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The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-04
WHY BOYS LIKE A NOISE.
1t Is q Healthy symptom and Grown Peo-
pie Oughtn't to Mind 1t.

II wonder why tits that boys do so
enjoy making nose!" exclaimed Mrs.
Boggs, holding her ears with both
hands, while her two youngest dar-
lings paraded through the house with
drum and tin horn which wicked
uncle had given them.
"My dear" replied DR.. Boggs, lock-
ing up from his newspaper, "you must
understand that a boy does not really
make noise because he likes to so
much as for the reason that he cannot
help it. Tho cause is simply that
there is greater supply OF excitation
to his nervous system that he can get
rid of in the ordinary way which
grown people adopt. l believe that
express myself clearlyP"
"Not very, it seems to me-" said
Mrs. Boggs.
"Then I will put it more plsinly," re-
sponded the doctor. "You are per-
haas acquainted with the fact that the
human body is made up of cells9"
u have heard you say so, my dear"
"Well, then, you must comprehend
that each OF these cells has nucleus,
just as an egg has Il yolk in it. The
nuclei of the cells which make up q
rhild's body are much larger than
those of the cells which compose your
physical system or mine. AS the in
FAINT gets older these cells become
steadily smaller and smaller, but dur
ing youth the nerve battery thus made
up is Sc much more powerful us to
store upa excessive amount of energy.
The boy keeps it in for while and
then he must explode. That is exact
ly what is taking place with Bobby
and Jimmy at present. They are get
ting rid of their supertluous nerve
force through the medium of drum
and n tin horn. 1t is thoroughly
healthy and you ought not to object.
of that is really the case," said
Mrs. Boggs with sigh, 81 am more
rcsigned.S
CAS- ! was about to say" continued
the doctor, "the nuclei keep on dimin-
ishing in size as one grows older until
the grown person finds excessive ex,
citation disagrceable and is annoyed
by noises. | believe that you were
forty on your last birthday, my dear9
Tho reason that the boy keeps on
growing is that while the nuclei of his
cells are diminishing the cells them
selves are multiplying in number.
After one gets old and certain time
of life has been reached the cells no
longer multiply fast enough to supply
the places Of those which die. Then
arrives a period of what we call de-
crepitude, and eventually the individ-
ual, if no disease superyencs, perishes
of mere debility"
THAT may all be true" admitted
Mrs. Boggs. "but my observation is
that this business of knowing all about
how one is constructed and how soon
one must wear out in the course of
nature does not conduce to happiness.
would much rather remain in igno-
rance of what you call physiology and
not be obliged to think of myself and
my children and our inside works us ii
we were so many machines"
Science seems to have no attrac-
tions for women" muttered the doctor,
who became absorbed in his newspa-
per again Washington Star.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-04
The Intricate Chinese Language.

Joss" says a writer in Blachwood,
$50 far from being, as /, among others,
always imagined, Chinese word, is
merely the mispronunciation of the
Spanish Dios, God. The discovery of
this fell heavily upon me. 1t reduced
my knowledge of Chinese from two
words to one; but | have learned sew
cral since, but will not write them
here, as do not know what they
mean. 4 and the writer both started
with the determination of studying
Chinese, and the writer let A buy a
grammar; but on discovering that
the single letter had 145 ways OF be-
ing pronounced, and that each pronun-
cation had an entirely different mean
ing we said that there was no poetry
about the Chinese language, that it
was not worth learning, and AS gram
mar was secretly consigned to the river
mud by being dropped overheard"
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-04
HOW ANIMALS BEAR PAIN.
Their Mute HeroisBi In Suffering Puts
Mans Endurance to Shame.

