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The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-02-10
Not That Sort of a Man.

Wife stopping before a millinery
store) Look, James, at those beautiful
hats, and declare their cost is almost
nothing.
"And do you suppose, my darling"
answered the devoted husband, moving
her gently on, 'that would force my
wife to buy in store where they sold
things for almost nothing? Not much"
And the villain fairly chuckled as he
saw his scheme work.-Philadelphia
Times.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-02-10
A Valentine.

Dear heart, true heart sweetheart mine,
Be my fond hearts valentine,
Then, tho stormy winds be blowing
Then, tho bitter tears be flowing
Over dead and buried blisses
(Tombs Of vows and graves Of kisses)
lOf them thou wit be unknowing-
Only sweetness will be thine,
Washington Critic
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-02-10
A Pleasant Misund srstanding

"This mince-pie is delicious" said
Galley to Mrs. Noorich, 'Have you the
receipt for it?"
"SirP" said the lady, Indignantly.
Receipt No, sir, have not, because
| have not yet received the bill. N-Har~
per's Bazaar.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-02-10
Not Exactly Buried.

Lawyer Martin-Here's me client,
yure honor-a poor felly wild wan foot
in tn grave, an
Plain-drunk Client-Hold on, Irish;
don't go too fast. Dat foot was bit on
by q shark down to Honduras.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-02-10
Bichloride of Gold Clubs.

Martyrs, the master do be drinkin'
a good bit, an it's meself heard the
missus talking this very day about a
bichlorede av goold club for her hus-
band.
Jane-Sure wooden rollin'-pin should
be good enough fur INN. Y. Weekly.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-02-10
Time to Rebel.

Young Father-What on earth is the
baby yelling so about now?
Young Mother (wearily)-Dear me! l
don't know Perhaps that new nurse is
singing Comrades" to him. = Good
News.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-02-10
Couldn't Corner Her.

He-You say you never were in love
before. and yet this is the third time
we have been engaged.
She (triumphantly)-Yes; but didn't /
break those other two engagements
Judge.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-02-10
THE DECREE OF PROVIDENCE.

Hogan-Look at tn dood wild his Gig
arctic along o. the powdher CAM Hi.
there!
Grogan-Lave um be, Dinny, lave
um be. Pfwat right has the hikes OF
MS to interfere Wild Providencea-Judge,
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-02-10

Johnny Boy-Mamma. is the queen
of England nineteen hundred years old?
Mrs. Boy-Of course not, Johnny.
Johnny Boy-But saw in the paper
something about "Victoria, b. Co.
Puck.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-02-10
Changed the Tools

"Can you split wood with dexterity?"
she asked of the tramp who was look
ing for job.
Nom, allus uses an AK" was
the unexpected answer.--Detroit Free
Press
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-02-10
What's In a Name?

q "What name did they give the bahy'
Uncle Mose?"p VIA
~ disremewbered parzactly, butt II
was some kind of beer
"Beer?"
mo, it wasn't beer, il was some sort
Of ale-Damaale, or Sanuale, or Eman-
uale-I forgits which. "-Texas Sift;ngs.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-02-10
Poor, Frail Human Nature

He swore of from poker and smoking and wine,
/ And everything else he considered pollution
But he failed to live up TO his preaching divine,
For the first thing he broke was his good reso-
luton.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-02-10
Mr. Meek's Countenance.

Little Terror-Mamma, Mr.. Meek's
skin is as smooth as papa's. No marks
on it at all.
Mamma Just hear the child, Mr..
Meeks. OF course there are no marks
on it, my pct.
Little Terror-But you said the hens
had been pecking HMM. Y. Weekly.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-02-10

Urchin-Hey. mister! did yer drop dis
dime?
Mister--Yes.
Urchin--Ah, come of, It's q quarterl
Puck
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-02-10
Steering Necessary.

