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Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1892-08-31

szczu, -odpowiedzia}a gospo-
dyni-uczyni}am to, i to ME
po raz pierwszy. Jestem a
narchistka i dlatego nienawi-
DE ksiezy. Ola tego postano,
villain zg}adzic ich jak mai
wiecej. Anarchistka znlkfa
potem W kilka tygodni, po-
tenn umarl proboszcz, opisaw-
sly Gala sprawe jednemu z
przyiaci6}. Dotychczas ME
schwytano trucicielki, a poll
eva domysla sic, ze ia sarna O.
soba otru}a pred kilku laty
proboszcza Bouhomme z Gre
nellie, u kt6rego take by{a 60
spodynis.
WfOchy.
W San Severe pod Foggia
wylecia} dis w skutek eksplo-
zyi magazyn prochu W powie,
trze. Ma szczescie by}o W MIN
W chwi]i nieszczescia tylko 4ch
robotnik6w zajetych. Dw6ch z
mich zosta}o natychmiast zabi-
tych, dwoch odnios}o ciezkie
rany. Jestto juz trzecia eks-
plozya, kt6ra sic W tym maga-
zynie wydarzysa, wiec trudno
ia przypisat nieostroznosci lub
iakiemu innemu wypadkowi,
lecz raczej MONA przypuscif,
ze zosta}a umyslpie wywoiana,
kto vie czy ME przez anarchi-
stow.
Robotnicy pracujscy przy
wy}adowywaniu statk6w W
Genui, og}osili ssdzisiaj bezro-
bocie. Zamierzaja W MEM wy.
trwac tax d}ugo, az uzyskaja
wyasza place i usuniecie by,
draulicznych wind, klore przy
tel piracy zastepuja wielka licz'
be rak, wiec robotnikom prace
odbieraja. Robotuicy CT So po
wiekszej czesci zajeci wy}ado-
wywaniem zboza.
R0sya.
Car wyjechaf dzisiaj do Fin,
landyi. Zapewne ucieka pred
cholera, ma kt6ra zapad}o znow
$50 ludzi W Petersburgu, 4
kt6rych przesz}o czterdziestu
umar}o. Pred cholera ucieka
800 zyd6w rosyjskich, to z
okolic, W kt6rych cholera gra-
suje najbardziej.
W skutek ostatniego lichego
zbioru zyta i kartofi okazuje
sic powolny lecz ciag}y upa'
dek gospodarstwa rolnego W
Kr6lestwie Polskiem W ca}ej
grozie. D}ugoletnie wyja}o-
wienie roll przez rosyan i zy-
dow odebra}o jej si}e, lasy 20
staly strasznie przetrzebione,
zagaje6 ME zak1adano prawie
nigdy, rosyjski bank pa6two,
wy odm6wl4 rolnikom kredl tn
a inne banki naSladowu{y go
W tenn, prawie trzecia czest
d6br sprzedano ma licytacyi, a
bank kredytu ziemskiego (zie-
mia6ski) musia} przejae ma
siebie wiele majetnosci, kt6-
rych w}asciciele ME mogli sic
uiscie z swych zaleg}osci, a
kt6rych mkt ME chcia} kupic.
Dose liczni w}asciciele d6br
zydzi ME nabywaja ziemi, lecz
raczej staraia sic o pozbycie
sic jej. Kr6tko powiedziawszy
spada cena gruntu W Kr6le-
stwie Polskiem coraz to VIE
cej zdaje sic, re jeszcze d4ugo
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1892-08-31
dnia lgo Wrzesnia b. r.
W HALL WALSHA

ma rogu ulic Noble j Emma.
Kazdy obywatel powinien bye
obecny. Chodzi o zaprotestowanie
przeciw podstepowi, "a pomoca kt6-
rego niegodnie wydarto nam s}usznie
nam przynalezne prawa W l6-tel
wardzie.
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1892-08-31
ROk III.

