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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-11-28
BRIGaT BITS,

WIFE ito her husband)-I say, my dear, how
badly the tailor has put this button on your
waistcoat! This is the fifth time have had To
sew 1t on again.-Bo1sern- = IA snder.
Toni always carry three fountain pens.
This one swear by.
Kitty-ADd the others
ToR-The others swear at.-Smith, Grdy d
Co. g AOSthty.
He tabout to treveD-Do you really want me
to come back soon?
She-Well perhaps you had better. You sec
have promised not TO forget you.-K0ts
bfeld'S WGshlngton.
SHOWING Him OFF. -GeoFge-I'sR afraid Ethel
doesn't loYe me any more.
JAck-WhRt raakes you think SO?
Georse-Last night she Introduced me to her
chaperoR .-ReW YORK; Weekly.
RoBsIss-You say you gave up your position
for one tnst requires night work? can't I'M
derstand it
Dobbins--You'd understand it il YOU had
twins at your hOuse,-Broo5{yR life
CLEEK-You can call him up on that tele.
phone il you wish to talk 70 him.
stranger-how far is it from here?
Clerk-Aboub tea miles .-..
Stranger Well Id rather walk.-P4os.
DIDH'r WAIT TO ArPEA RsMALL-Burley-I
just borrowed SIS from Hawkins
GagEers-What did you want all that money
forf
Burloy--I didn't. WANTED only 81 So but l
borrowed the rest so as to make an impress
sion.-ChtcG9O AeiCs Record.
SHE (engaged for evening party)-It is not
quite time for US TO start YET. is it. .lr. Spoona-
morey
He-Eo, Miss Daisy, but am always early.
The early bird, you 9now. catches Uhe-er-the
-aw-that comet, Miss Daisy, taey say can by
seen quite distinctly with good opera glass
Chicago Tribune.
Mas, ONTUNE--How do you account for this
hair on your coat?
Outume-Ir must have come from the bar
ber's bay brushing IL.
Mrs. Ontume-but ne wouldn't put on a
woman's long hair
Ontume-Yes, he would; didn't give him a
nickei--Netc YOrk Herdld.
81 WISH knew whether my Robert really
loves me or not
You can easily find out. All you have 10 do
is to make an appointment with some other
! young fellow; only take care that Robert is in
| formed of what you have done. Then, if he
really loves you he will certainly kill YOU and if
| he does't, you may rest assured that he is only
! flirting with you. ~ Itegeade Blaetter.
WITHERBY-That's nice little safe you have
| for your home, old man. suppose that is for
| your wife's use?
PlsnSington-Not much. She hasn't even the
! combination.
| WiUherby-You must keep something very
| valuable III it not even to let your wife know
the combination oft?
| Plankington-You bet I do. l keep all nv
collar buttons and shoe strings in that safe.
| Jude.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-11-28
Her Two Little Brothers.

