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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-12-31

Colds, coughs, bronchitis, and all throat
and lung diseases are effectively treated
with Ayers Cherry Pectoral. To neglect
the use of proper remedies for these all
ments, is to induce consumption, which is
said to cause one-sixth of the mortality
in all civilized countries.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-12-31
The Popular East Bound Night Train

Is the Burlington flyer leaving Denver
daily at $3.50 p. M, arriving in Chicago at
1926 a. m. and st. Louis at 7:10 a. m. the
second morning making close connection
with all fast trains for east and south.
For full information call on any railroad
ticket agent or address G. W. vallery,
Gen. Agent, 100 Larimer street, Denver,
Colo,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-12-31

Mr.. j. G. Roswell, one of the best known
and most respected citizens Of Brown
wood, Texas, suffered with diarrhoea for
a long time and tried many different re-
NEEDLES without benefit, until Chamber
lain's Collie, Cholera and Diarrhoea Re-
medy was used; that relieved him at once.
For sale by druggists.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-12-31
Used 1t.

Jennie-If he was pleased with the en-
broidered foot-stool gave him why did
he put it up on the mantelS
Maud-Oh, because that is where he al
ways puts his feet, dear.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-12-31
Another Name for 1t.

Mrs. Fosdick (reading the newspaper
An epidemic of Opponents seems to be
abroad in the land.
Fosdick-Yes; a regular bridal wave, so
to sDeak
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-12-31

During the past half century--since the
discovery of Ayers Sarsaparilla-the
average limit of human life in civilized
countries has been considerably length
ened. Ayers Sarsaparilla is everywhere
considered the standard blood-purifer
the superior medicine.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-12-31
Angel Food.

Mrs. Youngcook d ohm, when you pass
ed the fruit cake to Mrs. Tattler why did
you call it angel food'
John (heartlessly) because 1 didn't
think anything on earth could ever eat
the stuff
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-12-31
Robbery and Reform.

The poverty and wretchedness of the
country and the "robbery" of the protec.
tive tariff never seem quite SO terrible to
Sthe free trade reformers as when discus
|ssa over s12 plate Reform club dinner.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-12-31
Only Made to Get in On.

There will be constant and resolute
struggle in the next congress between
those Democrats who think the Chicago
platform was made to stand upon and
those who thinh that it was made to Jump
from,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-12-31

Parker--Nesbit is awfully credulous, it
seems to me.
Duston-What makes you think SO?
Parker-Why, even his pictures flatter
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-12-31
Rational.

First Juryman-We can't convict the
prisoner of bigamy.
Second Why not?
First-His having a wife made his
second marriage null and void. Hence
he has but one wife, and as understand
bigamy it is having two.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-12-31
Objection Oyerruled.

Emily" roared Mr.. Winterbottom from
the head of the stairway, these socks
you've laid out for me are not mates"
Neither are your feet, dear" answered
Mrs Winterbottom sweetly from the hall
below,-Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-12-31
The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.
Imagination.

There's the most imaginative man l
ever heard Of"
How so?"
"He can ride in an Albuquerque street
oar and think he is warm"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-12-31
We've Been There Before.

Teacher ohnnie, want you to pay
attention to this lesson.
Johnnie-I can't pay nothin'; spent
every cent l ha6 fur Christmas.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-12-31

Lady-Is that blind woman really so
old? Why, she hasn't wrinkle.
Asylum Attendant-No mum. She's
never been able to see what fine clothes
other women have.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-12-31

The paper doll loved the China doll.
Will you be my wife? said he.
Oh, you're just sheer nonsense, she
laughed, that's all!
You weren't cut out for me!
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-12-31
He Is Married.

"Did Bilkins turn over new leof after
Christmas?"
eyes, several of them in his check
book"
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-12-31
Right.

