The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-21

you want. It isn't bad bowl of soup that
costs cents, and as for your CLAIMS you pay
for them as you take them, a penny piece,
and the pile Of shells in front of you proves
the extent OF your appetite and the pro-
prietor's profit You may yearn for fish or
beef; the prices are low, but the taste is
high, so l do not advise them. Instead,
choose a sausage; that kind Of long, thin
sausage which Is cooked by being dipped 10
hot water; after this you have an ear OF
corn, and then for 8 cents you can get what
is called ice cream, but, between you and
me, IL is not as good as hoky-poky.
HOW THE NEwsBoY DIMES.
The real table d'hote of New York, IL
however, found down near city hall; it
doesn't last from 6 to s, but begins about 8
and goes the night through. Its richness and
tsstefulness depends entirely upon the
amount Of money possessed by the small
boy who has yelled what the evening papers
contain until his stomach Is a bowling
vacuum. He wants hot corn with butter
and pepper and salt on il; he wants hot
sausage put In a roll, and, most of all. he
wants hoky-poey ice cream. he has .gos
to count up his bank account before
he can decide just what he will
have, but when be gets it, oh, how be
enjoys itl II any physician in New York
could give US an appetite like that we would
pay every golden ducat we had for it. His
teeth set firmly In the corn until there is not
a grain OF 1t left, he chews the sausage and
the hard bread with keen delight that patio
de fol gras at Delmonico never gave; he
licks the hoky-poky ice cream with gusto
unknown to the consumer OF any mixture
OF fruits favored with maraschino Then
he turns over and goes to sleep. He is abso-
lutely happy. He has had a table d'hote
dinner such as you or could never get be-
cause we would not bring 10 il that great
pick-me-up, a wonderful appetite that re-
suits from hard work.
THE SECRET OF A HAPPY HOME.
These are some of the table d'hotes in
New York; each is interesting, aud each is
different, and yet they all teach the same
lesson. And that is: That when women
learn 60 give good dinners at home, 20 bring
their friends about them, to make the
breaking Of the bread and the giving of the
salt a part of the hospitality, more men will
stay home and fewer wives will be neg
lected. If, as the Chinese say, the soul is
situated 10 the stomach, don't you think,
my friend, that you and l ought to appeal
to the soull DON'T you think that a woman
ought to give the very besE dinner she can
to the man she lovesI
TO MAKE A MAN LOVE you.
know 1t sounds material to say that, but
then man himself is material and women
also. Anu IL pl6dShub Aibblc uluueT Will
make him love you more, what q consum-
mate fool you are not to give IL TO him. He
likes to see you looking pretty, of course,
but he likes good dinner to accompany that
prettiness There has been an old joke
about chow mother cooked" Well, GER
Eainly, il mother cooks for her children
30 that 1t pleases them, wife ought to cook
for her husband, or at least, see that the
cooking Is done. SO that It gives pleasure to
his soul, or his stomach. like a good din
ner, don't youf l like 30 be with somebody
I'm fond Of, and linger over the dishes and
talk, and when we get up suddenly and
think IL Ia 8 o'clock, behold it Is 10l You
see all the troubles Of the day are over
il is mans resting time, and he wants to be
by the woman he is fond of, and he wants
to have a good dinner, and then he wants to
say, THAT was very nice bird; my dear
est how pretty you look"
THE RIGHT WAY IN THINGS.
IL Is human nature; the good God made
men with sppettes, and the women to cater
to them. Do you know / haven't much
cooke There is something wrong With her !;
either she don't know how to manage the
establishment. or she don't want to, and q
woman can do anything she wants to-if
she goes about it In the right way.
She can keep her woman friends IL she Is
honest and true with them-that's the right
way.
She can control the kitchen If she makes
the cook understand she Ia the mistress
that's the right way.
She can make man love her, if she is
just herself aud hasn't got nasty temper
that's the right way.
She can write book If she is mistress of
good English and has vivid imagination
that's the right way.
She can make good actress If she has the
mimic power and her head doesn't grow too
large-that's the right way.
She can make good mother If she trains
her children 10 the way they should go and
spares the rod-thAt's the right way.
She can be frst-class typewriter IL she
pays attention to her business and doesn't
mind being corrected once and awhile
that's the right way.
She can do anything she wants II she
goes about it 10 the right way. She can
even control the blue pencil of an editor.
And that Is a pretty difficult thing to do.
But will she can do IL If she goes about it
In the right way. Bah.