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The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29

The old fellc wi Mariner and language
were vastly better than his appearance,
and they grew interested. The editor
looked as though be would like TO say
something, but Ii. Bells. of the Unteesse,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29
He Finally Drew the Line.

Mr.. Renney Sance--"Now, where
would you prefer the drawing room?"
MI. Strukile-"Look here, young mani
I've let you put up n smoking room.
when | don't smoke; Il music room,
when | couldn't play a mouth organ; a
nursesg, when ant got no nurse. and
= pantry, when j don't pant. but Tn
going to draw tbs line at n drawing
room, when ] couldn't even draw q
staight li~mc."--I,huch,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29
PATENTS, PENSIONS

cnt. Bend for digest OF lsensIon ana n",.s.
i.a.y.. PATRICK O'FAKEELI., WasS.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29
August
Flower

what is August Flower for Z"
AS easily answered as asked. 1t is
for Dyspepsia. It is a special rem
edy for the Stomach and Liver
Nothing more than this. We believe
August Flower cures Dyspepsia.
We know it twill. We have reasons
for knowing it. To-day it has all
honored place iprevery town and
country store, fOssesses one of the
largest manufacturing plants in the
country, aud sells everywhere. The
reaso is simple. 1t docs ono thing,
auddoesitright. Itcuresdyspepsiala
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29
Rot Quite Perfect.

Dea!er-Say, sonny, tell your father
that have n new patent lawn srrink-
Ter I want him to SEQ. Tho force of
the water turns u wheel, and the
sprinkler travels over the lawn.
Sonnv-um-that's good 'nough SO
far as it goes; but will it push q lawn
mower in front of it?
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29
Milo Measurements.

Fathcr-Do you know that there are
different sorts of miles, nautical IN les,
land miles, etc. I?
Little Dick-I know about two sorts,
city miles and country miles A coun,
try milo is bout Six miles nm q half,
isn't it?
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29
They all sank back in their chairs
all, that is, but ihe candidate from

Dwight. He retained his presence OF
mind. Jumped up seized the old man by
the arm. md they were out Of sight ul-
most Immediately.
In 4 few minutes lie returned and
found the others sitting where they had
dropped in a semi-partic condition.
"D.d.did he buy q drink2' they said
in feeble chorusy
Bought two answered the Western.
CT, senten,iously.
'.NVhat did he takc?' tho editor want.
ed to know.
We'll. he called for Hibcrnian jaguloid
and a HayemeycrlollIpop," he answered,
but they brought him some Irish wills
| Ky and n lump of sugar"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29
A Delightful Effect.

Ar.ist-Thoso cvergreens on the
north side of your house have q de.
lightful effect.
Farmcr-I should say they had.
Them trees keep off the wind and
save bout IS worth O. ircwood every
winter,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29

cry looked rs though he would Hae to
whistle Comrades" but didn't dare.
The editor came in.
He was not surprised to see his office
populated.
News was light. and it would be some
relief to talk awhile.
1--WE came down so that you could say
there was some work done in here" said
way Of apology.
"All right" said the editor, "In sit
down for q minute and help you do it,"
SO no drew UP n chair. put his feet on
The table with the rest of them, and took
adnte.
They were discussing the worth of
when the door opened and n squamous
old man With u faccllkc q tamale entered
looking as though he might BIO q char,
actor without having any.
Excuse me gentlemen" said he
modcs,ly, "hut | used to be a newspaper
man myself"
Then seeing no one told him to get out
he closed the door and slid into the
vacant chair that belonged TO the tclc.
graph operator.
I'm q thcosophist. gentlemen. aud
Nine. Blavnisky used to say l was a very
good one for a Caucasian"
Then they all looked at him n little
more closely, but they did not see very
much.
lie was old, undoubtedly, anywhere
from 80 TO 10, and had q dubious nose.
His clothes needed cleansing as much as
his whitish beard and hair needed q bar
Der, and there was q difrusivc odor sug-
gestcd of tomato caus noticeable in tho
room since his entrance.
lie hitched his chair up n little. as
though he were going TO add his collcc.
ton of footgear, one boot and one shoe,
TO the four pairs then on the table. They
all saw the movement, but the San
Francisco man de%xtrously moved his left
leg over SO it was impossible.
The editor was Just nbout to rise and
go into the sanctum wnen the stranger
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29