Chociazby kogo wstrzymywasy
nawet wazne interesa, kazdy
pcwinien ma to uwazac, re wa.
zniejsza jeszcze jest rzecza
w}asnie teraz jak najliczniej-
szem zgromadzeniem okaza6
nasza si}e.
W powiecie Grundy po-
wsta}a miedzy republikanami
niezmierna trwoga, z powodu,
Re setki Niemc6w tam pre-
chodza otwarcie republican,
skiego obozu do demokraty-
cznego. Jest to powiat, z kt6-
,ego pochodzi kandydat repu-
blika6ski ma wicegubernatora
Ray. Do Grand Pacific Ho'
tel" przyby} wczoraj stamtad
delegat, kt6ry z najwieksza
trwoga opow;adas, ze tysiace
g}os6w straca republikanie, je-
zeli ME stanie sic COS nadzyy>
czajnego; mitet centralny
Stanowy przeto zacza} sic ma.
radzac, jakiego Niemca repu.
blikanina, a dobrego m6wce.
naleza}oby tam poslae, azeby
Niemc6w ,,nawr6ci}". Me zna.
leziono nikogo odpowiedniego
ma liscie niemieckich wybor-
cow postanowiono zatelegra-
fowat do generalnego konsula
W Meksyku, Richarda Guen.
thera, kt6ry w}asnie bawi W
Oshkosh, Wis, aaeby przyby-
wal i ratowa} republikan6w.
Smutno z republikanami stoi,
iezeli do takich srodk6w mu.
sza sic uciekac,
Tymczasem Niemcy demo-
kraci wcale ME zasypiaja spra-
wy mimo widocznego' zwie-
kszania sic ich szereg6w, gor-
liwie i energicznie dalej pra.
cuja. Najeto dwie wielkie sale
pod nrem 167 Washington str.
i otwarto tam ,,bi6ro centralne
dla Niemc6w demokrat6w,
zwolennik6w Clevelanda, Ste
vensona i Altgelda". Uchwa-
lono u4ozyt i rozes}ac odezwe
do wszystkich Niemc6w W ca
lynn Stanie, i W odezwie tel
obszernie poruszyc kwestya
taryfy, ale takze ME pominac
kwestyi szkolnej.
Polacy r6wnie energicznie
powinni zaja6 sic pracs, aaeby
jak najwiecej Polak6w W tym
roku wzie}o zywy udzia} W
Rampant, i azeby ma zgroma-
dzeniach obznajamiano sic
kwestyami biezacemi. Pier
wszy dzie6 regestracyi przy-
pada juz dnia IS pazdziernika
Ga ME, jak przez omy}ke do.
nieslismy, 25go); drugi 25go,
a dzie6 do rewizyi naznaczony
ma 29go pazdziernika. Czasu
przeto jest niewiele, mniej,
apizeli wielu sobie wyobraza.
Egzekutywa kornitetu Gen.
tralnego demokratycznego u
chwali1a cd kandydat6w po-
brae ma koszta Rampant po 6
procent cd pensyi, jakiej spo.
dziewac sic maja.
Potwierdza sic wiadomosf,
ze miedzy republika6skimi
Londudofop,; no uc,od low;
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1892-08-31

Negr Herbert A. Clark,
mieszkajacy W Columbus,
Ohio, uiedawno napisa} arty,
ku}, W kt6ryln, W odpowiedzi
ma pewne napasci ma ekspre-
zydenta Clevelanda, wykazy-
wal, dlaczego Negrzy powin,
niby popiera6 Clevelanda.
Wycinki z gazet, mieszczace
ten artyku}, wys}ano do Cleve-
landa Stevensona. Obydwaj
kandydaci p6zniej napisali do
Clarka. Listy tie brzmia, jak
nastepuje:
,,Gray Gables, 25 sierpnia.
Herbert A. Clark; : Szaanow- all'
ny Panic! Otrzyma}em list
Pa6ski wraz z wycinkami i
odczytalem je z wielka przy,
jemnoscia. Jestem przekona-
ny, re poczucie, IL Pan odda}es
przyslugs swoim wsp6}ple-
miennym obywatelom wyna-
grodzi Pana W przysz}osci
obfcie "a trudy poniesione dla
partyi demokratycznej. Ia.
pewniajac Pana, re oceniam W
zupe}nosci Pa6skie postano-
wienie pracowania dla dobra
partyi acknowledgement, pozo-
stale Z szacunkiem Grover Cle'
veland."
Stevenson zas plsze:
Bloomington, ILL.,, 80 sier
pnia. H. A. Clark Esq. Sza.
nowny Panic! Przeczyta}em z
prlyjemnoscia przes}ane mi
wycinki. Gdyby wiecej podo-
bnych NOW trzYmano, to przy
czyniloby sic to wielce do tego,
azeby nar6d zrozumial kwe-
stye biezace. Pozostaje praw-
dziwym szacunkiem. - Adlai
E. Stevenson"
Sedzia Charles F. Crisp,
mowca przewodniczacy Izby
pos}6w ma kongresie, move
mia} wczoraj W Rome, Ga. =
1000 demokrat6w go przyje}o.
Ze. wszech stron zjezdza}o sic
mn6stwo os6b, azoby przys1u.
chac sic movie znanego now
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1892-08-31
Przybycie parOWc0w.

