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The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24
She Never Even Tried.

A slip of a girl walked along the
street, pushing bicycle by her side,
says the Detroit Tribune.
4 man with a broad, intellectual
head and the stamp of enterprise upon
his every feature passed in the opnosite
direction. He was obviously in a hur-
ry. The perspiration stood in beads
upon his brow. The slip of a girl
caught his eye.
Aha. he exclaimed.
AnXiously he consulted his watch.
Il haven't the time" he muttered.
"but | must"
Turning quickly he retraced his
steps.
With measured tread a thoughtful
party with clerical garments sauntered
on the shady side of the thoroughfare.
tie met the slip of a girl. He paused
irreSOlutely.
i ought not" he murmured, "but
must"
Presently he might have been OBJ
served sauntering in the other direc-
ton.
An ordinary individual, who was
running for the doctor, forgot his en-
rand of mercy and joined the process
sloa which was following the slip of
girl pushing a bicycle by her side.
A postman with special delivery
letter, three sewer diggers, dry goods
merchant, and street. ear conductor
were among the others who dropped
ordinary vocations to join the popular
movement.
The slip of girl proceeded two
blocks
Curse it"
The man with the broad. intellectual
head looked mean; the thoughtful par
ty. hurt; the ordinary individual, dis
gusted; the poStman. the sewer diggers,
the merchant, and the conductor.
severally disappointed. They all sighed
and went their WAYS.
The slip of girl had chained her
oleycle to hitching post and disap-
peared in the house
She did not even attempt TO mount
the machine.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24
WHY JACK WePT.
The Girls Had Changed His Den Into a
Boudoir.

But the girls wanted to surprise
brother Jack. So they invaded the
sanctum while he was off on his holt
DAYS and transformed ii. They threw
out the collection of old pipes on the
mantel and turned Pauline Halls pic
ture to the wall, says the n I. Herald.
They gave Jacks old slippers to the
ianitor and tied pale-blue cushions on
his leather chair. They painted for
get-me-nots on his boxing gloves and
put drapery of flower chintz over the
collection of photographs which
adorned his cabinet. They tied bows
on everything. from the coal scuttle to
the picture nails. and hung spiky orna-
ments on the gas jet with baby blue
ribbon. They burned up a collection
OF newspaper clippings which Jack
had taken five years to accumulate and
they decorated the face of-his shaving
glass with spray Of convolvulus.
They en- broidered tender little sem
timents and stuck them all over re-
gardlessly-"A friend in need" on the
soap dish, Think of me" on the liquor
stand and Sweets to the sweet" on the
shoe-bag.
Then they stood off and admired it.
1t was too lovely for anything!
Then Jack came home and they
watched him to see how he would take
it.
He looked about him in a dazed sort
of way first and put his hand to his
forehead.
What's this for?" he said in a
hoarse voice. touching n small fluffy
pincushion which stood on the floor.
"Wby, that's a footstool, Jack. When
you're reading you can put your feet
on it and be just as comtortable.'
whats that wedding cake doing
over there on the fender"
That's not 4 wedding cake; it's
your old cuspidor. We decorated it
with Valenciennes lace and white rib
bon. Don't YOU think it's cute?"
"Where have you taken the bed?"
YOU'RE sitting on it, you great
goose; we've rugged it up as an oriental
divan. You'll have to take down the
japanese umbrella and the lantern
every night before you go to bed. It's
too sweet: isn't it?"
But | can't do without wash
stand"
why, my dear boy, you just loop
this curtain one side, remove the vase
and be careful of this swinging orna-
ment and there you are" &.
is that music-box over the desk"
We'll, the idea. That's only the
bootiack. We stuck the shoehorn to it
and gilded them, and now you can
keep matches in it."
say, got any brandy in the house?"
"Why, yes. Are you ill?"
well, do feel little rocky; but
say, before you go, what's this wrig-
Cling collection OF blue snakes over the
bed?"
That's an Illuminated motto. Can't
you read it?"
mo, blessed if l can. What is it?'
"Why,it's just as plain as day-'God
bless this fiat 1t will hang right over
your head every night"
Then the strong man buried his head
in an old-rose cushion with Nile-green
bows and wept like boy.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24
A GALLANT THIEF.
But He Did Not Return the Breastpin to
the Maid.

