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The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-07

Nina, but I, Tor my part, respect Mr..
Emery thousand times more for his
politeness to his mother"
And, almost at the same second, she
found herself looking directly into
Charles Emery's eyes.
For moment only. The crowd sep
arated them, almost ere they could
recognize one another; but Kate felt
sure-and her cheek glowed vivid scar
let at the certainty-that he had heard
her words.
Charley" said little Mrs. Emery,
looking in her sons face, as they
| emerged into the veil of softly falling
snow, which seemed to senwrap the
whole outer world in dim, dazzling mys-i
terry. s'who was that girl?" Ii
What girl, mother" with ga little
|pardona bic hypocrisy.5 ! ! 3
The one, Charley, with the big blue
eyes, and the sweet face, wrapped in a
white. fleecy sort of hood-the one who
said she respected you?" ii.
1T was Kate Marcy, mother."$
She has a. face like an angel. said
Mrs. Emery, softly. @
The next day the foreman Of the
rolling-mills went boldly to the old
Marcy homestead, whose red-brick
gables, sheeted over with ivy, rose up
out of the leafiess elns and beeches,
just beyond the noise and stir of busy
Crystalton. " y
Miss Marcy" he declared, with
out intending to be an eavesdropper,
heard what you said last night"
1T was not meant for your ears, Mr..
Emery" said Kate coloring soft rosy
pink.
But" he pursued, looking her full
in the face, II cannot be satisfied with
mere Geld respect, Miss Marcy. l want
warmer, tenderer feeling toward my
self. If you could teach yourself to
lore me-"
The dimples came out around Kate
Marcy's coral-red lips, wreathing her
smile in wondrous beauty.
The lesson is already learned, Mr..
Emery" said she. II do love you.
have loved you for long time
And the foreman of the rolling m ills
went home, en- wing neither king MOI
prince that day.
but l never should have loved you
so dearly" his young wife told him
afterward,, IF you hadn't been so good
to that dear little mother of yours. In
my eyes you never looked half SO
handsome as when you stood bending
over her gray head, in the crowded
hall of the opera house that night"
You see,'' said Emery. laughing al
her enthusiasm, Il agreed with the
hero of the old Scotch ballad:
"Sweethearts may get many a one,
But of mithers ne'e err another
Amy Randolph, in N. y. Ledger.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-07

The New Argentine Pacific railroad,
from Buenos Ayres to the foot Of the
Andes, has on it what is probably the
longest tangent in the world. This is
$40 kilometers (21l miles) without a
curve. In this distance there is not a
single bridge and no opening larger
than an ordinary culvert, no cut greater
than one meter in depth, and no gil OF
height exceeding one meter. There
is almost an entire absence of wood on
the plain across which the western end
of the road is located. This has led to
the extensive use of metallicities,
which will be employed on nearly the
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-07
JEALOUSY.
And tell me not, as love is true,

And tell me not, as love is true,
Sweetheart, you have no other lover; "
Since, nightly, when l come to woe,
see him near you slyly hover .
When autumn fires blaze and flare,
Or when the summer moonligNts mellow,
He loves to linger near your chair;
He is most persistent fellow!
And then o dreamy. tender look
Grows in your eyes-a mute confession;
lour head droops pensive, DER your book;
sigh, but leave you with discretion.
know he comes to take my place;
I've stayed too late-a stupid blunder!
To greet his kiss you turn your face,
And am Jealous. Do YOU wonder! Is
There, do not pout and feign surprise,
Nor soon at Jealous lovers lightly. :
Ills sleep enamored ofyou eyes,
Who wooes YOU little sweetheart, nightly
Springfield iMass) Republican.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-07
81 3 2 - go y :. ! =
Which Was ItS

One of the best compliments preach
,r can ever have is this: HE breaches
IS if he meant every word he says"
Nothing is quite so soon detected as in
sincerity in the pulpit. A western min
ster, who is not always SO careful as he
ought to be in making his preaching
and his practice go together, was lately
telling some friends a story of adven-
ture.r 1t was large story. and the
minister's little ten-year-old girl was
listening to it very intcntey. When he
finished, she fastened her wide-open
eyes upon her fnthcr's face and said.
very gravely:
us that true, or are you preaching
now panoc"
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-07
That Shirt OF Doubt,