~
WeaO York. Corona z Bre.
my, Veendam z Rotterdamu,
Moravia z Hamburga.
Baltimore; Lord London.
derry Belfastu.
Lizard: Sygnal.: Pennsyl-
vania z Philad. do Antw.
M"Vi11e:' Signal: Furnessia
N. Y. do Glasg.
Cape Henry: Przejecha}
Karlsruhe z Bremy do Baltim.
z Polityki biezacej.
WieIkie zgronladzenie
ObyWateli 16.tei Wardy
odbedzie sic jutro
we CzWartek
dnia lgo Wrzesnia b. r.
w Halt WAT,SHA
Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1892-08-31

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Dziennik Chicagoski. [volume] (Chicago [Ill.]) 1890-1971, 1892-08-31

Potwierdza sic wiadomosf,
ze miedzy republikadskimi
kandydatami ma urzad komi.
sarza powiatowego, wystapi
m4ody pan Jan F. Smulski.
Tax pan Jan Schermaun, jak
i pan Jan Smulski = kt6rzy
zreszta ss W przyjazni i ,,wza-
jennie siebie popierais', jak
sic wyraza pan Smulski = 50
kandydats mi i jeden mich z
pewnoscia nominacya republi-
kadska otrzyma. Zostanie tes
zapewne wybranym.
(Dok na str. 4tei !
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-08-19
CO NSTIPAT| n.

Constipation Is one OF the most common and
painful diseases. IL occurs most frequently
with men and women who are forced by their
Profession to follow a sedentary mote OF life
and who through inclination or necessity are
accustomed to partake Of rich food. Although
not dangerous In itself. It may give rise to sert
Gus disturbances in The general health Of the
patient, particularly 1t 1t Is neglected, and In
consequence takes deep root In the system. In
former times It was customary to cure II with
al kinds Of drastic mixtures, powders and pills
containing some Injurious mineral substance.
Bat this was driving out sin with satan. because
drastic purgatives. although they may afforda
momentary relief, exercise 4 deleterious elect
on the whole system and particularly on the
vital organs and weaken the body II used con
t~lnually. II this is sought to be avoided BY par.
takng Of particularly nourishing food, the d.
gesiiye organs will in consequence cease TO
act properly, and then serious complications
may arise which will threaten even the life Of
the patient. But the curative powers OF the
old drastic purg ,tlves have been secured while
their evil after-effects are avoided, by the use
Of st. Bernard Vegetable Pills. They are moth
ing but a vegetable compound without the ad-
dillon Of any injurious, dele erious or poison.
best medicinal herbs ofihs Alps. They act Is
q mild laxative and emollient, promote the. 81.
erection Of undigestible matter without weaken.
Ing ,hs system: They Me ,hereiore ne pet
known. This fact has been readily acknowi:.
edged by many, prominent physicians Of Az
countries as we'll as BY thousands o. grateln.
under the most aggravated circumstances The
81. Bernard Vegetab e Pills can be had OF every
nrst,class druggist; II your druggists. IN hay N
York City, and you will receive same postpaid
BY return mail.
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he ordinary way to the best advantage
Is Q delicate operation. The saw Is
.bout two feet long, q fftieth OF an
nch thick, and from an inch and .
,alf to three inches wide; the teeth,
lour or six to the inch, sloping Q little
forward, at an angle between that OF
The handsaw and the crosscut saw.
The tusk is never quite circular in SEQ
lion, and this irregularity has to be
allowed for in marking ont the cuts
md all along the centre Of the tusk
there is a speck due to the apices OF
he successive hollows, which also has
10 be lodged by the cutter; and some
lines he will find a bullet in the tusk
% bother him, and rarely, very rarely,
he bullet may be OF tue golden sort,
ased by Eastern potantates SO fire.
: Iuently in fiction and so seldom In
act. No part Of the tusK is wasted;
he blocks go to the turner and carver
md tableknife maker, the spills o
.inds go to the penknife maker, the
awdust, like the shavings, goes to the
,onfectioner's as a stiffener for ~jellies,
md to the lacemaker's as a dressing
.or curtains. and to other trades In
which q strong fine size Is required;
he scraps go to the ivory-black burner
md ont Of every hundredweight only
ll5 Id. remains to be burnt into black,
which is, however, worth from ZIG to
e20 per ton.
After The ivory has been turned or
carved, it is polished on q wheel The
ivory workers wheel Is like q gigantic
penwiper; it consists OF round pieces
IF cloth screwed fast between disks Of
rood two or three inches less in di-
lmeter than the cloth, and thus Afford
ing q plant edge projecting beyond
the wood for the curvilinear surfaces
IF the umbrella or parasol handles, OF
whatever it may be that is submitted
10 its touch. Common work is polished
IN a series of wheels, one fed with
Trent sand, one with loan, another,
perhaps, with chalk; but better work
is treated first perhaps with emery
paper OF the finest, made finer by rub
bling two pieces face to face; secondly,
With whiting and water thick q cream
Used on wash-leather or linen or cotton
rag 30 thin that the fingers a feel
through it; thirdly, with clean water;
and fourthly, with a slightly oiled rag.
But all ivory does not come from the
tusk, some comes from the grinder,
and though it is not always easy to dis
!ingush between an Indian and an
African tusk there is no doubt about
The species when the molars are ex-
imined. There are now only two
species Of elephants, the Indian and
the African. The Indian has molars
with parallel folds, the African has
them with ozenge-s shaped folds; the
other distinguishing marks being that
the Indian has small ears, while the
African has large ones, 9 yard long;
The Indians trunk has q finger at the
upper lobe, while the Africans trunk
has both lobes much alike; the Indians
hind foot has four or Ave nails, while
that OF the African has but three, and
The Indian is ten feet high, while the
African is eleven.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-08-19
sEws Is n r.

