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St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1892-02-11
MAINE CENTRAL R. R.

Through the White Mountains
To Lancaster Colebrook, North Conway.
Boston, Portland, Lewiston, Bangor. Bar
Harbor and ST. John.
On and after Nov. 80, 1891.
Train leaving St. Johnsbury at 2.4O p m.
connects at Quebec juno with train for Lam
caster and by waiting a short time with
through train for North Stratford, Colebrook
and Beecher Falls.
Trains Leave
ST. Johnsbury % am. 24O pm.
Lunenburg 4.35 335
FabyanS 5.27 4.25
Trains Arrive
No. Conway 7.O2 am, $50 pm.
Boston los pm,
Portland 9.3O am. 500 p
Lewiston 2.2S pm, lbs am.
Bangor 6.3Op.m., sos
Bar Harbor 9.25 1915
ST. John 5.35 am, As pm.
Trains arrive at ST. Johnsbury from Boston.
Portland, Lewiston, Augusta, North Con-
way and White Mountain resorts 2.3s p: M,
and 1910 p. n. From Bangor, Bar Harbor,
Boston and all points east 1O.1Op
PAYSON TUCKER, V. P. & Gen. Mgr.
F. E. BOOTHBY. G. P. & T. A
Nov 20. 1891
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1892-02-11
Good fitting Garments
all men want.

We are making better
OVerCOatS and listers
for less money than
you can buy them
elsewhere in town.
St. Johnsbury Caledonian. [volume] (St. Johnsbury, Vt.) 1867-1919, 1892-02-11
CONCORD & MONTREAL R. R.
October, 5, 1891.
Passenger Service
from St. JOhnSbury.

For Woodsville, Plymouth, Laconia, Til
ton, Concord. Manchester. Nashua, Lowell
and Boston, LAO (ex.), COG a.. m, 2. 81 (ex.)
p. Arrive Boston sos a. m, -o5, S.55
D. M
Sundays 1 40 a. m, arrive Boston 8 .O5 am
The 40 a. m train daily has through
sleeping The 2. "a p. train has through
parlor cars.
For St. Johnsbury via Plymouth and Wells
River.
Leave Boston 900 (ex.) a. M, 100, us
(ex.l p. m: Sundays us p. m:
Leave Lowell 9.45 (eX.) a m, LAY, 7.5S
(ex:l p: m. sundays 7.5s p. m.
Leave Nashua Jc. 1915 (ex.) a. m, 2.13, $50
(ex.) p. Sundays $50 p.
Leave Manchester 1O.45 (ex) a. M, 2.44.
900 (ex.) p. m Sundays 900 p. m.
Leave Concord Ills (ex.) a. M, $50, $40
(ex.) p. m. Sundays $40 p.
Arr. st. Johnsbury $40, 7.55 pm, II a. IN.
The a. m. train from Boston has through
parlor car. The us p. m train daily has
through sleeping cars.
7. A. MacKINNON, w. A. STOWELL.
Gen. Manager. Acting Supt
F. E. BROWN. G. P. and T. A.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1892-12-02
IMMENSE SCHEMES.
Railways to sc Built to Develop Pre-
ties IA Wyoming.

ties o. Wyoming.
CHICAGO, Nov. 2a--Ex-Gov. Campbell
Of Ohio; VIM. Allen, II. J. Deanne, Ar
thur IL Townsend. George Greene. al
OF New York city; John Weir, Of wyo
ming, and Chas. J. Barnes, OF Chicago
Sunday formed themselves into com
pany, with n capital of $1,000. 900. fol
the development of a vast quantity oil
property Ia various portions of wyo.
ming. The object of the company as de-
clared by the agreement and articles OF
Incorporation. are to build two railroad,
TO develop the soda lakes, which ar,
owned by Mr.. Weir, and are producing
every kind of soda for which use can b,
found; the irrigation Of sixty thousand
acres of land; the opening up OF ter
thousand acres Of coal and six thousauc
acres of iron land. One railroad
OF which q survey has ALREADY
been made, will run from Caspal
10 Hanna, q distance OF 129 miles
Its course viii be through the
valley of the Sweetwater. The Other
road viii run from Johnston to the
crossing OF the Northern Pacific AM
the Big Horn river. distance of three
hundred miles The land TO be irrigat
ed is contiguous TO Johnston. The coal
and iron lands arc in the Seminole val
ley, west Of the Platte river. The who'll
cost involved will be about ei2. 200, ooC
at the lowest possible estimate. The
smaller railroad will be finished In
about year, and the remaining worl,
will be brought 10 . termination q
speedily as possible
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1892-12-02
CHICAoO's HIaHwAYMAN.


