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The Saline County journal., 1892-06-30
PROFESSIONAL.

PROFESSIONAL.
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M !AY snovs,
ppsetaslss eeearasely sdjsstsd. 0mes p. o.
b,osk. hsssdenee % ssuts sanfa Fs Ave.
j. w.OsowLEY.n.D.
Late Rurgsou iu 18th No. voiunfssr Cav.
airy HoziGDnee corner 9Th and Mu. barry 81
0mcs; koshs A,ock. over First Nstionai
j. W. JENNEY.
Homeopathic Physician.
AHB sunaBeH.
Once In PossofYies block, Iron Avsnas, 8a-
ins. kan.... sPecisi sstsn,ion ., sivsn 70
?. n. SChNEE.
nENTIST. Particular attention given %
u the pressrvaiIon Of natural teeth.
nWosh Nassanesl 500 nasgss 0a0s
sosable.
Once In A. y. sbuts's building. next door
70 Rash sons store, Santa fs ave.
DIR. r. E. NICKLES,
~ Artificial teeth ON Celluioid. Rubber
and Metallic plates. Nitrous Oxide Gas ad-
ministered Tor the painless extraction Of
once In Kothe Block tup stairsl corner
Santa re and Iron avenues
JOSEPH MOORE,
Attorney at Law,
Over First National bank.
sALiSA, hAssAs-
JOHN J. GELS,
Notary Public and Coavsyapesr.
once at"The Rustler" headquarters, East
Iron avenue, hrst door east Of the bridge. In
Rosedaie Park, Salina Kansas-
JOHN o. WILSON CLARENCE wILsos
WILSON 4 WILSON,
Attorneys : at {: Law,
oncs. i@ North Santa 70
G. G.. WILMARTH.
:. .....ARCHITECT:.-..
Block and santa re avspus. ssiins Kans
INSURANCE AGENCY OF
BRANIFF & CRAVENS,
Estabiished, 1878.
We write Ore, lightning. tornado, cyclone.
windstorm. life accident, plate glass. marine.
steam boiler. employers liability and salary
Issue guaranty bonds
BRANIFF 4 CRAvENS,
Over postofnce saiins. Kansas.
MATT WHITSON,
Plumber
AND GAS FITTER,
ONCE on South Santa Fe Avenue,
sALINA, KANSAS,
G. A. SOLBERG,
MERCHANT T TAILO R.
American, French an En- glish Suit
ings.
Garments made. cut and ntted TO order from
the
LATEST STYLES AND FASHIONS
Good Work My Motto.
SPRING AND SUMNER GOODS.
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED.
G. A. SOLBERG.
tn street south OF Opera House lily
The Saline County journal., 1892-06-30

These schools have, during the past three
years, acquired . wide spread fame. By Civ.
ing 10 the people the best OF &C
commodations, at price within the reach Of
all, we have enjoyed large patronage, and
by the thoroughness OF the instruction
given at our schools, the use OF the best OF
systems and the most progressive methods,
We have turned out graduates more through
ly drilled. and far better equipped for praeti-
cal business, and in less time than any other
school In the West Our graduates, without
Q single exception. are giving the best OF
satisfaction TO their employers,
In order TO further populariEe our Schools
thorough the State. We will, during the year
Ise2-ss. give Q full course, st either Of our
Schools, 70 every worthy person. desirous to
obtain . valuable education, free Of charge.
All English and Commercial Branches,
Penmanship. Modern Languages, ETC., are
taught st oar Business College, and four
systems Of short hand (Benn Pitman's, Ora
hams, Lonsiey's and MunsoE's,l Type-writ-
ing, Business Correspondence, ETC.. are
taush st our Short hand School. Each Of
our Schools has capacity 70 accommodate
100 students.
Our school-year Of 1925 begins septem-
Der !. Iss2, and ends June !. 1893
Those who are desirous 10 avail themselves
of this OFFER should ssnd in their sppli-
cation for scholarships st once.
Good board and room with private families
can be had In Leavenworth ct from s2oo up,
per week.
For further Information, address:
Prof. p. J. vANDERBER9. Pres't
3-sm Leavenworth Business College,
Lock Boz 100, Leavenworth, Kan.
The Saline County journal., 1892-06-30
FREE EXCURSION TO THE WORLDS FAIR
For all Agents who sell
COLUMBUS AND COLUMBIA,
THE NAN AND THE NATION.