A dirigible balloon has been IN
vented at last.
BIS that a balloon that can be
steered?
"Yes."
"Bah! what waste of time. Why
don't somebody invent a wife or a
mother-in-law that can be steered?"-
Texas Siftings.
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-02-10
Loves Mission.

In every line on flying feet
Love runs unto your heart, my aweet:
fAnd, kneeling at that happy shrine
HIS prayer is; R ~ F9csiiS,.
Brooklyn Life
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-02-10
A Summer Girl.

"Where's the doughter?" asked .
pedouin chiettsin Of his wife.
'Oh, she's sitting out on the steppes
With her young manr--Puck,
The Maryville times. (Maryville, Tenn.) 1884-1944, 1892-02-10

walked home the rest of the way in
silence.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1892-09-14
Or. Liebig & Co, Coming
San Francisco and Kansas
City's Great Specialists
From Liebig World
Dispensary,

VIII certainly visit Marysville Sunday and Mon
day, Sept IL and IL, offices at American House .
Tho reason DR.. A. {. StoddArt could not visit
Missoula and MArysville Aus. 50 and 81, Was on
account Of being delayed by enormous practice
At spokane. viii visit MissoulA-othc At
Florencs-1uesdAy noon. sept- IL. until nerninx
Of iath, afternoon Of 10Th and until morning OF
l7tA, 1t Kaisos house. Philipsburs, oil day 18th
and until morning Of 18th at Granite. and at
Merchants hotel, Helena. Oct, l to4,
DIR. Liebis l. Co. bslieve that \ special rhysi-
oian's success entirely depends on his skill and
ability to cure disease. keali2inx this fact TWEEN
ty years ago they gave up acute cases and family
practice, and have devoted all time to chronic
diseases, mems diseases, restorlng lost health ana
jority OF chronic cases to treat west Of the Mis-
souri, river to the Pacific ocean, Making spsoiai!y
to ord; ;ai tr n %r.sS;sm'p \. n S5ssss ana "a. .p nsr-
form TWENTY-FIVE mons work, no brain y capable
OF doing 80. He who pretends to cure all diseases,
b : bedside physie..n, : surgeon, . shienio
DR., Liebix L Co.'S success depends upon special
work. doing only Office p~rActies and treating
durable, are speedily cured Diseases of the
sye. ear, nose, throat, blood and nervous system.
COVE careful special attention, 1t is n we'll
known fact that surgeons and physicians treat.
ing only, = special olaes of diseases Obtain great
6klli anu are UNIVERSALLY edOt sSN -
men treated confdentislly and never referred to.
Delicate and complicated diseases of women
skillfully treated.
The L ebis World Dispenssry is the largest in
oorporated medical and surgical instituts IN the
world combined under one management. Divi-
sions in Kansas City. Butte City, Los Angeles
and San rrSncisco. The old. the tried, ths
trusty. Not here to-day and away Tomorrow,
but here now. first, last and all the time; COM
bining skill with reliability has brought unpar-
allied success to Or. Liebig d Go. in the past
tEenty-four years.
DAINk. OPIUM, TOBACCO-Drunkenness,
Opium Habit, and excessive use OF Tobacco de-
stroy millions Of valuable men andwomsn yearly.
DR.. Liebig l. Co. give successful treatment bJ
the Chlcrldes, Cinchonidss and the lstest meth,
DDS, which overcomes the habit perfectly and
permanently. Consultation free. personally or
BY letter. and sacrsdly confidential
BAD BREATH-Catarrh ia very prevalent in
Montana It destroys the purity of the breath,
the hearing, the sight, and # neglected extends
down tbs membrane Of tho throat and bronchial,
the lungs. heart. stomach, bladder.
kid neys and whole mucous membrane Of the
body, destroying the vital organs. Dr. Liebig Il
Co. 8 treatment is safe, speedy and successful.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1892-09-14
AN ARIZONA PHENOMENON.
Small Section Of COUNTRY In Which the
Rain Falls Frequently.

