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St. Paul daily globe., 1892-02-15
NO PLACE LIKE HOME.
what the Essayist Thought Ate,
Several Interruntions

What the Essayist Thought After
Several Interruptions.
He was writing an essay on the beauty
OF home life, says the Detroit Free
ess, and with his pen held in the air
sOlloquiZed thusIy:
There is no place like home"-
Papa" called a boys voice at the
door. Twill you mend my sled?'
''Go away, sir. Don't you know bet
ter than to disturb me when am writ.
ing? Now that idea is gone and / must
begin all over again. There is no
place"
1t was woman's voice this time.
Reginald, the gas is leaking like ey-
erythlng, and you must see the company
and have it stopped"
There is no place like home" began
the wretched man. just as Hannah. the
girl. thrust her head in to ask:
did you order the kindlin's?''
Then he seized his pen and wrote flu
entity for fully five minutes before he
gave up his wild dream of fame. s.'There
is no place like bome--for discomfort.
annoyances, cold, hungry and every
kind of disturbance on the face of the
earth. at the most inopportune and try-
ing moment
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-02-15
II PLANTING LESS COTTON.
Pertinent Inquiry Regarding the
Southern Stapfe.

MACON, Ca, Feb. 14--SOme time
since the Telegraph mailed inquiries to
every cotton raising county in Georgia
asking for estimates on the cotton
acreage for the present year.
Replies were received from
a large majority of these
correspondents, and tomorrow morning
the Telegraph will publish the result.
The replies indicate general reduction
of the ACREAGE devoted to cotton through
out the state of about 20 per cent as
compared with the crop of last year.
Considering the early date at which
these estimates were made, the Tele-
graph will say tnat conservative
estimate will make the crop at least Is
per cent less than that of last year.
The acreage devoted to cotton hereto
fore will be this year planted in corn,
what, peas and other food crops They
will also claim attention from Georgia
farmers, and in some counties where
experiments have proven successful a
l,i crop will he planted.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-02-15
QUIET AT RIO.
The Reports of War in Brazil Are
Untrue.

PARIS, Feb. 14.-Col. Zezedello, the
newly appointed foreign minister at
Rio Janeiro, cables that the rumors Of
an impending revolt in Brazil are un-
true. Since the restoration of legal
order in November last the elements of
agitation have had no existence. The
different states organize their own gov
ernments without fear of disorder re-
sulting. The banking question is in a
fair way of settlement. No further
issues will be authorized. The govern
ment has no financial difficulty to con-
tend with, and has obtained vote of
confidence from congress. Senior Lebo
will become minister of the interior i'll
place OF Senior Periera, who has re-
SjUDad
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-02-15

Detroit Free Press
He arrived in small Western town
from the East, and after supper he in
terviewed the proprietor of the hotel.
us there an opening in this place for
a 1.-Two newspaper man?' he queried.
Thar waz las week." replied the
proprietor pleasantly.
HAS it been filled?''
:. "Well, no. not egsactly, reckon, but
its got man in it,
"Who is he?'
"a newspaper chap from the East.n
"a live man?"
Il reckon not. Leastways not so live
as he WaZ."
''How do you mean?''
''Well. yOu see it waZ this way: A
live man came out here. started paper,
jumped on the prominent citizens and
raised thunder generally. Then our
quiet and peaceable citizens dropped
him in cistern. The openin's thar yit
eff you want to try it.'
He didn't want to.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-02-15
Kissed White Girls

CINCINNATI, o., Feb. IA Lebanon.
o., special to the Commercial Gazette
says that in that city race trouble IN the
public schools is creating great excite
ment. Iwoyoung colored boys have been
playing Jack-the-kisser with white girls.
tunishment by their teachers did not
stop il. They have been brought he
fore the mayor and reprimanded. Mean
time the opposition to both races at
tending the same school is becoming
intense
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-02-15
Killed With an AK.

NASHVILLE, Tenn, Feb. 14.-William
an insane farmer, killed his
wife with an ak yesterday and then at
suicide. Hassell was in the
yard and requested his wife to bring
him an AK. She did so, and stopped to
pick up something, when Hassell struck
her, MASKING her head almost to a Jelly.
He then attempted to cut his own throat.
Hassell has not been i'll his right mind
for some time, but Was not considered
ri q auunrOuc
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-02-15
SIavin After Corbett.

