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The record-union., 1892-09-16
Death of Mrs. NJ. S. Patterson.

A telegram was received last night from
Q. 81. Watt of San Francisco announcing
the death in that city yesterday of Mrs.
NJ. S. Patterson. The funeral will take
place from st. PauPs Church on Satur-
day on the arrival of the morning train
from San Francisco.
The record-union., 1892-09-16
Mrs. Logan's Home Magazine" ant
the "weekIy Unior.o

Both only 81 IS per year. The Home
Magazine of Washington, D. c., con-
Quoted by Mrs. John A. Logan, is the
best and most popular low priced period
ical ever printed. The publishers of the
WEEKLY UNION will furnish the maya
zine to its subscribers for mere nominal
sum above the price of subscription to
the weekly.
The record-union., 1892-09-16
BRIEF NOTES.

Rev. c. S. Haswell has been appointed
pastor of the NJ. (. Church of Elk Grove
for the present conference year.
G. Thielbar, who resides near Oak
Park, is under arrest on a charge of dis
turbing the peace of his neighbor, David
L. Townsend.
The record-union., 1892-09-16

CONTINUED ON SIXTH PAaE.]
The record-union., 1892-09-16

To RISE in the morning with bad taste
in the mouth and no appetite, indicates
that the stomach needs strengthening.
For this purpose there is nothing better
than an occasional dose Of Ayers Pills
taken at bed time
The record-union., 1892-09-16
Horses at Auction,

All the fine Percheron horses now on
exhibition at the State Fair and owned
by r. j. Merkley, will be sold at auction
this forenoon at Agricultural Park.
The record-union., 1892-09-16
AttnprtukerH.
W. ]. KAVANAUGH, Undertaken

No. 513 j St.. bet. Fifth and Sixth.
A LWAYS ON HAND A LARGE ASSORT.
n ment of Metallic and Wooden Caskets
Burial Cases, Collins and Shrouds furnished
Coffin orders will receive prompt attention ON
short notice and at the lowest rates. EN-
balming specially. Office open day and
night. Telephone No. 3O5
The record-union., 1892-09-16

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The record-union., 1892-09-16
THE PACE POSTPONED.

Owing to the darkness, the free for-all
pacing race was postponed until the con-
clusion ofthe running races this afternoon.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-11-30


The latest device to facilitate com
munlcation between different depart
ments of large business establishments
is miniature telephone exchange. The
system is installed after exactly the
same principle as an exchange covering
wide city area. Each desk to be put
In connection has its own instrument,
which is in principle the same thing as
the full grown telephone, but is of min
iature size. The receiving or hand in
strument, however, is not of the long
shape with cylindrical handle, familiar
everywhere nowadays, but is simply a
fiat disk resembling one of the earliest
forms OF telephone, of which few were
seen In the infancy of the invention.
The central Office" is put in small
closet or Enclosure at some convenient
point, and is operated by boy who has
nothing else to do.
There are a dozen or so connections,
according to the size of the installation
and the needs of the office. This ex,
change is operated upon precisely the
same principle, though of course on
smaller scale and with less complication,
as central Office in city exchange,
The ring of any of the connected tele-
phones causes a numbered disk on a
switchboard to fall when the boy makes
the desired connection and releases it
when the talk is finished. In large and
busy establishments, where every de-
partment must be connected with every
other for frequent communication, this
telephone exchange system does away
with large number of cumbrous speak
ing tubes and insures a quicker and
more satisfactory seryice.-New York
Trihune
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-11-30
WHISPERS ABOUT WOMEN.

Mrs. George W. Buell., of Meriden,
Conn. has made bed quilt which con-
tains 1,1l6 pieces Of silk
Wilhelmine Hensel. relative of Men.
delssohn, and woman of some reputs
as a poet, celebrated her ninetieth birth
day at Potsdam recently.
Amelie Riyes-Chanleri fond of eaues-
trian exercise and is quite at her ease In
the saddle. She may be often seen riding
into Richmond from her country home.
The youngest barber known to work
in shop was Nellie Wick, aged four,
In the Globe toilet saloon, Kings road
Chelsea, London. She shaved five men
In twelve minutes, and received a silver
medal for so doing.
Mrs. Martha J. Lamb, the editor of
The Magazine of American History. is
one of the few women historians of the
present time. and is said to be member
Of more historical and literary societies
than any woman in New York.
Mrs. Florence Woodward Tibbetts. a
successful lawyer of Chicago, was sworn
in as a lawyer before the court of ap-
peals in Frankfort, KY. She has no
practice in Kentucky, but is native of
that state, and, being on visit to her
former home, had herself admitted
there
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-11-30
The Chimes in old Trinity.