The Tree of knowledge Parent-What
branches will make boy the smartest'
Padagogue-Hickory.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-12-31

The Texas cowboys take Simmons
Liver Regulator when bilious.--J. E.
Pierce, Ranchero Grande, Texas.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-12-31

For constipation, biliousness and kid
ney affections take Simmons Liver Regu-
lator.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-12-31

Biliousness, bile, boils and the blues
can be cured by taking Simmons Liver
Regulator.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-12-31

She-Did your grandfather live to
green old agef
He--Well, should say sol He was'
buneosd three times after he was ssvsnk.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-12-31

How She Comes to Break Them.
A man is satisfied to make a reputation
or himself, but woman, bless her, wants
O make one for everybody in the neigh
'horhood
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-12-31

A "Balm in Gilead" for you by taking
Simmons Liver Regulator for your dis
eased liver,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-12-31

Hockey yer, yo' Jeems Johnson, yo'
doan fink dat Tze goin to waltze wifi yo'
wit yo suspendah hangin down dat way.
What yo' teck me TO-, huh9"-Harper's
Bazaar
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-12-31

Mild, gentle, soothing and
healing is Dr.. Sage's Catarrh
Remedy. Only 50 cents.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-12-31

Among the more important publfS
buttons located here, in spacious and attl(
tive modern buildings, are the U. s. couf
and federal Office building the territorial
capitol St. vincent's sanitarium, territorial
penitentiary, New Mexico orphans training
school, st. Vincents charity hospital, U. s.
government Indian school, Ramona memo.
| rial institute for Indian girls, st. Catherine
Indian boys training school, Fort Marcy
barracks, St. Michael's college, Loretto acad.
envy, Presbyterian home missions industrial
school for girls, New Mexico deaf and dumb
institute, New West academy, Catholic
cathedral and four parish churches, Epis
copal, Presbyterian, Methodist and Con.
gregational churches, the governors palace
the archepiscopal residence of Archbishop J.
B. Salpointe and Bishop P. I. Chapelle
and many others, including first.class hotel
accommodations, and several sanitary in
stitutions for the benefit of health-seekers.
RESOURCES.
Santa Fe county has an area of 1,49S, 900
acres and population of 5000. The prin-
cipal occupations are mining, sheep and cat
tie raising, truck farming and fruit growing.
The valley soils are especially adapted to
horticulture and there is a, hand q never
failing market in the mining camps.
In the southern portion of the county
mining forms the principal industry, the
large deposits of coal, lead, silver, iron, cop
per and gold, in veins as well as in the form
Of placer gold, at Cerrillos, New Placers
(Dolores), Golden and San Pedro being Just.
ly noted for their richness.
THE WORLDS sANrTARIUM.
But 1t 10 to Santa FEES superior climatic
advantages, and its fame as natures most
potent healing power as cure for consump-
ton and other pulmonary disease that Santa
Fe bases its great future upon. The highest
American medical authorities concede the
superior advantages of the city's location.
The requisites of a climate curative Of
consumption, are, according to the best
medical testimony, altitude, dryness, equa.
bility of temperature light and sunshine,
and a porous soil. Moreover, if possible,
these must be sought in localities interesting
ane attractive, where variety and occlpa.
ton lazy be had, and the social advantages
ere good.
An eminent German authority says: "Ths
altitude most favorable to the human organ
Ism Is about 1000 METERS" somewhat more
han $500 feet
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-12-31

SURE CONNECTION.
a-see h Pacific
"bes
my VI 1~R
q. F. DARBYsHiRE, Cen. Agt, Fl Paso Texas
cAsToN MEsL'ER Cen. Pass. Ticket ACT Dallas, Tsx
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-12-31

vati II and action OF this Tol1
cine will be lucidly set forth. Evt1
read it, The cal, nder aud astronoinfc1f
laiions to be found In this brochure are always
astonishngly accurate, aud the S atistics, lus
trat ons, hunor and other reading matter rich
in interest and flu OF profit. The Hostetter Com
pany, OF Pittsburgh, Pa. publish it themselves
They employ more than sixty hands in the me-
chanical work, and mole than eleven months
In the year consumed in its pr paration. 1t
eau b. obtained. without cost, of all druggists
aud country dealers, an is printed In English,
German, French, Welsh, Norwegian, Swedish.
Holland, Bohemian and Spanish.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-12-31
THE MILITARY rosT.

