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The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1892-05-09
August
Flower

How does he feel Pie feels
blue, deep, dark, unfading, dyed
in-the-wool, eternal blue, and he
makes everybody feel the same way
August Flower the Remedy.
How does he feel?-He feels
headache, generally dull and con-
slant, but sometimes excruciating-
August Flower the Remedy.
How does he feel?-He feels
violent hiccoughing or jumping of
the stomach after a meal, raising
bitter-tasting matter or what he has
eaten or drunk-August Flower
the Remedy.
How does he feel Pile feels
the gradual decay of vital power;
he feels miserable, melancholy,
hopeless, and longs for death and
peace-August Flower the Rom
edy.
How does he feel?-He feels so
full after eating a meal that he can
hardly walk-August Flower the
Remedy. %
G. G. GREEN, Sole Manufacturer,
Woodbury., New Jersey, U. S. A.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1892-05-09
W!NION'S SPECIFIC
For DYSPEPSIA.

This unfailing remedy for Dyspepsia of the
most chronic type, Is the result of many
years medical research of one of the most
noted and eminent medical scholars of the
period, DR.. La Verne Swinton. Patent and
proprietary nostrums have had no more bit
ter opponent than this most eminent physi-
cien, for the simple reason that the same
dose is invariably prescribed TO the sufferer,
no matter what the temperament of the pa
tient, and no matter what the peculiarities
of the disease, and this, too, in the face of
the claims that such remedies viii cure a
majority OF known diseases.
DR. Swinton realized fully to what extent
Dyspepsia, whether mild or chronic by i'm
pOverishing and poisoning the blood, became
the progenitor OF numerous diseases, and
therefore sought diligently for years to dis
cover its true specific. In this he was sue
cessful, but in prescribing his wonderful
discovery, he never overlooked the great
medical truth that the symptoms in each
case, the temperamental differences. and
even the habits and occupation of the suf-
ferer, required not only a difference in the
prescription of his remedy but also demand
ed supplemental treatment and dietary di-
rections, varying widely in different eases.
THE SWINTON MEDICAL co. send in con-
nection with this celebrated Specific for
Dyspepsia, a complete Treatise by the Doc
tor, which gives explicit directions to the
sufferer, so that he may not only intelligent
ly use the remedy, but also properly regulate
the diet, and properly elf-administer the sup
Elemental prescriptions suited to the case.
This Is Medical Treatment and Not
Quackery.
Do not be robbed of your money and your
hopes for restored health by alleged panaceas
which while comparatively harmless will
cure nothing.
SWINTON'S SPECIFIC is sold by all drug
gists in 81 90 packages. We are introducing
II ourselves in this territory, before placing
1t on sale with your leading pharmacists,
and viii send single packages to any address
upon receipt of so cents. Each package
contains the medical treatise OF DR.. Swinton,
giving dietary directions and supplemental
prescriptions. Address
Swinton Medical Co.,
Fischer Building, CHICAGO. ILL.
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The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1892-05-09
TRAINS

EAST BOUND.
No /, with tourist sleepers $40 A NJ S:5
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The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1892-05-09
HERE is A GOOD THING FOR YOU.
A Man. or Woman

OF intelligence, and quick witted enough to
know Good Thing" at sight, but who
has lost the Most Precious Possession on
Earth, viz: Good Health, will not re-
quire second telling to be induced to be-
come purchaser of
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1892-05-09

Without doubt this medicine will
cure you. 1t has cured thousands.
Take Simmons Liver Regulator.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1892-05-09

Tickets sold and baggage checked through to
all eastern points. Travellers insurance tickets
also sold.
J. A FERRARo. Agent.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1892-05-09
WEATHER BUREAU REPORT

U. $. DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE.
WINNEMuCCA STATION,
May s. 1892.
Conditions of weather for the "a hours ending
p. M, 10Th meridian time, or 500 P. NJ, local
time.
Mean Barometer, 25.65.
Maximum Temperature, 50 deg
Minimum Temperature, 35 deg.
Mean Temperature, As deg.
Wind--Prevailing direction, s. W maxim um
velocity 20 miles an hour
Precipitation for "a hours, .06 inches
Minimum Temperature, May Q, Is deg.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1892-05-09
Or. aMaas ELECTRIC spEclalTEs 20 THE REST.