One of the pathetic things connected
with this Kaleidoscope nonsense peo-
pie call life is the manner in which
the animal kingdom endures suffering.
Take horses for instance in battle, and
after the first shock of wound they
make no sound. They bear the pain
with q mute, wondering endurance,
and if at night you hear wild groan
from the battlefield it comes from their
loneliness, their loss of that human
companionship which seems absolutely
indispensable tc the comfort of domes-
ticatcd animals.
The dog will carry broken leg for
days wistfully but nncomplainingl
The cat, stricken with club or stone or
caught in some trap from which it
gnaws its way to freedom, crawls to
some secret place and bears in silence
pain which we could not endure. Sheep
and other cattle meet the thrust of the
butchers knife without sonnd. and
even common poultry endure intense
agony without complaint.
The dove, shot unto death, flies to
some far of bough, and MS it dies the
silence is unbrokcn save by the patter
on the leaves of its own life blood. The
wounded deer speeds to some thick
break and in pitiful submission waits
for death. The eagle, struck in mid
air, fights to the last against the fatal
summons. There is no moan or sound
of pain aud the defiant look never fades
from its eyes until the lids close over
them never to uncover again.
Here is an example of this splendid
endurance right before us,which proud
man in vain tries to emulate A mule
haltcred to post awaiting treatment,
one of its hind feet suppurating sore,
the frog fostering and running out.
Its whole body droops and its eyes are
strained and agonizing, The yetcr-
mary surgeon standing by says that
the lightest touch of that foot to the
ground causes the most intense pain
and yet there is no sound, nothing but
that patient endurance that astonishes
and appalls. Florida Times Union.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-04

Syrup

JUDGE /. B. HILL, OF Tue. SuPerlof
Court, Walker county, Georgia,
thinks enough of German Syrup to
send us voluntarily strong letter
endorsing it. When men of rank
and education thus use and recon.
mend an article, what they say is
worth the attention of the public
1t is above suspicion. II have used
your German Syrup" he says, ''for
my Coughs and Coldson the Throat
aud Lungs. I can recommend 1t tor
them as a frst-class medicine. ,
Take no substitute. o
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-04
slMerALLlc CONFERENCE.
Eight Europcnn Governments Agree t.
Participate.


Participate.
WASHINGTON, Juno lit is officially
stated that acceptnnces have been re-
ceived by the United states govern,
ment from eight countries of Europe
of the invitation to participate in tho
b:netallic conference. The countries
having accepted are understood to ba
England, Italy, Germany, Franco and
Austria, the Netherlands. Spain and
Portugal. Tho conference will prob
ably be held in Brussels. The three
members of the conferences who will
represent the United States are said to
be Judge Lambert Tree, of Chicago;
Henry w. Cannon, president of tho
Chase National bank of New York and
formerly comptroller of the currency,
and Senator Jones. of Nevada.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-04
PADDLE YOUR OWN CANOE.

"To yourself be true" "and thou
cans,t not then be false to any man,
"Self-love is not SO vile sin rs self
neglecting." Then "bc wise to-day, It's
madness to defer" Get DIR. Pierce's
Golden Medical Discovery. for all af-
fections of the lungs and throat. 1t is
likewise Il wonderful liver tonic, and
invigorator.
Az the year round, you may rely upon
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery.
It's not like the sarsaparillas, that are
said to be good for the blood in March,
April and May. The "Discovery y
works equally well Mt all times, and in
all cases of blood-taints, or humors, no
matter what their name or nature. It
cures all Skin, Scalp and Scrofu!ous
affections, rs Eczema, letter, Salt
rheum, Fevcr-sores, White Swcllings,
Hip joint disease and kindred all
mcnts.
It's the cheapest blood-purifler, sold
through druggists, because you only pay
for the good you get.
Your money is returned if it doesn't
benefit or cure you.
Can you ask more
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-04

A New York importer tells of hav-
ing sold for $3.50 yard a piece of
scalskin plush to rctailer,who prompt
ly cut it into three pieces and marked
them respectively $40, $l2, and sl4.
The highest-priced lot sold first. and
the retailer at once bought another
whole piece, marked it IA, and sold it
out before the $40 lot was gone.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-04

Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sya-
tenn efectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy Of its kind ever pro-
duced, pleasing to the taste and ac-
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, its
many excellent qualities commend it
to all and have made it tie most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in SOC
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
sists. ANY reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro-
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do not accept any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA Fie syrup co.
SAW FRANCISCO. CAL.
ar ,x-E~
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-04
Cleveland and Family.

