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Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-24

5000 rolls of the latest Roccoco ef-
feet in wall paper at Geo. E. Kurner &
Co.'s, 80 Twelfth street. A pleasure TO
show them whether you wish to buy or
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-24
8e9ister
lnermoms1er ksOoru.

Mr.. c. Schnepf, the Opera House drug
EiSt, made the following observations of
the temperature yesterday; a. IN, 40;
. a. m, So; Y m, SO; Sp. NJ, 81; p. m, 81.
Weather, Changeable.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-24

SILVER GLOSS flour is made from the
best winter wheat in the world. ASK
YOUR grocer for it.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-24
Reduced Rates via Pennsyvauia Lines 10,
German Baptist Meetinga

Excursion tickets at one fare for
round trip will be sold from principal
tlcSe9 stations on Pennsylvania Lines
aceoY German Baptist meetings az
folloi To Milbrook ps Ms Ss
TO j n, good retprnins 80 -' I oIs1
<o ~ Rapids, Iowa, May 29tb
% 70 good to return until June
"A, %
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-24

No shoe In the market so thoroughly
fills our ideas OF d perfect shoe as our
ladies' Dongola, genuine Hand Turns
all styles at 50. so.
j. II. LOCKE SHOE Co.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-24

GARFIELD TEA is the tired house
wife's best friend, freeing the body
from aches and pains, creating buoy
ancy of spirits and lovely complexion.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-24

ALLEGHENY, PA, November q, 1891
have been in the drng business for the past
fifteen wears. Silver Age Whisky has never
been questioned as to purity, aud Always rec
commended by the medical profession.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-24

The swell and latest SNOWFALL nat
tern In wall paper; cost % cents; max
ing special run at 10 cents per ron.
Geo. 4. hurner & Co., 80 Twelfth streeA
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-24

AFULL line of E. c. Burt's celebrated
fine Shoes, just received.
L. V. BLOND, Sole Agent.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-24
In Part One,

In Part One of the Circuit Court this
morning. in the case of the city v. VIM.
NJ. Haudlan, on appeal from Police
Court, TIE defendant entered plea of
guilty and the judgment of $50 and
costs was affirmed. The fine was for
Sunday selling.
On Judge Paull's side the case OF
Robert Williamson v. the Riverside
Building Association, County Clerk
Hook was directed to release deed Of
trust made by Williamson and wife TO
Dennis Z Keefe, trustee, dated March
Is, 1873.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-24

ALLEGHENY GENERAL HOSPITAL
NAY Klein,s silver Age Whiskey has been
psed exclusively in this institution 10; medlcl-
F. K. TILDEsLEr,
Superintendent
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-24

Advertisers might get an eye-opeDer
abour the circulation of newspapers Dy
doInr a little detective work on the quiet
A word TO the wise IL SUFFICIENT
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-24

Note the following opinions Of leading PHrsI-
CLANS and HOSPITALS AS TO the merit OF
SILVER AGE RYE
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-24
TIE NEWS OF THE DAY.
Squire Phili.p., Court.

Robert Spencer, colored, went out to
Della Aliens house No. I'LL Mccullough
street Sunday night, and raised dis
turbance, kicking in window, throw
ing stones into the house, and cursing
the occupants. He was brought before
Squire Phillips last night, and fined $40
and costs, and in addition sentenced TO
forty days confinement in Jail.
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-24
BEDFORD SPRINGS
MINERAL WATER.

Bottled st the Springs only. Natures Remedy
for Diseases Of the stomach. LiverAnd Kidneys.
For sale by HARLhs StiBhKt,
Wholesale AGENT 2l53 Main Street.
Telephone 5l4. Apzgh
Wheeling register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1878-1935, 1892-05-24