There is delightful mystery about
the Trinity chime. 1t is the oldest in
this country, except the chime of Christ
church in Philadelphia. But very little
is known of the history of Trinity's older
bells. From the inscriptions upon them
1t is supposed that the five bells that at
first composed the chime were cast in
London. One more, it is believed, came
from England in 1888. when the second
Trinity church was erected. When the
present Trinity church was built in 1S45
there were six old bells in the steeple,
The largest one was cracked and was
sent to Troy to be recast, and at the
same time four more Troy bells were
bought.
Consequently the Trinity chime now
consists of ten bells, five cast in England
and five cast in Troy. The largest
weighs 3,SO5 pounds, the smallest $50,
and the whole together about $4,000
pounds. They are hung in such a heavy
wooden framework that the full volume
of their sound is never heard in the
street. Even before the improvements
in Grace church, Trinity's method of
ringing was considered primitive by COM
parison. New York Sun,
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-11-30
AN AUTUMN MELODY.

What notes Of what ditty can sound from the
city,
From out OF the dust and the din.
Where the SUMS pallid taper is dim through
the vapor
That shrouds all the sorrow and sin?
At evening listen-the murky lamps glisten,
The stars peep by two and by three;
The harsh Babel noises replace your sweet
voices
Dear sea!
Yet past the fog curtain, know 1t for certain
The barn roofs have caught the last ray;
The smoke Of the threshing is softly enmesh-
ing
Brown gables with delicate gray;
The red leaves are falling, the plovers are
calling,
The sea wind Is salt DER the wold
The bryonies blacken, the tufts OF green
braekea
Turn gold.
o scents that redouble where slow through the
stubble
The pillow cleaves pathway Of hopei
o woods fading yellow, and orchards grown
mellow,
And hocks on the faraway slOpel
o sea songs that mingle on bowlder and
single,
o fields that of old time knewl
My heart swelis 10 bursting with infinite
thirsting
For you.
M. G. ellington In Chambers Journal
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-11-30
why She Thought He was Failing

81 am afraid you are not so strong az
you used to be, John" said a fond wife
to her husband. II think it is about
time you were getting some insurance
on your life"
Insurance on my lifel What are you
talking about? l am as healthy as ever
was. Insurance, indeedl"
well, dear, only mentioned it, yon
know, out of respect to yourself.
thought you were falling"
"And what in the world put Il into
your head that I am failing? I fail.
ingl Why, l am as strong as horse,
and can run up three flights of stairs
without taking breath"
well, that may be so, but am
afraid You are deceiving yourself"
"Deceiving myself Goodness gra-
cious, woman, what do you meanr'
Don't be so impatient. What makes
me think you are failing is this: When
you were counting me you could hold
me on your knee for three hours; now
you cannot hold the baby on your lap
three minutes. London Tit-Bits.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-11-30
GIR5.nnn for a RnnIr

The Vatican library at Rome, cele.
brated for its thousands of valuable
books, contains copy of that most val
liable of all books. the Hebrew Bible.
Years ago, in the time of Pope Julius,
about 1919 or 1914, most remarkable
offer was made for this Biblical treasure.
A syndicate Il suppose the company was
hardly known as syndicate" at that
time) of rich Jews was formed for the
purpose of getting the Bible out of the
hands of the Catholic hierarchy. They
made many offers. all of which were re-
fused, Gaping the climax by offering its
weight in gold. As the weight of the
book is exactly 1926 pounds, that offer was
considered as being equivalent to $685.
600 of United States currency.-Phila-
delphia News.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-11-30

John H. Small, of Chanceford town.
ship, York county, owns three farms in
that township, aggregating 900 acres,
and five other farms in the county. On
the three farms which Immediately sur.
round him immense crops of grain, hay
and tobacco are grown, and the beauti.
full location and the very high cultiva.
ton which these lands have attained
under Mr.. Smalls personal direction
and care make his premises a garden
spot" in the old county of York. The
farm buildings are elegantly planned in
the most modern style. He has forty.
hive acres in tobacco, with an average
yield Of 300 pounds to the acre. In ons
year he fattens 1926 head of cattle-all
sent to European markets. This part of
his farming industry is so complete that
none of the cattle is taken out of the
stables until ready for market. Mr..
Small has his own grist mill, where the
feed for his stock is ground. On all the
eight farms his operations are super.
vised by himself. he employs many
men, and everything is done on the most
liberal and extensive scale.-Lancaster
Inquirer,
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-11-30
CHATS ABOUT MEN.

