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Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1892-09-23


Ointment.
a certain cure for Chronic Sore Eyes,
letter, Salt Bhoum, Scald Head, Old
Chronic Sores, Fever Sores, Eczema,
Itch. Prairie Scratches Sore Nipples
and Piles. I5 is cooling ami soothing
Hundreds of cases have been cured by
IL after al other trcatmcu. had failed
T. s. ppt cp Ia % and 90 cent boxes
Few things are moro tantalizing to
man than to 90 home with something on
his mind he wants to scold about, and find
company there and be obliged to act agree.
ably.
If mans arms were as long and his
feet a. handy as a monkeys, what rec
ord breaker he would be on bycicle.
Franklin NcwS.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1892-09-23

O'Clock. 1t can be said without the
slightest fear of contradiction that Pitts
burgh has never had an Exposition so
brilliant; even at the first glance the i'm
proyement in the buildings themselves
and in the exhibits is apparent. There
is practically nothing in the Exposition
that was seen here last year; the main
hall itself has been greatly beautifed by
the painting of the raftered roof in bright
tones of white and red. As the crowd
circulated among the booths they found
q multitude of things to admire, and the
decorations and lighting of the great
halls came in for a great deal of praise.
The accommodation for all who want to
rest and watcAthe endless procession Of
sightseers is larger than ever this year,
but tonight every seat was taken. 1t
was an enthusiastic crowd; not one
among the thousands present but was
astonished and delighted.
The new gallery opposite the band
stand viii evidently be greatly appreciat-
ed, as it was crowded tonight, while
every seat upon the ground floor was also
occupied. Jules Leyy's Band IS superb
organization, and the initial concert of the
season delighted the immense audience.
The Levy Band will remain here till
0cIODer Isl, When MISS nay uOHu anu
Ellis Brooks with their famous organiza-
ton viii arrive to supply the music for
the balance of the Exposition season.
Mr.. Levy is as wonderful a performer
upon the cornet as ever. His solos to-
night electrified the people. He seems
to be one OF the few men who can get
sweetness and poetic feeling out of the
cornet as well as martial clangor ana
stirring appeal. 1t is said that Miss
RAYMOND VINO will appear at the exposi-
ton later on, in addition to being a re-
markably fne figure Of woman, as the
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1892-09-23

-Germany's building at the Worlds
Fair will cost about $125, 900, and will be
a combination of typical styles of German
architecture, such as are seen in perfect
ion in Nuremberg. 1t will be massive in
construction, the first story being of great
blocks of sandstone and the second of a
combination of brick and cement. At one
end viii be erected Gothic cathedral, the
windows OF which will show exceedingly
artistic effects, being the work of severa!
of the most famous designers in Germany.
The interior of the building will be finished
throughout with natural woods unpainted.
Much OF the building material has already
beel received from Germany, and the con-
struction of the edifce is in progress.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1892-09-23

The thermometer that grew so vain
about molth ago because it attracted so
much attention, has fallen in its own esti-
nation.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1892-09-23

Rheumatism cured in day-'Mystic
cure' for rheumatism and neuralgia, radio
ally cures in l TO days Its action upon
the system is remarkable and mysterious.
1t removes at once the cause and the dis
ease Immediately disappears. The first
dose greatly benefits. 70 cts. Sold by j. G.
Redick, druggist, Butler.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1892-09-23
THE CITIZEN
MIS- CELLANEOUS
PIrTsnrRGn. Sept

he city is fuii
of strangers to-
night. and most
OF them have al
dy found
their way to the
great buildin 2,
" hich CLEANS
like a gigantic
gloT-worm in
the d ark and
rather unroman-
tic region of the
Point. Literal
ly with Z great
fl 0 u ris S h of
trumpets, for
Jules Levy and
his rcdoubtable
band are there,
the Exposition
of 1892 wa s
thrown open to
the public this
evening at eight
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1892-09-23

Drunkenness, or the Liquor Habit, Posi-
lively Cured by administering DR..
Haines Golden Specific"
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1892-09-23
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
MILLINERY

things the market affords Hats gotten
style "he wait" Ladies' Chden Wraps well made
H. and style and fit guaranteed
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1892-09-23
Lanes Family Medicine

Moves the bowels each day. In order to
be healthy this is necessary.
Butler citizen. [volume] (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, 1892-09-23