he mad fallen an unsuspicious victim into the
hands OF the terrible child" the younger
brother, says the San Francisco CAL. Sud
denly appointed to the bookkeepership Of q
prominent soap firm, he had awaited himself OF
ths opportunity offered to make display suited
TO the occasion. She lived on Van Ness avenue.
and there was room for full view of his re-
nectlons, natural as well as hired in that street.
Accordingly, in a spick aud span new buggy,
with dashing pair of horses, ne drove up 20
her door to take her for drive in the park.
And the two little boys were prepared for him.
though he knew it not. UnsuspiciouSy he let
them hold the horse while he went indoors TO
salute MS inamorata He had the necessary
dime to spare. which he presumed was the OBJ
JectlVe point OF their unusual courtesy and &C
| commodativeness. When the young pair
emerged from the palAtial residence one young
brother stood at the horses heads, while the
other, who had made visit to the back of the
premises, now stood ready to swathe the young
couple when they had mounted. Such polite
ness was uncalled for and unexpected that he
turned the presentation dime into a quarter
With a superbly understanding smile he
waved the householder aside and with elbows
squared and the grand tenue Of q prince he
moved majestically forward on his way. But
he was little surprised. AS r her, she be-
came suddenly indignant. The LOOKS of envy
aud admiration which they furtively sought In
the faces of passers- by we're not forthcoming
on the contrary, every one smiled broadly
and some broke into rude and boisterous laugh
ter IL was inexplicable. He grew hot in the
collar and unhappy
They scanned each other coldly for the tell
tale smut or smudge which might explain the
situation. But both were Immaculate in per-
sonaI appearance. And so they might have
gone on for an hour in blissful ignorance of the
unknown joke. But the AR was too exhiIarat-
ing. A stranRled yell of triumph behind them
caused her TO look round. Then she grabbed
at the relns and the horses came TO an abrupt
halt, while Two abandoned little buccaneer
brothers rushed forward and unlocked their
little wagon from the hind axle, and covered
with mud and happiness beat hasty retreat.
WomanliKe she visited all the available
wrath upon his unucky shoulders II would
have been glorious ride, but it was not She
made him pay the expenses of her lost dignity
all the way home He thinks the young Ameri-
can brother an irritating and unnecessary wart
on the face of nature. And ne proposes to get
up society for the prevention of younger
brothers.
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Outlines Of g Kansas story.

They were carrying coffin into the church Of
country place. says the Kansas City Journal.
who's deadV" asked.
Romeo" said young fellow at my elbow
What did he die of?''
Shot himself. He loved another mans wife
in q careless fashion. Her husband found them
together. Romeo saw him draw pistol; drew
his own the quicker, and explained that he
would kill himsef-didn't want any other exc
cutioner. The husband tried to help him over
the river Jordan; but six of his bullets missed
the mark. Romeo had saved his FIRE and aim
not shot gone. Looked misty like for the
outraged husband. He fancied he felt
the advance OF death; but Romeo said: 4 won'i
harm you; you have done as I should had
been you And then Romeo shot himself dead
There wasn't near as much talk IS one heart
at a stage KILN. The woman screamed anG
tainted, of course, as women do
Poor Juliet! What became of herr"
''She's feelin' all right 'nough now. She's
sure living man is better than a dead one
She is up at the jail this minute making uu
with her husband"
And this is a true story
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They Dise gree.

! The republican doctors disagree as TO the
! cause OF the defeat OF their party and as to
! the policy their party should pursue in the
/ future. Gov. Mckinley, Mr. Depew, Mr..
/ Reid and other prominent republicans have
! said recently that the tariff doctrine of their
/ party is all right, aud that that doctrine
! will be the leading plank in their platform
| in 1896. They don't think the Mckinley
tariff had anything to do with tho defsst
their party sustained. Mr.. Reid SAYS he
thinks the defeat Of his party was due to
the modern tendency toward socialism.
But there are good many bright rspub-
licsns who do not agree with the foregoing
views. The leading republican paper in the
west is the St. Louis Globe Democrat. In
a recent article it said: "The Republican
party was beaten because it had taken a
wrong position on some Of the leading ques-
tons OF national concern. 1t was wrong on
the federal election matter; It was emphatic
ally and fatally wrong on the tariff This
thing called McKinle yism-this advancing
OF duties on articles which have been on the
dutiable list for from third Of a century 30
a century-has been condemned finally and
eternally by the people. This verdict
has been rendered twice. aud after an
interval Of two years between the judg-
ments. The first verdict may have been
hastily given, aud without sufficient exam
inatiol OF the evidence, but the second
was recorded after reasonable elaboration,
and 1t was more pronounced aud emphatic
than the first. II the Republican party is
to win any victories in the future 1t must
drop McKinleyism Immediately and per-
manently, and send all the men who cling
to it to the rear"
If the Republican party drops Mckinley
ism and the force bill it might as well drop
out of the political arena. What will it
have to fight fora 1t cannot exist on its
record, because, unfortunately for it, its
record is not one to be proud Of Reckless
in the expenditure Of public money, active
in promoting trusts and monopolies, and
Extensively partisan, it presents nothing that
is attractive. 1t is doubtful il the people
will ever again trust ii.
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Dsvennort,s Accounts.