H Oeeuaee ee~v - CkvaAssa.s@unA noho
Litsie chiidrea sad Kvsn PoIicensr.
CHICAGO. Nov. 2g.--The mounted
highwayman who created trouble AT
the north end Of the city last week has
transferred himself to Clyde, Berwyn
and Riverside suburbs, In the south.
western part Of Chicago Out there
the lone bandit has taken COM
plete possession of the roads, and
poverty smites every man who
meets him. Monday the police met
him, and he robbed the police. Monday
morning he met ten-year-old boy. and
made him give up fifty cents. Then he
came in contact with another boy, who
did not have a cent, and he allowed this
youngs,er TO GO after turning his peck.
cts inside out Next ]. NJ. Meyers, OF
the town of Lyons, paid two dollars for
the privilege 10 keep on living. Fred.
erick Sellers and Frederick Crow. OF
Riverside, drove up behind q
horseman whom they had never
seen before, and IL cost them
~. so. The robber wheeled his horse
across the road In front Of them. and
compelled them TO give up what they
had by threatening them with n re-
volver. John Keefe, a policeman, and
William Ryan, were the next TO meet
trouble. Ryan lost ti.6O, but he would
have lost more II he had had IL. Keefc
had no money. but he lost his revolver
and his reputation, which was all he
carried with him at the time
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1892-12-02
Fatally Wound ID In a Duel.

EVANSVILLE, Ind, Nov. 80 Officer
Michael Kelly, of the police force, re
ceived n message Monday evening sum
moning him 10 the bedside of hi:
brother. John Kelly, at Francisco, Ind.
The only particulars learned were tina,
Monday afternoon, Louis Watkins,
n colored man, and John Kelly fought
q duel with repeating shotguns. Kelly's
gun missed IRE, and Watkins fred a load
of buckshot into Kelly's bowels Both
men were drinking. The wounded man
can not recover.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1892-12-02

sALrifLo. Mex, Nov. % -IIon. Joe
Pancoe. the Jefc Politico, or mayor. OF
the town Of Artcaga, about forty miles
southeast Of this city. arrived here Sun.
day morning after q ton hours hard
ride across the rough mountains
He relates thrilling story Of nm &C.
cidcnt that occurred at Arteaga satur-
day. and the object Of his visit was to
secure medical aid for the unfortunate
victifnA IN
The matador, or slayer of the bulls,
was 10 be Manuel Lopez, Q daring Myx.
lean vsquer1 Al 4 p. m. there ~rs
about $500 spectators In the anphi'
theater ssound the arena
Tho bsndcrillos and matadofs took
E1hsx placae end ~ bplla vsrv ttprned
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1892-12-02
INCOME TAX
strongly Favored by Congressman uol-
msn-Tarin for Revenue with Free
sugar.

