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The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1892-09-21
Broad and Lo.ty Patriotism

1t is not the letter of narrow parti-
san. Broad and lofty patriotism in
spires it throughout. It appeals to what
ever is best and most worthy of honor in
American character, and to the noblest
motives that can actuate American oiti-
zens. 1t would not be creditable to the
people to suppose that such Jan appeal
Will fail to have lasting and powerful
etfect.-New York Tribune.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1892-09-21

GROVER CLEVELAND did not march
in the grand parade of the boys 10 blue
in Washington this week. He wasn't
"In it,"
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1892-09-21
Worthy of the Highest Honor.

No man can read President Harrison's
letter of acceptance in the light of the
splendid record he has made in the
White House without the conviction
that he is supremely worthy of the
highest honor in the nations gift.-New
York Press
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1892-09-21
Everybody Should Read II.

Read the presidents letter, all of you,
Democrats and Republicans, workmen
and employer, farmers and merchants.
1t is more interesting than novel to
those. who take an Americans pride in
the American republic and a Citizens
interest in its welfare. e.-Brooklyn Timee
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1892-09-21
VIII be SnIIiYanized.

Cleveland will be Sullivanized in New
York. The best authorities now place
the plurality that Harrison will have in
that state at 100000. The Democratic
national committee is in the position of
the man who had IAN elephant on his
hands. Cleveland is hell bent" upon
licking himself.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1892-09-21
A Clear, ForcefuI Document.

President Harrison is master of the
art of clear and forceful statement,
whether in speaking or writing, and he
has rarely used this power to better ad-
vantage than in this letter, in which
without concealment or equivocation az
any point, and with the freedom of a
man who has convictions and is not
afraid to express them, he discusses the
issues OF the present campaign.-Boston
Journal.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1892-09-21

The Democratic legislatures which
enacted gerrymanders in Michigan,
Wisconsin and New York were appar.
emily believers in the celebrated senti.
ment expressed by the Hon. Timothy
j. Campbell of New York: "The Con.
sLitution don't cut no figure"
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1892-09-21
EVERYWHERE PRAISED.
Comment on HarrisOn's Letter
of Acceptance.
Glowing Testimonials to the
Presidents Able Leadership.

The Document Declared to be the
Strongest Presentation OF the
Cause OF the Republican Party in
This Campaign.
With the clearest perception of the
actual situation and with extraordinary
ability the president discusses the policy
of protection, and especially as it is en-
bodied in the Mckinley act. He per-
ceives that the issue upon which the cleo
tion is to be fought out TO conclusion
and decided by the electorate is that of
the tariff. It has been, and must con.
tinue to be, the bedrock Of the industrial
prosperity of the American people. Pres
ident Harrison stands as the exponent Of
the protective principle, and in his letter
of acceptance he not only most success
fully defends his position in connection
with it, but as effectively assails that OF
his friends, the enemy, who would de-
stroy protection. Upon this question he
dwells at considerable length and with
marked ability. - Philadelphia Public
Ledger.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1892-09-21
VIII Impress the Country.

Its candor, generosity and breadth will
again press hard upon the country the
fact that in Mr.. Harrison they have a
great American and broad-guage presi-
dent.-Trenton Gazette.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1892-09-21

The New York SUI claims to have
forced the retirment of the Force"
bill as an issue. This claim is sand.
wiehed into lraaiic adjuration not to
allow the Force" bill issued to be ob
scured. The Sun shonld pause long
enough to inquire; "Where was at ?"
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1892-09-21
A Skillful Presentation.

Upon the whole, the letter of accept
ance is as skillful a presentation of the
Republican case as the president could
make for himself and his party.-Balti-
more Sun Dem.).
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1892-09-21

Not hiarhSu over lhe bOOule funus
The panicky performance Of few east
ern Democrats in attempting to raise a
corruption fund TO be used in the west
isn't going to alarm any Republicans in
this section. The western states will give
their usual Republican majorities.-St
Louis Star Sayings
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1892-09-21
High Praise.

II is mastery, statesmanlike presen-
tation of the issues ON which the coun-
try is now divided, and will command a
world wide attention.-New York Re-
corder
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1892-09-21

IN Baby was sick, ee gave her Castoria.
ttun s-ie vas a Child, she cried for Castoria.
a,l she became Miss, she cluug 10 C.pstoria,
"aen sAc had Children, she gave thvu Cay'ori7
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1892-09-21

The nation rejoices at the continued
improvement in Mrs. Harrison's
health.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1892-09-21

The latest charge against the Nc.
Kinley law is that it brought cholera
TO this country. Next!
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1892-09-21
A First Glass Campaign Document.

