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Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-10-13
Stealing an indebtedness.

Snodgrass-'I have good joke on some
burglars. y
Snively-"What is it,"
snodgrass-''They broke into my house
last night and stole silver service that
wasn't paid for
Snively Where is the joksl"
Snodgrass-'Why, they'll have to pay
for it, of course"
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-10-13

Coughing Leads to Consumption.
Kemp's Balsam will stop the cough ar
once. Go to your druggist to-day and get
a sample bottle free. Large bottles so cts
and Al 90
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-10-13

Mrs. Nancy Wirts, 1901 Caroline St, Bal
timore, Nd, thus gives her experience ;
We have used DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup
and have never found its equal for our
children
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-10-13

The man who Is running for Office has no
such word in hin dictionary as rest
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-10-13
Have You Asthma?

1t is only now and then that the Lord
ever succeeds in making much of a Chris
tian out of a stingy man.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-10-13

For indigestion, constipation, sick head
ache, weak stomach, disordered liver-take
Beecham's Pills For sale by all druggists.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-10-13

As long as prize fighting pays better than
preaching the devil will appear to be hav-
ing his own way in some sections.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-10-13
Harvest Excursions.

There isn't one man in a dozen who will
take the word of preacher in horse
trnAp
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-10-13
Must Have Felt Xix, a Cold Corpse.

Must Have Felt Like a Cold Corpse.
A few years ago ayouug man living
not over thousand miles from Hart
ford, fell head over heels in love with
young lady whom he had been in
troduced to at the home of a friend.
He wrote her several notes and re-
ceived no answer. and finally becom-
ing desperate wrote that she would
find his cold corpse on her front porch
if she did not send him 'one little
line" She wrote. and the answer
she received was this:
Dear Miss: ate the stamp
that was on your envelope, because it
had touched your lips. "
Her answer:
Dear Sir: The stamp you ate was
put on the envelope by my negro
coachman.'
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-10-13

HALLS CATARRH CURE is liquid and
Is taken internally, and acts directly upon the
blood and mucous surfaces of the system Send
for testimonials, free Sold by Druggists, 75c.
f. CHENEY g. CO., Props, Toledo, o.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-10-13

II In applying to any OF the above adj,
vertisers, do not forget to say that you saw
the advertisement in this paper
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-10-13

Mrs. yinsIsw's Soothlngsyrnp, FOR Chi;
iren tecthing, softens the gums, reduces iniamua
,Ion alays pain. cures wind collie. &c. q bottle.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-10-13

Have the pipe in the pump in your els
tern run to within six inches of the bot
m
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-10-13

As general thing the more money we
put in the bank the harder it is to lay up
treasure in heaven.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-10-13

i.nnson's Magic Germ save"
ava ttu 10 cure, or money refunded. A.
e SruRgst for A. Pfice rs centh
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-10-13

People are going to hell who might be
saved il they had not made an idol of their
own opinions
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-10-13

There is a machine which automaticall
turns out complete screws of any size.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-10-13
Little Less Than Miracle. :

Here's a dainty morsel for the gentle
stimulation of the Grover Cleveland
Party Pilots: ''Of course, Mr.. Cleve-
land might be elected President, for
although the age of miracles seems to
have passed, anything is possible with
God. But according to the standards
by which reasonable men usually try
such questions, it will require little
less than miracle to elect him" 1t is
hardly necessary to remind that these
words appeared from the fearless ante
convention Watterson, now so radi-
antly aStr Idle his free trade hobby.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-10-13

FACE AND FIGURE
show it, if you're a healthy
woman. They'll have a
beauty OF their own, no
matter what your features.
Perfect health, with its clear
skin, rosy cheeks, ana bright
eyes, is enough to make any
woman attractive.
To get perfect health, use
faithfully DR.. Pierce's Fa-
vorite Prescription. That
regulates and promotes all
the proper functions of wo-
manhood, improves diges-
ton, enriches the blood, dis
pels aches and pains, brings
refreshing sleep, and restores
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-10-13

