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San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-03-15

The people do not expect such good
luck as Mayor CallaghGn' resigning and
taking with him his faithful city council.
The job is too soft TO be deserted as long
as there is solvent taxpayer left IN the
city.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-03-15

The first move OF the city administra-
ton was to enlist the heavy taxpayers, in
favor of the proposition, but the heavy
taxpayers were not favorable; now they
try to array the little taxpayers against
the big ones. 1t won work.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-03-15

Now if it is true that the city, through
the bad management of Mayor Gala CHAN
has reached that point where it has no
further credit with our local bankers, ii
is time we called halt.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-03-15

The people understand the issue perfect.
ly. Through the extravagant and reck.
less management of Mr.. Callaghan and
his aldermen, we find our city treasury
not only empty but the entire revenue
from taxes pledged to pay the bills made
during the past IL months.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-03-15

The city has been borrowing money
each month to pay the extravagant eX-
pense incurred, until the bank that has
been backing the city closed down upon
it, and we are told that we owe that bank
$4,000 And added to this nearly 100000
more due to special funds which have
been improperly used.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-03-15

Scriblers are employed to furnish argu-
mentS in favor of this remarkable propo-
sition; the people are told that unless
they vote this $3.50, 900, Improvements will
stop, and even the city scavenger carts
wont be paid for
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-03-15

The current expenses Of our city gov
ernment are already provided for by the
levy of taxes; the people expect to pay
these taxes, and do not expect 10 vote a
debt of $3.50, 900 in addition.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-03-15

Now the taxpayers are to be bulldozed
into voting S250,OO0 in bonds, so as to
enable Mr.. Callaghan to inaugurate a
pay as-you-go policy.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-03-15

The partizans of Mayor Calaghan
might be benefited by the large sum of
money being put on deposit at the ). A .
National bang, but the small taxpayers
who earn their bread outside of the city
hall will never see dollar of it.
San Antonio daily light. [volume] (San Antonio, Tex.) 1886-1907, 1892-03-15

Cordial and Courteous Treatment to
all. re- Admission Popular Prices.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1892-01-30
The LION and Giraffe.

Tho servant cnmc to announce TO
Victor Hugo tho arrival OF visitors,
viz. Lord s-an English peer, nc.
compnnicd by his wife aud three
daughters Victor Hugo stepped into
the drnwing.room and inquired the
object of visit which did him honor.
Lord s-thcn turned TO his wife and
said
"NIr. Victor Hugo. great poet"
Victor Hugo bowel in silence.
Lord s-thcn turned to his dnush.
tcr4s--
Victor Hugo Notrc Dame dc
rnris''
Victor Hugo nsnin bowed his nc.
acknowledgements.
Victor Hugo great poet Notre
Dame de pari.l' Lord repeated
with enthusiasm. lie then opened
what looked like an album az II
about to solicit nm autograph, Vic.
tor Hugo WINGED But Lord s.
pulled out his watch. and looking at
his memorandum book for such it
was, remarked
AT ten o'clock GO and sec the
giraffe Mt the Jardin d'Acclimnta-
ton" whcrcupon he stalked oil with
his family with him.-L' Echo de
Paris.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1892-01-30
TELL Youn LAMpLApY.
what - ROGER Learned by Looking Into
Corn Factory.

