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Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-18

The case If the Grand Duke o1
uc>>r and his brother potcl1t'etes
forms TIM Ut the most interesting
p}l;.,tS in thu German situation ">
t.rluy, anil one must know oo''":,
thi1>r about it in order to understand
t1u. current nf German affairs. Gtr~
munv, IL. v+ll us the Cnlt'4l states,
l1l4s IL dual system OF government
though hrr~ il III other respects very
unlike talr&. TlN.rc tlle big state u
Prussia lli% thrcc-tift tbs the urea ot thf
whole, n1l in round numbers about
thirty millions out If fifty million
population.
1icr king is ut the s;a1lr' time tier
man c,nln.1ur, Consequently fl11s
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-18

See Il Kunsa. 1nn1l iii his tl1St drcsS
sult, Glzt OIL him: Feast youreyt:s
upon his tout enscnb}t' Observe
his hands - his r'stlrss. horrlcss
homls! So u,atltt:4cllablc~~so 'bstl"
na;cly there FL know. Them, h'1@
he cul11lot place them, His trousers
have no 14ukrt 1T the side; one leg
feels longer than thu: otllrr anu h1s
ttct ure i'll the why. THIS Il h1s hrot
appearance IN il swa])owtall. His
mortal frame he nc'cr before hath
/ ,lt..,k..l in II tuy*tr.y like this. Epon
III, t;ut III: wears Il s1nilc~-u wan, a1,-
1xuliu. s?lil...-~s4 smile that brddt''
nr1 thf.n fruze to death ur'l stuck
f;i<t where it tlic'l, Look at t1!ut
s1lI:1' u;nl then Sn "rep:-1"l"ha
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-18

Vhvn SarvAez, duke ri Valencia, tay
CT, his .lt;1tl,btd the archbishop ~f t1ra'4'
a,la stool by his side. enl'nv"r1n5 u
,,r,.parc him tor the great cl'a1l@ e.
II trust that you inlv" l'artohcd a!i
your enemies, that you also may receive
forgiveness
II have no enemies" saia thu lying
u1an
but, your cxcellcncy. Il man VINO mas
been % long i'll office a1 >ou have
II haven't out. tell y'>u.
"Still. it is just possible
mot ont. repeat.
"parlcn mt, your cxcellency
Losing his patience, <arvuez raised
himself m with what strength ho ha'1
lift and sail to the archbishop:
Look licre, have tto enemies: nit,'
| them all shot. and there HI tnu o1 IL:
! -Illustraciuf.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-18

When IL lnan sllrt1=> lis shoulders
IL very feminine accomplishment
nt tit. mention of another man
uum., What c4m,lgsi,n> :rc drawn
by the generality TT people, Is the
n}uliunetl mun thought less "t!
Rather people hgin t" aclve and
wonder what the t111st'. what thu
motive for this ,lttruct1"n.
They wonder If it i 1nalnc: II the
s1uu,1rrt4l tut. has been 1un1t s11tcts>
ful in hu>i1n>, III lt.lhal>s. having
good Judgment, has found tn. r'"l
cllarurttr 1T thu l1*'ttll'}cl'. a1|d rnn
s,rI,lrntly >purne'@ him: l~rlh'1's tn
iui11.4l man i!a> bun Il rival &o1
s,,1nt fair girls a11tHtlon amt won
These. are ~.nut' ~uf tlr t|iHn2ht'
which tn1ut to u wlu.l. contrary Il
! uIl manly principles, "llt' man S''''t
: DIR. ur even tlrtr;ltts another mum
,,.rututi.;n. | suppose YIN kn"" III
difference, between ,h'trArtlnn an'
slur,l..r. TI+.1H''S II shuttle Ut dl1l''l
en,.+. v,u k,:uw. only Il shade. .-PlAl
: udvl1.l,ia Music and Drama.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-18