Gle on leading comedians, says: "Roland
Reed has made 81 $1,000 in the last half
dozen years He isn't married; he be-
lieves in New Y ork real estate, and he be-
HAYES himself. Therefore, he'll be rich
vet one of these days, for he is young and
has that advantage over Crane, Robson,
and Burgess" The paper, however, seems
TO be amiSs on the matter OF marriage.
Reed is married, as relatives here in town
can substantlate.
IN Police Court yesterday morn ing
Matthew Daily for drunkenness was sent
to the hill for thirty days, Frank Johnson
for disorderly conduct got 81 and costs,
John Marry for drunkenness got 81 and
costs, James Riley 81 and costs for the same
offence, out sentence was suspended on
condition that he get ont of town. Thomas
Norton for disorderly conduct went TO the
hill for thirty DAYS. John ManniX for
Sunday drunk was assessed s. and costs.
Joseph Dixon for drunkenness was fined
s. and costs, on condition that he leave
town which he did.
LAST evening, about dark, as party
were driving down Main street, between
Fourth and Fifth. they came within a
''hairs- BREADTH Of killing the horse and
throwing the occupants to the ground,
caused by the negligence Of the party in
charge Of placing signal lanterns on danger
spots. At the above named place the Ian
tern was placed along side of the pile OF
debris in the street instead Of placing 1t In
a position where parties driving either
up or down will be able TO see the signal
without any difficulty. In the above case
no harm was done, but il was close call.
ALL arrangements for the relay races on
May 3Oth are completed. There will be
seven men. stationed eight miles apart.
The start will be made from Brownsville
at q. m. The riders that will take part
consist Of two from Brownsville, two from
Washington and three from Wheeling. The
time will be inside of six hours. The
Wheeling cyclers will entertain the visit
ors and all local wheelmen in the evening
with banquet and smoker, at the club
room. The run to Brownsville on Sunday
was a grand success. They were enter
tanned very handsomely by the Browns
vile and Washington wheelmen.
A WELL known fruit dealer in town re-
marked yesterday: ''The outlook for
peaches is good and I think there will be
plenty of this fruit. The grape growers
are complaining about a new worm that is
hound around the bud. 1t was only lately
discovered, and they can't tell whether it
MI iniure the grapes or not. The Tennes-
NON north buying. They are small, sour
and ring poor prices In ten days there
will Ne. plenty of Strawberries and the
rates V'll ybe better. The California fruit
cron satisfactory. Cherries have been
shippeI pre several weeks, and apricots
viii be be Rext week.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-04-25
ssES-&D-&Z

John Market and Joseph Abend
scheon-may his name decrease-are
residents of Hamilton, Ohio. They
both adored the same damsel. Did
they attempt TO advance their respec-
tive suits by filing each other with
lead? Not bit of it. They were far
too wise for that. In place of disturb
ing the peace and each others teeth
as we'll, they adjourned to saloon,
there TO shake dice for the young
lady, best two out of three throws to
win. Joe won the first throw, John
the second, and by winning the third
Joseph took the series and the girl.
1t was fair shake and the best shak
er won. May Joe never shake his
wife, and may he live with her until
she dice.-OiI City Blizzard.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-04-25

James Whitcomb Riley tells a little
story that charmingly illustrates the
experimental tendency of human
kind. On one occasion little James
invited little Willie to come over to
his house and spend the night with
him. After the two had gone to bed
James remarked in evident surprise
and pain: "Why, Willie! you didn't
say your prayer to night, did you?o
mo-" answered Willie, doggedly;
'sDidn't say lem tonight, didn't say
last night, and amt going to say 'em
to-morrer night. Then if there don't
anything bad get me I amt never go
ing to say 'em!''
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-04-25

The design accepted by the General
assembly of Iowa for the proposed
bldiers' monument is the work of
|oman sculptor, and was selected by
bmpetition from a collection of near
so submitted plans. The model
Ills for monument 120 feet high,
18th six columns 10 feet in height
|lrmounted by granite shaft 65 feet
height supporting a bronze Fame.
bur statues of heroic size represent
be four branches of the federal ser
tce-the sailor, the engineer, the in
ntry and the cavalry; four colossal
mbolical female figures, medallions
18th life sized heads of distinguished
twa soldiers, panels decorated with
httle scenes and bronze equestrian
atues complete the elaborate and ar
site model. The successful designer,
Hiss Harriet A. Ketcham, lived to
barn OF the honor she had won IN a
|eld where no favor was shown IN
bmpetition with the artists of the
|puntry, but died before the execution
] her work She was an Ohio girl
| tho studied in New York, Washing
BIN and Rome, and she was consider
Nj by critics the leading sculptor of
er sex in Europe and America.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-04-25
Nv. G. 7. u. COLUMN.
Aorro: .God and kome and Native Land"

