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Peculiar Advantages Possessed by
Women Who Practice Law.

Peculiar Advantages Possessed by
Women Who Practice Law.
Whatever disadvantages a woman
lawyer may be under in the practice
of her profession, she has certain COM
pensating advantages which her
brothers at the bar can never enjoy.
A little incident in the chambers part
of the supreme court, the other day
will illustrate this point. 1t was
Monday, which is always the busiest
day of the week in this branch of the
court.
There was an unusually large calen-
dar this day, and although it was
almost 1 o'clock the courtroom was
still crowded with fifty or sixty law
yers, who had been waiting Impatient
ly since IL o'clock to argue their mo-
lions or to get ex-parte orders signed.
There was an unusually large pile of
these orders on the judges desk wait
ing to be signed, because his honor
had been so busy that heb been I'M
able to attend them.
A understanding, neatly-dressed
young woman came into the court
room with some legal papers in her
hand. She walked up to the rail,
while the clerk quickly came forward,
all attention. He took the papers
which she carried and handed them to
the judge Immediately, while the court
officers hustled around and brought
her chair. The arguments of the
legal Zig hts were stopped. His honor
took the papers, glanced over them
quickly, and put some hieroglyphics,
which stood for his signature, at the
bottom of them, the clerk handed the
documents back to theyoung woman,
and in less than five minutes. after she
entered the courtroom the woman
lawyer had accomplished her object
and gone back to her Office.
Just as she was disappearing
through the door a lawyers clerk
came up to the rail.
"Has the judge signed that order
l handed up this morning?" he asked.
NO." was the reply, che will not
sign any orders before 2 or 3 o'clock.'
New York Tribune.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1892-02-11
THE MIND TAKES A NAP.
Moments That Are Enormously Be-
lieVed To Be Spent in Thought.

Moments That Are Enormously Be-
lieVed To Be Spent in Thought.
In private conversation one day
last week one OF Chicago's oldest and
most learned physicians gave utter
ance to the following:
"Why is it that when we see per-
son gazing fixedly for several moments
at certain point on the floor or in
the street, we say ne or she is thinking
hard about something? Nine times in
ten the person thus engaged-or olsen
gaged-is thinking of nothing. At such
times, if you only knew it, the mind is
mapping and there is no thought.
Probably one of the oldest fads-and
it seems to be nothing more-consists
ofpersons when at such times they are
asked what they are doing saying
thinking ha1dP
"In the larger majority of cases
when a person is thinking hard Or in
tently the eye roams from one object
to another and the hands and feet
are moving more or less.
"The busiest, hardest working brain
III the country lHSlSCS Oh taking mo-
mentary maps several times a day.
Just before dropping off into one of
these maps the mind commands the
eye to fix itself upon some object and
stay, thus usually insuring the hold
ing of the head and probably every
part of the body quiet. Then the
mind catches it's little nap. These
little mind maps or flashes of rest
may never be more than twenty Sec
onds long, and yet they have been
discovered to do the mind wonder
full amount of good. They never
come to the deranged mind, and it
has also been discovered that the
supposedly sound mind which does
not take them is on the verge of in
nity."-Chicago Tribune.
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and borne into the front parlor and
deposited upon large sofa. His veins
were swollen, his face was crimson, his
eyes glaring, and his mouth foaming
with impotent fury; helooked, indeed,
like maniac ready to break forth
into frenzy,
The room was half full of people
who had come to attend his examna-
ton, and had been impatiently await
ing his appearance.
First there, was his uncle, John
Morriss, who came and looked over
him with a very penitent air saying,
with the tears in his eyes
"Ah, poor fellow! poor fellow! I'd
beg his pardon if | thought he would
understand word / said!"
"Then DIR. Cotton, the comfortable
medical attendant of the family, who
came and gazed alphabetically upon
the inhamed, glaring, foaming
face-and sighed; felt the bounding
pulse and groaned; and. lastly, looked
around on the assembled friends and
shook his head.
what do you think, doctor?
Hadn't we better get him off at once
to some asylum where he can be taken
care OFF" inquired the affectionate but
cowardly and terrified Mrs. Morriss.
81 would rather question some of
the friends who have observed his
manners during the day, before l give
final opinion" said DR.. Cotton.
About half dozen men and women
started forward and began to speak
at once.
Zone at time! One at time my
dear, dear, good friendsl Mrs. Nor
riss, do you speak first, and pray tell
us what you observed in the appear
ance of your nephew when he first
came down in the morning." inquired
DR.. Cotton.
ala, doctor! when he entered the
breakfast-room, which is just behind
this room, you know, he looked very
odd about the eyes, and said his head
felt queer"
eyes, and them"
TO BE CONTINUED.
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A Full Stock.