Many man has won a boys heart by
helping him to make kite.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-10-13
WHITE ANIMALS.
arc tho Senses of Tas,s and Smell Ab,en.
-. I'm Than

arc tho sensas of Ta,.s and Smell Absent
in Them.
A. II. Wallace. in an article on the
curious physiological facts bearing
upon the presence or absence OF white
colors in ANNALS adduces some
strange ideas from DIR. Ogie and
others. II appears That colored or
dark pigment in the olfactory regions
Is essential to perfect smell In cases
where animals are pure white they
are usually totally devoid OF both
smell and taste; and some. the white
cat for an instance. are almost invari-
ally deaf The necessity Of the
colored pigment at the nostrils ex-
plains a curious case of poisoning that
was an en- gina over to the learned
Darwin. In one OF the mountain
counties OF Virginia waiio pigs we're
killed by eating II nut or root which
according 10 Darwin, had no bad
eject whatever on po:kcrs OF DARK
color. Reasoning from the pigment
standpoint the great evolntioaist
concluded that elements which were n
deadly poison to animals OF white
color were iunocuous 10 those Of
darker hue.
But DR.. Ogle observes that
there is no proof that the
black pigs eat the poisonous
roots, nuts and vegetables to which
those Of white color fall a prey He
thinks that Darwin's theory OF 'con4
stitutional differences in animals Of
opposite color" is not the proper OK
planation but that the black pigs re,
ject the poisOns because they are dis;
tasteful. while the white ones being
deficient. or wholly without the fac,
ulties Of smell Or taste greedily de,
your anything in the vegetable lima
and are killed accordingly, Analogous
instances have been cited among
other animals. In the Tarentino
white sheep perish from eating Hy-
pericun criscum. which has never
been known to have the least effect
on the black sheep; not from any
constitutional differences which &C,
company that color but because the
black sheep will nibble all around IL.
it. curious fact exhibiting rare
powers OF discrimination at any rate
African travellers tell Jus that the
white rhinoceros frequently dies from
eating poisonous plants which have
no effect on the black one. probably
because the fine scent of the latter
tells him it Is dangerous.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-10-13

The fish that ss1s away always looks the
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-10-13

Nothing in the world grows any faster
than trouble that is nursed.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-10-13

malign influence of the doctrinairc cor
lege professor of political economy has
been SO largely ncutraliHed President
Clarkson of the league said in his lit
tie speech accepting his reelection:
want to congratulate the league
upon its gain of the College leagac,
which will be most important and
valuable auxiliary These $1,000 col
lege graduates who come out into the
world each year become the intellect
ual leaders of the people. We Repub.
Leans have not been gaining our share
of the Republicans of the country,
because of the fact that European
text books are used in our colleges, and
free trade ideas are there inculcated.
The presence Of these cOllegians in our
ranks will show the colleges that they
must cease advocating un-American
ideas or lose their patrons.
Young America should be unanimous
for the American party-for the party
of protection to American industries,
American labor and American homcsj
the party devoted TO the building up
of the American merchant marine and
the extension of our national influence
Throughout the Western Hemisphere.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-10-13

w. n. U. D. NJ. 1857 No. AZ.
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-10-13

The most thoroughly sue
ccsSful remedy science has
ever produced for the
cure OF all forms OF Fe.
male Complaints is Lydia
L. PlHkham'5 Tcgfta6h
COmb0HHL 1t has stood
Audubon County Republican. [volume] (Audubon, Audubon Co., Iowa) 1885-1894, 1892-10-13
Know
all
Women

the test Of many years, and to-day is more
widely and successfully used than any other
remedy. 1t will entirely cure Ovarian
troubles, Inflammation and liberation, Fall
ing and Displacements, also Spinal Weak.
nese and Is narticmlarlN adanted 10 the
The Republican journal., 1892-12-08
The Wife of Mr.. Blaine.

Mrs. Blaine has been most devoted
mother to her children, receiving from
them the most eNtravagant devotion in
return for her years of unseltish care,
writes Frank Woodbury. in pleasant
sketch of the wife of the famous states
man in the December Ladies' Home Jour
nal. She is d most brilliant and charming
hostess and delightful onveysationalist,
with fine command of words and graphic
power of description.
In appearance Mrs. Blaine is pleasing
She is rather tall. and in figure is inclined
to stoutness. Her hair is changing rapidly
from gray to white, and is always well and
tastetully arranged. Her eyes are a blue
gray: her taste in dress is quiet but elegant
Inconsistencies, unworldliness, unset
tishness and truthfulness, apower to make
those who know her enthusiastically de
voted to her. an industry almost limitless
i'll its accomplishments cheerfulness which
never fails in the darkest of crises, and
frap kness-th e are the characteristics of
the woman who, though SO little known
i'll her own personality. has reflected in
her husband ) brilliant successes the
strength and nobility of her life.
The Republican journal., 1892-12-08
Shipping Experts Organize.

