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The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1892-12-09
VERMONT NEWS.

Several persons were injured, but
not fatally, in railroad accident at
Ferrisburg Wednesday caused by a
broken tire. Two cars were rolled
down 15-foot embankment.
Rev. A. r. Merriam Of Brattle-
boro has received call to the chair Of
practical theology in Hartford Theo-
logical seminary and it is probable that
he will accept.
Maj. Gen. Benjamin w. Brice, U.
is. A., retired, died Of congestion of the
lungs Sunday afternoon at his home in
Washington, aged S6 years and four
days.
The local train from Burlington to
Rutland ran over Theodore Beaudry
at Middlebury at 4:30 o'clock Monday
afternoon, making two cuts on his face
and smashing one foot an ankle SO bad
ly that they were amputated. Beaudry
is an obstinate fellow and was warned
to get off the track as the train was
coming. He paid no attention to the
warning or the repeated whistling Of
the engine. The engineer reversed the
train when he saw the man did not get
off the track, but as the grade is a
heavy one the train went from 6 to 10
feet over him before coming to a stand
still. Beaudry is over 90 years old
and has large family.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1892-12-09
Siflerlets-ShOr and Snappy.

Why all this waste of newspaper
space, in the busy season? Nobody
cares continental whose comet it is.
What has become of that epidemic
of designations which somebody said
was going TO break out among the
federal ce-holders!
The comet excitement is over, but
we have Congress, and Christmas is
just ahead.
France would better be careful.
Nothing would suit this administra-
ton better than an opportunity to
lick something.
Somehow the Vanderbilts don't get
much sympathy in their troubles by
fire and water. The world is toe
hard on us rich people.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1892-12-09


Trickey, the Boston Globe reporter
who wrote the sensational story about
lhe Lizzie Borden murder case, and
was under Indictment, met with tragic
death at Hamilton, Ont, Saturday.
In trying to catch moving train at the
Grand Trunk station he slipped and
was swung under the cars and killed.
At the time it was thought that his
name was Henry Malzar, and it was
not until Sunday the body was iden-
tilted.
Before the grand jury met at Fall
River, Trickey went on a visit to his
brother-in-law, Eben S. Melzar Of
Vanston, Ill. He did not feel safe
there, being afraid the jury would in
dict him and on November 26 he went
to Hamilton, Ont, registering at the
Royal hotel under the name of Henry
Melzar of New York.
The body was taken to Boston Sun
day evening for burial.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1892-12-09
Don't suffer with Indigestion, use Bax-
ter's Mandrake Bitters.


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The present season opened with a
rich display of new styles, and what
makes them particularly attractive is
the fact that, for the greater part,
they are derived from an historical
source. Thus, the Louis XIV. and
Louis XVI, pretty conceits are seen
by the side of the picturesque Direc-
toire and Empire Costumes, and the
graceful fances of the 1880 period
all these, to be sure, in their modern
notifications and relieved by the ar
tstic touch of our contemporary taste.
A great freedom of selection is, con-
sequently, afforded to every lady, for
no single leading style will prevent
her from following her natural taste.
To fully understand the past origin
of the varied Modes of our coming
season, and their development into
their present adaptions, no surer
guides could be obtained than the
Mcdowell Fashion Journals. "Paris
Album of Fashion" and "La Mode
de Paris" are great favorites and sell,
each, for 35 cents a copy, or $3.50 a
year. ia Couturiere" has wide
success, being 80 cents a copy, OF
$500 year. "La Mode" is the
best Home Fashion Journal, costing
only Is cents a copy, or S1.5O per
annum. They are supplied by news
dealers, OF by applying directly to the
house, at No. 4 West 14th Street,
New York City.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1892-12-09

A son of DIR. NJ. ID. Pusser, merchant
of Gibraltar. N. c., was SO badly affiict-
ed with rheumatism for a year or more as
to be unahle to work or go to school. His
father concluded TO try Chamberlain
Pain Palm on the boy. 1t soon cured him
AID he has since walked one and half
miles TO school and back every school
day. 80 cent bottles for sale by
Goddard & Gibson, Londonderry and
Richardson & Leonard, Londonderry and
Paru.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1892-12-09

With this issue the SITTER enters
upon it's tenth year. 1t will continue
to be independent and fearless and
tell the truth about the political
tricksters and mountebanks, and
give all the news in its field. One
dollar a year in advance.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1892-12-09

