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Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-22

Look here, Briggs, demanded the copy
reader tartly of the political.reporter, what
in the world do you mean by speaking Of
General Ayers bomb in your stuff?
Well, it was sort of bomb, wasn't it ?
Anyhow it exploded when investigated
New York Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-22
Merit Wins.

We desire to say to our citizens, that
for years we have been selling DR.. Kings
New Discovery for Consumption, DR..
Kings New Life Pills, Bucklen's Arnica
Salve and Electric Bitters, and have
never handled remedies that sell as we'll,
or that have given such universal satisfac-
ton. We do not hesitate to guarantee
them every time, and we stand ready to
refund the purchase price if satisfactory
results do not follow their use. These re-
NEEDLES have won their great popularity on
their merits. @. M. Dreamer Druggist.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-22

Strawber-How does it happen that you
haven't dress suit, old man? thought
you had one.
Singerly-I did. But was travelling in
q Pullman car the other day and gave it tc
the porter.
Strawber-What on earth did you dc
that for?
Singerly-What else could l dor He
found out that had it with me.--Lfe.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-22

Sarcastic Guest inspecting plateful Of
gristly steak)-What did the gentleman
who previously had this piece OF meat say
about it?
lmperturbable Waiter-He arsked me
that same question. Chicago Tribune.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-22
An Editors Idea OF Heaven.

Ii some one we're to invent an ink bottle
which would sound an alarm on the ap-
proach Of the mucilsge brush, we think he
would have no difficulty in getting his
name enrolled among the immortal
Texas Siftings,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-22

Miss Vassar-Do you know, Mr.. Blank
always carries a note book in which to
put down any bright remarks he hears
Miss Smith-Why, l know him very
well and l never saw it.-Yale Record.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-22

Allcock's Porous Plaslers are the great
external remedy of the day. The quick
est, safest, surest, best Not only i'm
measurably superior to all other plasters,
but also to iniments, oln.ments, oils and
similar unctuous compounds.
Beware of limitations and do not be
deceived by misrepresentation. Ask for
Allcock's and let no solicitation or explana-
ton induce you to accept a substitute.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-22

Amy--George, dear, what do you think
of my new reformed gown?
Mr.. Dolley Surveying it critically
There's something in it like.
Amy-What?
Mr.. Dolley-You.--Jud
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-22

Senator Hills Democracy is not marked
with the Bostonese brandlng-iron.
Mr. Gray's friends appear to be studi-
ously avoiding the Indiana county con-
ventions. w Washington Post.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-22

Harry-Did you find it cheaper to marry
than hire housekeeper?
Jack-I guess 80. At any rate my wife
has recently hired one for much less
money than could have done.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-22

"You don't seem to like the pie" said
Mrs Hashem.
mo, maam," replied the bashful board
err. Ppm not exactly fond of it, although
l esteem it as an old friend. Washington
Star
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-22
Tommy's Toilet.

Tommy OBSERVATION-DISCLOSURES, is this
hair oil in this bottle?
Mamma-Mercy, mol That's mucilage.
Tommy (nonchalantly)- guess that's
why can't get my hat off.-Good News.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-22

Mary, said the mistress TO the house
maid, | don't care whether you do any
sweeping to-day or not, but you must
hang those new rugs out of the windows
80 that the neighbors will see them.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-22

preparing to eave)-Iassure you, Miss
Smarte the time has passed very pleasant
ly this evening,
She (abstractedly)-Yes, it is pleasant to
know that it is past Boston Transcript.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-22
The Daily New Mexican
SHOOTING STARS.
A Grammatical FOOtman.

Mrs. Cumso-The footman at Mrs.
Freshrox's made queer announcement
While L was calling tnere yesterday.
Mrs. Faugle-What did he say?
Mrs. Cumso- Mrs. Farchild and her
daughters come and the footman called
out, "Mrs. Faircbild and the Misses Fair
children. Judge.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-22

Busbehead-Did you ever drop nickel
into one of those automatic monographs
Baldine-Never did; never found one
with skirt dance on the list.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-22

You appear to me to be tight, said the
wife when her husband came home.
/ wouldn't wonder, he murmured, I'm
strapped enough.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-22

You feel faint and weak in the stomach
no appetite. Take Simmons Liver
Regulator.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-22