Small Section of Country In Which the
Rain Falls Frequently.
A curious phenomenon has beon noticed
in . strip of country between the White
Picacho and White Tank mountains. bus
which has never been satisfactorily ex-
planned. The fret white man who had o.
caaion to pass through that part of the
country observed that there was always
more or less verdure while at Niger Wells;
thore Was at all times = good growth OF
grass, Rains have always been frequent,
and for weeks at q time the dovnpour 10
almost incssssnt. This strip, which lies
about eight miles from Phoenix, 10 hye
miles wide and OF indefinite length.
A gentleman Of q scientific turn OF mine
Yesterday gave tho Phoenix Republican a
Sheory % to the cause of this phenomenon.
He has frequently visited that part Of the
county, and says that huge veins of iron
extend crosswise across the strip, appar-
emily terminating in the mountains on
either side. He believes that the magnetic
influence Of this vast bed of iron disturbs
and attracts electric forces which marshal
the clouds and p~rscipitats moisture. There
are other portions Of the territory in which
similar conditions prevail, though not in SO
high a degree, and he is certain that wher-
ever the rain falls ~abundantly while the
surrounding country is suffering from
drought, there II always the presence OF
iron.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1892-09-14

MEMS D1sEAsEs-while some might won
der that a Large and respo lslbie Clspensary nke
diseases. seminal weakness. spermsto9rhsa;
gleet, structure. variceosle, syphilis, blood
poisoning, skin disasses and all CHRONIC all
its pleasures. AL reputable physicians and
family physicians treat such diseases. We have
never known one above dong so, nor one to re.
fuse to do so. WI y should DR.. Liebig d Go. not
treat them also. when they are specialists for all
chronic ailmen's and are far better prepared to
do so, and have more facil'ti @ and greater nun,
bers to treat. hence acquire much more skill and
experience, and certainly can treat above special
cases far mora successfully than hose VINO do
e eSt sp%fqiai %py.e sisst Of fhf b.: h ii g 8 h" Co. or are to of
cases that have been haoly treated by so-called
cure alls'-men suffering from destroying dis,
lesson and terrible exper ience, and their peni-
tence-as with the ~prodisal son. brings many a
hayward. yet noble man to Il life Of r%ectituds,
DR. Liebig & Co. propose to be good samaritana
and cure them, and then say. 80 sin no more
Mr.. Nerve s Gil' u a wealthy Sa. and d n st1ek
hest doctors in Idaho. He had to be turned in bed
by sheets, had two men nurses TO attend him;
was sinking fast from a spinal affection and
paralysis Of lower ex,reRnities; wen under treat
ment April, 1892, is now abe to drive out morn
m and evening. His casa was compile tied
with v,lvular disease OF heart and nervous deb.l-
ity. He paid DR.. Stodart 1000 for his services.
Writs lor Particular. to Nj; Till.
MI. 1 jill uDI, VI cot Il S'al SlAOou.
states that h8 owes his life to Or. Liebig q Go.
He was a helpless cripple on c%rutches, given up to
die. aud has been cured Of inhammatory rhe ma
tism b. DR.. Iiebig Il Co Such chronic cases
seem only to yield to treatment used BY the cole
brated specialists of the Liehig World Dlspensary,
as | tried others first and failed. / will explain
to any one who calls.
John Turk, a pioneer Of Helena, sutf cred
dreadfully from Mercurial Salvation, Chronic
rheumatism and lmpurity of llood, tried many
doctors. but continued to suffer until DR.. Stod
dart, of Liebig World Dispensary, of San Fran
cisco and Kansas tity, speedily cured him.; Mr..
Hardware Co.. or Judge Allan about him.
Mrs. Alameda Martin, 1905 Post street, spo-
kane. has been restored to perfect health, after
trying many leading physicians. She came to
zee DR.. Stoddart on crntches; was partially para
lyzed and completely broken down from nerv-
GUS prostraticn. Today che is completely cured.
Thousands of such chIonic cases are being
cured by DR.. Lieb & & Co, all over the west.
The doctor will be in Montana from San Fran
cisco. and has Offices at room Ii. Merchants Ho-
tel, Helena, Oct l to l.
Call or addre,s: San Francisco office, 400 Geary
street. Butte City Office. 8 East Broadway.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1892-09-14
INFORMATION.