The extent of Pressure on the button and
the success of DR.. Greggs Electric Goods in
"Doing the Rest" is most satisfactorily shown
in the marvellous growth of our business the
past GO days. Repeated and increasing de-
mands for The Gregg Electric Foot
Warmer" are coming in from llparts Of
the country with profuse acknowledgements
that so much comfort for 81. 90 (the price, was
like buying Gold Dollars for ten cents.
The Delicate Org anism ofWoman
subjects her to many peuliar ailments and
unfortunate misery. The extreme sensitive
ness of her Nervous System very frequently
requires artificial stimulus The Greggs Elec-
tric Bet and o her Appliances Supply This, as
nothing else cam
The Rugged Constitution Of Man
when once broken, becomes pitdble in the ex.
treme, from which there is absolutely no es-
cape lrithOut assistance. The Gregg Electric Belt
and Appliances, in cases of this kind, have
honestly lOon their Title of King of Remedies
rheumatism Is conquered, sufferers from
Obesity are speedily relieved, Dropsy quickly
yields, spinal difficulties and Paralysis disap-
pear, and Many other diseases of Men and
Women are permanently cured, fully des-
cribed in catalogue for &c, or elaborate circu-
lar free. We guarantee to forfeit twice the price
OF any of DR.. Gregg's Goods found to be not
genuine We make an elegant little $500 Elec-
trie Belt, which is selling very rapidly and
which we will take in exchange for any
High Power Belt Except IS BelD and credit
IS on the price of new order. Remember the
Electric Foot Warmers" are 81 a pair, worth
$40. Address
THE GREGG ELECTRIC CURE CO.
sol Inter Ocean Building, Chicago, Ill.
and mention this paper.
The silver state. [volume] (Unionville, Nev.) 1870-1903, 1892-05-09
THE GREGG ELECTRIC CURE CO.
LADY'S HOSIERY
At Commission Price.

Ladies, do you realize that when you buy
OF the retailer, you are paying three unnec-
essary profts2 The manufacturer sells TO
the commission house, the latter to the job
ber, and the jobber in turn sells TO the retail
merchant You must pay the manufacturer
profit first, and then pay each of the subse-
quent handlers profit, not infrequently
paying two profits TO the retailer. The
Manufacturers' Commission Co.
is a responsible syndicate which sells direct
to the consumer. By investing in manufac-
turers' samples odds and ends, job-l lots and
the stocks of insolvent manufacturers, In
connection with our regular commission
holdings we are able to sell TO the consumer
direct at the commission price, which is
but one remove from the manufacturers
While this company handles all kind of
ladies furnishings, we are making a special
drive ON our hosiery, merely to introduce
our name in your territory and establish a
reputation for giving values never before
offered, so that you will be fully prepared
for our later announcement of our entire
lines. Read the following offers:
Ladies' full length, fashioned, fast black
hose, superfine gauge (retailing every
where at 25 TO IS cents per pair). we will
sell at l6 cents, or one-half dozen at SO
cents
Ladies' extra length, fun regular made, fast
black and seamless hose very finest gauge,
(retaiiing everywhere at SO cents up, we
VIII sell at 23 cents, or one-half dozen for
Sl3S.
We pay express charges and agree uncon-
ditionally to refund money If hosiery is not
the values and qualities described Be sure
and send the size wanted, and remember
that as we pay express We cannot afford to
send less than one-half dog.
Orders must be accompanied by cash in
either money order, postal note stamps OF
registered letter, addressed TO the
Manufacturers Commission Co..
221 Fifth Avenue. Chicago, Ill
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Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-01-21

There is great deal of character in
the mustache. AS the form of the up
per lip and the regions about it has
largely to do with the feelings, pride.
self-reliance. manliness, vanity and
other qualities that give self-control,
the mustache is connected with the ex-
preston of these qualities or the
reverse When the mustache is ragged.
and. as it were, flying hither and
thither, there is lack of proper self
control When it is straight and order
" the reverse is the case, other things,
of course. taken into account. II there
is a tendency to curl at the outer ends
of the mustache there is a tendency to
ambition, vanity and display. When
the curl turns upward there is a genial
ity combined with a love of approba-
ton: when the inclination is downward
there is O more sedate turn of mind not
accompanied with gloom. It is worthy
of remark that good-natured men will
in playing with the nustache invaria-
bly, give it an upward inclination.
whereas cross-g-ained or morose men
will pull it obliquely downward.-Na-
tional Barber.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-01-21
He WENT HOME,
And the .Boys- Thought Better of Him
Doing So.

