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St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-06
HORSES AND CARRIAGES

CONTRACT WORK->EWER ON CON
~ GRESS AND BIDWELL STREETS
Office of the Board of Public Works City of
ST. Paul, Mimi. April 2S, 1S92.-Sealed bids
will be received by the Board of Public Works
in and for the corporation of the City of ST.
Paul, Minnesota, at their Office in said city,
until II m. on the 10th day of May, A. D. 1892,
for constructing a sewer on Congress street.
from Charlton street to Bidwell street, and
on Bidwell street. from Congress street to
Isabel street, i'll said city, said sewering to
be done under one contract, according to
plans and specifications on file in the office
Of said Board.
bond with at least two (2) sureties, in a
sum of at least twenty (20) per cent, or
certified check on q bank Of st. Paul in
sum of at least ten (10) per cent of the
gross amount bid must accompany each bid.
Said check shall be made payable to the
Clerk of said Board.
The said Board reserves the rightto reject
any and all bids.
R. L. GORMAN, President
Official: j. #. kERKER,
Clerk Board Of Public Works
apr29-10t
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-06

RE YOU GOING ABROAD?-A series
n of personally conducted parties will
leave New York April 20, May Is, July and
20, all travelling expenses included, first-class
Norway, Sweden and Russia tour leaves June
O on Augusta Victoria Send for pro-
grammes. E. M. jenkins, psf Broadway. n. 7.
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STATE OF MINNESOTA COUNTY OF

CTATE OF MINNESOTA COUNTY OF
~ Ramsey-sS. Probate Court.
In the matter of proving the alleged last will
and testament of William Fl. Dixon, de-
ceased
Whereas, The st. Paul Trnst Company. of
the County of Ramsey and State of Min
nesota. has delivered to the Probate Court of
The County of Eamsey an instrument in
writing purportiig to be the inst will and
testament of William H. Dixon, late of said
county deceased. and filed therewth its pc
tition to said Probate court, praying that the
said instrument may be proved and admit
ted to probate, and that letters testamentary
lie granted thereon to it;
It is ordered, That said petition be heard
and the proofs of said alleged will be taken
at special term of this court, TO be held al the
Court House in the City of st. Paul, in said
county, on Tuesday, the 2i:h day OF May,
lS92. at 10 O'Clock in the forenoon when
sll persons interested may appear for or cofi-
test line probate of il; and tha. notice of such
hearing be given to all persons interested, by
publishing this order cnce III each week for
three successive weeks prior 10 said day OF
hearing. in the st. Paul DAILY GLOBE. a Gaiiy
newspaper printed and published iii said
COUNT.
Dated at St. Paul this 2Sth day of April.
1892. JOHN B. OLIVIER
Judge of Probate.
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Health Is Wealth.

MENT, a guaranteed specific for Hysteric Diz
ziness. Convulsions. Fits. Nervous Neuralgia
Headache. Nervous Prostraton caused by the
use of alcohol or tobacco, Wakefulness Men,
tai Depression, Softening of the Brain re-
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cay and death. Premature Old Age, Barren
ness, Loss of Power in either sex, Involun-
tary Losses and Spermatorrhea. caused by
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indulgence. Each box contains one months
treatment ST. a box. or six boxes for s..
sent by mail prepaid. We guarantee six
boxes to cure any case. With each order for
six boxes, accomp panied with S., we send the
purchaser our written guarantee to refund
the money if it does not effect cure. Guar
aDtees issued only by ". X. Collier. successor
to hippler & Collier, druggists Seventh and
Sibley sts.. st. Paul, Mimi.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-06
PAGES Of Gobe Lead Those Of A The Others Combined!
SITUATIONS OFFERED.
Females.