General Harrison always was a good
fighter, with his pen his tongue. or his
sword. He has given his party a first
GLASS campaign document, one that may
be read and discussed in every intelligent
American household; one that strongly
appeals to every genuine American In
stinct; one which has the ring Of true
patriotism, and which will be echoed far
and wide by the manifestation Of an in
creased interest in the Republican cause
by those who believe in the great princi-
pies of this great party.-Philadelphia
Telegraph.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1892-09-21

Now SEE to the payment of your
taxes. October s is the last day. Don't
miss it.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1892-09-21

PUT a tariff picture on the wall and
see free trader get fit
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1892-09-21
REPUBLICAN TICKET.

REPUBLICAN TICKET
NATIONAL.
President.
BENJAMIN HARRISON,
of Indiana.
Vice President.
WHITELAW REID,
of New York.
STATE.
Judge of the Supreme Court.
JUDGE JOHN DEAN,
of Blair County.
Congi s-at-Large,
ALEXANDER MCDOWELL.
of Mercer County.
WILLIAM LILLY,
of Carbon County.
COUNTY.
Congress,
CHARLES T.. ANDREWS,
of Clarion County.
Assembly,
J. J. HAtGHT,
of Howe Township.
Treasurer,
QUINTAIN JAMESON,
of Tionesta Township.
Surveyor,
j. +. PROPER,
OF Tionesta Borough.
The Forest Republican. [volume] (Tionesta, Pa.) 1869-1952, 1892-09-21
TIME TABLE in
effect July 5, 1891.

Trains leave Tio-
nesta for Oil City
and points west as
follows.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1892-10-07
Sold on a positive guarantee.

Fine book of marvellous cures FIR ZEE at druggists
This remedy contains no opiates.
DR.. MILES MEDICAL CO., Elkhart. Ind.
SOLD NV Frank Callahan.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1892-10-07
supt. Educ'l ExE. bit..
Vcrmillioa, :. l.
TIE American Wool Intcre.,t

is the title of an exceptionally interest
ing pamphlet of 81 pages, just publ
she'd by the American Protective Tariff
League, and edited by Hon. WIN.
Lawrence, President Of the Ohio Wool
Growers Association. Every person
who wants to know all about the wool
question should send for a copy.
Price, Six Gents. address.
WILBUR Y. MAKENaS.
General Secretary, l&5 West sd
Street. New York.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1892-10-07

volcanic shock the first one of three)
throughout the Black Hills at the
period when the cave was at its maxi
mum heighth of excavation. The up
leavai of the Black Hills. causing The
formation of t,.c cave IS acknowledged
w biologists to have occurred one mill
ion years prior to this volcanic shock
which loosencd masses If rock in the
cave. they being carried by the force of
the water To the outlet. completely
choked it and the water therefore re-
manned motionless until the chemical
properties perforated the rocks and
slowly allowed its escape.
Continual ucyt wccL.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1892-10-07
Continued nc.W wecl;.
no FRIENDS or EDTG.iYgpN

information. general and detailed.
upon the Worlds Fair Educational
Exhibit for South Dakota is ready for
distribution. TO insure prompt distri-
button aid saw labor and postage.
this information Is given in the
Educator. the October number being
devoted wholly to tins subject and to
full anu explicit directions for the cele-
bration of Columbian pay, October 81.
in accordance with the resolution OF
Congress and proclamations of the Pre-
sident and Governor. Subscribers Of
the magazine will OF course get this
information without sending 10. it.
Others will he supplied. without.
charge. upon sending a card or letter
to ito Educator. Mitchell. S. d., from
whose Office tue managers will cause
the chief distribution to be made.
The same information may bec5tained
from the undersigned.
j. w. MMreK.
Hot Springs weekly star. (Hot Springs, S.D.) 1892-1917, 1892-10-07

aAhM WANTED. salnry and expenses. Per
GiHiamanen' place. .Apiny now. only growers
Of nursery stock ON bot, American and G%anahian
soils. Hardy varieties u,r speciality. BROWN
EROS. CO., Nuis"ryn.rn. Chicago.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1892-05-07