. Deacon Roseberry-l tell 70, Brer'
Perkins, dat pawson oh ours is'r
mighty fine wedder prophet. Dere
hadn't bin any rain in our county TO-
more n TO- week, an de people was get
tin despret. Den our pawson, seq he:
"Chil'n, don't get scouraged. dere will
be rain on de twenty-fust." An sure
'nough it did rain on dat day TO- oil it
wuz wort. a"7-sE
Brother Perkins-Dat's muffin. He
knew dat wuz de day set TO- de Sunday
school picnic.-Life. @&
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-07
yyoulin.t Commit Himself.

Her Father suppose. you have
saved some money and put it in the
bank?
Her Adorer (modestly)-A little, sir.
Her Father-That's good. That shows
sense. About how much, say?,.
Her Adorer-A small sum.
Her Father-How much did you sayi
Her Adorer-Not much, sir.
Her Father-But insist on you tell.
ing me how much, sir.
Her Adorer-Not much, sir.-Jury.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-07
Remarkable Feet.

Little Girl lat the opera for the first
time)-Mamma, what are those women
doing with their feet?
Mother-Don't ask so many questions.
Mamma, are they trying to catch
flies with their feet?"
mo; dudes. Texas Siftings.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-07
Rough on Birdie.

Miss Birdie McGinnis is no longer a
spring chicken A few days ago she
was taking stroll with that impudent
wretch, Hostetter McGinnis- AS they
were passing a dilapidated old house,
Birdie said. pathetically:
''In that house, FIRST saw light"
go away. Birdiel What. are you
giving me? Texas wasn't settled as
long ago rs that Texas Siftings
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-07

Trottcr-I think I'll turn heather.
Barlow What for?
Trotter-So as to have a collection
taken up for me.-Judge.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-07
Timid Gas Lamns.

The gas furnished up in Harlem is Of
very inferior quality, and consequently
the streets are very poorly lighted, but
they are allowed to burn until after
daylight A stranger who had been up
all night asked a German policeman on
Amsterdam avenue:
why do the gas lights burn all night
in this town?' =
because dose cash lights vas so
schmall dot dey vas afraid to go out ven
it vas dark. Texas Siftings.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-07
Enterprisin z.

Col Hooks (entering meeting Of real
estate agents)-I am trifie late. Met
a highwayman about mile out Of
town.
Chorus Of Agents-Did he rob you?
Col Hooks-No; but it took me some
little time to convince him Of the GER
tainty of the boom in this city, and sell
him q corner lot.-Puck
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-07
Her Selection

Mrs. De Fine-Here' S my new bonnet.
Isn't it a darling9 Only twenty-eight
dollars!
Mr.. De Fine-Grcat snakes! You said
bonnets could be bought at from three
dollars up.
Mrs. De Fine-Yes, dear. This is one
of the ups. IN. Y. Weekly.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-07
He Pint On No Airs.

Mr.. Airish-There goes Prof. Sharp
eye, the astronomer. He discovered q
new comet only last week.
Mrs. Airish-That no account little
man?
THE same"
HE doesn't look stuck up about it at
ALL"
any tail Good News.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-07
Ye Cold Silent Moon.

Young Lady-The astronomers have
found snow on the moon.
Old Lady-That explains it. never
could make out what that man in the
moon was doing with bundle of
brooms over his shoulder. They must
be snow shovels.-Good News
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-07
REDWOOD 90.
LAND FOR SALE.

Section 85, town Of Sheridan, $40
acres, one of the very finest sections in
Redwood county. A schoolhouse on
the section, good neighborhood, and
good roads all around the section, will
sell on reasonable terms. Also,
The Sc. / of Sec. IL, 100 acres;
El, NW4 and WI NE of Sec. II
$50 acres;
400 acres in Kintire;
$40 acres in Redwood Falls;
Also, State Lands.
A large part of these lands are from
II to 4 miles from Delhi and Belview
on the NJ. & St. L. r. r. and are cheap
er in proportion than lands further
from market. The foregoing list fur
nishes good opportunity for two Or
more parties to locate together. Will
sell on reasonable terms and long
time.
Now is the time to buy, as all lands
in Redwood county will advance ma
terially in price this year.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-07
The Genial Car Driver