ChaLoberIafn's Eye and Skin
Ot71&v- -r,f
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SWALLOWED THE lEEcn.
A Miner Who Acquired = poor OpInion
OF tho nioodsu~ksr

a Miner Who Acquired . poor Opinion
Of tho Bioodsucksr.
The other day n couple of gentlemen.
one of them city official, were In n
drug store whils the clerk was tying
up several lceches thnt n doctor had
ordered. At the sight of co,yloids tho
official began to smile and then broke
out into hearty laugh. the worms
evidently bringing to mind some anus
ing incident At last he said;
81 never sec lecch or hear the word
but what j think of an occurrence that
happened In small mining camp In
Arizona. long before came TO Butte.
In one Of the mines brawny freshman
was employed ms miner One day he
broke his shoulder and we packed him
10 his boarding house. The nearest
doctor was thirty miles away. and a
messenger was sent for him In tho
meantime the boys had engaged n
harum-scarum fellow known as Billy
Moore 20 act as nurse for the Injured
miner.
''rhe next morning the doctor mr..
rived, and after fixing up Pats shoulder
no left directions with Moore what u
10. and also gave him some leechee.
two OF which hc instructed him To np-
ply 10 Pats shoulder. and then went
away. Pat happened 10 be asleep at
the time and the doctor told Moore no;
TO arouse him. but to wait until he
invoke and then place the lceches as
directed. As soon as the doctor was
gone Moore slipped out and took mum
Der of drinks. and when he returned To
Pats room he was pretty full Pat was
awake and asked him IL the doctor had
left any medicine for him. Moore pro
duced the leeches and said:
Yes, lots OF IL, and he told mo 30
give you two Of these when you awoke.
III he ----i II I know what they are. but
you've got 20 take EN-" with this he
compelled poor Pat 20 swallow one Of
the leeches. The effort almost killed
him. but he managed TO get tho thing
down some way and took big drink
of water TO take the taste out OF his
mouth. Moore then got another lcech
and insisted that Pat should take -
also. Pat looked at IL awhile and then
said:
No. Billy I'll dol. bad lncls IN II
but III not take another wan o. thits
things Anaconda STANDARD.
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HIS ONE DEFECT.
Ills Pedal EItrsmItIe. FAILED to Exactly
Coincide.


His Pedal EItrsmItIes Failed to Exactly
Coincide.
"Cassimere," exclaimed the despair
ing youth. has some other man fore
stalled me in your Affections"
"N-no"
do not come OF respectable fam
ily?"
''You do?"
Are not my habits irreproachable
They are?"
rs not my standing in society as
sured and satisfactory2'
cit is"
'Do not conduct myself before the
world in all respects as a man of honor
and integrity"
II think you do"
rs my present financial condition
unsatisfactory"
at is not"
'Do my business prospects orsfuturo.
expectations seem unpromising?'
Not at all"
Are your relatives prejudiced
against me?'
NO"
Have ! not always beer respectful
and considerate ia my conduct toward
you?"
You have"
Have ever seemed to you selfish or
parsimonious?"
Never"
Then. Cassimere, he said with fiery
vehemcnce. your scornful rejection OF
my suit is inexplicablel IL Is un.
deserved You have been trifiing with
me. j am entitled 20 know. at least, 20
what unfortunate circumstance or com
bination OF circumstances 1 ain indebt
ed for your cold refusal 20 regard me in
any other light than that OF a friend.
IL il my right 10 demand of you Cnssi-
mere Higgins. an explanation. Iawait
your answer"
William" said the young woman.
with infinite sadness your feet are
not mates!"-Chicago Tribune.
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stick shown. This comes down over Il
when the foot Is placed on the board A.
The two are connected by pin the
same as the foot of draw horse To
hold up the fork while placing q stick
for saving, IA notch must DO cut near
the top of one of the right hand legs 10
catch the board A. When "a stick is put
on the knee presses against the board,
throwing it out OF the notch, and il
falls, bringing down the fork over the
log. cul my wood feet long in the
forest, put IL on the sled and when mt
the pile work it up into stove length,
saving many chips With good saw
well set can cut off blocks IL inches
In diameter. With proper arrange
ments to save lifting, the work is easily
done. If one is not the strongest 1 be-
lieve In having wood cut in quantity
and dried year in advance. -. Eden,
N. l.. Homestead.
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ee shs Dencvclent Ola cesti-snHa K~sw
Jast uow - Treat IL