The Missouri girl whose wedding
dress was burned an hour before the
time set for the marriage ceremony
did not disappoint the guests; she
fixed up another dress and when
time was called by the parson she
came up smiling. She's girl worth
having.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1892-12-09

Old but true: the heaviest adyer-
tiser always gets the cream of the
Christmas trade, provided they
make no mistake in the selection of
mediums-Try the SITTER.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1892-12-09

Congress convened on Monday and
on Tuesday the President sent in his
The document makes
about eight columns in minion type.
The President adheres to the protec-
tive system and recommends that the
whole subject of the revision of the
tariff be left to the incoming Congress.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1892-12-09

Trains were delayed on Wednes-
day in the Northwest by heavy
snowstorm and blizzard.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1892-12-09

Miss Lizzie Borden was indicted
by the Taunton Grand Jury aud her
trial will probably take place in JAN
nary
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1892-12-09

People who give Hoods Sarsapalilla a
fair trial realize its great merit and are
glad to say good word for it. Have you
tried it?
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1892-12-09

Terms, $I.OO Year, strictly in
advance. Persons outside of Windham
County who receive the paper in single
wrappers must send 10 cents in addition
to pay for wrappers and postage.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1892-12-09

as-Entered at the Post-ofice at So. London
as second class matter.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1892-12-09
BIRTHS.
MARRIELi.

In Brooklyn, N. Y, Dec 2. a daugh.
ter to DR.. and Mrs. L. T. Arnold.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1892-12-09

Copies ofHis paper can be obtained
at Corpeate,'s News Rooms IN Brot-
We6OrO.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1892-12-09

A new French ministry has beer
for ned with NJ. Ribot at the head.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1892-12-09

Gov. Fuller has commissioned Capt.
F. w. Chi!ds of Brattleboro, who re-
Gently resigned the captaincy of the
Estey guard after 16 years active ser
vice, major by brevet. As the com
mission says, the honor is for long and
faithful service" Capt. Abel W.
Roberts, company D, 1st regiment,
brevet major, Vermont national guard,
has also resigned and his resignation
has been accepted.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1892-12-09

In So. Londonderry, Dec, 6, by Rev.
O. P. Fuller, r. F. Rugg and Mrs. Leila
M. Whitman, both of So. Londonderry.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1892-12-09

John Chinaman can give our
shrewdest lawyers points in beating
the law. The new anti-Chinese law
provided for the registration and
photographing Of each of the 107, ,475
Chinaman in the United States. j ohm
didn't like it, and only five of his race
have complied with the law, and In
Gle Sam is doing the worrying.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1892-12-09

No wonder the Pinkertons have a
political "pull." Robt. A. Pinker-
ton says they furnish men to both
parties, to maintain order and lnves-
tigage supposed frauds. Perhaps
they also furnish the men to make
disorder and engage in the supposed
frauds. In other words they play
both ends against the middle all the
time.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1892-12-09
Sifter John. -EdilOr.

FRIDAY MORNING, DEC. 8, 1892.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1892-12-09
-THE-
LONDONDERRY I
THE

HENRY M. SHANKs, PUBLISHER.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1892-12-09

have two-thrds of bottle on hand. Incredible
as this may seem it is nevertheless the plain hon.
est truth.
Sincerely Yours,
John A. Hayward.
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1892-12-09
PRICE THREE CENTS.
~
~
OFFICE OF

A. L. CUDwoRTH, ATTORNEY AT LAW.
So. Londonderry, Vt, Nov. Is, 1898,
Geo. G.. Smith.
Dear Sir-In January last my wife was troub-
led by rheumatic pains In her shoulders arms
and wrists, attended with some swelling of the
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1892-12-09

spring that could scarcely do any work, could
not raise my right arm to my head, and l suf-
fered most intense pain all the time. paid,
during the summer, eighteen dollars for lini-
ments which l applied without getting any re-
The Londonderry sifter. (South Londonderry, Vt.) 1883-19??, 1892-12-09

Geo. G. Smith,
Sir-It gives me pleasure to say good word
for your Rheumatic Cure. / had rheumatism
in my shoulder and right arm SO bad since last
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-04-01
NATIONAL ENCAMPMENT.