New York IS said TO re The best
market for English damask i.Den in
the world.
The gtreIIa business does not
ii0ui ish "A en- Arabia. During the
20 years rain has orly fallen there
twice.
A tbimble . only etymolcRicaily
aousidtrtd q thumb bell, y the original
thimblss having been won on the
thumb.
In Quito. the only city in the
World on the line OF the equator, the
an rises and sets at 5 O'Clock the year
round.
The custom Of adoption Is universal
III japan, where it 10 resoTted 10, 10
keep family names fiom becoming
extinct.
A recently designed incandescent
electric lamp, supported by springs, Is
attended for use in carriages and other
vebicIeF.
"A French community will try the
experiment Of supplying electricity 70
drive is go looms scattered about In
private houses
-pssco county, Florida, boasts Of
having the Oldest FOLDER in the United
STATES. His mama Ia Jonathan Frat,
aud h. Is clsin ed 20 I've 1903 years old.
"a dish washing machine has been
for some time ID use IN a New foIk
hotel, with two pessoHs 70 attend
q. IL washes u thousand oi'i'es an
isogf.
"A large cave vas recently dlscoy-
'ered I'd Montana which Contained the
.t0nss ~ hundreds ~ animals which
lad failsn into Il ami weie una' ie to
tseais.
-{fe latest use IL The electric motor
Ia ,stIaelDe human energy 10 tbs man
:s,sIation 81 the destbsieaiing 6atiing
ebn las ieen found 20 work %hb great
Fueefls.
-.hp Enaisab 61m has Invented an
Ingenious device fof turning on the
Gt,IysDts FOR electric lamps ~ . certain
host, Al ordinary clock y - ADJUSTED
ihsi A tbs desired mcmeot . sprinz Is
ssisass9. pesmItting . pair o. pivoted
II ntaets 10 fall into msreaIy cups, lnus
eemp3stlpg tts sircnit-
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Syrup

just a bad cold, and a hacking
cough. We all suffer that way some
times. How to get rid of them is
the study. Listen" / am a Ranch
man and Stock Raiser. My life is
rough and exposed. / meet all
weathersin the Colorado mountains.
! sometimes take colds, Often they
are severe. l have used German
Syrup FIVE years for these. A few
doses will cure them al any stage.
The last one l had was stopped in
"a hours 1t is infallible. James
A. Lee, Jefferson, Col. .
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Johnny latter watching the bride and
groom como down the aisle)-I'm never
going to get married.
Mother-Why not, dearf
JOhnny-Just look at those two.
She's crying and he looks sorry al
ready.
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There Is no question Of the value Of
advertising. but still 1t doesn't justify
u young man carrying an umbrella In
such . way "a ID m ,st likely to catch
the eve of the public,
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NV Wife