A New York chemist was Boosting,
i'll company of friends, of his well-as-
sorted stock in trade. "There isn't
a drug missing" he said, mot even
one of the most uncommon sort"
"Come, now" said one of the by
ISLANDERS, by way Of joke. II bet
that you don't keep any spirit of
contradiction well-stocked as you
pretend to be-"
"Why not?" replied the chemist, not
in the least embarrassed at the unex-
pected sally. "You shall see for your
self" So saying he left the group and
returned in a few minutes leading by
the hand-his wife.-The Comic.
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Why DR.. Prices Baking Powder is
Superior to all others.

No great efforts made by other manufacturers
to procure and pure materials.
It is true that other company has the facilities,
bit its greed and cupidy induced it evil
ammonia in order to swell its profits Hence the Price
Baking Powder Company stands alone in its fight pure
baking powder.
No other article of human food receives greater
in its production, has attained higher perfection Dr.
Prices Cream surely perfect baking powder Free from
every faint of impurity. No other article used In the
kitchen has many steadfast friends among the house
wives of America
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The Actresses Baby.

500 ~H~htS1S S@Aps
A comical incident occurred some
little time ago at a country theatre
while shakespeare's "Romeo and
Juliet" was being played to a crowded
house.
The juvenile leading lady, a good
actress, was married woman, and
was also a young mother, and she
was cast to play the leading part OF
Juliet.
Her baby had been placed in her
dressing.room, 30 as to be safe and
near it's mother. But just before the
famous balcony scene, the little ty-
rant got beyond all control. What
was to be done?
The best soothing syrup was hit up
on with mothers tact. She nestled
the infant to her breast, and it at
once became perfectly silent.
Upon being called, the actress hast.
lily mounted the rostrum that sup.
ported the balcony, throwing lace
scarf over her shoulders, and 80 con-
cealing the baby. AS she leant over
the balcony, with her other arm pen
siVely placed upon her cheek, she
looked picture of youthful beauty
and innocence.
The scene opened, and proceeded
excellently. Unfortunately, however,
Juliet has to appear and disappear
three times, and, in her effort to do
so gracefully, and yet conceal the
child, she stumbled against the iron
brace that held up the frail structure.
Down came the balcony, and be,
hold! the lovelorn maiden was dis
covered with a fine, big baby at her
breast, seated on tub that served as
stool, and at her feet O. battered
tankard left carelessly by the thirsty
carpenter. Shrieks of laughter! The
curtain fell, and did not rise again
that night.
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We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case of Catarrh that can not be
cured by Halls Catarrh Cure.
F. J. CHENEY & co. Props, Toledo, O.
We the undersigned, have known F. ].
Cheney for the last Is years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business
transactions and financially able to carry
out any obligations made by the firm.
West F Truax, Wholesale Druggists, Toll
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, Ohio.
Halls Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
acting directly upon the blood and mucous
surfaces of the system. Price, 75c per bot
tie. Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials
free.
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Another Proof,

sharp.-Do you see that mansion
over there? That's where Thompson,
the millionaire, lives. Another proof
of the assertion that advertising
pays.
Flat.-Ah, merchant prince, 1 pre-
sumo?
Sharp.-No; he's the owner of a
newspaper.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1892-02-11
AnInsulted Politician.