The President Asks Congress For an APP
preparation to Aid the G. A. X. National
Encampment.
WASHINGTON, March 90 "A message
from the president transmitting a COM
munication from the district commits
sioners, accompanied by letter from
the chairman of the executive commit
tee of the q. A. r encampment to be
held next September, was laid before
the senate yesterday.
An appeal is made for 500, 900, one
half to be paid by the district for the
expenses of the encampment The
president says: THE event is one of
national interest and the attendance
of surviving union soldiers will prob
ably be larger than at any encamp-
ment that has ever been held The
parade of the survivors of our
great armies on Pennsylvania ave-
nue. will bring wildly back those
momentous days when the great
armies of the east and west marched
through the streets of Washington in
high parade and were received by our
citizens with joyful acclaim. 1t seems
TO me that it would be highly appro-
pirate for congress to aid in making
this demonstration impressive and in
extending to those soldiers whose lives
a beneficent providence has prolonged
an opportunity to see in the security
and peaceful development and pros
perity which now SO happily prevail at
the national capital. the fruits of their
sacrifice and valor"
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-04-01
Wide Awake for April

Is a veritable Easter number. In its
pictures, in its stories. in its poems, the
Easter spirit predominates. This April
number is quite as acceptable remem-
brance at the Easter season as the con-
ventional card or booklet Meynelle's
frontispiece, Easter Day." Burgess
full-page Easter Lily" CARROTS stir
ring crusading picture, are fitting ac-
compartments to Miss Poulsson's
charming verses, THE Flowers Easter
Message" to Miss Barstow's delightful
''Story of an Easter Hat" and to Ell
bridge ). Brooks spirited Easter Day
ballad of crusading days, prince AL
meric's Amulet" Mrs. Lewis descrip-
ton of the "Easter-Tree, and the days
festivities in Germany. Miss Amanda
i. Harris delightful story of How
Easter came to the little Nuremberg
Maids" and another sketch in the Fair
Harvard Series, THE Holy Coat of
Treves' by Kenneth Mckenzie are
timely. Miss Cooke contributes capt.
tai wartime story of Southern life,
"The Romance of a Calico Gown" Tu-
dor jerks, a characteristic wonder
story, ''Christopher's AT Home and
Lieut.-Col. Thorndike, a stirring ae-
count of fight ''Out of Paris by Bal
loon" ID. Lothrop Co., Boston, Pubs.
20 cents a number. 81 40 a year.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-04-01
Dissatisfied with His Course.

LONDON, March 26.-The whole tenor
of opinions expressed in the house of
commons indicates that the opposition
means to seize the chance to arraign
Lord Salisbury as pursuing a need
lessly vexatious course instead of as
senting to the reasonable arrangement
offered by the Washington govern
ment
To-day's number of the Speaker, Mr..
Gladstone's organ, contains an in
spired article which, after Analysing
the evidence on seal killing, maintains
that the renewal of the modus vivendi
ought TO be assented to by the British
government
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-04-01
On His Way Home.

PARIS, March 26.-Hon- Whitelaw
Reid and wife started from this city
last evening for Havre, where they en-
barked to-day on a steamer for New
York.
Mme. Ribot wife of the minister of
foreign affairs; NJ. Jules Seigfried of the
chamber of deputies, to which has been
referred the proposed credit for
Frances part in the Chicago fair; all
the descendants of Lafayette in Paris;
Gen. J. Meredith Reed, formerly min
ister t. Greece, and number of others
gathered at the railway to bid Mr.. and
Mrs Reid farewell
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-04-01
THE VOTE ON SILVER.
How Members of the House Voted on the
Silver Bill.