'Aln't you got no corn like we've
been hnyIn'P Thu, you sent mo this
mornln' aln't sweo, corn at all. It's
nothin' but COW corn"
lets soc. " snld tho grocer. raply-
Ing to tho woman's complaint. What
kind OF corn have you boon hnyingP'
Why. you called II Honey Drop"
answered tho woman. according TO tho
Now York Times
And what kind did wo sond you
to duyp'
The label was Jest tho same"
We'll madam both lots is from
tho snmo factory bat there may DO u
little difference In tho doping,
Tho doping" Whats that?"
why, the swootenlngl Put li,tln
sugar In the next lot you cook and
then itll inito jus, like tho old
'ru, sugar In cornw exclaimed tho
woman greatly nstonIshol.
Why. certainly thora's sugar IN
every can Of corn put up. Dldn yU'
know TINT? Probably not Most
people don't know ii; hut its fac, all
tho same. It's sort Of unlu secret
that found olt for mysrlL"
II used 10 think that all tho differ.
cncs was In tho corn itself hgt ibet'r
thun other rn-iondursr lurlur and
naturally swocicr none OF IL Is
sweet enough Ia can without tho uso
of sugar
Dear mo mover heard of that bo-
iorr, murmuroi tho woman.
Probably not responded tho gro
cor but H. "a. Ih1r1 ara lot, Of
canning concerns down Ia Maine. and
only lately had chance Ia look ono
oyrr les great business and no
mistake.
The farmers bring In their corn
by tho wagon Loads and dump Il IN
tho yard Thou tho huskor, 90 NJ 1,
mon and women nnd children
about half tho town Ia tim, ono yard.
The huskol cars aro put into baskets
aud carried into tho factory. Tho
corn 4, iIlsun on tho ear by machine
that worH, quicker than lighining.
Before you could say jack Robinson
tho cob falls out ~ Tho window, long.
lag behind In pan every bit OF tho
corn with which Il WAS covered,
''Ihrn comus the packing Into tho
cans thousands every day mn onor.
mnus number And now ll,,cn 80
this Into oycry single cln thoru goo,
n quantity Of sugar whoa tho corn
4, n choice lot thrrr II iliilo sugar
needed; but vhrn it, Inferior ~ has
boon krp, over nishL thuy dope 1, In
grult shape
'Sb madam use tho sugar. and I'll
ana =-rts,., that g1ur IsunHIt,F4 Will tLEn
tina, corn ~ v,ll As any ihry over nin. "
Well rlI try H. said tho woman.
md u Is works Woll lrii b. grand
good thing Ia kuDs Perhaps III b.
Hblr IN buy cheaper corn hereafter. "
''Ail7 b. RHsEurri tho grocer bu'
Ia looked q hi,Io bit dubious.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1892-01-30
AN ELEPHANTS MEMORY.
Waited Fifteen Years to Get Even with
Its Ensmy.

A few miles out OF the city OF Bang
kok there is n mineral spring. and
near 1t n bungalow much frequonted by
the Europeans In the city. according
TO tho Youths Companion. An Eng
lishmnn says that ono evening us he
rode up TO this bungalow. a gentle
man was alightiug from his howdah
at the entrance.
As soon as he had dismountcd his
elephant was moved to one side, and
my driver. who was seated on the
head OF my elephant ordered IL to ad.
vance. Tho instant he spoke the AMI.
NAL which had moved aside to make
room for us. tapped his great ears
and then turned sharply around facing
my driver
Suddenly. without the least warn
Ing he stretched out his long trunk
and wrapped II about the body OF the
mnn, then. before any one had time TO
Interfere he raised him high In the
air and brought him to the ground
with tremendous force! As tho poor
fellow struck tho earth wo could hear
his bones crack. but tho elephant
was not done with him. The nest
moment he had placed his huge foot
on the head and chest OF tho PROSTATE
driver. When he raised II again all
semblance o! lifo was gone from tho
crushed. mutilnted body.
The gentleman whose elephant had
committed tho terrible deed was
greatly distressed. ile sud tina, he
had purchased tho animal from tho
kings pen; tina, 1t had always been
exceedingly gentle and well disposed.
Tho animal was blind. one eye having
beer put out by an a''endnn, fifteen
years proylous
l, was my driver | learned tho nsst
day. who had pu, GU, tho elephants
eye. lio was nj tho ,ime ono OF tho
guards nj the kings stock pen. md
for some m!sdcmcanor committed by
the animal had thrown n stone. which
struck the creature full In the eye.
The elephant WIS 30 cnragcd ,horo-
after nj the sight Of him that, fearing
for his iIfa tho man lc', tho place.
but the injured animal had bldcd hI,
time and after il',son years of waiting
had terribly punished his enemy.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1892-01-30
HISTORIC HEAT.


