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The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-10
PER SONAL.

A CHICAGO merchant exhibits q pair OF 1--we
japanese babies in his store window.
GoUNoD. the composer. is said to have twelve
unfinished operas hid away in his desk.
JAMES PAYs says the bludgeon Roughness
gives deadlier wound than the rapier Satire
TIE present holder Of the title Baron Fairfax
lives in Virginia. He is q physician and prac-
tises his profession.
ROBERT ToDD LINCOLN is said in London to be
better educated thar ninetenths Of Americans
who hold public Office
LORD HAWKE. who brought cricket team TO
America, will take team Of amateurs to India,
sailing from England on Oct IA
GEN. OLIVER OTIS HOWARD has accepted the
commission Of writing popular life of Queen
Isabella for the worlds fair commission.
Mr.. HAINEs Of Quincy, MINI, has been
asleep for the last seventeen years, with the
exception Of eighteen months in 18Sl-'s2
two months in 1889 and two weeks in July,
IT IS SAID OF Mrs Lease, the alliance leader,
that she would be very handsome woman if
she did not have to wear skirts. Skirts hang on
her aoout as awkwarcly as they would on her
husband. "
EDWARD c. SPoFFoRD, who gave library Of
$50 volumes TO the West Point mess and an
other OF 600 volumes TO the cruiser New York,
Is New Yorker OF about 81 years Of age inter
ested in the shipping trade,
JOHN A BoTzUS, the Ohio newspaper man
who has been making a tour of the world on
foot, arrived at san Francisco on the China
steamer recently, and, after a needed rest, con-
tlnued on his pedestrian journey 10 Ohio.
WILLIAM REESE, the pioneer iron mill founder
OF Pennsylvania, VINO died at Bolivar, Vest
mJreland county, on Thursday. aged IO2 years
leaves about 90 descendants, three OF his
sons being prominent in Pittsburg business
circles
The HOME at Chic, CAL, of Gen. John Bldwell
the prohibition candidate for President, is to
judge from the description of it, a veritable
terrestrial paradise. The estate of Is, 0OO acres,
naturally beautiful, has been so adorned and
improved by the landscape architect as tomake
u probably the finest country place in tie state
one of its most noteworthy attractions is a
handsome PARK filed with deer, and lying lust
west OF the general 5 house, and flowers bloom
everywhere. Gen. Bidwell is one of the most
extensive lrut growers in California and his
orchards and canneres give employment to
great numbers OF people. No wine is made
from the grapes, which lie raises in abundance
they being devoted entirely to table use.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-10
Bismarck and the Doctor.

Bismarck's first interview with Prof Schwen-
niger was somewhat amusing, says the New
York S1tn. The prince, accustomed to bulldoze
everybody. met with more than his match when
he came in contact with the famous doctor.
The man of blood and iron was suffering from
neuralgia, and was in an extremely bad humor.
The doctor was not the least put out by the
princes save look; he sounded MIN thoroughly
and then commenced TO question him. After a
few moments Of examination the prince became
impatient.
NOW, I'm tired Of your interminable ques-
tons, he said. II don't see the utility of them
and you are simply annoying me"
The doctor, VINO is made Of inflamm able ma
terial, became ignted by the sparks OF Bis
marcks angry eyes.
You find that am annoying your he said,
you want to be cured without being Obliged
didn't you call in a veterinary surgeon. The
vets cure their patients without asking them
any questions"
Bismarck bounded to his feet, clenched his
fists and elared In rage and astonishment at the
man of science The doctor folded his arms
and looked def1antly at the prince until the lat
ter resumed his seat, and said; VERY well, il
you can't cure me without questioning me, 90
ahead with your Internal examination. I'll be
very fortunate indeed if your medical skill
proves equal to your impertinence. OF the
latter you have just given me splended speei-
men,"
The prince vas cured and he and the doctor
are fast friends now They resemble each other
in character and disposition.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-10
Mr.. Hill and Ar. Plat.