PROMINENT BUILDERS FORM THE SOCIETY
OF NAVAL ARCHITECTS.
The most prominent and influential men
in the shipbuilding and shipping interests
in the United States have completed the
preliminary organization of a professional
society of high standing to be called ''The
Engineers, - whose objects shall be to pro-
mote the art of shipbuilding in all its
branches, commercial and naval. The
committee of organization, consisting OF
VIM. II. Webb, OF New ork, Lewis Nixon,
general manager of the Cramps Ship
building Company, of Philadelphia, Col.
4. A. Stevens, of Hoboken, Francis Il.
Bowles, naval constructor of the United
States navy and Clement A. Gliscom,
president of the International Navigation
Company, expect to incorporate the So
ciety i'll New York, and are now sending
out Invitations to membership hoping TIC
have the first meeting at the time of the
naval review next spring. The list OF
those whp have accepted positions in the
preliminary organization includes well
known names from all sections of the
country. The president is Clement a.
Griscom, and the vice presidents, Theo-
dore ID. Wilson, chief constructor of the
navy. Charles II. Cramp, George W. Mel
vile. George W. Quintard, of New York
Irving NJ. Scott, San Francisco; Gen.
Francis A. Walker, Boston, and W. II.
Webb, New York. The members of the
council include B. T. Ganse, Wilmington,
Del. Gen. +. W. Wheeler, West Bay City,
Michigan; W. II. Jaques, Bethlehem iron
works; Gen. I. W. Hyde, Bath, Maine: j.
W. Miller, New ork; c. H. circuit, New
port News, Va; Nathaniel j. Heresshotf
j. F. Parkhurst, Cleveland, Ohio; Naval
Constructors Hichborn and Bowles of the
navy; Chas. II. Loring; Captains Sampson
and Chadwick of the navy; Harrington
Putnam, of New York. W. J.. Cappa is
secretary and treasurer
The Republican journal., 1892-12-08

Bill McGavern was genius, in quiet
sort of way;
Some fine morning he'd be famous $50 his
mother used to say.
He could fix clock, and fiddle, and lot of
other things,
And he made himself a "gitar,'' and could
twang upon the strings
He could pick out annie Laurie and the
the chords of belle Mahone,''
And would sit and sing at evening in a
soothing undertone,
With his dreamy gaze directed to pale SEN
eScent star,
While he MIXED the mournful music from
his primitive guitar.
Well, the years went by and somehow Bill
renamed about the same,
Though his mother died believing he was on
the road to fame.
Bill was full of dreams and notions, but
achievements seemed to lag;
Bill fond of Alice Holman, but he
married 'Mantha Bragg.
Still lie picks out "Annie Laurie, and the
chords Of Belle Malone"
And lie sings them to the babies in Sooth-
ing undertone:
And perhaps, sometimes, at evening, as he
twangs his old guitar.
Williams vision is directed to a pale sen
escent star.
albert Biglow Paine, iii Harper's Weekly.
The Republican journal., 1892-12-08

The funeral services, conducted after the
simple, Quaker style which he SO loved,
We're held Sin the garden at the rear of
the house under the soft, blue sky and in
the shade of the pear and apple trees
which he had planted and tended"
With the poet, we feel like saying:
"Sleep on in peace, dear poet friend,
Thy task is done, well-earned thy rest,
The summit reached, thy goal is gained,
Thou has thy wish, thy last is best:
Wide op'ed gates! Thou entered in
Bearing of sheaves rounded store.
Beyond all pain and earthly din,
Rest thee, sweet singer, evermore."
MAY ELLA FOLSOM.
The Republican journal., 1892-12-08
When My Ship Comes In.

Away III the sea, oh,I wonder Where,
SomeW here, somewhere in the waters blue,
Where the winds are soft and the skies are
fair.
IN mystic country no man ever knew,
M snip rides safe III Il dreamy calm:
Perhaps by an isle where the lotus grows,
erhar> hy an isle of the spreading PLAN,
erhaus-who knows? Al, Yes, who
knows.
mt her cargo is safe where er She he
And her crew will tire of tie lazy life,
And her PROV will cut course through the
sea.
Some day, know, like a cleaning knife.
But, oil. as patiently sit ana wait,
II seems 50 long to me, SO long
She fingers outside the harhor gate,
And her sailors list to tie mermaids song.
But ships come in, and II vet See her
In time that is long or time that is short :;
Although torsooth, she seems to prefer
The sunny isles to the grimy port.
The Republican journal., 1892-12-08
Literary News and Notes.

