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The morning call., 1892-07-04
a yalusbIe In,an,io,

Customer-Wil these pants bag at the
knees Deaief- Mlne frient, no pants will
bag at de knees il you treat dem righf I
tel you low before you go. Il ees NV own
Invention. Customer (deiig iighted)-Then IN
take them. Here is the money. WDaf is
Aonr plan? DealeT-Neifef sir tdogn.-Sew
York Weekly.
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INVITATIONS TO SMILE.

=, "Grinning at your own joke eh?" asked
the telegraph editor.
Nc" said the funny man, '1'm not. Pm
smiling because / found one."
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THE SHERIDAN STAKES.

1%I1@
The big race at Chicago to-day is the
Sheridan Stakes for three-year-oids. dis
tance one mile and a quarter Among
the California entries are: Charlie Kerr's
Heroic z. HerZoa's The Peer; L. j. Bald
wins Rio Grande, San Salvador, Guate
mala, Salonca and Gorilla; Wilbur Smiths
Zaldivar and Matt Storms HoushelI, One of
this crowd ought anyhow to get a cbalk
mark.
That great Eastern sporting autborltv
St George" is great advocate for chang
ing our running tracks to turf and thus
express himself in a recent issue of the
New York Herald
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A Sc ASIDE ihyl.

You will be mine. them" he said, as he
clasped her in his arms.
Will she replied, as she laid her head
upon his shoulder.
III seems to me that your face is familiar"
he said, alter delicious pause; ''haye we
not met before?"
why, certainly" she raplied 'at Bar
Harbor last summer We were engaged. -
New York Press.
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A Pertinent Question.

shrewd-l0Oking man stood in front of
one OF The leading jewelers., gazing at n
fueer-iooking clock. One of the affable
clerks was standing in the doorway.
That's an aiI-fred funny clock said tho
old man. what do you call it?"
Ihats spring lever ehron0meter. re-
Piled the clerk. 1T will run for 400 davs
without winding"
SOP That's a long time. But saw. how
long DO You s'pose it would run if Won
should wind it UP once ?"--Denyer News ="
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500 DOZEN
Fresh and Dainty Garments!
MADE BY THE BEST MANUFACTURERS,
MADE OF THE BEST MATERIALS,
WILL Be SOLD
AT THE COST OF PRODUCTION!

rs dozen LADIES' 'N1GHTGOWNS at 75G each
SO dozen LADIES' NIGHTGOWNSa at ST 90 each
so dozen LADIES' 'NIGHTGOWNSa at $125 each
SO dozen LADIES' NIGHTGOWNS at $3.50 each
100 dozen LADIES CHEMISES at. Soc each
IS dozen LADIES' CHEMISES at. .75G each
Is dozen LADIES' DRAWERS at..... Soc each
so dozen LADIES' DRAWERS at. .75c each
Is dozen LADIES' DRAWERS at 81 nm each
~ Our regular customers should not fail to
take early advantage of the exceptional values we
offering in the above goods.
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RAGING on TrRF

How much better it would be if we could
race On turf instead OF on veadr Tho
weather since the beginning of the meeting
at Morris Park has been as near perf.ction
as one could wish until last Wednesday
but with this perfect weather the dust OF
the track interfered with perfect racing
and since the rain set in the mud has inter
fered with it still more. Neither OF tbeee
drawbacks to good sport could exist on
turf course.
In trotting races the necessity Of a road tn
race on is obvious, because the trotter il
essentially rOad-horse and the vehicle he
draws would not run easily over turf. But
Tor galiopng races turf is better in eyerv
.espect, being safer not only on account of
It's Offering a securer footing, but frem the
fact that a fast horse heavily bandicapped
would not be obliged to race off against tha
lightweiglits to avoid being smothered bv
dest or plastefed over with mud. sass
3 'fhe principal objection to turf is tn at yeu
could not allow the horses to be trained on
the course. - 81 - -
La tie early days Of running racing in
tais vicinity. when 1t had to compete with
fotting for popular favor il was nece ssnrv
I'D order 70 secure entries to offer jnduee
ments such as free stabling and bedding
ana track to train on: but now that fbe
STAKES 10 be won are so valuable, and there
are SO many owners anxious To win them. |
shouid think that these relics of A less prss.
porous racing period might be discontinued
" separate training ground provided
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kE.nc.
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~ is hrsS aou purchase chewing gum be sure and
'sk ior "hhe's fucatan. Take no ether. 80
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Not All Bad.

