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More people arc generous than have
patience to be Just.
In theNNlcls OF Tim c.

The nick OF Il me to stop tho course OF bladder
ard kidney complaints is when tho organs con.
cerned exhibit tendency to grow Inactive.
The hcaltbiul Impulse toward activity that they
receive from ilostet:er's Stomach Eitters rcscucs
them from impending danger, and ayerts such
dangerous maladies rs Drights iliseG and
diabetes. siuggishnoss OF the Kidneys Increases
a liability 10 chronic rheumatism, govt aud
dropsy, and sinca the blood Is filtered by these
orBGils In its passage through them, tho opera.
ton OF the Biitera serves q doubly happy pllr.
pose. The medicine acts without cxcitinSg lila
the fiery stimulnnts OF commerce. Malaria, dyS.
peptic, constlpated and nervous invalids are
thoroughly relieved by it. Since the advent oi
that shocking malady, Ia grippe. II hns bean
widely demonstrating It's Usefulness Us cura,
tive and preventive OF It.
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barley anal rye arc threshed precisely as

barley and rye are thtcshed precisely as
they were q thousand years ago.
At every roadside and beside the gram
cry OF every vllleggihtura, round, high
piles, OF puniced stone, beaten and rain.
soaked until hard asgranitc, maybe seen.
These. called erias, are the Portuguese
threshing.iloors. Tho grain Is piled
upon them and cows and oxen, blind.
folded, nre driven In opposite directions,
until the trcading has Released the kerr.
nels. There Ia no other method OF
ihreshing grain in this country; and
tho tanning mill Is unknown. The straw
is lifted of tho crias with wooden forks
and preserved for the food OF donkeys
and goats. Then q flag is hoisted 10 find
the direction The wind. This done, men
and women, but moro often women and
girls, standing at tho side from whence
comes the wind, throw tho grain and
chat into tho air, and tho chat is borne
away.
The home.lifc OF tho Portuguese peas
ant is not always radiant one, never
lacks cheorinoss, affection and simple
content. He knows no other lifo better
than his own and Is satisfied with what
he has and gets to the end OF his days.
Tho cottage or cabin or hut is simply n
square structure built OF rock matched
with furzc or tiles. The windows and
doors aro never closed, for there are
neither cold blasts nor robbers to enter.
The bare earth is the floor. He requires
10 stove. Ills fire place for cooking is
simply Il slab, waist high in the wall,
and tho smoke kindly takes care oil
itself. His staple food is meal-bread
fast-day, feast-day and five times day.
Eggs, chickens and goats milk are al-
most without value, and salt fish, usual
ly "bacalho" or dried Goldfish, and wine
arc his luxuries.
His wife is dutiful, his children beau
tiful. AS the lowly 90 they are all
clearly; il the chickens do perch in the
loft, the pig insists upon domestic COM
panionship, and his goats choose the
inside OF his house ut night. IIe lives
gloriously in his way without severe
effort. His wife and children arc loyal
and never gadabouts. He is true to his
religion, his home, his friends. and no is
never too old TO love his guitar or man.
dolin, or to join with the wife in the in
nooent dances to the numbers OF his be-
loved countryside music. II he is all.
ing unto death the church comes to him,
scarlet-robed and all.sutliCicnt, with its,
TO him, saving sdntiSiHo, and he passes
calmly to his simple heaven from u
heaven OF everyday content.
EDGAR L. WAKEMAS.
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Beware of ointmonts for cntarrh that Con.

tam Mercury,
as mercury will surely destroy the,scnso
Of smell and completely derange the
whole system when entering it through
the mucous seriacGs. Such articles
should never be used except on pre-
scriptions from reputable physicians, rs
the damage they will do is ten fold TO
the good You can possibly derive from
them. Halls Catarrh Cure, manufac-
tured by I. j. Cheney & Co., Toledo, o.,
contains no mercury, and is taken in
tcrnally, and acts directly upon the
blood and mucous surfaces OF the sys-
ten. In buying Halls Catarrh Cure be
sure you get the genuine. 1t is taken
internally, and made in Toledo, Ohio,
by +. j. Cheney & Co.
Sold by druggists, price 75c per bottle.
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net on new principlc-regulatipg tho
liver, stomach and bowels through the
nerves. A now discovery DR.. Miles
Pills speedily cure biliousncss, bad
taste, torpid liver, piles, constipation.
Unequaled for men, women. children.
Smallest, mildest, surcstl Fifty doses
p cents. Samples free ut the Logan
Drug Co.'S.
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Euclslen,s Arnicn snlyr.

