Delaware gazette and state journal. (Wilmington, Del.) 1883-1902, 1892-01-14
Children Cry for Pitchers CastOria
EYEsIsG ECHOES.

There are no cats in Greenland. but
they have native dog that can howl u
hole into the side of an iceberg, SO the
natives do not miss the cats.
Pretty Girl Cat the florists blushing-
Isn't that mistletoc very highs Florist
We'll, miss, you know it has to be
high enough for you to stand under it.
II is mournful commentary on
human vanity TO see the mourners look
ing back, on turning the corners, to SEQ
if the procession is worthy of the corpse.
jack want plain ring. Jeweler-
Would you like filled one? Jack
No. Give me an empty one. know
girl that will fill it exactly to my notion.
"ls this fast train?" asked tho
travelling man of tho conductor. "Of
course II is" was the reply. II thought
so. Would you mind my getting out to
see what it is fast to"--NeU York Sun.
Spacer; "What did the editor say
about your poem on the earth ?" Liner:
Said he would like to see me go deeper
into the subject" Spacer: allow much
deeper?" Liner: From what he said
should judge about six et."-Nep YORK.
Herdh.
Hungry Higgins : Wonder who
his joblots Is 'crost the wayg Weary
Watkins - You shoudn' say ''his
joblots is" you should say ehis
joblots are" You'd make a fine miss
Of it, now, wouldn't you, if you was to
come into fortune and be throwed
into polite society l-Indlandpoiis Joar-
nal.
He-Will you marry me2 Your an
swer, quick. She las he makes motion
to take something out of his vest pocket
oh, don't Fred ] will marry you;
but don'tl DON'T! He-Don't what
was simply reaching for the engage
ment ring. She (relieved)-Oh,
thought-I was afraid it was dynamite
bomb! Boston Negs.
Stranger-what's the trouble here |?
Native-There's been shootin' match
and now theirs goin' to be lynchin
"Did he kill any onc?" "Who?" 1.-THE
man they are going to lynch" "Naw
That's iist the trouble. He missed him
and he ought to have known better; hos
a disgrace to the town an we're going to
get rid of him. Yankee Blade
Whats the matter, Gus" asked
Willie Washington. ave discovered
that I'm no exception to the rule" said
Gus de Jay, disconsolately. "I've got a
skeleton in my closet, don't you know"
"Maybe not,' was the comforting re-
joinder. SEQ back and take anothah
look, deah boy; pwaps it was youah
twosahs stwetcher you saw VASE
iagton STIR.
The editor of The Bil,soillG Banner Is
out with the following announcement
I'VE took out an accident policy last
Monday and had the good fortune 10
break two of our legs 10 minutes after.
ward, for which we will get 5000" As
it cost him only $40 to have both his
legs set, and as lie can 60 on editing the
paper just as well as before he calculates
that he is in $3.50 by the transaction.
The celebrated physician, DR.. Jacoby
was walking along Broadway one day
when he met an old gentleman who was
very rich, but who was at the same time
noted for his extreme stinginess. The
old man, who was somewhat of d
hypochondriac, imagined that he could
get some medical advice from Jacoby
without paying for it. doctor, an
feeling very poorly" "Where do you
suffer most " 'In my stomach, Doctor
"Ah, that's bad. Please shut you eyes
, That's right. Now put out you
, tongue, so that can examine it closely
The invalid did as be was told. After
he had waited patiently for about II
minutes he opened his eyes and fount
! himself surrounded by q crowd who
supposed that he was crazy. DR.. Jacob,
, had in the meantime disappeared.-7N
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