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St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-02-02
Withdraws the Bid.

The committee on health and hos
pitfalls met yesterday to consider the APP
pointment Of clerk of vital statistics.
The six young lady applicants for the
position were present, but, although
they were questioned somewhat as to
their qualifications, the appointment
was postponed for one week.
A communication from the Engle Gar
bage Furnace company requested the
by that firm in the matter of the cree
ton of crematory.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-02-02
Harris Comes Back.

Superintendent of Police Henderson
received telegram yesterday morning
from Inspector James &. Doyle, which
stated that he would start from Chicago
for Minneapolis at 1920 a. III. with his
prisoner, kid" Harris.
The petition for writ of habeas cor
pus made by Harris was heard before
Judge Collins Yesterday morning, and
although the court decided in Harris
favor, he gained nothing by ii, as H.
Bpector Doyle, who sat right beside him
during the hearing, arrested him at
once upon his release. he having Sc
cured the necessary authority from the
governor of Illinois.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-02-02
THEY PLAY FAvoR1TEs.

The United States Express Com
pany Charged With DIscrlmfn-
ating.
An unusual case is on trial before
Judge Smith. The title of the suit is
The Baltimore Packing Company VS..
The United States Express Company.
The complaint charges that the United
States Express company has been dis
eliminating in favor of another COM
pany which deals in fresh meats and
oysters, in the matter of shipments and
rates. Tile plaintiff wants this stopped.
The reason for the alleged discrimina-
ton. it is charged, is that heavy stock
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-02-02
THEY MUST ACETATE.
Minneapolis Ministers Get Littl,

Minneapolis Ministers Get Little
Encouragement From the State.
The Evangelical ministers of Mime
apolis took up the public school ques-
ton of Faribault and Saltwater again
yesterday morning. The committee
that was appointed to interview the
state officers OH the best method for act
ing against the Saltwater and Faribault
transfers reported through Chairman
Nj. Falk Gjertsen. The committee had
seen State Superintendent Kiehle and
Attorney General Clapp. The opinion
Of Mr.. Kiehle was the first one to be
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-02-02
At Cost.

All of Parcher & Jackson's stock of
Buggies and Wagons for sale at cost,
consisting of top and open Buggies OF
all kinds, one new top Bangor, one new
Concord, open. Call at their old place,
ZIG Sixth street south. Parcher & Jack
son.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-02-02

Assets over liabilities 1885, 93S 35
The report was adopted.
The matter of maintaining a uniform
helghth of water at Lake Minnetonka
was discussed at some length, and the
county attorney was instructed to pre-
pare notices of application to confirm
the report of appraisers.
The petition of Helen Strobeck. d. E.
Dow and John M. Baker for a change
in the boundary lines of School Districts
Nos. 10 and SO. was received. and Mon
day, Feb. Is, fixed GU as the date for a
hearing. The usual order of claims
was considered and allowed.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-02-02

Conservatory Of Music.
Spring term opens Feb. l. Tuition,
So and upward per term.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-02-02

viii attest that the best Cabinet Photos
for the least money were made at Cot
tre!l'S Studio, IL and Is Fifth street
south. Open every day.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-02-02
To Continue One Month Longer.

The great success during January has
induced me to continue my fine 81 work
during the month of February. The
best Cabinet Photos in the city for 50.
COttrell, II and ID Fifth street south.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-02-02
HENNEPIN LEGISLATURE.
Report of the Finance OF TIL
County,

The county commissioners held their
regular monthly meeting yesterday.
The principal business to come before
them was the report of County Auditor
LedgerwoOd, showing the financial con-
ditiOn of the county and the business
done during the year. The report was
as follows:
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-02-02
LOCAL MENTION.
CcttreII.s Studio
COmSerVHf.

Open every day. II and Is Fifth street
south.
St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-02-02

Both the method and results wnea
Syrup Of Figs is taken; 1t is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the KidneyA
Liver and Bowels. cleanses the sys-
tenn effectually, dispels colds, head.
sehes and feyers, and cnres habitual
constipation. Syrup Of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro-
uuced, pleasing to the taste and ac-
ceptable to the stomach. prompt in
Its action and truly beneficial in it's
effects; prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances.
Its many excellent qualities com.
mend it to all and have made it the
most popular remedy known.
Syrup OF Figs is for sale in SOC
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it On hand will pro.
cure it promptly for any one whe
wishes to try it. Do net accept any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO..
SAW FRANCISCO. CAL.
LOUISVILLE. x. AkK YORK L. Il
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1892-11-19
THANKSGIVING.