x::.,s -.~,- ~. 15N X u re WAX Ill >'ci'
n,,,y. and 1nhillu her come tagging
u]our with Il more or less degree ot
dignity some twenty-five states: a
which three are Kingdoms, ranging
in Importance FROM Bavaria: when
hus the population Of Belgium "r
Un11onl and the area Of both, whose
cu1,ital, Munich, is one Ut tf'' 1ih's'
cities in Europe. tlown to thu prl'!'t~
ualjtv q! Scllaumhu1g~l.ippr which
~ active Krnturklun tuo1ld come
very near jumping mro>s. ~-l'o>|ls'
villr rCou1irr~.1oulrlul.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-18

tn after llf,. the late Dr. :. t1.
Howe often expressed ll> regret
thot ht haul wasted lis time while Ill
rull,:a.. and explained how it hap
mYl,ul TINT ht htv:tlnt the '1nSltadcr
i, fun AMI frulit. His explanation
xo-ue>ts that I'LL vh' arr educators
ot Youth should heed thc inspired
wur,ls: "Chal'ity sutftreth hong, anu
Is kind; ism,t u.>ily provoked; think
eth uu evil; 1~litvtth all things
h,pr1h all things.
II. discovered before he had been
many months in college that ne was
s,,s,n.ctvl nt I'LL the mischief there,
WHEN in fact Init s1n;%ll part III II
was his. His truthful t(r1li|1s were
1isrr4al,ltrl. AMI he was 1natc tin
/; college st:tl~'Goat.
! I'll. farulty's suspicion tempted
; him to keep nphis reputation. anu III
: determined that uS H. h;W the 1lt'1'l'
J llt. would have the Eu1n'. y l1t1l
! timely u.lvite and kindly treatment
md more tl1an Ill ii llttltcn1l1lde1'c
III ni> vo1,l. wn1ll have '"lrettt
1,i$ f,il,lt, and made II student TT I'll
practical jukcr.-- Youths ("nlh41
ion
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-18

\ lu1se manufacturer took INTO M
otticc il 14epllcw who, tt put IT mildly
VIII, rather fecblc minded. Ono day
the nephew ca,nt to hiS uncle and
co1n1,luincu of the head clerk, Jones.
"Unclc. what do you suppose the
head clerk, Jones, has tocn telling
people about me-"
Il have uu idea,
'*lie has bct'n telling everybody
that am i fool" =,
II will sec him about it. ani tell
him to keep quiet about It l1t has
III right IT, cxposc the. secrets OF tAe
office. "-~Tex;4s SittinSs.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-18
El>Et,-T1t.AI)E iERltI)~'


Eree.traa- has had five periods OF !
relative prevalence In the history "
the U1i{ed Statt+- /. C.. there nave !
h4rn Nv. .,i-tiue,ly marked periods
when foreign competing imt'cr's nav"
bxeu treer than ut any Others I" enter
our ports. tu the ~uhver-ioh anal over
throw If dnm+ site ron>tstinE inuu>'
t,i-s. THESE were:
|. The colonial pe,i nj, eut4nE with
throwing over IT ;he tea II 1'o-'"''
Hurt,or an the ha5t|t'f l.. &'us{oh III
1775 THE British PaFi an"n< f''~
hade u- by In y to manufacture III o.
der that thry might nlou"l'oE'z" oaf
nutket. This chit t1y imptlltd II.
toward tlle war fnr Undergraduates
:. The "peace under tnnfedetnt'"n>
nprlnh from l7s3to l'SH, when ~ ha-
,ionnl duties on inr'rs@ existed 1h1-
chiefly impelitd H. to adopt the re'~
erul CONSTITUTIONS.
3. The period of the so.ca'lea frc'"
nrocity tsenty with England III 1910 t'
1874, eliminating tn the hh"9'c'"
crisis ri l>l7 10.
!, TIE Cr!npfonlise Tariff ptflod
1853 to lS4:... including the unp 'fal
tele,t cris~s If lS'6.jo.
5. Tie Wakes period OF l>+' I" ~
intensified by the turtlier reduction II
~ and thl4 }.r'1o:ig+d +" Narch i
1861. III = .erind WAS marked hs
general ,nverty or "hard time cfi=t:
s.ttiu. i'll ia the Sunntr ut 1904. r'h
tiuulux intp bankruptcy ana no''
puvtneu1 crisis in lo55, which c"nse
mercantile tunkrupt"y cr's'" III Ent
land III 1S';, and this reactlng pr
duce,l the bank rri-t= III America
1857 after which the country ~tro'
ytec on In IL paupcrized condition 1T
til I>Gl.
Without single exception, our eve'
ntproacl. to Free Trade brought d'
a+,er, particularly to farmers al
working people.
Do We want any m,re If it'-Ame'
eau Economist.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-18
/ f,nra.tul Hl.illlHAE.