"Do you see that remarkably tail vo,,o
man over there. Miss KeenwiI? Wsli he
was originally Intended for the church,
indeed! | should have supposed him IN
have been Intended for the sieeple. ''-Phar.
NJ aceutical Era.
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She May Be Right After An.

Mrs. A.-SO George is to be married next
month. Is he making good match? Mrs.
B.-1 believe his 6asco is in every way
suited to him.-Texas Siftings.
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A Man We SlI Know.
he talked in quite pompous way,
Ia accents loud and elear;
And TO each word he had 10 say
We gave attentive ear.
His ideas were few;
We thought be knew il all until
He told US all lie knew
New York Press
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An Incomplete aran...ri.

A young hack writer was employed Ito
write up prospectus for the circus.
Say" he said, turning To the MANAGER
I've about exhausted my vocabulary on
this thing. Have you thesaurus?"
No. by thunder" said the circus man
We've only got hlppopotamus. "-Har-
per's MagaZine -
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a Popular Medinm.

Bangs-So old De Frle is sending MESA
ges from the spirit world! Through what
medium does lie communicate with his
friends? M
Jangs-Well, when he was on earth he
did most Of his talking through tie medium
OF his hat.-New York Tribune.
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PERSONAL NOTES.

erection of iron or stone structures.
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taken yesierday?" '"'"'
Yes"
Good likeness?"
es. must have been, for she refused to
take them of the photographer ''NRoston "
Bulletin. ''0H
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oh. for the wings OF a dove.
Just for wee little weeKI
10 go aud exhibit myself
Aud MAKE big ie as freak.
philadelphia Times
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-12-11
MlSElNYENsTSTR IL +

From Indianapolis luton Station.
Trains leave for st. Louis. $40 am, 1850 am.
12:3o pm. lI:0o pun. tt aims connect at Terre
Haute for Z. I. H.. points Evansville sleeper
on 1900 pm train.
Greencastle and Terre Haute Accommodation
leaves 400 pm.
pm, 500 pm. 9:i5 pm.
Terre Haute and Greencastle Accommodation
arrives at 1000 am.
Sleeping and Parior Cars are run on through
trains.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-12-11

matter. There's something peculiar about
the girls hands. They are white and
shapely. and very nice TO look at. but to
fouch-ugh,t they're as cold as ice. More
than that. they are always dripping wet,
these strange hands. It's an eerIe thing to
sec u handsome. healthy airl lift her hands
aid let an icy dew fall from the ends of her
fingers. She can do that any time che
wants to, and never feels the least annoy ed
at the awe of the behoiders.
She Is a tall. handsome young woman.
who has never been ill in her life. She IS
rosy -cheeked and bright-eyed. and she isn't
the slightest particle like the ty peal healer.
She works IN n big hot factory down town:
and she can cure any girl In the place OF
headache OF any kind of pain. She doesn't
60 through strange evolutions or weird IN
carnations. She just pushes back her
sleeves aud lays her cold. wet hands on the
aching head. The patient feels q qHser.
creepy, shivery sensation crawling &pwlu
her back. The cold hands move sl6wfy
across the hot forehead of the sufferer. the
throbbing pain stops. the nervous twStchs
ing of the eyelids ceases. and the headaehe
Is gOQe.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-12-11
SUNDAY SCHOOL CONFERENCE.
Mass Meeting of Workers TO Re Held ut the
FIRST Baptist Church Next Tuesday.

There will be a Sunday school conference
in the First Baptist Church. corner Penn
sylvania and New YORK streets. on next
Tuesday. There will be three sessions. 10
A. NJ. 2P. NJ. ard Z p. NJ. Hon. William
Reynolds. of Illinois. superintendent of or
gsnizations for the international executive
committee; Rev. WIN. ~. Bell. president
and superintendent of the Indiana Sunday
school Union; Hon. I. Ii. G. Royse. chair
man State executive committee. and other
prominent Sundsv-scho0l workers OF the
State will participate in the meeting. The
programme Will embrace the following:
1. Bible study and devotional services for
conservation of workers.
=. Discussions OF practical methods and plans
in the III anagemento OF sunday schools.
s. Discussion of place and purpose OF union
effort and cooperative work through State, dis
trict and county organization.
4. Plans for ingathering. the arc using of the
missionary spirit. etc.
3. The organizations OF county and city asso-
Citations where needed and where advisable.
q. The teachers calling. work and training.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-12-11