The annual Thanksgiving will occur
on Thursday, Nov. "a. 1t is earnestly
requested that all business houses close
their doors at 10 80 o'clock u. IN. and
stay closed until 3 o'clock p. M. That
all may attend Thanksgiving service
at the NJ. L. church at IL o'clock u. m.
It is the desire Of the greater part of
the business men aud others that all
business houses conform TO this request
and that we all lay aside business for
this short time and give thanks to the
Great Ruler OF the Universe for the
health, prosperity and other blessings
that have surrounded this little city
for the past year.
]. j. FRIBLEY, Mayor.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1892-11-19
DR. A, j. McCLEI

lDHYSlCIAN AND SUReEoN.H ONCE and
L rrstrsedce- Two blocks wet OF Baxter
bank.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1892-11-19

Elegant set after dinner cups and saucers,
Theo. W. Kitchen, Kansas City, Mo.
Rocking chair, J. j. Graham, }. e. Picrson,
H. P. Campbell and W. H. Frickelton
Card receiver,
Mr.. and Mrs. +. d. Arnold, Lamar, Mo.
Rocking chair, Mr.. and Mrs. W. II. Hornor
Fur rug, Mr.. and Mrs. j. B. opperman.
Silver card tray, H. R. Crowell.
knife and tray, Mr.. and Mrs. W. W. Hun.
Crumb tray and brush,
Mr.. and Mrs. W IS. Norton,
Silver Individual salts and spoons,
Geo. W. Peterson, Carthage, 40.
Bon bon basket and tongs.
A. s. Dennison and family, Columbus, Kan.
Bon bon box and trays,
Mr.. and Mrs. d. 8. Warner.
Rose Jar, Miss Puss Fletcher. Kansas City.
Silver berry dish,
Mr. and Mrs. j. c. Haskell.
Orange spoon, Mr.. and Mrs. II. C. Scott.
Butter dish and knife,
Knives and forks,
Mrs. s. 4. Rosenberger and N. H. Easthtm.
Fruit knives, Mr.. and Mrs. Ira c. Perkins.
Bon bon basket,
will Mckinney and Maud Reynolds.
lea spoons, nT. unu n1E. ". a. Love-
Independence, Mo.
Gauae fan, Mr.. and Mira. Z. ID. Meserve.
Silver berry spoon.
Miss Dora Brown. Cherokee, Kan.
After dinner coffee spoons and tea spoons,
Celia Harder, Pittsneld, Ill.
Teaspoons, Mr.. and Mrs. J. J. johnson,
PittsHeld, H..
Set OF cake, bread and pie knives,
Mr.. and Mrs.. u. s. McFadden.
After dinner coffee spoons,
Mr.. aud Mrs. A. d. Young, Nevada, MO-
Nut picks and cracks,
Mr.. and Mrs. Frank Perkins
Carving set,
Mr.. and Mrs. L. u. Norton, Chicago, Ill.
Handsome mirror,
Mir. and Mrs. &. II. shriner, Galens, Kan.
Handsome vase,
Mr.. and Mrs. H. z. Humphrey.
Silver butter knife and sugar bowl,
Mr.. and Mrs. q. g. Gregg.
Silver sugar sitter, Frank Mann, Chicago. III.
Silver nut bowl, W. D. Muralta.
Kansas City, Mo.
The young couple left on the mid.
light train for two weeks tour, and
will visit Kansas City, Chicago, ST.
.onis and other points Of interest and
Ie "at home" in Baxter after Dec. l.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1892-11-19
High sAlarIed Journalists.
New York Letter.

John A. COckerill, while managing
editor of the World, was paid $4,000
year. and George w. Turner re-
ceived $4,000 rs manager Of the same
paper. William G. Rieck is paid an
annual salary of $4,000 by the Herald,
aud George II. Hepworth, Mr.. Ben
nets chief editorial writer, receives
$4,000 year. "Bill" Nye earns prob
ably $4,000 Il year, but a portion Of
this comes TO him from his lecture
tours. BlakelY Hall, Julian Ralph,
John P. Bocock, and other well known
special writers earn from 500 to $3.50
week. After Howard Mayo, w.
Iazeliine is the best paid worker on
the New York Press. 91e L. paid $l20
q week for his brilliant book reviews
in the Sun and 500 weekly rs man.
aging editor nf The New York Ledger,
WHICH, with his contributions to the
magazines, swells his nnSHal income
TO over $4,000
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1892-11-19
The Homeliest Man in Baxter Springs

The HOmellest Man in Baxter Springs
As well as the handsomest, and others
are invited 10 call on any druggist and
get free trial bottle of Kemp's Balsam
for the Throat and Lungs, remedy
that is selling entirely upon its merits
aud is guaranteed TO relieve and cure
all Chronic and Acute Coughs, Asthma,
Bronchitis aud Consumption. Large
Bottles Soc and 81. l
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1892-11-19
ADDITIONAL LOCAL.
PERSONAL PARAGRAPHS.