Year, wh-" Grsai River. n,n pry aud
thops Closed Their noor.
In 1903 and 1901 the Rhine. Loire
and Seine ran dry. It seemed rs II
Now York WAS on iFc In 1893. Tho
Thermometer ranged from % to ~
degrees for five or siN days During
the heated term III persons were
killed OF sunsirok" Ia Franco In i1ls
many shops had to close. Theatres
did not open their doors for three
months Not dFop of water fell
during six months In 1873 tho thor
mometer rose to rs egrons. Tho hoat
in several OF tho french provinces
during the summer q l7O5 was equal
TO that OF sln,i furnace. Meat
could DO prepared To- the table merely
by exposing II TO thi sun. Not soul
dare Nonturs out-is.,~scu moon ssnu =
p. IN. In 800 Spain was visited by
II swel,oring temp raturo tia, Is de-
scrlbed rs fearful. Madrid md other
cities wcFs deserted and tho streets
silent. laborcrs ..ed In tho fields
and tho vines w.ro scorchod md
blasted "a, II by simeon. The year
1879 was fearful ono In New York.
Ono hundred and iity-hve caso' Of
sunstroko occurred on July l. of
which y proved fatal Tho
principal ,horouch'nr1, were Ike
Colds 81 battle, Mon foil by the
score. Und Ambulance wcra IN con
slant r1lulsltlon. Ia iT1s tho heat OF
Bologna WAS 50 great that numbers Of
puoplo weru s,inel In July. l5gH
tho heat again bcsamo iniolnFnblc
Veg were burned up and 'ruI,
dried on tho tr-a. Tho furniture and
woodwork In dwelling house, cracked
and split and meat went bad In Hn
hour A disastrous hot wave swept
through Europe In June 1851. Tho
thermometer la Hy4n Park. London.
indicated from 20 to - degree, In tho
shade. In tho Champs dos Mar, dur
Ing n review. soldier BY tho scor1 foil
victims u sunslroka. aud n, Aldorsho,
England. mon dropped dead while nj
drill In July. 1874 ini9nsn heat be.
gan TO mako Ia power fol, throughout
tho middle ana southern states Ia
Washington ia, heat VAS 'rlghtul
Gen Sherman declared ,hh, tho ca r
rails b,camn 30 expanded By tho
action oi tho -un n 10 risa up In
curved lines drawing the bolts In
ono instance tho rni!. burst away from
tho bol,s aud l1', tho truck oH,.rcly. 90
American tultlya,or.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1892-01-30

a wcll.known firm OF opticians in
London manufacture specially con-
s,ructcd spociaclcs TO DO worn by
horses Tho oboe, is TO promote
high stopping Horse spcc,aclcS
we learn. arc made OF still leather
quite inclosing the eyes OF tho horse,
and tho glasses employed nro deep
concavc and large in -izc The effect
il TO give tho ground In front OF tho
horse the appearance OF being raised;
tho animal therefore, steps high.
thinking he is going up hill or has TO
step over an obstacle In front OF him.
II tho system is pcrscvorcd with when
tho animal is young the effect Is said
TO no marvellous Many horses IL is
alleged. could be materially improved
by visit to tho opiicinn, and IL is
recommended that the sigh, of all
horses should bc tested. This pnrtic-
ularly applies to valuable hunters
which nro found OFFICIALLY unfit for
their work. when n little artificial as
sis,ancc would make them as useful ms
ever. Apart from this consideration.
many vices, II IL believed. might be
cured by means OF Eyeglasses. The
cause of shying Is as n rule short
sight
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1892-01-30
rEAcnIno HOUSE STUDENTS.
- o. S"t - r'.T ',si. IT r.d,s"Gi'.
\ it"Fta . Hard iss,s.1.