of the boy bishop were at last forbidden
by Henry VIII. They were restored, how
ever. for q time, by Mary. The peculiar
custom at Elton. known as the Montem. is
supposed to have originated In that OF the
boy bishop. but the Montem - too large q
subject To be discussed here.
A writer In Chambers Book of Days"
gives an interesting account OF the celebra-
ton of ST. Nicholas day at Bari, where
his bones lie undeI the crypt of the church
which bears his name. On that day the
town is thronged with pilgrims from all the
country around. When they get to the
church they show their devotion By walk
ing all around tiff it can be called walk
ing-on their knees and some of them even
do 1t with their f0reheads to the floor, each
being guided by a child who leads the pill
grim with a handkerchief OF which be
holds a corner in his mouth. Each pilgrim
Is entitled TO a meal without cost, and on
the especial occasion described over 1900
were fed. Water comes up through the
floor of the crypt over the grave of st.
Nicholas. and this is supposed to have great
curative powers. 1t is gathered In sponges
and squeezed into bottles and sold to the
pilgrims. 1t is called the mamma of st.
But the most remarkable part of the
whole celebration is that performed by the
sailors They come on shore early In the
morning, 60 to the church in q body and
get the wooden image of the saint. They
carry this about the city In triumph. visit
ing the cathedral. and finally carry 1t on
board q ship and out TO sea. They bring 1t
back at nightfall aud again bear it about
the streets. this time with torchlights and
illnminations. and visit the church again,
but do not restore the image till late at
night.
What saint has ever received more gen.
eral and more hearty honor than this one.
and what saint ever more richly deserved
it'll 1t ia worth a life of self-denial and
fasting to give a name to Santa Claus, and
no one who has ever been O child and has
Kept anything of the heart of a child can
ever cease to remember and to love st.
Nleh0las-
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-12-11
Has A WIFE IN EVERY COUNTY.
An Arkansan Who Has Been Marrying and
Deserving Women at the Rate OF -Four a Year.

LITTLE Rock, Ark. Dec. 10. L.. Go.
forth, who IS described as being neither
good looking nor Intelligent. Is charged
with marrying numerous wives without in
any instance waiting for the Intervention
OF death to widow him or the divorce courts
to set him at liberty. He has q wife. If re.
ports be true. in nearly every county in
Arkansas. with q few Missouri girls thrown
in for good measure. He has been marry
ing and giving himself in marriage ever
since 1881. at the rate of abOnt four cere-
monies u year. His last bride was Miss
Della Dawson, of RIPLEY county. Missouri.
whom he led to the altar last May, DESERVING
her shortly thereafter.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-12-11
Two Fates.

The Fate that takes the Graded babe away
into the brightness Of Eternal Day
IL not more cruel than the wind that blows,
And robs of life the fragile baby rose;
For hope and love. as yet. are unknown themes
To them. and nothing is and little seems.
But when. unseen. Deaths angel wings its flight
Over the morn of Life, and waits to blight
A perfect noon and wreck an eager heart,
Then Faith rebels, and as our pulses start
Uncertainty is aforementioned with tears
To rule, a dreaded monarch of our years.
Florence + Keith
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-12-11
ADream Tryst

n Dream Iryer.
TO tryst with thee at eventlde;
To call thy vision to my aide
A moment after hours of toll.
To rest my soul M drink thy smile;
To be refreshed INT satisfied.
Hush. all the place seems glorified-
A quiet alcove. just aside,
From the days worry and Its MOL,
To tryst with thee.
Ills but in seeming; sundered wide
albeit soul-wed) we must abide;
But o just for q brief. sweet while,
My happy dreaming shall beguile
The hour OF care, what e'er betide,
And tryst with thee.
-Rosallnd z, Jones.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-12-11
November Morning.

