San Saba County news. [volume] (San Saba, Tex.) 1874-19??, 1892-03-18

I'D. NEMo D. uc Sldoo 10 SAOh-
ing, birds are singing, hens are
laying, fine rain has fallen, and
everything seems to be dressing
up in spring style, probably spring
will soon arrive, when it comes we
want it Immediately announced be-
cause we stilish people don't want
to be attired in spring clothing in
the winter time, that would be an
intrusion on the season, and then
us people are gettin purity hifaloot-
in anyhow. We farmers are trying
to keen pace with the progress;
we have sorter got it in our heads
that We rlrst gait the cd way of
doing and rub out and begin new,
as it were. Little one horse plows
have no more charms fer us. We
like these heightened yanky ridin
plows. Yes sir! what's the use of
staying SO far behind the world
when we can get a pillow that's
manufactured away back there in
yankeydom which will harrow the
ground, pillow in the stumps and
split it into stovewood, cultivate
the crop ard do everything else but
90 to mill. Now the fact of the
business is we'uns down here keep
getting more sensible all the time
and still we want to learn more all
the time, SO once and awhile we
have to get dot or SO from the
Editors describing how to take the
rock out of the other end of the
sack and divide the corn and adj
vertise more literally &c. But
now for this new impetus in agri-
culture, we must have imported
amongst US some courteous loving
gentleman who feels such an inter
est in our welfare that he can no
longer refrain from letting it be
known to us; so he comes to see US
in person and is always oh, so hap
py to see us, he shows US his goods
and then tells us that We have been
highly recommended to him as
Just the fellows to come to, there
fore has called around. He then
begins to put an affection bait on
his hook. If we nibble he goes on
but if he thinks we amt going to
grab Fighter hold he'd put on
L ash bal, iFep auother.uns:l-Gael-
ly he'd bait with something so
smart and SO funny that we will
nail Fighter hold and freeze to it.
We are now prepared to consid-
err more prolifcer and decide that
we are not as enterprising as we
should be. We want to farm
little more hiferlootin. We've got
some six bit ponies too and if we
don't put them to work we can't do
nothing no how.
Mr.. Editor, we got sorter stuck
on that man who sold the Yanky
plows. He was so hifalootin polly
tick, he said, said he I just tell you
brethren we poor downtroden
hardy handed farmers are going to
down those dadblasted National
banks and we are going to have
free silver and gold too. In fact
bretheren justice equity and love
is on our side. We feed them &c.
Yes Stree said he, he said with
their herculean strength as it were
they have clutched us and have
thrown around US their mighty
claim and before they lock 1t
around us and throw away the key
brethren we must break it into
splinnix and knock the whole Ka-
poodle pell nell.
Now in regard to this double
self-acting with the assistance OF
about six mules forty horse power
agricultural promater. I'll tell you
its cheap and then look atthe time
you get on it, only S75 at interest.
Why Just look says he, he says,
you can go out and throw up the
earth before you are half through
then go fishing and read the re-
form papers more. Well yes says
we but doggon, but how about the
note? Why he says, saya he, this
here machine is as selfsustaining
as the Government is going to be.
IL we'll all right, Tie take one
thor Old Foov