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Guaranteed Cure.

We authorize our advertised druggist to
sell DR.. Kings New Discovery for Con-
sumption, Coughs and Colds, upon this
condition. II you are afflicted with q
Cough. Cold or any Lung, Throat or
Chest trouble, and will use this remedy
as directed. giving it a fair trial, and ex-
perience no benefit, you may return the
bottle and nave your money refunded.
We could not make this offer did we not
know that Dr. Kings New Discovery
could be relied On. 1t never disappoints.
Trial bottle free at @. M. Creamer's drug
store. Large size so ctr. and $1.O0.
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Shining.

Wool-Why is it DR.. Thlrdly's people
permit him to wear the same shiny old
coat year after year2
Van Pelt-They like to look up to him
~ shining example.
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"Isn't that Floyof? How does he hap
pen to be at large? thought he was
insane"
mo. Haven't you heard The man he
sta bbed got we'll. Chicago Tribune
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AAos0aFcr''' ......."... Frank Lesnet
EDUCATIONAL.
TERRITORIAL BOARD OF EDUCATION,
Governor L Bradford Prince, Prof. Hiram
hadiey, Elias s. Slower, Amado Chaves,
Prof. P. :. Schneider,
Supt. OF Public Instruction. .Amado Chaves
HISTORICAL.
Santa Fe, the city of the Holy Faith of St,
Francis, is the capital of New Mexico, trade
center, sanitarium and Archepiscopal see.
An Indian Pueblo had existed on the site pre-
vious to the 18th century. Its name was
O-ga-p'ho-ge, but it was abandoned
before Coronados time The Spanish town
OF Santa Fe was founded in 1906 it is there
fore the second Oldest European settlement
still extant in the United States. In 1904
came the first yenturesome American trader
the forerunner Of the great line of mer-
chants who have made tratfi C over the Santa
Fe trail, worldwide in its celebrity.
CITY OF SANTA FE.
The city lies in charming nook on the
west side of the Santa Fe range and is shell
tered from the northern winds by spur of
low hills which extend from the mountains
west as far as the Rio Grande. 1t lies in the
center Of the valley at the mouth of a pictur-
esque canon, the chief entrance to the Pecos
National Park, and through which runs tho
Rio Santa Fe, beautiful mountain stream,
having its rise in the Santa Fe range of
mountains. Its elevation is 6,s6S feet. It's
populatinn is 1850. 1t has good schools and
churches. There IS an excellent system of
water works. The city is lighted with gas
and electricity. 1t has more points of his
toric interest than any other place on the
North American continent Land may be
purchased at prices to snit the rich or The
poor. Five acres in Santa Fe or vicinity
will produce more than can he prolured
anywhere else in the world. Cgrm rsc'.
are close at hand and we can s.aoe,. e. '-
compete with any other locality, since l.
first fruit tree was planted in tire S...
valley there has been bat one Il .sa- "a ..
fruit crop. What place, what co.a-55y a...
approach this record?
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Affections Of the bowels, so prevalent in
children, cured by Simmons Liver Regu-
lator.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-03-22

A dose Of Simmons Liver Regulator,
taken daily, will relieve and prevent in
di gestion.
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Book binding to the Queens taste and
at American prices at the New MEXICAN
book binderv.
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Pimples, blotches and sores and their
cause is removed by Simmons Liver Regu-
lator
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Quite Another Thing.

Hole on, dar," said a colored man. hail
ing an acquaintance. Does yer cross der
street cherry time yer sees me ter keep from
payin dat bill"
NO | doesn't"
What denP"
'Ter keep from bein axed fur it. Texas
Siftings
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iuulu.d, i... -.....l.
ern Wisconsin aio M.u.
temperature Of Wisyou-a III Size
and the winter temp ra 10 ol ,u.r.
Illinois and Indiana. in other words.
staying in Santa Fe, the invalid gets lie
favorable summers that's resident OF Spring
field, Illinois, can get only by emigrating
annually to Lake Superior.
Here is neurological data for 1891 as fur.
nished by the U. S. local weather bureau:
Average ture,........................ 47.3
Average relative humidity....... ......... 5I.3
Average velocity of wind, miles per
| hOur.......,.. rs
| Total ralnial ........ ......"..."l6.7
Number of cloudles days........ ............ 1876
Number Of fair ays.........-................ 107
Number of cloudy days. G3
For tubercular diseases the death rate in
New Mexico is the lowest in the union, the
ratio being as follows: New England, %;
Minnesota, IA; southern states g. New. Mex
leo, 3.
DISTANCES
Santa Fe is distant from Kansas City $50
miles; from Denver 1888; miles; from Trinidad,
216 miles; from Albuquerque, IS miles; from
Deming, 3l6 miles; from FL Paso, $40 miles;
from Los Angeles, 1882 miles; from San
Francisco, 1881 miles.
POINTS OF INTEREST.
There are some forty various points of
more or less historic interest in aud about
the ancient city.
The old adobe palace stands on the spot
where the old Spanish palace had been erect
ed shortly after 1905. That ancient structure
was destroyed in 1880, and the present one
was constructed between 1897 and l7l6.
The chapel of San Miguel was built be-
49, Nd r. 1ntt, l,
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Ward off