That's what he wants. howlcd Mr..
Timmins. Bring forth the cod that
froZc to death in the house Of Timmlns.
Produce the hum with the crumpled
horn that MIXED the cod that froze to
death in the house of Timmins! Develop
the blessed banquet, and let JOY DC un
confincdi Haven't yon got any moro
sense than u bunghole? Do you think
lin going to bring nristocrncy here 10
fatlen on dead fish and live hogs7 How
long are you going to let that man sit
downstairs in n state of starvation"
There's some celery in the house.
and | bought some apples to-day, and l
could cook the steak l had saved over
for break fast" murnlnred Mrs. Timmins.
coming out triumphantly at the end.
woman. like. And l will put or my
~wine.colorcd satin, aud We will give him
a nice supper"
Are you going TO put that wine.
colored satin or the cod or the ham?'
howlcd Mr.. Timmins, who had a mans
idea that u dinner is not II dinner till it
is cooked. "Do you think l brought
that man here nj Z O'Clock in the even.
ing to take brcakfast2 Have you got
some kind of a notion TINT cold fish. raw
ham. stringy celery, green apples. and a
| grilled COW are going to satisfy the crav-
Jugs of q man who has just won n bet OF
a dinner on -" but here Mr.. Timmins
stopped short. The last revelation was
unintentlonal.
"Was it a bet, dearY' asked Mrs.
Timmins. onenlng he: eyes il as!onish-
ment. IF had known that, aud you
had given me time, l would have had IL
nice supper for you. l really think
49,"
THAT settles it," squealed Mr.. Tim
Minis. nngry ut himself for what he had
divulgcd, and angrier still that he must
explain to Speckwick how he vas situat.
cd. when you III 10 think,
the fats oil in the fire. Some day, when
catch you thinking, I'm going to drive
a spigot in your head and advertise
science on tap"
Aud with this prospectus Mr.. Tim
Minis dashed downstairs md explained
to Mr.. Spcckwick that. owing TO Mrs.
Timmins having a severe headache, they
had better go to n restaurant.
Il don't care" murmurcd ,h1rs. Tim
Minis, drawing q paper OF chocolates
from n drawer. Il don't care; 1t must
have been n very important bet they had
on. when cold cod. warmed over, and q
nice breakfast isn't good enough to pay
it. Anyway, he'll be glad of it for
breakfast. and the next time he brings q
man here to dinner he'll pick out some
other day than Monday. Thought sup.
pose that Mr.. S%peckwick will go home
aud tell his wife that we don't have any
thing TO cat here from II weeks cnd
10 tho other. Anyhow. she owes me a
call, and l hear that the dressmnkcr dis.
appointed her all last week, so she
won't pay much attention TO what hc
does snv."
Aud Mrs. Tim.lins went down TO her
supper Of cold cod. apples, and celery.
| while her husband took it out Will,
! speckwick III iillets Of beef, pium.pud,
ding, aud champagne.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29

Mr.. Slimpurso-To-to tell tho truth,
am IA little afraid toto ask Your
father Tor vourlIand.
Miss Chargeit-Oh, you needen't
worry. lie says I nm ruinously ex-
travagant
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29
I1irh rrossnrn 11,n,z.,,o.

Stranger don't see how an old
man can get around New York with
out being run cvor
New forker-By the time a man
gets old in Now York; he's rich enough
to have u carriage, or else he's in a In.
matte asylum.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29
When N;,ture

Needs assistance it may be best to render
1t promptly. but one should remem or to
use even the most perfect remedies only
when nee led The best and most simple
and gentle lcn,cdy is tho Syrup of Figs,
manufactured by the California Fig
Syrup compamy.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29
on for II Promenade.