BY Hon. James @. Blaine, see: Of state, y.
w. Busl, the celebFatsd author, John Clarke
Ridpath, the hmous historian, and Non.
Ren1. DutterVorSh. eecretAgy and solicitor
OensraI Of the Worlds Fair Association.
The great Quadri-Centenninal History Of our
volume, quar3ette Of World -fAmous author.,
nssIy % S.ssso ~ GO sPlsn6id, HssSs,. n
sSituting 3 gFaod pictorial panofama Of our
eoan,ry hissoFy Also ee%Eissss Es. Pssser'si s;s q
SosS al tie ereS2sSe century. Not the crea-
ton cl one sathos, bot ths combined ssnin,,
OF Snur master minds. a coDplete, faithful
and thrilling rssofd Of our eoantrys history
nom the earliest dieoveriss 20 The prssens
tine. selling by The thoaasnda. Evesyoody
buys. Low pFice, immsnse sales. NOV y
yosf dine 70 nais moasy IN the ecok bssi.
~. No captsal required. Write fos terms
eufi3ons 70 The WoFid's Yair.
HIsroRIcAL PuBIfsnfso Co;
The Saline County journal., 1892-06-30

ARE you HUNGRY
FOk A HONEf
ffso, write 20 Geo. r. Nicholson, q. p. q
4. A., A. T. q Q. y. r. r, Topeka. Kansas,
fcs copy Of new edition Of Oklahoma
folder, containing full account Of Chsro-
bee strip and ChiekAssv Nation
6OAE YELLOW 0OLDf
Il can be easily obtained In the new min
ing camp ofCrippie Greek, Ooiosado, near
Pixies Peak, directly reached via Santa
Fe Route. The sensation cfls9a
ARE you THfNKfNG
OF GOING EAsrf
The Democratic Convention at Chicago,
June aist, and the National Educational
Association meeting at sarAtoEA July
nth, afYord good chances 20 buy reduced
rate tickets via Santa Fs Route
A COOL RECEPTION
II HOT WEATHER,
Can be had By buying tourist tickets 20
Colorado, on sale beginning June lat. It
vii Pay you 70 investigate what the
ing nnal arrangements
The Saline County journal., 1892-06-30

In order 70 further popuiafi.e our depart.
thorough course OF instruction In double
and single entry Boob. ksePing and Comms..
eial Arfthmstic, by mail fREE OfCHAR0e
month. For any desired infofDation a.
dress Pnoy. p. j. vANDKHBER0, Prest
6-3m Leavenworth. Kan, Lock Boz Ioax
The Saline County journal., 1892-06-30

The coming presidential election
promises to be the most hotly con.
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desire Of every one TO know what ID
transpiring In the political world.
Our offer makes IL possible for every
body to get . flrst-class newspaper.
giving all the netDs.
subserfbe now and get the full bencdf Of the
offer. SAMPLES FREE
ADDRESS, JOURNAL CO.
Kansas City, Mo.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1892-07-14

- hsu II, crren s.. 49, nt1 k~<z
ber 1,e.a ..x,..s go, IL. - a
- canld -, -. - s<.x~ II 80
heant;f,,1 ans. she temntea lin
but s. knev Is ana would III
come
When che foand that her bland.
ishments did nok avail zhe turned
49, $500. f..a $500, -. .,,a
60 - -
1o1a nm sne Wonsa aFa& MN uo3n'
She tried to upset bis b0at, bal
could not because Of the magic 81
the medicine men Then she called
-. 80 <--,-s - 49,. ~.
- $50 ,a - - = =
ana Deal nm Win tnear wings ana
cnt him with their beaks and talons,
but. though they bruised and hurt
him fhev cauld -. av;x. L.. GO.
h~..s III 49,. -, --.s 8
o@4 - A A.- ICY s@ =
Tear linn on tne boat, ont could not.
At last he say the dead men rising
through the water TO help her. ana
.,;a hesrt fa;,sa h;rn "a - 1900
s...s j a.. - -
- - - 'a0 palaas1 = ~
aemon anu ner unnoiy guard, who
could not harm him while bic wore
the medicine mon, ! ahsrt
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1892-07-14
Ayers Hair vigor