Strongly Favored by Consressman uoi.
man-Tarin for Revenue with Free
sugar.
WAsHISaToN, Nov. 60 -Mr. Holman,
the "Objector," Is In the city, and has
begun the work OF making up his OPP
preparation bills lie has many ideas
for economy, and he says he intends to
put them in practice, and only allow
absolutely necessary items put into tho
ar preparation bills under his care lie
does not share the opinion of other
democrats that the treasury Ia bankrupt
and says that condition does not APP
pear TO confront us now. ] am not pre-
pared to say that there will be deficit
that will demand an extra session
OF congress see by the papers that
there will be. perhaps, s25, 900. 900 In tho
treasury that will be available, outside
Of the eic0. 900, 600 of reserve II this
coming session reduces expenditures, as
] believe II will, that amount together
with revenues, will run the government
until the end Of the fiscal year There
will probably be falling of In the
revenues, for We can hardly hope that
they will rxceed esuNG0o 80, O0gth4e
end the es5. ooo, 900 should be sufficient
for the legitimate expenses Of the gov.
eminent"
Among the principal measures 10 be
discussed in the house this winter. Mr..
Holman thinks. the question of an in.
come tax will lead.
IAN income tax Ii a very popular
measure In Ohio and Indiana, and. in
deed. throughout the entire west" he
said. There are many potent reasons
why II Is being SO widely considered at
the present time. The people, especial
ly Of the west, believe the wealth OF
the country is interested In the lavish
expenditure of money. They see that
unless you interest the wealth OF tho
country In behalf of economy there
will be no mitigation of the evils
Of extravaganza. by interesting them
you create new motives tending to fru-
gality. A fair. judicious. wholesome
income tax will do this as nothing else
can. Such tax will be wholesome,
because 1t will interest the very men to
demand a frugal expenditure Of the
public money who are now arraycd on
the side Of extravaganza I do not
think that we should levy an income
tax 10 pay the pension bills or any other
special expenditures, but that IL should
be levied rs n fair and equitable means
Of raising money to pay . portion OF
the general cost OF operating the gov
ernment
Mr. Holman does not think the navy
will get much show this session and
says that diplomacy Is our weapon Of
war and adds:
eve do not need navy. A largo
navy is dangerous Diplomacy Is our
weapon.
Mr.. Holman does not think an extra
session necessary, and sums up to his
idea OF what Is needed as follows: II
favor q tariff for revenue only, except
sugar, which should be on the free list;
a radical reduction In public expendi.
lures and the passage Of wholesome
income tax law
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1892-12-02
Lizzie isorden's Chances.

TAUNTON, Macs. Nov. 2s-The i'm
preston prevails that the grand jury
will not indict Lizzie Borden for the
murder Of her father, Andrew Borden,
but the public Is no more certain of this
than IL was when the first case went
into the hands of the jury, only by in
ference, since no member of that body
has expressed himself in any way 1t
is felt that the attorney general realizes
that 1t would be better for all conccrn-
cd to make no error Of Judgment now,
even at the risk OF conjuring up false
appearances and to place Miss borden
in position where she will not he be-
yond the reach OF Justice.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1892-12-02
The Carolina Ia tx Ia. Case.

COLUMBIA, S. c.. Nov Ex-senator
Evans, lead,- of the administration
forces in the legislature, Monday intro
duced in the senate bill the effect of
which win be to interpret the statutes
according to the view taken by
the Tillman administration last spring
in the bank tax case, which was
one of the chief issues Of the recent
state canvass between Gov Tillman and
his opponents. There are sensational
features attached TO the bin virtually
Declaring that the supreme courts in
depreciation of the law was capricious
and political.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1892-12-02
lRRgsponslnlg cARpEas.
Repubiican sore Heads Predicting FSssn.
cial Hu}o.