Mammal haven't seen tho kitten
today. Where is she?
Little Dot don't know; but l put
n blue ribbon round her nccle this
mornin', and / guess she's out shown
herself.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29
Iircson,e Jokes,

Low Comedian = These Newspaper
jokes about theatrical companies Dust
ing up and the actors walking homo
arc getting rather tiresoinc.
Heavy Nan (refloctively)-Ycs. but
not half SO tiiesome as the-:he walk.
ing,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29
10 tho CoGnc.

Customcr-This coffee tastes like IN
old tobacco pipe.
Waitor-Ill bring you n basin OF
water SO you can wash y'r mustache.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29

H1RAMC. WHEELER, odebolt, Sac county,
Iowa, sells first-class Imported PERcnrRoS
and SHIRE SrALtroSs, $50, l, . and 3 years
time. Imported mares cheap.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29

Mrs. William Murden. l97 Third street,
Albany. n. y. gives it the mcea of praise.
rs follows: ~ have used DR.. Bulls Cough
Syrup and tin it has no equal. No family
should be withontit.N
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29

How ABSURD TO CuoAk AND WnEEzE
with n cough which HAL.'s HONEY OF
u~oRguoUSn y TAR will cure.
PIXIES T~ooIuAcuE Dnop, euro in ono
MIp.tc
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29

-'Lutetia." the ancient name of Paris.
means III effect "mudtown," tho city. When
the Romans found it. being chiefly COM
posed of mudbuilt houses.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29

We have noticed n page article in the
Boston Globe on reducing weight at q Very
small expense. 1t will pay our readers to
send cent stamp fox II copy TO Bctinn
Circulating Library, Is l. Washington
street. Chicago, III.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29

you'd show your wofnl lack of business
knowledge. You should do as other
wise businessmen do and cnteri it under
the head OF Profit and Loss"
"NNhy?' she asked In surprise.
Because he explained pleasantly,
chats where all accounts go that are
considered aStotal loss, mud If Que should
be paid you're justified in considering it
clear profit. That's tho place to put all
accounts against me-"
She thought the matter over for q mo.
ment aud then asked:
What's the use of putting them down
at oil ihenT'
"Ah. now you show n good business
head" he said, looking Mt her in ndmirn.
lion. I'll is n waste of Ink, Chicago
Tribune.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29

When Bahy was sick, We gave her c%astoria,
When She was q Child, she cried for C~astcria,
When she became Miss, she chung to Cestoria,
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29
Have You Asthma:

DIR. Il. SCH1rFMASN. ST. Paul. MINI, will
mail Il trial package OF Schiirmann's asthma
Cure free to amy sufferer. Gives instantrc-
lief In worst cases, and cures where Others
fail. Name this paper and send address
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29

Tho county commissioners Of Carbon
county, Pa last wccl: sold 1J.CN) acres of
unrcdcemcd mountain lnnl. Some OF 1t
Mns aoId for loss iilnu . ceulr m ac:e.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29
Another Hnnhur

Little Dicls-That string baud con-
cert las night was a regular fraud.
Little Dot-lidn't they play on
strings?
Dittle Dicls-No they played on tld-
dies an things.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29

The priests tell the people of Persia
that the cholera plague is the result of
alcoholic stimularts. H. tale that is help.
ing the temperance cause wonderfully.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29

THE Mechanics National bank, of
Baltimore, received tho other day an old
continental SO bank note 1t Is not
not known whether the note is genuine or
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29

1t requires nbons double tho ,,owor 10
propel n steamship twcnty-one mica an
hour US 1T does TO move along the same
vessel ct tho rate Of sixteen miles IN
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29
BODILY PROJECTION.
DISCOVERY WHICH WILL RE.
VoLuTloNizE TRANSPORTATION.
onvcrsation Which Might Have Led to
Great and Glorlou. Results Instead of
= Ridiculous Termination.

