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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-29

Ahcdys open
the offer made by the proprietors
Of DR.. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. It's
a reward of $500 cash for an in
durable case of catarrh, no matter
how bad, or of how long standing.
They'll carry it out, too. It's one
thing to make the offer. It's very
different thing to make it good. It
couldn't be done, except with an
extraordinary medicine. But that's
what they have. BY it's mild,
soothing, cleansing and healing
properties, DR., Sage's Remedy cures
the worst cases. 1t doesn't simply
palliate for a time, or drive the dis
ease to the lungs. 1t produces a
perfect and permanent cure. Try
it and see.
If you can't be cured, you'll be
paid.
The only question is-are you
willing to make the test, if the
makers are willing to take the
risk?
If SO, the rest is easy. You pay
your druggist fifty cents and the
trial begins.
If you're wanting the $500 you'll
get something better--a cursI
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-29

Mrs. F. G. Gone, at Paris, left this let.
ter: my husband-Forgive me il |
cause you trouble, but suffer 80. You
do not know what these long, wakeful,
wretched nights are to me, and | am so
tired, darling-the pain will never be
better. 1t is not easy to take my own
life, but | have been sick so long. Good
bye, my husband, l love you-your wife"
This is but one of thousands that give
up, instead of using DR.. Miles Restora..
tive Nervine, and being speedily cured OF
their wretchedness. Go to A. G. lreland's
and get an elegant book and trial bottle
free,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-29
The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.
A Future Before Him

There's young Dashaway going down
the isle.
Yes. Smart fellow, young Dashaway.
Think so?
Think go! Why his actions show it..
He never comes into the theater till
about five minutes after the curtain has
gone up, always goes out between the
acts and makes dash to get out when he
knows the play is approaching its close.
Yes, sir, there's something to Dash
away. You'll hear Of him yet.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-29

81 am happy to say" remarked the
preacher, THAT the sheriff died resigned. "
81 dispute that statement" said the edl-
tor. Gle died, but III be hanged if he re-
signed. "1Atlanta Constitution.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-29
Jack DOwning's Party.

Jack Downing started his party in this
way 1.-THE other fellows" said Jack, "are
in favor of internal Improvements AMI
banks and things"
"Of course, them" said Jack, I'VE are
against internal Improvements and no
banks at all."-Murat Halstead.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-29
The secret Out.

Miss Fussanfeather-Mr Bacon asked
me if loved him, last night.
Mrs, sanfeather-Indeed And what
did you say?
Miss Fussanfeather-I refused to tell
him at first, but he finally succeeded in
squeezing it out OF me- Yonkers States
man.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-29
Miles' Nerve q Liver Pills.

"Hos NorVo q LiVor fHIHs
:. Act on a new principle-regulating the
liver, stomach and bowels through the
nerves. A new discovery. DR.. Miles
Pills speedily cure biliousness, bad taste,
torpid liver, piles, constipation. I'm
equalled for men, women, children.
Smallest, mildest, surest so doses, rs cts.
Samples Free at A. @. Ireland's.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-29
An Ignorant Woman.

Aunt Furby Low [readingl-Here's
where two men went down in one OF the
city sewers and were killed by sewer gas
What do they want gas in sewer for, |
wonder?
Uncle 81 Low lin deep disgust see
by, of course. Do you think sewers have
winders in them Puck.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-29
still the solar system is Intact

Why do you sigh, friend Saturn, and
twirl your ring around yourself in that
manner? Is there anything the matter
with your orbit?
My Sigh betokeus relief, not pain, o.
mightiest Jupiter. | can now swing on
through peace fearing neither for the NOR
row nor the day after, for the election is
over at last in Louisiana and the solar
system is still intact.-Courier journal.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-29
If you are all run down, tagged out, take
Simmons Liver Regulator and be spry.


We authorize our advertised druggist to
sell DR.. Kings New Discovery for Con.
sumption, Coughs and Colds, upon this
condition. If you are afflicted with
Cough, Cold or any Lung, Throat or
Chest trouble, and will use this remedy
as directed, giving it fair trial, and ex-
perience no benefit, you may return the
bottle and have your money refunded.
We could not make this offer did we not
know that Dr. Kings New Discovery
could be relied on. 1t never disappoints.
Trial bottle free at 9. M. Creamer's drug
store. Large size 90 cts. and 400.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-29
Esucklen's Arnica Salyc.