Smith-A new motor for increasing
the speed of horse cars has been dis
covered
Jones-Has it? Well, the horse cars
don't need it up my way All have to
do to increase the speed of the cars is to
signal to the driver with my umbrella
that want to get on board.-Texas
SiftingS.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-07
Appropriate Names,

so you have got twins at your
house?" said Mrs Bezumbe to little
Johnny Saluelson.t :. .! : ~
!: ives, nam. two of en-
What are you going to call them?"
s'!"Thunder and Lightning ..-..
.""Why, those are strange names to
call children. ""ns & ss,2i7f-3 tn.
'.<'Weh, that's what pa called EN- as
soon as he heard they were in the
house. "-Texas Siftings.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-07
How He Reasoned.

Bunting-I don't have a very high
opinion of Mr.. Wacker.
Mrs. huntingdon should not let the
fact that he was unfortunate enough
to lose his left eye prejudice you.
Bunting-I don't; but it indicates a
limited brain power.
Mrs. Bunting-I don't see how.
Bunting-He's a man of one eye
dear, now.-Judgc.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-07
Not a Lord.

you introduced a man to me last
night as lord, Goslin."
81 did, Bloobumper."
Hes no lord! He's fraud"
How do you know?'
"He didn't try to borrow any money
from me. "-Philadelphia Press
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-07
An Objection.

Bdclia trsadingJe An the lovers
strayed to asneighboring copse, an
Timothy How'd Cd I'll hcaa no
more av that fute shtorY They've got
no cops on in the counthry, and no
man woul,fbes that sinseless as till lade
; his girl up till pleeccman. Pittsburgh
Bulletin So -..
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-07

Nellie saw negro for the first time
the other day. "Is he an orphan, man.
map" she asked.
II don't know. dear; why?" she
asked.
Hes dot his face and hands in mourn
in'."-Harper's Bazaar.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-07
A Wide Margin.

Tailor-How wide collar shall put
on your coat, sir3 ''r' '....", :1'5
Customer--Make it so wide that when
! pass you on the street can turn II
up SO you won't recognize me- Clothier
and Furuisher
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-07
i" A Well of English

Maid-If you please, Miss Wabash. OF
Chicago, has just called
Miss Athena Ilubbs tot Boston)-
Take the parrot out of the room
Anastasia, before you show her up |
do not wish the bird to acquire any
provincial expressions Puck -
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-07

A man who had been arraigned on
the charge of stealing a sheep was so
sensitive that it required all t. Judge s
responsiveness to keep him from
breaking down under his heavy load of
humiliation.
ooh. judge" he pleaded, please be
gentle with me. : l can't stand this aw-
full depression"
That may be-" the judge replied,
but didn't you steal that sheep?"
''Oh, yes, judge, but I beg you to
make my sentence appear as gentle as
possible. am great believer in ap-
pearances.
i will try to favor YOU" said the
judge. ''Instead of sentencing you for
stealing a sheep, l will sentence you
for stealing a lamb
''Oh, thank you, judge, but now as to
the length of the term how about
that" - ~
Just the same for a lamb as for a
fifteen-year-old ram, but the lamb SEN
tence has a gentler appearance.
*'Uh, thank you. Judge" he faltered,
and he smiled faintlN still there was
something about the sentence that did
not please him.-Arkansaw Traveller
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-07
A Good Scheme.

Mrs. Cumso newspaper in hand)-A
movement is on foct to make drugs
cheaper.
Cumso-Good enough: That will
bring sickness within reach of ALL
Judge.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-07
A Talented Corre ,oonLent

Did you read WHITES London let
ter to the Gazette this morning9'' @:5
NO; it was too long; over two col
umns What did he ,say?''f (. 49,.
HE said there was no news.--Puck..
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-07
A Lover of the Undiluted,

Primus-Col- Bluegrass shut his eyes
when he drank my cognac. Too strong
for him, you suppose?
Secundus-No; guess he didn't like
to look at it for fear it would make his
. mouth water.-Judge
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-07
Two of q Kind.

