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Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21

Both the method and results s. .4ea
Syrup of Figs is taken; !. is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanseS the sys-
tenn easctua.ly. dispels colds, head
aches and feyers and cures hsbitusl
constipation. Syrup Of Figs is the
only remedy of lie kind ever pro
daced, pleasing 20 the taste and SC
cepsable TO the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in It's
effects, prepared only from The nost
healthy and agreeable substances, It's
many excellent qualities commend it
TO all and hare made it The most
popular remedy knewn.
Syrup of Figs Is for sale in soc
and 81 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do not accept an.
substitute.
CALIFORNIA re SYRUP co.
SAY FRANCISCO ca.
LOUISVILLE. ~. kfa f06k. az
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21

Discover. II invigcrsfsx the liver, per lies
ard eariches ERE hood, and rouses cxery
orrsa tate h.sithv sr-ion n tbs r7s&ss
N cures Every part 81 fe~ sTst~ra feels -
savinx influence nrsp~psss, Insifastto-s,
Rsls1axness. scFwfrieus. Skln snd Sesip pl-
esa~--evsa Cessansptssn er LaHg sfscfsls
ia "a essiser s.sgs4. Ell yield - a. Is tke
nnly Lives, Riooa snd InAg TsrnSay thst's
tssssrrs.tesd - hsr.eft ~ curs. ~ TIE messy
4 rsfanS~s Tryfns terTes 81 ssli on-hat itt
q nsefsesns fhss cas- carrr tk~sA eat
u.s s~ysAssz $50, ~ ssr pstcs, - r~a1sy
- shesH
ksslAsA Nessie&i Ds~ev-rv~ consssns -
sleehal - sa.AFsass. ard - s-ras ex saTsf
q ssssss sige>tlss
It's eens~zsfssea v>sessisse sst~sr7 r~ss
ep n a.rss I-ssta@ piaas@nt - sss ises~,
ssd equally god fes scalss "a ekliifcA.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21
Preparing for Emergencies.

Mr. Howell (of the firm of Gettup &c
Howell)-James. is there any Grape in
the store?
Clerk-Plenty of it. sir.
Mr. Howell-You may tie piece of it
on the doorknob, put up the shutters.
lock up everything securely and go
home.
mo news Of any death, ! hope"
tGloomily) mot yet, but there proba-
bly, will be before night. The gas bill
has come. "-Chicago Tribune.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21
news Of any death, ! hope.


Mrs. Greatchum-How can You wear
that glaring bonnet, my love? | never
liked it.
Mrs. Toosweet-Ny husband likes it,
and as long as please him don't care.
(Intermission Of two hours.)
Mr.. Tooswect--Cnn't we have little
Of that ounce preserve for tea tonight.
ClnTissa?
Mrs. T.-Not much. That's for CON-
pany.-Harper's Bazaar.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21

with red hot pitcafurk tossing the human
race into paroxysuns Of infinite agony. The
sermon that | am now preaching behaves
in God Of loving. ksodly warning. the Ged
of spring snd wiater, the Gcd Of the Plei-
AIDES ssd Orion
Yoa must remember that the water IL
Just .s important as the spring lie. one
winter pass without frost 10 kill vegeta-
ton and ice 60 bind the rivers ard snow to
enrich orr fields and than you will have 10
enlarge your hospitals and your cemeteries.
green Christmas makes a Fat grave
yard vas tie ald prsvrrh. Storms 70
parity the air Theruscrr-ter ~ ten de-
grees Above zero 40 tere up the sTstsna.
Deoenab~r ard Jsnusry fast ~ important
a. Mar .nd Jrne tell rrr - nrsi -,
sturrns Of RE - muen - 90 do ina sur
shine. TksFs are ssoEs men ruined by
proepsrity ehan by adversely. II va he'd
eur sv~a wsy n lhe. before tsis We would
have bsen irapersonsslons 81 selashsess
and wasldlins.s sad diarussins rin. sna
puf7ea up ursil "a wepa have been lie
Julius Cesar, who sss MADE - sYco-
phsnte 70 bessevs that he ~as di-fse. and
the frscklss On his fsce we're - rsavs az The
frmannert.
One a tae swffte-s srsns.sssntic scy Aees
rns.ie Asa a. rnrnsr ~ su- rwffa~ss sse.ner
VS. b-rsan. .Ae he'd ferxay ~isd shaft.
sssssax 80 fsen Me- ys~a - L4~srgeoi.
nst - sAz~s eesas IN 49, efgs<ss- str~s-
tiea shs -savsa ~.s q b.f~sssg srri aia-
srsnes. n b . BOD sstnx u have -sersn
sAe>-a. p~sAEss ~ esek sak 8 ~s BE- ed .
sals4r-~ s>a ssins toward hss*en th>
sss<sss - l1f. ~i4i snis sAs-s ss fte sssaes
40. a. - 4 - - h..1k4 =
ss~s ss> s>ss~essas -zs tYpssss~ ssa SITS
srzas sd sseeea~s ~ sts i@sA zs.s ss@ are
ga as1a~zasa ssses.ss "a 1890 aPsa tsas
eaTts, ssss sfs ssl@s dsssas sassFssiaa }
sal ~ ss>@ t4-zt sa@ ts~-z - al4a sessa kkafs
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21