During tho recent election in New
York a candidate approached man
who had considerable influence with
the voters and gently intimated that
he, the candidate, might possibly
make it advantageous to the other
party if he used his influence in his be-
half.
do you mean to insinuate that l
would take a bribe?" exclaimed the
insulted party; "that l am one of
those venal wretches who can be cor
rupted with paltry sum of money?
You insult me, sir. But suppose I
was that sort of an Internal scoundrel,
how much would you feel like giving
me?"
"About $780," replied the candidate,
otis a whack!" replied the unbribed
and unbought suffragan. They shook
and smiled.-Texas Siftings.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1892-02-11

Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acta
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys
tenn efectually, dispels colds, head.
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro.
duced, pleasing to the taste and &C.
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
it's action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, ita
many excellent qualities commend it
to all and have made it the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in 50e
and 81 bottles by all leading drug.
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand viii pro.
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do not accept any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA FIG syrup ca.
SAg FRANCISCO. CAL.
G0WsHLtE. Nv. VIEW Y0RK ~
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1892-02-11

SIR JOHN THOMPSON and Finance Minis
ter Foster leave Ottawa soon for Washing
ton to renew the discussion with Secretary
Blaine and arrange basis for negotiations
looking to reciprocity between the United
States and Canada.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1892-02-11

Don't give up and say there is no help
for Catarrh, Hay Fever and Cold in head
since thousands testify that Ely's Cream
Balm has entirely cured them.
/ have been bothered with catarrh for
about twenty years; had lost sense of
smell entirely, and l had almost lost my
hearing. My eyes were getting so dim l
had to get some one to thread my needle.
Now l have my hearing as we'll
as l ever had and l can see to
thread as fine needle as ever 1 did, my
sense of smell seems to be improving all
the time. think there is nothing like
Ely's Cream balm for catarrh.-Mrs. e. E.
Grimes, Rendrill, Perry Co. o.
Apply Balm into each nostril. It is
Quickly Absorbed. Gives relief at once
Price SO cents at Druggists or by mail.
Ely Brothers, Sc Warren St., New York.
A MAN spends halt of his life in the Mich
igan penitentiary for crime of which he
Uac innocent
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ooh speak, We ghosts of the dead and
say what killed your" The answer came,
borne on the fierce east wind: Gold! cold!
cold! Then let US be thankful that since
teen we have DIR. Bulls Cough Syrup.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1892-02-11
What He Really Ia,

"See him! See him!" he said excit-
eddy.
eyes. What of it?"
Hes one OF the regulators or some
thing of that sort down south"
"Indeed!"
Eyes. They say when he gets at the
head of g. crowd with a mask on his
face he looks simply terrible"
"Been in lynchings, I suppose"
"That's what | refer to. He hasn't
missed one in the ten years he has
been in the parish"
Dead coward, chr"
"What! Coward! Why, man; didn't
tell you that he took part in all
those troubles down there? HES been
at the head of five or six negro lynch
ings to my knowledge, and that's out
side OF the whites"
"And the man lynched never had q
show"
80, well, of course, they weren't 60
ing to take any chances
"And he wore mask"
Certainly. 1t wouldn't do to be
recognized you know"
Il understand. Afraid to give the
man they were going to kill even O.
chance for his life against big odds on
the one hand and afraid to face the
Government on the other. What was
that I said? Coward? Well, let it
go at that. "-Chicago Tribune.
"Reminiscences of the Late Census.
Census-taker, to the queen of a
certain kitchen on Maryland Avenue,
What is your name?"
Queen of the Kitchen-"My names
May Liza Jones'"
Census-taker- "Where were you
bornY
May 'Liza-I wuz born in
Giou'ster Cote-House, Faginia."
-"How old are you?"
May 'Liza-'I reckon Use bout
twenty-three years OLE"
Census-taker, examining the elderly
black cOuntenance before him with q
puzzled expresslon-"Were you born
before the war, or since the WARP"
May Liza, indignantly-T wus
born TO de wah. amt no sence de
wah niger. Desc here sence de wah
niggers amt no count. rs a 10 de
wah niger"
Census-taker-"Are you married?'
May 'Liza-T reckon is. got a
married daughter where got one chile. "
Census-t aker-"How long have you
been married."
May 'Liza-"I speck Ibeen married
bout twenty years. l got seven
chillen, an all DENIS grown"
Census-taker, reading aloud-"Mary
Eliza Jones. Born before the war
at Gloucester Courthouse, Virginia;
aged twenty-three years; been married
twenty years; and the mother of seven
grown children"
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1892-02-11