Mistress--Why, Rieke, is it not shame
full that it has taken you an hour to fetch
half pound of coffee from the grocer'sf
Selvant-Please, MN, have brought a
whole pound!-Neveste Witze.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-22

Don't lose time and make yourself
worse with pills and oils. Take Simmons
Liver Regulator.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-22
A Farmers Challenge.
A man may face a lion
Or twist q tigers tail,

May wrestle with grizzly
Nor know what It's to qusll,
May face the darkest horrors
And at their grimness laugh,
But III bet three hundred dollars
That he cannot feed a calf.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-22

For water brash and sour stomach take
Simmons Liver Regulator.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-22

The annual monthly values will show the
distribution Of temperature through the
year.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-22

For health and happiness, the boon of
all mankind, take Simmons Liver Regular
for
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-22

Comdg. regt. & post
Z. S.Columb's FL. Ohio
D. s. comdg. San Diego
Bks.
Post adjt. treas. R. o. Il
A. 5. D.
A. A. Q. NJ, A. G. g.,
A. o. o. Il A. (. o.
On leave Oct, 30, 8 mos,
On leave Oct, /, 4, mos,
D. S. College duty Al.
lance, Ohio.
D 8. Columbus Bks,
ONio.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-22
alis Taking Of.

So Boozer has gone at last?
Yes.
What took him OFF,
Over indulgence in whisky.
HIM Spirited away, as it were.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-04-22

TERRITORIAL BOARD OF EDUCATION,
Governor l. Bradford Prince, Prof. Hiram
Hadley, Elias s. Slower, Amado Chayes,
Prof. P. :. Schneider,
Supt. of Public Instruction. .Amado Chaves
Los Angeles herald., 1892-06-27
CONCHOLOGICAL LORE.
1T SERVES TO ENTERTAIN THE
FRIDAY MORNING WOMEN.
sons Entertaining Talk-Her Col
lection on View.

The guests of the Friday club at it's
last meeting were Mrs. M. L. Butte,
New York city, introduced by Mrs. Ord
way; Mrs. M. J. Harris, Washington,
D. c., by Mrs. Page; Miss Edith John
ston, San Francisco, CAL, by Mrs. John
ston.
After some preliminary business the
club was delightfully."- entertained by
Mrs. Williamson, who is member
Of the Agassiz association. She has also
just finished the preparation of cata-
logue Of the shells Of the California
coast for the Smithsonian institution.
Her subject was Marine Conchology,
which was made 60 fascinating that at
the close of the session the lady was
asked to continue the subject upon the
next day in the hands of the science
committee.
A table covered with shells from all
quarters of the globe added much to the
enjoyment of the discourse. Shells Of
every size and shape, from the we'll
known abalone or helix. to those from
the South Sea islands, the coast of
Africa. the shores of the Mediterranean,
Florida and the Coral reefs, and the
coasts of South America.
There were specimens of the mollueca
that furnish the wonderful Tyrian pur-
pie dye. The badge OF the returned
crusader was also shown. The peculiar
shaped shell that was known in no
other quarter of the travelled world was
unquestionable proof that the hero had
reached the goal of his Journey and bis
religious zeal. A genuine devil fish,
somewhat less than Victor Hugo's spec
linen, was safely ensconced in glass
jar Of alcohol. This particular one was
found last summer among the rocks
about Rattlesnake Island, San Pedro
Bay. Shells are found distributed not
only certain kinds in certain localities,
but in certain zones. That is, within
certain distances from shore one kind
are known to thrive, at definite dis
tance beyond, another-;an application
of the same law of distribution that
governs the vegetable kingdom.
. Mrs. Williamson is most enthusias-
tic collector and student, and is author
ity upon her speciality, conchology. The
'l4dies who listened to her were only too
sorry to find the time expired and hour
for adjournment at hand.
The next meeting of the club will be
directed by the literary committee.
Miss OF will read 9 paper on Elihu
Vedder. Tho advisory board will meet
at the usual place next Thursday after
noon to consider the question OF q place
of meeting for next year. The club will
adjourn for the heated term at the close
If Inlv
Los Angeles herald., 1892-06-27