Prevents hair from falling ont.
aAnumber Of years ago, BY recommen-
dation Of friend, began to use Ayers
Hair vigor 20 stop the hair from falling
out and prevent it, turning gray. The
first effects were most satisfactory.
Occasional applications since have kept
my hair thick and of y natural coacr.v--
I'll. ". Bnsham, Mckinney. Texas.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1892-07-14
Ayers Hair vigor

Prevents hair from turning gray,
my hair was rapidly turning gray ana
falling out; one bottle ~ Ayers Hair
figor has remedied the trouble, and my
hair u nov Ito original color and falI-
ness."-B- Onkrupa, Cleveland, O.
Prepared By DR.. y. q. Aver e o.. LoweIl. Mas.
Sold BY Druggists and Perfumera.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1892-07-14
Ayers Hair vigor

Restores Aair after levers.
cover o year ago 1 had a severe fever.
and when / recovered, my hair began
70 tall out, and what little remained
tanned gray. tried various remedies.
but without success, fiIl nc last I beaaa
% use Ayers Hair vigor, and now nv
hair . growing rapidly And Is restored
70 ifs original color ~ Mrs. a. Colllns.
Dighton, Mass.
Saint Mary's beacon. [volume] (Leonard Town, Md.) 1867-1983, 1892-07-14
Democratic in Politics.
TERMS or ADVERTISING

500 per inch Tor the fistinsertion, and 90
cents for every subsequent insertion. Obi
uafaes, church festivals, ETC., over ten iinas
In length win be charged ct the rate Of 20
cents pcrlnch. A liberal deduction made
70 those who advertise BY the year.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-10
Too Much for Him.

Frank Daniels, the comedian, contrive
to enjoy life as it passes, and one of hi!
sources of enjoyment is that fund of unctu
Gus humor which he possesses. Not long
ago he was in Providence, and while al
breakfast in the hotel one morning he wa.
annoyed by the attentions of coloreC
waiter who sought assiduously to scrape
acquaintance with him. This negro, as
good natured creature as ever carried 3
tray, made himself painfully busy about
the table, rearranging the dishes, brush
ing away crumbs and doing this thing anO
everything that could possibly serve as al
excuse for his presence
"'Scuse me, boss" said he, "but hain't
I seen yo' afore--seen yo' in New York
hain't II"
NO" answered Mr.. Daniels shortly q
have never been in New York"
pause, during which the negro indus
triously rearranged the dishes on the table
was broken finally by the negro's remark
ing, dat surprises me; rs shuah-yes sab
rs almos' willin to swar l seen yo' bout
free mont's ago on der corner Of Broadway
an Twenty third street"
NO" repeated Mr.. Daniels, Il have
never been in New York in all my life"
"'Scuse me, boss" asked the negro, after
another pause, but would yo' min tellir
ME wot yo' Profession ISL"
"Ihave no objection whatever" answered
Mr.. Daniels; 81 am perpatetic Thespian ).
This knocked the negro speechless fol-
some time, but he continued to busy him
self rearrangng the glassware and crock
cry. Finally he abandoned all further pur
suit with sigh. Boss" said he, in a tone
of hopeless resignation, "boss, yo' done got
ME that time, huah"-Eugene Field il
Chicago News.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-10
cueIRllhT las6

Like another coma2e
the one who's used DR.. Pierce's
Favorite Prescription. She's a
stronger and a happier woman
and a healthy one. The aches,
pains, and weaknesses, that made
life miserable are gone-the func.
tional disturbances or irregularities
that caused them have been cured.
Face and figure show the change,
too. Health has restored the
charms that rightfully belong to
her. For all the weaknesses and
ailments peculiar to womanhood,
Favorite Prescription " is a posi-.
tive remedy. No other medicine
for women is guaranteed, as this is,
to give satisfaction in every case,
or the money is refunded. It's pro-
prietors are willing to take the risk.
What it has done, warrants them
in guaranteeing what it will do.
It's the cheapest medicine you
can buy, because it's guaranteed to
give satisfaction, or your money is
returned.
You only pay for the good you
get.
Can you ask more =?
That's the peculiar plan all DR..
Plerce's medicines are sold on,
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-10