The best Salvo in the world ier Cuts
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum,
Fever Sores, letter, Chapped Hands
.Chilblains, Corns and all Skin Erup.
tons, and positively cures Piles, or no
pay required. It's guaranteed 10 give
perfect satisfaction or money refunded.
Price % cents 4 box For sale by Logan
Drug Co.
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no Money Required
Dlo5. Trance &c CoGt1la

DPS France &c ottna2Ya,
ofe fofE e France AND SURGICAL
sRIosEPORI, SHERMAN HOUSE, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY g.
SELLa!Re WINDSOR HOTEL, THURSDAY FEBRUARY a..
@ wonders throughout
Institute In the State incorporated 'A~'
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-, IHE CELEBRATE EXAMINING PHYSICIAN OFTHE
f>kaNOE MEDICAL AND SURGICAL INSTITUTE,
son 4uE Gay
Ieea on the most Scientific assisted afu
GsnsG5R E9slcy
OLIVE s
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EXAMINATION OF The
VVUNEfU US es Hs
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COUNTY NEWS.
views Notes and Personals From Orange
Grove by sAsaph."

Mr.. Jesse II. Jarkson paid Il bust
ness visit TO Mobile Saturday.
Miss Tal!oula Roy, of New Orleans,
is the guest Of her aunt, Mrs. W. j.
Parker.
Several of our citizens are attending
The Sea Shore Camp Meeting This
week.
Mr.. Jesse II. Jackson and wife have
bccm visiting friends at Bayou La.
Eatrc, Ala.
Mr.. j. F. Lindlcy, Of Shuqualas,
Miss, has been visiting his son, Mr..
j. r. Lindlcy.
On Wednesday last n huge wild
cat was killed on the premises of Mr..
ID. X. Murray.
Heavy rains have fallen here for
the past week, doing much damage 10
the gardens.
Mrs. Il. a Waterbury and Miss
VIVA Pierce, are visiting friends al
Ocean Springs.
Our clever and efficient section fore.
man, Mr.. j. &. Flora, accompanied by
his wife and daughter, are visiting
relatives AT S%huqualak, Miss.
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Quarterly Conference.

EDITOR DEMocnAT-STAR-The Third
Quarterly Conference OF the NJ. r.
Church, South, Scranton Circuit,
Scashorc district, viii he held at
Scranton on the Third Sunday and
Momlav. july II and IS, 1892. Pre-
siding Elder will be- with us. Preach.
ing on SUNDAY, July II, AT IL a. M,
and s p. M, and on Monday, July Is,
at Sp. N. Sacramcm: of the Lords
Supper will he administered at the
morning service.
Friday, July 10, Is a day OF fast and
PRAYER. Members are requested Ia
observe that day, as the Discipline d.
reefs. Church secretaries will pre-
sent registrars and church conference
rrcorns for examination.
A cordial invitation is given TO all
to attend the services.
l.. W. WooD, p. {.
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LAND NOTICE..
LAND OFFICE AT JACKSON. Miss.

LAND OFFICE AT JACKSON. Miss. ,
June 10, 1899.
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing named settler has filed notice of his
intention to make final proof n support Of
his claim, and that SAID proof will be made
before The Circuit Clerk Of Jackson
county, at Scranton, Miss, on July
10. 1892, viz:
Drewry Reeves, Homestead, Ne. 1919,
for tho north of northeast I, Section 80,
Township 2 south, Range = west.
lie names the following witnesses to-
prove his continuous residence upon, and
cultivation of said land, viz:
john K. Byrd, William Farley, John
w. Rodgers, Hubbard Parker, all of
Cross Roads p. O.. jackson county, Miss.
HENRY KERNAGHAN, Register.
June 10, 1892. l6-6t
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LAND NOTICE.
LAND OFFICE AT JACKSON, Miss,