4 Is there nothing that Christ as your
Friend. YOUR Lord, your Saviour, wants
bon to do that you are leaving undone
H. day? Do you doubt one instant that
nth His high and deep love for your
soul. He wants you to pray?-And do
lou pray? Do you doubt one instant
hat it is His will that you should hon
h. and help and bless all these men
kbout Won who are His brethren? And
Ire YOU doing anything like that? Do
bon doubt one instant that His will is
HAT YOU should make life serious and
lofty? And are you making it frivo-
|ous and low? Do you doubt one in
liant that His command is for you
openly to own Him and declare that
lou are His servant before all the
+orId? And have you done it? These
IRE the questions which make the
Ehole matter clear. No, not in quiet
hnes, nor in the bright temple courts
S once He spoke, and not from blaz-
he heavens as men seem sometimes
/ b expect-not so does Christ speak to
lis. And yet He speaks! I know what
He, there in His glory, He here in my
heart, wants me to do to-day, and l
know that am not mistaken in my
knowledge. 1t is no guess Of mine. LII
! His voice that tells me.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-04-25
JUST FOR FUN.
,milv lars are always leaky.

Family jars are always Ieaky.
The key to the political situation in
MANY states-whis-key
Some candidates are elected to Of
fee who don't dare to look the cleo
ton returns in the face.
An Oregon man wants to trade
mule for wife Some men never
know when they are well off.
If you want to know just how small
a man is, give him an Office or let him
become suddenly wealthy.
He (mysteriously)- you keep
secret? She (ingeniously) 4 don't
know; I never tried to.
Kitty wonder how Venus lost her
arms? Tom-Oh, she was all broken
up on Adonis, you know.
The worm which seems to be doing
the major amount of turning in Eu-
rope just now is the army worm.
A contributor inquiries: "How can
tell the age of horse?" If you are
anxious to sell the beast don't tell it
at all.
He-I have had you in mind a good
deal lately, Miss Helen. She-You al
ways did try to make me feel small,
Mr.. Chumply.
Do YOU know what the meaning OF
Resurgam is? Student Of Pharmacy
Oh. yes. That's the label we put on
emetic bottles.
'sTalk of your good dinners! [ ate
one to day that was a perfect poem
sswhat did you have?' @Stewed lamb
and boiled ham,"
Ethel am sure now that George
thinks me an angel. Maud What
makes you so positive? Ethel = He
asked me to fly with him.
"Do you believe monkeys talk?''
ssNo They chatter" "But they seem
to understand each other" 90, Well!
What of it? So do dudes"
Old Gentleman Opening parlor
door just as the young man stole
kiss Well, I am surprised! Young
man (confused). So am |.
Chow old are your" a peasant was
asked. Seventy years, he replied;
and to think that I still have father.
Isn't it shameful-at my age!
Maudie- Good gracious! [ think
there is a man following close behind
US! Jennie-Weil, don't walk SO fast,
dear. He never can catch up with US.
Husband So they evidently think
that Father O'Neil has some real met
al in him. Wife-Oh, what have they
done? Husband Made a cannon of
him.
There's a fortune for the milliner
who shall devise bonnet that can be
worn in any part Of the church and al
ways present the trimmed side to the
congregation.
"H'm-That young man of yours
is he worth anything, financially? Why
yes papa He is worth at least $35 a
week to the store, he says, though
they only give him SO.
IT feel like Queen-and you are all
my pages,'' said the popular girl to
the group of dudes surrounding her.
''Nearly enough to make blank
book" remarked her envious rival.
Shells that friend of yours whom
you are expecting a tall man? He
About six feet two inches. Why do
you ask? She-Because in that case [
shall have to dust the ornaments on
the top shelf.
s'How CURE ALL SKIN DISEASES" Simply
apply "Swayne's Ointment No internal medicine
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-04-25