The question as to whether Mr.. Hill intends
70 take an active part in the campaign
seems TO be far more interesting TO the re-
publican politicians Of Nsy York than to
! the democratic politicians, aud the question
whether Mr.. Plat is going 20 make any
sacrifices Of time and money in behalf of
the republican ticket worries the demo-
cratic leaders, apparently. more than 1t
does the republican leaders. The great ma
| jority Of the people, it is safe TO say, don't
care a picayune whether Hill and Plat
take part in the political battle or not. Each
is waiting to be coaxed by his party TO
come 10 the front and take a leading part
in the campaign.
There is no doubt that Mr.. Hill Is capable
of rendering his party conspicuous service,
and it is probable that when he gets over
the disappointment resulting from his defeat
at Chicago he will begin to take an interest in
the campaign. In his letter 20 the Tam
many Society, read at the Fourth Of July
celebration OF that organization, he intima-
ted that he could be depended upon to do
his full share of campaign work, but even
il he should not be quite as enthusiastic as
his admirers would like, the Democratic
party would not be seriously injured. He
is not quite as important a factor in either
state or national politics as he was when he
was governor of New York Still, he has
a good deal of political influence yet, and his
party would like TO have his assistance.
The republicans are trying to placate Mr..
Platt, not because they think his services to
the party would be particularly beneficial,
but because they want harmony in the
party. II by some means Mr.. Platt could
be induced to keep out of the campaign alto
gether it is probable that the republican
leaders in New York would be as well, If
not better satisfied than if he should insist
upon being consulted about the manage
ment OF political matters.
1t is probable that Mr.. Hill, as we'll as
Mr.. Plat, places too high value upon his
influence. II 80 much interest were not
shown as to the oourse they are likely to pur-
sue it would not be long before both of them
would be seeking positions in which they
could make themselves useful.
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BRIGHT EITS.

OFFICE Boy PLEASE, sir, can go this after
noon? want to 10 to Dall game.
Boss-Good heavens, boy! Is your aunt
dead Life.
r, WEILLs-Where's your watch, Subway
Hasn't the jeweer got it fixed yety
Sumwsy-Yes; but his bill was so big had
to hook the watch to pay it.-BrOokiyn Life.
Mn. NAaLEY-I suppose you think you never
made mistake since you we're born.
Mrs Nagley-I can't say thar, but haven't
made many since was married.-Kate Field's
Washington.
Mr.. b. to his boy.
Il amt impident, papa. meant what said
the funny way, not the impident way, " replied
the ooy.-Adlper' Buzar.
Il UNDERSTAND that BluRgins is one of your
legal lights"
mo-" replied the young man who attended
Bluggins' lectures, he is one Of our legal
heavies. Washington Star.
WHAT do you call those animals that live
partly on land and partly in the water?'' asked
New York teacher OF new boy
"Bathers, replyed the boy, VINO had been to
Coney Island several timeS.-feIdS SiftinOs.
MRS. WICKwIRE-I see that chair collecting Ia
about to become craze. do hope 1t will not
reach the proportions OF the spoon fad.
MIR. Wickwire-I don't suppose it will. As
near as can recolieot, the proportion was two
spoons to one chair. AT least that is the way il
was In our eoutiqg days.-IldidndpoltS Jour
mai.
WE'LL" said Mrs. Brugsins after a solo by
fashionable church choir tenor, III that ain t
the rudest thing ever saw
''Whaty" inquired her niece.
why, didn't you notice It? Just as soon as
that young man began to sing every other
member of the choir stopped. But he went
right through with 1t, and must say admire
bus spunk. -WGSittnQton Star.
BUGsBY-Jones. my dear fellow, Ihave deter.
mined to marry, and l have picked out the
girl.
Jones-Why, am astonished. thought YOU
said you would never marry because women
never appreciate what tits to lose buttons off
your clothes.
Bugsby-That is true but the girl wears sus-
penders.-PittSbltr0 Chronicle.
GEoRGB-Chony, me boy, what are you wear
ing that deuced little flower in your buttonhole
for?
Chares-Why. dontcherknow, the doctor
said l was exertiDg myself too much and
ordered me TO stop wearing boutonniere or he
wouldn't answer for thee consequence. The
change would be too sudden, dontcnerknow. to
leave il off all at once, so I'm leaving IL off by
deer es. If it's warm day to morrow and l
feel strong enough may be able to discard 1t
dltOgether-BOS[0r TruuscTtot
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Thin-skinned Boston Aldermen.