E6no0tNSNG IeNTTAbNeNVtNSs
~. B. Ludlum visited Kansas City
the first OF the week.
j. A. Hunter came over from Ga
lena "Wednesday evening.
II. e. Meads went to Kansas City
Monday evening on business.
"A. s. Dennison Of Columbus was
IN the city Wednesday evening.
ii. B. Ludlum left for Illinois
Thursday night on business trip.
&C. E. Collins returned Thursday
evening from trip to Kansas City.
Arthur Simons of Galena took in
the democratic Publication Monday
evening.
Ed. Arthur and wife Of Fl. Scott
attended the Prce-Cooper wedding
Wednesday evening.
w. p. Slough and wife Of Galena
attended the ice-Cooper wedding
Wednesday evening.
-Chas. Moore, one of Joplin's hust-
ling real estate agents, was in the city
tho first of the week.
Geo. w. Peterson came over from
Carthage Wednesday to attend the
Price-C Cooper wedding.
Jim Hunter came over from Ga
lena Monday evening to take In the
democratic Publication.
IL. II. Crowell came down from
Columbus Wednesday evening to at
tend the Price Cooper wedding.
L. w. Price and family came
down from Pittsburg Wednesday to
attend the Price-COoper wedding.
Miss Nettie Doty went to Kansas
City Wednesday evening to visit rela.
tives. From there she will 20 to
Bloomington, ILL.,, TO make an extended
visit.
H. J. Stevens and daughter, Miss
Kittie, who have heen visiting Mr..
Stevens daughter, Mrs. Ella Paul, for
the past two weeks, left for their home
in Warsaw, Ind, Tuesday.
Mrs. p. r. Slater returned from
Kansas City Tuesday evening whittier
she had been called by telegram an
nouncing the serious illness Of her
brother, r. A. Long. Mr.. Long is
improving in health.
B. F. Stewart Of Canton, Ohio,
came to Baxter last week and met his
wife who was on her return from
Denver. They were guests of 0, B.
Bartlett and started for home Thurs
day night, They were quite favorably
impressed with Baxter Springs and
vicinity.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1892-11-19

Last Sunday morning II. NJ. Bacon
w. NJ. Gill, Frank Hcmstreet, Morey
Michener and Kelly Carmichael left
for u two weeks hunt on the Spavi-
nav IN the Cherokee nation. They
expect to return loaded TO the guards
with game. We believe Baxter can
turn out more hunting parties than
any other town OF ils size on earth.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1892-11-19
After Thinks.
Short Greek Republican .


We conccds IL.
Just as we predicted--with varia-
tons.
Wen lick 'em agin. Is our eye very
black?
We have a white hat which we will
dispose of very cheap.
Hill may have used his knife, but
the darned thing was awful dull.
No, Sofrana, il will not require the
official count to tell "where We are at. "
The elephant now goes round and
'round-inside Of the tigers stomach.
We would quit the state iu disgust
II we could find a republican state to
80 to.
Kansas, the brightest star in all the
galaxy, needs little polishing. 1t is
growing dim.
1t was a mean trick TO hold an cleo
ton without letting the republicans
know about it.
Texas gave 100000 democratic ma
jOrity. The other resident Of the state
WAS absent OH election day.
Lost, Oh election day, a string Of re-
publican states. The finder will please
return them and pay for this notice.
When We say: COntwist the blank
ETY. blank luck, we are not mad. That's
only queer way of expressing our
JOY.
Under ordinary circumstances we
would explain how II happened, but
under the present condition Of things
we will not.
The man who owes Us dollar may
laugh aud chuckle over the result, but
we'd like to zee the cuss who we owe
even attempt 20 smole = smile.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1892-11-19

The city council Of Columbus has
granted to II. r. Crowell a franchise
10 erect and operate an electric light
plant in that city for period of q
years. The city will pay Mr.. Crowell
$1,000 per year for 10 arc lights giving
all night service.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1892-11-19