Remember this: The greatest line
OF railway operating between St.
Paul OF Minneapolis and Milwau-
kee and Chicago is the Chicago.
Milwaukee & St. Paul. It owns and
operates, under n management,
600 miles of track.
Every day this road starts FOUR
handsome. elegantly equipped pas
senger trains from the Twin Cities
that run through to Milwaukee
and Chicago without change Of
cars OF any class. TWO trains daily
to st. Louis and Kansas City. The
train service and general equip
ment of THE MILWAUKEE'' il
not surpassed by any railway ir
America. 1t runs the famous and
only c-lighted vestibuled linn.
tied train to Chicago daily-con.
sidered the finest regular train in
this country.
It is the Official Government Fast
Mail line. If you are going to Chi
cago, Milwaukee,, OF any point
east or south, or to St. Louis or
Kansas City, cut this out:
Leave St. Paul B 7:35 a. M. arrive at Chicago
1900 same cTaninx.
Leave st. Paul A PAS p. m, arrive at Chicago
o:@0 He4L morning.
Leave st. Paul A 6:b5 p. M. arrive At Chicago
Toe next morning.
Leave Vt Paul A 500 p. M, arrive at Chicago
$3.50 next morning.
Leave st. Paul A 9:l5 a. M, arrive At 81. Louis
1889 next morning.
Leave bt. Paul G 7:l5 D. NJ, arrive at st, Louis
6:15 next evening.
Leave st. Paul A 9:i5 a. M, arrive 1t Kansas
City 7:D0 next morning.
LeAve st. Paul G tbs p. M, arrive at Kansas
City $50 next evening.
A Daily. b Except sunday. c Except Saturday.
Palace sleepers on night trains.
Parlor chair ars on day trains.
Dining car service superb.
Trains leave from St. Paul Union
Depot. No trains. For lowest rates
to all points in United States and
Canada apply to any ticket agent
or address {. 7. CONLEY,
Assistant Gen. Pass. Aqt.,
ST. Pa11l- Mimi.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1892-09-14
Illinois Central R. R,

respectfully presents its claims fo
the new and every way desirabl
SIOUX CITY ROUTE.
For folders and further parttcu
address the undersigned at Man
chester, Iowa.
..v "a. j. F. MERRY,
Asst. General Passenger Agent
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1892-09-14
Excursion, Union Pacific System.

Excursion, Union Pacific System.
Sept. Is this system will sell round trip
tickets, Helena to Pacific coast points. lin
tied to sixty days going, with privilege of
returning any time within six months. at
following rates:
To San Francisco. going via Ogden, re-
turning same route, $75.
To San Francisco. going via Ogden and
returning via Portland n vice versa. $50.
To San Francisco, going via Portland and
returning same route, $75.
To Los Angeles, going via Ogden and
Sacramento. and returning via San Fran
cisco, or Woe versa, $S9. .
To Los Angeles. going via Ogden and
San Francisco, and returning via San Fran
cisco and Ogden, 1898.
To Los Angeles, going via Portland and
returning via Sacramento. or vice versa,
800. SO.
Tickets will also be on sale the 18th to
Salt Lake and return, fare $50, limited to
ten days going, final limit sixty days.
Remember the Union Pacific is the south
ern route and makes several hours quicker
time to San Francisco than any other line.
Through sleeping car reservations and
further information can be had by calling
on or addressing % North Main etreet, Hell
ena. H. o. WILSON.
So Freight and Passenger Agent.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1892-09-14
-EW SIOUX
CITY ROUTE
EAST.