An old cuultry1nan Was III tStre1111>.
his Inst s>ru=slu >.*,nrl long beyond
t,rus,l,t, II, tllnu%h I'll" 1'Nut 'na1' cu|l1d
uot make ~ hi, ,li,n! n1",nt >t"r''ns "n
the distant jour>;vS. tine night MS
urp1rw left II l;Els>rd tn1n]!t Oh thc IT.
Lie ,;zl,|e, n,ld raitl H. he wcht utf t. |n:*l:
II nclr, when yon f's} that it IL ~
,x..r with yuu. yuu ran blow out The
f1uIle. "-AIuttu 1vl kid~r'.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-18

FRED c. Pl1.LSErKf. II n'rthtef Il
the ureut H. uili,rry firm of MlHnear-
nils. died ut t,l- homie in that city IN
Sunday last IT malignant dlphtheria
He WIS orlv L. yt,r> n'd nhd a:'tEe1}
engaged IN the hi-ine~@.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-18

7~,;,,, III; q * nOOiS I'M q young
persons in general but more especial:
ly for the use Of soldiers, sailors; up
rrrnticrs und plowhoys. BY W1l,
linn Corlntt. IT, which ar' addcd
sixltssuns. intended t" prevent states.
men from ,1<iny false grammar, ami
from, writing i'll I'LL awkward 1n'|n~
from its sarcastic title PAGE t" t1l'
emil 1T the 2:;n pages TT W!lirll II II
cv,n,uwrtl every sentence in the book
/ tjuyit.@ AMI vil1utrs with the st')tS
personality of the writer: But til"
,,,,,n,,,. with which the book was
Written j. 1lt'vrr lost sight Of. 1t Is
an orderly, simple and humorous
! Treatise. displaying str'n$ ton'in"''
s,.nsc ,ud sound Judgment ~~-I'ml'le
Bar,
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-18
&vhrr t1,~ Dutch Uw1lr1 thee 'NntmrEe'

AZ m,e time no onr hut Il citizen of
t),f Netherlands. officially licensed,
.ou}l own I, nutmeg plantation. But
this policy could not long no en'orceo
ac;.i14st the Interests Of commerce. Ing
trc,. j. now cultivated in India, Jn'naica,
Trinidad uul Brazil. Fllc nutmeg Is
i'uh]: to the attacks OF Il kind TT beetle.
hence @ cm,ting Of lime Is generally
rjvcu to tile nut, to protect 1t from tue
r,vayes of the insect. The tree bears
fruit tho whole year round, but tilo
chief harvest timo comes In November
-Foous and Beverages.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-18

Nirc-I k,.ow that Mrs, l}ronstonc
WIS thinking ull Sorts III hn7lu
tl4in3s ct anc ~hilt sAt, w;t> talking to
mt.
Husbun.l~.Nhy, ray dear ! don't
understand Whyyou should "a? that.
Slit certainly WIS vrr:' l'lea1n1lt'
Wife -Oh. ycs, Of c"1r*r' b1lf sue
kept lo',kir.: ut MY lr>'S> '1ll the time
she wus tulkin4. Detroit Free Press
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-18