1t is often inspiring to see what one
koman can do, sometimes, too, in a
phere where ponderous men think
hey themselves better shine. Mrs.
kimon Sternberger, Hebrew resident
II this city, is the latest to earn cred
j and gratitude. Quietly working
[mong Hebrew women of New York
] nd other cities, she has been able to
|ollect in subscriptions, no one of
hem more than S25 and most Of them
h amounts of so and less, hand
ONE total of 81 ,O72, and this amount
as been turned over, through Comp
roller Theo. w. Myers, to the treas
|rer of the Washington Arch Fund.
! The women, God bless 'em," as the
Id gentleman said when called upon
br a toast, 1--WE can't get along with
em, and heaven knows we can't get
long without 'em."
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-04-25

The character independence shown
h the empress dowager of China is
|lrprising and slightly paining her
|puntrymen. They are not used to it
hid don't like it. Every clear, very
| ick eye, see everything all same
breign man, they say sadly. And
|ow they are off in corners talking it
yer and limiting very broadly that
|er serene and gracious majesty for
Fhom the moon rises and the sun
hines is not Chinese woman at ALL
heir explanation is that she was
kerely adopted when very young by
| Manchu family in Canton, and this
digestion is somewhat strengthened
h the foreign appearance of the au-
/ ust lady.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-04-25

HOLSTERS like crabs, have way of
shooting their claws, as the operation
is termed Slight provocation will
persuade them to drop their arms and
run away without them. 1t is said
that loud noise or clap of thunder
will produce this effect. An instance
is recorded of an amateur fisherman
who caught a lot of Holsters, land in or
der to keep them fresh tied them by
their claws and hung them by strings
over the side of the vessel. In the
morning only the claws remained at
tached to the cords, the Holsters hav-
ing dispensed with them and disap-
peared. Lobster meat is about six
tenths as nutritious as beef. 1t con-
tains remarkably large percentage
of phosphorus. There is no way in
which that element, supposed to be SO
important for nourishing the brain,
can be so readily assimilated as in the
shape of Holsters.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-04-25

A bill has been introduced in the
british Parliament to extend to the
Eomen of Ireland the right Of munici-
AL suffrage that the women OF Eng
Ind and Scotland have for many
ears enjoyed. In the city of Belfast
Eomen have been allowed to vote
Ence the city charter was amended
ew years ago. The right was obtain
Ia through the efforts of a woman,
ISABELLA Todd.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-04-25

"a Fool AND HIS MONEY Soon PART.-How
lie some Of those old sayings are. friend
mine paid travelling quack $50 to cure
m of Scrofula, from which he had suffered
10 years. He gave him bottle of stuff which
bly aggravated the disease When he went
consult him the second time, the quack had
In for parts unknown Upon learning the
circumstances recommended Sulphur Bit
rs. Five bottles cured him.-Editor Journal
nd Courier.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-04-25

Queen Margharita of Italy has prom
Red the loan of her famous collection
IL Iaces for exhibition at the worlds
bir. 1t will include the varieties of
! ce made in the queens factories by
Eomen, and will be displayed with the
ueen's portrait and many old books
pom antique lace. Rome has soc1-
|tv now similar to the woman's ex-
hange, where the artistic work of the
|bntadina is sold, and from which
representative work will probably be
bnt to the exhibition.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-04-25

A child of Mr.. John Pears had the scald
head, and had been under the treatment of
physicians without relief 1t was cured by
Chamberlain's Eye and Skin Ointment, and is
now well and all right.-W. R. MILLER & Son,
Briscoe, Iowa. % cent boxes for sale by H
G. PIERCE, Druggist.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-04-25

Bay rum is manufactured in Domin-
lea from the dried leaves of Pimenta
acris. Bay rum is procured by distil-
lation, and this in very simple man
ner. The leaves are picked from the
trees and then dried. In this state
they are placed in the retoft, which is
then filed with water, and the process
Of distillation is carried on. The va
por is then condensed in the usual
way and forms what is known as ebay
oil" very small quantity of which is
required for each puncheon of rum.
The manufacture of bay rum is carried
on at the northern end Of Dominica
and proves very lucrative business
to those engaged in it, as the plants
are plentiful in this district.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-04-25

elbow TO CURE ALL SKIN DISEASES. Simply
apply ''Swayne's Ointment No internal medicine
cequired. Cures letter, eczema. itch, all crup
tons on the face hands, nose, &c, leaving the SKIN
clear, white and healthy. Its great healing an
urative powers are possessed by no other remedyt
Ask your druggist for Swaynes Ointment
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-04-25