John l. Davenport is going to have trouble
to get the money he claims for his partisan
wo-k in the recent election, and as soon as
The democrats get control OF the govern
meut they are going TO dispense with his
services as United States supervisor Of cleo
tons for the Southern district Of New York.
just how many hundreds Of thousands Of
dollars Davenport has drawn out OF the
federal treasury under the prstenss of pre-
venting violations Of the election laws, but,
In fact, for aid rendered the Republican
party, only the treasury officials know.
Congressman Fitch, of New York, doesn't
intend that he shall draw a very big sum
for bis work in the presidential election.
Secretary Foster seems disposed to help
Davenport get his swag. In reply to Con-
gresham Fitcli's letter, asking him to de-
lay paying Davsnport's bill until the con-
gressional committee, that is now examining
Dsvenports methods and management OF
his Office, could examine his accounts, the
secretary said he had no authority to do So
and that he should pay the bill as soon as
It was presented. Davenport has been IN
usually prompt in presenting his bill, be-
SS-Aoo 10 hOuitl IOl NC paw ~ '@'A
should he wait until after Mr.. Cleveland is
inaugurated
In an interview. Friday, Congressman
Fitch said that Secretary Foster ought to
be better acquainted with the affairs Of his
own department. No longer ago than
January. 1890. the first auditor of the
treasury refused to pay one OF Davenports
bills. The amount was over s., 900, and had
been allowed by a United States judge.
Atter three months delay little more
than one-hali of it was paid, and Daven,
port was told to go to the courts for the bal
auce. With such a precedent Congressman
Fitch says he does MT see on what ground
the secretary bases bis assertion that he
cannot delay paying Davenport's bill.
No doubt the secretary il anxious that
Davenport shall have the money he claims.
Davenport rendered the services that were
expected Of him and the republican leaders
are ready to help him get his price for them
out Of the treasury. But before he gets his
claim paid the people will be pretty well in
formed as to the character of the services he
rendered. Some of the ways in which the
government has been made to contribute to
republican campaign work will be made
known 10 them
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-11-28
Own MUs1N and his manager, who have iu.,

OVID MUsIN and his manager, who have Just
returned from tour In Australia, are telling a
very flshy story about their narrow escape from
band of cannibals. They say that the vessel
on which they were stopped at a small coaIing
station on one of Fiji islands, and that tired OF
confinement on shipboard, they obtained per
mission to make a little trip inland Armed
with kodaks they started and had gotten
about two miles from the shore when they came
across group of naked sAvages. The savages
were gathered around a big fire ON
which was large pot. and close by on the sand
was stretched the body OF a white man with a
heavy beard, on whom the natives were evi-
IDENTIFY about TO dine. the daring adventurers
photographed the cAnnibalistic dinner party
and then took 10 their heels, pursued by the
savages, VINO only gave up the chase when they
came in sight of the ship. There is nothing
said about the vessels rescuing the corpse Of
cannibRla for his murder
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NDEy TO NEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