Was miserable all the
time with kidney com
piaint but began lr-
prnvlag when she had
taken Hoods sarsapa-
rIl,a one week. and at
ter Ia Ing three bot
ties was perfectly
cured. ! had Heart
E.s,... p,tarrh and
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-08-19

snodgrass-Thers is n queer thing
about silence.
Snivley-Name It.
Snodgrass-When silence falls It ID
not necessarily broken.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-08-19


Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sJs-
TEN e~fectually, dispels colds, head,
aches and fevers and cures habituai
constipation. Syrup of Figs Is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro
duced, pleasing to the taste and ac-
ceptable to the stomach, prompt IN
Its action and truly beneficial IN us
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances, iis
many excellent qualities commend y
to all and have made 1t the most
popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs is for sale in QUO
and 81 bottles by all leading drug.
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try It. do not accept any
substitute.
CALIFORNIA RE SKRUP ca
SAN FRANCISCO. cAI.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-08-19

Werner Well, young Hardup mar
ried In haste; / suppose he's repentine
at leisure.
Mslton-Not much; he has TO hustle
20 lively for Q living that he has no
leisure.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-08-19

"You are Q klnsman Of the host. are
yot notpn asked one Of the guests.
Eyes" said the poor relation near
the foot Of the table. bitterly. / am his
cousin fourteen seats removed.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-08-19

Rupture cure guaranteed by
DR.. J. b. Mayer, 83l Arch St, Phil,a.
Pa. Ease at 0nce. no operation or de-
lay from business, attested by thou
nnds Of cures after others fail, adyice
Tree. send for circular.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-08-19
NO o IT.

Jaggs-sT heard Of q young lady
who gets . great many people into
trouble"
Gagxs-ssYou cid; what's her
namep'
Jaggs-"Miss Representation.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-08-19

Friend-What did be say to you When
he proposed to your
Miss Rox He said life without me
meant nothing.
Friend-He was sincere In that.
That's just what his possessions amount
to.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-08-19

Gamma kidney Cure for
Dropsy, Gravel, Diabetes, Bright's,
Heart, Urinary or Liver Diseases, Nerv.
business, &c. Cure guaranteed. S3l
Arch Street., Phflad'a. 81 q bottle. 6
for Is, or druggist. 1000 certificates Of
pursa. Try It.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-08-19

He-'Is it true that you are engaged
TO MI. BartOwI"
She-"T don't know; the sceietS pa
p,rs haven't announced it yet
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-08-19
p.t i, i. Y..r Haaa nag

While travelling. Remember that change OF
climate produces serious trouble to throat and
tpnsdsr(tl safeguard against the mo dricf az
tdchx, such as Diptheria, Group, Sore Throat
and Influenza Sold by prominent druggists.
Soc. Manufactured BY A. P. Hoxsie, Buffalo
\. Y. =
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-08-19

Hicks-Sse those two ladies' over
there. They seem to b. enjoying tn am
selves hugely.
Wlcks Yes; I wonder which Of their
dear friends they are picking 10
pieces.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-08-19

Reynard He called me a coward, a
bully and q liar; would you advise me
to fight himf
AxIetree-I don't see what else you
can do; you would probably lose a suit
for SANDER.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-08-19
7 THE STORM.

Voice From the Dugout-.'Is there
anything lift. Jackf"
Jack III think the well is SAFE"
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-08-19

The saving In clothing WHARF Dobbin., R,ec
trio soap Is used. T. ftoertg tftaes The soap bui.
II IL n : new experiment., but has been sojd la
"a years. To-day Just - pure a. In 1859 Trv n \
Your grocer has u or will order 10.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-08-19
a MYsrEnIous RKcEprAcIE.

She-"Who do you think could have
picked my pocketf"
He-"Nobody In the world but your
|dressmaker.p !.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-08-19

THE human system needs continuous and
careful atte tion to I'D itself Of its Impurities.
Beecham's Pills act like magic.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-08-19

sITS; All Fits stopped tree BY DIR. Kline
treat Nerve Restorer. No Fits after frst day
tse. Marvellous cures. Treatise M goo tTia
pottle free to Fit cases. Send 70 DR., Klfne's
81 Arch ST.. Philadelphia. Pa
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-08-19

A marine biological laboratory Is
bout to be established on the island OF
jamaica In honor of the fourth centen-
NY of the discovery Of America.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-08-19
HOPEFUL.