Foreman quarry gang)-It's sad news
Oh nov fur yez, Mrs. McGsharraghty.
Y'r husbands new watch is broken. 1t
waz a foine watch, an it's smashed all
to PAGES.
Mrs. McG.-Dcarie ne! How did it
happen?
Foreman-A ten ton rock fell on i'm.
New York Weekly.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21

The young man has not reached home
yet, bat as the walking is said 10 be
pretty fair nowadays he viii be due IN
Chicago about the middle of next week.
chicago Nail
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21

ward pasteboard card which ornament
e ne wall o. the saloon. X rad.
Grand Rapids herald. [volume] (Grand Rapids, Mich.) 1892-1959, 1892-03-21

A,sf Rs se1r
against afssesa
Danger ce@S
oftsnsss thioasa
impure heed
Keep ysFz bod
in srder and vsa
keep IN health.
For this rothtaT
eT'asDr Figc~s
Golden Nsfiis.l
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-26
THE MORRISON HOUSE

Centrally located on line Of street cars Offers
~ pleasant south rooms, with excellent
board at moderate prices Sewerage
and ventilation perfect the sanitary condi-
ton of the house is OF the best. Corner Brough-
on and Drsyton streets. Savannah Go - n
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HOTELS.
FIFTH AVENUE HOTEL.
HOTELS.
MADISON SQUARE. N. y

W.T. II = IT '17' ~
THE LARGEST. BEST APPOINTED and
L MOST literally managed hotel In the city,
with tie most central and delightful location
HITCHCOCK, DARLING & co.
A. P. DARLING, formerly Of the Battle House.
Mobile.
HIRAM HITCHCOCK. formerly OF the 81. Charles
Hotel, New orlsans.
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1oc a yard for Percales worth re.

10c yard for Percales worth iSc.
SC q yard for Pineapple Tissues, light and dark
grounds, worth Toe
616c yard for beautiful Dress Gipghams, re-
duced from lOc
6l4c yard for Striped Outing Flannel, former
price l0c.
8lkc, SC and $40 a yard for White, Plaid and
Striped Muslns and Nainsoolrs, fine value for
sc, &c and i0c.
6s4c yard for fine yard wide soft finish Shirt
ing, equal to Eonsdale and Fruit OF the Loom,
regular price 10c
23c yard best 1914 Bleached Sheeting, sold
elsewhere for s5c.
S%eeplng reductions in Towels Table Linens
and Napkins
ESQ each i2-{ White Crochet Quilts. worth 81.
81 25 eaoh 12-4 White Marseilles Quilts, cut
from 81.
Our entire stock Black and Colored Dress Goods
aud Silks at actual cost.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-26

&c each Ladies' Ribbed Undervests sold else
where for 100
&c apd 15c each Ladies' Ribbed Undervests. cut
from 15c and 25c.
lie and 19c each Ladies' Black Taffeta and Silk
Mitts, reduced from 20c and a5c.
l5c pair Children's Fast Black Ribbed Hose,
regular made, all sizes, cut from 25c.
i5c each ladies' Solid Leather Belts, cut from
CSC.
49c each Ladies French Woven and Ventilating
Corsets, worth 75c and 81.
29c each Gents Unlaundered Shirts, linen bosom
and bands, cannot be beat less than SOC.
Boo each Balbriggan Undervests, regular price
SOC.
l5c each Roys PeBeale Shirt Waists all sizes
worth 25c,
49c each Ladies' Perosle. Saline and Madras
Shirt Waists. reduced from 75c.
CSC each Black GlorlaSilk Umbrellas, gold and
silver mounted, cut down from 81 so.
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-26
PROPOSALS WANTED.