Lord Rosebery provides his plowmen
with the daily and all the leading agri-
cultural papers.
The new Duke of Sutherland is said
10 be one of the most charming men in
London society-clever, accomplished
and unaffected.
The old war governor of Iowa, Sam
mel j. Kirkwood, is still hale and hearty,
though the veteran statesman is now in
his seventy-ninth year
Corporal Tanner is coming money as
Washington pension agent, and in
three years practice of the business is
said to have Melted $500, 600
During thirty-fve years service on
the police force of New York Inspector
Henry V. Steers, recently retired, never
had charge preferred against him.
Rev. Father Palladius, the famous
Russian missionary, has brought out,
after twenty years Of labor, Chinese
Russian dictionary containing II sos
hieroglyphics.
Professor w. &. Sumner, of Yale, the
well known political economist. will not
return to New Haven this fall, as he first
intended, but will remain in Europe
until midwinter.
The first orthodox jew TO be made a
peer of England was Sir Nathaniel
Meyer de Rothschild, who was created
Baron Rothschild of Tring by Mr. Glad
stone on July 8, 1885.
S. NJ inman. the wealthy Georgia
cotton dealer, has presented his Atlanta
residence TO a board Of women for use
as an orphan asylum He also gave
$4,000 to maintain it.
The Rev. Joseph James Cheeseman,
the Baptist minister recently elected
president of the republic of Liberia, is
q colored man of the most pronounced
type, and is very effective orator and
preacher.
Lewis Morris is said to be the favor
lite of the Prince of Wales for the sue
cession as poet laureate, and Sir Theo-
dore Martin the personal choice of the
queen. Swinburne and William Nor
ris are believed to be out of the race on
account of their political views.
John A. Brashear, the accomplished
telescope and specuoscope maker of Allie
ghany, whose instruments are known
all over this country, and whose handi-
work is found in some of the leading OBJ /
servatories, is an exceptionally modest !
man, and will not allow any one to call
him professor"
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-11-30
The Father of pharaoh,s Daughter.

Who was the father of pharaohs
daughter? What was his name? The
word pharaoh was simply a title, and
the phrase "pharaoh's daughter" gives
no more information than 1.-THE kings
daughter" or 1.-The lords daughter"
Three pharaohs of the name of Thot-
mes, three of the name of Amenhotep
and two of the name of Rameses have
had their names advocated TO be the
father of the princess who rescued the
infant Moses. There is a controversy
going on about it--a controversy revived
by the Rev. Professor Heckler at the
congress of orientaIists in London.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-11-30
From Our weather Report.
Preserve the Ties.

Ahe
II was scene to move the stoutest
heart.
A woman stood at the bar of justice
pleading her cause. She was not q
criminal that she came into the un.
wonted place-only an unhappy wife in.
voking the law to protect her future
from the shadow that had clouded the
past.
A divorce had been granted, but still
she stood before the court
Sir
She spoke simply, pathetically igno
rant of formal terms.
IL have yet TO ask another favor,
and so precious is it to me that the
other were nothing without it."
A profound hush fell upon the assem-
bly,.
II cannot bring myself to believe that
you will invade
She was almost passionate in her ear.
nestness.
-"the most tender relations and
sever the strongest ties"-
The court blew its nose and appeared
to be melting.
-''of affection. Sir, / ask to be
given the custody
mot another wSrd, madam" inter.
rupted the judge, while the sound Of
sobs was audible in the room. your
prayer is granted, and your children
will remain with you."
"No, no, no.
A look Of startled agony came into hei
eyes.
-''not that, sir. Hear me out, u
pray you. l ask to be given-the-cus.
tody-of-my-F-F-Fido.
In flood Of tears she was led away.
Her prayer was granted, but the reaction
was too great for her composure.
Therefore she wept .-Detroit Tribune.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-11-30

Several years ago a farmer and his
wife were sitting opposite each other at
kitchen table in storm. A cat was
lying beside them on the floor near the
stove. Ths lightning struck the chin.
ney over the kitchen, came down, and
whirled the table about without ffiur-
ing either the man or his wife. It
struck the stove, passing off by one of
It's legs which was melted, killed the
cat, and finally went off into the well
by way of a nail in the MISUNDERSTANDING
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-11-30
A Blazing Chimnav

