St. Paul daily globe. [volume] (Saint Paul, Minn.) 1884-1896, 1892-03-01

III taken at ALL which IS entirely unneceS-
sary, advice of Republican organs to David
b. Hill should be taken cum grano sails.
James G. Blaine ST.. does the honorable
thing in defending his wife. Had James G.
Blaine Jr. been equally chiyalrous in defend
ing the woman whom he made his wife there
would doubtless have been far less trouble.
The Deacon controversy bobs up just in
time to give us a little relief from the dem
milton grind of early spring politics.
''Pa!mer and Pattison" would make pat
ticket, and i'll all probability, carry off the
palm. /
March comes in like g lamb, but it may go
out like Jerry Rusk.
It's bad enough when q Chicago burglar
steals jewelry, but when he returns it as
worthless he not only adds insult to INJURY
bat effects a complete giveaway of the Windy
City.
For one of its kind the CARA chestnut has
enjoyed a longer run than usual.
Rev. DR.. Parkhurst of New York, is I'M
gracious enough TO ask where Jay Gould got
the $4,000 which he subscribed to the Pres
byterian Church Extension organization.
Dr. Parkhurst should have addressed his in
quiry to one of his lambs
How does the callow young kaiser like his
riot as far as it has progressed?
1, Il evident to every one that Stanford
Newell would make a much better mayor
than he would a candidate for mayor. AS
the latter his success would not be glittering.
ana. what is more to the point Mr.. Newell
knows that st. Paul is a Democratic city and
has been for number of years back. When
this great. white truth dawns upon the
Pioneer Press it will not give vent TO so much
ante-eIection political cackling from the rear
benches.
The difference between John L. Sullivan
and Elder Elliott F. Shep ard lies in the fact
that the elder commits all his indiScretio us
while perfectly sober
The New York Herald says: Irrespective
of party, unite and put down the Fammany
Mafia.' This, however, is merely the voice
of cuckoo crying in the wilderness.
All, there. William H., emperorS are passe.
Speaking about Blaine clubs. the old man
himself appears to have stuffed one for the
Deadwood judge.
Up to date Dr. Leslie Kelley appears to
have accomplished more for the cause of
practical temperance than the combined eff
forts of the Prohibition party for the past
ten years. Bichorids of gold thus scores a
point against bchloride OF politics and drug
store spiritus trumenG.
Ignis Fatuus Donnelly seems to have
worked good deal of himself into the st.
Louis platform.
The New York World utters one shbbo-
leth which we can all take up ana pass along
the line: THE next president must be u
Democrat"
Chicago calls attention to the fact that
John d. Rockefeller gave her university
S1.0O0.009 as a thank Offering for return of
health. and incidentally mentions that Jay
Gould is not feeling very well himself.
The St Paul man who can revive the au-
ditorium boom will have q strong pull for
the mayorally.
Boston has no McAllister but it has So
cety of which McAllster would be denied
the entree.
man has inveutadsa machine that will
register the PAGES and the ground covered by
horse. But what we really need in this
country is machine that viii register the
name of the winner about four ssbours pre-
ceding the race.
Sig. NIcolini's sole occupation is. looking.
out for draughts that may be waftedin upon
Patti. This, however, must bea more agree
able occupation than looking out for drafts
thatmay be waited in from the dfessmaker's
milliner.s and jewelers..
President Harrison advises congress to give
lust and reasonable support to the worlds
fair and incidentally estimates that support
to be worth anywhere from Sj019,00o to
Ss,00o,00
1t Is when we duly and deliberately con-
slider that the st. Louis platform was written
10y the same hand that penned 1.-The Great
Cryptogram that we can each and all draw
a long breath of relief aud exclaim: THAT
accounts for it.
1t is sincerely hoped that our present i'm
pulsive congress will not rupture blood
vessel in undue haste and excitement.