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The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1892-03-18
Guaranteed Cure.

We authorize our advertised druggis. TO
sell DIR. Kings New Discovery for Consump-
ton, Coughs and Colds, upon this condition.
II YOU are afflicted with Cough, Cold or
any ung, Throat or Chest trouble, and will
use this remedy as directed, giving it a fair
tial, and experience no benefit, you may re-
iurn the bottle and have your money refund
q. We could not make this offer did we
hot know that DIR. Kings New Discovery
could be relied on, 1t never disappoints.
Trial bottles free at G.. A.. Kleim's Drug
store, Large size soc. and $I.oo.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1892-03-18

DIR. Meeker's Medicines are pure and
a sure cure for whatever they claim.
Lung tonic for colds Speedy relief
for pains, internal and external.
Blackberry CORDIAL for bowel com
plants, for young and old. Every
bottle guaranteed. For sale by all
druggists. Manufactured by II. c. &
]. A. Olmstead. Williamsport, Pa.
All put up in IS and 50 cts bottles.
o-l9II yr l.ftt..t.Lt,GHJl
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1892-03-18
ExanAined.

Examlned.
Every teacher, whose lot has been cast
among the unlettered and the unlearned,
knows that dense ignorance, united to a
power Of repartee, is more than a match
for knowledge which is not aided by wit.
The following story Of quick witted,
but ignorant Irish medical student illus
trates this fact: When he appeared to
undergo his examination for degree,
the examiner selected poisons as the sub
ject Of his questions.
"Pray, SIR" said he to the candidate,
"what is q poisonous dose OF prussic
acid?"
"Half an ounce, SIR" answered the
student, after few minutes Of cogita-
ton.
"Half an ounce! You must be dream
ing!" exclaimed the examiner, Mortified
at the candidates ignorance "Why,
that is enough to poison q community"
swell, SIR" replied the Irisbman, II
only thought I'd be on the safe side. /"
"Very well, said the examiner, intent
on ascertaining the mans real know
ledge; suppose a man had swallowed
half an ounce of prussic acid; what treat
ment would you prescribe 2" .lH
I'D ride home for a stomachpump.
"Are you aware, sir, that prussic acid
is poison which acts with great rapid
ityr" Es.
"Weli, yes, SIR"
"Then suppose you did such foolish
thing as you have just stated, and,
on returning, find your patient dead.
What would you then dor" asked the
examiner, thinking he had driven the
young Irishman into corner.
DO? Why, I'd hold post mortem!"
"That will do, sir, replied the exami-
ner, feeling that he had met his match.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1892-03-18

Each season has its own peculiar
malady; but with the blood maintain
ed in state of uniform vigor and pur-
ity by the use of Ayers Sarsaparilla
little danger need be feared from
meteorological influences No other
blood medicine is so safe and effect
I'VE
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1892-03-18
Silver Cure.

From the New York Herald,
Congressman Brick "What y got
that committee close.ed in your room
for?"
Congressman Bullion (of Colorado)
"S-s-h! They're doctors whom I've
engaged to invent bichloride of
silver cure. We mustn't let these
gold people get the start of us.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1892-03-18
The Red Haired Girl
From the New York Herald.

Frem the New York Herald.
Mrs. Treetop. "Do you believe
there is anything in the red.hsaded
girl and the white horse idea?'
Uncle Treetop. 81 dunno; our old
gray mare is that fond of carrots she
would follow anything that looked
like one"
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1892-03-18
Not for Herself.

From the Cloak Review.
Clara. "The dressmaker has been
here all day, and in consequence l am
tired"
Maude. "Why thought you had
all your gowns made in Paris?''
Clara. ~ do. This one is for
mother"
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1892-03-18
Somo Mistake.