year, In vessels ofAthe third class. Time
for voyage not to exceed five days. Bond
required with bid S15, coo.
NoTE.-On return voyages vessels may touch
AZ any ports not named IN the schedule il by
doing so the outward Voyages are not delayed.
Circulars containing copy Of the above citsd
act a list Of the routes instructions to bidders
and blank forms Of proposals with accompany
ing bonds, cap be obtained of the Superintend-
ept Of BoEeign Mails. Post Office Department,
on and after June 4, 1S9a
JOIN WASAMAKER
Postmaster General.
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BECAUSE HE LIKES 70.

WORKS BECAUSE HE LIKES TO.
he Interrupted me onc9 more with the
ZANE old sound Of dissent, and repeated
ironically, They sayl" After minute he
aT1 H You ask me why don't stop WORK.
q. Il 90 1t If you will answer me one ques-
Hon; What else can l go at that will do as
- good and give me as much satisfac-
uon' Wen, you can't answer it. Nobody
.a1; have thought ID over. This is my
uaue' Another thing: Every man likes 20
e4cel' de likes to prove to be worth as
!Lluch as folks say he is worth. Hardly any
man sold out suddenly would measure up
o4ual TO his reputation. Men take the same
pleasure in accommodating that boys do In
cunning races and climbing trees
81 uouiont be happy IL left the street. And
suere are thousand men depending on me
ayr Work-what would they dog
As took my leave the old gentleman
turned and said "no" to an offer to purchase
. privilege" 1t then occurred to me that
nls race had not taken on a wrinkle in ten
years, and that his clothes had improved
.ue latter fact perhaps indicating a weaken
.lg OF his financial ability. Nearly fifty
years ago, when he was not worth 5000,
russell Sage, NJ. G. advocated the passage
through congress of the bill
70 purchase Mount Vernon. Now
ne Is worth scores of mill
IONS ~ and he does not spend a hundredth part
VI the interest on it; he never saw his money
ana never had it, and, excepting bare pitt
.suce, IL 10 wholly in the hands and Golfers
VI olher, used by them for their own benefit |
Out he thinks that the fortune is his.
= WOMAN TRIES TO GIVE MONEY AWAY.
?, IL is eight years, perhaps, since last sa W
EAhaoeth Thompson, though before that
'iLus mad had the priv ilege Of her pleasant
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-26

}. Go. NJ S." From New York to Rio.
calling at Newport News, st. Thomas,
Martinique, Barbados. Pars, Maranhao,
Rernambuco and Bahia, fortnightly,
twenty six trips Per year. in vessels of the
fourth class. This outward voyage to be
made in twenty eight and one-half days,
and the return voyage, calling at Bahia,
Pernambuco and St. Thomas. in twenty
days and twenty-five hours. Each alter
nate outward voyage TO be made in twenty
days and twenty-five hours, and each al
ternate bomeward voyage to be made IN
twenty eight and one-half days. so that
each round voyage shall CONSIST of a voy-
age of twenty-eight and one-halt days
outward and twenty days and twenty two
hours homewsrd, apd vice versa. Bond
I've years.
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A summer Home for Southern Gentle Folk
SWEET WATER PARK HOTEL
IHTA sPRINGS. GA,


beautiful FOR situation Sanitation perfect
Elevation i, 200 feet. All modern conveniences.
Surrounded by pine forests. Breezes always
prevailing The notwithstanding waters free
Table and service above criticism. An Eden OF
flowers Hot Springs System Baths In Porce-
lain Tubs Only 20 miles west Of Atlanta, on
Ca Pac and East Tenn. R. RS. Open all the
year. Summer excursion rates good until oct
81, by all lines postal brings pamphlet
giving full particulars E. W. MARSH 90,
PrODrietOrs
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-26

thoroughly equipped school, complete in its
appointments, of high grade for Boys and Young
Men, For catalogue or Information apply to
Bellevue. P. o. ". r. ABBOT, Principal
The morning news. [volume] (Savannah, Ga.) 1887-1900, 1892-07-26
Battery Park Hotel,
AsHEv1LLE, NORTH CAROLINA.