The December number (Inontlly part
OF Golden Days is of more than usual va
Tiety and interest. Tie serials continue a
strong feature of tins excellent boys and
girls magazine. James Elverson, pub
Usher, Philadelphia.
Before sailing for Europe Ma or- General
.. .. Howard saw his new book through
the press. The title is General Taylor.
and this interesting biography is the sec
ond volume in the Great Commander Sc
lies published by ID. Appleton Il Co.
Lee 4 shepard. Boston, issue as No. 2.
III their Good Company Series, ''The Mis-
sing Man. by Mary r. p. Hatch, author
ot THE Bank Tragedy" The author
says. in a predatory note: ''There needs
but little explanation OF the following
pages, except that the strange incidents
are the true ones, and the details most
open to con lecture have basis in scien-
Titic fact, rs SET forth in the records of the
Societies for l'sycltical Research" This
ought to whet the readers appetite for a
very interesting story.
The December Wide Awake is Il true
Christmas number. 1t has the full Christ
tIontispiece that opens it to the fantastic
flower piece that ends it. On the opening
reading page smoking plum pudding.
lolly-decorated, sends its grateful steam
i'll mass OF tint over the whole page, and
serves as the initial to Margaret Sidney $
quaint ode. ''Io the One Whoever He
Be, = who discovered the toothsome plum
pudding. Then follow good things toe
numerous to mention. the whole making
an exceptionally brilliant number of this
delightful magazine
10 fully understand the past origin OF
the varied Modes of our coming season,
and their development into their present
adaptations no surer guides could be OBJ
tanned than the Mcdowell Fashion Jour
nails ''Paris Album of Fashion, and LA
Mode de Paris are great favorites and
sell each for 30 cents copy, OF $3.50 q
year. LA Couturere' has wide sue
cess, beng 30 cents copy, OF 50. 90 4
year. LA Mode is the best Home Fash
ION Journal costing only ID cents a copy,
or $50 pei annum. They are supplied
by newsdealers, or by applying directly tc
the house, at No. West 14th Street. New
York City.
In the December number of The Allan
lie Monthly Mr.. Crawford brings his seria
story. don OrSino.' to an unexpected
and striking close; and in the final pas
sages OF his novel tells us that in his her,
we see sketch of the young man of the
transition period in Italian life. He init
mates that this is the end of his series OF
histories OF the Saracinesca family. The
chief attraction of this number is a col
lection of letters that James Russell Lowell
addressed to W. j. Stillman, which are
very delightful reading, full of the gen
ial, sunny disposition. and the quick
touches Of humor and feeling which were
so Characteristic of the man.
The Republican journal., 1892-12-08

In the old 'count-out'' days in Maine pol
ltics the late Nathan Cleaves very decisive
ly refused to accept the position of Judge of
Probate to which he was entitled under the
tabulation of the tabulators. He could new
er serve where it became evident that the
people intended to confer the honor upon an
other. The chivaric Coy. Russell should
promptly initiate the example of Judge
Cleaves in this instance of manliness, which
Will always be remembered to his infinite
credit. Bath Times.
The Republican journal., 1892-12-08


The annual report Of Green Is. l;aum,
commissioner of pensions, shows there
were on the pension rolls June 30th. 1892.
$40, 06S pensions, an increase during the
year of 100, COS.
There were added to the rolls during
the year %, 931 new pensioners and 2. III
pensioners previously dropped were re
stored to the pension list. During the
year 23,306 persons We're dropped from
the rolls. The total amount expended for
pensions during the fiscal year was S139,
O3J, 612.
For the present fiscal year >144, $50, 000
is appropriated, and taking the cost of
pension allowances during the first foul
months of this fiscal year as basis OF cal
culation the commissioner estimates a de
ticiency in the appropriation of so, sos,
GIL
An estimate of 500, 600, 600 is submitted
for the next fiscal year.
The Republican journal., 1892-12-08
JOHN G. WHITTIER