LAND OFFICE AT JACKSON, Miss, /,
june 10, 1892.
Notice is hereby given that The follow
ing named settler has filed notice of his
intention to make final proof IN support
OF his claim, and that said proof will be
made before the Circuit Clerk of ia ,kson
county at Scranton, Miss, on July 10,
1892. viz:
John w. Cox, Homestead No. 1855,
fol- the east of southwest, t and west !
OF southeast t, section n, township 5
south, range 9 west.
Tic names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence mon, and
cultivation of said land, viz:
Thomas +. Ramsay. James Richard, AL
bert Sey monr. David II. Scarborough, alt
OF Ramsay p. o., Jackson county, Miss.
HENRY KERNAGHAN, Register.
June 10, 1892. 1856
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Mr.. T.. d. Dean, Of New Orleans,
was over this week Oh q visit to his
family, who arc spending the heated
term at their seaside residence, Ocean
Rest. lie informed us that he had
just been appointed IIarbor Master of
New Orleans. II will be remember
cd that MI. Dean was with the Dem
ocracy that cleaned ont the abomnia-
bic fraud, the Louisiana Lottery, and
il is right and proper TO tho victor be-
longs the spoils. We congratulate
HIM on his appointment.
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MARRIED..

On Wednesday July G, 1882, by Hon.
Oliver Wood, Mn. W. RUrUs CLARK aud
Miss R0sALINE SEAMAN, IT. tho residence
of the brides parents, on Bayou Cumbest.
There was plenty of cake aud other
good things to eat and everything passed
off pleasantly. Tho young people danced
all night till broad day light and went
home with the gals in the morning.
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Time Table L. 3 N. r. h.
Mg Z!zs.!ss5z!

Nav Time-Table Louisville and Nash
,;Ile Railroad, which took effect Sunday,
"" GOING EAST.
w o.-Lcaves New Orleans at 7:4o p.
Arrives at Scranton ut Hos y. M. ar
.as ,t Mobile ut 12:20 u. m.
WA a-Lcayes New Orleans ut 1880 . m.
Arrives Mt Scranton at 1851 p. M. Arrives
at Mobile at $40 p. M.
No. 6.-Leaves New Orleans at 7:4o am.
,m;yes nj Scranton at ll:2l II. IN. Arrives
.t Mobile at l2:45 pm.
GOING WEST.
Nh. Leaves Mobile at 1880 p. m
NJ New Orleans al 4:45 p. M
M, a.-Lcaves Mobile at 3:?5 a. M. Ar
r;yes nt Scranton nj 4:29 a. m. Arrives
~ Nav Orleans at 7st5 a. m. M
M, h.-Leaves Mahile at 2ll o. M Ar
riyes at Scranton at 3:32 p. m. Arrives
st New Orleans at 7:20 p. M.
gro. j. SANTA Cruz, Station Agt.
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BUSINESS LOCALS.
Local Notices 10 Gents Per Line for Each Insertion.

For pure fresh groceries go TO Pat
tcrson n Co.'S.
The hest goods at the lowest prices
are now fonn} at w. j. L. Gcrard's.
DcJcan & Mitchell, proprictois Of
the MAMMOTH STORE, still ccn-
Time to slaughter price, on all goods.
Call and be convinced.
A fresh lot of Hams, just received
at Patterson Il Cos.
Gents shoes. ". J. Z. Gerard has
best line of all shoes in Jackson county.
If YOU want to know the pleasure
Of living, buy your dry. goods, gro
%ccrics, etc, from DeJcan Il Mitchell,
proprictors MAMMOTH STORE,
Several pieces mblcachcd domestic
at auction prices, at Patterson n Cos.
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~ToTAL-110 white, 23l colorcd under
stands, ll5; reads, $50. Total, 1904 /;
white majority in county, $50.
Following is the registration by pre-
cincts.
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Life, Health and Strength.