disease by removing the cause of it.
It's with the liver or the blood, nine
times out of ten. A sluggish liver
makes bad blood and bad blood
makes trouble. DIR. Pierce's Gold
en- Medical Discovery makes p7ve
blood. 1t invigorates the liver and
kidneys, rouses every organ into
healthful action, and ceanscs and
renews the whole system. Through
the blood it cures. For Dyspepsia,
Indigestion, Biliousness, Scrofulous,
Skin and Scalp Diseases -evon
Consumption or Lung-scrofula) in
its earlier stages, it's certain
remedy.
Nothing else is "iust as good.
Anything "just as good" could be
sold just as this is. It's the only
blood-puritier that's g~Graateed to
benefit or cure, in every ca z, or taa
money is refunded.
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Danger Of Infection.

Hell sometimes think that insanity is
catching.
She-And yet you dare to come here
and put me in danger OF infection.
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Free Wool Candidate Goes Wool
Gathering.
Senator Hill has started ON one Of those
fatal wool gathering tours from which
presidential candidates come back shorn
Of all their hopes. -Philadelphia Record.
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Brief.
A Timely Warning.

The reporter dearest to the editor
heart is always short in his accounts.
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The catarrh that isn't cured coe-s
$500. Not to yoat, but to me pro-
prietors of DR.. Sage's Catarrh Rem
edy. They promise to pay you the
money, if you have an incurable
case.
They don't believe that you have
one.
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In The Sunlight.

In Tne sunlight.
Basked in the sunlight of the smiles,
By loves soft breezes famed.
What wonder that this youth at length
Should be so badly tanned?
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,.MANnooD RESTORED.
In The Narrow Way.

In The Marrow Way.
Jaspar-For a good and pious man
Brown is remarkably lazy and shiftless.
Jumpuppe-Yes; be is sort of tramp
on the straight and narrow way.
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A Timely Warning.
Let US whisper word in your ear,
John Bull
Remember the Yankee privateer,
John Bull!
-Globe.DemOcrat.
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REsoURCEs.

Santa Fe county has an area Of 1893 900
acres and population of 5000. The prin.
cipal occupations are mining, sheep and cat
tie raising, truck farming and fruit growing.
The valley soils are especially adapted to
horticulture and there is at hand a never
failing market in the mining camps.
In the southern portion of the county
mining forms the principal industry, the
large deposits of coal, lead, silver, iron, cop.
per and gold, in veins as we'll as in the form
Of placer gold, at Cerrillos, New Placers
!Dolores), Golden and San Pedro being just
Nv noted for their richness
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THE WORLDS sANrTARrUM.

But it is to Santa FEES superior climatic
advantages, and its fame as natures most
potent healing power as cure for consump-
ton and other pulmonary disease that Santa
Fe bases its great future upon. The highest
American medical authorities concede the
superior advantages of the city's location.
The requisites of a climate curative of
consumption, are, according to the best
medical testimony, altitude, dryness equa.
bility of temperature, light and sunshine,
and a porous soil. Moreover, if possible,
these must be sought in localities interesting
ton lay be had, and the social advantages
ere good.
An eminent German authority says: "The
altitude most favorable to the human organ
Ism Is about 1000 meters" somewhat more
Than $500 feet,
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YEAR. ANNUAL MEAS, YEAR. A.
Middletown transcript., 1892-03-17
Where Ignorance Is Bliss
Il Is Folly
To bs Wise.