LOUISVILLE, KY, Feb. 14.-Frank P.
Slavln, the Australian pugilist, sent the
following telegram tonight just before
leaving here for indianapolis:
To President Olympic Club. New Orleans:
L Will agree to meet Corbett March 3. and
stop him or knock him out in six rounds
IN sixteen or eighteen-foot ring-wfnner to
take all OF any purse you offer satisfactory to
Corbett. After his continued attacks uDon
my partner and myself, will give him an
opportunity to show the public whether he
is IN earnest or not. Answer immediately
Hotel Dennison, indianapolis.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-02-15
COLORADO LIKES IT.
The Bland Report Suits the Great
Silver States.

Silver States.
DENVER, Col, Feb. 14-Urder the
caption of 1.-THE Silver Bill" the Rocky
Mountain News will say editorially to-
morrow morning:
The house of representatives will soon be
brought face 10 face with the problem of free
silver coinage. bill TO enact it has been
reported from the coinage committee and
placed upon the house calendar, and TODAY
the majority report of the committee. recon-
mending its passage. will he presented by
Mr. Bland. the committees chairman
Reading the synopsis CT this report as sent
out by the Associated Press. the impression is
made that silver opponents will have rocky
road to travel III overcoming its logic 1t
shows the bill to have been carefully and
wisely framed, and that its provisions are
such that none of the caamities Ire
dicted 10y single standard advocates us
surely consequent upon the enactmeu.s Of a
free coinage law, can rGSshi, occnr. fihe
report makes very plaln tiat 'iha diinl of
silver into the United S:ates. if free coinage
is adopted, is ghost Of the god bugs to
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-02-15
Killed His Sweetheart

CINCINNATI, Feb. 1.-THE jurv in
the case of Joseph Levo, who was on
trial for the murder of his sweetheart.
Miss Mary Kipp, at the Fifth street
garden, in this city, last summer.
brought in verdict this afternoon OF
guilty of murder in the second degree.
The laws of Ohio permit verdict TO be
brought in Sunday, but it must be re-
corded Monday.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-02-15
st. Paul MANS Horses Dead

BosTON. Feb. 14.-Steamer Scandi-
navian arrived from Glasgow bringing
eleven steerage passengers. The latter
reports stormy passage, and that three
valuable horses destined for breeding
purposes, belonging and consigned to
John Belch, st. Paul. Mimi, died on
the passage from cXertion caused by the.
rolling aud pitching of the steamer our
ing The heavy weather.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-02-15

tan to insert in the firman instructisus
10 the khedive rejecting upon the
English supremacy in Egypt. The sui
tan preferred to adhere to the old form
in order not TO embarrass the khekive.
The ceremonies of investiture will take
place in Cairo in accordance with the
desire of England and with the concur
renee of the khedive.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-02-15
Boxing Shows to Sto,

CHICAGO, Feb. 1.-THE fiat has gone
forth from the police department that
after this week no more boxing shows
will be permitted in Chicago. The
shows i'll which the representations
made to the police have been violated
have become altogether too prevalent,
says Chief McClaughrey.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-02-15
JERSEY TRACKS IN DANGER.
A Crowd of Protestants to Bear
Down on Legislators.


Down on Legislators.
TRENTON, n. j.. Feb. 14.-In all the
churches in New Jersey there was read
today the appeal issued by the Citizens
League of New Jersey, urging all law
abiding citizens to meet in Trenton on
Tuesday, at noon, to protest against
the passage of the race track bills which
are now pending. Arrangements have
been made for the running of excursion
trains from all parts of the state, and
the indications now point to general
invasion of the state capital by at least
1000 people. Delegations are expected
from Paterson, Elizabeth, Newark,
Jersey City, Trenton and Camden. The
principal speakers will be DR.. James
McCosh, eX-president of Princeton; the
bishop of the Catholic diocese of Tren-
ton, and Bishop Scarborough. OF the
Episcopal church: DR.. j. f. Scudder,
of Jersey City; Dean McNulty, of Pat
terson. and eX-Judge Pancoast, of Cam
den. n number of petitions will also
be presented.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-02-15
Won in the Sixteenth.

LAFAYETTE, La, Feb. 14.-The long
looked-for fight between Michael Thom-
as, OF Lafayette, and John Everharts.
of New Orleans, came off this evening
before the Lafayette Athletic club. Ii
was spirited from the start Everharts.
who was backed by Prof. Duffy. won in
the sixteenth round by clean and un
questioned Knockout.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-02-15

dencs in this city, and his remains will
be taken to Mississippi City Tuesday
for interment. Capt. Stout was fifty
three years of age, native of Frank
fort. KY, and brOther-in-law of the late
Capt. John w. Cannon. He had been
In poor health for some months. and
leaves wife and seven children.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-02-15
Blaze in Memphis.