At Santa Fe is the Oldest military estab.
lishment on American soil, having been in
almost continuous occupation since 1902
when the Spaniards first established here
their base of operations. Old Fort Marcy
was built by U. 8. soldiers in 1916 and the
new post was occupied few years later
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-12-31

Regulat
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1892-12-01

L
Everybody has vague notion that
there is immense power in the great
| falls of Niagara river-as much, per.
haps, as that employed by all the fac.
tories of considerable manufacturing
city Some wild enthusiast might
imagine that the great falls exert force
enough TO operate all the vast mills of
this state, the greatest manufacturing
area in the country.
Facts are the most stupendous things
we are called upon TO consider. They
arouse incredulity. We cannot grasp
them, and some whose faith is some
what limited cannot believe what they
car iot grasp. Nobody can, for exam
pie, conceive of the distance the sun is
from the earth. The figures can be
stated, but they convey no ineligible
idea.
The power of Niagara falls has been
computed, but there is not person liv-
ing who can conceive what it is and
what it means. The calculation of
engineers is that it is five times as great
as the entire power now utilized in the
United States. To put so great force
to use-or rather some part of it's the
present problem upon which engineering
skill and capital are employed.
Ii has been calculated that the total
power of Niagara falls amounts to about
100000 horse power. The scheme
now in progress of realization contem-
plates the present use of 100000 horse
power only, and city using even this
amount will be one of considerable size.
Sosmall fraction of power taken from
the falls will make no appreciable effect
upon their beauty and grandeur, and yet
even this most ambitious of schemes,
perhaps the most stupendous engineer
ing feat ever undertaken, is as nothing
compared with one which would be
necessary to utilize the vastness of
natures store there.
Perhaps there is no better illustration
of the limitations of mans powers, and
the slowness of the operation of his
mind in some directions, than the fact
that this tremendous store of power has
been roaring at the door of progress for
ages, and is only admitted through a
very narrow crack as the country begins
its fifth hundred year of existence under
civilization.
1t is overpowering to consider that all
the manufacturing Of all substances for
the whole country could be done by
power furnished by Niagara falls and
only one-ffth of the theoretical power
OF the great engine of nature be utilized
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1892-12-01

Is trifie less than 1000 square miles
smaller by 800 square miles than New
Jersey. and with only one-fifth the pop
nlation of this State, or of the city Of
Boston--only about half the population
OF this city. The islands are all Of vol
canic origin, have no minerals, a poor
supply of building stone and timber.
The soil, except in isolated sections, at
the base of the mountains and in the
valley, is sandy and unproductive.
Sugar is the great staple product,
though small quantities of rice, wool,
molasses, tallow and bananas are ex-
ported.
1.-THE United States wants TO take on
Hawaii for the sake of having a big
sugar plantation that does not now pay
running expenses, and have the pleas
ure OF paying Claus Spreckles the 3
cents-a-pound bounty on the two or
three hundred million pounds he raises.
that is about what it would get by such
annexation. On the other hand, there
is the hope that the islands might be
made profitable. So might vast acres of
country unoccupied in the United
States.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1892-12-01
HUMAN NATURES INEQUALITIES,