Great attitudes furnish a gymnasium
where the respiratory organs are compelled
to be exercised, and, consequently become
larger and more efficient
Altitude, also prevents instead Of inducing
hemoThage, as was the old opinion. This
fact has been well established by experience
and observation.
Prof. NJ. W. Harrington, chief of the U. s.
weather bureau, says:
Santa Fe lies in the drest part of the
United States. This region is extensive, but
changes i'll form from season to season.
Santa Fe is always in it, however.
THE WATERS OF SANTA FE.
Dr.. ]. F. Banter vice-prcsident of the
American Health Resort association says:
ut is worth travelling miles to drink of
such waters as flow through this deep cut in
the mountains and supply the city of Santa
Fe for domestic purposes and for irrigation
of the fruit farms. The water is absolutely
pure, cold and fresh from the melting
SHOWS above or tricking from springs in
the mountain side. 1t is free from all lime
alkali or other ingredients so very injurious
to the consumptiye patient. Such water is
great boon anywhere and at any time but
here, where other features of sunshine and
pure air combine to produce an ideal
climate, 1t is OF special value"
STATISTICAL INFORMATION.
The annual temperature varies but little
from year to year. The following tables tell
the tale:
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-10
strong Witnesses.

Among the thousands OF testimon ials o
cures by DR.. Miles New Heart Cure, is
that of Nathan Allisons, well known
citizen of Glen Rock, Pa, who for years
had shortness of breath, sieeplessness,
pain in left side, shoulders, smothering
spells, etc. one bottle of DR.. Miles New
Heart Cure and one box of Nerve and
Liver Pills cured INN. Peter Jaquet,
Salem, N. j., is another witness, who for
twenty years suffered with heart disease,
was pronounced incurable by physicians,
death stared him in the face, could not lie
down for fear of smotherng to death
Immediately after using the New Cure he
felt better and could lie down and sleep
all night, and is now well man. The
New Cure is sold, also Free Book, by A,
@. Ireland, jr.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-10
Notice of Publication.
Homestead No. 2S15.l
LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. M. =,

LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. NJ,
May 7, 1922
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of bis nten-
ton to make final proof in support Of
his claim and that said proof will be made
before register and receiver at Santa Fe,
N. NJ, on June -, 1892, viz: Jose B.
Ortiz for the y NV a sw d ne a
NV d Sc a sec. IL, tip IA n,r9e.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon, and
cultivation of, said land, viz:
Sylvester Davis, Francisco Chavez, Fer
nando Pena, of Lamy, y. M; R. B.
Wilson, OF Santa Fe, N. M.
Any person who desires to protest
against the allowance of such proof, or
who knows Of any substantial reason,
under the law and the regulations of the
interior department, why such proof
should not be allowed. will be given an
opportunity at the above mentioned time
and place to cross. examine the witnesses
OF said claimant, and to offer evidence in
rebuttal of that submitted by claimant.
A. L. MORRISON,
Register
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-10

