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The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1892-09-09
A JOLLY STAG r
Kirschner and Stanton Were Glad The
Came Home From Europe.

Kirschner and Stanton Were Glad They
Came Home From Europe.
The return from Europe of the Assist
ant City Clerk Philip Kirschner and
Roundsman John Stanton of Hoboken
was celebrated by their friends yesterday
with a stag excursion. The steamer I.
l.. Sturterant was engaged and had been
well stocked with good things to eat and
drink. The party was limited to one
hundred and when the steamer started
from the Thingvalla dock at $50 O'Clock
that number was ON board. An orchestra
and brass band a~lternated in entertaining
the stags with music of every variety.
The boat went up the Sound in the
morning, and as far up the Hudson as
Yonkers in the afternoon.
The Committee OF Arrangements were
Emil Vogelsang, Louis S. Weinthal, John
e. Cross and James Z. Fitzwll-
liams. Among those present were Mayor
Stanton, Secretary James p. Lsverty, As
samblyman Tayne. Health Commissioner
Talon, President Campbell of the Health
Board; Police Commissioner Hayden,
Councilmen Kelly and Wetnthal, Police
Captain HAYES, J.. E. w. Keeser, Fire
Commissioner William O'Donnell, Ser
geant Marnell, Commissioners Quidore
and hurry and Roundsman Stack.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1892-09-09
AMBITIOUS ATHLETES.
List of Those Who Have
Entered the Champion
ship Contests.
iMARKSMEN AT SEA GRIT.
IL
Sin
Ex-Governor Green and Mayor Wan.
Pc
ser Banged at Bulls EYes-
New Wheel Records.
M W
ARKSMEN AT SEA GIRT.
Governor Green and Mayor Wan.

The second annual championship meet
in|g of the Metropolitan Association of
the Amateur Athletic Union will be held
ats Manhattan Field. One Hundred and
FIfIy-ffth street and Eighth avenue, to-
morrow afternoon. The contest will be-
gin at two o'clock. The entry list is an
exceptionally good one and the crack
athletes from the New York A. c., Man
haitian A. c.. Xavier A. A.. Columbia A.
Cs, New Jersey A. c. and the Pastime A.
O. are entered. The principal feature Of
the day will be the two-mile bicycle race.
The New York A. G. has entered A. A.
Zimmerman, the recognized champion of
the world. He will meet the flyers of the
Manhattan A. c., Berlo, Taylor, Banker
and Wheeler. The following are the en-
tries:
One hundred yards run-G. Colwell, NJ.
A. c.; H. L. Harding, NJ. A. C.; A. Davis,
Syracuse A. G.; T. J. Lee. n. Y. A. G.: NJ.
A. c.; M. Mundle. P. A. c.; II. g. Ide. NJ.
A. c.; E. W. Allen, n. Y. A. c.; G.
Schwegler, N. Y. A. c.; G. r. Swain. NJ.
CA; W. NJ, Craft. N. j. A. c.
ODe-mile walk-Samuel Liebgold, P.
A. G.; 7. Sherman. NJ. A. c.; G. l. Nfcoll,
M "a. Us LuOtuHb W. 16bSOUs IN. l.. Az
JcMoriarty. <. A. A.; W. II. Meek, ..
One hundred and twenty yards hurdle,
3 It. 8 in.-H. F. Harding. N. A. c.;
H. II. Morrell. N. Y. A. c.; E. E. Barnes,
N. T.. A. C.; F. C.. Puffer. N.
A., e.; A. T. Copeland, NJ. A.. G.; G.
Schweglers N. Y, A. c.; j. j. Mooney, x.
A.A.
-Four hundred and forty yards RUM.
Mnndle, ?. A, g; T. B. Turner. NJ. A. c.;
JaS. Roddy. M. A. c.; CLARK Mellen, NJ.
A. G.; II. L. Dadmun, M. A. c.; G. F.
Sanford, M. A. C.: Thomas E. McKin-
merry, 8. A.. @: W C. Downs, N. Y. A. c.;
Two-miie safety bicycle-George T.
Taylor, M. A. c.; P. j. ,Berlo, M. a. G.;
G. a. Banker, NJ. A. c.; H. G. Wheeler,
M. A. c.; Carl Hess, M. A.. c.: A. A. Zim-
merman, n, y. A. c.; C. NJ. Murphy, N.
Y. A. c.: w. f. Murphy, N. Y. c.; Hoy
land Smith, N. Y. a. C.
Two hundred and twenty yards hurdle
race. 2 feet 6 inches-H. 4. Harding, MA.
c.; H. G. Ide, NJ. A. c.; H. Fl. Morrell,
n. \. G. A.; G. Il. Barnes, N. ]. A. G.; A.
E. COPELAND, N. A. c.. E. Hart, M. A. O.;
G. SchWegler, N. y. A. c.
Eight hundred and eighty yards run
T. B. Turner. NJ. A. c.; J. S. Roddy, NJ.
A.. c.; Fl. L. Dadmun, M. A. c.; A. B.
George. NJ. A. c.; M. E. Smith. M. A.. c.;
A. q. Bugbee, NJ. A. c.; H. e. Billings.
Jr.. N. Z. A. c.; s. v. Winslow. N. Y.
Two hundred and twenty yards run
e.. r. Swain. NJ. A. c.: Al. Copeland, M.
A.. c.; G. E.. Sanford, M. A. C.. e. w.
Allen, N. Y. A. c.: G. Colwell, M. A. c.;
II. 4. Harding. M. A. O.; He. Ide, NJ. A,
G.; Clark Mellen, N. A. G.; 7. /. Lee, N.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1892-09-09
WHEEL RECORDS LOWERED.