oe ths Dencvcient Ola centl-snnn KuSv
Jast now 81 Treat IL
There was woman ~ the Wabash
depot the other afternoon who walked
mp and down for long time with her
jaw In her hand. and who finally sat
down and shed tears until general at
tention was attracted to her. After
several ladies had. spoken 70 her and
fallen back. little old man who had
been rubbing the calf Of his right leg
To get tho rheumatism out, went over
and sat down beside her and aaked:
Lost your father. mother. husband
or any other close relation
mo cir" abe replied - abe wiped
her eyea
Husband bin abusia' yer
mo. air."
I've known husbands that have kept
their wivcs boo-hooinR half the time.
and ~ much out Of spite ~ anything
else. l helped tar aud feather such n
Teller once. and IL did him . power o.
good. Lost any money or any thing,"
mo. SIR"
'Clad % that. Last time wns In De-
troit lost n pillar-slip chuck full %
things. and my old woman hain't gos
over BLOWN about 10 yit Two allus
suspected that n cross-cyed man who
claimed 10 be n missionary stole thcm
things. I'm a-keepin my eye out for
him now, aud II find him he'll have
To talk mighty straight to satisfy me.
Non hain't runnin' away from your hus-
band. eh?"
mo. sir, have a bad tooth, aud
n ha. ..ht Co. - l. III r. -
"oh. that's III Wives do run away,
you know, and sometimes they can't be
blamed for IT, Jest plain toothachc. Is
it?"
Eyes. sir"
wall. we'll SEQ about that I've got
hollcr tooth that jumps on me once In
n while and so I go prepared Lots
nee what I've got"
Ho went over aud got his satchcl and
took from II some cotton, peppermint
parngoriS camphor. cinnamon csscncs
and two wooden toothpicks and con-
unued:
Jest help yourself. madam. and
there won't be no charge"
She accepted his offer. and In five
minutes the achc was gone and she was
profusc In her thanka
''oh. thnts all right" he replied an
he replaced the articles In his satchci.
II kinder suspected ut FIRST that you
had bin abused or was runnin' away,
and i didn't know jest how to handle
yc. II you'd hollored toothaohe nm
hour ago you needn't have suffered two
minutes. I'll be right over thar In
plain sight and NJ the first ache you
cnntcr right over after some more OF
the stuff and never mind no introduce.
ton. Detroit Free Press
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by far the dcepcst lake known In t.e
world Is Lake Bnikai. in Siberia II IL
In every way comparable with some OF
the great lakes OF America, for. while
Its area 10 only 1000 square milos. MAX
Ing IL much smaller than the thr.e
largest OF our five great lakes, and
about tho exact equal to Lake Eric In
superficial extent, its enormous depth.
1000 TO 5000 feet, makes the total vol.
umc OF its waters almost equal to those
OF Lake Superior. It's level Ia l, $50
feet above that OF the Pacific ocean,
but Notwithstanding, its bottom Is
more than 5000 feet below H. There
are many other deep lakes in tho world.
but 90 far BailSal takes the palm. Lake
Mnggoire Is 5000 feet deep. Lake Como
5000. and Lego di-Garda, another Ital-
tan lake. nearly 1000 feet I'm depth.
lake Constance averages about 200
feet, and Lakes Superior and Michigan
about 800 fcet--St Louis Republic
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HE WAS INCONSISTENT.
The Prisoner Detects Flaws In the Judge.
Reasoning.

The Prisoner Detects Flaws In the judges
Eessoning.
"Whatf' exclaimed "A Texas Justice
90 n colored culprit ''have you the au.
dacity 70 say you do not recognize this
pocketboolx2"
Yes, sab"
But It was found in your posses
sion
I'm my what-did-yer-say. ledger"
In your possession. This pocket
book was found In your pocket. sir"
'Jcdge You has d.1as tole two stories
about dat ar. Fust. yer said hit was
foun in my possession. aud den yer
lowed hit was foun' in mg pocket
Bofe dem yarns can't be true. ~ de
jcdgrs on de bench cant tell de troof
hits 30 wonder dat poor miserable
niggah like me am led nstrav"
Tho justice drew long breath. and
once more producing the pockctboOk
said:
"You denied just now that you had
ever seen this pocketbOok. now ask
you nga II you ever seen this pocket
book ncfore2
why. 81 course. lit am de snrne
one you showed me minute ago. Yer
must BE- losing yer mind, jedge"
demanded 20 Jail without baili--Tcx
as siftings.
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useeu, AND suoossrlvs.