And the Boys" Thought Better of Him
for Doing So.
The young man had been with the
party some time, and he finally rose to
go. The others vetoed the proposition.
30. sit down" cried one.
what do you want to break up the
party for?' asked another
BE good fellow" said a third
Now that BE a good fellow-well.
every man knows what that means
Every man has done something he did
not want to do and ought not to have
done for fear that some one might think
he was not good fellow
The young man hesitated.
NO: l guess / had better CO." he
said at last.
Nonsense. It's early YETI protest
ed one.
sit down. Sit down! Well all be
home before twelve" added another.
The young man sat down. rested his
arms on the table, and said:
We'll. I'll submit the case to you
You are talking of going to the theater
or having a game of cards at the club.
and you want me to be one of the par
ty. Now. in a coy little fat ON the
North Side there's little woman"
Children sick?" put in one of the
party.
mo: there's only one, and he's in
good health"
Wife sicll?'
Mo-
20, we'll"
"Wait a minute" interrupted the
Young man III leave it to Won but
you must hear the case. THIS little
woman is alone in the fiat. The baby
is in bed, and she is sitting there read
ing or sewing and listening to the steps
of those passing the house. 1 left
home at nine o'clock this morning, and
since then she has been alone with the
baby. Now she hasn't even the baby
to occupy her time"
He paused moment to give them an
opportunity to speak, but no one said a
word. Then he said:
Boys, if you think you want nv
company tonight more than she does
I'll stay"
There was another pause, then one OF
the party took sip of champagne and
said:
I'D rather you'd go home"
The others nodded their assent, and
the young man said:
I'D rather go"
1t was some time later in the evening
when one of the members of the party
said:
There's man"
And everyone knew whom he re-
farra2 70 Trih
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-01-21
PITH AND POINT.

How easy it is to admire people
who agree with us.-Ram's Horn.
When man resolves to be good
and patient the next pair of shoes he
buys are sure TO pinch him.-Atchison
Globe.
II don't understand what you see
in game of football" she said. You
see stars" replied the new player, en-
Washington Star.
What lovely vase you have, Mrs.
Doubledollar, It's Satsuma, isn't it?'
NO; think the shopkeeper told John
it was japanese. "-Brooklyn Eagle.
"A man is like a postage stamp.
When he is badly stuck on himself, as
it were, he is not worth two cents for
any practical use.-Chicago Tribune.
get dry when talking" Bimly But
never dry enough" Jimly-"What do
you mean?" Bimly-''You never dry
up n. Y. Herald.
A lunch-house keeper in Texas was
shot in a quarrel which came up about
some sandwiches He should have worn
one over his heart and saved his life
n. o. Picayune.
School Teacher-"Now, Bobby. If
you had six apples, and / gave you five
more, what would you have?" Bobby
(thoughtfully)-"I sink I'd have a doc
tor"-Brooklyn Times.
1T gives me gread pleasure to
know that you are under my roof,
said the stylish hostess, affably to the
poor relation, when she assigned him a
room in the attic.-Baltimore Ameri-
can.
Little Mabel-"Papa. what did Mr..
Jones mean when he told his wife your
statements had to be taken with salt?"
Papa-'He meant, darling, that | al
ways have something new and fresh. "
Columbus Post.
The Freshmans Confession. - 81
suppose" said the young woman. that
you college boys have lots of adven-
lures: you have had a number of close
shaves, I'll warrant you" No" he re-
piled. with a blush; nothing but hair
cuts as et''-Washington Post
Things one would rather have left
unsaid.-A lady thanked a gentleman
for a very complimentary remark he
had made in a newspaper article about
her ability as a writer. ''Oh," he re-
piled: that was all a Joke l never
dreamed the editor would print it
Never Returned. = Tomson -
something strange happened in that
house once" johnson - Strange?
What was it?" Tomson-"A young
man left it and never came back" John
son-"Was the mystery ever solved?"
Tomson-''There WASH any mystery.
You see his sweetheart Tilted him; that
is all "-Yankee Blade.
"A Yorkshire vicar once received the
following notice regarding a marriage
from parish house: This is to give
you notis that 1 and Miss Jemima Ara
bella Brearly is comm to your church
on Saturday afternoon mex, to undergo
the operation of matrimony at your
hands Please be promp. as the cab is
hired by the hour" The operation"
was performed in due course.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-01-21
RIGHT IN HIS LINE.
A Spiritualist Gets a Fine House, with Two
Spooks Thrown In.