A New York 9Th avenue belle went
to the theater. On returning home
after the performance she discovered
valuable, had been stolen. She was
very sorry, for the breastpin was a
present. 4 few days afterward the
Young lady received the following let
ter:
The writer of these lines has the honor to
inform you that he knows where your breast
pm Is. ana VIII return it cEecrfully under GER
tain conditions.
do not expect to receive q reward in money
since | regard it as exceedingly vulgar TO ac-
CGpt money from lady whom | idolize
much as | do You. On the other hand, ii
would be very stupid of me to return you
your breastpin without getting some equiva-
lent Taking into COnSidcra ton my cOnsurl-
ing love Tor you, IL return the missing Oria-
ment fora single kiss from your rosy lips.
Tomorrow morning | will be at the corner
of Madison avenue and 56th street with the
missing jewelry. If you are willing to pay
my price. will, after pressing kiss on the
atoresaid lips, press the breastpin in your
hand. No questions asked.
ONE OF YOUR ADMIRERS.
The young lady did not know what
to do. She wanted to get her breast
pin back, but she did not care to pay
the price. She hit upon the idea of
SSIttLliS hci sci liu glEi III HeE place.
The servant girl put in an appear
ance at the appointed hour and place.
She was heavily yelled. a well-dressed
gentleman approached and asked:
DO you accept the terms"
Il do"
The stranger Familiarity embraced
her on the European plan and stimuli
taneously imprinted large three by
seven kiss on her mouth that caused
the policeman on the corner to start.
Here is what | promised YOU" he
remarked, after the formalitv had been
complied with. But" he added, "you
will find it like the kiss, not quite
what it was represented to be, as you
are only the servant, not the mistress"
handing her something wrapped up in
paper. After he retired, which he did
Immediately, the servant examined the
paper and found that it only contained
a small piece of wood.-TeraS Strings.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24
PATS GREAT WONDER.

We are surrounded by dangers all
the way from the cradle to the grave
"The great wonder is" as Pat says,
that after getting out of our cradle,
we live long enough to reach our
grave" Thousands are out of health
-morose, morbid and miserable, be-
cause they do not avail themselves of
the remedy within easy reach of them.
DR.. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis
Covery would cure them.
For all chronic or lingering Coughs,
Weak Lungs, Splitting of Blood,
Bronchitis, Shortness of Breath, AS
thma and kindred ailments, it is a
most potent remedy. 1t cleanses
the blood, invigorates the liver, i'm
proves digestion, and builds up both
flesh and strength. Dose small and
pleasant to taste. Large bottles, one
dollar. OF all druggists.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24
GOOD LOOKS.

Good looks are more than skin
deep, depending upon healthy con-
dition of all the vital organs. If the
Liver be inactive, you have a Bilious
Look, if your stomach be disordered
you have Dyspeptic Look and if
your Kidneys be affected yon have a
Punched Look. Secure good health
and you will have good looks. Elec-
trio Bitters is the great Alternative and
Tonic acts directly on these vital or
gans. Cures Pimples, Blotches, Boils
and gives a good complexion. Sold
at Henry Hinrichs' Drugstore, soc.
per bottle.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24
MOTHERS AND DAUGHTERS.

Over twelve years I was afflicted with
very serious female difficulty and for
the last sixteen months was under
TREATMENT of three of the very best
physicians that money could employ.
Under their skillful treatment l grad
ually grew worse, until they decided
they could render me no permanent
help. One of my friends persuaded me
to try bottle of Dullam's Great Ger
man Uterine Tonic, and after taking
three bottles. can say I am in better
health than l have been for twenty years
and am now sixty years old, but feel
as young as at thirty. 81 bottle.
June 2, 1890. Mrs. THos. TANDY,
Flint, Mich. For sale by F. C. Buer
static, Drug store. 2
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24
Tires n0thinQ eft

4 ftt5 = D 1tDtittftJ ",JV
of Catarrh, when you use DR.. oage's
Catarrh Remedy. With the poison
Gus, irritating snuffs and strong,
caustic solutions, a good deal as
left. They may, perhaps, stop it
for time, but there's danger of
driving it to the lungs. They work
on false principles.
But DR.. Sage's Remedy cures it,
no matter how bad the case, or OF
how long standing. Not only Ca
tarrh itself, but Catarrhal Headache,
Cold in the Head = everything
catarrhal in its nature. The worst
cases yield to It's mild, soothing,
cleansing and healing properties.
So will yours. You may not be-
lieve it, but the proprietors of DIR.
Sage's Remedy 10.
And to prove it they make you
this offer:
If they can't cure you, they'll
pay you $500 III cash. It's bust
ness proposition from a responsible
house.
But do you think they'd make
it il they, ana :Iof, couldn't depend
upon their medicine !!
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24
PASSAGE TZCKET5