NEW YoKI1, June 1.-Ex- President
Cleveland and his family left the city
yesterday for their summer residence
at Buzzards Bay, Mass, where they
expect to find rest md recreation dur.
ing the season.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-04
The Only Ono Ever frlnted--Can You Find

here is 3-inch display advertisement
in this paper this week which has no two
words alike except one word. The same
is true of each new one appearing cach
week from Tho DR. Hnrtcr Medicine Co
This house places Crescent on every.
thing they make and publish Look for it,
send them the name of the word, and they
will return you HOOK, BEAUTIFUL LITuo-
GRAIIIH, or SAMPLE FREE.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-04

"Mother, don't the angels wear any
clothes?" asked a little Texas girl Of
her mother. mo, my daughter"
There was pause, and the little girl
asked; Where do the angels put their
Observation-Disclosures - Texas Sitt-
t1as.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-04
1T RESPECTS THE LAW.
Tho Lottery Company's Good Fait',.
Washington Telegram to Globe Dem

---------
Tho Lottery Company's Good Faith.
Washington Telegram to Globe Dem
ocrat.
The New Orleans Postmaster, Cant S.
NJ. Eaton, Is little smooth-faced man,
honest aud shrcwd He i,a great friend
of Warmoth, but he has backed up the
Postmaster-General efforts vigorously
in the fight on the lottery
The v ar before the warfare began Mr.
Eaton says the Lottery Company bough,
at the New Orleans office slu3,nO0 worth of
stamps md stamped envelopes. For that
same year the total revenue of the office
was $il6.o0j. So it appears that the Lot
teiy Company contributed within 81, COZ of
ouc-fourth of the entire revenue of the
office.
BY the action of the department in en-.
forcing the nnti-lot,ery law passed by
Songrcss this postal revenue from the lot
terry company became dead lo, $ Last
years receipts by the New Orleans office
reached II total of $500 O. The day be-
fore Captain Eaton started to this CONFER
cnce the lottery company posted in all its
branch Offices in New Oslcans a notice to
this effect:
"rhe Supreme Court of The United States
having decided the anti-lottery postal law
to be constitutional, it is hereby ordered
and directed that no one in the employ of
this company shall mail n letter which in
any way refers directly or indirectly to
the business of the lottery. It must be
understood that this company will aid in
the enforcement of this law"
81 think that this notice IS honest and
sincere" snid Capt Eaton, land the com
pany means just what it says"
----<-s >----
Seals sleep upon land; they also do
20 floating upon their backs in the sea
This habit they mostly indulge in when
.hc weather is fine and the sea calm
In 1891, says Stnhl uud Eisen, Ger
many imported from Sweden End Norway
l4S63l tons of iron ore, o which 8 ,,6Sy
tons went to Westphalia and S5,9i1 tons to
upper Schleswig.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-04

Harry Olmstcad, of Wilton, youth OF
2. summers, distinguished himself the
other day by getting drunk and trying to
thrash William Sturges, aged 81, because
Sturges had whipped his fnther when the
latter was boy and went to school to
him
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-04

AT Gibrcath, n. C. the other day n
l5-year-old lad named Fletcher was stand
ing under tree which the lightning
struck 1t entered the lads coat ut the
neck and went down his spine, making n
blister all the way. Yet Is thought he
will recDycr
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-04

"a WORD to the wso is sufficient" but
1t is not always wise to say that word TO
one who is suffering the tortures of n head
ache. However, always risk it and recom-
mend Bradycrotine OF all Druggists. h0c
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-04

At certain church near Ledbury,
Eng, an annual sermon is still preached
against the vice of ducling. This Is done
i'll accordance with the last will and testn-
ment of n damsel whose rival lovers died
fighting for her hand
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-04