They were sitting around the editorial
rooms during the lull of news that
in the evening when reporters al!
over the United States are Out on assign.
men1s.
The N. Y. Unicerse man was throw.
Ing date stones at the San Francisco
Diary chap. and he of tho n. Y. LunnSa.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29

"A dishwasling machine in q London
hotel cam, with two persons to attend 1t,
wash j, 90 dishes an hour, according to
IN cxchnngc
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29
1t Didn't Burn.

Boston Matron-My love, you should
study domestic ma we'll as political
economy. for In the cxigencics of mum
dane existence no seer can prognosti-
cate the future. You have already
disbnrsed all the presents your unclo
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29

More than IL fourth of the gold and
more than IL third of the silver produced
throughout the world in tho year 1891 was
mined in the United Stntes.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29

An inmate of Sing Sing prison has
composed a number of songs, which he
shows to visitors.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29

Days portierc OF light swings. npaled, on its
rings. softly etching the wan, humid
ground.
A maiden with locks like tile ravens dull
wing seems the night with her shadows
unbound.
Each star comes tritmplantly marching to
arms. with Il radiant censor aswaying.
But light and the night Grc indiii' rent to me as
aquict brcathd eve or abraylng.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29

Don't fool with Indigestion nor with n
disordercd liver, but AXE Beechnm's Pills
for immediate relief. 25 cents a boz.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29

nall Daughtcr-I know, mother,
but tho money was oil In now coins
and the designs nre SO innvtistio that
! dislikcd to retain them III my posscs-
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29

"A gcntieman In Tacoma recently gave
n Inner to twcn.y-cight psople, the dining
room being the interior of the trunk of a
tree on his estate
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29

TITs.-An Fi,s t.orpcd frcc by Da. KLtSa's
GarAr EyHyE MISSIONER. No FITS after nrst days
Use. Mtryc.ous cures. Treatise and 1900 tr!ri Dottlo
:rec TO Fit cases. send. TO Dr. Kline, pSi Arch Sc.
lliIalCiuliin, IA.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29
I!croic

Rcctor-Are you DENYING yourself
during Lent?
Mrs. Laiseside-Indccd I am. I'm
putting off getting adivorcc until after
Easter.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29

The skeleton of an Indian was nm.
enrthed Mt Charlotte, n. G., q few days
ago.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29

1t is believed tltnt diphtheria ia some
times contrctca by it'll. children while
playing near the sewers when the latter
n C open fos repairs o. 9th CT purposes.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29

HALLS CATAliRH CURE is a liquid
n,d is taken internally. Sold by Druggists,
T5c,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29

= Tie Canadian government is to follow
our example in making the postal card OF
various sizes,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29
solving tho Problem.

HH...Hr. oAsNh IA
Domestic-I'm much obliged to ye.
mum. fer sendin' mo to that cooltin'
school SO long. Here's me diplomcr
wot got terdny.
Mistress (who thinks she hns solved
the servant girl problem)-I am dc.
lighted. Now l presume you can
cook.
Domestic Please, mum, TIL teacher
said we couldn't be expected to rcmem-
ber all we learned, an we must buy
her cookin' book. an keep it by us all
tn time.
Enthusiastically. 1 will get you
copy.
Domestic - Thankec, mum. An
please. mum, wud We moind sendin' mo
fer a few terms to boardin' school till
I learn to read?
Somewhat Qualinod.
Little Girl Did you ever see o
ghost2
Little Boy-No.
Didn't you ever. really?
No.
That's queer. Everybody has seen
ghosts.
Everybody?
Well, I don't mean that exactly, but
nearly everybody has known people
who has heard of people who has seen
ghosts.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29

And sunlight may browse or go soundly to
sleep, hushed in weird, necromantlcal
spell:
And night may lie old or of glcarning's feet
youth, and may quicken or die in the
dell;
And uilconincd locks OF the maidenly night
zimmerman may fall DER ewes etching;
Or dim, equi-distant flush lnmps Of the sky
may I'll yellow that infinite stretching.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29