In nothing has the wonderful improve
ment of modern machinery over the old
appliances been more marked than in tools
for drilling deep into the earth for pure
water, and in no line of business is there as
good a chance for an energetic man with a
small capital to become independent. Any
man can make money rapidly who is intel
ligent, energetic and has a. small capital.
The business is easily learned and the
demand is absolutely unlimited. The prof
it's are large when improved machinery is
used. Great i'm rovements have been
made in this line within the past year or
two, and Rogers & Ordway, st. Paul,
Mimi, carry complete line of machinery
suitable for any depth or formation. Any
man who wants to learn more regarding
this matter will do we'll to send to Rogers
G. Ordway for an illustrated catalogue,
which will give him a more detailed de-
scription of the different styles otmachines
carried, as we'll as list of Wind Mills,
Pumps, Fittings, etc., which go with this
business.
AT Topeka, Kan, Frank McLain, who
has been on trial several days charged with
beating out the brains of his step-child,
an infant, against window sill, has been
convicted of murder in the first degree.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1892-02-11

II have been occasionally troubled with
Coughs, and in each case have used Browns
Bronchial Troches, which have never
failed, and l must say they are second to
none in the world. Felix A. May,
Cashier, st. Paul MINI.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1892-02-11

WILBUR Folsom, travelling salesman,
committed suicidea short time ago at Iron
ton, Ohio. He is said to have been rela-
tive of Mrs. Grover Cleveland.
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Changed the Subject.

He, gently-"Are you not afraid
some one may marry you for your
money!"
She, sweetly-"Oh, dear, no. Such
an idea never entered my head"
He, tenderly-"Ah, in your sweet
innocence you do not know how cold
ly, cruelty mercenary some men
are"
She, quietly-"Perhaps not"
She-He, with suppressed emotion
I-would not for the world have such
terrible fate happen to you. The man
who wins you should love you for
yourself alone"
HE will have to. It's my Cousin
Jennie who has money, not l. You've
got us mixed. I haven't a cent"
He-"Er-very pleasant weather
we're having. New York Weekly.
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All Sorts and Conditions of Men.

No matter how widely at variance on other
points, concede to Hostetters Stomach
Bitters sovereign potency in cases of malar-
ia. This is the universal testimony from
all classes. Chills and fever, intermittent,
dumb ague and ague cake invariably sue
cumb to it. So do dyspepsia, la grippe,
constipation, biliousness, rheumatism and
kidney trouble. Emigrants to and So
journers in malarious regions should pro-
protection.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1892-02-11

Physicians prescriptions have failed to
reach many cases of rheumatism known to
have been subsequently cured by Salvation
Oil. That is the reason why the popular
voice is practically unanimous in its favor.
One bottle is usually sufficient.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1892-02-11

THE New York chamber of commerce
appeals to the country on behalf of the
Russians
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CONSUMP ION.

Ihave positive remedy for the above disease by its
use thousands Of of the worst kind and of long
standing have been cured Indeed strong my faith
In its efficacy, that will send TWO BOTTLES FREE with
VALUABLE TREATISE on this disease to any suf-
ferer who will send me their Express and Z. o. address,
II. A. SlOcum, nj. c., 1873 Pearl ST., N. Y.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1892-02-11

Egotism is man without collar carry
ing gold-headed cane.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1892-02-11
The OnIv One Ever Printed.

CAN YOU FIND THE WORD? There is a
inch display advertisement in this paper,
this week, which has no two words alike
except one word. The same is true of each
new one appearing each week, from The
DR.. Harter Medicine Co. This house
mPHe and DTSb on @ eng 5 nsy
the name Of the word and they will return
you BOOK, BEAUTIFUL LITHoeRAPHs or SAM
PILES FREE.
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When BABY was sick, we gave her Castoris,
When she was Child, she cried for Castoria.
When she became Miss, she chung to Castoria,
When she had Children, she gave them Castogia
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1892-02-11

In one respect the ladies have a parallel
The spring chicken never tells Its age.
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la Grippe.
How to Avoid It's Attacks and How
to Recover from Its Effacta.