Zimmerman Outs Down the Time Made
BY the English Crack.
Zimmerman, at Springfield, Mass, yes
terday started to break tine five mile rec
ord of 10 min. 1871 secs. made by Osmond,
the crack English ~bicyclist. He did more
than he anticlpated, he not only broke
the five mile record but also beat the
time for three and four miles. The
champion had a high wind to work
against. Each pacemaker carried the
champion around once. They were in
the order Of their placina:-G. M. Wells
of Toronto; George A. Banker. M. A. c.;
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1892-09-09


w. W. Taxis of Philadelphia; Carl Hess,
NJ. A. c.: II. G. Wnelan, Nj. A. c.. E. A.
Nelson. S. B. c., and A. w. Olmstead, S.
B.. Q. His time by halves was as follows:
First half. Ill; one mile. 2:20 4-5; mile
and a half, 3:32 As; two miles, All rs;
two miles aud a half, 6;04 2-5; three miles,
7:l5 As; three miles and a half. 8:2S 4-5;
four miles. Gal; four miles and a half,
1851 3-5; five miles, 1900 2-5.
The previous marks were 7;17 rs for
three miles and 9:47 3-5 for four miles.
These records were also held by Osmond.
The Supreme Court of Pennsylvania
has ruled that a bicycle is a vehicle aud
has all rights on a highway that a wagon
has, and that q teamster must accord a
wheelnan the same privileges OF the road
that he is bound under the law to extend
to another teRmster.
A Wheelbarrow Ride for the Big Fight.
The streets down town were unusually
quiet and deserted last night, aud were a
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1892-09-09
It'll Month.

strange contrast to the scenes of the
night before. The only ripple of excite
ment connected with the great fight was
the parade of ST. Bridget's Fife and
Drum Corps. Two of their members bet
SIS with each other on their respective
favorites with the understanding that
the loser was to wheel the winner in a
wheelbarrow through prominent streets,
accompanied by the drum corps.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1892-09-09
sCharged with stealing Rob,

Thomas Finneran, of No. 1856 Washing
ton street, was held for the Grand Jury
bv Police Justice O'Donnell this morn
ing, charged with stealing $40 worth of
rope from a coat lying near the foot of
Warren street. The complainant is
Joseph Russell. Of No. 1870 Thirteenth
street.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1892-09-09
Both Taken In.

Tailor Cmpatiently to debtor)-"You
were naked and l clothed YOU
Dshtor-"And you were a stranger aud
I took you n."-Psck-nge-atn.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1892-09-09
Erie ndship Bowling Club nleots omoers.