Open throughout the year. Elevation $500
feet above sea level; AVERAGE summer temper
ature Of 49, Most magnificent scenery and
climate east of Mississippi river. The hotel mas
been recently completely renovated, reprinted
recarpeted and repaired in every way at cost
Of nearly $4,000.
Best equipped hotel in the south-hydraulic
elevators, electric bells and lights, music, ball
room, tennis courts bowling alley and ladies'
billiard paror. Beautiful drives and first-class
lively, Cuisine excellent; service splendid
The hotel located upon a plateau covering
eleven acres, l01 feet above the city; is within
five minutes walk Of postoffice, churches and
opera house and commands best view of George
Vanderbiit's palace. Special electric cars to
hotel from ali trains. For particulars apply to
E. P. McKIS6ICK. Manager.
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10 ". VI. .. from new 1Ork 10 MO
forrnightly, twenty-six trips a year, calH
ing at St. Thomas. Martinique, Barbados,
Para, Maranhao. Pernam6uco and Bahia,
In vessels Of tie fourth class. The out
ward voyage, to be made in twenty eight
and one half days and the return voyage.
calling at Bahia, Pernambuco and St
Thomas, in twenty days and twenty rw o
hours. Each alterrate outward voyage
to be made In twenty days and twenty
two hours. and each alternate homeward
voyage to be made in twenty eight and
one half days, SO that each round voyage
shall consist of voyage Of twenty eight
and one half days outward and twenty
days apd twenty-five hours hpneward,
and vice versa. Bond required with bid,
$4,000. Contract for five years.
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No. SO. NJ. s." From New York to Rio,
calling at st. Thomas. Martinique. Barbs-
does, Para. Maranhao, Pernambuco Bahia
and Rio, once every twenty four days, in
vessels of the fourth class. Time Of voyage
not TO exceed twenty-six days and four
teen hours each way. Bond required with
bid, $50 600. Coptract for five years
No. 60. NJ. g." From Newport News to Rio,
calling at st. Thomas, Pare, Pernanbuco
and Bahia. monthly, in ships of the fourth
class. Time of voyage not to exceed
twentysix days and twenty. days. Each
alternate outward voyage to be made in
twenty-six days, and each alternate home
ward voyage to be made In twenty days
Sc TINT each round voyage shall consist Of
voyage OF twenty-sfx days outward, and
twenty days homeward. and vice versa
Bond required with bid, $50, 600.
DO. 60. M. S." From New York to Tuxpan
calling at Havana, Progresso, Tampico
and returning calling at Vera Cruz, From
tero, Progresso and Havana, once a week,
Qtty.ty trips per year in vessels OF the
third class. Time of voyage three and
threefourths days TO and from Havana.
Bond required with bid $4,000. Contract
for five years.
No. 90. NJ. s." From New York to
Havana, once each week. fifty-two trips
der year, in vessels of the third class.
Time OF voyage averaging not more than
three and three-fourhs days each way.
Bond required with bid $4,000. Contract
for five years.
No. do. NJ S Z" FROM New York to San
tiago de Cuba, calling at Nassau. once a
week. 1feytwo trips per year. in vessels
OF the third class Time Of voyage not to
exceed five days. Bond required with
bid $4,000. Contract for five years.
no. TO NJ. s." From San Francisco TO
Hong Kong, calling at Yokohama, ence in
twenty-eight days, thirteen trips per
year In vessels Of the third class for the
FIRST year, time Of voyage not to exceed
sixteen days and fortnRhtly, twsnty-si
trips per Year for. the remaining eight
years OF the contract. in vesseTs of the
first class. Proposals are also invited for
ope=fouPth of said services during said
eight years In vessels Of the second class
AID for three fourths Of said service in
vessels OF the first class during said eight
years OF the terR Time eleven days to
and from Yokohama. Bond required
with bid $4,000. Term Of contract nine
years
NO. 73-From Mobile to Colon, calling at Grey
town. Bluefields and Port Limon on the
outward voyage. and at Port Tampa at the
option of the department and return
ing calling at Carthagena, Savanilla
and st. Martha once ia two weeks, twenty
SIX trips per year, in vessels Of the
fourth class for the first two years and the
% remaining eight years the services TO be
- once every ten days, thirtyssix trips per.
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60. NJ. s." From New York to Ant
werp, calling at Southampton, once a
week, f1fty-two trips per year, in vessels
of the first class. Bond required with bid,
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-09-01