Spiritualist Gets a Fine House, with Two
Spooks Thrown In.
A tall. Misunderstanding gentleman
stood facing an unoccupied house on a
prominent West Side street the other
day closely scanning a large white sign
which hung on the front door. The
house was handsome, modern struc-
ture. two stories high, and had evil
IDENTIFY been built by some wealthy
man for residence purposes, but was
now advertised as being For rent
The tall man had just finished taking
observations and iotting down the
owners address in a small note book,
and was turning to leave when a neigh
Dor came along and pleasantly re-
naked:
Its a pity that fine house like this
should stand idle for such long time. ~
why, how long has it been idle?'
well, the last tenant moved out two
years ago, and the owner can't find an
other who is brave enough to live in
there
What's the matter with it? Danger
of collapsing?"
oh. no! The house is built solid
enough. The great trouble is, that it S
haunted"
You don't sayr' And the tall man
seemed to grow more interested.
Its fact Every Wednesday and
Friday. just at midnight, the people in
the neighborhood are startled by a
series of wild, blood-curdling yells, and
Immediately after that two white fig
ures appear at the upper windows I've
seen them myself" and the good man
shuddered as he thought OF it.
Have you any idea what rental the
owner demands for the whole house?
Yes; ! heard him say he'd let any
body have it for five dollars per month";"
Five dollars u month. Great Caesar!
but that's bargain. Guess I'll take it
before some other fellow gets ahead of
me-"
But wouldn't you be afraid of living
in house infested with spooks?''
''Oh, I'm quite used to them. / am a
spiritualist, and, as I hold my seances
every Wednesday and Friday night,
those spooks will come in very handy.
You'll excuse me. sir. while / go and
see the owner and sign lease for nine
ty-nine years.
And as he walked off he muttered to
himself: Five dollars a month, and
two full-hedged ghosts to boot That
is, indeed, bargain. '-Arkansaw Trav.
eler
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-01-21
Deceptive Appearances.

There is in the English navy . ia.
nous and valiant admiral. who, when
he is on shore, likes to take his ease in
his handsome house in Balgravia. AT
the west end of London.
Not long ago. on a pleasant after.
noon, the admiral sat in front of his
residence, in somewhat neglected
costume, smoking q pipe.
a policeman came past and looked
at him hard. The admiral paid no at
tention
Look ere" said the policnuss n,
presently. do you belong to the
'ouse. you KNOW"
NO" said tn c admiral; the 'ousa
belongs to me, you kno w.'-Youth's
Companion
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-01-21
MUST BE TRUE.