MEMPHIS, Feb. 15.-2:25 a. ma fire
In Howard Row. on Union street, has
broken out and has attained consider
able headway. As it is in the thick of
the business portion of the city and
near a hotel the loss will probably
be serious. The whole fire department
has been called out.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-02-15
Architects, Convention.

CHICAGO, Feb. 14.-Invitations will
be soon issued to all the architects in
the world to attend the congress con-
ventiOn of The architects during the
fair. A committee has been appointed
by President Bonney, of the world
congress auxiliary, to issue the invita-
tionS.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-02-15
Blaze at Gordon. 10.

CoRYDoN, To-, Feb. 14.-Last night
fire at Allerton. town SIX miles south
east of this place. destroyed block of
frame buildings in the business part of
the town. The buildings were mostly
occupied by firms which carried no in
surance. The loss will be about S25, 600.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-02-15
Hereditary Humors

Easily cured in childhood by the CUrIcuRA
REMEDIES, the purest and best of ali humor
cures. Skin, scalp and blood diseases, with
loss of hair, are speedily, permanently and
economically cured in early life thus avoid
ing years OF torture designation and mental
as well as physical suffering. Parents, re.
member this. and do your duty.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-02-15
ENGLAND WINS AGAIN.
The Egyptian L irman Like the
Old One.

PARIS, Feb. 1.-THE secretary of the
British embassy in Constantinople had
All audience with the sultan yesterday,
and it is semo-officially announced TODAY
ehat the flrman of the investiteur Of the
present khedive Of Egypt has been
prepared and that it is worded
In the exact terms of the
nrmanlnveSiing the late Khedive Tew-
NIX faSha: This is regarded as a singal
success Tor English diplomacy, as it
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-02-15
Tips for Today.

Guttenberg-San Ardo and Harry Ireland,
Iloga and Disappointment Perlid and Sand
stone, Cascade and Servia, Servus and Early
Blossom, Azrael and McKeeyer.
Gloucester-Barthena and William Henry
Darius and Valkyr, Uncertainty and Rose
Howard, Bohemian and The Forum. Addie T
ana Lee ), Prince Charming and Little Addie.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-02-15
Important if True.

PARIS, Feb. 14.-Princess Mont
beliard. daughter of Mr.. Singer, the
sewing machine manufacturer, who re-
Gently secured divorce. denies the re-
port that she is about 10 marry again.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-02-15
Once More q Tie.

HAVANA, Feb. 14.-Steinitz again
tied the score in the chess match by
scoring the eighteenth game after
thirty-nine moves. The score is now.
Steintz, Z; TschIgorin, Z; drawn. 4.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-02-15
North Star Club.

Special to the Globe
SAUK RAPIDS, Minn., Feb. IA
second North Star Democratic club was
organized in Benton County at Duelin
last evening with a membership of
forty three
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-02-15
De Lesseps Very Ill.

PARIS, Feb. I'M. de Desseps is
critically i'll, but his physicians deny
that his condition is hopeless.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-02-15
Cant. Stnut Dead

New ORLEANS, Feb. l4.-Capt. John
,. Stout, a famous Mississippi river
pilot, hero of the Robert f. Lee disaster
III 1882. died this afternoon at his resi-
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-02-15
WAR IN EGYPT.
Serious State of Affairs Reported
at KhartOum.

LONDON, Feb. According to ad-
vices from Egypt, civil war is raging in
Khartoum and vicinity. Cheriff, lhe
claimant of the Khaliohate, is said to
have been victorious in some battles
against Abdallah. chief of the Baggara
tribe. KhaSsala is reported depOpulated.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-02-15
SOME GOOD ADVICE.
A Lady Correspondent Writes Us
in Confidence What We
Have to Tell Her.

Some Suggestions of Value to ANY
Lady.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-05-26
HOW salmon Is Cam ed.