November Morning.
A tingling, misty marvel
Blew hither in the night,
And now the little p~each-trees
Are clasped in frozen light.
On linden tips and naples
An ICY film Is caught,
With shining threads OF cobwebs
In pearly patterns wrought.
The autumn sun, in wonder,
Is gayly peering through
This crystal ISSUED network
Across the frosty blue.
The weather-vane shows silver
Above the messy leads,
That glitter, brightly ice-glazed,
In rare transparent reds.
And round the caves are fringes~
Wherein the seven hues.
Thatb bar the summer rainbows,
CONCEAL and interfuse.
Upon the walks the pebbles
Are each a precious stone;
The grass is tasseled hoar-frost,
The clover jewelsown.
Such sparkle, sparkle. sparkle,
In earth and sky and air.
Oh, can it be that darkness
Is ever anywherel
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-12-11

Pindar, the Theban, sang to Heron
In Dorie verse. rich rs r0ugh-hammered gold,
The Immortais deal TO men, now as of old.
Two i'll things for one good. Those words forth
blown
From such a trumpet. through the ages grown
A note of misery. And yet 1 hold
That though they deal US evils manifold
We owe the High Powers gratitude alone.
For one good may be worth n thousand ills.
And all the sum of wretchedness that fills
The Travelling earth, the sea, the arching blue,
Cannot exceed the wealth of JOY that lies
In sweet. low words, in smiles al. loving
eyes
Cannot compare with love, If love be true.
John Hay, in the Century.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-12-11
Not SACRED Assncinsions

Smith a Gray's Monthly.
Bridaes-I don't expect heaven to seem at
all religious.
Miss Brooks-Why notf
Bridges-Beoause all that p%orphyry, las
per, jade and pearl will look inst like one
of our swell Uptown bar-rooms.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-12-11

At dawn.
In the dim. silent hour OF dawn
woke from dreams OF happiness;
Old friends had come my sleep to bless
And I woke and found them gone.
Oh, bitterness of heart. that seems
The old-time sense of loss and pain,
The grief of losing them again
The friends who come to us in dreams.
Juliet V. Strauss.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-12-11
OFFERINGS OF THE POETS.
To Joaquin Miller.

To Joaquin Miller.
(The Poet Of the Sierras.J
o master of melodies, piping a-west,
o builder OF numbers delectably new,
In truth, l would rather tip hat TO you
Than sit ut a banquet, q kings sole guest
To you. o Miller, who sing of the seas,
OF the sunset-lands. and the isles that lie
In the desolate wastes by the dim Andes
To you, brave poet, my heart draws nigh.
What mystical, marvellous measures are yours,
The newest and truest OF songs yet sung
By a mountaineer in his mothe.-tongue,
So daringly free, and so full of force,
Like % sail on a sea that sings aud flows,
My fancy floats on your fluent rhyme
TIL the fair earth seems but a fullbl0wa rose,
Plucked from a dream. in the rare June time.
Whether by Shasta's SHOWS, or whether
Adrift in Venice, the charm still clings
To the one sure cadence of him who sings
On the Oregon hills. or the Highland heather;
There Is over o note we cannot mistake,
AS strong as the chime of the sea, or strong
As the force staccatos the cascades make,
In every breath of your wild, sweet song.
Never the foot of a man shall press
The dark 6ierras in days 10 come,
But his pulse will leap. as his proud lips hum
Some song you sang In the wilderness;
AS long as the river shall rhyme,-as long
As Blanco sits with her feet in the sea-
AS long the soul is aroused with song,
Your name shall bide, and your fame shall be.
James Newton Matthews.
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-12-11

New York Commercial Advertiser.
= There - a Riri in San Francisco who can
cure neadaches-cuTe them wlthout O biz OF
medicine. She just lays her hand on the
aching head n that settles the whole
The Indianapolis journal. [volume] (Indianapolis [Ind.]) 1867-1904, 1892-12-11

Indianapolis Union Station.
|vIECnnsyIVdnidL LINES
x Trains Run by Central Time.

TICKET OFFICES at Station and at corner nlinoisand
Washington Streets.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1892-09-24
Illegal VOlinx.

Bill Walmsleey has found out that
it is expensive for unnaturalized
people''te vote in this country.
About a month ago he voted at the
State primaries, more for fun than
anything else, as there was no con-
test between delegates. Last We'd
nesday he was arrested on a charge
of illegal voting, and pleading
guilty was fined $50 and costs.
Bill says that he is glad he has
found out who some of his enemies
are, and is not kicking much about
donating the $50 to the school fund.
AT the same time he has been the
object of showing that the Ameri-
can ballot must not be tempered
with. Thus endeth the first lesson.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1892-09-24
Their Faith in Cleveland.