MEsrINSs-The Peoples Land and Improve
rnent Company; DeKalb Lodge No. Q, I. o. o. F.
SPECIAL Notwithstanding of Pews Of St.
Johns Church.
AMusENENrs-A Royal Pass at Theater Dec. /.
EXPERT BICYCLE REPAIRER-Lindsay & Nor
gan.
STEAMSHIP SoHEDULEs-Baltimo Steamship
Company; General Transatlantic Company;
Ocean Steamship Company.
RAILROAD ScHEpULE-South Bound Railroad.
AUCTION SALEs-Furniture, by c. H. Dorsett;
Balance of Stock of Samuel Selig. by j. H. OPP
penheim & Son; Dry Goods, Groceries. Etc, by
J. n. Oppenheim & Son.
GREAT OvERcoAT SALE-Appel & SchAul.
THIS TAKEs-B. H. Levy Bro.
TIE TINE FOR RAIsINs ETc.-Estate S. w.
Branch.
CHILDREN's REFERS AND LEGGINs-Falk
Clothing Company.
CHEAP COLUMN ADVERTISEMENTS - Help
Wanted; Employment Wante B; For Rent; For
Sale; Lost; Personal: Miscellaneous.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-11-28

WILLIAM MORRIS, the poet, always Affects
rough apparel, bis general get-up being decid.
eddy nautical; and it is said that nothing peasos
MIN quite 80 much as TO be mistaken for a
since, while saunteting through one Of the
crooked riverside streets in the old part OF Lon
don, he was overloaded by q seafaring man
Know your Weren't you at one time mate OF
the brig Sea Swallow" To be mistaken for A
sailor was delightful. but TO be taken for the
mate OF chip bearing so poetic a name was
simply glorious 'YesA am he" said Morris
and he locked arms with the stranger, piloted
Of food and drink, --'
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-11-28

The last six months have been season of
'scares." There was the Blaine scare up to
che adjournment of the Minneapolis con-
vention, succeeded by the free trade scare,
and the wild cat" scare, and the cholera
scare, and now it is the comet scare. None
OF these things has yet worked injury to the
country, nor is any likely to; for which the
people may congratulate themselves and go
about their everyday business just as
though scares were unknown
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A Possibility.
From, the Chioaoo Me,os Record ina

From the Chicago Netos Record (Tld.L
Senator Kyle of South Dakota, a former re-
publican elected to the Senate as an indie.
pendent, has indicated in an interview that he
will vote with tie democrats on tariff reform
Legislation. The action OF a single senator
elected in opposition to the Republican party
would not be particularly signincant, but the
indications are that others feel the same way,
In fact, Senator Kyle's position very likely typ-
fies western independent sentiment, 1t is quite
possible that the effect of this will be the pas
sage by the Senate at the coming session OF At
least part Of the tariff bills already sent TO it by
the House.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-11-28
Might Also Ialk rhroueh BOZ Bonnet

FTora The baltimore Herald und.L
Senator PETER thinks that the presence OF
Mrs. Lease in the Senate would add greater
decorum to that body. This is the first intima-
ton that it lacked in this particular The short
coming exists in the fact that the senators
sometimes put their feet on the tables. This
we may feel sure, Mrs. Lease will never do,
although SOC may occasionally follow the femi-
nine practice Of sitting on her foot.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-11-28

1t Is possible that our man Willy Wally
Phelps, who represents this country as min
lister to Berlin, has made Sackville West
of himself. In eulogizing Bismarck at the
Kaiserhof dinner he offered an affront to
the emperor which may lead that hard
headed Young maG to entertain unkind
feelings toward both Phelps and his country.
1t was a gratuitous dip into German poll
tics which a careful diplomatist would have
avoided. If Phelps term were not so near
ended it might lead to his recall
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-11-28
a Cynic on Political Parties.
From the Mem York Herald (Tndl

No party remains virtuous more than twenty
years That also is IN the nature of things
Supremacy is demo7aizing. The democrats
now take the government by order Of the popu-
lar vote. and they will keep it 80 long as they
become derelict some other party, no matter by
what name it may be called, VIII issue an order
of eviction.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-11-28
work for the Democrats.