There were about :p|n newspaper
men i'll attendance ut the Chicago
convention. and their seats were
pleasantly situated and were looked
upon with cuv,'tnuS eyes Outsiders
were continually trying to slip into
them. One morning IN end cll,llr
was occupied for Il few minutes by Il
prominent politician, who lad come
up to speak tn Ollc Ut tho correspond
tnts He took out his pencil ind
fingered somc paper to deceive tho
sergcant-at-arms, who was lynx eyed.
1t was during ono Of tho speeches,
and he forgot tho role ho WAS play-
INK i'll his enthusiasm ut some point
made by the speaker.
III sent up II shout that took sew.
c1'al If tho correspondents almost
out Of their ch;.i:s. No ono seemed
to mind it particularly except Il man
wllo was busy with slips Ut puper
headed with thu na,uu uf II phila-
tltlphia journal. When tho first
.hnut went up from the disguised
politician. Philadelphia >ftuirlncd Il
good sl,u'. hut kept III working. At
the >t":ulnl ono It, turned anl Elunctu(
ut the enthusiast. In: three WIS too
much. liz h,aid:
stop that yelling: Stop it: Stop
it, say, You are Il tt,ol!'
Tito politician stared ut him. us
much ns to say. "N'lHt AN | here
fnr:" hut sail nothing. Another Phl1n.
tlrlp1lia correspondent tu1n~l around
anl said:
Any newspaper correspondent
who will ~ To convention to work.
anil then tako part il, the yelling
is''-~.--
What liz *uitl %;l, lost il, another
yell by tho crowd. | hurt 1nt,l Won
lcl'iny since whether I'll" politician
thinks Ia. t1i3yruccn himself aS IL
newspaper correspondent or lis IL pol,
iticull. ~Cnicu4u Inter Ocean.
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-09-01

tables, n desk, four footstoc's, Ill Of
the pictures, q piano stool, Il hook
case and tho rest of tho furniture.
Thcn she luggcd In pair ct steps
AMI n big pail Of water aud hogan It.
elem.
"Ata1ia, do you want any ussist
;llce:' said the 1>u1l inst then, risi1>.!
and folding his newspaper.
Mot just yet, dear. said M;sria.
"Wrll. then, l think I'll leave
you,' s,>il lo and hc started for thu
office.
On t1r way down ho told three
men tl>ut il there WIS anything; tlat
were linn tn the skin and bone it
w;>; thut cnnfoundesl housekeeping
Said LII. we u1r in he midst IF 1t
NOW aud | tell You liza about used
up" ii. Lo1.i. Pest -Dislmt<'l,
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-09-01

There IL II general agreement ;1*' .
tile f,lct that for Il larry: 1'7l' her ot
our people ovc1wor1z ii tho ! ,'ne III
existence. 1tnot only rxl1ousts thc;:
vitality. ln;mat1ur|y rutti,l.; s]lor1
their lives, tut it seriously intr!frrc>
with their s1lccr>>. renders tllet1
services less valuable nnu sl,ils thu
hul1pilns< of their lives. 1t docs hot
even cntl here. 1t effects Others
also lit proportion to their nN'G1pcs:
fur the fanli]y and friends of all over
worked man always suffer. Jaded
and worn llt cannot fulfil his duties
to them. nor afford tllr1n the comfort
and happiness whi'i, l'c owes thel'
AMI which they h:ly.' ). right to tx
poet. H. il, in truth, but ilulf Il
nun while he live, and il probably
preparing to livr nut hut half his
days. ~.pl1i1atlelpll;n Ledger.
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-09-01
LARGELY ARTIFICIAL.
TIE original Portion Of Him. However,.
Preserves 1t. Glttrfltftf4~.