Cheap lands and homes in Kentucky,
Tennessee, Georgia, Alabama, Missis-
sippi and Louisiana, Is the title Of Q
pamphlet, issued by ID. g. Edwards,
general passenger and ticket agent,
Queen q Crescent route, Cincinnati,
Ohio, containing county maps and de-
scriptive matter of the lands along this
quite, mailed free to any address on
application. The South offers great in
ducements to settlers, manufacturing
and general business enterprise-coal,
iron and timber lands are In great
Misunderstanding thousands OF
acres Of long leaf yellow pine.
This line runs through The thriving
towns of Lexington, Danville and
Somerset. KY; lockwood, Hartman
and Chattanooga, Tenn; Fl Payne,
Alfalfa, Birmingham and Tuscaloosa,
Ala. meridian, Hattiesburg, jackson and
vicksburg, Miss; New Orleans, Delhi,
Monroe and Shreveport, La. A ma
jority of the new towns will donate
money and land to locate manufacture
ng enterprises.
Low rates made for passengers and
freight.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1892-05-07

surprised and gladdened to see II to
the eastward. although he had been
watching In the direction OF
his old homo toward the
north. and when the morning broke he
was not over fifty yards from land.
He had been over moon ut sea.
(They reckon time from one full moon
to another) 1t did not take him long
TO reach the shore and shortly after
ward he met an Esquimau with whom
he could speak but still with Diff
Guilty understood. He found he was
on the great island OF Sed-luk (South-
ampton). OF which his tribe had half
fable knowledge The natives treated
him kindly bat as the Ice was break
ing up aud these new friends had no
good boats. he was compelled to wait
until the next winter to cross the ice
to his home. 200 or 500 miles to the
northward.
When he reached home his friends
were frightened almost to death by his
appearance. for he had been given up
long since as dead. He had been gone
within a month or two OF year. and
his return was regarded as little short
Of q miracle. and is still regarded as
one OF the wonderful escapes OF the
many they have from drifting to sea
on ice foes
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1892-05-07
OF General Inherent.

Q. What Is Gypsinef
A. Gypsinc Is an ereridsffng wall nnish. entirely
different from sIl Ksisomine preparations.
q. How Is II more durable than kAlsominesf
A. II Is made from q cement base aud grows hard
on the wall with age.
q. How about kaisomines?
A. They are but temporary. softening after
short time. aud have to be washed and scraped off
In fact, spoil any walls to which they are applied,
rs they rub aud scale.
q. win not GypsIne rub and scale off.
A. Nos when originally applied TO = clean wall
u Is everlasting sud can be recoAted TO change
tints, or when necessary.
q. Is Gypsine Injurious 10 healthi
A. Unlike all poison Gus wall paper held on with
vegetable paste, whiting and glue kAlsomine, u
10 recommended py the leading physicians and
santarixns everywhere.
q. is II fact that the goods are IN themselves .
A. 1t is. A package should always be kept In
the house, II Is great deodorlzer and dsinfect-
ant.
q. How can II be used as a decd orlzsr7
A. Throw n few spoonfuls OF the dry powder In
your slop Jars, vaults, Sinks etc.; IL cheap and
effective.
.: Can any thing but plain wall tinting be done
with Gypsinef
A; Any kind Of frescoins or eliefdecOrating can
Q. Where can purchase ~
A. From your local dealer.
q. How can learn more ab,ait Gypsinef
A. Write Diamond Wall Flush Co., Grand
Rapids, Mich, for copy OF Gypsine Advocate and
Remember the name Gvpsine and get the goods
you ask for. not something claimed ms the same
Thing. or Just ms good. You can follow directions
aud do the work yourself.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1892-05-07

Providence & Stonington Steamship
compAny's magnificent new steel
steamer Maine, now In commission ON
the Stonington Line, Is proving nota-
BILE addition TO the Sound feet, and Il
making a record as a fine seaboat and .
swift sailer. She Is now making regu-
lar trips between New York and Ston-
ington 125 miles) en- route to and from
Boston and the East. averaging about
seven hours The New Hampshire"
will be finished and go into commission
on the Stonington Line in about three
weeks.
j. w. MILLER, President
o. III. BRIees, Gen. Pass'r Agt.
New Pier 80. N. R., New York, March
30, 1892.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1892-05-07
A PREY TO TIGERS.
Deprived OF Arms the East Indians Ca
Not Defend Themselves.