o. a. Sut - ts.T 'tfi. IT t.ii.".iss
\ u.sta . HARD i.s's'1.
Tho graai1s, living trainer Of per.
turnInr horsa. ls IA. trsauhmaa
, Loyal says writer Ia Frank i.oslla,
| Popular Muaihly. iio makes no secret
~ his mo lhoIt which have often boon
Published =ininli ia that curious aud
entertaining book rs II Nous and
GagUier "Arn1.aii and Mon;rbanE, "
Tho harsH he ihu opiAlon II ,his u,-
prr..Hcri rau D. oar Of tho dlllc..
animals UFrii"Hii % hns ona faculty
memory Il must hu forced 20 learn
ii5 ir.rEa which nr" imprinted on Ia
memusy b. tho whip II il rusisis and
b. pHraHltt ~ carrots u u ob'yA
1hrsu rH arIDaIltri ia it, mlui with
tsrr'n ~pa.. ur FrHiurrs ami u gurt
tH1Hu sh 'Ir iIa' from fUlr Of punish.
HrHi uu emo hand and iu h1pu ~ rus
ward uu Ilr u'IrE IAit u certainly
dlIsrGHt behavior iHrm ikl lively IN
trHrIi iasHB by horses 100 racing. FOX.
hulf uH aHl ,a''i,-bvrIlus tho active
,'Hrl.ea,r and Hr''-u..Hipil1r ~ wac
charger. ur t4r ainrls usJ ~ Ere.
url. bat loo these aud similar Instances
ibH animal naturally EHuylrsuul and
accustomed 20 compete With his
ir'fuU- BE- doing shat rH~ms natural
~ him aud be- urrr. uHH hHvn
an uD. ~ suI result that LC can CON.
rrrhgaI Tho felil o' tbr circus on
flU contrary. dHuUDI Iur ilu.r pppu.
lHri'y largely Iu iDrins iur animal to
du what ls contrary ;ahlp ua'urs such
Hs strIiiinE about ON hia hind lcgs
polishing himself un pedestal vhcrc
ibyrg 81 srfrg1iy room Tor bis fcr'.
l,ing down Ia bo immprh upon by his
master or mistress balancing upon n
narrow pathway iu imitation oi an
oHuilibr.zt AMI other things tho moro
out 81 tho way tho better in tho rsti-
nation of tho papuiaro-iu which n
hose cun take no inicrU :. and must
loco shat scli.rcspcct md pride which
nrr 81 mgniiust In him under boitor
circumstances While these facts uru
astonishing they arr rarely graceful
or agreeable 10 the better taste Any
horse according 10 VI Loyal. can DO
trHluri by malicious 'prcc. Eci certain
breeds M the Arabian horses ana
those from old Prussia. nrc easier to
reach than any others and the age Il
Of great importance Tho bcst cducn-
ton j. received between tho df,h and
seventh years Of tho animals life; uc-
fore that tho horse Is too cNc.iab!Ci
n',rr,gHrd likely 90 bo sta.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1892-01-30
MOODS AND LENSES.

Mrs Mnlcahcy lover tho sban'ytown
fcncc)--'Thar. bad eye ye, have, Mrs
Casey" Mrs Casey furiouslyl- - Sure,
what how yous got 10 do wii III Didn't
me husbnn' give II to ncT--?uck.
Hc-''IIow happy 10th Of US arei but
how much happier We shall 10 when We
are onci, shc-'1 don't know. Harry.
Don't You think there will bc too much
happiness for onci"-Bo.ton Transcript
What WINS the mos. successful funcrni
YOU ever .aw,'' well, I think the best
attended one was tina. Of n man who had
spent most of hi, life prscticing the cornc,
with his windows open. Kate Fields
Washington.
poor old Lu.hforth fell down and broke
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1892-01-30

down town. Towards o'clock they
rush out got dose Of underdonc beef
the half OF II minco pie. and cup OF
strong coffee, and hurry back to their
Offices. feeling rs though they would
like To tight somebody. Some ono
comes in who has lunched on the same
style of victuals and in tho same haste
TO discuss plain business proposition.
Tho two ara feeling cross and sour and
get to quarreliing, Each thinks tho
other crank ana both arc wrong, /,
was tho lunch. -sL Louis Globe
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1892-01-30
ssui-. For Us,as ssook..

Never hold book near n iiru-
Mover drop book upon III. floor.
Never turn leaves with the thumb
Never loan or rest upon an open
book.
Never turn down tho corners OF
leaves
Mover touch book with damp or
nogl.d hands.
Always kosp your place with n ,hlu
book. mark.
Always place n large book on tho
table bo'or, opening 1.
Away. turn tho leaves from tho top
with tho middle or !oruhngcr.
Never pull book from shelf by
tho binding u; tho top bu, by tho back.
Never touch book with damp
cloth nor with spon.o In any form.
Mover place another book or any
thing olso upon tho leave, o! an open
book.
Mover rub dus; from books. bu,
brush II OF with sof, dry cloth or
lustrr.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1892-01-30