Jarvis-"Do you know what I'm 60
ing to do with the first hundred dollars
l earn?"
Jessup-"Pay your entrance fee to .
home for aged men piobatly."
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-08-19

"Does time fy q fast a. before you
were married and merely were en-
gagedf"
"Does Hf One grocery bill doth
tread upon another's heels, 20 fast they
follow"
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-08-19

Professor Rogers says that every
,ound of coal contains a dynamic force
qual to the amount Of work q man
will do in q day.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-08-19

i. j.. OHENEY g. CO, Toledo, o., Proprs. OF
iaiis Catarrh Cure. offer 500 reward for any
iase OF catarrh that can not be cured by taking
Halls Catarrh Cure. Send for Testimonials.
rec. Sold by Druggists, 75c.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-08-19

The signal officer q Cape May, N.
j., reports the discovery Of q new Hsh
resembling the aos trout.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-08-19
HUMoRoUs.

Mra Nswlove-Charley, dear. I need
500.
Mr.. Newlove-Do you, darlingf How
sympathetic you srel That's just what
1 need.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-08-19
DRAWING nooA uAnIrrrs.

She No. don't sit there, Mt. sp,osb-
er-that's my ugly sidei
He wishing to pleass)-WeIl--
reilly I don't see any differsncei
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-08-19

Teak wood contains an oil which
prevents the rusting Of nails driven into
1t.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-08-19

"Eat, drink and be merry for TO morro~n
Bradycrot,ne will stop the headache. All drug.
gists, nifty cents.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-08-19

A French artist. NJ. Marcy, has sue
eeded in photographlng a flying insect.
The time Of exposure was only l-2t00th
{ . second.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-08-19

"rhat's where the shoe hurts," as
the bridegroom muttered, rubbing the
back of his head.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-08-19

"Hawkins Is very fond Of his horse.
isn't hef"
"Why, no, he hates him.
"That's queer. / saw him riding
In the lark the other day, and he
had his arms about the animals
neck"
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-08-19

Rain making experiment., conducted
in India, have resulted in complete
failure.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-08-19

If you cannot tick a man be lenient
with his faults.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-08-19
8 rHK COUNT.

Sister Ethel who likes himl-Well,
anyway, he IL y polished gentleman.
Brother Jack (who does not]-Pol-
ished enough. but the shine Is all on his
clothes.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-08-19

Stealing away from bad company Is
tustitiable larceny.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-08-19
SELECTION.

Ted-'1 suppose you intend to spend
your vacation far from the busy haunts
OF men?"
Ned-"You bet your life. Old fellow
/ want to 20 where the women are."
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-08-19

Hoods Sarsaparllla has the most MERIT, has
Won unequalled SuccEss, accoinplIshes great
ct CORES. Is 1t not the medicine for youY
|
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-08-19

The Frazer Axle Grease Is better and cheaper
han any other, at double the price. Ask your
eaier iofit, and take no other.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-08-19

The nan who wants to live In coye
need only buy o lawn-mower.
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-08-19

"Gone foreverl" he sighed, laying
down his last coin, q $40 gold piece.
There goes my only eagle, wings and
allin
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-08-19
Discovered.

NJ. de Sartines, at one time chief Of
the police Of the city of Paris. was a
master of his profession. The crimi-
.aal to whom he gave his attic ntion
was almost sure, sooner or later, to be
brought to justice,
An incident which illustrates the
thoroughness of his work is recorded,
reluctantly one may imagine, in the
Vienna police reports.
The chief of the Vienna police wrote
TO him describing a criminal who had
fed from Vienna and taken refuge in
Paris, and requesting Sartines to dis.
cover and seize the fugitive.
Sartines gave his ordersfor a search
for the man, Two months passed.
Then he wrote the Vienna officer:
II have sought the criminal you
described on all sides, and for a long
time IL vain. But at last the efforts
of nv agents are rewarded We have
fouuu the man.
He is in Vienna, which city he
aas not left at all. You will find him
at FauburR X Number Sc. There
Is a flower pot in his window"
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-08-19

"Yes.," said the business like man
who had called, as he handed over .
receipted document, ''but you can keep
the bill, you know"
The Penn's Grove record., 1892-08-19

"How does your new errand-b boy go
~Johpsons"
The long nay, apparently svers