A hundred and more dreamy scents are astir
mn from stretches with blossom lcsprcnt:..
The wind cnrcsscd tress, cryptomcrias tall,
are all buff with n climsoning rent;
Adults on the tide and II life's on the Greet Of
the llmit!ess. chnngeable billow,
And Sunlight's asleep DER the IIukone dell,
lullcd aswoon on its red nd green pillow.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29

For dear. fragile biudes of compassionate
greens fold their lids DER their tealedrops
of dew;
wakcfnl, the wide. the insolnnious fern,
-, stranger marvel. is hypnottsed too;
The bold, staring daisies drop lashcs tear
fr!nged. lashes wet when ! wept for my
greeting.
They're all luilcd aswooni in oblivion now. rock
ed TO sleep meath her feet-my own
sweeting!
Moe CT Jol,, pr,n,bou
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-10-29
A Professional Opinion.

Housoho!der-1 nm going to nov to
tho suburbs next Monday, md I'd like
you TO do tho job.
Movcr-How many loads?
don't know. You moved me once,
You may remember
Yes l needed three wagons then to
get through, but that was somo years
ago. Have you moved since?
Ics, indeed, half O dozen times.
Hum! guess ono wagon will carry
oil you have loft.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-03-15
MORE THAN ENOUGH.
The Western League Get Another Batch OF
Ball Players Contracts.

The Western League Get Another Batch OF
Ball Players Contracts.
COLUMBUS, March H.-[SpecioL 1.-The West
ern League tonight has 104 contracts in
hand, eight more than needed to make up
the eight clubs of IL men each. Sixteen con-
tracts came in by to-day's mail, and from in
dications as many more will arrive to-mor-
row. The mails are too slow for some of the
talent desirous of getting under cover, and
the telegraph was used to inform President
Williams that his terms were accepted. To-
days additions were as follows:
Z. Z. Sutcliff, the Washington catcher;
Charles Campau, late of Albany club, East
ern League; Ellsworth Cunningham, the
Baltimore pitcher; Joseph Daley, a fielder
of Lebanon team; NJ. H. Shine, catcher of
Troy club; Denny Fitzgerald, second base
man formerly of Athletics; Will F. Cling
man, shortstop of Cincinnati; George Ho-
griever, outfieIder of Kansas City club; C. 5.
Abbey, outf1elder of st. Paul club; W. W.
Andrews. outfelder of Portland, Me-, team;
.. B. Lytle, same; d. j. Lally, last year with
Pittsburg; j. A. Newell, third baseman, also
of Pittsburg: James McGarr, third baseman
of Denver team; Jim ShinnicS, of Louis
willie, Association team; Frank G. Ward,
second baseman of North Pacific League;
Dave Rowe, of Omaha, and Pat Rollins,
catcher of the Washington Association
team.
Pittsburg dispatch. [volume] (Pittsburg [Pa.]) 1880-1923, 1892-03-15
IVES AND SCHAEFER.
A Comparison of the Practice Work of the
Two Billiard Players.

A Comparison of the Practice Work of the
Two Billiard Players.
CHICAGO, March l4.-Jacob Schaefer and
Frank Ives will come together next Satur-
day night at Central Music Hall in Il contest
for the billiard championship and the mas
sive silver trophy emblematic thereof
which is now, and has been ever since it was
put up by the Brunswick-Balke-Co -Coflender
Company, in the possession OF Schaefer.
Both men have been practicing diligently at
their respective rooms, and q comparison of
scores brings "The Young Napoleon into
strong light, and strengthens the impression
that he will give 1.-The Wizard' tight race,
If he does not actually succeed in bringing
home what he is going after.
The records for the weeks practice give
Ives the better grand average and single
average, and a big run but four points
shorter than Schaefers best, which was 1885,
In his last seven practice games of 600 points
each his averages we're g. 70. g. q, 55, II and
40, and in every one of these seven games he
made two runs of loo OF better, never going
above 1872. This shows that his game has
been remarkably uniform. At the same
time the champion has made averages of 40
and 26 in 800 points and 36 and 80 in 800 For
the first 500 points in a 600point game he has
made an average of 90 His best runs for the
week were 1856, Isl, 1S9, III and l69.