Quite an excitement was created last
evening about o'clock by the appear.
ance OF a a large volume of flames
which broke out of the chimney of
Presiding Elder lie Sourd's residence
on l street, next to the First M, ID.
church. Friends at once rushed into
the house and found the good elder and
MS wife enjoying their dinner, which
came to a sudden end when thew
learned Of their danger. An alarm Of
nre brought out the department and a
large crowd of people, no damage re.
sulhng from the flames, however more
than a large amount of fright on the
part Of the neiphhora WV
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-11-30

A New York woman, who has very
poor opinion of art as presented in Chi
cago, was recently visiting n that city
and under the espionage of I'll dilettante
and scholar, Mr.. Eugene F, ID, she v ant
one day to the Art museum.
Possibly, madam, suggested Eugene
with a courtly bow and in classic Eng
lish, perhaps you had better leave your
sun umbrella at the door"
what fori" inquired the lady, who
was rich enough to own the best.
"You might push it through picture
or break piece of statuary with it."
81 hardly think | shall" she retorted.
marching right in. Il think too much
of my umbrella. "-Exchauge
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-11-30
FAIRHAvEN PosroFFIcE
Corner OF Larrabee Avenue and Twelfth
Street

ONANoA VI AoAEaOeo ANonue anu LWelILn
Street
Arrival and departure Of mail from Fair
haven; Wash, PostOfice, taking effect March
Il, lsg2:
MAIL CLOSES FOR
Port Townsend, orcas, Friday Harbof
.1cnaRy, Wednesday and Friday at f:f5 pm.
via boat, and Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday
and Sunday az i9si5 D. m. via Seattle.
Sedro, Anacortes, Seattle, Tacoma and
Eastern mail at I2:45 D. ~ daily.
West ferndale, Blaine and British Column
oia at l2:4 D. m. daily
New Whatcom Electric Street Railway at
40 a. m. and 4:45 y. M. daily eXgept Sunday.
NAIL ARRIVES IRON
Port Townsend, orcas, Friday Harbor,
tuesday Thursday and Saturday at 500 a.
m, and at 500 D, m.
Blaine, West Ferndale and British Columg
bia at 1:3a D. IL. daily.
Seattle, fasoh.s and Eastern mail at las
y. N. daily
New whatcom via Electric Street Railway
az e;U Am. and $40 PM. daily except Sunday
ralrbaFen 70 Beach closes closes ats a. M,
anu ~ arrives at y. m, daily except Sunday.
4, talrhaEen To Cbucka3pt closes at 2 D. M.
~ i,ossaay. wednesday and Friday. and arrives
Office Hours, s a. m. to sp. m. Sunday
8. II. KFELER. p NJ
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-11-30

81 think that man gets less comfort
out of life than does any other animal, +"
said George Mcdonald, a guest of the
Southern. Life for him is a continual
battle from the cradle to the grave.
What happiness he finds in the compan-
ionship of loved ones is more than coun-
terbalanced by the pain of the inevitable
parting. Poverty, ambition and greed
are scorpion whips, goading him ever to
exertions beyond his strength, until at
last he sinks, worn ont and weary, be-
fore he reaches what should be lifs's
high noon. His very diversions are taken
in feverish, hurried manner, as though
he begrudged the time thus stolen from
business cares. And the higher the posi-
ton of people in a scale of civilization
the less of poetry and pleasure do they
appear to find, the more stubborn and
unrelenting the battle for existence.
With the lower animals life is luxury
simple existence pleasure.
"The barbarian makes holiday while
civilized man slaves all day, and then
outwatches the bear. True it is that
only by constant endeavor is progress
possible, but of what value is that
progress which makes Of man an I'M
happy slave, toiling always beneath a
lash more cruel than ever fell across the
back of Lacedemonian helot or African
bondsman? OF what benefit are tri-
umphs that we cannot pause to enjoy
Our pace Is becoming too rapid. We
are trying to crowd the labor of centu-
ries into decades. st. Louis Globe.
Democrat.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-11-30
Some Dress Goods.