Republican Sore Heads Predicting Finons
cial Ruin.
There is already the same outcrop.
ping Of republicans who declare THAI
their business will be ruined or that
they must abandon projected new en-
terprises ms follower the election of
Cleveland in 1854. We have Just few
words to say to those VINO may Be dis
posed to adopt this form Of expressing
their partisanship after IL has ceased 70
have any weight.
This class Of men Is made up Of two
species: First. those who are financially
unsound at any ratio, and are looking
about for some one else upon whom
TO charge the probable consequences
of their own incapacity or shiftless-
ness. Many of this kind declared four
years ago that n Cleveland were
elected their business would be ruined.
Harrison was elected. and these sneu
became bankrupt just the came.
They sought TO saddle on the dem.
ocratic party responsibility which
events placed precisely where II
belonged, upon themselves We pre.
sumo that large number. Of this
(ktpd a Wep Will seek 70 dodge the con,
tGDVnG1 k<e3 81 tlIe1f Uus4ue1s< 49, ~
triebs in the sanse fashion.s Thy IN
bc~o more successful now 10 deiud1ni
f<he pifvse than they were four year.
ag">A sec>sd species is made up Of
these wss.will l~s ont. those plaintivs
walls now. nd whe~orosperity comes
to them during NE ne " sour years. az
it did after 1884, wifflspse rv~sked into
silence. 1t is possible that ts~re IL
still third species. made ct ths.e
who were encouraged by the Mckinley
tariff to believe that a republican vic
tory would give them some privilege OF
getting rich through the abuse of the
taxing power. The schemes enter
tanned by such must be abandoned, TO-
1t was against them especially that tn,
! popular verdict was rendered.
Z New mills and factories will be erect
ed in abundance by enterprising, finan
; cially sound and self-reliant men
: Those who do not belong TO this elias
must be left to nurse their sore head
: and get such comfort as they may on
of charging upon Cleveland the effect
| of their own deficiencies. Albany Ar
Z gus
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1892-12-02

WASHINGTON. Nov 29.--The court of
claims gave decision favorable to the
Pacific Mail Steamship Co, in its suit
against the United States TO recover
tt7s. 5s3 additional compensation for the
ccc-eysrce from October s. 1873. to
September %. 1883. OF mails From San
Francisco to New Zealand, New South
Wales, Queensland and Victoria-oth-
orwise tho Australian Colonies" upon
the ground that the company has not
been paid the full sea postage ON the
letters, and has been paid nothing On
the other articles contained in the mails
referred TO-
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1892-12-02
DYNAMITE USED.
The First National Bank OF Liberty
Missouri, Robbed.
The Bank Almost Completely Quilted
Thousands Of Dollars ieisg Carried
On-rhe Thieves steal Horses and =
Carriage and Make Their Escape.

LfBERTY, Mo-, Nov. 2S -Expers
cracksmen, with the use Of tools. dynar
mite and the latest-approved tools, suc'
ceeded In cracking the big safe OF the
First national bank, of this city, and -
curing sum OF money. which, though
It can not be fixed definitely. owing 70
the extreme rcticence Of the ofiicisls OF
the bank, Is variously estimated ut from
eii 900 TO $4,000.
The burglars were scared away b.
fore they had completed their work,
and did not get into the reserve vault
of the safe, In which was 900 more
principally in gold. They had dynamite
and fuse attached 70 thiA but. tor
some unknown reason. fied without
tonching y OF = -. !. q
Tne nrss Suu.eso q NJ -rcsc
came at 1880 o'clock sunday nornin9s
when County Treasurer kiicy, who nss
an Office In the building ADJOINING Inc
bank. went TO ms once. When nc en-.
tered the room he saw that the wall OF
the building was caving IN, and on In.
vestigation he found that there had
been terrinc explosion In the oank'
which had almost wrecked both
buildings. lie at once gave an
alarm, and upon search II was learned
That burglars had been NJ WORK
successfully IN the oank. Ihey had
entered the oank oy means OF skeleton
Keys winch had opened the BACK door
ana another leaaing 10 tne room IN
which was the vault Ihey then
drilled holes through the outer door OF
the vault and with charge OF powder
blew out the time lock winch had been
set to open on MONDAY morning. inside
this was q steel door 70 the burglar
PROOF compartment Inc only money
known to be outside OF TINS door was
$500
They used dynamite TO AFFECT nm en-
trance through the second door. They
must have used terrific charge, for the
heavy steel door was SO completely
blown to pieces that not even q good
sized piece of IT had been found
This gave the burglars access to all
the money which the bank had In cir
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1892-12-02
Attempt TO wreck . Trair,

LIMA, O.. Ncv. 2s.--A dastardly at.
tempt was made TO wreck south bound
passenger train No. I, due on the Cincin.
natl. Hamilton 4 Dayton road at Lims,
at 9:soa. m. Saturday. While speeding
along just north OF Lima the train
crashed into pile Of ties which had
been placed across the rails The engi'
neer did not discover the obstruction In
time 10 stop, hut fortunately the pilot
hurled them clear Of the rails, and the
train came safely on to Lima. The tics
were placed on the track with the in.
tcntion of wrecking the train.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1892-12-02
The Nav Peruvian Minister.