The children's health must not be neglect
d. Cold in the head causes catarrh. Elyse
Cream Balm cures at once. 1t is perfectly
safe and easily applied into the nostrils The
worstcases yield to it. Price so c.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-04-25

Perhaps the most extraordinary
case of absence of mind ever related
is one recorded of an intoxicated man
who applied late at night at the Paris
morgue, where the bodies of unknown
dead are placed.
What do you want? asked the keep
er.
Pm looking for-me, said the intox-
icated man.
What do you mean.
Why, you see, haven't been home
for five nights, and I didn't know
what had become o. myself and /
didn't know but might find myself
here!
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-04-25

ssHe went like one that had been stunned
stumbling along with racking toothache, to
the druggist. He returned, erect, strong, and
beautiful, thanks to Salvation OIL
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-04-25
REV. G. ". 4. C1aAEEESh
4 Remarkable Case!
Rev. G. W. Il. Clarke, Chaplain Of the
Vermont Senate, cured Ct
NaIgHLAR AEEEeTl0N OF DE HEARD !

VALgULAR AFFECTION Or The hEAki
THE FOLLOWING TESTIMONIAL fhoM
A GENTLEMAN 50 WIDELY KNOWN, AND
BELOVED By ALL, AND WHO HOLDS THE
POSITION OF Cha plain ia GsRe vs.
SENATE, SHOULD BE REGARDED AS THE
MOST positive proof OF THE SsSEa-
dgerdaEl Lz4Gql Il caa2sa1 power OF DA-
MAS SARSAPARILLA. AND WE
WOULD HERE STATE THAT HIS manner
AND Brother both dsEeea OF "a nezn
nrey Disease
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-04-25

There is a story about Darwin and
the snakes. He used to go into the
geological gardens in London, and,
standing by the glass case containing
the cobra de capello, put his forehead
against the glass while the cobra
struck out at him. The glass was be-
tween them Darwin's mind was per-
fectly convinced as to the inability of
the snake to harm him, yet he would
always dodge. Time after time he
tried it, his will and reason keeping
him there his instinct making him
dodge. The instinct was stronger
than both will and reason.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-04-25

One of my children had a very bad discharge
from her nose. Two physicians prescribed,
but without benefit. We tried Ely's Cream
Balm, and, much to our surprise, there was
marked improvement We continued using
the Balm and in short time the discharge
was cured-O. A. Cary, Corning, N. Y
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-04-25

HOW'S THIS! We offer One Hundred Dol
lars Reward for any case of Catarrh that can
not be cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
F. CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo. O.
We the undersigned, have known F. j. Che
ney honorable in all business transactions,
and financially able to carry out any obHga-
ton made by their firm.
WEST & SRUAx, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo,
o. WALDINS, KINNAN & MARVIN, Wholesale
Druggists, Toledo, o.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system Price 75c. per bottle.
Sold by all druggists. Testimonials free.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-04-25
DEVILISH VENGEANCE.

One of the leading residents.at Rain
CIV. in the Department of Seine at
Disc. was the Widow Tardiveau, veal
thy. fat, fair and forty. Among spe-
cial favorites was young Raoul Gaulin.
He was not enamored of the widow,
but found it profitable to allow her to
suppose that he was. In time she set
him up in business. Raoul fell in love
with Resale Betrol and an engage
ment and betrothal soon took place.
The widow at first was furious, but by
degrees she grew more calm, and then
soon fell into a decline, and died of
rapid consumption after brief i'll
ness. On her death bed Nine. Tar
diveau granted full and free pardon
to the two amorous young people,
and in her will left the prospective
bride small gift of money, accom-
panied by pint of rare old Malaga,
with a yellow seal. The bottle was
not to be opened until the wedding
day, when it was to be drunk TO the
memory of the dear departed. Dur
ing the joyous festivities and at the
end of the supper the wine was I'M
corked, and the bride and groom to-
gether with the best man, drank the
contents In second they had fallen
to the floor, dead. The wine had been
mixed with prussic acid. The widow
was avenged.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-04-25
Village Residence For Sale.

Agood and desirable place In Glover village
with two acres OF land. Never falllnB ""t@f
small Orchard viii be sold cheap. ,ooxr
Glover, VT, Feb. 1, 1892