may
know of the Balm-J. w, Mathewson, Naw-
yer) Pawtucket, r. I.
She-You know, doctor, that my husband is
very much opposed to my going away. Do you
think (anxiously)-I will be ill enough to go to
Europe?
The doctor (doubtfu1y) THAT'S hard to tell =
She-YOu know, want to make certain of it.
Perhaps you had better call few more times
Brooklyn Life.
The most grizzly and faded beard can be col
ored beautifully by Buckingham's Dye.
Very Like Grown Folks.
Little Dot-I made dolls swing today and 1
asked Ethel May to lend me her doll to try it
with. an she wouldn't do it. She's just the
stingieSt thing ever saw.
Little Dick-Why didn't you use your own
doll?
Little Dot-T was 'fraid it might fall.-Street
& Smiths Good News.
With Ely's Cream Balm child can be treat
ed without pain and with perfect safety 1t
cures catarrh, hay fever and colds in the head.
1t is easily applied into the nostrils and gives
Immediate relief Price so cents.
Young Man-Will you marry me?
Landlady-Let me see. You have boarded
with me four years. You have paid promptly.
You have never grumbled at your food. No, I
cannot marry you.
Young Man-Perhaps if had acted like Duff
fer you would have married me?
Landlady-Yes perhaps | would. He needs
some discipline. You are too good boarder to
put Oh the free liSt.-Tit Bits.
Ayers Sarsaparilla will remove that tired
feeling, and give new life and energy.
Mr.. Richfellow (who has fallen desperately
in love with Miss Beauti)-What charming
girl Miss Beauti isl
Rival Believes, indeed, she's a perfect
angel; she's so self-sacrifcing. What do you
think she did last spring?
Mr.. Richfello-Really don't know; some
! thing lovely. no doubt.
Rival Beile-Just heavenly! She melted up
| all her old engagement rings and gave the
money to the poor.-Street & Smiths Good