pertaining to medical and sanitary
science and the laws regulating them,
for their own protection, and see that
our representatives at Sacramento un-
derstand the proposed law to regulate
the practice of medicine, and that they
use their best efforts to pass bill
which will be the peer of any in the
land, and can be enforced.
Young men and young women, newly
fedged doctors, see to it that your ideal
is set high, and az Emerson has said,
Hitch your wagon to star" You
will shoot under your mark. but the
higher the aim the higher will your
arrow fly towards your goal. Never
mind false and carping criticism. We
will always be thought to be actuated
by less pure and unselHsh motives than
we are. Criticism is easier than prac-
tice. We all have means of sowing
seeds Of information in our daily work,
which will perhaps bear fruit. So let
each and every one of us lose no oppor-
tunity for urging the necessity for inn
proved medical legislation and the
proper recognition by the public Of the
men and women to the public welfare.
consideration and thought, I have &C
complished my purpose.
Now, graduates, we, formerly your
teachers, who are only older students,
bid you welcome to the medical pro-
fession. May you always and ever re-.
member your duty, and by your life and
deeds testify to your aims, ambitions
and beliefs, and achieve success. This
is the commencement of your life work.
May it be long and may you prosper.
Work hard and aim high. As under
graduates I bid you farewell. Welcome
to the profession. Adieu.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-06-27
THE WHITTIER SCHOOL.

Some Suggestions ~ to Its Management
by DR.. Walter Lindley.
DR.. Walter Lindley, superintendent Of
the Whittier reform school, after day
or two in this city, says the San Fran
cisco Examiner, has started for Denver
to attend the twentieth annual session
Of the national conference of charities
and corrections, which will be in session
during the ensuing week. DR.. Lindley
will read a paper at the conference, en-
titled Should the State Reform Schools
be Penal or Educational?
DR.. Lindley's idea is that they should
be educational, and he has carried it out
in the management of the school at
Whittier. His plan has been to culti-
vate the self-respect of his charges. and
to this end all evidences that they are
under restraint have been carefully re-
moved-the fences. and all things else
suggestive of deprivation of liberty. If
they chose to leave they might do so
with little risk, but the virtue of the
plan Of trusting them has been proved
in the result, for few or none of the in
mates have left the institution. An en-
deavor is also made to fit them for use-
full occupations in life, and for this pur-
pose eleven trades and pursuits are
taught. A school is one of the features
OF the Whittier and each inmate is
compelled to attend it for three hours of
the day. The remaining hours are spent
in the shops and in recreation.
At the next session OF the legislature,
DR.. Lindley says. bill will be intro
duced to eliminate the words reform"
and ssfor juvenile offenders from the
title of the institution, the idea being to
remove even the suggestion that it is q
place for penal punishment or confine-
ment.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-06-27
Absolutely the Best.

81 never hesitate to recommend Cham
berlain's Cough Remedy as absolutely
the best" says Mr.. F. B. Kemp, assist
ant business manager of the Youngs-
town, Ohio, Daily Telegram, one Of the
most influential and valuable newspa-
pers in the Buckeye state. Mr.. Kemp
also says: II have found it = certain
cure for the cough usually following an
attack Of the grippe, and always keep .
bottle Of IL in the house." 30 cent bot
ties for sale by @. F. Heinzeman, 222
North Main street.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-06-27
shiloh's Oonsumption Curs.

This ID beyond question the most successful
Cough Medicine We have ever sold, . few doses
Group and Bronchitis, while It's wonderful
success in the cure Of Consumption ID without
parallel in the history Of medicine. Since its
Z test which no other medicine can stand. II
you have cough We earnestly ask you to try
It. Price 1Oc, SOC and 81. II your lungs are
Plaster. Sold wholesale BY Haas, Baruch 4
Co., and All retail druggists.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-06-27
To be
without a rival

IC rare But Sir WALTER FOSTER, MD,
Fellow Of the Royal College Of Physicians
of London has written of Apollinaris that
1t has no rival among mineral waters" and its
annual sale Of 18 million bottles shows that the
whole world endorses that verdict.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-06-27
Horses / Horsest

Any person wishtne hne buggy horses, single
or double, or ladies' saddle horses can ind them
ranch. Also dne family milch cows coming in
daily. Directions Take Sixth street west BY
Wegtlake Park, Pico street or Temple street
mek& Denker, LII kequeua nlxaet.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-06-27
araxa Mistaka.