I'm In n hurry" said n Bioom,r
farmer rushing Into ono o! our hard
ware stores yesterday; Just got limo
to catch tho train. oiro mo corn
poppsr quick"
All RICH. sir" replied tho clori;.
do you want largo pop.eornorg"
NO. jus, n medium ..ircd-an or'il-
nary porn-coppcr
''iiow will this 'pornor doP"
lis that u pon.corpur5"
Yea iiu, you aro getting li',ln
ratified. You moan n correspondence.
porn.coppcr-no A.
Il moan n con.porpcr"
oh. yes n pou-coppcr.
Yes b. gu!ek' Give mo n pop.
coonor. and bo quick"
"Aii right. Hcru's your pun.coopor." "
-Ch!ppowa Falls lndopcndcn.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1892-01-30

siet up in "A paster oil his life, an had
never saw ram, an he sed to his sis
ter, the cote did, "You Jest stan still
an Sc me whipo that freek of the face
of tho erth."
So the cote ho went up before the
ram an stomp his fleets an shuke his
head real iritciul, but the ram no did
cnt git up, bat only jos KEEP chune his
cuh and wotchcd out between his
lnshcs. Bimc by the cote he backed
OF and tnko n run, an then arose up in
the air an como down with his he'd on
the rams head. wacE' The gote's he'd
was busted, but the ole ram he never
wank his eye. Then the ole ram ho
smiled with his moWth, an sel TO the
butte goto's sister, Pears to me,
miss, that kangaroo OF yourn Is nifty
careless when he litcz, lac come gum
dasted near making mo swoller my
cud. San Francisco Examiner.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1892-01-30

Tcnchcr-"ii your mother should
wish to give each onenn equal amount
of meat, and there should be eight in
the family, how many pieces would
she have 10 cutg"
ClnsS-"E Eight"
Tcachcr-"Corrcct Now each piece
would leo called onceishth OF the
whole, remember that
,lHss-"les'm
Teachor-.supp9ge. zach .Hira w"".
smart Siytccnths,'
Correct, Aud II cut
again."
Boy-"Thiriy seconds
Teacher" Correct Now suppose
We should cut each OF the thirty-tNo
pieces again, what Would rryultf'
Little Girl Hash. Street &
Smiths Good News,
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1892-01-30

Henry George is singularly alb
sen, minded md prcoccupicd man. so
much So indeed. that he frequently
passes acquaintance by without SEQ
ing them. though no may seem to BIO
looking them straight in the face. AT
tho same time he is often infinitely OBJ
servant. and when anything unusual
attracts his attention no Is prompt
with n query. He reduced harm.
less young Englishman TO state OF
painful embarrassment amid n crowd
of n London drawing room by looking
hard at his monoclc and suddenly
saying; ''Do you wear that because
one eve is different from tho otherP'
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1892-01-30
NOW souiRm. OLD mAruR",
4 s,ipEr oii Nsa WAC Fought iiiia.
self sut NoH.

a siinEr Old Msn WAC Fought ''''n'
self a"i No"'
II il sometimes said that n mans
sincerity OF ruFt csc is proved II 10
puts his hand in his pocko,-book.
Certainly tho old American OF the fol-
lowing anccio,c proved his lio was
n s,ingy man. and sat listening 10 u
charity sermon. As he wa, nearly
deaf. no was accustomed to sit facing
tho congregation. directly under tho
pulpit with his car-,rumpc, directed
upward toward tho preacher. Tho
sermon that dny moved him lie had
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1892-01-30

An association for tho importation
Of song birds has hocn formed in Ore.
ron. aud consignment Of linnct$
stylarks thrushcs aud bulldnchcs hrs
recently been received from Europe.
There l. every prospect that tho OK
pertinent will be successful as the eli
mate and forests ot the Northwest arc
peculiarly adapted to the needs of
those delightful sunE-icrs Of tho woods
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1892-01-30
THEY DON'T.
WAY .. That L.n.,sr. ..i trsbi Tam
N~sf.