:, The dressmakers of the reign of Louis
AV announced that, among other costly
goods they had for sale sad friends
color does belly, scratched face. rat
color, fading flower, dying monkey
gladstone widow, lost time, dead alive.
SICK Spanisrd, mortal sin, common harm
and chimney sweep-St. Louis Globe
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-11-30
oncial

-, 1t is our earnest desire to impress upon
the minds of the public the superiority of
the service offered by the Wiconsin Cen
tral Lines to Milwaukee, Chicago and all
points East and South. Two fast trains
leave st. Paul, Minneapolis and Duluth
daily. equipped with Pullman Vestibuled
Drawing Room Sleepers, Dining Cars and
Coaches OF the latest design It's Dining
Car Service is unsurpassed, which &C.
counts, to a great degree, for the popu-
iarlIy OF this line. The Wisconsin Gem
Pacific r. R., is the only line from Pacific
Coast points over which both Pullman
Vestibuled, hrst-class, and Pullman Tour
ist Cars are operated via st. Paul without
change to Chicago.
Pamphlets giving valuable information
can be obtained free upon application to
your nearest sicket agent, or JAS. c, Pom
General Passenger and Ticket Agent, Chi
cago, III.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-11-30

A gentleman who had gone to watch
with sick friend opened door which
led to the cellar, but from which the
stairs had been removed. He fell and
was killed. What wicked neglect to
have such door unbarred in the front
half INV Ai"ns
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-11-30

Il Ike you well enough, Mr.. sapIins
put Ethel is too young to marry vet. I
think 1t better that she should wait until
she has arrived at years of discretion. 40
to speak" "
Yes, and then she will marry some
one else. "-Indianapolis Journal
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-11-30

eppefs Pari5ian Enamel For the
favoflte French Cosmetic.
AppePs Complexion Cream Ersdi-
Gates Wrinkles, and gives &c the Skin the
Texture youth.
AppePs Skin Bleach, Ersdicates ali
Dlenishes, and dscoioratfons of the rim such
as Tan, Sunburn, Freckles, Swarthy ana
greasy appearance OF the face.
appepS Oriental Powder in Flesh,
White, Pink and Cream shades gives to the
lace beautiful clear and transparent apr
pcarance.
Appers Natural Blush The only Rouge
true 70 nature, when applied TO the face or
Ups cannot be detected, put up in two shades
Light for Blondes, Dark for Brunettes.
tfs Aprel csf1etic CO, cza Ffs1siscs, c.f
and goods For Sale BY
HARDY MUNICH, Druggists. corner Ma
sou Blk. opD. The Fsirhavsnl"
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-11-30

Last year:
Her eyes were rheumY, and weak aud red.
Her breath-you could smell Il afar.
She had ringing and dizziness oft In her head
And the cause Of Il all was catarrh.
This year:
He breath Is as sweet as the new meadow hay
Her eyes are as bright as a star,
Aud the cause OF the change. she Is ready 10
was lie DR.. Sage Cure for catarrh.
DIR. Sage's Catarrh Remedy will pos
itively cure catarrh in the head, no
matter how bad or Of how long stand
ing. Fifty cents. BY all druggists.
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-11-30
NOTICE OF DISSOLUTION

Notice is hereby given that the co-part-
nership heretofore existing between the un-
boux q Holland. doing business in Fair
maven, Whatcom county, Washington, has
THIS Day been dissolved by mutual consent,
a, NJ, LouN continuing and assuming ali
firm will be paid TO him. '''''
j. S. HOLLAND.
os A. NJ. LOUX.
Date OF first publication November n. 1872
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-11-30
Freneh rana Wara.a

Ladies will find these wafers lust
what they need, and can be depended
upon every time to give relief safe
and sure. Can be sent by mail sealed
securely. Price, $500 per box. For
sale by Henry Eng6ere. druggist
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-11-30
The Small B ov snd tr,. ~.

Pa, please do me one favor,,' said a
Harlem boy to his father. " :"
you ?n "oh
"No, | don't want monkey
What is ii then?U
want you 10 come home tight
again again IKE you did last week. when You
a1Is mat speech in favor Of Harrison
= ana ,uo Reid. You are heap funnier than
monkey when you are tiQht.n
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-11-30
WANTED

Any kind Of Housework with a family.
either BY the day or month, OF Washing and
IRONING 70 40 az my home, first house south
OF railroad. on Fourteenth Street.
ANNIE NFf.so~
Fairhaven herald. [volume] (Fairhaven, Wash.) 1890-????, 1892-11-30

Fifty dollars reward will be paid for
information that will lead to the arrest
and conviction Of the party or parties
who wilfully and maliciously, on the
night Of the ed Of November, cut the air.
brake hose Of the two Northern Pacific
cars. which were standing on the side.
track between Holly aud Magnolia streets
New Whatcom
NJ. l.. STASeRooM.
Supt Il. r. a. b. c.. R.R. Co.