The Bostonian is queer individual No
literary work is too dry for him if 1t be ex-
tremely hard to understand, and no prob
lem is too abstruse for him to attempt to
solve if 1t is only pregnant with occult
phenomena The Bostonian dotes on
Browning, is familiar with Confucius and
explains the Baoonian theory with as mach
ease as be explains why beans are the best
brain food in the world. But the Boston
Ian, when he attains to public position
draws the line on jokes, not
only the S2-aplece kind published In
the illustrated humorous papers, but even
the local gags" Of the kind that are inflicted
on theatrical audiences from the stage in
every well regulated city. The goat, the
mother-in-law, the mule and the alderman
are regarded by newspaper and theatrical
jokers the world over as their legitimate vic
tins. But the Boston aldermen object to
having their girth, or their pompous bear
ing or their riches, referred to in a tocular
manner upon the stage. Recently they de-
termined to put stop to stage jokes at their
expense. and informed the man.
ayers Of the theaters that no
licenses would be issued to them
for the coming season until they had prom
ised that no aldermanic jokes should be per-
petrated from their stages. All of the
managers complied except two, who f1ually
obtained licenses without the promise, and
upon whose stages the aldermen will prob
ably be roasted" nightly.
This is Boston's second attempt during
the year to suppress the spirit OF levity that
| evidently tnvades even the Athens of
| America at times The first was when the
public library closed its doors against two
humorous periodicals because they carl
cature public men. And both attempts ap-
| pear very silly.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-10

Congressman Henry g. Turner's letter
accepting the Eleventh district democratic
conventions denomination is one of the most
admirable campaign documents yet given
the public. 1t is brief, clear cut aud strong,
showing that there are two issues Of vital
Importance in the campaign. on both of
which the democrats have taken the side Of
liberty and the greatest good to the greatest
number. Judge Turner shows in forcible
language how narrowly the south escaped
the iniquitous force bill two years ago,
when "only one vote stood between US and
destruction" II Georgians will read his
letter they must be convinced at once that
for them to treat the matter as dead issue,
as the republican and third parties suggest,
is the most dangerous folly. The repub-
lcans must be beaten.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-10
Happy Directors,

The worlds fair directors are in very good
spirits over the gift for the fair which they
obtained from congress. The gift was
81 800, 900 in souvenir half dollars, and they
have made up their minds that they will
have no difficulty In realizing $4,000, 900
from the gift. 1t Is quite certain that the
half dollars could now be sold at rs cents
apiece but the directors have no intention of
parting with them for that price. They
estimate that between 10000, 900 and
Is 200. 900 people will want them, and as
there will be only 5000, 900 they can easily
sell them. they think, for 81 each. 1t is ute
certain that Chicago will get the highest
possible price for them.
II the directors succeed in selling them
for IS, 900, 900, and are economical in their
expenditures. they may not think it neces.
sary to 60 to congress for another appro,
priation. They would not be likely to get
anything more, even though they should
employ larger number Of lobbyists than
they engaged to assist in getting the souve-
MIR dollars. The money paid the lobbyists
was really wasted. 1t is doubtful if the
lobbyists influenced a single vote.
There Ia some talk OF abolishing the bu-
reau Of publicity and promotion. 1t has
already cost a large amount Of money and
is a very expensive institution. There
seems to be pretty general impression
among those in aposition to know that the
amount of good 1t has done, and it is doing, ia
very little. The newspapers are furnishing
all the information with regard to the fair
that is Of value.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-10

A fusion of the Peoples and Republican
parties in the Tenth district on the con-
gressional ticket would probably carry
with 1t an obligation on the part Of the third
party men 20 vote the republican national
ticket. There are many men In the third
party in that district whose fingers would
burn il they should touch republican
ticket for the pur Jose Of depositing it in a
bsllot-box. Many of them would leave the
third party before they would do anything
of the kind. There are those, for instance,
who went over to Hamburg in 1876 to help
free their neighbors from the most
disgraceful and horrible republican
misrule-would they vote to put the
party they fought then back into
power nowl Nobody need answer eyes, {"
for they wouldn't. The memory of those
days, and the days preceding them, are
enough to keep the white men of the Tenth
in line on the national ticket however, they
may be divided on local issues.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-10
Broke Evervthing But the Reoord