APALAcHIc0LA, FLA, Feb. II, 1889.
MEssRs. LIrPMAN Bios, Savannah, Ga.
DEAR SIRs-I will write to inform you that
I was afflicted with Blood Disease. tried one
bottle OF y = ' and it gave me no relief. was
in bed seven months. | tried prominent ply
~sicians, and they could not do me any good. I
saw your advertisement Of p. =. p. in the Apa-
lachscola Times, and thought I would tryit.
The bottle I got tonight makes seven or eight,
and oh, how good ! feel. ! have been up ever
since and At my business, lumber inspector.
You may publish this Il you desire. have
informed nv friends that 7, p. y. is life,
health and strength. NJ. p. BOLDEN.
Sold BY all Druggists and general stores.
LlPPMAN BROS, Proprietors and Druggists,
Savannah, Ga.
DrRANr, MISS, Dec. -, 1890,
OFFICE or ]. 8. RosANoNDJ
MEssRs. LPPMAN Bros, Savannah, Ga:
GENrL1MEN-While in San Antonio, Texas
last spring, | saw your advertisement Of p. p.
P. (Prickiy Ash, Polk Root and Potassium) in
the paper for the cure Of rheumatism, and
thought I would try a bottle. Finding such a
relief from II, on my return home, | had my
druggist, Mr.. John Mcclellan, to order me a
supply. After taking, l think ten bottles, I
have not had q pain or ache since, previous to
that l suffered for twenty five (26l years, and
could not get the least benefit until l tried P.
p. p, and therefore take pleasure in recon-
mending it to all. Yours truly, -
J.. 8. ROSAMOND.
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on DECK AGAIN.

Martin V. u. Carey takes This meth
oil of informing his old friends and
customers that his saloon in conncc-
ton with his store, is open again,
stocked with the best quality OF wines
aud liquors, which arc sold in any
quantity needed at very reasonable
prices. lie sells straight goods and
no mistake. Give Carey Il call and
you will be convinced that he is not
dcceiving you.
We lave a few pairs of Shoes left
VIC are selling way below cost.
PATTERSON Il Co.
Although the weather for several
days has been very moist aud IN
pleasant we have been receiving fresh
goods, which we have marked down
to the lowest figure. We have no
time to quote prices, but come and
sec tor yourselves.
DEJEAN & MITCHELL,
Projectors MAMMOTH STORE.
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CRYSTAL PALACE SHAVING PARLOR.
J0nN ii. PANKEy, Proprietor.

JonN ii. PANKEy, Proprietor.
Shaving, lIair-cItIing, Shampo"ing.
Ladies' hair-irimming and shampoo
ing also done in the latest style. Give
me a trial.
Grain and Flour has gone down,
and w. !. T.. Gerard gives the trade
the benefit Of the very low prices.
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oot" ASSsaoN'
Albert G. Delmas, Calvin Davis,
Isidore b. Dupont. Robert \. Seymour,
Alfred Z. Krebs, Simon Wright,
Edmund b. ROurke, VIM. A. Cox,
JacobP. Ellingsworth, William Dray,on,
Irving p. Delmas, Johnnie Br0ndnm,
Valentine Dclmas, Robert A. May,
Charles Lyons, Willis NJ. Cahty,
Joseph II. krcbs, Gus A. Stempcr,
Joseph IT. Jonte, John Foster,
John O'Brien, Council ID. Moore,
Forest }. johnson, Peter b. Lindsey,
James II Rolls, Moses Seymour,
Steven james, Clinton l.. Luce,
James Tillman, Charlie Bogdalln,
Joseph Mailman, George RicharlThomp-
SON.,
Charles +. Peterson, John Ripoll,
Charles +. Chidsey, James Dayton,
Benjamin +, Browne, William Holmes,
John Y. Morgan, John b. Delmas,
Chr Nelson. George IL. Higgins,
Christian Brondum, Martin Z. Pankey,
John c. Brander, John HenryLalreudine,
Henry ). Ronrkc. Cadmus II. Alley,
Joseph 5. Ports, Louis Z. DeJean,
Peter J. Blanchard, Walter j. +. Gerard,
Henry 7. Pagan, Buenavetura j. Jane,
Samuel McGraw, George Frentz,
Ben Stanley, Brntus James,
Charles Crowley, John F. Casanova,
Moses Reuben, Jerry Cook,
Edward Bradley, Peter johnson,
Stephen Il. Thompson, John Tarkel.
Charley j. jacobson, CASTOR P~oitevin,
Newton Sheffield. James Laduier,
Robert l. Whitaker, Volney Brown,
Peter Blanchard, Michael C. Altman.
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The STATE OF MISSISSIPPI, }