2sE Darling. you remind me Of my
646 3account.
She (nestling up to him) Why, be-
cause you think SO much of me? s4 no
/. He No; because yon are 50 petiss.-
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-07
NOT Rad For a Child gLHer +s;s+.r

Observation-Disclosures, if you'll come and
sit on my knee I'll give You a: nice
present" Minnie Jagged fiye) = 18th
that what made you give thither a
diamond wi4g?" Weekly. 4.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-07
JUST BEFORE THE BATTLE.

Callahan-'Tisa foine neighborhood.
Miss Guilty, barrin' the vagabonds ye
have about! ="
McGrath (his rival)-Oi regrit to see,
Miss Guilty, thot yer beautiful residence
is infested wild shnakes.-Puck.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-07
Entitled. t. Recognition.

Farmer Clover-l guess we'll have to
elect Nathan Meddergrass school super.
Hsor.
Farmer sassafras Ssvhy. 50 don't
Chow nothin' bout eddication.
Farmer Clover No, bat his big pun
kin TUX the prize at the county fair
Judge.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-07
from wav Pack.

Where's your CROWN asked yinces,
the Italian ambassador. of Charlie.
magne ~. ~. z a.. :":34Tg-s I
in hoe, Signor 'vinces,"', was the
monarch's reply.--Juoge. .~ =
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-07
He Was Willing.

Shea And we shall have a carriage
after we are married, George?
He-Ccrtainly. Maud dear, if your
father is willing 80
She Cnterrupting) of course he
will be-
He (continuing)-To pay for it.
Yankee Blade.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-07

Don't you want to subscribe to the
Dongton Gazette, this year?" asked the
editor,
~ dunno" said Skies. What yer
payin subscribers, this year?"-Life.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-07
A Give Away.

"Have any of you children been at
this cake? Have you. Tommy"
mo. sir"
"Have you, Johnny"
7 No, SIR"
1 Have you, Willie?"
1 mo, SIR"
Have you, Sarah?"
: "Ma, didn't you tell us the other day
that at the supper table children should
be seen but not heard?'-Texas Sift-
) inGs.
His Present Occupation.
Harry-Still an Nj. D.?
Pillsbury-No Conc to the other ex-
IRENE.
What do you mean?"
I'm operating dyspepsia factory"
THE Dickens!'
Yes I'm proprietor Of a railroad
restaurant, and my partner is a special
list in stomach disorders. We're getting
rich. "-Pittsburgh Bulletin.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-07
THE MANUFACTURE OF MEAT
Excessive Fatness in the Meat Product OF
the United States.

Excessive Fatness in the Meat Product OF
the United States.
Meat is a manufactured product for
which u large amount of raw material
is required The manufacture of meat
is a process of Transforming the vege-
able protein, fats. and carbohydrates
of grass and grain into the animal pro-
tein and fat of beef, pork and mutton.
The same principle applies in the pro-
duction OF milk, eggs and other animal
foods. In the most economical feeding
of animals it takes a number of pounds
of hay or corn to make a pound of beef
or pork. In other words, let the farm
err make animal protein and fat from
vegetable materials in the lest way he
can, and still he must consume 4 large
quantity of soil product to produce
small amount of animal food. Hence
animal foods are cOstlier than vegeta-
BILE. This is the simple explanation of
the fact that in most parts of the world
meat is the food of only the well to do
while the poor live almost entirely on
vegetable food. Thus ordinary people
in Europe eat but little meat, and in
India and China they have none at all.
1t is hard enough for them to get the
nutriment they need in vegetable
forms. Meats they cannot afford.
= But meat making in the United
States to-day is far more wasteful than
it need be, on account of the excessive
fairness of our meats. This comes about
very naturally. We have great ex-
cess of soil product in the valleys of
the Ohio and Mississippi and on the
ranches of the west. At present the
pork maker and the ranchmen convert
large portion of this into very fat
meat The pork producers of the
great corn growing states select the
breeds of swine which, as they say,
will take the most corn to MARKET"
and have thus got into the way of
growing animals that are little else than
masses of fat The beef-growers of
the western ranches, and those in the
east as well, produce excessively fat
meat. Part of the fat is trimmed out
of the meat by the butcher, part is left
on our plates at the table to go to the
soap man or garbage barrel, and part
is eaten. Unfortunately very many of
us eat much more than fat, both in
meat and butter, than is needed for
nourishment and thus do injury to our
health. -Century.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-07

r-Maudl''Why do you call that ring
a war RELIEF" Ethel-"I won it in ny
first engagement."- keystone. Hf.~f'
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-07