From Life.
Servant answering belD. my
master isn't in, sir. You may leave
the bill if you wish"
Caller lin surprise). "Bill. have
no bill. / wish to ="
ServantGn surprise also) "No bill?
Then you must have called at the
wrorg house"
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1892-03-18

A high-topcd singer is generally off his
base---Binghamton Republican.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1892-03-18

Dairy men and stock raisers all buy
Bulls Head Horse and Cattle Powder.
For distemper, hidcbound, and loss Of
appetite, it Is without a peer in the
market. Price IS cents per package.
The Columbian. [volume] (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1866-1910, 1892-03-18
SPECIALIST,

In The treatment " chronic Diseases sOlicits
Chronic, Obstinate cases lrhO hare obtained no
retiTJ etsernerP, ana confines his practice TO such
as 10 make complete ana positive Diagnosis ,Cith-
statdmen or their condition. This method or er-
as human skin and experience can do, all ele-
meHt OT diseases, and inspire confidence ,phef
yiOm mistaken diagnosis. On his basis or Post
ipnce has becOhoe strictly unlimited bp q Thhtp
ceSSru results is eQ,lnlied bp Jtlr ana eIceied by
ordinary treatment or ia doubt as TO the mature
Qythttr diseases especidiip fnpited.
DIR. CLARK. Originated, Trdcl,eS ana Practices
To the Juiiy dereioped diseases QC Men ana Women
many socdUed incurabie mdladies. D The er
the symptoms he patient Is ddrised not TO uade1'-
90 treatment at al. The doctor can be consulted
free 0r charge at
NEW YORK CITY, The By,'on, No. 1O7, West
9Sth Street, Jan. 81 to Feb. q, May 1st to Sth,
Aug. 1st to 7th, Oct 30 to Nov. 9th, 1892;
Jan. 29th to Feb. 5th, 1888
BLOOMSBURG, Pa, ELchaii1e Hotel, Friday
and Saturday, oct. Q and 10 1891 Saturday
Jan. 9Oth, Thursday and Friday April " and
-, Thursday and Friday July % and 20,
Thursday and Friday Jan. 20 and %, 1888
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1892-11-25
Fighting the Australian Ballot.

SAN Francisco, Nov. 24.-Judge Law
Ter last night granted temporary in
junction restricting the election COM
missioners from the official canvass of
the vote cast in this city at the last cleo
tion. The suit is brought by James
Welsh, who alleges that the Australian
ballot law prevented his enjoying the
secrecy of the ballot as guaranteed by
the constitution, and that therefore the
law is unconstitutional. Welsh AYERS
that he is partially blind, and he could
not vote under the Australian law with
out assistance in making his ballot. A
few days before election Welsh attacked
the validity of the Australian law by
demanding of the registrar of voters and
secretary of state that he be furnished
with the official ballot to prepare at
home. The request was refused and the
matter taken before the supreme court,
but owing to the shortness of time before
election the suit was dismissed without
prejudice by mutual consent Welsh's
attorney says the result of the national
election will not be affected by the suit,
but the legislative and municipal ticket
will be knocked out if the suit is decided
in his clients favor.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1892-11-25
Arctic Explorers. GOODNESS.


PHILADELPHht,s Nov. 24.-The GOODNESS
existing between Lieutenant Peary and
Professor Heilprin, leader of the Peary
relief expedition, has at last resulted in
an open rupture between the two scien-
fists. The strained relations We're made
public by Peary's action in securing the
influence of the Academy of Natural
Science to procure his three years leave
of absence without informing Heilprin
of his steps in the matter. He had al
most concluded negotiations through
General Wistar, president of the acad-
emy, with the navy department, when
Heilprin became aware of what was
going on. The rupture is the result OF
Heilprin's assuming that he rescued the
Peary party from certain death. Peary
claims he could have made bis way back
to civilization without assistance. On
this second expedition Heilprin dis
tinctly said: 81 will not have a party
sent out to rescue him.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1892-11-25
sugar Cane Prospects.

HAVANA, Nov. 24.-The, sugar-cane
contracts made public this season were
at Guareirazs in the province of Matan-
zas. They are on basis of 51a to 90
arrobes of a centrifugal sugar to be de-
livered at Matanzas for each 100 arrobes
of cane delivered at the side of the mill.
There is still a wide difference in the
estimates of the coming sugar crop. On
one hand the fine appearance-oft the cane
at Remedies gives rise to the belief that
the crop will exceed that of last season
by from 10 to 15 per cent. while on the
other it is asserted by some persons who
claim to be we'll posted that in the prov
ince of Matanzas there will be decrease
of Is per cent.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1892-11-25

S. P. R. COMPLICATION
After December Will IGNORE all Other
Lines at Portland,
MUST BE LocALgTleKErs OR NONE
Will Issue no More Through nor Will
any be Received by Them.
Win Issue no More Through nor Will
any be Received by Them.
TT IS NOT IN ANY SENSE a BoYCorr
But it Means That no Further Impose
tions WIN be Tolerated by the
s. p. r. Lines.