TIE STATE OF MISSISSIPPI,
COUNTY Of JACKSON,
Town IF SCRANTON.
1%certiiy that the foregoing is u true
copy of the original petition filed in MY
office as examined and approved by the
Board of Mayor and Aldermen of said
~ Witness my hand and seal, this
Seal }tllc 9th day of July, 1892.
~~) ii. s. ROURKE,
Town Clerk.
July 8, 1892. 2O-4t
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Bridge Notice.

The contract for building bridge across
Co.'S ap on Road No. &c, in Jackson
county, Mississippi, in accordance with
the plans and specification ms on file in tho
office Of the undersigned, will bc let to
the lowest bidder at public cutlery op
Monday, August l, 1892,
at IL O'Clock, NJ, mt the front door Of tho
C0~urt-hOuse, in the town of Scranton.
BOnd in double the amount of bid will 10
required Of contractor.
Given under my hand this 18th day oil
June, 1891. w. NJ. DENNY, Clerk,
June "a, 1891. lS-4t
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PNON0aRlpN.)
SPRINGS HOTEL,
OPEN ALL THE YEAR..

Buy tickets to B%uckatupna Station,
Mobile Il Ohio Railroad. where you will
find II. ?. Hearon with free hacks to
Weekly Boardcrs to convey You to tho
Springs.
The Wafer is a positive cure for all
Stomach, Liver, Bowels. Kidney, Bladder
and Skin Diseases, aud Piles.
Being better prepared TO accommodate
those seeking health than cyer with nico
rooms for 20 guests. Atrial Of this wa
ter is all that is asked.
For further information, address Dr..
ID. b. Williams, Residc',t Physician, or
il. J. pETTUs, Proprietor,
Healing Springs, Ala.
April II, 1899. 7.6ln
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Bridge Notice.

The contract for repairing bridge across
Big Cedar Greek at Americas, in accord
ance with specifications on fle in the Of
flee of the undersigned, will be let to tho
lowest bidder at public cutlery, Oh
Monday, August 1, 1892,
at ~ o'clock, NJ, at the front door of tho
Court. house, in tho town Of Scra uton.
Bond in 1ouble the amount of bid will DO
required Of contractor.
Given under my hand this 18th day Of
June, 1899. w. M. DENNY. Clerk.
June "a, 1899. 16-4t
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ADVERTISE your business ia The
DEMOCRAT STAR.
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STATE OF MISSISSIPPI, I

JACK on COUNTY.
10 the Honorable the Mayor and aldermen Of
The T0rn Of Scranton, said county:
The undersigned qualified voters resi-.
dent in the town of Scranton aforesaid,
do hereby petition your Honorable Body
to grant IL license to retail %vinous, spirit
nous ard malt liquors in quantities less
than one gallon to JAMES SMITH. at his
place Of business in said town of Scranton,
on Delmas Avenue, and in tile building
now occupied by him as a saloon, known
as shippers Exchange" %
Your petitioners recommend said appli-
cant. Jas. SMITH be of good reputation
and a sober and suitable person to receive
such liccnse.
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Petition for Liquor License

TO the Honorable the Board Of Mayor and
aldermen Of the 10wa Of Scranton, in the
County Jackson, State Of Mississippi:
The undersigned citizen and resident
of the town of Scranton in the county
aforesaid, and Il male person over the age
of twenty-one years, does hereby apply
to your Honorable Body for a license to
retail v%inous, spilituous and malt liquors
in quantities less than one gallon ut his
place of business on Delmas Avenue in
said town, and in the building now occu.
pied by Inn as a saloon known as "Ship-
pers' Exchange" for the term of one year
IRON the issuance of such license, and hs
respectfully refers to tho petition and
recommendation filed herewith.
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Give Is You. AstssIi.. /!