Physicians frequently make mistakes in trea
ment of heart disease. The rate of sudden
deaths is daily increasing. Hundreds become
victims of the ignorance Of physicians in the
treatment of this disease. One in four persons
has diseased heart. Hhortness of breath, pal
ing sensation, asthmatic Breathing pain OF
tenderness in side, shoulder or arm, weak or
hungry spells, are symptoms of heart disease
remedy Thousands testify to its Wonderful
cures. Books free Sold by O.. n. Hance
Los Angeles herald., 1892-06-27

tioualy recommend your Aetna for catarrh in
the head and for throat troubles.
After using my AETNA for about three weeks
I feel greatly benefited. For some time before
using 1t my throat was SO affected that could
scarcely ding but now 1t Is almost as we'll - Il
ever was. It has helped me. remain y0uxe
'safRsss1a'l55 assssD 5noe Lo. Angeles: e. HOAfaH14s'
Los ANGELxs, CAL Feb. IA, 1892.
This ID to certify that one week ago was un-
able to read single word with my left eye,
even with the aid Of glasses; but that after
so much improved as to enable me to read dne
print (Nonpariell slowly, VIM. GALRR.
Residence 312 West Fourth Street.
PASADENA. May IA, 1892.
Robt D. Miller, Los Angeles, Cal:
DEAR SIR: It affords me pleasure to add my
testimony in behalf of the healing qualities Of
your .Actina." Ny family have used 1t with
gratifying success for six months for catarrh,
cold in the head and throat, for headache and
for weakness Of eyesight. Yours truly.
n. NJ. HAMILTON.
RvDLANDs, CAL, May 20, 1892.
To Whom 1t May Concern:
have used Prof. Wilson's "Actina" for
catarrhal trouble of head and throat of long
standing. have only used 1t for short time,
but feel that 1t has helped me and improved
my condition very much. And balteve that 1t
win prove q great benefit to sufferers of like
troubles if used properly and continued for
proved worthless, It is q pleasure to find some
very truly, 1. N. STUART.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-06-27
Blaine WIN he . In It.''

That Il, All good 'Repuhlic cans hope 70; but IL
don't matter what your politics ales you. VIII
itreet. the cheepsaf And 6eat place Il ths city
Los Angeles herald., 1892-06-27

When Baby was sick, we gave ner CastoriA
When she IVES : Child, she cried for CastoriA
whsn Shs hecame lIiss. she chung 70 castorias
when shs bad chidrsn. she gave thsn castosia
Los Angeles herald., 1892-06-27

OFFICE HOURS: till Sundays ~ till
ELECTRIC AssOCIATION.
pOpr N NfTyJr Monoo
Los Angeles herald., 1892-06-27

HeteI Axeedla, qenAa lgealea,
] noW Qon ~ ~ touxlp(1 enoeea.
Los Angeles herald., 1892-06-27

Los ANGELES, March %, 1892.
Mr.. Robt. D. Miller, Los Angeles:
DEAR HIR: can cheerfully and conscien-
Los Angeles herald., 1892-06-27


SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. March 2, 1892.
Mr.. Robt. D. Miller, Los Angeles, Cal:
SIR: While in Los Angeles I purchased an
and allowed friend OF mine to try It, Think
can make sale OF one. Respectfully yours,
1884 Golden Gate Avenue.
BAN Francisco, CAL, April 2, 1892.
Mr.. Roht. Miller, Los Angeles, Cal:
6IR: As Mr.. Crane was called hcme to Ogden
before was ready to purchase an "Actina," he
said could write for it myself just as WELL. !
used his while he remained here and found 1t
very beneficial to my eyes, which are very
weak; one weeping eye has troubled me for ten
Please fnd enclosed draft on New York for
amount for which forward to me one Acttnas
ii i1Sz Golden Gate Avenue. N
Los ANaELEs. April 49, 1892.
&. D. MILLER, DEAR SIR: 81 0
Ihave used Prof. NJ. G. wilson's "Actina" for
neuralgia and catarrh for only i've weeks and
find myself greatly improved. "iiA
have not had single attack of neuralgiR
since have been using 1t and find my catarrh
great deal better, with q good prospect OF ef-
fecting permanent cure
can honestly recommend 1t to all sufferers
from like diseases. J. PILLlG.
No. 412 West Third Street.
Los ANGELES. March %, 1892.
Mr.. Robt. D. Miller, Los Angeles:
DEAR 6IR: can cheerfully and cOnscien-
Los Angeles herald., 1892-06-27

