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trickled around his ears and down his

trickled around his ears and down his back.
 .Eaul'' said, Marie, ives. itis reau. Eat is all-l'eaH.
 "Oh, Marie!''
 .ssOwet'' she h.ughed tenderly; '.you owe me nozings--it is mere water on ze brain, and she bathed his brow again .Owel Eat sounds like ze pawn man. ze oncle, ze spout, ze hook. But you dc not laughi An, ze head aches-ah, ze head so full of ze beautiful E-english Ze plasir for me to speak wiz you iI your own tong"
 .If you only could not, he groaned to himself. If you only could not"
 But she heard him.
 "You wish l could notl'" she cried .Mercil Dites- moi ce qui en est. Vat you giving us-did you not teach ns ze tong, you, 2e savant, ze college mani Give us zerestl Eat is too thinl@ See?
 Ralph writhed.
 Marie, listen," he said. This is tor ture-it has been torture ever since met you t Marie rose to her feet
 '.Vatr' she cried. Since you met me You love me notAyou would shake mel
 Ralph caught her gown.
 q would die for you," he said.
 .Zare is nozing mean about me-" she said rather suspiciously; 'live for me l care not for any die in mine. Every time.r
 Ralph raised himself on his elbow.
 Promise me-" he said, with wild en ergy, 'sthat. come what may, you vii not leave me-.
 .sGo back on you?" she said. ''Nevai1 go help me gracious!"
 You will always. believe in me Marie always3''
 Always. Did you, not teach us z' E-english? You are shouting.
 Ralph fell back. burying his. face 1T the sofa cushions.
 Watts up2" cried voice, and .th' marquis came in from the garden witt Jardine. --'Is ze skates here yetp'
 Jardine went up to the sofa and tool by the shoulder the recumbent form there.
 "Old man. he said. ''I think you't better tell the truth" "He would never forgive me, returned Ralph. louder than he had meant.
 Forgive me-" said the marquis sober ly. ''Zare is somzings to forgive.'
 Much said Ralph
 The marquis went to Marie.
 You heslr," he said. "Quel maj heur Fare is somezings to forgive! Nevair You mean you have deceived Marie you no longer love her. Sacre"-
 'Papar' screamed Marie, ''dry upr'
 I love- her with all my soul" yelled Ralph.
 ..Zen,' said the marquis sententiously '.zare is nezings to forgive. You hay, ze jag, as Arritbicherstowe say"
 There is," cried Ralph. "there i much to forgive.
 ''Sarer'
 1t is your English.
 Mon; ;Anglaisl' and the marquis glow cred ''Z;,rs is no flies on my E-english Did you not teach it to me? Are you no ze college, man, ze savantS You meal Marie and I've not ze tight twisted-v catch not on? Sare, am ze Fr-rencl gentilhomme, Ivear ze cordon rouge'-
 No, no, cried out Jardine, ''he mean nothing disrespectful. believe me. mar nuis
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A Newspaper Critic.

It is certain that journalism has no Eseverer critics than some of those who are found in it's own ranks. The other day a man who works on all evening sheet was asked something about an ar. ticle that had appeared in that paper. He knew nothing about it. "What!' said his questioner. .'don't you read your own newspaper Read my own lnl- perr he answered scornfully. that re. minds me of the story of Blobbs and links, you know. They were Bohemians and had got dreadfully run down. One day Blobbs went into horribly cheap restaurant and sat down at a table to or der meal, when up rushed Jinks in q walters apron to get his order. Blobbl was struck nearly dumb, but he man aged to blurt out, Good heavens. Jinks! you don't mean to tell me- Jinka looked at him very loftily. I wait here, said he, in crushing tone, but don't eat herer" The inquirer was left to make his own application of the story. He had no difficulty in doing so.-Bos. ton Transcript
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RetelliI;e a Bright Remark.

