The Wheeling daily intelligencer. [volume] (Wheeling, W. Va.) 1865-1903, 1892-12-27

W LIZ k6kA W. XIV INAA1NNh hNHEAEF
Slowly moving towards the door Mt.
Depew. holds him with his glittertng
eye and ready tongue. As the point Of
the story u reached the doortsreached.
Whilethe,stranger is laughing he some
how finds himself on the outside oil the
door.
At a dinner given by Charles 9. Ie-
land, author Of the "Breitmann Bal
lads,n Horace told q story OF his
difficulties in using Pennsylvania Dutch
in Germany. This brought from Mr..
Depew q story OF how he astonished q
Western man with law Latin:
Not long since was down in New
England at a railroad meeting, where
/ was called upon to pass upon alegal
question. There vas present an emil
nent representative OF q Western rail-
road Of the Colorado species.
] do not refer to the potato-bug or TO
tho Colorado beetle. i mentioned to
him that the thing he intended tb7do
was ultra wires, upon which he turned
to another railroad man and said: II
would like to know what Depew meant
about the Interior virus. We thought
it was Of the smallpox species"
Here ia another story in asonaewhat
the same VEN: J,
to the clerk, "IYhercshall Iautograph?'
Autograph" said the clerk.
Eyes, sign myname, you know.
70, right here.,n'pi i signed my name
in the register. InSalittle wbileih;tame
some Georgia Crackers. one Of them
advanced to the desk.
WIN you autograph asAeu tne
clers, with 9 smile ..Ign.Issssn..
.Certnly sac SrackeE'
peamlng; YOURS
fellows
LII, clerK treateg VIII goo9 gsace.
Inen'h ne aneaipack anu Rlateo. w Ile;
ielt sorry tor MN ana was someWhe
consctencesstricSen. = Q paa,g saia.
sIhis 1s what comes from sPeeking :,
toreign. language ~, country: /,
MI. Depew attendsitne. dlnneEs q a!i
the various natlonal soclehes-ocoEch,
English, Irish, Welsh. ne always mas
an appropriate STORY win Wnicn y RaI-
nish MS speech. ae Eela.e9 5ns !9sL4w-
ing experlence asls& Faso4 sNay a4n
ner some years
twalkea oat OF OH noeeL
and up broadway to-day q came
opposite q old LONDON etreet 5ullu-
ing q middle.aged nan aecosteu me.
He lookedas heshad seen oetter days.
Ills clothes were very o~!d-iasnloned,
and the top pntton O.. ~, s9tny Soas an-
sTered tor ootn heektle anu scaf1pth.
"a Celtic accent he:saiai
mi. Depew, tnat pglIulng rs tnere
y 9 trayesty on the QUO s1feets OIL lon-
Q :.
"Is1tI SAID I, boxing tTatghsaaesd
and quickening my pace; He quickened
his pace, too, and Kept ppSw1tn me. l
couldn't get away IRON nun.
sIhey tried Y represent tne ouLa
London streets, ne went on
places where sam anu ollver
Goldsmith and Edmnnd BURKE ana aii
them Dyes used g splna theiF tome:
buttney Were WY on. Snp8 tns !,
streets OF on!a Lonqon anu Know ~
ABOUT Dyes ano 1otoT
smith n 5urke. an, ina was aRfeas
period IN bfltlsn history When thlm
Dyes lived.
You not contempofaneous Win
them, i suppose SAID liglancing.at ms.
clothes.
Y, 40; but know alaooutthem.
Fln that ouid Lonaon street they were
represented as being al the tonne IN
the commercial part Of the city, Now,
that'slall bosh. Goldsmltn knew moths.
ing about commerce. he y nor
even sell his own manuscripts. sam
johnson 9 to sell for MN, and
then nc. DIDN'T 10y Wnas 90 WHO
money atterhe hausgotlE i,
@lhta Is 81. fatrlcKs oay re-
marked.
"Yis, know " y, sad my com.
panion. "tlngal and 9sslanWrote ABOUT
St Patrick. lEsay, Mr; pepeM, homer
was not Greek.
Wasn't he? said
You must pc IN the literary n
yourself Isaid.
70, yes; Tan, apoet, and, Ill do,say
it myself, my poetry has, been read on
both sides Q tttheA atlantic
We reached toarth avenue py
this. time having walked up broauTay
to Eighth otreet and through Eighth
street. lSstopped to wait Tor Q Fourth
avenue car and t1rntngto tne3poet sald,
We'll, my friend, how much Is w
What IS this going TO cost mel
He looked panied anassald, Well l
am sorry you look at the matter IN such
Q commercial spirit: But as nave
been out OF work about two months
aud there ts no demand torspoetry Just
nov. tnlnk ABOUT ~ pay Will 90
But TINS 10 ~. Fatrlcks sa!u
Wfemember that but i don't drink