why u .. That Iai.,sr. asi tTabi raFn
N-.f.
'Wha, makes Holsters and erals
turn rod when ih,y ar, boiled ? said
III, ob.,rynn, n.h ,nnn IN rrplY 70 "a
question ~ CIT t'ririiy rposkIns.
they don't Tho lobster or tho crab
~ jus, NJ rcd before 1, ia put in ho,
water NJ IL 1, AiisruArd. oaly Il !.
.ui-luctl by n mlng!lng Of blue In it,
makeup tia; s!yut !, n grnylshsb.uu
appearance, Tho blue and rod Of n
1.-Two lobster or crab aro pigments Ia
tho shell. A. lons rs ,huy arc there
together tho rod bsconr, gray. iiut
both Of those pigments nru not fast
co!urA Tho blue Won't wash bot tho
rrt isihcrr to .,ay. n u were pussl.
bio 10 keep lab.,ars or crab. alive Tor
any luugih Of limo la tho -un tho blue
would fade uu, "a, quickly a. tho same
color docs uui oi % cheap flannel suit.
and tho she'll. wuuid 10 vivid rod Hs
u ,hny had bscn boiioL !, Il not an
uncommon thing 10 each live iob.t'r.
and crab6 moro frequently tho latter.
tia; nrn cHiiruly rc1 l, has bcvn
determined however. tina, this Grad.
iciiiou Of the blg1 pigment IL the 10.
suit Of disease 1.-Two red crabs and
HOLSTERS agc never put ON the market
- the reason a crab or n lobster turns
rrt. n tho saying j.. when IL il boiled
{. because tho no, water instantly
washes tho fugitive blue colorin: mat.
ter out OF tho shull and leaves oaly
the fast rod I, dos not ,ako long
boiling TO change the color II you
wcrc 30 rescue lobster from IT, ho;
bath two seconds after !; il submerged
you would find Il n rcd ma II II had
boon boiled for an hour. Now YORK
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1892-01-30

Tho archives Of the ForEhcso fam
ily. comprising 40 manuscripts havc
boom bought by the pope for $50. 600
francs They relate 10 the popcs NJ
Ayisnon and 20 Paul v. who was n
Borghrac Tho minister Of public In
s,ruction meanwhile has ordered tho
impoycri-hcl head Of tho house that
he cannot legally send away any work
Of art Ia his collection.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1892-01-30

Can anyone In tho clas, give n
definition of III, word para.!;nP ="
asked tho teacher.
There was no response and sho pro-
c.caod 10 define IL herself
"a parasite Is n creature tina, lives
on IL. fc!lov-crcaturcS Now. rumcm-
Dor children whn, Is parasl'a9-
And n li,,lo boy with n thong
Emorsoninn cas-, o! eoun,onnncu stood
mp and said:
"a parasite is a cannibal. Chi.
rngo Tribune
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1892-01-30

The following arc examples OF eight
syllable words in the English language
NEUTRALITY-SUSPICIOUS. nn,isupcr'
na,urniism. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS an
hydrop hcpsiicrion. in'roma'homa q.
,icinn. incomprchcnsibili,y. individual
ization synca,ngoroma,ical. uncons,i.
nationality. unin,clligibili,y. valo,udin-
arinnism and vicissitudinnli'y.
The Meeker herald. [volume] (Meeker, Colo.) 1885-current, 1892-01-30

Cashly-Therc' now that | have CIV.
cn that poor woman n quarter. |
ought Ia have luck.
Flnshly Don't iollow.my dear man;
nothing 10 do with H..
Why
II went to tho races one day and
gave blind man standing AZ the sat"
~ quarter for luck. Lost every cent
had. When I came out, tried TO
borrow quarter OF ihr blind man,
hu, 30 couiiu', SEQ it."-knto Field,
Washington
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Realistic Playing

pcticl Daushtcr-"Thcy asked M.
to play a, Mrs. llishupp's this oven.
ius and lid but"
Fond Mother. prouily-"wcrc thuy
not -ntrnnC~,if'
Pctt-,i pIu.h'or="iium' When I
played Lilo on the OCEAN Wave with
variations half al them loft thuroom. -
Fond Mother. cCstEfirnlly That's
wonderful They must have BEEN scn-
sick. New York Weekly
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t.'dy-''nn you happen to know
amy Of those people who purloin top,
coats, umbrellas. etc. from Gales and
other place, Of public rcsortf'
bctcv'iyc.-"oh. certainly; has your
husband"
Lady only wanted To ask
y..s. .-...l.t --s.,t .sssss 81 tNs.--s r-su'ry
10 conio-tioncr's where ! often crll.
and SGT him to steal my old cloak, 80
that ms husband will have to buy mo
n seHiskiu Tor Christmas. "-byr tlk.
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Winklc-lInyc you seen Miss Twit.
ter in her new tniIor.mnic gown
Nodd-No. She was out walking
when called,
"Wna any one else at homu2"
"Ye-. The tailor who made IL was
there -ClUnk Review