- sIlny 80 .
Los Angeles herald., 1892-06-27

selves that we belong to the oldest, and
at the same time most progressive and
aggressive, part Of the medical profess
sion.
The world moves now with lightning
speed, and happy is the physician who
can keep abreast the times. He can
only do this by constant and untirin9
application, Helf-denial and the burning
cf midnight oil. Success and reputation
come high.
On the other hand, what matters it
whether the public wishes to be better
protected or notf
We know their ignorance Of their own
danger and their own bodily construc-
tion, and as guardians of the sick and
weak and conservators of the public
health, we must do our duty, to be true
to ourselves and to our hippocratic oath.
We must not falter, for fear Of our
motives being misunderstood.
1t il only few years ago since two
year schools were found everywhere
Harvard and the University Of Pennsyl-
vania put on q third year, and the lead
ing schools all over the country fol-
lowed.
Now, three-year courses are very COM
mon, and fourth is being added in
several schools. We are proud here to
have started with three-year high
standard course, and are considering
the addition Of fourth year.
There are more doctors than mecca
eary, and the way to regulate the supply
is 81 improving the quality as Of any
other article In trade.
California, d state which absorbs 80
much that is good from the whole
world and utilizes rapidly al she gets,
cannot afford to be behind IN Any edu'
! cational reform. Itis the duty Of every
kpsrson hers fonieht % th6roagh In.
fQxR himself of herueli on alt mattssl
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1892-10-01
Buying Buns.

The Crown Prince of Denmark is
the idol OF the army. One day when
the autumn military mancuvcrs were
proceeding, the Danish army was en-
camped near the old Castle of Had.
in Jutland The Crown Prince was
in command and walking about in
camp after the active duties Of the
day were over, he found Il crowd OF
soldiers gathered about woman,
who had brought in Il cartful Of buns
to sell.
1t would be payday next morning,
and the soldiers had not even money
enough to buy penny bun. Still it
was evidently comfort To crowd
about the cart, and inhalc the warm
odor of the delicacy which they could
not otherwise enjoy, and n one no.
ticed the Crown Prince until he was
close upon them.
what is the price Of your buns,
good wOman?' he called.
a penny apiece, sir, said She.
"Very we'll. I'll buy the CARLOAD.
Get my treasurer to lay you. And
you, my soldiers. you have worked so
hard to-day that You are sure To he
hungry. | hope the buns will make
a palatablc dessert after supper"
The soldiers Chcered. and felt, no
doubt. that there was never prince So
thoughtful as theirs.
The Superior times. [volume] (Superior, Wis.) 1870-1912, 1892-10-01
The Greatest COInpiin. cnt.

One wet, fOggy, muddy day, q little
girl was standing on one side Of d
street in London, waiting for an OPP
pOrtunity to cross over. Those who
have seen London streets on such a
day. with their wet and mud, and
have watched the rush of cabs. han
SONS, omnibuseS. ana carriages. will
not wonder that a little girl should
be afraid TO try to make her way
through such babel as that. So she
walked up and down, and looked into
the face; of those who passed hy,
Some looked careless, some harsh,
some were in haste. and she did not
find the one she sought, until at
length an aged man, rather tall and
spare, and Of grave yet kindly aspect,
came walking down the street. Look
ing in his face, she seemed to see in
him the one for whom she had been
waiting. and she went up to him and
whispered timidly-
Please. sir, will you help me OVER"
The old man saw the little girl
safely across the street, and when he
afterward told the story, he said
THAT little girls trust was the
greatest compliment | ever had in amy
life"
That man was Lord Shafteshury.
He received honOrS at the hands Of Il
mighty nation: he was cOmplimcnted
with the freedom Of the greatest city
on the globe: he received the hOnors
conferred by royalty; but the great
est compliment he ever had in his
life was when that little unknown
girl singled him out in the jostling
crowd of a London street, and dared
to trust him, stranger though he was,
to protect and assist her.