The Friendship Bowling Club. of Ho-
boken, has elected the following officers:-
Henry J.. Weidner, President; George w.
Bryan, Vice President: Martin j. Spohr.
Recording Secretary: Armen Schoenfeld,
Financial Secretary; Louis S~pangenburg,
Jr., Treasurer; Leonard Schoenfeid. Cap
tain.
The club will bowl next Tuesday on
the alleys in the Quartette building.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1892-09-09

be played tomorrow on the Cartaret
Clubs courts.
The Jersey City Tennis Club will nave
an open tourney tomorrow after noon.
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1892-09-09

shoot was 10 shots at 500 yards and was
as follows:
Governor Green, IS; Major Anderson,
26; Mayor Wanser, 81; R. B. Ready, SO; j.
l.. Kuser, 80.
The Hilton and Wimbledon matches
will be shot today,
The Jersey City news. (Jersey City [N.J.]) 1889-1906, 1892-09-09
Tennis.

The final games in the gsntlemen's
singles in the Danforth Tennis Clubs
tourney will be played today on the club
grounds al Greenville. The competitors
will be Clarke Walker aud Linn bruce.
The return series of games between the
Cartaret and Danforth Tennis Clubs will
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1892-06-25

benefits gained by the first fruit
shipments OF the season. and thai
twenty acres OF this rich land
when the trees are in bearing, will
yield a handsome and assured in
come.
The Capay Valley Land Co. has
an agent residing at Rumsey,
whose duty tits to show the var
ious tracts to and seekers.
Four townsites have been laid
out in different points in the val
ley, viz: Esparto, Cadennasso,
Guinda and Rumsey. Town lots
may now be purchased at reasona-
bic prices and on easy terms.
The enterprlsing and flourish
ing town Of Espardo is situated at
the lower end Of the valley, and
S125,O00 worth Of substantial
buildings have already been erect
ed, including a fine four story
brick hotel, two large brick blocks
and water works, with pipes laid
in the streets, besides extensive
warehouses and numerous resi-
dences. The town also has
postoffice, schoolhouse and a
weekly paper. and a fine railroad
depot containing telegraph and ex-
press Offices.
PostofIiees have also been ss-
tablished at Guinda and Rumsey.
This latter place situated at the
head OF the valley, is tho present
terminus Of the railroad. The
comfortable little hotel makes ex-
cellent quarters for hunters as well
as land seekers.
The advantages enjoyed by the
settler in Capay valley may be thus
concisely summed up.
A soil of great fertility, yielding
bountifully every crop.
A soil and climate which Will
lipen all kinds of fruit and vegeta-
bles earlier than anywhere else in
ths State.
- SAAe>-e@0O OSJOSldAIy dudplSQ W
the curing of raisins and the dry
ing Of fruits, without the aid OF ar
tiucial evaporators.
\ location that Is central and
close to markets. Railroad COM
munication which enables ship
ments to be made quickly and
cheaplY. Lands which are sold
cheaper and and on better terms
than anywhere else in the State.
Take a trip into Capay Valley
and convince yourself OF its many
advantages. Change cars at Ell
mira and go through to Rumsey,
where the agent will meet you, il
you advised in time and drive you
down the Valley.
VIM. II. Mills Agent. Fourth
and Towsend streets, San Francis
co, Cal.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1892-06-25

The Capay Valley Land Com
pany is offering the most fertile
lands in this beautiful valley upor
terms that enable the purchaser
to pay Cor the land out of it's own
product, viz: Interest only for five
years at Fer cent. The only
condition imposed is, that a reas-
enable proportion Of the land pur-
chased shall be planted to fruit
trees or vines. Land may be
bought on this condition on pay
ment of 20 per cent cash and the
remaining 80 per cent at the end
Of five years, with interest annu-
ally in advance; at Z per cent.
The various tracts owned by the
Capay Valley Land Company have
been subdivIded into ten and TWEEN
ty acre lots, which are for sale at
prices varying from $50 to $3.50
per acre. Similar Unimproved
land in Vaca Valley has recently
been sold at from $400 to $500
per acre.
The Capay valley lands are IN
der the most favorable climate c
conditions for the prosecution Of
profitable fruit growing; and the
locality has proved itself to be
one OF the earliest in tie State.
The railroad passes through all
the tracts owned by the Capay
Valley Land Company, thus insur-
ing excellent shipping facilities;
and the land may now be pur-
chased in the immediate proximi-
ty of either the following stations:
Capay, Cadenaso, Surrey. Guinda,
Sautern, Cashmere or Rumaey.
At many CT these places fine or
chards of the choicest and earliest
varieties OF peaches and aprlccts
may already be seen; and during
the coming season considerable
acreage will be planted
out. One Of the recent sales made
by the company was that Of Tan
cred Tract, containing 600 acres
to colony association. This tract
has been subdivided into forty
all Of which will be plan
ted to fruit trees this season.
The fine orchards on the GUM
da Tract, where 500 acres have
been sold, are especially worthy of
and it is a significant
fact that already several Of
the blocks are owned by success
full Vaca valleJ fruit-growers, who
expect to make their earliest ship
ments from here.
Too much stress cannot be laid
upon the great advantage to tie
fruit grower Of being in an early
locality. In most cases it makes
the difference between success and
failure. The Industrious orchar-
dist of Capay Valley may rest as
suled that he will derive all the
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nRAlN