The best salve in the world for cuts
,ruiees, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, letter, chapped hands, chilblain'
;orns, and all skin eruptions, and posi-
lively cures piles, or no pay required. Il
guaranteed to give peri act satisfaction
or money refunded. Price rs cents pel
box. For sale al G. M. Creamers.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-29
Notice for Publication.
Homestead M. 3S6q

Homestead No. $685.
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. NJ,
April %, 1925
Notice is hereby given that the follow.
5ng.named settler has filed notice of his
intention to make final proof in support
bf his claim, and that said proof will be
made before register and receiver at
Santa Fe, N. NJ, on June 6, 1892, viz :
Candido Montoya for the sw "a, sec. Is,
tip. 16 n, r 10e.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon, and
cultivation Of, said land, viz:
Jose de la Cruz Garcia, Alexandra Abey.
tia, Antonio Luoero and Jesus Ortiz y
Moya, all Of Santa Fe, N. M.
A. L. MORRISON, Register.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-29
Putting Him to the Test.

Schaumburg-You have called me
swindler. If you don't take that back this
minute III make you smart for it.
Lieferman-! never take anything back.
Schaumburg-Nev Then lend me
ten forms .-Komische Welt.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-29
Took the wind Out of His sails.

Wages Ito young matron with the per-
arnbulator] Good morning, Mrs. Full
bloom Are you taking the son out for an
all ing, or the heir out for a sunningY
Mrs. Fullbloom--Neither, Mr.. Wages.
Baby is q g:rl.-Llfe.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-29

''They married for love, | believe"
Eyes"
Are they happy"
"They don't know yet. They are wait
ing to see what her father is going to do for
them. New York Press
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-29

smythe-There's one thing about the
Tammany tiger that | never could under
stand
Tompkins-What is that?
Smythe--How it could have an orange
background for it's stripes.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-29

Mrs. Fliabout lin for calD-l should
think you'd be tired to death, Mrs. Home
body; you're always as busy as you can be.
Mrs. Homebody-Oh, | don't mind It'll
You know Pm not troubled with callers
very often.-Boston Transcript.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-29
TOmmie's scheme.

Uncle Jack-What have you got your
mouth open in that way for?
Tommie-Im nickel-in-the.slot mach.
inc.
Uncle Jack-Oh no! Well, what does
one get?
Tommie-I get nickel.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-29

IIe--I would like to be able to pick out
my own relatives in place of those that
have been conferred upon me by birth.
She [absentyl-I will be sister to you,
Mr.. Foster. Chicago Globe.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-29

Prejudice and ignorance have given way
to Simmons Liver Regulator. 1t has
stood the test.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-29

It never failed to cure dyspepsia and
liver complaint. Take Simmons Liver
Regulator.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-29

Why suffer from dyspepsia and head
ache when Simmons Liver Regulator will
cure YOU?
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-29
PUBLIC INSTITUTIONS.

INolilplIONs'
Among the more important public insti-
tutions located here, in spacious and attrac.
tive modern buildings, are the U. s. court
and federal Office building, the territorial
capitol, St. Vincent's sanitarium, territorial
penitentiary New Mexico orphans training
school, st. Vincent's charity hospital, U. s.
government Indian school, Ramona memo
rial institute for Indian girls, st. Catherine
Indian boys training school, Fort Marcy
barracks, st. Michael's college, Loretto acad-
envy, Presbyterian home missions industrial
school for girls, New Mexico deaf and dumb
institute, New West academy Catholic
cathedral and four parish churches, Epis
copal, Presbyterian, Methodist and Con.
gregational churches, the governors palace,
The archepiscopal residence of Archbishop.
B. Salpointe and Bishop P. L. Chapelle
and many Others, including first.class hotel
accommodations, and several sanitary in
situations for the benefit of health-seekers.
RESOURCES.
Santa Fe county has an area of 1,49s, 900
acres and population Of 5000. The prin-
cipal occupations are mining, sheep and cat
tie raising, truck farming and fruit growing
The valley soils are especially adapted to
horticulture and there is at hand never
failing market in the mining camps.
In the southern portion of the county
mining forms the principal industry, the
large deposits of coal, lead, silver iron, cop
per and gold, in veins as well as in the form
Of placer gold, at Cerrillos, New Placers
(Dolores), Golden and San Pedro being just
ly noted for their richness.
THE WORLDS sAN1rAR1UM.
But it is TO Santa FEES superior climatic
advantages, and its fame as natures most
potent healing power as cure for consump-
ton and other pulmonary disease that Santa
Fe bases its great future upon. The highest
American medical authorities concede the
superior advantages of the city's location.
The requisites of climate curative of
consumption, are, according to the best
medical testimony, altitude, dryness, equa.
bility of temperature, light and sunshine,
and a porous soil. Moreover, if possible,
these must be sought in localities interesting
and attractive, where variety and occIra-
ton i,ay be had, and the social advantages
are good.
An eminent German authority says: "The
altitude most favorable to the human organ
Ism Is about 1900 meters" somewhat more
han $500 feet
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-29
EDUCATIONAL

TERRITORIAL BOARD OF EDUCATION,
Governor Il Bradford Prince, Prof. Hiram
Hadley, Elias S. Slower, Amado Chaves
Prof. P. !. Schneider,
Supt of Public Instruction.... Amado Chaves
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-29
YEAR. ANNUAL MEAN. YEAR. ANNUAL MEAN.