(Firs qualification Nov. 10. 1922 No. 10
Z y PROB "fi.-MANITowog COUNTY Court
Z IL the matter Of she estate of Jacob 5pecht
o. e,saaSuo.
On raldiaE and flinGtho petition of Henry
S.ec IT admit IsfTltor Of the estate OF said de-
ceased rcpr .4antlug among other things that he
has fully ad.ai.islersi saId estate, aud praying
thai & time d place be fixed FOR examining and
ail1wln- Ia account of his administration
flied il this curt ana for the assignment OF the
p esiaue OF q estate to the persons entitled
thereto. 1t ordered that said account be ex-
amired anG aid petition heart by this court on
iuesday the 10Th day Of December. A. D.. 1892
a5 10 u'cloca 4. n AT my office in said county.
Ordered Further, that notice thereof be given
to the heirs VI SAID deceased and 70 all persons
Interested b. publishing a copy of this order for
three weeks sIccesslvely prior to said day of
Hlari1- ~ Che Ma1itgwoC Pilot a weekly news
paper published at NanIiowOc in said county.
Dated At tue city and county of Manitowoc
the sth day OF November 4. d. 1882.
BY the Court.
EMIL BAENSCH, County Judge.
j ), Anderson, atty. dec
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24
PRONOUNCED HOPELESS,
YET SAVED.

From letter written by Mrs. Ada
t. Hurd, of Groton, S. D., we quote:
"Was taken with bad cold, which
settled on my Lungs, cough set in
and finally terminated in Consump-
ton. Four doctors gave me up, say
ing | could live but short time. l
gave myself up to my Saviour, deter
mined if l could not stay with my
friends on earth, l would meet my
absent ones above. My husband was
advised to get DR.. Kings New Dis
covery for Consumption, Coughs and
Colds. gave it a trial, took in all,
eight bottles; it has cured me, and
thank God l am now a we'll and
hearty women" Trial bottles free
at Henry Hinrichs' Drugstore, regu-
lar size, soc. and sI.oo.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24
y TEVEJ, HEADFD ROY

A LENEL-HEADE BOY.
Father hope. Johnny, you do not
read dime novels.
JOHNNY have been reading them
but you need not be alarmed. father
dear, for they make no impression on
me.
Father-Then there is no danger of
you going west to rob stages
Johnny-Not much. In my opin-
ion the man is fool who will set up
nights and lose his rest to rob trains
or stages, when he can so to congress
and get in his work on the public
funds.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24

Bride (after the return from the
bridal tour)-I see by this medical
work that man requires eight hours
sleep and women ten.
Brldegroom-Yes, I've read that
somewhere myself.
Brlde-How nice! You can get
up every morning and have the fire
made and the breakfast ready before
it's time for me to get up.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24

A certain widow with two girls
married a widower with two boys
and had a second family by her new
husband. When a terrible rumpus
was heard in the nursery one day the
nervous husband shouted upstairs:
Whatever is the matter?" The
little wife answered sweetly over the
balusters: otis only my children
and your children having a row with
our children, dear"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24
CHAMBER LAIN'S EYE AND SKIN
DINTNIENI

A certain cure for Chronic Sores Eye,
letter, Salt Rheum, Scalded Head, Old
Chronic Sores, Fever Sores, Eczema,
Itch, Prairie Scratches, Sore Nipples and
Piles. 1t is cooling and soothing. Hun
dreds of cases have been cured by it after
all other treatment had failed. 1t is put
up in % and 80 cent boxes. For sale by
b. Hinrichs. Druggist.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24
A CONTRACTORS ADVICE

MEssRs. DULLAM BRos.-Gentie-
men:-I take great pleasure in testifying
ia behalf of Dullam's Great German
Blood, Liver, Stomach and Kidney
Cure. l can safely say that L never
took such medicine as that to cleanse
the liver, stomach aud Kidneys. I was
suffering for years with b!iiousness,
Indigestion, aud loss OF appetite and
sleep. One bottle did for me more good
than six months other treatment, and !
feel it my duty to testify il It's behalf,
so others may try it and get cured.
Yours Truly,
WARREN E. RURRELL, Contractor aud
Builder. 2 Flint, Mich
For saleby f. Buerstatte, Drugstore.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24