Deprived OF Arms the East Indians Can
Not Defend Themselves.
There are some unfortunate In
dian villagers who appear to live all
their lives between the devil and the
deep sea, says the London Globe. On
the one hand stands the man. eating
tiger; on the other the arms act
warns them to beware of acquiring
lothal weapons. They have nothing
for it therefore. but to trust every
thing to official protection and this.
it appears sometimes proves anything
but safeguard. Only the other day
the miserable inhabitants OF Anami
hamlet in Bengal. implored the lieu
tenant-governor to take action before
they were gobbled up. A particular
ly hungry tiger had established him
self close to the village and almost
every day witnessed fresh outrage.
At one time the beast showed pref
erence for cattle, and the milky moth
ers OF the herd had their ranks
thinned. But this sort of fare re-
CURED to have it's monotony relieved
at intervals by the substitution
Vi lonR Porh, WIN ouo
result of some inhabitant be-
coming acquainted with the
digestive tigrine apparatus The vii
layers were quite willing to make war
upon their striped foe at least they
professed to be- But they possessed
no arms that being forbidden by the
law, while the state did not attempt to
afford them any protection beyond the
general offer OF rewards for tiger kill
ing Similar cases are by no means
uncommon; they often come to light
in the native papers, by which they
are adduced as arguments for abroga-
ton of the arms act This remedy
would be far worse than the disease;
il all the people IN india were al
lowed to carry deadly weapons there
would be no end to battle. murder.
and sudden death. Efficient state
protection is the proper remedy for
an evil which would scarcely exist at
all but for the interference of the state
with the liberty OF the subject Per-
haps the Indian civil service examina-
ton will hereafter include some tests
OF sporting prowess it is a much more
necessary kind Of education than many
OF the sub. ects" which are taken up.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1892-05-07
SHIPPED SCRAPS.

A man in Harrisburg, Pa, claims to
have invented an underground system
for propelling street cars, which is
really the trolley system reverse.
A man in Prospect, Me-, has rooster
that is as good as any barometer. When
storm is approaching the rooster
crows during the entire preceding night.
A resident of Thomaston, Ca, has a
dining table that has been in the fami-
ly for 100 years, and upon which his
Observation-Disclosures wedding dinner
was set.
Chloride of nitrogen is the most won.
derful as well as the most powerful
explosive known. For seventy-seven
years, from 1911 to 1888, the secret of
the composition of this terrible explos-
i've was mystery.
Mr.. Gilman, formerly American coun-
sci in Jerusalem, AYERS that the city ''is
now growing toward the northwest,
just as was predicted by the prophets
jeremiah and Zachariah." He says
there are now over 25, 200 Jews in Je-
rusalem.
HC CuiubOA Va WIG SOiOhiOO ihuoCuu
has discovered that carbolized oil is
one of the most perfect preservatives
of the colors of fish and other animal
specimens. The most delicate frogs,
snakes and geckoes retain their evanes-
cent tints when kept in it.
Bailie Macpherson, of Edinburgh,
lately pronounced verdict parallel to
the famous mot guilty, but don't do 1t
again" He said in case of theft: II
find the charges not proven, but re-
member, If you are brought back this
will stand against you as q conviction.
Col. William Sellick of Baton Rouge
has pet alligator that will turn up
its nose at a sucking pig and scorn a
crying puppy, but runs eagerly to catch
an old shoe or piece of superannuat-
ed harness that some charitable person
from time TO time throws toward the
intelligent saurian-
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1892-05-07

hdther rsSky
the offer that's made by the pro-
prietors of DIR, Sage's Catarrh Rem
edy. Risky for them. For you, If
you have Catarrh, it's certainty.
You're certain to be cured of it, or
to be paid $500. That's what they
offer, and in good faith 1t they cure
you, or pay you, no matter how bad
your case, or of how long standing.
But-is it 80 much of a risk 2
They have medicine that cures
Catarrh, not for time, but for all
time. They've watched it for years,
curing the most hopeless cases.
They know that in your case there's
every chance of success, almost no
chance of failure.
Wouldn't any one take such .
risk with such medicinep
The only question is-are you
willing to make the test, if the
makers are willing to take the
risk?
If so, the rest is easy. You pay
your druggist fifty cents and the
trial begins.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1892-05-07