We heard friend speak of little episode in the w. c. T. U. meetings {. Shen Miss Willard, the president, was resented with an acre of land on Mount Desert, state of Maine, and upon receiv. ing the gift thanked the W. c. T. U and the Maine-iacs who were so gen erous Our friend remarked, Miss Will lard was very happy in her reply, and expressed her gratitude to the VIC. T. U. and the other lunatics who so kindly remembered her. -Congregationaliat
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REMARKABLE REsoUE.-Mrs. Michael Cvrtain, Plainfield, H., makes the state- ment that she caught cold, which settled on her lungs; she was treated for amonth by her family physician, but grew worse.
 He told her that she was ahopeless victim of consumption, and that no medicine could cure her. Her druggist suggested Dr. Kings New Discovery for Consump- tion; she bought bottle, and to her de- light found herself benefited from first dose. She continued it's use, and after taking ten bottles found herself sound and we'll, now does her own homework
 and is as we'll as she ever was. Free trial bottles of this Great Discovery at Taft's Drug Store, large bottles soc. and $1. 1
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A mechanic in Lynn, Mass, writes to The Boston Journal that in 1946 his faith. CT worked for 75 cents day, and paid $6.40 for barrel of not very good flour
 That is, he worked 8 days to buy bar. rel of four. The son now gets $2.75 g day, and pays $5.5O for barrel of much better flour. That is, he works just two days for barrel of four. Twenty years ago it cost this same mechanic $2.09 8 week to feed each member of his family
 Now he is able to feed them for SLY 8 week, and he lives much better thar twenty years ago.
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Cotton MILLS of the sonts,.

The cotton mills in the southern states in 1890 consumed 100000 bales, orsone- fourth of the entire quantity worked up in this country that year. This is gain over 1880 of more than 400, 900 bales. The production of iron ore in the same part of the country in 1890 was one- fourth of the output of Great Britain New York Times.
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"Go where glory waits thee," she said
 as she buckled on his armor, and pressed into his off hand small package. Ii contained few bottles of Dr. Bulls Cough Syrup. She didn't want him to have to. contend with an enemy and g cold all at the same time. Sensible girl
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BUCKLEN's ARNIcA SALvE.-The best salve in the world for cuts, bruises, sores
 ulcers, salt rheum, fever sores, letter
 chapped hands, chilblains, corns, and all
 skin eruptions, and positively cures piles or no pay required. Guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction or money refunded
 Price soc per box. Sold by E. K. Taft.
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Richard A. King, in Belgravia: l must admit that Irish wit is often of the most mordant and even sardonic kind. Was there ever more sardonic stroke of description than that O'Connell gave of Peel's bloodlessness? "His smile was like the silver plate on coffin." Of an. other and lower quality, but good of its kind, is the following fishwife's sarcasm
 A friend of mine was waiting his turn tc be served in 8 fishshop, while a little weazened old gentleman priced every fist in the shop. "How much is this-anC this-and this--and this ?" etc., till the exasperated shopwoman exclaimed: "Ah Go an out of that wid vel! It isn't fist ye want, but information!"
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It has been found that vaccination is beneficial to horses having tile gl:sa,lers, and this treatment is now being used i'll France and Germany.
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yyhite Ash and Snakes.

White ash is used in carriage works. It is poisonous to snakes. It is said a snake is never found in it's sha Home and Farm.
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There is only one vessel in the British navy which in the last thirty years has been engaged in Q sea fight with Il hos tile-warship, the Shah.
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Chinese dentists are said to possess a wonderful powder, which is rubbed on the gum over the affected tooth. After an interval of about five minutes the patient is told to sneeze, whereupon the tooth falls out.
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A minister in Buckinghamshire, Eng land, is or was recently one of the i...,st successful agents employed by we'll known insurance office.
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Practical Uses Of Woo,,

Witch hazel is large and curious for est shrub. The small branches were formerly used for "divining rods" and an extract from it is valued in medical practice. The wood of the American aspen or white poplar is used in the manufacture of paper. - Home and Farm.
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THE WORLDS FAIR.-The excitement caused by this great event is scarcely equaled by that produced by the discov- cry of Dr. Miles-the Restorative Nerv- inc. It speedily cures nervous prostra- tion, change of life, pain, dullness, confu- sion in head, fits, sleeplessness, the blues, neuralgia, palpitations, etc. c. w. Snow X Co. of Syracuse, N. Y., Talbot & Moss of Greens burg, Ind, and A. w. Black burn of Wooster, O., say that the Nerv- inc sells better than anything we ever sold, and gives universal satisfaction. ' Dr. Miles new illustrated treatise on the nerves and heart, and trial bottle free at Heald's drug store. 4
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The owl is unable to move the cycball, which is ilnmovably fixed ill the socket by a strong. elastic. caPtilaginous case,
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SALESMEN WANTED.