From the Baltimore NetrS tDent.l.
The republican leaders claim that the protect
i've system was devised to relieve our laborers
from the competition of the pauper laborsrs OF
Europe. II has not succeeded. Let the demo-
Gratis of the Fifty-third congress enact rigid
restrictive laws TO accomplish what the Nc
Kinley bill has failed to effect
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-11-28

Jerry Simpson is in favor of knocking the
Mckinley tariff into cooked hat Just as
soon as cooked hat large enough to hold
so much wickedness can be procured. An
extra session Of congress, he thinks should
be held,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-11-28

Fridays trading on the New York Cotton
Exchange smashed the record Of a davis
dealings. Nearly 100000 bales we're sold
and the value of the business was some
$27,00o,Oo0. Aud all the while the prices
were moving up.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-11-28
QUIZ NEW YORK OFFICE.

Mn. J. J. FLrrT, General Advertising Agent
of the MoRNEG NKws Office q Park Row,
New York. AL advertising business outside ell
the states Of Georgia, Florida and South caro-
Ina will be managed by him.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-11-28

Congressman Simpson says the talk of
Mrs. Lease for senator is all nonsense, and
is the work Of republican newspapers.
They want TO induce her to do something
silly and to make our people ridiculous.
do not think they will succeed
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-11-28
So the Tsr!ft is q Tax, Eh2

from Hle FutIddei0htd PFesS (Rep.l.
Speaker Crisp wants to have the tax put bnclo
on sugar. IL this ID done aud sugar doubled in
price TO every voter, 1t will be some time before
another democratic speaker has any chance to
make any tariff suggestions.
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CURRENT COMMRNT.
After the Landslide.

From the Washington Posi- tInd).
The Georgia farmers alliance has decided to
retire iron politics. Since the ground decided
TO retire from beneath the Georgia farmers al
lance there was no other course left for the or
EaniZatiOn
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-11-28

IL is sometimes gratifying to see a high
flyer come down to earth," but nobody
desires that the comet take such a tumble.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-11-28

a wild-eyed young crank with O hand
bag, suggestive OF dynamite bombs. as in
the case of the attempt on Russell Sage's
life, astopished the clerk OF the United
States court at Hartford a day or two ago
by asking that he be licensed to go out and
kill man he named or fine him $500, 900.
The man was secured by the police, who
found in his handbag loaded revolver and
box OF cartridges, showing that the man
lac " as prepared for murder.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-11-28

Jerry Simpson was very discreet In plac-
ing his election bets. He wagered $3.50 on
Llewellyn for governor and 800 on him
saIf
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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-11-28

The "toId-you-so" comet prophets will
now come forward and name the date on
which they predicted the big western bliz-
yard
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-11-28

One OF the saddest features of London's
great problem of unemployed workingmeu
Is the fact that 10000 or more school chill
dren are forced to go breakfastless to school
every morning. The school law makes
their attendance compulsory. 1t takes no
notice OF their little stomachs; its purpose
Is only to see that their heads are filed. 1t
Is argued by some Of the labor agitators,
and with apparent good reason, that unless
some work can be found for the great army
OF idle workingmen tho compulsory school
laws had as we'll be repealed, because it is
impossible for hunger for food and hun
ger Tor knowledge TO exist in the sane
child's body,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-11-28

The identity of the person who gave the
$50O.OOO to the building fund OF the Epis-
copal cathedral in New York Is still pro-
found mystery. The knowing ones name
Austin Corbin, Pierpont Morgan and
Russell Sage as the men most likely to have
made such a splendid gift, but they cannot
decide which one it was.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-11-28

Gov. Russell. of Massachusetts,, refuses
to believe that republican stupidity is re-
sponsibie for his election. He prefers to
think that his return to the gubernatorial
chair is due to his straightout democracy and
personal popularity. and that the repub>
hcans voted as they did as the result of a
deliberate purpose. Counting municipal
elections, there have been seven elections -
be Gays, under this (Australienl ballot
act" with the candidates arranged just as
they were on Nov. s. 1t would be remark
able if, having voted correctly seven times,
the republicans should make 80 many mis-
takes on the eighth trial