The Manchester journal. [volume] (Manchester, Vt.) 1861-current, 1892-04-14
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dsils ssssrttsemssi AZ the nevspsp*sa
Tss. les, ifDm rtldheods boar
LA uus thsi Csellss Lost sli his
clothes Ne hpasl 6rtf IL u, wb~r
Chagls We. Cred they lspi bis uprt.
50 L1sfy stll ~ssliss ior yosr ship 10
eoue Ia. shf wafy~os, they've come
Wa. s@st ~ era. All hsfdsblpa
80 The rouas eai,of wrote NJ, feel
ins., dess csc, have Eot room 10 express,
srd tLs replied Issue . Supplement
50 nn,hl Gaia n lno~ vhs, they call
'ssn mama when there's three ssins-
Msmns Whist. kaft Bright Ctild-
Utbisis
AZ eplins, ia man Who believes
,hsi oil ssss vill hsteh. A pessln'iss 10
mac Who beiitses ttsl I'll ehss,rpis bsre
vurms 10 them
~rae ~ II Ia .iwsYs the unmarried msn
who anows ali shoa. women. He les,
have noticed thai the man who knows oil
sboa, women does marry.
Li,lis Boy r. Nos that you w sos s's'
tel risno, .hirk yen might buy me
poay. p.ps wh,f LATHE Boy 30
cat get awsy from tho piano.
=. Mother tte.dipsl-- A machine tss
bsrn ipteated tbs, will aing msn Loo
feet into the sir. Pretty daughter -Hor
rorsl Don't lie, pa hear Of IL
wife No,tiss Tor mei Then yon
Lsss forgotten ,hs, this Ia my birthday
Ha.hahd -- No, ., slll Only ! did didn'l
WET 10 remind Jon ths, you've srosn old
III Jones pays me what be owes me,
shsll 40 10 Europe this summer. And II
Jones doesn't pay you what be owes your
Well. /, will probably be Jones that will
20 10 Europe.
-CobSisser Did you hear what bee
came Of that baby who fell out OF the
fourth story windos and escaped unhursf
Merit Yes. When be grew mp he fell Oh
. chair aud broke bis neck.
Mrs. Dr-Mn De Gash's baby -
quite remarkable child, be eats just like
% old man. Mrs. Hicks -Why, the little
dear bssn'i tooth 10 bis head. Mrs. Dix
No; that's what said.
II never send story ont for publica
,ion. eaid Dullpstb, the reaiist, without
Hrs, having slep. over 1t. don't believe
| ever read one OF them. either, without
doing the same thing, returned Hawley.
- The elderly visitor smiled cspsciou.
emile end disclosed pair OF gold crowned
bicuspids. Mamma, said Tommy. what
makes Mrs. Flysbout -Hu,h Tommy
carry Der = Keep still, Tommy cufl but
tons In her MOUTH
-Maud-She is woman who has suii'
cred great deal for her beliefs. Ethel
Dear mel What arc her beliefs. Maud
she believes that che can wear . No. 3
Shoe on No. foot, aud 70 inch corset
on 80 inch waist.
--You know, Maria, be said, think
every cbild shows in some way 10 what
calling !, is mos, likely to succeed in After
years. DO yon think sof Then we'd bet.
ter make real estate man OF our Willie.
can, keep bin ont Of the dirt.
Those Higsinses are very hospitable
people. said one department clerk to sno'
,hsr. Yes. was the reply suppose they
tried TO make You feel like one Of the fam
lily while you we're there. They did thei'
best Miss Higgins said she would DO >
sister TO me,
-Whs, do you think Of your little sic.
ter, Osgoodson2 Inquired bis father She
may improve npoa more extended sc'
quainiar &c, replied the little Boston Boy,
regarding the new infant critically, but q:
present che seems sbsurdly crude and i'm
mature.
Rector Black t. was glad 10 see you
10 church yesterday morning, What did
you think Of my exordium aud perora,ionf
Mr. Easy Pretty good. but--Rector
Black Bot ~bstf Mr.. Easy But they
were Joe, little too far apart.
/, Makes Him Feel Queer: Somehow =
man cannot help feeling little qneer -
we'll "A good deal proud when be 10 in
vi,ed 10 address the school In the very
came room where he used 10 whittle his
dssk aud make csricstures Of the teacher
"A Texas gentleman applied 10 friend
for information in regard 10 . certain man
whom be wished 10 employ on his ranch
IL be honest and relisble' shonld say so.
He is tried snd ,rnsiy. He has been tried
four times Tor stealing horses and be got
clear every time. was the reply.
Doctor; Your husband appears TO be
ran down, aniiuus and overworked; but
zee no signs Of insanity. Mira Van River
aide; I'm sure he's in danger 81 H. 10.
sanity runs 10 The family. you know. Does
i,f Yes, indeed. Two OF bis sisters bad
chsnees 10 marry rich men, and then mar
ried poor oaes.
WIS. Kind Of man 10 be good, bad
OF indifferent Well thu. depends good
deal ~ho iee.ess on the other end Of the
plant With bin. How %. siri Well, II
you siRs him mp along aide Of Judas Iscar'
lot. BIZ looms up miitilns fair; bit when
ron come to sii him do~n between snch
fellows as ycu ~ ms, iadse, be does dvin'
die terrible surpfisin he does, Tor > isct. |
"A wsshins,s capitalist Who bough,
seine .snd 10 Florida recently vent down
10 look 81 H. 10 the midst Of ssvsmpy |
sss,e be foaad very diIspidated cabin.
In the door ssY hang worn. gray blanket
snd owe, The top Of this blanket . eriExled
cracker looked ont 81 his visitor. The