I've lost faith in human nature,n is
the common expression of many who
have been deceived by strangers OF
wronged by pretended friends
IL don't believe in anybody or any-
thing" says the cynic.
a when all is said and done life Is not
worth living" say the bruised and heart
broken men aud women who have grown
weary of the fight.
Not one In a hundred who utters such
a sentiment believes "A word of il. No.
not even while III ems wrung from them
by apparently justilying circumstances.
IL is the utterance OF che sublime egotist
Human nature deceivcs only those who
mistake human nature. Having as
sumed it to lie something il is not, they
are disappointed because IL disturbs
their cherished and careessly constructed
ideal. Human nature is weak and beau
tiful and changeable aud true, and bad
and solid and full of holes. The man
who Is conversant with aud really close
TO human nature Is never disappointed in
it, Ii we were all equally good aud true
and irrevocably upon tbe same perfect
plane physically, Intellectually and
morally, then. indeed, life would not De
worth living.
Perish the philosophy which would
reduce us to That
Life Is alone worth living because OF its
inequalities, as Deduty Is worshlped be-
cause of its rarity, and strength aud
goodness and riches give pleasure because
of their widely contrasting oppo,ites.
On the dead level Of equality we might
As well be so many sebseless hogs in the
warm mud-fat, insentient, fit only TO
eat lie in the warm sun and TO roll over
aud die With nothing To stimulate love
or hatred, with nothing to provoke
laughter or tears, with nothing to com.
mand resnect or awaken contemnt ,,i,h
no incentive To thought and no use for
physical strength, with no ambition and
no development-that is just what we
would be-
Thank God, j say, for the weaknesses.
the strength. the goodness. the badness
the beauty, the ugliness, the grandeur.
the insigniiicance OF human nature For
in this unevenness we reach the highest
physical, mental and moral development
and In it we find the greatest happiness
and the most reasonable excuse for
living
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1892-12-01
1T MADE THE FARMER TIRED

A simple minded farmer man
That owned pasture green,
Was made the victim OF plan
That was both sharp and mean.
~.'.
A neghbor said to him one day
(ie owned herd of oalves,)
"The way to make a pasture pay
Is to let it out at halves.
"My little calves you plainly see
They are so very small.
Il know you will agree with mel
They scarcely eat at all"
The foolish farmer could not see
That pasture let at halves,
Was giving half the feed away
To fat his neighbors' calves.
But soon he found himself straightway
In a most wretched plight;
The suckers" MIXED his cows by day,
And ate his grass at night.
When honest workers play the fool
And vote their own away,
Experience Is the only school
Where they will rue the day.
Three million workingmen will know
II from their labor "fired,"
Or forced to work for wages low,
What made the farmer tired"
ii. X. DEXTER.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1892-12-01

ANOTHER report is being circulated re-
lating to Mr.. Cleveland's use of the word
damn. This time il relates TO the candi
dacy of Edward Murphy for the senator
ship. The sHhieetis of little importance.
IL is the evident prevalence of presiden-
tial profanity that calls for censure. We
do not object to Mr.. Cleveland's acknowl-
edging his debt to the Tammany spoils-
men by giving them the offices. That is
to be expected. But he is going too far
when he condescends as president-elect of
the United States 20 adopt the social
shortcomings OF his friends Messrs.
Croker, Sheehan and Diver.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1892-12-01
Wrap the Little Ones Up.

To the Editors Of the NeLps:
Providence has. without doubt, got as good
teachers in its schools as any city in the coun-
try, but there is one thing that they may do
for the little one-the ones from TO Years of
age-and IL is this: They should see that the
little tots have cir outer garments and rub
bers on before they leave the school room.
This was brought TO the attention of the
writer by seeing bright little boy of about ?
he could do IL, and the cape of his overcoat in
his hand coming from school, yesterday. in
the storm. This may not be n part of the
teachers duties, but IL should be a pleasant
duty, and no doubt any who will adopt this
plan will soon find herself popular among the
little ones and their parents. Older scholars
could be called into service for this week
Let us see our little ones coming out of the
school rooms on cold or stormy day, cared
for as their mothers care for them.
Providence. Dec /.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1892-12-01
HAWAII.

