The Anderson intelligencer. [volume] (Anderson Court House, S.C.) 1860-1914, 1892-01-28
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| grandmother IN all Colorado.
There is many silent, throbbipg
corn beneath nice dress boot.
-"Convince q man against his will"
and you will have him to whip.
= Thirty.four pounds of raw sugar
make twenty one pounds of refined.
To keep your own secret is wisdom.
to expect others to keep it is folly.
- The man who never gives up misses
the answers to come awfully good conun.
drums.
There's many man who would run
away if he did rot have to take himself
along.
= We are rocked when young and
clubbed when ne grow old. 'Tis cruel
world.
1t is strange, but true, that when a
man is short of brains he is generally
long on collars.
= You can't argue with bigot with
out agreeing with him in thinking that
you're fool.
= A trial convinces the most skeptical.
Carefully prepared, pleasant to the taste,
De.Witt's Cough and Consumption euro
is valuable remedy. Wilhite Il White.
"A check for over 25,000,OOOO, paid
for the Kimberly diamond mines,
is said to be the largest check ever
drawn.
Don't pen missives to your best girl
on postal cards. She may have suspi-
cion that you do not care two cents for
her.
You may cough and cough and cough
and cough and cough, but you willInot If
you take De Wits Cough and Consump-
ton Cure. Wilhite & Wilhite.
= Women know men better than men
know one another; probably for
the reason that it is women who marry
them.
- This world is so crowded that you
can't pat one man on the back without
stepping on another mans toes when you
do it.
What measures are you taking to
stop that cough? Let US suggest De
Wits Cough and Consumption Cure. 1t
is infal]ible. Wilhite & Wilhite.
= Twenty one lawyers in the United
States have their wives for business part
ners. Double barreled lawyers are COM
ing to tie front.
A woman of Memphis has just had
fifteen corsets stolen from her. This looks
as if the corset were quite extensively
worn, all opinions to the contrary not
withstanding.
can honest pill is the noblest work
of the apothecary." De Wits Little
Early Risers cure constipation, bilious
ness and sick headache. Wilhite & Will
hite.
- The purchase of Alaska has already
proved to be a pretty good speculation,
goods being exported from that country
last year to the value of 100000 in
excess of the price paid to Russia for the
territory.
= Pennsylvania has twelve towns or
postofices with very peculiar names, viz:
stumptown, Bulakin, Shintown, Jugtown,
Puckerty, Sin, Sis, Scrubgrass, Hers,
Mans Choice, Maiden's Choice, and Bird
in Hand.
1t is an established fact that De Wits
Little Early Riser's have an enormous
sale, and why? Simply because they are
pleasant in taking and happy in results. a
= When once home is regarded as
only q place 10 eat, drink and sleep in,
the work is begun that ends in disap-
pointment. Young people must have fun
and relaxation somewhere. If they don't
find it at their own hearth-stone, it will
bs sought at other and less profitable
places.
- Don't repress the buoyant spirit of
your children. Half an hour of -1ner.z::-.
ment around the freight of home blots
out many care and annoyance during
the day, and the best safeguard they can
take with them into the world is the un-
seen influence of bright little domestic
circle.
- Our experience covers many ills,
many pills and many bills. Our ills are
smaller, our pills are smaller and our billie
are smaller when we use De Wits Llttls
Early Risers. Wilhite e. Wilhite.
= The young king of Servia is one of
the best educated boys in the country,
and at Is years old is admittedly mar
vel in mathematics. But he doesn't have
much fun, for his tutors rarely leave him
and he has small chances of knowing
anything about the good times which or.
dinary boys enjoy.
The wheat crop of Kansas would
supply a population Of 100000, or
one-ffth of the population of the coun-
try. It would take $4,000 cars of 400
bushels each to haul the wheat grown in
Kansas last year. No other State in the
Union has ever produced so much sur
plus wheat.
- Ignorance of the merits of De Wits
Little Early Rlsers is misfortune. These
little pills regulate the liver, cure head
ache, dyspepsia, bad breath, constipation
and biliousness. Wilhite & Wilhite.
"A Maine woman sent to the house
of her nearest neighbor and requested
the loan of new pair Of scissors. The
neighbor was using them and sent back
word accordingly. The neighbor was not
to be rebufsd so easily, and presently
her little girl appeared the second time
to say "Motber wants to know if you
will lend her quarter to buy pair OF
scissors with ?"
The practice of "trotting" Child on
the knee of the rurse or the mother,
though it hss the sanction of long prac.
tice, Las 10. the sanction of common
sense, and should never be INDUCED in,
especially with infants. Treating the