VALPARAISO, Nov. go. The appoint.
ment Of Canavero, by Peru, us minister
to the United States is regarded by
CHILEAN officials ms an attempt on the
part of Peru TO endeavor to enlist the
sympathy of the United States to pre-
vent any dispute with Chill.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1892-12-02
Ros. and neLuckle surrender 70 N. sh,rIa

PIrrsBuRen, Pa, Nov. 29.-Hugh
Ross and ex-Burgess John McLuckie.
the Homestead strike leaders who have
been missing ever since the charges of
murder and treason were preferred
against them, returned TO the city Mon
day and surrendered to the sheriff
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1892-12-02
Goy. Russell.. plnrnlity.

BosroN, Nov. 2s-The recount at the
state house shows Gov VIM. f. Russell
is elected with plurality of 2,Gsd The
plurality of Roger Wolcott, republican,
for ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS over James y
Carroll, dtinoerat, is . 963.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1892-12-02
Blaine o,.tluE Alonx Nicely.

WAsnISaroS, Nov. 20--James q.
Blaine, IT,, said Monday evening;
Father Is doing nicely. lie was up
again to-day and moving around the
room We are very much pleased With
the progress Of his recovery
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1892-12-02
Barley win Plead Insanity

DAVENPORT, To-, Nov. 29--The line OF
defense OF Geo. ]. Bagley, who robbed
the United States Express Co. OF $780,.
900. is tolerably certain TO be insanity.
Judge Rotherock, Of the Iowa supreme
court, has set that movement we'll ON
foot attorneys are collecting all pos.
sible evidence In that direction. Bag.
ley was TO have been called to plead
Monday, but this has been deferred till
Thursday
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1892-12-02
Indian Rtata Rank

BRUSSELS, Nov. est is rumored
here that the British Indian govern
ment proposes to establish state bank
in India with a large capital and note
circulation. The object In establishing
the bank, IL Is said, Is to facilitate state
remittances and to abolish the sales Of
India hills
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1892-12-02

FRANKFORT Ky., Nov. 2s-The last
election returns from the counties cam.
10 the secretary Of states Off - sunday
The figures show for the Cleveland cleo
tors, IT'S, 424; republican, 49,, iso;
peoples party electors, 1885, proh'e:'
ton electors, 6,Sss--a total vote OF sto,'
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1892-12-02
Nov m ,nts Of Nlhllists

ST PETERSBURG, Nov. 90. The Nj
hilists are trying to stir up the volga
peasantry by means Of pamphlets and
letters 20 revolt against the govern
ment The police have been instructed
to suppress any insurrectionary at
tAmpts
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1892-12-02
Entrants comp,ll.d 70 swear

QUEENSTOWN. Nov. 20-In accordance
with the new emigration laws of the
United States, all of the emigrapts
booked for passage In the Cunard steam.
ship Aarania took an oath before o
magistrate Monday that they were go
ing to Join relatives In America.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1892-12-02
Treaties Of Commsrcs

Madrid. Nov. ss.-~-At cabinet meet
ing, the queen regent presiding, the
premier, Senior Canovas del Castillo, an
ronneed that treaties of commerce had
been concluded with Sweden and Nor
way, Holland, Denmark. Switzerland
and portugal
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1892-12-02
Rusaiana IN INV Ruv..

ST. PETERSBURG, Nov. 2s-The ear
has ordered the minister Of finance to
purchase sugar abroad to sell Ia Russia
whenever white Russian crystals at tho
southwest stations exceed In price 0
roubles 10 kopees per pound.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1892-12-02

The republicans may still stick to
It that the tariff Is not tax, but they
do not deny that it is heavy burden
in campaign. Louisville Courier
Journal,
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1892-12-02
A BULL FIGHT.
Tho Matador Plunged His Sword
Into Ono OF Thorn.