To restore polish 10 old furniture
take one-fifth kerosene to four-fifths
tinsecd oil: boil for one hour, apply
with soft brush or cloth
-Earthern aud stonewars Jars or
crooks should be filed with cold water
and put over slow firs and allowed to
come to boil once ar twice before us-
ing To cook in.
Popcorn Candy-Bol one cupful of
sugar with half . cupful of water and
one teaspoonful of butter; cook until
II threads and stir in two quarts OF pop
corn. mix we'll and make in ballA -
Farm and Frcside
delicious Cream Muffina beat the
whites and yolks of four eGgs separate
ly. Mix in half . pint of cream and an
ounce Of butter. Add slowly one pint
of -four. pour In muffin. ringA and bake
very quickly.
-Tablecloths break frat In the mid.
timcs expedient to transfer 70 such =
place center cut from an old napkin
and TO darn the edges without turning
Such patch can not be noticed IL IL il
neatly done, and IL Is worth while saw
ing good cloth.
Sweet Potatoes Boil some sweet
potatoes, pare them and cut In shapes
like the carpets OF an orange; lay them
In dish drop bits OF butter over them
with n liberal hand. sprinkle with
brown sugar and cinnamon. dredge q
little flour over add . few spoonfuls
OF hot water and bake brown In quick
oven They are simply delicious -
American Agricultural
-Sousc. Clean, and scrapc the pigs
feet aud ears; cover them with salt and
water. and let them stand for two days:
then turn this water of and cover
again with clean salt and water;t let
them stand two days longer. then boil
about two hours in clean water; when
cold. split them. and pour over them
boiling vinegar in which there has been
thrown \ few whole cloves, a piece of
stick cinnamon and handful of salt;
they will be ready for use In twenty
fours -Boston Herald.
Spanish stew This Ia an excellent
way To use up tough cold beef Take
two or three pounds of cold meat and
cut IL into small pieces, put In a
stew-pnn with can Of tomatoes, two
five or six sticks of maccaroni broken
in small pieces Cover the stew-pan
and cook until the meat is reduced 70
shreds. which will be for three or four
hours II the gravy hollis away add
boiling water enough 10 make IL the
required thickness; season highly be.
fore serving. Household Monthly.
Apple Pot Pie. Pare and slice some
apples, line pot with paste, put In a
layer OF apples and some sugar, and
then another layer of apples and sugar
! until the vessel 10 filled. Pour ~
little water aud cover the top with
paste. leave little opening In tho cen.
ter to allow the steam To escape. Hang
the pot over n slow fire, or set IL In tho
oven When the paste and apples are
done, dish 1t with the side crust at the
bottom of the dish. and apples over 4,
and upper crust on top; eat IL hot with
sweat cream or sauce. Detroit Free
Press
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TO ExTERMINATE RATS.

How Ono Farmer Cleared His Barn of
Rodent fntruders.
have succeeded admirably in rid
ding my barn of rats and mice by mnlS-
ing flue about sixteen feet long, two
inches high by three wide, of unplaned
timber. To enter which at either end
the rats have the best possible chance
A peek-hole in the side of the barn
ranges with the center of this fiue. In
the other side OF the barn. also in range.
Is n pane of glass. Looking into this
peek-hole the form of anything in the
trap is shown against the light, when
shove rod that closes both ends of the
Hue. Placing cage at one end push
follower through the fiue that com
pels the rat to enter the cage, which
being closed at the end next the fol-
lower the rat is prisoner. He can now
&c drowned.
The advantages of this trap are th Mt
any rat that comes to my place is sure
to get into IL, as rats have a natural
liking for such places. He is soon taken
out prisoner without being hurt No
squcaling, no blood. no disturbances.
nothing To alarm the rats IL there are
any about They think their fellow
has gone visiting or exploring and enter
the .rap as freely as before.
This trap has been i'm my barn twelve
years and is as useful as at first II
IL caught rats automatically its useful
ness would have played out in two
weeks
The fue must not be much larger
than the size given. Rats can pass each
other in that, and they viii not lounge,
doze. nix or quarre1 in place that
caSs can enter.
Have similar trap on the floor OF
corn-crib running its whole length.
This trap has two holes in the top TO
enable the rats TO get up into the corn
try to make them happy and make
things inviting and convenient for
them. When the end doors OF this trap
arc closed the two holes in the top are
also closed. so there is no scape.
The peek-holes are where am often
passing, so it costs nothing 60 look into
the traps.
Farmers boys can exercise their in.
genuity in making these traps; there
is no patent in the way. There must
be no appearance OF trapping machin-
cry In sight. for the rats will not
come into your parlor" II they mis-
trust any triclsery. Weather beaten
boards are the best.-B A. Raboo. ia
Farm, FIELD and StOclsman
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ROADSIDE oRchARps.