The greatest of all pain cures, Sal
walton Oil, may be confidently relied
on to speedily heal scalds and burns.
1t is recommended by many pro-
minent housekeepers and cooks as a
curative that Gust fills the bill.' Its
effect is magical.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24

kRAUSE'S HEADACHE CAPSULES--W ar
ranted.
Baltimore, Md, Oct. IA, 1897
NORMAN LIGHTLY, Des Moines, Iowa.
DEAR SIR:-Will you please be
kind enough to let me know who is
your agent in Baltimore, Md, for the
sale of Krause's Headache Capsules?
! have tried to get them at number
Of drug stores but have always failed.
| had several boxes of the capsules
sent me from Washington, and found
them to be the very best remedy l
have ever had for severe headaches.
Very truly yours,
Mrs. A. DAVIS, 1909 Patterson Ave.
Keene, N. H., July "a, 1891.
NORMAN LIGHTLY, ESQ, Des Moines,
Iowa.
DEAR SIR:-I enclose 50 cts. in
stamps for two boxes Of Krause's
Headache Capsules, same as last.
Work like magic. Send at once if
possible, as | am out.
Respectfully,
PpoNcnON
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24

Winks-Folks say you always leave
Immediately after the sermon, so as
to escape the contribution box.
Jinks (hotly)-Its base SANDER
The only reason | start so early Is
simply to get first pick of the umbrel-
las.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24

Husband hen we We're married
you were very thin, and weighed inst
a little over one hundred. Since then
You have gained in flesh and weigh
nearly two hundred. I'm positively
ashamed Of you.
Wife-You shouldn't be. You
promised to love ne through thick
and thin
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24
NOTICE OF ASSESSMENTS OF
BENEFITS.

Notice is hereby given that final determine
ton has been had by the Board of Aldermen Of
Madison street between nth and 18th streets
The city OF Maaitowoc OF the benefits to be assesa-
Ell 90 the several parcels, tracts Of lots of real
estate abattiaE or the proposed improvement of
y sad city, and any owner OF any such parcel or
lots Of real esf ale who feels himself aygTieyed by
reason Thereof bay wilma twenty days after date
81 suca Gctr :.H5tIaH 10 wit: The 2lst dag OF
November. , appeal theTslrera or to be'thcre-
after forever barred.
Dated Nov G1gtG,st. 1922.
ARTEUH EEICErET, City Clerk
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24

I Checking his Speed afraid
Johnny is going to the bad just as
fast as he can" said his mother. us
he?' replied the neighbor. "Why
don't yon get him employment as a
messenger boy?"
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24
BUCKLENS ARNICA SALVE.

THE BEST SALvE in the world for Cuts
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum,
Fever Sores, letter, Chapped Hands,
ChilbiaiDs, Corns, and all Skin Erup
tons, and positively cures Piles, or no
pay required. 1t is guaranteed to give
Perfect satisfaction, or money refunded,
price 70 cents per box. 81 Jan. 80
FOR SALE BY Henry Hinrichs.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24
A. A. BRONSON.

Kind Lady, thought l saw you
just now getting something to eat
next door.
Tramp-No, madam. Iasked for
something to eat, but the woman
who came to the door had on such
homely dress that turned away in
disgust.
Kind Lady-Come in. What'll
YOU have?
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24

Friend-You took your son into
your establishment some months ago
to teach him the business. | under
stand. How did it turn out?
Business Man (wearily) Great sue
cess. He's teaching me now
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24

Irate Creditor money for me
yet. You told me the first of the
month that you weuld positively pay
me the tenth.
Tranquil Debtor So I will; but, my
dear man, l haven't paid the other
nine VET.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24

FIRST publication Eoy. 10 1872 No. II
CrATE OE #IStO%SIN-iG COUNTY COURT Foa
- MAoGECwJC tOUSTY-In Probate.
r u the mater d the estate CT Julius prschaz-
ka. deceased. iatestate.
o. r-aalug aid Hing the petition Of Anton Pro-
"iaz1l o. TIE city OF ManIt1wOc In said county
r-ptesentlng among other things that Julius Pro
.;aas-a. as lEAabltant OF SAID county on the 10Th
5ay Of Octobar. 4. D., 1872, at Brooklyn. n Y
,,iisd lnteatate unmarried and without issue and
leaving estate 20 be administered and that tn,
-ald petitioner IS the father Of said deceased and
sad petitioner gTunted
IT IS ordered that said petition be heard at a
feEt-ar term II SAID county court. to be held on
Tuesday the 6,h;day.of DECEMBER, A. d. 1892, at 10
o'clock a. n at the Office Of the county Judge in
tle city OF Ianltowoc, in said county,
Ordered further. that notice of the time and
place so appointed be given TO all persons inter
es;ed by publication hereof for three weeks sue
7sIveiy prior to said day of hearing; IN The
ss-.ItoToc Plot weekly newspaper published
81 tie city of HanitOwoc. in said county.
Datsd nov -nter 9, A. D., 1892.
By the Court
EMIL BAENCSH. County Jsdes
Schmitz & kirwan Atty. doc
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24

