The Newberry herald and news. (Newberry, S.C.) 1884-1903, 1892-10-19
P'INTS FROM PINEToP.

L6C lave SOW6tQlQS.
Everybody take hold.
Soon be fair time now.
Look up your registration certificate.
Now is the time to sew buttons.
!: Persimmon beer so good.
To the cow peas are nice.
!: The pea is brain food-that account
! for the brilliancy of the bright red cow.
l. Jack Chambers looks like Bill Ny
since he pulled his moustache.
It is gwine to be lively at the next ses
sion of the legislature.
"Coal Oi'' Blease's prohibition bill vii
be amended out of sight. He won't re
cognize it. Needn't worry about thu
altar: that will be used in the burial O.
! the bill. Needle can see as far into {
mile-rock as the man pecking it.
If we could just get the Three CE
| through here, then Newberry would have
the union deppo-and maybe that up.
town telegraph Office. IT won't mention
electric lights.
Newberry ought to have a handsome
new church building for each prominent
denomination. awake, thou that sleep
est" ..--.
In course of time Pinetop hopes to see
Newberry and Helena connected by fine
residences all along the line. If New.
berry was filed with rich yankees the
thing would be done.
We have natural advantages. a rich
soil, good health, fine climate, pure
water, fresh air and liberty.
John r. Tolbert wants enough of Geo
Johnstone's friends to refuse voting fo1
A. G. Latimer toienable him to 20 to Con.
gress. Here is one of Mr.. Johnstone's
friends who expects to vote for Mr.. LaG-
mer and the whole ticket.
Where is old McGinty-and our little
Annie Rooney? Their names have not
been mentioned in six months and day.
am awfully uneasy that our only little
Annie with that horrid old McGinty ha.
gone and run away.
And where is Gallagher, the holder
and successor Murphy-at? They have
disappeared; cannot be found on Eureka's
sea or shore. Old Gal. be must have let
himself go whirling through the air.
Poor Gal, poor GAL; we'll never see
''our darling any more"
Little acorns from which the big trees
grow are covering the ground around the
Pinetop door. When the acorns begin
to turn and the hogs are turning too, il
won't be long till spare-a-rib time-back
bone and sausage new.
Eugene Greneker was voted the most
popular train man at the conductors fai1
in Charleston Monday night. Gene will
smile now and King street won't begin
to hold him. By the light Of his face the
electric will pale.
To paraphrase:
No pent up continent contracts the
Needles eye, the boundless universe is
its expanding scope.
Two thousand Chins lay in ambush
for some British troops near Tiddim.
This information came from Rangoon on
the 18th and is all and the latest obtaina.
BILE from that quarter.
A cloudburst devastated the provinces
OF Genoa and Porto Maurizia last Friday.
Busalla, Mahnnaego and GioYo suffered
much damage.
1888 natives OF the Gilbert Islands were
recently sold to wealthy plantation OWL
ers of Central America for 500 head.
It sounds like icy winter when one
reads that the "Union Pacific trains are
buried IN deep snow drifts" and that out
IN Colorado 'the severest storm ever
known has been raging here"
Bishop Brown of the A. N. E. Church
has written letter advising the colored
people to vote for Cleveland.
Capt. G.. M. Hodges, of Hodges, while
working his gin on Friday, was jerked
down by the saws catching his coat
Both arms were so fearfully mutIated
they had to be amputated.
There was barbecue in Quincy, III.
Thursday last, at which there were thirty
thousand people. Our Mills champions
would be happy if they could get big
crowd Like that to cue.
A man-actually-klled himself-be.
cause-his wife-would-not-let him &c
to see Jim Corbett give an exhibition
in Wlkesbarre, Pa.
Mr.. Editor, this is the 18th epistle Of
Pinetop and the first to hold complaint
against the types. I am certain it was
written that the man who contracted tc
sell pindars at the Worlds Fair was to
pay $4,000 for toe job. 1t appeared
100000. That is big enough, in all con.
science; but there must have been 0 II
the 4 box. Then there were some errors
in the report Of the hanging-changes oi
words, etc.-which didn't set WELL
But ''we" won't grumble, as there were
other mistakes more ridiculous In the
same paper, notably: "What the teachers
can do too make our schools more eff
cient," and "Do We advance children *
fast IN our common schools?"
The Methodist Conference meets II
Charleston the last week in the nexi
month.
| Twenty-Five thousand school boys pa
raded the streets of New York last week
in honor of Columbus.
"Four years more for Grover" is the
sentiment and tariff reform the issue.
A bright, beautiful girl the other day
made remark that must be recorded In
the annals of Pinetop: She said the
| weather sis just lovely" you've heard
'em say ''just lovely''] at this season; but
that however glorious it may be, there is
q little sadness in nature "when The
leaves begin to fall"
It has been very quiet within the past
few days in Mr.. D. B. Wheeler's Office
Swindler has been absent. Since that
| was written he has returned and trouble
re-begun. It is never Like Sunday wher
Swindler's around.
A new counterfeit S. silver certificate
has been put in circulation.
The prominent Republicans all owe,
the country are aocking to Cleveland.
The militia has been Withdrawn from
Homestead, Pa.
Diphtheria is so bad in Ohio that every
school In one township has been closed.