Passengers for the East from
Helena and other western points
will find the NEW ROUTE via
SIOUX CITY and the ILaL1NOIS
CENTRAL r.. X. not only desirable
as to time and equipment, but one
OF the most attractive, passing
through Sioux City, the only Corn
Palace City Of the world; Dubuque
the handsome Key City OF Iowa;
Rockford, Illinois, q new manufao.
turing city. that has become q
"world within itself,"t and Chicago,
whose growth and enterprise is
the wonder of the world. With
elegant free Chair Cars, and Pull.
man Palace Sleeping Cars on every
train between Sioux City and Chi.
cage, and with a close connection
with the Union Pacific trains at
Sioux City, the
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1892-09-14
Are You suffering

From back ache, Inflammation of the blad-
der, brick dust deposit or stone in the blad-
der, or in fact apy arrangement of the
kidneys or urinar, organs? If thus afflicted
do not lose time and waste money on worth
less liniments and worse p~lasters. but strike
at the seat of the disease at once by using
the greatest all of known remedies. the cell
ebrated Oregon Kidney Tea. Pleasant to
TINA
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1892-09-14
Thousands Of Suffering Women,

Delicate women who COMPLAIN of tired
feeling, pains in the back and loins, desire
TO sleep. dizziness. painful or suppressed
h~spstruation. will find in Oregon Kidney
4 ca a faithful friend. ltcan be relied uuou
in every instance to give immediate relief
from kidney and urinary troubles Thou
sands of women are suffering every day
from some disorder of the kidneys or liver.
who might be permanently cured BY using
Oregon Kidney Tea
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1892-09-14
Dyspepsia.

That nightmare ofman's existence which
makes food a mockery and banishes sleep
from weary eyes. readily Yields to the po-
tent influence of the celebrated English
D8ndelion Tonic. 1t tones mp the digest
i've orgaus, restores the appetite, makes as
the whole system. All d%ruggists sell 1t ut
81 Der bottle.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1892-09-14
Good Looks.

Good looks are moro than skin deep. de
PENDING upon = healthy condition Of all the
vital organs If the liver be inactive. you
have a bilious look; II your stomach be dis
ordered you have a dyspeptlc look. and IT
your kidneys be affected you havea pincned
look. Secure good health and you will
have good looks. Electric bitters 10 the
great alternative and tonic; acts directly on
these vital organs. Cures pimples. blotchss,
boils and gives q good complexion. Sold
1T Il. S. Hale i Co.'S drug store; soc. per
bottle.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1892-09-14
CpPort
Opportunity.
Master of human destiny am I,
Fame, love and fortune on nv footsteps

Master of human destiny am ],
Fame, love and fortune on my footsteps
wait,
Cities and fields I walk. penetrate
Deserts and seas remote, and passing by
Hovel and mart and palace, boon or late
KNOCK unbidden once at eysry gats.
If sleeping, wake; if feastlng rise before.
! turn away. It ia the honr of state
And they who follow NE reach every state
Gortals desire. and conquer every foe
Save death; bat those who doubt or hest
tate
Condemned to failure. penury and wos
Seek me in vain and uselessly i'm plor&
answer not. and I return no more.
Jso. j. lseAh!A
But fail ye not in this respect,
6eize every opportunity to travel
Over tho Chicago, milwaukee q st. Paul
railway.
This il the advice Of
Gro. Fl. HEAFroRn
General Passenger Agent. Chicago, Ill
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1892-09-14
Concessions to Naval and Grand Army
- NeternnS.