Females.
A-LADIEs, don't buy your switches until
n YOU get Mrs. NJ. FranSlins prices on all
hair goods; largest stock in city. SIS Naba-
Sha ST.
A Wanted. young ladies for
~ theatrical company; no experience nee
eSSary. Apply To j. C. Donovan, Hotel War
wick. Minneapolis.
A CHANCE for two girls to go to. Mon
II tana as ehambermalds and waitresSeSs.
Ladies' Intelligence, 466 ST. Peter.
COOK-Wanted, first-claSS cook at AS
- Nina av.; no washing; call at once
COOk-Wanted, plain cook, second girl
- ana young girl to assist in care of chill
dren: in private family. lOI Colonnade.
GOOB Wanted. a competent cook. Apply
- 10 Mrs. Lane X. Stone 255 Summit av..
between and IL a. m; references required.
DRESSMAkER- - Wanted tirst-elass
II Wristbands at 423 Wahasha, Room.
EKEE SITUATIONS FOR GIRLS =
L Larpenteur' sRelIableE Unemployment Office.
81 West Exchange. Near StJoseph's Hospital.
KITCHEN WORK-Girl wanted for kit
IN chen worK at los East Eighth St
uOUSEWORK-G for light housework;
IL family of two III East University ave.
uOUSEWORK-Gir for general house
IL work; family of two. 545 East Ninth St
nOUsEwORK-Gi wanted at COS Mar
IL shall av; only two in family.
nOUSEWORK-Gir wanted for general
II housework at 26i Concord St, West st.
Paul
uOUsEWORK-w Wanted at once, good
II girl for general housework. SI4 Fair
mount av.
DOUsEWoRK-W Wanted. a girl for general
IL housework. 56S Selby av.
IJOUSEWORK-W Wanted, young girl to
II assist in houSewOrk; two i'll family.
Third floor Ilighouse block, South Wabasha ST.
uOUSEWORK-Ag girl for general house
Ii work; family of two. rs Summit av.
HOUSEWORK-Gi or woman for gen.
IL eral houseworK; SIS per month. 5Ul
Ada 81.
uOUSKWORK-Young girl for light
Ii housework; work easy. 354 Louis ST.
uOUSEWORK-W girl for general
/ Il housewOrk at 40S Ashland av.
uOUSEWORk-Ag girl for general house.
IL work; pay good wages. 4e6 Dayton ave.
BOUSEWORK- K-Wanted. girl for general
IL housework; private family. Inquire at
15S Charles ST.
IIOUSEWORKER, without cooking; Fort
IL BufUrd, Oak $50; free fare Douglass
Intelligence, 35 Seventh
L[ITCHEN GIRL wanted at once Wa
IN couta Street Dining Hall, corner
Eighth st.
KITCHEN GIRL-Wanted. a girl for
N kitchen work. JOS East Eighth ST.
I AUNDRESS--An experienced laundress
IL wanted for two days in the week. 1908
summit av.
AIRS. CAMILLA AVERY, SOUTH
1n Bend, Ind Box pays SIS week to
ladies for writing ETC.. at home. Reply with
stamped envelope.
NURE GIRL wanted. Mrs. j. b. West
~ 5g4 Goodrich av.
NJ URSE-First- class nurse girl, with refer
IN enees; high wages. 955 Ashland av
CECOND GIRL-Girl for chamber work;
- also dining room girl; ST per month.
254 East Tenth ST.
GECOND GIRL - a good second girl
- wanted at 522 Cedar St
OR GIRLS wanted to learn to finish
~ fur coats; also TWO girls to operate
seal machine, and six finiShers 10 work on
small tCrS and fine garments. Apply to Mr..
Penschuck, Foreman at Mckibbius & Co. s,
379 Slbley st.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-06
BOARD WANTED.

QOARD-Wanted, room and board for
- two; must be reasonable: state price
and location. Address V 145, Globe.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-06

Chicago, milwaukee, & St, PAU 3
Trails leave st. Paul Union Depot as ollows: Foe
Minonr, La Crosse, Milwaukee. Chicago, b. 7:35 l.
NJ; IA 2:45 p IN "a, SIS pm; a, p. IN. Mason City,
st. Louis Kansas City A, e:l5 a H.. c. I:lo p. n.
Dubuque & Rock Island, B. 7:35 /. M: c. 7l5 p. N
Aberdeen, Mitchell. A, 6:l5 D. III. Calmar, Dayen.
rort, .9:16 a. m. Austin & Way, A. s:l5 o. M; a.
1:25 p. H.: G. f:15 m. Aberdeen& Way. b. SO0l
M: Red Wing G. Rochester g. 1855 am; B, B,2:45p. IN.
Ameans daily: B, ex. Sunday; g. ex. ShIrlIy
For urtherin ormation see Company time tibijs
Ticket Offices. I76 Ess: Third 81 aui Union Dapst
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-06
WANTED TO BUY.