Kras4cck-1 say. ola =charrie' got "A
postuttice order, eli: . j.. !: = -
Grupp-~~AcE: here my n'other sen'1s
HE :VD marks anu 1.0Qo klsst:s' stoo11
have, btt,i u thousand times betttr
pleased if it had >,t+n tue other way
about.-Lnstigo blatter
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-18

lin Batut;lt. TIN, earliest AMI most
entertaining Of the Moorish travel
.rs, t,lls uf Il ruby bowl that was
shown him by Arya Chak1Hv'>tl'
ruling rll1tf nj pAtllan. Whit:h i1e ut.
firms. AVIS larger tlan til: palm Ut
4 mans h;4ul"' Farther nn III hts
ut,.11nt Ut tl,i, carved gam lr S'lys
tlutt it, ~ltlt.> Ware engraved WIN
tiyurcS 1T .tl,rce palm trn'S. ii num-
tvo .s<rt,1 l..&l II dog thu >tr1n~1tc
Si,l.. 1.:iyin;, tln* Figures II two t4t1s
engaged hi combat, y This. Sc'4 OF
rcI;t- 1tiu::t 1:uv<. Vti-]its. at least :H{
,;arat> and its vaI,n. wn3> .1"'y'nl'' cal
crlatiMi ExchaESc.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-18

Coral WAS 1nu'lc use ii hv the Ru-
mans .ls il protection against tho evil
eve, and popular superstition hos
credited tllc tnl"1z with the power "f
dcp,iviny hcllins water of its lieut.. :
Perhaps the most wor': t1ul prop
crtifs. however, were ;t,trlln1l tn tho
c]1i,nc11c,tl stones tlaich lut&ny crt<4-
t}l1's were surs,,,a+d to curry Ill tl1tlr'
heads, ~Ql1ttIcs Magazine. ~:
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-18
\ Map nf tt'hi<%.E'''

Chicago La1y- Were you over in ch-
Little Miss vtlan,--So,. .1naan, but
". >een IL map Vi it III my g'osrnpIf,
Chicayo. La,ly-Ah, YER Of course:
Wa, it a large map: -" =. :: !.
Little Nies Gvti4;',n~--No, ma'am' u.
n littla round dvt.-t4<>>tl New. j.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-18

CLARENCE Dow, the hu+lana "f
nl.4. Prize. hu. he*prtt a private 4o!'
t]1pr in C'ncle Sans army 1T $I'
month, He VII. assigned othe bnnd
Of the First infantry, and will tn't th-
,.ornrt. which It IL said h about the
only thing the young man can Gu
fairly well.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-18

THE partnership between John H.
Sullivan and Duncan E.. Harrison viii
terminate Ill two weeks. sullivan VIII
T.. sole proprietor az we'll a, sole star Ut
his dramatic company.
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-18

New York III ruled ~ NJ: fe>>t*1ao3t
ticians.. Hi,jtl NARROW. of @l'llIla1ol*
ul,i;l. '+tll:>t I;sF!t>ulfl:thi11k" yH'1A llaVt*
it., lla1no chunyea to Eost~tun,'"' + Dur
per's Bazaar
Daily Yellowstone journal., 1892-05-18
1yf1lIrln {rnr]pett'+ Gram n}nr.

