The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1892-01-16
Weekly I%ntelligencer.

Sleighing.
Cold again.
More snow.
Plenty of ice.
Almanacs are ripe.
Lent begins March 2.
Easter falls on April II.
Good Friday is April Is.
Criminal court this week.
Five Sundays in this month.
La grippe seems to be letting go.
Oyster Loafes at Erwin Haekker's.
Lenten season will soon begin.
night.
The zero mark was reached Sunday
night.
Dressed geese selling for S add Q cents n
pound.
There was the Jingle OF the merry merry
bells Monday.
Crossing the river was a rare treat Sun
day and Monday.
Fresh Baltimore Oysters, 25 cents a can,
at Erwin Hackers.
Wheat raisers bless the clerk of the
weather for the snow.
No mails arrived from across the river
Wednesday, on account OF the ice.
The INTELLIaENcER prints the news
Sresh-not when it's n week or two old.
The finest Baltimore Oysters at 25 cents
per quart can, only Mt Erwin Hackers.
Fine line of imported Meerschaum
Pipes and Holders at Erwin Hackers.
The name of the Star hotel, on Tenth
street, has been changed to the Mechanics.
Finest line of New York Chocolates,
forty varieties, only Mt Erwin Haekker's.
An unusual sight Monday was n force
of men harvesting ice at the foot of Tenth
street.
Family washing wanted at
the Lexington Steam Laundry.
The middle of the week papers had the
fun (9) ofprinting some mighty old"news'
this week.
Tuesdays Kansas City Star said that
Elder Martin had not yet got the water
hot at Richmond.
Family washing wanted at
the Lexington Steam Laundry.
Leroy Farmer says he does not have to
light the gas until an hour after dark. He
has a light haired clerk.
III. d.. Mills wouldn't do without it,
couldn't do without it. And his name
goes down for 1892 straight.
Seedless and ondura Cooking Raisins,
and genuine Leghorn Citron at
TRIGG's.
Max LYONS sends us the check in an
envelope and says put Ter thar" and she
am put. NextH
The finest line of Candies, Fruits and
Nuts ever brought to Lexington at
TRIaG's.
The small boy and his shed made things
"extra hazardous as the insurance com
panies say, for the side-hill pedestrians
Monday.
Take your washing to the
Lexington Steam Laundry.
Prices reasonable.
What other paper in the county pays
1854 per quarter for newspaper postageF
What other paper in Lexington pays the
half of IL?
Take your washing to the
Lexington Steam Laundry.
Prices. reasonable.
Smoking in the lobby OF the post Office
has been prohibited. This is a hard blow
at the leather headed cigarette dude, bach
and white.
Hamburg els in jelly, Roussian Caviar,
French Ch%ampignons, Framage de Brio,
Roll Herring, Swiss Cheese, ETC., only al
Erwin Hackers Delicatessen
Tom Sawyer has no notion OF permit
ting his subscription to lapse, so drops in
,~s-<th-that universally cherry way oil his
VIZ as all good. democrats do
The Indian squaw and pappoose with
the "Dan'l Boone parade Monday Great
ed havoc among the boys, as all wanted
10 rush out and embrace the opportunity,
but the manager objected.
George H.. Burniston has taken posses
sion OF the old Star house,on Tenth street,
and changed it's name to the Mechanics
Hotel. lie has thoroughly refitted the
house from bottom to top.
James w. Hill wants to keep in tho
company of the faithful, and resisting the
importunities Of snides and jays, renews
his pledges to the old standby, n en-
blrks for another annua trip.
e. C. Vaughan's time wasn't quite out
but seeing n friend coming to town con
eluded it would be a good opportunity to
show his appreciation ota real good thing,
so sent in enough money to cover the next
lzsalve months, and thus it goes.
s6ger and LOOMS, who began cutting
the foot of Tenth street Monday,
,ted to below the ponton bridge We'd
nesday where they were harvesting some
splendid eight-inch Ice until the high
water came and drove them away.
II. Kohlmier wanted to take he bes
paper In the county, so he carefully noted
the good points in the INTELLIGENcER
then made n comparison with other papers
His decision was promptly made and hi
romed ecorates our subscription list.
n. Hagen the fame OF whose opera hous,
hoa zone out all over the broad state
wanted to subscribe for n paper that ha'
soue stuff in it. This desire led him un
e~rrinpIy to the INTELLIGENcER Office an,
ak silver quarters jingle their music il
our cash drawer.
Now is the time To have your insid
paInting, p~aperhanging, signs &c, done
,yhich we will do for one-half Of what
vvould cost you ut any other time OF IN
,oor Window shutters and such Xix
noipted and stored until spring II desired
Yours Respectfully, UrT RoTHE
Noy is the time to have your insid
painting, paper hanging, signs, &C. Ion
Itch we will do for one-half OF what
,youId cost you at any other time of tn
year Window shutters and such ilk
paInted and stored until spring il desired
Yours respectfully, UT
The Lexington Steam Laun
drv will wash and dry you
clothes, and you can Go you
own ironing. This will saw
YOU money and labor.