nESk-Wanted, rolltop desk, city map
IL seal, ietterpress; must be cheap. li2,
Globe.
FURNITURE Want to buy secondhand
L furniture and stoves: highest price paid.
At the New England Furniture Company,
ISg and 19l West Seventh st
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-06
OBSTRUCTION,

TTHE POPULAR SCHOOL-THE MISS
i j. D. Hess Shorthand school has the best
corp of teachers i'll the Northwest; sixty five
pupils enrolled: in session the year round.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-06

DOR sALE-I have large list of houses
4 and vacant lots tor sale OH easy terms
and 10 trade for other property; / have farms
for sale on easy terms or for trade, ranging
in prices from 500 to $4,000; large list of
stock farms. with stock and farm machinery.
in Iowa, Wisconsin, Minnesota. Tennessee,
Missouri and Indiana. 5, 10, Is and 20-acre
garden lots for sale or rent; houses, stores
and offices to rent. 32S Robert St., room 0,
j. Fl. Morong.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-06
miscellaneous.

DOR SALE-100 feet ON Summit av., 60 feet
l. East Seventh. west of Arcade. Apply
G. II. Schnittger 32S East Seventh st.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-06

DOR SALE-A handsome brown stone
l. house of eleven large rooms on Summit
av., at price lower than can be named for
many frame houses on less desirable streets.
This house is offered for less than it could
be duplicated for and for less than cost to
present owner who bought it for less than
cost 10 builder 1t is practically new, and is
therefore not only of modern style and fin
ish. but is, inside and ont entirely creditable
to one Of the finest avenues in the world.
Steam heat, two baths. large Dutler's pantry.
speaking tubes electric bells open CRATES,
cedar closets, gas fixtures, oak screens, club
stable. If not sold will be rented. The num-
Der is 593. N G. ThraIl
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-06
M ElJSECAE..

/ DTANO TUNEH-Address S. E. Crutchelt,
| l. Box 492. Postoffce, ST. Paul; price, Sl.50;
references
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-06

WHEELER g. HOWELL, real estate list
wv bargains with them. Pioneer Press Bldg.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-06
REAL ESTATE FOR SALE.
Suburban..


"ANTED-Real Estate-A few tracts of
w land in Western Minnesota and East
ern Dakota for cash: wild land preferred.
Address. with description of land. s. Over
mire, SIS Guaranty Building. Minneapolis.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-06
FINANCIAL.

d Nj. NEWPORT & SON. INVEST
IL. ment Bankers. lean money OH i'm
rroved property in st. Paul and Minneap-
OILS at Ie= cent ION or before. Offices,
New Pioneer Press Building, ST. Paul, and
Reeve Building. Minneapolis.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-06

IF YOU are wanting loan on your horses,
l. furniture, watches diamonds, or anything
of value, be sure and go 10 the old reliable.
squared dealing loan Office of j. L. StraGch.
Room IT,, Globe Building You can get no
better terms. lower rates or easier return pay
ments elsewhere. Private rooms. Remember
lie Mace.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-06

n YOU get Mrs. NJ. Franklins prices on all
hair goods; largest stock in city. SIS Waba-
Sha 81
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-06

DEFORE you borrow money or renew
ID loans see The State Savings Bank, Ger
mania Life Insurance company's building.
corner Fourth and Minnesota sts.; this bank
loans at moderate rates and charges no COM
D11SSiOtl
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-06

DANK STOCKS a specially; bonds, COM
ID mercial paper, mortgages securities
bought and sold. Geo. W. jerks, Investment
Banker, MINI. Loan d Trust Bldg, Mpls.
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-06
Miscellaneous.

EOK RENT-The Crosby Homestead-S1
L acres: good building, large barn and
frst-elaSs spring water; a splendid place for
dairy, stock range and horsetraining estab
lishment. C. ". Youngman, III East
EOurthSt
St. Paul daily globe., 1892-05-06

NJ +. MOKITZ. 9es PIOnEEK PRESS
w Building - Mortgage loans made
promptlyi u andS per cent; mortgages
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1892-01-23
THE AUTUMN BODICE.
1t Is to BE Rich In Material and Attract
I'VE in Design.