The Southern Pacific Railroad COM
pany has issued orders, announcing that
after December 31st, neither one-way
nor round-trip tickets will be sold, or
baggage checked through Portland to
points on the line of the Southern Pacific
IN Oregon or California, via the North
ern, Canadian, or Union Pacific. The
Southern will not honor these tickets
after January 1st, except such as are
sold prior to that date, and will not ac-
cept any baggage for Portland under
these checks. This order cannot be
construed to mean boycott, as reported,
but it is,intended to operate on single
and round-trip tickets, including those
for return for California points through
Portland over the Northern and Cana
dian Pacific, also passage from Portland
or Tacoma, to San Francisco by steamer,
with return by rail. Commencing jan
uary 1st, the Southern Pacific will exact
local rates from Portland on any tickets
by way of the Union Pacific from Port
land to points on its lines in Oregon or
California, and on round-trip tickets re-
turning from California through Port
land, over the Union Pacific, it will ex-
act its local rates to Portland. Another
object may be to keep the Union, Can
adian and Northern out of the field for
California business. At present each of
these lines has officers in San Francisco
and is making an effort to, secure travel
from that city, bringing passengers to
Portland over the Southern and thence
east over its own lines. This action of
the Southern is in line with that of the
Union Pacific in refusing to- accept
coupon tickets issued by other roads,
and is an effort to secure the through
business for their own line, instead of
giving other roads the long haul from
Portland east. Canadianand Northern
can only handle California business via.
Portland by paying the local rate over
the Southern or on the steamers of the
Union Pacific. Whatever the outcome
may be, the stand taken by Huntington
adds interest to the already very much
complicated railroad situation.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1892-11-25
Good Suggestions.

Tacoma Ledger. Mr.. Powderly made
some suggestions at the general meeting
at the knights of Labor yesterday that
are worthy of careful consideration.
One is that the order should go further
with its ballot reform work than it has
done hitherto, and insist that no man
shall vote who cannot read his ballot.
He also favors the further restriction of
immigration, that no foreigner lie ad-
mitted to this country who cannot give
evidence of ability to support himself
and family, if he bring family with
him. Both these suggestions deserve
the support of everybody who thinks
our present form of government worth
maintaining.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1892-11-25
En- Route to Turkey.

East. Oregonian. D. P. Thompson,
the Portland millionaire, was passen-
ger on Wednesdays east-bound train.
Mr.. Thompson will grace the Sublime
Porte with additional sublimity by his
presence at Constantinople as minister
from the United States, and is now on
his way to the domainof the Turk. When
asked if he had any obligations to ex-
press for the Thanksgiving Turkey al
loted him he vouchsafed no reply, evi-
IDENTIFY considering the question irrele-
want. Minister Thompson was accom-
panied as far as Pendleton by State
Senator-elect G. H. Woodruff, of Port
land, who spent the day in this city.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1892-11-25
The monetary Conference.

BRUSSELS, Nov. 24.-The statement
has obtained currency here that the
American delegates to the international
monetary conference are not prepared to
submit proposals to the conference when
it meets tomorrow. On the contrary, it
is true the proposals have been definitely
formulated by the American delegates,
and that they will be laid before the
conference tomorrow. There was some
delay in arranging proposal six, but this
was due to the fact that the American
delegates came from different states, and
had no opportunity of conferring upon a
final adjustment of the minor details
until they reached Europe. The pro-
posals are in such form as will serve as
basis for practical discussion. Private
meetings of various sections of the con-
ference are proceeding today for the
purpose of considering the information
and views that have been interchanged
during the last two days.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1892-11-25
stranded GOOSE Hunters.