The Baltimore & Ohio railroad will grant
most liberal concessions in the way of stop
over privileges on the tickets sold for the
reunion Of the naval veterans at Baltimore,
Sept. Is to 10, and for the Grand Army en-
campnent at Washington, commencing
Sept. 20. Tickets will be sold at the offices
of the company and at Offices of principal
railroad companies of the west, from Sent.
- to 20 inclusive, at very low rates, and will
be valid for return journey until Got. 10.
Both going and returning tickets will be
good to stop off at all stations between
Cumberland and Baltimore, a region rem
dered familiar TO all veterans by the con-
slant warfare along the Potomac. The sig
nature OF purchaser to tickets will not be
required. mol will it be necessary to have
them stamped to make them valid for the
return journey.
For more detailed information as to time
of trains, rates and sleeping car accommo-
dations apply to L. =. Allen, assistant gem
eral passenger agent. the Rookery, Chicago.
or o. p. McCarty. assistants general passen-
ger agent, Cincinnati, y.
The Helena independent. [volume] (Helena, Mont.) 1875-1943, 1892-09-14

HHERlFF,s SALE DUNCAN HUNTER.
y plaintiff, va. benjamin W. =. Felix and Mary
Folk, defendants.
Under and by virtue Of An order Of sale and
decree of foreclosure and sale issued ont of the
district court of the First judicial district Of tho
tate of Montana. in and for the county OF Lewis
and Clarke. on the I'd day Of August. A. D. 1882.
Hunter. the above named plaintiff, obtained .
Judgment and decree of foreclosure and sale
against benjamin ". z. Folk and Mary Folk.
defendants, on the I'D day of August. A. D.
and attorney. fees. which said decres va, on
the ed day Of August, a. D., 1892. recorded in
Judgment book No. H Of said court At page =.
! am commanded to eell all those certain lots,
pieces or parcels Of land, situate. lying and being
In the county of Lewis and CLARKE. state OF
Montana, and bounded and described rs follows,
10 wit:
Lots f~ourteen 14), fifteen (l5) and sixteen Q6l
In block number ono hundred and six (lO8). Of
the Ming addition to the city OF Helena. as said
lots and book arc numbered. designated and
described upon the official plat OF aAid addition
cordsr of lewis and Clarke county. Nj ntanA-
Together with oil and singular the tenements.
hsreditaments and appurtenances thorsunto be-
longing or II any wise appertnininG.
Public notice 10 hereby given that on Nodnes-
day, tbs l4th day Of September, a. D.. 1892. at
tho court honse. Helenn, Lewis and Clarke coun-
~, Montana, L will: in ohsdiencc to said order
OF fale and decree Of foreclosure and sale. sell
the above described pr0pe ty. or SO much there
of ~ may b. necessary to sat sly said Judgment,
with interest and costs. to the highest and best
bidde for cash in hand.
Given under my hand this 22d day Of August. A.
CHARLES NJ. JEEFERIS. Sheriff.
BIZ RALPH &. JOHNSON. Leputy sherih.
The new dominion. [volume] (Morgantown, W. Va.) 1876-1904, 1892-12-03
SHOT HIS FATHER.
A Tragedy Above Guyandotte that Near
Iy Ended Fatally.

Last Saturday VIM. Baumgardnel
went to his home, three miles ahov,
Guyandotte, in badly intoxicated
condition, and began a TRADE o.
abuse against the members Of his
household. He seemed to be bent
upon destroying every member OF ths
immediate Baumgardner family
when, just about the time he was
getting ready to put into execution
his threats, his son, George, appear.
led en- the scene, and put veto upon
his Intentions by striking the father
a stunning blow on the back Of bis
head with clubbed shot gun. The
blow knocked the drunken parent
down, but he got ON his feet again
and made dash for the boy. Then
he sighted on fowling piece and
let go charge of bird shot at the
old man. This brought him to his
senses. He received the entire charge
in his right arm and side, aud while
the wounds they made are not fatal,
it was enough to convince the old
man that the boy was not going to
get the worst of and he very wisely
retreated in good order.
The affair created an immense
amount of excitement in the neigh
borhood where it occurred, but pub
lie feeling is in favor of the son.