1t Is to BE Rich In Material and Attract-
I'VE in Design.
The autumn bodice bids fair TO be q
thing of variety and splendor, says Il
fashion writer. Foremost in the ranks
of novelty is the English corselct waist
1t is aimed to make this conc it, the
corselct portions buttons or hooks over
loose blouse, as quaint and rich looli-
ing as possible. The cndeavor succeeds
SO well in some instances that it would
seem rs though the corslet was copied
from some old portrait painted in the
medieval times. The idea is aptly il
luStratcd in Il freshly imported tea
gown. The corsclct buckles with
rich, antique silver clasp over u blouse
of pale, sca-foam green chiffon, anl is
itself made of hunters green velvet,
wrought curiouSly with silver threads
and encrustcd with cut stones, simu,
lated cmcralds. pearls and just sufficient
rubics to lend brilliant color. A favor
itc way of making indoor bOdiccs is tC
cut the material on the cross and to fit
snugly to the figure without single
dart. The low cut neck is ruilied gcner-
Ously with wide lace that narrows and
G'ii NN0 10 = i''''it' way iIibp tAIt waist
line. And what lace season it is, all
grades and patterns are used in lavish
profusion. y new French lace called
Lyons, showing u rich >silll embroidery
raised ON ? stout net, is winning admir-.
alton, and will be used extensively on
handsome cool weather gowns Jcttcd
lace is The trimming, par excellence, for
black failic and lace toilets and the
winter ball rooms will be rcsplendrnt
with lacCs, black and white, powdered
with glistcning etulfS and studded with
tiny jewels Quite Il novel, and as cX-
pcnsive as it is new, is rich cream
white guipnrr, SprinIllch with cut let
This makes Il peculiarly striking trim
ming for tea or reception dresses For
tunatc owners of rich black brussels
point are using it with great effect on
white and pale-toncd silk gowns. 4
mistake cnsiiy made and Ohe that is in
variably frowned upon by the connois-
seur is the misuse OF lace. This usually
occurs by reason of too much gcncros-
itv. An over-abuudance Of lace on u
costume cheapcns it sadly. - Detroit
Free Press.
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1892-01-23
GOSSIP OF TIE AUTHORS.

LADY Nh"DnSALD. widow of the late
prime minister Of Canana, has become
Il contributor to the press
EpwAnp Box say, that Rudyard Kip
ling told him in London last summer
that hr would not put his pen down to
write short story unless he was guar
antred 5000 in advance
JuDGm TouEGEE, the author of "The
Fools Errand" and other stories, is said
to he aging very fast; but he is as
charming a converscr as ever, and has "a
rich fund of anecdotes relating to
southern life
JOuN BUREOUGH2, who writes so
charlnin%ly both on outdoor and indoor
topics, Is said to indulge in literary work
only in cool weather During the sum-
mcr he dcvotcs himself to the culture
of grapes. Iiarpor's Bazar.
IN Sir William Frascr's sparkling
book on Bisraeli and his time, Disracli
is quoted rs once saying "Whcn
meet Il man whose name | cannot re-
member, | give myself two minutes;
then, if it be II hopeless case, | always
say And how is the old complaint?' +"
ACC0RDITG To La Nature, many of the
most prolific French writer's are in the
habit of using green paper for manu-
script in preference to white, as being
less faLiguing to the eyes. 1t has, how
ever. the disadvantage of making the
writing appear indistinct. Yellow and
''mastic" twhit@y brown) are recon-
mCndcd as the best colOrs to use.
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1892-01-23
NICE FOR BREAKFAST.