East Oregonian. Levi Ankeny, the
Walla Walla banker, enjoyed two days
of cunning last week at Switzler's Island
and left for home with thirty of the
fowls. Two other Walla1lW gentle
men, Rev. DIR. Law and Mr.. Ritz, the
nurseryman, have not been so fortunate.
They were stranded on an uninhabited
island near Switzler's, being unable to
leave on account of the wind, which has
bedecked the Columbia with white-caps.
They put off in their boat Saturday, but
were com PEELED to return to the island
and at last accounts were still hunting
geese.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1892-11-25
METEORIC DISPLAYS.
Expansive Heavens Filled With CeleS-
tial Fireworks.
NEW YORK, PENNSYLVANIA, FLORIDA
tAnd Other States, Have Graod Views of
The Imposing Scene,
tAnd Other States, Have eraod Views of
The Imposing Scene.
ARE WE PASSING A COMET STREAM.
The Display Comes From Every Direct
ion Filling The Sky with Stream
ing Fire.

A New York dispatch says the heavens
were filed with celestial fireworks
last night, and those who kept
their eyes and minds on things earthly
missed beautiful and interesting dis
play. All over the sky bright spots and
streaks of light were darting and stream
ing. They came from all quarters, and
darted in every direction Some gleam
ed suddenly and brilliantly and sudden
ly went out like the intermittent flashes
from tropical fireflies in the dark forests.
Others flashed across the sky, leaving
behind them streak of reddish light
that often seemed to extend clear across
the armament and last until the bril-
liant head and all were swallowed up in
blackness. Astronomers were not plenti-
full on the streets, and an authoritative
opinion on what the meteors can mean
could not be obtained. Some people
suggested that they were the particles
left struggling behind by Biela's comet,
and that we are now passing through
that stream of particles.
The heavens above Pittsburg, Pa,
were a5laze with flaming and shooting
meteors.. The mysterious celestial mes
sengers dafted hither and thither
through the skies in great numb mbers and
with great brilliancy, interesting the
whole town and country, and alarming
quite number of timid persons.
Chicago says something in infinite
space went to infinite smash. Between
6: 80 and Z 80 O'Clock enough stars
dropped from the armament to stock a
new world. On every side the brilliant
meteors could be seen falling. The dis
play was largely confined to the north
and east. The sky was clear, and the
night cool and dark.
In Denver there was a considerable
display of meteors, filling the whole sky
with streaks and streams of fire. They
came from all directions, and were quite
startling in their number and brilliancy.
The streets were crowded with people
with their faces turned up to the sky,
and there has been considerable excite
ment throughout the, town and around
about. Many people think it was a
comet.
Jacksonville, Florida, was visited by a
shower of meteors, which illuminated
the heavens for three-quarters of an
hour
In Washington there was meteoric
shower about 8 o'clock. This shower
was predicted for the 9th.
Galesburg, Illinois, had meteoric
shower. Shooting stars were flying
around in all directions.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1892-11-25
Fittinsly stated.

Review. The difficulties now being
experienced by the transcontinental
railroads in the operation of their lines
through the Cascade mountains afford
additional evidence of the erroneous
policy of hauling merchandise over those
mountains only to haul it back again to
the interior. The severity of the grades,
the interruptions to travel, and the
waste of energy all protest against the
present policy
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1892-11-25
The St. Charles Hotel,
PORTLAND, OREGON.
SOLE AGENT FOR THE

TL;s old, popular and reliable house
has been entirely refurnished, and every
room has been repapered and repainted
and newly carpeted throughout. The
house contains 10 rooms and is supplied
with every modern convenience. Rates
reasonable. A good restaurant attached
to the house. Frer bus to and from all
trse ls.
: C. w. KNOWLES, Prop.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1892-11-25
Editor Nays Overcome.

Washington Independent. We are
hungry a little too for federal considera-
ton and have it in black and white from
those who can speak with authority
that we shall get what we want. We
are SO dazzled with possibilities we
know not what to ask.
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1892-11-25

JEFFERSON STREET between Second and Railroad.
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THE DALLES. OF
The Dalles daily chronicle. [volume] (The Dalles, Or.) 1890-1948, 1892-11-25
is an Exception.