1--WE must part-foreverr'
There were italics in the first three
words, but the last was made more-impress
i've with vocal smell capitals,
There is reason to believe that Miss Irene
Magillicuddy placed the emphasis in this
way Intentionally when she added the
words which begin this recital of fact tC
her discOuragemento of James Biggerstaff's
suggestion that the two form an engage
ment Of marriage.
Mr.. Biggerstaff had been calling upor
Miss Magillicuddy for eight months, ano
in that time he had learned to love her
He had moreover, set about the work Of
teaching her to love him, and he had also
come to persuade himself that these les.
sons in the art affectonate had been be
slowed upon willing pupil.
James Biggerstaff had often looked down
the vista Of the years, and in his mind he
had seen the fair Irene first as his bride
then as his wife and later as the mother OF
his children, who formed q lovable grour
about his knee.
Now all his bright anticipations were
dimmcd His hopes were shattered. Ap
parently these pleasing mental pictures
were to be only in his mnd--strictly in it,
and nowhere else
1t is no wonder that James Biggerstaf1
was sad after he heard his sentence of dis
missal from the lips of the girl he loved
he had no words to reply, and he did not
feel inclined to reply even if words suitable
to the occasion had presented themselves
He was panied. He had not expected such
treatment, He had not deemed that Irene
could be so cruel. She had not only re
fused his offer of marriage but she had
dismissed him. She had not even Offered
him the cold comfort of being a sister tt
him.
James Biggerstaf stood a moment as il
dazed. Then he moved toward the door
mechanically, or as one in dream, carry
ing with him his broken heart.
He turned the knob, and was about tt
depart without a word, when Irene, whit
had followed him into the hail. said softly
flames, dear, you'll be on hand as early
as usual on Sunday night, suppose"-
Truth.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-10

Educators are certainly the greatest
benefactors of the race, and after reading
DR.. Franklin Miles popular works, can
not help declaring him to be among the
most entertaining and educating authors"
New York Daily. He is not stranger
to our readers, as his advertisements ap-
pear in our columns in every issue, calling
attention to the fact that his elegant work
on Nervous and Heart Diseases is dis
tribnted free by our enterprising druggist,
A. @. Ireland. Trial bottles Of DR.. Miles
Nervine are given away, also Book Of
Testimonials showing that it is unequalled
TO- nervous prostitution, headache, poor
memory, dizziness, sleeplessness, neu-
ralgia, hysteria, fits, epilepsy.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-10

s. Fl. Blifford, New Cassel, Wis, was
troubled with neuralgia and rheumatism,
his stomach was disordered, his liver
was affected to an alarming degree, ap-
petite fell away, and he was terribly re-
duced in flesh and strength. Three bot
ties of Electric Bitters cured him.
Edward Shepherd, Harrisburg, ILL.,,
had a running sore on his leg OF eight
years. standing. Used three bottles of
Electric Bitters and seven boxes of Buck
lens Arnica Salve, and his leg is sound
and well. John Speaker, Catawba, Ohio,
had five large fever sores on his leg, doc
tors said he was incurable. One bottle
Electric Bitters and one box Bucklen's
Arnica salve cured him entirely. Sold by
O. M. Dreamer, drug store.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-10
n Decisive Blow for Freedom

From the tyranncal yoke OF those despOtic
allies, dyspepsia, constipation and liver com
plant, Is stuck when the quandom victim of
their CALLING supremacy has taken course OF
Ilostetters Stomach Bitters. Then they vamose
dciea ed and health resumes its welcome sway
Such is the invarabe experience OF those who
use the ruling Alternative to get rid of these asso-
ciate evils. Anti-dysl optics. cholagogues, d"as-
tic tathartics are as the sands OF the sra, nun
berlesS and useless. The happy blending Of
rem, d al properties derived from natures
botanic storehouse, with u pure, modified
spirituous basis existent in the Btters, not
only initiate but efleCtuate the joint cure of
chronic indigestion, irregularity Of the bowels
and perversion of the bile The snrest defense
against malaria is this agreeable fOrtitier and
preServat We OF health under unfavorabe at
mospheric conditions. 1t cOuDteracts Il tend
ency to rheumatism, rouscs the kidney and
bladder when sluggish, from inactiOn, and
cndpws Il debilitated, nervous invalid with
vigOT. Incompatible as tonic
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-10
inferior Goods.

The only safe way for purchasers to
insist on having the genuine article, and
not allow themselves to be swindled by
having plasters said to be Gust as good"
or containing superior ingredients" i'm
posed upon them. These are only tricks
to sell inferior goods that no more COM
pare with Alcock's Porous Plasters than
copper does with gold. One trial of All
cocks Porous Plasters will convince the
most skeptical oftheir merits.
The eminent Henry A. Mott, Jr., Phi.
D., f. G. S., late Government Chemist,
certifes:
"My Investigation in Allcock's Porous
Plaster shows it to contain valuable and
essential Ingredients not found in any
other plaster, and find it superior to and
more efficient than any other plaster"
Ask for Allcock's, and let no solicitation
or explanation induce you to accept a
substitute.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-10

SHOOTING STARS.