H SIX the question. Why can't
IA Parker make and sell Harness
II cheaper than any one that only
makes and sells 80 to 75 sets a year :?
How do we sell from 100 to $50 sets a
month ? Surely it is not because they
are good-for-nothing. The people are
not all fools. A nimble sixpence is
better than slow shilling. How is
it done then :? Simply by buying goods
from first hands, not fir ON jobbers who
must have the profit you are entitled
to. Cutting and making them up in
large quantities. Understanding the
improved method - in short, being
practical. Then again, which is the
better, selling IS sets of Harness year
at profit of from 81 to S8, or selling
1000 sets at profit of 81. SO to $3.50 q
set ? Don't you see. When | depend
ed on local trade, was continually
crying down other work than my own
too common. too cheap, won't last
&C., &c. The people bought it all the
same. So concluded | would make
it for them. l claim to know some
thing about the Harness business, and
have some pride in my reputation as
manufacturer. That being the case,
do you think 1 could jeopardize my
standing Sc !? I know what / am doing.
All manner Of things are said and
done in opposition 10 new methods.
Why not improve Oh he Harness line
as upon any other? " hat is the mat
ter with the w. L. Douglas machine
made shoes ? What is the matter with
machine-made clothing /? What is the
matter with factory-made blinds,
doors, &c. &c What is the matter
with factory-made Harness Why
nothing, only the price. Who could
think Of competing with our manu-
facturers of phosphate with hoe. All
l will say in conclusion If you are
needing set of Harness or anything
in the line, come and see US. We have
handmade as we'll as machine-made,
and will sell you the goods in quanti-
ties away down. Our Collars, Ropes,
Hames &c., came direct from the
manufacturers at Quantity price.
We will give you ours also. If after
seeing our goods for yourself, and
heard our story, you are not interested,
we will allow you to depart in peace.
Middletown transcript., 1892-03-17
Fine Question.

The Germans are very philoso-
phical and somewhat argumentative
race. Two workmen in the great
Krupp cannon manufsctory were
overheard discussing an important
question.
"In your opinion, Johann" said
one, (which is the more important
part of a cannon-the hole or the
steel?
"The hole Of course. Heinrich, y
said the other. Because what use
| in the world would a cannon be with
out any hole in it :"
"You are wrong. Johann. It's th'
steel that's more important; for hov
many men could you kill with q hol'
with nothing around itf"-Youth'
| Companion.
Middletown transcript., 1892-03-17
" Poor little girls /"

Poor little girls!"
A young man, educated, refined
who is living on the east side and try
ing to better the condition of these
people, climbed four awful flights Of
stairs and came upon the group. There
lay the baby's body. "God has
taken him !" said the young man.
Don't talk of God in a tenement
house p said one Of the group, bitter-
ly. We come into the world with
out choice, and we drag through il
without choice, starving, freezing, all
the way. He's got no use for u.s.
It's only rich folks that can afford to
have a God and believe in one"
The young man was troubled,
don't wonder your faith weakens,''
said he.
It don't weaken" was the reply.
"There isn't any. Faith is dead-as
dead as that baby"
For one short moment the young
man sought a reply. 1t was no time
for argument, and silence would mean
defeat.
"Look !" said he, and his eyes
shone with the consciousness of good
victory won. "Death means life.
Like seed that must lie in the dark
ground before it can fulfill its mis-
sion of leaves and flowers and fruits.
Your faith may be there now, but its
day Of birth comes" Then to the
sisters; Little. .ones, you shall come
with me and learn to live"
It may have been his words. or the
earnest simplicity Of his manner, OF
his caressingly protective way toward
the little girls, that wrought the work.
But just then the bitter one went up
to him and grasped his hand.
There are lots of men," said he,
"and a few brethers, but you-you
are man and a brother. I can have
faith in you, and to believe that you
were sent into hell's kingdom for good
work"
Now" said he.'young man. glad
ly, i" the seed of your faith has put
forth a shoot" ."-Harper's Weekly.
Middletown transcript., 1892-03-17
THE SLY GRANGER.
HE WANTED TO GET HOME WITHOUT
WALKING THERE.