The State Democratic Committee
can squeeze sunbeams out of Gu
cumber. In the address to the vot-
ers of the State it applauds Cleve-
land, as the great friend of the dear
people, and concludes with the fol-
lowing hopeful forecast for free-coin-
age:
We are not unmindful that
amongst the reforms required by
the same States which have had re-
lief against the Chinese invaders is
a complete revision of our coinage
laws, looking to measures that will
restore the joint par of gold and sill
yer upon equality at the minis.
But we are also aware that this
issue must share public attention
and call party action in company
with revene reform, the restriction
of favored monopolies, the abolition
of war burdens, the adjustment of
taxation to a peace basis and its re-
duction to the needs of economical
government, and with this impress
sion we see our duty to the whole
Republic in affirming our allegiance
to the only national party and de-
claring our faith in that Democracy
which has never been careless Of thu
interest of the people.
Butt All! there is the rub. Why
not say. but-but-but We want
Federal appointment? Damn free
coinage. We want an Office.
And then follows this patriotic
burst:
For the foregoing reasons we af-
firm and perpetuate the Democrotic
party of Nevada, free from bar
gains and entangling alliances,
and in so doing record our convlc-
ton that any man who will seek
the Presidency by trading with
unattached or so-called independ-
ent electors would be unfit for the
great office.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1892-09-24
Gold Bug Primaries.

The Harrison Anti-silver men
held primary elections in Storey
and Ormsby counties last Monday.
In Storey county the free coinage
Republicans paid no attention to
the primaries, but decided to join
with the free coinage Democrats in
organizing silver party and put
ting Legislative and local ticket
in the field. Only 344 votes were
polled in the four wards of Virginia
City and the two wards of Gold
Hill. The. silver men claim the
county by majority Of not less
than 500. In Ormsby county the
election was held under the Craw-
ford system, and 457 votes were
cast, the candidates for local offices
drumming mp everybody that could
vote
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1892-09-24
Fire lAeetieg.

Monday evening the Fire Com
pany of Dayton held meeting at
the engine house to consider the
matter of raising some money to
repair the engine, cisterns, etc. J.
H. Hepworth was elected foreman,
and John Paramore janitor. Mr..
Hepworth was ordered to put the
engine in repair, and a committee
of three appointed by Chairman
Shaw to take up collection. Tues
day the committee visited the busi-
ness men of the town and collected
$6275, which was turned over to
Treasurer Flaws. Since then R. J.
Laws has donated IS and the Car
son & Colorado railroad company
$40. Mr.. Hepworth is now busy
putting the engine in repair.
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1892-09-24
Right or VNrOngF


!. Which will we have2 1t does seem as II some
folks prefer to have the last condition of the
liver rather than the first. They perpetually
dose themselves with purgatives totally with
out virtue as Alternative OF liver trouble. Hos
letters Stomach BitterS is the successful
candidate for the peoples choice. and yet pop
ular and well known as it is, there are un'or-
mates who keep on trying the drastic remedies
of former days. 1t is to the intelligent portion
of tge public that the well known and long
tried properties OF the Bi.ters appeal. Reason
should be guided by experience in the matter
OF medication. THE best guide to our feet is
the lamp of experience" said a great patriot
OF the early revolutionary period. and the ex,
clamation is pregnant with truth For over a
third Of a century the Bitters daily has met
with the endorsement nf people suffering from
liver complaint malaria, constipation, rheu-
matism, debility and troubles accompanied BY
dyspepsia Latterly it has declared itself aud
been thoroughly approved as a remedy, for ia
grippe"
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1892-09-24
Another New Dredge

J. H. Rae, Jr., Supt. of the Carson
River Placer Mining and Dredging
Company, has received advices from
the East to make preparations for
building a new boat for dredging
purposes, and he will probaly leave
in short time to procure material
in Sacramento or San Francisco for
this work. 1t is understood that
the Company will put on a large
clam shell dredge this time, capable
of lifting 1900 tons of material
days The amalgamatof now on
hand will be used in connection
with revolving screens and coucen-
traitors, and nearly an entire new
plant will be put in. a..
Lyon County times. [volume] (Silver City, Nev.) 1874-1907, 1892-09-24
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