Permanent Positions Guaranteed with SAL AIRY and EXPENSES PAID. Any determined man can succeed with us Peculiar advantages to beginners. Stock complete, including many fast selling specialtes. Elegant outfit free. Ad- dress at once, c. H. HAWKS & co.
 Nurserymen, Rochester, N. Y. Established 1875.
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A statistician of small things figures it out that the posterity of one English sparrow amounts in ten years to some
 thing like 276 ,OOO, ,0OO, 900 birds.
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Bonami makes house-cleaning 0 de- light. saving half the labor. Ask your your grocer for Bonami.
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STAFFORD 0NWTN
 Mineral I>sZGMI>%%1 Spring Water s,ZSkE;'!I >SSkEsI , pFGISTFPEh

Makes Iniun feel llvely,"is what the mo- ble red man told the first settlers of Stafford over 200 years ago.
 This reputation. acquired among the Indians many years before Columbus touched our shores, handed down from generation to generation, is to-day stronger than ever
 The water is unsurpassed forits curative prop critics in cases of Salt Rheum Scrofulous Af1ec- tfons Kidney Ailments and diseases of the skin. Natures sovereign remedy for Dyspepsia and in- active conditions of the stomach and liver. A tonic and diuretic fin every instance.
 Abundant testimonials, extending over a cen tury of its eficacious results in many cases rec ords of most remarkable cures.
 This Water is now carefully bottled and offered for sale. For price, etc., address STAFFORD MINERAL SPRING,
 STAFFORD SPRINGS, CONN. JULIUS CONVERSE, PROP.
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A ringing speech-"with this ring thee wed."
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A hardware drummer is responsible for the story that clerk in one of our hard ware houses was informed that the last tailor's goose was sold and to order dozen more. After puzzling over the matter for some time he wrote on piece of paper as follows:
 12 tailor geese.
 12 tailOr's geese. 12 tailor gooses. 12 tailor goose.
 12 tail
 Then he got rattled, scratched his head looked in the dictionary, and finally formulated the following
 Gents, please send at once one tailor's goose and eleven others" 't ------------- We'll write it 6own till everybody sees it Till everybody is sick of seeing it | Till everybody knows it without seeing il that Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy cures | the worst cases of chronic catarrh in the head, catarrhal headache, and ''cold il the head" In perfect faith, it's makers the Worlds Dispensary Medical Associa. tion, of Buffalo, N. Y., offers to pay $50( | to any one suffering from chronic catarrf in the head whom they cannot cure. | Now if the conditions were rcversed-ii they asked you to pay $500 for positive cure you might hesitate. Here are repu. table men, with years of honorable deal ing, thousands of dollars and a great name back of them, and they say-"We car cure you because we've cured thousands of others like you-if we can't we'll pay you $500 for the knowledge that there's one whom we can't cure" They believe in themselves. Isn't fl worth trial. Isn't any trial ssprcferable | to caGarrh?
 My first journey into the great world beyond our halls was by the Erie canal There were then no railroads in our part of the country, but a trip on that. won drous watery highway by fast packet the horses always on the trot, was, car tell you, something bewildering and ex hilarating in it's rapidity, novelty and va riety. The ''lock passages" were thrill
 ing episodes. We were only five days il going from Syracuse to Buffalo. It re
 minded me of the "magic carpet" journey,
 in the Arabian Nights. D. Grace Green
 aoood in LGdies Home Journal.
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JULIUS CONVERSE, PROP.

WANWpn SALESMEN. Salary and expenses WhNl III from start; permanent place; good chance for advancement; experience unneces- ment; control of territory and sub-agents given right party; apply at once. Brown Brothers Company, Nurserymen, Rochester, N. Y.
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Going to the Ball This Evening"
By ROBERT 0. V. MEYERS

lCopyright. 1851. by American Press Associa-
 tion.1
The Press., 1892-05-05

Then he got rattled, scratched his head looked in the dictionary, and finally formulated the following
 Gents, please send at once one tailor's goose and eleven others"
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-11-02
Acknowledgement O,COnnOr.