II 1.t.s lun.I stli,l of Cor}ttt TINT lic
u.ro;': IN English @ra1nlnar which
was *HS entertaining IN 4 novel.
And til, il 1ptlliny more than TIC
literal *f":::',:. In fact: many novels
;trt ll,4r,i,: = r.otl than Corhctts
grammar. :*.1ll title "f the book
is: "a n: H.. ~. ri f!n' I.ne|'~h Ian,
guagc IN y j. :'*1 l'ffers; 1nt''Htt''
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Post-aiortem Assignment

~Post-Morten, Assignment
Puck.
Editor TO sick Reporterl-Are you going
to die, Hookf
Cope hook-Tm afraid so, sir.
Editor-If you do. try to get an interview
with Dickens as soon at you arrive. on
Howclls's criticisms of his novels; and DO
your best to get it through to us.
At the Notion Counter.
Mamie oh. Mr.. Flohr. don't try to lift
all that pile of spool cotton by yourself.
Walker FlOhr liRhtly) Pooh. that's
notbin'-Pve often carried six gross In one
hand.
Mamie with fervor)-HOw splendid it
must feel to be Q really manly man!
Hard 1t Work.
Puck.
Mr.. Stokes-Whst course are you taking
at collegef
Charlie ~Rshrah-Oh, Pm o Special Stu
dent"
Mr.. Stokes-What studies do You havef
ChsflIe boil aud Old Tests-
mept history. with three cuts O week on
the history.
Unsolicited Testimonial.
Chicago Tribune
Mrs. ChugE~ atsr-yosiah. / am afraid
Johnny has been exposed to the measles.
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sist of distinct parts-one falling we'll over
the elbow. and comparatively loose, the
other fitting closely. OF course this style
is much more effective in two materials.
Made in one fabric. the full part on the
uppe arm is so manipulated that 1t falls In
O puff over the elbow.
Some of the new shirt-waists of China
silk are laid in pleats. with q fiat edging OF
lace on each pleat. White and back lace
blouses are fitted over close silk waist-Iin-
ings. tho outside fabric being seamless.
Some of these delicate waists are in simple
blouse form. others have o scantily
gathered lounce of lace about ten inches
deep sewed to the belt of the blouse, the
Joining covered with Q ribbon girdle. Point
de gene lace Is much used upon new silk
blouses-in jabots and cascades ~fallinG over
the sleeves from the shoulder; and among
other models are those of yellow sursh
trimmed with ~cut-iet collar. front pieces.
and cuffs. with girdles of wide Spanish
yellow satin ribbon dotted with %cut-jet
nall.heads, and finished with q jet fringe
at the ribbon ends.
The toy bonnets worn by matronly wom-
en- can only be distinguished from caps by
their strings. For example. q piece of
black lace rests on the hair. and is filled in
with Q little fiat trimming. which forms
the crown. The strings start from the
back. Bonnets for younger women are
mere scraps. but though scraps. costly. for
real lace is used in their construction
ne~cessitatipg a fluffy arrangement Of the
hair in front. The outstanding plumes now
used. some in front and some ut the back,
unless judiciOusly arranged. frequently
give n very crazy appearance TO the wear
grotesque just here. for q strong breeze
quickly works havoc with the feathers.
and then one is instantly reminded Of an
Indian brave on the war.path.
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she exclaimed. In tragic tones. rs soon as
words am TO her rescue.
Jack, foreseeing that she would faint.
sprang forward TO catch her in his arms.
What with his haste to rush TO his wife
and the panic produced by being discov-
cred. he let the dust-pan fall. and once
more the ashes of Mr.. Wendover were scat
tered
The rest is soon told. When Mrs. Tyreil
returned to consciousness she bitterly up
braided her husband. charging him unjust
~ with perfidy, In feiRnlng q headache
when all the time he was cherishIng base
designs against Mr.. Wendover's sacred
dust Jack strove to calm her. bnt IL
was in vain. She aDgrily refused TO listen
to his ex plantations, though he assured her
that he had medltated no disreepect TO the
much-lamented WendOver. and that what
she had seen was tho result of an accident.
Her wrath was fearful TO witness. She de-
nounced Jack as a sacreligiOus monster.
and that nothing would induce her to live
with such an unnatural wretch again. She
insisted on o separation, and IN the end she
had her way.
Poor Jack Tyrell has been compelled to
submit TO the wreck of his home and happi-
ness as a p~ropitiatOrv sacrifice to the or
Tended names of Mr.. Wendover. And this
Is the reason why his face is not as erst II
was, and why he haunts his club continu-
ally. q morose and saddened man.
Copyright
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The Age of Organization.
Why Bess Was Grieved.