Cooley latter the blow)-Aither thot
bird has car-shpring shtuck in tn
neck av him or ilse he's tough,
Jamesey Judge
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-07

Mrs, .Desturmis-I am delighted to
| meet Mrs Probasco Desertion?
Mrs, Probasco- Charmed to make the
acquaintance of Mrs DeSturmis No.,
my dear; habitual drunkenness
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-07
An Every Day Divorce, Question.

Hostess in South Dakota Mrs. Des-
tnrrnis. allow me to present Mrs Pro
basco -. s--x.
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-07

"Have any of you children been at
this cake? Have you. Tommy"
The Redwood gazette. [volume] (Redwood Falls, Minn.) 1873-1940, 1892-01-07
The Chrome system Gone Mad,

mo; dudes. Texas Siftings.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-03-21
Useful Things About the House.

The best thing in this world is to
know how to do things and be willing
to make ones knowledge available A
shelf in the corner of q rather bare bed
room destitute of wardrobe is the diff
ference between comfort and discoin-
fort. If it is neatly made, stained and
put up, and a pretty curtain, no mat.
ter how cheap, hung in front of it, it is
a thing of beauty as well as comfort.
The power to shape, smooth and put
up shelf is of inestimable value in a
home. Two rounded shelves, one
large, fitted and clamped, the other
small and set above it, for an inkstand,
makes a capital-writing desk
1t is becoming the fashion now to
use the corners for cupboards. as in the
old times, and a handy boy or man or
girl who knows the use of tools can add
UNNECESSARILY to the quaint appearance
and individuality of the home by add
ing these corner closets and cupboards;
by putting up brass hooks where need
ed; by acquiring bracket or a pic
ture; aiding in the acquisition of cur
tains, or making the cushion for chair
or lounge. Cor. Homemaker.
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-03-21
important Notice.
Her Majesty Corset! Best in the World

We desire to state to all Ladies that the
Princess Of Wales Co., the manufacturers of
Her Majesty's Corset, feeling that the many
good points of their Celebrated Corset are not
fully understood, we will therefore have at
our store on Monday, March 2Sth, Tuesday,
March 23th, and Wedn esday, March 3Oth,
MISS n. A. PULLMAN
For the sole purpose of explaining the reason
why Her Majesty's Corset should be worn in
preference to Corsets of any other make
It is the wish of the Princess of Wales Com
pany that Miss Bullman shall have the prlv1-
1ege of trying on all ladies who will allow it.
Her Majesty's Corset and thus Illustrate with
out doubt by so doing the Magnificent Figure
it will create.
Miss Bullman will at the same time explain
all it's good points. We trust that many
Ladies as possible will avail the mselves of
this Great Opportunity to learn what per-
feet Fitting Corset really is.
We guarantee every pair of her Majesty s
Corsets that we sell, and confident that
all who wear it will find 1T superior to all
others. We have complete and separate
fitting room especially arranged for your
reception Yours very truly,
GILMAN'S, Newport, VT
Orleans County monitor. [volume] (Barton, Vt.) 1872-1953, 1892-03-21

A lively scene took place in a well
known restaurant recently when a
prominent citizen. who has a temper
like bowl of Tobasco sauce, ordered
reed birds and found a shot in one of
them. The old fellow didn't mind the
shot much, but the manner i'll which he
found it was what caused the trouble.
He was explaining to his wife the prop
er manner to eat reed birds. You eat
everything but the beaks, said he.
Crunch the bones up just as if they
were part of the meat. Now watch
me-"
Suiting the action to the words, the
old gentleman began to masticate leg.
The first time his jaws came together
he found the bird shot by the aid of a
sore tooth, and the yell that followed
drew shrek of laughter from his wife
that made the old man dance with
rage The poor wife had a struggle
throughout the entire meal to suppress
her laughter, and it was doubly hard,
for other diners were enjoying the old
mans discontinue without taking the
trouble to hide their merriment. -Ex-
change