The Gazette last week wasted over
column of valuable space in a re-
print Of a portion of speech by At
torney General O'Connor for effect
upon the Irish. If the attorney-gen-
eral is no better authority on the sub
ject discussed than he was as to the
law giving the right of unregistered
voters to vote on afidavits, no heed
will be given to what hesays At the
time of the senatorial election he sent
lengthy dispatch to the Democratic
managers here saying that voters who
had neglected to register could vote
by making the proper affidavit; and
threatening that the strong arm of
the law would be felt by any election
board refusing to receive such votes.
The bull-dozing methods prevailed,
and nearly three hundred votes were
thus illegally cast for Solliday. Of
course, O'Connor knew better, as did
every pettifogger in the country, but
it was 'anythlng to beat the Repub-
LEANS" and SO fraud was commit
ted deliberately, wilfully and malic-
iously, by the chief law officer of the
state; the Democrats in Watertown
being his accessories or receivers of
the stolen goods.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-11-02

cratic state administration has not
been asuccess, and there is no reason
why the people should desire it's con-
tinuance in power. 1t will oeremem-
bered principally for it's defiance of
law in foisting upon the state a legis-
lative apportionment which could
not stand the test Of law, and then
re-enacting another equally objection
able and faulty, in direct contraven-
ton of the rulings Of the Supreme
court. The thousands Of Republicans
who failed to vote two years ago, and
other thousands who voted against
us on a local issue, now dead and
buried beyond the hope OF redemp-
ton, will be heard from next week,
and the result cannot be otherwise
than favorable for our ticket. Let
every Republican vote and work for
it, national, state, congressional,
county and district. from top to bot
tom, and a glorious triumph awaits
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-11-02
The Republican State Ticket.

The Republicans this year have
been exceedingly fortunate in the
makeup of their state ticket, and
from John G. Spooner to James E.
Heg there is not name to be found
which does not meet with the fullest
appreciation. No better selections
could have been made, and they have
been generally acquiesced in, in all
quarters OF the state. as popular and
deservingof support Senator Spoon
er has been on the stump continuous
ly since Ills nomination and has met
with the most hattering receptions
whese er he has spoken. This is part
ly due TO his great personal popular
Ity. our Is also accounted for by the
deep interest taken in the election
this year. and the earnestness with
which Republicans are at work for
the ticket, national as we'll as state.
The fact is this is an easy time for
any one to be q Republican, and to
be fired with enthusiasm when there
is 50 much to be said in behalf Of the
Republican ticket and platform, while
the Democratic candidates and prin-
q Ies 4,ie SO vulnerable. The Demo
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GE6 - =. -.s...sN 80

ty of the states to-day there are I'M
repealed laws authorizing their pri-
vate banks to issue currency, and
they are only estopped from doing it
by this 10 per cent. tax. Ii you are
in favor of this, vote the Democratic
ticket; but not otherwise. Remem-
Der that a bill has already been in
PRODUCED in congress, repeating this
tax, and received S4 votes, ALL DEM
oCRATs, SO that the Democratic party
is fully committed to this suicidal
policy.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-11-02
MANHOOD RESTORED.

alive Organs in either sex, caused by over-exer-
ton, youthful indiscretons, or the excessive use
of tobacco, opium, Orstimulats. which ultimate
ly lead to Infrmity, Consumption and Insanity.
Put up In convenient form to carry in the vest
pocket, 'rice 81 a package, or for S.. With
every So order we give GUritten guarantee to cure
or refund the money. Sent by mail to any address,
Circular free in plain envelope Mention this
paper. Address
Madrid Chemical Co., Branch Office for U. S. A.
356 Dearborn Street, CHICAGO, ILL.
Sold in WatertoWn by the leading Druggists.
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For German American Voters.

Staten Island is overrun by sauer-
kraut eating, lager beer drinking and
small bird shooting Germans, who
trespass with Tuetonic determine
ton wherever their notion of sports
manship or the influence of lager
leads them.-RoBERT B. ROOSEVELT,
formerly GrOUer CleveIonds minister to
Holland. and nOw Treasurer Demo-
cratic National Committee.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-11-02

The Democrats, in the Chicago con-
yention which nominated Cleveland,
adopted the following plank in their
platform:
ave recommend that the prohibi-
tive 10 per cent. tax on state bank
ISSUES be repealed"
This 10 per cent. tax is all
shat stands in the way of
state bank circulation of currency,
opening the door to all the
dangers imaginable of loss by coun-
terfeit and worthless money. Inthir-
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-11-02
COUNTY TICKET.