The salmon caught in the seines and
gill nets are brought to the cannery wharf,
counted and thrown into heaps. China
men are mostly employed for subsequent
operations They take each fish, cut OIL
the head, tail and fins, remove the entralls
and throw the rest of the animal into big
tub Next the fish is washed and placed
in a trough, where several knives, acting
after the manner of feed cutter, slice it
into sections exactly as long as the height
of a can These sections are set on end and
split into three pieces each-one piece large
enough to fill the can, while the others are
smaller. The fragments are then placed
on tables and the Cinnamon fit them into
the cans. Next the covers are put on the
cans and soldered.
After being soldered the cans are put
into hot water and watched in order TO see
if any bubbles rise, indicating leaks. Those
which endure this test successfully are
placed in an iron tank and boiled in salt
water. Salt water is used in preference Ia
fresh because it can be raised to higher
temperature. After boiling for an hour
and a quarter each can is vented" This
means that hole is punched in its top u
permit the expanded air to escape. The1
! the hole is soldered up, and the cooking II
! finished by further boiling in salt watel
| for an hour and half. If they were mo-
vented" this second cooking would burs
the cans. Finally each can is tested b!
tapping it on the head with big nail. l
leaky it will usually give back "tinny'
sound. Washington Star
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-05-26

Although the French academy elects its
own members it never offers its favors; all
those who desire to belong to the illustrious
society must ask for admission.
The membership is limited to forty, and
when there is vacancy the candidate for
election must pay visit to every academl-
clan in turn and ask for his vote-thirty-
nine visits.
This custom of paying ''the visits" has
been a stumbling block in the way of many
whose talents entitled them to place in
the academy. AS one Frenchman says,
"The academy's doors are too low, and
one has to stoop too much to be able to
enter without knocking ones head against
the wall"
Twenty votes, or more than the half OF
the academy, are necessary to an election
The preliminary visits OF solicitation
must be attended with more than one KIND
of awkwardness. One of the most famous
of modern French writer's who missed the
coveted honor, used to say, "oh, yes
members enough promised to vote for me
but wasn't elected. "-Blackwood'sM Maya
zine
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-05-26
sb,pping in the Maritime Provinces.

The shipping of the maritime provinces
has declined rapidly during the past eight
wears, and there appears to he no immedi-
ate prospect of an improvement in the
situation. In 1884 Nova Scotia had 3,Ol9
vessels, aggregating 543,S35 tons, whereas
the present feet numbers only 2, 775 vessels,
of 49,. 3O4 tons. In 1884 New Brunswick
had ,O96 vessels, of 3O7, 1852 tons, while at
the present time she has only $50 vessels,
of 1914, 400 tons. The Prince Edward island
feet has fallen off from pa vessels, OF
89213 tons, in 1884, to 1876 vessels, of 2S,S5o
tons. Thus it appears that in eight years
the shipping of these provinces has declined
to the extent of 21o, $50 tons from total Of
seo,s1o tons, or nearly "a per cent.-Phila
delphia Ledger.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-05-26

One day last week Brooklyn capitalist
came into a real estate office to inquire
about some lots up in the park region that
were offered for sale there. They were
real nice lots, and the capitalist was very
favorably inclined toward them. He put
on his glasses and examined the plot at
tentivey. Finally he asked:
"And how much does the owner ask fol
theseT
Twenty thousand dollars"
And what did you say his name wast"
"Mr. A"
HIM. Well, guess don't want them
"Why not?"
well, don't think care to buy of Mr.
A for 10000 the lots | sold to him on
year ago for $12, 900. New York Herald.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-05-26
The First National Improveme emit.

During the period of canal building our
national government entered upon scheme
of internal improvements. The national
road commencing at Cumberland, Md,
and running thence westward to Ohio,
through the state of Pennsylvania and
thence through central Ohio, was con-
structed at the expense of the general gov
eminent and about IS, 600, 900 was expended
ON this highway by 1895. 1t was the first
great national movement in the direction
of internal improyements.-Edward Rose
waters Omaha Address.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-05-26
Tn. Fascination Of the Cornet.

There is curious fascination about the
cornet, and among the amateurs who per
form upon that instrument are men whom
YOU would never dream of as being addict
ed to cornet playing. The leading amateur
Of our neighborhood, and very charming
player he is, too, is a successful business
man in the city, who have no doubt was
more pleased the first time he struck the
high note in "The Last Rose of Summer"
than he ever was by a good seasons trade.
Interview in New York Sun.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-05-26
THE MlLKMAlD.