The felt cloth which is made into hats
is composed chiefly of the hair of rabbits,
hares or goats mixed with much wool
These substances arc cntanglcd together
and pressed md beaten until they adhere
to form Il compact but flexible material.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-04

We will give 500 reward for any case OF
catnrrh that cannot be cured with Halls
Catarrh Cure. Taken internally.
+. j. CHEN EY s. CO., Proprs, Toledo, o.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-04

BEEcHAM's Pills are painless and cf-
fectual remedy for all bilious disorders.
25 cents box. For sale by nll druggists.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-04

LIKE OIL UroS TROUBLED WATERS is the
influence of HALEs HONEY OF HonEuoUND
AND TAR upon a cold.
PIXIES TooTuAcns DROPS Cure in one
minute
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-04

FlTs.-An Fits stopped free by DIR. KLISR's
GREAT NERrK RKsToREH No Fits aftcr first days
use. Marvellous cures Trcntisa and t2o trial hottie
free 10 Fit cases. send to Dr. Kline, 9Sl Arch ST.
Philadelphia, Pa,
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-04

There is in Buffalo one line of
strcet-cars on which a car crosses tif.y-
four railroad tracks in making oae
round trip.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-04

uzi (to his wifc)-"This is my dear
old friend Buzz. For three years we
were classmates, shared our room, our
joys, or sorrows, and when one of us
had no money" Buzi-"The other
one usually hadn't any either."-
INegentle Btuiter.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-04

French reporters now take notes Mt
night by the light of n tiny incandesccut
lamp attached 10 the pencil.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-04

LpSM Il. b1Nh!hbf
No one remedy i'll all
the world has done SO
much to relieve the
suffering of her sex.
Her compound goes to
the very root of Female
Complaints, drives out
disease, and re-invigo-
rates the entire system.
All Druggists sell It, or sen,
BY mail, in form of Pills OF
1Hzrngcs. on receipt Of 81 90.
Liver Pills, 2:5sc. Core
ePnndcnce freely answered.
Address in confidence.
LYDIA u. PrSHiIAM MED. Co,
I
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-04

There is a thermometer at Johns Hop
kfns university in Baltimore which is con-
sidered worth $4,000.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-04

"A suit has been brought in Buffalo to
recover $50 for alternating u boys affec-
tions from his father
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-04

The contractor who built an Indiana
jail now occupies one of its cells as a pris
oner.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-04

There is brisk trade in secondhand
tom bstoncs In London. Still stranger is
the custom of selling family vaults partly
filed
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-04

The jams of Indin frequently underg
fasts of forty days, pnrtalsing during tha
time only Of warm water
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-04

When Baby WIS sick, we gave her castoria,
When she was Child she cried for Castorin,
When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria,
When she had Children, she gave them Castoria
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-04
Tired of Living.
Tutt's Hair DYe

Gray hair or wIliskers changed to glossy
biack by n single application of this Dye. 1t
imparts II natural color, acts instantaneous
lyand contains nothing Injurious tn the l,nir.
Sold by druggists, or will be sent on RECEIPT
ofprcc, tsl,UO. Office, 80 Park Place, N. Y.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-04

Seals sleep upon land; they also do
20 floating upon their backs in the sea
This habit they mostly indulge in when
shc weather is fine and the sea calm
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-04

In 1891, says Stnhl und Eisen, Ger
many imported from Sweden :nd Norway
laS.63l tons of iron ore, o. which 8 ,,6Sy
tons went to Westphalia and S5,9i1 tons TO
upper Schleswg.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-04

"A good sewing machine is supposed te
oh the work of twelve women.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-04

IsaIller He Without Bread. nj
BISHOPS RESIDENCE, Marquette Mich.
Nov. Z. 1882
Tho Rev. j. Kossbiel, OF above place, writes:
have suffered great deal and whenever
now feel d nervous attack coming tako a dose
Of Pastor Koengs Nerve Tonic md feel re-
ieved. think a great deal of it, and would
rnthor be without bread than without tho Tonic.
Tired of Living.
POUND, Wis, 1S9o
Two years ago last February commenced
having epileptic nttacko. and could not rest q
minute without having my limbs jerk. was
almost tired OF living when heard of Pastor
koenigs Nerve Tonic, and thank the Lord got
Eell after using only one bottle and will never
,orget in my prayers what this medicine did for
no. MISS MAY WETlCK.
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-04
A Won1an's
Remedy
for Wonlan's
Diseases.