JOHN G. WHITTIER.
In the hush of the early morning
The last farewells We're said,
And earth lost one of its purest,
When the gifted singer lay dead.
1t is we'll with the quiet sleeper,
For him the night shadows are DER,
In the soft September dawning;
He passed to the other shore.
And the welcome home of angels
Burst forth in glorious song
AS New England's dearest poet
Was met by the heavenly throng.
Though the SHOWS of many winters
Had touched with silver his hair,
His heart was Young in its sweetness,
For the Saviours image was there.
The faith of happy childhood
Grew strong with advancing years,
And Lies sunset found him waiting
In pathway undarkened by fears
When tie good that all have garnered
Is known at that last great day,
What hountiful harvest hell gather
From seed he has sown hy the way.
And the words Of a grand hcneaiction
Comes from over the Jasper sea:
"Inasmuch as We did it to the least q mes
Ne have done it, my SON, unto me.
And the fame or the worldly laurels
He won in Lies short race,
Are naught to the infinite spend"r
That forever will shine on his face.
He has gone, the kind Quaker poet,
Beside dear ones now laid at rest;
And grand life work WAS completed
By heart in accord with the best.
On the sunset side of his horizon
Lies Sky with beauty still gl"ws;
A life tuneful with praise for his Master
Is hushed in the last deep repose.
CARRIE BIRD.
The Republican journal., 1892-12-08
The Pauper.

She was only poor old panper
Who had died the night before,
There Were no monrners about her bier
No Grape upon the door.
They put her i'll a wooden box,
The poor old withered thing,
The parson read the services,
There was no one there to sing.
They buried her in the pauper lot,
They heared the earth up high,
oh God, What a terrible thing it is
Fora poor old pauper to die.
p, T. N
The Republican journal., 1892-12-08
COULD NOT KEEP

Shop without them. | consider your Sui
phur Bitters a remarkable blood purifier [
know of several people, whose cases were
considered hopeless, that have been entirely
cured by your medicine. The sale of Sui
phur Bitters is so large here that could not
keep shop without them. E. S. YATES,
Pharmacist, 80 Essex street, Lawrence,
Mass. 2w48.
The Republican journal., 1892-12-08

There's a patent medicine which is not a
patent medicine-paradoXical as that may
sound. 1t adlscovery the goldem discovery
If medical science. It's the medicine for
You = tired, rundown, exhausted, nerve
wasted men and women for you sufferers
from diseases Of skin or scalp, liver or lungs
Its chance is with every one, its season al
Ways, because it aims to purify the fountain
Of lte-the blood-rpon which all such dis
eases depend. The medicine is DR.. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery. The makers Of
II have enough confidence in it to sell it on
fftoG That is--you can get it from your
druggist, and if il loesn tdo what it's claim
ed to do, YOU can get your money back,
etelY ceM Of ii.
That's What its makers call tohing the risk
Of their rortls.
The Republican journal., 1892-12-08

Tramps, vagabonds, paupers, manned
and crippled beggars are flooding to Chi
cago in hundreds. Some of them are
criminals by choice and some by neces-
sity. They come as the vagabonds Of the
sightseeing army soon to visit the World S
fair.
The Republican journal., 1892-12-08

Tiny, little, sugar-coated granules, are
what DR.. Pierces Pleasant Pellets are The
best Liver Pills ever invented active, yet
mild IN operation; cure sick and bilious
headaches. One a dose.
The Republican journal., 1892-12-08
In Memory of Whittier.

The following poem and paper were
read by their respective authors at the
Whittier meeting of the Epworth League
Nov. 25. 1892:
The Republican journal., 1892-12-08
ly3lnrln
FOR SALE.

OWNER has bought furnished house in Boston
" and will sell cheap oak writing desk, plush
chairs, large ice chest, sideboard, cherry cen
ter table, baby carriage, etc Inquire of
LOR1N FLETCHER, No. 81 Cedar St.
Belfast, Nov. 30, 1S92.-4Stf
The Republican journal., 1892-12-08

Ohio and Colorado have undertaken to
provide clothing for all children of school
age whose parents are unable to clothe
them. There can be little question that
other States will soon be brought face to
face with the same problem. When the
State has the simple alternative presented
of permitting the cl.ild to grow up in 10
norance, and thus become, in greater or
less degree. a public burden. or of aiding
it by public bounty, fol a limited period.
to become an active. self supporting mem
Der of the body polite, the socialistic bug
bear has few tcrrors tor the ''p.ain people,
who pay the taxes in this country. Won
an S journal.