The Paper Said So, and That Settled 1t.
One of the superstitions of uneducated
people is that whatever is printed in a
newspaper must be received as true.
The superstition begets both humorous
and serious thoughts when one reflects
that thousands learn only from the
public press, and trust it as the savage
trusts the medicine-man. An English
book, wild Life on the Tidal Wave"
describes a conversation in Yarmouth
bar-room which amusingly illustrates
this superstition. The amphibious
water-side population were exchanging
ideas and drinks. and among them a
pfethoric boatwrfght and stout sailor.
II tell you tibet it's no use tibet one
man one vote business" said the boat
wright, ernphatically.
NO use, matey? Why not? Fares
to me every man has a right to have
voice in the fitfin' of the vessel; it's
just like vessel arter all, for none
need to go to sea in a vessel if she fare
badly found. But faint SO with this
here wotin'; ones got to sign the arti-
cles no matter what's skipper sails her.
retorted the sailor. decidedly.
Il tell you it's all nonsense" said the
boatwright. brains is the thing"
"Ay, to run the vessel, yes, / be-
lieve in that err. Some one must be
master" answered the mariner; but
what say is
Didn't tell you it was in the pea
per, tibet it's no good this universal suf-
ferage?"
That f1oored the sailor. and he an
swered, humbly: well, we all know
eff thet's printed in the peaper thet's
sure tew be right"
Then shut up said the cartwright,
fearing that a third person might ap-
pear on the scene and weaken his ar
Cument.-Youth's Companion.
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-01-21
imp EFFiE"

Imp Eme:" language can't express
The life that sparkles in her eyes,
And what If must needs confess
That Ellie Is not very wise:
her nonsense talked with blfthssome air
SWeeter TO me than wisdom seems;
love to see her toss her hair,
] love to hear her tell her dreams
Near her philosophers seem fools
Their logic and inducrious chat:
FERNS, maxir1s. Ex.oms reasons. rules
Evaporate in Efie's laugh.
How ooldly rigid and aIoft
The finger posts Of science shine
When Ene's digits warm and soft
Are playing At mot hands with mine.
shes very ignorant the pet,
Of creed or dogma old or new:
She's very crsdulous, and yet
Her articles Of faith are few.
To reverend nen she's barely civil
Enough prompt 10 succor the forloru:
She's duly fearful OF the devil
But sees no harm In being born.
Not clear about the second BIRTH
she trusts her sins will be forgiven;
And that when called to quit the earth.
She II go up, naturally. to Heaven
Meanwhile, too fond. fear, the rogue Is
OF this worlds vanities ana pomps;
Thinks serious people awful fogies;'-
Nay meath their solemn noses rompa
Leaps, tumoles, screams. to make them
CULVER;
Shams stupid TO excite their spleen;
Then how she filters. Lord forgive her.
The little imp is scarce thirteen.
And even while 1 sermonize her
sometimes can't repress sigh
To think that Efie will grow wiser
That Efae will grow old and die,
S spectator
Iron County register. [volume] (Ironton, Iron County, Mo.) 1867-1965, 1892-01-21
SINGLE TAX DEPARTMENT
THE OLD vAGRANT.

Weary and OH. here let me die
Here in this ditch care not how,
she is drunk the passers-by may cry,
do not want thee pity now.
It's so, save when yith shuddering glance
And scarce pause. their sous they throw;
Why stop TO lose the play, the dancer
Pass on, for can die alone
Yes. here 10 time yield at last,
Since hunger can no longer kill,
once did hope when youth was past,
My age some sheltered nook might NIL
But In no refuge was there room,
So many wretches houseless roam,
The streets through life have been my doom:
So, after all. III die.at home
When young to those who earned their bread,
Teach me your trade" used TO say.
'We scarce find work ourselves they said;
60 beg. my lad, !" and turned away.
Ye rich, who babe work, nor saw
How hard strove, we gave. his trua
Ny crust of bread, my couch OF straw
dare not lay my curse on you.
might have roboet-I begged insteads
The greatest theft I can recall,
Was but an apple DER my head,
That overhung some garden wall
Yet, want has such an evil look,
That into jail Oft was thrown;
The only wealth had, they took;
AT least the sunshine was my own
What country has the poor man: None?
How shared in your corn and wine:
The battles by your soldiers won
Your arts, your commerce were not mine,
Yet, when beneath the strangers rule
The pride of France was crushed and low,
wept, Twas like q thoughtless fool,
For rich and generous was the foe
II we, indeed, mere vermin are,
'Twere wise TO crush US ere We sting;
If men, Oh. teach us-wiser far
How from our lives some good may spring.
Worm that am, had human aid
Or guidance reached me, ever
Might here have labored. loved and prayed,
Where now leave my curse and die.
From the French, OF Beranger.