Although not as early as SOM OF our
competitions in making our fal! announce.
ment, yet W wish to assure our many
friends and the public generally that our
stock is 40 large, SO varied and well
selected that we shall claim their atten-
ton throughout tho season. We invite
special attention 70 our
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milk.
Judge Clias. L. Cli,lscy will open
his court in the Courthouse on Sat-
urlay at 10 o'clock, a. M. The most
important case on his docket Is the
ease of Miss Nellie 4. Henry VS.. Rev.
e. ID. Cook, Seventh Day Adventist
preacher. Mr.. II. y. Evcrilt for the
prosecution aud Mr.. IL. Bloomfield
Tor the dcfcnsc. This case promises
to 10 very interesting and will no
doubt attract u large crowd 10 the
courtroom 10 hear il.
ON Saturday last VIZ received u
pleasant visit from Mr.. Jcphta J,
Fletcher, one Of our Jackson county
young men who las boon attending
the Capital Commercial College at
ia cksou, the past six months. lie cx-
libitcd his diploma Tor a complete
lusincss course. liz cxccllcd in all
tho departments d work pertaining
to tho College course, captured tic
prize inr accuracy, nratlcss and the
most rapid Improvement IN pcnman-
ship. Mr.. Fletcher Is tho first from
Jackson county to attend tho Capital
Commercial College. We predict a
bright future for our young friend IN
tho business circles. lilo has returned
10 lis home NJ yanclcaye.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-11-25
BRIGHT BITS.

CoNDuCToR-Fare
Passenger docking out Of the window)-No,
it's raining.-DetrOft free Press.
EFFECT OF NATIONALITY. -Layton-Isnt that
Waite-I shouldn't be surprised; it's French
clocK.-Puck
The principal reason why those thin waters
you get at a church fair supper are called
oyster trltteFS is because you fritter away 8 o
much time looking for the oyster.-TerGs Sift-
tnQs
No HOPE FOR HIM-He-Wm you marry me-
IL / stop smoking cigarettess
She-No, Mr.. Sappy. can't bear the idea
OF marrying man who does nothing.-BroOkErn
LUe.
as MY son through in his school work. MIR
Pedagog?" asked Bosbyshell.
"Yes, he is" said the teacher. HE shows a
tendency to go to the bottom ,of everything |
think he will be foot of his class In a few days"
Hdrpei'S BdzdT
WHAT He OBJECTED To Mr. Shortweight
dealer in COAL wasn't you to settle for that
ton of coal you got few days a. O. A man has
to pay for what he gets in this world.
Customer-Sou are right sir. And when he
buys coal he has to pay for a lot he doesn't
geG.-BrO0klyl Ltfe
LITTLE GIRL went into Mrs Elites house.
and there isn't door left in IT, Nothing but
curtains hung on poles. Isn't it too bad?
Mamma-Too bad
Little Glrl-Yes is awful sorry for her. 1
spose coal is so high now they's had to chop up
tn doors.-Street d Smiths Good Neus.
AS men exchange of court'sy find
In rum.
So women oft their friendship bind
BY gum
Indianapolis JottrnoL
BRowE-GoJ into bad scrape last evening
My wife found q letter in my pocket from a
woman. How she did rave
Bagley From a womans Brown, you're a
sorry dog
Brown-The woman in this case, however
was Mrs. B. 1t was letter she gave me to mail
a week age. Boston Transcript.
STRANGER-Call your paper a great advertis-
ing medium, do you? IL isn't worth shucks l
put in advertisement last week and didn't
get an answer not one.
Editor-My my How was your advertIs tmen
wordedg
Stranger-"A poor young man wants pretty
wife who can do her own housework. '-NelU
York Weekly.
GUEsT-Got any good roast beets
WaiUer-NeS, sir
Guest-Bring one of your best cuts |
want il tender, juicy. not too well DONE not too
raw and with very little gravy. Have the fat
and lean about equally divided, and be par
ticular not to cut the slice thick and don't for
get the horseradish Can you remember all
that?
Waiter-Yes. sir, Uoudly) Roast beef, one.
London Tit-BitS.