Wheeling Sunday register. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1882-1934, 1892-05-15

IesIins Resister
WEST VIRGINIA PRINTING CO.,
Puunsarns ayD PEorHlHroEs.
JAS. 3. TANEY. General Manager.
- advsrtissrs Inigh t paste this axiom
Nk1sS IN their hats with PrOnts "AneWs-
raoer that win lie about its sWn cironiA-
tlon win lie about that OF its eOntsmPor-
afiss.
Tx candidate who is willing to salt
down bis boom tin 1896 has not been
discovered yet.
Coz. WATrERsoN is still engaged in
his conar-and-slbow wrestle with the
Cleveland boom, but has not yet phased
it.
THE Boston Herald remarks that the
New England Democratic delegates who
are not for CLEVELAND ''wouldn't ill
hack
HrNRY vrLLARp is quoted as predict
ing that before the Worlds Fair closes
railroad trains will be running into
Chicago propelled by electric motors.
II UNCLE JERRY viii drop a hint to
tbe sun that sight Of its genial face
would be gratefully received he will
Obligs a large and influential body Of
citizens.
IT said that female pension clerks
are In the habit Of breaking ice in the
water-eoolers with their hair-pins 10
make cold tea. VIII these pension Office
scandals never cease2
IT Is announced that the whisky
trust has added another cent to whisky.
The wife Of the man who has been out
late attending lodge will not fail to rec
ognize it as usual, however
CHICAGO water is now so bad that the
Board Of Health has ordered that it be
boiled before taking. The Chicago Mail
improves on this by suggesting that it
be broiled. Tt certainly has been roasted
enough.
THE Massachusetts undertakers are
trying to abolish sunday funerals. They
ought to succeed They should be al
lowed one day OF rest, and, besides, the
ministers have to work dOuble-turn
Sunday.
THE sudden death OF BARBOUR, Of
Virginia, from heart disease, yesterday,
will cause a shock 10 a very wide circle
Of warm friends and admirers, not only
IN the Old Dominion, but throughout
the country.
All the delegates TO the Republican
National Convention have now been
elected. and 39s of the 900 delegates
have been instructed to vote for Presi-
dent HABRIsoN's denomination. viii
he get the other necessary 1913? That's
the point
AN ENGLIsH npbleman has been SEN
fenced 70 six months imprisonment at
hard labor for kissing a girl on rail-
road train while passing through a tun-
nell This is tough luck. In this coun-
try tuunel-kissing is the inalienable
right Of every man.
THERE was considerable rain last
night; hence the lack Of electors at the
suggestion meetings, After awhile
some one who thought it unnecessary to
exercise his privilege will be complain
ine aboutthe Candidates, when he ought
to keep as mum as a mouse. .
THE story comes from Texas Of the
formation OF a secret, oath-bound or
ganizatiou OF negroes, called THE
Bloody Three, formed for the purpose
Of Furnishing white lynchers. The
Bloody Three" would simply punish
lynching with ynching. II is very
fshy story.
TIE movement among the Methodists
TO allow dancing is now followed by
resolution passed by the Lutherans in
which they express the opinion that
sunday school teacher may consistently
play cards. base ball o. billiards. Keep
this up and pretty soon good church
members will be able to have as much'
fun as anybody.
THE Methodist of Boston are consid-
Vring the question OF establishing a re-
ious daily paper, TO be run under the
Jurisdiction Of the Bishop Will they
suspend the Sunday morning or the
Monday morning edition? When the
brethren get down te the practical layer
Of daily Journalism they will ind the
problem OF keeping the Sabbath day
entirely holy confronting them in both
cases.
THE HUSTLER WAR.