New-York tribune. [volume] (New York [N.Y.]) 1866-1924, 1892-04-07
THE TALK OF The DAP,

CO po,.r, Iou,s Stevenson NAV become King Of
samoa OF course It would be n good thing for
Samoa but It would be somewhat OF conledo"h ioe
the brilliant novelist. We fancy, however. that tho
King business would be simply an avocauon WIN
him. while he would continue TO make romance writing
his vocation as usual. Moreover. If he were King,
his books would be especially popular with those VII"
are I'm tho habit Of milling at eree monarchles ~ie,
on the other hand those who believe In Kings "oua
admire them on principle 1t Is big scheme ana II
would not be surprising II the canny Robert WORKED
II.
That's Different Incorruptlble Statesman-l ten
iobbyist-But We intend TO take you into this one.
IN n general way am sim opposed to them. II
ind however on nvestigation that me f com M
rry !" you pubic policy. why, then Of course
CIhc rest In a whisperl-tChicago Tribune.
During the recent cyclone in Kansas COW was
lifted from the ground carried TO the top OF a house
and deposited on the angle Of the roof. where she
could neither fall nor be taken down. 80 thcy mao
TO 20 up on the roof and kill her.
awho is that lorg -haired young fellow who seems
10 have nothing to do - inquired the casual stranger.
That's poet said the squire TOWN e arp IN
works published = Amt been published Hes
arranged have 'em printed arter he's dead mat
why tryin' 10 keep him awe long We
can indianapolis Journal.
.Boys., asked the young Sunday teacher,
Z. IL we don't do what Is right. what shall we get''
Lett was the prompt answer, In chorus
ayes, that's right replied the teacher determineo
10 make the best OF the unexpected answer
THE "TA-RARA" BOOM.
am shrouded in impenetIabe gloom,desy r
For feel I'm being driven 20 my doom-deay'
By aggravatine dttv,
Which don't consider witty.
And they call the horld thing "Iarara-poonl-dcay'
y CLERK S1s and ree crSng sweep with boomdeay
Makes my nervous ;n. o system StI,n,i SriS'ie
That atrocious and absurd Tara -ra-boom-de'ay
And deny myself TO all-no matter whomdeay-
For dread creature coming
May assume the fatal form "Iarara-boom-deay''
on. fear that when the summer roses bloom,de-ay,
You will read upon wellappointed tomb-de'ay-
Influenza never nckd him,
But he fell IN easy victim
To that universal Socurge-1a III ra- boom de ay'
-(London Punch
In a Hartford clothing store window plaoard re'
Gently appeared reading; ANY pant in this window
ST. But stin more absurd use Of this ignobe word
is reported from Buffalo where merchant announces:
Any pantsing in this window, So
Unfortunate Harkinson.-Mr. Haukinson-Here are
SOM chocolate creams johnny. Do You think Miss
Irene Will be down soon
Johnny after slowing them away securalyl-leS,
siS'n be down purity soon reckon. l wish It was
you Mr.. ianhnson. SIS was Goln' to marry, Instead
of that stingy old Snagsford.-(Chicago Tribune.
They have an easy and patrarchal way OF settling
n difficulty in Central America. according to The
Panama star and Herald Two prisoners Francisco
Briones Gamboa and Victor IIigucra implicated
I'm A murder al Guara. The Guayaqul court. being
unable 10 fix the relative guilt OF either passed tho
following sentence: They shall draw lots and the
ono favored by chance shall not be executed and
shall have his sentence committed TO that Of I'm.
pr ,onment for life which sentence he shall in
the prison of the capital of the Republic. and after
being present the execution OF the other murierer'
Mr. Snaggle (snappishlyl-Dont be correcting that
boy always, sarah Let nature take its course WONT
YOU -
Mrs Snaggle Qayirg aside the shingel-I'l DO
nothing OF the sort. Mr. Snaggle. don't intend that
any woman shall have such husband I've got,
can preve.I it.-(Detroit Free Press.
Do you like the dinner. John - anxiously ashe3
his wife. cooked it all by myself" fe-es,'
said john trying TO be kind and truthful at once
misprints In the cookbook you uSc.'
AS a Substitutc-It sunday morning. Tho
BOSTON Young who on visit to her
Western relatives spoke 10 her aunt In II supduca
Boston voice appropriate 10 the day. -.
" Amt Rachel she said, -" nave You volume OK
Emerson I'm your library ~ -.
" am sorry To say. Waldonia" RESPONDED AUNT
Rachel. that we have not . 49,
Then | will read few chapters from the writings
OF solomon said the young woman. taking dowu
tho family Bible with II sigh OF mild disappoh"
ment.-(Chcago Tribune.