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decay ana death. Premature Old Age,
Barrenness, Loss of Power in either sex
Involuntary Losses and Syerm atorrh9a
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S1.O0 a box or six h0 xes for $500. sent by
mail prepaid on eipt of prces.
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$500 REWARD

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--.ns. { Middle AGED, c. 0I3 Hen.


Who nlav be suffering from YOUTH
TUL FOLLIES or the IACESSES OF
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AM be a man.
METROPOLITAN DISPENsARY,
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He solicits orders for all such
work, and for Hydraulic and
Irrigation Sur 5eys, and will DO all
work in the line of Surveying and
Engineering. Only Good and Re
liable instruments used. Address P
o Jox $40, Reno, New .a16
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II,
Civil Engineer, Surveyor and
Consulting Engineer.

Win make Surveys of Mining
Claims io.' Patent, and will do all
kinds OF above and below ground
Surveys for Mines, including reli-
able Assays Of the Ores OF same.
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1892-06-25
GAPAY VALLEY
THE Earliest Fruit Land in California.
EQUAL In All Respects 10 the Famous YaCa Valley
Which it Adjoin--
UNPRECEDENTED TERMS:-Tnterest {
Five Years at per ce4lv.

Capay Valley is situated in Yolo County State Of
California about 80 miles by rail from San Francisco,
Capay and Clear Lake Railroad the distance from Es
parto to Rumsey being 81 miles
Morning appeal. [volume] (Carson City, Nev.) 1877-1906, 1892-06-25
QUICK TIME, CHEAP RATES!

Daily Express and Passenger trains
MAKE pronpJ connections with the
several railroad lines in the East.
Dunman Palace Sleeping Oars ana
Tovr isle' Sleeping Cars attached 10 all
train .0ining Cars attached to fast
naiI tra ms between Truckee and Og-
Ticker sold, sleeping car berths Sc
cured, and other information given on
application to the Co.'S Agt. at Keno
where passengers calling Al person can
securc choice OF routes, etc.
Richard Gray, Gen. Traf. Mans.
T. II. GOODMAN,
Gen. Pass. Agt.
San Frame i@cO. Cal.
i1ne
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Carson Water Works.

rEyRr RrAERyUIExA UF
i Company ale supplied with water
from Never Failing Springs, which doW
thiswater is shown to CO perfectly free
from all in rites. The mains of this
company having been laid in all the
principal streets of the city, he vale
rendered available to ali within tGe
city limits. Families, Hotels, Bars
stables, etc. So pplicd on favora bis
termR.
CARSON WATER COMPANY.
Office one bloc We st of Mint.
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cure. Guarantees issued only by w. H.
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Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-03-09

shivers as heat last attempts to rise.
But-weak from hunger and long
waiting-he falls YEARLY back.
Why not lie down upon those stones
and die? Yet he knows, though
none help him to live, that he will
not be allowed even to die quietly
there.
A passing girlish form pauoes,
hesitates, then goes to his side. She
is bravely dressed-rather too brave
ly, perhaps; while a reckless light
ness of manner sits upon her more
like subterfuge for something sad
than happiness. She assists the
blind man to his feet, and places a
coin in his hand.
Take this, I she whispers. IL
wish it.was more"
AS she hutters away, he seems to
look after her with tears in bis Wis
ionlcss eyes,
Heaven bless you he murmurs.
Heaven bless you-whoever you
are!
Midnight The dwindling echoes
of city's life are merging slowly
into silence.
In the accident ward of great
hospital a young woman lies.
Standing near are nurse, a surgeons
assistant, and a policeman. The
patients eyes are glazing; yet an in
ner light, as of relief long withheld
but now at hands apparent, All
that was repngnant upon that face
is hidden beneath q touching Sc
renity, not always denied even TO the
erring and unfortunate, when death
claiming all--forgives all,
"Who is she?" asks the nurse.
Don't know" said the officer.
"Crossing the avenue near. the park,
she slipped and fell under the very
nose of the horses. No chance fol
her, ] suppose?"
|. There was tremulous gasp-the
dark eyes became fixed, and the
patients jaw slightly dropped. The
''lost" one was "found" for all eter.
nifty. Who shall prove that the
blind mans:
"Heaven bless you-whoever yor
are!" was said in vain-or that hel
one act of charity did not-like {
benediction-cover up her multitud,
of sins?-Ex.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-03-09
Taken for a Crank.