IN.
"Tickets, please" said the conduc-
tor of q train on line running east
out Of Detroit, as he entered the car.
There was a very general response
in the shape Of pasteboard until he
came to farmer who was very earn
estly looking out Of the window.
"Tickets, please" said the conduc-
tor.
The man paid no attention.
"I'll take your ticket, if you please" /"
The man looked up at him, Hain't
got any" he answered, slowly.
"Well, the money then. Where
are you going%
"Hain't got any money"
"Well, then, what are you oD here
for? If I don't get either money or
ticket must put you off the train" i"
"You wouldn't stop an express train
Just to put one man Of, now would
your"
"Wouldn't :I? You'll soon see
whether I will or not. Now I want
your ticket or the cash without any
more fuss"
"Nary one."
The conductor::paused for a moment
or two and then called the brakeman
"Now are you going to get off with
cut fuss or will we have to throw
you Off"
The man sighed and said he would
go off quietly. When they got out or
the platform and the conductor hat
his hand on the bell-rope the passen-
ger cast his eye over the flying land.
scape and said:
"Ain't there no way we can fix thi
upT
Certainly. Ticket or money"
After another look the man shook
his head. "Let her go, captain"
The conductor pulled the rope
The air-brakes scrunched and tn
train came to stop. The man step
ped of, and then handing the conduc
tor a bit of pasteboard said:
."I don't cheat no railway company
captain. Here ye are"
"Why in thunder didn't you Civ
me this before 7 You can ride fv
miles further on this ticket. Ste]
aboard lively, now"
"Never mind, captain. I woult
have to walk five miles back if did
I live over yonder. So long, cap
Detroit Free Press.
Middletown transcript., 1892-03-17
A Balloon Trip to Europe

N oAAsOOA AIIp w AAt4kVkso'
To make voyage across the ocean
to Europe in a balloon is an enterprise
projected by Prof. Samuel A. King.
the aeronaut, and several financial
hackers, to take place from Philadel-
phia sometime during next summer,
says the Press of that city. The pro-
ject is not yet definitely assured, al
though Professor King has beer
promised the funds necessary for q
complete preparation for the trans-
Atlantic journey. The expense that
would be attached to such an enter
prise is estimated to be about $4,000
or $25, 200.
1t is Professor Kings opinion thai
the balloon necessary to make trans
Atlantic voyage should be a hydrogen
one and its capacity should be from
100000 to 100000 cubic feet. HI
believes that trip through a higt
latitude, say three and one-halt miles
high, as has been suggested by some
aeronauts, is not advisable. His ides
is that the balloon should carry a drag
rope 1000 or 1900 feet long, with
the end trailing in the water. In thii
way the balloon could strike a cur
rent of air and travel with it across
the ocean.
There would be two cars attached
to the balloon The upper one woult
carry the passengers and the food
The lower one would be used as {
cuisine, and could be descended int
by means Of a rope ladder. Th
idea is to have the cuisine removed
from the upper car about the space o
twenty feet, SO that there would be nj
danger from the coal oil stove. Pro.
fessor King has made over 800 balloon
ascensions in his career.
Middletown transcript., 1892-03-17
Polite but Firns.

It is said of John Kemble, the cele.
brated tragedian, that he was mot
afraid to speak his mind to any one
when he deemed it necessary. Kings
and princes had no more terror for
him than persons Of humble rsak or
of no rank at. At one time he had
the honor Of giving lessons in elocu-
tion to the Prince OF Wales, who
afterward became King George ~,
aud his patience was much tried, for
his royal pupil was far from being .
brilliant scholar. AT Last one day
when the Prince, according to the
yitiatsd pronunciation Of the time
had been saying oblsegsn Kemble,
with great disgust depicted on his
countenance, said firmly: !" Sirs.' !
must beseech your Royal Highnesa "a
open your royal jaws and say obligeT'
Manchester Examiner.
Middletown transcript., 1892-03-17
HE CAPTURED A RAILROAD
A Pennsylvania CLOCK PEDDLER
WHO BECAME A POWERFUL
MILLIONAIRE.