The young man had been especially sassy on
the subject Of his prowess as bicyoler, and
he bet money that he could make a showing
which would startle somebody, says the Detroit
Free Press. Arrangements being completed,
he started OF on 25-mile trip through the
country. Nobody knew exactly what happened,
but several hours later a conglomeration Of
young man and bicycle was slowly brought into
town on a hay wagon. In the evening a friend
called and found him in bed, done up in splints
and baadages. Hello" he exclaimed, what
the matter2" Took that bicycle ride to-day"
groaned the phenomenon. Did you break the
recordt" NO" and here he added some unin-
telligible word, but broke everything else. -
1t cost $27 to repair the wheel. The other doc
tor hasn't sent in his bill yet
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-10

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Showing OF the Don.

Oxford Is subjected to constant crowds of
tourists, says the London Telegraph. It 80
happened once that DR.. Jowett was very busily
engaged on his famous translation of Plato
and, unfortunately for him, guide discovered
that the learned professors study looked into
the broad street. Coming with his menagerie
under these windows the guide began; This,
ladies and gentlemen, is Balliol College, one of
the very holdest in the university and famous
for the herudition of its scholars. The cad of
Balliol College is called the master; the present
master of Balliol is the celebrated Prof Ben
jamin Jowett, Regins professor of Greek. Those
are Prof. Ben amin Jowetts study windows,
and there'-here the ruflan stopped down,
took up a handful of gravel and threw it up
against the panes, bringing poor Jowett, hvid
with fury, TO the window ladies and gentle
men, is Prof. Jowett himself "
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-10

Navassa is very small island, but it has
furnished as many sensations and given as
much trouble recently as any body of land
Of its size in the world, probably. The riots
and massscres which took place there some
eighteen months or two years ago, and the
subsequent trial Of the murderers in the
United States court at Baltimore, are events
still fresh in the minds Of ne Wspaper read -
ers. The several killings then were brought
about By cruelty on the part Of the guano
company toward the laborers, just as is al
legged IN tue complaint Of the Austria Hun
gary government 70 this government men
tioned IN tho MoRsIHG NFws dispatches
Yesterday.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-10

1t would be interesting to know where
Congressman Vim, of the Ninth, stands in
the congressional race in that district. Day
before yesterday the Atlanta correspondent
Of the MORNING NEWS had information
that Congressman Watson mad arranged a
truce between candidates Pickett aud VIM
whereby the state committee OF the third
party was to say which should make the
race. But the Atlanta Herald of the same
evening publishes a statement from Mr.
Winn. in which he says he is in the race
to stay. Mr.. VIM evidently does not like
the way he mas been treated.
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index TO EEW ADVERTISEMENTS.

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SPECIAL NorIcEs-As to Norwegian Bark
Drot; Notice TO Water Takers; Hotel Tyoee'
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w. p. Green & Co; Notice, H. F. Graham; No
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irons, Geo. Meyer; Notice to City Court Jurors
MILITARY ORDERs-Republican Blues.
The PEoPLE-B. II. Levy & Co.
PRoPosALs-For Dredging Brickyard Creek,
g. c.; For Dredging IN Wsppoo Cut, 8. G.
OFFIcIAL-Notice as to Removal Of Tugboat
B. F. Huger.
CUBA MoLAssEs-C. NJ. Gilbert & Co.. I'm
por tiers.
DIvARAcAT1vE SHIRTs-Falk Clothing Com
pany.
TEMPUs FUGIT-CollAt's.
CHEAP COLUMN ADVERTISEMENTS Help
Wanted; Employment Wanted: For Rent; For
Sale; Lost; Personal; Miscellaneous.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-10
A Good Record to Point To.