Oh, where are you going so early, he said;
Good luck go with you, my pretty maid;
To tell you my mind I'm half afraid,
But | wish | were your sweetheart.
When the morning sun is shining low,
And the cocks in every farmyard crow,
I'll carry your pail
O'er hill and dale,
And I'll go with you a-milking.
I'm going a-milking, sir, says she,
Through the dew and across the lea;
You meier would even yourself to me,
Or take me for your sweetheart.
When the morning sun
Now give me your milking stool awhile
To carry it down to yonder stile,
I'm wishing every step mile
And myself your only sweetheart.
When the morning sun
Oh, here's the stile in under the tree,
And there's the path in the grass for me,
And thank you kindly, sir, says She
And wish you a better sweetheart.
When the morning sun
Now give me your milking pail, says he,
And while we're going across the lea,
PRAY reckon your masters COWS to me
Although I'm not your sweetheart
When the morning sun
Two of them red and two of them whlte'
Two of them yellow and silky bright;
She told him her masters cows Alright,
Though he was not her sweetheart
When the morning sun
She sat and MIXED in the morning sun,
And when her milking was over and done
She found him waiting, all as one,
As if he were her sweetheart.
When the morning sun
He freely offered his heart and hand;
Now she has a farm at her command,
And cows of her own to Craze the land;
Success to all true sweetheartsl
When the morning sun is shining low,
And the cocks in every farmyard crow
I'll carry your pail
Ger hill and dale,
And III go with you a-milking.
William Allingham in New York Tribune.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-05-26
Pussy Overheard.

A cat fell overheard from the fishing
schooner Laura Belle. Puss swan back
and forth along the vessels side for some
time trying to find a crack to stick her
claws in for a foothold. She was finally
rescued by one of the crew, who, after los
ing her overheard once more, finally landed
her on deck. Puss gave vigorous shake
and made bee line for the stove to dry
herself.-Eastern Argus.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-05-26
who He Really Was.

The proprietor of the place had been ex-
tremely rude, and the tourists were indig-
nant.
"Who is that man, anyhow" inquired
one of them of an employee.
"Oh, he's the lord of the manor, sir"
was the deferential reply.
Lord of the i'll manner, l guess you
mean,n said the hufTy tourist, and marched
out,-Detroit Free Press
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-05-26

Clerk-There are two kinds of cloth to
match the shade of this sample you have,
sir; one is much more expensive than the
other. Have you any idea which your wife
prefersS
Customer-Oh, yes. She wants the one
that costs the most.-Cloak Review.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-05-26
Had Known Him Long.

Waiter las Noodles is about to leaveC
Aheml sir 1t is customary sir, for pat
rons to-aheml-to remember the waiter,
sir
Moodles-Oh, never fearl shall not for
get you in hurry. How could l, when
we have been together so longS 1t seems
ten years since gave my order-Harper'
Razar
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-05-26

The two longest words in Worcester,
Webster or the Century dictionary are
said to be palatopharingeolaryngeai and
Observation-Disclosures A longer one is
noted in american Notes and Queries"
IL is ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-05-26

Prior to 1865 the horses of England were
never shod, William the Conqueror being
the person who is given the credit Of intro
dncing horseshoeing into the British isles
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-05-26

A physician of note says, We hear a
great talk about malaria nowadays, but
there is more malaria to be found in most
modern bedchambers than anywhere else. !"
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-05-26

In South America there is race OF cats
TO which ''meowing" is an unlearned &C
complishment. We are in favor of reel
procity with that country, SO that we may
exchange some of our nocturnal feline mu-
sicians for South Americas noiseless nous
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-05-26

The primitive Russians place certih-
cate OF character In the dead persons
hands, which is to be given TO st, Peter at
the gates Of heaven.-Philadelphi Press
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-05-26

A man no sooner gets Old enough 70
speak well than he also learns the Vaiue Oh
not talking at all
The Pickens sentinel. [volume] (Pickens, S.C.) 1871-1903, 1892-02-04
hoy Could Not Marry.

ROANOKE, Va, Jan. 23-News has
Teachrd here of double suicide in
FRANKLIN county. John IT. Pinkard.
TIE son af well-to-do farmer of
+ ianhiln county, was engaged to be
married To Miss Della Nicholas. an at
tr"ci!ye young lady Of the same com.
hunlty. Miss Delia's parents objected
10 the match and guarded against every
opportunity of elopement. The young
iady procured a rope yesterday morn.
ing, proceeded to the woods near her
home, and, after making two attemnts
was successful in hanging herself to a
Tree, y younger sister, who missed
ntr from the house, went in search and
discovered her before life was extinct.
pvt not in time to save her. Young
i1nkhard soon heard Of his sweetheart's
untlmely taking Off, and at once took a
dose of arsenic, from which he soon
died. The bodies of both unfortunates
were buried today