INDIAN MEAL. PANCAKES. One cupfui
of Indian meal mush, one CupfNl of
bolted wheat -four, pinch of fire salt
and n very little soda dissolved in milk:
mix with warm milk into II batter as
for ordinary pancakes
ARLINGTON WHEAT MEAL GEMS
Equal parts of Arlington meal and
bolted flour Make n moderately stiff
batter with sweet milk; add Il teaspoon
ful of cream of tartar, and onc-half tea
spoonful of soda Tor baking powder II
prcferrctD, and little salt These may
be improved by little sugar for those
who like sweet gems"
RICE GRIDDLE CnKEs. pint and
half of cold boiled rice; put to soak an
hour in warm water enough to cover it.
Mash the rice well, and make Il batter,
just before using it, with one quart of
sour milk, one light quart of flour, salt
to taste, and two eggs, well beaten.
The batter ought to be moderately
thick Stir in a toaSr"onful of soda
just before frying
COLD WATER GEMs.-(A rule which
our dyspcptic friends should lilic.) Gra-
ham. or bolted wheat flour, mixed with
cold water to the consistency of ordi-
nary gem batter Beat thoroughly;
drop into u hot pan and bake in Il hot
oven. If the pan is very hot, it need
not be buttercd Very nice bread is
made from this rule, and it is said that
adyspeptic stomach will suffer no an
noyance if it is eaten warm.-Good
HOuSekeeDinp
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1892-01-23
ANIMAL INSTINCT.
A Striking Instance OF 1t in Pair of
Pigs.

A Striking Instance OF It In Pair of
Pigs.
My father one day bought two young
pigs from a man who lived two or three
miles distant on the opposite side of
one of our great rivers, says writer in
Wide Awake. The pigs were caught.
tied up in two sacks, and pat into my
fathers wagon, which was then driven
Il long, roundabout way, in order to
cross the river by bridge at some dis
tance. Not one step OF the way did the
pigs see, because, as said, they were
tied up in bags to prevent.their jumping
from the wagon.
Well, they were brought home and
put into the pig-pen. But in the morr-
ing, when the hired man went to feed
them, the pigs were gone. Search was
made in every direction, and at last
some one discovered pigs tracks in the
soft, wet sand by the river side. Could
they have swan across? What! those
little pigs swim across that great river?
impossible!
But after searching up and down the
river-banis in vain, my father, who
had read of many wonderful things hav-
ing been done by what is called animal
instinct" harncsscd his horses and drove
the long, roundabout again, to the place
where he had bought the pigs.
And there sure enough, they were,
safe in the yard of their old home,
where their former owner had found
them when he got up in the morning.
Hhcy had swan across the river and
then gone straight to the place of their
birth, regardless of bridges and round
about roads How did they know where
f;,,,1
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1892-01-23
FUNNY SAYINGS.

"UNDER the equator, gentlemen"
remarked an extensive traveller, lit is
so hot that the natives have to put the
hens in ice-chests to prevent them lay
ing boiled eggs"
A YOUNG couple were married few
days ago on the summit of Pixies peak
The ceremony was performed in the
open air, with the bright sunshine
falling upon their heads, with glitter
ing snowdrifts on every hand"
LITTLE Johnny had been told he must
be punished. but that he must choose
between n whipping and being shut up
in dark closet After II moments
painful thought, he said well, papa,
II mamma'll do it. think III be
whipped; but, if you are going to whip
me. think I'll boshut up"
A lSIDpEFoKD (Mc.) Frcnchman, who
takes great interest in turf matters, has
n horse which he regards as Il second
Allerton, and in describing the merits
of the animal the other day he became
somewhat mixed Said he: You take
this horse, gif him one quart of hay and
one armful of oats, and then if you
can't drive him in half past three, why,
| gif you TO him!"
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1892-01-23
TIE WAYS OF FAIR WOMEN.

NINE. MODJEsKA and Clara Louise
Kellogg are accused of smoking cigar
cites
NINE. PATTI is reported to sleep with
u silk handkerchief round her neck.
She uses Il very salt gargle of cold water
every morning.
NINE. DE VALsYRE, the noted advocate
of woman's rights in France, is an ex-
pert at handling the foils, and is fond of
steeplcchasing.
THE three Danish princesses, of whom
the princess Of Wales was the eldest
and most beautiful, were their own
drcssmakers in their early days.
THE Princess Maud of Wales has de-
voted some OF her spare time during
the past season studying the mandolin,
and has set the fashion among the
ladies.
WHEN the princess of Wales gives n
garden party it is her custom to request
the gucsts to bring their children. The
result is that Il pretty scene is made
still more picturesque.
A RUNCu OF flowers prcttily arranged
is always fashionable in morning or
evening gown. The princess of Wales
usually wears Il bunch of roses without
leaf, or some close, neat little cluster.
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1892-01-23
LITERARY SMALL TALK.