The failure of the House TO pass the Bland
bill and It's refusal to take up the Stewart bin
are its chief title to the gratitude OF the marty
and OF the people. Instead of united party
going forward with enthusiasm to a great VIC
tory, we should now have a disrupted party
permanently discredited had either OF These
bills passed tue House. II, then. the tidal
wave Houss has no very long list OF laws 10
show. It has a record that is, In the main, very
respectable, for ali its laws and attempted laws
were IN the interest Of the people and the
Democratic party is never very lavish In legis-
lation, because Il believes In the largest meas-
ure Of individual EFFORT and freedom.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-10

The Rev. Sam Small is badly IN need of
another tag, TO replace the one Sam Jones
says be has 'gnawed off. The Atlanta
Journal tells story on him which indicates
that he has turned another sharp political
corner. yet nobody knows "where he is
gwine" 1t will be remembered that Mr..
Small was candidate for the third party's
congressional nomination, and he recently
made a number OF third party speeches
yet, according to the Journal, he told Col.
Livingston the other day: you go for
the third party with all your might. Put
your auger IN and bore till you're tired and
then let me know and I'll come and bore
awhfla
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-10

Gen. E. Burd Grub. whose harsh name
and ambrosal whisksrs have done more to
make him famous than all OF his public
services, made a Chautauqua speech al
Asbury Park, n. j., few evenings ago in
which he came To the front as an advocate
of woman suffrage as the "only way 70
roll back the tide of anarchy" The proposed
remedy is a heroic one,
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-10

Col II. Clay King is thought to be play
ing a desperate game TO work upon the
sympathies Of Gov. Buchanan. During the
past week he has manifested desire
to do violence TO visitors TO his cell
aud even went so far on one oc-
casion as to drive his wife away. By
displaying an ugly temper he probably
wishes the governor 70 understand that be
is insane, hoping that he will not send an
insane man TO the gallows The pressure
On the governor in favor Of a pardon lie very
strong.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-10

The democratic state convention, which
meets at Atlanta to-day, will be a harmo-
NOUS one. Gov. Northeu will be renomi-
mated without opposition, and all the other
state house officers will probably be renom-
mated. Mr. P. A. Stovall is a candidate
for temporary chairman. His election to
that position would be accepted as compli
meut to this part of the state. and Mr.. Sto-
vail would make chairman who would
give entire satisfaction.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-10

Rev. Leonard Woolsey Bacon, d. D., de-
livered a sermon in the Second Congrega-
tional church OF Norwich, Conn. last Sun
day morning which has excited a great deal
Of comment in that city. DIR. Bacon is at
the head Of the Norwich Law and Order
League. The sermon was Of the Dr. Park
hurst kind and called attention to places OF
bad repute in the city. Some Of the things
be said wouldn't appesr we'll in print. DR..
Bacon is certain 10 get himself into print
wherever he goes.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-10

Jerry Simpsons spectacles must have in
them double million magnifyin' glasses of
hextra power" il he can see anything in
the Georgia situation to lead him to believe
that the third party will carry seven oon-
gressional districts. But that Is what he
told Judge Lawson, of the Eighth, just be-
fore he left Washington. II the third
party carries one Georgia district this fall
It will do well.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-08-10

1t is rather remarkable that no governor
of Missouri has ever been sent to represent
that state in the U lited States Senate. In
many Of the states-indeed IL not In the
most of them-the governors chair is re-
Corded as a stepping stone 70 the Senate.
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Tommy's Letter from the Country

(To HIS FATHER IN TOWN..
From HGrper's Young People.
DEAR PAPA: The country is awfully nice
They say that the fishing is fine;
Although I've been asked to 20 out once or
twice,
could not, for l have no line.
Please send me one down, and long pole also;
When don't go fishing, you see,
The pole can be used in the orchard below
To knock down the fruit from the tree.
We are going to get up base ball match,
But haven't a ball or a bat,
You might send me some, and as hope to
CATCH
need a glove, mask, and hat.
They've got good place for tennis court
here,
And all that we need is a net,
Some rackets, and balls 6he make of this
year,
Now, papa, please do not forget.
If you will send these things at once by express,
know we can have lots Of fun;
We all send our love-mamma, baby and Bess-
Good-by, From your loving