Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-09-25

w s. MCCULLOUGH, Sis Jacob street
ROBERT BURT, SO Virginia street
We WILLIAMS, 81 Zane street.
JE. FREESE, News Dealer, lfJl Market
CEO. p. EBELING. 2i2b Market street.
ROTH.S NEWS STAND, 9i04 Chapline street.
FOpTyTHIRD STREET PHARMACY.
WILL MENKEMELLER, Thirty-thisd and
Eof streets.
Po1rrIcs make not only strange but
ouarrelsome bed-feIows.
JOHNNY get your drum, Is the small
boys password Just now.
THE oyster and the campaign were
opened about the same time.
THE cholera scare has about died out.
stn eternal cleanliness is the price OF
health.
WHAT does the consumer get out OF
the tariff profts2 he gets left, Of
course.
THE Chicago Null says that city's
climate is not equaled anywhere. No,
thank the Lord.
PARTY platforms and party perform
ances are, as a rule, two very different
aud distinct things
OF COURSE WIEssEEr, the new &. A.
r. commander, was born in Ohio. Is
ehere a man in the country who was not
born in Ohio?
PATRICK SARsFIELD GILMORE, the
celebrated bandmaster, died suddenly
Yesterday. The musical world will miss
PAT GILMORE.
THE pension building was selected
for the holding Of the final reception to
the G. A. r. last week. The selection
was probably accidental.
A CORRESPONDENT reports Mr..
BLAINE as saying Il am tired Of poll
tics" So are a whole lot Of people,
JAMES, and the campaign is young yet
SNcE its idol, Senator HILL, has
come out datiooted for CLEVELAND and
STEVENSON, the New York sun doesn't
know just exactly what to say about it.
Mr.. CLEVELAND promises that he
will be heard from concerning that little
matter Of accepting the Democratic
nomination, about the middle Of this
week.
RIDER HAGGARD, RUDYARD K1PLINe
and observation-disclosures are three
English authors who ought TO send
their names back to the factory to be
worked over.
A RHODE ISLAND court has decided
that the father can name the baby II
both the parents can't agree on name.
The father has some rights, regarding
the nursery, in this land, after all.
BROOKLYN Republicans have lost
the support Of their late candidate for
Mayor because WHIrELAw REID didn't
invite him TO a dinner party. That Re-
publican's Repubicanism evidently
isn't deeper than his stomach.
a CRY Of fire 70 a New York tenement
house the other day resulted in four
women being trampled to death. Who
can calculate the loss of life or describe
the. horror Of the thing had the build
ing really been on fire? These big
death traps should be abolished.
THE New Zealand Legislative Council
has not only adopted woman suffrage
but provided that a woman's vote may
be registered without her personal at
tendance at the polls. Ali a woman has
TO do to vote in New Zealand is to be on
earth. There's gallantry for you.
New steam fire engines, new engine
houses, new hose and moro fremen in
crease the cost Of municipal govern
ment. So do electric lights and new
bridges, new sewers and brick pave
ments. But is there noreturn in a more
efficient fire department, better pave
ments and sewage, better sanitary con-
ditions, better health and greater con-
veniences?
CAMPAIGN AsININITN.
It must make the average American
citizen sick Of politics, politicians and
party organs to read the senseless, in
decent and absurd abuse Of party can
didates Of all sides.
Every sane man knows that neither
Mr.. CLEVELAND nor Mr.. HARRISON is a
fool and that neither is an ass nor a
rascal, nor liar, and vet you can't lay
YOUR hand on a party organ in which
one or the other is not pictured in var
Ious ways as being all four.
u the consensus Of the stated Opin-