Stranger-Good-m morning, sir. am
DIR. Carroll. the catarrh specialist, and
] have never yet failed TO cure u de-
fective sense OF smell.
Mr.. Eli? There is moth
ing the matter with me.
Stranger-Strange! Everybody met
told me TO come here az once and cure
you.
/ Mr.. Greatmann-There must be some
mistake. am Chief Factotum OF the
Board of Health.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1892-05-07

Ifeel 1t my duty to write you In regard to
the benefit your Bradycrotine has been to my
wife. Ever since child she has been subject
to the most dreadful headaches, usually sew
eral times month. She has tried doctors
from Maine to California, but none could pre-
vent these spells running their course. Brady
crotine has not failed to effect cure In Q
single instance, one dose usually being suff
cient. Oscar F. Frost, Monmouth, Maine.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1892-05-07
A Double Cinch.

Wishlets The extortion OF these
gas companies is awful don't you
think SOP
Bishlets-It doesn't bother me. We
use lamp in the basement and my
only daughter is excepting company"
so you see the meter isn't lin it y
Brooklyn Eagle.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1892-05-07

"A drop of ink may make million
think" said Byron. Yes, and it is apt
to make one woman think enough for
the other 900, 900 when that same drop
ornaments her carpet.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1892-05-07
WHEN NATURE

Needs assistance it may be best to
render it promptly, but one should re-
member to use even the most perfect
remedies only when needed. The best
and most simple and gentle remedy is
the Syrup of Figs, manufactured by
the California Fig Syrup Co.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1892-05-07
But He Went.

lis it yes or MOP" he asked.
1T Is no. Col" said she in fin Q
scorn.
Il did not think you would desce nd
to the use OF slang" was all he said.
Journal.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1892-05-07
Plenty Of Them.

Customer want to put my money
in gilt-edged stocks for investment.
Broker-Well, there are plenty Of
guilt-edged stocks in the market.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1892-05-07

The father of 5-year-old boy didn't
know there were so many questions in
the English language until he took his
boy to see wax-worIs exhibition
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1892-05-07
DONALD KEN N { by,
ROxBURY. MASS.

A harmless posi-
tive cure for the
worst form of Fee
male Complaints,
all Ovarian trou-
bles, Inflammation
an d liberation,
Falling and Dis
placements, ais o
,eucorrhGa.
pei tumors from the
Of development, and
,ancerous humors.
Aafulencv weakness
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1892-05-07

Tbs Only On. Ever Priuted-Can
You find the Wordf
There il p s-inch display advertise
ment in this paper this week which
has no two words alike except one
word. The same Is true Of each new
one appearing each week, from the
DR.. Harter Medicine Co. This house
places q Crescent" on everything
they make and publish. Look for 1t,
send them the name of the word, and
they will return you Book, BEAUTIFUL
LITHoeRAPHs, or SAMPLES FREE.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1892-05-07

Browns Bronchial Troches" are
widely known as an admirabl remedy
for Bronchitis, Hoarseness, Coughs, and
Throat Troubles Sold only in boxes.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1892-05-07

A shorthand writer at Washington
can report speech with SO much
rapidity that the speaker finds it
utterly impossible to keep up with him.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1892-05-07

FITS.-All Fits stopped tree py DR. KLSEs GREAT
Nerve Restorer. No Fit after first days use. Mar
gelous cures Treatise and " 90 trial bottle free 20
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1892-05-07

Jones thinks a man Is fortunate who
has his will contested after death only.
He says his will has been contested
ever since he married Mrs. j.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1892-05-07

FITs-Epiiepsy permanently cured by new system
Treatise. Epileptc Remedy Co., 70 Broad ST., New York
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1892-05-07

Mrs. Winslow's Soothing syrup, for Chill
dren teething, softens the gums, reduces innamnia
ton. allays pain. cures wind collie. 25c. botte9
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1892-05-07

If you don't want to spoil your child
rem You may have to spoil a good many
rods in raising them.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1892-05-07

This is leap year. 1t seems as though
all the years are leap years as they
jump by so rapidly.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1892-05-07

The most profitable place to put feed
Is to stick it onto the animals ribs.
The L'Anse sentinel. (L'Anse, L.S., Mich.) 18??-current, 1892-05-07
worse for the Nephew.

Returned Traveler-Is that rich old
bachelor uncle of yours dead yet?
Host (dejectedly)-Worse, a thousand
times worse. He's married and got a
baby.