New York Times
There" said an uptown mother, the
other day. laying aside a garment upon
which she had been ut work for several
hours. IL I'm glad that is done. have
sacrificed nearly q day" she continued. to
a friend sitting near. Ito a whim of my
young daughter. Her school coat, which
10 one handed down from her much older
sister, has been q trial to her for some time.
A group OF strange girls that she passed
he first day she wore it esked. In derision.
If that was her mothers coat, and the poor
child has been in wretchedness ever since.
The coat is large for her. but It is the out
of 1t which makes IL look SO very old, and
which attracted the attention of those rude
but discriminating girls Bess has gone
on To school every morning with a really
pathetic look of suffering. and today L
could stand It no longer. 1t has taken
most of my day. but l shall feel repaid to-
morrow morning by the sight of my little
girls satisfied face.
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SPRING FASHIONS.

Watered gauze is a pretty novelty. 1t is
striped with the same color. and then q
water mark floats over ell, making a most
airy and delicate effect.
The close ~surplice waist is still q popular
model for making up all cotton fabrics. and
suits admirably those who do not find an
ordinary blouse becoming.
The absurd aud unbecomIng fashion of
shortening the shouIder-eeam to about four
inches, and drawing the fullDess Of the,
sleeve to a sharp point. 10 again threatened.
Sill scarfs are much worn round the
neck. Soft flmy silk. some with deep
fringe. They are usually tied in a large
bow in front. though some ladies wind
them loosely about the neck.
Gowns of English gray corded silk, with
draperies of loftest gray India cashmere.
trimmed with cr~eam-white velvet ara
elegant IN appearance. The new English
gray is a beautiful dye with q glow of
f~aintest pink In its reflections.
Trains for full dress become somewhat
longer. and those for the promenade are
certainly no shorter. A gown that does
begins to look decidedly like an old
fashioned one, and thus women grnnble.
and oppose the modiste but finally submit
Young girls are wearing ribbon coronets
for evening dress. Simple ones can be
made at homo by getting a wire frame and
CONct AZ bWiSNcu fiouOus Al ItOUL tD6
ribbon lie so fashioned A. TO look like q but
terfy. A pretty one is black ribbon twisted
with gold wire and three small gilt butter.
flies IN front.
The Queen Anne shoe, with the long in.
step flap and gIittering buckle, 10 a very
fashionable model designed to be worn
with tea-gowps and other dressy home
toilets. However. the low-cut shoes and
sandals of plain black undressed kid SIM
ply wrought with jet beads are much more
graceful and becoming.
Tho "YashmAk" is the name of the new
Oriental" or mask, veil. so dense in IFS
meshes at the top that the features are
almost obliterated as far rs the nose. The
moro transparent lower half of the veil.
however. permits the mouth and chin TO he
visible. These wells are still uncommon.
and quite a departure from the popular
filmy wells so long worn. and remind one of
the masked footpad.
While every part Of the spring skirt is
made with a simplicity that amounts to
severity. the bodice and sleeve show great
elaboration. Inthe latter very many con-
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Ono Ia Left
P,:fsburg ChrontcieTeleoraph-

HE@FNDuIH ~ y
Another of the John Brown jurors has
joined the glorious company of deceased
oldest Masons aud youngest soldiers of tho
late war. His name 10 William Wright
stein. and he died at Shepherdstown. w.
Va. This leaves William Boyer. or Shenan-
dosh junction. as the sole survivor of the
twelve men who condemned to death the
man whose soul is still marching on.
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Getting Alarmed.

Kansas City Times GDeml
1t may take a Republican Governor in
Louisiana to teach the Democrats of that
Sions- 70 the polls.
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Unsolicited Testimonial.