Silver Bill.
WASHINGTON. March 6.-Following
is the vote of the house on the motion
to Law the Biard silver bill on the table:
Yeas-Messrs. Amernan. Andrew. Atkinson,
Bacon, Barwir, Belden, Belkunp eltshoover,
Bentley, Bergen, Bingham, Boutelle, Bowman,
Brawley, Brickner, Brosius, Drummer, Buchan-
an IN. j. Bunting, Burrows, Bushnell, Cable,
Cadmus, Caldwell, Castle, Causey, Chaplin,
Chapman. Clancy. Cobb MOI Coburn. Cochran,
Cogswen, Coolidge, Coombs. Covert Cox,
Curtis. Cutting. Dalzell Daniel, DeFor-
est, Dingley, Doane, Deliver. Dunphy,
English Fellows. Fitch, Flick Geary,
Geissenhainer. Gillespie, Greenleaf, Grlswold,
Grout, Hall, Hallowell, Hamilton. Harmer,
Harter, Haugen, Hayes Qal, Haines (O),
Henderson Qa.). Hit, HOar, Hooker IN. ",
Hopkins pa Hopkins 1ll) Houk CTennD,
HUFF. HUI. johnson Qnd) johnson Md,
Ke.cham, Kebbs. Lagan. Lapham, Lind. Little,
Lockwood, Lodge, Loud, Lynch, Wagner, Nc
Aleer. Mcdonald, Mccain, Mckaig McKenna
Mckinney, Meyer. Miller. Milliken, Mitchell
Mutchler, Newberry, ODonnell, ONeill
(Mass), oNein pa, Cultivate,
Page (R l., Page ND, Pat
tison tO), Payne. Perkins Post, Powers,
Quackenbush. Raines, Randall Ray. Rayner,
Russell, Reed, Reyburn. Rife, Robinson Pa),
Scull Seerley Shank. Smith, Sperry. Stephen
son, Stephens, c. W. Stone, Storer. Stout,
Stump Taylor Qll), J. d. Taylor Tracey,
Walker, Warner, Waugh, Weaver, Wheeler
(MichD. Wilcox, Williams (MassD, Wilson
(kyD, Wilson (Wash.l, Wilson CIV. Va, VOL
verton and Wright. Total, las.
Nays-Messrs. Abbott, Anderson Alexander,
Allen, Arnold, Babbitt, Bailey, Baker, Bank
head, Bartine Beman, Blanchard Bland, Blount,
Bowers, Branch, Breckenridge (Ky.), Betz,
Broderick, Brookshire, Bryan, buchanan CVa),
Bullock, Bum, Busey, Butler, Bynum, Byrne,
Caminetti, Capehart, Carruth, Cate, Clark
Wyo), Clark (Ala.), Cobb (Ala), Cowles, Cox
CTenn), Grain CTex), Crawford, Culberson,
Davis, DArmond Dickerson, Dixon, Dock
cry, Dugan, Edmunds. Ellis, Epes, Ever
EFT, Fithian. Forney, Fowler, Funston. Fyan
Giants, Goodnight, German. Grady Halverson,
Hare, Harries Hatch, Heard, Hemphil Hender-
son IN c., Herman, Holman. Houk, (O), John
Lanham, Lawson CVa), Lawson tGa-l, Layton,
Lester (Ga.), Lewis Livingston, Long. Mallo-
~, Mansur, Martin. McClelland, McCreary,
Montgomery, Moore. Moses, Norton.
O'Farreu, O'Nein (Mo), Otis, Owens,
Parrett, Patterson (TennD, Patton,
Paynter, Pearson, Pendleton, Pickler,
Pierce, Price, Reilly, Richardson, Robertson
Ga), Rockwell Sawyers, Scott. Shively. Simp-
son. Snodgrass, Snow, Stackhouse. Steward
Ql), Stewart CTex-), Stockdale, Stone (Ky),
Sweet CVa), Taylor, Terry, Tillman. Townsend
TuclZner Turner, Turpie, Warwick, Washing
ton, Watson, WeadOck. Wheeler (Ala.). White,
Whiting, Williams Qll). Wilson (Mo), VIM,
Wise, Youmans and Crisp. Total, l4a
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-04-01
The Reasons for Seeking a Divorce.

CHICAGO, March 25.-Mrs. Ella Bur
bingham, wife OF the Oak street drug
gist whose departure for Europe during
the Cronin excitement caused much
comment has fled a suit for divorce.
The couple came to Chicago in 1874
with only $500. Now Birmingham is
worth SIS, 600. which Mrs. Birmingham
sets forth that she helped earn. The
defendants refusal to purchase home,
notwithstanding his ample means, and
belief that he is about to start TO Eu-
rope with another woman are the
grounds advanced for the action which
she has taken.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-04-01
HEM M ED IN.
A Decree Forbidding Russian Jews From
Passing Through Germany.

A Decree Forbidding Russian Jews From
Passing Through Germany.
BERLIN, March 26.-The Breslau Zeit-
ung yesterday published the text of an
imperial decree prohibiting the passage
of Russian Jews through Germany.
The decree is very rigorous and those
Jews to whom the frontier committees
guarantee support and those provided
with money and tickets for passage on
ocean steamers are refused entry into
Germany equally with those Jews who
are entirely destitute and friendless.
The police are warned under penalty
of severe punishment to carry out to
the letter the instructions contained in
the decree and under no circumstances
to permit any evasion of the law by
the large number of Jews who are try
ing to enter Germany through Galicia
As it is impossible to make the decree
known throughout Russia, thousands
of Jews, ignorant of the prohibition,
are certain to arrive at the frontier
where, as they will be halted and will
not be permitted to proceed further, it
will be. impossible to provide accom-
mcdations for them.
A few cases have already occurred
where Jews endeavoring to get into
this country despite the warning they
have received have been shot down
while attempting to pass the frontier
guards
The committees which have been
formed for the purpose of providing re-
lief for these unfortunate people say
that an enormous number OF the Jews
are seeking to escape from Russian
tyranny and persecution and are ready
to emigrate whenever the opportunity
offers.
The committees after a careful study
of the subject estimate that 400, 900
To,- -.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-04-01