TIE original Portion Of Him. However.
Preserves lt- Gllrtrfuiht,~.
The clerks If tho Grand say thai
the most cheerful man that ever
stail there was M Dowliny. 1T Mill
,n4aphjs. anil HI. had 5000 worth ot
wood N legs unl wou1tn arms. FL
wore them I'LL himself. Without
them he would not. to MI appear.
nnt'ts. have made much of Il showing
Sct up Oh his high cork legs, how
ever. aud with hi> u11n> picctM out
with the tnmo material, ho would
burst into tho hotel Ike IL ray Ut
light on a dark. cloudy day. HI
was thu victim 1T one ut tile playful
billiards. Ut Minnesota. When 1t
WIS OVER and he was gathered M
from the SHOW it was difficult to tell
what PIECES would withstand the al
lurtins'nt> ut the sravediygcr
Snlnt Of him survived. however,
aud then he set about tn SEE whit ht
could Ito. Both legs wereotf close t.
the 1rH1y His left forearm was gone.
unl ull 1T. had remaining WAS the
smallest stump Ut the thumb OH tht
right hand, H. practic,'l for awhile
walking with tho heavy lcather11
boots which everybody has seen leg
less men wear. Finally lie raised
enough money to buy cork cxtrem
tiles.
Mr.. Downing likes a joke, and
when stopped Oh tile street here and
importulled for aims by men with
one lev or arm, RI both legs or arms
gone, would immediately tako them
to restaurants and load them up with
IL big dinner, all tho time listening tc
their tale Of misfortune with the
greatest interest.
When it was all over his face
would tighten, and much to their rs
tonishmtnt hc would begin $l,urkine
his lt;,o au'l arms, exposing llc hypo
critical >nutcrial Of which they we1e
made. At the same time llo would
tell how glal ho would i" it he WIS
only :ts we'll supplied with legs and
arms ;ts they were. He would next
tell them to brace up tax" heart and
lmgin to learn something useful to
support themselves.
Mr. bowling cannot use n cane be-
CAUSE he cannot hold one. Therefore
without uil he is forced to make III:
way. Hu has learned to do it 10
well that Iii, can Uut1r1u any able.
boiled mai, however skillful Ae may
be. who will hop while he runs. He
has learned to grasp pen or pencil
with tile small stump Of q thumb
and hc writes IL beautiful hand very
rapidly, San Francisco Examiner
Daily Yellowstone journal. [volume] (Miles City, Mont.) 1882-1893, 1892-09-01
SnE WANTED TO INSPECT,
Ami 1t NA* All A''out IL fnrl nn.l 4 Hal

Ami 1t Was All About IL Yard nn'l 81 Hail
ur silk.
Tic tall. graceful clerk ut tie silk
c,lllt"r ftlt III intxpiicntle lltayiness
in tho region IT tIH heart til" t;,omert
H. saw approaching the 1.n: louly look
ln@ la'ly Ill lice dress. Inexperienced
slri1"Ein. rtnlizatiyn that site WIS to
Influence his lifr aud l,e >l1rank instinct
lively from thu meeting.
Il shoe&id like tn Inspect your stock, :"
sh" liau3lltily observed.
Ti,v clark smiled mil luurm:,1cd in.
distinctly. liz was gnins to politely en-.
riE:n ti1at it was no troull" to show
Eot,sl>. hut Instantly there flushed into
his nlin1 the conviction that the words
wo.lld. 11i1sler til" circumstances, 10
empty ulll meaningless.
Il wish IT, buy II large quantity q:
hilk nnd / want to scrntinize your as
eortnent cln@rly. One cannot he too
careful in these days Of commercial
mc11daeity a1ll deception,
"Uh, yes"
Unknown terror filled his heart ami
hn turned to the shelves with dismal
forcln,tliny~.
That's ton light"
Not until sho hid seen the whole
length 1T II big roll if cloth did she
make I'll" discovery.
AS ! was saying-that's too much
fiyureI--ln these days Ut "'1nlncrcia1--
that aln't wash E'utls-1cnlucity and
-~,anch too tark-dcceptio,. ole-~ that
stuff will certainly c11t-cAn1n't be~~thAt
may tlD~~-tpn curtfll.'
Presently the shelves wrrr empty.
Tie c.'uttrr was piled high with IL cl.>os
If ]r'>e silks.
"inu 1nay give 1le the sample. If tllt.
twunty-=i% patterns tlat Thought
might d., NJ, don't rtlncn1tr which
they ure.
ILL" TALL, graceful clerk bowel. Ther,'
WIS IL look Ut settled tlt>i'uir in his fnt:e
'ttrtAi,lly> madam"
"Muylm Ill be IN again. silc ,.1~
nnunen. II have u yurl ami II huff ii
huy and>1 feet 1t my duty to look about
me.
liz mentally ca]cnlattrl thu value d
his services for two hour. ind cn,nrare,.
the result with the profits III Il yard and
IL half Ut silk.
ITO bc sure. madam"
Especially in these days Of CONNER
cinl-Gnins down."
Sl.t hui hailed thu elevator and wa,
gone. -Detroit Tribune.