WIZ FArusrs should Plant Fr~is rr>>s
Wherever Posslble.
That residents OF towns and cities
have fruits Of the seasons in rr~ntx,~
measure than the average tiller OF the
soil Ii fact proving that however
much may have been said or written ON
the subject of fruit production for the
farmers table. rs . class we still need
"line upon line" that we may enjoy in
higher sense the opportunities await
ing us The pleasure derived from
watching the growth and the fruita9s
OF the different varieties il = delight
that the uninterested know not OF. A
marvel of productivencss Is the yellow
transparent apple, n tree Of which
fruited the hrst time on my grounds
last seasou. The clear white skin be-
comes pale yellow when mature; ncsh
crisp, tender aud juicy. moderately
acid; ripens about the last of AIguft,
truly . valuable acquisition. Primasc,
ripe about the same time, 10 another
excellent variety. Sufficiently sour for
cooking. IL In also much esteemed for
eating out OF hand; very productive and
hardy; should have a place in every
collection OF early apples The old
~>'' y "A'e>s octouSS with tho carly
sour sorts; its merits arc well and
widely known. The old-time swee,
bough. early straw berry and golden
sweet arc worthy of attention, all
ripcning little later than the forego-
ing. form succession of early apples
that afford pleasurable satisfaction "a
those having exercised the proper fore.
thought l have trees of all OF the
above Except the first) planted by the
roadside; vigorous and productive; Of
easy access TO the dwelling; also many
of the later fall aud winter varieties
All together give notable reward in q
financial way, As farm characterization
they are unique and cheerful. and they
afford to the passcr-by the opportunity
10 test the eating qualities of fruit sc
conveniently near-a shared bounty o.
OF which all nrc made welcome pnrtals
ers. and even expected To participate
as present pleasure, incentive to- HON.
planting. and to foster. perchnnce. du.
gratitude to Him from whom cometl
every perfect gift-N. Y. Tribune.
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sewsshs.g u PSsss<~i>r.
Talent, cultivated or uncuitivated. 70
- 10 only Of average quality. 10 imam
eiaiiy of LITTLE value IL becomes OF
value whom ID 10 above the average. and
its value thon will he found 70 increase
In g~ometricsl rather than IN arith-
mesieni progrcssion- lite In this reapect
like diamonds or pearls the relative
values OF large and ANAL being out of
al proportion to size. every increase In
sske adding 70 the price Ia much great
or ratio, until. like the Koh-i-noor and
other historical gemA they become of
almost priceless value. No 10 IL with
talent and skill A man may have .
talent for music, and may haze be-
allowed upon 10 considerable cultivation
Up 70 point IL will only afford rccrea-
ton 70 himself and pleasure IN his
fricndA aud NJ the same time be of
very little market value, even though =
not very wide gulf divides him from
professionals receiving fabulous sums
for their services
Special professional skill or knowi-
edge has proportionAily very much
greater value than average knowledge.
In Professions itke those Of law and
medicine. there IL 40 much ground 70
cover and 80 much knowledge Ia nc
quirc that IL ls almost impossible in n
lifetime to master every branch OF the
study. aud To keep pace with the new
nets. judicial Interpretations. or medical
discoveries which each year produces
To attempt tn master the whole would
usually result In general knowledge
and skill of only average quality IL Ia
the specialist who makea n reputation
and fortune The great secret OF
professional success 10 TO possess some
branch Of tho skill or knowledge In q
greater degree than the average OF
those In tho profession. and II possible
beyond NIL otherx IL In better for the
individual. aud certainly better for
humanity. this. Z medical man. for in
stance. should devote himself heart aud
soul To the investigation aud study OF
some particular form OF disease, and
thereby add to proc xisting knowledge.
and bc himself in request because Of
special skill.
IL goes without saying that those
who have natural talents and eduoa-
ton have an advantage over those who
have not other things being equal II
In because other things are not equal
that mon OF education sometimes fail
To succeed. and arc pushed aside In tho
race of life by others whose scanty In
formation and moderate attachments
compensated for by energy, discretion.
and self-asscrtion. National Review.