1t costs eight times as much to buy
the tobacco Of Americans as it does to
support their churches.
Tobacco kills more people than the
cholera, and yet the government en-
courages its use.
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One of the homelist men in Detroit


One of the homelist men in Detroit
has a beautiful little girl about five
years, old, says the Free Press. The
other day she was sitting on his lap
with a handglass before her. She
looked at her father a moment, and
then looked at herself and turned to
her mother:
Mamma" she inquired, did God
make me?"
Yes, daughter
Did he make papa, too?
Yes"
Then she took another look in the
glass at herself.
Well" she said thoughtfully. Hes
dong a good deal better work lately.
isn't He?
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24
WOULD YOU BE ATTRACTIVE?

WOULD YOU BE At IKALTIVE e
You must be healthy. Would you
be healthy, always keep within reach,
ready for any emergency. DR.. Pierce's
Pleasant Pellets, the perfection Of
phvsicl Headache, biliousness, con-
stipation, a coated tongue, always in
dictate torpid liver. These magical
Pellets act directly upon the liver
the fountain head of many ills-cor-
recting all disorders, driving out all
impurities, stimulatinghealthy action.
The best Liver Pills; mildly giving
all the benefit and none of the dis
comfort of other pills.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24

They had been discussing the pro
nunciation of ''olemargarine," and
finally agreed to leave it to the waiter.
but he hedged. Sure" said he, Il
have to pronounce it butter or lose my
Job
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VERY MUCH SURPRISED.

[ have been inflicted with neuralgia
for nearl y two years, have tried ply
sicians and all known remedies, but
found no permanent relief until [
tried bottle of Dullman's Great Ger
man Liniment and it gave me instant
and permanent relief. 25 cents per
bottle. Signed A. B. SMELL.
Hamilton, Mich. April II, 1891.
For sale by f. G. Buerstatte. a93
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24
itOw He Caught the Thief.

There IS apparently no end to the
stories told about the southern darkies
hankering for the white mans chick
ems, but the latest one has in it touch
Of the sublimity Of impudence. 4
farmer in Bradford county. Fla. after
being greatly annoyed for some time
by chicken thieves. strewed lot of
paper slips Smearel with tar around
his hen-house
That night 4 neigh Dor Of the colored
persuasion walked him by knocking at
the door and begged for some coal-oil.
Il turned out that he had come bare
footed TO steal chickens. and his feet
were loaded down with tarred paper,
sand and briers. which could not be
removed by hand. He cot the oil,
likewise a sound thyashing.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24

Yes brethren" ssys the clergyman
who is preaching the funeral sermon,
our deceased brother was cut down
in a single night-torn from the arms
of his loving wife, who is thus left a
disconsolate widow at the early age
of twenty-four years"
Twenty two, if you please" sobs
the widow in the trent pew, emerging
from her handkerchief for an instant.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24

1t is positively without peer. Mr..
Walter Brewer, Vinton, Iowa, says:
81 had very bad cough and a few
doses of DR.. Bulls Cough Syrup gave
relief and effected cure. | would
not be without it in my family
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24

ENGLISH SPAWN Linlment removes all
Hard, Soft or calloused Lumps and
Blemishes from horses, Blood SPAWN,
Curbs, Sphnts, Sweeney, RIng-bone,
STILES, Sprains and Swollen Threats
Coughs, Etc. Save $50 by use of one
bottle. Warranted the most wonderful
Blemish Cure ever known. Sold by f
G. Buerstatte Druggist Manitowoc.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24

She-You are not smart at all
There's Mr.. Smith-he made $4,000
last year
He-Well, | made more than that
by merely marrying you.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24

A REMEDY FOR THE GRIPPE
COUGH.
A remedy recommended for patients
afflicted with the grippe is kemp's
Balsam, which is especially adapted
to diseases of the throat and lungs.
Do not wait for the first symptoms of
the disease, but get bottle and keep
it on hand for use the moment it is
needed. If neglected the grippe has
a tendency to bring on pneumonia.
All druggists sell the Balsam.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24

The Plain Citizen-I-see they have
named street after you. You ought
to feel proud.
The Eminent Citizen-I am not so
sure about that, It starts from a
brewery and ends at the jail.
The Manitowoc pilot. [volume] (Manitowoc, Wis.) 1859-1932, 1892-11-24

Teacher Ito a geography class: "Can
you tell me what isle is noted for its
great internal improvements? Small
Boy (triumphantly): castor ilew