THE hymn Coronation" was written
by Oliver Holden, ut Charleston, Mass,
nearly one hundred years ago.
Miss AMELIA B EDWARDS says that
the secret of success in the writing of
fiction is to be summed up in the single
werd-sinccrity
AT the age of sixty-eight the author of
the famous Life of Christ" NJ. Renan,
is said to be engaged on Il new arrange
ment and compilation of Contcs des
Fees. or Fairy Tales"
PROF. II. w. s. CLEVELAND, Of Mime
apolis, has an autograph letter of Ben
jamin Franklin, informing tho post
master in Boston that he should not cX-
empt governors from paying postage.
Miss JEssIcA GILBERT TYLER, daugh-
ter of Prof. Moses Colt Tyler, has en-
tered the literary field, and has lately
translated from the German DIR. Flu
gels notable work, "Thc Moral and
Religious Development Of Thomas Car
lyle"
THE queer little cottage vt Fordham,
n V, where Poe once lived, and where
he is believed to have composed THE
Raven" and other poems, has bee n
bought by Clyde w Bryson, who has
long admired the poet, and will preserve
the cottage in his memory
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1892-01-23
ITEMS OF INTEREST.

THERE are more Germans than Irish
in the United States.
THE world nscs three and "a half mil
lion steel pens day.
TIE weight Of 81 ,0Co, ,Ooo,OoD is equal
to that OF II, ,Gi5 men.
The human brain weighs one-thirty-
fifth of the whole body.
Ir has been discovered that almanacs
date back to the year 100 A. d.
THE screw in the fourth Jewel wheel
of a watch is SO small that a lady's Thin
bic would hold l,0O0, 900 of them.
OwIHG to the salmon industry the
Columbia river is said to give out more
more wealth than any other river in
the world.
In New York city the quantity Of
hucklc berries sold is ten times that of
any other berry Dried hncklcberrics,
in winter time, always bring n fair
price.
TIE keeper of a barroom in San Fran
cisco, while among his casks in the eel
lar, was killed by the explosion of an
empty casli, one of the slaves crushing
mis- skull. His light ignited the ac-
cumulatcd fumes in the cask.
The weekly intelligencer. [volume] (Lexington, Mo.) 1891-1901, 1892-01-23
WON pY A HANDSPRING.

Little Lawyer Who Went an Athlete
& 1...f'' safope .Brtter. ~ . e.
Mr.. SimonSon. of Bay City. Mich,
is legal luuinary from the northern
part of the state, who is bunch of
nerves done up in small package, but
there is Il perccptiblc admiXture of
dynamite in his makeup and he's for
midable opponent no matter who is
placed against him. lie is full OF sur
prises and is very liable TO turn the guns
of an opposing lawyer against that un-
fortunate individual.
A story is told illustrative of this and
is worth repeating. Simonson went be-
fore country justice to try one side of
"a red-hot line fence fight, says the De-
troit Free Press. Pitted against him
was big, raw-boned, broad-chested
double-fisted sprig of the law, who was
better adapted to building fences than
constituting any law regarding them. lie
mistook noise and oratorical gymnas-
ties for wisdom and learning IN the
physical eXertion of addressing the
judge he came ont of his coat. then dis
pcnsed with his vest, later tore off his
collar, threw his nccktie behind him,
opened his shirt that his throat might
have full play, rolled up his sleeves.
pounded the table all over the room, per-
spired like cupola tender in molding
room, roared himself hoarse and at last
sank back in an apparent state of total
collapse.
SimOnsOn arose with all the dignity
that little man can assume, threw off
his coat, vest, collar, cuffs, ucclltie and
suspendcrs, rolled up his pants and shirt
sleeves, spat on his hands, respectfully
said:
Your honor" let out war whoop,
turned 4 handspring and sat down. A
minutes silence enabled the bucolic as
scmbly to catch on, Il shout of laughter,
in which the court led the chorus made
everything jingle, the big attorney
sawed the air in vain effort to be
heard. Simonson deliberately made his
toilet, and when nature had exhausted
itself in laughing the jury gave Simon
sons pIiaDH n vartIinf