Is fraught with import doubly dire to the
unhappy man who beholds his dwelling or
his warehouse feeding the devouring ele-
ment uninsured. Happily most people who
can, insure everything but health Nine
tenths of us neglect the preservation of this
when it is in palpable jeopardy. Incipient
indigestion, liver complaint, In grippe, in
action of the kidneys and bladder and
malaria are all counteracted by Hostetter's
Stomach Bitters
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-04-01
The Only One Ever Printed-Can You Find
% WOrto

There is q 3 inch display advertisement
in this paper. this week, which has no two
words alike except one word. The same is
true of each new one appearing each week,
from The DR.. Harter Medicine Co. This
house places a Crescent on everything
they make and publish. Look for it. send
them the name of the word and they win
return you book, beautiful Autographs or
samples free.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-04-01

Anxious Mother-Dear me! what is
the matter?
Bride-Boo-hoo! NY hus-husband
doesn't lo-love me as much as he did
Boo-hoo-hoo!
Anxious Mother-Mercy, on usl what
has happenei?
Bride-When he went dow-down
town this morning he only (boo-hoo),
only kissed me seventeen times, boo
Observation-Disclosures News
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-04-01
STATE OF OHIO. CITY OF TOLEDO, I ..
II.r..-r,- -.

FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that he is
the senior partner of the firm of +. j..
CHENEY q Co, doing business in the City
of Toledo, County and State aforesaid. and
that said firm will pay the sum of ONE
HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and every
case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by the
use of HALLS CATARRH CURE
FRANK j. CHENEY.
Sworn to before me and subscribed in
my presence, this 9th day of December, A
ID. 1886 A. W. GLEASON,
tsEAL Notary Public.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally and
acts directly on the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Send for testimonials,
free. +. j. CHENEY q Co, Toledo, o.
~ Sold by Druggists, 15c.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-04-01

Is IT sensiblel Is it reasonablel Is 1t
economy. TO suffer yourself and worry
others with headache when BradycrOtine
will relieve you in fifteen minutes. 1t costs
only fifty cents bottle. 80 cents.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-04-01
"Nothing New Under the SUM-"

MOI not even through cars to Denver,
Ogden. Salt Lake City, San Francisco and
Portland. This is simply written to remind
you that the Union Pacific is the Pioneer in
running through cars to the above men
TONED points, and that the present through
car arrangement is unexcelled We also
make THE time For details address any
agent of the company, call on YOUR nearest
ticket agent, or write TO z. l.. LOMAX,
G. P. q T. A. U. Z. System, Omaha, Neb. =
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-04-01
The Skill and Knowledge

Essential to the production of the most per-
feet and popular laxative remedy known,
have enabled the California Fig Syrup Co.
to achieve great success in the reputation
of its remedy, Syrup of Figs. as it is con-
coded to be the universal laxative. For sale
by all druggists.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-04-01

For THROAT DISEASES, COUGHs, Colds,
etc efrectual relief is found in the use of
"BrO,CH's bronchial TrOche&" Price p cts.
Sold only in bOIes
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-04-01

OSE of the most persistent forces in ma
ture is the needle, which always carries its
point and always has an eye out for bust
ness.-LowelI Courier
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-04-01

YoU can never know how high value
man puts upon himself until he sues rail-
road company for 5000 damages for the
loss of one finger.-Baltimore American.
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-04-01

NoTwo vegetables are exactly alike, but
one onion bears Il strong resemblance to
another.-W ashingtOn Star,
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-04-01

YoU will never offend anyone by ridcul-
ing the average man, for the reason that
everyone who hears you thinks he is above
the average
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-04-01

A wALKING-HAT is most convenient II is
not necessary TO run after it when the wind
tips it off.-Picayune
The Iola register. [volume] (Iola, Allen County, Kansas) 1875-1902, 1892-04-01

THE only way to win in an argument with
woman is 10 walk off when you have
stated your side of it -Atchison Globe