My odd little friend, Roy Gregor, so
often surprises US with quantity worded
remarks that am once in a while of the
opinion that some of his. ancestors were
of the "rale ould Irish sthock," and that
be has inherited their talent for what we
call "Irish bulls" None but an Irishman
could gravely assert that ice cream ia
baked in cold oven, and if this reply Of
Roy's to a question is not genuine Irish
bull am at loss to gveita name.
"Roy," said his mother, "this can't be
your stocking. Yours had hole in it
when you came home from school.
eyes, mamma" said Roy after mo-
ment's study, "but the hole is wored out,
l ess-Harpers Young People.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-10
Notice for Publication.
Homestead No. 1854
Lawn 0FFIcE AT SANTA FE N M

LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. NJ,
April 10, 1925
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing, named settler has filed notice Of his
intention to make final proof in support of
his claim, and that said proof will be made
before the register and receiver at Santa
Fe, n. NJ, on May Is, 1892, viz: Juan
Madril for the Sc 4 sec. II, TIP IA n, r 10
e.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon, and
cultivation of, said land, viz:
Severe Montoya, Ricardo Montoya,
Santiago Madril, Jose Rafael Anaya, all
of Lamy, N. NJ. A. L. MORRISON,
Register.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-10
Notice for Publication.
Homestead No. $685.

LAND OFFICE AT SANTA FE, N. M,
April 20, 1925
Notice is hereby given that the follow
ing-named settler has filed notice Of his
intention to make final proof in support
bf his claim, and that said proof will be
made before register and receiver at
Santa Fe, N. NJ, on June 6, 1892, viz {:
Candido Montoya for the sw ID, sec. To-,
TIP. 16 n, 10e.
He names the following witnesses to
prove his continuous residence upon, and
cultivation Of, said land, viz:
;. Jose de la Cruz Garcia, Alexandra Abey-
tia, Antonio LuCero and Jesus Ortiz y
Moya, all Of Santa Fe, N. M.
A. L. MORRISON, Register.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-10

Mrs. Lakely Auditorium: 81 suppose We
must begin to think of getting ready fol
the Worlds fair"
Mr. Lakely Auditorium: II have thought
of it. How do these two advertisements
strike you:
FOR RENT.-A large, elegantly furnished
double house, near the fair grounds. Reason.
able terms to good tenant.
WANTED IMMEDIATELY.-A small fur
nished fiat on the North side. One without b
spare room preferred"
Life
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-10
The Surgeon of the Duel.

A duel is it? Are those two the prin-
cipals?
Yes.
And the two pacing off the ground are
the seconds presume?
Yes.
And the little man with the bag ia the
surgeon, [ suppose?
No: he is the tailor.
The tailor?
Yes; in modern duels the wearing APP
parel only is injured.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-10

American Citizen (adopted) - Bring-a
mea pistol.
Citizeness-Here-a you-a pistol. TIA
loaded.
"Vera gooda. Now give-a mea stiletto."
"Here-a thea stiletto."
Vera gooda. Getta one for yourself
and we go TAXA Sunday afternoon walka."
New York Weekly.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-10

Featherstne-It seems to me strange
that Tutter should have worn dress suit
at an afternoon tea
Ringway-He had to do it as a matter Of
necessity.
Featherstone-How is that?
Ringway-ITe was obliged to go to full
dress dinner afterward, and after the tea
he wouldn't have had strength enough
to change his clothes.-Clothier and Fur
usher.
Santa Fe daily New Mexican. [volume] (Santa Fe, N.M.) 1885-1897, 1892-05-10

His l'roner SDliere.

Author-Mary, | have made mistake
in my calling; I'm not an author, but
born chemist.
Authors Wife-What makes you think
that, Horace?
Author Well, every book | write be-
comes a drug in the market.-Puck.