The Believing stampede. the Other Thrss
The Hsrricsdes dive Way. aud, Buils
ard Spectators become MIXED 'Ons
Person Killed and Tea Injured.
The Hickman courier. [volume] (Hickman, Ky.) 1859-current, 1892-12-02
|sey is QUIET.

tty is QUIET.
~ tshave Seen counted,
~ bats DER,
- o-tof protection will
q = u more
IN Uolst< d monop1y
~ 1rirsn away.
~ 't'am Mckinley
? <4 holAing 10 say. "
- 1pusfsy has risen
eest % It's chains,
oe from its thraildom,
4. Il. lseors and pains;
~ BED ont from the darkness
~ i. - * iHso the day,
(. III william Mckinley
\ 91pthing TO say"
)PCsliiornia
"a I'D tidings come;
Sises lis answer
3. q Pc and with drum
n(1hwest uprising
I, Elkins and Quay,
~ Ham Mckinley
TX Ehlng 10 say"
1n's great prophet
ocdiDs alone:
10 lips there iutters
~ Ykbreaking moan.
- , ~ kneels beside him,
4 4es "Letu Us pray"
lliari Mckinley
a "A eiax, ~ - -
The morning news., 1892-05-23
BRIGHT BITS.

"I HAvB always taken pleasure in your pre-
ence. " she said, as they we're parting as friends
and nothing more.
II beg your pardon" he ssid refiectively, 'but
do you mind spelling that last word. Times
Democrat.
$50 THAT FELLOW is Knight of LaborS Seems
to be rather misnomer for wherever he goes
he prevents men from lsboring" "
ITO be sure. Doesn't the good book say,
When the knight cometh, no man can work."
Boston Transcript.
SIZE was from Boston She remarked proudly:
mo member Of my family was ever known to
break his word"
mo" replied her husband, although some of
the words were big enough to stand breaking
several times. - Washington Star.
HosT whose whisky is not very first-rate).
What No more? Ahal afraid of it, eh? 1
see. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is
Guest (conviviaIly)-No. The flesh is willing,
but-er-the spirit is weak!-Ptck-me-up.
VISITOR (after the introductory You
are the famous Dr. Twinly / have heard SO
much about. Are you still In active practice,
doctor?
The Rev. Dr. Twinly--O, no; that is my
brother who practices. Ipreach. Boston Post
MANUFACTURER OF PLAYING OARDs-Business
is very dull, but have thought OF scheme to
start trade again.
Friend-Will it work?
Manufacturer-O, yes I've started rumor to
the effect that the Prince Of Wales is coming
over this summer. Judge.
FATHER OF THE FAMLY-Irene, what brings
that young Hankinson here four or five even
ings every weeks
Miss Irene-Why, papa-I hardly-I-
Johnny coming to her relieO-I know what
brings him here. pair Of the slimmest legs a
brings him Times Democrat.
81 HAVE HEARD" said the school Mistress ad-
dressing her class of girls, that some of you
are in the habit OF using slang. Is 1t so?" Some
blushed, some looked indignant, but none vent
ured to reply. IF any Of you have acquired
such habit, pursued the school mistress, with
a severe look, ''al I've got to say is, you've got
to shake it Times Democrat
THERE is justice in the wilds of Montana
who surpasses them all in the manner of per-
forming matrimonial services with neatness
and dispatch. This is the formula: "Have'erf"
Yes"
Have inn"
Yes
"Married-S2. "-Hdrper's Bdzdr.
SUBURBAN BoY-Pop won't you get me a
sword, and drum, and gun, to play soldier
with?
Pop-rn tell you how we'll fix 1t. Wen pre-
tend every blade of grass the lawn is an
armed foe, and then you charge on them with
Gatling swords and cut their heads of. Won't
| that be funi
Indeed it will. But haven't any Gatling
| swords"
mo, but lawn mower will do nicely. "
Street Dc Smiths Good NelUS