1t has been alleged that there is an in.
tention on the part of this government
to establish protectorate over the
group of semi-independent islands in the
north Pacific ocean, 2,1O0 miles south
of west of San Francisco, between the
10Th and 23d degrees north latitude.
known generally as the kingdom of
Hawaii and geographically as the Sand
witch Islands. This allegation has been
qualifedly denied by the state depart
ment officials, but it is not vet
apparent whether this is an abso-
lutte or diplomatic denial.
Fierce opposition to the proposition has
arisisn in the Democratic press, not
very intelligently based nor lucidly ex-
pressed, but genuine Democratic oppo-
sition.
If the question of annexation of
Hawaii, or the establishment of a pro-
tectorate over it should ever come up.
it should be settled upon its merits and
discussed from strictly bipartisan
standpoint. There ought to be no poll
tics in it.
There are strong arguments that can
be employed in favor of the annexation
of these islands. They are essentially n
province of the United States now. SO
far as their commercial and social con-
dition is concerned. Nne-tenths of
Their trade is with us, and il was our
missionaries who went there in 1920
and in forty years had given the island
ers a religion and taught the whole
population the rudiments of education.
1t this country were to assume re-
sponsibilty for the islands it would have
most difficult problem to solve. The
government, as now organized, is not
self sustaining aud the population is
rapidly decreasing. In 1872 there were
over 10000 people on the islands: in
1894, the last census figures at hand
there were s0,57s. and less than half
were natives. The race seems TO be
doomed TO extinction. Two-thirds of
the women are barren, and the other
third have but few children and seem
to lack maternal instinct, To take the
place of the natives the Chinese ara
hocking to the islands in great numbers.
there being $4,000 of them there in
iSSi-well toward "A half of the entire
foreign population and more than one
fifth Of the whole. There are MANY
Portuguese also, with smaller numbers
of Americans, Germans and English. in
the order named.
The people are good tempered, light
hearted, pleasure loving. They have
been addicted TO those vices that tend 10
extinguish races. There is no word in
their language for female virtue. and
until recent years the people had no
knowledge Of 1t. The first contact Of |
the natives with foreigners contami.
mated them, and their habits and ipnor-
ance invited the foreign diseases that are
slowly but surely driving them ont Of
the world.
The Sandwich Islands number
twelve, but only eight are habitable.
The area Of the eight habitable islands
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1892-12-01

ALFRED DE RoTHscHILD is creating no
end of stir in the monetary world just
row by his plan for adjusting the silver
iifficulty. As the Rothschild family
ias handled considerable loose change
n its day the opinion of any one of its
members on financial matters ought to
be elaborate If not sound.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1892-12-01

AMERICAN protection is as essential to
American industrial independence as
the remuneration of foreign allegiance
by the citizens of this country is to the
American political independence.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1892-12-01
Il. W. LADD co.
More
Attractions! I!

we have pleasure in anno,,no-
ing the arrival o. our impor.a-
tion Of Fans, and shall make our
annual display this week. The
seiections are particularly rich
and beautiful, comprising the
most elegant stuffs and the most
novel designs.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1892-12-01

The announcement that Mr.. Charles
6. Fairchild may again be entrusted
with the portfolio of the treasury. will
be the source of widespread gratifica-
ton. Mr.. Fairchild proved himself an
able successor of Daniel Manning. He
Is conservative and sound on all none
tary questions. From present appear
ances it would seem that a better man
could not have been selected.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1892-12-01

The Boston Herald has already begun
to explain to its readers what an i'm
provement direct taxation is over our
present system of raising revenue. This
is getting ready for free-trade with
vengeance.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1892-12-01

Mr.. CLEVELAND is now proving to the
people that he knows as well how TO
keep quiet as he knew how to write let
ters. The result is however about the
same. His silence and his letters are
about equally lucid and Ineligible TO
the average mind,
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1892-12-01

IT would have been infinitely better
for M. de Lesseps if he had been con-
tent to rest his fame upon the construc-
tton of the Suez canal. The Panama
scheme was the mistake of his life. 1t
is record of vaulting ambition over
leaping itself.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1892-12-01

BEFORE it is decided to hold an extra
session of congress it would be well to
await the result of the closing session of
the Fifty-second. The ability of the
Democrats to handle regular con-
gress has not yet been demonstrated.
The Providence news. (Providence [R.I.]) 1891-1906, 1892-12-01

THERE is nothing in the recent re-
port on and explanation of the delay of
the terminal facilities that constitutes
an adequate reason for the relaxation
OF vigilence on part of the citizens. and
further, there is no reason why the
citizens should not have a complete an.
swer to their question as to the cause of
the delay.