How to Avoid Its Attacks and How
to Recover from It's Effects.
As la grippeis undoubtedly caused by some
micro. organism carried in and by the air. the
best general advice which can be given isto avoid
exposure in inclement weather, and keep your
strengthlup, your blood In good condition, and
yonr digestive organs in regular action. These
last three conditions can best be attained by
taking Hoods SarsaparIlla, which SO happily
meets the requirements that with Its protection
you
Need Not Fear La Grippe,
1t has been wlttily said that 10 grippe keeps
you sick fifteen days after you are WE'LL" so slow
ly is strength recovered. Hoods sarsaparllla
has been found OF inestimabe value in restoring
desired vigor after 10 grippe and also after
scarlet fever, diphtheria, pneumonia, and other
prostrating diseases. The system finds In
L@~nlSn nsll~
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A bowling swell-an liberated tooth.

A temperance lecturer is always backing
water
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1892-02-11

When an Office goes out and hunts up q
man it frequently uses a microscope.
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VARIOUS COMICALlTIES.
BRILLIANT FLASHES OF WIT
FROM VARIOUS SOURCES.
Miss Alexander Discovers Why
Reginald Marston Gould See In
Her all the Graces Peculiar
to Womanklnd --other
SQulbS.
Why She WIIted.

Reginald Marston had been talking
with Miss Alexander for at, least two
hours on the piazza, where Fred
Washington had presented him to the
heiress. All his best powers had been
exerted toplease her, and 1t was quite
evident that he was more than sue
cessful. As Washington came out at
IL O'Clock into the fragrant summer
air of the night, Marston arose to go.
"Not yet, hope" said Miss Alex
ander detainingly.
Eyes, l have stayed too long al
ready" Marston almost whispered las
he took her hand.
With short good night to both, he
left Miss Alexander and Wheelington
on the piazza.
Wheelington took the chair Marston
had vacated and with the familiarity
OF an old friend drew it nearer that OF
the young woman.
what have you been saying OF me
to Mr.. MarstonT" she began impulsive-
ly.
''Not great deal OF a compliment
tary character )" he replied banter
ingly. "There isn't much to say,
don't you know"
"Oh, OF course not" she laughed;
"but you must have said something"
she insisted, ''for l never saw man
so earnest, so honest so persistent in
finding in one all the graces OF woman
l-;,>l T. = oof,,i1x- oVOH
charmingly, too, that really l have
quite fallen in love with him."
Wheelington coughed significantly
and laughed.
"Indeed?" he said briefly.
Tell me-" she urged, "now that's
real nice big brother" and she took
his hand caressingly in hers. "That
is" he said after q moment, mot
much"
"Oh, but 1t must have been great
deal"
mo, it was only q word or two"
"Pshaw," she exclaimed, snatChing
her hand from his, you couldn't tell
him anything about me in word or
two which could possibly have had
any influence upon him."
at seems, however, my dear Miss
Alexander, that did," he said exas-
peratingly.
She jumped up from her chair and
walked across the piazza, where she
stood against the rail pulling honey
suckle to pieces.
"How perfectly idiotic," she ex-
claimed, throwing the flower to the
floor. "What was it?"
81 told him you were very rich"
She crushed the flower under her
foot and went into the house.-De-
troit Free Press.
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There's danger
in o cough-more than ever when
your blood is "bad." 1t makes
things easy for Consumption. But
there's cure for it in DIR. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery A posi-
tive cure-not only for Weak
Lungs, Splitting of Blood, Bron.
chitis, Asthma and all lingering
Coughs, but for Consumption itself
in all its earlier stages. It's rea-
sonable. All these diseases depend
on tainted blood. Consumption is
simply Lung scrofula. And for
every form of scrofula and blood
faint, the discovery" is a certain
remedy. It's 80 certain, that its
makers guarantee it to benefit or
cure, in every case, or the money is
refunded. With a medicine that e
certain, this can be done.
There's a cure for Catarrh, too,
no matter what you've been led to
believe. If there isn't, in your case,
you'll get $500 cash. It's bona
fde offer that's made by the pro-
prietors of DIR. Sage's Catarrh
Remedy. There's risk in it, to be
sure, but they are willing to take
the risk-you ought to be glad
to take the medicine.
The sun. [volume] (Morris, Stevens County, Minn.) 1882-1895, 1892-02-11

The man who ought to suit you we'll
your tailor.
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Really Quite MercIful.
It was in the New York Central de-
pot. A we'll dressed lady with her
Little Lord Fauntleroy son ap-