For Sheriff
JACOB WAGNER, Oakland,
For Register
SEPHRENESS NJ. EATON, Watertown.
For Treasurer
JOSEPH WAITER, Watertown.
For District Attorney
E. A. WIGDALE, Fort Atkinson.
For County Clerk
FRANK J. FLEMING, Jefferson,
Fer Clerk of Courts
CORNELIUS E. DONAVAN, Waterloo.
Tor uperintendent-
EDWARD E. SHELDON, Aztalan.
For Surveyor
MILO C. JONES, Fort Atkinson.
For Coroner
THOMAS FETTERLEY, Milford.
For Member of Assembly. First District
A. J ROACH, of Waterloo.
For Memb Der of Assembly second District
c P. GOODRICH, 81 Oakland
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Every Dose Effective
Attention ! lTSon2l
KIN!ZER BOY
No. 6526 Wal!ace's Register. Standard Bred

Sired by Harry Bandy No. -199 by Volunteer
So Sire OF twenty seven $50 nd better trDtt rs
Sire of five horses with records from al II s,
zig. Sire OF sixteen SONS. who hay pro- nrrt
forty trotters with records from 2.l6 20 ~.
He is seal brown stallion, toaled June - 1854,
seventeen hands high. weight | 800 pou is. He
mounts nigh III the witherS. like tho Volunteers
has plenty Of Genth through girlh, with broad
arcHed ribs and strong. powerful lion He is
broad across the hips. and his quarters are eX-
cellctrt.
This horse will make the Fall Season 1892
commencing July iSt Terms, $3.50 ter the
season One leap $1,000. If mare has TO be
returned, owner can take the season term on
payins g. extra if he 80 chooses Money due
after a""vice. VIII b" kept Mt barn formerly
owned by K Sauter. nth-as, corner of Second
street, one block south of Mann street Wat, T.
town, Wisconsin
r. ROGERS, Proprietor
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Ayer'sPiIIs

Are better known and more general
ly used than any other cathartic-
Sugar-coated, purely vegetable, and
free from mercury or any other inju-
rious drug, this is the ideal family
medicine. Though prompt and ener-
getic in their action, the use of these
pills is attended with only the best
results. Their effect is to strengthen
and regulate the organic functions,
being especially beneficial in the
various arrangements of the stom-
ach, liver, and bowels.
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-11-02
Ayers Pills

are recommended by all the leading
physicians and druggists, as thu
most prompt and effective remedy
for biliousness, nausea, costiveness
Indigestion sluggishness of thu
liver, jaundice, drowsiness, pain in
the side, and sick headache; also
to relieve colds, fevers, neuralgia
and rheumatism. They are taken
with great benefit in chills and the
diseases peculiar to the South. For
travellers, whether by land or sea,
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-11-02
STATE TICKET.

For Governor
JOHN G. SPOONER, of St. Croix.
Fer Lieut. Governor
JOHN c. KOCH, of Milwaukee.
For Secretary of State
ROBERT w. JACKSON, of Shawano.
For Treasurer
ALLEY PETERSON, of era Word.
For Attorney General
JAMES O'NEILL, of Clark,
For State Superintendent
w. H. CHANDLER, of Dane.
FOR Railroad Commissioner
JOHN D. BULLOCK. of Jefferson.
For Insurance Commissioner
JAMES E HEG OF WalWorth.
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Ayers Pills

are the best, and should never be
omitted in the outfit. To preserve
their medicinal integrity in all eli
mates, they are put up in bottles as
we'll as boxes.
81 have used Ayers Pills in my
family for several years, and always
found them to be a mild and excel
lent purgative, having good effect
on the liver. It's the best pill used"
Frank Spillman, Sulphur, KY.
Prepared by DR.. j. c. Aver & Co., Lowell, Mass
Sold by Druggists Everywhere.
ExInAxH Rnon E&anA.xxa
Watertown republican. [volume] (Watertown, Wis.) 1860-1906, 1892-11-02

The wisest course in politics is to vote
for the best man, and you cannot be mis-
taken. So, in the use Of bl od-purifiers,
you can't be mistaken if you take Ayers
because all parties agree
that it is the best-the Superior Medi-
cine. Try it this month.
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He thoroughly believes in it-Mr. A

He thoroughly believes in it.-Mr. A.
j. Rutherford, Geneva Book Bindery,
Geneva, n. Y, writes: II received Sc
wore knock on my head, cutting the scalp
badly. | applied Salvation Oil, and a
few applications removed all pain. tbs
the best thing for cuts, burns and bruises.
| keep it both in my house and shop, and
would not be without it"