Mrs. ChugE ster-Josish. / am afraid
Johppy has been exposed to tho measles.
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A Sufficient Recommendation.

GOOD NeWe.
Little Dick-Aren't you goin' to call on
that new neixhbor across the street,
Mamma (hesitatiDglyl i don't know
anything about her yet.
Little Dick-Oh. she's all right She's
the mother of that new boy / play with.
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HIS DUST.
BY j.. MARSDEN SUTCLIFFE,

Author OF "RoMANcE o f AN INSURANCE OFFICE" "BY MUTUAL CONSENT" 1.-THE
BELLS OF ST. BARNABAS" ETC.
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He's boen playing with those Smeooler
Mr.. Chugwater-If the children are any,
thing like old Shredder, Samantha. they
won't give Johnny the measles or anything
else without q mortgage aud s per cent.
Working His Mother.
Good News.
First Boy.Didn't your mother tell ye to
get nutmegsf Q
Second Boy-Yep.
Then what did We get cloves forir
cause she'll want me to 60 back an
tell 'em ] made q mistake, an want nut
megs. Then I'll say Pm orful tired an
don't wanter 60 back. an then she'll give
me 5 cents to buy candy"
A Smart Little Woman.
New York Weekly.
Jinks-Minks's wife is a mighty clever
little woman. Ii there were more wOm-
en- like her there would be fewer d.
tic machinery running smoothly. Did you
hear what she gave her husband for a birth
day PRESENT.
Binks-No. what was i'll
Jinks-A big leather-covereo box con-
tanning 5000 collar buttons.
Tale of Two Cities.
New York Weekly.
Mr.. Gotham-Ha. ha. ba! That's good
The paper says q man in Philadelphia was
run over by q funeral procession. Ho. no.
hol Such u thing couldn't happen outside
OF slow old Philadelphia
Mir. BIoadbrim-A similar accident has
happened in New York only recently.
Mr.. Gotham-Impossible.
Mr.. Broadbrim-It was q rich mans fu-
neral, and the relatives were going back TO
the house to hear the will read.
The Age of Organization.
New York Weekly.
New Boarder-WelIl we'll! This is the
first place Pve struck where they have pre-
served rawberries and peach jam instead
Of stewed prunes.
Old Boarder-All owing to organization,
nv boy, Us boarders bave q mutual pro-
teotive association. with iron-clad rules
and heavy penalties.
"Oh, no! You kicked against prunes. did
youf"
Not much we dIdn't. We passed a law
that whenever prunes came on the table
every member should eat q quart OF pay
$40 fine. That settled IL. The landlady
found prunes too expensive
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-04-17
HUM0R OF TIE DAY.
A Pleasant Company.

Jack Potter-We had q meeting of the
of our company last night.
Mrs. Potter-What was the limit
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-04-17
BROSNA BROS. 81 CO.,
81 and 80 South Illinois Street.

children.
Mr.. Chugwater-If the children are any,
thing like old Shredder, Samantha. they
won't give Johnny the measles or anything
else without q mortgage aud 8 per cent.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-04-17
An Important Query.

Mrs. Pewrent-I saw Mrs. Freechurch to-
day. Shes q strict EpiscoDalian. you
know, and of course she Is wearing sack
cloth now.
Mrs. GiddibOdy with deep interest)-In-
deed, How has she got it trimmedf
The World. [volume] (Martinsburg, W. Va.) 1891-1896, 1892-02-12
ANOTHER YEAR BEGUN.

The Shippensburg Chronicle has en-
tered upon its 18th year with marked
improvements. AS a weekly journal
it deserves great credit, both in its
make up and management. 1t is sell
dom that women are heard of in news
paper undertakings ON their own en-
tire responsibility. The Chronicle is
managed and edited entirely by Mrs.
Belle Wolfe, and would serve as an
example for many of the male sex to
follow in the line of journalism.