A semi-fendish delight often seems TO
possess people OF strong nerves in sneer.
ing at those with weak ones. The lrrita.
bility OF the nervous hypochondriac Is
rldiculed as natural III temper. The very
genuine and distressing symptoms from
which he suffers are made light OF. He"
or "she is crank :" is the cheerful sort
OF sympathy with which the nervous in.
valid meets from the unfeeling and tho
thoughtless. AT the same time no CON-
plant Is moro defined and real, none has
more easily explainable origin when IL
Is chronic. Imperfect digestion and as
similation are always accompanied by
nervous debility and anxiety. Build up
the powers OF assimilation and digestion
with Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, and
nervous symptoms, sick headaches and q
generally feeble condition OF the system
are remedied. Remember that fearful
ravages are produced by la grippe among
weakly, nervous people. Hostetter's S
Stomach Bitters cures it, and prevents
malaria, rheumatism and kidney CON-
plant.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-03-09
Too True.

They were sitting on the sofa in
the parlor. She was a young lady
of the period, expensively attired
and wore bangs. He was her afiianc-
ed, an economical young man-in
short, plain. everyday sort of fell
low.
He dared to venture the remark
that he "believcd in leaving every
thing precisely the same as the
divine hand of Providence had
moulded it,
"Do you really, Charlie?" she
asked.
Yes" he continued; "rcmember
my dear, Eve never wore bangs
mo, Charlie, that's so; in fact,
Eve never wore much to speak of. y
And now Charlie wonders it she
meant il that way.---Natural Week
ly.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-03-09

a Nevada hunter spent three
months looking for grizzly bear
and the mans relatives have spent
three months looking for him.
They think he must have found the
bear.-Texas Siftings.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-03-09

Young Man (whose mother Sc
verely objects to the girl of his
hoice)-"Mother, you say how
much | will lose by marrying girl
so far below me in social standing
as Clara; but just think of how
much she will gain, and il will all
be in the family."--Harper's Bazaar
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-03-09

"How do stand with your faith
err" he asked. 81 don't think, she
answered after a little thought,
"that you had better stand when
you are with father. You had bet
ter run" Washington Post.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-03-09

Aunt Prue-"Nellie has a very
sweet voice." Little Pitcher
guess that's why cousin Bill had his
mouth so close to Nellie's last even
ing. He must be awfully fond of
sweet things."-Boston Transcript.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-03-09

Manager-"What are you kicking
about?" Actor MY salary
Manager Gmpressively) - Don't
you think you are making great
deal of fuss about nothingp'-
Washington Star.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-03-09

A blind old man. asking aims, sits
upon the curb ut the gateway of the
park. He looks ragged, repulsivc
and feeble. The sun sinks and the
air grows sharp. The blind man
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-03-09

Little Dick-"The school is closed
because so many children are sick y
Mamma--"They will probably be
all right again i'll week or So"
Little Dick (hopefully )--"Perhaps
the rest of us will be sick then. -
Good News.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-03-09

II wish" said Rastus, scratching
his head, thoughtfully, II do wish
dat wizzid Edison would invent a
sort o cow-catcher fo' de reah eend
o dem animiles called de mule =
Harper's Bazaar.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-03-09

Shc-"The brides father gives her
away, ! suppose?" He mo. He
sold her privately" Life.
Alpena weekly argus. [volume] (Alpena, Mich.) 1871-1893, 1892-03-09

Electricity is great educator
Think what it has done to make
men see things in a new light
Elmira Gazette.