Christian Long, whose career as Q
clock peddler, evangelist, Legislative
lobbyist and millionaire made him
famous in Pennsylvania, died at biz
home in Shippensburg yesterday aged
about seventy-seven. he began work
in the Cumberland Valley as an ex-
horter. In this he gained acquaint-
ance with the farmers in that section,
which he used to excellent purposes
when he travelled over the same dis
trict as fiddler and clock peddler
One of his favorite schemes was to
visit farmers house in the evening
and entertain his family with bis
fiddle, and before leaving traded one
of bis clocks for Cumberland Valley
Railroad stock, when that company
was yerging on bankruptcy. He OBJ
tanned many shares in this way at %
cents share. When he decided to
stop peddling clocks his power was SC
great that he dictated to the Board
Of Directors and President Of the
railroad. His holdings in Gamber
land Valley stock now are worth q
quarter ola million dollars, and hii
entire wealth is estimated at $5,000.-
900.
As a lobbyist at Harrisburg, Long
played a prominent part and was Q
successful worker. He was one Of the
men identified with the famous Rioi
Bribery bill, a measure which Was de-
signed to hold the State responsible
for the loss of property destroyed in
Pittsburg during the. railroad strike
of 1877. In the effort to pass tht
bill much corruption was alleged, and
for which several prominent men O
the State were sentenced to the peni
tentiary. Mr.. Long was involved il
the same case, but escaped being call.
ed for trial by feighning sickness. A
physician declared that it would en-.
danger bis life to force Long intt
court. He loved wealth only for The
power it gave him. he lived in
dilapidated house and ate only mo-
lasses and bread nearly all the Year.
of his life. When the Pennsylvania
Railroad Company began to react
out for alliances with other roads, such
as the Cumberland Valley and th'
Northern Central, Long came init
prominence. He made the bargain
for nearly the entire right Of way
along the Philadelphia and Erie Rail
road, scheme which for q long tim'
came near swamping the Pennsylvan
ia. He did much to kill the Soutf
Penn Railroad in the interest of th'
Pennsylvania, and he took promi-
nent part in the contest that elected
Austin Corbin President of the Phil
adelphia and Reading.-Harrisbu
Despatch to Pittsburg Commercial.
Middletown transcript., 1892-03-17
Does Projection Protect ?

Certainly. in one instance, it does
Hoods Sarsaparilla is the great pro-
lection against the dangers Of impure
blood, and it will cure or prevent ell
diseases of this class. 1t has well won
its name of the best blood purifier by
its many remarkable cures.
The highest praise has been won by
Hoods Pills for their easy yet efficient
action. Sold by all druggists. Price
% cents per box.
Middletown transcript., 1892-03-17
PHILANTHROPY ON CRBD1T..

The late Horace Leland who for
many years kept the Leland hotsI at
Springfield. Ills, Was . generous man
and lover Of children. Ons day
he and John A. G. Andrsws, then
Speaker Of the Illinois Hoass Of Re-
presentatives were walking out
together. when they met ! man With
. cluster of toy balloons. School vas
just out. and hundreds of boys and
girls came pouring from . building
near at hand. s.... a..s,.g
Hold on, Ace, said Mr.. Lelsnd.
there's a joyous sight = and the
two stepped and watched the children.
all gazing with longing eyss st the
balloons.
FL cent apiece"
How much for the Iotl" asked
the philanthropist.
The man counted them. There
were twenty-one.
"One doll for the lot." 4e,.s
Mr.. Leland took them all distrib-
uted them among the children with
as much fairness a. possible. Then
he put his hand into his pocket and
said I declare, Ace. hayens q
cent with me. Lend ma !. dollar.
"oh. no." said Judge AldTsHs, ssr.
iously. you can't play philanthrop.
ist at my expense. son sa. :ias
well, my man, 3 said Mr.. Leland.
/ guess you'n have to call at my
hotel for your money.
No, sir" said the man; you
give me my money or give me. back
my balloons y
But don't you see ! can do
neitherf Come to the Leland House
and ask for Mr.. Leland, and I win,
pay you"
No, sir" " persisted the man, you
pay me my money or give me back
my balloons. I haf see dat hotel
trick before.
/" Come, ace" said Mr.. Leland from
the depths Of his troubled eoul, !" give
me dollar" .,s.~o,ci
Not cent." said the. Judge Nth
assumed gravity, 81 wouldn't trust
you with dime." Il OF 1aoi4as
See" said the man, rlyourq own
friend will not trust you. You give
me my money or ] will call dc police.
man."
Just then there happened along an
old beggar women who had liyed npon
the bounty Of the good people rof
Springfield for many % rear. She
stopped and heard enough Of ths
conversation to know what it was
about. s.isfsst .i4s-
Hould on. Mister Lsylsnd.' = aid
she; :" if yer foine friend there Won't
lave ye loan av q dollar. 0i'm The
friend that will" and as she lectuEsd
Judge Andrews for the " stingisst opld
thing out o jail" she unrelled the
money from . dirty rag and gave Il
to the Philanthropist.4 si.l s4l,!a i.!.s
Judge Andrews says he never tried
to play just that kind of 3 joke on
Horace Leland again.