The annual monthly values will show the
distribution of temperature through the
year.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-29

studious Boy-Father, did you ever
study arithmetic?
Father Gndignantly)-Of course stud
led arithmetic.
Sludous Boy--Well, | can't find the
cube root Of
Father (hastily)-Its long while since
[ studied it,-Good News.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-29
CITY OF SANTA FE.

The city lies in charming nook on the
west side of the Santa Fe range and is shell
tered from the northern winds by spur of
low hills which extend from the mountains
west as far as the Rio Grande. 1t lies in the
center of the valley at the mouth ola pictur-
esque canon, the chief entrance to the Pecos
National Park, and through which runs the
Rio Santa Fe, beautiful mountain stream,
having its rise in the Santa Fe range Of
mountains. Its elevation is 6,86S feet. Its
populatinn is 1850. 1t has good schools and
churches. There Is an excellent system of
water works. The city is lighted with gas
and electricity. 1t has more points of his
toric interest than any other place on the
North American continent. Land may be
purchased at prices to snit the rich or the
poor. Five acres in Santa Fe or vicinity
will produce more than can be produced
anywhere else in the world. Our markets
are close at hand and we can successfully
compete with any other locality. Since the
first frsit tree was planted in the Santa Fe
valley there has been but one failure in the
fruit crop. What place, what country can
approach this record?
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-29

AT THE GATEWAY OF THE NATIONAL PARK.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-29

Santa Fe, the city of the Holy Faith of ST.
Francis, is the capital of New Mexico trade
center sanitarium and Archepiscopal see
An Indian Pueblo had existed on the site pre-
vious to the 10th century. Its name was
O-ga- p'ho.ge, but it was abandoned
before Coronado's time. The Spanish town
Of Santa Fe was founded in 1905, it is there
fore the second oldest European settlement
still extant in the United States. In 1904
came the first venturesome American trader
the forerunner of the great line of mer-
chants who have made tratfiC over the Santa
Fe trail, worldwide in its celebrity.
cTTy on q MIA
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-29
TIE
ATTRACTIONS HISTORIC AND MODERN.

of Mineral Fruitful
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-29

At Santa Fe is the oldest military estab-
lishment on American soil, having been in
almost continuous occupation since l6OZ
when the Spaniards first established here
their base of operations. Old Fort Marcy
was bnilt by u, s. soldiers in 1876 and the
new post was occupied few years later.
Appended Is a roster of the present garrison
at Fort Marcy:
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-16
Senator Hi Oriticised.

There seems to be serious doubt as to
what Senator Hills position is with refer
ence to silver and the tariff Before he
delivered his Albany speech his friends said
he was in favor of the free coinage Of silver
and of radical reform of the tariff The
advocates of the free coinage of silver
pointed to his Elmira speech and counted
him as their friend. and the tariff reformers
had no doubt that he stood squarely with
his party on the tariff issue.
His Albany speech. however. left the inn
preston that he was friend of neither free
coinage of silver nor Of tariff reform. Con-
gresham Livingston of this state said that
he would have to do good deal of explain
ing to make his position with respect to sill
YER clear. and in recent inter
view Senator voorhees,, speaking
Of that part OF Senator Hills
Albany speech relating to the tariff said:
II have very high opinion Of the abil-
ity of Gov. Hill and his recent great party
service, but he makes a mistake if he
thinks the spiriS Of battle OF the ardor of
the democratic masses in their conflict with
tariff robbers. monopolists, and plutocracy
generally now can be checked"
Senator Hill succeeds admirably as long
as be confines himself to running the polit-
ical machine of his party in New York,
but fails disastrously when ne attempt to
outline a policy for the guidance of the
democracy Of the country.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-16
Humor of the School Room.