Garfield Enterprise. The democrat
who has not been named for cabinet
Office or at least as minister to some
foreign country is very small potatoes.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1892-08-12
ciously admit that they constitute a very
meagre part OF the whole, and that it is
best-because it cannot be helped-to
''bow to the will of the majority"

AGRAND republican ratification meet
ing was held last week in Washington,
and a number of prominent North Da-
kotans we're among the speakers. The
following from the Washington Post
will be read with interest by Mr..
Bushby's friends:
Mr.. j. c. Bushby of North Dakota, was
the next speaker, and was confident of the
speedy success of the republican party.
the return of Harrison to his present habi-
tatl"n for the -four years n4ore." The
democratic candidate might be a man of
destiny, but If so asSuredly in '88 destiny
took u tumble, and when the hero of
Buzzard's Bay returned this year to the
conflict with fate he would find bis. ,des-
tiny ever more rough hewed than when
full campaign. There we're some des-
TIMES it seemed that did not know enough
to stay in when it was certainly going to
rain. But, thank heaven, the republican
party played kites tail to no mans des-
tiny. The wisdom of the party was too
great to let the glare Of any one mans
destiny outshine the GALAXY Of other
boast. The splintered side of the tariff
perch; therefore come off the perch and
crawl into the ice wagon. In North Da-
kota the democratic party was at present
standing with II foot in the grave, and
was only keeping the other out to save
funeral expenses. And this demi-corpse
was now said to be trying to get up a fir
tation with the farmers alliance. But
there we're too many schools and too many
thrifty, sensible, satisfied farmers scat
tered throughout the country to make such
a combination dangerous, n North Da-
kota could be counted on to cast her
maiden presidential vote for the present
head of the republican party. 1
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1892-08-12
Anne ndment to Constitution.

Notice it hereby given that the fol-
lowing proposed Amendment to the con-
stitution of the state of North Dakota
was duly passed at the second session of
the Legislative assembly and that the
same will be submitted to the next en-
suing session of the legislature, it being
the third session thereof, for action
thereon in accordance with section POP Of
the state constitution.
AMENDMENT TO CONSTITUTION.
Add to Sec. 10: The legislative assem-
bly, shall have no power to authorize lot
teries or gift enterprises for any purpose
and shall pass laws to prohibit the sale of
lottery or gift enterprise ticket.
In witness whereof I have hereunto set
my hand and affixed the
Great Seal of the state of
[sEAL. North Dakota, this 23d day
Of July, A. D., 1892.
JOHN FL1TT1E,
Secretary of State.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1892-08-12

SUNDAYS Grand Forks Herald con-
tains two columns of misrepresentation
regarding the Walsh county contest. 1t
purports to be a letter from "Grafton"
and is signed Republican" That ar.
tiole was not written by a Walsh county
man o by any member of the state
central committee having knowledge OF
the facts. 1t was written by Editor
Baker, who swashes around IN the col
umns of the last page of the Grand
Forks Herald. Do you deny it, Mr..
Baker?
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1892-08-12

The British free traders are slowly
learning that their advice regarding the
economic policy of this government is
not appreciated by Americans, simply
because Americans follow the advice of
Napoleon, "Learn what your enemies
want you to do, and then do the oppo-
Site" The British free traders q y the
Chicago Inter Ocean, are just as much
interested in the American election this
year as they were four years ago, and
they are just as anxious to see Mr..
Cleveland elected president this year as
they were when Lord Sackville West
wrote his famous letter to Murchison
four years ago. But that experience has
made them wiser. The Liverpool Echo,
a free trade organ of England, advises
the British to "hold your tongues" The
Echo argues that it is perfectly natural
for Americans not to open their markets
just because England wants them open
for her benefit, and that every paper in
England that tries to help Cleveland, by
advocating his election, only hurts his
and their own cause. This is certainly
good advice to British free traders.
They know that Mr.. Cleveland and his
party represent the Golden Club policy.
They have Mr.. Cleveland's message of
1887 as a guarantee of his devotion to
free trade, and they have the Chicago
platform as an assurance that the demo-
cratic party is also in favor of free
trade. Both Cleveland and his party
have made this the great issue of the
campaign.
Bismarck weekly tribune. [volume] (Bismarck, Dakota [N.D.]) 1884-1943, 1892-08-12

The nomination of Judge Winchester
without opposition in a district covering
in area one-third Of the state is a fat
tering compliment to the judge of the
Sixth judicial district. Every county in
the district had instructed it's delegates
for him, and the Mandan convention
was simply q ratification meeting. The
state seems to have been remarkably
fortunate in the selection of judicial
timber, for it is likely that in every dis
trict in the state the first judges after
statehood will be returned for another
four years. Judge Winchester may
we'll feel proud of the handsome en-
dorsement received at the hands of his
constituents yesterday-a feeling en-
tirely reciprocal.