List Of Letters

Remaining in the post-oliice at Bax-
Ter Springs, Kansas, for the week
ending November 16, 1892, which if
not called for within two weeks will
be sent 10 the dead letter office Al
Washington. ID. c.:
Downing, Robert Adkins. Richard
Holland, j F Mann, Henry
Deale, Marble Seller, VIM d
Hampton, Miss Norah Smith, Aron
Mohler, Mrs Stella Pratt, Miss Bertha
Homes, Sarah G
Persons calling Tor any OF the above
letters will please say "Advctiired,"
giving date OF list
WV MARCH. p. NJ.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1892-11-19

Many old soldiers who contracted
chronic diarrhGa while in the service,
have since been permanently cured OF
it by Chambpriain's Collie, Cholera
and Diarrhea Remedy. For sale by
T. &. PolSter.
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1892-11-19

For lame back there is nothing bet
ter than To salnraie a 1annei cloth
with Cbamberlain's Pain Balm and
bind IL on the affected parts. Try II
aud you will be surprised at the
prompt relief il BffurdS The same
treatment Will caFr rheums.isIn. For
sale by J. G.. Polster
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1892-11-19

PHYSICIANS.

]. w. REYNOLDS, NJ. D.,
Successor TO Drs. Duncan q trim. Chronic
Baxter Springs news. [volume] (Baxter Springs, Kan.) 1882-1919, 1892-11-19

All kinds of.pOsier, card aud COM
nercial printing done al This Office.
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-11-18

In Quito, according to Mr.. Whynl.
per, it IN customary when visitor
takes off his hat on entering Il room
to beg him to put it Oh again. and ii,
the absence OF permission lcuve il
generally requested.
This custom In due to apprehension
that cold will be taken if the head ii
uncovered. III Quito there nre no
stoves, 1atep1nccs nor chlnrleys.
Thu, same persons, OH going out of
doors, tttke off their hats to flashes
of lightning, no matter it rain is tall-
ing, and when the streets ire busy
and lightning il abundant Il =,'o-
tesI'1e effect il produced by these
saluttltions, which seem to bc 1r.
gorlctl us duty Ivy I'LL well behaved
persons, ami are performed as pune.
tilious1y al the homage pnid to rt.lig-
ious professions. Youths Compan~
ion,
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-11-18

Mr.. Salt says that l,e never *>t't-
Henry Irving without recalling fit
appearance Of P,&ganini, tic great
violinist,
Il remember ptganini WE'LL" s;4y>
Mr.. sn|a, mot in Regent street, hut
at Brighton. about 1S3C->a guunt,
weird man, with long. black iui1' ,1anl
hollow cheeks and flushing eyes. |
can remember wildly the impression
created within int by his play. It
was TINT he had got inside his violin
devil. and that the imprisoned hc1nl
demon was now shriekin9, now men
acing, now snpplicating and now
seeking by caressing endea1mcnt% to
obtain his liberty from the magician
with his tidllestick, who WIS g1usp~
ing his tiend talented fiddle 80 firmly
by the throat. Paganini played a
fantasia on the violin at a concert
given by my mother at Brighton, at
which the prima donna was tho EN-
chanting Marie Malibran. and the
illustrious violinist gave me next day.
small boy az was, in a very large
frill and Il skeleton suit, bank note
for fifty pounds"
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-11-18

The Industrious nocturnal house.
breaker had visited unbil&len so,nf.
of the nurses bedrooms ut the ST.
Pancras intlrmary, Dartmouth park,
and was quietly walking off with Iii,
booty, which was fortunately only
five hlai1llngs in cash, when IN passing
out Of the grounds by tue outer .ate
he found himself fuc. to fuce with
u policeman 1t was not time for
da11ying, and IL direct ''bolt' was
not i'll the circumstances practicable.
The ready wit Of the imperiled thief,
however, ut once suggested Il likely
r11se. "Quick, said no to the consta
bic, "you'ro wanted inside They
got q violent ll1nAtic there, and 1'yt.
got to 20 for further assistance"
S,iting tho action to the word ho
BUSTED off. The transporting Off
Ger in blue, OIL reaching the hall of
the intirmary, discovered that tho
"violeut lunatic' was IL figure Ut
speech; that a robbery ha1 just been
committed. and that it the escaped
stranger wanted assistance at all it
was certainly not of the kind he
could hope to get from him. ~--I4on-
don Letter,
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-11-18