Amid the perplexities Of a teachers life the
quiet, often unconscious. humor OF the school
room serves to keep the pedagogue alive and
outside Of the insane asylum, says Vide
Airdke.
Young America is great in many fields. but in
the role OF photographer he Is probably at his
best
The following definitions and illustrative sen
fences, culled from the examination papers OF
the pupils or a western school, illustrates some
Ii iigh h1s b b changes 'na' iOuns America &c
Magpie-The girl made maybe for dinner.
Routine-He has bottle Of routine.
NoXiOus-She Is a very noxious girl.
College-A place where graduates go.
Rebei-A kind Of hawk.
College Cemetery Of learning.
Hydraulics-A disease.
Angle-She made a left angle.
Wampum-A kind of bee.
Sylph-One's own sylph.
BecOn-A minister.
League-Ten dollars.
observation-disclosures Of an Indian chief.
Guerrilla-An animal.
Tariff-A sofa.
Charlatan-A musical instrument.
GuerrillR-A man-eater.
Tariff-An animal found IN Africa.
TarIff-A stuffed seat.
1ariff-A place for worship.
Creole-A white descendant from black
parents.
Plumbago-A blockhead
As a high school student Of history and sci
ence Young America has some peculiar views:
1.-THE time of the best literature of a country
is called the Augustus period
king Philip was d great hider and seeker"
"ArtleSs Ward was an American humorist-"
In answer to request 10 name three Ameri-
can poets, a boy mentions Ben amin Franklin,
Shakespeare and John Il. Cough"
A young high school student has made the
discovery that the spinal cord serves as a sup
port to the back"
During an ATTEMPT to develop" the idea and
use Of the superlative degree Of the adjective.
the following conversation took place:
Teacher-I see pretty girl, and you see one
who is better looking than the first. Now, how
can you describe the second girl by the use of
the word pretty?
Pupn-The second is prettier.
Teacher-Very good. Now suppose you see a
girl who is better looking than either of the 9th
ers, what would you call her?
Pupil should call her daisy.
Books! :" exclaimed q society loving member
of western high school why, never read
books
1t is scarcely surprising that in writing an
essay few days later, the same young lady de-
scrlbed a certain hotel as follows:
The - hotel has rooms for fifty guests all
lighted by gas"
Often, too, Excuses" written by parents or
guardians bear traces Of unconscious humor:
please excuse Jane, as kept her home for
a shoe-pack"
Please excuse Mary for having a sore toe"
But the teachers themselves furnish no small
share of the amusement by their own blum
0erS:
This class belongs to do kindergarten work
now."
what are mullusks?"
Describe the four hemispheres."
These specimens are from the classic lips and
pens of three graduates of state normal
school In scientific accuracy they are almost
equal TO the following:
Every poison should have its anecdote
printed on q label"
The principal Of a graded high school sur
prsed his hearers recently by the following
suggestive sentence, uttered in all seriousne ss:
81 am teaching ct S., and have corpse
OF eight teachers"
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-16
Called on Burglars for Ben

A sea life does not seem to offer an encourg-
ing field of operation for an enterprisng burg
lar, says the New York Times, but a well
known naval officer relates an anecdote of
how a considerable number of this shady pro-
fession once went to sea.
His is a "Reminiscences Of the V ryintus affair
when war with Spain was looked upon as
certain. The navy, the chief bulwark Of
defense, was found to be hampered by q
deficiency of men, and almost every one who
applied for enlistment was accepted One
result of this is told by the officer who was
then attached to the steam frigate Wabash.
One day, he says, the paymaster of the vessel
lost the combination of a safe which had
been placed on board shi?, and was at a loss
what to do about it. The safe contained i'm
portant documents, which lad been called for
by the captain and il was necessary that it be
opened without delay. The machinests were
sent for, and after working unsuccessfully at
the combination, gave it up as job beyond their
abilities,
The paymaSter came on deck and mentioned
his dilemma to the officer of the watch.
40. can fix that for you,' said the officer
confidently.
"Boatswain's mate, pass the word for all the
burglars in the ship to report to the pay
master"
In obedience to the command score of men
sought that official, and in a few moments
picked the lock and the safe was open.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-01-16

Strong Appeal 20 Georgia Won en-
The appeal Of Georgin's lady managers Of
the Columbian exposition, which the MORN
ING News publishes in this issue, should
reach every man and woman in Georgia.
It is eloquent, strong and timely. All
Georgia daily and weekly newspapers will
do the state a service by republishing it and
calling attention to it.
In a little more than a year the exposition
will be opened, and Georgia has as yet done
nothing toward preparing an exhibit. The
governor has been very earnest and active
in his efforts to get the people to organize
and collect a fund which will enable the
state to be creditably represented at the
fair. and the newspapers have given him
every assistance in their power. He is not
yet discouraged. He still believes that there
is enough state pride to prevent the Empire
State Of the South from being in default at
the fair Every Georgian who visited the
exposition would do so with & feeling Of
humiliation if Georgia should have nothing
there showing the variety Of her products
and the greatness of her resources.
Georgia's women can arouse 80 enthusi-
astic a feeling throughout the state in favor
Of making an exhibit. il they will try 10 do
so. that the raising Of SUN sufficient for
that purpose will be comparatively easy
matter. And the appeal of the lady man
ayers will have the effect of making them
try. Let them, as the lady managers sug-
gest, give the men no rest until they are
aroused"
1t would not require a very large amount
Of money to make al exhibit that would be
q credit to the state. A small sum from
each Of those who are able 20 give would
make a fund that would answer every
legitimate purpose.
The question then is, will the women Of
Georgia take hold Of this matter and make
it a SUGGEST They ought TO, and there are
reasons for thinking they will. II they
should they would do praiseworthy act and
save the grand state of Georgia from q
humiliating position.