that "scou,au best understands aOomau's
Ms." That she has done her work we'll is
plainly indicated by the Unprecedented
success of her great female remedy called
.uLiu Z Lir.Lk,n,,r L-cr,k,hL< Gam hnuuI
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-04

Lydia L. Pinkham
devoted a life's
study to the subject
of Female c o m
plants, working al
ways from the stand
point of reas son,
,yith n firm, helinf
The Kimball graphic. (Kimball, Brule County, Dakota [S.D.]) 1883-1905, 1892-06-04
Thousands Of Dollars
Hoods Sarsaparil!a

HOODS PILLS cure liver ills. constipation,
bliousuess. !aundice, sick headache. Try them.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-02-04
Perils of Modern Life.

Contacts with electric wires, railroad
accidents, broken car and elevator cables,
explosions of steam, natural gas and
chemicals, poisons in adulterated food
and drink, are a few; but all these
dangers combined do not kill as rapidly
as slow and sure Consumption. The
death rate, however, from Consumption,
is being yearly cut down since DR.. Pierce,
of Buffalo, N. Y, has given to the world
his celebrated Golden Medical Discov-
ery," cure for Consumption and Throot
and Lung troubles that lead to Con-
sumption, if taken in time and given a
fair trial. The time to cure Consump-
tion (Which is really nothing more nor
less than Lung scrofula). is in the first
stages. A cough generally sounds the
alarm, and you should take the "Dis-
covery" at once. There is time when
it is too late.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-02-04
A STORY OF CORwIN.

Washington Post.
Tom Corwin was not only very elo-
ouent man but he was the most renown-
ed wit and humorist of his party, just
as the late Samuel Sullivan Cox was of
his party at later day. Corwin's sense
of humor sometimes got him into diff
Guilty and on at least one occasion lost
him votes. He was on campaign
tour and had stopped for the night at
the house of wealthy farmer, whose
wife was as eager to display her book
learning as her hospitality.
These efforts took the form Of big,unu-
al words, which sometimes had ludic-
rous Malaproprian flavor. She prepared
a most excellent and elaborate break
fast for the distinguished orator and his
party and then seated herself at the
head of the table to do the honors. She
poured out cup of coffee, and then,
with gracious smile, turned to tie
orator and asked:
"Mr. Corwin, do you take concomi-
tants in your coffee?"
"Thank you madam" replied Corwin
gravely; 81 will take little sugar and
cream, but neither salt nor pepper"
He did not get vote in that family
and scarcely one in the precinct, though
both family and precinct were usually
Whig.
Belmont chronicle. [volume] (St. Clairsville, Ohio) 1855-1973, 1892-02-04
The Kind Hearted Apple Woman.

There is an old apple woman who does
business on Wall street corner who de-
serves medal for one Of the best natured
dispositions in this town. The other day
q coal wagon, one Of the big ones drawn
by three horses hitched abreast, drove
up to her corner and slowly and clumsi-
ly backed up against the curb. Then the
driver swung his horses around so as to
give another team a chance to get
through the street. Round came the
heavy animals, not with very much
speed, but with momentum which
proved disastrous to the proprietress of
the stand and her goods. Down she
went, while good share of her apples
went tumbling after her
Luckily she was not much hurt, but
a. she reclined on the pavement she saw
one Of the horses add insult to injury by
opening vast mouth and closing it upon
the biggest apple on the stand. Then
up rose the old woman in hot haste
But not to seek vengeance. Instead, she
picked up two more apples and hospit-
ably handed them to the two animals
which hadn't helped themselves. And
what is more, she looked as if she hadn't
grievance against anybody in the
world. New York Times.