The welding :;nd spinning Ut brass
and other nfet..ls Ivy what ~ KNOW,
as the" DcvingSon process has been
Endorsed by the Franklin institute. Of
Philadelphia. TO the extent Of grant
ing one Ut tn three medals issttetl by
the society during the last thirty
years. Thi, method consists, brief
", III the welding Ut the INITIALS by
forcing them into rapidly ,~volvin:
dies, where they are sufttnctl by flic~
tional heat and united t.11tl 10 end. IN
III ordinary welding or forced into
one homogeneous mst>>, III, solid liz If
cast into o1le plett.
Brass anu copper may thus III.
welded, Which has heretofore. }t't>>
considered impossible. In this man
ner tules Ut ull kinds and IF amy
length Or thickness. cun h,. rt:dilv
formed, AMI thu e11dS Ut sl1ort t11lus
bo as neatly joined a. it they had
been made iii one piece. New YORK;
Sun,
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-11-18
A Diplomatic Appointment,

Apropos of the "reminiscences Of
Lord Augustus Lotus" Il curious ep.
isolde i'll his rapid rise in the dipl<,-
matte service has not rs yet been re-
lated. The cipher from the foreign
office announcing his promotion to
his first important post ran, "To,,
have been appointed to- And
there the message provoking1y
ceased. Reference was immediately
made to headquarters, and no one
WAS more amazed than wa, Lord Au-
gustuH to learn in due course that the
blank stood for Vienna, and that at
one hound he had been promoted to
be ambassador ut that important
post. MANCHESTER (England Times.
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-11-18
Why Torc1.siEht tu.npAig nlnx r..t..

''''F ~"i'*+fAAsa& t'4kt&4
Men handed together are ,na,:f4
more subject tn Il common i,n1n1l~.
than individuals taken separately.
and there i> *o1nt practical political
senst' III getting the lrt,ty men to-
gether, ami rubbing them up ly:tin>
one another III the promotion ~ II
common end, Tile tullturiun If on
dt9tvur rt,1cl1rs the listle>S ones. their
Interest IL stirred; aud they not only
take hold themselves. hut 20 cut an,1
bring OTHER Wnycrtr1 ill., There j.
NJ c"Sler why If binding man tn /.
ca1lSt or a party than tn yet h,m to
TO little work fur it. All men can
not be orators ur editors ~ ward
bosses or t>cn l1Atittut listeners. but
any IMAM with arms and legS t.!In rur,
ry Il Kerosene torch around til.
streets, and come reasonably near
Keeping step will, Il lu1ld.
The theory i> that the fidelity Ut
the voter who undertakes such sim
pie political labor is clinched, and
that his example has MI effect he
sides on the unorganized multitude.
OF course the SIMMER bis helmet il
and tho more elaborate his costume,
the farther his example will reach:
30 that very considerable sums Of
money are spent every four years in
tricking him out and paying the mn,
siclans whom he follows. -Harper's
Weekly.
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-11-18

~ :, =, .
aOu NV L" 1io4t 1t @t|'"1sf
fer u lllt&Ee INT likeness sl1o"s
tnz II y WORT IN tt1,n "it shtt't
TIL YOU GIT 1t right ~ bout vol
An thu mouth IL cherry ripe.
Law! II beats your sltv style piGters.
This t,i.I liEtrrytypp.
There's tHn@1i nerost tne uan1plea
1het burrows III 'tle CHEEKS;
Fnn att Them clniltH O. r}nklets
VIC eitt1r small ears lleeks'
met brooch tibet lines her hecRgear
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-11-18

4 thousand tt'ct below ground ut
olympic | was told II tale which
1teln,ls ont;'s belief in the >ountlntsx
ct human natu1r i'll this selfish age
which sEnW> ,l~ that the heroic. il III:
lively III t}le world u% EVER it WIS,
John Bradshaw and William {fil~
bert wire ascending II shaft after
having lighted tht. dynamite fuses.
Some aisttncc up Gilbert fell oft the
bucket, Bradshaw Immediately sig
nailed to have the engine reversed,
was lowered tn the bottom and with
drew the burning fuses in the nick
OF time tt save his cum1stdt from Ger
tain death.
John Bradshaw. I am glad to s1y.
received Il silver medal from tile
Royal Humane society tor his noble
act. --''Queeusland in 1884,
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-11-18

1t is occasionally difficult to rcnlize
that a man is deaf till something
suddenly mikes us apprel1cn1 it, I
think IF the clerk ct Il country
church who was once much exer-
cised at the appearance Of u strange
old gentleman who, when tho SER
mon WAS about to begin, took a
trumpet lin two parts ont ri his
pocket and began scrowing them to,
gether. The clerk watched him till
the process was completed, and then,
going stealthily up, whispered,
"Yeow 1narn't play that here, do,
I'll turn yo' out, "-Co1nhill Magazine.